Nerdball

Nerdball is the 10th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodgers hang out with Bill's gecko nerd friend, Wain the Gecko. But they soon discover that Team Nefarious had been injecting the gecko with a drug that makes his intellect spike, but the drug also has a fatal side effect. Will the Shell Lodge save him before it's too late?

Chapter 1- Invitation to Chicago
the temple. Chicago
 * Bill's scream was heard from the hallways.
 * Lord Shen: "The blimy was that?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh no! don't tell me Anima's back! or worse, another evil super shadow demon of Dr. Facilier!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Don't worry, it's just Bill. he propbuly saw another rat."
 * Icky: "Propbuly another rat from that basement of powerful artifacts again. Ok, we better get the broom."
 * Spyro- Icky, only Dragon Guardians are allowed in that basement, remember?
 * Icky- You think the rats know that? no, cause they're vermin
 * Spyro- I was talking about Bill.
 * Icky- You misunderstood me, i meant, the rats that are in the basement sometimes like to venture out, and they pick on Bill for some reason.
 * Spyro: "Is that what you meant? I apologies, you tend not to be very clear sometimes."
 * Bill- (Bursts into room) GUYS! GUESS WHAT?
 * Po- You found another rat?
 * Bill- No! WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO CHICAGO!
 * Shifu- What? Who's inviting us?
 * Bill- My old high school friend, Wain! He's the greatest gecko I've ever known! He was a good friend! We did many science experiments together. Of course, I still wanted to be a chimney sweeper.
 * Skipper- Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, hold on! 'Science experiments'? He's a genius?
 * Bill- Well, yeah! He's very smart, yet he's pretty dumb!
 * Kowalski- So you're saying that he's a...nerd?
 * Bill- Sort of.
 * Kowalski- Well, that's pretty interesting.
 * Bill- Yeah. He's pretty nerdy, alright. I remember the time he told me how Superman's powers work. He said that his ability to fly was an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings powered by exposure to Earth's Sun. But when I ask him how he flies at night, he tells me that he does that with the combination of the Moon's solar reflexion, and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. He even says that his heat vision is powered by his photoreceptors being amplified to emit light through the pupils at a frequency so high, it fries it's target instantly. Crazy, isn't it?
 * Kowalski- (Scoffs and laughs) That's a good theory about Superman!
 * Lord Shen: "Really? Well, i always thought Superman was just a mutant alien with freak powers."
 * Icky: "But it won't explain why the other kryptonians are pretty normal on krypton, and yet Superman got powers when he's not on Krypton."
 * Lord Shen: 'Well it does not justify a few things like, if our sun can grant HIM powers, why is everyone on earth pretty normal and average? if the sun has the ability to turn you into a mutant with freak powers, then why are some of us still normal and average by normal animal/human standerds? let's see if this "Genius Gecko" can explain that."
 * Bill- Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
 * Skipper- I sure hope this Wain guy is not as nerdy as Kowalski.
 * Skipper- Ahh, Chicago, Illinois! The Chi-town, the Windy City, the City of Big Shoulders!
 * Kowalski- It's also a known fact that Chicago has other nicknames like 'The Second City', and 'Hog Butcher for the World'! (Skipper grins at him) What? It's true!
 * Mr. Dodo- Bill, are you sure you know where you're going?
 * Bill- (Driving) Of course I do!
 * Icky: "Couldn't tell that you ran over 10 dogs, three old ladies, an entire girl scout group, a guy in a Mickey mouse costume, and one of our camera guys."
 * Bill: "I did? Crap! Look, when we get to Wain's house, i'll pay for their hospital bills!
 * Squidward- Well, are we close by any chance?
 * Bill- We're about 27 miles away.
 * Squidward- Crud!
 * Patrick- Can't we just use hyperspeed to get us there?
 * Kowalski- (Slaps Patrick) Nieved nonsense, Patrick! Using hyperspeed inside a planetary atmosphere could cause a time dilation.
 * Patrick-...All I heard was "Blah blah blah Dilation!
 * Kowalski- (Sighs) If we do it, we'll be thrown across time!
 * Patrick- Ohhhhh!...So we'll be turned into a clock?
 * Icky: "No Patrick, we'll go backwords in time and end up in pre-history instead of a nerd's house."
 * Patrick: "That makes sense."
 * Iago: "Let's just home none of our enemies are up to anything while we're out."
 * Lord Shen: "Trust me, the leage is inactive, the Dark Dragon scourge is dormant, and we haven't heard anything from that macanical dork, Nefarious. so, i assume we are gonna have a normal day for once."

Chapter 2- Wain the Nerdy Gecko
Outside an Apartment. Hall Flashback Present
 * Missing Link- Your friend lives in an apartment?
 * Bill- Yeah, he's not really a good guy when it comes to nerdiness.
 * Skipper- (Spits coffee out while laughing) 'Nerdiness'! That sounds FUNNY! (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob- Look, let's just get to his apartment!
 * Lord Shen- Yes, and if this guy really is nerdy, then this will be as funny as hell!
 * Bill- 302, 303, 304, and 305! Here we are, folks! Wain's apartment.
 * Lord Shen- (Scoffs trying to hold in laughter)
 * Bill- (Lodgers come in) Hello? Wain? Are you here?...I know you're trying to pull another silly prank on me...Hmm, it seems pretty quiet--
 * Wain- (Scares him with annoying Tokay Gecko call)
 * Bill- AAARRRRGGGGH! (Runs around the apartment while Dodo and the White Rabbit hold onto his tail)
 * Wain- (Laughing) (Dubbed as Ronno) It looks like I scared the shadow right out of you! (Laughs) And it was very convenient, too! According to the Internet, Tokay Gecko Mating Calls are annoying to even the closest of lizard species! HAH!
 * Lord Shen- (He and Skipper laugh)
 * Skipper- He's such a nerd! If Kowalski was brains, he'd be a genius!
 * Kowalski- Skipper, that doesn't even make any sense.
 * Skipper- It doesn't have to, he's a nerd! (Laughs)
 * Wain: "I am not a full blown nerd, with the geekyness, the pimple face, the stupid shorts, the broken glasses, the lonely dispear, the fanfiction writing of great Marvel and DC heroes, bad memories of mean spirited jocks, and all time champian of Dunguins and Dragons, Glahin, Glahin. No sir, none of that."
 * Gilda stared unimpressed.'
 * Gilda: "Yeah, your a nerd for over explaining that."
 * Wain drops down crying!
 * Wain: "Your right! i am! but unlike the stereiotype that nerds end up famous, i didn't get anywhere near that! or at least, i blew up my oppitunity."
 * Lord Shen: "You "blew" your chance? Care to explain why?"
 * Wain: "I lost to that game show "Answer Very Difficult Questions Only Brainiacs Know". It was awful!"
 * Private- (Scoffs and laughs) That's a funny name for a game show.
 * Skipper- (Slaps Private) Yes, Private, it's funny, but DON'T PUSH WAIN ABOUT IT!
 * Icky: "Well what question did ya blew?"
 * Wain: "(Snorts), well...."
 * (Wain)- It was the most difficult question in the history of the UUniverses! Only real scientists could answer it!
 * Host- Here's the last question! If you answer it correctly, you win!
 * Wain- Alright, what's the question?
 * Host- What is the super altra-mega sure fire kamaykamayaha number one metathoitcal key to the Generater of the Bounderies, so super great, that the high council made sure not even Albert Enstaint knows what it is?
 * Wain- (Surprised)
 * Lord Shen: "That's it? (Laughs), why, everyone knows it's-"
 * Skipper- (Holds Lord Shen's beak) CLASSIFIED!
 * Wain- Aw, C'mon!
 * Skipper- Wain, my friend, we cannot tell you about that metaforitcal key! It is only to be known to those who are smart enough to comprehend it's complexity!
 * Wain- What?
 * Skipper- I'm saying you aren't allowed to know about it, gecko boy!
 * Private- Skipper, seriously, must you always go around censoring us like an FCC agent?
 * Skipper- It's my duty, Private! You got a problem with that?
 * Private- Uh...no.
 * Skipper- Well then, we're even!
 * Wain: "Oh fine. Well, that's not what i invited you guys for anyway."
 * Icky: "Good, cause we don't wanna end up making listen to whiny nerd's lifestories an everyday thing."
 * Wain: "Well, i just wanted to spend time with Bill. he never comes alot when he vanished after high skool sometime ago after high skool."
 * Bill- Look, Wain, I just got...well...cuckoo in the head when I accidentally fell into that furnaceful of ether thinking it was a chimney. So the High Council had to relocate me to Wonderland with the rest of the retards that live there.
 * March Hare- Who're you callng a retard, lizard? That's very inappropriate language right there!
 * Mad Hatter- I'll say it's inappropriate! It's very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
 * Dorm Mouse- Very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
 * Puss n' Boots- Ooooh, you guys never told me you had a...succulent...yummy...mouse!
 * Shrek- PUSS! Don't do that!
 * Puss n' Boots- I'm a cat! It's my instincts!
 * Dorm Mouse- CAT?!? AAAARRRRRRGGGH! (Mad Hatter and March Hare chased after him)
 * Wain- Speaking of retards!
 * March Hare- SOMEONE GET THE JAM!
 * Icky- We were supposed to bring the jam?
 * Mad Hatter- OF COURSE WE WERE, YOU IDIOT!
 * Wain- Don't worry, I've got some in the fridge!
 * March Hare- Well, what're you waiting for, GO GET IT BEFORE OUR FRIENDS' HEAD EXPLODES!
 * Wain- (Quickly grabs jam) GOT IT!
 * March Hare- RUB IT ON HIS NOSE, QUICK! (Wain rubs Dorm Mouse's nose with jam, and Dorm Mouse cools down)
 * Puss n' Boots- What in the name of Antonio just happened here?
 * Mad Hatter: "Let's just say we were in the process of curing Dorm Mouse of his insensitive fear of, uh, C.A.T.s."
 * March Hare: "Via the request of the produser in exchance for Dorm Mouse to be allowed to appear here, and you said almost got him discontinued, Puss!"
 * Puss: "Oops, my bad."
 * Wain: "So Bill, you said your nutty now."
 * Bill: "Yep. Also, i am insanely afraid of anything scary, even for scaredy c- uh i mean, coward standerds."
 * Wain- What kind of coward standards?
 * Bill- Well, some Dodo friend of mine tried to make me famous by doing something DANGEROUS like hauling a monster out of a house! Even though it was pretty stuck tight, and was the size of a whale!
 * Mr. Dodo- Actually, Bill, I believe the Lodge told us that that 'monster' was a Princess of Heart they were trying to guard.
 * White Rabbit- You guys must also feel stupid after trying to hang the Shell Lodgers for saving your butts!
 * Dodo- Momentary confusion, that's all!
 * Wain- That's pretty awkward. More awkward than how wasps have the ability to control the gender of their offspring.
 * Gilda: "Yeah, i think a giant wasp friend of mine from an Alternate united universes told me something like that... We were silent for like, hours after that."
 * Wain- So, you guys wanna hang out for a while? I've got video games.
 * SpongeBob- Well, what'cha got?
 * Wain- I have Gears of War, The Amazing Spider Man, the entire Halo series, the Ratchet and Clank series, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed' 1 and 2.
 * Lord Shen- Hmm, I was wondering if we'd get to see Ratchet and Clank's merchandise.
 * Tai- I'll say. Those two are awesome! I remember the last time we met them. It was years ago in Baghdad, where we first crossed paths with Ratchet and Clank's enemy, Dr. Nefarious, and his organization. We--
 * Wain- Ratchet and Clank are real?
 * SpongeBob- They sure are. They helped us on certain occasions like when Team Nefarious tried to alter Tarzan's timeline. If Nefarious succeeded, LionKingRulezAgain, or Now called "Jonathon" something or another, would've have never made the Jungle Crew, and he would've just had been another Lion King fan.
 * Wain- Well, blow me down! That's amazing. You're all like a photon when it develops the power of space warpdrive.
 * Kowalski- Technically speaking, photons already travel at the speed of...well...light.
 * Skipper- Kowalski, it was a figure of speech!
 * Wain-...Well, anyway, what do you guys say? Should we blow this space station?
 * Bill- Sure. Let's just hope Karma isn't being the nasty bitch it was before.
 * Wain: "Great! but first, i have to go honor these copons for "Dr. Suoirafen's clesnsing spa and drugstore" that appeared on my doorstep before you guys came. There's this new spa place that also sells drugs, the copon said FDA approved, so nothing illegal going on, owned by this celeberty genius doctor named Dr. Suoirafen, who offers spa, and offers a clesning expearience. thing is, the copon os good for one only, so you guys, feel free to hang over my place while i'm gone."
 * Iago: "Dr. Suoirafen? Does anyone know a Suoirafen?"
 * Patrick- 'Suoirafen'? Wait a minute!...Usually, names are hard to pronounce.
 * SpongeBob- I know.
 * Lord Shen- Now just hold on a second! There's something odd about that name...Suoirafen sounds like a Japanese name. He must be from Japan.
 * Iago- That sounds perfectly reasonable.
 * Wain- Well, i'm off! enjoy yourselfs, huh?
 * Icky: "DIBS ON THE FRIGE!"
 * Sandy: "Shouldn't we go with him to see if this Suoirafen is on the up-and-up?"
 * Iago: 'Sadly, the copon only said one person, which means, only he gets to go without paying an outrageest bill!"
 * Icky: "Besides, it's just a spa that also seel drugs for some odd reason, where is the danger in that?"
 * Sandy: "Somehow, i hope you guys are right."

Chapter 3- The Nefarious Scheme
Earlier, at an FDA base Present Cutaway Present
 * Dr. Nefarious- (Cackles) My plan is coming to fruition, Lawrence! And it's all thanks to you for helping me make up that name for my disguise.
 * Lawrence- Actually, sir, I didn't make it up. Emperor Zurg told it to me as a joke. It's your name spelled backwards.
 * Nefarious- (Laughs) That's classic, Lawrence! I've never heard a joke from Zurg in a long time. So, anyway, my plan is coming to fruition! Thanks to the lab boys, we've acquired a drug that is just as nefarious as I am! Because I AM Nefarious! (Laughs)
 * Lawrence- Very nice catchphrase, sir.
 * Nefarious- Well, here it is! I call it Smartysporin.
 * Lawrence- ...Catchy name, sir, but I think you should change it because (Scoffs) It could make anyone laugh. You know how you hate being embarassed. Especially since Captain Qwark humiliated you in high school.
 * Nefarious- Ooooohh, that damn Qwark! I HATE THAT GUY! I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE--(Freezes up, and "Cruella DeVil" plays)
 * Lawrence- You really should have that looked at...bitch. (Scoffs) I'm glad he didn't hear that. (Smacks Nefarious)
 * Nefarious- ...HIM, I HATE HIM!...But we can't worry about him and that dumb Lombax and robot now. What's important is that we have this new drug called...uh...Lawrence, what names do you have in mind?
 * Lawrence- I don't know, perhaps, Intellectuum, Psychomacrus, Brain Booster, Cranium 239, Intelligencium, that's all I got.
 * Nefarious- Hmm...All of those names are good, so I think I'll use them all. From now on, this drug will be called "Intellectuapsychomacrobrainoboostacranialintelligentium". How's that?
 * Lawrence- (Scoffs)
 * Nefarious- Alright, fine, we'll just go with IBPD, or "Intellect Boosting Psycho Drug".
 * Lawrence- Better.
 * Nefarious- Your damn right it is! Now, let's get to work. Our test subject should be here any minute now. So, you got the holodisguise ready?
 * Lawrence- It's attached to your underwear, sir.
 * Nefarious- Okay, weird, but conveniently well-played. (Turns on holodisguise and becomes a Japanese doctor) How do I look?
 * Lawrence- Oh, I'm sure the girls will rip you apart, sir.
 * Nefarious- Oh, Lawrence, you're embarassing me already. (Knocking) Ooh, he's here. Get your disguise on. (Lawrence disguises self as human butler)
 * Wain- Hello? Mr. Suoirafen? It's me, Wain. I'm here for that spa treatment.
 * Nefarious- AAAAHH! You've arrived!
 * Wain- God, you scared the living bejeesus out of me. And I thought my mating call was annoying.
 * Nefarious- Yes, yes, fascinating, now then, you say you wanted the spa treatment? You got a card?
 * Wain- I sure do. It's as fresh as a diamond from the depths of the Earth's core.
 * Nefarious- ("Whoa! This guy's a freakin' nerd. This is gonna be a slam dunk!") Alright, Wain my boy, have a seat. (Wain sits on recliner)
 * Wain: "You know, this is a snazy place you got here."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Alcourse, now, are you ready to test out our, latest soothing drug?"
 * Wain: "FDA approved right? I don't wanna be involved with anything illegal. That tends to get you in trouble."
 * Dr. Nefarious- Nonsense! This drug is totally FDA approved.
 * Nefarious- (Pointing loaded blaster pistol at FDA agent's head while King Dedede, Escargoon, Doofenschmirtz, Zurg, and Mr. Smarty Smarts do the same thing) Hahahahahahah! This drug is not lethal, so get off our asses before we shove our blasters up yours, fire, and watch your brains splatter all over the floor!
 * Dr. Nefarious- In fact, this drug is one of the safest. It's called IBPD.
 * Wain- IBPD?
 * Nefarious- Or "Intelligence Booster Psycho Drug".
 * Wain- So what you're basically saying is that this drug is designed to make me smarter?
 * Dr. Nefarious- Precisely! And it increases over time, too. Before you know it, you'll be able to skip even college knowing every flow of the universe. Including the METAPHORICAL KEY TO THE BOUNDARY GENERATOR!
 * Wain- REALLY?!? AWESOME! I'm gonna be RICH! All I need to do is get this drug in my system, and Bob's your uncle, I'll be richer than Scrooge McDuck!
 * Wain- (Prepares to dive into a huge roomful of money on a diving board. He jumps, but gets injured when he hits the hard floor)(Dubbed as Peter Griffin) AAAAHHHH! IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER THAT FORM A HARD FLOOR LIKE SURFACE! AAAAAHHHH! i mean, seriously, how come scrooge gets through ok but i don't? i can't understand cartoon logic!
 * Nefarious- EXACTLY! ("And once I get this guy to spill the beans on the Key to the Boundaries Generator, the UUniverses will BE UNDER MY CONTROL!")
 * Wain- Well, I say, LET'S GET SMARTY, BABY!
 * Nefarious- Alright! Let's get started!
 * Wain- You know something, Mr. Suoirafen? (Eyes get covered by spa recliner)
 * Nefarious- Yes, Wain?
 * Wain- You sound a bit like a familiar character on one of my video games!
 * Nefarious- Some people say I sound like Dr. Nefarious on those Ratchet and Clank vid games.
 * Wain- Yes, that's a good call.
 * Nefarious- Well, that's not important right now. The important thing is that you're on the road to riches!
 * Wain- YEAH! (Nefarious injects IBPD into Wain)
 * Wain: "So, when do i know it works."
 * Nefarious: "I neglect to inform you that the effects are atad slow, the smartness doesn't happen till the very next day."
 * Wain: "Wow, that is slow."
 * Nefarious: "Progress always is... but the results, i assure you, will always be wroth it. You are free to go."
 * Wain: "Ok, see ya."
 * Wain leaves.
 * Dr. Nefarious (quietly): "Now, it begins."

Chapter 4- Super Intelligence
The Next Day Nefarious' Chicago Hideout Later... Later...
 * Icky and Iago play Xbox 360, they are playing Lego Star wars: the clone wars.
 * Icky: "I bet i can get more small lego bits then you!"
 * Iago: "Your on!"
 * Po was at the kition, holding pancakes and pizza
 * Po: "Who's up for round ten?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Panda, (burp). we're full of pancakes and pizza right now. i think it's time not to eat away our host's food."
 * B.O.B.: "OH! OH! ME! ME! ME! I COULD A WHOLE HOUSE!"
 * Missing Link: "I think you did that once."
 * B.O.B.: "Well i can!"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "B.O.B., have you forgotten you eaten all that candy from the first time we battled that alien pumpken monster."
 * B.O.B.: "Oh yeah."
 * Kolwalski was on the computer.
 * Skipper: "What your doing, Kolwalski."
 * Kolwalski: "Frankly, i am failing finding any results on that Suoirafen any site! Wiki: no results! Google: No results! Popperrazzi. com, a site deadacated on getting dirt on every single celeberty in exsitence: no results!"
 * Skipper: "Maybe Suoirafen one of those, new guys. You know, no one knows him yet."
 * Kolwalski: "Well, here's what concerns me.... Have you noticed that Suoirafen isn't even a word, let alone a name. i typed it up in dicsinary.com and no results, it doesn't rekinised it as a word. there is, also another problem. I did a mirror test, and.... it's better i show you. (Points to a mirro with a paper with "Souirafen" writing on it, facing the mirror, reviling the word "Nefarious.")"
 * Skipper: "Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa! Your saying Suoirafen is "Nefarious" spelled backwords? Your saying Dr. Suoirafen is a fraud?"
 * Kolwalski: "Worse then any mere fraud. There is only one person, or should i say, machine with the name Nefarious."
 * Skipper- OH MY, GOD, DR. NEFARIOUS IS FINALLY STRIKING AFTER A FEW MONTHS!!!
 * Kowalski- Well, we can't know for sure, Skipper. We can't assure this guy is a fraud until we have proof. I mean, remember the time when Twilight and her friends accused that poetic zebra of cursing them?
 * Skipper- (Laughs) Yeah, what a knockout. I even heard from Spike that Fluttershy had a man voice!
 * Kowalski- Well, the point is that we need to get to that spa and find out as much as we can if Mr. 'Suoirafen' is just a regular guy.
 * Private- Well, how do we do that?
 * Kowalski- Well, it's quite simple really. We just have to give this 'Suoirafen' a lie detector test.
 * Rico- A what now?
 * Private- A lie detector?
 * Kowalski- Or a polygraph. A device that detects lies by measuring and recording several physiological indices like blood pressure, pulse, respiration, and skin conductivity. That will be of perfect use to us.
 * Skipper- A lie detection test? You may be more right than you think, Kowalski. I think we have a lie detector somewhere in the van.
 * Kowalski- You mean the broken one?
 * Skipper- Oh, crap, you're right! Now how are we supposed to figure out about Suoirafen?
 * Kowalski- Easy, Skipper, it can be repaired. But it may take...6 to 9 days.
 * Skipper- 69 DAYS?!?
 * Kowalski- No, 6 TO 9 days.
 * Skipper- Oh, that's not so bad.
 * Private- Should we tell Wain when he gets back?
 * Kowalski- I think that would be appropriate, yes.
 * Wain- Hey, guys, I'm back! Boy, the scenery there was real scientific, but it was so hot. How many saunas does one guy have?
 * SpongeBob- Wain? I think we need to talk.
 * Wain- About what?
 * Kowalski- Well, we fear you may've been in a sort of trap. Are you aware that Suoirafen's name is backwards for 'Nefarious'?
 * Wain- Is it? (Thinks for a while) Oh my, gosh, it is! But I really don't see the point.
 * Kowalski- Well, I'm pretty sure you know about Dr. Nefarious seeing as you have the entire Ratchet and Clank trilogy, but we think he may be posing as Suoirafen to try and do some horrenderous experiment on you.
 * Wain- Are you serious? Suoirafen sounded pretty harmless to me. Seriously, I can tell a deranged maniac from the looks in his eyes, and he didn't have it. Even though he may've had his exact same voice, he still might not be Nefarious.
 * Kowalski- Well, can you at least tell us what 'Suoirafen' was doing to you?
 * Wain- Well, turns out he wanted to help me. He treated me with this new drug he made called IBPD. He says it stands for "Intelligence Booster Psycho Drug".
 * Kowalski- An intelligence drug?
 * Donkey: "Well so much for "Drugs are for fools"."
 * Icky: "Aren't drugs suppose to, you know, make you stupider?"
 * Wain- Well, yeah, most drugs do. But Suoirafen said it takes a day for the drug to take effect. That means that tomorrow, I'll become smarter, and who knows? I'll even know the 'classified' key to the UUniversal Boundary Generator.
 * Skipper- We'll see about that. We'll wake you up at 8:00 tomorrow, and see if the drug works. But if the drug scrambles your brains, then we'll be sure it's Nefarious.
 * Wain- Seriously, somebody's being a little dramatic all because this guy's name is Nefarious spelled backwards. How are you guys gonna get proof that Suoirafen is a bad guy?
 * Kowalski- Through lie detection. We're gonna repair our old broken lie detector and use it on Mr. Suoirafen. If he speaks the truth, he's not Nefarious. But if he lies, he's Nefarious.
 * Wain- How long does it take to fix it?
 * Kowalski- 6 to 9 days.
 * Wain- 69 days?
 * Kowalski- No, 6 TO 9 days. God, why does everybody misinterperate that?
 * Wain- Well, you guys do what you want. I'm gettin' some shut-eye. Once the drug takes effect, I'm going back on that game show. (Leaves into his room) WHAT THE FUCK?!? WHERE'S MY PET LAB RAT?
 * Rico- (Everyone looks at him) Hey, don't look at me!
 * Banzai- That rat was alive? I thought it was dead! Oh, shit, it must've been sleeping! (Hacks and then, dubbed as Brian, barfs for a full 30 seconds)
 * Lab Rat- (A small bright blue rat covered with acid speaks) YUCK! What the hell happened?!? I was taking a nap, then I wake up inside the stomach of A FUCKIN HYENA?!? YOU'RE A PERVERT! (Shoots lasers from eyes at Banzai)
 * Banzai- YAAAHHHGH! THAT THING CAN SHOOT FUCKIN LASERS?!?
 * Lab Rat- (Scurries away)
 * Wain- Raindrop! There you are! I thought I lost you! Thank God my science budget is saved.
 * Lord Shen and Boss Wolf laughed insanly!
 * Banzai: "Yeah, yeah, very funny."
 * Bill- (Wakes up along with the rest of the Lodgers all over the living room in sleeping bags, and they all continue sleeping)
 * Wain- HOLY HELL!
 * Everyone- (Popping out of sleeping bags) AAAAAARRRRRGGGGH!
 * Wain- (Comes down stairs doing handsprings after doing a short calculation) You guys won't BELIEVE what just happened to me last night!
 * Kowalski- Lemme guess...
 * Wain- That's right!...Raindrop is pregnant!
 * Mad Hatter- Wha?
 * March Hare- I believe it means she's about to have babies.
 * Wain- Yeah! Superpowered ones! It turns out my pheromone experiment worked, and she and Destiny mated! Can you believe it?!?
 * Lord Shen-...(To Skipper) Total nerdiness!
 * Skipper- Totally!
 * Wain- But that's not all! I know the key to the Boundary Generator!
 * Rico- Wha?
 * Wain- The IBPD worked! I'm smarter than Albert Einstien now! Watch! (Does quadratic equation in less than 2 seconds)
 * Kowalski- Whoa! (Checks data)...yes...yeah...of course...Newton's Nipples! This quadratic equation is correct! And he did it in only 2 seconds.
 * Wain: "I am off to that gameshow i lost! this time, i will have every question correct! not even the toughest Question is a match now!"
 * Wain suddenly flouts mid-air.
 * Kolwalski: "ESTAIN'S HAIRSYTILE!"
 * Patrick: "HE'S FLOUTING IN MIDAIR!"
 * Wain: "Yeah, i have teliconiece's now! see ya!"
 * Wain flashed away!
 * Boss Wolf: "This is bad, right? he knows what the super secret sure-fire metithorical key to the boundery generater and is about to revel it on tv? i mean, that's really bad, right?"
 * Lord Shen- Actually, I believe we taken care of that. Since half of the UUniverses know the key, and had been broadcasting it before Nefarious, we've had to program and sneak a special childblocks TV system to prevent Nefarious from hearing it on TV.
 * Private- Wait, don't you think Nefarious would notice that?
 * Lord Shen- Nope. It's got a cloaking device. There's no way Nefarious will find it.
 * Nefarious- (Finds childblocks device) What the hell is this thing?
 * Lawrence- (Scans device) It's a childblocks device, sir. I believe the Shell Lodge Squad had recently installed it without your knowledge so that you would be unable to hear about the key to the Boundary Generator.
 * Dr. Nefarious- (Scoffs, and laughs) So those fools thought they could outsmart me? YOU FAIL! (Laughs) Well, I guess it's time to find out the Boundary Generator Key.
 * Host- Alright, Wain, now that you're back after being made a fool of, let's see what you know. Question 1: Who is considered the most evil villain in the UUniverses?
 * Nefarious- (Scoffs) Everybody knows it's Malefor! Oh, how I hate that bastard!
 * Wain- Chernabog.
 * Host- CORRECT!
 * Nefarious- WHAT?!?
 * Lawrence- Well, sir, I believe Malefor was made the ultimate evil after Chernabog got locked up at Bald Mountain where he still haunts the inhabitants of it. I mean, have you ever seen Fantasia?
 * Nefarious- You mean that Disney Universal musical? Huh, I guess I hadn't thought of that.
 * Host- Question 2: What keeps the UUniverses together, how does it do it, and what was it meant for?
 * Wain- Oh, that's a piece of cake! The lock that keeps the UUniverses together is consealed by the Stone of WB Camelot. It is said that the Stone and it's key component, the sword Excaliber, contains billions upon billions of Universal matter. Without the powerful magic of Excalibur to keep the Stone's power to keep the Universes separated from each other, the universal matter inside it would be unstable and the Universes would be coalesced with each other. These powerful elements were created by the UUniversal gods after the First Cartoonian War to keep the Universes apart so that no evil could be spread around them again.
 * Host- Correct!
 * Nefarious- Hmm, seems like a whole lot of trouble for the gods to make something like that, but who am I to argue with the rules of Scroopfan?
 * Host- Last question! What is the super altra-mega sure fire kamaykamayaha number one metathoitcal key to the Generater of the Bounderies, so super great, that the high council made sure not even Albert Enstaint knows what it is?
 * Wain- (Breathes in)
 * Nefarious- Yes?
 * Wain- (Breathes in)
 * Nefarious- Yes?!?
 * Wain- (Breathes in)
 * Nefarious- YES?!?
 * Wain- H--(Censored beep blocks it out)
 * Host- Congratulations! You win $100,000 dollars! (Audience cheers)
 * Nefarious- (Mouth hangs open)
 * Lawrence- I'll just leave you alone for a while, sir. (Leaves)
 * Nefarious- (Camera on Spa Building) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(Malfunctions, and 'Family Guy Theme Song' plays with the word 'sex' being censored, "He's...a...Fam...ily...Gu--", Lawrence smacks Nefarious in the head again)--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! (Pauses)


 * Nefarious: "Ok, i called in Doofenshirts, King Dedede, Escargoon, Mr. Smarty Pants and Octo-cat, Morgana and her small shark and those mantas, Zigzag, and finally, my main man Zurg, to hold a meeting to tell me, WHY WAS THE NUMBER ONE KEY CENSORED?!?
 * Undertow- Well, didn't you hear the host of the show, sir? He said that the High Council made sure not even Albert Einstien knew about it. So this was one of their tricks!
 * Nefarious- SON OF A BITCH! Why does everything have to stop me from EVERYTHING?!? Oh, I'm so fuckin' sick of this...(Clears throat) No matter. It was all part of the plan, everyone. You see, due to a situation like this, I programmed the IBPD in a special way. You see, The nerd's metabolism can't allow the IBPD to boost his intelligence without extreme fuelage
 * Doofenschmirtz- So, what you're basically saying is that...
 * Nefarious- That's right! Getting enough fuel to increase his intelligence would be fatal, and would kill him.

later.
 * Zigzag: 'Wouldn't that tecnecly be bad to us, you know, for him to die of brain explowsion, if he holds the very thing we all disire for universal domination?"
 * Nefarious: "I thought about that, that's why we're gonna give him another copon to come back, for, more 'Spaness'."
 * Escargoon: "Aren't you worried those louger pin heads might be on to us by now because of your alias just being your real name backwords?"
 * Nefarious- Well, I've been eyeballing them. They found out the riddle, but they are wondering if my alias is just a mistake. So it could take them days to figure it out. By then, we'll have the key.
 * Morgana- But how will you get the key after the minor setback?
 * Nefarious- Didn't I tell you? I added a fatal side effect to the IBPD drug. So you know what that means.
 * King Dedede- It means...what?
 * Nefarious- (Sighs) It means that once the IBPD gets on his nerve, we can use that to BRIBE him to tell us the key.
 * Escargoon- Ohhhh, that makes much more sense.
 * Nefarious- Fellas, this is the beginning of Team Nefarious' Very First Triumph! (Everybody cheers)
 * Lawerence: "There is one small matter: before that effect can come in, there are, parmilinmaries to the drug. first, he becomes more arrigent and selfimpourent, then, his head becomes bigger, finally, he will seek to congure whatever location he's in and becomes overlord master of everything."
 * Nefarious: "Ok, there's that. but again, it's not gonna be right away
 * Mr. Smarty Smarts- I wouldn't be so sure of that, Dr. Nefarious. Our sources say that the Shell Lodge intends to give you a lie detector test. What should we do about THAT?
 * Nefarious- Oh, I think I can handle that myself. (Cackles)
 * Kolwalski: "Dr. Souirafen, you have failed the lie detecter test!"
 * Skipper: "Or should we say, DR. NEFARIOUS!"
 * Nefarious: "DARN IT! I FORGOT HOW RIGGED THIS STUPID LIE DETECTER TESTS ARE!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh don't be such a bloody spoil-sport. Now tell us what became of Wain, or else."
 * Nefarious: 'Ok, fine! i injected a drug that'll make him smarter and if not treated, can be fatal."
 * Lawerecne: "There is also the matter of him becoming selfimpourent and arrigont, his head becoming bigger, and the insane disire to congure anything near the host."
 * Nefarious: "But relax, the effects of the drug aren't possably THAT quick!"
 * Escargoon: "But didn't you sold a ton of those things at the local drugstore a few blocks from here, and then gave that lizard money to buy every single one to increse his intelligents?"
 * Nefarious: "Uh..... Why did i do that?"
 * Zurg: "Because those lougers were coming and you didn't wanted him to find out, so you sent him out back and gave him a map and directions to the drugstore."
 * Nefarious: "Oh... This just isn't my day, is it?"
 * Icky: "Hey, this ain't happy hour to us either, ne-dork-ious."
 * Lord Shen: "We demand the name of the drug store you sold your mad drug to."
 * Nefarious: "Why should i? Wain propbuly already bought them all! and he's already injecting them like a honey bee to.... What, honey bees, like!"
 * Cynder: "Flowers?"
 * Nefarious: "YEAH! FLOWERS!"
 * SpongeBob- Guys, we gotta stop him!
 * Dr. Nefarious- Uh-uh-uh! (All the Shell Lodgers are captured in a large electrical net by Zurg's Hornets)
 * Zurg- Well, it's about time my minions made an appearence in this series.
 * Dr. Nefarious-Take them to the cellar! And make sure they stay there! (Hornets take Shell Lodgers away)
 * Lawrence- Uh, sir, I don't want to burst your circuitry, but isn't restraining the entire Shell Lodge an act of cheating?
 * Nefarious- NO! There's no such thing as cheating in injustice, Lawrence, you should know that!
 * Lawrence- I'm just saying that Scroopfan might not like you cheating on his heroes. He's the producer, and who knows what he might do to strike back?
 * Nefarious- WHAT'S THE MATTER, LAWRENCE? Chicken? (Makes chicken clucking sounds until Doofenschmirtz appears behind him)
 * Doofenschmirtz- Dr. Nefarious? (Nefarious squeals, and jumps in the air)
 * Nefarious- DOOFENSCHMIRTZ, YOU IDIOT! You frightened me to my gizzards!
 * Doofenschmirtz- Well, fine, if you're gonna have that attitude, I suggest you shouldn't know what I'm gonna say about Wain. So, daspidanya!
 * Nefarious- WAIT! Ahem, I'm sorry, Dr., you were saying?
 * Doofenschmirtz- Take a look. (On computer screen, Wain is getting major headaches while his head is growing a tiny bit bigger)
 * Nefarious- HAHAHAHAHAH! SPLENDID! The IBPD is taking effect. And as part of the plan, he'll be on his way here to ask about the effects. I'll just disguise into my alias as Dr. Suoirafen, and reveal myself just as I tell him, and force him to tell me the key to the Boundary Generator. And the getting's good. Everyone, get your gears ready.
 * BOOM!
 * Team Nefarious looked over to see the lougers free, and the hornets destroyed.
 * Lord Shen: "We advise you do not do that agan!"
 * Nefarious: "Uh oh. Team Nefarious.... RETREAT!"

Chapter 5- A Gecko in Trouble
(Music plays. and it's a Dr. Horrible's sing along song, a brand new day) Later 2 minutes later...
 * Wain is now flouting.
 * Wain: "The power! the absolute power! To prove my dominance, i will summon giant monsters to aid me!"
 * Summons (and/or stolen from the villain leage) Hydra, The red death, Stone Jaguar, The Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra.
 * Wain (uses psykic brain engry to gain control of the monsters!): PRIVITIVE BEASTS! YOU ARE UNDER MY COMMAND! DESTROY THIS CITY FOR MY CONQUEST! I shall be the most intelligent being in the UUniverses! Thanks to Suoirafen, I have unlimited POWER! Today Chicago, Tomorrow THE UUNIVERSES! (Cackles) Monsters, DESTROY! (Monsters go on a rampage)"
 * SpongeBob- (Sees whole thing on screen) Oh no! He's got monsters now? HOW DID HE GET MONSTERS?!?
 * Merlin: 'I suspect he stolen them from the leage."
 * Lord Shen- (Sighs) Why does it always have to be so freakin' hard?!?
 * Icky: "For the sake of having a climatic battle?"
 * Sandy: "We're gonna have to be smart about this! we're gonna have to lore those monsters out of the city!"
 * Iago: "One problem: ol' big brain here is too unpredictable now! he might see us coming before we could do a thing!"
 * Trixie: "Well, we're gonna have to be sneaky about this, so sneaky, not even a nerd like him sees it coming."
 * Mantis: "But how can anyone outsmart someone who has infinate knowlegde?!"
 * Trixie- Oh, I think we can handle that.
 * Bill- I also think we need to find a way to cure Wain.
 * SpongeBob- But how? He might know our every move right now.
 * Bill- Maybe so, but if we can somehow prove to Wain that he's being used by Nefarious, he might let us give him the antidote.
 * Nutzy- What antidote? I don't think we know how to make one.
 * Kowalski- Actually, there may be one chance to make one. If we can perform an experiment on someone smarter than Wain, we could pinpoint the differential, and create an antidote.
 * Skipper- Hey, that's good thinking, Kowalski. But there's just one small tiny flaw.
 * Kowalski- Yeah?
 * Skipper- WHO THE HELL IS SMARTER THAN WAIN THE BIGHEADED NERD?!?
 * Icky- Hmm, he has a point there, Kowalski. I don't think there's anyone we know around here that's smarter than Wain as he is now.
 * Kowalski- I knew that. Which is why there's only one solution.
 * Skipper- (All penguins gasp) Oh no, Kowalski, you don't mean...
 * Kowalski- Yes! I must super charge my brain again!
 * Private- You've gone simply mad, Kowalski!
 * Sandy- Yeah! Don't you know what happened the last time you did that?
 * Squidward- You were dumber than Patrick!
 * Kowalski- I know, but if it means getting the antidote, then I say we have to do it!
 * SpongeBob- (Sighs) Alright! If you know what you're doing.
 * Kowalski- (Does same technique to boost his brain power again) I did it! I've super-charged my BRAIN! (Brain glows in energy)
 * Skipper- Alright. Now that Mr. Soon-to-be-a-Dummy Kowalski is back, we need to get the antidote! And if we have time left, Kowalski's temporary super-brain could probably hold Wain off long enough for us to inject him with the antidote.
 * Kowalski- Already on it, Skipper! (Gets sample of brain cells through a very complicated piece of machinery he invented) Here you are, Skipper! 1 ounce of super-charged brain cells.
 * Private- Kowalski, I think it would've been better to just get some by just sucking it up from your brain with the needle.
 * Kowalski- Private, you poor nieved half-wit! The brain has tough protection thanks to the rock-hard covering of the skull. Not even a needle can puncture through that.
 * Private- Oh, silly me, I knew that.
 * Kowalski- Now let's get crackin'!


 * Kowalski- Well, Skipper, here's your antidote. I just needed to reverse the beta-syntical theoraticals in the formula. Reverse, Beta, Gamma. Alright, let's get crackin'!

city. Past Present
 * Skipper- Kowalski, you said that.
 * Kowalski- Oh, of course. Let's just go! (Lodgers leave)
 * Nefarious- (After overhearing Lodgers' talking)
 * Nefarious- Reverse, Beta, Gamma! (Cackles) Guys, I think we've got a sabotage plan!
 * Zurg- (Laughs) I LOVE sabotage!
 * Nefarious- Now, let's go over the plan, shall we? We just sabotage the fight, knockout the Shell Lodgers, steal the antidote, destroy it, wait for the effects of the IBPD to take effect in Wain's body, and then bribe him to tell us the key to the Boundary Generator.
 * Doofenschmirtz- How do we do that? Wain's pretty much a God compared to us!
 * Nefarious- Not to worry! I've engineered the IBPD to take away his powers once the fatal effects take place, so he can't use them against us. Let;s go kick some Lodger ass!
 * Zurg- That won't be necessary, Nefarious! I've created some special hornet saboteurs for such an ocassion. SABOHORNETS? (Saboteur Hornets come out) I have a job for you. I need you to sabotage the Lodger's fight against Wain, and knock them out once Wain weakens, take the antidote, and destroy it! Then bring Wain to us so we can take care of the rest. Now GO! (Saboteur Hornets fly away)
 * Mr. Smarty Smarts- What do we do now, Nefarious?
 * Octocat- Meow?
 * Nefarious- Now, we just sit back, and enjoy the fight! (Turns on Holovision, and Wain's destruction can be seen on it)
 * Escargoon- Well, this should be good for a few laughs, right?
 * King Dedede- You bet!
 * Racthet was over hearing this, under cover.
 * Racthet: "Wanna rig a fight huh? not if i have anything to say about it. Better call for backup."
 * Hyrda, Red Death, Stone Jaguar, Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra rampage the city!
 * Wain: "(LAUGHS MANIACLY!) I RULE THIS TOWN!"
 * A female gecko is seen in the backaround.
 * Female Gecko: "Wain?"
 * Wain: "Ah, Patrica, the girl of my dreams from high skool. Monsters, bring her to me!"
 * Hydra, Red Death, Stone Jaguar, Komodo Dragon and Giant Cobra turned their attention to Patrica.
 * Patricia- What the--? (Cobra grabs Patricia) HEY! LET ME GO!
 * Wain- HOLD IT! (Monsters look at him) I just remembered that I have telekinesis. (Picks up Patricia with telekinetic powers)
 * Patricia- What in the world is going on here, Wain? What happened to your head?
 * Wain- It's a long story! So, anyway, with my genius intellect, what say you and I go out Saturday night? Oh, wait, it IS Saturday.
 * Patricia- Wain, you're MAD!
 * Wain- Maybe so! (In ominous voice) BUT I'M RULER OF CHICAGO NOW, BABY! (In normal voice) So, what do you say?
 * Patricia- I say 'no way', dude!
 * Wain- Well, too bad, you're coming. (Wain takes Patricia away while monsters follow)
 * Patrcik: "(Ahem), could i have everybody's attention?"
 * Monsters, Wain and Patrica looked at patrick.
 * Patrick-......I have to use the bathroom.
 * Wain- (Sighs, and levitates him from his pants)
 * Patrick- No! Please! HAVE MERCY! (Wain does a telekinetic push on him) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRGGH! (CRASH!) (From distance) OW! NOW I JUST SOILED MYSELF!
 * Wain: What was the point of that? (Notices Bill trying to inject the antidote into Wain, but Wain pushes him away with his telekinesis) Stay back, Shell Lodgers! I warn you!
 * Kowalski- (Still having a super-charged brain) Wain, you must stop this madness! Nefarious is using you to get his hands on the Boundary Generator.
 * Wain- SILENCE! You have dared to challenge me! Prepare for oblivion! (Pushes all Lodgers away with Telekinetic push) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH--(Coughs)
 * Melman- Wh-wh-wh-what're we gonna do?
 * Gloria- We're gonna fight back, that's what we're gonna do!
 * Melman- Oh, Ph-shyah, like we can take a guy that powerful.
 * Gloria- C'mon, we are Shell Lodgers, right? We're tough! We're gritty!
 * Marty- Yeah!
 * Gloria- We're adaptable!
 * Alex- YEAH!
 * Gloria- And we are NOT gonna lay down like a bunch of Melmans!
 * Melman- No we're not!--HEY!
 * Gloria- Now let's go give him a can of whoopdonkey! (Lodgers begin to fight Wain)
 * Ratchet- (Watching fight, and sees the Saboteur Hornets closing in) Alright, Clank, are you ready for this?
 * Clank- I'm ready for anything, Ratchet!
 * Ratchet- As am I! (Throws wrench at Saboteur Hornet, destroying it) BOO-YAH, a direct hit! (Copter packs down to ground to confront the Saboteur Hornets) Not so fast, metalheads!
 * Nefarious- (Watching from Holovision screen, and gasps) NO! I DON'T BELIEVE IIIIIIIT!
 * Wain- FOOLS! You can't stop me! Not as long as I have the power! (Levitates many objects into a swirling vortex surrounding him)
 * Lord Shen- Okay, now it's officially getting harder!
 * Wain- (Springs all the objects spinning around him into the air above the Shell Lodgers)
 * Max- INCOMING RAINING RANDOM OBJECTS!
 * Skipper- RETREAT! (Lodgers dodge raining objects)
 * Wain- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE POWER! (Echo: Power power power gravity power) What the--?
 * Doofenschmirtz- (Watching on screen, and starts laughing) His echo is broken!
 * Wain: "THAT'S IT! MONSTERS, ATTACK!"
 * Monsters charge!
 * SpongeBob- Guys, do you think we can take these monsters?
 * Alex- I don't know, but we gotta try!
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Shell Lodgers charge towards monsters, but Hydra whips them to a wall with it's tail)
 * Hydra- Heheheheheh!
 * Alex- Okay, we're gonna need some kind of assistance.
 * Ratchet- WAY AHEAD OF YOU! (Lodgers see Ratchet with RYNO gun)
 * SpongeBob- Ratchet and Clank! We haven't seen you guys in months!
 * Ratchet- LOCK AND LOAD! (Blasts Hydra's head to pieces with RYNO)
 * Clank- One down, 4 to go.
 * Lord Shen- Uh, Lombax? I don't think that worked.
 * Ratchet- What do you mean? (Suddenly, Hydra grows 2 extra heads) AW C'MON, NOW!
 * Clank- This is not good! (Red Death prepares to blast fire on Ratchet and Clank)
 * Sandy- (Gasps, and lassoes Ratchet and Clank, pulling them out of the way of the Red Death's fire breath)
 * Ratchet- (Pants in surprise) That...was...close!
 * Clank- Too close if you ask me.
 * Sandy- So, how long have yall' been eyein' Dr. Nefarious on his new scheme?
 * Clank- We've been watching him ever since he started the situation.
 * Ratchet- But we've got to warn you that Dr. Nefarious is using Wain to get close to the Boundary Generator Key. He planned to get it on his Holovision, but it was bleeped out.
 * Skipper- Yes, thank the High Council for that.
 * Kowalski- Well, we've got to...(Super-charged brain shrinks, and he turns dumb again) We've got to smash and mash this dummyhead like a...like a...I got nothin'.
 * Skipper- Great! Someone got any fish?
 * Rico- Yeah! (Hacks up a bunch of fish) Ta-dah!
 * Clank- Sometimes, I find that kind of disturbing.
 * Skipper- Well, it may be full of bacteria, but it's the best we got! (Feeds Kowalski fish)
 * Kowalski- Yummy yummy fish! I like fish! They taste nummy, and they have googley eyes! And they travel in schools! (Brain grows) Schools? That's cause they're...so smart! (Brain grows) No! That's not right! Fish are stupid, but...(Brain grows) EUREKA!
 * SpongeBob- Did...did he just call us stupid?
 * Ratchet- Guys, if you don't mind, we've got MONSTERS ON US!
 * Hydra- (Roars)
 * Red Death- (Roars)
 * Cobra- (Hisses loudly)
 * Spyro- What're we gonna do?
 * Cynder- I'll handle this! (Turns into Avatar Cynder, and gains control of monsters) Alright, beasts! I command you to go back to your masters and leave us alone until next time!
 * Wain- FOOL! Your Avatar self won't save you now! They only obey me!
 * Stone Jaguar- (Pounces on Avatar Cynder)
 * Avatar Cynder- Uhhgh! Let me go, you stone kitty cat! Uhhgh! (Stone Jaguar prepares to attack, but Ratchet blasts at Stone Jaguar with RYNO gun, destroying it)
 * Ratchet- There! Hopefully, once the Villain League finds out their pawn beasts are missing, they'll ressurect that stone cat.
 * Cynder- Thanks for saving me, Ratchet!
 * Wain- (Creates tremor with telekinetic powers) I heard that!
 * Ratchet- We didn't say anything!
 * Wain- I heard your thoughts! I heard how you called me a crazy big-headed psycho!
 * Skipper- Great, so he has telepathy now! Wonderful!
 * Ratchet- (Blasts Ryno at Wain, but Wain uses telekinetic powers to reflect blasts like Darth Vader)
 * Wain- Hahahahahah! Is that all you got, Lombax?
 * Ratchet- Clank, plasma grenade me! (Clank gives Ratchet grenade, Ratchet throws it, and grenade explodes over Wain, but it has no effect as Wain had created a force field over him)
 * Skipper- AW, C'MON! NOW HE HAS FORCE FIELDS?!? Seriously, It's like watching a bunch of 6-year-olds play superheroes and make up new powers just to win the game! Next thing you know, Wain's gonna be flying around breathing fire, shooting lasers out of his eyes moving at the speed of light while FARTING NUKES! (Sighs) This is like the time I watched Mega-Piranha on Sci-Fi!
 * Skipper- (He and the other penguins watch Mega-Piranha) YES! KILL THOSE CRAZY CHOMPER FISH! NUKE THEM INTO OBLIVION! (Explosion is heard on TV) YES! The entire world is saved at last! (Jaw drops) AW, C'MON, GODDAMN IT! They're surviving nukes now?!? This is a total ripoff!
 * Wain- It'd be cool if I DID have those powers! Anyway, YOUR FATES ARE SEALED! Monsters, GET THEM!
 * Insectasaurus- RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWRRRRRK! (Tail lashes at building, collapsing it over the Hydra)
 * Missing Link- Nice going, Insectasaurus!
 * Ginormica- I'll take care of the Komodo! (Attacks Komodo, but Komodo bites Ginormica in the leg) OUCH!
 * Shenzi- GOT HIM! (Bites the end of the Giant Komodo's tail, and the Komodo lets go of Ginormica's leg, and roars in pain, and whips Shenzi with tail) Ouch!
 * Ginormica- Owch! My leg! My leg is infected! (Turns into a duplicate Giant Komodo)
 * Komodo- (Roars at Ginormica Komodo)
 * Ginormica- (Roars at Komodo)
 * Banzai- What're they saying?
 * Shenzi- I have no idea!
 * Komodo- (Translated into English) Ooh, you're sexy-looking, babe! How's about you and I go out Saturday night? Oh wait, it IS Saturday!
 * Ginormica- (Translated into English) UHHHGH! That's disgusting! Like I'd go out with a monster like you! I mean, sure my friends are monsters, but you get my point!
 * Komodo- Too bad, you're my mate now! Now let's get behind that building and do it!
 * Ginormica- NO WAY, HOZEE! (Komodo bites Ginormica's tail) OUCH!
 * Komodo- C'mon, sexy girl, it'll only take a minute...(Ginormica turns back to normal) Aw, rats! (Translated into Komodo) ROOOOAAAAARRRR!
 * Red Death prepars to fire again!
 * Racthet: "Oh not again!"
 * Insectasaurus- ROOOOOOAAAAAAR! (Rams into Red Death, affecting it's aim, and the Red Death blasts fire at airplane above, and it crashes, and explodes)
 * Wain- DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, KILL THEM!
 * Insectasaurus- ROOOOOAAAAAARR! (Kicks Komodo into the air)
 * Komodo- RAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRK! (Crashes in the distance)
 * Dr. Cockroach- Good show, Insectasaurus. How'd you even learn to do that?
 * Insectasaurus- ROOOOOOAAAAAAARRR!
 * Dr. Cockroach- Oh, you've been working out? That's nice.
 * B.O.B- It is rather nice to have a giant in the Shell Lodge in case of these kind of situations.
 * Red Death- ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR! (Insectasaurus flies away, and Red Death chases after him)
 * Clank- What's he doing?
 * Shenzi- I have no idea! (Insectasaurus and Red Death fight, and Insectasaurus defeats Red Death, and Red Death falls to ground in a huge explosion)
 * Nutzy- Wow, I think we handled all the monsters perfectly.
 * Trigger- Uh, Nutzy, I don't think that's all of the monsters! (Giant Cobra appears)
 * Squidward- (Screams, and hair grows out of his head, and jiggles around)
 * SpongeBob- (Screams, and eyelashes grow, and jiggle around)
 * Ratchet- (Blasts at Cobra with RYNO gun, but Cobra's hide is too thick) BLAST! His hide is too thick!
 * Lord Shen- I have a better idea! (Gets out cannon, and fires at Cobra, killing it) Ah, yes! No creature can handle the strength of this baby!
 * Mushu- Well, wasn't there that Monacorn from the Alternate UUniverses that had a golden frill that reflected your cannonball?
 * Lord Shen- Oh, yeah!
 * Wain- FOOLS! You may have defeated the monsters, but you still haven't defeated the nastiest one of them all!"
 * summons forth the Earth Golum!
 * Wain: "Now, great earth golum, obey my-
 * Earth Golum smacks away Wain and Patrica into a car!
 * the Sabator hornets surround, but the earth golum destroys the hornets with a targeted fire blast! the Earth Golum looks at the lougers.
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh oh."