He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had

He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had is the 5th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, Batty and Fidget discover the statue of their dark, bloodthirsty ancestor, Batula, and accidentally sets him free. Now Batula goes to Equestria to capture Princess Celestia to control the sun to never return, thus awakening his bat army again so he can use Celestia to do the same to other worlds. Now it's up to the Shell Lodge Squad to stop him.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Batty Rap Remix Version)

Chapter 1- Batty's Birthday
Dragon Temple Elsewhere in the Temple 2 hours later...
 * Batty- (Continuing his song during an act)...My Batty Rap!
 * Chorus- WHO'S BATTY?
 * Batty- Moi! (All cheer)
 * Sandy- That was amazing! Well done, Batty!
 * Batty- Check please? (BZZZAT)
 * Fidget- So, are you having a nice birthday, Cousin?
 * Batty- You bet! I can't remember my last one! There were HUMANS WIRING ME WITH SOME THINGAMABOBS AND DOOHICKEYS AND JAKOOZIES AND--(BZZAT) Check please?
 * Fidget- ...Okay, well, Happy Birthday!
 * SpongeBob- So, did anyone get Batty anything for his brithday?
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, fruit?"
 * Icky: "I egged the lab of the humans involved of your expearimentation."
 * Fidget: "Uh, i, forgot?"
 * Lord Shen- WHAT? You forgot? How could you forget to get him a present?
 * Fidget- I'm sorry. I know he's my cousin in all, but I spent all my money on pizza yesterday.
 * SpongeBob- Darn it, Fidget, you and your pizza habits!
 * Fidget: "Uh, I KNOW! maybe there's some cool in the temple i could give to Batty!"
 * Fidget grabs Batty and runs off!
 * Patrick: "CAN WE HAVE YOUR CAKE WHILE YOUR GONE?"
 * Batty- Um, Fidget, aren't you overdoing this a tiny bit?
 * Fidget- NO! I must get you a birthday present, or those Lodgers will kill me! (Rummages in chest) A pair of sunglasses, Nope!...Uh...A hat, Nope!...A-HAH! Here's one!
 * Batty- Uhh, Fidgey? What did you find, exactly? (BZZAT)
 * Fidget: "A weird meddailian thing that looks like it has your face on it, only it seems you have long pretty boy hair, and a cool looking Ven Helsing hat."
 * Batty- Oh, that's my lucky ancestral charm. I kept it with me when I was in that mad human lab! It--(BZZAT) It was created by my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great...

Flashbacked Present
 * Batty-...great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, Helsing Koda. He was a great hero in his time. Legend also says that--(BZZAT)...Legend says that he was involved in a great war against the Fruit Bats and the Vampire Bats during the first Cartoonian War. (BZZAT)
 * Fidget- Really? Wow. Do you know his story?
 * Batty- I sure do! (BZZAT) It was a million years ago...
 * Bats were fighting alover the place, Vampire Bats vs. Fruit bats!
 * (Batty)- The former benevolent ruler of the Fruit Bats, Helsing's brother, Batula, had been corrupted by Chernabog and Hexxus, and (BZZAT, and Flashback BZZATs as well like a TV) and had abandoned his herbivorous ways, and switched into a hematophagic monster, and while half of the bat clan were saved by Helsing ad relocated to Ferngully, the other half became vampire bats like their leader and went to Transylvania. Batula became thirsty for blood and conquest, and served Count Dracula himself. (BZZAT) But the Great Spirits sent Helsing to confront his brother, and save Transylvania from his dark grasp. And so, that's when Bat War I began.
 * Helsing- Commander Yugo, you and your army will handle these vampire bats while I go find my brother! I wish you good luck!
 * Yugo- Yes, sir! (Flies off, and Helsing flies towards giant creepy church which was Batula's Hideout)
 * Helsing- (Flying inside church) BATULA! I know you're in here! Show yourself, immediately! Stop ths madness and surrender quietly! (Echoes)...BATULA! (Echoes) Hmmph? (Hangs upside-down on ledge) Where is he?
 * Batula- Hello, Helsing!
 * Helsing- (Gasps as he looks behind him to see Batula hanging behind him. Helsing attacks, but Batula dodges, grabs Helsing's wings, holds them behind his back, and they let go of ledge, and Batula lands on ground on Helsing) Ouch! That's gonna scar me!
 * Batula- You're damn right it's gonna scar you! You shouldn't have interfeared, Helsing! Now you will be one of us and feed on blood forever!
 * Helsing- You think so? (Rolls over, and Batula falls off) I will NOT let you reek havoc in these UUniverses!
 * Batula- Oh, yeah? You and what bloody army, Helsing? You're army's already out there fighting my army!
 * Helsing- I don't need my army to defeat you! (Attacks, but Batula blocks with wing, and slaps Helsing down)
 * Batula- Pathetic! You're wasting my time! I'll just drink your blood, and get it over with! (Helsing flips over, and takes off) Bloody-hell! (Flies after Helsing)
 * they was a an epic chase around the church, through the bells, and repeat!
 * Batula- YOU WILL BE MINE, HELSING! (Echoes) THERE IS NO ESCAPE! (Echoes)
 * Helsing- (Finds Batula gone) What? Where'd he go? (Suddenly Batula dives down from the shadows towards Helsing, but Helsing leaned left, avoiding Batula's attack)
 * Batula- I'LL GET YOU, YOU FRUITBAG! (Flies up to ledge of roof, and throws rocks at Helsing)
 * Helsing- Uh-oh! (Flies across rocks with extreme swiftness)(Dubbed as Baloo) Now just try that again, you-- (Gets smacked by rock, and falls to the ground) Ouch!
 * Batula- (Cackles, and flies down to ground) Do you actually think you can defeat me, Helsing?
 * Helsing- I don't 'think' I can do it, I 'know' I can do it! (Batula laughs)
 * Batula- You bloody FOOL! No one can stop me! (Attacks, but Helsing rolls out of the way, and kicks Batula down, and tries to wound Batula with his thumb claw) You wouldn't kill your own brother, would you? (Helsing pauses) SUCKER! (Grabs Helsing's leg, spins him around, and throws him to the wall. Then Batula flies to the ledge of the roof and throws dozens of rocks at Helsing)
 * Helsing- YIPE! (Dodges all rocks, and takes off after Batula. He makes it to ledge, but before he can attack, Batula crushes his wing with rock) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH! My wing! AAAAAAHHGH!
 * Batula- (Cackles) Pity for you! Now you're stranded on this roof with no way to get back down! So, I'll see you in HELL! (Kicks Helsing off ledge, and he falls down unable to fly)
 * Helsing- (Suddenly grabs rope, and safely slides down)
 * Batula- WHAT? (Helsing tries running off to avoid Batula, and Batula gets extremely angry, becomes feral, and dives down after Helsing, and grabs him, and tries to choke him to death) YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME, HELSING!
 * Helsing- Ahhk! Auk! Uuuhk! (Bites Batula's wing)
 * Batula- AAAARRRGH! (Helsing punches Batula through glass, and out side in the thunderstorm) GRRRRGH! (Helsing tries to attack, but Batula wounds him with his claws) YOU'RE DEAD, HELSING! (Continues wounding Helsing man times, until he weakens) (Cackles) I guess it all comes down to this, Helsing!
 * Helsing: "If your gonna finish me, do it quick, cause i don't think the spirits will let you get away with this!"
 * Batula: "Pray tell, bro, how would you know about what the spirits think?"
 * Helsing- Oh, you'd be surprised! Look! (Sunrise comes, and Helsing glows in light, and Batula glows as well)
 * Batula- Wha-What's happening? What is this magic?!? (Most of Batula's vampire bats are disintegrated, while least of them retreat to caves) NO! NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Screams as he gets frozen and turned into stone)
 * Helsing- Uhhgh! Uhhgh! (The Great Spirits heal Helsing's wounds and wing, and Hesing's bat army cheer in triumph) We did it! We saved the UUniverses!
 * Batty- And that's how--(BZZAT) And that's how Batula was defeated. And to pass the memory of his heroism onto his future, Helsing created this charm for good luck. And I've been holding onto it ever since. (BZZAT)
 * Fidget- Yeah, but what about Batula? What happened to his statue?
 * Batty- Oh, that's actually something I'm unaware of. I never knew what happened to him. But I do know that his statue is hidden somewhere where nobody can find it. Not even us.
 * Fidget and Batty heard voices. they went over to see too of Shen's wolves talking.
 * Wolf: "I'm telling you, i ended up in this basement i didn't know we had, and it was filled with legendary stuff! golden bras of Gorgan Medusa! the denchers of the Hydra King! a baseball with Babe Ruth's attorgrach signiture!"
 * Wolf 2: "Sure you did. next you say you found the lost statue of Batula."
 * Wolf: "Actselly, yeah! i did! i went through this old door that said "Dragon Guardians" only, and i tripped on these stairs, and i found all those awesome things!"
 * Wolf 2: "Yeah, when you deside you are not out for cheap attention, i'll be over at the guards longe." (Leaves)
 * Fidget- What's all the hoopla about?
 * Wolf- Oh, hey, Fidget. Happy birthday, Batty. It's just that I found this kind of unknown basement. Nobody told us it was down there, but I managed to find it.
 * Batty- Hmm...What did--(BZZAT) you find down there?
 * Wolf- Eh, a couple of forgotten old legendary stuff. I found a dozen old artifacts from ancient times. I found nothing but septars, wands, opals, and some kind of 'Batula' statue.
 * Batty- (Gasps) Impossible! Batula's statue is down there?
 * Wolf- You know about that statue?
 * Batty- Indeed! (BZZAT) Batula's one of my many ancestors. I MUST see it! Do you know--(BZZAT) where this 'basement' is?
 * Wolf- Yes, I can take you there. But I'd advise that you don't touch anything down there. Follow me! (Batty and Fidget follow Wolf)

Chapter 2- The Unknown Basement
At an old and forgotten door. outside of the door.
 * Wolf: "Well, here it is, as i left it."
 * Batty- Well, we'd better take a look inside. (All 3 go through door)
 * Fidget- I'm frightened!
 * Batty- Whoa! (Room is filled with many artifacts)
 * Wolf- Be careful, you two. These artifacts are VERY mystical! Even the slightest touch could cause nothing but chaos.
 * Batty- Amazing! Look at all these ancient objects. They must be about a thousand years old!
 * Fidget- They're so shiny! I wonder why someone would hide them here in the first pla-a-a-A-A-ACE?!? Uh...Batty? Com look at this!
 * Batty- What is it, Fi--(BZZAT) Fidget? (Both see Batula's statue) Oh my, God! This...This is it! This is Batula's statue! It's so amazing!
 * Wolf- Guys, we need to go now! I'm begging to think that we're not supposed to be here.
 * Ignightus- And you're NOT supposed to be here! (Everyone turns around to see Ignightus at the stairway)
 * Fidget: "Yikes!"
 * Fidget trips about, crash face first into a shield with a lion's face.
 * Fidget: "Nice shield."
 * Lion Face suddenly materialised and roared!
 * Fidget made an ear pirecing scream! he trips backwords on a pitchfork!
 * Fidget: "YOW! MY BUTT! MY POOR BUTT!"
 * Pitchfork fires Fidget acrossed the room! Fidget crash lands into a golden bra!
 * Wolf: "Right into the golden bra of Gorgon Medusa!"
 * Batty: 'What do they do, exsactly?"
 * a glow accured, and Fidget is a giant!
 * Wolf: "They make you huge."
 * Batty: "I bet this Medusa was popular at parties."
 * Wolf: "Yeah if weren't for the fact she could turn a mortal into stone just looking at you."
 * Batty: "Yeesh! hate to see that happen!"
 * Fidget (in a deep voice): "Hey, everybody shrunk!"
 * Ignightus- (Returns Fidget to his normal size again) What are you guys doing here? This place is off limits for any of you Shell Lodgers. This basement contains the most sacred objects in the UUniverses, and is NOT reserved for any of you.
 * Wolf: "Tecnecly, i am not part of the louge, i'm just a guard here."
 * Batty: "You acting like this stuff is dangerious or something."
 * Ignightus- It IS dangerous. Do you have any idea that that statue you guys saw is the imprisonment of a First Cartoonian War warlord? If that statue was to be broken, then the warlord would be free to wreak havoc in the UUniverses, is that what you want?
 * Batty/Fidget-...No.
 * Ignightus- Then I want you two to promise me that you'll never come back down here again.
 * Batty- Uh, yes. We promise.
 * Ignightus- Good. Now, come with me. This place has been trespassed for too long already. (The 3 of them follow Ignightus out of the forbidden area)
 * Fidget- (To the Wolf) Next time, read the signs on the doors, okay?
 * Wolf- Fine, if it will shut you up! (Behind them, a crack has been punched in Batula's statue. Then the crack gets bigger...)
 * Ignightus: "It's time a speical lock only i and the other guardians can unlock be placed here!"
 * Wolf: "I am really sorry about this, sir. I'll uh, just be heading for the guard's longe, the others are propbuly wandering where i am, so i'll just be on my wa-"
 * Boss Wolf- Freddy! What are you doing here? This area is for authorized Dragon Guardians only!
 * Freddy(Wolf)- Boss? Uh, I'm sorry, sir. I--
 * Boss Wolf- Yeah, you WILL be sorry when you confess this to Lord Shen.
 * Freddy- No! NO! Please, boss! I won't do it again!
 * Boss Wolf- (Laughs) Just kidding, bro! But seriously, you will have to talk with Lord Shen.
 * Freddy- Boss, you made me pee my pants with that joke!
 * Boss Wolf- (Laughs) That's funny! Now, you'd better get going! (Both wolves walk away)
 * Ignightus-...Well, that seemed a little bit awkward. Anyways, Happy birthday, Batty. Now you guys better get going.
 * Batty- Yes, sir! (Both leave)
 * Batula- (Inside stone statue as crack gets much bigger, Cackles)

Chapter 3- The Scourage of the Night
Flashbacked
 * Fidget- Well, let's not go in that place again.
 * Batty- It's not our--(BZZAT) fault. It was that wolf that led us down there. Let's not trust THAT guy again.
 * Wolf- Hey, cut me some slack for Pete's sake!
 * Fidget- So, Batty? Can you tell me more about Batula?
 * Batty- Why sure! (BZZAT) It all started-- (Mr. Dodo grabs Batty)
 * Mr. Dodo- I call dibs on the BatTV. (Twinks Batty's wires)
 * Batty- (Mimicing the SpongeBob Episode Chocolate with Nuts)(SpongeBob) Remember, Patrick, flatter the customer, make him feel good! (Takes out bell, and jingles it) (Guy) Hello? (Patrick) I LOVE YOU! ...Ppphhbbt! (SpongeBob) I think you laid it there a teensy bit thick there, old pal!
 * Fidget- (Resets Batty's head machinery) Excuse me, but I had him first! You can BatTV him later!
 * Mr. Dodo- (Shrugs)
 * Fidget- So, what were you gonna say, cousin?
 * Batty- Well, I--(BZZAT) It all started before the First Cartoonian War was in it's prime...


 * (Batty)- Before he was evil, Batula was a benevolent preacher at the Local Realm of The Bats. He lead his kind in a peaceful way, by having a diet consisting of nothing but fruits and veggies. He only had one strict commandment: "Thou shall not drink blood, or eat bugs." his idea was that the bats must be in peace with all creatures, even the lesser ones, by divine wish of the Great Spirits.


 * (Fidget)- Whoa! He must've been a pretty nice guy. But what happened?

Present
 * (Batty)- I'm getting to that. There were a group of Vampire Heritics that defied Batula's commandments and drank blood and ate bugs. Batula was outraged, and had his loyal clan to join him in his campaign to wipe out the heritics. But he failed to realize the Heritics had Hexxus and Charnabog as secret allies. Both Darkspawners believed that the bats are better off creatures of fear, and agreed that the bats became creatures of darkness. So Chernabog granted the Heritic Bats the power of corruption, and ordered them to use it on Batula. Despite fighting back very hard, Batula was succumbed by Chernabog's influence, and is now the evil warlord that I described.
 * Fidget- Oh my, God! That's horrible! Is there any way to cure him from corruption like Spyro did to Cynder?
 * Batty- No. They used Level 10 corruption powder. Once you're corrupted by that stuff, you can never be cured. But thank--(BZZAT) But thank God there's no more Level 10 corruption powder left in the UUniverses.
 * Mr. Dodo- Okay, you're done, now it's MY turn! (Grabs Batty)
 * Fidget- (Sighs) Batula was a victim of uncurable darkness. He must be more evil than Malefor. Well, in that case, I'm glad he's still imprisoned in that statue...

Chapter 4- Batula Returns!
Forbidden Basement Elsewhere in the Temple... the door to the basement. Temple Wolf Lounge
 * The Swan Princess Soundtrack - No More Mister Nice Guya- (Crack is extremely large, and the statue completely breaks, and Batula himself is freed) YEEEES! I'M FREE! I'M FINALLY FREE TO RULE THE UUNIVERSES! (Cackles, and sings "No More Mr. Nice Guy" from The Swan Princess) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now, how do I get out of here? (Flies up the stairs to locked door) Hmmph! Locked! Not a problem (Uses loud sonic scream to bust door down) HAH! That was too bloody easy! Now to find out what year this is, and how to awaken my bat army again! (Flies up to ceiling in shadows, and chuckles)
 * Batty- (In BatTV mode) Honey Nut Cheerios, A honey good part of this good breakfast! And now back to SpongeBob SquarePants on Nickelodeon! (Starts reinacting 'Wet Painters')(Narrator) A slow day at the Krusty Krab! (SpongeBob) Hey, Squidward? Check this out! Two ordinary Krabby Patties! But, when expertly tossed with the skill of a champ, they become...(Patrick, Batty slides on a Krabby Patty) A ONE WAY TICKET TO PAAAAAIIIIIIIN! (Bumps into wall, and window cartoonishly falls off of wall, and breaks)
 * Mr. Krabs- Huh?
 * Batty- (SpongeBob, sliding) HEEEEEAAAVE HO! (Crashes into wall, and Mr. Krabs comes in)
 * Mr. Krabs/Batty- (At the same time) What the devil fish is going on here? (Mr. Krabs gets surprised)
 * Batty- (Mr. Krabs) Time is money! And if you boys is wastin' time, then yer' wastin' money! And THAT'S just sick!
 * Mr. Krabs- Well, he certainly took the words right out of my mouth that time. AR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR-HAR! (Goes back into office)
 * Batty- (Mr. Krabs) What stupid barnacle told you that? (Squidward) Uhh... (Mr. Krabs) Listen, instead of killin' yourselves, I've got something real important for you to do for me.
 * SpongeBob- (Laughs) He sure matches my voice just right.
 * Patrick- (Laughs) I love this show!
 * A wolf guard was snoosing.
 * a voice: "Awake, canine."
 * Wolf- Wha? Who's there?
 * Batula- I am Batula! And I am your new master!
 * Wolf- Batula? You're free from the statue?
 * Batula- That's right! And it's all thanks to Helsing's dim-witted descendants. Now I'm gonna use you to do my evil bidding!
 * Wolf- Oh yeah? You and what army?
 * Batula- (Uses sonar to hypnotize Wolf) Me and my hypnotic sonar. No one can resist the soothing sounds I make with it. I can bend others to my will, I can make people fall asleep, and I can even do a supersonic scream with it. But none of that matters. You are in my power. You will do as I command.
 * Wolf- (Hypnotized) Yes, master!
 * Batula- Bloody excellent! Now you must search the Temple for info on how I can awaken my bat army again. Now GO!
 * Wolf- As you wish, master! (Walks away)
 * Batula- Soon, the whole UUniverses will be mine once I get that info! I--
 * Wolf- I have info for you, master!
 * Batula- What? Well, that was fast!
 * Wolf- Actually, master, I've known it before. There's a ruler named Princess Celestia on Planet Equestria which can control the Sun. She could be an ideal target.
 * Batula- Well, that's all I needed to hear. Thank you. (Unhypnotizes wolf, then puts him to sleep, cackles, and flies off)
 * a cuple of wolf guards.
 * there was a wolf guard with fancier armor. he was the sargent.
 * the sargent: "Boys, we're here today because Shen wants us to guard an impourent item! this new portal beacon, which opens portals to worlds of your choosing! it is an expearimental device, but when perfected, it will allow the Louge faster actess to worlds too far away for the van. and it's our job to make sure it stays out of dangerious and untrusting hands."
 * Batula- (Watching whole thing in shadows) A portable portal, huh? How convenient. Thanks for making it so easy, guy who created this series!
 * Sgt. Wolf- Oh my, God! It's BATULA!
 * Wolf- Don't let him near the portal beacon! (Wolf Archers shoot arrows at Batula, but Batula reiteratedly evades them, and uses his sonar to hypnotize all wolves to bend to his whim)
 * Batula: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Getting to Princess Celestia will be all too easy for me! Bring me the portal beacon immediately! (Sgt. Wolf tosses beacon to Batula, and Batula catches it) You are too kind! Now snooze off! (Unhypnotizes wolves, and puts them to sleep)
 * Lord Shen- (Arrives inside lounge) What is the meaning of this screaming? I'm trying to...GOOD LORD! BATULA! It can't be! How did you escape your stone prison?
 * Batula- That's not your concern, peacock! What matters is that I'm off to Equestria to conquest a lunar bat invasion! And it's all thanks to you! You, your convenient portal beacon, and your little bat friends! (Cackles)
 * Lord Shen- What makes you think you'll succeed when Princess Celestia finds out?
 * Batula- Oh, she's the one I'm after! She's gonna help me awaken the bats by bringing her precious sun out of the sky!
 * Lord Shen- Oh, please! If there's one thing I know about her, it's that she NEVER does anything for evil, even under threat of force.
 * Batula- (Scoffs, and laughs) 'Threat of force' he says! (Laughs)
 * Lord Shen- What's so funny?
 * Batula- Peacock, I don't need to force her to do it when I can do...THIS! (Blasts soothing sonar sound at Lord Shen, putting him to sleep, and Batula cackles) And the best part is without my fievel brother to stop me with his idiot bat descendants taking his place, there' no one to stop me! (Opens portal to Equestria, and goes through portal)

Chapter 5- Bats Swarm at Equestria
Ponyville, Equestria Canterlot back at Cantorlot castle.
 * Batula- (Comes out of portal) What the hell? (Sees ponies, pegasi, and unicorns all over the town) Hmm, I didn't expect to see this. I thought I would expect a human-populated planet. But I suppose a pony-populated planet works for me, I guess. (Flies through sky, and right by Pinkie Pie's house)
 * Pinkie Pie- (Whole body twitches) Who-o-o-o-o-a-a-a-a-a-a! What's going on with my Pinkie sense?
 * Twilight- (Batula flies right by her house) What the heck? (Looks outside to see Batula flying in the sky) Spike, are you seeing this?
 * Spike- Seeing what?
 * Twilight- That bat! I saw a bat fly by my window.
 * Spike- (Sighs) It's probably in your head, Twilight. Bats only come out at night.
 * Twilight- I know, but this is different. He looks like some sort of warlord.
 * Spike- (Scoffs and laughs) A bat warlord? (Laughs) That's preposterous! (Laughs until Twilight uses her telekinetic magic to levitate Spike up to the window)
 * Twilight- Well then take a look at THAT! (Spike sees Batula flying) Does THAT look like a figment of my imagination?
 * Spike- Hmm, I don't know. Does it?
 * Twilight- Spike, it means there's something going on here.
 * Applejack- (Comes inside Twilight's house) TWILIGHT? TWILIGHT?
 * Twilight- (Runs downstairs) Applejack? What brings you here, I just saw a bat fly by my house minutes ago.
 * Applejack- Well then, I guess ya' already know what I was gonna say.
 * Twilight- You saw him, too?
 * Fluttershy- So did I. That bat is probablt from another world. Bats aren't seen this often flying during the day.
 * Rainbow Dash- I saw it, too.
 * Rarity- So did I.
 * Pinkie Pie- (Shaking uncontrollably) I-I-I-I-I SE-E-E-ENS-S-S-S-SE SO-O-OMETHI-I-I-I-ING!
 * Twilight- Well, Pinkie, I think have the answer right here! (Levitates Pinkie Pie up to window to see Batula)
 * Pinkie Pie- A bat? I thought they were nocturnal!
 * Twilight- Well, whatever it is, it's heading for Canterlot! C'mon, everypony, we've gotta get down there before something bad happens! (All 6 ponies run for Canterlot)
 * Celestia was sitting at her trowne room, listening to concern pleas from village leaders.
 * Celestia: "I promise i'll send the best farmers to handle your lack of corn promblem, good sir, you have my word."
 * Village Leader- Oh, you are too kind, your highness. Thank you.
 * Celestia- My pleasure. (Leader leaves)
 * Guard- Your highness? There's something coming toward us!
 * Celestia- What is it?
 * Guard- I think it can be seen out the window. See? (Celestia sees Batula heading for them)
 * Celestia- My goodness! It looks like some kind of bat. I thought bats were nocturnal.
 * Guard- Well, it's probably from another world.
 * Celestia- Well, in that case, man your stations! It might be coming for me!
 * Guard- Yes, your highness. (Leaves throne room)
 * Celestia- What is that thing?
 * Batula- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I have you now, Princess! (Suddenly guards begin flying after him. Batula uses sonar to sooth them to sleep, and they float down to the ground asleep)
 * Celestia- Unbelievable! What did he do to my guards?
 * Batula- (Flies across castle searching for Celestia, hypnotizing all the guards that attack him to sleep) Hmm...(Sees the tallest tower, which is the throne room. Batula flies up to tower. When Batula flies towards Celestia's window, Celestia hides, and Batula flies away) I know you're in there, Princess Celestia! (Flies off)
 * Celestia- Whew!...I just know he's gonna jump out somewhere.
 * Batula- (Appears behind her) Hello!
 * Celestia- AAARRGH!
 * Batula- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Princess Celestia, the controller of the Sun! I must say you're more gorgeous than I expected, and I was kind of expecting you to be human, but that doesn't matter now! but, enough of that! What matters is that you are finally in my power! I am Batula, the Scourage of The Night! And you're gonna help me!
 * Celestia- What makes you think I'll do that?
 * Batula- Oh, I think you'll find that I've got loads of tricks up my sleeves! (Uses sonar to hypnotize Celestia)
 * Twilight- (Comes in with others) Princess Celestia? We--(Gasps, seeing Batula) That's the bay i was gonna warn you about, but, i, guess you knew by know.
 * Batula hypnotiases Celestia!
 * Fluttershy- What's he doing to her?
 * Rainbow Dash- I don't know, but whatever it is, it's not good.
 * Batula- You are now under my control, and will do as I command!
 * Celestia- (Hypnotized) Yes, master!
 * Rainbow Dash- Holy Equestria! He's hypnotizing her!
 * Applejack- Let's get him! (All 6 ponies charge for Batula)
 * Batula- (Faces the ponies, and blasts soothing sonar wave at them, putting them to sleep) Lousy heroes! Anyways, you will lower the Sun into darkness!
 * Celestia- As you wish, master! (Uses magic to make the Sun go down, and turn into Night)
 * Batula- Yes! YES, OH YES! The night is here! (Blasts supersonic pulse wave that spreads across Equestria, and awakens all the bats in it) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now to get these 6 sleepy heads out of my way! (Throws them all out window, and they all crash into forest)
 * Applejack- (Wakes up) Wha? What happened? Where's the princess? Where's the bat?
 * Rainbow Dash- He must've put us asleep somehow!
 * Rarity- Oh, dear! My hair is all dirty! Does that nasty bat have any idea who I am?
 * Twilight- Uh, girls? I think you should see this. (All 6 look outside the forest to see the sky swarming with bats)
 * Fluttershy- Oh my, gosh! Look at all those bats!
 * Applejack- What in tarnation is goin' on here?
 * Rainbow Dash- I don't know, but I'm putting a stop to this! (Flies out toward bats)
 * Twilight- RAINBOW DASH, NO!
 * Rainbow Dash- (Brings large storm cloud over bats) Alright, bats, prepare to eat hailstones! (Bats suddenly swarm all over Rainbow Dash) WHOA, OH MY GOSH! GET OFF ME, YOU TINY RATS! OH GOSH, OH GOSH! STOP, STOP IT! STOP BITING ME, CUT IT OUT! AAAAAHHHH! AAARRRRGGGH! AAAAAARRRGH! (Flies back towards group with bats persuing them)
 * Twilight- This is gonna hurt! (Rainbow Dash makes it to group, and bats swarm all over them) AAARRRGGH! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!? AAAHHGH! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
 * Rarity- AAAARRRGH! STOP IT! STOP IT THIS INSTANT, YOU'RE RUINING MY PERFECTLY GOOD HAIR, STOP IT! AARRRGH! MY BEAUTIFUL YET DIRTY HAIR! AAAHHHGH!
 * Pinkie Pie- (Giggling) It tickles!
 * Fluttershy- AAARRRRGH! STOP! PLEASE, I--OWCH! STOP IT, PLEASE! I'M GETTING SCARED! AAAHHHGH! (Tries using the Stare, but the bats are immune to it) HEY, STOP IT! PLEASE, I'M JUST A HARMLESS LITTLE PONY, STOP IT!
 * Applejack- HEY, GET OFF OF ME, YOU WINGED RATBAG VARMITS! CUT IT OUT! THIS IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE! STOP IT! GREAT APPLE CORES, THEY'RE ALL OVER ME! SWEET SASSY MALASSY! STOP IT, STOP IT!
 * a bat: "BRING THEM TO THE MASTER! THEY WILL BE BETTER AS VAMPIRES THEN PONIES!"
 * Twilight: "VAMPIRES?!"
 * A bat: "You know, night traveling blood sucking monsters. don't you watch horror movies?"
 * ???: "ENOUGH, CREATURES OF THE NIGHT!!!"
 * bats look at Princess Luna.
 * Twilight: "PRINCESS LUNA!"
 * Luna: "I demand to know why the childen of my night are doing this?!"
 * a bat: "New management."
 * another bat: "Yeah, we listen to Batula now!"
 * Luna: "I demand to meet this, "Batula" at once! he has earned a good talking to!"
 * A bat: "Eh, why not?"
 * the bat swarms move away from the mane 6 and abducted Luna!
 * Luna: "UNHAND ME, CREATURES OF THE NIGHT! THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
 * the bats flew away with Luna prisoner!
 * Twilight: "LUNA!"
 * Luna: "Fear not for me, Twilight! may my sacrivice grant you the chance to get the help of the louge! this is obviously something they must defeat!"
 * Batula: "First, my new servent, i will gather my armies, then, i will teliport us to more worlds, so you can set down the suns of those worlds as well, and i will control more bats! then, i, Batula, will be suprime! so, what do you think?"
 * Celestia (under Batula's spell): "Absolulity brillient, master."
 * Batula: "Glad you think so."
 * a bat came forth.
 * A bat: "Sir! we captured another flying magical horse princess! only shorter, and louder."
 * Batula: "Well, bring her in."
 * bats bring in Luna.
 * Batula dropped his jaw! to him, Luna was the most beautiful thing he seen because of her night theme body.
 * Batula- ("Bloody hell! Who is that angel? She's the most beautiful creature I've ever layed eyes on!")
 * Luna: "Are you this, Batula these bats speak off?"
 * Batula: "For you baby, i could be more, if you catch my drift."
 * Luna- Why are you doing this?
 * Batula- Well let's just say I'm...just passing through. So, uh, (Clears throat) Would you, uh, llike to go out Saturday night?
 * Luna- (In loud voice) NEVER! I WOULD NEVER DARE DATE THE LIKES OF YOU, AND I AM NOT EVIL LIKE YOU! (In normal voice) At least not anymore.
 * Batula- Not anymore? Hmm...Celestia? Tell me about this pretty pony.
 * Celestia- (Still hypnotized) That is my younger sister, Princess Luna. We had once ruled Equestria together until she was succumbed to jealousy, and became the evil Nightmare Moon, and wanted to conquest eternal darkness!
 * Luna- Celestia? What are you doing?
 * Batula- Nightmare Moon, huh? (Cackles) That's something I like. I must figure out how to get her back! Oh, by the way, Your sister is hynotised so she will cooperate with me, cause i been told she wouldn't help me other wise. Now, back to this, Nightmare Moon, my dear Luna.
 * Luna- I DO NOT WISH TO BECOME MY TERRIBLE SELF AGAIN! I'VE DONE ENOUGH TROUBLE FROM HERE ON OUT!
 * Batula- (Excited over Luna's loud voice (Thinking that quality is ominous and sexy)) Oh Yeaaah! Oh, baby, you make my ears flip!
 * Luna- ENOUGH WITH THE SWEET TALK, BATULA! WHAT DO YOU WISH TO DO WITH MY OLD SISTER?
 * Batula- (Faints in excitedness) Uh, ahem, uh...I'm gonna awaken every bat on every planet in the UUniverses and be the ultimate evil ever known!
 * Luna- Hmmph, really? And how old are you exactly?
 * Batula- A billion years old seeing as I was frozen in stone for over a number of milleniums.
 * Luna- WELL I WILL NOT LET YOU DO THAT WITH MY SISTER! I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SHE'S FREE FROM YOUR DEADLY CURSE!
 * Batula- (Swoomed in love) Wait, what? D'OH, bloody hell! Well, I'm afraid you can't stop me, Luna, because I have got a new plan! I'm gonna turn you back into Nightmare Moon one way or another! Then we'll be together forever!
 * Luna- (Echoing, FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER, FOREVER, then Batula appears to be saying the same word over and over)
 * Batula- FOREVER! FOREVER!
 * Luna- NEVER! I SHALL NOT STOOP TO YOUR LEVEL, EVIL WARLORD! LET ME AND MY SISTER GO, OR I SHALL BE FORCED TO TAKE EXTREME--(Batula hypnotizes Luna with sonar) On second thought, are you free this Saturday night?
 * Batula- I'm so there, babe! Oh, YEAH! BLOODY SWEET! (Dances in techno beat)

Chapter 6- Batty's Destiny
Dragon Temple Equestria upstairs. Temple Equestria Temple
 * Fidget- BATULA'S BEEN FREED?!?
 * Lord Shen- Yes! He stole the portal beacon I had, and used it to travel to Equestria. He said he was gonna hypnotize Celestia to bring down the sun on every planet in the UUniverses, thus awaken every bat on every planet he strikes.
 * SpongeBob- Well, we've gotta do something!
 * Icky- No joke! We should call the girls, and warn them about Batula.
 * Tigress- Actually, the girls might've figured it out by now.
 * SpongeBob- Well, there's no telling if that's true or not, so let's get to the Communications Room, and call them ASAP.
 * Po- Let's go!
 * Twilight- (6 ponies hide from bats in the sky, which are attacking the citizens of Ponyville. Then Twilight sees her home 20 ft away) Alright girls, we gotta get over to my house without being spotted by those bats.
 * Rainbow Dash- Phhbbt! Puh-lease! I can get us there in a heartbeat. Everyone grab my hooves. (All ponies grab Rainbow Dash's hooves) Alright, brace yourselves. (Zips up to door and gets inside avoiding the noticing bats. Twilight closes the open windows, and locks them)
 * Twilight- (Pants in relief) Whew...that was a relief! But at least we made it.
 * Pinkie Pie- WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?
 * Rarity- Oh, please, Pinkie! We just phone the Shell Lodgers so we can get help on stopping that Batula villain..
 * Fluttershy- (Shivering in fear) Yeah, we should get them!
 * Twilight- C'mon, let's get to the Communications Room! (All ponies go upstairs)
 * Spike: "Twilight, what's going on?! first it got dark all the sudden, then these bats showed up!! did that "Warlord Bat" had something to do with this?!"
 * Twilight- Yes, Spike! His name is Batula, and he's hypnotized the Princess and kidnapped Luna. He's made Celestia bring the sun down to wake up all the bats in Equestria. And we need to get to the Shell Lodge Squad pronto! They might hold the key to stopping Batula. Applejack, you get on the computer, and look up info on Batula.
 * Applejack- You can count on me, Twilight! (Accesses computer)
 * Twilight- (On communications frequency) C'mon, Lodgers, pick up the frequency!
 * Kowalski- (Lodgers make it to Communications Room, and the computer rings) They're calling us! (Answers call) Twilight? Are you there?
 * Twilight- Loud and clear, Kowalski! Listen, we need your help!
 * Kowalski- Yes, you apparently have a bat warlord named Batula invading your kingdom, hypnotizing Celestia to bring night time, and awaken all the bats in Equestria. Is that it?
 * Pinkie Pie- Wow! He read our minds! I wonder how he did that. He must have some kind of telepathetic powers! Oh my, golly, he's an alien!
 * Twilight- Actually, Pinkie Pie, Kowalski knew about it the whole time.
 * Pinkie Pie- Really? Wow!
 * Applejack- Twilight? I think I got something on Wikipedia,
 * Twilight- What does it say?
 * Applejack- It says that Batula was a great bloodthirsty warlord during the First Cartoonian War, and conquered Transylvania in his time. However, he was thwarted by his heroic fruit-bat brother, Helsing Koda. He was turned into stone during his defeat, and hidden in the Dragon Temple.
 * Rainbow Dash- One of the Shell Lodgers must've freed him by mistake.
 * Rarity- Yes, that must be it!
 * Kowalski- Don't worry girls, we're on our way!
 * Twilight- Thank you so much, Kowalski! But I should also note that once you arrive, there will be bats swarming the skies. Batula's also got Princess Luna.
 * Kowalski- You mean Celestia's younger sister?
 * Twilight- Yup.
 * Kowalski- Okay, we'll keep that in mind. We'll be there as soon as we can! (Ends transmission)
 * Batty- Alright, everyone, we gotta--(BZZAT) We gotta get to Equestria as fast as possible! I made this mess, now I've gotta clean it up! I will not fail you, Helsing!
 * Icky: "One thing, what will Ignightus think when he hears word of this?"
 * Fidget- Well, I guess I might be doing dishes for a while.
 * Ignightus- Indeed you will! (Fidget screams)
 * Fidget- SERIOUSLY, HOW THE HECK DOES HE POP UP OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE THAT?!? Sir, we're dreadfully sorry about freeing Batula by mistake.
 * Ignightus- Relax, Fidget! I forgive you...for now, anyways! What matters is that you all must stop him.
 * Lord Shen- Don't you worry, Ignightus sir! We'll do our best to save the UUniverses from bloody conquest! Plus, we have to save Princess Luna as well. We don't know for sure what Batula intends to do with her.
 * (Batula and a hypnotized Princess Luna make out in front of Celestia, who is also still hypnotized)
 * Celestia-...It's getting stuffy in here!
 * Batty- (Gets some highly-advanced weaponry from Kowalski's lab, then puts on Helsing's good luck charm) LET'S DO THIS! (All Lodgers enter van, and van speeds out into space)

Chapter 7- Things Are Gonna Go Batty
in the van in outer space. in twilight's house. Canterlot Later...
 * Icky: "Our we there yet?"
 * Mr. Dodo- We're already at Equestria, but we should be cautious. The ponies said that there are bats swarming the skies. (Van flies into Equestrian atmosphere. Then bats begin swarming the van) By Jove! They're everywhere!
 * Djon- I'm frightened!
 * Cynder- Prepare to activate the shields! (Mr. Dodo pushes button, and force field encloses van, and bats are deterred) There, now we have protection. (Van lands near Twilight's house)
 * SpongeBob- We made it! We're in Equestria!
 * Lord Shen- But how are we supposed to get inside with all those bats flying around?
 * Merlin- Allow me! TELEPORTUS! (Teleports all Lodgers to Twilight's house)
 * Twilight- WHOA! They're here!
 * Rainbow Dash- It's about time.
 * Icky: "Sorry we're late. Ok, what the damage? What did they broke?"
 * Rarity- Well, the bats are flying all over Equestria and are attacking anyone they see.
 * Applejack- They scratched us like animals! Nopony could last even 60 seconds out there.
 * Icky- Well, then I guess Princess Luna came down to save you, huh?
 * Fluttershy- Yeah. She was brave, and the bats took her to Batula. I don't even know what Batula plans to do with her.
 * Lord Shen- And I also understand that Batula's already taken control of Princess Celestia.
 * Pinkie Pie- IT WAS HORRIBLE!
 * Twilight- We tried to stop him, but he somehow put us to sleep.
 * Applejack- We may not know what Batula is planning to do with Luna, but we do know that we have to do something fast.
 * Rarity- Yes, of course.
 * Mr. Dodo- Anyone have any clever strategies on how to stop Batula, and save Celestia and Luna?
 * Batty- I do. Lodge/Pony Huddle! (All Lodgers and Ponies huddle up) Okay, here's what we'll do. We'll et to Canterlot, find a way to lure all the bats in Equestria to one spot where we can distract them long enough for us to get to the castle. Then we'll head to the Throne Room where Batula is probably keeping Celestia and Luna.
 * Lord Shen- Good plan, but what if Batula puts us to sleep with his sonar?
 * Batty- Simple. Do you guys remember your cattle mission in Texas?
 * Sandy- What're ya' talkin' about?
 * Batty- Well, remember what Shenzi did to get across Slim without being hypnotized by his yodeling?
 * SpongeBob- Ooooooohhhhh! Genius! We'll plug our ears.
 * Twilight- Good idea, Batty!
 * Shenzi: "Well, in that case, Jack, it's time for another donation of you cottan tail!"
 * Lucky Jack: "NOT AGAIN!"
 * Batula- Say, Brink?
 * Brink- Yes, sir?
 * Batula- Have you found out anything on how to get Luna back into Nightmare Moon again?
 * Brink- Well, Wikipedia says that Luna became Nightmare Moon out of jealousy when everyone in Equestria shunned the night.
 * Batula- Is that it?
 * Brink- Well, it also says that she can become Nightmare Moon in anger, just like the Hulk. But the ponies in Equestria just believe that to be a myth.
 * Batula- HAH! Myth Schmyth, that's gotta work! Once Luna becomes Nightmare Moon again, we can rule the night together! And the good news is that no one can stop me!
 * Brink- Nothing except those Shell Lodgers that freed you in the first place. Our sources say that they've landed on Equestria. They could be here any minute. Do you think we should begin the next invasion?
 * Batula- Not yet! As soon as we get Nightmare Moon back, we'll begin the next invasion. But don't worry! It won't take long. Now, how do we get Luna mad enough to become Nightmare Moon again?
 * Brink- "Well, what makes any woman mad?"
 * Batula- Hmm... I think I've got just the thing...
 * Batula: "Luna, there's something i want to talk to you, concerning your, sister."
 * Luna- What is it?
 * Batula- Well, (Gulp, and pretends to be scared) Welll...uh...I, uh...
 * Luna- SPIT IT OUT!
 * Batula: "Well, i promised i wouldn't said it but.... She said she's better then you!"
 * Luna gasps!
 * Batula: "But you didn't heard it from me."