Holiday Spoiled Anthology

Holiday Spoiled Anthology is the Season 3 Second Holiday Double-Feature Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Holidays are coming to a close as the Lougers, after busting another Holiday baddie, came to celebrate the holidays with the Main 7 while Gazelle is away at Zootopia to do a "Zoomas" concert and celebrate with her fans. The heroes were looking forword for a long awaited break, but then, suddenly the School gets attacked by a ice wraith ghost of a Panan Saytr known as The Holiday Spoiler, an escaped Tartarus Spirit who has began to ruin holidays because he died tragicly on a Panan holiday around the uprising of the Storm King, and thus hates holidays as a result. The Lougers, The Main 7, and the Factilty get hit with an ice curse that is slowly turning them into pure ice. And now, it is up to the Interacial students to save the day and get to canterlot to call for Gazelle's help, since the Holiday Spoiler pretty much destroyed the communicator in Sparkle's Castle. To pass the time of reaching Canterlot, the Students desided to tell holiday stories to eachother, all the while, avoiding the troubles of the Holiday Spoiler, like Ice Imps, Pocessed Killer Snowponies, Ice Zombies, and a spectril Snow Serpent pet of the Holiday Spoiler also from Tartarus, as the group also try to decode a mystery on how the Holiday Spoiler was freed, espeically since the Holiday Spoiler admited that "I only have one of your own students to thank for that", which also puts the Interacial Students at abit of a conflict with eachother, of which Gaster was espeically touchy about. Can the students figure out who is behind the mess before the Holiday Spoiler ruins all of Equestria's holidays.

PTE Redux Status: Unworthy. This moisode was originally going to have a redux featuring the unabridged stories, and the prevention of heroes becoming corrupted, but Scroopfan had other plans favoring the students.

Stories

 * 1) The Hearth Reindeers- Polarity explains the story of how Hearth's Warming got it's Christmas image.
 * 2) The Real Story of Scales- Quartz tells the real story of Scales.
 * 3) The Full Story Behind Gallus' Family- Gallus explains his personal life about family and the fate of his birth parents.
 * 4) Skyceria's Peryton Holiday Story- Skyceria goes in full depth of the time before the Friendship School where she had to cope with one of her sister's self-incert holidays.
 * 5) Shore's Seapony Holiday Story- Shore explains on how the holidays for Sea Ponies go.
 * 6) Rhabdom's Public and Private Holiday- Rhabdom tells how she spent her holidays before and after she was separated from her family.
 * 7) The Holiday Spoiler's Backstory- Little Dipper was able to uncover runes that tell the full story of the Holiday Spoiler.
 * 8) Chrysalis Day Story- Gaster explains his distaste for holidays originating from Chrysalis Day, a holiday where Changelings all give gifts to Crhysalis and typically get none back, which his first Chrysalis Day was the starting domino of Gaster's desend into dispising royalty and athority.

Chapter 1: A Typical Holiday Suddenly Gone South
Equestria Dragon Realms New York. Later... Equestria, sometime after the Lougers arrived. Later... Outside Play Preperations A frozen lake. Ponyville outskirts. Anichent Graveyard. Ponyville.
 * (SpongeBob): T'was the day of Hearth's Warming, and all through the whatever rhymes with griffin, not a creature was naughty, not even a griffin.
 * Gallus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLOSED?!
 * (SpongeBob): I SAID not even a griffin!
 * Gallus: Get soaked!!!
 * Shore: Hello? You can't work during the holidays.
 * Gallus: BULLS***!!! IF YOU CAN'T WORK, THEN HOW DO YOU TRAVEL WITHOUT RESOURCES?! WE CAN'T ALL FLY OR TELEPORT!!! I've been wanting this holiday cake for the occasion and now you're telling me I CAN'T BUY IT?! What a ripoff! Thanks a lot for ruining my Hearth's Warming, ponies! THANKS!!!! (Flies off)
 * Sunset: What's pecking him?
 * Shore: He's just upset that he couldn't buy a cake for his friends on the day he planned to buy it.
 * Sunset: Well what did he expect was going to happen? We have off on the holidays.
 * Shore: He clearly didn't know that.
 * Sunset: And yet the school never taught him that?
 * Shore: He's one of the 'bored' types who doesn't pay attention.
 * Sunset:... Well it's still his own fault.
 * Shore: Sun, did that human dimension ever teach you how to get along with those who are different?
 * Sunset: Well sorta. I mean, we are planning a spring cruise next year.
 * Shore: Well Gallus has been an orphan with a family that's hardly there for him. As far as he knows, we're all the family he's got. He even sabotaged a party and get us all in trouble because of it.
 * Sunset: Griffins are pretty rough and hard to understand.
 * Shore: Tell me about it. But once you get past the vulgarity and bad attitude, he's got a heart of gold.
 * Sunset: Which any jerk could rip out and pawn off for a million bits.
 * Shore: Point BEING, he just needs to lighten up on his first Hearth's Warming with us.
 * Ocellus: "It's a shame Gazelle had to go back to Zootopia for "Zoomas" as she said, and that Mr. Fu-Xi and his deer friends had to go back home for a winter feast."
 * Sunset: "Well, trust me, Gazelle was touchy about the last time she wasn't able to spend time with her family on the holidays from what I heard about when they first met Pang Bing, and Fu-Xi and those Water Deer clearly have their own lives to worry about. The Other Lougers only left because of a last minute assignment from Tricorn about a Mutant Snowman made of Ocean Salt named "Salty the Saltman"...... Ya know, the Lougers have ALOT of weird enemies."
 * Gaster: "Yeah, and you were almost married to one of them."
 * Sunset: "Can we please not tease me about my, insodent, with Millipede? As much as I felt sorry for that bug, I am still haunted about what could've been! Not to mention that litterally out of character moment I had when he hypnotised me."
 * Gaster: "Hey, don't get me wrong, that wasn't fun for me neither! Based on the vague details Barktrot said, I ended up going through crazy shit too!"
 * Caster: "And trust us, dude. You were better off not remember too much. But just remember that, me and Bust are gonna be good bros to you from here on out."
 * Sunset: "Well, I'm just glad that the problem with Lord Shiver was resolved and hopefully after the Lougers' deal with a rediculious super-villain, that it's all the holiday trouble we're having."
 * Unbeknownest to them, Sunset and the Students were being watched by a figure holding a frozen Panan Septor......
 * ???: "Oh get ready to be wrong, you miserable brat."
 * Two Ice Imps were seen fidgeting nervious before the figure....
 * ???: "..... Tell the others to be ready. I think it's time we pick up where Shiver TRIED to do, and do it better."
 * The Imps nerviously obeyed and skuried off!
 * (Spongebob): "...... Yeah, obviously, the Poem Sytile Narration's not gonna work anymore, we're just gonna let the story tell itself.
 * A Huge Snowman Monster was seen made of sea salt as he faced off the Lougers.
 * Lord Shen: "You would be wise to give in now, Salty!"
 * Salty: "YA STUPID MISFITS ARE REALLY MAKING ME SALTY ABOUT THIS?! GET READY FOR YA'S TO BE, "A SALT-TED"!"
 * Pang Bing: "...... We're going to defeat you extra painfully for that bad pun alone."
 * Salty: "WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO OVER'ERE?! I'M MADE OUT OF SEA SALT?! NOT EXACTLY ALOT OF MATERIAL OVER'ERE?!"
 * Skipper: You mean aside from pouring salt in your wounds? (The Lodgers laughed out loud)
 * Private: GOOD ONE, SKIPPER!!
 * Salty: Oh, you are so salt flattened!
 * Icky:... (Laughs)
 * Salty: FINALLY!!! Someone gets it!
 * Icky: YOU KIDDING?! THAT WAS SO LAME!!! (Laughs)
 * Salty: Okay, you know what? F*** it. Salt.
 * Icky: Salt? (Salt crystals were launched at them as they dodged) Seriously, these D-List Villains are so lame. What's next? A gremlin with technokinetic powers?
 * Iago: I want you to remember that when such a thing DOES turn up a few episodes later.
 * Icky: "Noted."
 * Salty: "When done with ya's, alot of ya will be more salty then an old sea captain!"
 * Mad Hatter: "Then good thing none of us are snails then, or this would've been the worse guy to face."
 * Sandy: "Let's not forget that we need to make quick work of this salty varment before the Slimeballian Ambassitor arrives to meet Tri-Corn. A guy like this would be the worse thing to see to a Slimeballian!"
 * Squidward: "Bad timing much?"
 * Salty: "Hey, I'ms only gonna be here until I get revenge on Senator Dryos for draining my homeworld's oceans for the Atlantica Project?! That asshole ruin-ed my earth?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Much as we agree that what Dryos did was wrong, throwing a salty rampage doesn't make you the lesser of two evils!"
 * Salty: "Then let's get this over with already! I'm getting salty just talkin' with yas!"
 * Po: Ugh, if we just do that, will you stop with the salt jokes, if you can even call them that?
 * Salty: NEVAAAAAA- (Po punched him) OHHHHHHHH?! (Pukes Salt)...... Wha-oh, some, (Coughs), salt was spilt. Better throw it over my shoulder for good luck. (Tries to do that, but faints before he got that far).......
 * Icky: "..... Okay, I know this guy is a fairly recent bad guy, but, wow, he went down like an amatur hour. Even the last new villain lasted at least nearly 2 hours against us."
 * Boss Wolf: "It could've also been because Po hitted him in a sweet spot."
 * Brandy: Sad that he's a superstition nut.
 * Bill: You're saying that after we've been in worlds where bad luck ACTUALLY exists?
 * Brandy: Well still, kinda a pity he even worries about bad luck to the point he litterally tried to throw what is basicly his own vomet, or, blood, over his shoulder.
 * Icky: "Well to be fair, he's basicly a being made out of salt, so from an outsider's perspective, is not as disgusting and/or morbid as you tried to make that sound."
 * Shenzi: "Ya know, I had been meaning to ask, but, how exactly did that guy came form?"
 * Icky: "I'm betting on that he basicly went through the same shit as Sandman from the old Movie Spiderman Trilogy and now became a salt based mutant."
 * Merlin: "Well, at least that's yet another mutantion that'll hopefully be cured by Mega-Sci Corp as another ill-suited polotision is likely to face scrutany."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah. Even more so since Dryo-boy was actselly one of Tri-Corn's guys. Oh man, is Dry-head gonna get his ass HANDED to him when Tri-Corn hears about what happened to Salty's planet."
 * Kowalski: Well at least this made for a good Christmas. In-universe of the series, I mean.
 * Willie: Yeah. Who could've guessed Equestrian Santa Claus became evil?
 * Lord Shen: "It was more like he was being ruled by bitterness encouraged by negative enfluences like those Hatred Spirits."
 * Willie: Yeah, but it turned out QUITE the twist.
 * SpongeBob: Tell me about it. Made a good distraction from my show daddy's death.
 * Jumba: You think you're the only one hurting? My voice actor, poor David Ogden Stiers, died as well. Flippers, Cogsworth, Ratcliffe and Wiggins are now part of the CVBDC.
 * Spongebob: "Oh I'm so sorry...."
 * Jumba: "Oh, don't worry, it was actselly WAY before Stephen, admitingly. It was around the Earth Date of March 3, 2018."
 * Pleakly: "Abit of ashame we missed out on that."
 * Jumba: "Ahh, don't worry. If it was brought up in the show, it would've ended up being like what happened with Batty and we have another controverseal mess in our hands. Besides, Disney already did a service with the other characters he voiced, even me. It's well and good."
 * Pang Bing: "Well, with this simpleton out of the way, how's about we return to Equestria again as soon as Salty is contained by the athorities."
 * Icky: "We may as well, because the sooner we get this episode on track, the sooner the Holiday Double-Feature ends and doesn't outlast it's welcome anymore, out-universely speaking."
 * SpongeBob: And we can pay tribute to poor Stephen. Especially since next year is not only this show's 10th anniversary, but my canon show's 20th anniversary.
 * Squidward: They better not f*** it up like what they did with Truth or Square. That'd certainly be a good tribute to Stephen. Poor guy died before he can see his show running for 20 years. Lying about telling us the Krabby Patty secret formula AND messing with the Spandy shippers was bad enough.
 * Icky: "To be fair, the canon show wasn't much for continuity anyway. Is anyone really that surprised it pulled a stunt like that and played with people's expectations?"
 * Squidward: Still. You tell us you're going to tell the audience the formula, we EXPECT it to happen. I don't care if not telling us is the point, you don't pull a ratings trap like that.
 * Sandy: And yeah, that Spandy part that technically got us married? That was a bitch move too. Those producers best do something better than that next year if they don't want Stephen's ghost to haunt them for all eternity.
 * Batty: Not to mention the pointless celebrity cameos that even Mystery Inc. would say is amateur. Rosario Dawson, LeBron James, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, P!nk, Ricky Gervais, THEY EVEN GOT MY VOICE ACTOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, AND ALL THEY DID WITH HIM WAS HIJINKS WITH THAT PATCHY GUY WHO HELPED US WITH NORTH WIND A FEW CHRISTMASES AGO!!!
 * Salty: (Still down) Do you guys always drone on needlessly like that?
 * Sandy: Salty Boy, this ain't even the icing on the cake of what we distract ourselves with. That being said, (Forcefully steps a foot on him) Ya'll weren't given permission to speak, convict. Even after ya get cured, you have alot to answer.
 * Salty: "(Moans), Figures......"
 * After Salty was picked up, the Van already entered space.
 * Spongebob and Patrick's voice: "Equestria, here we come!"
 * Twilight: So, how's preparations on the Hearth's Warming Play?
 * Clover: Swell. With us around, this play should be more realistic. Heck, so many things were wrong about our story. Aside from the ones we already said, things were a lot more violent back then.
 * Spike: You DO know that like the Grimm fairytales, the play was made that way because the original was too dark, right?
 * Clover: Of COURSE I do, you naïve dragonling! But we actually kept the original story hidden in Canterlot since our disappearance. There were actually too many libraries in Canterlot back then. Knowledge was TOO MUCH power back then.
 * Smart Cookie: Yeah. In fact, so many books were so dangerous, we hid them in hidden hatches. Books like those of the Mirror Pool...
 * Pinkie/Twilight: Oy!
 * Smart Cookie: The Alicorn Amulet...
 * Trixie/Twilight: Uugh!!
 * Smart Cookie: The Inspiration Manifestation...
 * Spike/Rarity: UUUUGGH!!!!!
 * Smart Cookie: And so much more have been hidden for safety.
 * Pansy: Why're you guys groaning?...... You managed to find all three of those, did you?
 * Twilight/Trixie/Spike/Rarity/Pinkie: Yes.
 * Hurricane: DAMMIT!!! I TOLD you we should've put them in the backup forbidden library!!!
 * Clover: Ugh, at least no real harm was done. Trust me, those relics and more are dangerous.
 * Applejack: "Look, ya'll have the best intentions, but I don't think ponies would appresiate the more "Realistic" Verson of the Hearth's Warming Beginnings. Stories change for good reason. Fillies N' Colts of this generation are not able to stomich cold truth so easily."
 * Clover: "Oh I'm sure that'll change when I pitch this idea to the Canterlot Plays' Board of Directors."
 * Head-Director: "(Like The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Eggman) NO?!"
 * Clover: "NO?! What, wha, I don't understand?! Why cancel my play?!"
 * Head-Director: "You're suggesting that we should actselly reference death, real-time suffering, and racial slurs, IN A HEARTH'S WARMING PLAY?! That, is not approbeate for children?! And quite frankly, I'm disgusted you would suggest it?! Clover the Clever of all ponies?!"
 * Clover: "But sir, I, I am trying to offer a more realistic look at those times!"
 * Board member 1: "Ponies don't CARE for realisum in plays, Miss Clover."
 * Board member 2: "Espeically not parents! Plays are supposed to be exaggerated and fabricated entertainment! Not accreate?! You want accreacty? Turn to books!"
 * Board member 3: "Also, Hearth's Warming is suppose to be a time of gentle frolic and fun..... BASICLY MAKING A GAME OF THRONES LIKE PLAY BUT SLAPPING THE HEARTH'S WARMING NAME ON IT, WOULD BE, DISHASTORIOUS?! WE COULD GET SUED BY ANGRY PARENTS?! OUR BACKERS WILL STOP FINACING US?! THE STOCK MARKET WILL CRASH?! ACTERS AND PLAY DIRECTORS INVOLVED WILL LOSE CREDABILITY?! EQUESTRIA WILL SUFFER AN ECONOMIC CRASH WORSE THEN THE ZESTY GOURMAND FIASCO, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
 * Clover: "..... Well, no, of course not, I, I-"
 * Board Member 4: "But all the same though, you are welcome to pitch the idea again..... In Nightmare Night. Where such unpleasentries will be, more pardonable."
 * Clover: "(Gets upset and teary eyed)..... YA KNOW, THIS IS WHY SANTA HOOVES WAS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HEARTH'S WARMING FROM US!? YOU IDIOTS ARE AFRAID OF EMBRACING THE TRUTH IN FAVOR OF, SENSATIONALISING A KID FRIENDLIER VERSON OF THE HOLIDAY?! IT DISRESPECTS THE PONIES THAT LOST THEIR LIVES?! IT DISRESPECTS THE GARGOYLE RACE AFTER WHAT WE DONE TO THEM?! AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT DISRESPECTS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF HEARTH'S WARMING?!"
 * Head-Director: "...... (Presses Button) Security, we have a mare who's gotten too emotional here, please eschourt her out."
 * Some security ponies toss Clover the Clever right into the snow!
 * Security Guard 1: "And come back when you practice some Hearth's Warming Spirit! (Was about to leave).... Oh, (Gets Cheery) And happy Hearth's Warming. (Goes back in)."
 * Clover: YOU TOO!!...... (She was seen shedding tears as she was getting up from the snow, as Starswirl came to her).....
 * Starswirl: "..... Clover, I did warn you that modern ponies might never be ready for what you tried to do."
 * Clover: "...... What am I supposed to say to the princess and those exicted that the play isn't approved?"
 * Starswirl: "Then, just be honest with them. They'll understand."
 * Luna: "It got disapproved, didn't it?"
 * Clover: "I'm sorry! I, I didn't expected the Board of Directors for Canterlot Plays to be so, afraid of the idea of a Hearth's Warming Play that tries to be honest."
 * Candence: "To be fair, you're trying to include a scene of where ponies and gargoyles battle, and spill red paint and ketchup to look like blood, along with showing frost-bitten corpses and showing scarier Windigo props. These are the sort've things I kinda assusiate with Nightmare Night, not Hearth's Warmng."
 * Director: "ACH, TOREBILE?! ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING?! OKAY EVERYONE, GET RID OF THE NEW PROPS, WE'RE DOING A MORE TRADITIONAL HEARTH'S WARMING PLAY INSTEAD, SO IT'S TIME TO GET KID FRIENDLY AGAIN?!"
 * The Stage crew proceeded to put the realistic props away and began taking in the nicer looking props.
 * Twilight and the other Main 7 and Spike came in.....
 * Twilight: "Starswirl told us what happened. Is everythng okay?"
 * Clover: "(Deadpan) I'm fine...... It just feels like that, even with us back, ponies still act as if we aren't. They still prefer to do things wrong instead of giving the deceased true justice, and instead, prefer to pretend as if Hearth's Warming went off with NO serious snags outside of encountering the Windegos at all! And the Windegos in the play did NOTHING to try and stop me, Pansy, and Cookie from making the Fires of Friendship when instead THEY ACTSELLY ALMOST SUCCEEDED IN SNUFFING US OUT, ONLY FAILING AT THE LAST MINUTE?! Why, must they disrespect histroy like this?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well those ponies at Canterlot Plays clearly don't want fillies and colts to be trumatised. As Icky would say, (Icky's voice) This ain't the 80s to early 90s anymore where it used to be cool to trumatise the crud out of kids. (Normal voice) I had to say crud cause I ain't a cusser."
 * Clover: "WELL THE INTENTION WASN'T TO SCARE CHILDREN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash bucked a disguarded Gargoyle costume as red paint and ketchup splattered drumaticly.......
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... (Sarcasticly) Oh yeah, VERY, non-terrifying."
 * Clover: "..... That is to say, the intention of making a Hearth's Warming Play that doesn't hold your hoof and offers only fabricated half-truths, is meant to pay proper tribute to those that were lost in the past. For both ponies and Gargoyles."
 * Rarity: "And it's a good intention, dear, but, at the end of the day, Hearth's Warming is about finding joy in the now, and not worry about the the pains of the past. That is what really honors those that were lost."
 * Clover: "WELL I WOULDN'T CALL MAKING THE WINDIEGOS LOOK INCOMPIDENT AND NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE GARGOYLES BEING A PROPER TRIBUTE TO MY PARENTS AFTER THEY FROZE TO DEATH IN- (Realises she spoke to much).... I mean, how, many and many ponies froze to death......"
 * Starswirl: "(Shows up) I knew it..... All this trouble is because you want to feel like modern ponies respect the names of Rover and Dover. An understandable endgoal, by all means, but..... I think your parents would've wanted you to move on and be happy with your life. They wouldn't want ponies to be reminded of such tragities. Now, by all means, Canterlot Plays may had different reasons for rejecting your proposal, but, even I kinda have to agree that, maybe a more accreate Hearth's Warming Origin play, is not what Equestria will accept."
 * Clover: "..... So what? Are we supposed to, ignor the pain we put the Gargoyles through? Ignor the ponies that didn't get to live to see this holiday?"
 * Death Coffin was actselly secretly listening.
 * Clover: "ARE PONIES NOT SUPPOSE TO HONOR THEIR DEAD?!"
 * Starswirl: "I mean not to suggest that. It's just, there's better times to show proper tribute to those we lost, and, Hearth's Warming should be considered a time where woes are best left forgotten."
 * Clover: "....... Well good to know that I was being stupid about it all this time?! (Trots off crying!)."
 * Death Coffin sadly looked on.......
 * Death Coffin: "Hmmmmmm."
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, I'll bring her back."
 * Celestia: "No need..... Clover, needs to cope about this on her own."
 * Clover sat down sadly and looked at a frozen lake.
 * Death Coffin approuched her.....
 * Clover looked at him and was almost surprised!
 * Clover: "Oh..... Death Coffin. You startled me. Good thing I remembered that you're pretty much a room-mate of Fluttershy's..... Well, if she asked you to come after me, tell her that I just want to be alone."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Miss Clover....... What if, I say, that, I can offer an ability to see your parents again?"
 * Clover: "...... But, aren't you removed from your title as punishment?"
 * Death Coffin: "Yes, but I can still summon the dead, albeit, to a limited compasity of small numbers, up to 5, and they often have to go to rest after I asked them to do me a favor..... I, would like to bring the souls of your parents back, to have them talk to you. Give you closure."
 * Clover: "...... You, would do that for me? But, I thought you were still bitter about how mortals treated Alicorn duties?"
 * Death Coffin: "Well, keep in mind that the bitterness is still around, but.... I think the holidays are the time to put woes aside, and, what better way for me to start, then to help a fellow outmoded pony in a time long changed? Besides, it's, it's nice, to finally meet a pony with any sense of respect for the past. I rarely get such an oppertunity. Also, Fluttershy wants me to try and befriend ponies outside of her cottage residence. She said, it would give me a chance to try and feel less bitter about the way things are. So, what do you say, Miss Clover? It, really looks like you need this closure."
 * Clover:... Okay, let's go.
 * Death Coffin proceeds to lead Clover off, unaware that the two are being watched by a Spectril Snow Serpent, that slithered off and vanished.
 * Two fillies were seen making alot of Snowponies.
 * An annoyed older Sibling was seen.....
 * Older Sibling: "Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhh! You two ALWAYS make so many Snowponies?! I mean, I know you two have Snowpony Maker Cutie Marks, but, there's more to life then just making Snowponies all the time!"
 * Filly 1: "Aw calm down, bro, just one more Snowpony and we'll be done for the day!"
 * Filly 2: "And we'll be super quick, we promise."
 * The Older Sibling begrudgently sighed as he sat down, waiting for his sisters to finish what they're doing, as some hidden Ice Imps were watching in secret, as they quietly spoke in Imp languise, basicly looking as if the Snowponies sparked an idea within them.
 * Just as soon the Fillies completed their last Snowpony, one of the Ice Imps blows a black frosty wind at the direction of the Snowponies.
 * The Older Sibling: "Uggh, FINALLY! (As neither of the trio paid attention of what magic was at work on the Snowponies) Now can we please go back home? Mom is making Hearth's Warming Pudding and I do NOT wanna miss out on that action, cause- (Laughter was heard, as the trio looked at the Snowponies, the dark frost wind was turning the Snowponies into blue colored pointy nose litteral Snowponies)...... SWEET CELESTIA'S BEARD?!"
 * Filly 2: "I, don't think that's how Snowponies come to life."
 * The Older Sibling: "NOR IS IT NORMAL PERIOD?! RUN?! (The group ran as the Snowponies chackled, as more Ice Imps came in.)"
 * Death Coffin lead Clover here.
 * Death Coffin: "Here is the graveyard where ponies that died in the old world, were taken to be buried in Equestria...... It'll take time for me to awake the spirits, but, it will promise a reunion with your parents."
 * Clover: "Take your time. I need time to figure out what to say, and- (The Spectril Snow Serpent appeared before the two and hissed) DAH?!"
 * Death Coffin: "UGH?! NO...... IT CAN'T BE?!"
 * Clover: "You know this creature?!"
 * Death Coffin: "That's the first dying soul I had sent into the river Styx when I was a Young Alicorn! It was a particularly powerful Snow Serpent that pocessed necromantic properties that can summon and control the death with Black Frost Magic! It was slained by a monster slayer of old."
 * Clover: "BUT WHAT'S IT DOING NOT IN TARTARUS' RIVER ANYMORE?!"
 * Death Coffin: "I suspected foulist of plays, here. We can't allow the Serpent to control the spirits of this graveyard!"
 * The Spectril Snow Serpent roared, and attacked the two with ice as Clover and Death Coffin both dodged!
 * Clover: Any idea how we can send him back?
 * Death Coffin: "That's the underlining issue! I did that back when I had complete Alicorn God of Death powers! And since I am still on a very extended sentence of being without that privilage, I don't have much ability to trap that spirit. At least, not in the exact same way."
 * Clover: "Well can't you call for the SKULL-THAINTS?"
 * Death Coffin: "That belongs to The Gloom Reaper now, and the Skull-Taints hypernate in times of holidays!"
 * Clover: "(Deadpans) Figures. (Seriously) Then how's about I try what you did to it and send it back to Tartarus myself."
 * Death Coffin: "It is a VERY high-level Alicorn-only Spirit Rest-Away spell, it is very difficult and potaintionally dangerious to mortals if done incorrectly!"
 * Clover: "Well, I need to do something, (As the Spectril Snow Serpent snarled), Or else this thing will cause an undead uprising."
 * Death Coffin: "...... Very well. Then I need to ask you to follow my instructions perfectly. First-"
 * Suddenly, Ice Imps appeared from nowhere and came to the Spectrol Snow Serpent's aide.
 * Death Coffin: "ICE IMPS?! OF THE BLACK FROST MOUNTAIN?! Should've figured."
 * Clover: "What do we do?"
 * Death Coffin: "There's too many of them! We need to retreat to Ponyville and warn the others! (Death Coffin teleported himself and Clover away)!"
 * The Spectril Serpent wasted no time, and breathed more Black Frost magic onto the graveyard, as graves and tombs began to freeze over, as Ice Zombies rose in frost-bitten horrorable glory.
 * Ponyville was seen invaded by the other ice imps and Psyco Snowponies as snowy mayhem occured!
 * Mayor Mare: "OH MY GOODNESS?! IT'S A WINTER HORRORLAND IN HERE?!"
 * The Ice Imps and Snowponies began to surround Mayor Mare!
 * Mayor Mare: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP?!"
 * Clover: (She blasted her free) BACK OFF, YOU ICY FREAKS!!!!
 * Death Coffin: What is this? There are Ice Imps in Ponyville ALREADY?! And it looks like they infected the Snowponies of Black Frost Magic as well! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! THE SNOW SERPENT HASN'T BEEN FREED THAT LONG!!!
 * Clover: Clearly that Snow Serpent felt more like a symptom than a cause. Something must have freed it.
 * Death Coffin: Not possible.
 * Clover: Nothing is impossible.
 * Death Coffin: I said NOT POSSIBLE, not IMPOSSIBLE!
 * Clover: And the difference is?
 * Death Coffin: THE DIFFERENCE IS ONE IS TOO EXAGGERATED AND ABSOLUTE IN DEFINITION THAN THE OTHER!!!
 * Clover: Okay, okay, you made your point. Just grow some thicker skin. Oh my Gods, did I really just say that?
 * Death Coffin: Whatever, point is, the guardians of Tartarus made absolutely sure that prisoners like Tirek wouldn't escape again.
 * Clover:... Who's covering for your job since you were fired, anyway?
 * Death Coffin: The head of The Tartaruchi Helm, Lord Purgatory. He is of the Thestral race that originated in what is now Tartarus, but he is more humanoid for some asinine reason. He's also a big jerk.
 * Clover: "I don't doubt that, but I felt like that clearly someone very smart has managed to get around Purgatory and free that Snow Serpent spirit, else, how else would that thing be free and why Ponyville is spontantiously assulted by a frosty nightmare?"
 * Death Coffin: "You've made your point. But the question is, who's respondsable for this nonsense? Who could be able to coherse the Snow Serpent to collaberate with Ice Imps and anything of their Black Frost ilk?!"
 * ???: "You sure you want that question answered, bonehead?"
 * A figure's shadow loomed over them from high above, as Death Coffin looked in shock and surprise, while Clover stared confused......
 * Death Coffin: "...... It's...... IT'S YOU?! I..... I should've known from the start?! (Readies his lesser power sythe)..... Miss Clover, you need to get to Sparkle and the others! I'll hold...... HIM, off?!"
 * Clover: "But-"
 * Death Coffin: "I INSIST?! ONLY THEY WOULD HAVE ANY POWER OVER THIS THREAT?! NOW GO?! (Uses strong magic to have Clover whisked away by a magic force and right into where the other heroes would be)."
 * Mayor Mare: Would you care to explain, Mister Coffi-
 * Death Coffin: YOU LEAVE AS WELL, MAYOR?!! (She did that)

Chapter 2: The Holiday Spoiler
Canterlot Cutaway Present Bottom of Canterlot Mountain Later... Later...
 * Figure: "Ohhh, what's the matter, Coffy? You don't wanna share the humiliation?"
 * Death Coffin: "Don't try to play coy, Ferias. You have been a very wanted Ice Wraith for the longest time! It's time you return to your place in Tartarus."
 * Figure: "Please, refer to me by my business name..... (Reveils himself as a Skeletal Panan)....... The Holiday Spoiler......"
 * Death Coffin: "...... Really? That's what your going with?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, I know it's abit on the nose, you old bag of bones, but at least it's accreate to what I do: Spoiler Holidays."
 * Death Coffin: "You call tampering with the laws of nature and death itself, Spoiling a Holiday?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, it's something different from just pulling a Grinch or Scrooge on everyone. Besides, this is only phase one: I'm just here to capture the very people that managed to beat a top dog like Shiver. Anyone proven a compident enough threat to him, I would have to contain quickly and smartly. The next phase:..... Well, you'll come to know in time, Coffy."
 * Death Coffin: "Well bad news, I aim to ensure that plan fails."
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Oh, by the way, have you had the chance to see my pet? (The Spectril Snow Serpent arrived next to him)..... I was thinking of naming him..... Blizzther."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Oh, I get it, cause he's a snow serpent and your combinding the words "Slither" and "Blizzard" togather?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, I know, on the nose, but it's accreate! Blizzther, FETCH?!"
 * The Spectril Snow Serpent, Blizzther, charged at Death Coffin as he and it began to fight!
 * Twilight: (With the Lodgers who just arrived) So, how's Clover since... The mess?
 * Starswirl: She's having time alone.
 * Flash Magnus: She's pretty much going through the same hardships we did when we arrived in modern day. Things have gotten different.
 * Puddinghead: Strange of all, the word 'gay' no longer means happy. Apparently it's a term for a person in love with someone of the same gender now. Now the old definition is 'gay happy'. I liked it better when it was summed up in three letters.
 * Clover busted in!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Jumped back on her head in surprise along with Fluttershy and Pansy) SONOVABICH!!!
 * Pansy: CLOVER!!! YOU SCARED THE CRUD OUT OF US!!!!
 * Clover: "GUYS! EQUESTRIA'S IN TROUBLE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "SERIOUSLY?! TWICE?! IN ONE HOLIDAY?! BUT WE JUST ALREADY BEATEN A THREAT, NOW THERE'S ANOTHER?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh, REALLY wish villains were more absolute about not doing anything in the holidays!"
 * Icky: "I know, there's always that one jackass that desides to do villain in the holidays, I mean, come on, even EVIL has to take a vacation SOMETIME?!"
 * Boss Wolf: At least it's not the Villain League or the other two villain teams.
 * Mimi: Why can't we have an event when villains don't decide to mess it up? Kairi and Spyro would agree with me on this one.
 * Fidget: Because it would be BORING?!
 * Mimi: And being heroes that beat the villains ISN'T?
 * Fidget: I meant in a narrative sense-
 * Clover: Guys, this is serious. A creature have been unleashed from Tartarus.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh Death Coffin dammit!
 * Pinkie: He's retired, silly.
 * Rainbow Dash: So that automatically erased his long-time role as the Alicorn god of the dead?
 * Pinkie:... Got me in a box.
 * Rainbow Dash: But seriously, why can't we just build a bigger wall around that literal hellhole already? It's got more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
 * Icky: "That's a dangerously Trumpian suggestion in these trying political times, Dash."
 * Shenzi: Yeah, not exactly the brightest 'Trump card', Dashy. (Rimshot as Ed laughed hysterically)
 * Gloria: Ugh! That joke was so obvious it hurt.
 * Rainbow Dash:... You feel good? You feel good about yourself? Do you REALLY feel good about yourself for that joke?
 * Shenzi: No. Now I just feel unclean.
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Anyway, that is to say, I meant, why not improve the CLEARLY faulty security in that place?!"
 * Rarity: "I believe Celestia is aiming to introduse guard creatures for the Demon Vultures to have to add an additional layer of security beyond Cerberus. Just the matter of having them trained."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well obviously that extra layer didn't happened quick enough! We now have-.... (Looks at Clover)."
 * Clover: "A ghost of a Snow Serpent that can control the dead."
 * Rainbow Dash: "-On the loose!"
 * Twilight: "I once read about that particular Snow Serpent. It was slain many years ago in Alicorn Times for constintly making Ice Zombies."
 * Icky: "So, basically, an ice ghost snake, that makes ice zombies? Ya would thnk something like THAT would be kept firmly into the River Styx."
 * Clover: "Death Coffin and I have reason to believe, that the Serpent was freed by someone. He stayed behind to hold off a possable canadate as Ponyville is overrun by posscessed snowponies and Ice Imps."
 * Twilight: "Ice Imps?! Like, the ones from the Black Frost Mountain in the deepest farthest part of the Frozen North?! We really ARE in trouble?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Well, so much for Lord Shiver being the biggest highlight of holiday woes."
 * Clover: Look, we don't have much time. We must go now before the imps invade Canterlot.
 * Pang Bing: You mean them? (Ice Imps appeared from below)
 * Clover:... Seriously? These things are faster than-
 * Mistmane: Don't insult your elders, young lady.
 * Clover: I'M OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD!!!
 * Mistmane: And yet you were put in limbo like us and stuck at age 31.
 * Icky: Ugh, the chronology of your lifespans during the Chaos Wars to the Fear Wars still gives me migraines. Espeically not helping that we've YET to get a canon timeline chart of the canon show!
 * Phil: Guys, focus! Imps invading!!
 * Pang Bing: Then let's GO! (They jump down only to be frozen instantly)
 * Sandy: (As her head was protected by her helmet) Well, at least wearing my suit even when there ain't anyway water is good for something. But yeah, jumping down to action in a long fall might not have been the best idea.
 * Pang Bing: (Many of the heroes unfroze themselves) Nice try, you little lesser demons. You imps are clearly a challenge inspite of your sizes.
 * Merlin: (As the unfrozen heroes freed the others, some in comical ways, while fighting off imps) Hopefully not for long- (An imp tackles him)
 * Ice Imp #1: (Dubbed as DBZA Vegeta Jr. Jr.) MEEERRRLLLYYYY... I'M FIGHTING YOU!!
 * Merlin: Oh blast it, they can talk too?
 * Twilight: Not all of them.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Misses an Ice Imp) Gah!
 * Ice Imp #2: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
 * Icky: "UGH, THAT INFAMOUS SONIC LINE?! REALLY?!"
 * Iago: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS?! YOU'RE DOING WHAT THESE PONIES DO NOW!!!
 * Icky: IT'S MY JOB TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!!!
 * Twilight: THAT AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY, WHEN DO WE EVER DO THAT?!
 * (Fluttershy): (Rainbow Falls) Oh, Rainbow Dash, I'm just so proud of you. You scooped Soarin out of the sky and brought him down to the ground and now, now he's okay.
 * Icky: (Watching it on TV) WE JUST SAW THAT!!!
 * (Applejack): (Cutie Map) Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five-bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
 * (Fluttershy): And you got your countryisms back, too!
 * Icky: NO S***, SHERLOCK!!!
 * (Zecora): (A Health of Information) Ohhh, I do feel fine, and this honey is divine.
 * (Fluttershy): Oh, you're rhyming again!
 * Icky: OH, MY, GOD, OBVIOUSLY!!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP REPEATING WHAT WE JUST SAW, OR HEARD?! WE'RE NOT BLIND!!!!
 * Fluttershy:... That was all me.
 * Iago: Yeah, but still. Really?
 * Rainbow Dash: GUYS!!! IMPS!!! ATTACKING!!! (Keeps missing the Imp) GRRRGH, BLUE ICY BASTARD!!!
 * Laughter and Moans were heard as Pocessed Snowponies and Ice Zombies were coming from both sides of the area!
 * Twilight: "Oh dear, it looks like the Ice Imps must've gotten into the Canterlot Snowpony making contest, and the Snow Serpent Spirit must've already struck the Canterlot Graveyard."
 * Icky: "Plot Convinence, thy name is them!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Ya know, I'm kinda detecting a pattern that alot of these guys are based on ice. I think it's a safe bet our villain is a classic ice wizard."
 * Lord Shen: "See, apart from how visually obvious this situation is, ergo what you said doesn't need to be stated-"
 * Iago: SEE?! (Shen choked him)... I'll shut up. (Shen lets him go)
 * Lord Shen: "Irreguardless, I agree, all these ice-themed foes are VERY telling to be the work of an Ice-themed villain."
 * Sandy: "Worry about the details later, guys! It's time for some extreme merciless whooping!"
 * Po: (They continued fighting until some of them tossed orbs at the magic users turning them into ice) WHAT?!
 * Archimedes: MERLIN!!!
 * Pang Bing: NOT ON OUR WA- (She was turned to ice)
 * Mantis: And that's Gazelle's star pupil.
 * Willie: I GOT THIS- (Imps distracted him and then used that to turn him to ice)
 * Twilight: What's going on? They're throwing what looks like- (She was turned to ice)
 * Starswirl: Panan weaponry?! The offensive orbs aren't easy to obtain- (He casts a shield against a thrown ice orb, but just like with Cadence, the orb penetrates the shield and turns him to ice)
 * Ice Imp #3: ORBS AWAY!!! (Throws hundreds of ice orbs from above)
 * Chaos: EVERY LODGER FOR THEMSELVES!!!! (He teleports them all away)
 * Applejack: (They teleport there)... Oh, hey, this is where we avo-
 * Iago: We know, it's where you avoided Tempest, moving on!
 * Spike: Heck, our footprints from last year are still here. Strange how they wouldn't be after 2 years.
 * Clover: Where'd they get Panan orbs?!
 * Shrek: Don't look at us, it ain't like those nasty things were polite enough to go Bond Villain on us to explain every crucial detail!
 * Sir Hiss: Well, fantastic. Much of our strongest magical members are ice sculptures at the risk of either shattering or melting, of which we're not sure what kind of ice physic logic Equestria operates under, cartoon or realistic, we don't have our van, and those little frozen coprolites are coordinated in their attacks!
 * Mantis: Well at least it's cold out here, so they can't melt. Fragility on the other hand... Well, let's prey for cartoon logic where they would be completely fine if the ice breaks.
 * Hurricane: Okay, everyone already knows that observation I'm going to make. (Takes deep breath)...... Where, were, THE GUARDS?!?
 * Rarity: On holiday, of course.
 * Hurricane:...... (Tom screams so loud that he lures the Ice Imps to them as they teleport again, this time to Basalt Beach)
 * Skipper: SERIOUSLY?! YOU GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!!
 * Hurricane: AND WHY NOT?! YOU PONIES LEFT YOURSELVES OPEN TO INVASION BY BEING ON HOLIDAY?!
 * Private: Well what did you expect?! It's Hearth's Warming!
 * Hurricane: That's no excuse to leave the country vulnerable to attack! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE STORM KING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: OKAY, DO NOT BRING THAT UP AGAIN, CANON FIREBRAND!!! I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!! DIDN'T YOU GUYS GET THAT FLOWER FROM THE CLEOBRA AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH MILLIPEDE?!
 * Hurricane: We did get that flower. Mistmane is still working on perfecting it into my helmet to make me clam. That being said, THAT PART'S IRRELIVENT?! YOU DON'T GET TO DEFEND THIS IRRESPONSIBILITY, MS. I-BLEW-OUR-COVER-WITH-A-SONIC-RAINBOOM!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: OH FOR F***'S SAKE!!! That moment is going to haunt me for the rest of my life! Besides, you're one to talk considering you TOM SCREAMED US INTO EXPOSURE A FEW SECONDS AGO!!!!
 * Hurricane: Well excuse me for being rightfully pissed you guys don't learn to expect the unexpected! The Lodgers here said that villain attacks happen when you least expect it. And until Mistmane makes that flower's powers active in my helmet, I'm still not gonna be crazy on how modern Equestrian Life works!
 * Applejack: "Well excuse those guards who likely HAVE FAMILIES TO GO BACK TOO?!"
 * Hurricane:..... That statement was obviously designed to make me look like the bad guy, and you know it. Things like that, are why that Warface guy was confident that I'll crack and join him one of these days! There is, ALWAYS gonna be something for me to be pissed off about?! This is the release of the Pony of Shadows ALL OVER AGAIN, AND THAT WAS AFTER HER ACTIONS IN SEAQUESTRIA!!!
 * Stygian: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!
 * SpongeBob: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! We have to stop the invasion and get our magic members back to normal.
 * Kowalski: Well we'll need a plan. Those imps are clearly no pushovers, and know we'll be back. Those orbs are obviously a backup since their ice breath had no lasting effect. We'll just need to plan a new move.
 * Skipper: Uh, hello, we don't need to. We just have to find their master and rip him a new one.
 * Mr. Whiskers: A new what?
 * Clover: Death Coffin is confronting him in Ponyville. I just said that like, awhile back ago.
 * Squidward: "Going back to Ponyville might be hard since there's likely a mess of ice-themed followers behind the guy!"
 * Hurricane: "Well, hey, an Alicorn is already at work dealing with it. I bet ya that the Alicorn God of Death will resolve this in no time flat."
 * Icky: "That's, the thing. He messed with Equestria's Keyhole awhile back and casued a Heartless problem to resserect the Alicorns, sooooooo..... He might not be as strong Post-Event anymore."
 * Hurricane: "..... Well, s***..... That, only adds into my already pleasent frustraightions ON THE GUARD'S ABSINCE?!"
 * Rarity: "Well, again, many guards have families to go back to. It wouldn't be fair to them to not see their loved ones for a complete year."
 * Hurricane: "(Sighs), Okay, I get it, I'll back on complaining about this..... (Quietly) Openly...... (Openly) But still, if we are willing to put the family card ASIDE, ya cannot deny that this issue would've at least be more contained if-"
 * Icky: "Even so, these imps are obviously not steriotypical dumbass minions. Even if we have an Equestria that doesn't allow guards to enjoy holidays off.... Let's be honest, they would've been popsicles too!"
 * Hurricane: "..... Saddest thing is..... You're right about that..... Then going back to ponyville without aide of any kind would be, a challnage."
 * Skipper: Well until we get these guys back to normal, we need to get them somewhere safe.
 * Pinkie: Oh, I know a place. Maud said there were these ice caves somewhere in her home. It could keep them frosty and safe.
 * Archimedes: Well that's Ponyville adjacent. That place should be crawling with imps.
 * Pinkie: But can they breath underwater?
 * Clover: Yes. Ice is frozen water, you know. They'll find them and won't hesitate to smash them to bits.
 * Pinkie: Aw Sherbet!
 * Pleakly: Isn't there SOMEPLACE we can hide them?
 * Icky: "Well, we are in Basalt Beach now, so, maybe the Hippogriffs might have something to keep them cool with?"
 * Applejack: "Potaintionally, but there's the matter of WHERE in Basalt are we. We might be miles off from where Mount Aris is. We could be in a part of the beach the Hippogriffs don't travel too often."
 * Patrick: "Well no problem, that Rockhoof Episode showed that Pure Hippogriffs used boats for some reason. All we have to do is look out for one."
 * Icky: "Actselly, that part bugs me..... Why DO they have boats when they can shapeshift into Seaponies, or, ya know, FLY?!"
 * ???: That would be because we don't want to be too open. (Novo came out on Seaspray's ship with Stratus, Skystar, Seaspray, this hippogriff, and Bikini and Maritime turned into hippogriffs)
 * Rockhoof: Seaspray.
 * Seaspray: Rockhoof.
 * Novo: I was navigating the sea floor so we could plan my friendship crusade to other sea races. The sea ain't really an easy place for land creatures to map. It IS more navigable by sea floor, but unless you can stay down as long as you want without drowning, I don't see how mapping the sea will be a quick process.
 * White and Blue Hippogriff: (Steven Universe Amethyst voice) Well we got that Pearl, your highness.
 * Novo: Not the point, Stalwart.
 * Maritime: So, you guys are in a sea cucumber again?
 * Dodger: Oh gee, what gave you that idea? This place is too gloomy for even Fluttershy to swim, even if she likes the sea.
 * Fluttershy: Which reminds me, why're you doing this on a holiday? Shouldn't the seaponies be migrating and you guys be in your Three Days?
 * Novo: Well, I figured I got a few hours to do some more mapping before going back. The tree Drybutt set up has been a DAMN good addition and fitting decoration for the Three Days Celebration. Who woulda' thought of a tree with waterfalls?
 * Icky: The Ori and the Blind Forest game did. The Ginso Tree was pretty cool looking.
 * Stalwart: Yeah. The seaponies even gave it new details. We've been thinking of a good name for it, too. 'Sky Tree' seems too... Unoriginal. Especially since ours is originally for the Three Days.
 * Novo: Let's just cut to the chase. What happened to Princess Twilight?
 * SpongeBob: Turned into ice by an ice orb of Panian origin.
 * Stratus: It's 'Panan', and it's clear that they used one of their Freeze Orbs. It's like the Obsidian Orbs, but they turn you to ice instead of obsidian stone.
 * Icky: Well can you find us a place to keep them cold and safe until we can return them to normal.
 * Novo: Well that's a little tough. Sure the water here is too cold to swim in and cold enough to keep them in, but like I said, the sea floor is too big.
 * Skystar: Glad they don't have to worry about drowning since they got magic.
 * Novo: But there is one place we can try. The Great Iceberg Barrier.
 * Gilda: The far south icelands about an hour from here?
 * Seaspray: "Essentually. The barrior is a great asset. Just be aware it's a matter of finding a perfect spot. Some parts of the barrior are home to Barrior Regioners. These small, mysterious little hooded beings of hard to discripe origins that in legend are said to be why the barriors exist, as if to map out the terratories of each land..... Even Alicorns have pondered about the existeninal reason of these beings."
 * Lord Shen: "Are they hostile?"
 * Seaspray: "No, but they love collecting ice to fuse with the barrior. If we made the mistake of putting your friends in a place they can reach, they'll be one with the barrior. There would, be no reversing if that would to occure."
 * Sandy: "Then let's pick a spot they don't travel much into. What do these guys look like?"
 * Stratus brings up a depiction that basicly resembles a Jawa in eskemo attire.
 * Icky: "..... So, Barrior Regioners are basicly..... Eskemo Jawas?"
 * Bikini: Eskimo whats?
 * Icky: "..... Uggghhhh, so much for that joke only showing up in the AUU episodes."
 * Seaspray: Call them what you will, but don't be fooled. Their ice magic is said to be beyond even what the Strongest Alicorn can do. Even the flames of a Phenox would be weaken by their power.
 * Sandy: "Well you said they ain't hostile, so, that isn't bad."
 * Stratus: "But they are very hard to understand. They speak in a languise not reckitnised in any culture and they are tribal in nature. They are extremely curious and have no sense of personal space. And though they can be peaceful, if they are given a false impression that you are dangerious, they WILL freeze you. And let's remember what we said about them putting ice into the bergs."
 * Shenzi: "Yowza. I think we're better off giving those little guys their space."
 * Seaspray: "Most indeed. Luckly, alot of them have went to harvest water to convert into ice as is their mysterious tradition in doing so. That means we're less likely to be spotted by curious eyes and risk giving them an idea where your friends were being kept."
 * Banzai: Wait, if they can freeze anybody, then-
 * Stratus: Before you say it, they don't actually have ice breath. They carry staffs that resemble spears. for that.
 * Stalwart: Yeah. Otherwise, those things would've made the barrier a wall.
 * Icky: Oy, ANOTHER Trump joke? The endless YouTube joke comments about him were bad enough. Do people have ANY respect for their president?
 * Sparx: Does 'ObamaCare' and that infamous travel ban idea mean anything?
 * Lord Shen: "Or even the infamous though still yet to be proven claim of Russa helping him win?"
 * Icky:... Touché. But I think we'd better drop it before we break the rule against real-life references any further. Also, people don't tend to be crazy for entertainment medias that get political, also, smack-talking Trump is a pretty tired thing now anyway, so we may as well give the washout-casino owner a major break from here on out, okay?
 * Stratus: What're you talking about?
 * Stalwart: Oh, Queen Novo says they act delusional like that. Must be caffeine in their coffee, am I right? (Giggles and nudges Stratus as he blushed)
 * Iago: Hey, we're not delusional!
 * Fidget: To be fair, for folks who can't break the fourth wall, it may as well be like we're speaking absolute crazyness."
 * Skystar: (Chuckles, whispering to Stratus) I see somehippogriff's got a crush.
 * Stratus: Sky, please, save it for Hearts and Hands Day. Bad enough I get nervous when I hear her laugh and cute tomboy accent, your empathy powers make it hard to keep my feelings private.
 * Skystar: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Swellsea has an unknown crush too, and Sir Ripple still has trouble being open about it.
 * Spyro: So can you help us?
 * Novo: Of course. I ain't going to pull the same crap from last time because, let's face it, there's no reason to. But be warned, those Barrier Regioners are hard to reason with, in terms of that they can't speak english and would have no idea what we would be saying.
 * Spyro: I've reasoned with creatures like them before. Hiding from the Villain League in an enchanted forest helps you pick up a thing or two.
 * Seaspray: Well if you're going to go there, you'll need more boats.
 * Rainbow Dash/Icky: Because of course we do.
 * Hurricane: Well just call in the Hippogriff Navy and we'll be on our way.
 * Seaspray: "Well, it's just, it's a holiday and alot of the Navy have time off to be with their families-"
 * Hurricane: "SERIOUSLY?! DID COMMON SENSE BECAME A THING OF THE PAST WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
 * Icky: "To be fair, Equestria is a world where in the majority of the time, it is peaceful 24/7. It hasn't had have a serious national war since the Fear Wars and threats are often only provided by rogue individuals. It would've seemed paranoid of Equestria, or, any other nation for that matter, to not have their guards take times off or being present in celebrations in order to look out for that minority event of a would-be attack from the latest villain of the week for Equestria. And even then, guards these days are not like anichent times anymore, so, do you REALLY want them to actively be the first thing that goes after OFTEN VERY POWERFUL threats?"
 * Hurricane: "..... Again, fair point. It's just, it's the prinipal of being active defenders that has been, forsakened, is what I have problems with."
 * Lord Shen: "Okay we are being side-tracked. Seaspray, you don't nessersary need to bother any present navy. You can just as much give us any not-in-use and we'll handle the rest."
 * Seaspray: "Well, be warned that the Harbor Chief can be, abit of a strict prick. He's very touchy about unautherised personal using ships without present Navy staff."
 * Icky: Oh, how bad can he be?
 * Middle-Aged Hippogriff Navy Guard: (R. Lee Ermey voice) HEY, C***-A-DOODLE-DUNCES!!!! THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA!!!!
 * Rita: Great, it's R. Lee Ermey as a hippogriff.
 * Boss Wolf: Oh yeah, he died this year too. I suppose that CVBDC has added Toy Story Sargent, General Tsin, Sergeant Goonther, Sergeant Hobo 678, and that Prison Warden from that SpongeBob episode to their membership now.
 * Icky:... You know, I ask a dumb question, I get a dumb answer.
 * Seaspray: Meet Thundersnow Ghyll. And try not to piss him off too much, his magic ability is, shall we say, overkill.
 * Marty: Why, what can he do? (Thundersnow suddenly crackled in lightning) SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!!
 * Seaspray: That. He can summon lightning and become lightning.
 * Po:... I just crapped my pants.
 * Thundersnow: WELL ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THERE LIKE PISSANTS, OR ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?! WHY'RE YOU HERE?!
 * Lord Shen: "Good Harbor Master, we need to borrow some boats to take our fallen comrades to a safe place in the Iceberg Barrior."
 * Thundersnow: "Son, doing that will only risk having your friends' frozen carcasses get fuzed into the Iceburgs of the barriors by those mysterious as all hell Barrior Regionals. They ain't that good with english and are curious little basturds that would end up finding wherever you placed your friends in!"
 * Skipper: "That's why we'll plan to survay the area first so we can do some provision hiding in a place not even those Eskimo Jawas can reach them."
 * Thundershow: "..... (To Skipper) Penguin, I actselly admire your moxy from that. You actselly sound like a proper soldier."
 * Skipper: "I'm flattered, really."
 * Thundersnow:... BUT WHAT THE F*** IS A 'JAWA'?!
 * SpongeBob: Sheesh, these guys need an outside education.
 * Thundersnow: WHAT WAS THAT?!
 * SpongeBob: NOTHING, PLEASE DON'T ZAP ME!! Just, please spend more free time and you can know more. Seriously, these guys should've gotten to know what Star Wars is by now. And I thought ponies of Manehattan not knowing what a rooster is was odd, because they SHOULD'VE gotten knowledge of a common animal like that.
 * Brandy: Says the idiot who didn't know what salad is when Pearl changed up the Krusty Krab.
 * Spongebob: "Hey, in my defence, throughout my childhood I only grew up to know how to make Krabby Patties."
 * Brandy: "Fair point, but for someone who always deemed it a manifest destiny to work in a fast food joint, ya would think you would also know about other foods that they serve OUTSIDE OF BURGERS?!"
 * Squidward: "To be fair, the majority of what people eat in the Krusty Krab are Krabby Patties, we rarely get customers that buy anything outside of that."
 * Brandy: "As proven when they ended up having a dystopic post apocalyptic disaster when the recipe for them went missing!"
 * Squidward: Oh, she had to bring THAT up.
 * Brandy: "Seriously, Bikini Bottomites are idiots. Why don't they just make a religion of Krabby Patties if they need them so much? Is it like drugs? Does the secret formula have something in it that makes them addicted to it?"
 * Mr. Krabs: What makes you say that?
 * Brandy: Remember when Patrick suffered 'Krabby Patty Withdrawal'? Or when a Krabby Patty was all it took to revive SpongeBob in the Bikini Bottom Triangle? Or when a Krabby Patty cured Pearl's growth spurt? I can't be the only one who thinks Mr. Krabs put something addicting and rather medical in his fast food for people to care so damn much about it.
 * SpongeBob: Brandy, even if that's true, please don't overanalyze it. There's no drugs in the Krabby Patty formula.
 * Brandy: Like Mr. Krabs would tell you that.
 * SpongeBob: Look, I swear, on my own life, that there's nothing addictive in them.
 * Brandy: I don't believe you. Explains why you guys make such a big deal out of a stupid piece of food.
 * SpongeBob: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT KRABBY PATTIES LIKE THAT?!
 * Brandy: My point exactly.
 * Thundersnow: (Summons lightning, scaring everyone) I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!! CAN WE PLEASE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS WITH THE BARRIOR?!
 * Lord Shen: "OKAY, COME AT EASE, MR. THUNDERSNOW?! We ask for a ship big enough for our group to do what we need done."
 * Thundersnow: "Did you get prior written permission from Prime Commander Roaring Ocean?"
 * SpongeBob:... Huh?
 * Seaspray: Awww, damn, I forgot about him! He's the head of the Hippogriff Navy. He's way more dangerous than Thundersnow. And he defends with an iron fist.
 * Hurricane: You know, if your defenses are so good, how come you fell to the Storm King?
 * Seaspray: Tempest.
 * Hurricane:... More tolerable answer at least.
 * Applejack: "Yeah, even I have to give ya some fair points fer that. That mare don't mess around."
 * SpongeBob: Well where is he?
 * Thundershow: "His mission into Sharkmen territory is classified information."
 * SpongeBob: Wait, he's not here? Well how the heck are we supposed to get his permission? Try to understand that we have a very serious situation, so much so that we can't afford a wait-a-round.
 * Boss Wolf: Okay, f*** it, we're going to the boats anyway. I'm sure he'll understand.
 * Stalwart: Whoawhoawhoa, remember what stealing got your pony friends into last time?
 * SpongeBob: We're not stealing it, silly, we're borrowing it.
 * Stalwart: But unauthorized borrowing is a very punishable act. Especially if you're taking it where it'll easily be wrecked.
 * Squidward: Well we're commandeering it, if that makes it any better.
 * Thundersnow: (Cast lightning and got them to back away) You're not going anywhere near those boats without Roaring Ocean's consent! Leave! That's an order!
 * Skipper: Dude, we didn't come all this way just to leave. You hippogriffs are NOT going to have us screw off and die again!
 * Thundersnow: Look, little penguin, I respect your moxy, but I respect the rules abit more! I will not ask again. (Summons stronger lightning at Skipper knocking him out and naked)... Leave, NOW!
 * Novo: Ahem! (Thundersnow was shocked) Thundersnow! I refuse to make the same mistake twice, so, as your queen, I order you to lend these heroes a boat or two.
 * Thundersnow: Um, umumum, yes, your highness!! So sorry!!
 * Novo: "And P.S., if any ship were to be harmed, I'll take any heat from Roar himself and I'll vouch for you that you were instructed my royalty for an emergeny."
 * Thundersnow: "(Bows) I apprisiate the generousity, Ma'am."
 * Icky: "Hey, nice one, Novs. Diffently a far-cry from what occured in the movie."
 * Novo: "Be assured that I meant it when I said that I won't make the same mistake twice. (To Thundersnow) Thundersnow, I will ask for the largest ships in our navy. Cause, this is a pretty large group after all."
 * Thundersnow: "You're in luck. The Marine Bahemoth is big enough to hold armies of armies."
 * Icky: "Armies of armies"? I mean, sure, the Shell Lodgers are like a small army, but how big can this boat be?
 * Iago: Yeah, is it bigger than Mount Aris or something?
 * Thundersnow: "..... Son, it is not called "The Marine Behemoth", just because the name sounded cool. There is an accreate and practical reason behind that name."
 * Icky: "Then until we can see it for ourselves, all we have to do is take your word for-"
 * Icky: BOCCE BALLS!!!! (A giant ship half the size of Mount Aris was seen)
 * Iago:...... Well, I was HALF right.
 * Lord Shen: "How in all of the Universes did you obtain the reshorces that brought forth the creation of a vessel that can even shame the Bibilical Noah's Ark?"
 * Thundersnow: "Why else do you think Basalt Beach isn't exactly as lively looking as the northern Pine Needle Barrens? Hippogriffs ended up taking down every single Basalt Palm Tree down to make this baby."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, that could've ruined the ecosystem the beach would've had."
 * Thundersnow: "Keep in mind this was made WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY back in older times. Like, Alicorns were still alive old and when we freshly-made hippogriffs used to be mean sons of bitches until the conflict with those hippalectryons resulted in, massive lifestyle reflections."
 * Mr. Krabs: "THAT LONG AGO?! It's incredable this vessel is still sea-worthy!"
 * Thundersnow: "Basalt Palm Trees were VERY fucking sturdy trees. They had bark as hard as metal and can last longer then Redwoods."
 * Boss Wolf: "Then HOW were you guys able to tear these over-powered trees down if they were THAT tough?!"
 * Thundersnow: Magic.
 * Boss Wolf:... Walked right into that one, didn't I?
 * Mr. Whiskers: What are hippalectryons again?
 * Bikini: They're like hippogriffs, but their hands are their feet, they have front hooves, and they're more like poultry. They came into existence the same as Hippogriffs, alot of interbreeding and years of impures until the Pure Varients came into existence. The hippogriffs and hippalectryons have been rivals for a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time.
 * Brandy: Dare I ask why you two hated each other?
 * Novo: "That much, we, would like to keep private. Let's just say it's also the same reason why that war happened, and that's as far we're willing to say."
 * Rarity: "Well, I don't think Twilight would be thrilled to hear about a nearly millenda old racial fued given what she is aiming to do with the school."
 * Icky: "Well given that this is a pony that litterally broke into showtunes over worrying about failing a test, YEAH, I WOULD IMAGINE THAT THIS SHIT WOULD DRIVE SPARKLES TO NEAR LESSON ZERO LEVELS OF CRAZY!?"
 * Novo: Well we best get moving. We wouldn't want to risk giving this whatever threat a chance to catch up.

Chapter 3: Another Anthrology Adventure
School of Friendship Cutaway Present Flashback Suddenly the story was interupted by a charging in Buzzord! Hallway Ship Flashback Present Elsewhere on the ship. Gallus' location in the ship. Flashback Present Flashback Flashback ends. Lougers' Location Mailcall with Deadpool. Back on the ship Back on Electross' ship Later... Back at The Marine Behemoth. French Narrator: Several Miles Later... Electross' Ship Flashback Present Flashback Present Flashback Back at the garden Present Rune Cave. Back to the Lougers. Ice Freezer Vault. Rune Caves Flashback Flashback ends. Inside Electross' ship. Flashback Present
 * Polarity: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! I HAVE FRIENDS NOW!!! And I got the best gifts for each of you.
 * Silverstream: NO WAY!!!! A mini Sky Tree?! Is that even possible?
 * Polarity: ANYTHING is possible.
 * Sandbar: A fish tank? And fish? Awwww Polarity, you really shouldn't have.
 * Shore: I got fish too...... Why?
 * Polarity: To liven up your room. Especially when Sandy drops by. Congratulations on being a seapony, BTW.
 * Sandbar: Thanks.
 * Ocellus:... Love seeds.
 * Polarity: To grow in your room.
 * Ocellus: Thanks.
 * Smolder: Hmm. A giant gem? And my favorite kind?
 * Polarity: Red diamond. Happy Hearth's Warming.
 * Gaster: "(Sarcasticly) Let me guess, am I gonna get love seeds too because I'm a freaking changeling?"
 * Polarity: Maybe you will, maybe you won't. But you won't know unless you open it.
 * Gaster: ("Yeesh, I felt like I'm being toyed with over here.") (Opens it to show a picture of him and his siblings hugging each other)...... A picture of me and my brothers hugging? Really?
 * Caster: I think you're missing the point.
 * Buster: Yeah. It means this. (The two hug him as he was actually joyed)
 * Caster: And surprise-surprise, we got the same thing. HAPPY HEARTH'S WARMING, BROTHER!!!
 * Giggle was excitedly shaking the box!
 * Giggle: "OHHH?! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH! WHAT DID YOU GET US?!"
 * Polarity: Go ahead and open it.
 * Giggle spazzed out and rapidly opened up the present like mad as the others stared bewilderedly at this.
 * Gallus: "..... Yup, that's a Pinkie Pie clone allright."
 * Daylight:... You literally got us the same things as the Mane Six.
 * Polarity: Yeah, but there's something different. The doll is more refined. Puddinghead's pudding is exactly like it was when it was first made thousands of years ago, I got Giggle a less-addictive version of those PheNOMNOMenons that Marcie and Fawn have been aiming to make for a while, I got two of the same hat Rarity wanted to give to Applejack, one for AS, and one for her to give to AJ.
 * Applesauce: Well that's nice and all, but Applejack said she likes her other hat. It was her father's. I guess I can give it to another Apple.
 * Polarity: Huh? You'd think I would've known that. Oh well, noreindeer's perfect. Not even Hearth's Reindeer. (Fairweather has an albino chinchilla)... Trust me, it's not a winterchilla. It's an actual chinchilla.
 * Fairweather: (The chinchilla cuddles her)... Well he is pretty cute. (The chinchilla chatters) Oh, so sorry, mam. I'm still learning to tell genders of animals apart.
 * Antique: And what's this?
 * Polarity: A music box. It's got a mind of it's own and the songs they play are... Surprising.
 * Antique: "I'll be the judge of that. (Opens the music box) (Silence)..... There's nothing, so far, I- (This played)"
 * Antique:... Well that was surprising.
 * Giggle: You know what's ALSO surprising. They made a musical out of that movie, and the producers wasted an opportunity to use THAT version of that song. (The rest of the Clone 6 stare at her) Pinkie's clone's gotta know this stuff.
 * Quartz: No way! The winter hat of the Mane Six I always wanted.... And Spike.
 * Little Dipper: Wow... A black light lava lamp-plasma globe.... Powered by nearby magic.... And IT WAS MADE BY BREW?!
 * Polarity: I get around fast.
 * Rhabdom: Well I got... Some crustaceans for my room. Livening up my room, huh?
 * Polarity: Yep.
 * Rhabdom: Do they pinch?
 * Polarity: They've been trained by sea Changelings.
 * Yona: "YEEE?! I got a helmit! (Puts an over-sized helmit on) Can't wait till I grow into it!"
 * Skyceria: "A bird feeder? Polarity, it's like you read my mind."
 * Polarity: "Give or take. Also, I did have one extra gift for another student who's usually with you guys, but there was something about him being off-world."
 * Smolder: "Oh, that's Clyde, and yeah, he's spending the holidays back on his home planet with his cousin. Don't worry, you can give it to him when he comes back."
 * Cozy Glow: "And I got-...... Socks?"
 * Polarity: "My apologies, Cozy.... You were, kinda hard to read."
 * Cozy Glow: "..... (Sighs), Don't worry. I, wasn't asking much for Hearth's Warming anyway, other then...... Just having real friends. To me, that's the kind of gift I already gotten."
 * Silverstream: "D'awwwwww, you big softie you!"
 * Polarity: "Now that's really getting to the holiday spirit! And into the belief of friendship too!"
 * Gallus:...
 * Polarity: You going to open yours, Gallus?
 * Gallus: What's the point? My Hearth's Warming is ruined.
 * Polarity: Just open it. I'm sure you'll be surprised.
 * Gallus: Ugh, fine. It's probably a sack full of bits, or one of Gilda's scones, or... (Imitates a hillbilly)... Her favorite underpants! (Quartz sighed as Gallus was surprised to see that the gift was the cake he wanted)...... (He did this)
 * Gallus: (Hugs Polarity comically too hard) OHHHH, THANK YOU SO MUCH, POLARITY!!!!
 * Polarity: UGH, THANK YOU, AAHK!!!!!
 * Gallus: OMG, I'M SO GLAD WE HAVE A HEARTH'S REINDEER WITH US!!!!! SERIOUSLY, HOW DO YOU HEARTH'S WARMING MIRACLE WORKERS DO THIS?! TELL ME EVERYTHING!!!!
 * Polarity:... So you want to know about the Reindeer of Hearth's Warming? OHHH BOY! I thought nobody would EVER ask! The best place to start is at the beginning, when Aurora was just a little fawn.
 * Yona: Fawn?
 * Ember: She means a baby deer.
 * Ocellus: You mean Aurora, the old reindeer, was once... A baby?
 * Polarity: (Dubbed as S.D. Kluger) Of course. Everybody's got to be a baby at least once in their lives.
 * Gallus: "But what about that stuff about her actselly being young as she was borned with those other two as siblings but Hearth Magic made her older?"
 * Polarity: "Hey don't get the wrong idea, that's still true. What I'm saying is that this origin story takes place before the Hearth's Deer tradiion even got started."
 * Gallus: "..... I get ya, just looking out for inconsistentcy."
 * Giggle: "I'll get the figgy pudding and Holiday Cupcakes!"
 * Quartz: Ugh, maybe hold the Figgy Pudding and just go for the cupcakes.
 * Giggle: Okay, then. Just the cupcakes.
 * Smolder: Aw man! I really wanted to waste the figgy pudding like I did in so many other feasts.
 * Smolder: (Was seen ravenously playing with figgy pudding in disgusting ways)
 * Gallus:... You, have issues.
 * Polarity: AHEM! Can I please be allowed to start? (The Students had nervious smiles as they apologenticly nodded yes).... Now, this was years and years ago, like, WAY back. COMMENCE SUPER WAVEY FLASHBACK EFFECT!!! (This occures) Hey, it works!
 * (Polarity): I'm sure you were told that we Hearth's Reindeer fill the role of what your alien friends call 'Santa Claus'. And yes. We do. And we're good at it. But we actually started the 'Christmas'-style basis of Hearth's Warming. And it all started with several individuals: Aurora and her sisters, their mother Hearth Grove, and yes, the one you know as Santa Hooves. Who, spoiler alert, is actually their daddy.
 * (Silverstream): (As everyone gasps) NO WAY!!!!
 * (Polarity): HA! Just kidding! Just some Hearth Deer humor! Got ya going there for a moment, did I?
 * (Gallus) "Yeesh, don't play us like that, Holly-Jolly, or else it might be hard to take your story seriously."
 * (Polarity): "But in all seriousness though, Santa Hooves WAS their mentor, who I guess was like a father."
 * (Smolder): "Then who was their REAL dad?"
 * (Polarity): "Oh, their father was a toy making facility manager. His name was Toyline."
 * (Gallus): "That kinda makes that position kinda a manifest desteny, doesn't it?"
 * (Polarity): "Yeah, kinda obvious. Anyway-"
 * (???): "STUDENTS?!"
 * Buzzord came in with a Panic!
 * Buzzord: "PONYVILLE'S BEING OVER-RUN WITH FROST HELLSPAWN, PSYCOTIC SNOWFIGURES AND THE UNDEAD?!"
 * Gallus: "Wait what?! (The Students look out of a window and were surprised by that!)...... HOW THE HELL DID WE MISSED THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Students, we need to reach Electross' ship! We have to evacuate! We- (Suddenly, Death Coffin crashed through a wall and slammed into Buzzord) OWIE?! (The duo crashed into the armor set) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
 * The Students were shocked, as they look to see the Holiday Spoiler slowly walking in from the settling dust......
 * The Holiday Spoiler looked at the group with a stern gaze.....
 * Little Dipper: "...... Holy Alicorns, how horrifying."
 * The Holiday Spoiler: "...... (Smirks) Oh how adorable. A strangely byracial group of children celebrating the holidays. (Frowns as he pointed his staff at them) That's going to become a thing of the past when I am done."
 * Polarity: "...... T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-THE HOLIDAY SPOILER?!"
 * Gallus: "(Scoffs bemused), THAT'S HIS VILLAIN NAME?! KINDA ON-THE-NOSE, DON'T YA THINK?! (LAUGHS)!"
 * The Holiday Spoiler: "Perhaps....... (Smiles wickedly) But it makes sense given the context that I aim, to ruin Hearth's Warming...... Forever."
 * Little Dipper: "SERIOUSLY?! The Lougers just beaten a corrupted Santa Hooves, and now there's YOUR bony-ass?! Honestly, don't villains have a sense of holiday respect- (The Holiday Spoiler began charging up his attack) AHHHH?!"
 * Suddenly, Death Coffin charged at the Holiday Spoiler and began fighting him!
 * Death Coffin: "CHILDREN, EVACUATE?! I'LL HOLD HIM OFF?! (TO BUZZORD) AND YOU, PROFFESSOR JACKASS, GET THEM TO SAFETY?!"
 * Buzzord: "YOU DON'T HAVE TO INSULT ME, I'M ALREADY DOING THAT?! (Buzzord starts evacuating the scared students to safety!)
 * The group were running, as the Ice Zombies, Psyco Snowponies and Ice Imps were seen ransacking the entire school!
 * Blizzther phased through the walls and saw the retreating group as it hissed........
 * Polarity: "I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS I CAN'T SAY MY STORY NO MORE?!"
 * Smolder: "PRETTY MUCH THE GENERAL ISSUE?!"
 * Buzzord: "QUICK, WE NEED TO GET INTO THE GARAGE?! ONCE WE'RE INSIDE ELECTROSS' SHIP WITH THE REST OF THE FACTILY, WE'RE SAFE?!"
 * Blizzther zoomed in and intersected the group just as they near the garage room door!
 * Ocellus: "AIIEEEEEE, SCARY ICE GHOST SNAKE?!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Fasinating. So Unsentient Animals CAN assend to an afterlife?! This is an exsellent marvel of reshurch worthy of study-"
 * Gallus: "TRY NOT TO FORGET THAT THE THING IS LIKELY HERE TO DO BAD THINGS TO US?!"
 * Buzzord: "Oh, right..... There is that unfortunate truth."
 * Yakhalla's voice: "EVERYONE?!"
 * The group looked to see Yakhalla!
 * Yakhalla: "This way! There's another door that leads to the Garage! Make haste torwords me!"
 * Buzzord: "I worried if I do, this spiritual Snow Serpent would stop that!"
 * Blizzther hissed.
 * Yakhalla: ".... I see..... Then I'll prepare an anti-spirit warding spell to scare it off! (Starts charging on a spell)!"
 * Blizzther looked at Yakhalla and snarled!
 * Buzzord: "NOW'S OUR CHANCE?! (Grabs the students and runs for the other garage door!)"
 * Gallus:... We... We made it.
 * Skyceria:... I just know they're going to jump out somewhere- (Ice Imps leap up into the air) LIKE THAT?!
 * Just as the Ice Imps were about to pounce onto the group, Lightvine charged in and smacked the Ice Imps away!
 * Barktrot was seen next to Electross' ship!
 * Barktrot: "If you wish to have a full life expectioncy, board this vessel!"
 * Buzzord and the Students ran for Electross' ship!
 * Electross's voice: "Where's Yakhalla?"
 * Buzzord: "Holding a giant ice ghost serpent off!"
 * Electross' Voice: "Well I ain't leaving until everyone's on board!"
 * Barktrot saw that more ice imps, along side ice zombies and psyco snowponies were marching enmass.
 * Barktrot: "Yakhalla would want us to get the students to safety! We need to go without him!"
 * The entire group gets aboard the ship as it takes off, the fire of the engine scaring the ice-themed fiends off cause, DUH, they're made of ice, as Electross' Luxery Ship flees the school!
 * Outside the school, The Holiday Spoiler sees this as he was holding a beaten Death Coffin.....
 * Holiday Spoiler: ".... Oh hum. So much for having fun with those children..... But I suspect, I'll have another chance soon. (Saw that Yakhalla was using a warding spell against Blizzther and holding it off)....."
 * Yakhalla: "(Saw the leaving ship)..... I don't blame them for being unable to wait for me, given the situation. At least I'd allowed them to fight another day. (The Ice Imps, Ice Zombies and Psyco Snowponies began to surround Yakhalla).... As I, will not go down as a pasifist. (Does a magic shockwave that beatens the surrounding enemies off and hits Blizzther as well.)....... Alright, creatures. I demand to see the master of this travisty this minute!"
 * The Holiday Spoiler loomed behind Yakhalla.
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Be careful with what you wish for..... (Sinisterly) Ya might just get it. (The Holiday Spoiler and Yakhalla entered a beam-lock!)... And you might want to choose your battles WISELY!!!! (Yakhalla was kicked in the nuts allowing Holiday Spoiler to overpower his beam and freeze him solid)... AND watch your blind spot as well.
 * Little Dipper: Oy! This doesn't bode well.
 * Yona: WHAT WERE THOSE GUYS?!
 * Ocellus: Ice Imps from the Frozen North is my best guess.
 * Gallus: CAN'T THE UNIVERSE JUST GIVE US A HOLIDAY?!?
 * Smolder: It wouldn't be a good episode if it did.
 * Barktrot: I'm SO sorry they eavesdropped into your holiday.
 * Polarity: AH-HEM! Since we're safe on this boat, I'd like to continue my story here!
 * Gallus: "ARE YOU KIDDING!? AFTER WHAT WE WENT THOUGH?! FORGET ABOUT STORYTIME?!"
 * Polarity: "..... Yeah, fair point."
 * Quartz: ARE YOU JOKING?! I WAS GETTING SUCKED IN!!!
 * Gallus: We're not agreeing with a baby like you.
 * Quartz: THE TITLE OF THIS CHAPTER IS LITERALLY-
 * Gallus: NOBODY GIVES A S***!!!! WE ARE NOT DOING STORIES!!! PERIOD!!! SO GROW UP AND ACCEPT IT, YOU DUMB LITTLE BRAT!!!!
 * Quartz:... Some friend you are yelling at someone my age. Maybe Polarity SHOULDN'T have given you that cake. I can see why you had a family that's hardly there for you. (Everyone gasps)
 * Gallus:... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
 * Quartz: You heard me!
 * Gallus:... (Smacks her, surprising everyone) YOU'RE ONE TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS LIKE FOR ME!!!! AND THIS IS EVEN COMING FROM A CRYBABY DRAGONLING WHOSE FAMILY KICKED HER OUT WITHOUT ANY LOVE!!!!
 * Quartz:...... (Smacks him back) YOU LEAVE THAT OUT OF THIS!!!!
 * Gallus: THEN YOU BETTER APOLOGIZE FOR BRINGING MY FAMILY INTO THIS!!!
 * Quartz: OR WHAT, D***HEAD?! YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING SO MEAN!!!
 * Gallus: WE'RE F*****G GRIFFINS, YOU IDIOT!!!! IT'S WHAT WE DO!!!!
 * Quartz: Yeah, and it's why griffins deserve such a bad reputation since Goldstone almost stole most of Equestria FOR STUPID MONEY!!!!
 * Gallus:...... (Scars her as everyone gasps) YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK!!!!
 * Quartz: NOT UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!!!
 * Gallus: Pheh, I'm a griffin, and I'm not apologizing for acting like one.
 * Quartz: Then I in turn won't apologize for acting LIKE A DRAGON!!!!
 * Barktrot: BOTH OF YOU, KNOCK IT OFF!!!!
 * Gallus: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!! (Their legs were turned into trees)
 * Barktrot: I, am not, a griffin. I don't like being yelled at. As your superior, it is my job to tell you that you won't like when I have to do things I don't want to. Therefore, stop being so mean to each other over a story. UNDERSTAND?!? (The ship shook)
 * Gallus/Quartz: "...... Yes ma'am."
 * Barktrot: "..... This being said, Miss Polarity, perhaps it may be best to explain your story, another time."
 * Quartz: "Ugh, and I was gonna follow it up with the true story of Scales as well."
 * Gallus: And I wanted to tell YOU the REAL story of my family so you can give me the apology I deserve!
 * Koningin: Yes, not going to lie, Quartz, that was not very nice to bring up. You should be ashamed for your insensitivity.
 * Quartz: Yeah, well, my family only kicked me out because they couldn't think straight when I was going through the Molt. You know that!
 * Smolder: Yeah, Gallus, even you can't blame her for that.
 * Polarity: "(Was seen stressed out by the arguing)"
 * Gallus: "Well you-"
 * Polarity: "OKAY, ALL OF YOU, STOP?!..... Look, how's about in order to feel better about things, I tell a more abridged verson of the story I was going to tell, then Quartz gets a turn, then Gallus gets a turn, then we take a break if something impourent comes up, then we resume, okay?"
 * Quartz: No, later's good. The moment's been slaughtered. THANKS, CHICKEN!!!
 * Polarity: (Deadpan) Do it or none of you get presents next year.
 * Shore: "Making threats like that doesn't help."
 * Polarity: ".... Oh, sorry. This is just my first time I got involved in a bad arguement!"
 * Barktrot: "Young ones, please. All of this is happening because of that Ice Wrath. I don't know why, but when he began attacking us, I suddenly notice a sudden negative aura hovering amongst you all."
 * Rhabdom: "Wait, are ya trying to say that we are suddenly at eachother's throats because of what Bonehead did? How, he wasn't able to do anything?!"
 * Little Dipper: "Well, if I had to guess, I think he's like an anger-based verson of Duldrumsta."
 * Silverstream: "Meaning...."
 * Little Dipper: "Well, think of it, like this...... During my time with the Shadow Realm Taraxippus population, I learned that Holidays have a more spiritual meaning in a litteral sense then just glorifived excuses to have parties or just be a lazy good for nohing. A sage from there told me that mortal kind has always been proned to be the most easily stressed creatures in any existence. And sciencetificly, that is warrented in prehistoric times when pretty much everything can waste yer ass like nothing. Thus, having to deal with that, incrises stress, thus, it gets in the way with how you think, how you funtcion, even how your values work. Basicly the perfect breeding ground for things like hate, fear, and racisum if you want to make this political. Those things grew because of negative assusation with a particular thing that sucks more then anything else. Stress, can be borned from anything. From minor and petty inconvinence, to even something like a horrorable tragity or the cruel actions of an individual or another creature. Thus, that stress can become bitterness in the self-revelation that your fragle as fuck in life, and that bitterness-"
 * Gallus: "Turns into self-doubt, then sadness, then fear and then hate and potaintionally make you either evil or a flawwed person, blah blah blah blah, WE GET IT?!"
 * Little Dipper: "..... Case in point. How Gallus reacted there, was why Holidays exist. You see, Holidays, have a greater purpose then just having an excuse to fool around for a day or eat processed food assusiated with that day and make a pig out of yourself, and it's more then just doing it for fun. As the sage told me...... Holidays exist, to spiritually reduse the stress of life, thereby, redusing any risk you guys would have from either being a total dipshit like my dad, or just being a cynical asshole like Squidward."
 * Silverstream: "..... I..... Never thought of Holidays like that."
 * Polarity: "He's right you know. It's why holidays exist. In times before holidays, alot of people would do nothing but worry about worse case scenarios and fail to trust eachother, or, anyone for that matter, there would be alot more fighting, terrorable actions, just, general, meanness, if it wasn't for holidays....."
 * Quartz: "But, what does that have to do with that Ice Wrath?"
 * Polarity: "As I said, he's, the Holiday Spoiler."
 * Gallus scoffed.
 * Little Dipper: "Okay, Gallus, seriously, I know the dude's name is abit overtly villainious, but like he said, it makes sense to what he does. He, SPOILS, holidays, likely through ways simular to what he just did! I think by the mere actions of causing trouble during the holidays, it must be causing some sort've negativity aura that is incrising stress, likely making you guys snap at eachother just now, because it's all the stress from minor and major woes in your life being allowed to grow. And, be honest, some of you guys have ALOT on your chests on how much your lives SUCK before you came to this school, and even then, some of you are still works in progresses on being better then you are now!"
 * Gallus: "......."
 * Quartz: "......."
 * Barktrot: "...... Then let's test this throey. Polarity...... How's about you tell that story abou the Hearth's Deer..... Unabridged."
 * Gallus: "SERIOUSLY?! THIS IS A HYPER SERIOUS MOMENT AND-"
 * Silverstream: "Gallus, please! What if Little Dipper's throey is right, and that Ice Wrath could have more then just the obvious ice powers in his sleves? We need to hear Polarity's story."
 * Gallus: "...... Bu-"
 * Electross: "Look, Gallus, I know you were very stressed out by that, but, it never hurts to figure it out."
 * Buzzord: "Also, hearing Polarity's story is a MAGNIFISENT reshurch oppertunity to learn many Reindeer customs, erm, and, to test out Little Dipper's throey, alchourse."
 * Barktrot: "Also, based on that outburst, it feels like you need it most of all, Young Gallus."
 * Gallus: "Hey you got upset too!"
 * Barktrot: Because you both were being too cruel to each other and it was too much to take. This is why holidays exist. To curb the fact that life stinks worse than fertilizer.
 * Gallus: Yeah, UNLESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED HAPPENS!!!!! VILLAINS JUST CAN'T GIVE US A GODSDAMN HOLIDAY!!!! WHY DO VILLAINS JUST DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WHENEVER THEY WANT?! IS NOTHING SACRED TO THEM?! WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE HOLIDAY EVENT HAVE TO BE RUINED BY JACKASSES TOO AUTISTIC, MEAN, SPITEFUL, OR MENTALLY BRAINDEAD TO BE LAWFUL?!
 * Little Dipper: Geez, dude, why don't you just insult more groups while you're at it?
 * Gallus: IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!!!... (Sobs)... Why can't life during holidays be normal?... I just wanted a peaceful holiday with my friends and this, ABOMINATION, just ruins everything?!? (Sobs) WHY?!?
 * Silverstream: Dude, life wasn't meant to be fair. Not even in Equestria.
 * Gaster: Gal, you're acting like a child!
 * Gallus: YEAH, I AM, BUT WHY'RE YOU SURPRISED?! MY PARENTS WERE-.......  Just... Just do your stupid story. But leave me out of it! (Storms off into a room and sobbed)
 * Quartz:...... (Sighs) Somecreature please spank me as hard as you can for being a giant d***!
 * Yona: You really want us to?
 * Polarity: Ugh, just give him time. He needs it. And while I tell the story, Quartz, you think hard about what you've done.
 * Quartz: How can I when I'm listening to your story?
 * Smolder: "Simple, go somewhere where you can't hear it so you CAN think straight."
 * Quartz: "Ugh, so I'm out of the stroy corner too? Good grief. Way to go Quartz, you deside to get alittle too emotional, and you practically ruin your relationships, again! (Leaves)"
 * Polarity: (Sighs) It's too obvious this story is more important than you think. You see, we reindeer were the first in Equestrian history since the Fear Wars to realize the importance of holidays.
 * (Polarity): As almsgivers, we reindeer, upon discovering Equestrian magic thanks to Santa Hooves, we realized what the Boogeyman did to the world as payback for being written off as something make-believe and thus invisible, whether he deserved it or not. Xenophobia took over the world. Races despised each other and Santa needed to fix it before this global racism gave eternal food to the Windigoes. So, after meeting the Guardians of Childhood, he had the perfect solution: shape the last time of the year into the best. It was an inspiring notion. However, the races of the world were forever against the idea of peace since Pitch opened their eyes too widely. They had suddenly began to care about only themselves. Worse when the damage done during the Chaos Wars was almost healed. Pitch had not just reopened the wounds, he also put more salt in it. In lament's terms, he made it worse. Thus you can imagine why simply coming off as crusaders turned out poorly. Some races flat-out banned holidays and even toys just to hit the nail of reality too hard. Santa himself had a difficult time.
 * (Little Dipper): So let me guess: Santa created the stockings of Christmas to keep those corrupt rulers from finding them?
 * (Polarity): You got it. But, it wasn't to last. Some races had greedy executives who ratted out this act and had reindeer banished from most lands out of threat of war, just to be promoted. Races were prosecuting reindeer quickly. It seemed all hope was dying. Then... A miracle happened. One day, the races all ended up declaring war on each other, and Santa took the opportunity and brought on the message of good will towards races. The message to stop hatred, stop fear, stop killing, stop everything that didn't equal love and respect for everycreature in the world. Obviously, the leaders that were too blinded by reality and realism were outraged by this interference including the ones who banished reindeers and threatened to declare war on them. With this display of cruelty in front of virtually everycreature in the world, these rulers were immediately prosecuted, their bans on holidays were revoked, and the campaign to prevent another Windigo Ice Age was successful. This marked the birth of Hearth's Reindeer, with Santa as their first leader. He introduced Christmas-style traditions during this campaign and this marked the beginning of a generation that made entirely sure that Pitch's vow to haunt a new generation would never come true.
 * Polarity: The End.
 * Yona:... And what did that have to do with Aurora, Bori, and Alice and their mom?
 * Polarity: Like I said, this was the abridged version. I know I was asked to not do that, but, I didn't felt comfident an unabridged verson would be that appresiated after how stressful the Holiday Spoiler was. I kinda had to skip some details because some of us are in too bad of a mood for a full story.
 * (Deadpool): "Well that, and this freaking double-feature outlasted it's welcome and Scroopy wants it done and out already."
 * Polarity: "...... Who, was that?"
 * Smolder: "Ignor that. The less attention we give him, the more quieter he is."
 * Quartz was seen sitting down and pouting.
 * Quartz: "..... Okay, when I really think about it...... It was uncouthed of me to drag Gallus' family into this, as much of an asshole he was being. I did nothing to quell his anger, if not just made the bad tidings worse. Maybe, I should go talk to him."
 * Gallus was seen looking at a locket with two feathers with variments of blue and an old picture of a baby Gallus held by two entire different griffins then seen from Ambassitor Gennu.
 * Gallus stared on miserabley.....
 * Quartz gentely entered in......
 * Quartz: "..... Gallus? (Gallus did not responded)..... I've, been doing enough thinking, and..... I realised that...... Maybe dragging your parents into this, was uncool of me, even if you were a total asshole."
 * Gallus: "(Deadpan, Sarcastic) Well pardon my race attributes of being greedy assholes, dragon!"
 * Quartz: "..... I, also want to take back the smack talk about your race. Believe me, I'm useually NICER then that. It's just, it could be like Dipper said and that, that bony jerk could've done something to us just from being around."
 * Gallus: "..... (Stern) You can blame this on some hocus pocus all you want, it doesn't change that those words, came from your yap, not Bonedome's!"
 * Quartz: "True, but, it's also the stress talking. Sometimes when pushed hard enough, anyone, not just us, even if you are like Celestia, can say the most horrorable things ever if you're stressed beyond belief. And, all those things you said..... I, take it you suffer the worse stress out of all of us."
 * Gallus: "(Sarcasticly) Well gee, living in a griffin colony that has seen better days and having bitter memories about the holidays as it is because of what happened to his real parents and having the holidays wrecked by some glorifived bag of bones CAN DO THAT TO A GUY?!"
 * Quartz: "..... Yeah, your right, it was too obvious to be said. Look, if it helps, even if you weren't quick to accept being told stories, I figured, why not just tell you an abridged verson of the true story of Scales."
 * Gallus: "...... Fine, but it better be short."
 * Quartz: "Okay, so let's skip the beginning about Scales being poor and how the Dragon Lord welcomed him cause that much is still true. But here's the key differences."
 * (Quartz): "It wasn't Scales who stole the spector from he Dragon Lord that offered kindness, but an evil, elitst grand vizor named: Count Stinkypants!"
 * Silence.....
 * (Gallus was heard breaking into laughter)!
 * (Gallus): "HOW DICKISH, WERE HIS PARENTS, FOR NAMING HIM THAT?! (LAUGHS)!"
 * (Quartz): "Yeah, you can see why he was removed from the changed Story Smolder told cause that feast of fire was themed around Dark Stories, so, obvious liberties were taken. Anyway, it was the count who stole the spector and usurped the rightful Dragon Lord, and it was up to scales to save the day."
 * (Gallus): So did she?
 * (Quartz): Would it be a good story to this day if she didn't? See, Scales was indeed a poor dragon and by being invited to the feast, Scales stumbled upon something dark. Stinkypants had actually stolen the position of Dragon Lord from her mother by cheating as he wanted to get revenge on everydragon that made fun of his name. Her mother ended up banished for being his worst bully leaving Scales to grow up a wandering orphan yearning for something more. Realizing that she was the rightful Dragon Lord, she started a plan to overthrow Stinkypants and expose his crimes. It all ended with Scales and Stinkypants in the Gauntlet of Fire's scepter room and Scales managed to trick Scales into admitting he cheated and that he was even responsible for the death of her father in front of everydragon. With the lie exposed, Stinkypants' life was destroyed and Scales reclaimed her rightful place as Dragon Lord when the previous one appresiated Scales' efferts.
 * Quartz: The one Smolder and the Dragons told was a more abridged version. One that also took some liberties to make the story darker for the contest.
 * Gallus: "Tch, obviously. Ya know, I think the others might appresiate THAT verson of the story better. You should tell them that."
 * Quartz: Sure thing. After we dealt with that bonehead. Now what about you?
 * Gallus:... (Sighs) Alright, but it isn't pretty.
 * (Gallus): "Contuary of what people expect from Griffinstone Griffins, my parents were freaking sweethearts..... Well, mom mostly, dad is more stoic and gruff, comes from basicly being the only coninuing royal guard left ever since we stopped having a king in the colony, but, he can be tender when he wants to. (A Toddler Gallus was seen happy around his real parents) My family were pretty much the closest to any griffins that weren't miserable pieces of shit. Then..... He came."
 * An Armasti with chained pendelums was seen swinging them around against the ground, damaging it, as the Armasti was seen adorn with the skulls of fallen prey.
 * (Gallus): "An Armasti named Khall the Gorer came to Griffinstone, and wanted to claim Grover's crown for himself. But he was pissed to discover that Griffinstone surrendered the crown to Celestia for safe-keeping, so Khall threatened to waste Griffinstone! Dad, wasn't having it!"
 * Gallus' real father charged and smacked Khall across the face!
 * (Gallus): "Spoiler alert: It just pissed Khall off even more."
 * Shadows of Khall stabbing Gallus' father was seen!
 * (Gallus): ".... Khall claimed another skull that day. He left with my dad's body, feeling like he did enough damage for the day.... Mom, couldn't cope...... She died of a broken heart the following day....... Uncle Gennu gave me two of his servents to become my parents when he came to adopt me. Now, nothing aginst Gladys and Gradson, those two were, decent, at the least..... But they can never replace my REAL parents, and Uncle Gennu's barely even around that much since he's an ambassitor. So much so that, I wasn't able to spend the holidays with Gladys and Gradson. It's why I'm extra miserable on the holidays, cause..... I lost my parents, on the Blue Moon Festival. No one was ever brave enough to go after Khall, so, Khall assentually did the most unredeemable act in history, and he was never punished for it?!"
 * Gallus: "So you can guess where the rotten attatude comes from! So can you honestly blame me, over-reacting to what the Holiday Spoiler did, after what Khall did to screw up my life forever?!"
 * Quartz:... I didn't knew, Gall... I'm sorry... Also, in a way, I can kinda see why you have this attitude..... Griffinstone lost their last remaining honorable griffins. Griffinstone was one of the greatest griffin civilizations, and given hardships, something like that was just as demoralizing as the loss of a national treasure like the Idol of Boreas. Some might say losing an idol isn't a big deal, but griffins have more national treasures than any other race in the world given they're guardians of gold. Griffins are emotionally complex creatures. Even dragons don't understand them.
 * Gallus: Yeah, but I'm sure you know that griffins started out the wealthiest race in the world after uncovering the Vault of Mammon. We considered gold a divine gift and anyone who tried to steal it for their own greed is desecrating the name of the Alicorn god of wealth, even if it's one of our own kind. Gold and treasures are sacred to us. We developed grouchy attitudes because the times creatures tried to steal our wealth are too many to count. Griffins were convinced the entire world was greedy and out to get them, especially considering we claimed one of the richest treasuries in Equestrian history. The Arimaspi were the most resilient beings to challenge the might of us griffins.... Especially since they're Pana's version of us. We're mean because we hardly trust a society that takes it's world and values for granted. The loss of the Idol of Boreas wasn't the first time we griffins lost a national treasure. It's been happening for as long as griffins have flown.
 * Quartz: "Then, why did Griffinstone took losing it as hard as they did?"
 * Gallus: "..... Because the idol was more then just "Another National Treasure"....... It was a surviving relic of the Great Griffin Lords...... They were a group of near-god griffins that ruled above all Griffins, even to guys like King Cedric...... They were lost when the Chaos wars happened and Tyranny deemed them a threat to forces cause of their power.... He turned the Griffin Lords into useless piles of bronze, gotten rid of most other relics...... All except the Idol somehow. Griffins had a hard time to understand how the idol survived, but the impourent thing is that it did, and that it was the last memory of the Griffin Lords we had...... Then the Armasti had to ruin that, the pricks. It's been lost to the abismal abyss ever since. And so was Griffinstone's pride....."
 * Quartz:... Well no wonder Griffinstone fell to pieces. It was a DIVINE treasure.
 * Gallus: Exactly! And since Gilda got the Idol deeper to save her friend, it's been all but impossible to get it back.
 * Quartz: I wouldn't say impossible. The Idol just isn't easily accessible or navigable. The Abysmal Abyss makes flying impossible, but can't you just free fall down and break your fall for only a split second?
 * Gallus: It's, not so simple. The Abysmal Abyss, from what I heard, has an indeterminate depth. It's said to be so deep, the air pressure beneath is deadly. The bottom is so dark you won't know when you're reaching the bottom until it's too late. There's so much mystery to it, it makes the idea of traversing it horrifying. Not impossible, maybe, but it's obvious we might never get the Idle back.
 * Quartz: (Sighs) You poor, poor griffins. I mean...... Maybe with some magic to give you like, some way to breath, or maybe if Buzzord could try to build like, a land verson of one of those mini submarines and venture into the abyss?
 * Gallus: "We don't know alot of magic users that can do that, and Buzzord's....... Buzzord. You saw how "well" his inventions end up. Such a thing might sooner go ka-boom if anything else."
 * Quartz: "Hey, we'll talk more about it in better times. For now, how's about you go back to your friends..... You don't even have to apologize about the outburst anymore, cause, we already figure that you're not in your right mindset, so, no need to apologize for an impluse."
 * Gallus: Right. So we're even?
 * Quartz: Even steaming.
 * Gallus: "Don't ya mean "Even Steven"?"
 * Quartz: "That sounds like something the Lougers would say. Speaking of which, why didn't they handle Holiday Spoiler like they did with Shiver?"
 * Gallus: "I'm willing to bet that without Gazelle, those misfits aren't exactly in their top form now... Where are those misfits anyway?"
 * SpongeBob:... I'm bored!
 * Patrick: I'm BEYOND bored!... Beyored!
 * Icky: "Oh what, did you expect places like a frozen barrior to be a 5-minute drive?"
 * SpongeBob: Of course not! It's just there's nothing to do.
 * Novo: Well the temperature ain't really helping either.
 * Stalwart: Yeah. The ice barrier isn't exactly welcoming in just one way.
 * Fluttershy: Why's it even there anyway? It's not really the South Pole.
 * Novo: No, but it's actually been around since the Windigo Ice Age. It was meant to cut off lands for the Windigoes to get a meal from every single race in the world since the Chaos Wars had destroyed their peaceful existence with each other.
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, time out! Windegos are intelligent? I thought Gale was an exception!?
 * Novo: What, did you think they were just mindless creatures that ate your hatred and negativity?
 * Rainbow Dash: THEN WHY THE F*** DIDN'T THEY REALIZE THEIR FEEDING HAD CONSEQUENCES?!?
 * Hurricane: It's, complicated.
 * Skystar: But since the end of the Ice Age, much of it melted and that barrier was what was left of that great Barricade. It would've been gone if those Barrior Regioners hadn't claimed it.
 * Seaspray: Are you guys entirely sure that you want to take this risk?
 * Donkey: Well, we WOULD take the risk, if we knew we'd get so darn bored!
 * Shrek: Well, I guess we should find a way to entertain ourselves. But not your way, Donkey!
 * Po: Okay, okay, here's another one. I spy-
 * Mantis: Water.
 * Po: You got it again!
 * Mantis: "It wasn't hard to do, Po! WE'RE LITTERALLY ON A BOAT, WHERE WATER IS GONNA BE THE SCENERY FOR A GOOD WHILE!? Yeesh, and I thought Viper was bad with this game!"
 * Viper: "HEY?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Enough! How's about we find other matters to entertain ourselves?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Hey, guys, I think I just realised something........ We were able to warn the school about the attack, right?"
 * Silence.......
 * Icky: ".......... SON OF A BI-"
 * Deadpool: "Hey kids, it's time for Mailcall with Deadpool. Little Carmichal of Louisiana asks, "Dear Deadpool, aren't you interrupting the episode for a ridiculous reason?" The answer is yes, Carmichal. Yes I am. Keep those cards and letters coming."
 * The Misfits were seen having a panic fit about their failure to warn the school!
 * Novo was seen hyperventalating about Silverstream's possable fate!
 * Icky: "MY GOD, THIS IS AN EPIC F***-UP ON OUR PARTS?!"
 * Skystar: Oh, I'm sure they can handle themselves...... Right?....... (Unsure) Right?
 * Lord Shen: "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THOUGHT ABOUT THE BLOODY SCHOOL?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well I think Twilight would've been the first one to-........ Ohhhhhhh."
 * Spyro: "Everyone, calm down! Look, for all it's worth, the school's facutly would have the safety of the students covered. It's likely they would've already been evacuated."
 * Patrick: "But is there a way to check?"
 * Kowalski: "Give me a few moments, (Brings out a speicalised communicator) And I'll make contact with Electross' Luxery Ship."
 * Novo:... How long have you been carrying that?
 * Skipper: "That's classifived info, Miss."
 * Novo: HOW AND WHY DOES THAT WARRANT BEING CLASSIFIED?! YOU COULD'VE USED THAT THE WHOLE TIME!!!
 * Private: Your highness, just drop it, Skipper's stubbornness knows no bounds. He classifies even a simple joke.
 * Stalwart:...... Was he dropped as an egg?
 * Kowalski: Can everyone shut up please? This takes concentration. (He tries)... Drat, the weather's messing up the reception.
 * Icky: "(Facepalms) Why, does a force of nature have to be an obsicile for technology?!"
 * Cynder: "Obviously the presence of the weather would make connections difficult cause of interference."
 * Crane: "Well, how are we gonna make contact with them now?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya know, I could just fly back to Equestria and get to Electross' ship from there."
 * Applejack: You sure you wanna separate from the group, R.D.?
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'm too fast for any of those freaky beasts to catch."
 * Applejack: Well we got no other options. Go get em, tiger. (Rainbow Dash zooms off)
 * Lord Shen: "..... Let's pray that it won't be a costly endevor."
 * Electross was seen struggling with a Cragmite communications system.
 * Spoonful: "..... What appears to be the trouble, Electross?"
 * Electross: "Well, basicly the most unideal revelation that not even the most stable of Cragmite Communication Tec can handle a little weather. And this is tec that can still function in the storms of Planet Ztorm X."
 * Spiracle: "Maybe it just needs to be given a stronger connection?"
 * Entropy: "You tried re-arranging the wires?"
 * Buzzord: "Did you set it to "Wumbo"?"
 * Electross: "...... Buzzord, Wumbo's not a real word."
 * Buzzord is like this.
 * Barktrot stared annoyed as Buzzord went on.
 * Barktrot: ("I wonder if it's not too late to join Yakhalla in whatever predicament he's in.")
 * Entropy: (Rolled his eyes litterally after Buzzord finished the Wumbo Speech).... Dude, it's just s*** that SpongeBob's world made up. Give it up.
 * Electross: No, it's just that I fashioned it from tech during the Great War. It's probably going into dating flux.
 * Aloe: What's that?
 * Electross: It's when new-generation technology is hooked with old-generation technology and they obviously aren't compatible. This thing is clearly not working as it should anymore. Basicly...... The device is showing it's age.
 * Igmar: "Well, how long ago was he Great War?"
 * Electross: "Nearly as old as Cronk and Zephyr. And trust me, you barely see robots like them anymore. Those were some pretty old school bots."
 * Kurtle: "Kinda wierd that futuristic tec can age pretty quickly."
 * Electross: "Eh, that always happens to anything made by mortal hands. I bet the AUU's tec can have the same problems with exception to that Teadr 1 stuff. I hear that stuff can make the Zonis blush."
 * Buzzord: "Ohhhh, I know! I so dream of going there myself!"
 * Barktrot: "I can't promise that the AUU would be ready for you, Professor."
 * Buzzord: "Hardy, har har."
 * Electross: "Back on track here, guys. We're pretty much out of luck contacting the Lougers due to weather interfearence and/or Cragmite Tec that had it's prime. We're kinda on our own until something new pops up."
 * Koningin: "And your positive none of the wraith's creatures can't find us by then?"
 * Electross: "We're pretty much out of the hot zone, that Wraith has no way of re-locating us."
 * Pines: "...... But are we protected from Ice Ghost Snakes though? He did had one, ya know."
 * Electross: "I'm betting that Yakhalla slowed it down enough that even that thing can't track us down so simply now that we're very far away from Ponyville."
 * Skyceria: Well it better. We made quite a scene earlier. Gallus and Quartz were really at eachother's throats before. At least my holidays before the School and that revamp of the Ice Festival weren't this bad.
 * Buzzord: "Oh, miss Skyceria, we didn't know you were there. Why weren't you with the other students?"
 * Skyceria: "We're taking a break from each other like Polarity said. I was figuring I check up on how you guys were doing about making contact with the Lougers, but.... I, overheard that wasn't going well."
 * Spoonful: "Oh do try not to worry of it, I'm sure the Lougers would send someone to come look for us. (Sees the silhouette of Rainbow Dash heading toward the ship) Speaking of which, as if on cue- (Rainbow Dash was blown out of balance by the wind and crashed on the window in front of them)..... That, could've been a more, graceful enterence."
 * Rainbow Dash:... There's monsters and a wraith coming!.....
 * Skyceria:... Yeah, we got that. Why else do think we're in an alien Space Ship?
 * Gallus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU KNEW ABOUT HOLIDAY SPOILER AND FORGOT TO WARN US?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry. We were too focused on keeping our frozen friends frozen until we can turn them back to normal. Wait..... Where's Yakhalla?
 * Barktrot: "He stayed behind to slow the creatures down. He is likely overwealmed and frozen."
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Aw man, he's a goner if he melts or gets crushed."
 * Barktrot: "Actselly, I had sensed that this ice is not the kind that is subject to normal ice standerds. In fact, I do still sense Yalhalla's lifeforce. If the wraith did wanted to break him, he should've already done so."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Wait, if the Holiday Spoiler isn't gonna break our friends to pieces, then, why freeze them at all?"
 * Polarity's voice: "Why would he?"
 * Polarity showed up.
 * Polarity: "Why would the Holiday Spoiler break a potaintional new slave for himself? The Holiday Spoiler doesn't believe in letting frozen victims go to waste as to, just break them or make them melt. He instead takes the frozen to his lair on Black Frost Mountain and put them in his special ice zombie freezer."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Well, good to know that Twilight, Starswirl and pretty much the magic user Lougers are not in COMPLETE danger. In terms of melting or breaking, I mean."
 * Polarity: "I, wouldn't nessersarly call that good news. Sure, the frozen ones are in no danger, but the rest of your group are. The Spoiler can track frozen victims as far as even half of the entire world. All they are doing is endangering themselves if they held onto the frozen."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Shocked face)...... AWWWWWWWWWWWW CRAP?! (ZOOMS OFF AND LEAVES THE SHIP)!?"
 * Spoonful: "..... Something tells me that the misfits are going to have another off-day."
 * Buzzord: "Un-questionabley."
 * Koningin: "Indeed."
 * Electross: "Eeeyup."
 * Icky and Iago were seen playing cards.
 * Kolwalski was seen analising the frozen comrades that were strapped down....
 * Skipper: "Status report, Kolwalski?"
 * Kolwaksi: "...... Skipper, I noticed a very strange trend with our ice friends......"
 * Skipper: "That is?"
 * Kolwalski: "..... They never seem to even minorly melt."
 * Skipper: "Well that's tecnecally a good thing, right?"
 * Kolwalski: "On the surface, yes.... But I'm worried that we're not dealing with normal ice."
 * Spongebob: "You mean, we're not dealing with normal average every-day ice..... This is.... (Drumatic Sting) Advance Ice......"
 * Kolwalski: "..... Assentually...? My point is, it appears that this ice has self-freezing properties that keeps both itself and our friends frozen."
 * Cynder: "So that means the Wraith doesn't want our friends dead."
 * Rockhoof: "I wouldn't give a sigh of relief yet. Let's remember that this wraith is still a villain. Likely, if this freezing isn't to then kill us, it's likely for an equilly nefarious purpose."
 * Meadowbrook: "The question is, hun.... What exactly IS that?"
 * Skipper: Well whatever it is, he'll never find them.
 * ???: PRETTY SURE HE CAAAAAAAAAAAN- (Crashes underwater) PUBUBUBUBU!!! (Got back on board)
 * Skystar: Well you were gone for like an hour.
 * Rainbow Dash: I think I swallowed a trout. (Feels it in her belly)... Yep. (Makes herself puke the trout out as it chittered in aggravation)
 * Fluttershy: Just go. I'm sure she didn't mean it. We ponies don't eat fish. (The trout left)
 * Rainbow Dash: Guys... I don't think hiding them won't work either. The new kid Polarity told me that Holiday Spoiler can locate any of his frozen victims. Also, though you likely already figured, but, our frozen friends weren't actselly in danger of melting or breaking. This, isn't normal ice.
 * Boss Wolf: (Dubbed as Nostalgia Critic)... WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!
 * Squidward: YOU MEAN WE SAILED THROUGH ALL THIS COLD, RESISTED FREEZING TEMPERATURES, AND WERE TAKING CARE OF WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS FRAGILE ICE SCULPTURES OF WHAT IS OUR FRIENDS, FOR NOTHING?!? YOU'RE TELLING ME GOING TO THE REALM OF ICE JAWAS, RISKING BEING FROZEN FOR ETERNITY, WAS-
 * Rainbow Dash: A complete waste of time, yeah, that's the gists of it.
 * Squidward:...... (He screamed wildly as it was heard far in the barrier as the Barrier Regioners in ice boats heard and homed in on them)
 * Skystar: OW!!!!
 * Stalwart: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO YELL OUT LIKE THAT?!
 * Novo: WHAT WAS THAT?!
 * Squidward: That was me! This was all a big fat dud!
 * Novo: YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!! ALSO, YOU BASICLY SCREAMED LIKE A BARRIOR SERPENT, A KNOWN DANGERIOUS CREATURE TO THE BARRIOR REGIONERS!? NOW THE REGIONERS ARE GONNA THINK WE'RE A THREAT AND- (She was frozen by the Regioners)
 * Skystar: MOM!!! (Regioners surrounded them with ice spears)
 * Melman: (Gasps) REGIONERS!!!!
 * Squidward:... Uhhh... Oops.
 * Brandy: And yet you call Spongebob and Patrick idiots!?
 * Stalwart: "Everyone, keep calm, and keep, still. Don't do anything else that'll invoke them to freeze you."
 * The Barrior Regioners started to speak in their Jawainese inspired languise.
 * Kolwalski: "..... (Quietly) Fasinating. They're communicating with eachother."
 * An older Barrior Regioner showed up, gesturing his fellow Regioners to step aside.
 * Older Regioner: "...... (Clears throat)..... You, friends of Barrior Beast?"
 * Icky: "Holy crap, he speaks english."
 * Private: "Albeit broken english."
 * Viper: "He must be an elderly sage capable of understanding the world."
 * Applejack: "I think he's asking if we're with the Barrior Serpent."
 * Lord Shen: "Then in that case, no, we are not assusiated with any serpent."
 * Old Regioner: "Then why make mating call of Barrior Beast? Mating call risks Regioner safety by attracting a close enough Beast to location of mating call."
 * Squidward: Hehe, yeah, funny story, you're really going to LAUGH!... I screamed in anguish because we were bringing our frozen friends here to keep them frozen and safe until we dealt with the cause only to find they are self-freezing and could be found instantly.......
 * Old Regioner:......... (Laughs hysterically and spoke to the others in their language as they laughed)
 * Squidward:... I didn't actually think you were going to do it.
 * Old Regioner: My friends, whatever you were told about Regioners is no longer true... At least not completely. Regioners do freeze others... But only in self-defense. Those who wish to harm Regioners punished by becoming part of ice barrier that Regioners keep alive to control certain degrees of hostile territory. Regioners don't get involved in concerns because of how they perceive Regioners. But you put Regioners in good mood.
 * Squidward:... Really? Well, I'll be dunked, what were we scared about?
 * Old Regioner: "That being said, we will be put in an even better mood if you help us chase away the ineditably arriving Barrior Beast before it goes after my people and wrecks our home in the process. Again, you screamed it's mating call."
 * Mr. Krabs: "So, the Barrior Serpent, sounds like Squidward's Screams?"
 * Squidward Screams were heard as the Regioners paniced!
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... I'll take that as a "No Duh"!"
 * Old Regioner: "..... Thankfully, it sounded like Beast still ways off, but Barrior Beasts swim fast! Barely enough time to prepare for Barrior Beast."
 * Fluttershy: "Why so afraid of it?"
 * Old Regioner: "Barrior Beasts eat ice! And sometimes, any unlucky members of my people."
 * Brandy: "..... You mean, these giant sea monsters, eat, ice? Frozen, water?"
 * Old Regioner: "It because ice helps fuel their ice breath to help freeze larger prey, like Uni-Narwals and Barrior Ice Dragons."
 * Kolwalski: "Fasinating. It appears the Barrior Serpents have figure out a method of weaponizing coldness to become a sort've apex of these parts."
 * Skipper: "You can write a documentary about this later, Kolwalski."
 * Skystar: "Quick question, why did you freeze my mother?"
 * Old Regioner: "Sorry bout that. Her screaming made my people afraid that her screaming would attract the Barrior Beast's attention even more then the mating call already did. Barrior Beasts have super-good hearing."
 * Skystar: Well, she didn't mean it, so... can you thaw her out?
 * Old Regioner: "..... That's, the thing. We only mastered freezing things so keep the Barrior Stable. We have no ability to melt the ice cause.... Well, we wanted to have homes on what's left of the Barrior, not melt it even more."
 * Icky: BECAUSE OF COURSE YOU DON'T!!!!
 * Lord Shen: "(Sighs), I wish Celestia was here."
 * Hurricane: "Well, she's likely evacuated by now due to the attack.... Hopefully by the ONLY compident guards so far?!"
 * Applejack: "Why live here?"
 * Old Regioner: "Because, it's all we have left to remember the good deeds of our gods: The Ice Horses."
 * Icky: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."
 * Pinkie: "(Quietly) I think he meant the Windegos."
 * Old Regioner: "Ages ago, the Ice Horses created miles and miles of frozen bergs that allowed my people to thrive. They once wanted the best from us. Then, their mysterious shorce of power started to taint their way of thinking, thus..... They ended up doing something that forced them to leave...... And we don't know why and how..... Then...... We were left with our homes slowly melting. We tried to keep the strongest bergs stable since."
 * Flash Magnus: "...... I think there's someone we want you to meet."
 * Clover: "...... GALE?! GALE, WE NEED YOU FOR SOMETHING?!"
 * Gale: (Came in through snowy mist) WHAT WHAT WHAT, WHERE'S THE FIRE?! I'LL BLOW IT OUT AND- (Saw where she is)......
 * Rainbow Dash:... WTF?
 * Old Regioner: Oh, mighty Ice Horse! (They bow to her)
 * Gale:... Oh, you got to be kidding. These guys are still alive? I thought they died out at the end of the Ice Age. (Saw the Barrior Bergs)..... Huh. So some of that barrior my people made is still around. That, could explain the advent of Air Ships. So, anyway, Clover, what's up? I was in a snow shower till I heard ya call for me.
 * Icky:... A snow shower? Not that I'm picturing that in my head, but... How does THAT work?
 * Gale: "Wouldn't you like to know, ya gutter-minded weirdo?"
 * Icky: "I just said that I wasn't picturing it?!"
 * Clover: Anyway, um, you think these guys need to know what their 'ice horses' really are?
 * Gale:...... I don't know. I mean, they look up to us. What will they think of us?
 * Clover: "They're kinda already aware that your people's "Way of thinking was tainted", so, they likely already somewhat knew that the Windegos went down a dishonorable path."
 * Gale: "But I'm not confident they can handle the context of WHY it happened. If they knew, then it's just one race more that thinks sourly about Windegos."
 * Clover: If they still look up to you even after having heard of your 'tainted power', they'll understand.
 * Gale:... (Sighs) Alright. But if it doesn't, you owe me big. (Clears throat)... We're known as Windigoes. We're creatures that were born from the negativity of bone-chilling cold, and we feed on the negativity and hatred of others, and thus the more creatures hate each other and argue, the more cold it gets when we come in to feed. The ponies of Equestria and other races caused what originally created your homes after a war that destroyed this world's gods. Xenophobia ran rampant and we built the ice barriers to separate each community to get some food. Then, these six ponies decided to leave for another home. We followed them when they argued with each other again, and Clover recognized the cause of the danger. So they vowed to treat each other warmly and drove us away. But, they failed to warn other races to do the same. Though the ironic thing is that other races tried to warn them about us, like the gargoyles since their hatred spread cold to their territory. But when the ponies failed to listen because of the gargoyles' monstrous appearance, war broke out between them. This incident was one of the many reasons why other races failed to listen to them. Their own hardships made them selfish and vindictive. As for me?... I wanted to redeem my races' name when races started to heal with help from these six. But due to the ponies only seeing me as dangerous, they ousted me, and the ones I put trust in had to cope with their demands. As you can imagine, I didn't take it well and wanted them to pay.
 * Old Regioner: "..... That, explains so much, actselly. But, as much as it's sad that other Ice Horses have fallen from grace, you are still good, and for that, my people will not turn our backs on you as you so feared. Though it, does crush any hope of the Ice Horses return and restoring the barrior to full glory."
 * A Barrior Regioner was worryingly asking the Old Regioner!
 * Old Regioner: "Oh, right. One of my men reminded me that we mustn't forget about the Barrior Beast."
 * Gale: "Wait, you mean those Barrior Serpents are still a thing? Kinda figured the diminising ice would make those noisy pains in the flank extinct by now!"
 * Old Regioner: That would be because the one we know, is the last of it's kind.
 * Fluttershy wimpered at that sadly.....
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Ya just had to say the thing was an endling. Now Fluttershy is going to be Gazelle-Levels of Ethicist about it! So if you were hoping on having the thing removed for good, now your out of luck."
 * Old Regioner: "We mean in THIS part of the Barrior. There's actselly still a very far pod of them in other sides of the barriors."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Fluttershy is still not gonna go gaga for killing it."
 * Old Regioner: "Oh by all means, alchourse not. It has a right to live as we do. It's just, we want it to be as far away of our terratory as possable."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well Fluts is the one you should talk to if you want it to go. She is good with wildlife. Whaddiya say, Flutters? Want to help this 'endling' get laid?
 * Fluttershy: Want? I must. It's my life's oath.
 * Icky: "Well there's the matter if you can even talk to it, like, given that it's likely to not be semi-sentient, how would you talk to a giant dragon-eqsed sea snake?"
 * Fluttershy: "I had an oppertunity to learn about Sea Serpents in general in the School of Friendship when Buzzord does biology classes about creatures of Equestria."
 * Icky: "..... I'd, complain about that, but this series took jabs at off-camera stuff already, so it be redundent at this point."
 * Fluttershy: So where do we find- (A screech similar to Squidward's scream was heard)
 * Squidward:... Well we found it. My scream must've made it think there's another Barrier Serpent around.
 * Puss In Boots: "..... Then I have a perfect plan to lore the creature into a place away from these Regioners. (Kicks Squidward in the crotch)!"
 * Squidward: (Was still screaming with torture as his voice went dry)... I think I lost my voice. (Coughs) PUH-LEASE tell me that we're at Serpent territory.
 * Thief: (With bleeding ears) ("Yeah!! His screams are worse than his clarinet playing!")
 * Icky: ".... I think we jumped the shark by using the "Big Enough" Meme."
 * Patrick: "Naaw, that was when An All-Out French Experience with Gary happened."
 * Icky: "WE GET IT, THAT EPISODE'S A CONTROVERSEAL MESS, CAN WE MOVE ON?!"
 * Squidward: Are there any others of it's kind at least?
 * Kowalski: Well provided they use sonar, I'm picking up sonic transmissions. I'd better turn off my sonar before we hit- (The ship was smashed by more Barrier Serpents)
 * Stratus: Wow. Too on time on that one.
 * Savio: COLD!!!! SOOOO COOOOOLLD!!!!!! (Clover covered the reptile Lodgers with a red aura)
 * Clover: Happy? (Barrier Serpents surrounded them as they were terrified)
 * Duke:... Why's there a warm part around me- EW!!!!
 * Patrick: Sorry.
 * Skystar: Least we don't have to worry too much. Look. (The Regioner Barrier Serpent arrived and was astonished to meet the other serpents)
 * Barrier Serpent: (Squidward tone) Huh?
 * All Other Barrier Serpents: Huh?
 * Stalwart: Awww, it's full of life.
 * Hurricane: More like full of confusion.
 * The Barrior Serpents looked at eachother with confusion for awhile, but then they started to check eachother out, as this give the misfits a chance to set sail away from the creatures on the magically-fixed ship, which eventually the outsider Barrior Serpent was welcomed into the pod.
 * Fluttershy: That... Was actually easy.
 * Skystar: What about mom?
 * Old Regioner: (He and other Regioners pulled a frozen Novo onto the ship) Regioners may not be able to unfreeze her, but you can.
 * Rarity: ".... Very well, give me a moment to get my mane-dryer and I'll thaw her out that way."
 * Kowalski: Preeeeety sure it might be magic ice. Self-freezing like Holiday Spoiler's.
 * Rarity: "(Sighs), Because alchourse that would be the case. Sometimes, magic CAN be a hinderence just as much it can be helpful."
 * Shrek:... For five minutes... can we just have an easy adventure... FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?
 * Puss: Miracles do not come on demand, boss.
 * Shrek: "Tecnecally, at some point in my world at least, IT KINDA WAS WITH FAIRY GODMOTHER?! In hindsight, it makes me wish she was a good guy, but NOOOOOO, Dreamworks wanted to have the movie franchise be a deviation of what Disney did! Also, kinda makes me wish Gazelle was here, she's kinda the penultamate trump card for these sort've things!"
 * Brandy: "Oh relax, Shrek. It could be worse."
 * Mr. Whiskers: "Worse like how?"
 * Brandy: "Oh I don't know, we get attacked by Ice Pirates?"
 * Giant Harpoons impaled the Marine Bahemoth, which freaked Brandy, Whiskers and some of the heroes out, as an even larger Iceburg Priate Ship was seen coming forth, as Ice Golum Pirates were seen on the ship laughing!
 * Captain: "AHOY THERE, OUTSIDERS?! What bad luck be this? Did you fail to know that the Barrior Region, is ruled by Ice Pirates? (The Captain reveils himself) Behold, Captain Zero Below, (Takes hat off and bows) At your displeasure!"
 * Shrek: "....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
 * Zero Below: "We have come for your icy loot of yer ice sculptures, as we want them for our icy treasure, of ICE?! Now, surrender your icy booty, or face my fury!"
 * Pinkie: "But you don't even have fur!"
 * Zero Below: "..... NOT FURRY?! FURY?! I'm counting that stupid reponse as defience?!"
 * Spyro: "I, am getting an unpleasent flashback of Deja-Blot right now."
 * Lord Shen: "GET THE FROZEN ONES TO SAFETY?!"
 * (Deadpool): "Okay, what up with the re-tread of Ice Age 4, can we get back to what the Chapter's ACTSELLY ABOUT?!"
 * Skyceria:... Well I just hope that with all the crap going on, those Lodgers don't sink like a ship after what we told them.
 * Shore: I doubt it.
 * Polarity: I'm bored.
 * Skyceria: Well why don't we just tell more stories if that'll make you feel better, Rudolph?
 * Polarity: Really? Stereotypes? Just because Rudolph of every copy of earth is considerably famous doesn't mean all Reindeer are automaticly senumamous with him!
 * Skyceria: Come on, that joke killed on Mount Borges. Metathorically speaking, I mean.
 * Rhabdom: Please. I bet the only one who laughed at that was your sister.
 * Caster: Yeah, that prissy little princess of flying deer must've made holidays for you hell like you said.
 * Silverstream: Yeah, nocreature's ego is as big as hers. Why was she so egotistical anyway?
 * Skyceria: Just a classic case of giving the title of heiress to the throne to someone with the mental compasity of a stupidly impressionable little kid. Doesn't matter if she was the firstborn, dumbass move on my part. When I was born, having the Ice Festival with her everywhere was great. But as with everything cool, it wears off. I got sick of her being the focus of every single Ice Festival. You thought that stunt she pulled this year was moronic, try awhile back before the Friendship School was even a thing.
 * (Skyceria): After the Storm King attack 2 months ago spread like wildfire and Tempest had come with news of his defeat, my parents reasonably hesitated to be seen with her and was as courteous as they could asking her to leave.... Buuuuuuut, Promenade made it worse. No tact, no courtesy, no sense of respect, nor subtilty.... She wasn't even SMART about it!
 * Promenade: Now listen here, mohawk lady, if you think you're going to be forgiven just because you wasted that magical Star Wars Yeti reject, then frankly, you have issues with unrealistic expectations! Also, I don't consider myself a judger of appearence, but, I was told ponies tend to look nice, what in all the realms of Tartarus happened to you?! You are such an eyesore! That scar? That broken horn? The fact that your coloration paints you as a bad guy much better than Storm Thing, and the fact you run around with a pygmy Abyssinian with an eating disorder,
 * Grubber: Watch it, missy!
 * Promenade: Okay, what I'm trying to say is, you're not welcome anywhere. Nocreature will trust you after the mess you made just to get that stump on your head fixed. Though personaly I don't nessersarly blame you for playing devil's advocate, because THAT STUMP'S EMBARRISING FOR A UNICORN TO HAVE?! I would HATE it if anything happens to any of MY BODYPARTS?!
 * (Gallus): "Then man, Winger doing what he did was an act of due karma."
 * (Skyceria): "Can we PLEASE not phrase a psyco Ostrich here?"
 * Tempest: "But do you not appresiate that the Storm King's gone at all-?"
 * Princess Prominade: Pffffff! Oh please, it was obvious that he was the family dumbass!
 * (Gallus/Smolder): "Irony, thy name is Prominade."
 * Princess Prominade: Oh, what, were you expecting people to throw you a parade or something because you wasted some asshole? Honestly, that might've worked out for you better if you didn't worked for him. And let's be honest, if he wasn't such a dinkus and didn't betrayed you like some kind of steriotypical villain and actselly gven you what ya wanted, ya probuly wouldn't've even killed him at all! Frankly, ya only wasted him because he was being a total penis!
 * Silence.......
 * Libeccio: "SHE MEANS D***?!"
 * Princess Prominade: What I'm trying to say is, killing him after he double-crossed ya doesn't count as being a hero. It's sort've like a hitman getting even with a cheeky mob-boss that scammed him, or a firstmate of a pirate group causing a mutanity against an asshat of a captain, or two evil spies trying to kill eachother, you are not nessersarly the lesser of two evils just because your boss turned out to be a piece of crud! If anything, it's actselly kinda weird you didn't just claimed the secpter for yourself and just took over Stormy's group. So, what, are you like, one of Equestria's retards, or something? (Tempest looked offended to that) Cause I think they have an Asylum for that. (Tempest was angry, but said nothing and left).... Yeah that's right, be all moody and edgelordy for calling you out, because you just got judged! And I usually try not to be judgemental, because I'm Princess Promenade!
 * Mistral:... (Facehoofs) Well that could've gone better.
 * King Evergreen: HONEY! What, was, that?! Do you have any tact or courtesy?
 * Promenade: Oh relax, she lost her violent and murderious tendingcies now, she's harmless.
 * Sirocco: THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?! Promenade, are you not aware of how serious this is? You have risked bad PR with the ponies.
 * Promenade: Hey, to be fair, the relationship between ponies and deer are already kinda shakey with that Lumber Industry stuff, so what's alittle criticising to soneone who f'ed up loyaly? Also, Equestria's the ones with the lack of awareness. I mean, their defenses, SUCK! Well, at least nothing has ever gone wrong for us, and I say, never has and never will, because I'm Princess Promenade.
 * (Gallus waved a doom flag like Silver Quill as the screen momentarly freezed).
 * (Skyceria): "I get it?! Winger will happen later down the road, now quit clowning around?!"
 * Levante: It's not wise to assume everything is and always will be okay.
 * Promenade: DO I HEAR SOMEONE THINKING I'M WRONGO?! Don't make me ask the Guards to kick yer ass for that?!
 * Levante: NONO, THINK WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!
 * Promenade: See, what's that so hard?
 * Queen Paulownia: YOUNG LADY, THAT IS ENOUGH!!!
 * Promenade: I'm not a fawn anymore, MOM! I'm Princess Promenade! And more importantly, IT'S THE ICE FESTIVAL!!! Now if you'll excuse me, I have things to do, because I'm Princess Promenade. (Leaves)
 * Sirocco: "(Sigh), That girl, is gonna bring ruin to us one of these days."
 * (Gallus): "Well, he's not wrong."
 * (Smolder): "It just happens alittle later."
 * (Skyceria): Well when news reached me about that incident, I couldn't take it anymore. I knew that Promenade had to be more respectful if she wanted her silly little showoff charade to continue.
 * Promenade: Sis, we've been over this, I am the heiress. And I am heiress for a reason, so that means I'm always right.
 * Skyceria: You're only heiress because you were firstborn. Titles don't bestow qualities. Titles don't automatically say you're right. If you continue acting like how you acted to Tempest and Levante, you're basically saying for everyperyton to forget everything bad or showoffish you do, as if their opinion doesn't matter.
 * Promenade: Uh, sis, this is suppose to be a monarchy, so by extention, royalty is ALWAYS right with the best opinions on anything, so try to get with the programme, will ya? I'm heiress, and Princess Promenade, and therefore, I am automaticly in the right, just because.
 * Skyceria: Promenade, how could you be this way? All you care about is shaping your kingdom and home and filling it with stuff for you.
 * Promenade: Uh, yeah, doi, me. I'm always right and everyperyton else in the kingdom gets it.
 * Skyceria: "THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE AFRAID YOU'LL THROW A TEMPER TANDRUM THAT'LL FORCE MOM AND DAD TO PUNISH A NAYSAYER FOR YOU?!"
 * Prominade: "Oh when have I ever threw hissy fits?...... Don't answer that, that's a metathorical question."
 * Skyceria: You mean rhetorical?
 * Promenade: You know what I mean?!
 * Skyceria:... You know what? Someday you're going to wind up all alone. And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
 * Promenade:....... BAH! Good one, sis. Never knew you were one for dark humor. But it'll never happen. Why?
 * Skyceria:... Because you're Princess Pro-
 * Promenade: Because I'm Princess Promenade! I have spoken. Happy Ice Festival, sis.
 * Skyceria: I'm not done-
 * Promenade: Later! (Leaves off)!
 * (Skyceria): So, if she wasn't going to listen, then I was going to show her. (On the Ice Festival, she was seen in the front village yards with a electric guitar set in front of Princess Promenade)
 * Promenade: Ooooh, flashy! You always got me the best, sis! Show me what you got! (Skyceria sung this)
 * (Gallus): "...... You, litterally, sang the same song SMG4 made for his "Rapper Bob" Arc, before he was even doing Arcs? How, does that make sense?"
 * SMG4 was seen crudely disguised as a Peryton and was writing down the song with lyrical changes.
 * SMG4: "Exsellent. I could use this someday. (Retreats quietly)."
 * (Gallus):... That makes even less sense.
 * (Little Dipper): "Nothing from the Memeverse does. That's why the Lougers typically send migrants from there back into it as quickly as possable....."
 * (Gallus): "... Toushe."
 * Promenade: "....... Uh, no offence Sis, but...... That wasn't very "Ice Festavely". In fact, that felt more like, a Diss Track! I have a hunch your still huffy about the Tempest thing. And I am good with Hunches, because I am Princess Prominade."
 * Skyceria: Is it? Or is it to teach you a lesson?
 * Promenade: Lesson? PFFFFFFFFFFF! I don't need to learn anything, because I'm Princess Promenade. These people don't care about your diss. They just cheered for you out of pity.
 * Peryton #1: Did you just ASSUME our opinion? IT WAS GREAT!!! (Everyone cheers)
 * Promenade:...... Okay, NOW I'M IN A HISSY FIT?! GUARDS!!!
 * Skyceria: You stay right there! (The guards didn't move) Sis, you just called the guards on the ENTIRE KINGDOM!! That proves my point. It's always what you want and what you think. Noperyton else is important. But what is a kingdom without it's people? You gave them nothing that shows you respect them as thinking people. You just ignore what they think 'because you're Princess Promenade'. Well that excuse ends now. Effective immediately, the guard will not be yours to command for selfish reasons.
 * Promenade: Tch, saids who?!
 * Skyceria: Mom and dad when they have me permission to say that. Everperyton has seen how low you think of them and how wrong you think they are. That's not being a good leader. You don't listen to them and it doesn't occur to you until it's too late. So, we all agree, including our parents, that you will no longer abuse the guards when someperyton disagrees with you. Plus, we will be cutting off your royalty checks and wealth for the Ice Festival. It's a waste of our parents' wealth to be spent on you.
 * Promenade: BABY SIS, NOT COOL?!
 * Skyceria: Sis, if you can't handle the commupence, don't expect to get away with hurting someone's feelings, even if they did something REALLY not nice! Why? Because you're Princess Promenade. A self-centered broad who puts her own ego ahead of her own kingdom. (Promenade was shocked)... You should take some time to think about what you've done. You could've avoided this if you had listened to me earlier.
 * Promenade:..... Okay sis, you win, you did an epic prank. I should know, because I'm Princess Promenade. Everyperyton, don't listen to Skyceria, she always say the cutest things when she gets huffy, now, let's all go back to enjoy the Ice Festival, M'kay? (The perytons paused and just left)... Wha, where are you going? Where's your Ice Festival spirit? We just got started.... THIS ISN'T VERY ICE FESTAVALY?!
 * Peryton Shopowner: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH, SHAAAADDAAAAPPPP!!!! (Slaps a sign that said 'We reserve the right to refuse service to Princess Promenade' on the door before shutting it)...
 * Princess Prominade:......... I KNOW YOU ALL CAN HEAR ME!!! DON'T IGNORE ME!!!! I'M NOT A GHOST!!!! I'M PRINCESS PROMENADE, DAMMIT!!!!
 * Skyceria: Exactly... And that's the problem. I suggest you start treating them as they would to you. Noperyton wants to take orders from someone like you.
 * Promenade:... (Starts crying)! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM?! (Runs off) MOOOOOOOOOMY, SKYCERIA'S BEING MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!
 * Skyceria:........ Not, the reaction I was expecting.
 * (Skyceria): So, the Ice Festival was effectively cancelled. I, ended up grounded because my parents needed to calm Prominade down when her tandrum got, abit much. But, it was an acceptable sacrivice as I succeeded in deillutioned the Perytons of my sister's over-the-top special needs ego trip.
 * (Smolder): "So, how long did your sis stayed mad-"
 * (Skyceria): "She litterally repressed the memory the next day and acted as if it never happen..... She, doesn't like to think about negative thoughts."
 * (Little Dipper): "..... Kinda, figured she'd be angerior then that."
 * (Skyceria): "That isn't nessersarly a "Forgive and Forget" sort've thing..... It was more like...... She doesn't want to have bad memories, ever. So, she pretends such things never happen, because, as "Princess Prominade", she doesn't like remembering bad things, so..... It's why she's so..... Princess Prominade about it. By all means, she didn't started to hate me, becaue, well, she deemed hate beneath her. But, she has been..... Distent. We ended up not talking as much anymore unless Mooseworth encourages it. It's not a grudge..... She's trying to avoid being reminded of a bad thing. She does that. She distence herself from bad things out of childish ignorence."
 * (Smolder): "So, is, that why she was a cunt to Tempest?"
 * (Skyceria): "Well, yes and no. She also did that to Tempest, out of being an idiot that speaks her mind too much. But, I'll be fair and say that she likely was afraid of the bad thing Tempest did as well. My sister, is afraid of bad things and would rather act as if they never exist."
 * (Polarity): Oh, the poor deluded mess of a Peryton. Though, all the same..... Did she learn her lesson?
 * (Skyceria): It was literally a year back. She got only a limited degree of her wealth back though cause she repressed why that happen, she acted as if she finally has an incrised allowence as if it was the first time, and the incident with Winger certainly helped knock her out of her bliss. A year's worth of experiences since that cancelled Ice Festival gave her time to redeem herself..... Albeit, not perfectly. She's still...... Herself in large ways, because she still fears bad things.....
 * Skyceria: So, in laymen's terms..... It's, debateable. But it does look like she's in the right direction at least.
 * Gaster: Heh. Another reason why I refuse to trust royalty. They always assume they know what they're doing.
 * Polarity: Gaster, I understand why you don't trust royalty, but you shouldn't expect them to be perfect. Where's the fun in that?
 * Gaster: Pole, think about what you just said. Leading a country ISN'T a game. It's a huge responsibility. You're SUPPOSED to be perfect. Or, at the least, 99% compident or honorable. One simple mistake can bring you down. Novo and Twilight causing each other's race to look bad at each other for instance. Twilight trying to steal from them out of mistrust, insistence and lack of forethought, and Novo's complete lack of courtesy, irresponsibility, and sacrificing another race by asking the ponies to politely screw off and die. Things like that are-
 * Polarity: Are nothing more than mortal error. It doesn't matter who you are. You are still mortal. The entire point of being mortal and even living life is to change. Life was meant to be unfair and it was meant to change. No mortal creation is meant to be perfect. Not even royalty. It may seem serious to you, but life is meant to be a journey. To say royalty should be perfect, is like asking mortals to be gods. Mortals are meant to be imperfect. That's what makes them perfect, by being imperfect..... Ironic, I know, but sometimes, life is like a cartoon. It's crazy, it's illogical, but that's what makes it so compelling.
 * Gaster:.... Sorry, I don't speak Shakespeare.
 * Shore: She's saying that nobody's perfect, nor should they. Gaster, you may not see it, but royalty has had some great blunders. Heck, even seaponies have them. Sure there's some oddballs that fail to prove themselves to you, Chrysalis I imagine, being the netourious one for you, but you know what they say. There's plenty of fish in the sea....
 * (Shore): I'm sure you remember what me and Sandy said about how seaponies spend the holidays. We spend them going on adventures. It's a tradition going back since the dawn of Maricolous. We seaponies especially head out for the warmest reaches of the world in it's biggest ocean. The Maricolous Ocean. Here, seaponies were everywhere. Like fish, there's too many of us to count. You could get lost. But that's the biggest holiday we had. The holiday before I went to the School with Sandbar, I went to the gathering. There was so many seaponies, and so much space. (Shore was seen swimming in a massive gathering of other seaponies of many colors and appearances and blushed when dashing good-looking ones saw her)... It was actually the year after seaponies actually realized that this was the one thing that always happened during this time of year... Well... Right after fighting off a kraken the size of a mountain. They worked together to take it out like a colony of ants. And so, they set up a fresh new seapony holiday known as The School of Celebration. It's when the gathering itself occurred and allowed us to have a starting point to travel the world and do what we wanted. Afterward, we'd tell the stories, celebrate, as have a good time. Just thst year, I met a seapony named Splash Wave and she's... A little unorthodox.
 * Splash: HELLOHELLOOO!!! MYMYMY WHAT HAVE WE HERE?! What a surprise, what a surprise, HELLOHELLO!!! OH, I LOVE THAT SONG!!!
 * Shore: Uh, miss, personal space. I'm new to this whole 'School of Celebration' thing. Like not confusing it for an actual school instead of a school of fish for instance.
 * Splash: Oh, sorry. I will trapped in that MLP Movie trading card for like EVER! Now this fanon story gives my appearance a character! UGH, IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE A CHARACTER!!!!
 * ((Deadpool)): Oh, great. Another one that speaks Meta.
 * Splash: Hi, Deadpool!
 * (Shore): Mr. Deadpool, I'm telling a story here.
 * (Gallus): "Also...... GET OUT OF HERE?! YOU ARE OVERUSING YOUR CAMEO PRIVILAGES AS IT IS?!"
 * Splash Wave: Anywho, name's Splash Wave. Good'ta meet'cha.
 * Shore Joy: Shore Joy. Pleasure. Now can you please not wave a single bubble in my direction?
 * Splash Wave: "Why are you being such a rudey pah'foohy? I was just having a conversation with yousy!"
 * Shore Joy: Because this is my first time in actual seapony gatherings. I'm a little claustrophobic. There's way too many seaponies here.
 * Splash: 18,456,987 actually.
 * Shore:...... You actually counted all of them?
 * Splash: Math. You get good at it after your 16th time. I've been at these gatherings since I was a little fry. Now they gave it a name. Cool. You and I will surely go on an adventure that you'll tell as an abridged story a year or two later.
 * Shore: "..... That's an, oddly spefific thing to say. And, these gatherings are rarely really that eventual, so-"
 * Splash: "Oh, just wait until the plot desides to throw in a random monster attack down the line and cause Seaponies to scatter."
 * Shore: "Oh those things are one in a million, the School of Celebration has never been attacked by-"
 * Voice: "SEAPONY FISHERS?! RIDING ON SHARKS?!"
 * The Seaponies began to scatter and freakout as Abyssians riding on tamed sharks holding large fishing nets were seen charging torwords the School of Celebration....
 * Shore: "...... It's still not a monster attack!"
 * Splash: "But it is plot related."
 * (Gallus): "Wait, Seapony Fishers?"
 * (Shore): "Abyssinia, can have quite a dark past. Some parts of the country once reguarded Seaponies as status bling pets because of our beauty, like goldfishes. Even though the modern rulership outlawed keeping Seaponies as pets, there's still some that delved into the black market to see Seaponies off as pets to private collecters. Those things are rotinely investigated even today."
 * (Smolder): "...... Wow...... The world really is that f****d up."
 * (Shore): "And would you believe my luck, me and Splash were among the seaponies captured."
 * Shore and Splash were seen contained in nets with other Seaponies as the Seapony Fishers swam off with their haul.....
 * Shore: "...... So, not how I envisioned my first Shcool of Celebration."
 * Splash: "Hey, it's the first time it happened to any of us too."
 * Elder Seapony: "How did these fishers found us out? We were usually so careful!"
 * (Shore): "And man was that a good question. It's because the Seapony Fishers came under a new psyic leader: A magical Seal with a psyic 3rd eye."
 * (Silence).......
 * (Gaster): "...... You're not bulls******g us, right?"
 * (Shore): Nope. In fact, she's got some magic. She actually collects more than seaponies. Abyssinians were pretty fascinated with outside races because of how they protect their unsentient animal variants. They WERE born from animals that accidentally ingested water from a waterhole with Equestrian magic. The waterhole doesn't exist anymore, but it created a new race. But they view us in a semi-opposite manner. They treat us as both people and animals. Things that can either have rights or be pets. Some see them as only one of those. This seal... Is one that sees all sentient creatures as animals... By 75%. She ran an aquarium of sentient sea beings for Abyssinians to know these beings live and thrive thanks to the blessing of Equestrian magic. (Shore and Splash woke up in a tank with massive coral reefs and colorful fish and noticed the Abyssinians observing them) This seal saw a new outlook on sentient beings. Instead of being treated like animals, they live in captivity to show the land that their people exist and should be respected like such. Unfortunately, she skipped one small detail: The moral fallicy of sentient being zoos.
 * Seapony #1: (Appeared with wavy body coloration) Um... Hello? I'm Seapony Exhibit #4578. My masters call me Wavelength.
 * Shore:... Your masters?
 * Splash: Yeah, the ones who run this place, silly. As with all sentient zoos if there's any I can think of, sentient beings born in captivity do not have a natural upbringing except for their parents in captivity or their caretakers. So, they're basically like drones. They do what their caretakers say like a trained animal, usually for a reward, and are rarely released back to their own kind, because any animal, even if it's sentient, have difficulty adapting to new environments. So, the seaponies in this exhibit have no free will of their own. The only things they know about their race are what they're taught. See? (Seaponies were seen singing 'Call Upon The Seaponies' in an audience)... They're trained to dance and sing our race's national anthem for Abyssinian entertainment.
 * Wavelength:...... What did that pretty seapony say?
 * Splash: Pretty?... Um... I...
 * Shore: Sorry. I'm Shore Joy. This is Splash Wave.
 * Wavelength: What are your Exhibit numbers?
 * Shore:... Um... We weren't born here. We're from the outside.
 * Wavelength:... Well, okay. Nice to meet you. Care for some hospitality?
 * Shore:.... You're surprisingly trusting to strangers.
 * Splash: Best guess is that captured specimens like us are meant to balance out sentient decay. Being in a zoo does things to a person. (A seapony reacted crazily to bubbles) So the exhibits are trained to cater strangers no questions asked.
 * Shore:......
 * (Shore): And that is proven by the state of the born-captive Seaponies. The people here are mentally regressed to be like animals. Feral beings. And the place kidnaps sentient beings to balance out sentience so that feral regression can be avoided. The three-eyed Seal may had good intentions of trying to show our existence and meant for us to be treated with respect, but her exicution of these intentions are ultamately flawwed with how it effected the Captive Seaponies' health. It wasn't right.
 * (Skyceria): "Yikes. Was that why the rulership of Aybissia banned keeping Seaponies as pets?"
 * (Shore): Ehhhhhh, more or less. See, you can get the same knowledge from school or foreigners. But sometimes Abyssinians take that for granted. It's a side-effect of the waterhole that gave them sentience. They have difficulty with social skills. It's animal instinct versus sentient knowledge. Their minds are in civil war. So, the Seal saw this aquarium as a way to learn while having fun. She may have had a moral compass, but it's been long broken.
 * (Rhabdom): And yet how has no other captured beings inspired a revolution?
 * (Shore): The captured are usually those with bad lives. But the ones who caught us? Welllllllll...
 * Seal: IDIOTS!!!! YOU CAPTURED CIVLIZED SEAPONIES!!!!!
 * Seapony Fisher #1: Yeah. It's easier to capture. What's the big deal?
 * Seal: The BIG DEAL?! THE BIG DEAL?! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING?! Civilized specimens are DANGEROUS!!! They're ones with the most guts. Those seaponies you caught aren't just going to stay. They'll attract too much attention from their homes. We're talking inside uprisings and their homes' authorities!! WE'LL BE RUINED!!!!
 * Seapony Fisher 2: "Hey, yer the one that said that their school of celebration thing was happening!"
 * Seal: "THAT WAS MEANT TO BE PERMISSION TO GO AFTER THEM!? It's meant to make you aware that the vast population was leaving so troubled straglers would be for easy pickings?!"
 * Seapony Fisher: "..... Well, when you put it like that....... Oops."
 * ???: "Well, alas, I believe it's too late to change course, Madam Barkbark."
 * (The Students snickered at that).
 * (Rhabdom): "Madam Barkbark? (Scoffs), I mean, I know she's a seal, but, seriously?"
 * A well-dressed Sea Eagle came forth.
 * Madam Barkbark: "..... Oh. Administer Cesspool, what a pleasent surprise."
 * (Gallus): "(Scoffs), Obvious bad guy name much?"
 * Administer Cesspool: "Miss Bark, I think we can still make keeping the more civilised Seaponies work..... They just need to have their spirits broken like the capitves. Simply make them do so many shows and entertainment events that the montotomy wears down their spirits. That way, neither of them would ever have the nerve. I trust you are smart enough to do this, given your, psyic gift."
 * Madam Barkbark: "...... Well, yes, but, what about those with unbreakable spirits?"
 * Administer Cesspool: "..... That, is what the isolation tank is for. Even the most carefree, tremble before it. If you see any persistent free spirits..... Use, the isolation tank."
 * Madam Barkbark: ".... I'll, be sure to keep that in mind."
 * (Gaster): "I bet'ya Cesspool was a bad enfluence on Barky."
 * (Shore): "Like you wouldn't believe."
 * (Gallus): "Wait, if Barkbark was psyic, then why didn't see realise that Cesspool was an asshole?"
 * (Shore): "..... She's alone in the world, and Cesspool was the only one who embraced her."
 * (Polarity): So this guy was the mastermind?
 * (Shore): Yep. His plan was to turn the aquarium into a slave factory of the only people that don't have the nerve to question anything: exhibits in a sentient zoo. Therefore he could use them to-
 * (Gallus): Take over the world? Of course, it's another one of those.
 * (Shore): Actually yes and no. Half will do that job through genocide, but not of the race of each drone, but a different race will purge a different land simultaneously, while the other half would replace the purged inhabitants of each land. He wasn't planning to take over the world. More like, destroy the faulty kingdoms of their people and give them to new ones. It was meant to undo the effects of threats like the Storm Clan and the effects of the Chaos Wars and Fear Wars. Replacing an old generation with a new one.
 * (Ocellus): That's awful!
 * (Gaster): Well normally I'd be on board with such a plan... If it didn't involve stooping to the same thing Chrysalis did. Creating new kingdoms by replacing it's people? That's just nuts.
 * (Gallus): "Yeah, that guy, is the enbodiment of nilisium!"
 * (Shore): So, we actually managed to get to the seaponies in captivity. They seemed nice, if not, somewhat mediocre. They didn't even know what being hurt feels like because they never had to choose. Free will was nonexistent to them. Thus they never experienced harshness. Heck, we ended up giving them free will accidentally. Turns out, Splash had a crush on Wavelength. When the staff paired him up with another seapony... Let's just say, they got a glimpse of what it feels to be hurt. (Splash was seen crying as Wavelength and the captive seaponies watched)... They slowly saw how she was feeling... (Seaponies slowly started to cry with her)... And then Wavelength actually chose for the first time in his life. (He hugged Splash in sadness)... It was the very first time in the exhibit's history when they experienced emotion. And with that came not just free will, but since Equestrian magic was harnessed primarily by emotion, they began to develop seapony magic. But before we could begin an uprising... (Shore and Splash were captured and put into isolation tanks)
 * Shore: Why are you doing this to these people?
 * Barkbark: Because we need to know about you. This aquarium teaches us about your races.
 * Shore:... Is it really hard to consider asking?
 * Barkbark: Risks of that during post-Fear War days are just too great. We must learn in easier ways.
 * (Shore): She explained everything about the place. Though it kind of made sense, it was still wrong, and I had to stop her. But I was stuck in an isolation tank designed to brainwash civilized captives and remove their free will. Splash was given the same treatment. It took the captives a while to plan it out themselves. They were actually good at pretending to be who they usually were. Then after days of planning... They learned they could actually survive on land and slide on the ground no matter how rough.
 * (Sandbar):... Oy!
 * (Shore): But it paid off. They freed me before we were lost, but Splash... Never made it.
 * Splash: So, director, you have a script for me? I can perform so many stunts for you.
 * Wavelength: Splash! It's me, Wavelength!
 * Splash: Oh, hello, Exhibit #4578. I'm Exhibit #10082. AKA Splash Wave.
 * Wavelength: Splash, you have to snap out of it! You're not a captive.
 * Splash: I'm right as rain, thank you. Would you like to see some tricks?
 * Shore:... No...
 * Wavelength:... No! NOOOO!!! (Sobs) Why?... I... I love you.... (Hugs her and she ends up getting her emotion back and kisses him)
 * Splash: Ah, the old' cured by pure love Deus Ex Machina. Never gets old.
 * Shore: Splash! Oh, I was so worried about you.
 * Splash: So we're friends now?
 * Shore: I wouldn't go too far. Now let's- (They were choked with magic leashes from Cesspool)
 * Cesspool: Pretty seaponies belong in their tanks! (He stopped the others from leaving with the same spell) I know I don't have to remind you all that you belong to us. Your souls are bound to us. You cannot leave. Now, execute those two! (The seaponies were mind-controlled into attacking the two) I've worked so hard to have these critters replace the kingdoms of your people.
 * Splash: Replace?
 * Cesspool: Alchourse. Your races are broken. They have remained broken since the Fear War. With nothing changed since today, it's my sworn goal to put the faulty sea civilizations out of their misery and replace them with you. Drones like you are the perfect replacement for a purged kingdom. I'd have all race drones kill different kingdoms and then replace them with the drones. The drones will take their place, and the kingdoms will be reborn.
 * Shore: THAT'S PURE EVIL!!!!
 * Cesspool: Well of course, it's not the most moral course of action, I'm self-aware of it, but I made peace with that sacrifices have to be made. You will all forget who they are and what they did, and you two will not live to tell about it. And as long as I-
 * ???: Ahem! (Barkbark was behind him)...... You're fired.
 * Cesspool:... No! NONONONONO!!!! BB, I CAN EXPLAIN!!! (He slowly lost his magic leash spell) NO!!!! THIS WAS TO HEAL THE WORLD!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!
 * (Shore): Without the aquarium employment giving him access to the magic leashes, he could no longer control us. We were free to give him what he deserved.
 * Cesspool: BB, please reconsider! I did this for the world!
 * Barkbark: You did this for yourself. My third eye never lies. You were the one who hired those fishers to abduct these two to purposely get me shut down so you can steal my power for this ridiculous plan of rapture. After all we were through together. Well you're fired. End of story.
 * Cesspool: BARKBARK, PLEASE!!!! (The seaponies surrounded him angrily)...... Uhhh....... Play drowned? (They beat him up)
 * (Shore): "Course, Barkbark had enough mercy to not let the drones completely finish him off, but he was severely weaken enough that he became mentally disabled and crippled. He was later taken by athorities when the royal guard of Abyissia were noted of what was going on. Barkbark had to stand trail for what had occured. Thankfully, the royals were easy on her in seeing that Cesspool alone was the one with that dark plan, but nontheless she still had to do a lifetime of community service and reabilatate the drones back into being normal seaponies and teach the former captives on how to function in socity. It was bittersweet, but, at least Barkbark is making process for redemption while Cesspool, due to his state of being, was place on house arrest due to being too broken up for prison, though it is a life sentence house arrest and is now constintly monitored by amoral caretakers. As for me, well, I noticingly became somewhat of a town celeberty for even only accsidently running into and stoping a nilist conspiracy."
 * (Gallus): "Well yeah, you basicly caused the downfall of one psyco birdbrain, alchourse people are gonna hurrah you."
 * (Silverstream): "Yeah. You basicly prevented the rising of someone who would've out-eviled the Storm King, or even most of his entire clan."
 * Shore: So yeah, that made the perfect story for my first School of Celebration. Splash just recently moved to my home with Wavelength. They're about to get married soon.
 * Everyone: Awwwwww.
 * Yona: "They have Yak Odin's blessings."
 * Rhabdom: "Though I have to say, you sure went through quite an eventful holiday exspearience. Kinda like me."
 * Ocellus: "Actselly, now that you brought that up, what were holidays for you like when you were in the Tree of Harmony caves?"
 * Rhabdom:... Seriously? You're asking that out of ME, someone who's been in those caves longer than I should have?!
 * Ocellus: (Whimpers in intimidation) I just thought I'd ask...
 * Gaster: "Hey, give Bright Eyes a break, she was only asking."
 * Rhabdom: "..... Sorry, that was, the the stress from that Holiday Spoiler crap talking."
 * Polarity: "That is what these stories are for. So, why not explain what you went through in those caves?"
 * Rhabdom: Well, in all honesty, they weren't as good as the traditional holidays back home, but they were more... Engaging.
 * (Rhabdom): Holidays in the pre-reformed Sea Changeling Hive worked similarly to Chrysalis Day, but it wasn't just the leader. See, we had to earn our rights for a proper gift. I'm sure you know that love seeds are the currency of Changelings, but for us? Love gametes are ours. They're the size of seeds and they grow seaweed that provide love for consumption. The money award for getting gifts depends on how good our gift was to the leader. And since I was related to the leader, I always had great gifts. My massive family meant a massive pile of gifts for everychangeling. Theeen... After I was separated... The first holiday without them was... Interesting. Turns out, I found an entire secret subterranean kelp forest of love seaweed. And thankfully it wasn't just an illusion. It was an abandoned Sea Changeling plantation.
 * (Sandbar): So THAT'S how you had food.
 * (Rhabdom): Bingo. Though initionally my mind went into a feud about whether or not I should try to make these things last. It didn't help that I wasn't exactly a farming Changeling, so, I had little exspearience to keep them healthy.
 * (Gallus): "Well, they managed fine without Changelings before, so-"
 * (Rhabdom): "Yeah, but they tecnecally became wild weed now, and those things tend to be homes to nasty Haterpods. They're like, isopods, but hateful. I litterally had to ask the caves on how to care for the weeds just so I can be able to even get that love. I was lucky those caves are always in a listening mood, even after how much of a bitch I was to them."
 * (Sandbar): "Yeah, the tree of harmony's a very chill magical christailen tree."
 * (Rhabdom): It was too bad I didn't get any presents in those days, and it wasn't like I could give the tree anything in return.
 * (Sandbar): "No worries, the Tree's selfless, it doesn't mind the lack of gifts."
 * (Rhabdom): Clearly.
 * Tree: The Haterpods have a mistrust to strangers from the surface. Kind of why they live down here. They don't give up their homes for anything. And worst, their venom has a saline compound that dehydrates and starves you in a matter of minutes. They are defensive creatures and they have claimed this entire love seaweed farm as theirs.
 * Rhabdom: And you're sure they're not going to share?
 * Tree: They hate sentient beings for what they do to their homes on the surface. This farm belongs to them.
 * Rhabdom: Well, I'm sure they won't mind if I get just one stalk to- (Before she touches a stalk, Haterpods burst from the ground displaying venomous claws and teeth)... Okay, look, I know you hate us, but can you please just give me some food? I'm starving! (The Haterpods shriek as their eyes glow brighter)
 * Tree: Their glowing eyes are a warning to leave. If you fail to do so twice, they will strike. And trust me, they cannot be dodged.
 * Rhabdom: UGH, THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!! JUST GIVE ME SOME STUPID SEAWEED- (They glowed with ominous and warning glares and angry shrieks and hot oozing clouds of venom as she was scared and swam away)...... DAMMIT!!!! The first lifetime supply of food handed to me as a holiday gift, and it had to be hogged by a bunch of crustaceous pigs! THIS IS WHY WE TREAT YOU PESTS AS YOU SHOULD BE TREATED!!!! (They shriek as she swam off in fear)
 * (Rhabdom): As you can imagine, I was pissed.
 * Rhabdom: I, AM SO PISSED!!!!
 * Tree: Miss Rhabdom, calm down-
 * Rhabdom: CALM DOWN?! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 5 DAYS!!!!! I HAVE FOOD IN FRONT OF ME AND THOSE VERMIN CRABS SAY THAT JUST BECAUSE I'M A SENTIENT BEING THAT I DESERVE TO STARVE?! You don't bite the hoof that feeds you.... It's extermination time. There must be something I can use as a pesticide.
 * Tree: MISS RHABDOM!! I AM APPALLED BY SUCH WORDS!!!!
 * Rhabdom: Oh knock it off. I don't take advice from the tree holding me here against my will.
 * Tree: You have been told before, I have no power to free you. Only you can do that.
 * Rhabdom: I'm sick to death of that excuse. If you're going to survive, you have to take risks. In fact, you're magic, why don't you just kick them out and give them a new home?
 * Tree: My powers don't work that way.
 * Rhabdom: Then you're useless. I'll have to fight my way to get the food.
 * Tree: You can't.
 * Rhabdom: Oh yes I can.
 * Tree: No you can't. The colony's too strong. And it's hundreds of Haterpods against one Sea Changeling. You'll be mummified in an instant.
 * Rhabdom: Don't make it sound impossible.
 * Tree: NOT impossible. Just improbable. They have numbers and they can poison you in a fraction of a second. You don't stand a chance.
 * Rhabdom: I'll make it up as I go. I've gone too close to give my first food in days to a bunch of greedy racist pests.
 * Tree: I'm warning you. If you go out there, you WILL die. You have to trust me.
 * Rhabdom: TRUST YOU?! WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD I TRUST YOU?!
 * Tree:...... Because I'm all you've got.... (Rhabdom paused)
 * Rhabdom: "...... Okay, fine. What's your plan to get these pest to lay off the hate and let me eat something?"
 * Tree: "The best way to congure hate, is with love. Show the Haterpods compassion and they'll lose reason to distrust you."
 * Rhabdom: "That, may not be so simple since I just call them out. They hate my guts now. And even then, they're haterpods, hate is what they do, even if you do nothing to them."
 * Tree: "Then allow me to introduse a trick your people use to passify Haterpods, into Loverpods."
 * Rhabdom:... Okay, I know you just made that up.
 * Tree: No, I did not.
 * Rhabdom: "Then prove it. Do one of your, illution thingies. Prove to me that I am such a moronic novice to Sea Changeling farming!"
 * Tree: Very well. (The tree put up a simulation)... You see, Haterpods and Loverpods are one in the same. When they are given caring and nurturing, they become Loverpods. But when they are mistreated, they're-
 * Rhabdom: Haterpods, yeah, I got that.
 * Tree: You know you should be a little more respectful to me.
 * Rhabdom: I refuse to be a victim to Stockholm's, you overgrown crystal weed.
 * Tree: (Sighs) Anyway, these Haterpods came in because, again, their homes were destroyed and they despised sentient beings for destroying it.
 * Rhabdom: Yeah, that's a good excuse to be no better.
 * Tree: They're only animals. They don't know better. So, the only way to let them give you some food is by giving them love.
 * Rhabdom: Uh, I'm starving. My stomach is low on love, THAT'S THE F*****G POINT!!!!
 * Tree: Please ease up on the language.
 * Rhabdom: Suck a d***.
 * Tree: Ugh, look, just, give them what love you have.
 * Rhabdom: Yeah, see, that's where I'm lost. What love? And, WHY SHOULD I GIVE LOVE TO PESTS THAT DON'T DESERVE IT?! What kind of overforgiving moron do you take me for?
 * Tree: One that still hasn't forgiven me and keeps accusing me of keeping her prisoner and calling the limits to my power excuses?
 * Rhabdom:... I'll pretend I didn't hear that.
 * Tree: It's the only way to get your food. If you try to force it, no matter how, they WILL kill you.
 * Rhabdom: What, am I supposed to give those crusty pigs a hug?
 * Tree: "No, that would crush them. You are bigger then them, after all."
 * Rhabdom: "Then, what?"
 * The tree showed the illution Sea Changeling Farmer feeding the Haterpods a heart pebble and instently winning the Haterpods over as they became Loverpods.
 * Rhabdom: "..... Heart Pebbles? I, could see that working..... If I can find any."
 * Tree: Heart pebbles are like their pearls. It's what gives them a heart. But sad to say, they aren't easy to come by. Loverpods are the only creatures that can create them. But that doesn't mean there's none that can be found. They're just like pearls, but they're made from magic gems. Like those my father Starswirl the Bearded infused my seed with of it's magic. They look like this.
 * Rhabdom:... Why don't I just give them those? Isn't it better than the heart pebbles?
 * Tree: While that would logically be true, the Haterpods aren't able to make them without being Loverpods. It'd only confuse them. It'd only make sense if you gave them to Loverpods. You need to give Haterpods heart pebbles. That's the key that unlocks their Loverpod forms. But, here's a helpful hint. You will find them better around magic gem caves, but here's the tricky part... They only reveal themselves in the presence of love.
 * Rhabdom: Is everything today relating to love?
 * Tree:... I'd laugh at the irony of specifically you asking that specific question, but I'm in too serious a mood. These ARE former Sea Changeling caves after all.
 * Rhabdom: "Oh, right."
 * Tree: But here's the harder truth. Some parts of these caves are triggered by love. This is why the caves were abandoned. After the war with Throx and Seta, love was pilfered just to have something to eat. Love has been extinct in these caves for thousands of years. You're actually the first Sea Changeling to roam these caves since they were abandoned.
 * Rhabdom: (Unamusingly) Yaaay.
 * Tree: "I know you said that with no joy about this."
 * Rhabdom: "Well excuse me for having a less then steller reaction in realising that I'm the only Sea Changeling for miles over here."
 * Tree: So the way I see it, you might need to unlock some dormant love inside you.
 * Rhabdom: How would you know there's any ounce of love inside me anymore?
 * Tree: Because that's why you want to escape. And most of all, it's the only way you CAN escape. You can deny it all you want, but the hardships of your life have already been set in my stone. Your guilt of being unable to apologize for the harsh words you said, and the fact that sharing no love giving you the same malnutrition that makes Changelings both land and sea impure, shows that you need help. I'm sorry I can't free you myself. If I could, then I certainly would.
 * Rhabdom:... Well I don't know if there's a loving part in my body anymore.
 * Tree: ".... Try to remember one of the more positive moments in your life, and remember the love from it?"
 * Rhabdom: I don't know if that's much to go on. Impure Sea Changelings don't exactly have enough love to find enough heart pebbles to get the job done. We don't know if Sea Changelings gave them that love or not.
 * Tree: It wouldn't hurt to try. Let's go find that magic gem cave and do something.
 * Rhabdom: Well fine. But if it falls flat, I've got so much s*** to take out on you. Okay, I'll try to remember one of the good times I had before my falling out with my family. Wait..... Can't I just shapeshift into a haterpod?
 * Tree: I'd rather not. Scouts will know if you're a stranger or not.
 * Rhabdom: Then I'll just shapeshift into a Loverpod to make my own heart pebbles.
 * Tree: You don't know anything about Changeling shapeshifting, do you? Changelings can't shapeshift into things they haven't seen.
 * (Gallus): Really? Just to be sure, there's no plotholes a statement like that brings up, right?
 * (Gaster): Just chalk it up to us seeing whatever creature we shapeshift into already. There, answered, now GET BACK TO THE STORY!!!!
 * Rhabdom: Uh, hello? You showed me what it looks like. Remember the heart pebble demonstration?
 * Tree: Well, here's the thing. That was only a depiction. No one really knows what a Loverpod truly looks like. Even I can only guess. They have never been seen for thousands of years. An imitation would never properly create a heart pebble. Plus, just one heart pebble isn't enough. You need more for every single Haterpod. And, heart pebbles are made from love. You have no love inside of you to do it. Rhabdom, this is the only way. You have to learn to stop rushing and listen to those who want to help. Now stop being foolish Young Lady, and give us some good memories.
 * Rhabdom: (Shrugs) Why does the universe hate me? Fine!! But again, if it doesn't work, it's on you. (She subconsciously opened up a simulation)....... What... What is this?
 * Tree: This is the magic gems responding to your mental patterns. It's manifesting your memories as a simulation.
 * Rhabdom: ".... Well, at least we know it works."
 * (Rhabdom): To make a long story short, the simulation showed me every holiday with my family, how I met my friends... And sad of all, what got me to snap at them all before the day I was separated. It was... Not a good reminder.
 * Rhabdom:... Why show me this? Couldn't you just lighten up the details?
 * Tree: One, it was the gems, not me. Two, that was a memory. You can't alter details of a memory.
 * Rhabdom: You know, when it comes to incomprehension of magic, you seem to win the grand prize. MA, GIC!!!! ANY, THING, IS, PO, SI, BLE!!! DUH!!!!!
 * Tree: Again, the gems. I have no control over them, and they just do basic visuals.
 * Rhabdom: Ugh, whatever, it didn't work. I hope you're happy.
 * Tree: Well, that was because you activated that memory yourself. But one good thing came out of it. I now understand why you're so difficult. The one thing you're scared of is never seeing them again and the last thing you did was fight. And when you're trapped and unable to return, you go completely mad. Isolation and guilt are a very painful combination.
 * Rhabdom: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!
 * Tree: I do. I am the Tree of Harmony. My roots allow me to know everyone and feel what they're feeling. I was unable to see what got you stuck here until now because of the plunderweeds. There have been people that went through the same hardships as you.
 * Rhabdom: "..... Okay, I dare ya. I dare ya bring up people that're actselly worse off then me?!"
 * Tree: As you wish. (Shows her Gallus) This griffin has been under his luck since his family is hardly there for him. He doesn't have much to celebrate with during the holidays.
 * Rhabdom: And he's not even trapped against his will?... Well that's pretty f****d up.
 * Tree: (Shows her Capper) This Abyssinian has been stuck in a very costly slum town in the middle of nowhere under a heavy debt since he was abandoned by his only friend.
 * Rhabdom:... My Gods that's even worse. Abandonment? And from his only friend?
 * Tree: But that's not all. (Shows her a seapony kingdom) Some kingdoms in the sea have shut themselves off from the surface because of hard times. The world has been so cruel to them, they hold their own people against their will. They refuse to give the world another chance and use anything as an excuse to stay.
 * Rhabdom:... I have to admit, that's a way worse level of being held against your will. Especially if your leader hates the world.
 * Tree: (The simulation stopped) So you see, your hardships came in many forms. But it's not the worst way it could've been set up.
 * Rhabdom:... What does this prove?
 * Tree: It proves that the past or present doesn't matter. What matters is the future. And I am not holding you here against your will. It only appears that way. The caves are, to simply put it, a way to teach people to let go of their weaknesses and do something better. If you truly care for your friends and family, you won't rush things to get to them. You just take it slow and do it more flowingly. And that means you don't resort to quick solutions. You just think before you act. Because if you don't... Your fears may very well come true. You'll never get to redeem yourself, and they'll never see you again.
 * Rhabdom:...... (Sobs)...... You're right. (Sobs and lays down) Why did this have to happen?... I don't want to die down here. I want my parents and friends again... I love them.... (Heart pebbles not only show up glowing, but she transformed 25% pure)... What... My body?... What's happened to me?
 * Tree: "That is your love finally being allowed to emminate outside of you, to germinate into something that can be shared."
 * Rhabdom:... Love affects our bodies?
 * Tree: It's like metamorphosis. If you're given enough love, you can be purified. This isn't the first time it happened. But you still have a long way to go. Now, bring those pebbles to the Haterpods.
 * Rhabdom: "(Gulps)..... Okay, here's hoping all that trouble pays off."
 * Rhabdom: Uh... excuse me. (The Haterpods popped up again and immediately got into defense position and warning lights) NO, NO, NO DON'T POISON ME! I came to apologize! Not just for me, but on behalf of all those sentient beings that drove you out... I know what it's like to lose everything. I'm stuck down here, starving... (The Haterpods were actually intrigued) I just thought doing things my way would help... But I guess we all know that forcing my way through your home just for food won't work. I was scared I'd never see anyone I cared about again. So I got desperate.... But I didn't take the time to consider that maybe I DO belong down here, a hopeless scavenger, like you. Maybe I don't deserve any of the food you have. Maybe you're right to hate us... But... I'm here to make up for it.... I have something you might want... (She gives them a pile of heart pebbles, and one Haterpod inspects it)
 * The Inspecting Haterpod cautiously takes a taste-test to see if it's legit and look out for possable poison..... Then, the Haterpod had a surprised reaction and gleefully cheered as it started to turn pink, which surprised the other Haterpods!
 * The other Haterpods head toward the heart pebbles, each of them getting the same result!
 * Rhabdom:.... Wow, those pebbles can work. (The Haterpods became more beautiful with long red back tentacles and two heart-shaped back tails)...... Wh... WOW!
 * Tree: They're beautiful. (The other Haterpods began to eat the pebbles and became Loverpods that immediately hug Rhabdom)
 * Rhabdom: Guys, that's not necessary. Really... Okay, you're welcome....... Well, okay, you are pretty cute. (The Loverpods got more beautiful in appearance)... Whoa.
 * Tree: Interesting. That explains the fuzzy detail of their appearance. The more love they get, the more beautiful they become. Except it's more spontaneous than Changelings.
 * Rhabdom: Well they seem to be giving too much love. I, uh- (Her stomach growled as the Loverpods recognized it and offered some love seaweed and love gametes).... I........ Thank you.... You guys aren't so bad after all.... In fact, I'll leave this place alone. It's all yours. I'll make my own garden. Sure it'll take time to learn, but... I'm sure it won't just be me and the know-it-all magical tree.
 * Tree: Oy!
 * Rhabdom: I'll...... Never forget you.... (They all hugged)
 * (Everyone): Awwwwww.
 * (Rhabdom): Oh shut up. Anyway, I made good use with that food. I not only got fed, but I planted my own food.... And the Tree had the idea to plant some more seaweed in case any other poor saps got stuck here and wouldn't have to put up with that garbage. And it seemed to pay off. Much of the underwater portions of the Harmony Caves are subterranean kelp forests now. All with love seaweed and love gametes growing from them. Should feed anycreature. And the Loverpods would spread and hopefully be more caring as long as no idiots treat them like s***.
 * Rhabdom: It wasn't the most memorable alone holiday I had for the 4 years I was there. But it was a good start.
 * Ocellus: "Rhabdom, Fluttershy would be so proud of you."
 * Electross' voice: "Attention kids, we're gonna have to land the ship near a far off rune cave Barktrot knows to refuel. She knows of a reshorce that can make the ship fly longer known as Alifuelium, assentually a very effective super-fuel. You kids are welcome to come with us into the Rune Caves but ya need to keep close."
 * Smolder: "Wow. Is that how long we have been up here?"
 * Silverstream: "But hey, a Rune Cave, that sounds cool."
 * An anichent, almost spooky cave covered in runes was seen.
 * Gaster: "..... Hot dang, this place is creepy as f***."
 * Barktrot: "That's mainly because this is the cave of Tragity Runes. Runes that tell the tragic tales of those that became victims of tragity, whether universeal or personal. These tragities are recorded as runes only super-naterol forces like the Taraxippus can understand."
 * Gallus: "..... I, can't help but feel it's not just fuel you guys came here for, is it?"
 * Barktrot: "(Chuckles gently).... That is for you to learn, young ones. The factily will head off to the Alifuelium reserves not too far down the cave. Do be careful, young ones. (The factily head forword into the caves as the students stay behind)....."
 * Smolder: "..... Okay, who agrees that this is Barktrot's cryptic forest witch ways to try and get us to learn about that Holiday Spoiler Douche?"
 * Gaster: "Oh no f*****g kidding."
 * Gallus: "Eeeeyup."
 * Little Dipper: "It's more transparent then a lost soul."
 * Shore: "To be fair guys, the Lougers might end up being stuck on their own problems for awhile, if potaintionally already in trouble. We may have to consider that, we might be Equestria's best hope to defeat the Holiday Spoiler."
 * Little Dipper: You make a good point, Shore.
 * Gallus: "That's the problem: We don't know what the Holiday Spoiler's REAL NAME is!"
 * Buster: "But, isn't he called the Holiday Spoiler to begin with?"
 * Gallus: "That's clearly his villain name! Duh! Unless his parents were so d***ish enough to ACTSELLY name him that, I think it's a safe bet the name he has now is a title! And we don't know his real name!"
 * Yona: Well, while we're here, we might as well take a look around. Who's with me?
 * Smolder: "Ugh, may as well. I hope the Lougers aren't in too much s***."
 * The Lougers were tangled up by the Ice Golum Pirates.
 * Lord Shen: "..... I'm concerned that the effects of Gazelle being able to resolve things easily, has drasticly redused our independent ability to handle threats."
 * Phil: "That sounds like we got an entire year of training planned ahead of us."
 * Squidward: "That's assuming we don't get turned into the frozen food section by these Iceholes."
 * Zero Below: "Hehehe. You guys would be worth a fortune in slaves in our part of the Barrior. Not often we get a chance to put ponies in chains!"
 * Icky: "(Gets an idea)..... Buddy, we're warning you. Let us go now, or you're gonna regret this forever."
 * Zero Below: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Scared! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! What're you gonna do, Fugly Bird?"
 * Icky: "...... Squidward, I'm sorry in advance for this!"
 * Squidward: "Sorry for wha- (Icky chomps onto Squidward's foot) YOW?!"
 * The Ice Golums in surprised!
 * Zero Below: "What the-"
 * Icky chomped hard on the foot, causing Squidward to scream, which from afar got the Barrior Serpents' attention.
 * Zero Below: "Yeeeesh, buddy, what did hurting one of yer mates was suppose to accomplish? (More 'Squidward screams' were heard)...... Oh no! YOU CLEVER BASTARDS- (The Barrier Serpents plowed all over their ship)"
 * Skystar: DON'T MESS WITH US, BIOTCH!!!
 * Cynder: "Now we just need to free ourselves and get our frozen friends out of here!
 * Squidward: (Rubbing his hurt foot) There's gotta be a better way to summon these things that DOESN'T involve me being in pain!
 * Icky: "Oh just be glad at least your pain is within reason that your scream sounds like a mating call of ice dwelling sea-monsters!"
 * Squidward: " Ugh, well, at least it's still a compairingly better treatment then how it goes into modern Spongebob Episodes."
 * Mr. Krabs: You don't like it, just do it on your own next time. (Laughs as they went to find their frozen friends)
 * Skystar: MOOOM!!!
 * Iago: SS, save your energy please, they can't talk. They're still, ice-creamed.
 * Icky: Lame.
 * Iago: Nobody cares, we're looking for our friends.
 * Stalwart: Guys, we've got company! (Pirates recovered)
 * Zero Below: Alright, now you're going down- (Squidward screamed and they were grabbed by Barrier Serpents) BLAST IT!!!
 * Stalwart: Pssh, losers.
 * Icky: "Now then, if we were Ice Pirates that maintain ice as loot, where would we- (Suddenly sees a sign that reads "Ice Loot Freezer Vault, in th hull")........ Well, DUH!"
 * The group went to the hull.
 * The group found the vault and opened it, and found their frozen friends amongst alot of ice cubes and small ice burgs.
 * Savio: "AIEEEEEEEEEEE, THIS IS A FROZEN HELL FOR ME?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh relax you big snakeling, at least we just about finally recovered our friends, now let's-"
 * Wicked Laughter was heard......
 * Stalwart: "I, don't think I like the sound of that."
 * A Snownado formed into the room, as it reveiled the appearing Holiday Spoiler.
 * Holiday Spoiler: "..... So THAT'S where my trophies went."
 * Lord Shen: "..... The Holiday Spoiler, we presume?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "And I take it you clowns are the misfits that beaten Shiver. In one hand, I have to compliment on ridding me of compition of ruining holidays. On the other, that makes you guys a threat to me if even someone like Shiver can't handle you clowns."
 * Sandy: "Your crimes will be met with justice, Spoiler."
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Tch, your ones to talk of justice, when you barely understand my reason of being. But, when I am done with you misfits.... That won't be nessersary in the end.... Oh, by the way, just thought, I invited too old friends to see you."
 * Suddenly, ice-zombieifived Death Coffin and Yakhalla rose from the ground via ice magic.
 * Cynder: "It's Death Coffin and Yakhalla?!"
 * Clover: "What did you do to them?!"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Pretty much the same on what's going to happen to your frozen friends...... And soon enough, you losers. Now, boys? Have fun!"
 * The Pocessed Death Coffin and Yakhalla charged at the misfits!
 * Skipper: TAKE COVER!!! (They ducked)
 * Zero Below: Alright, NOW YOU'RE ALL MI- (The two charged the pirates back into the water and with the Barrier Serpents) OH, GIMME A BRE- (They were pulled underwater) BLURP!!!!
 * Holiday Spoiler:... Not sure who those losers are, but they won't really be a problem anymore. GET EM!!!
 * The Misfits were dodging and evading the charging Death Coffin and Yakhalla.
 * Stalwart: "You guys go and save the frozened! I'll slow these two ice-heads down!"
 * Icky: "Ya sure ya wanna risk your life here?"
 * Stalwart: "Dude, I'm litterally a member of a guard! Being in danger is an occupational hazord for me. Don't worry about me. I'm trained for this."
 * Skystar: "Just be careful, Stalwart."
 * Stalwart: "(Flew up), Hey, Ice boys! (Gets Yakhalla and Death Coffin's attention)..... Bet ya can't catch me!"
 * The ice zombie duo charged at Stalwart, who was able to stand on her two front legs and jump, where in slow motion Stalwart frontal flips over the charging two, as in returned normal speeds, the duo stopped as Stalwart turned her attention back to them.
 * Straten: "...... WOW WHAT A WOMAN!?"
 * Stalwart: "(Rasberries)! You missed me, you missed me!" (They kept trying to catch her)
 * Holiday Spoiler: Ugh! Amateurs! Never send a bunch of brainless drones to do a mastermind's job. (He conjures his staff) EVERYBODY FREEZE!!! (He fires it as they dodged)
 * Rainbow Dash: BACK OFF, ICE-HORN!!! (Flies towards him as he ghosted through her and she hit a wall) D'OH, MY NOSE!!!!
 * Holiday Spoiler: Full disclaimer: I'm a ghost. I died tragically on a holiday.
 * Boss Wolf: Sure explains why you're being a big baby about it.
 * SpongeBob: Look, whatever you went through, we'll-
 * Holiday Spoiler: YOU'LL NOTHING!!! (He froze him)
 * Spyro: SPONGEBOB- (He was frozen too)
 * Sparx: SPYRO!!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh it's on- (He was frozen)
 * Holiday Spoiler: Give me the ice statues!
 * Cynder: How about you try and take them? (She was frozen)
 * Holiday Spoiler: Oh who am I kidding? Your compliance isn't needed. In fact... (He freezes all of the Lougers and heroes, then animates all the frozen heroes)
 * Stalwart: (Notices the trouble) AW DANG IT!!!
 * Holiday Spoiler: YOU TWO!!! DON'T BOTHER WITH THE TOMBOY SHE-HIPPOGRIFF!!! We got what we want. Their holiday has been spoiled for good. (The two and the frozen heroes left through cyan portals)... May as well take one extra thing while I'm here. (Grabs Queen Novo's frozen body and left)
 * Stalwart:... Well, mother-
 * Gallus: "F***?!"
 * Polarity: Language.
 * Gallus: Cut the manner card. We've kinda got a problem here. We can't find the runes of the Holiday Spoiler, BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HIS TRUE NAME?!
 * Little Dipper: "Well, I did find an interesting rune that talks about a dude named "Feras Winters". I haven't read it all the way yet, but from what I can gather, it sounds like he does not enjoy particularly good holidays.... (Something new popped up with a spell from history sprites depicting the figure freezing the Lodgers and capturing Novo)... Wait... AW, NO, I GOT AN ITCHING SUSPICION THAT'S HOLIDAY SPOILER!!!!"
 * History Sprite #1: Gee, what gave you that idea, genius?
 * Little Dipper:... Oh great. These history sprites have attitudes.
 * History Sprite #2: Well of course. We've been to too many worlds of captain obviouses. Honestly, Historia didn't have to put up with this when she was with us and neither do we. But enough about our own s***, let's deal with yours. Name's Mistress Yesteryear. This is Yesterday, Yestermonth, and Yesterweek.
 * Smolder: "Kinda figured you guys be named after Tragity-related words since this cave records tragity in the runes."
 * Yesterday: "We did, but it made us sound like villains, so, we legally changed them to become the Yesters."
 * Polarity: Oh, you're of the history sprites of this world.
 * Yesteryear: Well, we're part of them. The rune cave is mostly a devision of the History Sprite temple that resides in what ponies crudely nicknamed as The Sprite Lands.
 * Polarity: Either way, I thought I reckitnesed your magic signitures in these caves. And um, sorry about your buddy Historia. She's still alive. She's just got a pretty productive life.
 * Yesterweek: We know. We're history sprites. That's part of the idea of our existence. And you're Princess Polarity Push, princess of the Reindeer of Rangifia and Hearth's Reindeer in training. What you saw us writing is present history. The one you called 'Holiday Spoiler' just found the Lodgers and their comrades and froze them all into servants. The only ones left on the ship are Skystar, Seaspray, Stalwart, and Straton. He likely ignored them, because he figured they wouldn't be a serious threat without the misfits.
 * Ocellus: Straton? You mean Stratus?
 * Yestermonth: That's just the title he takes for his brother. But that's besides the point. Those four might need help.
 * Gallus: "Well given that they're likely at the barrior, they're abit out of the way since the Factily had to land the ship to find Alifuelium to refuel and we don't know how long that would take. And even then, we don't know WHERE in the barrior Skystar and those three others are."
 * Yestermonth: "The present factily will take at least 10 or so minutes to collect the fuel, depending on the number of times that Buzzord guy would bumble like an idiot around them."
 * Yesterweek: "And the four remainers are found in the now deserted Ice Berg ship of the recently devoured Captain Zero Below, an Ice Golum Pirate, by a Barrior Serpent."
 * Rhabdom: "Ice berg, ship?"
 * Gaster: "Ice Golum Pirates? That's a thing now?"
 * Yestermonth: "Give or take with Zero Below recently departed."
 * Gallus: "Well, even then, we still have to know about The Holiday Spoiler and understand why he's being such a holiday dick, because-"
 * Yesteryear: "We know, we know, he's kinda ruining your holidays by attacking Equestria. Luckly for you guys, we don't nessersarly have restrictions on reading the runes since you have spooky over here. (Points to Little Dipper) But we do have to advice that, that guy's backstory, is a real drag. Even the most cheery of you will be heavily effected and lose your holiday cheer. It's THAT bad."
 * Little Dipper: We'll see about that. Let me read it.
 * Yesteryear: Very well.
 * (Little Dipper): Ahem. According to this rune, Ferias Winters was once a Panan living during the beginning days of the Storm Clan's completely-renowned infamy. He didn't exactly have a very festive lifestyle. With Panans suffering because of the actions of the Storm Clan, they had no proper joy. When he was only 6, he lost his parents on Hearts and Hands Day, as they were great exhibitionists and died on what was only a holiday gift of travel. He went from family member to family member afterward. But after every holiday, which in Panan society was pretty grim compared to other lands, they all perished. By age 19, they were all gone. Ferias became a grumpy traveling hermit with a staff that manipulated emotion, and thus can effect magic or will to fight or live. He was one of the worst non-Storm Clan Panans around... Then one day... (Ferias was seen draining emotion as a familiar foot stepped down)
 * ???: Well how do you like that? A Panan who's causing trouble, and it's not us. I'll be honest: I'm not a fan of compition.
 * Ferias:... YOU!!! (The Storm King approached him) HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY PRESENCE?!
 * Storm King: Curiousity. Word through the obsidian vines is that some guy has been wrecking holiday spirit. I HAD to see this Holiday Spoiler for myself. Nobody wrecks holidays but me. Again, not much into compition. I admit, I have an anti-sharing problem, runs in the family.
 * Ferias: You think I don't know who you are?! I mean, what Panan doesn't? Your family clan is the reason why we're so mistreated. Every orc, every ogre, every goblin, every troll, satyr, cyclops, and pan. You're to blame for our suffering.
 * Storm King: What can I say? My family gets busy.
 * Ferias: Why? Why do you do this?
 * Storm King: It's not why, stubby. It's why not? (While holding a magic gem) What else is magic worth in this world other than power? I'm about to be crowned heir to the Storm Throne and so little time to do whatever I want. It's not like anyone will stop us. Not the Guardians of Harmony pests, well, at least until Thunder can find a way to put them in their place at last, I mean. Not our home. Not King Thyrsus. And certainly not you. Espeically after I am done with you.
 * Ferias: YOU INSOLENT PRICK!!! (Attacks with his staff as Storm King absorbed the magic with his magic gem)
 * Storm King: Ooh, this Panan has horns. (Kicks him down)... Time to saw them off! (Takes out an ice orb)... Happy Holidays... (Throws it as it turns Ferias into ice and Storm King smashed his ice sculpture cackling and snapped his staff while stealing the crystal in the hilt)... And a happy new year, for the Storm Clan. (Cackles)
 * (Little Dipper):..... Great Alciorns, what a fucking away to go..... Ahem..... Ferias Winters died that fateful night.... But by killing one menace of holidays, Storm King had created a new more dangerous one. Ferias' spirit would reappear in Black Frost Mountain in the far reaches of the Frozen North in the Tainted Equitor, a part of the Frozen North so chilling and cold that frostbite can be felt in a matter of minutes without heat-insulation spells of level 50 or higher. But the spirit, would be reborn, as a new evil.... This evil would come to be... Holiday Spoiler. An ice wraith far worse than any hatred spirit in existence. The scourge of holidays. Resting in the unreachable Black Frost Mountain, born out of a death of holiday tragedy, Holiday Spoiler exists to bring down holiday spirit. Though originally, the forces of the Dead were able to exile the rogue spirit in Tartarus, but he was among the escaped prisoners just when he was taken there.
 * Little Dipper: "He had since returned to Black Frost Mountain and regain control of the enslaved Ice Imp population to become stronger then he was before, so he can one day return to trouble the Holidays once more, so he can make the world as miserable as he was....."
 * Silence.....
 * Gallus: "...... Yikes....... And here I was complaining about me."
 * Polarity: "That was why the Hearth Reindeer knew of him. So much stress and tragity dominated his life, that the Holidays couldn't save that cursed soul. Now, he's doomed to be a force worse then the Hatred Spirits for all of eturnity. And clearly, his first move was to remove the closest forces to be a threat to him: The Lougers and the Main 7. He obviously knew about them when Shiver happened."
 * Gaster: "...... WELL THAT'S FUCKING FANTASTIC?! GAZELLE PICKED A REALLY CRAPPY TIME TO TAKE HER OWN HOLIDAY VACATION?!"
 * Yesteryear: "To be fair, kid, it wouldn't change much. Gazelle's OPness has clearly been bested at certain times. Heck, even when they had her for Lord Shiver, he still wasn't a walk in the park. The Spoiler could've found ways to work around her just as he did for the other powerhouses."
 * Gaster: ".... UGH?! SO IT'S DOWN TO A BUNCH OF FREAKING KIDS AND A HODGEPODGE OF MISFIT TEACHERS EITHER WAY?! UGHHH, GOOD FREAKING GRIEF?! AND TOP IT OFF, HE LIVES IN AN UNREACHABLE MOUNTAIN?! THIS WHOLE THING'S RIGGED?! UGH, I'M GOING BACK INTO THE SHIP?! (Stomps off)......"
 * Caster: "..... Wow..... Even for Gaster's standerds, that, was beyond his normal levels of being pissed off."
 * Buster: "I think that Holiday Spoiler story got to him."
 * Gallus: "Clearly. And HARD!"
 * Ocellus: "..... I'll, go talk to him. The rest of you, try to find the teachers and tell them about the truth. They need it. (Walks off)."
 * Gaster was seen esepcially sad, angry and depressed at the same time......
 * Ocellus arrived.....
 * Ocellus: "....... Gaster...... I'm sorry if the Holiday Spoiler's origin got to you, but-"
 * Gaster: "It's not nessersarly that, Bright Eyes. It was another dime a dozen villain tragity story. What got to me is that, even when we know exactly who he is, it doesn't make it easier. Not helping that he lives in a mountain netourious of not being reachable because hyper-cold, and already the Lougers got benched, and that it wouldn't change if Gazelle hadn't left for her own holidays?! I haven't been so frustraighted about holiday related BS since my first Chrysalis Day?!"
 * Ocellus: "...... Would you.... Like to talk about it?"
 * Gaster: "..... Bright eyes, do I look like I'm in the mood for story time?"
 * Ocellus: "Gaster, remember what was said about the Holiday Spoiler's effect on people when he ruins Holidays..... Besides.... I just, want to know more about you. I want to know about the starting point that lead you into the path of why, you are so easily angered."
 * Gaster: "..... Ugh..... May as well get it out of my chest..... But spoiler alert, it isn't gonna end very cheery..... You and I know how Chrysalis Day works. It's assentually like a second Birthday to Chrysalis and we all have to get her gifts while she just non-chalantly thanks ya."
 * Queen Chrysalis: "Okay, you grubs, line up and BRING ME MY PRESENTS?!"
 * Changelings were seen in line.
 * Adviser: "The hive has brought in some decent presents this year, My Queen."
 * Queen Chrysalis: Excellent. First up, Gaster.
 * Gaster: Your highness... I brought great wealth. (Gave her love seeds)
 * Queen Chrysalis:... Seriously? Are you being for real here? You expect me to be grateful for love seeds when I have plenty more of that as it is? I mean, sure, another one for the pile, (Smacks the small bag right into a large pile), BUT WHERE'S THE ORIGINALITY?!
 * Gaster: What's the problem?
 * Queen Chrysalis: Getting wealth on Chrysalis Day, is BORING!!! All it does is show you're too lazy to get me something and expect me to pay for it myself. IT'S THE ULTIMATE DISHONOR TO YOUR LEADER!!!!
 * Gaster: I-I-I am SO SORRY, YOUR HIGHNESS!!! But, what else can a Changeling give to another, in all fairness?
 * Chrysalis: Sorry isn't going to make up for this disrespect, nor pointing out tecnecalities. Gaster, you are to get me a real gift before the day is over. If you don't fulfill my orders before then... You're banished.
 * Gaster: I, that doesn't sound fair for somechangeling only being generous to give wealth. I mean, you accepted my initional gift anyway, so-
 * Chrysalis: Hey, that didn't meant I didn't like to see my wealth grow. I am saying that I want a gift more original then just giving me further excess CASH?! Let's remember, Gaster, Chrysalis Day isn't about you. It's about me. Everychangeling knows that. You have until midnight. Give, or go! (Kicks him out)
 * (Gaster): That was some first Chrysalis Day. I get accused of laziness and forced to get a real gift or be banished. I asked myself what kind of queen keeps the trust of her subjects this way?
 * (Ocellus): "So, how did you find a better gift?"
 * (Gaster): "..... Well, I went after rumors about a berry bush that produces berries that emit pure love."
 * (Ocellus): "The love berry bush?"
 * (Gaster): "Yeah, so I follow the directions of the rumor, and found the bush. I yanged the dang thing from the ground, by the roots alchourse, I needed the thing alive after all, and then placed the thing into a plant pot. A really, big plant pot. I gotten Chrysalis that gift. Thing is....."
 * Chrysalis: "HOLY S***, GASTER YOU EDGY BITCH?!"
 * Gaster: "OH WHAT NOW?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST THE LOVE BERRY BUSH?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Okay, sure, it's a very big improvement from just love seeds, BUT THE THING ABOUT THE LOVE BERRY BUSH IS THAT IT'S PROTECTED BY THE GREAT FRUIT BAT?!"
 * Gaster: "Fruit Bat? They're not so scary, not even the "Vampire" verity."
 * Chrysalis: "This no ordernary Equestrian Sytile Fruit Bat. This thing is as big as a Dragon Lord! It's wings can block out the sun like a Roc, wind storms follow it's flight, and can cause tornados that can level even a city like Manehatten into nothing! Nevermind on how quickly our hive would crumble to it?!"
 * Gaster: "But don't you have an anti-magic throwne?"
 * Chrysalis: "This is not magic-based wind. It's wind based on wing strentgh..... There's a difference."
 * Gaster: "..... Well, I never saw a giant fruit bat, so, maybe it migrated for winter, or found a better bush?"
 * A megaguirus roar was heard!
 * Chrysalis: "...... Or maybe it was distracted with something else AND JUST DISCOVERED IT'S BUSH WAS TAKEN?!"
 * Adviser: "Uh, you may want to rephrase that sentence, my queen."
 * Chrysalis: "IT WAS NOT MEANT TO SOUND SEXUAL, IDIOT- (A wall bursted open as a giant bat head looked into the hive and roared!)"
 * The Changelings screamed and flew away!
 * Gaster: "WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! IT'S ASSENTUALLY A GIANT PLANT EATER?!"
 * Chrysalis: "IT ALSO SPITS COROVIS POISON, YOU LITTLE IDIOT?!"
 * Gaster: "...... Yipe. (The Giant Fruit Bat growled at Gaster seen with the Love Berry Bush, of which Gaster cowerdly gave back, of which the creature gently picked up with it's mouth, got it's head unstuck from the wall and flew away gracefully.)....."
 * Chrysalis: "..... (Sighs annoyed)..... THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO GIVE A BETTER GIFT THEN JUST LOVE SEEDS, PEOPLE?! Remember that for future Chrysalis Days...... (To Gaster) And you, you reckless little pest........ Your lucky I kinda half admire that you successfully stolen a Love Berry Bush where even Pharynx would fail at. So, that fact, cancels out an automatic banishment for how otherwise IT LEAD AN ANGRY GREAT FRUIT BAT TO US?! But, just so we're clear: Next time, don't make Love Seeds an initional gift, (Angerly looms over Gaster) CAPISH?!"
 * Gaster: "(Scared)...... Yes ma'am......"
 * Chrysalis: Good. It was a good gift either way. Loveberry bushes are richer in love than loveweeds. It could've given more power than even a crop field of loveweed. You really outdid yourself. Granted you kinda had to give it back to the Great Fruit Bat cause of sloppy exicution, but, other then that, there is a glimmer of potaintional in you. I'm proud of you.
 * Gaster: Uh... It's an honor?
 * Gaster: An endangering act from just a simple gift that was completely unexpected. Sound familiar?
 * Ocellus:... Yikes.
 * Gaster: That incident was one of the first stepping stones for my distrust in royalty. A queen that jumps to outrageous conclusions and almost gives me a heart attack when a makeup turns out to have disastrous consequences. It was unacceptable. I thought she couldn't get lower than that... Then came the day she made me go after that stupid staff. That was the final straw. That is why I hate royalty. They don't properly respect the role they have and just treat their subjects like cannon fodder or above all others, even during the holidays.
 * Ocellus: Well it's like Polarity said. When you're mortal, you can't help it. You can only be perfect in your own way. Also, you have to consider that Chrysalis is a byproduct of Throx, who, wasn't really the best influence on her. Chrysalis was not an accreate exsample of royalty done right.
 * Gaster: "Fair enough, but even the royals that AREN'T obvious tyrants, STILL, fuck up?! I think we've already nailed what happened between Sparkle and Silverstream's auntie! Good and evil are irrelivent to royals! They always fuck up one way or the other!"
 * Ocellus: "..... Well, consider that since Chrysalis isn't queen anymore, we no longer need to celebrate Chrysalis Day..... By virtue of there being no Chrysalis to give gifts to. At least Thorax is a nice king."
 * Gaster: "BUT, he's a largely inexspearienced yuts! He's the mistake capital of the world! And he's real fucking lucky he has Pharynx to keep his cowerdly ass safe, or otherwise Chrysalis and those leagers would've re-captured the Changelings AGES ago! Hell, they almost did anyway when they brought Chrysalis' mom back?!"
 * Ocellus: Gaster, why does it matter? Why does the past matter? Only the future matters.
 * Gaster: Why does the past matter? I'll tell you why. Because history has a horrible habit of repeating itself. Throx was bad, and Chrysalis was much worse. What good is the future if a world as incompetent as this doesn't learn from the past? What if a worse threat comes to Equestria and it never learned from the Storm King? Hurricane, as paranoid as he is, is still right. If you don't learn from the past, how will you have a good future? Who knows what other irresponsibly fatal things will happen?
 * Ocellus: Gaster, there's no point in being afraid of the inevitable. Nothing lasts forever.
 * Gaster: Not even Changelings. Soon we'll die from a similar mistake, and we could've prevented it if we weren't a bunch of procrastinators. And the first rule of leadership, is that everything is the leader's fault.
 * Ocellus:... Gaster, why are you being so judgmental? Why judge rulers based on mortal error?
 * Gaster: BECAUSE IT KILLED MY BROTHERS!!!!...
 * Ocellus: "Well, they aren't actselly dead to begin with, so-"
 * Gaster: AHEM! For the sake of arguement, let's pretend that the Labrum thing wasn't a thing! Let's pretend the parasite staff thing was the last time I saw them, for arguement's sake. Point is, the fact that I lost my brothers at all, tecnecality aside, it, it still sucks! Now that I'm a student of friendship, it's my job to keep rulers in line. Otherwise, others will end up like Caster and Buster. This distrust may be wrong to you, but it's what defines me. I'm strong enough to stand up to those who'd order others that do the same, or they just get beheaded for even a moments hesitation. And I'm not afraid to die because of it. If dying is what it takes to get some sense into people, then so be it.
 * Ocellus: So, you'll just die to get your point across?
 * Gaster: I'll at least die doing what I feel is right.
 * Ocellus: What if it's not right? What if it's uncalled for? I mean, I get that sometimes leaders can make unpopular decidtions, but, you have to reckitesed that being a leader can be more stressful then people think. They can't always make everyone happy. That's why conspiracies and usurpers are a common occupational hazord to them. That's why desenters exist. That's why in some nations there exist councils that handle the bigger issues while Leaders are often just figureheads to do half of the leadership work. Even Celestia has to heed words from the Unicorn Council on certain issues. You only had a problem with royals because you never got a chance to understand how stressful any leadership can be.
 * Gaster: None of that matters. I know rotten rulers when I see them. I had to put up with one. This is who I am. I suggest you accept that because you can't change it. Now leave me alone.
 * Ocellus: "..... (Sighs)..... One of these days, Gaster. You will be given a chance to realise that leadership is not as simple as black and white morality. Maybe not today, but someday. That being said, I'll, let you resume sulking. But because I want to, not because you asked me. I can see for myself that you're still a loner at heart, so, you don't need to ask people to leave. Just some advice. (Leaves)."
 * Gaster: "....... (Quietly) Ugh, at least Bright Eyes was nice enough to even want to be around me like this."

Chapter 4: The Students Come To The Rescue
Black Frost Mountain Barrier Oceans Mount Aris Saddle Arabian High Caves Cutaway Present Later... Curryville.
 * The Lougers and Main Six were seen placed in a giant dark freezer of Panan creation powered by Black Frost Magic.
 * The Holiday Spoiler was seen standing before him, chuckling confidently.....
 * The Holiday Spoiler: "..... I love it when a plan is properly exicuted."
 * A pudgy Ice Imp wearing a crown was seen kneeling before the Holiday Spoiler.
 * Pudgey Ice Imp: "There's, still, the matter of the Friendship Students, Holiday Spoiler."
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Oh don't worry..... They'll come to us. And with a has-been Death God and former super-weapon in my pocession, I think I've over-prepared for those brats. (Blizzther came up next to him) So, King Snowcone, how's about you proceed to give the army a motivational speech about how close we are to removing Holidays for good?"
 * Snowcone: "(Nerviously) Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Yes, Holiday Spoiler. (The Nervious Ice Imp King leaves)."
 * The Holiday Spoiler looks at Ice Twilight.....
 * The Holiday Spoiler: "..... Now then, Miss Sparkle..... Let's see how well you had trained those children, before I showed up."
 * Skystar:...... Well this sucks.
 * Stalwart: WHY DIDN'T YOU GUYS TELL ME TO STOP FOCUSING ON THE TWO MORONS?
 * Seaspray: I don't really know if it would've made a difference.
 * Skystar: Well what do we do now? WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!!!
 * Straton: We can fly AND swim. Pretty good combination if you ask me, but even then, WE WON'T GO ANYWHERE FROM HERE!!!
 * Skystar: Ugh, and everyhippogriff said I was annoying. Am I right, guys? (Shelly and Sheldon just stood in a corner)......
 * Stalwart: She's been underwater too long.
 * The sound of a hovering ship was heard as Electross arrived to the two stranded Marine Behemoth and the Ice Berg Pirate ship.
 * Electross's voice: "Need a lift?"
 * Seaspray: "Indeed! Oh, but first, let's please return the Marine Behemoth back to the Navy Shipyard."
 * Electross's voice: "Sure. And the giant ice berg that strangely looks like a pirate ship?"
 * Seaspray: "Oh, we'll let the regioners and the serpents have this. Beam us up and place the Marine Behemoth on a tractor beam."
 * Electross' voice: "Sure thing. Cause it looks like you four have QUITE a story to tell."
 * Thundersnow: (Bird squawk screamed seeing the ship) WHAT DID YOU YAHOOS DO TO THE SHIP?!?
 * Skystar: "WE WERE ATTACKED BY ICE GOLUM PIRATES AND AN ICE WRAITH KIDNAPPED MOM?! DON'T GIVE US TROUBLE?!"
 * Thundersnow: "...... Fair enough. I mean, the ship can always be repaired, but, NOVO'S BEEN KIDNAPPED?! THEN THIS IS A HIPPOGRIFF EMERGENY?! WE NEED TO RESCUE HER?!"
 * Electross: We're kind of planning to do that already. I'm sure Holiday Spoiler will be expecting a hippogriff invasion.
 * Thundersnow:... Dammit, you're right. We're f****d.
 * ???: As hell. (Another hippogriff arrived)
 * Thundersnow: EEEEEEEK!!!! GENERAL ROARING OCEAN!!!! I, I, I, I CAN EXPLAIN, WE, I TRIED TO KEEP IT SAFE, BUT- (Roaring Ocean pushed him away)
 * Roaring Ocean: Shut your beak. You guys have any idea what this means? Who's going to run the Three Days Celebration with our queen kidnapped? Not a good idea to organize an assault. They're on holiday right now. So, I suppose Skystar has to take control.
 * Skystar: Me? Take charge?
 * Stalwart: You are a princess, aren't you?
 * Skystar: But I'm still just a teenager.
 * Roaring Ocean: "Don't worry, it's not a periment position, it'll be until the Queen is safely return. Also, view it as a chance to learn how to be a leader someday. You do have to take over from Novo one day, so, consider it a chance for practice."
 * Skystar: "But what if I mess up?"
 * Roaring Ocean: "Try to humor us on this, your highness. At least cope with the position until Novo's safe once more."
 * Skystar: ".... D'ohhhhhh. Fine. But only until Mom comes back!"
 * Roaring Ocean: "That is what is promised."
 * Gallus: "Just one thing: He'll be expecting us Friendship students and the remaining factily as well. And even then, he lives in an unreachable mountain."
 * Roaring Ocean: "Yes, Black Frost Mountain, I know..... I can recimend you bunch to a powerful fire souceress in the Saddle Arabian Deserts, but be warned that she can be, ill-tempered."
 * Smolder: "(Sarcasticly) How original. The fire magic user's bad tempered."
 * Roaring Ocean: "Yes, I'm aware of the tropian nature of this, but it's not just the obvious. She's basicly a Griffin with Phenox Traits. She was born from, a questionable union between a Phenox, and a Griffin that really, REALLY, loved the spieces. You can guess where this is going......"
 * Skyceria: "(Thoundson Mile Stare)..... (Deadpan) Oh my goodness, she's a product of beastiality."
 * Smolder/Gallus: "Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum."
 * Daylight: "How, does that, logically work?"
 * Buzzord: "Well, Griffins are partical bird, and Phenoxes ARE birds, so, mathaticly, it's not as out there as you think. Though it depends on who was the male and who was the female."
 * Roaring Ocean: "The mother was a griffin and the father was a Phenox."
 * Buzzord: "...... Annnnnnnnnnnd now there's an awkword image that I will now repress with my exspearimental Memory Repressing Agent gun. (Lifts such a device up, but Barktrot takes it)!"
 * Barktrot: "Sorry, but unless this thing has been tested, even reguardless that we can all agree that, it was too much infomation, an exspearimental anything is too dangerious until your Euri friend is around for fine-tuning! This thing would end up erasing all your memories, even essental ones like how to breath, and right now, we need all the help we can get and can't risk any one of us disabled, espeically not because of YOUR shenanigans."
 * Buzzord: "Aw, golly gee willikers."
 * Gallus snickered that Buzzord said that!
 * Gallus: "That has to be the dorkiest thing you just said."
 * Roaring Ocean: "AHEM! Anyway, because of her reason of being, she's basicly a loner by heart. She's also nomedic in nature, so, don't expect her to be in one place."
 * Spiracle: "Well what are her usual prefered hangouts?"
 * Roaring Ocean: Well she does hang out in the highest cliffs of the place. But her parents are still around so be careful. They are actually living with her because they're one of those, overprotective types.
 * Gallus: Oh, we're talking a zoophilic griffin and her pet phoenix. I mean, how hard can it be?
 * Gallus: (They were shocked)... F*** me flying. The phoenix is actually... (The phoenix was Abyssinian) SENTIENT?!?
 * Phoenix: Well technically I was accidentally infused with Abyssinian magic before procreating with my honeybird, but yes.
 * Rhabdom: Oh thank Gods it's not as disturbing as the thought of her having bestiality.
 * Phoenix: Funny thing, I was the one in love with her. Now, enough changing the subject. Our daughter doesn't need your presence.
 * Griffin: Honey, please, let me handle this...... GET THE F*** OFF OUR PROPERTY!!! (Displays fire magic)
 * Electross: INCOMING!!!! (Shields them from the fire)
 * Ocellus: Madam, we don't want any trouble. We just need your daughter's help to get to the Black Frost Mountain.
 * Griffin: BLACK FROST MOUNTAIN?!? THAT IS THE EXACT DEFINITION OF TROUBLE!!!!! (Clams down abit) Ahem, sorry, that was my over-protection mood still on, I'm calming down now that I'm given the impression your not crude discriminaters. This being said, why go THERE?!
 * Phenox: "You would need high-level fire magic to survive there."
 * Gallus: "Why else do you think we're here for your daughter? We need her to save our friends of a Panan Ice Wraith."
 * Griffin: "..... Oh by gally gumdrops, why didn't ya say so?"
 * Buzzord: "Well we were going to before you flipped out on us, woman!"
 * Phenox: "We're sorry for the lack of neighterly greetings. Usually, when we get visitors, it's often to either criticises us, or because some freakshow owner wants to exploit her as an attraction. Ya can't exactly blame us for being weary of strangers."
 * Barktrot: "Well keep in mind that you nearly assulted children?!"
 * Griffin: "Tecnecally, they look like young adults at best, but, I get what your saying. Please know it wasn't dangerious fire, it's illutionary fire meant to scare off."
 * Electross: "That, explains why my cape didn't bursted into flame and smoke."
 * Spoonful: "Ahem. Is your child really so poorly mistreated for what she is?"
 * Phenox: "Often because of misconception of people expecting me to be unsentient. Which, less be honest, you guys thought that was the case too before you ACTSELLY met me."
 * Skyceria: "To be fair-"
 * Phenox: "I know what your gonna say, and, we get it, beastiality isn't inheredly popular. Well, just be ensured that our relationship doesn't count as such since I AM sentient. Now, can we please let the Elephant leave the room and go back to talk what you were here for?"
 * Spoonful: "Oh, alchourse, alchourse, we'll happly move on from the subject. May we see your daughter."
 * Griffin: "That's, another issue. She, REALLY, likes her privacy. She even snaps at us for disterbing her. Public perception of her, has really taken it's toll on her."
 * Buzzord: "Oh yes. I can relate. Socity is SO judgemental."
 * Gaster: Don't exactly see the problem. A griffin-phoenix hybrid? That sounds like somecreature who could do some heroic deeds. A great warrior.
 * Phoenix: Phoebe did try that. She even rescued a land from Wechuges.
 * Yona: Wechuges?
 * Polarity: Oh yeah. Think of them as, opposite Windigoes. The more you argue in their presence, the hotter it gets. They're hardly seen anymore.
 * Cozy: So, um, why stop?
 * Phoenix: When you're rewarded for your deeds by being considered a freak and you respond by nearly luring the wechuges back, you don't really make a good warrior. Her temper is twice as bad as mine.
 * Sandbar: Well you haven't been so mad since we got here.
 * ???: VOLCAENA'S VOLCANIC GENITALIA, WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP?! WHAT DOES IT TAKE TO GET SOME PEACE AND QUIET AROUND HERE?!
 * Phoenix:... And a quick warning, if you disturb Phoebe into doing something, she gets...
 * (Something like this happens)
 * Phoebe: (Appears as a beautiful griffin-phoenix hybrid) SAND TROLLS?!? REALLY?!? THIS IS THE 30TH TIME THIS WEEK!!!! THAT'S IT!!!! THEY'RE TOAST!!!! (She transformed in a similar fashion to the clip) GET THE F*** OUTTA MY WAY!!!! (Flies down burning with fire)
 * Griffin: Oh deary me, this isn't good.
 * Sand Troll #1: (Tearing off a giant rock) Why do I always have to be the one- (He was smashed into glass by Phoebe) AGGGHHHHHH?!
 * Phoebe: C'MERE!!!! (She burned another Sand Troll into glass) RAAAHHHH!!!! (Tore the buttocks off another burning Sand Troll and threw them at another Sand Troll) SHATTER, YOU JERKS!?
 * Sand Troll #2: WHY YOU- (Phoebe tore off her breasts and turned her into glass) I'M BURNING AND BECOMING GLASS, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!!!!
 * Phoebe: GET OVER HERE!!!! (Decapitated another Sand Troll as another ran only for Phoebe to kick her foot into his crotch and came back) FINALLY!!!! NOW CAN I GET SOME F*****G SLEEP?! (She walked with the Sand Troll stuck on her foot)
 * Sand Troll #3: KILL ME, PLEASE, KILL MEEEE!!!
 * Phoebe: SHUT, UP!!!! (Shut the door as it burned away)... DAMMIT!!!!!
 * Gallus:...... By diehard's crotch! That girl's got balls of fire.
 * Skyceria: I bet Holiday Spoiler doesn't stand a chance.
 * Buzzord: "That's, assuming she doesn't do THAT to us first."
 * Griffin: "..... She always does get alittle more, calm, when she tries some cooling Curry from Curryville. Thing is, that was the place she once saved from Wechuges but almost ended up bring back because of getting into an arguement with a purist leader, who, like most others, had the wrong idea who my husband is."
 * Buzzord: "To be fair, Phenoxes are reckitnsed as unsentient spieces, and in modern socity, having sex with unsentient animals is, sort've taboo."
 * Phenox: "Yes yes, I know, I know. Think is, my daughter had tried to explain to Chancellor Butthole- (Caster and Buster snickered at that).... Couldn't believe her since there are no recorded Sentient Phenoxes."
 * Gallus: "Annnnnnd, you two never thought to just show yourselves to those people, why?"
 * Phenox: "Because-........ Holy Shahara..... Honeybird, why the volcanic bowels of the Alicorn of Volcanos didn't we thought of that?!"
 * Griffin: "Oh gosh, I guess we got too emotional that we didn't think straight."
 * Daylight facehoofed as Antque rolled her eyes.....
 * Applesauce: Are you... You're joking, right? Nobody's this clueless.
 * Gallus: "Oh, who cares? How's about you guys just take us to Curryville and we'll resolve this quickly?"
 * Griffin: Alright. One of us will have to look after Phoebe until we get back.
 * Polarity: Allow me. I might as well have to do my first deed as a student of friendship.
 * Phoebe: They made you my babysitter? I'm not a baby. UGH!!! Why do my parents keep treating me like a chick?!
 * Polarity: Because you-
 * Phoebe: Don't answer that!... UGH!!! You might as well go with your ragtag buddies. You're wasting your time. I can take care of myself.
 * Polarity: Oh no. I don't back down when it comes to friendship.
 * Phoebe: Why did you say that like it was a completely sane sentence? You sound like an illegal immigrant from Teletubbieland.
 * Polarity: Ugh, look, the point is I'm not going anywhere. I have a job to do and you should be a little more joyful this holiday.
 * Phoebe: Bah humbug. You Hearth's Reindeer are magical stalkers anyway. You see us when we're sleeping and know when we're awake. Filthy perverts.
 * Polarity:... Ugh, you guys better make that trip count.
 * Phoebe: "..... You're not leaving, are ya? Tch. THEN MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND HELP ME FIX MY DOOR UP?!"
 * Polarity: "Wait, that thing is STILL broken from when to you fought Sand Trolls?"
 * Phoebe: "That was only a week ago. I'm just glad I got that annoying idiot on my foot yesterday. He makes for a nice glass coffie table though. (The Sand Troll as complete glass was seen)......"
 * Polarity: "...... (Quietly) No one ever said being a good person would be easy. (Openly) Ahem.... Phoebe, how's about that, while, we make you a new door, how's about we talk about your feelings?"
 * Phoebe: "(Surprised)....... Well.... I mean, if it'll get you to work, then.... Ah, what the fuck ever, fine."
 * A vitable market place was seen filled with mixed races.
 * A very fat donkey was seen being held by some Minotaur servents as folks bowed back to him.
 * Abyssian Vulture: "Make way, make way for Chancellor Bu'tth'ole!"
 * Steer: "MOVE ASIDE FOR THE CHANCELLOR OF CURRYVILLE?!"
 * A Python royal family were seen at the palace plaza seeing the arriving Chancellor.
 * Python Princess: "...... I can't believe your letting Chancellor Butthole be celebrated like this when he costed us a respected hero. He was the one that nearly brought the Wechuges back, not Phoebs."
 * Python Sultan: "Daughter, please, Bu'tth'ole was the one that got our land placed in the Saddle Arabian map for his trade deal successes and his standered of living laws. We owe these things to him."
 * Python Princess: "YOU'RE MAKING ME MARRY A DONKEY?!"
 * Python Sultan: "..... That much, can't be helped. That was the terms of agreement for him helping Curryville out of the poverty it was in. He puts our land back togather, he gets your coils in marriage. It, would be dishonorable to not honor that agreement."
 * Python Mistress: "I'm sorry dear, but your father's right. Bu'tth has us in a legal deal. This marriage needs to keep Curryville stable."
 * Python Princess: "...... (Quietly) Phoebe would've never allowed this."
 * The Minotaurs arrived as Bu'tth'ole came off of his carrirage as his Abyssian Vulture assistent arrived next to him.....
 * Bu'tth'ole: "...... Ahhh, Princess Blessinga. How quant to finally make your aqquantence? (Grabs Blessinga's tail to kiss, but she pulled back)"
 * Blessinga: "THAT'S ASSENTUALLY A PART OF MY BUTT YOU WERE TRYING TO KISS, YA PERV?!"
 * Bu'tth'ole: "..... This is why snake anatomy confuses people."
 * Python Sultan: "(Ahem), Sorry about Blessinga, she's just nervious. The arranged marriage is ready as planned."
 * Bu'tth'ole: "Ah-ha! Exsellent! Once this marrage goes through, I will become the future Sultan of Curryville, and began wide-spread curry trades like you wouldn't even believe!"
 * Blessinga: "Really big enpathese on it being "BELIEVEABLE!"! What good is all of Saddle Arabia and other villages and towns getting to enjoy our curry if YOU BANISHED OUR LAND'S RESPECTED HERO BECAUSE YOU MADE A FUSS ABOUT HER PARENTS?!"
 * Bu'tth'ole: "Don't blame me, babe. Blame the fact that beastiality is an affront to a healthy socity! I just call it like I see it."
 * Blessinga: "YOU NEVER EVEN MET HER PARENTS, FATASS?! (Her parents got nervious at that)! You wouldn't be so smug if people got to see her parents and realised how wrong you are?!"
 * Bu'tth'ole: "Oh please, you silly snake. I'm pretty confident that Phoebe's mother fucked an unsentient fire bird."

(Later...) Mail Call with Deadpool Present
 * Gallus: (The students burst through the door) SURPRISE, MOTHERFUCKER!
 * Deadpool: Hey, folks! Mail call time again! Here's one from Jenson of California. "Dear Deadpool, are you sure there's time to play this joke twice?" Good question, Jensen. The answer is no. Buh-bye!
 * (MSM):... What was that supposed to accomplish?
 * (Scroopfan): "It's just Deadpool f*****g with us, MSM."
 * (MSM): Oh, what's next? He going to- (Deadpool threw this)
 * (MSM):...... Remind me to throw the book at him later. BACK TO THE STORY!!!
 * Gallus: (The students realize there's no one there) Hello? Motherfucker?
 * Gaster: "..... Huh..... You would think there would be the big bad guy in his big bad guy lair."

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