Fantasy in Ientasy

The Lodgers and Heroes Act have another mission in Ientasy, an old colony for the Zyaūar Masters for it's rich amounts of a many-named eco-resource called Müko, which, while renewable, was considered to be "The Planet's Blood", because according to the planet's original people, the Ietra, when the harvesting started, the planet effectively started weakening with each harvesting, thus effecting the environment in unpleasant ways, meaning that the planet was technically dying of 'Blood Loss' with the Muko resource being harvested in an unregulated manner. It didn't help that the leaders of those times weren't exactly considerate to the environment due to very outdated ways of thinking and skepticism of Muko being important to the planet untapped, having two rulers: The outer Teadr 1 President, President Ulucord Vor Ientasy and the Zyaūar Master leader, Master Gasprim Tola Țhreatwellș, who were both doing great things for their people, but were both feuding over who gets harvest rights onto the Muko, and both failed to acknowgedge the legitimate concern this risked for the planet, as Ientasy had the most outdated mindset that the planet can't be harmed from having Muko harvested and that it's just blamed on typical climate change and dubbed it 'hippie' talk, while Threatwells deems the idea of Muko being 'Planet Blood' the words of madmen and scoffs away any evidence of otherwise because of labelling it a conspiracy theory and/or hoax. Either way, the planet got into a position so bad that it is no longer excusable by global warming, and the two leaders were killed off by mass revolts for still failing to see the coincidental situation involving the Muko Harvesting. Afterwards, harvesting of Müko was all banned, and the world slowly recovered. However, millennia later, a new president who deemed the abandonment of Muko to be an economically bad thing, President Cornsby Shïïmra, removed the Muko ban for the good of the economy and had officially declared the claims of Muko being the planet's blood outright banned to speak about and once again deemed the previous issue as climate change shenanigans and bad timings. However, in this regard, Cornsby is actually correct in this regard as Ientasy was going through an extreme global warming problem when the times of the Muko mining coincidentally started to occur, and that both people of each side were just overreacting, and had the revolts not happened, the planet would've returned to normal on it's own and Muko mining wouldn't've been banned. It has, however, not detered a deluded and paranoid extremeist group from forming and rising to destroy any attempt to get Muko mining back on the map, naming themselves as Ientasy's Saviors, lead by a Sephiroth-like remnant of the Ietra race named Raish, who are powered by Muko and used these powers to attack Ientasy mining corperations and scare away outsider investers and any interested in building a business here involving Muko. By all means, it stopped illegit businesses like CrimeTech from ever wanting to invest in Muko, but it scared away legit business like Globex and Exxoron as well, detering alternate fuel dreams in the process. As such, Ientasy's Saviors are quickly dubbed as Eco-Terrorists who are both ruining Cornsby's economic recovery plans AND are hypocritically more harmful to the environment as in thanks to Muko being denied in the markets because of Ientasy's Saviors' excessive violence, fossil fuel, oils and gases have to become an accepted commodity and bring back that same climent change that caused the Muko ban ever since those times, which was originally disposed off by Cornsby's magnifisent Climent Re-Adjuster device, which sadly fell victim to the Saviors in deeming it an illusion machine. This machine is still being rebuildt dispite the troubled ecomnic evioment it has. Top it off, Cornsby struggles trying to get the public to re-reckindise that the prior problems with the Muko Harvesting was with an inconventent case of global warming that coinsided with Muko Harvesting from the fact the planet was naterolly hotter then what was expected and that his machine resolved that problem, but because the Ientasy' Saviors were mistook to be heroes, Cornsby is at his wits' end. He has called for the Grand Council to bring the Heroes Act and the Lougers to come save Ientasy from it's so-called "Saviors", and with both sides well enough convinced that these "Saviors" are not real heroes but at best reckless deldued idiots who blamed the goverment for mineute inconvinences and bad chances and are too ignorently believent of an elderly "Planet Purest" named Elder Ful L. O'Flies, who in secret is trying to make the mining fail just so Cornsby gets impeached for false promises and he can become president and make oil and other outmoded fuels, the real harmers of the planet, the only accepted commodity and doomed the planet to go the way of the Carboniods. Now the Heroes aim to stop this.

Ientasy's "Saviors"
A Harvesting Factory. A rally point. Later... Inside Train.... Viva's Bar Later... Inside Bar Speakeasy Viva's Bedroom An Ally to the Bar.
 * A Factory was seen harvesting a beautiful green lidquid as intense security measures were seen around the drill.
 * A train arrived to the rig area and reached a station.
 * Two armed soldiers were waiting to meet the train.
 * Soldier 1: "Well, there's the 11:00 Muko Transport train ready to load the reshorce....."
 * Soldier 2: "Wait..... Isn't there usually a conductor or something?"
 * ???: "SAVIORS GO?!"
 * A Rambo sytiled rebeler leaped from the train and knocked a soldier out!
 * More rebelers leap out and beaten other soldiers?!
 * A big bulky gun-hand lizard came out!
 * Lizard: "Allright, Water-Equine, it's show time!"
 * A male Sea-Horse-being leaped up from the train, and do a needless actrobatic trick!
 * Sea Horse: "Showtime? Then I guess I better preform!"
 * Lizard: "HMMMMMMM, Mother of Xaro Gods. Okay, plan is, your going to have to hide the guards along with the transit crew and leave on in the caboose!"
 * Sea Horse: "I'm sorry, but I just have to say something-"
 * Lizard: "AND NOT, GET INTO ANY TROUBLE?! Now get to it, Sea Equine!"
 * The Lizard ran off!
 * Two more soldiers turned up!
 * Soldier 1: "Hey, that guy just pwned Jerry and Barris!"
 * Soldier 2: "LET'S KICK HIS ASS AND NOT PAY MUCH ATTENTION TO THE XARO WITH A MACHINE GUN FOR A HAND?!"
 * Sea Horse: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
 * The Two Solders pounce onto the Sea Horse and entered a fight!
 * The Sea Horse was actrobaticly dodging lazers from the soldier's guns and was able to eventually defeat the two!
 * Sea Horse: "That's what you two get for being f*****g dips***s?!"
 * The Sea Horse arrived with the other rebelers.
 * Rebeler 1: "Hey, loser, did you placed the guards in the train?"
 * Sea Horse: "It took me forever, but I did. And I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW?!"
 * Rebeler 2: "Then what's your name?"
 * Sea Horse: "Erroe Parblox! Arbasus, I told you a hundred times!"
 * Lizard: "(Comes up) Well your more of a Water-Equine to me, so I'm just gonna call ya that, Water Equine?!"
 * Rebeler 3: "Come on guys, let's get to the next point torwords the drill!"
 * The rebels ran off with the Lizard in tow!
 * Lizard: "Oh, Water Equine?.... Don't fuck up! Because if you do, your answering to me!"
 * Erroe: "Yeesh, drastic lack in faith in me much?"
 * Lizard: "Wiseass humor will not save you from the wrath of Barron! Now hurry up. We need to take down this drill."
 * Erroe: "Look, I've been thinking lately, and.... Why are we so determin to ruin Muko Mining Places?"
 * Barron: "Your seriously asking that?! Have you forgotten that Muko is planet blood?!"
 * Erroe: "Well, it's just that, I take a closer look, and, (Sees an eco friendly insigima on the prime generator from the drill), I, more or less question the very idea of attacking these things."
 * Barron: "(They arrive at a certain point) Let me ask you, Water-Equine! Do you even recall the dishastor involving the Teadr 1 Skytis bugs and Zanu, Uh, Zosu, Zoyu.... Uhhhh....."
 * Erroe: "Zyaūar Masters."
 * Barron: "Yeah, what you said! Remember the history between the two?! Both Ientasy, the planet's discover, and Master Threatwells, messed with Muko and caused the planet to go downhill until it stopped, bringing the planet back in harmony, but then Cornsby had to go and unban it?!"
 * Erroe: "Yeah, see, I have been doing some reshearch lately, and.... It's possable that Muko could've had nothing to do with the global warming mess. It could just be that we live in a naterolly intensely hot world that goes through an intense seasonal change of climate almost by-annually. The starting of Muko mining and it's end just seemed to coinsided with the event. Had those REALLY violent revolts not happen, the change could've ended and Muko could've been a well accepted commodity."
 * Barron: "Uggggh, you really are an idiot."
 * Erroe: "I'm just saying that MAYBE it's possable that Cornsby, (Quietly) Having my brother assassinated for an unclear reason aside, (Openly) Could have a point to us. I mean, ya think he wouldn't be so determined to go after Muko if it really was bad."
 * Barron: "Did it ever occur to you that maybe he's going after the stuff cause he's either deluded, corrupt, OR BOTH?!"
 * Erroe: "Erm, well, when you put it like that-"
 * Barron: "EXACTLY, MORON!! We're going to make these basturds pay for their transgressions against the evioment! Because we're Ientasy's Saviors?!"
 * Rebels: "SAVIORS GO!!"
 * Erroe: "And, how, exactly, are we gonna-"
 * Barron: "We're gonna blow this motha-f****r up."
 * Erroe: "WHAT?! I thought we were Ientasy's Saviors, NOT TERRORESTS!? Well, since this related to evioments, ECO-TERRORESTS?!"
 * Barron: "Well how else did you think we were gonna take this rig down, dips***?! Viva told ya what we were doing, right?!"
 * Erroe: "We told me we were taking down a rig and that's it! SHE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT TERRORISUM!!"
 * Barron: "..... AW, SON OF A BITCH, VIVA?!"
 * Rebeler 1: "To be fair, we are trying to basicly blow up a government-owned Muko Drill, so being called Terrorests is not exactly as ludicrous as we would like to believe."
 * Rebeler 2: "Well, now that I think about it, it explains why the news always bad mouths us."
 * Rebeler 3: "Well suddenly I don't feel comfertable doing this anymore."
 * Barron: "OH WAY TO DEMORALISE THE MEN BY THINKING TOO MUCH, WATER-EQUINE?! JUST FOR THAT, YOUR BOMB PLANTER BITCH?! AND GUESS WHO'S COMING WITH YOU TO MAKE SURE, IT'S DONE RIGHT SINCE THE OTHER MEN ARE QUESTIONING THEMSELVES?!"
 * Erroe: Oh, SUUUURE, put the rookie with little to no experience in charge of something because of an honest opinion. Like that'll be right as rai-
 * Barron: INTERRUPT ME AGAIN, WATER-EQUINE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
 * The Duo marched on down and walk across the rig.
 * Erroe: "Ya sure you wanna blow the place up? It looks like with a few years time, it'll destroy itself!"
 * Barron: "That's only because this is a reused old days Mug Rig Mining Facility Cornsby revived when Muko was un-banned. When we're done, his investment plans will fall short."
 * Eventually, Barron and Erroe reaced the central system of the rig.
 * Barron: "Allright, now, plant the bomb, and set it for 20 minutes, enough time for us to scram."
 * Erroe: "Okay, fine- (Gets a migrain!)"
 * Voice: "Hey, bro, maybe NOT plant the bomb on the Muko Drill? That's not a good idea."
 * Erroe: "AGGGGH, S..... S...... Sepher?! Is, that..... You?!"
 * Voice: "Well, I would say that.... Bye."
 * Erroe: "(Migrains stop) WAIT!........."
 * Barron: "OH DON'T TELL ME YOU JUST HAD A SEISURE JUST NOW, DIPS***!! THE SAVIORS NEED TO HAVE HEALTHY PEOPLE!! And that should just as much apply to carriors of a small bomb with nuclear exploudsives?!"
 * Erroe: "NUCLEAR?! THERE'S URANIAM IN THIS SHIT?!"
 * Barron: "Well, Raish said it would set an affirmitive exsample, and-"
 * Erroe: "OKAY, HOLD UP?! I respect the guy as a great war hero and one of the few native Ietras left, BUT THIS?! Cornsby goons or not, they're still people, and they could DIE!! Ya, Ya know what?! Screw this?! I refuse to plant something that could leave millions dead?!"
 * Barron: "Aw don't quit on me now, Water Equine!!"
 * A Giant Combat Robot appeared!
 * Barron: "DID YOU F*** UP?!"
 * Erroe: YOUR FAULT, YOU BROUGHT ME HERE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!
 * Female Voice: "Actselly, our security drones saw you two standing there with the device. Kindly surrender, and no one has to get hurt."
 * Barron: "...... DAMN IT, WATER-EQUINE?!"
 * Erroe: SHUT UP, YOU PUT ME IN CHARGE OF BOMBS, NOT SURVEILLANCE!!!
 * The Combat Robot tried to attack the two but they turned and ran away from the rig center!
 * Female Voice: "ALL SECURITY UNITS, MOBLEISE?! TERRORESTS ARMED WITH A NUCLEAR EXPLOUDISVE SIGHTED?!"
 * Erroe: "THIS IS NOT HOW THE IENTASY SAVIORS SHOULD BEHAIVE?! WE SHOULD'VE BEEN HEROES OUT TO INSPIRE PEOPLE TO FIGHT AGAINST CORNSBY, NOT BE ALL "OH LOOK AT ME, I'M A CRAZY TERROREST THAT WANTS TO KILL WHO KNOWS HOW MANY PEOPLE BECAUSE I THINK THAT MUKO'S BAD NEWS BECAUSE OF A POSSABLE CAUSE OF MISIDENTIFICATION?! I JUST LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE HURTING PEOPLE TO PUSH A STUPID IDEALOGIGY"?!"
 * Barron: "CAN YOU NOT MAKE YOURSELF AN EVEN BIGGER IDIOT THEN ALREADY?!"
 * Erroe: "OH IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THAT OUT OF CONTEXT?!"
 * Barron and Erroe regrouped with the other rebelers and ran from the bot, but at a certain point, arrived on a crossway, and get surrounded by soldiers!
 * Barron: "..... Wow, ain't that just like the Horboid leader of Ientasy's Saviors taking us to the wrong direction and getting us all captured!"
 * Erroe: "Wow! Back the bus up on me, why don't ya, D***-BAG?!?"
 * ???: "Well, well, well."
 * A Ryptock in a regel suit came up.
 * Ryptock: "What do we have here?"
 * A Spidklon bodyguard, A Skepticen regel commander and a female Slurhym assistent slithering not too far from him.
 * Spidklon: "Looks like a bunch of dirty Terrorests, sir."
 * Skep: "All ready for a due execution under your command, my leige."
 * The Female Slurhym: "Just say the word, then I'll shoot. (Brings out an intense gun)."
 * Barron: "Awww crap, she has a Garganula Business Ender gun?!"
 * Erroe: "You know what that thing is?!"
 * Barron: "My people rival the Garganulas in weaponry, I know my gun s***!!"
 * Ryptock: "Well if I'm not mistaken, I say we caught the Vrats that were eating and spoiling our cheese."
 * Erroe: "Presient Cornsby. And his butt-kissers, Scraarp, General Athoraton and Serpentus."
 * President Cornsby (Ryptock): "That's yours truely."
 * Serpentus (Slurhym): "Indeed. In the living flesh. Unfortunately, soon, the same will not be said about you fanactics. You just could've leave the cheese alone like the rats you are, cause now this time the cheese has a trap set to it."
 * Erroe: "Bet you never figure to see me again, Cornsby. After how you had either your bodyguard or your "assisent" bounty hunter kill off my brother!"
 * President Cornsby and the trio were confused by that....
 * President Cornsby: "I have not the slightist earthly idea what you are recaleting, boy."
 * General Athoraton (Skep): "Wait..... Aren't you Sepher's brother? He was one of my best soldiers!"
 * Erroe: "..... (Quietly) Roll with it, at least one of them reckindises you. (Openly) WELL I CAME TO AVENGE MY BROTHER'S DEATH BY THE HANDS OF YOU FOUR FOR..... Whatever it is he did to upset you bunch that would warrent such a thing. Like, okay, did he end up unvailing some secret goverment conspiracty, or, were those super-soldier exspeariments of RANGER being called into question by him and you wanted him to shut up, did he discover a Muko-Powered Astro Laser Project, he did he called you a bad name and you over-reacted?! ANYTHING?!"
 * General Athoraton: "..... Sepher's dead? Well no wonder he never came back from that old mission I sent him on! I thought he was just taking his sweet time!"
 * Erroe: "But.... But..... Raish said-"
 * President Cornsby: "I hate to break your hero worship of him, but Raish is a madman gone rogue that made an irrational concludsion about Muko and tricked easily malmitulateable simpletons like you into thinking that the infamous miscalulation that is the Muko Controversey was justifived, when really it was all just bad timing. Well I will soon prove indeffently that Threatwells and Founder President Ientasy were needlessly murdered by over-reaction and fear-mongering from those that would believe a crack-pot throey that Muko was Planet Ientasy's "Blood", and that the problems that occured was just a bad case of these planets problems with a by-annual Climate Change independent of whether or not we are minding for Muko! In fact, I had a machine that was fixing the problem until you "Saviors" trashed it. And you even accused it of being an illusion machine too. And now I hear that you were gonna blow up this drill with a nuclear device?"
 * Erroe: "BARRON'S IDEA, NOT MINE!!"
 * Barron: "Uh, I appresiate the attempt of asking me to sacrivice myself for your cause leader of the Saviors Erroe Parblox, but really, it would be more nobler of you to take all the credit for YOUR idea!"
 * Rebeler 1: "Wait, but didn't Raish gave you the idea Barron?"
 * Barron: "OH, NICE ONE, DUMBASS!!"
 * Erroe: Yeah, shows you for FRAMING SOMEONE, TERRORIST!!
 * Barron: DON'T YOU SASS ME, WATER-EQUINE!!!
 * President Cornsby: "I'm afraid to say that we heard quite enough. General?"
 * General Athoraton: "Yes, Herr President. TROOPS?! READY?! (The Soldiers and the Bots aimed their guns) AIM?! (The Focus right at the rebelers) FIRE?! (The Soldiers started to fire, but a sheild pop-up and protected the group, as it was seen that Erroe was screaming like a bitch!)"
 * ???: "YOU GUYS, HAD ONE, JOB?!"
 * A Leafy Sea Dragon Female with a narly looking tember flew up on a jetpack holding a sheild gun!
 * Barron: "HEY, VIVA?! Uhhhh..... We can explain-"
 * Viva: "SAVE IT WHEN WE'RE NOT GUN FODDER!! (She charged torwords the briaged and got loose from the jetback and qouddrople flipped onto it and started to smack down on soldiers)! WE HAVE TO GET BACK ON THE TRAIN?!"
 * Viva started to lead the retreating rebelers!
 * General Athoraton: "WHAT, WHA, GET THEM?!"
 * The Soldiers charged!
 * The Soldiers looked all over the entire rig.
 * It was seen that the Train, after the knocked-out guards, conducter and train stuff were left behind in the caboose, the train was escaping the rig.
 * Barron: "....... WELL THAT SUCKED?!"
 * Erroe: "Okay, Viva, be honest with me... WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!? YOU DIDN'T SAY YOU WANTED ME TO COMMIT ECHO TERRORISUM?!"
 * Viva: "I SAID I NEEDED A FAVOR FROM YOU?!"
 * Erroe: "THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS SPEFICIFY DETAILS?! NOW WE'RE WANTED?!"
 * Barron: "Kinda already are ever since we wrecked that fancy illusion machine. Oh now it's WAAAAAAAAAAAY worse."
 * Viva: "OKAY, EVERYONE, CALM THE F*** DOWN?!"
 * The Rebelers did that.
 * Viva: "(Sighs)..... Okay, let's go back to the bar, and plan for next time, okay? Let's agree that maybe Nuclear was TOO INTENSE?! How's about we make a bomb that only destroys the drill, while NOT risking a Nuclear Holocost! Okay?"
 * Barron: "Totally."
 * Erroe: "Errr, well, even without the nuclear engery, it's still eco-terrorisum, so-"
 * Barron: Don't over-exaggerate it, Water-Equine!
 * Erroe: IT'S NOT OVER-EXAGGERATION, IT'S TECHNICAL TRUTH!!!
 * Barron: Now then, we need to discuss our next plan of action once we get ready to close up. So if there's anyone who persists in staying afterwards, ESPECIALLY those drunk off their asses from beer, the trick is to calmly, and collectively, ask them to-
 * Barron: GET THE F*** OUT, IT'S CLOSING TIME, DOUCHE-NOZZLES!!!
 * ???: What's a douche nozzle?
 * Erroe: AWWW, NICE JOB, BARRON, NOW YOU MADE A FUTURE CANDIDATE FOR SOAP POISONING!
 * Rebeler #1: I'm pretty sure soap isn't poisonous.
 * Erroe: Point being, it'll be your fault if she curses in front of peers! Let ME handle this... (Clears throat)... GET THE FLAP OUTTA THIS FLAPPING BAR, YOU MOTHER FLAPPERS, BEFORE I SHOVE YOUR GRAPES SO FAR UP YOUR POOPER, YOU'LL PEE-PEE IN IT AND THROW IT UP OUTF YOUR MOUTH WITH A BAD TASTE! (Everyone ran away cowardly)
 * Viva: Yikes, Erroe!
 * Erroe: Hey, I was child-friendly that time! NOW, IF THERE'S NO MORE SPIT, WE CAN GET OUTTA THIS NIGHTMARE, AND GET IN THIS BAR!
 * Viva: (They went in) Well, that was QUITE a spaz, Erroe!
 * Erroe: SPAZ?!? HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER YOU JUST TRICKED ME INTO TERRORISM?!? NOW, EVERYONE'S GONNA BE HIGH IN MY ASS BECAUSE THEY THINK I'M A CRIMINAL!!
 * Viva: Uh, how is destroying a drill that sucks the life from the planet terrorism?
 * Erroe: First off, that stuff about Muko being the planet's lifeforce, is still being called into question, secondly... EVERY, SINGLE, PART, OF, IT, WAS TERRORISM!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK TERRORISM IS?!? HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD OF THE PHENDS?!?
 * Viva: Erroe, bud... Would I EVER risk your life by bringing you into-
 * Erroe: The question doesn't matter, yes, you definitely would! Why the f*** do you think we broke up?
 * Viva: OH, DON'T START THAT AGAIN!
 * Barron: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, LET'S NOT PULL S*** AGAIN!
 * Viva: Again? What did he do first?
 * Barron: Tell you later. Right now, I'm pooped! Later, children here will laugh in hilarity when I TELL 'EM ABOUT THE WATER-EQUINE, WHO F****D UP!
 * Erroe: HEY, MAYBE I WOULDN'T HAVE IF YOU DIDN'T YELL IN MY FACE LIKE A BRAIN-DEAD PRONKES!!!
 * Viva: Erroe, stop, you're scaring the customers!
 * Erroe: Oh, yes, because our biggest concern is your business!
 * Viva: Erroe, I don't know what got you so hopped up, but you better apologize to him right now!
 * Erroe: F*** THAT! THEY WERE INTOLERABLE AND PLACED BLAME ON ME EVERY CHANCE THEY GOT-
 * Viva: Did you f*** up?
 * Erroe:... What even IS f*****g up, really-
 * Viva: OHH, YOU F****D UP!
 * Erroe: WHOA, TIME THE F*** OUT, WEEDS!!!
 * Viva: NO! NO TIME OUTS! AND I TOLD YOU, NEVER, TO CALL ME WEEDS! NOW YOU GO DOWN THERE AND APOLOGIZE TO THEM WHILE I CLOSE THIS PLACE UP!
 * Erroe: Ohhh, sure, as if scaring off the customers wasn't enough, now you're scared people will steal the 50 cents in your tip ja-
 * Viva: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 * Erroe: AAHHHH!! (His ears bled) MY F*****G EARHOLES!!! Okay, Okay, I'm going to apologize, sheesh!
 * Viva: Thank you, Erroe!
 * Erroe: F*** you! (He ran off)
 * Barron: So, yeah, everything was going well, until Erroe f****d up by leading us into a surveyed area!
 * Erroe: Oh, sure, as if you screaming your ass off didn't help. Anyway, Viva the Weed told me to say sorry, not that you deserve it, but JUST because I wanna be modest!
 * Barron: Apology not accepted after that first comment! You apologize the right way!
 * Erroe: Hey, that's the only apology I'm offering. Take it or leave it!
 * Barron: Alright, fine! Anyway, ya' missed the news! They drew a poor picture of you. We STILL had a blast, and we were JOYED we did our duty, even if wasn't exactly, completed, in no thanks to you!
 * Erroe: Terrorism, is a duty?... Why is Viva friends with you again?
 * Barron: Because!
 * Erroe: Because what?
 * Barron: Because!
 * Erroe: Sorry, 'Because' alone doesn't count! I want a REAL answ-
 * ???: DADDY!!!
 * Barron: LELE!!! (A young monitor lizard went to hug Barron) My dear adopted daughter since there aren't that many Xaros in this part of the system dispite being in the same universe as Xaroootey.
 * Erroe:... Why'd you say that? I already know about your race! What, is this some kinda story line? Ugh, why am I talking to a lunatic with a cyber-arm thanks to a destroyed natural healing factor? I guess it messed up his head.
 * Barron: Hmmph! Judgemental!
 * Erroe: Anyway, hey, Lele-
 * Barron: YOU DON'T GET TO SPEAK TO HER IF YOU CAN'T SPEAK TO HER FATHER KINDLY!
 * Erroe: OH, WHY SHOULD I AFTER THE WAY YOU TREATED ME BACK THERE?!?
 * Lele: Daddy, whose the mean stupid-looking Horboid?
 * Erroe:... And you don't want me to speak to her why considering she's likely had an impression from you?
 * Barron: BECAUSE SHE'S TOUGH! SHE KILLED ONE OF THE RAPISTS WHO NECROPHILIZED HER MOTHER! SHE'S A TOUGH GIRL, AND YOU WILL SHOW HER, AND HER FATHER, RESPECT!
 * Erroe: Hey, you're not being nice right now. In fact, if you're just gonna do nothing but scream as if it's the normal way you talk, then I'm going home!
 * Barron: You ain't going nowhere, boy!
 * Erroe: Oh, I think I am!
 * Barron: If you walk out there, your ass is gonna be picked up by Cornsby's police.
 * Erroe: Oh, come on, as if they'd recognize me in THAT picture.
 * Barron: No, but it's damn easy to compare. Plus, I would imagine that the likely camera footage in that NOT destroyed Muko Drill would give a MORE accreate discription, what with it NOT being blown to kingdom come!?
 * Erroe:... Damn you, logic!... BUT STILL, WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?!?
 * Barron: Be that as it may, you're still stuck with us.
 * Erroe:... Alright, Viva... I'm gonna have a talk with you once I see you!
 * Barron: Treat the lady nicely!
 * Erroe: I WILL TREAT HER HOWEVER I WANT, GO F*** YOURSELF! (He left)
 * Viva: So... How'd it go?
 * Erroe: I apologized, but as usual, Barron was being a jackass! Now, because of you... I cannot show myself in public without being arrested!
 * Viva: You're telling me. (She got a wanted poster) I mean, look at this crude drawing of you! You are SO easy to compare. Not helping that there's likely PLEANTY of video evidence thanks to the not at all destroyed Muko Rig! In fact, I bet, with that fin mohawk of yours, I'm sure you'd be such a hit to prison homos!
 * Erroe: Viva, don't you dare!
 * Viva: I mean, look at it! It's so wavy, and long... They'd do all KINDS of stuff with it!
 * Erroe: DON'T YOU F*****G DARE-
 * Viva: Four dudes... At a minimum... IN EVERY DIRECTION!
 * Erroe: THAT'S IT! (The two wrestled, albeit poorly and very immaturely with grapples, tickles, and so on)
 * Barron: If you two are finished 'feloot-fighting' as you call it, did you convince Erroe to stay?
 * Viva: Four dudes!
 * Barron: Ohhhh, BURN! That hair is so long, it's hard to notice!
 * Erroe: I can see why you can't have any REAL friends, or an ACTUAL boyfriend! 5 seconds after you meet somebody, you hurt their feelings and/or ruin them.
 * Viva: Will you stop whining like a little bitch, and just agree that it's best that you stay with us? You don't HAVE to join us... But you may need to if you're gonna survive out here.
 * Erroe: "(Groans) I'm already considered to be assusiated with you people, so, it's not like I have a real choice in the matter!"
 * Viva: Now that we got that out of the way, tell me.... Where, exactly, did you came to believe that what we're doing is actselly questionable?
 * Erroe: Oh, I ran into this nice but VERY confused Ietra girl that said her grandfather knows Elder Ful L. O'Flies and said he was a total f*****g liar and that we're idiots for listening to him."
 * Viva: "YOU SAW ANOTHER WOMAN?!"
 * Barron: "OH-HO-HO, I SMELL A LOVE TRIANGLE AND S***!!"
 * Erroe: "Oh will you relax, she was mostly just a friend anyway, her over-protective cousin threaten to kick my ass if I even DARE look at her with dirty thoughts! Also, she's barely even 16, I'm at least 17!"
 * Viva: "..... You do realise that this Ietra has actually seen you, right? Cornsby's enforcers will think to ask questions if they are curious about you questioning things and use that against us! We need to get to wherever you found this c**t and take her with us so she can't be used against us!"
 * Erroe: "Uggggh, okay, fine! BUT NO KILLING OR TORTURE!!"
 * Barron: "WHAT DO YOU TAKE US FOR, MONSTERS?!"
 * Viva: ".... You guys recently tried to implant a nuclear fueled bomb onto a rig."
 * Barron: "..... Fair point, BUT STILL! Besides, only Raish or Ful can say we can kill anyone?! The least we can do, is just take her, strap her down, and maybe do a ransom tape if we're feeling d***ish!"
 * Erroe: "A RANSOM TAPE?!"
 * Barron: "OKAY, OKAY, FINE, NO RANSOM TAPE...... Not yet anyway."
 * Erroe: "(Sighs), What the hell did I just agreed too?"
 * ???: (Menacing monotone voice) Erroe, is correct, everyone! (A menacing silhouette with a large sword approached as everyone trembled as an Ietra similar to Sephiroth came in)
 * Erroe: R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-R-
 * Viva: (She slaps him)
 * Erroe: D'AH! RAISH!
 * Raish: Erroe!... I have come for a report in the progress of our missions... But given your drama show, I can clearly see it went as well as giving a feloot a bath!
 * Barron: Mister Raish, we're a bunch of misfit morons, of COURSE it's how we handle it. Not helping ERROE here f****d up- (Raish grabbed him by the neck) YAAHKK!!
 * Raish: (Suddenly donned menacing tone) HE DID NOT SCREW THIS UP! YOU KNEW HE WAS THE LEAST EXPERIENCED, AND YOU DECIDE TO PLACE HIM IN BOMB DUTY BECAUSE OF A LAME EXCUSE OF DISCOURAGEMENT! THAT IS A SIGN OF WEAKNESS! I know I don't have to remind you of the last person who disappointed me!
 * Viva:... (Sighs) Yeah, Barron! My brother was not very supportive.
 * Erroe: And it explains more than the death of your mother.
 * Viva: Erroe, shut up!
 * Raish: WHAT DID I SAY?!? YOU WILL SPEAK PROFESSIONALLY AND DUTIFULLY IN MY PRESENCE! Fighting is NOT some drama show, OR cartoon musical! Suck it up, and respect my presence!
 * Erroe: Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YES, SIR!
 * Raish: (Goes back to monotone) Now then! This mission may've failed... But nobody got hurt... Well, nobody important. But I must demote Barron here as a leader and guide for his carelessness.
 * Barron: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Raish: Yes! Your carelessness caused Erroe to give away our location and made our next mission difficult. They'll be expecting us. You will be demoted away from leading and important raid missions and only be sent to the sidelines. Given that minigun arm of yours, it shouldn't be difficult. Am I clear?
 * Barron:... (Sighs) Clear as glass, sir!
 * Raish: Good! Now, Erroe? You and Viva will be in charge of retrieving that Ietra with sensitive information while Barron does his demoted business. Do not disappoint me next time. That goes for you, Barron! Otherwise, you will lose more than your arm. (He left)
 * Barron:... That guy gives me the creeps!
 * Erroe: He stood up for me!... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
 * Viva: Why do you keep doing that every time he comes?
 * Erroe: BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME, AND HE'S MY HERO!
 * Viva: Why don't you steal his sword and use is as a d***o while you're at it?
 * Erroe: Ha-ha-ha!
 * Raish was seen walking down, as a robed figuer showed up.
 * Figure: "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO NOT USE NUCLEAR IN THE BOMB?! I ONLY WANTED THE RIGS DESTROYED, NOT ALL OF SOCITY?!"
 * Raish: "Ugggggh. Well pardon me if I felt Nuclear would send a stronger message then just blowing up something Cornsby's money can replace like as if nothing ever happened."
 * Figure: "BUT THAT DIDN'T MEAN I WANT MY CLAN BE RESPONDSABLE FOR A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST?!"
 * Raish: "(Sigh)..... Okay, fair point. But remember that I am in it for revenge, not just so your clan can continue to harvest fozzel fuels with a long defunct company."
 * Figure: "This is MORE then reviving Oilphiles Incorperated-"
 * Raish: "STILL A STUPID NAME!"
 * Figure: "HUSH?! This is more then just that! This is about making sure that people will never touch Muko ever again! And if they ever come to believe that Harvesting Muko isn't respondsable for climate change, Duh, which trust me, it is, (Nerviously laughs), AHEM! That means that Ientasy's Saviors have failed their mission, and Cornsby will enjoy a short-lived victory before he ineditably dooms himself!"
 * Raish: "Ya know, I always kinda wondered, I mean, I'm litterally a guy, who is able to fly with one giant angel wing dispite the laws of physicals saying that's impossable, and a giant ass traditional Zyauar blade. Why can't I just assassinate Cornsby and be done with this quicker?"
 * Figure: "It's a thing called SUBTILTY?! Besides, thanks to Cornsby, too many polotisions came to agree with him and will just continue what he left off! To really defeat him, we need to destroy the rigs to the point that his vast money is wasted trying to repair them, and he'll be forced to resign in defeat when he ends up causing an economic break down, then I will take over and ban Muko Mining forever! The Fozzel Fuel Industry will rule forever?! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
 * Raish: "Okay, seriously, why do you keep laughing after a speech? Did a really funny joke keeps popping up in your head when you finish an overly dramatic speech?"
 * Figure: "Don't ask too much questions. Now, what about Sepher's idiotic brother? Did you place him in a way he can be controled?"
 * Raish: "I replaced Barron wit him."
 * Figure: "Exsellent. That should make him at least, well, slowdown about questioning what I told him and the other idiots in no thanks to the female Ietra bitch-"
 * Raish: "I WILL NOT TOLERATE INSULTS ABOUT MY PEOPLE?!"
 * Figure: "DAAAH, ARBERIOUS KRAAN?! Okay, okay, sorry! But still, you still have to agree with me that the Ietra child IS an inconvinence!"
 * Raish: ".... That being said..... Don't worry, I sent the saviors to get her out of the picture, non-fatally."
 * Figure: "Good. At least there's SOME good news for once! Though I'm worried that the latest debacle my set the more fair-weathered people away from us! Cornsby's media will make sure of it!"
 * Raish: "Let Cornsby's little news rats say whatever they want. And let the people say what they want about us. I will see the fall of Cornsby Muko Empire, one way or the other, even if history doesn't remember me kindly. Nothing will stop my revenge for mother."
 * Figure: "Uh, yeah, good for you. I'm gonna get back to the Prime Savior HQ in the first founding Oilphile Incorperated building- (Stops Raish from calling out the name again) UP UP UP! I'm going to the founding building in that crime infested city Faku City. Keep me posted on any new reports..... And for Kraan's sake, make sure we meet up in someplace more decent next time!"
 * Raish: "Oh just be glad it's not the sewers again, old man....."
 * Figure: "..... You win this round, sassy boy. (The Figure leaves)...."
 * Raish: "..... (Quietly) I am SOOOO looking forword to betraying his stupid ass when it is convinent."
 * Figure's voice: "What was that?"
 * Raish: "Duuuuh, I mean, brooding, brooding, mother, revenge!"
 * Figure's voice: "...... Whatever."

(Later...)
 * President Cornsby was seen returning to his office with Serpentus, Scraarp, and Athoraton.
 * Serpentus: "Sir, we can't afford to handle this problem on our own anymore. The future of Ientasy's true desteny with Muko is at stake thanks to those mockery of "Saviors"!"
 * Scraarp: "Indeed. The power of what Muko promises for a cleaner world and for the further extinctioning of fozzel fuels and the oil industry cannot be forsaken once again."
 * General Athoraton: "Herr President, what are your orders?"
 * President Cornsby: "...... I once heard from an old colledge friend in Mieber that he had his bad rebel problem resolved quite quickly with a famous group of heroes known as the Shell Louge Squad and the HA. They will clean up our little Vrat problem effectently enough."
 * General Athoraton: "All due respect my leidge, but are you those heroes won't fall for the assumtion as well, let alone become an instent interest by those fanactics?"
 * President Cornsby: "Then make sure they come to us first. Besides, the "Saviors" are very likely to lick their self-inflicted wounds after the embarrising failed attempt to basicly risk a doomsday on this planet. And trust me, the fact they tried that at all, speaks volumes that the heroes will feel no sympathy for them what so ever."
 * Serpentus: "But it's been said that they tend to sympathise with tragity bound individuals. And that is what Raish is. He lost his mother to climate change and blamed it on Muko, even when evidence has considered otherwise. Are you sure they can be trusted to stay on corse to defeat the false saviors?"
 * President Cornsby: "Well, it's a might better then just waiting for them to try and blow up another Muko Mining Facility in my opinion. But if your worried about them going against us, then feel free to work with the misfits and keep them on track."
 * Serpentus: "..... I also heard that they tend to be..... Weird. I'm not sure if I can stomich their stupidity and randomness."
 * President Cornsby: "Well I recimend you start getting use to it, if you want to make sure they are kept from having their heartstrings tugged."
 * Serpentus: "..... As you wish, Mr. President."

President Cornsby Gets REAL Heroes Involved
Cornsby's Office. (Later) The Presidental Building. Cornsby's Office. Flashback. Flashback ends with a nuclear exploudsion.
 * A well dressed person before Cornsby: "Okay sir, but once again, these misfits have a bad tendingincy to be inadvertingly reckless and bring intense property damage wherever they go! I must implore you, to leave the "Saviors" our problem! Sending heroes to go after like, a handful of deluded extremeists is not only fiancially irrespondsable, but our PR will take a NOTICEABLE hit!"
 * President Cornsby: "Well you see, Ree, those Saviors will only get more and more dangerious and/or stupider with each passing moment and only serve to further, trouble us. Any damage the heroes will do, we'll have to cope with."
 * Ree: "Well, okay, fine, but I still say that getting them involved is an ABSOLUTELY terrorable plan?! Okay, how about a metathor? It's like trying to make an oblelet........ WITH A THUNDER EGG?! It's just gonna end up breaking the pan?! I gotta be honest! This is gonna get me yelled at on a meeting, with no one challnaging that guy on it!"
 * A Large Bulky Sciencetist showed up.
 * Sciencetist: "Oh, why question such a practical plan, Ree?"
 * Ree: "BECAUSE IT'S PRACTICALLY, INSANE?! President Cornsby, not only are we gonna risk needless damage just to go after like, not even very compident Terrorests, but that's gonna end poorly for our PR?! This will also risk some of our more, profitable areas! The Distellery District? The Water Park? THAT FOLOFEL STAND WE ALL REALLY LOVED?! AS THE HEAD OF URBAN DEFELUPTMENTS, GETTING KNOWN RECKLESS OUTSIDERS TO HELP US IS THE MOST COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE RESOLUTION IMAGINABLE?!"
 * The Sciencetist: "Ohhhh, I'm sorry, Ree! We are only being men of action, while..... You were making that Zonbei Tree in your office your wife!"
 * Ree: "I'LL MAKE YOU MY WIFE, YOU SON OF A-"
 * Cornsby: "Dr. Genjigger? (The Bulky Sciencetist stopped)..... Ree DOES have a point."
 * Ree: "WHEW! Thank you sir!"
 * The Van and the HA Ship arrived near the building.
 * The heroes came out of it and were greeted by President Cornsby and his trio.
 * President Cornsby: "My good misfits, it is a pleasure to finally meeting you in person after hearing so much from my old colleige, Hackagon of Mieber. Please come this way. There is much to discuss."
 * Icky: "Okay, but we're onto you about the chance of you turning out to be a villain! Because this place is REALLY akin to a famous Final Fantasy Game!"
 * President Cornsby: "You mean "Last Imagination"?"
 * Icky: ".... Okay, the AUU Final Fantasy equilent. Nothing personal, but, while we do NOT agree of what these moronic excuses for Saviors are doing, it's not to say they're doing this for lols!"
 * Shifu: "Espeically when history was concerned! And people were very convinced that mining "Muko" was considered a bad thing."
 * Scraarp: "(Growls), Sir, they have not even been here for more then 5 seconds and they turn against you!?"
 * President Cornsby: "Not nessersarly, they're just making me aware that they're on the fence over who's side they're on. I do admit that there is indeed a very great moral grey area between both sides of the conflict unfortunately made that way by misconceptions. Well that's why it's impourent to follow me on this."
 * Lord Shen: "Well if you perhaps explain why your risking a repeat of history, then please, enlighten us."
 * President Cornsby: "Eager to learn, I see. Okay, follow me."
 * The Group headed on into the building.
 * Cornsby shows the heroes his office.
 * Hudson: "Ohhh, snazzy place you got here."
 * Cornsby: "Thank you. I'm always one about sytile and flare. Now, let's get down to business. (A servent drone arrived with a book). Let me explain the unfortunate now controversal discovery of Muko, in no thanks to, inconvinent timing."
 * (Cornsby): "A long time ago, around the mid-era of the USRA, the Skytis race discovered a planet with a unitge reshorce that would become Ientasy, named after the Skytis leader, President Ientasy. The Skytis race discovered Muko, a beautiful green subtence that can have many uses, it's most popular being that it can effectively replace traditional fuels as the pefect shorce or moter veichles, it's easy to replicate and make copies just as authentic as the original, and it's renewable and eviomentaly friendly. The greatest part is that it doesn't have negitive effects on people and animals, in fact, when touch, it enhances them, so, I would imagine that they would be a faverite for super soldier projects as well. President Ientasy saw a great potaintional to be the greatest investment, not just economicly, but morally, for the Universeal Community at large to have in thanks to it's greatness. Muko could've been a beloved fuel shorce. Unfortunately, the Skytis entered abit of a friendly compition with Zyaūar Masters, under the leadership of Master Threatwells, who mainly want Muko to be a unitge commodity to the Zyauar Masters. Thus, Muko ended up being competed with. Unfortunately, the Muko mining ended up starting when the planet's by-annual climate change made from the planet, just being natorally hot, made worse by the fact that Ietras were big fozzel fuel users, so, Muko could've been something that saved these people, but unfortunately, colonests of non-Skytis and Zyauar origin ended up finding the deceitful O'Flie clan, a prodoment pro-oil clan for a now defunct Oil Company, Oilphiles Inc, (Some of the Lougers laughed).... I know, I know, it sounds funny, but try to take this seriously. Anyway, the O'Flie clan began tricking people into believing the actselly relitively debunked myth, done so by the Ietras of wiser clans, that Muko was "Ientasy's blood", it's "Lifeforce" if you well, never mind the long proven sciencetific facts that the Climate Byannual Changes have been a thing now since time began, being a naterally hotter planet, and that it's more intense state was because of oil and fozzel fuels less enlighten Ietra clans were using, and thus say that the climate change was because of Muko being harvested. Now, usually such obvious lies would not be creditable, but sadly, the people reacting poorly to the byannual change effected their sense of judgement and found the obvious liers to be believeable. It helped little that both the Skytis President and Master Threatwells have otherwise wisely refused to bow to such demands to stop Muko mining for it's far greater benifital impourence, unfortunately, they were also too quick to delcare the concerned populace to be "Deludtional Regressive Hippies", even reguardles of it being, tecnecally true, and banned the aims to declare Muko "Planet Blood"."
 * (Squidward): "Let me guess..... The people didn't took kindly to that."
 * (Cornsby): "(Sighs sadly). Sadly, you are correct. The coloniests rebeled against the Skytis and the Zyauar Masters, killing the president and Threatwells. Thus, the irrational colonists came to take control of Ientasy, and banned Muko mining, leaving the beautiful Muko Drills, to be relics of a time rejected unfairly. But fortunately, hope was not yet gone.... The Sons of President Ientasy and Threatwells rose into power of their respective groups and deside to put aside their groups conflicting beliefs, to join togather and get Muko Mining back into business in Ientasy. But, they desided to be clever about it since just going back themselves while people are still so sour would risk, history being in loop. So, they got in contact with families of certain rational colonists that sympathese with them, which included me, Serpentus, General Athoraton, and Scraarp, and helped us legally removed the O'Flie clan controled polotisions from their unfit positions in power and replace them with Pro-Muko mining polotisions, and got me elected president and cured the populace of being blinded by the old myth. Along with getting Muko Mining back, I had the O'File clan arrested and jailed for life for causing a rebelion that murdered leaders and caused mass-hysteria. I made sure logical reasoning preveiled, and created a machine that combated the climate change and helped make our planet better..... Unfortunately, I suspect that their may be an O'File left to once again create a terrorable riff in our hopes to make Muko a beloved commodity. And he did. He tricked one of the endling Ietras, a once proud soldier and war hero from an unrelated conflict in a civil war, into believing that muko mining caused another climate issue that killed his mother from heat-stroke. The poor deluded fool came to found the terrorest group, ironicly named, Ientasty's Saviors, and think that by blowing up goverment owned Drills, they are saving the world, but really, they are pawns of the remaining O'file clan member to get oil and fozzel fuels back into Ientasy and make the climate change worse, risking the people to go the way of the Carbinoids. Fortunately, I made sure the rational people are kept from being easily tricked by the promising unfortunate name, and have them labeled as the terrorests they are, but there was little I can do to keep irrational people, deluded believers of the myth, anarchists, or just because they're looking for sick thrills, from joining them. Thankfully, we mostly kept the drills save, baring unavoidable damages, but they get more and more dangerious each time. And recently, they were gonna used a nuclear-powered time bomb to destroy the drill!"
 * President Cornsby: "But good news, not only did they failed, why they didn't even get to plant it, but it was becoming appearent that their morale is starting to drop, all thanks to a young Horbiod boy who was brave enough, and/or because he was an awkword idiot who asks too many questions, to ask: What if we're wrong? It was an obvious sign that for a mysterious reason, the boy may've encountered someone that shed the truth on him. I want you to find this someone, keep her save, and capture the slowly defecting Horboid and get him to help you misfits to disban the mis-named terror group to disban peacefully, and expose the O'Flies clan member for the dirty Vrat that he is."
 * Icky: "..... So, basicly, a reverse Final Fantasy story then where the pro-goverment corperation is actselly the good guy and the eco-fighters are just reckless idiots? With elements of Final Fantasy Abridged no less, from the sound of it?"