The Follies of the Freetraders

The Freetraders business industry of Wond-Turellex System has came to a lawful end after a controverseal Red Vs. Blue-Eqsed exspeariment has been exposed by an undercover agent and has proved that the Freetraders are a collection of unlawful fanatics with no value to life, who are also con artists and tec defilers at their very core, who often ruined the very lost tec they recovered with machines inferior to the thing they ruined to the point of uselessness while making off with people's hard-earned money. And with The Freetraders not exactly being an economic impourentence, the Grand Council had no serious quilms with bringing forth it's end. As a result, it was unamaously agreed that Freetrading is to be banned outright in the AUU. This has lead to even independent Freetraders not nessersarly related to the main faction to be labeled as criminals. And this ended up being a problem for the Lougers' and the HA's old friend, Saetha, being that she did freetrading on the side. As a result of her newfound criminal status, she lost her detective career, and has been made wanted by even her own home system for the fact that Freetraders are forever dubbed as con-men and tec defilers. As much as our heroes understood that what the Freetraders were generally doing in places like Theta were unquestionably wrong, they know that it isn't fair for good ones like Saetha to suffer just because of what the majority were doing. Thus, the heroes went to investigate the undercover agent, a law absolutest elite agent named Chaeron Symon Litheringsnakerson, who proved the Freetraders' dispicable lack of morals through the very project he was encharged of, a project designed to have artifical beings basicly kill eachother with new Freetrader Products as a means to test weapons. Now Chaeron made it no secret that the project was his idea, being an honest enforcer, but he argued that the Freetraders were the ones who accepted the idea to begin with and argued that if they were as moral as Saetha, they would've had him fired for even suggesting such a thing. As much as the heroes do agree that it is pretty much the Freetraders' own fault for being quick to accept unsavery practices, some of the Lougers can't help but to feel that Chaeron had more motivations then just doing his job. They felt that he had a less lawful motivation behind taking down the freetraders as if he had a personal agenda and vendetta. Thus, the Lougers go to Oranos and interigate none other then the head of the Freetraders, Master Freemond Traeger, who is at an utter loss for words on how the freetraders could've falled apart. When the Lougers reveiled Chaeron, he was bewilderent about how his yesman betrayed him! But the Heroes argued that it was his own fault taking his advice and proved their moral represensomeness. Freemond calms down from this, but asks why did Chaeron do this, but then quickly asked for his last name. Apawn the reveilment, Freemond realised that Chaeron was a member of a rich family that were ruined soically and fiancilly by a particularly doughey Freetrader with a truely worthless gizmo that costed them their entire fortune and the respect of their peers. In meaning, that what Chaeron did was more an act of revenge then an act of law, the Freetraders being guilty of legit woes not withstanding. Though it's unlikely to make Freetrading fully and freely legal again for clear-cut reasons, the heroes now aim to see if they can get Freetrading at least to be something that is legal but carefully regulated to discourage bad eggs from doing whatever they want ever again and reforming Freetrade of it's criminal tendingcies. However, Saetha was already arrested by Chaeron and the police force he works for, The Turellex Regulators, and is being put on trail. Can our heroes save her from being made to face punishment she herself doesn't deserve?

Yesman Chaeron's Story
Oranos
 * Freemond: The Shell Lougers and the HA! So glad I have a chance to meet you after I heard so much from Saetha! Do you have ANY idea what's going on?
 * Lord Shen: I'd say so. You Freetraders really ARE unlawful jerks.
 * Freemond: D'oh, not you people too! Look, I know some freetraders find law-abiding to be opitional for their business ways, but that's what comes with being independent manufacturing entrepreneurs. We manufacture and sell whatever we wanted, and sometimes, if left unchecked, can automatically leads to corruption. I had aimed to fix that problem, by all means... But I made a mistake. I placed that responsibility in the coils of Chaeron. When we first met, he said his name was Chaeron Fakhey Freegrader. At first, I found him familiar. But by learning his real name... I now know why he did this.
 * Skipper: What're you talking about? He brought down your criminal operation.
 * Freemond: IT DIDN'T START OUT THAT WAY, YOU IDIOTS!!! ZIGMOND FREEPOWER FOUNDED THE FREETRADERS AS A FRESH NEW TAKE IN ENTREPRENEURSHIP AND CAPITALISM!! HE NEVER, EVER, INTENDED TO MAKE IT CRIMINAL IN ANY WAY!!! IT'S JUST THAT THE NATURE OF PEOPLE COULDN'T BE TRUSTED WITH AN OTHERWISE GREAT IDEA?! Alot of great things are ruined by the incompidence and self-desires of people. I WANTED TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY!!! BUT I OVERLOOKED CHAERON AND HIS FAMILY!!!
 * Skipper: SO THIS IS THE NORMAL WAY TO TALK!! GOOD TO KNOW!!
 * Freemond: WELL EXCUSE ME FOR THINKING YOU HAVE BAD LISTENING SKILLS!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!!... Mister Traeger... Explain to us who this Chaeron person is and why you're suddenly so worked up about him.
 * Freemond: "Do you promise of not trying to accuse me of trying to pull your legs even when I am in NO POSITION TO DO THAT?!"
 * Zosimo: "Well then tell us about Chaeron as honestly as you can and we will judge for ourselves."

Wrath of the Metaea/Creed Discovers The Truth
Warface Gulch Reddle Base
 * Creed: WHAT, THE F***?! WHO WAS THAT MONSTROSITY?!
 * Tuck: HOW THE F*** SHOULD I KNOW?! HE ALMOST TOOK OUT BOTH THE BASES HERE!! WHAT DID HE HAD TO GAIN FROM WASTING BOTH BASES AT ONCE?!
 * Cart: Maybe he just wanted to have fun because he was bored or something.
 * Creed: You expect me to believe he wasted both of those bases because he was bored?! Even by your standerds, that's retarded?! There has to be a greater point then that?! But what?!
 * ???: I think I can explain. (Another figure with a black and yellow tech suit came in)
 * Creed: WASHING!!! (They armed themselves)
 * Washing: Whoa, put, the guns, down!! I'm not here to fight you.... Not anymore.
 * Creed: Likely story, tough guy!
 * Washing: I came unarmed just to prove it. I can fight and defend myself without firearms you know- (Creed shoots him in the leg) GAHHHH, DAMN IT, YOU F*****!!
 * Creed: "GOT YA, ASSHOLE!! THAT WAS FOR THEX!"
 * Washing: "I am trying to warn you ungrateful manchildren about- (Gets shot in the arm by Tuck) GAHHHHHHOW?! F***!!"
 * Tuck: "BULLIARN'S EYE, MOTHERF*****!!"
 * Washing: Okay, if you idiots are done having your s***s and giggles- (Cart shot him in the crotch) (High-pitched voice) OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
 * The trio laughed!
 * Cart: SCORE!!
 * Washing: ".... (High-Pitched) Ya know what? F*** this?! DIE OUT HERE ALL YOU WANT, YOU STUPID RETARDS?! GO AHEAD AND WAIT FOR METAEA TO EVENTUALLY COME BACK TO KILL YOU?! SEE IF I CARE?! (Limbs away pathetically)"
 * Creed: (The two laughed but he experienced a painful memory)... Metaea? Why... Why is that familiar?
 * Tuck: Creed? Are you okay?
 * Creed: WASHING!! WAIT!! (Washing stopped limping away)... I... I can't shake the feeling that... For once... You may be right.
 * Tuck: WHAAT?!
 * Cart: MY GOD!! CREED WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD BY THE BIG CRAZY GUY SO HE HE HAS STARTED TO SAY THINGS HE WOULD NEVER SAY!!!
 * Creed: "HEAR ME OUT, MORONS?! I hate this basturd's guts as you two do, but, if he was really nothing but a true fucker, he wouldn't've even showed up unarmed and get shot by us if it was just to fuck with us. He might know what that.... Thing, was."
 * Tuck: "YA MEAN HE MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT THING?!"
 * Creed: "NOT, nessersarly yet! He might've freed the thing or it was one of his freaky friends. Either way, we should-"
 * Cart shot Washing in the crotch again!
 * Washing: "(HIGHER PITCH)!? FUCK THIS?! I'M OUT OF HERE?! (Teleports out!)"
 * Creed: "...... CART, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Cart: "Well you said he might have something to do with the scary monster man!"
 * Creed: "OR JUST AS MUCH HE COULD'VE WORKED WITH SOMEONE OR SOMETHING WITH FAR GREATER INVOLVEMENT WITH THAT?! HE, COULD JUST BE A MERCENARY WHO WORKED FOR THAT THING'S CREATOR AND HE WAS ASKED TO HELP OUT ANY THAT ESCAPED THAT THING!?"
 * Tuck/Cart: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Creed: "Ugggghhhhh, you retards are hopeless! We have to go out and find Washing!"
 * Tuck: "But he might kill us for what happened and-"
 * Creed: "Yeah good point, fuck that idea. But still, we have to find SOME other way to learn about that thing! Come on, you idiots! Let's go!"
 * Tuck: Well, we're gonna be boned if we stand out here. Bow-chicka-bow-wow!
 * Creed: Stop with the innuendoes and come on!!
 * Kernel: Wow, was THAT a major beating or what?
 * Grough: But not in a good way that benefits us, obviously! Ughhhh, whatever! At least I was saved from a brutal death.
 * Kernel: Hmmph! Speaking of that, them dirty Blumes had nothing to gain saving us.
 * Simmy: To be fair, that maniac was attacking them, too. At least those like Washing, Thex, and Carolia were focused on one of us. THIS guy was something else.
 * Pez: ("I sensed a lot of power and malarkey within his head that told me about Command, so that can explain his lunacy-")
 * Kernel: Pez! There's no time for doing your silly siestas! We don't sleep after lunch.
 * Pez: ("Robots do not sleep! Where did you get spoon-fed that s***?")
 * Kernel: (Laughs) Oh, Pez, you are so good at lifting the mood in dark times.
 * Pez: ("Also, Washing is arriving on our grounds as we speak.")
 * Kernel: No more jokes, Pez! We can't be laughing while we heal from this pummeling we just endured.
 * Washing: "Excuse me, gentlemen, perhaps you lot would be interested in- (Gets shot at by Kernal, Simmy and Grough) AHH, GOD, GOD, CRAP CRAP, CRAP?! YOU IMBACILES?! (Teleports away!)"
 * Kernal: "OH YEAH?! We chased off that merc good!"
 * Pez: "(Sighs).... (Idiots)."
 * Kernal: "Okay, now, has anyone seen the new recruit?"

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