The Weirdest Villain from Space

The Weirdest Villain From Space is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Twilight hears that Sunset Shimmer is coming to Equestria for a week following everything the Equestria Girls franchise threw at her, and by building a new portal to Equestria with help from Twilight's human counterpart, Sci-Twi. But upon arrival, Sunset says that she didn't just come to momentarily be away from the stress of saving the human world three times, as well as to feel like a pony again (finding it weird to be a herbivore again since her human form has an omnivorous diet by nature, making her feel silly in front of the Mane 6 and Lightning's friends), but she mainly came because she needed some friendly advice. Though she seems to go well with knowing about the Shell Lodgers after her Reverse of Fortune adventure, and the fact that she is now a singer for the Rainbooms and not just a TV celebrity, she is also wishing for more than just being in things like schools, bands, sports, celebrity nights, and that she could understand the magic in the human world more than she already does, believing that there might be more for her back in Equestria, and hopefully muttering to herself that it isn't her past catching up with her. However, while Sunset is trying to get over her quarter-life crisis, it appears the stardom Sunset gained before and after the second time Twilight visited the human world for a movie, dispite being in another plain of existence, has somehow gained the attention to a space creature of epic proportions. A self-entitled space millipede creature (who's easily a victim of gender confusion due to an androgynous appearance) from the Alternate UUniverses self-proclaiming itself as 'Lord Millipede', capable of strange powers and an uncanny ability to see even beyond his own UUniverses, has some serious obsessions of making Sunset his eternal bride. He kidnaps Sunset, threatens to plunge Equestria into an age of madness much worse than anything even Tyranny can provide, unless Celestia blesses the Union of Sunset and Lord Millipede, and even has fly-like creatures that serve as henchmen that'll block out the Main 6 and 5's attempts to do otherwise. Of course, the Heroes Act arrives to Equestria and they reveal that they accidentally released the creatures from their underground home of Pharagu while investigating tremors that were troubling to civilians, and they have tracked him to Equestria. When they insist that not even Magnum has any real power or threat to something very little known about as Lord Millipede, it'll be up to the Shell Lodgers to not just solve Sunset's quarter-life crisis, but get this bug to take a hint that Sunset doesn't date crazy interdimensional bugs, let alone want to have intercoruse with them because 'it would be...well...gross'.

Chapter 1: Sunset Shimmer's Visit
Pharagu. Elsewhere, in an unknown cavern in Pharagu. Human Equestria, a Diner. The stranger's lair. Diner. The Stranger's Lair. The HA's location. Dynasty's Location. Meanwhile, in the Crystal Empire. Sci-Twi's lab.
 * Sixton was seen having a meeting with a tall elegant lizard being in a sofisicated suit.
 * Sixton: "Look, Ambassitor Rush'Amore, I can understand that Pharagu is very signifigant to your people, but do you REALLY want to claim absolute rights for cleaning up Phargau completely for the Skeps?"
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The correct term for my people is  Skepticen, Mr. Sixton. And yes. I wish to use the fullist athority of UIS to claim complete rights to clean up Pharagu from the MagRyve Corporation. My people have been denied of their once great beautiful view of what Pharagu USED to be, and my ansistery's desires to colonised the surface and have what could've been a beautiful city, long enough! When I claim these rights for UIS, we will clean this planet up of your filth FAR faster hen this snail-paced "progress" you have been doing! I am going through with it and I will NOT take a NO for an answer?!"
 * Sixton: And what about from the other people of this planet?
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "The natives or the employees of your company?"
 * Sixton: "Employees."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "Well OBVIOUSLY the employees don't actselly LIVE in this planet, ergo, they are extentions of your company. Which means, they basicly have to be reassigned somewhere else."
 * Sixton: All due respect Amassitor, but, this is why the UIS is so infamous. You just take and take and take without a care in the world.
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore: Oh like the USRA's any BETTER! At least when UIS takes something, it's for the betterment of that taken thing! But when the USRA takes something..... THINGS LIKE PHARAGU'S PREDICERMENT HAPPEN?!"
 * Sixton: I'm sure that's what everyone else in UIS has ever said. Try to understand, this is something UIS will have to take to the Grand Council. I'm sorry to say, that until UIS can get THEIR approveal, you have no right to claim this planet.
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore: You really don't know anything about us, do you? This was an upcoming Skepticen colony, but more then that, THIS, was a planet with a grand culural signifigance to my people. And all upcoming colonies are under contract by the claim, and those who resist are arrested in the name of my people.
 * Jerry: (Barging in) Ugh, you guys are SO STUBBORN AND UNFAIR!!! You don't deserve to be in UIS, you little SKEPETONS!!! (The Ambassador got angry)
 * Sixton/Gerold (who came in): "JERRY, NO?!"
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore:... What did you just say to me?!
 * Jerry: SKEP-E-TON!!! NOUN, A DEROGATIVE SLUR FOR SKEPTICENS DERIVED FROM THEIR UGLY SKINNY APPEARANCES!!!
 * Ambassador Rush'Amore:... (He fires a gun that electrocuted him)..... You were warned. (On comlink) Yeah, I have an obstructor. Come here and pick him up.
 * Sixton: "Ambassitor, WAIT! (The Ambassitor looks annoyed)..... Look, how's about, I call the CEO here, and you can talk to him about it. And he'll bring the Grand Councilers here so you guys can discuss this further in the Dynasty."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "..... That's, better. (Back to Comlink) Be onhold about the Obstructor. The Junk Boss of the planet is willing to co-operate. (Closes off comlink)..... But all the same, Mr. Sixton, I expect this racist imbacile to be kept on A TIGHTER LEASH?! Am, I, clear?"
 * Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll ask Gerold to keep Jerry out of your way."
 * Ambassitor Rush'Amore: "And be sure this happens as effictently, as possable. (The Ambassitor leaves)....."
 * Gerold: "..... Sir, I tried to stop him the moment he heard about the ambassitor being here, but you know how passonate Jerry gets-"
 * Sixton: "Don't worry. I'll let Jerry off with a FIRM warning and a seven week-off. It was only a matter of time I had to get the Grand Council involved anyway, never mind the boss of the company himself. He was afraid that we would have to settle this conflict about Pharagu ONE of these days."
 * Gerold: "Well, at least this didn't happen while Lighthead was still leader. He would've jumped at the chance to have the Pharaguians get with UIS!"
 * Sixton: "Well, that isn't to say that this planet's a safe USRA planet after we clean this up. The Pharaguians may lost their radical hate for the USRA, but not so much being attracted to UIS' promises to clean up the planet faster then our company does. That's why I wanted to get the Grand Council involve. I hope to get this to end peacefully with a compromise."
 * Gerold: "Well, that might not be easy sir. As Jerry would've said, UIS are infamous for, absolutist tendingices."
 * Sixton: "True. But that doesn't mean it helps to push them away. And given that UIS is an unmistakeable super-power, the best thing we can do is to calm down them sound and see if they can accept a compromise. The Grand Councilers are no strangers to dealing with tough costamers, espeically of the UIS verity. It's only a matter of appealing to their sense of superiority complex and figuring out a compromise. Thankfully, UIS are not ALWAYS entirely unreasonable, well, at least, for as long as they are not heavily provoked into it. At the end of the day, UIS merely just want to be left to their devices. Thankfully, things like the Ambassitor coming here, are rare events, UIS rarely interacts with us any greater then to criticises our methods."
 * Gerold: "And it's not hard to see why, sir. History with them, ain't exactly the most cheery. I just hope the big man himself and the Council can ease the Ambassitor away from wanting to rattle Madam President's cage about this."
 * Sixton: "Like I said. The Grand Councilers are always prepared for the rare event UIS has made a serious interaction with our space."
 * Gerold: Well let's hope it doesn't get any worse. Kraanmas is coming soon, and I need to get to Scavenge Santha soon. It's a nightmare how many kids I have.
 * A surprisingly modern and extremely wacky kitchen was seen as fly-like insectiods were seen doing house-work, as a figure was seen watching the prior meeting unfold via his spector.....
 * ???: "..... Bah. It's the same old same old with these people. When it's not dealing with their silly villain problems, it's things like the latest UIS debacle and the like. Politics of my own home universe are so, boring. Espeically with how there are SO many dimentions to watch. What else is on. (Shakes the staff to show a new dimention, and repeats until he found a dimention he wants to see) (Gasps)..... Oh yes..... The same dimention as my faverite idol...... The girl with the bacon hair..... What one called.... Sunset Shimmer.... By ever beloved."
 * Sci-Twi and Sunset were seen having dinner as it was clear that the two are being followed by popperazi, until Human Granny Smith closed the binds.
 * Human Granny Smith: "Better, Youngins?"
 * Sunset Shimmer: MUCH better.
 * Sci-Twi: Thanks, Granny Smith.
 * Human Granny Smith left.
 * Sci-Twi: "So, Sunset, was there, something you wanted to speak to me about?"
 * Sunset: Actually, Twilight... there is. I've... Decided to spend the holidays back in Equestria.
 * Sci-Twi: Really? Well, what a coincidence. I've been working on a way to get you there in case the portal in school is out of commission. But I must say, it wouldn't be Christmas without you.
 * Dog Spike: Yeah, you're the greatest parts of it.
 * Sunset: Has to be. Since what happened in Equestria Land, I've felt that magic is spreading way too much in this dimension. So many people here end up getting their hands on it. You, Gloriosa, Juniper, Wallflower, Vignette. So, I'm not only going back home for the holidays, but... I feel I should figure out how this magic keeps spreading. Who knows who'll get magic next? (As a familiar peg-legged bat's counterpart was exiting suspiciously in the background) There should really have been somebody out there who took notice. This can't be the only place where Equestrian magic goes crazy.
 * Dog Spike: Tell me about it. Is magic to everyone like what danger is to Mr. Magoo? Just cartoonishly unnoticeable?
 * Sci-Twi: Well it's either that or there ARE people who noticed and cover it up for everyone's safety.
 * Sunset: Hehe, yeah. So, I may be gone until 2019.
 * Dog Spike: Why so long-- OHH, it's because you'll be back after New Years. Hehe, don't know how THAT popped into my head there.
 * Sci-Twi: "That's, quite a time to be absint, Sunset."
 * Sunset: ".... I kinda have to be honest, Twi.... I'm..... Kinda homesick."
 * Sci-Twi: ".... You missed being in Equestria, do you?"
 * ???: "Ohhhh?"
 * Sunset: "Yes, and with Thanksgiving and the holidays most of all coming up, why not have a reason to go back even for a certain period of time?"
 * Sci-Twi: ".... Very well.... This is your choice and I respect it.... Just, besure to bring back soviners for me, for science? (Squees)...."
 * Sunset scoffed amusingly.
 * Sunset: "Yes Twilight, I'll be sure to bring back something nice for you."
 * Sci-Twi: (Backwards squee)
 * Sunset: Still obsessing with Equestria's wonder, huh?
 * Sci-Twi: Well it sounds just interesting. A land of a fantasy setting seems pretty amazing.
 * Sunset: It is. But, I'd better tell the other Twilight I'm coming, in case your own portal isn't de-bugged.
 * Dog Spike: Oh, she's a wiz at it. She made me a robot dog friend once.... It can be very Uncanny Valley, though.
 * Sunset proceeds to bring out the journel and starts writing on it.
 * ???: ".... My beloved idol, she's coming to another dimention, and one so near! Yes, yes, YES?! I, must, COME TO HER?! AND MAKE HER MY WIFE FOR LIFE?!...... But wait..... I HAVE TO GET OUT OF THIS SHITTY TRAP FIRST?!"
 * Fly Creature: "If I may, my lord.... Why not use, them? (Opens up a portal back to surface world Pharagu, this time showing that the HA are seen on the planet using the garbage as practice dummies).... It appears their simulation center has been, compromised by a virus from a prankster, thus they came to use expendable trash as training implaments."
 * ???: ".... Yes..... I shall make them break the seal that entraps me here and allow me a chance to be free?! Now, how am I to encourage these simpletons to do so?"
 * Fly Creature: "Might I recimmend malmitulating the stupidist one of their group? (Shows a portal of Radcliff Hawkens), Or the most reckless? (Then shows Xandy). Or one who is both? (Shows Hudson Turbo)"
 * ???: "Hmm, how about.... All, of the, above? (Waves his staff around)."
 * Zosimo: "I can't believe that little Jokedown managed to upload a virus upto the Hive?! He really ruined out base!"
 * Tyberious Jr.: "And as a result, we're forced to train, with GARBAGE?!"
 * Stephenie: "Come now, it's how Jokedons express their feelings for you. And often it's meant to show love and appresiation."
 * Hawkens: "Well dang kid had a funny way to show it."
 * Magnum: "Let's worry less about the misguided child and worry about our training."
 * Samantha: "Plus, it is also an oppertunity to investigate the Pharaguian temiors that always been concerning people. With that, we shall-"
 * ???: "Please, leave."
 * An elderly Ract came up.
 * Old Ract: "You must leave! He, has sensed you! He wants his freedom?!"
 * Nanobyte: "..... Say, oldster, did you, forget to take your pills this morning?"
 * Old Ract: "BEWARE OF THE FALLEN ONE?! (Runs off) BEWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE?!"
 * Cliffton: "..... What pissed in his crunch berries."
 * Miami: "Oh, that's just Stink-scale. He's an old hermit who believes in the old legend about some Rainbow Fleeming that has the power of countless dimentions, it's an old silly myth...."
 * Zosimo: "..... And you say that, and yet the Lamistan Stargate exists."
 * Miami: "..... Meaning?"
 * Magnum: "You should not underestimate myths and legends, even if they sound.... Odd."
 * Xandy, Hudson and Hawkens began hearing a small voice.
 * ???: "Coooome..... Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooome."
 * The trio walked off, and eventually reached a canyon where an anichent Yateronian ritual sight was seen, the trio got down.....
 * ???: ".... Destroy the pillers, and free me."
 * The trio suddenly got hypnotised.
 * Trio: "Destroy the Pillers. (Xandy, Hawkens, and Hudson each destroyed the pillers)......."
 * ???: "..... (Laughs wickedly!)"
 * The planet began to tremor once more as everyone felt it!
 * The trio were snapped out of their stuper!
 * Xandy: "WHAT THE?!"
 * Hudson: "Xandy, I think we did something bad?!"
 * Hawkens: "WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE, YA IDJIT?!"
 * The seal began to glow as it turned into a giant temple enterence like hole....
 * Swarms of the Fly Creatures flew out of the temple grounds, shocking the trio!
 * Xandy: "OH F***?!"
 * Hudson: "WE DID A VERY BAD THING?!"
 * Hawkens: "WELL I DOUBT SWARMS OF INSECTIODS FLYING FROM A HOLE IN THE GROUND WAS A GOOD THING?!"
 * Wicked laughter was heard, as a long figure flew with the Fly Creatures, and flew away!
 * Hawkens: "...... If those things ended up causing trouble, nobody, say, ANYTHING?!"
 * Zosimo's voice: "XANDY, HAWKENS, HUDSON, WHAT IN TARNATION DID YOU MORONS DO?!"
 * Hawkens: "..... Keep, your yaps, SHUT?!"
 * The Old Ract pounced onto Hawkens and started smacking him!
 * Old Ract: "YOU MANIACS?! YOU DOOMED ALL DIMENTIONS TO HIS RIGHTIOUS FURY?! LORD MILLAPEDE HAS RISEN AGAIN?!"
 * Hawkens: "OW, OW, STOP, HITTING, OW, ME?!"
 * Old Ract: "WE'RE DOOMED?! DOOMED?! NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM HIS CONQUEST?!"
 * Xandy: "(Pays attention to the swarm)..... (Sees the Dynasty landing)...... THAT SWARM'S HEADING TO THE DYNASTY CRUSER?!"
 * Hudson started to freak out.
 * Hudson: "(Panicy) What just happened man, what just happened?!"
 * Hawkens was getting his butt handed to him by the old Ract!
 * Xandy: "...... Guess it's up to me. (Brings up a communitor) WARSON, IT'S AN EMERGENY?! GET THE DYNASTY OUT OF HERE NOW?!"
 * Warson's voice: "Miss Xandra? Why so? We're here to attend with the Skep Ambassitor's needs and- (Buzzing was heard) Wait what in the, what are these creatures, I-"
 * The communication went blank, as a magic engery engulfed where the cruser was, as the cruser was turned into a giant shoe!
 * Zosimo's voice: "....... PLEASE TELL ME THAT THE GREATEST OF THE USRA'S LEGACY, DID NOT, JUST TURNED, INTO A GIANT SHOE?!"
 * The Laughter got louder as the swarm flew into an interdimentional portal and vanished with it!......
 * Xandy: "....... HOLY CRAP?!"
 * The Grand Councilers were seen turned into various crazy things, Warson's head becoming his own staff, Calixito turning into a giant mustache, Rishon into Kermit the frog, Jarvis into a kitten, Inigo being a chicken, Bayo a goat, Lotus into a flower, Naeem being a parekeet, Taleen having giant ears, Galeno looking like Timon, Oswin looking like a disney chipmonk, and Jling Sling looking like this.
 * The HA arrived and saw the Grand Councilers in their state...... They all broke into laughter!
 * Jling Sling: "..... YOU IDIOTS KNEW BETTER THEN THAT?!"
 * Warson: "Heroes Act..... Care to explain, WHAT IN THE GLORIES JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * The Laughter stopped.....
 * Zosimo: "..... Ya'll may, wanna sit down for this, Grand Councilers."
 * Twilight: (She was heading for in the city reading Sunset's journal) Hmm. 5th Anniversary since being reformed and Sunset decides to stay here for 2 months.
 * Spike: "Sounds like somepony's homesick."
 * Twilight: Might be. Holidays would be a good time to come back home.... Gotta ask, since she and Starlight were siblings, what exactly will her father react when he finds out she lives in another dimension?
 * Spike: "Well it largely depends that if Starlight's canon dad is THE dad, Twilight. We don't exactly know the spefifics of which was in a prioer relationship."
 * Twilight: Well we'll find out soon enough. For now, let's focus on the task at hoof.
 * Music was heard as the Title of the Episode appeared from a dimentional portal.
 * Sci-Twi: (Was sobbing along with Dog Spike)... (Sobers up) Sunset? You ready to try out my portal?
 * Sunset: "Yes. Thought I give a going away concert before I set off. Wouldn't wanna leave my fans starving for music while on vacation."
 * Sci-Twi and Sunset walked off.
 * The Human Mane 6 were seen looking around, Human Pinkie fooling around with some formulas.
 * Human Pinkie: "Look at me, guys! I am mad sciencetist! I'm'so cooool!"
 * Sci-Twi: "(She and Sunset came in) PINKIE, NO?!"
 * BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 * Pinkie suddenly has an afro that conducts electrisity.
 * Sci-Twi: "..... And there, goes my reshurch on making hair conduct electrisity."
 * Human Rarity: "Is that why Pinkie suddenly looked like she jumped out of the 70s?"
 * Human Applejack: "I think that's just Pinkie being Pinkie."
 * Sunset: "What're you guys doing here?"
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "Just makin' sure ya don't plan on leaving without saying good bye to us at the least, Sunny."
 * Sunset: (Laughs) Of course you did.
 * Human Rarity: "As well as you give you some things to remember us by while your at your home dimention. (Human Rarity brought out a crud load of stuff, mainly fastion attire.)"
 * Sunset: "..... You, do realise that those clothes won't fit me when I become a pony again, right? In fact, human clothes seem to just vanish when you go into that dimention."
 * Human Rarity: ".... Oh. My mistake."
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "But soccerballs are good, right? (Holds one up)."
 * Human Pinkie: "And cupcakes?! (Holds ten trays of cupcakes up!)"
 * Human Applejack: "And some of Granny's good ol' fashion home cooking? (Brings up some apple-based pasteries?)
 * Human Fluttershy: "And uh, maybe a little friend to keep you company? (Shows a little mouse)."
 * Sunset: "Well thankfully, so far it's only clothes that seem to go missing when crossing into that dimention. Though it's odd that when I'm in pony form, I didn't initionaly had clothes, and yet when I showed up here, here I am in this getup."
 * Human Rarity: "I guess you were lucky that interdiemtnional engery had a sense of decentcy. Otherwise, I abhor the awkwordness of what would've been if you and the other Twilight came here NAKED?!"
 * Sci-Twi: "I do admit that I'm still reshurching on how that even works, actselly. Cause theroreticly, if it not were that conwinidental granting of clothes, by all counts, both Sunset and the other me would've DIFFENTLY end up showing up naked."
 * Sunset: "Speaking of that, you seem very confident about how this place and Equestria are in seperate dimentions."
 * Sci-Twi: "Well, I had figured that since you and the other Twilight turn into our kind at all and back into ponies when in Equestria, and that there is also the impossable fact that there's two versons of people we know here, it's evidented that Equestria exists in a dimention seperate from our world. Heck, otherwise, if our worlds existed in the same place, you and other Twilight should've still been ponies. And just imagine the media circus two tiny colored unicorns would've been."
 * Sunset: "Tch'yeah. And I have enough of that as a human already. Having that as a pony, would've been, WAAAAAY much."
 * Dog Spike: "Yet nobody realises that you have a talking dog here?"
 * Sci-Twi: "(Rolls her eyes bemused).... I'll go see if the portal's ready."
 * Sunset: You do that. My head's already spinning.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: All our heads are.
 * Human Fluttershy: So, um, you going to need the Geode of Empathy in Equestria?
 * Sunset: Funny you should ask. No. I learned how to do that as a unicorn. All your geodes seem to give you abilities your counterparts in Equestria can do.
 * Human Rainbow Dash: I have super speed in Equestria?
 * Human Applejack: I have super strength there?
 * Human Fluttershy: I can talk to animals there?
 * Human Rarity: I can conjure shields of light there?
 * Human Pinkie: I CAN EXPLODE WITH GLITTER?!?
 * Sunset: Yes, yes, yes, potentially, and with Equestria's Pinkie, there doesn't seem to be ANY limit to what that pony can do.
 * Human Applejack: So, just like our Pinkie?
 * Sunset: I think your Pinkie pales to Equestria's because of the magic there.
 * Sci-Twi: You left me out.
 * Sunset: You never asked, and your ability is a first-learn to unicorns. We need telekinesis to compensate for our lack of opposable thumbs.
 * Human Applejack: Hmm. What about normal ponies? How do we pick up stuff?
 * Human Rainbow Dash: Or pegasi?
 * Sunset: Pegasi have developed their wings like makeshift hands, and Earth ponies... Well... Usually they only have their mouths.
 * Human Rarity: Ugh, how unsanitary.
 * Sunset: It's Earth ponies, what're ya gonna do? Though admitingly, sometimes we ARE able to hold things with hooves, but it takes ALOT of dexterity to hold things that don't have flat surfaces or can balence perfectly on the hoof bottom.
 * Human Rarity: "So basicly using hooves like hands requires dexterity? Well the time it would take to do it correctly is a worthwhile cost to NOT using your mouth to touch germ-filled objects."
 * Human Rainbow Dash: "Relax, based on what Sunset said, you pretty much turn into a unicorn, it's really Pinkie and Applejack that got the short sticks."
 * Human Rarity: "Well keep in mind that magic is not something commonplace here. I would initionally have to physically touch things until I can utilise it right. The same might be said about wings, which let's be honest, would be the equilent of having an extra set of limbs to the usual four."
 * Human Applejack: "I think we're getting off-topic here."

(Later) Equestrian Diner (Later) Lyra and Bon-Bon's Home Lyra's Hidden Room Talk Show Footage
 * Sunset: (Shivers)... It's so strange to be a pony again after so many years of being a human.
 * Icky: No kidding. Losing your lunch to a human diet of meat, which ponies can't normally eat, which by the way is a REALLY lucky shot that your dietary tolerence also changed when you are in that place, I can see you're a little tense.
 * Sunset: I know. It's like being a pony again is alien.
 * Thunderclap: Ironic since you were actually born a pony and yet being a Hue-Main for a while left you out of practice.
 * Trixie: It's 'human', Thunderclap, but good observation otherwise.
 * Twilight: So, uh, Sunset? Is there anything interesting going on in Human Equestria?
 * Sunset: Well, not much. We've had three sirens trying to wipe people's minds, a competitive rival school that nearly caused the universe to be torn apart, a nature witch born from Alicorn God magic, and a rogue former gofer using a magic mirror for greedy purposes.
 * Icky: If Juny was here, you'd have to repeat that old 'no offense' joke.
 * Lord Shen: Though, I must ask, are you feeling alright? You look like you're not very happy.
 * Sunset: Is it that obvious?
 * Lord Shen: We have to be blind phsycailly and/or to reality to NOT notice the signs. You seem to show joy in being back here.
 * Sunset:... (Sighs) Alright, I'll be blatantly honest here. After studying magic in Equestria, travelling to another dimension, making friends and beating countless threats, I kinda need more than intermural sports and a life in a modern human setting lacking much magic.
 * Twilight: Have you talked to the others about it?
 * Sunset: Sort of. But I don't want them to think I don't support them, or want the best of their lives to be enchanting and all that. It just makes me wonder if there's... More for me here.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I see what's happening here. You're feelin' a little homesick. That's okay, we all go through that.
 * Sunset: It's not just that. I feel... I feel as if both our worlds aren't getting much excitement from each other.
 * Icky: "Your kidding. That was a world that was plauged by Demon Avatars, Exiled Pop Star Sirens, Dimentional Riffs, Nature Wirches, and second personalitied Hollywood divas, and yet, that was BORING to you?! Wow, have we gone nilist or what?!"
 * Sunset: Not what I mean! I meant, I've got a lot in my life there, but being a celebrity, singer, and so on seems... Boring and... Less magical at this point.
 * Twilight: Well, there IS a lotta magic here. Heck, there's magic there now, too!
 * Sunset: Yeah, but I don't understand it! And even if I did, the people of that dimension are so sensitive to power as strong as our magic. They won't believe in it like we do, and they'll take a greedy influence from it. Remember Midnight Sparkle, and dare I say, Juniper's stunt? Humans are just too curious and/or too self-serving to even comprehend the magic of this world, let alone understand the proper rules.
 * Mad Hatter: "Well pardon humanity if the majority aren't so well versed in the extraordenary!"
 * Tulio: Hate to say it, but yeah, I'm with Tea-For-Brains for once! Ya can't exactly blame us. Humans on many worlds are so isolated from things they'd normally find fictional, they can't help it. Suspension of disbelief is not a basic necessity to them as it is to us.
 * Twilight: Oh, it doesn't matter at the moment. As long as the portal is open, you can make your choice.
 * Sunset:... (Sighs)... If only it was THAT easy! I wanna fulfill the lives of both our worlds in a way that doesn't seem destructive at first. If I try to make peace between these worlds, what to say that another threat there won't be curious to the point of greed? As a celebrity, singer, and hero in that dimension, I feel I need to do more than I really am now. I AM homesick, but I don't wanna leave my friends in that dimension behind. I cannot even begin to express how much I miss the magical qualities of this place.
 * Starlight: Well, isn't trying to enchant others' lives with Equestrian magic enough, and isn't a world with a setting of limitations a good challenge? You've got a love interest there as well. Isn't that enough?
 * Sunset: I don't know as of now. I... I feel I need to think things through. Thank you for your lunch. (She left)
 * Sam:... I think Sunset might be having a quarter-life crisis.
 * Mr. Whiskers: A what?
 * Sam: It's a period you go through in your 20s and/or 30s where you start questioning or doubting how you want to live your life. Usually happens through stress, or from becoming an adult.
 * Max: "Uhhhh......."
 * Icky: "It means it's like a mid-life crisis without being old."
 * Max: "(Suddenly in sofisicated garb) Ah, yes, quite right."
 * Sunset giggled.
 * Sunset: "Are you guys always this random?"
 * Icky: "Try spending a whole epsidoe with us, and THEN ask that question."
 * Sunset:... You sure this place will help me?
 * Twilight: I happen to know Lyra on a personal level. She was one of my first friends since I left Canterlot. A lot of people say she's a lesbian to Bon-Bon, but they keep insisting that they are just genuine friends.
 * Sunset: Yeesh, haven't seen that kind of crap since Frodo and Sam.
 * Icky: I know! As I watched their scenes, I was just waiting for Golem to roll his eyes and be like "OH, CHRIST, JUST PROPOSE ALREADY!!!" (Twilight and Sunset giggled)
 * Twilight: But yeah, they ARE just besties.
 * Sunset:... And why do you think Lyra can help me?
 * Twilight: Well, she's got a fixation for humans, so... Given how much she might know, she COULD give insight in how to understand them more.
 * Sunset:... All this way, just for a philosophical lecture?
 * Twilight: I wouldn't call it that. Call it a... Helpful way to get you to see humans on a more mental and instinctual level. Even humans themselves can't understand the impossible and the unbelievable, or even themselves for that matter. But... Knowing how the humans of that world behave, I think it could help.
 * Sunset:... If you say so. (They knocked, as Bon-Bon answered)
 * Bon-Bon: Oh, hello, Princess Twilight!... Who's this?
 * Twilight:... This is Sunset Shimmer. She used to be a student at Celestia's School. She's also... Starlight's sister.
 * Bon-Bon:... Didn't even know she HAD a sister.
 * Iago: "Canon doesn't seem to think so either if the lastest speical's an indication."
 * Sunset: Can we see, Lyra Heartstrings?
 * Bon-Bon: Sure. LYRA?!? TWILIGHT IS HERE TO SEE YOU!
 * Lyra: COMING! (An inappropriate sound was heard) WHOOO, WHAT A HANDLE!!!
 * Sunset:... The heck?
 * Bon-Bon: Don't ask! (Lyra came in with wobbly back legs)
 * Lyra: Hey, Twilight!... Whose... Sunset? Wow, I remember seeing you at the school. You were the one who shrugged us off like a jerk when we wished to interact with you. What have YOU been up to?
 * Twilight:... Oh, she's been somewhere I'm sure you'd be interested in.
 * Lyra: Really? (Twilight whispered in her ear, as her eyes glittered up, she squeed, and the camera cut to Canterlot as she was heard screaming all over) A HUMAN DIMENSION?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!?
 * Twilight: I kinda figured you'd go too gaga for it. And you certainly justivied the concern. But I need your help now as the Element of Imagination.
 * Sunset: The what?
 * Twilight: It's a LONG story. Anyway, Lyra, Sunset's having a quarter-life crisis. She lives as a celebrity, hero, and singer for her human peers, yet she feels she's not feeling much... Enchantment, in that life, for herself and her human peers. I thought, since you know them more than anypony else, you could help out.
 * Lyra: Well, you came to the right pony! But... Can I come over to this dimension in return?
 * Twilight: Yes, anything! Just be sure not to act like yourself around them. Humans of that dimention had a, LOT, of social norms about un-autherised touching.
 * Lyra: GREAT! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (She snatched Sunset and went into a hidden room)
 * Sunset:... WHOA, CELESTIA!! What is this? (She sees a lot of human-based papers, books, and studies)... What- (Lyra started to sing this)
 * Sunset: "....... Well, that was spontantious and random."
 * Lyra: Favorite song to sing. Wrote the lyrics myself. Humans are very interesting in their own way. I can see the situation you're in. You're asking yourself: Can your homeworld and this new dimension ever co-exist? Well, the answers are hard to say, even for me. Humans ARE curious, and will look into anything new. But, the thing is, they need discipline when it comes to that stuff. They need some person to guide them and comprehend it far better, and don't get a little too curious. We all say that curiosity killed the cat, and that can happen to them if they're not careful. Heck, human discoveries of something often make-believe in their society, must be discovered in a balanced way. If a slight misdirection is apparent, they could harm themselves. First, humans need physical proof. It's too obvious that they'll never believe anything outside their beliefs, and would have the first one to speak up sent to a looney bin. Magic, to them, has to be seen to believed. There ARE humans out there who could have a rare reason to even believe you, but they need to look more into it to be sure. The second step, is to help them balance out the field. If they dive TOO deep, they can harm themselves. If they stand too far, they won't get anywhere. You need to guide them in between. The rest, they can handle on their own.
 * Sunset:... I do get the picture, but... Here's the problem. Magic has no clear explanation or means of working in that world. Like you said, they don't have wings or magic. All they have, is machinery.
 * Lyra: Exactly! Their machinery provides both flight and their own means of magic. Machines can do anything magic can. Ask Doctor Whooves, and he'll tell you that magic spells are so popular here, science is often overlooked. But it's the other way around in THEIR society. Magic is hard to understand because they've never seen it, and don't know how to make of or utilize it.
 * Sunset:... So... What if they discover it? What then?
 * Lyra: Well, I guess you can be there to offer the insight they need. You're the best source of information on Equestrian customs to them, right?
 * Sunset: Well... Yeah. I mean, I still have the DVD of my time on that talk show. I explained the story of my world to them, and... They dubbed it as a funny satire.
 * Lyra: Mind showing me?
 * Sunset: Don't see why not. (She took out the DVD and placed it in) Though personally, I wished that interview went better then it did.
 * Human Morgana: (She and Human Ursula were shown to be talk show hosts in a Regis and Kathee Lee-style)... Welcome back to the Atlanta Sisters Show. We have a new appearance of someone of strange mystery.
 * Human Ursula: That's right, Morgana.
 * (Sunset): It was still odd to me that two Villain Leaguers were talk show hosts there.
 * Human Morgana: We'd like to welcome, Sunset Shimmer! (Everyone cheered and applauded as Sunset appeared in her old attire)...
 * Human Ursula: "So tell us about yourself, darling! Got any "Magical Horse" stories you liked to tell us?"
 * Human Morgana and Ursula laughed!
 * Human Morgana: "To those that don't know, Sunset is famous for claiming to be from an alternate dimention of magical ponies in a "United Universe" of otherworldly beings! Ain't she a riot, ladies and gents?"
 * Sunset: You don't have to believe me, but it's true. And... My home isn't that bad. We're all ponies, either regular, unicorns, or pegasi. We each have our role and control life since we have Gods there. Pegasi control weather, unicorns have magic, and normal ponies are known for brute strength. (Everyone laughed)
 * Human Ursula: I'm sure it must be magical there.
 * Sunset: Yeah! It sure is. In fact, we have rarely even heard of humans, except those from other worlds. And... Our customs are quite different to yours. We still use gold as currency, we have a special mark on our flanks called cutie marks which we receive when we discover our calling in life. Oddly enough, we don't use terms like 'everyone' or 'somebody'. We just say 'everypony' or 'somepony'. (Everyone laughs)
 * Human Morgana: (Laughs) Ain't THAT a laugh, Undertow? (Undertow was a semi-sentient freshwater shark in a bowl, who brooded)
 * Human Ursula: 'Everypony'! (Laughs) Your people sound fun.
 * Sunset: Yeah, we have the occasional threat to our perfect lives, but our Princesses are able to fend them off easily.
 * Human Morgana: (Scoffs) Funny!
 * Sunset: (Sighs)... Like I said, you don't have to believe me. I know it sounds made-up. But I won't force you to believe me. But... I feel I don't wanna laugh at my own home. Feel free to joke about me, but... I know the facts.
 * Human Ursula:... Well, (Scoffs), Aside from that, is there anything else you do?
 * Sunset: Well... I am a student and a kind of mascot to Canterlot High School. I sing, I perform, I do many other things. I'm a wiz at knowledge, I know a few... Magic tricks.
 * (Lyra):... Seems like a good save.
 * (Sunset): Oh, when it came to getting around their lack of belief in our world, I was excellent at it. I got an account for their alternate currency, by posing as a mentally ill patient to justify my claims of Equestria.
 * (Lyra):... Clever.
 * (Sunset): Yeah, it was.
 * Human Morgana: I'm sure you're a good person on the inside, Ms. Shimmer. I'm sure a lot of us enjoy your stories, heck, it could be good to tell to children. But just stick to things that don't sound like make-believe.
 * Sunset: Sure! I CAN sing a song for you if that's okay.
 * Human Ursula: I'm sure that'd be wonderful.