Love and Truths

Love and Truths is the 14th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Finally alone, Shen and Celestia finally have that dream date Shen always wanted, though Celestia is more interested in just a quiet night, nothing exciting. Aside from Boss Wolf and the delusional Luna that unconditionally loves him, even though he just wants to stay friends, everything is perfect. But Darkness Qui, in a depressed rut, plots to find a way to finally get the villain teams together, then decides the greatest way to do it is to destroy the ultimate power of all: Love. Without it, heroes are unmotivated to stop darkness because of becoming selfish and uninterested, and thus, giving Darkness Qui a newfound chance of finally uniting the villain teams. But Cynder has no intention of letting Darkness Qui finding her one sure-fire way to destroy everything the Lodge has worked for for when she discovers her past really is linked to the evil alternate universal dragon so she desides to pull the plug on Darkness Qui's new plan and seek the answers from her past from Qui directly even if she has to go Avatar and brake evey bone in Darkness Qui's body for the truth and wants the louge, even Spyro, Sparx, Kairi and Riku to stay out of it. Will Cynder get the truth from her tragic past that she's despritely seeking or will Shen, Boss Wolf, and the Celestial sisters have a few nays in any of this?

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Gnomeo and Juliet Soundtrack- Hello Hello)

Chapter 1: A Beautiful Night In Equestria
The Canterlot Royal Garden. The Royal Canterlot Garden, a few nights eariler.
 * It is a peaceful night in Equestria, if you can really ignore the fact that a familiar evil alternate universal dragon is attempt to find a way to finally get the villain teams together, then decides the greatest way to do it is to destroy the ultimate power of all: Love. But of course this plan like all of her previous schemes have ended in failure and this time, at the hands of a member of the louge who had once been the leader of the villain leage who has gone avatar. Speaking of which we see Cynder in her avatar form and Darkness Qui colliding with eachother, horn, claw and tail end in a very feirce battle while Kairi, Spyro, Sparx, Riku, Shen, Boss Wolf and the Celestial Sisters watching the brutal battle between the dragons as Cynder narrited in the background.
 * Cynder: (Narriting) Well, here's my day so far: I've obtained more visions from my past, pulled the plug on Darkness Qui's latest plan only to cause more problems then it's worth and my friends got their butts kicked pretty good this time. Well I guess things cant get any worse then they all ready were huh? Oh that's right, I'm fighting for my life while an infuriated Darkness Qui is mad at me for butchering her latest plan to finally unie the villain teams to cause us even more problems while I was seeking answers from my past regarding her. Guess they can huh? Oh i know what your thinking: Didn't they do this show off the narration over premature spoilers for the finale thing in past episodes before? Well, it's not that it's bad, it just seems to appear at random. Don't worry, it's only for one of those big events episodes, depending on Tman's involvement. And, this would be one of them i guess. Plus how did it all came down to this you may ask? And like those such episodes, i think i may've jumped ahead. Let's start with a night just like this, only, alot more peaceful.
 * It was a charming night.
 * Seen in a outside table, is Celestia and Shen, enjoying a lovely dinner for too, a soup speically prepared by Discord, somewhat to Shen's relucence, but he was willing to ignor it for Celestia's sake.
 * Cynder: (Narraiting) It all began a few nights ago before my intense battle with Darkness Qui shortly after I put a fitting end to her latest plan which you'll find out later. Shen and Celestia were having a lovely dinner prepared by Discord while me, Spyro, Sparx, Riku an Kairi were in another part of the Canterlot Garden hanging out and talking about the upcoming Gala coming up.
 * Discord: Your dinner is served, my good chaps! (Magically makes food, but cuts his lion paw off in the process) Whoopsie. (Suddenly, the hand gets up and dances like Michigan J. Frog)
 * March Hare: (Appearing from nowhere) Oy, that crazy joke again. (Disappears as quickly.)
 * Discord: "Uh, sorry about that. (Grabs hand), I'll just, be on my way again."
 * Discord vanished!
 * Lord Shen: "Celestia, i couldn't had asked for a better way to make amends for my, negitive reactions of being obscured from the truth some times ago then having a romantic dinner..... I mean, aside from, him making dinner, but for your sake, i can at least tolerate his antics at best."
 * Celesita: Yes, I know you normaly find it hard to tolerate his antics, but he really means well and there is no harm in his humor.... The Majority of the time. Yes, he can neglect to remove a Cotton Candy Chocolate milk rain Cloud from time to time when he makes himself a snack, but i think he is imporving quite nicely. Plus, i think Pinkie has no problem with that minor flaw.
 * Lord Shen: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, i wonder why?"
 * Celestia: "(Giggles), i know exactly what you mean. Pinkie is okay with this one flaw clearly for different reasons of indulging herself in chocolate milk."
 * Suddenly, a lampshade appears on Shen's head with Discord as a lightbolb
 * Discord: "A woman can appresiate a man that can make her laugh."
 * Shen shuts off the light, as the lampshade vanishes.
 * Lord Shen: "I must fairly warn everyone my vast tolerence does have a limit, and only few can quickly make me reach my boiling point. That makes you one of them Discord, i must calmly ask you refraign from being, yourself usual wacky self for the rest of the night?"
 * Discord reappears.
 * Discord: "Ok, i know when the act is starting to get alittle old. But allow me to finish off the show, in a song."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh bother."
 * Discord brought the garden statues to life as this music starts to play.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, admitingly nice, but please tell me Black Kat has showed you how to make inanimate objects, inanimate again by now?"
 * Discord: Indeed she has, Shen.
 * Lord Shen: "Then turn them back to non-living statues."
 * Discord: My apologies Shen. (snaps his fingers and makes the statues non-living again)
 * Lord Shen: Thank you.
 * Discord: "Your welcome."
 * Discord vanishes.
 * Lord Shen: "Now, Celestia, on the topic about the up coming Gala, i heard it's going to be quite an event. Alot of the lougers are looking forword to it."
 * Celesita: Yes, especally Taiku, Spyro, Sparx and Kairi.
 * Lord Shen: I hear Taiku's quite a fanfiction star now isn't he? How did he got involve in that short of thing?
 * Celesita: Well did either Kairi or Spyro tell you and the other lougers about his documentay about the success of his fanfiction career, Taiku: Behind the Legend?
 * Lord Shen: "Well Cynder has a bad habit of not informing me of everything now-a-days."
 * Celestia: "Well, would you like me to show you? Shining Armor got the special autograth DVD release of the documentory."
 * Lord Shen: Of course I do.
 * Celestia and Shen got off, taking the soup with them.
 * Lord Shen: "Though i must asked, have you noticed Luna has been looking at Boss Wolf in, a certain look recently?"
 * Celestia: Yes, Luna's behaving rather odd lately round Boss Wolf lately.
 * Lord Shen: But I'd like to know, What do Kairi, the Purple one and his dragonfly know about Taiku's fanfiction success story documentary that me and the other lougers dont?
 * Celestia: Because they are in it along with Tai, Kari, Twilight, Spike, Myself and Luna.
 * Lord Shen: "Really?"
 * Discord: (Appears) I'm also in it too. (Vanishes again)
 * Lord Shen: "I really need to catch up with this modern go-go universe."

Chapter 2: Luna's New Crush
Meanwhile. flash back. reality. In canterlot castle. outside. Cutaway Realty (This plays.)
 * Boss Wolf is seen relaxing on the ground, looking at the Moon.
 * Boss Wolf: "Ahh..... Now i may've seen moons before, but never had Equestia's moon been extra beautiful today. Espeically from someone who's part of a speices that's assusiated with moons."
 * Then Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Cynder and Riku appeared.
 * Spyro: Hey, B.W. Is it ok if we join you?
 * Boss Wolf: "Ah, no worries. It's so peaceful when a random threat doesn't show up."
 * Kairi: (Giggles) That's true.
 * Spyro, Kairi, Sparx, Cynder and Riku made themselfs confortable on the ground and gaze at the moon with Boss Wolf.
 * Boss Wolf: "So, what's on your mind guys?"
 * Cynder: "(Sigh), I have to admit something.... I can't stop thinking about Qui and her betrayal to us in that Robotic Dino park. She almost tricked us about destroying the QP virus, but she didn't. And she puts it a step further pulling that stunt she did getting herself another virus like QP and gave Dr. Nefarious the virus and ruined some of our friends gaming exspearience and almost killed them in the progress."
 * Boss Wolf: "Still on about that?"
 * Cynder: "That's not all. I been getting those same visions for some time now. It's like, something or someone is trying to tell me something. It's like, the Divines are trying to decode some secret for me to discover?"
 * Kairi: Yeah and I hear Rachet is furious, saying that Nefarious had gone too far this time with messing with Omicorn.
 * Boss Wolf: "Sounds like he and Doctor Dorkious have some history togather, huh?"
 * Spyro: "From what i could understand."
 * Sparx: "So Cynder, your still ticked off about Qui? We should've known she would still be a bitch. Get over it."
 * Cynder: "It's because i onced saved her life from those mutants she made back in late season 1... It all started back after i got her out of there...."
 * Darkness Qui: "I don't suppose your gonna get your crazy on with the whole "i know you" junk, are you? If so, i doubt this is a wonderful time for it.'
 * Cynder: "Luckly for you, it's not. Because the creations of your greed might be on the verge to break out and massacure Gongmen! my concern is to make sure you won't become a victim of your own desprations!"
 * Darkness Qui was surprised.
 * Darkness Qui: "Odd, if something were to go bad in the universe i came from caused by the heroes that exsited, they would let the dishaster destroy me. Why, and how is this universe different?"
 * Cynder: "Because our universe is not a war-torn dishaster area, nor does it have a time were villains were dominating everything. We're not interested in destroying all forms of evil unless they go too far. We do believe in just imprisoning all evil, great or lesser."
 * Darkness Qui: " But why, when you know villains would come back eventally?"
 * Cynder: "Our justice system may not be perfect, or anything like how the alternate does things, but, we do believe in not having over-kill punishments, and forgiveness, and second chances. though some may doubt it, or may never accept, or other various reasons, one should not be doubtful of the good that may exsit."
 * Darkness Qui: ".... Interesting philosify. Good luck telling the alternate grand council something like that though, they are almost dangeriously and fataly strict on crime there!"
 * Cynder: "Can you blame them? You and a certain tyrantic salamander ruined lifes, maybe even took some away."
 * Darkness Qui: "Why tell me this even though you know perfectly well i won't take your words seriously?"
 * Cynder: "Maybe not now, or tomorrow, the future is secretive on the fate of everyone, villain, or hero. maybe you will stay on your path forever, or maybe, it might surprise everyone, even you."
 * Cynder: "And when Qui saved us from that endless wave of Robotic dinosaurs, and when i thought she finally destroyed the Qui Program... I thought it was a sign for her to change... And maybe, i can get an answer who she is..... But i was wrong.... It was all just so she can pull a fast one.... Why must villains be so selfish and stupid?"
 * Sparx: Well I wanna know is what did that jerk Xerxes did to turn Qui into such a double crossing monster. Of course all villains, their little agendas and threat plans are like weeds. The minute we stomp one out, a new one just sprouts in it's place.
 * Spyro: Yeah, from what we've seen since we joined the louge after robbing the Villain Leage of Dark Cynder and me became it's substitude leader along with the start of the entire chronicle series, the Divines arent doing a good job keeping the Uu's oc villainy in line.
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, least there's us. We seem to be doing a fairly good job if you ask me."
 * Riku: That's true.
 * Kairi: By the way, have you seen us in Taiku's fanfiction sucess story document, Taiku: Behind the Legend?
 * Boss Wolf: "I am not much of a TV wolf."
 * Spyro: "Well, let us have a chance to explain, you see-"
 * Luna magicly appeared.
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh hey PL. S'up?"
 * Boss Wolf and everyone else noticed Luna was in a slimming dress and very frou-frou make-up.
 * Boss Wolf: "The hell?"
 * Cynder: "Luna? Since when are you like the Alicorn equilivilent of Rarity?"
 * Riku: Hey, Cynder. I think I know why Luna's wearing that dress.
 * Sparx: Hey Luna, since your here, we were just talking about Taiku: Behind the Legend since you, Celestia, Twilight, Spike, Spyro, Me, Kairi and Discord are in it?
 * Luna didn't responded, and approuced Boss Wolf.
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, Luna? Why are you looking at me?"
 * Luna said nothing.
 * Boss Wolf: "What? Do i have something stuck in my teeth? Do my pits still stink? (Sniffs his armpit for a minute) Nope, still got that deoderent."
 * Luna just stared at Boss Wolf.
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh.... Your starting to make me feel uneasy."
 * Luna: "(Ahem), Boss of Wolfs, thu of manly musle and greatest appresiation of nights, son of the night, canine of courage and valor, creature of fpack, leader of a wolf army, beast of cunning and stragity, and an indian symbol of purest of virtues."
 * Boss Wolf: "......... The junk's with the speech?"
 * Luna: "Boss of Wolfs, i have come to ask a valued request of upmost greatness."
 * Boss Wolf; "Ok, but please start calling me Boss Wolf. I mean, i'm sure i have a real name, but Dreamworks neglected to actselly do that, So i'm called by what i do, being a wolf boss. Ergo, Boss Wolf."
 * Luna: "Boss Wolf, i came for offer a most rare of royal requests of princesses. I sought a life-long companian of romanice in my immortal life. For a time too great, i had never exspearience, loved. It's been in my mind since dearest of nieces Candence has found Shining Armor, and more so with Celestia and her romance with Shen, lord of peacocks. Now, i seek such a form of happiness."
 * Boss Wolf: ".......Uh, what're you saying?"
 * Luna: "Boss Wolf, would you, take my hoof in a more magical friendship, and be as the common pony would, my speical somepony?"
 * Boss Wolf: "............. WHHHHAAAAAAAAAAT!?"
 * Others: "Oh damn!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, i have to be honest here, uh, without hurting your feelings, but to be blunt and clear as possable.... No."
 * Luna: "You would.... Refuse such a rare request?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, you a nice dame, and got a nice body for, a miniture magical horse, but, you one time went insane with night obcession with that Nightmare Moon bis at least 2 times, a thound years ago before, and after your banishment, and when the leage attacked Equestia for the first time along with the appearence of other villain teams, and a 3rd time if you count Nightmare Moon's brief camio in the Pteradactyl episode. Bottomline, it's not a good idea to date someone with a dangerious alternate personally, i mean, one bad step on my part, and BOOM! You gone nuts again. Sorry, but that's a challnage even i have to pass on."
 * Luna sighed down.
 * Sparx: "Oh nuts...."
 * Luna got happy again!
 * Luna: "HAZZAH! I BEEN TOLD MEN CAN PLAY HARD TO GET?! SO I BEEN TOLD TO PERSIST UNTIL THEY CAN'T RESIST ANYMORE?!"
 * Boss Wolf: ".....Uh oh."
 * Boss Wolf made a run for it!
 * Riku: Something tells me Cupid's arrow had strucked Luna's heart deeply.
 * Sparx: Ok, I know this is a Luna wants Boss Wolf story going on here.
 * Luna: "Boss Wolf! Please! Give love a chance!"
 * Luna chased him!
 * Boss Wolf screams as he run as fast as he could to lose a persuing Luna!
 * Shen and Celestia were walking to the Canterlot Royal Movie theater when they heard the screams.
 * Shen: "Oh no, trouble this soon."
 * Shen brought out his spear.
 * Lord Shen: "Come Celestia, we have to make quick work so we can resume our date."
 * Celestia: "Right behind you Shen."
 * Lord Shen: It seems Master Taiku's document will have to wait untill we get this mess taken care of.
 * Lord Shen and Celestia ran out of the hallway.
 * the other lougers appeared.
 * Trixie: "Ok, what is wrong this time?"
 * Icky: "Yeah, i was trying to sleep when suddenly, i heard screams. What gives?"
 * Shen and Celestia appeared.
 * Lord Shen: "Whoever it was, someone innosent is being attacked, and we shall make fast work of it."
 * Spongebob (sounding tough): "It's on! (cracks his knuckles)."
 * Squidward: "Oh let's just waste the sorry barnicle respondsable for interupting my beauty sleep and be done with it."
 * Sparx: Guys, it's not an attack. It's...kind of...Cupid's way of torturing Boss Wolf.
 * Lord Shen: Say what now?
 * Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN!!! Luna's flirting with me!
 * Lord Shen:...(He and Celestia laugh) Are you serious? You can't be serious. You must be making this up.
 * Celestia: I don't think he is, Shen. Look. (They see Luna in her attire)
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, things have officially gone weirder than ever.
 * SpongeBob: Luna is flirting with Boss Wolf?
 * Squidward: Oh, great, another one of Cupid's torturous ways with us. He tries it on SpongeBob and Sandy, he tried it with Kairi and Sora, he tried it with Shen and Celestia, he tried it with Iago and Thundera, he tried it with Icky and Gilda, he tried it with Fidget and Trixie........ Almost, he...kind of tried it with Spyro and Cynder, and now he's trying it on Luna and Boss Wolf? What's next, will he try it with Po and Tigress?
 * Tigress: (Punches Squidward)
 * Squidward:...Ow!
 * Icky: "Gees Luna, where did the outfit and the make-up came from?"
 * Luna: "Thou all are familier with the works of the one called "Rarity", correct?"
 * Spongebob: Since when did Luna asked Rarity to make her a dress?
 * Riku: Isent it obvious, Spongebob? Me, Sparx, Spyro, Kairi and Cynder know what Luna's got that's making her chase Boss Wolf, the 'L' word.
 * Icky: Luna's got lepercy?
 * Patrick: "Luna's gone loco?"
 * Kaa: "Luna's got liam desise?"
 * Trixie: "Luna has Loose change?"
 * Gilda: "No, no, no, you quadtripble dweebs! Lay down before you hurt yourselfs. Luna's got the hots for B.W."
 * Trixie: "Par-don? Luna's in love, with a wolf? But we ponies are herbivores and wolfs eat meat. In some senses, creatures like ponies ARE meat!"
 * Lord Shen: "I'll assured you Boss Wolf has a sense of sentience and a civilised mannor that controls all meat-cumsomtion of hervorivious animals."
 * Trixie: "I'm just saying it seems, somewhat against what nature intended. It's like a Seal falling in love with a Great White Shark."
 * Seal: (Talking to a Great White, dubbed as Timon) Kathy Blood Predatora Chomper Donny Shark? Would you do me the honor of...becoming...MY BRIDE? (The Great White chomps him)
 * Shark: (Dubbed as Shenzi) I don't think so!
 * Icky: "Well love's not the type to do what nature saids sometimes..... Nor does it to Tridition, feuds, royal degrees, or anything that would say different for that matter. Lovw is rebelious to what the norm and rules would say. Just ask Romieo and Juliet. You think cause of being from families that hated eachother, you think that would apply to them too, yet, they don't see the point of that hatred bullshit."
 * Celestia: "Sometimes hatred happens for no clear or strong enough reason, and nothing can ever justify it. Hatred is the reason why there is so much heartbreak and brokeness in the universe."
 * Icky: "And it led Romy and Juley wanted to kill themselfs. Morbid ain't it?"
 * Boss Wolf: "We're off topic guys!? I kinda have a reason why i am not really interested in-"
 * Spongebob: "Ah, Say Almore, A princess, and a Wolf commander in paradise."


 * Boss Wolf: "Guys, seriously, your not listening to me?!"
 * Icky: "Oh chill-ax bro. It's not bad to have a chick all-over you like syrup on pancakes."
 * Boss Wolf: "Guys, i am not that interested in Luna."
 * Spongebob: "Oh why not, you shy kidder?"
 * Boss Wolf: "ARE WE FORGETTING IN ONE SMALL MISTAKE, SHE CAN BECOME A PSYCOTIC NIGHT-OBCESSED DEATH GODDESS ALTERNATE PERSONA?!"
 * Silence.
 * Icky: ".... That would be somewhat of a turn off. Psycotic Alternate Personalies can be the death of you when you least expect them."
 * Lord Shen: "Now, now, Boss Wolf. Celestia has always insisted us that they have THAT quirk very well in check and under control, so Luna is very well safe to court with."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well considering Batula and the Leage managed to get Nightmare back before, i am not taking that chance?!"
 * Boss Wolf makes a run for it!
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry Luna, he's been bachuler for some time now, he's playing hard to get."
 * Luna: (Sighs) Well, yeah.
 * Celestia: Luna? How long have you had this coming to you?
 * Luna: Well, I don't know. Boss Wolf seems to be a great leader, and a great associate to Shen. Since I first met him, he seemed...well...nice to me. Nicer than Twilight was to me back on Nightmare Night. Of course I never knew what happened with you, Shen, and Cobra back then since I was still on the moon at the time. But when I saw Boss Wolf for the first time...he looked like a nice guy. I've been trying to get his attention ever since.
 * Celestia: Why didn't you tell me?
 * Luna: I was scared.
 * Icky: "Oh what, you didn't think she was gonna be like Trixie and give you that Carnivores and Hervivores can't be togather crap, did you?"
 * Luna: "Actselly, it was for.... Different reasons."
 * Kairi: Well, I think this is all going well.
 * Luna: "I persisted as much as i can... But he still resists.... You don't think he's afraid of, who i once was, do you?"
 * Trixie: "Well he clearly mentioned before that he's-"
 * Icky: Oh right, paranormal fear of Luna's evil ego. Is there anything fear can and cannot do these days?
 * Trixie: "Prehistoric dunderhead, Trixie wasn't finished!"
 * Icky: Sorry, (Dubbed as Julien) Please continue.
 * Trixie: "Oh, Trixie was gonna say what the bird already mentioned anyway."
 * Mushu: "From what i got, it doesn't look like B.W. is going to give in to Cupid's arrows so easily. We need a plan people."
 * Squidward: "Oh couldn't this wait till tomorrow? I'm going back to bed." (Leaves).
 * Po: "Yeah, this gonna need to wait until morning, alot of us still need shut-eye. Tomorrow's a big day, i mean, we been invited to help out with the decerations of the Upcoming Gala, and it's gonna be awesome?!"
 * Spongebob: "Well i suppose we're gonna need some rest if we're gonna help out a romance problem."
 * Spyro: "You guys go ahead, me, Cynder, Riku, Sparx, and Kairi are gonna stay up for alittle while longer."
 * Icky: "Fine by us. Just don't stay up so late you get bags with bags under your eyes."
 * With that the lougers but Spyro's group left.
 * Spyro: So, you guys wanna see Taiku's documentry?
 * Lord Shen: "Oh how convinent, i am viewing it with Celestia."
 * Spyro's group and Shen and Celestia left.
 * Luna stayed outside.
 * Luna's thoughts: "How am i gonna win Boss Wolf over?"

Chapter 3: Darkness Qui's New Plan and Cynder's Detirmination
Qui's pyrimid. Music is heard as Qui begins to sing, as she discovers the plan to harm the lougers, through love and Princess Candence. Qui's plan is explain in the song.
 * Celisus and Narcotic walk torwords Qui's room.
 * Celisus: "(Groans), Miss Qui is gonna kill us this time."
 * Narcotic: "Oh i'm sure it's not that bad."
 * Celisus: "Listen, I want to be able to avoid being smacked around by Qui again, so when we go in there, don't say ANY thing stupid."
 * Narcotic: "Okie Dokie Pal!"
 * Celisus: "Narcotic, this is serious."
 * Narcotic: "Oh. Ok. (Ahem). (Sounding Serious) Okie Dokie pal. I'm Serious now. This is my serious voice."
 * Celisus: "Ok."
 * Narcotic: "I'm Serious McSeriouson. I'm so serious, even the jokes i tell are serious."
 * Celisus: "Uh, quite. Let's just-"
 * Narcotic: "How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbalb? 1. Because Gender Steriotypes based on haircolor are totally unfair and sexest."
 * Celisus had an awkword face.
 * Celisus: "Oooooo..... K. Moving right along now."
 * Celisus and Narcotic enter Qui's room.
 * Darkness Qui was resting on a make-shift thrown.
 * Darkness Qui: "Ahh, Celisus, Narcotic, have anything to report? How did Nefarious do? Did we bagged some lougers?"
 * Celisus: "(Nervious laughing), Well, you see, the thing about that is-"
 * Narcotic: "Nefarious's virus failed and got destroyed."
 * Darkness Qui: "WHAT?! YOU TWO HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO BRING ANOTHER VIRUS HERE?!"
 * Celisus: "I am sorry your eleigence, perhaps the good doctor underestimated the fools and failed cause of his own imcomidence."
 * Narcotic: "Not really though entirely. They used the virus' choas against Dr. Nefarious and the crazy penguin kicked the virus' butt. Celisus is just saying that is so you won't kick his butt again cause on how imcomident we are and that Nefarious is not here and we're the closest thing for you to harm."
 * Celisus: "GROCK?! Narcotic?! I asked you not to say anything stupid?!"
 * Narcotic: "I'm not. I'm just telling the truth. If i wanted to say something stupid, i do something like this. (Begins to do a stupid dance) TIKI-TACKIE-TIKI-TACKIE TACKIE-TACKIE-TACKIE-DO?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Grr, QP, HIT HIM?!"
 * QP appeared, and smacked Celisus!
 * Darkness Qui: "Tonight is a serious disappointment. As i explained time and time again. FAILURE IS NOT, AN OPITION?!"
 * Narcotic: "But, what if we DO fail?"
 * Darkness Qui: "QP?!"
 * QP smacks Celisus again, and punches him into a wall!
 * Narcotic: "All i'm saying is, you can't really rule out failure as an opition. Making Failure impossable, is, a logical impossability in of itself. (Narcotic continues his explanation while Celisus gets hurt)."
 * Celisus: "Why do i get hit when HE said something?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Cinatics. When one is partnered with an idiot sidekick, the friend of said side-kick suffers the punishment to encourage the punishedy to apply disipleeane."
 * Celisus: "I see.... Well, in that case, that cake we stolen for you has effected your womanly figure!"
 * QP attackes and beats up Celisus!
 * Celisus: "Why did i get hit THAT TIME?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Because i blamed Narcotic for that comment. (Sighs), why do you two have to be the only ones i have in the villain's act aresenal?"
 * Narcotic: "Well if it wasn't for those misfits we would've united the teams by now."
 * Celisus: "Shut up Narcotic."
 * Darkness Qui: "(Sigh), i wish we still have the good old days where we always won. Where did those good ol' days gone to?"

Meanwhile
 * Darkness Qui: "Now, we must get and corrupt Candence to steal away all of the love in this united universe."
 * Celisus: "But first, we need to sneak-in Equestia without being seen?"
 * Narcotic: Camofauging?
 * Darkness Qui: "Hmm, simple, but doable. Celisus, is the ship capable of disguising itself?"
 * Celisus: "But alchorse, my leadge, the adjustment was added last week for such an event craftiness is required."
 * Darkness Qui: All and all I hope for all three our sakes currupting Candence is worth the hassle. Besides what could possible go wrong to cause this like my previous schemes to be doomed to failure?
 * Celisus wispers: "Clearly, she has not embraced the existnce of karma."
 * Darkness Qui: What was that Celisus?
 * Celisus: "I said, uh, nothing could stop us now!"
 * Darkness Qui: Indeed. Narcotic? How far are we on corruption?
 * Narcotic: Well, I have been secretly hiding a raygun with a high-concentrated neuron ray which can alter the brain functions of it's target, and either reverse them, or alter them. It's a Psychogitor.
 * Celsius: A Psychogitor? Isn't that technology illegal?
 * Narcotic: Yes, but I tell you, it wasn't easy for QP to get this for us. I think it's the last one in existence.
 * Darkness Qui: "Nice, but we need to be able to know if Miss Candence is even suitable of corruption. I hear Alicorns are remarkability pure. That thing is plan a."
 * Celisus: "Then what quilifies as plan b?"
 * Darkness Qui: "I'll let everyone in on a secret, i have been practicing Corruption magic ever since that Skeetrazoid madness. Cause thanks to my failure to learn it sooner, the lougers wouldn't have been able to remove our skeetrazoid amry priliages so easily. Oh well, they were useless anyway thanks to their fear of pestisides. But still, i would've been able to corrupt that brat Ztingerella in our side by now had i learn it earlier.... But back on the subject, should tecknowedgy fail us, i'll have to conjure up the strongest corruption spell apawn that little Alicorn."
 * Celisus: "A brillient Plan B, your Elligence."
 * Narcotic: One curious question though, should we put the Cadence corrupting spell on hold untill we do something about lougers since karma doesn't turn...
 * Celisus: Don't spoil the moment for her Narcto ya dummy.
 * Narcotic: "Sorry."
 * Darkness Qui: "Them, i'll deal with in approbeate time. I hear they'll be all too busy, being bubblely, preparing for some upcoming party. While so, we'll sneak in, and SNAG THAT LITTLE PINK ALICORN BITCH! I promise you, this is gonna be what finally gets the knife to stab the forces of light in that back, fatally."
 * Darkness Qui begins to laugh maniacly!

Dawn. Reforming Monistery.
 * Cynder gasps in terror due to her medditating as Qui's evil laughter ehcos.
 * Cynder: I have to warn the others.
 * The rest of the lougers were yawning.
 * Icky: "Aw, what a night. Great sleep. Now, how's old Bossman Wolf doing?"
 * Snoring is heard.
 * the lougers found Boss Wolf hiding in a dumpster from Luna all night and he is there when he must've eventally fall asleep when on recon for the love struck Princess.
 * Icky: "Ok, now this is just sad."
 * Squidward: "Not to mention he's gonna smell like garbage all week."
 * Shifu: "Someone wake him up."
 * Dodger: And someone give him a bath, he smells worse then Human Fagin.
 * Everyone looks at Crane.
 * Crane: "Oh dear."
 * Boss Wolf was snoring, then begins to whimper.
 * Boss Wolf (Sleep talk): "No, please! I don't want to be the groom of nightmare moon! I don't want to be king of enturnal night!I want a divorce! help?!"
 * Boss Wolf wimpers again.
 * Icky: Woah! B.W.'s getting more paranoid of Nightmare Moon then ever.
 * Po: "Ok Crane, wake up B.W."
 * Crane knocks over the dumpster, as a flood of garbage slides over, with a now awaken screaming Boss Wolf, covered in garbage with a banana peel on his face.
 * Boss Wolf: MOM!
 * Gilda, Trixie, Fidget, the Hyenas, Icky and Iago began to laugh out of control!
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, hardy-har-har! It is to freakin' laugh.
 * Iago: Still can't take the pressure of Luna being head over hooves for you?
 * Boss Wolf: YES!!! It's so rediculous! How in the hell could a princess of the night POSSIBLY fall in love with a wolf like me?!?
 * Squidward: Beats me. Maybe she's been trying to get your attention since she first met you.
 * Boss Wolf: SERIOUSLY?!? She's done that since she first met me?
 * Lord Shen appears
 * Lord Shen: That's what she said, yes. She never told us, neither, because she was scared for a few reasons.
 * Boss Wolf: Still, I am NOT gonna be available for a princess who recently planned to declare eternal night ever since she grew bitter and jealous of the ponies sleeping during the night.
 * the Main 6 appeared after over-hearing the comotion.
 * Twilight: Well, it's not just that that made her jealous. As explained in our MLP comic books, we found out that these Nightmare Forces took control of her, and wanted to take over Equestria.
 * Rarity: Yes, it was truly horrifying. They were haunting us with horrid nightmares that we couldn't take. They abducted me, and took me to the moon where they corrupted me into this...(Shutters)...evil Nightmare queen. I don't even wanna THINK about that awful moment.
 * Lord Shen: You guys have your own comic books?
 * Applejack: Yep. One of them told us a story about how we dealt with Queen Chrysalis a second time. They abducted Applebloom and her friends, and we were forced to search for them. But thanks to Chrysalis' stupid changlings, we were so angry at each other we split up. But soon, things worked out in the end. And that story 'bout those Nightmare Forces was just the second. Our next one will focus on my big brother, Big Macintosh. I dunno' what he'll go through, but we'll find out soon.
 * Boss Wolf:...Okay, I still won't take any chances. What if those Nightmare Forces come back?
 * Twilight: They won't. They're not dark anymore. We made sure of that.
 * Boss Wolf: Well, I heard rumors that the 4th season of MLP will see the return of Nightmare Moon, and that's why I'm never gonna go out with her. I can't bear to see what she'll do by then.
 * Icky: "Actselly B.W., alot of Bronies seem to believe that's a going into a past through memories episode. I honestly don't know how they can tell that through the animatics considering it's a bunch of damn doodles, but that IS what is popularly believed."
 * Rarity: "Well, Hasbro asked us not to reveil any more infomation on the matter of the 4th season episodes, so we can't really confirm if that thorey is correct or not."
 * Applejack: "Guess we're waitin' till November then."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well until i know for sure, i just can't risk it."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh Boss Wolf, i know Luna can be, um, over-wealming, but, she's really not a bad pony. Ok, maybe really, really, really out of touch with Equestia, considering she still talks with at Equestian Mutten talk at certain times, and, the royal canterlot voice, but, she's not really such a bad pony.... Well, maybe, unintentionally awkword at times, but, i'm sure she's great."
 * Rarity sniffs, and gasps in disgust!
 * Rarity: "My goodness?! What in the name of the Equestian Tartarus is that smell?!"
 * SpongeBob: Boss Wolf has been hiding from Luna in a dumpster. He was in there so long, he fell asleep. Seems like I need to clean up some more. (Gets in a bathtub, absorbs the water, and comes out) BATH DELIVERY!!!
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! (SpongeBob barfs the water, and sprays it all over Boss Wolf) AHHBURUUBUUBURRUUBURUBUBUBURRUBUBURRUBUBU!!! (It stops, and Boss Wolf gasps for air)...UHGH!!! I HATE WATER!!!
 * Rarity: But at least the smell is gone.
 * Shifu: Yeah, but SpongeBob may've disrupted the wall's integrity. (The wall crumbles to pieces, and Luna appears on the other side)
 * Luna: BW!!!
 * Boss Wolf: OH, DOUBLE WOLF!!!!
 * Boss Wolf made a run for it!
 * Trixie: "And the record player repeats itself again."
 * Cynder: GUYS!!! (Appears from the other side of the wall) Guys, Darkness Qui is on the move again!
 * Twilight: What?
 * Cynder: She's planning to corrupt Princess Cadance, and use her to destroy our love, and take away our will to fight. We have to do something immediately!
 * Twilight: Cadance? How are they gonna corrupt her? They don't even have any corruption powder like the Villain League has.
 * Cynder: Well, they have this gun that alters personalities, but Qui also says she has a corruption spell that she learned during that whole Skeeterazoid fiasco. We need to go warn Cadance!
 * Po: Well, that's easy. She lives at the Crystal Empire, so we should surely find her there, right?
 * Twilight: I don't think so. She left the Empire for 3 days recently. She's gone to help Celestia's construction ponies build a reforming monsistery on an island 5 miles from Manehatten. Apparently, she was needed to put a shield over the place after it somehow got flooded by vodka rain with steel wool clouds. Don't know how THAT would happen.
 * Discord: That seems pretty odd. But I assure you, it wasn't me. My magic is not as chaotic as whoever conjured THAT up. Someone must want it to be destroyed.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, we'll deal with that in due time. What we NEED to focus on is warning Cadance before Qui gets to her.
 * Candence: "Alittle to the left."
 * Some contruction Unicorns were moving a newly constracted steel wall to a big hole in the wall.
 * Candence: "Almost there...."
 * Shining Armor is seen with the Foremare.
 * Shining Armor: "What kind of force would try to attack the monistery?"
 * Foremare: "Ah, maybes it's just some rouge weather from Everfree. Remember when clouds from that place rained chocolate covered toads in the Cristail Empire for days?"
 * Shining Armor: Yeah, THAT was crazy.
 * Construction Unicorn: At least it would've been better if it rained CHOCOLATE frogs. Like the ones on the Harry Potter franchise? That would be appatizing.
 * Princess Cadance: Please, Iron Core, just resume your work. We don't need anymore accidents like what happened before that alcohol flood. Besides, what kind of twisted mind would create steel wool clouds that rain vodka? That stuff is TOO inappropriate for a world like ours.
 * Shining Armor: Besides Discord?
 * Princess Cadance: Yeah, besides him. If it WERE to be him, he would've flooded the place with chocolate milk. But let's at least be thankful we have some protection from that chaotic magic. (Suddenly, Twilight teleports there with the Mane 6, and the Shell Lodge)
 * Twilight: Cadance.
 * Princess Cadance: Twilight!
 * Icky: Here it comes again.
 * Twilight and Cadance: Sunshine, sunshine, ladybugs awake! Clap your hooves, and do a little shake!
 * Shining Armor: Hey, Twi. What's up.
 * Spyro: Well, we came to warn you about Darkness Qui.
 * Princess Cadance: You mean that Alternate UUniversal dragon-like creature that attacked you during your trip to that robot dinosaur park? What about her?
 * Cynder: She's come to capture you, and corrupt you into destroying all the love in the UUniverses so we won't have the will to fight.
 * Shrek: And I don't think even your shield will protect you from her.
 * Candence: "What? Isn't that alittle extreme even for her?"
 * Icky: "We're just as flabbergasted as you are."
 * Po: "It's even worse she wants to destroy love! That in throey, would really and seriously can mess up the balence of all things!"