Twilight, Spike, Taiku and Alice Save The Guardians

Twilight, Spike, Taiku and Alice Save the Guardians is the 35th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. It's Christmas once again in the UUniverses, and the Lodgers and Mane Six, with addition to a reformed Starlight Glimmer under extreme nervious pressure due to the Unicorn Council on the verge to eventally discover her misdoings, and some familiar faces from Dragon Realms' Santa's land, are joined by some visitors from some old friends from Twilight and Taiku's past and spend Christmas Time in Equestria. With all the excitement, the Lodgers began to ask what had occurred when Twilight and Taiku were exiled to supposedly the Frozen North of Equestria, when really they were exiled to a world where some familiar friends of Celestia's lived. So, upon being asked about the times where Twilight mentioned the many times she encountered Pitch Black and the Guardians of Childhood by Kairi and Jack Frost, Twilight decides to finally tell them what happened in between the climax of Magic University when they were banished in the Rise of the Guardians Arctic long before the events of their movie. With Twilight, Taiku, Celestia, Spike, and Alice banished there, Taiku and Twilight have started fighting with each other, and Celestia reminds them that they have to find out how to get back home. But it seems that they're not going anywhere. They seem to figure out they're not in the Equestrian Arctic like they thought since Twilight just had a horrible nightmare. Celestia reveals that she knows some friends here, and they find Santa's Workshop a few days later, and go there for some warmth. They meet up with the Guardians of Childhood, but Celestia finds out that they're not what she recognizes them to be. It seems that a curse had been placed on the North Pole by an evil ice wizard called Cold Heart the Sadistic who has teamed up with Pitch Black the Boogeyman. Now, Santa (Nicholas St. North) is weak and sick, the yetis are suddenly vicious and have to be locked up, and the reindeer become jerks. Celestia introduces her group to the rest of the Guardians of Childhood: The Easter Bunny (E. Aster Bunnymund), The Tooth Fairy (Toothianna), Cupid (St. Eros Heart), and the Sandman (Sandy), who protect the worlds and the childern who believe in them from evil greater than even the Darkspawn themselves. With Pitch and Cold-Heart intending to bring the Guardians' homes into a devastating Ice Age, Twilight and Taiku are going to have to settle their differences so they and their friends can save this world and get back home, especially with the help of some innocent lives that Cold-Heart has hurt named Stan the Arctic Fox, Jeremy the Polar Bear, Blizzardflake, Carrie the Caribou and her often-rude adopted father Duke the Caribou, Olaf the Mountain Dwarf, and Stewart the Snowman. But Twilight and Taiku's arguing end up complicating things, and Toothianna and Bunnymund's homes have already been covered in ice and snow. Then just when things were gonna resolve themselves, Pitch Black provokes Twilight into breaking her own horn with black magic, then flat-out mocks her that no horn means she can't be Celestia's student anymore, she is left with no hope until she meets Otis and Milo, a duo similar to Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, who decide to help her get her confidence back and gain the courage to stand up to Pitch Black and Cold-Heart. But in order to do it, Twilight must conquer the fears that Pitch Black has wreaked on her mind through Midnight Fate's occlumency lessons, and she must learn to accept Taiku's company. Plus, Haku, Shining Armor, and Cadance have followed them to the Rise of the Guardians Arctic in order to save them, but how will they even survive the harsh winters that Cold-Heart is throwing at them?

Chapter 1: Christmas To Come/Curiosities at their Peaks
Equestria

(This song plays as the ponies decorated for Christmas and it was all seen by the flying Lodger Van) The Map Room. Starlight started to sing this as she began to reflect on her past, from her life with Sunburst, to her mistakes and eventall redemption, and what may likely be her following fate.
 * Icky: (As they flew from their van) "..... Ok, what is WITH these ponies and musicals?"
 * Sandy: "Christmas pretty much always gives a song to your heart."
 * Viper: "Even my uncle did it once back when he couldn't stand Christmas. Which felt.... weird."
 * Starlight was seen watching from the window and sighed sadly.
 * Starlight: "...... Why must it always be me.... I finally get to celebrate a holiday with new friends in the longest time, yet.... It garrinties to be empty soon once it's all over. (Starlight leaves)."
 * Starlight was seen in it as music started to play
 * Starlight: ".... Christmas, is suppose to bring out the good in ponies, to make them forgive and forget.... Why, hasn't it happened to those Council Ponies?"
 * Starlight started to wimper as Mange and Cupid were watching in.
 * Starlight: "Why couldn't they understand that I changed now. I'm not the pony I was anymore.... Why can't they understand?"

Outside Twilight's Castle Inside Castle Elsewhere.
 * Starlight started to cry and Cupid and Mange comferted her.
 * Starlight: ".... Mange, Cupid.... I missed you two.... What..... What am I gonna do?"
 * Starlight hugged her reunited pets and continued sobbing.
 * A familier force looked apawn her sadingly.
 * ???: "(Quietly).... My little Star."
 * The force left.
 * Twilight's voice: "Starlight?" (Twilight appeared with Spike, and Starlight toughened up)
 * Starlight:...Yes, Twilight?
 * Twilight: I just wanted to let you know that the Lodgers are here. They've even brought some old faces from THEIR world's Santa's land.
 * Starlight:...A world dominated by dragons...actually has it's own Santa?
 * Twilight: Indeed. Christmas is a holiday that gets around like wildfire.
 * Starlight: What about the other friends you told me about?
 * Twilight: They're still on their way. But until they get here, why don't you get to know the Lodgers' Christmas allies?
 * Spike: Yeah. I'd like to see what they've been up to since our last Christmas. Maybe Alfred and Grace got engaged.
 * Twilight:...They actually did.
 * Spike: Really?
 * Twilight: Yeah, and not just that, but Grace is pregnant.
 * Spike:...Are you sure those elves can take time off at the time when they're supposed to be doing their jobs?
 * Twilight: Elves can be exchanged just as much as reindeer can. Let's just head outside and greet them.
 * Alfred: (The Lodgers and Kairi came out, and Alfred came out as well) Now, honey, be careful when you go down the stairs.
 * Grace: (Appears pregnant) Oh, Alfred, you worry too much. Our babies aren't going to be hurt by a simple walk down the stairs.
 * Alfred: I'm just saying not to trip and fall. I know how fast you are when you go up and down stairs. Sometimes you end up falling.
 * Grace: (Giggles) Oh, come on, you are overreacting. (She makes it)...Whew!...I admit, being pregnant has it's advantages and disadvantages. My flexibility is limited now.
 * Teddy: (He and Dougie arrived and Teddy was teary-eyed) Oh, our friend is going to be a father soon! *Sniff*...They grew up so fast.
 * ???: Guys, guys, can you stop stalling and move so we can get out? (Ginger, Vulcan, Venus, Mime-Me, South Wind, and Copperfang arrived from out of the van)
 * Vulcan: (Takes deep breath) It sure was nice of father to let us come here, right, Venus?
 * Venus: (Nods 'yes')
 * Grace:... She STILL can't talk?
 * Venus: OH, OF COURSE I CAN! (Laughs) I didn't forget about the present you gave me last year. Thanks for giving me the ability to speak, by the way. The nodding thing was just a habit that's having a hard time to die."
 * Alfred: Not a problem. Now let's all get inside, I'm sure the Lodgers are waiting for us.
 * Mime-Me: "So, Copperfang, how's retirement treating you?"
 * Copperfang: Oh, not much. Paige and me have gotten married after I bought back that cottage. Sure I had to kick a few groins trying to fix the mess I made, but it was all worth it.
 * Grace: You had any kids, yet?
 * Copperfang: Not quite yet. We're still thinking about it. I'm just glad that my past is way behind me.
 * Dougie: And this is your first time on the nice list for years.
 * Alfred: Indeed. (Checks imNice Pad) You're...oh, crap, I forgot. Whenever I'm not in the Dragon Realms, these pads get different signals and point out the nice people on the world I'm ACTUALLY in. But hey, it also counts the visitors, too, so you're pretty much...oh...at the very bottom. Seems the ponies of Equestria are so pure, they top even visitors from other worlds. Though, of course SpongeBob, Kairi, and Spyro are the only ones who even MATCH their pureness because they're just close to Celestia.
 * Copperfang:...Wow.
 * Teddy: Well, let's head inside. (They entered the Castle)
 * Pinkie: (The Mane Six, the Lodgers, and Kairi were enjoying themselves in the Living Room)...I'M SO EXCITED, ARE YOU EXCITED, I'M EXCITED! CHRISTMAS IS HERE ONCE AGAIN IN EQUESTRIA!! I'M SO EXCITED AND JOYFUL!!! I'M JOYCITED!!!
 * Applejack: Pinkie, calm down. We all know how Christmas is to us UUniversals. We get to spend our Hearth's Warming time with your family soon, and even I'm a bit excited for it. Even Applebloom and the Crusaders are. (The CMCs were running around hyperactively)...It's just amazing they got their cutie marks now.
 * Icky: Still sucks they're doing those life-risking acts for fun now. Kids these days getting all antsy with being excited.
 * Spyro: Well, it IS understandable, kids are often surrounded by stories of heroism in a world where it's a popular trend, so they can't help but to have their own dreams about it by doing things that they do.
 * Sparx: Yeah, so many kids have even US on their walls. We've become so popular, we've gotten our own merchandise.
 * Twilight: Yeah, we already know. A fair share of you guys have shows ALREADY selling merchandise.
 * Icky: It's a curse, really.
 * Viper: So, you two are going to be parents soon?
 * Grace: Yeah. We were waiting for the opportunity to get it over with. I'm sure our 6 kids will--
 * Icky: Wait, SIX?!?...You actually give birth to more kids than humans?
 * Grace: Well...of course. Being a smaller race often comes with reproducing like a rodent. Elves give birth to up to 6 elflings.
 * Icky:...So...do you have multiple breasts to feed all those babies like a rodent does?
 * Grace: (Scoffs offended) THAT'S PRIVATE TERRITORY YOU'RE TREADING, BIRD-BRAIN!!!
 * Icky: Whoa, easy, toots, I was just asking.
 * Sandy: Well, I'M a rodent, and I only have 2 breasts as you've noticed by my...canon swimsuit appearance...but I'm assuming it's just cartoon logic, so just roll with it.
 * Grace: OHH, and speaking of babies, they've started kicking.
 * Sparx: Really? Can I feel? (Does that, and the babies inside literally kick him to a wall) AAAAHHHH!! OOF!... DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME KICKS! (Falls to the ground)
 * Iago: (Laughs)
 * Mime-Me: "So, Twilight, when exactly is this Taiku gonna arrive?"
 * Icky: "Aw your gonna love him, he's a MASTER of dramatic enterences."
 * Taiku and the gang are seen on a turbo powered slay.
 * Taiku: "Alright guys, are you ready to give the most dramatic enterence of your lives?"
 * Murry: "(Eating some apples) Yeah."
 * Taiku: "..... Murry..... Where'd did you get that apple?"
 * Murry: "Oh. It was originally attached, (pulls out a broken Apple Tree Branch) to this."
 * Taiku: "Ohhhh....."
 * Godfry: "Oh please tell me that wasn't the branch we used to keep the slay from going downhill without our control."
 * Murry: "...... Do you want to hear all those words exactly?"
 * Alice: "Once again Taiku, I have to say this is another- (The slay goes down) BAD IDEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Taiku: "PREMATURE DEPARTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!?!"
 * Taiku: (At the end, the sleigh jumped up a snow ramp, and the entire grew jumped off in impressive stunts in slow motion) SLOOOOOWW MOOOOOTTTIIIIOOOOONNNN AAWWWEEESSSOOOOOMMEENNEEEEESSSS!! (The sleigh crashed into the castle causing huge amount of damage) (Dazed) TA-DAH!! (Several magical firework displays occurred and a randomly-appearing audience applauded)
 * Starlight:... Wow, is he REALLY that much of a show-off?
 * Taiku:... Hmm... Twilight, you sure weren't kidding when you said that Starlight changed.
 * Applejack: Yeah, but the poor girl's having a tough time dealing with the Unicorn Council who wants her banished for her attack on time.... Among other crimes in the past.
 * Amy: That's the Unicorn Council for you. Always being strict when it's not needed.
 * Icky: Among others.
 * Taiku: So... Are our Guardian friends coming soon?
 * Kairi: They're not here yet. But it's assuming they'll make an entrance to. (The whole area gets cold)
 * Max: And speaking of entrances...
 * ???: SNOW DAAAYYY!!! (Jack Frost appears and shreds across the snow, and flips, and the other Guardians appeared)
 * St. North: Well, we're here!
 * Squidward: And once again, no Easter Bunny.
 * Bunnymund:... Oh, struth, he SERIOUSLY still doesn't believe in me?
 * Jack: Nope. AND I'm still going to assume that Kairi STILL doesn't remember me?
 * Kairi:... Actually... You are starting to ring some bells after I recognized your entrance.
 * Jack:... Oh... Well, can you make it out?
 * Kairi: Not at the moment. But for now, you're just another one of those Jack Frosts that fiction brings on the big screen. You seem to be the most recent.
 * Jack: Oh, trust me, one day, you'll remember. And HOPEFULLY, there won't be anymore piano head traumas.
 * Eros: Oh, Jack, you've been at this every holiday. Why don't you just wait?
 * Jack: Because she's a child whom I actually shared a stronger bond with than Jamie. In fact, she was the first child who actually believed in me outside of my own world, and I had given her a great ride to see if I can get her to see me. She was a sweet and pure-hearted kid. And she actually DID believe in me after that. She saw me and seemed to get along with me. But unfortunately...that was when she grew up and forgot about me. That's why I tried similar things with the people of my world with no success.
 * Kairi:... Wow... How old was I then?
 * Jack: You were 4. You were still living in Radiant Garden, and I had hoped to get believers outside of my own world. And it seemed to work. But when I came back to see you again, I found that your home was nothing but ruins. I had no idea where you went. I...I assumed that whatever ravaged your home killed you. But when I heard a familiar name upon hearing this prophecy about a girl from Destiny Islands was growing up to be a noble and kind hero, I quickly found out it was you. I knew you could still see me after that moment we shared when you were a child. And I loved you more than any other believer. You were something special to me.
 * Kairi:... Well, I still don't seem to remember you. 4 years of age is a hard time to remember something.
 * Jack:... (Sighs) Fine, I'll try again later.
 * Toothiana: Well, the only thing that matters is that we're here for the celebration.
 * Lord Shen: "Master Taiku, you better have good insurence cause you owe the castle a good repair."
 * Taiku: "Chillax, Pea-Cocker, my residuals from Tman's fanfic success will cover it."
 * Starlight: "Ugh, you're THAT Taiku? Ugh, that devientart fic stuff is so over-rated."
 * Taiku: "Not my first time dealing with a critic. No body is impressed by one thing."
 * Starlight: "Ugh. Twilight, I mean no disrespect, but why are you ever friends with him? He's asentally a prehistory asendent verson of a smug-ass! He has a smile that screams "Doughebag"."
 * Godfry: "DOUGHEBAG!?"
 * Starlight screams!
 * Starlight: "(Scoffs), And his compodrades aren't exactly embettering him. I'm not sure any pony would properly make friends with them."
 * Twilight: "(Chuckles nerviously), Admitingly, your right Starlight, my first impressions was, far from glamerious."
 * Starlight: "You? The Princess of Friendship? Failed to see someone eye-to-eye? How can that be? Your suppose to be unimaginably perfect to the eye of ponies."
 * Twilight: "I wasn't always a princess, Starlight. I actselly had a life BEFORE I became even an Alicorn. I was once a normal little unicorn like you. And Taiku may act abit like a self-absorb twat, but he's really a great friend when you get to know him better. Like I eventally did when I was in Magic Universeity."
 * Starlight: "You mean Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and, they allowed dragons and mythic creatures?"
 * Alice: "..... Wow, do we have a HELL of alot of explaining for you!"
 * Godfry: "If I didn't know any better, it'd be like she spent her life in self-exsile in some un-named village! (Laughs)?!"
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon, but uh, that's exactly what happened. Long Story."
 * Godfry: "..... OH WAY TO RUIN THE JOKE!"
 * Starlight:...So...there's ANOTHER magic school?
 * Twilight: Yes. It's a school that's for the best of magic users, and it's not in Canterlot. It's somewhere far away from here. It's available to any creature that can use magic. And that's actually where I first met Taiku.
 * Icky:...Speaking of Magic University, how exactly DID you fare out when you were exiled?
 * Monkey: Yeah. You never got to explain it to us for a whole season.
 * Spyro: Indeed. Those many times you even claimed to have fought...uh...you-know-who...and an accomplice of his. Were they when you were exiled in the Frozen North?
 * Twilight:... Actually, I kinda told you before that I wasn't banished to the Frozen North. I was actually banished to the world of Jack and the Guardians, right in it's arctic.
 * Icky:... Yikes, that must've been cold.
 * Sid: Yeah, it totally was. Even us dragons, whether we were adapted to cold environments or not, couldn't stand too much of it.
 * Applebloom:...Oooh, can you tell us the story, Twilight? PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?!? (The Crusaders gave puppy-dog eyes, and most of the group awed)
 * Twilight: Well, okay, okay, I guess I owe it to all of you. Gather around, and get comfortable because it's going to be a pretty long story. (The group did that, Kairi sitting next to Spyro, Alfred sitting next to Grace, SpongeBob next to Sandy, basically couples got together ready to hear the story)...Okay...I already told you all about my Magic University mission, all except you, Starlight, but I'll tell you about it some other time. So, I'll start right after we were banished.
 * Julie: This'll be nice.
 * Twilight: (Clears throat)... When we were banished, we had assumed that it was the Frozen North. But when we took a closer look, we found out it was actually an unfamiliar land....

Chapter 2: The Unsettling Disagreements in The Bitter Cold
Flashback Cutaway Present The far view of the area. Back to where the Snowmen legeon were. Later... Hidden Snow Caves Outside. Cold Heart's Hideout Meanwhile... Meanwhile... Twilight's Location Twilight's Dream Reality Taiku's Location Taiku's Dream Reality Next Morning... Later Outside. Inside the cave. During a chase sequence, where as they tried to lose them, the Fire Wolves showed impressive atletics and never lost them once, and were finally cornered when the Wolves finished their song. Ice Dunguin. The Main Lobby of Cold Heart's castle.
 * (Twilight): "I didn't exactly liked that Taiku ruined my friendship with Clare and Gary through their rather un-successful rescue. I, also didn't liked being sent to a cold place."
 * Twilight: (The exiled Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Alice, Celestia, Midnight Fate, and gang were seen shivering in the cold inside a cave)...THIS IS ALL YOUR...F-F-F-F-F-FAULT!!
 * Taiku: How is it MY FAULT?!? Eagle-Beak is the one to blame! You just have nobody to take your anger out on!
 * Twilight: "I HAD WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND YOU RUINED IT, YOU DISGRACEFUL LUCK DRAGON?! UNLESS YOUR REALLY A BAD LUCK DRAGON!?"
 * Taiku: Well EXCUSE me for noticing that they weren't to be trusted! I was only doing you a favor till you desided to be a whiney little BITCH?!
 * Twilight: "AT LEAST MY BODY CAN'T BE MISTAKEN FOR A REALLY LONG PIECE OF MALE GENATALIA!?"
 * Group: OOOOH!
 * Godfry: "BURN BABY BURN?!"
 * Taiku: ALRIGHT, THAT TEARS IT!!! (Slaps Twilight)
 * Twilight:...(Scoffs) YOU CAN'T HIT ME, I'M A GIRL!
 * Taiku: Sometimes I wonder! (Twilight gets angry and jabs him in the crotch with her horn) OW! GODDAMN IT, WATCH IT WITH THAT F****** HORN, YOU DAMN BIMBO!!!
 * Twilight: How about YOU watch it with that f****** language and attitude, jerkoff?
 * Taiku: HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT FIRST?!?
 * Twilight: (The two ended up pushing and hitting each other)
 * Celestia: (In royal voice) ENOUGH!! (Her voice echoed throughout the Arctic)... You two are just upset that we ended up here because of Eagle-Beak. I understand that he wanted to protect Equestria, but he's protecting it from an old legend.
 * Jimmy: Is this even the Frozen North? It looks more... Bulgy. (They literally noted the computer-animated environment)
 * Julie: (Grabbing the horse-formed Griffth)... Is the frozen water gone yet?
 * Griffth: Julie, it's everywhere, you might have to get- (Julie screams and holds onto Griffth tighter) HOOOOOOO!!!... EASY ON THE SOLAR PLEXES, JULIE!!!
 * Julie: Oh, uh, sorry. Just PLEASE don't let me touch that stuff!
 * Molly: (Sighs) Julie, honey, you NEED to learn to live with it, because chances are we're gonna be touching this stuff for quite a while.
 * Julie: I can't! You know I'm scared of water!
 * Claude: YOU'RE A F****** MERMAID!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE WATER!!! The only reason you're scared of water is because of that shark attack that killed your parents! If you should be afraid of ANYTHING, be afraid of sharks!... You know, LIKE MOST OF THE SEA IS!!!
 * Molly: Claude, calm down. She needs to learn.
 * Griffth: She's right, Julie, you need to learn to get used to this. The moment we arrived here, you were just all hysterical.
 * Julie: (Screams as she was waddling on the snowy ground panicking as the group tried to catch her and calm her down) WETNESS, WETNESS, MUST GET DRY!!! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Dan: GODDAMN IT, JULIE, IT'S JUST SNOW!!!
 * Julie: SNOW IS WATER, WATER IS BAD!! HELP MEEEEEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * (Icky):... Just to make sure, does she EVER learn to conquer her fear of water in this story?
 * (Twilight): Yes. We'll get to that when we get to that.
 * Sid: Well, at least you got some moisturizing in your body.... In fact, how do you even take showers?... Let alone get ANY hygiene?
 * Griffth: Don't ask... PLEASE!
 * Celestia: Alright, everyone, I know everything seems grim, but I'm sure we'll find out where we are, and how we can get back home and stop Eagle-Beak.
 * Twilight: "Alchourse. Then afterwords, I would like (Angerly points to Taiku) YOU to apologies to Clare and Gary for giving them such a hard time?!"
 * Taiku: "AFTER WHAT THOSE JOKERS DID!? YOU'RE CRAZY!! CELESTIA, WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THIS MARE, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TURN HER INTO A NEW PRINCESS SOMEDAY!?"
 * Celestia: "...... No?"
 * (Twilight): "In hindsight, I should've figured that questionised no meant something."
 * Taiku: "WELL WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER?! SHE'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE?! AND ON TOP OF THAT-?!"
 * ???: "Oh-wee-um, we-ohhhhhoh! Oh-we-um, we-ohhhhhoh!"
 * The group looked over and saw in the far distence was a leagon of a snowman army marching on.
 * Godfry: "..... Well I'll be darn. It's the Frosty convention."
 * Twilight: "Oh good. Natives. Maybe they can help us."
 * Twilight teleported right in front of the Snowmen.
 * Twilight: ".... Ooga, booga! (Starts doing a stupid dance) Meep monna poopa bleep monna peeka, (starts shaking her butt at them) Booty booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere! (The Snowmen stared confused.)."
 * Snowman 1: "..... Uh..... What're you doing?"
 * Taiku's laughter was heard, followed by most of the gang!
 * Twilight: "..... I, take it you people are sentient. (Blushes).... Oops."
 * (The Lougers and other guests were heard laughing!)
 * (Starlight): "(LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY!?) I, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT?!"
 * (Taiku): "Even to this day.... IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL?!"
 * Twilight: "AHEM! Anyway, we were victims of a GRAVE, misunderstanding, we kinda want to know, do you Frozen Northian natives know where to go back to Equestia?"
 * Snowman 1: "Well, we'd help miss, but... Expect.... This isn't the Forzen North. And, Equestia's in another world. In fact, this isn't even in the same universe."
 * Twilight had pupels the size of saucer plates!
 * Twilight's voice: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Twilight: "TAIKU YOU FUCKING IDIOT?! YOU GOT US BANISHED INTO A STRANGE WORLD?!"
 * Snowman 1: "Ahhh, it's ok little pony. Name's Ted. You can always come with us to see Cold Heart the Sadis- Duh, I mean, Good Heart the Wise. He, can uh, help you out and return you home."
 * Twilight: "REALLY?! (Squees) How wonderful! Cause me and some other friends SO need to get out of here!"
 * Ted: "Yeah sure, we're happy to help. YO GENERAL?!"
 * A Big brutish Log armed boot wearing navy general hat wearing snowman entered and he was WAY bigger then the others.
 * Ted: "We got a live one here. We need to take her to see "Good Heart the Wise"."
 * The General: "(Quietly) Ahh, I see what you did there, private Ted. Good one. (Openly to Twilight) Don't you worry, little horsey. Good Heart, (Winks back to Ted) will take you and yer little friends back home."
 * Twilight: "Oh you have NO idea the kind of day I had! I had wonderful friends and then some idiotic monster of a dragon came and ruined it for me and provoked Professor Eagle-Beak to banished us here."
 * The General petted Twilight.
 * The General: "Awww, the poor baby. I'm sure you'll earn Good Heart's sympathies. However, you'll uh, have to do him some chores and duties first. Like.... A portal strong enough to send an entire legion across the cosmos to their next destination."
 * Twilight: "YES?! ANYTHING!? (STARTS HOPPING AROUND) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES-"
 * The General: "Ok, settle down kid! Now, call in your friends, and ol' General Häagen-Dazs will take good care of ya."
 * (Icky): "WOW, your a real JACKASS in this story Twilight."
 * (Twilight): Well, expect to see a LOT of jackassery of me in this story. Anyway, we had no idea that these snowmen were actually working with a snow sorcerer by the name of-
 * (Sparx): Let me guess...Cold Heart the Sadistic?
 * (Twilight):...Yeah.
 * Twilight: (The group was seen being escorted by the snowmen army into a few large mountains)...See, Taiku? There's SOME people who actually sympathize with me, and not YOU!
 * Taiku: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Celestia: Both of you, enough fighting! And most of all, no more bad language!
 * Snowman #1: I'll handle this. (Uses a magic spell to actually freeze Taiku's mouth shut)
 * Taiku: MMPPPHHH! MMMPPPPPPPHHH!! (Twilight laughs at this and Taiku lashes his tail at him, and he then transforms into his human form, thus freeing his mouth)...You snowmen think you would shut me up that easily?
 * Twilight: Oh, I CERTAINLY CAN, BARE-NAKED SKIN!!! (Magically takes away his mouth)...HAH! Try and get out of THAT one, you--(Taiku made his mouth reappear again)...f***!
 * Celestia: I SAID NO FIGHTING OR SWEARING!!!
 * Murray: Yeah, you're starting to make a scene. Let's just find this Good Heart the Wise, and get out of this bulgy-looking world. (They entered a hidden area in the mountains, and the snowmen merged their hands with the snow, and generated a hidden entrance)
 * Snowman #2: Come right in.
 * Dan: (They walked through the cold as they were still shivering)...Can't this place be a little...warmer?
 * Snowman #3: We're snowmen, genius! We'd melt if this was warm. Plus, Good Heart likes it cold. Seems to fit him as a snow wizard.
 * Midnight:...We see....So...where is he?
 * General Häagen-Dazs: We're taking you to him right now. I'm sure he'll be most pleased to see you. (They reached a throne room of cold fire torches, and a large icy throne, and in it stood a sorcerer with white skin and cyan-blue hair and a beard, and wearing a dark-blue snow-themed robe, a turban with a snowflake and a snowy owl feather, and holding an ice-crystal staff) Ah, there you are...Good Heart the Wise...(The wizard quickly agreed with that nickname)...These people are in dire need of your assistance.
 * 'Good Heart': Oh, but of course. My life is but to help those in need....And...well, it seems you all must come from Equestria.
 * Twilight:...How did you know that?
 * 'Good Heart': I've seen Equestrian ponies before...particularly I've known a few Equestrians who visit this world, yet sadly die in the intense weather outside. But never fear, I...Good Heart the Wise...will gladly be of assistance...provided you do me a favor.
 * Twilight: ANYTHING! Just name it--
 * Celestia: Hold on there, Twilight! You know not to rush into thoughtless actions without thinking things through. I'm sensing utter darkness in this person's heart. A darkness that shows that he has done awful things.
 * 'Good Heart': Ah, you're an Alicorn God....and one of the last of their kind. I assure you, you're just sensing that because you're cold from the snowstorm outside. I am but a wise and honorable soul.
 * Celestia: Alicorn Gods DON'T feel cold....They feel chills, sure, but cannot be cold. And my senses don't lie. Who are you?
 * "Good Heart": "Good Heart the Wise, alchourse. The Wizard Master of the world."
 * Taiku: "Well at least tell us what is this place. Your buddies told us this ain't no frozen north from Equestia."
 * 'Good Heart': "Easy. Your, in the North Pole of a world in the DreamWorks Universe. It is however, currently uncharted cause as of this time, DreamWorks has yet to make a movie on this world."
 * Taiku: "...The f***'s a DreamWorks?"
 * 'Good Heart': "(Sigh)..... Your obviously first-time travelers. You see, you people are from the Hasbro Universe. Whatever happened to you lot, lead to you to come to the DreamWorks Universe, in the specific world, in the North Pole."
 * Godfry: "(LAUGHS LIKE A JERK!?) WOW?! THAT STUPID GRIFFIN SENT US HERE INSTEAD OF THE FROZEN NORTH?! What, a jackass!?"
 * Twilight: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BRILLIENT PROFESSOR EAGLE-BEAK YOU UN-FUNNY IMMATURE ABOMINABLE MISTAKE OF NATURE AND THE GREEK BEINGS WHO CREATED THE HYDRA?!"
 * 'Good Heart': "...... I take it you lot are very dysfuntional."
 * General Dazs: "Like a devorced husband and wife's family."
 * Taiku: He was trying to OVERTHROW CELESTIA!!!
 * Twilight: HE WAS TRYING TO HELP!! I mean, unsual belief in an old mare's tale aside, HE WAS TRYING TO HELP?!
 * Celestia: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OUT OF BOTH OF YOU! If we're going to get through this, you MUST refrain from fighting.
 * Taiku: I don't think we can, your highness. We're just not meant to be together! We're polar opposites!
 * Twilight: Yes. Forgive our bluntness, but this guy is nothing but an accusing over-lengthened lizard who knows NOTHING about how to treat a pony's friends right!
 * Taiku: Look who's talking? YOU'RE an accusing princess's girl who knows NOTHING about how to treat other acquaintances of your own mentor right! For all I know, maybe you don't DESERVE to be Celestia's protégé!
 * Twilight:...
 * Celestia: Easy, Taiku, that's going a little too far. She needs this just as much a you do.
 * Taiku: "OH PUT A SOCK IN IT, PRINCESS SUNBUTT?!"
 * Midnight: "YOUNG MASTER TAIKU?!"
 * 'Good Heart': Well, if we're gonna be done being at eachother's throats, then would you kindly assist in my favor?
 * Twilight: If it means I get out of this place, then whatever you want!
 * Celestia: Twilight, I said no rash decisions! I'LL decide what we do.
 * 'Good Heart': You all DO wanna get home, do you? So why not just listen to me?
 * Celestia: If I WANTED you to help us, we would've decided it already. There's CLEARLY something you're not telling us, 'Good Heart'!
 * 'Good Heart': You know, princess, this doesn't seem like a very princessy thing to do, accusing me of something.
 * Celestia: You think I am an idiot?
 * "Good Heart": "Now wait a minute, I didn't call anyone an idiot, I just felt that your not very trusting and-"
 * Celestia: Well, Princesses must do what's right. And their senses DO NOT lie to them! You are NOT to be trusted. Whatever favor you're offering, you might need it for something sinister.
 * Taiku: Your highness, he's offering us a way home!
 * Celestia: I don't care what he says, we're not going to trust him. Whatever trick you're playing, you're not fooling us all. You can NEVER deceive an Alicorn princess. I want the truth right now, or we're not doing ANYTHING!
 * "Good Heart": "Well, frankly, I am hurt and offended! You came into my kingdom looking for help yet you bite the hand that is generiously feeding you! Heaven forbid if you're ever allowed to do diplonicy."
 * Alice: "Celestia, stop being such a twat and stop offending the guy! For all we know, Eagle-Beak could've done something to your senses to keep you from coming back."
 * Taiku: "Either that or she's just being a DAMN FOOL?!"
 * Twilight: "THAT'S IT?! YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT DON'T YOU DARE INSULT CELESTIA LIKE THAT?!"
 * Twilight pulls down an ice sword from the wall!
 * Taiku: "Oh it's gonna be like THAT, huh bitch?!"
 * Taiku brings down another ice sword!
 * Twilight and Taiku charged as they dramaticly began to duel eachother!
 * Snowmen: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, (Repeating the chant)"
 * Celestia: (Sighs) Oh, dear, what am I going to do with these two?
 * Alice: I don't know, they're just being too stubborn to understand the seriousness of this situation. So...if we really AREN'T gonna have this guy help us...then...what do we do?
 * Griffth: Yeah, we didn't come all this way for nothing.
 * Celestia: (Sighs, and magically freezes Taiku and Twilight)...Well, you two, I think we've overstayed our welcome here. We're not going to help this person, and that's final. So we're leaving, with or without him.
 * Twilight: Are you kidding? He's offering us a one-time opportunity here! This is our chance to go home and fix everything.
 * Celestia: We can't just trust unfamiliar strangers, Twilight. You know Cadance has taught you not to talk to them. So, as your mentor, and this counts for you as well, Taiku, I want the both of you to stop making this difficult for me, and leave! I'm sure we can find another way to get back home. So what's it going to be? Would you want to keep your mentor's trust and follow her wishes, or do you dare to go back on your word?
 * Taiku/Twilight:...(Sighs) Fine! (They are both freed)
 * Celestia: Good. Now let's go.
 * 'Good Heart': Just a heads up, you guys, there IS no other way out of here except through me.
 * Celestia:...You think I can't sense lies? We'd rather not indulge in whatever twisted things you want from us. Good day to you, sir! (They left as Twilight and Taiku skeptically looked back)
 * 'Good Heart':...Very well, then. It's your funeral. Don't come crawling back to me when some of you freeze to death. Dazs, open an exit for them.
 * General Dazs: Yes, sir! (His log arms produce snow, and he uses these hands, bonds them with the snow on the wall, and opens an exit for the group to leave through)
 * Ted:...Cold Heart, are you sure they won't be bothersome of our plans for the Guardians?
 * 'Good Heart' (Cold Heart): I assure you, the chances of that are low. The snow storm I've created spans for hundreds of kilometers. They'll be dead before they even know I'm up to something.
 * Taiku: "Oh real NICE ONE, Princess Sunbutt!? You doomed us here!? Now Eagle-Beak is basicly freed to do whatever the fuck he wants now?! Cause we're too busy being in a STRANGE PLANET, cause you disrespected the only guy who can get us out of here!?"
 * Celestia: "There was just something I couldn't trust about Good Heart, if that is even his real name."
 * Taiku: "YET YOU TRUSTED A BITCH LIKE SPARKLE?! YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW YOU AND, AND, YOUR STUPID SUCKY FRIENDSHIP RELIGEN?!"
 * Celestia gasped!
 * Twilight: "...... You, senseless monster?!"
 * Taiku: "STOP CALLING ME THAT!? GOOD HEART WAS LITTERALLY OUR ONLY WAY BACK AND I AM NOT GONNA DROP THE OFFER, CAUSE YOU, YOU DESIDING TO BE AN UNREASONABLE DUMB C***?!"
 * Celestia looked hurt beyond belief.
 * Midnight stared with disgust.
 * Taiku: "..... I NEVER, SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU!? YOU SHOULD'VE LET CLARE AND GARY HAVE THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A SHITTY LITTLE UNICORN?! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A BAD HAPIT OF PICKING SERIOUSLY CRAPPY PERSONAL STUDENTS!? THOUGH FROM A TRUELY CRAPPY GODDESS I CAN EXPECT THAT?! YOU WASTED YOUR TIME WITH SPARKLE?! YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER BROUGHT HER TO MU!?"
 * Celestia: "........ T..... T...... Taiku-"
 * Taiku: "SHUT UP!? JUST, SHUT UP, YOU, YOU, UNREASONABLE IDIOTIC TYRANT?!"
 * Everyone gasped!
 * Twilight: "(Growled angerly to the point her mane and tail turned into flames?!) THAT TEARS IT!? I HAD IT UP TO HERE, WITH YOUR MONSTERIOUS ATTATUDE, YOU MONSTER?! I CAN'T BELIEVE CELESTIA EVEN WANTED ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?! YOUR NOTHING BUT A CRUEL, HEARTLESS, SADISTIC, SHAMELESS BEAST?! SHE NEVER SHOULD'VE CHOOSEN YOU, YOU, YOU, MONSTER?!'
 * Taiku: "LISTEN HERE, YOU WHINEY CRYBABY, I-"
 * Celestia smacked Taiku in the face hard?!
 * Taiku fell down into the snow!
 * Celestia's face was filled with tears and heart-break.
 * Taiku: "...... Celestia, what did ya do that for?"
 * Celestia: "......... Making you my personal student, was the biggest mistake of my life..... So was trying to befriend Twilight to you..... I, never, want to see you again, you, you, you, YOU MONSTER?!"
 * The word "Monster" echos in Taiku's head.
 * Taiku cries and runs away!
 * Twilight: "GOOD RIDDENCE!?"
 * Celestia and Twilight hugged.
 * Celestia: "I'm sorry, Twilight. Bringing you to Magic Universeity was a mistake. Come, let us find some shelter."
 * Celestia, Twilight and Spike and Midnight left, with a shocked and surprised Taiku's gang left behind.
 * Godfry: "....... DRAMA!?"
 * Gwen: "Godfry, not, helping."
 * Edgar:...(Sighs, walks up to Celestia) Your highness, that was absolutely uncalled for! Do you have ANY idea what this is gonna do to him?
 * Celestia: I'm sorry, Edgar, but I will NOT be talked to like that. He greatly promised to drop it and trust me, and then he blows me off. That's intolerable, and it's NOT being a good personal student.
 * Edgar: You know he's under a lot of crap here, Celestia. He's been constantly accused of being a jerk just for doing what he thinks was right. Who WOULDN'T say hurtful stuff like that when exposed to that so much?
 * Molly:...I'm afraid he's right, your highness. I believe you owe him an apology.
 * Celestia: "HE MADE HIMSELF UNWORTHY OF AN APOLOGY?!"
 * Alice: "How could you just say that after all you done for him and what he did in return for you? All because of that, worthless Clare liker?!"
 * Celestia gave a death scare to Alice and forced her to back down!
 * Celestia: "Taiku, is, NOT, worthy, of forgiveness?!"
 * Celestia turned and left with Midnight, Spike and Twilight.
 * The Mythic Gang stayed behind.
 * Alice: "...... You guys have to understand that Celestia is going through alot right now, and, Taiku complaining too much about Twilight came at a bad time.... And me insulting Twilight didn't help. I think it's best we give them some space for awhile, or it just goes into further insults."
 * Russel: "In all fairness, Taiku started it, Celestia OBVIOUSLY finished it like a boss!"
 * Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? She just bashed our best friend! A person whom she rescued from prejudicial bastards!...I'm starting to agree with Taiku, she actually IS what he described her.
 * Alice: Jimmy, don't! I'm sure that Celestia will feel guilty about this and make up in good time. If I know Celestia, she's an honorable princess, and I'm sure even SHE can't shrug that off. Princesses have their flaws, too.
 * Jimmy: Well, I'm sorry, but if she wants Taiku out of her life, then I suppose she doesn't want US to be part of it, either! I say that if she DOES apologize for this, then the first thing we do is to tell the bitch to take a hike!
 * James: Jimmy, Alice is right! Let's not make this worse than it already is. If we just continue with this, it will only get worse.
 * Eddy: Yeah, Celestia would never truly leave Taiku. She cares for him just as much as Twilight. Perhaps she only said that just to force him not to cross her.
 * Jimmy: But he's VERY sensitive about words like that! And the fact that she called her a monster? (Growls) I just wanna SMACK her across her pretty face for talking to OUR friend like that! You mess with him, you mess with us! That Alicorn can go to hell!--(Russel grabs him)
 * Russel: ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, YOU PEPPER-BREATHED LIZARD!!! CELESTIA AND TAIKU ARE NOT BEING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW, AND YOU KNOW IT! WHILE I AGREE GOING TOO FAR CAN SOMETIMES BITE YOU IN THE ASS...ALL too well...THIS IS NO DIFFERENT!! THE BOTH OF THEM WILL MAKE UP SOON, AND WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE! SO IF YOU SAY ANOTHER CROSS WORD ABOUT HER, THEN I'LL FORCE SO MUCH PROPANE UP YOUR THROAT, YOU'LL BE BREATHING FIRE UNCONTROLLABLY FOR A YEAR!!! GOT IT?!?
 * Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, I'LL BEHAVE, PLEASE, JUST DON'T HURT MEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!! (Russel drops him)
 * Alice: "Well what did you expect from Russel? Even dispite his mistakes from that bad influence of a friend he had, Celestia had the heart to forgive her. Alchourse if anyone badmouths her will have to answer to him."
 * Edgar: "Like Alice said. We're all having the worse day of our lives right now. It's best we steer clear of eachother until cooler-heads prevail. I'm sure that, by tomorrow, everyone will make up, and we can continue our journey together WITHOUT anymore hostility."
 * Cold Heart: (Walks down a crystalline hall and enters a dark room)...Well, sir, it would seem something unexpected happened. It seems people from Equestria have been shanghaied here by mistake.
 * ???: (A familiar silhouette was seen in the shadows)...Hmmph!...Equestria! A world I had utterly failed to conquer thousands of years ago! As if that little trick I did with that sun princess's sister wasn't enough! (Black sand morphed all over the dark room)...You know as well as I that this could be a problem, Cold Heart.
 * Cold Heart: Yes, sir, but I'm sure that my snowstorm can take care of them.
 * ???: Do NOT underestimate Equestrians, Cold Heart! They've given the Princesses and their foolish parents the strength to cast me off that world before I could spread my fear-mongering influence across Equestria, and make it a world I always dreamed! Sad that...(Makes a picture of him and King Sombra with his black sand)...SOME sacrifices had to be made.
 * Cold Heart: Yes, sir, but my snowstorm has killed people in under a few hours.
 * ???: Yet, the Princess is a God! Gods are not bound by anything that kills mortals. They are immortal, and cannot die. I knew this when I first arrived on that miserable world of gumdrops and lollipops. I first had to attack the heart of the problem. And I did it, by inspiring fear into the Alicorn family! They learned to respect me, AND fear me! If it wasn't for those Guardians inspiring most of that world's population to inspire bravery into their Princesses again, I would've succeeded. And you know that that Alicorn princess...WAS ONE OF MY ENEMIES!!! And you invited them here! (Grabs Cold Heart with his black sand, and drags him over to his silhouetted face) That's a mistake I had hoped you would avoid, Cold Heart! If they even KNOW that they're in the home of my arch-rivals, then our whole plan will be ruined!
 * Cold Heart: You never told me what she LOOKED like, Pitch! Don't judge me for that!
 * ???: I want no excuses! (Drops Cold Heart) Because I still rely on your storm AND your curse, I must weaken those stragglers myself! Fear is my ultimate weapon! It's what gets so many people to do what I want! And I suppose that I must start...with Celestia's protégés!
 * Cold Heart:...Are you sure it'll work?
 * ???: Indeed. They have barely even heard of me, yet have never met me. Even THEY can't comprehend what I'm capable of. Now, I've got some loose ends to fix thanks to you! (Turns into shadow and disappears)
 * Cold Heart: ".... Good ice of snow, can't that guy handle some honest mistakes? His own fault not giving full detail of what his enemy was, I mean, good grief."
 * Celestia: (They have made shelter in a cave, building a fire)... Alright! Everything's ready for us to survive through the night.
 * Spike:... Celestia, I know you're angry at Taiku for taking his anger too far, but...don't you feel that you hurt his feelings a little too much?
 * Celestia: I'm not proud of the decision either. But I had to tell him upfront that I do not tolerate cross words.
 * Spike: But what about the part where you said you never wanted to see him again? And calling him a monster?
 * Midnight: I must agree. I know Taiku well. And though I am pissed that he insulted you like that, it was only anger talk. He was just upset that he was being shunned for doing the right thing. He tried to warn Twilight about Clare and Gary, and is met with scorn and wild accusations. And it builds up so much, it makes him out of control and say things hurtful and regretful. While I understand that you were not fond of him talking back and breaking his promise like that, did you HAVE to say those harsh things? He cares for you like a mother since you rescued him from those mobs long ago.
 * Celestia:...(Sighs)...Yes, but the same thing happened to me. I was met with scorn and accusations too. I was criticized for my choice in making Twilight a faithful student. And when he went too far, it's understandable that I would, too. It's like the old saying, a heart for a heart. We both said things we'd regret.
 * Spike:...Are you sure Taiku won't take that too hard, your highness?
 * Celestia: I sure hope not. But he'll at least learn not to be too hard on me next time.
 * Twilight: Well, I hope he DOESN'T! He was just stubborn, pig-headed, mean, and absolutely atrocious! Who does he think he is, insulting his own motherly figure AND mentor? I hope we NEVER see him again!
 * Celestia:...Twilight, listen. Taiku is not who you think he is. Do you wanna know why I took him in?
 * Twilight: No, and I don't care! He can rot for all I care.
 * Celestia: Twilight, you need to understand--
 * Twilight: FORGET IT!...(Sighs) Sorry, Princess Celestia. I'm just a little tired right now, and need to get some sleep. I just hope I can actually do it in an environment like this. It's so cold!
 * Midnight:...Well, we still need to make it up to them. If they get lost out here, especially with the growing blinding snowstorm, we'll NEVER find them.
 * Celestia: Don't worry. I can locate him easily. We'll find him. And yes, we will make it up to them in the morning. But right now, we must rest.
 * Spike: Yeah, I'm...(Yawns)...getting a little sleepy. I hope things go bright tomorrow.
 * Twilight: Me, too!
 * Celestia:...I just hope Taiku isn't taking it way too hard...
 * Taiku: (He is still sobbing as his friends comforted him while they were in a cave)
 * Julie: (Curling up to the fire) Oh, thank Poseidon, I can finally get dry from all that horrible wetness outside...AND get warm!
 * Griffth: Well, that's what happens when you wear nothing but a bikini.
 * Taiku:...I can't believe what just happened! *Sniff*...She's the only person I ever looked up to since I was lost to my family.
 * Jimmy: Oh, PLEASE, your parents are just evil world-conquering jackwagons who terrorized several worlds, and accidentally had an affair.
 * Taiku: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SO HORRIBLE!!! (Literally cries frozen tears)... Celestia's a better mother than them! I loved her! She's the one who rescued me from a world of prejudice and suffering! And now...she's gone!
 * Amy: Taiku, it's basically your own fault for provoking her with your hurtful words!
 * Alice: Indeed. You've been doubting her ever since we got here. You and she went through the same crap together. YOU were ridiculed for trying to save Twilight from an evil, while Celestia was ridiculed by you for a choice you felt was ridiculous BECAUSE of his own ridicule. She shunned you, and it lead to you shunning her! You had this coming from the start.
 * Taiku:...Yeah, like THAT makes me feel any better!
 * Dan: Dude, you know Celestia loves you like a daughter. You both said things you didn't mean. You don't think of her as a 'dumb c***', and 'idiotic tyrant', do you? Look me in the eye right now and tell me you're not cruel enough to say such a thing and mean it!
 * Taiku:...(Sobs)...No.
 * Dan: And you KNOW she doesn't want to abandon you, and doesn't think you're a monster, does she?
 * Taiku:...No.
 * Dan: Then you know that by tomorrow she'll come back and apologize, as she should as a respected princess.
 * Alice: So please, wipe away the...literal...frozen tears...and stop worrying. If you know Celestia, then you know she cares about you a LOT! If she didn't, she would've left you to die in the hands of that angry mob in the first place.
 * Taiku:...You're right!...Why am I standing around crying like a big baby? I know Celestia is not that cruel. I'm sure she'll come back feeling guilty.
 * Alice: Good. Now we'd better get some rest. We've got a big day of travelling ahead of us. (They all started to rest)...
 * Louis:...Alice?...Do you really think we'll make it back home?
 * Alice:...Yes, we will, Louis. As long as we have each other's trust, we'll be okay. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Twilight: (She and the others were asleep when the ominous and silhouetted figure from before appeared)...
 * ???: Oh, how cute! The wittle pony is sleeping. No doubt she's from that dreadful Equestria that I tried to take over long ago! Well, let's see how they like it when they feel the fear that they thought they had avoided eons ago! (Pokes her sprinkling golden dream figment and taints it black as he cackles maniacally)
 * Twilight: Your highness, I'm sorry we're stranded here! I-
 * Celestia: SILENCE! My entire kingdom has been put under siege just because you and Taiku couldn't get along! You cost me my kingdom, you cost me the salvation of all the ponies in Equestria! If you two had just gotten along, none of this would've happened!
 * Twilight: But, Princess Celestia-
 * Celestia: You are of no use to me anymore. Maybe you really AREN'T qualified to be my top protégé after all. You are no longer a part of my studies!
 * Twilight: YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE! IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! (Magic auras surround her) Wait, what are you--?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
 * Celestia: You are forever sentenced to banishment at the moon for all eternity for your actions. Be gone!
 * Twilight: NOOOOoooo-- (Teleports away to the moon where she is surrounded by a dark and ominous forest as a dark figure is seen appearing behind her)
 * ???: You got banished, huh? (Twilight looks behind her) Well, you'll make a great addition to my kingdom. (Twilight is shocked to see that the figure is Nightmare Moon cackling maniacally as she turns into magic aura and chases Twilight around)
 * Twilight: NO, NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! SOMEPONY HELP ME, PLEASE!! DON'T LET ME SUFFER!!! AAAHHHH!!! (Gets engulfed by the aura)
 * Twilight: (Wakes up screaming as the ominous figure is nowhere to be seen)...My God! That was the worst nightmare I ever had!... Thank goodness I learned to never take Nightmares seriously and they're nothing but imagination gone bad.
 * The figure stared surprise.
 * ???: "Oh you've GOT to be freaking kidding me. (Sighs) Maybe I'll have a better reaction from the stupid dragon. (Disappears)"
 * ???: (The figure approached the sleeping Taiku in the shadows and starts tainting his dreams as well)...
 * Celestia: YOU THINK I'LL EASILY FORGIVE YOU AFTER THAT?!? YOU THINK I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS?!?
 * Taiku: Yes, you're supposed you! You're a princess! Why are you-
 * Celestia: WHY WOULD I FORGIVE A PERSON WHO CALLED ME AN UNREASONABLE TYRANT?!? When I said I didn't want to see you again, I MEAN I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
 * Taiku:...But, princess-
 * Celestia: Don't ever speak to me again! I'm gonna do something I should've done a long time ago! (Magically surrounds him in a magic aura)
 * Taiku: Wha-what're you doing?
 * Celestia: TAKING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!!
 * Taiku:...You're not seriously going to...NOOO!!!...DON'T DO IT!! PLEASE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (He is teleported away to a familiar area)...No! (He sees some humans who notice him)
 * Human #1: DRAGON!!
 * Human #2: MONSTER!!
 * Human #3: KILL IT! (They bring out their weapons, and chase Taiku down until he is cornered)
 * Human #1: You should NEVER have come back, beast!
 * Taiku: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!
 * Human #2: Why shouldn't we? You don't belong on our land! Kill him!
 * Taiku: NOOOOOOOO--(He is stabbed)
 * Taiku: (Screams awake)...(Softly sheds tears)...I...what if she...(Softly sobs)...
 * ???: (Chuckles) Soon these strangers will learn to never interfere with my plans again! (Disappears)
 * Taiku: "Why me? Why me? All because I wasn't nice to a dickcheese like Gary?! All because I like to welcome people by harmlessly teasing them!? All because I have to be a smug-ass about everything?! If my counsin Baku wasn't an all out doughebag, I'll give him props about being right about non-dragons, but at the same time, I, I like to see the good in people.... Yet I didn't in Twilight because of Gary..... And Russel didn't fucking help by being a bully. She must've ended up thinking we're bullies..... If that's the case, then....... AW, SHIT?! NO WONDER SHE'S TREATING US LIKE CRAP!? SHE THINKS WE'RE BULLIES?! AND RUSSEL DIDN'T FUCKING HELP?! GAD DAMN IT RUSSEL!?" (Slaps him across the face, waking him up)
 * Russel:... OW!!! What the hell was THAT for, Taiku? You know my face is still tender from the wounds that monstrous wyvern wreaked on me!
 * Taiku: IT'S YOUR FAULT TWILIGHT TURNED AGAINST US!! SHE THINKS WE'RE BULLIES BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLYING ACTIONS!! (The others were woken up by the screams)
 * Julie: What...what's going on, Taiku?
 * Taiku: Well, I just realized after a bad dream that RUSSEL here had lead to Twilight shunning me, and therefore starting this whole separation! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!!!
 * Molly: Wait, bad dream? This SERIOUSLY got started because of a bad dream?
 * Claude: Geez, dude, what's up with that? We already agreed that Celestia would forgive you.
 * Taiku: What if she doesn't? What if Twilight made me so mad, that-
 * Russel: "All that for a bad dream? DRAMA QUEEN!?"
 * Taiku: "THAT DOES IT!?"
 * Taiku pounced on Russel and the two began fighting!
 * Taiku: "THAT DREAM IS MY WAKE-UP CALL ON WHAT A TWAT I WAS BEING?!"
 * Russel: GET OFF OF ME, TAIKU!!! IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL!! WILL IT MAKE YOU STOP IF I SAID I WAS SORRY?!? YOU KNOW I'M NOT THAT WORSE A BULLY ANYMORE!!!
 * Taiku: It'll take MORE than an apology to make me forget this!
 * Russel: "Aw come on dude! My skin hasn't been the same since I ended up messing with that Wyvern!"
 * Taiku: THAT'S why this is going to be a worthy punishment!
 * Edgar: OKAY, TAIKU, THAT IS ENOUGH! (Freezes him solid with an icy breath)...
 * Russel:...THANK you!
 * Edgar: Listen, Taiku, I don't know WHAT that bad dream was about, but you can't just go playing the blame game. It's not Russel's fault Twilight is like this...much. (Russel face-palms himself)...But it was ONLY a bad dream. It could never happen in reality.
 * Courtney: Yeah. They're just manifestations of fear dreamed up by your subconscious mind.
 * Molly: Indeed. Judging by what I sense about what had occurred in that dream, that scenario is extremely unlikely.
 * Jess: What sssssscenario?
 * Molly: Can't say this is a right answer, but if I can make at best an extremely good guess, it's where an apology to Celestia tomorrow won't work, and Celestia actually never DID wanna make amends, banished him back to the same place he almost got killed, and left him to die.
 * Godfry: (Breathes through teeth) Ooooh, that explains a lot.
 * Edgar: So please, CHILL the hell out, no pun intended! We're not going to be blaming anyone around here for what had occurred with you and Twilight, but know this, it will all be over and we can continue with our quest together tomorrow. So refraign from hurting and blaming Russel, or I'll have to keep you in that ice block for the rest of the night. Got it?
 * Taiku:...(Muffled) Mmm-hmm!
 * Jimmy: Great, then. (Uses his fire to unfreeze him)
 * Taiku: ".... Still say it was Russel's fault."
 * Godfry: "Oh yeah, no denying that."
 * Russel: "Hey!"
 * (Taiku): "WHOA WHOA WHOA! I don't remember THAT happening!?"
 * (Twilight): ".... Remember when the reality stone used by Sunset saved Gary from living the life by making that we never made the mistake on being so harsh on him? Well.... It lead to some slight altering of our exspeariences in the north pole. Like, Taiku, you figuring out that my bad reaction was because of your attatude."
 * (Taiku): "So.... This will eventally lead to us desiding that Gary is but a pawn of Clare and The Professer, very unlike what originally happened right?"
 * (Twilight): "Pretty much, Spoiler warning."
 * (Godfry): "Was you not reacting so badly to Pitchy's bad dream mojo part of it?"
 * (Twilight): "Nope. I was actselly THAT dense about it at the time."
 * (Starlight): "..... Wow. No offence Sparkle, but I STILL can't believe I actselly lost to you twice."
 * (Icky): "Tecnecally thrice if you include being reasoned out of BEING A CRONOTERRORIST!"
 * (Starlight): "That was more of a truce for both of us being in a fight neither could truely win, and you know it!"
 * (Taiku):...So...this story will be different than what we thought?
 * (Twilight): Pretty much, yes. Though most else remained as it was. Now back to the story.
 * Taiku:...Alright, everyone, let's just forget this whole thing happened for now. We need some rest. I hope Twilight's still willing to listen to reason tomorrow. (They all went back to sleep)
 * (Twilight): And the rest of the night went undisturbed. The next morning, we reunited and made up for our harsh disagreements, and we moved on. We agreed to not get all worked up about 'Good Heart', and figure out another way out of there. Though I was still not that friendly with Taiku. Then things seemed to take a stunning turn at what we found the next morning.
 * Twilight: (The group continued to wander across the arctic as she and Taiku were still heard arguing) What makes you think I'll forgive you for what you said to your own motherly figure, you big dumb jerk?!?
 * Taiku: Listen, Twilight, you're not making this easy on me.
 * Twilight: (Spits at Taiku)
 * Taiku:...YOU'RE REALLY NOT MAKING THIS EASY, YOU DUMB BROAD!!! WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT YOU?!?
 * Twilight: You die.
 * Taiku:...(Growls viciously)
 * Spike: Both of you, let's PLEASE try to get along. We're trying to find a way out of here, and you're not making the situation any easier by fighting.
 * Twilight: Spike, please stay out of this.
 * ???: HEEEEELLLPP!!!
 * Celestia:...Did you hear something?
 * Murray:...Was it me?
 * Celestia: No! It sounded like...someone's in trouble.
 * ???: HELP ME, I'M TRAPPED IN A CAVE, AND I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE COLD MUCH LONGER!!!
 * Celestia:...Oh, no! Someone really IS in trouble! Everyone, search the area for the source of the screaming! (They all did that)...WHOEVER YOU ARE, DON'T WORRY! HELP IS ON THE WAY!!
 * ???:...WHO IS THAT?
 * Celestia: WE'RE LOST AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD OUT?
 * ???: Not long, it's s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so cold in here! I think I'm gonna die if I don't get out of here! (Dog barking was heard)
 * Godfry:...Was that a dog?
 * ???: Yeah, it's my dog, Fluffy! He's trapped with me to! (The barking continues, and Taiku is able to pinpoint the place the sound came from)
 * Taiku:...GUYS, I THINK I FOUND THEM! (The entire group reached a cave blocked with ice and snow)
 * Twilight: We'll get you out of there! What happened?
 * ???: An avalanche! It came out of nowhere! We're trapped! Can't m-m-m-m-make it out! HELP ME!!
 * Taiku: Nothing a little fire can't fix! (Breathes fire on the snow slightly melting it, and it only reveals an icy barrier which is difficult to melt)...AW, COME ON!!! MELT!!! MELT!!!
 * Twilight: Screaming is not going to make it melt any faster, dumbass!
 * Taiku: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, TWILIGHT 'SAGA' SPARKLE!!
 * Twilight: What is that, some kind of nickname? If it is, it's just lame!
 * Taiku: LOOK, WE NEED TO GET THIS GUY OUT, AND YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER!!! THIS ICE IS LIKE A METAL THAT'S HAVING A HARD TIME BEING LIQUIFIED!
 * Twilight: JUST AMPLIFY YOUR FIRE, IDIOT!!
 * Taiku: Look, I may be a magician, but I can't just make my fire stronger!
 * Twilight: Oh, some level 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND magician, you sure are incompetent!
 * Taiku: OKAY, SHUT UP!! SHUT THE F*** UP!!! I'M TRYING TO THINK, AND YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! (Suddenly, digging sounds were heard)...What's that? (The barrier suddenly gives out as a St. Bernard Dog came out of the tunnel barking)
 * Courtney: Awww, how adorable!
 * Celestia: HEY, YOUR DOG DUG A WAY OUT! CAN YOU TRY AND SQUEEZE YOUR WAY OUT?!?...Uh...hello?...
 * Griffth: Oh, no! I think he's giving out!
 * Molly: We'll handle this! (She and Claude flew through the hole)...Uh, guys?...I don't think this is a 'somebody'. I think it's a 'somePONY'!
 * Twilight: What? It's from Equestria?
 * Claude: Yeah, and a young adult one with no cutie mark.
 * Eddy: FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!
 * Claude: Okay, okay, geez! (They pull the pony out of the hole, digging some more for him to fit through, and come out as he's revealed to be an Equestrian pegasus stallion with white-and-blue coloration, and was unconscious, and the dog barks, and pushes on him, and barks rapidly)
 * Dan: Oh, dear, he looks in bad shape.
 * Midnight: (Checks his pulse)... He's still alive! Though we need to find someplace warm before he is truly lost!
 * Godfry: "Well it's a good thing I always bring a portable tanning salon!"
 * Twilight: "Godfry, you do NOT have a portable ta-"
 * Godfry pulls out an entire Tanning Salon from nowhere.
 * Twilight: "........... WHAT THE F***?!"
 * Dan: "Wow, everyone's being a potty mouth here, bro."
 * Twilight: How the hell did you do that?
 * Godfry: (Dubbed as Linkara) It's MAGIC, b****!
 * Twilight:...(Sighs) Of COURSE it is. (They are able to put the stallion in the tanning salon and he slowly recovers)...
 * Stallion:...Uhhgh...what...what? Am I okay? Is Fluffy okay?... Is this heaven?
 * Sid: Dude, if this was heaven, we'd all be wearing halos and have angel wings.
 * Stallion: (The dog (Fluffy) licks him as he laughs)... Thanks for your help, guys. I thought we'd never make it. I... (Sees Princess Celestia, gasps, and then bows)... Your highness Celestia!
 * Celestia:... Uh... Young lad...
 * Stallion: Oh, uh, where are my manners? I'm Blizzardflake, and this is my dog, Fluffy. (Fluffy barks)
 * James: What a common name for a dog... Yet also immapprobeate for a St. Barnard.
 * Stallion (Blizzardflake): Actually, it wasn't originally my dog. I adopted him when his original owner froze to death when falling in icy water.
 * Molly: Aww. Poor thing.... Is he okay to pet?
 * Blizzardflake: It's best if you stayed away from him at your size. He's actually killed rodents and foxes. (Fluffy actually lets her pet him)... Huh?... That's weird.
 * Molly: (Laughs) I guess your dog knows what's a person and what's not. (Scratches him in the chin)
 * Twilight:... Can I ask... What exactly are you doing out of Equestria?
 * Julie: (Still grabbing onto Griffth as a horse form)... You-you-you-you weren't exiled too, were you?
 * Blizzardflake: You guys were EXILED here?... Even you, princess?
 * Celestia: It's a VERY long story.
 * Blizzardflake: Oh, and to answer your question, I've been here for a long time. My parents took me here on a trip when I was a colt. We heard from Celestia that it was a good place to find... Some friends of hers.
 * Everyone: Friends?
 * Celestia: What friends?
 * Blizzardflake: The ones who introduced Christmas and Easter to Equestria, of course.
 * Celestia:... You... You don't mean the Guardians of Childhood, do you?
 * Taiku/Twilight: The Guardians of what now?
 * Blizzardflake:... Yeah. My parents wanted more than anything to meet them personally. But unfortunately, on our trip to the North Pole... We got lost, and my parents froze to death when I was 12. I didn't know what to do. I thought I wasn't going to make it in a place like this. But then... I heard about this resistance. A resistance that is against the awful person responsible for the intense blizzard that killed my parents. I was trying to find this resistance, and I met Fluffy when he was all by himself after his owner's death. We continued our search for the resistance ever since, but the storm is so intense, we can barely see anything. We were at least lucky enough to make it this far. But then this avalanche came, and trapped us in that cave. And... That's when you showed up.
 * Griffth:... You're looking for a resistance who's fighting a wizard?
 * Blizzardflake: Not just any wizard. A wizard named... COLD HEART THE SADISTIC!
 * Taiku: COLD Heart?
 * Twilight:... Do you happen to know a guy named 'Good Heart'?
 * Blizzardflake:...  No such wizard exists here. What did this 'Good Heart' look like?
 * Taiku: Blue skin, sky-blue beard, dark-blue robe, snowflake hat with snowy owl feather, icy crystal staff?
 * Blizzardflake:... YOU ACTUALLY MET COLD HEART?!?
 * Jimmy:... You're telling me that guy who offered to help us get back home was a BAD GUY?!?
 * Blizzardflake: I guess so. Cold Heart matches the description. And it's probably best that you refused his offer, he is as sadistic as the name suggests. This intense snowstorm that's making it difficult to survive in is all his doing. He's caused so many bad things in the past. He is responsible for so many destructive blizzards in this world's past, INCLUDING the 1993 Storm of the Century that killed so many innocent lives.
 * Celestia: I KNEW there was something off about that guy.
 * Taiku: ..... OK, NOW I FEEL REALLY MORONIC THEN I WAS BEFORE?!
 * Twilight: Espeically since YOU didn't believe her!
 * Taiku: HEY, YOU FELL FOR HIS OFFER, DIPSHIT!!! YOU WANTED TO HELP HIM IN A FAVOR THAT WOULD'VE DOOMED THIS PLACE, PERHAPS EVEN EQUESTIA BASED ON WHAT THAT HAGGEN DAZ GUY SAID!?
 * Twilight: Well, excuse me for not seeing that! The guy seemed fine. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER WITH THAT AWFUL COMMENT TO CELESTIA!!
 * Taiku: DROP IT ALREADY!!! GOD, why are you so freakishly annoying?!?
 * Twilight: I don't know, why are YOU so freakishly rude?
 * Taiku: Well, why are YOU so freakishly not willing to listen to reason?
 * Blizzardflake: (The two continued fighting as he, Fluffy, and Celestia watched)... Are they always like that?
 * Celestia: Yeah, they just met, and didn't make a good first impression. Expect them to be arguing all the time.
 * Blizzardflake:... So how did you get exiled, your highness?
 * Celestia: Well, I suppose since you should probably be joining us, we'll have to tell you the whole thing on the way.
 * Russel grab both Twilight and Taiku by the necks.
 * Russel: "ALL RIGHT, YOU HONEY-MOONERS, BREAK IT UP?!"
 * The group began to leave as they were watched by two ice-ifived pony figures.
 * Another humanised iced figure stood as well.
 * ???: "Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Twilight: "It wasn't snowing this much when we came in!"
 * Blizzard: "That's because Cold Heart likes to take breaks with every snow storm he makes. Now, his magic is limitless, but he's still an old guy, and old people need breaks. It's argueably the ONLY good thing about him."
 * Alice: "To be honest through, I kinda don't get why the guy acts like this."
 * Blizzard: "Neither do I! I was hoping I would figure that from the resistence."
 * Dan: "I have a few theories. Maybe he was a victim of a romance turned sour."
 * Blizzard: "I might not be so sure on that."
 * Dan: "Ok, maybe he's a snow god who feels unappresiated and punishes the world for it."
 * Blizzard: "Nah, that sounds too petty for him."
 * Dan: "I got it! Alien, mind-control."
 * Blizzard: "........ Wha......"
 * Gwen: "..... Dan, couldn't you be stupid somewhere else?"
 * Dan: "Not until 4."
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Charming "friends" you have there, Tea-koot."
 * Taiku: "(Mocking laughter), SHUT UP?!"
 * The group unknowingly ventures pass a pile of frozen bones.
 * Taiku: "Look, there's a cave we can use."
 * The group entered a seemingly innosent cave, until when the stormed died down, it was not so innosent as it turned out to be dark and wolf-like.
 * The group settled in.
 * Russel: "Ahh, this is the warmest badassist cave I've been to."
 * Taiku: "Well, I don't know about people like Sprinkles here, but, I think I'll be the bravest guy against Cold Fart! I LAUGH, at the face of danger! (Hearty) HA-HA-HA?! (Laughter was heard) (GIRLY SCREAM?!) (Hides behind Celestia)!"
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Our hero."
 * The group looked concerningly as three fire wolves with simularities with Shenzi Banzai and Ed entered.
 * Female Fire Wolf: "Well, Well, Well, Brimstone, what have we got here?"
 * Male Fire wolf 1 (Brimstone): "Hmm, I don't know, Spicze, uh, what do you think, Firecracker?"
 * Second Male Fire Wolf (Firecracker): "(Laughs like Ed)!"
 * Brimstone: "Yeah, just what I was thinking.... FREE LUNCH?!"
 * Godfry: "Oh, free lunch you say? Well what's the occation?"
 * Gwen: "(Wispers) US STUPID?!"
 * Godfry: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Celestia: "Please, we aplogies for intruding in your home, but we need selther from the storm."
 * Brimstone: "Yeah, you and the last few other suckers that evah graced our stomichs!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * Celestia: "Please, our qurral is not with you. We wish to join the resistence against Cold Heart."
 * Spicze: "Are you nuts!? The guy's the greatest thing to happen to us in relation to food and OUR surviveal!"
 * Brimstone: "Yeah! When it's dinner time, Coldy gives the entries!"
 * Firecracker laughs!
 * Blizzard: "Typical. Amoral Scavingers that benifit from the fallen of a madman's wickedness. I expected no lesser."
 * Brimstone: "Oh everyone's a critic! Or in your case, a FOOD critic!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed again!"
 * Twilight: "OH, MY CELESTIA, YOUR MORALS ARE DEPLORABLE, YOU, SLOBBING, MANGEY, STUPID, POUCHERS?!"
 * They start to sing this familier song.
 * Twilight: "..... Are they, singing?"
 * Taiku: "Oh NOW look what you did, Twilight Saga Sparkle?!"
 * The Gang found themselves surrounded by an army of Fire Wolves.
 * (Shenzi): "Oh WHY AGAIN DOES THERE HAVE TO BE ANOTHER RIP-OFF OF US!?"
 * (Banzai): "YEAH, AND THEY OWE US AND DISNET SERIOUS MONEY, LIKE THOSE RAPTORS AND THE JACKELS FROM THAT SECOND PART OF THE PIRATE AVENTURE FROM SEASON 2!?"
 * (Twilight): Well, there's so many other ripoffs of other characters, and nobody's stopping them.
 * (Shenzi):... Yeah, that's true. I'm sure we'll meet a lot of other ripoffs in the future, so it's best we dropped it already.
 * Brimstone: We're gonna love you tender and raw! (Firecracker cackles wildly)
 * Taiku: Back off! Don't make us use force!
 * Spicze: Force? HAH! I'd love to see you try- (They are all frozen)
 * Edgar:... Don't say we didn't warn you- (The fire wolves' hot temperature immediately melted them free)... AW, COME ON!!!
 * Jimmy: (Breathes fire on them, but it only makes them stronger as they cackled)
 * Brimstone: We're FIRE wolves, dumbass! Fire only makes us stronger! Now we'll kill you twice as hard! (The three cackled)
 * Godfry: I have poisonous breath! I'll use that!
 * Spicze: Honey, we've been around chemical gases all the time during volcanic eruptions. Even acid rain can't harm us.
 * Griffth: Hmm...(Shapeshifts into a large mountain troll, and roars beating his chest like a gorilla)
 * Julie: WHOA, EASY, GRIFFTH, I'LL SLIP AND TOUCH THE WET SNOW!!!
 * Brimstone:...Wait a minute...you're a mermaid that's afraid of water?
 * Julie: Yes, it's terrifying!...(The fire wolves scoffed and laughed)
 * Spicze: A mermaid who's afraid of water! Now I've seen everything! (Firecracker gets an idea, and sets Julie's tail fin on fire)
 * Julie: YAAHH!! MY TAIL!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (The fire wolves laughed as Julie put out the fire in the snow) Ahhhhh!...(Realizes she touched water)...AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF THE SNOW!!! IT'S WET, WET IS BAD!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! (The fire wolves laughed even harder)
 * Griffth: ALRIGHT, THAT TEARS IT!!! (Attacks the fire wolves, but they are too athletic and end up weakening him and he is rendered back to his elf form)
 * Brimstone:...Oh, an elf that can shapeshift, huh?
 * Twilight: Hey, douchebags! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?!?
 * Spicze: "Like, you?"
 * Twilight: "Oops."
 * Twilight quickly teleported away as Spicze almost managed to chomped on Twilight!
 * Twilight reappeared grasping into Celestia's neck for dear life.
 * Taiku laughed!
 * Firecracker bit Taiku's tail!
 * Taiku: "(GIRLY SCREAM!?) MOMMY?! MOMMY?! THE MEAN PUPPY BIT MY TAIL!?"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * Twilight was nearly attempted to laugh as well, but Celestia shook her head no at her.
 * Brimstone: "Now that's what I call, A DINNER AND A SHOW?!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * The Trio Wolf trio and their Fire Wolf pack began to surround the group.
 * Dan: "Dudes, I think we should've took our chances with getting cold!"
 * The Fire Wolf Trio were prepared to pounce, until they hear a familier chant.
 * Voices: "Oh-We-Um, We-Ohhhhhhhhoh. Oh-we-um, We-Ohhhhhhhhhoh."
 * The Fire Wolves gasped in concern!
 * The group look at the Snowmen army returning armed with iceitcle crossbows and ice swords.
 * General Haggen Daz shouted a battle-cry that scared away the Fire Wolves back to where they came from!
 * Twilight: "WE'RE SAVED!?"
 * General Haggen Daz: "No thanks are nessersary, weary travelers. Good Heart has had a change of heart and wants you to come back to his castle. He hopes by saving you from the beastly fire wolves, you would actselly be much more trust-worthy to him."
 * Celestia: "I appresiate the effert, but he wasted his time and it came too late. Blizzard told us everyone what really happened."
 * General Haggen Daz: "Wow, your gonna take the words of a criminal seriously? This is the guy that murdered his own parents and that poor dog's owner so he can terrorised the people of this kingdom."
 * Godfry: "(Gasp), AND I GAVE HIM MY PORTABLE TANNING SALON!?"
 * Twilight: "AND WE SAVED YOU FROM AN ANVALENCE!?"
 * Blizzard: "WHAT!? Celestia, surely you know that fat tub of snow is lying and-"
 * But to Celestia, Haggen Daz was given a truth jinx to trick Celestia into making the same mistake.
 * Celestia: "..... You, lied to us!"
 * Bliizard: "..... WHAT?!"
 * The Snowmen grabbed and chained up Blizzard and Fluffy!
 * General Haggen Daz: "Blizzard, you are here by sentenced to death for crimes against Good Heart and assusiating with the treacherious and deludional Fire Wolves. It will come by dawn."
 * The Snowmen dragged the screaming Blizzard away!
 * General Haggen Daz: "Oh, and uh, as to why you sense that "Dark Stuff", you see, Good Heart has the misfortune of being cursed by a periment false darkness and false lying Jinx by unrelated forces. Poor Good Heart still struggles with getting rid of it."
 * Everyone stares disappointedly and angerly to Celestia.
 * Alice: "..... I, can't believe, you insulted our only way to get home!?"
 * Celestia: "Everyone please, how was I suppose to know about this?! I had the misfortune to be fooled by Jinxes before!? I'm not perfect?!"
 * Godfry: "BUT ISN'T THAT THE BASIC IDEA FOR A GOD!? TO BE PERFECT!?"
 * Celestia: Yes, but jinxes are not easy things to detect, even for me!
 * Taiku:... I... I thought I could trust you!
 * Celestia: Look, everyone, I'm sorry-
 * Russel: NO, YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU NEGLECTED A GUY WHO SUFFERS A PERMANENT JINX, AND TRICKED US INTO ASSISTING A MURDERER!!!
 * Celestia: I didn't know! You have to believe me, I can't detect jinxes!
 * Jimmy: YET YOU NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO DO SO?!? Some princess you are!
 * Midnight: Everyone, don't you DARE insult Celestia like that! So what if that guy has a jinx? She's not perfect. Nobody is. Not even Gods. Please, don't make this another separation, because we've had enough of those already.
 * Godfry: YOU'RE TAKING HER SIDE?!?
 * Jimmy: Don't listen to her, she's only defending that jerkoff tyrant just because it's what her cutie mark says she had to- (Midnight Fate grabs him by the neck) AAAHHHKKK!!!
 * Midnight Fate:... Don't... EVER... Insult the princess, you pretendious lizard! We need her to survive this place!
 * Dan: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? She'll only make more mistakes than ever!
 * Griffth: And here, I thought she was supposed to be a PERFECT ruler! I guess we were wrong!
 * Midnight Fate:... I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING FROM ALL OF YOU!!! YOU ARE DESPICABLE MONSTERS FOR TURNING AGAINST THE PRINCESS!! MAYBE TWILIGHT WAS RIGHT, PERHAPS YOU REALLY ARE BULLIES!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE PART OF MAGIC UNIVERSITY!!! HELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE MAGIC!!! FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I HOPE YOU ALL DROP DEAD IN THIS BLIZZARD!!!
 * Celestia: Midnight, please, you're going a little too far! I'm sorry this had to happen. But jinxes are not an easy thing to overlook.
 * Jimmy: That's no excuse! You're an awful princess! I can't believe we once looked up to you!
 * Celestia: OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH OUT OF ALL OF YOU!!! I may not be perfect, but you're going to need me to get out of here. I am an excellent guide!
 * Taiku: I say we do what we SHOULD'VE done! Go back to Good Heart's hideout, and accept his deal with NO objections! And just to make sure this situation NEVER happens again, let's NEVER listen to ANYTHING the princess says AGAIN until the job is done! All in favor, say aye!
 * Everyone except Celestia: AYE!!
 * Taiku:... So, PRINCESS, are you going to tell them no?
 * Celestia:... (Sighs) I will no longer object to your desidions.... Eagle-Beak was right. I no longer deserve to be ruler. (They all left while some silhouetted figures watched them and rushed off)
 * (Lord Shen): SERIOUSLY?!? This jinx crap again? I'm starting to think that's a new excuse the producer made to get out of Celestia's lie-and-truth senses!
 * (Icky): Well you have to admire that the Producer's making an attempt to avoid villains being anti-climaticly defeated as easily as that. I suppose, ever since we busted Eureka, soon EVERYBODY's gonna use the truth jinx as an excuse to avoid punishment.
 * (Sparx): You know, I think the princesses needs to start a plan to make sure bastards don't use that cheap trick as an excuse to avoid the punishments they deserve. If they don't, then there's going to be some serious bulls*** going down!
 * (Twilight): "Learning how to detect jinxes is NOT an easy thing to do, even for Celestia."
 * (Lord Shen): "I understand that, but like Jimmy said, it shouldn't hurt to at least attempt to make the effert to fix that flaw in her lie and truth senses."
 * (Jimmy): "Hey don't take the me in the story TOO seriously, I only said that because I was almost Wolf chow! When you almost became lunch, you tend to be angry about it!"
 * (Lord Shen): "But you otherwise agree that Celestia can't afford to let this flaw go un-noticed."
 * (Jimmy): "Well, yeah, but that's not to say I don't agree about it not being easy and-"
 * (Godfry): "Well even then, where is Celestia suppose to find a Jinx Detection Teacher for a sun god?"
 * (Twilight): That might not be nessersary. Remember Mystery Hex? She helped remove Ahuizotl's truth jinx. Trust me, after Eureka was caught lying to the Princess, she's actually been thinking of starting an act to look for those who can detect and remove jinxes to join in the Royal Guard and any other Equestrian police force, that way anyone who even MENTIONS truth/lie jinxes will be given an interrogation by jinx masters.
 * (Icky): Perfect! You'll have your own versions of lie detectors. And it certainly brings a whole new meaning to the right to remain silent. (Chuckles)
 * (Twilight): Anyway, as soon as we were fooled by General Dazs' truth jinx, we advanced right back to where we met Cold Heart so we can get returning home done with. But little did we know that we were being watched by some... Unexpected faces.
 * Cold Heart: So, you decided to return and accept my deal, did you?
 * Taiku: We're sorry, Good Heart. It's just that this princess foolishly let herself fall for your jinx problem, and promised to never object with this. So... You'll help us get back home?
 * Cold Heart: And in return, you must do something for me.
 * Twilight: Just name it!
 * Cold Heart: ".... You must, create a portal big enough to send an entire army to be able to travel across the cosmos."
 * Twilight: "Ok. Sounds easy enough. Why though?"
 * Cold Heart: "Well, I suspected you people weren't banished here without a reason, yes?"
 * Taiku: "Well, we kinda got sent here by Magic Universeity's asshole professor named Eagle-Beak, because he CLAIMS he wants to protect Equestia from a perpetual night doomsday caused by an old Equestia Myth. But if you ask me, his way of doing by usurping a once awesome princess to turn a peaceful land into a war nation is a pretty retarded way to do to."
 * Cold Heart: "Alchourse. The Typical Usurper scenario. Like I haven't exspearienced THAT already. Tell you what: Create this great portal, and my forces will help you punish this Eagle-Beak for his transgressions."
 * Taiku: "All right, NOW we're getting somewhere! Ok, purple jackass, do what your still amaturish magic can do."
 * Twilight: "(Grumbles) I'll show you amaturish. (Casted the Spell and opens a great Portal to Equestia, already suffering the full force of Eagle-Beak's uprising.)"
 * Cold Heart: ("Finally. Now I will no longer have to deal with that annoying black sandy emo and his stupidity.") Well done. Now, my Snowmen, today, marks an historic event. Today, Eagle-Beak, shall feel the full frontal assult of ice! Armies, march, forword?!"
 * (Icky): "Wait, wasn't there one episode of the Cronicles where it showed that Celly can read minds?"
 * (Twilight): "As of Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius, yes. However, Cold Heart was smart enough to give himself a mind-block, so Celestia didn't heard it."
 * (Trixie): "Then HOW THE BUCK did Equestia avoided a Snowman invadion?!"
 * (Twilight): Because we were thankfully stopped.
 * (Shrek): By who?
 * ???: STOP RIGHT THERE, COLD HEART!
 * Suddenly a snowball hits Twilight in the back of the head, wrecking her consintraction and causing the Portal to close.
 * Cold Heart:  NO!!!  THE PORTAL!? OK, WHO DID THAT?! (Suddenly, some massive forces stormed the throne room, and attacked the snowman forces)... WHAT THE NAME OF THE SNOW LORDS?!?
 * Courtney: WHOA!!
 * Jimmy: WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!?
 * ???: (An unknown reindeer-like silhouette with a missing antler grabbed General Dazs) WHERE'S THE STALLION?!?
 * General Dazs: What stallion? (The figure lit a match, scaring Dazs)
 * ???: TELL ME WHERE THE DAMN STALLION IS!!!
 * General Dazs: OKAY, OKAY, HE'S IN THE ICE DUNGEON AWAITING EXECUTION!!! (The figure blew out the match, and signals the troops to beat him down into mush)
 * Taiku: WHOA, EXCUSE ME!! Who are you- (He is smacked across the face with the figure's antler) OW!
 * ???: YOU DON'T GET TO ASK QUESTIONS AFTER HOW YOU LET AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER FACE DEATH!!
 * Twilight: INNOCENT, what're you talking about- (The figure smacks her as well) OW!
 * ???: I SAID NO QUESTIONS!!! I hope you're happy that you almost had him AND your homes put in SERIOUS PERIL had we not showed up! ESCORT THESE PEOPLE OUT OF THE HIDEOUT!
 * Cold Heart: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW DID YOU ENTER MY LAIR?!? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ACCESSIBLE ONLY THROUGH SNOWMAN ASSISTANCE!
 * ???: You don't think we can't force a snowman to get us in here, Cold Heart? I'm sure these gullible fools will be GLAD to know that you almost got them off your master's back! Well, not THIS time!
 * Cold Heart: You insolent FOOL! I'll cut that other antler CLEAN OFF YOUR HEAD!! GUARDS, SEIZE HIM! (The guards were all in snowy mush)...(Sighs, and magically restores them as they fight off the forces, and the group is successfully lead out of the hideout) NOOOO!!!
 * Cold Heart: "GODDAMN IT?! RECAPTURE THAT UNICORN!?"
 * Blizzard sat bitterly and alone with Fluffy, as he was unknowingly watched in the shadows by the same three iceifived figures.
 * Blizzard: "That Cold Heart's trickier then I thought. He must've gave that fat tub of snow-lard some kind of jinx to trick even Celestia that I was a murderor! We were way over our heads. If even Celestia can be easily tricked, then who can stop him? I have less faith in this resistence now. I don't blame Celestia and those others for this.... I blame myself for having too much hope to beat Cold Heart. I should've warn them that he's prone to these sort've things." (Fluffy whines)... (Sighs) I guess this is the end, Fluffy.... I really will miss you. (Suddenly, the unknown figures burst into the ice dungeon, and took down all the snowman guards, and freed the two) YAAAHHH!!
 * Reindeer Figure: (Appears to Blizzard, and he is finally revealed to be an ordinary reindeer with a scarred eye and an eyepatch, and is missing an antler) Do not worry, innocent stranger. You are now under the protection of the people you were looking for.
 * Blizzard:...You're the resistance?
 * Reindeer: Yes, and we've been hoping to rescue lost souls like you and free them from the winter depression that Cold Heart wreaked on you. So come with me if you want to live!
 * Blizzard:... WE'RE GONNA LIVE! (Fluffy barks, and the two follow the reindeer and the forces as they protected them from the snowmen that attacked)
 * General Dazs: (Comes out and blows an icy breath at the fighters as they took cover just in time)
 * Reindeer: You won't stop me THAT easily, Dazs! This stallion is now under OUR protection starting now! (Fluffy barks)... (Sighs) And his dog, too. (The ice figures watched as the resistance fighters defeated and turned Dazs into mush again, and they forced a snowman troop to open an exit for them to exit through)
 * ???: Ugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhh!!
 * The Main group are being forcefully excourted by the resistence!
 * Taiku: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!?"
 * Resistence guy 1: "Wow, CH got them good."
 * Resistence guy 2: "Trust me folks! You'll thank us for this!" (They forced snowmen to open an exit for them as they escaped, and mushed the snowmen on the way out)

Chapter 3: Resistance Against Cold Heart/The Curse on Santa's Workshop
Later... Elsewhere... Later. Elsewhere. They start to sing this, then eventally, Godfry joined in to stop it, or at least try.
 * Several Snowmen stood in the way of the enterence ready to fight.
 * Snowman captain: "Let nothing get past you!"
 * Snowmen: YES, SIR! (They got into guard positions preparing for the heroes to appear, and they eventually do, and they fight them, and they quickly lose)...
 * Snowman Captain:... WHAT AM I PAYING YOU FOR?!?
 * Snowman #1: You don't pay us at all. We're just snowmen who have no need for sustenance.
 * Snowman Captain: Okay, whatever, just notify the backup barricade troops!
 * Snowman #1: Yes, sir! (Gets out a walkie-talkie made out of snow) Our entrance barricade has failed! We CAN'T allow them to escape!
 * The Area that was between the wilderness and Cold Heart's kingdom has been blocked by an epic fortress of metal.
 * Snowman Commader: "..... Groovy. I like to see those resisters resist THIS!? READY THE SNOW CANNONS!?"
 * Cannons pop up everywhere!
 * Snowman Commander: Come on, you little brats! Do your worst! (The resistance fighters arrived and they immediately fired their snow cannons, and the resistance fighters were able to make it to the wall and battle against the guards) AW COME ON, NOT EVEN A SINGLE ONE!?
 * Taiku: WHY HAS THIS SUDDENLY TURNED INTO A BATTLEFIELD?!?
 * Reindeer: We're a resistance! This is what we do! Now shut up and don't move, and we'll protect you!
 * Celestia: (Looks at Blizzardflake and he smiles nervously)...Blizzard...is THIS the resistance you were referring to?
 * Blizzard: Yes. In fact, a friend of mine works for them and tried to escort me there until we were separated by Cold Heart's blizzard.
 * Celestia:...But...why did I sense nothing but truths when Dazs-
 * Blizzard: It was a truth jinx. Cold Heart gave one to him to make his lies look like truths to you, and claimed that Cold Heart had a permanent jinx just as a quick way to get you to accept his offer.
 * Taiku:...OH, GREAT, NOW WE FEEL DOUBLY-STUPID!!!
 * Celestia: Like I said, jinxes are difficult to detect....(Looks at Blizzard) I'm sorry for everything, Blizzard.
 * Blizzard: It's okay. Cold Heart was just a clever trickster. I'm sure the Resistance Leader isn't willing to look past such a mistake, though. My friend says he's a no-nonsense fighter with a brooding determined heart, and despises tricks that lead to death because it's what got many of their members killed. It's one of the reasons that make Cold Heart so terrible. Had you been allowed to fill that favor for him, he would've been a far worse threat to your home than Eagle-Beak, and would've wreaked bone-chilling cold far worse than what the Windigoes have done in the past. (Fluffy barks)
 * James: So where are we going?
 * Blizzard: They're taking us to their base of operations.
 * Celestia:... I'm curious, why didn't the Guardians of Childhood stop Cold Heart?
 * Blizzard: Oh, Cold Heart's hideout is only accessible by a being of pure snow like the snowmen, or a wizard with the power to manipulate it like Cold Heart. Even the Guardians have had a difficult time looking for him.
 * Twilight:...Your highness, may I ask...who are the Guardians of Childhood?
 * Celestia: I'll explain it to you later.
 * Snowman Commander: "Them varmits are never getting out as long as our ice gate stands firm and strong!"
 * Courtney: (Some resistance fighters hold her up) YAAH!! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A BATTERING RAM?!?
 * Resistance Fighter #1: INCOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!! (Ram Courtney into the wall as it creates a huge hole)
 * Snowman Commander:...Oh, F*** ME! DON'T LET THEM GET THROUGH THAT HOLE!! (Several snowmen blocked their way, but were quickly trampled and turned into mush by the wave of rebellions and the group as they burst their way through, and the last one raspberries at them and smacks his butt as they left)...F*****************************************!!! F***, F***, F*********!!! THIS WALL WAS THE MOST POWERFUL IN COLD HEART'S DISPOSAL!! HOW CAN A SIMPLE GIANT BUST A HOLE THROUGH?!?
 * Snowman #1: I TOLD you we should've went for titanium. I told you platinum was a bad choice, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(The snowman commander punched him into mush)
 * General Haggen Daz: "COMMANDER TOOTIE FRUITIE AND CAPTAIN ROCKY ROAD, YOUR THE MOST EMBARRISING FAILURES IN STOPPING THEM ESCAPING?! COLD HEART IS FURIOUS NOW!?"
 * The Snowman Captain: "Sorry sir."
 * The Snowman Commander: "Sorry pops."
 * General Haggen Daz: "..... (Sighs)....... HOW THE FUCK DID THOSE RESISTERS GET IN HERE ANYWAY!?"
 * Ted: "..... (Quietly) Oh no."
 * General Haggen Daz looks at Ted.
 * General Haggen Daz: "Nefpew Ted....... WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER STEWART!?"
 * Ted: "...... He, went on a patrol prior to the mission to bring the outsiders back to the castle. The, resistence must've ambushed him and forced him to-"
 * General Haggen Daz: "I already have a good idea what happen, spare me THAT little detail!? Go find your brother, or what's likely left of him, AND BRING HIS SORRY SNOWY ASS BACK HERE?!"
 * Ted: "Yes Uncle Daz."
 * Another Snowman was seen tied to a tree with a Bag over his head, as he was seen panicing as an open flame was planted almost close to him.
 * Ted and some Snowmen arrived.
 * Ted: ".... Oh no. Stewart!"
 * The tied Snowman (Stewart): "(Sounding like Iago) Ted?! TED!? IS THAT YOU!? GET ME OUT OF HERE!? THE RESISTERS WANT TO KILL ME!?"
 * Ted: "It's ok bro, they long left you here... And in appearent disreguard to fire safety, they left the fire running. That can EASILY risk a forest fire, even in the North Pole. (Sighs), One of you guys, put that damn fire out."
 * Stewart: Uh, they wouldn't do that. Someone is patrolling. (Whistling was heard) AH! He's coming back! (The snowmen hid in the snow as a dwarf with brown armor, blue clothes, and a large battle-axe appeared)
 * Dwarf:...(Stretches with his battle axe against his shoulder) EE-YAAHHH!...The cold can make you stiff, says I! Well, I see you're still a-tied, Stewart! Your kind have lost again, and our forces have rescued those heroes before they can make a mistake.
 * Stewart:...Well...crap!
 * Dwarf:...Hmm...something doesn't seem right here. Is there more snowmen here, Stewart?
 * Stewart: Uh... No?
 * Dwarf:... You think I can't tell when yer' lying, ya' big snowball? I can feel your fear! (Takes the fire) COME OUT WHEREVER YOU'RE HIDING, YA BIG SNOW-BLOBS OF HAGUS, OR YER' FRIEND HERE GETS IT!!... Alrighty, then! (Prepares to melt Stewart)
 * Ted: WAIT! (They got out of cover) DON'T hurt him!
 * Dwarf:... That's what I thought! (Blows horn, and the snowmen are trapped in a giant snowball)
 * Stewart: NO! LEAVE THEM ALONE!
 * Dwarf: YOU WILL NOT SPEAK FOLLOWING YOUR CUSTODY, SNOWMAN! You all will go before Duke himself for your crimes against MY FRIEND!! Plus, trying to execute his own dog? I suppose we'll have to add animal cruelty to the charges. Duke is NOT going to be pleased! You know what happens to snowmen who aid in a trickery crime!
 * (Icky): Wow, even for the standerds of an extreme resistance, they sure sound mean.
 * (Twilight): The whole resistance got mean after so many deaths Cold Heart had caused. And Duke the Caribou, MAN, was he not pleased when the snowmen were brought to him.
 * Duke (Caribou Resistance Leader): Well, you three, I must say, your actions in assisting in yet another trickery crime are absolutely intolerable. You know the punishment to those who are caught aiding in a trickery attempt.
 * Stewart: Please, don't throw us in the lava pits! We were only following our orders!
 * Twilight: (The heroes were seen being watched by resistance fighters)... Okay, am I the only one who feels this is a bit too rough?
 * Resistance Fighter #1: You were not permitted to speak!
 * Jimmy: Hey, pal, what happened to freedom of speech? (The resistance fighter slapped him across the face) AOOOW!!
 * Resistance Fighter #1: We will NOT tolerate back-talk! We have weapons, and we WILL use them. Now stay shut! We've done this for your own good, and for the good of your own homes!
 * Godfry: "I don't think these resistence guys are the better of two evils here."
 * Godfry got slapped in the face!
 * Godfry: "OH!? Fresh!?"
 * Blizzard: ".... These people are NOT the heroes I thought they were."
 * Taiku: "Well even though your no longer a murderor, now we're ticked at you for trying to lead us to a gang of EVER WORSE psycos?! Maybe Cold Heart's not exactly the piniticle of saint hood, but, my god, these guys aren't a resistence, THEY'RE TERRORISTS?!"
 * Duke growled at Taiku, looking at him, then proceed to leap up in the air!
 * Taiku: "WHAT THE-"
 * Duke began doing 7 fast triple flips then points his one horn at him speeding torwords him like a Harpoon!
 * Taiku freaks out and imagines Duke like a spear coming torwords him?!
 * Taiku quickly dodged out of the way as Duke slams into the floor! Unfazed and undamaged, surprisingly, he gets up and stares back at Taiku!
 * Taiku: "OK, DUDE?! THE FUCK'S YOUR PROBLEM!?"
 * Duke jumped and flipped torwords Taiku and pounced on him!
 * Duke: "MY PROBLEM?! DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MESS COLD HEART IS MAKING FOR YEARS ON END!?"
 * Taiku: "TECNECALLY NO CAUSE THIS IS REALITIVELY THE FIRST TIME HE WAS INTRODUSED TO US?! Ok, I get Cold-Heart is a REAL piece of work, but his henchmen? Outside of actselly listening to the guy, they don't look like straight-forword evil henchmen. They're at best average looking joes as far as snowmen are concerned. They look guys I can have a friendly conversation with! Has it ever accured to you that maybe these dudes were enslaved by Coldy?"
 * Duke: "FAT CHANCE?! Cold Heart created those soulless abominations?!"
 * Taiku: "But, yet, they don't LOOK evil! They look as if they were created back when Coldy ACTSELLY was a decent guy, but OBVIOUSLY something went to crap with his life, and here we are even having this conversation?!"
 * Duke: "THEY'RE COLD BLOODED KILLERS?!"
 * The Snowmen were seen crying like babies!
 * Taiku: "..... (Sarcastly) Oh my goodness, I see what you mean! Look how menacing their (seriosuly) CRYING FOR MERCY IS?! If anyone's thirsty of blood here, it's you, Bambi?!"
 * Duke growled as he was gonna used his horn to stab Taiku!
 * ???: "FATHER!?"
 * Duke squealed like a girl and bumbled off of Taiku!
 * A thin, Young, Beautiful and strangely colored Caribou female was seen standing on a high ledge. She jumped from the ledged and elegently and actrobaticly preformed athlectic fleets before landing with a triple sumersult and stand with elegence and grace.
 * Godfry dropped his jaw as his eyes turned into hearts!
 * Dan, Russel, Edgar and Jimmy did the same!
 * Murry: "ADUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHUHUHUHUHUHUH?!"
 * Blizzard: "...... Whoaaaaa."
 * Duke: "Uh, (Laughs), Hi Carrie, my dear."
 * Carrie: "Father, how many times do I have to say, WE'RE A RESISTENCE?! We do NOT exicute followers of Cold Heart!? Espeically not if they're crying like children!?"
 * The Snowmen still cried!?
 * Stewart: "MOMMY!? (CRIES)!?"
 * Carrie: "Doing things like that is gonna make us look like WAR CRIMINALS to the eyes of the Snowmen people, and only serve to make them WANT to serve Cold Heart out of fear of US!? Cold-Heart is our true enemy father, the snowmen are at best unfortunate beings caught in the middle of it."
 * Duke: "I-i-i-i-i-i-i-I know, but, they almost tricked those idiotic outsiders to-"
 * Carrie: "THEY were just following orders and being good soldiers. YOU, have no RIGHT to punish them for just being obedient to any cause, wrong or not. You commited WAY too many Geneva convention violations!"
 * Duke: "BB-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT WE CAN'T JUST LET THEM GO?!"
 * Carrie: "Well we can't keep them here. (Eyes glow and frees the Snowmen) You are free to leave."
 * Stewart: "Tt-t-t-t-t--t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you, (sniffles), kind lady!"
 * The Snowmen ran off crying!?
 * Duke: "OH WHY DID YA HAD TO GO AND DO THAT, NOW THEY'LL REVEIL OUR LOCATION!?"
 * Carrie: "Cold Heart is all knowing, father. He would've figured it out anyway. This way, at least they won't send a rescue party that'll DESISTATE HALF OF OUR FORCES LIKE LAST TIME?! Honestly, your more a threat to our forces then Cold Heart actselly is, and HE'S SUPPOSE TO BE THE BAD GUY HERE?! Being a war criminal is not gonna make your parents death not being done in vain!? If anything, they're rolling in their graves now?! Now KINDLY leave the poor dragon alone and take our forces to our main base PRONTO?!"
 * Duke: "(Nerviously) Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes Carrie, my sweet! (Nervious laughter as he the other resisters run off)!"
 * Carrie sighed disappointedly then clears her throat.
 * Carrie then looked at the group with an apologentic face.
 * Carrie: "I am SO sorry about my father's rash behavior. This is why I'M the real leader of the resistence. We use my father as a figure-head to lure in new members."
 * James: "Why, do you look like that?"
 * Carrie: "Oh, this? When I was young, I met a magical Dwarf, and he blessed me with the ability to do incredable magic, without having hands or unicorn horns. The side-effects was.... This appearence, but it's nothing serious."
 * Sid: "Oh, then maybe you can get us home."
 * Carrie: "I would, but.... I would rather if you people help us first. Even with my CRAZY father and our best Dwarf, we can't handle Cold-Heart alone forever, and if I sent you back now, Cold Heart will attempt to take you back here, or even interupt my portal to end up going back to HIS lair. Trust me, if you want to go home, you have to deal with an obsicle first."
 * Taiku: "Look, I'm for punishing psyco wizards, but we have OUR OWN psyco wizard problem as it is! Eagle-Beak is gonna turn Equestia into a war nation of corrupted students and candy monsters by the time we're done?!"
 * Carrie: "Wait, Candy Monsters?"
 * Taiku: ".... He meant to have a WAY better army, then we sort've prematurely exposed him and.... That's how we're here, so cause of it, Eagle-Beak was forced to compromise."
 * Sid: "And the darnest thing is, he meant to send us to the Frozen North, yet we're here! Either Eagle-Beak's losing his touch, or someone WANTED us here and interupted Eagle-Butt!"
 * Carrie gave an inquizitive face and compinlate on it being Cold-Heart's doing.
 * Celestia: "Reguardless, it is far from our concerns. I believe we would not be much help for Equestia if we keep get taken back here by Cold Heart. We'd be wise if we hand him first and fore-most."
 * Carrie: "Good. I need to take you all to the Guardians stationed in North's workshop.... Be warned though, it seen WAY better days."
 * Taiku: "..... Well, it can't be as bad as how my life went."
 * Twilight: "YOUR life?! I wasn't exactly misfortunate myself?!"
 * Taiku: "Oh sure, like having a great life and family is SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAGIC?! I almost want to tell you how bad I GOT IT!?"

Cold Heart's castle. He starts to sing this with back-up singing Ice Goblins dressed as Jazz Musitions. The lyrics change from "Crooked Man" to "Ice Forzen Man".
 * Just as they sang "SENT ME AWAY", Godfty smacked both of their butts with his tail!
 * Twilight: "AHHH?!"
 * Taiku: "YOW?!"
 * Godfry: "OK, ENOUGH OF IS ENOUGH?! I'm gonna have to send you all into my bag of woopie cussins until you at least COOL IT?!"
 * Godfry grabbed the two with his tail and stuffed Taiku and Twilight in to a big bag with Pan-Dimentional powers?!
 * Twilight and Taiku crashed into a bunch of Woopie Cussins. They continued their song for a bit until one of them caused a Woopie to fart.
 * Taiku: "Oops. Well, better out then in, I always say. (Chuckles nerviously)."
 * Twilight sat on a Woopie cussin and joined in.
 * The two began to sat on Woopie Cussins and also encoutered "Burpie cussins" as the two began to laugh!
 * (Starlight): "MY GOD THIS IS DISGUSTING!?"
 * (Icky): "Hey just be glad it's not with their ACTUAL farts and burps, Stary, now THAT would've been disgusting."
 * Godfry got them out as Twilight and Taiku have seemingy cooled down and hugged each-other.
 * Godfry: "Nothing brings people close togather then Woopie and Burpie Cussins."
 * Eddy: "WHY even have a pan-dimentional bag full of childish pranks?"
 * Godfry: "Class clown. Nuff said."
 * Twilight: "There's STILL alot of things I don't agree with you Taiku, but... I'm not gonna be the complainer here."
 * Taiku: "Yeah, well, in light of our situation, I'll give you a break. BUT, I am still not gonna FULLY befriend ya until I am 100% convinced. You at least got me around.... 40%."
 * Carrie: "AHEM! I'm sorry for interupting a personal moment, but we need to get to the Guardians."
 * Celestia: "Oh, sorry. Lead the way."
 * the group leaves as the iceifived figures watched and groan.
 * The Figure's voice: "YOU CLUMZY OAF?! NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH THEM CAUSE OF YOUR INCOMPIDENCE!? NOW YOU HAVE TO GO AFTER THEM WITH ME AT ONCE, COLD-HEART?! NOW?!"
 * Cold-Heart was thrown out of a room as he fell down the stairs screaming and exclaiming in pain!
 * Cold Heart fell face first into the floor!
 * Cold Heart: "OHHHH!? How DARE he call me out on things?! Nothing's the matter with me! I'm not the problem. I'm NEVER, the problem. It's nimrods like HIM who's the problem!"

Elsewhere. Stewart began to sing this as he was unknowingly stalked by the Fire Wolves, and as he finished his song in a climax, the Fire Wolves finally got close enough to him.
 * Stewart, Ted, and the other snowmen came in crying!
 * Ted: "COLD HEART?! IT WAS AWFUL!?"
 * Cold Heart: "Let me guess. Duke tried to exicute you twats again?"
 * The Snow men cried.
 * Cold Heart: "(Groans), And yet, that maniac CALLS ME the monster!? So, I expected as such that the whole reason I lost my chance to do what I truely long plan to do was because of YOU Stewart!?"
 * Stewart: "(Gulp).... It, was an accsident?"
 * Cold Heart: "..... AN ACCSIDENT THAT LEFT MY TROOPS INJURED AND MYSELF EMBARRISED!?"
 * Stewart: Sir, they FORCED me to do it! They tried to kill me!
 * Cold Heart: You're a SNOWMAN, idiot! As in a man MADE OF PURE SNOW!! You can be resurrected...Unless you are cast in the Resistances' lava pits, in which case, your soul would be lost forever. But in a case like bribery, YOU CAN'T DIE!!!
 * Stewart: I'm only new to this cause, sir! How was I supposed to know that?
 * Cold Heart: Oh, I don't know, HOW ABOUT ASKING?!?
 * Stewart: Sir, please, give me another chance!
 * Cold Heart: I've been giving you nothing BUT chances! And every time, you screw up! You're a disgrace to my snowman army! My army is supposed to be FLAWLESS! Now my own master is going up my back for how you let those prisoners escape! I ALMOST HAD A FLAWLESS PLAN IF YOU HADN'T...F***** IT UP!!!
 * Stewart: Sir, I--
 * Cold Heart: SHUT IT, STEWART! You get no more chances this time! I'm afraid I have no choice. You are hereby BANISHED from my kingdom FOREVER!
 * Stewart: WHAT?!?
 * Ted: WHAT?!? But sir, he's my brother! You can't do this!
 * Cold Heart: You dare to oppose me, Ted? If so, then it'd be best if you JOINED him! I can't afford anymore screw-ups! If this should happen again, our plans will be RUINED! This must be done. So do you dare to question my authority with your words?
 * Ted:... (Sighs) No, sir.
 * Cold Heart: Good. Then it's settled! (He traps Stewart in a snowball)
 * Stewart: NOOOO!!! HELP ME!!! (The snowball is launched out of the kingdom)
 * Ted: "..... Stewie."
 * Stewart screams until he crashes into a landscape!
 * Stewart moans as he gets out of the snowball.
 * Stewart: "..... Ow...... I..... I can't believe he did that.... How am I gonna live without the Snowman kingdom? I'm never gonna survive out here?! I'M GONNA DIE?! (CRIES UNCONTROLABLEY?!"
 * Stewart got into a fetal position and sucked on his thumb.
 * A voice: "Oh what're you doing?"
 * Stewart was confused and looked to see a tougher, manlier verson of himself.
 * The Manly Stewart: "Your free to be your own man now! You don't need that perfectionist and your wuss-out brother?!"
 * Stewart: "But, but, what am I suppose to do, Self Confindence Stewart?"
 * The Manly Stewart: "WHAT DOES ANY GREAT SNOWMAN DO!? Thrive in the wilderness like a man! A SNOWman! You don't need Cold Heart!?"
 * Stewart: "No?"
 * The Manly Stewart: "YA DON'T NEED ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF?!"
 * Stewart: "I, don't?"
 * The Manly Stewart: "ALCHOURSE NOT!? YOUR A MAN?! A BIG, STRONG SNOW MAN!? NOW STRUT YOUR STUFF LIKE ONE!?"
 * Stewart: "..... YOUR RIGHT?! I DON'T NEED ICE-FART!? I AM MY OWN MAN NOW?!"

Forest Road. Workshop Planning Room Later... Later... Centauress room.
 * Spiczi: "OH look, it's a dinner AND a show!"
 * Brimstone: "And I thought BEANS were the musical food!"
 * They and Firecracker began to laugh as Stewart began to become scared.
 * Stewart: "FI, FI, FI, FIREWOLVES?!"
 * A yellow wet subtence was seen by the feet of Stewart.
 * Brimstone: "Aw dang it Firecracker, I thought I told you it wasn't nice to splash Lemonaide onto people!"
 * Firecracker laughs and gives a "Shrug" pose while it was seen he was holding a glass cup!
 * Stewart: "PLEASE WAIT, I'M NOTHING BUT FROZEN WATER?! I DON'T HAVE MEAT!?"
 * Brimstone: "Not a issue to us, bro. We're FIRE Wolves. We don't just eat meat. We eat SNOW! It enables us to eat meat without our fire mouths ending up turning it into untasty charcoal."
 * Stewart: I-I-I, you do know I'm a member of Cold Heart's snowmen, right? You mess with me, you mess with him! Who knows, he'll stop providing for you.
 * Spiczi: Honey, you honestly think we're dumbasses? You came in like a banished member does. Whisked away on a giant snowball. It's clear you did something to piss him off.
 * Brimstone: Now let's skip with our provider of food, and GO STRAIGHT FOR THE BUFFET!!
 * Stewart: "WAIT PLEASE?! I'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT!? I'LL, I'LL, I'LL GET YOU FOOD!?"
 * Spiczi: "Oh is that right, Frosty?"
 * Stewart: "YES PLEASE?! I'LL DO ANYTHING!?"
 * Brimstone: "Oh is that right, fatso? Ok then. There's something my friends and I always WANTED to sink our teeth on: Those Sexy and delicious Valentimes Day Centaur Ladies of that Cupid Guardian Guy."
 * Stewart: "STEAL FROM THE GUARDIANS?! I'D BE MADE TO LOOK LIKE A DISGRACE!?"
 * Spiczi: "It's that, or we'll settle for I scream, YOU scream, WE'LL ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!?"
 * Brimstone: "And I brought the Oreos (Shows a package of Oreos)!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * Stewart gulped!
 * Stewart: "Ok, OK?! I'll do that?! Just PLEASE, don't eat me?!"
 * Brimstone: "Good! Consider yourself our meat boy! (Chuckles) NOW START RUNNING, FATTY!?"
 * Brimstone breaths fire that scares Stewart off to do his deed for them as the Fire Wolves laughs!
 * (Iago): "WOW IS THAT ME-SOUNDING STEWART GUY A WUSS!?"
 * (Shenzi): "And those rip-offs of us are ASSHOLES?!"
 * (Icky):...Those guys DO know that a coward like him would be doomed to fail, don't they?
 * Brimstone:...Are you SURE a coward like him won't be doomed to fail?
 * Spiczi: Well, whatever happens, we'll get satisfied. He succeeds, we get us some centaur leg. He fails, we get to laugh at his misfortune. (The Fire Wolves laughed hysterically)
 * (Banzai):...And here, I thought they wouldn't be anymore of assholes.
 * (Starlight): "Wait, how do you know about the parts you weren't there for?"
 * (Twilight): "Starlight, please don't ask questions like that, it's part of the flashback for the audience. Now, let's forget my Pinkie Pie moment there and resume the story."
 * Carrie: "Step lively. The workshop shouldn't be far away."
 * Twilight:...Uh...your highness? Can you explain who the Guardians of Childhood are now?
 * Celestia: Well, I suppose so. The Guardians of Childhood are heroes who helped me and a few others rescue Equestria from an evil fear-inducing being named Pitch Black, whom some commonly refer to as the Boogeyman.
 * Twilight:... Pitch Black?... I've heard that name before.... Oh, yeah, one of my books explained that he was responsible for the Great Fear War thousands of years ago. Even mentioning his name can frighten ponies even to this day.
 * Celestia: Indeed. How far he went into trying to induce fear all throughout Equestria, and how he was even capable of controlling US through fear, made him Equestria's Worst Enemy #1. During that time, Pitch started out small, scaring only a few fillies. But then it grew into hatred, causing fights and damaged relationships. Then the same thing occurred to adults. Soon, we discovered the culprit, and tried to stop him. But, unfortunately, he formed a good grip of fear on even US!
 * Twilight:... Really?
 * Taiku: YOU were scared of the Boogeyman? Some god you are. It's he who should be afraid of YOU, not vise versa!
 * Griffth: That's something I'd only expect a CHILD to say.
 * Celestia: Oh, Pitch Black is more than just something children are afraid of. He's got a silver tongue, a habit of trickery and strategy, and he tends to use fear to his advantage. He knows how to make bad dreams realities if given the chance. Fear is what he THRIVES on! And as long as people are scared of him, he is virtually unstoppable.
 * Taiku: But... Why would you be scared of a personification of nightmares? What kind of fear could you have POSSIBLY had that allowed him to make you his puppets?
 * Celestia: "...... I rather not speak of them... You all already think less of me over mishaps. If you know even gods are afraid of something, then being lost in a forgren world where even a god is rendered useless would be even more un-nerving."
 * Godfry: "Then for the love of yourself, DON'T SAY ANYTHING!"
 * Celestia: But regardless, the fear worked to his advantage. And with us under his control, there was nothing that could stand against him. But then his arch-rivals from his own world came to help us. These were the Guardians of Childhood. These beings consist of people humans think of in holidays or folklore, and can only be seen by them when they are believed in. There's St. Nicholas North, known as Santa Claus, who is the icon of the human holiday Christmas, which is similar to Hearth's Warming, except for a few differences, and delivers toys to children who are nice all-year round every Christmas Eve night, and sometimes gives coal to those who are naughty. There's Bunnymund, known as the Easter Bunny, who gives candy to kids the night before another human holiday called Easter. There's Toothiana, AKA the Tooth Fairy, who collects the lost teeth of children who put them under their beds, and gives them coins when they wake up. There's the Sandman, the one who puts kids to sleep and gives them good dreams with his magic sand, and finally, there's St. Eros Heart, AKA Cupid, whose bow and arrows can make people fall in love around Valentine's Day, the human version of Hearts and Hooves Day. And they are just among some of the even greater ones in the wings.
 * Twilight:...Hmm...they sound pretty nice.
 * Celestia: They are. So, they were able to help get the ponies under the fearful spells of Pitch to stand up to him, give us the courage to join them, and that's when we put Pitch Black in his place, and ended the Fear War. We banished Pitch from Equestria, and made sure he would never get the chance to return. Ever since, the Guardians introduced THEIR holidays to us, and thus, we only celebrate them every few years.
 * Twilight:...Funny, I've never even HEARD of these holidays. And I'm always looking in books.
 * Taiku: Perhaps you weren't listening or looking hard enough. (Laughs, and Twilight shrugs unamused)
 * Julie:...You don't think...you don't think Cold Heart might be working with him, do you?
 * Carrie: "..... Some of us want to believe that is unlikely cause those two would bicker WAY too easily due to conflicting interests, but.... Some of our best stragigests warn us not to rule it out offictally until we can confirm something."
 * Taiku: "Translation: You have no idea, huh?"
 * Carrie: No. But if Pitch really IS involved, then expect to experience some pretty fearful things.
 * Twilight:...Wait a minute...the bad dreams we had last night...
 * Taiku:...You don't think...Pitch did that, did you?
 * Celestia: We can't know for sure, though. But if he IS involved, then...whatever you do...do NOT let him control you by fear like he did with us. He's dangerous when you let him do that to you.
 * Twilight:...Well, I sure hope he ISN'T involved. An enemy as how you just described him is something I'm sure I'M not prepared for.
 * Celestia: I should say so. He has been known to teach certain ponies black magic.
 * Jess: BLACK MAGIC?!?...I thought that sssssssssstuff was really rare in Equestria.
 * Celestia: Indeed it is. And only a few ponies actually know it. I cannot explain it to Twilight yet because she is not ready to handle such a task.
 * Griffth: Not even if Pitch IS involved?
 * Celestia: ESPECIALLY if Pitch is involved. Black magic, if introduced too early, could lead to some SERIOUS consequences. Even a simple black magic spell can be learned just by watching it.
 * Taiku:...Then...what do we do IF Pitch is involved?
 * Celestia: One thing: be brave! Fear is Pitch's greatest strength. If there is even a REMOTE fear that you can just as easily show to him, there's little hope to fight back.
 * Courtney:...Taiku, you don't think he'll get you, do you? I mean, you reacted pretty badly after that bad dream you had last night.
 * Twilight:...But at least I'M not as easily frightened by bad dreams. I grew out of that long ago.
 * Celestia: But he can still get you regardless. Just...be on your hooves...or toes if any of you have them.
 * Carrie: Well...we're here! Santa's Workshop. (They see that the Workshop is not as it commonly appears)...
 * Celestia:...Oh my goodness!...What happened to it?
 * Carrie: Much. Cold Heart has placed a curse on it that... Seems to affect the place pretty heavily. It's utter chaos up there.
 * Godfry: "Not to mention it's quite a fixer upper, wink wink nudge nudge!"
 * Celestia:... Well, we need to get up there and fix everything.
 * Carrie: Be careful when you do. Everything is pretty screwed up.
 * Celestia: (They teleport to the entrance)...NORTH?...BUNNYMUND?...EROS?...TOOTH?...SANDY?...IS EVERYTHING OKAY?
 * Twilight:...Hmm...(Looks at the giant world and the massive heights)...This place is massive.
 * Celestia: Indeed. I'd expect some Yetis to do some work around here. But... Where are the guardians?
 * Carrie: "The Guardians are in their planning room and-"
 * James: "HOLD IT!? Did you say "Yetis"? Isn't it normally ELVES being associacted with Santa?"
 * Celestia: In this world, Yetis make the toys. It's often the elves' job to 'test' them. The Yetis just want the world to think it's the elves that do the work.
 * Eddy: Why?
 * Celestia: The elves are not, capable enough to make toys on their own. Let's leave it at that.
 * Carrie:... Anyways, the Guardians are in their planning room. I'll take you there. (They follow and a shadow was seen watching them)
 * Celestia: (They slowly enter the room as they see the Guardians are nowhere to be seen)...Uh...is anyone here?
 * Twilight:...Hmm...Perhaps it's because I haven't met them, and therefore have yet to believe in them, but I don't see anybody here.
 * ???: Hello, mates! (They turn around to see a familiar rabbit figure) Been a long time since we seen each other, Celestia.
 * Taiku:...Whoa, who's the big bunny who sounds like Wolverine from that recent live-action X-Men movie?
 * (Twilight): Keep in mind that this took place in 2000.
 * Bunnymund: (Appears from the shadows) Oh, I seem to be getting that a lot from kids since that movie came out. Say we sound exactly alike.
 * (Icky): Which makes sense since he's played by the Wolverine himself Hugh Jackman. Sure explains why he's Australian.
 * Taiku: Well, you do sound EXACTLY like Hugh Jackman, except you have a heavier Australian accent.
 * Bunnymund: Gee, thanks! GUYS, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW, IT'S CELESTIA AND SOME NEW FRIENDS OF HERS! (The other guardians came out)
 * Toothiana: Celestia! We haven't seen you for thousands of years!
 * Eros: And you look a bit different.
 * North: (Weakened and sick) Doesn't seem different to me. (Coughs) She's immortal.
 * Eros: Actually, she was a bit smaller than the last time we saw her.
 * Toothiana:...Huh?...She actually IS a bit taller.
 * Celestia:...North, what happened to you?
 * Bunnymund: It's the curse that Cold Heart placed on this workshop that's making him under the weather, mates. He's having a difficult time running this place.
 * Taiku: "I can't beleive a little case of the sniffles lead to this."
 * Eros: "This is more then just flu season, bud. The other inhabidence also felt the blunt of it. Come with us, and we'll show you."
 * Celestia: (The Yetis were seen in cells crazy and vicious and blabbering insanely)... Whoa, what happened to the Yetis?
 * North: They- (Coughs)...They are suffering from curse. They've gone insane, attacked each other, vandalized toys they made often by putting nails inside teddy bears, guns in toy cars, and knives inside action figures. This didn't help with them attacking each other, so I had to have them restrained until further notice. (Coughs) Cold Heart seems to be getting stronger every day.
 * Alice:...Exactly how long has this curse been around?
 * North: For almost entire year. Hundreds were lost in snow storms. We hoped that a resistance could help stop Cold Heart for us since we're having a difficult time trying to restore our strength. And it's already December 1st. We only have 24 days left to fix this before Christmas. Even if my comrades are perfectly capable of doing my job, I feel that this curse might affect THEIR homes as well. Cold Heart is already affecting us greatly.
 * Carrie: This is why we're the best this world has at the moment. We often come from victims of Cold Heart who want justice.... And often times "revenge" if you count my father.
 * Twilight:... Well, North, I think we have a problem of our own. We've been cast here from Equestria by mistake.
 * Taiku: We kinda need to return there so we can stop another evil in the form of a jerk who only wants to protect Equestria from an ancient night-obsessed evil, which as far as we're concerned, is actually just a myth.
 * Bunnymund: Conquest just to protect a world? HAH! What a classic screwing up of a world. Worse fanatics like him tried the same and are STILL booed like the blighters they are for it. Well, I'm sure we can help you get back home.
 * Toothiana: But we are too weakened to do so. This curse has been doing a lot more than just madden the Yetis and sicken North. Even the reindeer are not in high hopes.
 * The Reindeer are seen fighting each-other.
 * Toothiana: ".... See?"
 * Godfry: "Yikes."
 * Bunnymund: "And ya wanna know what really grinds my gears? Outside of considering us a problem for the things he's doing, we've never done anything personal to the guy, yet he poisoned North like he was a personal enemy! Ya think that be something ol' Pitchy would do. I'm telling ya, Black put that ice wizard up to it! The worse ice-head would normally do is just freeze us and banish us to the Antartic, not, THIS!"
 * Carrie: "We can't exactly prove it. We'll have to assume Cold Heart has gone to extremes to make sure his rule remains unchallnaged."
 * Celestia: "I have to agree with Bunnymund, this is too extreme for Cold Heart to do if he wasn't desperate enough. I sensed he was dark, but.... It felt more akin to a gray morality villain then what he was put up to be."
 * Eros: "Well we can't really say anything until we got answers. Luckly, we still have my best girls. We'll give them a bit of Santa's Reindeer magic and we're good to-"
 * Screams are heard as glass shattering and furniture breaking was heard.
 * Eros: "MY GIRLS?!"
 * Stewart was seen hanging to dear life to a bucking Centuaress and the situation looked like a scene from a rodeo!
 * Stewart: "WHOAAAAAAA WHOAAAAAAAAA!? I DON'T GET WHY HUMANS ENJOY THIS SPORT?!"
 * Centauress #1: GET OFF OF ME, YOU RUFFIAN!! EROS IS NOT GOING TO BE PLEASED YOU'RE TRYING TO KIDNAP US!!
 * Centauress #2:...I've been wondering why Cold Heart would WANT to kidnap us, yet send a snowman whom the resistance says is the most incompetent of them to do it.
 * Centauress #3: Perhaps the guy pissed him off, and asked him to go get sex slaves.
 * Stewart: I WON'T TELL YOU WHY I'M DOING THIS, BUT I CAN SAY I'LL DIE IF I DON'T!!
 * Eros: (Bursts in) ALRIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?!? (Takes bow and arrow!) If it's another sexual harassment from one of Cold Heart's perverted snowman troops, I'll melt him, and piss on his mush!
 * Stewart: UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!! YOU LIVING BEINGS AND YOUR BODILY FUNCTIONS!! (Barfs snow)
 * Centauress #1: Eros, this snowman is trying to kidnap us!
 * Eros: WHAT?!? Why would Cold Heart wanna kidnap you girls? What, is he lonely and looking for females to make love with?
 * Stewart:...Uh...yes, that's it.
 * Eros: Well, then, PREPARE TO GET MUSHED TO HELL!!! (The others arrived)
 * Carrie:...Hey, isn't that the incompetent nephew of General Dazs?
 * Centauress #2: Yeah, and he's trying to kidnap us so Cold Heart can make us sex slaves!
 * Bunnymund: OH, CRIKEY, THAT IS JUST NASTY!!! Also, why would the bloke send the incompetent screw up instead of anyone else?
 * North:...I think we should interrogate him. (Coughs) Nab him!

Chapter 4: The Full Stories of Cold-Heart the Sadistic and Equestria's Worst Enemy #1
Later... Flashback Present. Meanwhile... Workshop
 * Stewart: (He is trapped in a snowball)... LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Eros: Alright, see here, snowflake, you've got a lot of nerve trying to kidnap Teresa, Diana, and Daphne. And...can you explain WHY Cold Heart would want you to steal them? Why wouldn't he send in somebody else, or even an army for that matter to do it?
 * Stewart: "Ok, ok! I'll level with you people!? I lied about the sex slave thing?! I mean come on, guys, I'm a Snowman! I wasn't exactly made with the ability to reapprobeate my kind to put it lightly. The Truth is, Cold Heart wasn't happy about that insodent you resistence guys cause and..... (CRIES) I GOT BANISHED FOR IT!?"
 * Everyone: "Ohhhh."
 * Bunnymund: "That would make sense, given your reputation, Stewie."
 * Eros: "BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU KIDNAP MY GALS?!"
 * Stewart: "..... If I say in detail, promise you won't rip me apart?"
 * Eros: "Depends if I wouldn't react to it badly."
 * Stewart: "(Nerviously moans)....... THE FIRE WOLVES ASKED ME TO BRING ONE OF THE CENTAURS TO THEM IN EXCHANGED FOR NOT EATING ME?!"
 * Eros: "WHAT?! I AM GONNA PUT YOU THROUGH A SLUSHY MACHINCE FOR THAT!?"
 * Bunnymund: "Calm down, Eros, the guy's a spineless bloke, and a snowman, alchouse his fear would lead him to do favers for those brutes."
 * Taiku: "Ok, THIS further proves that these snowmen are NOT henchmen material. Why, if they the cold blooded killers Dukey said they were, they wouldn't be a bunch of cry-babies and snow-chickens like him."
 * Celestia: "But that begs the question. Outside of being created by him and therefore, being obedient as such, why would clearly non-violent beings aide such a despot."
 * Stewart: ".... Well, I kinda hope I don't get called a lier for this, but, this is a 100% true story.... You see..... Coldy wasn't always like that."
 * (Stewart): "When the Man of the Moon brought him back as the kind of force the Guardians are as a snow-maker, he was given a chance to hone his craft.... And then, he made Snowman land."
 * A much kinder-heart Cold Heart made Snowman Land.
 * (Stewart): "You see, Good Heart the Wise was actselly his real name, and he was a swell guy. He gave Snowmanland our own king, the magical King Frosty."
 * Snowmen cheered for King Frosty, a jolly long-beared snowmen.
 * (Stewart): "Everything was dandy as Candy.... Problem was..... Poor Good Heart didn't hit the mark on getting children to believe in him."
 * Cold Heart was seen magic magnifisent feets of snow making, but Children still didn't believed in him.
 * (Stweart): "CH was never able to make children love him.... He was hurt."
 * Cold Heart sat alone in the Snowmanland castle and moped.
 * (Stewart): "Broken...."
 * King Frosty, Stewart and Ted, Rocky Road and Tootie Fruiti, and a much less brawny Haggen Daz looked sadly at Cold Heart.
 * (Stewart): "Unloved..... Never believed in."
 * Cold Heart shedded a tear that turned into an ice-cube quickly.
 * (Stewart): "We did everything we could do to make Good Heart happy again....."
 * The Snowmen threw celebrations for Cold Heart, but his broken expression never changed.
 * (Stewart): "..... But it did jacksquat."
 * Cold Heart was looking into the human world through a portal.
 * (Stewart): "Because he couldn't get people to believe in him, he was destined to be an inferior spirit, and he would only ever be seen physically in this world, or if he's with a more famous spirit..... Then, just when we thought he couldn't get worse...."
 * Cold Heart changed from sad to angry.
 * (Stewart): "..... He got worse. He became respondsable for some of the most infamous snow-storms in human history, including the nefarious 1993 fiasco."
 * Cold Heart was seen silluetted with angry blue leering glowy eyes as some of the most infamous snowstorms happen.
 * (Stewart): "Our king tried to reason with him and refill his broken heart with joy again...."
 * Cold Heart angerly turned King Frosty into a frozen ice-statue and sank him into the basement underground of the Snowman castle.
 * (Stewart): ".... You can guess how well it turned out."
 * Cold Heart sat in a darkly changing throwne.
 * (Stewart): "Because he became our new king, the good snowmen of Snowmanland were forced to obey him ever since, and were made to become fighters.... But you can clearly see we're not ones with fighter mentality."
 * Stewart: "But it has been going on for awhile. We lost both our real king, and the wizard we once loved. Please beleive me, by all means, we don't actselly love what he did to your loved ones, CM is not being himself, he's a heart-broken being who's upset because he can't get a bunch of kids to notice him! He's not a monster! He's just a broken fool who's acting out cause he can't be loved!? King Forsty did what he could, and, and, NOW HE'S TURNED TO ICE AND BANISHED INTO THE UNDERGROUND CHAMBERS OF THE CASTLE?! I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW SORRY ALL OF SNOWMAN LAND IS FOR THIS?! (CRIES UNCONTROLABLEY!?)"
 * North:... Why weren't we told of him before?
 * Stewart: "(Sniffles), I kinda thought you Guardian Guys already knew. You worked for the Man on the Moon, right?"
 * Bunnymund: Yes, but all it told us about such a thing was that there was a place called Snowman Land where a new friend was going to do great things. Except when we went to the place to visit, it was gone.
 * Stewart:... Coldy made it invisable.
 * Eros: "..... The clever basturd. The old "Right under our noses" trick eh? Well now that your here, you can lead us to it."
 * Stewart: "It's only visable to those that aren't a threat to Coldy, or if your not someone he hates, like me, and the spell also works as an invisable forcefield. You can only get around it by getting a NON-banished Snowman's assistence. In otherwords, thanks to my predicterment, I'm pretty much useless to you in that reguard."
 * Eros: ".... Figures."
 * Taiku:...I thought Cold Heart was hiding in some hidden mountains. We saw it ourselves because his forces escorted us there.
 * Stewart: That was Cold Heart's personal hideout because he felt that Snowman Land would be too obvious, and it's underground caverns are only accessible by snowmen. But even so, the security forces across that place are nasty, and possibly have improved with more guards and more patrols since you guys last broke in. Even with the resistance, trying to break in and arrest Cold Heart would be all but fruitless. The best way to beat him for good is to start with Snowman Land and find any clues on how to strategically defeat him. It's gonna be difficult to locate with the invisible force-field.
 * Celestia: "And how will you know that we can find the city? Should it be invisible to us?"
 * Stewart: "Well, all I can say is, he kinda considers you outsider impourent for a major plan he's doing, BEHIND Pitch's back- OOP!?"
 * Everyone gasps!
 * Stewart: "..... Ok, can we ALL pretend you didn't hear me say that."
 * Murry: "Say what?"
 * Stewart: "(Whew), Thanks, for a second there, I thought I ended up exposing CH's secret partnership with Pi- OH GOD DAMN IT?!"
 * Bunnymund: "Well it figures. No wonder the old ice coger even did this at all! Pitch up him up to it, did he?"
 * Stewart: "Is it not too late to say that it's a DIFFERENT Pitch Black?"
 * Taiku: ".... Dude, the only other Pitch Black I can think of is an actiony Sci-Fi horror about a badass Blind Guy fighting an army of Xenomorth-Eqse abominations with a group of lost space travelers."
 * Stewart: ".... Please, keep that to yourselves, I am in a bad enough position as it is, if word gets out that I exposed that partnership, I'LL SHARE THE SAME FATE AS KING FROSTY!? PLEASE PRETEND THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED FOR MY SAKE?!"
 * Carrie:...We certainly will, because you're one of us now.
 * Stewart: ME?!? Join the Resistance? That's going to make me even MORE of a real target for Cold Heart's forces.
 * Carrie: We have been formidable to even Cold Heart's forces, and we've proved to have broken into his hideout several times to rescue people. With determination like that, I'm sure nothing is going to lay a hand on you.
 * Alice:... You sure it's a good idea to recruit him into the Resistance? He's been a screw-up for Cold Heart, I'm sure he'll be a screw-up for you.
 * Carrie: "It's better then booting him out and risking him being victimised by the Fire Wolves."
 * Eros: "AND having him harrass my centaurs again because of it!"
 * Celestia: "Besides, awkword as he is, he's sort've our best shorce of infomation against Cold Heart, and appearently Pitch."
 * Taiku: "But the pitiful cowerd is CLEARLY too afraid to even talk about that! I mean, I admire the guy's sense of loyalty, but he's too gutless to admit that his loyalty has been dumped by someone who no longer appresiates that! And honestly, their king getting litterally and ironicly iced should've been a red flag for the fact that Coldy's gone into complete asshole mode!"
 * Stewart: The only reason why my people are still serving him is because HE'S OUR CREATOR!! In other words, he can destroy us if we don't do as he says. He created our King, and he had him punished for protesting against his very own creator, regardless if it was for a good reason. He sees us as nothing but slaves.
 * Taiku: Well, surely these 'slaves' can form a rebellion to overwhelm even him.
 * Stewart: (Sighs) If only it was THAT easy. Sure he can't destroy people that overwhelm him, but the thing that holds us back is that, again, HE created our homeland. And he can take it away from us very easily. If he even HEARS there's a rebellion forming, he'll have Snowman Land destroyed for good, and we'll all be homeless and have no protection. I'm afraid there's nothing we Snowmen can do about it. He's just too powerful.
 * Carrie: "He's only powerful because you let him become so. His true power comes from how your people easily fear him because he's your creator. But when you all stand up to him, his power no longer means anything to you."
 * Stewart: "You people didn't see how horrorable our king turning into an Ice Statue is! That's total Nightmare fuel!"
 * Bunnymund: "Well I wager that it would be different if we restore that king back to normal and give you a force that reduced Coldy into nothing but the sodder that he is."
 * Stewart: "He didn't beat him last time! What makes you people think round 2 would be any different?! Besides, I accidentally admitted that he's allies with one of your enemies. And not just ANY enemy, but an enemy who terrifies and controls people through deep fears."
 * Celestia: We've defeated Pitch before, and we'll do it again! Trust me, Stewart, we'll help your people gain the courage to stand up to their abusive creator.
 * Stewart:...Are you sure he won't destroy Snowman Land? Because it's easy for him. It doesn't take that much to make it happen.
 * Carrie: That's just a fact he's using to his advantage. Even IF he destroys your home, it won't matter. Sometimes doing what's right requires that you make some grand sacrifices. Snowman Land can be replaced. You can be given a new home. Don't let that threat get to you.
 * Taiku:...I'm starting to think it's Pitch who's making them fearful like that. I mean, Cold Heart has been doing this for only a few years, so Pitch was bound to come along and keep the snowman under his loyalty through fear.
 * Twilight:...It pains me to say this, but...the snake-thing might have a point.
 * Taiku: (Growls until Celestia stops him)
 * Carrie: Very plausible theory, dragon. Pitch might be the reason they're being cowardly wusses.
 * Stewart: HEY!
 * Carrie: So...I think the first step is to find a way to break his hold on the snowmen, then they'll be brave enough to stand up to their own creator.
 * North: Well, defeating Pitch is a challenge which I'm sure you resistance members aren't prepared for. (Sandman nods 'yes')
 * Carrie: We've dealt with Cold Heart, I'm sure we can deal with a dark force of fear.
 * Toothiana: Well, I guess you guys are all set for the plan. Head over to Snowman Land and see if you can find some clues as to how to get started. Perhaps you can try to persuade the snowmen there to stop turning their crotches yellow and fight like men... SNOW men.
 * (Icky): I think we did that joke already.
 * (Twilight): It's what happened, don't question it.
 * Alice:... Aren't you Guardians coming?
 * Bunnymund: We already said we can't find the place thanks to Coldy's trick. I'm afraid it's all up to you.
 * Russel: "Some help these saviors of Equestia are. Can't even find a magicly invisable Snowman Land."
 * Godfry: "Russel, be nice."
 * Russel: "Hey I'm just being honest here. If even the SAVIORS can't find it, what makes you think abunch of fishes out of water can find it?! And don't say it's with this little pisser cause he's banished, remember? He won't be able to find it anymore either!"
 * Stewart: Hello, I was RAISED there! THAT WAS MY HOMELAND!!! Do you honestly think I'll forget the location because of a simple banishment? I still know where to find it. The REAL problem is trying to get inside. Again, the invisibility spell keeps any exiles or enemies out of the place. I can't help you with how to get past that spell. If you're smart enough to make it through Cold Heart's storms for this long, I'm sure you'll think of something. I'll show you where the place is, but you need to figure out how to get in.
 * Taiku:...And am I to assume that even our magic capabilities can't get past that invisibility spell? Me and Celestia are pretty powerful.
 * Stewart: His spells are at a level far beyond your own. Being a spirit, his spells are able to be a match even for gods. Even an Alicorn God wouldn't stand a chance against that invisible shield. Plus, once you try and enter, the snowman armies will know you're there and come after you in numbers. You're going to need some serious planning to get through.
 * Dan: HOW THE FLYING F*** ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THROUGH, THEN?!?
 * Stewart: Don't ask me, pal, I'm just telling you that this is not going to be something easy. So are you gonna start using your heads or are you just gonna stand there picking your noses?
 * Griffth: None of us even do that! (He notices Murray doing exactly that)...MURRAY!
 * Murray: WHAT?!? I HAD AN ITCH!!
 * Taiku: "Isn't there like a way to get AROUND the spell?"
 * Stewart: "Ya mean other then NOT being an enemy or an exsile, no."
 * Twilight: "But you also said he considers me the most impourent to his "other" plans for Equestia without Pitch knowing, right?"
 * Stewart: "Well yeah, but thing is, the Snowmen will attempt to take you to him first before your even ALLOWED a free tour to Snowmanland. Again, he SERIOUSLY wants you to open the way to Equestia before anything else."
 * Taiku: "That means, in tecnecally.... We're not Coldy's enemies."
 * Stewart: "Well, yeah. Your more an impourent piece for a great portal. Everyone else, he considers unimpourent or an obsicle. Exsample: Celestia. Cause you didn't exactly treated the guy with respect and called him out on, ALOT of things, your tecnecally an enemy now."
 * Alice: "Your basicly saying the spell won't let Celestia enter Snowman Land?"
 * Stewart: "Well I'm sorry, but in hindsight, Celestia should've been WAY more respectful to Cold Heart, then she would've been free to do what she pleases."
 * Celestia: He tried to trick us into opening a portal to our world so he can invade it. I don't exactly see why I would want to treat him nicely because of that. And for the record, he didn't deserve it because he's evil.
 * Stewart: I didn't say you had to like him, I was just saying that because you dissed him, evil or not, getting into Snowman Land is just not possible.
 * Griffth: Then...what do we do?
 * North:...I feel that the only thing you have to do is to find a way to stop Pitch Black. You can't go into Snowman Land to find a way to beat him or Cold Heart, so the only solution available is getting rid of the source of the snowmen's fear.
 * Taiku:...So, Princess, you still think we're not ready to face a master at black magic like Pitch?
 * Celestia:... (Sighs) I'm sorry, but I'm still standing with my word that Twilight cannot be taught how to be introduced with black magic yet.
 * Louis: What choice do you have? Pitch is sure to be a big problem. And you said it yourself that he is an expert at using others' fears against them. Whatever unknown fear that boogey-faced boogeyman used against you, it must've had SOME big enough impact that gives you a CLEAR picture of what he can do.
 * Alice: Indeed. Are you willing to let Twilight be exposed to the same thing?
 * Celestia: No, but I'm sure she's got enough experience to defeat him even without an easy factor like black magic. That power is too dangerous.
 * Twilight: "Are you saying I can't be trusted with something like that? I thought you have faith in me!"
 * Celestia: "I do, but it's just that-"
 * Twilight: "YOUR ASENTUALLY SAYING I'M TOO MUCH OF A WIMP FOR DARK MAGIC?!"
 * Taiku: "As hilarious as that is, she's not phrasing it like THAT! That stuff isn't exactly something you can consider "User friendly". I seen people easily becoming INCREDABLY stupid cause of that stuff!"
 * Twilight: "OH NOW SHE THINKS I'M STUPID?!"
 * Taiku: "As even more hilarious as that is, no, not that either. Your OBVIOUSLY still an amatur at best, and trust me, black hocus pocus isn't exactly stuff ya wanna mess with without a pure mind and heart... Or at best, an extreme sense of uber-enlighteness, or a sense of EXTREME carefulness! YOU, are NEITHER of those things! You'd be a puppet withen seconds!?"
 * Twilight: "(Darker voice) I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN MASTERING DARKER MAGIC IN SECRET SINCE I WAS STILL A FILLY (A dark Aura appeared from Twilight's horn) YOU MORONIC LOUT?!"
 * Celestia, Taiku, and everyone else were surprised by that.
 * Twilight: "(Darker voice) And so far, I turned out COMPLETELY FINE?! (Normal voice returns as the darker aura) SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS THAT I AM NOT A WIMP?!"
 * Taiku: "...... Ok, I'll admit, that, was badass.... But in all seriousness, YOU MANAGED TO LEARN DARK MAGIC AND NEVER ONCE TURNED INTO A PSYCOPATH IN YOUR YOUTH?!"
 * Twilight: "Yeah. I may've been a filly, but I was SMART! What do you take me for, a weak-minded half-wit who only does magic for the sake of fame and attention?"
 * (Trixie): "HEY?!"
 * Celestia: ".... I'll, admit I have, foolishly underestimated your abilities thus far... But compaired to Pitch, your not exactly a true exbert. Just a very lucky acolyte at best. Dark Magic is mainly powered by anger, and all Pitch has to do is simply give a personal enough insult to cause your untrained mind to cause a dark magic flux, which tends to lead to serious injury, in rare cases, death, in a worse case scenario, a cataclisyum."
 * Twilight: "I can't believe someone who trusted me with spells that can enable a less rightious pony into easy world conquest doesn't think I can handle the darker side of magic DISPITE that I handled it just far?! FIRST YOU WANT ME TO BEFRIEND A STUPID BEAST, NOW THIS?!"
 * Celestia: "Twilight, please, I mean NOT to undermine your impressive abilities thus far, I am just trying to protect you from an ego that'll lead to failure."
 * Twilight: "NOW YOU THINK I'M EGOTISTICAL?!"
 * Taiku: ".... Ok, I'm not gonna lie, THAT'S EXACTLY what she meant!"
 * Celestia: "No it's not! Entirely..... I am just trying to warn her against using luck as proof of being ready. Being a little lucky with a difficult task doesn't subitute many years of practice and great enlightenment."
 * Twilight: "I'M ENLIGHTEN ENOUGH THAT I'LL MAKE PITCH BLACK CRY FOR HIS MOMMA AFTER I POUND HIS FACE IN?!"
 * (Icky): "I would laugh uncontrolably if that happens."
 * Celestia: "Twilight, please listen to-"
 * Twilight: "I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD!? I AM SO, OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Twilight teleports away!
 * Godfry: "..... Teenage hormones, am I right?"
 * A laugh track was heard.
 * Bunnymund: ".... Where the bloodly dukey did that laughter came from?!"
 * Godfry: (Takes out a small tape recorder which plays the background laughter)...Save this for a special occasion.
 * Russel: (Grabs the recorder and crushes it)...Is this REALLY a time for that, you stupid creature? Twilight is going to get herself in trouble, and this is REALLY a laughing matter?
 * Godfry:...No.
 * Russel: Good!
 * North: You must stop her! She's going to do something that'll ruin her greatly! Even she has shown to have fears that Pitch can use against her. I should know, those who train in dark magic experience dark future trances during the dawn of their training. Pitch is an expert at seeing these trances, and he'll know how to use that against her.
 * Taiku: Indeed. As much as I hate her for what she's done, I can't bare to watch her suffer whatever Pitch did to Celestia.
 * Alice: How will we find her? She could've teleported anywhere!
 * Celestia: I'm sure we'll find her.
 * Julie:...Do we REALLY have to go back out there in the snow?
 * Bunnymund:...Uh...yeah, mate. It's everywhere! Why?
 * Griffth: (Sighs) She's scared of water.
 * Toothiana:...A being of the sea is scared of the water?
 * Griffth: She and I were raised by the same human parents on the land after her mermaid parents were killed by sharks. That traumatic incident left a bad impression on her, and she's since been scared of water.
 * Bunnymund:...HAH! Is that all? You're scared of the water because of sharks? That's just what predators like them do. If you should be afraid of anything, be afraid of sharks like the rest of the sea.
 * Taiku: We already told her that, but she's just not willing to touch anything wet. I don't even get how sharks killing her parents makes her scared of even a glass of water. Griffth has been having a hard time taking care of her. Without water, it's hard for her to have good hygiene, and she has to only drink fruit juices. It's aggravating.
 * Bunnymund:...Oh, boy! How much you wanna bet that's going to be something that Pitch will use against her?
 * Julie:...(Gulps)...YAAAAAARRRGGHHH!! NOW I DON'T FEEL EASY WITH THIS WHOLE MISSION OF STOPPING THE BOOGEYMEN!!!
 * Bunnymund: Mate, fear is just something natural. Swimming is easy, even for me...and I'm a bunny.
 * Julie: Easy for you to say, you're anthropomorphic, and you've got feet that are basically USEFUL for that kind of stuff.
 * Bunnymund:...I could ask you the same thing about YOUR fins. (Grabs her tail fin) I mean, look at it, mate. You've got a perfectly good tail fin just waiting to be used. Without water, this thing is basically useless. I'm sure even a shy bloke like you can know how this thing works. Just paddle like a dolphin. Up, down, up, down. Nothing to it, mate. Be as brave as any shark in the sea.
 * Julie:...If you say so, 'mate'. I'm not even your mate. Even I have a hard time knowing how mermaids have sex. But PLEASE don't worry about my personal life. Don't we have a mission to do?
 * Griffth: He's just being nice, Julie. Also, in Austrilia, Mate is their way of saying "Friend". He's asentually saying friend ALOT. You need to be brave like the rest of us if we're going to stop Pitch. Again, he'll know right away what you're scared of if he sees you cowering over snow and even a glass of water. So you should NEVER let him get the chance of using that against you.
 * Celestia:... Well... Let's get started. And Julie, you may have to get started on that right away because there's a good chance we'll encounter Pitch on this rescue mission.
 * Julie:... (Gulps)...
 * Twilight teleported by another side of a lake.
 * Twilight: "I'll prove to them that I CAN handle this magic?! And NO ONE IS GONNA STOP ME?!"
 * Moans are heard.
 * Twilight: "Huh?"
 * Twilight looks at the figures that had been stalking Blizzard and the others for awhile.
 * Twilight: "Who's there?"
 * The figure finally reveiled themselves as pitifully sad ice zombies of a human man and a pony Staillian and Mare.
 * Twilight screams!
 * Ice Zombie Mare: "Blizzard....."
 * Ice Zombie Staillian: "Our son...."
 * Ice Zombie Human: "Armadaious....."
 * Twilight teleported away from the Ice Zombies, who look more distressed and sadden then angry that Twilight got away.
 * Suddenly, Taiku teleported to where Twilight was.
 * Taiku: "Ok Twily, stop being a big baby and-"
 * Taiku sees the Ice Zombies.
 * Taiku: "(GIRLY SCREAMS), ICE ZOMBIES?!"
 * Taiku cowerdly runs away from the Ice Zombies, who try to grab him to keep him for entering the lake, but to Taiku, he thought they were trying to kill him! He smacks the Ice Zombies into the bushes and runs across the lake!
 * Taiku: "MOMMY?! MOMMY!? MEAN ICE ZOMBIES WANT TO KILL ME?! MOMMY?! MOMMY?! MO-" (He accidentally hits a large rock sticking out of the water when not paying attention)... Ohhh... (Falls through the ice due to the force of the fall and sank unconscious into the water)
 * (Icky): HAH!! You were calling for Maleficent! (A slap was heard) OW!
 * (Taiku): "Way to give a spoiler, dude."
 * Twilight: (She was at the otherside) TAIKU! (The others teleported there as the ice figures disappeared out of sight)
 * Jimmy : Oh my, God!
 * Godfry : Wow, what a clumsy way to go. Not to mention a less graceful way to go out. Running away from "Ice Zombies" and running head first into a lake rock in the middle of a frozen lake.
 * Spike:... Julie, now would be a good time to do something!
 * Julie: WHAT?!? NO!! THAT'S WATER, I CAN'T GO IN THERE!!!
 * Griffth: Julie, remember what Bunnymund said-
 * Julie: NO! I'M NOT DOING IT!!! (Jumps off of Griffth and waddles away) DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!!!
 * Dan: YOU'RE AQUATIC, JULIE!! JUST STOP BEING A P**** AND JUST DO IT!!!
 * Julie: NEVER!!! (Climbs up a tree and hides on the top branch)
 * Griffth: "...... Really, Juile? You would rather let Taiku die instead of rescuing his life and facing your fear? Are you gonna let bullies be RIGHT about you?! That you would sooner rather submit to your ironic fear then helping your friends? I, I can't believe I even defended you! Well, good to know that if it was ME who was drowning, you'd do ABSOLUTELY nothing!? In fact, I AM DONE TAKING CARE OF YOU?! FOR NOW ON, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, YOU, YOU, CRYBABY COWERD!? I'M GLAD YOUR PARENTS BECAME SHARK FOOD?!"
 * Juile looks as if she was about to wimper, when suddenly, a voice entered her head.
 * Voice: "Young miss, it's about time you stop submitting to fear and do your friend justice. Your never gonna be at peace with yourself if you become the ironic joke of the world of mermaids. Prove all your nay-sayers wrong and stop being a cowerd."
 * Juile donned a conflicted face and began slapping herself silly!
 * Finally, Juile donned a determined face.
 * Juile: "..... YA KNOW FUCKING WHAT?! EVERYONE WAS RIGHT?! I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE AFRAID OF THE MOTHER FUCKING SHARKS OF THE WHOLE MOTHER FUCKING OCEAN INSTEAD?! THE WATER HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!? WHY WAS I BEING SUCH A DUMBASS ALL THIS TIME?! I WAS MADE FOR WATER GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN IT?!"
 * Juile pulled down on the branch and launghed herself from the sky!
 * Everyone: "WHAT THE!?"
 * Juile rolled into a ball and endlessly flipped torwords the lake into an epic canon ball that shattered the entire iced lake?!
 * Everyone stared surprised.
 * Godfry: "..... Did you, really mean that?"
 * Griffth: "NO! I was trying to scare tactic her into not being a cowerd of irony anymore!"
 * Dan: "Well I think it worked TOO well, bro."
 * Russel: "And that lake won't be the only thing smashed if you don't apologies for those words, bro."
 * (Icky): "Wow. All did Griff had to do was to be an asshole to Juile and suddenly she's the Mermaid verson of Rainbow Dash?"
 * (Juile): "THAT side of me was momentary insanity. But yes. I have gotten over my fear cause all it took was for Griffth to threaten to not care for me anymore and I finally stopped letting fear control me."
 * Julie: (She was seen underwater upside-down and quickly flipped over to see she was underwater, started jerking across the water and crashed into rocks several times) OOF!... OWCH!... URRGHH!!! GODDAMN THE DYNAMICS OF THIS MOTION!!! (Stands still, and eventually sees the unconscious Taiku, and she starts jerking around a few times)...Up...down...up...down...I...I'm doing it!...I'M AS BRAVE AS A SHARK!! (Picks up speed, and approaches Taiku)... Alright, Taik! I'm gonna get you out of here!
 * Twilight: (They waited for her)... Is she gonna be okay down there?
 * Spike: She's probably jerking around hopeless and terrified down there!
 * Celestia: I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
 * Godfry: You kidding? This is her first time! She doesn't even know the basics of using that tail fin of hers! She's been on the surface all her life. I think she's in trouble down there! I'm going after her- (Julie breaches from the water carrying Taiku, and they slump to the ground)... On second thought....
 * Julie: (Takes deep breaths)... Can't believed I missed out of that exspearience over a shark attack..... WOOOOOOOOO!? (Faints)
 * Claude:... Sheesh, finally kicking water's butt was too much for her to bare, apparently.
 * Celestia:... At least she did it. I'm proud of her. (She touches Taiku's chest with her magically-lit horn as it instantly got the water out of Taiku)
 * Taiku: (Coughs) COLD WATER!! HOWARD STERN'S PUBIC HAIRS!!!...I...what just happened?
 * (Twilight): (Scoffs)... I'm sorry... almost everything silly that happens to him in this story just still makes me laugh.
 * (Taiku): Hooray for you.
 * Celestia: Taiku, you've... Been rescued by Julie.
 * Taiku: (Sees the fainted and wet Julie)... She did it!... She kicked water's ass!
 * Molly: (Flies next to the unconscious Julie) Yeah, and she seems to be taking it pretty hard.
 * Claude: AAHH, she's fine. She's just under a lot of stress after how her adoptive brother TRASH-TALKED her into stopping her cowardly p**** behavior.
 * Griffth: WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING SICK OF HER FEARFUL WAYS!!! Taiku was drowning, and Julie was being completely unreasonable. I had to say SOMETHING!
 * Louis:... Well, at least she feels a lot better at the moment....
 * Alice:... Let's just get her back to the Workshop.
 * Celestia: ".... Now, Twilight, to avoid this happening again, I will NOT judge your ability to fight Pitch Black with Dark Magic anymore. I should've have better faith in you. I however wish we, for this time only, we fight him traditionally. Our Light vs. His dark. I just think it'll be saver for everyone involve if we settle this with Pitch traditionally."
 * Twilight sighed disappointedly.
 * Twilight: "Fine. Only because I want to get away from those Ice Zombies."
 * Bunnymund: "Ice Zombies?"
 * Twilight: "Don't ask."
 * Taiku: "SERIOSULY!? When I act out, I get yelled at, but when SHE acts out, all she get is an apology from you for being a good teacher and over a misunderstanding?!"
 * Celestia: "At least she disobeyed me out of trying to prove her worth. Understandable. I HAD students do that before. You acted out over being upset about something more MY fault then anyone else's."
 * Taiku: "How is Eagle-Beak banishing us here YOUR fault?!"
 * Celestia: "BECAUSE OF HOW I POORLY HANDLED EAGLE-BEAK?!"
 * Taiku: ".... Oh right.... The whole..... "Nightmare Moon" legend. Well WHY hire a crazy myth beliver to begin with?"
 * Celestia: "..... Let's just say... This isn't the first time Eagle-Beak tried to make an attempt against Nightmare Moon's "return". It was back when he used to be the royal adviser of Cedric, one of the Griffin Kings. He once tried to include an other-universeal dragon into his attempts and turned her into an extremely speical breed not meant to appear in this age of unease and unrest."
 * (Cynder): "Mother....."
 * Taiku: "..... YOUR SAYING HE MADE A MAGICALLY CREATED A BIO WEAPON AND YOU LET HIM, AN EX-ADVISER WITH OBVIOUS DISLOYALTY TENDINGCYS AND BELIEFS IN AN OLD MYTH, PERSUE A NEW CAREER AS A SCHOOL TEACHER?! WHERE HE, AS RIGHT NOW, CAN TURN INNOSENT STUDENTS INTO HIS REPLACEMENTS OF THE WEAPON HE HAD MOST ASSUMINGLY LOST?! YOUR TELLING ME TO BELIEVE THAT?! THAT IS STUPID!? THAT IS STUPID!? STUPID, STUPID, (Simular to this video where as he has his meltdown, everyone stares confusedly and fascinated on how incredable it is, and curious on how he got his voice so high as he was also doing comical things during it.)"
 * (Icky): "Wow...... Epic meltdown."
 * (Trixie): "Taiku, did you HONESTLY think Celestia hiring a morally questionable griffin THAT absurd called for a meltdown THIS epic?"
 * (Taiku): Well, I'm sure you'd feel the same exact way! It felt like one of the stupidest choices ever.
 * Godfry:...Wow, epic meltdown.
 * Molly: Taiku, was that REALLY called for? I'm sure she has her reasons.
 * Taiku: She does? She had a GOOD reason for making a disloyal jerk a school teacher, KNOWING he was dangerous? My God, I'm starting to question if she's worthy of a leader or not! I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing!
 * Celestia: "I place him as a teacher of Magic University so he can still be able to provide for himself! He would've became WORSE if I left him without a job and in poverty!"
 * Taiku: "Well I can't understand you didn't wanted the guy to suffer being poor and jobless, but, WHY DIDN'T YOU PUT HIM IN A JOB WHERE HE'LL BECOME HARMLESS!? Like, A fast-food jockey, or, a janitor, or, an office worker! Heck, he would've been better off, BEING A POOP SHOVELER?!"
 * Celestia: "Neither of those careers are proper to his talents."
 * Taiku: "Maybe not, but they would've kept him from causing all of this!?"
 * Celestia: "I just owe him a faver cause his beliefs drove him away his position as Cedric's adviser."
 * Taiku: "Why do that? It's not like Nightmare Moon's real, or even yet, YOUR FUCKING SISTER OR ANYTHING!?"
 * Celestia was silent....
 * (Taiku): "In light of what followed since then, Celly's momentary silence should've been a red flag that day."
 * Celestia: "... (Ahem)..... It was because I owe it to his family. I was friends with some of Eagle-Beak's ansisters when they came to Equestia from the world Camelot."
 * Taiku: "Wait.... Eagle-Beak was an immergrent here?"
 * Twilight: "OBVIOUSLY! I seen Equestian Griffins, and Eagle-Beak looked vastly and EXTREMELY different to their anomony!"
 * Taiku: "Well, I didn't get to see ALOT of what Equestia Griffins looked like. There doesn't seem to be alot of Griffins practicing magic in MU."
 * Celestia: That's because griffins these days mostly don't care for magic. Even the citizens of Griffinmainia say that magic is overrated. Though there are still griffins from Equestria who actually USE magic. Cedric says that Griffinmainia has no central king yet, and that leaves it open for certain griffins like this corrupt griffin queen who uses magic to destroy lives and wants his spoiled prince to be a grand ruler. But magic is really rare in Griffinmainia, but it's still possible for them.
 * Taiku:...Good point. But still, I don't see how making him a teacher would solve his problems in trying to defend Equestria from a villain that probably doesn't even exist.
 * Celestia: Perhaps we should stop worrying about all that, and just head back to the Workshop. We're going to need a plan if we're going to get the snowmen to stand up to their abusive creator by defeating Pitch.
 * Twilight: He's not going to terrorize Equestria anymore! Not this time! (They teleported away as a familiar shadow was seen in the water and cackles were heard)
 * ???: We shall see, Twilight Sparkle! We'll see all too well!
 * Julie: (Wakes up and sees Bunnymund and Griffth accompanying her)...Hey, guys.
 * Griffth:...Julie...I'm actually very proud of you. You actually left yourself invulnerable to Pitch's tricks back there.
 * Bunnymund: I knew she could do it. The old mermaid instinct kicked in, and she was as brave as a shark.
 * Julie:...(Sighs)...Well, it's the least I could do.
 * Griffth:...And, just so you know...I'm sorry I said those harsh things to you. I had hoped they would help give you a little push, but...I guess it worked a little too well.
 * Julie:...Well...I have to admit...it was a little refreshing. Sure I was shaking inside...probably because of how cold that water was, but I got over it.
 * Griffth: And I've never been so proud of you. (The two hugged)
 * Bunnymund: Alright, enough with the mushy stuff, mates, we've got work to do. You guys will need to have a strategy to help stop Pitch from manipulating all those snowmen to serve Cold-Fart.
 * Godfry laughed uncontrolabley!
 * Godfry: "YOU SAID COLD-FART, (Laughs hysterically until Bunnymund smacks him) OW!"
 * Bunnymund: It ain't that funny, mate!
 * Godfry: Okay, geez, you didn't have to smack me!

Chapter 5: The Introduction of Some Arctic Misfits/Defending the Guardians' Realms
Later... Resistance Base Bedrooms. Next Morning when the Stormed died out again. Twilight's Room
 * A Snow man patrol was seen, doing their chant again, with some captured prisoners, including a Polar Bear and an Artic Fox.
 * Artic Fox: "That's the LAST time I take advice from a freaking polar bear about picking some Snowdrops for a lovely lady I like!"
 * Polar Bear: "What was I to know that they were Cold-Heart's beloved Snowdrop Garden comrade? They seemed no different then normal Snowdrops."
 * Snowmen: "Oh-we-um, we-ohhhhhhoh, oh-we-um, we-ohhhhhhoh!"
 * Artic Fox: "AND WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP DOING THAT WIZARD OF OZ REFERENCE!?"
 * Snowman #1: YOU DARE QUESTION OUR FANDOM!? THAT DRAWS THE LINE!! (The prisoners are put to the ground)
 * Snowman Commander: You've got a big mouth on you, you little mutt! (Slaps him across the face) Plus, we warned you what happens when you talk back to us!
 * Arctic Fox: YOUR MOM KNOWS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BACK TALK TO HER, B****!! (The Snowman Commander slaps him again)
 * Polar Bear: Stan, don't encourage them!
 * Snowman Commander: Just for all that, you are hereby sentenced to DEATH! (The snowmen take out their bows and icicle arrows)
 * Polar Bear: Great! Now they're gonna kill us! Nice going there, Stan!
 * Arctic Fox (Stan): Hey, shut up, Jeremy! If they wanna kill us, then fine! My life isn't worth living anyway! I lost my family, and I lost a chance to make another one. These bastards cost me everything. I hope you ALL feel guilty for serving an abusive master who wanted nothing more than a childish dream of being believed. After all he's done to the good people of this world who've done nothing to him, he doesn't deserve to- (He is shot in the chest) AAHHRRGGHHH!! I'll admit.... I crossed a line there.... Almost not entirely worth it. (Faints).
 * Snowman Commander:... Do not EVER talk that way about Cold-Heart! He has done so many good things for us!
 * Polar Bear (Jeremy): Like what? I mean, outside of obvious like being your creator?
 * ???: NOTHING! All he does is abuse them and use his ally to spread fear in their hearts.
 * Snowman Commander:... Who said that? (One of his snowmen is splattered into mush by a resistance fighter) WHAT?!?
 * Duke: (Appears) You snowmen continue to disgust me! Troops, see if you can heal the fox before he bleeds out! (Some resistance fighters approach Stan as they remove the icicles from him, and patch up his wounds with bandages)
 * Resistance Fighter #1: Don't worry, we're here for you.
 * Stan: (He was already unconjustus as the other fighters finish off the rest of the snowmen, and the only one that was left was the Commander, and Duke approached him)
 * Snowman Commander: PLEASE, GOD, SHOW MERCY!!!
 * Duke: After harming an innocent bystander? Not tonight! (He punches the commander into mush, and the force of the impact spread the snow around)...
 * Polar Bear (Jeremy):... Whoa... I never thought the resistance was so... Merciless.
 * Duke: Come with us, everyone. You will be safe with us.
 * Jeremy: What about Stan?
 * Duke: He can be healed. He'll be in good enough hands until he is completely recovered. Plus, he might be of use to us as a fighter. He's got the bravery to talk back to those merciless killers.
 * Jeremy: Oh, he's not that much of a fighter, actually. He's just one that's so mad, he gets himself into trouble. This isn't the first injury he suffered.
 * Duke: Then come with me, all of you. (The rescued people are escorted off by the resistance members)...
 * Unknown to them, they were watched by fox-shaped Ice Zombies.
 * Ice Zombie younger female fox: "..... Ssssssssstannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnllllllllllllllllllllly."
 * Stan: (Wakes up after his chest is bandaged)...Ow!...That was the weirdest near-death experience I ever had.
 * Jeremy: (Appears with Duke) Stan! I'm so glad you're alive! I thought I lost you.
 * Duke: You've got guts, civilian. And you were so willing to have some crazy blobs of snow rip them out of you. They must be so big, you have a hard time walking.
 * Jeremy: Don't push it, please! He might crack. He's hated Cold Heart ever since his parents died in one of his snowstorms. Ever since, he's occasionally been heard riffing them. I even gave him a special birthday present by making an entire acre of snowmen that look like Cold Heart's snowmen for him to beat up mercilessly.
 * Duke: HAH! I suppose his guts must be bigger than I expected. I bet when he learns to fight the real thing, he'll be in sheer bliss.
 * Resistance Deer: BOSS! Your daughter's coming back to check on you.
 * Duke: YIPES!! Don't let her see this! She's going to be mad if she finds out--
 * Carrie: (Appears) That you did a rescue mission without INFORMING ME OF IT FIRST?!?
 * Duke:...I...uhhh-
 * Carrie: Father, you know the rules, you are not allowed to do a rescue mission without me! When you lead a rescue mission, it's a disaster! We've already gotten a bad reputation as war criminals, and yet you still think you're the boss! You KNOW there's a reason why you're second-in-command now!
 * Duke: Daughter, listen, I don't think I could reach you before it was too late. With the storm picking up, even our messenger owl could have a difficult time finding you.
 * Carrie: IS THAT AN EXCUSE FOR YOU TO GO ALL-OUT ROGUE ON THE SNOWMEN?!? I told you before, when there's a rescue mission, and I'm not available, YOU SEND OLAF!!! I cannot trust you with leading rescue missions.
 * Duke: Then why don't you make OLAF second-in-command then if you think I'm SO not worth trusting. I FORMED THIS RESISTANCE, YOU KNOW!!
 * Carrie: But at what cost? Father, I care about you, but your actions are going to be the death of this resistance. If you just lead these rescue missions without my consent, you're going to make this resistance look bad to other recruits, or even the people we're supposed to be protecting.
 * Jeremy:...Is this a bad time to be here? Because I think Stan should come with me.
 * Carrie: Yes, you are free to leave. Olaf here will escort you to your personal quarters for the remainder of your stay. (Olaf, the Mountain Dwarf from before, appears)
 * Olaf: What mighty balls you had back there, son! It's not every day we see poor blokes like you tell off Cold Heart's forces with sheer courage.
 * Stan: Well, it was nothing really.
 * Olaf: Now come. I shall show you around since you're going to be here for a while. (He escorts Stan and Jeremy away)
 * Carrie:...Now then, father, you think I like being this way with you? I'm only doing what's best for this resistance! I HAD to decommission you as leader because you almost made us look like war criminals. Now, I want you to promise you won't do this again.
 * Duke: "In my defence, had I obeyed, those two guys would've died!? Ya least have to give me some credit THERE!"
 * Carrie: ".... I suspose you just want to keep those two safe from the fox's own bad mouthing about to turn sour. I can't punish you for that. BUT I still WANT a promise!"
 * Duke: "Ok, ok! If your gonna throw a hissy fit over making a needed action, then fine! I'll hestitate on the next oppertunity unless I know for SURE, it's gonna be a life-or-death situtation! At least let me have that!"
 * Carrie: "(Sigh).... A flawwed promise is better then no promise from you I suppose."
 * Carrie leaves.
 * Duke turned and snorted.
 * Stan was seen in bed.
 * Jeremy: "I'm still not sure about new comrades in resistence, Stan. Do not mistaken me, I consider Cold Heart bad, but, it almost feels like these resisters aren't exactly an improvement of two evils."
 * Stan: "Well there better then nobody. Starting as soon as I heal up, I'm gonna start learning from these people. I'm gonna be part of something impourent."
 * Jeremy: "Well, I understand that, but-"
 * Stan: "Tecnecally you don't, Jerry! You were only SEPERATED from yoru family, but they didn't DIE?! I saw my family and the girl that I loved died before my eyes!?"
 * Jeremy: "Just because I have not personally expsearence comrade's tragity means not that I don't understand it. I sympathise with you all same, comrade."
 * Stan: "Just give me my space. I get grouchy when I went through the near end of my life and I say things I would never really say to you."
 * Jeremy: "Obviously. Night, Comrade Stanly."
 * Jeremy rested his head.
 * Stan was present on a training course with several other animals.
 * Olaf: "Alright new recruits. If you want to get involve with us, ya need to improve yourselve. This obsicle course is designed to give you abilities you never thought you could do before. But be careful. This course packs a wallop. You may begin!"
 * Stan the animals charged in!
 * While some new animals end up getting pwned, Stan surprisingly stayed on top everytime, ahtleticly surprassing all courses!
 * Olaf: "..... What a fox. The little lad's surprisingly durable."
 * Jeremy: "He was self-trained in that during his loner days before he ran into me."
 * Olaf: ".... I coudn't believed we didn't found this guy earlier."
 * Stan: (Triple flips lands on the center of the two) WOO YEAH!? I WANT COLD HEART'S MOTHER-F****** HEAD!!! I'll slaughter him like a dirty animal.
 * Olaf:...Whoa, dude, that's a little overkill, isn't it?
 * Stan: No. He's going to a cold frozen hell when I'm through with him. After how much suffering and cruelty, he doesn't deserve to be believed, NOR to even exist.
 * Jeremy: Wow, comrade Stan, such strong talk.
 * Olaf: Even if you get the maximum training, even you would be no match for Cold Heart. Duke has been the only person to stand up to and even intimidate Cold Heart himself, though at the cost of his own leadership. He knows how powerful Cold Heart is, and if you ask him, he'll tell you he's dangerous for a rookie no matter how much experience they've gained. He is far too powerful, and would annihilate you in an instant.
 * Stan: I don't care! If I die doing what's right, then so be it!
 * ???: A simple sacrifice is worth nothing compared to Cold Heart, I'm afraid. (Carrie appears with Duke) Because so many of our resistance members have made that claim and actually went through with it, it doesn't hold any weight even to Cold Heart. Sacrifices may be a sign of true heroism, but it only leads to us losing more members. And as a resistance that needs as much as possible, we can't afford nor allow such a philosophy to occur. Self-sacrifice is only necessary in our resistance when there's no other options. Just sacrificing yourself for the sake of justice is just meaningless to us now.
 * Duke: I'm afraid she's right. Sacrifice is just a lost cause since it only leads to us losing valuable members. Being in this resistance requires determination, persistence, and above all, never giving up!
 * Stan:... I think all those words are basically the same thing.
 * Duke: Well, it is true. Being a part of the resistance means you have to do what it takes no matter how the odds are displayed. It's one of our biggest philosophies. So if you want to help us and yourself defeat Cold Heart, you must have the determined motivation and the courage to make it possible. Throw away ALL thoughts of surrender or defeat, because as soon as you want to sacrifice yourself, you've proven yourself useless to our ranks.
 * Stan:... You... You don't kick out those who do that, do you?
 * Carrie: Of course not.... Not anymore. When my father was in charge, rules like discharging those with too much self-sacrifice were what made this resistance almost intolerable. Which is why when I was put in charge, I had to enforce this philosophy in a different way. Indeed, self-sacrifice can be bold, but when it comes to Cold Heart's power, we can't afford that because it leads to us losing members. So you must leave your thoughts of sacrificing yourself for honor behind, and instead see the goal through, or die trying! Is that understood?
 * Stan: YES, SIR, I MEAN MAM, I MEAN BABE, I MEAN PRETTY LADY, I MEAN... Oh, whatever, you get the point!
 * An Owl came in!
 * Owl: "Miss Carrie! Cold Heart and Pitch are on the move! They seem to be heading torwords the realms of each guardian!"
 * Carrie: "Figures. Pitch is dragging Cold Heart into an attempt to de-moralised the guardians. Well he instead just risked himself a defeat. We must seek the two out and defeat them."
 * Duke: "Well, I vote we sic those outsiders on Cold-Fart-"
 * Godfry's laughter was heard!
 * Duke: "..... As I was saying, I vote we sic the outsiders on Cold Heart, and we lead Pitch into a trap."
 * Carrie: "Actselly, Celestia herself wishes to keep the others out of it. She wants to deal with Cold Heart. She wanted to do it alone, but I have ultamately convinced her to let me help. We'll let the Guardians deal with Pitch. He's strictly THEIR problem alone. Cold-Heart is OUR problem. Understand?"
 * Duke: "Right, but, what are we suppose to do with those others?"
 * Carrie: "We'll bring them along to fight off Snowmen, but that's about it."
 * Duke:...And you're sure the Guardians are fit to fight after their situation with North and keeping his Workshop from getting out of hand?
 * Carrie: They must go to protect their homes, father. They need their homes to remain strong just like North does. We can't afford to have any other Guardian members weakened, otherwise we'll lose any hope of defeating Pitch and Cold Heart. That's why we've sent some of our resistance members to watch North during this mission and make sure he's okay.
 * Duke: Then...then we can't afford any mistakes. Everyone must be in their ordered position, and never let their guards down for a second. If we fail this one, we fail entirely!
 * Stan: Then let's get moving.
 * Jeremy:...How exactly are we going to protect all the Guardians' realms at one time?
 * Duke: Split up, of course! We'll plan the attack on the way because we have no time to plan it in the briefing room. Those realms MUST be protected at all costs!
 * Carrie: Alright, I'll alert all available troops to start the mission. (Several shadowy black-sand horses were seen spying on them and left before they could be noticed)
 * Twilight was pacing.
 * Twilight: "..... This inaction is getting to me."
 * Spike: Twilight, give it a rest, you've been having the same thoughts since we rescued Taiku from drowning. Didn't you say you were going to get over Celestia's previous claims of you being untrustworthy with black magic? I mean, I'd expect you to know why she would think that, because that stuff is extremely addictive. Do you even read about any ponies in history who have actually tried black magic?
 * Twilight: Yes, but they all have a thing in common. Training in black magic means you must gain a vision to see what happens when you abuse such powers for personal gain or other worthless means.
 * Spike:...Have YOU ever experienced that vision yet?
 * Twilight: Not necessarily, because I've never gotten enough experience and power for it to occur. In order for me to see it, I must be powerful enough to make the vision a reality. It exists as a warning to be careful with your powers because if you aren't and use them for your own benefits, whether it be for a right reason or not, these visions WILL become reality no matter how hard you avoid it.
 * Spike: (As the dark unknown figure was seen looking through the window) Well, you seem to be mastering it pretty well. You've mastered PLENTY of spells. You'd think a talented pony like you would gain that vision already. (The figure chuckles)
 * Twilight: As much as I can agree with that term, I think there's a reason I never experienced it yet. When I first considered studying black magic, I was a little nervous of the consequences. Ponies I read in books that have grown corrupt with it's power all experienced these visions, and when they worked hard to avoid it for their own benefit, they would ALWAYS fail and the vision would be reality, leading them to what made them overlords of evil in the first place. Black magic is unpredictable and does much more powerful and impossible things than common light magic. There are several variants of it including necromancy, witchcraft, and especially legilimancy like Eagle-Beak! Black magic can induce fear and hatred, which is what makes it so infamous.
 * Spike: So...why'd you decide to do it, then?
 * Twilight: "Well, in one hoof, morbid curiousity. In another, to satisfy a silly childhood dream of being an awesome master of both Light and Darkness, that way, I would perfectly know now to counteract every single dark magic only villain in Equestia, maybe even BEYOND. In theory, I could even make Pitch Black wet himself at the mere mention of my first name alone."
 * Spike: ".... So, asentually both, huh? Well, you have to be an extremely awesome master of magic to get away messing with Dark Magic without becoming the exact oppisite."
 * (Icky): "Wait, you did it out of being morbidly curious AND because of that childhood dream of yours to control both Light AND Dark magic?"
 * (Twilight): "That's right."
 * (Shrek): "Well, I guess thanks to Black Kat introdusing you to Eqinox Magic, your now living the dream."
 * (Twilight): "(Sighs happly.) More then that. That dream was originally destroyed by Pitch..... But Black Kat then brought it back and made it even better. I did and am now capable of things impossable with even only doing Light or Dark magic. It's so, amazing on how two conflicting forces can work togather in perfect harmony."
 * (Po): "Well that's mainly because of Balenceo. Otherwise, even Equinox Magic isn't any better then just NORMAL darkness. Remember Scor-Pan?"
 * (Twilight): "Well don't worry, Black Kat already did the Balenceo Ritual for me a LONG time ago, so having me end up like him is never an issue."
 * (Rarity): "We, uh, kinda thought it was back when Qui exposed Celestia's dirty secret about Tirek and-"
 * (Spike): "She was pretending to teach both Celestia and Qui a lesson that they shouldn't do conspiracies like that and a taste of irony."
 * (Rarity): "I know, but still, is it ever possable for that Balenceo stuff to be, well.... Compromised?"
 * (Twilight): "You mean like Balenceo being taken away or failing? Luckly, things like that are very rare. Once you have Balenceo, your pretty much stuck with it, and spells designed to take that away are restricted to punishments or magical retirements and those not entrusted with that kind of duty are NEVER allowed to have those spells. Heck, not even I'M allowed to have those kind of spells!"
 * (Fluttershy): "But, is it possable for NON-Equinox users to learn those kind of spells?"
 * (Twilight): Don't worry, without even a minor trace of Eqinox, non-Eqinox Users can't even do a cheap level one verson of any such spell. You pretty much have to be like the Guardians of Childhood's magic level to do Equinox Spells without actual Equinox training.
 * (Icky): Does... Pitch know the spell?
 * (Twilight): He may be powerful, but even he has no control over Balanceo. He only finds ways around it through his powers of fear and hate. He is manipulative through fears the same way the Devil is to his own deals.
 * (Icky): "Is that how he got to you?"
 * (Twilight): "Luckly, no. Pitch was too convinced that I don't loll into Nightmares so easily. So he never bothered. But...he had OTHER ways to get to me. And THAT's what would lead to something that would almost destroy me. He didn't need mind tricks to get to me. But watching me discuss this to Spike gave him just what he needed to almost be rid of me AND his enemies. What he needed...to bring me under his fearful ways."
 * (Icky): Well, obviously, because just mind tricks are just child's play to a guy like Pitch. If he would want to get to a person like you, he'd have to trick you into doing something I'm sure would make your worse fears come true.
 * (Twilight): Precisely. Sure he would just give me a false vision and get around to making it impossible to avoid just like the Scarlet Witch did with Iron Man in Age of Ultron, but even I wouldn't fall for that silly trick because I would still avoid it as easily. Again, he didn't use mind tricks, he used JUST tricks! Which will come later.
 * Spike:...So...you just wanted to be a master of both light and dark magic? Isn't there a name for masters like that?
 * Twilight: Yes, though I only read it as a filly, and I couldn't find a similar source for a while. But whatever it is, if I'm going to be an excellent student for Celestia, I need to balance both sides out so I can be pitch-perfect.
 * Spike:...You sure it was actually a good idea to learn black magic behind your own mentor's back?
 * Twilight: Yes, and even I agreed it would be quite a risky move, so I decided to keep it a surprise. Though I would have yet to see this vision once I have enough experience, I'll someday be a perfect...something, or rather.
 * (Merlin): You knew what Equinox magic was, yet you didn't know what it was called until you started lessons with Kat?
 * (Twilight): As odd as it sounds, yes.