To Be Prepared (Thistle Whistle in Her Majusty)

A variant of the Hoodwinked Song of the same name, except it is sung by pony Thistle Whistle, who is related to an anti-continuity variant of the early-generation pony of the same name who had been cursed into talking in song by Grogar. She sings this to aid the Mane Six in a quest to defeat Majusty and Baphomet, except it is of a female cover, and is of a beautiful young singing voice on par with Anne Hathaway.

Lyrics
Thistle Whistle:
 * 17 years ago, Grogar put a spell on me.
 * A spell where when I'm talking, I'm singing with beautiful glee.
 * But when you're always singing then, you got to live alone.
 * That's why I made this forest cottage my home.
 * But when you're in the Everfree, there's lots to be feared.
 * That's why this little Pegasus is prepared.


 * (She whistles as birds joined in)


 * I got birds that open bottles, and I got birds that act like keys.
 * I got birds that are big enough, they help me get home free.
 * I got birds that break through barricades, and birds that make good hair! (Birds whistle at her feathery hairdo)
 * I got birds that mimic other birds, I always come prepared!


 * To be prepared, to be prepared, this lesson must be shared!
 * This lesson must be shared, to be prepared!
 * To be prepared, to be prepared and unless you gotta spare,
 * You've got one life, so handle it with care!


 * Thistle Whistle: (As they got on a large combat-capable bird) Keep your hooves inside the bird at all times!


 * (Whistles with birds again)
 * (Whistling) To be prepared!

(An entire flock of quarry eels noticed them and attacked)
 * Ooohhhhh!
 * Some quarry eels are coming, and I do not feel prepared!
 * They're screeching like a eagle, and I must say that I'm scared!
 * If it wasn't for old Grogar's spell, you'll hear this pony scream!
 * But since I'm only singing, I'll just whistle until we're creamed!

(She whistles until the end of the song when they reach safety)