Pinkie's New Rival

Pinkie's New Rival is the 28th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Pinkie Pie is the most funniest pony in all of Equestia, and aims to make all of Equestria smile. She has the best parties and jokes, and almost everyone loves her. But when an even nuttier earth pony movie actress named Tons'a Fun comes to Ponyville to share her extreme talent in comedy, Pinkie becomes dull in comparison. Pinkie becomes jealous, but also curiously concerned that Tons'a not letting in some personal info about her true feelings. to herself and her fans. However, she ends up enlsiting the help a remorseless griffin assassin named Bonebreaker, who tricked her into believing HE can get Tons'a to confess, who he really plans to set her up in order to get her banned from Ponyville after an accident involving her. But Tons'a is too unpredictable, and both Pinkie and Bone end up causing extreme mayhem like something out of Looney Tunes, prompting Celestia to contact the Shell Lodge to tame the havoc. After learning about Bonebreaker's true intentions to ruin her life, Pinkie plans to stop him before Tons'a is killed, and she loses her friends forever. All the while, a dishonest maniger named Money Feathers and a Con-Boa (A green Boa with the wings of s Condor) with an steriotypical intalian accent named Stefano (Con-Boa), attempt to clean out Ponyville, Espeically Twilight and Mayor Mare, of their money and personal positions worth money for pawning. Will they get away with it if the bigger trouble isn't stopped?

Transcript
Intro (Pinkie Pie's Smile Song (remixed))



Chapter 1: Prepare to Smile
Ponyville Flashback. Reality. Meanwhle. Back to the Main Six.
 * A familier song plays out as Pinkie gets all the ponies' attention!
 * Everyone cheers after the song is finished!
 * Pinkie: "Oh yeah! I nailed it!"
 * Mayor Mare: The 18th Pinkie Pie Anniversary Celebration has been a rousing success! As we all know, Pinkie Pie has been entertaining us for...well...18 years, and now, everyone in Ponyville, and maybe even all of Equestria, knows about her, and have even come to Ponyville to even get a laugh from her. Some say it's...much of a good therapy for people...but Pinkie has always been there for us. Though she has been challenged a couple of times in the past, including Cheese Sandwich, who was oddly enough inspired by her, she has been the greatest comedian ever. And we hope we'll have another wonderful year with her! (Everyone stomps their hooves cheering)
 * Pinkie: Thank you very much, all of you! I'm glad to have been your friend for as long as I can remember, with the exception of Cranky Doodle, who's been the most recent! (Points at him in the audience) And may I be the greatest thing to happen to Ponyville until the day I die! Which hopefully, isn't for a LONG time! (Everyone cheers)
 * Derpy: "YAY PINKIE PIE! YA-HOOOOO-"
 * Derpy smashes into a house!
 * Derpy's voice: "OOPS! MY BAD?!"
 * Rainbow Dash sighed in embarisment.
 * Twilight: "Why act so embarised for Derpy lately?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... She's...... An Adoupted Sister of mine."
 * Twilight: "..... Wow..... I thought she was a work assusiate."
 * Rainbow Dash: "She is, but..... Well, it was when I was still a teen, sometime WAY before you came in and that Nightmare Moon stuff happened..."
 * A Teenager Rainbow Dash zoomed around like an anphilite!
 * Suddenly, she sees a younger Derpy Hooves sad and alone.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Huh..... I never knew her before."
 * Rainbow Dash landed.
 * Rainbow Dash: "What's slamming, kiddo?"
 * Derpy turned and her derp eyes are seen.
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHOA! Crazy eyes, kiddo!"
 * Derpy: "Oh.... Sorry..... I'm.... Derpy "Ditzy Doo" Hooves. I'm.... Alone. I am leaving on my own for the first time ever, and.... I don't think I'm fitting in well. Ponies keep seeing as a kluts, a kluts, a kluts!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Girl, what makes you say that?"
 * Derpy points to a destroyed building.
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Kid, you obviously just need some guidence. You need to learn to spread your wings awesomely and carefully. I got your back, sister."
 * Derpy gave a huge smile that Squued!
 * Derpy: "SISTER?! YOU WANNA BE MY SISTER?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait, I didn't exactly mean-"
 * Derpy hugged Rainbow!
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... We cool, Derpy. We cool."
 * Rarity: "... You talked like a hypster?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I was going through a phase of rebelian. Took a while to outgrow it. It gotten me alot of one-night stays in the Ponyville Police Department, and enought speeding tickets to make a mountain!"
 * Rarity: "Oh I'm sure you exaggerating!"
 * Applejack: "Actsellly....."
 * A giant Mountain size Pile of Speeding Tickets is seen, as Tourest Ponies take pictures next to a sign that said "Mt Rainbow's Speeding Tickets Never Stopped Piling".
 * Rarity: "...... It's actselly, considered a fine tourest attraction for ponyville? A mounton of paper? Was Mayor Mare or, the previous Mayor at the time HIGH?"
 * Fluttershy: "In all fairness, Mayor Mare's Uncle Peacesign did got removed from office cause of.... Substence abuse."
 * Rarity: "..... At least Ponyville has attractive festivals...."
 * Applejack: "Even when sometimes it feels like we have TOO much of them?"
 * Rarity: "Whatever do you mean?"
 * Applejack: "I think Ponyville sometimes forgets to be a working community! Alot of the festivals seem to be an excuse to be slack off."
 * Pinkie: "Oh cheer up Applejack! There ain't no party like a Pinkie Pie party!"
 * The Ponies resume celebrating!

Chapter 2: Tons'a Fun, Comedian Actor Extraordinaire
Meanwhile. Ponyville Ponyville Alley. Ponyville. Twilight's castle. At the Kitchen. Twilight's room. Later... Ponyville Flashback Present Mayor's Office. Tree Castle. Later. Castle Stage Outside. Bedroom Castle Stage Later...
 * A limo-like Wagon is seen heading for Ponyville.
 * A seemingly annoyed Chuffer is riding it.
 * ???: "Are we there yet?"
 * The Chuffer: "NO!? A THOUNDSON TIMES NO?! WE'RE THERE WHEN I SAY WE'RE THERE?!"
 * ???: "Oh, Drive Heart. You are a silly goose."
 * Drive Heart sighed annoyed.
 * A Harpy Maniger is seen.
 * Harpy: "Oh relax Heart. This kid gets jumpy and over-eger, sure, but she's an over-eger money maker! And my reason on easy street! So you would do well to be nicer to her, capise?"
 * Drive Heart: "Yes, miss Money Feathers."
 * Money: "It's Miss MF to you!"
 * Drive Heart: I, uh, don't think that's a good idea, Miss Money Feathers. If we just went around calling you MF, you'd just be embarrassed.
 * Money Feathers: What are you talking about--...MOTHERF***! (They make it into the sights of Ponyville)...Well my little money maker, we're almost there!
 * ???: Well, that's great! It was nice of Celestia to allow me to visit this place. I hear it's among the most famous.
 * Drive Heart: "You mean, purely because alot of near-dishators seem to happen THERE for some reason? If so, I don't wanna know what the NEXT supposed dishastor is."
 * Money Feathers: "I don't pay you to have opinions, Drive, I pay you to drive!"
 * Drive Heart: On thing though. Couldn't we just get there by train?
 * ???: Of course not, silly! I don't trust those machines that much because of how much commotion goes on with them. Plus, they're SOOOOOOOOO slow!
 * Drive Heart: I use the train a lot! It may not exsisize the practice of speed, but the scenery is wonderful when one is in luxery.... And those tasty little nuts! I heard they're planning to introduse magic in-ride movies soon!
 * ???: Well, I am just not patience enough for trains, DH. But thank you.
 * Drive Heart: (Sighs) Fine! Just hold your britches and we'll be there in a few seconds.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Flies down to Twilight's Castle) Girls, I have some news!
 * Applejack: The communication computer's here? We're still waiting since the Lougers said it'll be here as soon as possable.
 * Twilight: Yeah, I might need it if I'm gonna be able to call up Sunset and tell her we're planning on another Equestria Girls movie next month.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, no, no! I saw a carriage coming towards Ponyville! It looks like an expensive one, too! It's REALLY long, like limousine long! I think somepony famous is coming.
 * Twilight: Oh, yeah, Celestia told me an actress would be coming to Ponyville today.
 * Rarity: An actress?
 * Twilight: A COMEDIAN actress. You might know her by the name Tons'a Fun!
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!?
 * Applejack: NO WAY!!!
 * Rarity: Oh, my! I've heard of her, she's amazing! She's an actor in plays and movies. I've seen some of them, and they're amazing!
 * Fluttershy: I have heard of her, too! The pony is really funny.
 * Applejack: Yeah, Applebloom remembers Tenacious Island! That was the first movie she starred in. In fact, she was a filly in that movie! She played a little filly named Tenacious Nature who was stranded on an island with a bunch of talking monkeys that helped her get back to her home.
 * Rainbow Dash: Or what about her role as L.A.F.F in Laugh-o-Tronic, a robot who had an abusive master who wanted to use robots to take over Equestria, but she had some help from a few ponies to stop him, and she was made a real pony as a reward.
 * Rarity: She even played Cleenee from We Come In Peace, as an alien pony from outer space who wanted to make peace with other ponies, but finds it hard to do since everypony feared her except for a filly who got along with her.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I do remember her playing Dairy Ann in Poor or Rich which was a poor pony who discovered that being rich was just too stressful. I hated the setup, but I liked the comedy.
 * Twilight: I know! And how can you forget her role as Dr. Steamer in Steampunk where she played a mad scientist in a superhero world who reformed just with help from some ponies she got to trust.
 * Rainbow Dash: ALL AWESOME MOVIES!!!
 * Pinkie: Huh? I've never heard of her.
 * Twilight: Really? You've never heard of Tons'a Fun? She's like Michael Winslow and Robin Williams combined...except female!
 * Pinkie: Well, I've never heard of her in childhood since my family lived on the rock farm. We never had the money to buy a TV. My family are, also Amish Ponies. They're, traditional savies. In fact, I never even heard of her when I started watching TV at Sugarcube Corner.
 * Applejack: Well, Applebloom and I still have Tenacious Island and We Come In Peace on video!. We can watch it later if you want.
 * Pinkie: Maybe later. I think I should give this Tons'a Fun a welcoming committee! It'll be amazing!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, trust me, we know EVERYTHING you do is amazing! If you replace amazing with AWESOME!!!
 * Twilight: (She looks out the window) Girls, she's here!
 * Pinkie: Already? I never got the chance to set up the decorations.
 * Fluttershy: Well, you can at least get the chance to meet her.
 * Drive Heart: (The carriage arrives in Ponyville) Alright, Tons'a Fun, we're here.
 * ???: Excellent! (Opens the door, and comes out as a pale golden pony with freckles, a crazy green hairdo and tail, and has 2 actor masks as a cutie mark. This was Tons'a Fun)...Well, this place seems nice. Not as decorative as home, but it's wonderful.
 * Money Feathers: Indeed. It has a, rustic charm..... That means the budget must suck here.
 * Tons'a Fun: Well, I'm sure there's something else that makes this place--(Notices Twilight's Castle)...HOLY FLIM-FLAM!!!
 * Money Feathers: I-fu-ji-ni-mo-fu-WHAT?!? I take it back! THESE SUCKERS- Err, I mean, PONIES, MUST BE BILLIONNAIRES!?
 * Drive Heart: Since when did Mayor Mare convert the Library into a Castle?!?
 * Money Feathers: "No exactly. I once read something about a Demonic Centaur destroying the libary and a magical cristail tree made THIS GOLD MINE OF A CASTLE HERE?!"
 * Dribe Heart: ".... And you wondered why I lived in Mannhatten? No crazy things happen there."
 * Tons'a Fun: This must be the Castle of Friendship! I've heard about it not too long ago. Of course, I never knew it was THIS giant, I thought it was just as giant as a giant's waist. (Rimshot is heard)
 * Money Feathers: HAH! That was a good one, Ms. Fun! But save that when your proforming kid!
 * Money Feathers guides Tons'a Fun, but before she could say anything.
 * Pinkie; "SURPRISE!?"
 * Money Feathers Squak!?
 * Money Feathers: "DRIVE?! QUICK?! A MASHER?! GET THE PEPPER SPRAY!?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Auntie Money, this is just the welcoming commuity. No need to start re-MOLTING!" (Rimshot) Besides, I can assume this is Ponyville's happiness agent, Pinkie Pie.
 * Pinkie: You know me?
 * Tons'a Fun: Well, actually, I know a friend of mine who got a laugh from you.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) Well, I don't like to brag, but a lot of people in Equestria get a laugh out of me.
 * Tons'a Fun: I'm sure they do. I'm sure there have been ponies who have put in comas laughing at you, so your jokes must fatally break their funny bones. (Rimshot, and Pinkie laughs)
 * Pinkie: GOOD ONE!
 * Ponies began to gather around.
 * Twilight and Friends came in.
 * Tons'a Fun: "Hey, you must be Princess Twilight Saga- (Record Scrath). I mean, Twilight Sparkle...... Your boyfriend's not a vampire or w werewolf, right?"
 * Everyone started to laugh!
 * Twilight laughed!
 * Twilight: "I would normally be offended to be compaired to a tasteless romance foil series, but, her funny chases that away!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You are AWESOME in "Tenacious Island"! Sign my copy of the DVD?"
 * Money Feathers: "100 Bits."
 * Tons'a Fun: "Money, you silly goose-woman! I never charge ponies for authograths! Not even credit cards!"
 * Laughter is heard!
 * Money Feathers: "Tons'a, darling, I am trying to be a maniger and profit- I mean, take advan-, Duh, I mean, make you fanianally secure! All good celeberies maintain a healthy growing wealth!"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Pfft! I already have so much, I could make an army of that money man from the Geico commercials!"
 * Money Feathers: "You mean, excluding my ten percent?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "That reminds me!"
 * Tons'a brings out ten cents!
 * Tons'a: "Here's your ten, per cent!"
 * Everyone laughed!
 * Rarity: "IT'S PREDICTABLE, BUT PREDICTABLY FUNNY?!"
 * Money Feathers: "Very funny. Let's all laugh at the Harpy."
 * Drive Heart shrugged as he was reading a newspaper.
 * Tons'a Fun: "But in all, barely seriousness! It's great to be in Ponyville! I am here to study for a new role for my up-coming movie, (Brings out a poster) "Small Town Gal", A Ponywood Production!"
 * Rarity: "Little old Ponyville? A shorse of inspiration for you for an upcoming movie?"
 * Twilight: "Why, it's an honor a big time celeberty came to little ol' ponyville!"
 * Tons'a Fun: "A big time Celeberty? Where?"
 * Laughs are heard!
 * Applejack: "(Gaffaws), I'm sure she meant you, suger-cube."
 * Tons'a brings out a LITTERAL cube of suger!
 * Tons'a Fun: "(In a cute Squcky voice) "Wow! A little Sugercube like me a big time celebery? My mom a suger cane is gonna be proud!"
 * Laughs are heard louder!
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs), YOU TOTALLY WALKED INTO THAT ONE, APPLEJACK!?"
 * Pinkie Pie only seemed to barely laugh with a shy, awkword smile.
 * Money Feathers: "Princess, for a speical on Tons'a's stay here in Vonyphille,"
 * Twilight: "Ponyville."
 * Money Feathers: "Ponyville, I would like to stage a speical preformance for her in your castle! Your, beautiful, diamond mine, castle..... Your, mutli-millain dollar, castle... Your-"
 * Twilight: "Miss Money? Are, you ok?"
 * Money made a parrot squack, and slap herself out of it!
 * Money: "Uh, I would like to host a stage by your castle!"
 * Twilight: "Well, nothing against one of the most funniest ponies ever, but, the castle's suppose to be a place of dignity and grace. Jazzing it up into a comedy stage would, well, get in the way of that."
 * Money Feathers: "Oh? Are you sure you wouldn't do it for my good friends, (brings out a bag of bits) in this bag?"
 * Twilight: "..... Are you trying to bribe a princess, Miss Feathers?"
 * Money Feathers: "NO! Why? Is that illegal?!"
 * Twilight: "Besides, I am merely more of a teacher of friendship and a protacter then, any actual legal athority. I am no more impourent then anyone here. That's what Celestia always taught me. You want to talk any form of authisation, you might want to speak with Mayor Mare."
 * Money Feather: "But isn't a mayor a step down from A Princess?"
 * Twilight: "It's just that, Mayor Mare handles the more, legal issues. I'm just another resident in Ponyville... Only, near-demi-god."
 * Money Feathers: "....... But that cristail castle is worth a fortune, right?"
 * Twilight: "Well, a friend named Chi-Fu estimated that my castle could be worth 900,000,000,098 trillian in human dollars, even more in Equestian bits!"
 * Money Feather's eyes turn in gold bars!
 * Twilight: "Oh! Tons'a, does that happen alot?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Not exactly. They're normally silver."
 * Money Feathers: "Excuse me, everyone, I am going to, find the Mayor!"
 * Money Feathers flew off, laugh maniacly!
 * Mayor Mare: "BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!.... And, she's gone."
 * Rainbow Dash wispers: "Twi, I'm alittle bit worried about that Harpy. She's like a female bird Mr. Krabs."
 * Twilight wispers: "Shh! I'm sure it's harmless."
 * Twilight cleared her throat.
 * Twilight: "So Tons'a, would you like Pinkie to give you a tour?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Sure! I need some free leg room while I'm free from the maniger for awhile!"
 * Applejack: "I just hope Pred Judu Des doesn't give you trouble for having a Harpy maniger."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, don't worry! He and the sisters are away for a long Dragon hunt!"
 * Twilight: ".... Just so we're clear.... They're hunting ACTSELLY evil dragons, right?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, I hope so."
 * Money Feathers is seen.
 * Money Feathers: "I'm clear. Ok, Stenfano! Come out!"
 * A flying Green Boa climbs out of her suit!
 * Stenfano the Flying Boa: "BLAH! MAMA MIA, You stink more then a neglected riveria!"
 * Money Feathers: "Shut it, you pizza munching Con-Boa! You remember our deal! I'll distract everyone with my precious money maker Tons'a, and you, go to everyone's houses and loot their money and personal treasures for pawning!"
 * Stenfano: "Here'sa nitpick though. If you already got it made'a with Tons'a, why do we still need to be con artists?"
 * Money Feathers: "Old habits die hard, Stenfano! But I have a intermediete job for you to do in the meantime! I'll I'm visiting the Mayor with Miss Sparky, I want you to go inside her castle, and take anything that isn't too big or nailed down! Like, royal jewels, golden trinkets, the key to the town, anything that'll make us RICH! Let nothing stop you!"
 * Stenfano: "But you know what would a-happen if Tons'a ever found out. She would be a'desisated."
 * Money Feathers: "Then do what we did in all the other cities and towns she studied for a role for! NEVER, get caught! Capise you silthering italian steriotype?"
 * Stepfano: "Hey, I am'a not a italiano steriotype! What in the Mama Luigi's pizzaria and stagettai store makes you think I am'a steriotype to italianos?"
 * Money Feathers: You just stated it, dumbass!
 * Stefano: How did I--...Oh, yeah! (Chuckles) I never-a noticed!
 * Money Feathers: Now just be sure that a certain...griffin...I know doesn't come here since he began targeting Tons'a Fun! If that sadist even KILLS that celebrity, my career, as well as our deal, will be ruined!
 * Stefano: You mean you still-a think that Bonebreaker guy is still-a trying to kill Tons'a? He's in-a jail-a!
 * Money Feathers: May I remind you he escaped over 5 times in a row? That assassin is willing to go to whatever extreme risks it takes to get his way. Especially since that incident where some retard pony embarrassed him years ago. It took him 2 years to grow his feathers back after that incident.
 * Stefano: (Sighs) You're being over reactive, Money Feathers! You're worried that you might-a lose your job and ALL your booty, no?
 * Money Feathers: NO!!!...I mean, sure, but things haven't been going right. I can barely keep my money hidden for so much time. I nearly get caught doing these deals with you.
 * Stefano: You've got nothing to worry about, mon ami! Ol' Stefano will-a keep you and your boss-a safe.
 * Money Feathers: You'd better, because if I lose MY life, YOU lose YOURS! It'll be the end of you, it'll be the end of ME! And worst of all, it'll be the end of ME!
 * Stefano: As you wish, MF!
 * Money Feathers: Okay, don't call me that! It makes me feel stupid.
 * Stefano: (Holds in laughter) Okay.
 * Stefano slithers off.
 * Tons'a is in awe of Ponyville!
 * Tons'a Fun: "So, Pinkie Pie, what do the locals do for fun around here?"
 * Pinkie: Oh, we do a LOT of fun things here.
 * ???: Like pulling pranks? (Tons'a Fun suddenly appears in a clown outfit)
 * Tons'a Fun: WHAT THE--?!?
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) Good one, Discord!
 * Tons'a Fun: Discord? (Discord appears) Oh, yeah, he's the guy that was spreading chaos and betrayed us!
 * Discord: I assure you, Ms. Tons'a Fun, I am fully reformed now. I no longer do evil, and I assure you I can no longer bring myself to betray your kind again. After all, I had heard you were coming to town, and I wasn't that surprised. I know Fluttershy's friends bragging about you being a big sensation. I thought I'd come light the mood with comedy since...(Sighs) Robin Williams died.
 * Tons'a Fun: Wait, Robin Williams is dead? When did that happen? (Drive Heart whispers in her ear)...Oh, yeah! Well, that's sad. But I guess death isn't that bad once you get used to it.
 * Discord: If you ask me, I should've been voiced by him instead of some Star Trek guy who has my personality. But I digress, this voice is fine.
 * Tons'a Fun: I don't care how a character is portrayed by his or her voice.
 * Tons'a Fun/Discord: You just gotta love how they speak, dirty or not! (The two chuckle)
 * Tons'a Fun: So you've heard that before?
 * Discord: I heard you say it on the tube before, I know. Besides, judging by how you made the entire place laugh earlier, I could tell from Pinkie's face that she's jealous.
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs) Jealous? I'm NOT!
 * Discord: You're so jelly!
 * Pinkie: OOH, I LOVE jelly!
 * Tons'a Fun: He means 'jealous'!
 * Pinkie: Oh, well...I AM NOT!!!
 * Discord: Oh, it was just a harmless joke, Pinkster! It doesn't matter who's the funniest. You should know after meeting Cheesy Sandwich!
 * Pinkie: It's CHEESE Sandwich!
 * Discord: Potato tomato!...But you're jelly!
 * Tons'a Fun: Okay, now you're joshing us!
 * Discord: I am!
 * Tons'a Fun: Well, nice to see you have the guts to be much nicer than before, and you're naked! (She, Discord, and Pinkie laugh)
 * Discord: That was f*****g priceless!
 * Tons'a Fun/Discord: As priceless as The Scream! (Rimshot, and both break out laughing)
 * Discord: Maybe I should consider showing chaos in art!
 * Tons'a Fun: Yeah, I wouldn't do that. Your paintings would be so realistic...
 * Tons'a Fun/Discord: That they'd fly out of the portrait! (Rimshot, and both laugh)
 * Pinkie: "Uh, thank you for your time Discord, but, I was giving Tons'a a tour here."
 * Discord: Of course you were. After all, I still have some chores to do at Fluttershy's Cottage. It'll be a while before the Lodgers come with the communications computer so Twilight can call up that Sunset lady in the human world Celestia and Twilight neglected to tell me about, probably because they didn't trust me with it. I sure hope the next Equestria Girls movie will be just as funny as the first one. Until then, Chow! (Teleports away)
 * Tons'a Fun:...Twilight's an actor?
 * Pinkie: No, silly! She, her friends and I have our own TV series. We even had a movie where Twilight becomes a human. I mean, our studio always finds ways to sell merchandise, such as making Twilight a princess, and making a movie with humans in it.
 * Tons'a Fun: I can't remember the last time I starred in a TV series. I was a filly at the time, and I was more focused in playwriting. Literature must be 'literary' strenuous! (Rimshot, and both laugh)
 * Pinkie: HAH! You nail it every time.
 * Tons'a Fun: "Thanks! I get that ALOT!"
 * Pinkie: "So, Tons'a. What is it like being a celeberty and, working with that Money Feather Harpy?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "It's great! Auntie Money is like family to me! Someone who'll, befriend me for who I am, and.... (Gets sadder), Not just because I'm all jokes and giggles."
 * Pinkie: "...... Are you, unhappy being a somepony everyone looks up too?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Uh, no! It's awesome! Whatever gave you that idea?"
 * Pinkie gave a distrustful face.
 * Tons'a Fun: "Oh look! That pony's selling pineapples!"
 * Tons'a runs over!
 * Tons'a Fun: "How much?"
 * Pineapple Seller: "For you, for free! My kids LOVED your movies!"
 * Tons'a Fun's smild faded apawn getting a pineapple.
 * Tons'a Fun: "... Thanks."
 * Tons'a Walked, and suddenly was interspected by Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: "Admit it! The fabulious celebery life is leaving you unfufilled!"
 * Tons'a Gulp!
 * Tons'a Fun: "Uh..... Look! It's, BIG HOOVES!?"
 * Pinkie: "(GASPS!) WHERE?! IT'S ALWAYS MY DREAM TO BEFRIEND THE MISUNDERSTOOD CREATURE!?"
 * While Pinkie was fanacticly looking, Tons'a ran off!
 * Pinkie: "Tons'a, I don't see him any-"
 * Pinkie realises that Tons'a was running away!
 * Pinkie: "TONS'A, YOU GET BACK HERE!?"
 * Pinkie zoomed off!
 * Twilight: "Spike, I'm going to Mayor Mare's office to discuss were miss Money Feathers should put this, "Stage"."
 * Spike: "Twilight, are you sure this harpy isn't trouble? Didn't she acted, weird when she talked to you?"
 * Twilight: Well, maybe, she attempted to bribe me back there. Besides, I never knew a harpy would be able to gain so much money. Nopony seems to have access to such an amount THAT easily.
 * Spike: Then how did she get that money?
 * Twilight: I don't think it's nice to nose around in her business like I'm some kind of private investigator. I may have the authority to do so, but I believe such an act is wrong.
 * Spike: So you're not going to find out whether or not she's up to something?
 * Twilight: No! Tons'a Fun would be angry at me for such a thing. Wouldn't YOU be angry if someone went through your stuff?
 * Spike: Well, yes, but--
 * Twilight: Then there's nothing to be worried about. It's not like someone's gonna be sneaking inside the castle and stealing various valuables or something.
 * Spike: Yeah...maybe you're right.
 * Twilight: Now let's get started. I need to make sure the place looks nice enough for Mayor Mare and Tons'a Fun to feel comfortable.
 * Spike: Well...I think it's already been done. (Twilight looks behind her to see the place spontaneously set up in a similar decorative)
 * Twilight:...Wow! It looks fabulous!
 * Discord: (In distance) YOU'RE WELCOME!
 * Twilight:...(Sighs) I may respect Discord, but I just can't STAND how he randomly does things and appears at the worst of times. But I have to thank him for this. I'm sure Mayor Mare and Tons'a Fun will like this.
 * Pinkie: (Bursts inside) HAS ANYONE SEEN TONS'A?!? SHE DISAPPEARED AND--Whoa, this place looks nice! But it's missing something...(Quickly puts up a banner with the words 'Tons'a Fun is Awesome' while the camera is on Twilight and Spike) Perfect! (Suddenly, the banner is changed to say 'Pinkie is Jelly')...WHAT THE--?!?
 * Twilight: DISCORD!
 * Discord: (Chuckles in distance as the banner is changed back)
 * Spike: What was that all about, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie: Don't ask! So, what was I about to say?...Uh...Wow, did I forget rather quickly. I guess I should wait in the bathroom. (Goes inside, but while Twilight and Spike turn, Pinkie bursts out) TONS'A FUN!!!...I forgot to ask how she makes those rimshot noises come out of nowhere!...Oh, well! (Goes back in)
 * Spike:...Okay...
 * Twilight:...Well, let's get ba--(Pinkie bursts out again)
 * Pinkie: TONS'A FUN IS MISSING!!!
 * Twilight and Spike: "MISSING!?"
 * Pinkie: "Tons'a and I were talking about Money Feathers, and she said something about not really being happy as a celebery but she then started to deny it and won't confess it, she got a pineapple and then we ran and then suddenly I lost her!"
 * Twilight: "How am I gonna explain this to Money Feathers about this! I am seeing her in the Mayor's office!"
 * Pinkie: "Don't worry! A pony with a crazy mohawk is NOT hard to miss!"
 * Twilight: "That doesn't make the situation less hard to resolve quickly!"
 * Pinkie: "Maybe not, but we CAN'T tell Money Feathers and the Mayor! I can find anypony quick as a flash! It's how I was able to keep up with Rainbow Dash! Just keep Money and Mayor Distracted!"
 * Pinkie zoomed off before Twilight could say anything!
 * Twilight: "Uggh! Why didn't I put Applejack encharged?!"
 * Discord's voice: "Cuase then we've woulnd't have a story."
 * Twilight flew off!
 * Spike: "Well...... I'm virtually alone..... Now to try once again to make another gem cake."
 * Spike walked to the kitchen.
 * Spike is seen with his gems and cooking supplies.
 * Spike: "I can thank Black Kat for teaching me stronger resistence! So the only time I am gonna eat these gems, is when my cake is done!"
 * Stefano slithers in, unseen, and grabs the Gems, and slithers away!
 * Spike: "Now, the first ge-"
 * Spike screams, discoving his Gems is gone!
 * Spike: "WHAT THE!?"
 * Italian singing is heard.
 * Spike: "Huh?"
 * Spike peeks in, to see Stefano singing as he was stealing valuables and money from Twilight's thrownroom!
 * Stefano: "Stealing, Stealling, ain't life a treat? Mozzo, rella, Pizza with cheese, TRA-LA-LA-LA-LA?!"
 * Stefano hums the tune as he turns his attention to Twilight's resting crown.
 * Stefano: "Oh, that is one spicy a meatball of golden cash! I a'bet this would a'sell a'well in the pawn a'store!"
 * Stefano grabs the crown, and swallow it!
 * Stefano: "Thank you, void like stomich to enable me to carry many a loot without'a the stress of holding bags!"
 * Stefano resumes stealing the valuables!
 * Spike quietly gasps!
 * Spike: "A theiving Con-Boa that talks like an italian! I gotta do something!"
 * Stefano tosses a few things, as he was shoving more valuables and money down his throat!
 * Stefano then finds a heart shaped jewel.
 * Stefano: "Oh, this is a real'a charmer! The boss is gonna sing like a canary for you! (Laughs, as he prepares to shallow it)."
 * Spike: "No! My birthday gift for Rarity!"
 * Spike barged in!
 * Spike: "HEY YOU THIEF?! PUT THAT DOWN, AND REGURUTATE ALL OF TWILIGHT'S BELONGINGS, AND I ASSUME MY GEMS!?"
 * Stefano: "Ha! I'm older then'a you, kiddo. I don't scare easily from a little pipsquick."
 * Spike: "I'm warning you! Put all Twilight's stuff back, or we're, gonna have problems!"
 * Stefano only blankly looks at Spike.
 * Stefano smacks Spike across the room, and into a wastebasket!
 * Stefano: "Ha! Too a'easy!"
 * Stefano swallows the heart gem whole!
 * Spike: "Hey! I meant that to be for Rarity! Get it out of your gut now, creep!"
 * Stefano: "No! I only answer to anything that's actselly a threat, you stupid kid! Now, I am gonna steal one last thing! Wait...."
 * Stefano looks at a small idol of a golden Celestia Statue!
 * Stefano: "Oh! That is one beatiful small relica of The Celestia tribute statue! These A'babies are a'worth a fortune!"
 * Spike: "Don't! That's Twilight's most prize processon! That was Celestia's birthday gift to her! It would break her heart if that goes missing!"
 * Stefano looked as if he's relucent.
 * Stefano: "I'm'a sorry, mi ahiro, but I got'a job to do."
 * Stefano prepares to swallow the idol!
 * Spike: (Gasps) NOO!!! (Suddenly, he is magically affected by something, and is taken right to his room where he falls asleep)
 * Stefano: What the--?!?
 * Money Feathers: (Comes out and grabs Stefano by the neck, and drags him away)
 * Money Feathers: WHAT THE F***, STEFANO?!?
 * Stefano: I'm-a sorry, I--
 * Money Feathers: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO GRAB ANY ATTENTION!!! If I hadn't learned spells from Magic University long ago, we would've been busted! Which means OUR DEAL WOULD'VE BEEN RUINED!!! (Stefano gasps) Those are the mistakes we cannot afford to make! They are what nearly got us caught!
 * Stefano: I'm sorry! God, why are-a you always blaming me for these-a things?!?
 * Money Feathers: YOU GOT THE ATTENTION OF A BABY DRAGON!!! WHY DID I HAVE TO HIRE YOU TO DO THIS?!?
 * Stefano: Hey, it's-a not MY fault you're a cheapskate!
 * Money Feathers: Oh, look who's talking? You're just as greedy for money as I am, and that's why I had to CONSTANTLY BAIL YOU OUT OF PRISON FOR ALL YOUR SCREW-UP!!!...(Takes a deep breath) But I can't blame you too much for it. But I'm warning you right now, Stefano, if there is ONE MORE screw-up from you, our deal is FINISHED!!
 * Stefano: Sure-a thing, Money Feathers.
 * Money Feathers: Now, bring me the valuables. (Stefano barfs them out)...Ew!...Now I don't want them anymore.
 * Stefano: Hey, you-a wanted it, you got it! Don't be a total-a germaphobe now!
 * Money Feathers: Talk back again, and I'll kill you!
 * Stefano: Okay!
 * Money Feathers: Now, go put them somewhere safe while I attend a meeting with Mayor Mare and Twilight. And don't blow your last chance, because if you blow it, we're through!
 * Stefano: Yes-a, mam!
 * Money Feathers: And be sure to keep an eye on that baby dragon! He doesn't remember any of your actions or even you in general, but we'll be able to get through the whole party before he figures it out again.
 * Stefano: Got it! Oh, uh, there was also this an idol I missed and uh-
 * Money Feathers: "Leave it! Anything impourent to the princess like THAT is bound to get attention!"
 * Stefano: "Oh, and a crown isn't?"
 * Money Stefano: "She's royalty. She can always get another one. Honestly, royal people are like trust funders."
 * Tons'a Fun: (Hides in an alley)...I think I lost her.
 * Pinkie: Hi! (Tons'a Fun is shocked, and zooms onto the roof of a house)
 * Tons'a Fun:...Whew! That was close--(Pinkie appears with her)
 * Pinkie: Hi! (Tons'a Fun then runs into the lake after grabbing a plant stem to breath through, only for Pinkie to appear behind her with a mask and snorkel tube on) (Gurgling) Hi!
 * Tons'a Fun: (Runs out) HOW DO YOU DO THIS?!? (Hides inside a tree)...
 * Pinkie: (Appears in the tree) Hi!
 * Tons'a Fun: SCREEEEEAAAAMMMM!!! (Hides behind Rarity's Boutique)...(Looks around to see that Pinkie is nowhere to be seen)...I just know she's gonna jump out somewhere. (Turns around to see Pinkie)
 * Pinkie: Hi! (Tons'a tries running, but gives up)...Okay, what's this about with you feeling depressed about your career?
 * Tons'a Fun:...Okay, you deserve the truth. I don't feel like I've been doing well since I made a certain play where I casted a griffin to play a part he didn't like in the end....
 * (Tons'a Fun): It was my play Come What May, where I had an amazing cast. One of them was a griffin named Bonebreaker. He was a very talented griffin for his age even though I heard he had some tantrums before. I starred him off as a character named Spunk, who I described to be 'one of the funniest characters of the play'. The play went well, and everyone enjoyed it. But...
 * Bonebreaker: Oh, Beatrice, I think it would be best if we--(Another actor pushed him out of the way)
 * Actor #1: Beatrice, the ratings of your book are through the roof! I think it's best if we make some sequels!
 * Bonebreaker: But I just--
 * Tons'a Fun: (In the back, signals him to zip it)
 * (Tons'a Fun): I was sure the play was going fine. I also saved the best for last...but it was the worst for Bonebreaker.
 * Bonebreaker: (The group is singing, but then one of the actors splashes a pie in his face) MMPHH!!!
 * (Tons'a Fun): When the play was over, I was sure the entire cast would enjoy it. But Bonebreaker said...
 * Bonebreaker: The butt of all jokes?...You made me THE BUTT OF ALL JOKES?!? AND YOU NEVER F*****G TOLD ME?!?
 * Tons'a Fun: Bonebreaker, your character's description says that Spunk was one of the play's comic reliefs. "Spunk: A griffin who is a mess in the crowd with jokes. He is smart, but he always gets himself in trouble". Is that a problem?
 * Bonebreaker: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT THERE'S A PROBLEM!!! I joined this play to make a career, not to be EMBARRASSED AND MADE A MOCKERY!!! You could've told me I would be the butt of all jokes, and I wouldn't have this problem. You might've even described the character MORE SPECIFICALLY, YOU STUPID FARM ANIMAL!!!
 * Tons'a Fun: Bonebreaker, that's no way to talk to a celebrity!
 * Bonebreaker: YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE A CELEBRITY, YOU HORSE'S ASS!!! You don't go into more detail, you don't care for how someone feels about a role, and you don't take into consideration HOW YOU USE COMEDY!!! I hope you drop dead for this because I QUIT!!! (He storms out of the backstage, leaving Tons'a Fun devastated)
 * (Tons'a Fun): I never forgot those words he said that day. As my career grew, my spirits shrank. I searched for Bonebreaker all my life to apologize, but I never found him. I've spent the last few years blaming myself for humiliating him in front of an entire audience, and never took his tempers seriously. In fact, Money Feathers has started to become antsy about the few times where it felt like I was threatened, and says that Bonebreaker tried to kill me. I know that he hates me, but I know for sure he would NEVER take the time to kill me.
 * Tons'a Fun: But each time it happened, my worries just got worse. I became too sensitive about people adoring me so much they do me favors like giving me things for free and getting me to sign an autograph. I don't know about you, but...I don't feel like I can show up to this party tonight.
 * Pinkie: Oh, is that it? You're upset that you accidentally embarrassed a griffin? I've embarrassed people before, but they didn't seem to mind in the end. Except for this one griffin that I accidentally made lose his feathers, but he didn't seem to say anything and just ran away in anger.
 * Tons'a Fun: You embarrassed a griffin too?
 * Pinkie: Yeah, so it's not that big a deal. The past is the past. Just because somepony says you're not perfect, it doesn't mean you can't get over it. Everypony makes mistakes, and they get over them in a few moments.
 * Tons'a Fun:...You know, Pinkie...you may be right.
 * Pinkie: Of course I'm right. Now what do you say we get you to that party? Discord had the place all set up for your taste.
 * Tons'a Fun: The taste of pizza-z! (Rimshot)
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) Se-seriously, where does that rimshot sound come from?
 * Tons'a Fun: I don't know, actually. Perhaps the producer might be one of my biggest fans! (Rimshot)
 * Pinkie: HAH! Cracked me up! (Laughs)
 * The two walk off.
 * A mysterious figure watches.
 * ???: "The oppertunity couldn't be MORE perfect. (Chuckles.)"
 * Twilight: "Mayor, your not actselly considering letting Money Feathers turn my castle into a stage, are you? You know Celestia takes the tagery and dignity of royal castles seriously!"
 * Mayor Mare: "And I rekindise that, Sparkle! It's just that, Miss Money is very convincing! What better way for Tons'a to preform, then at the castle? I promise nothing impourent will be misplaced or lost."
 * Twilight: "I don't know.... Such things requires Celestia's permission, and-"
 * Money Feathers: "Hey, Sparky, kiddo, Celestia doesn't need to know EVERYTHING, now does she? I promise this is a one time only deal while Tons'a studies how to be a simple, uh, Ponyvill-a-mite."
 * Twilight: "I can never do something without asking Celestia!"
 * Money Feathers: "Oh come on, it's not like she's your mother, is she?"
 * Twilight: "Well, true, but I consider her LIKE a mother. And like ANY mother, she would expect me to handle my position respondably!"
 * Money Feather: "Sparky, I promise this isn't a periment adjustment, it's temporary. It'll be gone as quickly as it comes! Learn to be like Tons'a, and have a sense of fun, huh? Your subjects and your inner circle clearly seem to like her? Why go and disappoint them, Sparky?"
 * Twilight; "....... First of all, STOP calling me Sparky! Second...... Well, only for as long as Tons'a Fun wants it!"
 * Money Feathers: "And trust me when I say, she will! The kid is like a hacthling to me! So trusting, so innosent..... (Wispers) Adorably gullable. (Openly) Alchourse she'll love it!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Thank you Twilight. I promise this will not be regretful!"
 * Twilight: "... I hope so."
 * Twilight came in.
 * Twilight: "Spike? Hello? Are you here?"
 * Twilight notices that her thrownroom door is ajar.
 * Twilight: "What the?"
 * Twilight enters, and gasps!
 * Twilight: "WHAT!? MY ROYAL JEWERLY!? THE ROYAL DONATIONS FOR MY FRIENDSHIP STUDIES?! GONE?! WHO WOULD ROB A PRINCESS!?"
 * Twilight sees the Celestia Idol.
 * Twilight: "Oh, thank goodness your ok!"
 * Twilight grabbed the idol and hugged it like it was a child.
 * Twilight: "I don't know what would've happened if I lost you."
 * ???: "Ugh, Twilight? Your home?"
 * Spike entered.
 * Spike gasped!
 * Spike: "WHAT THE?! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?! I WAS COOKING MY GEM CAKE, THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW, I WOKE UP FACE FIRST IN CAKE BATTER?!"
 * Twilight: "Spike, thank goodness your not seriously hurt.... But I think, somepony robbed us. Someone actselly stolen, from the princess of Equestia! Well, one of them."
 * Spike: "Who would do tha-"
 * Spike gets a mingrane, and gets brief visions of Stefano!
 * Spike: "AGGH!?"
 * Twilight: "Spike!"
 * Spike plopped down!
 * Twilight: "Spike! Spike?!"
 * Twilight grabbed Spike, concerned for someone like her little brother. She started to cry.
 * Rarity: "Twilight! We heard as soon as Discord and Owlisious contacted us! Is Spikey ok?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "AND WHO WAS STUPID AND DEATH WISHFUL ENOUGH TO ROB ONE OF MY FRIENDS, AND A BUCKING PRINCESS NO LESS?!"
 * Applejack: "And if I found out who the dirty snake was, I'll do to him/her, what I am gonna do to this Phonebook!"
 * Applejack rips it effertlessly!
 * Fluttershy: "Isn't that abit excessive?"
 * Pinkie and Tons'a came in!
 * Pinkie: "Twilight! Say it isn't true! Were you, actselly robbed?!"
 * Twilight: Yeah! Someone must be CRAZY to steal from a Princess! Plus, I think they did something to Spike! The doctor said he's in a coma, and not even the simplest of magic can wake him up. He must know who the thief is, but I can't find out because he's in a coma! I swear to Celestia, whoever did this, I'm gonna turn him into the ugliest troll I can think of!
 * Rainbow Dash: That's a much better punishment than Applejack's.
 * Applejack:...Yeah, I think that's good enough.
 * Twilight: I don't know how long this coma might last, but I need to know who did this soon. Somepony might be up to something big here.
 * Tons'a Fun: This is just terrible!
 * Twilight: Oh, you found Tons'a Fun? That didn't take too long. But girls, we need to find out who's responsible for this, and fast!
 * Tons'a Fun: But for now, let's just get started with the party.
 * Twilight: Well, we need someone to keep an eye on Spike.
 * ???: Count me in, Twi! (Discord appears from under the bed) I'll keep an eye on your dragon assistant for you.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Uh...are you sure we can trust you with him, Discord?
 * Discord: Oh, (Scoffs), what do you think I am, a child abuser? Remember when I said I would never bring harm to a child? Clearly you underestimate me!
 * Tons'a Fun: Let's just let him take care of Spike, guys. There's no point in arguing.
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, she's right, girls. Discord is all we've got.
 * Rarity: (Sighs) Very well, Fluttershy! We shall let him watch over Spike.
 * Discord: I assure you, you won't be disappointed. (The girls leave)...(Chuckles, and magically looks into Spike's head to see Spike on a date with Rarity, and laughs) Oh, you're a mean one, Mr. Discord! (Laughs) Let's see what other juicy things he has on his mind...(Laughs) He screwed his petsitting biz!...(Laughs) He was jealous of Twilight's owl!...(Laughs harder) HE HAS A CRUSH ON RARITY!!! THAT ALWAYS CRACKS ME UP WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT! (Laughs)
 * Construction Ponies are seen converting most of the Main Lobby into a stage!
 * Rainbow Dash: "What the?! Twilight, who are these guys?"
 * Twilight: "..... Money Feathers convinced me to allow her to turn the castle into a stage, for Tons'a."
 * Rarity: "This is temorary, right?"
 * Twilight: "Money said so."
 * Money Feathers appeared.
 * Money Feathers: "Sparky, baby, how ya been? How do do you like the stage?"
 * Twilight: "......."
 * Money Feathers: ".... Something wrong, Sparky?"
 * Rarity: "Well, if you MUST know, Spikey-Wikey's in a coma!"
 * Money Feathers made a surprised face!
 * Money Feathers: "A c-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka, (KAW), Coma?"
 * Applejack: "They're like an extended sleep, only it ain't sure you can wake from it. We also found out that Twilight was robbed! What kind of backstabbing, ungratful, treacherious, filthy rattle snake that would steal from a Princess?!"
 * Money Feathers started to sweat!
 * Rainbow Dash saw this, and grew incrisingly suspicious.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Why so sweaty, MF?"
 * Money Feathers: "Duh, who's sweaty? I'm not sweaty!? Uh, MAKE UP ARTEST!? WHERE'S TONS'A'S MAKEUP ARTEST!?"
 * Money Feathers zoomed!
 * Tons'a Fun: "Guys, why did you suspected Money Feathers like that! She's like family to me, and one of my only true friends."
 * Twilight: "Tons'a, I don't wanna sound unwelcoming and accusing, but, have you ever heard of ponies being robbed when you visited cities and towns."
 * Tons'a Fun: "Well, I, have, but, don't those things happen alot? Just because they started to raise up whenever I visit, doesn't mean it has to do with Money Feathers!"
 * Applejack: "Do you even know what her life was like before she met you?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Well, Drive Heart once said Money used to be a poor Harpy. He might know. But Drive always said mean things like Money being a con artist and something about an italian flying green boa. But I know Drivey is just being a silly goose!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "So, your ignoring your driver guy, about what he may know about Money Feathers? And your not at all suspicious on the fact she TRIED to bribe Twilight earlier?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Oh, she does that ALOT with alot of Athority figures. Police, Guards, Polictions, even Princess Cadence when we visited the cristail empire. But don't worry, she's just being a silly goose, and a very persaysive maniger."
 * Money's voice: "Tons'a darling, your make-up artist Lips-Sticker is waiting for you!"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Well, Money calls!"
 * Tons'a innosently hops torwords Money and a Make-up pony.
 * Applejack: ".... I don't think Tons'a realises she may have a bad apple in the acre."
 * Fluttershy: "The poor dear's deludional of what Money may really be."
 * Pinkie: "She wanted a friend who sees her as she is...."
 * Rarity: "The poor darling is seeing it on the wrong person."
 * Twilight: "..... Girls, we need to find Drive Heart!"
 * Drive Heart is seen sighing.
 * Drive Heart: "Oh, Tons'a.... Why aren't you listening to me about that Harpy?'
 * Drive Heart looks at a photo of her and Tons'a as foals.
 * Drive Heart's Carrage partner, a female Earth Pony, came up to him.
 * Female Pony: "Drive Heart, you sad Unicorn. You still haven't told Tons'a your true feelings for her?"
 * Drive Heart: "How can I when that monster Harpy will turn a decent romance into a popblisity stunt, Cerry Carrage? To protact my love, I have to pretend to be, disinterested in her funny nature.... Why does she still keep that, birdy bitch?"
 * Cerry: "..... Aside from us, she doesn't have alot of friends that cared for her, as who she is on the inside, not cause of her career and talent. Money is also.... Convincing that she cares for Tons'a, outside of being someone who attacts money."
 * Drive Heart: "Outside of you, I don't know if I'll ever get anyone to listen."
 * Twilight: (Appears with the others) Drive Heart? Can we talk? (Drive Heart quickly hides the picture)
 * Drive Heart: Princess Twilight?!? Uh...what is it?
 * Applejack: We understand that you might think that Money Feathers might not be the most honest harpy to Tons'a.
 * Drive Heart: You...you do?
 * Applejack: Oh, of course! Some valuables of Twilight's have been stolen recently. Her assistant, Spike, is also in a coma. You got any ideas on who this might be?
 * Drive Heart: (Sighs) Finally, someone else understands me!
 * Twilight: Would you mind telling us what you know about her?
 * Drive Heart: Well, I don't know much, but I have heard rumors that she does dealings with this Italian flying snake with wings named Stefano. If you might've guessed by now, she's a cheapskate. But not just that, but she is said to have gotten the money she got by stealing it.
 * Rarity: Oh, dear!
 * Drive Heart: Unfortunately, I have no proof that she's like that. She doesn't say where she stashes her money, but all I know is she's rich. Tons'a Fun is among the few who doesn't listen, or even believe me.
 * Twilight: Has there been any thefts of valuables wherever you go?
 * Drive Heart: A few. But in each one, the thief gets away, leaving no traces of evidence behind.
 * Twilight: Well...I think we've got all we need. Thank you, Mr. Drive Heart.
 * Drive Heart: It's my pleasure. (The group leaves)
 * Twilight: Well, girls, we're still gonna need to have this performance for Tons'a Fun, but some of us have to stand guard for any other thieves coming to the Castle.
 * Rainbow Dash: You got it, Twilight! No thief will be safe from us.
 * Applejack: Yer' darn-tootin' they won't. Especially how my legs will knock them all the way to Kingdom Come!
 * Rarity: I sure hope my self-defense skills pay off with protecting the Castle.
 * Fluttershy: I hope there's still some assertiveness left in me somewhere.
 * Pinkie: I'll make a cake out of them. (Takes out a cake)
 * Twilight: Great. I'm glad for all of us. Now let's go. (They go inside the Castle)
 * Discord: (Still looking in Spike's mind and laughing) This is just too rich! (Laughs) He wet his bed over 57 times while dreaming of Rarity! (Laughs) I-I can't breathe! I can't breathe! (Laughs until Twilight and the others enter)
 * Twilight: Uh, Discord? What're you doing?
 * Discord:...I, uh, Spike's still okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: You weren't violating his private thoughts, were you?
 * Discord: Wha--?!? Of course not! When have I ever done such a thing?
 * Applejack: Well, you looked into our friendship journal without asking, that's something.
 * Twilight: Not to mention you were looking in my childhood diary once.
 * Discord:...How did you know that?
 * Twilight: You left a tuft of your tail hairs on it.
 * Discord: (Chuckles) Well, I...I just...(Everyone looks at him sternly)...Alright, fine, yes I was! But I was still watching him like I said.
 * Rarity: Well, I don't even know what to say after overhearing you saying that Spike wet his bed 57 times dreaming of me. You are just a jerk!
 * Discord: Well, at least I'm not a TRUE jerk! But your precious 'boyfriend' is still okay. So go ahead and do your thing, and let me keep doing your favor. (Snaps)
 * Rainbow Dash: Now--(They are all teleported away)
 * Discord: (Sighs) Wow, I thought they'd NEVER leave! (Looks into Twilight's photo album)...(Laughs) Twilight sure had a mess with her meals at an age like that! (Laughs)
 * Tons'a was very sytilised.
 * Lips Sticker: "Oh-la-la, Miss Tons, you are more dress up then a Coltina doll!"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Funny, I was offered a role to play one for this movie about a sentient Coltina doll own by this Asiantic Unicorn. At least I won't have to worry about rescearhing THAT role sometime soon."
 * Money Feathers: "Tons'a, you are marvelious today! How did you enjoy your tour?"
 * Tons'a Fun: "Oh, it was great, but..... I feel awful we're still holding a stage here even when Twilight got robbed. Shouldn't we just, move it somewhere else?"
 * Money Feathers: "Darling, nothing says impourence like a royal castle! Besides, I'm sure it's just, a freak accsident. Try not to, concern yourself with it."
 * Rainbow Dash: (Discord's spell teleports her and the others there) ...you hold on, we're not done with--(Sees they're somewhere else)...you...(Sighs) Darn!
 * Twilight: There's no need to scold him, girls. We have a job to do, remember?
 * Rarity: Yes. But I'm just wishing right now that I didn't know of Spike wetting his bed when he dreams about me. Just disturbing.
 * Twilight: I wish I could erase your mind of that, too.
 * Pinkie: Ooh, there's Tons'a! Wow, she looks nice.
 * Rarity: Oh, my, that's just stunning. She even used clothes of my design. I never knew it would look so good on a comedian. I mean, damn!
 * Tons'a Fun: Well, thanks for the compliment, girls. Is your dragon friend okay?
 * Twilight: He's fine. We left Discord in charge of watching over him.
 * Fluttershy: I wasn't that bit surprised that he was violating Spike's privacy by reading his mind. He seriously needs to find an alternative way to amuse himself.
 * Tons'a Fun: You mean like that? (Points a the banner, and it says 'Pinkie is Jelly' again)
 * Twilight: (Shrugs and face-hooves herself) Discord, really?!? (The banner goes back to normal)
 * Pinkie: How long has that banner been like that?
 * Tons'a Fun: Since you went out.
 * Rarity: Pardon me, but what does 'jelly' mean?
 * Tons'a Fun: It's his abbreviation for 'jealous'.
 * Rainbow Dash: OH, COME ON, HE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?
 * Tons'a Fun: Pinkie's not jealous of me. I'm sure she has that behind her already. Right, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie: You bet!
 * Tons'a Fun: "So, what brings you back?"
 * Money Feathers: "Tons'a darling, 5 minutes until the biggest show ever! I have already began to sell tickets! 700 Bits is a good price, yes?"
 * Tons'a: ".... Isn't that a bit pricey to a rural place like Ponyville?"
 * Money Feathers: Maybe, but it's still selling. Ponies don't seem to mind that much. (The ponies are seen in a short line)...Okay, we need a lot more guests....(Changes the price to 200) Much better!
 * Applejack: I'm not sure 200 would work either--(Ponies come into the line out of nowhere, making the line longer)...Wow, that was quick.
 * Money Feathers: Check and mate! So, you girls willing to watch them perform? If so, all of you except Twilight have to pay the toll.
 * Rarity: Pardon me?
 * Rainbow Dash: FYI, this is OUR castle. We have homes, but we do spend time here when we need it.
 * Money Feathers: Rules are rules, lady. No money, no show!
 * Twilight: How about I pay you all the money I have for them?
 * Money Feathers: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
 * Twilight: 300 bits.
 * Money Feathers: REALLY?!?
 * Twilight: I get a few donation gifts from the folks every once in a while, so I don't mind running out.
 * Money Feathers: Now THAT'S a deal, Princess! (Takes the money) You girls are clear to see the show.
 * Pinkie: YAY!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Thanks for that, Twilight.
 * Twilight: Don't mention it.
 * Applejack: How long until this show starts, Tons'a?
 * Tons'a Fun: 30 minutes.
 * Pinkie: Oh, that's not too long.
 * Twilight: Girls, let's still remember to keep an eye out for any thieves, so we need to stay in the show for half the time...How long will the show be?
 * Tons'a Fun: An hour.
 * Twilight: 30 minutes. (The group agrees) Well, let's get started. See you soon, Tons'a!
 * Tons'a Fun: Cool beans. (Leaves)...You wouldn't happen to know of the theft of some valuables, would you, Money Feathers?
 * Money Feathers: Oh, I know, but I'm positive I don't know who did it. Just go get ready.
 * Tons'a Fun: Okay, then. (Leaves as Money Feathers leaves, and an unknown figure is seen silhouetted out the window, and disappears)
 * Twilight: "Ok, the show is coming soon, so at least three of us need to be on watch! Fluttershy, Rarity, your with me, Rainbow, Pinkie, you two and Applejack will go on theif patrol and keep an eye out for anything suspicious."
 * Applejack: "You can count on us, sugercube."
 * The Three split.

Chapter 3: Bonebreaker's Revenge
Ponyville.
 * Applejack: "Girls, I'll take one side, Rainbow's sky patrol, Pinkie, you go another way!"
 * The trio split up.
 * Pinkie: "Ok, it's time to take extreme measures! (Turns into A detecive) PINKIE PIE SYTILE!" (She goes into a dark alley where she is seen by the griffin silhouette)
 * Bonebreaker: Yes! The perfect place to be isolated. That pony could be of use to me. She'll not only give me the key to killing Tons'a Fun, but I'll even get her life ruined in the process for humiliating me! (Chuckles as he flew down into the alley)
 * Pinkie: (Whistles and jumps and then the silhouette's shadow appears behind her)...Oh, hello there. Who are you? (The silhouette is confused, and he shows himself as a griffin with dark and light brown feathers and dark-orange talons and a beak)...Oh, you're a griffin. I--...Hey, haven't I seen you before?
 * Griffin: I doubt it, Ms. Pinkie Pie. I'm new in town, and I have heard about your reputation as an entertainer being spectacular.
 * Pinkie: Hmm, thanks for the compliment, Mr. Familiar-Looking Griffin.
 * Griffin: Please, my name is Bonebreaker.
 * Pinkie: Wait a minute, Bonebreaker? The griffin that scolded Tons'a Fun for embarrassing him in a play?
 * Bonebreaker: Afraid so. But don't judge me for the past. When you age, qualities tend to change. I'm a changed bird now.
 * Pinkie: You're a griffin!
 * Bonebreaker: IT WAS FIGURATIVE, YOU LITTLE--...Pardon me, your mind seems to play tricks on you once in a while.
 * Pinkie:...Well, what do you want with me?
 * Bonebreaker: I came to Ponyville because I heard Tons'a Fun was visiting. I wanted to say I was sorry, but I can't seem to find her anywhere.
 * Pinkie: Well, why didn't you say so? She's at the Castle. I'll go tell her--
 * Bonebreaker: NO!...Uh, I mean, it's best if I wait until I do the deed. I just got here, and I feel like I need a breather. Flying to a place gets you feeling tired and wore out.
 * Pinkie: Why not rest on some clouds? That's what my friend, Rainbow Dash, would do when she gets tired.
 * Bonebreaker: I don't trust those things that much. Too much fluff, and are too comfortable. I usually fall asleep the minute I rest on them. I mean, DAMN, pegasi must be good sleepers with that kind of comfort.
 * Pinkie: Oh, they ARE comfortable. My friend, Twilight, cast a spell on me that would allow me to walk on clouds, and MAN, are they soft.
 * Bonebreaker: Let's not get off the subject, shall we? I found out throughout the years that Tons'a Fun was feeling down after that play. And judging by how you recognized me, I can assume she told you.
 * Pinkie: Yeah. In fact, she also says that her associates said that you tried to kill her.
 * Bonebreaker: WHAT?!? (Scoffs) What exactly were they smoking to say THAT?!?...Ahem, I mean, you should know that that's not exactly true.
 * Pinkie: Well, she sounded pretty serious to me.
 * Bonebreaker: I assure you, Ms. Pie, I never tried to do such a thing.
 * Pinkie: Then...then do you think she's hiding something deeper?
 * Bonebreaker: That's probably the case, yes.
 * Pinkie: Hmm...
 * Suddenly, the episode is paused.
 * Discord is seen on a chear watching it on DVD.
 * Discord: "Now I know what your thinking. Is Pinkie REALLY gonna trust a questionable stranger and obvious lier with a name like "Bonebreaker?".... Sadly, we don't get plots for being smart about these things, and we need SOMETHING to prevent this episode from being too short, cause a con artist Harpy and a morally unsure flying boa would be done and out in a snap. Also, it's Pinkie Pie. We all know how overly trusting she is. So, I am asking you people to bear it with us. The ensuing comedy will be worth it in the end. Now back to the show. Oh and, by the way, the lougers will get here soon enough. It's just gonna be like "Project Nosferatu", it's going to be awhile."
 * Discord presses a button, and the episode resumes.
 * Pinkie: "..... Ok, but only as long as YOU don't try anything mean! I always make sure bullies get their just deserts! So if you hurt Tons'a, I'll make you regret it!"
 * Bonebreaker: "Kid, you got my word that I won't be up to anything!"
 * Pinkie: "(Still Not completely trusting) Okie Dookie Loki."
 * Pinkie walked off.
 * Bonebreaker: "(Wispers) Sucker....."

Chapter 4: Things Get Flat...Literally
5 minutes before the show. Inside, near seconds before the show. Backstage. Castle Stage
 * Pinkie, Rainbow, and Applejack returned.
 * Twilight: "Anything yet?"
 * Applejack: "So far, nothing."
 * Twilight: "Then it's time to change positions. My team will take up patrols. You watch over Tons'a. Seek me out if you see Money up to anything."
 * The two proceed to do such, as Bonebreaker hiddenly sneaks in the castle.
 * Applejack: "I'll secure the Throweroom, Rainbow, You watch from the balcony, Pinkie, you keep Tons'a safe."
 * Pinkie saluted, and bounce off.
 * Tons'a was walking back and forth, anxious for the show.
 * Pinkie showed up.
 * Pinkie: "Hey Tons'a, there's something I need to tell you."
 * Tons'a Fun: "Can it wait Pinks? It's almost time?"
 * Money's voice: "Ladies and Gentle-horses, who's money is un-refundable! I give you....... TONS'A FUN!?"
 * Audience cheer!
 * Tons'a Fun: "I'll talk later!" (Leaves)
 * Bonebreaker: (Appears) Pinkie! I told you not to tell her before it's time!
 * Pinkie: Honestly, I don't see what's so wrong about it.
 * Bonebreaker: LOOK, YOU LITTLE--Uh...(Clears throat) She was in the middle of a performance. Do you think it would be fair for you to interrupt her like that?
 * Pinkie: Well...no.
 * Bonebreaker: Then we can't tell her yet. You have to promise me you won't do it until I'm ready.
 * Pinkie: I Pinkie Promise!
 * Bonebreaker: Don't you mean 'pinkie swear'?
 * Pinkie: I don't have fingers, silly!
 * Bonebreaker: Oh. Well...I'll take that as a yes.
 * Pinkie: When do you think you'll be ready?
 * Bonebreaker: Soon, Pinkie. Soon. Now I need to go. (Leaves as he smiles sinisterly)
 * Pinkie:...Well, bye-bye, Bonebreaker! Now I'd better get to the show.
 * Pinkie: (Zooms up to a seat)
 * Tons'a Fun: (Appears as Seinfeld-like music plays) Hey there, Hi there, Ho there! You're all a charming audience. I mean, I've met ponies who are so charming, sirens fall for them the same way they fall on THEM! (Rimshot, and everyone laughs)
 * Pinkie: HAH! That was a good one.
 * Tons'a Fun: Man, that must've been embarrassing for both sides of the argument. The siren was like "This is the first time I actually had the hots for someone in my life. I mean, WOW, can that hottie show off his body like a siren!". And the stallion was like "Oh my, God! I can't believe I nearly brought myself to a...hot siren with the body as hot as a human woman. Even when I'M ALREADY MARRIED!" (Everyone laughs) They both said that they weren't really meant for each other, anyway. I'm pretty sure their pheromone glands would agree. (Everyone laughs)
 * Bonebreaker: (Lets loose a hanging sandbag as it swings towards Tons'a Fun)
 * Pinkie: (Her tail twitches) Oh, goodness!
 * Tons'a Fun: (Feels ticklish in her tail and laughs, causing her to fall, and miss the swinging bag, and it goes back and hits Bonebreaker) Sorry, folks. My fun sense was twitching. It does that when something funny is about to happen.
 * Pinkie: Wow! Just like me Pinkie Sense!
 * Pony #1: I think it was the swinging bag that missed you when you fell to the floor.
 * Tons'a Fun: Oh, really? (The rope swings down onto her with the bag empty, and Bonebreaker is left covered in sand)...Somepony should really fix that. But I guess it won't be that easy since it takes someone a while to tie certain knots. I mean, it took me years to learn how to tie a shoelace. Oh, how ironic, we don't wear shoes! (Everyone laughs)
 * Bonebreaker: Oh, very funny! Well, I'm not done here!