Don't Be Her Friend (Mayhem in Mayhem's Wrath)

Don't Be Her Friend is a song sung by Mayhem in Mayhem's Wrath based on the song Don't Fall in Love on Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas. In it, Mayhem tries to prove to Discord that friendship is something that he won't be able to keep so that he can go back into wreaking chaos after he corrupts and separates the Mane 6.

Lyrics The quickest way to break your heart Make you depressed and ill Is to get tangled up inside The side effects could kill

All passion is a waste of time A deadly game pour vous I am your brother, your amigo, see, I wouldn't lie to you

If you must love someone, may I suggest You love yourself! Just think it through You'll never leave and you will find You'll get more rest You'll always feel as good as new Your freedom is the most Important thing, my brother You must be strong, you mustn't smother Don't talk for hours Don't send flowers Don't write poems Don't sing songs and dance Beneath the stars That shine at no end Don't be her friend

[Oh don't do it!]

As soon as your heart rules your head Your life is not your own It's hell when someone's always there It's bliss to be alone And love of any kind is bad A dog, a child, a cat They take up so much precious time Now where's the sense in that?

Friendship takes the wildest heart and makes it tame If you're turned on, then just turn off Emotions are a thing all great men overcame Please, don't make this grand catastrophe Don't get attached to anyone or anything There's nothing worse than things that cling You'll go to pot You'll turn to drink You'll never rest You'll end up mad and Looking like some Poor pitiful trend Don't be her friend Don't be her friend!