Beautiful and Dangerous

Beautiful and Dangerous is the 7th episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Banks are being robbed by a duo of very beautiful robbers named Senior Larry the Former Mexican Roadrunner racecar driver, and Le Fifi the French Poodle. Their beauty is capable of affecting everyone but themselves. As such, their plan is to get their careers back after losing them to Lord Cobra by stealing money from various banks. How will the Lodge be able to deal with the duo's attractiveness without being affected?

Chapter 1: The Hottest Thieves in Town
Dragon Realms New York Bank Cutaway, Equestria Present Cutaway Present
 * Chief Bullington: (The cops aim their guns at the bank) ATTENTION! WE HAVE THE BANK SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
 * ???: "Oh dear, officers, are you really gonna be so rough? Why not take it easy on us, no?"
 * ???: "Si Seniors. You should know better then to do the tango with us."
 * Axle: "Come on out, ya scum! We have every right to be rough! cause your scum!"
 * ???: "Oh, Mousier Axle, must you be so, mean-spirted, no?"
 * Jenet: "We are asking as politely as we can to ask ou guys to reveil yourselfs."
 * ???: "Very well, Seniorita."
 * ???: "But don't say you weren't warned, oui?" (They come out, and all the cops are traumatized)
 * Officer Axle: (Jaw drops)
 * Janet: SO HANDSOME!!!
 * Chief Bullington: (Attractive whistles) (A road-runner and a French poodle come out of the building with their moneybags) LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS!!!
 * Officer Axle: (The poodle comes up to him and grabs him by the shirt)...Uhh...
 * Poodle:...What is it, Monsieur? You too swept off your feet to arrest us?
 * Officer Axle:...OH, YEAH! (Slaps her in the butt)
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him in the face) I'm not avail--
 * Roadrunner: SSSHHHHH!!! Quiet, Le Fifi! You say that, we lose our chance to get our old jobs back.
 * Poodle: Of course, my snooka-wookums!
 * Officer Ducker: HOLY HONK, LOOK AT THAT SEXY BODY!!! I WANNA BANG HER!
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him) So inappropriate, monseiur!
 * Roadrunner: So long, mi amigos! (The duo escape with the money)
 * Janet: (Out of her senses)...Whoa, that was some kunoichi! That roadrunner was SO hot!
 * Officer Axle: DAMN IT! They got away!
 * Bullington: "It's almost like those 2 are, charmed, or something. Like, magic."
 * Janet: "Do think, they have, some sort of, souccer o soucceress with them?"
 * Axle: "Oh no, if there's magic or any other form of strangness involved, that ALWAYS mean we have to ask-"
 * ???: The Shell Lodge Squad! (The Lodgers appear)
 * Axle: (Dubbed as Skipper) UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not again!
 * SpongeBob: Yep, again! We saw you had a little kunoichi problem...whatever THAT is.
 * Sandy: It's a Japanese female ninja method of sensually distracting the foe before striking, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (Too distracted by her eyes to have been paying attention)...Yeah, that's nice.
 * Sandy:...And I see I have my own kunoichi as well.
 * Lord Shen: Enough flirting around, please. We have business to attend to.
 * Axle: Listen, Lodgers, this is police business. Keep your big noses out of it.
 * Chief Bullington: Now, now, Axle! That's no way to talk to the Lodgers.
 * Janet: Yeah, Axle, when can you just give them a chance for once?
 * Axle: They're just vigilantes. Especially those psycohtic penguins. When I first met them, they were totally cracked in the head. Especially the one who keeps an entire amount of bombs in his stomach.
 * Rico: HEY!
 * Bullington: "May i inform you Axle that i been on your case since the Xenon fiasco, and that if you do something like THAT again, your really gonna get it!"
 * Axle: "(Growls), fine."
 * Bullington: "Anyway, theres two theifs we're having problems with A Mexican Roadrunner, and a French Poodle. We suspect, a souccer or soucceress maybe invovle with them."
 * Janet: That roadrunner was so hot, his face looks like it was carved by angels.
 * Puss in Boots: Hmm, sounds dreamy.
 * Merlin: Sounds a bit like a charm spell like the one Clare Buckington used on Twilight years ago.
 * Spyro: So how do we stop them? I'm sure we'll be affected by their charm as well.
 * Merlin: No idea. But some magicians like me and Twilight have been trained in occlumency. And I'm sure you know what that is after Twilight's story. But learning it at a high level takes nearly a week of training.
 * Sparx: Well, we don't have time for all that crap, now do we?
 * Spyro: No. We'll have to find a way to stop them by ourselves.
 * Icky: Don't worry about it, it'll be as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Icky: This'll be easy, Rarity. All I have to do is fly up there and grab Opal--(The cat shrieks, and begins clawing Icky) AAHHRRGH! UHHGH! OW! EASY, OPAL! EASY-OWCH! OW! OWW! WATCH IT, YOU ALMOST CLAWED MY THROAT! AAAOOWWW!! AOOOOWWW!! AAOOOOWW!!! AAAHHHRRRRGGGH!!! (Comes back down with Opal with scratch marks) See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
 * Icky: Okay, ALMOST as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Iago: "Uh, i am not sure if that joke was anti-catisum or not."
 * Icky: No, I'm sure Opal is okay, so it can't be ALL anti-catism, right?
 * Fidget: "I think Iago was talking about the Opal attacking you thing."
 * Icky: Oh, well...then, I guess it'll be easier than...uh...
 * Fidget: Pie?
 * Icky: Yeah, pie.
 * Pie: (Po has already made it (He didn't make it himself because of his cookie treats incident) and the kitchen is seen a mess, as well as Po looking like he's covered in ingredients.) YOU THINK THAT WAS EASY?!?
 * Iago: Much better.
 * Axle: "Are you done being Morons and are ACTSELLY gonna do something?!"
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Officer Axle. We're just having our moments. We'll catch these guys like a jellyfish in a net.
 * Alex: Of course, we'll still need to come up with a plan to catch them WITHOUT being mesmerized by their charm.
 * Lord Shen: Pfft! Their silly hottiness can't affect us. We're like rocks when it comes to who's sexy and who's not. Isn't that right, yellow one?
 * SpongeBob: (Still attracted by Sandy)...Oh, uh, yeah.
 * Skipper: Leave it to us, Chief. We'll try and catch these guys.
 * Officer Ducker: Thanks, Shell Lodgers. We don't know how life in these worlds would've been without you.
 * Axle: I can hardly believe life WITH them.
 * Chief Bullington: Axle, please, don't be mean.
 * Private: Really, Chief, those guys can't be THAT hot, can they?
 * Chief Bullington: Trust me, you'll find out when you see them.
 * Skipper:...Alright, boys, let's roll.

Chapter 2: The Lodgers Get Charmed
Down the road. This song plays
 * The Poodle is seen riding on the Roadrunner.
 * The Poodle, who was earlier reveiled as Le Fifi: "Oh Senior Larr-ry, this is a red latter day, oui? The Polici were like putty in our hands, no?"
 * Senior Larry: (Laughs) Actually, dear Seniorita, I have wings. But yes, I do agree to your statement.
 * Le Fifi: So where should we go next?
 * Senior Larry: Hold'a momento! We have company! (The van is seen flying above them)
 * Le Fifi: It's those Shell Lodgers we've been hearing about! We must retreat! HYA! (Larry picks up the pace)
 * Mr. Dodo: They're speeding up!
 * Lord Shen: Well, don't just stand there, pick up the pace! No wonder your species is extinct in most worlds!
 * Mr. Dodo: DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL WALLOP YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL! (Speeds up the van, and chases the duo, then turns on the intercom) MEEP MEEP! STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO ACT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
 * Senior Larry: (Sticks out his tongue like Road Runner) MEEP MEEP yourselves, you incessant enemigos! (Speeds up)
 * Iago: It's a good thing we can't see them very good. LET'S FLOOR IT EVEN HARDER!
 * Mr. Dodo: This is as hard as we can go.
 * Sandy: OH, GIMME THAT! (Throws Mr. Dodo out of the driver's seat)
 * Mr. Dodo: You know, you could at least ASK a guy before you throw him out of the driver's seat.
 * Sandy: Never mind. We're NOT gonna let those crooks get away! (Pushes down on the gas, and the van goes into hypersonic speeds)
 * Le Fifi: "Sucleblu, Larr-ry! Their flying van actselly puts your speed to shame!"
 * Senior Larry: "Carumba! If only i still had my old car from el glory days!"
 * Le Fifi: Then I guess it's time for Plan B. Surrender.
 * Senior Larry: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SURRE--Oooooohhhhhhhhhh! I gotcha! (They both stop, and the Lodge Van goes right past them)
 * Sandy: WHAT THE--?!? (Stops the van, and goes back to them, and lands)...Alright, everyone. Avert your eyes! (Everyone does that)
 * Sam: Alright! (Takes out gun, and covers his eyes, then kicks the door open) REACH FOR THE SKY, DIRTBAGS! (Senior Larry uses one of his feathers to tickle him) STOP THAT! (Opens his eyes)
 * Le Fifi: HELLO THERE, HANDSOME!
 * Sam: (Gets lovestruck) WHOOEY! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS!!!
 * Lord Shen covered his eyes very hastingly!
 * Lord Shen (to himself): "I have a girlfrriend, i have a girlfriend, i have a girlfriend, i have a girlfriend!" (A gunshot is heard) WHAT?!? (Opens his eyes, but then finds out Senior Larry fired a gun in the air to get their attention)
 * Le Fifi: Hello there.
 * Lord Shen: (Attractive whistles)
 * SpongeBob: ANYONE WHO'S GOT A GUN START FIRING RANDOMLY!!! (They do that, and every time they missed)...Did we get them? (Opens his eyes, and sees nothing)...I...I think we got them.
 * Le Fifi: (From the van's roof) YOU GOT US ALRIGHT!!!
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) SO SEXY!!!
 * Icky: How're we gonna stop them? Once glance, and we're in a trance! (Laughs) That rhymes! But seriously, we're doomed. We'll never catch them.
 * Merlin: Allow me. (Uses magic to try and get them, but they both dodge each attack, and manage to knock him out) Ouch!
 * Senior Larry: (Laughs) You're SO pathetic! ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME?!?
 * Tigress: We'll take care of them. We're good at wits and cunning. (The Kung Fu masters go outside, and search for any sign of the duo)...
 * Po: Where'd they go?...Where'd they go? (Suddenly Le Fifi and Senior Larry appear in the center of their circle)
 * Senior Larry: Right here, mi amigos. (Everyone is surprised)
 * Shifu: NO! Don't look at them! Don't move a muscle!...
 * Senior Larry:...Are you serious? (Tickles them all with feathers, and they all fall flat except Shifu)
 * Mantis: Seriously, that's cheat--(They all see their faces, and Mantis' jaw drops)
 * Po: WHOA! SHE'S SO HOT!!!
 * Monkey: I get to keep her!
 * Shifu: (Still standing perfectly still)... (Then reacts by jumping right out of the way of the sight of Le Fifi) NOT SO FAST! You can't make me get mesmerized by your trickery.
 * Senior Larry: Oh, really? (Pulls his ears)
 * Shifu: AAAOOOOWWWWW!!!! (Opens his eyes)
 * Le Fifi: Greetings, fox-thing!
 * Shifu: (Gets lovestruck) WOW!
 * Mr. Whiskers: BLAST, THEY'VE OUTFOXED US AGAIN! OOH! THEY KNOW OUR EVERY MOVE!
 * B.O.B.: "These guys cheat!"
 * Icky was wearing a paper bag on his head.
 * Icky: "HA! You can't charmed me when i am wearing defence!"
 * Senior Larry: "But don't you need to see where your going, Senior?"
 * Icky: Nope. Not really. (Senior Larry rips the paper bag) Oh, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me! (Gets mesmerized by Le Fifi) WOW, SOME SWEET ASS!
 * Senior Larry: Come on, Le Fifi! Let's kick these Lodger enemigo's derrieres tango style!

Cutaway Present
 * the lougers found themselfs humiliated.
 * Le Fifi hugged Senior Larry!
 * a far distence laughing was heard!
 * Axle in spiecal glasses is seen.
 * Axle: "I must admit, you guys showed those smug vilanties! But the parties over! I made these speical anti-charm glasses i bought from a roped stranger. It's a hundred percent garretied, or my money back! How's about those app-"
 * Mr. Krabs: We're not giving up, Axle! Shell Lodgers NEVER give up.
 * Sandy: And by the way, what was that thing about those anti-charm glasses?
 * Axle: Well, I told you, I got them from a roped stranger.
 * Shifu: Who was this guy you bought those glasses from?
 * Axle: I have no idea! But why should I help you guys? You had your chance to catch them, and you failed, so I guess it's up to ME to catch them since I have the only anti-charm glasses in stock.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Uses an electronic scanner to scan the glasses) Well, not anymore. We'll just have to make some ourselves.
 * Axle: (Zaps the scanner, destroying it) I'm afraid that's not gonna happen!
 * Skipper: What?
 * Axle: Duplicating someone else's creations without permission is against the law, and is punishable by 5 years of jailtime. No exceptions.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we weren't gonna ask for permission?
 * Axle: What?
 * Shifu: We were gonna ask for this guy's permission before we duplicate their glasses.
 * Axle:...Oh...crap.
 * Iago: You owe us an apology, Axle.
 * Axle: And who's gonna make me do that?
 * Chief Bullington: Axle? (Axle sees him staring grudgingly at him) You destroyed their device without paying attention, and it is your responsibility to make it right. Now, you are gonna apologize to them right now, and that's an order.
 * Axle: (Shrugs) Fine, I'm sorry. But can we at least- (Senior Larry and Le Fifi are getting away)
 * Senior Larry: "THANKS FOR THE HEAD START, ESTUPIDOS?!"
 * Axle: NOT SO FAST! (Tries zapping them, but Larry was too fast, and Fifi was zapped at all due to riding Senior Larry)...DAMN IT!
 * Icky: Well, I guess we're even, now.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Scans Axle's glasses again) Now if you'll excuse us, we'll continue on our mission, find who this roped stranger is, find out how to duplicate your glasses, and take these guys out. Now, what did this guy look like?
 * Axle: "(Sigh), fine. He was skinny. His robe looked, black, and it had some, weird cobra symbolisum. I didn't see his face thanks to that giant hood of his, but his hands were always folded togather like when a chinese guy does when he haves a rope with sleves. When he did reveiled his hands when he handed over the glasses, it looked like his hands look, un-naterol, and he had, some freaky looking finger nails, like, he had a madd-peddi. Weird, cause, i think he was a guy."
 * Shrek: Hmm...who do we know who looks like that?
 * Patrick: Could it be one of the Villain League?
 * Puss in Boots: Well, if this guy IS one of the Villain League, then he/she must be the person who charmed the duo we're after.
 * Axle: And you're saying that he did that AND let me keep some glasses that I could use to defeat them? THAT'S IDIOTIC!!!
 * Tigress: We don't know for sure, Axle. What I do know is we need to find him if we're ever gonna stop these guys.
 * Axle: "I'm just saying, why would this "Possable Leager" want to help me if he/she had something to do with those 2?"
 * Kolwalski: "Maybe the glasses are more then just bless with Anti-charm magic. Maybe there's also Spy magic in those things!"
 * Axle: "Pfft, you don't have any proof."
 * Icky: "Uh, is it me, or, do those glasses almost look like what Crane's brother wore when he was duped to turn Equestia into a toxic dump?"
 * Axle: What?
 * Sandy: (Takes the glasses off of Axle) Hmm...yeah, they sure DO look like the same glasses. I guess that means Lord Cobra is involved.
 * Icky: Well, it's about time Cobra recovered from that cold.
 * Iago: I actually didn't know colds could last only an episode. It's as weird as violating the laws of Christmas.
 * Mad Scientist: (Creates a machine that turns coal into toys) EUREKA! I have finally created a device that turns coal into toys! No longer will kids whine and cry about not getting their presents after waiting for an entire year to get them due to some dumb excuse for being naughty.
 * Santa: (Comes in) Ho ho ho! What's that you got there, sir?
 * Mad Scientist:...Uh...nothing.
 * Santa: Don't play dumb with me, sir! I know it's SOMETHING!
 * Mad Scientist: Why should I tell you what it is? (Suddenly, elves come out and point candy cane guns at him) WHAT THE--?!?
 * Santa: Dr. Cranky Pants, you're under violation of Christmas rule #128958: Never criticize Santa's choices for giving or not giving. When kids are naughty, they don't deserve any presents, and they will NOT get presents from me.
 * Dr. Cranky Pants: Oh, please, my child is thinking about killing himself thanks to you. He's been waiting 306 days to get a baseball bat for Christmas, and--(Santa kicks his face into the device, and it self-destructs) NOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Santa: Take him downtown, boys! Well, not 'downtown', maybe UPTOWN! (Everyone laughs)
 * Icky: "Well that was surprisingly mean-spirited for someone who's a symbol of peace and goodwill."
 * Iago: But at least he's not like the Santa from Robot Chicken.
 * Axle: "Can we PLEASE cut the cutaway/post-moderncy crap and focus on what's going on please?!"
 * Mantis: Right. Let's at least find out what Cobra's up to. That is IF he's involved.
 * Pain:...'If'...'If' is good.
 * Spyro: Then let's go. We need to find out where these glasses came from, who owns them, and how we can use them to our advantage, and stop these two lovebirds. The fate of many banks is in our hands.
 * Kaa: Actually, not all of us have hands.
 * Lola Boa: I know I don't want hands. Especially how I winded up with that weird Monkey's Paw I found back at that Mayan Temple. It actually gave me multiple hands, and turned me into a snake-caterpillar. AYE-AYE-AYE! That Paw was some bad stuff.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. It almost cost me my life and Ed's.
 * Ed: (Laughs)
 * Mr. Whiskers: Not YOU Ed, THAT Ed!
 * Ed the Otter: (Eating a mollusk) Well, I technically don't know what Whiskers is talking about, but it sounded bad.
 * Sam: Nevertheless, we need to get to the bottom of why these two are very attractive.
 * Max: I wish I could've seen your face when you were looking at that hot lady, Sam. It would've been a bit funny.
 * Sam: Yeah, that wasn't funny. What WAS funny was when you were stuck in the Funnel of Love.
 * Max: Yeah, THAT WASN'T FUNNY EITHER!!!
 * Viper: Guys, stop arguing. Don't we have a mission to do?
 * Max: I thought we WERE doing it.

Chapter 3: Exposition on the Duo
diserted ally. Shell Lodge Van after they did get permission.
 * A hooded stranger watches everything from a see-through portal.
 * Stranger: "Oh just my luck THEY have to get into this! Irreguardless, that Poodle and the Roadrunner are my next in line in my latest in my long line of corrupted additions of the leage. With Dread gone, Tai Lung starting to lose his luster, Malock still hidden in the realm of obscureity ever since Dark Dragon's turncoat uprising, Cynder gone good, that idiot Alex lion never fully working out, even Shen back to basicly hating me, these simple theifs are my next in line of the perfect warriors of darkness. Though brief, i say the long awaited test run on those 2 was perfect. I must rid of them of their independent minds and that silly grudge against me if i hope to have them as leagers. I'll make those two appresiate my gift to them one way or another." (Revealed to be Lord Cobra) And this time, The Shell Losers are NOT standing in my way.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Hooks electronic scanner to computer, and activates it) Computer? Analyze data we picked up from these strange glasses.
 * Computer: Scanning unknown glasses...(A few computer sounds are heard)
 * Lord Shen:...I'm just asking, how often do you manage to find an object that could be of use to you when you're on a mission?
 * Icky: You got me there, Shen. I have absolutely no idea.
 * Computer:...Glasses identified.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Wow, that only took 10 seconds.
 * Icky: "Well, is it what we're expecting?"
 * Computer: Glasses recognized to be crafted by Olympian Gods. Glasses identified as: The Glasses of Aphrodite. These glasses have been known to protect the Gods from invasion of love and lust deities. These glasses allowed them to look at these deities without being charmed by their beauty and glamour.
 * Icky: "But i though this was Mang's work!"
 * Computer: "However. due to some interestingly modern ingredients to it, and the useage of dark magic, this may most likely be a conterfit."
 * Lord Shen: "Modern ingredients?"
 * Computer: The ingridients used to create these ancient glasses are hard to create with the use of light magic, but is much easier with the use of dark magic. It started with a normal pair of glasses, then it needed the essence of nymphs and sirens, some cloud crystals, rainbow residue, and a bolt of electricity.
 * Merlin: It takes dark magic to create these glasses quicker?
 * Phil: Yeah. Aphrodite didn't have any trouble using light magic to create them. She's immortal, so she's basically like a robot. She doesn't get tired or worn out, so she was able to complete enough glasses for the Olympian Gods in only 25 years.
 * Skipper: 25 YEARS?!? DAMN, THAT'S A LONG TIME!
 * Mushu: How did you know that, Phil?
 * Phil: Aphrodite told me herself. God, was she smoking hot.
 * Kowalski: Well, what did you expect? She's the God of love, beauty, pleasure, and procediation. (The penguins look at him) I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS TRIVIA!!!
 * Tulio: Were love deities really a big problem for the gods at those times?
 * Phil: DAMN RIGHT THEY WERE!
 * Icky: "So, there's a chance this is Jerk-bra's handywork?"
 * Phil: I suppose so.
 * Icky: But that still raises a question. Why would Cobra give a pair to Axle? It makes no sense that he would give it to a cop who could arrest him with 100 volts in 2 seconds if he knew who gave it to him.
 * Tigress: "Maybe Mang had intentions to spy on us with those glasses, so when it looked like we're about to capture them, he would come in the last minute, and rescue them."
 * Po: Hmm...that is a good plan.
 * Kowalski: Well, we have the ingridients for the glasses, so let's make them.
 * Cynder: No. You heard Axle. We're not allowed to duplicate the glasses without permission. That would be like counterfeiting.
 * Kowalski: (Dubbed as Stewie Griffin) CRAAAAP!
 * Sparx: Well, (Scoffs) That's easy. We just talk with Aphrodite and ask her if we can duplicate the glasses. Then we use them to defeat the crooks, they're in jail, the Lodge wins, The End.
 * Phil: Well, talking with her in person might be very difficult. Especially since you're looking at a very hot God lady with smoking hot tits. (Gilda smacks him)
 * Gilda: Too much info, Phil.
 * Phil: I needed that.
 * Fidget: This oughtta be fun.
 * Spyro: Well, it's worth a shot. So far, there's no other way for us to get those glasses without breaking the law.
 * Icky: "Well, now that we're under way of getting spiecal glasses with permission, let's work on finding out who we're dealing with here."
 * Lord Shen: (Lovestruck after seeing Aphrodite) I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend--OH MY GOD, SHE WAS SMOKING HOT!!!
 * Kowalski: Well, the computer gave us the ingridients, and we happen to have a lot of glasses to spare. Rico?
 * Skipper: HEY! I give the orders around our team, thank you very much! Rico? (Rico hacks out a huge pile of glasses)
 * Private: How is that even possible?
 * Iago: Now, who are we dealing with?
 * Sam: Well, we did learn the duo's names. The roadrunner was named...uh...I can't seem to recall.
 * Max: I think it was Senior Larry.
 * Sam: Oh, yeah.
 * Tigress: It took me a long time to realize that the poodle's name was Le Fifi.
 * Icky: Alright. Let's get this party started.
 * SpongeBob: Computer? Give us information on Senior Larry and Le Fifi.
 * Computer: Senior Larry Gilligan Rodriquez was a former race-car driver in Mexico who won 5 races in a single season. He was a great champ 8 years running until his big wreck 5 years ago. The wreck was said to have been caused by an unknown blast from an unknown location. The blast disabled Larry's car, and he was unable to control it. He survived, but was uncontrolly attractive, and he gained unwanted attention from alot of women, even his male maniger's wife. He was soon fired from his job, and went to a life of crime.
 * Viper: No doubt Lord Cobra is responsible for the loss of his job.
 * Kolwalski: "And his fam fatale accomplise?"
 * Computer: Le Fifi Tracey Archambeau was a former supermodel from France who's attractiveness made her rich and famous. Unfortunately, a blast of magic made her insanely attractive, and prone to volient anger. her female boss was force to fire her by relucence, and became a shame to her passifist family.
 * Skipper: Totally Lord Cobra's fault.
 * Mantis: Definitely.
 * Computer: Senior Larry and Le Fifi eventually met each other in Miami, Florida, where they discovered that they both lost their jobs because of an unknown evil sorceror. They started forming a bond with each other, and began a crime spree throughout the UUniverses robbing banks.  they are currently hatching a plan to get revenge on this sorceror and get their old jobs back.
 * Crane: Well, that explains a lot.
 * Icky: "Uh, do they honestly think they can be back on top if they rob banks? I mean, that's gonna make them infamus instead of back in the job. Their convinently same gendered bosses won't hire them back!"
 * Merlin: "It's possable the charm spell on them has a corruptive side-effect, so they are unable to get a proper sense of moral ethics."
 * Agumon: Then if that's the case, we need to make those glasses pronto.
 * Kowalski: Alrighty, then. Let's see, the computer said we needed essence of nymphs and sirens, cloud crystals, rainbow residue, and a bolt of electricity.
 * Spyro: Essence of nymphs and sirens? Crap! I thought we would NEVER come across sirens. Especially since Scroopfan cancelled their appearences back on our pirate adventure.
 * Kolwalski: "We are dealing with more triditonal sirens then what the producer canceled. The kind of sirens that relied on beautiful singing instead of loved one mimicry."
 * Icky: "But where are we gonna find that, nymph essences, cristail a la cloud, rainbow stuff, and a shock of electrisity?"
 * Monkey: Well, there's some cloud crystals and rainbow stuff in Cloudsdale, Equestria.
 * Tentomon: I'll give the shocks.
 * Phil: And last but not least, there's some nymphs where I live. But I should warn you that they're shy. They can blend in with the flora easily, and once they do, you can't get the essence. You need to get it when they're in their nymph forms.
 * Shrek: Fabulous. How do you reckon we get nymph essence from shy nymphs?
 * Phil: That's easy. They trust me since I hang out with them a lot. Especially when you grossingly scared them away.
 * Sparx: Yeah, my bad.
 * Icky: "Now, we just need Siren essence. if we know where to find Sirens in such short notice."
 * TV: "We interupt your pointless and boring lives for an impourent news annonsment: A Siren of triditional origin has been captured and sent to a zoo. Speical procautions were made to prevent it's beautiful voice to make it's escape, and for a limited time until it is to be re-release in a world that is the home of mythical creatures and legends, you can see this creature for just a 1.99$. Kids get in for free. We now return you to your lives as we are sure you are now gonna spend good money to see a woman-bird abomination who's kind murdered who knows how many unlucky sailors."
 * Gilda: "Strangest luck in the world much?"
 * Tai: I have an idea on how we can get in there. They said kids get in for free. So me and my friends will just arrive to the Siren's pen, and obtain enough essence to create the glasses.
 * Phil: Then we'll head to my island where I'll talk with the nymphs.
 * T.K: But let's remember not to be hypnotized by her wonderful singing.
 * Joe: Yes. Heaven forbid we get attracted by not just Senior Larry, Le Fifi, or Aphrodite.
 * Bill: FLOOR IT! WE'RE OFF TO THE ZOO!!! (They take off)

Chapter 4: The Scavenger Hunt
The Dragon Realms New York Central Park Zoo She begins to sing this: one quick trip later. Cutaway Present Batman Cut with Rainbow Dash in Rainbow Swirls, Equestria Meanwhile Before Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Later... Rainbow Dash's Cloud House flashback. Present near the area under the cloud. 12 minutes later...
 * A Bored-Looking Zookeeper: "Welcome to the Dragon Realms New York Centrol Park Zoo, temporary home of the captured Siren. How can I help you sir or madam?"
 * Girl Sora: Yeah, we'd like to see the siren.
 * TK: Yeah. I've never actually seen one before.
 * Zookeeper: Sorry, but kids cannot go in without adult supervision. (The Lodgers are hiding somewhere in the park)
 * Tulio: (To Skipper) I TOLD YOU THEY NEEDED AN ADULT!!!
 * Skipper: Then I guess YOU have to fill in for them.
 * Miguel: I'm going in, too. No traditional siren can persuade us. We're tough guys.
 * Tulio: Fine! (They walk up to the entrance) Sorry I'm late, boys. I had to use the bathroom really badly. Believe me, those tacos did NOT agree with me.
 * Joe: (To Tulio quietly) What are you doing here, Tulio? We're supposed to be undercover!
 * Tulio: Look, you heard the guy! You need an adult. So I guess you're stuck with us, pal.
 * Zookeeper: Go right in. But be careful, this siren will try and seduct you into freeing her with her singing voice.
 * Miguel: Puh-LEASE! We barely even know the meaning of the word 'love'. (They enter the zoo)
 * Mimi: Now where is this siren?
 * Matt: Yeah. I hope it doesn't pop out of nowhere like some kind of falcon. (Suddenly, beautiful singing is heard)...Wha--What is that?
 * Girl Sora: Oh, boy.
 * Miguel: (Both he and Tulio are hypnotized by the singing)...So beautiful!... (The siren appears in her pen, being a beautiful bird lady with golden shiny hair floating around like it's underwater. She also had beautiful golden orange eyes, and is half naked (Wearing a two-piece swimsuit), and has pale flesh skin and white wings similar to Celestia's)
 * Miguel:...So...gorgeous!
 * Mimi: (Unaffected by the singing because she is a female) GUYS! Whatever you do, DO NOT look at the light!!!
 * Tulio: I can't help it! It's so beautiful!
 * Girl Sora: Guys, stop! (Tries pushing the boys away from the siren, but they are too strong to push)
 * Siren: That's right. Come to me, my precious! Set me free!
 * Mimi: STOP!! (Tries hitting them with a frying pan, but it has no effect) What? Since when did they have hard heads?
 * Girl Sora: Well, we gotta do something! That buck-naked siren is gonna do stuff to them!
 * Siren: Set me free, and I will give you my endless love for all eternity!
 * Mimi: OH, SHUT UP!
 * Tai: So...sexy!
 * Matt: Must...set...free...and...love...her!
 * Siren: Yes! YES!
 * Girl Sora: No! NO!
 * ???: "Oh crikey, not again!"
 * Suddenly, the Siren was shot by alot of tranquliser darts, the Siren flopped to the ground in a stuper like sleep.
 * A female Kangeroo appeared in zookeeper getup.
 * The Kangeroo: "I knew bringing that beast into the zoo was a bad idea. It should've been better if that creature was just sent straight to the planet Mythos. But no, the commissioners want to profit, the damn money wanting pigs. You folks okay?"
 * Tulio: (The boys snap out of their trances) What the--?
 * Miguel:...Well, am I embarassed!
 * Tulio: Well, if she was completely naked, then we would be falling for her all the way.
 * Kangaroo: Yeah, that's the reason why we fit her with the swimsuit. Mythozoologists said that siren hypnotism is completely unstoppable when they're naked. But trust me, it's not the only reason. Say...aren't you guys from the Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Tai: How did you know?
 * Kangaroo: I watch your series a lot, mate. And I also keep track of Shell Lodge history on the Internet. What brings you blokes to this zoo, anyway?
 * Tulio: We just need some essence from this gorgeous creature.
 * Izzy: The reason is need-to-know top secret.
 * TK: You know how we get some from this creature?
 * Kangaroo: Well, if all you need is essence, then I could loan you some. (Takes out a huge bag full of it) Voila.
 * Miguel: How did you get so much of THAT?!?
 * Kangaroo: Well, it's basically like clean-up duty. She leaves a lot of this stuff from her feathers whenever she begins flying. The essence is getting to everyone's allergies here, too. So, go ahead, mates. Take them.
 * Tulio: (He and Miguel high-five) Thanks a lot, miss.
 * Izzy: "And personally, i share with your consern about the creature being here. The sooner it does head torwords Mythos, the better."
 * Miguel: "I find it strange Tri-Corn actselly even allowed this."
 * A limozene appeared!
 * Tri-Corn comes out of it angry!
 * Tri-Cron: "I demand to speak with the comissioners who desided to let a Siren stay in a zoo and the Zoo's owner, RIGHT NOW?!"
 * Jamica: "Calm down, Senator Tri-Corn. I'm sure the comissioners have a justified reason... Maybe. It's just that, Sirens are very rare in the dragon realms."
 * Tri-Corn: "And with damn good reason! and you want to know what that reason is?"
 * Jamica choices to play along.
 * Jamica: "And, that reason would be?"
 * Senator Tricorn: BECAUSE OF DAMN PROFIT!!! Zookeepers think they can introduce highly dangerous creatures just to raise more money than normal! DEATH TO CHEAPSKATES!!! THEY SUCK QUARTERS!!! IF JACK WAS A CHEAPSKATE, HE'D SUCK GOLDEN EGGS!!! CHEAPSKATES SHOULD BE STUFFED WITH THEIR OWN MONEY, AND SUFFER ZINC, NICKEL, COPPER, AND SILVER POISONING ALL AT THE SAME TIME! F**K CHEAPSKATES! F**K THEM TO HELL! CHEAPSKATES ARE NOTHING BUT F****NG GREEDY ASSHOLES!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gasps, seeing and hearing Tricorn in the bushes) WHY THAT INSOLENT BITCH! (Jumps out of the bushes, and grabs Tricorn by the throat) WHY I OUGHTA RIP OFF YOUR TAIL AND BEAT YOU WITH IT FOR USING SUCH LANGUAGE!!!
 * Tricorn: YOU?!? Where'd you come from?
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!! We are SO sorry, Senator.
 * Senator Tricorn: You aren't the ones who should apologize! HE'S the one who should apologize for almost cutting my head off and threatening to cut my tail off.
 * Shifu: And are you aware WHY he did that?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm sure she does! DON'T YOU?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: LET ME GO, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FREAK, OR I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! Krabs, release the Senator this instant!
 * Mr. Krabs: Alright. (Lets her go)
 * Senator Tricorn: (Gasps for air) Uggh! You vigilantes are crazier than I thought!
 * Jamaica Boa: Geez, Senator Tricorn, keep your temper down. You don't wanna look bad in front of all these people, do you? (They notice that people are watching them with awkward grins)
 * Senator Tricorn:...Good point. Sorry, folks. Now, what are you misfits doing here?
 * Kowalski: Why should we tell YOU after how you insulted Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes. I've never heard such foul language about cheapskates in all my life.
 * Senator Tricorn: I'm sure it's not the first or last, you cheap bastard.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Dubbed as Scar) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: Oh, come on, you know it!
 * Jamaica Boa: Tricorn, please, behave yourself!
 * Senator Tricorn: NOT NOW, JAMAICA! (To Mr. Krabs) I'm sure you know what being cheap and greedy can lead to. I heard you almost fed your customers a moldy hamburger patty and refused to throw it away. (Laughs) Not to mention how you almost tore someone's arm off for a stupid penny. (Laughs)
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gets angry)
 * Senator Tricorn: But trust me, you're not the only cheapskate that ruined lives. Just ask Ebeneezer Scrooge and Jacob Marley! They were so cheap, they didn't give a damn about the poor. All they cared about was wealth. And Jacob blew it ultimately, and look where it got him. But Ebeneezer, DAMN! He was a real prize in his day. He gave up his only love for MONEY in his younger years, and hell, if he didn't change his greedy ways, he would be totally screwed...Say...I wonder if that'll happen to YOU!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gets even more angrier)
 * Senator Tricorn: I even heard of this cheapskate who was SO cheap, he charged his employers for the most rediculous reason ever...GOOFING OFF! Oh, wait a second...THAT WAS YOU!!! (Laughs)
 * Mr. Krabs: GRRRR!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: You know someone else who was cheap? Gordon Gekko! (Imitating him) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good!" UGGH! Such foul language! I eat cheapasses like him for breakfast! You know what he did? He tried to take down an entire corporate airport just for money! Do you have ANY idea what that would do? For all I know, you're the one who should be arrested by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
 * Mr. Krabs:...GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: And don't even get me started on Scrooge McDuck!
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Beats up Senator Tricorn)
 * Shifu: THAT IS ENOUGH, MR. KRABS!!! STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHY I OUGHTA DO MORE THAN JUST RIP YOUR TAIL OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH IT! I SHOULD RIP OFF ALL OF YOUR CYBERNETIC PARTS!!!
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Senator Tricorn like that!
 * Senator Tricorn: That's right. I am a senator. (On intercom) Security, I want the crab arrested for assault and battery--(Rico grabs the intercom, and destroys it)
 * Rico: Uh-uh-uh!
 * Sandy: Senator, you insulted Mr. Krabs about his cheap ways, and he had every right to do that...except for the violent parts. If you arrest him for standing up for himself, that's just wrong.
 * Senator Tricorn: ALL OF YOU, JUST SHUT UP!
 * Po: No way. Not until you apologize for insulting Mr. Krabs.
 * Jamaica Boa: He's right, your grace. You did kinda offend him a lot.
 * Senator: Fine! I apologize!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Rasberries at her)
 * Senator: GRRRGGH! (Jamaica stops him)
 * Mr. Krabs: "Look, i can respect that sometimes, when a person that loves money too much that his greed harms socity, i can get that. People like that make me sick. But don't punish other cheapsakes because of the un-controled greed of others. Why, as a genune cheapsake meself, i know greed is not pretty, in fact, it's among the most deadly sins in crisianity, i can understand that you don't like greed if it goes too far or if someone actselly got hurt. and if you wanna give these comissioners and the zoo's owner what's coming to them, fine! But leave cheapsakes who DO know when to stop out of it!"
 * Senator Tri-Corn was surprised, and confused by what Krabs had said.
 * Senator Tri-Corn: "But what about the times where you yourself DID go to far?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Moments of weaknesses, happens to even the best of us."
 * The Kangeroo: "Ok, uh, before anything else happens, Miss Senator, how's about i take you to the snack bar while i make the maniger aware of the situation, and, he'll make a few calls to the comissioners respondsable."
 * Senator Tricorn: Not yet. I have to have a talk with the misfits first. Why're you here?
 * Fidget: Just for some siren essence so we can create these glasses so we can stop these incredibly hot bandits.
 * Senator Tricorn:...Okay, that's just gross. But if it means saving the UUniverses like you always do, then knock yourselves out. (Leaves with the kangaroo zookeeper)
 * Tulio: (Arrives with the others) Guys, we got the essence. (Shows them the bag)
 * SpongeBob: Nice work, guys.
 * Phil: (Checks to-do-list) Okay, siren essence, check. Now we need to head back to Greece so I can have a chat with those nymphs.
 * Spyro: Don't eat those bugs this time, Sparx.
 * Sparx: AWW!
 * Phil is seen beaten up.
 * Phil: "Well, those nymphs were surprisingly extra fisty today. But we got the essence. Seesh. It had to be on the day those nymphs are in one of their moods."
 * Icky: "I'm guessing it was thier time of the month."
 * SpongeBob: To find mates?
 * Spyro: Something like that. Legend says that nymphs are curious creatures. Some may be shy like the ones here. Others might be really dangerous and might sometimes threaten any traveler who sees them. Legend also says that it is really offensive to them if someone disturbs them during the time of the month where they try mating rituals.
 * Nymph: (Disguised as a flower) DON'T YOU FORGET IT, GOAT-BOY!
 * Phil: HEY! You're not supposed to talk! Anyway, nymph essence, check. (Checks it off on his to-do-list) Next on the list is...cloud crystals and rainbow residue. Both of which can be found in Equestria.
 * Mr. Whiskers: OOH! Maybe we can ask Rainbow Dash to help us.
 * Brandy: I just hope she's in the mood of helping. I don't think I can handle another day where she snaps at us for disturbing her lazy naps.
 * Crane: (Rainbow Dash is sleeping on a cloud, and Crane flies up to him) Hey, Rainbow--
 * Rainbow Dash: PINKIE, DON'T CUT OFF MY WINGS!!!...(Sees the Lodge)...(Shrugs) YOU LOUSY DUMBASSES!!! YOU COULD F****N' SCARE THE PISS OUT OF SOMEPONY LIKE THAT!!! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I F****N' HATE BEING F****N' SCARED AFTER SOME BASTARD SNEAKS UP ON ME LIKE THAT! CAN'T YOU TAKE A F****N' CLUE AS TO WHAT YOU'RE DOING?!? GRRRGH! MOTHERF****R, MOTHERF****R, MOTHERF****R!!!! AHHHRRRGGGHHH!!! (Pants deeply)...Sorry. I was having a really bad nightmare about Pinkie trying to kill me for some crazy reason.
 * Crane: "You mean like in that divine awful fanfiction "Cupcakes"."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Something like that. and just to be clear, it's NOT gonna end up like that other awful one "Rocket to Insanity" where I go nuts and hurt Pinkie! I am actually going to therapy."
 * Mr. Whiskers: Yeah, I don't think I could look at her the same way again after that.
 * Icky: And here's hoping Dashie is going to therapy.
 * SpongeBob: Alright, now let's go to Equestria in an amazing Batman cut. TO EQUESTRIA!!!
 * SpongeBob: Well, that was easy.
 * ???: GUYS!!! (Fireworks burst behind them, and the Lodge shrieks to see Pinkie Pie using fireworks)
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, it's only Pinkie. And she's playing with fireworks.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, of course. That seems pretty ni-wha-FIREWORKS?!? Pink one, we can't trust you with those deadly objects!!! They'll blow your head clean off if you use them wrong.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) Don't worry, guys. I can handle these fireworks. I'm just preparing for the new Grand Galloping Gala this year.
 * Sandy: You're havin' another Gala?
 * Pinkie: You bet. Celestia said she's gonna announce the new bearers of the Old Elements of Harmony there. But she technically hasn't found all of them yet. She still needs Courage and Guidance.
 * Po: SWEET! ANOTHER PARTY!
 * Spyro: But let's get to the point. Have you seen Rainbow Dash? We need a favor from her.
 * Pinkie: Oh, she's at her house. Odd to believe she still hasn't woken up yet. She must've gotten tired at that whole 'Around-The-World' bet yesterday.
 * Cynder: She seriously flew around Equestria?
 * Pinkie: Yep yep yep. A total 360 degrees in a whole 5 days, 14 hours, 26 minutes, and 47 1/2 seconds.
 * Icky: "Aw great. Now's she's gonna be a sourpuss if we wake her up. How does one wake-up a pony that once almost cracked Spyro's skull open with a rock without pissing her off?"
 * Patrick: "Oh i know! Breakfast in bed!"
 * Squidward: That would work...but THAT IDEA IS STUPID!!!
 * SpongeBob: Actually, it might work. I think Rainbow Dash would be appreciative if we woke her up with breakfast. She must be starving to death right now since she hasn't gotten out of bed for a long time.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Still asleep, and her stomach is growling, but she's too asleep to notice)...Quarray eel ate my paperwork...Fluttershy turned into a kitten...I'm drowning with robot dinosaurs...Daring Do found the Crystal Skull...A flying pig stampede is coming...I'm a filly in a box...
 * Patrick: Let's just hope she's in the breakfast mood.
 * ???: Hello, guys. (Everyone turns around to see Fluttershy)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy: If you guys need help waking up Rainbow Dash, I think I can help.
 * Crane:...Hmm...of course. You're soft-spoken, so Rainbow Dash can't seem to go sore with you.
 * Fluttershy: What do you guys need?
 * Icky: "We also need help on what Dash likes to eat as breakfast items."
 * Fluttershy: Oh, that's easy. She likes to have pancakes with extra butter and syrup. She also likes to have a glass of chocolate milk along with it.
 * Pinkie: It's too bad Discord isn't here for the moment so we could get her some chocolate milk instantly...Come to think of it, he could actually make it for Dashie with his magic.
 * Spyro: Well, what if his magic makes the pancakes alive like he did with the treasure map?
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, Discord told me he hasn't worked out the bumps on his magic since then. He used to be a spirit of chaos after all.
 * Pinkie:...Curious...where is he at the moment?
 * Fluttershy: He's at Canterlot. Twilight decided to help him with the problems with his magic so things like that can't happen again.
 * Alex: Well, I guess that means we're cooking the pancakes.
 * Patrick: Does she, by any chance, like the pancakes from McDonalds.
 * Fluttershy: Actually, I don't think there's a McDonalds in Equestria.
 * Shenzi: Yeah, and besides, it's 11:45. McDonalds has stopped serving breakfast.
 * Banzai: Well, that blows.
 * Po: I can make the pancakes.
 * Icky: "Not meaning to sound racest, but, aren't you capable of making only chinese related food."
 * Po: "No raceial offence taken if it was not meant. Normally, yeah, but i have taken up more non-chinese resipeces."
 * Patrick: Well, that's good. We want Rainbow Dash to wake up good. We don't want her to throw a s**t fit again like last time.
 * Crane: (Rainbow Dash is sleeping on a cloud) Hey, Rainbow--
 * Rainbow Dash: PINKIE, DON'T CUT OFF MY WINGS!!--(Record Scratch, and the cutaway pauses like a movie)
 * (Marty): I think we did that joke already.
 * Patrick: Did we? I lost track.
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) Do another cutaway!
 * Iago: Whoa, whoa, Pinkie! You can't just use a joke multiple times for your own personal entertainment. By then, it's not funny anymore. Yeesh, you're as enthusiastic as a dragon who recently ate peppers--OOPS!! (The cutaway slide pushes him) OOF!!! (Iago tries pushing the slide back) OH, NO...YOU...DON'T!!! GET...BACK...IN THERE--(He gets pushed away completely)
 * Spyro: (After eating peppers, his eyes are fire orange, and he's uncontrollably breathing fire) WHOOOOO, BABY!!! I FEEL SO GOOD, I COULD RIP THE SOUL OUT OF MALEFOR WITH MY BEAR HANDS!...WELL, ACTUALLY, I DON'T HAVE HANDS, BUT I DO HAVE FRONT LEGS! BUT SERIOSLY, I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!
 * Ignitus: Alright, who fed Spyro peppers?
 * Po:...Uh...sorry.
 * Spyro: I CAN SEE HADES FROM HERE! WHOO, HE'S SO SMALL! HE'S AS SMALL AS PLUTO! I MEAN, NOT THE DOG, THE PLANET! OH, WAIT, THE PLANET DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE! OH, WAIT, I MEAN IT TECHNICALLY STILL EXISTS, I MEAN, IT DIDN'T EXPLODE DESPITE BEING DESTROYED BY COSMO ON THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS! AT LEAST IN HIS WORLD, ANYWAY! IT'S TECHNICALLY A DWARF PLANET!!! WHOOO, IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES! I AM GETTING SO HOT, I WANNA TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF! WHOOOOOOO!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I FEEL LIKE BANGING A CHICK AND DRINKING A RED BULL!
 * Cynder:...I'm out of here! (Runs off)
 * Sparx: Spyro, will you get a hold of yourself?!? You're acting like a guy on crystal meth!
 * Spyro: WHAT'S THAT? IS IT SPICY? IF IT IS, THEN I FEEL LIKE HAVING IT!!! HOLY HELL, IT'S A FIRE!!! (Sees a candle) I'LL PUT IT OUT! (Tries using ice breath, but the peppers have made him so hot, he uses his fire breath instead) WHOA! NOW IT'S BIGGER!!! I NEED AN ASPIRIN! SOMEONE GET ME A--(Falls asleep)
 * Pinkie:...(Scoffs, and laughs out of control) DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN?!?
 * Spyro: Yeah. Peppers make dragons burn in adrenaline since they're so spicy.
 * Fluttershy:...Ohh...gosh. I don't think I wanted to see that.
 * Icky: "Ok, before ANYTHING ELSE happens, let's get pancaking!"
 * Everyone was silent.
 * Po: "Seriously? First "Sharking", now "Pancaking"?"
 * Icky: Well, I'm not ALWAYS funny!
 * Po: (Comes out of Sugarcube Corner covered in flour, icing, and cake) Whew! I'm so big, I can touch the ceiling in there. Anyway, I made the pancakes. (Takes out some fresh pancakes) With extra butter (Adds the butter) Do you guys have any chocolate milk?
 * Mr. Cakes: Uh...no, but we have some chocolate syrup and some milk. Maybe that'll help.
 * Po: Perfect! You guys hold the pancakes. I'll make the chocolate milk. (Goes back inside, and chocolate bursting is heard) WHAAAOOO-HO-HO-HO-HO-HO!!! (Then a burst of milk) YIKES!!!
 * Mrs. Cakes: This isn't gonna end well, is it? (One of their babies are heard crying) Nope. I guess not.
 * Po: (Comes out covered in chocolate syrup and milk) Whew! That was...hard!
 * Viper: How hard is making chocolate milk? All you had to do was pour a glass of milk, add chocolate syrup, and stur it for a few seconds, and boom, done.
 * Po: Well...you'd be surprised. But I got it. (Takes out the chocolate milk inside a cup with a lid on it) Thanks for your helps, guys.
 * Mr. Cakes: (Both he and Mrs. Cakes, and their two babies are covered in chocolate)...Our pleasure.
 * Pumpkin Cake: (Laughs) Chocolate!
 * Pinkie: Don't worry, guys! When we're done, I promise I'll clean the place up.
 * Mr. Cakes: Well, don't stay out for too long. The kids crave chocolate--HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! (The babies are licking the chocolate off the walls) Oh, boy, Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy! (Mr. and Mrs. Cakes run off to their babies)
 * Squidward: Yeah, you take care of your chocolate-loving fillies, and...we'll be going. (The Lodgers enter the van)
 * Crane: (The Shell Lodge Van lands on the ground below, and the Aerial Lodgers land on the clouds) Well, here we are.
 * Icky: Wow. I never knew the clouds here were...solid. (Knocks on the cloud, and punches a hole in it) YIKE! (Digs up cloud like snow, and patches up the hole, only to find more holes) EEK! (Does the same thing for a while until Gilda comes by with some more cloud) Oh, thank you. (Patches up the holes)...WHEW!
 * Fluttershy: Alright, I'll just bring the food to Rainbow Dash, and...wait...Oh, no. I don't have opposable thumbs.
 * Icky: Can't you just use your mouth?
 * Fluttershy: I don't think my mouth will support the tray.
 * Gilda: Oh, for Pete's sake! (Positions Fluttershy's hooves and makes them carry the tray nicely) There. Much better.
 * Fluttershy:...Nice.
 * Iago: Now, be careful, Fluttershy. Try not to drop it. Especially not on Rainbow Dash. They're still hot.
 * Fluttershy: (Shakes a bit, and so does the tray)...Uh...(Gulps) (Goes inside the house)
 * Rainbow Dash: Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzz...Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzz...(Smells pancakes)...Hmm, father, those are some good pancakes...Zzzzzzzz...
 * Fluttershy: Um...Rainbow Dash?...Hello?...
 * Rainbow Dash:...You dishonored me for the last time, Scootaloo! Now, you must die!...(Gets anxious in her sleep) Urrrrggghh!!!...No! No! Not Scootaloo! Not Scootaloo! I wouldn't...I wouldn't...where is that smell coming from? Is that the Spectra? I didn't know it smelled like that...Urrrghhh!...
 * Fluttershy:...Oh, my...Rainbow Dash? (Puts the tray down on a table, and confronts her) Rainbow Dash? Wake up! You're having a bad dream!
 * Rainbow Dash: YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR NAME, SCOOTALOO!!! I WILL KILL YOU! I WILL...NOT...KILL YOU!!! Wait a minute...we don't even need to...hold on! Someone give me anything...organic...Aw, shit! I can't believe I'm going to pony hell for nothing!...Well, Scootaloo, I guess I can give you a chance...
 * Fluttershy:...Rainbow Dash?...Hello?...
 * Rainbow Dash: AND SERIOUSLY, WHAT SMELLS LIKE PANCAKES!!! THE ONLY OTHER THING I SMELL AROUND HERE IS BLOOD!...Zzzzzzzz...zzzzzzz.
 * Fluttershy: (Breathes in, attempting to yell to get Rainbow Dash's attention)...(Lightly) Rainbow Dash! Wake up!...Oh, dear! My assertiveness is wearing out on me.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Suddenly wakes up)...Uhhgh!...(Yawns, and stretches) URRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!! (Suddenly, sees Fluttershy, and jumps) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (Jumps through the clouds on the ceiling)...Fluttershy? What're you doing in my room?
 * Fluttershy:...Well...I tried to wake you up because...We got you breakfast. (Shows her the pancakes and the chocolate milk)
 * Rainbow Dash:...Oh, boy, my favorite! (Flies back down) And it's still hot. Wait a minute, 'We'? Who's 'we'?
 * Fluttershy: Well, the Shell Lodge is here, and they say they need your help.
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!? Well, why didn't they wake me up before?
 * Fluttershy: "You shouted at Crane the last time you woke up. Oh speaking which, it's ok, Dashie's awake."
 * Crane: "Hey Rainbow. Uh, were you, having another bad gorey fanfic dream?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, it was about that horrible story about grinding fillies into rainbows. What was it called...uh...'Rainbow Corporation'...uh...'Rainbow Company'...'Rainbow Industries'...
 * Icky: "Rainbow Factory'?
 * Rainbow Dash: YEAH, that's it. Besides, who came up with that? It's a good thing that fan-clip by FiMFlamFilosophy made my dream better than I thought it would be on the original. Especially that catchy song.
 * Icky: "You mean those guys who have that parody show of your real show that has you sound like an annoying guy?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, that show had to move to it's own site thanks to copyright issues. Did you know Celestia actselly hates Rainbow Factory the story then even the Celestia Memes, or that fanship where she is in love with Discord?"
 * Crane: "Why's that?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well...."
 * A viewing of Canterlot castle.
 * Celestia's Royal Canterlot Voice: "WHAT?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE RAINBOW FACTORY IS DOING THIS?! I MUST GO THERE AND STOP THEIR EVIL SLAUGHTER OF FILLIES AT ONCE?! AND UNDO THE CORRUPTION THEY DID APAWN THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY!"
 * Lord Shen:...Then I do NOT wanna ask her about it.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, the guards had to remind her that the story was just a stupid, volient story becuase she thought it was real. It really prevented a SERIOUSLY awkword moment. And after all, I saw that parody show a dozen times. You do NOT believe what kind of character I was in that parody. I'm too embarassed to say it. And worse is that the show made Pinkie a crazed maniac! They even made Celestia a cruel tyrant that has this austrailian accent, or maybe it was a brute british thug, Rarity a nymphomaniac, Scootaloo a Johnny-Bravo speaker, and Sweetiebelle under the posession of a weird spirit named Thrackerzod. And don't get me started on what they did to me. In that show, I was an idiot who thrived off attention, and heck, I didn't even know what sex was! I thought of it as some kind of hug. I even thought 'Lesbia' was a place, for Celestia's sake!
 * Ed: (Laughs)
 * Banzai: It's not funny, Ed. What a rediculous name. Lesbia!
 * Ed: (Bursts in laughter)
 * Banzai: HEY, SHUT UP! (Ed continues laughing, and then Banzai bites and claws him)
 * Shenzi: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!?
 * Banzai: HE STARTED IT!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, can we seriously stop the awkwardness and get to the task at hand. Besides, my breakfast is getting cold. (Starts eating, and takes a gulp of chocolate milk) What did you guys need with me?
 * Skipper: "We need your help on a mission we're doing. we need some ingredients. We must inform you that the mission in of it's self is classifived."
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'm gonna take a wild guess, another OC villain problem? Cause you guys fight alot of Oc villains as of late."
 * Private: Lucky guess.
 * Kowalski: We need some rainbow residue and some cloud crystals.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, if that's what you needed, then I am SO your pony. There's some rainbow residue outside my yard. (Points it out)
 * Skipper: Thanks. Kowalski, extract the substance!
 * Kowalski: On it! (Jumps on some trees, and manages to reach the cloud yard, only to fall through the clouds, and crash to the ground)...Ow!
 * Skipper: BLAST! I forgot we can't walk on clouds! We're flightless birds for Christ's sake!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Rolls eyes, grabs the jug from Kowalski, and flies up to fill the jug with the rainbow residue) There you go.
 * Phil: Alright! (On to-do-list) Rainbow residue, check!
 * Rainbow Dash: Now, you also said you need some cloud crystals. Well, I don't know if I have some in my home. They're very rare and can be found in the biggest of clouds.
 * Private: You mean like that one? (Rainbow Dash sees a huge cumulonimbus cloud far away from their location)
 * Rainbow Dash:...Oh, yeah, I forgot. It was supposed to rain today. I'm sure their's HUNDREDS of cloud crystals in there.
 * Icky: Then let's go--(Rainbow Dash grabs his tail feathers)
 * Rainbow Dash: Hold your fire, Icarus! Cumulonimbus clouds are the most dangeroud clouds we pegasi have to control. It takes a group effort to keep them under control. And that one is currently setting a rainstorm 45 miles from here. You get too close to one of those babies, your feathers will stand on end.
 * Crane: Well, if it's the only place we'll find cloud crystals, then I guess we don't have much of a choice.
 * Icky: "CONFOUND THIS SKY-WATER?! AND YES, WE EVEN GAVE RAIN WEIRD NAMES IN THE, VALLEY! IT'S NOT JUST OUR PREDATORS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Alright, you know the rules of cloud-crystal harvesting, right?
 * Crane: Give us the short version.
 * Rainbow Dash: Alright. Once you enter the cloud layer, you might feel tingly after feeling the static electricity in the air. Do NOT let that electricity stop you. Once you enter deep enough, you'll find a clear white cloud barrier. You just go through that white barrier, and you'll find the cloud crystals.
 * Iago: You're telling us the cloud crystals are in the CENTER of the stormcloud?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah! Where else did you think you would find them, on the surfaces of the cloud? Anyway, just follow my lead, and you'll be fine.
 * SpongeBob: Good luck, guys. (The aerial Lodgers and Rainbow Dash take off)
 * Icky: "This is possably the craziest thing i ever done all week." (They enter the cloud as it begins brewing with lightning) Whoa!
 * Iago: This is gonna be shocking.
 * Rainbow Dash: Just watch out for the lightning. They could brew up anywhere in this cloud.
 * Crane: I'm with you all the way, Dash. (Suddenly, they see a glowing electrical current in front of them)
 * Rainbow Dash: LOOK OUT! (They dodge the lightning bolt in time)
 * Crane: Whoa. Tough cloud. (Other lightning areas start building up)
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. EVERYONE MOVE!!! (Everyone dodges each lightning bolt)
 * Iago: (Lightning strikes his tail) WHOA!!!
 * Gilda: It's like this cloud doesn't want us in here.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Just follow me. (The group flies through the cloud dodging each lightning bolt they come across)
 * Spyro: HOW BIG IS THIS CLOUD?!?
 * Cynder: Just keep moving. We'll make it.
 * Icky: "So, Cristails are solid matter, right? and clouds are considered to be made of water for something that looks like sky cotton? so, how are these cristals maybe to be up here without falling down?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, clouds are said to be made up of water droplets, ice crystals, and other chemicals. Some of the water droplets mix with the many chemicals and freeze into crystals the same way diamonds are formed by magma and heat in the earth. The result is cloud crystals. And the silly thing is that the crystals are so light, they can stay in the clouds for years until they turn into hailstones.
 * Iago: Amazing.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, here we are. (They have reached the clear white cloud barrier) We'll find the cloud crystals behind that barrier.
 * Icky: I'M RICH!!! I'M FILTHY RICH!!! (Flies through the white barrier)
 * Spyro:...Well, let's get going. (They all go through the barrier, and see a patch of millions of white and blue crystals in different sizes)
 * Icky: I'M TOTALLY RICH!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Actually, cloud crystals are not that valuable since they can be melted easily.
 * Icky:...F**k!
 * Spyro: But let's at least grab as many as we can and get out of here. (They do that, and put some cloud crystals in a huge bag)
 * ???: "UNHAND OUR CRISTALS NOW?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh no! I thought we wouldn't have to encounter them?!"
 * Spyro: "Encounter who?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Cloud Sprites?!"
 * cloud themed sprites with enchanted looking daggers appear!
 * Cloud Sprite 1: "Unhand our cristails now! It's our only defence against Dragon Hawks!"
 * Icky: "How does unpriecious snow rocks protact you from Dragon Hawks?"
 * Cloud Sprite 2: "Dragon Hawks don't like to get wet. their skaley feathers are fragile."
 * Iago: "Then why would they go into a dangerious cloud full of electrisity and filled with water if they don't wanna get their feathers wet!"
 * Cloud Sprite 3: "Those monsters are ammuned to electrisity and lightning, and the cloud is not wet enough to actselly or directly harm them! so leave our cristail alone, or we will kill you?!"
 * Spyro: I thought sprites were supposed to be harmless. Besides, we don't want ALL the crystals. We need a few.
 * Cloud Sprite 1: Okay, first of all, not all sprites are harmless. Some of them know dark magic. But we're not like black-magic sprites. We won't let you take our crystals. Second of all, even the loss of a few crystals will attract the Dragon Hawks. So hand them over.
 * Cynder: Well, I think you might need to know why we need them. There's a duo with uncontrollable attractiveness running around robbing banks, and we need the crystals as part of the ingridients we need to make these special glasses so we won't be affected by their charm abilities.
 * Cloud Sprite 3: If you speak of the Glasses of Aphrodite, then we must agree with you. But what we CAN'T agree with is that we need those crystals more than you need them.
 * Rainbow Dash: You can't persuade them, guys. They're relentless creatures. They will stop at nothing to keep their homes safe from these Dragon Hawks.
 * Sparx: Then where else can we find some cloud crystals?
 * Cloud Sprite 2: No cloud crystals are free for trade in Equestria. Cloud Sprites everywhere rely on them so that Dragon Hawks don't prey on them. Since the Windigo Ice Age, the Dragon Hawks have been aggressive and were thought to have gone extinct after the wet snowy climates wiped them out. Many were able to find shelter from the climates in caves and underground tunnels.
 * Cloud Sprite 1: But even though the Equestrians began to treat each other warmly, and ended the Windigo Ice Age, the Dragon Hawks were still unsafe from the outside world. We Cloud Sprites are charged with the duty to help the pegasi regulate the weather by using the power of the cloud crystals. The Dragon Hawks want us because they want to make sure that the outside world is dry enough to sustain them.
 * Icky: Do they wanna harm the pegasi as well?
 * Cloud Sprite 2: No. The Dragon Hawks don't want to come across a pegasi the same way a shark doesn't wanna come across a dolphin. The pegasi can control weather, so if they find out that Dragon Hawks are not extinct, they might use the weather to kill them.
 * Iago: And why would they want to do such a terrible thing?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because ponies in Equestria don't care if they're still extinct because during the Windigo Ice Age, the Dragon Hawks were so mad at us for attracting Windigoes and making the climate so wet, they began attacking our villages. They will risk being in a snowy climate if it means clearing it up by killing it's source.
 * Cloud Sprite 1: "The Ponies fought back using rain and snow, scaring the dragon hawks from continuing their wrath on them. But the Dragon Hawks turned their rage on us. It's bad enough the Dragon Hawks like to us thanks to be uneffected by our bad taste defence as due to our sprite herritage, now it's personal."
 * Crane: Well...we can't say we don't agree to your intentions. We respect what you are trying to do. But we need some cloud crystals so we can stop this duo. Is there any way we can get some without the Dragon Hawks attacking you?
 * Cloud Sprite 2: I don't know. But as far as I know, no.
 * Iago: Wait a minute. If you don't want the pegasi to know that the Dragon Hawks are not extinct, then why does Rainbow Dash know?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because they trust me. I care about them as much as I care for Twilight and Celestia. I would never reveal the secret of the Dragon Hawks to the ponies if they're just gonna deliberately kill them off. I think killing such a creature is so cruel.
 * Icky: Then I guess we have only one option. We have to help these Cloud Sprites with their Dragon Hawk problem so they can spare some of their crystals.
 * Cloud Sprite 3: We appreciate your sympathy for us, but we can't take any chances. The Dragon Hawks are stubborn and arrogant. They refuse to listen to reason if they impeach their goals. All they want to do is live in dry clear peace. They'll tear you apart if you stand in their way.
 * Spyro: Should we restrain them so they won't do that?
 * Cloud Sprite 1: No. That'll make them more angry. And the angrier they get, the stronger they'll be, so they'll be able to elude your restraints. Trust me, it's best if you leave the crystals alone. So, hand them over.