The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2

The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2 is the 2nd Part of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series' 2nd Season Pilot. In it, Spyro and the group manage to escape Blot's ship and go on 2 epic journeys. Tavin and Jake plan to seek the mythical lost city of Tasmantis (A version of Atlantis thought to be populated by some of the last remaining Tasmanian Tigers in the UUniverses) while Spyro, Kairi, and the ponies find a deserted island inhabited by adorable hamsters to seek answers about Blot's interest in the notorious Captain Taiklar Blackheart's hidden treasure, the Loot of 100000 Realms. Meanwhile, The Lodge is still dealing with Granny Gricky who is looking for her imaginary pet Ashes while they continue their seach for Spyro and his group with Alex as Spongebob's co-expedition leader while Celestia tries to keep the secret about her parents' deaths in the hands of Captain Taiklar to herself pluse she has a gift for Kairi that was from her fourth birthday years ago. Also, the High Council are busy preparing for a surprise on the Destiny Islands for when Spyro's group is found and brought to the Islands unharmed. Blot also decides to use his plan to find the Loot of 100000 Realms as an advantage to shanghai Spyro to leave the Shell Louge Squad for good and join both his crew and the treasure hunt. Now Spyro, Kairi and the gang must go on a very treacherous journey in a brave new world against all odds to defeat Blot and his pirates, overcome obstacles in the form of sea monsters and mighty but slightly hungry elephant seals, resist the deadly Siren deception call, and find out if the legends of the treasure is true. As for Fluttershy, she still wants to explore the sea and encounter exotic marline life, so the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide to help her the best they can. the ret of the lougers themselfs, seem to have their own problems, as the crew hired by Mr. Dodo's friend Mr. Kluts seem to be more interested in the gold, as they turned out to be in alligence with a once thought to be harmless drunk. Will Tavin and Jake find Tasmantis? Will Spyro and the gang survive the challnages ahead? Will Celestia's secret remain a secret for long? can the lougers maintan the loyalty of a mutonisous crew? Will Fluttershy get her chance to swim like a mermaid for the first time?

Prolouge: Recap
Previously on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...
 * Lord Cobra: I have just found out that Kairi is heading for her old home Destiny Islands to spend her Sister/Brother Anniversy with Spyro!
 * Lord Cobra: Time for me to conjure up a storm that is dangerous, intense and extreamly cruel. (Uses powerful non-Darkspawn medallian to summon a storm on the Kingdom Hearts world)
 * Spyro: (Sound of Thunder) Huh?
 * Spyro: Uh, guys, we are about to go through a hurricane!
 * Spyro: JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON!!!
 * Riku: I CAN'T FIND THE HORIZON!!!
 * Rarity: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean, and no one even knows where we are!
 * Fluttershy: (Still looking in the sea, comes out and giggles) Those little fish smiled at me.
 * Tizzy: We came here because me, Uncle Ricky, Aunt Lizzy, Cousins Sucky, and Yucky are going on an all expenses paid 10 day Caribbean Cruise and we need Icky and you guys to watch over Granny Gricky, beacuse she's to elderly to go on the cruise.
 * Lizzy: If your going on some mission, you gonna at least take the rest of the family!
 * Gricky: I'll burry you all and dance on your graves!
 * Lord Shen: Very well, but leave the dangerious parts to us.
 * Twilight: We're trying to get home, here.
 * Blot: THERE IS NO HOME! Surrender your ship, or face MY FURY!
 * Tavin: I found it! The map to none other than the lost city of Tasmantis!
 * Tavin: Looks like I got a date with destiny at Tasmantis!
 * Tavin: (Pirates point weapons at him and Jake) HOLY PIRATE SHIP!!!!!
 * Shamus: Come over to old Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Po, and Boss Wolf laugh really hard)
 * Lord Shen: This drunk said this Pirate killed your parents!
 * Celestia: Yes, that drunk lied to you, Shen.
 * Celestia: No one, not even Shen, can ever find out the truth.
 * Twilight: We made it!
 * Vanessa: No, no, NO! (The sharks attacked, and devoured Vanessa) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, it's a present. I wonder what it- (BOOM!)
 * Lord Cobra: (Reading note) Try to interfear again, and we'll really mess you up! Signed Princess Celestia.

Chapter 1: A Seafaring Adventure, Ho!
The Atlantic Ocean far enough from here. The docks. this song plays.
 * Slaymu is carrying Blot and the other pirates on his back while the ones that can fly are in the air. Frank is the sea thinking his drowning.
 * Frank: The Dragon, The Kairi girl and their friends sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!
 * Blot: "We're on a whale idiot! Besides, we still have both the map and the island."
 * Frank: Oh quite right sir.
 * Serenia: But Captain, what about the Otters, Vanessa and Edward now that their gone?
 * Blot: "Most likely dead. We would've found them by now."
 * suddenly, Blot his slapped in the face by fried otters!
 * Blot: "See? The otters are dead. Never liked them anyway."
 * Slyler: Same here, I never like that stunt Dozzie pulled with your apish movements captain.
 * Blot: When we get to the island we got two great loyal lives to mourn. But First. Mr. Fry, Missess Seriena.
 * Fry and Seriena: "Captain."
 * Blot: Your first mate and cabin boy now. Use your new premotions to honor Vanessa and Edward's memories, capture the purple dragon and that princess wench and get revenge on their friends for taking Vanessa and Edward's lives.
 * Fry: "YES?! I'M FIRST MATE! HAVE FUN BEING CABIN BOY, SERINA! OR IS IT NOW, CABIN GIRL! (LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC!)"
 * Serenia: Thank you, captain. And dont worry about a thing, We'll hunt down that Purple Dragon and that two-legged girl and make their friends regret the day they took Vanessa and Edward from us and Fry, Blot ment me as the first mate.
 * Fry: "............."
 * there was silence.
 * Fry's voice: "DAAAAAAAAMMMN!"
 * Lord Shen: "Dodo, your crew and the ship your promise are magnifisent!"
 * Mr. Dodo: Indeed. I am still disgusted on how Shamus tried to trick us like that.
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed. We should've heeded the Prehistoric One's warning about him sooner. Thank you for asking your friend doing it more sooner."
 * Boss Wolf: Speacking of Icky, sir. Where is he anyway?
 * Icky appears.
 * Icky: "Helping my parents take in their bags. They pack like pack-rats!"
 * Shenzi: "I noticed alot of the crew looks, tired, and angry."
 * Banzai: Yeah, and I bet it had somthing to do with Icky asking Mr Dodo to rush on the vessel arrangements.
 * Lord Shen: "I assure their attatudes will adjust once the captain Dodo hired will come. Who is the captain you hired anyway, Mr. Dodo?"
 * ???: That would be me! (Everyone looks behind them)
 * Icky: "YOU?!"
 * Banzai: Long John Silver, the Cyborg version?
 * Mr. Dodo: "Yes, what's wrong with John? Did you ask him to forsake future servings to the leage?"
 * Banzai: "Yeah, but, your making a space pirate captain of a sea voyage?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Space, Sea, does it really matter? he has exspearience with travel, reguardless of where he traveled."
 * Lord Shen: "Hmm, tecnecly a good arguement. But i hope he has a first mate that'll be helpful in sea travel."
 * John Silver: "The first mate's coming right now!"
 * in a disence, carrage with alot of horses is seen coming, forcing towns people to move out of the way!
 * Lord Shen: "Whoever this first mate is, i bet he or she knows what's what!"
 * the carrage comes to a rest. the door opens, reveling a sofisicately dressed man, wowing everyone, only reveling the real first mate..... Princess Celestia in sea fairing's clothing.
 * Celestia: "Salutations."
 * Everyone but Jonh Silver and the crew: "PRINCESS CELESTIA?!"
 * Lord Shen: "WHEN TEH BLOODY HECK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT SEA TRAVEL?!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Well, i heard alot of diplomatic missions to the other contreies in Equestia involved alittle sea travel Shen. plus, this is just as personal to her as it is to us you know."
 * Celestia comes aboard.
 * Lord Shen: "Your highness, what's the meaning of this?"
 * Po: Shen, If I didint know anybetter, I say Celestia's keeping secrets. Pluse I'm starting to think that sailor might be telling the truth after all.
 * Celestia: "This has nothing to do with what you said, Panda. My interests are to rescue Kairi and Twilight, as well as the others. You shouldn't be believing the words of alcaholics."
 * Lord Shen: "Alcourse, and you heard what Dodo said about her having sea fairing exspearience in diplomatic meetings in lands afar."
 * Mantis: That makes no sense.
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU SETH ROGAN SOUNDING INSECT?! YOU NEVER BEEN TO SEA-FAIR DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS!"
 * Viper noticing an object Celestia is holding.
 * Celestia moves it away.
 * Celestia: "It's a good luck charm!"
 * Tigress: Your highness, the truth. What is wrong with you and Shen?
 * Shifu: Unless the turth is revealed right now, then well have to cancel the voyage.
 * Celestia: "That is not your decidion! That's Silver's!"
 * Lord Shen: "And how dare all of you accuse Celestia like imbaciles! Celestia insisted that grog comsuming fool lied to us and that's final!"
 * Shifu: "..... Our apologies. We will cease our disrespect."
 * Tirgress: "But master-"
 * Shifu: "Lives are on the line! We should not let their suffering prolong, just to satisfy needless curiousity."
 * Tigress bowed in respect and obedience.
 * Lord Shen: "More like it. Celestia told me herself."
 * they left.
 * Soothsayer: "I ensure everyone Shen knows nothing of Celestia true intentions. Otherwise, he would've been on our side. He may love Celestia, but he's not the kind to side with conspitors."
 * Shifu: "Your right. If what Shamus' said is true, then Shen is made into a fool. this is obviously an issue not even the princess would revel to someone she cares most of all."
 * Icky: "Why are we back suddenly believeing that drunk?! Celestia's only here because she cares for Kairi and Twilight, and the others, and we're accusing her for secret holding?! Honestly."
 * Shifu: "Maybe Shamus is a lier. Maybe not. either way, we can't be too quick to pick a side yet. For now, we don't try to shove this forth. let's allow Celestia and Shen to calm down."
 * Icky: "Ok, let's just get going already!"
 * Silver: Well in that case, Raise the gangplank! (The gangplank was taken away)
 * Mr. Dodo: Let go forward line! (One line was tossed to a sailor) Let go aft line! (Another line was tossed to another sailor). "Hard to starboard lads! Set the sails!"
 * The sails unfurled and the vessel takes off!

The Dragon Temple- The Pool of Visions Room the ship. the grog room.
 * later.
 * Icky: "Wow, what a rousing song."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Now, let me introduse you to my friend. he's right over there!"
 * A clumsy Pelagan crashed into a bunch of barrols!
 * Icky: "That's the guy?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Yep, he's a friend from Wonderland before he moved to Desteny islands. Meet Mr. Kluts."
 * Mr. Kluts: Please to meet your acquaintance, folks.
 * he tries to get up, but falls flat in his face!
 * Icky: "Yeah, i'm gonna go exploring the ship."
 * Icky walks out.
 * alot of crew members were walking about.
 * Icky gets bumped by a big elephant crew member.
 * Elephant: "Watch it, twerp!"
 * Icky: "Gees, sounds like someone didn't get their daily peanuts."
 * Icky notices an Aligater, a Lobster, and a stupid looking goat talking to eachother about something. Icky gets suspitious, and the crew noticed him.
 * Aligater: "What are you looking at, freak?"
 * Lobster: "Yeah, freak?"
 * Icky: "Who ya calling freak?"
 * hissing was heared, and a vest wearing anaconda appeared.
 * the Anaconda: "You should learn, to mind your own bissssssnesssss."
 * Icky: "Uh, buddy, you seem to have a lisp issue."
 * the Anaconda grips Icky.
 * Anaconda: "Clearly, your hearing is betraying you!"
 * Icky: "Sucks my eyes are doing just fine."
 * Anaconda hisses angerly!
 * Anaconda: "That's it, you disrespectful little-"
 * the Anaconda slams Icky into a poll, the other crew members gathering around to cheer for the Anaconda!
 * A female Kiwi crew member: "COME ON! SLICE HIM!"
 * A spancih looking Racoon: "(Speaks something in spanich!)"
 * Anaconda: "Any last words, Amigo?"
 * Suddenly Icky hears Groofy's voice above deck.
 * Goofy; BURNING RAFT OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!!!!
 * Anaconda: "(Hiss), Thissss ain't over, Amigo."
 * the Anaconda drops Icky.
 * the raft is seen drifting torwords the ship.
 * Lord Shen: "No sign of bodies. There's doubt they died! I bet they escaped!"
 * Celestia: "I hope so."
 * John: "Bring it aboard for ferther expection!"
 * the crewmembers bring the raft aboard.
 * Spongebob: Oh dear neptune this is more worse then I thought!
 * Soothsayer: "Let's not judge a book by it's cover. Let me tell the tale of the raft."
 * Soothsayer uses magic to revel the truth behind the raft.
 * Soothsayer: "Blot, and the pirates, ambushed and captured them, and brought the raft and them aboard. an uncertain amount of time later, Spyro and the others, are seen planting bombs on the ship. the ship was destroyed! but Blot and the majority of the crew, still live."
 * Lord Shen: "There you go! there's still hope for them."
 * John: Aye, but I wouldent be still in my high spirits yet If I was ye, cause if what O'l Blot's ambitions for ye reptile friend and lass are ture, them ye better pray for the worse.
 * Lord Shen: "We shouldn't be negitive about this enither! i don't want nonsense going around like that ape killed them or something! You saw the Soothsayer's magic! that means they took care of themselfs just fine!"
 * John: "If you wish. Alright everyone, back to work!"
 * Ignitus, The High Council and Luna saw the whole thing in the pool of visions.
 * Ignitus: "Well, it's a good thing they escaped Blot, but it's concerning he might not be done with Spyro or the others yet."
 * Luna: "Why can't Celestia just admit it! Why must she always have to always make, some sort of, grand master plan?! why can't she be straight forword about this?!"
 * Terradore: Thats excatully the point Luna. Celestia is'nt in her "correct" mind. It has been twisted and morphed by greif and fear ever since Taiklar took your parents' lives.
 * Luna: "Don't find me uncaring, what happened to mother and father effected me greatly! it made me depressed, and made me question myself, and the loyalty of the ponies, but, allowing that lead me to become.... Her. and thanks to, "Her", i was banished for a good thoundson years on my own moon! but, i am not sure if i had truely moved on myself. and Celestia, she looked like she moved on until, now."
 * Cyril: I do believe Terradore is correct. Greif makes people do terrible things.
 * Luna: (Sighs) I know, but atleast my dear sister brought Kairi's fourth birthday present with her to give to Kairi for her sister/brother anniversary with Spyro. I just wish we could come.
 * Volteer: "She figured we would be too honest for our own good, exspically concerning Shen!"
 * Luna: "IS she really afriad Shen would judge her for having a moment of weakness? Does Shen not share the same family related sorrow? Doesn't Shen love her, no matter what?"
 * Flora: Indeed he dose dear.
 * Merrywather: Especally since that mean ol' snake took evreything from Kairi when he discovered what his future would hold involving her.
 * Luna: "Then, why is Celestia acting that there's doubt?"
 * Ignitus: Ever since Taiklar killed your mother and father, Celestia couldent bear to let anyone know what became of them.
 * Luna: Celestia and I have lost many things in the past centuries but losing mother and father was our greatestd devestating blow yet and Celestia's secretcy is starting to take its toll on her.
 * Cyril: "Now, now, calm yourself Luna. We don't know if Celestia's latest "Improvise" will fail or not."
 * Luna: "Well, they normally always suceed... but, Why am i skectical of this one?"
 * Ignitus: Only time will tell, Luna. Now, we must head to the Destiny Islands at once. We need to prepare for Spyro and Kairi's surprise brother and sister anniversary party and we have a moment to waste.
 * Luna: Of course but how are Kairi, Spyro, Twilight and their group are doing scince their escape from Blot?
 * Cyril: Momma Odie, would you do the honors?
 * Momma Odie was snoring.
 * Flora: Oh dear.
 * Ignitus: Momma Odie.
 * Momma Odie (Now fully awake) Juju!
 * Juju, Momma Odie's pet snake appeared.
 * Momma Odie: Why didnt you tell me that we're in the middle of a High Council meeting and they require my magic gumbo assistance?!?
 * Luna: "You know that snake can't talk like the Snake lougers, right?"
 * Momma Odie: "You mean i still haven't granted that speech spell?!"
 * Luna:...I guess not.
 * Momma Odie: (Sighs, then casts spell on Juju)
 * Juju: Finally! 3 years since The Princess and the Frog's airing, and I couldn't say a damn word! Now, where's that Anaconda who called me a moving string?
 * Ignitus: "He went on the voyage to rescue Kairi and the others."
 * Momma Odie: 'What?! Didn't they who who he was?! That was El Skales Con Carnage! the nastiest trouble maker this side of the universe!"
 * others: 'WHAT?!"
 * Ignitus: "I'm sure they can handle themselves. Our attention must be turned to-"
 * Momma Odie: "Honey, i'm concerned for their safey as much as the next guy, but look at this (chili shows them) they won't be head torwords something exciting for awhile."
 * Trixie (in chili): "I'M BORED!"
 * Momma Odie: "Do we really wanna bore the audience with them travling in sea for days, or are we gonna keep the eye on the rescuers until something exciting does happen?"
 * Ignitus: "But, isn't this peisode focusing on-"
 * Momma Odie: "Tman has a wedding to attend. Besides, Scroopfan changed so that the other lougers will be impourent too, and not just secondary characters."
 * Ignitus: "(Sigh). your right. That Anaconda's foul inetnt is more urgent now. (looks into chili) take care, Spyro. take care of them all."
 * they turn back to the pool.
 * Icky was relaxing. suddenly, the same Anaconda from before, with the lobster, alogater, and goat from before sneaking up on him.
 * Anaconda: "Now, where were we, bird? Oh right! you were about to fall victim to the vengeful might, of El Skales Con Carnage, for you idioty!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, do you mind skaley? Your in my sun."
 * El Skales: (Grabs him by the throat with his tail) When I'm through with you, you'll be chopped up into bite-sized pieces so I won't have to worry about swallowing you whole. Ocassionally, that takes an hour. But anyway, prepare to be Kentucky Fried Chicken!
 * Icky: MOMMY!!!
 * Silver: (Grabs El Skales' body) Mr. El Skales?...You ever see what happens to a fresh plum when you squeeze real HARD! (Twists El Skales' body)
 * El Skales: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! (Drops Icky)
 * Celestia: What's all the commotion out here?...You know the rules! There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage...Am I clear,  Mr. Con Carnage?
 * El Skales:...Transparently. (Celestia leaves)
 * Icky: (Sighs in relief) What's that snake's problem? (Scoffs, imitating him) I'm a mean anaconda who isn't nice to anybody! Thanks for that back there, Silver.
 * Silver: Oh, my pleasure, lad. He won't lay a coil on ye' as long as we're around.
 * Lord Shen: "Didn't expected the crew to be so troublesome."
 * John Silver: "Well, alot of the rew has, a questionable history. We have to be careful around them."
 * El Skales was fumigating.
 * The lobster, Goat, and Alligater from before was lounging about, as other animal pirates did their thing. suddenly, a familer form appeared. Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty,
 * Shamus: "If you all can pardon my blunt speaking, everyone. are ye all..... (pulls out a big pirate sword) STARK CRAVING, TOTALLY BLINKING DAF!? YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MESS WITH ANYONE LIKE THAT! WE NEED THOSE LOUGERS TO REALISE MY DREAMS OF FINALLY RETURNING ALL THAT TREASURE TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS?!"
 * El Skales: 'That disrespectul bird was pointing his beck to where it doesn't belong, Captain Shamus."
 * Shamus: "Just call me Shamus, i'm not that, ambitious mad delusional pirate anymore! I got straight! now the only thing i want to do with that treasure, is return them to their rightful owners! If we are to do the mutany right, we do it my way, no slaughter or bloodshed! we can go as far as a hostage situation, but that's it!"
 * El Skales: "Then what's your plan to prevent those fools from stopping your plans?"
 * Shamus: "Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain?"
 * Sea Claw the lobster, Purse-skin the alligater, and Dead-brain the goat: "Sir?"
 * Shamus: "Make sure that prehistoric bird learns to mind his own beeswax next time, and do it, discretly."
 * Sea-claw: "We got ya boss."
 * Shamus: "I was hoping by making them believe the legend, they could've help us get the treasure, but thats to that grief-ridden goddess, they took me for an old drunken fool following fairy-tales! We'll have to be sneaky about this! the minute we get to the famed island of the tribe of the Ham-dams, that's when we make our move."
 * Dead-Brain: Ah, good plan, Shamus. Good plan.
 * Shamus: Thank you, Dead-Brain. And El Skales? DON'T screw this up again! Ye' almost sent yer'self to the slammer that time! Kapeesh?
 * El Skales: Kapeesh.
 * Shamus: "Good. as much as i do agree that prehistoric bird is rather, mouthy for his own good, we are not to be in par with the likes of Blot! Like i ask, no blood shed, not even on those we don't like the looks of! otherwise, i would've had no problem turning you into snakeskin boots long ago!"
 * El Skales: Aye-aye, sir.

Chapter 2: Captain Taiklar DarkHeart and the Loot of 100000 Realms
Spyro and the gang's location A few explanations later...
 * Spyro:...Okay, I think we're lost.
 * Fluttershy: (Sticking her head underwater, then comes back up) Well, I'm just glad to be out of that horrible place.
 * Tavin: Well, we hate to do this to you, mates, but we have to get out of here.
 * Rarity: "Your still on that "Tasmantis" Nonsense?"
 * Tavin: "I don't blame you skecticisum! But you will be pleasently surprise when I do find it! I could be famous! and also, i will finally meet somene in my spieces that's NOT a clone!"
 * Trixie: "Ok, fine! By all means, follow your deluded dreams!"
 * Tavin: YES! I'm finally gonna be a DAD once I have kids! (Laughs as he begins to put on his suit)
 * Jake: Hey, mates? Care tell why your pony buddy is doing that? (Notes Fluttershy as she continues sticking her head in the water)
 * Twilight: It's kind of a long story. We'd rather not explain.
 * Spyro: Just go on and enjoy yourselves at that Tasmantis place you're talking about.
 * Tavin: Suit yourself, mates. (Jake and Tavin dive, and Fluttershy sees them in the water below)
 * Fluttershy: (gargling): "Wow, a sea rat and a dog thingie."
 * Cynder: "Well, we're gonna be here for awhile. we lost our fraft full of supplies, and we didn't pack any food. And sense our vegitarian friends can't eat fish, we must find land now."
 * Spyro: "We are. That island those pirates were talking about. Though i doubt their reasons for being there, but we can't tread water forever."
 * Twilight: "Risky as that is, your right."
 * Spyro and Kairi are still noticing Fluttershy sticking her head underwater.
 * Twilight: "Fluttershy, your becoming unhealthingly obessed of the ocean! and i think that salt water's getting in your head throught your ears! stop now!"
 * Spyro: Oh come on Twi just let her explore the sea. Besides it is where Spongebob camefrom pluse remember when Fluttershy got sick when we took Kairi to Sea World?
 * Twilight: "I don't remember that!"
 * Sparx: "That's because there was no episode on that."
 * Twilight: "But aren't you guys worred she would drown? or worse, that salt makes her dehidrated and insane?"
 * Spyro: Well, I know someone who can help Fluttershy to either swim and breath like a fish or give her a mermaid tail so she wont drown.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Who?"
 * Spyro: King Triton.
 * silence.
 * Twilight grabs Spyro, and begins slapping him!
 * Twilight: "HE'S IN (SLAP) ANOTHER (SLAP) WORLD (SLAP) YOU (SLAP) IDIOT! (SLAP SLAP SLAP!)"
 * Spyro: "Ow. Hooves are hard."
 * Gilda: "Ok, ok, fine! Alright fluttershy, the pool's close! Time to get out of the pool!"
 * Trixie: "Yes! the purple one is concern for thy safety!"
 * Kairi: Riku, if we ever get home when this adventure is over, remind me to ask Godmother Celestia to give Twilight a vacation and atlot of anger management classes.
 * Riku: "Kairi, we're all stressed out, tired, and grateful we're alive. Let Twilight be a bitch if she wants too! those jerkoffs did things to her!"
 * Spike begins to notice something in one of Twilight's books about the legends of the United Universes.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wow Twi, why did you reacted like that?"
 * Riku: It's not really Twilight's fault that she's doing this to Spyro, Dashie. Its also not just our stressed out moods. It's the sun thats making her go crazy.
 * Twilight bucks Riku in the crocth!
 * Riku: "DO'H!"
 * Twilight: "DON'T EVER INSULT THE SUN LIKE THAT AGAIN?! IT IS A SYMBOL OF CELESTIA'S KINDNESS AND WARMTH?!"
 * The Cursaders gasp at this along with Fluttershy after peeking into the ocean and saw what just happend.
 * Applejack: Oh, Nelly!
 * Twilight: "WHAT ARE YOU INFADILES LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?!"
 * Scootaloo spinned her hoove around like before the last time she went alittle nuts.
 * Pinkie: (Now scared of what now the mad drivin Twilight is about to do next) Quick sombody do somthing to make Twilight snap out of it fast!
 * Twilight: "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING MAD?! I AM PERFECTLY FINE!....... BABAOOY, BABABOOY, HOWERD STERN'S PENIS! BABABOOY, BABABOOY?!"
 * Spike after seeing this which is now "Enough is Enough" lets out his green dragon flame at Twilight and slaps her across the face several times.
 * Spike: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!
 * Twilight (Finally coming to her senses) Huh?
 * Kairi: I thought you were better then this, Twilight.
 * Riku: "Like i said before, stressed. You can be amaze what becomes of a person after managing to escape pirates. happens to the best of us."
 * Twilight looks at her friends who are now terrified of her bad behavior against Spyro. Pinkie and Rarity look like they are about to cry. Applejack, Trixie and Gilda are in shock and disbelief at Twilight's violent behavor, Fluttershy is complety shaking at the sight of Twilight with Rainbow Dash conforting her while giving Twilight a glare of disapointment along with Cynder and Riku. The crusaders now shaken backed away while hugging eachother while Spike and Kairi come over to confort Spyro while looking at Twilight angerily.
 * Twilight: "Wha, what happened?"
 * Kairi: You have become the very monster Sandy and Spongebob were when she was Cruel to Stephen and he yelled at Icky while thought Gary was more important to him then his friends.
 * Gilda: "Whoa, too harsh. At least Twilight has an exquse here, she's stressed out, and we were lucky we didn't get gutted by Pirates."
 * Trixie: "Agreed, i did FAR worse then slap a dragon repeatedly, and kick a human in the momze-daddy button!"
 * Applejack: "Same here, we're all just tired and nerved-wreck, anyone of us would've done the same things, or even worse."
 * Sparx: reguardless, Spyro had good intentions on helping Fluttershy explore the ocean without drowning but your stressed attitude have turned you into a big bully/jerk to Spyro.
 * Applebloom: And I thought Babs had issues along with Daimond Tiara's attitude towards blankflanks.
 * Cynder: Twilight, if you can't see the kind compassion and friendship advice Spyro is giving to Fluttershy, then I guess your no better then Discord or even Queen Chrysalis.
 * Twilight;s eyes begin to tear up after realizing what she just did.
 * Twilight: What have I done?
 * Spyro: "Everyone! the whole thing's my fault! I briefly failed to remember we were in a bad situation! Twilight was just looking out for Fluttershy, and, yeah, if Triton was here, he would've done more then make Fluttershy sea wrothy. I mean, Triton in Desteny islands? Wow, that was stupid. Don't be mad at Twilight. were all messed up right now, ok? It was dumb of me for saying that."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, i supposed it didn't help i was looking in the water more then normally accepted."
 * Applejack: 'That's what I, Trixie and Gilda was trying to say!"
 * Spyro focus his attention Twilight.
 * Spyro: Twi.. I'm really sorry. It was in bad taste.
 * Twilight: (while holding back tears) Well, see.... Spyro...I didnt mean to...Ohhhh! (runs to the lifeboat bow puts her hooves over her eyes and starts sobbing)
 * Spike: "So, we should be mad at Spyro for giving a well meaning but totally stupid idea?"
 * Applejack: "No one's being mad at anyone! Let's all just, get our heads togather! Those who said rude things to Twi should apologies now!"
 * Kairi: Applejack is right. No ones playing the blame game now, not while were in somthing serious. We're eachother's family and we cant fall apart now.
 * Riku: Then, I'll go first to apologize to Twi since I started it. Sorry i forgot your serious loyalty to Celestia.
 * Applejack: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Scootaloo: I'll go next. Sorry i did that spinny thing."
 * Kairi: Pinkie Pie?
 * Pinkie: "What did i do?"
 * Rainbow Dash: You freaked out which made Twilight's madness worse before Spike put a stop to it.
 * Pinkie: "Oops. Sorry."
 * Applejack: "Anyone else?"
 * Spyro: Which is last but not least, me. I really am Sorry Twi. I was just trying to help Fluttershy out in her intrest of the ocean.
 * Twilight (finally calming down now): It's ok. Spyro. You were just trying to be a good friend and thats what friends do. They look out foreach other. My only wish now is that I realized that sooner.
 * Applejack: (to Kairi while Smiling) Well Kairi, whatcha think of that?
 * Cynder: ".... I'm the most sorry, Twilight. i compared you to your worse enemies! how could've i been that way!? It's Penny all over again....."
 * Rarity: "Wait, pardon?"
 * Pinkie: "What's a Penny?"
 * Kairi: Looks like I have some explaning to do.
 * Applebloom: "Who's Penny, miss Kairi?"
 * Scootaloo: And what did Cynder did to this Penny Girl that was so bad.
 * Sweetie Belle: And how did you...Uh?... Yeah, what they said!
 * Pinkie: "OH! STORY TIME! (SUDDENLY PULLS SNACKS OUT OF NOWEHERE!) TELL US THE STORY!"
 * Rainbow Dash (while making herself confortable with Fluttershy and Gilda): This will be a good story to hear, right Gilda and Fluttershy?
 * Cynder sadly sulks away from the event, look at her relfection in the sea.
 * Suddenly Cynder's reflection turns into her adult Dark Cynder form Like Kovu's reflection taking the form of Scar after Simba falsey casted him out of the Pride Lands due to Zira's bribing threats.
 * Cynder quietly gasped!
 * the relection was gone, normal Cynder is appearent.
 * Riku: Cynder, are you ok?
 * Cynder: "Duh, i'm fine. I'll be fine."
 * Suddenly Cynder has a flashback of her first encounter with Ansem Seeker of Darkness and what he told her, Riku and Shen back in the World that Never Was in Spyro/Spongebob and Friends Get Spirited Away. after such, a maniacly laughing Malefor!
 * Cynder was breaching heavly.
 * Sparx: "Uh, did those pirates forced you to drink sea water?"
 * Cynder: It's nothing Sparx, I'll be fine.
 * Riku: Your thinking about what Ansem told you and Shen, are you?
 * Cynder: "NO I'M NOT?!"
 * The other paused at what Cynder had just said.
 * Cynder: (Sighs) I just, don't wanna hear the story. Why hear something you were already there in when you know how it's gonna end?
 * Sparx: Cool, cause Kairi aint gonna start story time without all of us together.
 * Cynder: "I'm going to fly for abit, clear my mind."
 * Sparx: "Are you sur-"
 * Cynder: "I'M POSTITIVE?!"
 * Cynder flew off in a huff.
 * Sweetiebelle: "Uh, why did Cynder turned into a total crancky pants?"
 * Sparx: "Must be her time of the month."
 * Applebloom: "Time of the month?"
 * Sparx: "Well, sometimes older girls go throug- (Suddenly, a piece of iron appears on Sparx's mouth) Mmf, mmm mmmf!"
 * Trixie: "No thanks are nessersary."
 * Scootaloo: "Ok, now what's really wrong with Cynder? Is she going nuts like Twilight?"
 * Twilight: Maybe what's happened to us lately is REALLY getting to our heads.
 * Fluttershy: I couldn't agree more.
 * Scootaloo: So, Fluttershy, how did you end up getting interested in the sea all of a sudden?
 * Sweetiebelle: Yeah, you're starting to become more like Melody.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I really don't wanna talk about it.
 * Applebloom: Well, we can fix that. Once we find the nearest island, be sure to meet with us in private, okay?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...sure. Okay.
 * Applebloom: (Whispering to the Crusaders) Cutie marks, here we come!
 * Scootaloo: You know it!
 * Pinkie: "Please tell us the story Kairi! (makes puppy dog eyes, and starts to wimper like a dog)"
 * Gilda: "Oh, for the love of bronies!"
 * Kairi: Well, I suppose it all started when me and this girl named Penny were captured when Cynder was still corrupted...
 * Kairi: And you see, that was when I had the oppertunity to meet the Shell Lodge for the first time.
 * Cynder: Of course, I didn't really mean all those rude comments about Penny. It was the darkness inside me that said that. But the stupidest thing that happened during the team-up with Madam Medusa was that she was so greedy, that she betrayed us and kept the diamond for herself in the end.
 * Twilight: Whoa...that was quite a downer.
 * Cynder: Tell me about it.
 * Kairi: After that, the Lodge had been watching over me not just as guardians, but as family. And with me in their hands, they managed to find Spyro in the WB version of Camelot, and help him get the courage to defeat Dark Cynder, and cure her from her corruption.
 * Pinkie: "But did Cynder ever make amends to Penny."
 * Cynder: "I was not able to meet her again personally, but sometime before our atlantis adventure, we recived a letter from her."
 * Applebloom: "What was it about? What did it say?"
 * Kairi pulled something from her bag, reveling a crayton drawing of Cynder, and words on the back that said, "No hard feelings Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean."
 * Kairi: It said "No hard feelings, Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean. Signed, Penny"."
 * Cynder: Wow. She must've heard I was rescued from my corruption long ago. Besides, that's a nice drawing of me.
 * Twilight: That was pretty thoughtful.
 * Fluttershy: So, what can we find out about this pirate myth that mean gorilla told us about?
 * Kairi: I don't know, yet. But whoever this keyblade-wielding pirate is, we need to know about it.
 * Spyro: We just need to find someplace to help us concentrate.
 * Spike: "Actelly guys, during Twilight's meltdown, i saw she brought a book about United Universe legends."
 * Twilight: Oh, of course. The UUniversal Legends Book. I always keep something like that. (Gets book, and searches it) Let's see, warlords, wizards, mythical species, Ah-ha! Pirates!
 * Cynder: Got anything about a keyblade-wielding pirate?
 * Twilight: I'm looking...hmm...Well, I got one keyblade-wielding pirate in here. It's the folk tale of Captain Taiklar Blackheart and the Loot of 100000 Realms.
 * Spyro: Well, he seems to fit the profile all right. What's it say about him?
 * Twilight: It says that Captain Taiklar Blackheart was a keyblade-wielder who was bound to corruption, and formed a pirate crew who robbed about thousands of worlds around the UUniverses, including the royal ones. He was so powerful, that he defeated even immortals including King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight of Equestria...wait a minute, who are King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight? I find those names strangely familiar for some reason.
 * Spyro: Hmm, I never heard of them.
 * Cynder: I find them familiar, too. But it's been so long ever since I last thought of them.
 * Twilight: Well, whoever they were, we'll find out soon. Anyway, Captain Blackheart defeated immortals and mortals and robbed them of their wealth. No one knows where Taiklar stashed the treasure he stole, but they say some of his crew's ancestors still live today.
 * Kairi: How long ago was this?
 * Twilight: It says that Taiklar was born during the 10th century, and died of lung cancer somewhere unknown. No one has ever found his body, but Taiklar's stolen treasure still lies somewhere in the UUniverses...10th century? That's a century before Celestia and Luna defeated Discord. That means that Taiklar has lived during Equestria's younger years.
 * Rainbow Dash: Unbelievable! Just unbelievable!
 * Gilda: "But how come i never heard of King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight?"
 * Sparx: "Uh oh! Something tells me we're looking at another High Council conspirity! i mean, us not knowing who those two are?! Tailkar or whatever he is concsidered to be a myth?! I'm just spit-balling here, but, What this guy killed those two?"
 * Twilight: Hmm...Spike, do we have that book about Equestria's history with us?
 * Spike: Oh, yes, we do, Twilight. It's right here. (Takes out a book that says 'Equestrian History')
 * Twilight: Alright, let's see if we have any info on King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. (Opens book, and looks through pages)...10th century...Equestrian rulers...here it is. King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. It says that...(Gasps) Oh, dear! No wonder those names sounded familiar!
 * Spyro: What is it, Twilight?
 * Twilight: Well, this may be kind of a shock, but...King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight are...are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's biological parents.
 * Pinkie: PERMISSION TO FREAK OUT!!!
 * Spyro: Celestia and Luna's parents? Wow!
 * Cynder: Of course! Now I remember everything! When I was first corrupted, Malefor told me that Chernibog corrupted Captain Taiklar to serve as one of the army. But Taiklar didn't approve, and went out on his own to become a pirate, which was his childhood dream. But the corruption made him VERY greedy, and he began robbing thousands of wealthy worlds, many of which include Equestria. he and many other criminals took advantage of the High council's turned eye on the worlds in the real first cartoonian war."
 * Pinkie: "You mean the one with Cobra wasn't the first one?"
 * Cynder: "That's the second war, it's mistakenly called the first because there was very little knowlegde of the real one."
 * Twilight: I just can't believe Celestia never told me about this.
 * Fluttershy: Maybe it was too horrible for her to reveal to anyone else.
 * Sparx: "If the High Council did conspirisized this, they didn't do a good job cenzoring it."
 * Cynder: That's true, The High Council actually covered it up by saying that King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight still lived, but left to an unknown realm. And it seemed to have worked because everybody thought that Taiklar was a pirate myth. But some people, like Captain Blot, believe the 'myth', and scavenge the UUniverses for the location of The Loot of 100000 Realms, but never lived long enough to reach it.
 * Spyro: So where did he hid the treasure after he took Nightus and Heavenslight's lives?
 * Twilight: Well, it actually doesn't say.
 * Trixie: "Not sure it helps, but i over heard from those otters that they found the possable location, in an island of cute hamsters."
 * Sparx: "Hamsters? That doesn't sound so bad."
 * Trixie: "After they managed through an Elephant seal cove."
 * Sparx: "Not a problem, they can keep to tehmselfs."
 * Trixie: "And a Sea monster invested waters."
 * Sparx: "Hey, we all know their myths."
 * Trixie: "And a secter filled with shape-shifting bird sirens!"
 * Sparx: "Oh......."
 * Suddenly Spike remembers what Blot told Spyro while showing him his treasure map.
 * Trixie: "But unfortunealy, those brutes are far away by now, so we can kiss following them goodbye."
 * Spike: "Maybe, we don't need too."
 * Trixie: "Well, explain little one."
 * Spike: Remember when Blot showed us that map of his? The One Related to Spyro's inheratage to Kingdom Hearts?
 * Spyro: "But i am still doubtful on that! WHta does my heratage have anything to do with some mythcal riches? i mean, once thought mythical, or maybe still, i don't know anymore! But i know this! my heratage and some pirate's fanisty are too completely different things!"
 * Twilight: "Well, we don't we try to find out why Blot think those two have something in common?"
 * Spyro: "... I did planned that. Sorry, i'm both curious but sketic at the same time. I want to find out, but at the same time, i thing it's nonsense. Everything's becoming complacated! it's like, someone wanted us to end up here!"
 * Cynder realises something.
 * Cynder: "The storm. Cobra. Guys, i think Cobra made that storm happened!"
 * everyone else: "WHAT?!"
 * Cynder: "Trust me, he told me his meddailian has the power to malmitulate weather! i bet he's respondsable! he made that storm happen so we are to end up in Blot's terratory to try to get us killed, and make Spyro, Kairi, and possably me captured, and the rest of you out of the picture!"
 * Trixie: "Are you sure?"
 * Cynder: "(Scoffs), he once made snowstorm and a tornado at the same time in new york!"
 * Pinkie: "A SNOWNADO?!"
 * Cynder: Yes and he casted a tornadio in a trailer park one time, then a flash flood in a desert.
 * Trixie: "WHY WOULD THAT OLD SKALEY FART DO THAT TO US LIKE THAT?! THAT IS EVIL, EVEN FOR HIM?!"
 * Spyro suddenly spots an island out in the distance.
 * Cynder: "If i know him well, he clearly wanted to cheat Spyro, Kairi, and Maybe me out of the safety of the lougers so the united universe is to fall to darkness."
 * Spike: So that explains that really intense storm!
 * Spyro: Guys, look!
 * Gilda: "What? We're busy saying we really hate Cobra's guts now!"
 * Kairi (begins to see the island too and points at it) Look at that!
 * Trixie: "Land? LAND?! LAND!"
 * Sparx: "Do you think that's the island Blot and those other jerks are heading, or even, that treasure thing?"
 * Riku: Well, theres only one way to find out, Sparx!
 * Pinkie Pie: YAY!!!! REALLY FUN SEAFAIRING ADVENTURE, HOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: "PINKIE PIE!"
 * Rarity: "Do you want those sea faring brutes to find us?!'
 * Pinkie: "Sorry."

Chapter 3: The Native Hamster Inhabited Island
the Rescue ship.
 * Icky and Iago were lounging about.
 * Icky: "Ahh, there's nothing like a sea fairing adventure to clear the mind, Iago ol' buddy."
 * Iago: My thoughts exactully, Ick.
 * The two spot Ganny Gricky tossing some food overboard.
 * Granny Gricky: Ashes, feeding time!
 * Icky: "Oh, granny's wasting food again for her absoluty not real pet!"
 * Iago: "Should we stop her?"
 * Icky: "Nah, she'll only get volient. I say just let go and let live i say. Just let Granny do what she wants, and she won't complain too much."
 * Iago: "Are you sure?"
 * Icky: "Oh, i'm postitive. Let me tell you this story about this one time with granny and my dad which a is a pretty good and long story that i'm sure will get a chuckle out of you completely uniterup-"