Lost in Mythos

Lost in Mythos is the 7th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Shell Lodge Squad takes a trip with the Mane 6, Discord, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, The Celestial sisters, Taiku and his friends, Kairi, Riku and Sora's gang to the mythical creature sanctuary of Mythos, after hearing from the High Council that the Mythos Black Market, dispite having killed off The Original President, and capturing Black Tie who became a subiquint replacement, after it's supposed fall concerning Equestia during the time as told in Tallest Talltales, it has somehow been restablished, and it's dealings are worse then ever, and creatures are beginning to be threatened. So it is their mission to find their hideout and stop them. But on the way, a feral dragon attack causes the group to get separated from each other. Discord, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie wind up with part of the Shell Lodgers, Sora, Donald, Goofy, and part of Taiku's gang. The CMCs, Applejack and Rarity wind up with Riku, Alice and other groups of the Shell Lodge and Taiku's gang. And finally, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Spike, and Taiku wind up with Kairi, and the remaining Shell Lodgers and Taiku's friends. Keeping in their guts the knowledge that being stranded in Mythos is dangerous, each of the 3 groups need to find a way back to each other, and at the same time, stop the Black Market from making anymore smuggles. Little do they know is that the Villain League's own Clayton and Dr. Blowhole are behind the sudden return of the market and are dealing for some of the rarest mythological creatures for untold power. The 3 separate groups wind up facing horrible obstacles in their way. They discover 3 different Mythosian human villages which are facing serious problems thanks to the Black Market. Celestia's group discovers the grassy Detinguou Village, which is being ruled by an evil troll lord named Lord Grunde, who is hunting and smuggling enfields to the Black Market. Alice's group finds the mountainous Yiinho Village, where a harpy army ruled by a voracious speed flyer and griving mother, named Lady Nusteo smuggles phoenixes for the Black Market. And Discord's group find the oceanic Goosorigath Village, which is infested with golems (the weird frog people like Smegel from LOTRs) and a well meaning but dangeriously xenophobic leader named Master Zgork that are smuggling sea lions and Sirenish Mermaids for the Black Market. There has been claims of a heroic Mythosian warrior named Master Aonos who has been protecting Mythos for years and even the High Council doesn't know too dreadfully well about him. All 3 groups decide to find him at his unknown location of the Tree of Trionus, and ask him to help defeat the new Black Market President. Will they find him and succeed? Who is the New Black Market President? And will Clayton and Blowhole gain their trade? And will the heroes survive another visit from the siren from the Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo?

(This song will be played in the climax because it does seem to fit a bit)

Celestia's Group:
Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Gary Skalesworth, Kairi, Edgar the Ice Dragon, Claude and Molly the Sprites, James and Eddy the Two-Headed Dragon, Gwen the Gothy Harpy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Team Alex, Bagheera, Mushu, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Batty, Fidget, Mr. Dodo, White Rabbit, Bill the Lizard, B.O.B, Missing Link, Dr. Cockroach, Merlin, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Trixie.

Adversary : Lord Grunde

Princess Alice's Group:
Princess Alice, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Applejack, Rarity, Riku, Dan the Minotaur, Jimmy the Red Dragon, Murray the Green Dragon, Amy the Cheerleading Centaur, Alan the Goblin, Stu the Ogre, Phil the Troll, Courtney the Giant, Jess the Nerdy Gorgon, Louis the Dragon, Mr. Krabs, The Hyenas, Kaa, Po, Shifu, The Penguins, The Digimon Group, Max the Cat, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Thundera, Lucky Jack, Insectasaurus, Phil, Dodger's Gang, The Thief, Savio, Chi-Fu, Djon, Peng, Lian.

Adversary: Lady Nusteo

Discord's Group:
Discord, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Boy Sora, Donald, Goofy, Griffith the Shapeshifting Elf, Godfry the Mini Hydra, Julie the Mermaid, Sid the Wyvern Dragon, Russel the Minotaur, Sandy, Baloo, Icky, Iago, The Furious Five, Sir Hiss, Sam and Max, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Lola, Ed, March Hare, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Devon and Cornwall, Ginormica, Lord Shen, Boss Wolf, Trigger and Nutsy, Pain and Panic, Creeper, Gilda, Miguel, Tulio.

Adversary: Master Zgork

Transcript
Intro Theme (Final Fantasy 8 Intro Music)

Chapter 1: The New Black Market President
A Dark Area
 * (Chronicler): (Narrating as images of a world are seen as it's scenery depicts mythological creatures inhabiting it) Ability may get you to the top, but it's character that will keep you there. Abraham Lincoln, 19th Century AD. The UUniverses have always been filled with surprises. While some are focused on science, and others are focused on magic, these worlds will always remain in peace as long as these two are fairly balanced. But sometimes, an example of these two things conflicting is why we had used a certain world as a sanctuary for various kinds of mythological wildlife. This particular world is known as Mythos. The world was rich in raw magical powers that allowed the animals here to turn into what you know as griffins, elves, fairies, sirens, and other well-known creatures of myth. When the Second Cartoonian War began, we had a major battle on this world to protect it's magical energy crystals from the forces of the Darkspawn, especially from a single Darkspawn lord that wanted to use these crystals for reasons still unknown today. Luckily, with the help of an lesser-known hero, we were able to stop the attack, and this hero's crystals were able to aid on the banishment of all Darkspawn in the UUniverses...or so we thought. It turns out Skullian Prime was still crawling with Darkspawn soldiers, and possibly even a few Darkspawn lords that have escaped in the dust as it settled. Even today, no signs have ever been made about this Darkspawn lord, but some, including me and the High Council, still believe that he is out there, possibly aiming to get his hands on these crystals once again. That is where one of our most trusted heroes come in....

(This song plays as Orcs and Griffins are seen already at work in the Mythos Black Market and construction work is seen. The title appears as the Song finishes up!
 * As the song goes, Three Figures walked in, came to a 4th figure, and bowed in respect.
 * Biggest Figure: "We have commited to what you had asked for, Speaker of the president. You can expect to see your new shipment of creatures soon."
 * Winged Figure: "Now we wish to be empowered with things we need to seek justice on the filthy humans."
 * Crawling Figure: "And once so, our people and lands be free of the blight of humans."
 * The Song uptempos as a hunched figure approuches them.
 * ???: "These will please the president well. As his speaker, I'll see to it that no more threats will come to your lands ever again, and you all will be, espeically rewarded soon. Soon, Mythos, shall become a much, more, interesting place when the president is done with."
 * The Figure laughs as a face with a popped out eye is seen laughing as the theme climaxes!

Chapter 2: Another Adventure Awaits
Dragon Temple. Inside the Temple. Briefing Room In space. Space. Outside the van. Back in Van In the sky of Mythos. Island Areas Mountainous Area Savanna Area
 * Two Swamp kids are playing with Shell Louger toys!
 * Swamp Kid with a Mang action Figure: "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? I AM THE EVIL MANG?! FEAR ME AND MY EXTRA HEADS?!"
 * Swamp Kid with a Spyro: "NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, MANG COBRA?!"
 * Swamp kid 1: "Grr! You will rue the day you interfeared with me!"
 * Swamp Kid 2: "Heroes never regret doing what is right, Mang!"
 * Sounds are heard in the temple.
 * Swamp Kid 1: "Whoa.... I bet something cool is happening in there right now."
 * Peng: "I can't believe he's actselly gonna do it!?"
 * Lian: "I don't believe what I am seeing!?"
 * Icky: "HE'S GONNA BURST IF HE CONTINUES!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Come on, Panda, your better then that!"
 * Po: "296, (bites down on a burger), 297, (bites down another burger), 298, (bites down on a burger) 299, (chomps down on a Whopper) 300?!"
 * Lougers cheer!
 * Mantis: "OH YOU ANIMAL!? YOU FIT 300 BURGERS INTO YOUR MOUTH, WITH THE FINAL ONE BEING A WHOPPER?!"
 * Icky: "DUDE, I COULD TURN YOUR MOUTH, INTO A GARAGE!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Your appitight for food never fails to amaze me, Panda. Allow me to give you a congratutory pat on the back."
 * Crane: "Uh, Shen, I would advise against that! You pat his back, then-"
 * Lord Shen: (Pats Po, and he spits all the burgers out as they splat all over the group, and it doesn't stop until 20 seconds)...
 * Sandy: Dad gum! I mean, I knew he could fit 40 peaches in his mouth, but 300 freaking burgers? I thought that was physically impossible! Wow, Po, you have the mouth of a hamster!
 * Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN! GUYS!! MASTER SHIFU WANTS US IN THE BRIEFING ROOM! IT'S URGENT!! I--(Sees all the burger slime all over the room)...Wow, did the panda lose his lunch again?
 * Mantis: You might say that.
 * Tigress: Well, let's get going to the briefing room. Looks like we're up for another mission.
 * Donkey: Alright, that's what I like to hear! SpongeBob, Donkey, and the Shell Lodge on another whirlwind adventure!
 * Shifu: (Meditating peacefully)...Inner peace...Inner peace...(Suddenly, crashing was heard)
 * Lord Shen: AW, NO, MY GOOD PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA!!! F***** F***ITY F*** F*** SAUCE!!!
 * Po: Sorry! (Shifu sighs as the Lodgers enter the room and sit in the arranged seats, and the last one to come out is Po, who falls down the stairs right into the front of the room right next to Shifu)...Alright, Master Shifu! What've we got this time? Bandits? Pirates? A high-tech robbery? Whatever it is, we will take them down, because I am in a mood! I have to get something done, you know what I mean--(Shifu raises his hand up to silence Po)...
 * Shifu:...I'm afraid, this mission is much more serious than a high-tech robbery. It appears that the Mythosian Black Market has mysteriously been reestablished. (The Lodgers gasped)
 * Icky: "Wait, but didn't Skaleskin died? And we KNOW Black Tie's a cripple now, so how did the mythos black market came back?"
 * Ignitus came in.
 * Ignitus: "A new dark force appeared in the planet and rounded up the orcs and griffins in service to the market before and re-established it. This new Black Market threatens to be even more dangerious and troublesome then before!"
 * Iago: "How so?"
 * Ignitus: ".... There are claims that the leage may be respondsable for it. Leager ships were headed there."
 * Icky: "Aw what?! Why would the leage risk another Celestia whooping for Mang after the recent mess we went through?"
 * Skipper: "Want to bet someone put them up to it?"
 * Cynder: "Could it be possable this is more the work of the Mafia Allience again?"
 * Cyril: "That's what you need to find out. This secduled trip to Mythos with Celestia, the Main 6 and Twilight's mythic creature friends may provide an oppertunity to find this out."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh bother. I was hoping to come to Mythos to relax, not deal with another villain's idiotcy."
 * Lian: "But hey, at least we get to see the scenes, AND take actions and names!"
 * Ignitus: "Now, in 4 hours till the equestians arrived, you must prepare for another mission. But be on caution. Mythos has a reputation of being, very tourest unfriendly. It's somewhat still a wild planet thanks to lack of strong civilisation influences and the presence of dangerious beasts."
 * Icky: "No shit when it became the dumping ground for mythic creatures that caused trouble for socity in the past."
 * Spyro: "We'll be ready to deal with this problem."
 * Trixie: "Oh, bother. Another day, another series of troublesome events."
 * The Equestians arrived after 4 hours.
 * Scootaloo: "I so look forword to see what Mythos is like."
 * Taiku: "And I look forword to hang with Twily again after a long awhile, right guys?"
 * Godfry: "Taiku my man, I can't even tell ya how I'm gonna look forword to this!"
 * Jess: "I even have my snakes combed for the occation."
 * Rarity: "I can only igmagine the charm and rustic culture of Mythos socity. And I would love the oppertunity to introduse modern fastion to them! Oh it's a same it turned from a peaceful trip to a mission to stop a suddenly brought back Mythos Black Market."
 * Applejack: "There may be a chance half of them might not even speak english anyway sugercube, let alone very good english. I hear talk that Mythos is abit of a wild world. Wilder then the Wild Appolosia of old."
 * Fluttershy: Well, I don't think it matters as long as we can defend ourselves.
 * Celestia: I must warn you, Fluttershy, that your skills in communicating with animals won't usually be of help to us. Some of the creatures here prefer to avoid attention and just focus on what they want to do. While it may be considered a beautiful place, you must remember that it can be too dangerous.
 * Twilight: Yeah, even I can't bother to go there by myself. Creatures there are often hostile no matter what. They're just not used to other-worldly beings like us.
 * Fluttershy: I don't know.
 * Taiku: We're just saying, that's all.
 * ???: Hey, guys! (The Lodgers arrive)
 * Patrick: I'm confused, why did we invite these guys on our mission?
 * Lord Shen: Well, Celestia promised the Mane 6 that they would get the chance to visit Mythos eventually. So it's now or never, I suppose.
 * SpongeBob: You guys know what we're going there to do, right?
 * Rainbow Dash: Do we ever? You guys need to stop a mysterious resurrection of the Mythosian Black Market. We're only here because not only will it be a good trip, but you might not last a second without us.
 * Gary Skalesworth: Yeah. I've only been around you guys for almost a year, and even I'm excited to go on an adventure with you.
 * Twilight: Thank Sunset for bringing you back.
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Celestia: What?
 * Lord Shen: You didn't invite...'him'...to this little trip, did you?
 * Luna: Him who?
 * Lord Shen: Starts and ends with a 'D'? 7 letters, 2 syllables? You didn't invite HIM here?
 * Puss: Aye carumba! Not this again!
 * Donkey: Oh, you mean Discord?
 * Lord Shen: SSSHHH!!! He could pop out at any moment and--
 * ???: Sorry I'm late, everypony! (Lord Shen sighs as Discord appears with briefcases and trip utensils)
 * Discord: I had a few things to pack so we can get started with this trip.
 * Fluttershy: Discord, we aren't going to a resort. We're just going to Mythos.
 * Discord: Of course you are, I'm just screwing around with you. (Makes everything disappear)
 * Lord Shen: You just HAD to say it, didn't you?
 * Fluttershy: I invited him, Shen, so be nice for once, okay?
 * Lord Shen: Sure, we NEVER have an adventure without him.
 * Peng: The last one never had him.
 * Lord Shen: Oh...right.
 * Discord: Yeah, I was too busy accompanying my parents in a business trip to the griffin homeland. Had a little problem with some Draconequui children accidentally leading a Manitcore into a Griffion Embessy. Not very pretty.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Curse my sympathy for kids causing horrible accidents. Very well, he can come. But no monkeying around!
 * Monkey: HEY!
 * Discord: (Turns into a monkey) Oh, I wouldn't count on it, buddy!
 * Icky: (Scoffs and stops as Lord Shen looks at him)
 * Celestia: Well, I guess it's time we get moving.
 * Spyro: Indeed. That black market isn't going to stop itself. (They drive their van off into hyperdrive)
 * The Van was flying through space.
 * Pinkie: "600 bottles of chocolate milk on the wall, 600 bottles of chocolate milk, you take one down, pass it around, 599 bottles of-"
 * Squidward: "SHUT YOUR HALFWIT PIEHOLE?!"
 * Icky: "Gees Squidward, I know that clished traveling song gets grating on the ears, but you didn't had to shout like Shen on his bad mood streaks."
 * Skipper: "So, Kolwalski. What's the history behind this, "Mythos" place. I hear talk it's more then just a dumping ground of mythic critters."
 * Kowalski: (Turns on a computer)...Well, it's actually just an animal sanctuary for mythological creatures. Every known mythological creature known in the UUniverses thrives there. It says that it has been around since the First Cartoonian War, which, while it doesn't have enough knowledge about the details, it's said that a huge battle there have caused this world's core to become channeled with magical energy which are found on it's many rainbow-colored crystals which the Mythosians have called 'Illunos Crystals'.
 * Skipper: Wait a minute, Mythosians?
 * Kowalski: Well, of course. And that doesn't just include the human-like mythological creatures that are described as 'Homu'biars'.
 * Applebloom: Homu-what now?
 * Kowalski: It's a Mythosian word that describes human-based mythological creatures, you know, like centaurs, mermaids, satyrs, fairies, the list goes on. Anyway, the world was also populated by humans. Some of them being in tribes. And to one who sees them for the first time, you'd think they looked like aliens because of their purple or sand-blue coloration. But that's because their skin color changed in pigment as the result of the exposure to the energy of the Illunos Crystals. They do speak English, but this world does have it's own language. Cities rarely exist on this world because of the fact that only 60.38% of Mythos remains undiscovered.
 * Sid the Wyvern: Probably because of the danger.
 * Kowalski: Correct. When visiting this place, do expect to hear different kind of words, because the Mythosian language has created a lot of them.
 * Skipper: Oh, how perfect, people who speak gibberish words that I can't possibly understand. That's gonna be a problem.
 * Kowalski: Relax, Skipper! We're just going to land in one of the many cities in a spaceport. It's gonna take a while for us to land since there's a few of them, so as long as we keep to a steady landing course, we'll be fine.
 * Applebloom: "So, how far is Mythos anyway?"
 * Icky: "Shouldn't be too far."
 * Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. Only one lightyear left. We should be there in about 6 minutes. So you might wanna get ready.
 * Private: Uh...can you explain why the Crusaders are here?
 * Rarity: Well, my parents left me in charge of Sweetie Belle while they're off for a couple of days.
 * Sweetie Belle: And when I go...
 * All CMCs: WE ALL GO!
 * Applejack: Trust me, I tried to convince them out of it, but they said they had nothin' better to do.
 * Applebloom: Yeah, we can't be who we are when one of ours is gone on an exciting mission.
 * Applejack: Don't you think we brought you here because you wanna get yer' cutie marks out of it. You ain't gonna be leaving out sights for the remainder of this trip. It's much too dangerous to be alone on Mythos.
 * Scootaloo: (Scoffs) I laugh at the face of danger.
 * Shenzi: Let's see what you have to say about that when a giant goes 'fee-fi-fo-fum' on your bums! You'd all be more of cowards than Trixie.
 * Trixie: I AM NOT A COWARD!!!
 * Shenzi: Uh, yeah you are, lady! If not, you'd have that Ursa Minor's head as a trophy in your room.
 * Twilight: Actually, we don't believe in using animal heads as trophies in Equestria. Especially since there's more than one sentient being there.
 * Shenzi: Oh.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, I guess we're here. (They see a planet)
 * Marty: Mythos.
 * Tulio: Wait, I thought that name was familiar, wasn't this where they dumped that siren that tried to seduce me, Miguel, and the male Digidestined into freeing her?
 * Izzy: Oh, it's a big world, there's no chance that we'll ever bump into HER again.
 * Tulio: I sure hope not.
 * Icky: "Ok, for safety reasons. Everyone put on their Harpy repelent sprey."
 * Gwen: "AHEM!? You guys know I'M a Harpy, right?"
 * Icky: "..... Really? I thought you were an anthrogamorthic hawk woman. Harpys are not usualy known to actselly have bird beaks. In fact, this harpy bitch by the name of Martha had a human face."
 * Gwen: "Obviously no one harpy is alike, genius."
 * Icky: ".... Ok, scratch the repelent, and hope to god you don't encounter wild harpies there."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, I am going to lay down some ground rules."
 * Pinkie: "But we're in space."
 * Patrick: "Yeah, so shouldn't we be given some space rules?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... (Sarcasticly) Oh gee, silly me. Thank thy for correcting my gross error in judgement."
 * Patrick: "Your welcome."
 * Lord Shen's voice: "(As the van started to shake) IDIOTS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "THIS IS A KIND OF MISSION THAT HAS NO ROOM, FOR IDIOTCY!? Now, back to my, rules. When we are in the planet, we are to obey these simple rules. Rule number 1: No littering in the planet. Leave ALL garbage in the Van."
 * Po saw his dumpling wrappers everywhere.
 * Po: "Noted."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, rule number 2: DO NOT, take any flora or fauna back with you after we completed the mission! That means YOU, Fluttershy, when you BRILLIENTLY desided you wanted to make a pet out the velosiraptors from Aladar's world when we were doing a mission there."
 * Fluttershy: "Sorry. I at least made Sparky well behaved."
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 3, NO INTRODUSING ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO THE NATIVES?! I don't want anyone get mistaken for a god over having a gizmo that impressed them.... Like, how Icky did when we were in the planet of the Gundrop people."
 * Icky: "OH COME ON, I THOUGHT THEY JUST THOUGHT MY IPOD WAS COOL!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THEY WORSHIPPED ME LIKE I WAS GOD?!'
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 4, don't interfear with the problems of the natives UNLESS it concerns the problem of our mission. We wish to avoid a repeat of, the Ham-Dam fiasco when the last time Spyro refused to do an unrelated task, or at first was unrelated, concerning a leopard."
 * Spyro: "Oh good, cause I do not wanna end up meeting the McFluffy's of the planet!"
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 5: No, talking about our mission to strangers! At least not until WE'RE SURE, they're not sided to the problem at hand. We should avoid future Shifu/Fidget fiascos."
 * Fidget: "Amen brother."
 * Lord Shen: "And most of all.... Rule Number 6..... Absolutely, Positively, Most Assuringly, INDEFFENTLY, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, SEPERATE FROM THE GROUP!? The last thing we should avoid is making it easier for our enemies to beat us no problem. Our priority is to try and find eachother as soon as possable. So, I lined out three planetary landmarks for us to meet in: The Highest Mountiains in the Lortbart area, the lake of Dathora, and a legendary tree called, Trionus. Now, any questions?"
 * Patrick: "Is mayonesse, an instrament?"
 * Lord Shen: No, Patrick, it is not! (Patrick raises his hand) And neither is horse radish. (Patrick puts his hand down) Seriously, where did that come from?
 * Squidward: Don't ask, the answer would make him stupid.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, I guess we have the rules down, correct? (Everyone nods 'yes') Good. We don't need anymore trouble going on with these adventures, and I will NOT tolerate that crap. Now then, Mr. Dodo, land us on the planet.
 * Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said. (They travel towards Mythos)
 * The Van flies through the skies of Mythos.
 * Rarity: "Darlings, it's even better then I imagine. Look how beautiful the place is."
 * Fluttershy is incrisingly unsure.
 * Twilight: ".... Fluttershy, what's wrong?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Remember when I mentioned that Pred told me stories about Mythos?"
 * Twilight: ".... Your still afraid of that, huh?"
 * Fluttershy: "Worse. I feel like as if I shouldn't've come here!"
 * Icky: "Aw gees, Fluttershy, your pussing out on us again? Come on, it's not like we're gonna be attacked by a flock of wild dragons or anything."
 * Boss Wolf: (Roaring was heard)...What was that?
 * Icky: (Sighs) I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * Fluttershy: (Gulps) That sounded like...(They see some dragons chasing them)
 * Trixie: (Screams) DRAGOOOOONS!!!
 * White Rabbit: And they don't look like the friendly type, either.
 * Lord Shen: PREPARE FOR DEFENSIVE ACTION!!!
 * Mr. Dodo: Right as rain! (Turns around and fires the laser cannons at the dragons as they dodge it)
 * Devon: Oh, boy! I recognize these kinds of dragons. They're the ones from our homeland in Camelot. Not very friendly creatures when you catch our drift.
 * Cornwall: Not to mention very agile and strategic.
 * Lord Shen: We'll see about that! EVASIVE ACTION!! (The van flies in several maneuvers to get away from the dragons, but one of them manages to scratch the hull of the van)
 * Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE, OUR HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED!!!
 * Discord: "Oh relax, I can fix it in the blink of an-" (The dragons then ram into the van, knocking him into a wall where he is knocked unconscious)
 * Cynder: Looks like me and Spyro will have to deal with this. (They exit the van, and face the dragons)
 * Spyro: ALRIGHT, YOU BULLIES! I'M NOT AFRAID TO ATTACK ONE OF MY OWN KIND, SO YOU'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM US, OR WE'LL- (One of the dragons lashes at him with it's tail, causing him to crush part of the van, disabling part of the thrusters)
 * Mr. Dodo: AW, CRAP!!! OUR THRUSTERS ARE DAMAGED!!!
 * Spyro: Alright, you asked for it! (Breathes fire at the dragons as they dodge and do the same thing, causing the van to partially burn)
 * Devon: FIRE!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAHH, ME PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!! ME UNDERWEAR'S ON FIRE!! I'M ON FIRE!!! (DIVES INTO A WOODEN CRATE OF WATER) Ohhhh yeah.
 * Rainbow Dash: Quick, we need to put out this fire before- (Part of the van falls apart, and the rest of the van slowly does the same thing)
 * Cynder: THEY'RE TEARING UP THE VAN!! (The dragons begin attacking one at a time roaring) LET THEM GO!! (Turns into Avatar Cynder, and attacks one of the dragons, but it manages to bite one of her wings) AARRGGHH!! MY WING!!!
 * Spyro: CYNDER!! (Cynder changes back to normal, and Spyro manages to grab her and save her)
 * Cynder: Oh, no! The van! (The van continues to fall apart as it splits in three, with 3 groups being separated)
 * Spyro: THE VAN IS FALLING APART!!!
 * Merlin: (Tries magically repairing the van, but he is suddenly knocked unconscious by a piece of debris)
 * Skipper: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!! (The dragons each follow each landing area of the three parts, and Spyro carries Cynder to one of them after trying to decide which one to protect, and from the sky, the impacts are seen)
 * Boy Sora: (The group recovers, and finds that they landed on a beach, some of the group surfacing from the ocean for air) HOLY KEYHOLES, WE'RE STILL ALIVE!!
 * Brandy: Okay, we've crashed and we've been separated from part of the group. Can it get any worse?
 * Lola Boa: Yes! THAT! (They see the dragons attacking, and most of the group screams, and tries to find cover)
 * Tigress: WE HAVE TO LOSE THEM!!
 * Sir Hiss: "LEAVE US ALONE, YOU BRUTES?!"
 * Icky: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!?"
 * Suddenly, a Giant Dragon-Bull Frog appeared and started to eat the wild dragons!
 * Pinkie: "HURRAY!? THE GIANT FROG DRAGON SAVED US!?" (Suddenly, the Dragon Frog looks at them angrily)
 * Rainbow Dash: You gotta be kidding me! (The Dragon Frog attacks them as they run away)
 * Fluttershy: (Gets scared for a while until she decides to use the Stare on the Dragon Frog) STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, YOU BULLY!! YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH FOOD TO SATISFY YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?!? SO WHY ATTACK US?!?...(The Dragon Frog nervously leaves them alone)..(The Dragon Frog takes a brief look and croaks)...I think it wants us to leave.
 * Godfry: Well, great! Anywhere is better than this death trap! (The group leaves)
 * Princess Alice: (Her head is stuck in the snowy ground) MMPPHH!! MMPPPHHHHH!!!
 * Kowalski:...How the heck did we survive a fall like THAT?!? (The dragon roars are heard)
 * Lian: Uh, I think that'll have to wait until we've escaped those beasts. (They try to get away from the one dragon, and they make it into a cave that is too small for the dragon to enter, leaving it to try and claw it's way inside)
 * Applebloom: HELP ME, GRANNY, HELP ME!!! I WANT MY BLANKEE, I WANT MY BLANKEE!!!
 * Shenzi: I'd hate to say I told you so! Oh, what am I saying, that's a lie! I TOLD YOU SO!! (Applebloom kicks her in the leg) OWCH!!...I probably deserved that.
 * Courtney: At least that monster can't get us in here. (Suddenly, bird-like eyes appear behind them)...
 * Stu:...We're not alone, are we? (They turn around to see a silhouetted creature screeching at them, and they get out of the way as the creature, revealed to be a Snow Roc like the one from DreamWorks Sinbad, comes out of the cave and attacks the dragon, resulting in a violent battle, and their distraction allows the group to retreat from the both of them, and manages to get far enough from them when the battle is finished when the Roc kills the dragon, and begins eating it's carcass)
 * Po: That was AWESOME!! Let's do it again!
 * Thundra: I'd rather not! I say we get out of here before we are turned into a midnight snack for that giant Roc in the off chance that stupid dragon wasn't filling enough! (The group escapes as the Roc screeches in victory)
 * SpongeBob: (Recovers from the crash) Squidward, what happened?
 * Squidward: What does it look like happened? We just crashed in the middle of nowhere!
 * Shrek: It gets worse! LOOK! (The last 2 dragons appear attacking as the group screams until a fiery blast knocks one of the dragons out of balance, and that dragon knocks the other dragon off-balance, and the two crash to the ground. The group is surprised and find that it was Spyro who made that blast, and was still carrying an injured Cynder)
 * Spyro: Guys, take Cynder! (Hands them Cynder as they get her to safety, and Spyro manages to face the other 2 dragons as they recover) You are in big trouble now, you big jerks! You do realize that your world is in trouble, and you just crashed your only means to be sa- (The dragons pin him down with their claws) OOF!! (Tries struggling to break free, but the dragons' grip is too powerful, and they roar in his face) UHHGH, WHAT DID YOU TWO EAT?!?
 * Twilight: SPYRO!?
 * Cynder: ".... Now they done it...."
 * Cynder turns into Inner Avatar Cynder, comes to the dragons and was proven to be much bigger then them, scaring the beasts into coming off of Spyro.
 * Inner Avatar Cynder: "As I said before, LEAVE US ALONE AND ALLOW US TO SAVE YOUR HOME FROM THE MYTHOS BLACK MARKET, OR SUFFER MY WRATH!?"
 * The two wild dragons began to slowly back away like cowerds, but then, a giant jar traps the two final dragons, reveiling to be belonging to a giant 12-year-old.
 * Giant Boy: "Oh cool! Hey Johnny, check this out!"
 * Another Giant Boy appeared, who was Johnny.
 * Johnny: "You caught some fine spesifmens of the Camelotian Dragons of the Dragon wasteland area. A spieces that breeds like dragon-rabbits. And dad said they're good eating. They taste like dragon chickens. You just scored us lunch, Elliot."
 * Elliot: "Score! Now let's bring out the Giant Scout's handbook and cook them som bitches up!"
 * The Two Giant Boys left, never having noticed the Heroes.
 * Spyro: "Hmmp! Serves those dragons right! Now they're the ones that're gonna be lunch."
 * Twilight: "Can we even be sure those kids can handle those beasts?"
 * Taiku: They're giants, of course they can handle them. Their hides are as tough as steel, even for a Camelotian dragon.
 * Cynder: (Changes back to normal) Well, at least those monsters are gone.
 * Celestia: Now I think the real question is... Where are we?
 * Taiku I have no clue. It looks to me like Mythos is more of an African plain.
 * Luna: Mythos ranges in climate like on other worlds. And judging by the fact that the Batarsho Valley is the only place with grasslands, I can assume that's where we are.
 * Spike: What kind of creatures can we find here exactly?
 * Celestia: Lots. Of course, like on other worlds, mythological creatures are well-adapted to certain climates. And considering how this area is hot, I'd say we'll find more dragons.
 * Luna: And I'm afraid we don't have time to list what we can find, because doing that would be like listing all known animals of Earth. It'd just take too long, and even we Alicorns can't bother to do something like that.
 * Squidward: But... But how will we find the others?
 * Patrick: Why don't we just teleport to them?
 * Twilight: We don't know where they are, so we can't teleport to them. If we tried to do it anyway, searching for them would take forever, and we'd end up getting lost.
 * Alex: Then I guess we'll just need to remember what Lord Shen said about this trip.... What were they again?
 * Patrick: I think they were no littering, no taking wildlife, no introducing technology, no interfering with conflicts unless it has to do with the mission, no discussing our mission, and most importantly, no separating from the group. We also need to meet in distinished landmarks when we need to unite again.
 * Spike:... Wow, Patrick, I'm impressed that you would remember those.
 * Patrick: Remember what?
 * Squidward: Saw THAT coming.
 * SpongeBob: How will we find them without magic or transportation?
 * Celestia: "Shen said we'll either meet up in the mountains, the lake, or a tree called Trionus. I prefer Trionus cause it's the giant tree that can be seen from far away."
 * Sparx: "Well let's save ourselves the trouble of having to walk there and teleport right to the giant tree and-"
 * The net lands on the group as oddly colored humans appeared!
 * Alex: ".... I think we found the Mythosian Humans."
 * Hunter leader: "Good job boys. We captured several dragons, a harpy, a unicorn, some sprites, a few animals and..... Alicorns? What a find! The Chief will award us for the capture!"
 * Hunter 1: "A fine pet they'll make for his rambunchious daughters."
 * Hunter Leader: "Ok, load them up."
 * Spike: "...... I once again hate my own kind again.... FOR GETTING US INTO THIS MESS!?"

Chapter 3: Getting Stranded and Captured
Island Area Mountain Areas. Savanna Tribe. Later. Mountain Tribe. Later. Beach Tribe. Later.
 * Icky: WE'RE LOST!!! WE'RE STRANDED!!! STRANDED I TELL YOU!!! NO VAN, NO WAY TO FIND THE OTHERS, AND NO FOOD OR WATER!!!
 * Pinkie: Hey, there's some water right here! (Drinks from it, only to spit it out when realizing it was salty) PLECH!! SEA WATER!!! I should've learned my lesson from when I was stranded at sea thanks to Lord Meanie Cobra.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I just hope that-
 * ???: I know what you're going to say, Shenny boy! (Discord appears) Because I'm still with you.
 * Lord Shen: I was REALLY gonna say, I just hope that the others REMEMBER my rules. Now, let us agree to meet in a location where we can all meet up in. And given the Trionus tree is the giant magical looking tree we all can see in the distence, I vote we pick that.
 * Discord: "Ya know, I could just teleport everyone here since I automaticly know everything with my game breaking magic. It's as simple as one, 2-"
 * Scroopfan's vocie: "I have to stop you here, Discord. Sorry, but the plot forbids it. Your suppose to be seperated in this episode. MSM thought it would've been too easy for you guys to do this sticking togather. So for once, NO PLOT ALTERING!"
 * Discord: "..... Oh, poo. I hate it when I'm not allowed to make things easier for us."
 * Icky: "And that was from the producer that normally THRIVES in altering plots!? He has to pick NOW to play things striaght for once?! Gaoooooooooooooow!? This, cannot, get worse!?"
 * A giant Horseshoe Crab Dragon roses out of the ground roaring!
 * Donald: "Oh nice one, you idiot."
 * Goofy: "Goarsh, what can be worse then a gaint horseshoe crab dragon?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh! I know! An ARMY of Horseshoe Crab Dragons!"
 * More Horseshoe crab dragons rose from the ground.
 * Icky: ".... Pinkie, you moronic, female Patrick."
 * The net lands on the heroes, as the creatures are shown being ridden on by more Mythosian Humans.
 * Crab Rider: "Ok boys, looks like we bagged some weirdo aliens, two pegicious, one, really odd pink horse, a minotaur, another elf, a midget hydra, a wyvern, a weird incest created dragon, a mermiad, and..... (Looks at Discord).... Whatever that's suppose to be. Alright boys, we got a feast ripe for the picking. And if any of them are magical, don't worry, we have a magic-proof net."
 * Crab Rider 2: "Aw yeah! Minotaur Burgers again tonight!"
 * Icky: "Aw crap, they're gonna eat us."
 * The Crab riders drag away our captured heroes.
 * Alice: "So, we're all agreed. We head for the big tree Trionus and meet with the others there. They'll likely to head there as well."
 * Savio: "Good, ka-k-k-k-k-k-k-cause I can't s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stand the cold!?"
 * A horn blowing was heard!
 * Dan: "...... Dude.... Did that sounded like...... A horn, of some kind?"
 * Chi Fu: "Why yes. Almost the kind Vikings would used."
 * Suddenly, they're surrounded by Mythosian Humans in ice tribe attire.
 * Chi Fu: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)?!"
 * Savio: "Oh, wonderful. Savages."
 * Tribe Huntsmen leader: "Hold it right there, you misfited asortment of outsiders, equines and beasts. You are not going anywhere, but our boiling pots! Your meat will keep us feed for weeks. Consider it an honor your contributing to our survivable."
 * Djon: "Uh.... We kinda prefer not to?"
 * The Tribesmen tossed a net over the heroes and trapped them!
 * Tribe Huntsmen Leader: "And don't bother trying to escape! Magic proof nets! Hi-hee?!"
 * The Huntsmen on their dragon yaks began to mush on with their qourry!
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Suddenly, I don't think I want to help this place anymore."
 * Spike: "LET US GO, YOU STUPID SAVAGES!? WE'RE HERE TO HELP THIS WORLD FROM-"
 * Twilight: "Spike, we're not allowed to tell these people what we're here to do. We don't know if they're with the bad guys."
 * Spike: "But they basicly want to eat us, and turn you and the Princesses into pets!"
 * Taiku: "Spike, we can't moraly judge these people for being primitive. Their sense of moraly is not properly defelupted, so at best, they're asentally sentient animals."
 * Spike: "BUT THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO FOOD!? AND TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, AND LUNA INTO PETS!?"
 * Taiku: "Chillax, just let me have a word with thier chief and I am sure to reason with him."
 * The Heroes but Twilight, Celestia, and Luna are in a big cauldron.
 * Taiku: ".... Darn it, my charm didn't work."
 * The Chief was a red mythosian human wearing a skull had and had a rip-bone in his nose.
 * Chief: "The three alicorns will make great pets for my daughters, and the rest of them will have us feed for weeks. Mythos gods and Master Aonos be phriased!"
 * Patrick: "Well, at least they were nice enough to give us a bath first."
 * Squidward: "Blockhead."
 * Celestia: "Please. You need to let us go, we're needed to stop a terrorable evil from harming this place."
 * Chief: "Ha! Chief Redjerk is amused by your silly lies, horsey! You'll make a great pet for my hair-pulling daughters!"
 * Spike: "Ok, NOW can I judge these guys poorly?"
 * Chi Fu: "I DEMAND YOU FREE US AT ONCE, YOU FILTHY SAVAGES!? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE COUNCIL OF THE EMPEROR OF CHINA?!"
 * Louis: "Save it, Mr. Chi Fu. Tribal beings don't have a properly defelupted sense of morals. They're not in control of their way of thinking cause they still have animalistic thoughts."
 * Phil: "Well look who's quick to ignor the fact that THESE FREAKS ARE GONNA EAT US?!"
 * Alice: "Don't worry, I'm a very good princess of dilopicy. I can reason with these guys."
 * The Heroes are tied to a pole over a roaring fire.
 * Alice: "...... If I get out of this, I would so have to re-take my dipollopicy courses."
 * Jess: "This was how my aunt Cladusa went. Through a burning."
 * Savio: "Yeah, but I don't think she was eaten afterwords."
 * A hood wearing Chief is seen laughing.
 * Chief: "A feast worthy of a king. Aonos be phrased."
 * Alice: "Please listen to reason chief, there's a bunch of bad guys that could-"
 * Chief: "SILENCE, HORSEMEAT!? Chief Coldbutt Demands it!"
 * Private laughs!
 * Private: "COLDBUTT!? (LAUGHS!)"
 * Skipper: "Private, not now."
 * Chi Fu: "Now can I judge them?"
 * Icky: "YOU STUPID FUCKERS?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!? WE'RE LITTERALLY YOUR ONLY HELP AGAINST THE VILLAIN LEAGE AND THE RESERECTED MYTHOS BLACK MARKET!?"
 * Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE, DON'T TELL THESE PEOPLE OUR INTENT!? THEY MIGHT BE WITH THE VILLAINS!?"
 * Icky: "WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! THEY'RE GONNA KILL AND EAT US?!"
 * Gilda: "Ick, they're tribal folk. They have no understanding that eating sentients is wrong. They're basicly still like animals."
 * Icky: "They're still gonna kill us."
 * Lord Shen: "Worry not everyone. I shall negosiate ourselfs out of this."
 * The Heroes are hung upside down on display as tribal chefs prepare to start cooking.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Nobody.... Say...... ANYTHING, About this, to Celestia!'
 * A Chief with a giant shell on his head was licking his chops.
 * Chief: "Minotaur burgers, my faverite! Thank you, Aonos! You rock, oh great one."
 * Lola: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT US, (CRIES!?)"
 * Tuilo: "Buddy, you know your gonna eat another human, right?"
 * Chief: "Tecnecally, your an outsider albino. We find albinos to be as expendable as chickens. (Licks chops) And delisious too. (Smacks lips)."
 * Muguel: "(Scoffs in disgust), Have you no shame man? That's cannibalisum?!"
 * Chief: "Hey, ya gotta eat something and someone to survive in this deathtrap. Blame the game, not the gamer."
 * Fluttershy: "Please don't. I have a million pets back home."
 * Chief: "TOUGH BREAK, BITCH?! SO SAID I, CHIEF BEACHBUM!?"
 * Icky: "NOW am I allowed to judge these jerks?"
 * Pinkie: That's the third time we used that joke. You do realize it's gonna get old if we keep-
 * Gilda: SHUT UP! I DIDN'T WANNA SAY IT, BUT SHUT THE F*** UP!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF THAT CRAP WHEN WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO EAT US!!!
 * Pinkie: "Okie Dookie Loki."
 * Gilda groans.

Chapter 4: Triple Trouble in Mythosian Villages
Savanna Meanwhile. Later... Mountainous Area Meanwhile. Secluded Cave Beach Village Sea Cave Area Beach. Back to the cave. Golum village, in a healer's hut. Flashback. Reality. Outside of Golum Village. The Palace of Grunde. Grunde's Throwne room. An explanation later... Dunguin. Outside the palace..
 * Celestia: "Chief Redjerk, listen to reason-"
 * Redjerk: "Don't wanna hear it, you big pile of oushe!"
 * Kairi: What?
 * Spike: Excuse me?
 * Twilight: It's a Mythosian word, I suppose.
 * Taiku: And I'm wishing not to know what it means.
 * Redjerk: SILENCE, FOOLS!! I SHALL NOT TOLERATE ANY EXCUSES!! MY MEN NEED TO EAT AFTER A FREAKING BLACK MARKET STOLE ALL OUR LIVESTOCK FOR SOME LOUSY WEALTH OUSHE!!!
 * Sparx: Will you stop it with the gibberish words?!? It makes you look like an idiot!! (The tribesman gasp)
 * Spyro:... You had to say that, did ya Sparx?
 * Redjerk: BLASPHEMY!!! I WANT THAT DRAGONFLY SACRIFICED FOR INSULTING THE MIGHTY REDJERK!!!
 * Sparx: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOO- (They trap Sparx in a jar as his screams are not audible)
 * Spyro: DON'T HURT HIM!!! (The tribesmen point their spears at him)
 * Spike: Wait, didn't he just say something about 'Black Market' a while ago?
 * Taiku: That means... That means he could be of help to us! CHIEF REDJERK!!! WE KNOW ABOUT THE- (The tribesmen point their spears at him) YAAH!!
 * Redjerk: I said no talking, worm!
 * Spike: "Save it, Taiku. They're not gonna listen."
 * ???: "REDJERK!? REDJERK!?"
 * Chief Redjerk looks at the incoming injured Mythosian Human.
 * Mythos Human: "It's, It's, It's.... Lord Grunde...... He's..... He's launghing another attack!?"
 * Chief Redjerk: "....OUSHE!? TOO SOON?! Men, get the food and my daughters and their pets to a saver location! The rest of you, prepare to fight!?"
 * Before Taiku could say anything, the soldiers drag our heroes away!
 * Tribe Soldiers form a line.
 * Stomps are heard.
 * An army of heavily armored and well-armed trolls are marching torwords the area. They are lead by a familier silluette, that gets reveiled to be a eye-patched troll leader with a spear-like staff of a glowing christail.
 * Redjerk arrives riding on a Warg.
 * Redjerk: "Tribe, give them hell!?"
 * The Tribe charge!
 * Troll Leader: "....... You know what to do, men." (They get out large cannons laced with a large rainbow crystal, and the blast packs more power than Shen's cannons)
 * Redjerk:...Grouff! They've upgraded their cannons with Illunos Crystals!
 * The cannons fire lightning strikes with much stronger force, burning some of the tribesmen to a crisp!?
 * Redjerk: GROAR!! HE'S PICKING OFF MY MEN LIKE THEY WERE MADE OF PAPER!!! Retreat, retreat!?
 * Redjerk attempted to flee, but The Troll Leader zaps Redjerk into nothing but ash.
 * Troll Leader: "..... Finally.... The death of the 5th desendent of the human who took my eye is dead. Now all that is left is the 6th desendent, Shamen Redmerk. Trolls, burn this dump to the ground!?"
 * Taiku: (The group is dragged into a cave far away from the village) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
 * Tribesman: None of your business! You'll stay here until we fight these guys off. (The tribesmen leave)
 * Squidward: WELL, GOOD! I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO TO US!!
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: What? Give me one good reason why they SHOULDN'T die? They're not worth protecting.
 * Marty: Dude, you know nobody deserves to die for such harsh actions! Whatever's goin' on out there, we might need to help them out.
 * Luna:... I'm afraid he's right.
 * Spike: "One problem, even if we DO help them, they're just gonna go back into eating us again, and the Princesses stay as a pets! I doubt these people have delfelupted a sense of gratitude."
 * Luna: We don't need their gratitude. If they don't owe us anything, then that's technically not our problem. We'll just teleport away before they can get a single thought.
 * Claude: Well, good! I don't wanna have anything to do with those alien-skinned idiots, anyway!
 * Taiku: And we might even have a chance to get this mission completed. Perhaps this enemy has something to do with the black market, or among a group respondsable. The tribesmen did say they had problems with something like that.
 * Luna: Exactly! Whoever this 'Lord Grunde' is, he's sure to know something about the problem at hand.
 * Celestia: But sister, what if this 'Lord Grunde' is a very powerful foe? If these Mythosian humans have been struggling to fight him off, what makes you sure we woundn't fail as hard?
 * Luna: Strength and an amount of power hasn't stopped us before. So are we going to go forward with this plan or not?
 * Molly:... Well... How are we supposed to get out of here? This is a magic-proof net.
 * ???: GUYS! (Sparx arrives panting heavily)
 * Sparx: I escaped as soon as the invasion started! I just saw that this crazy eye-patched troll killed Chief Red-Jackass and I gotta say, his buffoons of tribesmen are having a hard time fending them off. Not to mention they said more of that gibberish.
 * Spyro: I don't think that matters, Sparx! Can you get us out of here?
 * Sparx: Well, I'm a bit small for something like that, but I'll see what I can do! (Flies to the net, and tries to use his teeth to open the net, but then it hurts them, leaving a tear to fall down his eye)... GOD, THIS NET IS AS HARD AS CHAIN MAIL!!!
 * Donkey: You think?
 * Twilight: Think of something, Sparx!
 * Sparx: I'm trying, man! C'mon, think! THINK!!!... I got nothing, I really got nothing.
 * FOOSH?!
 * The Village is seen burning wildly!
 * Shounds of shouts and screams are heard!
 * Twilight: "...... Well, darn."
 * Squidward: "Well good riddence."
 * Spongebob: "(Gasp), Squidward!"
 * Squidward: You said that, and I still don't care!
 * Spike: "Ah, like I said. It's not like they would actselly be thankful for us saving their butts anyway. Now can we just get out of here?"
 * Sparx: "Ok, maybe if I just pull a knot-"
 * Sparx pulls on a knot and it comes undone.
 * Spyro: ".... Sparx, I really wished you done that in the first place."
 * Celestia: "It's too late to be of any help to this village. We must move on."
 * Taiku: "But couldn't we at least put out the-"
 * Celestia: "It's too risky to show a possable agent of the Black Market that we're here to present a problem to them. If they have even slight knowledge that we're here, they'll try many efferts to hunt us down and stop us."
 * Taiku: "So, that's it?! We're just, abandoning any survivers to those maniacs!?"
 * Celestia: "I am NOT proud of this disidtion, but risking our lifes to those that don't have strong value for it isn't exactly wise either."
 * Spongebob: "Taiku, it's not something we can help in the moment."
 * Claude: "Yeah! These people are too stupid to understand what morality is, let alone how to be grateful! They would've just tried to turn us to lunch again anyway reguardless of what we did. Alot of people in Mythos are abunch of crazies anyway."
 * Taiku sighs frustraightedly!
 * Taiku: "I can't believe we're abandoning them to evil just because they're not exactly bright! I get it, I know they won't exactly give us a proper thank you, but we could've at least-"
 * Twilight: "Taiku, calm down. The only real hope for those survivers and all of Mythos is if we take down the Black Market of Mythos. It would at least put these attacks to an end."
 * Taiku said nothing and only walked away.
 * Sparx: "Gees.... What's eating Taiku?"
 * Celestia: "Taiku, doesn't take being abandoned kindly. His past is, full of such things."
 * Spike: "Will he get over it?"
 * Celestia: I hope so. Besides, we've got work to do. (They escape as the camera goes back to the burning village as the Troll Leader, Lord Grunde, stared at his work.)
 * Lord Grunde:..... Mother, Father..... Even though your not likely to approve of this, this is for you..... SEARCH FOR ANY SURVIVORS!! CAPTURE ALL THE LIVESTOCK!! And if those fleabag enfields crawling around aren't packaged in 2 minutes, then get your soggs over to my dragon-horse because it's legs are gonna turn them inside-out REAL hard!!! (The other trolls salute, and begin capturing survivors, the livestock, and small enfields (A heraldry creature with the head of a fox, the forelegs of an eagle's talons, the chest of a greyhound, the body of a lion, and the hindquarters and tail of a wolf) as one of them stares terrified at Lord Grunde faces him) I'm sorry it has come to this, you sad little fleabag. But ending the human blight is more impourent then your well-being at the moment.
 * Princess Alice: IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT A PRINCESS?!?
 * Coldbutt: I don't give an oushe about the royalty of other nations. All I care about is the welfare of my tribe, and I will not tolerate any whining from you!
 * Rarity: She was not whining, she was merely complaining. Do you want to hear whining? THIS is whining! OH, THIS WATER IS TOO HOT! YOU ALL LOOK LIKE ALIENS, AND YOU SMELL WORSE THAN YELLOW SNOW! IT'S TOO COLD OUT HERE, AND WE WANNA GO HOME! YOUR LEADER IS A BIG BULLY, AND I DON'T WANNA BE EATEN! WE-
 * Coldbutt: SILENCE!! You're starting to become an annoyance!
 * Applebloom: (The Crusaders give Coldbutt their puppy-dog eyes)...
 * Coldbutt:... (Scootaloo sheds a tear)... Do you really think I'll fall for that obvious trick?
 * Scootaloo: Oh, come on, you can't blame a filly for trying!
 * Banzai: Gee, I'd wonder how he'd react if he came across a puppy? (Loud screeching was heard)
 * Coldbutt: Oh, no! Not her again!
 * Huntsmen: "Sir, what do we do?!"
 * Coldbutt: "..... Get our food out of here!? Take them to the caves and close up the enterence!"
 * The Heroes are taken away.
 * ???: (A group of snow harpies appear from the sky and begin attacking the village) LEAVE NO SURVIVORS BEHIND! AND BRING THEIR DEAD BODIES TO THE CAVE WHERE WE WILL DO TO THEM WHAT THEY DID TO US! AND DON'T FORGET TO COLLECT ALL THEIR LIVESTOCK AND SOME OF THE OTHER CREATURES CRAWLING AROUND FOR THE BLACK MARKET!! (The harpies continue attacking the tribe)
 * Alice: "Wait, did their leader say Black Market?"
 * Huntsmen: "SHUT UP!?"
 * The Huntsmen retreated and escape before they were noticed!
 * Tribe Humans ran around as Harpies attacked from above.
 * Coldbutt carries a spear ready for action!
 * Coldbutt: "Alright, you witch?! I'm ready to end this?! DO YOUR WORSE?!"
 * ???: AS YOU WISH! (A harpy darts to the ground towards Coldbutt, as it slams into Coldbutt and kills him off as seen in the shadow) (Steps on Coldbutt's corpse) And so ends the reign of the descendants of the murderer of my daughter! His body will be my meal, and mine alone! Destroy this puny village and kill any survivors!
 * Harpy #1: I guess you finally got your revenge after all, Lady Nusteo! (The harpy leader, Lady Nusteo, looks at her angrily as she responds with nervousness)
 * Lady Nusteo: My revenge will NEVER end, fool! I exist only to protect my people! And any action I take, no matter how violent, or how "cruel", is for the greater good. There are still other tribes out there that can enter this area. And it is MY job to kill them before they become a threat to any of us, including YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!
 * Harpy #1:...Understood, mam!
 * Lady Nusteo: Now get the job done so we can have ourselves a well-earned banquet of human flesh! (The three harpies salute, and leave to carry out their task)...
 * The Heroes are chained to the wall as two lone Huntsmen guard them.
 * A scout runs in!
 * Scout: "Guys! Coldbutt has been killed, and the harpies has set the village ablaze!? We need to get out of this deathtrap!?"
 * Huntsmen: "Damn it!? In that case, we can't let our food go to waste, let's kill them and save the meat for inbetween trips to get out of here!"
 * Chi-Fu: "I don't think you want to do that! We're..... Poisionious aliens!?"
 * Huntsmen 2: "Aw shit sir, they're poisonious. We can't eat them!?"
 * Huntsmen 1: (Slaps him) Don't fall for their lies, toog-hole! They're just saying that so they won't get eaten. Now let's get started with this killing them and eating them! (They take out some crystal blades that glow in rainbow energy) Any last words?
 * Jimmy: Yeah, GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU F*** ******* *** ***** ****** ****** ****** **** WEASEL!! (Everyone looked at him weird)... Yeah, I said it, so what?
 * Applebloom: You do realize yer' among children, right?
 * Jimmy: Oh, I don't care! I wanted to say that to someone who tried, or tries, to kill us! So once again, GO F*** YOURSELF, AND KISS BY RED DRAGON ASS!!
 * Huntsman 1:... You die first! (The huntsmen focus on him)
 * Jimmy: (Screams like a girl until screeching is heard behind them, and they turn around to see harpies)
 * Huntsman 2: AHHH!! HARPIES!!! RETREAT!!
 * Huntsman 1: THEY'VE GOT US CORNERED, IDIOT!!! (The three scream as the harpies kill them off-camera, the group seeing this in disgust as blood stains the walls)
 * Scootaloo: I so wish I wasn't seeing this!
 * Rarity/Applejack: THEN DON'T!!! (The harpies suddenly notice them)...
 * Kaa: Uh...hello?
 * Harpy 1: ".... Uh, sister? What should we do with them?"
 * Harpy 2: "Leave them. I doubt they're an actual threat to us."
 * The Harpies leave.
 * Jimmy: "Whew..... They only wanted to kill those stupid tribal dipshits."
 * Alice: "Good. All the more time to get out of here."
 * Applebloom: "You know how to get us out of here?"
 * Alice: (Uses her tail to pick the locks on her chains, and frees herself, then grabs the keys that were dropped by one of the huntsmen, and uses them to free the others) Alright, we're free, let's get out of here. (The group exits the cave unnoticed by the other harpies)
 * Applebloom: Uh, guys? Is it me, or are these harpies carrying away... Phoenix eggs? (The group stopped at those words, and saw that the harpies were raiding phoenix nests, capturing phoenix eggs and their mothers, and carrying them away)...You think they're involved in the Black Market we was s'posed to stop?
 * Phil Troll: Maybe they do.
 * Phil: Well, I think these guys may lead us to where we need to go. But I think it's wise to get the hell out of here before they see us as a threat. (The group does that)
 * Fluttershy was crying!
 * Beachbum: "OH GREAT PILES OF OUSHE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I HATE HAVING FOOD THAT CRIES!?"
 * Icky: "How's about you guys try NOT EATING US!?"
 * Beachbum: "BETTER IDEA?!"
 * Beachbum grabs Fluttershy and walks off.
 * Beachbum: "I'll take her to the ocean and drown her!"
 * Beachbum laughs maniacly!
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOU'D BETTER LEAVE FLUTTERSHY ALONE, YOU CREEP!?"
 * Beachbum left with Fluttershy crying!
 * Icky: "DICK?!"
 * Beachbum stood over the shorce of the beach.
 * Beachbum: "Get ready to drown, you stupid horse!?"
 * ???: "Filthy savage."
 * Beachbum gasped as he sees a bunch of weird frog people climbing out of the water on top of works.
 * A leader in a brown clothing climbed out.
 * Leader: "Have you no shame? Or a sense of respect for females? Oh what I kidding? You don't even respect your own women unless they have a higher tribal status, so really, I shouldn't be surprised your like this."
 * Beachbum: "Zgork?! The annoying little whiney frogman who keeps complaining about us "attracting predators"!? I keep telling you it's not our tribe's fault! They just happen to be here?!"
 * Zgork: "Well, let's study the problem with that claim. We never had to deal with our predators before you lot arrived and started attracting them by swiming like an injured animal. It's endangering my people, our way of life, and quick frankly, it's downright rude. I am gonna be a gentlemen again and give you one last chance to take your people somewhere our the predators won't be a bother to us again."
 * Leader wispers something to a warrior: "Get the other foods out of here. The rest of us got this."
 * The Warrior left.
 * Beachbum: "I have but one thing to say..... GO EAT OUSHE, FROGGY!?"
 * The Crab Riders appeared on the Dragon Horseshoe crabs!
 * Zgork: "(Sigh), And people say I'm not trying to be diplomatic."
 * Zgork brought out two rainbow glowing daggers, and caused a tidal wave monster that devours the crab riders!
 * Beachbum: "...... (Gulp)............ Uh..... Zgork, your obviously a reasonable golum, uh, you obviously are just trying to tell my tribe to go somewhere else. And, now, I am now much more happy to obliged. How's about, I give you this, yellow pegicious, and, let me live, and in return, I'll tell my tribe we're going somewhere else now."
 * Zgork: ".... Put down the poor thing first."
 * Beachbum places down Fluttershy.
 * Beachbum: "There, I did what you asked. Now, about the deal-"
 * Arrows with Sea-Shell tips hit Beachbum in many areas!
 * Zgork: "You had your chance to leave while my people's blood wasn't spilt by predators!? Now, your a bloodshed too late."
 * Beachbum dropped to the floor.
 * Fluttershy was scared, and curled in a scared position.
 * Zgork realised he trumatised Fluttershy and quickly attempted to make amends.
 * Zgork: "Young miss, I'm, I'm sorry you had to see that. You need to understand. That ignorent tyrant and his tribe of terrorable swimmers were attracting predatory beasts that were hurting my people. He long lost his chance to be reasonable, and I am only giving poetic justice. I promise to release you and any unlucky friends you have back outside so you can find a city to be safe in. I promise harm only comes to these evil selfish savages. You, you just need to trust me young miss."
 * Fluttershy: "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please don't hurt me!"
 * Zgork: "Please, young miss. Hurting you is the last thing I would want. I mean, I just saved you from becoming another victim of Beachbum.... Surely, your aware of that..."
 * Fluttershy, began to shyfully approuch Zgork.
 * Zgork: "There, there, Child. Your in safe hands. Men, search the entire village and the surrounding area for anything not normal to Mythos. I have a safe bet these are very unlucky visitors. Harm ONLY the humans assumingly NOT tied to the visitors. Ya know, Albinos."
 * Golums: "Sir!"
 * The Golums went back to the water.
 * Zgork: "Come back to the village with me, young miss. We'll be safe from retailiating savages. By the way, what do you call yourself?"
 * Fluttershy wimpers.
 * Zgork: ".... I see I may have to wait on that... Very well. Come with me back to the village. Your friends are sure to catch up. The fastest way to return to our village on the far side of the island is through swimming."
 * Golem #1: How can you be sure she can breathe underwater, sir?
 * Zgork: She can! She's a merpony. An Equestrian merpony. I can tell a merpony by heart. Now let us move. I--(He suddenly sees that Fluttershy is gone, and running away) WAIT!! COME BACK!!! (Runs after her)
 * Warrior: (They reach a secluded sea cave where several small grindylows are seen swimming across the waters of the cave, and the Warriors hang them above the water) Are you sure this will work?
 * Warrior #2: Of course. If they even try to escape, they'll face the risk of falling into these grindylow-infested waters.
 * Julie: GRINDYLOWS?!? AAARRRGGHH!!! (Hides behind Griffth)
 * Discord: Uggh, I HATE grindylows. I have a hard time dealing with them when I'm hanging out in a body of water.
 * Warrior #1: Well, we'll be back soon to resume our meal...that is if our chief is still alive. (They leave)
 * Rainbow Dash:...How're we gonna get out of here? (One of the grindylows below does a 'I've got my eye on you' gesture to them, and another one sticks it's tongue at Discord)
 * Discord: (Surprised at the grindylow's behavior, and sticks his tongue at them, then the grindylows make funny faces at him, and Discord does the same thing, and then the grindylows swim down)...Hmmph! I sure showed those bitches. (Suddenly, the grindylows appear with a piece of wood saying 'you smell') WHY I NEVER!!!
 * Russel: Save it, Discord. Grindylows are total asses in nature, and the more you persist, the more they'll keep at it.
 * Discord: Well, let's see how they feel when I get out of this net and turn them into humans tied on the bottom! Then they'll see who's laughing.
 * Mad Hatter: Easy there, pal! It doesn't really matter. All we have to do is get out of this anti-magic net.
 * Discord: But how?
 * Mad Hatter: "Simple. Someone reach in to my hat and pull out an anti-anti-magic net knife."
 * Tigress: "..... Easier said then done YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Everyone started to argue while Sir Hiss, being a snake, was picking into Hatter's hat.
 * Fluttershy runs from Zgork!
 * Zgork: "PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED! THIS IS DANGERIOUS HUMAN TERRORATORY!?"
 * Fluttershy attepted to fly off but was suddenly grabbed by Warrior humans!
 * Warrior 1: "Your still alive!? That means our chief's toast!? That's it?! Your done for?!"
 * The Huntsmen stabs Fluttershy with a spear!
 * Fluttershy screams quietly!
 * Warrior 1: "THERE'S MORE WHEN THAT CAME FROM BI-"
 * Zgork sliches open the Warrior's neck, killing him!
 * Warrior 2: "Holy oushe!"
 * Warrior 3: "Don't worry! There's at least 5 more of us and only-"
 * Warrior 3 gets shot down by the sea-shell arrows!
 * Suddenly, Golums armed with Swordfish Skulls appeared and attack and the remaining humans, finishing them off!
 * Zgork checks Fluttershy and saw her bleeding fataly.
 * Zgork: "We need to get her to a healer, now!"
 * Discord started to jiggle about!
 * Discord: "MY FLUTTERSHY GOT HURT SENSES IS TINGLING!? Fluttershy must've gotten hurt by those nasty beach bums?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, thank goodness while everyone was arguing, I was able to secure Mad Hatters' knife. Trouble is, I would proceed to cut us out but... Well, we still have the problem of them."
 * The Grindlows look egerly for the heroes' possable attempt to flee.
 * Icky: "Well, fuck!? We're stuck here while Fluttershy's in trouble!? Those crazy hairless apes are gonna kill Fluttershy!?"
 * ???: "Worry not, Visitors."
 * Zgork entered with some Bowmen Golums.
 * Zgork: "She's in good hands. My golums and I disposed of the warriors that tried to hurt your "Fluttershy". We sent her to a healer. We're here to get you out of here."
 * Icky: "Aw, FINALLY, someone with a sense fo decenty here!?"
 * The Golums began to pull the trapped heroes away from the water and the now disappointed Grindylows.
 * Godfry: "Hey thanks for the help Smegel, we really appresiated."
 * Zgork: "Who or what is a "Smegel"? Sounds like the name of a shameful outcast. I, am Master Zgork. Recent Liberator of this island of the filth of the human menace."
 * Icky: "Buddy, I don't care even if you slaughtered them, I'm just glad you got rid of those fucks!"
 * Zgork: "Well, not all of them. Just the ones that refused to leave. The more cowerdly will be much more willing to leave. Now, let's remove those ropes."
 * The Golums remove the ropes.
 * Godfry: "So, is Fluttershy gonna be ok?"
 * Zgork: "I had said she's in good hands. Our healer's among the best. Now, let's all get out of this deary place."
 * The heroes left but Zgork and his golums.
 * Zgork: "Men, get the cages ready for those Grindylows and ready them for our, "promise maker". And be careful. They're nasty beasts."
 * Golum 1: "Yes sir."
 * Fluttershy awoke to see she was banaged up and in the presence of a golum healer.
 * Fluttershy: "..... Wait..... Am I, alive? How? I, I thought Zgork was gonna-"
 * Healer: "I assume you are over-reacting to Zgork's, methods. Harsh as they may be, it's but a fact of life in Mythos. I, am the Seasoother."
 * Fluttershy: "I see.... Your, like the Soothsayer...."
 * Healer: "A Soothsayer, you mean?"
 * Fluttershy: ".... Yeah, let's go with that.... Uh, miss Healer? Why is.... Zgork, hurting those humans?"
 * Seasoother: "Because humans are hurting us. And our communities. I suspect your from the outside socities dominated by the wide-spread Albinos."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, pretty much."
 * Seasoother: "Please understand child. Humans of Mythos are nothing like the Albinos..... Not anymore. The christails that make Mythos a great unitgite trademark, corrupted them to be moraless savages, and the vermin vain of all of our communities. Even each-other. The close you'll find a still pure human, is the great Master Aonos of the Trionus tree.... But he's too ashamed of his unfixable mistake to do anything."
 * Fluttershy: ".... Well, what happened?"
 * Seasoother: ".... It all started with good intentions, turning into a nightmare."
 * (Seasoother): "Aonos was a studier of the magical stones after discovering such. He introduse that it's magic can benifit all socities under it's light. And thanks to Aonos, all socities florish."
 * A Mythos city is seen thriving under the power of Chrsitails.
 * (Seasoother): "It was, a paradise in the making, and Aonos.... Was respondsable for it. He was proud of his accompishment.... But, sadly, this paradise would be ruined by his own race."
 * A series of Mythos Human Kings are seen mis-using the mythos christails!
 * (Seasoother): "All the greedy kings of the Mythosian Humans wanted to dominate the world for themselves, betrayed the teachings of Aonos, and began attacking all of the mythosians!"
 * A massive war is seen!
 * (Seasoother): "Aonos, was incredability broken hearted, has lost faith in his race..... And to punish his own race of betraying him, he perimently cursed his race, into becoming the savages that they were, forever forgetting what it was like to be smarter then a primitive."
 * The Mythos Humans turned from civilised armies into dumb savages!
 * (Seasoother): "Forever broken heart, and a curse that he can never undo, he created the Trionus tree to hide from the world he assumed, would forever hate him for something, not nessersarly his fault. While humanity of Mythos, is viewed as nothing but a plauge ever since."
 * Seasoother: "Now do you understand why Zgork did what he had to do? The humans of this island are a menace to us."
 * Fluttershy: "But that Beachbum guy said he was gonna leave with his tribe and never come back."
 * Seasoother: "He was a lier, Fluttershy. He was trying to trick Zgork to lower his guard so he can stab in the back.... Again.... Zgork was barely able to survive the last attempt, had it not been for me, his own Grandmother. Zgork just knew Beachbum had no redeeming quilities. As harsh and, "cruel" as it was, it had to be done.... There's no other way to "help" humans of Mythos."
 * Fluttershy sighed sadly, now knowing everything.
 * Fluttershy: "When my friends get here, I'll, tell them."
 * Seasoother: "Thank you for understanding."
 * Zgork: "Welcome to my village, visitors. The village of Buuonyte."
 * Icky: "Nice place.... Abit, messy though."
 * Zgork: "You can blame our predator problem for that. But now that we gotten rid of our human infestation perimently, the predators will leave, and we're free to live life normally again."
 * Discord: "Hey good for you. Now can we see Fluttershy?"
 * Zgork: "She should be coming here any minute. Afterwords, your free to leave or stay as you please."
 * Baloo: Well, that's good. (Fluttershy appears)
 * Fluttershy: Hey, guys.
 * Discord: FLUTTERSHY! (The two hug) Thank Celestia you're okay!
 * Fluttershy: Of course. One of the humans stabbed me, but I'm okay.
 * Devon: THEY STABBED YOU?!? Aw, f***, why did we even come to this place, and what makes this place good for hatching evil plans? The people here are just savage.
 * Icky: "Actselly, I think a planet of savages and killer monsters is a perfect hideout for villains cause there would be something to deter heroes to look for them. And a place like Mythos would be like a high-tec securtity mansion paradise for them."
 * Devon: "I KNOW BUT STILL!? WHY WOULD THEY!?"
 * Fluttershy: Guys, you must understand. All Mythosian humans here have been corrupted by the magic that the crystals possessed here.
 * Icky: Really?...But... But the High Council said that the tribes people were as peaceful as the city people.
 * Iago: OH, HOW PERFECT!!! ANOTHER HIGH COUNCIL CONSPIRACY!!! How many more of those do we have to be informed of?!? The next time I see them, I'm going to have a nice long chat with them about keeping secrets.
 * Boy Sora: Everyone, we can't blame the High Council for not telling us about the Mythosian humans being corrupt.
 * Donald: Can we just leave now? This place is starting to make me feel suspicious.
 * Lord Shen:... Hmm... I don't trust this guy. I can feel that there's nothing redeemable in him.
 * Sandy: Oh, you're just overreacting, Shen. Let's just get out of here and find our friends. (The group leaves as Lord Shen looks suspiciously at Zgork, and when they're gone, Zgork goes to a room filled with wild animals including grindylows, mermaids, and literal sea-lions)
 * Zgork: Soon, these awful predators will be a thing of the past. As will the idiotic humans. I care little for the Black Market's filthy money. I only want my people being protected. And if it means creatures have to be degraded as pets, or worse, then.... I can't be blinded by moral inconsisencecys to reconsider now.... I need to help my people, and all of Mythos....
 * The Trolls are seen returning to a small troll kingdom.
 * Lord Grunde: "LT. Grindmor.... Is it not magnifisent to return from a succesful end of a troublesome human infestation?"
 * A Troll LT looked relucent to say anything.
 * Lord Grunde: "........ LT...... Your Governor gave you permission to speak.... WELL?!"
 * The Troll LT Grindmor: "...... Believe me sir, I'm.... Just glad that you felt your getting the justice you wanted...."
 * Lord Grunde: "..... Good..... I don't like it when you delay on answering me.... It makes it feel like, your not loyal to our cause."
 * LT Grindmor: "Uh, Don't get me wrong, I am?! It's just.... Do we really need the Black Market for this?"
 * Lord Grunde growled in annoyence!
 * Lord Grunde: "DON'T DARE GET ME WRONG, LT?! I HATE THOSE ANIAML RUINING BASTURDS JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE?! IN FACT, I WOULD SOONER DESTROY THEM THEN BUDDY THEM IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE FACT THAT I HATE THE HUMANS MORE THEN THEM?! Beleive me, once they filled their part, I'll dump them like oushe and leave them to rot!? I, am just doing this cause they promise to give us something to enable us to radicate those humans for good. And I am not gonna pass it up cause a few stupid beasts suffer along away. At least know this sicking poison allience with them is brief, like with Nusteo and Zgork. They don't plan to stick with them forever, and they don't care for their money! It's probuly contriband anyway. In fact, the first thing I would do with it, is recycle it to turn it into legal money. Zgork would probuly just put it all in a chest and dump it in the bottom of the sea. Nusteo would just, use it as nesting material. Our real reward, is eradicating the filthy humans, and nothing, else. Can you be able to sleep on THAT at least?"
 * LT. Grindmor: ".... I'll..... Try, sir."
 * Lord Grunde: "Good. Cause you know well enough, exactly why, (holds up a golden locket in shape of a heart), this is impourent to me."
 * LT. Grindmor only nodded in respect and saluted.
 * LT. Grindmor: "Understood, sir."
 * On the outskirts, The Heroes were watching Grunde and troll troops entering the city.
 * Gary Skalesworth: "Remind me again..... WHY are we so close to these guys?"
 * Celestia: "Because I want to understand our possable Black Market agent alittle better. We need to know what he is doing with Enfields."
 * Mushu: "Hey, considering he's with the Black Market, chances are, it ain't legit business."
 * Luna: "Then we must find a way to help those enfields."
 * Taiku: "Ok guys, we go in there, find the trapped animals, bust them out, and bust Grunde. Wam and bam, end of story!"
 * ???: "Yeah, except you forgot the part where we kick your butts."
 * The group gasped and saw that Troll Guards surrounded them.
 * Spongebob: "...... WE SURRENDER!?"
 * Twilight: ".... Wow..... Really?"
 * The Heroes were dumped into the floor in the presence of Grunde.
 * Lord Grunde: "Who, are they?"
 * Troll Guard: "Possable conspiracters, your majusty. I heard the dragon talking about busting out your prize."
 * Lord Grunde growled.
 * Lord Grunde: "I really do NOT want to deal with shit like that, AFTER a victory against a desendent of the oushe that took my eye! Now I need to kill off Shaman Redmerk. And I need these animals to satisfy an obglingation, and I don't need a bunch of, weirdos, RUINING THAT FOR ME?! (Echos)."
 * Spongebob: "We're not here to ruin that, we, uh, we-"
 * Taiku: "Yeah we were here to ruin that, because what your doing is wrong! You stupid greedy selfish Troll!?"
 * Celestia: "Taiku, no!"
 * Taiku: "How dare you kill poor defenceless, albeit moronic, human beings for sport and capture poor creatures for the black market in return for profit, you basturdious, ugly, no good-"
 * Lord Grunde grabs Taiku by the neck and chokes him!
 * Lord Grunde: "LISTEN HERE, AND LISTEN GOOD, YOU INSENSITIVE BEAST!? I AM NOT DOING THIS CAUSE I ENJOY KILLING AND MONEY?! IN FACT, I HATE EVERY BIT OF THE BLACK MARKET, AS YOU HIPPIES LIKELY DO?! AND OUTSIDE OF GETTING JUSTICE ON THE HUMANS FOR WHAT THEY DID TO ME, I DO NOT ENJOY WHAT I HAD TO DO ONE BIT?! FOR, I AM DOING IT FOR PAYBACK FOR TWO THINGS?! MY EYE, AND........ My parents....."
 * Lord Grunde lets go of Taiku, feeling he has given his point.
 * Taiku: ".... Ok, so your NOT doing this to be a greedy fuck and being a murderious nut.... Completely.... But that still doesn't excuse the murder your commiting?!"
 * Lord Grunde: "HA! Your kidding, right? In Mythos, Humans are as valuable as cockarouches. They're vermin. I could burn down a trillion villages, and almost nobody would care.... I said almost because you dorks obviously give a oushe about this."
 * Taiku: "Wha, wha, WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT?!"
 * Lord Grunde: "HISTORY?! Grindmor, tell it to them straight about the great Aonos mistake!?"
 * Grindmor:...so that's why these humans are no longer worth helping to this point. They are forever punished with being as primitive as cavemen...which is basically what they are. So if you think there's a chance that they're worth avenging, think again.
 * Taiku:...Whoa, that does explain a lot.
 * Sparx: Well, screw them, then! I say we go find this Aonos character and see if he can help us.
 * Lord Grunde: Uh-uh-uh, you're not going anywhere! You're staying with us until this black market deal is carried out. I need it so we can ensure that these crazy humans are no longer a problem for us. And you should be pretty happy about that seeing how they almost ate you.
 * Luna: Okay, even though there's no way to help these humans out because of their own greed for the crystals, but they're still worth protecting. They have just about as much right to populate this world as you do.
 * Lord Grunde: Like hell they do! I say they deserve to be destroyed. Again, I don't give an oushe about the money. All I care about is protecting my people.
 * Twilight: Is it really worth genocide?
 * Lord Grunde: Afraid so!
 * Spike: Then I'm afraid we can't let you do that.
 * Lord Grunde:... THEN ENJOY A NICE LONG STAY IN THE DUNGUIN?! 1000 YEARS WORTH!?
 * Everyone: WHAT?!? (The trolls take them away)
 * Luna: "..... Maybe it wasn't adviseable to say we were against him when we were his captive."
 * Spike: "Obviously. But outside of making some pretty questionable choices, at least he's just doing it to protect his people. It's really solely the black market's fault he's going to such an extreme."
 * Celestia: "And he did admit he has no true love for the Black Market of Mythos. That means if he discovers that they'll offer truely nothing to be rid of their human "infestation", he'll forsake helping them."
 * Squidward: "But it's not exactly gonna stop him from wanting to wipe off humans from the face of this world. Even if we proven that those black marketers aren't worth doing ANYTHING for them, this guy might still go around and go Lord Shen on any human village that can't defend itself."
 * Taiku: ".... Do we even want to? We just discovered that these humans are unpure fucktards. They were evil civilised, and they're sort've evil as savages. I'm sad to say that this Pred Judu Des inspired Troll is more justifived then the tribe of colored humans that tried to eat us!?"
 * Bagheera: "And it helps little that humans in this world are consider vermin. And people don't tend to view you postively if you try to protect vermin."
 * Luna: "But it does not make it, right! Humans being respondsable for a dark grivence does not-"
 * Bagheera: "Believe me, Princess, people like that in our socity don't get away with that! But Mythos doesn't funtion like OUR socity! This socity funtions like that of a dark ages era, where acts of geniside and being xenophobic are not considered as such! To Mythos, them killing off human villages, is like what normal socities do to nests of commen pests and vermin. It's a disgusting thought, I know, but remember Le Rat? To Mythos, we're pretty much LIKE Le Rat coming to the defence of these humans here, which unlike rats, are legitamently guilty of a unredeemable crime against the other communities, and intended it! So alchourse he's gonna throw us in prison for it! To Mythos, WE'RE the deludional maniacs!?"
 * Luna: "...... I.... I never thought of that..... But, is it not still wrong of Grunde to even consider this?"
 * Spongebob: "Sadly, to Mythos, it's considered a realistic form of thinking. Like Bagheera said, Mythos considers Humans like how bikini bottom views Nimotoads: pests. And it would actselly hurt our reputations if we try to force these people to forgive these people for something they're legitamently guilty of. Even that Aonos knew this. He's obviously the clsoet you'll ever fine in a human that doesn't want to eat you like Patrick to a krabby patty."
 * Luna: "But surely the other trolls not in his kingdom would-"
 * Celestia: "Even if they do, the rest of mythos would view them as "defeatests" and pest surrenderors. I'm afraid the Mythos way of life, is not something even the power of Friendship can mend."
 * Luna: ".... I see.... Even if we convince Grunde to stop serving the black market, he would still-"
 * Celestia: "Yes sister. We would only be capable to alter him out of serving criminals. But not out of what he deems is his desteny. Any attempt to do such, would only make him want to hate us for it."
 * Luna: "(Sigh)..... I might never sleep comfertability, but.... Fine.... The only, "evil", we shall cleanse is the Black Market, and nothing else. If Mythos wishes to stay a dark place, and would judge me if I try to change it, then I will stay out of it's way."
 * Twilight: "....... As much as I'm for letting Grunde follow his desteny, as dark as it is, what if it's not Grunde we need to change, but the Humans?"
 * Celestia: "What do you mean?"
 * Twilight: "The Christails are respondsable making the humans like this, right? Well, what if we used the elements of harmony to make the Illinos Christail filled with Harmonious magic and make the Humans friendlier. That way, Grunde, and any like-minded individual will lost their nerve to hurt humans."
 * Celestia: "..... Twilight, that's, actselly the most magnifisent thing you came up with."
 * Spongebob: "Purifying the christails to purify Mythosian Humanity to stop Grunde and the rest of Mythos wanting to kill them off? Brillient Idea Twilight!"
 * Squidward: ".... That, might be crazy enough..... TO GET US ALL KILLED!?"
 * Bagheera: "Hush now, Squidward, at least Twilight offers a way to correct the issue."
 * Squidward: "Well, one problem! In case you hadn't noticed, WE'RE SEPERATED FROM OUR FRIENDS?! THAT INCLUDES YOUR FRIENDS!? HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT THEY'RE NOT WITH US?!"
 * Twilight: "Obviously, they'll be heading for the Trionus tree, and to Aonos. And we need to be there for them as well."
 * Alex: "One problem! We're in a magic-proof cell! How do we get out!?"
 * Patrick: "Allow me. (Brings out a soda and pop rocks). STAND, ASIDE."
 * Marty: "Soda and Pop Rocks?! OH HELL NO!? HE'S NOT SERIOUS!?"
 * Patrick eats the poprocks and drank the soda!
 * A LOUD BURP WAS HEARD AS THE WALL EXPLOUDES, SURPRISING TROLL CITIZENS AND ALARMING GUARD TROLLS!?
 * The Destroyed wall reveiled the shock heroes as a satisfived patrick is seen.
 * Patrick: "Soda and Pop rocks. Does the trick every time."
 * Alex: "..... Anyone think that it's VERY likely that Grunde is seriously gonna throw a hissy fit over this?"
 * Bagheera: "Well I vote we just make assumtions he will and not wait to comfirm it! COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE?!" (The group escapes as suddenly, trolls arrive to block their path)
 * Troll #1: Don't move a muscle, oushe, or we magic-blast your brains out like a water balloon!
 * Donkey: Oh, that is nasty!
 * Celestia: Good luck trying to attack gods. We're not so easily hurt by weapons.
 * Troll #2: ATTACK! (They blast crystal magic at them as Celestia protects the group with an energy shield, and they move towards the trolls, knocking them off their path as every troll tries to attack them, yet the shield prevents them from doing so until Lord Grunde appears, and uses his magic staff to hit the ground with it, causing magical energy to channel across the ground and disable the shield)
 * Lord Grunde: You will NEVER leave this place! (Fires magical energy, and Celestia and Luna fire beams that form a beam lock)...(The princess' beams overpower Grunde's beam, and knock him through a wall where he is covered in debris)
 * Luna: Let's go! (They teleport away)
 * Lord Grunde: (Gets out of the rubble)...NOO!!! GROARING HELL!!! I WANT THOSE MANIACS FOUND!!! SEARCH EVERYWHERE, AND DON'T LET THEM EXIT THE BATARSHO VALLEY!!! GO, GO, GO!!! (The trolls do that)