A Deer's Righteous Fury

A Deer's Righteous Fury is the 33rd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. SpongeBob has taken Patrick, Squidward, and the Hyenas on a quick camping trip to Yosemite National Park just for the sake of taking in one last breath of land air before a big cruise trip planned. However, nature is not all peaceful. Not only is Squidward scared due to being beaten up by a Sea-Bear 6 times, as well as being put in the hospital by a Sea-Rhinoceros, but a non-merciful foul-tempered mother deer has recently lost her child to 2 hunters who were off-season hunting, one of them looking exactly like Squidward, and has now decided to seek revenge. She became The Deer-A-Nator and has been causing huge mischief just going after 2 hunters, causing property damage to cabins, monuments, and sending people and rangers to the hospital, even just recently murdered one during the louger's stay, provoking the rangers to take forced action, with exception with a Ranger with a serious compasion for the deer named Ranger Hera Heronenna. But when the rouge deer discovers Squidward, she confuses him for one of the hunters, and begins attacking him during the night. When the Lodgers discovers that something's fishy the next night, they need to decide who's the real threat: A justified vengeful mother deer who lost her child, or Cletus Jeramia Celafilopod, that squid hunter responsible for the mess along with his bumbling octopus partner, Clem Aberham Mor-Onopus? Either way, if they don't look into this any further, Squidward could surely be killed. They know that this craziness must be stopped, but how can our heroes do it when the hunters' campsite turns out to be a deadzone, being wired not just with booby-traps, but by a vicious Bloodhound? One thing is for sure, either they do this, or Squidward dies.

Transcript
Intro (Steppen Wolf- Born To Be Wild)

Chapter 1: The Great Outdoors
Dragon Temple Yosemite National Park Forest Camp Site Later... Outer view of the forest. Back at the camp. Outer view of the forest, again. Back to Squidward. Outer view of the forest, again. Back to Squidward. Outer view of forest again. Squidward again! Outer View of the forest, one more time. Later. Cutaway. Greater outer reaches of the cosmos. Cutaway ends.
 * Squidward: NO, I WON'T DO IT! I WON'T GO WITH YOU ON YOUR CAMPING TRIP!!!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, come on, Squidward, it won't be that bad at Yosemite National Park. Sandy always told me that that place was very beautiful, and it's actually where some of her relatives lived.
 * Shenzi: Hopefully, we won't have to go to your world's version of that place since you guys require water in your worlds.
 * Banzai: I mean, come on, why are you letting that incident make you scared of camping trips?
 * ???: Squidward, are you alright? (Some of the Lodgers come inside)
 * Cynder: We heard your screaming while we were checking up on Icky. Hopefully, he'll be healed by the time we go on that high-paid cruise to Destiny Islands for Spyro and Kairi's next Brother/Sister Anniversary.
 * Sparx: I sure hope to hell that it doesn't get ruined like the last 2 anniversaries.
 * Viper: Anyway, why is Squidward screaming?
 * Banzai: Oh, the fraidy-cat's just scared of going on a short camping trip to Dragon Realms Yosemite National Park just because of the last camping trip he was in with SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * Sparx: Oh, you mean in that episode where you sang The Campfire Song Song? Oh, I LOVE that episode, it was among one of the best I've ever--(Squidward looks angrily at him)...What?
 * Shenzi: Don't mind him.
 * Squidward: But look, I'm still not going. I've already had enough with camping in my life. Especially after how many times I was beaten up by a sea bear and was hospitalized by a sea rhinoceros. (Shivers) So I'm not gonna let any bears or pumas beat me up.
 * Spyro:...You're seriously scared of camping because of what happened during that episode?
 * Sparx: Oh, you are such a twerp! (Mantis smacks him) OW!
 * Mantis: That's not helping, Sparx!
 * Shenzi: Oh, come on, Squidward, they only attacked you because you provoked them to do so.
 * Patrick: Yeah, we warned you that sea bears were real, and you never listened to us.
 * Squidward: Well, excuse me! How was I to believe that those creatures were real? The newspapers tend to spread lies about conspiracies or myths, and I'm sure not all people would believe that when they saw it. So it's technically not my fault.
 * Patrick: That was different, what that newspaper said was true.
 * Squidward: AND HOW WAS I TO BELIEVE THAT?!?
 * Shifu: ENOUGH! Squidward, you're starting to get uneasy with this whole camping thing. I believe you should go so you can take a breather from all of this stress.
 * Squidward: I TOLD YOU, I'M NOT GOING, AND THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT!
 * Shifu: You might need to, you need to get some fresh air to relieve you of this stress.
 * Squidward: You can beg me all you want, it's not happening.
 * Shifu: Squidward, you're going to get stressful if you don't go, so as a High Council member, I order you to go with them.
 * Squidward:...
 * Shifu: Now!
 * Squidward: (Shrugs) Fine, I'll go on the damn trip. But if I get beaten up on the trip, I'm blaming you.
 * Banzai: You'll be fine, Squiddy, a camping trip doesn't hurt as long as you don't let it hurt you.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, it'll be fun.
 * The Patty Wagon is seen heading to Yousemime.
 * Squidward is crouched into the wagon, wimpering like a wimp.
 * Shenzi: "..... Did that "Sea Bear" hurt him that bad?"
 * Patrick: "Yeah, Squidward really made that sea bear hate him."
 * Banzai: "Well, Squidy needs to loosen up. We got a mondo oppertunity to have a Founders time out. It'll be kinda like the old days when it was just us before that one trip to Madagascar changed ALOT!"
 * Patrick: "Yeah. Just the, uh...."
 * Spongebob: "6."
 * Patrick: "6 of us!"
 * Shenzi: "Yup. Just us communing with ol' nature like the good ol' days."
 * Banzai: "I just realise something. If Squidward's afraid of going to the wild, WHY has he never freaked out about being in Africa or Madagascar, or all the othertimes we were out in the wild?"
 * Spongebob: "..... The freakouts happen off camera."
 * Banzai: "Oh..... Well, I brought it up because, again, we been to the wild many times before, and Squidward, not even one, acted like he is now."
 * Patrick: "Yeah, that does sound like a series plothole for this entire episode. Yet another darn thing for our critics to pick on us for!"
 * Spongebob: "Now now, Patrick. No series is ever without flaws. The best less cynical people can do is appresiate what they have instead of what could've been."
 * A Ranger gate is seen.
 * The Patty wagon stopped.
 * A Bear Park Ranger is seen.
 * Bear Ranger: "Howdy there y'all. Names Ranger Barry. I'm one of the park staff here. Welcome to Yousemime park."
 * Spongebob: "Hey Mr. Park Ranger sir."
 * Barry sees the Hyenas.
 * Barry: "Uh.... Sir, I must advise you about introdusing forgein speices into Yousemime. In fact, how were you able to get them pass customs?"
 * Spongebob: "It's ok, Mr. Ranger sir. They're not illegal imigrents or part of some invasive speices issue. They're legally part of the SLS."
 * Spongebob shows Barry legal papers.
 * Spongebob: "Curtisy of our legal guy, Chi-Fu."
 * Barry reads the paper.
 * Barry: "Wow, the Shell Louge Squad? Here? That's very unexpected. Sorry about bothering you guys like that. It's just, invasive spieces aren't very good for ecosystems. Just ask Florida about their.... "Snake Problems". And Austrilia and their.... Mess of un-native animal problems."
 * Patrick: "Wow, you guys take taking care of the parks seriously around here."
 * Barry: "It's just part of the job. Go on ahead.... But..... If you see ANYTHING that looks like a female deer dressed like a hunter.... Do not, attempt anything, but seeking cover!"
 * Shenzi: "(Scoffs), A deer?"
 * The Hyenas laughed!
 * Barry: "I know it sounds stupid, but, trust me. Don't be fooled by the fact that it's a deer. Visitors and Rangers alike have been beaten to submission like they just survived a Mortal Kombat torniment."
 * Patrick: "Yikes! What reason would make her do that?"
 * Barry: "Well, sorry, it's conidentsially stuff. The Manitment forbids that stuff being known to visitors. I know you guys are heroes, but, it shouldn't be of great concern. I promise the other rangers and even animal control is having this all covered."
 * Banzai: "Well, we're on pre-vacation camping before we go on another crusie for Kairi's and Spyro's bro/sis celebration, so, we wish you guys good luck."
 * The wagon drives off.
 * Spongebob: "..... That's strange. Deer, espeically females are not known to be violent. What would drove her to be like that?"
 * Shenzi: "I know, none of the deer we met in the Bambi crossover were like that at all.... With exception of that asshole Ronno when Fagin corrupted him."
 * Banzai: "But that ranger bear dude said there's nothing to worry about. They got this covered man. That deer won't be a problem for long."
 * Squidward's wimpers worsen, having had heard the conversation.
 * Squidward: I hate everyone for bringing me on this trip! Now I'm gonna be torn apart by a rogue deer.
 * Shenzi: No damn deer is gonna hurt you as long as we're with you. (Ed chuckles wildly)
 * Banzai: It still boggles in my mind of what this deer is attacking people for.
 * Patrick: Beats me.
 * SpongeBob: Deer are basically harmless animals that don't hurt people unprovoked.
 * Shenzi: Plus, one of us is gonna have to calm Squidward down, he's starting to be over-reactive. (He is seen hiding in his tent)...Okay, I'll do it. The poor guy needs to snap out of it, or this won't be a great camping trip. (Walks into the tent)
 * Squidward: "Squidward loves his mama. (Wimpers and makes gibberish noises)."
 * Shenzi: Good God, did you really just say that?
 * Squidward: Go away, Shenzi! Can't you see I'm busy being safe from the wild deer?
 * Shenzi: Oh, come on, stop being a pussy, and nut up! You'll be fine no matter what.
 * Squidward: I don't feel like that will make me any safer.
 * Shenzi: "Wow, your a mess. Ok, I'll, bring y'all yer food when Spongebob makes lunch. Just, don't pee yourself in there."
 * Squidward said nothing but gibberish as Shenzi left.
 * Shenzi: (She comes out from the tent)
 * Banzai: So, how did it go?
 * Shenzi: Squidward's still being a coward, and...(Scoffs) He was like 'Squidward loves his mama'. (The Hyenas laugh) Anyway, I told him we'd get him some food, so while we're making that, let's finish the rest of the camp.
 * Patrick: So, what is there for us to do here?
 * SpongeBob: Well, I brought some marshmallows, my guitar, my glove light, some bags of chips, cookies, a few small packs of Combos, and over 12 Krabby Patties. I can safely say that this will be the best camping trip ever...that is if Squidward is willing to just relax and stop being scared of the wilderness for once.
 * Shenzi: Well, just for Squidward, we brought one of his cans of Swedish Barnacle Balls, and hopefully, he's got his can opener this time.
 * SpongeBob: Good thing we're in a REAL wilderness, and not 10 feet from our houses.
 * Banzai: I have to admit, these balls aren't that good tasting as your Krabby Patties. What kind of meat do you sea creatures eat?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we don't eat much meat. Krabby Patty meat is made from a secret formula, so it's basically artificial meat, odd how Mr. Krabs can actually MAKE meat. Other kinds of meat are made from chum from the surface. Some are delicious, some...taste as bad as the meat from the Chum Bucket. And trust me, chum falling into the sea is VERY common. With some sanitation and sterilization, it's suddenly edible and able to be processed.
 * Banzai: Wow, I thought you guys had some domesticated animals like cows and pigs to make meat from.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, heck, no! Most sea creatures in Bikini Bottom are intelligent, so there's no reason for much domestication for meat.
 * Patrick: Actually, sea meat isn't that bad. (Everyone looks at him weird)...What?
 * SpongeBob: Okay, we'll pretend we didn't hear that. (Ed laughed hard)
 * Banzai: Okay, let's get started with setting up the camp. I hope Squidward stops being a scaredy-cat by then. (Ed Laughs) It's not funny, Ed! (Ed scoffs) Don't even think about it--(Ed bursts out laughing) OH MY, GOD, SHUT THE F*** UP!!
 * Shenzi: Banzai, don't start another fight, PLEASE! We've got work to do.
 * Banzai: Right. (They begin working on the camp)
 * The food is coming out nicely.
 * Banzai: "Whoa, look at them sizzle!"
 * Patrick: (Mimics static, while wearing a goldfish bowl) Patrick to SpongeBob, Patrick to SpongeBob, do you read me, over?
 * SpongeBob: Bzzzz, SpongeBob to Patrick, I read you, over!
 * Patrick: Bzzz, Patrick to SpongeBob, I like going Bzzzz, over!
 * SpongeBob: Bzzzz, SpongeBob to Patrick, Bzzzzz, me, too!
 * Patrick: Bzzz!
 * SpongeBob: Bzzzz!
 * Patrick: Bzzzz!
 * SpongeBob: Bzzzz! (The two keep repeating the sound a couple of times over) SpongeBob to Patrick, help yourself, over!
 * Patrick: (Gets a marshmallow) Yummy! (Smashes the bowl on his head to eat the marshmallow) Patrick to SpongeBob, the deliciousness has landed! (Ed laughs crazily)
 * Shenzi: Yeah, Ed always laughed while watching that part in your episode.
 * Banzai: Hell, he laughs at EVERYTHING! Watch...Ed, wee-wee! (Ed laughs) Balls! (Ed laughs) Guts taste like cheese! (Ed laughs harder) See? Anything you tell him makes him laugh.
 * Patrick: Really? I'll try!...Ed, you suck! (Ed laughs hard) HAH! I could do this all day.
 * Banzai: Okay, I think Squiddy's Barnacle Balls are ready. (Puts the balls into a bowl, and enters the tent, and comes out seconds later)...Still a coward.
 * Ed: (Chuckles wildly) Pussy!
 * Shenzi:...Wow, I don't know if he knows what that word means, but I'm surprised he knows how to actually say it, let alone say anything else.
 * Banzai: Actually, I think that's his way of saying 'pushy'.
 * Shenzi: Oh, yeah, I guess that's accurate. (Ed laughs hard, and starts chewing on his leg) Whoa, Eddy, don't eat THAT for lunch. The only calories you'll have from that is the loss of some of your blood. (Ed laughs)
 * SpongeBob:...Okay, let's not worry about him. Let's just worry about us singing some campfire songs.
 * Banzai: Oh, boy, here it comes. (SpongeBob starts singing this)
 * Shenzi: "OHH, ENCORE, ENCORE!?"
 * Banzai: "No, you mean "entray, entray"."
 * Shenzi: "Yeah your right, let's eat up!"
 * Squidward, while the others eat, is still curled up.
 * Squidward: "Your.... Your just gonna be here till it's time to go back to the cruise. Yes...... (Laughs nerviously), Everything, gonna be, fiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-NA."
 * A tick was crawling on Squidward.
 * Tick: "Don't mind me man, I am just having some lunch."
 * Squidward: "AGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Squidward starts running around trying to get the tick off, screaming!
 * Tick: "Aw come on man! I'm clean! I don't got lyms decease or nothing, I just wanna bit of red stuff, that's all!"
 * Squidward: "AGGGH?! AHHH?! AGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
 * Squidward smacks his face into a near by lake!
 * Squidward sighed as he removed his head, but not only is the tick still there, but now has a face full of leeches.
 * A kid and her mother Squirls are seen.
 * Kid: "Mommy, why did the strange man dunk his head into Blood-Sucker lake?"
 * Squidward: "Huh?"
 * Leeches: "Yummies in our tummies."
 * Squidward: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA?!"
 * Squidward runs around, and dumps a gooy sustence on him finally removing the tick and leeches!
 * Tick: "Boy, are you a fool? Why did ya'll cover yourself in honey?"
 * Squidward: "Huh?"
 * Angry bees are seen.
 * Bee: "Kick.... His..... Ass."
 * Squidward: "AGGGGGGGGGGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Squidward ran from the bees and jumpped into a lake!
 * Bee: "Damn it, we lost him!"
 * The Bees left.
 * Squidward reserfaced, sighing.
 * A ranger is seen.
 * Ranger: "Hey mans! You stupid? That's the cursed lake of the mad chainsaw lake specter!"
 * Squidward: "MAD CHAINSAW WHAT?!"
 * A Ghostly skelital Deer Stag rose from the lake, chackling like a maniac?!
 * Squidward: "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAGAA?!"
 * Squidward ran from the specter and eventally lost him!
 * Squidward sighed in relief.
 * Squidward: "That was close."
 * ???: "You said it."
 * Squidward saw the tick again.
 * Tick: "He could've ruined lunch. Speaking of such."
 * The Tick stuck his head into Squidward!
 * Squidward: "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
 * Squidward was in the tent, his crouched position tighten as he is seen with a bandage around his head.
 * Patrick: "Wow, Squidward really had a bad time."
 * Banzai: "Ya know we really should do something about the cursed Chainsaw Stag thing."
 * ???: "Don't worry."
 * The Ghost Busters (Cartoon original ones): "We got this."
 * They march off.
 * Shenzi: "Man, if we thought Squidward wasn't a nature fan before, we didn't see nothing yet. It's like the universes themselves hate him."
 * Patrick: "Well Squidward has been known to be, alittle ornerey and mean, so, it's not an impossablity."
 * Banzai: "Hey, it's not like Squidward rotinely cusses at the universe or anything."
 * Squidward: "FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE?! YOU MADE ME AN UNDERPAID EMPLOYEE OF A FAST-FOOD JOINT, SELLING FAST FOOD, MAKE THE PEOPLE OF BIKINI BOTTOM CULTURELESS IDIOTIC BAFFOONS, FORCE ME TO LIVE NEXT DOOR TO IDIOTS, GAVE ME A RIVAL THAT'S IMPOSSABLE TO TOP, AND ANY ATTEMPT I MAKE TO GET MY CHANCE OF STARDOM, YOU RUINED IT?! FUCK YOU, UNIVERSE, AND ALL YOU STAND FOR!? FUCK YOU, EVEN IF YOU DEDICATE YOURSELF TO MAKE MY LIFE, EVEN WORSE?!"
 * A series of lights are seen.
 * A voice: "So, he wants to play it that way, eh? Karma Fairies?"
 * The Karma Fairies appeared.
 * A Voice: "See to it that Nickaloadian pictures and the Spongebob crew make the following seasons of spongebob in it's after movie era make Squidward's life, even more uncomfertable."
 * Karma Fairies: "Sir!"
 * A Voice: "And don't let it stop until he learns to get a postitive outlook! Even if it makes the series look bad in the eyes of fans, do not stop, EVER!?"
 * Karma Fairies: "SIR!?"
 * Patrick: "Well, actselly, before we started to do the later seasons after how much of a big hit our movie was, I DID heard Squidward say from pretty mean things to the Universe."
 * Banzai: "...... ARE YOU SAYING THE UNIVERSES ARE RETAILIATING FOR SQUIDWARD BEING, SQUIDWARD? HOW CAN THAT BE POSSABLE, IT'S NOTHING BUT SPACE!?"
 * Patrick:...Yeah, I think that sounded a little stupid.
 * Squidward: Why did those idiot misfits think it was a good idea for me to come on this damn trip? THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN PLACE IS AN ASYLUM OF DEATH!!! Now, if everyone will excuse me, I have to use a bathroom break. (Goes into the woods, and barfing is heard)
 * Shenzi: "..... Damn....."
 * Patrick: "Poor Squidward."

Chapter 2: A Deer on the Loose
Meanwhile. Else way, a good few miles from the jeep. Later... Ranger HQ Meanwhile. A gloomy cave.
 * Two Rangers, A wolf and a Possom are seen.
 * Wolf Ranger: "Ok, Rookie. We're working on capture a rouge deer running around here."
 * Possom ranger: "Ha! Your serious? Deers are harmless and cuddly, like Bambi."
 * Wolf Ranger: "Kid, take it from this professional. This deer, AIN'T NOTHING LIKE BAMBI!? Thanks to too local idiot off-season hunters, that deer lost something valuable to her."
 * Possom Ranger: "Well, what did she lost, Mr. Kolbolt?"
 * Kolbolt wolf ranger: "..... Something, or someone, close to her heart....."
 * Possom Ranger: "What, or who's that?"
 * Kolbolt: ".... Rookie, let me tell ya a story.... The Story..... Of the Deer-A-Nator."
 * The Possom ranger giggled.
 * Possom Ranger: "The Deer-A-Nator? Is that like, a deer terminator?"
 * Kolbolt: "No, rookie! The Deer-A-Nator ain't no joke, or related to the Termanator robots! Not even as a direct rip-off! She's a rouge disgruntled mother deer who lost her son, grown into the path of revenge, and was inspired by the "Deer Avenger" games to reek vengence!"
 * Possom Ranger: "Wait, "Deer Avenger"? The heck is that?"
 * A woosh was heard!
 * Kolbolt stopped the jeep!
 * Kolbolt: "DID YOU HEAR THAT!?"
 * Possom Ranger: "It sounded like a woosh!"
 * Kolbolt: "...... Rookie, you stay here. I'll go check it out."
 * Possom Ranger: "I have a name, ya know. It's Joe"
 * Kolbolt: "Look, just stay here, and watch the jeep. (Brings out shotgun), I'll take care of this with the ol' business ender."
 * Joe Possom Ranger: "But what if it was just a camper or a squirl?"
 * Kolbolt: "Trust me..... It ain't no dang squirl or a visitor. Neither are that fast!"
 * Kolbolt went into the woods.
 * Joe brings up the radio.
 * Joe: "This is Ranger Joe speaking, over. Come in, Ranger Barry. Ranger Kolblot went into the woods cause we heard something, over."
 * Barry's voice: "Joe, your orders were to report to me when you heard something and call for back-up! Whatever it was, it's too dangerious to handle it yourself!"
 * Joe: "I think Kolbolt looked capable to handle himself."
 * Barry's voice: "Trust me. ALOT of Veteran Rangers thought the same thing, TILL THEY GOT HOSPITALISED?!"
 * Joe started to become scared.
 * Joe: "Wha, wha, what should I do?"
 * Barry's voice: "Call Ranger Kolbolt and tell him to come back here and randevou back to the ranger station to get back up!"
 * Joe switches to Kolbolt's channel.
 * Joe: "Mr. Kolbolt, Barry wants us to report back!"
 * Kolbolt: "Dang it Kid, tell Barry he has nothing to worry about! I beaten rouge un-sentient bears, pouchers, weapons smugglers, and the oocational invasive speices ring operator. I can survive at least two rounds against-"
 * A woosh was heard as a brief silluette was seen!
 * Kolbolt: "Whoa!"
 * Joe's: "Mr. Kolbolt, what happened?!"
 * Kolbolt: "I think I got myself our boggie. Whoever it is, or what, it's trying to scare me out."
 * Joe's voice: "(Sounding scared): Mr Kolbolt, please! Barry wants us to return to base!"
 * Kolbolt: "Oh don't wet yourself rookie! I can handle myself!"
 * Another woosh was heard!
 * Kolbolt aimed his shotgun at the place the woosh was heard!
 * Many wooshes are heard and Kolbolt wildly tries to get his aim!
 * Kolbolt: "ALRIGHT YOU!? COME ON OUT!? THIS IS A YOUSEMIMITE PARK RANGER?! COME ON OUT WITH YOUR HANDS, OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE WIDE UP, OR SOMEONE'S GONNA BE LIKE A HEADLESS CHICKEN!? THIS YER ONLY WARNING!?"
 * Joe's voice: "NO?! DON'T PROVOKE IT?!"
 * Kolbolt: "I'm gonna be fine, rookie! Don't wet yer-" (Something grabs him into the trees) WHOO!! (Punching is heard in the trees as blood spilled on the leaves, and Kolbolt is seen sent fly, then falling to the ground with a broken left leg, a broken right arm, a black eye, and blood leaking from his nose back to where the Jeep is)!
 * Joe: KOLBOLT!!!
 * Kolbolt: Go, Joe! NOW! Save yourself!
 * Joe: I'm not leaving without you!
 * Kolbolt: YOU HAVE TO, YOU'LL GET KILLED!! GO, NOW!!
 * Joe: (full-throttles away from the area)
 * Kolbolt:...Must...escape...(Suddenly, a silhouette appears, and snaps his neck, killing him)...
 * ???:...(Searches him, and finds his wallet, looking inside it)...Hmm, not much clues as to where those murderers are, but enough for me to have a clear answer as to where to go next. Now to get rid of the body. (Takes out a basket of fish, and pours the fish on the body, and leaves)
 * ???: (Wild bears are seen feasting not just on the fish, but on Kolbolt's dead body)...(Her eyes are seen in the silhouette, and she suddenly disappears)...
 * Joe: And then something grabbed him, and seriously injured him. He told me to leave without him, so I got here as quickly as possible. He's probably dead by now.
 * Ranger Moose: I can't imagine. It must've been that crazy Deer-a-Nator again.
 * Joe: Uh, now that you mention her, Kolbolt told me she was inspired by something called 'Deer Avenger'. He wasn't able to tell me before he died. What exactly does that mean?
 * Barry:...Well, it's actually hard to explain.
 * Ranger Ram: Yeah, even the rookies here are too emotionally disturbed by what that killer deer was inspired by. I don't think even Kolbolt would've described it without hesitation.
 * Joe:...It was that bad, huh?
 * Ranger Bald Eagle: You have NO idea. One of my chicks had a disturbing introduction to it by complete accident.
 * Joe: Really, Winger?...Well, what is it?
 * Barry:...Well, let's tell him, guys. It wouldn't hurt to get it out of our chests.
 * Ranger Ram: Yeah, I guess that's true, right, Morse?
 * Ranger Moose (Morse): I think so.
 * Ranger Bald Eagle (Winger): I agree with you on that one, Ramus.
 * Ramus: "Long story short, Deer Avenger is a series of video games about a deer who hunts humans. It was developed by Simon & Schuster Interactive and Hypnotix. It is a parody of typical hunting games, prominently Deer Hunter.
 * Joe: "They're a video game series? I never heard of it."
 * Barry: "They're, realitivly obscured titles. The, "protagonist", of the game is a deer named Bambo, a portmanteau of the action hero Rambo and the Disney character Bambi. He is a bipedal deer who hunts humans in a fashion similar to typical deer hunting in order to avenge all deer hunted by humans. Bambo mounts the heads of humans he kills on a wall in his cabin. He can tote a vast array of weapons ranging from slingshots to machine guns. He is voiced by Brian McCann, who frequently appeared on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.
 * Joe: "..... That sounds like a parody to normal deer hunting.... Why is it, bad?"
 * Ramus: "BECAUSE THOSE GAMES INSPIRED DEER-A-NATOR TO BE SO, VIOLENT!?"
 * Winger: "Those games have the potainional to give other deers of all kinds to get the same idea! That's why for safety reasons, a law has been passed by Tri-corn and the Gfeds, even the High Council, to make it illegal to sell ANY of those games to deers! Deer-A-Nator is the EXACT reason why that seemingly un-nessersary law even exists!"
 * Joe: "...... Seriously? Is that why you guys hate that game?"
 * Ramus: "Look, we don't hate it for just being a parody of conventional hunting games, WE HATE IT FOR THE HELLISH MONSTER IT CREATED!?"
 * ???: "She is more a victim of a bad hand then a monster."
 * A Native American looking Painted Turtle Ranger is seen with a Female Heron Ranger.
 * Barry: "Oh, Ranger Wamahow. Ranger Hera. So glad you can join us."
 * Ranger Wamahow: "......... Is the troubled deer, still out there? Where's Kolbolt?"
 * Barry: "..... I'm afraid he's assumed to be.... MIA."
 * Ranger Hera the heron gasped.
 * Ranger Wamahow: "....... Make sure the family is properly compinsated when they ineditablely discover this.... Terrorable loss in life."
 * Barry: "Sure thing, Wamahow."
 * Joe: "I heard of you. Your from this, indian turtle tribe, right?"
 * Wamahow: "The current term is "Native American", but yes. I am a desendent of a shamon healer of the Shellukoamha tribe."
 * Ranger Hera: "And I'm the deer behavoral expert, Ranger Hera. And, I, I can't belive a deer, a female deer, is doing this! I mean, a deer killing a wolf? They're suppose to be non-violent!"
 * Wamahow: "No creature is truely above violence, Hera. Not even the crawling ant."
 * Hera: "Yeah, but, I doubt a rediculious video game could enflusence a deer into being a killer. I want to be able to study this deer."
 * Joe: "But, that thing killed Kolbolt!"
 * Hera: "Did you even see it?"
 * Joe: ".... No, but I saw what it did to Kolbolt!"
 * Hera: "He could've disterbed an unsentient bear and did what you saw happen to him!"
 * Wamahow: "Enough, Hera. I understand that your knowledge of deer makes you want to believe otherwise.... But consider what happened to the other Rangers and guests. Until what became of Kolbolt, she never ended a life before..... Now, she must have started to become worse."
 * Barry: "If so, then that's bad. Cause the Lougers' founders are here on vacation. If that deer gets to them, this park is done for!"
 * Wamahow: "...... Then we have no choice...... You know what must be done, to an animal capable of taking away a life."
 * Most of the Rangers nod.
 * Hera: "Wamahow, no! You never even seen what happened to Kolbolt, or the deer! You can't actselly-"
 * Wamahow: "I can sense the life-force of all of natures' creatures, even beyond my people's homeland. That deer, as much as I hate to admit.... Has lost her moral center. Kolbolt's death proves it."
 * Hera: "Then where, prey-tell, is his body?"
 * Wahamow: "She had some local bears to eat it by using fish to dispose of Kolbolt. He would soon be nothing but bones that Vambi will later bury."
 * Hera gasped in horror!
 * Hera: "Vambi? The orphaned deer I raised after that idiot Cletus and his dumb friend Clem killed her father, and her mother by accsidental deerslaughter?! No! Father, please! I raised her and helped her become wild again! You can't do this!"
 * Joe: "Father? But, he's a turtle, and your a heron!"
 * Morse: "She's adopted, genius."
 * Joe: "Oh."
 * Wamahow: "Hera, I understand your love of the deer, and I would be ashamed of ever taking any animal's life. But you know how Tri-corn feels about animals going around killing visitors and parks neglecting to do something about it. We'll be punished if we don't, end Vambi's suffering."
 * Hera: "FATHER NO! CAN'T WE JUST HAVE CLETUS AND CLEM ARRESTED?! THOSE MONSTERS KILLED HER BABY CONFUSING HIM FOR AN ADULT STAG!?"
 * Wamahow: "Believe me, I have no compassion for those insensitive and under-educated hunters of the south, and I promise we'll deal with them soon enough, but Vambi is allowing her grief to become a danger to even the rangers!"
 * Hera: "She only attacked the rangers because we keep coming in with guns! She must've had Kolbolt confused with, another stupid hunter!"
 * Ramus: "DID SHE CONFUSE INNOSENT GUESTS AND SOME OF OUR FELLOW, UNARMED RANGERS AS HUNTERS?! Did a poor, little 6-year-old girlshout, on a trip here, got confused for a hunter?!"
 * Hera: "No one asked you Ramus?!"
 * Wamahow: "Hera, please-"
 * Hera: "Don't bother!? I am gonna go out there and find Vambi before any of you do! I'll talk to her, and clear this thing up! Then, when I come back to confirm it, I want you and Barry to report Cletus and Clem to the police and game wardens!"
 * Hera stormed out.
 * Wamahow: "..... Please forgive Hera..... She..... Cares for the un-sentients greatly."
 * Winger: "We all do, Wamahow. But sometimes, sentients have to be our priority as well. And, that may mean.... Ya know."
 * Wamahow: But still, we must go after her. She's gonna get herself killed.
 * Winger: I'll do it. I've been able to spy on Deer-a-Nator before, and even she can't reach me in the sky. Good thing she thinks guns are taboo, otherwise I'd be dead.
 * Ramus: Well, good luck out there, Winger.
 * Winger: Wamahow, are you coming?
 * Wamahow: Yes, she might need me as well. In the meantime, Barry, go issue an urgent warning for all rangers in the park. Warn them we're dealing with an animal that kills.
 * Barry: "I plan to."
 * Wamahow and Winger left.
 * Hera has already drove her jeep on the road again.
 * Radio: "This is ranger Barry speaking. Be advised about the Deer-A-Nator. Our fears are confirmed. Ranger Kolbolt, is lost to us. Be on a vigilent look-out for the deer, as it has gone into class-A threat. I repeat, be advi-"
 * Hera turned off the radio in disgust!
 * Hera: "It can't be Vambi! Whoever or whatever killed Kolbolt, wasn't Vambi! I just know it! I have to find her!"
 * Hera's jeep drove off!
 * Barry's exact warnings are heard from a Ranger's radio.
 * The Silluette stood-by a carved shrine of a little fawn.
 * The Silluette dropped down the now mostly boney corpse of Kolbolt on it.
 * ???: "My little angel. The injustice made on you won't be ignored forever. Give me more time, and I'll find them. I'll find them, and I'll make them pay. I won't let neither the rangers or even the devines themselves stop me!"
 * The Silluette crouched down, and brought out a map from Kolbolt.
 * ???: "I'll look inside all these campsites until I find him! I'll make him hurt for what he did!"
 * The Silluette pointed to the spot where the Louger founders are camped in.
 * ???: "I'll start here, where they were originally camped..... Where..... It happened."
 * The Silluette proceeded to leave.

Chapter 3: Squidward's Bad Night
Later that Night. Bathroom staill. Outside. Inside the Staill House. Outside. Inside Staillhouse. The Next Morning... Later... Flashback Present Ranger Station.
 * Spongebob, Patrick, and the Hyenas are seen eating s'mores!
 * Shenzi: "Anyone seen Squidward?"
 * Patrick: "He's still in the bathroom! He's been in there for awhile."
 * A Ranger Jeep pulled up, showing Barry.
 * Banzai: "Oh, how's it hanging, Ranger Bear?"
 * Barry: "Well..... I don't know how to say this.... In light of a ranger being.... Lost, to us, by the rouge deer, we now have to initsiate stricter guidelines and a curfew is in place. All campers have to be in tents and cabins for their safety. We can't have any guests getting... Lost, as well."
 * Shenzi: "Ohh... Gees. When's the curfew?"
 * Barry: "At least one more hour. Till 11:00. Afterwords, I want you guys to stay in your tents. Then all campers are instructed to come to the Ranger Station to disguss the reasons for..... Hey, wait a minute, where's your octopus friend?"
 * Patrick: "He's still at the bathroom. Been there awhile."
 * Barry looked as if he was sweating and paniced.
 * Banzai: "Uh.... You ok, dudeo?"
 * Barry: "..... Uh..... I'll, go get him. You folks stay put and take care."
 * Shenzi: "Ok. I think he was heading to that bathroom staill we passed a few minutes from here."
 * Barry only nodded and drove off!
 * Patrick: ".... Hey, was that guy sweating when he heard Squidward was still in the bathroom?"
 * Shenzi: "That means he knows something he doesn't want us to be concerned about."
 * Banzai: ".... Uh, guys.... When Barry said one of their guys got lost and they don't want anymore getting lost, ya don't think he said lost because he meant it in the sense that, that Ranger is......"
 * Spongebob gulped.
 * Spongebob: "Nothing to worry about guys. Squidward's in good hands. The Ranger will bring him to us before ya know it."
 * Spongebob has started to become unsure and nervious.
 * Squidward was still puking!
 * Squidward: "OHH, BARNICLES!? I hate my life! (Pukes again!)"
 * Squidward plobs away from the toilet and crawls pathicly to the sink.
 * Squidward: "Get it togather, Squidward. Get it togather. This'll all be briage under the water soon enough."
 * A knock was heard.
 * Squidward: "AGGGH!? NO, GO AWAY!?"
 * Barry's voice: "Don't worry, it's just me. Ranger Barry."
 * Squidward was heavily breathing.
 * Squidward: ".... Sorry, s,ss, sa-s-a-sa Sorry, for screaming..... I just had a bad first begining here."
 * Barry's voice: "Alchorse. Ranger Manderas reported that. If your finished up in there, I'm here to exchourt you back to the camp."
 * Squidward: "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of chorse, Mrmmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmrmr Mr. Ranger.... I, I just need to wash away the smell of vomet.... Of shame."
 * Barry's voice: "Sure thing. I'll be waiting until-"
 * WOOSH!
 * Squidward: "WHA-WHA-WHA-WHAT WAS THAT!?"
 * Barry's voice: "... Stay in there, sir. I'll take care of this. If you hear was sounds like a struggle, run as fast as you can."
 * Squidward hid back to the bathroom stail and locked it!
 * Squidward started to wimper.
 * Barry walked down from the bathroom staill house stairs, returned to his jeep, and brought out a shotgun.
 * Barry looked around the area armed with it.
 * Barry: "You have been trained for this, Barry. You can do this."
 * Many wooshes are heard as Barry tried his hardest to get a good aim!
 * Silence.
 * Barry: "ALRIGHT, DEER!? I KNOW YOUR OUT THERE?! I KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO RANGER KOLBOLT!? YOU SHOULD KNOW HERA IS IN DELUDIONAL DENIAL FOR YOU!? WAMAHOW HAS ORDERED ME TO ISSUE THE OTHER RANGERS TO DO WHAT IS NESSERSARY TO PROTACT THESE PEOPLE! Hera will eventally turn on you when she knows the truth! Listen to me! If this is about our failure to punish Cletus for what he did, well, I'm sorry. Wamahow will mak up for this. I'll make up for this. We'll have the police, arrest Cletus and his dumb friend for illegal hunting and public disterbence. You, just need to stop what your doing, and we'll promise we'll end your suffering, humanely. No need for guns or anything.... Just, peaceful euisnstagia. It'll be quick. But not before you get to see Cletus and Clem arrested and taken to jail. Just please, hear me out."
 * Squidward was shaking and panicing.
 * Barry had nothing but silence. Then, he turned to look at the Staillhouse again.
 * Barry sighed.
 * Barry: "It's ok, sir. I think she's-"
 * WET SPLAT!?
 * Barry: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Barry had an axe thrown to his back!
 * The Silluette kicked Barry down, and pulled the axe back out!
 * ???: "........ Show's over..... Smokey."
 * Barry was horrorfived, as he gave a tear in the end, as the silluette raised the axe to axe off his head!
 * Squidward heard the sound of a WHACK, then a roll.
 * Squidward: "Ranger Barry?"
 * Squidward slowly crawled out the staill, then proceeded to sneak to the front door. He opened it gently to see a peek.
 * On the side of the Staillhouse door, a silluette of a deer is seen hold a now dripping axe, holding Barry's head in a sack.
 * Squidward is now panicing!
 * Squidward knows he can't go through the door anymore! He needs another way to get out!
 * Squidward started to hear footsteps!
 * Squidward gets back into the bathroom stail, and locked it up, and stood on the toilet and croched as well!
 * More footsteps are heard, as well as a slowly opening door.
 * ???: "Whoever is in here. Don't bother hiding. I can smell you."
 * Squidward does all his might not to scream as footsteps are heard.
 * Squidward:...WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HURT ME FOR?!?
 * ???: I know what you're playing at, pal! You think you can fool me by shaving your face and changing clothes? Do you think I am an idiot? Huh? DO YOU?!?
 * Squidward: You've got the wrong person! I swear!
 * ???: I'm not going to take any of your excuses. You're not going anywhere! YOU WILL PAY FOR TAKING MY SON!!!
 * Squidward: What are you talking about--(Somebody is heard landing on the floor)...HELP ME!!! (The stranger rips the bathroom cubicle door open, and reveals herself as a female deer with Equestrian pony eyes, wearing green and brown clothes and a golden necklace)...I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE!!! (Runs for the door, but the deer blocks his path) AAAAHHH!!! AAAA-HA-HAAAHH!!! (The deer corners him to the wall, and cracks her bloody knuckles) AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (The camers goes onto the bathroom house, and the deer is heard beating Squidward up. Later, Squidward is seen beaten up with a black eye, dirty skin, and bruises)...Ow!
 * Female Deer (Deer-a-Nator): Hold still, and this won't hurt a bit. (Prepares to deliver the fatal blow)...
 * ???: VAMBI! VAMBI!! STOP WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, PLEASE!!
 * Deer-a-Nator:...I'll be back! Don't think your friend can save you, Cletus! (Disappears with a woosh)
 * Squidward:...Cletus? Who the f*** is Cletus?
 * Hera: (Appears into the bathroom) VAMBI, STOP--(Finds her gone)...(Sighs) So close!
 * Squidward:...Thanks for showing up!
 * Hera: You...you're alive?
 * Squidward: Well, thanks to you. I would've been calamari if you didn't show up.
 * Hera: I just can't believe that she killed Barry. (They both look at the body which isn't shown, and Squidward faints in shock)...Mr. Tentacles?...Hello?...
 * Squidward: (Wakes up the next morning and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Hera, Winger, Ramus, Wamahow, and Morse, and finds himself in bandages)...What happened here?
 * Morse: You're lucky enough to be alive, Mr. Tentacles. Nobody's ever survived an attack from Deer-a-Nator, and lived to tell the tale.
 * Squidward: De-DEER-A-NATOR?!?
 * Ramus: Yeah, she attacked you last night. It took us a while to get you healed. In fact, she didn't even cause any fatal injuries, she just beat you up less-violently.
 * Hera: I'm glad I came and saved you just in time. Vambi's starting to become a greater danger to Yosemite than ever.
 * Squidward:...I'M SO OUT OF HERE!!! (Runs out of the hospital)
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, wait! (Squidward runs to the parked van, and tries to start it up)
 * Squidward: C'MON, C'MON, START UP!!!
 * Shenzi: SQUIDWARD, DON'T LEAVE WITH OUR VAN!!!
 * Squidward: GODDAMN IT, DO SOMETHING!!! (The van suddenly backs up quickly into a tree, and it's thrusters bust up, and the panic alarm is heard)...Oh, God, shoot me! (The airbag puffs up in his face) FOOMPH!!!
 * Banzai: (They see the damaged van)...I can't believe you totaled our van! (Ed laughs) It's not funny, Ed!...(Ed doesn't respond)...Anyway, we--(Ed bursts out laughing) OH MY, GOD, SHUT THE F*** UP!!! (The two begin fighting)
 * Shenzi: WILL YOU KNOCK IT OFF?!?
 * Banzai: Hey, he started it!
 * Shenzi: I don't care who started it, I will finish it! Sure Squidward wrecked our vehicle, but that doesn't mean it can't be fixed.
 * Squidward: BY WHO?!? (Everyone realizes they have no one to repair the vehicle)...
 * Banzai: Oh, way to go, Squid-twerp! You wrecked our van, and NOW WE HAVE NOBODY TO FIX IT!!!
 * Squidward:...OH, WHY MUST EVERY PART OF MY LIFE BE FILLED WITH MISERY?!? WHYY-HA-HA-HAAYYEE?!?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, don't worry, Squidward. It could be worse.
 * Patrick: Yeah, you could be bald and have a big nose.
 * Squidward: (Drumshot)...Well, this is the end! (Falls to the ground)
 * SpongeBob: I assure you, it's not, Squidward.
 * Patrick: (Is seen making tombs out of wood)...It's not?
 * Banzai: What gives you THAT idea, SpongeBob? You know someone here who can repair a spaceship/van?
 * SpongeBob: Not to worry, we can call the others and let them know of the troubles.
 * Ramus: Yeah, about that...we've lost our Wi-Fi recently, as well as cell connection. Probably because Deer-a-Nator had them disabled so she could be sure that her targets couldn't call for us when they were in danger, so tough luck calling for help.
 * Spongebob: "..... Concerning, but, surely the magical pool will make Ignitus aware of the situation and warn the lougers of trouble!"
 * Banzai: "Yeah, but even then, (points to the van) THAT, CAN'T GET THEM HERE?! And we sacriviced our extra van to fake our deaths to fool Sombor, remember?"
 * Spongebob: ".... Maybe Kolwalski made an Extra, extra van?"
 * Shenzi: "I wouldn't be surprised, but even if he did, it would still take them awhile to get here quickly enough to keep Squidward from ending up like Barry."
 * Ramus: "And Ranger Kolbolt, who was first."
 * Hera was seen crying abit.
 * Banzai: "Hey.... What's the matter with you?"
 * Hera: ".... Vambi...... I can't believe she.... Became this....... I can't believe she let idiots lke Cletus get to her!"
 * Squidward: "Would anyone be kind enough to explain WHO THE DIRTY BARNICILES, IS A CLETUS!?"
 * Ramus: "....... Wamahow, I think it's time we, tell them this. After all, they are respected heroes."
 * Wamahow: "...... (Sigh)..... I suppose so."
 * (Wamahow): The Deer-a-Nator wasn't always like the killer she is today. She was actually a happy mother who enjoyed raising a son. I've never seen a mother and her son more in love than they were. But unfortunately, that's when two cephalopod hunters came into the picture. Their names were Cletus Jeremiah Cephalopod and Clem Abraham Mor-Onopus. We think the reason why Deer-a-Nator attacked you is that you look EXACTLY like Cletus. Cletus is a total redneck who took up hunting after being taught by his grandfather. Clem...well, he's pretty disturbing. His abusive parents, along with his mental retardation, lead to him being a perverted drunkard who likes hitting on women. He started getting into hunting when Cletus showed him how 'great' it was. So the two became partners. That was when they both killed Deer-a-Nator's son after mistaking him to be an adult deer. I felt his death in my bones the second it happened, and I could also feel the sadness his mother felt. It wasn't long before, after being inspired by the highly-strict Deer Avenger game that she decided to get revenge on the two hunters. Because of this, we banned the game from being sold to any deer for people's safety.
 * Wamahow: Now that Deer-a-Nator knows Squidward, she won't stop until she kills him for good, or unless she discovers it was just a mistake, which it will be impossible to do considering how much of a true animal she's become.
 * Squidward:...You mean to tell me I was beaten up BY ACCIDENT?!?
 * Morse: Yes. And good luck trying to convince her you're not this Cletus guy, she'll never listen to reason.
 * Squidward: "But didn't see even wonder why that, "Clem" guy was never even AROUND me?"
 * Morse: "Cletus has been known to march out on his own on some oocations while Clem stayed home, so she assumed that."
 * Spongebob: "Well how about we get Mr. Cletus and Clem out here and show the deer that Squidward is not him."
 * Ramus: "One problem, even WE have a problem trying find his cabin. Winger did found it, but it had more security then fort knox. They even have a nasty Bloodhound named Louisianna that protacts them. I assume they're VERY aware that The Deer-A-Nator is after them and desided to defend themselves."
 * Morse: "There's also rumors they been arounding up local hunters and rednecks to form an uprising against The Deer-A-Nator cause those two idiots think she's a threat to their "God given right to hunt"."
 * Banzai: "Yep. That sounds EXACTLY like Redneck logic."
 * Winger: "We do what we can to discourage those people to get involved, though. However, we're worried that Cletus and Clem may soon turn to more illegal ways to get supporters against Deer-A-Nator."
 * Spongebob: "Well, accsident or not, this now concerns the lougers I'm afraid since this deer attacked Squidward by the rules of the Lougers. Anyone who attacks a louger is an automatic louger required threat. And since Cletus and Clem are reportingly respondsable for why Vambi is doing this, then they need to contain and made to answer for this."
 * Wamahow: "I know well of these rules you have. But be warned that it will be dangerious. Vambi has ended up hurting those that don't even have guns. Her sadness consumed her into a ticking attack bomb that goes after anyone in the woods. Not even Rangers are safe, as, you had previously been informed."
 * Banzai: "Well, I ain't scared of no stinking over-sized hornless Gazelle! I practicly eat deer-like creatures for breakfest!"
 * Patrick: "Yeah. We're not scared of a crazy she-deer!"
 * Squidward: "SPEAK FOR YOURSELVES! I AM NOT GOING BACK OUT THERE AGAINST THAT MONSTER AS LONG AS SHE STILL THINK I'M SOME REDNECK WHITETRASHY HUNTER, I AM STAYING HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE?!"
 * Wamahow: "She has no fear of entering places like Hospitels if it means she can come after Cletus.... Or you by unfortunate chance. The only save heven, is the Ranger Stantion. Hera raised her once, she would never seek to harm Hera for any reason, and we'll be protacted by security."
 * Ramus: "Besides, your not injured bad enough to stay her indiffently. You be discharged soon enough."
 * Squidward: ".... Oh hum....."
 * Spongebob: "Ok guys, while Squidward takes cover, I guess it's up to us to find Cletus and Clem."
 * Shenzi: "Well, I'm abit worried they might not come quietly. We all know what Rednecks are like when dealing with strangers... And things that intimidate them bad enough, like in this cause, an emotionaly distructed killer deer."
 * Winger: "I'll come too. I had managed to see it once or twrice, but I was afraid of ever coming closer, again, thanks to that darn security they have and the damn dog! Barry was the only one the dog was afraid of, but....."
 * Ramus: ".....(Sighs), It's awful we lost Barry like this."
 * Patrick: "Yeah. It's almost as bad when those guys from the time Gary was in paris had died before that nice wizard lady brought them back."
 * Spongebob realises something from Patrick!
 * Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius had shown again! After we get this straighten out, we'll ask Ms. Stork to bring them back."
 * Hera: "..... You guys would do that for us, even when we... Failed to stop Vambi sooner?"
 * Spongebob: "It's ok, you guys didn't wanted to worry us and ruin our park exspearience. It's the least we can do."
 * Patrick: "But we have to be sure we have both their bodies and spirits are both present or otherwise, there's little Ms. Stork can actselly do."
 * Wamahow: "I have, connections to the great spirits. I'll, seek for their blessings to return Barry and Kolbolt's spirits to us. They're normally, strict about it unless they know it's for a greater cause."
 * Ramus felt his radio act up and left it up.
 * Ramus: "This is Ramus."
 * Voice in Radio: "HELP?! IT'S JOE!? I SPOTTED THE CRAZY DEER AT THE PICNIC AREA!? SHE'S ATTACKING GUESTS BECAUSE A KID HAD A TOY NERF GUN AND CONFUSED IT FOR A REAL GUN?! THE FATHER TRIED TO PROTACT HIM, BUT, OH GOD IT'S TERRORABLE?! SHE SHOVED THE NERF GUN RIGHT INTO HIS BUTT?!"
 * Ramus: "DAMN!?"
 * Joe's voice: "Guests are panicing, people are being trampled, kids are screaming and crying, and at least some of the rookies are badly hurt! You have to come and- (silence.) No, stay away! Stop! No! Get away! I have a wife and kids! I promise you that I hate guns too! Espeically for the Sandy Hook incident! No, no, NOOOOOO--" (The signal is lost)
 * Ramus: Joe? JOE!!! Please don't tell me you're dead! PLEASE TELL ME WE LOST ONE OF OUR FINEST ROOKIES!!! (No response)...DAMMIT! And I thought he would move up one rank.
 * Winger: Well, until Barry, Kolbolt, and Joe are resurrected, I shall be the temporary leader.
 * Wamahow: "Well, the spirits are one thing, but the bodies themselfs are a slightly different matter. It depends on, their condition. Unlike Darkness Reserects, Light Reserections are more.... Strict and limited. It depends on the body not being in horrorable damage."
 * Squidward: I saw the crazy deer put his head in a bag, possibly to...(Shivers).
 * Banzai:...Uh, best not to complete that. Plus, I don't think it will be easy to get Joe back. Who knows what Deer-a-Nator has done with his body?
 * Wamahow: You may have a point, but you might not need the whole body to get it done, as long as 95% of the body is still in tact, the Great Spirits can regenerate those parts. If it's below, then it can't be done. Judging by how we just have the rest of Barry's body, that leaves us with...96% at least, so it's possible to resurrect him. And some of my tribe had just found the body of Kolbolt, and most of his body is still in tact, only 95.5% of him is still there. Thanefully the Bears cared more for the fish and considered his body to be a side dish.
 * Morse: Well, that's good. All we need to do now is find Joe's body.
 * Winger: Even with my flight, we'll never reach his body in time. By the time we find it, it will be partially destroyed, and--(Suddenly, bushes are hears rustling)...What's that?
 * Squidward: OMG, IT'S DEER-A-NATOR!!! (Hides under the hammock) I DON'T WANT IT TO END THIS WAY!!! (Suddenly, they find that it's Joe, panting heavily)
 * Joe: Whew! That was close!
 * Everyone: JOE?!?
 * Ramus: Joe, we thought you were a goner!
 * Joe: Well, actually, I just ran and all she did was destroyed my radio.
 * Morse: "Lucky you, huh?"
 * Squidward: "Wait! You made sure she didn't follow you, r-r-r-r-right?"
 * Joe: "I saw her going after another guest with a gun afterwords. Heard gunshots and a scream! I'm afraid she might've hurt the guest, or.... (Gulp)."
 * Ramus: "Morse and I will check the Picnic area to check on the damage. Joe, you and the other rookies are best of sitting this out. Your in charged to get the rookies and guests out of here and keep the media from exposing this. You have any idea what Tri-corn would do to this place if she hears about a rouge animal?"
 * Hera: "And what she might do to Vambi?"
 * Banzai: "Oh, we know from first hand on what THAT is like! She once tried to kill our friend B.O.B. for turinng into a green blob monster with a singing fetish."
 * Joe: "Not let the media know? But, we could use some help here, and-"
 * Hera: "Please, I know Vambi is going crazy, but I don't want to be stopped with guns, which Tri-Corn is likely to involve! As much as I hate to say it, if she has to go down, I want it to be peacefully. No killing her with guns or knifes. Guns have done ENOUGH to her life as it is!"
 * Banzai: "So, Me, Shenzi, and Ed are not allowed to eat her up then?"
 * Hera: "ESPEICALLY NOT THAT!? If Vambi has to.... Go down, I want it to be as merciful and peacefully as possable."
 * Wamahow: "Alcourse. I owe you that cause this is hard for you to accept this already. This is why the media can't know about this. Guests must be made aware that reveiling this to the outside world is forbidden. News reporters seen must be captured and sent away at once."
 * Shenzi: "Well, that's not gonna be easy. One of those guests might not be a good listener, and expose all this anyway."
 * Wahamow: "Then those like that will have to be kept here in the station until things are resolved."
 * Patrick: "Isn't it alittle mean to censor all this from the public?"
 * Ramus: "Trust me, we're not proud and we'll never will be, but parks don't tend to do well if people know there can be dangerious animals. It's just nessersary insurence."
 * Banzai: Well, are you sure you can alert everyone before someone reports it first? (Everyone realizes that)
 * Morse: Oh, crap!
 * Winger: (Turns on the microphone) Attention, all campers! You are to report to the Ranger HQ at once, and you must not report anything to anyone until further notice. Repeat, you must go to the Ranger HQ and not tell anyone anything about the current tragedies immediately. (Everyone around the park does that)
 * Morse: You think that'll help?
 * Winger: Well, there's no telling if it will help or not. All the campers will be coming here, and they'll need to know about this situation so we can make sure Tricorn can't be a problem.
 * Shenzi: Are you sure it's a good idea to let the good people here know about Deer-a-Nator? Wouldn't that cause widespread panic and evacuation, and make it hard for them to head to that...evacuation spot of yours?
 * Winger: I'm afraid we have no choice. We have to make sure that no others die in the hands of Deer-a-Nator. The best thing we can do is to resurrect Barry and Kolbolt, get the campers to the Ranger Sanction, and find Cletus and Clem's home to turn them into the authorities.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, with her around, there will be several other casualties unless they are all secured in the best way possible.
 * Ramus: Plus, how are we gonna find the cabin that Cletus and Clem live in in time?
 * Shenzi: Well, we gotta do it, pal. If we don't, who knows what will happen to Squidward?...I mean, aside from what happened to him right now.
 * Squidward: (In a fetal position) Squidward loves his mommy! (Sucks his tentacle)
 * Joe:...Did you really just say that? (Ed laughs hard)
 * SpongeBob: So how long will it take for everyone to get here?
 * Winger: Oh, they'll be here in a minute or so. You guys will have to bring Squidward there, too, he's the main one we have to protect.
 * Wamahow: Indeed. I can imagine that Vambi will not show any mercy next time.
 * Cars are seen in a line up as a few campers and visitors are seen arguing!
 * The group arrives to this.
 * Spongebob: "Wow. Everyone is getting into eachother's skin."
 * Patrick (Holding Squidward): "Seems more like they're agruing to me."
 * Banzai: "It's an expression Pat. The sudden appearence of a psyco deer made them nervious and panicy."
 * Wamahow: "I'll go address to them all and get their attention." (Goes up to them) ATTENTION, EVERYONE! (Everyone faces him) We are aware some of you have faced a killer deer recently. If you have, we can't let anyone outside the park know until we can be sure it's okay.
 * Winger: That's why all of you need to get to the Ranger Sanction until everything is secured. Is that clear? (Everyone nods 'yes') Great. Any questions? (Someone raises her hand) Yes, mam?
 * Female Duck: How long do you think it will take you to fix this problem of yours? I don't think my son will handle the death of his father. (A duckling is seen crying) There, there, honey.
 * Winger: Well, I'm sorry for your loss, mam, but I assure you we will get this problem fixed in time. We won't know how long it will take, but it will be done. Now, Morse, will you escort these good people to the Sanction?
 * Morse: Of course. Let's go, people. (Escorts the entire group to the Sanction)
 * Winger: Squidward, you'll have to join them for your safety.
 * Squidward: Right. (Chuckles, and joins the group)
 * Winger: MORSE, KEEP SQUIDWARD WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES UNTIL YOU GET TO THE SANCTION!
 * Morse: Got it, Winger! (The entire group leaves)
 * Patrick: SQUIDWARD, IF THAT DEER FINDS YOU, PRETEND TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE!!! (Banzai hits him on the head) You're welcome!
 * Shenzi: Well, I guess me, Banzai, and Ed better go with them in case Morse isn't enough to protect him.
 * SpongeBob: Good thinking. (The hyenas go with the group) Well, I guess it's you and me until Squidward gets to that Sanction, Pats.
 * Patrick: Yep.
 * Winger: "Worry not fellas. I still know where to find Cletus and Clem's cabin. Just stay close to me, avoid anything that sounds like suspitious noise, and we'll be fine."
 * Winger, Spongebob, and Patrick walked off, as a familier silluette is seen watching.

Chapter 4: Protection Gone Wrong
Sanction Outside Sanction
 * Squidward was death clinging to Morse all the way to a sancuary like area in the park.
 * Morse: "Sir, we're just about near the Sanction. You can ease up now."
 * Squidward: Squidward loves his mommy! (Sucks his thumb)
 * Shenzi: Squiddy, give it a rest. How many times have you said that? (Ed made cross-sticks on a small chalkboard counting the times Squidward said those words, chuckling)
 * Morse: Oh, don't be a big baby, Mr. Tentacles, we'll keep you safe.
 * Banzai: Yeah, no damn deer is gonna get her bloody hands...or hooves...on you as long as we're with you. (A woosh is hears)
 * Morse:...Oh, no! She's here! EVERYONE TO THE SANCTION FAST! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! DON'T PUSH OVER EACH OTHER! (The people start heading for the Sanction, and Squidward starts panicking and running towards the Sanction, screaming like a girl)
 * Squidward: I'M GOING IN FIRST! (Goes into the Sanction as the other people rush inside as well)
 * Banzai: SQUIDWARD, WAIT!!
 * Shenzi: Dammit, we'll never get through that crowd!
 * Morse: Worse, when he's in there with--(A woosh is heard)...her, the other people are going to be caught in the crossfire!
 * Banzai: OH, CRAP!!! WE HAVE TO BARRICADE THE DOORS!!!
 * Morse: Well, we need to wait for the other campers to get in. (The people are pouring in through the door for 20 seconds as Morse and the Hyenas wait yawning, checking watches, and playing Rock, Paper, Scissors. Once they all go inside the Sanction, they all shut the door, and lock all 6 locks on the door, and move off, and meet up with the entire crowd where Squidward is nowhere to be seen)
 * Shenzi:...SQUIDWARD, WHERE'D YOU GO?!?...Squidward?!? Everyone, is Squidward in there? (The people call out and look around for Squidward. Meanwhile, Deer-a-Nator appears in front of the door, and tries opening it, but it is still locked)
 * Deer-a-Nator: F***!
 * Banzai: "Didn't Squidward get in first?"
 * ???: "SOMEONE GET THIS FAT MORON OFF OF ME!?"
 * A Fat Bull is seen leaning against Squidward cause of the Sanction being crowded.
 * Bull: "Hey I am sorry man, but this place is crowded up with people now."
 * Shenzi pulled Squidward out!
 * Banzai: "Man, why is this place so crowded?"
 * Morse: "Budget issues. Tri-corn thought that since park animals are rarely intentionally dangerious, she didn't need to grant this place a giantic Sanction and the thing we have was deemed good enough."
 * Squidward: "..... And to think, she picked on Mr. Krabs for being cheap, the hypocrite."
 * Morse: Well, do not worry. You'll be safe in here. The door is locked completely tight, and not even Deer-a-Nator can break through it. Made of pure titanium steel. If she wanted to get in, she'd have to use a weapon, which we've already established she's scared of. You're gonna be fine.
 * Squidward: Oh, PLEASE don't let Karma jinx us this time, I'm too good to die!
 * Banzai: Says the guy who swore at the UUniverses countless times before.
 * Squidward: Oh, shut up! (Meanwhile, Deer-a-Nator is seen smashing a log on the door, which brings the door screws loose, and after 4 more hits, the door is busted down)
 * Deer-a-Nator: (Steps into the hall) GET OUT HERE, CLETUS, YOU'RE DEAD AS THESE DOORNAILS!!! (The people start panicking at the sound of her echoing yell, and Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Morse, and Squidward get trampled away from each other)
 * Squidward: No, NO, NO!!! GUYS!!!
 * Banzai: SQUIDWARD, NO!!!
 * Morse: EVERYONE, CALM DOWN, PLEASE--(Suddenly, someone accidentally hits his head, knocking him out)
 * Shenzi: STOP, GET OUT OF OUR WAY, WE HAVE TO HELP SQUIDWARD!!!
 * Squidward: OH, PLEASE, SOMEONE HELP ME!!! (He is suddenly pulled out of sight by something) AAHH!!!
 * Shenzi: (Sees Deer-a-Nator run off with Squidward) SQUIDWARD!!! C'MON, GUYS! (Ed laughs as they start running after them)
 * Deer-a-Nator: (Throws Squidward out of the Sanction) You've had this coming for a LONG time, Cletus!
 * Squidward: I AM NOT CLETUS, YOU DUMB THIN OX!!! Do I even sound like him?!?
 * Deer-a-Nator: How can I tell, you squids sound alike with your big noses making your voices sound exactly the same. But don't expect me to fall for your lies, Cletus! Now hold still so I can make this quick and painless!
 * Squidward: (Tries running, but Deer-a-Nator grabs his leg) HELP ME!!! (Deer-a-Nator is heard beating him up off-camera) AAAHHH, OW, AAHHH-HA-HAAAH!!! AAAH, AAAH, AHHH!!! (Squidward is seen with more bruises) Thank God I don't have any bones since I'm an invertebrate.
 * Deer-a-Nator: Well, let's see how you feel about that WITH A TWISTED NECK!!
 * Squidward: AAAAAHHHHH!!! (Deer-a-Nator suddenly feels something bite her butt)
 * Deer-a-Nator: OWCH! (Sees Shenzi biting her tail)
 * Shenzi: (With clenched teeth) Hooves off our friend, you bully!