The Biggest Conspiracy of The Sun Princess

The Biggest Conspiracy Of The Sun Princess is the 31st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever wonder how strange it was for Discord to suddenly betray friendship to side with Tirek, but before that, gave the ponies unexpected advice about the keys to the box, and that Celestia didn't seem too emotional about Discord's betrayal at all? You can argue that, she was just being calm and collective about it.... However, thanks to Darkness Qui, it's going to be discovered why. It just so Turns out, Celestia, with Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Discord's parents with the Soothsayer who warned them priorly of Tirek's returned, HAD PLANNED DISCORD TO "BETRAY" EQUESTIA ALL THIS TIME IN A COMPLINCATED, CONTROVERSEAL, BUT SUCCESSFUL HIGH COUNCIL APPROVED CONSPIRITY AGAINST A DARKSPAWN FOR THE GREATER GOOD!? I mean, Tirek didn't even TRIED TO CORRUPT Discord, and yet SUDDENLY Discord just fucked friendship in the ass to be buddies with a Darkspawn who betrayed him anyway?! Wasn't it, remotely strange on how it went down at all?! Turns out, it wasn't just a controverseal tactic to have a Darkspawn stopped. It was also Celestia's own plan to give Twilight a porpose in her role as a Princess. Possability, even all part to further cleanse the evils in Equestia because Celestia has, some emotional scars in light of certain events like The REAL Best Night Ever and many others on how she was a repeated victim of evil time, and time again. Qui and her forced into this assusiates Narcotic, Celisus and QP exposed this to THE ENTIRE UNITED UNIVERSE AND ALL OF EQUESTIA?! This damages Twilight's relationship to Celestia, and has her accuse her to be an evil WORSE then even Tirek, cause the albeit successful conspirity, almost endangered Equestia and was almost the end of Equestia, even though no one died, and is now gonna usurped Celestia and use the new powers to banished Celestia into the sun for eturnity, not realising she has fallen victim in Qui's sick, demented plan to get Revenge on Celestia indeffently in Discord's Dilemma and Equestian Idol. However, Discord desidingly stands in the way of Twilight, scolding her that she knows better then this, but it results in a battle of near-gods over the fate of Celestia! Can the SHell Lougers, Twilight's friends and Family, and the knowing Better Taiku stopped this and teach Qui another painful lession, and save Celestia, all the while hold off the wrath of the pissed off Council Woman of the Galactic Federation, Angry Council Ponies, A betrayed Pred Judu Des and the Sisters, AND an invadion force of the Dragon Realm's Millaterry lead by a mad for false justice Senator Tricorn?

Chapter 1: Darkness Qui's New Scheme
Equestian Royal Files. Flashback. Present The Villain's Channel Station. Flashback. Now. Visor and the evil animals sing this (I'm sorry it has to be a sesime street song, but hey, it's STILL a villain song, and it fits!)
 * Two Unicorn Guards guard a file room.
 * Unicorn Guard 1: "I heard the reforming monistairy is almost complete."
 * Unicorn Guard 2: "Yeah, but Candence still can't get a reformer's lisence for the life of her. That place is gonna be DIFFICULT to manage."
 * Suddenly, a gas bomb appeared, and BOOM! Knock-out gas disables the guards into a sleep.
 * Suddenly, Appearing from the shadows, wearing gas masks, are Darkness Qui and her assusiates.
 * They enter the room.
 * Darkness Qui: "Alright. Operation: Truth Bug, is a go!"
 * The group commenced to search all the royal files!
 * QP: "Secret crush? No! List of childhood toys? No! Twilight's moral record file? No!"
 * Celisus: "Millaterry sketmatics? No. Secret to enturnal youth in a bottle? Rather not to get involve with THAT again. The Journal of Nightus and Heavenslight? No."
 * Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, file, file, nail file, file, file file file file file file file!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Methods of rulling a kingdom, condinentialy of the lost cristail empire queen, Chrysalis's true identity, Breezie repopulation program, plans to reseract ".MOV" Celestia, Equestian ban on "Five Night's at Freddy's", resicipes for cake!? GAHHH?! THESE ARE ALL STUPID PRIVATE FILES?!"
 * Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, Tirek plan file, file, file, file, fi-"
 * Darkness Qui smacks Narcotic away!
 * Darkness Qui: "NARCOTIC YOU HALF IDIOT HALF GENIUS?! YOU FOUND IT?!"
 * Darkness Qui grabbed the Tirek plan file.
 * Darkness Qui opened it.
 * Darkness Qui: "Ahem! It all started on when I arranged a meeting with the King and Queen of The Draconqui lands, disguising it as a rotine visit from the Duke and Duchess of Maretonia. Ohh, a secret meeting! I must read more!?"
 * The Duke, Duchess, and royal aides enter the same room as Celestia, Luna, and Candence.
 * The Duke: "Is this room, silent?"
 * Luna: "It's perfectly sound-proof. No one is able to hear you, King Wacky."
 * The Duke, Duchess, and the aides suddenly transform into King Waky, Queen Pranks, Discord and Black Kat!
 * Discord: "Well it's about time! I hate pretending to a old nepolian pony of a completely made-up place, just so we can attend royal events and big sporting events like the recent Equestian Games, JUST SO PONIES WOULDN'T STARE!?"
 * Black Kat: "Your telling me! Ponies still don't realise that Maretonia isn't even real!"
 * Queen Pranks: "Oh hush now, some ponies like that awful Pred Judu Des still have negitive feelings torwords us, THAT'S why we have to pretend to be made-up polilical figures!"
 * King Wacky: "Oh now, my queen, you can't really blame them, being as a pony gives a nasty, (cracks his back) crick in the spinal cords! Excuse me while I straighten them out.... Oh, marry men!"
 * Discord looked embarrised.
 * King Wacky: "Ahh, it feels good singing a dreamworks song. Anyway, so, any good news about finally, the hopeful capture of that Tirek brute from the escape from the Tartarus insodent? I would like to hear good news that the darkspawnic centaur is corraled back into there by those demon vultures of yours!"
 * Luna: "Sadly, no. Those incompident twits couldn't catch a cold!"
 * King Wacky: ".... Oh.... And, what exactly are we having this meeting for?"
 * Celestia: Well, ever since that time that Cerberus escaped from Tartarus, Tirek has been free for too long. I had a vision of him returning recently, and I've got all of you here for something important.
 * Discord: What is it?
 * Celestia: Well...Discord, I'm sending you to go after him.
 * Everyone: WHAT?
 * Discord: Why me? Why not just send Twilight?
 * Celestia: Because I know that you, of any of the other allies I have, are capable of tracking down growing magic sources. Twilight is still working on such a spell, and I believe you should qualify enough.
 * King Wacky:...Uh, with all do respect, your majesty, why are you sending our son to go after Tirek? Won't something happen? Tirek is sure to use Discord against us.
 * Celestia: Well, actually, that's part of the plan.
 * Discord:...Uh...What do you mean?
 * Celestia: Well, I don't know if the Vultures will be able to catch Tirek, if at all. Tirek's too clever for their, limited capabilities. So I'm sending Discord to do something very ballsy. I know this is going to shock all of you, and I don't want Twilight or any of my non-High-council allies to find out, but here it is, judging by how Discord is prone to, relapse every once in a while, given the recent, Darkness Qui mess, I intend on having him look like he will be tricked by Tirek into taking his side, and I've got everything planned out. Plus, Discord is starting to help Twilight so often, they're getting closer to discovering the keys to the box of the Tree of Harmony. We all may not know what's inside, but Discord will certainly give them clues on how to discover the keys. It will not only stop Tirek, but it will also aid Twilight, and make her friendship and relations stronger and possible even grant a replacement power of the Elements of Harmony, or even restore it to make it independent of the jewels of it.
 * Discord: YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!? Even, even to Fluttershy?
 * Luna: "Don't look at us, we're not sure if it's a garrintie as well."
 * King Wacky: Did I just hear that right? You're saying you want Discord to...BETRAY the ponies just to help save Equestria? That's total, hypocistity!? Scandalious!? Outragious!? And out of the norm, too.
 * Black Kat: (Chuckles) You're joking, right?
 * Celestia: Well, if we don't do it now, stopping Triek will become impossable in the rate he's in. Conventional methods won't work for someone like him. Things will be so intertwined that everypony will be given what they either want or deserve. I can't think of any other way to fix all these problems than this whole complicated plan. It may sound crazy...but it just might work.
 * Black Kat: I don't know about that, your highness. What if Discord gets found out? What if Twilight finds out? Wouldn't it ruin your reputation by setting them all up like this?
 * Discord: "Not to mention what that sword jocky Pred Judu Des would do to me if this gets out!?"
 * Celestia: Kat, Discord, it's the only chance we've got of solving all these problems. Discord, you have been in too much trouble, the Elements' absence means no major defense from danger, and Tirek might not be stopped in time if we don't do this.
 * Queen Pranks: Well, if you're sure you want to get through with this, then we shall accept. I hope you know what you're doing.
 * Celestia: Oh, believe me, Queen Pranks, it's what's best. I mean, not only for all of Equestria, but for the rest of the UUniverses in general.
 * Darkness Qui:...(Scoffs, and laughs extremely hard) I-I-I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! (Laughs)
 * Celsius: (Dubbed as Iago) Oh, boy. She's cracked. She's gone nuts. (Goes up to Qui's face) Qui! QUI! Get a GRIP! (Qui grabs Celsius by the neck)...GOOD GRIP!
 * Darkness Qui: YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
 * Narcotic: Uh...Celestia is prone to using other people's personalities to her advantage?
 * Darkness Qui: No! It means...it means CELESTIA HAS BEEN KEEPING A SECRET ABOUT THE INCIDENT FROM HER ALLIES! (Laughs) It's BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!!! I can use this to turn her allies against her. Well, non- "High Council" ones, but I diegress!
 * QP: "Aren't you afraid this will somehow backfire on us too?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh trust me. It'll work. I seen dishonest advisers in the universe we're from do it to get their benvolent bosses out of office! One little peak in Celestia's skeliton closet, AND IT'S THE END OF THE REIGN OF THE SUN PRINCESS!?"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, I'm sure it might be worth a try. So, how do we do it?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Back to the base! We need to set up a broudband strong enough to-"
 * QP: "Or just expose it to Villain Action News on the Universe's, "Villain's Channel"."
 * Darkness Qui made a shock face.
 * Darkness Qui: "They, have a villains' channel?"
 * Celisus: "I heard of that. It's some sort of, underground station program exclusive for villains, and/or villain enfusiests. They interview villains, have shows that normal TV NEVER authorises, and a renigade news station called the V.A.N. V.A.N. is netourious for trying to expose secrets of goverments of the good side, talk about protacted secret weapons and all powerful magical objects, and bad mouth heroes! It's what helps the villain community here funtion. It once covered a story on the tragity that was the Villains Act. They were very sympathic in our senses."
 * Darkness Qui: "....... I did not now, that even existed! A station for villains?"
 * Narcotic: "And Villain Enfusiests."
 * Darkness Qui: "Well.... That makes everything, strangely easier. Are they capable to interupt NON-Villain Programs like normal stations?"
 * Celisus: "Only if it's an ABSOLUTE, nesesity."
 * Darkness Qui: "And exposing the biggest conspiracty of Celestia?"
 * Celisus: "..... It falls right into that requirement."
 * The Villains start to laugh!
 * A Monsterious TV Overlord is seen.
 * A Wolf Spider: "Sir, the new series "Slaughter of cute animals" is a big hit! And it earned great controversey!"
 * A Camel Spider: "The ratings of "Exterm-a-mate" are through the roof?!"
 * A Centepede: "The Success of "Pranks on Good Kings" went swimingly!"
 * A Tiger: "The New kid's show "Heroes SUCK balls" is a big, controverseal hit!? Our site is crawling with hero fans bitching to us! How we enjoy their anger!?"
 * Other evil animals rejoice of successful "Villain Shows".
 * A female Emperor Scorpain appeared.
 * Female Emperor Scorpian: "The Villain's Channel continues to be a powerful, controverseal, and funtional hit! Villains love us! And we get sweet kicks out of those whiny complainers! And thanks to your dipomatic ammunity, thanks to our, persayisve lobbiests to Tri-corn...."
 * Tri-corn was strapped to a chear!
 * Three Weasel thugs are seen with her egg!
 * Weasel 1: "So, are you gonna give Lord Tele-Visor Diplomatic ammunity and LEAVE Villain's Channel alone? OR ARE WE GONNA MAKE OMLETS?!"
 * Tri-Corn: "OK!? OK?! PLEASE DON'T HURT HER!? I'LL GIVE YOUR MASTER HIS AMMUNITY?! JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!"
 * Lord Tele-Visor (The TV Overlord Monster): "Yes, yes, YES?! MY BUSINESS EMPIRE IS A HIT!? My dream to give villains their own, dark entertainment, free from the rules of those, bossy goody-goodies, and, my satisfaction of the goodies ANGER?! Their HATE?! THEIR ANGISH?! It's all MINE!? ALL MY HARD-WORK, BELONGS TO ME?! It belongs to me."

Video Video ends. Some explaining later... V.A.N. News room.
 * Female Empress Scorpian: "Now, the next V.A.N. news update is next. I heard our news team has exciting new stuff."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "That's GREAT news, Chizibelle! I look forword to another successful V.A.N. viewing! The controersey I igmagne, will top the exposing, of Queen Kida's underwear, and the one when they reveil King Aurther of the WB world, is a BRONY!? HA!? IGMAGINE HIM LIKING PONIES?! THEY'RE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!?"
 * He and his followers laughed!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Or, or even the one when we exposed, that Simba, ATE BUGS?!"
 * They laughed harder!?
 * Chizibelle: "(Laughs), Yes sir, good times! And I loved the one where we always bad mouth those enemies of all villains: The Lougers!?"
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Yeah! My faverite, was when we made up stories that they EAT THEIR OWN SHIT!?"
 * They laughed!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "OR WHEN WE EXPOSED THE CHRISMAS EGGNOG DRUNK SPONGEBOB THING!?"
 * They Laughed harder!?
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "And the ever classical, meme sensation-?!"
 * Lord Tele-Visor plays a video on his mouth screen!
 * A recording of Icky in a tutu is seen.
 * Icky: "Rarity, why the fuck are you making me wear this again?"
 * Rarity: "I'm testing it for Sweetie Belle for her dance recital soon."
 * Icky: "When was Sweetie ever been interested in dance?"
 * Rarity: ".... Latest Cutie Mark attempt."
 * Icky: "Oh....."
 * Rarity: "She doing the dance of the Buttercups!?"
 * Rarity clears her throat!
 * Rarity: "Sweet little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, la la la La lalala!"
 * Rarity sighed.
 * Rarity: "SING WITH ME ICKY!?"
 * Icky: "Aw, do I have too?"
 * Rarity: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAASE!?"
 * Icky sighed.
 * Icky and Rarity started to sing Sweet little buttercup togather, while Icky is unenusiastic.
 * Laughs are heard louder!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!? I love being a giant TV monster genius."
 * A lone clap was heard!
 * The TV station villains look to see Qui and her Assusiates, Qui doing a lone, slow clap.
 * Darkness Qui: "I have heard every word on how your underground business works, and I must say... I'm impressed."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Welly well well! If it ain't the lost queen of a dark empire herself! Members of the Villain Station Family, let's all give her around of applease for uncountable years of villain success!"
 * Narcotic: Villain Success? Since WHEN have we been successful in what we have been trying to do for years?
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "...... Dude, I meant the once powerful Villains Act. Seriously bro, you is one stupid bird."
 * Darkness Qui: Narcotic, shut up! What did I say about being stupid in front of new villains!? Anyway, I think I have some sensitive information that will make both of us happy. Something about...Celestia betraying her own kingdom.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Ooh, I like what I am hearing. Go on.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: GET OUT!!! CELESTIA TOLD DISCORD TO GET ONTO TIREK'S SIDE?!?
 * Darkness Qui: Indeed. Discord, his girlfriend, his parents, and all the Alicorns except Twilight know about this. Just imagine what will happen if everyone in Equestria knew about it?
 * Chizibelle: Mass hysteria?
 * Tiger: Rebellion?
 * Centipede: Hate?
 * Camal Spider: "Usurp of power?"
 * Wolf Spider: "A degrade of High Council trust in the Public?"
 * Darkness Qui: Exactly! Not to mention the ones who know about it will be punished as well. Cadance's Reforming Monastery will be cancelled for opening, the Draconequui will be despised again, and...well, we might know what could happen to Luna.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Nightmare Moon?
 * Darkness Qui: Bingo!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: (Chuckles wildly) THIS IS AMAZING!!! MY CHANNEL'S RATES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE ROOF!!! VILLAINS WILL GO ON A TOTAL FRENZY!
 * Darkness Qui: Exactly, and as soon as the info hits the news, villains in these UUniverses will be BEGGING to join forces with me. (Chuckles) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THINGS ARE FINALLY GOING AROUND FOR ME! I'M FINALLY GONNA WIN THIS BATTLE! (Chuckles wildly) I'M GONNA RULE THESE UUNIVERSES!!! (Laughs wildly, and breaths deeply with everyone looking at her weird)...(Clears throat) Pardon me.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Well...okay.
 * Darkness Qui: But I'll help you with this info under ONE condition, and you'd better do it, or I won't hesitate to have any of my minions attack first and ask questions later. (Celsius flames up, Narcotic takes out his infector gun, and QP takes out her weapons)
 * Lord Tele-Visor: (The evil animals panic and hide behind Tele-Visor, who shows no fear) I'm not easy to intimidate, but I love the moxie.  Whatever you want, I shall accept. Just name it.
 * Darkness Qui: I want you all to help me ensure that everything goes according to plan. I want you all to get everything plunged into total hysteria, and I want Celestia and the Shell Lodgers to suffer a fate worse than death.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Very well. You got yourself a deal. I shall introduce the workers here. This is Chizibelle.
 * Chizibelle: Greetings.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Strex Stripe.
 * Tiger (Strex Stripe): Nice to see you.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Widdy the Camel-Spider.
 * Camel-Spider (Widdy): Hello.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Webber the Wolf-Spider.
 * Wolf-Spider (Webber): Greetings, villains.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Walker the Centipede.
 * Centipede (Walker): Let me give you a hand or two!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: And THESE are the Bastard Brothers, Wheezer, Jack, and Burnett.
 * Weasels (Bastard Bros.): Hello.
 * QP: "Charming bunch of rouges, I'm sure."
 * Darkness Qui: "Now, we just need actess to your, news team, V.A.N."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Actess? Just go right in! Our News Reporters, Coco Racha and Grom-More the Destuctive will love you guys!"
 * A Giant Spanish look Cocarouch and a nasty looking alien that looks like a Xenomorth are seen.
 * Voice: "Ok, Coco Racha, we're ready in five minutes, sweet heart!"
 * Coco: "Thank you, director. Is the weather lier in place?"
 * A crazed straight-jacket baboon is seen making gibberish sound!
 * Baboon: "HAIL WITH FIREBALLS?! (LAUGHS)?!"
 * Coco: "Sport's reporters?"
 * A violent bull is seen.
 * Bull: "All sports teams suck!" Sports in general suck?!"
 * Coco: "On scene reporter, Albert Wheatly?"
 * A Salamander is seen on screen.
 * Salamander (Albert): "I am in position at the location of the secret high council potions area! Ready to expose secretive de-corruptions potions, and expose them to anti-reformests!"
 * Coco: "We're all set."
 * Voice: "Ok, in three, two-"
 * ???: "STOP THE PRESSES!?"
 * Everyone sees Darkness Qui and friends!
 * Celisus: "We have BIGGER news then what rubbish you were going to show!"
 * QP: "It shall promise unfortold ratings!?"
 * Narcotic: "I'LL HAVE A BURGER AND FRIES?!"
 * Silence.
 * Narcotic: "What?"
 * Coco: "(Scoff), Ok, who are you people?"
 * Alien: "Zenomork does NOT approve!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I appolgies for the interuption, friends. I, am Darkness Qui."
 * Coco: "Oh yeah.... I covered your story.... It's a tragity what became of the VA. It was a horrorable punch to the face to very successful forms of villainy. I wish there was a way that tragity was reversed."
 * Zenomork: "Zenomork seconds that notion!"
 * Darkness Qui: Well, we have news that will blow your mind. If you can show it to the entire UUniverses, then I can assure you, there will be some serious words.
 * Zenomork: Zenomork likes what Zenomork hears.
 * Darkness Qui: Well, let's all get ready. We've got some secrets to leak.
 * Coco: Actually, it might take a couple of moments to get this place prepared for a breaking news report. Especially one that's mind-boggling. It'll take about...half an hour.
 * Darkness Qui: (Sighs) Well, let's just get started....

Chapter 2: Things Look Up Until A Terrible Secret Is Revealed
Canterlot Reforming Monastery RM Hallway Canterlot Filing Room Celestia's Bedroom The News. Celestia's room. News. The room.
 * The Louge Van is seen.
 * The Lougers appeared in Celestia's thrown room.
 * Celestia: "Lougers, it's great to see you again. To what I owe todays visit."
 * Icky: "We're here to see how the Reforming Monistairy is doing."
 * Celestia: "Alchourse. I'll be more then happy to take you there myself."
 * Lord Shen: Great. (They are all teleported away)
 * Celestia: (They are all teleported there) Here we are.
 * SpongeBob:...(The Monastery looks like a large apartment building, and is shaped like an I on top view, with baby pink bricks, small glass windows, glass doors with a front yard with a waterless fountain with a golden statue of Cadance on top of it, a purple roof with attic windows, which the left front part of the building isn't finished and is under construction, and a sign that says 'The Equestian Reformation Monastery: Where people gain the hearts of a Princess.')...Wow!
 * Lord Shen: Not bad.
 * Celestia: Yes, it's a nice place. 99% of it is completed, and it might be done in about 2 days.
 * Gilda: Is Cadance here?
 * Celestia: Actually, she's on her way here with Shining Armor right now. She's checking to see if whoever's been causing that chaotic magic isn't making things for this place worse. Apparently, it's not.
 * Icky: Well, whoever's been doing it must really HATE having this place being built. I wonder why he hasn't been being a jerk to the construction workers?
 * ???: Well, we actually don't have to worry about that crazy magic anymore. (Cadance and Shining Armor appear)
 * Shining Armor: We had the opportunity to put up a protective shield around the place to ensure that it doesn't get ruined anymore. The shield will let heroes in, but not villains.
 * Cadance: Plus, the place is complete enough for the people I've gained to get settled into their apartments. We've even made sure that their rooms are magical so that, in case they get angry or insane, we can use it to calm them down. It's the best we've got.
 * Viper: Well, I like the fountain. It really makes the yard look fancier.
 * Patrick: "The Equestian Reformashion Monasstery: Where people game the hearts of a Princess"? Uh, how can you 'game' a heart of a Princess? It doesn't seem to make sense.
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself) It's 'gain', not 'game'!
 * Patrick: Oh...so Cadance reforms them by tearing her heart out and puts it in them?
 * Squidward: (Face palms again) What part of the family did you inherit a mental illness?
 * Tigress: Squidward!
 * Patrick: I don't know, actually. My family's parts are clean and are all healthy.
 * Squidward: OH, FORGET IT! (Leaves muttering gibberish)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, the slogan is a way of saying how Cadance makes people much nicer than ever.
 * Patrick: Oh, right.
 * Cadance: Well, let's go inside. I'd like to show you what we have here. (They all go through the glass doors)
 * Cadance: I've made this place as decorative as possible. I've added some grand paintings of Equestria's history to the walls, I've added golden decorations...
 * Mr. Krabs: (Dragging his gold-bar eyes across the floor) Gold, gold, gold, gold, GOOOLD!!!
 * Cadance: I've made the hallways here seem fancy, and the place has 5 floors. The elevators took a while to make, especially since not many parts of Equestria have elevators, and, well, look at the ceiling. (They all do that, and see that it looks very much like the Sistine Chapel, only with ponies, Alicorns, and are given an artistic pattern)
 * Sandy: Well, Dad-gum, that looks fantastic!
 * Trixie: I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.
 * Cadance: We had the greatest artists in Equestria paint the ceiling. Most of the ceilings here look like this. And, as I've said before, the apartment rooms of the students have been enchanted into balancing out the mind of the student once they get angry or get any ideas of doing something nasty. The room locks itself up, and it puts the student into a hallucinatory trance which balances out the anger by...well...showing them what happens in their future if their anger continues.
 * Spyro: Well, that's a little efficient, isn't it?
 * ???: "DOW!?"
 * Everyone looks to see Former Emperor Fang buried by luggage!"
 * Othello: "Oh dear! I am so sorry, Fang! It is difficult to carry 206 bags you know!"
 * Fang: "Just, get, them, off me!?"
 * Othello: "Oh, duh I, alchorse!"
 * Othello struggles with the first luggage!
 * Icky: "Wait.... Weren't those guys in Sure Gum?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh, don't worry. Remember when we told him back when we had to deal with Hypnorattle? Well, this monistairy is that answer to the issue. Equestia is reknown for understanding and forgiveness so, why not have a reformation clinic here?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, in light of the, SpongeBob, Alex, and Friends Return to Never Land fiasco, I guess it's no true problem considering he lost his powers thanks to Makuta. You know, consider both The Spongebob series and the Spyro series happen, inbetween eachother in a, rather complincated way."
 * ???: "Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na nana! Hey!"
 * Everyone sees Kevin (Qu Dan) scatting while playing his gitar!
 * Crane: "Kevin? Wasn't he refomed independently of this place?"
 * Cadence: "Yes, but he still felt incline to prove his changed is legit. Espeically considering the, court mess. His signed in on a work visa as a musical artist, while honing in on his songs for concerts to endorse the Monistairy and the impourence to be forgiven and forgiveness."
 * Kevin sees Fang buried under bangs.
 * Kevin: "Oh hey there, hair-cut! Help me help you out!"
 * Kevin scat real fast as he effertlessly tossed around bags into a back cart, clearing out the mess and unknowingly got Othello stuck in the cart!
 * Kevin: "TA-DA! No authograths, please!"
 * Fang: "Yes, now how's about you get my majordomo out of HIS situation?"
 * Kevin sees Othello stuck!
 * Kevin: "Oops. Sorry, little guy."
 * Kevin gets Othello unstuck!
 * Othello: "DOH?! Good sir, may I advise you watch were you (scats mocking) next time?!"
 * Kevin: "Chill dude! Ya know, your almost like a sofisicated Iago."
 * Othello: "In all actually, he's my brother."
 * Kevin: "Get out! Hey, do you know Crane? He's my brother!"
 * Fang: "It's almost an odd coinsidence. I too have a brother of my regel simularity in the louge. It's almost like fate."
 * Icky: "Hey, speaking of that, look behind ya!"
 * The trio look.
 * Othello: "Oh, shoot...... Look, we insist we're not here for trouble! We had been court-ordered to spend time here in this place, and, we have come to see what it is."
 * Fang: "Oh, relax, it's not like they aren't aware of this."
 * Kevin: "Hey guys, what's happening?"
 * ???: "Excuse me, miss Candence?"
 * A person in a brown robe holding a map is seen.
 * Person: "I would like to know where the uh, magic study labs are. If I wish to practice nicer magic, I would like to know where-"
 * The Person reveils himself as Lord Zuhrontimon as a human.
 * He seems Mimi!
 * Zuhron: "GAAAH?! MISS MIMI!?"
 * Mimi: "YOU!?"
 * Zuhron: "Ma'am, please, I am not THAT Zuhron anymore! I am not even a demon now! I changed in more ways then o-"
 * Zuhron screams like a girl as Mimi beats him up!
 * Fang laughs!
 * Othello: "Oh, such lothesome violence!"
 * Kevin: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kid, cool it!"
 * ???: "Alright, Alright, break it up!?"
 * A hand picks up Mimi. It was Stomper.
 * Stomper: "I'm for a good rough-housing, but there's a rule on that, so I have to put a stop to that."
 * Mimi: "COME ON, YOU SKYRIM CLONE!? I WANT MY PAYBACK ON THE GUY WHO RUINED HALLOWEEN FOR ME?!"
 * Zuhron: "Please miss Mimi! I wasn't that bad, right?"
 * ???: "Oh, please. I call attempted Darkspawnication, slightly bad."
 * Black Tie rolled in on a Wheel chear with Belle Hope by his side.
 * Black Tie: "And your contribution to that vile powder you had. One can't really BLAME the girl's albeit, overkill reaction, quite frankly."
 * Trixie: "Black Tie? Your out of Prison early?"
 * Black Tie: "Brother's silver tongue convinced Tri-Corn to have me here instead. I suppose he couldn't stand someone of my, conditon, being amongst filthy criminals.... So, I am sentenced to live here now. With the other repenters of socity."
 * Zuhron: "You, don't sound very greatful."
 * Black Tie: "Don't get me wrong, I actselly am, but I am just being, sofisicated about it. A gentlepony doesn't publicly display emotions like a class comedian."
 * ???: "Would you care for more Coffice, Mr. Tie?"
 * Jappetho appeared.
 * Jappetho: "I made it hot like you- (Sees Lougers), AGGGH?! THE CRAZY MISFITS?!"
 * Jappetho drops the coffice on Black Tie!
 * Black Tie: "GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? HOT COFFICE?! YOU IDIOT!? YOU DROPPED A HOT LIDQUID REFRESHMENT ON A DISABLED GENTLEPONY?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?"
 * Jappetho: "Sorry! It's just, I saw those misfits guys and, I'm kinda afraid of them when they broke into my house to force me, brutally I might add, where my disobedient puppet was!"
 * Black Tie: "TYPICAL OF SOMEONE AFRAID OF A FICTIONAL GROUP OF THE FFA FBI!? WHY I OUGHTA-"
 * Belle Hope: "Black, you promise you weren't gonna lose your temper."
 * Black Tie: Sorry, but DAMN did that hurt!
 * Icky: "Wait, didn't you had minions?"
 * Black Tie: "They went to persue honest work these days. I no longer exacly have that great of a fortune due to most of it being bail money and what was left now being use to pay depts."
 * ???: "Careful son!"
 * Dr. Wazabi and his son are seen with an exspearimental super-computer!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "The Super-Nova Connection Device is a sensitive piece of equitment!"
 * Orra: "Relax, dad, I'm being careful as careful comes!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "This thing is an answer to this appearent, "Connection" problem, it would be inadviseable if it were to fall hidiously short!"
 * Orra: "Hey, your lucky I still listen to you even dispite that "You got me in jail for doing an unacceptable amount of hacking and that Digimon corruption" thing!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "I am still sorry on that! Good devines, that prison and my seperation from you made us dysfuntional."
 * Orra: "It's not that! It's just you don't seem to trust me to handle a giant computer properly!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "It's not that, I am merely instructing you yo be careful!"
 * Ann-Tena came in.
 * Ann-Tena: "That thing looks cool, Wazabi. But, are you sure it's gonna work?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "My dear, I was able to created giant cross-breed monsters from DNA and program a rival's creations to work for me! This device as a garrintie to funtion!"
 * Ann-Tena: "That's what you said about the LAST 3 before they litterally blew up in your face!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "They were exspearimental! This time, I am sure!"
 * Ann-Tena: 3, 2, 1...(The device blows up in his face)
 * Dr. Wazabi:...DANG IT!!!
 * SpongeBob: Is this all of them?
 * Cadance: Yes. I intend on getting more here like that Hypnorattle snake and his fly friend. That is, when Prison 42 releases him, or something else comes on. By the way, isn't Twilight here?
 * Celestia: Not really. I allowed her to take a visit through the magic mirror so she could visit Sunset, and remind her of the new movie coming this month.
 * Kowalski: It's just unbelievable that even the High Council can't locate where that human world is. I mean, we all know it's in the Hasbro Universe, but most of it is undiscovered, especially since Hasbro hasn't made that much besides merchandise. All we know about it is that it is only accessible through that simple mirror....Come to think of it, I wonder if it affects us as well?
 * Skipper: Well, I don't think it's necessary to find out, Kowalski. We won't be seeing the place in person for a while.
 * Max: Aside from our only knowledge of the place being in the last movie.
 * Sam: Indeed.
 * Spyro: Yes. That place is indeed a void to us. Even Ignitus is puzzled that it's difficult to find the place.
 * Sparx: Well, it would be nice to see the place. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a human.
 * Celestia: Indeed. I'm amazed that the place has become invisible to the rest of the UUniverses. I've known about it since my parents discovered it mysteriously in the underground caverns in Canterlot long ago.
 * Trixie: You've had it before? I thought it was part of the Crystal Empire.
 * Luna: Well, we brought it there for security measures. We've never used it that often except for a substitute world of banishment.
 * Celestia: Especially for a group of 3 girls who have put up a serious problem for me.
 * Luna: Who?
 * Celestia: Oh, well, they're--
 * Guard Pony: Your highness! Princess Twilight has returned.
 * Celestia: Really? Already? What made her come back early?
 * Guard Pony: Well, the visit actually wasn't that long. Plus, it's almost the time that the portal nearly closes, so she didn't wanna get stuck for a while.
 * Celestia: Great. I shall be there momentarily.
 * Lord Shen: We shall go with you, your highness.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, it might not hurt to ask Twilight how it's been at that untraceable place.
 * Icky: Not to mention we left the van there.
 * Cadance: Well, it was nice of you to see the Monastery anyway.
 * Celestia: So long, Cadance. (They all teleport away)
 * Twilight was eschourted by Chrstail guards.
 * Twilight: "Thanks for the ride back, guys."
 * The Guards stayed silent.
 * Twilight: "Ya know, Celestia seriously needs to decree that you guys start to act abit social."
 * The Lougers appeared!
 * Icky: "S'up, Twi-Twi."
 * Twilight: It's fine. I'm still--(Wobbles with her 4 legs)...Trying to adjust to 4 legs after my visit to Sunset's world. (Manages to get back to perfect walking) Being on just 2 legs in another world does that to you. And Sunset is doing well. She still knows about you guys since Clare had that reality-altering stone. I did discover that...well...the school still doesn't appreciate her actions after my last visit. Though she was celebrated, it was skeptically celebrated except for the counterparts of Celestia, Luna, and my friends. I didn't get the chance to see Flash's counterpart, though. Sunset said he was on a vacation with his family, and was already told about the new movie.
 * SpongeBob: Well, we'll see if we can get that movie once it comes out. Where are the others?
 * Twilight: They're on their way here. I had to ask them to keep Discord distracted from the urge to follow me to the human world. Since he found out, he's been wanting to see it in person even though we tried GOD knows how many times to deter him from the mirror. I can imagine they were successful because the portal is closed now. We'd estimate it'll be open again by the September 27th.
 * Icky: Yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea to see what Discord would look like in the human world, or even his possible counterpart. I'd imagine his counterpart would be like a terrorist, or a criminal, or something that fits chaos or injustice.
 * Celestia: Well, I guess everything seems to be in order here--
 * Guard Pony #1: (The Guard Ponies from the beginning appear after waking from their sleep) YOUR HIGHNESS!!! YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN RAIDED!
 * Celestia: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Spyro: WHAT?!?
 * Celestia:...What happened?!?
 * Guard Pony #2: We don't know. Someone just gassed us, and we got knocked out before we could see who did it. We looked through the files, and everything was accounted for except for one file.
 * Luna: Which one?
 * Guard Pony #1: The Tirek file!
 * Celestia:...Uh-oh!
 * Lord Shen: Celestia, what's wrong? (They are all teleported away)
 * Celestia: (They teleport there and see that the files are ransacked. Celestia looks through them, and finds that the Tirek file is missing)...Oh my, God! They didn't.
 * Luna: Not one of our sensitive files!
 * Twilight: Sensitive?
 * Celestia: Everyone, I fear there's something that you should know about what whoever did this had stolen. Let me warn you, it will not be pleasant.
 * Cynder: What is it?
 * Celestia: I--
 * Guard Pony #3: YOUR HIGNESS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!!
 * Icky: Jesus, how many times are those guards going to randomly appear?
 * Celestia: (The group enters, and they see the TV) What is it?
 * Lord Shen: You have a TV?
 * Luna: Don't ask.
 * TV: "It's the V.A.N. (A picture of a Van running over the camera!) Villain Action News!? On the Villain Channel, with a urgent speical report!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, we were interupted for THAT trash?"
 * TV: "Now, your renigade news casters, Coco Racha and Zenomork!"
 * Coco: "Hello, simple, simple, and obeyable viewers of TV. I am Coco-"
 * Zenmork: "Zenomork is Zenmork!"
 * Coco: "And we have a TOP story treat for you on an all day, all viewing, and VERY exposing news prodcasting of a very SHOCKING secret of Princess Celestia. Brought to us for you to see, is none other then the alternate universe of evil herself-"
 * Darkness Qui shoves the two aside!
 * Darkness Qui: "SURPRISE, BITCH?! I GOT YOU GOOD, THIS TIME?!"
 * Gasps are heard!
 * Icky: "Oh, hell no!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "I know your secret, Princess Lier of the Sun! Good people of this, backwater universe, Celestia, supposed benvolent ruler, HAS COMMITED A CONSPIRACTY!?"
 * Gasps are heard!
 * Darkness Qui: "Not just any, normal conspiracty, something, even someone like myself, guilty of commiting them, IS APPALLED, but mildly amsued, BY WHAT THE SO CALLED "PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS", HAS PULLED!? Now, Zenomork, Coco? Have you ever wondered how Tirek had NO problem duping Discord into going traitor awhile back?"
 * Zenomork: "Zenomork thinks it because Discord is an idiot."
 * Coco: "Tirek has silver tongue persayion?"
 * Darkness Qui: "All generally fair points, but there's more, baby! (Reveils the file) There's more!"
 * Luna: THE TIREK FILE!!!
 * Twilight: Your highness, what does that file say?
 * Celestia: Well, I--
 * Darkness Qui's voice: It says that Celestia had actually PLANNED for Disocrd to "Betray Equestia" the whole damn time. She knew that that would stop Tirek quicker, and that Twilight and her silly friends would find out what was in the Tree of Harmony's box quicker.
 * Po: WHAT?!?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * Icky: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: Your highness...you PLANNED for Discord to betray us?
 * Darkness Qui: That's right! She's a disgrace to her own kingdom. While she did do it for the good of her own kingdom, even Discord, his girlfriend, and his parents were in on it, as well as Luna and Cadance.
 * Twilight:...I...
 * Darkness Qui: You're probably wondering how I came into stealing this information in the first place. Well, I heard from Narcotic that Celestia had no problems when Discord was sued after Tirek's attack, and showed no emotion. I knew right then that something was up.
 * Celestia: (Has a shocked face)...Oops.
 * Lord Shen: OOPS?!? OOPS!?!
 * Darkness Qui: Well, Princess Celestia, if you're hearing this, I hope you're happy now that THE ENTIRE UUNIVERSES KNOWS YOUR DIRTY SECRET!!! Everyone is seeing this on TV, and they all know.
 * Zenomork: (Chuckles) Enjoy your misery. This is Villain Action News, Zenomork is Zenomork.
 * Coco: "And I'm Coco Racha."
 * Zenomork: We now return to your bland and regular programming. (They cut off)
 * Twilight:...Princess Celestia...is this true?
 * Celestia:...Yes, it is. Look, it's not what you think. I know it's not the best of ideas, but look how it turned out. You got your own kingdom, Discord is looking to the brighter side, Tirek is still in Tartarus, and you and your friends are Equestria's new defenses.
 * Twilight: YET LUNA, CADANCE, DISCORD, HIS PARENTS, AND KAT KNEW ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME?!? Discord wasn't tricked this whole time, and he nearly broke Fluttershy's heart in the process?!? I don't know how Fluttershy will react after all this. (Eyes start to tear up) I just can't believe this. You nearly got me and my friends doomed.
 * Lord Shen: Your highness, why didn't you say anything about this before Discord's last trial?
 * Celestia: Because I didn't think you'd like it. That's why I had to keep it a secret.
 * Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like anyone takes those trashy Villain Channel people seriously. Only idiots would-"