Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius

Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius is the ??? moisode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, Sandy's old mutant frog rival, Hank Darwin Spooner, returns once again and kidnaps Princess Celestia to harness her perfect DNA for his insane ajenda. Now it's up to The Shell Lodge Squad and The Equestria Ponies to save her and stop Hank before he infects the UUniverses with his mutating flatworm.

Chapter 1- Hank Returns!
Cybernetics Lab
 * Chronicler- (Narrating as camera is on Planet POI-SON in the Toxen System) "There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." Charles Darwin, 1856 AD. For many years, Charles Darwin has been known as the Father of Evolution. Everyone in the UUniverses worshipped him for his theories of evolution such as 'Survival of the Fittest', and 'Natural Selection'. But one person used these theories for pure evil. His name: Hank Darwin Spooner the Mutated Frog. He was always intent on using a mutating flatworm to improve evolutionary history, but it backfired. Now he spends his exile on Planet POI-SON, a planet in the Toxen System in the Miramax Universe. He had been beaten twice, but now he's back, and he's heavily protected. I never realized he would get so close to infecting the entire UUniverses until it was too late.
 * Hank- (In his base on Planet POI-SON, inhabited by mutated zombies) DAG NABBIT! This is total backwash, Jetstorm! How am I s'pose to speed up evolution with those punk Shell Lodgers stopping me? I can't even collect any flatworms without that lab-rat, Sandy watching! Watch! (Uses sensor machine to detect Ribeiroia flatworms, and just as he tries to collect them...)
 * Sandy- (On computer) Don't even think about it, Hank!
 * Hank- (Shrugs) At this rate, I'll never accelerate evolution. Maybe I should just quit and just be a god-darn naturalist!
 * Jetstorm- What? That sounds like quitter talk! I absolutely resent that!
 * Hank- Well, I've tried every trick in the book, and all that failed!
 * Jetstorm- You've only been beaten twice.
 * Hank- Oh, of course. I guess my mega-genius isn't exactly what it's s'posed to be.
 * Jatstorm- Well, the point is you can't give up easily! That's just schnitzel-talk. And if you're a schnitzel, I'm gonna have to slap you silly.
 * Hank- I AIN'T NO SCHNITZEL! SHADDAP, YOU PIPSQUEAK! Geez, you're as sarcastic as your nephew, Sparx.
 * Jetstorm- Then I advise you just try again. Good doesn't always win.
 * Hank- Well, that seems impossible for those misfits! With their large number of members, they're pretty much too good for me.
 * Jetstorm- (Sighs) Well, I guess there's only one way to talk you out of this. You remember Lord Shen? That peacock in the Shell Lodge?
 * Hank- Yeah?
 * Jetstorm- A former villain. He's practically the General of the Shell Lodge. He holds all of the Shell Lodgers' armoury. Get to him, and you'll weaken the Shell Lodge. He's got a niece who appears to be Princess Kairi, an all-around known Princess of Hearts. Shen's even got a girlfriend. Princess Celestia, the ruler of Planet Equestria.
 * Hank- Hmm, that ain't a bad idea, Jetstorm. How'd you learn that?
 * Jetstorm- Wikipedia.
 * Hank- Oh, you naughty dragonfly-bat, you! Well, I guess I should send some of my zombies to kidnap the 2 ladies.
 * Jetstorm- Hold it, Hank! There's something you must know. Kairi is under full protection of the Shell Lodgers. Even your zombies are no match for that. I recommend you just invade Equestria and capture Princess Celestia.
 * Hank- Good observation, Jetstorm. Well, if it means total evolutionary domination, then so be it. Kiki!
 * Zombie Rat- YEEHHHS, MAAAHHSTEEEEHHHRRR (Yes, Master?)
 * Hank- I must have this 'Princess Celestia'! How is the creation of my grandest creation goin'?
 * Zombie- Duuh, VEEEHHHRY WEEEHHL, MAHHSTEEHR! (Duh, very well, Master!)
 * Hank- Excellent! I must see it to believe it.
 * Zombie- RRIIIEEEGHT AWAAAYYY, MAASSSTEEEHHHRR! (Right away, Master!)(Takes Hank to creation)
 * Hank- So, Kiki? Does he have phasers? 'Cause remember last time, they could really be useful!
 * Kiki- OOH, YEEEHHS, MAHSTEHR! WEE SUHHR DIIHHD GIIHVE HEEM PHAEHSEHRS! (Oh, yes, Master! We sure did give him phasers)
 * Zombie Monkey- Hmm...Duuh, DEEH TEHHNSHEN SEEEHMS TOOOH BEE PUUHHRFEKKT! (Hmm...Duh, the tension seems to be perfect)
 * Zombie Lizard- WEEHHL, HAAAHW AHHR HIIHS REEFREXEHS? (Well, how are his reflexes?)
 * Zombie Monkey- (Falcon quickly blasts Zombie Monkey with phasers) YAAAAHHHK! NNNNYYOT BAHHD (Not bad)!
 * Cyborg- Apologies, Kookie! I was just giving them a test run. (Chuckles)
 * Hank- Ah, yes! My latest scientific creation created by my super-intelligent mind! A delightful blend of a bird and machine. With just a sprinklin' touch of uranium, I shall call ya'...MECHATALON!
 * Cyborg- That's stupid!
 * Kiki- ACTUEALLEHH, MECHAWHAEVA, HEE WACHEEES BAAAHTLEBOHHTS (Actually, Mecha-whatever, he watches BattleBots)! HEE'S EHKSTREMELY GOOOOHD AHT COOHMING UHHHP WIHHT NAEEMES LIEK THAAHT (He's extremely good at coming up with names like that)!
 * MechaTalon- 'MechaTalon', love it. It's pretty catchy. Now, what are your orders, Master Hank?
 * Hank- Launch an immediate assault on the Planet of the Pretty, Pretty Ponies! That's Equestria, by the way.
 * MechaTalon- Splendid! A chance to use these! (Fires Phasers at dummy)
 * Hank- OOOH, The Phasers!
 * ???: "HEY! What about me, boss? I'm stronger then some dang bird! (A mutanted Crocadile with a humongus mutated arm and wearing over-alls bursts out of the wall!) Let me get the Pony Princess!"
 * Hank: "No offence, Crocivore, you have the brutaility, sure, but however, the worms have effected your sense of intelligents."
 * Crocivore: "Huh?"
 * Jetstorm: "He means your stupid, stupid."
 * Crocivore: "Hey, i no need smartness to crush enemy! i got a big arm! (slams the floor to make a huge hole!)"
 * Hank: "CAREFUL! this planet is not known to have the nearest repair shop! it's a miritcale this place didn't get destroyed by your bruteness by now!"
 * MechaTalon: "Actselly, sir, i could use alittle back up, since Celestia is an all impourent ruler, she is bound to have guards."
 * Hank: "Hmm. alcourse, no ruler should be without alittle defence."
 * Jetstorm: "All do respect, boss, you sure Crocivore can trusted with this mission?"
 * Hank: "Which is why, your going with them."
 * Jetstorm: "Very good sir, i, duh, i, are-, duh gya, your not joking?!"

Chapter 2- Invasion on Equestria
Equestria Canterlot
 * Rainbow Dash- (Spaceship appears in the sky) What is that?
 * Rarity- Girls, I'm back! (Sees spaceship) WHA-HA-HA-HA!
 * Twilight- What is that thing?
 * Pinkie Pie- Is it Nightmare Moon, oh no, it's Nightmare Moon, oh no, take cover, everybody take cover! AAAHH!
 * Rainbow Dash- Relax, Drama Queen! This isn't Nightmare Moon. It's just an alien spaceship.
 * Applejack- I wonder what's up there.
 * Flluttershy- I'm terrifived!
 * Rainbow Dash- Here, let me check!
 * Rainbow Dash flys up, looks in the spaceship, and sees mutant zombies!
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHOA!"
 * Dash zoomed back torwords the others.
 * Rainbow Dash: Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
 * Applejack: "Spit it out, dang nabbit!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Equestia's being invaded by zombie mutants!"
 * Fluttershy-...Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...ZOMBIES!
 * Applejack- What? Zombies? Ain't they, like, from movies 'r somethin?
 * Rainbow Dash: I saw them! They were animal zombies! They were ugly! Man, i don't think i'll watch The Thing the same way again!
 * Twilight- We need to warn Princess Celestia!
 * Twilight- It was huge, it was scary-looking, and it didn't look friendly!
 * Fluttershy- And there were animal zombies on board!
 * Princess Celestia- "Mutant animals from space? kinda farfatched, don't you think?"
 * Twilight- But your highness! I sensed it.
 * Princess Celestia- Well, what do they want exactly?
 * Rainbow Dash- Well, we don't know for sure, your highness! But when I saw them, they said something about 'kidnapping'.
 * Rarity- Oh, no! They must be looking for one of us!
 * Applejack- But who? Who could possibly be so important? (All ponies look at the Princess)
 * Princess Celestia- "Oh dear, this may prove to be a problem."
 * Twilight- Well, in that case, we must get you someplace safe--(Spaceship blasts down Throne Room)
 * Fluttershy- (Brick crushes wing) OW! My wing!
 * Applejack- What in tarnation was that?
 * Rarity- Oh no! LOOK! (All ponies see spaceship in sky)
 * Princess Celestria- Great equestia! Look at the size of that behemoth!
 * MechaFalcon- (In cockpit of spaceship) Zombies, move in! (Zombies surround ponies, and Crocovore appears and roars)
 * Applejack- Hoppin' hooves! That is one ugly critter!
 * Crocovore- You're coming with me, Your Highness!
 * Princess Celestra- "I refuse to abandon my subjects! no matter what hostile in invader said!"
 * Rainbow Dash- Everyone, grab my hooves! I'll get us outta he
 * Crocovore smacks away Rainbow Dash and the other ponies!
 * Celestia: "As Princess of this land, i refuse to standby and let you threat this world!)
 * Celestia rose up and fires away at the mutants!
 * Crocovore grabs Celestia's tail and slams her into the floor!
 * Crocovore- MechaFalcon? We got her!
 * MechaFalcon- Good work, Crocovore! Now hold still, and I'll teleport you all back! (Crocovore and zombies teleport away, and spaceship blasts away)
 * Twilight- Oh, no!
 * Rainbow Dash- This is not gonna look good in the Rainbow Dash club.

Chapter 3- Rescue Mission
Dragon Temple Communications Room in Gilda's and Trixie's room.
 * Lord Shen- (Holding a picture of Princess Celestria) Oh, god, Princess Celestia! You are one hot Alicorn! (Kisses picture, then SpongeBob comes in)
 * SpongeBob- Lord Shen, I--What the barnacle? (Sees Lord Shen kissing picture) I...um...this is really a bad time right now.
 * Lord Shen- Square one? What gives you the nerve to disturb my privacy?
 * SpongeBob- We got an urgent communique! There's been a kidnapping!
 * Lord Shen- Oh, boy! Finally, some action! It's been weeks since we had a mission. Where's it from? Atlantica? New Orleans? Paris? Area 52 perhaps?
 * SpongeBob- No, it's from Equestria!
 * Lord Shen- (Eyelids shrink) Ahem, uh, we'd better go see what's going on.
 * Kowalski: (Lodgers are calling Equestria) Hello? Pinkie? Twilight? Dash? Anyone? Can you hear me? This is The Shell Lodge Squad! Do you copy?
 * Lord Shen- C'mon, hurry up, penguin!
 * Kowalski- I'm trying, man! Don't rush me! Hello, anyone there?
 * Twilight- (On screen) Kowalski? Oh, thank goodness it's you!
 * Kowalski- Twilight! It's you!
 * SpongeBob- What's happened, Ms. Twilight? Who's been kidnapped?
 * Twilight- It's Princess Celestia! She's been kidnapped!
 * Lord Shen- Celestia?!?...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Screams so loud, the entire UUniverses can hear) WHO DID IT?!? WHO'S THE SON OF A DING-DONG THAT KIDNAPPED THAT BEAUTIFUL ALICORN?!? WHOEVER IT IS, I'VE GOT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH THAT NEEDS DELIVERING!!
 * Shenzi-...Ignore him, this could go on for a while! Who did it?
 * Applejack- It was big, broad, and ugly! A crocodile with a big arm! There were zombie mutants everywhere! Yall' gotta' save her!
 * Sandy- 'Zombie Mutants'? Oh, no! This could only mean one thing! I believe this is the work of that freak of nature, Hank! No doubt that disgustin' deformed frog had something to do with it!
 * Lord Shen- Why that slimy old freak! I swear, when I'm done with him, we'll be having double frog leg supreme for dinner!
 * Rico- Eew!
 * SpongeBob- Guys, we gotta save her! Who knows what crazy experiments Hank is hoping to do on that beautiful princess?
 * Shifu- Well, let's get going!
 * Mr. Dodo- I'll fire up the van!
 * Banzai- I call shotgun!
 * Icky- Banzai, there's only a driver's seat in the front, you should know that!
 * Rainbow Dash- We're coming, too! Princess Celestia is OUR ruler, and we need to be there for her as well!
 * Squidward- (Shrugs) Fine, we'll go to Equestria and pick you up!
 * SpongeBob- Everyone, let's move!
 * Trixie: "I, the great and powerful Trixie of the Shell Louge Squad, and the most charming of them all, will now dazzle you with my powerful-"
 * Gilda: "Aw, save it Trixs, we all know what self glouting leads too."
 * Trixie: "Oh sure, you unintentionaly inspire two idiot young colts, and an Ursa Minor attacks town. well, now with this, charming new position, i won't have to deal with Twilight Sparkle, as you with your former friend Rainbow Dash."
 * (Icky kicks the door in)
 * Icky: "Yo, Trixie, (romanticaly) and gilda (serious) we're heading for Equestia, you too better pack up! you'll be given an explanation, LATER!"
 * Icky walks away.
 * Trixie: "Horse poo."

Chapter 4- Hank's New Plan
POI-SON
 * Hank- (Princess Celestia inside glass cage with tiny holes) Yes! The ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia! I'm Hank the mutant genius!
 * Princess Celestia- Ew, gross! I don't like to see frogs look like that! It's totally unnatural!
 * Hank- Well, I can at least say that Jetstorm did well on watchin' over Crocovore. Good work, you two.
 * Crocovore- Thank you, boss!
 * Jetstorm- Yes, thank you!
 * Princess Celestia- You really think you have me? I'm more powerful than you can imagine! (Uses powers, but cube-shaped energy shield deflects them back at her) OUCH! What in the name of Equestria is this matter of trickery?!?
 * Hank- Just a lil' thing created by my incredible intellect. That glass cage is covered with a transmagnetic shield. It blocks all of yer' magical powers. Plus, that glass ain't really glass. It's actually a transparent indestructible substance called carbonium. Not even a rocket-launcher can bust through that stuff. You're stuck here!
 * Princess Celestia- YOU FIEND!
 * Zombie- MAAAHHSTEEEHR? YOOHH SHOOOHHD PROOHBUHBLEEH SEEH THIIHS! (Master? You should probably see this!)
 * Hank- Hmm...(Looks at computer)...Darwin's Finches! The DNA readings of this princess are through the roof! DNA this advanced could give her powers far beyond my comprehension, even if she never learned her magic spells!
 * Princess Celestia- Of course! I'm a Alicorn! i am a daughter of the previous controllers of the sun and moon!
 * Hank- Impressive! I must have this DNA! If I can decode the genetic puzzle of this princess, perhaps I can apply it to my mutating flatoworms.
 * Princess Celestia- Flatworms? That's repulsive! don't you know it's dangerious trying to mimic the work of the creaters?
 * Hank- Yeah, whatever! Someone get me a DNA sample from her. I must engineer my worms with that DNA so they can become stronger. (Zombie reaches hand into glass cage, but Princess Celestia zaps it!)
 * Zombie- AAARRGH!
 * the Zombie deteariates from Celestia's magic.
 * Hank- Oh, a wise pony, huh? Well, I'll teach ya' some manners! (Uses hypnotic ray to take control of Celestria) Don't move!
 * Princess Celestia- (Hypnotised) As you wish! (Zombie reaches inside glass cage, and plucks hair out) OUCH!
 * Hank- Good work, Kiki!
 * Kiki- THEEHNK YOO, MAHHSTEHHR! (Thank you, master!)
 * Hank- Zombies? Secure the perimeter! She does not leave this planet!
 * Princess Celestia- You know my best student, her friends, and the Shell Louge Squad will be right behind me!
 * Hank- Please! I'll handle them soon enough! Make sure she doesn't get out!
 * Zombie- YEEEHHS, MASSHTEERRH! (Yes, master!)

Chapter 5- 65.2 Lightyears From Home
Equestrian Atmosphere In Van Equestrian Atmosphere Later... Van storage room.
 * Mr. Dodo- (Van comes out of lightspeed) Attention, all Shell Lodgers! We have made it to Equestria. We'll be landing in 2 minutes.
 * Icky- (Icky and Gilda sit in the same seat)...(Icky scooches closer to Gilda)
 * Gilda- Hey, what're you doing, ugly?
 * Icky- Uh, nothing! Just, uh...
 * Gilda- Still crushed on me?
 * Icky- NO!
 * Gilda- Please! I can tell just by looking at you. I know that's what you're doing.
 * Icky- You've got no proof of that whatsoever! (Gilda notes Icky holding some of her feathers)...Okay, okay, you got me!
 * Gilda- I thought so!
 * Icky- Look, I'm sorry. I just can't exactly handle us being friends. It probably might not work out. I mean look at Kowalski over there!
 * Kowalski- (With picture of Doris, mimics her) 'Hey, Kowalski! Wanna go out! Neddy and I just broke up!' YES!, uh, I mean...sure!...(Cries, and bangs his head on the wall) Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris!
 * Icky- And it's been 7 years since they broke up!
 * Gilda- Icky, the only reason we're friends is because I haven't had any in a long time since my outburst at that party. So, could you at least go with it?
 * Icky-...(Cries, bangs head on wall)
 * Mr. Dodo- Attention, please! We've entered the Equestrian Troposphere. Please brace yourselves, because we're beginning our descent! (Van lands right near Twilight's house)
 * Sam- Well, here we are on Planet Equestria. Where ponies, unicorns, and pegasi roam free in grace and harmony.
 * Max- Actually, Sam, I think the term is 'winged horsie'!
 * Twilight- GUYS! You're finally here!
 * SpongeBob- Hello, Ms. Sparkle. Are you and your friends ready? It's gonna be a long trip.
 * Kowalski- He's right. I've already calculated that the distance between Equestria and POI-SON are 20 parsecs. (Skipper spits coffee out)
 * Skipper- WHAT?!? 20 PARSECS?!? (Calms himself down) No big deal! Kowalski? How much time until we get there by hyperspeed?
 * Kowalski- Well, let's see...(Gets out abacus)...a day.
 * Skipper- (Spits out coffee) 1 DAY?!? Kowalski, cover the Private's ears! I intend to use my angry words! (Rico and Kowalski cover Private's ears, Skipper screams blabber talk, and sound shakes Equestria)
 * Rico- Wow!
 * Private- I still heard!
 * Applejack- Golly dag! That penguin sure has good lungs.
 * Kowalski- Technically, yes. We use that lung power for occasions when we're underwater.
 * Rainbow Dash- I think we already known that, genius!
 * Applejack- Well, at least I packed 'yall a food supply. (Applejack had packed a basketful of apples)
 * Skipper- (Barfs)
 * Rarity- Ew! What's his problem?
 * Kaa- Well, Rarity, it's just that some of us only eat meat.
 * Applejack- Oh, yeah, that's right! My bad!
 * Fluttershy- Are you guys here already? (Wing is patched up) Can I come, too? OWCH!
 * Alex- Can anyone tell me why Fluttershy has her wing patched up?
 * Twilight- Her wing got broken during the invasion. So she's gonna have to stay.
 * Gilda- (Takes deep breath) Ahh, man! Good to be home again.
 * Trixie- Yeah, great! I just don't understand why The Great and Powerful Trixie has to stay here on Equestria while you guys go out and kick some butt.
 * Twilight- Well, Trixie, you--
 * Trixie- DON'T TALK TO ME!
 * Skipper- What she's trying to say is that you're not that powerful as you say you are.
 * Spike- I agree with the penguin. You didn't exactly beat that Ursa Minor like a champ that night.
 * Trixie- All that was just a lie. I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, am much more powerful than I was back then.
 * Gilda- Really? Can you freeze me in a block of ice?
 * Trixie- You're darn right I can! Watch and learn! (Takes deep breath, and blows, and Gilda actually gets frozen)
 * Icky- GILDA!!!
 * Trixie- Is THAT good enough for you?
 * Skipper- Unfreeze that griffin, GPT! That's an order!
 * Trixie- Alright, alright! (Shoots heat ray from eyes, and melts the ice)
 * Gilda- (Once heat vision touches butt) YAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUCH! (Falls to ground) Hey, watch the burn, girl!
 * Trixie- You dare challenge the Great--
 * Gilda- Yeah, yeah, Great and Powerful Trixie, we get it! And no, I'm not challenging you! If I was, I'd challenge you to a flying race. How's about we do it now? Whoops, I forgot! You can't fly! (Laughs)
 * Trixie- Do you want The Great and Powerful Trixie to freeze you again?
 * Lord Shen- Don't even think about it! Or 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie will have to face the likes of the Shell Lodge Squad. And since you're obviously our biggest fan, you should know we never lose!
 * Trixie- Hey, who said The Great and Powerful Trixie was your biggest fan? I simply wanted to join you guys so I could look good. (Covers mouth)
 * Skipper- Oh, really?
 * Trixie- Uh...The Great and Powerful--Oh, what the heck, I'm getting out of here! (Runs off)
 * Gilda- Hmmph! 'Great and Powerful', HAH! More like 'Bad and Weak'.
 * Trixie- I HEARD THAT!
 * Private- Lord Shen, If I may, we don't exactly 'always' win. Remember when Alice got captured?
 * Lord Shen- Young one, we have much more members than you guys were at that time. So, that doesn't really count.
 * Twilight- Can we at least go and stop this frog guy?
 * Skipper- Oh, right, of course! Let's go.
 * Lord Shen- Well, girls, this van is the greatest in Shell Lodge technology. There's two floors, and there's a spa, and a--
 * Pinkie Pie- A SPA?!? REALLY?!? OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY! I haven't got a hooficure since last Hearth's warming! Come on, everypony! Let's go! (All ponies head upstairs for the spa)
 * Lord Shen-...Well... ENJOY YOURSELVES!
 * Mr. Dodo- Okay, everyone, fasten your seatbelts! We'll be at POI-SON in 24 hours. Some of you, make yourselves comfortable, and don't smoke, please.
 * Miguel- None of us even smoke, dingbat!
 * Mr. Dodo- Oh, right, sorry! Well, prepare yourselves. We'll be entering lightspeed once we get out of the atmosphere.
 * Mr. Dodo- Okay, we're out of the atmosphere. Get ready, everyone. Our hyperdrive system is charging.
 * Rainbow Dash- Hyperspeed? AWESOME!
 * Icky- (Looks at Equestria) Goodbye, Gilda! why did Gilda have to stay too? isn't she, you know, tough?
 * Iago: "Well, we needed someone to make sure Trixie behaves herself. Also, it's in order for you to focus at the job in hand, and NOT obess over a girl that doesn't share your feelings!
 * Private- In case of loss in cabin pressure...(Places mask over face)...place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression from the other passengers.
 * Marty-...Excuse me, Private? But aren't those masks supposed to be airplane material?
 * Private- No, Marty!
 * Skipper- Mr. Dodo? The hyperdrive system is charged and ready to go.
 * Mr. Dodo- Excellent! Attention everyone! We'll be entering hyperspeed in 5, 4,...
 * Rainbow Dash- (Gasps, and zips up to front window of 2nd floor)
 * Mr. Dodo- 3, 2, 1, ZOOM! (Pulls lever, and van takes off in hyperspeed)
 * Rainbow-...Wow, does hyperspace look so freaky or what? (Hyperspeed looks really freaky, and man's head appears (Family Guy: Blue Harvest)
 * Van appears in avsmofeare of POI-SON!
 * Mr. Dodo: "Low and behold, Planet POI-SON!"
 * Bill the lizard: "Hey, uh, Dodo, why is this planet called, POI-SON? it ain't poisonious down there, ain't it?"
 * Mr. Dodo- Actually, no, it's not, Bill. The planet is named POI-SON because before Hank infected all of it's inhabitants, they somehow adapted an immunity to poison. Plus, the volcanic activity down there is filled with many kinds of poisons.
 * Bill- But what about poisonous gas?
 * Mr. Dodo- No poisonous gas. Heck, not even acid rain. The volcanoes down there only erupt every 200 years, so poisonous gas and acid rain are extremely rare.
 * Kowalski- Well, thank goodness! I think I might do some research on that volcanic activity down there--
 * Skipper- (Slaps Kowalski) Kowalski, there's no time for jibber-jabber! We've got a mission to complete.
 * Lord Shen- Let's just hope we're not too late.
 * Trixie, Gilda, and Fluttershy came out of a huge suitcase and get a huge gulp of air!
 * Gilda: "Why i let you talked me into breaking in our own team's van, i'll never know."
 * Trixie: "Because, i need to prove to my master Merlin and those NAY sayers that i am not the same cowerd they knew before!"
 * Fluttershy: "But, why am i here?"
 * Trixie: "Don't you want to prover your wroth, Shy one?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, yes, but-"
 * Trixie: "Then listen, we wait until they land in the planet, then, we come in and saved them should they get surrounded by whatever resides in the planet. The perfect plan, nothing could possably ruin it!" (Suddenly, van is shot by laser cannon from Hank's base)
 * Lord Shen- What the?!? (Van gets shot again)
 * Zombie- SHOOOHT DAAHHWN DAAH BUURRRHDEE! (Shoot down the birdie!)
 * Kowalski- Skipper? We may have taken heavy damage.
 * Skipper- What makes you think that?
 * Kowalski- We've lost engine one! (Engine 1 shuts down)
 * Rico- Moiwah-moiwah-moiwah-moiwah!
 * Kowalski- And Engine 2 is no longer operational!
 * Skipper- Buckle up, boys! (Kowalski and Rico buckle up) (To hula doll) Don't look, doll! This might get 'airy'! (On radio frequency) Attention, all Shell Lodgers! I've got good news and bad news! The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is...we're crash-landing! (Van falls)
 * Everyone- AAAAAARRRRGH!
 * Skipper- When it comes to space travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Dodo! (Everyone screams around. Kaa swivels around in van, Lord Shen spins around under control, Melman sees head is poking out of van, and screams, Icky, Iago, and Crane try flying around in van to keep theirselves from spinning around in flying van, and possibly getting nauseous)
 * Icky- Well, we may be falling, but at least us 3 fliers aren't getting swi--(Gets whapped by Savio's tail)
 * Savio- Sorry!
 * Crane- (Gets whapped by Kaa's tail) OOF!
 * Kaa- Sorry!
 * Iago-...Well, at least I'm not--(Gets smashed into wall by Baloo, muffled) Aw, c'mon!
 * Po- I'm getting a little nauseous! (Gets smacked in the nuts by Kaa's tail) OOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOO! Oh, my tenders!
 * Kaa- Sorry!
 * Fluttershy- What in the name of Celestia is going on here?
 * Gilda- I don't know, but I think we're going down!
 * Trixie- Quick, back in the suitcase! (All 3 get back in suitcase)
 * Fluttershy- OWCH!
 * Gilda- Sorry, Fluttershy! It's just too stuffy in here!
 * Alex- This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you were truly...A one in a million friend!
 * Marty- Thanks, buddy! You were the best ever!
 * Alex- I know you won't mind if I tell you...
 * Marty- Go on, tell me anything! Tell me what?
 * Alex- I broke your iPhone.
 * Marty- WHAT?!?
 * Alex- The buttons were so small, it made me mad!
 * Marty- THE HORROR!
 * Alex- I'm sorry!
 * Marty- I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BUTT-BITER! (Continuously smacks Alex)
 * SpongeBob- I LOVE YOU, SANDY! I ALWAYS HAVE! (Sandy is asleep, everyone looks at him)...Like, uh, like you love the beach, uh, or a good book...Or the beach...(Van continues falling, everyone continues screaming)
 * Skipper- Commence emergency landing procedures! Flaps up!...Deploy! (Parachutes open up from van, landing it safely on the ground, everyone inside is frozen in fear)
 * Sandy- (Wakes up) Oh, we're here! Wha? What in tarnation?...What happened to the van? What did 'yall do to the van?
 * Marty- We just crashed...we're okay...I'm alive...
 * Twilight- Okay, that was...disturbing!
 * Rainbow Dash- ARE YOU KIDDING?!? THAT WAS AWESOME!
 * Skipper- Kowalski? Status report!
 * Kowalski- Every Shell Lodger and pony accounted for, Skipper!
 * Skipper- That's a great success! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly? (All penguins give high-fives)
 * Alex- Hey, happy slappers? Is there a reason to celebrate? Look at the van!
 * Skipper- Well, fix it!
 * Alex- Fix it? How're you gonna fix this?
 * SpongeBob- Yeah? It looks it's been heavily damaged.
 * Skipper- Grit, spit, and a whole lot of duct tape! (Rico takes out duct tape) We should be up and running in say...6 to 9 months.
 * SpongeBob- 69 MONTHS?!?
 * Skipper- No, 6 TO 9 months! In the meantime, why don't you and your friends go without us. We'll take care of this hunk of junk.
 * SpongeBob- Hold on, who made you king of the...van wreck?
 * Skipper- Excuse me? (Rico takes out knife) Fine, you can be in charge, you fix the van.
 * SpongeBob- Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?
 * Skipper- Okay, then, I'll remain in charge!
 * SpongeBob- Yeah, that's right! You WILL remain in charge!
 * Skipper- You and the others can stay out of our way.
 * SpongeBob- Correct-a-mundo! Because I decided to!
 * Skipper- Good for you!
 * SpongeBob- Yeah, well guess what? This discussion isn't over!...
 * Gloria- How...in the 'hello', are they gonna fix that van? They got pretty carried away with the plane.
 * Alex- Actually, I think they did it pretty well, Gloria. Remember when they save me and Dad from that freaky old lady?
 * Gloria- Oh, yeah! That's right.
 * Sparx- Let's just find Hank. We'll worry about the van WAAAAY later.

Chapter 6- Planet POI-SON
Hank's Secret Hideout In the swamps of POI-SON at the van.
 * Hank: "MechaTalon, while i go give this DNA countless hours in the far side of the lab so far, i wouldn't hear any conbersations of any type, i want YOU to keep an eye on the princess, since Crocovore's an imbacile and Jetstorm is busy ralling the troops. i wish you luck, Talon.
 * MechaTalon salues Hank as he walks off.
 * MechaTalon: "So, Princess, how's your stay in chasi de evil lair doing."
 * Celestia is silent.
 * MechaTalon: "..... Not talking huh? heh, can't say i blame ya. must be tough, isn't it, to be unqtie in a world where one or two spieces is more common then you. i mean, other then your sister and your niece, there ain't alot of Alicorns, is there? Hank told me that the normals dispise us unqites."
 * Celestia: "Is that really true? or is it because everyone knows he is but a victim of delusional madness? Nothing like you, Alister."
 * MechaTalon was caught-off guard!
 * MechaTalon: "But, how in the-"
 * Celestia: "I used my Alicorn magic to look into your mind. not even your "speical" prison can prevent that. I know everything about you."
 * MechaTalon: "Listen lady, if your trying to freak me out, it's kinda working, but it's also uncool, un-nessersary, and annoying!"
 * Celestia: "Please forgive this uncalled for action, but hear my thoughts."
 * MechaTalon: "Oh, this should be good for some chuckles."
 * Celestia: "When i looked into you, i seen your past... and you were nothing like Hank. you were actselly a hero, a healer, and a savior. you saved lives, Alister, Hank is destroying them."
 * MechaTalon: "Pfft, the guy's a visionary! ok, he is kinda kooky at times, but at least he wants to make the united universes a better place! i mean, you can't be called a freak if everyone else is a freak. look, at least he's not out to release Darkspawn or anything like those Villain Teams are doing!"
 * Celestia: "True madness doesn't always have to be about releaseing demonic world destroyers."
 * MechaTalon: "Listen good, miss, that frog saved my life when the normals could've just buried me!"
 * Celestia: "But for what purpose? to help him gain dreams what many considered nightmares? haven't you ever wondered what became of the original inhapitents of POI-SON?"
 * MechaTalon: "Well, uh..."
 * Celestia: "I looked into him, and his memory was, awful... he invaded peaceful villages of this planet, kidnapped one or two innosent souls, and infect them with his deforming worms! and repeated the prosess, till he have enough to send his infected forces to capture the entire planet's population, till it was nothing but his monstreies."
 * MechaTalon was shocked.
 * Celestia: "Now you know the truth, Hank is a deranged madman, destroying lives through a sad delusion he is making everything better! i beg of you, Alister, see the error of your ways, and stop Hank, before it's too late! don't let him destroy more lives. and i promise you, i'll reunite you with the one you truely cared the most, the inspiration of granting artifical parts to those that need them... Jasmine Flamingo."
 * MechaTalon: "Jasmine....."
 * MechaTalon sees images of a female Flamingo with two robot wings.
 * MechaTalon: "No, no! what have i done?! tell me, wise one... What do you want me to do...?"
 * Mr. Krabs- So, SpongeBob? You think this fudgey stuff we're walkin' in might be--
 * SpongeBob- Leftover pudding, yes, I thought so, too.
 * Rainbow Dash- This kind of reminds me of Dagobah...except Hank is the one being exiled...and not a good guy.
 * Squidward- Barnacles, this place is filthy!
 * Patrick- You know all that bad stuff I said about the inside of Squidward's body? I take it all back.
 * Twilight- Everyone just be quiet. This place could be crawling with zombies.
 * Sam- Now, everyone, let's be careful. From the looks of the waters of these swamps, I'd say they could be infested with Hank's mutating worms.
 * Max- Unless it's just the tiny plankton swimming around in them.
 * Sam- Yeah, that, too!
 * Trixie pushed open the back door.
 * Trixie: "Perfect! everyone must of went off! we shall follow the tracks"
 * Gilda: "Ok, just be careful not to touch the water! might be filled with something bad! i fell it in my gut."
 * Fluttershy: "Girls, maybe we should, um, you know, stay in the van?"
 * Trixie: "And miss my debute? Nonesense! nothing in this dirty swamp planet scares The Great and Powerful Trixie!
 * A Parahna-conda (from that new Syfy movie) appears and roars!
 * Trixie screams and hides behind Gilda!
 * Gilda: "WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT THING!"
 * Fluttershy: "It looks like a sinful reunion of a Paranah, and an Anaconda!"
 * Gilda- Trixie, do something! You didn't freeze me in a block of ice for nothing.
 * Trixie- Okay, okay! (Tries freezing Piranhaconda in ice, and it works)...Hah! I did it! I did it! You see, guys? Nothing to worry about! Just stick with The Great and Powerful Trixie, and everything will be-- (Piranhaconda breaks itself free from ice and roars)...fine? (Tries shooting Piranhaconda with heat vision, but Piranhaconda's hide is too thick)...This is not good!
 * Fluttershy- Trixie, do something! You've got to have learned more than that!
 * Trixie- That's all I've learned.
 * Gilda- WHAT?!?
 * Trixie- I'm sorry! I wanted to learn some more magic tricks from Twilight or Celestia, but that would've been stealing.
 * Fluttershy- Well, I don't blame you. (Piranhaconda roars) Girls, should we make a run for it?
 * Trixie- No way! This snake could possibly be faster than us.
 * Gilda- Obviously! We just need to fly.
 * Trixie- Are you nuts? It's a snake! It could chomp you with one strike if we flied away.
 * Gilda- Hmm, good point. I guess there's only one thing to do. Prepare for the end! (Piranhaconda strikes in for the attack, but nothing happens to either of the ponies and Griffin. The penguins are seen fighting it)
 * Rico- (Riding Piranhaconda like a horse) YEE-HAH!
 * Skipper- Kowalski? Options on defeating this Piranha-Anaconda mutant?
 * Kowalski- I recommend we target the throat. Lord Shen said Iago said that that's the best way to defeat these things.
 * Skipper- Kowalski, it's a behemoth! It's larger than Queen Snakera!
 * Kowalski- Not a problem! Let's just rope it, then pull as hard as we can.
 * Skipper- I like it already! (Skipper, Private, and Kowalski grab vines, and loop them around Piranhaconda's neck) Alright, everyone, PULL! (All penguins pull on Piranhaconda's throat, and plan works, and Piranhaconda slithers away like a little baby) Well done, boys!...(Sees 2 ponies and a griffin) Well, well, well! Looks like we got ourselves a trio of stowaways. What gives you three the nerve to follow us on this mission. You could've been killed if it wasn't for us.
 * Gilda- It was Trixie's idea to stowaway!
 * Fluttershy- Yeah! I didn't wanna go, either! But Trixie talked me into magically getting my wing fixed if I helped her.
 * Skipper- Oh, really?
 * Trixie- Look, the truth is...I wanted to prove myself to Merlin and you guys that I could handle this mission. We decided to help the others when they get trapped in some way.
 * Private- Well, that is pretty helpful...
 * Skipper- I'm gonna put that in my nieved thoughts file, Private! Kowalski? (Kowalski writes down Private's words, and puts them in large file full of loads of paper) That doesn't give you the right to go looking for trouble, Trix! Now, you girls are gonna stay here, and wait for the others to get back. Then you can explain everything to them yourselves.
 * Kowalski- Actually, Skipper, the others could use some helping hooves if you know what I mean.
 * Skipper: "You ain't serious Kolwalski, they were almost mutant chow!"
 * Kolwalski: "Well yes, a giant fish-snake mutant is obviously too much for two ponies and a small griffin, but, i don't think the same will be said for the zombie mutants."
 * Skipper: "..... Oh, that's a good point Kolwalski. however, one of them is injured."
 * Trixie: "Not a problem to Trixie! Merlin showed me a good amount of healing spells."
 * Skipper- Well, let's see it.
 * Trixie- As you wish. (Uses magical powers to heal Fluttershy's wing)
 * Fluttershy- Wow! It worked! I can fly again!
 * Kowalski- Now you girls get going. And good luck confessing your stowaways.
 * Fluttershy- But what about you guys?
 * Kowalski- We're staying here so we can repair the van. It's engines have been broken, it's hull is damaged, and it's Antigrav Repulsor wheel had been severed badly.
 * Gilda- Ooh! No luck there. Well, girls, we need to follow those Lodgers. C;mon! (Fluttershy and Gilda fly off)
 * Trixie-...Uh...GIRLS?!?
 * Gilda- Oops! Sorry! (Grabs Trixie and takes off)

Chapter 7- ZOMBIES!
In a seemingly deserted village. Later... Flashbacked Reality
 * Twilight: "Everypony, well, everyone to those that aren't ponies, we seem to be in, a village."
 * Spyro: "I guess there was sentient life here."
 * Cynder: "But, what ever became of them?"
 * Sandy: "Hank happened."
 * Cynder: "Did he scared the villagers away or something?"
 * Sandy- Nope. He mutated them all out. Hank is the only intelligent one on this planet now. He invaded these peaceful villages, he kidnapped one or two innocent animal inhabitants, and infected them with his genetically engineered Ribeiroia worms. Then he repeated this process until he had enough zombies to capture the entire planet's population, until there was nothing but zombies. Every intelligent being had been infected, while the non-sentient animals were all captured, and mixed with DNA from other animals."
 * Spyro- (Faints)
 * Cynder- Spyro, get up!
 * Sparx- That's absolutely disgusting!
 * Dr. Cockroach- Wait a minute. You said he wanted to change evolutionary history. And mixing DNA with another animal of a different species is...like...making a female with no way to give birth. Those mutants would become sterile.
 * Bill- Sterile?
 * Dr. Cockroach- It means you can't have babies because of having an odd number of chromosomes in your diploid cells. Your body cells require an even number of chromosomes in order to make a haploid cell, or sex cell. So that would eventually cause a problem in Hank's plan, wouldn't it?
 * Sandy- Actually, Hank thought of the same thing. So he added an extra sex chromosome in each mutant. Every non-zombie mutant on this planet has an even number of chromosomes to prevent them from being sterile. While sometimes the result of this process give the mutants Turner's Syndrome, Klinefelter's Syndrome, or other genetic syndromes, they are still quite powerful.
 * Po- Whoa! That big brain of his certainly worked better than I thought it would.
 * Lucky Jack- Uh, guys? We've got company! (Zombies surround Lodge)
 * Icky- Uh-oh! We're surrounded by zombies!
 * Zombie Dog- BRAAAAIIIIINS!
 * Zombie Rabbit: "SPLEEEHHHNS!" (Spleens!)
 * Zombie Monkey: "BUHHHTS!" (Butts!)
 * other zombies look at Zombie monkey.
 * Zombie Monkey: "I HEEHVE PROOHBLIMS, OKAHY?" (I have problems, okay?)
 * Icky- They even sound like zombies.
 * Zombie Tiger- SWEEEHHHT JOOCY BRAAIIINS! (Sweet juicy brains!)
 * Zombie Wolf- BRAAAIIIN STYEEEHHHU! (Brain stew!)
 * Sandy- Seriously, I can't understand a word they're saying!
 * Po- Me neither.
 * Zombie Buffalo- PREEHPAYYRE TOO DIIHE! (Prepare to die!)
 * Spyro- What did he say?
 * Sparx- He said something about preparing to die...Either that or he wants you to repair a pie.
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Lodgers and ponies begin fighting!)
 * Po- MASTER SHIFU! (Shifu sees Po being strangled by a zombie rhino, Shifu attacks him, and saves Po) Thanks, Master! Uh...(Looks at zombie rhino) You know, I'd be freaked out if that zombie was Master Thundering Rhino's body.
 * Zombie Snail- (Going very slow, and slithering towards Icky) IIHH'M COOHMEENG, YOOH GUHEES! (I'm coming, you guys!)
 * Icky: "Oh for the love of-"
 * Icky kicks away Zombie snail!
 * Banzai: "TOUCHDOWN!"
 * Twilight- (Uses telekinesis spell to levitate bricks from old village houses, and launch them at zombies) Take THAT!
 * A brick hits a cow Zombie in the gut!
 * another hits a dog Zombie in the head!
 * another slams in the Monkey zombie's crouth!
 * Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
 * Shenzi- (Performs a flip, and chomps zombie) Wha?!? (Takes out mouth, and spits) Am I outta my mind?!? There could be worms in there!
 * Zombie Pig- OOOH, I GOOHT REEHD OHF THOOHSE! (Oh, I got rid of those!)
 * Shenzi- Well, in that case...(Chomps Zombie again)
 * Zombie- YAAAH! MEE AHND MYH BEEG MOWTH! (YAAAH! Me and my big mouth!)
 * SpongeBob- There's too many of them! (More zombies appear) Guys, we can't fight them all!
 * Lord Shen- They're too strong!
 * Sandy- Well, I guess this is the end.
 * Trixie- Oh, no, it's not!
 * Lola- Who said that? (All zombies are frozen in ice)
 * Trixie- Well, that takes care of those undead and/or mutanted animals.
 * SpongeBob- Trixie?
 * Icky- Gilda?
 * Twilight- Fluttershy?
 * Lord Shen- What is the meaning of this? You three were supposed to stay on Equestria! Now we find you stowing away with us on a potentially dangerous mission. Don't you realize that there are things more dangerous than these mutant zombies out there?
 * Gilda: "I know, we encountered a Paranaconda."
 * Lord Shen: "What?"
 * Devon: "Well, frankly, a Paranaconda is the reason why Paranahs and Anacondas shouldn't marry."
 * Rarity- Hey, look! Fluttershy's wing is fixed. When did that happen so quickly? Wings don't get healed until a few weeks.
 * Fluttershy- Trixie healed it for me.
 * Trixie- You can thank The Great and Powerful Trixie for that. And thank Merlin for teaching me that trick.
 * Merlin- Well, well. You actually did it. I thought you had trouble with that spell.
 * Shenzi- Well, let's all just get out of here before the zombies thaw out.
 * ???: "Please, follow me!"
 * Icky: "Am i seeing things, or is that a Flamingo with robot wings?"
 * The flamingo: "I'm Jasmine Flamingo, Zooloitgest, and EPA officer."
 * Icky: "EPA? what the heck is an EPA?"
 * Pinkie: "I have no idea."
 * Jasmine- It stands for 'Environmental Protection Agency'. But I'll explain everything later. Just follow me. I know where we can hide and regroup! i know a secret cave containing untainted survivers.
 * Jasmine- There it is! (All Lodgers and ponies reach hideout)
 * Rainbow Dash- That's your cave?
 * Icky- Look, I don't know what's going on, but we need to know who you are, and why you're here!
 * Jasmine- Okay, I'll tell you, then. It all started 15 years ago
 * Jasmine was hospitalised. a familer looking black falcon was crying.
 * a doctor came to him.
 * Doctor: "I'm sorry sir, she may never fly again. unless we could come up with replacement and funtioning wings in under a fast amount of time, afraid she's grounded. you know, in terms of never being able to fly again."
 * Falcon- DARN IT! I should never have let this happen! This is all my fault! (Continues sobbing)
 * Jasmine- No, Alister! This is not you're fault. The falcon I knew would never have given up. Even if making a fully-functional cybernetic wing seemed physically impossible.
 * Alister- You're right! Why should I let that firework accident let me down? I'm going to make you some operational cybernetic wings. It might take years to complete, but until then, I must give you these prototype prosthetic arms. They may not be wings, but they're the best I've got.
 * Jasmine- Oh, thank you, Mr. Beaksworth. You're very thoughtful.


 * Icky- So...does this explain what happened to you?


 * Jasmine- I'm getting to that.


 * Rarity- So you got those prosthetic wings after being injured in some kind of firework accident?


 * Jasmine- Yes. They were created by my boyfriend. His name is Dr. Alister Beaksworth.


 * Icky- I know that name! Dr. Alister Beaksworth is the name of a famous falcon biocyberneticist doctor who was known throughout the UUniverses for creating highly-advanced prosthetic body parts for people who have lost their limbs, wings, tails, hands, or feet. Isn't he dead?

(Flashback)
 * Jasmine- Technically, no, he isn't. Now let's just get back to the flashback. 5 years later...


 * Jasmine- (Walks through street with prosthetic arms)


 * Alister- JASMINE! JASMINE! I've got some wonderful news!


 * Jasmine- What is it?


 * Alister- I think I've finally done it! I may have made you some replacement wings. C'mon, we need to test them. Hurry! (Jasmine and Alister head for lab)


 * Alister- (At lab) Here it is, Jasmine! BEHOLD! (Removes sheet from device, and shows prosthetic wings) I call them ProsthoFlappers 11, or ProsthoF11s. I think I may have created the very first prosthetic wings capable of flight. Are you ready to try them out?

Later...
 * Jasmine- Um...okay.


 * Jasmine- (Fitted with ProsthoF11s) Do you think these wings make me look ugly?


 * Alister- Not by a long shot. C'mon, let's go outside, and see if they work. (Both go outside on top of hill) Alright, give them a try. Go on.


 * Jasmine-...(Breathes in) This is crazy, but...(Takes off, and wings actually work) My God! They work! THEY WORK! I CAN FLY AGAIN! WHOO-HOO! (Lands) I knew you could do it, Alister! I'm so proud of you.

Reality
 * Alister- Well, I had a reason to do it. You. (Alister and Jasmine kiss)


 * Trigger- Aw, C'mon, no one wants to see any smooching!


 * Twilight- Let it go, Trigger! Love is a very powerful thing, even in Equestria.


 * Jasmine- Seriously, some people just don't have a sense of love.


 * Icky- At least me and Lord Shen do.

(Flashbacked) Reality
 * Jasmine- Now, back to the story. Alister had managed to do the impossible, and give me my flight back. After that, he made many other prosthetic parts, and saved many lives. Then, many months later, he said...
 * Alister- I'm gonna reverse engineer the brain for the first time in history!
 * Jasmine: "I hate to rain on your parade Alister, but, it might not be an easy feet, i mean, the brain is not only a complex organ, but impossable to replace for many reasons."
 * Alister: "I understand your secpticness, the brain is not only impourent and normally irreplaceable, but also tricky. i am sure if i study hard enough, and with the right parts, it can happen! think about it, death by headshots will be a thing of the past! while not nessersary all forms of death, but hey, i gotta start somewhere, right?"
 * (Jasmine)- He was so obsessed to do it, that as the years passed, he grew more and more insane. I was concerned about his safety, and tried to go and warn him, but then...)
 * BOOM!
 * (Jasmine)...it was too late. The entire building was nearly destroyed. All of Alister's research lost forever. I never found his body in the rubble, but all I could find was a severed leg. It was Alister's. I assumed he was dead.
 * Jasmine- (Sobs) Alister! No!...(Continues sobbing)
 * Icky- Is THAT how he died? Wow!
 * Tigress- That must've been quite a shock.
 * Jasmine- Well, it really was. In fact, that was about 2 months ago.
 * Sandy- So what does this have to do with Alister NOT dying?
 * Jasmine- I just discovered last month that Alister had been healed by some mad frog with multiple limbs. I don't know what his name was, but I do know Alister is now doing his evil bidding. I arrived here on Planet POI-SON to search for any surviving sentients so I could get some information on this mad frog, and find a way to rescue Alister. But there wasn't a single sentient in sight. All there was were zombie mutants and cross-mutant monsters. Then, a week ago, I found some survivors in this cave. But since you guys might probably be vigilantes, I finally have some people who can help me.
 * Shifu- Anything else?
 * Jasmine- Well, there is one thing I could tell you, but it might not be helpful. But I guess I could try it if it could make sense to any of you. Alister now goes by the name of 'MechaTalon'.
 * Twilight- 'MechaTalon'? That's the name that large-armed crocodile mentioned when he grabbed Princess Celestia.