When Turkeys Revolt

When Turkeys Revolt is the Thanksgiving Special of the 1st Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. When a turkey named Necky has finally had enough of Thanksgiving and all the turkeys that suffered from it, he desides to start a turkey revolt, tis all because his Sister Leekey has been taken to a turkey farm! blinded by ambition to better turkeys everywhere, he robs a weapon store and leads a new found "Turkey revulision" planning to attack on the Dragon Realm's Annual Thanksgiving Parade. It's up to the lougers who are spending their first Thanksgiving together along with Kairi, The Turkey from the House of Mouse Thanksgiving Episode who is Necky and Leeky's cousin and a certain pegasus pony (who she and Rainbow Dash are spending Thanksgiving with the Louge along with taking part in the Thanksgiving Parade with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the Cutie Mark Crusaders representing Equestria's float) to find a peaceful solution to this sudden feather-fiended attack and tell Necky that hating Thanksgiving and causing a violent revelution isnt the answer before he's slained by Blooddog Rover, Mr. Knife, & the Piglet Brothers, his sworn enemies Also in a side story, Spyro is chosen to host the Valley of Peace's Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace with all of the Kung Fu Masters from all the provinces of China coming and both Lord Shen and Kairi are attending as well but the downside is that all of the other lougers and Cynder are not invited because only those who mastered Kung-Fu are invited and Spyro is a Kung Fu Master now. How is Spyro going to celebrate the Autumn Festival Feast and his first thanksgiving with Kairi and the other lougers without disappointing evreyone?

Chapter 1: The Louge's First Thanksgiving, The Autumn Festival Feast And Some House Guests
The Temple
 * It is early dawn in the Dragon Realms and the Sun begins to rise above the temple. On the roof we see a familiar Purple Dragon looking at the rising sun as we hear him narrate in the background.
 * (Spyro): A legendary Kung Fu Indigo Dragon once told me that there is a balaence between light and darkness. A wise dead lion king once said that Light and Darkness are apart of the Great Circle of Life. Well, I guess they are both right.
 * Spyro has somthing with him. It is a chinese purple latern with a drawing of himself, Sparx and Kairi with the yin and yang symbol.
 * (Spyro): Another importance to the circel of life are the seasons and their hoildays, because three days from now, me, Kairi, Spongebob and the other lougers are going to spend the fall's hoilady which is our first as a family. It's the season of Giving known as Thanksgiving.
 * Sparx appears.
 * Sparx: "Yo buddy, are you gonna come in or what? Preperations for the dinner are almost done."
 * Spyro: I'll be down shorty Sparx, what do you think of this? (Shows Sparx the latern)
 * Sparx: Ooh, very nice. Uhh...what's it for?
 * Spyro: "It's a gift for Kairi. i know the drawngs are not perfect, and chinese lanterns are not very well related to thanksgiving, but i thought she deserves something nice."
 * Sparx: "Ok. I'm gonna go tell teh others your coming down soon enough. you don't wanna miss the turkey."
 * Spyro: "Sparx, i am still, concern about Thanksgiving's traditions. i had a talk when Shen, and he said he kinda dislikes Thanksgiving because he thinks it's a legalised day for turkey geniside. i understand our bird friends finding the tridition, distasteful, but, "Legal genisde"? it concerns me, Sparx. it feels like an extreme injustice is allowed to remain unanswered because, everyone doesn't think about the sufferers. it's like what the snails are going through, no one cares for the suffering of who knows how many turkeys, and it's a mystery why they didn't went extint by now."
 * Sparx: Yeah, you and me both, pal. But dont worry about it. There will be no turkey eating this year cause we are going to have diffrenet kinds of meat for the dinner in three days time. Rost Beef, Ham, Salmon. Alex and the other meat eating lougers went all out this year.
 * Spyro: "Maybe not us for obvious reasons, but other non-bird families clearly are having a turkey thanksgiving. I'm worried this unchanged tradition is a respie for deshaster."
 * (Spyro): Yes, I am a bit concerned about unchanged traditions reguarding birds watching their poor turkey realitives getting slaughtered but the brighter upside is the Valley of Peace's Annual Autumn Festival which cearly dosent involve eating birds pluse the Kung Fu world has a legendary Autumn Festival Tradition that Kairi, Sparx, Po, The Five and I are about to become apart of.


 * We now see Lord Shen's wolf and apes getting the place decorated for thanksgiving while being supervised and instructed by Shrek with Donkey, Puss, Alex, Marty and the Penguins helping.

Flashback reality. Meanwhile
 * Lord Shen: "Ah, i see the preperations are being accounted for."
 * Shrek: Aye, Shen. Everything is coming along nicely. This is going to be a first Shell Louge Thanksgiving no one will ever forget.
 * Alex: Yeah, and we asked Po's Dad, Mr. Ping to make us noodle soup for the dinner. That will really make the turkey impressed.
 * Marty: Speaking of the Turkey, where is he anyway?
 * Lord Shen: The square-one is till giving our honored guest a tour of the Temple. Now if you excuese me, I have somthing importaint to tell Kairi that will involve her, the Panda, the purple-one and the dragonfly. Shifu will make certain that he will tell them.
 * Ed the hyena is still crying!
 * Shenzi: "Ah, save your tears, Ed."
 * Lord Shen: "(Sighs), let me guess, the mentally challnaged one is still upset that we're NOT going to eat turkey for thanksgiving?"
 * Banzai: "I'm not so thrilled either man. Shenny boy, mind telling us again why we can't have turkey on thanksgiving?"
 * Lord Shen: Because, Hyena did you and the other carnivore lougers recall your promise to Spongebob and Ignitus before the Turkey choose to? spend Thanksgiving with us?
 * Spongebob: "I know this hard you guys, but you must promise not to eat The House of Mouse Turkey, he's a good friend of King Mickey, a huge ally to the shell louge squad, and we must not eat him. also, remember that some of your bird friends find serious offence of eating a bird realitive on thanksgiving. So, what is it i say."
 * Shenzi and Banzai (with Ed grunting in this familier rytim): "We won't eat turkey on thanksgiving."
 * Banzai: "I know. and all that stuff we got is appatising an all, but, it feels, untriditional for thanksgiving."
 * Lord Shen: "Believe me, i am from the land of tridition, i should understand the pain of changing it, but this tridition is not favered to the bird members of the louge."
 * Cynder: "Tridition by all means isn't bad, but some triditions are better changed then others. I for one find this legalised geniside thing distasteful."
 * Lord Shen: "That's my adoubted daughter, Cynder."
 * Banzai: "Peacock's pet dragon."
 * Cynder: What was that Banzai?
 * Banzai: Nothing!
 * Shenzi: (Sees Shen leaving) Hey, where are you going?
 * Lord Shen: I am going to find Kairi. I have somthing very important to tell her and Shifu has the same thing for the Panda, Purple-one and Dragonfly.
 * Banzai: Would you care to tell us what this important thing is Shenny Boy?
 * Lord Shen: "In good timing."
 * Spongebob is still showing the House of Mouse Turkey around the Temple.
 * Spongebob: Gee Mr Turkey. We're really thankful King Mickey recomended you to be with us on Thanksgiving and would join us for dinner in three days.
 * The Turkey: No, Spongebob my boy. It is I who must give thanks to you for allowing me to show the world that I am more then a big, fat, bird who gets chased around to be eaten once a year and goes.."Gobble".
 * Mimi: (Sqealing like a fangirl) The Gobble, Gobble House of Mouse Turkey! Please do the Gobble-Gobble thing for me!
 * Gobble the turkey: "(Gobbles like a real turkey)."
 * Mimi: "EEEK!"
 * Gobble: "Is that girl, alright?"
 * Spongebob: (Scoffs) She's just excited as evreyonelse.
 * Girl Sora (Appeaing with Byiomon annoyied at Mimi): Never mind her Mr. Gobble. Come with me, I'll take you to your guest room for the next two days.
 * Byiomon: We'll get you somthing to eat while we wait for Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Crusaders and Mr. Ping to arrive.
 * Gobble: My guest room and more house guests? How droll. (Leaves with them)
 * Spongebob: Boy, this is going to be the best first Shell Louge Thanksgiving ever. The carnivore lougers are on their best behaviors, Merlin placed a spell on them to resist turkey eating temptation and nothing can possible ruin the festivities.

Chapter 2: Necky The Turkey Who Hates Thanksgiving
Turkey farm.
 * Turkeys are seen in pens, cages, and even a free-range. in one pen, is a small family of turkeys.
 * a young male turkey looked as abusive pig farmers drag a group of turkeys somewhere.
 * a female turky walked up to him.
 * Female Turkey: "Necky, don't concern yourself with the unfortunate ones. Mom, Dad, and our little brother need you in their time of need, to mourn the lost of Grandpa, who was choosen by the choosers."
 * Necky: "Leekey, why must our kind suffer? Suffering, to become food for, every single carnverious creature out there? why isn't there those standing up to this madness? Why must this torture and slaughter continue?"
 * Leekey: "Necky, we're turkeys. we're lesser forms of birds. Unlike, Peacocks or even the famous bald eagles, we don't have nationalisum protaction or a unqite trait. we're just, poultrey."
 * Necky: "Does that justify madness? NO! i wish there was a way we can break out of this, nightmare!"
 * Leekey: "Necky, your just a turkey. the choosers are too powerful, other creatures are too powerful. Now please, come comfert our family. Grandfather's death was hard on them, as i know it's on you, but they need a strong spirit of their son to pull them through this."
 * Necky: (Sighs) Fine! I shall! ("But just wait, choosers! I'll be the one choosing someday! You'll always be the cruel murderous lackeys you are!")(Necky's mother and father sob) Uh, Mother? Father? I'm so sorry about what happened to Grandpa.
 * Necky's Ma: (Sobbing) I loved him more than anybody! He meant everything to me! I just...(Cries)
 * Necky: Well, why don't you just do something abo--(Leekey punches him in the arm) OW!
 * Leekey: (In a quiet tone) Shut up! You know they can't, turkeyhole!
 * Necky: My apologies.
 * Necky's Pa: Well, let's at least be thankful for the choosers. It's not like we can do a thing about it.
 * Necky's Ma: I agree. But I swear, if I lose one of you guys, I don't know if I'll ever live with myself any longer.
 * Necky's Pa: But in the meantime, let's be proud to give birth to our new son. (A turkey chick is seen playing around cooing like a baby)...(Necky's parents begin crying again)
 * Necky: Oh, please! Hey, I know what'll cheer you up! (Farts, and floats in the air while farting) I have the joy, joy, joy, joy down in my fart! (Necky's Ma and Pa, along with the turkey chick, begin laughing)
 * Necky's Ma: Oh, Necky, that always cheers me up! You and your silly farting trick.
 * A skinny, aged, and angry looking bloodhound farmer opens the pen.
 * Bloodhound farmer: "Hello, turkey pen 6521/Q87. Good ol' farmer Blooddog Rover here. I heard y'all has a new turkey chick here. Y'all are aware of the rules: Turkey chicks are to be taken to the chick pen. And no, expections. expsically, not you bunch, not after what Necky done did to my eye (points to an eyepatch) Now hand him over, or do i have to get the Piglet brothers in here, like i done did to Grandpa?" (Necky's Ma and Pa cry even more)
 * Necky: ("Man, that guy is an ASSHOLE!")
 * Blooddog Rover: Go on, hand him over!
 * Necky's Ma: Good luck out there, son!
 * Young Chick: Mama gida gobble! (Laughs, and Blooddog? Rover? takes her)
 * Necky's Pa: Is he gonna be okay where he is, Rover?
 * Blooddog: Relax, Mr. Gobblestien! He'll be fine with the others.
 * Necky: (Grins madly at him)
 * Blooddog: Don't you gimme that damn look, son! You know the rules around here: Any protesting turkeys get COOKED FOR THANKSGIVING! And that includes YOU! As long as you live in my turkey farm, you will obey my rules! Tell him, boys! (3 giant buff pigs appear, these were the Piglet Brothers)
 * Roger Piglet: Are we gonna have a problem here, shorty?
 * George Piglet: Yeah! Are we?
 * Harold Piglet: I sure hope not! Because if we are, it's the Gauntlet for you!
 * Necky: THE GAUNTLET! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Hides behind parents as the Piglet Bros laugh while snorting)
 * Roger: That's right! We cooked your Grandpa, and we'll cook you if we have to!
 * The farmers walked away.
 * Necky: "I can't believed we allowed them to break our family again."
 * Leekey: "Necky, this isn't the first time aour family, or everyone's family has been broken by Blooddog Rover and the Piglet brothers. they take away the young, the old, the fat enough, and the disobedient. Fortunatly, we don't eat alot because Rover has clear resentment of you, i mean, there is occational food, but not as much the other turkeys are getting."
 * Necky: "How can you be, ok with this? besides, not all turkeys are cooked to death! this turkey named Blackey was just caged."
 * Leekey: 'Because he's wild and dangerious! because he killed a fellow turkey! he became more cruel then the choosers, and was declaired not to be sold for any reason."
 * Necky: What happened to Blackey that made him become so wild and dagerous?
 * Leekey: "No one knows, not even the choosers. some say that he's just a wild turkey, others think the choosers killed off his family, and became a resentful, vengeful bird. Grandpa said it's because he was cursed by Darkspawn to become like this. All we know, is that Blackey is certainly, a beast among turkeys."
 * Necky: "Well, he's kinda of a hero for trying to defeat the choosers. but they really cheated with that giant butterfly net."
 * Leekey: Thats because Blackery was to proud of his fights agaisnt the choosers, the farmers caught him before he could act and escaped.
 * Necky's Pa: But don't blame the choosers, son! Those are the rules!
 * Necky: ALL I'VE HEARD ALL MY LIFE IS RULES, RULES, RULES! There should be a law that forbids cruelty like this! No matter what those choosers do for the rest of their lives, they'll be nothing but cruel, stubborn, selfish, no-good, stupid, unfair, crazy, psychotic bird-eating barbarians! (Turns around to see Blooddog and the Piglet Bros staring at them) YIPE!
 * Blooddog: What did you just call me?
 * Necky: Uhh...I called you...uhh...
 * Blooddog: Piglet Bros, I think this trouble maker needs to learn how to respect superiors!
 * Necky: Oh, I hope you don't mean yourselves!
 * Blooddog: WHAT?!?
 * Necky: (Covers mouth)
 * Blooddog: That's it! Piglet Bros? Take him to the Whipping Room!
 * Roger Piglet: With pleassure, Blooddog!

front desk. the turkey pens. Farmer Steed's farm.
 * A business suit coyote was walking with a friendly looking farmer horse.
 * Horse: "Now, Mr. Knife, are you sure your running a friendly business?"
 * Mr. Knife, a dag the coyote look-a-like in a suit: "But alcourse, Farmer Steed. here in Knife's turkey farm, we have the best collection of the happiest turkeys we have."
 * Farmer Steed: "Nobody looked happy back there."
 * Mr. Knife: "Just trust me on this one! We treat our turkeys, with the upmost care."
 * Blooddog kicks the door open!
 * Blooddog: "Pardon us boss, (Necky is seen strangled by the Piglet brothers) But we gotta whip up this bird the meanest way possable!"
 * Mr. Knife: "NOT IN FRONT OF A CUSTAMER, YOU IDIOTS! HE'LL CALL SPCA ON US?!"
 * Blooddog: ".... I did not put that into consideration."
 * Farmer Steed: "What's going on here!"
 * Mr. Knife: "Nothing! They were just gonna put back. (Angerly) right boys?!"
 * Blooddog and the piglet brothers nodded.
 * Farmer Steed: "Anyway, i came to buy a new female turkey, all my old ones got, well, old."
 * Mr. Knife: "Alcourse Mr. Steed, it's because..."
 * Farmer Steed: "Well, i just don't believe in killing turkeys, even on thanksgiving. not just because i'm a horse and there for a vegitarian, but because, it ain't plain right to kill turkeys as a tridition. if i could, i would change the tridition of thanksgiving about that whole turkey geniside nonsense, because a death of a life even for a celebrated tridition is not right."
 * Roger Piglet: "I bet he's real fun at parties."
 * Mr. Knife: "SHUT UP, ROGER! (calms down) Byut alcourse, Mr. Steed. the one good female we haven't already, "Prepared', and still ripe and young, is a miss Leekey."
 * Necky: (Did that jerk just said what I think he said?)
 * Farmer Steed: "How healthy is she?"
 * Mr. Knife: "Well, uh, because Blooddog is getting, old, he forgets to feed the pens. she is getting, abit thin."
 * Farmer Steed: "Well, i'll buy her off of you, and money is not an object. I think i can raise a turkey better then you bunch."
 * Mr. Knife: "SLPENDED! We'll start by 40$."
 * Farmer Steed: "Done."
 * Necky: (Am I seeing things or did that jerk of a farm owner just sold my sister to not just a farmer who wont murder my kind on Thanksgiving but a kind herbivore no less? God bless this vegitarian chooser!)
 * Mr. Knife: "Now, just follow me to.... What pen is Leekey on again?"
 * Blooddog: To # 4 where me and the Piglet boys deal with you-know-who.
 * Necky: (Which he means me, the turkey who hates Thanksgiving. Who else?)
 * Mr. Knife: "Ah, yes, that's it. Number 4."
 * Leekey: "Necky made another mistake. Why must he be so, implusive?"
 * Necky's Mom: "He takes after dad."
 * Necky's Dad: "Well, Grandpa was always a tough, stubborn bird."
 * Leekey: "Let's just be lucky the choosers won't pick on us."
 * Suddenly Mr Knife and Farmer Steed arrive with Blooddog and the Piglet Bros who are still holding Necky.
 * Mr. Knife: Here we are, Farmer Steed, Number 4 where we've kept your new female turkey, Leekey, as promised. A fine young speciemen of a female turkey is she not?
 * Farmer Steed: "Yep. i bet the male turkeys i got would be all over her."
 * Mr. Knife snaps his fingers.
 * Mr. Knife: "Boys, put, Necky down, and pick up Leekey."
 * Necky: (As Roger puts him down): Well, I guess I'm not going to the Whipping Room after all, huh guys?
 * Farmer Steed: "What did he say?"
 * Mr. Knife: "Uh, we have, uh, a whip cream room for the turkeys! Turkeys love whip cream!"
 * Roger Piglet: "But i thought we pick up a torture whip and-"
 * Mr. Knife kicks Roger in his crouch!
 * Necky: Yeah what Mr Knife said. I just love whip cream.
 * Farmer Steed: (To Leecky) Hello, there girl. I am Farmer Steed and I am your new owner. I wont kill you for thanksgiving because im a vegitarian.
 * Leekey: Woah, I got the best out of this sweet! Now we're talking.
 * Necky's mom: "NO! I refuse to let you go, Leekey! NOT AGAIN, CHOOSERS! Even if the horse promise her a promise land, i can't let her leave! listen to me, Farmer Steed! Mr. Knife and his assuiates did atroitys to us! they abused us, humiliate us, and kill us! they broken families and spirits! i aplore you, Mr. Steed, call the ASPCA! This farm volilates all forms of animal righ-"
 * Blooddog grabs Necky's Mom!
 * Blooddog streaches her neck, opens his mouth, and chomps down hard!
 * Farmer Steed was in shock.
 * Leekey was horrifived, tearing.
 * Necky's father begin to cry.
 * Necky was in terrable disbelief.
 * Necky's mom's body wasn't moving.
 * Blooddog open his mouth, reveling a gasg wound.
 * Blooddog: "Uh, apologies y'all have to see that. You see, this one is a mental nutcase, and i had to put it out of her misery."
 * Mr. Knife: "Uh, Mr. Steed, by, any chance, you, won't revel this to the ASPCA? if you do, i'll give Leekey for free."
 * Farmer Steed: "Are you asking me to be dishonest? clear volilations and acts of cruelty are taking place! you people are treating these turkeys like-"
 * Mr. Knife: "(Laughs), Farmer Steed, my farm is the biggest in Virginia, bigger then yours. with the right lawyers, and the buying of your land, i can buy you out of exsicence! Now, are you gonna take the free turkey, and promise to SHUT UP about this, or, do i have you buy you out of house and home... and take away your Gazelle wife and horse gazelle freaks of kids of yours in the progress?"
 * Farmer Steed: "Are.... Are you threating me and my family?"
 * Mr. Knife: "Threat is such a strong word, Steed. i prefer to say, "tough negosiation." Now, free turkey, or litterly nothing?"
 * Farmer Steed looks at the troubled turkeys.
 * Leekey: "Please vegitarian chooser, don't sacrivice your family for us. I'm willing to go with you."
 * Farmer Steed: "But-"
 * Leekey: "Please, maybe one day these choosers will face commupence for their sins, but right now, they're too powerful in lawyers and money. please, just take me."
 * Mr. Knife: "I listen to the turkey, Steed."
 * Necky: Yeah, after what you have seen. I'd listen if I were you.
 * Farmer Steed (was silent but then sigh): Very well. I'll take your sister away from here.
 * Mr. Knife: (Dubbed as Hades) Good Answer.
 * Leecky: Good bye, Necky. I'm going to miss you.
 * Necky: I know, sister! No matter how long it takes, we will be together in freedom! I promise!
 * Blooddog: "You'll be dead before then, Necky!"
 * Mr. Knife: "Thank you, and come again, Mr. Steed."
 * two horse-gazelle hybreed children play around, as a female Gazelle was feeding the turkeys.
 * a duck gardener walks over.
 * Duck: "Hello, Misses Gaz. Where's your husband?"
 * Miss Gaz: "Oh, he went to get another turkey. alot of our females are getting old, and he perfers they go peacefully and buried instead of killing them and sell them on thanksgiving, Bill."
 * Bill the duck: "And i mighty appresiated that. I assume y'all are gonna have a great vegatarian thanksgiving?"
 * Miss Gaz: We sure are and I hope you'll be joining us in three days.
 * Bill the Duck: Why thank you Misses Gaz. Mighty kind.
 * Miss Gaz (Sees Farmer Steed's truck coming): Oh, here he comes now.
 * Horse/Gazelle hybreed kids: "DADDY!"
 * Farmer Steed (Gets out of the truck while still holding Leecky) Howdy evereyone. Well Leecky, what do you think of your new home?
 * Leekey: "It's great... but, it's sad my family... what's left of them, can't come."
 * Farmer Steed: "(Quietly) Believe me, i wish i can help them."
 * Leecky: It's ok, Steed. You did what you could but my Brother will survive somehow. I know it in my gibblets.

Chapter 3: Autumn Feast Preperations & The Birth of a Turkey Revolution of Madness
the dragon temple. Meanwhile Spyro's room. dinner room. Soothsayer's room. Menwhile in the Main Hall Turkey farm. Mr. Knife's office. The Valley of Peace- The Jade Palace
 * Soothsayer gasped!
 * Boss Wolf: "What's wrong Soothsayer?"
 * Soothsayer: "I feel, a disterbence in the engry of life."
 * Boss Wolf: "What is it?"
 * Soothsayer: "I must get visions first. they usually come after the feeling. i felt a feeling like this before when, Shen attacked the panda village. I feel, an equily malvolent force in the verison. I must look into this more. but try to keep this to yourself, i do not want to ruin everyone's fun... not until i know for sure."
 * Boss Wolf: Soothsayer, your secret is safe with the wolf.
 * Kairi is helping Boy Sora, Girl Sora, Byiomon (After escorting Gobble to his guest room) and Fiona finnish off whats left of the decorations.
 * Princess Fiona: What do we do this?
 * B.O.B.: "Do with what?"
 * Dr. Cockroach: She is talking about this decoration, B.O.B.
 * Kairi: Let's see, why dont we put it here?
 * Unknown to her is that Spyro was peeking through the doorway while standing upright and holding his latern gift for her behind his back with Sparx peeking with him.
 * Spyro: Shhh. Quiet. We musnt get Kairi's attention.
 * Sparx: WHAT!!! I cant hear you with your whisper- (Spyro puts his tail in Sparx's mouth)
 * Spyro: Ok, sneek quietly pass Kairi without.
 * Familier voice: Hey Spyro, whatcha doing?
 * Spyro and Sparx jump and see Spongebob right behind them.
 * Sparx: Spongebob, you crazy little idiot! You almost scare me and Spyro to death!
 * Spongebob: "You guys up to something?"
 * Spyro: (Still hiding his latern behind his back) Hey Spyro, uh..nothing much, just Sparx and I going to meet Mr. Gobble.
 * Spongebob: (Noticing Spyro's lantern) Whatcha got there Spyro?
 * Sparx: "Ah nuts, he saw your gift thingie fot Kairi!"
 * Spyro: Sparx!
 * Then Spongebob just gave the two a gleeful look when he found out that Squidward loved Krabby Patties.
 * Spyro: Uh, Spongebob, why are you looking at me like that?
 * Spongebob: "You want to give Kairi a purple chinese lamp with you and Kairi on it, don't ya Spyro?"
 * Sparx: Busted!
 * Spyro: Ok Spongebob, you got me. This is my gift to Kairi for the Valley of Peace's Annual Autumn Festival. I know the drawngs are not perfect, and chinese sun lanterns are not very well related to thanksgiving, but I thought she deserves something nice. But please dont ruin the surprise for her, Sponge.
 * Spongebob: Dont worry, I'll keep it a surprise for you.
 * Spyro (Sighs in releaf) Thanks Spongebob, I just need a place to hide it untill after the two days.
 * Then a certain snail slithers up to Spyro while he is still talking to Spongebob.
 * Gary: Meow.
 * Spongebob: "You better hide that thing before Kairi takes note."
 * Spyro: "Uh, right! thanks!"
 * Spyro vanisghed!
 * Sparx: "Whoa wait up!"
 * Shifu: "Spongebob, you wouldn't by chance seen Spyro anywhere, did you?"
 * Spongebob: "He went to his room."
 * Shifu: "Alcourse. Thanks."
 * Spongebob: "What do you need him for anyway?"
 * Shifu: I wanted to talk to Spyro about the Annual Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace.
 * Spongebob: "You mean like chinese thanksgiving, but no turkey?"
 * Shifu: "The Autumn festival feast is more then just "A chinese thanksgiving"."
 * Spongebob: "It is?"
 * Shifu: "Yes, but your aware what i have informed you, so i must partake to Spyro."
 * Spongebob sighed.
 * Spongebob: "I know."
 * Sparx: "I think that thing is too fat for drewers, Spyro."
 * Spyro: "Saids the dragonfly who told me to put there in the first place!"
 * Sparx: Why dont we try under the bed
 * Spyro: (Sees that the space under his bed is big enough for the lantern) Sparx, your a geinus. (slides the lantern underneith the bed) The best part is that no one will know where it is exept us.
 * Sprax: Incase you were going to say thank you, your welcome.
 * Shifu: There you are, young dragon.
 * Spyro: "Oh, hey Shifu."
 * Sparx: "If you were wondering why we weren't helping with the preperations, Spyro, had to take a very long.... Train of thought!"
 * Shifu: (Chuckling) No, I am not here to ask you why you didnt take part in the preperations for the louge's Thanksgiving, I am here to talk to you and Sparx about the Autumn Festival Feast at the Jade Palace.
 * Sparx: "You mean that chinese thanksgiving holiday?"
 * Shifu: It's more than that, Sparx. The Autumn Festival is a festive time when all of China bids farewell to the autumn and the bounty it brings us and welcome the comming winter.
 * Spyro: Shifu, are you inviting me and Sparx to the-
 * Shifu: No, Spyro. You will be hosting.
 * Spyro: "Host, the autumn festaval?"
 * Sparx: "But, what about spending time with our friends?"
 * Shifu: "They already have their own feast coming. It's a time honored tridition, and the greatest king-fu masters are invited."
 * Spyro: "You mean, the others are not invited?"
 * Shifu: "While the 5, Po, Myself, and Lord Shen are invited, with Kairi as an honored, choosen guest, the others can't come. But believe me, in light of what happened in thw winter feast, i had try to ask Master Chao to think about, adjusting the tridition abit, though he was open to make changes, he however said there isn't enough preperations for this year's feast for the other non-kung-fu masters. alot of time and engry was already spent on the visiting kung-fu masters, and more guests would exhaust things, they wouldn't be enough food for additional guests. And we are aware how the hyenas are, disappointed that tuekey will not be eaten. Can you igmagine if they weren't given the best or enough food?"
 * Sparx: "We would never hear the end of it."
 * Spyro: "Does that mean, Sparx can't come?"
 * Sparx: "So waht, i am still gonna (like crhis griffin) WHHHAAAAAAAT?!"
 * Shifu: Of course you are coming for you are an honored choosen guest as well.
 * Sparx (Sighs with releaf): Well thats music to my ears.
 * Shifu: Still wonderful news is it not? As the First Purple Dragon Master of Kung-Fu this is one of your most critical duties.
 * Spyro: "CRITICAL?! as in, the other guests will judge the feast based on my preformices as a host?"
 * Sparx: "Relax, you know most of the guests, Shifu, the 5, Po, Shen, Chao, Kairi, and yours truly, Ox and Croc will cut you some slack."
 * Spyro: "I'm more concern about the kung-fu masters i did not meet, what if i make a mistake? what if they think the feast "Ok, but could've been better"? What if i end up making a bad impression to the rest of the kung-fu council?!"
 * Shifu: "Po, as host of the winter feast, had simuler concerns."
 * Spyro: "I mean, defeating Malefor, Dark Cynder, Gaul, and a mess of other villains is one thing, but hosting a time honored feast, where i would be judged apawn best on preformice?"
 * Sparx: "He's gonna be like this for awhile, so we better get the van ready while he has his, episode."
 * Shifu: "Alcourse, maybe he'll calm down once the van is ready."
 * Spyro: (Cailms down) I'm ok, I'm not just concern about the Autumn Feast, I'm really excited for it.
 * Po comes in.
 * Po: Hey Spyro, are you excited that your hosting the Autumn Feast.
 * Spyro: I sure am. I just dont know what to say.
 * Unaware to Spyro, Sparx, Po and Shifu is that Spongebob is overhearing their conversation.
 * Shifu: Spyro, this is a huge oppertunity for you. The first time you, Sparx and Kairi will meet all of the Kung Fu Masters.
 * Po: I know, The Autumn Festival is so legenday just like the Winter Feast after it!
 * Spyro: "Well, it certainly was, unexpected."
 * Po: "Look, if your worried about, "Screwing up" or not making a fantasic enough feast, Shifu said you can have me and the 5 help out on how to host properly. believe me, there's more to being a host then what you think."
 * Spongebob sighed, and walked away.
 * Icky: "WHAT!? SPYRO, SPARX, AND KAIRI GET TO GO WITH THE FUNG-FUERS BUT WE CAN'T COME?!"
 * Spongebob: "Guys, Shifu said he tried to have Chao make arrangements, but though Chao liked the idea, alot of time and engry was made with the kung-fu masters, and that there may not be enough food for additional ones."
 * Banzai: "WHAT?! FIRST NO TURKEY, NOW THIS?! HOW IS SPYRO A KUNG-FU MASTER?! HE'S JUST A VERY GYMNASTIC DRAGON?!"
 * Cynder: "He's more then just "A gymnastic dragon", remember his lineage to Tyro?"
 * Banzai: "Oh.... Well, Spyro i understand, and Kairi is a princess and part of the linage, but SPARX?! Other then punching Shadow Demons, the guy isn't exsactly one of our more "fighting" lougers! I mean, Shenzi killed Cobra 2 times and totally pwned Merlock, so how come she wasn't invited?!"
 * Shenzi: Uh, Banz, are you forgetting one little detail that I caused Cobra's demise twice and he came back again despite me giving Merlock the justice he deserved? I am not the chosen one destiend to destroy Cobra for good. Remember?
 * Marty: Ok, This not invited thing is definitely not crack-a-lackin'!
 * Alex: It is lackin' in the crackin', my friend.
 * Sir Hiss: "Now now, everyone. let's remember that Master Chao did intent on inviting us, but limited reshorses and massive time spending prevented such. Besides, we already have our own festtivites to attend too."
 * Melman: "Wow, Sir Hiss, your really taking that Viper's going without you well."
 * Sir Hiss: "She told me herself. though, i am, sad we won't spend thanksgiving togather, i shouldn't be a pest about it and must respect chinese triditions. And i expect all everyone here to do the same."
 * Melmen: And on top of that. Spyro really deserves this since Yin Sid did dub him a Kung fu master after all.
 * Gloria: "Yeah, we should be happy for him, this is a really big honor and stuff."
 * Spongebob: Come on guys. We can have a good first Thanksgiving with or without Spyro, Kairi, Sparx and the Kung Fu Gang.
 * Evreyone: YEAH!!! (Laughs)
 * Icky: "Still sucks we can't come."
 * Everyone: "ICKY!"
 * Icky: "What? we're all thinking it!"
 * Iago: "For Spyro's sake, could be at least somewhat glad for him."
 * Icky: "Ok, i'm happy for the lucky son of a gun!"
 * Cynder: "Close enough."
 * Soothsayer: "I am sensing a gorwing, misguided darkness. a tragic soul wronged again and again by the malvolent forces at work."
 * Boss Wolf: "Who's the guy and the malvolvent forces for that matter?"
 * Soothsayer: I don't know, but what I DO know so far is that the tragic soul is a turkey.
 * Boss Wolf: A turkey? Ohhh, man, this is gonna be a downer, isn't it?
 * Soothsayer: I'm afraid so. And I fear that if this soul continues to be wronged, he will soon be determined to ruin Thanksgiving this year.
 * Boss Wolf: The question is now is that when wil he start his ambition to ruin Thanksgiving?
 * Spongebob: Now remember guys, I know this is harder than it already is, but we all agreed that Spyro and the Kung Fu gang will be given time off of Shell Lodger duty because of the Autumn Festival Feast, right?
 * Patrick: Right!
 * Bageerha: Woah Spongebob, you and the other lougers are so cailm about letting Spyro, Kairi and Sparx go with Po, Shen, Shifu and the Five to celebrate their chinese autumn holiday, I'm proud of you.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I wouldn't be the leader of the Shell Lodge Squad if I wasn't, you know. So, are you guys ready for our own Thanksgiving celebration? And just remember the one rule we promised Lord Shen. Especially you guys! (Points at Hyenas, and Ed cries)
 * Shenzi: Aw, save your tears, Ed.
 * Tai: I think we all are forgetting one more thing reguarding the Dragon Realm's Annual Thanksgiving Parade in two days.
 * Spongebob: What is it, Tai?
 * Tai: Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the Cursaiders.
 * Spongebob: Oh yeah, they volenteered to represent Equestria's float for the parade and Rarity had send Kairi's beautiful princess dress, matching shoes and tiara for the Autumn Festival to the Jade Palace because Twilight told me it was beautiful like sapphires.
 * Girl Sora: Oh Yeah, and those three fillies love Kairi ever sinced she babysit them during the incident with your pet snail Spongebob.
 * Gilda: So, what are we gonna tell Dashie, Fluttershy, Scootaloo and her friends about-
 * Suddenly they see Rainbow Dash zooming into the Temple.
 * Icky: Well speak of the devil!
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, guys! We're here for the Thanksgiving Party. But we'd better hurry it up because we're filming a new episode today.
 * Spongebob: I know Dashie but theres somthing we gotta tell you. Where's Fluttershy and the Crusaiders?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Catching up. So, Where's Kairi, the flout would be ruined without her, so ruined i would be mad at myself for weeks not getting her for the flout to represent Equestia!"
 * Icky: "Uh, yeah, small problem, Shifu beaten you too it!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Huh?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Kairi was made an honored guest for an exclusive chinese feast in the valley of peace and meeting the kung-fu masters. She can't afford to past such an honor up getting involved in, anything else."
 * Rainbow Dash: "SHE STOOD US UP?!"
 * SpongeBob: Well...yes.
 * Rainbow Dash: AW, DARN IT!! I can't believe that, little anime slut! that stupid 3D whore stood us up!"
 * Icky: "Whoa! cool it, horsey, it wasn't exsactly by her choice, Shifu dragged her into it because Master Chao wanted her to meet the other kung-fu masters."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Your just sticking up for her because your suppose too, pimps!"
 * Icky: "What ya called us?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "PIMPS! SHE'S YOUR WHORE, AND YOUR THE FLANKING PIMPS?!"
 * Gilda: "Whoa, Dash, cool it before you make a flip-flop of yourself... again."
 * Rainbow Dash snorted.
 * Fluttershy and the crusaders come in.
 * Fluttershy: "Helloe everyp-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Fluttershy, we're out of here! Kairi stood us up so she can hang out with stuck-up asian guys!"
 * Fluttershy: "Rainbow Dash, wha-"
 * Rainbow Dash shoves Fluttershy and the crusaders out!
 * Rainbow Dash: "WE DON'T NEED THAT UNLOYAL BITCH! WE CAN DO THE PARADE FLOUT THAT REPRESENT EQUESTIA, BY, OUR, SELFS!"
 * Gilda: "..... And, the Flip-flip just left."
 * Trixie: "Do you want me to cast a magic wind spell to bring the arragant one back here?"
 * Alex: "No, she just feels, betrayed. Fluttershy might reason with her, and before ya know it, she'll be cool with it."
 * Sir. Hiss: "But they will still require a replacement."
 * Mimi: "I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!"
 * Rainbow Dash (Suddenly comes back): Wait, you'll take Kairi's place? Really?
 * Mimi: "Why yes! I LOVE WEARING PRINCESS OUTFITS!"
 * Icky and Iago: "Why are we not surprised?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, that's great! Oh, and by the way, Trix?
 * Trixie: Yeah? What is it?
 * Rainbow Dash: I heard from Equestrian Studios that thy need you next week. Apparently, they're making you reappear in the series. They say you're supposed to have a rematch with Twilight, or something.
 * Trixie: "WHAT!?! But, i, i thought i was gonna be a oneshot?! I was promised a come back before, but it never came!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, concider this a make-up for the fluke. Oh, and by the canon of our show, your still on our badside, so, let me motivate you to get into character, by doing, THIS!"
 * Rainbow Dash bucks Trixie to timbuckto!
 * Icky: WOAH, JESUS!!
 * Gilda: "Dang. Was wondering when Hasbro starts praticing recuring characters. Oh, and uh, could you do us a favor?"
 * Rainbow Dash: What's that Gilda?
 * Gilda: "It's reguarding, your reaction."
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry about that, I was looking forward to this parade all month pluse Scootaloo and I went all out this year. But now that we got a replacement princess, you guys and Kairi are forgiven. Welcome aboard, Mimi.
 * Mimi: "YEAH! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE! NOTHING COULD POSSABLY RUIN THIS DAY!"
 * Alex: Uh Marty, remind me not to get on Dash's badside.
 * Marty: Sure thing, Aley-Al.
 * Necky: "Father, what is wrong with you."
 * Necky's dad: "I ate, rat poison son. I don't wanna live anymore. Your mother's dead, your sister was purchesed, grandpa is dead too, the new chick is alone without us. I, i don't wanna be in this nightmare anymore. Good-bye, Necky. If you ever had the chance, to make these monsters suffer, take it."
 * Necky's dad gagged, then death rattles.
 * Necky: No, no, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
 * After the news of Necky's Dad's sudden death, all of the turkeys have prepared a funeral survice for Necky's Parents and Grandpa. Blackey was invited.
 * Blackey was an old, wore-out, blinded in one-eye turkey with a scar acrossed his face and had black feathers.
 * Blackey: "Son, what happened to your parents, and your grandfather was horrable. This is why, the choosers can't be allowed to continue this."
 * Necky: "But what can we do? the Choosers are powerful, even you can defeat them. you dinjured them, but they still have power."
 * Blackey: "But here's what they lack.... Numbers, by the doesns. if everyone here wasn't a coward, the choosers' raign could've ended already."
 * ???: I'm afraid Blackey is right.
 * The turkeys turn to see their leader coming up to Blacky and Necky.
 * Necky: "Leady, our wise leader. But, you always say it's unwise to stand up to the choosers."
 * Leady: "I did, but look at what fear has lead: only death and suffering. Blackey, reguardless of your dangerious tendingcys, you brought a good point: the Choosers are but three pigs, a bloodhound, and coyote. we are a million turkeys. Knife made a mistake not hiring more choosers. none of them realised that we are million, but fear and threat of torture and exicution was their weapon. Necky, we want you to become our fighting spirit: next to your grandfather and Blackey, you are the only few turkeys that don't fear the choosers, and sees them, as the true weaklings. Thinking of themselfs, as strong, because they pick on the lesser."
 * Necky: "But, i promise Leekey i won't go that far, the choosers may be few, but they have size, and weapons. i heard they process guns, and farming equitment."
 * Leady: "That's why, we must make getting such weapons impossable. tonight, when the choosers are asleep, i want you to lock their toolshed. that is where the weapons lay. and when they can access their weapons, that is when, we'll strike."
 * ???: "Father, what are you saying!"
 * a beautiful turkey walks up to him.
 * Leady: "Heiry, i know what i am doing!"
 * Neiry: "Father, please, it's too dangerious!"
 * Leady: "Theres no more choice! i finally desided i wasn't gonna stand by, and watch our people suffer and die, and our child growing up, to a horrable way of life!"
 * Neiry: "But, your only gonna make things worse! Even if they don't have weapons, they can still kill us, the piglet brothers can twist our necks, and you saw what Blooddog was capable of! and Knife holds a gun in his suit! all you'll do is lead more of us to death!"
 * Necky: "Then we'll have to eb smart about it. While the Choosers are sleeping, we lay traps to disable them."
 * Neiry: "Necky, are you losing it?!"
 * Necky: "I know your scared, but obeying the choosers has lead to nothing but death. How can you just let go of the fact the choosers murdered your mother and sold her corpse to a family of Jackels!?!"
 * Neiry: (Gapses) Oh dear god your right.
 * Blackey: Comrades, we will remember my old friend and Necky's parents as they gave their lives for us. And now we now have a duty to them. A duty our ancestors whould've done a long time ago: Revolution!!!
 * Necky: Yes! REVOLUTION! Let's show them what we're really meant for! Let's give them a taste of their own medicine! Let's save Leekey, and in the process, destroy Thanksgiving for good!
 * Leady: I second that notion!
 * Necky: Tonight we will make our plan, tomorrow we will escape those bird-eating barbarians, the next day after that, We show thanksgiving what we're really made of! Whos with me?!?!
 * Turkeys gobble!
 * Mr. Knife looks at the gobbling Turkeys at his office window.
 * Mr. Knife: "Blooddog, Piglets, what is going on down there?"
 * Blooddog: "One of their dang blasted funerals no doubt."
 * Mr. Knife: "Well, i feel, uneasy about it."
 * Blooddog: "Why?"
 * Mr. Knife: "Well, if i didn't know much better then this, i say they might be trying to revolt."
 * Blooddog and the piglet brothers laughed!
 * Blooddog: "Trukeys, revolt? THAT'S ALUGH!"
 * Piglet brothers laugh and snort!
 * Mr. Knife: IDIOT! You know Necky was one of the turkeys to stand up to me!
 * Roger: Puh-lease! They're just puny little turkeys! What could they possibly do to us?
 * Mr. Knife: "Oh really? Remember his grandpa, and Blackey?!"
 * Blooddog: "Shoot, he's locked up tight, boss."
 * Mr. Knife: "Oh, then who's the big black turkey cheering with them, Bloodface! You tell me?!"
 * Roger: This could be trouble!
 * Mr. Knife: "Take care of this, NOW YOU IDIOTS!"
 * Blooddog: "Boys, get the guns."
 * Roger: Uh, guys, we have a problem.
 * Mr. Knife: What now?
 * Roger: Our guns are gone!
 * Mr. Knife: WHAT?!? GONE?!? What do you mean 'gone'?!?
 * George: Well, as it turns out, those turkeys were way ahead of us! I think they said something about ending Thanksgiving forever!
 * Mr. Knife: "Boys..... LOCK THE DOORS!"
 * They suceed in getting the doors locked.
 * Blooddog: Well now what do we do?
 * Necky: (Outside window) You can die, meatheads! (Shatters glass, and turkey swarm the room)
 * Mr. Knife: "RUN!"
 * The Piglet brothers slamed down the door, as they, Blooddog, and Mr. Knife make a run for it!
 * Mr. Knife: "THE CAR! WE GOT TO GET TO THE CAR!"
 * The five villains quickly got into their car and drove away as fast as the car can take them.
 * Necky: Good Riddence!
 * Blackey: "We'll deal with them again soon. But for now, we got prisoners to laliberate. We mus freed the caged turkeys, and gather up the free-rangers."
 * Leady: And we shaw? assemble our brethern from many other farms and commence? a turkey rally somewhere our choosers wont find us!
 * Necky: Good idea. We shaw make our plans for that tonight after we free our caged and free ranged brothers and sisters. VICTORY SCREETCH!!!!!!
 * All of the Turkeys Gobbled!
 * Spyro, Sparx and Shifu enter to see the palace servants getting ready for the Autumn Festival Feast.
 * Spyro: "Look at all this."
 * Sparx: Boy is the other lougers going to be so jealous of us when this is all over.
 * Shifu: (Gets a scroll of instructions from a box and gives it to Spyro) There are 18 juesters you must memorize for the right hand, 19 for the left.
 * Spyro: Ok, 18 juesters for the right hand, 19 for the right, I got this.
 * (Something for Scroop to write tomorrow)