The Shark of Lake Paradiso

The Shark of Lake Paradiso is the 4th episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. A very visited lake on the vacation planet of Paradisa is suddenly the home of an abnormally large, mutated and ravenous shark named Goliath. Now, with the help of a shark hunting seagull named Spencer Silvertalon, the Shell Lodge Squad must go to Paradisa and stop this shark before it eats a great number of victims. This episode is a parody of the classic movie Jaws.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Jaws Theme)

Chapter 1- Monster Shark
A beach at night. Later... Above.
 * A Female Deer and her cat boyfriend cuddled at a campfire.
 * Female Deer: Hey, let's go in the water.
 * Cat: I'd rather not. It's kind of cold, and I don't wanna get any cramps. Besides, I can't even swim since I'm a cat.
 * Female Deer: Aw, c'mon, it's fine! (Jumps into the water, SPLASH!)
 * Cat:...Hmm...maybe it isn't THAT cold...(Puts finger in water, and freezes solid)
 * Cat drops down like a statue.
 * Female Deer: "(Sigh), your such a cat." (Swims off)
 * Cat: Oh, brother, sometimes I wish I was some kind of sea lion.
 * (A large, prehistoric-looking mutant shark (Camera in red-visioned point of view) spots the deer)
 * Female Deer: "Ahh, so relaxing and not at all dangerious. And people say it's dangerious to swim at night. Yeah right!" (Shark gets closer, and closer and closer) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Gets pulled down into the water) BLURB BLURB BLURB BLURB!!! (Shark tears her apart and eats her)
 * Cat: Tina?...Tina? Where are you--(Shark then comes out of the water, and drags in the cat) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGH!!!! (Blood fills the water)
 * MSM's voice: Uh, we can deal WITHOUT the bloody water. (Blood disappears) Thank you.

Chapter 2- An Urgent Call From Senator Tri-corn
Tri-corn's office. Dragon Temple Batman Scene Cut to Lodger Van Planet Paradisa
 * Tri-corn: "Jamica Boa, what's today status report? I want to feel the morning breese as well as an onboarage of good news."
 * Jamica Boa: Well, it's actually bad news I have, Senator. Something's gone wrong on Planet Paradisa.
 * Tricorn: Paradisa? That's the most peaceful place in the UUniverses, the only war it's had was the Paradisan Wars 100 years ago. Nothing's ever happened there since.
 * Jamica Boa: Well, it seems there's been 2 deaths right near Lake Paradiso, Parcelio.
 * Tricorn: Deaths? Not so bad as long as it's not some kind of aggressive shark.
 * Jamica Boa: Well, sources said it WAS a shark, but not just any shark. It's a shark no one's ever seen before.
 * Tricorn: Any proof?
 * Jamica Boa: Yes, we found THIS! (Takes out a freakishly bizarre shark tooth that's NOT a great white's)
 * Tricorn: Good lord! What the hell kind of shark has teeth like THAT?!?
 * Jamica Boa: Clearly, Lake Paradiso has become the home of a prehistoric shark. When we found this tooth from the dead body part, it was over 104 years old.
 * Tricorn: Impossible! No shark is capable of living that long. (Sighs) Jamica, it looks like we're dealing with a mutated shark.
 * Jamica Boa: Would you like me to call the Paradisan authorities?
 * Tricorn: Yes, make sure that lake is closed down until further notice. Someone get me the Shell Lodge Squad. As much as I don't like them, this sounds like something that needs to be dealt with by them.
 * Jamica: "Ah yes, becuse of past exspeariences with mutants before. I'll make the video call."
 * Louge computer: "You got, Video Email from "DragonSenatorTcorn.Gmail"."
 * Lord Shen: "Odd, Do we know someone of that email?"
 * Icky: "Uh, Well, Celestia's email was "Princessofall", Each of the mane 6 has an Email based on their characteristics, The Galactic Feds are "GFEDS", and a good majory of our friends from our pass adventures barely don't use the internet or even have it, or do not even know the junk that is."
 * Cynder: Guys, it's from Senator Tri-corn.
 * B.O.B: You mean that cybernetic dummy dragon who tried to destroy me while I was that 'Jigglodon' monster?
 * Missing Link: Yeah, I hated that girl.
 * Lord Shen: Well, it says it's an emergency.
 * Icky: Well, let's see what it says. (Video plays)
 * Senator Tricorn: (On the video) Attention, Shell Lodgers. Before you cancel this EMail because of what happened with that glob monster, I must tell you that I am in need of your assistance. It seems there has been 2 deaths on Planet Paradisa happening right by Lake Paradiso. I've just found out that it is some kind of mutant shark. (Lodgers are surprised) I advise you to head down to Paradisa, find this creature, and bring it to me dead or alive. And the Paradisan governments tell me that they're offering a reward for anyone who can catch the shark. If you can do this, we'll split the money 50-50. Good luck...I can't believe I just said that. (Video ends)
 * Lord Shen: This is serious!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, a monster shark in Paradisa? That sounds pretty bloody.
 * Skipper: Oh, please, it's just a fish, everyone. Just a stupid mutated cartilaginous fish. I say when we capture it, we sell it for sushi.
 * Shifu: No. Tricorn has insisted we bring the shark to her once we hunt it down dead or alive.
 * Kowalski: Besides, a cartilaginous fish might not be that good tasting.
 * Skipper: Hmm...you do have a point. I remember when Manfredi and Johnson tried cartilaginous fish. It left a BAD taste in their mouth, if you know what I'm saying. (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob: Well, we'd better get down there. Who knows how many more careless victims will get into those waters?
 * Donkey: Alright! We're going to be in a Jaws parody, baby!
 * Max Cat: I wouldn't mind trying some cartilaginous fish. I mean, you don't have to worry about bones.
 * Lord Shen: We're not gonna eat it! We're gonna give it to Tricorn, and that's that.
 * Spyro: Let's go. TO THE SHELL LODGER VAN!!
 * The van flews off as the music resumes!
 * Mr. Dodo: Welcome to Planet Paradisa. The greatest vacation planet in the UUniverses. Everything there is cheap, there are large oceans for swimming, fishing, and snorkeling, there are large beaches, it's mostly sunny, and less cold, and the government is very friendly.
 * Icky: I sure wish me and Iago could've gotten their by ourselves if that Grox ship didn't send us crashing onto Pastoon. But we sure made up for by meeting Sheriff Garrot.
 * Iago: Yeah, those were good times. We even showed them that the Shell Lodge Squad was real when they believed in us as a galactic legend.
 * Icky: Yeah, my head still hurts a bit after that bullet to the head made me miss all the action, but at least we had a great time.
 * SpongeBob: This is actually the first time I've been here. I never knew this planet's government was so vacationally friendly. Has this place ever had any kinds of conflicts?
 * Mr. Dodo: Not for a long time, actually. The last conflict this place had was the Paradisan War II 100 years ago.
 * Icky: DAMN! A century of peace? This place rocks!
 * Tigress: But let's just remember we're not here for a vacation. We're here because we're on a mission.
 * Lord Shen: "Look, there seems to be a press converence with the mayor!"
 * News Reporters and Poperazzi hassle the Mayor (Who's a Pelican) about the sudden attack!
 * The Mayor: "Everyone please, one at a time!"
 * Paparazzi: What do you propose we do about this monster shark, Mr. Mayor?
 * Paparazzi 2: Lake Paradiso is the only closest water resort for us!
 * Paparazzi 3: This is freakin' ridiculous!
 * Mayor: Now, now, now, settle down! Senator Tricorn has promised that something will be done about this shark in due time. But if anyone else thinks they are capable of pulling this off, then don't bother. I'm offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who can capture this beast.
 * SpongeBob: Whoa! $100,000! That's a LOT of money.
 * Spyro: Well, let's just tell him we're on the mission. (They walk up to the mayor) Excuse me, Mr. Mayor?
 * Mayor: Oh, hey, it's the Shell Lodge Squad! What's up?
 * Spyro: Senator Tricorn sent us to take care of this shark dead or alive.
 * Mayor: Hmm, interesting. You HAVE been capable of doing a lot of impossible stuff. Alright, you're on. If you can capture this shark, you'll be rewarded. And we'll all be in a debt of gratitude for helping us in our time of need.
 * Po: Well, we're just doing our duty.
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, we'll handle this shark problem of yours. How big is it? We heard it's a mutant, so we'll need to figure some stuff out about it.
 * Mayor: Well, you'll have to find out for yourselves because I have absolutely no idea. But I am guessing it's about the size of a great white with a gigantism mutation.
 * Icky: Okay, weird simile, but okay.
 * Sandy: "Well, Do you know anyone who processes the know-how on the shark?"
 * A loud, painful squak was heard that was painful to everyone who heard it!
 * ???: (A silouetted laughing gull is seen in the background) So, you wanna go after ol' Goliath, do ya'? (Laughs squawkingly (He's a laughing gull after all)) Be careful ye' don't sigh yer' own death warrants there.
 * Icky: Oh, boy. Sounds like another Captain Ahab ripoff.
 * Spyro: 'Goliath'? That thing has a name?
 * ???: Aye, it does. I seen the beast with me own eyes, matey! And it be big as hell, and red like the devil himself! It be 50 ft long from jaw to tail, with teeth as sharp as knives.
 * Mayor: (Sighs) What're you doing here, Spencer? Can't you see you're talking to the famous Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Stencer: (Comes out of the shadows) Yes, I knew the foul stench of that fat panda anywhere.
 * Po: HEY!
 * Cynder: "What do you want? The last time we dealt with those who are obessive with bring down monsters, they often turn out to be back-stabbing jerks."
 * Spencer: "Well, let me ease ya fears by saying, i practicly protact this world from the beast."
 * Icky: "Yeah, good job protacting those unlucky saps, doc."
 * Spencer: "The creature caught me in me pants down! If the female deer wasn't stupid enough to ACTSELLY swim in night, a prime hunting hour for sea predators, she won't have a reserved spot in the morge!"
 * Kowalski: He does have a point. Sharks mainly hunt in night time hours where their coloration makes them almost undetectable. But the fact that Spencer said the shark was 'red' is no exception. It's still difficult to see in the night, even when you're out in the water.
 * Skipper: It's just a fish, Kowalski, nothing too dangerous for us Shell Lodgers. So, Spencer, care to do any explaining about this beast we're after?
 * Spencer: Well, it's a mutant, alright. It took me years to learn that Goliath is just a crazed military sciencey experiment gone berserk. And by tracin' the DNA to the local scientists, ol' Goliath is 104 years old.
 * Crane: Th-that's impossible.
 * Brandy: Yeah, I didn't know sharks lived that long.
 * Spencer: Clearly, you land lubbers haven't been usin' yer' ears. Goliath is a mutant from a military research project. And trust me, the fact that I've been after 'em for 5 years is sure to prove that I've been studyin' it's history.
 * Skipper: Surprise us, seagull.
 * Spencer: 100 years ago, when the Second Paradisan War was ravagin' like an angry group of pirates, the military was secretly creating a secret weapon. They made this foul sludge that mutated great whites that would fight in battle. One of them was ol' Goliath. However, his bloody rage came when he got pissed off, causin' the whole place to come down faster than hell! But luckily, ol' Goliath survived with a dose of sludge.
 * Sparx: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA NELLIE!!! A military weapon gone berserk? Who would've guessed?
 * Skipper: So how do we stop it?
 * Spencer: (Laughing gull caw laughs) You CAN'T stop ol' Goliath, land lubbers. He's far too powerful to take on. The only lad who's got the chance to survive ol' Goliath's jaws is yours truly.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, you told us you've taken on Goliath before.
 * Spencer: Yes, he's the one who cost me me leg! (Shows them silver leg)
 * Shenzi: DAMN!
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Banzai: I could've done that all by myself, and instead of just the leg, I'd eat the WHOLE THING!!
 * Spencer: Let's face it, lads! You ain't gonna take down ol' Goliath without MY help.
 * SpongeBob: Why should we trust you? Like we told you, anyone like you could go Captain Ahab on us.
 * Spencer: "Oh don't worry, my mentally is geared strictly on the shark! I am still sane enough to be somewhat socally acceptable."
 * Lord Shen: "Really?"
 * Spencer: "Well i haven't started abducting people in the middle of the night to use them as bait to get that abomination of nature, have i?"
 * Mayor: "I have to speak for Spencer here. He's coco for going after the shark, but he's arguely still have a sense of morally, he's actselly saved some people from that thing. Though ithat shark vanished and was gone until the recent attack."
 * Spencer: "Well, i say it took him long enough. And to think, everyone thought it died of either old age, or it's own mutantion killed it off."
 * Mayor: "In everyone's defence Spencer, mutants don't normaly tend to live long."
 * Spencer: "It depends on what mutant your talking about."
 * Donkey: Yeah, just try and say that to Wolverine. He's actually served in Civil Wars and is still around because Deadpool is still around.
 * Icky: "Ok, comic book character talk aside, I think it's time to start sharking!"
 * everyone was silent.
 * Spencer: "Sharking?"
 * Icky: "Ya know, uh, like fishing, but since we're after a shark, we're actselly sharking."
 * Shenzi: I got to admit, that was one of the WORST puns ever.
 * Icky: Hey, at least I'm not like my cousin Sucky. I mean, Tigger gave him a swirly for telling a joke about looking for Winnie the 'Poo' in a toilet.
 * Spyro: Can we at least get on with the task at hand?
 * Cynder: We'll be lucky if we get through this without a bite mark.
 * Spencer: "You would be realigusly grateful if you got out of this alive, with so much as a tooth stuck in your ass!"
 * Icky and Iago gulped.
 * Spencer: "I know this beast well, and mercy and remorse are not in his mind or dicsinary, it's only eat and kill!"
 * Skipper: "Well it is just a fish, alcourse it wouldn't know the meaning of those words. Their brains are the size of an abmeba!"
 * Kowalski: Well, actually, you're half right. Sharks are not exactly killers. Attacks on humans or sentient animals are mostly accidents. Sharks often mistake a surfer as a seal. But the mutations of this shark make it a REAL killer. They are intelligent, though. They have an excellent sense of smell, and they have a fine electroreception system.
 * Rico: BORING!
 * Spencer: Aye, but this creature's electroreception is not to be judged as upgraded. Since it's mutations, it now uses tachyon signals to find it's prey.
 * Kowalski: And by 'tachyon' signals, you mean 'faster-than-light' signals?
 * Spencer: You bet yer' applesauce!
 * Sandy: Amazing! This creature IS a killing machine.
 * Lord Shen: Is there more?
 * Spencer: And the worst of all...it's asexual. (Everyone gasps)
 * Patrick: "You mean, it's gay?"
 * Squidward: (Face palms) It means it can reproduce without the need for a mate.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, like sponges like me.
 * Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! It's only a matter of time before it begins it's disgusting reproducing cycle! Once it does...Lake Paradiso will no longer be safe.
 * Mayor: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS, SPENCER?!?
 * Spencer: Cause I didn't want the lot of you to freak out, of course. This thing is enough of An Apex predator with it's mutantion alone, it'll be catisclisum fearing worthy if everyone is aware of the fact that in a year's, or a month's, or an hour's, or even right now it could already be a father/mother of..... OVER 9000!
 * Mayor: "WHAT 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT?!"
 * Kolwalski: ".... So, was the dragon ball z reference really nessersary then?"
 * Spencer:...Yes.
 * Alex: Then we must hurry. Who knows what'll happen if that thing is allowed to reproduce?
 * Banzai: "Shark-fearing mass histeria, for starters."
 * Alex: Good scenario. But let's just go.

Chapter 3- Lake Paradiso
Lake Paradiso Later... Later
 * Sandy: "Golly! This is an awesome looking lake!"
 * Icky: "Ya oh, i'm surprised with all of the commonity going on here, i'm surprised on how clean it is here. Normally in public beaches there be like a retarded seagull with a soda can holder around his neck or a bottle flounting the water."
 * Spencer: "You'd be amaze of what an Eviomental Mayor can do."
 * Marty: Okay, here's our first question: How're we gonna find this creature?
 * Spencer: YOU can't find him, lad. HE'LL find YOU. Ol' Goliath is a master of stealth and bloodshed. He tends to surprise you by jumping out of the water to take a bite out of his target. All we need to do is wait until it arrives, and THEN we make our attack.
 * Mr. Krabs: And exactly HOW are we gonna kill it?
 * Rico: (Hacks out a load of dynamite) Kaboom?
 * Skipper: No, that's too powerful.
 * Spencer: Yeah, that'll only make him angry. I don't exactly know how he's able to survive that stuff, but it just doesn't work.
 * Kowalski: Then I have a better idea.
 * Skipper: We blast it with a bazooka?
 * Kowalski: No, I've got something even better. (Takes out a large harpoon gun)
 * Icky:...A harpoon gun? Really?
 * Kowalski: A harpoon gun that shoots poisonous spears. One shot of this, and the shark won't be able to breathe. Eventually, it'll die of infection within 5 minutes.
 * Iago: I don't think that'll work, Kowalski. I prefer the bazooka.
 * Kowalski: I'm CERTAIN this will work.
 * Lord Shen: "There's no time to screw around of how one kills a monster! We have a mission to do, so, shall we PLEASE do it?!"
 * Spencer: "I like that! Itching to fight a demon of the sea itself, eh? (Hearty sailors laugh!)"
 * Lord Shen: "Well anything that's a threat to everyone's jolly good time is in my realm of zero tolerence!"
 * Patrick: "You mean, it has no caleroes?"
 * Sandy: "Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
 * Patrick: Not until 4:00.
 * Mr. Krabs: Now, if everyone's done flabber-jabbin', can we PLEASE get to work? Where's our boat?
 * Spencer: It be right over there. (The boat is humongous and partially beat down)
 * Icky: That's the shittiest boat I've ever seen.
 * Spencer: Thank you, it was my father's. He died in a shark attack, how do you feel now? But seriously, this is the best boat I have. It's also extremely faster than ol' Goliath.
 * Mantis: Are you certain it'll help us find Goliath?
 * Spencer: Certain? You want 'certain', hire yourselves a soothsayer!
 * Lord Shen: We actually have one back at the Temple, thank you very much.
 * Skipper: Let's just get going.
 * Spencer: Alright, just pack the beers, and we'll be on our way! (They get in the boat, and take off)
 * Spencer: (Boat is still moving fast) Damn, we've been through this for 5 hours, and still no sign of ol' Goliath! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!? (Goliath peeks out of the water and spots the boat, then swims after it in secret)
 * SpongeBob: Looks like we'll need to attract him somehow.
 * Spencer: You may be right, laddy. I have some chum right here.
 * Squidward: Well, good luck with that.
 * Spencer: Oh, no, calamari! No freeloaders on MY ship. YOU'RE doin' the cummin'!
 * Squidward: Oh, yeah? Who says?
 * Spencer: I'm the seagull who decides if I should throw you overboard or not!
 * Squidward: (Shrugs) Fine! Gimme the bucket! (Snatches bucket) Ew, i can see why the Chum Bucket is a very poor business! This stuff is idsgusting!
 * Max the cat snags a piece and eats it!
 * Max the cat: "Hmm, speak for yourself, Squidward!"
 * Spencer: "Dang blasted cat! That's for attracting the beast!"
 * Max Cat: Oh, don't get wheezy, I'm only having one piece. (Leaves)
 * Squidward: (Sighs, then dumps the chum in the water) I hope we do this quickly. Who knows how big this thing is? (Goliath is seen below the ship, and is VERY big, but no one notices him taking the chum quickly)...WHA?!? (Sees the chum gone) How-I thought-we-a-ba-ja-wha?
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, now's not the time to play Babble Like An Idiot.
 * Squidward: The chum is GONE! (Everyone sees this)
 * Max: Whoa. So much for seeing the shark. It's quicker than I thought.
 * Spencer: We'd better get out of this area. Goliath could surprise us any moment. (Starts the boat, and it takes off, leaving Goliath in hot persuit)