The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom

The Legends of Bikini Bottom, as it turns out, were weak versions of the real deal. Get ready to look at the Bikini Bottom Legends like never before.

The Main Drain Legend
After explaining much more than the ones of the common 'ratings trap', they discover that the Main Drain was different from the nonsensical way it was depicted, which was actually covered up by the fact that it was a bedtime story. The REAL story of the Main Drain, as well as the other legends, are all of ancient origin in the days before and after Bikini Bottom existed. The Main Drain was actually a supposedly-make-believe fable from conspiracy nuts that would easily scare people like Mr. Krabs and Plankton, only for them to be descendants of the Cthulhu-like cephalopod creators of the Main Drain itself, which is located in the most isolated place in the world: Point Nemo, named after the very traveler and survivor from Bikini Bottom who found it and nearly caused an apocalypse of the sea, and that the drain itself was made by an ancient Cthulhu-like monster for the sole purpose of his godly goal of an apocalypse, and the worshipping cephalopods were to guard it seeing the dangers it faced, and after Nemo's arrival, they secluded it even further so that nobody would ever find it. The Main Drain itself is guarded by monsters similar to Rraarg, and the borders around the cleverly-secluded Point Nemo are protected not just by high-tech military defenses brought on and issued by Nemo himself, but by relatively-isolated societies of many frightening surprises and others, and especially for the fact that the Bikini Bottom Triangle is located in this very sector, making everyone know that anyone who has ever gone beyond this point has never returned, making the place nothing but dangers around every corner, dead graveyards and boneyards, dumps, monsters and many hazards, and anything worse than the road to Shell City. But our heroes may have to find it and protect it because there are rumors that the Cthulhu-like monster has been released from his R'lyeh like prison, and is on his way to the Main Drain to complete his plan. Thus they will have to traverse all these threats in order to stop it. Will they succeed?

Trenchbillies Legend
Exploring more of trench environments besides Rock Bottom and this, involving the possible nuclear waste disposal of the Mariana Trench run by Barreleye schizophrenic criminal mastermind A.B Wintersvent, and so on, clearly also speaking Trenchian (Raspberry speak from Rock Bottom, albeit most learn clear English).

Goonami Legend
Involving an Ice Age 2 like storyline involving a melting glacier near Goo Lagoon and releasing a monster similar to a plesiosaur named Goonami, and a giant flooding, all while being planned by a terrorist marine iguana named Hector. Thus, our heroes learn a technique from Sandy to throw life-preservers at drowning people like lassoes, but even that won't be enough to save them.

Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy Legend
The Lodgers' first mission in SpongeBob's homeworld involves one of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's oldest enemies who defeated them and took over the ocean many times in the form of a shark named Shark Lord, the self-proclaimed 'Master of Evil' in SpongeBob's world for beating SpongeBob's heroes multiple times, and since the two are retired due to age, they send the Lodgers to do it because he no doubt wants to enslave Bikini Bottom and beyond and establish another profitable criminal society.

Bikini Bottom Triangle Legend
Discover more in the origins and legend of the Bikini Bottom Triangle, and how it may involve a larger capital island run by a greedy yet stunning female lionfish black market profiteer named Lizzie Currents who enslaved people like the mermaids to provide her with all she needed to make all the riches she could.

Rraarg Legend
Discovering more on Rraarg's backstory besides being created by chemicals, being a revived fossilized organism that might reveal a prehistoric-like subterranean coral-forest graveyard preserved for eons, as well as being inhabited by not just average wildlife, but more creatures like Rraarg, who were all called 'Scleractinianoid fossilius', which are actually descended from a prehistoric coral and, with a touch of radioactive wave, not only revives them, but accelerates their evolution by a billion or million years. Thus, Rraarg gets to reunite with his kind, and introduces them to snow globes and Patrick starts to get happy when he gets along with giant versions of himself, as they had the personalities to him, limited vocabulary that ranges from Groot levels to caveman talk to just random gibberish, yet had the temper and strength of Big Sister Sam, yet are nevertheless friendly as long as you treat them right. However, there are two coelacanth brothers who have long known about this: a paleontologist named Leven Berg and his evil Sykes-style former paleontologist brother Monte Berg, who wish to use them for both good and evil. With Monte doing everything he can to take control of these things with his 16 pet nudibranches who are similar yet highly different than Puffy Fluffy, who naturally eat sponges and are much more unstable yet serve Monte with a burning kinship, how will our heroes stop this?

Weresquirrel Legend
Sandy seems to get infected by a myopathic sea-borne infection during her athletic activities in Bikini Bottom that fuels itself through working out, turning her into a 'Were-Squirrel' which SpongeBob clearly needs to save from not just angry mobs, but also an Indo-Pacific lancetfish game hunter named Lancet Hunting, who is not easy to avoid.

Volcano Legend
A story involving the Sponge-Cano and a missing giant isopod named Irwin trying to find his way out of the underground volcanic caverns, being trapped for countless years while facing other subterranean threats. Discovering that the underground society's leader, Earthy Spirule the Ram's Horn Squid, refuses to let anyone who enters leave to protect the surface world from an ancient monster that almost found ways out multiple times, they have to find a way to fix this.

Piñata Locas Legend
The heroes discover that, in the Gulf of Mexico, there is a place called Piñata Bottom, which was always known as the best fiesta city in the ocean, and Sandy decides to go there for friends from New Mexico in the form of two fox squirrel seaweed farmers named Rico and Tico. Though they discover that Piñata Bottom is not as it seems. There are living piñatas terrorizing the place, sandstorms plague the town, and the people are fighting for survival under the leadership of dolphin protectors Leña and Peña and their anonymous mayor Mayor Mujer, revealing that the town was ravaged on Cinco de Mayo by a crab named Bandit El Loco, who wronged her mother for not believing her about a live piñata sight brought on my his adopted mother Miss Voocan, whom he killed for the act despite her raising him out of sorrow, and got revenge on the town for a lifetime in an insane asylum that he made into his stronghold, bringing Piñata Bottom under living piñata siege, turning it into the ghost town it is now. With help from a hooded seal named Custodio Marco and his adopted sister and love interest harbor seal named Meritxell, as well as living sentient piñatas called the Piñata Locas who have the fragmented personalities of Voocan, the heroes must save Piñata Bottom from this psychopathic crab.

Curse of the Hex Legend
When Mr. Krabs takes his greed in profit too far on the sadistic mother of Madam Hagfish, Cuda Hagfish, she does a REAL curse that threatens to destroy the Krusty Krab forever unless, and only unless, he repents his sins. With all other attempts only making the curse worse, they have to give the hag what she wants. They eventually discover that Cuda is not truly evil as she has a split personality, one side being the evil side they saw, while the other is a neutrally-evil witch who does bad things for the greater good, and doing well in teaching life lessons who eventually managed to give even her evil side a sense of morality. Though this doesn't seem to hold much weight for Mr. Krabs, it shows that this is not completely ill intent, and Mr. Krabs still needs to learn.

Music & Songs
(Non-SpongeBob Music)

The Bikini Bottom Glacier

 * (SB Narrator): Ahhh, observe the majesty of the mighty Bikini Bottom Glacier overlooking the borders of Goo Lagoon, and Sand Mountain. Staying alive since the mighty days of the Ice Age, it has remained one of Bikini Bottom's GREATEST landmarks... Until now.
 * (SpongeBob): Wait, I thought I was reading the story!
 * (SB Narrator): Sacre bleu, SpongeBob! You know I do much of this to save you the trouble. I'm telling the story.
 * (SpongeBob): Well, you had your past two times, so let me tell the story.
 * (SB Narrator): You couldn't tell the blasted alphabet to a group of school children!
 * (SpongeBob): Hey, those are fighting words!
 * (SB Narrator): COME OVER HERE, YA' ABSORBANT SPOTLIGHT-STEALER! (The two argued until strange sounds were heard)
 * (Lord Shen): I've had time to learn both Axe-Rella's Glute Lock, and LATER her DOUBLE-Glute Lock! Knock it off, or I may as well show you the latter! (The two moaned in pain)
 * (SpongeBob):... (Sighs) Fine! HERE'S a compromise! It all started when...
 * (SB Narrator): ... When Goo Lagoon was enjoying it's last day of happiness before the upcoming threat right near them.
 * SpongeBob: (As Sandy was swimming in the goo with him and Patrick) Uh, Sandy, you don't exactly need to do this.
 * Sandy: Uh, and why not? Larry was PRETTY clear that you can't swim, and since he had more important things to do than help you out of that fake lifeguard incident, I took the stress off his pincers. So, you're going to learn to swim, and you are gonna like it.
 * SpongeBob: Easy for you to say. You can breath in both water AND goo because of that helmet of yours, and you can speak in both, unlike us. You have no idea how it feels.
 * Sandy: True, but I sure as hell don't close the entire beach for 1 hour after luring everyone into having free ice cream! And besides, for me, I'm a land creature that needs this whenever I'm out here. Otherwise, I can't survive for long even after I have albeit strangely-large lung capacity so I can have PLENTY of time to find-
 * Patrick: A pickle jar?
 * Sandy:... Yes, a pickle jar.
 * SpongeBob: But again, we didn't have a stopwatch, so all we did was wait for you to crack. It was funny, but not at all something to be taken THAT much into vain since we didn't take the same thing.
 * Sandy: And don't you forget it. Besides, it doesn't matter. Yall' need this, otherwise, there's BOUND to be something catastrophic that you'll need such lessons, like a flood.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we have had floods here before, but nothing THAT major.
 * Sandy:... Well... What if THAT melted entirely? (She points at the glacier)
 * SpongeBob:... The Bikini Bottom Glacier? But that thing's been around since the Ice Age. It's never melted.
 * Sandy: Yes, but we ARE in a tropical area after all. It's possible that, if given the right amount of heat, it will melt the entire glacier, and flood the entire city into crazy- (She noticed a child was traumatized)... Uh... Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that. It's just a myth. Just run along. (She did so)...
 * Patrick: Myth? Well, then, I guess we have nothing to worry about.
 * Sandy: Well, okay, I need to be much more specific, but not here. (They got back onto the beach as they went into their umbrella spot)... Okay. Have you ever heard of 'global warming'?
 * Patrick: Oh, are you gonna warn the globe of this? Were you lying to that kid or something-
 * Sandy: NO, YOU IDIOT! 'GLOBAL WARMING!!' It's the Earth warming up after years of various causes such as carbon dioxide being pumped into the-
 * SpongeBob: OHHH, wait, NOW I remember what it means now, I thought it was familiar.
 * Sandy:... You knew?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs once tried to cause global warming to cheat his way into people paying to be in his new pool, until I ended up making it worse.
 * Sandy:... Oh, that. Right. I admit, that incident DID cause the Glacier to melt, but only a slight bit. But do remember, that global warming is considered both a fact and a myth to some people. Myth because they don't wanna freak out and panic over death through the consequences of such behavior, or fact because of being a warning against factory smokestacks and other polluting factors. It causes the polar ice caps to melt, and as the result of added water to the sea, it causes their levels to rise up even to land. It was that way many times in the past, and if we're not careful, it may happen again.
 * Patrick:... Okay, you're scaring us a little bit.
 * Sandy: Exactly. To be honest, the myth thing was used as a means to keep people from causing mass hysteria, an hope that we don't do such a thing to our precious home. This glacier, as big as it is, contains enough goo to flood all of Bikini Bottom to the tip of the Sea Needle. So, there's no doubt that, if such a thing DID happen, which I doubt, we'd need to learn things fast, otherwise we'd be as dead as much of the people in that Flood disaster movie.
 * SpongeBob:... Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Like I said, it's a worst-case scenario. It's unlikely to happen. But if it DOES, you need to learn a thing or two. And as the person who taught you about survival, you might need it from me more than Larry.
 * SpongeBob:... She may have a point, Pats. What IF we were in peril like that?... Alright, I guess we could try it. But just as long as we take it slow.
 * Sandy: Well, slow it is. I can take you out as far enough to shore as possible, and hope to build you up in your progress.
 * SpongeBob:... You sure?
 * Sandy:... (Sighs, "Neptune shoot me for what I'm about to do!")... Well, I think I might have a way to make you comfortable when doing it. (She removes her pressurized suit)
 * Patrick: Oh, here we go!
 * SpongeBob: (His eyes engorged as she got in her trademark purple-and-green swimsuit attire as her fur glistened in the water, this music playing as she admired her body for 30 seconds)...
 * Sandy: (Record scratch) Now, now, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob snapped out of it) Do remember there are children here, so please control yourself, and act like you do when you meet me in this attire at the Treedome.
 * SpongeBob: That's just it. In air, you're okay, but water... Well... I'm sure you know all the physical traits I love about you after all those... WONDERFUL... Moments before our half-breakup incident.
 * Sandy: Unfortunately, yes! (Shivers)
 * SpongeBob: But even then, it's hard to get over, even when we agreed to it to ensure no new villains don't take advantage of it. But for the sake of not being humiliated, I'll try.

(Later...)


 * SpongeBob:... Holy Trident of Neptune! (The Glacier was very tall and bigger than Bikini Bottom and the borders beyond)... I thought it looked smaller from Goo Lagoon.
 * Sandy: That's because from that angle, you don't see the rest of it. The goo contained within the ice here, is enough to destroy Bikini Bottom. So, the least we can do is- (She notices that some of the goo was on her boot)... Wha?
 * SpongeBob:... Uh... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Oh, I'm sure it's just the goo leftover from Mr. Krabs' global warming incident.
 * Patrick: Then... What this? (The two were shocked at what they saw that there was a lot more goo than that as an entire mini-sea was seen)...
 * Sandy:... Oh... No!
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I think Mr. Krabs might have some explaining to do.
 * Sandy: First, you said you took it too far.
 * SpongeBob: Yes, but he told me about it and caused me to do it, so it doesn't change anything.
 * Sandy: Second, this is NOT the result of that incident. This feels like something WAY bigger. I don't know what, but I feel we have to warn everyone.

(Later...)


 * Sandy: (As the three arrived with Larry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and anyone close to them)... Alright. Let's see if this will help.
 * Squidward: So, you told a kid that this 'global warming' thing was a myth, and now you're just gonna get Stockholm on yourself and tell them about this? It's gonna freak everyone out!
 * Sandy: I know, but, I'm afraid we have no choice. With what we saw out there, who knows what will happen? Now hand me the megaphone. (They did so, as she turns it on) Attention, Goo Lagoon! (Everyone came up)... I think you may need to be aware that something might be on the wakes at Bikini Bottom Glacier.
 * Scooter: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!! You mean that thing? That doesn't seem pretty harmful, Sandy. I mean, if it DOES melt because of this 'global warming' myth, the goo would only cause minor floods.
 * Sandy: I thought so too, even when seeing the rest of it, but it's WAY bigger.
 * Child From Before: But, Ms. Squirrel, I thought you said it was a myth!
 * Sandy: I did, but what I saw up there, I'm afraid I need to say that it was just a means to stop mass hysteria. What we saw up there was BIG! Somehow, the Glacier is melting fast, and sooner of later, the entire place is gonna flood! (They all laughed)
 * Larry:... (Sighs) Seems like the myth thing is too much in their heads. (They continued to laugh)
 * ???: Flood's real, I'm afraid! (A marine iguana came in with a suit and a scarred eye)... And it seems to be coming quite fast.
 * Fish #1:... Uh... Who are you?
 * Iguana: The name's Officer Hector G. Ingersoll. I work for tourist security of the Glacier. And I'm afraid I have been ordered to come here and bring the bad news. You see... (He shows the picture)... The flood is real. (They were confused)... And if you think that doesn't change a thing... Then take a look at the rest of the glacier. (He shows them pictures of the rest of the glacier compared to how it is viewed in their location)... It's bigger than Bikini Bottom AND the borders around it. If it melts, then it's gonna be QUITE biblical. (The people started to worry)
 * Patrick:... Wow, Sandy, the lizard that seems to breath underwater made it sound a bit scarier than how you explained it.
 * Sandy: That's a marine iguana. Native to the Galapagos Islands, and-
 * Hector: Yes, yes, everyone else here knows, you don't have to speak it to those simpletons, especially since I heard malicious things about them.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? Is there ANY way for us to survive this?
 * Hector:... Yes, actually. Do you recall the Bikini Bottom Mall?
 * SpongeBob:.. Oh, yeah, we tried to buy friendship T-shirts there.
 * Hector: Well, if you read the history of it, it used to be a ship during the days of the Battle of Bikini Bottom.
 * Patrick: You mean the one used to get away from those filth-loving-
 * Hector: NO, YOU PATHOGEN-LOVING MENACE!!! It was used to save them from a dam break brought on by the enemy. No doubt it can save ya' the same way again.
 * Mr. Krabs:... I guess we have a plan then-
 * Hector: BUT... yall' better hurry, because this is NOT a one-week thing. Ground's rumblin', walls' tumblin, rocks crumblin'. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water.
 * Sandy:... Technically, it's called 'goo'. Water is what's around us. THIS goo is much denser, and it is composed of not just the elements that make water, but those of which that make-
 * Hector: I get it, Ms. Cheeks! My point, this is not something that will happen in appropriate time. Out calculations show, that in 3 days time, it's gonna hit the Sea Needle. POKE!! (He jump-scared them all)
 * Sandy:...
 * Hector:... But don't worry. There is SOME good news. The Bikini Bottom Defense Force has already been notified, and are mobilizing all their units. But considering how small their base is compared to the one MILLION gallons of water within that Glacier-
 * Sandy: Goo!
 * Hector: Whatever,... I don't think it'll be easy for them. Besides... The more you die, the better this town may get. After all, this town DOES have a history of corruption to it, so what better way to revitalize it than by easing it's population? After all, it's what the Mayor would've wanted after the garbage he put up with. (They were confused)... I didn't SAY it was good news for YOU.
 * Squidward:... Dear Neptune, where'd YOU come from?
 * Hector: Let's just say something that changed me.... Leave it at that. Now, if you don't mind, my job has been done, and you all had better get ready. (He leaves with his tail lashing out)
 * Patrick:... Wow, he must've been a pleasure to have in class. (Everyone suddenly heard the Glacier crumbling as a piece of the ice smashed more of it as it went into the Goo Lagoon goo with a large splash that splashed everyone)...
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Well, you heard the scary lizard. We need to get to that Mall, and revitalize it's original purpose. (They proceeded out of the Goo Lagoon as Larry guided them)
 * Plankton:... You sure that this Mall is good enough for that even after how much has been done to it?
 * Sandy: I don't know. But you heard the iguana, we have 3 days to make it worthwhile before the town is miles underwater... I mean, to our scale. If there's gonna be any hope, the Mall's the best chance we've got. We'd better get moving. (They left until Sandy noticed a different moaning sound, and checked a section of the glacier for a brief moment until, seeing nothing wrong, she left, only for the glacier to reveal a giant plesiosaur, which stared at her fiercely from it's icy prison)

Encountering Goonami
Later...
 * Kid: (As a kid was still playing in the goo right near where the plesiosaur once was blowing bubbles playfully as something was close to getting her as it was revealed to be a crab prankster scaring him away with a snorkel)
 * Prankster: Just kidding! (Chuckles as he dived down again, later on, he gurgled in panic as something dragged him down, the snorkel down with it)
 * Larry:... EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LINE UP, LINE UP! (He escorts the kid to his mother) Come on, there's a flood warning in effect- (He suddenly got hit by something unexpected, as it was revealed to be the crab's shell and many other dismembered body parts, blood leaking from it)... What the heck? (A roar was heard as he looked behind him, only to see nothing)... Oh, no!
 * Larry: (As the Bikini Bottom Defense Force put up a protective dam, replacing the Castle Wall seen in the Employee of the Month Game with it)... I swear, it was no work of a Giant Blue-Lip Clam. It was something much, MUCH worse!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Can you describe this 'beast'?
 * Larry: All I got from it was how gruesomely and violently this victim was eaten, and a roar that I've never heard in my entire life. Call me crazy, but... I think it sounded like a dinosaur.
 * BBDF Soldier #2:... Okay, I'll call you crazy.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: (Slaps him) No unprofessionalism, Private! We'll see if we can look into this. (They left)
 * Sandy: (As she and her friends arrived)... Larry! We came as soon as you called! What's up?
 * Larry: Apparently, there's something worse than a flood going on. (Shows them the crime scene)
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He vomited)
 * SpongeBob:... HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?
 * Larry: I don't know. All I got from it was this roar that sounded like a dinosaur.
 * Plankton: Dinosaur? Pfft, they're extinct!
 * Larry: You weren't there, so you can't judge me. I KNOW what I heard.
 * Sandy: It's okay, Larry. We believe you. No doubt something's going on in this water. I... Wait... Wasn't this the place where Hector told us about the flood?
 * Squidward:... What do you mean?
 * Sandy:... I thought I heard something in the ice. Something... Dangerous.
 * Larry:... And where did you hear it?
 * Sandy:... Right theeeeEEE?!? (The spot was melted more and it made a distinct shape)... Oh, boy!
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers!
 * Squidward: Something was IN that?!?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know!
 * Patrick: The ice is alive?
 * Sandy:... (She jumps onto the ice, slipping a bit, to examine it)... Strange. This DOES look prehistoric. The marks left here suggest QUITE a story. Looks like this ice held something that would make the Loch Ness Monster wet itself.
 * Larry:... But what could possibly- (Suddenly, a giant monster breached the go as everyone was shocked, the monster being the plesiosaur roaring the same roar as before, knocking Sandy off balance as it tried to eat her, and when it splashed in the goo again, the splash was big enough to send the heroes scattered around by the goo, as they managed to get onto some ice platforms)
 * SpongeBob: HOLY SHRIMP!!! WHAT WAS THA- (The plesiosaur attacked as he jumped out of the way) SPONGE OVERBOOOARRR- (He fell in the water, unable to swim as this music played)
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! (She dived in after him as he grabbed him) Hold on, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Thanks, Sandy! (The plesiosaur spooked them as it opened it's mouth wide at them as she managed to punch it in the nose with a karate yell, disorientating it long enough for them to retreat as SpongeBob gasped for air)
 * Sandy: EVERYONE! GET TO THE LAND AVAILABLE! (They did that as the plesiosaur roared trying to pursue them, using the goo to hamper them as they avoided it, and managed to make it, then it managed to trap Patrick in a spot on ice where he couldn't move, as the plesiosaur made a B-line for him)
 * Sandy: PATRICK, MOVE!!
 * Patrick: BUT I CAN'T SWIM!!
 * Larry: (Shrugs) Sandy, you had ONE job!
 * Sandy: I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS!! PATRICK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! DO SOMETHING!!
 * Patrick: I'M DEAD!!! I'M DEEEAAAA-HEE-HEE-HHEE-HEEADD!!!! (The plesiosaur headed right for him)
 * Sandy:... Oh, for the love of... (She dives in again and reaches him) PATRICK! If there ever was a time to get out of your swimming problems, this is it! Don't go out like an idiot!!
 * Patrick: I'd rather DIE like an idiot than die like a coward!!!
 * Sandy:... You serious right now? (The plesiosaur opened it's mouth)... (Sighs) This might sting a little! (He presses his head in and makes him stiff, using that to trap the plesiosaur's jaw open)... SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (She climbed into it's mouth and touched it's throat, causing it to vomit, the vomit sending them careening close to the land as they made it before the plesiosaur chomped on them, then went back into the water)
 * SpongeBob:... WHEW! That was a close one! At least it can't get on land. No doubt the thing can only do well in the go- (The plesiosaur surprised them by waddling on the land like a seal)
 * Larry: SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY PREHISTORY WILDLIFE!!! (The plesiosaur tried to get at them as they avoided it as hard as they could, and it lunged at them, sliding like a penguin as they panicked as something happened)...
 * Sandy:... (She and Larry managed to use their combined strength to hold the plesiosaur's mouth as it struggled, then managed to shake them around as they held on for dear life)
 * Larry:... WHAT DO WE DO?!? I'M NOT THE RIGHT AGE TO DO THINGS YOU CAN DO!!!
 * Sandy: JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS! YOU KEEP IT DISTRACTED SO IT DOESN'T TARGET THE OTHERS!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUTTA HERE!!! I'll take care of this beast! (She managed to use a piece of seaweed to ride the plesiosaur) ALRIGHT, YOU BIG BEAST! GET BACK IN THE WATER!!! (It struggles to break free as Larry did his best to hold it off, as Sandy managed to pull it into the water, Larry getting out of there as Sandy and the plesiosaur plunged into the water)...
 * Larry:... SANDY!
 * Squidward: LARRY, COME ON!! (He did so)
 * Sandy: (She managed to trap the plesiosaur in some rocks as the tied it's muzzle up with seaweed, them lunged herself up to the surface, as the beast freed itself and swam up towards her, as she managed to stand on it's snout, make it sneeze, and launch herself back with the others, as they cheered for her, looking in horror as the plesiosaur watched them and dived back down)
 * Squidward:... HOLY F***ASAURUS!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Larry: I have no idea, but from now on, land, safe, goo, not safe!
 * Sandy: We gotta warn them!
 * ???: (A helicopter-like vehicle came in and picked them up as they saw what happened, the plesiosaur watching them, as it chuckled like the Hydra)...

Discoverig Hector's Plan

 * Sandy: (She arrived as the tourist security was evacuating the people with help of the BBDF)... Hey!
 * Captain of Security: Oh, hello again, Ms. Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I need to speak with Hector.
 * Captain of Security: Oh, he's around. But he said he might've found something that may be causing this.
 * Sandy:... Really?
 * Captain of Security: Believe me, it surprised me, too. You might have to go to the peak and talk to him yourself. But be careful. The peak seems to be quite hazardous since the melting was accelerating. (After tremors)...
 * Sandy:... On it! (She acrobatically jumped up)

(Later...)

Flashback Present
 * Sandy: (She arrived at the peak of the melting glacier and discovered devices beneath the surface of the good that are similar to Blowhole's melting devices)... So THAT was the problem! Someone's trying to flood the entire place!
 * ???: Well, Ms. Cheeks. (Hector himself appeared)... Nice to see you.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? What's going on? Did you know that there was melting devices down there?!? They've been connected to the park's air conditioning system, and they seem to heighten the heat to burning levels!
 * Hector: Well... I hadn't exactly thought of that. I known about this for a while and have been meaning to stop it, but I didn't expect it to be like THAT!
 * Sandy: Doesn't seem like your kinda shtick. You seemed like a nice guy the moment I met you, I mean, as much as you did, but considering your lost left eye, I think there's more to you than I thought. Apparently, the emergency dam is this close to bursting, and there's a plesiosaur that was frozen in the glacier, and I need to stop it. So I can't help that-... Wait...
 * Hector: I assure you, Ms. Cheeks, we're doing everything we can.
 * Sandy:... I'm a fool!
 * Hector: Yeah, so am I quit frankly. I should've sent someone to check the-
 * Sandy: SHUT UP!! (Hector was surprised)... I should've seen it sooner. I'm a complete fool!... It was YOU!
 * Hector:... What in the name of Cthulhu are you talking about?
 * Sandy: You said it yourself! You said that this could ease the corruption, and even the Mayor would approve of it. I can see what you meant by 'something that changed you'. You were the one who warned us of the threat to come. You warned us of the Mall's capabilities as a means to control our population. And the only one who knew about this threat as of this moment, was YOU! Why, of all the scary souls in this city, would you be the ONLY one who knows about this? So, stop lying your way out of this, and confess!!
 * Hector:... (Sighs) To hell with this! Well, now! You have FINALLY unraveled my plan, Ms. Cheeks! Those devices will soon bring the entire city under miles of water-
 * Sandy: Goo.
 * Hector: Whatever, wiping it, and everyone in it, out with it! And with the dinosaur, which I have dubbed 'Goonami', it will aid well.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I may be considering taking it back, because I can't tell if this is a joke, or if this is you proving to be so smart as to do something as smart as this.
 * Hector: THIS is NO joke! THIS is my revenge!
 * Sandy: But why?
 * Hector: Because those bastards in Bikini Bottom left me to suffer!
 * Sandy:... Care to explain yourself?
 * Hector: Gladly, you water-loving furry little snot! I lived in that sister city where your trouble-making friend of yours Cowfish Craig resides. Bottoms Up...
 * (Hector): I was one of the few of the people there who DESPISED this place before that event because of their DISGUSTING customs that seem to taint our more gentlemen-like customs, and for those nasty rumors of how it turned into a cesspool of hatred and evil.
 * (Sandy): (Shrugs) You have NO doggone idea! But continue!
 * (Hector): You see, before then, I was seeking to go into being the new leader of my family mansion. Everything it had. I was gonna be RICHER than I was before!... Unfortunately, they had the GALL to hand the reigns to my goody-two-shoes brother. And to pour MORE salt in the wound, HE CUT OFF MY FUNDING with a lame excuse of responsibility.
 * (Sandy): Oh, for the love of Davy Crockett, are you joking? Well, I'm sure he has his reasons.
 * (Hector): HE HAD NO REASONS, YOU BRAINLESS LAB-RAT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH WHAT I HAD, AND HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO ME! Anyway, afterward, I tried to prove my worth once and for all that I deserved the money. So I got money from loan sharks to prove my potential in such. But unfortunately... I lost the lottery I needed to pay back the loan. Thus the loan sharks came into the mansion, and took everything. They crippled much of my family, and left us flat-broke, with only the mansion, and even then, we wouldn't keep it for long as there was no doubt going to be an eviction notice soon. They ousted and disowned me! They were rotten people who couldn't accept the fact that I could've made it better, ESPECIALLY when the mansion WAS evicted, and taken by a higher bidder. And so, outraged by my family's words, I did what I had to do! (He was seen brutally murdering his brother as the entire family was shocked, and he stormed into the mansion with a lawn mower)
 * (Sandy): WHOA! That's a little too far, sir!
 * (Hector): Coming from the air-breather who sold weird gunk as a crazy science experiment. As I was saying, I took the mansion back by force, and I held onto my promise of making it better. I got all the money I lost back from those loan sharks, along with all our property they stole, and I FORCED them to pay for an operation to undo the injuries they did to my family. Since nobody wanted to help me, I had no choice but to go to a crime lord for that. Say what you want, but I had no choice. My life was now everything I wanted out of it. Yes, there were a few snags and sacrifices I had to make, but it was all for the greater good. I SAVED my family after my mistake.
 * (Sandy): "Saved them" my tail!
 * (Hector): SHUT UP! But it was all for not as this FILTHY place had the audacity to send in the Bikini Bottom Defense Force to interfere. They destroyed everything I had. They turned my family against me after all I did for them. They took away what was MINE, AND SENT ME TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!!!
 * (Sandy):... Then... Then how did you-
 * (Hector): So, angered by the actions reaped upon me, no maximum security stood a CHANCE against me as I broke out without breaking a sweat.
 * Hector: Ever since, I swore REVENGE on this dirty messed-up town. And THIS, and Goonami, WERE my opportunity!
 * Sandy:... So... So you DON'T wanna save a handful?
 * Hector: OF COURSE NOT!! I PLAN TO DESTROY THEM ALL, AND USE THE MALL AS A MEANS TO ELIMINATE THE REST!!
 * Sandy:... You... YOU MONSTER!!!
 * Hector: Hey, don't give me that! I'm doing this place a favor. It's a wreck of cruelty and restraint, so I'm putting it out of it's misery. You should be thanking me.
 * Sandy: BUT I LIVE HERE, AND I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE A GREAT LIFE HERE!!!
 * Hector: If my 'friends', you mean a bunch of idiots and/or mean or greedy assholes, AND a poriferan who jerks off to literally ANYTHING you do, then I'd have to respectfully disagree.
 * Sandy: Now THAT is not called for! We may be a little rough around the edges here, but that does NOT excuse your actions! You ruined yourself with your greed, laziness, selfishness, and stubborn ego! You're no good person to your home OR your family! You're a BULLY! And THIS terrorist act proves it! And I'm going to tell EVERYONE!
 * Hector: (Pulls out a gun) No, I don't think so! You make a single step, and you're done. And considering your air-based biology, all it takes is a bullet to your helmet to end you, and if it doesn't hit your head, drowning is just as good! I am NOT going to rest until this city lays under MILES of water!
 * Sandy: GOO!
 * Hector: WHATEVER!!
 * Sandy:... Alright! I guess you win.
 * Hector:... What?
 * Sandy: I mean, that is an awesome plan, and took a LOT of effort. I mean, how exactly did you manage to build those things?
 * Hector: Oh, (Chuckles), well, it was simple. You see, I paid the Bikini Bottom Underground to build them for me- (Sandy slid on the ice and pushed him into the water as he slid right in)...
 * Sandy: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, HECTOR! (She escapes by taking out a snowboard as she slid down an ice slide as Hector got angry, and got into an aircraft, pursuing her as this music played)
 * Hector: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY, YOU LITTLE RAT!!!

Hector's Defeat and Demise

 * Sandy: (As she managed to save them from both Goonami and drowning by swimming them up to the Bikini Bottom Mall turned into an Ark) GRRGH! THANK GOODNESS MY SUIT PROTECTS ME FROM SUFFOCATING IN THIS DENSER VARIANT OF WATER!! But, COME ON, THE CURRENTS THAT BEAST CREATES MAKES THESE GUYS HARDER TO SAVE!!! No, no one actually help me, that'd be a little too much!! (She pulls SpongeBob and Patrick up as they coughed)
 * Patrick:... Did we win?
 * Sandy: (As everyone in Bikini Bottom whom they saved arrived)... WHEW! Good work, guys!
 * SpongeBob: (Takes deep breath) The least we can do. Now let's hope this plan goes smoothly and that mean lizard doesn't-
 * ???: Encounter you on the 'Ark'? (He appeared with his gun as everyone was scared of him)
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Get back, everyone! (They armed themselves)
 * Hector: Uh-uh! Not unless you want the squirrel to drown in front of your eyes!
 * SpongeBob:... Would you care to repeat that, you rotten barnacle-head?!?
 * Hector: Oh, if it isn't the squirrel's little boyfriend. I see you wish to watch her drown with them.
 * SpongeBob: Threaten to kill her again! See what happens!
 * Hector:... Watch her lungs collapse and wilt!
 * SpongeBob: (Got his karate gear and attacked, only for Hector to fire his gun as he ducked) AAHH! (He used his shapeshifting to avoid the gunfire as he fled)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) Hiding are we? GOOD!
 * Sandy: (Grabbing the gun in his grip) LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU- (He lightly punched her helmet, causing her to flinch as he threw the gun out of her grasp and punched her to the ground)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clyton) I could REALLY use a challenge from the infamous star of this f****** cesspool of corruption! Because after I finish you, your dumbass starfish friend, AND watch your eye candy take her last blub, DESTROYING THIS THING WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!! (As he managed to find a BBDF assault rifle)... (Chuckles) PERFECT! (He takes it, cocks it, and uses it as he searches for SpongeBob)
 * Sandy: (She saw this) SPONGEBOB!!! BE CAREFUL!! HE'S GOT A BIGGER GUN!!
 * Hector: Shut up! (Kicks her in the chest, and continued searching)... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT, YOU TALKING PIECE OF CHEESE!!! YOU HAD THAT KARATE GEAR A SECOND AGO, THEN I PULLED A GUN OUT AT YOU!!! What, are you too scared to save your squirrel friend?... Fine! Then watch me blow her helmet to smithereens! (Aims his gun at her) You have until the count of 10! 1 2, skip a few, 10-
 * SpongeBob: NOO!!! (He came out)
 * Hector:... Yeah, I thought so! Now come at me, and show her the sponge who saved her from that giant clam!
 * SpongeBob: (As much as he wanted to not do it, he had no choice)... FINE!
 * Hector: 3-2-1, GO! (He fires the assault rifle as he dodged and threw him way from the pedestrians)...
 * SpongeBob:... BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!!! This is between the two of us! I will not let you do this to my good town!
 * Hector: I'd like to see you try, you retarded idiotboy!
 * SpongeBob: (This time, he fought off the infamous insult, and only used it in anger)... THAT WON'T WORK ON ME, YOU SCALED BULLY!!! (He fights him, knocking the assault rifle, and later the pistol, out of his grasp and surprised that he started displaying new fighting moves)... What?
 * Hector: When you want revenge on Bikini Bottom for THIS long, you need to learn a thing or two! I didn't make it THIS far by sitting on the sidelines while a bunch of lackeys did all the work. I learned karate myself, and though I was expelled for using it for revenge, I would not be blocked. So, gun or no, I will not be blocked again by a big piece of mold!
 * SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I'M A SPONGE! THERE'S A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE!! A CELLULAR MOTHERF*****G DIFFERENCE!!
 * Hector: (Cackles) THAT'S the spirit! Let's dance, hero! (They both sparred as this music played)
 * Hector: (As SpongeBob held him at gunpoint with his assault rifle to defend himself)... Pfft! You wouldn't shoot me! That'd 'fly in the face of your good nature'. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Your history and hatred of everyone in the town said so. ESPECIALLY SQUIDWARD!! So go ahead and shoot me. You'd do it because you're STUPID and a MENACE! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... Well, at least I'm not as big a menace as YOU ARE!! (He throws the assault rifle into the goo flood)...
 * Hector:... (He took out a knife)
 * SpongeBob: OH, YOU CHEATER!!!
 * Hector: Spoken like a true bubble-blowing, ice-cream-eating, Goofy-Goober-worshipping little baby boy!
 * SpongeBob: WHY YOU LITTLE- (He charged as he dodged a knife attack)
 * Hector: HAH! I knew that'd get you. That just makes this more fun! (He attacks as they sparred and thunder was heard, and the rain started to pick up as the two continued to fight until Sandy and Patrick arrived, and Sandy noticed the pistol and picked it up)... (Hector had him cornered) Say bye-bye, SpongeBoob DumbPants!
 * Sandy: (She fired the gun at him as it scratched his shoulder and it bled)... GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Hector: OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! (He throws the knife right at her helmet as it cracked)
 * SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (The helmet shattered as the large air bubble floating upward as she started gurgling in suffocation)...
 * Hector: And now for the climax! (He prepared to punch all the air out of her lungs in slow motion until SpongeBob went out on him)
 * SpongeBob: (Punching him in the face right near the ledge as he used his bubble wand to blow a bubble which Sandy used as a makeshift helmet) NOW GET OUT OF HERE! And thanks for saving me!
 * Sandy: (As her voice was obscured by the bubble) Right back at you!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Sandy: I said 'right back at you'!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?... You look confused, so you're probably not getting me. Just get out of here and get everyone to safety!... (Sandy lipped 'You're seriously not helping!') WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: Okay, screw this! (They left as her bubble helmet jiggled)
 * SpongeBob: (As he picked up the gun and held Hector at gunpoint)... This is OVER, Hector! Surrender now!
 * Hector:... It's not over UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!!! (He tussles with SpongeBob for the gun) I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN, AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! (The Ark tremors when Goonami charges into it, knocking everyone off course, causing both Hector and SpongeBob to lose balance, Sandy's bubble-helmet to pop and leave her suffocating again, and Patrick to end up with his butt in trash-can) YAAHH!! (He hangs on the ledge as the pistol fell off shore)...
 * SpongeBob:... This ends NOW! Give up, and I'll rescue you!
 * Hector:... IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!! (He flips himself up, only barely, and grabs SpongeBob preparing to fall with him until Sandy grabs SpongeBob as the two struggled, lightning striking, but she finally drowns after wasting all her bubbles struggling to lift SpongeBob, loosening her grip as SpongeBob is able to save himself, landing on Sandy's comatose body as Hector fell from the boat screaming like Clayton and got eaten by Goonami in a same fashion to the Serpent Lord)
 * SpongeBob:... WE DID IT, SA... (A bubble escaped her mouth as he heard the bubble)... Sandy? (He turned and saw her unconscious)... Aw, tartar sauce! (She picked her up) Looks like I gotta get her some air! I'd better find a place to give her another bubble helmet and give her CPR- (Goonami shook the boat again as it desperately tried to eat many more people on it) AAHHH!!

Saving Sandy and Bikini Bottom
Internal Mall
 * SpongeBob: OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WOULD YOU GIVE A SPONGE A BREAK?!? (Goonami continued charging the boat as everyone on it shook)
 * Plankton: I'M GONNA DIE!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO RULE THE SEA A SECOND TIME!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: SERIOUSLY?!?
 * SpongeBob: GUYS! (He arrived with a comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: BUDDY, YOU'RE BACK!!!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, and I could use some help right about now! (He slumps Sandy's comatose body on the ground as much of the inhabitants fainted at the sight of it)
 * Patrick:... I KNOW CPR!! (He prepares to do so)
 * Squidward: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK UNDERWATER, YOU MORON!!!
 * SpongeBob: Just help me find some place safe so I can- (Goonami rammed the ship again, causing Sandy to fall off) NOOOOOOOO!!! (She floated on the goo surface as Goonami targeted her)
 * Larry:... SpongeBob, I think you know what to do!
 * SpongeBob:... Right! Get me a lifeline! (They did so)... I'M COMING, SANDYYYYY!!! (He jumped into the water as he struggled at first, then managed to pick up the pace as he grabbed Sandy, then got chomped by Goonami as everyone was shocked) (As he and Sandy went down it's throat) NO!!! I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO BE DINNER!!! (Goonami ended up choking on them as SpongeBob struggled to get out)...
 * Larry:... Wait... What's going on?
 * Patrick:... HE'S DOING IT!!! GO, BUDDY!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He struggled climbing out of the throat until a familiar hand grabbed Sandy by the foot) WHAT?!? (Hector came out covered in acid)
 * Hector: LIKE I SAID, IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ALONG WITH YOUR EYE CANDY!!!
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs) Damn you, Reynaud!! (To Hector) LET GO OF HER!!!
 * Hector: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He pulled them both into the stomach)
 * Hector:... I've had enough outta you! Neither three of us are getting out of here alive! We will ROT in here, and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it!
 * SpongeBob: You think so? (He found a large pile of soda machines)
 * Hector:... Oh, no, you don't! I'M THE ONE getting out of here! (They tussled for the soda machine, using all that Goonami swallowed against one another, until SpongeBob ended up kicking him into a pond of digestive acid, as he melted to death screaming)...
 * SpongeBob:... (He then proceeded to smash all the soda inside them, causing the resulting natural gas to cause Goonami to burst, sending him and Sandy up the esophagus in a bubble as they launched out of Goonami's mouth, as they flew right for the boat)
 * Larry: SPONGEBOB!!
 * Squidward: By Neptune's Beard, he actually did it.
 * SpongeBob: (He reached for the boat, but they ended up missing and fell into the water again)
 * Goonami: (He roared as loud as he could in anger, aggravating everyone around them as it charged for SpongeBob and a still-comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He panicked)... ("Come on, SpongeBob, THINK! What would Sandy do against a monster like THAT?!?") (This music played when SpongeBob got an idea)...
 * SpongeBob:... PATRICK!!! CATCH!!! (HE tossed Sandy's body up as Patrick used the lifeguard lasso technique to pull her to safety)
 * Larry: WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I know what to do! (He blew a bubble that he used as a makeshift helmet, and dived down, dodging Goonami's attack)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, NO, DON'T BE A HERO!!!! Wait.... I mean... THE KIND YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW!! (SpongeBob used what karate he had available to fight off Goonami as he managed to reach the bottom in a submerged civilized area, as he managed to trick Goonami into ramming into much of it, trapping it, and SpongeBob made the final stand)
 * SpongeBob:... Smile, you son of a BITCH! (He tricked Goonami into causing the equilibrium of the debris to disrupt, causing it to be crushed to death)... It is done!
 * Patrick:... Please, SpongeBob, please make it!!!
 * Plankton: Well, on the bright side-
 * Mr. Krabs: Plankton, don't you DARE say it! We're in a survival situation, and THAT'S what you're concerned about?
 * SpongeBob:... (He surfaced) I DID IT! IT'S DEAD!! (Everyone cheered as they brought him back up)...
 * Larry:... What do we do about Sandy, though? We can't reach the island because of our current situation.
 * SpongeBob: I got it covered.
 * Sandy: (SpongeBob blew a bubble and put it on her as it gave her the right oxygen environment for him to push the water out of her lungs, as she coughed it out and gasped heavily)... SpongeBob... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: (Sighs)
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs, as he uses his bubble wand to create a way to understand her)... Okay, now try.
 * Sandy:... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob:... Sure did.
 * Sandy: Well, good! Gotta say, this is NOT a good substitute for a helmet.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you might as well get used to it. Anyway, we did it. We defeated Hector and Goonami.
 * Sandy:... How?
 * SpongeBob:... When you drowned, he fell and got eaten by Goonami, and I saved you from both when Goonami ate you.
 * Sandy:... You... Actually did all that... On your own?
 * Larry: (As the others arrived) He sure did. You taught him well.
 * SpongeBob:... So, yeah, your little nutsiness seemed to rub off on me- (The bubbles he was using popped, and so did the line, and later, Sandy's bubble helmet as everyone was shocked)
 * Sandy:... (Gurgling) Thank you! (She kissed him on the cheek)
 * SpongeBob:... (He fell as heart-shaped bubbles burst)... HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! What an arousing irony!! (Sandy suffocated again) Oh, right! (He blew her another bubble helmet as she gasped)... Nothing to it, really. (Everyone cheered)

Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy Legend
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Bikini Bottom Triangle Legend
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Rraarg Legend
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Weresquirrel Legend
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Volcano Legend
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Piñata Locas Legend
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Curse of the Hex Legend
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