Captain Farseam

Captain Allick J. Farseam is an Alternate UUniversal Zibetoy from Planet Luiter. He is a very tempered, insane, and utterly greedy and sadistic space pirate and the brother of Baron Farseam who raids all the planets in the Beofynzeny System for technology not only to sell, but also to improve his career, and his ship, the Fires of Nodmir, which has deadly fire capabilities. He steals and trades technology from even Armatage and Huncus right under the nose of Awesome Jaxtom, and he is a masterful arsonist who likes to burn his victims with a flame cannon and other incendiary weapons, and is a massive alcoholic, drinking fire wine which is extremely flammable and many times almost killed him considering he becomes volatile when using his fire-based arsenal, regardless of a flame shield. He still fights well with his wormy Brittoid first and second mates Boom and Blast as the two have no legs and they are instead replaced with jets and they are powerful demolitionists. He is the AUU version of Borderlands Captain Flynt.

History
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Abilities
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Quotes

 * "THE LITTLE SLAGLICK!!"
 * "DAMMIT ALL TO HELL'S BOUNDLESS LEVELS IN THE RANCID CLUSTER!!! *Brief heavy breathing* This ain't over, grinder!"
 * "I'ma gonna kill ya, and I'ma gonna play hopscotch in your chest-cavity."
 * "A couple of you have asked me why I keep playing these pre-recorded messages on a loop. Well, I've got a great answer for you: a red hot poker to the eye! Isn't that right, Bilge?"
 * "That's CAPTAIN Flynt to you!"
 * "It's our new torture dolls, boys, let's turn up the heat!"