The Weirdest Villain from Space

The Weirdest Villain From Space is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Twilight hears that Sunset Shimmer is coming to Equestria for a week following everything the Equestria Girls franchise threw at her, and by building a new portal to Equestria with help from Twilight's human counterpart, Sci-Twi. But upon arrival, Sunset says that she didn't just come to momentarily be away from the stress of saving the human world three times, as well as to feel like a pony again (finding it weird to be a herbivore again since her human form has an omnivorous diet by nature, making her feel silly in front of the Mane 6 and Lightning's friends), but she mainly came because she needed some friendly advice. Though she seems to go well with knowing about the Shell Lodgers after her Reverse of Fortune adventure, and the fact that she is now a singer for the Rainbooms and not just a TV celebrity, she is also wishing for more than just being in things like schools, bands, sports, celebrity nights, and that she could understand the magic in the human world more than she already does, believing that there might be more for her back in Equestria, and hopefully muttering to herself that it isn't her past catching up with her. However, while Sunset is trying to get over her quarter-life crisis, it appears the stardom Sunset gained before and after the second time Twilight visited the human world for a movie, dispite being in another plain of existence, has somehow gained the attention to a space creature of epic proportions. A self-entitled space millipede creature (who's easily a victim of gender confusion due to an androgynous appearance) from the Alternate UUniverses self-proclaiming itself as 'Lord Millipede', capable of strange powers and an uncanny ability to see even beyond his own UUniverses, has some serious obsessions of making Sunset his eternal bride. He kidnaps Sunset, threatens to plunge Equestria into an age of madness much worse than anything even Tyranny can provide, unless Celestia blesses the Union of Sunset and Lord Millipede, and even has fly-like creatures that serve as henchmen that'll block out the Main 6 and 5's attempts to do otherwise. Of course, the Heroes Act arrives to Equestria and they reveal that they accidentally released the creatures from their underground home of Pharagu while investigating tremors that were troubling to civilians, and they have tracked him to Equestria. When they insist that not even Magnum has any real power or threat to something very little known about as Lord Millipede, it'll be up to the Shell Lodgers to not just solve Sunset's quarter-life crisis, but get this bug to take a hint that Sunset doesn't date crazy interdimensional bugs, let alone want to have intercourse with them because 'it would be...well...gross'.

Chapter 1: The Heroes Act's Mistake/Sunset Shimmer's Visit
Pharagu. Elsewhere, in an unknown cavern in Pharagu. Human Equestria, a Diner. The stranger's lair. Diner. The Stranger's Lair. The HA's location. Dynasty's Location. Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire. Sci-Twi's lab. Meanwhile... Big Flash! In a royal chariot. Later... Equestrian Diner School of Friendship Inside School Buzzord's Location Spoonful's Room Buzzord's Class Koningin's Gym Later... Meanwhile... Flashback... Flashback ends. Equestria Flashback... Present Flashback Present Canterlot Mewni Human Equestria Alternate UUniverses Shrek's Homeworld Equestria Lyra and Bon-Bon's Home Lyra's Hidden Room Talk Show Footage Video Ended The Milk Gallery.
 * Sixton was seen having a meeting with a tall elegant lizard being in a sofisicated suit.
 * Sixton: "Look, Ambassitor Rush'Amore, I can understand that Pharagu is very signifigant to your people, but do you REALLY want to claim absolute rights for cleaning up Phargau completely for the Skeps?"
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The correct term for my people is  Skepticen, Mr. Sixton. And yes. I wish to use the fullist athority of UIS to claim complete rights to clean up Pharagu from the MagRyve Corporation. My people have been denied of their once great beautiful view of what Pharagu USED to be, and my ansistery's desires to colonised the surface and have what could've been a beautiful city, long enough! When I claim these rights for UIS, we will clean this planet up of your filth FAR faster hen this snail-paced "progress" you have been doing! I am going through with it and I will NOT take a NO for an answer?!"
 * Sixton: And what about from the other people of this planet?
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The natives or the employees of your company?"
 * Sixton: "Employees."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "Well OBVIOUSLY the employees don't actselly LIVE in this planet, ergo, they are extentions of your company. Which means, they basicly have to be reassigned somewhere else."
 * Sixton: All due respect Ambassitor, but, this is why the UIS is so infamous. You just take and take and take without a care in the world.
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore: "Oh like the USRA's any BETTER! At least when UIS takes something, it's for the betterment of that taken thing! But when the USRA takes something..... THINGS LIKE PHARAGU'S PREDICERMENT HAPPEN?!"
 * Sixton: I'm sure that's what everyone else in UIS has ever said. Try to understand, this is something UIS will have to take to the Grand Council. I'm sorry to say, that until UIS can get THEIR approveal, you have no right to claim this planet.
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore: You really don't know anything about us, do you? This was an upcoming Skepticen colony, but more then that, THIS, was a planet with a grand culural signifigance to my people. And all upcoming colonies are under contract by the claim, and those who resist are arrested in the name of my people.
 * Jerry: (Barging in) Ugh, you guys are SO STUBBORN AND UNFAIR!!! You don't deserve to be in UIS, you little SKEPETONS!!! (The Ambassador got angry)
 * Sixton/Gerold (who came in): "JERRY, NO?!"
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore:... What did you just say to me?!
 * Jerry: SKEP-E-TON!!! NOUN, A DEROGATIVE SLUR FOR SKEPTICENS DERIVED FROM THEIR UGLY SKINNY APPEARANCES!!!
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore:... (He fires a gun that electrocuted him)..... You were warned. (On comlink) Yeah, I have an obstructor. Come here and pick him up.
 * Sixton: "Ambassitor, WAIT! (The Ambassitor looks annoyed)..... Look, how's about, I call the CEO here, and you can talk to him about it. And he'll bring the Grand Councilers here so you guys can discuss this further in the Dynasty."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "..... That's, better. (Back to Comlink) Be onhold about the Obstructor. The Junk Boss of the planet is willing to co-operate. (Closes off comlink)..... But all the same, Mr. Sixton, I expect this racist imbacile to be kept on A TIGHTER LEASH?! Am, I, clear?"
 * Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll ask Gerold to keep Jerry out of your way."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "And be sure this happens as efficently, as possable. (The Ambassitor leaves)....."
 * Gerold: "..... Sir, I tried to stop him the moment he heard about the ambassitor being here, but you know how passonate Jerry gets-"
 * Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll let Jerry off with a FIRM warning and a seven-week-off. It was only a matter of time I had to get the Grand Council involved anyway, never mind the boss of the company himself. He was afraid that we would have to settle this conflict about Pharagu with the Skeps ONE of these days."
 * Gerold: "Well, at least this didn't happen while Lighthead was still leader. He would've jumped at the chance to have the Pharaguians get with UIS!"
 * Sixton: "Well, that isn't to say that this planet's a safe USRA planet after we clean this up. The Pharaguians may lost their radical hate for the USRA, but not so much being attracted to UIS' promises to clean up the planet faster then the company. That's why I wanted to get the Grand Council involve. I hope to get this to end peacefully with a compromise."
 * Gerold: "Well, that might not be easy sir. As Jerry would've said, UIS are infamous for, absolutist tendingices."
 * Sixton: "True. But that doesn't mean it helps to push them away. And given that UIS is an unmistakeable super-power, the best thing we can do is to calm down them as soundly as possable and see if they can accept a compromise. The Grand Councilers are no strangers to dealing with tough costamers, espeically of the UIS verity. It's only a matter of appealing to their sense of superiority complexs and figuring out a compromise. Thankfully, UIS are not ALWAYS entirely unreasonable, well, at least, for as long as they are not heavily provoked into it. At the end of the day, UIS merely just want to be left to their devices. Thankfully, things like the Ambassitor coming here, are rare events, as UIS rarely interacts with us in anything greater then to criticises our methods."
 * Gerold: "And it's not hard to see why, sir. History with them, ain't exactly the most cheery. I just hope the big man himself and the Council can ease the Ambassitor away from wanting to rattle Madam President's cage about this."
 * Sixton: "Like I said. The Grand Councilers are always prepared for the rare event UIS has made a serious interaction with our space."
 * Gerold: Well let's hope it doesn't get any worse. Kraanmas is coming soon, and I need to get to Scavenge Santha soon. It's a nightmare how many kids I have.
 * A surprisingly modern and extremely wacky kitchen was seen as fly-like insectiods were seen doing house-work, as a figure was seen watching the prior meeting unfold via his spector.....
 * ???: "..... Bah. It's the same old-same old with these people. When it's not dealing with their silly villain problems, it's things like the latest UIS debacle and the like. Politics of my own home universe are so, boring. Espeically with how there are SO many dimentions to watch. What else is on? (Shakes the staff to show a new dimention, and repeats until he found a dimention he wants to see) (Gasps)..... Oh yes..... The same dimention as my faverite idol...... The girl with the bacon hair..... What one called.... Sunset Shimmer.... My ever beloved."
 * Sci-Twi and Sunset were seen having dinner as it was clear that the two are being followed by popperazi, until Human Granny Smith closed the binds.
 * Human Granny Smith: "Better, Youngins?"
 * Sunset Shimmer: MUCH better.
 * Sci-Twi: Thanks, Granny Smith.
 * Human Granny Smith left.
 * Sci-Twi: "So, Sunset, was there, something you wanted to speak to me about?"
 * Sunset: Actually, Twilight... there is. I've... Decided to spend the holidays back in Equestria.
 * Sci-Twi: Really? Well, what a coincidence. I've been working on a way to get you there in case the portal in school is out of commission. But I must say, it wouldn't be Christmas without you.
 * Dog Spike: Yeah, you're the greatest parts of it.
 * Sunset: Has to be. Since what happened in Equestria Land, I've felt that magic is spreading way too much in this dimension. So many people here end up getting their hands on it. You, Gloriosa, Juniper, Wallflower, Vignette. So, I'm not only going back home for the holidays, but... I feel I should figure out how this magic keeps spreading. Who knows who'll get magic next? (As a familiar peg-legged bat's counterpart was exiting suspiciously in the background) There should really have been somebody out there who took notice. This can't be the only place where Equestrian magic goes crazy.
 * Dog Spike: Tell me about it. Is magic to everyone like what danger is to Mr. Magoo? Just cartoonishly unnoticeable?
 * Sci-Twi: Well it's either that or there ARE people who noticed and cover it up for everyone's safety.
 * Sunset: Hehe, yeah. So, I may be gone until 2019.
 * Dog Spike: Why so long-- OHH, it's because you'll be back after New Years. Hehe, don't know how THAT popped into my head there.
 * Sci-Twi: "That's, quite a time to be absint, Sunset."
 * Sunset: ".... I kinda have to be honest, Twi.... I'm..... Kinda homesick."
 * Sci-Twi: ".... You missed being in Equestria, do you?"
 * ???: "Ohhhh?"
 * Sunset: "Yes, and with Thanksgiving and the holidays most of all coming up, why not have a reason to go back even for a certain period of time?"
 * Sci-Twi: ".... Very well.... This is your choice and I respect it.... Just, besure to bring back soviners for me, for science? (Squees)...."
 * Sunset scoffed amusingly.
 * Sunset: "Yes Twilight, I'll be sure to bring back something nice for you."
 * Sci-Twi: (Backwards squee)
 * Sunset: Still obsessing with Equestria's wonder, huh?
 * Sci-Twi: Well it sounds just interesting. A land of a fantasy setting seems pretty amazing.
 * Sunset: It is. But, I'd better tell the other Twilight I'm coming, in case your own portal isn't de-bugged.
 * Dog Spike: Oh, she's a wiz at it. She made me a robot dog friend once.... It can be very Uncanny Valley, though.
 * Sunset proceeds to bring out the journel and starts writing on it.
 * ???: ".... My beloved idol, she's coming to another dimention, and one so near! Yes, yes, YES?! I, must, COME TO HER?! AND MAKE HER MY WIFE FOR LIFE?!...... But wait..... I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY TRAP FIRST?!"
 * Fly Creature: "If I may, my lord.... Why not use, them? (Opens up a portal back to surface world Pharagu, this time showing that the HA are seen on the planet using the garbage as practice dummies).... It appears their simulation center has been, compromised by a virus from a prankster, thus they came to use expendable trash as training implaments."
 * ???: ".... Yes..... I shall make them break the seal that entraps me here and allow me a chance to be free?! Now, how am I to encourage these simpletons to do so?"
 * Fly Creature: "Might I recimmend malmitulating the stupidist one of their group? (Shows a portal of Radcliff Hawkens), Or the most reckless? (Then shows Xandy). Or one who is both? (Shows Hudson Turbo)"
 * ???: "Hmm, how about.... All, of the, above? (Waves his staff around)."
 * Zosimo: "I can't believe that little Jokedown managed to upload a virus upto the Hive?! He really ruined out base!"
 * Tyberious Jr.: "And as a result, we're forced to train, with GARBAGE?!"
 * Stephenie: "Come now, it's how Jokedons express their feelings for you. And often it's meant to show love and appresiation."
 * Hawkens: "Well dang kid had a funny way to show it."
 * Magnum: "Let's worry less about the misguided child and worry about our training."
 * Samantha: "Plus, it is also an oppertunity to investigate the Pharaguian temiors that always been concerning people. With that, we shall-"
 * ???: "Please, leave."
 * An elderly Ract came up.
 * Old Ract: "You must leave! He, has sensed you! He wants his freedom?!"
 * Nanobyte: "..... Say, oldster, did you, forget to take your pills this morning?"
 * Old Ract: "BEWARE OF THE FALLEN ONE?! (Runs off) BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE?!"
 * Clifton: "..... What pissed in his crunch berries."
 * Miami: "Oh, that's just Stinkscale. He's an old hermit who believes in the old legend about some Rainbow Fleeming that has the power of countless dimentions, it's an old silly myth...."
 * Zosimo: "..... And you say that, and yet the Lamistan Stargate exists."
 * Miami: "..... Meaning?"
 * Magnum: "You should not underestimate myths and legends, even if they sound.... Odd."
 * Xandy, Hudson and Hawkens began hearing a small voice.
 * ???: "Coooome..... Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooome."
 * The trio walked off, and eventually reached a canyon where an anichent Yateronian ritual sight was seen, the trio got down.....
 * ???: ".... Destroy the pillers, and free me."
 * The trio suddenly got hypnotised.
 * Trio: "Destroy the Pillers. (Xandy, Hawkens, and Hudson each destroyed the pillers)......."
 * ???: "..... (Laughs wickedly!)"
 * The planet began to tremor once more as everyone felt it!
 * The trio were snapped out of their stuper!
 * Xandy: "WHAT THE?!"
 * Hudson: "Xandy, I think we did something bad?!"
 * Hawkens: "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, YA IDJIT?!"
 * The seal began to glow as it turned into a giant temple enterence like hole....
 * Swarms of the Fly Creatures flew out of the temple grounds, shocking the trio!
 * Xandy: "OH F***?!"
 * Hudson: "WE DID A VERY BAD THING?!"
 * Hawkens: "OH  WERE SWARMS OF INSECTIODS FLYING FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND SUPPOSE TO BE A GOOD THING?!"
 * Wicked laughter was heard, as a long figure flew with the Fly Creatures, and flew away!
 * Hawkens: "...... If those things ended up causing trouble, nobody, say, ANYTHING?!"
 * Zosimo's voice: "XANDY, HAWKENS, HUDSON, WHAT IN TARNATION DID YOU MORONS DO?!"
 * Hawkens: "..... Keep, your yaps, SHUT?!"
 * Stinkscale pounced onto Hawkens and started smacking him!
 * Stinkscale: "YOU MANIACS?! YOU DOOMED ALL DIMENTIONS TO HIS RIGHTIOUS FURY?! LORD MILLAPEDE HAS RISEN AGAIN?!"
 * Hawkens: "OW, OW, STOP, HITTING, OW, ME?!"
 * Stinckscale: "WE'RE DOOMED?! DOOMED?! NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM HIS CONQUEST?!"
 * Xandy: "(Pays attention to the swarm)..... (Sees the Dynasty landing)...... THAT SWARM'S HEADING TO THE DYNASTY CRUSER?!"
 * Hudson started to freak out.
 * Hudson: "(Panicy) What just happened man, what just happened?!"
 * Hawkens was getting his butt handed to him by Stinkscale!
 * Xandy: "...... Guess it's up to me. (Brings up a communitor) WARSON, IT'S AN EMERGENY?! GET THE DYNASTY OUT OF HERE NOW?!"
 * Warson's voice: "Miss Xandra? Why so? We're here to attend with the Skep Ambassitor's needs and- (Buzzing was heard) Wait what in the, what are these creatures, I-"
 * The communication went blank, as a magic engery engulfed where the cruser was, as the cruser was turned into a giant shoe!
 * Zosimo's voice: "....... PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE GREATEST OF THE USRA'S LEGACY, DID NOT, JUST TURNED, INTO A GIANT SHOE?!"
 * The Laughter got louder as the swarm flew into an interdimentional portal and vanished with it!......
 * Xandy: "....... HOLY CRAP?!"
 * The Grand Councilers were seen turned into various crazy things, Warson's head becoming his own staff, Calixito turning into a giant mustache, Rishon into Kermit the frog, Jarvis into a kitten, Inigo being a chicken, Bayo a goat, Lotus into a flower, Naeem being a parekeet, Taleen having giant ears, Galeno looking like Timon, Oswin looking like a disney chipmonk, and Jling Sling looking like this.
 * The HA arrived and saw the Grand Councilers in their state...... They all broke into laughter!
 * Jling Sling: "..... YOU IDIOTS KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!"
 * Warson: "Heroes Act..... Care to explain, WHAT IN THE GLORIES JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * The Laughter stopped.....
 * Zosimo: "..... Ya'll may, wanna sit down for this, Grand Councilers."
 * Twilight: (She was heading for in the city reading Sunset's journal) Hmm. 5th Anniversary since being reformed and Sunset decides to stay here for 2 months.
 * Spike: "Sounds like somepony's homesick."
 * Twilight: Might be. Holidays would be a good time to come back home.... Gotta ask, since she and Starlight were siblings, what exactly will her father react when he finds out she lives in another dimension?
 * Spike: "Well it largely depends that if Starlight's canon dad is THE dad, Twilight. We don't exactly know the spefifics of which was in a prior relationship."
 * Twilight: Well we'll find out soon enough. For now, let's focus on the task at hoof.
 * Music was heard as the Title of the Episode appeared from a dimentional portal.
 * Sci-Twi: (Was sobbing along with Dog Spike)... (Sobers up) Sunset? You ready to try out my portal?
 * Sunset: "Yes. Thought I give a going away concert before I set off. Wouldn't wanna leave my fans starving for music while on vacation."
 * Sci-Twi and Sunset walked off.
 * The Human Mane 6 were seen looking around, Human Pinkie fooling around with some formulas.
 * Human Pinkie: "Look at me, guys! I am mad sciencetist! I'm'so cooool!"
 * Sci-Twi: "(She and Sunset came in) PINKIE, NO?!"
 * BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 * Pinkie suddenly has an afro that conducts electrisity.
 * Sci-Twi: "..... And there, goes my reshurch on making hair conduct electrisity."
 * Human Rarity: "Is that why Pinkie suddenly looked like she jumped out of the 70s?"
 * Human Applejack: "I think that's just Pinkie being Pinkie."
 * Sunset: "What're you guys doing here?"
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "Just makin' sure ya don't plan on leaving without saying good bye to us at the least, Sunny."
 * Sunset: (Laughs) Of course you did.
 * Human Rarity: "As well as you give you some things to remember us by while your at your home dimention. (Human Rarity brought out a crud load of stuff, mainly fastion attire.)"
 * Sunset: "..... You, do realise that those clothes won't fit me when I become a pony again, right? In fact, human clothes seem to just vanish when you go into that dimention."
 * Human Rarity: ".... Oh. My mistake."
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "But soccerballs are good, right? (Holds one up)."
 * Human Pinkie: "And cupcakes?! (Holds ten trays of cupcakes up!)"
 * Human Applejack: "And some of Granny's good ol' fashion home cooking? (Brings up some apple-based pasteries?)
 * Human Fluttershy: "And uh, maybe a little friend to keep you company? (Shows a little mouse)."
 * Sunset: "Well thankfully, so far it's only clothes that seem to go missing when crossing into that dimention. Though it's odd that when I'm in pony form, I didn't initionaly had clothes, and yet when I showed up here, here I am in this getup."
 * Human Rarity: "I guess you were lucky that interdiemtnional engery had a sense of decentcy. Otherwise, I abhor the awkwordness of what would've been if you and the other Twilight came here NAKED?!"
 * Sci-Twi: "I do admit that I'm still reshurching on how that even works, actselly. Cause theroreticly, if it not were that conwinidental granting of clothes, by all counts, both Sunset and the other me would've DIFFENTLY end up showing up naked."
 * Sunset: "Speaking of that, you seem very confident about how this place and Equestria are in seperate dimentions."
 * Sci-Twi: "Well, I had figured that since you and the other Twilight turn into our kind at all and back into ponies when in Equestria, and that there is also the impossable fact that there's two versons of people we know here, it's evidented that Equestria exists in a dimention seperate from our world. Heck, otherwise, if our worlds existed in the same place, you and other Twilight should've still been ponies. And just imagine the media circus two tiny colored unicorns would've been."
 * Sunset: "Tch'yeah. And I have enough of that as a human already. Having that as a pony, would've been, WAAAAAY much."
 * Dog Spike: "Yet nobody realises that you have a talking dog here?"
 * Sci-Twi: "(Rolls her eyes bemused).... I'll go see if the portal's ready."
 * Sunset: You do that. My head's already spinning.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: All our heads are.
 * Human Fluttershy: So, um, you going to need the Geode of Empathy in Equestria?
 * Sunset: Funny you should ask. No. I learned how to do that as a unicorn. All your geodes seem to give you abilities your counterparts in Equestria can do.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: I have super speed in Equestria?
 * Human Applejack: I have super strength there?
 * Human Fluttershy: I can talk to animals there?
 * Human Rarity: I can conjure shields of light there?
 * Human Pinkie: I CAN EXPLODE WITH GLITTER?!?
 * Sunset: Yes, yes, yes, potentially, and with Equestria's Pinkie, there doesn't seem to be ANY limit to what that pony can do.
 * Human Applejack: So, just like our Pinkie?
 * Sunset: I think your Pinkie pales in comparison to Equestria's because of the magic there.
 * Sci-Twi: You left me out.
 * Sunset: You never asked, and your ability is a first-learn to unicorns. We need telekinesis to compensate for our lack of opposable thumbs.
 * Human Applejack: Hmm. What about normal ponies? How do we pick up stuff?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Or pegasi?
 * Sunset: Pegasi have developed their wings like makeshift hands, and Earth ponies... Well... Usually they only have their mouths.
 * Human Rarity: Ugh, how unsanitary.
 * Sunset: It's Earth ponies, what're ya gonna do? Though admitingly, sometimes we ARE able to hold things with hooves, but it takes ALOT of dexterity to hold things that don't have flat surfaces or can balence perfectly on the hoof bottom.
 * Human Rarity: "So basicly using hooves like hands requires dexterity? Well the time it would take to do it correctly is a worthwhile cost to NOT using your mouth to touch germ-filled objects."
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "Relax, based on what Sunset said, you pretty much turn into a unicorn, it's really Pinkie and Applejack that got the short sticks."
 * Human Rarity: "Well keep in mind that magic is not something commonplace here. I would initionally have to physically touch things until I can utilise it right. The same might be said about wings, which let's be honest, would be the equilent of having an extra set of limbs to the usual four."
 * Human Applejack: "I think we're getting off-topic here."
 * Sunset: Well we gotta wait for the portal getting ready somehow.
 * Human Pinkie: ".... (Brings up a pillow) PILLOW FIGHT?!"
 * Human Rarity: "Isn't that more of a slumber party thi- (Gets hit with a pillow)..... Oh, it is, ON?!" (They pillow fought as Rainbow Dash creamed them)
 * Human Rainbow Dash: YOU PILLOW FIGHT LIKE A BUNCH'A LITTLE GIRLS!!!
 * Human Pinkie: WE ARE A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS... Wait, not little, just, oh, you know what I mean.
 * The lot began to fight with pillows as feathers flew everywhere!
 * Dog Spike: OH MY DOG, THESE PILLOWS ARE FILLED WITH BABY BIRDS!!!!
 * Human Fluttershy: No, they're just filled with feathers.
 * Dog Spike: WHY?! AREN'T THERE OTHER COMFORTABLE MATERIALS?! WHAT IS IT WITH HUMANS ALWAYS TAKING THINGS FROM ANIMALS?! OUR HAIR, FEATHERS, FUR, SKIN, EVEN OUR FLESH?! IS IT ANY WONDER WHY THERE'S SO MANY TALKING ANIMAL MOVIES WHERE THEY FIGHT AGAINST HUMANS?!"
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "Chillax, Spike, these feathers could've molted off on their own anyway."
 * Sci-Twi: "(Comes back) Okay everyone, the machine is read- (Saw the mess).... Dyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. (Sighs), And my cleaner drone took a fine time to be on the frits too."
 * Sunset: "You mean the one you entered in that one science fair?"
 * Sci-Twi: "Well, I'm still, working out the bugs in it."
 * Human Pinkie: "Just get some bugspray. Helps out my parents all the time."
 * Human Rarity: "I don't think she means PHYSICAL bugs, Pinkie. It's a sort've tecno-jargon in meaning that something is not doing what it's suppose to do."
 * Human Pinkie: "Ohhhhh..... Then maybe, Techno-Bug Srpray?"
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "(Facepalms) Oy."
 * Sunset: ".... Pinkie Pie, your, a heck of alotta something."
 * Human Pinkie: I am?
 * Sunset: "..... Maybe, I should just leave now before it gets anymore awkword. Can you girls watch my place and my geode while I'm gone?" (Takes off her geode pendant and hands it to them)
 * Human Pinkie: For 2 months? Easy-peasy-Taco-Tuesday.
 * Human Applejack: Well with my geode giving me endurance by some technicality, I can handle 2 months of housesitting.
 * Sci-Twi: Wish we could come with you.
 * Sunset: Maybe someday. But now, I've got a Hearth's Warming to go to.
 * Human Rarity: Is THAT Christmas in Equestria?
 * Sunset: Yeeeeah...... Lates. (Jumps in)
 * Human Pinkie:... (Cries waterfalls of tears) I MISS HER ALREADY!!! (Suddenly a familiar pair of scissors tore open a portal in front of her as she jumped on Human Rainbow Dash Scooby-Doo style as out came two characters that were off-camera)
 * ???: Ugh! Seriously, why'd we have to go to a brony dimension?
 * ??? #2: What's a 'brony'? Are they like Pony Head's people?
 * ??? #1: (They were revealed as Star Butterfly and Marco Diaz as colored humans) I'll tell you later, Star.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Hey, you two are from one of those Disney XD shows.
 * Marco: Disney? We're marketed by Disney? Uh, I mean, guys, we got reading that something of interdimensional origin was watching you. You guys could be in HUUUUGE trouble.
 * Sunset: (Her body swirls in the dimensional vortex) UGGGGH, THIS PART IS ALWAYS SO NAAUUSEATIIIIIING!!!!
 * Sunset's vision was blurry as what looks like the christail empire's roof was seen, as a familier concerned Lavendor Unicorn was seen looking concerned.....
 * Blurred voice: "Sunset, Sunset, are you (Voice gets clearer) Okay? Sunset?"
 * Twilight has entered compelte view......
 * Sunset was seen as a pony again......
 * Sunset: "..... Wow, what a trip."
 * Twilight sighed with relief.
 * Twilight: "That dimentional portal never gets easier, does it Sunset?"
 * Sunset: "I know, right? Been ONE heck of a long time.... Minus that one time awhile back."
 * Twilight: "I trust your here to stay for Thanksgiving and the holidays?"
 * Sunset: "I won't lie, Twi. I, kinda miss being in Equestria. I mean, I enjoy that human world, but.... It's like that even after what goes on there, it's like people still doubt magic is a thing now."
 * Twilight: They're humans. Suspension of disbelief is severely lacking to them, what're you gonna do?
 * Sunset: (Gets up with wobbly legs)... So... Why'd you move the mirror to the Crystal Empire? Wasn't it in your castle last I checked?
 * Twilight: "It was taken back here for cleaning."
 * Sunset: "..... This mirror gets clean?"
 * Twilight: "Yes. And the royal reflection keep insisting that the mirror HAS to come back to the empire when it's time to clean it, so.... It's burdensome like that."
 * Sunset: "..... Yikes. Though, how does she clean the thing without accsidenly ending up in Human Equestrian?"
 * Twilight: "But fortunately, Cadence had offered to have us a royal chariot back to Ponyville so I don't have to spend money on a trainride back."
 * Sunset: "Well that's nice of her."
 * Twilight: "Yeah, I know, we're tight like that."
 * Sunset: "(While seeing the view).... So, Twilight, what has happened in Equestria while I was in the Human World? Cause sometime after you wrote in that you were having a friendship festaval, ya kinda went dark."
 * Twilight:... Well, turns out, the entire WORLD needs help from the magic of friendship. We were attacked by a Panan Satyr despot calling himself the Storm King.... (Sighs) I don't like to talk about it because the help I was looking for turned up a dud. Me and my friends went to the hippogriff colony of Mount Aris....
 * Sunset:... Wow. Heavy. No wonder you feel awful talking about it.
 * Twilight: ".... But alot of good things came from that event..... It inspired me to open up a School of Friendship, (Sunset was about to speak) And I know, it sounds like something Sesime Street would cough up, I know, I got that ALOT from people, so don't bother. Anyway, from that school, I came to start inspiring students from several races to help make Equestria and the world a better place when the Cuite Map expanded to those places. Apart from, some problems with the E.E.A., my School became a phenoninom."
 * Sunset: "Wow. You GOT, to show me that school!"
 * Twilight: "In due time. Let's spend some time first. The Lougers are visiting for taking a break after Shen helped Celestia capture some weird cult that worship some kind of forbidden creature that the High Council HEAVILY censors for some reason."
 * Sunset: "Yikes. A darkspawn cult in Equestria?"
 * Twilight: "Actselly, Celestia told me that it was a force that even Darkspawn would fear. She, didn't wanted to go into further details. When I tried to ask more, she basicly pulled a Novo on me and snapped at me... She apologies there after and nearly cried in a sadness fit till Luna calm her down. Then, Luna firmly insisted that it is best we don't know. And then that was followed by Icky being ass and calling it out as a "High Council Conspiracy"."
 * Sunset: "Well, based on Celestia's reaction, it sounded serious. I think for there sakes, it's for the best to just, ignor it."
 * Twilight: "Yeah, even Shifu, Shoothsayer, Merlin and Pang Bing all agreed to that. In fact, it was they that stopped that cult on their own. They said the cave was filled with "Forbidden Depictions" that frighten people worse then even Segrego's backstory. And given that I have students that handled THAT just fine, that's saying alot. Maybe it is best to just forget about it. In fact, those four, had the entire cave obliterated into nothing! I know a great dinner that the Lougers are going to."
 * Sunset: "Heck yeah! I get to meet them again since, litterally the time Clare messed with things."
 * Twilight: "And I'm sure they'll be thrilled to see you again too."
 * Sunset: "I'm espeically looking forword to see Starlight again. (Giggles), I still remember the wacky hijinks Glimmy got herself into. Espeically the brainwash thing. That is DIFFENTLY like how you used that Love it Need it Spell on the town!"
 * Twilight: "Ugh, sometimes I regret asking Spike to catch you up to speed to things prior to our first encounter."
 * Sunset: Eh, given how you and Novo screwed each other over, neither would I. I wouldn't forgive myself if I yelled that I didn't need friends either. The Memory Stone and Wallflower was enough. (They flew off)
 * Sunset: (Coughs out some Meat-Lover's pizza) AHK!!!
 * Twilight: You're a pony again, Sun. You can't eat meat.
 * Sunset: (Almost vomits and shivers) Right. Pizza was just such an addictive food in the other dimension. It's so strange to be a pony again after so many years of being a human.
 * Icky: No kidding. Losing your lunch to a human diet of meat, which ponies can't normally eat, which by the way is a REALLY lucky shot that your dietary tolerence also changed when you are in that place, I can see you're a little tense.
 * Sunset: I know. It's like being a pony again is alien.
 * Thunderclap: Ironic since you were actually born a pony and yet being a Hue-Main for a while left you out of practice.
 * Trixie: It's 'human', Thunderclap, but good observation otherwise.
 * Twilight: So, uh, Sunset? Is there anything interesting going on in Human Equestria?
 * Sunset: Well, not much. We've had three sirens trying to wipe people's minds, a competitive rival school that nearly caused the universe to be torn apart, a nature witch born from Alicorn God magic, a rogue former gofer using a magic mirror for greedy purposes, a very ignored girl who used a magic stone to wipe away my social life, and a social media tycooness that was warping reality with her enchanted iPhone.
 * Icky: If Juny was here, you'd have to repeat that old 'no offense' joke.
 * Sunset: Just makes me want to find out how magic is always leaking into that dimension. We don't want to see who else ends up abusing Equestrian magic.
 * Applejack: You said it. That place is so unused to magic they'll do whatever the Tart they want with it.
 * Lord Shen: Though, I must ask, are you feeling alright? You look like you're not very happy.
 * Sunset: Is it that obvious?
 * Lord Shen: We have to be blind physically and/or to reality to NOT notice the signs. You seem to show joy in being back here.
 * Sunset:... (Sighs) Alright, I'll be blatantly honest here. After studying magic in Equestria, travelling to another dimension, making friends and beating countless threats, I kinda need more than intermural sports and a life in a modern human setting lacking much magic.
 * Twilight: Have you talked to the others about it?
 * Sunset: Sort of. But I don't want them to think I don't support them, or want the best of their lives to be enchanting and all that. It just makes me wonder if there's... More for me back here.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I see what's happening here. You're feelin' a little homesick. That's okay, we all go through that. I sure did, but that was 18 years ago.
 * Sunset: It's not just that. I feel... I feel as if both our worlds aren't getting much excitement from each other.
 * Icky: "You kidding? That was a world that was plauged by Demon Avatars, Exiled Pop Star Sirens, Dimentional Riffs, Nature Wirches, and second personalitied Hollywood divas, a girl who's actually too pretty to EVER be unnoticeable enough to abuse an amnesiaical stone, AND a social diva with a magic iPhone, and yet, that was BORING to you?! Wow, have we gone nilist or what?!"
 * Sunset: Not what I mean! I meant, I've got a lot in my life there, but being a celebrity, singer, and so on seems... Boring and... Less magical at this point.
 * Twilight: Well, there IS a lotta magic here. Heck, there's magic there now, too!
 * Sunset: Yeah, but I don't understand it! And even if I did, the people of that dimension are so sensitive to power as strong as our magic. Everyone we dealt with were obvious examples. They won't believe in it like we do, and they'll take a greedy influence from it. Humans are just too curious and/or too self-serving to even comprehend the magic of this world, let alone understand the proper rules.
 * Mad Hatter: "Well pardon humanity if the majority aren't so well-versed in the extraordinary!"
 * Tulio: Hate to say it, but yeah, I'm with Tea-For-Brains for once! Ya can't exactly blame us. Humans on many worlds are so isolated from things they'd normally find fictional, they can't help it. Suspension of disbelief is not a basic necessity to them as it is to us. You just give a monkey a bomb, and it'll wreck very big ass.
 * Twilight: Oh, it doesn't matter at the moment. As long as the portal is open, you can make your choice.
 * Sunset:... (Sighs)... If only it was THAT easy! I wanna fulfill the lives of both our worlds in a way that doesn't seem destructive at first. If I try to make peace between these worlds, what to say that another threat there won't be curious to the point of greed? As a celebrity, singer, and hero in that dimension, I feel I need to do more than I really am now. I AM homesick, but I don't wanna leave my friends in that dimension behind. I cannot even begin to express how much I miss the magical qualities of this place.
 * Starlight: Well, isn't trying to enchant others' lives with Equestrian magic enough, and isn't a world with a setting of limitations a good challenge? You've got a love interest there as well. Isn't that enough?
 * Sunset: I don't know as of now. I... I feel I need to think things through. Thank you for your lunch. (She left)
 * Sam:... I think Sunset might be having a quarter-life crisis.
 * Mr. Whiskers: A what?
 * Sam: It's a period you go through in your 20s and/or 30s where you start questioning or doubting how you want to live your life. Usually happens through stress, or from becoming an adult.
 * Max: "Uhhhh......."
 * Icky: "It means it's like a mid-life crisis without being old."
 * Max: "(Suddenly in sofisicated garb) Ah, yes, quite right."
 * Sunset giggled.
 * Sunset: "Are you guys always this random?"
 * Icky: "Try spending a whole episode with us, and THEN ask that question."
 * Sunset: Touché.
 * Sandy: Hey, you'll come around. I bet mah tail on it.
 * Sunset: Didn't it get bitten off by some giant worm?
 * Sandy: AND it got fixed by an eccentric Draconequus runnin' a chaotic amusement park.
 * Sunset: "..... I am getting the feeling you people lead interesting lives."
 * Icky: "No kidding. Espeically after how we busted a freaking cult centered around some "Banned Drawings" of something that-"
 * Spongebob: "(Grabs Icky's Beak) Was made perfectly clear by Shifu, Soothsayer, Merlin and Pang Bing, that they don't want us TALKING about it, Icky!"
 * Icky: "(Muffled) Okay okay, I get it, I get it!"
 * Sunset: "Well, if they don't want that to be talked about, then let's change the subject. Twilight talked about having a Friendship School up."
 * Sandy: "Sunny, ya would NOT even believe HALF of the crazy things we went through."
 * Sunset: FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE, I JUST WANT TO GO TO THE DAMN SCHOOL AND FORGET ABOUT YOUR ENDLESS ADVENTURES!!!...... Sorry. No idea where that came from.
 * Lightning Dust: ".... Yikes Lady. Just yikes. It's like you were pocessed by something for a brief moment by a force that wants you to move along."
 * Twilight: "Well, that being said, let's get going."
 * The gang took a move on, as the group were secretly watched by the figure inside a dimentional stream.
 * ???: "Now THAT'S how you get a plot moving!"
 * Sunset:...... Interesting architecture.
 * Twilight: Yeah. Of course Rarity decided much of it. The students should be out and about to meet. (Bubbles appeared in the pond and one of them was heart-shaped)......
 * Sunset: What's going on down the- (Sandbar surfaces with a gasp of air and Shore along with him) WHOA!!
 * Sandbar: I SWEAR IT WASN'T SEX..... Oh. Hey, Princess Twilight.... Who's your friend?
 * Twilight: Sunset Shimmer. She's Starlight's sister.
 * Shore:... Don't see much resemblance.
 * Twilight: "Well, sisters by extention that they both had parents who were devorced."
 * Shore: "Well that's one heck of an extention. Cause how exactly does it work?"
 * Sandbar: "I think we may want to take it easy on the questions and just trust their word on it."
 * Sunset:... Is she one of these 'seaponies'?
 * Twilight: Yeah, but a true one. Novo's niece is here too.
 * ???: CLYDE!!!!
 * (Clyde): HEY COME ON, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WENT ON IN THERE!!!!
 * (Gaster): THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE FACT YOU DARED ME TO GO IN THERE FOR A LOST DRAGON HOARDE?!!
 * (Clyde): WELL IT'S NOT HELPING IF YOU KEEP ACCUSING ME OF THIS GARBAGE!!! WHAT KIND OF FRIENDSHIP STUDENT ARE YOU?!
 * (Gaster): "I'M A WORK IN PROGRESS TOO IF YA HADN'T NOTICE, GENIUS?!"
 * (Clyde): "AND MAN, DOES IT FUCKING SHOW?!"
 * Wallflower: Ugh, ignore them, your highness. Gaster's just being a jerk to vent out a bad day. You know how he gets.
 * Twilight: Thanks, Wallflower.
 * Sunset: WALLFLOWER?!?
 * Wallflower:... Um... Yes?
 * Sunset: "..... I, didn't think there would be a pony verson of her here."
 * Wallflower: "Uhhhhh, ooooo-kaaaaaaaaaaay?"
 * Twilight: "Uh, Mind Sunset, Wallflower, let's just say, she's visiting from a, complicated place."
 * Wallflower: "Okay. I'll take your word for it."
 * Gallus was heard screaming!
 * Gallus was seen struggling with the Trilobite from prometheus!
 * Gallus: "DANG IT BUZZORD, THE "DEAD" ALIEN YOU BROUGHT FOR THE CLASS TO DISECT, IS ALIVE?!"
 * Buzzord showed up.
 * Buzzord: "WELL IT LOOKED DEAD WHEN I FOUND IT IN THAT ANICENT ALIEN SHIP IN THE FOX UNIVERSE?!"
 * Twilight: "(Facepalms) Ughhhh, not this again."
 * Sunset: "THIS HAPPENED BEFORE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "100 times as a matter of fact. He ALWAYS ends up bringing a "Dead" Alien for the class to disect, only for the bloodly thing to turn out alive!"
 * Rarity: "Moments like that make you wish Capper was quicker to bring him thos extra assistents."
 * Starlight appeared.
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, I got this..... Again. (Teleports the Trilobite away just when it was about to overwealm Gallus)...... Okay, Professor Buzzord, for now on, you'll have to start for asking for our permission if you want to disect would-be dead aliens, because, this is getting rediculious now."
 * Buzzord: "My sincerest apologies, my in-progress vitals detecter in which I used to see if something is dead or alive still has some kinks to work out."
 * Sunset: "..... I'd, figured you wouldn't be the type of pony to hire nutty professors, Twilight."
 * Twilight: "Well, he's kinda here by request of a friend of ours from a troubled town that was gonna exile him for.... Pretty much alot of crazy things that tend to happen around him."
 * Sunset: "..... Wow..... I'm surprise the school didn't blew up at this point."
 * Pinkie: "Tecnecally the school already did once when he was tampering with the Boiler in the boiler room in trying o make it be powered by magma. Thank goodness it happened on a weekend."
 * Sunset: "...... Is it REALLY any wonder WHY his hometown wanted him out?"
 * Applejack: "We know, we know. We're working on keeping the professor pre-occupied with something that DOESN'T involve fixing what ain't broke when the weekends come around."
 * Icky: Well that's what happens this time of year. Heightened in the 3 final months of the year. It's stressful to keep your sanity then. Why? I'll tell you... In song.
 * Sunset:... Was that really necessary?
 * Icky: I WAS WAITING FOR 9 YEARS TO SING IT!!! 9 YEARS I SAYS!!! GIMME A BREAK!!! Point is, the final holidays of the year are ALWAYS the biggest headaches!
 * Twilight: "Moving on. Let's give you a tour around the school, Sunset."
 * Silverstream: Hey, Twi! How was the trip to the Crystal Empire?
 * Twilight: Well it went very well all things considered. Meet Sunset Shimmer, Starlight's sister.
 * Sunset: You're Queen Novo's niece, huh?
 * Silverstream: Yeah, and YOU'RE Starlight's sister? Don't see a resemblance.
 * Yona: Yeah, feels like they're only related by fanon.
 * Icky: That's because they are.
 * Yona: I know, that was rhetorical!
 * Icky:... Did you just get so smart you can break the fourth wall? Uncle Yakbrains must be so proud.
 * Yona: "Well, the "Forth Wall" thing was something we gotten from you guys since you like to talk about it alot, and I do mean ALOT!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well, it's true what they say, children CAN be impressionable. For better or for worse, we do have that kind of effect on children."
 * Ocellus: "It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Sunset. Twilight told us alot about you. I mostly prefered the later stories about you when you became nicer."
 * Icky: "So did the bronies."
 * Clyde's voice: "Gees louise, Gaster, take a chill pill, will ya?!"
 * Clyde and Gaster were seen arguing!
 * Clyde: "How was I suppose to know that same cave where a lost dragon's horde was kept was crawling with freaky drawings that scared the crap out of you, I mean, it couldn't be THAT bad in there, right?!"
 * Gaster: "YA DON'T UNDERSTAND, JACKASS?! Those drawings, they, they were looking at me, like, the things they were based on were actselly there! I, I kept getting visions of what looks like another plain of existence, being grabbed by a giant cosmic hand, and, the thing ate it?! I was getting ear-raped by voices that were asking me questionson "If I was worthy" or not, and that they knew who I was?! Then next thing I knew, this old Impure Hippogriff dude and a gang of cultist misfits pounced on me and wanted to subugate me into some freaky ritual about becoming an Avatar for a name I can't even pronounce without sounding stupid?! I, I cried when they were chanting it repeatedly?! I passed out and woke up to some of the stronger lougers having kicked their asses. BUT I'M STILL HAUNTED BY THAT IMAGERY?!"
 * Sunset: "(Quietly) I take it these two were why the Lougers were here?"
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) Yes. And Barktrot seems very insistent that he sees her right away."
 * Clyde: "Yikes. Dude, I, I kinda figure you'd be tougher then that to let a few freaky cave drawings get ya like that. (Pang Bing levitates Clyde forcefully) WHOA WHOA WHOA?!"
 * Pang Bing: "YOU CLEARLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS THAT GASTER WENT THROUGH?! (CLYDE WAS FREAKED OUT!)..... (Sighs)..... And personally, it is mostly for the best that it remains that way. For your sake. Like how it'll be good for Gaster to see Barktrot. She likely aims to use a memory cleanseing spell, so he would have his memories wipe of this knowledge..... But just to be safe, it would do good to wipe your memory of this insodent as well, so you don't end up becoming stupidly curious of something best left unknown!"
 * Clyde: "Why?! I didn't see these freaky drawings that left Gaster crying like a baby?!"
 * Pang Bing: "It is for the sake of your own good?!"
 * Clyde: "Awww, thanks alot Gasty! Now I'm basicly gonna be brainwashed to forget something!"
 * Sunset: "Isn't that, abit intense?"
 * Shifu: "Don't worry. Celestia requested Barktrot to do this herself. Just know that this cult were in a very taboo practice, and that the High Council strongly insists that any evidence of this cult are kept under-wraps and that the cult members are dealt with quietly with no public attention."
 * Icky: "Yeah, Sunny, the rest of us are confused about this too, but, they insist that we don't just think about it. Just assume that if the High Council are this hyperactive about this mess that it must be bad and ergo, best left forgotten."
 * Pang Bing: "(Flouted to Gaster while still maintaining Clyde) Now come, young Gaster. Barktrot is waiting. (Pang Bing began to eschourt Gaster and Clyde away)....."
 * Smolder: ".... Well hey, thank goodness that freaky cave is nothing but rubble now, or else I would've ended up being THAT prissy about it, am I right?"
 * Soothsayer: "Can we not mock the trumatised souls? You barely understand what occured with Gaster."
 * Sunset:... So is this why the EEA has issue with you?
 * Twilight: HAD issue with us. They disbanded. Chancellor Neighsay tried to close this school down because he feared that the interracial students, or at the least the adults, would use our knowledge against us. But because that was an outdated mindset from the Fear Wars, The E.E.A.'s Head High Chancellor, University, decided to disband it until the damage can be fixed. Neighsay has since went rogue and so has many other members apparently. So we're struggling to keep a good reputation, otherwise we may be proving Neighsay right.
 * Sunset: And given the dysfunction of the students, I can assume it's not going well?
 * Twilight: Not, at, all. Clyde recently ruined an evaluation from a former EEA member with a party uprising that almost got him killed with magma peppers.
 * Sunset: Ugh, the world really DOES need help.
 * Twilight: "I know! And Clyde is actselly an off-world Wyvern! He's Sid's cousin."
 * Rhabdom: (Crawling on the land with her crustacean legs) Definitely. I'm only a recent addition. I was trapped in the Caves of Harmony for 4 years and got to purify my hive, accidentally, and I got to deal with a dumb shark-seapony crime lord, who may never be able to enjoy the sea again after Queen Novo was done with him, and my now-dead granddad going crazy.
 * Sunset: "Ohhh, I'm so sorry for you about that abit about your grandfather."
 * Rhabdom: "Thanks, but it couldn't be help. Spiracle said he was from a primordial Changeling spieces that spawned both land and sea Changelings. He was surprised that someone LIKE my grandfather WAS even still alive at that point. Spiracle said the Proto-Changelings primarly existed to establish the Changeling race, and died out when the spieces became well established enough in being evolved out of the spieces, or, something complicated like that."
 * Sunset:... Could you Changelings get any weirder?
 * Rhabdom: "Try Caster and Buster, and THEN ask me that."
 * Suddenly, two giant cobras appeared from nowhere and roared, to Sunset's panic, but everyone else kept calm!
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Nice try, you two."
 * Giant Cobra 1 (Buster): "....... Caster, I don't think they're falling for it."
 * Giant Cobra 2 (Caster): "AW ALICORNS DAMN IT?!"
 * The two turned back to normal!
 * Caster: "How did ya knew it was us?"
 * Applejack: "Well, unless inigo and purple giant cobras are a thing now, it's always a safe bet it's just you two rodeo clowns just messin' around."
 * Sunset: ".... I, just had to ask."
 * Buster: "..... Hey, a new pony...... Your hair makes me think of bacon for some reason."
 * Sunset: "(Deadpan) I get that alot."
 * Twilight: This is Starlight's sister, Sunset Shimmer.
 * Caster:... I don't see much resemblance.
 * Sunset: Oh for Celestia's sake, how many more times are people going to say that?
 * Twilight: Well there's so many others. I can show you the staff.
 * Sunset: Well they should be less wacky than the students.
 * Spike: Weeellllllll... Remember Buzzord from earlier? What we saw earlier, was NOTHING, compared, compaired to what he does in the classroom.
 * Sunset: "Oh I'm sure it can't be THAT Ba-"
 * Sunset: WHAT THE TART?!? (She saw a massive pile of debris as Buzzord came out doing something like this)
 * Buzzord: EHHHH, C'MON, MAN, GET IH MAH F*** OFF ME, OHH!!! (Gets out loopy and dizzy) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MAN, F***, MAN, I GOTTA GOOD CLASS T'NIGHT!!! HOW'M AH S'POSA GET IT DONE WIH MY AWAITED INVENGTION DEAD, MAN?! MATHAF***A MAAAN, C'MON!! (Kicks a piece of debris that exploded where it landed) AOH MAN, THE MACHINE ALL BUSTED UP, MAN!!! EVERYTHIN' DEAD, MY HARD WORK ALL DEAD, MATHAF***A MAN, I GOTTA CLASS T'NIGHT, MAAAAAN!!!
 * Twilight: Oy, he's got an invention-blown concussion again.
 * Buzzord: WHA DU F*** IS DAT GIRL?! GOTTA PONY WITH BACON ON'A HEAD, MAN!!!!
 * Gallus: ".... Oy, first I was attacked by an alien creature, NOW THIS SHIT?! UGHHH?! THE SOONER THOSE EXTRA ASSISTENTS SHOW UP, THE FUCKING BETTER?! (Turns to see Sunset)..... Yo Sparks, what up with Bacon Hair over here?"
 * Starlight: "(Shows up) Hey now, Gallus. Try to show more hospitality to my visiting sister."
 * Gallus: "..... Honestly, from the looks of her, it would make more sense if she was related to that Sunburst guy then you."
 * Buzzord: Ahhh, man, ihs so bluhrry, and mah head's hurtin, man. But ah GOTTA KEEP DE CLASS, MAN! I neva cancel no class for anything, man.
 * Igmar: (He and Kurtle came in with takeout)... Ugh, he's got an invention-blown concussion again?! I TOLD him bringing another alien for the umpteenth time was beyond a bad idea.
 * Twilight: "ANOTHER ALIEN?! You mean that giant face-hugger-eqsed creature wasn't the only one?!"
 * Kurtle: "Don't worry, it was only that, and a very tall white-humaniod that the Galactic Feds refer to as "Engineers"."
 * Lord Shen: "..... AS IF THE TRILOBITE ISN'T BAD ENOUGH?!"
 * Applejack: "Well shucks, now we got an inexplititly psycotic race creator alien on the loose."
 * Spoonful's voice: "HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP?! I'M BEING ATTACKED BY BUZZORD'S ALIEN CORPSE?!"
 * Sunset:... Twilight, what kinda school are you running?!?
 * Lightning: CAN WE JUST KICK ASS FIRST THEN ASK QUESTIONS LATER?!
 * Pines: BACK OFF YOU GIANT ALBINO ALIEN WAX FIGURE!!!!
 * The Engineer grunted and growled as it tried to swipe at the Pines and Spoonful!
 * Spoonful: "WHY MUST BUZZORD ALWAYS BRING SUCH QUESTIONABLE THINGS INTO THIS SCHOOL?! THE SOONER THOSE ADDITIONAL ASSISTENTS ARE HERE, THE BETTER THIS KIND OF NONSENSE ENDS, OR AT LEAST, REDUSED TO A RELITIVELY MORE TOLERABLE LEVEL?!"
 * Electross: (Sublimated in) Which invention-blown concussion did he suffer that made him think bringing a Mala'kak here was a good idea? Mundus gubernavi are dangerous genetically proficient beings. They're among the lowest races to understand since the Grox. (The Engineer reacted horribly to the mention of the Grox and fired a blaster filled with black liquid)... Terrific, now it's mad. Does EVERY SINGLE RACE IN THE UUNIVERSES HAVE HISTORY WITH THOSE GUYS?!?
 * Pines: You're the alien, so you tell us.
 * Electross: "Oh ha ha, you assume that just because I'm an alien myself that means I have an idea on how alien socity works?"
 * Spoonful: "ARE YOU NOT A TEACHER FOR ALIEN SOCITY IN THIS SCHOOL?!"
 * Electross: ".... Eh, fair point, but that was a retorical about the grox thing. (Dodges another shot of black lidquid) YEESH?!"
 * The group arrived.
 * Icky: "HEY CUEBALL?! (The Engineer looked at them) GO BACK TO MAKING THE ALIEN FRANCISE MORE OVERTLY COMPLICATED THEN IT NEEDED TO?!"
 * The Engineer growled and charged at the group!
 * Lightning: (She bucks it in the nuts as it exclaimed in native tongue)
 * Electross: AHK, SUCH LANGUAGE!!!
 * Starlight teleports the defeated Engineer away.
 * Electross: "..... Sparkle, for the future, I'm gonna need to ask you to keep Buzzord on a tighter leash when he wants to bring alien corpses back into the school as soon as he recovers from whatever HEAD-TRUMA he might be suffering from."
 * Twilight: "Noted."
 * Spoonful: "(Sighs), I know the tree of harmony has made us a more tightly-knited group, but it's obvious that Buzzord's shenanigans need to be place on firm control. Things like this make me look forword to Buzzord's additional assistents even more!"
 * Everyone: YOU AND US BOTH!!!
 * Igmar: Let's go get him before he gets himself in more trouble.
 * Buzzord: I'm here, man! I made eht! I git back form egspermit, man! (Sees that a substitute teacher is here in the form of Doctor Whooves as Dr. Who music played in the background) NOOOOOOOooooo! YOU GOTTA SUBIDOOT, MAN?! THAT F****D UP, MAN! I'M THIRTY MINUTE LATE, MAN!! (To the students) You know what, y'all suck! I'm onna tell Sparkly I quit, man. (Leaves)
 * Igmar: "..... Don't worry children, Buzzord doesn't mean that by virtue of the concussion. A night's sleep and he'll be back to his NORMAL questionable insanity self."
 * Student 1: "But what if Twilight takes his word on it."
 * Kurtle: "Don't worry, I think the princess is capable to know that Buzzord's not himself at the moment."
 * Doctor Whooves: Great Wickering Stallions, what got into him?
 * Kurtle: Concussion from one of his inventions blowing up in his face. It happens. Thanks for filling in, Doctor.
 * Doctor Whooves: It's no trouble. It's a good thing MY inventions don't blow up in my face. At least, when they do, they're not usually so, spectatular.
 * Sunset: "... Ya know, if something like THAT happened in Canterlot High, a guy like Buzzord would be fired, no questions asked."
 * Doctor Whooves:... Canterlot High? There's a high school in Canterlot?
 * Sunset: No, I meant, ugh, never mind. Any others?
 * Cozy Glow: Ooh, a new student? Good to meet you. We could always use more friends.
 * Sunset:......
 * Starlight: Oh, that's our school valedictorian, Cozy Glow.
 * Cozy Glow: Heyllo, um... Who's she?
 * Starlight: My sister, Sunset Shimmer.
 * Cozy Glow:... I don't-
 * Sunset: See much resemblance, yeah, I get it. And, um, I'm not a new student. Just visiting for the holidays.
 * Cozy Glow: Bummer. I'd weawwy wanna get to know somepony like you.
 * Sunset:... Okay now you're starting to feel suspicious. Where are you from, Cozy?
 * Cozy Glow: Oh, I'm the great niece of High Chancellor University. So, does that answer your question?
 * Sunset:... (She tries to touch her horn on her to use her empathy spell on her, but Cozy smacked her face!) OW?!
 * Cozy Glow: WHOA WHOA, HOLD ON, LITTLE TOO CLOSE!!! What in the fluff was that?
 * Sunset: "I was trying to use an empathy spell on ya so I can get answers!"
 * Cozy Glow: "Ugh! CREEPO?! I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID EARLY, YA PEDO?! (Flew off angerly)!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Ya know Sunset, that was kinda dickish."
 * Sunset: Well, she didn't have to slap me and call me a pedo!
 * Icky: "Well MAYBE don't pull a Shen on her and automaticly distrust her for whatever reasons."
 * Sunset: Well who wouldn't? There's something way too off about her.
 * Lord Shen: "Finally, someone who AGREES WITH ME?!"
 * Iago: "Yeah, a character that's only staying for three episodes, two of them on the holidays, and this one. Afterwords, she'll end up going back to Human Equestria."
 * Lord Shen: "..... BLAST?! DEFEATED BY OUR SERIES' DESIRES TO MOSTLY RESPECT ESTABLISHED CANON UNLESS IT IS CONTRIDICTORY LIKE WITH THE WASHOUTS EPISODE?!"
 * Sunset: "..... You guys, are mostly not at all suspitious by her?"
 * Spoonful: "Well why should anyone be suspitious of a little girl? I mean yes, Cozy does suffer from occational personality shifts, from cute and sounding like she has relations to Elmer Fudd, to being abit snippy like just now with you, but we all agreed that is just her trying to figure out who she really is. The entire point of this friendship school is not being suspitious of eachother. To trust eachother. Cause honestly, suspitions, plus lack of trust and understanding, is why the world outside of Equestria and most intermediate colonies is an utter mess!"
 * Sunset: ".... Well, when you put it like that..... Maybe I over-analised the situation and Cozy was just asking innocuious questions I ended up taking too seriously."
 * Lord Shen: "DAMN IT?! FOREVER ALONE?! EVERYONE, THINK!!! WHAT IF SHE'S USING THAT LOGIC AGAINST US?!"
 * Shifu: Shen, the subject, is OVER!
 * Lord Shen:... (To himself) Ugh, your stubborn blindness really enrages me. (Openly) Fine! But don't say I didn't warn you.
 * Spongebob: "..... Sorry about Shen, Sunset, he has a real bad habit of mistrusting conqinidences."
 * Sunset: "Well in which case, I think I owe Cozy an apology."
 * Pinkie: "Well, might not be easy since Cozy has a bad impression of you."
 * Twilight: We shouldn't worry about it. After all, she's only a filly. Even with a cutie mark like hers, she'd have to be much older to have an evil intelligence of that level. Besides, it's better to give Cozy some space after she gets huffy like that. Give her some alone time to think.
 * Sunset: You say so. So, as I was saying, what about the rest of the staff?
 * Koningin: "All right students. Today you shall learn the weaknesses of the Timber Wolf, via example. (Aloe managed to drag in a captured and clearly very angry Timber Wolf). Keep in mine that knocking it out will only take it down temporatly. Observed. (Koningin smacked the Timber Wolf down and it fell apart into pieces of wood!)"
 * Skyceria: "Did you have to be so rough on him? The poor thing obviously doesn't want to be here!"
 * The Timber Wolf reassembles as it got angerior.
 * Skyceria: "And you made him angerior now."
 * Koningin: "My point exactly. Timber Wolfs pocess complicated wood magic that keeps them togather. But they are very sensitive too fire, which is obvious because they ARE living wood creatures. But there will be times you would not pocess it's obvious weakness. So today, you will learn how to subdue a Timber Wolf without it."
 * Little Dipper: "I kinda question on why you still need to make us fight creatures when the very thing that's the reason why your here is pretty much semi-dead and turned into a tablet."
 * Koningin: "Well my point still stands that not all of the world's problems are about petty bond disbutes. Sometimes, they're either dangerious threats, or the occational problematic creature, that CAN'T be talked down to. Sometimes, you would need to fight this problem. And Apocrypha or no, you all still need to reckinese this. Skyceria, you first."
 * Skyceria: "No problem. My people keep Timber Wolves as pets. We talk to their inner tree and-"
 * Aloe: "Keep in mind that this isn't a Peryton Kingdom Timber Wolf. It's very feral and has no prior reckitnition or understanding of Peryton methods. Also, he might be too pissed off to listen anyway, so, you kinda have to fight him."
 * Skyceria: "But, that's the thing. My people don't believe in violence against other creatures."
 * Koningin: ".... And I understand this. Back then, I would be annoyed at such claims, but I changed since then. But you must understand that the world will not always respect the Peryton ways. It's espeically true to the likes of the Storm Clan, or any other known and unknown threat. By all means, you are not required to mean any malice torwords the Timber Wolf. But you must also show that you are not it's prey, and that you will not let your life be claimed in a name of a belief. There will be times when there are creatures, or even plants, that will not be so easily sooth by what Perytons are normally capable off. Sometimes self defence is very much needed."
 * Skyceria:... Still, I don't know.
 * Koningin: Well here's something even Miss Fluttershy struggles to learn: sometimes hurting physically is the most appropriate way to get a creature to listen. There will be creatures who cannot listen to you and the best way to get attention and show you mean business is physically. Potamia knows this too. It's sad, but if all else fails, you must make sacrifices. However, keep in mind that other creatures will not cower at such an act and be more angry. Thus that's where you must truly fight. You know about my father Koning III, but my mother was a warrior tamer. She was the best at taming the wildest of beasts in Potamia. I remember the days she taught me how to pacify any creature. (As an African drawing depiction was seen) My mother told me to show no weakness. By doing so, the creature stands still and cautious, preparing for your next move. Then, you simply act intimidating or assert yourself in it's eyes, but not always by speaking. Sometimes it takes behaving like an animal to get it's attention. Creatures that lack sentience don't communicate to us the same way we do to each other. Thus, by doing this, they will slowly comply. Oftentimes, it requires communicating in an animalistic way. I'll teach that some other time. A warrior tamer needs to be able to know a creature in their presence. Eye contact, full attention, focus, courage, and careful choice of action. If things turn problematic, then you must respond in two ways: fight or flight. Fight is today's subject. If a creature proves stubborn and fails to listen, you must assert physically, challenge it, and defeat it. Flight is a tactical retreat. It's not the same as cowardice. It's when you are defeated and must find honor in the defeat, leave to avoid escalating the situation, or leave, recover, and fight another day. (The depiction stopped) In a land of unspecified danger and creatures, we grew to survive and thrive as prey animals that persevered by standing up against danger, understanding the environment however means necessary, and thus developed sentience. Such practices are how Potamia originated. Though this would be Spoonful's job, I shall tell you the story myself since Spoonful seems to have his own issue. (Another African drawing depiction was seen) During the Alicorn Era, we were beings that thrived as prey animals, isolated from the dangers of the world since the time that Princess Venery destroyed the Equestrian Behemoths. Venery was our greatest goddess. But then came the Chaos Wars. The peaceful utopian days of isolation was at an end. New creatures unlike anything ever seen before started to appear. Thus Princess Venery herself arrived in her glory, and told us: "Danger can no longer be eluded. Danger is coming after you. I must go to quell my own dangers away from here. The time has come for you to stand tall. No longer will you be prey at the mercy of the predator. You will now be prey having the predator at mercy. In order to survive, you must change. Go forth, and stand. Go forth, and fight. Fight for your own safety. Make me proud". And so began the Warrior Age of Potamia. Each race had took Venery's words to heart. They survived the Chaos Wars, and by the time Venery was lost, Potamia was founded. As for our vow of independence, that's another story. The damage done during the Chaos Wars had surrounded the world with more danger than Potamia can stand. The mighty Gazelle founder of Potamia, Africa, had set out to conquer danger outside of Potamia in the Potamian Crusade. But the biggest and most historic challenge would be other sentient beings. Africa saw the power races outside of the land possessed. She could not negotiate with it, fight it, or avoid it. She did her best, and despite good deeds, she was lost and exists as the prime Great Spirit of the land. (The depiction stopped) Thus Potamia became a land of independence ever since. We fight, grow, survive, live, and stand tall alone. To commit an act of prey is committing an act of fate.
 * Skyceria: Well, despite such a very good story, not all races are like Potamia.
 * Koningin: Hence why Zecora believed a Potamian would be an appropriate teacher of self-defense and combat against danger.
 * Skyceria breathed in, then out.
 * Skyceria: ".... Okay, I'm gonna try. But, don't expect me to get it right on the first time."
 * Aloe: "Don't worry, we'll pull you out quickly the minute the Timber Wolf gets the upper-hand."
 * Skyceria:... Umm.... Hey there, boy. I... Can you calm down- (The Timber Wolf snapped and barks angrily at her) AERICOLOUS!!!!... Okay, uh...... Can you- (The wolf was freed as it attacks her as she flew out of the way) WATCH IT!!!
 * Koningin: It can't understand you or want to deal with you. It needs to know your people's talents, in a Potamian way. Fight it.
 * Skyceria:... (Gulps as she just charged only for the wolf to swipe her to the ground)
 * Koningin: You're a Peryton doe. You don't have horns.
 * Skyceria: I KNOW THAT!!! I'M NOT STUPID!!! (The wolf attacks and she just impulsively kicks it, and to her surprise it whimpers in sadness)......
 * Koningin: You did it. Now go to the next step.
 * The Timber Wolf cowerded away from Skyceria fearfully.
 * Skyceria:... (Takes deep breath and approaches the Timber Wolf)... Calm down. I was just getting you to stand down. Please... Go rest. (The Timber Wolf did as it was told and went back in the cage)
 * Koningin: Good work.
 * Sunset and the others saw this....
 * Sunset: "..... Ya know, the coach at Canterlot High, just makes us throw balls at each other."
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Sunset: "..... I meant, DODGE, balls."
 * Icky: "Hey Chillax, I couldn't pass up an oppertunity for a "That's what She Said" joke."
 * Iago: You mean aside from the OTHER innuendoes we've heard before? Besides, did you have to say it when Sunset is a "she" herself?
 * Icky: Oh, please. You guys NEVER laugh at my jokes.
 * Sunset: "..... Look, point is, this gym coach seems, intense, bringing in creatures and making the students fight them."
 * Mantis: "Oh don't worry, ever since the Apocrypha episode, she became WAY better. She used to have a problem about giving proper amounts of empathy to students that nearly get mauled by these things. Heck, when she started, she had students fought a LITTERAL rock python!"
 * Sunset: "..... Ya know, alot of school organisations from Human Equestria, would FREAK OUT at Koningin doing things like this in any school there!"
 * Tigress: "Well obviously, you're not in Human Equestria anymore."
 * Sunset: "..... Fair point. But, has anyone ever given her problems about this?"
 * Applejack: "Yes, both Pish Posh and O'Hardknocks before him both criticised her methods, and Barktrot brought her problems about her lack of proper empathy, along with things that spiraled into having the students to force them into a vacation to get them to clear their heads and stop arguing and a'scwabblin' like Vampire Fruit Bats over the last Apple."
 * Rarity: "But try not to worry about it, Sunset. Koningin is confident enough to know what she is doing."
 * Sunset: I sure hope so.
 * Quartz: "(Came in) Hey Twilight! I thought you would like to know that the Pillers and the Founders of Equestria are visiting for Thanksgiving and the Holidays."
 * Twilight: That's great news, Quartz.
 * Sunset: AHHH! (She charges up her horn) TWILIGHT, EVERYONE, STAND BACK!
 * Quartz: "AYE?!"
 * Icky: "HEY WHAT THE FUCK?!"
 * Twilight: "SUNSET, NO?! THAT'S JUST QUARTZ!?"
 * Sunset: ".... You know this dragon? You let dragons come here?"
 * Icky: "WELL HOW COME YOU DIDN'T REACTED THAT WAY TO WHEN SMOLDER WAS AROUND?!"
 * Sunset realised that.....
 * Sunset: ".... I..... I don't, know. I was actselly find around Smolder and yet I freaked out when she showed up, I..... Am I out of my mind?"
 * The Figure was seen again as he chuckled in inter-dimentional space.
 * ???: "Nothing like messing with my waifu for a bit."
 * Quartz: "..... LADY, YOU'RE CRAZY?! (Flies away) I CAN'T BELIEVE A PONY WAS GONNA HURT ME?!"
 * Sunset: "WAIT, I'M SORRY, I, I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOTTEN INTO ME?!"
 * Duke: "Well, now that's TWO students that think you're off your rocker now."
 * Sunset: (Sighs) I didn't even get a chance to tell her I was Starlight's sister.
 * Duke: Eh, she'd use the same running gag anyway.
 * Po: "Well, we may as well go check up with the Pillers and the Founders since they're here."
 * Sunset:... Speaking of that, you never told me about that. Pillars? Founders of Equestria?
 * Sunset: (Her jaw cartoonishly dropped upon seeing them)
 * Starswirl:... Hello?
 * Sunset: (She got the same joyful face Starlight had in Mirror Magic)... YOU'RE ALL STILL ALIVE?!?
 * Clover:... Who's this?
 * Twilight: This is Sunset Shimmer. She's Starlight's sister and has been living in that dimension you banished the Sirens to.
 * Starswirl:... You mean that human dimension with Equestrian readings I made a portal to?
 * Sunset: Long story. But at least you didn't say there's no resemblance to me and Starlight.
 * Stygian: Why?
 * Sunset: Never mind. Tell me EVERYTHING!!! Details, and go SLOWLY!!!!
 * Commander Hurricane:... Oy, another eccentric fanpony. As if thousands weren't bad enough.
 * Smart Cookie: Not that there's anythin wrong with that, but, it ain't very hospitable.
 * Mistmane: We might as well. Got nothing much to do for the moment.
 * Rockhoof: "Now where to begin, is the question....."
 * Sunset: "(Excitedly sits down on a chair she dragged in)."
 * Zosimo: "And that's what occured, Councilers."
 * Warson: ".... (Faceplams), Xandy, Hawkens, Hudson, you three SERIOUSLY freed a swarm of insectiods from a Yateron Imprisonment Ritual?!"
 * Hawkens: "We couldn't help it, it was like.... We were pocessed by something!?"
 * Stinkscale came in.
 * Stinkscale: "You were, pocessed...... You were pocessed by Lord Millapede?!"
 * Samantha: ".... Millapede? That kinda sounds like a word the Lougers' United Universes would use."
 * Jling Sling: "Oh don't bother with the old ract, "Lord Millapede" is nothing but a rediculious old Pharaguian Legend."
 * ???: "Is it? Is it really?"
 * Rush'Amore was seen.....
 * Rush'Amore: "Stinkscale came to be first and told me everything..... I can't believe you fools have ended up undoing one of the rare good things the USRA had done?!"
 * Xandy: "WE WEREN'T BEING OURSELVES, IT'S LIKE, WE WERE POCESSED?!"
 * Rush'Amore: "...... Well thanks to your weak minds......... He's out now."
 * Zosimo: "WHO, EXACTLY, SKEP?!"
 * Rush'Amore: "First of all, the correct term is SKEPTICEN! Secondly, if you are to talk to me, it's to be RESPECTFUL! Be ensured that this concern is such as much great to UIS as it is to the USRA races!"
 * Zosimo: ".... Okay find, "Skepicen". Enlighten us. Why is it so goshdarn bad this "Millapede" guy is out now."
 * Stinkscale: "I will explain, since I can understand the history..... Because I was there."
 * Hudson: "How? Racts have lifespans no longer then Thabes, mostly around 90 years at best, at the very least near 89."
 * Stinkscale: "..... I, was once his preist, his speaker made immortal."
 * Nanobyte: "Oh yeah, stinky? Prove it. (Stinkscale removed his jack to reveal a tattoo of a rainbow Millapede creature) WHOA, WHOA?! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR SHRIVELED UP OLD DUDE BOD?!"
 * Naeem: "Wait, actselly.... (Takes a better look)...... It can't be..... I reckitnised that anichent insigmia, from a museum that had anichent Pharaguian relics...... Millapede, was real?"
 * Stinkscale: "He is...... And he, was practically a god to Pharagu. Back before Pharagu was subugated to become a garbage planet, it once had a great figure, that was reckitnised by all of the universes."
 * (Stinkscale): Not much is known about where he came from. But he was an orphan fostered on Pharagu. He even had magic that was beyond anything ever seen before. And he had surprising knowedge of realms still not yet fully reckitnised by our own. And he had access to those realms powers..... He was considered a god among mortals.
 * Anichent Pharaguians were worshipping a very young Millapede.
 * (Stinkscale): "I, was choosen, to be his representive preist, and allow people from across our universe, a chance to witness the great creation himself, and being graced with his majusty."
 * Other Auuians came to be graced in the presence of Millapede.
 * (Stinkscale): "His reign lasted well beyond the forgotten time of the First Cartoonian War Aftermath, passed both eras of pre and post-Kraan times, and really shined in greatness in BCEE, where he was the undisbutable ruler of all of Pharagu..... Then, came the time where it was around the earlist days of the USRA races sometime around after the Yateron Rescue from the Vyrans. The USRA races heard about Millapede and had, concerns in need of addressing, so, they came to ask the Great Millapede himself."
 * Lord Millapede as an unseen figure: "Well, if it isn't the new age race allience representives themselves. Are you here to bask in my god-like glory as well? Well take a number, your not the only ones and it be rude to the others to play preferial treatment just because you guys are bigshots."
 * Yurun Representive: "We're, actselly here to ask you, some questions."
 * Lord Millapede: "Oh, let me guess? What's the meaning of life? It's 42. Don't ask why, it just is. Or the meaning of our existence? Well here's an anti-climatic disappointment, we exist just for the heck of it, there's no granduer purpose or anything, we just exist to exist. But I swear to gods, if it's another stupid "Between 1 and 100" question again I'M GONNA LOSE IT?!"
 * Cunone Representive: "Actselly.... We're here to talk about you."
 * Lord Millapede: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! I get it. You guys want me to bless your allience and have the universes love you so it can make your silly pipedream of having absolute control of the universes STUPIDLY easier. Well I like to play harder to get then THAT! Maybe if your allience sense alot of moolah my way, then I MIGHT consider it."
 * Nauradan Representive: "It's actselly about, concerns about your power."
 * Lord Millapede raised an eyebrow as the fly creatures and a younger Stinkscale with some preists became concern.....
 * Lord Millapede: "..... (This video)"
 * Human Representative: Yeah according to the research of one of the people you asked, you're not native to this dimension and your powers' physiology isn't compatible to your interdimensional physiology. You're... Actually not a Fleeming.
 * Lord Millipede:...  WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS KNOW?! You're just two apes and a feline and rodent! I, AM A GOD AMONGST MORTAL MEN?! And women. In fact, one of you wasn't even MEANT to be this advance yet?! You only got this way because of misplaced tec! YOUR ALLIENCE IS BARELY EVEN A YEAR OLD?! I LASTED FOR MILLENDIAS?! I KNEW WHAT THE FIRST CARTOONIAN WAS LIKE?! HECK, EVEN THE TIMES BEFORE THAT?! I KNEW KRAAN'S EXACT DATE OF BIRTH?! I EVEN KNEW OF DIMENTIONS BEYOND MORTAL RECKITNITION OR UNDERSTANDING, EVEN THINGS NOT MEANT TO BE UNDERSTOOD?! I AM A MASTER OF DESTINIES?! AND WHAT'RE YOU 4?! TWO APES THAT STARTED OUT AS ENEMIES, A BUNCH OF FELINES THAT HAD A BUG PROBLEM, AND TEC-SCAVAGING RODENTS?! I, PROCESS POWERS, THAT EVEN GODS DREAM THEY CAN HAVE?! I CAN CHANGE REALITY AND HISTORY TO MY LIKING?! HELL, I COULD MAKE IT THAT YOUR ALLIENCE NEVER HAPPENS IF I WANTED TO?! I, am a maker, of destenies?! I, AM DESTENY ENCARNATE?! AND I DOUBT A BARELY YEAR-OLD ALLIENCE, WOULD EVER HAVE POWER, OVER THAT?! So, either apologise now, or so help me, people will end up forgetting you guys were even a thing, WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU ALL?!"
 * Nauradan Representive: "Now Millapede, there's no need to get upset, it is nothing personal against you, it's just that your power has a risk of being tempting to undesirables."
 * Lord Millapede: "(Stutters), DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M, LORD, MILLAPEDE?! I'M PRACTICLY THE CLOSEST THIS UNIVERSE HAS TO A REAL GOD?! WHAT DOOFUS WOULD EVER WANNA STEAL FROM A GOD?!"
 * Cunone Representive: "Alas, we live in times where respect to things greater then us is only a thing of the past now. The likes of Teadr 1 tec is treated like something to be sought then something to awe."
 * Yurun Representive: "And, basicly, if not even Teadr 1 races are treated with sacred-respect anymore, who's to say people will give you any space? You said so yourself, you can do things that can make gods green with envy! You're litterally a magnit of the kind of people that want what you have! And more often then not, they're not always gonna be nice guys about it."
 * Lord Millapede: "Tch, you kidding? This scepter staff only obeys me! It won't do sqaut for some god-wanna-be!"
 * Human Representative: It's a big UUniverses out there. Who knows what's out there that could use your power?
 * Lord Millipede: (Chuckles) You primitives don't get it, do you? I know EVERYTHING about this dimension. There IS nothing out there like that.
 * Naroudan Representative: Well there could be.
 * Lord Millipede: No. There's NOTHING that can be a threat to me. My power is unobtainable. Nothing in this dimension can take my power.
 * Cunone Representative: That's the key term: THIS dimension. You are not of this dimension, so with the infinite expanses of the multiverse, there will be countless forces that are better able to steal your power. We're not trying to be blasphemous or anything, we're just concerned that your power could lure danger from other dimensions, if not ours.
 * Naroudan Representative: And if you still don't believe us, then ask yourself this: Why were you even brought here and even stay here in the first place or question why you're much different than other Fleemings? You are only a Fleeming because your true form cannot be sustained in this dimension's physical laws. Because of this, you cannot use your power to it's full potential. It'd kill you. And the staff you carry is the catalyst to that power and allows you to use it with no repercussions because of the pure mana geode inside it.
 * Human Representative: So our one and only question is this: for the sake of your foster dimension, are you entirely sure that nothing in the entire multiverse will threaten this dimension just for your power?
 * Lord Millapede: ".... Well, it, largely depends on whether or not they would even care about this dimention, I mean, let's see, uh, (Quietly to the same Fly Creature from earlier before) Buzzton, back me up please!"
 * Buzzton: "(Clears throat). Be assured that the multiverse is vast and of great quantities. Would it be simple to say that this universe is comparatively like, a grain of salt among others. It would be impossable to accreately pinpoint ONE grain out of a large pile."
 * Human Representive: "Fair point. But then again.... How were Millapede's metathoricly speaking true people able to send him here? Cause say if what you said is true, then is it not too cowinidental he ended up here and not many other vast dimentions, mostly ones that match his supposed true home's dimentional physical laws?"
 * Buzzton: "...... (Quietly) Now what?"
 * Lord Millapede: "(Quietly and angerly) BUZZTON, THAT DID NOT HELP IN THE SLIGHTIST?!"
 * Young Stinkscale: "My lord, is, something the matter?"
 * Lord Millipede: (Quietly) THEY CANNOT KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT MY POWER!!! THEY LEARNED MUCH OF IT TOO EASILY!!! IF THEY FIND OUT, THEY'LL FIND OUT HOW MUCH OF THE 'EVIL' THINGS THAT I DID TO GET MY TITLE!! I'LL BE RUINED!!!
 * Young Stinkscale: "Lord Millapede-"
 * Lord Millapede: "WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Lord Millapede: "...... Can you representives excuse me and the head presit for a moment? (Grabs Buzzton and Stinkscale to his private corners)...... Stinky, it's a REAL bad time for you to be talking?!"
 * Stinkscale: "Why so, master?"
 * Lord Millipede: If you hadn't noticed, I'm this close to losing everything I worked so hard for. I have a purpose here as an interdimensional immigrant and I can't let anyone know and risk exposure to... IT!!!!
 * Stinkscale: ""It"? What is, "It"?"
 * Lord Millapede: "..... Buzzton?"
 * Buzzton: "....... Our lord's old dimention..... No longer exists. His people's power got too powerful, so.... It was devoured, by an unspeakable creature, that even gods fear. So, his people scattered through the multiverse and established new colonies, because the creature was only able to be allowed to eat OUR universe, not others. And to incrise further odds of expandsion, we sent infants to dimentions of particular interest, which included this dimention, to make sure the enfluence spread so much that it would be difficult for these creatures to accreately keep track of us. To stay in these such dimentions as much as possable, else without protection of a dimention not set to be devoured, the creatrues, will come after them, and it matters little how powerful or strong or fast any of Millapede's people would be..... There is no fighting them. There is no outruning them. There's, no reasoning with them, at least, not without a mortal mind going mad at the sight of them. Often, looking at them, espeically their eye inside their gapping maws, would at best turn you into a demented cultist mindlessly worshiping them, at worse.... You'll turn into their avatar and hunt down immigrants of devoured dimentions to take them into their world, the nothing realm, A.K.A. the realm between realms."
 * Stinkscale: "Well, that depends, how, bad could they possabily be?"
 * Lord Millapede: "..... Stinky..... Ever wonder why you never seen any depictions of these things and only heard about them NOW?!"
 * Stinkscale: "Well, to be fair, I never heard about Millapede not really being a very powerful Fleeming but from a race of inter-dimentional insectiods neither, so-"
 * Lord Millapede grabbed a dark looking tome and faced Stinkscale's direction.
 * Lord Millapede: "THIS IS WHY?! (Opens it as the camera faces the front direction of Stinkscale as haunting whale-like moans were heard as Stinescale looked trumatised, but then Millapede quickly closed the tome)...... Even, only looking at art renditions of these, things, would drive an unprepared mind mad. You would need to have expandsive knowledge of all dimentions to even be handle to just stare at them."
 * Stinkscale: "(Fearfully wimpers) What, what was that?"
 * Lord Millapede: "Imagine a galaxy forming into a being, gets giant hands with long arms, wings, an eye within a gaping maw and a taste for dimentions that're too powerful for Multiverse Peace, or are qouantom glitches, and you get creatures that basicly exist to abort realites, Stinky."
 * Stinkscale: "(Fearfully inhales and exhales as he was shedding tears).... Is that, what ate your home?"
 * Lord Millapede: "Well, one of them, anyway. The scarist thing about these freaks, is that there's never just one. Because our multiverse has many infident possabilities, there can exist many of these things. Thankfully, what prevents these things from just eating whatever they want is that they can only do so to over-powered universes that get strong too fast and didn't follow a grand design, or if they just weren't meant to happen. That's why my people basicly have to colonises other dimentions like this. To use that drawback against them...."
 * Stinkscale: ".... But, what if, what if one of them goes rogue and starts eating dimentions with your people on it, even if it's only one of you?!"
 * Lord Millapede: "Oh trust me, those nasty things creators are VERY strict with them. Rogues are contained VERY quickly."
 * Stinkscale: "BUT WHAT IF DIMENTIONS ARE DESTROYED BEFORE THESE CREATORS STOP IT?!"
 * Lord Millapede: "Don't worry, they have systems that can repair dimentions that accsidently got eaten and put them back togather, right away."
 * Stinkscale: "IN OUR TERMS OR THEIRS?!"
 * Lord Millapede: "..... Okay, admitingly outer gods like to take their sweet time re-create an unintentionally devoured dimention, but when your immortal, time is basicly chill with you, ya know?"
 * Stinkscale: "... FORGIVE MY DISRESPECT GREAT ONE, BUT, I AM NOT MADE ANYMORE CONFIDENT ABOUT THIS IN THE SLIGHTIST?! Even IF this creature that ate your dimention, nor any of them for this matter, is never allowed to go after your people, based on what you said, it can have other ways?! Like you said, if any saw that such depiction, they would become cults dedicated to the beast, or worse, these, avatars?! These cults and avatars would disrupt the peace of this universe and make even more depictions to drive people mad?!"
 * Lord Millapede: "Now, take it easy stinky, these cults are usually VERY unsuccessful because these depictions are almost flat-out taboo in many of the multiverse, they get captured and fall apart the minute they're discovered!"
 * Stinkscale: I...... I need to go. I'm getting scared processing this.
 * Buzzton: Trust me, everyone does.
 * Lord Millapede: "Kinda why this kinda infomation, is usually kept on the downlow if ya catch my drift."
 * (Xandy): So what happened?
 * (Stinkscale): "..... Well, the representives ended up talking to me about it, and, I couldn't control myself, I just, confessed..... Then..... That was when the Yaterons got involved."
 * (Zosimo): "Wait, this was suppose to be early USRA times, right, then what're the Yaterons doing helping? They didn't join until several years after the fact."
 * (Warson): "The USRA at those times practiced a pending membership system that doesn't make races of interest true members but lets them get involve with USRA matters the same. Basicly a, test trail if you well."
 * (Stinkscale): "Also, how else did a Yateron ritual site got here then, HA?"
 * (Magnum): ".... Fair point."
 * (Stinkscale): "As I was saying, the Yaterons came to the planet, and entered a destructive battle with Lord Millapede that destroyed his temple into nothing. Millapede was confident with his powers, he believed he would over-wealm a compairitively recent allience. His expectations ended sourly, when the Yaterons utilised an anichent Ehswanian device designed to combat inter-dimentional forces, quickly restrained him."
 * The unseen Millapede was over-wealmed by the Ehswanian device!
 * (Stinkscale): "What came afterword, haunts me to this day. The Yateron prohet of the time used an anichent Yateron containment ritual, a byproduction of Kraan himself, to imprison Millapede and his creations, the Famegafairies, into the very ruins of his underground temple and entombed him into a Yateron Seal that kept him trapped. But he had a brief piece of payback.... Apawn the ritual's completion, he made it that the present USRA forces were teleported off the planet, and had their memories wiped of Pharagu ever having life.... Thus, cause of the memory of our existence being lost, it allowed that idiot Cheesepuffus to have a false idea about Pharagu, and..... We already know what occured next."
 * Pharagu as a garbage dump planet was seen....
 * Stinkscale: "And, now, I live in eturnal regret of ever betraying Millapede on an over-reactive impluse because I was haunted by that depiction of the creature that ate his home dimention, not only did I allow our people's greatest icon to be imprisoned, but I also invoked him to punish both the USRA AND US, by having the USRA forget we existed, and thus now Pharagu became an ugly garbage dump planet?! Pharaguians lost their home, and the USRA lost the respect of those that came to be with UIS! All because I couldn't've handled what I had witnessed?! It was like, this creature WANTED him to be punished like this?!"
 * Samantha: "..... (Quietly) Elder Dimentus was right....."
 * Clifton: "What was that Samantha?"
 * Samantha: ".... Clifton, I'll, explain later privately."
 * Jling Sling: "..... WELL THIS NEEDLESSLY COMPLICATED THE DEBATE ABOUT A GARBAGE DUMP PLANET EVEN MORE THEN ALREADY?!"
 * Rush'Amore: "This isn't exactly a great revelation to me neither. An omni-potent all knowledgeable insectoid creature would obviously know all about UIS' most valuable secrets if it even knows about things best not even acknowledged! I am going to make this a UIS matter and having our forces capture Millapede."
 * Warson: "Hold it, Ambassitor. Keep in mind that we need to be able to figure out where he is, first. Capable as UIS forces are, being capable to capture him is meaningless if you have no idea where he even is."
 * Rush'Amore: "..... Then enlighten me, good counciler. What do you suggest we do about this?"
 * Calixto: "Well, the HA befriended a transdimentional being awhile back. If any were to have the best kinda knowledge about Millapede, it would be him."
 * Rush'Amore: "Your seriously suggesting we trust them to go after Millapede after how easily THREE of them got malmitulated?!"
 * Zosimo: "I'll make something with our pal Porter to make sure that don't happen again to ANY of us. It's our mess, we're itching to clean it up."
 * Rush'Amore: ".... Ugh, fine, but only because Warson already gave a good coutnerarguement against UIS engagement. But be made weary of this, Heroes Act. I will still inform all UIS higher ups of this, espeically the most impourent of them all. We have ways to keep track of progress. And we WILL know if Millapede is still a threat. And be made aware that if the HA, an extention of the Grand Council, a byproduct of the USRA, were to fail to contain something the USRA itself fought hard to contain, expect this to be reckitnised by the universeal community and affect the judgement of contested systems about the true capability of USRA dependence."
 * Aurlena: "Tch, so no pressure then?"
 * Rush'Amore: "........"
 * Clifton: ".... Don't get the wrong idea sir, we know how serious this is, espeically with UIS involved. We're just THAT confident with ourselves."
 * Rush'Amore: "Well be warned that confidence can cloud judgement. The USRA's self-destruction, goes without saying. (Leaves) Tell the CEO of the company that the conversation about Pharagu's clean-up rights are being reshedguled due to unforeseen crisis."
 * Taleen: "And be ensured he will."
 * Calixto: "..... Well Heroes Act. What turned from a typical day of tending to a latest UIS tirade, because a blast from the past dishastor. Heroes Act, you need to track down that Millapede."
 * Samantha: "Would you like us to reverse what he did to you all first?"
 * Jling Sling: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, but I like looking like a freak- (Angerly and seriously) WHAT DO YOU THINK, STALIK?!"
 * Magnum: "There's no need to throw a temper tandrum about it, Counciler Jling, it was only a question." (Changes them back)...
 * Vancer: So, where do we start? My guns are hungry for action.
 * Sunset: So you all were in limbo and thus your aging was in complete stasis?
 * Commander Hurricane: Kinda what we finished explaining. Don't need to repeat it back like we're a cartoon and a mystical audience just came back from watching something else.
 * Sunset: ".... Though, there are somethings I'm abit surprised about you guys, like, Clover, it has been said that you were a dude."
 * Clover: "...... And, WHY, would anyone believe that I was a stallian with a GIRL'S name?"
 * Twilight: "There had been, inactreate depictions throughout the ages. The assumtion of your gender was one of them."
 * Clover: ".... Ugghhhh, guess it's not just Starswirl that has a problem with people reckitnising him."
 * Icky: "Not helping that the freaking trading cards have it wrong too. (Brings up an incorrect depiction) See?"
 * Clover: "...... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SERIOUSLY?! THAT'S GOING TO FURTHER PEOPLE GETTING ME WRONG?! Ugh! I really need to fix this!"
 * Unbeknownest to everyone, unseen creatures were seen hidden in the shadows as they eyed Clover espeically.
 * Icky: "Awww, don't worry, the trading cards are like the comics, they're only IMPLIED canon, it's ultamately the Show that can decide. Trust me, the comics have ALOT of canonicly contridition info that the show has debunked, like, in the forbidden unmentionable comic, Lightning Dust, Iron Will, and the Flimflam Bros. got involved with Chrysalis in a coup de gra against the Main 6 with Sombra, but the show debunked this by still allowing Iron Will a normal job and the the Flimflam Bros. are able to own a freaking resort. There was an episode where Lightning Dust started a daredevil reject trope, but the producer wasn't wild about that episode, and that it turned out to be Spiracle's bro being a d*** to everyone. Point is, the show will not take the cards very seriously."
 * Clover: "...... I, would be assured, if I had a single idea what you just said."
 * Sunset: Well what've you guys been doing since coming back?
 * Pansy: Oh, where do we even begin?
 * Puddinghead: Well, introducing ourselves into Canterlot, WOULD be a good start.
 * Hurricane: "Took them abit of awhile to get them to reckitnise us because our "Depictions" kept giving folks wrong ideas."
 * Platinum: Yes, we are unsure why the depictions of us do not match. Then again, we were gone for a millennia. Time wears down a pony's reckitnisable appearance to others.
 * Puddinghead: "Tell me about it. Ponies actselly said I looked younger then the obvious acter potraying me in a photo. They also say I'm a guy, but that's another story."
 * Twilight: "I'm sorry if your return to Equestria wasn't so great."
 * Clover: "It's allright Twilight Sparkle. It could be worse."
 * The Mysterious creatures vanish into the shadows.
 * Starswirl: Well we've done enough explaining about ourselves. What about you, Miss Shimmer? How did you get about entering the human dimension?
 * Sunset:... Well I wasn't very nice since Starlight disappeared long ago. I became more bitter and mean. Then... Princess Celestia showed me the mirror. I saw a lot inside it, and that was the only thing that I could think about. But Celestia just kept telling me I wasn't ready. But... (Sighs) I was just too stubborn to let it go. So I snuck into the library during curfew and found a book regarding the mirror.... But, the librarian caught me and brought in Celestia. I scorned her for keeping the information on the portal from me and I mindlessly demanded to be an Alicorn princess. I was expelled that day. I felt betrayed. So in my anger, I stormed my way to the mirror and entered the dimension on the other side.
 * Sunset: (Goes through the portal)... Well well, this is an interesting development.... A new land to- WHOOAA- (Tripped over with her new human body)... Wh... I'm not a pony anymore?...... My horn!... My tail!... My hooves! (Sees her hands wiggling the fingers, and took off her socks and shoes to see her feet wiggling the toes)... What are these?! What am I?!? (Looks around in the nightlit Human Equestria)...... Um... What is this place? (Walks around on all fours until she steps her hands and barefeet on spiked leaves) OWCH!!!... (She puts the socks and shoes back on and walks on the spiky leaves better, then hurts her hands) OWCH!!!... (Sees a nearby human who was watching her confused, as she noticed his bipedal nature and got up)... WHAT'RE YOU LOOKING AT?! (The human walked away scared)...... Uhgh... Strange naked monkey creature. Why are they even wearing these- (Looks down her shirt and was like this at what she saw)
 * Sunset: WHY ARE MY BREASTS SO PLUMP?!? HOW DO THESE MONKEYS EVEN GET AROUND WITH THEM?!?
 * (Icky): (Scoffs and chuckles) OH MY GO- (Laughs) YOU MUST BE SO EMBARRASSED!!! What's next? You'd stripped yourself down nude just to see what a human looked li- (That happened as she was approached by disgusted humans forcing her to go into an alley and put her clothes back on)...... (Laughs hysterically) JUST WHEN I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BE ANYMORE EMBARRASSED!!! YOU DID THAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOO- (Wheezes and laughs)
 * (Sunset): WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW NUDITY WAS INDECENT THERE?! WE PONIES ARE USUALLY NAKED, I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING!!!!
 * (Icky): STILL- (Laughs) OOOHOOHOO!!!! BEST JOKE THIS SERIES HAS BROUGHT UP TO DATE!?
 * (Sunset): "Oh sure, laugh at someone having a fish out of water exspearience! It was the first time I had a human body, alchourse I would end up being stupid like that! I'm actselly surprised Twilight didn't made the same mistake!"
 * (Twilight): "That's because I quickly analised that humans liked to wear clothes, ergo, I had deduced that humans found nudity to be taboo."
 * (Spike): "Well, that, and Hasbro probuly wouldn't even ALLOW a scene like that. Though there is a brony comic about that though..... It's really awkward, I'll tell you THAT much."
 * (Icky): "Though I have to ask, after an impression like THAT, how did ya managed to become a total school diva? A stunt like what you pulled should've made you a social pariah! Trust me, High Schoolers have the memories of elephants when it comes to other students pulling jackass moments like THAT!"
 * (Starlight): "Hey, careful with that word, to Donkeys, THAT word is very insensitive."
 * (Icky): WE SAY IT HERE ALL THE TIME!!! Why do you suddenly care about that slur right now? I can say Jackass whenever I- (Suddenly a mop broke through the flashback and hit the camera) BAHHHHHH?!
 * Icky was bonged in the head by an angry janitor donkey.....
 * Donkey: "..... Estupido butt-ugly avian. (Leaves angerly)."
 * Pinkie: "Try not to get too mad about Icky, Jarome! He's kinda stupid."
 * Icky: "(Dazed) Ya could've warned us ahead of time that you have a janitor donkey now."
 * Starlight: I tried to. He was behind you the entire time. Otherwise we'd be okay with it.
 * Icky: Hey, it can also be a slur for ponies too since you and donkeys are related.
 * Sunset: MOVING ON!!!... I was able to justify my weird behavior by saying...
 * Sunset: I have Alzheimer's.
 * Human Nurse Red Heart:... Well I don't know if that explains the acts of public nudity, walking like an animal, or the other stuff. It certainly affects brain functions and activity, but I don't think it makes you forget that public nudity is illegal and that we walk on two legs.
 * Sunset: Trust me, how my disability works is just as much a mystery to me as it is to other poor saps with a disability. Mom said before she and my dad died that my Alzheimer's seems to affect my common sense, my decency, my behavior, even my mood. I'm usually what they say 'villainous' in my mood. Don't know where the quadruped behavior came from though. Maybe because I liked unicorn cartoons and rode horses as a kid, but whatever the reason, it's embarrassing when they kick in.
 * Human Nurse Red Heart: ".... (Completely buys it with a happy face) Well okie dokie, I guess that makes COMPLETE sense!"
 * (Icky): That actually worked?!
 * Sunset: (Apawn leaving the nurse office) That actually worked?! Oh my Celestia! She actually believed it?!... Well on the bright side, I avoided that crazy incident. Now... Where do I find a place to stay? These creatures seem to be more advanced than ponies.
 * (Sunset): And sure enough, the government of the world has a disability check of $1000 a month. Pretty surprising to discover a week later. I managed to afford an apartment, new clothes, and my own iPhone. The iPhone was what got me to learn everything. I spent the following month doing nothing but looking up everything on Wikipedia about humanity, it's cultures, religion, architecture, even it's technology. Their 'hands' seem more capable of ingenuity than hooves or magic can ever achieve. But, let's just say Wikipedia got me in more trouble since APPARENTLY not everything on it is correct.
 * (Icky): No s***. It's the best known information search engine, but anyone can edit it. Trolls often do whatever they want to it. One time, I read on the plot description of one of the hideous Michael Bay Transformers movies that some sick foot fetish was added to it involving a sock Transformer. I mean I'd do the same because of how awful those movies, but WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED MIND DOES THAT?!
 * (Shenzi): Icky, you know we're not allowed to mention the Transformers.
 * (Icky): It was just an example, Shekki! It's not meant to be taken seriously.
 * (Sunset): So yeah, I got in trouble because of those trolls multiple times. You can imagine how much that made my evil worse. Though some aspects seem appalling. Like the humans' omnivorous diet. They don't just eat plants. They eat anything found in the environment. Meat seems unethical to ponies. But I ended up trying AND loving it just to blend in.
 * (Twilight): Did you try saying you were a vegan?
 * (Sunset): I said that, yeah, but sometimes meat was just too sickly appetizing.
 * (Twilight): "I feel the same way after I found out about how Bacon exists."
 * (Sunset): That's nothing to the other things. Pizza was just way too addicting. Fast food? Ugh. I felt like I was demonizing myself with that diet. Long story short, everything I did to fit in had advantages that helped me and disadvantages that made me more evil. I became a student of Canterlot High and got with Flash to become popular as a means to begin my ambitious plans.
 * Sunset: Then I found out the portal opened once every thirty moons, waited for the right opportunity to steal Twilight's crown, and... well, the rest is history.
 * Squidward: "I have to say, Sunset, that was QUITE an exidus you went through."
 * Sunset: Yes, it took a lot of crap to get through, but it paid off in the end. But... 5 years of having turned over a new leaf. And heck, Starswirl being alive really helps the other reason why I came back.
 * Starswirl: How so?
 * Sunset: Well, aside from being here for the holidays, I felt that... Equestrian magic is becoming too widespread in availability. Humans that found it have often been abusing it. That world's Twilight had been studying it and ended up almost destroying the dimension just to understand it. Then there was the forest inhabited long ago by Gaia Everfree that ended up giving me and my friends not just magical geodes that give us powers, but ended up turning a camp counselor into a nature witch that completely engulfed her camp with nature just to keep it from getting shut down to foreclosure. Then this former gofer for a movie director got herself fired because of not being picked to play the main role and now works in a job she hates as a theater usher and ended up using a magic looking mirror to try and not only get popular, but take revenge on us for exposing her wrongdoing, getting her delusional and corrupt on magic. Then one of my unintended victims who was always ignored ended up finding the Memory Stone and used it to-
 * Clover: Whoawhoawhoa... I thought the Memory Stone was lost after I stopped Echo Star.
 * Sunset: Not exactly. It was found by a student I ended up wronging and she responded by erasing the memories of my friends of me. Luckily we destroyed it and helped Wallflower out. Then, just recently, there was this social media celebrity in an amusement park whose iPhone got magically enchanted and allow her to warp reality. We disposed of her magic phone and got her a better place.
 * Hurricane:... So after all the trouble they put you through... You just forgave them all? Abusing the power of magic through memory erasing, or by some 'phone', whatever that is, is a serious crime. Especially when it's from another race.
 * Sunset: They're humans. They're renowned for their... Well... Self-survice and ambition, and that fit in well with me when I came. They don't know any better.
 * Hurricane: Well all the more reason to help you cut off magic to that dimension.
 * Starswirl:... No.
 * Clover:... Sir?
 * Hurricane: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!? USE OF EQUESTRIAN MAGIC IN THE HANDS OF LESS SELFLESS BEINGS IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
 * Starswirl: This is not the Starswirl Era anymore, Hurricane. Times have changed.
 * Hurricane: And yet nothing has either. Nopony has become more diligent in handling outside threats because of the recent Storm King attack. I was appalled that no guards were present. Who lets their guard down in a world like this?! It's irresponsible. Just as irresponsible as the creatures of that dimension. Magic is a gift that shouldn't be used for personal gain like that. It is our duty to help Sunset prevent that from happening again.
 * Starswirl: You don't understand. That dimension NEEDS Equestrian magic. IT'S THAT DIMENSION'S FUEL!!! (Everyone was surprised)
 * Pansy:... Fuel?
 * Starswirl: "It's..... Difficult to explain without, reveiling too much. All you need to understand is that, that dimention owes it existence to Equestrian magic as a stabliser, if not also a magic greater then even what I can understand."
 * Hurricane: ".... Ya mean to tell me that equestrian magic is what's needed to even ALLOW that place to exist?! Oh great?! Now we're stuck with abunch of hairless apes misusing it whenever they have the chance?!"
 * Rockhoof: "So ye would much rather have an entire existence destroyed, just so equestrian magic doesn't get abused? That kind of talk is no better then the Pony of Shadows' ways of thinking."
 * Hurricane: "Oh sure, make ME sound like the bad guy for trying to be practical here?! Can we just give that place a replacement stabliser magic for that place? Nothing strong enough for abuse, but something good enough for stability."
 * Shifu: "You have, zero understanding, on how dimentions work, do you, Hurricane?"
 * Hurricane: "Hey, you guys only visited like, what, 3 different dimentions?"
 * Icky: "The AUU, Mewni, and the Fanonverse to be exact, along with freaky sub-dimentions so many times that we'd be here all day to name all of them."
 * Pang Bing: "Making an entirely different plain of existence is VASTLY more complicated then even creating life itself. It is a feat accomplished only by beings beyond even gods."
 * Stygian: "Outer Gods to be exact."
 * Pang Bing: "And whatever greater being is behind that realm's creation, likely had Equestrian magic be that realm's stabiliser for a reason. Granted, a reason we would need to learn one day, but one none the less. Taking away a dimention's stabliser and/or replacing them, takes a great deal of power not even the strongest of us pocesses. Any attempt to do so without such an outer god's aid, would only garrentie a dimentional collapse. That dimention would sooner be destroyed then be given a "less strong replacement"....."
 * Hurricane: "..... Can't we at the least just WEAKEN the amount of Equestrian magic that goes there so that dimention doesn't end up producing a dimention conguring overlord?"
 * Pang Bing: "(Gets offended), THAT'S, QUANTOM SYPIINING, YOU FOOL?! That is an act of Dimentional Vampirisum?! It will cause life in a victimised dimention to get weaker and weaker until death! That dimention will be flung into choas?! Such acts have often gotten dimentions destroyed by the Xe-..... Unspeakable creatures, cause of these dimentions proving how dangerious they are by commiting such an act?!"
 * Hurricane: "Ugh, then how's about we go to that dimention and ask them to NOT ABUSE EQUESTRIAN MAGIC?!"
 * Sunset: "About that..... Before my visit to the nurse, I had a letter from the mayor of the community warning me to get myself evaluated or else I get thrown into Pleasentry Asylum..... Likely, if you were to go there and try to say magic exists..... They're gonna end up thinking your crazy and lock you up there."
 * Hurricane: "(Stutters in disbelief) BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE TIMES WHERE MAGIC HAPPENED RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES?!"
 * Sunset: "I, suspect someone there is trying to keep people ignorent to magic existence as if part of some larger censor conspiracty?"
 * Hurricane: "...... (Twitches)..... SO NOW WHAT?! ARE WE JUST GONNA SIT AROUND AND HOPE THAT DIMENTION DOESN'T GET A DIMENTIONAL OVERLORD AND COME TO THREATEN EQUESTRIA BECAUSE A DAMN DIRTY APE MANAGES TO HARNASS EQUESTRIAN MAGIC?!"
 * Sunset: "WHY ARE YOU GETTING SO UPSET ABOUT THIS?! WE CAN DEAL WITH IT NO PROBLEM. WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL TO YOU?!"
 * Hurricane: BECAUSE I MADE THE SAME MISTAKE!!!! (Everyone paused)...... I trusted the wrong person....... After the Windigo Ice Age and the Gargoyle War, Outer Equestria was a dangerous place. Even with both problems gone, I knew steps needed to be taken to protect Equestria. One day, we were approached by a creature with incredible ideas on how to better improve our land. He was someone... That Starswirl warned me not to trust. (He was revealed to be a goblin in a black robe)... Our kind had grown suspicious of him, but given what this strange goblin had promised to do for us, even create new Alicorn gods, I was convinced this was the right thing to do for Equestria. I granted him full access to everything in our power. All of our secrets. Only when he was finished... (He was seen rampaging Equestria with no setbacks)... I tried to stop him, but he was just too powerful. I watched helplessly as he was too close to conquering Equestria. Then Starswirl and the Pillars ultimately defeated Beezen. I don't know how much he took in his rampage, but I know I was responsible for the near downfall of everything. I never spoke of it to anypony and risk being shunned before fully achieving my life goal of bettering Equestria's defenses. But since then, I swore I would not allow Equestrian magic to fall into the wrong hands or hooves again. I rigged the passing of the law against it to keep history from repeating itself. I hoped that everything in Equestria's defenses would improve by today... But I was wrong. It never changed....
 * Starswirl:...... How could you keep this from us?
 * Hurricane: "WELL I JUST SAID THAT HELPING THAT LITTLE PSYCO GET POWERFUL TO BEGIN WITH WOULD TURN ME INTO A PARIAH?!"
 * Starswirl: "I get the why, Hurricane! I was asking a retorical question about this?! I spefificly told ponies that Beezen's words were not to be trusted?! I kinda thought you of all ponies understood since you introdused that spefific law to begin with! And now I find out that you made it out of regret?!"
 * Hurricane: "WELL, SOMEHOW, IT FAILED ANYWAY?! THAT LAW WAS SUPPOSE TO MAKE EQUESTRIA A WELL DEFENDED PLACE?!"
 * Applejack: "Would that happen to be the same law that was revoked by the Equestrian-Taurian Trade deal where in return for the finest piles of Taurian Hay and the advancing of our socity that we share some levels of magic with them?"
 * Hurricane: ".........."
 * Rainbow Dash: "....... Is the sudden and very creepy silence a yes-"
 * Hurricane: "(Blood starts to come out of his nose)."
 * Spongebob/Patrick: "Ohhhhhhhhhh."
 * Icky: "Annnnnnnnd I think the guy just had an anerisum....."
 * Hurricane: "...... One, of the most, impourent laws, in equestrian history, one that, should've, LONG prevented that Storm King problem, was, revoked...... SO AN ALICORN-DAMNED TRADE-DEAL WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID BOVINES CAN HAPPEN?!"
 * Rarity: "To be fair, there were concerns that the law was considered alittle racist, so.... Equestria wanted no part in that."
 * Hurricane: "(Gets so mad that blood veins inside his eyes popped as his eyes turned completely red as he started to get red tears) HOW, COULD, THIS LAND, BE, SO, IMMEASURELY, MORONICLY INCOMPIDENT?! HOW, ARE WE NOT DESTROYED AT THIS POINT?! I, I, (SCREAMS LOUDLY AS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HEARD?!)"
 * Starlight: "Hey, to be fair, a lot of Starswirlian Era Laws came to be revoked or at the least were heavly amended after enough time has passed, it's not just your law."
 * Hurricane: THAT LAW WAS MEANT TO PREVENT ANOTHER SITUATION LIKE BEEZEN!!! BY REVOKING IT, YOU DOOMED YOURSELVES!!! OUR MAGIC IS DANGEROUS IN OTHER RACES' HANDS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Better watch what you say. You're starting to sound like Neighsay.
 * Hurricane: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, YOU POOR EXCUSE OF A WONDERBOLT!!!! I DON'T LISTEN TO PONIES WHO THINK GIVING AWAY YOUR POSITION IS A GOOD IDEA!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: CAN WE NOT BRING THAT UP?!
 * Hurricane: I JUST DID!!! F*** YOU!!!
 * Baloo: Now just a minute! That's going too far!
 * Hurricane: What the f*** ever, you all brought the Storm King attack on yourselves. You have no idea what it's like to be in suspended animation for a millennia and then wake up to hear that nothing has changed. The military of our beloved land is utterly incompetent. It PISSES ME OFF SEEING THAT OUR LAND'S DEFENSES HAVEN'T CHANGED SINCE THE DAY I DISAPPEARED!!! IT'S DISRESPECTFUL TO THE NAME OF OUR LAND!!! AS IT'S FOUNDER OF THE MILITARY AND FORMER COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, I AM ABSOLUTELY DISAPPOINTED!!! These 'Wonderbolts' are implied to be an amazing aerial taskforce, but they get duked by a dragon then cower like fillies, their leader Spitfire has INTOLERABLE loyalty issues and gets easily fooled by a traitorous washout, and yet the others are too incompetent without her. WHY, I ASK YOU, IS SHE THE LEADER?! SHE CLEARLY DOESN'T DESERVE THAT TITLE!!! (Rainbow Dash was shocked) And don't get me started on the E.U.P Guard that I molded! They abandon their posts out of boredom, they get easily pushed around like training dummies, and they have no contingency plan for missing authority. And worst of all, the Storm King incident was the BIGGEST THING THAT PISSES ME OFF BEYOND BELIEF!!! THEY WERE NOWHERE TO BE PRESENT DURING THE FESTIVAL, THEY INATTENTIVELY SUPPLIED TEMPEST THE KNOWLEDGE TO SEIZE CANTERLOT, THEY HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF THE PANAN ARSEN, WHICH I HAVE DONE MORE THAN KNOW ABOUT, THEY DO NOT USE MAGIC MATURELY, AND THEY MAKE THE LAND LOOK EXTREMELY VULNERABLE!!!! I HATE TO AGREE WITH HER AT HER MOST FOOLISH, BUT TEMPEST IS RIGHT: WE SHOULDN'T WASTE OUR MAGIC ON FRIVOLOUS BULLS*** LIKE PARTIES WHEN THERE ARE THREATS OUT THERE THAT CAN AND WILL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU!!!! SHE WAS THE CLOSEST TO WHAT THE ROYAL GUARD SHOULD BE!!!! WHERE THE HELL WERE THEY DURING THAT STUPID FRIENDSHIP FESTIVAL?!?
 * Starlight:... They were all on break since Queen Throx's invasion. Even the uninjured ones.... Also, it was thought have having guards around in the friendship festaval would've looked imtimidating to would-be visitors, so....
 * Hurricane:............ (Did this as he flew all across the world)
 * Cadence:... Uh, hon? Do you hear that?
 * Shining: I FEEL that. (Flurry cried from the screams)
 * Hekapoo: Ugh, these view portals keep coming too fast!! Marco, you better hurry your ass up- (Hurricane's screams were heard)... What the devillorian is that noise?
 * Star: We're picking up the source of the quantum residue.
 * Human Pinkie: Guys, what are you- (Hurricane's screams were heard)...
 * Marco: What the Hekapoo?
 * Warson: (The Dynasty Cruser was cleaned up from Millipede's shenanigans)..... Finally. Everything is clean as a whistle. It's like that Lord Millipede guy never- (Hurricane's screams were heard and it shattered everything)...
 * Jling:... SON OF A VELLAN WHORE!!!! WHY MUST THE MISFITS' UNIVERSE BE FILLED WITH LOUD SCREAMS THAT DEFY ALL LAWS OF QUANTOM PHYSICS?!
 * Sour Cookie: Well it wasn't easy, but I managed to scrounge off a few Skittles to bribe the Muffin man into- (Hurricane's screams are heard) Oh, holy s***, is that Don Porker?! LEAVE ME ALONE!! I BARELY ESCAPED DEATH BY PAYING OFF THE DEBT, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!
 * Deadpool suddenly appeared before Sour Cookie with his New X-Force as they hold their weapons at him!
 * Sour Cookie: "(WIMPFULLY SQUIELS?!)....."
 * Angela: "..... You, have a bounty to be taken back to Prison 42 alive, Cookie."
 * Sour Cookie: "...... Well, s***. There goes that plan. And I was so hoping to get the Muffan Man into making me another Gingerbread Kaiju to take over the entire kingdom after my new villain team plan with the Mafia Allience went south..... This, could not, get worse. (Flies suddenly fly into Sour Cookie) BAHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! HOW DARE YOU INSECTS ATTACK A CRIPPLED COOKIE?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!"
 * Phaedra: "..... We should probuly stop that."
 * Deadpool: "But we won't. Because it's funnier that way. (Sits on a suddenly appearing recliner chair and starts eating popcorn to watch Sour Cookie's torment). I love it when the Karma Fairies screw over non-plot-impourent villains. Now, back to Equestria!"
 * Hurricane came right back into the school and really started to flip out!
 * Hurricane: "RAZZAFAZZMAZZAPASTA DISBOMBAH?! SNIGGSA MIGGA BINGG?! (Starts speaking unpronouncable gibberish!)?!"
 * Pansy: "Oh no, he's at the part of his tandrums where he starts speaking gibberish! Quick, someone hold him down while I get his stress pills I got him perscribed to."
 * Monkey: "I have a pony-shaped cage on standby."
 * Sandy: "No need, Monkey. (Puts on a cowboy hat and pulls up some rope) Leave this bucking bronco to me!"
 * Pansy: Uh, I don't think lassos will work.
 * Applejack: WORTH A SHOT!!! (The two lasso him by the front legs as he grapple them around comically until they fell comically)... You know... You weren't wrong... Ow!
 * Monkey: Cage it is. (He slaps him in as he just broke through it)... WHAT THE F- (Hurricane kicked him into a wall)
 * Twilight: Hurricane, stand down! That's an ORDER! (Uses magic to freeze Hurricane in place)
 * Hurricane goes berserk!
 * Pansy brought out the pills.
 * Icky: "Well now we have the new problem of how we get the stuff in him!"
 * Pansy: Don't worry. As his partner, I've gotten used to him. (He carefully gave the pills to the crazed and immobilized Hurricane)...
 * Hurricane:... (Cries)... Why must our land's defenses have to be such a disgrace?
 * Spongebob: "Well, likely, up until the Storm King, ponies didn't even realised that the world was so troubled. Because how much Equestria is a paradise, they figured that other lands wouldn't be any different."
 * Hurricane: "Ugh! So because we became a little sheltered in one place that we forgotten the entire world and just assume they're all great too?! I-....... I need a break. (Flies off from the school, as this was witnessed by a hidden High Chancellor Warface as he smirked at a golden oppertunity.... He sneaked off to follow Hurricane)."
 * Private Pansy: "..... I'll, go with him, just to make sure he doesn't get into trouble. He usually goes to a tavern to calm his nerves after tirades like that.... Does, ponyville HAVE a tavern?"
 * Rarity: "Ah, yes, that would be The Milk Gallery, a milk serving tavern owned by our resident cow, Betsy McMoo..... (Realises something).... I, don't suppose seeing cows or, any bovine for that matter, would be the last thing he wants to see at the moment, do you?"
 * Pansy: "All the more reason to go with him! See ya! (Zooms off!)"
 * Clover: "..... (Sighs), I really need to do something about Hurricane's dis-satisfaction with how Equestria handled defending itself. I'm worried he might end up making a another mistake over this."
 * Sunset: "Yikes...... I, kinda see why you guys wanted to spend the holidays with us."
 * Platinum: "Our major apologies if Hurricane's bad attatude spoiled the festitives..... As atypical of "Commander Hothead"."
 * Puddinghead: "I know, right? Is it any wonder why the Windegos freezed him?"
 * Sunset: Well... Aside from that, even if we got rid of magic access to that dimension, it wouldn't change my feelings that the dimension offer very little to me that this world can.
 * Starswirl: True. When I first arrived there, they were in the third century of human history. A time period before the first 'true' machine even existed. But just like us in Equestria, it changed more than Equestria. The machines they possess cannot be properly operated by hooves.
 * Sunset: Yeah, and humans don't believe nor know how to respectfully use Equestrian magic. Aside from the occasional human that comes across magic, nothing truly gets exciting for them. It's nothing compared to Equestria. There's no true danger or true challenge there. It's grading. If only humans had some conflict there.
 * Twilight:... You know, Sunset? I know just the pony who might help you.
 * Twilight takes Sunset with her.
 * Starswirl: ".... I suppose the rest of us could check up on Hurricane. Just to make sure he avoids that inedable new mistake."
 * Mistmane: "Espeically if it'll involve any of those E.E.A. characters."
 * Sunset:... You sure this place will help me?
 * Twilight: I happen to know Lyra on a personal level. She was one of my first friends since I left Canterlot. A lot of people say she's a lesbian to Bon-Bon, but they keep insisting that they are just genuine friends.
 * Sunset: Yeesh, haven't seen that kind of crap since Frodo and Sam.
 * Icky: I know! As I watched their scenes, I was just waiting for Golem to roll his eyes and be like "OH, CHRIST, JUST PROPOSE ALREADY!!!" (Twilight and Sunset giggled)
 * Twilight: But yeah, they ARE just besties.
 * Sunset:... And why do you think Lyra can help me?
 * Twilight: Well, she's got a fixation for humans, so... Given how much she might know, she COULD give insight in how to understand them more.
 * Sunset:... All this way, just for a philosophical lecture?
 * Twilight: I wouldn't call it that. Call it a... Helpful way to get you to see humans on a more mental and instinctual level. Even humans themselves can't understand the impossible and the unbelievable, or even themselves for that matter. But... Knowing how the humans of that world behave, I think it could help.
 * Sunset:... If you say so. (They knocked, as Bon-Bon answered)
 * Bon-Bon: Oh, hello, Princess Twilight!... Who's this?
 * Twilight:... This is Sunset Shimmer. She used to be a student at Celestia's School. She's also... Starlight's sister.
 * Bon-Bon:... Didn't even know she HAD a sister.
 * Iago: "Canon doesn't seem to think so either if the lastest speical's an indication."
 * Sunset: Can we see, Lyra Heartstrings?
 * Bon-Bon: Sure. LYRA?!? TWILIGHT IS HERE TO SEE YOU!
 * Lyra: COMING! (An inappropriate sound was heard) WHOOO, WHAT A HANDLE!!!
 * Sunset:... The heck?
 * Bon-Bon: Don't ask! (Lyra came in with wobbly back legs)
 * Lyra: Hey, Twilight!... Whose... Sunset? Wow, I remember seeing you at the school. You were the one who shrugged us off like a jerk when we wished to interact with you. What have YOU been up to?
 * Twilight:... Oh, she's been somewhere I'm sure you'd be interested in.
 * Lyra: Really? (Twilight whispered in her ear, as her eyes glittered up, she squeed, and the camera cut to Canterlot as she was heard screaming all over) A HUMAN DIMENSION?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?
 * Twilight: I kinda figured you'd go too gaga for it. And you certainly justivied the concern. But I need your help now as the Element of Imagination.
 * Sunset: The what?
 * Twilight: It's a LONG story. Anyway, Lyra, Sunset's having a quarter-life crisis. She lives as a celebrity, hero, and singer for her human peers, yet she feels she's not feeling much... Enchantment, in that life, for herself and her human peers. I thought, since you know them more than anypony else, you could help out.
 * Lyra: Well, you came to the right pony! But... Can I come over to this dimension in return?
 * Twilight: Yes, anything! Just be sure not to act like yourself around them. Humans of that dimention had a, LOT, of social norms about un-autherised touching.
 * Lyra: GREAT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (She snatched Sunset and went into a hidden room)
 * Sunset:... WHOA, CELESTIA!! What is this? (She sees a lot of human-based papers, books, and studies)... What- (Lyra started to sing this)
 * Sunset: "....... Well, that was spontantious and random."
 * Lyra: Favorite song to sing. Wrote the lyrics myself. Humans are very interesting in their own way. I can see the situation you're in. You're asking yourself: Can your homeworld and this new dimension ever co-exist? Well, the answers are hard to say, even for me. Humans ARE curious, and will look into anything new. But, the thing is, they need discipline when it comes to that stuff. They need some person to guide them and comprehend it far better, and don't get a little too curious. We all say that curiosity killed the cat, and that can happen to them if they're not careful. Heck, human discoveries of something often make-believe in their society, must be discovered in a balanced way. If a slight misdirection is apparent, they could harm themselves. First, humans need physical proof. It's too obvious that they'll never believe anything outside their beliefs, and would have the first one to speak up sent to a looney bin. Magic, to them, has to be seen to believed. There ARE humans out there who could have a rare reason to even believe you, but they need to look more into it to be sure. The second step, is to help them balance out the field. If they dive TOO deep, they can harm themselves. If they stand too far, they won't get anywhere. You need to guide them in between. The rest, they can handle on their own.
 * Sunset:... I do get the picture, but... Here's the problem. Magic has no clear explanation or means of working in that world. Like you said, they don't have wings or magic. All they have, is machinery.
 * Lyra: Exactly! Their machinery provides both flight and their own means of magic. Machines can do anything magic can. Ask Doctor Whooves, and he'll tell you that magic spells are so popular here, science is often overlooked. But it's the other way around in THEIR society. Magic is hard to understand because they've never seen it, and don't know how to make of or utilize it.
 * Sunset:... So... What if they discover it? What then?
 * Lyra: Well, I guess you can be there to offer the insight they need. You're the best source of information on Equestrian customs to them, right?
 * Sunset: Well... Yeah. I mean, I still have the DVD of my time on that talk show. I explained the story of my world to them, and... They dubbed it as a funny satire.
 * Lyra: Mind showing me?
 * Sunset: Don't see why not. (She took out the DVD and placed it in) Though personally, I wished that interview went better then it did.
 * Human Morgana: (She and Human Ursula were shown to be talk show hosts in a Regis and Kathee Lee-style)... Welcome back to the Atlanta Sisters Show. We have a new appearance of someone of strange mystery.
 * Human Ursula: That's right, Morgana.
 * (Sunset): It was still odd to me that two Villain Leaguers were talk show hosts there.
 * Human Morgana: We'd like to welcome, Sunset Shimmer! (Everyone cheered and applauded as Sunset appeared in her old attire)...
 * Human Ursula: "So tell us about yourself, darling! Got any "Magical Horse" stories you liked to tell us?"
 * Human Morgana and Ursula laughed!
 * Human Morgana: "To those that don't know, Sunset is famous for claiming to be from an alternate dimention of magical ponies in a "United Universe" of otherworldly beings! Ain't she a riot, ladies and gents?"
 * Sunset: You don't have to believe me, but it's true. And... My home isn't that bad. We're all ponies, either regular, unicorns, or pegasi. We each have our role and control life since we have Gods there. Pegasi control weather, unicorns have magic, and normal ponies are known for brute strength. (Everyone laughed)
 * Human Ursula: I'm sure it must be magical there.
 * Sunset: Yeah! It sure is. In fact, we have rarely even heard of humans, except those from other worlds. And... Our customs are quite different to yours. We still use gold as currency, we have a special mark on our flanks called cutie marks which we receive when we discover our calling in life. Oddly enough, we don't use terms like 'everyone' or 'somebody'. We just say 'everypony' or 'somepony'. (Everyone laughs)
 * Human Morgana: (Laughs) Ain't THAT a laugh, Undertow? (Undertow was a semi-sentient freshwater shark in a bowl, who brooded)
 * Human Ursula: 'Everypony'! (Laughs) Your people sound fun.
 * Sunset: Yeah, we have the occasional threat to our perfect lives, but our Princesses are able to fend them off easily.
 * Human Morgana: (Scoffs) Funny!
 * Sunset: (Sighs)... Like I said, you don't have to believe me. I know it sounds made-up. But I won't force you to believe me. But... I feel I don't wanna laugh at my own home. Feel free to joke about me, but... I know the facts.
 * Human Ursula:... Well, (Scoffs), Aside from that, is there anything else you do?
 * Sunset: Well... I am a student and a kind of mascot to Canterlot High School. I sing, I perform, I do many other things. I'm a wiz at knowledge, I know a few... Magic tricks.
 * (Lyra):... Seems like a good save.
 * (Sunset): Oh, when it came to getting around their lack of belief in our world, I was excellent at it. I got an account for their alternate currency, by posing as a mentally ill patient to justify my claims of Equestria.
 * (Lyra):... Clever.
 * (Sunset): Yeah, it was.
 * Human Morgana: I'm sure you're a good person on the inside, Ms. Shimmer. I'm sure a lot of us enjoy your stories, heck, it could be good to tell to children. But just stick to things that don't sound like make-believe.
 * Sunset: Sure! I CAN sing a song for you if that's okay.
 * Human Ursula: I'm sure that'd be wonderful.
 * Human Morgana: "Would you like to use our stage band or do you have your own?"
 * Sunset:... My own. But they're on break. Sooo... What do you two have? (Then got out Flotsam, Jetsam, Cloak, and Dagger as a mute band as Sunset sung this)
 * Human Morgana: (The audience applauded)... Powerful.
 * Human Ursula: I dare even say, enchanting. But now it's about time for a commercal break. We'll be back asking for questions to Sunset after these messages.
 * Sunset:... And there's the problem. Humans in the dimension don't have magic and therefore don't have adventure or excitement. They don't even believe in it or have the courtesy to use it responsibly.
 * Lyra: Races tend to be progressive and will do good or bad with anything new they find, what did you expect?
 * Sunset: Still. It's always about them and not us. Without wings or magic, it's boring.
 * Lyra: BORING?! PHAH!!! I told you they don't need magic. Each race has something unique. Ponies have wings and magic, dragons have size, strength, and elemental breath, Changelings can shapeshift, pure hippogriffs have magic powers, griffins have power and wealth, and humans have dexterity, imagination, and technology. Their gadgets and gizmos can do the work of wings and magic. What's so boring about that?
 * Sunset: Well they don't have the action we do. The school and my phone told me they had no conflicts EVER. No wars. Nothing negative enough for an Equestrian-style adventure.
 * Lyra: ".... Well...... That's, very unlike typical humans. Humans are basicly the epicenter of conflicts, hence my song said that they gotten into alot of fights. Humans are just as prone to make bad things just as they made good. They're basicly the perfect chaotic neutrol! How did that place EVER succeeded to be THAT utopian about their social interactions?!"
 * Sunset: "Well, humans there may've ended up gaining pony purity cause of Equestrian magic, is my best guess."
 * Lyra: "Fair point, but, even WE still get into conflicts with other races, even ourselves, every once in the while! Yeah, we're less likely to commenly have indivudals as bad as ones in otherworldly socities, but, we're not absolutely saintly?! Ponies CAN be greedy, they can be jerks, they CAN get mentally screwed up, they can be racist, they can be ALOT of other bad things! I felt like it is not just Equestrian Magic doing this! I felt like there's an omnitipent force that is making it that conflict is never very serious there!"
 * Sunset: "Well, I been there for awhile, and, I never saw any force like it."
 * Lyra: "Well, if you ever have the chance to see anything off, investigate it with the best of your ability. Because I felt like as if that place is being made to exist without conflict."
 * Sunset: And that's a good thing?
 * Lyra: Could be depending on the reason. But hey, Twilight promised I could visit sometime, so I can see for myself. Point is, humans have challenges of their own. They're more technologically advanced than us, and are constantly getting better. That's actually a challenge in of itself.
 * Sunset: True, but I'm trying to figure out how magic works in that dimension. Starswirl said Equestrian magic is that dimension's sustenance, and even then, how it flows there is still a gigantic mystery.
 * Lyra: Heh. Well I think I know a good place to start. Where in that dimension does the mirror portal go to?
 * Sunset: The Wondercolt Statue in the front of Canterlot High. However it only opens once every thirty moons. So Twilight and recently that dimension's Twilight found a way to access the portal whenever they want. But since the Friendship Games, the statue was destroyed.
 * Lyra: Hmm... Well, that statue had to have been some kind of anchor for Equestrian magic. Soooo... If the knowledge of magic I got from Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns is correct... (As the ending scene of Legend of Everfree was seen)... If an anchor is damaged, then Equestrian magic is bound to leak. It can be enough to cause a few anomalies. (The scene stopped) Though given it's a whole dimension, that can't be the only anchor. There could be other objects that could be anchurs into and from the dimention. Ya really need to be sure to look out for those, because they could either be impourent, or at risk of misuse by less then desireable folks, from either side of the dimentions.
 * Sunset:... That's a good point. With an anchor like that damaged, Equestrian magic can be free to run rampant. But, it could also mean that it's more visible and noticeable, and therefore more people can abuse it.... I mean, it ACTUALLY explains how Juniper and Vignette got magic objects.
 * Lyra: Exactly. Equestrian magic is just powerful enough to have a mind of it's own, and it's exploring the alien dimension they're in. But if it accumulates enough, it could cause things like being noticeable to other dimensions, powerful anomaly storms, or worse, monsters from other dimensions can enter, some of which can bypass the dimension's assimilating effects.
 * Sunset: Well that's also true. When that dimension's Twilight accidentally stole our pony power, and even got corrupt with magic during the Friendship Games, it was able to bypass that. It allowed her Spike, which is a dog there, to develop speech. It also summoned a jackalope when she siphoned Fluttershy's magic and even a Devil's Snare into the Triathlon event.
 * Lyra: Ugh, Devil's Snare is a very dangerous plant. It makes the Harry Potter version look like simple case of weed growth. And it got into that world without any effects?
 * Sunset: Yes.
 * Lyra: Then I rest my case. With the right quantum-based magic, you can bypass a dimension's assimilating effects. Heck, if you can harness the dimension's aura, you can turn someone into what they'd look like there, HERE! (The figure was watching and was surprised by that) So if I managed to harness this dimension's aura, I could turn anyone into a human...... Just for an example, though. Not that I'd use it on myself. (Chuckles as the figure was overjoyed before disappearing)... But back on track, the magic leak can actually give you an Equestrian-style adventure. You might just find yourself sailing bow-first into an anomalic tropical storm.
 * (Deadpool): *Cough* Foreshadowing! *Cough*
 * Sunset: ".... Well, great. Good to know that I have to look out for otherwise inoccuious things that could be anchurs to this dimention, and that I may need to get city hall to go through their plans to began work to rebuild the Wondercolt Statue. Though without being able to explain why, I would just be writen off as someone who has town pride for the statue and won't be able to effect their dicidtion, and they might just end up either replacing the statue or it just becomes stuck as election promise bait! So much for coming here to relax."
 * Lyra: Hey, life's not meant to be easy no matter what dimension you're in. So, just saying you have excitement about to be knocking at your door. Humanity isn't so boring once you get used to it.
 * Sunset: I suppose not. But hey, it does help the information you gave me. Thanks.
 * Lyra: Anytime. (She left)... (She opens up a browser of hands and shivers in lust) ****** ********!!!!
 * (Bon-Bon): YOU'RE SO SICK, YOU KNOW THAT?!
 * Hurricane was seen having drunk alot of cow milk.
 * Hurricane: "(Miserably) Give another pint, cow."
 * Betsy McMoo, the cow bartender: "Look, I admire your fine taste in milk lad, but I think you have enough.... Just as much as my udders are startin' to feel like a Grasslandian Sahara!"
 * Hurricane: "(Angerly) Hey, it's the least you could do after what your country made us shoot our ability to defend ourselves in the foot?! If it were not for that trade deal, that law would've saved us from the Storm King?!"
 * Betsy McMoo: "Hey now, if it makes you feel better, all of Bovinia didn't knew about a "Storm King" neither! We were shocked to have heard about that mess in Equestria. He was just as much as a surprise to my people as he was you."
 * Pansy showed up.
 * Pansy: "Uh, don't mind him, he's just.... Very passionate about Equestria and it's stability as a land."
 * Betsy McMoo: "Well I suggest you tell your friend to take it easy on the accusations and the Tempest-talk. I can't promise he would be popular with people with behavior like that. (Leaves to start cleaning dishes)."
 * Pansy: ".... You were lucky I was here to stop that from accsellating."
 * Hurricane: "Ya also prevented me from negosiating another pint of milk."
 * Pansy: "All due respect Hurricane, I seen how you, "Negosiate", it doesn't tend to end well. Heck, it's kinda why we ended up Equestria to begin with because you couldn't coherse anyone to accept your terms on, just about everything."
 * Hurricane: "..... Listen, Pansy, I know the others are gonna give me shit about what I just said, so, can I ask you to ask them to just give me some time to think and reflect and to not bring the subject back? Espeically to Starswirl if you can. I'm already fully aware how much I fucked up with Beezen, I don't need constint reminders."
 * Pansy: "Pardon me for being informal, sir, but, I have to say, that's a negative on that order. You won't feel any better if you repress that regret. You need to have a discussion with the other founders and the Pillers. That being said, I will tell the others to at least allow you a chance to mope and not to call you out on it TOO badly, but, you must promise to come back to us to talk about it afterwords. Is that agreeable sir?"
 * Hurricane: "..... I'll..... Think about it."
 * Pansy: "Thank you sir. I'll find the others..... And uh, I'll see if I can ask Miss Platintum to cover for you about paying Miss McMoo."
 * Betsy McMoo's voice: "That's not a very reassuring thing that he came here with no money, miss."
 * Pansy: "Don't worry, it'll be covered, Miss McMoo. (Zooms off)."
 * High Chancellor Warface was seen in the bar, along with two older pegaci.
 * Warface: "..... There he is, boys..... Commander, Hurricane."
 * Older Pegaci 1: ".... I don't believe my barely funtional eyesight! Is that REALLY him?!..... Didn't think he'd looked like a mare."
 * Older Pegaci 2: "THAT'S A GUY- (Warface covered his mouth)"
 * Warface: "SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH?! Don't draw pre-mature attention to yourselves, you Wonderbolt has-beens! You two are my best wingponies back in the day and are the only ones who can seriously help me out!"
 * Older Pegaci 1: "Is this about that E.E.A. thing ya use to do?"
 * Warface: "(Sarcasticly) No, I was hoping he would give me an authergrapth on a grossly inaccreate training card of him- WHAT DO YOU THINK, YA OLD COOTS?!"
 * Older Pegaci 2: "Hey, we're not that old! We're middle-aged at best."
 * Warface: "Listen, Tactical Strike, Army Pants, you two were my wing-ponies, and the only ones I can trust with this. I already failed getting Flash Magnus on the E.E.A.'s side thanks to Fearmonger's basturd son, but never have I thought the Founders would be back?! But it would desistate me if all the founders back the school! I need to push them away from that and get them on the E.E.A.'s side. And Hurricane's the perfect guy. If we can get the Founders to turn on the School, then ponies will listen to the E.E.A. much better, thus earning the Sub-Council's attention, and we can get the E.E.A. back in working condition! Then FINALLY that damn School of Friendship will get what's coming to them!"
 * Tactical Strike: "So what're we here for again?"
 * Army Pants: "Yeah, I'm missing out on my shows for this."
 * Warface: "I want to be able to talk to Hurricane uninterupted. I want you two to keep the other founders and Pillers from coming in here and disrupting me. Keep them out until I completely turn Hurricane against the school. Can I trust you two with that?"
 * Tactical Strike: "Come on, Warface, I was our team's stragigists, and Army Pants is..... Well, he was there."
 * Army Pants: "Hey! I helped out, too, you know!"
 * Warface: "Just carry out what needs to be done and let me work my power of persaysion on him, simpletons?! (Tactical Strike and Army Pants went off to do their thing while Warface got to where Hurricane was)..... I never thought I could believe it..... But I do! The Commander Hurricane is back."
 * Hurricane: "...... The hell are you?"
 * Warface: "Allow me to introduse myself. I am Warface, time-honored veteren of the Wonderbolts, and- (Hurricane suddenly sprung up with eyes getting bloodshot again)....... Mr. Hurricane?"
 * Hurricane: "...... You mind, repeating, what you just, said?"
 * Warface:... I am Warface, a-
 * Hurricane: TIME-HONORED WONDERBOLT VETERAN?!? I DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE OF A TASKFORCE THAT ONLY EXISTS TO SHAME THE VERY NAME OF THE EQUESTRIAN MILITARY I STARTED!!! NOT EVEN FORMER MEMBERS!!!! YOU, SIR, ARE NOT WORTHY OF MY ATTENTION, EVEN IF THE WONDERBOLTS DESPISE YOU!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!
 * Warface: I think you misunderstand. You and I have the same problem.
 * Hurricane: And I think YOU misunderstand. I, DON'T, CARE!!!!
 * Warface: Heh.... You were always so aggressive, even during the dawn of Equestria. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you should've been frozen to death by those Windigoes, or even exiled for that outrageous Windigo-inviting temper.
 * Hurricane: (Had a flashback of Pansy saying the same thing and just punched him through the wall of the tavern) YOU JUST PUSHED THE WRONG BUTTON, YOU DISGRACEFUL LITTLE S***!!!!
 * Warface: Such strength. You definitely ARE the famous Commander Hurricane. But, my father, Commander Warmonger, was a prized admirer of you. So I have a few tricks up my sleeves that may just surprise you. If I were you, I'd stable that temper of yours before you end up like my father when his temper got him a heart attack.
 * Hurricane: Oh, I'm SOOOO scared! This pony thinks he can scare me to make good on his name. Get ready to change your name to "Warzone", cause that's what your face is about to become, Landfill! (Attacked only for Warface to catch his hoof, smash it in his face and kick him down)... What?!
 * Warface: The classic full frontal assault. A Wonderbolt Rookie can avoid and counter that on their first year. And the name of "Warface" is more than my name suggests. (This was his warface as Hurricane had the same reaction)
 * Warface: Oh no you don't. (Cuts him off with a kick) We don't have to fight. Just drop that attitude and be reasonable.
 * Hurricane: "What's the big idea anyway, wiseguy?!"
 * Warface: I just wanna talk! Can we settle this Pegasus to Pegasus?
 * Hurricane: I told you I don't listen to ponies like you.
 * Warface: And yet this pony actually scared the legendary Commander Hurricane and is kicking his ass with no sweat.
 * Hurricane: "..... The hell you want anyway?"
 * Warface: I have something that can fix this military problem of yours.
 * Hurricane: I sincerely doubt that.
 * Warface: Oh, I can. You want to know why the Wonderbolts are still garbage? Because I was close to helping them, twice. I represent the EEA, and-
 * Hurricane: Okay, I gotta stop you right there. Twilight told me about you asswipes. So, no deal.
 * Warface: I wasn't finished.
 * Hurricane: Don't care. I want no part of this deal if the EEA is involved.
 * Warface: Not even if I was trying to have the Wonderbolt Academy bring better recruits by your ways?
 * Hurricane: Nice try. All you're doing is feeding me everything I want to hear. Well your cooking is the worst. Go away.
 * Warface: I'm telling the truth. Wonderbolt Academy used to be EEA accredited.
 * Hurricane: Well no wonder they turned out so s****y.
 * Random Pony: OH, SHOTS FIRED!!!!
 * Warface: Well it would've been better if some idiotic Chancellor hadn't loused it up with this outdated fear of interracial espionage. And on freaking kids no less. I mean, I would've barely understood adults, but kids? I knew that chancellor's dad, and he was NOT kidding on how much he over-reacted. I tried to get the Academy back in accredited order through one of my ancestor's legendary comrades, the Pillar of Bravery himself, Flash Magnus, but Neighsay once again loused it up with some fib to accredit some rotgut excuse for a friendship school in Las Pegasus, that Magnus' friend Starswirl was attending, and it was proven to be a dishonest sham with stolen lessons AND it was for profit, of which the E.E.A. NORMALLY disapproves off, but Neigh-butt approved of it anyway, just to spite Sparkle! It was basicly sacrivicing our standerds, for petty revenge! Petty, and shorted lived thanks to those sham-artists getting cocky and getting caught, thus ruining my chance. This, Commander Hurricane, is what I'm asking. With the Founder of the Equestrian Military on my side, the military can thrive again.
 * Hurricane:... You are so full of s***! What kind of maggot burrowing in a corpse's brain do you take me for? I am Equestria's very first commander-in-chief of the military. Ya think I don't reckitnised the likes of empty-promise bareing scum like you when they crawl from their holes before me?! This is nothing more than a means to get back at Princess Twilight, something you hypocritically called out this Neighsay guy for! I may be upset about Equestria having a PISS-POOR sense of self-defence, but I won't sacrivice my morals and integitry over it. If you think bribing me is going to win me over, then you're out of your mind.
 * Warface: Hmph. Fine. But ask yourself this: Will this be my only chance to protect Equestria from outer threats worse than the Storm Clan? Because if we can't fix it, nothing will. After all, a MILLENNIUM has gone by and nothing in Equestria's defenses have changed. And this happened, because we ponies happened to like the trade deal the bovines were offering and the law meant for give Equestria this ideal way of defence, ended up being deemed "Racist" because the bovines needed to learn magic while their land was in a serious famine after a very bad Locust Dragon Swam came by. This is for the good of Equestria. As dishonorable as Neighsay was, AND BELIEVE YOU ME, I AIN'T A FAN OF SAYING POSITIVE THINGS TO FEARMONGER'S BASTURD SON, but he was doing what he thought was right for Equestria. He just made the mistake of making the wrong enemies and picked a losing battle against the decidtions of the tree of harmony. He should've instead tried to show the tree that maybe there can be better and more effective opitions then something as extreme as teaching other races friendship which always runs the risk of, at best, them getting it wrong, like seriously, Changelings are doing a litteralist interpretation of Hearth's Warming, it's down right embarrising! And at worse, and outside of what Neighsay was afraid, that they don't even take it seriously. It's not that the races don't know friendship is the problem. It's more like, they may lack the purity, or not have the correct amount of it, to truely get the picture. Also, what Sparkle's doing isn't garrentied to make enough would-be defenders before the ineditable next Storm Clan rampage. We need to grant a solution we BOTH know we'll give faster results, Hurricane. And we both already have that idea, Hurricane. I want to improve the military like you. I could help get that law of yours back. Granted, it'll likely have to be changed to accomindate the trade with Bovinia, but aside from that, I know some old goverment offictal friends in Horsington HC, heck, one of them's a member of the E.E.A. even, that can help get that law back in working order.
 * Hurricane: Even if you could, why should I trust you? You'd help us both, but only to help yourself and the EEA more. The fact I would benefit from this is just to maintain loyalty, a stunt no less different then how the mare Tempest interacted with the Storm King. I can't help it that you and those E.E.A. pals of yours would dump me the minute it is convinent and/or inconvinent, at the least. I already made that retarded mistake of trusting someone who talks a big game but may offer me nothing in the end. I do not believe in repeating them. Face it, you dumb washout, it's going to take a lot more than that to sway the one who founded our land's defenses.
 * Warface: "..... See, this time, at least when you rejected me, it wasn't because you heard about the latest jackass move from Neighsay. This is one I can work with, because then all I have to do is wait for you to change your mind. That being said, I'll keep in touch with ya, Commander Hurricane. There's no garrentie that you'll stomich how embarrisngly crappy our millaterry has gotten while you were gone forever. Even the most disapleaned of soldiers will weep at the disterbing amount of incompidence our millaterry suffers. Hell, you should see that Firebrand-wanna-be and how he "copes" with our incompident armed forces. And remember, that school will not be able to have those defenders ready before the next Storm Clan attack. It may already be too late by then. (Flies off)....."
 * Tactical Strike and Army Pants were seen faultering away as well as the rest of the Founders and the Pillers stood victorious as they seemed to have forced the duo out of the way.
 * Platitinum: "LET THAT BE A LESSON, YOU HAS-BEEN BRUTES?!"
 * The episode paused.
 * Deadpool: (Pops out) Uh, yeah, hi, excuse me. Two seconds here. I just want to remind you guys... This episode is supposed to be about this Lord Millipede guy, not Warface.
 * Scroopfan: "Oh great, now X is getting the idea of using Deadpool to mouth-piece on how the story works!"
 * Deadpool: Oh, really? What gave it away?
 * Scroopfan:" Email. I get notifications from this site to me. But that's besides the point. Deadpool, you usually didn't had a problem with how we make our narratives until he added this line here?!"
 * Deadpool: "I know, I know, don't get me wrong, usually I don't have a problem with some side-plots here and there, it's just that, you would think a giant dimention-traveling millapede would be a sole focus here, and-"
 * Scroopfan: "Well keep in mind that this episode came to be part of an arc, Deadpool, so alchourse some attention will have to be given to the villains of this arc, the E.E.A., cause after all, this is pretty much the sub-arc that is the School of Friendship arc."
 * Deadpool: "Oh, right, you were doing that catagory arc thing now with the episodes. Just saying that maybe this episode should've been a standalone, an episode not needing to be apart of anything."
 * Scroopfan: "Then that makes it filler, and those that like to have narratives in episodes don't tend to be crazy for filler episodes, or to be more polite, episodic episodes. We live in an age where people want a bigger narrative in the shows, in which, apart from Spongebob BARELY, people aren't crazy for episodic adventures of the week episodes anymore."
 * Deadpool: "Well then that just makes both Seasons 1 and 2 of SAF really awkwordly jarring now, are they? Apart from the seasons-panding "Qui Arc", it has nothing BUT filler/episodic episodes, now do they? Also, we're sidetracked, I was talking about how attention that should've been given to a trans-dimentional millapede that's OBVIOUSLY a homage to Charlie the Unicorn, ends up going a side-dish villain who shouldn't even matter for the EPISODE, even if he's part of the arc! I felt like this episode didn't even needed a side-dish baddy!"
 * MSM: Does it even matter if there's a secondary villain? It's not like he's going to steal the show from an all-powerful bug here.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, well, this chapter is ALSO taking WAY too long here! I mean, I know this sort've thing is usually a problem with ALL moisodes in SAF, but, come on, I felt like this "Hurricane's Inner Struggle" thing was just added for the sake of unrelated druma before the real problem of the episode shows up! I mean, I know I usually don't give shit to that, but for once, I felt like this needed to be addressed!
 * MSM: Well, it's practically already over.
 * Scroopfan: "Ugh, as much as I wanted to add abit more about the Founders and the Pillers consoling Hurricane, fine, we'll drop it pre-maturely and get back on track. But you have to make up for it by not distrupting secondary narratives again, because you effectively made us create a plothole in character defelupment in favor of the main story."
 * Deadpool: Goody-woody. Allow me. (Turns the scene cartoonishly like a page)

Chapter 2: Arrival of a Space Millipede/Sir Millimer Tort Venenbach Trot DeSpell XV
Unknown Dimention with a Mansion HA HQ. A dark realm. HA HQ. Millipede's Dimention. Equestria. Human Equestria. Equestria Dark Dragon Scrouge Imperial Lair. Equestrian A viewing later. Van Hallway. Meanwhile... Van Flashback... Present Elsewhere. Ponyville
 * Lord Millipede (Still Silluetted): Ahhhh, Sunset Shimmer. My waifu senpai. You and I shall be together forever. And... I ACTUALLY GET TO CHANGE YOU INTO A HUMAN!!! I mean, nothing against Bronies and their love for horse-butts, but, I'm more of the fan of the human form, I JUST LOVE YOU BETTER THAT WAY!!! BUZZTON!!! It's time we did some... Quantum sampling.
 * Buzzton: And how do you plan to see this through, sir-ma'am?
 * Lord Millipede: I'm saving that as a surprise. Soon, I will have a new purpose in the multiverse. And with the beautiful Sunset Shimmer on my side, we'll be better than messiahs, or gods, or titans. WE, WILL, BE, VERSES!!!!
 * Buzzton: 'Verses'? You're really going to use that "AUU" dimension's term for outer gods?
 * Lord Millapede: "Hey, I was raised in that dimention's culture when my babypod ended up there, I can't help but to adopt some of their cultural shindiggery, so sue me."
 * Buzzton: "Wouldn't dream of it, my lord-lady, it's just, it just feels odd to refer to them like a mortal does."
 * Lord Millapede: "Well, that's the thing. I also need to keep my cover that I am but another average mortal to that new dimention, cause remember how badly it went in Pharagu in that other dimention? When I lost, I implusively in anger made people forget about life there. I ended up having my birth planet turned into a garbage dump?! What I hoped is that by making the USRA forget, a loyalist would free me by then so I can have the chance to start-over with them thinking that Pharagu's lifeless. I wasn't gunning for my home planet becoming the trash capital of the universe!"
 * Buzzton: "Well, aren't you usually capable of immpeckable hindsight, my lord-lady?"
 * Lord Millapede: "Not when I get pissy or miserable, Buzzton. But with Sunset, it will no longer matter whether or not dimentions get wise on me.... As long as I have her love, I can always hope I finally have the perfect dimention of 100% loyal and absolute zero in the suspition department."
 * Buzzton: "Well, there's the matter of people questioning the existence of a giant rainbow insectiod, sir-ma'am."
 * Lord Millapede: "That's why I've been sprousing up on silly mortal talk, Buzzton. I want to enter there entirely new and fresh. I want that dimention to think that I'm just an AUUian migrant that has heard of Equestria Girls and wants to meet Sunset as a fan.... And I hope to get some chemesty started between from there if you catch my drift."
 * Buzzton: Oh, that's easy. Disguise yourself as a normal Fleeming. Your foster dimension basically gave you their physiology anyway. The rest is up to the master.
 * Lord Millipede: Oh, Buzzton, I like the way your mind works, albeit because we think alike.
 * Fly Creature 2: "Wait, but..... What if those Heroes Act Guys come after you?"
 * Lord Millapede: "Oh don't worry, they'll most likely be looking for a giant rainbow millapede, not so much a harmless old Fleeming Coot."
 * Fly Creature 2: ".... But what about Stinkscale?"
 * Lord Millapede: "...... (Deadpan) What about Stinky?"
 * Fly Creature 2: Won't he tell them about us? He is kinda beating himself up because he accidentally betrayed you. And that he might not think straight cause you showed him a depiction of those, things.
 * Lord Millapede: "...... (Facepalms) OH VERSES DAMN IT?! Okay, maybe they have a limited means of dimentional travel and-"
 * Buzzton: "They actselly have a friend in an invidual named "Tranze Porter", who-"
 * Lord Millapede: "UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SAY NO MORE?! Then I need to disable this "Porter" guy."
 * Buzzton: I'll keep you posted if anything in the other dimensions come up.
 * Lord Millapede: "(Wields his staff) Yeah yeah, you do that."
 * A Gollox-Lest was seen working on his device, when suddenly, Millapede's magic began to effect it, surprising the hybrid, as the device began to go haywire as the hybrid grabbed it and got sucked right into a portal!
 * The Hybrid ended up into the a dark looking realm, as dark sounding whale sounds were heard as the Hybird looked in shock and began to scream, as he paniced to try and activate the device but it would never work.
 * The HA arrive.
 * Clifton: "Okay Tranze, we- (Saw that he was gone)...... THE F*** DID HE GO?! HE WAS ALWAYS HERE WHEN WE NEED HIM?!"
 * Zosimo: ".... I need to see the computer for the camera feed. I think something might be up." (He saw what happened through the cameras)... DAMMIT, LORD MILLIPEDE!!!
 * Xandy: He eliminated our main method of transportation anywhere.
 * Vancer: (Bashing his head on the wall) DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!
 * Zorra: SONOVA BITCH!!!!
 * Clifton: Well great, now what do we do?
 * Xandy: "Well we can always get to the Interdimentional Portal."
 * Hudson: "Tch, only for Millipede to turn it into a giant cookie, or a doughenut! He may not have done it yet, but he's LIKELY to do so! So using the portal's OUT of of the deal!"
 * Telthona: Uh, don't we have magic?
 * Samantha: Interdimensional spells are just too complex for me and Magnum. I can only transport us across the UUniverses, and that's it.
 * Libby: "And I'm out cause the Mirotis may had been powerful, but even THEY are still exspearimenting with trans-dimentional powers. So the orb may not yet be able to utilise such things yet, if at all in this lifetime."
 * Vancer: AW, COME ON!!!! MAGIC IS SO USELESS!!! (Smashed his head through the wall)
 * Samantha: NOT USELESS, JUST LIMITED TO THE WIELDER, STOP YOUR WHINING!!!! (PUNCHES VANCER DOWN)! UUGGHHH!!! ASSHOLE?!
 * Clifton: HONEY!!
 * Samantha:... (Sighs) Sorry. It's just that we're clearly not ready for a threat like Lord Millipede. This is why we need help.
 * Nanobyte: With the Lodgers, we can do it. What're you even worried about?
 * Samantha: Guys, you don't get it. Taking on something omnipotent like him is like trying to kill a god. It can't be done no matter how many people are helping us. We need more than numbers. We need to find a weakness.
 * Zosimo: "Well then we'll get to Stinkscale and-"
 * Hudson: "And endanger HIM as well and have him get lost in the multiverse like Tranze!"
 * Tyberious Jr.: "Well can't we just ask the Yaterons to trap him back into the ritual?"
 * Zorra: "Well I doubt Millapede will allow himself to be defeated the same way twice. Who knows what could he do to the Yaterons if they or ANY USRA race gets involved?!"
 * Samantha: "AHEM! I know of one who can help us and would not be as liable to easily fall prey to Millapede's power..... Elder Dimentus of the Magilo Council. A master of dimentional magic."
 * Xandy: "Sweet. All Millapede did was delay the ineditable."
 * Samantha: "Just, be warned of one thing..... Dimentus is not of our universe, nor the Lougers'. His people were off another dimention that, like Millapede, was devoured by, the very same kind of creatures."
 * Nanobyte: "Oh great. Another transdimentional freak?! As if the insectiods are bad enough?! Is he a bug creature two?!"
 * Samantha: "Actselly, no..... Are any of you perhaps familier with the other universe film A Quiet Place? He's kinda like that, but sentient, and some radical differences."
 * Nanobyte: "Well STILL he sounds freaky as f***!"
 * Samantha: "And that's, another thing..... He tends to be, anti-social, and, prone to be abit irritable. Hence why he RARELY, if at all, attends Magilo Meetings. He mostly stays in his people's planet that came from the devoured dimention. It can be found in the same sector as Planet Magelio, but, it was kept unmarked to avoid discovery, and he asked the council to keep the planet's precise location a secret. He wants his people to live in peace and to not be harrass for not belonging here."
 * Zosimo: "Well why is Dimentus so crabby about it?"
 * Samantha: "..... He lives in enturnal regret, that he could not stop his home dimention from being eaten, and that he was only able to save his homeworld, and not the many colonies his people had. He believes he had failed the people he wasn't able to save."
 * Xandy: "Well hey, at least he saved an entire planet."
 * Samantha: "But reception for this is, mixed..... A lot of the people on the planet are forever heartbroken by the loss of families and loved ones that were at wrong places at wrong times, that were inadvertingly abandoned in the end because Dimentus didn't know what to do. They lost their empire because their science-based magic became too powerful and these creatures deemed them a threat to the Multiverse' safety."
 * Clifton: "Well that depends, were Dimentus' people doing anything particularly bad?"
 * Samantha: "..... Dimentus' people used to be, very imperialistic. They likely have, a netourious reputation of having congured all of existence in that dimention.... But that doesn't excuse what these, unspeakle creatures, did to prevent inter-dimentional conquest. Dimentus became a broken being."
 * Hudson: "Well how did an unhappy gus like him got accepted into the Magilo Council?"
 * Samantha: "He greatly defeated and ended a cult of Dark Magilo Users that ended up discovering forbidden depictions of the same creature Stinkscale saw. And in a rather extreme way that ensured that they would not be a threat ever again. He was accepted so the Magilo Council can keep him close and keep him from taking his people back on the path that ruined their home to begin with. Espeically on how Dimentus always dreams of destroying the forbidden creatures when he gains the right amount of power."
 * Stephence: "Goodness. Aren't the council afraid that Dimentus could be at risk of turning into a villain?"
 * Samantha: "That's why they brought him into Magilo. To fix his broken heart."
 * Aurlena: Well are you the only one who knows?
 * Samantha: The information is way too classified. He fears that these creatures knew he saved his planet and spared it as an act of repentance. A way to keep history from repeating itself. So he simply kept as little as possible from knowing about it. Some of which included memory erasing.
 * Miami: So, we just ask the Council?
 * Samantha: Actually... There's one memory he left behind in me. In order to find him, we need to go on a quest of clues.
 * Vancer: Because of COURSE we do.
 * Samantha: SHUT UP! It's to keep his planet safe. If anyone were to know, his people would be at risk of takeover and potential repeat of their mistake. They're hiding not just for themselves, but for us. If the incident repeats, our dimension is gone and there's nothing we can do. So don't EVER complain about that just because it is inconvenient AGAIN!!!!
 * Vancer: Well SOOOOORRY, magic lady! You know that quests and inconvenience aren't my cup of tea.
 * Telthona: Too bad for you. No matter what dimension we're in, life is full of inconvenience.
 * Hudson: "Though, I'm worried about Tranze. What if he's at someplace awful?"
 * Zosimo: "Well the best we can do for him is figure out Dimentus' clues and see if he can help us get him back, or at least give us an ability to travel into dimentions as well."
 * Miami: But what if we're too late? What if he went to a poisonous dimension? Or a dangerious one? Or even a place that will horrendusly trumatise him or at the least annoy him to complete insanity?
 * Hawkens: "Well it ain't gonna do good going on a Multiverse field trip to random places looking for him if we DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE IS?!"
 * Zosimo: We can just check his portaling catalog. He always has it on standby in case anybody's stranded.
 * Nanobyte: You mean the one that's been broken beyond repair right here?
 * Zosimo: F***!
 * Miami: Well, quest it is. Lord Millipede isn't going to let us go that easily.
 * Vancer: (He was once again hitting his head on the wall)
 * Nanobyte: Don't try to make us laugh, VL. This is SERIOUS!
 * Lord Millapede (still silluetted): "HA! Behold! The HA will now be too busy going on a massively unrelated quest for their next best chance to go after me. It'll take them HOURS! I'll finally have my new queen by then."
 * Buzzton: "Brilliant move, sir-ma'am."
 * Lord Millipede: Darn right it's a brilliant move. I'm all-knowing.
 * Fly Creature 2: "Just to be safe though, do you wanna send some guys to keep an eye on their progress? Even if the quest is a long one, it doesn't hurt to keep an eye on them to avoid surprises. That way, you would know to maybe prevent trouble if need be."
 * Lord Millipede: Good observation. Then you, Buizz, will be in charge of that.
 * Buizz: SIR-MAM!!!!
 * Lord Millipede: I won't let anything ruin my purpose in the multiverse again. With my home universe lost forever, I have no meaning and I MUST find it.
 * Buzzton: And we'll see to it your aura harnessing plans come to fruition. Just be warned that quantum siphoning is a crime that attracts those abominations.
 * Lord Millipede: It's just enough for a simple change.
 * Buzzton: Yes, but both the human dimension and the OUU are different sizes. That means that a spell like this can only be temporary unless a massive amount of quantum energy is applied.
 * Lord Millipede: How much?
 * Buzzton: About 2 trillion qubits.
 * Lord Millipede: Well that dimension has over 900 centillion qubits in it, and the OUU is 11 times that. Don't exactly see anything noticeable to those monsters.
 * Buzzton: Normally yes. However, the creatures instinctively smell familiar universe auras including your own. The caster of a spell involving interdimensional aura can be sniffed out by them, and you have utilized 75% the human dimension's worth qubits your entire life leaving you at great risk.
 * Lord Millipede: Okay, nothing you said meant anything.
 * Buzzton: In laments terms, you'll be busted by those-that-must-not-be-named if you aren't careful with this. It's actually something easy to comprehend to both UUniverses but not exactly our dimension. It's called compromised interdimensional spells.
 * Lord Millipede: Look, I'll just take your word for it and use less magic.
 * Buzzton: Yes. Casting too much magic to universal excess is dangerous, and you're just powerful enough to do it. In fact, you've caught the attention of a pocket dimension in the OUU publicly called 'Mewni'. So, the Heroes Act and Shell Lodge won't be your only problems.
 * Lord Millipede:... Did you say 'Mewni'?
 * Buzzton:... Yes?
 * Lord Millipede:... Holy s***! It CAN'T be! Mewmans, still alive?... I thought...... Buzzton, send Benzel to look into that.
 * Buzzton: Um, yes sir-mam! (Buzzes off)
 * Lord Millipede: "The rest of you: Start making the place look nice for my would-be fiance! I want her to be impress with my though recently created by 10.0 seconds Dimentional Mansion."
 * Fly Creatures: "SIR-MA'AM?!"
 * Lord Millipede: Our time is more critical than we realize since we caught the attention of a fellow victimized race. That'll increase the heat on me from those beasts for sure. They CANNOT find me. It's too late to slow them down. We must succeed before they find me. (The Silluetted Lord Millipede begins to transform in a heavy ray of flashes and light)
 * The Lougers were seen setting up the table for an Equestrian Thanksgiving in Twilight's castle.
 * Sunset: (She came back)
 * Icky: Back so soon, huh? How'd your visit with Equestria's favorite anthrophile go?
 * Sunset: It was... Interesting, to say the least. The Lyra back in the Human Dimension probably wouldn't be so enthusiastic about hooves.
 * Squidward: "Would it really be smart to assume that?"
 * Sunset: "Well it's not like the Lyra I know has a fetish about horses or anything."
 * Human Lyra was seen in a horse costume to the confusion of Human Bon Bon......
 * Human Bon-Bon: "...... I, don't even wanna know."
 * Sunset: So how's preparations on Thanksgiving going?
 * SpongeBob: Wonderful. I brought an entire load of Krabby Patties.
 * Mr. Krabs: You better have paid for em, boy! You know the rules.
 * Spyro: Mr. Krabs, can you not extort on a Thanksgiving? The only thing that should be paid is thanks.
 * Mr. Krabs: It's MY dish, and MY property. And just like when Lucasarts and Marvel joined the Disney Universe, you have to pay for the rights to me property.
 * Shifu: Mr. Krabs, if you're going to insist on desecrating the holidays, you need to leave.
 * Mr. Krabs: Not until I get me payment.
 * Icky: HERE'S YOUR PAYMENT, HOLIDAY RUINER!!! (Splatters a Krabby Patty in his face and so did many other Lodgers)
 * Sunset:...
 * Bagheera: This usually happens whenever SpongeBob tries to make Krabby Patties off-work. Mr. Krabs isn't exactly the most generous person in the UUniverses.
 * Rarity: It's a dishonor to this very holiday. Take it from me.
 * Sunset: ".... Yikes. Is he always like this?"
 * Icky: "Primarly since the Modern Spongebob Episodes began to play too much on his greed aspect to ludicrist levels. I mean, sure, in the older Spongebob episodes he wasn't exactly the saint of generosity, but he rarely went too far, baring certain exceptions like when jellyfish jelly was added to Krabby Patties and he wanted to capitalised on that and done it too hard."
 * Sunset: "Gross! Jellyfish are not made of actual jelly!"
 * Icky: "Well then I think the ones of Spongebob's world didn't get the memo, because they DO actselly make the stuff."
 * Sunset:... They make a fruit-based preserve you put on toast, like bees?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. They extract it from flowers.
 * Sunset: Flowers?
 * Sandy: That's what they call the tunicates that grow in Bikini Bottom.
 * Sunset:... Cartoons are both smart and insane at the same time. And I didn't even know that was possible.
 * SpongeBob: You said it. We don't even get to show our cartoony nature in this series much.
 * Sunset: Well that's sad.
 * Squidward: Well it means we don't feel pain. Besides, all the punishment he DOES get is just to prove to him that money isn't worth anything if you don't spend it.
 * Mr. Krabs: I DO SPEND IT!!! I GOTTA PAY FOR ME BUSINESS SOMEHOW!!! Espeically all the times where I need to repair the Krusty Krab or when I change out things in the Krusty Krab that needed to go after they stop selling. Alchourse, sometimes it helps to recycle some bits from the Krusty Krab 2 every once in the while.
 * Squidward: "It also helps that it's litterally just the normal Krusty Krab but with a number next to it. What, is the next attempt at making another Restaurent gonna have a number in it too?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "If ya mean like "Krusty Krab 3", well, that's kinda on a hiatus due to 2's commercial, uh, "Limited Success"..... But I might consider a "Krusty Krab 2.0." if I could ever get me hands on any AUU or Futurasian Stuff, even both if luck would have it. I'm envision a robotic restaurent that runs by itself while we stay in the original Krusty Krab, with robotic employees that don't need paychecks. Cause they're robots. I mean, what would robots buy anyway?"
 * Icky: "Ya know, Futurasia alone might complain about the lack of robot rights edittic, Eugene. And I'm sure the AUU might have some of their own versons of Ropedia in their universes. Heck, even OUR Ropedia might have some issues about it. And even then, what makes ya sure Plankton won't try to hijack that restaurent against ya since he's so DEAD focus on distrupting your business?"
 * Shifu: Not to mention the AUU has laws against trading technology to other dimensions, just like they have laws against bringing advanced technology to less-advanced beings.
 * Po: Yeah, it's like giving an unsentient chimp a flamethrower. It's awesome as all hell, but you'd REALLY want to take it away quickly.
 * Tigress: Basically you're on the verge of breaking another law.
 * Mr. Krabs: UGH, WHY DOES THE LAW ALWAYS HAVE TO HAMPER ME BUSINESS?!
 * Peng: Why do YOU have to insist on being unethical in your business approach?
 * Mr. Krabs: You try livin' in the modern business world and gettin' used to bad times.
 * Icky: Nobody cares about your whiny business stories, Crabcakes! Just let us have these Krabby Patties on the house, and stop ruining the mood of the holiday, or we may just have to send your carapace straight back to the Temple.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Ughhh. Fine! But the lot of ye better saver them and have good amounts of them for what this free handout's costing me!"
 * Icky: "Chillax, Eugene, it's likely no different to how many Krabby Patties people eat on a daily basis anyway."
 * Sunset: Are you guys always this dysfunctional?
 * Batty: That's the definition of family for you.
 * Sunset:... Speaking of which, Starlight? How are OUR parents?
 * Starlight: Well funny you should say that. We- (The door opens to reveal a Fleeming)...
 * Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-
 * Fleeming: So you must be the Shell Lodge Squad my dimension has been talking about?
 * Soothsayer:... Yes. And you're from the Alternate UUniverses?
 * Fleeming: Indeed. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Sir Millimer Tort Venenbach Trot DeSpell XV.
 * Icky: 'DeSpell'? Why do I feel you're Magica DeSpell from the Dragon Scourge disguised as something from a dimension they have bad experience with?
 * Boss Wolf: Nah, this is definitely another person. Also, Magica has been said to be going through reboot sickness. Alot of the Scourge are REALLY into the modern Magica.
 * Mantis: "How bad is it?"
 * The Entirity of the Scourge Imperials are seen admiring a picture of the new Magica.
 * Negaduck: "Now THAT'S an evil soccoress?! Wicked, malice, strangley funny in some places, AND A BABE?!"
 * Krekka: "(Love-struck) Duuuuuuuuh, she's pretty, duhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Dark Dragon: "Oh yes. This New Ager Magica would make a LOVELY addition for the Scoruge Imperials! We- (Noticed the old Magica stareing at them all angerly)....."
 * Meng Tao: "..... Uhhh, let me handle this everyone..... (To Old Magica) Listen, Magica, it's not a sign of you being replace, think of the includtion of the newer you to be.... Complimentry to your talents."
 * Magica: "..... I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU PEOPLE ARE FUNDLING OVER MY REBOOT-REPLACEMENT?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH IN DANGER I AM OF BEING DRAGGED INTO THE BYGONE UNIVERSE?! I SAW SOME WORXIANS CRAWLING ABOUT FAR BEYOND OUR BORDERS ON A PATROL ONES?! ONE OF THEM EVEN TRIED TO SNAG ME WITH THEIR NASTY TONGUES?!"
 * Mercurymon: "Worxians? You mean like those silly robots from "Epic Mickey" where they're a collection of lost concepts?"
 * Magica: "THAT, is actselly ONLY when they abosrb too much to the point they become mechanical! These are pure unchanged Worxians! And they're after me because of the reboot?! Also, my homeworld of Duckburg has been seeing alot of astronomical oddities lately ever since the Reboot happened?! I think that's the Bygone Universe trying to absorb my world?!"
 * Meng Tao: "Try not to worry, Magica. I'm sure the Retro Scrooge McDuck will aim to alarm the High Council of this, they've been known to prevent retro worlds from being completely sucked into the Bygone Universe."
 * Nidhiki: "And you can be espiecally ensured that these creatures will stand NO chance against the Scourge Imperals! Our Armies will wipe these creatures from the face of the planet?!"
 * Magica: BUT YOU KNOW THAT MEANS MY MIND HAS TO BE IN THE REBOOT BODY UNTIL IT FADES INTO IT'S MIND!!!
 * Dark Dragon: But that's actually normal for reboot sickness. You'll just be duplicated. The old you will remain in the Bygone Universe, but you will slowly sink into your new self. Think of it as 'cartoon reincarnation'. Besides, you'll be taken way more seriously in your new self. She's more powerful, has a more refined voice, and she could give us a better advantage.
 * Magica:... Not, that it's a good point, but, I kinda liked being in this body?! Oh sure, the reboot has a surprisingly nice bod for a 1000 year old witch, but it's a matter of nostalgia!
 * Banana B: "Hey like we said, Retro Scrooge's very likely to get the H.C. involved, who are likely going to make it that both your Duckberg and Duckberg 2.0. can exist in the same place. I mean, there are duplicate versons of iconic cartoons, santas and grim reapers ya know. Dupilicate characters are a commen theme, ya know what I mean?"
 * Mercurymon: "And be assured that until this ritual sets Old Duckberg to be spared from the Bygoning, that you are completely safe with us and away from the Worxians. Once so, those creatures will come crawling back to the Bygoning Guardian in the universe, and we can get to enjoy TWO Magicas. Granted, this newer one is very likely to earn Leager Attention as well, so afterwords we would have to act fast then."
 * Magica: And if this ritual can't stop this?
 * Dark Dragon: Well obviously, you'll be rebooted. It's not really a bad thing. The Bygone Universe is basically the universe of nostalgia, which is abit more positive then being a nostaglic purgatory for outmoded forms of cartoons, if these Worxians and the Bygoning Guardian are anything to take note of. THIS dimension is more interested in getting with the times. You'll still get what you want, and still be better because some of your old self will remain. But be assure that when this ritual happens, then like the Ratchet and Clank reboot, your world will be in what's called a 'binary'. A world that's actually two. But the results vary.
 * Magica: "This is not that reassuring."
 * Mercurymon: "Well if it helps, the Bygone Universe is considerably more better off then traditional purgatories. Given that it's an actual universe, it has to be treated with abit more care and consideration, as opposed to keeping something not meant to exist from existing. The difference is that the residence did exist at one point but then became a Bygone product. So be assured that should the ritual somehow not work, at least the old form is going someplace miserable. You'll just have the new body and voice."
 * Magica: (Sighs)
 * Sir Millimer: The heck was that?
 * Icky: "That would be a cutaway gag- HEY WAIT A MINUTE, HOW CAN YOU SEE THAT?!"
 * Sir Millimer: "Uh....."
 * Iago: "Calm down, Icky, it could be that the cartoon logic machine is at max power again. Can someone have that be tuned back to at least 50%? (A staff crew member does that)..... There we go. Now it's only back to that only WE can notice that shit."
 * Sir Millimer: "(Quietly) Oh thank god, they blamed that for Cartoon logic. (Shifu got suspitious at that) Ahem, let's start over. I'm Sir Millimer, and I am interested in meeting the Shell Lougers for the very first time. I heard about your heroic exploits on even my beloved home planet of Pharagu, and-"
 * Icky's phone started ringing.
 * Icky: "Hold up, bugster, I gonna answer this. (Answers phone) Yello?"
 * (Deadpool): Ickster, check your email! Just forwarded you a Grade-A YTP.
 * Icky: "Ugh, Seriously Deadpool? You already already using up your camio privilages for the episode and-.... Okay, I'll humor you. (Looks it up)...... An Emperor's New Groove Video? Okay, I'll give it a shot, I mean, anything from Deadpool can't possabily be that entertaining, espiecally if it's something that's basicly saying it's internet crap, I mean, how funny could this possabily-"
 * The Lougers began to break in uncontrolable laughter, to the confusion of the Mane 7 and Sunset, and the utter annoyence of Sir Millimer.
 * Icky: "(Laughs), Aw, aw man, that, that video is like Leo Koutakis videos on crack-laced steriods! It is unbelieveable obscene?!"
 * Sir Millimer: "(GROWLS ANNOYED AS IT ECHOS AND SHAKES THE CASTLE), WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS?! WHAT IS THIS, CRAZY TOWN?! WHAT KIND OF HALF-ASS EXCUSES FOR HEROES ARE YOU?! I MEAN, DID THE VA, SERIOUSLY, LOSE, TO YOU GUYS?! I MEAN, HOLY SHIT BRO, HOLY SHIT?! NO WONDER VILLAINS BEGAN TO BECOME ANTI-CLIMATICLY INCOMPIDENT?! YOUR MOJO KILLERS?! YOUR ABOMINATIONS TO THE BATTLES BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL?! I, I, I AM UNBLIEVEABLY DISGUSTED TO BE AT YOUR PRESENCE RIGHT NOW?! JUST, UGHHHHHHHHHHHH?! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, VILLAINS FROM ACROSS BOTH UNIVERSES, LOST, TO YOU GUYS?! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS?! I, AM, SO, OUT OF HERE?! (Leaves angerly as everyone looked concerningly)."
 * Shifu looked more suspitious at him, as does Pang Bing, Merlin, Cynder, Gazlle, and espeically Shen (No Shit).
 * Spongebob: "Wait, Mr. Millimer, don't go! (Sir Millimer stopped)....... We're sorry we made a lousy first impression. You were probuly expecting us to be cool heroes and then, suddenly.... (Gets depressed) We acted like goofballs, wingnuts, and knuckleheadmcspazzatrons.... We, we want to make it up to you, Sir Millimer..... We want to invite you to our Thanksgiving Feast, as an honorary guest."
 * Sir Millimer was earnestly surprised by this, even abit touched.....
 * Sir Millimer: "..... (Quietly) That's the first time anyone has willingly invited me into anything.... (Shakes head to focus)..... (Openly) I mean, that's abit more better, Springboob Squirepin-"
 * Spongebob: "Uh, Spongebob Squarepants, sir."
 * Sir Millimer: "Right right right right, Spongebob Squarepants, right, right. Sorry, the memory can be abit fuzzy at times. So, onto the Subject at hand, Princess Sparkle, would I be allowed to partake into a tour?"
 * Twilight: "I don't see why not. Any honored guest of the lougers, though, relitively recently included, is always welcome, espeically if you were a long-standing admirer."
 * The Main 7 escourt Millimer with them, along with Sunset, which Millimer quickly took a liking too.
 * Lord Shen: "...... Lougers, I request a private meeting into the Van."
 * Mushu: "Is it about Cozy Glow again?"
 * Lord Shen: "(Annoyed) No, it's NOT about Cozy Glow again, (Seriosuly) It's about our spontaniously appearing admiror."
 * Cynder: "I have to back Shen this time. We need to talk about this."
 * Shifu: "Agreed."
 * Pang Bing: "Yay verily."
 * Gazelle: "Yeah, I kinda have to admit, I'm getting some bad vibes from him."
 * Merlin: "Here here."
 * Sandy: "Okay, then we'll discuss this in the van."
 * Lord Shen: That is NOT who he says he is. No random stranger from another dimension just drops by out of the blue, just like that. He's totally an enemy.
 * Ryan: Okay, Shen, must you mistrust ANYBODY just because of a suspicious appearance?
 * Lord Shen: Ugh, don't start with the stupid 'ignorance of a preventable surprise' routine again. It makes me see why the Princesses of Heart were captured to begin with.
 * Baloo: Whoa, no need to be like that.
 * Lord Shen: Well if there's anything I hate more than incompetence, it's underestimation and negligence. Guys, open your eyes!!! This guy, AND Cozy, are bad news. We must investigate this guy immediately.
 * Pang Bing: Calm yourself Shen. I just as much have my concerns about this Millimer individual, but it would not help to act rash on what could earnestly be a genuine soul who just made the mistake of coming unannounce. At the least, he could just be an admiror that came in an awkword time. We should at least wait until we can have confirmable evidence on what he really is.
 * Gazelle: "Well yeah. I may've said I had bad vibes about him, but I still want to give people the benefit of the doubt before I deside anything about a person's character."
 * Lord Shen: Evil waits for no one! We don't need to wait. We have a goat that can see the future.
 * Soothsayer: Shen, I am a fortuneteller, not a prophet. You know how soothsayers work. They use fathomless minds to predict outcomes. Your defeat in Po's hands was an obvious 'yin and yang' outcome where evil arrives and good comes to oppose it. It was too clear a fate to be changed.
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, to be fair, sir, you really should've seen it coming after you invaded the panda village.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs)......
 * Soothsayer: You must take it easy, Shen.
 * Lord Shen: Well if you're so smart, then prove me wrong. What do you think Cozy will do?
 * Donkey: "Well so much for this NOT being about Cozy."
 * Lord Shen: "IT STILL ISN'T?! I am only using her as an exsample about this group's trouble about not having their guard up!"
 * Soothsayer: This is no time to worry about that.
 * Lord Shen: And THERE it is again! You ignore potential threats.
 * Icky: "Oh, so what?! We're suppose to be suspitious at a cute little filly just because Hasbro's writing staff made her appear out of the blue? By that logic, we should automaticly distrust, PRETTY MUCH EVERY CHARACTER INTRODUSED SINCE THE FIRST TWO EPISODES?! THAT LITTERALLY INCLUDES TRIXIE AND GILDA, SHEN?! Are they suddenly not worth trusting anymore, is THAT it!?"
 * Lord Shen: I AM NOT, suggesting that, in the slightest!! This is what I'm talking about!! That kind of negligence will be your downfall.
 * Viper: "Well being paranoid at every conwinidental thing has been the downfall of a lot of people too, Shen."
 * Lord Shen:..... BESIDES THE POINT, This meeting wasn't meant to even DRAG Cozy into this?! This, is about Millimer! Threats do not wait, and neither will I. We're investigating Sir Millimer and that's the end of it.
 * Squidward: WHAT IS YOUR OBSESSION WITH COZY, NEVERMIND THIS GUY JUST NOW?!? THIS IS BEYOND YOUR USUAL PARANOIA!!!
 * Lord Shen: Paranoia and being on your guard are not the same thing, you big-nosed clarent-amateurish fool. Don't you EVER call me paranoid again if you don't want to be made into calamari.
 * Squidward: ".... Amateurish?"
 * Batty: "But didn't me and Robin make him better?"
 * Icky: "Yeah but Squillium crushed his spirits with a compairingly better guy, and Squid relapsed back into sucking at it again."
 * Batty:... Oh, right. That happened at the end of that sad episode too...... AW, FOR THE LOVE OF, WHY DOES THAT UNIBROWED WEENIE-NOSE EXIS-*BZZZAT*!!
 * Lord Shen: Getting this back on track! This guy is up to something and I'm going to find out what, with or without your help. You want to sit around and let the villain take his sweet time, then be my guest, but I am not going to allow such. So, are you in or out?
 * Spongebob: "..... But Shen, this guy is already hurt about how much of a sour impression we left on him, it would've hurt him more if he was given the impression that we don't trust him."
 * Icky: "Yeah Shen. Doing that would risk turning the guy into another critic."
 * Lord Shen: ".... (Facepalms).... Seriously...... Fear of another naysayer, prevents you from seeing a would-be threat happening in front of you, JUST LIKE THAT?!"
 * Squidward: "To be fair, Shen, you tend to have a bit of a history of having gut feelings that turned out wrong. For exsample, you were constintly quick to denounce Discord for even honest mistakes to the point that you SIDED with the folks that wanted him gone! And THAT, aided Qui and a collection of other enemies! And need I mention the insodent with Magic Flu?!"
 * Sandy: "Or when SpongeBob tried to bring Gary into the Temple?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Or when you distrusted two of Santa's elves?"
 * Spyro: "Yet paradoxingly not question Celestia's joining us to rescue me and some others on an adventure gone wrong?"
 * Sparx: "And before that, ya didn't trusted Shamus about his proven legit beliefs on Taiklar and still denied he was actselly real to the point that you caused druma at the the later part of that needlessly drumatic mess?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "And dare I include the shenanigans that ended up leading to Dark Shen being awoken, or the times you flip out at honest mistakes or stupid sounding situations, and, just about everything about you having a bad over-reaction?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... But-"
 * Icky: "OKAY WE GET IT?! "It's not Paranoia, I'm just keeping my gaurd up"! The problem isn't that we don't have a balence of trust and mistrust, the problem is, THAT YOU, ARE A SCARRED SOUL, SHEN?!"
 * Lord Shen: "......"
 * Icky: "..... You're afraid to trust those that didn't do anything to exactly earn it in a way you deemed right, Shen. Because of how it happened with Mang. You ended up trusting his cowindidental offering for power, and it bit you in the ass. And now..... Your stuck with that bite on your ass for the rest of your life, and that it originally took it from you. We were patient with this part about you up until you started mistrusting a little girl?! And don't bother bringing up Darla, that, that was different! She was corrupted by pre-maturely introdused showbiz and made worse by Faggy-Eyes and Professor Rat-ass! Cozy, obviously ain't from the pony equilent to Hollywood, and as far as we know, there ain't no negitive enfluence involved."
 * (Deadpool): "(Quietly) Just wait until the Arc Finale, Ickster."
 * Icky: "Deadpool, as much as I appreesiated that fun video, YOU ARE STILL PUSHING YOUR CAMIO LIMIT, MISTER?! Anyway. The worse that Cozy is, is basicly like, alot of other characters post-Season 1 beginning two-parter. Even Twilight's own bro was not a thing until LATE SEASON 2! You were basicly saying that we should mistrust basicly all post-series beginning characters because they were NOT there when the Nightmare Moon crap happen! Look, I get it, your going for the cautious exspearienced war vet guy, I get it, in the kinda work we're in, trusting conwinidences shouldn't be considered a good idea. We, get it. But..... It also helps to not be ruled by bad exspeariences..... Now, I'm not nessersarly asking you stop distrusting a little girl and a randomly appearing dude, but..... You need to learn to not always see something as a threat, (Snaps feather fingers), just like that. Now, that being said, say Millimer DOES turn out to be a trouble-making bag of dicksauce, as general, you would know that it ain't stragitic to let the enemy know your onto them, right? Remember what happened to Twilight when she was onto Chrysalis' s***, albeit doing it stupidly and thought Candence ACTSELLY turned into a REAL BITCH?!"
 * Lord Shen had an empifinmy.....
 * Lord Shen: "..... Well yes...... She ended up making an utter fool of herself and, Chrysalis took advantage of that....."
 * Tigress: "Exactly. If Sir Millimer IS here for trouble, it would not do well to only serve to put him into a symptheic light and risk others to trust him even more while leaving us untrustable. Like how it happened with Berk and Sombor. Remember when Po tried to expose Sombor without proof?"
 * Shifu: "Indeed. If Millimer does have undesireable motives, it would not help to make it easier for him by being upfront about it."
 * Lord Shen: Well that's why we must investigate as soon as possible and not make fools out of ourselves, with no setbacks. So, we need to look into this quickly, otherwise we'll be screwed.
 * Po: Shen, I get trusting Cobra gave you this serious guard thing, but not everything is a trap.
 * Lord Shen: Well you won't know if you don't do recon. But if it will make you feel any better, we'll do it subtly.
 * Icky: ".... Well, we got that from you at least. Tell ya what, if ya turn out right, you'll get the honors of starting the "Giving Thanks" tradition as typical of Thanksgiving."
 * Lord Shen: "Tempting, but I rather not take wagers. The satisfaction of being right is servicable enough."
 * Boss Wolf: Wise decision, sir.
 * Lord Shen: Then it's settled. Let's move.
 * Sir Millimer: "(Sees all the Louger Memberbillia decorations, old and new) Oh I just LOVE this hallway of Louger exploits memberabilia."
 * Rarity: "Thanks. The Lougers wanted to pitch in some sproucing up of the place as well. We also added new memories here. Though sometimes some trinkets had to go, like that Skeetraziod Taxadermy when Ztingerella came to collect her body. It was an honorable thing to do at the least. But at least it allows new trinkets some room every once in a while."
 * Sir Millifer: "Marvalious! I could see this becoming a small museum sometime in the noticeable future!"
 * Applejack: "Sometimes, it practicly is. When Shineflare comes here to give castle tours, tourests say that this part's their faverite."
 * Sir Millimer: And is it any wonder why? As a pioneer business baron who will do any job for others, I find it an honor to achieve goals like preserving a legacy. Through my life, I earned cash by doing not one job, but one different job every day. I can do anything. But... I came because I've done pretty much everything. So, still in my late prime, I found that aiding in this dimension was a step up.
 * Twilight:... That's actually a good philosophy. Doing endless jobs a day and helping infinite people.
 * Sir Millimer: Exactly. What good is a job when it's the only thing you do? When I heard of a world in this dimension with creatures whose primary jobs and purpose in life is marked by magical tattoos on their tushies, it was a place that had my fingerprints all over it. These 'cutie marks', clearly restrict your capabilities, so I wonder if there's a cutie mark for everything.
 * Twilight:... You know something? That's actually the best insight I've heard in my life. IS there a cutie mark where you can do everything?
 * Sir Millimer: Well there's only one way to find out. I am traveling Equestria to search for one. And I know just the one to accompany me: Sunset Shimmer.
 * Sunset: "A-what!?"
 * Main 7: "Sunset?!"
 * Sunset: "Uh, not to disrespect you, Sir Millimer, but, I'm not the right pony for this, I'm just as confused about cutie marks as a lot of ponies are, and, I'm only visiting for the holidays, afterwords, I go back to, let's just say, a place a bit "Outta Town" from this world if ya catch my drift."
 * Sir Millimer: "By all means, it doesn't have to be a "Periment" arrangement if your concerned about longivity of such a persuit, Sunset. Should you need to return home, I could always seek out someone abit more, exberted on the subject, so don't worry about being dragged away from home away from home. It's just, I would like to have someone who could help me understand Equestrian Culture first and foremost, what's good or not to say to them, what's taboo or what's not, I need someone to keep me from being a giant fish out of water."
 * Pinkie: "Or in your case, a giant multi-legged bug from a star wars-like united universes out of space."
 * Sir Millimer: "...... Is the pink one always so, out there?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya barely scratched the surface of the inner-maginations of Pinkie Pie."
 * Sir Millimer: Can't argue with that. Imagination is our dimension's specialty. Our technology is so imaginative you can practically write it in a book. A heat-fan. Robots that have full sentience. Infinite storage. Missiles that are as strong as a cataclysmic asteroid. A universal network that does everything and anything. Matter manipulation technology. A teleportation elevator. Computers that have the intelligence of gods. Devices that use quantum energy to manipulate reality itself.
 * Pinkie: WOWEE!!! MIND BLOWN!!! (Her brain was seen literally being blown)
 * Sir Millimer: So, you might be able to learn anything you need to know about Equestrian magic. We can help each other.
 * Rarity: "Well, it sounds devine in throey, but, your home universe tends to be.... Abit stingy about working with worlds not as advance as they are. Sharing things with less advance worlds is, considerably unpopular."
 * Sir Millimer: "Oh that's mainly just left-over backwash from the time of the Ehswans, which were basicly the Yaterons' predecessors, by the by. It's as annoyingly never-dying as an old habit. I mean, it may had been fine for it's time, but, that's basicly Pre-USRA stuff. In fact, that same sort of hoity-toity-ness was why the VA was allowed to be such a problem. Had people had no problem against sharing the rules of the trade about anything to other less advanced worlds, my universe would've had more allies against the VA, kinda like how if Equestria just interacted with other races sooner-"
 * Applejack: "Then the Storm King wouldn't even be taken seriously?"
 * Sir Millimer: "Yes, perfect example."
 * Starlight: "Wait, how did you know about Equestria's prior issues?"
 * Sir Millimer: "(Points to Newspapers of the times the Lougers and the Friendship School saved Equestria) Learning intuition. I am capable of learning things, quite quickly. It also helps that our universes share medias with each other and allowed me to catch up on that. It's a gift, really."
 * Rarity: "You have this intuition, and yet, you were still surprised by the Lougers' wackiness?"
 * Sir Millimer: "I must admit that I spent more time learning about Equestria a bit more then the rest of these universes, even more then the Lodgers, and at least two of them are from here. I admit some fault here, I should've balenced learning about Equestria with learning about the entire universes' customs."
 * Spike: "Tch, no wonder you wanted Sunset's help. You were not joking about being like a giant fish out of water."
 * Sir Millimer: "I know, right? I'm practicly the most awkword person in the world to you."
 * Twilight: "Oh, don't worry, we've seen worse. (Looks at a series of displayed broken inventions of Buzzord). Way, worse."
 * Starlight: "Well, back on that idea of yours. About Equestria and your United Universes "Working togather". You might need to get Celestia on-board with that, cause at the end of the day, litterally, the Princesses of Equestria have the final word on basicly everything."
 * Fluttershy: "So, try not to be upset if Celestia, um, doesn't go for it right away. She's a nice ruler, but, she's also practical."
 * Applejack: "And with a sense of realisum. And she knows those AUU folks are abit touchy about sharing things with worlds at lower "Teder" levels."
 * Sir Millimer: "It's Teadr, actselly, but those are bridges to cross when needed. Right now, I'm just here to spend some time with my most admired heroes and some friends. I'm not going to do much here anyway."
 * Sunset: And you're sure I'll learn what I must?
 * Sir Millimer: Indeed. That, and so, much more.
 * Sunset: ".... I, need to think about this, it's too, sudden."
 * Sir Millimer: Take your time, honey.
 * Sunset:... Did you just call me honey?
 * Sir Millimer: Um, I meant, Sunny. Slip of the tongue. I'll see you soon. (Leaves)
 * Sunset:... That was unexpected. It's almost like he has a crush on me.
 * Rarity: "Ugh, that would leave an unpleasent mental image. I mean, you dating a giant bug? That would almost be as bad as when Cynder used to have a thing with that Sir Ruber brute."
 * Starlight: "Aw, don't worry Shimmy, the guy is clearly just being, eccentric. Like Buzzord, only not as prone to wild mishaps."
 * Sunset: I hope so. I'm not single and he should acknowledge that.
 * Icky: Wait, you've got a boyfriend?
 * Sunset: Yeah? Me and this world's Twilight are both dating Human Flash.
 * Sparx: Even if you shouldn't since he's just a cliché dummy.
 * Sunset: Oh, come on, he's cool.
 * Sparx: Maybe here, yes, but he needs more than his Equestrian counterpart. Here he's APPARENTLY descended from Flash Magnus and he's got dragon-fighting blood inside of him. What's Human Flash got that Pony Flash doesn't?
 * Sunset: "I-........ I..... (Thinks about it)...... Well I just got gipped."
 * Twilight: Yeeeeah, there's not much that he has. He really doesn't get any characterization.
 * Rarity: "But don't worry, at least Human Flash is, good with a guitaur?"
 * Almost Everyone: HE NEEDS MORE THAN THAT!!!!
 * Sunset: "Well this just great! Not only did I find out that Human Equestria may have more then one magic anchur and that there may be a reason behind why it's so, peaceful there, but now I find out that my Flash is.... A COMPLETE DULLARD?!"
 * Pinkie: "More like a completely under-defelupted character due to the mixed reception of "Equestria Girls" cause of being amongst the things victimised by fan outrage."
 * Sunset: Well we'll need to talk about that when I get back. Anyway... Shall we get started on these anchors?
 * Spike: "Okay, one, isn't that too soon? And two, wouldn't they be in the human world?"
 * Sunset: "Well, A: good point, so, maybe save that after Thanksgiving, and B: True, but, like how the Wondercolt Statue was connected to the Mirrior, what if the same is true with the other possable anchurs? What if there's like, other dimentional traveling relics between Equestria and Human Equestria?"
 * Soothsayer: (The Lougers arrived) That seems likely. Starswirl says it relies on Equestrian magic, so the portal shouldn't be the only place that brings the magic to that dimension.
 * Sunset: Exactly. And apparently we can't cut it off to keep other humans there from using it. However, there might be a way to control it's reach without actually doing what you called 'quantum siphoning'. Lyra said that the destruction of the Wondercolt Statue has allowed magic to leak. That allows humans' belongings to be enchanted.
 * Iago: You're ALREADY solving that. Didn't you say that the statue is being rebuilt?
 * Sunset: I did, and I also said that the buracacy might not be 100% relieable. The Wondercolt statue may be left broken for abit of a while until a decidtion is made.
 * Shifu: "(Deadpan) Which is always typical of burocrates."
 * Sunset: But it's not just that anyway. Considering how many other anchors could be potaintionally out there, they could be broken and leaking magic. Or even at the most obvious place in the world and no one yet realises it.
 * Icky: "So there's no rush. We'll worry about it after Thanksgiving and MAYBE have an episode centered on that IF applicable depending on how quickly ths episode is handled."
 * Sunset: Good. The last thing I need happening right now is an unexpected villain of the day.
 * Lord Shen: Be careful of what you say, Miss Sunset. Karma can be a cruel mistress And speaking of such, I am concern about one being around the corner. I wish to speak with you about this Sir Millimer guy.
 * Sunset:... What about him?
 * Icky: "Well to start off, Shen doesn't trust about the conwinidental arrival of this dude, and on top of that, (Sir Millimer was secretly listening in as Icky went on)."
 * Sir Millimer: So they suspect.... Really couldn't be helped since I DID basicly came out of nowhere.... My outburst didn't helped. I was able to give enough of my guise of history to impress the natives, but that will not be enough. I must find a way to lower the Lodgers' guard.... Perhaps... I shall give them what they want: An interrogation. I should expect alot of tough questions clearly designed to make me fumble and make clear signs of worry. Along with playing interrigation games on me to dupe and/or frustraightment, playing the nice guy rotine to ease me into fessing up vital details, and, pretty much the unexpectable with the Lougers. Espeically THAT much. The Lodgers are formidable, but they are easy to understand.
 * Sir Millimer: So, you all wished to talk?
 * Lord Shen: Yes. We have a few questions to ask you.
 * Sir Millimer: Ask away.
 * Lord Shen: First off, why are you here?
 * Sir Millimer:... Allow me to answer with my history.
 * (Sir Millimer): I was raised on Pharagu like many other Fleemings. It wasn't the greatest world in my dimension. But it's global junkyards had uses. I found my first job as a recyclist. But not just any, but one who managed to mold my poor hometown into a great one where we recycle garbage and used any we could find into new things to sell. One man's trash is another's treasure, you know. I saw that the garbage all around us wasn't to just be wasted away. If anything, it was a lifetime supply of parts for another product. Heck, I don't think throwing away unfinished food is a waste. Wherever it goes it can be eaten by another animal. Most food does perish. My hometown adored my visions. I gave gifts to people everywhere with my talent of recycling. But then one day, an old dormant MagRyve AI Megavator was accidentally turned online and in it's faulty programming, it destroyed the town, burying it in garbage. Half the population was lost. I encouraged them to spread my word of using the garbage to build something new, while I left the planet to share my views with others. I wandered the cosmos doing different jobs every day and providing one job at a time. I have so much knowledge that people say it's like magic. I could survive anything the UUniverses threw at me. Thus for the remainder of my life, I did jobs that make me a good visionary. Except, I've been just about everywhere. I helped almost every world there, including those of different territory, and a few in the unknown. Thus, in the middle of my time, I devised a plan to explore the other biggest uncharted territory besides outer space: THE MULTIVERSE!! I had been all over the idea for a long time. Many people thought it was too risky. The infinite expanses of the multiverse are too easy to get lost in. Afraid that if I went, I'd never come back. But eventually, I made myself a dimensional transporter, and came here. This world was my first shot. After all, a world where beings could do virtually only one job based on these 'cutie marks', was worthy of my attention.
 * Sir Millimer: And so, here we are.
 * Lord Shen:... Bold story. However, some parts don't seem to add up. 1. Interdimensional transport in the AUU seems to require a lot of legal procedures, so even for you, it wouldn't be easy to acquire a transporter like that. 2. AUU law also dictates that any transport between our dimensions is to be cataloged and reported, otherwise we'd be letting in stowaways, illegal immigrants, or a villain. And 3. All that time we spent in your dimension, how come we never heard of you?
 * Sir Millimer: "1 and 2 involve very complicated, long and boring answers, so, just trust that I took a great while to get their approval on it. The 3rd one is simple. Alot of good things are obscured by how much people were over-focused onto the VA. They had control over the media, so, I could've been censored from people."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Fair enough, but still. We would need to talk to Warson and the Grand Council about this."
 * Sir Millimer: "(Was able to conjure up legal papers magic obscured from the Lougers' vision with the present table they were on) Oh, no need, I brought a copy of my legal papers for all to see. (Brings out the papers)"
 * Lord Shen was abit surprised and took a look at them.
 * Lord Shen: "(Mutters), Passport, Birth Cirtifigete, Libary Card, Credit Card, Member of the Pharaguian Clean-Up Support Team, (Mutters)..... Well..... They seem presentable ENOUGH! Though, how did you get these quickly?"
 * Sir Millimer: "They're quick-summon hologram paper. Just a snap of the fingers and- (Snaps his fingers and makes the papers disappear magicly, but thanks to him saying that they were holograms, he was able to get away with using magic to make them vanish cause it would be viewed as a hologram)."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Okay, I know the AUU invents alot of crazy things.... Windowless Buildings, a suit that can turn into anything and guns that only obey their owners' DNA, but, "Quick-Summon Hologram Papers"? That sounds like something even their "Teadr 1" Races would scoff bemused at. Such a thing sounds, overtly complicated and convoluted?"
 * Sir Millimer: "Kinda unfortunately why my universe's worlds don't believe in sharing our tec to less advanced worlds. We have alot of crazy things people might have a hard time believing the first time."
 * Lord Shen: Be that as it may, we must still inform the Grand Council. It would not be wise to go into this without assumption.
 * Sir Millimer: Well unfortunately you'll have to. They're too busy to be bothered. They have abit of diplomatic issues on Pharagu and it's neighters in the Skep System about clean up rights, along with the Dynasty Ship being a mess. They'll be busy for awhile.
 * Lord Shen: They'll most certainly answer the Shell Lodge Squad regardless of the situation.
 * Sir Millimer: Sorry, they had temporarily cut off transmission. They specifically asked for no disturbances. Even Jling doesn't like ruined concentration. If you were to just to spontaniously show up in any way, you'll never get answers after you just complicate their political matters. You'll just come off as rude.
 * Lord Shen: Well it's their loss for all I care, because this is sounding too much like manipulation.
 * Po: SHEN!
 * Lord Shen: Everyone, we cannot allow such an immature excuse be a setback. Whether they like it or not, they owe us an explanation if they approved this guy.
 * Sir Millimer: Tsk tsk. Disappointing. One of you is too paranoid and mistrusting. As if the problem with immaturity isn't bad enough.
 * Soothsayer: Mind Shen. Ever since he was turned evil by listening to the leader of the Villain League, he has sworn to himself to be far more cautious. But sometimes that cautiousness gets the better of him.
 * Sir Millimer: Well maybe you should show some more discipline for him. Otherwise he'll come across as a falsely accusing twit. Nobody likes to be accused of something they didn't do. It's harsh, and it's created many villains in my universe. So, until I feel you're worth my time, I must continue my job. Good day, misfits. (Leaves)
 * Haroud:... Shen, that was absolutely uncalled for.
 * Lord Shen: "(Stutters), YOU'RE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! A SUDDEN FEAR OF BEING A MINOR INCONVINENCE TO THEIR BUSY DAY IS WHAT MAKES YOU ALL BACKPEDDLE ON ME!?"
 * Icky: "Shen, you were seriously suggesting that we disrupt their work to keep the AUU stable, just to ask for a min'ute detail about approving of some random guy who came into our universe! That is undermineing their goverment, Shen. Espeically since they're in a middle of settling a disbute over Pharagu of all planets. They shouldn't be expected to drop everything just because we have a question."
 * Lord Shen: "Even if it means that he could turn out to be an illegal immagrant?!"
 * Mantis: "Say that he is, it wouldn't do this series good to suddenly act like the "President of the United States" and deport the poor guy. At least he's only here to try and do good."
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh, look, if it helps, I purely only said that to try and scare him into giving a typical sign that he was hoping we would have a blind respect for politics to just leave it alone, ergo, get him to risk making a mistake. The problem is, THE REST OF YOU ENDED UP ASSURING HIM THAT YOU DO?!"
 * Shifu: "Be that as it may, Shen, if he is here for trouble, the fact that it seemed like YOU didn't would risk him having blackmail against you."
 * Po: "Okay, seriously, why are we even doing this?!"
 * Pang Bing: "This part I'll have to interject in..... Remember how he had an extreme over-reaction to our momentary distraction?"
 * Tito: "Well yeah. The guy basicly threw a tempor tandrum."
 * Lord Shen: "Beyond that..... He threw a fit not dis-simular to how alot of villains react to us on their first encounter and/or when first beaten by us. It was like he was expecting us to be serious heroes, and our moment of levity made him angerly disappointed in us."
 * Icky: "..... Actselly, now that I think about it, he did basicly nearly raged-quit, up until Spongebob stopped him. That little episode didn't seem consistent to someone who wants to do good things from humble beginings."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well just as much the poor guy could have a mental disorder. He is from the same planet as that Glowrod guy after all. Likely the gas from the garbage has effected his mentality as well."
 * Cynder: "But at the same time..... When you REALLY think about it, why would any AUUian be interested in Equestria as quickly as him? At most, they view Equestria as a reminder of a world called "Equaria". One would think that Equaria would've been a first-go to world for any kind of resheach Millimer's doing, reported disappearence aside."
 * Kolwalski: "Well when you really think about it, he was awfully quick to have answers to everything. Also, those "Holograms" felt too magic-like to be actual science! It's like he expected us to ask for those things."
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you! Now can we get to the Grand Council and-"
 * Soothsayer: "Keep in mind that even with such suspition, Millimer is still correct that it would not help to inconvinence the Grand Council for the sake of an easy exposure."
 * Icky: "Also, the plot forbids it."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ugh. Figures. Even when we get a bit wise he STILL has us in a vice. We'll have to be even more careful now."
 * Sir Millimer was secretly overhearing this.
 * Sir Millimer: "Well, that was close. It seems that I only serve to make them even more suspitious due to the ever present annoyence of actions speaking louder then words. I was lucky that their unwillingess to disrupt that dimention's polotics is what kept them from ultamately finding me out. But now I have to tread even MORE carefully then ever. Now my best shot to keep them at bay is to maintain the ponies' absolute trust. It'll be them that'll have the final word in this. So, I must become, a friend."
 * Sir Millimer: Now I must begin with jobs that can be done at it's very best. In fact... (He manages to notice Derpy carrying excessive things around)... I just found it. (Approaches)
 * Derpy: Oh, aren't you a very big catapiller?"
 * Sir Millimer: Millipede, actselly. You look like you're struggling.
 * Derpy: Yes. The holidays are always the hardest time of the job. Everypony piles up and fattens the post office with gifts and stuff. But I got it handled. (The stuff piled on top of her)... Maybe not.
 * Sir Millimer:... Then allow me. (He handles all of them very easily) I learned quite a lot in my time. And, seems pretty noticeable that a pony with a cutie mark of bubbles and a very clumsy demeanor is still working as mailpony. Not to mention many of these have the wrong date.
 * Derpy: OH DARN IT, NOT AGAIN!!! It's Matilda's and Cranky's wedding all over again?!
 * Sir Millimer: Plus much of it is fragile. (Claps and much of the fragile props shattered all over)
 * Derpy: Aw darn it all!!!
 * Sir Millimer: But do not worry. (Displays science-like magic that fixed the fragile mail, and corrected the date) The AUU offers compliments with it's nanorobotic repair and correction technology.
 * Derpy: Wowie-zowie! Thanks, sir!!! You really saved me from another scolding from my Boss, Cigar Smoke!
 * Sir Millimer: "Oh think nothing of it, I was passing on by and couldn't help but to notice you were in abit of a pickle. Also, Cigar Smoke? Sounds like a guy that doesn't seem fit to run the post office."
 * Derpy: Tell me about it. The only thing nice about his family is his more encouraging and nicer wife, Cigarette Smoke.
 * Sir Millimer: "If I'm not being rude, why is Mr. Smoke and his wife named like that? Do they have actual smoking drugs in their mouths?"
 * Derpy: "Yes."
 * Sir Millimer: ".... May I aslo asked why their parents NAMED them like that?"
 * Derpy: "They're business pony names."

Chapter 4: The HA Arrive/The Plan of Attack
Human Equestria
 * Human Applejack: Hold on, you two, you're not making no sense. What KIND of danger is Sunset in?
 * Marco: We're trying to figure that out. Hekapoo said there's an interdimensional creature that's been opening view portals into 277 dimensions... That she knows of. Said it must be planning something humongous.
 * Human Pinkie: (Scoffs) Hekapoo.
 * Star: Could be something worse than my sleep-portaling. Either way, it's bad news. (Another portal opens up)
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, what now? (The Heroes Act came in as humans or earthly animals)
 * Human Pinkie: OooOOOOOOOOooooooh.
 * Xandy: Wait... (Sees her barefeet)... Why do I have human feet?... Are we... (Human Pinkie gave them a large mirror)... HUMANS?!?
 * Zosimo: Well smack my now bare bottom and call me Percy! We must've ended up in a dimension with a quick-assimilation aura.
 * Hudson: "AWWW CRUD, I'M WINGLESS?!"
 * Hawkens: "..... I, am not, into the Hairless Ape look."
 * Ruther: "..... I don't feel that different."
 * Samantha: "Well, you're now without Rabodan qualities is the major factoid here, so basicly your human half just basicly took over."
 * Nytrox: (Was now a dog that barked crazily)
 * Xandy: And apparently not all of us are human. Calm down, Nyny. You're okay. You're just what I guess they call a 'dog' or something.
 * Marco: Who the Hekapoo are you guys?
 * Hawkens: "(Snickers), Hekapoo."
 * Xandy:... Star? Marco?
 * Star/Marco: XANDY?!
 * Human Rarity: Okay, hold on! What's going on? Who are you guys?
 * Marco: Kinda already asked that, toots.
 * Magnum: "Ah, yes. May as well ask since we're here..... Have any of you seen a swarm of insectoids come through here?"
 * Silence.....
 * Clifton: ".... Ya know Mags, given that we're humans now, if "Millipede" DID come here, he would've turned into a human and no one would notice."
 * Human Applejack: "OKAY, WHAT IN TARNATION'S GOING ON?!"
 * Clifton: Okay, look, we're after a crazy interdimensional menace.
 * Star: So are we. He's from your dimension?
 * Marco: Depends. Has he or she been viewing an uncertain number of dimensions?
 * Zorra: That's what the people of Pharagu said he does, yeah.
 * Star: Whew, we got our beast. And I thought we were gonna have to wander aimlessly for clues. Thanks, Xand.
 * Xandy: "(Shrugs) Happy to be a coincidence, Star."
 * Vancer: Sure, you guys are spared the quest thing.
 * Samantha: VANCER!!!
 * Vancer: HEY, I CAN'T HELP IT!!!
 * Tyberious Jr.: "Okay, I need to ask Vancer, why are you suddenly an asshole about how magic works?"
 * Vancer: "IT'S NOT EVEN ABOUT MAGIC, IT'S JUST........ My girlfriend's bringing her parents over for Banquet Day and, it's the for real first time I'm meeting them.... I'm stressed out about this that, I might end up being do this for a bloodly while by the time they arrive for the festivities...."
 * Zosimo: "..... Well why didn't ya done say anything, Vance?"
 * Vancer: "I typically like to keep my personal life and professional life seperate, thank you. You have any idea how d*****h villains can be if they know about your personal life?"
 * Clifton: "I over-relate to this when three of my greatest enemies tried to kidnap my family and Samantha, believe you me, I relate TOO much to that!"
 * Xandy: And as one who lost her parents to a villain, I can strongly relate.
 * Sci Twi: "Uh, excuse me? (The HA look at her) Meep! Uh, you were, talking about, an Insectiod you apply named "Lord Millipede"?"