Perytons'of'Fun

The Mane 7 and the Lougers were invited to the Springtime Festival held by the Perytons. However, Twilight, in understanding that Tempest has defelupted a rather nasty opinion on Perytons after her rough encounter with Skyceria's sister, Princess Prominade, and Tempest growling at the idea of seeing the Perytons again more then shows that Tempest wanted nothing to do with anything about the Perytons. Not helping that Prominade, in her typical Mad Munchkin's Mary Sue fastion, still acts like an utter dumb cunt around Tempest, stating that Tempest was lucky that the King and Queen want Tempest around out of fear of bad PR with ponies, otherwise she would just boot her out again, no questions ask, stating that her past will NEVER be irrelivent, provoking Tempest to smack her in the face, causing Prominade to bawl her eyes out and make a scene! Then Tempest delivers an angry and very racist rant torwords the already shocked king and queen, redusing the queen to tears and leaving the king a blittering buffoon, mocking their parenting of Prominade and insulting their culture?! Then Tempest stomped off in a bitter rage, forcefully dragging Grubber with her. However, to add worser defeluptments, Ostro South came back with his Harpy girlfriend, who were reveled to actselly had been trying to do a secret coup to reform the sect, to warn that Great Queen Harpiss, the harpy queen of a rogue sect of Harpies armed with Panan Magic that congured Perytia, has came to be aware of Mount Borges thanks to the team-up of Absolut'e, Baholony, Neighsay, Svengallop and Wind Rider, exposing it to her, as a means to use anomamously exposed infomation to undermind the Friendship School's legit ability to really protect the lands from conquest. With the Mane 7 and even the Lougers and Gazelle quickly turned into Trees by Speicalised Panan Orbs, the students were forced to flee with Prominade in tow, as now the group need to get to Tempest and get her to help save the Perytons, but thing is, Tempest is greatly refusing because she deemed the Perytons to be cruel because of Prominade's stupidity. Course, Prominade did try to apologise, but she is mentally unable to do it without criticising Tempest and mocking her life choices whilest so, thus only serving to push Tempest away. Now, the students take on the penultamate challnage of teaching someone as mentally incompident as Prominade to learn to not blurt out her personal feelings and to understand the impourence of reckitising redemption. Not helping they have to do this while contending with a very persistent Bounty Hunter from the Kill-Claimers hired by Svengallop, named Mr. Xavior B. Adass, a defect sentient Mr. X Tyrant from the Resident Evil world that managed to left the world and become assentually one of Kill-Claimers most prodominant Bounty Hunters, but Neighsay was able to trigger his defected Umbrella Programming into be in their control so they can use him against the students without Xavior thinking independently, so the rest of the Factily, along with Capper and the finally arriving additional assistents for Buzzord, even Euri Kaki, to figure out how to liberate Xavior of this program, with the relucence of having to call Deadpool and his Kill-Claimer X-Force to do it, assentually since Deadpool was here to basicly rescue Xavior from this forced enslavement by Neighsay anyway, espeically when their best shot involves another Endling Cragmite named Cynidress, a genectics master who is basicly Xavior's personal care taker and provider of an impourent medicine needed to keep Xavior stable or else the Unbrella program re-activates.

Prologue

 * The Lougers Van was seen heading torwords the Hasbro Universe, as the Lougers are seen staring at Kairi and Boy Sora confusedly, with Riku confused at them.......
 * Sora: "..... Why, are you all staring?"
 * Icky: "Wellllll...... Let's just say that Kingdom Hearts 3 desided to continue the Kingdom Hearts tradition of PULLING EPIC MINDFUCKS OUT OF NOWHERE?! First off, Xehanort, did all that shit, BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A WELL-INTENTIONED MEGALOMANIAC?! Ventus, Aqua, and Terra DID came back, yet now they still aren't here, then all that stuff about Replicas, Kairi actselly DIED, that Guardians of Light and Seeker of Darkness shit, DID ALREADY HAPPEN, That whole Maleficent and Pete looking for a black box thing ended up going nowhere TILL THE FREAKING EPILOGUE, but the biggest one of all, IS THAT SORA VANISHED IN THE END OF THE STORY?! And yet, when we encountered you guys, you were back in the forms of your early games, Xehanorty's a prick again and wants to do the thing HE ALREADY DID, and everything is like Kingdom Hearts 3, NEVER HAPPENED?! And I kid you not, IT'S THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE GAME?!? Just, just, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU TWO?!"
 * Riku: "..... Well, tecnecally, Kingdom Hearts 3 was only the concludion of the Dark Seeker Arc, so, in time, a new game would come to-"
 * Icky: "THE PROBLEM HERE, IS THAT A POSSABLE KH4 COULD END UP BEING YEARS OFF BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENS, AS WE ALL KNOW SQUARE ENIX LIKES TO TAKE THEIR TIME WITH THIS SHIT?! SO UNTIL WE GET A CANON EXPLANATION, HOW'S ABOUT A NOW EXPLANATION?! WHAT HAPPENED THAT REVERTED EVERYTHING BACK TO AS IF KINGDOM HEARTS AS A SERIES WAS RESETED?!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Looks depressed)..... Kairi, I must admit that, as overtly angry as Icky is, he's right. We want to know..... What the devil happened inbetween the time of Kingdom Hearts and the events that started the Second Cartoonian War."
 * Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku all looked at eachother, as does KH Donald and Goofy.....
 * Kairi: "...... Guys, it's, time we become honest with something."
 * Icky: "OH, MY GOD?! DON'T TELL ME?! IS THIS ANOTHER HIGH COUNCIL CONSPIRACY?!"
 * ???: "Well, yes and no."
 * Saldaron appeared.....
 * Saldaron: "It is more like something the Timelords, hold respondsability for..... You see, the events of Kingdom Hearts, actselly took place in a middle era inbetween the 1960s and the early 90s. The Time Council felt that the whole Kingdom Hearts affair was such an utter mess, that they had desided to give that particular event, a soft reset."
 * Cynder: "Meaning....?"
 * Saldaron: "In time travel mecanhics, a soft reset is when you froze entire certen sets of worlds, I.E., the Kingdom Hearts Original Worlds, and there after the Disney Worlds, and move their actual placement in time, into the future where the event has been long done. That way, the Kingdom Hearts Debacle would come to be forgotten, and the persons involved would have a chance of a fresher start, and that whole event would be behind us. Course, to ensure that, we informed the High Council of this event so they would best ensure it doesn't repeat itself. In a soft-reset, the persons in that world being given one, will simply, be reborn as if it was the first time they were introdused. And we were selective of the persons we reseted, as we ensured the real Xehanort and Eraqus stayed in Kingdom Hearts, while we recreated a new temporal Eraqus that was meant to be as if Xehanort never happened..... Thing is..... We have..... Underestimated, the true power of Kingdom Hearts..... And that of the intelligence of the one Darkspawn very self-aware about the powers of time travel: Architect."
 * Bubbha: "Okay, this is started to get more intense then it should've plump been."
 * Thunderclap: "Yeesh, guys, do these things always get so dang drumatic?"
 * Icky: "Ya should've seen the Pre-You Guys times. It was like we were in an unfolding soap opera!"
 * Saldaron: "The Architect wanted to enable Darkspawn to harness the darkness of Kingdom Hearts, and that of it's beasts, the Heartless, Nobodies, Unversed and what have you. So, sometime after the new fall of Radient Garden, the Architect and Cobra persued their first Kingdom Hearts project: Creating a New Xehanort, one that is more focused on darkness then the horrendusly mistaken sort Kingdom Hearts 3 deminstraighted."
 * Icky: "..... You mean, to fucking, tell me, that the Xehanort we were fighting, all this time, IS ACTSELLY JUST AN EVILER CLONE OF A TECNECALLY ALREADY BAD DUDE OF HIS OWN RIGHT?!"
 * Saldaron: "Well how else did you think there's suddenly even an evil verson of Mercurymon when the series show he went back to good?"
 * Icky: "Well, yeah, BUT STILL?! You mean to tell me that you timelords were SO PUT OFF by what occured in the Original Kingdom Hearts timeline, that you tried to basicly give it a soft-reboot in hopes that you can give the people involved, a better life! BUT INSTEAD, YOU TWATS INADVERTINGLY MADE OUR TIME MORE COMPLICATED BY BRINGING PRODUCTS OF THE PAST, TO US?! Why, I THINK IT EXPLAINS WHY ALOT OF DISNEY WORLDS ARE STILL IN THEIR OLDER TIME PERIODS, ISH, OTHER WORLDS ARE NOT THAT ADVANCED AS WELL, BUT, STILL, IS IT ANY WONDER WHY THE AUU IS MORE ADVANCED THEN US AND HOW WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE?! YA KNOW, FOR ALL THAT TALK ABOUT HOW YOU TIMELORDS HATE IT WHEN WE MESS UP THE TIME STREAM, YOU GUYS AREN'T ANY BETTER?!"
 * Saldaron: "Oh, be assured, the Time Council have epicly facepalmed on how much of a poor hindsight all this was. We underestimated the far reaching powers of Kingdom Hearts, and that of Architect's intelligence. He, is one you should be mad for peeling off that old wound."
 * Icky: "Well, yeah, fuck him for that, BUT WHO'S FAULT WAS IT FOR ALLOWING HIM THE CHANCE TO BE AWARE OF IT?! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, HE'S SELF-AWARE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL, AND IF ME AND IAGO'S SHENANIGANS IN THE TIME WE TOOK SHEN'S TELEPORTATION REMOTE FOR A CRAZY JOY RIDE IS ANYTHING TO GO BY, THAT GUY SENSED WE WERE POPPING UP RANDOMLY?! THAT SUGGESTS AN ABILITY TO SENSE ANNOMALITIES BEYOND NORMAL REASON?! SO HE WAS BOUND TO REALISE THAT HE KNOWS THAT SOME WORLDS WERE KEPT IN CERTAIN TIME PERIODS, JUST BECAUSE?!"
 * Saldaron: "Oh, look at it this way..... Of the misfortunates that happened, it allowed for the growth of your group as it is. Kairi was the one that Shen was able to channel some goodness into, which in term, she would come to have an effect on your group as well, Spyro, going without saying. I think the consiquences, negitive and positive, are well balenced here."
 * Silence......
 * Pang Bing: "...... Perhaps, this mistake had a silver lining, but now consider that we now found ourselves dealing with a greater problem then the one you tried to remove from time."
 * Icky: ".... Okay, I admit, this EPIC fail in Timelording has it's pluses, but, this is still, an epic bombshell."
 * Saldaron: "Why else do you think I started to be abit of a helper with you bunch every now and again? The Time Council felt that we owe the timestream GREATLY for this, extreme over-sight."
 * Icky: "Okay, but, Kairi, Sora, Riku, how long were you guys self-aware about this?"
 * Riku: ".... It's, only recently these old memories came back....."
 * Spongebob: "..... Does the Leage know about the truth?"
 * Saldaron: "They're already in the process of giving Mang extreme plague for the fact that the Xehanort they have is not the original, but just a more eviler verson then how it played in Kingdom Hearts canon. The Leage is now entering abit of a political uproar about this revelation. It'll take, quite some time before Mang can keep the leage Unifived about having a false Xehanort on their side."
 * Gazelle: "..... Well, it may not be the real deal, but this "Fake" Xehanort, is still as concerningly strong as the original, if not more concering the new Seekers he brought forth."
 * Icky: "But why would Xehanort 2.0. repeat what the original did?"
 * Saldaron: "Isn't it obvious? Cobra wants to be able to secure the X-Blade with a Xehanort abit more dedicated to darkness then what really went down. Course.... Let's just say, a newer verson of something bad, will become worse in ways unpresidented. (Vanishes)....."
 * Icky: "...... D'AWWWWWWWWW, I HATE IT WHEN HE LEAVES WITH CRYPTIC SHIT?!"
 * Sandy: ".... Well, that was one rough-houser of a game-changer."
 * Lord Shen approuched Kairi.....
 * Lord Shen: "...... Kairi, even if our encounter was the result of, misguided intentions of Timelords, I promise that this revelation changes NOTHING about us...... You are still my niece, apart of, this very wild misfit family, and I promise, THIS, Doppleganger Xehanort, will NEVER be able to get you like what the original did. You have my guarrentie on this. (Kairi hugged Shen, of which the Lougers entered a group hug)......"
 * (Deadpool): "....... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THAT, IS ONE EPIC BOMBSHELL?! AND ONE, OF THE BIGGEST, THAT THIS SERIES HAS DROPPED YET?!"
 * Icky: "DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT, WILSON?!"
 * (Deadpool): Also, really? You're delaying your own anniversary special by another episode?
 * MSM: We've already had two specials in a row, it'd be too redundant.
 * Scroopfan: "Well tecnecally three since the first one was a double feature, but yes, 4 specials in a row would be redundant. Also, it was litterally established that this episode is next anyway cause of Mr. Xavior and Cyndress."
 * (Deadpool): Well we both know that you're so lazy and loungey that the anniversary will be made moot because of the slow progress of this episode.
 * Scroopfan: "Look, if it helps, this episode is a 5-chapter one anyway, which means unlike the last special alone, it'll be done in relitively shorter time, espeically since it's not another Anthrology. I am SO glad it'll be awhile before we do another one, cause Kumbya, that was quite a great deal of time spent on them! So glad from here on out, that the following episodes are straightforword stories with one major focus plot with only some side-stories sprinkled in if nessersary."
 * (Deadpool): "Just saying that it doesn't seem respectful to the aniversery of the entire series as a whole to make what feels like a mostly by the numbers Friendship School Episode come before it."
 * Scroopfan: "Seriously, you're not even thrilled that the episode gives the Killclaimers a major role in it and offers extensive lore, in WHICH, it gives you another major appearence?"
 * (Deadpool): "And believe me, I'm cool with it, it's just, compaired to the annversery, even with Xavior, who I feel like is a late tribute to the release of the RE2 Remake, and with the girl Cragmite OBVIOUSLY gonna become Electross' school buddy, not even mentioning badass girl pony getting closure with the flying deers, the episode is otherwise, par with the course compaired to the big event that's the spiecal. I mean, that episode's a game changer episode."
 * Scroopfan: "Well..... Try to view this prologue, of which you're interupting, as a pre-requitist to the anniversery special. It does greatly addressed a major theme of the following episode after all. And again, it's a five-chapter episode, they are usually done far quicker then the antrologies, so this episode will be out of the way QUITE quickly."
 * (Deadpool): "Well, okay I guess, though I'm still begrudent that you're not gonna address Season 9 until this part of SAF Season 3 comes to pass."
 * Scroopfan: "It's to prevent canonical conflict, Deadpool!"
 * (Deadpool): "Oh, like with that Divergent Timeline thing you're starting to do now?"
 * Scroopfan: "Hey, at least it prevents SO MANY episodes from radical changes or lost-drafting because how much Season 9 REALLY drumaticly departed from what I was expecting!"
 * (Deadpool): "Yeah, but you ever wonder why X does his Redux stamps on things that try to avoid confirming to canon? It's like he thinks your too afraid to sacrivicing ideas at the whims of what's canonically correct!"
 * Scroopfan: "No, it's more like alot of the episodes that would've suffered the jossed effect had yet to begun and I still had interest in doing them as originally intended. Also, litterally from the crossovers themselves, SAF was always about defying the exceptations of canon to offer a better way to deal with some of canon's, particularly dickish moments. It helps keep SAF from just being no different then standerd crossovers and-"
 * Icky: "CAN WE JUST GET THIS EPISODE OVER WITH?! (Grabs the scene and tosses right into the next with comical crashes!)"
 * MSM:... Thank you.
 * Icky: Let's just save this conversation on what  that Divergent Timeline stuff has ins tore for us, later. Cause honestly, divergent or alternate alwways gives me headaches. Multiverse theory really IS a bitch. Seriously, I won't be surprised if we come across an Injustice version of Gazelle.

Chapter 1: The Land of the Perytons
Mount Borges Tempest's Room in Electross' ship. Royal Grounds Promenade's Room Elsewhere, in a secluded forest. Kill-Claimer Base.
 * Electross' luxery ship has arrived to Mount Borges in it's treetop villages.
 * The ship opened up as the group set forth....
 * Gallus: "..... What a surprise.... Perytons live in treehouses."
 * Phoebe: "I know, right? Clished much?"
 * Skyceria: "Ya know, it may not be a surprised to people that we live amongst the trees, but it is apart of our connection to nature."
 * Barktrot: "Well said, young Skyceria. (Opens wings to embrace the beauty of the place as she breathed in).... It always does my heart good to be back here."
 * ???: "This camping trip shall be a blast!"
 * Barktrot was knocked out of her embracement zone as she had an annoyed face, as she looked to see Buzzord, but was surprised by the scoutmaster uniform he is now wearing as Hatty is in the form of a Scoutmaster hat.
 * Buzzord: "Euri, your sugegstion for transholographic clouthing has done wonders!"
 * Euri came in dressed like Jane Porter.
 * Euri: "Why thank you, Buzzord, that means so much to me."
 * Electross looked at Buzzord and Euri hugging eachother and sighed, both depressed and happly.....
 * Mooseworth was coming forth.
 * Mooseworth: "Salutations, Friendship School students and factily. You're arrival was most anpisiptated."
 * Twilight: "Well, it's not all of them. Cozy Glow insisted that she has family matters to attend to. But otherwise, all of us are present and accounted for."
 * Skyceria was seen embracing the arriving Evergreen and Paulownia.
 * Evergreen: "Miss Sparkle, we are ever so honored you came to our welcoming of spring celebration. And thank you for inviting an, extra speical guest inspite of.... A prior bad visit."
 * Twilight: "But alchourse. I heard from Skyceria that Prominade, wasn't exactly fair to her. I promise to make sure things go right."
 * Applejack: "Well, soon as we can get her out of Electross' ship, we mean."
 * ???: "I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE?!"
 * ??? 2: "AW, COME ONE, TEMP?!"
 * Grubber was seen struggling trying to bring Tempest into the open!
 * Grubber: "You, were able to brace deserts, monster infested valleys, and even kept a brave face at the presence of Hurricane?! And yet it's flying deer that's making you like Fluttershy?!"
 * Fluttershy: "Can we please not use my name as a phrase for timidness?"
 * Tempest: "The Perytons have no sense of forgiveness, so I will not darken their doors for their CLEAR distaste to pony kind?! I JUST HAD A HARD TIME INFORMING EVERY RACE ABOUT THE STORM KING'S DEATH AND REUNITING WITH GLITTER!!! THESE GUYS WERE ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH!!"
 * Grubber: "Aw come on, that Prominade chick was obviously just being a retarded brat, she doesn't speak for everyone!"
 * Twilight chuckles nerviously.
 * Twilight: "Mind Grubber, he, speaks his mind."
 * Tempest: "Her words stung like poisoned daggers, Grubber, I will not assusiate myself with, these nature slaves?! (Bucks Grubber off and runs back into the ship!)......"
 * Grubber: "..... Horse bucks are PAINFUL?!"
 * Rarity: ".... Do ever excuse us for a moment, your highnesses?"
 * Tempest: (Growls with her broken horn crackling) WHY?! WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!
 * Grubber:... Well, Twilight said that the Peryton King and Queen actselly felt bad for you, so, they invited ya to join in their welcome spring party.
 * Tempest: "All they are doing is risking me to be criticised by that spoiled, unenlightened crybaby of a princess with severe mental issues to push me over the edge?!"
 * Twilight: "(Knocks) Tempest, it's Twilight. We're here to talk with you."
 * Tempest: SAVE IT, PRINCESS!
 * Twilight: (Opens door) Tempest, hear us out. We just want you to try interacting with the perytons. You can assert yourself well against Promenade.
 * Tempest: My assertion is more violent than one is willing to accept. I'll just prove her right. I go out there, it's an incident waiting to happen!
 * Pinkie: "Look, if it helps, Prominade's head isn't screwed on right, she doesn't know what she's doing half the time. Skyceria said so herself, she's practicly a kid in a grown-up's body."
 * Rarity: "Also because she's actselly afraid of bad things. She acted like she did because she was more afraid of you then you are of her."
 * Tempest: "That's the issue! It's the fact she fears me at all, even in an ignorent stupid way, is what the issue is. If I can't win over what is basicly a child in an adult's body, what hope do I have to win over others?"
 * Grubber: Why don't you just show them she's afraid of you and thus make everything she did to you moot?
 * Tempest:......
 * Tempest: (She burst in with her crackling horn as Promenade was among hundreds of perytons)....
 * Promenade:.... Oh...... It's the Edgelord Pony again. Look, just because my parents invited you out of "Diplomatic Curtacy", that doesn't mean I have to LIKE YOU or anything.
 * Tempest: I didn't like you first.
 * Promenade: I didn't like you before I even met you.
 * Tempest: That doesn't even make any sense!
 * Prominade: It doesn't have to, because I'm Princess Prominade! So, that being said, what brings ya to town?
 * Tempest: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with your complete and totally undivided attention?
 * Peryton #1:...... (Dubbed as TFS Frieza) I think I peed a little.
 * Tempest: Here's the deal, your highness, I want to challenge you to a magic duel. It's time you stop making it difficult for everyperyton here.
 * Promenade:.... Uh, I don't think Peryton magic works the same way as pony magic does, see, our magic is abit more, pasifist, I wanna say, and I should know, cause I'm-
 * Tempest: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE?! (Prominade was surprised comedically by this!) Maybe your egomaniacal ears didn't hear me. (Charges her unstable magic frightening her)... You will fight me for your kingdom. I do not wish it any harm, because you have already done that. If I'm as unwelcome as you believe, make me leave. Right here. Right now.
 * Promenade:...... Is this some kind of prank? Cause, even if it wasn't as bad as it is right now, I don't fall for pranks, because I'm Princess- (Tempest's magic crackled in more ominous chaos)...... (Cowerdly) Prominade.....
 * Peryton 1: "I JUST PEED EVEN MORE NOW?!"
 * Tempest: I AM TOO SERIOUS TO PULL PRANKS!!! DO YOU SEE PINKIE PIE OR GRUBBER ANYWHERE?!
 * Promenade: Well, obviously not, cause there's only your grouchy butt here.
 * Tempest: IS IT APRIL FOOLS OR ANY EQUESTRIAN VARIANT, OR SOME CLOWNS OR PRANKSTERS, OR ANY INDICATIONS I'M PRANKING YOU?!
 * Promenade: Well, for the first thing, it's May now, so it's neither Aprile Fools nor April Foals, for the second thing, other then the court jester that may need to change his pants now, no, and for the last thing..... Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, I don't have to be like Skyceria to see that you're throwing a big tizzy.
 * Tempest: DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PONY THAT WOULD PRANK SOMEONE?!
 * Promenade: Okay, you're just being redundent now, no you do not?!
 * Tempest: HOW WOULD THIS BE A PRANK THEN?! WOULD IT BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS TO BE A PRANK?!!!
 * Promenade: NOT IF YOU WANTED ME TO HIRE YOU A JESTER OR EVEN BE YOUR JESTER! See, I can get all yelly too.
 * Tempest: I AM NOT THE PONY THAT IS CAPABLE OF SUCH A THING!!! BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT PLENTY OF FOOLS AROUND YOU, SO IT WOULD BE POINTLESS!!! Now, back to my point. YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?! MAKE ME!!! GIVE ME NO MERCY!!! BREAK MORE THAN WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HORN!!!
 * Promenade: I-I-I will, because I'm-
 * Tempest: SAY YOUR NAME AGAIN!!! SAY, YOUR NAME, AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, YOU SELF-F****R, SAY YOUR NAME ONE MORE GODSDAMN TIME!!!!
 * Promenade: Okay okay, chill! Again, we Perytons are not much for offensive magic, so, how's about a hire a really strong mercenary or something to fight for my honor, and a fat stack of cash, cause that's what mercenaries care for, or maybe I can have the guards do it caus- (Tempest zapped them unconscious, shocking her) D'OOOWWWWAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
 * Tempest:... Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Sorry. Continue........... Oh you were finished. Well since your guards are down for the count, it's up to PWINCESS PWOMENADE to stand up to the unwelcome Tempest Shadow!
 * Promenade: Ya still go by that emo-edgelord name?
 * Tempest: ARE YOU SETTING ME UP FOR MOCKERY?! WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING AT MY REAL NAME SOON!!! Now, I repeat, MAKE, ME, RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE FILLY!!!!
 * Promenade: I, uh... I-I-I, I really should stress that we Perytons are not much for offensive spells and-
 * Tempest: What are you, a bitch?
 * Promenade: NO, BECAUSE I'M PRINCESS PROMENADE- NO, WAITWAITWAIT, TRICK QUESTION, TRICK QUESTION- (Tempest zapped her into having her wings fall off again) EEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!...... (Saw the broken off wings)...... CRAP, MY WINGER WOUNDS?!
 * Tempest: ARE, YOU... A, BITCH?!?
 * Promenade: NOOOO!!!
 * Tempest: Then why are you screwing me like a bitch, bitch? STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND HIT ME!!!! EVERYPERYTON IS WATCHING!!! DO IT!!!! (Prominade was crying)... Oh my Gods, are you actually crying?
 * Promenade: NO, IT'S JUST MY SPRING HAY FEVER!!!
 * Tempest: Wow, you really ARE a chicken. How did all these people admire you? You're actually scared of me. I'm starting to think you RAN ME OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE TERRIFIED OF ME!!! (The Perytons murmur in agreement)
 * Promenade: HEY?! DON'T GO AGREEING WITH HER, SHE'S JUST-
 * Tempest: I'M JUST WHAT?! I'M, JUST, WHAT?! You wanna know what I do to people who cross me since the Storm King? Hmm? Well let's answer that with an old saying from beyond. The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil woman. Blessed is she who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For she is TRULY her sister's keeper, and the binder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my sisters. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LADY, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!
 * Promenade:... (She ended up wetting herself, managed to cartoonishly stuff the fallen wings back on like nothing happened, and cried hysterically flying away)......
 * Tempest:... So, am I unwelcome NOW?! Am I unwelcome if your prized princess is too cowardly to stand up to me?... Anyone have any objections? Any at all?.............. I didn't think so. (She leaves leaving the Friendship School group, and the just arriving heroes shocked)
 * Icky:... Watch Pulp Fiction recently? (He was zapped cartoonishly)
 * Max Cat/Dinky/Banzai/Tito/Razoff: HOLY S**T!!!
 * Tempest: (Screamed with her head in the ground in anguish and magic crackling) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GODS DAMMIT!!!!!
 * Twilight: Tempest, are you okay?!
 * Tempest: NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!... That said, I understood what you tried to do, Sparkle, but it was perhaps for the best I didn't had came back at all! (Leaves)......"
 * Grubber: "..... (Nerviously laughs)..... Good attempt, though. (Zooms off after to leave with Tempest)."
 * Icky: "(Coughs)...... Did we just ended up arriving to major Equestrian Druma?"
 * Skyceria: "..... I'll uh, go check up on Promenade. To make sure she doesn't do anything crazy. (Flew off to Prominade's Tower)."
 * Twilight: "..... (Puts on a Paper Bag) And I was hoping to avoid another international insodent."
 * Gallus: "Hey, fair's fair, Greeny and his wife were the ones that asked to drag Tempest along. They should've figured that Tempest ain't like typical ponies."
 * Olhar: "Maybe this party was a bad idea."
 * Promenade: (Flooded her entire bedroom halfway with her tears)
 * Skyceria flew in and saw the water, as she grabbed a drain wire and opened a drain that swallowed the ocean of tears.....
 * Prominade: "Sky, Sky, that edgelord pony was MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Skyceria: "And is it any surprise why?"
 * Prominade: "(Sniffles), Cause she couldn't accept criticisum from litterally last year?"
 * Skyceria: What do you think?! You insulted her broken horn and appearance, and called her an effing retard! Of COURSE karma was going to catch up to you! She roasted you and showed your true colors in front of everybody. She was bound to find out you were scared stiff of her. One often meets their destiny on the path they take to avoid it, you know.
 * Promenade: Don't patronize me by quoting those misfits, sis, you're better than that.
 * Skyceria: Point is, you had this coming. Tempest only came that day to tell us the Storm King is dead.
 * Promenade: That doesn't change anything. Everycreature knows his family are renowned conquerors. They'll be back with a vengeance. I know it, because I'm Princess Promenade.
 * Skyceria: And how can you be sure? It's been almost two years and they haven't done anything. I'd say they're nothing without him.
 * Prominade: ".... That, is a fair point. What's taking them so long? I could've at least expected the Conquest King to be the first guy to cause trouble."
 * Skyceria: "I heard rumors from Buzzord's Abyssian Hometown that Conquest King got crushed by a surprise object."
 * Prominade: "(Laughs)! That's a lame way to go out!"
 * Skyceria: But at the same time, some could be biding their time for the right moment. True conquerors no matter how lost in obscurity wait even years or a lifetime for the right moment. People like Tempest could know how to prepare for them. And yet if you hadn't insulted her, she could've been a great asset.
 * Prominade: "..... Ya mean like, having the Edgelord Pony be used against them?"
 * Skyceria: "More like having her help us against them should they show up."
 * Prominade: "...... (We suddenly go into her head to see an Alarm Clock about to set off, and when it did, it rang)....... HOLY TREES OF LIFE?! WHY THE BUCK DIDN'T I FIGURED THAT?! And I usually figured everything, cause I'm Princess Pro-"
 * Skyceria: Just goes to show, maybe Princess Promenade doesn't know everything. You, sis, have a lot to think about. (She left)...
 * Princess Prominade: "......... Now I'm sulky. (Plops down and began to sulk)"
 * Absolut'e, Baholony, Wind Rider and Svengallop were seen togather, as Neighsay stood next to Jackasso and Bullshiton, waiting as a large bird-shaped figure stood before all of them.
 * Figure: "Where is your promised Bounty Hunter Champion, Neighsay. You'd said they'd be here awhile ago."
 * Neighsay: "Do try to be paient, harpy queen. Your particular rogue sect will be granted that ultamate force, soon enough. Try to understand that this champaign, is from beyond this world. And be assured, this figure is one of the meanest, nasitest of the nastiest bounty hunters of any part of the cosmos."
 * Absolut'e: "So does it excuse this champaign to be fastionably late?"
 * Baholony: "Hey, like Neighsayer said, they are outsiders with spaceships, it might take them a while."
 * Wind Rider: "Doesn't make me any less antsy on how he's taking his sweet time."
 * Svengallop: "Well when that slow good for nothing gets here, (a shadow forms behind Svengallop, Surprising all but Neighsay and the Impressed Figure as it looms over Svengallop as familier music plays), I'm gonna-..... Wait, is it nighttime already- (Suddenly, Mr. Xavior lounged and grabbed Svengallop as beats him up Hulk-Style in the first Avengers Movie)!"
 * Absolut'e: "MY GOODNESS?!"
 * Baholony: "SO glad I'm not him!"
 * Wind Rider: "(Mostly unfazed) Yowch...... Slaughterhouse would've loved him."
 * Neighsay chuckled wickedly pleased, as Bullshiton and El Jackasso cowerd behind him, as the Figure looked on impressed.
 * Mr. Xavior stopped and dropped Svengallop, as he was cartoonishly wrecked......
 * Svengallop: "(Dazed) Mommy, I wanna go home."
 * Cynidress showed up worried!
 * Cynidress: "I am so sorry about this. Xavior is very easy to upset. (To Mr. Xavior) Xavior, I told you that we don't beat up customers for the Killclaimers, Mister. (Xavior moans apologetic) Now, I understand he was being a rude prick, but beating him up isn't gonna fix anything, if not, (Looks at Svengallop's mangled body)..... Achieve the opposite. (Uses her gun to fire healing liquid that heals Svengallop) You were lucky I had healing tank water on standby, Mister."
 * Neighsay: "I trust you are Xavior's caretaker, Missus....."
 * Cynidress: "Oh, sorry, where are my mannors, I'm Cynidress, and this, is the best Bounty Hunter of the United Universes. Mr. Xavior B. Adass."
 * Wind Rider: "(Breaks into laughing!) THAT'S HIS NAME?! (Laughs, as Xavior looms over him). (Stops laughing)...... Shiiiiii-"
 * BLACKOUT AS A PUNCH WAS HEARD!
 * Wind Rider's face was cartoonishly smoosh into a fist-print......
 * Wind Rider: "..... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
 * Cyndress: "...... Yeah, don't make fun of his name either. He, actselly likes it. (Heals Wind Rider too)."
 * Neighsay: "Then I trust you understand why you're here."
 * Cydnress: "Well, yeah, you promised to pay a huge stack of cash if Xavior helps you guys out with something."
 * Nigehsay: "Perfect. You see, I need your help to take down a rogue school filled with students that're potaintional spies of those of questionable motives. I would like Xavior to, rid Equestria, of them."
 * Cynidress: "Duh buh-duh, buh-duh, You mean you want Xavior to hurt, CHILDREN?! I mean, I would've been cool if it was like, the headmaster or headmistress of the shcool, BUT FUCKING CHILDREN?! Buddy, I'm a devient of a netouriously hostle race, AND EVEN I THINK THIS JOB IS VERY DUBIOUS AT BEAST?! Survice to say, BOTH ME AND XAVIOR WOULD HESITANT TO ACCEPT THIS JOB! And may I be frank? YOU GOT PROBLEMS! (Mr. Xavior nodded in agreement, grunted)."
 * Neighsay: "I anpisipated that you would be hesitant, miss Cynidress. Hence why, I am prepared, for stern measures."
 * Suddenly, the figure summoned forth armored Harpies that appeared and grabbed Cyndress by the arms, holding blades, which sparked a reaction to Mr. Xavior!
 * Neighsay: "(Mr. Xavior was about to move) HALT, TITANIC HUMANOID?! Even at your fastest, those blades are Panan in Origin. One slit, and she'll turn to Obsidian. And I would wager, you wouldn't want that. (Mr. Xavior got fearful).... But dread not. I persauded these avians' leader, to be merciful, provided you obey my orders, and do EXACTLY, what I want..... And, to ensure your, appearent moral compus, doesn't interfear. (Uses a control Spell that locks Mr. Xavior to his will, thus Neighsay now controls him)..... You, will share, MY, exact seniments."
 * Cynidress: "(Got free when the Harpies let her go)...... Sir, I question your ethics."
 * Neighsay: "As if the nursemaid of a Bounty Hunter is in the position for ethics. (Neighsay's possie and the Harpies and the Figure leave)...."
 * Cynidress: "..... (Quietly brings up a transmitter) (Quietly) Deathcounter, we have a problem."
 * Bleek: "OUR BEST BOUNTY HUNTER HAS BEEN ENSLAVED?! BY A PONY?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Fair's fair, Bleek. I understand some of the "Unicorns" as it were can pocess extraordenary magic."
 * Bleek: "IT'S STILL A DISHASTOR?! A KILL-CLAIMER HAS BEEN DRAGGED INTO A COUP D'ETAT?! WE WILL SUFFER DISBANSION FOR THIS?! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Bleek, get ahold of yourself! Bounty Hunters on our watch get dragged into these kind of situations before. Protocal states we send a rescue party to save Xavior."
 * Bleek: "BUT XAVIOR IS ALWAYS AT RISK OF FALLING INTO HIS FAULTY PROGRAMMING FROM HIS EARTH?! NOT MANY BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE INSANE ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT IT?!"
 * Deathcounter: "...... I do, know of one..... Bring me, Deadpool, and his, "Bounty Hunter X-Force"."
 * Bleek: "BUT HE'S STILL ON TRIAL-MODE?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Then it's time, for him to prove, his metile. He may do well with killing targets, but can he be trusted, to save the best Bounty Hunter of our group? That's the question, that could mean the difference, between life, and death, for both Xavior, and potaintionally the planet of Equestria....."
 * ???: Equestria?! Did he say Equestria?! (Deadpool appears)
 * Deadpool: Does this mean I get to hang out with my pony pal Pinkie after this mission's over?!
 * Deathcounter: "..... (Confused) Yeeeess?"
 * Deadpool: "THEN I'LL GET THE KILLCLAIMER X-FORCE! (TELEPORTS OFF)!......"
 * Bleek: "..... I don't know what's the worse thing Equestria will go through, Xavior on a rampage, or his shenanigans?"
 * Deathcounter: "Well, I still consider Xavior more dangerious cause of controversey risks."
 * (Deadpool): Sex slave controversy or big argument controversy? You never can tell with Scroopfan--
 * Deathcounter: WILL YOU JUST GO?!
 * (Deadpool): (Dubbed as Hermes) Gone, babe!

Chapter 2: The Lougers Get X'ed/The Harpies of Harpiss Invade
Peryton Village. Prominade's Tower. Somewhere in the Badlands. New Goyland Caves. One Dirt Goblin Tunnel later. French Narrator: 12 Seconds Later... Flashback Flashback ends Mount Borges 16 Seconds Later. Flashback..... Flashback ends. Meanwhile... French Narrator: 10 seconds later...
 * The Misfits saw a big gathering of a muttering mob of Perytons surrounding something, and sounding angry.
 * Olhar: "I knew it! There's an angry mob already!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Buuuuuut, I don't thing it's at us."
 * The group torwords it, as in the center of the mob, it was seen that Ostro South and his Harpy girlfriend, Puffsy, are back.
 * Evergreen: "You have some nerve showing your face here after fratinising with our land's usurpers, Ostro?!"
 * Ostro: "You have misunderstood!"
 * Evergreen: "Oh, so was prominade wrong about you dating one of the harpies of Harpiss?"
 * Ostro: "..... Ehh, more like, she had the right assumtion, wrong context. I admit to having a secret relationship with Puffsy, but I was not a traitor.... Though Puffsy is a defector for Harpiss' sect. In fact, the oppsite. She was my means on the inside of the sect so we can better understand Harpiss. And it's exactly what we figured, Harpiss is a rogue queen of a rogue sect, in no way shape or form representive of the Harpies of the Harpylands. I also dsicover that she has been raiding Panan weaponry that had allowed her to be an effective conguror as she was."
 * Evergreen: "WE KINDA ALREADY FIGURED THOSE THINGS, OSTRO?! All you did was confirmed something we already had safe hunches one?!"
 * Ostro: "But I have brought forth infomation of a serious degree! Harpiss, has joined forces with rogue ponies, freshly escaped from Black Staillian Asylum, and that of a donkey and a retarded bull. The ring leader was in scholer looking attire, and has promised Harpiss an unstoppable champaign, from beyond a stars! A tall humaniod man, with a fedora hat and a snazzy white tie! He looked like a brute! He was said to be from a group of space Bounty Hunters refered to as "The Kill-Claimers", and was one of their best. And the Scholer, took control of him!"
 * The Perytons become concerned of this.
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) Neighsay."
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Because who fucking else but?"
 * Ostro: "I don't ask to be forgiven, your highnesses, but I beg to be heeded! We must evacuate the Perytons, and escape enslavement to another land, start fresh and anew."
 * Paulownia: "Even if what you say was true, how can we ever trust your word after this deception? Even if Puffsy was different from the Harpy Sect, you still withheld that infomation as if you didn't trusted your king and queen with this!"
 * Ostro: "I had to! I couldn't even trust the other members of the Principle Wind Council with this! And honestly, can you blame me for that even they knew nothing of this?! Gregale was a position of power leech that would do anything to incrise his status, even expose me as a "Traitor" if it'll earn your favor! Tramontane lost his respect to living creatures if his undergroud cock-fighting ring's anything to take note off! Mistral's a phathic choas meth addict, Ponente is a disgrace for selling out innosent trees to loggers! Thank goodness you stopped that, by the by, and recovered those trees. As I was saying, Levante and Libeccio were scoundrels, slaves to greed, and Sirocco was a sexual devient! The rest of the council were the worse of that crumbled group, tainted by the sadness of the loss of our land and turned corrupted in their follies! I am earnestly the only pure member of that mess!"
 * Evergreen: "Minus the dishonesty about your appearent relationship with Puffsy."
 * Ostro: "I did it to keep the Perytons safe! I would've been an early warning in an event Harpiss would've gotten wise to this location, like now thanks to the rogue ponies! Espeically that Absolut'e was one of them! At least be assured that I had came to warn you all!"
 * Evergreen: "Warning us does not redeem your dishonesty. Even if Puffsy wasn't a danger, you played a risky game of espionage on Harpiss' Sect. In fact, you were lucky that Puffsy wasn't someone of loyalty to Harpiss, or else you could've inadventingly helped the Sect find us anyway!"
 * Ostro: "Sire, please, let me make it up to you all, I know every bit of detail of the sect's strentghs and weaknesses, if we do this right, we can-"
 * Evergreen: "Peryton magic is passive in nature. It won't stand well against the Harpies stolen Panan Weaponry. Nevermind these great brute they have now! Our best hope is evacuation. So nothing you have learned can be helpful to us."
 * Icky: "AHEM! (The Perytons looked at the misfits)..... Maybe not, YOU guys, but, yer forgetting that you have badass heroes on yer side. Anything Ostro-Boy knows about, will be a big help."
 * Evergreen: "Are you misfits sure you want to trust him?"
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Fair's fair, if he's as dickish you say he is, would he even BOTHER giving us a head's up?"
 * Evergreen: "..... Very well. Your words and wistom, I can trust."
 * Ostro: "(Sighs in relief)..... Thank you for giving me the time of day, Misfits. I- (Suddenly, A Hand bursted from the floor and grabbed Ostro) AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS- (Pulled though the floor as the sound of screeching was heard as Ostro screamed)!"
 * Puffsy: "OSTRO?! BABE?! (Flew into the hole!)"
 * Evergreen: "Oh no! Ostro was right?! They did have a brute?! (The Harpies flew from the hole screeching and flying around as Perytons scream!)"
 * Twilight: "Students, go find Prominade and evacuate her?! We'll take care of this! Find Tempest, she can help with this! (The students obeyed and ran for the Tower!)"
 * The Hand returned again, as it was shown to be Mr. Xavior climbing onto the platform!
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Mr. Xavior cracked his fists.
 * Icky: "WHAT'S A MR. X. TYRANT DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!"
 * Soothsayer: "He's, Mr. Xavior. The Killclaimers strongest Bounty Hunter. He's the Champion Ostro referenced."
 * Icky: "AND NEIGHSAY CONTROLS HIM NOW?!"
 * ???: "You are correct, you sad avian backwash!"
 * Neighsay and Possie arrived on a chariot pulled by Harpies, along side the reveiled Queen Harpy, Harpiss, who is towering compaired to normal Harpies, as Ostro and Puffsy are seen already caged.
 * Neighsay: "Say hello, to the being that'll even be too much for your precious Uniter, misfits! And the ensured destructor, of the School of Friendship!"
 * Gazelle: "Oh yeah? (Readies Uniter Blade) I'll send him piece by piece back to his steriotypically evil creators!"
 * Neighsay: "Your welcome to try.... And ineditably, fail."
 * Mr. Xavior, under Neighsay's enfluence, cracked his knuckles.
 * Wind Rider: "Heads up folks, this is gonna be a bloodbath, so watch out for splash-zones."
 * Gazelle poses, preparing for combat, as Xavior stood unflinching.
 * ???: "EVERYONE WAIT A MINUTE?!"
 * Everyone looked in surprise of Cynidress showing up!
 * Cynidress: "THIS IS A SEVERE MISUNDERSTANDING?!"
 * Electross was surprised at the sight of Cynidress as music was heard, which drowned out Cynidress's words to Electross!
 * Buzzord: "(During the tonedown part) Uhhh, Electross? You okay man? (Electorss shoved Buzzord aside)....."
 * Cynidress: "-So let's all calm down, think about this, and end this peacefully, okay? Because I can't stress enough the dangerious game you are playing, Mr. Neigh!"
 * Neighsay: "IT'S NEIGHSAY, ALIEN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Snickers), Hey, you didn't had a problem wihen Shineflare used to call ya, (Snickers loudly), NEIGH-NEIGH?!"
 * The Misfits, Perytons, Harpies, even Neighsay's troupe, broke into roarious laughter!
 * Cynidress: "(Covers her own laughter), Hey, that's kinda cute!"
 * Svengallop: "(LAUGHS), NEIGH-NEIGH?! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THE REST OF BLACK STAILLIAN ABOUT THIS?!"
 * Abslout'e: "(LAUGHS HOITY)! AND I THOUGHT REMOVING THE PERYTONS FROM MY DESIRED RESORT SPOT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY?!"
 * Neighsay: "..... THAT WAS A PRIVATE THING I HAD WITH SHINEFLARE BACK WHEN WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP?! ONLY SHE HAD THE RIGHT TO USED THAT?!"
 * Gazelle: "(Struggles with laughter), Whatever you say, (Snickers), NEIGH-NEIGH?! (Breaks into uncontrolable laughter)!"
 * Neighsay got pissed, which enfluenced Mr. Xavior to get angry too!
 * Mr. Xavior charged at Gazelle!
 * Gazelle: "(Saw that too late) AY DIOS MIO- (Mr. Xavior rammed into Gazelle as the two started to clash!)"
 * Icky: "Okay, lesson learned. Pissing off Neighsay also makes the Tyrant angry. Good lesson."
 * Lord Shen: "WE MUST HELP GAZELLE?!"
 * Gazelle: (She attacks as Xavior grabbed the blade, unable to be burned because Mr. Xavior's gloves protected him, and just tossed it away and knocked Gazelle out before she could summon it back)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!!
 * Neighsay: YOU'RE NEXT, STARTING WITH THE GAY ONE!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT GAY, DAMMI- (Xavior punched her off into the distance)
 * Neighsay: How's that feel, Rainbow Crash? Who's next?
 * Shenzi: "Uh, can we go back to what the Cragmite lady suggested?"
 * Neighsay: "Do you honestly think I would go for that?"
 * Shenzi: You really don't want to play our game, Neigh. Last few times you lost harder than a crying sore baby loser.
 * Neighsay: WHY YOU?! KILL THEM!!! (Xavior began attacking them)
 * Icky: "Shen, please tell me you have a plan on taking down a bioweapon from a famous zombie horror game francise?!"
 * Shen: "ORDENARLY, GAZELLE WOULD'VE ALREADY OBLITERATED A MONSTER LIKE THIS?!"
 * Duke: "WELL UNFORTUNATELY GAZELLE HAS BEEN SUBUGATED TO NAP TIME, SO WE'RE ON OUR OWN HERE?!"
 * Neighsay: No overpowered princess messiahs this time. Xavior was engineered to be the best.
 * Shifu: NOTHING is engineered to be the best.
 * Neighsay: What is that supposed to mean?
 * Shifu: Even the best fall eventually. What has this man done to earn- (Xavior grabbed his head and smashed it into anything he can find for 30 seconds to everyone's shock until he acted as weird as when he was overdosed with anti-pain elixir)...
 * Mantis: "Awww crap, Shifu's in stupid mode again like in Legends of Awesome!"
 * Neighsay: Well, it symbolicly fits. After all, as the saying has went: Ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. (Xavior attacks the rest)
 * Lord Shen: (After they were overwhelmed) RETREAT!!!!
 * The Busted up Lougers tried to escape, but the Harpies cut off their escape!
 * Neighsay: "Don't think you can escape easily, misfits! I intent to ensure you outsiders are kept from meddling with my affairs once more! Harpiss has offered a generious amount of cages for you and the School's factily."
 * Spirule: "But why only us?"
 * Neighsay: "Because given how much those students had managed to surpass expectations, it revitalised my concerns of them being a threat to Equestira's stability! Ergo, that is why Xavior, will, tend to that problem before it buds."
 * Rarity: "HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?! YOUR SICCING A MONSTER ONTO CHILDREN?!"
 * Cynidress: "Now now, keep in mind Xavior isn't usually like this, he's pocessed by Neigh's magic!"
 * Starlight: "IT DOESN'T EXACTLY REDUSED THE FACT HE WANTS TO SIC THAT THING ONTO CHILDREN?! AND THAT OF OTHER KINGDOMS NO LESS?! THEY WILL NOT MAKE PEACE WITH IT?!"
 * Neighsay: "Well, then that's what they get for thinking that they can be used to have an advantage over Equestria! And for assuming that you could be trusted with their offspring, Sparkle! I will not let these brats grow up to be uncontainable threats, Sparkle! (Mr. Xavior started to go torwords Prominade's tower)."
 * Lord Shen: "The other nations will HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS?!"
 * Neighsay: "I dare them to try with a brute like THIS in my grasp!"
 * Icky: "Hey, jackass, X-Tyrants may be tough, but they CAN be taken down!"
 * Neighsay: "Well frankly, this one is an exception."
 * The Friendship Students were seen trying to carry off a sulking Prominade.
 * Gaster: "Sky, your sister picked a REAL fucking time to be a depressed mess!"
 * Skyceria: "It's because she had the rare realisation that she fucked up ROYALY and now is upset with herself that she didn't made a good call. She prides herself on making what is her perception of good calls."
 * Gaster: "(Jokingly) Cause she's Princess Prominade?"
 * Phobe: "Can you NOT be an asshole, Gaster?"
 * Gallus: "Can we just get out of here and focus before- (The group saw the omnious shadow of Xavior approuching)..... That, happens!"
 * Mr. Xavior was seen climbing up the stairs."
 * Sandbar: "What in all of Equestria is THAT?!"
 * Quartz: "I'm gonna go on a wild hunch and say that's Neighsay's new monster friend!"
 * Gallus: "Oh, great, first that fear-mongering not-a-centaur, then evil clones, now the Hipster Giant!"
 * Moonbow: "This guy is REALLY trying too hard to stop the School!"
 * Clyde: "Well bad news, if it's already up here, then I think the Lougers are down for the count! Maybe even Gazelle."
 * Daylight: "Then perhaps, sharing the same space as it is a bad idea!"
 * Ocellus: "What do we do?!"
 * Gallus: "It may not be a prideful suggestion, but, it's a practical one..... (Turns tail and starts comedically runing in place) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?!"
 * Gallus ran off, as the students started runing up the tower as well as Xavior gave suit!
 * The Group made it back to Prominade's Room and slam-shut the door and blocked it with as many stuff as possable!
 * Fairweather: "I worry that even with all that stuff, it won't keep him at bay forever!"
 * Skyceria: "Don't worry, I got a plan! Prominade usually keeps an emergeny escape portal somewhere in her room in a hidden compartment!"
 * Antque: "Well that be good news, IF YOUR SISTER WASN'T IN A SULKY STATE OF MIND?!"
 * Skycera: "Ahem...... PROMINADE, MOM'S MAKING PANCAKES?!"
 * Prominade snapped out of it!
 * Prominade: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, I LOVE PANCAKES?! I WANT THE CHOCOLATELY ONES WITH THE WHIP-CREAMED SMILES AND CHERRY EYES AND- (Realises that her stuff was blocking her door and that the students were in her room)..... Oh what did I missed this time? I always conk out when I get sulky. As I do, because I'm-"
 * Gaster: "WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE?! THERE'S A VERY TALL AND SCARY DUDE IN A FEDORA HAT AFTER US AND WE ALL NEED TO ESCAPE TO YOUR EMERGENY ESCAPE PORTAL?!"
 * Prominade: "Pfff, that old thing? I only used that for the REALLY bad situations, like should the Harpies finally found us."
 * Gaster:... Uh, like NOW?! HOW STUPID ARE YOU?!
 * Promenade: Compared to yaks? Average at best- WAIT, THE HARPIES ARE HERE?! WELL WHY THE BUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?!
 * Yona: HEEEEEeeeeeeee, you're not wrong.
 * Gaster: Well, we said it now, so let's go. We should find that portal in no time. (Suddenly, the same large Harpy from the chariot appeared with a magic portal) DHYAH!!!
 * Harpy: You mean, THIS portal? (Destroys it)
 * Shore: "..... Prominade, please tell me you had others."
 * Prominade: "Duhhhh, sorry guys, that, was kinda the only one I had."
 * Gaster: GODS DAMMIT, WHY IS NOTHING AS EASY AS IT SHOULD BE IN A CARTOON?!
 * Promenade:... Harpiss, ya big pisser, what's the big idea wrecking my things and being in my room without prior writting permission?!
 * Harpiss: "It's "Great Queen Harpiss", and I dared, because you Perytons will make for a lovely labor force for my empire."
 * Promindade: "Oh for pete's sake, ya glorived pegion, you already took the Peryton homeland from us, what more do ya want?!"
 * Harpiss: "It is NOT just the land I wanted! It's the power to control nature! You see, there's a reason why we steal Panan weaponry and were going after the Perytons. Ponies control the weather and seasons and even celestial bodies with the Alicorn Gods, Dragons have fire, Changelings become stronger with love, Minotaurs and Yaks have brute force, Pure Hippogriffs master land, air and sea, and Panans, utsilised the anichent magic of the eradicated Obsidian Dragons and made things, (Brings out an Obsidian Orb) Just, like, THIS?! (Throws it as the students and Prominade dodged, as it broke and formed an obsidian stone)...... But Harpies? We don't have magic..... We're just, an all female race of bird people. We have no magic of our own!"
 * Prominade: "So? The other Harpies don't seem to mind."
 * Harpiss: "THAT'S BECAUSE MY BLIND SISTER, QUEEN HARP-PEE, DOESN'T SEE THINGS LIKE I DO?!"
 * Caster and Buster laughed immaturely!
 * Caster: "Harp-Pee!"
 * Buster: "And her name is Harp-Piss! (Laughs stupidly!)."
 * Harpiss: "(Quietly) Don't dignify that, Harpiss. (Openly) We were an abnormality! Only special exceptions could do magic, while the majority, cannot! I, want to fix that. I want to give Harpies, the power of magic, so that we can shape the world in where Harpies become the new dominate spieces all races respect and reckitnesed! We'll be more then just abunch of bird girls! We'll, be a god race among mortals?! And we'll do it, by going after all forms of strong magic."
 * Silverstream: "(Sternly and bravely) That is dangeriously Storm Clanian of you to speak like that, Harpiss. That almost sounds like something any of them would say."
 * Harpiss: "Tch, I take it you still have sour memories of what the Storm Clan's star retard did to you. Well, when they were doing it, they were just conguring things, because they like to do so. I, am doing so, to help the Harpies assend to greatness! With Harpies as the new dominate race, order, will be pre-ordane."
 * Prominade: "Oh blah blah blah blah your crazy fantiases! You're just gonna end up getting rainbow nuked in the end by the Elements of Harmony! It's what happens to all of the Bad Guy of the Week types of people!"
 * Harpiss: "Well, I think that might be hard to atthive, when the only ponies that can weild it, are already captured and contained. And now, there's only you brats, but, I think my assusiate, already has that covered. (Loud destructive bangs are hard as Xavior was heard grunting).... Probuly won't be too long."
 * Gaster: ".... (Grabs Daylight) YOUR A CLONE OF PRINCESS DORKLE?! DO SOMETHING?!"
 * Daylight: ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT-
 * Harpiss: Nu-uh! (Throws a rainbow Obsidian Orb that disabled all their magic as she stole it all, turned it into an elixir, and became more powerful)... As queen, I must have magic first. I can't have you spoiling everything.
 * Gaster: YOU C**T!!! (Fails to shapeshift)... What?!
 * Harpiss: Are you slow or something? Your magic is mine. (Harpies tackle them to the ground)... Make sure they're never found... At least, not by those that're NOT Xavior. Take them somewhere isolated enough for Xavior to show in and finish the job.
 * Gallus: "YOUR A FREAKING PSYCOPATH?!"
 * Harpiss: "I think you were softened by the Ponies' seltered ways.... I am not crazy..... Just another exsample, of cold, cold, reality. And once you brats are gone...... I think I know exactly where to go next after I set the Perytons into slavery."
 * Silverstream: "NEIGHSAY WILL TURN ON YOU IF HE KNOWS THAT?!"
 * Harpiss: "I think you already saw what I'll do after you brats are legitamently dead."
 * Harpiss chuckled wickedly as the Harpies dragged them off.
 * The Students and Prominade are held upset on the tallest tree.
 * Ocellus: "(Wimpers and shedding tears)..... We're gonna die. Either from starvation, Badland Creatures, or even Xavior eventually arriving to finish off what's left! (CRIES)!? I WANT MY MOMMY?!"
 * Polarity: "It's okay, Ocellus. Crying is not gonna help. We can figure a way out of this."
 * Prominade: "Hey, uhhhh..... Are rocks moving torwords us a good thing or a bad thing?"
 * The Rocks are reveiled to be Landscape Crabs.
 * Silverstream: "LANDSCAPE CRABS?!"
 * Sandbar: "It's okay, we're heavily tied high up in the tree, they can't get us."
 * Gallus: "Except that THEY CAN CLIMB THEIR WAY UP, STUPID?!"
 * Sandbar: ".... Ohh."
 * Ocellus: "..... Can I start crying again?"
 * Smolder: "OCELLUS, CAN YOU NOT?!"
 * ???: "Yo, what's up?"
 * Segnal and Tecmeck showed up flying.
 * Segnal: "Hey kids, what major crime boss did you kiddos pissed off to end up in feral Landscape Crab terratory?"
 * Skyceria:... Great Queen Harpiss.
 * Segnal: Oh her. (Whistles) That bitch would be mine if she wasn't such a bitch.
 * Yona: Could you please just help us- (The Landscape Crabs were gone)... Where'd they go?
 * Segnal: P****d out like bitches. That's what they do when they see us. Why didn't you dimwits use your powers to get out anyway?
 * Silverstream: Because we lost our magic.
 * Tecmeck: Well, that has to be the durn case, cause I see no other way in Tartarus on why you friendship students wouldn't protect yerselfs from Landscape Crabs of all durn thangs.
 * Segnal: Has anycreature ever taught you pansies to fend for yourself without magic? Lots of races have done it.
 * Gallus: "Well, Koningin is doing that, but even then, we are also tied up, so it's not like WE WERE REALLY IN THE POSITION TO FIGHT BACK?!"
 * Segnal: "Oh, right, the whole tied up like a pinata thing. I always forget about that."
 * ???: "Yo cous!"
 * A Little Gargoyling flew up like a show-up and arrived at the point.
 * Gargoyling: "Who are these unlucky saps and who did they pissed off?"
 * Segnal: "Heeeey, Snipeskale, look who's old enough to be out of the mudpit kindergarden at long last, ya little stinker? Oh, and uh, these guys are friendship students and uh.... Harpiss."
 * Snipeskale: "Yikes. Glad I'm not in their shoes, Cousin Segnal."
 * Gallus: "Wait, who are you?"
 * Snipeskale: "Duh, I'm Snipeskale. I'm part of the new generation of Gargoyles that're gonna restore our spieces. And I'm finally old enough to leave Mudpit Kindergarden."
 * Ocellus: "Is that like the Changelings' Larva Nursery for Gargoyles?"
 * Tecmeck: "Ya could say that. It's where our new kin can grow up safely and play in the muddy part of the caves and be out of trouble until they're old enough to be able to take hits and give'em back."
 * Sandbar: "Well it sounds like you Gargoyles are doing very well in the Badlands since Twilight and friends stopped Man-Vulture."
 * Gaster: "Yeah, this is fascinating and all, but can we GET UNTIED NOW?!"
 * Snipeskale: "Chill, dudes and dudettes! Snipe is a gargoyle that delivers apawn demand. (Lifts his tail and gives out a retractable sharp stinger that makes some of the students nervious, but Snipeskale was able to safely cut them free, as flying ones grabbed non-flyers before the fell down.) So, how do you feel about going into the New Goyland Caves in the Badlands, somewhere safer then being around Feral Landscape Crabs?"
 * Phebe: "Diffently."
 * The group flew off with new Gargoyle friends, as Mr. Xavior was looking on in the distence, grunting......
 * The Students had been Brought before King George.
 * King Geogre: "How very unfortunate the rogue harpies of Harpiss have finally reared their heads. This Neighsay sounded like he made a costly error with Harpiss. I fear for the world's safety now that she finally caught up with the Perytons."
 * Gallus: "That's why we're gonna need your help."
 * Gaster: "And if you end up pulling a Novo on us, I'M GONNA FLIP?!"
 * King Geogre: ".... In terms of helping you children defeat Harpiss, the answer is yes, and no."
 * Students: "Huh?"
 * Caster: "You, both want to us help, yet DON'T?"
 * King Geogre: "What I mean is, if Harpiss was given an impression that the Gargoyles of the fabled Gargoyle Nation were still around, we would undoubtingly be next, so lending you all our warriors would be, a desistating risk."
 * Gaster: "GAAAAAAAAAAH, HE PULLED A NOVO?!"
 * King Geogre: "Let me finished...... But, to show we don't seek to leave an abandonment impression after the kindness Sparkle and her group did for us, we will offer some assitence. Snipeskale will assist in your quest to return to Cervia and to awake the land's Guardian Ent. He will have the power to cleanse away the rogue harpies' corruption and take away the Panan magic in the stolen weapons. With out it, Harpiss can't congure anymore."
 * Gallus: "That's a gameplan to me."
 * Snipeskale: "Sweet! Out of the mudpits AND got to go on an adventure? Sweet!"
 * King Geogre: "I wish you luck on this quest, Children. You can use the Dirt Goblin tunnels as a short-cut back out the Badlands. We, became friends with those charming little scamps."
 * The Students left.
 * The Students were traveling through Everfree with Swipeskale.
 * Snipeskale: "So THIS is what a forest looks like. That's alot of vertical logs."
 * Skyceria: "Uh, they're called trees, Snipeskale."
 * Snipeskale: "Right, right, they say that in the mudpits. So, uh, what's the plan? How do ya, plan on gtting back to the Deerlands?"
 * Gallus: "Well, Twilight knews an old Griffin named Salty that'll give us a boat ride back to that place, then it's off to the Guardian Ent from-"
 * Suddenly, a tree was smacked aside by Mr. Xavior's fist, as he walked before the surprised group!
 * Ocellus: "HOW DID HE GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
 * Gaster: "AMSCRAY?!"
 * The group made a run for it, except Snipeskale that tried to get ready to fight, but was grabbed by Clyde and snagged away!
 * Mr. Xavior cracked his fists, and lifted up his arms to press some buttons on his wrist, then suddenly teleports with tec.
 * Mr. Xavior re-appeared before the shocked students!
 * Clyde: "Welp, there's our answer. He has teleporting alien tec!"
 * Gaster: "Sometimes, I REALLY HATE SCIENCE?!"
 * Ocellus: "(Sternly) You are lucky Buzzord never heard you say that!"
 * Mr. Xavior loomed over the group.
 * Snipeskale saw that a hornet's nest is not too far off.
 * Snipeskale aimed his tail at the nest, fired a projectle spine, which cut the hive off of it's branch and landed smack-dab into Mr. Xavior's head, of which caused the hornets to go and attack Mr. Xavior, who tried fighting them off while blinded by the hive!
 * Daylight: "Quick, while he's distracted?!"
 * The Group made a run for it, except Snipeskale again before Yona dragged him off!
 * Snipeskale: Aw come on! This is my first outing!!! How am I supposed to have fun if you keep taking me away?
 * Yona: How about you try asking AFTER that giant bastard beats your brains out?
 * Snipeskale: I can take him! I can show you! (Flies off and got beaten up)....... Oh, that was just luck. It can't happen twice.
 * Snipeskale: IT HAPPENED TWICE!!! (They jump off a cliff and into water as all except Yona got to safety)
 * Yona: NONONO, DAMMIT!!!
 * Silverstream: No! None of us can swim or breath underwater to save her!
 * Shore: Rhabdom and I can. We got thi- (Xavior landed and knocked them out by smacking each other's heads into the other and choked Yona out underwater with his unbreakable grip)
 * Snipeskale: I GOT THIS! (Dives)... S***S***S*** I CAN'T SWIM EITHER!!! (Sunk)
 * Sandbar: EVERY CREATURE FOR THEMSELVES!!!! (They swam after them as Xavior was too strong for them as they all drowned individually)
 * ???: HEY, BLOBFISH!!! (Splash Wave appeared with a magic crystal) Let those bodies go, or I'll do to you, what Paul W. S. Anderson did to your world in 2004, 2010, and 2012! (Xavior just ignored her and grabbed the bodies)... I WARNED YA!! (She fired the crystal which did very critical damage to Xavior forcing him to be chased out by biteacudas while she recovered them and used the crystal) CRYSTAL, CLEAR!! (She revived them as they gasped for air)
 * Sandbar:... Whoa... Who are you?
 * Shore: SPLASH?! WHAT WERE YOU DOING HERE?!
 * Splash Wave: I'm an adventurer. It's what I do. Me and my husband were just passing through. Amazingly plot-related we ended up coincidentally seeing you here.
 * Shore: Well, um, thanks for saving us, I guess.
 * Splash: You can thank my new Crystal Knife. A magical blade I got from a magical reef. It's a wand and knife all rolled into one.
 * Gaster: Well I think we all know who to blame for our near-death. SNIPESKALE!!
 * Snipeskale: WHAT?! How is it MY fault?!
 * Gaster: If you hadn't charged in like an imbecile, we would've avoided his scent before he could teleport to us.
 * Snipeskale: YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!
 * Splash Wave: "Hey now, all arguing is gonna do is lead to a drumatic scene where you'll go through a temporary break-up that ends up benefiting the bad guys and lead to a heartfult reunion and a stronger kinship cause of plot-driven regret."
 * Silence.....
 * Snipeskale: "..... I'm sorry, what?"
 * Shore: "It's, her way of saying this arguing isn't gonna go anywhere."
 * Gaster: ".... Okay, since this is like your first time, I'll go easy on ya, but remember that you can't be able to fight that big dude easily."
 * Snipeskale: "Okay I get it, avoid the giant human with the fedora hat, I get it! And I thought the mudpit kindergarden head female was strict."
 * Gaster: "Well sorry for spoiling your fun, but we're trying to NOT GET KILLED?! We're trying to keep alive?!"
 * Snipeskale: "Ya know, for a kid, you really talk like an athority figure. (Gasper was shocked) (Slow motion repeating) A-horrr-ity fiiiiiiiigggggggggure."
 * Gaster started to get twitchy eyes......
 * Snipeskale: "..... Uh, S;'up with the due bughorse?"
 * Sandbar: "Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, Gaster, actselly doesn't like athority figures."
 * Snipeskale: "Well why was he talking like one."
 * Giggle: "That was more like he was thinking with common-sense."
 * Moonbow: "Snipeskale, be honest, how long ago did you become old enough to leave the mudpits?"
 * Snipeskale: "Yesterday was my birthday, why?"
 * Silence.........
 * Snipeskale: "...... What?"
 * Clyde: "..... Holy f*****g s***, this guy's a noob to life."
 * Gaster:... Those... Gargoyles... Gave us........ A RECENT ADULT... WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FIGHT RIGHT OR BE MORE CONSIDERATE?!...
 * Snipeskale: Uhhh... I guess when you put it like that, it really does sound stupid.
 * Gaster: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS STUPID!!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE THOSE UGLY BAT THINGS THINKING?!? YOU, KID, ARE UNRELIABLE!!!! I WAS GIVING YOU GOOD ADVICE AND YOU JUST CHILDISHLY CALL ME SOME AUTHORITATIVE BOSS?! I, I.... EEEEERRRRRRAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! That's it! We're bringing this delinquent ruffian back home and giving their King a piece of my mind for wasting our time!!!
 * Snipeskale: Uh, you do know it's midnight, right? And by the time we make it, it'll be day. You know, the time of day Gargoyles are supposed to be statues? (Gaster was angered)
 * Gaster:...... (Screams unbelievably as it scared away so much wildlife)
 * Splash: Wow, you have some air tubes-
 * Gaster: PUT A MICROPHONE IN IT!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M PISSED OFF THAT WE'RE STUCK WITH AN IMPUDENT PRICK?!
 * Gallus: "Which is ironic, cause that was what you were like on your first day when Winger was a problem."
 * Gaster: "BUT I HAD A SENSE OF PRACTICALLY AND GOT TO REALISED HOW MUCH LIFE SUCKS?! THIS DUDE, HAS NOT GOT THAT YET?!"
 * Skyceria: "Hey, fair's fair, he's an improvement from Prominade."
 * Prominade: "Yeah, he's-........ Oh very funny, Skyceria, you she-jester!"
 * Gaster: "But WHY did that King give him to us?!"
 * Shore: "Well, if I have to guess, I, suspect he wanted Gargoyles to be represented in the School of Friendship?"
 * Gaster: "BUT HOW IS THAT GONNA WORK WHEN CLASSES TAKE PLACE IN THE DAY, WHERE HE WOULD BE A GARDEN ORNIMENT BY NOW?!"
 * Giggle: "Well I had heard rumors from the staff that Starswirl was teaching Twilight on how to learn a sun-immunity spell said to help Gargoyles or Traditional Trolls to be protected from the effects of the sun, but I don't see how-....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."
 * Gaster: "....... Nooooooooo....... Is Sparkle gonna turn this guy...... Into a new student?"
 * Sandbar: "Well I think we saw WHY that's the case. Guy needs help to have a sense of caution and get self-control."
 * Gallus: "And hey, ya gotta admit, that was a neat trick-shot with his tail and that Hornet's Nest..... Though he might lose points with Fluttershy for trashing an animal's home."
 * Gaster: ".... Okay, I admit that was, kinda clever. BUT HE RUINED IT BY TRYING TO GO AFTER THE DUDE?!"
 * Shore: "Well, yes, he's inventive and adaptive, but flawwed with unregularited bravery and quickness to go after adversaries without thinking. He does need help in that department."
 * Snipeskale: "Wait wait wait wait! You mean to tell me, I got out of the mudpits, only to go to SCHOOL?! And one for FRIENDSHIP?! What kind of sesime street s*** did I just got involved with?!"
 * Silverstream: The school is more mature than such a name suggests. If you hadn't noticed, the world is in shambles. So far, Equestria is the only place that holds onto the strongest magic in the world: the magic of friendship.
 * Snipeskale:... (Laughed like this)
 * Smolder: DON'T LAUGH! It really IS mature in a world like this. We learned about it's origins.
 * (Sandbar): During the dawn of the world, it's creators, the Alicorn Gods, had a head goddess: Queen Philosophia. The goddess of friendship. She saw a philosophical view to friendship. One can be strong on their own... But like ants, imagine if hundreds of strong figures worked together in harmony. They could be unstoppable. And so dawned the magic of friendship, the ultimate design of the idea of magic as a team. Of course the magic of true love is a much stronger concept some other goddesses came up with, but that's another story. Philosophia herself planted the Tree of Harmony with her husband King Temperanus, from a seed blessed with the magic of friendship and thus like any youngling, it spawned a very powerful magical tree with a sentience of it's own. It was also essentially immortal. Everycreature thought that the Boogeyman destroyed the Tree of Harmony once and it was up to Starswirl the Bearded to rebirth it, but in actuality, it had an immortality of it's own.
 * Pitch was suprised that the tree reformed itself as if nothing happened and become stronger fromit.....
 * Pitch: "........ ARE, YOU, KIDDING ME- (A root surged from the ground and smacked him away!) G'OW DEVINES DAMN IT?!"
 * Rhabdom: "Bet ya Bitch Black felt stupid he can't wrecked the tree so easily."
 * Snipeskale: ".... Oooo-kay, so, there is abit of something with friendship magic after all, but then guys that our big fedora hat wearing bruser shouldn't even be an ISSUE!"
 * Smolder: "Thing is, doofus, only our teachers, the Main 6, can use the Elements..... And/or Rainbow Power if the jeweraly is unavaluable."
 * Snipeskale: "Then why is he still an issue if-"
 * Gaster: "Because Neighsay and his pals cheated."
 * Shore: "AHEM! That IS to say, the Main 6 aren't exactly..... Unfailable. They can be caught off guard and surprised. And likely they were captured and disabled."
 * Snipeskale: ".... Yeesh, and Man-Vulture LOST to them?"
 * Quartz: "That's when they get a grip onto the situation. But end of the day, things like that are why the school exists."
 * Snipeskale: "So, basicly, you guys are like, back-up heroes if the real deals are out of commission?"
 * Gallus: "Ehhhhhh, we're getting there."
 * Snipeskale: "..... Okay, I'll humor this. Though I wanna ask why we can't fight that big dude yet, and it has to be other then "He's too strong"!"
 * Skyceria: "Well, as you know, it's because Harpiss took our powers and left us vulerable to an already over-wealming adversary. We are trying to find and catch up with Tempest back in Cervia, so to get her to help us since she has a good understanding of Panan weaponry, and how she might be able to help us against that Mr. Xavior guy."
 * Snipeskale: "I get ya, you want to get backup. Well why didn't ya just say so?"
 * Gaster: "BECAUSE-"
 * Ocellus: "Ahem!"
 * Gaster: ".... Ugh, whatever, can we just get to that Sea Captain Griffin already?"
 * Splash: You mean Salty? Oh, I saw him earlier. Plot, you are such an unpredictable mistress. I can take you to him. (Makes magic bubbles entrapping them inside and swimming off with them)
 * Yona:... Is that really all you can do?
 * Splash: Actually, no. I learned how to make Panan orbs and came up with my own. (Takes out a red-violent glowing orb with a coral-like sloshing blob inside and used it on a Bahamut, as it exploded and entrapped it in a massive complex of stony coral)... I call them coenosteum bombs.
 * Moonbow: "Then were we lucky we ran into you."
 * Splash: Yeah. Me and Snipey still have magic. Be glad you got us because the plot was written by homo sapians who actually made a better idea than Michael Bay in his pre-Transformer days.
 * Fairweather: I'm actually questioning how you actually know that.
 * Splash: All cartoons should know they're fictional, you know. You think any cartoon would take such a fact? I don't think so.
 * Fairweather: Well, this may be my inner-Fluttershy, but I actually like taking a detour underwater. The sea is just beautiful.
 * Splash: Yeah, that's seapony magic at it's basic. You should see what that stuff can REALLY do.
 * Shore: Yeah. In fact we don't actually need Salty.
 * Splash: Well let's let your producers have his next appearance by saying my magic draws from a finite pool of magic. And given you guys have been depowered, you might not swim or travel underwater good enough to avoid drowning or sea predators.
 * Shore: ".... I'm gonna take that as your magic is limited and relying on it is risky."
 * Gaster: "So let's stick to the plan and get to Salty."
 * Splash: Exactly my point, just made less meta. This is actually a collector crystal of Sea Changeling modification meant to be symbiotic with the magic of it's environment, sharing the magic it collects with the wielder, the source, and itself. The Sea Changelings that made it saw taking power from others as wrong, and made it, yet tragically died to Squirk before they could use it. I now wield it in their honor. So, yeah, I don't want to use it too much, and you should just go to Salty. (She saw his boat)...... Speaking of which...
 * Salty: (He was with a bulky Peruvian pelican griffin) Glad I got you as me first mate, Gula. With the craziness going on, I could use meself a crew.
 * Gula: Ahh, it ain't nothing, really. (The group jumped onto the boat as everyone got a breath of fresh air) WHAT THE FLOCK?!
 * Splash: SALTY BOY... These kiddies need a ride to Cervia! Mount Borges needs help.
 * Gallus: I, HATE, THE SEA!!!
 * Yona: THAT MAKES ONE OF US!!! I mean, no offences to our sea-based friends, but, this is why my tribe are airship yaks.
 * Gula:... Friends of yours, Salty?
 * Salty: "Well, on a tecnecality, I know them as Sparkle's students. She always talks about them..... Though the Gargoyle boy looks new."
 * Clyde: "He's a littteral newbie to life. He just became old enough to venture this far."
 * Gula: "Yikes. So, you youngins said something about Mount Borges in trouble?"
 * Prominade: "Well, in a nutshell, there's really mean harpies lead by Harpiss that arrived and baiscly took it over like they did to our original homeland, the mean pigeons!"
 * Salty: "Harpiss?! Well say no more! I bet your gonna need the Guardian Ent's help to put those harpies in their place!"
 * Gallus: "Yeah, but we need to move fast! Harpiss teamed up with Neighsay and some cronies, and he managed to take control of a real bruzer of a humaniod bioweapon freak! We lost him for now, but he is out to get us!"
 * Salty: "Well Neighsay's playing a dangerious game with Harpiss. That witch is deceptive as she's clever. I don't wager she has good intentions with that pompus horse if she's willing to even entertain the idea of including him into going after the Perytons."
 * Smolder: No duh. We'd better move fast, and bet that Neighsay knows damn well by now she's bad news if he's so biased against non-ponies.
 * Neighsay: I just KNOW that birdbrain is planning something against me.
 * Bullshitton: I kinda figured you was gonna be like that, considering that racial mistrusty thing you always do.
 * Svengallop: "You're seriously distrusting Harpiss even after she was a help against those brats of the school?"
 * Neighsay: Yes. I would wager that she has her own motives in mind vs. my true desires, and likely they could present a flight risk to Equestria, pardoning the unintended thematic pun. When she has no more use after I have Mr. Xavior take care of those beast children, I'll return any favor of ineditable backstabbing by ensuring she's not a threat. However, that strategy might no longer be subtle. Given the reputation I have, she's obviously counter-betraying me.
 * Jackasso: Well what's your plan to counter-COUNTER-betray her?
 * Neighsay: "It is mostly a risky one, but based on what I learned from Mr. Xavior's homeworld, is that he pocesses a flawwed verson of a biological programming of being a mindless killing machine. I would simply have my link spell to mentally strain him that it would cause the programming to be of intended order, and leave Harpiss and her guild with a beast no longer under ANYONE's control."
 * Wind Rider: "Even when it could get us killed?"
 * Neighsay: "Oh do be assured, you sham of a wonderbolt, we will simply escape afterwords, and leave Xavior to end up rampaging till the ineditable respondse by stronger forces to bring that abomination down."
 * Absolut'e: "You sure you want to give up a powerful bruiser like that?"
 * Neighsay: "Make no mistake, Miss Absolut'e. If I maintain control of that thing, and Harpiss betrays me, then she could figure out how to usurp that control from me, then SHE be the one with an unstoppable brute."
 * Baholony: "And, your sure that would be bad to Equestria?"
 * Neighsay: "Well considering that even the Uniter was overwealmed by that thing, that doesn't give me great confidence that in the wrong hands, someone like Harpiss will have no problem taking fast control of the world with that brute."
 * El Jackasso: "Well, I think the bug lady might not like what you would do with him."
 * Neighsay: "Hence why she will be my scapegoat as being considered the shorce of that beastly creature, espeically since it turned out her tecknowagey was the catalist of why Mr. Xavior's homeworld has entered shambles with horrendus dishastors after horrendus dishastors. She will likely be subugated to be arrested by those Galactic Federation aliens, or even exiled to the same dimention of the rest of her fellow "Cragmites" as were. I understand that she's consider a rare devient to an infamously hostile race."
 * Svengallop: "I'll be fair, Neighsay, that is deviously clever to turn the bug into the fall girl for that bruzer's would-be ramage against the Peryton home should Harpiss try anything with us."
 * Neighsay: "I did ran an education based organisation after all. It requires that you would be this smart."
 * Wind Rider: And yet you never won. (Everyone did this)
 * Neighsay: "THAT IS PURELY BECAUSE OF CRUEL FATE?!"
 * Wind Rider: It's smart, to expect, the unexpected.
 * Neighsay: Ugh, if you're so smart, how about you tell us how we can counter Harpiss should she betray us?
 * Wind Rider: "Hey, I didn't nessersarly said I had a better idea, the plan you got was good enough, I'm just putting out that it's not enough to be smart if it's just talk and no proof of concept."
 * Neighsay: "Well, when Mr. Xavior's done..... You'll get your "Proof of Concept" soon enough."
 * Wind Rider: Fine! But should WE consider betraying YOU, you better watch your back.
 * Neighsay: I WILL!
 * Wind Rider: Fine!
 * Neighsay: Fine!
 * Absolut'e: "(Quietly) This is clearly not a stable group."
 * Baholony: "(Quietly) I have twin nephews that get along better then these guys."
 * A regenerating Xavior returned after teleporting to the front door and pushed it open, noticedly covered in Baracuda bites
 * Neighsay:...... Ah. You're back, Mr. Xavior. Have those brats been finished off? (Xavior paused and nods no) WHAT?! How?! (Shows him a piece of seaglass and a gargoyle tooth)...... I see. They're not alone anymore. A gargoyle and another seapony. Hmmph. Persistent little beasts, aren't they? Then why did you bother to come back though?!
 * Wind Rider: "Obviously, I think those kids are trying to come back here for some kinda game plan."
 * Neighsay: ".... Then clearly those brats are up to something. (To Mr. Xavior) And you?! Resume to going after those brats immediately, and circumvent whatever it is they're trying to atthive?!"
 * Mr. Xavior moaned and left.
 * Neighsay: "..... Those brats must really be quite an issue if even a powerful Bounty Hunter is having some trouble."
 * Bullshiton: Well, uh, boss, they did managed to survive that Seg guy awhile back AND managed to help beat those other clones.
 * Neighsay: Well no more. I think it's time we give Xavior... A much needed upgrade. (He charged up his power and made the still leaving Xavior more like the Tyrant's mutated form)...... Regeneration is now invincibility. Strength is now infinite. It has magic immunity. And the best part... (Xavior gained two powerful unicorn horns on it's head)... He now has his own magic to command.
 * Svengallop: Um, what about Harpiss?
 * Neighsay: I know what I'm doing. He serves no tyrant. He, is a mercenary.
 * Wind Rider: "Fair point, but I'd be more concerned about the bug lady. She is very unlikely to be cool with your, adjustments."
 * Cynidress was heard screaming blood-cuddlingly!
 * Baholony: "..... Well, when your right, your right."
 * Cynidress used acid to melt her way into the group's location!
 * Cynidress had a face filled with tears and fire in her eyes!
 * Cynidress: "WHAT, HAD YOU, DONE TO HIM?!"
 * Neighsay: "The children had proven worthier adversaries then planned, so I made your friend stronger."
 * Cynidress: "YOU TURNED HIM INTO A MONSTER IS WHAT YOU DID?! CHANGE, HIM, BACK, OR, I WON'T BE HELD RESPONDSABLE, NOR BLAMED, FOR WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU?!"
 * Neighsay: "Clearly, you allowed your misguided compassion rule you, alien. Surely your aware that your friend Xavior was MEANT to be a monster!"
 * Cynidress: "MAYBE TO HIS CARTOONISHLY EVIL CREATORS IN THAT CRAZY CORPATION, BUT XAVIOR WAS DIFFERENT?! AND NOW, YOU MADE YOUR TRANSGRESSION WITH THE KILL-CLAIMERS WORSE?! BLEEK, WILL NOT FORGIVE THIS?! AS A VERY ENFLUENCEAL PROMOTER OF THE GROUP, HE WILL PROMISE AUTOMATIC MEMBERSHIP TO ANY THAT BRINGS YOUR STUPID FACE ON A SILVER PLATTER?!"
 * Neighsay: "I was threatened with worse, my dear. I'm no stranger for having earned the ire of anything not of the purity of ponies."
 * Cynidress: "YOU RUINED THE ONLY REAL FRIEND I HAVE LEFT?! I, WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT?!"
 * Neighsay: "..... Fair's fair, it wouldn't be like Harpiss would, disapprove of it. In fact, I would wager that if she were the one that got to him..... She'd make him even worse. And even then, she's why I'm even involved in this matter, cause she believed I would be fruitful in allowing her to claim these nature-loving Perytons. In a way, this matter, is largely her doing as it is my direct imput."
 * Cynidress: "...... THEN I'M GONNA GIVE THAT BIRDY BITCH A PIECE OF MY CRAGMITE MIND?! THEN, I'M COMING FOR YOU, ASSHOLE?!"
 * Cynidress was tossed into a cage with the misfits, the Main 7 and the Factily.....
 * Harpiss: "Let this be an example on why I shouldn't be trifled with, bug. (Walks off)....."
 * Applejack: "..... Surely ya'll were smart enough to realised that going against that nasty varmint wasn't gonna end well."
 * Cynidress: "(Wimpers as she cried), I couldn't help it?! That nasty little equine Neighsay has turned my only friend into a serious monster?!"
 * Buzzord: "Oh I'm sure you're exaggera- (Sees the passing Mutanted Xavior) WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?! (Xavior moved on)........"
 * Icky: "Awww, s***, Neighsay triggered the X-Tyrants' super form. Now the kids are in a REAL s*** pickle now!"
 * Cynidress: "...... Everyone, I'm, I'm so sorry I ever brought Xavior here, we, we thought it was gonna be a rotine bounty oppertunity, we didn't know it was gonna turn out to be a coup de gra?!"
 * Barktrot: "It's not the first instince of Bounty Hunters helping questionable forces, and for as long as the universes will exist, it's not guarrentied to be the last."
 * Olhar: "Hey, accsidents happen and mistakes were made. Some of us used to be in darker places. Litterally in my case."
 * Cynidress: "..... Why, are you guys so cool about what is happening?! Xavior has been turned into a monster that's going to hurt innosent children that didn't even did anything wrong?! How, are you not concerned?!"
 * Icky: "Lady, those kids survived against things like an anichent fearmonger, a crazed wing-slicing ostrich and a clone army, at worse Xavior's gonna be their first hand exspearience to the horrors of the residence evil world."
 * Electross: "Though, I am, curious now. Why show alot of compassion to a bioweapon like Xavior?"
 * Buzzord: "Hey, I just realised that this Xavior shares my dear Skull Crab's name... Just with an E instead of an O! What a cosmic coincidence!"
 * Electross: "..... Ahem. Seriously, why care though? Xavior the X-Tyrant's kind is, not netouriously nice...."
 * Cynidress: "..... Had you, ever wonder on how that world got the way it is?"
 * Icky: "It's because a bunch of death-fearing old dudes wanted to play god and ended up creating zombies, monsters and freaks instead."
 * Cynidress: "BUT IT GOT THAT WAY BECAUSE OF ME AND CRAGMITE TEC?! (The group were surprised)..... I, was an escaping Cragmite Defect that wanted to avoid, basicly being like him! (Points to Electross), and, my ship got damaged by local space pirates, and, I ended up crashing into the world in the days where that, sinful company, was once a product of well-intentioned ambitions."
 * Cynidress was held on an operating table as she was looked at by the silluette of Umbrella's founders.
 * Founder 1: "This alien, and her tecknowagey, are incredable...... And with our knowledge of our world's greatest, obscure gifts, this alien tec can make our dreams possable, gentlemen!"
 * Founder 2: "Immortality, and the perfecting of Humanity, all thanks to this visitor."
 * Founder 3: "And we managed to get to her first before she ended up going the way of the roswell aliens. This is our company's greatest secret, gentlemen."
 * Cynidress: "What, are you gonna do to me?"
 * Founder 1: "Basicly, my dear..... We're going to learn, (Readies a needle) what makes your biology tick, and we'll see if we can transfer it into humans."
 * (Cynidress): "Those, psycopaths, did things to me, things, I repress like as if I was a prisoner of war that went through torture sessions?! They just take what they wanted to figure out, and then turn what they took into a product they sell to the unaware people for a fortune! I, still have the sticthes and scars of the parts of my body and organs they took from me! And if that's not bad enough-"
 * (Icky): "LET ME GUESS, The events of the games went down, right?"
 * (Cyndress): ".... Right. I was then sent to an island where Xavior was born. I was placed there to be a kept secret and to prevent my discovery by the planet's government. Then, that island went to crud too, and I was about to be killed by these, inhuman looking soldiers, but then.... I've met Xavior. He started life as the creation of the one pure human of that group that wanted to make a morally-aware X-Tyrant so to better discern between enemy and civilian..... But the poor guy was laughed at, and Xavior declared a dud, and thrown with their other mistakes in a messy claustrophobic room with a really bad room-mate situation. Xavior had to make himself dominate to survive. He realised that I was in danger, and had saved me when he escaped when the island was going to hell. We managed to recover my ship and escaped that island..... We came to the Kill-Claimers and worked for them, because, I was afraid on what the Galactic Federation would do to me, if they knew that, that world fell apart, because an alien crashed there, espeically since Cragmites don't have the best of reputations?! You know as well as I that the use of advanced alien technology by less-advanced beings is a severely punishable crime. It's obvious I'm gonna be blamed for making that?!"
 * Cynidress: "But I didn't?!..... I was a victim, of bad circumstances. I'm not even a Bounty Hunter myself, I'm just Xavior's care-taker. I typically give him medicine that prevents his intended mindless killer programming in check, which is, faulty in Tyrant standerds cause it was modifived to allow him to be in touch with his inner humanity. But then.... That angry, angry psyco, robbed him of his physical humanity! He's now, no different then his siblings?!"
 * Buzzord: "Tecnecally, I don't think alot of them had Unicorn Horns pertruding out of their-"
 * Cynidress: "GENERALLY, SPEAKING, I MEAN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, calm down, lady."
 * Cynidress: "How can I?! I seen the games, I seen what typically becomes of those like Xavior?! The mutantion would end up going out of control, and always the Tyrant would have to......."
 * Icky: "..... Be, destroyed?"
 * Cynidress: "...... I'm afraid, that Xavior will end up doing something that'll make those children want Xavior dead?! Cause Xavior's one seriously wounded very closed lover or cared friend away to be put on death row?!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... If I have to be bluntingly honest, madam..... Perhaps it's for the best if Xavior is placed out of his misery, PERIOD!"
 * Cynidress was shocked by that!
 * Lord Shen: "I know, this isn't what you like to hear, but Xavior may be a defect of such, but his kind were created to be weapons! TO DESTROY! If Neighsay was able to control the sorry brute, then think what would happen if Harpiss, or people even worse like the League, are able to DO with that monster?! This creature, managed to overwealm even a Uniter, so imagine how much even MOTHRONS would be interested in that beast?! I know you defelupted misguided feelings for him, but there's a reason why it's kin have ALWAYS been destroyed in the end, cause if not, then Xavior's a cliché villain mistake away of being an unstoppable rampaging creature destroying everything, MADE WORSE THAT HE'S IN EQUESTRIA, AND A WORLD WITH NO KNOWLEDGE OF HIS KIND TO BEGIN WITH?!"
 * Cynidress: "You need to understand, Xavior's death would not be forgiven in the Killclaimers, especially not Bleek! Any that would managed to do so to Xavior, will become a target to on-trial members for easy memberships with their name on bounty!"
 * Lord Shen: "WELL THE FACT THAT THIS THING WAS POCESSED BY BOUNTY HUNTERS OF ALL PEOPLE MAKES IT WORSE?! THEY WERE LUCKY THEY HAD YOU AROUND, CAUSE EVENTUALLY OTHERWISE XAVIOR'S TRUE NATURE WOULD'VE TAKEN OVER AND NO ONE WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO QUELL HIM?!"
 * Gazelle: "Shen, calm down!"
 * Lord Shen eased up abit.....
 * Cynidress: "Please, understand, if anyone kills Xavior, they'll end up a target for on-trialers to seek out and destroy for membership! I kid you not, Xavior earned the group's respect for being able to take down things like Grox and Hutts. He even succeeded to have the Mafia Allience fear him, and that's not usually possable for any other member! And trust me, alot of these would-be future kill-claimers are very amoral to who they would target. So if those kids would ever managed to take down Xavior, and I mean no offence, but not even the magic of friendship would protect them from would-be members of the Killclaimers that REALLY want to be some of the cosmos' greatest trained killers, espeically if Bleek picks just the right characters for it! That's why I called for the Deathcounter to send a rescue party to try and get Xavior back to normal."
 * Rarity: "I'm afraid Neighsay would be too smart to allow something like that to occure so easily."
 * Lord Shen: And they brought it upon themselves. If you make an unstable bioweapon a bounty hunter, then of course things like that are going to happen. It's their fault for bringing Xavior here. If they try to blame anyone and respond harshly, they'll have to answer to us. Espeically this Bleek character. I understand he has a heavy wanted status in the Star Wars galaxies for his many connections to even the worse of Bounty Hunters of those systems.
 * Cynidress: "..... So that's it then...... I'm going to lose Xavior?"
 * Gazelle: "..... Try to consider this.... What do you think would be a worse fate for Xavior? Becoming a slave to a mad villain's conquest, or the shared fate of his siblings?"
 * Cynidress: "..... I, would imagine that, Xavior would consider being a slave worse then death...."
 * Po: "Look, I know it'll suck either way, but also consider on how much Xavior being in dangerious hands would ALSO be bad to those Kill-Claimer guys. Likely, the Galactic Federation ain't gonna be chill about The Kill-Claimers' star member helping in conguring a planet and potaintionally killing kids! They're already angry that you broke one of their laws. I bet ya at least Deathcounter might understand that, something had to be done."
 * Icky: "Also, you have to consider that you might not be around forever to keep the guy stable, espeically in the Bounty Hunter biz. One bad encounter with a target and if you die, Xavior loses his only cling to relitive passiveness, then he could be doomed to becoming another typical X-Tyrant and randomly killing the first sucker they ran into! Even the wackos who made these things could barely control them! It's ALWAYS a matter of time with these guys!"
 * Cynidress: "..... Many parts of me, hate to say this, but.... Your right..... Xavior, needs to be free from this, indiffently...... But I worry for those kids the same. Neighsay really made Xavior stronger then he already was."
 * Lord Shen: If it helps... The REAL Xavior before he became a Tyrant would want you to let him go. Now that's he's been claimed, it's time he be put down for good.
 * Cynidress:... You may be right. It's time I learned that if you love something, you must let it go.
 * ???: Couldn't have said it better. (Deadpool came with his own team)
 * Cynidress:... Ohhhh, NO!!! Deathcounter, in all your wisdom, it HAD to be HIM?!
 * Lord Shen: "He's your headache too? I like you already, Miss."
 * Salty: Alright, laddies. We're 1 mile away from Cervia. But ye might wanna brace yourselves. Harpies could be watching out for yas. And course, there is your big brute friend.
 * Gaster: "We're aware of it, Captain Obvious."
 * Salty: "Hey now, Captain Obvious was me brother. I be nothing like him.... (Everyone laughed) Aye, if only he wasn't such a slow mind."
 * Skyceria: Well Mount Borges is a far way from here on foot or hoof, but a bunch of us can fly even without magic. Seriously, how stupid would it be for magic to be connected to our flight?
 * Gallus: "Well, I heard when Professor Egghead got her cutie mark taken by the Gudience Counciler back when she used to be a bitch that she wasn't able to fly very good."
 * Skyceria: "I, think that was more like she lost her magic in speed, not the physical act of flying."
 * Gallus: Whatever.
 * Skyceria: Yeah, whatever. But with those harpy patrols, flying won't exactly be an option.
 * Snipeskale: Unless we fly too fast for them to notice.
 * Rhabdom: No, no magic, no speed.
 * Daylight: Well what exactly do any of you suggest?
 * Skyceria: "We could try to go into the forests and stay clear of clearings and paths. The trees are great and obscuring things."
 * Gallus: "I doubt those Harpies would be stupid enough to stay in the skies. They could have some watching from the trees on branches as well. And even then, they won't be much help against that freakazoid looking for us no matter where we go."
 * Daylight: Anyone ELSE have any OTHER suggestions?
 * Splash Wave: Uh, I have magic. I can use it to teleport us there. (Everyone paused)
 * Skyceria: (They teleport there)...
 * Yona: Well that actually worked-
 * Skyceria: (In the ground) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHH, GODS DAMMIT!!!
 * Prominade: "SISTER! Does mom and dad know about that potty-mouth?"
 * Skyceria: Coming from the lady who acts like a child in a grownup body. So many people around us swear too much.
 * Splash: Well let's stop being fillery and get moving. And cue next chapter.

Chapter 3: The Friendship Students to the Rescue/Meeting Deadpool and his Killclaimer X-Force
Meanwhile... Later in Isolated Forest... Meanwhile...
 * Deadpool: Hey! Did we forget our little early arrangement?!
 * Scroopfan: "We haven't forgotten, Deadpool, we just need to transition to this chapter first."
 * Deadpool:... Totally knew that. Hit it!
 * Angela: Ugh!
 * YB Deadpool: Why does that video even have a screenshot error?
 * WB Deadpool: "It was from back when Wikia was going through its glitch phases, it's been like that since."
 * Deadpool: Whatever. Lodgers, I don't think you met my new, X-Force!
 * Lefou: Surprised they haven't been pointlessly killed off on their first mission.
 * Phaedra: "Don't remind us."
 * Deadpool: "Ugh, I know..... My last X-Force exspearience wasn't uh.... Great. Thank goodness death is meaningless to comic book characters."
 * Icky: "Albeit cause of retcons."
 * Angela: "..... And, suddenly, I don't feel comfortable about this."
 * Jormoonus: "Neither do I."
 * Corrtee: "Ditto."
 * Jyotsna: "Not helping that based on what we heard prior, that it sounds like Xavior has been screwed around by this Neighsay prick."
 * Yamjiri: "(Predator Chatter)."
 * Icky: ".... But now we're getting this out of the way, (Being Coyfully friendly) Soooooooo, who are your friends?"
 * Iago: My question is, WHY IS RATCHET'S BOGON GALAXY LOMBAX FRIEND WITH THEM?! What was her name again?
 * Angela: Angela Cross. And since Max Apogee saved me from Tachyon, I've been looking for answers and joined the Kill-Claimers after my home on Jasindu was ruined.
 * Icky: "Does Ratchet know?"
 * Angela: "No, and, I'd, rather he found out on my terms, so, PLEASE keep quiet about it."
 * Phil: "Our lips are sealed."
 * Lord Shen: "Though, what do you mean by, Answers?"
 * Angela: Answers about the Lombaxes and why Tachyon was so obsessed with them.
 * Pinkie: Lombaxes defeated his race long ago by banishing them to another dimension, adopted him as an egg and raised him as one of their own, he figured out his origins, betrayed them all, chased them into another dimension, Ratchet's dad sent him to the Solana Galaxy to save him, and Tachyon wanted revenge on them and to free his race with the Dimensionator, and Ratchet defeated him. The end. (Smiles with a squee)
 * Angela:...... Wow... That's a lot to unpack.
 * Cynidress was cowerdly hiding from Angela's sight....
 * Angela: "..... Oh, uh, look, Cynid, I already had like seen you, a few times before, I already know you're a devient."
 * Cynidress: "I'm actselly hiding myself from the fact that, I led Xavior here to begin with and now-"
 * Jormoonus: "That he may have to be put down? Look, if it helps, Deathcounter was always prepared for this day. I mean, come on, obviously your tecnecally a civilian and an easy target, and in this profession, anything could happen to ya. Ya may not be around forever to keep Xav from going nuts one day."
 * Phaedra: "I mean, Xavior is a bioweapon made by a rogue corperation after all, we have to be like Bleek to not see that coming."
 * Icky: No seriously, are we gonna know the names of these other alien chicks or what?
 * Phaedra: (Scoffs in offense and used the Tangean Brain Squeeze to knows him out)... Asshole. But if you MUST know, I am Phaedra DesAppears. Tangean. Deadpool saved me from a Tangean Grounder rapist.
 * Deadpool: And she's loved me for it!
 * Phaedra: Shut up.
 * Jyotsna: Jyotsna Triggs.
 * Jormoonus: Jormoonus Alpharehnti.
 * Corrtee: Corrtee Giandus.
 * Deadpool: And this is Yamjiri. Do NOT piss her off.
 * Mantis: "Like any of us are stupid enough to anger the Predator aliens."
 * Mad Hatter: Wow, she's the definition of ugly girl. (Yamjiri growls and punched him into a wall)
 * Mantis:... I stand corrected.
 * Lord Shen: "So I take it you're pretty much Cynidress' rescue party."
 * Deadpool: And possible one-night stand as a reward after this is over.
 * WB Deadpool: We never agreed to that.
 * YB Deadpool: Well, you never know. We might get lucky.
 * Phaedra: Now can we please get this Neighsay asshole punished? He's going to pain in painful ways for ruining Xavior for us.
 * Deadpool: "And, there could be a paycheck in all this."
 * Squidward: Ugh. Mercenaries.
 * Cynder: Can you just help us? (Deadpool teleports into the dungeon and frees them)
 * Deadpool: There. Now you can go kick ass while we take care of Xavior.
 * Cynidress: I wouldn't recommend it. Neighsay upgraded it with his magic.
 * Deadpool: Bitch, magic was actually my bitch more times than I can count. How bad can it be?
 * Deadpool: (Was beaten in the head 20 times then dropped by Xavior) OHH, FINALLY!! (This played)
 * Deadpool: Oh God, he's got a look that says he's going to shove me up all of you at once!! AND I BELIEVE HIM, EVERY MERC FOR THEMSELVES!!!! (Xavior blasted his horns at them and let out a magic wave as Deadpool got on top of him) GOT'CHA! (Xavior kicked Yamjiri into a tree) HEY UGLY, THE SUN'S GETTIN REAL LOW- (Xavior grabbed his foot) A'ow s***-f***! (Flung him into a stump where Deadpool's head was impaled by a branch of wood)... I'M THA JUGGANAUT BITCH!!!!
 * Angela: Aw Space Christ! (The rest of the team fought) I TOLD HIM THIS WAS A BAD STRATEGY!!!
 * Jyotsna: Less talk more fight!
 * Corrtee: "Phaedra, see if you can try to lore Xavior into something dangerious even for him!"
 * Phaedra: "No promises it'll work, but I'll do my best!"
 * Corrtee: (She wrestled Xavior who just got bigger with his magic and kicked her in the groin before knocking her down).
 * Phaedra: "HEY, HORN HEAD?! (Xavior looked angerly at Phaedra) That Unicorn Horn kinda ruins the seriousness you were going for!"
 * Angela: What makes you think it cares about being insulted? It should know a distraction when it sees it. (Xavior just continued fighting Corrtee) See?
 * Phaedra: Well let's fix that. (Charged up a high-powered energy blast that drew Xavior took and caught his attention to them)
 * Angela: HOW DOES THIS HELP?!
 * Phaedra: Go! You'll see! (Angela left)... Come get me, motherf*****! (Xavior just began punching at her as she just used her ghosting powers)... That tickles. (Angela was surprised as this allowed Corrtee to sneak up on him)
 * Angela: It's worki- (Xavior turned his arms into those of a Tangean Grounder and thus negated her ghosting powers, punching her into a tree and then growing bigger and grabbing Corrtee)
 * Corrtee: OHMYGODNO!!! (Xavior kicks her into a tree)
 * Phaedra: Craters, I forgot he has magic now!
 * Jormoonus: "Okay, that tears it! (Readies two seriously big guns) No one messes with my gal pal and expects not to look like Swissen Cheese Patties afterwords!"
 * Deadpool: "Is that like Alien Swiss Cheese?"
 * Jormoonus: "YES?! (Fires madly at Xavior, that though it does considerable damage Xavior toughs it out and slowly approuches her direction) By the Balcorian gods, I forgot how durable Xavior can be!"
 * Deadpool: "Well he did managed to waste a Grox General, I think it's safe to assume that Xavior's basicly a walking tank!"
 * Angela: Let's just keep going! (They kept fighting)
 * Polarity: (They approach the location of the Guardian Ent)... Almost there.
 * Gallus: ".... Hey, I just realised something..... We've been traveling for awhile now, and we'd never had any trouble from Xavior again....."
 * Ocellus: "Wouldn't that be a good thing?"
 * Gallus: "I mean yeah, a real benefit for us on this being easier then expected, but, I felt like as if we should've already be dealing with him again at least a bit before this point."
 * Sandbar: "Well, it may be weird, but, it's a good weirdness. Either way, we should count our blessings that maybe the Big Guy got caught into something else."
 * Skyceria: "And all the more oppertunity to reach the Guardian Ent. Now let's keep moving."
 * Prominade: "Oh good, cause that mean Negitive Mr. Clean was giving me the heebe jeebes!"
 * Phoebe: Oh suck it up, princess. Let's just get to the Guardian Ent and get this over with. He'll do the rest of the s*** and we can keep going with our trip.
 * Quartz: Thank Gaia!
 * Little Dipper: I don't think it'll be that easy. It's NEVER that easy. That's the law of this world at this point.
 * Skyceria: "Don't worry, the Guardian Ent is too powerful for Harpiss to handle."
 * Little Dipper: "And what makes you confident that Harpiss wouldn't find out about the Guardian Ent?"
 * Skyceria: Even if she could find him, she'd never defeat him. She'd be torn to bits before she even tried.
 * Gaster: I thought Peryton magic was harmless!
 * Skyceria: "You misunderstood. Peryton magic is basicly passive nature magic. The soft and gentle-side of nature. The Guardian Ent has the aggressive side of nature. Wrathful, Dessidive, Powerful, and a force to be reckited. The Guardian Ent will be more then capable to remove the panan weaponry and teach the Harpies a powerful lesson."
 * Gallus: It better. (They approach a giant redwood tree)
 * Skyceria:... Here it is. The Guardian Ent!
 * Gallus:... Uh, behind the redwood tree? (Tremors occurred)
 * ???: Looks can be very deceiving. (The tree started moving to reveal itself as a colossal ent)
 * Gallus: HOLY TREE OF HARMONY!!!!! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!!!
 * Guardian Ent: I would prefer if you do not refer to me as 'it'. That's rather disrespectful. I am the Guardian of life. I protect nature for my mother Gaia Everfree. I have-
 * Gallus: Can you please spare us the speech and cut to the chase?
 * Guardian Ent: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT MY SPEECH?! NATURE IS TO BE RESPECTED!! (Wraps them all in vines)
 * Skyceria: WE APOLOGIZE, GREAT ONE!!! THEY ARE THE IMPATIENT TYPE, BUT THEY ARE JUSTIFIED!! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME TO WASTE!! HARPIES OF HARPISS ARE INVADING MOUNT BORGES!!!
 * Guardian Ent: ".... I see. (The vines backed off)..... Though the Griffin could stand to be more patient."
 * Gallus: "Okay okay, sorry, yeesh."
 * Guardian Ent: "If time is of the essence, then it shall not be wasted. (Picks up the Students) Let us contend to this matter directly."
 * The Guardian Ent was moving forword to Mount Borges.
 * Snipewing: "Wait..... Weren't we looking for Tempest?"
 * Skyceria: "Don't worry, I'm positive she's bound to notice a giant moving tree."
 * In the far distence, Tempest and Glubber noticed this....
 * Glubber: "..... I, think we may need to look into that."
 * Tempest: "...... That's the Guardian Ent...... That means there's trouble! Come on! (Charges off as Grubber held on comedically as he yelped!)!"

Chapter 4: Neighsay Screws Up Mr. Xavior
Meanwhile... Throne Room Neighsay's Location Forest
 * Neighsay was frustraightly angry at what he sees, Deadpool and possie battling Xavior via a viewing portal.
 * Baholony: "HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!"
 * Abolsut'e: "I think they're friends of that bug."
 * Svengallop: "Well, poo! I knew this was gonna go down the toilet."
 * Wind Rider: "I HOPE YOU PLAN TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, NEIGHS?!"
 * Neighsay: "(Angerly) Believe me, I intend to! (Started to conjure up a spell) I'll have to incrise Xavior's streatgh and power to a maximum?! And if it looks like he's still struggling, then I'll make him stronger for every moment it looks like they're having an edge over him?!"
 * Jackasso: "You uh, sure that's'a good'a idea boss'a?"
 * Neighsay: "WELL IT'S BETTER THEN ANOTHER DEFEAT?!"
 * Bullshiton: Duhhh, I think he's right. Even a big guy like him can only take so much.
 * Neighsay: WHAT CHOICE DO WE HAVE?! Just, somecreature just check up on Harpiss.
 * Svengallop: "Ugh, do we have to? She smells like an aviary."
 * Neighsay: NOOOOOOOW!!!!
 * Svengallop: "YEESH?! Okay okay! And people say I'm demanding!"
 * The group left and Neighsay returned his focus back to the portal.
 * Svengallop and the group entered.
 * Svengallop: "Miss Harpiss, we were asked to check up on- (Surrpised face to have seen that the Lougers and Mane 7 with the factily were fighting Harpiss' Harpies) WHAT THE FUDGE?!"
 * Baholony: "Uhhhh.... I think she looks busy, we'll do something else now."
 * Absolut'e: "And that's going while the going's good!"
 * ???: And where do you think you're going? (Harpiss appeared behind them)...
 * Wind Rider: Um...
 * Harpiss: I knew Neighsay was nothing but trouble. (Caws and has her harpies attack them) Neighsay is going to pay! (Flies off)
 * El Jackasso: Oh no!
 * Neighsay: (He was channeling massive amounts of magic energy into Xavior as he kept fighting Deadpool's gang)
 * Harpiss: (Broke in) HEY NEIGHSAY!!!
 * Neighsay: QUEEN HARPISS!
 * Harpiss: Stand down! Immediately!
 * Neighsay: I do not bow down to non-ponies like you no matter how strong they are!
 * Harpiss: So you WERE betraying me.
 * Neighsay: Call it a contingency against you betraying me.
 * Harpiss: We both know this was never a proper alliance. You were just a prejudicial disgrace I could have as a snack later.
 * Neighsay: AND YOU WERE JUST A FLYING HEN TO SELL OUT TO THE HEROES AT THE END!!
 * Harpiss: HOW DARE YOU?! I DEDICATE MY ENTIRE LIFE TO THIS CONQUEST, AND I WILL BE DAMNED IF I LET A RACIST HORSE LIKE YOU TAKE THAT ALL AWAY FROM ME!!! (They fought)
 * Deadpool: (The group kept fighting Xavior as he kept mutating) HOLY S***BALLS!!!
 * Corrtee: WHY WON'T THIS ABOMINATION DIE?!
 * Deadpool: "Because they wouldn't be very good weapons of Umbrella if they went down like pussies!"
 * Corrtee: I MEANT COMPARED TO OUR FAMILIAR STANDARDS!!!
 * Deadpool: "Same deal! Because these guys were not meant to be pushovers! They were meant to make wars easier to win!"
 * Phaedra: "Then we're gonna need to exploit a design flaw to beat this thing!"
 * Angela: I DON'T SEE ONE WITH THIS MAGIC S*** HE HAS!!! HE'S PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE!!!!
 * Deadpool: "Or  is he ?"
 * Angela: "Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's- (Deadpool points to the Unicorn on Xavior's head)...... Oh, I get ya. We take that thing down, then he goes back into being a standerd X-Tyrant."

Epilogue
Leage Fortress, Hearts of Darkness Throwne Room. Xigbar's and Saix's Location. Fin...... Paradisa.
 * As the Hearts of Darkness Members watch Mang struggling to quell the angry and shocked villain members......
 * Young Xehanort: "....... It would have appear that the secret of who our master truely was, is no longer well secured."
 * Fake Ansem: "Who would thought the long awaited follow up of our epic struggle, would expose so much?"
 * Xemnas: "The Leage has turned into a Disorganised mess...... More then it was already...."
 * Jafar's Heartless: "Teen Mang, Saix and Xigbar had taken noticable absince to the meeting room. With Teen Mang, it's obvious he went to get alone time with the, revelations, and let's be frank, he never took his group duties seriously anyway, so it's no danger for him to lose interest, but the following two, ont the otherand..... Even Vanitas is noticingly, absint. I now question our prospects with them."
 * Lorxfol: "Along side the exposure of that we are of an altered main timeline, it really makes one question their place in the timeline."
 * Roxruek: "Awwwww, crap, now we're in a real shitstorm, people. Now that the illution is gone, even if and when Mang gets his idiot friends under control, we're no longer exactly the most trusted guys anymore."
 * The Creeper: "How's about I just eat them all like I did to the bad ol' puddy tat Xsarc? Let's make the leage an us only thang?!"
 * Frollo's Heartless: "(Beastly growls), I agree, but better yet, (Snarls), Let's have the Japperwocky TURN ON THEM ALL?!"
 * Oogie Boogie's Heartless: "(Sofisicated Southern Tone) Now now, Brother Creeper and Mr. Beast of the Chaptel, that kind of behavior is outright immapprobeate."
 * The Creeper: "Why not?! We can just replace them, with MORE BEINGS LIKE US?! Also, they suck at being villains anyways! They even refused a confidence potion from that Coffee guy?!"
 * OBH: "Fair's fair, it turned out that Coffee gentlemen had his facts wrong about that young little Luckiry Belle. It wouldn't've gone anywhere anyways."
 * Lorxfol: "Also, Chaptel Beast, you are as unsubtile as you are ghastly! The Japperwocky's sudden betrayal against the Leagers would've set off alarms to the High Council, and also give them a chance to attack us at our weakest?! The same would imply if we let the disgusting glutton that is Creeper have his way! Incompident as those simpletons are, they are our only line of defence!"
 * Frollo's Heartless: "BUT THEY GET MORE AND MORE INCOMPIDENT, LESS WILLING, AND MORE AND MORE CLOWN-MINDED EACH PASSING DAY?! THE LEAGE IS BARELY EVEN AN ACKLEDGED THREAT ANYMORE?! THE MISFITS NO LONGER TAKING SPONGEBOB'S WANTED STATUS SERIOUSLY, NOR THAT OF THE MANY INDIE VILLAINS THEY FACE, LEAGERS KEEP TAKING THEIR JOKES INTO CONSIDERATION, THEY, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN DONE MUCH FOR QUITE SOME NOTICABLE TIME?! AND WHEN THEY DO, DO SOMETHING, IT'S OFTEN OF AN ALMOST CARTOONY AND MOCKABLE NATURE, THE CLOSEST TO ANY SERIOUS EVIL IS FROM JUNJIE AT THE LEAST, YA KNOW, WHEN HE'S NOT SUBJUGATED TO CRUDE MISFORTUNE FOR THE MISFITS SEEING HIM COMING MILES AWAY, OR ANY OF US IF WE WERE TO PUT OUR HATS IN THE RING?! WHICH IS UNFORTUNATELY STUPIDLY RARE SINCE WE ARE KEPT IN THIS ROOM?!"
 * OBH: "Well that there because we are more like the leage's administration offices, and-"
 * Frollo's Heartless: "ADMINISTRATION?! IS THAT WHAT THE HEARTS OF DARKNESS HAD BEEN REDUSED TO?!"
 * The Hearts of Darkness but certain folks like Xehanort and his direct copies and that to two others, began to argue!
 * Rourke's Heartless, Phase 2: "(Distorted voice) Ughhh, this is why I don't like being in here."
 * Sarluux: "Boys, boys....... Let's all try not to get stressed about this...... We just have to trust that Mang will maintain the leager's loyalty, and remind them that our Xehanort, is an improvement from the sad has-been of the original. They'll make peace with that at least."
 * Xehanort: "..... Still..... This unexpected deviation from the book of Predictions...... Only has me concerned...... The cosmic forces, have once again conspired against me, or at least, the man known as Xehanort...... My extentions to my power...... (Gets up)....... It is about time..... We upped our game...... And time we use our time with the Leage, to move forword with our true intentions...... Ahead of the intended shedgule."
 * Xigbar was espeically pissed as he fired into the void of the Realm of Kingdom Hearts!
 * Saix: "...... I always thought Xehanort was not being consistent with his original plans...... And now, I truely know......"
 * Xigbar: "Grrr..... This, is beyond even Darkspawn levels of prickish?! I mean, it explains that Great Cycle shit perfectly, but then..... HE'S NOT EVEN THE TRUE XEHANORT?! Also not helping that Xehanort the True, was a well-intentioned old fart?! All that wickedness was for a misguided and mistranslated ideal for balence and changing destenies!? I felt like I gave up the mercenary life for nothing, IN MORE WAYS THEN ONE?!"
 * Saix: "Calm yourself, Xigbar..... You still have a means to get revenge for this betrayal....."
 * Xigbar: "..... (Smiles) Your right...... I do...... So, how's about that reunion with old friends? Cause trust me..... The old codger's gonna get serious after this mess."
 * Saix: "Most indeed. We shall got to Axel and the others, plan our stragity, then return to the Leage Fortress to act as if things are still normal."
 * Xigbar: "They ain't gonna trust us for acting weird."
 * Saix: "But it would be practical not to arouse suspition. If they ask, we tell them we've gone for a walk to get away from the stress of the uproar. Now let's go. (Teleports off)....."
 * Female Voice: "Luxu.... Do not forget your promise."
 * Xigbar: "..... Relax, Ava....... Just gonna need to, tie up some loose ends. And this time...... They're gonna stay tied..... The soft resets, end today."
 * Deadpool: "(SPONTANTIOUS APPEARENCE) HOLY SHIT, WHAT A CLIFFHANGER?! THE NEXT EPISODE'S GONNA BE NUTS?! AND WE ALREADY KNOW HOW CONNOR FEELS ABOUT-"
 * X-OvrLuvr: (He flashes the spoiler neutralizer at him)... You'd better get going, Deadpool.
 * Deadpool: Nope, nope. Not interested. Nope.
 * X-OvrLuvr: You sure? There's a little surprise in it for you. A large-breasted naked woman on Paradisa who runs a nudist colony and claims to be your biggest fan...
 * Deadpool: No, no, I don't care, I don't care.
 * Scroopfan: A pity really, cause it was an ARMY of them.
 * Deadpool:... GOD DAMNIT! CURSE MY HUNGER TO GET SOME TAIL! All right, Connor, you got to make this joke and suckered me in yet again.
 * WB Deadpool: (Sighs) Three's the charm, I guess.
 * YB Deadpool: Yeah, and maybe this one will be REAL!
 * Deadpool: We can't take that chance! Large-breasted naked fan army, we're on our way! (Leaves, but then comes back) But if there's no army of naked fan girls, I'm coming after you! (Leaves)
 * Scroopfan: ".... I think you're getting the hang of it, X."
 * X-OvrLuvr: Yeah, I kinda wanted to get in on the joke this time. And although I'm still a bit cautious about his revenge, he knows he's a cartoon character and would never kill an actual person. And if he tries to mess with me in my Punch Time Exploders series, I'll do what Wiz did in the Death Battle between him and Pinkie and send him to another part of the episode.
 * Deadpool was doing his thing, only to discover that this time, it was S'karon on holiday...
 * WB Deadpool: "..... Did we, just, touched the chest of a bug?"
 * YB Deadpool: "Tecnecally, he's more of a spider-crab-"
 * S'karon: "(Starts raging out)....."
 * Deadpool: "..... At, least it wasn't a cop this time."
 * YB Deadpool: Stupid Scroopfan! He got to X-OvrLuvr!
 * WB Deadpool: Don't worry, he'll give us a fair chance in the Punch Time Exploders. He typically treats characters abit better, even if they're at our level.
 * S'karon: "DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!?"
 * YB Deadpool: "RUN AND SCREAM LIKE LITTLE GIRLS?!"
 * Deadpool runs away from S'karon, screaming like a little girl!

The End