Stars of Piracy

Xandy, Magnum, and the Lougers are summoned to Urex by a self-rightious moon govener Governor Foul Cheese, to capture a Jack Sparrow like pirate who rotinely plagues the moon for reasons no one understands aside that Cheese thinks he's just stealing for self gain. This particular pirate is an old Villains Act accomplice by the name of Captain Axxus and his Axxus crew, a massive array of pirates, most of the crew being Starbots. However, outside of being a smart alacky jerk, he's not doing things out of direct malevolent intentions, having discover he has mostly forsaken Villain Act-like loyalties, or more so, never even had any, and has been sort've a piratey robin hood for a much poorer moon Mrex, a near-neglected and bullied place by Cheese. He also has a unsure, overly protactive daughter. Her name is Sacen Axxus, who has been trying to show her father that piracy doesn't pay since they are actually in competition with another space pirate crew lead by the greedy Captain Rarxter and his crew of giant primate pirates, who were secretly hired by Foul Cheese to plauge Axxus and to try and destroy him, which instead has been stealing Axxus' treasure countless times just for the riches alone and doesn't really care for Cheese's empty promises. But little do all of them know is that Rarxter is trying to steal not just gold, but a device that could allow him to steal all the riches in the AUU: Captain Lamistan's Stargate, which is a big portal that can allow any pirate to go anywhere and steal anything until Captain Lamistan himself was executed by police forces who hid the Stargate somewhere where no pirate can find it. It's not long until Rarxter actually finds the Stargate. However, little did Rarxter realises that once he does, he'll unknowingly awake Lamistan from a cursed death like slumber and unlease a vengeful spirit apawn the AUU, and possability doomed the Original Universe of yet another unstoppable evil pirate lord worse then Taiklar, only tecnologicaly advanced. Will Xandy, Magnum, and the Shell Lodge Squad defeat Rarxter and the Lamistan spirit, and help Captain Axxus give up his criminal life? Well, we're doubtful of Axxus wanting to give up being a pirate, but we know this is gonna be very interesting anyway.

Transcript
Intro (Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song) Coming soon...

Chapter 1: The Pirate of Urex
AUU Portal, Original UUniverses Secretly, through a cauldron. Back to the Van. Vinzotyx Space A few minutes later... Hidden Hallway Briefing Room. Urex. A city. Govener's Office. Cutaway Present AUU Currency Troupe Bank, 5 hours later... SS Axxus Ship Hangar Hall Hangar Hallway Outside of the Bank. Cutaway Present Axxus' ship. Foul Cheese's office.
 * Mr. Dodo: Approaching the Alternate UUniversal Portal right now. Brece yourselves.
 * Gilda: I have to admit we haven't been in the Alternate UUniverses for a while....In fact, we've never been there since we saved it from the Villains Act. That means this is our second time here.
 * Icky: We haven't even seen much of the Alternate UUniversals that we met there. Haven't exactly seen Xandy. We haven't even asked what she and Magnum were up to in the Heroes Act. I mean, I remember this too well because...well...it's where me and Gilda got together.
 * Gilda: Yep.
 * Shifu: Well, the Alternate UUniversal Grand Council has sent us to get the Heroes Act together before we reach the Nexx Tower. Apparently, they want us to help them with a crime spree that is too difficult for any governor to handle.
 * Fidget: I'm confused why they would ask help from us. They've got their own team of heroes, why not just send them?
 * Batty: Well, this is OUR show, and it stands to reason that we have to appear in each episode, even when characters and other heroes are worthy enough to handle it themselves. Can't argue with the logic of character roles.
 * Fidget: Yeah, that makes a bit of sense.
 * Po: "Wait. Wasn't there suppose to be an episode where-"
 * Icky: "Uh, let's just say, Tman and the Main Producer had another bad falling out, so, there's a serious canon recon. We're doing this now. I know it's sudden and weird, but we have to accept it."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, it appears the lougers are going to be busy on a mission. Sing Jin, change of plans, forget coming to those idiot pirates for now. We have quite an oppertunity to go to Prison 42, virtually uninterupted."
 * Spyro: "Also, they still haven't found enough heroes yet, and they're still having some trouble."
 * Sparx: "So, what do they want us for anyway?"
 * Cynder: They didn't tell us yet. But whatever it is, it must be big.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go, we're going through the portal...(They go through the portal, and arrive near the rocky rings of a large planet) Okay, we're at Breezso Prime, and the AUU Grand Council says that the Heroes Act's base is in a planet called...Vinzoticks? Wow, a lot of the words in these worlds are hard to pronounce. Computer, pronounce it for us please.
 * Computer: Vinzotyx.
 * Mr. Krabs: I know the people that live here have alternate languages, but, wow!
 * Gilda: And if they have alternate languages, then how did they learn to speak English?
 * Icky: Well, maybe in this world, they had their own version of England, which gives English a different name in these realms.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we'll have to wait 30 seconds for our maps to clear up and help us find Vinzotyx, and let us know which direction to go into hyperspeed.
 * Bagheera: It will be nice to know what Xandy had been doing since we last saw her. It's actually been...how many years?
 * Baloo: 3.
 * Bagheera: ...3 years since we saved these worlds from a dystopia. A lot of damage has been done, and I'm sure we might wanna fill the Grand Council and the Heroes Act about everything before we go on this mission.
 * Mr. Dodo: Alright, everyone, get ready, the H-drive is charging.
 * Icky: (All the Lodgers get buckled up in their seats, and Icky is sitting with Gilda)...Isn't it weird that you've been attracted to me all that time, and never had the guts to tell me until that wasp chick gave you enough courage to spill it?
 * Gilda: I just didn't wanna feel embarrassed, okay? A bird and a griffin together, you'd think that would sound weird.
 * Icky: It does. But not for us. The Lodgers don't seem to mind. Hell, not even my own parents mind.
 * Gilda: I don't recall you telling your parents about our relationship.
 * Icky: I told them last week when we had to babysit Granny Gricky again. I mean, it was a pain to have her around during that whole pirate adventure years ago. I think she was just some kind of ripoff character from another movie, if you ask me.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go. 3...2...1...(The van zooms off into hyperdrive)
 * Mr. Dodo: (They exit hyperspace and arrive at the planet)...We've made it, folks. Planet Vinzotyx. Location of the Hero Hive, the top-secret HQ of the Heroes Act. And THAT is our destination, everyone. We've got no time to recite the history of this planet, so let's get going. (They go towards the planet, and they arrive to see that the planet is surrounded in a large global city)
 * Kowalski: (Flabbergasts rapidly) NEWTON'S NIPPLES, THIS IS AN ECUMENOPOLIS PLANET!!!
 * Private: A what?
 * Kowalski: An ecumenopolis. You know, a city that surrounds the entire planet.
 * Private: I'm totally lost.
 * Kowalski: It's like Coruscant from Star Wars.
 * Private: Ohhhh!
 * Bill: Well, if this planet has a global city covering it, then how are we gonna find the Hero Hive?
 * Mr. Dodo: Don't worry, Bill. They told us they'd have a homing beacon ready for us so we can tell exactly where they are. See? (The map shows a red blip) We'll be there in a few minutes.
 * Po: (They arrive) Okay, where's the Hero Hive? I CAN'T SEE ANY SCIENCY ENTRANCE!!! ALL I SEE IS SCIENCY STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!
 * Dodger: Hold on...(Sniffs)...Something smells pretty funny around here. And no, it's not Mr. Whiskers. It...somehow smells like a kind of pet. (Suddenly, a growl is heard)
 * Sparx: Does anyone hear a growl?
 * Cynder: Doesn't sound like the growl of any other creature from our world, so it must be from these worlds. (Suddenly, a strange bark is heard behind them and they see a genet/dog-like creature running straight towards them)
 * Skipper: EVASIVE!!! (The Lodgers go back into the van, all except for Private, who is caught by the creature, which growls at them)
 * SpongeBob: Private, don't make any sudden movements!
 * Skipper: What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is THAT thing?!?
 * Iago: I don't know, it looks like a cross between a dog and a genet.
 * Rico: A what?
 * Kowalski: It's a cat-like animal that is found in--
 * Skipper: Kowalski, there's no time for that, we need to save Private before that thing eats him alive!
 * ???: NYTROX!!! (The creature looks back, and leaves Private)
 * Private:...Whew! (The Lodgers come out, and they see the creature with Xandy, while Xandy is scratching him in the chest)
 * Xandy: What did you think you were doing, you little rascal? These are the Shell Lodgers we were supposed to meet. (The creature whimpers) Oh, it's okay, it's my fault for not telling you. Come here, cutie pie! (The creature leaps onto Xandy and starts licking her as Xandy laughs)
 * Private:...Xandy...who and what is that?
 * Xandy: Oh, sorry he had to be rough on you, this is Nytrox. He's my new pet companion. He's a troggle.
 * Kowalski: (Scans the creature 'Nytrox' with a scanner)...Well, this says that these creatures are passive and vicious creatures which are a part of the Alternate UUniversal canine family which hunt in packs in the wild, and are usually kept as pets.
 * Private: So it's like the dogs in our worlds?
 * Kowalski: Scientifically speaking, yes.
 * Xandy: Yeah, it's true. Nytrox is a passive and vicious creature. He's a real fighter. Aren't you, you little fuzzball? (Cuddles Nytrox)
 * Icky: "Uh, yeah, if we're done with Alien Dog 101 here, we're here cause the Grand Council said there's this, moon, that needs help. Honestly, I didn't know moons even need anything to be honest."
 * Xandy: Well, it might interest you to know that planets aren't the only habitable places in these worlds. Don't your UUniverses have any worlds with inhabited moons?
 * B.O.B: Well, there's this place called Kratos filled with superhero animals that has an inhabited moon.
 * Missing Link: Well, it's crazy science has ideas of inhabiting moons today, and I think the humans of our worlds don't have the technology to make moons inhabitable. But let's not let science get us distracted. Aren't you gonna show us around the Hero Hive?
 * Xandy: Oh, it's--(Nytrox licks her face) Oh, Nytrox, please! (Laughs) Calm down. Anyway, the Hero Hive is just fantastic. The finest and most fanciest architecture I've ever done seen. I got all of my supplies from my hideout on Carbungia, and brought them to my apartment since we saved this place. I even had the idea to adopt Nytrox as a pet companion since...his old owner died of a disease which I'm sure you'll have no idea what the hell it is.
 * Private: Aww!
 * Xandy: Anyway, in other words, this place is AWESOME! Magnum is in the apartment right next to mine. The place has a LOT of expensive gadgets, weapons, and accompaniments. But I'll just give you the tour once we get in. I'll even introduce the other heroes of the Heroes Act here to you. Follow me. (They arrive in a small alleyway lit by orange lights) Be careful. The entire area is surrounded by hidden cameras and railgun turrets. I just need to make sure the security system can trust you. (Presses a hidden button, and a DNA scanner appears, and Xandy puts her hand in it)
 * Computer: Welcome to the Hero Hive, Xandy Wargander.
 * Crane: Your last name is 'Wargander'?
 * Xandy: Yeah. Does that sound weird?
 * Nytrox: (Makes noises that sound like the word 'weird')
 * Iago: Did he just speak?
 * Xandy: Don't speak too much! I need to let the system identify you. (To computer) These are the Shell Lodgers that the AUU Grand Council is expecting. They must enter.
 * Computer: Understood. Welcome to the Hero Hive, Shell Lodge Squad. (Nytrox barks, and a hidden doorway appears out of the wall) You may enter.
 * Xandy: Let's go. (They all enter)
 * SpongeBob: (They come out of an elevator, walk through the hall, and then a door shuts on them, and a gas is pumped into the hall) YIKES, WE'RE BEING GASSED!!!
 * Xandy: Relax. It's not poison gas.
 * Computer:...Sterilization complete. Proceed.
 * Sandy:...I have no idea what just happened. Either we've been sterilized, or that they used pine scent.
 * Xandy: It's sterilization. They cleaned us with anti-bacterial gases. It's a basic rule. Nothing to worry about.
 * Patrick: So it's a sciency-version of a shower?
 * Xandy: Kinda. But it doesn't clean off the dirt and stuff. It just gets rid of most of the bacteria. You still need to take a shower even after it. So, let's go. (They reach the end of the tunnel, and arrive in a large blue living room, where a few others are waiting.) Here we are!
 * Hero #1: (A chimpanzee-like female creature with a Japanese-like face, and a Tron-like suit, in a Japanese-like accent) Wow, their team is a bit bigger than I was expecting.
 * Hero #2: (A meerkat-like female creature wearing a green and white suit) Wow. I was expecting them to be more like superheroes with amazing equipment.
 * Hero #3: (A lemur-like male creature with a blue handyman-like suit) No wonder the Villains Act fell like a stack of blocks. This team is HUGE!
 * Hero #4: (A spotted jackal-like creature with a gray combat suit) Yeah, somebody looks at them, and BOOM, he cries like a big baby boy!
 * Icky: "Well ain't this a colorful group of characters."
 * Xandy: Yeah. These are the other heroes of the Heroes Act. It's gonna be a while before we find some more. But until then, I'll just introduce you to these guys. This is Cloakblade.
 * Hero #1 (Cloakblade): It is an honor to be in your acquaintance, wise heroes. (Bows)
 * Tigress: Nice to meet you, too.
 * Mantis: Sounds like someone who came from Japan.
 * Xandy: She's from a planet called Juluba. Her ninja clan was wiped out long ago, and she joined the Heroes Act months after you saved us. You don't wanna mess with her because she can come out of nowhere, literally. Show them, Cloakblade.
 * Cloakblade: My pleasure. (Twists a mechanism on her suit, and she disappears)
 * Kowalski: EGAD!!! A CLOAKING DEVICE!!!
 * Cloakblade: (Messes with Xandy's hair when she doesn't notice, and Nytrox is smelling for her)
 * Xandy: Cloakblade, stop that! It's not funny! (Cloakblade laughs, and deactivates her cloaking device)
 * Skipper: Kowalski, why don't WE have a cloaking device back at the zoo? Not as perfect as your Stopwatch, but something that can make us invisible is very sweet to me!
 * Rico: INVISIBILITY!!!
 * Xandy: This is Zosimo the Smart. He's the engineer and cyber-intelligence agent of our group. He builds amazing machines for us. He made most of the weapons we have in our armory, and came up with the blueprints for most of our vehicles. He's the best damn scientist we have. He's one of the first heroes who joined before you came here.
 * Hero #3 (Zosimo the Smart): Greetings, heroes.
 * Skipper: Hmmph, reminds me of Ringtail back home. Just glad he's not as dumb as he is.
 * Xandy: This is Vancer Lancer. He's a real speed demon. He's one of the heroes that joined after you saved us. He runs so fast, you don't even notice he's there. Hell, you can't even tell when he's ready to strike.
 * Hero #4 (Vancer Lancer): (Quickly fires a laser gun, and it strikes Viper accurately, and the blast actually tickles her) BOOYAH! Don't worry, guys, I set the gun to 'tickle', so it won't hurt her.
 * Po: I never actually knew Viper was ticklish.
 * Vancer: Oh, trust me, even when she wasn't ticklish, the tickle energy knows which weak spots to target. Even if you tried to reach that spot, it wouldn't work, but with THIS baby, it defies all laws of neurology! (Chuckles)
 * Viper: (Gets back up) That...was NOT funny!
 * Xandy: And this is Aurlena Fists. She's one of the first members, and...well...she literally beats you to the punch. Show them, Aurlena.
 * Hero #2 (Aurlena Fists): As you wish! (Zooms off, and after 2 seconds, comes out with large gauntlets) Ta-dah!
 * Sandy: JUMPIN' JELLYBEANS!!!
 * Kowalski: Those are the coolest weapons I have EVER seen!
 * Max: Looks strikingly like the gauntlets that Neon Strike VI uses in League of Legends.
 * Sam: How do you know about that game?
 * Max: I have it on my computer. You should really try it.
 * Aurlena: Oh, you think immense strength is my specialty, it also has THESE! (Small laser lenses pop out of her gauntlets, and they glow in red energy) Laser blasters. Deals a great amount of damage to anything they hit! It could blow your freaking head off like it was a balloon!
 * Kowalski: SWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEET!!! I SO WANT THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
 * Skipper: Santa's not a scientist, Kowalski! Even if his elves are capable of making iPods, I'm not sure they'll be able to make them.
 * Kowalski: Didn't need to hear that, Skipper! I was being figurative.
 * Skipper: Sorry. Sarcasm again.
 * Trixie: "Look, it charming to meet eveyone here, but last time I check, didn't we have business to attend to?"
 * Xandy: "Oh, sorry. Got caught up in the moment. Caliaxto is waiting for us in the briefing room."
 * Patrick: "Well it's a good thing I got my best briefs."
 * Patrick takes off his pants to show Goober Goober Briefs.
 * Xandy:...(Almost everyone bursts out laughing)
 * Bagheera: That's NOT funny!
 * Cynder: Yeah!
 * Xandy: It's HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs)
 * Patrick: Oh, please! It's not like any of YOU have clothes with a hilarious pattern!
 * Shifu: Just get rid of those briefs. You'll wind up embarrassing yourself in front of the Councilman.
 * Patrick: Fine! (Puts his pants back on)
 * Vancer: "Hey Xandy, (Chuckles), Are these champs always like this?"
 * Xandy: "You have only scratched the surface."
 * Icky: "Damn! That's a HUGE TV?! You can watch the FIFA game with this baby!?"
 * Aurlena: "FIFA? When did the Fish International Friends Assuiation played games?"
 * Icky: "...... The what now?"
 * Skipper: "In our universe, that's a name for a soccer assuisation holding a soccer torniment that's going on in our universe right now."
 * Zosimo: "Oh-wee! A few throest friends of mine would love you guys! They would just love to learn about your strange way of life and your secret of keeping your villains in check!"
 * Icky: "It's not that big of a secret, we just have a balence of heroes and villains. It works itself out."
 * Magnum came in.
 * Magnum: "Sorry I was late. I had to deal with a misguided highwaymen that wanted to rob me. I merely explained who I was, and he number 3 himself."
 * Icky: "The hell's a number...... I don't wanna know."
 * Caliaxto appears on the screen.
 * Caluaxto: "Heroes Act, Lougers, it's great to see you all in attendence."
 * Trixie: "Damn, that mousthace is huge!"
 * Gilda bonks Trixie in the head!
 * Trixie: "Ow?!"
 * Caliaxto: "Yes, I know my moustace is big, even when not on a giant screen, but that's not why we're here. The govener of Urex has made a request for our aide to deal with, a local troublesome space pirate with claimed thories he was momentarly involved with the VA. He even has some personalised army of Starbots."
 * Patrick: "Starbots? Are they like robotic star-fish?"
 * Caliaxto: ".... The pink one isn't really that smart, is he?"
 * Squidward: "You, have, no, idea."
 * Caliaxto: "Well, to save myself from having to explain a long and dark history, here's a prime exsample of the Starbot drone series."
 * Images of Starbots are shown.
 * Icky: "Aw, shitakimushrooms. They're star wars battle droid rip-offs!"
 * Vancer: "You guys seen simular machines like the Starbots?"
 * Cynder: "Let's just say it's a long, complincated story."
 * Caliaxto: "The governer tried other means already to capture the pirate, even, controverseal ones. He finally desided the ones to took down the VA are needed to stop him. That's you lougers, Magnum, and Xandy. He's very specific who he wants involved in this mission, and forbids anyone not involved in taking down the VA."
 * Vancer: "So, we're left out in all the fun then?"
 * Caliaxto: "Oh trust me, the govener, doesn't take his orders not being followed correctly, well. He's, imfamous for hissy fits. These are the orders, best to follow it. Oh, and uh, don't do anything to piss him off. He's a HUGE donator to the Grand Council and one of the benufactors for the Heroes Act. Losing his approveal would be DISHASTORIOUS to both! Take any of his orders, even if you absolutely don't like what his instructions are!"
 * Shifu: ".... I have some concerns, based on what you disctribe that, he might be some kind of a tyrant."
 * Caliaxto: "..... I wouldn't say, Tyrant. Just, unbelievely strict and controlling. I mean, we do have concerns about his treatment torwords the other moons in the system but, we can't do anything to him. He's a very powerful govener for someone who only rules a moon."
 * Icky: "Ok, just tell us where Urex is and we'll handle the rest."
 * Caliaxto: "Urex is in the Kunkasm system in the Delta universe. You'll find the moon over the gas planet Urexxus."
 * Xandy: "We're on it, Councilmen."
 * The Louger Van and a Heores Act dropship lands on a utopian like city.
 * They were met with imperialised guards.
 * Icky: "Gees, looks like we suddenly enter the 1700s. These does dressed like the royal britsh navy."
 * Gilda: "Well, the highly advanced lazer rifles are dead give-aways."
 * Guard 1: "The governer has been waiting for you. He's not a patence bird you know."
 * Guard 2: "And may we add that the woman of the group should be dressed in a proper lady like matter. This is a patrearch socity and it's part of his dress code."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, ain't no freaking way I am dressing like a brittish nanny, suckers!"
 * Spongebob wispers: "Shenzi, you have to, or this govener guy is not gonna fund the Heroes Act anymore."
 * Magnum: "... We do not, have to wear the dressses."
 * Guard 1 looks as if he was malmitulated.
 * Guard 1: "You do not, have to wear the dresses."
 * Guard 2: "What?!"
 * Magnum: "You will let us be on our marry way."
 * Guard 2 had the same look.
 * Guard 2: "We will let you go on your marry way. Carry on."
 * The heroes went on.
 * Icky: "Awesome Jedi Mind trick."
 * Magnum: "Thank you.... What's a Jedi?"
 * Icky: ".... Wow, we really need to share our universeal culture with you people."
 * Icky: "Wow, everyone here is fancy as shit!"
 * Magnum: "You seen one advanced rich socity, you seen them all. Espeically with our Currenty troupe involed."
 * Spongebob: "My goodness, this place is so clean."
 * ???: "What do you mean there's no rice?!"
 * Another Guard was seen bullying a cook!
 * Cook: "Please! I'm sorry! The govener taxed me of every single penny! I couldn't get more rice!?"
 * Guard: "If I don't get my rice in the next 10 seconds, your gonna be full of lazers so much, you'll be used as a holiday deceration!?"
 * Cook: "No please! I have a wife and a daughter?!"
 * Guard: "No problem. I'll ask the govener to put them in the Sloop-Sloose mines! 1...."
 * The Cook cries his eyes out!
 * Guard: "2..... (Readies his lazer rifile). 3....... 4..... Skipping a few, 8, 9, Te-"
 * Boss Wolf grabs the Guard's rifle and breaks it in half!
 * Boss Wolf: "Dude, your more obcessed with rice then a fellow wolf I knew!"
 * Guard: "How, dare you broke a member of the guard's weapon! I'll issue a citation against you, you, thing!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well EXCUSE ME no one wants to see you bully a guy cause he's flat broke! It ain't his fault he can't afford to make food cause of budget!?"
 * Guard: "I'll remember this! I'll be sure the boys at the station will-"
 * ???: FRITIN!!! (A vulture-like bird in a governor suit appeared) Let this poor fellow go right now! I'm not afraid to have you FIRED FROM THIS PLACE, AND HAVE YOU TORTURED IN PUBLIC AS PUNISHMENT FOR THREATENING ASSAULT!!!
 * Guard (Fritin): (Gulps) Yes, Governor Foul Cheese!
 * Private: (Scoffs) THAT'S his name?
 * Skipper: (Slaps Private) Foul temper! Ring a bell?!?
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Now get over about not eating your greens, or else! (Fritin leaves) I want to thank you for taking care of that guy, Shell Lodger. I--(Sees the others)...UHGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! WHY ARE SOME OF YOU NAKED?!?
 * Banzai: Some of us are from worlds where we don't wear clothes.
 * Viper: "And some of us are not able to wear clothes. My case, no hands.... Or legs."
 * Icky: "(Sighs), It's the Pastoon thing all over again."
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Haven't the guards informed you about the VERY STRICT dress code that I have?!? I DON'T TOLERATE NAKED HEROES ON MY MOON!!! THIS IS AS WORSE AS WHEN I WAS FORCED TO BE AT A CONVENTION WITH THAT WEIRD ABLORIOS FREAK!!! Does he have ANY shame in not wearing pants?!? UHHGH!!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!!!
 * Magnum:...Okay, then. If you don't want us to stop your whole 'space pirate' issue, then fine. Let's go, guys! I'm sure he'll tolerate having this moon go bankrupt.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: WAIT! I'll, get over it.
 * Magnum: That's better.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Alright, if you all won't put any clothes on, then I'll just have to bring out the censorbots. GUARDS?!? (Guards activate small black drones which have yellow eyes, and they fly over the naked Shell Lodgers and heroes, and they create holographic censorship on them)
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Skipper:...This is wrong on SO many levels.
 * Private: Yeah. I feel totally embarrassed.
 * Rico: (Blabbers, and tries to catch the censorbot, but the censorbot puts up a shield that shocks Rico) YAARRGGHH!! (Sucks on his wing)
 * Xandy: Guys, if this is how you provide comedy to this cartoon, don't do it in front of him. My father met him before, and he is not someone you'd wanna mess with. Apologies, Governor Foul Cheese. This behavior is normal for them.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Quite all right. As long as I don't see any private parts, I'm cool with it.
 * Banzai: SOME OF US HAVE FUR COMPLETELY HIDING OUR JUNKS, YOU BIG--(Shenzi covers his mouth)
 * Shenzi: ...Big, bold governor. (Chuckles)
 * Foul Cheese and the Heroes enter as maids and servent girls bow to Foul Cheese.
 * Shifu: "If you don't mind, Govener. We can't help but to notice that you seem to have, alot of strict rules and laws."
 * Foul Cheese: "People respect a powerful, no nonsense leader. They know better to disrespect me. If I were to do, this, (Punches a Maid in the face to the floor), They'll not protest! Neither to this, (Starts stomping on the maid who is crying), or even, this!"
 * Brings out a lazer gun shoots the maid in the leg!
 * Maid cries in pain!
 * Maid: "Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you, for the dislpen, sir!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Your welcome. NOW CLEAN UP THE BLOOD AND THE BURN MARKS, WHORE?!"
 * The Maid pitifully tries to do such.
 * Icky: "Aw, dude, doesn't anyone, espeically the Grand Council express concerns that, uh, your abit, excessive?"
 * Foul Cheese: "If they want to earn the Currenty Troupe's co-opperation, they better not! My eldist brother help founded the group. It's how I became Govener."
 * Po: "Well, it's just, we're abit, sensitive about leaders who, well, are abit too strict and, mean to people. I mean, even your guards are jerks to people. I mean, an innosent cook almost got cooked himself."
 * Foul Cheese: "Oh believe me, there's methods to the madness. The Pirate, Axxus, has dangeriously tested my patence to a great low! He has almost rotinely robbed this place of gold!"
 * Spyro: "With due respect sir, mistreating the people is not gonna make your feel better about some crook getting the better of you!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Ugh, you sound like my heir niece. Blueinna Cheeseworth. I think you two would get along quite nicely."
 * Cynder: "Meaning no rudeness sir, we're just, concern, your actions may lead to self-corrupting yourself."
 * Foul Cheese: "And boom, there's another good friend for my niece."
 * Magnum: "You have to forgive our otherwordly friends. They are just concerned for the people here. They have dealt with those that abused power and people before. Political power is just as corruptive as any magic."
 * Foul Cheese: "Let m assure you I am just more, iron fisted with my rule. As I said, people, respect, a strong leader."
 * Po: "But they respect a king strong leader even more. These people only let you do things to them cause they're afraid what you would do if they said no to you, espeically from the guards."
 * Foul Cheese: "If I remember correctly, I completely asked the council to insist that you do not question my ahthrorty, irrguardless of, moral questionablelity."
 * Icky: "We know, but some of us are concerned you might be just as dangerious to these people then some pirate named Axxus would ever be!"
 * Foul Cheese, enraged, took out his lazer gun and shot the roof!
 * Icky: "JESUS?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "DON'T YOU EVER COMPAIR ME TO AXXUS AGAIN, DO, YOU UNDERSTAND ?!?!"
 * ???: "Uncle, please calm yourself!"
 * Foul Cheese looks to see a young female in a regel dress who belongs to the same speices as he is.
 * The Female: "Remember that father is concerned about your weaken heart!"
 * Foul Cheese momentarly felt his heart thumbing excessivly, then it slowed.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... Thank you Blue.... I needed the reminder. Could you, brief the lougers in on their mission? I need to, make a call to, a private friend."
 * Foul Cheese left.
 * Cynder: "I feel conflicted to hate him, or to feel concern about his condition."
 * Spongebob: "I know. People with a bad heart shouldn't take a job as stressful as being govener."
 * Blueinna Cheeseworth: What Uncle Foul Cheese is trying to tell you guys is that he wants you to stop Captain Axxus from trying to rob the local bank in 5 hours as he has been doing for awhil now. But you also have to be careful. His pirate crew is really dangerous. He has a vast array of live pirates, and a few robots with him. And you also have to keep clear of his first mate. It's his daughter, Sacen. She's the most skilled member of his crew, and has been known to kill those who oppose her father. You also need to look out for his ship. It's got turbolaser cannons, and missile launchers that can destroy an entire building in 2 shots! One blast from those missiles can get you killed.
 * Shifu: I assure you, mam, we'll be careful. We've handled situations like that before. We've even fought pirates before.
 * Po: A LOT of them.
 * Icky: I should ask, are space pirates as common in your worlds as the villains were?
 * Blue: Oh, absolutely. These worlds are FILLED with space pirates. They all take shelter on a lawless planet called Ardalicron. No one has EVER survived a full-scale assault on that planet before. The place is also the home planet of Captain Axxus. Don't let him reach the planet if he beats you. If he does, you'll never catch him.
 * Tigress: Wanna bet?
 * Blue: No. I'm being serious. It's way too dangerous. Armies larger than you have been killed there.
 * Sandy: We ain't afraid of no damn pirates! Pirates are just regular thieves compared to the evils we've done faced. We've defeated wizards, sorcerers, ghosts, demons, mutants, even corrupt Gods!
 * SpongeBob: We assure you, Ms. Cheeseworth, we can handle it. You can trust us.
 * Blue: "I appresiate the enfusiasum, but my uncle is, harder to convince. He's tried everything to get the pirate. He even hired Bounty Hunters and, the Dark Sisterhood, to hunt him down.... But none of them suceeded."
 * Icky: "Wait, he hired bounty hunters and an assassin guild called the Dark Sisterhood? Wow, he must really hate this guy."
 * Blue: "Please, I know my uncle is being, rash, but please, he's not as evil as your concerns make you think. He's just, lost in his own world. And please, don't make him that upset again, he has a heart condition."
 * Crane: "Don't worry, I had a mother who had such a problem."
 * Shifu: "But you do must understand that once we do get Axxus, we will make Warson aware that your uncle, might not be nessersarly fit to be a burocrate, in both health and moral fiber."
 * Blue: ".... Let's just say, they already know that, a long time ago. But they know he's both a danger to the public and himself if he gets upset, so they have to stay down until they convince the Cheeseworth family to convince Urex's system to have my uncle retire and sent to be reabilitated."
 * Cynder: "So, until then, we're just gonna have to ignor the fact his guards are hurting people and that he just beaten up a maid?"
 * Blue picks up the hurt maid.
 * Blue: "I, know it's hard. But please, do what is best for both him and the people and, just, try to swallow his.... Vulgerness."
 * Spongebob: "Well, we won't be nessersarly comfertable with it, but we won't be quick to judge him."
 * Shifu: "For now. But under the condition you make sure your uncle refraigns from being further blinded by his illusion of control."
 * Blue: "Control is an illusion?"
 * Shifu: It's a figure of speech. Regardless, we'll stop these pirates.
 * Blue: I should warn you again to brace yourselves of his weapons.
 * Shifu: Acknowledged.
 * Xandy: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get moving! I always wanted to fight space pirate, and I guess it's my first mission as a member of the Heroes Act. Sucks that Nytrox isn't with me, and I'm only left with Magnum. But it's okay. Nytrox used to hate being alone, but I've trained him to entertain himself with the others.
 * Cloakblade: (Nytrox is on top of her licking her) Okay, you're cute, I get it, now get off, please! PLEASE!!! (Laughs)
 * Vancer: Better Cloakblade than me. (Suddenly, Nytrox does the same thing to him) ARRRGGHHH!!! (Nytrox starts licking him) Oh, great, troggle cooties! Somebody inoculate me please. (Nytrox suddenly looks at the audience)...Oh, boy. (Nytrox suddenly jumps, and starts licking the camera)
 * Magnum: You are aware that Nytrox can usually get in trouble with the others, right?
 * Xandy: I'm sure the others won't mind, they told me themselves. Now, let's get pandering!
 * Magnum:...Hmm, I don't see any space pirates.
 * Xandy: Oh, you'll know they're coming. In all my years of fighting, I can sense when evil's afoot. It's like Arachnid Man's Hyper Sense.
 * Icky: Don't you mean Spider-Man's Spider Sense?
 * Xandy: Who's what?
 * Icky: You REALLY need to visit our place often.
 * Xandy:...Hold on...(Suddenly, a shadow is seen inside the clouds)...They're here! (A large spaceship with a serpent dragon figure-head on it appears, having the words SS Axxus on it)
 * Magnum: THERE THEY ARE!!! (The Lodgers, Xandy and Magnum enter the van, and fly off to the SS Axxus)
 * Robot #1: Captain, we have company!
 * ???: (In a silhouette) Oh, bother, this again? Well, we better handle what ol' Cheese throws at us this time! (Shows himself as Captain Axxus, an otter-like creature in a pirate captain's outfit) I want to be able to make my, "Tyrant Tax" on this bank peacefully without annoying interuptions. Ok?
 * Robot #1: Aye-aye, Captain Axxus!
 * Captain Axxus: And send my daughter to lead it, too. She could really use some action right now.
 * Robot #1: Right! (Leaves)
 * SpongeBob: (The van enters the hangar, and the heroes exit, facing a phalanx of robots) Come and get it, you tin cans!
 * Xandy: You guys take care of the Starbots. Me and Magnum will find Captain Axxus! (Xandy and Magnum go down a hall)
 * Skipper: Alright, you robots! You wanna play pirate? Who am I to 'ARRRGGGHH' you? (The heroes battle the robots)
 * Magnum: Follow me! I'll use the Diamond's power to locate the cockpit! There's no time to lose!
 * ???: Hold it right there! (A silhouetted person appears in front of them)...You ain't going nowhere NEAR my father! (Exits the shadows, and appears as a small otter-like female with a strange-looking katana and fancy armor)
 * Xandy: Hmm, you must be the captain's daughter!
 * Female: Correct! And if you want my father, you'll have to get past me!
 * Xandy: Very well. (Takes out her golden katana) En guarde! (Both Xandy and the female jump towards each other, and when their katanas collide, they both vibrate so much, that Xandy is knocked back into Magnum)...HOLY CRAP, SHE'S GOT A VIBROKATANA!!!
 * Female: (Her katana starts vibrating rapidly) Like I said, you aren't going near my father no way, no how! I know he's not a saint, but your govener Foul Cheese is a true criminal here!
 * Magnum: "I know the Govener seems, crude, but are you honestly any better then him stealing from the innosent people of Urex?"
 * Female: "I promise my father doesn't harm any of the people of Urex with exception of the Govener's corrupted guard! Those fools always forced his, and my hand."
 * Xandy: "Look, we understand you don't like Govener Cheeseworth, but provoking him through this is just gonna him even more dangerious to these people!"
 * Female: "Well if you heroes act idiots just have your Grand Council just arrest him for his tyranny already and stop defending his shit, I would be more then happy to ask father to cease and desist!"
 * Magnum: "It's, complincated. Just turning on him in his bad health wouldn't make us better then him."
 * Female: "Tch. I get he does have a bad heart, but should that justify on how black it is?! Don't you know how many innosent people die from his goons alone?"
 * Xandy: "Dang it, this gal ain't budging! We're gonna have to knock sense into her!"
 * Magnum: "If we must. Prepare for combat, miss.... Sorry, we didn't seem to get your name."
 * Xandy: This is the Captain's first mate and daughter, Sacen. Blue warned us that she's the most skilled pirate on this ship.
 * Sacen: Correct. I don't even want to know YOUR names, though, because I don't care. If it's a fight you want, then fine! (Her vibrokatana vibrates again)
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen duel)
 * Magnum: "Xandy, I'll attempt to go after Axxus once to deal with Sacen. I'll promise I will not let anything stand in my wa-"
 * Magnum feels something nudge her.
 * Magnum looks to see a barrol with a hole in it.
 * Magnum: "... I don't think I remember that barrol there before."
 * Sacen: "Now Graig!"
 * Magnum: Uh, who's Gr- (A Giant Anaconda-like creature pops out and constricts Magnum)...URRRGGHH!!! A NARCOCONDA......A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Graig.
 * Graig: (Speaks in a strange snake-like language similar to Parceltongue in Harry Potter)
 * Magnum: Oh, you must only speak in Snarceltongue language. I'm learning to speak that from Empress Serpentos. I'm a bit rusty, but I'm assuming it has something to do about you preventing me from getting to Axxus. (Graig smacks away Magnum's staff) That would be a yes. (Magnum felt something on her stinger, and sees that it has a bottle cork on it)...And this is further concerning.
 * Xandy: Oh, Dag nabbit, Magnum! As a Chosen One, you're supposed to handle yourself in situations like this!
 * Sacen: Oh, and don't think your friends will get to my father as well. There's more where Graig came from.
 * Icky: Hah! Please tell me these tincans ain't the best they got here. (A stomp was suddenly heard)
 * ???: You're right. They ain't! (Icky turns to see a giant crocodile-like creature who roared at him, making Icky screams like a girl and run off)
 * Gilda: HEY! You leave my man alone or--(A regal-looking pterosaur-like heron in sophisticated clothing grabs Gilda)
 * Heron creature: May Clyrilla the Sophisticated have this waltz? (Clyrilla force-danced with Gilda in a tango like dance)
 * Icky: Hey!? That's my girl you-- (The crocodilian grabs Icky) NO, NO, LET ME GO!!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEY MAKER!!! (The crocodilian beats him up)
 * Monkey: Oh great, we've only been here for a few minutes and already we're in trouble.
 * ???: "Trouble, doesn't even describe it. (Monkey and the other 5 look at a multi-limbed monkey scaling the ceiling, and climbs down with great agility) You vigilantes picked the wrong tyrant to help!
 * Monkey: Pfft, you don't look so tough. You're just a monkey with 8 limbs!
 * The Monkey: HAH! Says the guy who he and a few friends...(Shows familiar pairs of pants) who don't have any pants! (Monkey, Tigress, and Crane have no pants)
 * Monkey: GAAAH!!! HE STOLE OUR PANTS!!!
 * Mantis: Heh, says the monkey who pantzed people when he was young. (Laughs until Tigress' growling stops him)
 * The Monkey: (Laughs) Eight-Armed Monnoe strikes again!
 * Monkey: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS, YOU THIEF!!! WE CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
 * Viper: (Mantis scoffs) Mantis, how is this funny?
 * Mantis: Hey, we don't wear clothes, so it's a bit ironic, isn't it?
 * Viper: That's because snakes and bugs can't wear clothes! I lack the limbs to fit them, and your too freaking small to even have underwear on! I mean, be honest, where are we gonna find snake and bug clothes?
 * Mantis: ...Good point. We'll have to help them out, then. (Viper and Mantis leap towards Eight-Armed Monnoe until something strikes them) OOF!!! (They both fall to the ground dizzy as an elephant-like brown and white pig is seen after having fired a laser gun at them)
 * Pig-Creature: Oy! (Puts the gun away, and grunts angrily)
 * Mantis: Hey, who's the pig?
 * Pig-Creature: And just WHO are you talking to, ya' 6-legged barf-colored bugger! (Mantis gets hit by something invisible)
 * Mantis: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Viper: Looks like you were hit with something invisible.
 * The Pig: You're dealing with an alchemist by the name of Foulmouth Grinjis! And I must ask how a hero like YOU ever shits without A FUCKING BUTT?!? (Viper gets hit with the same force)
 * Viper: OWCH!!! THAT WAS RUDE, AND IT LITERALLY HURT ME!!!
 * Foulmouth: What's the matter? You gonna cry, now, ya' big snakeling? Is the big snakeling gonna cry? Let's see you cry! WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!!! (Viper suddenly gets a blackeye)
 * Viper: OKAY, YOU WATCH WAY TOO MANY CARTOONS AND R-RATED MOVIES, WHERE'D YOU LEARN SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE?!?
 * Mantis: Not to mention how are you even hurting us with those god-awful insults?
 * Foulmouth: What makes you think I'll tell YOU, you little jack?!? (Mantis gets squished)
 * Mantis: DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LITTLE'?!?
 * Sir Hiss: HEY, NOBODY TALKS TO MY GIRL THAT WAY, YOU POTTY-MOUTHED HOOLIGAN!!! SOMEBODY OUGHTTA WIPE SOAP ON THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS!!!
 * Foulmouth: Someone should tie a knot in your throat, LONG ONE!!! (Sir Hiss gets smacked)
 * Sir Hiss: The hell was that?!? (Suddenly, an ape hand grabs him revealing a 6-armed gorilla, as he was standing over a barrel of alcohol)
 * Sir Hiss: UNHAND ME, YOU-- (The ape stuffs Hiss in the barrel, and closes it with a cork)
 * Sir Hiss: "(In barrel) Please, I don't drink!"
 * Skipper: WHAT IN THE NAME OF CANDIED YAMS IS GOING ON HERE?!? WE'RE HAVING OUR BUTTS HANDED TO US!!!
 * Po: Don't worry guys, the Dragon Warrior and the Peacock Prince of Pain are on the path to--
 * Lord Shen: IS THAT A FREAKING LAMPREY?!?
 * Po: What are you-- (Gets smacked by someone) OWCH!!! Huh? (They sees a mudskipper-like lamprey)
 * Lamprey: Hello!
 * Po: Wow, talk about a fish out of water. Also, (SCREAMS!?)
 * Lord Shen: I'll get this! (Fights the Lamprey, but it keeps dodging, and slaps him in the face with his tail fin) OOF!!! COME HERE, TROUTFACE!!! (The Lamprey tries to attack, but the Lamprey grabs Po, and Lord Shen slaps him by accident several times) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU HOLD STILL?!? (The Lamprey suddenly appears over Po's crotch)
 * Lord Shen: A-HAH! I've got you!
 * Po: "Nononononononononono--" (Lord Shen attacks the Lamprey, which dodges, causing Shen to attack Po's crotch instead) OHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOH!? My tenders! Oooh! Oh!
 * Lord Shen: OH, COME ON!!! HOW FAST IS THIS LITTLE MUD BOOGER?!? (The Lamprey latches into Shen's face, and his screams are muffled)
 * Boss Wolf: I'll save you, sir! (He tries to throw a punch, but the Lamprey slaps him to the ground with his tail fin, and slaps the back of Lord Shen's neck with his fin, knocking him out)
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! That slap hurt more than those Penguin slaps. Well, I guess it can't get any worse. (Suddenly, Monnoe appeared)
 * Monnoe: Really? Even when I just stole your hammer and about to knock you out with it?
 * Boss Wolf: ...Uh-oh! (Monnoe smacks him into unconsciousness, and the Lamprey climbs off of Shen, and onto Monnoe)
 * Monnoe: (Laughs) Way to go Chenger, as usual!
 * The Lamprey (Chenger): S'alright! (Skipper wing-palms, and shrugs)
 * Skipper: And we're STILL getting our butts handed to us!
 * Spyro: Don't worry, these guys will never be fast enough to--(Suddenly, a fast force tired half of the battle-capable Lodgers in a rope while the weaker members are left vulnerable)...Take us all down? (The Fast force is revealed to be two alternate versions of Senior Larry and Le Fifi)
 * Cynder: "Senior Larry and Le Fifi? Why are you guys suddenly space pirates?"
 * ?Senior Larry?: I think they mistook us for another duo like us.
 * ?Le Fifi?: Talk about a le case of mistaken identity, no?
 * Cynder: ".... Oh, sorry, you two remind me of two similar people."
 * SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! (The Pirates surround the remaining Lodgers)...WE SURRENDER!!
 * Iago: Seriously?
 * SpongeBob: I PANICKED, OKAY?!?
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen are still fighting) "You're not gonna be able to defeat me, space pirate! Heroes always win in the end!"
 * Sacen: Except if they fight for the wrong people! (Sacen kicks Xandy in the stomach, then punches her out to the floor, takes her golden katan, and holds her as bladepoint with both her vibrokatana and Xandy's katana) Face it, hero, you've lost. This should've been a mission request the Heroes Act refused!
 * Xandy: HEY, I respect that Foul Cheese is going too far, but what cannot be forgiven is that YOU'RE BREAKING THE FREAKING LAW!!!
 * Sacen: And yet there was NO problem letting Cheese do whatever he wants to the people! Hypocrites disgust me. Now I suggest you leave my father alone, or I will chop you up into tiny bite-sized pieces and serve them to my father, and when he says "Wow, this is delicious, what's your secret", I'm gonna say "VICTORY FOR THE AXXUS SPACE PIRATES"!!!
 * Magnum: I thought Unotters only ate fish.
 * Sacen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS SHIP!!! (Throws the golden katana back to Xandy, and aims a small energy pistol at them, forcing them to run away) Let's get 'em, Graig!
 * Graig: ("My pleasure!") (They chase after them)
 * Captain Axxus is walking torwords the bank, seemingly alone.
 * The Guards present charge, but Axxus takes them all down quickly with gun and blade!
 * Axxus: "Tff, they don't make goons like they used to."
 * Axxus enters the bank.
 * Axxus: "Good morrow, dear bank goers. You know the drill. (Shoots his gun at the celing to force the people down) Just avoid un-nessersary defience and I'll avoid un-nessersary bloodshed. That sounds like a fair deal, right?"
 * Axxus walks to the Counter.
 * Axxus: "Hello Doros, your a lovely barnity today. You know I'm here to collect the "Tyrant Tax" again. Cause if that old bird is gonna tax the people out of house and food, it's only fair he knows what it's like to have lost abit of cash here and there!"
 * The Bank Teller deer-like creature said nothing and only obeyed his demand and started to fill a sack with alternate universeal money and gold.
 * Axxus: "You see, that's not reall hard, now is it?"
 * ???: "Isn't there a space battle against with a fellow pirate you should be doing instead of bothering these people again, Axxus?"
 * Foul Cheese and a good number of guards block the enterence.
 * Axxus: "Oh, ello Govener. Sorry, I didn't brought some wine to go with you today. I am trying not to be drunk again."
 * Foul Cheese: "... Charming, retort.... But your silly words won't save you this time."
 * The Guards began to approuch Axxus.
 * Axxus: "Well, that's what my faverite robots are for, isn't it?"
 * Axxus blows a wistle.
 * A Big Halking Super battle droid like machine bursts to the through and started to smack away the Guards!
 * Guard: "Look out! Manbeetle Alpha!?"
 * Guard 2: "No problem! Just shoot it in the eye and-"
 * A gun came to the second gun and shot him dead!
 * It came from A skinny Battle droid like machine holding a gun.
 * Axxus: "Nice one, Dash 20!"
 * Dash 20: "My pleasure captain. No one likes cheaters."
 * Guard 3: "I'll cheat you a new asshole you clanker?!"
 * The Guard felt something tapped his shoulder, and he looks to see A Super Battle Droid like machine and Machine simular to the non-battle droid machines.
 * The Super Battle Droid look-alike: "Ello, chump."
 * The Droid shot the guard dead!
 * Dash 20: "Thanks, Bloob. That landblubber meat bag was annoying."
 * Guard Captain: "They can't upstage us forever! We'll take down these trash cans and-"
 * Suddenly bursting through the window is a menacing vulture-man like machine that squeaks menacingly and lands on top of the screaming captain, killing him!
 * Guard 5: "GAAAH!? IT'S A JET COMMANDER!? WE'RE DONE FOR!?"
 * The Jet Commander grabs the guard by the head and squished it!
 * Axxus: "Good P.O.L.L.Y."
 * Suddenly, a fighter in shape of a flying life boat bursts in, with another Battle Droid like machine and another that looks like a TV on a robot's body.
 * Axxus: "Always puntual on the get away vicital, Lord Brains-in-A-Box?"
 * Lord BIAB: "(Relucent sigh), Yes sir, as per instructions."
 * The Bank Teller surrenders the money as the machines finished off the guards as survivers ran off like cowerds!
 * Axxus grabs the loot and runs torowrds the escape ship!
 * Foul Cheese: "NOT SO FAST?!"
 * Foul Cheese brings out his gun!
 * Foul Cheese: "Your not leaving without fighting me, you rog?!"
 * Axxus: "We've been through this, I'm a unotter, not a rog."
 * Foul Cheese: "I was insulting you?!"
 * Axxus: "And I was replying with a witty retort!?"
 * Foul Cheese: "Grr!? I demand a duel! Defeat me in a sword duel of honor, and you'll have your lusting gold and will be allowed to live to rob another day. When you have lost, you'll hang in the gallows by dawn, if I allowed you to even see prison. Oh, and another thing. Your machanical pets are not allowed to intervine."
 * Axxus sighed as if he's bored.
 * Axxus: "Cheesy, I already defeated and humiliated you 700-"
 * Lord BIAB: "799."
 * Axxus: "799 times. You need to accept that you can never defeat me you old space wind bag."
 * Foul Cheese: "Refuse my offer and my fleet will persue you!"
 * Axxus sighed annoyed.
 * Axxus: "Fine! If it'll make little Cheesy happy. Coats off."
 * Axxus takes off his coat as a liitle elf like being appeared and grabbed it, and boarded the escape ship.
 * Foul Cheese: "You smart mouth fool, I have improoved my training by the finest sword masters from Zo. You can defeat me this time."
 * Foul Cheese takes of his regel coat, reveiling a regel shirt, and reveils a soifsicated lazer blade.
 * Foul Cheese: "En guard. Toche!?"
 * Axxus: "Oh so clishe." (He takes out his vibrosword)
 * Foul Cheese: With a sword like THIS, there's no way your puny vibrosword will--(Axxus smacks his hand, and it vibrates the lazer sword out of his hands) A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ARGH!!! STOP THAT! That makes me dizzy!
 * Axxus: Isn't that the whole point of a vibrosword, genius? To disorientate the opponent until it gives up?
 * Foul Cheese: (Quickly tries to reach the laser sword, but Axxus kicks it away)
 * Axxus: Don't even think about it, or I'll look forward to watching your corpse vibrate like a Chinuanua! I've won the duel fair and square! NOW GO AWAY!!!
 * Foul Cheese: I swear to God, Axxus, I will see to it that you are executed for this. The vigilantes I've hired will make sure your crew pays for their crimes--(Suddenly, a crash is heard, and the van is seen damaged and crashed)...AW, COME ON!!!
 * Xandy: (Climbs out with the other heroes) Well, THAT didn't work!
 * SpongeBob: I can't believe it! We failed!
 * Private: It's okay. It's not the first time we failed at something.
 * Axxus: (Laughs) You lose again, Foul Cheese! Though you've tried and tried, you haven't had the pleasure of sending me to jail! AND YOU NEVER WILL!!! (Laughs) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. (Gets on the escape ship)
 * Lord Shen: "I demand you stop right this-"
 * As the Machines board the escape ship, it flew off and escape before Shen can finish a word!
 * Lord Shen: "..... Minute....."
 * Private: ".... Well this sucks."
 * Icky: "And cue pissed off govener in 3, 2, 1...."
 * Foul Cheese: YOU HEROES ARE INCOMPETENT!!! HOW COULD YOU ALL SAVE AN ENTIRE RACE, AND YET NOT STOP A SINGLE SPACE PIRATE CREW?!?
 * Xandy: It's not our fault, Governor! They had us outskilled, and eventally outnumbered!
 * Foul Cheese:...Really?...THERE MUST BE A HUNDRED OF YOU!!! YOU ALL ARE THE MOST INCOMPETENT HEROES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
 * Magnum: Governor, calm down! We'll find them.
 * Foul Cheese: Fat chance! They're heading for that accursed Ardalicron planet. That place is just too dangerous, and considering how you all FAILED AGAINST JUST THOSE LOTS, you wouldn't survive a single minute on that planet.
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!? Well, I'll have you know that a few years ago, Squidward commented on our survival skills.
 * Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches!
 * SpongeBob: Why thank you, Squidward! See you later!
 * Squidward: (Goes into his house, and plays with SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls, stabbing them with needles) Why aren't these things working?!?
 * SpongeBob: So we can survive on that planet. Trust us!
 * Foul Cheese: I DID trust you. I want you failures OFF OF MY MOON RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Spyro: "Govener, please, in our defence, you didn't exactly warn us what his crew were capable of!"
 * Foul Cheese: "How dare you!? What's THAT suppose to mean?!"
 * Blue appears again.
 * Blue: "Uncle, he's right. Please, we failed to inform them of Axxus' crew. They are not like normal space pirates."
 * Foul Cheese: ".... I, tried, ok? I tried to consider doing it your way, but it failed! I mean no disrespect to my brother's firendship with Warson, but you, idiots, are forever banished from my moon!?"
 * Magnum: "Please, we understand your frustractions from losing to a simple criminal, but if you took the time to study your enemy, then maybe you can actselly-"
 * Foul Cheese: "I SAID OUT?! OUTOUT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! (Haves near heart attack)!?"
 * Blue: "Uncle?!"
 * Icky: "Aw crap a saurus?!"
 * Foul Cheese calms down as his heart relaxes.
 * Blue begins to tear.
 * Blue: "Please.... For my uncle's health heroes.... Just go... Your free to persue Axxus if you want or return to the Hero hive. I'm sure the Grand Council would be more, understanding considering the heroes act isn't yet powerful enough... Just, please.... Go. My uncle suffered enough."
 * Spyro: "..... Very well.... We won't plauge him anymore."
 * Soothsayer: "Farewell, Govener. We wish you happiness."
 * Foul Cheese: "How, can I ever get, happiness, if I am gonna be remembered, as the govener who loses, to a commen criminal?"
 * Guards eschort forcefully the lougers and Xandy and Magnum away.
 * Blue comferts a mancrying Foul Cheese as she takes him home back to his office.
 * A hidden robotic probe watches this.
 * Axxus sat there with his crew, surprisingly sad dispite that they won.
 * Axxus: "(Sigh).... I didn't wanted to have to make them look bad.... But it's the only way they'll learn to never help Cheese again."
 * Monnoe: "Yeah. but we made some new, "Friends", as a result. No doubt they're gonna come after us. Since your the pirate lord, our only protaction is from our fellow pirates in the planet. And it's not gonna be long until that long nose jerk hears we have cash and gold again."
 * Axxus: "First things first. We place the gold and Goobucks where they rightfully belong...."
 * The Ship goes on.
 * Foul Cheese cries softly on his desk.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... I, have no choice now."
 * Foul Cheese presses a button, and silluette appeared.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... It..... Seems, I was wrong to trust those heroes to, dispose of Axxus. Your now Urex's only hope now."
 * ???: "(Laughs evily), I knew you'd come crawling back ya sorry old fool! Don't worry. Let a REAL expert handle your, unotter problem... Perimently. And remember our finders fee agreement."
 * Foul Cheese: "I don't care anymore. You can keep all the money he ever stolen! I just want Axxus to suffer?! You got me?!"
 * ???: ".... You just made me, a happy captain, Govener. I'll be sure to actselly see to it, that Axxus' pirate lord days, are finished."

Chapter 2: More Than What Appearances Have Shown
The Van. Vinzotyx, Hero Hive Computer Galaxy room. Mrex. Mrex Space SS Axxus Later... Flashback, two days after the "Magic Universeity episode. Flashback was over. Flashback. Reality. Dressing Compartment A dress senqunce plays as this song plays.
 * Lord Shen was slicing the wall with scraches with his spear!
 * Lord Shen: "GRAAAH!? HOW DID WE LOSE, TO A PIRATE?! AN OTTER-LIKE CREATURE NO LESS?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Man, I don't think the Grand Council will call us again after this."
 * Po: "Don't worry. This universe DID used to be about heroes losing, alot of times. They gotten used to it at this point. They'll understand."
 * Spyro: "I know.... But I still feel that we let them down. Even if they are familier with defeat, they will still be, sadden, their universe is not recovering as quickly as they hoped."
 * Cynder: "Not to mention if Qui ever gets word of this, this going to further feed her ego that evil will return to control the alternate universe again."
 * Soothsayer: "..... What if, we had just picked the wrong side?"
 * Icky: "Are you saying those pirates are good guys and ol' Cheese was the villain? Are you losing your marbels?"
 * Soothsayer: "You sure it is me who lost their marbels? You do remember what we seen? Abusive guards, disreguard for basic rights, failure to understand loss, and to learn from it, and inability to accept his flaws? He reminded me of what Shen used to be, and what he was doing to Gongmin. I also sense a great unrest in him, and I feel his true nature was reveiled to us when he banished us for his own flaw of not telling us about what those pirates were capable of."
 * Xandy: Those pirates broke the law! They're thieves. Thieves cannot be forgiven for stuff like that.
 * Lord Shen: Sea squirrel, relax! Not all thieves are bad in our world.
 * Sam: We've actually met thieves who were stealing for the greater good. Take our friend Aladdin, for example. He used to be a thief who stole what he needed to survive, but he also gave food to those who need it as well. Like say, poor straving kids on the street. Agrabah, was a slightly underdefelupt mess when Jafar was around
 * Xandy: Well, not that isn't a good thing, I mean, caring for kids is nice, but, I want a slightly stronger reason then that.
 * Sam: Okay, then how's this. We also met this guy named Robin Hood. I'm sure you'll know what he did was right after you hear that he wasn't the true evil. His world was being taxed out of house and home by some evil lion named Prince John. With these unfair taxes, everyone couldn't afford anything, and were starving to death. That is until Robin Hood came. He stole from Prince John so he could give them to the poor folk of Nottingham.
 * Xandy:...Well...okay, maybe that is for a good cause. But did anything else of note happen?
 * Sir Hiss: Of course. That guy was just plain greedy and egotistical. He stole his brother's crown when he went on an epic journey that a few Villain Leaguers forced him to go on. In fact, there was a song that made fun of him. DAMN, was it catchy. Of course, when Prince John found out about it, he increased the taxes to impossible amounts, and he even had a few hornets sting people who sung it. People were sent to the slammer for being unable to pay, or for even killing a single hornet. GOD, this guy is an egotist.
 * Sandy: So, does it make sense why Robin Hood stole from the rich?
 * Xandy:...Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't go that far into it.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Then you should apologize to the Soothsayer right now.
 * Xandy: Okay, sorry.
 * Tigress: So how are we gonna find Captain Axxus?
 * Xandy:...(Sighs) We're gonna have to go to Ardalicron.
 * Magnum: We can't go there! It's too dangerous!
 * Xandy: We've got no choice. We can't just give up like a bunch of cowards. We have to go and do anything we can to stop this madness. But we're gonna need the rest of the Heroes Act in order to do it.
 * SpongeBob: But didn't Foul Cheese say--
 * Xandy: FORGET WHAT FOUL CHEESE SAID!!! He booted us out for screwing up, remember? That means our obedience to him is forfit!? Besides, we're gonna need all the help we can get.
 * Magnum: She's right, everyone. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this full team.
 * Lord Shen: Well, if you insist, then we'll allow it. I just don't know what Councilman Calixto will say about it. (The van goes into hyperspace)
 * Zosimo: YOU WANT US TO GO WHERE?!?
 * Vancer: "I know you want to investigate this pirate more, but going to the pirate capital of these UUniverses? That's absordly risky!?"
 * Aurlena: "Oh come on guys, I once beaten a treacherious madman who almost framed me, I think we can handle planet of the skurvy rogs!"
 * Cloakblade: "But at the same time, going to the terrortory of dangerious forces is unadviseable. What if he's not even there, or busy placing the treasure somewhere other pirates won't get it?"
 * Zosimo: "I agree. Let's comfirm the varmit's location before we ster up a Skeetraziod nest for nothing! Did ya place a tracer on the ship?"
 * Magnum: "Fortunately, my misfortune with their serpent friend was not for nothing. While he was busy ensuring I do not go after Axxus, I was able to secretly place a tracer on their ship, hidden from even keenest eye."
 * Vancer: "Oh thank goodness, you saved us an un-nessersary trip to that death planet."
 * Zosimo: "Don't count your Flickens before they hatched, Vance. We still have to find where he is."
 * The Big computer pin-points the location of the pirates, NOT in the Pirate capital, but in the moon Mrex.
 * Zosimo: "Huh, odd. Fer some reason, they're not even on the chorse to Ardralicron. Instead, they in the local moon of Mrex in a gas planet not to far from where Urex was. That, is very odd. The people of Mrex are not even loaded with cash. What do those varmits want with them?"
 * Po: "Let's find out and, well, hope it's not like we originally expect a pirate to do to poor people."
 * The S.S. Axxus lands on the moon, as people see the ship.
 * The Villagers stared blankly.
 * Axxus was the first to exit.
 * Axxus: "People of Mrex..... I have come with a message....... (Steps aside to show a big pile of cash) Your tax money has been refunded!"
 * Silence.
 * Then came a huge boosterious cheer!
 * Villager: "HOORAY FOR AXXUS!?"
 * Sandy: (They see everything on a telescopic screen) Well, what a coinkidink.
 * Xandy: He was just like this Robin Hood guy you told me about.
 * Max: Well, I think it would be right for us to go down there and apologize....(Everyone started laughing)...What?
 * Icky: (Laughs) You seriously think we're just gonna 'doo-doodoo-doodoo' over to a bunch of crazy space pirates and say "we're sorry"? THAT'S IDIOTIC!
 * Xandy: (Laughs) Not to mention risky since we previously helped a govener they heavly don't like! But, as idiotic as it is, it must be done. The careful way, that is. (Nytrox barks) Glad you agree, boy.
 * Viper: Then how are we gonna approach them safely?
 * Xandy: We're gonna do it when they go back into space. They're sure to grab us in a tractor beam, and when they get us, we'll just tell them we're on their side now.
 * Zosimo: YOU WANT US TO HELP A BUNCH OF CRAZY PIRATES THAT WANT TO KILL US AT FIRST SIGHT?!?
 * Cynder: They won't. I sensed that none of the pirates had no darkness in their hearts, so they're not HUGE fans of unprovoked violence.
 * Cloakblade: This better be crazy enough to work, Xandy-san.
 * Xandy: Oh, I admit it's crazy. But it WILL work. Trust me.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we'd better do it now because they're closing in towards us fast. It'll be a matter of time before they catch us on our radars, and--(Suddenly, the entire van shakes)
 * Aurlena: CRAP! They caught us in a tractor beam!
 * Xandy:...Well...here we go.
 * Sacen: (The tractor beam takes them into the ship) Oh, no. It's them again.
 * Captain Axxus: Well, let's see what they want THIS time. (Takes out his vibrosword) MAN YOUR STATIONS, PIRATES!!! (The entire place gets armed as the robots open the doors of the van)
 * Monnoe: "Ok, misfits. I am getting the feeling you dudes and dudettes are serious gluttens for punishment, so we'll be more then happy to-"
 * Monnoe made a surprise face when he sees Spongebob using patrick's briefs as a surrender flag.
 * Spongebob: "We come in peace!"
 * Monnoe: "...... Wow...... And your suppose to be the guys Darkness Qui herself, let alone THE Xerxes couldn't defeat? Wow, I'm starting to think villains were alot more pathic then I thought."
 * Lord Shen: "Uh, don't read too much into it. Our eyes are open to the truth about Foul Cheese. Inform your captain we no longer are of service to him."
 * Monnoe: ".... Forgive me for being paraniod, but, I am not normally quick to forgive people that helped any of our enemies, even if they're just well meaning misguided clowns like you. How do I know your not out to redeem yourselves to that Tyrant by tricking us to expose Axxus to you?"
 * Shrek: "Then tell me, do you see any of his guards here?"
 * Monnoe: "They could be hiding."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Search our entire ship if you seek proof of their lack of place here."
 * Monnoe: "I ain't falling for the old look in our ship thing. Classic trap done before by a few bounty hunters."
 * Icky: "WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE TO FREAKEN DO TO PROVE OURSELVES THAT FOUL SHIT CHEESE HATES US NOW!?"
 * Monnoe: "I approve of insulting the jerk, but that's just me having an opinion. If you want to prove you hate Cheese now, you need to do something not even Axxus would do."
 * Zosimo: "Ok, fine. What?"
 * Monnoe: "..... Kidnap, Foully's niece, Blueinna."
 * Lougers and Heroes Act members: "WHAT?!"
 * Magnum: "We were just banished there and you want us to commit high treason!? I see now why Axxus wouldn't do that, cause he CLEARLY knows better to do something a truely evil pirate would do?!"
 * Monnoe: "...... You pass."
 * Boss Wolf: "WHAT!?"
 * Icky: "...... DID I MISS SOMETHING!? You said you wanted us to betray everything we stand for just to prove you guys we hate Cheese now, and when we bluntingly refuse, you said we, "Pass"?! What's the logic behind that!?"
 * Monnoe: Well, Blue is actually a close friend of ours. We needed to see if you were on her side and not Foul Cheese's side. Considering that you are on HER side, then we can trust you. Come on out.
 * SpongeBob:...Uh...okay. (They exit the van)
 * Captain Axxus: Monnoe, why are you letting them in?
 * Monnoe: They said they're on our side now.
 * Captain Axxus: Did you give them the test?
 * Lord Shen: Of course he did. Blue isn't as crazy as Foul Cheese is, so we're on her side of the issue. We're here to help you with the situation.
 * Xandy: And we brought the rest of the Heroes Act with us. (Nytrox barks)
 * Sacen: Aww, is that a troggle? I never had the chance to see one of those in my life. (All the pirates look at her weird)...Well, aside from that, if you're sure you're on our side, then we'll need to make sure you come with us to our hideout on Ardalicron. My father's a pirate lord, so a good majority of other pirates respect him. Some are even his friends.
 * Magnum: Are you sure about this?
 * Sacen: Well, if you trust us, then that's good enough for me.
 * Captain Axxus: Well, one less group of "Axxus Haters" to worry about then. Onward to Ardalicron. We've got some business to discuss. Especially considering our other threat.
 * Xandy: Other threat?
 * 6-Armed Gorilla: He means my old boss, Captain Rarxter. We'll tell you about him once we get to Ardalicron. While we're on our way, why don't you 'Shell Lodgers' tell us a bit about your adventures?
 * Xandy: Oh, I'm sure as heck they'd be delighted.
 * Cloakblade: We other Heroes Act heroes would like to hear them, too. Xandy tells us a bit about them, but we desire more.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if you really want to know, then we'd be happy to. I'm sure a lot of people in these UUniverses would pay big money to hear about our stories.
 * Captain Axxus: Then let's head to the main room. We've got a couple of cuisine that you Alternate UUniversals won't be familiar with, but it tastes great.
 * Xandy: Oh, of course. These guys wouldn't mind trying some of our alternate cuisine. Right? (The Lodgers mumble) Well, don't love it until you try it. Come on.
 * SpongeBob: (The SS Axxus makes it to the Woofu System on it's way to Ardalicron)...But, unfortunately, Meg died before we could get to her. So, we took Seadramon and broke into the Underworld to get her soul back. Unfortunately, it was in this River of Death where any mortal who went in there would age rapidly and die within seconds.
 * Icky: Yeah, kind of like that L'Orfeo play. Except with Hercules and Meg.
 * Cloakblade: What is L'Orfeo?
 * Icky:...Never mind.
 * SpongeBob: Of course, Hercules decided to make a deal with Hades that Meg could get out if he got her out. Of course, we had our doubts that it wouldn't work because we were sure that without him, the Darkspawn would be freed, and the entire UUniverses would be consumed in evil. But, shockingly, he got him out because he showed true heroism and restored his godhood. So, Meg was saved, and even though Hercules was able to go home again, he decided to become mortal again so he could be with Meg. We weren't so sure what happened to Pain and Panic afterwards. It took us until a few adventures later to figure it out. Regardless, that's how we rescued Olympus from the Villain League.
 * Monnoe: GOOD BUTTERY GOD, THAT IS AWESOME!!!
 * Chenger: "Si."
 * Spyro: "..... (Sighs depressingly.)"
 * Monnoe: "..... Uh, what's with you dude?"
 * Spyro: "........."
 * Cynder: ".... Spyro, had a trumatic exspeareince with a non-space pirate name Blot and a crew of his. We, went through alot of painful exspeairences and betrayals, a few misunderstandings, and.... Lives were lost during it, sometimes by our hand by accsident, or if we were forced. It happened because a former step-father of mind desided to be a jerk and had us lost at sea because he wanted to snag Kairi to free the darkspawn. You, have to understand that he's, not exactly comfertable at the moment."
 * Axxus sighed.
 * Axxus: "I am actselly not even remotely offenced. I know pirates ain't exactly the pinicale of sainthood.... But he needs to know not all pirates are out for blood and wealth. Sometimes, we just prefer to live, outside of goverment corruption and over-control, and, even, neglect, whether intentional or not."
 * Spyro: "I know of Pirates like that..... But, I'm also depressed that, Blot, was in a position like that... That, a horrorable event pushed him into such a dark edge. He may've just had been a victim of tragity, and I just saw him as a monster because he was afraid to show his soft side cause he's sensitive about his reputation for a title he clearly made-up! I, didn't even stop that real monster Taiklar from claiming him!? I... didn't even realised it, until, when Twilight went through the same shame with Gary..... She, felt awful, of letting him suffer because of something that wasn't even his idea! It, haunted me, with nightmares...."
 * Spyro was twisting and turning on his bed
 * In his dreams, he was reliving the time he defeated Blot, but it was, alot darker, and Blot was less the big jerk he was.
 * Blot struggled getting up.
 * Blot: "Ok, ok, (shakes and trembles unlike what really happened), you win! I will no longer try to kill you, or get you on me crew! But believe me, i will get even, one way or another!"
 * ???: "Oh really?"
 * An even darker Taikalr and the skeliton pirates are seen.
 * Taiklar grabs Blot!
 * Taiklar: "I LOST ME TREASURE AND BEING ABLE TO KILL GODS TO A VENGEFUL ALICORN THANKS TO YE! NOW, YOU ARE MY NEW TREASURE!"
 * Blot: "No, no, no!!"
 * Taiklar stabs Blot in a much more bloodier fastion then what really accured with his keyblade, and Blot becomes a gold statue!
 * Taiklar: "Welcome to me treasure, Captain Blot, Master of the seas."
 * Taiklar laughed almost demonicly then what really accured as he vanished along with Blot!
 * Spyro: (After shaking off the horror, realises his job is done) Bon Voyage, Captain Blot.
 * ???: "Oh, here you are, talking about being better then me, and yet, you allowed someone you don't know alot of about of why he's so determined to act like this, without concidering he's not as just straight forword evil as one thinks."
 * Malefor's dark shadow looms over Spyro.
 * Malefor voice: "And you dare think your nothing like me? Think again?!"
 * Spyro starts to become more Malefor-ish as evil laughter was heard!
 * Spyro screamed as he screamed waking up!
 * Spyro was breathing in and out.
 * Spyro noticed he was scratching himself again.
 * Spyro: "...... Damn it....... I always scratch myself during nightmares."
 * Spyro heads to his personal wash room, opens a mirror cabinet, grabs a health kit, then closes it to see a blood covered golden statue of Blot, and screamed!
 * Blot Statue: "Why did you left me to go down like that kid?"
 * Spyro was panicking!?
 * Blot Statue: "I know I was being a jerk, (his mouth waterfulled bloody coins) but I didn't know that Cobra loser brought you guys here! I thought you were vagabonds or something!? I just wanted to be an awesome pirate and lived my dreams! I don't support what douches like Cobra are doing?! AND YET YOU LEFT ME TO BECOME MY FORMER IDOL'S TREASURE?! YOU CALLED YOURSELF A HERO?! I DON'T THINK I EVEN WANNA BOTHER MAKING YOUR JOIN MY CREW ANYMORE?! AT LEAST DEAD SEA HELPED ME?!"
 * Blot's arm fell off, sprouting out the well of soul corruption liquid!
 * Spyro panics as it starts to fill the room as he flies to avoid!
 * Blot's Statue: "YOUR NO FREAKING BETTER THEN TAIKLAR?! NO BETTER THEN THAT JERKBRA?! NO BETTER THEN MALEFOR!? (HIS OTHER ARM FALL OFF) YOUR NO FREAKING HERO?! YOU DESERVE TO BE A DARKSPAWN, YOU FREAKING LOSER?! DO YOU HEAR ME?! A DARKSPAWN!? DARKSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN?!"
 * The Head pops out as darken corrupted blood spews out begans to flood the room and drown Spyro in it!
 * Spyro wakes up screaming again!
 * Spyro hyper ventalates.
 * Spyro: "..... Another dream?"
 * Spyro's scratches are worse.
 * Spyro is too scared to try to get to the health kit.
 * Spyro enters a fetal positon, and cries himself to sleep.
 * Spyro: "Blot.... You may be a total self impourent jerk, but you didn't deserved this..... You didn't deserved this......"
 * Spyro was in that same fetal position as everyone gave shocked, blank stares.
 * Icky and Iago: "...... DAY-AMMMMMMM!?"
 * Cynder: "...... Spyro...... You, have regrets about Blot's fate because of what originally happened to Gary? I mean, you are right, it wasn't Blot's fault Mang was being a jerk, but he was gonna let a world suffer under dark tyranny so he can get rich. He's not a saint himself.... But, over-all, Taiklar was no better for what he did to him, I'll give you that. Blot was a jerk, but not even he desevred, what he was given. He was just a simple rouge who was just as much a victim as we were to Mang's, idiotcy and misguided nature, and that of the league. When this is over, you, Celestia, Twilight, Discord and Black Kat are gonna have a talk with you about this. They understand what is like to make rash judgements. Ok?"
 * Spyro grabs and hugs Cynder gentely crying.
 * Everyone in the room started to get abit teary eyed, even the normally strong hearted Shen.
 * Lord Shen: "..... How am I gonna explain this to Kairi? She no doubt hates that monkey to pieces."
 * Trixie bursts into crying and ran off!
 * Gilda tamed her own sadness and toughen up.
 * Gilda: "I'll go, help Trixie out of her troubles."
 * Spongebob: "I don't think I'll LOOK AT "SEAS OF CAPTAIN LEGEND" IN THE SAME MINDSET AGAIN!?"
 * Spongebob and Patrick cried?!
 * Banzai: "(Sniffs).... As strange as this sounds, (sniffs with a wimper), I think I lost my appatight!?"
 * Ed cries!
 * Shenzi: "I'd tell ya, (sniffs), to save your tears, but you have the right to cry this time Ed... We all do."
 * Axxus toughen up, and removed the tear.
 * Axxus: "I think, it's best we, take to our seperate rooms to, cope, with the situation. What we heard, is an example why we must consider the other side of the story..... Even.... If it's someone you don't really like.... Dismiss."
 * Icky: "That was, (sniffs), needlessly dark and sad at the same time. It's like a sad story and a creepypasta rolled into one."
 * Sandy sniffs, and toughens up.
 * Sandy: "I'll stay here and help Patrick and Spongebob out of their own, episode."
 * Axxus: Well, we're almost at Ardalicron. By the time we get there, you'll be okay. Sacen, keep them company.
 * Sacen: Aye-aye. (Axxus leaves)...So, you guys enjoy the food?
 * SpongeBob: It's pretty nice, but not as good as the food we eat back home. *Sniff*
 * Icky: Yeah, for some weird fish cuisine, these make the fish I eat at home taste like a life wasted...which is exactly what a fish is, now that I think about it.
 * 6-Armed Gorilla: Yeah, we have to make sure our meals accompany a certain individual's natural diets such as herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, insectivores, piscivores, the list goes on.
 * Sandy: Well, these nuts seem to taste nice. Kind of like a blend between a peanut and an acorn.
 * Cloakblade: Those are called peadits, Mrs. Cheeks. Salty and filled with minerals and proteins. Not so bad a nut, I might say.
 * SpongeBob: If any of you get the chance to come to our worlds, you should try some Krabby Patties.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, indeed. If you don't know, it's a kind of burger that has the tastiest meat ever, which it's formula I have to keep safe on a daily basis due to a competitive restaurant across the street.
 * Patrick: Hey, Sponge, do you still have that pizza you carried around our old moisodes for some reason?
 * SpongeBob: Not anymore. The producer said that we had to throw it away because it was all moldy.
 * Squidward: Well, it would help if you just let us eat it instead of saying it was for a non-existent customer.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I have no idea why I said that in one of the moisodes, but I think it was in one of the first moisodes, where the producer was just starting his crossover works. Plus, after I've been using the pizza as a parachute multiple times, I think it was pretty obvious how it got so moldy.
 * Magnum: What's a pizza?
 * Po: Oh, everybody in our worlds loves pizza. It's dough that's covered with sauces, cheese, and other kinds of toppings. It's a very extreme delight. There are a lot of pizza restaurants in our worlds.
 * Sandy: Originated from a place in our world called Italy...Or at least every kind of Italy in every one of our worlds.
 * Icky: And between you and me, I think it's a cousin of lasagna.
 * Po: Okay, let's not talk about food so I can't be hungry again, okay?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, let's not.
 * Sacen: So, are there any other stories after that last one you told us?
 * SpongeBob: Well, after that, there was an adventure where we travelled back in time to the time of our origin adventure, but since the producer had a huge error during it's production, we don't remember much of it. The only remnants we have of it is a classified DVD that Skipper seems to keep out of our sight.
 * Lord Shen: "So, Sacen. I assume your pretty loyal to your father's position as a, "Pirate Lord"? Exactly how does one became a lord of gold lusting bandits?"
 * Sacen: ".... He actsidently bungled and destroyed the statue of the preivious Pirate Lord and was mistaken for meaning it, then was lucky to beaten Rarxter in a fight and got him kicked out of Arda... Rarx, hates us ever since. He destroyed his statue actsidently and costed him a position as a respectable pirate lord. And let's say, the pirates have started to, keep to themselves and never pillage unless they know the system is wrong."
 * Monnoe: "You see, pirates here are alot different then the jerks you dealt with. Our reason for piracy isn't THAT greed based. Alot of us became pirates to keep oursalves away from poverty, and to punish real criminals hiding behind governer desks and armies like Cheese! Arca, was also a victim of being part of a crappy law system."
 * (Monnoe): "Taxes, were the worse here. Everyone entered a terrorable poverty because of a corrupt govener who valued his money more then actselly caring for anyone! He always threaten the Grand Council of old with threatening but empty threats to make them back off so he can stay a successful Tyrant. Finally, the people of Arca, had the fuck enough! We had ourselves, the most awesomeness mutinity in the history of everything! The people made the govener walk the plank over the Junja Shark infested waters, and, well, nuff said. The People of Arca devoted their lives to be free of laws and their hypocritical unfairness..... But, thanks to some of them confusing "lawlessness" means "nessersaringly being evil", well....... Let's just say, Arca's popularly also died when the tyrant of Arca."
 * Monnoe: "But we say if those jerks just better embraced that being lawless doesn't mean you have to be evil, I think people would've at least respected us alittle bit."
 * Icky: "Ah, so, your saying people become lawless because of assholes who make them keep abusing them to get rich out of the public? I guess Spyro wasn't kidding about why Blot himself was an asshole."
 * Cynder: "So, if we could find a good pirate to become a Pirate Lord of the Desteny Islands pirates and get rid of whatever undesevring scumbag is current Pirate Lord, we migh ease Celestia's Parents burden of having to deal with a pirate ploblem if Pirates learn to resevre their lawlessness to those who have it coming, like bad pirates or corrupt offitcals."
 * Lord Shen: "Something well deal with in good timing. Besides, we also would have to somehow ease Celestia's parents of their own dislike for pirates thanks to that Taiklar beast. And devines know it's not easy to talk a god out of hating sinners."
 * Soothsayer: "Celestia be more, persaisive when she is capable to understand and consider every side of the story, if it's from someone she herself would disapprove of."
 * Squidward: "Personal lives aside, I am still not sure about heading to a lawless planet! What if they steal something for me, or question Axxus for bringing outsiders here!?"
 * Sacen: "Don't worry. You guys are going as our "Prisoners". We'll say your some of F.C.'s bankers we're trying to convert to our side."
 * Mr. Krabs: "YOUR GONNA TURN US INTO PIRATES?!"
 * Monnoe: "Tell them, Big Lipped Rodruy."
 * The same Croc-like creature from before is Big-Lipped Rodruy.
 * Rod: "If your going to hang with pirates, then your gonna BE Pirates! Nothing personal, it's part of the pirate 600 vows! It isn't proper pirate conduct to hang with Non-Pirates unless their either your prisoners, or love mates, and, I don't think we have the right amount of males and females to say we're dating you guys."
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "Oh, boy! It's Blot all over again!"
 * Cynder: ".... Uh, Blot, also tried to turn Spyro into a pirate and forcing him to betray all he learns to be good to become, and a quite, a blood thirsty thief. He's, obviously still recovering from that."
 * Vancer: "Some of us also have a reputation with people who still have faith in the law! My family would judge me poorly if I desided to hang with a bunch of, no offence, convicted felons!"
 * Monnoe: "Relax, we're not gonna make you pirates PERIMENTLY! It's only for when we enter Arca! Trust me, they don't, hate heroes persay, but they're abit, cautious cause, well, again, thanks to a few rotten Slapples in the bunch, we don't have a good relation to any kind of people who fight for the law!"
 * Icky: "So, it's either go "Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of Rum", or we're alien shark bait? I vote for not getting eaten by Alien sharks!"
 * Po: "Me too!"
 * Iago: "Oh, why not? Parrots already have an imfamous reputations for being Pirate familiers, it's practicly painful!"
 * Cynder: "Well, Spyro would prefer it to stay it out, cause, you know. I'll stay with him so he won't, freak out when he gets his "Blot Hallusonations" again."
 * Sparx: "Blot Hallusonatons?"
 * Cynder: "Don't ask."
 * Banzai: So, to recap, you want us to act like pirates so we can be safe?
 * Rod: Yes. But you have to make it look REAL. Not just act like pirates, BE pirates. It's the only safety precaution to protect you from being mince meat.
 * Sacen: But you only have to do it when you're on Ardalicron.
 * SpongeBob:...Okay, we can do that. Does everyone feel okay with acting like a pirate?
 * Shenzi: Well, some of us might not. Some of us seem to be sensitive about it.
 * Tigress: It's true. I find acting like a pirate to be unnecessary. I've never dressed up like one in my life. I don't think Master Shifu would like it either.
 * Shifu: Well, I have been undercover as a pirate in one of my missions before, so I don't find it that silly.
 * Sandy: Well, you have to try, Tigress. In fact, we'll show you how.
 * Sacen: Oh, acting like a pirate is easy. The first step is to dress like one. In this planet, you need to dress like a space pirate.
 * Monnoe: That means you can't dress like the classical pirates we know on other worlds. Only high rankers like Axxus can get away with that. You need to have 'space age' pirate outfits. We've got a whole load of them in our dressing compartment. Our PTA to Ardalicron is only 1 hour, so we need to do it fast. Follow me.
 * Icky: Okay, if you say so.
 * Icky: "So, if only top guys dress like classics, why do you guys get to wear traditional get-ups?"
 * Monnoe: "Axxus and other higher pirates approved it, being we're with Axxus. But since your new guys, your gonna have to space age it and earn the trust and respect of higher pirates to even be liked to wear a traditional pirate underpants!"
 * Icky: "Seriously, they'll give you shit, for something you wear pants over?"
 * Monnoe: "Trust me, behind a eye-patch, is an x-ray robotic eyeball. They'll know."
 * Iago: "Well, we don't know what Space Pirates dressed like since we're abit more familier with classics. Hell, even the Space Pirates we have in our universe dressed like classics!"
 * Monnoe: "Big lip, show them."
 * Rod opens a metal door.
 * Icky: "...... I think we have some assumsons now."

Ardalicron Fortress Top Floor S.S. Axxus. Cargo of the ship. Empty hallway. The room Spyro and Cynder. Outside. Cockpit. Outside Cockpit Room Cockpit Boys' Apartment Other Room SS Axxus Shark Waters Longbeard's House
 * Tigress: I look ridiculous.
 * Sandy: Oh, please, you look like a REAL space pirate.
 * Icky: You know, I think I'll get used to wearing this all the time.
 * Iago: RAWWWKKK! WERE REAL PIRATES RIGHT HERE, RAAWWKK!!! Please, it was silly enough I had to act like this when I was still on Jafar's side.
 * Po: I don't think this will work, because won't the pirates see that we aren't from these worlds considering what kind of animals we are?
 * Chenger: Oh, you'll be okay. They'll just think you're real pirates, so that won't exactly matter. (Dumps water on himself, and he gasps)
 * Private: I find it odd that a fish like you can stay on land like that.
 * Kowalski: That's not strange in our world, Private. There is a certain kind of fish that can go on land called the mudskipper.
 * Private: Oh, yeah. I saw one of them before. Couldn't eat it because it was covered in mud. BLECH!!!
 * Chenger: Yeah, I'm one of the many fishes out of water, but I still need to stay wet all the time. Isn't that what your sponge friend has to go through?
 * SpongeBob: Well, in my own world, I do. But when me, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are outside our own world, we don't actually need it. Gotta be thankful for cartoon logic.
 * Viper: So, I guess it's best if we show Tigress how to act like a pirate.
 * SpongeBob: Easy as pie. Every kid in the UUniverses knows what it takes to be one. First, we'll start with the usual line: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Tigress:...Okay, I am NOT doing that.
 * Icky: Wow, what a wiener. (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
 * Shenzi: Okay, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.
 * ???: PLANET HO!!!
 * Monnoe:...Guys, we'll have to get started because we've already arrived. Let's go. (They all leave, and they look out the windows to see the planet)
 * Sandy: Wow! It's HUGE!
 * Axxus: It's a Super-planet to be exact. It's how we classify planets' diameters. It's larger than the planet we all know, Marbon.
 * Private: Marbon?
 * Xandy: That's where the humans of our UUniverses came from. Now, their alien allies populate it. I gotta tell you, that place is a knockout. My aunt and uncle took me to an amusement park there.
 * Private: Ohh, so it's like your version of Earth?
 * Xandy: If that's where YOUR humans came from, yes.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, Earth is the most noted world we know. Each system in our UUniverses has a different version of Earth.
 * Axxus: Brace yourselves, mateys, we're about to enter Ardalicron's gravitational field. (The SS Axxus suddenly moves faster) Sacen, make sure the ship moves from side to side so we don't burn up.
 * Sacen: Aye-aye, captain! YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE! GET THIS HUNK OF METAL MOVING!
 * 6-Limbed Gorilla: Easier done than said for ol' Croon the Goon! (Takes the controls, and swivels the ship left and right)
 * Sacen: You Shell Lodgers better brace yourselves. It's gonna be a bumpy landing.
 * Icky: (The Lodgers scream wildly as the SS Axxus makes it to a landing pad right near a partially-dilapidated fortress)...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Gilda covers his mouth)
 * Gilda: We've landed, Ickster!
 * Icky: Oh, right. Of course we did.
 * Axxus: Welcome, Lodgers, to our humble abode. It ain't much, but it's a perfect hideaway for us.
 * Tigress: Funny, I don't see any other pirates around.
 * Axxus: Don't let looks get the better of you, lady! This fortress contains some more pirates. Our other pirate allies are in there waiting for us to report our progress. You all need to act like you belong here, and you'll be right as rain.
 * Shifu: Just do your best, Tigress.
 * Tigress: I'll try, Master. I'll try.
 * Axxus: Off we go. (They exit the SS Axxus, and enter the fortress)
 * Pirates are seen rough housing, shouting, fighting, and getting drunk.
 * An Octopus alternate universeal appeared.
 * AUU Octopus: "HEY!? PIRATE LORD AXXUS IS BACK!, YA ROGS!? ASSUME POSITIONS?!"
 * Pirates: "PIRATE LORD AXXUS!?"
 * Auu Octopus: "What is there a bloody ehco here? ALCHORSE PIRATE LORD AXXUS?! NOW PICK UP YER SHITS AND READY THIS ROOM!?" (They all do that, and Axxus and his crew arrive) Welcome back, Captain Axxus! I trust your heist went rather well?
 * Captain Axxus: Indeed it has, Mr. Armall. Indeed it has. And on the way, we picked up a few stragglers along the way. Told us they're pirates from the other UUniverses we've heard so much about.
 * Pirate #1: (A boar-like creature) You mean the place where the heroes that stopped the Villains Act came from?
 * Pirate #2: (A giraffe-like antelope) Why the hell would some Alternate UUniversal pirates come to us?
 * Axxus: Beats me, Jorndy. But for some reason, they've come to help me with my problem. Come on out, laddies. (The Shell Lodgers come out)
 * SpongeBob: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Po: Well, this be a strange pirate group. But strange doesn't matter to us pirates.
 * Tigress:...Argh.
 * Mr. Armall:...Well, greetings, fellow pirates. Welcome to the Axxus Fortress.
 * An Aged Alternate Warthog Pirate in black clothing and a walking crutch appeared.
 * Axxus: "Groson!"
 * Groson: "Ha! Axxus, you loveable slippy basturd, good to see you again!"
 * A clumsy Ostrach like alternate universeal crashed through!
 * Axxus: "Oh, nice enternece Sloop Oops."
 * Sloop: "Axxus?! You came back!?"
 * Icky: "Nice friends ya got here."
 * Groson:...Uh...who are THESE guys?
 * Axxus: They are pirates from the Alternate UUniverses that the famous 'Shell Lodge Squad' came from. Claiming they want to help me stop Foul Cheese and Rarxter.
 * Groson: Pirates, eh? (Looks closely at their faces)...I don't sense no REAL piracy in them.
 * SpongeBob: Excuse me, mister? We be REAL pirates for sure!
 * Groson: (Hardy laughs) If you haven't noticed by now, I've been a pirate for over 50 years.
 * Private: 50 years?
 * Groson: 50 YEARS!!!
 * Private: I didn't even know creatures in these worlds lived that long.
 * Skipper: Me neither, laddie.
 * Groson: Don't think so, bird? I'm a Harwogg! I can live up to 172 years! But, we mostly die in our 165-168 years before we even get there. But me? I'm still in me 70s! DO PIGS IN YER' WORLDS LIVE THIS LONG, YOU DIRTY TORNUAS?!?
 * Marty: Not that much, sir! Now get yer' face out of OUR faces!
 * Groson:...Okay, but I don't know if any of ye' are real pirates. As far as I'm concerned, yer' just a bunch of imposters trying to blend in so we don't feed ya' to our Junja Sharks! (A bunch of large red-eyed dark blue and white sharks are seen staring at them savagely) I mean, I've learned to swim safely with them creatures. One of em' down there is my pet. AHOY THERE, SAVATINA!!! (One of the sharks grunts crankily) He likes me.
 * Mantis: (Shivers) Sounds pretty bloody.
 * Groson: Oh, it is. They're pretty vicious when huntin' in packs in the open ocean. They need a whale of a diet to satisfy them. And I mean literally. They mainly hunt whales. You don't wanna mess with 'em, or it might be the last thing ye' ever do.
 * Po:...Glad to know, fellow pirate. (Gulps)
 * Groson: Well, I need to use the poop deck right quick! I'll be right out. Sloop? Why don't you show em' and Axxus' crew to the top floor. They could really use some gettin' used to.
 * Sloop: Of course, I'd be delighted to--WHOAH!!! (Crashes head first into a table) OUCH! I THINK I SWALLOWED MY GOLDEN TOOTH!
 * Pirate #3: (An alligator-like reptile) You don't even HAVE teeth.
 * Sloop: Oh...then what DID I swallow?
 * Sloop: "I know it's not much it ain't, but since we can't risk going to fancy hotels thanks to, well, issues, it's home."
 * Icky: "What was with that old fart given us the stink eye?"
 * Sloop: "Oh, he's known to be paraniod to alot of new people. They say he wasn't born with trust glands."
 * Tigress: "Well, tecnecally, no one is, cause trust is an abstract consect and-"
 * Chenger latches into Tigress's face!
 * Tigress (muffled): "Get, off of my face!"
 * Sloop: "All ight thens. Men sleep in the left, girls get sometime in the right."
 * Tigress takes Chenger off!
 * Tigress: "Good, cause I need a long break from-"
 * Sloop blocks Tigress from the girl's side.
 * Sloop: "(Laughs), Now now, ya little stanker. This is a girl's side only it is. Ladies need their privaty they know. We don't want to encourage the steriotype about Pirates having no decenty to women, do we?"
 * Tigress: "......... I am a woman, you idiot?!"
 * Sloop: "........ Has anyone ever told you can be mistaken for a guy?"
 * Monkey: "You have, NO idea! Also, the moustace like cat wiskers don't really seem to help."
 * Icky: "Yeah, uh, your not doing much of a good job discouraging the steriotype, bud."
 * Sloop: "Honest mistake. She has very mannish quilites. I mean, where's her boobs?"
 * Tigress judo punches Clumsisco!
 * Sloop: "...... I kinda deserved that."
 * Axxus: "Uh, your, free to show yourself out."
 * Sloop awkwordly walked away.
 * Icky: "....... Did ya had to punch the dude? I mean, granted, he was being alittle dumb with you, but that's expected when pirates ain't normally known to be educated people."
 * Axxus: ".... Actselly, I would be offended if that wasn't half-true in some cases."
 * Sacen: "Well, we're not ALL idiots, if that's what your thinking."
 * Shenzi: "Well, let's all turn in for the night. We got, ALOT, to think here."
 * Spongebob: "..... You think Spyro and Cynder would be ok on their own on that ship?"
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "Look at me Cynder. I'm acting like a cowerd. A cowerd like Foul Cheese, because of a mistake that I arragantly accepted once."
 * Cynder: "Well, it's propbuly for the best. Your obviously not yet ready to be among pirates, let alone what could be in that fortress."
 * Spyro sighs.
 * Spyro: "Your right.... The worse is behind us, right?"
 * In two crates, Two Imperial Guards burst out, which are simuler to a Alternate Gecko and a Alternate Fox.
 * Alternate Fox: "Oh, I do say, Greek-crack. Why did I EVER agreed to listen to your stupid plan to secretly board this death ship of those criminals while they were in Mrex, I'll never know!"
 * Creek the Gecko like creature: "Well, think about it Julymusk, if we became the guard who capture Axxus and bring him to justise, we'll be heroes! Cheese will actselly love us and reconsider banishing us from Urex for the jackstrap innosent. Why, we could join the Heroes Act for this!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, you sad, sad dreamer. There's no telling where we even are!"
 * Creek: "Ok if it'll calm you, we'll check on a window outside."
 * Creek and July freaked out when they see they're in Alca!
 * Julymusk: "..... We're dead..... So very, very dead!"
 * Creek: "Uh, I, I know this looks bad, but, maybe, we'll get such a good of a reward if we..... Hijack the ship!"
 * Julymusk: "..... How does stealing ONE ship stop Axxus."
 * Creek: ".... We'll ransom it to him for all the money he stolen from Mrex and for him to turn himself over!"
 * Julymusk slapped Creek!
 * Julymusk: "Idiot! He'll just get another ship and give Fouliouios even more trouble!"
 * Creek: "Well, we can still Hijack it to go back to Mrex, re-collect the loot he stolen, and return to Urex, and still become heroes."
 * Julymusk: "..... Ugh. I'm mostly in it to get out of here."
 * Creek: "Shh! I think I hear voices in that room!"
 * Spyro: "I just hope this goes off without innosdent. (Creek and Julymusk secretly watch). I mean, what if Cheese found out what we were doing suddenly befriending his enemy? He would turn the Grand Council and the entire alternate universe against us."
 * Cynder: "Spyro, if we played this correctly, everyone will rekindise Axxus has more good then his lack of respect for law has shown. We have nothing worry about.
 * Creek: ".... Cockpit, now."
 * The duo ran for it!
 * Julymusk and Creek started to fight over the controls!
 * Creek: "LET ME DRIVE?!"
 * Julymusk: "No you reptilian joke, I am a more exspearience driver!"
 * Creek: "I wanna drive?!"
 * The Ship started to fly around doing many random tricks as Creek and Julymusk kept arguing!
 * Julymusk: "I HAVE A DRIVER'S LISENCE!?"
 * Creek and Julymusk argued?!
 * Spyro and Cynder screamed!
 * Cynder: "WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
 * Spyro: I think somebody's hijacking the ship! We gotta stop it!
 * Creek: Wait a minute, don't you think we should get rid of those creatures first?
 * Julymusk: We'll take them prisoner! We'll expose their allegiance to Axxus, and be bigger heroes. THE UUNIVERSES WILL LOVE US FOREVER!!!
 * ???: Not 'love', 'LOATHE'! (Spyro and Cynder appear)
 * Spyro: Get off of this ship or we'll kick you off!
 * Julymusk: No way, lizard! We're gonna hold you two hostage so we can keep your allies away from us. You need to be exposed for your betrayal of the AUU Grand Council!
 * Cynder: You two are making a BIG mistake. Holding people hostage isn't a way to become heroes. Plus, Axxus is not a criminal. He's trying to provide money for Mrex!
 * Creek: By STEALING money! That's a crime that cannot go unpunished! You two are coming with us alive or dead!
 * Spyro: Fine. You leave us no choice. (Breathes fire on them)
 * Julymusk/Creek: YAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!
 * Tai: Uh, guys? Do you hear the sound of a spaceship flying?
 * Patrick: Sorry.
 * Tai: NOT YOU! From outside.
 * Mantis: I don't think we can see what's happening outside because THERE'S NO WINDOWS!!!
 * Zosimo: No. That's because the windows are holographic. (Flips one of 2 switches on the wall, and holographic screens appear on 2 of the walls showing a view of the outside)
 * Po: WHOA!
 * Kowalski: HOLOGRAPHIC WINDOWS?!? WOWZA!!!
 * Private: Guys, look! (They see the SS Axxus going crazy)
 * Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! THE SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!!
 * Sam: Along with Spyro, Cynder, and our van.
 * SpongeBob: WE HAVE TO WARN CAPTAIN AXXUS!!!
 * Private: What about Spyro and Cynder? Can't THEY handle it?
 * SpongeBob: Well, just in case they can't, we need to inform Captain Axxus.
 * Vance: There's a intercom over here. (Presses button) ATTENTION, CAPTAIN AXXUS!!! YOUR SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!! WE NEED TO STOP IT!!...Uh...SIR!! (Turns off intercom)
 * Axxus: WHAT?!? Not on MY watch! (Takes his vibrosword, puts on his captain outfit, and goes out)
 * Julymusk: GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY!!!
 * Cynder: Get off of this ship! Don't make us hurt you more!
 * Creek: "Please don't hurt us! We don't have guns anymore ever since the jockstrap inosent!?"
 * Spyro: "Why don't you have guns cause of-..... I don't want to know."
 * Julymusk: "It's better you don't really."
 * Creek: "Please! We just want Cheese to like us again!"
 * Cynder: "Don't you two know what he's been doing?"
 * Julymusk: "To be honest, no idea. We're mainly just new recruits as of... The past few weeks, but we were redused to be sent to that mudhole Mrex cause of the Jockstrap innsodent."
 * Creek: "Which wasn't THAT much our fault!"
 * Cynder: "Spyro, I think these guys aren't a threat. They're just a bunch of bad luck idiots."
 * Spyro: "Under the condition you land this thing before you cause serious damage, you guys will avoid getting further burned in the butts."
 * Julymusk: "Well maybe not from you, but I doubt these criminals would be as merciless as-"
 * Creek: "TREE!?"
 * Julymusk: "Since when does a tree know- AGGGH?!"
 * The Ship zooms around a giant tree!
 * Julymusk: "Oh, that was as close as-"
 * Creek: "TOWER?!"
 * Julymusk: "AGGGH?!"
 * The Ship misses the tower.
 * Tower Pirate: "SUNDAY DRIVER?!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, that is even more closer then-"
 * Creek: "SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
 * The Ship crashes face first into a supply depot!
 * Julymusk: "..... Shouldn't there be a Ka-boom?"
 * Creek, Cynder, and Spyro: "DON'T JINX IT?!" (Suddenly, the SS Axxus blows up, and Spyro, Cynder, Julymusk and Creek are launched right into the air)
 * Axxus: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! THEY WRECKED MY FLAPPIN' SHIP!!!
 * Sacen: Hey, there's the lizard things up in the air!
 * Axxus:...Uh-oh. They're going straight into the--(Spyro and the group fall right into the shark-infested waters)...Junja Shark Pools.
 * Sparx: GREAT SCOT!!! THEY'RE GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!!!
 * Skipper: WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!!! (They run off after them)
 * Julymusk: (He and Creek gasp for air while Spyro and Cynder surface) Oh, no! (They see the Junja Sharks swimming towards them) SHARKS!!!
 * Spyro: TIME TO GO!!! (He and Cynder grab Julymusk and Creek, but the Junja Sharks pull them straight into the water again)
 * Cynder: OH, NO YOU DON'T!!! (They both dive into the water where the two hijackers are surrounded by Junja Sharks. Cynder and Spyro go down and defend them by freezing them in ice and blowing them around in currents. They grab Julymusk and Creek, and resurface, where the two gasp for air again)
 * Julymusk:...You saved us?
 * Spyro: Hey, nobody's THAT heartless. (They fly them to the docks where they meet up with the others)
 * Trixie: GUYS! Are you okay?!?
 * Spyro: "Well, we been better."
 * Axxus: "Imperials?!"
 * Axxus holds Creek and Julymusk at gunpoint!
 * Lord BIAB: "It's ok sir. I indicated that they're harmless idiots. No traces of weapony on them."
 * Axxus: ".... Yeah but they wreaked my ship."
 * ???: "AND THE SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
 * A heavily bearded Unotter is seen.
 * Axxus: "Uh oh."
 * Spyro: "Who's that?"
 * Axxus: "My uncle. Longbeard Axxus the Pirate. The member of the High Ranker council in the fortress."
 * Longbeard: "Tarcroy, those imperials have destroyed my brother's ship AND the supply depot! We're helpless against a future attack from Rarxter! I hope you plan to have those scum punished?!"
 * Axxus: "Where, they're harmless idiots uncle, they not a threat."
 * Longbeard: "But all in all, they need to be punished for practicly leaving us with our pirate pants down! (Sees Spyro and Cynder) And who the hell are they!?"
 * The Penguins made shock faces.
 * Rico: 'Uh oh."
 * Cynder: "...... Meow?"
 * Spyro wispers: "The hell?"
 * Cynder wispers: "We need to make ourselves look unsentient."
 * Longbeard: "I AIN'T STUPID YA BULGE CRATS!? (Brings out giant lazer sword) TALK!? WHO ARE YOU AND WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
 * Axxus: Uncle Longbeard, don't! I brought them here! These guys are the Shell Lodge Squad that saved our worlds from the Villains Act. You cannot tell the others about this.
 * Longbeard: I'm sorry, Tarcroy, but vigilantes like these bust guys like us, and somebody MUST know. Plus, these imperials MUST be punished.
 * Axxus: Hey, you owe me a favor! Don't you remember when I saved you from those Junja Sharks 2 weeks ago? You were like 'I literally owe you a favor'. The favor is that you cannot tell anyone about this.
 * Longbeard: And what if I do?
 * Axxus: I'll throw you back into the Junja Shark Pool and not save you this time. That'll surely teach you not to go back on your promise.
 * Longbeard:...You'd do that to your own Uncle?
 * Axxus: Don't you dare test me, I'm not afraid of anything. These guys are not serving Foul Cheese. They want to help us. If you can't see that, then I sure hope you know how to swim even with a bad foot.
 * Longbeard:...Very well. I won't tell anyone. But if I get busted for keeping secrets, then I'm blaming you.
 * Axxus: Fair. Now you can start by dressing these two guys as pirates.
 * Longbeard: Who do ye' think I am, a magician? I don't have any pirate clothing that can fit these guys.
 * Axxus: I don't think they need clothes. All they need is something generic. Like...an eyepatch, or a headcloth.
 * Spyro: Oh, boy. I still don't feel cut out for this.
 * Cynder: Spyro, we've already been discovered, so we don't have a choice.
 * Julymusk: "....... Am I crazy or, did those pirates actselly, not killed us?"
 * Creek: "...... Did we get lost in an alternate dimention?"
 * Spyro: Uh, Mr. Longbeard? What about these two?
 * Axxus: We can't allow you two to leave or be seen. If you leave, we'll be in more trouble. If you're seen, you'll ruin our plans to end our problems. We have no choice but to keep you here.
 * Creek:...YOU'RE KEEPING US PRISONER?!? I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL ALL THIS TIME!!!
 * Sacen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO, WE AREN'T EVIL!!!
 * Axxus: Hey, watch your language, young lady!
 * Sacen: Father, I'm 20 years old, I'm not a little pup anymore!
 * Longbeard: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!! If you want to violate the honesty regulations of piracy, Axxus, then that's fine, but how are you supposed to keep these guys from leaving?
 * Axxus: Oh, I'm not gonna do it. YOU are.
 * Longbeard: And why should I do that?
 * Axxus: You owe me a FAVOR, remember?
 * Longbeard: Dammit, I so wish I never said those words. Fine, I'll keep them at my place. I have a nice spot for them in my old cell.
 * Julymusk: CELL?!?
 * Julymusk: (Both he and Creek are locked up in the cell) YOU REALLY ARE CRIMINALS!!! WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, WE ARE GONNA SEE TO IT THAT FOUL CHEESE EXECUTES YOU!!!
 * Sacen: (Slaps both Julymusk and Creek) You aren't doin' nothing to my father, or you're gonna have to answer to me!
 * Creek: Oh, sure, and get arrested for assault or murder. (They both get smacked twice)
 * Sacen: Wise guys, huh? Keep it up, and we'll keep you here FOREVER!
 * Axxus: SACEN! You're surely sounding like a criminal. Please don't encourage them. Or they're never gonna be reasoned with.
 * SpongeBob: Guys, if it'll make you feel any better, we saved your lives. If we were TRUE criminals, we would've left you with those sharks.
 * Creek:...He does make a point. (Julymusk slaps him)
 * Julymusk: DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES! THEY AND THE HEROES ACT HAVE BETRAYED THEIR OWN NAMES!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THESE ACCUSATIONS RIGHT NOW!!! We need to get some rest. We've got a busy day tomorrow. Some of us need to guard these guys, others need to repair Axxus' ship...
 * Longbeard: AND the Supply Depot!
 * Lord Shen:...Yes, and we also need to...find out what we're fighting against. Didn't one of your pirates mention something about a guy named 'Rarxter'?
 * Axxus: (Yawns) We'll tell ye' about it in the morning. We have to get some shut eye. Longbeard, is your cell's security system still functional?
 * Longbeard: As it'll ever be. DNA-scanning fields are operational. Will shock them if they try to escape.
 * Julymask: CRIMINALS!!! CRIMINALS I SAY!!!
 * Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
 * Creek: "... Uh musk? I think we may've counted our flickens before they hatched."
 * Julymusk slapped him again!

Chapter 3: Foul Cheese's Horrible Truth and The Treacherous Captain Rarxter
Following morning. Top Floor Flashback. Present Earlier before. Later. Later still. Now. Granmorc's cabin. 3 hours later. Axxus Fortress. Suppy Depot ruin. Flashback. Present Space, 3 days away from Arca Mt. Evacore Outskirts A travel later. At the end of the trail. Voogboo's cave. In the fires. VoogBoo's Cave Outside.
 * Creek and Julymusk are now seen in raggy clothing.
 * A brutal Rog pirate with a whip is seen.
 * Pirate Rog: "Alright, ya two imperial swines! You caused alot of trouble yesterday and you owe us a new Supply Depot. In the coming days, Rarxter is coming to cause trouble again, and we can't risk being under-prepared."
 * Julymusk: "Well quite frankly, it served you criminals right."
 * The Rog whapped the whip, scaring Julymusk into silence!
 * Pirate Rog: "I DIDN'T INSTRUCTED YA TO SPEAK, VLOX!?"
 * Creek: "Wow, it's like never left bootcamp."
 * Pirate Rog: "THAT GOES DOUBLE TO YOU, LIZARD?!"
 * Creek: "Sorry."
 * Pirate Rog: "We're on a 4 day time limit, and I want this building to be at peak condition before Rarxter comes and kill us all, even you clowns."
 * Julymusk: "4 days to repair a depot for supplies? That's a physical impossability? Why not just incrise lazer defences, you brutes?"
 * Pirate Rog: "Well, we ain't like you RICH GREEDY BASTURDS WHO STEAL FROM THE LESS FORTUNE, NOW ARE WE?!"
 * Creek: "Oh, I get it. It's about Cheese being abit strict, isn't it? And that, tax stuff. I understand the concern, but, Goverments tax and give strict laws to people all the ti-"
 * Pirate Rog roars!
 * Pirate Rog: "I DID NOT ASK FOR YOU OPINION, IMPERIAL VIG?! NOW YOU AND YOUR VLOX FRIEND BETTER GET TO WORK?!"
 * The Whip becomes a lazer whip and the duo get scared into start repairing the supply depot!
 * The Lougers see this with the HA group.
 * Icky: "Aren't we being a bit unfair to those dorks, even if it is their screa up that we don't have supplies and our van being wrecked? I'm sure if they just realise Cheesy is the bad guy here, they won't WANT to try and please him anymore."
 * Magnum: "But simply explaining about his mistreatment to the poor and the strict laws won't work so easily. Goverments are known for things like that. Taxes and Laws are pretty rekindiseable practices. It would have to be something very against every goverment practice in the book."
 * Iago: "Oh it's not like that old buzzard commited geniside and covered it up or anything."
 * ???: "I wouldn't say that, now would I?"
 * They see Groson.
 * Icky: "Oh hey, your Axxus' old pirate friend, right? Gross-on, was it?"
 * Groson: "Uh, minus the extra S and you be correct."
 * Vancer: "You look, unsettlingly sad."
 * Groson: "(Sigh), becuase I'm living proof, that Foul Cheese is capable of much worse actions, then a bad tax and a few unfair laws! Those, we can somewhat forgive. What he did to my childhood home of Krex, forever EARNED Axxus' eturnal Tyrant Taxing!"
 * Aurlena: "Krex? The moon of Krexloonas, the icy gas giant? Not to sound disrespectful, but, I thought the VA destroyed that moon for dissing to Darkness Qui for not supplying credits to her."
 * Groson: "Ha! A goverment cover-up to protact his ass, saids I!"
 * Cynder: "Are you sure?"
 * Groson: "I don't blame you for not taking in the word of an old vlog. Me creditability is hard to acknowledge in my old age. But I know there's something in the island who is creditable. An old Shaman Native Arcanian named VoogBoo. His knowledge is that of a devine!"
 * Tigress: "We'll, be sure to check with him about this."
 * Groson: "One thing though.... He likes tributes. So, either he gets something REALLY nice from you, or he remains silent."
 * Squidward: "We'll buy the old man a gumball."
 * Groson: "No lads, it has to be a MEANINGFUL gift. He doesn't trust gifts you pulled out of your ass so you can get to tell you something, then he'll think your evil, and curse you for the rest of your days! It happened to a former first mate of Rarxter.... You, don't wanna know what happened to that ape."
 * Icky: "How are we suppose to give a meaningful gift to a guy we don't even know well enough?"
 * Groson: "Simple. It has to be something, he doesn't already have, or really really likes it so much, he can never have just one."
 * Squidward: "So, what does he like more then anything?"
 * Groson: "... That's, what makes him feared in this planet. No one knows WHAT he likes. He's so anichent and mysterious, he doesn't even speak our languise without mimicry magic."
 * Magnum: "Well, considering he's assumingly tribal, he will enjoy something very advance and beautiful."
 * Groson: "Well, maybe, but we don't know WHAT!"
 * Suddenly, They hear a whip sound!
 * Pirate Rog: "HEY!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLACKING OFF?!"
 * Creek: "Dude, chill! I am just looking at my holo-Game Boy! I was gonna take a quick game break! I'm playing Holo-Tecnotris!"
 * Brandy: "..... They have, a Holo-Game boy? This Universe has hologratic video games?"
 * Icky: "Hey, stranger things happen in OUR own universe!"
 * The Pirate Rog takes away Creek's game!
 * Creek: "Hey!? I was just getting started!?"
 * Pirate Rog: "EITHER YOU RESUME WORK OR I'M BREAKING THIS THING!?"
 * Axxus: "Bromose, at ease!"
 * Pirate Rog, named Bromose, stood still in a salute!
 * Bromose: "Sir! I am just making these worthless clowns repair the depot?!"
 * Axxus: "Actselly, I had been talking with our, guests, and they felt that if these two idiots realise Foul Cheese isn't worth being obedient too, they'll be MUCH more wiling to play by our rules, and they'll complain and insult us alot less."
 * Bromose: "Brillient Idea, sir! Very well, my shift is over anyway, it's break time."
 * He left.
 * Creek grabs his Holo-Game boy!
 * Creek: "Aw man, I missed you boy!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, grow a sense of dignity, will you?"
 * Axxus: "Ahem. Listen, fellas...  I feel as if we're both gotten off on the wrong foot here."
 * Creek: "Oh, things happen bro. No worries."
 * Julymusk slaps Creek!
 * Julymusk: "HE'S A CRIMINAL, REMEMBER?!"
 * Creek: "I know, it's just, I'm abit more open that the stuff Foul C.' been saying might be abit exaggerated, you know?"
 * Julymusk: "THEN EXPLAIN THE MILLION OF GUARDS THAT GET HURT OR MURDERED BY HIM OR HIS, MONSTERIOUS MACHINES?!"
 * Creek: "Well, maybe there's something we just don't understand why he does it. Maybe, there's more then neither of us are looking at."
 * Julymusk:...(Grabs him by the shirt, and begins slapping him) HE *Slap* IS *Slap* A *Slap* CRIMINAL!!! Don't know the definition? A PERSON WHO COMMITS CRIMES!!! THIS GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!! HE IS A PIRATE!!! HE--(Suddenly, Bromose whips them both with his laser whip) AAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWIE!!!
 * Creek: AAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWZZZZZAAAA!!!!
 * Bromose: I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! Any more, and I'll charge up the power so there will be MORE pain! (Amplifies the power of the laser whip) GOT IT?!?
 * Julymusk:...(High-pitched) Okay!
 * Bromose: That's what I thought.
 * Lord Shen: Now, Captain? Who is this 'Rarxter' guy that is after you?
 * Axxus: Well, Captain Rarxter is a real mean pirate who...I may've ruined long ago. But not purposely ruined. In fact, he deserved to be ruined because he committed REAL crimes. He stole riches not for what's right, but for himself. If you guys will come with me to the top floor of me fortress. I'll explain everything about him before we go on this mission to go after VoogBoo.
 * Po: (Starts laughing) VOOGBOO!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD SINCE SHAMUS POOPDECK MCFARTY!!!...(Everyone starts laughing)
 * Axxus: Okay, his name isn't THAT funny.
 * Squidward: IT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs) WOOHOOHOOHOO!!!
 * SpongeBob: Now...(Laughs)...let's get to the top floor before we wind up breaking our laugh boxes...that is for some of us who HAVE laugh boxes depending on the ones who have mentioned them. Come to think of it, we're the only universe that has them. But that's not important!
 * Axxus: Follow me. (They enter the fortress)
 * Icky: "Ok, so, what did you do to the guy to piss him off?"
 * Axxus: "Well, you see, back then, I was no more different then, most of the others here. I wore modern pirate clothing like everyone else. It was back when Rarxter was enjoying his Pirate Lord days."
 * Axxus as a proper modern space pirate is seen waxing a golden statue of an Elepent like universeal.
 * (Axxus): "I wasn't as popular as I am now. You see, Unotters are not, powerful animals.... or strong...... Or, anything that quilifies a good Pirate Lord. I wasn't even good with the ladies."
 * We see Axxus getting slapped in the face by multiable women.
 * (Axxus): "... Then again, maybe it's because I have a very slappable face."
 * (A slap was heard)
 * (Axxus): "OW?!"
 * (Icky): "Sorry. You said you had a very slappable face. And your right."
 * (Axxus): "..... Anyway..... I was just destin to be just another low-class underling, desten to eventally die in a big raid. That was when I saw.... Her."
 * A female Unotter in a vicotrion-like dress is seen eschorted by two 6 arm gorrillas torwords a huge throwne with a silluetted figure on it.
 * (Axxues): "She was the most beautiful non-pirate I ever seen. She was, yet another unlucky lass aducted by Rarxter's apes cause he was trying to find himself a wife. I feel sorry for the girl. I was poundering if there was something I could do. Little did I realise..."
 * Axxus was unknowingly leaning against the golden statue, and tipped it over as it shattered and broke into a million pieces, with Axxus realising it, seeing it in shock.
 * Every single pirate and Captive maiden sees this, even the Unotter who captured Axxus eye.
 * Axxus: "..... Uh oh..... Not good."
 * ???: "AXXUS?!"
 * The Silluette stomp torwords Axxus, reveiling himself to the the exact Elephant like creature the statue was!
 * Axxus: "Uh, Pirate Lord Rarxter, I can explain! It was an accsident! I mean, you know it's me! Tarcroy Axxus the Klutz!"
 * (Spongebob): "You were once "Axxus the Klutz"?"
 * (Axxus): "I had a bad tendingy to be a clumzy oaf and get myself into bad situations."
 * (Sandy): "You weren't like that when you robbed the bank."
 * (Axxus): "My uncle helped me to get over my clumsy self."
 * (Icky): "Ahh, that makes sense."
 * Rarxter: "You bloody twat!? I had to steal a thoundson gold to make that statue!?"
 * Axxus: "Couldn't you just melt it down and start over again?"
 * Rarxter: "IT WON'T BE THE SAME!? IT'LL RUIN IT'S VALUE TO ARCA!?"
 * Axxus: "I said it was an accsident?!"
 * Rarxter: "You did it on porpose?! You have NO respect for your pirate lord!?"
 * Axxus: "I wouldn't say I have no respect, I just don't support your actions."
 * Rarxter: "WHAT!?"
 * Axxus: "Well, you steal things for your own gain, not to help others. You follow the forsaken ways of Lamistan the corrupted instead with what the Pirate Lords of Revoluion intended! Even your grandfather! They would frown at you that your becoming just another Lamistan!"
 * Rarxter roared a elephant trumpet!
 * Axxus: "..... Well, someone can't take an honest opinion..."
 * Rarxter: "Your dead Axxus, DEAD!?"
 * Axxus: "Uh oh! Really not good!?"
 * Axxus made a run for it as Rarxter surprisingly kept up and persued him!
 * Ape Goon: "GO GUT HIM UP, BOSS!?"
 * Some Apes blocked the direction Axxus was going, as Rarxter started to close in.
 * Rarxter: "You better defends yourself, (Tosses Axxus a lazer blade) boy. I like my victims to try and hopelessly fight back."
 * Axxus: "Y-y-y-y-You know the Pirate council won't approve of you attacking a random pirate over an accsident! Espiecally not my uncle, even if he does think I'm an idiot.... Wait, that sounded better in my head."
 * Rarxter: But you already insulted my honor by destroying my statue, and you must not go unpunished. You must die! (They both get into a duel) Is THAT the best you can do, you little freak? (Manages to knock the laser sword out of Axxus' grasp, and grabs him by the legs) Pathetic!
 * Axxus: Please, don't kill me! There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do! I've never even got laid!
 * Rarxter: Too bad, so sad. You should've thought of that earlier. I'm sure my Junja Sharks will enjoy making a meal out of you. (Cackles and takes him away)
 * (Axxus): I thought for sure I wasn't gonna see the light of day again. But I hadn't realized that the female I saw a few moments ago was able to secretly report it to the Pirate Council in the middle of the night when nobody was looking.
 * Rarxter: Tarcroy Axxus, you have been accused of dishonoring me and have been sentenced to death. Everyone, jettison the dead weight.
 * Hexilla #1: Aye-aye, sir! Prepare the plank!
 * Hexilla #2: Preparing the plank! (Puts the plank over, and they all hold Axxus at gunpoint and escort him to the plank where dozens of Junja Sharks wait with bright red eyes, and Axxus gulps)
 * Rarxter: Say goodbye, Axxus! (Cackles)--
 * ???: STOP! (A series of pirates appear)
 * Pirate #1: (A giant Gila monster) Who authorized this execution without our consent?
 * Pirate #2: (A giant ostrich-like creature) We don't allow disgraces like that on OUR planet.
 * Rarxter: Chancellor Borrax?!? What are you doing here?!?
 * Pirate #1 (Chancellor Borrax): We were notified by someone that there has been an unauthorized execution taking place here. And big surprise it was YOU this whole time.
 * Pirate #3: (A furry rhino-like creature) You know the rules, Rarxter! Nobody is allowed to commit executions without our authorization. That's a BIG disgrace in the pirate line.
 * Chancellor Borrax: You leave us no choice, Rarxter! You're discharged as Pirate Lord.
 * Rarxter: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
 * Chancellor Borrax: I can! I'm the one who made you Pirate Lord to begin with, and I can make you NOT the Pirate Lord. You further dishonor your pirate name by questioning out authority, and therefore, you're banished from Ardalicron forever.
 * Rarxter:...WHO REPORTED THEM HERE?!?
 * ???: I did! (Everyone looks to see the Unotter female)
 * Unotter Female: I'm the one who called them. If there's anything I know about the pirates here, it's that there's a strict code about murder. You violated it.
 * Rarxter:...YOU BITCH!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
 * Chancellor Borrax: (Whistles, and Rarxter is pinned down by his forces) I will not say this again, Rarxter. You are banished! If you ever return, you will be executed. Am I clear?
 * Rarxter: (Groans angrily)...You haven't seen the last of me, you meddling female! I will make you pay for this. Everyone, let's get out of here. (They take off in their spaceship, Axxus and the female Unotter are freed)
 * Chancellor Borrax: Tarcroy Axxus? You showed great courage in standing up to that traitor. We are making you the new Pirate Lord.
 * Axxus:...You really mean it? But I never did anything.
 * Pirate #2: There's a lot more to piracy than just that. It means bravery, and standing up for what's right.
 * Axxus:...(Hugs the female Unotter) You saved my life!
 * (Axxus): Turns out, the girl's name was Yases. We got married, and had a child.
 * (Icky): And I'm guessing that child is Sacen?
 * (Axxus): Right you are. We've been together for a while. But we didn't stay that way forever. Because it turns out Rarxter DID come back. This time, with a stronger crew. Most of the Pirate Council were injured badly. But worst of all, Yases...was killed.
 * Rarxter: (Stabs Yases with his golden vibrosword)
 * Axxus: NOOOOO!!!! (Yases falls to the ground)
 * Rarxter: You're next, Axxus! (Charges toward him, but Axxus stops him with sudden brute strength)
 * Axxus:...A life for a life! (Pushes him straight off a cliff)
 * Rarxter: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Rarxter falls to the ground, while tumbling, his eye gets wounded, and his right arm gets dislocated, and he crashes to the ground screaming in pain)
 * Axxus: (Jumps to the ground right near Rarxter, and takes out his vibrosword) Get off of this planet, Rarxter! NOW! You know the penalty for returning here.
 * Rarxter: Oh, I do. But you STILL haven't seen the last of me. My revenge on your wife has been completed, but my revenge on YOU is far from over. I will return, and this time, your precious daughter is next! (Gets on his spaceship) ENJOY YOUR GRIEF WHILE YOU CAN, AXXUS! (Cackles, and the spaceship takes off)
 * (Axxus): He murdered my wife. And now, he's targeting Sacen. That's why I had to train her to be an excellent fighter so she can protect herself, and protect me. I even had to try my best to satisfy the Pirate Council. I've had to satisfy the homeworlds of several of my crew members, mainly because of Foul Cheese. He's been after me for years. Every one of his plans to capture me almost worked if it wasn't for Sacen. I'm beginning to think that both Foul Cheese and Rarxter are now after Sacen. So I was forced to keep her as far away from the two of them as possible. I had no idea how to stop both of them. But still, my crew got our main priorities done in no time flat. We always came out on top.
 * Axxus: Sacen is just as important to me as Yases. Of course, Sacen has been tryin' to convince me to give up me pirate gig just to protect me. But some things are much more important than one's self. Strict pirate philosophy.
 * Icky: "Gees, tough break. There's nothing worse then a vengeful ex-pirate lord who thinks you intended him to suffer like that because you had an honest opinion against him."
 * Axxus: "Well, I was imfamous of making "Friends" like that. I can never seem to impress anyone back then."
 * Po: "Obviously they like you now!"
 * Axxus: "That's mainly because I am a Pirate lord, and I don't think it's much else."
 * Shifu: "I see..... Your unsure of the position passed on to you cause of an accsident. It actselly happened to Po when he became dragon warrior."
 * Po: "Yeah. I didn't had alot of faith in myself either. But I got over my own insecturies and, most of my total awkwordness, and I'm bodasiously awesome!"
 * Axxus: "Well, I have OTHER problems aside from that. Rarxter and The Govener keep getting worse and worse. Rarxter keeps mysteriously getting stronger weapons, and not all of my heists are successful aside from the ones that were, including the one with most of you guys in it. We're normally lucky to get only half of the loot we liberated while narrowly escaping the imperial forces."
 * Shifu: "Surely, your daughter's concern lies mostly with Rarxter and the Govener being allowed to remain constintly powerful threats. If they were to be stopped for good, Sacen's worries would cease."
 * Po: "That means we have to remove Foul Ceese breath from power and get Rarxter arrested!"
 * Axxus: "I appresiate the opptamistic attatudes. But you didn't exactly won against me, now do you? No offence, but this was someone who became a Pirate lord mainly from being a dumb klutz with a statue who escaped the supposingly unstoppable heroes who took down the VA."
 * Magnum: "Yeah, that's what we had been meaning to ask.... Why did a clearly pure individual like you joined the Villain's Act, albeit a minor member?"
 * Axxus: They were actually anonymous when I accepted the job. They never revealed they were from the Villains Act until I discovered clues on the guy's identity. It turned out to be this bastard named Zigmond the Zodiac. One of the most fierce pirates around who does pirating outside of Ardalicron, and serves the Villains Act in return for some protection. Crazy monkey thinks he can trick me into stealing money just for him to have it all, and trick everyone in Ardalicron to go against me? In fact, Rarxter was the one who sent him to get me. It was all just a plan to get to me daughter. I am very thankful my old friend Groson was able to have his pet bird to expose Zigmond as the dirty trickster he is and his alligence to Rarxter. I'm so happy ye' all left him to lose one of his eyes, and one of his hands. Although, since he's locked up in Oranos, I'm sure he won't be no problem to me anymore.
 * Icky: "But why do you still keep the Battle Droid rip-offs if ya know they were from the VA?"
 * Axxus: "Call it a guilty pleasure. The robots had done so much for me, I asked the council to stilll let me keep them.... Begrudgingly, they did. But they warned me their preasence will made me even more controverseal to the people of law, and give Cheese evidence to use against me that I'm nothing more but a crook. Which explains why you guys are here."
 * Po: "Oh, I see."
 * Xandy: "You do realise that as long as you keep those machines, it will be hard for us to try and justify you as a misunderstood anti-hero."
 * Shifu: "Not if we prove that Foul Cheese is the real villain of this situation, and explain the truth behind the includion of these Starbots."
 * Po: "But first, we need to get those two imperial guys on our side so they won't end up screwing us all in the butt."
 * Axxus: "Very well. Rarxter isn't gonna be for 4 days anyway. Let's take those two to see Voogboo. But had we desided what we're gonna give him?"
 * Crane: It's gonna be tough if what he likes is a mystery. But I think I have a solution on how to find out. Is there anything else you know about him aside from his unknown desire and power?
 * Axxus: HAH! There's little knowledge about the bludger. In fact, VoogBoo isn't his real name. He is said that he keeps his identity safe even from us pirates or allies. Don't know why, but it must be important.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, do you know the previous favors that worthy people have given him?
 * Axxus: They won't help us much, laddie. The only favors he's been given were rare rocks, artifacts, and even soils. Can't seem to put our fingers on what they all mean. Besides, it'll be useless to use them again because he'd think you overheard it and will attack you. This gift needs to be something fresh and new. Something that he's been looking for for years on end. Something as rare as Poulkey's teeth. That's a metaphor, by the way, poulkeys don't have teeth.
 * Sacen: Well, I don't know if this will work, but I found something of interest at the Glava Volcano 4 weeks ago. It's a kind of rock, but it has a shiny interior. Looks much like a half of an egg.
 * Kowalski: I think you're talking about a thunder egg.
 * Axxus: (Gasps) Sacen...you found a thunder egg?!?
 * Cloakblade: What, prey tell, is a thunder egg?
 * Kowalski: They're nodule-like rocks that are formed within ryolithic volcanic ash layers. Inside, they contain different kinds of precious stones like agate, jasper, opal, quartz, and so on. I've seen one, too. Too bad it was destroyed on one of our missions. Here's a picture of one. (Shows them a picture)
 * Sacen:...Yep, it's definitely a thunder egg.
 * Axxus: Sacen, you're brilliant! I have no doubt that VoogBoo will love it. He might think of it as a combination between everything else he has. Do you have it?
 * Sacen: Well...unfortunately...I was gonna get it, but I may've accidentally dropped it into a pool of Phodon Sharks.
 * Axxus: OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HATE Phodon sharks! With their flashing bodies and their vast numbers. It'll be impossible to get that thunder egg with them swimming all over it.
 * Icky: "Can't you just have one of your robots to go in and get it? Sharks can't eat robots, right?"
 * Axxus: Yeah, they're not waterproof. They go in there, they short circuit and shut down. BIAB has yet to fix that problem. So I guess we're gonna have to provide a distraction for them beasts and allow one of us to go down and get it.
 * Sacen: Well, it might be hard getting that thunder egg to the surface. When I picked it up, it must've weighed over 30 pounds! You'll swim so slow, you'll never make it before those sharks get you. So, we need to think this through carefully. Phodon Sharks are among the most intelligent sharks ever known.
 * Kowalski: And it's gonna be hard distracting them considering all the senses they have.
 * Sacen: Exactly! We need to be smart AND quick about it. We're obviously gonna need somebody who's semi-aquatic, and has enough strength to lift that thunder egg to the surface quickly.
 * Kowalski: Well, instead of having one semi-aquatic, why not use ALL of them? Teamwork could really be useful.
 * Skipper: Okay, who in this team is aquatic or semi-aquatic? (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Kaa, Viper, Spyro, Cynder, Ed Otter, Missing Link, Savio, Larry Anaconda, Gilda (Mergriffin), Trixie (Merpony), Xandy, Sacen, and Axxus raise their hands)...WHOA, there's a LOT of them here. I guess that means we'll accomplish this after all.
 * Sacen: Hold on. Since when have THOSE two (Gilda and Trixie) become semi-aquatic?
 * Gilda: PLEASE don't ask. I look ridiculous in that form.
 * Trixie: We've been given a magic spell that makes us mer-creatures a long time ago.
 * Sacen:...What are 'mer-creatures'?
 * Trixie: Seriously? You don't have mermaids in your worlds? You had humans, yet you have no mermaids? People with a tail fin lower body?
 * Axxus:...Oh, we DO have them in our worlds. Only they're called 'neustoids'. There's a lot of them on Ardalicron. I see a lot of them hanging out on the rocks near the fortress. There's some over there. (Points out the window to see mermaid-like beings with fins that look much more fish-like, having pelvic fins) HEY, YILETTE!!!
 * Neustoid #1 (Yilette): (Notices) Oh, HI, AXXUS!!!
 * Neustoid #2: AXXUS!!!
 * Neustoid #3: OH, I SO WANNA SWIM WITH HIM!!! (Giggles)
 * Axxus: (Laughs) They are such flirters.
 * Sacen: But back to the plan. Black and white bird, if there are a lot of us aquatics and semi-aquatics, then how are our big numbers not gonna get the attention of the sharks?
 * Skipper: Oh, I've handled sharks before. They're just fish. We eat fish for breakfast...and lunch...and dinner...and every day.
 * Sacen: So how are you gonna deal with them?
 * Skipper: Simple. Sharks are attracted to meat, right? Well, we might need a HUGE glob of meat to distract them. A glob of meat so large, that it'll keep them occupied long enough for us to get that thunder egg.
 * Axxus: So we just gotta kill something?
 * Private: I don't like where this is going. I hate seeing animals die.
 * Sacen: Well, I think I have just the meat we need. One of our Junja Sharks has been dying lately after eating rotten 5-week-old meat.
 * Rico: Eew!
 * Sacen: So we could use that Junja Shark's body to distract them.
 * Axxus: Sacen, are you sure it's big enough to get the job done?
 * Sacen: Please, daddy, these things can grow up to 25 feet long. I'm confident that it will work. It'll keep them ALL distracted. But we must hurry with it, too. Their electroreceptors could pick us up at any moment when we move in.
 * Icky: "Well, let's get this show on the road....Where's that volcano?"
 * Sacen: It's on the other side of this bog. And tough luck getting there by vehicle, our vehicles are wrecked. We'll have to get there by foot.
 * Icky: YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!! THAT JOURNEY MIGHT BE DANGEROUS BY FOOT!!!
 * Axxus: I agree, Sacen. There's aquatic carnivores all over this bog, and we can't just walk there on foot. One of them could bite our foot off easily. Especially since most of this area is...well...covered with salt water.
 * Trixie: Another flaw. Our flippers only appear when we touch salt water. We won't be able to walk good as opposed to swim with dangerous predators on our tails.
 * Sacen: Well, if any of yall' have any less dangerous ideas on how to get there, then I'm listening.
 * Shrek: "Do the other pirates have some ships we could borrow?"
 * Axxus: Ooh, I ain't sure about that, me laddie. It takes a LOT of trust to allow another pirate to borrow his ship. Pirates have a policy that says that they can't loan ships unless the person can be trusted. And trust me, some of the pirates are already suspicious about whether or not yall' are REAL pirates after hearing about the commotion last night. I'm risking my position as the Pirate Lord by breaking one of the most strict rules of piracy!
 * Devon: What? Never wear brown shoes with a blue suit?
 * Cornwall: (Slaps him) I'm sure that's not what he was talking about, you moron!
 * Axxus: He's right. It's NEVER tell a lie.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, I know how THAT feels.
 * Axxus: I've had to lie to all these pirates that you guys are pirates, and not all of 'em are stupid. Even with your acting, a pirate has a keen eye to sensing acts. You guys were lucky the only one that knows about it is my Uncle, who I've convinced to not tell anyone. If anyone figures this out, I could be fired. I can't tell the truth until it's time.
 * Banzai: Well, like THAT makes us feel any better.
 * Axxus: What I'm trying to say here is that you have to earn a pirate's full trust before ye' borrow their ship. And with our cover nearly exposed, I'm not sure if that'll be possible.
 * Icky: "Well, fuckasaurus!? That means we can't go either way cause walking there is dangerious, and because of the freakout, we're on uneasy waters!"
 * Spongebob: "Ok, then we're just gonna have to think of something else he doesn't have."
 * Patrick: "Wait a minute...."
 * Patrick remembers the Holo-Game Boy that Creek had.
 * Patrick: "If the guy's a tribal person, then maybe, he also doesn't have tecknowagey!?"
 * Shenzi: "Well DUH!? The guy's a native islander. So?"
 * Patrick: "So what if.... We give him that lizard guy's video game?"
 * Brandy: "Patrick, that's even more stupid then your modern stupidity in recent episodes that not alot of people seem fond of."
 * Mr. Wiskers: "I don't know Brandy, he does tend to like things he never has before, so, I sure he'll like a gam boy with holograms."
 * Icky: "Well one issue: The lizard dude loves it to death! We're luckly he's partically consider it to consider our side of the story, that'll go away in a second if we ask for his handheld gaming system. Trust me. I know my video game nerds."
 * Sacen: Okay, look, if we're running out of options, then I think I may have another suggestion on how to get to that thunder egg.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Name it.
 * Sacen: Well, BIAB has been working on a device that can repair damages within a millisecond. Says it's 90% completed, but that was just 2 weeks ago, and it hasn't progressed ever since. If we can fix that problem for him, then we can use it to repair the SS Axxus AND the van.
 * Patrick: NOW you're talking!
 * SpongeBob: Sure wish we still had that fixer-upper gun that Sandy had. Sucks that we accidentally destroyed it.
 * Sandy: Yeah, and it's gonna take a while for me to make a new one. But I think I might be just the squirrel to help. After having been experienced with Atlantean sciences, I think I might have the brains to fix that problem.
 * Sacen: Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Does a squirrel eat nuts?
 * Sacen:...Well...do they in YOUR worlds?
 * Sandy: (Sighs) I'm saying of course. Wow, these guys need to visit our worlds every once in a while.
 * Gilda: "I'm starting to think this is gonna be a running gag."
 * ???: "HEY GUYS!?"
 * Everyone looks to see a Pirate goat-like creature with a thunder egg!
 * Pirate Goat creature: "Look what I found washed up on the shore in the bog not too far from here! It's a shiny rock?! And it's mine! YAAAAAAA HOOOOOOO!?"
 * The Heroes: "..... Fuck?!"
 * Axxus: "Just our luck that Granmorc the Karma Hudini manages to get the Thunder Egg!?"
 * Squidward: "And HOW did a rock get all the way up here if rocks can't flout?"
 * The Sharks are playing volley ball with the Thunder Egg!
 * This lasted until a Insectitiod Octopus appears and snags it away from them, and spreys acidic ink clouds!
 * The Creture was asleep until a crab with a scorpian tail steals it, and runs away as fast as it can!
 * The crab came apawn shore, then was swooped by by a small pteradactal like seagull! And then came Granmorc.
 * Granmorc: "Oh, shiny rock."
 * Other pirates are seen with Granmorc.
 * Pirate: "Wow, you scored big, Grans!"
 * Sloo: "What're you gonna do with it?"
 * Granmorc: "I'm gonna keep it forever and never let it go! I'll name her..... Wilson."
 * Groson: "..... You know that sounds like a male's name, right?"
 * Granmorc: "Oh what do you know? Your obcessed with a Junga Shark that doesn't even acknowledge your existence aside from just being food!"
 * Groson: "Nonsense! He loves me very much! Aren't ya boy?!"
 * A disgruntled roar was heard!
 * Groson: "That, was a yes."
 * Granmorc: "Pfft! Forget you! I'm going to my cabin!"
 * Granmorc leaves!
 * Three dishonest looking pirates are seen.
 * Dishonest Pirate 1: "(Wispers) I say we steal that thing while he's asleep and give to Voogboo to get him to tell us where we can find the most valuable treasure in the system and become rich?! "Wilson", is our key to unigmaginable fortune."
 * The other two dishonest pirates snicker.
 * Icky: (His mouth is wide open, dubbed as the Nostalgia Critic)...That...dirty, stuck up, sadistic, s***-e****g, c***-s*****g, butt-f*****g, p***s-s******g, crotch-g******g, ball-l*****g, s****-drinking, dog-raping, Nazi-loving, child-touching, cow-humping perverted, spineless, heartless, mindless, dickless, testicle-choking, urine-gargling, jerk-offing, horse-faced, sheep fondling, toilet kissing, self-centered, feces puking, d****-shoving, snot-spitting, crap gathering, big nosed, monkey slapping, bastard screwing, bean shitting, fart knocking, sack busting, splooge tasting, bear blowing, head swallowing, bitch snatching, hand-j*****g, doggie caressing, mucus spewing, a***-plugging, hole grabbing, uncircumcised, sewer sipping, whore mongering, piss swimming, midget munching, douchebag, hoe biting, carnivorous mail-order prostituting ASSHOLE!!! HE TOTALLY STOLE OUR THUNDER EGG!!!
 * Gilda:...Icky, I had no idea you had such dirty vocabulary.
 * Iago: "Well...... Ain't this unnatrally strange, lucky and somehow unlucky at the same time?"
 * Squidward: "Icky, you didn't need to use such vulgarity! He doesn't know he stolen it, it must've somehow came to him through a series of unexpected events."
 * Icky: "If so, either way, WE NEED THAT ROCK?!"
 * Axxus: Well, we can't get the thunder egg now. We have to earn his trust in order to have it, and as I've said before, it's not possible.
 * Sacen: NO! I've wasted TOO much time to get this job done, and I am NOT gonna let it be ruined by a bunch of poopy-headed pirates who totally stole MY thunder egg! We're gonna get that thing no matter what.
 * Axxus: Sacen, you're not seriously thinking about taking it from him!
 * Sacen: Of course not. That would be stupid. We need a less risky way to get it. Like...well...I've got nothing.
 * Icky: How about a competition?
 * Sacen:...A competition?
 * Icky: Yeah. You challenge that pirate to something you're good at, and whoever wins gets to keep the thunder egg. It's the most honest way I can think of.
 * Sacen:...You know, that's not a bad idea.
 * SpongeBob: Good thinking there, Icky. What's Sacen good at, though?
 * Sacen: Well, I'm good at many things. I'm good at over 105 board games, 20 sports, and 5 martial arts. My father taught them all to me to boost up my intelligence and combat skills so I can protect myself from Rarxter or Foul Cheese. And he succeeded.
 * Axxus: I'm not sure this will be different. Granmorc may be stupid, but he is a SKILLED space pirate. He's a master at over 120 board games, 50 sports, and...1 martial art. (Everyone laughs) But he's still good at fighting even with little experience. (Everyone stops laughing)
 * Shenzi: Then I guess we're gonna have to go with a board game.
 * Dr. Cockroach: And since we have little knowledge of YOUR worlds just as you have little knowledge of OURS, we're totally oblivious as to what board games you have. I'm sure since you have a different timeline, you have different kinds of games. Is there anything game that Granmorc isn't good at?
 * Axxus: Doubt it. He's a quick learner. Any new game he's introduced to will allow him to learn how to do it perfectly as the game progresses. He is basically unstoppable. That's why he's called 'Granmorc the Karma Houdini'. He wins over games he's introduced to like magic.
 * Tulio:...I never knew Harry Houdini existed in your world.
 * Axxus: Who's that? I think you mean 'Honas Houdini', famous magician.
 * Gilda:...This is DEFINITELY a running gag.
 * Banzai: I sure hope it's not as silly as that Paul Bunyan's joke we used before. (The Paul Bunyan's gag is seen) (Shrugs) It's STILL here? I thought it was only meant for that one moisode we introduced it in.
 * Shenzi: Well, a lot of people in the UUniverses say that that gag was hilarious, even though we ripped it off from Phineas and Ferb.
 * Granmorc was humming a tune as he entered the cabin, as he lovingly hugged the thunder egg.
 * Granmorc: "We're home Wilson! It's my old cabin! Do you like it?"
 * Granmorc draws a silly happy face on it with periment marker and puts a diaper on it.
 * Granmorc: "Your happy already, Wilson, my baby girl!"
 * Granmorc hugged the rock.
 * He was secretly watched by the dishonest pirates from before, who were a trio of bearded lizard like alternate universeals by the way if you were gonna ask.
 * Dishonest Pirate 2: "Aw nuts, Booshard, he defaced the value of the Thunder Egg!"
 * Dishonest Pirate 3: "Don't worry about the marker. I had stolen a speical marker desolvent in my place from a shipment heading to Carbunga! Works wonders on blood from victims as well!"
 * Dishonest Pirate 1 (Booshard): "Firstly, we need to even snag the damn thing before we talk about cleaning it up! Remember, Granmorc is an idiot! All we have to do, is trick him! And Loonbor, Kinnybeard, I have such the idea!?"
 * Loonbar the Second Pirate and Kinnybeard the 3rd pirate snicker.
 * Granmorc was humming the Thunder Egg to sleep.
 * There was a knock!
 * Granmorc lovingly places the Thunder Egg down.
 * Granmorc answers the door, reviling Booshard disguised as a traveling salesmen!
 * Booshard: "HOWDY ROWDY, I AM MOOSHARD THE TRAVELING SPACE SALESMEN?! Have I got SWEET, SWEET DEALS FOR YOU?!"
 * Granmorc: "You do? I mean, you know where you are, right?"
 * Booshard: "DOES REALLY MATTER, SONNY BOY?! Your about to own the even more rare, (Brings out a painted normal rock) LIGHTNING EGG!?"
 * Granmorc: "..... I never heard of a lightning egg...."
 * Booshard: "THAT'S WHY IT'S SO RARE!? HARDLY ALOT OF PEOPLE EVEN KNOW THIS EXIST?! IT WAS FORGED INSIDE HOT MAGMA,THEN WASHED OFF TO ROLL INTO THE SEA, THEN IT GETS EATEN BY THE RARE SEA UNIBORN, THEN IT GETS MAGICLY POOPED OUT, THEN IT GETS STRUCK BY WARBOTHIAN MAGIC LIGHTNING, AND finally.... This!"
 * Granmorc was in awe.
 * He was unaware that Loonbar and Kinnybeard were stealing "Wilson".
 * Granmorc: "How much do you want for it?"
 * Booshard: "IT'S ABSOLUTELY FREE!?"
 * Granmorc: "Free?! Oh gosh! I got a playmate for Wilson!?"
 * Booshard gives Granmorc the rock.
 * The two goons escape the cabin.
 * Booshard: "Enjoy your lightning egg..... (Granmorc closes the door) ...... Sucker...... (Snickers). Boys, (Loonbar and Kinnybeard appeared with the Thunder Egg) once we cleaned it up, we're rich!?"
 * Granmorc was heard screaming!
 * Granmorc's voice: "WILSON!?"
 * Booshard: "Run?!"
 * The Trio made a run for it!
 * Sacen: (She and the others see this) Well, that's crazy. My thunder egg got stolen AGAIN!
 * Axxus: I got this one. (Runs over to the three pirates, grabs Kinnybeard, and throws him into Booshard and Loonbar)
 * Booshard: CHRAST, IT'S AXXUS!!! (Axxus begins beating them all up)
 * Granmorc: AXXUS, YOU'RE AMAZING!!! Thank you. Now why not hand Wilson over, huh?
 * Sacen: HEY, GRANMORC!! (The others arrive) Can we talk about 'Wilson', please?
 * Granmorc: What about her? She's just a shiny rock.
 * Sacen: Well, okay, I think I have a--...what is that? (Notices the permanent marker on the thunder egg)
 * Granmorc:...It's Wilson's face. I made it with permanent marker.
 * Sacen: P-P-P-P-P-P-PERMANENT MARKER?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THE DISSOLVENT IS TO GET RID OF THAT STUFF?!?
 * Booshard: If it helps...we stole some from a transport shuttle.
 * Sacen: SHUT IT YOU!?
 * Granmorc: Why do you guys want this thunder egg anyway?
 * Sacen: Well, to be completely honest, I'm bringing it to VoogBoo. I'm thinking about asking a favor of him, and that thunder egg might possibly be the favor I require to earn his services.
 * Granmorc: Well, I found it, so it's mine. Now go away.
 * Sparx: ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, YOU SNAKE--
 * Granmorc: Hey, my friend was a snake!
 * Sparx: "JUST LISTEN YOU OLD GOAT, WE-"
 * Granmorc started to cry alittle as he was holding on to the Thunder Egg!
 * Tulio: "Not with the face!"
 * Po: "Look, buddy it's for a very impourent reason and-"
 * Granmorc cried like a baby!
 * The Lougers start to feel bad now.
 * Magnum: "Everyone, he obviously values the inanimate object like it was an actual living thing. It won't be right to force him to surrender it."
 * Xandy: "Yeah, sorry Sacen, but in tecnecally, you may had been the first to find it, but you did end up losing it. Granmorc is the first to RE-find it, so, in all honesty, it's his now."
 * Sacen: "But-"
 * Vancer: "Do you want the Govener to be right about you guys that your nothing but heartless thieves, as well as the idiots who nearly gotten us all in trouble?"
 * Sacen: "..... No."
 * Axxus: "Sorry Sacen, but it's best to just drop it. Every pirate's already convinced that Granmorc found it first, and if we were seen with it, everyone's gonna think we stolen it from him and we get into a worse disposition."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Besides, Voogboo not gonna want the thing anyway with a childish face and a diaper on it! He'll accuse us of trying to make a sucker out of him and curse us!"
 * Squidward: "And not to mention it won't make us any better then those three."
 * Squidward points to Booshard, Loonbar and Kinnybeard.
 * Sacen:...Well, I guess you're right.
 * Icky: "And we're back to square one."
 * The Heroes left with a happy Granmorc hugging the Thunder Egg.
 * Axxus: "We really don't have a choice now. We'll have to make Creek give up his Holo game-boy. It's all we have now."
 * Icky: "Well, it's not gonna be easy. He won't surrender it easily. Not to mention it'll make that fox friend of his shout out more sofisicated insultery."
 * Sacen: "Those two, I am not gonna be lenient on! Granmorc was at least a fellow pirate, and it was my own fault not keeping a better eye on rare discoveries like a Thunder Egg, but those imperial idiots are a different matter! We need to make them understand that Foul Cheese is not worth helping, one way or another!"
 * SpongeBob: I thought you said losing the thunder egg was an accident.
 * Sacen: "That's, besides, the point!?"
 * Kolwalski: "Fortunately, tribal people are fascinated by colors and sounds un-heard of in nature before, so it'll earn his faver in that department."
 * Icky: "Why don't we face it guys. We're stuck with these guys hating us until, I don't know, Cheese himself SUDDENLY desides to come to Arca, bullies the pirates to forceability surrender Axxus, and beats the crud out of a little kid just out of spite?!"
 * Nothing happens.
 * Icky: "OH NOW KARMA IGNORS US?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, we'll have to break the news to those gentlemen. We can't avoid this forever. It's either this, or risk getting a curse for making a mentally childish pirate cry by taking away his "Wilson", and yet he refers to it as female."
 * Boss Wolf: "And I can ALREADY hear the fox dude insulting us. "Oh, you uncivilised rouges, trying to force my assusiate to give up his material procession to give to an old shaman of an undetermin spieces, thou are fiends!?". Gaah!? He's bigheaded ness is ANNOYING!?"
 * Po: "I know, but what choice do we have other then upsetting a poor guy who probully doesn't have alot of friends here? He's obviously been lonely, friendless, and hardly has anyone who cares about him, and that shiney rock is the closest thing for a friend."
 * Axxus: "Yeah, and it helps little that Granmorc is a low-rank member, so not alot of pirates even appresiate his existence."
 * Spongebob: "Well, everyone, let's just get ready to face the angry brittish music and get it over with guys. As lougers and Heroes of the Heroes Act, we'll have to make those imperials understand that Cheese is not worth listening to. Those guys, Creek and Julymusk need to understand that Cheese is not a good person. Only then they would realise that staying with him is not gonna get them anywhere of being universeally popular. And so far, getting them to this ambiguious Shaman is our best hope."
 * Icky: "Well, let's get this over with. Be ready for angry self-rightious rants."
 * They were unaware that they were secretly heard by Sloo.
 * Sloo wispers: "I knew it! They ain't pirates! (Gets a fanboy-like face) They're even better! They're my idols!? Eeeeeeeheeeee?!"
 * Creek was still playing on his Holo Game Boy.
 * Julymusk: "Goodness, those rouges are taking a dreadfully long time now. By then, that brutish rog will come back and force us to do an impossable task concerning rebuilding a supply depot under a time limit of a few days! That's proposterlessly impossable!?..... (Sees Creek busy with his game) Are you even listening to me?!"
 * Creek: "Sorry, what now?"
 * Julymusk groans!
 * Julymusk: "Never an intelligent person to talk to when needed! I may as well be met with another idiot?!"
 * Julymusk sees Granmorc pushing "Wilson" in a baby carrage.
 * Julymusk: "Oh, great Jonny Groger. Please tell me I am not seeing this....."
 * Creek takes a brief look.
 * Creek: "It's just a dude who really likes rocks. Nothing speical."
 * Granmorc: "I am so happy yo still have you wilson. After all, Axxus saved you from being taken by mean lizards, and gave up an oppertunity to keep you all to himself, he did. He and his nice, weird friends."
 * Julymusk had a surprised face.
 * Creek actselly started to pay attention apawn hearing that!
 * Julymusk: "..... Uh, pirate, could you, repeat that remark?"
 * Creek: "What he said."
 * Granmorc: "You have to say please first."
 * Julymusk: "What does a simpleton criminal like you care about man-"
 * Creek: "J.M., be nice."
 * Julymusk: (Shrugs) Please?
 * Granmorc: Well, Axxus saved Wilson here from being taken by three other pirates. Of course, it turned out to be a thunder egg that Sacen found and lost, but they were generous enough to let me keep it.
 * Creek:...So you're saying this guy...beat up a bunch of pirates...just to get your rock back? And not just any rock, a very rare, very valuable Thunder Egg, and they, let you keep it?
 * Granmorc: Yeah.
 * Julymusk:...Okay, this is just a figment of my imagination. He didn't do that. He wouldn't really do that, give up the oppertunity to be wealthy beyond any deprave pirate's dreams! He's a pirate. A criminal.
 * Creek: He's real, silly! I see him, too!
 * Julymusk: Okay, fine. But I refuse to believe that he's got any signs of good inside of him. It's just a rock. It's not that big of a deal!
 * Granmorc: It's not a rock! It's a thunder egg! (Shows him the underside of the thunder egg)
 * Creek: (Scoffs) Looks like a vag! (Julymusk slaps him) OW!
 * Julymusk: Don't EVER say stuff like that again. Besides, I'm still not convinced.
 * Granmorc: "But it's true. Booshard, Loonbar, and Finnybeard tried to steal Wilson, but Axxus saved her."
 * Creek: "I don't know, Julymusk. That sounds legit to me. I had seen some beaten up Spin-Chin lizards a while earlier complaing about Axxus beating them up again and something about being scolded for being dishonest."
 * Julymusk: "But..... Pirates are suppose to be dishonest, and, Axxus, punished them for being what they are suppose to be?! I'm starting to think we DID end up in an alternate dimention!? This isn't the Axxus the accadamey warned us about!? The Axxus we been told about steals money, stabs innosent people and eats babies, and grinds imperial guards' bones into his bread!?"
 * ???: "No. (Julymusk, Creek and Granmorc see Shrek) That would be a giant."
 * Axxus: "I hate to break a boy's little fansity, but, what's being said in the accadamy is a lie. Lies created by Cheese to corrupt unlucky folk like you two to become his malmitulive puppets. Believe me, I admit m and my crew brought down alot of guards, sometimes, some of them aren't lucky to end up humiliated or injured. I, feel awful taking away an innosent family man or a humble farmer turned guard by Cheese's uncontroled drafting. Sectmaticly, Cheese is the one killing those guards, by forcing them and me to attack and fight each-other. And he wanted to tecnecly kill you two by doing what he has been doing to many an innosent man and boy, but you saved yourselves by being stupid with this, "Jockstrap innsosent" and tried his patience."
 * Julymusk: "..... But, My grand father, uncle and even father served in the Imperial milliterry, and they didn't look, corrupted in anyway!?"
 * Creek: "Yeah, I had two great grand dads and a big brother in the imperial forces, and they didn't look like they were brainwashed or anything."
 * ???: "It's not that can of malmitulation."
 * Groson came in.
 * Groson: "...... I brought a friend, who once was a guard, like you two. And he saw, alot of unspeakable things."
 * A beaten, banagedised, pirateised Guard came forth with his crutch. He was an old bird who belonged in a parrot-like spieces.
 * Julymusk: ".... Oh, my..... Glories! Your..... Your the fallen hero Beakeron?!"
 * Creek: "Dude, it's both an honor and somehow a disgrace to meet you. Also surprising that yoru still alive!"
 * Beakeron coughed!
 * Beakeron: "Boys, (coughs), I know it's hard to understand the truth, and it's not easy to side with people your suppose to protact the public from, but..... (Cries, coughs), why Krex? Why them? Why my family?"
 * Julymusk: ".... Didn't Krex got destroyed by the VA?"
 * Beakeron: "They're lies!? Lies I tells ya?! (Cries), Don't belive what that foul old, basturd of a bird, is saying!? (Coughs), I remember when I first join them, when the imperials were good, in the golden age of Cheeseworth the 38th, those years ago..... But, when he, can no longer breath among us, with the 39th too busy being part of the Currenty troupe, we got..... Foul...... FOUL, OF ALL PEOPLE?!......... At first, (coughs), His changes were typical of a governer, a few taxes, some instent drafts, and even a few restrictions.... But, then, came when he made Urex a male-dominated socity! Alot of my friends who were female, were dishonestly discharged, ignoring the fact they served the imperial without question!? Then, came the other moons, Mrex, Krex, Knix II, Knix XIV, Trask, Hahan I, Hahan VIII, Zilossia, almost every inhabited moon in the Delta Universe was bought!? He, started to imply the EXACT same changes and rules?! Only some of the moons, Mrex esepically, were not able to adapt to the change! Then.... Came..... (Cries), what he was having the drill sargents doing to the new recruits!?"
 * A younger Beakeron was heading torwords the Imperial training grounds.
 * A nasty looking Imperial General that was an Ox like creature met him.
 * Ox creature: "Ahh, Imperial Centuarian Beakeron. I, General Blood Gush, am humbled by your presence. After all, you protacted Urex from many enemies of Cheeseworth the 38th, including the Rouguons. What brings you to the training grounds that started it all?"
 * Beakeron: "Gush, it has come to my attention that drill sargents are doing, unacceptable conditioning tactics to turn furtur guards and soldiers into overly obedient puppets!? Young boys are being, abused, to be turn into malmitulative killing machines! That's asking for trouble general! I demand enterence to the facility!?"
 * Gush: Whoa, whoa, whoa, at ease, Centuarian Beakeron. That's the way it goes here now. Foul Cheese is doing what's best for all the moons of the UUniverses.
 * Beakeron: Well, I hardly call making Urex a patriarchal society what's best for the moons. My wife lost her job because of him. I have to be the one to support the family now. And this job isn't that well paid. We're low on money, and we've got a mortgage on our hands. If I don't do something, we're gonna lose our home!
 * Gush: Centaurian, please. I promise the Govener knows what he is doing. The changes are extreme, yes, but they are for a grand sceme of things. Do remember that you may be a centaurian, and I don't have the athority to ask you to leave, but remember that Foul Cheese's other centaurians, and the govener himself, do, and they have more stronger powers here. So, if your looking to express concern, it'll have to be with them. I am just a general in charge of a facititly. I make not the rules, I enforce them.
 * Beakeron:...(Sighs), This is not yet over, general. (Leaves).
 * (Beakeron): But I wasn't giving up. I couldn't just let my family starve in the alleys because of a patriarchal law. So I did what I had to do.
 * News Reporter: (A cobra-like lizard) Good morning, UUniverses, I am Bobra Elgrenhowe.
 * News Reporter #2: (An bird with fingered wings) And I am Tinra Ulnora. This just in, word has come out that Governor Fouliouios T. Cheeseworth XL has been confirmed of converting moons into patriarchal societies, and are putting females everywhere out of business. Families are crumbling, and not all males are capable of sustaining them. Taxes and mortgages are spreading, making it much worse. We're now gonna take you live on Urex where A High rank Centaurian Beakeron Tunimilsa is explaining the situation.
 * News Anchor: Thank you, Tinra. I'm here with him and he has claimed all the consequences of Foul Cheese's actions. Beakeron, what makes you think that Foul Cheese is a bad person?
 * Beakeron: Well, for one, my family is suffering the same problems. My wife is out of business, and even my job will not allow me to raise enough money to support our mortgage payment. One of my children is having a birthday soon, and I don't want it ruined. I have no quarrel against Foul Cheese, I'm sure his intentions are understandable, but his actions are what the problem is. Something has to be done.
 * News Anchor: There you have it. Foul Cheese is putting families out of house and home.
 * (Beakeron): I thought this would be enough to take Foul Cheese down. However, a day later, I was devastated that Foul Cheese was prepared for such a thing...
 * Bobra: New information concerning the seemingly corrupt Foul Cheese. After Beakeron filed complaints about it yesterday, Foul Cheese has come up with this statement:
 * Foul Cheese: It is NOT true! I am NOT corrupt. I am simply doing what is best for everyone on these moons. I simply turned them into patriarchal societies because it was a form of limitation of employment. I shall lift the law when I am sure that these worlds are safe from the evil space pirates that are pillaging these rich worlds. Space pirates are disgusting to me. They are nothing but thieves and madmen. I put taxes on everyone to ensure that the banks don't close down after thefts brought on by space pirates. I assure you, no crime has been made. And whoever loses their home to my mortgages I shall be taking care of soon enough.
 * Bobra: So Beakeron was right. His means ARE justified, But his actions are as well. His actions are trying to protect us from pirates, and his response means well. This is Bobra Elgrenhowe and Tinra Ulnora for UUniversal News.
 * (Beakeron): (He is seen at his home with a horrified expression after seeing everything on TV) I was so close to ending it, and it all went downhill just like that. But that wasn't the worst of my problems. (Suddenly, several armored soldiers burst into the house)
 * Soldier #1: CENTAURIAN BEAKERON TUNIMILSA! You're under arrest for high treason and blackmail!
 * (Beakeron): I was put on trial for leaking the info to the news, and not only was I fired from the force, but I was also sent to exile on Ardalicron. I originally thought I was gonna be dead until I was surprisingly spared by Axxus. For the rest of my family, well my best guess was that they lost their home to the mortgage that wasn't able to be paid, and they died. So I spent the rest of my days trying to get revenge on Foul Cheese for taking everything that was important to me. But it only lasted for 2 years until I got sick of Paolino, and had most of my body paralyzed. I could no longer do piracy.
 * Beakeron: So now, (Coughs), I'm doomed to be forever trapped in misery and agony over the loss of my family, my life, my fame, and my dignity. I don't even think I'll be able to make it to next year.
 * Creek:...(Softly cries) That's just tragic, man!
 * Beakeron: So you see, you cannot trust Foul Cheese. If you tell him of where Axxus is, then you might be robbed of YOUR lives years later. And tell me, do any of YOU have any wives or children?
 * Julymusk: Well, I did, but she died long before Foul Cheese came along. We never even had any children.
 * Creek: I'm still single. Everyone thinks I'm a doofus.
 * Beakeron: Well, you just wait. By the time you help Foul Cheese, he'll give you a not-so-good thanks by taking away your lives, the same way he did to me. (Coughs)
 * Julymusk: "Well, I am still not too sure about helping Axxus either. Sure, Cheese has been doing, some extremes, but, It's purely just a case of a govener making extreme sacrivces."
 * Beakeron: "And normally, I respect that, but, (coughs), putting everyone through that kind of hell, over a space pirate? There's better ways to chase away space pirates then making everyone feel like they have no hope for a future."
 * Axxus: "And then there's Krex. What he did to that moon, I'm not even sure has ANYTHING to do with trying to get me to knock it off stealing!"
 * Julymusk: "Well, I am not even sure it was Cheeseworth 40. There are VA flags there, so it can't be-"
 * Beakeron: "They're hologram flags. They were originally imperial flags until they were programed to have VA symbolisum on it to place Krex's suffering on them. Qui, didn't even mind or complained! She saw it as free publisty and an additional imfamy bonus to gain more attention from villains!"
 * Cynder sighed.
 * Cynder wispers: "Why am I not surprised you allowed this to go un-answered Qui?"
 * Julymusk: "Well, former Centuarian, I'm sorry for your pain, but, I came from a law abiding family. You know, my father being a guard and all."
 * Creek: "My parents had high expectations for me and big bro. I only got involved cause I didn't want to be a disappointment.... Like I already am, thanks to the Jock strap innsodent."
 * Magnum: "Well, it's convinent that you require greater proof, cause we know of a shaman able to further proof that Cheese is not worth helping."
 * Creek: "Ok sure, we're game and curious."
 * Magnum: "But.... Promise me you won't be upset, but..... It requires a trade. The Shaman's very cautious about giving knowledge to strangers without having to get a gift."
 * Sacen: "I originaly wanted it to be the Thunder Egg, but.... Well, look at him."
 * Granmorc was lovingly hugging "Wilson".
 * Sacen: "Also, he ruined the value with marker and diapers. Voogboo won't accept it either way."
 * Icky: "Cutting through the bush, we have to give him your hologram game boy so he can agree to tell you guys why Cheese can't be trusted. And here comes the complaining in three, 2, 1...."
 * Creek: "..... Ok."
 * Icky: "WHAT!?"
 * Creek: "Well, to be honest, I may like this thing, but this is an old generation 1 Holo-Game Boy. There's already, 80 generations a thoundson times better. I had my good times, but, If I hope to one day own a higher generation, I do have to place down my out of date one eventally. But also, you guys already proved to me that maybe we should've looked before we leap and ask what was going on. I'm also doing it for July, cause he's netoriously specitcal."
 * Po: "Wow, we thought you were gonna be upset with us."
 * Creek: "I'm above holding grudges. Esepically when the mess was my fault."
 * Julymusk: "Well, I am still cautious about this, but, I'll, encourage your "attempt" to sway me to criminal aiding, just for the sake of whatever parler trick this, "Voogboo" has cooking up."
 * Viper: "Wow, your friend's right, your skeptitisum is netorious."
 * Creek: Yup. But I should tell you that we need to upgrade that Holo-Gameboy before we introduce it. Being the first HGB of it's kind, it's holograms have absolutely NO color whatsoever. It was created in the 1920s, and even with the dominant races' high amounts of technology, Niieendo was still unable to make colored holograms until the 1960s. And just so you know, I found this in an old house with 7 games and had a friend of mine fix it up. This brand is discontinued UUniverse-wide, and I think this is the last one left.
 * Sacen: Well, we can make a bargain with BIAB that if we can help fix the problem he's having with that energized fixing device, then he in return will help us upgrade this HGB so it can have color.
 * Axxus: Nice thinking there, Sacen.
 * Cloakblade: I have to admit, Creek son, that giving us your HGB was very generous. We give us a great debt of gratitude.
 * Creek: Oh, it was nothing. It was getting old, anyway.
 * Icky: "So, had that thing been one of those "New ones", you would've been abit more, hard to let go sort've guy?"
 * Creek: "Well, I wouldn't scream bloody murder over it, but I would've been relucent if it had been even so much as a Generation 70. But My bro always told me that some times, the greater good is gonna ask for an expensive price that you can't bargin your way out of."
 * Icky: "Thanks, cause we had a long day with the Thunder Egg fiasco."
 * Granmorc was seen cuddling with "Wilson" asleep.
 * Icky: "...... Why would anyone treat an inanimate object like it's an actual living thing?"
 * Kaa: "Well, there was Johhny 2X4 and his friend plank. There was that surviver guy who named a vollyball "Wilson" also."
 * Gilda: "Pinkie pie made friends out of a pile of rocks, a flour bag. a dirt clod, and a bucket of freaking turnips. Maybe that's this guy's deal, based on Po's friend troubles throey."
 * Trixie: "Hell, I once heard Miss Rarity was in love with a blouder! A BLOUDER?! (Laughs)!"
 * Gilda: That's because she was tainted by Discord, you gloating jerk.
 * Trixie: I know, but it's still hilarious. (Laughs)
 * Axxus: Well, what the devil are we standing around here for? We've got a Shaman to find.
 * Sacen: Uh, what about our vehicles? Can't go anywhere without them.
 * Axxus: "Oh don't worry, Voogboo lives on this island anyway, in a cave in the Mount Evacore over there."
 * A not too far away mountain is seen.
 * Lord Shen: "One would think, we would notice that earlier."
 * Boss Wolf: "But still, where's the cave?"
 * Axxus: "It's not to high a climb, and we have a safe determin trail to go there, just follow the signs, you can't miss them."
 * Baloo: Well, that was easy.
 * Axxus: But I should point out that it's 10% filled with dangers. There's a few land carnivores that hunt near the sides of the path, and if they see us, they'll try and eat us. There is even the risk of the unstable parts of the path. We have to tread carefully, or it'll crumble like a sand castle.
 * Bagheera: Shouldn't be too hard for us to handle. Right guys? (The Lodgers and Heroes Act Heroes agree)
 * Icky: Yeah, I mean it's not like--
 * Skipper: IT'S NOT LIKE NOTHING!!! (Waving his flippers) YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
 * Icky:...Right. Let's go. (They all begin their journey)
 * Rarxter: (A giant golden-colored ship is seen) Foul Cheese was pretty wise and/or desperate to trust someone like ME to hunt down Axxus. But I'm in it for much MORE than Axxus. I've been trying to get to his daughter for years, yet she's got some serious skills. But this time, I've got the perfect way to capture her. I've been saving this big badass I found on Warboth for a rainy day. (Opens the hangar, and the machine is off-camera)...This thing is gonna beat Axxus to the PUNCH! (Cackles) SPOVA?!? (A teenage Hexilla in a small purple suit and 2 cybernetic right arms and a cybernetic eye is seen)
 * Hexilla Cyborg Teen (Spova): Aye, sir?
 * Rarxter: I'm gonna need the help of you and your 2 friends since this thing requires 4 people to operate it. I know for sure that you 3 are excellent at riding and operating complex machines like this one. And you should considering you're all my first, second, and third mates.
 * Spova: Don't worry, captain. Me, Cyona, and Byrn will be ready to use the mighty Hoverpounder here to it's full potential in no time. I've had my father and his buddies repair it however they could since it has been underwater for over 50 years since the Interuniversal War.
 * Rarxter: Excellent. I knew I could count on you. (Rubs her hair) Now get out of here and make me proud.
 * Spova: (Abit creeped out). Uh.... Aye-aye, sir! (Runs off)
 * Rarxter: (Laughs) It's amazing how 3 families were able to respectfully submit to my crew, and allow their 3 teenage kids to be my best mates. They must've been at great schools. With them on my side, I'm sure Axxus won't get away this time. (Cackles)
 * Spova was secretly watching.
 * Spova wispers: "Ugh, if only our families aren't in a horrorable dept to him cause of that darn tribe war. Then I wouldn't've had to deal with that creep who always tocuhes me. (Shudders)."
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's a big mountain. (They see the mountain, which the camera goes down, and travels down the path that is filled with land bridges, and a small swamp)...But a pretty scary path.
 * Axxus: Yeah, but it's the only safe way to go, laddie. The alternate paths, are ALOT worse.
 * Icky: "No complaints from us here."
 * Tigress: "Well, let's get this over with."
 * They just made it through the swamp.
 * Icky: "Ya got to love quicken edits."
 * Axxus: "No idea what you just said, but I'll acknowledge it as a love for adventure."
 * Po: "Ok, now we got a mountain to climb. His cave is not too high, right?"
 * Axxus: "Well, it's not too high, just, 5 feet or so. Sometimes 10. However, he, doesn't tend to stay in the same cave for long. So, he tends to have more then one cave."
 * Icky: "Question, we know he's a native here, but, exactly, what kind of an animal is he, I mean, in terms of spieces?"
 * Axxus: "Try to igmagine, a big mountain ape."
 * Magnum: "I see, so the Arcalidonians were apes."
 * Axxus: "Yes, and he's, unigmaginely anichent. Meaning, abnormally long beard. So, all we have to do is- AH-HA! (Fines a long piece of long hair) Fine his beard trail!?"
 * Icky: "Jesus, I think the best gift ever should've also been a razer. That beard is gonna get him in trouble some day."
 * Creek and Julymusk finally caught up!
 * Julymusk: "THANKS, for, not waiting, hypocrit heroes! Your robit finaly got finished with upgrading Creek's game!"
 * Creek: "Hey come on July, in their defence, they told us to follow the sighs once the upgrades are done!"
 * Julymusk: "Yes, but the local pests are rather bothersome! I just found a creature that looked like that land fish creature that tried to eat my face!?"
 * Icky: "Look, the worse is behind us now, we just need to follow the hairy trail of a neglected chin hair, and we find the Shaman."
 * Julymusk: "Oh, very well. This charade better be at least amusing in the end."
 * Shifu: "You might change your mind when the discovery changes your viewpoint on Foul Cheese for good."
 * They start to climb the mountain.
 * The heroes made it, exhausted.
 * Po: "Ahh! AHHH! Wow! Even when it was only a 5 feet climb, it was LONG!?"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, heavens! The Urex training course has NOTHING on this mountain!"
 * Creek: "It didn't seem that bad."
 * Julymusk: "That's because your kind are experts of climbing. Alchorse it's no trouble for you..."
 * Patrick: "It's a good thing he never gets a shave, or we would be in this mountain for ever."
 * Axxus: "Ok, now, there's a rule Imust warn everyone. Only a count of 3 people are allowed to enter. He's very quick to be against more then one visiter. He'll end up thinking there's trouble afoot. So, myself, and these two (Points to Julymusk and Creek) have to be those three."
 * Julymusk: "Well, seemed alittle pointless to bring your daughter and the fallen heroes all the way out here, now was it?"
 * Po: "We may as well stay out here anyway. Make sure we ain't followed."
 * Axxus: "All right you two. Come with me."
 * Creek: "Is that with a O or-"
 * Axxus: "Up up up!? I know what you were gonna say! Firstly, that is gross man, no intentional offence to the LBGT community by the way, and second, I said come with the O!"
 * Creek: ".... I was also gonna saw "with an A", but, thanks for clearing it up."
 * Icky: "Please tell me that dumb question's not gonna become a recuring theme. It wasn't even THAT funny the first time it was used, it's not getting better."
 * Axxus, Creek, and an overly cautious Julymusk enter.
 * Meanwhile, the Misfits were secretly watched by Sloo Oops.
 * Sloo: "Ohboyohboyohboy! Me heroes.... I am SO gonna ask for their ahuthograth! I brought me faverite piece of paper and everything! Wait.... How can we even still use paper anymore when we have like, writable computerise tablets or even just computers for certain needs. Gah, it's not me place to lampshade. I'll just wait when Axxus and those dumb Imperials come out. Then, It's fanbird time!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, this cave is so, unkempt. Why must this Voogboo not pcik his... Uh, collectable skulls and clean up his weird drawings on the walls?"
 * Axxus: "Don't say something that offends him, guard, you wanna end up like, him?"
 * Axxus points to a pile of grosume meat with organs sticking out.
 * Julymusk screams like a girl!?
 * Creek: "Augh, dude! It's like what they served on lunch in the mess hall! What is that!?"
 * Axxus: "An unlucky fool who tried to cheat his way to free knowledge with an inferior gift. It's a traditional curse of Voogboo: The curse of being inside-out and then curling up into a messy ball.... It's not pretty."
 * Julymusk puked!
 * Creek: "Wow, this guy must be very sensitive about the gifts he gets.... I'm scared now. What if my holo-game boy, as upgraded as it is, isn't good enough and we become, that?"
 * Julymusk: "(Dry heaves), Why is this, this, this, Voogboo, so cruel to this, unlucky sap, criminal or not?"
 * Axxus: You can't blame him for, doing something like this, laddie. He's just hard to understand. Now are we gonna get this over with or not? And we have to do it silently.
 * Julymusk:...We're silent.
 * ???: (A large gorilla screech is heard, and then a white Yeti-like gorilla with a long bears appears before them wearing a loincloth and has primitive makeup all over his face) Who are you? Where did you come from?
 * Axxus: Ah, there you are, VoogBoo.
 * VoogBoo: Captain Axxus. What a big surprise.... Is what I would say, if I had not seen you coming.
 * Julymusk: "Cause of all-knowing knowledge."
 * Voogboo: "That, and you and your lizard never shut up for the life of you."
 * Julymusk: "(Gulp), I reply, but, I rather not risk saying something to upset you."
 * Voogboo: "Good. It'll keep you from ending up like that mess over there."
 * Julymusk: "Pretty much the intent."
 * Axxus: So, do you guys have the favor we're supposed to give him?
 * Creek: Of course. I don't know if he'll like it, but after that thunder egg incident, it's all we've got. (Shows him the Holo-Gameboy)
 * VoogBoo:...What is it?
 * Creek: It's a Holographic Gameboy. It lets you play games in a 3-dimensional holographic display. We've even given it color. Watch. (Turns on the Holo-Gameboy, and it shows the 3D holographic Gameboy-like intro which swirls in color)
 * VoogBoo:...Interesting. I've haven't seen lights like this since I saw that small robot light animal that belonged to a small unotter child.
 * Axxus: That was my daughter, Sacen.
 * VoogBoo:...Well, this gift is rather thoughtful of you. I have been getting much of an interest in outside technology lately. I've even found some run-down devices that I've been trying to figure out for weeks. Can you tell me how this device that you call a 'Holo-Gameboy' works?
 * Creek: Well, you simply put a game inside this slot here like these. (Takes out all of his games)
 * Julymusk: You brought all your games, too?
 * Creek: Of course. But first, you have to shut it off. (Does that, puts the game in, and turns it back on, starting the same intro again, and then a new intro appears showing 'Legend of Zarden' and a 'Press Start') And you use these buttons down here to control the game. (Presses the start button, and it goes to the main menu) There's a lot of stuff to go through, so I won't waste any time. I think you can figure it out yourself.
 * VoogBoo:...Well, thank you for this gift, generous one. You have earned my services.
 * Julymusk: Wow. It actually worked.
 * Axxus: I know.
 * Creek: "At least we won't end up like the poor guy."
 * Axxus: "Look, these two are a couple of imperial nitwits that if we don't show them that Foul Cheese isn't worth helping, they're gonna end up causing alot of trouble for some heroes that they confused for being traiters."
 * Voogboo: "Well to be fair, Pirates aren't normally what many would call law abiding citizens to be honest. I mean, granted you guys here are helping people, but still, you would've just as easily opened a charity to help the poor without pissing off a provokeable govener with a heart condition."
 * Axxus: "Well in my case, I have too dark a reputation thanks to be tricked by Zigmond! Now, you have a way to show these guys? Julymusk here, is abit more, hard to convince with words alone then the lizard."
 * Voogboo: "I dealt with stubbern fools before. Nothing saids convincing like magical fire."
 * Suddenly, a magical campsite fire appears.
 * Julymusk: "Ok, admirely impressive magic trick, I'll grant him this."
 * Creek: "Hey, I think, I can see something."
 * It was a beautiful utopian city.
 * (Creek): "It's, Krex."
 * (Julymusk): "Ah, it must be before the dishastor that happened."
 * Everyone was happy and the sound of children laughing was heard.
 * (Julymusk): "Everything's so, beautiful.... So, majustic."
 * (Creek): "I don't know why anyone would hurt this place."
 * The fires change into a Govener's office.
 * A Catfish-like Govener is seen with Foul Cheese.
 * Foul Cheese: "What do you mean, your refusing my request, Govener Krom?"
 * Govener Krom the Catfish creature: "I mean no great disrespect, Cheeseworth, but this moon is perfectly capable to survive against ANY space pirate, and it can so WITHOUT your radicalistic rulings! I mean, I heard the patriarch socity stunt you pulled and that Beakeron controversey. Don't think ANY amount of justication about stopping some criminals would ever justify breaking freedoms of the public. There's much better ways to stop a few crooks then what your doing, and neither them involve crushing freedoms!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Krom, your being too light-hearted!?"
 * Governer Krom: "I am just not another weakling who bows to tyrants like you! Now leave this moon alone, or I will call The Grand Council and report your misdoings! And I'll see to it that you can snake your way out of it this time too! Now leave!?"
 * Foul Cheese: "......"
 * Foul Cheese got up, and left.
 * (Julymusk): "I actselly read about Krom's refuseal once. I understood Krex has a great millaterry, so they didn't need Cheese's intervention."
 * (Creek): "But in honesty, as much as I am open that Cheese did looked, forceful, it didn't look like Cheese was actselly respondsable for-"
 * Fires turned dark and exposed a darker scene, of Krex's millaterry fighting against Foul Cheese's vast armies, while alot of soldiers lead by General Blood Gush and several unseen corrupted Centaurians attack the city guns ablazing!
 * The Great govermental office was burning!
 * Krom was in horror!
 * Krom: "What is that mad bird doing!? That it!? I am calling the Grand Council! Warson is gonna make that Xorabeak squeak for mercy!?"
 * ???: "That won't be so easily done."
 * Cheese entered in with his lazer sword.
 * Foul Cheese: "I am gonna put this moon under the Imperial moon allience one way or another, even if you must be removed from the picture."
 * Krom brought out his lazer sword.
 * Krom: "I told you time before, I will not bow to a tyrant like you, and I will certainly not allow Krex to fall into your grip after what your doing to it?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "I'm the tyrant? All I am trying to do is get enough imperalised moons so I can crush the dying strain that is piracy, and your calling me a  tyrant?!"
 * Krom: "What your doing to Krex, is not making you any better then any pirate! You may as well be a pirate yourself!?"
 * Foul Cheese screamed in anger as he and Krom began to fight!
 * The Office begans to shatter as the fires worsen!
 * The buzz of lazer swords and the sounds of them clashing are heard throughout the building!
 * Krom: "Give it up, Cheese! You and I are equil oppenents! Neither of us will be able to smite each-other! The Grand Council WILL discover this sin and punish you for it!?"
 * Foul Cheese: "Not if I placed blame on those VA scum! They have proven capable to do something like this before, so all the Grand Council will do is place it under my care and the Currenty troupe!"
 * Krom: "WARSON WILL NEVER BE EASILY DUPED?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "EVEN THEN, IF HE WANTS THE HEROES ACT TO BE EVEN BE ABLE TO GET OFF THE GROUND, HE WOULD BE SMART TO NOT, SAY, A THING?!"
 * Krom: "Warson and your brother won't listen to you forever once they heard the truth! YOUR A DISGRACE TO LORD CHEESEWORTH THE 38TH?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "How, dare you, SPOKE MY FATHER'S NAME IN VAIN!?" (Smacks the sword out of Krom's hands, and stabs him with the laser sword, killing him)...Good riddance! (The fire then shows Foul Cheese planting holographic flags around the ruins of the city and programs them into looking like Villains Act flags) (To a soldier) Let's go to the Grand Council and give them the news. They will make me the new ruler of this moon with Krom out of the way. And make sure the survivors of this invasion keeps their mouths shut until the job is done.
 * Soldier #1: Yes, sir. Should we use the mind-control implants?
 * Foul Cheese: Yes. They are the perfect way to keep anyone from taking me down. (The fire then reveals the soldiers invading houses and shooting small devices on the back of the civilians' necks that attaches itself deeply into their skin)
 * (Creek): I thought the USRA outlawed mind-control implants!
 * (Julymusk): They did. Those things have been used by war criminals throughout the Third Cartoonian War. It's just too lethal to fight. It tries to choke you to death if you try to reveal information, it moves you against your own will and it is too strong to fight, and it even makes you speak anything that is against your own will, and won't let you say anything else. It's just too dangerous and too easy to use. Many people have been terrified of the effects of such illegal technology.
 * (Creek): Then this guy really ISN'T worth trusting. (The fire disappears)
 * VoogBoo: Now you understand what you are up against. Foul Cheese is a true criminal.
 * Axxus: Exactly. In fact, I've seen how those small devices work. I saw someone choke himself to death while trying so hard to spill information to Foul Cheese's brother. It was horrible. Nobody could stop him with those devices on them. It will either kill or torture you. It's like a hostage and a minion combined.
 * Julymusk: Okay, NOW I am convinced. Thanks for your services, VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs)
 * Creek: I'm sorry, I can't help it. It sounds so funny!
 * VoogBoo: I agree my name is not that good, but I have to keep my REAL name a secret even from you guys. It could risk my safety. I have a horrible past that I'm sure you all aren't prepared to handle.
 * Axxus: And we respect that, VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs, and then laughs)
 * Creek: (Laughs) I can't...I can't-I'm sorry! (Laughs)
 * Axxus: Let's just go. Thank you for everything, VoogBoo.
 * VoogBoo: And thank you for the gift.
 * Creek: (Laughs) I should...also point out that if you're playing it, you'll need to charge it daily. So, here's one more thing. (Throws him a small device with a plug) It's a solar-powered charger. Just put it's panel in the sunlight, and it'll work.
 * VoogBoo:...Thank you.
 * Creek: Okay, let's go. (Walks off, but falls down and he is heard tumbling down and crashing)...Ouch!
 * Julymusk:...ARE YOU OKAY DOWN THERE, CREEK?!?
 * Creek: Yeah, but I can't feel my teeth.
 * Julymusk: "Oh no, don't tell me you did something to upset the shaman did you?"
 * Voogboo: "Don't worry. He was just a clumzy kluts and did this to himself. The last step's a doosy."
 * Julymusk: "Oh.... Sorry for the accusation then."
 * Axxus and very depressed Julymusk and Creek came out.
 * Icky: "Oh, am I to assume it was.... Bad?"
 * Julymusk: You only have scratched the metathroical surface. We found out all we needed about Foul Cheese. He killed Krex's govener and placed everyone there under his control by giving them mind-control transplants.
 * Zosimo: Whoa. I thought those things were outlawed.
 * Xandy: Yeah, they're just one of the most horrible torture weapons of all time that was used in wars long ago. This guy really IS a criminal.
 * Axxus: Then this means we need to stop him anyway we can. That means we have to find a way to fix up our vehicles. After all, we do owe BIAB a favor for helping us with VoogBoo. (Creek scoffs) And that favor is that we need to find out what's wrong with that repairing device that he's having a hard time on.
 * Sacen: Well, what are we waiting for, let's get moving. (They start to go down the mountain side, and when they get to a small land bridge they are soon spotted by something hiding beneath them)
 * Xandy:...STOP! (Everyone does that)...Something's not right here....I think we're being watched! Nytrox, can you smell anything? (Nytrox smells, then suddenly runs over to the other side in panic) Nytrox, what are you doing, boy?
 * Sacen: Guys, I'm starting to feel like that's not a good sign. (Suddenly, humming machinery is heard, and within 2 seconds, out from the bottom of the land bridge appears a giant green-yellow dropship with 4 cockpits, 4 robotic arms, and a chaingun)
 * Skipper: EVASIVE ACTION!!! (They jump in 2 different directions, and the machine uses it's 4 arms to smash the land bridge to pieces, leaving both groups stuck on both sides)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!! (The machine raises it's arms up, and out of the main cockpit appears Rarxter)
 * Rarxter: Hello again, Axxus!
 * Axxus: RARXTER!!! How DARE you return to Ardalicron again. Also.... Your three days early. You stupid cheat!
 * Rarxter: To see you, of course! You like my new Hoverpounder? Found it sunk underwater on Warboth. The Internet says these things are among the most powerful war machines that EVER fought during the Interuniversal War. And now, I have my very own, which I will now use to squash you, your daughter, your pirate crew, AND your new friends.
 * Axxus: "Oh, you were always a foul cheater."
 * Rarxter: "Yeah, and there's no way the rest of those fools are gonna-"
 * Merlin teleported the rest of the group on the other side of the area, and then turns the machines into a useless wooden relica filled with bananas!
 * Rarxter: "..... YOU HAVE MAGIC GUYS?!"
 * Axxus: "That's karma for you."
 * Rarxter: "..... RETREAT!?"
 * Rarxter and the apes retreated, abandoning a trapped Spova and friends!
 * Spova: "Captain, you stupid cowerdly jerk!? What about us?!"
 * Rarxter: "YOUR ON YOUR OWN!? I AIN'T MESSING WITH NO MAGIC PEOPLE?!"
 * The Villains escape!
 * Spova: "..... He..... Abandoned us!?"
 * Spova's friend #1: (A female Hexilla teenager with a cybernetic eye, and a blue suit similar to Spova's) "That jerk?!"
 * Spova's friend #2: (A male Hexilla with no cybernetic implants, and a green suit similar to Spova's) "I CAN'T BELIEVE OUR FAMILIES LISTENED TO HIM?!"
 * SF #1: After all we did for him, he leave us here to suffer?!? WHAT A BITCH!!!
 * Spova: Now, now, Cyona, calm down. Let's just get out of here before--(Suddenly, they are beaten up by something invisible, and are pinned to the ground as Cloakblade deactivates her cloaking device)
 * Cloakblade: And where do you think YOU'RE going, huh?
 * SF #2:...Well, that came out of nowhere, right, girls? Am I right, am I right?
 * Spova: Shut up, Byrn. Just shut up RIGHT NOW!

Chapter 4: Tale of a Stargate
Longbeard's House In a pivate chumber. Legend. Reality. BIAB's Lab Rarxter's ship. From afar the ship. Govener's offices.
 * Spova: (She and the others are thrown into the same cell from before) Oof!
 * Byrn: Owch. Somebody get me some headache medicine because I think part of my brain has been damaged.
 * Axxus: Make yourselves comfortable, kids. (Shuts the cell) Because ye' ain't leavin' until we ensure that Rarxter is stopped.
 * Spova: You know what, Axxus? Go ahead! Stop him! Stop that double-crossing pachy-dope because we've got some news that might interest you.
 * Axxus:...Really?
 * Byrn: Yeah. That douche left us here with you guys like the big dumb trunkhead he is. He's so choked up with gold, he's trying to find some stupid stargate from some dumb legend that probably doesn't even exist.
 * Axxus: "..... The Legendary Lamistan Stargate?"
 * Spova: "Yeah. Lamistan may be real, but that junk about a stargate? I doubt it. That pervert is gonna end up roaming in space for nothing. He'll die of old age, before he can actselly get some stupid old legend."
 * A ray gun shot was heard!
 * Longbeard is seen.
 * Longbeard: "THE LEGEND OF THE LAMISTAN STARGATE IS NOT, SOME STUPID OLD LEGEND?! Your pirates, your suppose to believe in legends?!"
 * Spova: "Well excuse me for being someone NOT of the norm! I don't even LIKE piracy! Neither do my friends!"
 * Byan: "Actselly, I admit I find pillageing a bit of a guilty pleasure."
 * Cyona slaps Byan!
 * Cyona: "Not helping, fool!?"
 * Spova: "In fact, none of our family members like piracy, OR Rarxter like, AT ALL!?"
 * Longbeard: "Then why serve him?"
 * Spova: "....... Our elders were grateful Rarxter was able to end a terrorable tribe war. It was back when, Rarxter was actselly a decent guy. Then, power gotten into his head, as did his pointless wealth obcession, and now look at him! We mainly served him out of fear instead of amiration of what he used to be."
 * Axxus: "..... That, doesn't sound like the same basturd who killed my wife..."
 * Longbeard: "It was before you were even born. Rarxter, did used to be decent in some level..... But something worse then suddenly becoming power hungry and gold obcessing, corrupted him into that space scum he became.... But, I thought, it would be forgotten by now."
 * Icky: "What?"
 * Longbeard: ".... During your time here and with Axxus, have you heard of the name Lamistan before?"
 * Shifu: "A few times, mainly from Axxus' story about Rarxter."
 * Longbeard: ".... Come with me, there's something I need to show you all, (turns to the Teen trio) And that includes you three! It time you learn the truth why your tribe war ender acts like he does now."
 * Icky: "Isn't that risky to let these jerks go?"
 * Longbeard: "Restrain them if it makes you feel safe, but these are not like Rarxter's forces. It's obvious not even Rarxter's own crew is THAT supportive of him these days. AT least, not formerly."
 * Po: "Ok, but they're still gonna wear the cuffs right? You never know if they're still trouble."
 * Longbeard: "I already said restrain them if it makes you feel safe. I means I am not asking for them being completely free. I maay seen good potainional in them, but I know when to not to be follhardy trusting. I still know they're pirates and they can be trouble if you take one bad step. I just want to prove Rarxter is not in his own mind."
 * Spova: "Ugh, why is everyone acting like that stupid fairytale is real?"
 * Lord Shen: "Young lady, I once was quick to doubt a legend in our universes, and it almost lead to a terrorable bond destroying misunderstanding! I am saying, just because a legend is a legend, doesn't make it fiction. You might be surprised their might be some creditability then you normally want to believe."
 * Longbeard opens the door, to a room in theme of a snake-like being with symbolisum of a portal.
 * Longbeard: "This, was Lamistan's lab, his lair.... His realm into madness...."
 * Axxus: "... You never showed me this place."
 * Longbeard: "You were not yet ready. It's still not yet time, but I don't have a choice thanks to these defeliments."
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Wait, how could he be a pirate and yet know science? It's an oxy moron!"
 * Longbeard: "......... He was more, then a pirate. Even more then any previous Pirate Lord..... He, was like, a god beyond gods, among mortals. He was even bigger then his normal size, much more then Rarxter can ever wish to be. He was also, unbelieveably advanced. Lamistan, was the reason why the pirates of Arca have these, advance trinkits you see know."
 * (Longbeard): "Lamistan was a science Seroentrosmor, from beginning, to further down his life. Lamistan cared not for fame, popularity, not even to get a mate. He didn't even cared for having accquinences. Lamistan cared for nothing more, then science. He dreamed to become a great sciencetist. However, Lamistan blasted his own hand off with an exspearimental lazer cannon gun, and it cripserise many his arm! He was horrorably embarrised and ashame of his tragity. Many of his people and sympathic would be mate wanna helped him, but he was too ashamed and anti-social from years of loving science only, that he ran away from his home planet! Never to be seen again."
 * (Spyro): ".... That's..... That's terrorable. A life without even friends.... That has a potaintional to already damage his feelings torwords socity, given the tragity, it clearly would make him worse."
 * (Longbeard): "And it did..... His ship ran out of fuel, and the poor fool crashed into Arca, in the near end of the Pirate lord Moonbeard. He was able to avoid many a pirate thanks to his intellect. He hides in a cave that sat high above a dark jungle. He replaced his gone arm, with the very cannon that destroyed his old arm, and a robotic arm. He was a smart one. He studied the pirates, learned all their ways, all their customs, all their tactics, and how to counter act them. He was a fast learner, he adapts quickly! Then one day, he came to challnage Moonbeard himself. He taunted and insulted the Pirate Lord into attacking! And Moonbeard obglied! However.... Lamistan, was more then he expected."
 * Th fully-boded and fleshed Lamistan beats up and incredability over-wealms Moonbeard, who was then tossed back to his throwne, as Moonbeard scrambled to barely get a footing!
 * Moonbeard: "...... What, are you? What kind of a, monster, fights like a hundred pirates? Who, are you?!"
 * Lamistan: "I...... Am...... (Charges up his arm cannon) LAMISTAN?!"
 * Moonbeard: "Stop, what are you doing?! No, no, NOOOOO-" (The blast makes everything go white)
 * (Longbeard): Moonbeard was robbed of his position as the Pirate Ruler of Ardalicron, and Captain Lamistan was briefly put in charge. He had all the pirates steal machinery from all over these UUniverses so he can make a device that would make him 'the most famous pirate of all time'. He was unable to finish it when a pirate rebellion demanded he get put out of power, and he was eventually replaced by the Pirate Council, which you may know still exists today. Lamistan was banished to a planet that the Council has kept a secret even from me. But on this planet, Lamistan was able to get a big enough crew, enough weaponry, and a big ship that would allow him to steal more machinery. He robbed metals, looted broken-down robots, and stole other weapons technology for his own use. Then, after months of committing piracy, he finally got his machine finished, calling it 'Lamistan's Stargate'.
 * (Iago): Uh, is this similar to the Stargate in those movies?
 * (Longbeard): I don't know what movie you're talking about!
 * (Trixie): There we go again with the running gag.
 * (Longbeard): Anyway, this Stargate was a large portal that used quantum energy derived from space to allow him to travel anywhere in the UUniverses, all with the use of a single holographic map of the UUniverses itself. He used this portal to roam every realm robbing worlds of their wealth and treasure. Unfortunately, after 5 years of enjoying all his wealth, the USRA had found his location, and had him sentenced to death, taking all of his treasure into the Currency Troupe where it belongs. Since then, they had his Stargate buried in the depths of the planet's soil, and it was never seen again. No pirate has ever been able to find it ever since. I myself tried to find it once, but planet after planet after planet, that blasted Stargate wasn't nowhere to be seen. So I decided to give up my search. Especially when I heard about this curse that the Stargate possessed.
 * (Bill): C-c-c-c-curse?!?
 * (Longbeard): "Yes, curse. It is rumored that 10 days or so before the very brave USRA forces challnaged him, he came to a lone, uncharted planeting, housing a corrupted Magilo using witch, to seek eturnal life, even after death, so he can never be truely destroyed."
 * (Gilda): "Gees, did the guy had death anxity or something?"
 * (Longbeard): "Not exactly, but he logically caluated that unlike Moonbeard, he knew the forces of the USRA are not fools. They'll eventally discover his origin planet, take risky undercover missions in Arca, and then eventally find Lamistan when he least predicts it. So, he desided to avoid being just another dead villain, he seeked the magic of magilo, but he know it's good side will never, can't never, and won't ever be helpful to him, so, he turned to the darkside, seeking the corrupted witch, Skullera."
 * Skullera, a female raptor like Auuniverseal: "You seek the power to avoid death, Pirate, because your reputation is on the verge of catching up to you, yes?"
 * Lamistan: "An unfortunate but expected consinquence of a pirate of my netoruity. I don't want the inferiors the pleasure they can destroy me forever like a bad head-cold. See too it that even in death, I can never, truely be ended."
 * Skullera: "Your desire shall be granted, (casted the shadowy spell), but be warned, Pirate, this curse is like a wide-spreading virus, it will contaminate everything you own, your ship, your crew, anyone you touch, even your greatest advancements, cursed, as long as good magilo never intervines, you shall live forever, when when your nothing but bones."
 * (Longbeard): "But the witch intentionally neglected to warn him a catch. Once he dies, he can only be brought back when some fool stupid enough actselly finds and uses the Lamistan Stargate, even if only for a quick test. In a way, when Lamistan died, he tecnecally stayed dead... In body. But the magic, forbidden his dark spirit to ever leave. Neither to go to paradise or damnation. His own crew followed suit, all doomed to be like this for enturnity, until a fool, seeks out the Lamistan gate."
 * Longbeard: "And Rarxter, somehow became that fool...."
 * Byrn: "Wait, Skullera? You said, Skullera?"
 * Longbeard: "Yes, why have you asked?"
 * Byrn: "Well, it's just, there's this creepy old raptor lady who Rarxter visits alot. In fact, Dad claim she first visited Rarxter a day before he started to become, corrupt."
 * Longbeard: ".... So..... That old witch found a fool perfect enough to put the universes into chaos! That explains why Rarxter became the arragant gold luster he is today!"
 * Magnum: "I may not have Magilo, but I porcess powers that can both sides of Magilo look like palor tricks. If the stargate is found, I'll be more then glad to finally bring a true end to the tragic and dark legacy of Lamistan if it comes to it."
 * Lord Shen: "But all the same, it would be wiser we stop Rarxter and his doom causing desire for that stargate!"
 * Spongebob: "Wow, is it weird I feel both sorry for Lamistan, yet afraid of him coming back as even more of a monster he already became?"
 * Spyro: "It may be centauries late to help Lamistan, but we can still stop Rarxter from making a stupid mistake that'll ruin everyone's lifes, even his own.... Like Blot....."
 * Longbeard: "..... Who's Blot?"
 * Axxus: "Don't ask uncle, it's, a rather personal matter to him. Trust me on this."
 * Spova: "..... I...... I can't believe it! The Stargate's, real?"
 * Cyona: "That dumb Neaput eating goofball is gonna get our families killed by a cursed corpse?!"
 * Byrn: "And pretty much everyone else!? I mean, a cursed pirate, one thing, but a cursed pirate with a powerful stargate? Kick your asses goodbye everyone!"
 * Bill: "Should I start with my tail first?"
 * Byrn: It was metaphorical, you idiot!
 * Cyona: Well, now that we know the secret of this Stargate, we have to make sure Rarxter doesn't get to it.
 * Longbeard: So yer' not serving him no more?
 * Cyona: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! He abandoned us after these guys got a machine that we worked on for so long destroyed within a matter of seconds.
 * B.O.B: Well, it doesn't help that MSM tried to build up suspense with that scene like he originally intended.
 * Banzai: Man, I HATE that we have to deal with stuff like that.
 * Shenzi: Me, too. But this isn't MSM's show, so we have to get over it. Maybe we'll have some suspense next time.
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Private: So...what do we do now? We know a lot of stuff about what we're up against, so how are we gonna stop them?
 * Axxus: Well, we may still have a chance to fix our vehicles. After all, we owe BIAB for asking him to help us fix that Holo-Gameboy. I say we give back the favor by helping him figure out what's holding him up with that progress on that repairing device.
 * ???: "Ah, ahh, ahh, AHH-CHOO?!"
 * A series of books fell, reveiling Sloo Oops!
 * Sloo: "Oy, real dusty in here, it is..... (Sees everyone.)."
 * Icky: "....... Uh, arrgh?"
 * Sloo: "Oh, relax guys! I already overheard that you guys ain't pirates awhile ago! I came here for one thing... And that's........ An authograth?!"
 * Squidward: "..... You discover our secret, JUST SO YOU CAN HAVE OUR SIGNITURES ON PAPER?!"
 * Sloo: ".... What, you didn't think I was trouble, did you? What did you had to worry from someone named "Sloo Oops"? I'm the clumsiest pirate in Arca!"
 * Po: "We notcied that a few times before."
 * Cynder: "Ok, if we agree to sign you our authograths, will you promise to keep this to yourself? We're worried some of your fellow pirates might not... Appresiate our presience here."
 * Sloo: "Pffh. What makes you think heroes ain't welcome in Arca?"
 * Axxus: Well, I told them we needed to be dressed like pirates because we couldn't risk the others thinking that they were followers of Foul Cheese, or some self-rightious misguided twat who's fallen victim to our negitive steriotypes. I mean, that's what happened the last few times, right? Remember Agent Estix? He earned our trust perfectly until he cost us several of our pirate brethren. Eventally he escaped after everyone was onto him
 * Sloo:...Oh, yeah, I HATED that guy. He's the one that put me on this crutch. BUT CAN I HAVE MY AUTOGRAPH?!?
 * Lord Shen: Well, fine. (He does that) There, ya' happy, fanboy?
 * Sloo: SURE AM! And as a debt of gratitude, I won't tell anybody about you guys being here. But Axxus, I don't know if you should keep this a secret for long. I mean, you know the pirate code about lying. If anybody figures that out, you could get fired from your position as Pirate Lord.
 * Axxus: I understand the risks, but I can't tell them until I can ensure they can trust them.
 * Sloo: Well, I guess I can't stop you. But be careful out there. I wish I could help, mateys, but I'm not a skilled pirate anymore.
 * Axxus: Well, thanks for doing us a favor, Sloo.
 * Sloo: Anything. (Leaves)
 * Sacen:...Alright, let's get on over to BIAB's lab. He might require our assistance.
 * BIAB: I do not know what the problem is with this thing. It was going great, but this Fixlaser Gun keeps on breaking apart. Every time I put the coil on the cylinder, the energy fluxuator malfunctions, and part of it falls apart. Watch. (Puts the coil on the cylinder on the front, but then it jolts in green electricity, and the cylinder and cone break off) See? It makes me so angry.
 * Kowalski: I thought robots didn't have any emotions.
 * Axxus: Well, blame the creators of the Starbots. They started off having a glitch in their systems that causes their power cores to work like a brain, and give them actual organic qualities such as emotions. From what I heard, that's what cost Qui one of her associates.
 * Kowalski: Weird.
 * BIAB: Still, it really irritates me that I've been doing this over 873 times, and yet it never worked.
 * Sandy: Have you tried putting the coil on the cylinder BEFORE you put it on the gun?
 * BIAB:...You know, I have no idea why I never thought of that. Why has a Starbot like me suffered through a classical being error. It makes no goddamn sense. But anyway, it might work. (Puts the coil onto the cylinder, and puts the cylinder onto the device, and it works)...It works.
 * SpongeBob: Way to go, Sandy!
 * Sandy: Oh, it was TOO obvious. I've made the same kind of mistake when I started inventing...twice. It was pretty embarrassing, but nobody can embarrass THIS squirrel.
 * Banzai: Oh really? Not even the fact that SpongeBob has a romantic interest in you?
 * Magnum: GET OUT, SERIOUSLY?!?
 * Axxus: Great Scov! That's just strange. Okay, I'm aware mix-species couples are a common thing in these realms, don't get me wrong, I seen it even in Arca, but now it's just weird considering how an...asexual organism is attracted to a mammal.
 * Banzai: Oh, yeah. He's totally into her! Fans of his show speculate that they both have a romantic interest. It's ALL OVER THE INTERNET, BABY!!! YouTube videos, Fanfiction stories, DeviantArt images, the list is just endless! Hell, I remember when Patrick showed us that embarrassing snapshot of SpongeBob at a Christmas party kissing Sandy while drinking eggnog! (Laughs) IT WAS JUST PRICELESS! And let's not forget about that episode in his TV series where he is depicted in marrying Sandy when it turned out to be a play without the priest knowing about it. (Laughs) God, I can't believe how many fans went wild after seeing THAT! (Laughs, and Sandy starts blushing) But that's not all! There's-- (Shenzi bonks him on the head with a mallet)
 * Shenzi: That enough lip out of you, Bozz-ai!
 * Sandy: THANK YOU!
 * Byrn: Hey, there's nothing funny about someone falling in love with somebody else...Unless it's with two crossed species. I mean, I've never had a girlfriend in my life even though I'm friends with 2 GIRLS!!!
 * Spova: (Scoffs) As far as we're concerned, you might have a crush on one of us.
 * Cyona: I hope it's not me, though. That would be silly. (Byrn looks at Cyona with hearts in his eyes)
 * BIAB: Well, if all awkwardness is over with, then I should take the time to thank you for fixing my problems. I should get the device done within 2 hours at this rate.
 * Max: Alright! (He and Sam give a high-five) WHOO!
 * Rarxter: "And that's how I, epicly escaped from Rarxter and his magic pirate friends!"
 * Foul Cheese's Hologram: "IDIOT!? You had ONE of the most powerful weapons in the Warboth's inventory and you still lost!?"
 * Rarxter: "My apologies Govener. I wasn't expected magical pirates and a gang of weird animals I never seen before. I mean, they had a sea-squril that doesn't look like a sea squirl!"
 * Foul Cheese: "EXCUSES EXCUSES EXCUSES!? (Sighs), Since I am stuck with you, I'll give you another chance to redeem your mistakes. At least you know about the magic pirates. Surely, you'll find a method to counter-act that."
 * Rarxter: "..... I never fought magic pirates before. So, I have absolutely nothing!"
 * Foul sighs.
 * Foul Cheese: "Then may I offer a few suggestions?"
 * Rarxter: "I should warn you, I am netouriously picky."
 * Foul Cheese: Did this guy have a wand?
 * Rarxter: Yes.
 * Foul Cheese: Then destroy it! If there's any others that use magic without a wand, put them into trans-magnetic cells to prevent them from using magic to escape. If you HAVE some of course.
 * Rarxter: OF COURSE WE HAVE SOME!...(To some Hexillas) Do we? (Hexillas make a 'I don't know' gesture)
 * Foul Cheese: (Sighs) You guys have a shipload of money, and you DON'T HAVE A TRANSMAGNETIC CELL INSTALLED IN YOUR SHIP WHICH YOU COULD OH SO EASILY PAY FOR?!? You know what, come back to Urex. I have another Hoverpounder for you to use, and I've also got 10 Trans-Magnetic Cells that you can put into your ship.
 * Rarxter: Wow, you just don't know how to give up. That's pretty amazing. Alright, Foul Cheese. I'll be there lickity-split. If this Hoverpounder fails again, then what should I do next? I've already lost my first, second, and third mates to those freaks, and I can't risk having more being taken away. Plus, I don't know what their parents are going to say when they hear about this.
 * ???: THEY WERE WHAT?!? (6 Hexillas appear. These were Spova, Byrn, and Cyona's parents. They were a bit larger than Rarxter)
 * Rarxter:...(Gulps)...I'll be there soon, Governor. Right after...I deal with these guys. End transmission. (Turns off hologram)
 * A sound of fighting and elephant like trumpets are heard, as well as fighting screams!
 * Rarxter: "I SAID I WAS SO- YOOOOOWW?!"
 * Foul Cheese was groaning frustracted.
 * Foul Cheese: "And yet another reminder why I wanted to eradicate piracy. No matter. I have feelings he is mostly in these agreement for his own gains. Good thing, I don't plan to hold on into this worthless allience for long, wheither Axxus is gone or not."
 * Foul Cheese opens a cabinet in his desk, reveils a holograthic map.
 * Foul Cheese: "The fool didn't realise that it was one of my ansistery who originally slew Lamistan, and this, abominable map is a token of that great victory. Hard to believe, a beautiful piece of machancerly like the Lamistan stargate, was forged from crininal intent and theivery. No wonder Lamistan had such a reputation.... But that doesn't mean an object like this, doesn't have the potaintional to do good. This, stargate, could revolutionise travel for the universes. It could aide me in finally finding the scum pirate capital, so I can finally send enough imperial forces to end piracy for good.... Pirates, are a dying breed. And as a being belonging to the saginger catagory, I felt it is nessersary to, be present when it dies, then for me to, shall we say, clean it up. And I'll claim this tool to use it, once this, unsavery "curse", is properly dispose of."
 * Foul Cheese quietly chuckles as the transiton fade makes him look sinister.

Chapter 5: The Lost Planet of Lamistan
The S.S.Axxus. In the Cargo ship. Back to the gang. Hours later. Outside SS Axxus Breezo Prime. In The Revenge of Darkness Qui. Present Before War of the Hornets. Present Freetrader Ship Later... Cargo Hold Later... Original Universe. Later... Later again... Later again again... Later again again again... Later, for the last time... A completely different futeristic city. Outside. Space Brainstorm Belt Iao Red Star Equestria Everfree Forest Cutaway Present Hayfield 64 Inside Hayfield 64.
 * The Ship is completely repaired and headed into space voyage again.
 * Groson: "Axxus, you and I are going on a quest that could every well be dangerious. The best we have to even have some clue of the Planet of Lamistan is located is old anichent riddles written by Lamistan himself."
 * Axxus: "That's kinda our chance to even do this at all at the moment. I have no other choice."
 * Longbeard: "Ok, what's the first riddle."
 * Axxus: "Ahem...... "It is as wide as a giant mouth, and like such, nothing ever returns back the way it came. It is a feared thing in the universe, and it is considered an apoclolipes if it gets bigger and bigger, It is like a whirlpool of darkness"........ Damn, this is confusing! A giant space mouth that's a whirlpool of darkness, and everyone's a afraid of it? What is that?"
 * Spyro:...(Gulps)...I think I know what it means.
 * Monnoe: What does it mean, then?
 * Po:...I think it's a black hole.
 * Spova: A BLACK HOLE?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? How can Lamistan's Stargate be located inside a black hole? We have no idea where they lead us to, and it's too dangerous to even try. Even our fastest hyperdrives couldn't stop people from getting stuck in those things.
 * Julymusk: Yes. I know an old family member of mine that got sucked into a black hole, and was never seen again ever since.
 * Cynder: Or perhaps it could be one of those black-hole portals that we were sucked into several times.
 * Axxus: Black hole portal? What's that?
 * Kowalski: It's how we were able to discover these UUniverses. They lead to any world in either the UUniverses or even any world in the entire multiverse. I'm sure the humans in your world learned how to control that thanks to the Interdimensional Portal they have at Breezso Prime. Right now, that serves as the boundary between our worlds and yours.
 * Private: You don't think...you don't think the Stargate could be located in another dimension, do you?
 * Shifu: Well, one thing is for sure. It's not in OUR worlds. Otherwise, we would've discovered it years ago.
 * Cynder:...Unless...unless some of the people here already knew our worlds existed.
 * Puss: What do you mean, Cynder?
 * Cynder: I think it all makes sense. Remember when Dark Gazz said that Metavincemanders invaded during the days when I was still an egg? I think that means that witch that gave Lamistan that curse might've been with the Villains Act.
 * Axxus: No, that wouldn't be true. The Villains Act came into existence long before Lamistan died. Long before the Interuniversal War, or our Third Cartoonian War, when the USRA ended. It had to have taken place some time in the...18th century. The Villains Act came in 1997, and ended in 2010, when you guys came in.
 * Spyro: Was this witch a psychic, then?
 * Axxus:...Actually...I have heard rumors that she was. She must've known that the Villains Act would come to existence, so...she might've planned for...
 * Sacen:...for the Villains Act to try and somehow acquire the Stargate without lifting the curse, and end up losing it through a black hole portal.
 * Cynder: That would mean the Villains Act followed it to our worlds and found out of their existence, and...that must've been how they found out about my home.
 * Spyro: But...what were they doing there?
 * Cynder: That's still beyond my knowledge, but I intend to figure it out.
 * Sam: Oh, crap, it all makes perfect sense!
 * Max: Yeah!
 * Rodruy: Wow. That was pretty easy for us to figure out a riddle like that.
 * Longbeard: "Let's all remember that this is only just one of Lamistan's riddles."
 * Spova: "Still, it's still risky. Portal or not, any kind of Blackhole is dangerious and destructive."
 * Julymusk: "For once, a criminal actselly makes sense."
 * Spova: "..... Don't make me bop you three times."
 * Julymusk: "Madam I assure you I meant no offence, I was merely agreeing with you!"
 * Spova: "Well you didn't had to call me a "criminal" in doing so!"
 * Shrek: "In his defence, it's not like you were working with an honest elephant alien or anything."
 * Spova: "..... I'll give ya points for that."
 * Lord BIAB: "Reguardless, even if it we were to head torwords a controlable BH Portal, it could still be capable to offer slight problems for our ship. I would advise setting up porcautions and have the ship ready for such kind of travel."
 * SpongeBob: Or we could do it the easier way by going through the Interdimensional Portal to our worlds.
 * Axxus: Just one problem, mateys. The portal is surrounded with security. If they saw us come through, they would blow our ship to smithereens.
 * Tigress: Well, it's our only option. It's risky to go through a black hole or even a black hole portal outside of the one we know. Any black hole portal we would go through wouldn't lead us to our UUniverses. The multiverse is so huge, it could take millions of years for us to make it back without going through random universes or UUniverses that are not of our knowledge.
 * Po: She makes a good point.
 * Axxus: Well, if you're sure, then we're gonna need to make sure they don't recognize us as a threat. Like a cloaking device or a holographic disguise.
 * Icky: "Or we could just secretly board that giant ass trade ship 90 kolomiters from us."
 * In the far distence, A giant trade ship is seen.
 * Axxus: ".... Or, stow-away on another ship. Crude, but effective."
 * Lord Shen: "But all in all risky. One, they could pick us up in scanners, or have compident guards on that ship, or have organised rotine cargo checks, and also, HOW DOES ONE HIDE A SPACE PIRATE SHIP IN A CARGO AREA?!"
 * Merlin: "Well, let's see."
 * Merlin smokes on a pipe, and blows in speical magic smooke.
 * In one part of the trade ship, two pilots are seen to be very very bored.
 * Pilot 1: "(Yawn), this is BORING!? So boring, I didn't even bother to have our scanners fix cause NOTHING has actselly happened so far?!"
 * In another, the Guards are lazy and asleep all the time.
 * One Guard: "I was suppose to check the cargo, but you know what? Nothing but trade stuff, I am not gonna bother ever."
 * Lord Shen: "Well.... Lucky us this particular trade ship houses the most imcompident crew I ever seen."
 * Axxus: "But even idiots will get us in trouble. We still need to be cautious. Trade Ships are still serious taboo to even stow in, and even these clowns would still rekindise the impourence of alarming the entire millaterry about intruders."
 * Dash 2.0.: "It's a risky call, sir."
 * Sandy: You sure the ship will fit in the cargo hold?
 * Axxus: Oh, absolutely. This is a Malezon-class Freetrader, 350km long, and 101km wide. The cargo hold is large enough to hold a single pirate spaceship just as big as ours. They'll never know we're in there as long as we keep this ship out of their sight. Which of course means we need to install one of the cloaking devices we gained at the pirate market for just 300 credits.
 * Xandy: You guys have a cloaking device?
 * Sacen: Of course. We've been saving it for such an occasion. But it's gonna take a while for us to install it into the ship's systems. And judging by the fact that the guys in there won't be going anywhere anytime soon, we need to get the job done before they go into hyperdrive. Once they do, we'll never catch them.
 * Po: How do we know they'll be going to our UUniverses?
 * Squidward: "Oh I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure that so far, OUR UNIVERSE IS THE ONLY UNITED UNIVERSE THEY REKINDISED SO FAR?!"
 * Po: "Ow! You didn't had to yell! It was an honest question!"
 * Icky: "An honestly stupid question."
 * Po: Ok, ok, I get it! I should really be more specific. How do we know if they ARE going to the UUniverses, like what if they are, what if they aren't? What if they're going somewhere else in these UUniverses? What if they're just going to Breezso Prime and not going through the portal? I think we need to know the reason WHY they would go to our UUniverses.
 * Axxus: Oh, okay. Then in that case, they really ARE going there. Since you guys came along, your High Council decided that we ship some resources to you like food, household props, toys, all that other stuff. I've watched the meeting with them and our Grand Council on Holovision, and they agreed to it, but on the condition that it would be brought only to futuristic worlds. The grand council, insisted the worlds still without advance enough tecknowagy is not yet ready for our universe's tec and food. Something about being respondsable or exspearienced enough I guess. Do you guys know of futuristic worlds of yours?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, there's a few, I know it. Kratos is one of them. The place has a culture similar to Greece, but a futuristic metropolis inhabited by superpowered beings, and--
 * Axxus: What's Greece?
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs) How much longer is this running gag gonna last?
 * Shenzi: Probably for the rest of the episode.
 * Xandy: Well, at least I can finally take a look at your worlds now. I mean, I haven't even gotten the chance to be there yet. (Nytrox barks) Oh, I know you're excited, boy. Yes you are, yes you are. (Rubs Nytrox's belly) Are you excited, you cute troggy trogg? ARE YOU?!? ARE YOU?!? (Nytrox barks)
 * Sparx: Say, Xandy? Where did you find Nytrox?
 * Xandy: I don't think we have time for me to tell you that, little insect. We have to install the cloaking device. Who in the Lodge is excellent in engineering and mechanics?
 * Sandy: I am.
 * Kowalski: Me, too.
 * Dr. Cockroach: As am I.
 * Xandy: Only 3, huh? Well, glad we have some scientists with us. I'm a wiz in science myself. I created my own custom blaster pistol all by myself. I named it the 'Oalanx Pistol', after a famous human armament inventor who discovered artificially-intelligent guns. It's voice-activated, and has multiple features, but only I can use it through an ID scanner on the handle. Cool, huh?
 * Skipper: Yes, we've seen you use it when we first met you.
 * Cloakblade: I myself am good at sciences even though I had some scientists make my suit.
 * Zosimo: I'm the best inventor in the Heroes Act. I can be of great help.
 * Lord BIAB: Well I guess that only leaves me as the last one. Let us all get started. I calculate they will get the H-drive activated in less than half an hour. We must hurry.
 * Sandy: Alright, let's get cranking.... No litterally, I mean, just so we're clear.
 * The Trade Ship is currently treding space.
 * A seemingly bored ship cleaning janiter is scrubbing the windows.
 * Janiter: "(Sigh), As much as I didn't like the Villain's Act, at least they would've made things interesting. I mean, I'm a guy who likes a universe mostly in peace, but I would've like something to happen to liven up things abit.... But like ANYONE would wanna harm a trade ship.... Not even someone like that psyco Xerxes would harm a trade ship."
 * Another Janiter: "Yeah, but then again, these trades are at least quick and straight to the point. We only stop to clean up this hunk of space junk so it looks clean. Afterwords, every janiter has to go back in when the ship moves again."
 * A Ship Engineer is seen buffing out scratches.
 * Engineer: "If only I wasn't so busy being just the guy who buffs out scratches from tiny metiors, then I would've gotten to our scanners by now!" (The SS Axxus is seen through the viewport of the ship, and it suddenly disappears) Huh? (Looks through the viewport)...I could've sworn there was a spaceship there. Oh, well.
 * Kowalski: Guys, how are we gonna get the ship inside?
 * Rico: Kaboom?...(Everyone laughs)...No kaboom?
 * Private: Of course not, silly. We can't do that.
 * Kowalski: We would blow our cover and possibly kill the entire crew inside. We need a much better strategy.
 * Sandy: I don't think we CAN get in there in the middle of space. You'd have to be an idiot to open the cargo bay in the middle of space--(Suddenly that happens, and somebody gets sucked into space) OH, SHIZNET!!!
 * Sacen: WE GOTTA SAVE THAT GUY!!! (They quickly get the guy into a tractor beam, and drag him into the ship before the guy looking through the viewport sees it)
 * Engineer:...Did I take my medication this morning?
 * Guy: (Gasps for air, and then sees everyone in the ship)...Who the hell are you guys--(Suddenly, Rodruy knocks him unconscious)
 * Rodruy: That was close!
 * Axxus: QUICK, GET INTO THE SHIP BEFORE SOMEONE COMES OUT AND WE HAVE TO RESCUE AND KNOCK HIM OUT!!! (They gently go inside the ship, and Merlin uses his wand to close the cargo bay doors)
 * Voice: Restoring oxygen atmosphere. (Oxygen is sprayed into the cargo hold, making it breathable again)
 * Alex:...Well, that's one way of getting into a ship.
 * Axxus: Alright, let's jettison the dead weight. (They kick the guy out of the ship, and shut the door, and he wakes up)
 * Guy:...Okay, did I take my medication? I must've slept on the job. (Walks off)
 * Icky: What do we do now?
 * Axxus: Nothing. We make sure nobody goes around here, and wait until the ship goes to your worlds. Then once they land on a planet, then we'll blast off. Easy-peasy.
 * Monnoe: "Then let's hope no one's compident enough to actselly throughly look into the cargo."
 * Skipper: "Don't worry, we'll handle any potainional threats like that."
 * Alex: "Ok, but NO killing them!"
 * Rico was hold a austrailian knife.
 * Rico: "Aw."
 * Rico shallows it.
 * Marty: "How, does that, NOT, rip you open in gorey pieces?!"
 * Kolwalski: "...... We're as perlexed as you are."
 * A few grand guards are seen.
 * A general comes forth. He belongs to the same spieces as Headmaster Warson.
 * Guard 1: "General Marson on board!"
 * Guards: "HOOHAH!?"
 * General Marson: "At ease boys. As you know, half-cousin Warson, in light that not alot is really going on now ever since the VA went down like a stack of holo-cards, we have been doing pretty rotine things. Which includes seeing to it that the Trade Ship goes through perfectly.... But not without a compident, through investigation! I want to ensure only goods go to the other universes, not anything like vermin, illegal narcotics, and espeically illegal immigrants!? Warson doesn't wanna cause a illegal immagrantion fiasco with the other universe, and we need to prevent any possable stow-away, evil or just a misguided insobordenent, from causing a situation. It's bad enough when Qui escaped through there."
 * Celsius: (A large spaceship is seen being blasted at by a squadron of ships as they head towards a huge portal near a rocky-ringed planet) When are these Grand Guards gonna learn?!?
 * Darkness Qui: HURRY UP, NARCOTIC!!! I've spent too much time searching for this blasted portal, and I won't allow your stupidity to stop me.
 * Narcotic: Excuse me, your grace, but we helped you find the blasted device, so don't take it out on us!
 * Darkness Qui: Well, of course you helped me find it. But under my glorious mind.
 * Celsius: Uh, Your grace? What exactly is your plan once we travel to the heroes' UUniverses? We haven't exactly taken the time to think it through yet, have we?
 * Darkness Qui: FYI, Celsius, I already had a plan in my big noggin this whole time! We travel to the other UUniverses, and round up every villain team in it to create a new Villains Act! I'm 100% sure it will work. By next week, a new Villains Act will arise in no time.
 * Narcotic: But what if the villains in the other worlds hate each other and won't be willing to join forces? Have you thought about that?
 * Darkness Qui: If I can reason with rivaling evil tribes to side one and another to dispatch the good tribes, I can handle a few petty conflicts of their UUniverses. NOW HURRY THROUGH THE PORTAL!! NOW!!!
 * Celsius: "No need to shout, your grace." (They take a blast from the enemy ships)
 * Darkness Qui: I SAID LET'S GO!!!
 * Magnum: (She and Serpentos are seen inside a small spaceship leading the pursuing battleships) HURRY, THEY'RE GETTING THROUGH THE PORTAL!!!
 * Serpentos: We're too late! (Qui's ship enters the portal)
 * General Warson: DAMMIT, WE LOST THEM!!!
 * General Marson: "And let's not forget when we were unfaverably tricked by the Skreetraziods to let them through, thanks to a certain SOMEONE who can't speak bug!?"
 * A nerdy lizard and a platoon halts the Skeetraziod ship.
 * Nerdy Lizard: "State your business."
 * Skeetraziod: "Biss buzz bizz, buzz, buzz buzz buzz! (We have come to congure the original universe, free our queen's friend Darkness Qui and establish a new VA where eventally we'll come after YOU ALL!?)"
 * Nerdy Lizard: "Ohh, your on a pilgrimage to the other universe?"
 * Skeetraziod: "...... Buzz? (The fuck?)"
 * Nerdy Lizard: I'll take that as a yes. Carry on.
 * Skeeterazoid:...Buzz. ("Okay")(They go towards Breezso Prime where they approach the portal and start the beginning of the episode)
 * General Warson: It's bad enough the Galactic Federation's Droids were rather stupid and incompetent to keep them out. And then there was the extra virus mess. And we were lucky we stopped Qui's order for a desistating war machines from the old war and that that Titanoid or whatever it was scrapped. But this time, no more. I don't care if the Shell Lodge Squad were to for some reason help a bunch of criminals with a problem, no one is getting past us. We're gonna make sure of that.
 * Merlin: (They see everything on a magic portal) Well, that's not good.
 * Magnum: Blast that General Marson for getting in our way. With him being on high alert, we'll NEVER get to your worlds, even when he trusts us Heroes Act heroes.
 * Xandy: (Shrugs) What'll we do now?
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "I fear we have no choice but to resort to harsh measures. We have to make sure no matter what they do, they can never find us!"
 * Monnoe: "Our scanner scrambler would disable any scanners."
 * Lord BIAB: "I had readied a devine that'll keep us inviseable even if they had X-ray vision and Heatseekers."
 * Skipper: "And in any event, we won't hesitate to have to give them millaterry penguin surprise attacks! Hoo-HAH?!"
 * Trixie: "Or we can just have Merlin or Magnum make them under a spell that allows the Trade ship to go without having to investigate the darn ship."
 * Magnum: "I rather not. I prefer not to make Marson look like an idiot to his bosses, even if it's for a greater good."
 * Merlin: "Respectfully, my student, I agree."
 * Skipper: "Then it looks like operation: Hide and never to be seeked, is a go!"
 * Private:...No offense, Skipper, but that's not a very good title.
 * Kowalski: I agree.
 * Skipper: What? It's all I got.
 * Icky: "You could've gone with "Operation: Inconito", or something."
 * Skipper: "Kinda used that name before in a mission before we joined you guys."
 * Xandy: Well, let's get this over with. Is the jamming device installed?
 * Lord BIAB:...Not to get you aggravated, but no. (Everyone groans)
 * Zosimo: Are you telling me we have to INSTALL ANOTHER DEVICE?!? It took us hours to get the cloaking device active, yet we were lucky they still stayed still. But now we have less than a couple of minutes to get a JAMMING DEVICE INSTALLED?!?
 * Lord BIAB: I am not a fortune-teller. How was I to know that General Marson was to be involved in this? Sheesh! You lifeforms tend to let impatience get the best of you.
 * Xandy: Says the robot that got aggravated over a device that you kept on making a mistake on.
 * Lord BIAB: I HAVE FEELINGS, TOO, HYDROCABIAIS!!!
 * Xandy: Yeah, even though you're a robot.
 * Lord BIAB: THAT'S IT, PUT UP YOUR DUKES, YOU WHORE!!!
 * Axxus: ENOUGH!!! Let's just install the jamming device and fast.
 * Pilot #1: (They enter Breezso Prime) Well, hello, General Marson.
 * General Marson: Mr. Anthus, due to our new regulations, we have a standard procedure to search your ship for any stowaways or smuggled weaponry to prevent any criminals or illegal immigrants from entering these UUniverses. It will take 30 minutes. Sorry to waste time, but that's the rules.
 * Pilot #1 (Mr. Anthus): Of course, sir. Come in. (They open the bay doors of the ship, and multiple suited soldiers enter the ship) We've lost a bit of our cargo after the cargo bay door somehow opened and closed, so we're gonna have to have another trade ship to come and deliver have of the lost shipment as a make up for the trade and uh-
 * Marson: What? Then there must be someone in there. We must find them.
 * Soldier #1: (The soldiers storm the ship and scan the area with high-tech scanners) General Marson claims that there was a disturbance that caused the loss of some of the cargo. We must figure out the cause. Leave NO placed unchecked. (They search the ship)
 * Soldier #2: (A few soldiers are getting close to the invisible SS Axxus)
 * Xandy: (Sees them) HURRY UP, THEY'RE HEADING THIS WAY!!! (Nytrox starts barking) Nytrox, be quiet! They'll hear you. (Nytrox continues barking) NYTROX, STO--(Sighs) You want a treat? (Nytrox then stops barking)...Good boy. (Gives him the treat)
 * Zosimo: Alright, we got the jamming device installed. Activating it right now. (Turns on the device, and the scanners are unable to scan the SS Axxus) But we need to make sure they don't bump into the ship. We may be invisible, but we're not intangible.
 * Merlin: Let ME handle that. (Uses his magic powers to take control of the minds of the soldiers) There is nothing here!
 * Soldiers: There is nothing here!
 * Merlin: You will continue your search elsewhere.
 * Soldiers: We will continue our search elsewhere. (They turn around)
 * Magnum: Nice going, Merlin.
 * Merlin: It was nothing. But they won't be the only ones to search here. I need to take care of any other people who come here to search. One they leave, we'll be home free. (Hypnotizes 2 other soldiers who appear) There is nothing here!
 * Soldiers: There is nothing here!
 * Merlin: You will continue your search elsewhere.
 * Soldiers: We will continue our search elsewhere. (They leave)
 * Aurlena: This will get rather annoying.
 * Soldier: (They come out of the ship, and face General Marson) General, the place is all clear.
 * Marson: Excellent work, soldier. Mr. Anthus, you are free to enter.
 * Mr. Anthus: Thank you, sir. (They take off through the portal, and enter the Original UUniverses)
 * Still in the trade ship in the S.S. Axxus.
 * Icky: "So, do we know what planet we're even heading to?"
 * Axxus: "In hindsight, maybe we should've also figured where this ship is heading IN this universe."
 * Skipper: "Well we know it's a futuristic world. But, which one?"
 * Kowalski: Well, there's a LOT of futuristic worlds out there. There's Ratchet and Clank's world, Buzz Lightyear's world, Kratos, and...well...that's all the futuristic worlds we know about.
 * Skipper: Oy!
 * Cynder: Well, wherever we're heading, we need to get out of here as quickly and stealthy as possible.
 * Sparx: If we have time, we can introduce you to the rest of our hero friends. Like the Jungle Crew, Twilight and her friends, even the Dragon Crew...which I heard had another movie.
 * Spyro: Yes, I heard that Stoick had died. I was rather devastated when I heard that he died, but at least Hiccup has a bigger array of dragons, and he has found his long-lost mother. Plus, Hiccup is the new leader of the Vikings. Isn't that great?
 * Patrick: Wait, Stoick died? When did that happen?
 * Axxus: Well, we can't visit your allies yet, mateys. We have work to do once we land in...whatever futuristic world we're heading to.
 * Sparx: Well, whatever the world it, I hope it's not the Star Wars world. That would be unbelievably stupid. (The freetrader goes into hyperdrive)
 * Donkey:...Are we there yet?
 * Shrek: No.
 * Donkey:...Are we there yet?
 * Cynder: Not yet.
 * Donkey:...Okay, are we there yet?
 * Tigress: No!
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Squidward: No!
 * Donkey: Are we there YET?!?
 * Shrek: Yes.
 * Donkey: Really?
 * Shrek: NO!!!
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Viper: No!
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?
 * Mr. Krabs: No we are not!
 * Donkey: Are we there yet?!?
 * Everyone: NOOOOO!!!
 * Donkey:...Are we the--(Skipper covers his mouth)
 * Skipper: No, we are NOT there yet, and we won't be there for a while longer. You will not say anything for the next five minutes, okay? (Donkey nods a 'yes') Okay. (Lets go of Donkey's mouth)
 * Cyona: How big are these UUNIVERSES?!?!? (Nytrox runs around the room jumping onto multiple people while barking and whining, starting with Cyona) WHOA, EASY THERE, POOCH!
 * Fidget: YIPES!!! (Nytrox licks him)
 * Lord Shen: (Nytrox jumps on him) ARRRGGHHHH!!! Xandy, do you mind keeping your pet under control?
 * Xandy: Sorry, but he's just excited right now.
 * Sacen: Well, I don't seem to mind. He is rather adorable. (Cuddles Nytrox, and Nytrox licks her)
 * Shifu: Okay, I am starting to get rather impatient here. We've been travelling for too long. Are we there yet? (Suddenly, the ship tremors)
 * Magnum:...We're here.
 * Donkey: Oh, FINALLY!
 * Icky: I just hope wherever we are we can recognize.
 * Icky: ".... Or not."
 * Axxus: "Well, pretty impressive for a socity not yet caught up with us..... FYI, your futuristic buildings still have windows."
 * Viper: "Where, are we?"
 * The Ship captain was shaking hands with a futuristic mayor.
 * Captain: "Thank you for your patience, Mayor McGruder of Futurasia."
 * Mayor McGruder: "Of course, Captain Artter. A terrorable misfortune about losing some of your shipment."
 * Captain Artter: "Don't worry, another Trade Ship is coming with addiment replacements. We have a clean up crew already in progress of finding and beaming the mess back to base."
 * McGruder: Great. I mean, I haven't felt this good since I had declared that crazy scientist's drug that could somehow cure death illegal. Bad stuff. Do you have ANY idea how much trouble that guy would've caused? He was just douche-headed having the idea to use that drug publicly. We've had to have cared for many old people that never die, and we could also risk the fact of having zombies invade our world. I mean, I may appreciate science, but not when it's used to literally play God.
 * Artter: Of course, mayor.
 * McGruder: Anyway, I'm glad that I finally have some goods traded from those Alternate UUniverses I've heard so much about. Sucks that they aren't allowed to introduce their technology here, which I guess makes sense considering we have too much of it already. (Chuckles) Wow.
 * Artter: Yes, sir. It's actually rather nice to finally see the faces of humans again...even though we heard your biology doesn't match the ones we used to have.
 * McGruder: And I don't even want to know how, because it might sound gross. Anyway, I'm sure that the food and medicines will be useful, as long as it doesn't cure death, that is. (Both laugh) Now, EVERYONE, GET THE CARGO!!!
 * Mr. Anthus: Yes, sir!
 * Axxus: Now's our chance, everyone! Let's go. (They gently go out of the ship in the SS Axxus at the exact moment the crew gets out of the way)...Now let's be quiet when piloting this thing. We don't want them to hear us. If they do, they might report us, and we'll be busted.
 * Sandy: Then let's do exactly that. (They slowly blast off into the sky)
 * McGruder: Did you guys hear something like a ship taking off?
 * Mr. Anthus: I think I heard it, too.
 * Arrter: Oh, I think it's just the sounds of the city. We hear that a lot in the cities we live in.
 * Sandy: YEEEEEEEEEE-HAH!!! WE DID IT!!! (She and SpongeBob give high-five) YEAH!!!
 * Patrick: Nobody suspected a thing. We are IN THE CLEAR NOW, BABY!!! NOW LET'S GET GOING TO...uh...to...where are we going?
 * Longbeard: "Axxus, the next riddle?"
 * Axxus looks up it up.
 * Axxus: "Ahem.... "It's a field in space. A field, of rocks. Rock capable of endless flying. Rocks of great power. Rocks, capable to destroy worlds. Rocks, of giant porportions. A field, of rocks, of death".......... And I am still stumped."
 * Icky: "Oh crap, please tell me Lamistan wasn't talking about an Asteriod belt!?"
 * Skipper: "Oh great. An Asteriod field. As if secretly coming back here wasn't enough, NOW THIS!?"
 * Dr. Cockroach: Besides, what asteroid belt is it referring to? There must be a million of them in these worlds, and only ONE will reveal the location of Lamistan's Stargate?!? THIS RIDDLE IS IMPOSSIBLE TO SOLVE!!!
 * Shifu: I told you guys before, nothing is...
 * Dr. Cockroach: "Nothing is impossible", exactly. Nothing except doing LITERALLY NOTHING!!! Seriously, though, how are we gonna figure this out?
 * Axxus sees a mark on the paper.
 * Axxus: "I think I have an idea where we should start. We have to find an asteriod, or a series of them, with the Symbol of Lamistan!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "And according to the UU guide, there's a belt not to far from here called the "Brain Storm Belt". A good place to start."
 * Longbeard: "I'll give Lamistan this. He's a clever basturd. When we appouch the belt, we have to exsirsize caution, and ready the shields."
 * Icky: I can't believe we're going into the middle of what killed the dinosaurs!
 * Mr. Dodo: I know. Crazy, right? And they say we birds are similar. HELL, WE DON'T EVEN BELONG IN THE SAME ANIMAL GROUP!!!
 * Icky: DAMN, you tell 'em, bitch! (They both high-five)
 * Axxus: Well, let's get searching. The map says that this asteroid belt has over 1,456 asteroids with Captain Lamistan symbols on them, but the one that leads you to your target 'you'll find rather easy to find'. All you have to do is...follow the lines?...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?
 * Xandy: Uh, could it have something to do with this? (Everyone looks through the window to see an asteroid with the Lamistan symbol, but it only has one line on it)
 * Sacen:...Why does it have one line on it? Doesn't the symbol have more than one?
 * Axxus: Unless...IT'S A PATH!!! There must be another asteroid with two lines on it. That means if we follow the asteroids depending on the number of lines it has, we'll find the clue to the Stargate. BRILLIANT!!!
 * Sandy: "That's the problem. Asteriods don't exactly stay in a group for long. How can we be sure any other asteriod with the symbol on it hasn't gotten lost and tumble on somewhere else by now?"
 * Joe: Guys, is it me, or does that asteroid look like it has...some kind of machine on it? (A small machine is seen on the asteroid, and it suddenly creates an electrical current that connects to another asteroid, which connects to another asteroid far away)
 * Axxus: Whoa! Electronic barrier chains. That kind of technology is extremely rare.
 * Shifu: Then that must mean...
 * Axxus:...WE GOTTA FOLLOW THAT CHAIN!!! (They pilot the ship to the interlocked asteroid, and it shows another Lamistan symbol with 2 lines on it)...YES! I knew it. This must be how the clue stays locked in this asteroid belt. Let's follow that trail, me laddies! I smell victory awaitin'! (They follow the chains and finally stop at the one with the complete Lamistan symbol which the symbol glows up when the electronic chain connects it)...Okay, now I'm stumped again. Now that we've found the last asteroid, where's the clue?
 * Icky: "Now, if I was a maniacal man-snake, where would I hid a clue?"
 * Savio: I don't know, in his stomach? (Scoffs and laughs) Becau-because he's a snake, and--(Laughs) He's got a flexible stomach, and--(Laughs, then stops when everyone looks at him weird)
 * Lola Boa:...I don't know if I should find that extremely offensive, bro.
 * Chenger: You two are related? Aren't you different species?
 * Kaa: They are, but they were both adopted by me, and I had lost them in a monsoon years ago. That technically makes them half-related.
 * Savio: But seriously, isn't that stomach joke funny?
 * Axxus: Stomach, stomach, stomach, HOLD ON! Someone release Raxx Rex!
 * ???: I'll do it. (A small elf-like creature appears)
 * Axxus: Little Snapper? Where have YOU been in this episode?
 * Snapper: You gave me the day off yesterday, remember? Said I needed it.
 * Axxus:...Oh, yes, I did. Well, I'd like you to meet the Shell Lodge Squad. Shell Lodgers, this is my cabin boy, Little Snapper.
 * Snapper: You can just call me 'Snap'.
 * Lord Shen: Very nice, but what exactly is this 'Raxx Rex' you mentioned earlier?
 * Axxus: I'll show you. Snap, release him!
 * Snapper: As you wish, captain. (Does a magical chant, and a small cargo bay on the bottom of the ship opens up, revealing a large space slug-like creature that flies through space, and roars)
 * Kowalski: (Blabbers) WHAT IN THE NAME OF MARCONNI IS THAT THING?!?
 * Axxus: It's just my pet Vaccudon, Raxx Rex. He's useful for scaring off fleets that are after me in numbers.
 * Kowalski: How is it possible that an organism can survive in space other than tardigrades?!?
 * Axxus:...What are tardigrades?
 * Kowalski: (Sighs) Never mind. I'm saying how is it possible for it to survive in space? The g-forces, the weightlessness, the lack of oxygen, everything! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!?
 * Axxus: You'd be surprised, actselly. Nobody in our worlds knows how it does that, but it's amazing. Rex is gonna smash that asteroid and see what goodies it contains. (Raxx Rex, being smaller than the huge asteroid, drills into it, and comes out of the other side with a small device. He then returns to the SS Axxus and the device is delivered into the ship by P.O.L.L.Y.)
 * P.O.L.L.Y.: RAWK!
 * Axxus: Ah, yes, molecular manipulation. Haven't seen the effects of such technology since we found that treasure buried in that 30ft asteroid in the Var Nuub Asteroid Belt in 2000. Thank you, P.O.L.L.Y.
 * Magnum: "..... Why is that Jet Commander behaving like a pet bird?"
 * Axxus: Oh, that's P.O.L.L.Y, my closest companion. The Villains Act had abandoned him because of a glitch that made him act like a Grarrot. Found him deactivated in the garbage of Peerbon.
 * Boss Wolf: Don't you mean 'Parrot'?
 * Icky: BW, DON'T--
 * Axxus: What's a parrot?
 * Icky: D'OH!!! You had to trigger the running gag again?
 * Boss Wolf: I didn't mean to!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH! What is the device that your Vacuum Slug dug up?
 * Axxus: "..... No clue. Maybe the next riddle can answer that."
 * Axxus brings out the riddles again.
 * Axxus: "Ahem. "The Device that tells all, knows all, is powered by a great ball gassy fire, a shorce of life, with flares that can destroy, and it is like a firey planet that can never be colonised, and the planets circle in seperate space, and some more closer then others." Gah, I hate these complincated riddles! What is he talking about this time!?"
 * Iago: A star, duh! I thought you guys would be familiar with this stuff. I mean, there's a lot of worlds that circle around stars.
 * Cynder: Well, we gotta get this device to a star. I don't think it matters what kind of star.
 * Kowalski: Unless it's a neutron star.
 * Cynder:...Yeah, that.
 * White Rabbit: Dodo, what's the closest star in this area?
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, there's a red star called Iao that I'm sure will work. It may not be like the typical Sun, but it's all we've got. Let's go. (The ship takes off into hyperdrive)
 * Sandy: Dad gum, this thing is enormous!
 * Kowalski: Definitely. I've always wanted to come up close to a red star. They're so amazing. I wouldn't imagine how a red star could benefit life on a planet if it were to have some.
 * Axxus: Oh, I know a few worlds in our UUniverses with red stars, lads, and life does just fine with them.
 * Sacen: Well, let's get started in deploying the device. The map says that it's powered by sunlight, and it doesn't explain what KIND of sunlight, so it must account for any kind. (They release the device towards Iao and then it starts glowing in swirls of rainbow holographic lights) HOLY SNAP!!!
 * Snapper:...Okay, am I supposed to feel offended by that?
 * Biomon: Look, the device is glowing. (The device then turns into a giant holographic head shaped like a snake's head)
 * Holographic Head: Yeah, what?
 * Mr. Dodo: (Everyone is surprised)...(Mr. Dodo activates the microphone) Who are you?
 * Holographic Head: I'm a Holo-Oracle. What about it?
 * Axxus: A Holo-Oracle? I thought that kind of technology was far from development.
 * Holo-Oracle: And you're far from being an ass, so what's it to you?
 * Sacen: Hey, don't talk to my father that way!
 * Holo-Oracle: Hey, I wasn't talking to you, you son of a 'close-to-being' ass!
 * Axxus: HEY, DON'T TALK TO MY DAUGHTER THAT WAY!!!
 * Holo-Oracle: Oh, fuck you, ass!
 * Axxus: STOP SAYING THAT!!!
 * Holo-Oracle: Ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass, ass!
 * Axxus: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! (Activates the laser cannons on his ship) You like sunlight? Well, I HOPE YOU LIKE PLASMA!!!
 * Sacen: Dad, no! We need him to help us find the Stargate.
 * Axxus:...You're right. (Deactivates the laser cannons)
 * Holo-Oracle: "Look, I just been locked inside a damn rock for who knows how long by my creater and I hated that happened to me! I had been alittle, crabby."
 * Icky: "Hence that love for the usage of ass."
 * Holo-Oracle: "Anyway, on to business. Now, I know I had a speech ready for this. Be right back"
 * The Holo Oracle vanishes back into the device.
 * Voice within the device: "Now I know the blasted thing is in here somewhere, I- AHA!? No, no, that's my shopping list. Oh, there we go! No, no, that's my landrey list. Oh there it is- Wait, wait, that's just my My Little Pony Friendship is Magic fanfics."
 * Sacen: "The what in the who now?"
 * Trixie: "He means a show I stared in. Esentually, there's a world called Equestia that houses a atillion like me!"
 * Voice within the device: "Ohh, where's that stupid- AHA!? Finally?!"
 * The Oracle came back with a long piece of stroll-like paper.
 * Holo Oracle: "Ahem! ME-ME-ME-MEEEEEEE! FO-SO-DA-MO-RAY-MI-DO!? STOP!? HAMMER-TIME?! (Does the gandum sytile!)"
 * Everyone on the ship: "GET ON WITH IT!?"
 * Old man: "Get on with it!"
 * Man: "Yes, get on it with?!"
 * Army: "YES, GET ON WITH IT?!"
 * Holo Oracle: "OK, OK! NO NEED TO GET IMPATENT!? (Ahem)..... Wait, how many riddles did you read?"
 * Axxus: ".... Three."
 * Holo Oracle: "Wait..... That means your not done yet by the forth!?"
 * Axxus: "Gah?! NOW you tell us!?"
 * Holo Oracle: "Look, I am not the one who wrote the rules, ok? I just bluntly refuse to help people who ignor them."
 * The Oracle went back in.
 * Axxus: "Ok, let's get that last riddle over with!"
 * Axxus brings out the last riddle.
 * Axxus: "Ahem. "If your reading this, then the Oracle is malfuntion and is acting like an annoying bad comic relief character with attatude. If so, this next riddle is instructions to where I, Lamistan, had hid his OBEDIENCE CHIP"?! AGGH?! LAMISTAN YOU SMART BASTURD?! YOU WERE NEVER THIS EASY TO UNDERSTAND!? Ahem. "The Chip of Obey is hidden, deep, deep, deep, in the bowels of-"
 * Axxus drops to his knees.
 * Sacen: "Dad?"
 * Axxus: ".... "The Bowels, of Grand Council Headmaster, Lord Grocroon, who I secretly snuck in his salad on the 24th of Moonabarry"......."
 * Icky: "Uh, who's Lord Grocroon?"
 * Axxus: "........ He was head of the grand council during when Lamistan was alive."
 * Xandy: "But didn't he died and his body was place in a hover coffin and sent through.... A..... Black Hole."
 * Axxus: "......... LAMISTAAAAAAAAAAAAN!?"
 * Icky: "..... Why, the hell, do you guys toss your dead into a BLACK HOLE?!"
 * Magnum: "It prevents their bodies and treasures from being looted by theives and tomb robbers."
 * Axxus: DAMMIT!!! WE WERE SO CLOSE!!! SO GODDAMN CLOSE!!! LAMISTAN HAD SET UP ALL THESE RIDDLES AND MADE US FLY BACK INTO YOUR WORLDS, JUST SO HE CAN CHEAT US OFF OF THIS MISSION?!?!?!? (Screams so loud, it can be heard all over the UUniverses) If Lamistan was still alive, I'd give him a piece of my screwed off ass! Does he think it's easy being a pirate? We pirates had to face bullshit in order to get treasure. Dodging obstacles, running from armadas, burying their treasure as deeply as possible, setting booby traps to those who try and get the treasure even though they can no longer use it because THEY'RE DEAD, and ONE CERTAIN PIRATE TREATS IT LIKE A JOKE?!? It's not like I can pull an obedience chip out of my ass right now, those things are impossible to get in the pirate market! HOW THE HELL ARE WE GONNA GET AN OBEDIENCE CHIP NOW?!?
 * Grinjis: (To one of his Starbots) Hey, douche? Can YOU pull an obedience chip out of your ass?!? (The robot suddenly gets busted into pieces)...I guess that means a yes. (Searches the robot's parts, and finds a small chip) You want an obedience chip? You've got hundreds of them in your Starbots. Use this one.
 * Axxus:...I'm glad to have a smart pirate crew. (Grabs the chip, and inserts it into the device, and deploys it again)
 * Holo-Oracle: Oh, it you again, ass!
 * Axxus: Shut up, ass-HOLE! We got you a dumb obedience chip that Lamistan cheated us off of because we have us some robots that HAVE obedience chips in them. So SUCK ON IT!!! Now, are you gonna keep on cussing like the pottymouth you are, OR ARE YOU GONNA TAKE US TO THE LOCATION OF THAT CHEATING LAMISTAN'S STARGATE?!?
 * Holo Oracle: "............ No. Because it's not THE Obedience chip. My creater is very spefic. Outside chips will just make me self-destruct..... Oh, shi-"
 * The Device blows up!
 * Axxus made a face.
 * Axxus: "....... I.... Give..... UP!? Lamitsan, even in death, has cheated us out of finding that stupid planet?!"
 * Axxus curls into a fetal position.
 * Icky: "Well, we're fucked. Lamistan was a smart, cheating asshole that made sure finding his stargate was assinien impossable! But hey, it's a good thing, isn't it? That means we proven that Rarxter can't find it either, and, at least we, gotten rid of the only thing that can lead him to the planet, right?"
 * Iago: No! This blows up everything in the plot. How are we gonna move forward? I mean, I know we should be careful with our fourth wall jokes, but where's the part where we find the Stargate? Where's the part where we save the day? Where is the part where we fix Axxus' problem?
 * Spova:...Well...I guess the Stargate IS just a myth. We were fooled. I say we go back to the other UUniverses and go our separate ways knowing that we can no longer--
 * Longbeard: NO! It's real, bitch! I know it is. Sure Lamistan cheated us off the 'episode', whatever the hell it means, but that doesn't mean it's not real. That map says it's real, and we'll find it. And not even Lamistan will stop us on the way.
 * Axxus: HAH! I don't like our chances. There's no more riddles on this ma--(Suddenly, he sees something)...Wait a minute...I think our mission is done, laddies.
 * Byrn: What do you mean?
 * Axxus: Look! (The map reveals more riddles that were folded up) There ARE more riddles. Lamistan was trying to get us off guard so we can give up the search for his Stargate. Clever bastard! Well, two can play at THAT game. YOU NEVER FOOLED US, MOTHERFUCKER!!!
 * Iago: Okay, can we lay low on the cussing, please? God, we've cussed so much, the maturity rates are going through the roof....Not really, but you know what I mean.
 * Axxus: Well, no matter what, nothing is stopping us from getting to that Stargate and keeping it safe. Once we find it, Rarxter will never get it.
 * Sacen: Wow, he really had us there.
 * Axxus: I know, crazy, right? Anyway, here's the next riddle: "I may've almost got you, but this is not over. Your next location will be at a place I never bothered to arrive at. I just threw the goddamn clue onto the planet not caring for whatever casualties will be caused. But whatever, here's the riddle: The next clue is located on a planet filled with whimsical colors. You'll be either fascinated or filled with embarrassing nostalgia when you come here. Magic is in the air and the hearts of it's inhabitants. While it all seems innocent, it's darker than it seems. The inhabitants have random colors, and random loves in life depicted on their lower areas. If you visited this place for the very first time, you'd be rather disturbed by how the citizens act or the powers it possesses."...Yeah, you know my reaction, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?
 * Trixie: "..... Was Lamistan talking, err, writing about...... Equestia?"
 * Gilda: And judging by how he described it, I feel he was rather embarrassed to go there. I mean, who WOULDN'T feel embarrassed to go to a land like Equestria? The ponies there are just so...generally nice that they treat it like a religion.
 * Mr. Dodo: Regardless, I guess we're off to Equestria. (They hit the hyperdrive, and they blast off)
 * Axxus: (They exit hyperspace)...So this is Equestria, huh? Seems to look like any other world.
 * Icky: Oh, but wait until you see it's inhabitants.
 * Trixie: "We can't exactly risk being seen. They'll start to ask questions and, well, we know on how Celestia feels about pirates."
 * Axxus: "Fair enough. Then we need to land in the most remote part of the planet!"
 * SpongeBob: Then let's just head to Zecora in the Everfree Forest. She's so isolated, we can trust her with this secret. Even Mare-Zan doesn't seem to interact with the others that much, so we can trust her, too.
 * Mr. Krabs: Makes sense to me.
 * Axxus: Then show me where to go, and we'll get started with this.
 * Xandy: Well, this place seems a bit scary. (They are in the middle of the forest)
 * Trixie: Well, nopony here ever go--
 * Axxus: Don't you mean 'nobody'?
 * Trixie: That's part of our Equestrian vocabulary. Can't explain why the producer put them there, but it's just there. Nopony, everypony, somepony, all that stuff. It's basically how we refer to my kind.
 * Axxus:...Weird.
 * Trixie: Anyway, nopony ever goes here because of being so dangerous with all the hostile creatures and monsters out there. Only the toughest and smartest come here. Some including our friends, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Rarity. I know every single one of their friends ever since I made a second appearance in their show. If we get the chance, you can meet them. But not now.
 * ???: (Taps on the glass, and everyone sees her to be Zecora)
 * Axxus: Is that the Zecora lady?
 * Gilda: Yep. Let's get out there and say hi. (They all get out of the ship and Zecora is there waiting for her)
 * Patrick: Hey, Zecora.
 * Zecora. for some reason, said nothing.
 * Icky: "Uh, yo, ryming Zebra lady. Remember us?"
 * Suddenly, Zecora twists in a unrealistic fastion, upside down!
 * Spongebob: "..... Guys, I don't think that's Zecora!?"
 * Magnum: "You mean her head doesn't turn in a axis, upside down?"
 * Suddenly, the "normal" part off "Zecora" gets suck into her head, and spider legs grow out from the bottom head!
 * Magnum: "And doesn't suck in mammel limbs and grows arcachned legs? Cause that normal for Mam-Ratniods of Goongoon 9."
 * Trixie: "AN IMPOSTERSALIS SPIDER!? RUN!?"
 * The Heroes do that!
 * Grosume Spider-like mandables came forth from the mouth, and started to hiss!
 * Axxus: "PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT THE ZECORA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?!"
 * Gilda: "TRUST US, SHE DOES NOT TURN INTO A SPIDER MONSTER!?"
 * Spova: "WHY ARE WE RUNNING!? WHY SHOULDN'T WE FIGHT?!"
 * Trixie: "CAUSE THERE'S NEVER JUST ONE!?"
 * The Impostersalis Spider screechs, and more Spiders like it appeared!
 * Icky: Why are there ALWAYS hostiles just around the corner? I mean, where is Zecora?
 * ???: (Tarzan yell)
 * Vancer: That is the craziest yell I've EVER heard.
 * Monkey: Relax, it's just Mare-Zan. (Mare-Zan flies into the area with a spear, and makes shrieking noises. Then she comes straight down and darts straight into the mother spider, causing the creature to screech in fear and run off, and the babies as well)...Whoa.
 * Trixie: She made a near army of Impostersalis spiders run like cowerds!
 * Gilda: "Wow. She must have some presence in this neck of the woods."
 * Mare-Zan: Welcome back to Equestria, Shell Lodgers. Mare-Zan brings you greetings by saving you from Impostersalis Spiders.
 * ???: Thank you for the favor, Mare-Zan. I wouldn't appreciate them poisoning my herbal plants. (Zecora appears from her hut)
 * Axxus: Oh, so THAT'S Zecora.
 * Sacen: Seems to be a primitive person.
 * Mare-Zan: And I see you brought friends here. Why hide here in Everfree?
 * Shenzi: Because we don't want Celestia and Luna to get negative with our new arrivals. These are space pirates we brought here from another UUniverses that we saved years ago, and we're looking for a portal machine that we need to keep safe. One of the riddles lead us here.
 * Xandy: And some of us are part of the Heroes Act, meant to protect our worlds from suffering in turmoil again. (Nytrox barks)
 * Mare-Zan: WHOA! What is that strange dog thing?
 * Zecora: Seems like a cross between a genet and a dog. I'm sure your worlds don't have animals like ours at all.
 * Axxus:...Does she always speak in rhyme like that?
 * Mare-Zan: Not all the time. She mostly does it in show.
 * Mushu: Well, I think it's best that we get started on finding the next clue to the Stargate.
 * Shifu: And we'll have to do it without being seen.
 * Po: Master, I don't know if that'll be possible. We're lucky the Mane 6, or even Discord, didn't see the ship landing here.
 * ???: Oh, yeah, spoken like a true fool. (Discord teleports into the place)
 * Mare-Zan: Discord?
 * Discord: Oh, don't worry everyone. I've heard everything about these guys. You have my word I shall keep my lips sealed with the others. After all, there's nothing I can't see. I notice everything like a fly. (Magically gets a fly's eyes) Bzzzz bzz bzzz!
 * Magnum: UHHGH! How DARE you use a Skeeterazoid swear word!
 * Xandy: Actually, I don't think he meant to. Besides, who is this guy?
 * Tigress: Oh, yeah, this is Discord. He's a... kinda friend...of ours. Used to be a foe, but changed for the better..... In some sense.
 * Sacen: Wow, looks like a Polyzoon from Invervitraxian mythology.
 * Discord: Poly who and inverted what now?
 * Axxus: Never mind.
 * Discord: "So, your hear about something about this, "Lamy Stanly" guy. In Equestia, the guy is reckindise as the anichent equestian myth: "Snake-Man-Do"."
 * Axxus: "Snake, man do?"
 * Discord: "Why yes. From what I heard from Celly Pelly, sometime during that LOOOOOOOOOOOONG age during Luna's banishment, ponies had claim to have witness seeing a Man-Snake thing writing on ALL the landmarks of Equestia with weird symbols of circles with lines on them. Some think it's half of an orangle, implying he's crazy for fruit. Some more, radical thinking ponies, think their signs for a great doomsday apawn Equestia that's based on a great "wheel" in the sky. The More realijustus think it's a warning of a rapture coming soon if sin and evil is not eradicated. Those things have been the talk of despressing stories and coversations for years. Why, Celestia even has some of her Hayfield 64 boys to monister the landmarks ever since."
 * Axxus: "Well, I know the truth of those marks: They are directions for the next clue of a needlessly complincated space pirate named Lamistan. We need to get to those clues without causing needless worry."
 * Trixie: "Why can't we just get an expert to say they're not signs of doom or words of a fruit obcess madman?"
 * Axxus: ".... That's, actsellty brillient. But we can't do it as ourselves, obviously. We need to pretend we're symbol experts, and look the part."
 * Icky: "Well, we're suppose to be on a long mission in the AU, so we're out."
 * Xandy: "Guess it's up to the Heroes Act and, unconcentional allies to be experts. Now if only we can look like experts quickly."
 * Discord: Allow me. (Snaps, and transforms Xandy into a regular squirrel, Magnum into a small wasp, Aurlena into a regular meerkat, Vancer into a regular jackal, Cloakblade into a regular chimp, and Zosimo into a regular lemur)
 * Xandy: WHOA! What did he do to us?
 * Magnum: (Squeaky voice) Can someone please tell me why you look bigger? AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY VOICE?!?
 * Aurlena: (In Magnum's POV, is very slow) WOOOOOWWWWW, MMAAAGGGGNNNUUUUUMMMMM, YOOOOUUU'RRRREEEE VEEEERRRYYYY SSSMMMAAAALLLLL.
 * Magnum: And why are you moving so slow? Is this how small people see the world? That's awkward.
 * Mantis: You're telling me. I had to learn patience in order to get used to it. Ain't that right, Po?
 * Po: (In Mantis' POV, is very slow) HHEEEELLLLLL YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH, MMMAAAAANNNTTTTTIIIIISSSS!
 * Discord: Well, to recap, I turned you all into creatures of our worlds so no one will be suspicious. You (Xandy) are a squirrel, (Aurlena) you're a meerkat, (Magnum) you're an average-sized wasp, (Zosimo) you're a lemur, (Vancer) you're a jackal, (Cloakblade) and you're a chimpanzee.
 * Sandy: Wow, Xandy. You look strikingly like me in that disguise.
 * SpongeBob: And just as beautiful.
 * Xandy: Oh, don't even start, lover boy. Am I still semi-aquatic?
 * Sandy: Probably not. My species is not like yours because we're meant for land, even though I live underwater in an air-filled dome.
 * Xandy: Wow. Why would you go underwater?
 * Sandy: Because I have a job as an inventor, and...you know for some reason, my bosses said that living underwater was with the prize.
 * Professor Percy: Congratulations, Ms. Cheeks. You just got promoted to be our new inventor.
 * Doctor Marmalade: You must be rather excited.
 * Sandy: Of course I am, Dr. Marmalade.
 * Lord Reginald: Plus, we'll even let you get something extra. You get to live underwater.
 * Sandy: Oh, that'll be great. I'll--wait, what?
 * Percy: Well, we can't explain it well, but it just came with the internship. We don't question it, we just follow it.
 * Sandy:...Well...okay. Odd. (Shakes with him)
 * SpongeBob: (Laughs) Seriously? Living underwater came with your job?
 * Sandy: I know, it's rather strange. But regardless, Xandy, you might not be semi-aquatic.
 * Banzai: Well, let's try it. (Banzai sticks Xandy's head in the pond)
 * Shenzi: BANZAI, DON'T DO THAT!!!
 * Xandy: (Sticks her head out, and gasps for air)...Okay, I'm not semi-aquatic. (Coughs) What a stupid way to prove a point.
 * Discord: (Laughs) PRICELESS! But you won't need to go underwater for this. You just need to disguise yourselves as linguistic scientists and use your Alternate UUniversal know-how to translate the symbols on the device they collected on Lamistan's...whatever the hell they found.
 * Iago: Odd that Lamistan said that he dropped the device on Equestria and didn't give a damn about the casualties.
 * Discord: Really? He did that? That's kinda weird.
 * Axxus: "Lamistan acts in ways not even his own followes understood well. We almost faked us out by using a distraction Holo Oracle that just insulted us, and we we repalced his intelligents chip, he litterally blew up on us."
 * Discord: "... Wow, that guy actselly makes me look like Celestia in compairison?!"
 * Sacen: Yeah. Luckily we were able to discover we were fooled. I mean, this place must be so child-friendly, Lamistan didn't wanna come here. We were able to discover that he dropped a clue here in Equestria, and it's surely at this...Hayfield 64 place of yours.
 * Discord: Exactly. First, we must give you some fake identities. Xandy, you will be Dr. Xandra Keebler. Magnum? (In Magnum's POV) YYYOOOOOUUUUU WWWIIIILLLLL BBEEEEEEEE DDOOOOOCCCCCTTTTOOOOORRRRR MMMEEEELLLLAAANNNYYYYY MMMEEEEENNNNKKIIIIINNNN.
 * Magnum: Dr. Melany Menkin? Odd name. Especially when you move so slow.
 * Discord: Cloakblade, you will be Dr. Akiko Manamani. Aurlena, you will be Dr. Annie Meer. Vancer, you will be Dr. Jack Jameson. And Zosimo, you will be Dr. Ivan Zane.
 * Zosimo: How did you even know our names? We never introduced ourselves yet.
 * Discord: I'm good at learning others' names and lives. It's a big thing for me.
 * Xandy: Well, if you say so, how do we get started?
 * Discord: Well, I guess all you need to do is convince the ponies that you're linguists and you'll be able to get in and translate the symbols. That is, if some of you really ARE linguists.
 * Cloakblade: I am. I am fluent in over 5 languages, and I can read hieroglyphics rather well.
 * Xandy: I have little experience in linguistic skills because I spent some time in various temples before.
 * Magnum: You went in temples a lot?
 * Xandy: (Magnum's POV) OOOFFFFF CCOOOOUUURRRRSSSEEEE IIII DDOOOOOO! (Outside) It gives me a great adrenaline rush, and a sense of great adventure. Haven't felt something like that when I joined. Besides, this is my first big mission.
 * Aurlena: I'm not good at linguistics at all.
 * Vancer: Me neither.
 * Zosimo: I am. I read books a lot.
 * Magnum: Well, I am good at linguistics, too. I'm currently learning languages.
 * Discord: Perfect. So we got 4 of them. This will surely work. I'll even accompany you guys. (Snaps, and disguises himself as a scientist) Just call me, "Dr. Cordis".
 * Vancer: ""Dr. Cordis"?"
 * Discord: "Yes?"
 * Vancer: "No, I meant as in, why use that name? It's just your name spelled backwords minus the extra D? Won't ponies suddenly notice a sciencetist, whatever you are just so happens to be visiting? I mean, do you even have a race, or are you just a ungite oddity? Not meaning to be offenceive."
 * Discord: Oh, there are others like me. They surely won't notice that it's me.
 * Mare-Zan: But won't they notice recognizable body parts?
 * Discord: (Turns his lion paw into a cheetah paw, his eagle arm into a lizard arm, his lizard leg into a frog leg, and his antelope leg into a zebra leg, his 2 goat and deer antler into an ibex and kudu horns, and his snake tail into a raccoon tail) Not anymore.
 * Private:...Did you know he could do that?
 * Kowalski: Not really. I've never seen him do that.
 * Discord: Well, I guess we're all ready to get to Hayfield 64.
 * Xandy: Alright, let's start up the ship and get moving.
 * Discord: (Laughs) Or we can get there MY way. (Snaps, and teleports them all to Hayfield 64)
 * Magnum: (Discord, Xandy, Magnum, Cloakblade, Aurlena, Zosimo, and Vancer teleport to the front of the area while the others are teleported farther away) Whoah! That's much easier.
 * Zosimo: I never knew teleportation could feel so weird. (Suddenly, they are all held at gunpoint by turrets and pony soldiers)
 * Soldier #1: (Dubbed as Genie) Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves! (Everyone looks at a random soldier, and he chuckles nervously) What? It was from a movie. (They resume their jobs, and point their guns at the heroes and Discord)
 * Discord: Easy there, soldiers. I am Dr. Cordis, linguist expert, and these are my associates, Dr. Keebler, Dr. Menkin, Dr. Manamani, Dr. Meer, Dr. Jameson, and Dr. Zane.
 * Magnum: Hey, everyone.
 * Soldier #2: (In Magnum's POV) SSSTTTTAAAATTTTEEEE YYOOOOUUUURRRRRR BBUUSSSIIIINNEEESSSS.
 * Magnum: Well, we came to offer some help on translating this alien symbol on your landmarks coming from...(Whispering to Discord) What was that name again?
 * Discord: (In Magnum's POV) SSSNNNAAAAAKKKEEEE-MMAAAANNNNN-DDOOOO.
 * Magnum: Snake-Man-Do.
 * Soldier #2: How do you know about Snake-Man-Do's symbols? That's supposed to be classified for anyone that is not trusted to have such knowledge. If you don't answer in the next 10 seconds, we will open fire. (Everyone loads their guns)
 * Discord: "I, am a Draconquus. Hardly anything escapes from my knowledge. We have this habit of just automaticly knowing things. For exsample, you (points to Soldier leader) slept with a teddy bear until your 20s in pony years."
 * The Soldiers started to snicker and chuckle as the Leader blushed.
 * The Leader: "How in the pits of tartarus did you know that!?"
 * Discord: Perhaps you never heard me. Nothing escapes my knowledge. I know a lot. I know one of you soldiers does his personal business in private, and another that is gay, another that has 10 children, and one that is a former cop. I also know that your most successful linguists suck at translating the markings on these "symbols". So, I decided to bring my most successful associates here to help you with that problem.
 * Leader: I don't know...
 * Discord:...How about we give you a new teddy bear?
 * Leader: Done! (All the soldiers laugh) I DIDN'T INSTRUCT ALL YOU SHIT BAGS TO LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE!!! YOU ALL HAD BETTER LOWER YOUR DEFENSES AND ESCORT THESE GUYS TO THE SNAKE-MAN-DO'S PROPHET OR YOU'RE ALL FI...well...HALF OF YOU WILL BE FIRED!!! (They salute, and they escort the group into Hayfield 64)
 * SpongeBob: (Looking through binoculars)...Well, it seems to be working pretty well. For a moment, I thought they were toast.
 * Icky: "We ain't out of the woods yet, they still need to make a clearing on the symbols on the landmarks."
 * The gang are eschorted to a study room where pony sciencetists are studying all kinds of things, the top project being the Lamistan symbols on famous Equestian landmarks, even over seen by Black Unicorn Staillain with the squire root of pi for a cutiemark.
 * The Staillian: "These symbols.... Years of studing, und I still can't deduse that if they are end of the world signs, or if it's even so much as directions to some hidden treasure?! UGH! DEREBULE?! SNAKE-MAN-DO IS IMPOSSABLE?! These markings are making me look like a domkoft!? If I don't make a breakthrough soon, I'm finsihed?! This would very well be an unsolveable mystery quite possability not meant to slove, not even by the brillent, PROFESSOR WUNDEBAR!? That's me incase anyone's gonna be domkoft about it."