Sir B.S. Yertle

Sir Bulsh Sheen Yertle was an Alternate UUniversal Yortle from Planet Yortex. He was the previous leader of his race's home planet, and has been dead for several years after an assassination. Ever since he took office, he has been a mean jerk who always treated people however he wanted, having a personality on par with Batman in both AubreyStudios82 and Forrestfire101, and as such was extremely unlikable. He cared about nothing but mostly himself, and he lost his wife as a result of this. He always treated people as inferior, put them in pain for ridiculous reasons, does mean and cruel things, he puts his own problems above all others, he always has things go his way, and he'll hurt anyone if it means he accomplish something. He was heavily hated, and he had his own hurtful way of justifying his actions. However, what caused his assassination was when he openly said he would never treat anyone nicer during an intervention, and he fired everyone who tried to convince him. It resulted in the most bitter of them getting an assassin to murder him, and all evidence of the crime was removed, and thus the secret of his murder was all but squandered, and the police didn't even investigate because of the chief's mistreatment. They didn't even bury him as they just left his body to be disposed of in the most hilarious way:. He had an abused assistant and butler named Cahl and Gimfry who serve well for his less-freeloading son Sir Yertle.

History
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Quotes

 * (Final Judgment Words) "Yeah, of course I'm not gonna treat you better. You all are so hard to know nor understand. You make mistakes on me and yourselves, you cost me a lot of money, you get me in trouble and you can't even improve upon yourselves in this government. How do you expect me to even like you? All you're good for is to do your job, and do your job how I say so, and as president, you do what I say. You all should at least be grateful you have a considerate master to look up to. (Employee #1: Sir, come on, can't you at least consider SOMETHING?) Welll... (He later shot at them and scared them out of city hall) AND DON'T COME BACK!!"
 * "No, Cahl, the limo is for higher-ups only. You take your own car. That's the rules. (Cahl: But sir, my car goes like 30 mph, it's not fair!) I don't care, Cahl! You be grateful for what you have, okay? (Cahl: But sir-) OKAY? (Cahl: FINE, GOD!!)... DON'T FLIP ME OFF, CAHL! I CAN SEE YOU!! (Later)... Cahl, this is ridiculous! You are 15 minutes late, as usual. (Employee: Sir, you're making me use a crappy vehicle. How the hell do you expect me to get here on time when you-) It's not MY fault you don't get that fixed. (Employee: YOU BROKE IT!) Lower your tone, Cahl! So, for this, you'll have to be suspended for 2 weeks. (Cahl: THAT'S NOT FAIR!) Life isn't fair, Cahl! Get used to it!"
 * "(In a hospital)... Well, Cahl, how are you feeling? (Cahl: How do you think?) I dunno, that's why I'm asking. (Cahl:... I'm GREAT, sir! How are you?) Well, I'm pretty fabulous myself. (Cahl: Well, I should hope you'd be considering you used me as an airbag during that accident.) Yeah, your body fat was able to act as a barrier between me and the wall. I wanna thank you, Cahl, if you hadn't have been there, I would've been dead or seriously injured. You're a good sport. (Cahl: (Bite me, you c**t-l****r!)) You look down, Cahl, want some synthehol? (Cahl: Sir, I don't drink.) Yeah, I know, it's for me. It's been a pretty rough day. Seriously, I had to check you into the hospital, wait in line FOREVER, then I had to wait in another waiting for fr 3 1/2 hours straight watching reruns of Duplex Schmucks, while they performed a third-degree heart transplant on you, and then I had to wait 10 minutes at the water fountain, like seriously, you have NO idea what I've been through. (Cahl:... Sir, you know I'm the one who almost died three times today, right?) OH MY GOSH, CAHL, THAT'S ALL WE EVER HEAR ABOUT, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, CAHL, CAHL, CAHL, THAT'S ALL YOU CARE ABOUT! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE SUSPENDED! I'M NOT LETTING YOU IN OFFICE UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU! GIMFRY, DISPOSE OF MY SYNTHEHOL AT ONCE! (He throws it in his face) Now, I'm gonna go out to do paperwork, and you better have fixed your attitude by the time I get it all done." (He leaves)
 * "(As Gimfry slipped) Sorry, Gimfry, I accidentally spilled water there. (Gimfry: And you didn't bother to clean it up?) No, of course not, I like to let you DO your job, I'm a considerate and thoughtful person. (Cahl: Clearly.) I NEVER SAID YOU COULD SPEAK, PEASANT!!"
 * "Cahl, I'm going out for a business trip. You listen to Ginfry while I'm gone. (Cahl: Why?) BECAUSE WE RESPECT PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOU LOUSY FREELOADER!!! (Gimfry: You, sir, are a hypocrite.) And YOU'RE an oxygen thief."
 * "(As Gimfry sat on the floor as there were no chairs) Uh, Gimfry, I've been looking over the budget, and if you keep sitting around on your fat ass, I'm gonna have to hire a new butler. So you can either A: Get up off my floor, or B: Live downtown in a cardboard box for the rest of your life! (Gimfry: But sir, I'm tired, there's no chairs here!) Do you REALLY think I care, Gimfry? Now get up before I get the resignation form. (Gimfry: (He does that) I'm terrible sorry.) Yeah, you'd better recognize next time."
 * "(Gimfry: Uh, sir, I have an idea. Can you do something constructive and give me a break?) Oh, sure, that's a GREAT idea. And maybe I'll wear a gentlemen suit, and serve people, and do chores, and live in service with a good and responsible leader, WHILE YOU WAIT IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE! (Gimfry: NO!) Then you clean this mess up NOW! (Gimfry:... (The day you die will be one of grandest celebration!)"
 * "(As something didn't go well) Well, I'm sorry, my friends. This is Cahl's fault. I- (Cahl: EXCUSE YOU?!?) Oh, what's that? You want me to fire you from the job you've loved since you were 20? (Cahl:...) Good boy. Anyway, this is Cahl's fault. I'll have him punished soon enough."
 * "(Cahl: Sir, I'm about to ask my girlfriend out on a date for the last time, and I have 8 minutes to send it to her. Do you have a pencil?) Well, did you bring yours? (Cahl: No, forgot it.) Cahl, you always forget your pencil, and you're not gonna learn your lesson if I give you one. (Cahl: Sir, are you serious? That's not cool!) Well, maybe the memory of being late for a date because of a lost pencil will teach you a lesson. I can only hope. (He left) (Cahl: BUT SIR, I REALLY NEED A PENCIL!!!... SIR!!!... WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS?!?)"