Princess Salvation

Princess Salvation is the 10th Anniversary Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lodgers, after celebrating their 10th Anniversary and seeing things in hindsight being better than the depressing ending of KH3 as revealed in Perytons'of'Fun, immediately turned into an alternate timeline by Saldaron, eventually revealed to be an Outer God called a Schrödinger, Kairi brings up the other Princesses of Heart and the heroes immediately see the pain of their homeworlds. Blaming themselves for not saving them earlier, and remembering the time hiccup they had to get to avoid a depressing conflict, they decide that it's time to stop prolonging their suffering and do the job. Even at the radical consequences of disturbing the original series' progression, Shen finally offers a perfect enough plan to get past all League adaptations and finally rescue the Princesses of Heart. But this daring rescue would end up prematurely exposing Xehanort's big Great Cycle to the Leaguers and force him and his creations to try to jumpstart the infamous Great Cycle. Now with the UUniverses feeling a major Heartless, Nobody and Unversed invasion involving another time hiccup from the KH3 timeline, Cobra develops enough of a conscious to have the League help as a make up for ever creating this ultra-dark version of Xehanort deviated from the KH3 Xehanort named Nega-Xehanort. Now, Gazelle must help Spyro and Kairi reconnect with Tyro, Aqua, Ventus and Terra. Only with their help can Nega-Xehanort be unmade.

PTE Redux Status: Most definitely unworthy, because the Kingdom Hearts Story Arc in the PTE Series will follow the all of the games' canon stories.

Prologue
Kingdom Hearts III Alternate Timeline Dragon Temple Leage Fortress. Cobra, in rage, started to destroy parts of the Leage Fortress as Cobra was confused my great sadness that the one being he had cared for, even as a villain, was lost for good, as he shouted no in great anguish! Dragon Guardian Temple. Many Soft Resets Later. Time of the Second Cartoonian War. Main Timeline Organization XIII-like Room, Villain League Castle
 * Narrator: It's Patchy the Pirate's SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club Big Time Impressive Celebrity Television Extravaganza, Shell Lodge Squad edition! From Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club, intern to the Shell Lodge Squad, and your host, Patchy the Pirate!
 * Patchy: (Singing) Twenty years of SpongeBob SquarePants, and ten years of Lodgers...
 * Potty: Brawk. You're looking at the wrong camera.
 * Patchy: What? Potty, where are ya?
 * Potty: Que camera three.
 * Patchy: I can't hear you.
 * Potty: Que Talent.
 * Patchy: "Cue"? What does that mean? Anyhoo, can you believe it, kids? It's been ten years since Scroopfan started his SpongeBob and Friends Adventure Series. And the timing with Kingdom Hearts III couldn't have been better... I doubt me idol will be here in person.
 * Potty: What part of an anniversary's inevitability is unbelievable?
 * Patchy: "Well, it's because, well, anytime I tried to meet him, it either turned out to be an hallusination, I ended up fainting, or I simply didn't get to even come close."
 * Potty: "Hey, ya did got his attention in A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas."
 * Patchy: "Well, yeah, but I fainted in that. The odds of me ever meeting him seriously are zero to- (Doorbell) Eh? (Goes to it and opens up to see the Lougers)...."
 * Spongebob: "Hi Patchy."
 * Patchy: "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUH-D-D-D, SPONGEBOB SAID MY NAME?! AND HE'S AT ME HOUSE?! (Faints again)......."
 * Icky: "...... Ya think a pirate would be sturdier then that."
 * Potty: "That's Patchy for you. ROLL THE CARTOON!"
 * (Chronicler): One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. Joan of Arc, circa 15th Century. 10 years have passed since the end of the Second Cartoonian War. But in 10 years... Little has changed... And one change... Has shattered that to pieces. (This happened)
 * Shifu: (Felt her death in his mediation and fell from his staff)... I... It can't be...
 * Spyro: (Burst in) SHIFU!! Did you feel that?! My heart... Feels like something has been lost!! What happened to Kairi?!
 * Shifu: "...... Spyro...... I....... I don't....... I don't know, how to bring myself to say this."
 * Spyro: "..... (Starts shedding tears) Shifu, what...... What has happened?"
 * Shifu: "....... Xehanort....... Happened......."
 * Mirage was surprised having sensed it as well.
 * Cobra: "(Blasts the door down) MIRAGE?! WHAT, HAS HAPPENED?!"
 * Mirage: "...... Xehanort..... Has pulled, a real dick move to Malefor, and......."
 * Cobra: "And, WHAT?!"
 * Mirage: "....... It seems, in trying to atthive his own ambitions, which is actselly beyond the Leage's interest, he...... He, killed her. (Cobra was horrorfived).... I fear, that means it tecnecally includes half of Tyro as well."
 * Cobra: "..... (Starts shedding tears as he got angry)..... No...... Our key to Malefor's freedom........ And, any trace of my brother........ Xehanort, you, you, IDIOT?!"
 * In a timespan after Xehanort's defeat, a rainy day was seen as a funeral took place, no casket. Just a memorial statue, as the Lougers, and all allies, were seen present at this, as the High Council stood in depression.
 * The Camera spans to all the sadden faces of heroes and friends of the current United Universes, the AUU, and even that of Mewni, as all are dressed formaly dependent on culture, as even the watching spirits stared in sadness.
 * Cynder was looking on sadly, as she looked to see Spyro sitting far from the funeral on a treetop, looking far away from it, as the High Councilers each gave their farewells and tearful utulgies.
 * In the Sky, Rainbow Dash in a Wonderbolt Costume was seen flying, goggles soaked in tears as she was trying to give a farewell rainboom for the occation. She finally reached enough speed as she zoomed passed the Dragon Guardian Temple, giving it a beautiful display as the final speech was finished, by noneother then Shen......
 * Later, the scene faded to the aftermath of the Funeral as all patrions have left.....
 * A sorrowful Mang himself, arrived before the memorial, bringing an offering tribute of genually beautiful bouquet of flowers, as he approuched the memorial.......
 * Cobra: "..... Tyro..... (Broken voice) Forgive me. (Places the bouquet down, as he vanished just as quickly)......"
 * Voice: "FREEZE?!"
 * Time was frozened.
 * Saldaron and a Time Counciler appeared before the Memorial as time was frozen.....
 * Time Counciler: "..... Grrrr! THIS TIMELINE'S A FAILURE?! The events of Kingdom Hearts 3 STILL HAPPENED?! The point of the soft resets was suppose to prevent it from happening?!"
 * Saldaron: "Well, fair's fair, Fathaarus T'imme, no one said the first outing would go swell."
 * Fathaarus: "Cease your jokes, Saldaron. We are resetting this again, back to the beginning of times before Birth By Sleep! We're gonna keep doing this, until we get it right!"
 * Fathaarus: "(SCREAMS IN RAGE)?! EVERY SOFT RESET HAS FAILED, PAINFULLY?! SOME RESETS HAVE TURNED OUT WORSE THEN OTHERS?! WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING?!"
 * Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillian soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God TIme Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort!?!"
 * Fathaarus stopped his rage-outs when he heard that.....
 * Fathaarus: "..... REWIND?!"
 * Saldaron was rewinded!
 * Fathaarus: "PLAY!"
 * Saldaron played normally again!
 * Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillion soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God Time Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort?! (Realised he was made to say that again)....... Ya know I hate it when you do that to me."
 * Fathaarus: "..... Saldaron, you, genius, of a cat! You granted me the perfect idea! We'll take Xehanort out of the soft-resets in the main timeline! PERFECT! Ever since we had to take the worlds affected by the Kingdom Hearts mess and subugated them to be reseted to take place in the early-late 90s to the 2000 eras when we removed their original place in the timeline to try and erase the Kingdom Hearts mess from those eras, all those soft-reset failures and I LITTERALLY never considered removing Xehanort?! I'm an Outer God, I'm suppose to know this?!"
 * Saldaron: "Even Outer Gods can have off days in the office, I say."
 * Fathaarus: "It's settled! We'll go back to the draft of the first failed timeline, (Rewinds time to the events of Birth by Sleep, and stops inside the Land of Departure's Castle) But, we remove Xehanort's Asterl Imprint, and throw it into Kingdom Hearts with the Main Timeline's Xehanort, and replace the current Eraqus, with a temporal copy that lacks knowledge of the Xehanort of the Main Timeline! PERFECT!"
 * Saldaron: "(Half-heartedly) Purrrr-fect Idea, sir. Glad you thought of it."
 * Fathaarus: "Oh hush up, you teasy cat! At least be glad I had adopted an idea from you! (Waves hand on the time screen, and made Xehanort vanish, and that only Equaus was there.....) Exsellent. We finally created an acceptable new Main Timeline."
 * Saldaron: "Smashing."
 * Fathaarus: "I declare this a victory for the Time Council. Now, how's about I reward you? (Cosmicly summons time cosmic milk) You deserve this time butterfly milk."
 * Saldaron: "Oh you're too generious. (Was given the milk as Saldaron started to drink it)."
 * Saldaron was seen doing some cosmic paperwork as he reviewed various instinces of time travel.
 * Saldaron: "Ugh, so Timmy Turner had wished for a time scooter and aims to change his father's victory of the trophy? Oh that's gonna lead into a major headache when we get to that."
 * Fathaarus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!"
 * Saldaron: "..... Ohhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."
 * Dr. Who: "I do believe you're in a sticky wicket, Saldaron."
 * Saldaron: "DON'T REMIND ME, WHO, I'M A TIMELORD?!"
 * Dr. Who: YOU KNOW "WHO" IS NOT REALLY A SURNAME, I'M JUST THE DOCTOR!
 * Saldaron: AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T CARE!
 * Saldaron teleported to the Counciler's office.
 * Saldaron: "Is there a problem, sir?"
 * Fathaarus: "Your plan to remove Xehanort from the timeline, has BACKFIRED?! HE WAS BROUGHT BACK INTO THE NEW MAIN TIMELINE?!"
 * Saldaron: "HOW IS THAT POSSABLE, NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE SELFAWARE ABOUT CHANGES IN TIME WITHOUT A TIMELORD'S PRESENCE?!"
 * Fathaarus: "Your plan had ONE unexpected obsicale...... Architect."
 * Saldaron: "..... Ughhh, who else BUT one of the most powerful of the Darkspawn..... What did he do?"
 * Fathaarus: "He coherse Mang Cobra to work with him to make a replica replacement to the real Xehanort, and create a new verson for the timeline, with a new astral mark!"
 * Saldaron: "Well, shit. I guess that means KH3's a thing either way."
 * Fathaarus: "Not, exactly. The timeline still has worked flawlessly otherwise. There are enough acceptable differences that I think this timeline's equilent to the original events, will only be remembered in video game formats."
 * Saldaron: "Well what's the issue then?"
 * Fathaarus: "..... The new Xehanort, isn't exactly, just another of the real Xehanort. A dark force, is at play. One we had once thought ensured, was gone forever. But Architect and Cobra, unwittingly brought it a new chance of existence. And, it was able to get the Book of Predictions, and KNOWS, of the Great Cycle?!"
 * Saldaron: "...... Well, shit. Now in trying to remove ONE dishastor, we introdused another. And it's a slightly worser case scenario then just an old man with a super-weapon key-sword. I swear, it's the events of Asura's Wrath and the introduction of Morality Illness fiasco all over again, I mean, ya know that REALLY fucked up the people of that time period and those early stage inrealm gods!"
 * Fathaarus: "THEY WERE DANGERIOUSLY CLOSE TO BEING AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND YOU KNOW IT?! THE DEITY QUELLERS, DISGUSTING AS THEY ARE, ONLY DID WHAT WAS DEEMED NESSERSARY?!"
 * Saldaron: "But did it really had to corrupt one of their generals to use the illness to kill their emperor and frame one of them and cause massive choas?"
 * Fathaarus: "Look at it this way, at least those self-rightious maniacs are not going around misguidingly bringing their idea of purity into other dimentions and genosiding those mistaken for demons! But that's irrelievent! Saldaron, this timeline is too good to fail again! We need to tend to it as much as possable, even AFTER the point of concern has passed, because I worry that this new timeline is now a heavy risk producer!"
 * Saldaron: "Understood, Fathaarus. We're going have to keep a close eye to it."
 * Xehanort: (Returns to the Book of Predictions' location)... 10 years... And NOTHING has been achieved... (Dubbed as Thanos) Fine. I'll do it myself. The Chi-Blade has to return... One way or another... Kairi... I'm coming for you very soon.
 * Cobra: (He, Mirage, Fagin, Teen Mang, and The Villain League Council was in the Hearts of Darkness Union members' presence) You wanted to see us?
 * Mirage: Look, if it's about the discovery of who you really are, Mang has already ensured us that though you're not the real Xehanort, you're a vast improvement from that misguided shell of a man.
 * Xehanort: That, is irrelivent, to what we want to actselly talk about... It is about the last princess of heart, Kairi...... My patience has reached it's limit on your lack of success. 10 years. 10 years have passed since the Second Cartoonian War. And we haven't been an inch closer to victory. We had tried to have done something by now. And yet nothing has been achieved.
 * Hades:.... Is this about the Lodge's 10th Anniversary?
 * Xehanort: Is it that obvious?
 * Oogie Boogie: "Well why else would you be bugging us if that wasn't the point of this call-in?"
 * Xehanort: Would I even better interupting your "Precious" time if it WASN'T about this party they're having? It had me thinking. So I am tired of waiting. Time for the Plan Z and, in Nefarious' own words, "Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega 91", of the Villain League. Time... For Plan 13.
 * Hades choked on his otherworldly martini apawn hearing that!
 * Mirage: (Everyone was shocked) You surely cannot be serious!
 * Captain Hook: "DO MY EARS DECHIVE ME!?"
 * Fagin: "Did, did he just say!?"
 * Maleficent: Plan 13?! Our absurd plan for a full-scale invasion of the Dragon Temple?!
 * Ursula: "Look, I can understand you got tired of the old "Use the Princesses to Bring back the darkspawn and/or create the X-Blade along with other things like getting Spongebob and Spyro and, MAYBE get Cynder back along the way for Malefor's sake", thing, going through stagnation, but has the wait been THAT bad that you resort to this?!"
 * Jafar: "Appearently it has, if he has decided to go through with this!?"
 * Teen Mang: That plan has been lost-drafted since, well, ever since Master Mang has started to ease up on being TOO evil. Sounds more like something Junjie would do.
 * Saix: Things have changed in 10 years. But we haven't.
 * Xemnas: And the only ones to truly blame is all of you.
 * Hades: And there it is.
 * Xehanort: It's time for more desperate measures. It's time you cowards stop taking the Lodgers' antics and go back to your extremist routes.
 * Junjie's voice: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! HAPPIEST OF DAYS?!"
 * Junjie and his surprised trio were over-hearing this!
 * Junjie: "FINALLY, XEHANORT HAS PUT HIS FOOT DOWN AND FORCED US BACK TO THE CORRECT TRACK?! CELEBRATION?!"
 * The above music started to play as Junjie and his Leopards started to do the can-can victory dance, to the confusion, and in those like Xehanort's case, annoyence, to everyone else.
 * Fagin: "...... You people just made Junjie very happy."
 * Saix: "A price we're willing to pay, for ensuring victory."
 * Cobra: B-B-B-But we stopped that for a reason! Also, the plan was made BEFORE the Dragon Guardian Temple came to have a force sheild and many other upgrades and what have you! More impourently, we were trying to secure Kairi as cleverly and stragigitly as possable!
 * Xigbar: And yet where has it got you?
 * Xehanort: It's time to stop treating this like a game of chess. It's time to get serious. You want the last Princess of Heart? Time to own up. We'll take her by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!
 * Cobra: "Even if it would just incur the High Council's wrath?!"
 * Xehanort: "Look at it this way: When we free Malefor and the other Darkspawn, we'll escape to Skullian Prime, and leave the drained princesses for them. That way, the worse they can do, is prepare for the 3rd Cartoonian War."
 * Cobra: "With all due respect Xehanort, isn't this, just pushing it now?!"
 * Maleficent: "..... If I may, everyone..... Why be so predictable and give the misfits, and likely an army of allies, a free gift of kicking our arses, when we instead, let the Lougers, come to us?"
 * Junjie stopped!
 * Junjie: ".... (Dejected) A'wha......?"
 * Xehanort: "..... Enlighten me, Maleficent."
 * Maleficent: "Let's be honest, we all know how Lord Shen feveriously tries to make plan after plan to get around our defenses and get the Princesses of Hearts back, correct?"
 * Fake Ansem: "I remember it like a BAD ITCH?!"
 * Xemnas: "Your point being?"
 * Maleficent: "It's simple. We'll let the misfits, come to us, as previously stated. Likely that party of theirs will lead to the ineditable guilt trip about their own failings in getting those same princesses back just as much we can't get Kairi. And with Shen more, liberal about how whether or not Kairi gets involved, likely he would allow Kairi's involvement, being meant to be the ultamate symbolic insult to the stagnation of this particular plan. But, if we played our cards correctly, we'll send it RIGHT back to them, when they stupidly unwittingly deliver Kairi, RIGHT, to, us!"
 * Young Xehanort: ".... You're seriously suggesting we take the lazy man's way out?"
 * Maleficent: "Well, perhaps it's no, grand scale invadtion, but it's better then just another Louger Thrashing, plus a round of Celestia blowing up our lair and another painful failure, is it not?"
 * Junjie: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MALEFICENT, YOU KILLED ME?!"

The Lodgers' 10th Anniversary Celebration
Dragon Guardian Temple. Spongebob's Room.
 * Fu-Xi, his usual troupe and Jade Tusk and her clan, arrive at the Dragon Guardian Temple.
 * Donkey opened the door!
 * Donkey: "Hey what're you guys doing out there? The party's inside!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Is that not what you invited us for?"
 * Fu Xi and friends entered in, as all of the other allies and friends of the Lougers were at attencdence.
 * Fu-Xi: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS A PARTY WORTHY TO A SON OF A DRAGON GOD?!"
 * Teddie: "DIBS ON THE CHIPS AND DIP!?"
 * Rash: "Where's the punch so I can spike it?! (The Possums charged off)!"
 * Mo Tong: "HEY BEHAVIE YOURSELVES, YOU TWO?! (Charges after them!)"
 * Lady Su: "Do try to enjoy yourself, dear. (Flew off)."
 * Fire: "I'll uh, just wait at the corner if you need me, master. (Flies off there)."
 * Jade Tusk: "I uh, think I'll be with Fire."
 * Huifang: "(Grabs Jade Tusk) Now hold it, sister! We are here to PARRRR-TY?! (Pushes Jade Tusk torwords the party)"
 * Jade Tusk: "HUIFANG?!"
 * Fu-Xi laughed amused to this.
 * Iago and Icky showed up.
 * Icky: "Fu-Xi, my man! You and your friends made it."
 * Fu-Xi: "But alchourse, not often I get invited to celebrations, though I wish it was the case once more."
 * Icky: "Well come right up with us to the Snake Pit Corner, Po's making his kickass noodle soup."
 * Fu-Xi: "Alittle on the nose to give us snakes a corner table called the "Snake Pit", but I'm not offended."
 * Iago: "While your deer friends will get accquinted with our other deer friends."
 * Jade Tusk: "I felt as if that was a pun to something."
 * Huifang: "Oh have a sense of fun, will ya?"
 * Fire was flouting about, as Sparx came up to her.
 * Sparx: "(AHEM!) (Elvis Voice) Thank you, thank you very much for showing up, mamasita!"
 * Fire: "Please go away, I'm trying to be alert for danger."
 * Sparx: "Hey, come on, baby. We're both dragonflies, why not have some fun. Spyro was able to bring up some of those magical, and unsentent, butterflies from the rebooted Classic Spyro world. I bet you would love some."
 * Fire: "I'm from a civilised world where Butterflies are rekitnesed bretheren, barbarian."
 * Sparx: "I said they were unsentient!"
 * Fire: "It doesn't make the prospect of eating even an unsentient counterpart any less, grosume."
 * Sparx: ".... Okay, how's about, I show ya my dance moves! (Starts buzzing around like an idiot!)."
 * Fire rolled her eyes and left.
 * Sparx: "(Starts Scatting!) (Saw that Fire left!).... Oh you tease! (Flies after her!)"
 * Spyro and Cynder were looking in bemusement to Sparx's attempts at a lovelife.
 * Cynder: "..... I'm sure he'll win her over someday."
 * Spyro: "Albeit because Sparx's persistence will start being funny to her."
 * Quidilen: "(Shows up) Cynder, darling, there you are! I came back from the other United Unvierses to bring in gifts! Now, I don't know if you have a taste for AUU soveneers, so, I was able to buy each spefific type! (Shows an entire collection of silly AUU Knitknacks). Oh, and thanks for inviting me to your party! I.... I kinda figured you wouldn't wanted me here."
 * Cynder: "Mom, it's okay, you don't have to feel anxious about whether or not you're welcomed here."
 * Spyro: "It's a mom thing, Cynder, they worry all the time."
 * Cynder: "You also didn't had to worry about gifts. You being here is a gift enough."
 * Quidilen: ".... D'awwww, come here you two (Grabs and hugs the both of them tightly!)."
 * Spyro: "(Strained) Failure, to reckitnese personal space. That's a mother thing too!"
 * Cynder: "(Strained) Noted."
 * ???: "DEADPOOL?!"
 * Deadpool was seen running with all the food from a pissed Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "I DID NOT RECALL SENDING YOU AN INVITATION?!"
 * Kairi: "(Stops Shen) It's okay, Uncle Shen..... It's because it's a non-invitation party. Anyone can come..... Also, he's Pinkie Pie's invited friend."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Blast it."
 * Deadpool snickered.
 * Xandy and Ororo were seen having a girl chat, while Taran was seen having a mock sword duel with Kayley, Robin Hood enjoying good drinks with Little John and supporters, Genie was show-boating before a crowd and amazed them with his magic tricks.
 * Gazelle and Duke looked at all this.....
 * Duke: "..... Well now this is a party! Alot of our pals are here!"
 * Gazelle: "Now this is a feista. Can't wait for Spongebob's big speech."
 * Duke: "Well, provided the guy doesn't get frog-throated."
 * Squidward: "(Knocking on the door as Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs were with him) Spongebob, are you SERIOUSLY going Fluttershy on us and getting stage fright?"
 * Spongebob's voice: "I'm nervious, guys! I don't know what to say!"
 * Patrick: "Maybe try to open up with Squirl Jokes."
 * Sandy: DON'T, EVEN, THINK ABOUT IT!!!!

The Web of Timelines/Saldaron's True Nature
Villain League Castle Grounds
 * Kairi: (She, Sora, Riku, and the Lodgers sat together in a cave around a campfire)...... I still can't believe those princesses were trapped for this long.
 * Icky: I blame Scroopfan's computer breaking in progress of our Goofy Movie moisode.
 * Boss Wolf: Well, it's been 10 years since we first formed, and that's not even touching what we went through sense.
 * Kairi: I find myself always thinking about them. It took me until now to bring it up.... Especially with me almost dying, canonly, and not from something like that underhanded 'Jigglodon' choice long ago.... It makes me wonder how many more alternate timelines we have to deal with since Saldaron said that the Timelords had resetted certain worlds, including our own, ever since the actual games' time period. Espeially since he also brought up that it lead to the accsidental advent of Divergent Timelines.
 * Icky: "Oh, I know. They're like alternate timelines but, not offictally, as they're more like incompleted growths stuck a grey-area space within a time butterfly and are usally hard to interact with. The Timelords REALLY screwed the pouch with this one."
 * Lord Shen: "(Was seen working hard on a long-defelupting stragity) Do you all mind?! I am trying to devise the stragity on how to break into the Princess Keep? It is usually a well guarded place and the ONE element where the Leage are extremely compident in! I am figuring out what would work and what doesn't!"
 * ???: If you're going to get your rescue mission over with, you must understand that there's more than meets your eyes. (Saldaron appeared)
 * Krebs: Oh, it's you again.
 * Saldaron: Indeed. I have heard that you are finally planning to free the Princesses of Heart.
 * SpongeBob: You heard right. They've been trapped for too long.
 * Lord Shen: "THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A PROPER STRAGITY DOWN!? WE COULD'VE OTHERWISE FREE THEM AGES AGO?!"
 * Saldaron: Still, the fact you are making an earnest effert at long last, is admirable. However, you must understand what you are up against. Since your timeline split from the timeline where Kairi had died, the High Council wasn't the only ones who adapted. I have stated before that Mang had created a new Xehanort with assistance from Architect. I must inform you that the timeline is still,..... Well I don't wanna say "New", so how's about: Still in Prime. And such timelines can easily catch up to the main timeline before they actually become an alternate universe.
 * Iago: How would you know? You've created so many paradoxes it must be hard for a time lord to keep track of all of them.
 * Saldaron:... (Chuckles) You misfits are so naive. I know all of them.
 * Kowalski: That doesn't seem physically possible for even a Cheshire Cat.
 * Saldaron: Well, frankly, then you haven't had the foggest of how much more then that I truely am.... Where do you think Cheshire Cats came from? We're not necessarily normal cats with ghostly and/or unusal powers. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?
 * Skipper: We SHOT Schrodinger's cat!
 * Private: "SKIPPER?! ANTI-CATISUM?!"
 * Skipper: "Don't worry, private, Schrodinger's Cats are basicly sub-outer gods with cat features, they're not nessersarly really what they're simulating."
 * Saldaron: I'm sure you did, and yet it lives, and yet it dies. It is here, and yet it's not. It's a quixotic phenomenon as old as time itself. One of infinite possibilities, as long as it remains unobserved. Yet to become a thing is to know a thing. Schrödingers are shackled by the infinitesimal number of probability and possibility. Such Schrodingers, like yours truely, (The group were surprised by this) we are, a gesture chasing our unknowable tail across the endless horizon of the multiverse. As long as we are self-aware, we are everywhere and nowhere. But mortals cannot mentally compensate without aid. If a mortal has such shackles, they and their infinite counterparts are conjoined. Infinite minds in one. Schrödingers have no infinite counterparts, because they ARE the infinite counterparts. And believe me, you would NOT believe in the crazy things I had seen in my service. Memories and minds at war for the same living space. Schrödinger avatars are a haunting figure in the endless vista. With that, an avatar is unable to recognize themselves. They become neither alive, dead, or even undead. They become abstraction. An imaginary number.
 * Frank:.... What did ANY of that mean?
 * Icky: "He litterally just confussed that he's a sub-outer god cat that transsends beyond different versons of realities and alternate timelines."
 * Saldaron: "Well, yes and no. Shrodingers are not nessersarly TRUE outer gods due to being of mortal origin. But we are outer god-like due to our, unigte powers beyond understanding. Basicly, I'm what some would call, a Devient. A force that is not of intention by any Intended Outer God. Though Time Councilers were generious enough to adopt us into service. Though due to their strict nature, it is not always a peaceful relationship. Even with my Time Counciler. And he's usually one of the nicer ones. Because they care heavily for the Time Butterflies, that even so much as a case of timeloop stomich cramps can drive Time Councilers particularly angry with demands!"
 * Spongebob: "Wow, they sound rough."
 * Saldaron: "Don't worry, they're tough but fair. When pleased, they are exceptionarly congradatory."
 * Saldaron: But you must know things have gotten serious for the Villain League. You don't know what they may be up to. It could be a trap.
 * Goofy: A trap?
 * Saldaron: Think about it. They want Kairi. So, by taking this to their advantage... They could be playing you into their clutches.
 * Shen: (Laughs) Foolish cat. I considered that before we even left.
 * Saldaron: And you're sure they wouldn't know you'd have a plan, and get around it?

Nega-Xehanort's Plan
Villain League Castle
 * Nega-Xehanort: (Kicks all the Villain Leaguers out) YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CROSSED ME, FOOLS!
 * Mirage: YOU TRAITOROUS MONSTER!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THIS NIHILISTIC PLAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU CAME?! WHAT IS THIS 'GREAT CYCLE' SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: You've always known that the True Xehanort's ulterior goal is to balance good and evil, Mirage.
 * Cobra: "BUT THAT XEHANORT WAS A MISGUIDED TWIT ABOUT IT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MORE EVIL?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: Oh yes, I am more evil then Xehanort the True. But when he stopped at getting the X-Blade, now I wanted to atthive what he wanted to do, via a powerful destruction of the universes! When you and Architect separated me in two, you chose to risk my own goals. My lighter side was nothing, because he ruined your plans for Kairi in his own timeline. I am the real Xehanort by virtue that I am actselly loyal to darkness. The one you trusted with making you the best Villain League you can be. Then you tossed me to the wind, because of, formalities, that you grown to soft to what darkness can REALLY do beyond, childish sceames and cartoon villain shenanagans! But how does one truly balance good and evil as a villain? How does one show the trueness of good and evil in harmony? How do dark and light, balance? These questions run through my mind as I watch this miserable dimension. Cartoonish. Comedic... Foolish.
 * Tai Lung: "Well to be fair, this series is primarly a comedy, so-"
 * Nega-Xehanort: And now, finally, my time has dawned. I brought all I am to this fight, body and soul. But is it enough? How do our capabilities compare? The Lodgers can humiliate and shame even the most bloodthirsty of conquerors, if not villains in general like they were NEVER meant to be taken seriously as unware servenets of darkness. They can earn the trust of those from other dimensions. And triumph from even the biggest threats, that could've give them life anew. What in the infinite sea of the multiverses can a minor soul possibly gain, to defeat something like that? How does one defeat such a force of nature? The answer is clear. The Great Cycle. Observe! (They see a heart-shaped moon and the same thing was seen on all worlds in the UUniverses)...... The Great Cycle is the union of realms that was, and never was. Nothing, and something. The Lodgers are the pinnacle of hope and achievers of the universally impossible. Nothing mortal, immortal, or even beyond, could possibly defeat them. If they were to storm in right now, they WILL win. But I, am nothing like you. Nothing like any of their opponents. The Great Cycle is the invasion of infinity. Invasion universe-wide, consumption into the void that never was, until the nothingness becomes the somethingness. And yet the somethingness becomes the nothingness. A world where fate is under the control of only one person...... ME!
 * Cobra:... I never knew you saw this so passionately.
 * Junjie: "And I thought Hundon had a pretty talent for words."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Now, it'll only be me, and my creations."
 * ???: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, I don't think they're a thing anymore. (The Original Organisation 13 Members showed up).... (Axel Holds Jafar's Heartless' Hat) Got it memberised?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "..... I see you desided to spare the misfits the trouble of dealing with my creations."
 * Jafar: "Annnnnnd there goes my doppleganger."
 * Clayton: "For the better, personally. That guy was a prick."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Ugh. Another defying deviation against the Book of Predictions. Has the cosmic forces, desided to defy it's will?"
 * Axel: "Funny thing about predictions, "Xehanort"........ They aren't always right."
 * Zexion: "The universe itself has deemed you an abominable abnormality that must be cleansed. Your ways are at an end."
 * Larxene: "Also, you're a dick, and you're gonna die for it."
 * Nega-Xehanort: ".... It's a pity you would turn against the man respondsable for your existence."
 * Saïx: "That's the thing..... The real Xehanort is put to rest in Kingdom Hearts..... You, are but a glorifived replica. And it's time, you are outmoded."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles confidently)..... So, Siax, I take it you were never a serious ally to the Leage then, as well?"
 * Mirage: "OH COME ON, SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Saix: "..... I guess you can say, I delfelupted a will of my own with the true Xehanort gone. I was planning on leaving eventually, cause their antics were starting to get annoying..... But this unexpected deviation of your precious book of Predictions...... Heh, I couldn't ask for a better way to give my resignation."
 * Xigbar: "Same. Ya really lost me when ya turned out to be a fake. Now, I wanna be a free man like the others."
 * Marluxia: "We are beyond being Xehanort's toys now. We shall write, our own destenies."
 * ???: "Then perhaps, you would care for a second opinion."
 * Xehanort's Heartless, Xemnas, and Young Xehanort, to Teen Mang's shocked betrayal, stand by Nega-Xehanort's side.
 * Xemnas: "Even if not the original, he still offers great power. It would be a shame to turn against that."
 * Vexen: "That's the thing..... Even if you succeed in creating your demented idea for a paradise, as one would say, "There'll always be a bigger fish". There can exist forces that match the power of Kingdom Hearts, even be greater then it, that even if you best all inrealm oppisition, it'll only be a tandrum these forces themselves will have to quell. And trust me, their methods are absolute and overwealming. They will wipe your tainted universe clean, into a new blankslate for a replacement to come with time."
 * Young Xehanort: "A challnage we'll welcome, in time. Be assured that the Great Cycle will give us power great enough, that we will be on a leveled playing field with them. And if we have to.... We'll get stronger with every great cycle to other universes and dimentions. Even the insignifigant ones. Either way, we'll become like army ants finally strong enough to bring down humans. Even the cosmic forces, can face defeat."
 * Vexen: "..... A bold statement....... But I noticed that, you're missing someone. (Moves aside for a charging Vanitas to battle cry and began to battle with a surprised but still prepared Young Xehanort)."
 * Vanitas: "I ALWASY KNEW HE WASN'T MY REAL MASTER?! AND YOU ARE ALSO FAKES, FOR MY MASTER'S REAL CREATIONS WOULD NEVER BE LOYAL TO A DOPPLEGANGER?!"
 * Young Xehanort: "True..... We're not like the originals. We are tied to his repalcement. (The two began to fight!)."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "An unfortunate truth, Vanitas, that you allow Nostalgia to rule you. But not an unexpected ineditablity. (Summons Terra-Xehanort)...... I am prepared, to replace you. (Raises his hand) And at least he, is more obedient! (Points as Terra-Nort charged!)!"
 * Axel: "And now, for a surprise of our own. (Ansem the Wise appeared and used his own weapon to beat back Terra-Nort!)"
 * Terra-Nort: "..... GRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Ansem: "..... If you seek a battle, then it shalt not be me..... But your old comrades."
 * ???: "TERRA?!"
 * Terra-Nort looked confusedly at the arriving Aqua and Ventus!
 * Ventus: "It's us! Your friends?!"
 * Terranort: "..... (Terra's voice) Aqua? Ventus?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Seeker, Xenmas, dispose of those two?! (Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas flew forth and charged at the two!)"
 * The two entered armored mode and began fighting with Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Laughs)..... Were they the best surprise you go, Ansem?"
 * Ansem: "...... There is, a part two."
 * An Inigo Blue Was seen forming inside the Fortress.
 * Cobra gasped in surprise!
 * Cobra: "...... T....... T........ Tyro?"
 * Suddenly, the fortress explouded!
 * Dr. Blowhole: "D'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!"
 * The mist faded, as Tyro was reveiled.......
 * Terra-Nort: "...... (Terra's voice) Ty, ro?"
 * Tyro: "...... Terra, you need to fight it. Don't let this replica of a dark past control you."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Oh no you don't?! (Gets a stronger control of Terra-Nort) ATTACK?!"
 * Terra-Nort charged as both it and Tyro began to fight!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Looks at the Organisation)..... But don't worry..... I haven't forgotten about you bunch. (Summons forth a collection of pocessed Boss Level Haartless, A Behemoth, A Dark Thorn, A Grim Reaper, an Illuminator, a Kurt Zisa, Volcanic and Blizzard Lords, Ruler of the Sky, Storm Rider, and a Darkside.)...... See...... I got friends for you too. (The Organisation got ready)...... DISPOSE OF THEM?! (The Summoned Heartless Bosses charged at the Organisation as a fight broke out!)...... (Looking at Ansem) Got any more surprises?"
 * Ansem: "Yes. (Readies weapon).... You being bested by my hand. (The two started to fight!)....."
 * Roxas and Xion looked on at the battle.......
 * Roxas: "...... Looks like they got their hands full."
 * Xion: "..... Now, we can proceed with leading the Lougers here."

The Story of Varian
Corona Dungeon Flashback The Flashback Shattered Like Glass Meanwhile...
 * Captain: You're seriously telling me this guy is your only hope of finding this 'Keyblade'?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. Rapunzel did say she saw something similar to the Uniter emblem in his lab.
 * Captain: Do you have any idea how risky this is?
 * Rapunzel: I made a promise to myself that I'd save his father, and this time I'm keeping it no questions asked!
 * ???: OH, SURE!! NOW YOU WANT TO HELP WHEN IT'S A STATE OF EMERGENCY?! (Varian was seen brooding darkly in his cell)... I'm suddenly worth the trouble NOW, because I just so happen to be connected to something impourent to these aliens?!
 * Fu-Xi:... THIS sad little nerd actselly gave your kingdom trouble?
 * Spyro: He looks... Harmless. Rapunzel? What did you do to him to get him in here?
 * Rapunzel:... I... Sort've... Turned him down when his father was trapped in unbreakable amber.
 * Tigress:... Care to explain yourself?
 * (Rapunzel): Well at the time, my parents left and put me in charge of the kingdom. It was hard for sure, but then a crazy winter storm came out of nowhere. Things were getting bad, especially since Mom and Dad went missing... But then...
 * (Varian): Then you turned your back on me! And as acting queen, that was the biggest mistake of your life!
 * (Shenzi): Geez. Circumstance is a bitch.
 * (Icky): "Ya know Raps, ya could've tried to say to the kid that you add helping his dad on the bucket list once the storm was passed."
 * (Varian): "THAT'S THE PROBLEM?! BY THE TIME THE STORM LEFT, MY FATHER WOULD ALREADY BE GONE?!"
 * (Rapunzel): He's right. And the storm was apparently tied to the curse of this demon named Zhan Tiri, and it was quelled by this weather device made by a scientist named Lord Demanitus.
 * (Varian): Alchemy!
 * (Rapunzel): What's the difference?
 * (Varian): Trust me. There's a difference.
 * (Deadpool): "Ya know, ya could've at least asked again AFTER the storm stopped being a problem."
 * (Varian): "..... Ya don't get it. That amber's unbreakable if it's not prevented as soon as possable. My father's stuck there."
 * (Fu-Xi): "..... Well in that case, sucks to be you."
 * (Viper): "Master Fu-Xi, with due respect, that's the LAST thing he wants to hear from us!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Oh come now, he's acting like a child acting as if his father would've lived forever otherwise!"
 * (Varian): "...... ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY HE'S DEAD?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Well ya don't see the Musquito from Jurrassic Park walking out of that kind of s*** saying "I'm all right, I just need to walk it off"! Hate to be the bad news barer, but daddy dearest is now destined to be a museum piece in some far-off future alien museum should he be discovered."
 * (Icky): "DUDE?! I know you have mental issues, but, CAN YOU NOT?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Hey, you guys didn't listened to me about dragging Kay-Ray along, so-"
 * (Spyro/Shen): "IT'S PROUNCED "KAIRI"?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "So what reason should I have to heed your words?!"
 * (Lady Su): "Fu-Xi, behaive!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Okay okay, I'm sorry.... Just, still pissed that these nitwits didn't listen!"
 * (Icky): "WE GET IT, BRINGING KAIRI TO RESCUE THE OTHER PRINCESSES WAS A DUMBASS MOVE, DON'T RUB IT IN?!"
 * (Rapunzal): "ALL OF YOU PLEASE, CALM DOWN?!..... Arguing or giving Varian false ideas is not gonna help anyone or go anywhere. And I don't believe Varian's father is dead."
 * (Gazelle): "You'll, have to forgive them, Kairi was as close to us as Varian is clearly close to his father. She was taken from us by a far from desireable person. Please, try to be paient with their..... Personal Trials."
 * (Varian): You're lucky I'm still behind bars or I would be tearing out your fangs and using the venom to kill someone, I don't know who. It wouldn't be easy, but if I die trying, it would be for my father.
 * (Quidilen): "Now, young one, your willingness to honor thy father is admirable, but it's tainted by being mad at the wrong people. If you were gonna be mad at anyone, be mad at those that pressure her into favoring helping the kingdom. She is obviously inexperienced and new to being a ruler and is not used to make harsh decisions. If it helps, I suspect her parents, more exspearienced rulers, would not be quick to sacrifice anyone to their fate and would've found a compromise."
 * (Varian): "Well, then clearly Rapunzal is NOT like her parents, now is she?"
 * (Icky): "Hey give the poor lady a break, she was afraid to look like a lousy queen to sacrivice helping an entire nation, just to save ONE guy! There wouldn't people that could've been UTTER doughebags to her cause she didn't put the nation before one guy! It was a lose-lose situation! A move like you were suggesting of forgoing helping Corona for your dad, could've sparked a rebelion borned from bitterness cause people would've felt abandon! And trust me, people can turn on Monarchies, stupidly easy if they think their ruler SUCKS!"
 * (Varian): Well forget it. I screwed everything up for myself and it's HER to blame.
 * (Rapunzel): YOU THINK I LIKED TURNING MY BACK ON YOU?!
 * Rapunzel: (Varian was actually surprised at her unexpected reaction) Let me tell you something I tried to tell you since you got arrested but you were just too filled with anger to listen! What I did to you that day, WAS A NIGHTMARE!!! When I broke my promise, I broke MYSELF!!! I was afraid of being QUEEN!!! PASCAL ALMOST LOST HIS LIFE STOPPING THE STORM!!! I WAS HYPNOTIZED BY ZHAN TIRI, FOR CORONA'S SAKE!!!!
 * Lodgers/Varian: Wait, what?!
 * Rapunzel: Yeah. When we turned on the Demanitus Device, we freed a disciple of Zhan Tiri named Sugracha the Eternal and she brainwashed me into HELPING HER TRY TO FREE HER MASTER!!!!
 * Varian:...... That's seriously the best you could come up with?
 * Rapunzel: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGHHH!!! (Tries and fails to pull her indestructible hair out) THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED DOING WHAT I DID TO YOU WOULD FEEL LIKE!!!! SON OF A- (Kicks a bar with her barefoot as it hurt and started hopping holding it)
 * Icky: See? Told you wearing shoes was practical.
 * Rapunzel: OH SHUT UP!!! Ugh!! Varian, if you're going to be difficult, we'll find the stupid thing ourselves!!
 * Gazelle: I think what he needs is proof. Have you tried telling him about Cassandra and the Moonstone and all that stuff?
 * Varian: Cassy? Psh, I'm over her. You think I give a flying feather about her anymore?
 * Rapunzel: You should, quite frankly, because she betrayed us.
 * Varian: "..... Wow, you are just TERRORABLE at keeping your friends, aren't you?"
 * Rapunzel: OH FOR THE LOVE OF, UGH, THIS IS SO TYPICAL!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE, BUT YOU PROVED ME WRONG!!! YOU, VARIAN, ARE A SOCIOPATH!!! IF YOU THINK GETTING YOUR FATHER OUT OF THAT STUPID AMBER AND PROVING YOUR WORTH IS THAT IMPOURENT, THEN, THEN... Ya know what, HOW'S THIS FOR PROOF?! WITHER AND DECAY, END THIS DESTINY, BREAK THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, AND SET THE SPIRIT FREE!!!
 * Captain: WAIT WAIT WAIT, THAT'S NOT A GOOD WAY TO- (Her hair and eyes turned black as everyone around her including Varian got sick and weak with everything slowly dying)
 * Lord Shen: (Coughs blood into his wing)... WHAT IS THIS?!
 * Captain: It's... The Hurt Incantation. The opposite of-
 * Icky: SHE ALREADY TOLD US- (Vomits)
 * Varian: (Falls weak)... WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
 * Rapunzel:... (Slowly turns back to normal)... THAT, is your proof. This incantation is the opposite of what my hair's magic. It doesn't heal. It kills. I had the TERRIBLE misfortune of learning it. (Sings the healing incantation and restores their health) DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!
 * Varian:... DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU'VE EARNED MY HELP AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED ME?!
 * Rapunzel: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WOULD LISTEN ANY OTHER WAY!!!! I'VE LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT THOSE BLACK ROCKS SINCE YOU WERE ARRESTED!!! AND YET I TRIED TO TELL YOU THE PROGRESS I MADE, AND INSTEAD ALL YOU DO IS THINK ABOUT THAT STUPID TIME!!!
 * Varian: "Well pardon me, that I had to live with A CONSTINT REMINDER BACK IN MY CAVE OF MY DAD BEING TRAPPED IN AMBER?! THAT WOULD BE LIKE, IF YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH THE PETRIFIVED STATUES OF YOUR PARENTS?! I DOUBT YOU'D FARE ANY BETTER, PRINCESS?!"
 * Rapunzel: I WAS RAISED BY A THIEF WHO KIDNAPPED ME JUST FOR MY HAIR!!! SHE TRIED TO KILL EUGENE WHEN I THREATENED TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!!! THAT'S WAY WORSE!!!! BUT YOU?! I EXPERIENCED TRAUMATIC NIGHTMARES, I HAD TO BLOW UP IN MY DAD'S FACE FOR LYING TO ME ABOUT THE SUNDROPS AND MOONDROPS, MY HOME TOWER WAS DESTROYED BY THOSE BLACK ROCKS, AND THEN YOU MAKE IT WORSE BY TRICKING ME INTO BREAKING THE LAW, COMMITTING TREASON, AND DISOBEYING MY FATHER, THE KING!!!! YOU THINK YOUR PROBLEMS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE?! MAYBE YOUR FATHER DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AMBER SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A HEARTLESS BASTARD YOU BECAME!!!! (Varian paused as well as the others)... Varian, I didn't me-
 * Varian: That's some way to get help. No wonder Cassandra betrayed you.
 * Rapunzel: Varian, that's not-
 * Varian: No! Forget it. I'm not saying a word. You brought me here. This is what happens when you don't keep your promises. You misfits can find that emblem yourselves. Good luck anyway, my lab's probably long gone by now thanks to those rocks.
 * Captain:... He may be right. Since that fateful day, much of his lab has been destroyed except for his father's amber. The emblem could've been destroyed along with it.
 * Rapunzel: Well, I don't care. This is about a threat bigger than Zhan Tisi, and I didn't even think that was possible. Varian obviously doesn't care about ANYTHING if he's just going to let everything around him die because he puts his own pain at the center of the UUniverses. I thought there was some good left in him, but apparently I was wrong. He can rot for all I care. Come on! (They left)
 * Varian:... YEAH GOOD RIDDANCE!!!... (The group were long gone at that point).......
 * ???: You foolish boy. Haven't you put it together by now? You have been used.
 * A shadow portal formed as a horrendusly scarred Mothron came forth, where even the face is scared up as his lips are gone, leaving exposed, painful-looking exposed gums as black-ooze like blood crawled in his body, to the shock of Varian!
 * Varian: "(Covers mouth) Ogghhh, ohhh, I think I'm gonna hurl agan?! (Pukes epicly)!?"
 * Mothron: "(Sighs in bliss), I always love that reaction. The emotional  pain , of the very SIGHT of me, only fuels me."
 * Varian: "FOR THE LOVE OF THE DEVINES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND WHAT HAPPENED?! ALSO, WHO ARE YOU?!"
 * Mothron: "I take it you are not familier, with Profligo the Hurt?"
 * Varian: "Pro, Fligo? Wait.... You, were from that old temple with the meriad of symbols, I saw that depiction of you..... And it, wasn't any better then your looks."
 * Profligo: "But clearly, a depiction doesn't not uphold the power of the original sight. Now does it? (Breaths on Varian, which caused him to hold back more puke)."
 * Varian: "(After losing to the puke and vometing again)..... IS THERE A POINT TO THIS VISIT OR ARE YOU JUST HERE TO TORTURE ME?!"
 * Profligo: "Oh don't get me wrong. I, am here on serious business....... I just couldn't resist the angish you produced."
 * Varian: "(Looks away from him closing one eye) What are ya, some kinda, demon, zombie mothman?"
 * Profligo: "I am no hellspawn. Nor a necromorthic carcuss..... Though admitingly, appearencewise, I'm not far off from looking the part. I, am a Mothron. And one so infamous that even my equilly dark people could not bare the sight of me."
 * Varian: "THAT COULD BE BECAUSE YA LOOK LIKE YOU GOT MAULED BY SOME DEADLY CREATURE, OR SUFFERING SOME KIND OF FLESH EATING VIRUS?!"
 * Profligo: "This, masterpiece, is not work of any outside force, whether creature or microbe. I brought this to myself, to fuel my power, based on pain, angish, and deteriation."
 * Varian: "Power, based on PAIN?! WHAT KIND OF MASIKIST ARE YOU?!"
 * Profligo: The perfect masochist. Pain actually DOES give me power. It's agony... But agony is something I learned to live with. Hence the appellation 'Profligo the Hurt'.
 * Varian:... Well why are you here? What do you want from me? What do you mean by me being used?
 * Profligo: "You see, the princess, though by all means far from being akin to the ill-adoptive mother that is Gothal, is but a child trapped in an adult's body. She has no capability of being a ruler, and her parents are introdusing the standerds too late for this to be rectifived. At best, she is merely, unrelieable at ever helping your father even if she had shooked her respondsabilities as a royal. At worse..... She doesn't even have a smidge of what she would've done anyway. After all, the amber shares the same power as her healing excess hair. It would've just made things worse."
 * Varian: "..... (Sighs depressed).... Then I feel like I got mad at her for nothing if she wasn't able tp physically help."
 * Profligo: "Don't misunderstood, boy. That actselly makes her failure of promise more damning, because she wasn't even fit to keep promiseses she might not always be in the position to maintain. She's worse then a misguided child. She's a misguided child that allowed these powers to give her a god complex and misguidedly deemed herself a benvolent goddess among mortals, but has allowed herself to be enslaved to mortal laws, and thus can't help anyone not connected to the intermediate kingdom."
 * Varian: "..... She..... Doesn't act like a god-wannabe?"
 * Profligo: "Perhaps she lacks most of the common traits of False God Mentality, but she does bare the misguided belief that these powers allowed anything to be possable, just because she prevented the man, Flynn Rider, from dying, even at the original cost of the powers. She began to suffer from overcompidence and failure of humility, and the return of these original lost powers, has not helped. As a Mothron, I wouldn't call her, evil. Trust me, we Mothrons are the children of Mother Darkness. We best reckitnesed evil. But, she is an exsample of typical mortal greyness. Mortals are not always the purest of beings. Sometimes their morality is not always well scaled and balenced. They can be tempted by power, and fall ever so closer to be even only minor servents of darkness, and gained misguided aims for their idea of a perfect world, when they would only atthive the oppisite. A common danger of these misguided wishes, is the need of more power, and that, is where YOU would've came in. She wanted to find the original Uniter of this world, to become stronger in heal powers, and then, to transsend beyond having to put up with the same limitations that costed her companionship with you. She wants to be come an all-powerful healer."
 * Varian: "..... And, that's, bad...... Whhhhhy?"
 * Profligo: "Ughhh, not surprised you wouldn't understand this since you mortals are too easily lulled by positive things that play into your narsisitic and vain traits and your feeble attraction and gravatation to good things. Try, to reckitnese this...... No one thing can ever exist without true, absolute balence. The Lightflies beloved Mother Light, is NOTHING, without Mother Darkness, as the sun is a flaming ball of death if the moon doesn't exist to quell it's fire, whilst also ice would've prevent life or restrict it to limited variments if not for it's weakness to heat, and life would hardly be as over-enjoyed as it is not, if not for ineditable death to all mortal kin. And healing, can't exist, without pain. Pain is what comes first. It is a raw, primal, underappresiated but all impourent factor of balence that inspires mortals to take better care of their feeble bodies and fragle lifeforce. It's why not every mortal is easily attracted to doing otherwise stupid and questionable activities just as jumping off cliffs or bridges, venture into dangerious realms, or even tempt the powers of the cosmics to trifle with their many gifts. Without pain of all kinds and the fear of it's presence, mortals would be more and more reckless, and the universe is out of balence. And an unbalenced Universe, (Holds a familier dark tablet), Is, a doomed one. (Shows Varian an Xexaxez Depiction as Varian screamed as whale sounds were heard!) (Quickly takes it away when he felt his point is made)...."
 * Varian: "(Phathic wimpering) What, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Profligo: "If you mortals thought the darkspawn lord, Zhan Tiri, was the worse thing to fear in this world, he is nothing but a burdensome little imp, compaired to the cosmic forces that can litterally remove his existence as if he was not really there. The cosmic entities are firm enforcers of balence for all universes part of a sea of many types of others beyond your mortal imagination. And our friend here, (Show Varian again for a quick 3 seconds as he yelped before took it away, interupting a whale moan), Is an exicutioner of defilers of this balence. And that broken child of the girl, and her enabling alien friends, only risk their ire, if they find Lady Corona, the gazelle's presuccessor."
 * Varian: "What do you want me to do about it?!"
 * Profligo: "You don't need to do too much, child..... Just simply, allow me the chance to intersect them and deal with Corona to, circumvent the girl's childish whims."
 * Varian: "..... You're not, planning to kill Lady Corona, are you? I heard of her, she's actselly beloved?"
 * Profligo: "I'll be honest with you, as a Mothron, we felt that Uniters are but Lightfly picked weapons meant to keep my people from only having mortal-kind reckitnesed their true potaintional for mother darkness. It can't be helped if these maidens that were choosen lapdogs of the Lightflies..... Have to be..... Put dowm. But, I can tell that you don't have the heart to see this through, unsurprising since you are not really an evil human, just a child angry at the world for ill-fate. Then how's about something to ease you into accepting this sacrivice...... Enable me to reach Lady Corona, and I'll use my power, to remove your father, from his amber prison."
 * Varian: "..... You'd...... You would..... Free my father?"
 * Profligo: "Typically, I am otherwsie quite fond of your personal angish, getting this out of the way now, but..... I pity you enough that I reckitnesed that we are no different from eachother. I too, am an outcast. The Mothrons had admited...... Distaste, for my passions."
 * Varian: "You're sure it's not because of the-"
 * Profligo: "THOUGH I CONFESS THE APPEARENCE HASN'T HELPED MATTERS?! (Varian was scared by that!)..... Ahem...... Point is..... We are both rejected my our home worlds...... So why not we rejects, band togather?"
 * Varian:... You must understand, it was my alchemy that got him trapped in the first place. Rapunzel just let it happen. It's MY responsibility to free him, and no one else's.
 * Profligo: And yet every attempt you tried before this point, failed. The Sun-Drop Flower didn't work, and using Rapunzel's hair didn't work. Like it or not, boy, you need help. You'll NEVER free your father by yourself. I have the power to make it happen. However, as a creature of darkness, I cannot do it with a snap of my finger. All you must do is get me the unfathomable power of Lady Corona. Her magic hair is far superior to Rapunzel's. I, assure you, it WILL free him. And if she doesn't cooperate... Well you know how you get when you're ignored.
 * Varian:...... Where do I begin?
 * Iago: Wow, Rap, you really bit his head off back there.
 * Rapunzel: Pretty sure it's too big to bite off. It's also very barbaric. (Everyone looked at her)... What?
 * Duke: It's a metaphor, dingus. What you said back there was pretty damn harsh.
 * Spyro: Yes, it doesn't sound like you. Was what he did really that haunting?
 * Rapunzel: "Well, how would any of you reacted if your dearest friend suddenly betrayed you for not good reason?"
 * Icky: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll, maybe not us spefificly, but I think the Villain Leage might find you relatable all of the sudden when Xe-Dunce-Nort desided to turn traitor."
 * Rapunzel: "He came to hate me for not knowing what to do?! How is that fair?"
 * Jade Tusk: "He acted like he did cause of feeling abandoned and betrayed. He felt like he trusted you for nothing."
 * Shifu: "Even then, it is not you he's, entirely, mad at. He is more mad at himself for his own failure. Being angry at you is just so he can be in denial of his own failings."
 * Rapunzel: "So, I'm just a scapegoat for his self-louthing?"
 * Icky: "Well that and, he's practicly still a kid. They're very easy to upset and betray, and they're netourious for grudges. At most he's at the kind of angry that he just needs time to vent and think about things. At most, he's just more upset with himself on how he over-all failed to get help. At best, you just ended up a stress-relief target for him to get his self-anger out."
 * Fu-Xi: "This being said though, I doubt he would help us either way."
 * Mo Tong: "Fair's fair, Master Fu-Xi, ya didn't exactly, helped."
 * Fu-Xi: "Well even if I was as quiet as a church-mouse, Squeakers,-"
 * Mo Tong: "MO TONG!"
 * Fu-Xi: "What ultamately got him out of being of aide to us was the princess's own quickness to rage out on him, involvement of dark magic NOT withstanding!"
 * Quidilen: "Well, RAPUNZEL WASN'T THE ONE WHO SAID HIS FATHER WAS DESTINED TO BE COLLECTED BY AN ALIEN MUSEUM IN A DISTINT FUTURE?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "At least I said something that is meant to be realisticly feasable as far as the intermediate future is concern! Long-locks here, was the one that broke that camel's back by saying it was just karma his father got into that mess! I at least only tried to be bluntly honest! Punzy here, pretty much said the equilent of saying "Serves him right"! Seriously, how are you a princess when you act so, childishly?!"
 * Huifang: "She mostly spent her life locked in a tower raised by a creepy chick that kept young by touching her hair like a lesbo perv. I hardly see that as a way for ANYONE to be mature from THAT exspearience! (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Well there you go! She never got to act like an adult! Rapunzel, you are basicly a child, in a woman's body?!"
 * Rapunzel: "...... Your right....."
 * Icky: "Hey, try not to take Fu-Xi that seriously, he's just cranky cause we didn't listened to him earlier an- Whaaa?"
 * Rapunzel: "I am a child that grew up too soon. I knew nothing about running a kingdom because Gothal took me from my real parents to help herself. I'm a failure to my people."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Rapunzel, I ask you to take Fu-Xi's words with a grain of salt, and that of Varian's as well. Fu-Xi's rudeness stems from being upset about our own failure to listen about Kairi being involved in a long-awaited rescue, and we well explained Varian's reasoning for his anger. Though you may bare a title with heavy expectations, that doesn't mean it bestows quilities. You shouldn't be expected to always make the correct choice, nor should you be ostrisized for it."
 * Rapunzel: Well it's not just that. There was one thing I was going to tell him. It's about his father, Quirin. Apparently... He was part of the Dark Kingdom where the Moonstone was.
 * Quidilen: "Dark Kingdom?"
 * Deadpool: "Sounds omninus. (Exitedly as he brings out a shitload of weapons) Any bad guys with epic bounties to go after?!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Facepalms) Why did we let Deadpool come?"
 * Icky: "He invited himself and refuses to leave."
 * Lord Shen: That's ALWAYS the reason.
 * Fu-Xi: "To be fair, any place with the word "Dark" in it or anything normally assusiated with evil is ALWAYS gonna be assumed to be evil."
 * Rapunzel: Well this time, it actually fits the night. It was where the black spires lead me, and I got to help so many others along the way... But I found out not only the Hurt Incantation there... But I found out Eugene is their lost prince.
 * Mushu:... Eugene, as in Flynn Rider Eugene... IS ALSO LOST ROYALTY, LIKE YOU WERE?!
 * Boss Wolf: Oh wow, who saw something like that coming? No wonder you two got together. You're both polar opposites.

The Great Cycle
Final World
 * Nega-Xehanort:... And so we finally meet. It took you fools long enough.
 * Spyro: The Villain League told us all about your betrayal and the Great Cycle!
 * Icky: "Not cool man?! Ya just broke the Producer's long term plan for that shit?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: It was inevitable. But you are too late. Your little side-quests are all in vain. (Shows all 12 Keyblades)
 * Max: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?! I MADE SURE THEY WEREN'T IN A COMICALLY EASY LOCATION!!!
 * Nega-Xehanort: I am the clone of the man that wanted these babies to begin with! Did you think I wouldn't be smart enough to try and hide these in somewhere NOT in a couch for once?! I will have to give you props for changing it up, though. But it was still a wasted effert. After 10 years, patience gives you a new face of evil. I took the same approach that the Villain League did taking the Princesses. Did it while you weren't looking.
 * Icky: "BECAUSE ALCHOURSE HE DID?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: (Cackles)...... You misfits are the fools now. Now I require the final Blade to usher in the Great Cycle. And I came just in time. You will hand over the final Blade.
 * Lord Shen: Over my dead body!
 * Nega-Xehanort: I figured you'd say that. (Brings up Kairi)
 * Sora: KAIRI!!!
 * Nega-Xehanort: Now I think you understand how serious this is now. You require motivation.... So, what'll it be, heroes? The blade... Or her? Wouldn't want Kingdom Hearts III to repeat itself, would we? And this time, she won't just be gone. She'll be gone for good....
 * Icky: "Tch, so, then the Time Councilers will just reset everything and we'll do this ALL over again!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Ohhh, but then you forget. Architect was my creator. He is aware of time travel effects, and will bring in another one of me. It will become an ENDLESS cycle of repeated timelines, until they will submit and give up trying to remove Kingdom Hearts' acknowledgement and influence in this universe?!"
 * Icky: "..... Well now I sound like an asshole."
 * Nega-Xehanort: So, for the final time....... Give me, the Final Blade!
 * Lord Shen: We can't!
 * Gazelle: We have no choice!
 * SpongeBob: BARNACLES!!!!
 * Fu-Xi: "Am I allowed a second opinion in all this?!"
 * Icky: "SORRY, NOT UNTIL AFTER THE SEASON 3 FINALE?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: I'm WAITING!!!...
 * Spyro:....... (They offered it as he levitated it to him and gave them back Kairi) KAIRI!!
 * Fu-Xi: "Oy...... I know this child means the worlds to you, but, is she worth empowering this madman to doom us all?!"
 * Shen: "I KNOW IT WAS NOT A PRACTICAL DECIDTION, BUT KAIRI IS OUR LIGHT?! IF YOU AND JADE TUSK AND FRIENDS WERE MEMBERS OF THE LOUGE, YOU'D UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: It has been DONE! (Cackles and began to restore the Chi-Blade) After all these years. It's time for light and dark to be in balance once again!
 * Cynder: AND YET YOU GOT RID OF YOUR HOSTAGE!!! THAT MEANS YOU ARE WITHOUT A HUMAN SHEILD?! YOU ARE FAIR GAME FOR US TO PUNISH?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: It is no longer a concern. I have what I want! So I can afford some annoying headaches! (The heart-shaped moons began darkening all over the UUniverses as the Chi-Blade was finally created and in his hands)... Yes! AT LAST!! (Fires a magic beam into a void as the entire Great Cycle process accelerated)
 * Gazelle: NO!!! (She attacks as Nega-Xehanort just flashed her unconscious with growing power)
 * Po: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: It's too late! Light and dark are now one in the same. Opposites are same. Good and evil are united. A true balance. And I am it's god!
 * Kolwalski: "Retro-Kokamnga!"
 * Icky: "Ya know guys, maybe it wasn't a good idea TO BRING KAIRI ALONG TO SAVE THOSE OTHER PRINCESSES TO BEGIN WITH?! THIS SHIT COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?!"
 * Shen: "I WASN'T GOING TO DENY KAIRI A CHANCE TO NOT BE A COWERD TO THE LEAGE?!"
 * Icky: "WELL NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?! SHE WAS USED AS LEVERAGE TO LET THIS PSYCO BASICLY MAKE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE HAPPEN?! I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE PRACTICAL IF WE JUST-"
 * A Shadow Black Hole formed around the planet!
 * Deadpool: "...... Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, maybe we should do the typical arguing scene somewhere safer."
 * Icky: "THERE ISN'T GONNA BE SOMEWHERE SAFER, THESE THINGS ARE GONNA SUCK ALL WORLDS INTO KINGDOM HEARTS?! WE'RE ALL RIGHTLY- (Gets sucked up) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
 * Gilda: "ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKY!? (Flies after him, but gets sucked as well!"
 * Quidilen: "CYNDER?! (Grabs Cynder) WE HAVE TO ESCAPE?! WE'LL GO TO THE AUU WHERE IT'S SAFE!?"
 * Cynder: "THAT'S THE THING?! WITH THIS MANIAC LOOSE, WHAT'S TO SAY HE WON'T TARGET THE AUU NEXT TO BASICLY DO THE SAME THING?!"
 * Quidilen: "WE'LL WARN THE GRAND COUNCIL AND THEY'LL PREPARE FOR IT?! TRUST ME, THEY'LL-"

Timelines Collide
Great Cycle Wasteland The Maintimeline Lougers made a run for it as this familier music plays!
 * The Group Found themselves in a forbodding place, filled with colorless landscapes and clocks flying everywhere.....
 * Icky: "..... Uh, nobody said the Great Cycle would be so..... Time-inspired."
 * Shifu: "It is indeed unlike a traditional Great Cycle landscape..... Then again, perhaps thanks to the nature of the Fake Xehanort being based on time, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possability that the fake's power has enfluenced the realms to be like one fused timescape."
 * Saldaron: "Ugh, that means the Time Butterfly must've turned into a giant fat fuzed ball! My time counciler's gonna give me HELL for this?!"
 * Moans were heard, as a heard of cybersaurs roamed on by, along with some silluetted snakeanoid beings, then one of the Uniter Hunters Zoomed by the group, freaking them out as it didn't noticed them and left on!
 * Shen: "THE DEVIL WAS THAT?!"
 * Shifu: "Visages of time that has passed, and yet to come. Everything is out of balence here."
 * Kairi: (She hugged Sora)...... Sora, I'm scared.
 * Sora: We all are.
 * ???: YOU SHOULD BE!!! (Familiar blades were thrown at them)
 * Razoff: MAMA MIA!!!!
 * Shen:... Are those MY blades? (The heroes end up surrounded by more hardcore versions of themselves)
 * Gloria:... Whoa boy.
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Alternate Shen: Hand over Kairi and her boyfriend! NOW!!
 * SpongeBob: WHOA WHOA, WHO THE HECKAPUS ARE YOU GUYS?!
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Can't you tell? We're you, from the timeline that you summoned here.
 * Shen:... You're the Lodgers from the timeline of Kingdom Hearts III.
 * Icky: "..... (This video)"
 * Alternate Boss Wolf: YEAH NO S***!!!
 * Alternate Shen: I'm sure you know damn well what we had to go through when Kairi died!!
 * Icky: "HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE?!...... The Events of Kingdom Hearts the Game Series, Was suppose to take place inbetween the 1960s and the early 90s! And the Lougers didn't become a thing until at least around late 2009 in throey!"
 * Saldaron: "December 18th of 2009 to be precise."
 * Icky: "SO HOW THE HELL CAN THERE EXIST, ANOTHER US?!"
 * Alternate Icky: "..... You really want to here all those words exactly?"
 * Icky: "..... No....."
 * Alternate Icky: "Yeah, hate to break it to you me, but..... The kind of timeline you have, was the successful one! We're from one of the failed attempt timelines where Kingdom Hearts still went down as it did in the original Kingdom Hearts Timeline! Only here, the Kingdom Hearts games happened in the past, we happened as intended in the present, and Kingdom Hearts 3 ended up being a recent event at the time of the game's release! The only diff, is that Kai-Kai and Boy Sora are still toast in our timeline?!"
 * Icky: "Duh, dee, gah, bah, bah, bah, (Groans frsutraighted at the overly confusing mess they're in!)......... (Stops for a moment and does this)....."
 * Alternate Icky: "HEY, HOW DID YOU THINK I FELT ABOUT THIS MESS?!"
 * Icky: "I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE REVEILING THAT THE TIMELORDS DIDN'T GOT RESETTING THE KINGDOM HEARTS EFFECTED WORLDS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AROUND?!"
 * Alternate Icky: "Dudeo, would we even BE HERE IF THEY GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME?!"
 * Patrick: "..... SpongeBob, my head is hurting from this."
 * Sandy: "I'm getting an aneurism just thinking about this."
 * Saldaron: "...... Oh, bollicks. (Facepalms). Another thing for the Time Council to complain about. They are going to wring my neck."
 * Riku: "AW WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!"
 * Alternate Shen: "AHEM?! You all can have an existentional crisis about this later?! Now, are you gonna give over Kairi and Sir Sora, or do things have to get MESSY?!"
 * Gazelle: "Hey hey, uno momento, uh, other Shen. These two are not the same Kairi and Sora you know them as. They were of our timeline."
 * Alternate Banzai: "Well, thing is Chica, thanks to the Great Cycle, the time butterfly's now a big fat blouted ball of combined timelines, where everything has gone into shit! Kinda thanks to you guys provoking your Xehanort to really screw things over for everyone?!"
 * Icky: "Hey, blame MSM, he felt waiting for season 13 for us to be going through this shit would've taken forever! Not that I don't agree, but, it really messed up the narrative we were going for!"
 * Alternate Icky: "Oh sure, blame the producers, that was always such a cop-out!"
 * Alternate Shen: "ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE?! Either give us Kairi and Sora, or else?!"
 * Gazelle: "Hear me out!...... I know you're sadden about your Kairi and Sora, but, have you really resorted to try and replace them with another? These two are not the Kairi and Sora you came to know."
 * The Alternates thought about that......
 * Gazelle: "Your Kairi and Sora wouldn't wanted this from you. They would've wanted you to keep their memories in your hearts and to move on to live happier lives."
 * Alternate Shen: ".... How, could I have been so idiotic about it? Our, our apologies, Main Timeliners. We'll..... We'll not darken your doors anymore. (The Alternates began to leave)......"
 * Icky: "...... This, mess, cannot, get, worse!"
 * Rumbling was heard, as the Main Group looked at the ground, then looked at the large forming puff of smoke at the far distence, pretty much seeing the largest army of past defeated enemies and monsters rampaging at their direction!
 * The Main Lougers made shocked faces.....
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Kryptonia: (She leapt in and tail-smacked much of them) YOU ARE ALL DEAD MEAT!!!
 * Icky: THE HELL WE ARE!! (They kicked her away comically)
 * Dai Shi: GET THOSE BI- (Boss Wolf threw a biscuit at her)...... GET THOSE BITCHES!!!!
 * Phil: "AMSCRAY?!"
 * The Main Timeline Villain Leage Saw this along with Saix and the rest of Organisation 13.
 * Cobra: "..... Goof grief, we'd been briefly away from them for 59 minutes and they get chased by a stampeding army of astral projections of congured enemies! Saix, are you SURE these halfwits are our best shot at fixing this mess when they could barely save themselves?!"
 * Saix: Yes! Just have patience.
 * Cobra: (Sighs as the heroes struggled in the past villain mob while they and the Alternate Lodgers watched to the music)
 * Alternate SpongeBob: This feels a little underhanded.
 * Alternate Shen: Maybe, but they WILL feel the pain of our timeline. If we can't have those two, then we'll show them why we need them.
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Still, kidnapping people from other timelines seems too wrong for even our enemies.
 * Alternate Shen: "WELL FORGIVE ME, IF I CAN'T STAND BEING OF A TIMELINE WITH NO KAIRI?! SHE WAS MY LIGHT, AND WITHOUT HER, I'M NOTHING?!"
 * Alternate Duke: "At know, if our Gazelle wasn't busy keeping our timeline homes safe from the Astrals, she would give you shit for this!"
 * Alternate Shen: "EVEN SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH KAIRI MEANT TO US?! TO ME?! I'll cope with her complaints then after this!"
 * The Main Timeline Heroes screamed while chased by the Astal Projections!
 * Mantis: "WHY ARE ALL THESE BAD GUYS AND MONSTERS WORKING SO HARMONIOUSLY TOGATHER?!"
 * Shifu: "They are astral projections of our greatest defeats of villains personifying as them to seek revenge in defelupting a natrol distaste for us?!"
 * Icky: "Ohhhhh great! So basicly an Anti-Fan Club! And to think we got ourselves into this because we were GUILTED INTO JUMP STARTING SOMETHING MEANT FOR SEASON 13?!"
 * Po: "WELL TIME IS ABIT WACKY RIGHT NOW, NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK OR ANYTHING THANKS TO NOT-XEHANORT?!"
 * Gazelle: "ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN?! WE'LL RETREAT BACK TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE AND TURN ON THE SHEILD TO KEEP THESE LITTERAL GHOSTS OF LOUGER PAST AWAY FROM US?!"
 * Alex: "THAT MIGHT BE TOO FAR?! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE LEAGER'S FORTRESS?!"
 * Crane: "THAT WOULDN'T DO WELL TO PROTECT AGAINST THEM?!"
 * Gilda: "CAN'T WE JUST GO TO OUR VAN AND ZOOM OFF?!"
 * Marty: "IF ONLY WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?!"
 * Max Rabbit: "DON'T WORRY?! (Brings out alarm button) I GOT THE ALARM BUTTON?! (Presses it)!"
 * Distent Echo: "OVER HERE, MISFITS?!"
 * Alex: "THAT'S IT MAX?! KEEP PRESSING?! FOLLOW THAT ECHO?!" (They ran as Nega-Xehanort followed them sinisterly)
 * Sora: (They found it) FOUND IT! (It was then destroyed by Nobodies)
 * Donald: Lost it.
 * Riku: F***!!! (They ran and took cover)... This is insane.
 * Donald: Tell me about it. This new Xehanort is going farther than we thought.
 * Kairi: And the thought of Shen in the timeline where I died replacing her with me?... That timeline must have turned out merciless.
 * Soothsayer: It wasn't. You were the reason he is no longer a villain. You were his light. Without you, he's lost. The Shen of this alternate timeline is antihero. His evil side and good side at civil war. He believes that replacing you with another you from another dimension will mend his wounds.
 * ???: That's not even the half of it. (Alternate Soothsayer arrived)
 * Soothsayer:... I assumed some of the Lodgers of your timeline were not lost completely, myself for instance.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: Oh, the Lodgers are still somewhat the same, but their outlook has all but changed. Since Kairi's death, the Lodgers had no hope left. Darkness was getting stronger. They were ousted for being against Xehanort, who turned out more positive than we assumed. They blamed themselves for her loss. They couldn't simply wait for the next arc of Kingdom Hearts.
 * Icky: Yeah, I'd say it'd be here when this episode was originally supposed to come in Season 13. It'd take way too long.
 * Soothsayer: And indeed, the time dilation between our timelines doesn't make it any easier.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: They were so lost, they swore they would do literally anything to make it right, even villainous acts.
 * SpongeBob: I don't think that sounds like us.
 * Alternate Soothayer: When circumstance puts you in a terrible place, you change beyond what you expect. Kairi was your hope. When she died, your will died along with her.
 * Shen: That is true. I have protected Kairi with my life. My oath to her mother was that I do so. It's understandable why your Shen is doing this.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: You must confront my Shen. If you can get them to cooperate, you may be able to find stability.
 * Sora: Stability?
 * Alternate Soothsayer: Both our timelines are a perfect yin-yang. In the Great Cycle, opposites are the same and in absolute but unharmonious balance, and that's what gives your Xehanort power. Only by being separated and yet cooperative can his power be nullified. If both Lodgers of both timelines can cooperate, you can deviate yourselves from Xehanort.
 * Merlin: That idea would have merit... But Xehanort is so powerful now.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: True, but you are the Lodgers. My Lodgers have never given up. And neither should you. Now move. I sense Xehanort's presence. (She left as the extended music climaxed and they avoid the villains and monsters)...
 * Alternate Shen: YOU!!! How did you get out of there?!
 * Shen: We ARE the Lodgers. Just like you're the Lodgers. Also, did you really think even an entire army of astral projections of defeated enemies is really THAT serious of a threat to us?! We litterally can make fools out of them without even major effort, and you of all people know this, other me! Now, we need to talk!
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Let's hear them out!
 * Alternate Shen: No! I'm leader now, remember? Only I decide that.
 * Shen: You'd be wise to listen to him. I told you, Kairi wouldn't want this.
 * Alternate Shen: No, but it doesn't matter what she wants anymore.
 * Kairi: Well I don't. You are standing amidst me, Uncle Shen.... Please don't do this. I know it'll be hard and who knows how long... But I won't be dead forever. The Sora of your timeline is still searching for me with the X-Blade in hand. Patience can work out if you have enough of it.
 * Alternate Shen:... (Sighs) You sound like your mother.... I wish I got to see you grow up... But I don't think I can wait this long.
 * SpongeBob: We can help you. Just take our hand- (Nega-Xehanort jumped in between with burning magic)...
 * Nega-Xehanort:... (Charges up tremoring magic smiling ominously)........ (Dubbed as Scar) Long live THE KING!
 * Both Ickys: Really, that's what yer going with, the most predictable line ever?..... JINX?! YOU OWE ME A ROOT BEE- (He split the ground beneath them into crumbling into the void)
 * Alternate Shen/Kairi/SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!......
 * The Leagers stared shocked while the Organisation kept calm......
 * Cobra: "...... WELL WE'RE ROYALY F****D?!"
 * Vexen: "Do not trust even the most unassuring of sights, Mang...... This, is part of their test......"

Nega-Xehanort's Defeat/An Unexpected Ending
Cloning Pool.
 * Alternate Gazelle: (Drenched wet in the rain as she stood with Main Timeline Gazelle, as both Timeline Lougers, the Organisation, the Leagers, and Saldaron and Ansem looked on.....)...... The gatekeepers of the Banished Realms will have use some glue before they open their gates on your wrecked ass.
 * Gazelle: Okay, other me, calm down, you scare me when you're like that.
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Tch, you clearly haven't seen what my timeline's like, Miss Positive."
 * Nega-Xehanort: Please, did you really think I would actselly allow you two Uniters to-... (He was so burned by magic that he reverted into a crazy new form healing in Heartless-like powers and is now seen in a blue cloak covered in a combined symbol of all the kingdom hearts enemies while still retaining some semblence of Xehanort)... (Darker voice) Oh, never mind! That actually hurt. At least I have my true form back.
 * Alternate Gazelle: Wait... Am I delusional now? Is everyone seeing this? Those things are your coat, are those, repeated patterns of a hodgepod symbol of all of the creatures of Kingdom Hearts? But, I am detecting that you're a force beyond them?..... Are you an Outer God?! WHY ARE YOU AN OUTER GOD?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Well, yes and no. You see, when the Architect and Mang tampered with the power of Kingdom Hearts with that spell to create what they THOUGHT was a mere man, they inadvertingly summoned the reminate power, of an Omni-Heart. Me...."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I know Cobra and Architect are generually powerful, BUT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY ABLE TO GET ENERGY OF AN OUTER GOD?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "See, it's not exactly..... Intentional. You see, while they were in the process of making that clone, my reminante energy, found their ritualistic energy, and fused with the darkness of Kingdom Hearts, to fused with their precious pet project. And now, I knew what it was like, to be a man. A truely, weak, and feeble creature. A being of-"
 * Alternate Gazelle: "NO! A man is a homosapian made of flesh and blood! Outer Gods are suppose to be living cosmic energy SIMULATING flesh or blood or beyond imagination?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles), Such a feeble misunderstanding of the cosmic forces. But perhaps an explanation is in order. Omni Hearts were the creators of the Great Cycle, we were pre-requisits to the genesis of the Xzars, meant to circumvent Interdimentional Empires at, their very, core, with the power of Kingdom Hearts. Thing is.... We over-quilifived, and were, disposed of, as a result."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "More like they realised that messing with Kingdom Hearts was a FUCKING STUPID IDEA?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles), That, is an understatement, but a tragicly true one. Even the creators had feared the Great Cycle, would be riped for abuse."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "(Annoyed) Are they wrong though, jackass?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "MORE LIKE THEY MISSED THE POINT AND BECAME IRONIC TO WHAT THE XEXAXEZ DO ON A DAILY BASIS?! You see..... I, in my destruction of a form beyond the shell of a human male, had seen the line. The factory steel, of the Multiverseal Seas, of all Multiverses created by their assigned creators. Multiverses, mired, in complacentcy. Slaves to their basis instincts, fueled by anger, hatred, and other things creatures like Xenosites and Corruptioners are desperately attacted to! A rocket propeller, as dishastorious, as it is potent, and frighteningly..... Adaptable to all attempts to eradicate it by misguided souls that want perfection and utopian concepts FREE of such things."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Is there a rest stop between here AND THE FUCKING POINT?!"
 * Gazelle: "Calm down, me, he's getting to that!?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "The point, my dear Giselle Horndreses, is that there's a reason why the Outer Gods view mortal and even inrealm deities, like insects! Because you are typically, nothing but scared, spiteful children, playing at adulthood, a fictional lie of comfert and, the thing which is especially damning to Outer Gods, complacence! And that's not even mentioning the pointless drive to wanna understand a greater purpose?! Truth be told..... The Outer Gods only allow your kind to exist.... Because they wanna see what happens! They wanna see what your kind would do to eachother! Because in truth.... The Outer Gods, fear and lack an understanding of us! They fear of what they potaintionally unleashed onto the Multiverses, and fear that it could come back and distrupt their precious Grand Design! So what, is an endling Omni-Heart to do, but to cause a Great Cycle so calamitus, and glorious, that it would snap inrealm and outer socities alike, out of their foolish, pointless charades?! And who better choice, of oppendents to this, then.... (Alternate Gazelle took off her black leather jacket)...... Uniters, of two seperate and radically different, twin timelines?"
 * Alternate Gazelle: "..... So you're saying that all this shit was to teach outer gods and inrealm beings a lesson via causing an apocalitic event?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Well, that, and I wanted to do this to spite the Outer Gods for destroying my race with the very thing they fear."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Oh, and it's also an attempt to spite them?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!? (Charged at the duo, but they stabbed him greatly!) AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!........ (Chuckles)..... At least......  I get, to rejoin my fallen kin once more.... In the Hybernation Realm, as this anchur, falls, to Kingdom Hearts..... I, couldn't ask for a better way, to face defeat...... (Starts Singing) So Long, farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, Good-byeeeee.  I leave, and heave..... A sigh and say good-bye- (An Annoyed Alternate Gazelle and A Main Timeline Gazelle filled with pity and a drive to put him down like a dying creature, both kick Nega-Xehanort off of their blades and fell back into the floor)........ (Dying Breath) Gooooooooooooooo.........."
 * Music played as Light and Darkness began to escape from Nega-Xehanort's body....
 * Alternate Gazelle: (Starts taking a smoke break as Nega-Xehanort was swallowed by light and shadows)...... You're not entirely wrong...... (Thunderclaps as the light and shadows explouded and flew across the area, it's power seen beyond the entire universe)....... You just didn't have to be such an asshole about it....
 * Sora:... (Saw everything around them going back to normal upon Nega-Xehanort's death and even the slow freedom of the other Princesses of Heart during the music's run)... (Sobs in joy)... It's over. It's finally over. The Leage's plan for the Princesses of Heart is done!
 * Cobra: "DON'T REMIND US?!"
 * Jasmine: (Moans)... What happened?
 * Alice: Uh.... I hardly know, mam. Last thing I remember is these heroes fighting for me.
 * Belle: I was put in some sleep while they tried to save me.
 * Snow White:... I think... We've been freed.
 * Aurora: How long were we gone?
 * Cinderella: I don't know, but it feels like it would've been longer.
 * Aladdin: Jasmine!
 * Beast: Belle! (The princesses' loves and loved ones reunited at last)
 * Sora:... (He and Kairi smiled and hugged in tears as their love was so great they accelerated the healing of the world and completely separated Kingdom Hearts from the UUniverses)........... Kairi?
 * Kairi: Yes?
 * Sora: I never thought I'd ever get to ask something like this....... But after we just pulled of the biggest victory of all time........ I think it's the right time. (Everyone watched as he got on his knees)... Kairi......... (Holds her hands).... (Sobs more) Will you marry me? (Everyone was shocked)... Uhh.... Sorry, if this is like, too soon, all things considered, I wouldn't mind waiting-"
 * Kairi: "Oh yes, you silly goofball! (Grabs Boy Sora and kissed him, which shined into a great light-heart that is bright as the sun, which wowed the misfits and even the stoic Organisation)....."
 * Lord Shen: (He and Alternate Shen sobbed and hugged) My baby's all grown up.
 * Lord Shen/Alternate Shen: I'M SO PROUD OF HER!
 * Shenzi: Sad Tman ain't here to see this.
 * The Leagers just looked on bitterly. They're glad they corrected a mistake with Nega Xehanort and his creations, but they lost a major game plan in the process.....
 * Pete: "..... Well, since we done promised to leave them princesses alone after this mess, what now?"
 * Cobra: "..... Humorious as it would be, to be fickle and just start all over again.... (Looks to see Tyro, Aqua, Ventus, and Terra enjoying this as well)...... I feel like, I owe Tyro this, freebee, for how much he was willing to still see good in me, misguided and idealistic as it tragicly is.... Let's get out of here, Leagers."
 * Mirage: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE-"
 * Cobra: "Mirage?! Please?! It is not like the princesses are the only sole way to free the Darkspawn. The cauldron alone, was proof. The darkspawn will be freed, in other ways. Besides, we were never going anywhere with the Princesses anyway. It's fair to at least let them have this. Also, do you seriously want to try the misfits and allies, espeically the two Uniters AFTER THEY SLAIN AN OUTER GOD?!"
 * Mirage just sighed in defeat....
 * Mirage: "Malefor, will not make peace with this."
 * Cobra: "Well, at the very least he should be eased with a promise of us finding another way."
 * The Leagers proceeded to leave, as Tyro saw Mang leaving with them.
 * Tyro wanted to go and get Mang, but Aqua stopped him.....
 * Aqua: "..... Mang's heart is still in a dark place, Tyro. The fact that he's honoring the deal of leaving the princesses be, is enough."
 * Ansem: "It would appear that Mang would have to find the strength to leave darkness on his own terms. Though, it will take time."
 * Terra: "Alot, of time."
 * The Leagers leave via a shadow portal, as Mang stopped for a moment, and looked back at the group......
 * Mang saw Tyro, and gained a sadder face......
 * Cobra: "...... (Quietly) Forgive me, old friend. (Leaves into the shadow portal as well)....."
 * Tyro: "..... (Quietly) I was never really mad to begin with."
 * Ventus: ".... Hopefully, it's not gonna be INSANELY long."
 * Axel: "Yeah, but don't count on it being anytime soon neither. Malefor's, not an easy dude to just quit on. Well, with that, (The Organisation proceeded to leave too) I suppose it's back into the realm of Kingdom Hearts for us. But no sweat. We'll visit every once in awhile. Caio, and get it memberised. (Leaves as well)....."
 * The Alternates looked on in bittersweet happiness for Kairi's love for Boy Sora.....
 * Saldaron: "..... Welp, I think it's time for the Alternate Lougers to go back to their timeline. (Opens up time portal). Come now, mustn't dilly-dally. The Time Council's touchy about two of the same persons existing in the same timeline."
 * Alternate Shen: "..... (Sighs)..... Well, Main Timeline Lougers..... We only wish you happiness. (The Alternate Lougers were about to leave)...."
 * Spongebob: "...... Wait, Alternate Louge Squad? (The Alternates stopped and look at Spongebob)...... We, don't want you guys to go back empty handed and to go back to being miserable again."
 * Alternate Shen: "Well short of just giving us YOUR Kairi, which I suspect is IMPOSSABLE now, given how happy she is here, I don't see how you can compinstate us!"
 * Trixie: "..... Weeeeeeeeeelllll, you can always try a certain cloning pool that Pinkie Pie once used."
 * The Alternates were surprised by that......
 * Alternate Shen: "..... You..... You would do that, for us? After what we tried to do?"
 * Icky: "Hey, if ya can't have the originals, why not make another set?"
 * Alternate Shen: "..... We appresiate this, really, but, it wouldn't be the same since these clones are likely not gonna be like our Kairi and Sora."
 * Shen: "Try not to view them as replacements...... But a chance for the memory to start anew."
 * Saldaron: "..... (Sighs), Okay, fine, a quick detour to Equestria, then it's back to the alternate timeline!"
 * Both Lougers were in.
 * Alternate Icky: "..... Sooooo...... What're we gonna do about the clones' stupidity?"
 * Kairi: "That's why I asked Namine to help. She'll give the new clones memories of your alternate timeline. They'll be given their own hearts and not be mindless relicas."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "..... We..... We don't know what to say, except..... Thanks..... We, we really forgotten what it is like to be so starry-eyed-...... To show compassion..... And, I really let myself go with this angry bitch motive. Guys, (To the Alternate Lougers)..... I think we need to get our shit togather and go back on the straight and narrow."
 * Alternate Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting another Kairi and Sora?
 * Squidward: THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, YOU BOOB?! (Sighs) Even from an alternate timeline, Patrick couldn't get any stupider.
 * Kairi: Now then... (Clears throat) "And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared."
 * Sora does and repeats the same thing as their clones come out.
 * Alternate Squidward: "By Neptune's beard, it worked!"
 * Kairi: "Don't get too exicted. Now Namine needs to incert into them new memories, since, they're just freshly made."