Emperor Lu Kang Part 2

Emperor Lu Kang Part 2 is the 2nd Part of the 4-Part Season 3A Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Even though that, unsurprisingly, Eagle-Beak and his followers were more interested in personal vengence for their humiliations then what was desired, Gazelle was able to reach into their better natures enough to realise that Pang Bing is indeed a legit problem. So the small band of heroes and Eagle Beak and friends must work togather to once again defeat Pang Bing, but in a new way since she clearly has improved as she is now able to take control of even complete idiots unlike in the two-parter. So just focusing on a single thought no longer helps. Eagle-Beak offers the aide of an exspearimental magic spell that protects against even magic as great as Pang Bing's. But he warns that it's not protected well from being despelled, so they have to act quickly and strongly against Pang Bing before she can retailiate! However, they have to deal with three issues along the way: One: The Imperial Court Magition Quack Ku Xun, a goose, has been ralling up a huge army of mercs to go after Pang Bing for reasons unexplained, 2: The entire High Council and even the Galactic federation are on their way with heroes abroad, even with aide from the HA, to seek out Pang, while at risk of becoming slaves themselves, added by the worsening factor that the Villain Teams are riled up by Pang Bing's actions and sought her out, risking the same issue. And 3: Gazelle is concerned that darker forces greater then even Pang Bing are at work here. The Group need to be able to keep all three villain teams from interfearing, the same to Quack, before things will only get more troublesome. But can Gazelle get over her concerns?

Prologue: Recap
Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles... Cutaway Present
 * Po: GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE- (A record scratch was heard as the film reel froze and Deadpool came on)
 * Deadpool: What? ANOTHER prologue recap? LAAAAAAME!
 * Scroopfan: Hey come on, Deadpool, it's a SAF tradition dating back to The Seas of Captain Legend Two Parter, we always do this for multi-part episodes!
 * MSM: Well, duh! That's what OTHER two-parters do!
 * Deadpool: I know, I know, but I was just wondering, since your two canon jesters said you were doing special s*** for your first Season 3 Saga finale, I decided I'd do my own part! And I have JUST the thing! Let's do a Dragon Ball Z Abridged Kai parody and just do the prologue recap in a shorter time frame.
 * MSM:... GENIUUUUUUUUUUUUSSS!!!
 * Scroopfan: Hey now, just because we started to mimic Abridged Series of all kinds as of recently ever since one or two instences in the past, doesn't mean we take it to THAT EXTREME OF A LEVEL!? I mean, sure, it'd be funnier, but Recaps are suppose to be a serious brief retelling of the previous adventure, so those who didn't saw the previous episode would know what's going on, and to remind those that may've forgotten at this point. Also, the idea of the DBZAK parody only works because it was MEANT to be a joke to the Kai series as a whole, perhaps being a more nuteared exspearience of the original animal. If we just make a parodious verson of the last episode, it would end up looking like we're not taking this seriously anymore. And we can't have our critics think we're not taking this work seriously anymore, they'll start using it as a weapon against alledged incompidence. Also, doing it like that would not be subtile comedy as we're trying to go for cartoony but not in your face comedy. It would've looked desperate for early laughs and there for, the audience will quickly see that.
 * MSM:... Hmm, he has a good point there.
 * Deadpool: Oh, so what if the recaps are just as short as what I'm suggesting?
 * MSM: Uh, duh, because to our audience, it would make us look desperate for some first-laughs. If I can make a suggestion for this to work, how about we save this for the LAST part of this 4-parter, when it's long enough for the joke to work.
 * WB Deadpool:... That's actually more logical than having it here.
 * YB Deadpool: AWWW, BUT THAT'LL TAKE FOREVER!!
 * Scroopfan: Hey, this isn't exactly fair to me either! I was planning something else for the Epilogue, like a deminstraightion of concept art, but now that is tossed out of the window! Now I only got the interviews and the deleted scenes for this and the next part to look forword to!
 * MSM: Oh, I meant have it in the RECAP of the 4th part. You can STILL have that stuff at the epilogue.
 * Scroopfan: Oh really? Thanks for telling me that.
 * Deadpool: (Sighs) Fine! But if this doesn't make it, then expect me to be in your office! I'll have MSM's cute twitching tail on a platter!
 * MSM: Okay, if you're making fun of our avatars, then save it! We've got more beefed up security than your LAST little incident.
 * Deadpool: No security can deter ME, twitchy tail!
 * MSM: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! THIS IS JUST AN AVATAR!!! DON'T MAKE US BANISH YOU TO THE LITTLE KIDS' SHOW UUNIVERSES WHERE YOU WILL BE TORTURED BY THE WRATH OF BARNEY AND OTHERS!!!
 * Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Scroopfan: MSM, COOL IT! Deadpool, your just gonna have to accept it. We're going to stick to a more traditional SAF Episode Recap, ok? I mean, MSM, seriously don't ya think that was, too cruel to suggest? Also, we're kinda getting the recap side-tracked. Also, we invented the comedic commmentary thing, so he can just do that all the way through.
 * MSM: Oh, trust me, no amount of comedic commentary will compare to the torture of being in the world itself! Another LazyTown song may be popular because of the villain's actor getting cancer, but catchy songs like that can only get you so far.
 * Deadpool: Well, fine! I'll have OTHER ways to get even as long as you keep your promise. You KNOW how I get when my employers scam me!
 * Deadpool: (Dubbed as Firebrand in Meet the Firebrand and having a suit overfilled with money as he stabs an employer) STAB, MAKE FUNNY NOISE, STAB, STAB!!!
 * MSM: You have our words, Deadpool! Now just get back to the recap!
 * Scroopfan: "Sorry about the interuption folks. That what happens when you work with Deadpool."
 * Deadpool: Easier done than said! (He resumes it)
 * Po:... What just happened?... Oh, uh, GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!! WE GOT AN INVITE TO OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
 * (Hu): It is my undying heart-felt pleasure, with tears of happiness, to inform you that the Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very special proclamation related to the flawed permit system that has only done more harm then good.
 * (Woo): It's important that you arrive exactly at the capital at 8:00 SHARP! P.S.: WE ARE NOT KIDDING ABOUT QUACK?! CHECK THE TIME NOW AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT!!
 * Shifu: HYYYYYYY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WE HAVE 20 MINUTES TO ARRIVE?!
 * Gazelle: What about our Christmas party with our friends and loved ones? It wouldn't be very fair to leave them out like this!"
 * Crane: "They're all about major laws and royal decrees. And those that have no respect to it.... Are never heard from again."
 * SpongeBob: (As the van was going as fast as possible dodging the obstacles) "GIVE US BACK THE CONTROLS, GAZELLE!?"
 * Gazelle: "I'M TAKING US BACK HOME!?"
 * Lord Shen: "WE MUST NOT DISGRACE OURSELVES IN FROM OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE?!"
 * Gazelle: "I CAN'T MISS SEEING MY REAL PARENTS FIRST TIME IN YEARS?!" (They crashed)
 * Lu Kang: WOW!
 * Gazelle: THEY WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON YOU AS LONG AS I PROTECT YOU!! I, am gonna make the best of this situation, and STAY with you people through this, and MAYBE TEACH THESE BARBARIANS SOME PROPER MORALS WHILE I'M HERE?! (STARTS SCREAMING IN ANGRY SPANISH?!)
 * Hu:... Uh... What did she say?
 * Puss:... Trust me, you rather have that be left untranslated.
 * Quack: For the legendary Uniter Princess, she seems rather un-princess-y.
 * Icky: AW, COME ON, WHO SAID YOU KIDS COULD STOW AWAY?!?
 * Petrie: The nice Kairi girl said it was okay.
 * Granny: "I came along because your parents wanted me to make sure these young'ns stay safe."
 * Icky: AW, COME ON!!!
 * Ming:..... The Monkey?
 * Gazelle: Are you aware of Monkey's romantic interest in you once?
 * Ming: I wasn't wise enough to have informed you two that...... I was 12.
 * Monkey/Gazelle: YOU WERE TWELVE?!?
 * Duke: OHHHHHH, SHOCKER!!
 * Lord Shen: "THE BLOODLY HELL MAN?!"
 * Monkey: (He was seen hitting his head on the wall)
 * Shifu: Tai Lung killed the Emperor's son, and as a result of his escape, the Emperor imposed the Kung Fu permit system as a means of limitation.
 * Einstein: What a twist!
 * Pang Bing: Guess who's back! (She mind-controlled all the Kung Fu Panda villains in the UUniverses)
 * Gazelle was seen, weakfully pushing the door aside, breathing heavily.
 * Duke: What happened? (Gazelle weakly points to Quack)
 * Po: HOW COULD YOU, YOU CREEPY DUCK?!
 * Quack: Several weeks later and she'll be good as new.... Along with newfound respect with the great Quack Ku Xun the Magician! Just like any and all who dared question me and dare criticize the greatness that magic offers?!"
 * Mantis: YOU CRAZY DUCK-BILLED LAWFUL JERK!! (An attack was heard outside as they left)
 * Gazelle: If this turns out to be a trick from a far greater evil, and it spirals to the point of another greater threat... There'll be no magic spell in the UUNIVERSES that will save you from the Lightflies' penance!
 * Lu Kang: Ohhhhhh, you're in trouble.
 * Quack: I DID NOT INSTRUCT YOU ALL TO GIVE ME AN OPINION!!
 * Pang Bing: Greetings, misfits! (She mind-controlled the Lodgers)
 * Hu: The villain attack is nothing more then mere bait!!
 * Pang Bing: (After seeing Gazelle struggle with her powers)... Well, well, well! Little Gazzy's having trouble with her blade!
 * Wu Hu was ordering some archers to aim at the escaping heroes
 * Pang Bing: "No need to shoot them down, Wu Hu. They'll eventually come back to pose a proper challenge. Besides, even then, when I complete my plans, I will be their master, one way or the other."
 * Kweng: (With Fu-Xi's team) This is no time to argue. We need to act as soon as possible.
 * Tsin: CHAAAAARGE!!! (The heroes fought as they took off with Gazelle crazily handling the controls)
 * Gazelle: Where should we go?
 * Po: Inviting the Mane Seven back at our party wouldn't hurt.
 * Icky: DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!! (Applause were heard as Deadpool was seen)
 * Twilight: You SERIOUSLY want to include Eagle-Beak?!
 * Po: "I know it's risky, but he's kinda our best shot!
 * Elzaorbana: I know what is you seek.
 * Gazelle: Reversing this curse is not an easy process?
 * Enlightrant: Nope, not EVEN for a trained professional. You're still gonna have to fight your way to Eagle-Beak. Get past both his Darkrossian forces AND his average cronies.
 * Elzaorbana: We're willing to offer a Lightrossian guide.
 * Icky: What, exactly is a rossian?"
 * Mayfly: (Uses her technique on Brutoron, surprising the heroes) The name's Maia Fly Phwyrll, but please, call me 'Mayfly'.
 * Computer: You have arrived at your destination.
 * Deadpool: Alrighty! Time to make some chimi-f******-changas!
 * Xerxes: KREEKA SHADE HAS BEEN MISSING FOR HOURS!!!
 * Celsius/Narcotic: GROCK!!!
 * Xerxes: Given the heroes will do anything to Kreeka to get the info, I'd say any minute.
 * Celsius/Narcotic: DOUBLE GROCK!!! (The alarm was raised and the forces advanced)
 * Eagle-Beak: WHY THE F*** DIDN'T YOU F****** INFORM ME ABOUT KREEKA'S F****** DISAPPEARANCE INSTEAD OF F****** ALERTING THE F****** SECURITY WITHOUT MY F****** CONSENT, YOU ******* ********* ******** ***** ****** ***********?!?!?!?!?
 * Sing: "Sooooo..... Your basically gonna welcome these people into your home?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "That's not exactly the correct answer..... I am considering Xerxes's suggestion for, a controlled environment for the misfits." (Later) "So, misfits....... This better be good. And fair warning....... Your not in a position to play cute with us. The consequences, are not, kind."
 * Rarity: You SURE you want to include these people?
 * Po: I'm still debating with myself on that.
 * Eagle-Beak's followers began to laugh, as the scene suddenly fades to Pang Bing staring wickedly intense at the camera, then casted her lightning attack onto it!

Chapter 1: Gazelle Wins Eagle-Beak's Loyalty
Eagle-Beak's Hideout Space.
 * The Heroes are seen in the dome as the villains have surrounded it.
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Well, are you all going to explain yourselves?"
 * Po: "....... Look, Eagle-Beak, I know we're probuly the last guys you wanted to see-"
 * Eafle-Beak: "Your vastly correct on that! I was never so humiliated before what accured in that event! And by a child! God or not, nothing bruses your pride WORSE then a defeat by an infant! It took my allies forever to eventually the spell reversed. How and by whom, we wish to keep restricted."
 * Deadpool: "Ya mean that secret benufactor shit you guys are doing?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Aja-boo-ja-ka, WHAT?! HOW DID HE KNEW THAT?! DID YOU FORCED KREEKA TO CONFESS?!"
 * Gazelle: "Who?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Kreeka Shade, Xerxes' best spy! Don't play dumb, you have clearly managed to capture her and got her to reveil our location!"
 * Icky: "Buddy, we have no freaking idea what your talking about. We got here because our friend Mayfly told us about the castle you're in that belongs to a long defeated world conguror."
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Wait, you mean, your not the shorce of what happened to Kreeka?"
 * Twilight: "I'd think we'd remember capturing a female Metavincemander! All we did was fly into this planet and get attacked by your henchmen!"
 * Rarity: "I know you ordenarly don't have great trust in us, but that being said, it's RUDE to assume we would do something like that! We'd already had a guide to lead us here, we didn't needed to kidnap one of your own!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Likely story, heroes! Playing stupid is not gonna-"
 * Xerxes: "They're right, Crush. Kreeka is too talented of a mercenary spy to be defeated and captured so easily. While the Lodgers are formidable, they are not in their full form as of now, consisting of only a make-swift martical artist, a prehistoric beauty-challnaged bird, a run of the mill thief and media pirate given an unworthy position as a herold for a messiah, and said messiah who's no longer even an average concern thanks to a curse, mere children, lony-look-a-likes, several civilians, and a mentaly disterbed mercenary borned from a long forsaken millaterry exspeariment with a face that even a mother would fail to love."
 * Deadpool: "HEY!"
 * Icky: "Oh don't act like he isn't right about that, Wilson! Your face is the end result of ugly avacodo sex!"
 * Xerxes: "My point being, Kreeka would've been able to defeat you all easily, and then proceed to have come back by now. Something is clearly a-miss."
 * Icky: "Well, where did ya last seen her?"
 * Xerxes: "As she usually does. Keeps her eyes on you so we would know of oppertunities worthy of our time. She has an invisable space craft capable to following your van and avoids it's strongest detection abilities. Then after a certain period, she would return and give status reports. For the most part, it's not much of interest, just typical stories of you conguring villains and lounging about in your main base, acting like your heroisum is a 9-to-5 job!"
 * Icky: "Recent episodes shown that the HA are kinda non-callent about their jobs too, mac. After you face your first villain problem, everything kinda meshes togather like a daily rotine."
 * Xerxes: "But at least they take the time to train and keep themselves from being meek and easily surprised!"
 * Icky: "We do that too, mac! But since our universe isn't a war-torn dystopian villain paradise of a mess, with more then a scattered number of heroes, we can afford to be more relaxed about it. We're at best needed back-up when a problem is bad enough. Heck, sometimes, we're just the guys that helped the main heroes congure the major threat! The least we do is support!"
 * Xerxes: "....... How, are you so famous then?"
 * Icky: "Oh don't get us wrong, we have beaten threats we fought with, but I guess the other reason is that, well, people are just grateful that we helped the main hero at all. People appresiate heroes, even if they just helped the main savior."
 * Xerxes: "....... I can't believe I actselly lost to you people."
 * Loogar: "Same here, mate."
 * Anima: "Feeling's mutual."
 * Sting'nBite: "Ditto."
 * Jerky: "Big time!"
 * Sing Jin: "I hear that."
 * Blot: "Aye!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Here-here."
 * Icky: "Yeah not the first time we heard something like that."
 * Xerxes: "Reguardless, something must've happened to her when you were at your last location."
 * Hu: "The Capital City in China."
 * Xerxes: "Alchourse. Either she's been captured, or that ungrateful snake of a woman has desided to swift loyalties to that feline witch."
 * Batula: "That ALWAYS happens when you get mercenaires involved!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well either way, that proves that Pang Bing is a problem to both of us! She assentually is planning to go Starlight Glimmer on everyone and brainwash all of the universes!"
 * Starlight: "THAT ONE TIME, RAINBOW DASH?! ONE, TIME?!"
 * Applejack: "Well ya'll can't exactly blame us fer still feeling abit sore about that!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, plus, let's not forget the simply teensy-weensy crucial little tiny fact, that YOU COMMITTED CHRONO-TERRORISM!!!
 * Starlight: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you did, but some of us STILL hold grudges for s*** like that. Time travel is banned in worlds like the Dragon Ball Z Universe for a DAMN good reason, and in THAT world, it's just a blend between interdimensional travel. IT DESTROYS THE FABRIC OF EXISTENCE!!!..... Ok granted, the Starswihirl spell was paradox-proof, BUT STILL! KINDA AN EXTREME WAY FOR PAYBACK, AIN'T IT?!
 * Starlight: (Softly sobs)
 * Twilight:... Rainbow Dash, I TOLD you she can be sensitive about that.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Oops!
 * Applejack: OOPS?!?
 * Pinkie: "Girls, girls, just look at it this way! Twilight made a simular mistake with Smarty Pants and the entire town! Starlight's brainwashing is pretty tiny in compairision."
 * Twilight: "THAT ONE TIME, PINKIE?! ONE, TIME?!"
 * Starlight: (She sobbed in the corner)
 * Twilight:... (Sighs) I'm gonna go comfort her before I end up the same way. (She does that)
 * Po:... Yeah, point is, what she did is what Pang Bing is planning to do times a zillion.
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, don't peg us wrong, that is a problem..... However, our benufactors might not see that entirely. They might have very different beliefs for this Pang Bing. They would hate it if a villain like that goes to complete waste. Even more if it was because of us. So, I can't nessersarly promise that we would adhere to this temporary allience."
 * Sargent Crush: "And even then, who's to say we even WANT to?! Anyone capable to put you VA wreckers in your place is okay in my book!"
 * Gazelle: "Try to understand. Pang Bing has proven no fondness to fellow villains when she kidnapped members of three major organisations, and an entire prison's prisoners. If she's a problem to the likes of them, there's almost a certain garrentie that the same would apply to you all as well. Think about it. There is a possability that she has your spy."
 * Xerxes: "It could very easly be because of Kreeka's mercenary instincts being stronger then true loyalty. She could've liked the possability of Pang Bing controling the capital city's wealth from her successful usurp and went to join her."
 * Sargent Crush: "Also, she's not as hostile as you say, when commen thugs are capable to befriend her. She probuly only took those members from the villain teams of these universes, because she figured that they were useless in their own ways! I mean, if even Qui can't get them to stop acting like children about their desires for conquest, who can?"
 * Gazelle: "The reason for those criminals to knowingly serve Pang Bing is likely because they were promised an exception for her desires of controling all beings. As well as possably, the promise of wealth from the royal treasures. This does not mean that Pang Bing wouldn't hestitate to brainwash someone else."
 * Sargent Crush: "Pfft. Please! We can easly earn her trust by two things: The Professor's ability to be persaysive, AND, if we have to, turning you f****** in as a gift of goodwill."
 * Icky: "Wow, you seem to NOT really like us, Crushy."
 * Xerxes: "Don't mind Sargent Crush, he's particularly unhappy with you robbing him of his own desires to get revenge on the sea squirrels when his parents died from their attack. He's proof that I was not the only one to have suffered from it."
 * Gazelle: "..... I can't nessersarly say things would be any different with her if certain actions were applied.. She'll appresiate turning us in, yes, but, her power is great. I can't nessersarly garrentie Eagle-Beak would be able to win her over so easily."
 * Sargent Crush: "Oh trust me. The professor has magic that can make anyone do and think what he wants! And trust me, it had worked before!  He-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Once caused a revolution to make himself ruler of Equestia to turn it into a War Nation to be prepared against Nightmare Moon. Yeah, that much we know about, I mean, me and my friends are FROM there!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Point is, the professor will make the pussy cat purr beneath his claws and became an ally to us! Easy peasy!"
 * Gazelle: "But have you ever considered that maybe she has spells to protect from the professor's magical silver tongue?"
 * Sargent Crush: "I...... Uh....... Well you don't know that! You never got to face her for longer then a few moments!"
 * Po: Yes, but even then, Pang Bing, since we defeated her by a slim chance, has regained her powers, and NOW they are capable of evolving. EVEN MERLIN IS UNDER HER SPELL, AND HE'S A FRICKING MASTER OF OCCLUMENCY!!! Face it, there's NO reasoning with Pang Bing. She's NOT going to rest until she completes her goals.
 * Eagle-Beak: Is it not why you came to me, then? Obviously I might have an ability and/or advantage over this cat.
 * Gazelle: That is hard to say. You may have evenly-matched capabilities to her, but while she has no determined limits now that her powers are adaptive, YOURS has CLEAR limitations. She can SURPASS the level of mind-control immunity you have. And she can surpass ANY ability you throw at her with her new adaptive magic skills. YOU SIMPLY DO NOT STAND A CHANCE!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: And how can you tell? Your Uniter powers are disabled. Pretty much everyone in this room is more powerful then you now..... Even Narcotic. And apart from his viruses, he's the least dangerious of us.
 * Narcotic: "Hey, why are you assuming that I'm the weakest link?"
 * Celisus: "Well, your amongst a flaming mollisk, I.E., me, plus a collection of trained killers, ex-despots, a dark shadow demon, a mutant, a brute, a hypnotic warlord, and a magic user mythic beast. Compaired to that, a Bioterrorest looks kinda harmless."
 * Narcotic: "...... Wow, I am a weak link."
 * Gazelle: I may be cursed, but that doesn't mean I can't tell a person's power by just looking at them. Given what I heard of you and how much you've persevered over the past few years, I can tell you're NOT a force to cross. But that's NOTHING compared to Pang. She's persevered FAR longer than you because she comes from a time period when magic was discriminated to a high degree. Her magic is OVERWHELMING!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Say what you want, but there is NOTHING you can do to convince me to join. If this is all your best arguement is, then I am NOT amused.
 * Gazelle: "...... Maybe your not afraid of yourself falling to Pang Bing's wrath, nor are you too concerned about your allies...... But what about, Qui?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "(Raises an eyebrow)...... What about Qui? She, she can handle herself!"
 * Gazelle: "Consider this. Her daughter, Cynder, had the misfortune of being controled by Pang Bing now. Any mother would go through extreme lentghs to get their child back. Even when their own wellbeing's at stake. You know of the last time Qui fell into a negitive enfluence. Can you seriously risk her going into another?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Well, again, even if I wanted to, I am bound to the will of my benufactors. And, they're likely to have faverable views to Pang Bing, and, I can't risk losing their approveal."
 * Gazelle: "Believe me, we would't've sought you out if things were different. I can understand not wanting to betray your superiors, but, I know for a fact that Qui is of greater value to you. I know when psuh come to shove, you would risk everything for Qui, even if it offends your masters."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, that much is true, but, when it comes to another powerful villain, it's, sort've a lose-lose situation. In one hand, if I join your little crusade, I secure Qui's future, but I lose a villain's respect, but if I faver her side, and based on what you said, I could end up further distencing myself from Qui, if not ending up having her as a mindless pupeless zombie."
 * Gazelle: "And I understand this. Your conflicted with being a professional villain, or being a father. But you have a choice to make. The respect of your bosses, or your daughter. And I came to understand that you are in desperate need of having your daughter's respect."
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Yes,..... But, my need to maintain the trust of the benufactors is, also of dire impourence. They, were not happy about my failure to aquire that alicorn baby."
 * Rainbow Dash: "HER NAME'S FLURRY HEART, BEAK-FACE?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I am not ignorent to the name! And on that subject, if it's any consolation, I would've been more then glad to leave that baby alone and not risk needless animosity torwords me! I only did it because it was by benufactor request. And for what it's worth, at least I didn't wanted to take the little alicorn away from her parents! I only wanted the magic the child processed! At least I wasn't like the villain teams and wanted to turn the youngling into a villain or a weapon or a replacement for a niche they long need filled! Apart from being drained, at least otherwise, the child would've returned to her parents."
 * Twilight: "Being drained of your power isn't a great feeling, Eagle Beak. it epsiecally wouldn't be for a baby. Even if it's painless, it would not be an overall great exspearience for Flurry. She would've been mentally scarred."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Look, it wouldn't've been anything personal, in fact, a powerless alicorn would've been worthless to those other villains."
 * Starlight: "They could've adapted and found other ways to still make her worth kidnapping."
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... A fair point. But we're off track. My point is, I have to insist that above all else, I am far from being someone a hero should trust. When push comes to shove, we would look out for ourselves first. And again, I can't say the benufactors would even approve of such a thing! Not to mention the awkwordness with your allies and loved ones, espeically in particular the ones who have the most gripe with us. Are such situations worth even having an unproven edge against this cat?"
 * Gazelle: "Like I said. You have a choice, Professor. It's Qui..... Or the Benufactors. And keep in mind. The Villain Teams are involved. And it's possable that their interest for Qui has not yet truely faded. If anything, they might change their minds on doing whatever horrorable thing they would've wished to do on Pang Bing, and use her to control Qui. And that would risk intrige from the remaining VA villains.... And I know how much you dislike the idea of them having control of her for their own needs."
 * Eagle-Beak was stuck in a personal confict, then turned around and facing a void of the castle's shadow.
 * Xerxes: "....... I hate to admit it Professor, but...... The Messiah processes a strong arguement. If the Benufactors did wanted the witch, then I'm afraid that for once, their happiness will have to be colladial damage, for Qui's sake."
 * Sargent Crush: "(Sighs), Well, if Xerxes not gonna stand by the witch, then I follow as an obedient soldier."
 * Celisus: "I am sad to say that for Qui, I adhere to this."
 * Narcotic: "Me too."
 * Hank: "Yeah, Qui used to be a pal!"
 * Batula: "Well, since the heroes said that she doesn't play nice with the a-other villains, so, why not?"
 * Anima: "I'm not normally a fan of heroes making a good arguement, but.... They may be on to something."
 * Sting'nBite: "I may not've like Qui at first, but I still respect that even in her stupid days, she tried to be of some help to my people, so, I kinda have to side with them on this one."
 * Loogar: "I kinda have to side with them here. I ain't gonna let a crazy cat witch mess with me ol' noggon."
 * Jerky: "Well, as much as Pang Bing would make a valuable asset to our group, I am not afraid to admit that, if she is as bad as the heroes say, then it may be advisable to cut our losses and prevent this would-be issue."
 * Blot: "Well, I ain't a fan of being shanghaied by witches again. That ends up going WAAAAY too freaky. So me and the crew call for a mutanty against that cat witch."
 * Sing Jin Sue: ".... Admitingly sir, it's obvious that this Pang Bing isn't very safe for the villain community anyway. I mean, if she can even steal members from the villain teams, then this witch is more a threat then a would-be ally. Besides, any potaintional is lost anyway. It's likely that because of her actions, she is made very wanted by the High Council, and has likely gained a dangerious status with the villain community for being too villainious for even our standerds! Even the Benufactors would be wise to reconsider any interest. So likely, it isn't really a betrayal if they would denounced interest..... Besides..... It wouldn't hurt to show Quidilen that your more then just a broken old vengeful griffin."
 * Eagle-Beak: "......... (Turns around holding a sternful gaze).............. Every fiber of my being is against this......... (Face melts to a more sadden state)......... But my broken heart refused the words of my angry mind, and wants to do this, if only for Qui...... As much as, I am usually weary of relucent alliences and the fickleness of heroes........ I, ultamately..... Accept the terms of this."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Scoffs), Oh that is so typical of yo- Wait, you accepted?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "But remember what I said early. When push comes to shove, we will watch our for ourselves more. And be made aware. We will leave as quickly as possable when it has met it's end, to avoid your fickleness..... Because be honest. You heroes no doubt want us to be made to reside in a cell of Prison 42."
 * Icky: "Meeeehhhhhhhhh, perhaps?"
 * Duke shoves Icky!
 * Icky: "Hey it's not like they wouldn't figure it on their own."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Case in point. But let us not worry about that. Let's worry about how we are to put this fellow magic user in her place."
 * Cera: "Well could you START with not leaving us in a dome anymore?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Only when it's time to leave. I still reserve the right to be cauious in case your more fickle to us then already."
 * Gazelle: "You have our word that any fickleness will not be an issue."
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Better then no promises, I suppose."
 * Icky: "Well, here's the thing.... We'd invite ya to the van, but, we have a policy to not let enemies know about our rides, even in temporary stuff, so-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh worry not about that. Riding in that hot-rodded atlantian mess is un-nessersary to us, when we have this."
 * The Lights turned on to reveil the futuristic Blot Ship from A Flurry Heart Attack.
 * Po: ".... Ohhh yeah, you have that, AUUian verson of Blot's old ship. How, long did took you to even make that thing?"
 * Xerxes: "Quicker then you expected. Construction Bots are very fast, tireless workers that require little to no rest and refueling. Thanks to those magnifisent bots, the old phase that a city can't be build in a day has been retired in the universes I'm from. Well, depending on the models anyway. The best models can get work done in half a day, while the lessers at least get things done in half a month, but still an improvement to how the old days used to be like."
 * Icky: "But why make it look like Blot's old boat?"
 * Xerxes: "We savaged the original remains, placed it inside the metal and made it vastly more superior then it was."
 * Blot: "So no more of my ol' ship getting capsided anymore."
 * Icky: "So..... What about the Darkrossians?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh worry not. I told them that the castle was theirs once again. The ship will become our new base of operations. One that can't be so easily found. After all, you all know of this place now and would unsurprisingly speak of it to your allies and friends. So why stay in a hideout no longer a secret?"
 * Icky: "..... Wow, you are a genius. I'm surprised we usually don't have a harder time dealing with you."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Give it time, and I'll offer a challnage in a future. But for now, let's focus on dealing with that mind-warping feline."
 * Pinkie: "So..... Now can we get out of the dome?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, not just that. (Snaps his fingers and teleports the heroes back into their van.)"
 * The Van was seen flying off, as it is now followed by the Blot Ship.

Chapter 2: Pang Bing's Power Grows
Capital City. Pang Bing sings, as well as Kreeka and Mama Xei joining in for some lyrics.
 * Pang Bing sees this in her magic fire.
 * Pang Bing: "..... Well played, Panda. Your brought a magic user of great and equil worth to Su Ming Cao..... But all the same. It's only another challnage that I'll congure."
 * ???: "Don't be so quick to underestimate the professor."
 * A female Meta entered the scene.
 * Female Meta: "He's as smart as he is magical."
 * Pang Bing: "I appresiate the warning, my newly earned spy, but I am also more then just might and magic. I am an equil in mind as I am with soccery."
 * Wu Hu and Mama Xei came in.
 * Wu Hu: "We just came back from the royal trasurey..... And it's as awesome as you said it is."
 * Pang Bing: "I'm glad you like it. But now, you must fight to make sure you keep it. Remember that the heroes will come back to become a better challnage, so you and our forces must be on our toes."
 * Wu Hu: "I know, I know, I get the picture. But why worry? You said so earlier, the Uniter is still depowered. She's not even a threat to that Fung loser."
 * Pang Bing: "Never underestimate your enemy, even that their weakest. Also, the Lightflies WILL aim to get the ritual ready quickly but properly at the same time. And likely, it would possabily be before they can even reach the capital. But it's not they that I am cautious off. Likely, those villain teams will seek me out and seek vengence for their comrades. As well, the High Council are likely to not be amused of my ambition. But what worries me more, is the imperial magdition..... His aroa, feels, familier.... Akin nearly to the soccior who ended the Chi Era until the Oogway resurrgence. A desendent? Or maybe...... I'm not the only immortal here..... Quack is the one I espeically want to keep my curious eyes on...... And that's what you are for, spy. To monitor enemies outside of the Lougers. Even my fire can only keep track of one threat at a time. I want you to serve as my eyes and ears on other enemies when I am more focused on the remaining pieces of my Louger collection. And in return, I'll promise to award you to be able to take care of your povertish family, Kreeka Shade."
 * Kreeka Shade (The Female Meta): "You have no idea how impourent it is to me. Xerxes may pay well, but as a mercenary, I have to focus on an even bigger score. And the imperial wealth of this world, is more then whatever Lord Xerxes can even wish to promise. I'll be more then glad to keep tabs on other problems."
 * Pang Bing: "Good. Now, would all three of you wish to stay..... I wish to, rally my forces to prepare for our many guests."
 * Music starts to play.

Imperial Prison. Meanwhile... Elsewhere.
 * As the dramatic climax is heard, the hypnotised drones marched out to patrol for enemies of Pang Bing.
 * Two Crook Brutes, an ox and a rhino, stand vigilantly to guard the currently freed remaining heroes.
 * Spongebob: "........ I wish the Soothsayer was here."
 * ???: "Wish granted."
 * The Soothsayer was seen chained up.
 * Sandy: "Soothsayer?! How are ya'll not a hypno-zombie?"
 * Soothsayer: "My enlighten mind and strong sense of peace with myself, protected me from Pang Bing's enfluence.... But I am worried that soon, she'll become strong enough to surpass it, as well as to make her hypnotic spell strong enough to not have her drones freed from personal passions and fears."
 * Sandy: "Well, at least we have a way to know about the others. How are they doing?"
 * Spongebob: "Sandy, shh! (Points to the two vigilent guards). We can't risk having them know about it."
 * Soothsayer: "She'll know on her own reguardless. She processes fires of vision to allow her to watch for our allies. What they would know, wouldn't be very new."
 * Spongebob: "...... Oh...... Still, I was only practicing some caution."
 * Soothsayer: But worry not. Our situation is far from dire. Po and the others will come through to us.
 * Sandy: And you're sure about that?
 * Soothsayer: Have I EVER been wrong?
 * Sandy:... Touché.
 * SpongeBob: Well, on the bright side, at least I get to be chained up right next to you.
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB, DON'T!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR THAT!!!
 * SpongeBob: I know, but when you kiss me, it's usually HARD for me to forget the feeling. You're at least lucky that I'm FINALLY rid of my ere-
 * Sandy: TOO MUCH INFO!!! Plus, don't start flirting on me, or it MIGHT come back!
 * Monkey: "Oy........ You two are unbareable sometimes."
 * Bubbha: "So, how have the others been a'doing?"
 * Soothsayer: They have found what they were looking for. Concerning that they chose Eagle-Beak, but still-
 * SpongeBob/Sandy/Monkey: THEY CHOSE EAGLE-BEAK?!?
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. Po said that he COULD be even in skill to Pang.
 * Monkey: Dammit!
 * Soothsayer: They also brought Deadpool with them.
 * All Non-Drone Lodgers: DAMMIT!!!
 * Soothsayer: Yes, apparently, he and Pinkie have been friends for a while.
 * Sandy: Oh, goddamn it, I was DREADING that very Death Battle episode was going to change anything.
 * Soothsayer: Still, it doesn't change my precognitive abilities. They'll still pull through.
 * Sandy: They'd best! If Deadpool LOUSES up this mission ONE BIT, EVEN IF IT'S MINOR AND INSIGNIFIGENT TO THE PLOT, I will PERSONALLY throw him into the Interdimensional Portal INTO the little kids' UUniverses, and watch his mind CRACK MORE THAN IT ALREADY HAS WHEN BARNEY AND COMPANY ARE THROUGH WITH HIM!!!
 * Lurleane: Don't'cha think that's a little too extreme, Miss Cheeks?
 * Pervis: (Chuckles) Silly last name!
 * Sandy: GUYS, I WAS JOKING!!!
 * Soothsayer: Just put your faith in them.
 * Sandy: "Kinda hard to do so when Deadpool's a known mentally insane screw-up anti-hero, and that the last time we teamed up with Eagle-Beak, didn't end well! All it would take is Eagle-Beak becoming too afraid of Qui's well-being, and he goes rouge, (snaps her fingers), just like that! And we all know how likely it is Qui's gonna get involved in this when news about what's going on reaches to the Temple! What is Po thinking?!"
 * Spongebob: "To be fair, the last time he thought Pang Bing was with a villain team up."
 * Sandy: "But at least with THOSE villains, he is able to trust some of them when he bonded with them! Eagle-Beak, well, you know exactly what happened!? All he did was complained and moaned about Qui!"
 * Soothsayer: "In all honesty, he was being like what any father, of blood or of magic, would be like when they know their child might be harmed! Remember that Qui was in danger of being given an unjust sentence by Sourball! You can't blame the professor being what any parent would've been like!"
 * Earl: "Yeah, to be fair, if I had kids and any of them were gonna die, I be like that too!"
 * Sandy: "WELL TO ME, I DON'T GET WHY EAGLE-BEAK CARES THAT BADLY?! THERE WERE ALOT OF TIMES QUI WAS IN DANGERIOUS SITUATIONS!? BEING AN EMPRESS OF A DYSTOPIA THAT I'M SURE IS TOTAL ASSASSIN BAIT, THE FACT SHE ALMOST DIED TO MAGNUM'S STING, (Calms down) Yet Narcotic managed to cure her of that, (BACK TO EMOTIONAL STATE), SHE WAS NEARLY MAULED BY MUTANTED SKEETRAZIODS, SHE ALMOST GOT KILLED BY QUI PROGRAM, CYNDER NEARLY KILLED HER ONCE OR TWICE, HER LIFE WAS THREATEN ONCE OR TWICE IN HER ENTIRE LIFE, EVEN BY THE SECRET DIPSHITS ON GROOKA, HELL, SHE EVEN THREATEN HERSELF ONCE, AND NEED I EXPLAIN ON WHAT HAPPENED TO ALTERNATE QUI FROM THAT BAD FUTURE FROM THE PATH TO REDEMPTION EPISODE?! WHERE WAS THE PROFESSOR IN ALL THOSE TIMES QUI WAS ENDANGERED?!"
 * Soothsayer: "To be fair, for the early arguements, Eagle-Beak simply didn't knew of it yet. As for the rest, it could simply be that he didn't knew of them or knew that Qui wasn't in real danger. As for the alternate future, well it's possable that Eagle-Beak there was likely overwealmed by the villain revolt. Just because Eagle-Beak didn't acted as concerned or seemed to have acknowledged those events, doesn't mean he doesn't care. And you have little right to judge, Sandy. You never been in the professor's shoes."
 * Sandy: "He's mainly a magic using disgruntled adviser turned former shcool teacher who didn't appresiated Celestia's wistom! What's there to know about him other then what's purely and clearly established?"
 * Spongebob: "Well you kinda have to consider that he was looking at things from an outsider's prospective. As far as he knew back then, Celestia was being hopelessly deludtional against an ineditable return of a mad god! He was litterally afraid of the end of the world by perpetual night!"
 * Sandy: "But the MLP Season 5 finale proved that-"
 * Soothsayer: Well, remember when TWILIGHT was having the same thoughts in the pilot? It's clear that Eagle-Beak AND Twilight after him have been underestimating Celestia's wisdom. She was searching for a way to get her sister back because not only did she KNOW about her return, considering she said she WROTE it given her prophetic abilities, but... She... kinda MISSED her.
 * Bubbha: Well, it's clear she got lonely ruling Equestria alone for thousands of years since Nightmare Moon's banishment. Her parents were taken from her, and after losing her sister, she was CLEARLY distraught. Well, based on what Icky had told us.
 * Sandy: And the Season 5 finale?
 * Soothsayer: That much is true, but consider this: time travel CAN, in a way, tamper with prophetic abilities because, if time is altered, then history will be changed as well, and thus the prophetic dreams would be obscured and altered. And given the alternate Celestia had no plan to get her sister back since Twilight never went to the School for Gifted Unicorns since Rainbow Dash's Sonic Rainboom was stopped, then let's just say... The Celestia in THAT reality had secret periods of depression as she had trouble trying to find a way to stop her sister. Thus, she had no choice but to hand the duty to alternate Eagle-Beak. But when HE failed when Nightmare Moon DID come, Celestia was so distressed by her only hope falling, she turned into her Solar Flare persona, and the war against the two was far more intense than their last battle thousands of years ago. But Nightmare Moon won, and banished Celestia to the moon, where she was forever depressed to the point where she eventually died from morality illness.
 * Monkey: Okay, Soothsayer, way to play drama!
 * Soothsayer: It's the truth. As depressing as it sounds, it's as true as they come. But it wasn't ALL depressing. Her spirit DOES still reside on the moon aiming to one day correct everything. But since that time period is now only existent in another dimension, the same one Twilight studied through Celestia's dimensional room in an attempt to understand a few personal things.
 * SpongeBob: As in the dimensional room she introduced to us when dealing with that Mad Puppet that almost caused Cynder to kill herself?
 * Soothsayer: The same. But, the point is that Eagle-Beak will gladly enter into this mission if it means he protects Qui.
 * Sandy: I still ain't convinced.
 * Soothsayer: "Believe me Sandy, if he's as bad as you say, would Gazelle be able to coherse him to this at all? And keep in mind..... Her Uniter abilities are still depowered, so she on her own can only be as convincing as a normal person would."
 * Sandy: "..... Well, I bet it's because she dragged Qui into this and the more reasonable cronies of his ganged up on him and he was forced to coside, like LAST time!"
 * Soothsayer: "True, but, not as relucent. It's not say he's proud of it, but he is more willing to help, even if it's to safeguard Qui, and perhaps to amend things with Qui, to show that he is not always so single-mindly stubbern."
 * Sandy: ".... Well, if so, I have a strong feeling it's only until Pang Bing's stopped! I'd bet he'll go back to being a desperato at a moment's notice!"
 * Soothsayer: "That much is true. But at least we would know that he's not always unreasonable."
 * Sandy: "(Sighs)...... If your sure, then, I'll begrudgingly be optimistic enough to at least hope Po knows what he's doing. I just hope he's careful about it. The biggest problem with Eagle-Beak is that the varmint can't be easily predicted! This is the same guy that even a sun goddess wasn't able to control! I'm just worried about that rattle snake of a girffin might be too venomus to trust!"
 * Soothsayer: "Your fear is understandable. But worry not. The others will handle themselves if Eagle Beak were to fall back to his ways so soon."
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, she's right. Now let's just sit back and hope that-
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB?!?
 * SpongeBob: What- (Looks in his middle) OH, DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!! SORRY, YOUR SOUTHERNISMS AND WILD ATTITUDE IS QUITE AROUSING!!! JUST DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!
 * Sandy: (Sighs) I swear, I'll NEVER know what it is about me that turns you on besides the goddurn obvious!
 * SpongeBob: I don't know. Our forbidden love based upon our natural habitats, our history of saving each other, the fact that you ALWAYS find COUNTLESS ways to make me happy, the list made by the shippers of my fandom is endless!
 * Sandy:... Touché!
 * The Villain Team Ships are seen on route to Dreamworks China.
 * A recovered Mang Cobra is meeting with a restored Dark Dragon and Dr. Nefarious.
 * Cobra: "Now, gentlemen. I know we don't consider reachother, friends, in any sort or form..... But we cannot deny that Pang Bing has proven herself more a threat to the villain community, if not just because she stolen members from us!"
 * Dark Dragon: "Oh yeah. No suger-coating on that one. That cat witch stolen one of my advisers AND some of my best warriors! AND she made me look like a joke?! It's one thing for heroes to do that, but a fellow VILLAIN?!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "We've ALL been humiliated by that felionious pussy! It's time we'd make like dogs and chase that mangy cat to oblivion?!"
 * Cobra: "Let's, not be so hasty gentlemen...... Not all threats to the villain community need to be just, straight up destroyed. Villainy doesn't always have to be the same as barbarisum. Sometimes, threats need to be merely subdoed, and tame. And trust me, as must as Mirage isn't thrilled about her humiliation, she won't ignor how that power can be of use if we were to set that power instead to our benifit. That being said, I agree she must be punished, but, who's to say it can't be simular to atonement? If we can control that kind of power, we can use it to undo the Lougers' enfluence on the reformed, from our former members to even villains of independent status. Why, she could even aide us in getting Qui back to her glory. After all, I couldn't've think of a better peace offering to those VA villains then that. After all, I heard of how they more or less lost thier Junjieisum."
 * Dark Dragon: "Hmmm..... Fair point, but why give Qui back to those failures?"
 * Cobra: "Well let's be honest. If I take Qui to the leage, one High Council visit and it's over. If the Good Doctor took her, one visit of his usual foe and it's done. If you took her, well, that's a million unstoppable High Council orcastraighted rebelions waiting to happen."
 * Dark Dragon: "A decent arguement, but how would those alternate universe villains be any better?"
 * Cobra: "Oh, trust me, there are those still not Team Nefariousy enough to be able do at least a decent enough job to keep a better grip."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Hmm...... You might be on to something, mutant. But what're gonna do with Pang Bing after we re-villainised the Lougers' little harem of has-beens?"
 * Cobra: "Well, I hear Mirage is interested into making quite a firecat out of Pang Bing. I fitting alternative to death."
 * Dark Dragon: "Fair enough. After all, it's like how she turned me into a lizard."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "I would've gone with robot, but fair enough."
 * Cobra: "And now, to stragitise about our plan of attack. (Chuckles)..... Listen, closely."
 * The screen fades as only their glowing eyes are seen.
 * The High Council has brought forth every hero and reformie, original and AUU, for an emergeny meeting.
 * Ignitus: "..... Thank you all for coming on short notice..... Now, I know you all are very distressed to have heard about what has befallen the Lougers due to a Winter Feast gone horrendusly wrong, and would like to know more about what happened."
 * Grimoors: "Ok, so, what kind of mess did those misfits get into this time? It's not that rat thing again, is it?"
 * Andre: "Don't worry, he's still inside-"
 * Le Rat comes out of Andre forcefully!
 * Le Rat: "HOW LE DARE YOU BESMIRH MY LE HONOR, PRIMITIVE?! I CHALLNAGE YOU TO A DUEL OF HON-"
 * Andre swallows Le Rat back in!
 * Andre: "....... That little bit never gets old."
 * Ignitus: "As we seen, it's not Le Rat this time. The Lougers are troubled by a new enemy. This time, even some of the villain teams members are dragged in as well. We all must work togather to save them."
 * Axle: "Sounds simple enough. So, am I gonna assume the Panda's gonna try a simular hero-villain coup de gra on that cat like last time?"
 * Celestia: "Well, yes, but, it's even more, concernly questionable then the last attempt..... He brought Eagle-Beak and his assusiates over."
 * Axle: "(Sighs)..... I should be surprised, but I'm not."
 * Algor: "Well I can understand if the professor is powerful, but didn't a simular allyship with him failed in some reguard?"
 * Celestia: "Yes..... And over worrying about Qui's safety."
 * Girmoors: "Well then let's simply not bring the red bitch over and-"
 * Quidelin tail-whips Grimoors down!
 * Grimoors: "D'OOOOOOOW?!...... This is why I still hate dragons in a sense."
 * Quidelin: "..... I can understand being desperate to resolve a problem the Uniter would've fixed in minutes had it not been for some idiot magdition, but, is this, Pang Bing bad enough to justify HIS involvement? I mean nothing against my, "father", but given the kind of state he's in, it's hard to call him a reliable person. And making me absint won't change that. He and the others will turn cowerd and run the moment Pang Bing bowls them over like a well placed lazer to the head!"
 * Celestia: "No one will be absint from this. And though I won't shy from admiting that Eagle-Beak's, far from reliable, he's not boarderline worthless. If he was given the chance, he can prove there's more good then bad."
 * Quidelin: "No offence, Celly, but I'm surprise your talking kindly to the guy who tried to usurp you to turn your world into a war nation to tecnecally try to slay your sister. And on top of that, an alternate future proved that your sister wasn't really gonna cause a perpetual night acopalise as so much a moon with artifictal sun powers and the worse that happens is a nocturnal dystopia! So he's actselly even MORE wrong!"
 * Luna: "The problem with alternate futures, is that they're not always accreate. Events could've been different to justify it's existence."
 * Quidelin: "Fair, but, didn't he also get tricked by some kind of nightmare being and a redemption desperate ice wizard into being like this?"
 * Celestia: "Eagle-Beak has, yet to acknowledge this.... And knowing about it would, do more harm to his morality then change him."
 * Ororo: "Well he's clearly not any better NOT knowing about that! He's pals with some of the Lougers's rouges gallery! How worse can he be if he knew about it?"
 * Luna: "He was barely manageable when he worried about Quidelin's well being..... Any new worries would...... Well, we all know how dangerious a griffin can be if, they lose control of themselves."
 * Celestia: Indeed. Even the Wonderbolts can say that fighting a griffin or two can take a TON of training and practice because they were bred to fight during their war against the Arimaspi so much, it's become encoded into them right to their aggression. They're far-better fliers, they're packed with sharp beaks and claws, basically anything they needed to protect their gold during their golden ages.
 * Quidilin: No need to explain it to full detail, Celestia. I already knew since I was AMONG Eagle-Beak, albeit at a young age.
 * Ignitus: Then we need to figure out a foolproof backup plan in case Eagle-Beak won't be enough.
 * Yen Sid: Do remember, that Pang Bing was born from the terrors of discrimination. Something of which some of us are more than familiar with. It's clear that locking her up is not going to be an option any longer. We must decide a NEW fate for her.
 * Algor: Don't exactly see how easy that will be. She's been bitter for thousands of years, so that's CLEARLY something difficult for her to walk away from.
 * Ignitus: We have no choice but to figure it out. Given where she came from and how long she's been thinking about it, we need to find a way to put her in a better position besides simply executing her, because that's the LAST thing we'd wish out of someone like her. Not just because it's barbaric, but pointless in case the Leage were to deside to, change their views on Pang Bing.
 * Grimoors: "I'm pretty sure all the villain teams hate her cat guts for stealing some of their mates, so-"
 * Terrador: "Villains are not always conventional about their hatred. Espeically if her power can be of use to them as it can harm them. And they would NOT be ignorent on how well she gave the heroes a problem. Any intermediate animosty, will be quelled by that alone."
 * Nightus: "Let's not forget that Pang Bing is not the only magical problem, if not clearly the biggest. We also have to worry about the magdition who rendered the Uniter helpless against Pang Bing. If not just for the fact that he violated Lightfly law, but because he too might present an issue. He know little of his true goals. He has admited that he was not happy about the fate of magic in Dreamworks China. If he were to be so dark, he would aim to win Pang Bing's faver to him to help him restore magic's long lost existence to it."
 * Amutt: "He seemed to be loyal to the imperial empire seemingly enough. Would he be so treacherious?"
 * Celestia: "It is possable that any initional loyalty to the imperial empire may've been, for show. I doubt he would really be loyal to something that encouraged magic discrimination, espeically during a reign of an emperor who did it to earn himself praise from those that didn't knew any better."
 * Master Chao: "He's even been suspected to be of any relation to the socceror who originally made chi lost to china until Kung Fu's birth.... Or, like Pang Bing, he too is an immortal who made it this far?"
 * Ignitus: "That makes us the most concern. But we have to trust that Po's group might be able to take care of Quack for us. Our priority is Pang Bing. And keep in mind, her magic's great enough that any ability that normally protects against mind control, may not be able to save you from her."
 * Grimoors: "So is this the part where you offer some sort of High Councilian artifact that protects against that if even the iron lizard won't be so safe from that cat's freaky soccery?"
 * Celestia: "Yes, but, it's exactly, an absolute soluation, but it should protect us from intional control."
 * Two Wolves brought over a tablet shaped artifact.
 * Master Chao: "This, is the tablet of mind protection. An old second war artifact created to aide us against Cranium Reaper. It was powerful enough to surpass him. Though, we worry that Pang Bing may be a greater challnage. It will protect against initial spells, but if we were to fail to act quickly against a stronger attempt, or if we were to lose it, we would be defenceless to her control."
 * Zosimo: "So, simply be around the tablet, act quickly and don't lose it. Got it."
 * Grimoors: "But what's stopping her from simply destorying the damn thing? She is suppose to be a smart one, isn't see?"
 * Ignitus: Not to mention her powers are capable of adapting now, so it's possible for her to debunk that artifact.
 * Master Chao: This artifact is adaptable as well. You see, it works because it has a powerful mind of it's own. It was born from the soul of one of the most powerful telepaths in the UUniverses that could fight off mind-domination like what Pang is capable of. There's no doubt the soul of that very person has fought against an evil who had ADAPTIVE mind-control. That kind of power may be extremely rare, but that doesn't mean it doesn't exist, NOR can it be debunked further. The Tablet of Mind Protection has the mind and the willpower to fight off any and all possible mind-control threats, but not on demand. It needs time to adapt like everything else.
 * Amutt: I don't care if it DOES protect us, forever or not, as long as it can do it long enough for us to fix this problem once and for all.
 * Cleo: I just thought of something. Our family IS a powerful force, so should WE be enough to handle Pang Bing?
 * Ignitus: "Keep in mind, Pang Bing was able to fight off even Mirage, a powerful darkspawn. It would be advised to keep caution on Pang Bing at all times."
 * Amutt: Plus, we ARE stronger than Mirage, and EVEN then, her adaptive powers can debunk us as well. It's best to hold out with all we've got as long as we can. We can hope for the best.
 * Grimoors: "One thing still concerns me..... What about that goose/duck/whatever Quack?"
 * Ignitus: "We can only hope that he wouldn't become a great issue. The Galactic Federation will pick us up soon. So everyone, prepare soon enough for depature."

Chapter 3: Quack Ku Xun's Army
An abandoned city. Space. Abandoned City Sky Flashback Present Abandoned City Elsewhere Blot's Ship cockpit. Inside the Ship's grid. Capital City Outside the capital. This song played as Pang Bing and Master Ling faced off.
 * The Camera pans around a city as mercenaires of several kinds of animals are seen.
 * A nervious Ibex imperial stooge was scrambling across the area as mercs snarled and snorted at her every time she almost bumps into them, with the weakling nerviously apologising!
 * The Ibex finally made it inside a capital building in poor shape.
 * The Ibex made into the office....
 * Ibex: "...... Imperial Court Magdition Quack....... Your army is almost well prepared."
 * Quack Ku Xun was seen sitting on a throwne.
 * Quack: "..... Thank you for your report Sing Zei. Soon we'll be repaired to take back the capital from the witch."
 * Sing Zei: "Yes indeed, sir. I am curious though..... Why enlist the aide of mercenaires? Couldn't we just call in for the imperial army?"
 * Quack: "They won't make it in time. Pang Bing would already place us ALL in her spell by then. We'll have to rely on whatever we can get quicker, Sing Zei. And trust me. These are the finest mercenaries of all of china and beyond. Their servitude is essensial for not just the imperial empire, but our country, and the world it inhapits. Nay, perhaps even the universes if it gets that far!"
 * Sing Zei: "Y-yes, Magdition. I trust your judgement."
 * Sing Zei runs off.
 * Quack then gets up and get to a mirror.
 * Quack: "..... Mirror of Truth........ Reveil to me, your master."
 * The Mirror's reflection magicly changes from Quack to a vastly older verson of himself.
 * Quack: "....... Finally...... I, have found a fellow magic user that is not those weaken pig sisters of the markets! A real magic user, not those warty hags who ruined their potaintional with flawwed potions and cursed footwear! I need to tame Pang Bing's broken heart, so we can restore magic as the rightful dominate force, and perimently make sure Chi is rightfully punished forever for it's crimes against True Magic! And with the Uniter still thankfully disabled, bad timing or not, I don't have to fear much of interfearence..... But just to be safe.... Mirror of Truth..... Reveil to me, the current where-abouts of The Uniter what is pittifully left of the misfits."
 * The Mirror reverts the reflection back to Quack's younger appearence and reveils the Lougers and their newfound brief allyship with Eagle Beak as both ships are seen.
 * Quack: "Ahhhhhh...... It appears I'm not the only ones going out of my way to aside with rouges. Well played, Dragon Warrior. But I'm about to make it that the newfound kinship is all for nought."
 * Quack laughed as he began to magicly summon hellish look bat monsters.
 * Quack: "Anichent fire bats of the underworld who are not limited to this world, go into beyond the sky and scatter apart the allience of the Lougers and Professor Eagle-Beak of Equestia! Don't stop until their kinship is shattered, or even if a ship is destroyed!..... Which ever comes first. MAKE HASTE, FIRE BATS?!"
 * The Fire Bats screech and snarl as they flew up and leave the area into the sky, as Quack started to laugh as the mercenaires and Sing Zei noticed and freaked out by what they saw!
 * The Van and the Villain Ship were seen heading torwords Dreamworks China, as the Fire Bats were seen coming from the planet!
 * Icky: "..... Uh, Po, your native to Dreamworks China, so I got a question for ya..... WHAT'RE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE?!"
 * Po: "THE FIRE BATS OF THE UNDERWORLD?! THEY'RE BASICLY CAPABLE TO SURVIVE IN SPACE AND GO BEYOND OUR WORLD?!"
 * Duke: "And I don't think they're hear to spread the good news."
 * Icky: "(Gets on communicater) Yo, Eagle-Beak and co! Heads up! Giant Bats with fire on them are heading our way?! If you had any speical tricks, now would be a good time to use them?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: I've basically gained some knowledge of the likes of creatures, like during that banquet fiasco with Quidilin when Scor-Pan had that fire bird. I should be able to take them out with their one weakness.
 * Gricky: Is it cold-
 * Eagle-Beak: IT'S COLD SPELLS!
 * Gricky: "Kinda clished if ya asked me."
 * Hank: "But it's a USEFUL clishe."
 * Icky: Wait, doesn't our van have a-
 * Duke: (Grabs his beak) WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL ANYTHING ABOUT THE VAN, MORON!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: It has freeze cannons, doesn't it?
 * Duke: "...... CRAP?!"
 * Ming: Oh, please, it's not like he WOULDN'T have found out much about the van anyway. When it comes to being much of a match to Pang, he CAN do that.
 * Eagle-Beak: (He unleashes a powerful space cloud that throws intense cold at the bats as it seemingly froze and killed them)... And that resolves that issue. Nothing kills elemental beasts quicker then the approbeate oppisite.
 * Gazelle: "(Quietly) Again with the killing of creatures?"
 * Icky: "Oh trust me Gaz, demonic beasts work diffently then normal critters. Killing them in the mortal world would have them respawn in the underworld like a game without checkpoints. So for this, ya don't need to be over-protectent to those firey rats with wings."
 * BONG?!
 * Icky: "OW?!"
 * Gazelle: "I STILL, won't appresiate degrading them!"
 * Icky: "Ya know, ya need to be careful about flaunting your political correctness and nature loving attatude, Gazzy, if you fail to balence that and understanding when some critters need to be given the rough treatment for even our sakes only, you'll be endangered of being declaired a Social Justice Warrior. And trust me, they're EASILY unpopular."
 * Gazelle: "Oh don't get me wrong, even we Zootopians have our, distastes to those that try ABIT too hard to make life fair for all, even to those that need to be treated roughly. I am only trying to make sure unsentient creatures don't have to be hurt for any form of good."
 * Icky: "And we appresiate this, it saves us from critics that aren't fans with mistakes like that. But trust me, it's not nessersary to worry about the well being of demonic elemantal flying rodents. Trust me on that."
 * Deadpool:... It's not going to be enough to kill them, is it?
 * Eagle-Beak: And how would YOU know that, numskull?
 * Deadpool: At this point, it's easy to predict these things. Like, all your spell did was weaken them to a minor degree due to, I don't know, some uncanny ability to increase their body temperature just enough to- (The bats came out of the space cloud) AAAAAAAND there we go!
 * Eagle-Beak: No matter. I can just do it again, and-
 * A Fire Bat fired a fireball at the Blot Ship!
 * Blot: "INCOMING FIREBALL?!"
 * Blot body slams into the Professor to protect him from the ensuing attack, as an epic exploudsion was seen, but in the progress, Blot inadvertingly caused the staff to be out of reach of Eagle-Beak and falls into the ship's cargo bay!
 * Xerxes: "Ohhhh, bothersome. (To communications) Fair to warn you, misfits. The Professor's magic is disabled at the moment, cause the staff got lost in the most unorganised cargo hold ever! You'll need an alternate method to send these abominations back to the hellish realm they originated, and do it quickly! Remember that the morale of your temporary allies will deminish quickly if we have reason to believe that this situation's too hazordious to continue!"
 * Icky: "Got ya. Get rid of the flying flame-rats before you ditch us, got it!"
 * Duke: "If only Gazelle still had her powers! She'd send those freaks back to hell in minutes!"
 * Woo: "And we'd sent Deadpool after them, but I'm sure if even his regeneration can protect against the Fire Bats of the Underworld! They'll sense his powers and keep destroying his body to a point of no return!"
 * Gricky: "Oh for crying out loud, can't ya just have the magical horses use their "Taste the Rainbow" beam on them and send them back?"
 * Hu: "Easier said then done. The Fire Bats will quickly sense an attempt to send them back to the underworld, and will move to, "dispose" of it, if you catch my drift."
 * Gricky: Well, I don't see any OTHER method, big boy!
 * Twilight: Yeah, he may be right. They might know if we just flat out use our powers against them. We need something unexpected.
 * Icky:... What about the quantum rounds provided to us by the Monster Hunter Brigade? Can you amp them up with your magic?
 * Starlight: Now THAT sounds a LOT more inconspicuous.
 * Twilight: Then what're we waiting for? Let's give it to them! (They magically cast energy into the cannons of the van as they activated)... Alright, let's get them ready!
 * Icky:... One thing, though... The weapons are activated in ANOTHER cockpit, and Rico was usually the one manning the weapons cockpit, so... does ANYONE here know how to use the weapons cockpit?
 * Deadpool:... You're joking right? I'VE USED THINGS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME, I'LL SEND THESE HELL-RATS AN EXORCISM THEY WON'T SOON FORGET!!!
 * Icky: Just be sure not to get US hurt while ya' do it, ammophile!
 * WB Deadpool: Oh, ammophile! How cheesy! (Deadpool began shooting the Flame Bats in a way similar to this)
 * WB Deadpool: You'll need both hands to operate that cockpit.
 * Deadpool: Says who? I do stuff with one hand all the time!
 * Rainbow Dash: Just shut up and spend ammo!
 * Deadpool: AMMO SPENT! (He starts firing as every Flame Bat struck disappeared in demonic energy) SOOOOOOOOOOO JUICY!!!
 * Pinkie: There's not even blood, silly goose!
 * (YB Deadpool): I'm sure I see some.
 * Po: I think that's lava.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, cuz' they're from hell, so my point stands! (Continues firing for 10 seconds) IT'S SO COOL, I CAN BARELY THINK TO MYSELF BECAUSE I'M GETTING ECSTATIC ABOUT FIRING SHIP WEAPONS!!
 * YB Deadpool: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!
 * Deadpool: WHAT?!?
 * Hu: (Sighs) Simpleton!
 * Ming: We're dead as mud!
 * Gricky: Just put faith in the crackpot, as hard as it sounds.
 * Deadpool: (Continues firing as he does so with over 60 Flame Bats) WHOOO, I CAN DO THIS AAAAALL DAY!!! (Cackles wildly and maniacally along with his two box thoughts)
 * Gricky:... Okay, yeah, we're dead as mud!
 * Quack: (Sensing the commotion in space) URRRRGH!!! THEIR GETTING HARDER THAN I THOUGHT, AND THEY'RE ALMOST ON THE GROUND!!! No matter! I've got something BETTER! FLAME RAVEN, BURN THEM OUT OF THE SKY!! (A giant flaming raven appeared in the sky screeching and left out into the sky)
 * Deadpool: (Continuing to fire at the Flame Bats) I HOPE CHERNABOG EATS YOU FOR DINNER AFTER WHAT I DID TO YOU!! (Cackles)
 * Fluttershy:... What is THAT? (She points out the Flame Raven screeching)
 * Deadpool:... I got a bad feeling about this. (The raven blasted a flurry of heat at them as the van started to careen out of control)
 * Icky: S***!! WE'VE BEEN HIT!!!
 * Gricky: OH, SURE, STATE THE FRICKING OBVIOUS JUST LIKE WITH THESE COLORED PONIES DO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE!!!
 * Pinkie:... You know, we really do that a lot!
 * Deadpool: KEEP IT STEADY, DINGUS!!!
 * Icky: FIRST, DON'T CALL ME DINGUS!!! SECOND, I CAN'T, WE'RE SPINNING TOWARDS THE GROUND TO OUR FIERY DEATH!!!
 * Deadpool: Oh, PLEASE, I can fly better than THAT!... Hey... That gives me an idea!
 * Woo: Whatever you're thinking, it BETTER be safe!
 * Deadpool: Oh, it is... Just 50-50!
 * Woo: Wait, wha- (He grabs them all as he used a grenade to burst a hole through the windshield as they jumped when the van fell near a mountain as they screamed in panic and Deadpool was cheering in joy) HE-HE-HELL, YES!!! HEY, WE'RE FLYING!!! WE'RE FLYYYYYIIIIIIINNNGGG!!!
 * WB Deadpool: Most of you CAN'T fly!
 * Deadpool: Well, it is good to have dreams, isn't it?
 * WB Deadpool: Dreams, yes! Delusions?... (They seemingly missed the mountain as Deadpool joined in the screaming)
 * Deadpool: NOOOOOOOOOO!! (The van exploded on impact, but then Deadpool ended up laughing)
 * YB Deadpool: (They ended up surviving as Deadpool was revealed to have grabbed onto the ledge of the mountain as everyone was hanging onto his legs for dear life) HAHAHAHA, YEAAAH!!! YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IT'S GOOD TO HAVE?!?
 * Deadpool:... Skills!
 * Icky: (He, Petrie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Twilight, Starlight, and Mayfly came in with their flight capabilities) Well, I admit, that saved us all.... Except for the fact that OUR VAN IS TOTALED, YOU GODDAMN NUTCASE!!!
 * Deadpool: But at least we're all alive, right?
 * Mayfly: "There's still the matter of that FLYING HELL SPAWN?!"
 * The Flame Raven was seen heading torwords their direction!
 * The Blot Ship appeared quickly with hyper drive as a magic ray was seen and hits the flame raven! The magic was great enough that it sent the creature back to the underworld it came from.
 * The Blot Ship landed as Eagle-Beak and friends proceeded to come out....
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... Believe me, is it weird for the both of us that I saved your lives from that hell beast."
 * Icky: "Not our first rodeo of weird junk happening to us, Professor."
 * Xerxes: "..... Perhaps, it is safe to assume that Pang Bing was expecting us?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "The magic behind those creatures appearing is great, but it didn't matched Pang Bing's power..... It's possable that she's not the sole magic user being a problem, if not the greatest one....."
 * Duke: "Wait, are you trying to say that Pang Bing might have some kind of unallied friend helping her out?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Yes, and oddly enough..... It feels simuler to the same magic that cripples the Uniter."
 * Rarity: "..... Are you suggesting that Quack isn't what he say he is?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I didn't say it WAS him..... This magic IS simular, make no mistake, but it feels, stronger then Quack's, like it's assentually another immortal like Pang Bing."
 * Gricky: "So I'm guessing that either Quack is keeping a big secret, or an eviler relitive is in town and has plans for Pang Bing."
 * Gazelle: "Well let's assume that it's the following, because I'm pretty sure that Quack is no closet traidor."
 * Xerxes: "It's interesting that your quick to give lenientcy to the same bird who has cursed you to begin with, even when he's already guilty of a crime as it is already."
 * Blot: "Oh-ho-ho, take it from us, sister! We know scumbags when see'im, even when we haven't met them face to face! We should know! We be bad guys ourselves!"
 * Frank: "Good point sir!"
 * Dilan: "Right on the money, captain!"
 * Loxford: "An exsellent point, mon capitan!"
 * Gazelle: "Well at the same time, we don't have physical proof he's behind it! For all we know, it's either Pang Bing trying to miss-lead us on a wild goose chase..... Litterally in Quack's case....... Or like Icky's Grandmama suggested, an evil relitive."
 * Gricky: "Evil-ER! Cause I do have to agree that what he did to you was kinda dickish."
 * Gazelle: "Point is, let's try to keep an open mind."
 * Hank: "WAAAAAAY ahead of you on that one sister! (Points to his brain jar.)"
 * Gazelle: "..... It, was an expression, Senior Hank."
 * Hank: "Ohhhhhhh."
 * Celisus: "(Groans), You really are another Narcotic, Hank."
 * Narcotic: "HEY?!"
 * Celisus: "Oh don't act like your any differnet?!"
 * Gazelle: "AHEM! What I mean is, let's not be quick to assumtions when something might be odd here."
 * Eagle-Beak: "The Uniter makes a good point. Other then guesswork, we have no confirmable evidence of Quack's, Pang Bing's, or an un-named relitive's misdeeds. Let us avoid being a rash declaration until we can adiquitely confirm the reason behind those fire monsters' former releasement. Besides, the morality of an albeit already worthless polotion, is not a concern. And neither is this, debateable existence of an evil family member if Quack's..... Pang Bing, is. And luckly, we're the first to arrived...."
 * Po: "First?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "To put it bluntly, Panda...... It appears that you were adreate to the villain teams heel-face interest to Pang Bing's power. (Uses christail boy to show the Villain Team Leaders prior meeting)."
 * Icky: "(Sighs), No intentional offence to present company, but, leave it to villains to have no basic standerds."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, not exactly like that. They did acknowledge her as a legit problem to the villain community."
 * Icky: "Yeah, but in a dick move sort've way! They basicly want to turn her into a reset button for the villains we reformed! And that is likely to include our members, which are already trapped in an out of mind predicerment as it is!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "No doubt this will include Qui if their desires to make peace with the VA scum is any indication..... No intentonal offence to former members."
 * Xerxes: "Worry not, we're in no position or desirement to mind."
 * Stingn'Bite: "Don't worry, we're not exactly positive to them either right now."
 * Celisus: "Your opinion is universeal, professor."
 * Sargent Crush: "I heard and been called worse."
 * Xu Boom: "Xu Boom no mind."
 * Narcotic: "..... Wait, what did he say?"
 * Gazelle: "And it clearly looks like the Pang Bing is in trouble."
 * Blot: "I'd be more worried about those Villain Team Landflubbers, sweetheart! If that witch is even able to Shanghai the Purple Dragon, something that the great Master of the Seas failed in, I think those guys are in for some rough waters worthy of Posidon's worse temperment!"
 * Xerxes: "Indeed, and it matters not if they become more cautious of her powers. They'll only succeed in just being more additions to her already powerful army."
 * Jerky: "Ok, so basicly, first on the agenda, get those villain team twats OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Po: "Ok, no problem. You managed to coherse them to go against Qui's plan to ruin Celestia through that Tirek mess, you can do it again!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "It's not that simple as of this time. They are made vastly too determined for even my magic to mend. It is because their members are being wrongfully taken by Pang Bing. Even if I offer the best arguement, they won't rest until they reclaim their lost members, and/or capture Pang Bing."
 * Pinkie: "..... Well, what if we just capture their stolen members and give them back?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... And, your suppose to be the stupid one, right?"
 * Pinkie: "I'm more too engergenic and carefree to pay attention."
 * Xerxes: "Well even then, it's still not that simple. They'll still be driven by bruzed pride and power-lust to just leave Pang Bing alone, espeically since they would no doubt fear her falling into the hands of the Lougers."
 * Icky: "And what makes you think THAT, Salamander boy?"
 * Xerxes: "Depends. She was last defeated in a simular fastion, yes?"
 * Lu Kang: "Pretty much."
 * Xerxes: "And she was depowered and sent to prison before, correct?"
 * Hu: "Indeed."
 * Xerxes: "And as we all know, it failed to keep her from coming back. And why?"
 * Mayfly: "Well, it's, possable, that Pang Bing could be consorting with a rouge or a Mothlock loyalist Mothron."
 * Xerxes: "That, and because clearly her powers are clearly the kind that can't be quelled so easily. So that means prison is no longer a viable opition. And be honest, your universes' Grand Council doesn't have the gall to exicute her, if not just because of it being moot thanks to the leage's miraculious actcess to reserection magic. Nor do I think they have an alternate method of containing her."
 * Icky: "We have a pariah wing in our dragon guardian temple."
 * Xerxes: "Perhaps, but remember, prison has failed in containing her. So it's safe to say the ever clever stragity of keeping your enemies closer, isn't the best opition."
 * Duke: "Ahhh, the salamander has a point. Besides, if this cat IS with a Mothron, putting her in the Pariah wing would risk making Gazelle's scary clone an evil badass again!"
 * Woo: "Well maybe just banish her to the Wasteland World?"
 * Xerxes: "Banishment won't be an absolute result. She would end up taking advantage of fellow exsiles and make her new army from that. And be honest with yourselves, didn't that flatterfly-like race said something about Pang Bing used to be purer?"
 * Icky: "Well yeah, but she's dark as all hell! She almost even tops Shen and Kai in that reguard!"
 * Xerxes: "Oh please, your not like the HA who are abit, cautious, about recuriting anti-heroes of a darker nature or even reformed villains in thanks to Grand Council law! Heck, didn't you used to ataginesed those children? (Points to Littlefoot and friends)."
 * Icky: "To be fair, we were from a mostly wild world with no laws or proper moral rekindition! I was mostly acting like a predator!"
 * Cera: "You and the belly dragger DID kinda mocked and tormented us about how you were gonna eat us though! Predator or not, that was malicious as fucked!"
 * Icky: "It's called, "Demoralising the prey so they don't easily fight back!" It was just mindgames to mess with ya, break up yer thoughts and crap! It was nothing personal, ok? And by the by, WHY did you kids came over here over some dang flowers anyway? Didn't yer folks said that my neck of the woods was dangerious? I came from a crap neighterhood ya know!"
 * Ducky: "Well, you see, the flowers was for Littlefoot's grandpa and we needed to cure him of sickness."
 * Icky: "Bah-cha, what-cha, wha-intha, ho, YOU CRAZY KIDS WERE GOING THOUGH MY HELLHOLE OF A NEIGHTBERHOOD BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A MEDICINE RUN?! AND FOR YOUR GRAND-DAD?!"
 * Petre: "Well, we'd explained, but, we'd assumed you and the belly-dragger wouldn't really cared...."
 * Icky: "..... Well, okay, that's not entirely inaccreate, I was kinda of an asshole back then, but, but still! I feel like shit enough as it is I tried to go Kaa on you guys, but, I was doing that while you were trying to help someone who was sick, I....... I feel disgusted with myself..... I, I kinda thought you guys were lost orphans from herds that always past my place trying to collect flowers for food and-...... Aw shit, that makes it worse."
 * Gazelle: "..... Don't feel too ashamed. After all, you came from a wild world, and you only acted on instincts. In anything, this makes your reconicel with them more impourent."
 * Littlefoot: "And like we said, we hold no grudges on you. You clearly changed from the Icky we saw in the mists. As far as we know, that Icky was eaten by Dil, and got spat out and smacked into becoming a hero."
 * Cera: "Though, wait..... How exactly did you met Kuzco?"
 * Icky: "Would you believe, he actselly comes to the Great Valley as a vacation spot? In fact, there's a funny story that comes with it."
 * Kuzco, Yzma, and Kronk are seen in the same jungle where the finishing events of Land Before Time 4 were finishing up.
 * Yzma: "Why do we keeping coming here, your majusty?! How is this miserable dino world a vacation stop?! (Her feet get stuck in the mud) D'ohhhhh. Theses were my second best shoes! (Pulls her gross granny feet out.)..... I HATE this jungle! (After getting slapped in the face by her muddy scarf, she suddenly gets attacked by bugs)
 * Kronk: "Oh look! The common inaccurate Archaeopteryx lithographica! (Approaches a LBT Archaeopteryx looking more like a normal dino with a beak and bird wings as Yzma was chased by the bugs) A marvel of science on how it uses it as an example on HOW real dinosaurs don't look like it! (Begins to write something as Yzma was still chased by bugs) Best game of dino bingo, ever!"
 * Yzma ran from the bug as she tripped over and into the mud!
 * Kuzco: "(Laughs)! Awww, what's the matter Yzma, don't you like your homeworld?"
 * Yzma growled.
 * (Deadpool): (Laughs out loud) I GET IT!! BECAUSE SHE'S UGLY!!! (Laughs)
 * Yzma: "(Collects herself)....... Sire, if it's not too much to ask, is it possible to come back from vacation early and, resume the throne and the duties of the empir- (A scream was fading in)....... Is that screaming I he-"
 * Icky has crashed into Yzma comicly as her face was firmly planted into the mud!
 * Kuzco/Kronk: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Icky moaned as he got off of the knocked out Yzma....
 * Icky: "....... I knew it. My life has gone to s***! It's over! I'm nothing without Dil, pain of the ass as she was! I'm a failure as a predator! (Cries uncontrolably!)"
 * Kuzco: "...... Uh, Kronk, your the bird exbert, so.... What exactly, is that?"
 * Kronk: "That would be the common place Mist Valley Ichthyornis dispar. Commenly a bird of prey in a sense, as well as this world's verson of vultures and/or seagulls. Known sagingers."
 * Icky was still crying, as he started to use Yzma's scarf as a tissue!
 * Kuzco: "(Looks surprisingly sympathic to Icky)...... So..... What's with him?"
 * Kronk: "Well it's safely assumed that he's consideraly a failure as an effective predator. He's uh, not very likely to survive....."
 * Icky was seen in a fetal position, turning about sucking on his feather thumb.
 * Kronk: "..... Oh yeah, that's uh.... Not a good sign. Nothing garrenties an easy meal for a passing-by predator like a prey with an existdential crisis...."
 * Kuzco: "....... (Approuches Icky)........ Hey there, guy, it's cool, it's cool, no need to be feeling phathic about yourself man."
 * Icky looks at Kuzco with surprisingly cute eyes that, ironicly make his sadden appearence worse, not helping is the mud and gross bird snot from his nose.
 * Kuzco/Kronk: "OHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Icky was intimidated by their preasence and attempted to get away, but Icky's wing strains and plops back into Yzma, who was knocked unconjustus just when she was recovering!
 * Kuzco: "No no no, it's cool, it's cool! We're not gonna hurt ya! Names Kuzco, he's Kronk, and the old fozzel you have the misfortune of laying apawn, is Yzma. Trust me, she's older then the dinosaurs on this planet."
 * Icky: "..... I..... I..... I'm Ichy."
 * Kronk: "Icky's more like it."
 * Icky: "......... Don't know why, but..... I'm kinda cool with that name."
 * Kuzco: "Icky it is then. Man, that REALLY saved me time on the name crap.
 * (Deadpool): As well as the producer for that matter!
 * (Everyone): Shut up!
 * Kuzco: So, how do you feel about living with the most awesomest thing to happen to you?"
 * Icky: "...... Is there...... Food?"
 * Kuzco: "Oh, WAAAAAAAY more then that, my beauty-challnaged Avian! Like I said, I'm Kuzco! Emperor, Kuzco! I can litterally give you and myself anything we want with some snappity snap of my fingers or when I say it!"
 * Icky: ".... Ya.......You're offering me a home?"
 * Kuzco: "Well, yeah! I mean, I could use the latest exotic pet of the week! And your gonna be unige to my world because there's no ugly birds there!"
 * Icky: "HEY! I view myself as devilishly handsome!"
 * Kuzco: "..... Yeah-huh.......... So, what ya say?"
 * Icky: "...... Ya know what? I deserve a chance for a better life. I'd stand no chance in this place anymore, not without.... A certain someone I'll never get over or forgive. Okay, Kuzco, ya got yerself a deal."
 * Icky leaped to Kuzco and landed on his shoulder.
 * Kuzco: "Ok, first, let's get you cleaned up, Ickerino!
 * Kuzco and Kronk left with Icky, as Yzma finally came through.
 * Yzma: "(Sees Icky)...... Oh why me? Why me?"
 * A Carnotaur was behind Yzma and was aiming to eat her....
 * Yzma turns to the Carnotaur angerly!
 * Yzma: "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT?!"
 * The Carnotaur screames like a girl!
 * The Carnotaur runs off, yelping like a dog!
 * Yzma: "..... I'd met jaguars more fearsome then that."
 * Deadpool: (Laughs out loud) WOW! And I thought her old body features could scar the Emperor! Now even predators piss themselves in fear of her. I bet Eartha Kitt is enjoying her comedy shining down from the heavens above.
 * Icky: "And my life's been better off since."
 * Littlefoot: "..... And clearly, your better off this way, Icky."
 * Icky: "..... Awww, shucks, kids. I'd thought you guys be angry with me for that one freak insodent, but I misjudged ya..... More then once in my life."
 * Xerxes: "AHEM?! If we are DONE being offtracked! My point is, it's obvious that there is no alternative to imprisonment and banishment, or even death, then-"
 * Po: "Let's not get too much into that fact! We all don't know if the High Council would even come to that concludion! As far as we can tell, the least that'll happen is that she'll be sent to Magic Imprisoni, the toughest magic prison in the universes!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Perhaps. But then again, the High Councilers would never be so conventional."
 * Po: "Well, even then, how would we be able to fix someone like, Pang Bing!? She's been hurting for centuries! And by something that may be gone in this world, but not nessersarly extinct. There are worlds that still practice even so much as friendly caution torwords magic and it would set her off! How can even the Shell Louge Squad fix that?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... Your part of the same group that gave the likes of a warlord, a dark queen, and my own daughter, chances for a better life..... If it were to come to past, Pang Bing would be no different. But that too is something we shouldn't dwell on! The first thing we should focus about, is-"
 * Screeches are heard.
 * Everyone looks to see that the Droneifived Dactyls are patroling the area.
 * Duke: "Quick! Hide!"
 * Everyone runs into the cave before the Dactyls could see them!
 * Eagle-Beak: "(Quietly) Obviously, your once allies are here to investigate our ships, and the exploudtion. Likely, they'll proceed to gather them."
 * Droneifived Trixie was seen riding on Thnderclap as the drone dactyls landed, and Trixie got off.
 * Trixie began to scan the Blot Ship and what remains of the Van.
 * Trixie: "........ (Nearly monotone) Investigate the area."
 * Thunderclap and the Dactyls snarled and proceeded to investigate as Trixie started to use her magic to scan for life.
 * Starlight looked in sadness to see Trixie like this....
 * Starlight: "...... (Quietly) Trixie......"
 * Twilight: I know it may be hurtful to see Trixie like this, but do remember what she was guilty of in the past.
 * Pinkie: Oh, yeah, she found a corruptive amulet that increased her power to seek revenge for something that's tecnecally more he fault of Snips and Snails being dumb fanboys and not nessersarly anyone's intentional fault here, she kicked you out of your own home, enslaved the entire town, and LATER got it back because of a relative of Facilier with Iago's voice.
 * Twilight:... Pinkie, when it comes from you... It doesn't really help.
 * Pinkie: Well, she did!
 * Applejack: Yeah, but do remember the Filli Vanilli incident and how many fans that set off. Silver Quill even made a joke about you being unlikeable destroyed the faberic of reality.
 * Deadpool: OH, (Dry scoffs and laughs) THAT was classic!
 * Rainbow Dash:... Are you dead serious?
 * Deadpool: Yeah.
 * Applejack: "And why would you think that when it wasn't Pinkie's best preformice?"
 * Deadpool: Well, look at it this way. One man's trash is another's treasure of freaking atlantis! You call it hurtful and out-of-character, I call it due karma for what she did to Rainbow Dash before the Flier's Competition.
 * Po:... Wow, you're a douche!
 * Deadpool: Deal with it! Anyway, let's stop whining about questionable friendships here and find a way to get out of here!
 * Icky: "Well, neither Trixie and the Dactyls aren't exact geniuses, but I wouldn't go far to call them idiots either, espeically not when under the mind-warp of a cat witch that made them more compident then presentable on their own."
 * Blot: "Why not just fight?! There's more of us then them anyway!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "The pony will easily sound the alarm for any near-by processed slaves of Pang Bing and overwealm us."
 * Xerxes: "Indeed. It wouldn't be wise to underestimate the blue magi lony's powers, even if they aren't exactly strong."
 * Loogar: "So let's take the bitch out and-"
 * Rarity: "DO keep in mind that Starlight has fondness for Trixie! She wouldn't handle it well if even so much as a bruze is present on her!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "That, and the lougers don't appresiate violence on their fellow members even if it was nessersary. Why, miss Sparkle wouldn't even allow Narcotic to take down their wizard in an alternate reality even when a change would render that moot! They're THAT sensitive about it."
 * Loogar: "..... Ok, then how do you suggest we get pass though blighters if we can't fight or disable the blue she-twit?"
 * Gazelle: "We have some other allies here that could help us out."
 * Celisus: "Assuming they haven't been captured by now?"
 * Gazelle: Oh, they're nearby. As weak as my powers are at the moment, I can sense them nearby. They found the wreck of the van as well and are hoping to rescue us before the corrupted heroes up there do.
 * Twilight: And who are they?
 * Po:... OH, wait, Fu-Xi and the others he acquired! He DID say he would get out of there a soon as he could in case he couldn't make it to the van. They're probably coming to save us.
 * Duke: Don't see how easy THAT will be. The Dactyls are CLEARLY good fliers and fighters. They'd disembowel them no matter how good their Kung Fu is.
 * Gazelle: Duke, don't be foolish enough to underestimate them. They DID make it this far.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, but didn't they break Mugen's source of water because of thinking ahead about her making a return?
 * Cera:... YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE FOR THAT, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?
 * Deadpool: Don't ask questions you already know the answer to, kid! I'm Deadpool. I DEFY continuity with my meta powers!
 * Cera:... Good point, forgot who I was talking to for a second.
 * YB Deadpool: You sure did, you silly kid! (Chuckles) You kid, you dumb!
 * WB Deadpool: Uh, it ain't wise to call kids dumb! They're kids, they can't help it.
 * Deadpool: Whatever. Gazzy, how close are your friends? And did Mugen survive?
 * Gazelle: First question, they're a few meters away.
 * YB Deadpool: WHAT?!? DAH, I HATE THE METRIC SYSTEM!! HOW MUCH IN AMERICAN?!?
 * Gazelle: (Sighs) 10 yards. Second question, I can sense Mugen's energy, so she certainly found water to save herself.
 * Deadpool: (Chuckles) Funny how a fish can fight.
 * Duke: You know, if SpongeBob and any other fish were here, they'd be offended by that.
 * Deadpool: Well, they ain't, so no offense is present! Besides, I was referring to it in regards to THIS world.
 * Po: STILL offensive. Believe me, I didn't leave a first impression when seeing her in person. Trust me, that fish is tougher then her size AND species would suggest.
 * Deadpool: You mean aside from the LAST few bad impressions to important people?
 * Po:... Fair point.
 * Deadpool: So I guess we don't need to do nothing besides wait for your friends AND avoid those flying lizards and silly ol' Trixster! (Gets into a relaxing position) Smooth sailing all the way-
 * Thunderclap: (Appears) SURPRISE!!
 * Trixie: HAIL PANG BIIIIIIIIING!! (The males screamed like females and the females screamed like males as they ran off)
 * Deadpool: "PLAY THE CHEESY OLD 60S OR 70S MUSIC LIKE A SCOOBY CARTOON?!"
 * The music plays as the heroes go through a scooby-doo like chase-scene in the cave where hijinks and slapstick ensue.
 * Trixie: Hail Pang Bing! (She and the Dactyls corner the heroes)
 * Deadpool: HAH! I ain't afraid of a little pony! You're about as threatening as a Cocker Spaniel! What can YOU possibly do that will make me sca- (Trixie blasts a hole in the wall with a powerfully-augmented white beam of magic energy that causes tremors, causing Deadpool to be knocked out by a falling rock)... I stand corrected! (Faints)
 * Mayfly: Oh, Mother Light dammit, Deadpool!
 * Starlight: (Sighs) Clearly Pang augmented her power to competent levels.
 * Pinkie: DEADPOOL!!!
 * Trixie: HAIL PANG BING!!! (She charges her power to a maximum level preparing to blast the heroes into oblivion until Rash and Teddie came and started pulling her ears as she screamed in pain and her blast hit the ceiling, causing a tremor that almost caused a rockslide to occur)
 * Rash: (As the two were pulling on Trixie's ears) BACK OFF, YOU LITTLE TWERP!!
 * Fu-Xi: (He and the others knocked out the Dactyls) Come on! (They followed them and got out of there long enough to avoid another blast from Trixie)
 * Trixie:... Darn! (She uses her magic to revive to Dactyls, waking them) GET THEM!!! (They flew down after them)
 * Mugen: (They ran from the Dactyls and Trixie) QUICK! Down here! (They hid in a large pond, but Trixie levitated the water upwards and found them)... DAMN YOU, PANG!!! (Gasps, along with the others)
 * Po: WE'LL HAVE TO WING IT!!! (He grabs the suffocating Mugen as Starlight put her into an artificial sphere of water as the Dactyls chased them)
 * Trixie: HAIL PANG BING!!!
 * Pinkie: OH, WE CAN HIDE ALRIGHT!!!
 * Ducky: What does that mean?
 * Pinkie: Oh, at this point, the drones' thoughts can be translated.
 * Trixie: (Fires another white laser at them as they avoided the carnage it caused)
 * Ming: SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!! (The laser surrounded them with fire as they were cornered by the Lodger drones)
 * Icky: YOU DO KNOW WE CAN FLY, RIGHT?!?
 * Hu: And how's that going to help with our weight? Admit it, none of you could even carry Po without enough strength as Master Crane's, and even he can have difficulty at times!.
 * Icky:.. DAMN YOU, LOGIC AND HINDSIGHT!!!!
 * Rarity: What'll we do now?!?
 * Starlight:... It's clear! All we can do now is snap them out of their trance!
 * Twilight: HOW?!?
 * Starlight: I'm friends with Trixie, so it shouldn't be too hard for me to reach out to her, and let HER reach out to the Dactyls!
 * Woo: WELL, I DON'T SEE ANY OTHER SOLUTION AT THE MOMENT, SO DO BE CAREFUL!!!
 * Rarity: "Just be sure to not get mauled by the Dactyls along the way. The spell has seemed to revived thier former savage instincts."
 * Starlight: "Comapired to Chrysalis, their savagey is welcoming."
 * Starlight cautiously approuched Trixie as the Dactyls snarled and snapped tauntingly.
 * Trixie stared with intense anger at Starlight.....
 * Starlight: "......... I really like your mane!"
 * Trixie staps out from her state and gets back to normal!
 * Trixie: "Oh thank you Starlight! The Salon in Tri-Corn St Dragon Ave does wonders! I should totally take you there at some point in ti- WAIT A MINUTE, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT THERE'S A CRAZY CAT WITCH HERE?!"
 * Thunderclap: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
 * Pinkie: "He said that you are compromised and must be taken back to Pang Bing!"
 * Trixie: "I kinda didn't needed to know about that, Pink One!"
 * Icky: "Don't worry, just remind them with something they like about ya and they'll be snapped back!"
 * Trixie: "One problem! I gotten Thunderclap to like me because I healed his wing! His wings are clearly in perfect shape and-"
 * Icky: "(Loading a magnum) Done! (Fires some shots that damaged Thunderclap's wings!)"
 * Thunderclap screamed at the damaged, then looks angerly at Icky, still being hypnotised!
 * Icky: "...... Not one of my better plans."
 * Fu-Xi: "Ya think?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Even Narcotic would offer a more intelligent plan?!"
 * Thunderclap screeched in ordering the other Dactyls to attack!
 * Trixie: BACK OFF, GUYS!!! DON'T MAKE ME JAB YOU WITH MY HORN!!!
 * Po: Long shot, but do you have that awesome augmented magic Pang gave you?
 * Trixie:... (Fires magic from her beam, but it ended up being a tickle beam again as Coldfront laughed out loud) DAMMIT, BACK TO AVERAGE POWER LEVELS AGAIN!!!
 * Deadpool: (Wakes up) Uh, genius, use that spell to stall the Dactyls!
 * Trixie: Oh, good point! (Blasts the energy all over the Dactyls as it tickled them for an extended time)... Alright, Thundy! This won't sting a bi- (Thunderclap snapped at her, taking off a piece of her hair) AAHH!!! AND THE GOOD HAIR IS RUINED!!! NOOOO!!! NOO, NOO, NOOOOO!!! IT TOOK ME GOD KNOWS HOW LONG TO SMOOTHEN MY HAIR INTO THIS GOOD LOOK!!! THIS ISN'T EVEN FRICKING POSSIBLE IN THE SHOWER!!! DAMMIT, DAMMIT, DAMMIT!!! (Screams as Thunderclap looked guilty at her reaction, and it effectively snapped him out of his hypnosis)
 * Thunderclap: Oh, dear! Magic One, I am DREADFULLY sorry!!!
 * Trixie:... Oh, well, that worked out fine.
 * Icky: Sorry about the shot in the wing, Thundy!
 * Thunerclap: Apology accepted! And don't call me Thundy! (The tickle energy wore off on his comrades as they attacked)... EVERYONE, CALM DOWN!!! I AM YOUR LEADER, AND I ORDER YOU TO- (They plowed through him) OOF!!!... (Growls)... Dammit! (He flies and pins down Downpour)... ALRIGHT!... (Gulps) I am going to have to boil my beak for hours after this, but... (He kisses her, snapping her out of her trance)
 * Downpour: BY THE EYE OF THE STORM, MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY!!!! (Sees the situation)... Oh, crap! It was just a way to snap me out of mind-control! Dammit!
 * Thunderclap: After this s*** is over, we need to talk! Just help me and Trixie deal with the other three! I'll take Windgust, you handle the cold bros!
 * Downpour: Oh, sure thing! (They attacked)
 * Thunderclap fought Windgust while Downpour fought with the cold bros!
 * Windgust: "All hails Pang Bing!"
 * Coldfront and Frostbite: "All hail Pang Bing!"
 * Deadpool: "Ok, seriously, that gets grating after awhile!"
 * Icky: "I know, almost as bad as the All hail Plankton crap!"
 * Deadpool: Yeah, concerning the fact that they said it MORE OFTEN THAN THESE IDIOTS!!! Though I admit, they were hilarious at times, like when Gary said it.
 * YB Deadpool: (Laughs) I know, right! "MEOW PLANKTON!" That made me laugh when the trailer came out.
 * Trixie: Uh, guys, I must ask, how are YOU two gonna snap your own comrades out of their trance? What, are you gonna have Downpour kiss them as well and hope that they'll sensually snap out of it?
 * Downpour: Pfft, that's so cliché!
 * Duke: You mean as much as we've used it to snap others out of their trances like with Sandy and SpongeBob?
 * Downpour: That's BESIDES the point.
 * Thunderclap: "Besides, (Dodges Windgust's attack) I don't think that'll work with Windgust and the brothers!"
 * Downpour: Indeed. They're still in their cootie stages, believe it or not. They're ALL younger than us, yes, but they're STILL intolerable of love. In fact, that MAY just be our answer.
 * Thunderclap: (Suspenseful music played as he heard that statement), No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no, I'LL NEED TO BOIL MY BEAK FOR A FULL MONTH- (Downpour kissed him as the three snapped out of their trance in disgust)
 * All 3: COOOOOOTIIIIIIIIIESS!!!
 * Icky: "...... I'm going to assume that you guys are the youngest of your eggmates as well, cause wow!"
 * Deadpool:... (Scoffs and laughs hard) THAT IS MESSED UP!!!
 * WB Deadpool: But at least we're saved.
 * Deadpool: Nevertheless!
 * Windgust: Okay, you two need SERIOUS counseling!
 * Downpour: So I've been told! (Chuckles) BUT IT WAS STILL WORTH IT, LEMME TELL YOU!!!
 * Thunderclap: (Gurgles his beak in a nearby stream as he spit and sputtered) GROSS, GROSS, GROSS!!!
 * Gazelle: "..... I take it that Thunderclap and the other boys aren't allowed much chance for maturity in their wild days."
 * Trixie: "Clearly not."
 * Thunderclap: Okay, all of you, if you EVER, EVER, speak of this to anyone, I will give you a Christmas with Malo Claus next year!
 * Icky: Joke's on you, actually! According to his archives, he was killed just this year trying to awake some crazy world conquest plan converting it into a campaign against Christmas for all the s*** the Santa Community put him through. Apparently, he tried to tamper with Mesopotamian relics that got him killed by Humbaba, who APPARENTLY was buried under the North Pole. (Laughs) What a joke! He starts his career as Lord of Evil Christmas, and then nose-dives into death like a fat dumbass and-... Oh, s***, never mind! Mugshotra news ads reveals he's still alive. Okay, we'll stay shut!
 * Thunderclap: (Chuckles) Alright, let's get out of here! (They use water to put out the fire surrounding them as they headed out)
 * Quack:... Hmm... Pang Bing seems to have failed in her quest to round up the heroes.
 * Sing Zei: (Comes in) Sir, are you ok?! We saw those, nasty monsters coming out of the lair?!
 * Quack: Oh, don't worry about that. I was merely sending out a welcoming community to some.... Guests....... (Goes to the window and sees the environment outside)... (Sighs)... Look at this WASTELAND! If magic had been around instead of overrated, overhyped chi, it wouldn't have been like this! This city was once the magic capital of the world! It could've been the next Shangra-La! Magic would've saved us from the doom that plagued us throughout the years. As much as Pang Bing isn't being, reasonable at the moment, I understand her pain. Magic is something that SHOULDN'T be shunned! It's something that should be EMBRACED and UNLEASHED to do something good. But no, the people of our world had to be stupid morons who are incapable of accepting anything new, EVEN if it's just as old as the UUniverses itself!
 * Sing Zei: Well, to be fair, sir, anything different can be hard to accept-
 * Quack: TRUE, (Scaring Sing into submission), as that may be, it's no excuse for tragedies like Pang's to come into effect. It UPSETS me how a widely popular power like magic is shunned! From witchcraft to potions, it's atrocious how they never bother to see what good it can do until it's too late. You may not be able to understand, Sing, but magic deserves BETTER than this! Magic was the norm back in the days of creation. It was the finest weapon in war, and it STILL is today. But as the years pass, mortals forget what an impact it had, because of things such as black magic or "ethically-questionable" spells, ignoring that a lot of things have their respective dark sides, magic wasn't ammuned to this?! And if the likes of Kai were any indication, Chi is clearly no essence of purity itself. Well, for as long as time has turned, me and Pang were not the only ones trying to reach out what magic can do. It can do so many great things, and it has so many endless possibilities. But people fear it because their xenophobic nature makes them stupid.
 * Sing Zei: Sir, I think that seems a little uncalled for-
 * Quack: BESIDES THE POINT, SING?! Xenophobia is something invented by stupid people. All it does it tear up good lives. Just look at the universe named as, the "Marvel Universe"! They fear mutant kind so much, they're willing to commit crimes just to be rid of them. They murder them, they shun them, they expel mutant kids from school, they kill people who embrace mutants, they declare genocide on them, they even abuse them, and just like that, they repeat the long and undeserving of existence that is the history of prejudice. Magic is the same in worlds around us! People think it's no big deal to kill, or at the least, forever imprison or mock, things they're afraid of. The world around me is stupid! Worse! The Universe it's IN is stupid! NAY! THE UNIVERSES ARE UNIVERSES OF IDIOTS?! It's clear why Pang Bing resorted to mind-control. Because she WANTS TO RID STUPIDITY THROUGH MIND-CONTROL! But not only do I think it's not nessersarly advisable, but it's basicly the same plan that's fail before! I can clearly see that Pang Bing is broken to the point of having an ill sense of direction. And I need to give that to her! Or else, she'll end up having a plan, that'll REPEAT HISTORY!!! And I worry that this is my only chance to aquire Pang Bing! No doubt the High Council would aim to see to it that she is in some shape or form prevented from doing this again! So I must get to Pang Bing first before they do! What I have in mind is a plan harmless enough to end magic prejudice once and for all, and prove that magic itself is far stronger than Kung Fu and chi! Once so, I'll be able to eradicate Chi from existence! Soon, my dear Sing Zei, it will be time... To unleash the magic!
 * Sing Zei: "Excuse me sir-" (He starts to sing this, only with changed lyrics as the backup singing was done by magical trinkets that turned into magical Lightfly clones, and the music climaxes the mercenary army saw the display being seen in the old castle, as a magical blast from a magic water pool waved upon them to augment them)
 * Sing Zei: "So, wait..... You AREN'T building an army to save the Capital, cause, I, thought that was what your building the armies for......"
 * Quack: "...... Oh, blast it, I gotten so caught up in my hubris, (Chuckles) I forgot that you know absolutely nothing about my true intentions for China. Here..... Have a memory erase spell on me."
 * Sing Zei: "No, no, sir, Wait?!" (She was suddenly wiped)... Well, good! If you feel that this mission will save China well enough, then by all means, go full-on out!
 * Quack: I shall! Trust me, my dear, by the time this fight is over, I will have FINALLY cleared myself of the mistake I made with the Uniter Princess. (Chuckles)
 * Gricky:... Did anybody feel that?
 * Pinkie: I tasted that!
 * Starlight: It felt like a large shockwave of magic.
 * Deadpool: Oh, there was one alright! It was over there, and I heard some song that sounded like an AWFUL attempt to make it a male cover. Seriously, it sounded like they could barely try.
 * WB Deadpool: Perhaps we should investigate.
 * Eagle-Beak: I'm afraid we don't have time for the moment. That place may seem like another magical threat, but given our numbers, we'll need to rescue your friends so we can deal with it.
 * Hu: Oh, that's just Quack's home, actually. He's probably just preparing to raise an army to battle Pang Bing and provide us support.
 * YB Deadpool: I dunno! That song sounded PRETTY sinister to me.
 * Deadpool: (Whispering) Hey, doofus, don't ruin the plot! Otherwise, I won't get to kick any ass! Not traditional 'unalive' fighting considering they're good frenemies, but still!
 * YB Deadpool: Oh, sorry! BLUSHIES!!!
 * Icky: "I hate to say it, but, Deadpool's voices, for once, had a good point. If there's another magical doughe running around, we can't afford to ignor it in faver of Pang Bing. What if this guy ends up teaming up with Pang Bing, assuming it ain't even Quack at all!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I'm sure whatever insignifigant threat has made itself known pales in compairision to the MAIN problem, and again, we're not exactly in the best position to-"
 * Icky: "Do you want Pang Bing to become more dangerious then already!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, no, I-"
 * Icky: "Then it's settled! Let's go kick some intermediate ass before the main event!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "You are not being practical, I-"
 * Everyone marches on, ignoring Eagle-Beak.....
 * Eagle-Beak: "......... The focus compacity of squirls, AND YET I STILL LOSE TO THESE PEOPLE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash's voice: "He can hear your angry rant from here!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "(Grumbles), And yet they called me the in-co-opertive one, the hypercritical ungrateful- (grumbles)."
 * Eagle-Beak: Everyone, the heroes want to deal with another problem, and have COMPLETELY forgotten the task at hand.
 * Xerxes: "I don't think they've forgotten the major issue persay, more like they're investigating someone of equil concern that could make the current problem worse. It doesn't hurt to deal with additional threats, unrelated and inconsiquentional as they seem, sir."
 * Eagle--beak: Even so, that gave them NO right to just ignor me in faver of something that might not even meet with Pang Bing! Activate the transporter! I'll deal with Pang Bing myself!
 * Narcotic: You sure, sir?
 * Eagle-Beak: Of course! They're NOT taking this mission seriously, so why should we?
 * ???: Oh, we'll give you a reason, you double-crosser! (Deadpool appears) Because we NEED to eliminate any further threats in case this interferes with the main one! Yeah, Pangy is the main issue, but it sure as hell is MORE logical to eliminate any secondary threats.
 * Eagle-Beak: How ironic, the basturd child of marvel comics and the worse imaginations of Looney Tune Characters is lecturing ME about logic! You once tried to make a cooking show during a time when you STUPIDLY freed a vengeful demon overlrod?!
 * WB Deadpool: "Admitingly, you ARE the last guy to ever talk about logic to anyone."
 * Eagle-Beak: I'm just doing a more LOGICAL move and splitting up. I mean, the deal was suppose to be centered on Pang Bing and/or interfearence of the villain teams, there was nothing at all about intermediate and possabily unrelated threats!
 * Deadpool: Yet you do it WITHOUT their consent? That's BOUND to make them untrusting of you. So either you do it THEIR way, or else!
 * Eagle-Beak: Or else WHAT?
 * YB Deadpool: OHHHH, now you've done it!
 * Deadpool: You want me to tell them and risk having them disappointed in you, birdbrain?
 * Eagle-Beak: Oh, to be fair, you walking testicle, they got me for a reason. They cut me off of the mission, they're doomed and you know it! Your word will mean nothing in a few moments. BTW, it's YOUR fault they're not taking this seriously. THIS is why I could hardly tolerate them and not just because they keep taking things away from me and sticking their abnormally-large noses into my business. Why are they suddenly desiding that some likely insignifigent force is WORTH ignoring the problem I'm even here for in the first place?!
 * Deadpool: Well, you'll have to get used to it, ugly, because that's how cartoon characters are SUPPOSED to behave! For s***s and giggles! So are you going to just deal with Pang with little reinforcement as possible, or are you going to be logical and eliminate ANOTHER threat before it escalates?
 * Eagle-Beak:... You know what? They're still going to have to take this burden themselves if they don't focus on the big picture in faver of something unrelated! They're on their own! I'm going to do them a favor, and soon enough, they'll thank me. I don't care if they think less of me. I'm not in very good terms with them reguardless anyway! So what difference it would really make? They brought me in, now we'll do this OUR own ways. They can go out and waste time while I go out and stall Pang Bing and keep her from escalating any further. So go ahead and tell them.
 * Deadpool:... Alrighty! (He runs off)
 * Xerxes:... You sure it's wise to split up, sir?
 * Eagle-Beak: "In all fairness, it was NOT included in the deal that we deal with minor threats along the way of the agreed terms! It wasn't promised that we delayed on dealing with the main problem just to deal with some outsider force that might not have anything to do with Pang Bing! As far as we know, maybe it was just a cult of a unrelated agenda and inadvertingly freed those fire elementals at a most inoppertune time!"
 * Blot: "I don't really know sir. Even to someone like me, honoring an agreement is very impourent. Even we pirates don't appresiate deal ditchers."
 * Eagle-Beak: "SAID THE APE THAT WAS GONNA MURDER SPYRO'S FRIENDS REGUARDLESS TO WHAT HE AGREED TO?!"
 * Blot: "Hey, to be fair, I was suffering from treasure madness because of how much I wanted Taiklar's loot, a bruzed ego, and the bad advice of an evil snake-eqsed merpony, why, by Davy Jones, at least 50% of it was HIS idea or cause of HIS enfluence! Otherwise, in better circumstances, I would've been glad to leave those landblubbers alone! By tecnecal stand point, I know I didn't had much to gain from killing off that boyscout's loved ones and I know he would've just be even MORE unwilling to be part of me crew! If anything, what happened because I was CLEARLY not with my sails properly adjusted! Come on, I may be a blood-thristy scoundrel, but I'm a scoundrel with standerds! And even the master of the seas takes honoring promises seriously, even if it's with people I don't like, or in the case of the situation, are too quick to steer course of the bigger picture!"
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Sir, we at least owe the heroes to play by their rules, even if it wasn't what was promised. Think about what Qui would think...."
 * Eagle-Beak looked like he was gonna bring up another arguement, but then, he realised that Qui wouldn't appresiate these sort've acts, even if it was nessersary to the main concern.....
 * Celisus: "That is an unfortunate truth, professor. Besides, this feels like the part where our ship would end up disabled in some embarrising way and-"
 * Computer: "Warning! Warning! System savatoshed! System Savatoshed! Everything including the teleporter has been compromised to the point that it would not be repaired at a moment's notice!"
 * Narcotic: "Ya know, that's a WEIRDLY spefific warning."
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHAT?!"
 * The Droneifived Penguins are destroying the ship's system while chanting "All hail Pang Bing".
 * Xu Boom tears open the wall of the ship and sees the Penguins.....
 * Xu Boom: "..... Uh, Lord Xerxes, is this world suppose to have this artic bird creatures?"
 * Xerxes' voice: "THAT'S THE LOUGERS' COMMANDOS, YOU TWIT?! DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE?!"
 * Xu Boom: "XU BOOM-"
 * Xerxes' voice: "NON-FATALLY?!"
 * Xu Boom: "..... GRAB?!"
 * Skipper: All Hail Pang Bing! ("Good luck with that, bonehead!") (They quickly subdued him and his reinforcements before they could act)...
 * (Xerxes):... Son of a Vellan whore! CAN SOMEONE EVEN BETTER, OR AT THE LEAST KNOWS WHAT HE/SHE IS DOING, PLEASE DEAL WITH THOSE PSYCHOTIC LITTLE BASTARDS?!?
 * Eagle-Beak: (Teleported in) I shall! It's about time I undid something of Pang Bing's! (He uses a legilimancy spell that uses fond memories to snap them back to reality)
 * Private:... By Jove! That was a crazy nightmare... (Sees Eagle-Beak and gets scared)...... Or am I still having it?
 * Skipper:... Anyone, status report?
 * Kowalski: It's clear we've been mind-controlled!
 * Rico: CHEATER!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Worry not, Penguins. You're safe now.
 * Skipper:... And I'll take a WILD guess that Po got YOU to help us?
 * Eagle-Beak: " That would be correct. And w ith aide from Miss Gazelle and cautions of Quidelin's well-being in danger of being compromised. And thanks to you lot, I have just lost my desires to deal with Pang Bing myself while not being dragged on a needless goose chase on a possabily unrelated problem!"
 * Skipper: "Sounds to me like you tried to play AWOL on them! It's fine that your focused on the mission, but you did it without permission! Whatever intermediate problem reared it's ugly head, it is essential to make sure it doesn't join the main problem, whether willingy or being forced onto it! I take it Po wasn't able to established proper ground rules other then the words of a truce with you!"
 * ???: It seems so! And QUITE frankly, he's been giving us second thoughts! (The other heroes came in)
 * Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) Guys, do try to understand-
 * Twilight: Oh, we understand! Did it stinged that badly that we ignored you like you were some kind of idiot that it restorted to THIS?!
 * Eagle-Beak: "To be fair, at least it isn't a premature attempt to walk out of this truce! I was trying to offer a method for you to seek out this lesser threat while my forces and I contend with Pang Bing! I just felt that I needed to make a compromise because I was worried that you were losing sight of the mission!"
 * Rarity: "You mean like how you were afraid of Celestia not looking adiquite enough to deal with Nightmare Moon's return in your eyes?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Look, I sort've understand your desires to make sure Pang Bing doesn't get worse in your sort of ways, but I was merely trying to offer a way that doesn't leave Pang Bing more dangerious reguardless of whether or not we went after Quack or whatever dark relitive he has or some fire cult who picked a bad time to practice their worship! Also, it wasn't exactly in the deal about dealing with anything other then Pang Bing and the villain teams, so you can't honestly blame me for trying to do what you asked me and my assusiates to do, and-"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Grabs his beak, cartoonishly stretches it, and lets go as it slaps on his face as he screamed in pain) Listen here, Eagle-Beak, it's clear that we NEEDED to establish some ground rules! As the ones who RECRUITED you into this whole shebang, WE make the rules! AND IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU DO AS WE SAY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well I can't help it if my opinion was being ignored in faver of risky flights of fancy! Pretty much the same mistakes that MADE ME A VILLAIN IN THE FIRST PLACE, YOU INSUFFERABLE LESBIAN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'M NOT GAY?! IN FACT, I KINDA DATED COLTS ONCE OR TWICE?! HECK, I KINDA HAVE THE HOTS FOR SOAREN?! AND I WOULD'VE DATED HIM HAD IT NOT FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S GOING STEADY WITH SPITFIRE!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well your mane color doesn't exactly suggest heteralsexuality!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT RAINBOWS ARE GAY?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "THE ENTIRE LBGTQ COMMUNITY SEEMS TO THINK SO, WHEN THEY MADE RAINBOW FLAGS?!"
 * Su Ming Cao: Rainbow Dash, Professor, calm down! Despite the fact that not only did we not declare ground rules until it was too late and therefore it was our fault, he had CLEAR reasons. Just like us, he wished to ensure that Pang didn't escalate even further, not just by a slight level, but just excessively enough for the secondary threat to make it twice as worse. It's clear that he knew what he was doing, though not in a way we approved off. And Professor, don't be quick to insult Miss Dash with common assumtions of her oriantation. She's clearly not a fan of these suggestions.
 * Eagle-Beak: "........ Ok, I'll admit, it was, unprofessional of me, reguardless of desires of staying professional, Ironic this clearly is. Perhaps it is also my fault to not respect your infamous tendingcy of never ignoring any threat, related to the main issue or not. And it's obvious that Karma desided to punish me, via 4 additional former slaves of Pang Bing. I meant no entirely intentional disrespect. Again, not being taken seriously or at least being considered lead to me being in this path! I'm clearly not one to take being ignored well."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, too bad, ya should've thought of that earlier. I say we cast him to Prison 42 right now!
 * Eagle-Beak: And leave yourself vulnerable to Pang's powers? I wouldn't recommend it! It's why you even cohersed me to do this, is it not?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, big whoop! We got Su Ming with us. She got them out of that last fight against Pang safe and sound, right?
 * Su Ming Cao: Indeed, I did. But unlike Pang, who had millennia to develop her powers, I merely only had small years to develop my powers, and they're not able to protect us forever. Eagle-Beak has a good point. We cannot dump him because he's had just enough years to develop HIS powers to be on equal level with Pang, if not eternal, but just strong enough to hold up.
 * Fu-Xi: Indeed. Yes, Eagle-Beak was foolish to turn his back on us and teleport us to our location while he deals with Pang, but it was just a small step of caution, nevertheless. We can at least give him credit for that.
 * Po:... He's right, guys. We can't be in two places at once unless we split up, and if we do THAT, we don't act in unison, and therefore, we're vulnerable.... Wow, I just contradicted myself. And frankly, it's so jumbled at this point, I can't even comprehend what point I was supposed to make.
 * Twilight: (Sighs) What Po was TRYING to say is that splitting up, consent or not, is NOT a good option. We need to be in this together.
 * Xerxes: (He and the others came in) The Lony Magi-Lookalike is right! Besides, losing the teleporter is of no true consinquence. You have magic, you could've just teleported them away.
 * Eagle-Beak:... Well, it doesn't matter, anyway. You already stopped me beforehand. But we need to find a way to ensure Pang doesn't escalate to a high degree so that this secondary threat, Quack, a relitive, a cult, or whatever is out there, only makes your concerns even worse.
 * Starlight: "Well he's not, entirely wrong. But it's kinda hard to find an alterturnative to just splitting up. Doing so would risk being ambush by the stronger drones and the capital criminals! And to give Eagle-Beak due credit, it isn't exactly wise to just hope Pang Bing won't capitalised on being ignored at the moment and builds up on her plan, or even organised an ambush should we deal with the smaller problem."
 * Icky: "Well it's not like Pang Bing would be intermediately have to deal with an army of imperials or anything!"
 * Lu Kang: "...... Did I, mentioned that Granddad was gonna come fastionably late to the feast? And he's, likely not gonna be thrilled about the uh..... Current living arrangement."
 * Deadpool: "WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TOLD US BEFORE?!"
 * Lu Kang: "..... It, just came to me? I mean, it IS a family imperial winter feast after all!"
 * Icky: Well, outside of that being a shock to all of us considering we never saw your grandfather... Like, AT ALL, in the entire LOA series... Which is understandable considering, you know, Emperor and all that, then we might be in some deep doo-doo cuz' that might mean Pang has some new hostages just lining themselves up at her table. I bet he's bigger in person than Lu Kang considering-
 * Lu Kang; Yeah, about that. I mean, yeah he has a mean look, but.... You know how my family's mixed spieces?
 * Icky: "Like that little female piglet?"
 * Po: "Her name's Mei Li!"
 * Lu Kanfg: "Well, yes and no, in a sense, cause, her dad's a different emperor from another provience actselly..... What, you think this entire world is run by one emperor? Don't get me wrong, Granddad owned the majority, but he has a series of minor emperors for other lands usually, difficult to keep in touch in light of his.... Issues. That's not to say we're part of the same family. She's actselly my distent cousin."
 * Po: "And Zan and lady Zu Chunhua?"
 * Lu Kang: "My aunt and other cousin. Zan was always such a cutie."
 * Icky: "Tigress might agree with ya, if not outloud..... Though wait.... If the imperial family ranges from pigs, ducks, and buffalo, and your saying that he's NOT that, then...... What exactly IS the guy?
 * Lu Kang:... Promise me your not gonna laugh, cause trust me, he can be pretty indimidating dispite his spieces.
 * Eagle-Beak: "Try us."
 * Lu Kang: "..... Ok...... He's actselly a-"
 * (Everyone): (As Pang Bing saw this in her fire) HE'S A WHAT?!?
 * (Kowalski): (Scoffs) WOW! Shocker! Not to sound like I'm making fun of the guy, but for a menacing former ruler of China, I can see why he was never on the show. The Emperor of China in Mulan's world is bigger than him!
 * Pang Bing: "..... Alchourse. I should've figured about the arrival of the former emperor himself."
 * Wu Hu: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d THE FORMER EMPEROR?!"
 * Mama Xei: "OH MY?! HE'S GONNA MASSACRE US?! HIS ARMY IS BY THE MILLIONS?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Indeed. And even if I am able to call back what is left of my controled forces, even that wouldn't be enough. And I know your little gangs can do only so well against imperial armadas. Leave this, to me."
 * A sound of a marching and shouting army is heard.
 * Pang Bing: "..... (Chuckles)..... How amusing. He's right on time."
 * Armies of Rhinos formed around the gates of the palace as they bang on sheilds and rythemiticly stomp their spears and pikes on the ground by their flat bottoms, as four body guards, an elephant, an ox, a bull, and surprisingly a female deer, surround a carrage being pulled by them. They stopped, place the carrage down, and formed in an organised line before it.
 * The four bow in respect, as the carrage proceeded to have it's curtains opened.
 * The Former Emperor, in all his glory, is revealed to be a fanged water deer, accompanianed with bitter age, imperial garb, and holding a speical looking sword with dragons marked onto it.
 * The female asian deer helped him down.
 * Female Asian Deer: "We arrived at the capital sir."
 * The Former Emperor: "...... Ba Zing....... Where is my adviser?"
 * A flying squirrel flew in and landed on the Former Emperor's shoulder.
 * The Former Emperor: "...... Chow Dow....... Had you made sure my family doesn't come here?"
 * Chow Dow: "I made sure the rest of the imperial family don't come in time of the crisis. They seemed, disappointed about the Winter Feast being ruined by the witch."
 * The Former Emperor: "..... Worry not, old friend..... I have a plan for this. (Pulls out the dragon marked sword) The Sword of The Ruling Family is as powerful as it is anichent. Made in the times when we were all capable of Chi before a magic user cursed it away until Oogway caused the resurgence age, it is one of the few reminding anichent weapons against magic. Pang Bing would not dare harm me with it around."
 * Chow Dow: "Well, there's, still the matter of the possessed Lodgers. We've been told not all of them left. They kept Lord Shen there, and there's already word of new productions of even more dangerious versons of his trademark cannons. Our forces would not stand well against that."
 * The Former Emperor: "..... That, is what (points to another direction) he, is for."
 * A silluetted sage was seen resting in the tree.
 * The sage came down after hanging on his tail, revealed to be a lizard simular to Master Chao, but old.
 * The Sage: "Why must something have to be wrong for me to see a dear friend once again?"
 * The Former Emperor: "Master Ling, I too wished this had been a better day, but it's clear that my birth right needs to be protected. I refused to let some witch defile my kingdom with her deluded revenge."
 * Master Ling: "..... Was it not already tainted with hate and revenge?" (A rhino scoffed softly until a nightmarish glare from the pre-Emperor made him so scared he went into a bush to urinate)
 * The Former Emperor: "..... That much, is what my Grandson will fix. But he can't be able to do that if there's a dangerious immortal in the way. She must be disposed of."
 * Master Ling: "Even with my aide, your former highness, it may not be so simple."
 * The Former Emperor: "(Looks sternly at Ling with the same look he gave the rhino, but Ling remained unfazed)..... I am now just Kun Lao. I no longer bare the title of emperor..... Nor do I no longer deserve to be addressed as highness or majusty. I only wish to congure this palace in the name of my grandson, and that is all...... I always did had my worries that problems like this would occur. Chow, are you sure there isn't a loophole to allow me to come out of retirement and reclaim the throne?"
 * Chow Dow: "As I explained a thoundson times, there is no loophole, my liege."
 * Kun Lao: "Don't CALL me that, Chow!..... Forgive me, old friend, that's, my anger talking..... Ba Zing, take Sao, Jing, and Fei over the walls and enable us to get inside what was once the imperial family's!"
 * Ba Zing: "Yes sir! Sao, Jing, Fei, on me!?"
 * Ba Zing leaped up dramaticly, as did Sao, the elephant, Jing the Ox, and Fei the bull as they pull out their weapons, Ba Zing the bow and arrow, Sao had a golden gaunlet, Jing had a bigass club, and Fei held two twin pikes! They gotten over the wall and landed behind the gates!
 * Ba Zing turned her attention to the gate.
 * Waves and Waves of the Capital's criminals charged!
 * Ba Zing: "..... Boys, provide me some cover, I'll destroy the gate!"
 * Fei: "Good! (Charges up some Chi power on his pikes) I was itching for a fight anyways?!"
 * Jing: "Yeah, let's get'im!"
 * Sao: "Tally ho, my friends?!"
 * The trio charged and used hidden chi of different colors to smack around the criminals like they're nothing!
 * Ba Zing began to destroy the restraints of the gate!
 * But as she did, suddenly the gate's mechanisums began repairing itself.
 * Ba Zing gasped!
 * Ba Zing: "..... GUYS, THE GATE'S BEEN HEXED TO REPAIR ITSELF?!"
 * Fei: "THEN GET WORKING ON TO OPEN IT ANOTHER WAY, WE'RE COUNTING ON YOU TO LET OUR GUYS IN?!"
 * Jing: "Yeah! Go Ba Zing!"
 * Sao: "We'll hold off these ratscalians off! Find an alternate mean!"
 * Ba Zing say the lever open the gates manually guarded by Xin and Sin.
 * Ba Zing leaped up and with chi powered arrows, knocked out any intersecting crook that tried to get her!
 * Kun Lao saw this and chuckled.
 * Kun Lao: "You trained them well, Ling."
 * Master Ling: "Do not thank me yet, old friend. They still need to past a great test."
 * Xin and Sin blocked Ba Zing's way, as a line of armed thugs charge from behind!
 * Xin: "Your surrounded, imperial whore?!"
 * Sin: "What hope do you have to get around us?!"
 * Ba Zing places away her bow and dons up two speically designed crossbows that look like a marvel hybrid between crossbows and guns!
 * Xin: "DAH?!"
 * Sin: "Ohhhhhh, shit."
 * Ba Zing turned around and began defeating the entire charging thug line!
 * Xin and Sin whimpered like dogs.
 * Ba Zing turned back to the twins and smiled.
 * Xin: "...... Run!"
 * The duo retreated.
 * Ba Zing: "..... Too, easy."
 * Ba Zing was about to pull on the lever, but magic traps her in place!
 * Ba Zing: "WHAT?! NO?!"
 * Xin and Sin came back laughing!
 * Xin: "Didn't ya stop and consider that maybe it was TOO easy?!"
 * Sin: "Like Pang Bing wouldn't figure of you using the lever?!"
 * Ba Zing: "(Stuggles), SAO, JING, FEI?!"
 * The trio saw that Ba Zing was in trouble!
 * Sao: "GENTLEMEN, WALL OF STRENTGH FORMATION?!"
 * Sao had Jing and Fei climbed onto him, as they formed an avatar of a living armor made of chi and charged forth!
 * Xin and Sin saw this and freaked out and jumped out of the way as the avatar arrived at the place where Ba Zing is!
 * Fei: "Worry not Zing, back up has arrived."
 * Sao: "Ahh, speaking of backup, here comes air support."
 * Armies of birds in imperial armor charged forth, lead by three birds, a crane, a vulture, and a parrot!
 * Crane: "FLYERS OF THE SKIES OF CHI BI, ADVANCE?!"
 * Vulture: "PUNISH THE WRONG DOERS SERVELY?!"
 * Parrot: "Uh..... YEAH, WHAT GENERALS JING LING AND JONG HAO SAID?!"
 * Crane (Jing Ling): "..... Honestly, General Jin Hin?"
 * Jin: "What?!"
 * The Bird forces charged in and either lifted crooks from the battle field of they're big, or flew around them and drove them crazy if small!
 * Xin and Jin were harassed by tiny birds!
 * Xin: "GAAAAH YOU BLASTED PESTS?!"
 * Sin: "GET LOST, GET LOST, GET LOST?!"
 * The Avatar used chi to free Ba Zing from the spell.
 * Ba Zing: "Thanks guys!"
 * Ba Zing pulls on the lever, opening the gates!
 * Kun Lao: "(Gets confident)...... Still want me to hold off on thanking you, Ling? Your training of chi to my bodyguards has clearly played well. (To the army) ARMY, FORWORD?!"
 * The Soldiers battle cried as they charged forth!
 * (Pang Bing): "(Evil Laughter)! Well played, your highness! Now it's my turn!"
 * Suddenly, rosing from the ground in magic, is the droneifived Shen, with Wu Hu, and Mama Xei on the cannons!
 * The Soldiers panicledly halted!
 * Wu Hu: "...... Here comes the boom."
 * Shen: "All hail Pang Bing!"
 * Shen aims the cannons at the soldiers!
 * Kun Lao gets concerned!
 * Kun Lao: "Master Ling-"
 * Master Ling: "No need to ask."
 * Master Ling zoomed torwords he battle field and got in front of the soldiers and stood between them and the cannons!
 * The Cannons all fired, but Master Ling used chi and inner peace to be able to redused all projectles to nothing.
 * The Four Bodyguards joined in, appearing behind Ling!
 * Fei: "Well done, master!"
 * Master Ling: "Do not phrase me yet. There is still a challnage ahead of us...."
 * Wu Hu: "Well, well, well..... How ya doing, Ling?"
 * Master Ling: "...... Is it sad to say that I predicted that you would snoop so low, Wu Hu? I know you are still burdened with the failure to protect the young emperor from Tai Lung, but must you snoop to such atrosities?"
 * Wu Hu: "Hey, to be fair, that was because I was FIRED from the position because I couldn't protect the prince! I TRIED to get that brave kid away from here, but he insists on going after that homisideal cat! So, hey, what better way to get even by doing a coup de gra on the empire? A job for a kingdom. Sounds pretty fair to me."
 * Ba Zing: "You I am not so surprised to snoop so low..... But Xei...... Why get involved in this? You were our friend."
 * Mama Xei: "I was, but then, LING HAD TO TAKE MY CHI POWERS AWAY AND RENDERED ME INCAPABLE OF KUNG FU?! So I am forced to have the criminals of the capital to fight FOR ME! I could've been one of the greates bodyguards the emperor could've had! Now, I'm gonna be the one who ended his idiot grandson's rule! And maybe his life if Pang Bing's plans are in any indication!"
 * Fei: "Ya know you can't fight us without Chi, Xei! So you and Wu Hu and the rest of your criminal friends better give up?!"
 * Mama Xei: "Actselly.... Pang Bing was generious enough, to reserved what Ling did. (She started to do some poses and donned tiny but powerful swords for each of her forelimbs and her back legs' spikes get sharper and become more metal! Ling and the 4 gasped) Oh, that's not all darlings...."
 * Wu Hu: "...... It's time, to get wrecked! (Does poses and summons forth too Chi-Powered Wrecking Ball-like chained maces with spikes as their size was great enough to cause a brief earthquake!)..... IT'S COMING LIKE A WREAK-ING BALL?!"
 * Wu Hu began to swing the Wrecking Balls and swung them at Ling and the four, to dodged quickly, as the scared army began to slowly move back.
 * Wu Hu: "..... Awwwwww yeah. Mama Xei, your the best teacher this gang leader can asked for."
 * Mama Xei: "That's a good boy. Now, how's about I deal with Ling, you play with my former colledges."
 * Wu Hu: "Cool, cool."
 * Mama Xei and Wu Hu battle-cried as they charged at Ling and the four, who quickly faced the challnage head-on and began to battle!
 * Kun Lao: "(Turns to see his calvery having arrived)..... General Gao, your late!"
 * General Gao (The horse leader of the horse imperials): "Forgive me, Kun Lao. It was not easy to build on forces on such short notice. The Tactic forces and the Heavy Arms and the Savatours, even our great titan if it has to come to it, will come shortly!"
 * Kun Lao: "Don't tell me something I know, general! Go give our main forces needed moral!"
 * General Gao: "As you wish, sir! CAVERY, HO?!"
 * The Cavery charged, as their arrival boosted the moral of the main army and caused them to charge forth and meet the large criminal waves head on!
 * A wave of monkeys, gibbins, baboons even an organutang or so, all swang forword as they were lead by an old monkey simular to Monkey arrived.
 * Old Monkey: "..... TACTICS FORCE, THROW THE SMOKE BOMBS AND CATCH THE ARMY, OFF GUARD?!"
 * A good Majority of the tactics force began doing that!
 * Old Monkey: "..... FIRE ARCHERS, LAY WASTE TO THEIR SUPPLYS AND ARMORY?!"
 * The Archers did that as the supply depot and the armory were set to flame!
 * Old Monkey: "..... Soon, this witch will learn to fear the name of the stragist, Ki Lo!"
 * The Cannons have aimed at the Tactics forces, Lord Shen preparing another fire, but suddenly, a huge explodtion is heard as a building crumbles down!
 * From the smoke, an army of oxes, bulls, gorillas, big crocs, rams, and the occational large pig, charged forth and began to seriously wreck the cannons!
 * A tattooed Komodo came forth, holding a giant sword on his shoulders.....
 * Komodo: "...... GO FORTH, BROTHERS OF STRENTGH?! MAKE THE WITCH REGRET EVER MESSING WITH THE IMPERIALS, WITH KU KAI BY THEIR SIDE?!"
 * Lord Shen leaped up to the air and peacock called as more cannons rose from the ground, but suddenly, buzzing is heard as ants, and various other insects began taking apart the cannons piece by piece to the point of being rendered useless!
 * A beautiful butterfly appeared by Ki Lo's side.
 * Butterfly: "The savatoshers have honored your plans, Ki Lo."
 * Ki Lo: "Well done, Si Sai. You serve the eimpire well."
 * The Criminals began to do a tactical retreat as the overwealming imperial forces cheer at their victory!
 * Wu Hu and Mama Xei still fought with the four bodyguards and Ling!
 * Fei: "Why don't ya give up, Wu!? Our titan will arrived very soon, your criminal friends are retreating, you only have one mind-controled hero at yer side, face it! Pang Bing has bitten off more then she can chew?!"
 * Wu Hu: "Pfft! This is all part of the plan. She has one more neat little badass trick up her sleve."
 * Lord Shen leaped up to the top of the tower and did another peacock call!
 * Mechanical roars are heard!
 * Suddenly, giant mechanical dragons simular to Dragutha XIV, but with heads resembling Shen's cannons, began to surround the area from all sides, each the size of Ke-Pa!
 * Wu Hu: "Ya would be amazed on what villain team tec, the genius imagination of a peacock, AND making new skematics based on what Pang Bing found in Meng Tao's mind, can do if plently of free time on your shoulders. We call them...... Shen Dragons."
 * The Shen Dragons all began to open their moves as cannons were seen inside of them, ready to fire at will!
 * Wu Hu: "..... I know..... We ARE badass."
 * Another roar is heard as well as stomps!
 * Master Ling: "..... You may have giant robotic monsters...... But we..... Have a natrol beast."
 * A large figure stomped into the battle field and caused major smoke! It reveiled to be a halk-sized albino gorilla!
 * Master Ling: "...... Say hello to our Titan..... Yuan, the Mountain King."
 * Yuan did an incredable roar!
 * Sin: AW, COME ON, TIME OUT!!!
 * Yuan: (Crushing Xin and Sin into the ground with his fist as they yipped in pain) NO TIME OUTS!!!
 * Sin:... Ow!
 * A Shen Dragon attempted to fire at Yuan, but he grabbed it, not even bothered by the flames, and tossed it back into the Shen Dragon's cannon, blowing it up!
 * Yuan: "MOUNTAIN KING CRUSH ALL ENEMIES OF EMPIRE?! YUAN TEAR OFF WREAKING BALL ELEPHANT'S HEAD?!"
 * Wu Hu: "I, was really afraid he was gonna say that."
 * ???: "Enough!"
 * Kun Lao was walking forth as his forces bowed to him, even Yuan having the self awarence of who Kun is, as Wu Hu and Xei stared on, and are quickly concerned with the Emperor's procession of the Sword of the Ruling Family.
 * Wu Hu: "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-the Sword of the Ruling Family?! You, YOU BROUGHT THAT HERE?! THAT'S, THAT'S AN ANTI-MAGIC WEAPON, FROM THE OLD DAYS OF WHEN EVERYONE HAD CHI?!"
 * Mama Xei: "YOU HAVE SUCH NERVE TO BRING A WEAPON CREATED BY YOUR DISGRACEFUL ANSISTER, THE EMPEROR THAT ENCOURAGED MAGIC DISCRIMINATION AND HURT PANG BING?!"
 * Kun Lao: "...... It may not be the greatest reminder of my family. But this sword was long redeemed of it's intended uses. This sword helped my other more nobler ansisters, and my forefathers and my father, and myself, to do great things! This sword, stopped a mongolian invadtion and inspired their leaders to consider negosiations! This blade slayed a corrupted Dragon God! This blade would even put the sword of heroes to a great humbling shame! This sword might and power in chi, can be brighter then the sun and can be seen in this universe and beyond in incredable glory! And watch, as what it can do, to your mitresses', MISERABLE ABOMINATIONS?!"
 * Kun Lao held the sword high as it dunned a great and powerful chi blade, and he proceeded to decapitate all of the Shen Dragons!
 * This place Wu Hu and Xei in fear! And it placed great confidence to Kun's bodyguards, his generals, his army, and his hiding and cheering adviser, as well as earnig the cheers and phrase of the civilians witnessing all this!
 * Kun Lao returned the sword back to normal, and calmly aimed at the cowerding Wu Hu and Xei!
 * Kun Lao: "..... Now, kindly stop wasting my time, and bring Pang Bing here..... I want to settle this with her, personally."
 * Lord Shen was seen in the shadows, waiting to pounce.
 * Wu Hu: "Wha, wha, what makes you think Pang Bing would show up, knowing what you process?!"
 * Kun Lao: "If she has any compassion for your miserable lives, she'll show!"
 * Wu Hu: "...... You...... You..... Your not being serious, are ya?!"
 * Mama Xei: "You, you would exicute your old friends, just to get at Pang Bing?!"
 * Kun Lao: "It's either her, or you. (Outload) PANG BING?! IF YOU EVEN HAVE THE SLIGHTEST COMPASSION FOR THESE SORRY THUGS, SHOW YOURSELF NOW?!"
 * (Pang Bing): "Are you sure you want to? Besides, aren't you, missing someone?"
 * Lord Shen came from nowhere, pounced onto Kun Lao as he began to fight him, as Wu Hu resumed battling Kun's bodyguards to keep them from helping Kun as Xei resumed battling Ling who tried to free Shen from Pang Bing's control!
 * As this happens, the soldiers noticed that the Shen Dragons are being magicly repaired.
 * Ki Lo: "...... WE MUST STOP THE SHEN DRAGONS FROM BEING REPAIRED?!"
 * Si Sai: "WHERE'S QUACK?!"
 * Ku Kai: "No don't the magic freak is too busy with some kind of spell! Anyway, we don't nessersarly need him! Yuan! Help my brothers break the Shen Dragons badly enough that the witch can't easily repair them?!"
 * Yuan: "MOUNTAIN KING, SMASH!?"
 * Yuan leaped up and began attacking a repairing Shen Dragon as more heavy forces charged and began to do damage to the Shen Dragons!
 * Kun and Shen were fighting!
 * Kun Lao: "LORD SHEN, AS THE ONCE EMPEROR, I ORDER YOU TO SNAP OUT OF IT?! YOU ARE UNDER THE SPELL OF AN EVIL WITCH?! I KNOW THE PANDA MADE YOU BETTER THEN THIS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "ALL, HAIL, PANG BING?!"
 * Lord Shen and Kun Lao kept fighting!
 * Kun Lao: "DON'T FORCE MY HAND, PEACOCK?! YOUR PARENTS WERE MY CLOEST FRIENDS?! I WOULD DISHONOR THEM IF I SLAIN THEIR SON WITH THE SOWRD OF THE RULING FAMILIES?! IT'S TOO POWERFUL TO BE USED ON YOU?!"
 * Lord Shen: "ALL, HAIL, PANG BING?!"
 * Kun Lao: "I MEAN IT THAT I DO NOT WANT TO SLAY A SON, ESPEICALLY AFTER HOW I LOST MIND, BUT I WARN YOU?! I WILL NOT BE AFRAID TO SPILL ANYONE'S BLOOD IF IT MEANS PROTECTING MY FAMILY?! YEILD NOW, OR PREPARE TO BE REUNITED WITH YOUR PARENTS, SHEN?!"
 * Lord Shen: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
 * Kun Lao: "....... Then my reguards to poor miss Kairi."
 * Kun Lao was charging up the sword again, but Shen grabbed onto the sword as the two began to struggle for it!
 * Kun Lao: "LET, GO, PEACOCK?!"
 * Lord Shen: "ALL HAIL PANG BING?!"
 * Kun Lao: "AND STOP SAYING THAT?! I KNOW YOUR A HYPNOTISED ZOMBIE, BUT HONESTLY, THAT PHRASE IS STARTING TO GET REPETITIVE?!"
 * Lord Shen kicked Kun Lao off and attained the Sword of the Ruling Family!
 * Kun Lao fell to the ground and tumbled about.
 * Lord Shen was chackling as Boss Wolf came forth.
 * Shen dropped the ground to B.W.'s feet.
 * Kun Lao: "..... NO?! NO?! DON'T YOU DARE?!"
 * Boss Wolf paid no mind, being a drone, and lifted his hammer over where the sword was positioned!
 * Kun Lao quickly got up and charged, as everyone began to noticed what was going on!
 * Kun Lao: "NO, NO!?"
 * Boss Wolf: "...... All Hail..... PANG BING?!"
 * Boss Wolf used the hammer to smash the sword, where apawn so, the power inside it was released as it disapated, it's engery freed from the sword.
 * Kun Lao, was greatly demoralised, as he got onto his knees and hands, struggling to fight back tears of his failure.
 * All of the imperial force were demoralised, as Wu Hu, Mama Xei, and the other criminals smiled as they know they won.
 * The Drone Shen and Boss Wolf turned and kneeled before the arriving Pang Bing.
 * Pang Bing approuched Kun Lao.....
 * Pang Bing: "...... How sad for you...... You lost a piece of your legacy...... No skin off of my nose. One less horrendus weapon against magic. You were a worthy oppendent, your majusty, but I rose above as your superior."
 * Kun Lao looked angerly at Pang Bing got up and charged and aimed to punch her!
 * Pang Bing grabbed his offending fist, spun him around and twisted his arm in a painful way!
 * Kun Lao screamed in pain!
 * This shocked all of Kun Lao's followers and the citizens, who quickly began to disverse to avoid Pang Bing's wrath.
 * Pang Bing: "...... Now, it is YOUR turn to know what is like to lose what you had love! I will revise my last attempt, only I will use a spell to make my own eclise so I can take the emperor's power and become strong enough to create a wave not only capable to spread here, but all of the universes as well! Both good and evil will be subjected to my whims!"
 * Master Ling donned a determined face.
 * Master Ling: "...... You have not yet won, Pang Bing. You will not evade justice yet."
 * Ling's bravery was enough to restore faith in the bodyguards, the generals, and the armies, espeically the raging Yuan who's growling!
 * Pang Bing: "..... Is that a fact, Master Ling?"
 * Master Ling: "I challnage you to a duel, of someone with equil power to chi as you are great in magic. If you are still angery at the sins of our ansisters, then take it out on someone who can still defend himself. It's time for Chi to redeem it's sins against magic, by dealing with the monster it did not mean to create. Kun's family is punished enough. I will make sure their suffering ends."
 * Pang Bing: "...... Challnage accepted, you old dinosaur. Wu!"
 * Pang Bing force pushes Kun to Wu Hu, whi grabs him!
 * Wu Hu: "S'up, Emperor Snaggle Tooth? Bet your gonaa wish you never fired me for what happened, am I right?"
 * Mama Xei: "AND I bet he's not so proud of THREATENING OUR LIVES?!"

Elsewhere. Quack's Abandoned City. Flashback. Later... Flashback ends. Inside the city. Prison. In the magic portal. The portal ends. Outside of Quack's castle. Quack's throwneroom. Flashback. Flashback ends. Inbetween the allies of the city.
 * Master Ling: "...... Please stop while you still can, Pang Bing. There are those that don't want you to stay on this path. You do deserve better then what happened to you. You can still be given a better life."
 * Pang Bing: "I AM going to make a better life..... For everyone, whether they understand it or not! What I am doing is the only way the universes can become a better place?!"
 * Master Ling: "If you truely think this, then prepare to be proven wrong...."
 * Pang Bing: "...... (Chuckles)...... So is THAT how it's going to be?"
 * Master Ling: "Sadly, in order to stop this madness..... It must."
 * Master Ling enteres a chi fighting pose as he turns his Oogway-like staff into a chi sythe.
 * Pang Bing yowled.........
 * Pang Bing leaped up into te air and casted a fireball the size of a meteor! She threw the large ball at Ling as he split it in two, only to meet a blast to the head by Pang afterward
 * Pang Bing... Magic has been in pain for SO long! Chi,  evenryually Kung Fu, have made it all but weak enough for anybody to give a damn about it or it's followers! I was unjustly condemned to the life of misery because of the cruelty of others?! BECAUSE YOU WERE AFRAID THAT MAGIC WOULD HURT YOUR PRECVIOUS POWERS AND MARTICAL ARTS LIKE COWERDS, TOO AFRAID OF IT'S WELL BEING OF SOMETHING THAT WILL NEVER HURT IT?! WHAT COMPLETE AND UTTER, WEAKNESS?!
 * Ling: FINDING A NEW CHOICE OF COMBAT AND POWER IS NOT WEAKNESS!! You used to know that once until whatever outside force clouded your mind!
 * Pang Bing: You know nothing about me! You never know the pain of discrimination?! You don't know what it's like, to lose your family because something you believed in that others don't understand?!
 * Ling: I know that this is NOT the Pang Bing who wished to show magic could do good! You were once as pure-hearted as any other cat across the UUniverses! Cats are heralded for reasons such as their pure hearts and their boldness!
 * Pang Bing: Oh, sure! Is THAT why so many people like them and yet MY family was the exception and were thus treated with no respect? No! Back then, when my family was begging for mercy from the Emperor we thought would respect us and would unconditonally protect us, what did he do?... WHAT DID HE DO?!?... He shunned us like all the rest!
 * Ling: Magic was something that mortals could hardly understand back then, that was not the Emperor's fault!
 * Pang Bing: Not HIS FAULT?!? ARE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THE SAME EMEPEROR WHO ENCOURAGED MAGIC DISCRIMINATION AS A PUBBLISTY STUNT?! The title of Emperor was supposed to be the one who was obligated to do what was best for everyone in China, reguardless of majority or minority origins! And yet he disgraced his ENTIRE lineage permanently by prosecuting MY FAMILY BECAUSE OF THE DEMONIC INVENTION OF XENOPHOBIA, AND THAT TWAT'S OWN SELF-INDULGENT GREED!! (As she attacked Ling with multiple spells) WHAT KIND OF SICK PEOPLE WOULD ALLOW A BONEHEAD LIKE HIM INTO POWER?!? WHO WAS THERE TO SAY THAT A POSITION OF POWER HAD TO BE EARNED?!? WHO WAS THERE AVAILABLE TO CALL THAT DISGRACE OUT OF PROSECUTION?!?
 * Ling: (As he reflected several magic bolts in slow motion)... NOBODY HAS EVER BEEN PERFECT IN THE PAST, NOBODY HAS BEEN NOW, AND NOBODY WILL EVER BE IN THE FUTURE!! IT WAS NOBODY'S DECISION BACK THEN TO STAND UP TO THE EMPEROR OF THAT TIME! THAT EMPEROR, LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE LU KANG, DECLARED THAT TREASON IN ANY SHAPE OR FORM WAS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH! CHINA HAS NEVER BEEN PERFECT IN TERMS OF THE NICE DEPARTMENT!!! Lu could've changed all that, had you not decided to emphasize the past people's fears and make them justified!
 * Pang Bing: HOW DARE YOU?!? THE PEOPLE BACK THEN ARE GONE, AND THANK GOD! THEY ARE ALL IN HELL, AND THEY VERY WELL DESERVE TO ROT DOWN THERE FOR ALL I CARE! And as for Lu Kang's crowning, I say too little too late! Magic has been nothing but squandered by the time that IDIOT came into power! I planned this for thousands of years so that when a new generation came, they would know that magic should be RESPECTED and not treated with scorn and prejudice! Prejudice and xenophobia is still a problem, and it MUST be cleansed not just on this world, but ALL OTHERS! AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL THAT IS SO!
 * Ling: YOU ARE FIGHTING A SELF-DEFEATING BATTLE HERE, PANG! NOBODY IS GOING TO RESPECT MAGIC AFTER THE IRRESPONSIBLE THINGS YOU'RE DOING WITH IT! THAT'S GOING TO MAKE YOUR TERRIBLE PAST LOOK JUSTIFIED! AND WE ARE OFFERING A BETTER SOLUTION! YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS, PANG! YOU CAN DO SO MUCH WITH THIS POWER! I WANNA SEE THE PANG WHO WANTED THE BEST TO COME FROM MAGIC, AND WISHED TO SEE IT BLOSSOM LIKE IT DID IN THE GOLDEN DAYS OF CREATION!!
 * Pang Bing: TOO LATE!! (They continued fighting as Pang got the upper hand until she eventually charged her powers up higher as she engulfed herself in blue flames and started to overwhelm Ling even further) WHATEVER I DID, I DID TO MAKE CHINA A BETTER PLACE!!! TO EARN THE ADMIRATION ALL, EVEN THAT BULL-HEADED EMPEROR?! AND THIS IS THE THANKS HE AND ALL OTHERS GAVE ME! RENDERING ME TO DO THINGS THE HARD WAY! TELL ME HOW PROUD THE GODS OF THE UUNIVERSES ARE TO THIS ROTTEN EXCUSE OF A LIFE HE CREATED, LING!!! (Constantly shocks Ling) TELL ME!! (Ling was getting weaker as his powers started fading) TELL MEEEEE!!! (She unleashed a final blow that knocked Ling into common objects as he was too weak to continue fighting as Pang cooled down)
 * Wu Hu: "Wow. That was, dramatic as all hell."
 * Ling:... You think we don't wanna fix the past, Pang? You think we don't understand the pain you're going through? Why do you think even Oogway wished to see magic be given a limelight? He knew the situations like yours back then, and even HE was brave enough to challenge an Emperor once or twice. He wished for the best of this country. He didn't want people like you to fall into this terrible fate. He cared for all people in the world, and never wished for any harm to come to them. He knew that everyone was unique in special ways, and had he been alive at that time, he would've had the Emperor rightfully punished for indulging on people's fears, and his, less then desirable deseration for public image that he would encourage such things. If it's any consolation, even Kun Lao denounces that Emperor for his self entitled, and the branch of that emperor's family, long denounced. So, in regards to his spirit... I'm sorry you had to be rendered this way!
 * Pang:... (Powered up again and Force-choked him) I DON'T WANT ANY APOLOGY! I SAID 'TOO LATE'!
 * Ling: It's, AHHK, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO, AHHK, TO DO SOMETHING BETTER! IF YOU, AAHHHKK, KEEP DESECRATING MAGIC LIKE THIS, AHHHK, YOU WILL NEVER SEE MAGIC GETTING THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES! (Pang drew her claws) NEVER...AHHHKK...NEVER!!!
 * Pang Bing: (She strangles him into unconsciousness)... We'll see about that! And we certainly have, because I have proven that magic is, and always will be, stronger than chi because the oppression it left on magic just gives it strength! I am doing this for all the poor souls who suffered prejudice! Nobody will ever suffer like that again in a few days!
 * The Soldiers, the Bodyguards, the generals, even Yuan, are ultamately demoralised!
 * Pang Bing: ".... And now..... To claim my prize. (Prepares to get into the position of her mind control spell)..."
 * ???: "OY?!"
 * Pang Bing: "WHAT?! (Looks to see Grimoors, seemingly by himself)....."
 * Grimoors: "...... You have been a BAD kitty."
 * Pang Bing: "....... And, you are?"
 * Grimoors: "I, be Grimoors the Nasty Mouthed! I be choosen as the contemporary herold for the High Council forces aiming at putting you in your bloodly place. And frankly, they ain't thrilled of you bamboosling thier labdogs and several villains like ya just did, and I don't think they'll be too happy about you breaking the bloodly emperor's arm and beating a chi master to submission! So I'm gonna give ya the friendly advice of quitting while your ahead, and free yer slaves before we take them for ya ourselves. And trust me, the High Council are the same people that defeated the bloodly darkspawn, and they allied themselves with heroes and ex-villains of this universe and beyond, and trust me, when they put their heads togather, not even freaky not-dragons are gonna do much to them! Make yer choice, pussy cat!"
 * Pang Bing: "....... Go back to your masters and inform them that they're just another obiscle that I'll conjure if they go through with this. I defeated the previous emperor of china, I defeated a Chi Master, I EVEN DEFEATED THIER MESSIAH CHAMPION?!"
 * Grimoors: "That part was mostly because that Quack-up picked a bad time to use his magic to punish people! Trust me, had it not been for Quacky, that african elk woud've been able to long stop ya before he could even arrive! What happened, wasn't a real Uniter exspearienced."
 * Pang Bing: "..... Admitingly true. But make no mistake. Even when this ineditable rematch comes to pass, the Uniter will STILL bow down to my power! Now I suggest you go on your marry way back to your masters, or else I'll have to include you into my long line of slaves?!"
 * Wu Hu: "That is, if your not too fucked up from the Shen Dragons."
 * The Shen Dragons, after having completed their magic restoration, aimed at Grimoors' location.
 * Grimoors: "..... I see you prefer to do things the hard way. Good..... More action for me and my mates I suppose. Very well, Pangy, this herold's on his way.... However, I wished to collect a few things..... But first, this parting word."
 * Pang Bing: "What?"
 * Grimoors: "NIGHT FURY?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Night what?"
 * A Blast was seen on a Shen Dragon as it fell apart again, to Pang Bing's surprise!
 * Pang Bing: "WHAT?!"
 * The Dragon Riders flew in!
 * Snotlout: "WOOOO-HOOO?! YEAH!? REAL DRAGONS ONE, FAKES, ZERO?!"
 * Pang Bing: "WHAT?!"
 * Wu Hu: "Yo Shen Dragons! Take care of those guys?!"
 * The other Shen Dragons turned to the dragon riders!
 * Suddenly, Valka and Gobber came on on their dragons and did serious damage to them!
 * Gobber: "I believe the score is 2-0 now!"
 * Pang Bing snarled?!
 * Pang Bing: "I WASN'T ABLE TO PREPARE FOR THIS?! WU-HU, GET THE PREVIOUS EMPEROR OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Wu Hu was going to such that, but Algor, Amutt, and Stomper stood in his way.....
 * Wu Hu: "...... What the, where'd you guys came-"
 * Stomper puches Wu Hu out, rendering him unconjustus!
 * Kun Lao: "What, how, why, WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
 * Amutt: "Saving your life is the meaning."
 * Kun Lao: "No, wait! I would've been able to free myself from that elephant and (his arm brings pain as he whinced)!?"
 * Algor: "..... No intentional disrespect, but your in no position for anything."
 * Stomper picks up Kun Lao!
 * Kun Lao: "PUT ME DOWN, YOU HAIRLESS APE?!"
 * Stomper: "I'd been called worse."
 * Pang Bing: "NO?! XEI, GET YOUR MEN TO STOP THIS?!"
 * Mama Xei: "BOYS, and any possable women, MAKE MAMA PROUD?!"
 * The Criminals charged after the rescuing trio.
 * Algor: "Do NOT dare challnage the ruler of Kratos, normals!"
 * Criminal 1: "Bah! You could be from the underworld and it wouldn't make a difference! You'll be future puppets to Pang Bing soon enough!"
 * Algor: HAH! Good luck with that! I'm one of the Superiors that can resist mental abilities! And if you think they can get to me because they're magic because it's one of Superman's weaknesses DESPITE his own psychic shield, then don't be encouraged. We've had our OWN magic challenges in the past.
 * Amutt: "Plus, the great Amutt is a servent to no evil!"
 * Criminal 2: "Then explain that giant scorpain, dog man!?"
 * The Criminals laughed!
 * Amutt: "Insults will get you nothing. Stand aside, or suffer a once great preist lord's wrath!"
 * Criminal 3: "Ya don't scare us?!"
 * Suddenly, a bright light glowed and blinded the criminals, as the Light came from Celestia!
 * Ki Lo: "..... A flying horse? Now I've seen everything."
 * Celestia casted a teleportation spell that evacuated the imperial forces and all other allies!
 * Pang Bing yowled in anger......
 * Wu Hu came through and saw Pang Bing infuriated......
 * Pang Bing: "...... I'll be in my chambers. Incrise our defences for a future attack."
 * Pang Bing teleported away.
 * Wu Hu: "..... All right, people, you heard her, show's over, back to work!"
 * The Criminals proceeded to do that.
 * Kun Lao: "UNHAND ME AT ONCE?! I HAD PANG BING RIGHT WHERE I HAD HER?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO GET HER!?"
 * Ba Zing: "My lord, I mean no disrespect, but we clearly lost! The High Council and thier allies saved us! Please be grateful!"
 * Kun Lao: "GRATEFUL?! I WAS ROBBED OF MY ABILITY TO RECLAIM MY FAMILY'S BIRTHRIGHT?! I WAS CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO DEFEAT THAT MONSTER FOR GOOD?!"
 * Celestia: "That is, what we wish to talk to you about. As a member of the High Council, I can't say I approved of your method of seeking out Pang Bing."
 * Kun Lao: "What is THAT suppose to mean?!"
 * Hiccup: "Well, you threatened two of her friends for one, of which were once YOUR friends!"
 * Kun Lao: "What're you trying to gain from this?!"
 * Celestia: We're trying to say that Pang Bing is FAR from the cat who was inches close to dominating China, even further than the dreaded Ke-Pa! Her powers can evolve now, and they can become so powerful, even the sword you possessed couldn't have saved you. If we're going to stop Pang Bing, we need a much better strategy.
 * Kun Lao: And what exactly would YOU suggest, you're so wise?
 * Celestia: Well, for starters, you may have to get yourself acquainted with the heroes that are out there preparing to face Pang with a FAR better plan than just barreling into the threat.
 * Snotlout: Exactly, shorty! You may have a scary face, as we've heard, but if you're not the Emperor of China, all it does is make a rhino piss his pants.
 * Astrid: Not to mention you're water deer. They're pretty small in terms of combat, and I doubt even those fang-like tusks of yours couldn't even put a dent in Pang.
 * Kun Lao: HOW DARE YOU?!?
 * Hiccup: We dare because we saved you from making a big mistake. We need to figure this out. First, we must bring you to the remaining Lodgers who are on their way to Quack's home.
 * Celestia: Plus, you MAY be surprised with what I have learned about his TRUE identity.
 * Kun Lao: (Got angry, but calmed himself down)... Very well, then! Surprise me! (They flew off)
 * Quack's mercenaries are everywhere on the city.
 * The Heroes hid hidden in the shadows.
 * Po: "There it is..... The fallen City of Magic.... The greatest victim of magic discrime!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... You do realise that's not an actual word?"
 * Po: ".... Well, it should, I mean.... Saying the full word is, kinda a mouthful."
 * Xerxes: "..... The wizard has indeed surrounded himself with quite an army of mercenaries."
 * Eagle-Beak: "And I sensed that he agumented them to be stronger then what they're capable of. To Blot's dismay, going gun-ho is inadvisable. Not even Xerxes' army would be an adiquite match!"
 * Icky: "So, how exactly are we gonna get pass these a-holes?"
 * Loxford: "Tis nothing good ol' fastion live bait would not fix."
 * Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Oh great idea, Iago clone number 207!"
 * Loxford: "Well if you have a bet-ter suggestion, mon cheri, I would like to here it!"
 * Pinkie: "He's not a cherry."
 * Loxford: "Will you stop that with that joke?!"
 * Pinkie: "What joke? I am just pointing out that we're not cherries. Why do french people keep calling us that?"
 * Everyone facepalms.
 * Loxford: "Just for that, you imbacile, you are le bait!"
 * Icky: "Could you please NOT do the french word for 'the', it gives me bitter memories of Le Ratass."
 * Ratpture: "You met Mon Capitan Le Rat?! He was my ex capitan, before...... He, fired me for my cheese obcession."
 * Lucy: "Oh it's not like it got your old crew in trouble or anything."
 * Ratpture: ".... Actselly......"
 * (Ratpture): On one of our pirate raids, we were at rough odds with our enemies. They were pinning us down good. They were geting the treasure we stole from them back from us. Unfortunately, thanks to me, things went a little south.
 * Mon Capitan Le Rat: LE DO SOMETHING, RAT!!!
 * Ratpture: LET ME THINK, PLEASE!! (He finds something, but when it first seems like he's staring at a flame barrel that he could easily shoot, he instead found a pack of cheese sticks as he started munching on them cartoonishly clearing it like a tornado and burped after finishing them as one of the soldiers looked at him)... (He shot at him, but the soldier's Kevlar protected him as he gassed him, causing him to cough into subconsciousness as, in his blurred vision, he saw his fellow mates being overwhelmed...
 * Ratpture: (He woke up on the ship as everyone was angry at him, including the Captain)... Oh, hey, guys! You saved me! (Discovered he was in a cannon)... HEY, WHA?!?
 * Mon Capitan Le Rat: You have failed me for the LAST time, le Rat!
 * Ratpture: WHAT?!? DID WE GET ANY TREASURE?!?
 * Rat Pirate #1: Oh, we got treasure alright! (Takes out one measly coin)... And it cost us MOST OF OUR CREW!!!
 * Rat Pirate #2: YOU HAD AN OPPORTUNITY WIDE OPEN AND GIFT-WRAPPED FOR YOU IN THE FORM OF THAT FLAME BARREL, AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT IN FAVOR OF A SILLY TREAT OF CHEESE!!!
 * Mon Capitan Le Rat: Therefore, for robbing us of our last le hope of le success with your cheese obsession, you are hereby kicked out of our crew, AND banished! Oh, wait, did I say banished? I meant le sentenced to be shot as far as you can go until you hit le water and drown, or most likely get eaten by le sharks.
 * Fat Pirate Rat: No, you aren't, capitan! You said you wanted to surprise him into thinking he was gonna die by launching him to one of the worst islands of Destiny Islands! (Chuckles) Steel-trap this noggin is!
 * Mon Capitan Le Rat:... Thank you, me le hearty! (He does something off-camera as Ratpture was disgusted)... HAH! consider THAT a crazy experience having your tail shoved up your le a** and through your digestive le tract and out of your mouth and hung on the le flag! The next stupid act is going to be le WORSE!
 * Ratpture: (Sighs)
 * Mon Capitan Le Rat: Firing in 3...2... OH, JUST FIRE! (They did that as he screamed horribly as he flew off and two dolphins looked in the sky)
 * Dolphin #1: Make a wish, honey!
 * (Deadpool): How did you know about the parts you weren't there for?
 * (Ratpture): What parts I weren't there for?
 * (Deadpool):... I don't even know why I asked!
 * (Ratpture): And so, I was launched to a pirate-infested island on Destiny Islands where it was hard for me to fit in)
 * Pirate #1: RAAAAAAAAT!!!
 * Pirate #2: KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT! (He kept yelling this as everyone tried to kill Ratpture when stealing cheese as knives and objects were thrown at him and he ran in the same fashion as Remy in the Ratatouille trailer, actually ending at the part where the scene stopped for a bit, as Ratpture was seen with his eye-patch as he secured his food)
 * Ratpture: (Crying)... At least... It was worth it! (Cries as he munches his food)
 * (Ratpture): Sure enough, when I was stealing from Captain Blot himself and he caught me, I expected him to do something terrible to me! But instead...
 * Captain Blot:... Well, you got SOME nerve, rat, stealing my jalapeno peppers and grog. But I came out on top!
 * Slyler: Let's roast him rotisserie style, boss! I'm STARVING!!!
 * Frank: KILL THE PEST!!
 * Crazy Fry: YEAH, LET'S KILL THAT PEST, EAT HIS ENTRAILS, STUFF HIS BODY WITH STUFFING, AND CHOOSE WHO EATS HIM!! (Everyone was giving him 'WTF' faces)... What?
 * Captain Blot:... You know what? I'M the captain here! Anyone ELSE here wanna play CAPTAIN?!? (Everyone was shocked)... Good! So I decide what to do with this little snot! (Ratpture was shocked and braced himself for the end)... Well, he nearly escaped with those peppers. He could be useful in a manner of ways. After all, rats are MASTER thieves!
 * Ratpture:... You... You're not gonna kill me?
 * Captain Blot: "Well, it depends on alot of things really. Perhaps it's only as long as you continue to be of worth."
 * Ratpure: "(Gulp)..... Fair enough."
 * Icky: "...... Wow, I know Le Rat was a total dick, but, he fired you from a cannon because of a screw up?"
 * Captain Blot: "Yeah, we pirates ain't known for firing failures with grace."
 * Gazelle: "Or with decenty for that matter."
 * Captain Blot: "Oh-ho-ho, you'd hanged out with that boy scout of a purple dragon alright."
 * Gazelle: "I'm actselly speaking on my own terms, but I'm glad to hear that my opinion is islolated here."
 * Loxford: "Par-don me, but we are getting le-side-tracked! The Pink horse is to be the le distraction, then-"
 * Icky: "Ok, stop! Forgive me for being a Grammer Nazi here, but you tecnecally said "The" twice, one english, one french. Come one, even Le Rat wasn't THAT bad with his french!"
 * Loxford: "You are missing le point you le insufferable prehistoric baffoon?!"
 * Icky: "I'm just saying that I ain't a fan of the assassination of the french languise like that! That'd be like Gazelle saying "El" all the time, the spanich word for "the"! It gets repetitive, it looks like your an ill-litterate idiot, and frankly, it sounds racist to your wound culture saying the in french all the damn time!"
 * Loxford: "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF THAT, YOU IGNORAMUS PRE-HISTORY LE FOOL!? I-"
 * Blot grabbed Loxford's beak as the group head from prying Merc eyes.....
 * Mercenary: "........ Must be the wind..... A strangely, french wind."
 * The Mercenary left.
 * Blot: "...... Well it's a good thing the goos didn't made these guys smarter."
 * Loxford: "..... For le sake of, reference, I am ignoring le prehistoric idiot! As I was saying the pink horse will distract them and-"
 * Pinkie: "On it!"
 * Pinkie zooms off!
 * Loxford: "I wasn't done yet you-...... Dah, who am I kidding, she's not part of the crew anyway."
 * Applejack: "(Sarcasticly) Nice to know about yer priorities, you bird of piracy."
 * Pinkie screeched to a halt in front of a surprised gang of mercenaires!
 * Mercerary 1: "WHAT THE...... A little horse?"
 * Mercenary 2: "A pink horse with a tattoo on her butt?"
 * Mercerary 3: "OH, OH, IT'S PINKIE PIE?! (The other Merceraries stared at him.....)..... Not that, I would know."
 * Pinkie: "Who wants to know how to make CUPCAKES?!"
 * Mercenary 1: ".... Real cupcakes, or is it gonna be like that awful tale about you being-"
 * Pinkie: "REAL Cupcakes!"
 * Mercenary 4: "What're you idiots doing!? Can't you see she's clearly being-"
 * Pinkie made cupcakes for the mercenaires, who were enjoying them!
 * Mercenary 3: "MMm, MMM, That' why your best pony Pinkie Pie! (The other Mercenaires stared at him again.)....... Not that, I would know."
 * ???: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
 * A big brutish mercenary leader was seen.
 * Mercenary Leader: "AND WHY IS THEIR A NAKED PINK HORSE HERE?!"
 * Mercenary 3: "She's Pinkie Pie, a lovable party pony from the magical land of Equestia! (The other mercs stared at him again)..... Not that, I would know."
 * Mercenary leader: "...... (Facepalms and moans)!...... IDIOTS?! Capture that alien and bring her to Quack for questioning!"
 * Mercenary 3: "Uh, yes sir! (To Pinkie Quietly) Can I get an authograth?"
 * Mercenary Leader: "OOOOOOOOOOH?! NOW, YOU IDIOTS?!"
 * The Mercs grab Pinkie.
 * Mercenary Leader: "About time you twits did SOMETHING right?!"
 * The Mercenary Leader lead the gate troop through the gates.
 * Loxford: "...... Voila! We have le enterence!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "But Pinkie's in trouble now, you uninventive Iago clone!"
 * Loxford: "Tis a le noble sacrivice. Pink Horse will be missed. Now, let us move on and-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Loxford! I do believe we owe the heroes an apology and find a way to get the pink idiot!"
 * Loxford: "With all due respect, tis her own fault for not paying attention to me!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... Blot?"
 * Blot gabbed Loxford and squeesed him like an accordian!
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... Ok, now, for the sake of progress, let us split into teams to who is to rescue the party addict pony, and who is to seek out Quack?"
 * Gazelle: "I'll go on the team to find Quack."
 * Deadpool: "Oh! Oh! Can I be on team "Awesome Pink Pony Rescue"?!"
 * Rarity: "My, your more attached to Pinkie as Discord is to Fluttershy."
 * Deadpool: "Pink's a pal, what can I say?"
 * Sing Zei was seen writing up a checklist for everything.
 * The Mercenary leader stood before the quickly panicing Sing Zei!
 * Mercenary Leader: "YOU! IMPERIAL PIG?!"
 * Sing Zei: "I'm an Ibex, actselly, and uh-"
 * Mercenary Leader: "I MEANT THAT AS AN INSULT TO YOUR ALLIGENCE?!"
 * Sing Zei: "Oh, uh, of course, uh, what can I do you for, oh, powerful mercenary king?"
 * Mercenary King: "I managed to have captured a naked pink horse! (Shows him Pinkie Pie who isn't phased about this at all.) I aimed to take her to see Quack."
 * Sing Zei: "Well, thing is, he's VERY busy at the moment! But he put me encharged of interigation of any uninvited guests."
 * Mercenary King: "(Snorts)..... Then she's your problem. BOYS?! PLACE HER IN THAT DECREPTED MESS OF A PRISON?!"
 * The Mercs dragged the unfazed Pinkie Pie as she's taken to what is left of a prison.
 * Mercenary King: "..... Be careful about that one.... Something odd is going on here."
 * Sing Zei: "Oh of course, Fu Bu, I completely understa-"
 * The Mercenary King grabbed Sing Zei by the throat!
 * The Mercenary King: "MY REAL NAME IS FORBIDDEN TO NON MERCS?! I AM THE MERCENARY KING TO EVERYONE ELSE?! UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Sing Zei: "Yes sir. (Wimpers). Honest mistake."
 * The Mercenary king snorted a big bull snort and drumped him, as the angry Ox doesn't wish to be around Sing Zei anymore.
 * Mercenary King: "Your lucky Quack promised me the entire imperial treasurey in return for servitude. Or else, you'd be dead where you stand, imperial!"
 * The Mercenary King marched on.
 * Sing Zei sighed sadly.
 * Sing Zei came to Pinkie, who has clearly changed form her happy demeanor to a concerned one.
 * Sing Zei: "..... Hello there, miss pony. I, turst you understand the sevreity of your situation."
 * Pinkie: "Oh, this isn't for me. It's for you. I saw what that Mercenery King was doing to you."
 * Sing Zei: ".... Oh, don't worry, Quack promised him a great reward that for now, earned his obedience and loyalty. I, failed to know my place and uh, I was merely reminded. You see, the Mercenary made it taboo to non-mercs to ever speak his real name! Something about being above personhood and seeing himself as a god, sort've deal."
 * Pinkie: "You know, you shouldn't let your self be bullied like that."
 * Sing Zei: "..... Look, I, appresiate the concern, but I'm just a petty servent to Quack. Sometimes, I just need to be reminded of my place and-"
 * Pinkie: Miss Zei, do you even think that Quack is WORTH staying loyal to? Yeah, he's got freaky powers, but have you ever thought that he may not be in this for just saving that Imperial City place? We saw this freaky blast of light coming from this place, and assumed that Quack was planning something big.
 * Sing Zei: Oh, he was just powering up the mercenaries so they can resist many forms of magic and chi abilities including mind spells. Quack is certain he can end this threat and help you guys. Really, you didn't even need to show up.
 * Pinkie: If we DIDN'T need to show up, then why is Quacky hiring these bad guys with funny faces to do this mission instead of sending in some people actselly part of the same side?
 * Sing Zei: Other sources wouldn't make it in time, and would no doubt fall under Pang's spell.
 * Pinkie: Sing, look! We're not entirely sure if we can trust Quack either given what bad juju he's unleashing. But everything we feel about us tells us he's a nasty-wasty. The mercenaries, the ego to curse Gazelle, the menacing temper, even his freaky as heckle magic. You can help us stop him if you want.
 * Sing Zei:... I don't know. Quack COULD be doing this for the good of China. The Fire Bats and Raven were, admitingly unexpected, and, I seem to suffer from memory black-outs, but, other then that, I know Quack means well.
 * Pinkie: And, if he's not?
 * Sing Zei:...
 * Pinkie: "Well, consider this. Awhile back, we heard about the previous emperor tried to take back the palace. He failed. And, well, Quack clearly didn't came to help."
 * Sing Zei: "Kun Lao was at the palace?! Quack didn't expected him to be this early! Surely, a messinger must've came late!"
 * Sounds of fighting where heard as two merc guards were sent flying and crashed to the cell, knocked out!
 * Deadpool was slapping his hands in finish.
 * Deadpool: "I love kicking the ass of fellow mercs."
 * The other main 7 came in, as half of Eagle-Beak's cronies and Fu-Xi's back up stood outside to give early warning.
 * Twilight: "Or it could be possable that Quack isn't aiming to fight for the imperials after all. Think about it. This is someone who has confessed that he isn't happy about how the imperial empire allowed magic to be discriminated to near extinction. That isn't nessersarly someone who would fight for it's interest."
 * Sing Zei: "..... Well, it, could just easily be that the mercenaires weren't able to warn him in time. I-"
 * Starlight: "A messinger did warned him in time.... But he was far from able to react accurdingly."
 * Starlight made a magic viewing portal.
 * Starlight: "This is what Lady Su Ming Cao managed to cover."
 * Merc Messinger: "Lord Quack, the retired emperor had made an extreme move torwords Pang Bing, and is clearly failing.... Should we move to aid him?"
 * Quack: "....... No need. I have my own agenda in mind. The old fool was a use to me back when he was in charge, what with me malmitulating the idiot to create that permit system to restirct kung fu. And it was all because he couldn't handle losing a son to a cheap rouge. But his usefulness has reached it's end with that half-wit Lu Kang took the position. I'd rather not waste good reshorces on that has-been."
 * Merc Messinger: "Understood sir. Though, I recently heard from others that he was actselly just recovered by the High Council. They're, likely to turn him against you, and the fact that you didn't aided him will be further troublesome."
 * Quack: "His men are too demoralised to be able to handle another magic user. Not after how Pang Bing basicly owned them! That old fool's worth has truely been done. I'd already sent more beasts of the underworld to keep the High Councilers and that pittiful shame of an emperor from being a new problem. My interest to Pang Bing is all that matters."
 * Merc Messinger: "Well, it, might alarm you abit that, the witch kinda restored two ex-chi warriors of their power. I never knew Wu Hu and Mama Xei was once a part of the imperials."
 * Quack: "Ugh, unfortunate proof that Pang Bing is more geared against discrimination instead of being truthfully resentful to chi, even if it's only to make those criminals an actual use aside from an army. No matter. Like how I always erased the memory of my useless servent when she knows too much, I can be able to make Pang Bing more to my interests, and I can have her help me to eradicate chi forever, like how I once intended. Then she and I can restore the legacy of magic for good! And I'll make sure your kind benifits from being the first magic using mercenary king to truthfully legitimize his self-desiring interest of godhood."
 * Merc Messinger: "Thank you sir. Next to the promise of imperial riches, you are a worthwhile ally to our king."
 * Quack: "Thank you. Your dismissed, messinger."
 * Sing Zei looks sadden and betrayed.....
 * Sing Zei: "....... I....... I would like to be alone......."
 * Applejack proceeded to free Pinkie Pie.
 * Starlight: "You don't have to stay here."
 * Sing Zei: "Please, I..... I need time to think....."
 * Deadpool: "Yeah, I think we need to let her cope. It's not yet time to deal with Quacky anyway."
 * Twilight: "We understand. You'll know when to find us when you make your decidion."
 * The group left....
 * Sing Zei got the floor, and begin to cry....
 * More Mercs were seen guarding it.
 * The Mercenary King arrived.
 * Mercenary King: "..... I came to talk to Quack."
 * The Mercs let him in.
 * Quack was seen doing magic around the pool as he was making an assortment of magic weaponry and armor.
 * Mercenary King came in.
 * Mercenary King: "..... I see ya been busy, making alot of nice gifts for Pang Bing. But I still have my concerns. You sure all this stuff will win her over? It's clear by the fact she restored two chi warriors that she doesn't hate Chi as badly as you, Quack."
 * Quack: "A problem I intend to correct, Mercenary King. She focuses too much on discrimination and not the reason it exists!"
 * Mercenary King: "Well in all fairness, chi isn't the shorce of all discrimitive acts."
 * Quack: "True, but it is the shorce of why this once thriving city was destroyed! And..... It's once proud king.... Lives forever immortal of a ruined paradise...."
 * The Magic City in his hayday was seen, and it was beautiful as it is magical, as Quack was seen from his castle to marvel at his city.
 * (Quack): "The City of Magic was once the most beautiful kingdom of all. It was able to even shame the most beautiful of cities in China. We treated magic as a sacred gift, something we wished to have shared with the Chi users. However, they have proven to look a gift horse in the mouth!"
 * The Users of Chi began attacking the city with overwealming chi powers that even the greatest of the city's protecters can't fight off!
 * Quack looked in horror!
 * (Quack): "Those, monsters, destroyed my city, destroyed it's beauty, bringing it to utter ruin! My people were harmed, prosicuted, attacked, and..... Worse."
 * A Chi User used chi to absorb the magic user into a jade stone!
 * (Quack): "All the atrosities..... All of the horrors of their actions....... All, in the name of their previous chi?!"
 * The city was left in ruins....
 * Past Quack was seen.
 * (Quack): "I was the only one left..... Broken, emotionally hurt, confused, and left alone..... I, had hoped that it doesn't get farther then that..... But then, when I heard of Pang Bing's order suffering in the same way, I...... Could no longer stand it!"
 * Past Quack grew enraged?!
 * (Quack): "In my anger, I created a spell that I originally thought would end Chi forever! And at first, I was successful in taking away their previous chi!"
 * Quack was reveiled to be the one who casted the spell that took away china's natoral ability to control Chi!
 * (Quack): "Whether they hated me or not for this concerned me little. Whatever magic users are left would've been able to mend the wounds of many hurt people. I hoped that China would be healed from that hate and moved on..... I, had the misfortunate of being wrong somehow. Millennia passed as some territories of China were... Well..."
 * Quack: (Sees in his magic fire all the chaos that underworld demons including Ke-Pa are causing)
 * (Quack): But hundreds of years later, a hero from the Galapagos Islands came in and brought hope. (Oogway came and fended them off, and eventually defeating Ke-Pa) He ended up declaring a campaign to end the Dark Ages of China that I had the accidental guilt of causing. I had thought that he would finally discover the cause of this, and that it had to do with the power he used to seal Ke-Pa's kind. Thus... I had to ambush him at his house. (Am ambush was seen as it badly wounded Oogway as past Kai was shocked)... I had hoped he would be done for until the discovery that now only was he alive, but he was HIGHLY skilled in Chi! My fears had finally been realized! Thus, after years of failing to get him off my case, he finally encountered me in my ruined home.
 * Oogway:... Quack Ku Xun, I presume?
 * Quack: (Sighs)... I know what you're here for, Master Oogway! But know that I had the best intentions!
 * Oogway: I am not unfamiliar with your reasons. But sometimes, even the WORST of things can be done through the best intentions. You curse has left China too weak to defend itself from the worst of China's threats.
 * Quack: LOOK AT MY HOME!!!! IT'S A WASTELAND!!! Chi masters like you have destroyed it because of their weak mortal incompetence!
 * Oogway: Mortal customs is NOT weakness, and it is certainly not an excuse to do this to your wonderful home. I can CLEARLY see what it was like before I arrived. But because of what you did, Chi has been obscured so much, that only the purest of beings, like the Pandas, could wield it. I even had to banish my closest friend trying to protect it so he would no doubt use his stolen power to do what the Past Chi masters did to your home.
 * Quack:... Then why don't you join me? Chi has been obscured for so long, we can ensure that both Chi and magic can exist in harmony.
 * Oogway: I would be foolish to ally myself to the one responsible for the suffering of China in the first place. I came for one purpose, and on purpose only: to punish you for your wrong-doings!
 * Quack:... You disgust me! For a compassionate turtle in the farthest oceans, you are not very valuable. Thus, you leave me no choice! (The two fought as their Chi and magic clashed in power)
 * (Quack): So the battle begun. We both fought for hours, Chi vs. Magic!... But in the end, it was Oogway who triumphed against me. Thus, he banished me from China forever, casting me off to the worst and obscured lands of the Island of Taiwan. There, he had no idea that, before our battle, I was able to use my magic pool to grant myself pure immortality, rejuvenating me for a future campaign for revenge. But alcourse, I can't simply come back quickly enough. I have to wait until enough time passes to come back as a different individual. And luckly, Oogway at least had the kindness to not record the sins of Chi into history and thus, it was like the name, Quack Ku Xun, never existed."
 * Quack joined the council.
 * (Quack): "As such, I was able to join the imperial council with ease, and fortunately, magic discrimination wasn't strong enough to discourage my rise into power. There, thanks to another failure of Chi, Tai Lung, taking away the previous emperor's beloved son, it wasn't hard to inspire the weak-minded and grief pocessed fool, to established te permit system, that condemned China to control ever since."
 * Quack: "Then I heard of how Pang Bing, all this time, was actselly pretending to be a confused old bat of a servent all this time. Great minds had almost thought alike, Mercenary King. I just wish I wasn't away on council business when she commited to her plans. But how the universe smiled on me, that she was able to escape, and granted me another chance to have Pang Bing work onto my side, and allow me to work with her to end the reign of Chi for good, and make magic the TRUE dominate force!"
 * Mercenary King: "All well and good, but you know that now the ex-imperial pig king is with the High Council, he's likely to realise your deception now."
 * Quack: "He can think ill of me all he wants. When soon, when Magic optains it's rightful dominate place, and with Chi wiped out, the dominance of magic will be absolute. Nothing would ruin this for me."
 * Mercenary King: "Not even this one pink horse that intruded near the city ruins and is being interigated by that incompident Ibex?"
 * Quack: "Yes, not even-...... Pardon?"
 * Mercenary King: "Well, uh, like I said, there was this naked Pink Horse with a butt tattoo, and-"
 * Quack: "YOU CAPTURED A POSSABLE ALLY TO THE REMAINING HEROES AND YOU CHOOSE NOW TO WARN ME OF THIS?!"
 * Mercenary King: "You servent said you were busy and that she can handle it?!"
 * Quack: "...... Have you ever realised that the Lougers are known to turn weakest links, AGAINST THEIR MASTERS, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Mercenary King: "..... It just accured to me now."
 * Quack: "...... I want you, to bring Sing Zei to me, so I can, ONCE AGAIN, mend her memories?!"
 * Mercenary King: "Well why do you care so much about one imperial pig anyway?"
 * Quack: "Sing Zei is DIFFERENT from the other servents?! She was the only one who showed any compassion to me, and not just out of professional obligation. Any other servent would've gladly abandon me when I started dragging your underbelly of socity types in, but Sing..... She stood by me..... AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT RUINED, BECAUSE OF YOUR INCOMPIDENCE WITH A ALLY OF THE REMAINING HEROES?! I WANT SING AND THE PINK HORSE TO ME TO ME RIGHT NOW?! AND IF THEY ESCAPE, INCRISE SECURITY AND DON'T STOP UNTIL ANY OF THEM ARE FOUND?!"
 * Mercenary King: "Consider it done, Magdition!"
 * The Mercenary King left!
 * Quack: "Grrrr...... I'm going to have to up the anty myself....."
 * Quack proceeded to summon flouting head demons with long, gross, stems with black eyes staring at him.
 * Quack: "Eye Demons, I summoned you to lean me your never bleaking eyes. Help me and some mortal followers to capture some likely intruders! And be careful! They aren't afraid to fight back!"
 * The Eye Demons moaned as they flew up and proceeded to scan the area.
 * The Mercenaires have become incrisingly cautious of any intruder as the Eye Demons flew around to look for intruders.

Epilogue
To be continued...