Equestrian Idol

Equestrian Idol is the 22nd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Darkness Qui, Celsius and Narcotic, team up with Hank again after the events of Sandy's Mad High-School Reunion and some minor unions in the past, and frame Celestia and Luna for the wrongful assaulting of the Dragon King's son, which is not only part of another attempt on villain team unifacation and Qui's newfound obcession of harmonic darkness, but also part of a side-quest to get even with Celestia and Luna for adding insult to injury in Discord's Dilemma, in which, they said they were right about the plan being in that episode being destin to fail, that all her attempts to make a friendship with rivaling villain teams is never destin to succeed no matter what. and in turn, unintentionaly caused Qui to mentally lose it, as well as taking Celestia and Luna's attempt to reason Qui out of her ambitions as a challnage to her superiory and personal pride, bagan swearing to make them and all of Equestia regret ever making a fool out of Qui at that time, and the easily avoided mess in Love and Truths. As a result of the successful framing, the Galactic Federation fires Celestia and Luna from their thrones, and imprison them in Galactic Prison. Now, Equestria makes a song and dance show called Equestian Idol in charge of picking the next ruler of Equestria. Also, things take a turn for the worst when Darkness Qui recruits Queen Chrysalis, and manages to sucker Discord into attending the concert not just with his gullible bad side, but with corruption powder burrowed from Cobra, even if it means having an alliance with that overly-ambitious she-dragon, the idiot madman frog and company. They all sign up to become Equestia's new rulers by impressing the judges. Now, it's up to the Shell Lodge to prove Celestia and Luna's innocence before it's too late.

Fan-made Transcript
(This is discord's song.)

Chapter 1: Darkness Qui Returns
Between the Events of Reverse of Fortune and Blood is Thicker than Water, and Appearently Gets You in Trouble. The Dragon Kingdom in Equestia, sometime after the previous episode. Hours later. In a Hidden area. Villain Leage Fortress.
 * Qui's piramid is seen.
 * Darkness Qui: "Aw man! Based on what that snake lady told us, I was actselly made to do something, "Nice"!? GLACK?! I feel so, dirty! I need to evil myself up again!?"
 * Celisus: "I would agree had not Sing Jin's instructions that we avoid admidient action. We had been asked to stay put, your grace."
 * Narcotic: "I have to go with that, cause the lougers are annoyed at us already with what we did in Equestia last time! Miss Cynder was kicking your butt..... Though, I never got the point of all that flipping around stuff you and miss Cynder were doing."
 * QP: "Neither do I."
 * Darkness Qui: "SILENCE! I'm aware of what that serpent was asking! But I feel, so dirty! It doesn't have to be anything major! I would even just, steal candy from a toddler, just to wash the nice off!?"
 * QP: "You know how the professor would feel if his orders are defied."
 * Darkness Qui: "AGIAN, IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANYTHING MAJOR?! IT COULD JUST BE, A CHILDISH PRANK, AND WE BE DONE FOR THE DAY?!"
 * A faint scream was heard.
 * Celisus: "Do you hear that?"
 * Scream grows louder!
 * Narcotic: "If I didn't know better, I say it was that crazy frog guy with the brain and jumpsuit that sounds like that rodent from the show about a secret agent canine with no pants."
 * Celisus: "I seen that show. That dog barely reminds me of this exsiled barbarian king named Ablorios who, appearently, is afraid of pants. Honestly it's disterbing that he has no means to censor his p-"
 * Suddenly, Hank ridding on a stolen GFED cruser crashes in and slams onto Narcotic and Celisus!
 * Celisus: "Owch."
 * Narcoitc: "Ow."
 * Hank: "HANK IN THE HIS HOUSE! I finally lost those Galactic Dweebs! Hey Qui, remember me? I was with you when we invaded Sandy's high shcool, and, abunch of other stuff! Oh oh! Like that recent Equestian Invadion thing! Heard how the loser louge ruined everything! That's a bummer! Maybe I can help in the next plan!"
 * QP: "How's about you get that thing off of our idiots, idiot?"
 * Hank looks to see Narcotic and Celisus.
 * Hank: "Hey, Celly! Narky! How's it been?"
 * Narcotic: Well...we were fine until you broke off one of my teeth.
 * Celsius: You don't HAVE any teeth, dum-dum!
 * Narcotic: Really? Then what was that pain I had in my mouth?
 * Hank: Maybe your beak is broken.
 * Celsius: HANK, JUST GET THIS LOUSY DRONE OFF OF ME!!!
 * Hank: Alright, fine! (Lifts the drone off of Narcotic and Celsius)
 * Celsius: THANK YOU!
 * Darkness Qui: What are you doing here, Hank? And how did you get out of 42?
 * Hank: Because I'm a genius, don't ask questions. Now, I'm here because I think I might have a new plan on how to get payback on the Shell Lodgers.
 * Darkness Qui: As long as it doesn't involve Equestria, I'm listening.
 * Hank: Well...yeah, it involves Equestria.
 * Darkness Qui: Then no thank you. If you have a better plan, then--
 * Hank: Just hear me out, Qui! I'm sure that this plan is NOT gonna fail this time.
 * Darkness Qui: It'd better be good, then. I don't think I can handle another battle with that small purple she-dragon again.
 * Hank: "What if I say, it involves making Celestia look really bad infront of the Dragon King, King Dragkis?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Celestia? That bitch who was a total know-it-all about uniting the villain teams?"
 * Hank: "Yeah! You can have Cel and Nar pretend to be Celestia and her night-themed bratty little sister, beat up Dragkis' son, Dragflos."
 * Narcotic laughed.
 * Narcotic: "And people say our universe names are weird, (yokel laugh), man, what a stupid name!"
 * Celisus: "And just, HOW are we suppose to frame Celestia and Princess Luna?"
 * Hank: "It's in the space-car!"
 * Hank rans to it!
 * Hank brings out two ciricle devices in the shape of plates.
 * Hank: "Galactic Federation disguise disks! Just wear them, think about being a different, and your a different person! Weird thing is, it can't change your voice. I guess these are prototypes or incomplete products or something. Either way, that means you guys are on your own for the voice department."
 * Darkness Qui: ".... Small and simple! Perfect to wash out the nice! We make Celestia look like a child-abuser! Brillient! Narcotic, Celisus, get your disguisy on!"
 * Narcotic: "I don't know. It feels odd beating up someone who doesn't even know us."
 * Celisus: "Oh trust me. He wouldn't like us anyway."
 * A young Spike The dragon recolor character was seen playing with toys.
 * The Kid: "LALALALALALALALALALALA!"
 * Suddenly, Princess Celestia and Luna appeared.
 * Princess Celestia: "(In a strangely falsoloe voice): "Uh, hello, young lad!"
 * Luna: "(Like a shorthen belle): "Howdy there, kiddo!"
 * The Kid: "Oh, Hi Princesses Celestia and Luna! What's wrong with your voices? And why does Luna sound like she was from Applpolosa?"
 * Princess Celestia: "Oh, uh, head-colds."
 * Luna wispers: "Good one, Celisus."
 * ?Celestia? Bonks ?Luna?"
 * ?Celestia? wispers: "Shut up to Gazaploosian nitwit?!"
 * ?Luna? wispers: "Owch!? What was that for?"
 * ?Celestia?: "We can't be exposed to the young prince Draflos if we are to successfully frame The princesses of the beating of this brat, so stop acting like a nitwit?!"
 * Prince Draflos: "Uh, I think you guys might be stressed, so, I'm just gonna-"
 * ?Celestia?: "(Falsloloe vocie returns): "Oh wait! I was just wondering, if you would be interesting in some (Voice deepens) Wresling?!"
 * Prince Draflos: ".... I need an adult."
 * ?Luna?: "(Southen Belle voice returns) We are add-dults."
 * The "Princesses" started to beat up Draflos!
 * Dragflos was beaten.
 * Celestia: "(Flasloloe voice) Remember who your mama, bi-arch!"
 * Luna: "(Southen Belle): It's actelly proaounce Bitch."
 * Celestia smacks Luna!
 * They ran away!
 * Celestia and Luna appeared.
 * Darkness Qui appeared.
 * Darkness Qui: "So, is the deed done?"
 * Celestia turned into Celisus.
 * Luna turned into Narcotic.
 * Celisus: "The brat was royally beaten."
 * Narcotic: "Yeah! I showed him the Manplusiloon Piledriver!"
 * QP and Hank appeared as well.
 * Hank: "Sweet! Phase one of my super genius plan, is complete!"
 * QP: "And Phase 2?"
 * Hank: ".... Honestly, I didn't think I make it this far."
 * Darkness Qui slapped herself!
 * Darkness Qui: "(To herself) Just what I needed. Another Narcotic. (Loudly) Reguardless, I wasn't planning on extremes anyway. I'm only to basicly, troll Celestia. Now, let us sit back, and watch the Parfruitian Fireworks."
 * Hank: "Ok seriously, what with the weird names?"
 * This was being watched by Mang and Chrysalis.
 * Mang: "Qui is honestly risking to go back to Equestia, just to make Celestia look stupid? Honorable and Admirable, admitingly, but she needs to be pulled in the proper direction! She's perfectly capable to just being a naughty little prankster. I think I'm having another "Destroy Equestia as a paradise" plan, Chrylly!"
 * Chrysalis: "Didn't Mirage told you to ignor those things because they never go anywhere?"
 * Mang: "Hear me out! When Dragkis reports his son's beating to the Galactic Federation, they arrest Celestia and Luna on the spot, and have them fired from the thrown! You know what this means?"
 * Chrysalis: ".... Twilight and Cadence will take over in their place?"
 * Mang: "No! They'll be forbidden cause of assusiation! By blood relation or marrage law! It means, Equestia will seek out a replacement ruler! Qui has a pearl within a pile of marbles! And metahoricly, YOU need to make her see it! Not only that, but it could also be another sweet oppertunity to return Discord back to villainy! With that, because everyone "Loves him", he'll be made a king by default! It's brillient, brillient I say!?"
 * Chrysalis: "(Groans), Does it have to be me? I don't exactly feel, comfertable around her. It's like, for some reason, she wasn't even meant to be a villain after all."
 * Mang: "I am not asking you to become her gay lesbian friend!"
 * Chrysalis: "I heard she had a boyfriend once.":
 * Mang: "NOT THAT! I am just asking you to lead mis Qui and her cronies into the correct direction! That's all."
 * Chrysalis: "Oh, fine! I suppose I could take another crack to claim Equestia for the Changelings."
 * Mang: "That's a girl!"

Chapter 2: Celestia Gets Framed
Canterlot Castle. Twilight's Castle Library Galactic Federation Starship, over Equestria Dragon Temple. Briefing Room Pool of Visions, Galactic Federation Court Dragon Temple Briefing Room Shen's throey. Later. Reality Equestia. Pred's Throey. Later. Reality. UV CON. Equestia. Somewhere else.
 * Celestia was seen doing paperwork.
 * Celestia: "And my offitcal propclumnation to ban the mistreatment of brownies is signed. And My signiture to avise against the Giants to go to war with the Titans. And my disapproveal signiture to The Death sentence of A Harpy only guilty of stealing bread for her children and a orphan centaur."
 * A Pegicious Sectratary: "I'll have these delivered at once."
 * She flies off.
 * Luna came in nervious and block the door!
 * Luna: "Uh, Celestia.... Do you remember visiting the Dragon Lands lately, and have seen the young prince?"
 * Celestia: "Luna, why ask a completely random question like tha-" (The doors get blasted open, and Galactic Federation Raptor-like soldiers arrive)
 * Soldier #1: Celestia and Luna! You're both under arrest.
 * Celestia: What? What's the charge?
 * Soldier #2: Assault of the Dragon Prince Dragoflas.
 * Celestia: HE'S BEEN WHAT?!? Officers, I assure you it wasn't us. We're not capable of such crimes.
 * Soldier #1: Then explain this interesting piece of evidence we found at the crime scene! (Takes out a piece of Celestia's hair)
 * Celestia: How...how did THAT get there?!?
 * Soldier #1: You tell us, traitor!
 * Luna: I assure you, we didn't do it!
 * Soldier #2: Tell it to the Grand Councilwoman then. (Uses their blasters to immobilize Celestia and Luna) You have the right to remain silent, and anything said can and will be used against you in a court of law. (Brings the immobilized princesses with them)
 * Twilight: Fluttershy, where's Discord? I told him a while ago to help clean out the library downstairs.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, he's still down there.
 * Twilight: Then what's the hold-up? Usually he can fix things up in less than a second.
 * Fluttershy: Well, he told me he was taking some time reading a few of the books because he felt...'bored'.
 * Rarity: Pfft, that's normal for him, he usually finds EVERYTHING boring.
 * Fluttershy: Yes, because he's a former spirit of chaos, and he mostly enjoys using his own magic for fun.
 * Twilight: Please tell me he's found a replacement way to amuse himself with his magic instead of the usual pranks on us.
 * Fluttershy: No, but somehow he seems pretty amused down there.
 * Twilight:...I'd better check this out. (Teleports off)
 * Twilight: (Appears to find that the library is already cleaned)...Hmm, I guess he DID finish his job. I wonder what he's doing right now--(Suddenly sees that Discord is watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on a magic TV)
 * Discord: (Imitating a character on the show) It's the truth! I stand before you defrocked, condemned to be a member of this LOWEST of species. A normal, imperfect, lumping human being!
 * TV: They may view human as part of your punishment.
 * Discord: No, it was my request. I could've chosen to be a Margovian sea lizard, or a Barzogian flea, ANYTHING I wished, as long as it was mortal. And since I had only a fraction of a second to mull I chose this, and asked them to bring me here--
 * Twilight: Discord, what're you doing?
 * Discord: Doing an imitation of a character on Star Trek that has exactly MY voice, of course. (Snaps, and makes the TV disappear) By the way, I did exactly what you said in a second. Nice to finally appreciate my talents, isn't it?
 * Twilight: I'm just glad you did it, thank you very much. Have you also taken care of--
 * Discord: Yep.
 * Twilight:...And did you--
 * Discord: Yep.
 * Twilight:...Well, what about--
 * Discord: Yep. Everything you told me to do is done. Your castle is squeaky clean. I got rid of the parasprite droppings, I made the rats invading the place friends with Fluttershy, I repaired the accidental damages Rainbow Dash did to the top floor, I even got rid of all the bad vandalism that was written in the library books. Nasty stuff. I even made sure Crane gave back that overdue book that explained how to become a lawyer in 20 minutes.
 * Twilight: Really?...I actually long forgotten about that book.
 * Discord: Well, Crane had to pay a lot for it. Since it was in Non-Equestrian currency, I did a little conversion to make sure it was Equestrian currency. Of course, Mr. Krabs had another cash coma in the process, but he's A-Okay thanks to me. I made a little withdrawal to snap him out of it.
 * Twilight: You don't even have your own banking accounts.
 * Discord: Maybe not, but as I said, I'm good at banking and all that crap.
 * Twilight: Well, good. It better not have been counterfeit money.
 * Discord: I assure you, it wasn't. My homeland has laws about magically creating money, and I don't wanna be a burden like I was for most of my life. Not after how that jerkoff Tirek double-crossed me last month. Trust me, I'm a changed Draconequus. I'm no longer one to fall into peer pressure of a grand opportunity anymore.
 * Twilight: Well, let's hope so--(Suddenly, Cadance teleported into the room)...Cadance?
 * Discord: Hey, Cady.
 * Cadance: PLEASE don't call me that.
 * Discord: Oh, has Shining Armor ever called you that?
 * Twilight: Discord, please! What is it?
 * Cadance: It's terrible. I just heard from Shining Armor that Aunt Celestia and Luna have been arrested.
 * Twilight: WHAT?!? Why?
 * Cadance: They've been accused of assaulting King Dragkis's son, Prince Dragoflas. They've found Celestia's hair on the crime scene.
 * Discord: Well, THAT was unexpected.
 * Twilight: Oh, no! I've got to get help. (Teleports away)
 * Cadance:...(To Discord) Did you HAVE to embarrass me in front of her?
 * Discord: I was just playing with you, toots. (Cadance sighs)
 * Twilight: (She and her friends walk down the hall being escorted by GF soldiers) How could this have happened?
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't know, but whoever framed Celestia, I am gonna pound his or her head in!
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, could you lay low on the violence for once? Framing crimes have happened a couple of times in the UUniverses before.
 * Applejack: Yeah, but none as worse as THIS! Usually, people would think twice before framing a powerful ruler, including even a God.
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's just get this over with. We need to help the Princesses. (They reach an automatic door, and find Celestia and Luna trapped inside individual trans-magnetic barriers)
 * GF Soldier: You've got 5 minutes, and you are to leave. Any additional minute will result in charges of espionage.
 * Twilight: We understand. (The GF soldiers leave) Princess Celestia, we came as soon as we heard you were in trouble.
 * Celestia: Thank goodness. I wasn't able to contact the Shell Lodge Squad because of containment.
 * Twilight: Well, we weren't able to do it either because I still had no communications computer, and we didn't have time to go to Canterlot to use yours.
 * Applejack: Well, we've got 5 minutes to talk, so let's get started.
 * Luna: Well, someone's framed us for assaulting Prince Dragoflas. The King and Queen are not pleased. They're demanding to have us imprisoned.
 * Celestia: The Feds have us trapped in these trans-magnetic shields to prevent us from using our powers to escape. We need somepony to defend us in our trial. That's why we want you to defend us, Twilight.
 * Twilight: Me? Well, I don't know. I've never been able to learn any lawyer skills since Crane had that book checked out for too long. And I might not have time to read it right now. Discord's not gonna be accompanying us because the Feds have a grudge against him.
 * Luna: You can do it, Twilight. We know you can.
 * Twilight:...Well, okay. If you do, then I'll try to be of help.
 * Celestia: Good luck out there, Twilight.
 * Soldier: "Fair to warn you: your five minutes is almost up."
 * Applejack: "We're just about done anyway, warden."
 * They left.
 * Icky and Iago were enjoying a new episode of Dummies 101.
 * Icky: "GAH! AW MAN! SHARK ATTACK IN A SWIMMING POOL!? CLISHED BUT HILARIOUS?!"
 * Iago: Best episode yet. (Laughs) Whoever came up with the idea to make a comedy show based on crash-test dummies dying in hilarious situations is absolutely a GENIUS!!!
 * Lord Shen: Guys! Ignitus wants to meet us in the briefing room. He claims to have seen something horrible in the Pool of Visions. Something about Celestia!
 * Icky: What about her?
 * Lord Shen: He told me she's been framed for assault!
 * Icky/Iago: WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: Just come with me. We need to find a way to help.
 * Lord Shen: (He, Icky, and Iago arrive while the other Lodgers, Kairi, and the Dragon Guardians arrive) We came as fast as we could. How are we gonna help Celestia from getting punished?
 * Ignitus:...(Sighs) Shen, I'm afraid we're too late. Celestia and Luna have already been sentenced.
 * Shen/Icky/Iago: WHAT?!?
 * Terrador: She's been sent to imprisonment for 100 years.
 * Lord Shen:...Show me! (They do that)
 * Twilight: Your grace, you need to think about it. Why would Celestia and Luna want to assault Dragoflas? They're wise rulers, and have never committed a crime like that in their lives.
 * Grand Councilwoman: Well, King Dragkis might have a reason why.
 * King Dragkis: We believe they might have done this because of what we did last Fourth of July.
 * Twilight: What did you do?
 * King Dragkis: Well, let's put it real simply. At the time, we had a short argument. It was about Pred. We had another casualty because of him. He killed a friend of our Dragoflas', a guard dragon in charged of delivery. It was during the time we thought bandits were killing dilevery dragons and we sent a guard cause he can defend himself.... Only to discover sometime after the Forth of July mess that it was Pred, so we changed the route since then. He was angry at Celestia for not keeping a closer eye on him, and we decided to charge the Unicorn Council 1000 bits for it. Shineflare surely blamed Celestia for it, and had her powers temporarily revoked. I thought Celestia might've forgotten about our fight that followed, but I guess now that I was wrong. She must've blamed my son for causing that whole mess in the first place.
 * Celestia: That's not true! Luna wouldn't agree with such an excuse, nor would I EVER do something like that.
 * King Dragkis: "THEN EXPLAIN WHY I FOUND MY SON BEATEN TO A PULP?! He swore he saw you and Luna with him at the time!"
 * Celestia: "You have to belive me, he may've been attacked by imposters! Remember the Changeling attack on Canterlot during my niece's wedding?"
 * King Dragkis: "Believe me, I want to believe you! I would not dare believe an old friend would turn on me like this! But my son KNEW what he saw! He may be young, but I trained him to sense Changeling engry very easily! And he did not sense ANY Changeling engry!"
 * Luna: "Listen here you fire breathing dinosaur!? If we wanted to beat up your son, we should've done it while it was still THAT faithful month, WHY in the Tartarus did we took so long to actselly do it?!"
 * King Dragkis: "..... Admitingly, that is strange..... But, I can't be able to believe otherwise. I refuse to choice water over family blood."
 * Twilight: Celestia is not that kind of pony, your highness! That's not solid enough evidence to me. Luna said so herself! It wouldn't make sense to wait so long to get Dragkis' son over something that happened in 2013!?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Then we're forced to move into technical information. Gantu? Was there a piece of Celestia's hair found in the crime scene?
 * Gantu: Indeed.
 * Grand Councilwoman: And did the Lab conclude something with it?
 * Gantu: Yes. They used DNA tracing technology to explain the origin of the hair.
 * Grand Councilwoman: And what was the result of the DNA coding on that hair?
 * Gantu: The DNA is a perfect match for Princess Celestia.
 * Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * Luna: (In royal voice) THAT'S A LIE!!! THAT HAIR COULD'VE BEEN PLANTED THERE!!!
 * King Dragkis: Enough excuses, traitors!
 * Twilight: OBJECTION, YOUR HONOR, OBJECTION!!!
 * Grand Councilwoman: Overruled! Has the jury reached a verdict?
 * Entire Jury: GUILTY!!!
 * Grand Councilwoman: Very well, then. Guilty as charged!
 * Celestia: NO, I'M INNOCENT!!! (The GF Soldiers grabbed Celestia and Luna and pinned them down) WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! THAT HAIR WAS PLANTED THERE!!! LET US GO!!!
 * Twilight: PRINCESS CELESTIA--(The GF Soldiers hold Twilight at gunpoint) NO!! (Celestia and Luna were taken away, leaving Twilight in tears)
 * Lord Shen:...WHO DID THIS?!? I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW WHO PLANTED THAT DAMN HAIR!!! I'LL KILL THAT JERKOFF!!! I'LL RIP HIS FUCKING HEART OUT!!!
 * Crane: "I should've been there! I would've helped convince Dragkis that Celestia would never randomly assult his son over something as trival as momentary power loss!"
 * Icky: "Oh, and risk another mess like last time?"
 * Po: "Who wants to bet Pred Judu Des finally desided to go overboard just to finally turn Equestia into, Xenophobia?"
 * Lord Shen: "ALCHORSE?! No doubt Shineflare placed them up to it?! I can already see it!?"
 * Shineflare: "It's about time that Celestia finally forsakes that "love the mythic beasts" nonsense! Pred, I put you, and two of your daughters up to it!"
 * Pred: "Hidden, you know what to do."
 * Hidden Shadow turns Sharp-Pay and Axe-rella into Celestia and Luna.
 * Sharp-pay and Axe-rella as Celestia and Luna beats up Draflos!
 * Lord Shen: "Then afterwords when that hypocritical "friend" of Celestia blames her and Luna for this travisty, the ponies of Equestia will finally listen to Pred Judu Des that dragons and mythic beasts shouldn't be trusted!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Isn't that, alittle extreme, even if it is Pred?"
 * Lord Shen: "This is the same bastured to hurt TWilight so Shineflare can malmitulate Celestia into hating dragons, mythic beasts, and the Uuniverseals! I wouldn't exactly put it pass them now would I?"
 * Dr. Cockarocuh: "But I think even Pred Judu Des rekindised that Celestia and Luna are impourent to Equestia. They wouldn't dare risk the controllers of the life sustaining sun and the moon of dreams just to get their point across! Even Shineflare knows this!"
 * Lord Shen: "I know it has to be them! I bet right now, they're getting ponies riled up to hate Universeal beings, dragons, and mythic beings?!"
 * Pred and Shineflare have rallyed up an angry mob of Ponies, as this was also viewed by the rest of The Unicorn Council and The Sisters.
 * Shineflare: "This is exactly what we were talking about! Dragkis has betrayed Celestia and Luna, blamed them for his son's justly beating, and has conspired with aliens to take them away from us!? They want Equestia to suffer without it's rulers?! IS THAT FRIENDLY TO YOU!?"
 * Mob: "NO?!"
 * Pred Judu Des: "So, NOW you all know better then to ever trust aliens and beasties, eh? About damn time!? I say, we elect Shineflare, as Queen of Equestia, and declair war on the dragons, AND WIPE THEM TO EXTINTION!? IT WILL BE SO GREAT, THAT TYRANT ALIEN WILL HAVE TO SURRENDER OUR PRINCESSES TO US, AND THEN WE SHALL WIPE OUT ALL THE MYTHIC BEASTS IN EQUESTIA?! AND FINALLY, WE WILL BAN ALIENS TO EVER COME TO EQUESTIA EVER AGAIN!? CHEER IF YOUR WITH US?!"
 * The Mob cheers!
 * ???: "WAIT?!"
 * Everyone looks to see The Main 6.
 * Shineflare: "Ah yes, Twilight Sparkle and Friends. Have you come to admit that Pred and I were right all along and come to turn Equestia into a Mythic Beast, Dragon, and Alien free world?"
 * Sharp-Pay: "And if your hear to ask us to kill Spike and Discord for you, (laughs), we're way ahead of you!"
 * Sharp-Pay points to Spike, Discord, and Taiku in hangmen nooses.
 * Spike: "TWILIGHT?!"
 * Taiku: "I came back to Equestia to try to claim down the mob, AND THIS IS THE FREAKING THANKS THAT I GET?! I am just sort've glad I didn't dragged the rest of my friends here."
 * Discord: "We're seriously doing THIS thing again?"
 * Twilight: Everypony, this is all a big misunderstanding! King Dragkis isn't being cruel, he's just angry and thinks that Celestia and Luna assaulted their son.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm sure we ALL know that Celestia and Luna wouldn't dare hurt a single dragon child. Somehow, they've been framed.
 * Pinkie: And even if they WERE guilty, then you'd NEVER elect Master Shineflare as the new ruler. (Everyone looks at her weird)...What?
 * Cometelius: She's right, guys. We can't elect Shineflare as the new ruler. Not after what happened during Qui's last attacks.
 * Shineflare: Then what's YOUR suggestion, then? HOW should we elect the new ruler of this country?
 * Twilight: Everypony, did you hear us? Celestia and Luna were framed--
 * Chain: I say we put on a singing competition! (Everyone looks at her weird)...What?
 * Pred: Chain, why would ANYPONY elect a new ruler with a singing competition?
 * Shineflare: "THAT IS STUPID! No singing! I am getting elected Queen, and that's that! And no stupid tecnecally is gonna get in the way of that!"
 * Twilight: "EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!?"
 * Everyone was surprised by Twilight's cursing.
 * Chain: "Wow, I didn't know Twilight talked like a sailor...."
 * Twilight: "Celestia, and Luna, were FRAMED! Someone or a group of someones must've disguised themselfs as them to frame Celestia and Luna to attack the prince. They planted a piece of her hair there to make it convincing."
 * Pred Judu Des: "Then it has to be Discord and the Black Dragon Taiku! They were in leage and wanted Equestia all to themselves!?"
 * Discord: "No more being Mr. Nice Guys, Taiku my boy! It's time Equestia has new rightful rulers!"
 * Taiku: "(Evily) Totally. I'm tired of being second banana to a false god with a heart condition! It's time we're rid of Sunbutt and Ol' moony!"
 * Discord turned into Celestia while Taiku become Luna.
 * Discord and Taiku as Celestia and Luna beats up Draflos!
 * Rarity: "THAT, has to be the most outragious hogwash ever!?"
 * Sharp-Pay: "THINK ABOUT IT! TAIKU WAS CLOSE TO CELESTIA! HE COULD'VE GONE INTO HER ROOM AND STOLEN HER HAIR-BRUSH AND PLANTED A PIECE OF HER HAIR THERE?!"
 * Twilight: "DISCORD AND TAIKU WOULD NEVER DO THAT?!"
 * Shineflare: "Sparkle, Discord used to be a tyrant who spread choas throughout Equestia and Taiku is of blood with the Villain Leage's Maleficent and the Scourge Imperial emperor Dark Dragon! It's not as outragious as you want to believe! Taiku played you for a patsy, and desided to bring Discord along for the ride just to have an ally! For all we know, maybe it was Taiku who freed Tirek?!"
 * Pinkie: "HEY! THAT BIG MEANIE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS?!"
 * Twilight: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO DESTROY TAIKU'S REPUTATION IN ORDER TO TURN PONIES AGAINST HIM!?"
 * Shineflare: "Ok, maybe that Tirek bit was abit, out there, but still! Given he's a spawn of two very evil human/dragons, it was only a matter of time before his evil genes kicked in! Taiku and espeically Discord are nothing but traitors?!"
 * A peacock sound was heard!
 * Chain: "Oh! I know this one! It sounds like, A Pea-" (Lord Shen lands on Chain) OW!!!
 * Pred: Well, if it isn't Celestia's boyfriend--(Lord Shen grabbed Pred by the neck) AHHKK!!!
 * Lord Shen: HOW DARE YOU FRAME CELESTIA AND LUNA BY BEATING UP THAT DRAGON CHILD?!? YOU JUST DIDN'T WANNA FACE THE FACT THAT NOBODY WAS GONNA SIDE WITH YOU ANYMORE, SO YOU GOT RID OF THEM?!? WELL, NOW YOU'RE GONNA PAY!!!
 * Pred: Excuse me, what makes you think I did this?!? I had NO involvement in Celestia and Luna's incident.
 * Lord Shen: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, YOU F*****G C***-S*****G MOTHERF*****!!! (Everyone gasped)
 * Spyro: Lord Shen, stop! He didn't frame Celestia and Luna, and you know it!
 * Lord Shen: THEN WHO DID, YOU BIG PURPLE LIZARD WITH WINGS?!?
 * Spyro: I don't know, but that's what we're gonna find out. Now let Pred go, or we're gonna have to stop you....
 * Lord Shen:...(Lets Pred go, but then Shen punches him in the face) THAT'S SO YOU DON'T FORGET TO NEVER MESS WITH ANYONE ELSE WE CARE ABOUT!!!
 * Pred: YOU JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU WHITEASS PEA-C***!!!
 * Twilight: OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE F*****G CUSSING, THERE MIGHT BE CHILDREN PRESENT!!!
 * Lord Shen:...Sorry.
 * Pred: Sorry.
 * Applejack:...(Nudges Twilight) Didn't you cuss, too?
 * Twilight: Right, sorry. Alright, everypony, let's just calm down. I know you're all upset that Celestia and Luna are stuck in prison, but we can't just go around blaming people because of it. It wasn't anybody's fault this happened. All we need to blame is whoever framed them.
 * Shineflare: "Well, if it's not Discord And Taiku, then who praytell would risk our very way to life to make Celestia suffer?"
 * Icky: "Well, he or she must have to REALLY hate Celestia to do it. I mean, do we know anyone who would do this?"
 * Po: "Maybe it was Mang and Chrysalis! I mean, Celestia always goes after Mang and zap the crud out of him! Maybe he finally had enought and had Changelings to-"
 * Tigress: "Changelings were already ruled out cause then the young prince would've sense them. Besides, Mang wouldn't be THAT stupid."
 * Icky: "Maybe it was The Dark Dragon and Chancler Chang!"
 * Iago: "They're stuck quelling another rebelion at the time!"
 * Patrick: "Maybe Dr. Nefarious made evil clones of Celestia and Luna!"
 * Squidward: "You dolt! Nefarious is at the underappresiated villains convention!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "AHHH! I love UV CON!"
 * Dr. Nefarious sees Junjie.
 * Dr. Nefarious: ".... Mang is still treating you like crap?"
 * Junjie: "I wouldn't be here otherwise."
 * ???: "Your telling us."
 * They see The Babylon Rouges.
 * Jet the Hawk: "No one even remembers us."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "..... And, you guys are...?"
 * The Rouges sighed depressingly.
 * Icky: "Well then this is alot harder then we hope."
 * Cynder: "In the meantime, Shineflare, on the behalf of the High Council we demand you let Discord, Taiku, and Spike go!"
 * Shineflare: "And when I refuse?"
 * Cynder turned into Avatar Cynder and roared!
 * Shineflare pissed herself.
 * Shineflare: ".... C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-convincing arguement..... The accused are free to go."
 * Pred facehoofed.
 * Pred: "Bloody hell."
 * Qui, Celisus, Narcotic, and Hank were laughing as QP was showing them the events unfolding through a screen on her chest.
 * Darkness Qui: "MOST, BRILLIENT PRANK, EVER?!"
 * Celisus: "The fools didn't even realise it was us?!"
 * Narcotic: "He-he-he! What a bunch of dopies!?"
 * Hank: "Not even Sandy can guess! That's brillient?!"
 * QP: "Tee-hee.... Hilarious."
 * Darkness Qui: "Ok.... We had our fun. Now, let's get out of here before somebody finds us and-"
 * Chrysalis appeared!
 * Darkness Qui: "GAH?!"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, it's that, insect equine again."
 * Chrysalis: Well, Qui, you've made us a bit proud.
 * Darkness Qui:...What're you talking about?
 * Chrysalis: The Villain League had witnessed you beat up that dragon prince, and are amazed that you could EVER be capable of something like that. It's especially good news for me. With Celestia gone, they're gonna be holding elections for new rulers. Princesses Cadance and Twilight are too busy running their own kingdoms, so they can't possibly qualify. I think you've all given me the exact moment I've longed for. Since me and my subjects failed to take over Equestria before, you've made it easier for us.
 * Celsius: We didn't even do it for you, slime!
 * Chrysalis: You think I don't know that? The Villain League is taking advantage of this opportunity. They're giving us special disguises so we can go in and prepare for the elections.
 * Darkness Qui: "Listen, babe, I only framed Celestia for laughs. I am not in the position to risk another bout against that Cynder brat, and-"
 * Chrysalis: "Qui, darling. There's a chance the leage will soon not be the only villain team to learn of this moment. Soon the Scourge Empire will catch whiff as will Team Nefarious, and surely the local scum of Prison 42. You'll be famous amongst villainy. It could make making a new "Villains' Act" very possable."
 * Darkness Qui was blabbering like an idiot!
 * Celisus: "Oh grock, here we go..."
 * Narcotic: "Oh boy."
 * QP: "And Qui drags us into another sceme t-minus 3, 2, 1."
 * Darkness Qui: MY BRAIN JUST HATCHED ANOTHER IDEA!!!
 * Narcotic: Then lay it somewhere else.
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, come on. Chrysalis told us herself. The Villains of these worlds are gonna be competing for position as rulers of Equestria. I'll get the chance to invite them all there, and if I do a little rigging, one of them might become the ruler, and they're reveal themselves and establish a whole world ruled by villains. PERFECT!!! (Cackles)
 * Celsius: Well, what about that Cynder dragon?
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know HOW the hell she learned how to become a vicious adult, but it really scares me. Each time I hatch a plan, she gets angry and I'm forced to defend myself from her. She is just crazy.
 * Chrysalis: Why don't you leave her to me? I'll keep her busy.
 * Darkness Qui: Well, it had better work. She's the one who foils most of my plans, and I don't know WHAT she finds about me that's familiar, and I can hardly remember being here, even with my new looks. Now, I don't look much like a Zewinsaur, and more like her species. It's dire news to me that I was treated with plastic surgery, but it still doesn't fit to me. I hope I NEVER learn that, too. This time, my plan is NOT gonna fail because I'm gonna take precautions to keep that crazy teenager from attempting to beat me up again. I still have nightmares about her.
 * Chrysalis: You will not regret it, Qui. The Villain League will do all in our power to prevent that she-devil from stopping you.
 * Narcotic: Now, I remember once hearing from you that that 'she-devil' once worked for you, right?
 * Chrysalis: It's true, but we can't go over that now, it's time to get started. I'll inform Cobra and Mirage about the new plan. We'll let you know if the other villain teams appear.
 * Darkness Qui: Well, then, I'm relieved. Let's do it.

Chapter 3: Discord Gets Suckered Again
Fluttershy's Cottage Dark Allys.
 * Discord sighs.
 * Fluttershy: "What's wrong, Discord?"
 * Discord: "I just can't belive these ponies turned on me again. Worse off, Celestia and Luna has been arrested for something they didn't do. A dragon pox on Dragkis and his spoiled brat, I say!"
 * Fluttershy: "Now now Discord, you know better to to be mean to people even if they are wrong."
 * Discord: "I'm just saying that Dragkis is not a true friend of Celestia's if he turns on her for something as stupid as child abuse."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, children are a complincated matter for, us mortals."
 * Discord: "It just doesn't sound fair for Dragkis to just, punish Celestia JUST because the stupid brat claims to have seen them! I know it has to be imposters! But the closeist Celestia has to any enemy insane enough to make her look stupid was formerly me and still my brother Mayhem, Chrysalis and the Changelings, Pred and the sisters if they really lost it, hell, Even Darkness Qui and her cronies would-"
 * Discord made a shocked face!
 * Discord: "Flutters..... I think I just found out who would do this..."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, I kinda don't think it would be Qui. After all, she did promise to never bother Equestia again."
 * Discord: "..... She made that promise before when she tried to destroy love, and didn't stop THIS from happening!?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Oh.... My."
 * Discord: "But even then, who would believe me. I'm a suspect to this as well as, Taiku of all people! Shineflare will propbuly have them eat centapedes if it means bringing Celestia and Luna back!"
 * Fluttershy: "I think your giving Shineflare too much credit."
 * Discord: "Oh no?"
 * Discord points to a poster that reads: "Shineflare's Centapede eating drive to earn donations to get Celestia and Luna back" with A Mare and Staillain with Centapedes in their mouths.
 * Fluttershy: "EEK?! OH MY GOODNESS?! THE POOR CENTAPEDES?! THEY DON'T DESERVE THIS!?"
 * Fluttershy rans out and head torwords where the thing may be held.
 * Discord: "There, now I would need to drag Fluttershy into trouble. Now, if I was Qui out to cause trouble again, where would I hide?"
 * Discord pounders.
 * QP: "However clished of us to hide in dark allies as we watch the fools be fools! Look at this! (Shows poster) They even have a drive to eat Moonapede-like creatures to get their princesses out!"
 * Narcotic: "I'm not sure the animal loving organisations of this planet would approve of that."
 * Celisus: "Let alone the health department. What retard would ok such a-"
 * Suddenly, they see Chain at the stands with a bucket of Centapedes!
 * Chain: "OK EVERYPONY!? IF YOU CAN EAT A BUCKET OF CENTAPEDES FOR 80 DOLLARS TO BE DONATED FOR CELESTIA'S BAIL MONEY, THEN, WELL, THEN YOU CAN REALLY DO IT?! SHINEFLARE TOTALLY APPROVED OF MY IDEA IF I CAN ACTSELLY GET PEOPLE TO DO IT?!"
 * A Stallian with a Mohawk: "I have a dark habit of eating living things! I'll give it a sh-"
 * Fluttershy slams into him!
 * Fluttershy: "CHAIN?! PLEASE DON'T FORCE PEOPLE TO EAT CENTAPEDES?!"
 * Celisus: ".... I rest my case."
 * Darkness Qui: "Aw man! I am so turning these sad creatures into my pets! They can amuse me on lonely saterdays and, boring sundays."
 * Narcotic: "Yeah! I can have them slap eachother, with Shimicks."
 * Darkness Qui: "Now, let's get out of here before something else hap-"
 * Darkness Qui turns to face Discord.
 * Discord: "Darkness Qui, I presume?"
 * Darkness Qui: "BLAH!?"
 * Narcotic: "DUH?!"
 * Celisus: "(GIRLY SCREAMS)"
 * HanK: "YIKES?!"
 * QP: "And already this is turning south."
 * Discord: "I'm afraid the feelings' totally mutual."
 * Discord snaps his fingers and traps the group in a small cage!
 * Celisus: "Let me guess, you still have it out on us for the failed invadion involving you, does it?"
 * Discord: You have NO idea. And for that...(Snaps, and a magical lion's paw smacks Qui multiple times in the face)
 * Darkness Qui: You know, you have a bad habit of appearing where you're not welcome. And I'm sure everyone else out there would agree.
 * Discord: (Scoffs) That's not my concern. My concern is that you're trying to get villains to take Celestia and Luna's place as rulers of Equestria. And I can truly say you would SUCK at running it the way I did.
 * Narcotic: You seriously doubt yourself about it?
 * Discord: Well, I AM a friend.
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, sure, allowing yourself to be forever trapped with the ponies' disgusting customs. I had no friends growing up.
 * Narcotic: We're your friends, Qui!
 * Darkness Qui: You're just my assistants, dumbass.
 * Celsius: Well, we're close to being friends.
 * Darkness Qui: (Does a water spell on him, and turns him into ash) Just shut up.
 * Discord: Oh, you don't know how it feels, then. I've never had a friend growing up, either. Sure I hung out with Celestia and Luna and we played together with our magic when we were young, but hell, we were just more like pen pals, which I think is half of being a friend. Becoming a friend was the best damn thing that ever happened to me, and after last month, I've come to embrace that.
 * Darkness Qui: Blah, blah, blah, friendship is magic! You know, you let that feeling get in the way of your real nature, Discord. Look at yourself, you look like something the feloot dragged in.
 * Discord: Pardon, but what the hell is a feloot? Don't you mean a 'cat'?
 * Darkness Qui: I'm not from these worlds, thank you! My point is that you look like something that is meant for surrealism. Even the Polyzoons of Invervitraxian mythology were far worse than you, considering...that both species look exactly the same.
 * Discord: And, I'M not from YOUR world, thank you. What the hell is a Polyzoon AND Invervitrax?
 * Darkness Qui: FORGET THAT!!!
 * Hank: "It's cool Discord. I have no idea what any of those names mean either."
 * Discord: "Look, just, what is your problem? Didn't your momzy and dadzy treated you right?"
 * Darkness Qui: "DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT MY PARENTS?!"
 * Discord: "Ohhh. Abused child denial."
 * Darkness Qui: "MY PARENTS NEVER ABUSED ME?!"
 * Discord: "Then were they villains like you?"
 * Darkness Qui: "NO?! THEY HAVE VERY HIGH MORALS?! In fact.... If they were still alive today.... They won't approve of what I become."
 * Narcotic: "Uh, I have been wondering Miss Qui. Whatever did happened to yer ma and pa?"
 * Darkness Qui: "NONE OF ANYONE'S DAMN BUSINESS!?"
 * Discord appeared on Qui dressed as a toddler.
 * Discord: "Oh come on Aunty Qui, please tell us the story."
 * Darkness Qui: "I'm not gonna tell you!"
 * Discord: "Ok, fine! Then we'll ask the robot!"
 * QP: "Processing Qui's history files. Warning: Previous had been instructed by Secret Founders to keep them secret."
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh trust me. She's been telling me that ALOT ever since I saved her from being destroyed. It's there was something the secret founders didn't wanted me to know about."
 * Discord: "Well, then I am not gonna stop bothering you until you fess up! If you do, I'll promise I'll have Cynder know about it! I mean, if your story DOES proof you have NO connection here at all, then she'll finally stop obcessing over you... In throey."
 * Darkness Qui: "Not interested! Not even if I was gonna be exicuted would I talk!?"
 * Hank: "Wow. I bet it was super bad for you to be cranky about it."
 * Discord: "Ok, then you forced me to go tamerainian on you!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Tamerainian?"
 * Discord: "It's this speices of blue humans from the Buzz Lightyear show that can goe through walls and read minds by digging into your heads, like this."
 * Discord does the trick and puts Qui into a stuper.
 * Celisus: "GOOD GROCK?!"
 * Narcotic: "Cool! That could really help brain surgens!"
 * QP: "..... Are you all flavers of Stupid, Narcotic?"
 * Discord: "Let's see..... First word is "Poo-Poo Ca-choo"."
 * Hank and Narcotic laughed!
 * Discord: "Faverite color is Pink."
 * Hank and Narcotic laughed louder!
 * Discord: ".... You had an igmaginary friend named "Mr. Puffypants"?"
 * Hank, Narcotic, and finally Celisus laughed out loud!
 * QP: "Ok, this is seriously embarrising!"
 * Discord: "Oh, how sad! You were the most unpopular girl in, "Solaumbo" High, and never got a date at the prom!"
 * Hank: "Man, I used to have the same problem!"
 * Celisus: "(Sarcastly) Gee, I wonder why."
 * Narcotic: "Well probuly because he was obcessed of being a mu-"
 * Celisus: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!?"
 * Discord: "Oh come on! Her possable tragic history has got to be in this screwed up mind somewhere! Ahh, here's something..... Oh..... Oh..... OH..... OOOOHHHHH! YOU POOR SORRY BITCH?! No wonder your so angry?!"
 * Discord took his hand out in a panic!
 * Discord: "How dreadful for you to lose your parents like that?!"
 * Hank: "Oh! I bet it was juicy! What happened!"
 * Discord: "I, I don't even know where to begin! You see-"
 * Changelings pounced on Discord and trapped him but his head in a slime cacoon!
 * Discord: "Hey! When did you guys get Changelings?"
 * Darkness Qui: Chrysalis came to us recently and said that we propose an alliance. Just like you can, Dissy.
 * Discord: NEVER!!! I'm not gonna fall for the same trick twice!
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, come on! Has whoever tricked you ever told you that your feelings as a friend blind you from being the true thing you are deep down?
 * Discord: No!
 * Darkness Qui: Well, it's true. I remember this guy from my home planet who went through the same situation. He had a friend that he felt good having, but bit him in the ass when he discovered he was working for terrorists. Poor soul had his tongue ripped out, and stuffed up his--
 * Everyone: TOO MUCH INFO!!!
 * Darkness Qui: Okay, the point is you can't let friendship distract you.
 * Discord: Heh, Tirek could be more convincing than THAT! (The Changelings bring out a bag of corruption powder) We Draconequui may be wacky and obnoxious, but we're not STUPID! (The corruption powder is flaked onto him while he doesn't notice) We've had order for millennia, and you villains see it as something to see as an excuse. Well, I for one am gonna make sure that you NEVER make me fall for that by FUCKING KILLING YOU!!!
 * Changeling: (Speaking in freaky language: "Just use all of it, you idiot!") (The Changeling dumps the entire bag on him)
 * Discord: HEY! Wha--what is this stuff? Did you just pour sand on me?
 * Darkness Qui: So you're REALLY gonna side with those friend-lusting ponies?
 * Discord: Well, to be honest, I don't think friendship is the strongest of the UUniversal customs, so I think I have something better in mind. I'll just make my chaos less chaotic once I get elected as the new ruler of Equestria.
 * Darkness Qui: So?
 * Discord: So, you've got yourself an alliance! (They both shake)
 * Narcotic: Well, THAT was a bit awkward.
 * Darkness Qui: "Already this going according to plan. Now, we just need to be able to have a kind of election where anyone can win! I heard this "Shineflare" is trying to get herself automaticly elected! If we're gonna make it possable for Discord to get elected, It had to be through something unconventional, and overly rediculious."
 * Chain: (From on the stage) WHY THE HELL WON'T ANYONE AGREE THAT HAVING A SINGING COMPETITION IS A GOOD WAY TO GET SOMEPONY ELECTED?!?
 * Darkness Qui:...BRAIN FRACTURE!!!
 * Discord: I'm WAY ahead of you! (Snaps, and everything goes white)

Chapter 4: Equestrian Idol
Stage, a few minutes later.... (Shineflare started to sing opera).
 * Announcer: WELCOME TO EQUESTRIAN IDOL!!! In a very speical episode that for some reason, everyone desided that it was to be what gets Equestia a new ruler in sad light taht Celestia and Luna were framed from something they didn't commit! And who better to judge then three of Equestian Idol's best judges, Zebro White!
 * A fat Zebra Equestian is seen.
 * Announcer: "Passive Aggressa!"
 * A female pink pony with a cutie mark of a lipstick is seen!
 * Announcer: "And the ever imfamous, Simon Crowbeak!"
 * A black crow beaked griffin is seen.
 * Announcer: "Everyone from across the universe, even villains, have come to attempt to show they have what it takes to become, THE NEXT RULER OF EQUESTIA?!"
 * Simon Crowbeak: "Oh god, why are we even doing this?"
 * Zebro: "I can't believe we're suddenly trusted to deside the next ruler of Equestia!"
 * Passive: "Wow, like, wow."
 * Shineflare appeared angerly!
 * Shineflare: "THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?! I THOUGHT I REJECTED ENTRUSTING A MUSIC COMPITION TO DESIDE THE FATE OF OUR NATION!?"
 * Simon Crowbeak: "Who is this? Is she even suppose to contend?"
 * Passive: "Oh I don't know, but why don't we just let here, huh? I mean, it wouldn't hurt..."
 * Zebro: "Oh why not? Show us your moves girl."
 * Shineflare: "Gah! Fine?! If I must!"

Twilight's Castle Restaurant Equestian Idol. A half hour of pushing later... This song plays.
 * Shineflare was interupted half-way through!
 * Simon: "STOP STOP STOP!? WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Shineflare: ".... It's, an opera by Carmare. My idol."
 * Simon: "... You bloody serious? This is "Equestian Idol", not the bloodly opera house!?"
 * Zebro: "Uh, sorry miss, but the rule is we focus more on, more, modern songs yo."
 * Passive: "I, don't really have anything against opera, but, I'm so sorry, but, your not really gonna go anywhere with that."
 * Simon: "And on top of that, I, HATE, OPERA?! It's unbelieveally boring! Your boring for singing it! I hate you, your face, whatever thing you represent, your awful, your talentless, you should be put to death for even being alive! Good day to you madam!?"
 * Shineflare: "TASTELESS BEAST?! I SHOULD HAVE PRED JUDU DES HUNT YOU DOWN AND-"
 * Simon: "SECURITY?!"
 * Shineflare: RIPOFFS!!! (She gets taken away)
 * Zebro: Now, let's see who we've got on the list...We've got Queen Chrysalis, Discord, Hank the Mutant Frog, Darkness Qui, and...hmm, someone said that others were coming, so let's just wait for them to arrive.
 * Passive: Fair enough. We'll be right back with some awesome modern-day singing and non-opera performances after these messages.
 * Camera Pony: And...that's a wrap.
 * Twilight: This doesn't make any sense. Why would somebody frame the Princesses? They're the most perfect rulers we have. Not to mention she was like a mother to me. I mean, much more than my REAL mother who never seems to get any lines in the series. Come to think of it, I never seem to see them that much.
 * Applejack: I dunno 'bout you girls, but I can't help but feel that some of our Equestrian foes are responsible for this.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, guys? You're not gonna believe this, but Equestria's decided to have a singing competition to choose the new ruler of Equestria. And...I can't believe this, but...Discord's performing in it.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: Why would he do that? I thought he left trying to rule Equestria WAAAAY behind him. (Discord suddenly appears)
 * Discord: Yes, but this time, it's not in the way I did it before. I've decided that I no longer use evil chaos when I rule Equestria. I can keep my promise of remaining good, and control the sun and moon, but I can also have fun with my magic. I'm not saying that I'm going back to my evil ways or anything. I just feel like since Celestia and Luna will be gone for a while, we need someone who can handle everything. And I do mean EVERYTHING.
 * Pinkie: Well, I suppose that makes sense.
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't know if that's a good choice you're making, Discord. You know that you can't use your magic on our environment unless it's in your homeland or if it was requested, right?
 * Discord: Perhaps you didn't hear me, Dash. I said I'll be leaving these lands alone. But I shall just re-decorate Canterlot in my own image. I'll even keep my community service sentences, and help you and Fluttershy out. Isn't that wonderful?
 * Twilight: We're grateful you chose to keep your promises and not wreak chaos again, but how can you possibly rule Canterlot by yourself?
 * Discord: Details, details, I've been able to run a country before, I might even do it without having to make these lands surreal. I brought you ponies a few tickets so you can come along and listen to me perform. (Gives them 6 tickets) Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some non-chaos to wreak. (Teleports away)
 * Twilight:...There's something fishy going on.
 * ???: Hey, girls! (Everyone looks to see Fluttershy) I think I may have an idea who framed Celestia and Luna. I talked with Discord a while ago, and he thinks that Qui and her associates did it.
 * Rarity: Well, no true surprise there. I wasn't really expecting her to keep her promise of leaving Equestria alone.
 * Twilight:...Fluttershy, I think there's something you should know about Discord.
 * Fluttershy:...What about him?
 * Twilight: There's a singing competition that's gonna choose the new ruler of Equestria, and...Discord is performing.
 * Fluttershy: What? But he told us he wouldn't do stuff like that again.
 * Pinkie: Of course he's not, silly. He talked to us a few seconds ago that he was gonna use good chaos, and leave our lands alone, and he's gonna control the sun and moon for us. He didn't sound THAT evil right then.
 * Rainbow Dash: "I did noticed his eyes look alitle, red. I think his eyes are getting irreitated or something."
 * Pinkie: "Wait.... Didn't Kevin had red eyes when he wanted to make Equestia super modern?"
 * Twilight: "I don't see how that has to-"
 * Twilight gasps!
 * Twilight: "Wait.... Discord's sudden interest to rule again.... Red eyes.... The sudden appearence of a singing compitition deciding Equestia's fate!? Don't you guys know what all of that means!?"
 * Rarity: "Discord is being a gentlemen for once and actselly help us?"
 * Pinkie: "Discord needs to take better care of his eyes?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "That only a retard thinks it's a good idea to entrust a singing show like "Equestian Idol" to decide who should run Equestia?"
 * Fluttershy: "Didn't Chain offer the idea?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I rest my case."
 * Applejack: "Twilight, are you saying Discord done got himself under Qui's influence again? But isn't red eye corruption a Villain Leage thing?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, Queen Chrysalis is attending the competition, so I guess that evens things out--
 * Twilight: HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! QUI'S ALLIED WITH THE VILLAIN LEAGUE AGAIN!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that was my next guess.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash? Is the Shell Lodge still in Equestria?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they're at the restaurant a few blocks from here having dinner.
 * Twilight: Then let's go girls. We have to find a way to get everyone to listen to us, and prove Celestia and Luna innocent. (They teleport away)
 * Icky: "(Burps)! Aw man! Who knew tufu crayfish is actselly SO-O-O-O good?"
 * Lord Shen: "And a surprisingly impressive noodle soup. It's a worthy rival for the Panda's recipe."
 * Po: Wow, everything that looks like meat here is actually a by-product of plant foods. Which I guess is understandable since the ponies here are vegetarians.
 * Merlin: I guess it's amazing what magic can do these days. (Twilight and her friends teleport outside the restaurant, and come inside)
 * Sam: Hey, look who's back.
 * Twilight: Guys, we've got loads to tell you about who framed Celestia and Luna!
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, thank goodness! Was it Pred, like I suspected?"
 * Twilight: "No. For once, Pred has nothing to do with this!"
 * Boss Wolf: "No disrespect sir, but let it go. I get it, the guy did caused some trouble before, but I don't even he would willingly endanger Equestia's fragle lifecycle just to make people hate Dragons and Mythical creatures, and us for that matter. He's a psycopath, but he's a psycopath that cares for Equestia... Albeit in all the wrong reasons."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, fine! But I'm just saying that if it HAD been him, he certainly had the motive for it!"
 * Icky: "We know! It does sort've sound like something he would, in throey, do. But let's remember the fact that he came to help Equestia when Nefarious tried to get his metal fingers on Equestia with Blueblood! The guy's not conventional evil like most of our enemies, he's like Amos. He just doesn't trust anything not native to Equestia and anything NOT a pony or pony based."
 * Iago: "But yet, WHY does he hate Centaurs?"
 * Icky: "They were part of this slave trade on ponies that Celestia illegalised, remember?"
 * Kolwalski: "Also, they're more based on Horses, not ponies. They would've been ALOT smaller if they're pony-based. They're also not true equines cause they have hands."
 * Po: "Also, Fishlegs once told me that some Male Centaurs are imfamous from getting drunk and rampaging villages just for the sake of drunken fun. Also, remember that Nessus jerk from Greese?"
 * Twilight: "AHEM?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh that's right, the ones who framed Celestia and Luna. Well, out with it, who's the guilty party?"
 * Twilight: Well, we think it's Qui.
 * Cynder: WHAT?!?
 * Skipper: Oh, here we go again.
 * Spyro: Cynder, calm down. We know how much of a grudge you have against Qui, but just remember not to be THAT hard on her. Plus, try not to forget that Alicorn Potion you got a few weeks ago. It's still activated, it's still at the Dragon Realms, and it's ready for you to use when you get the courage to do it.
 * Sparx: In short, STOP BEING AN AGGRESSIVE BITCH!!!
 * Everyone: SPARX!!!
 * Sparx: What? It's true!
 * Cynder: Alright, alright, I won't. But I'm still scared about what the past will reveal.
 * Gilda: Well, blame that crazy trickster puppet for that.
 * Cynder: But when I get to her, I'm gonna show her not to mess with Equestria again. And nothing is gonna stop me from getting to her. (They are unaware that Chrysalis is outside)
 * Chrysalis: We'll see about that, Cyndy. (Flies away)
 * Temutai is on stage, singing sweet little buttercup!
 * Temutai: "Sweet little BUTTERCUP, Sweet little BUTTERCUP!? La-la-la-la-la-LA?!"
 * Simon: "OK, OK, STOP!?"
 * Temutai: "But, I was only singing."
 * Simon: "Then the bloody hell, was with the outbursts of screams!?"
 * Temutai: "Well, sometimes, I have SCREAMING ISSUES?!"
 * Simon: ".... Get out."
 * Temutai: "GRAAHHHHHHHHH!!? NO BODY TELLS TEMUTAI, WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDON TO LEAVE!?"
 * Simon: "SECURITY!?"
 * Temutai: "NO ONE DARES TO CALL SECURITY ON TEMUTA-" (One of the guards knock him out with a chair)...
 * Zebro:...Was that really necessary?
 * Guard #1: Well, there had to be another way to get him to come quietly. (The guards try to pull Temutai off the stage, but he is too heavy) THIS IS GONNA TAKE A WHIIIIIIILLLLLLEEEE!!! URRRGGGHHHH!!!
 * Simon: "Agh, finally!?"
 * Zebro: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Passive: "Uh, someone named, Mucho Bros."
 * Suddenly, two luchadors appeared!
 * Mucho Bro 1: "I, am Mucho Al!"
 * Mucho Bro 2: "I, am Mucho Sreve!"
 * Both Mucho Bros: "WE ARE THE MUCHO BROS?!"
 * Simon: ".... Didn't the Lougers previously stopped you guys from robbing a bank in Boltamare?"
 * Mucho Steve: "Uh, those are different Mucho Bros."
 * Simon: "Ugh, just, sing!"


 * Simon: "OK, OK, STOP!?"
 * Mucho Al: "Who dares interupt our song?"
 * Simon: "An out-dated 80s song? Really? and it's Macho man? Too, predictable?!"
 * Mucho Steve: "How dare you!? The Mucho Bros. always sing traditional Macho Man song!? It is sybol of our muy muy calientie manhood and manlyness?!"
 * Simon: "It's also the symbol that you two are freaking gay!"
 * Mucho Al: "IMPUDENT BIRDCAT!? WE CHALLNAGE YOU IN RING OF HONOR?!"
 * Simon: "I call for my Cyclops bodyguard to vouch for me."
 * Mucho Steve: "HA! WE MUCHO BROTHERS CAN HANDLE ANYONE YOU THROW-"
 * A cyclops the size of King Kong appears.
 * Cyclops: "These guys bothering you boss?"
 * Mucho Steve: "......... At us?"
 * Simon: "Bone-Grounder, meet idiots. Idiots, meet Bone-Grounder."
 * Mucho Al: "Pfft! Come on Brother, he doesn't look that toug-"
 * Bone Gounder stomps on the Mucho Bros, turning them into pancakes!
 * Simon: "Thank you for being target practice. Security!?"
 * A guard with a broom brushes the men away.
 * Qui was watching this in secret.
 * Darkness Qui: "Wow that guy is tough! He's not even imtimidated on how big those guys were!"