Almost Had Them

Almost Had Them is the 5th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In the episode, Lord Cobra, Darkness Qui, Dark Dragon, Nefarious, and Junjie all take a strange opportunity to play poker together just for the sake of forgetting their humiliation, not to mention challenging each other. Especially when they start betting on who had come the closest to defeating the Shell Lodgers. As their conversation continues, they each tell stories about how they almost got the Shell Lodgers. They all constantly argue, but they continue to share their opinions, though skeptically. Who will have the best story? The episode is based on the Batman: The Animated Series episode 'Almost Got 'Im'.

Stories

 * Lord Cobra- Infestation of Blood Roots- Lord Cobra brings Audrey II an army of speical abominations of Mang's called 'Bloodroots' (Their image is here) which are carnivorous plant monsters that have only one instinct: to take over whatever sentient-made monument or fortress they find, and poison anyone who gets in their way. Problem is, he forgot that this would kill Cynder, still valuing her and quickly wussed out on seeing it through, only for the corrupted by the engry of the Blood Roots Audrey 2 to scare off Mang. Audrey II is able to become the plants' leader as "Blood Rooter", and the creatures have spread all over the range of the Dragon Temple, and thus, the Blood Root Plants begin to infest the Dragon Temple, and everyone in it. Kairi is held prisoner inside a pod plant, SpongeBob and Spyro are poisoned and nearly on the verge of death, and Lord Shen, being the temporary leader, goes crazy while worrying for the safety of Kairi. Will they stop Audrey II's army of Blood Roots and save their poisoned leaders before it's too late?
 * Junjie- The Great Riot of Tricorn-Katras- Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga, disguised as politicians, sneak into Tricorn-Katras and are able to lure the Shell Lodge Squad, who have been visiting at the same time, into a trap. They were able to convince all the prisoners in the prison to cause a riot, overwhelming the Shell Lodgers, taking over Tricorn-Katras, and making Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga the main leaders. But thanks to the prisoners mistakingly placing the head warden with the lougers who knows how to break every defence, and that many of the criminals are sort've idiotic, Junjie attempts to prove himself even more by killing the Shell Lodgers. But will Junjie's poorly advised trust on Wily McGinnis as warrior adviser ultamately proved to be an ultamate downfall?
 * Darkness Qui- The Housing of The Grook-Grook Bird- Qui and her associates have been able to lure the Shell Lodgers and the Mane 6 through kidnapping Candence and Shining Armor, to an Alternate UUniverse world called "Grooka" to an ancient city called 'Grook City', which was said to have been a victim of an army of prehistoric 9ft terror bird-like creatures which the natives have named the 'Grook-Grook Bird', Qui was able to trap them inside the caverns with no possible means of escaping, with them all at the mercy of the Grook-Grook. Even the babies, which are efficient hunters even at their age, are trying to kill them. Now the Lodgers must struggle to survive the forsakened labyrinth filled with dark history and find a way to escape before they're bird food. And what's worse is that they can't harm these birds because not only would it devastate Fluttershy's pacifistic animal-loving heart, but it would give them a one-way ticket to Oranos since the Grook-Grooks are an endangered species protected by law and are also considered a sacred animal. So how does one survive against a carnivorous killer species that is sacred, protected by law, and are only doing what nature intended them to do? Fluttershy seems to have a few ideas, but can she be able to reason with creatures VERY and literally alien to what she knows about animals?
 * Dark Dragon- Ancient Chinese Horror- Dark Dragon and his Scourge Empire have actually discovered an ancient Makuta settlement located in the Disney version of China. With an army of leftover Makuta soldiers, and a massive Chinese-Dragon-like war machine at the helm, they plan to convert the abandoned city they found the cave in into a Makuta-based civilization where they could build up their empire. Of course, when the Shell Lodgers intervene, they unleash the Dragon Machine, called Dragutha XIV, and it manages to use it's liquid silver barf to turn most of the Shell Lodge into silver, leaving only SpongeBob, Sandy, Gilda, Icky, Cynder, Po, The Penguins, Fidget, Boss Wolf, and Mushu the only hope left of stopping Dark Dragon's mechanical takeover of China. With their plot to attack the Emperor's Palace and City, and with the remaining Lodgers under threat of being turned into silver if they intervine again, the race is on to stop Dark Dragon and end this plot once and for all. Will it take an ultimate anichent secret in Mushu's past bloodline to stop this uprising?
 * Dr. Nefarious- OPERATION: UNNECESSARY EVIL INITIATIVE OMEGA 2001- Doctor Nefarious, through sheer dumb luck, has gained access to a computer chip called K.A.M.A.K.A.Z.I., a rouge program from Futurasia thought to be long lost and destroyed, that allows him to prevent several of his ships from being detected by any radar. He plans to send kamikaze robots inside large spaceships implanted with these chips, which have been engineered to avoid magic senses as well, to destroy several important areas in the UUniverses: the Dragon Temple, The Valley of Peace, WB Camelot, Canterlot, and the prime homes of the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters unless he is given the Key to the UUniversal Boundary Generator. While he is able to bring major damage to the Dragon Temple, the OWCA base, and WB Camelot, the Lodgers will not stand for it. However, they cannot leave because they have become stuck under the caved in Temple with a small hydrogen bomb from the ship set to blow up the rest of the Dragon Temple and the Lodgers. With them being restrained and on the edge of their doom, Nefarious is able to make the same hydrogen bomb implant in the rest of the ships when they crashed that would blow up the remainder of the damaged areas. With the High Council still refusing to reveal the Key, Nefarious is soon to blow up his targets however he can. Will the Lodgers disarm the hydrogen bomb set to blow them and their home up and save the day, or will this be their last moments?

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Poker Game
A villain's only club called "The Evil Chackle".
 * Cobra and Junjie were walking torwords it.
 * The Dark Dragon was flying to it.
 * Dr. Nefarious was riding on a pod in the shape of his face.
 * Qui was being pulled on by a chariot by an exhasuted Celisus and Narcotic!
 * The villains all stopped at the front door.
 * Cobra knocks on it.
 * A see-through opens, and shows an eye.
 * Voice: "Secret password and violent act?"
 * Cobra: "Impudent nimcompoop."
 * Cobra punches the eye!
 * Voice: "OWCHED?!"
 * The door opens, reveiling a monster with a giant eye.
 * Monster: "Go right on, Lord Cobra."
 * Cobra: "Thank you, Abusinalar. And enjoy the act of violence making you stronger now."
 * Abus: "Call me Abus, and thanks."
 * Cobra and the villains entered as this song played.
 * It was shown to be played by a Captain Hook recolor.
 * Cobra and friends pass two evil goblins having a fist-fight!
 * Darth Vader and General Grevious are seen arm-wreasling.
 * Dragon Ball Z's Freiza, Cell, and Evil Majinn Buu are enjoying alchaolic drinks.
 * A Xenomorth was playing darts, till A Predator knocked it out with a chear!
 * Predator roared in victory, then the Xenomorth pounced!
 * Cobra went to the bar, sitting next to Freddy Kruger drinking beer and burping!
 * Cobra looked at disgust.
 * ???: "Hey...."
 * Mang looks to see Grunty the Witch
 * Grunty: "Have I ever told you how Rareware actselly used to be great?"
 * Cobra: "..... Grunty, I'm a regular here, for christ sake, you told that to everyone in the bar!"
 * Grunty only burped and fell over!
 * Cobra: ".....  Oh, bother. The Rareware villians are really suffering today. Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for, The Wicked Witch of the West?"
 * POOF!?
 * Evil chackling was heard as the very witch herself is shown!
 * Wicked Witch: "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MY PRETTY!? (EVIL CHACKLE!?)"
 * Cobra: "Oh, get over yourself. I signed for a reservation for a poker table. My three usuals are here, as well as a new comer."
 * Wicked Witch: "And who might that be?"
 * Cobra: "Well, many are sure to rekindise her as the former evil emperess of the Alternate Universe. Darkness Qui."
 * The music suddenly stops and all the villains look at Mang and company!
 * Wicked Witch: "Oh, you mean, the same bitch who was forced to, apologies to Celestia for being a villain?"
 * Silence.
 * The Wicked Witch and the other bar villains laughed uncontrolably!
 * Cobra: ".... Look, she's not here to embrace plauge today, she's just here for a game of cards, and to get stress off her back. And, I kinda owe her and the other guys for causing an oven to exploude that busted Nefarious station that crashed into the Scourge Empire palace, and caused us to crash into Qui while she was having a bath."
 * Wicked Witch only stared at him.
 * Wicked Witch: ".... I didn't asked for a life story. Your poker's game table's over there, by the trophy head of Golith the shark beast and next to Dr. Wily. Want me to have my new waitresses, the Dazzlings, to serve you drinks?"
 * Cobra: "Oh, sure, I'll have the snake venom martini."
 * Junjie: "Give me the sweet revenge honey beer."
 * Dark Dragon: "Make mine the Dark Emperor's speicalty."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Give me the oil pollution keg beer!"
 * Darkness Qui: "... I'll just have a glass of water. I don't believe in harming my beautiful figure with alcahol."
 * Wicked Witch: "You got it, folks. (Stares angerly at Qui for the water) And you better hope I don't spit in it!"
 * Darkness Qui was confused.
 * Cobra: "..... She reacts negitvely to water."
 * Darkness Qui:...She hates water? Wait, if she does, then how does she hydrate herself? HOW DOES SHE SURVIVE?!? I mean, isn't life reliant on water?
 * Cobra: Hey, if the author of the Wizard of Oz was still alive, I'd ask him about that right now! But he ISN'T alive, so no luck there. We're stuck with no reason why she defies the laws of nature not just with magic, but with metabolism, and we'll just have to deal with it.
 * Darkness Qui:...Are the humans of this world really that stupid enough to write a character which has a bad metabolism like hers?
 * Lord Cobra: Don't ask!
 * The Villains sat down to their poker table.
 * GLAdos appears.
 * GLAdos: "Hello you pathic worthless washouts. I'll be your poker guide for the evening. I'll hand your silly and worthlessly pointless end result of processed trees and will provide you with Evil Chackle money that will turn into contraband money for your convinence."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... The M.A.V.I.S. project? The hell are you doing here?"
 * GLAdos: "Who or what is a Mavis? I am GLAdos. The lovable sadisticly humored evil super computer with an infamous reputation to kill test subjects, you sad worthless piece of reptilian order."
 * Darkness Qui: "Seesh, ok ok, my mistake! You just look awfuly alike."
 * GLAdos: "I bet I had a very commen face. Now, which sytile of cards does lord shame of his chinese heritage wants today?"
 * Lord Cobra: "The Villain Leage card set."
 * GLAdos summons a giant claw and places down the cards, and splits them to each of the villains.
 * The Dazzlings came in as ponies with bat-like wings and served the villains drinks.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Wow, the second Equestia Girls movie must've REALLY tanked in the box office, huh? (Laughs!)"
 * Adagio: Oh, shut up and take your drinks! (Puts down the drinks)
 * Sonata: It SUCKS that we're mortals now that we've lost our medallions!
 * Aria: And argument was my favorite food, and that lousy Twilight Sparkle--
 * Adagio: GIRLS!!...(To the villains) You'll have to excuse them, they're idiots.
 * Junjie:...Oooo...kay. Why don't you take your siren butts out of here and get back to your jobs?
 * Adagio: Very well! C'mon girls! It's time for our lunchbreak. We're having hot wings.
 * Aria: Is it as good as--
 * Adagio: No!
 * Aria: (Whines a bit) I HATE BEING MORTAL!! (The Dazzlings leave)
 * Dark Dragon: Alright, let's just get this poker game over with.
 * GLAdos: From what my databanks have shown, you three are rivals who have gotten in over 76 riots with each other.
 * Dr. Nefarious: You THINK?!? And one of them was with this big red hag right here trying to get us to join forces!
 * Darkness Qui: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A HAG?!?
 * Cobra: We're not here to strangle each other, we're here to fight the most non-violent way possible, and that's poker. The king of gambling games.
 * Dark Dragon:...It still sucks how none of us have even bested those Shell Lodgers yet!
 * Cobra: I know, stupid, right? I mean, if that hyena brat hadn't smashed my medallion in the first place, I'd still have Cynder with me, and we wouldn't have to worry about people stopping me.
 * Junjie: If you had just STAYED extremists, then it would've been possible.
 * Cobra: Speak of extremism again, and I'll rip your tail off, and beat you with it!
 * Junjie: Okay!
 * Dark Dragon: Well, nobody said it was easy to be a villain!
 * Darkness Qui: Easy for you to say. The Villains Act was standing for over 14 years straight until your little enemies came and loused it up. If they hadn't showed up, I'd still be ruling in villain domination.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Yeah, I'm sure I've heard the same story of an alternate dimension with switched concepts before. Especially since one of my members has known how it felt.
 * Junjie: It just pisses me off how those Lodgers could grow into a massive army in less than a few moisodes. And yet in their early days, they still managed to kick Villain League ass!
 * Cobra: Yeah? Well, at least I was once THIS close to finally seeing those Lodgers destroyed! THIS F****** CLOSE!!
 * Junjie: You think you've had it rough? In one of my usual schemes, I've come the closest to being rid of those misfits.
 * Dr. Nefarious: HAH! YOU? The CLOSEST?!? I'd say MINE was far better than yours!
 * Dark Dragon: Yeah right! I'd say it was I who have come the closest on snuffing those Lodgers!
 * Darkness Qui: I could say the same thing.
 * Cobra:...Okay, let me get this straight...We all have nearly been this close to destroying the Shell Lodge Squad? (Everyone nods 'yes')...Get out of here! I don't believe this!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Believe it, you walking tripod! I not only blew up the Lodgers, but also their home, and the homes of their loved ones, AND their loved ones!
 * Cobra:...Well, I guess we finally have something to bet on, don't we?
 * GLAdos: It would appear so.
 * Darkness Qui: Does this mean whoever came the closest gets all the gold?
 * Cobra: I believe so.
 * Junjie: HAH! I'd like to see your faces when you hear how I almost had them!
 * Cobra: "Well, talk about a new twist in things. Ok then, allow me to whive a telling of TRUE brillence! On how, I almost ended our personal headaches, with THIS?!"
 * Cobra brings out a plant-like abomination and hisses!
 * Dr. Nefarious: ".... And what's so evil about a weed, how?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Never underestimate the evils of a comman garden pest. Remember my plunder weed sceme?"
 * Junjie: "Yes, and how a trecherious ex-darkspawn cat timelord ruined it for you?"
 * Cobra: "AHEM?! I'm speaking here. Anyway, It was mid-late Season 1 of the cronicles series, on the eve before I came up with the infamous "Blot Plot" plan. It went like this."

Chapter 2: Infestation of the Blood-Roots
Villain Leage Fortess in the story. Dragon Guardian Temple. Villian Leage fortress. Back to the Temple. The Leage Fortress ruins. Dragon Temple. Shen's Nightmare. Reality Later... Living Room Kairi's Room Lord Shen's Room Outside Spongebob's room. Hallway. Spyro's Room Meanwhile... Kowalski's Lab Leage Fortress being repaired. Dragon Guardnian Temple, heavily infested. Dragon Temple Kairi's Room Meanwhile... Kairi's room, again. This part of this theme plays as the scene plays out!
 * Mang was looking over his abominations.
 * Lord Cobra: "Alright, which one I hadn't used already..... Birdclops? No, that's last week. Caraforte? No, last YEAR! She-ra and Brutus? No, a week prior! My grim reaper abomination? No, I used him twice!? Tear Beast? No, too much of a crybaby. Shell Bird? No, too cowerdly. Monre Delius? Too.... Ick. Eye-Aye Abomination? No, too.... Just no! Crime-a-golly-gee willitkers!"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "You actselly said that?"
 * (Cobra): "NO INTERUPTING!?"
 * Lord Cobra: "I need something fresh, I need something original.... I need, (a hiss was heard), I need..... (Mang looks at the same plant from before the story started in a pot).... Ahh, yes.... One of my more, basicer abominations.... The Blood Root."
 * (Darkness Qui): "I'm curious though. What exactly does you, "Blood Root" do?"
 * (Cobra): "The explanation's in the story."
 * Cobra grabbed the plant.
 * Cobra: "Yes, my dear Blood Root. I never thought, something so simple, so, primitive, so, planty, can be what I needed, to crush the lougers like.... Something, that be crushed!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "Ya could've gone with bugs."
 * (Cobra): "SILENCE?!"
 * Cobra: "Oh yes, my previous baby. Your my ticket."
 * (Junjie mimics Mang's voice): "To lose my virginity!"
 * (A violent zap and Junjie's screaming is heard!)
 * Cobra: "My ticket, to conqeust. You just need some inprovements, and a whole lot more of you... And, ho-ho-ho, A hivemind.... (Sing-alongy) Ohh Audrey TWWWWWW-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Audrey 2 was slowly draging himself to Mang as he finally stopped when he reached him.
 * Audrey 2: "Damn it man, what do ya'll want, I was busy with something!"
 * Cobra: "..... Were you m********** to "Meat Monthly" magazines again?"
 * Audrey 2: "....... No."
 * Cobra sniffs around abit.
 * Cobra: ".... Then explain why it smells like an early springtime in here.... And the extra little audrey 2's on your roots.... And that your plant tenticles have a weird, yellowy substence on them."
 * Audrey 2: "Uh..... I was, eating honey!"
 * Cobra: "..... Honey........ In the fall of 2012?"
 * Audrey 2: "Ah..... The Fall Bees are active lately!"
 * Cobra: "AUDREY, I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR GROSS FABBING TO MEAT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A NEW PLAN IN MIND!?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "WAIT A MINUTE!? Your carneverious plant, m********** to pictures of meat?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "..... Gross."
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "Well, it's more so pollenating. You see-"
 * (Cobra): "AHEM?! I AM TELLING A STORY HERE?!"
 * Audrey 2: "Ok, ok! What do ya'll want, boss?"
 * Lord Cobra: Well, I might need you with something concerning my Blood-Root. (Shows it to him)
 * Audrey II:...You s****** me, man? You want me to use that tiny little plant to do evil things?
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, I'm sure the Blood Root may be small and may be just a common abomination, but...what if I made it into something much stronger?
 * Audrey II: Well, I'd say that's a good plan, but I think it's already as powerful as it'll get with your little voodoo powder. You'd need a mutagen to make it more strong.
 * Cobra:...Hmm...Audrey II...uhh...how do I say it...can I borrow some of your...uh...pollen?
 * Audrey II: AHH, THAT'S GROSS, BRO!! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU ANY OF MY SEED!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THAT?!?
 * Cobra: Watch and learn. (Scrapes some, and gives it to the Blood Root, which ingests it, and after a few molts, it turns into a larger Blood Root similar to Audrey II himself)
 * Audrey II:...Whoa, I didn't know my c** could do that to those little midgets.
 * (Dr. Nefarious): So your houseplant's pollen...actually mutated one of your abominations?
 * (Cobra): Well, yeah. I mean, what could you expect, he's an, and thy quote, 'mean green mother from outer space'. I don't know how his species pollen works, or how his species actually pollinates, but regardless, I discovered the greatest weapon ever conceived!
 * Cobra: AUDREY II, I JUST DISCOVERED THE GREATEST WEAPON EVER CONCEIVED!!!
 * Audrey II: What'chyou sayin', fool?
 * Cobra: Don't you see? I can create a whole army of these things, and they can consume the entire Dragon Temple from the inside out! Those Lodgers will have a serious weed problem in their gardens if you know what I'm saying.
 * Audrey II:...Oh, hell no, son! I am NOT gonna m********* enough c** to mutate these things, no way, no how!
 * Cobra: "You don't have to, you gross thing you! Bloodroots, asexually, reproduce, through the simple tasting, (cuts himself with a knife) of blood."
 * Cobra drips his blood on the Bloodroot, and it starts to make more of itself, all of it hissing and snarling!
 * Audrey 2: "...... Well, good! I don't have to waste my damn kids on this!"
 * Cobra: "And I don't have to touch more of your, ew, ick, pollen if you refer it as. Now, let's truely, begin."
 * ???: "COBRA?!"
 * Cobra screams like a girl!
 * ???: "FACILIER AND AUDREY 2 DID SOMETHING AWFUL TO A YOUNG BADGER NAMED ADRIAN!?"
 * Audrey 2: "... Oh yeah.... I remember that bitch. The Lougers finally got to him."
 * Cobra: "....... Teen Mang, hide the Bloodroots quickly?!"
 * Shrek: "Aw, so good to be home."
 * Kolwalski: "Should I put recent events in the louger files Skipper?"
 * Skipper: "Actselly, it's best the dinner thing was best left forgotten. Not even Rico could handle whatever Celestia did to that Badger!"
 * Rico: (Face expressionless)
 * Sandy: (Healed) Well, I sure wish I could've seen it if Adrian hadn't shot me.
 * Icky: I'm just freaked out that Adrian would go through all this trouble just because he got himself in a scrape and lost his hand.
 * Iago: "And the fact he blamed US for it! If it had been the Villain Leage, the TRUELY guilty ones here, that would've saved him from a unfortunate fate."
 * Spyro: And I'm glad that we never have to deal with him again.
 * Patrick: You said it!
 * Cynder: "And Celestia is already giving Mang and the leagers respondsable for Adrian's trouble a due punishment."
 * The Villain Leage Fortress stood peacefully, until it exblouded!
 * Celestia's voice: "THAT'S FOR WHAT FACILIER AND AUDREY 2 DID TO ADRIAN?!"
 * Cobra's voice: ".... Owch."
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "HOLY SHIT, I REMEMBER THAT, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "(Laughs)!"
 * (Junjie): "You could've just as easily blasted Celestia away you know?!"
 * (Cobra): "Shut up."
 * (Darkness Qui): "It also would've helped if your fortress wasn't so damn obviously placed near the "Mountain of Malefor" is it called? That's the most obvious location ever!?"
 * (Cobra): "Well pardon me that MIRAGE was the one who picked the new lair after she failed to pay the rent for Morbia! Confound the dimention lord and his rent prices?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): ".... There's a dimention lord?"
 * (Cobra): "Don't ask."
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Boss Wolf: Lord Shen? Are you okay? You seem a little tense. Are you still freaked out about what happened with Celestia and Adrian?
 * Lord Shen: Well, maybe. I just can't believe something as creepy as that could happen. I don't know what Celestia did to rid of us of Adrian for good, Boss Wolf, but I tell you, I do NOT wanna find out.
 * Boss Wolf: Okay then. I'll just leave you alone for a while. (Leaves)
 * Lord Shen:...Who are you, Princess Celestia?...What are you?
 * Icky: "........ Uh, an Alicorn horse, obviously."
 * Lord Shen: ".... DAMN IT, ICKY, YOU RUINED THE DRAMA OF THIS EPISODE?! GAH!? I HOPE, I REALLY, REALLY HOPE, THIS PART ISN'T INCLUDED INTO THE EPISODE!?"
 * Icky: "Well that would suck cause it was funny."
 * Trixie: "Well if we're done clowning around, Trixie would like to get back to her soaps!"
 * Lord Cobra: "(Coughs), Wow! Jees, Facilier, were you and Audrey THAT nasty to that adrian twat back in the aladdin mess?"
 * Audrey 2: "Man, she was just being a whiny bitch!"
 * Lord Cobra: "HUSSH!? Now, Teen Mang, have you secured the Bloodroot?"
 * Teen Mang: "(Coughs), Yes sir. I put it in my indestructable unbreakable box..... I, just need to remember where it's one and only key was."
 * Lord Cobra: "..... You, serously, put my bloodroot, in an unbreakable box, and misplace the key, before OUR ENTIRE LAIR BLOW UP?!"
 * Teen Mang: "I didn't know she can blew buildings up, master!"
 * Lord Cobra: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "Is the following gonna be about you crying like a baby, and then trying to break the unbreakable box?"
 * (Junjie): Cartoon style?
 * (Cobra): NO!...Well, you might say that.
 * Cobra: HOW COULD YOU MISPLACE THAT KEY?!? IT COULD TAKE US HOURS TO DIG THROUGH THIS RUBBLE AND FIND IT!!! IF YOU WERE JUST A SAPLING, I'D TEAR YOU UP LIKE PAPER!!! (Throws the container, and it hits a wall, which actually opens it)...It's open?
 * Audrey II: Dang, throwing it must've knocked the tumbler out of it's socket and opened it.
 * Cobra:...Well, screw the key, we're very lucky! (Picks up the container) What say you have a little infestation with my new pet, bro?
 * Audrey II: Dude, we ain't even related!
 * Cobra: I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE--(Sighs) Way to ruin the dramatic moment, you little weed!
 * Audrey II: Well, fine, I'll lead these Blood Roots for you and wreak a large infestation for you. Trust me, by the time we're done with them, they'll be sucking nectar through their anuses!
 * Cobra:...Gross...but SCORE!!! (They both cackle as lightning strikes, and it is ruined by the Blood Roots cackling with their squeaky voices)... Uh, let's not over-do it.
 * Lord Shen was still thinking about what Celestia was doing to Adrian.
 * Lord Shen: ".... I'll never be able to find solice about what happened int that mansion. Maybe, if I just went to sleep early, I'll forget about it."
 * Lord Shen went to sleep early.
 * Lord Shen fast awoke to see he's in Scorpo's mansion again.
 * Lord Shen: "Where am I?! What's all this?! Scorpo's mansion? What am I-"
 * ???: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
 * Lord Shen: "(GASPS)! Adrian!?"
 * Lord Shen ran down the hall and saw what appears to be Celestia slowly turning into her Serpicorn form.
 * Adrian: "NO?! PLEASE?! NO!?"
 * Celestia: "YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES, ADRIAN!?"
 * Adrian: "NO!? PLEASE!? NO!? AGGGH!? MONSTER?!"
 * Celestia: "(Becomes full on Serpacorn) YOUR THE REAL MONSTER HERE, ADRIAN!? A MONSTER THAT NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "HOLD IT?! How do you know about the parts you WEREN'T there in."
 * (Cobra): "It's a flashback paradox. Sometimes things that weren't shown in the episode this appeared after from make a presence here. The Flashbacks have a sentience of their own really."
 * (Darkness Qui): "...... Wha....."
 * (Cobra): "....... Magic?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Ah....."
 * (Cobra): "Goooh, these interuptions are pace-breakers?!"
 * Lord Shen: "CELESTIA?! WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!"
 * Celestia was surprised to see Shen!
 * Celestia: "SHEN!? Wait, this, this isn't what it looks like!"
 * Lord Shen:...WHY DID I EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?!? IS THIS YOUR TRUE FORM?!?
 * Celestia: No! It's not, I swear!
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO TO ADRIAN, BUT I WON'T STAND FOR IT!! (Manages to stab Celestia, and once he does, he wakes up)
 * Lord Shen: AAHHH!!! (Pants in relief)...Whew! Thank God it was just a dream.
 * ???: Uncle Shen? (Kairi appears) I heard screaming. Is everything okay?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah. It was just a nightmare. (Sighs) I just can't seem to forget about what Celestia was possibly doing in that manor. Whatever it was, I am just haunted by it.
 * Kairi: Oh, it was just a nightmare, Uncle Shen. We all get them every once in a while.
 * Lord Shen: "It was a particularity horrendus one none-of-the-less, and... I, I best not explain it. You don't deserve to know about this."
 * Kairi: "..... Well, knowing you have a bad history of being under a corrupted influence and a known violent track record, I'm gonna assume you had a bad dream about Celestia being some kind of monster and you were forced to, hurt her.... Is that, right?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Oh by the dragon gods, am I THAT predictable?"
 * Kairi: "Well, your the same guy who was corrupted to geniside a panda village and destroyed Radient Garden. I had to be like Patrick to NOT guess what happened in your dreams. And even HE can see what it can be.... After a few, 100 guesses."
 * Lord Shen: "Can I ask that you, NEVER speak of this to everyone!? Espeically not Celestia! In light on how they over-reacted to me hating snails, can you igmagine they do the same shit again if they're afraid my fear of what Celestia did to Adrian would invite the same un-nessersary mess!?"
 * Kairi: "You mean, of them being afraid that, considering what you did, corrupted or not, you being afraid of what Celestia did in to that guy would drive you to do something you'll regret? Now uncle, thanks to the High Council, we know better then that."
 * Lord Shen: "But that wouldn't stop them from trying to restrict me to see Celestia again until they're SURE I no longer get these Nightmares! Just please, keep quiet about this. It's clear that the lougers' are still more afraid of "Old Shen" then they admired "New Shen". I'm just afraid of being judged for something that wasn't even the real me. That Shen, was mainly the persona borned from corruption magic from a mutant cobra! Yet they act that I might suddenly turn into that Shen again in the blink of the eye if I even had a minorly bad opinion of something! The Snail mess is proof of that!"
 * Kairi: "I think it's also a matter of you being more afraid of the louger's being too cautious then them being afraid of, that Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "Kairi, I beg you, this conversation never leaves this room! Please!"
 * Kairi: ".... I promise."
 * (Darkness Qui): "..... It got exposed eventally, right?"
 * (Cobra): Well, not exactly, and completely, but that comes later after the Infestation is, halted. Speaking of that, it's sure to be coming soon.
 * Cobra: (Appears from behind a bush near the Dragon Temple with Audrey II and some mutated Blood Roots)...Alright, Audrey II, you know the plan right?
 * Audrey II: Of course I do! We go in, infest the place, trap the residents inside, target the important people, and don't stop until they're all dead. Is that it?
 * Cobra: Yep. And show no mercy!
 * Audrey II: I NEVER show any mercy, son! When I'm involved, it's gruesome and dangerous.
 * Cobra: Yeah, I know. Now get to it!
 * Audrey II: You got it! Come on, little twerps! Let's tangle up some Lodgers! (The Blood Roots shriek, and they head for the walls of the Dragon Temple, beginning to expand, root themselves into the ground, and stretch up the walls of the Temple)
 * Cobra: Good luck, A2! (Teleports away)
 * Trixie: (Sobbing at the soap operas)...No! HOW COULD SHE LEAVE HIM!! THEY HAD IT GOOD, AND THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED!!! THEY COULD'VE WORKED STUFF OUT!!! (Sobs, and fails to notice the vines growing out the window)
 * Kairi: (In a nightgown, gets ready to go to bed until she hears tremors)...Huh?...(Looks out the window to see nothing outside)...Must've been a bird on the roof agai--(Suddenly, a much stronger tremor is heard) WHOAH!!! (Falls to the ground)...WHAT THE HECK?!?...(She suddenly notices vines growing in the room)...What's going on here? (The vines get bigger, and large red flowers sprout out)...Okay, something's wrong here...(Suddenly one of the vines grabs her feet) YAAHH!!! (Other vines grab her arms and waist) AAHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Hears Kairi's screaming)...KAIRI?!? (Runs up to her room, and tries opening the door, but the vines have barricaded it) KAIRI?!? HOLD ON, I'M COMING IN-- (A vine grabs his leg) YAAH!! (Slices the vine with his blade) WHAT THE HELL?!? (Vines spread across the hall)...Okay, things are getting strange.
 * Audrey II: (Chuckles) This is going very well. I can already hear the Kairi lady's screams. Now boys, go get at the purple salamander and the walking cheese man!
 * The Blood Roots nodded in agreement!
 * Spongebob was watching a horror movie about, ironicly enough, killer vines. Which the movie was loud enough to block out Kairi's screams convinently when the main damsel screamed.
 * A generic Movie hero and Generic movie damsel are at the mercy of vine monsters convinetly simular to the Blood Roots.
 * Spongebob: "Oh no! Vlad Handsome and Lady D. Ress are in danger! Don't let the flesh-eater vines of Junglemor Planet 90 get to you!"
 * As the monster in the movie was about to attack, The Blood Roots bursted out of the TV screehing!?
 * Spongebob: "AGGGGGGGH!? THE FLESH-EATER PLANTS ARE REAL?!"
 * Spongebob makes a run for it and breaks the door down and runs!?
 * Squidward and Patrick were walking down a hallway too far for them to hear Kairi's screams as Spongebob runs through!
 * Spongebob: "AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH FLESH-EATING VINES!?"
 * Squidward: "Oh no. It's gonna be like when he saw the Robot movie again. I mean honestly, what are the odds the temple is actselly being attacked by-"
 * Patrick: FLESH-EATING VINES!!! (The vines appear from the doorway)
 * Squidward:...I stand corrected.
 * ???: GUYS! (Sparx, Icky, Gilda, Fidget, Mushu, and Iago appeared)
 * Iago: We were playing video games until we saw these vines come out of the walls and sprout red flowers!
 * Sparx: Oh...and I think they're surrounding the entire place now. (Vines begin spreading throughout the hallway)
 * Squidward: AAAHHH!!!
 * Patrick: FLESH-EATING VINES ARE EVERYWHERE!!! AAAAHHHH!!! (The group panics and runs down the hall as Audrey II sees this laughing out loud)
 * Spyro: (He has already seen the vines growing into his room. The vines reach in all directions trying to grab him) BACK, YOU MONSTROUS PLANTS!! (Breathes fire until one of the vines grabs his mouth, and tangles it shut) MMPPPPHHH!!! MMPPPHH!!! (Suddenly, a flower shoots poisonous barbs at him) MMPPPHHH!!!...(Faints to the ground at the exact moment Cynder enters)
 * Cynder: SPYRO! (Uses her poison ability to drive off the vines, and removes the barbs from Spyro) Spyro, are you okay?
 * Spyro: Yeah, I think I am...but...there's pixies everywhere!...And you look beautiful!
 * Cynder: Excuse me? (Spyro immediately faints)...Spyro?...SPYRO?!? (Feels for a pulse)...Great, he's still alive!...But I don't think he'll be that way for much longer. I need to find Sandy, or Kowalski, or anybody who's good with doctoring. (Carries Spyro on her back and runs off)
 * SpongeBob: (He is being defended by Sandy, who uses her karate moved to horde off the vines until another barb-shooting flower sprouts, and shoots SpongeBob) AHHKK!!
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB!! (Karate chops the flower's stem, and removes the barbs)...SpongeBob? Are you alright?
 * SpongeBob:...There's pixies everywhere!...And you look beautiful!
 * Sandy:...Excuse me? (SpongeBob faints)...SpongeBob?...HELLO?!? (Checks his pulse)...Good, he's still alive. I need to get to Kowalski.
 * ???: Sandy! (Patrick, Squidward, Icky, Iago, Fidget, Gilda, Mushu, and Sparx arrive)
 * Sparx: Have you seen SpongeBo--Oh, there he is...what's wrong with him?
 * Sandy: He was shot with a barb-shooting flower. I don't know if that was poisonous or not, but I need to get to Kowalski and find out.
 * A girly scream was heard!
 * The Blood Roots are destroying the lab!
 * Kowalski: "MY LAB!?"
 * Skipper and the other penguins came in!
 * Skipper: ".... Kowalski, please tell me YOU DIDN'T CREATE THESE THINGS!?"
 * Kowalski: No way! This looks like something that only a mad scientist would create. (Suddenly, a giant pod plant breaks out from the wall, and it's mouths opens as inside, vines come out and grab Kowalski, who screams like a girl as the pod plant intends to eat him) AAAHHH!!!!
 * Rico: (Blabbers, hacks out a bazooka, and fires a rocket inside the pod plant's mouth, blowing it up as the slime goes all over the penguins)
 * Private:...Eeeww!!
 * Rico: AH, BLECH!!!
 * Kowalski:...I'M STILL ALIVE!!! I'M STILL ALIVE!!! (Chuckles) I'M THE LUCKIEST PENGUIN IN THE WORL--(He suddenly gets buried under a pile of rubble which is the result of vines popping out from the ceiling)...Ow!
 * Private: Don't tell me he's injured again.
 * Kowalski: No, I'm fine! Cartoon logic is on my side this time! (Slides out from the pile cartoonishly flat, and blows in to inflate himself)...WHEW!
 * ???: Guys! (Cynder appears with Spyro)
 * Cynder: We've got a little problem. The vines have shot Spyro with barbs, and he's fainted. I don't know what's happened to him, but it can't be good.
 * Skipper: (Cynder puts Spyro down)...Kowalski, analysis!
 * Kowalski: (Checks his pulse) He's still alive. Now...where is the spot that the plants shot him?
 * Cynder: On his neck. (Kowalski checks the wound)
 * Kowalski:...Egad! This wound has been injected with high traces of coniine!
 * Private: Coniine?
 * Kowalski: It's a poisonous alkaloid that is found in a common carnivorous pitcher plant, and even the poison hemlock tree. It disrupts the perennial nervous system, and can often lead to respiratory paralysis, and even death.
 * Cynder: (Gasps) Are you serious? Spyro's been poisoned?!?
 * ???: Not just him! (Sandy comes in with SpongeBob and the others) SpongeBob got shot by the plant, too.
 * Kowalski: Oh, boy, this is bad! Two of our most valuable members have been poisoned.
 * Patrick: NOOO!!! DAMN YOU, FLESH-EATING PLANTS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
 * Kolwalski: "No, I don't think these things are the same horror movie monsters Spongebob watches too much of. I seen that rediculious movie, and the vines in the movie DID NOT HAD A POISONIOUS BARB SYSTEM?!"
 * Patrick: "Really? THEN WHAT ARE THEY?!"
 * Kolwalski: "Well, from what I see, they look to be a mix-match of Cobra's abomination, the blood root, and that of, Audrey 2."
 * Sandy: "CONSARN IT?! Another Mang abomination?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "(Scoffs), seriously? They were able to figure out it was you in litterally a few seconds?"
 * (Cobra): "I have a bad habit of being, expected sometimes."
 * (Junjie): "Ya know, extremisum tends to be very unexpected and-"
 * (Another violent zap was heard as Junjie's screams)
 * (Darkness Qui): "I'm just saying you could've done a better job making it that it was a cause of being attacked by a rouge force of nature, so YOU wouldn't had to deal with High Council abuse again."
 * (Cobra): "Well it didn't nessersarly matter if they're onto me or not! At the time, it just didn't mattered and it seem to be as if it was their last hurrah!"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "SPOILER ALERT?! WE ALREADY KNOW IT ISN'T, OTHERWISE SOME OF US WOULD'VE ALREADY CONGURED THE WORLDS BY NOW!?"
 * (Cobra): "I KNOW THAT!? NOW LET ME RESUME!?"
 * Cynder: "Ugh.... Seriously? He would risk my life, the life of his adoubted daughter, just to make Malefor and Mirage happy?"
 * (Cobra): "..... I also had a bad habit of not realising about Cynder being in danger. I know he's, kinda turned against the Villain Leage, but I still valued her."
 * (Dark Dragon): "And alchourse somewhere in the story you just realised that, right?"
 * (Cobra): "Yes, but we'll get to it."
 * Private: "Well surely once he'd remembers you are in here, he'll surely stop!"
 * Cynder: "That's the problem! Whoever had the misfortune to become the hivemind of these creatures, will be corrupted by the dark engry of the meddailian, making the controler of the creatures un-reasonable, espeically if the Abominations donned the leader's DNA."
 * KolwalskI: "And since I mentioned Audrey 2..... GAOOOH!? MANG JUST HAS TO PICK THE PLANT MONSTER OF ALL THINGS TO GO AFTER US?! HIS WILL WILL BE TOO WEAK FOR THE CORRUPTION!?"
 * Cynder: "That's why we need to find the other lougers before it's too late!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Yes, I did it! I got those doody louger heads good! I am finally gonna disbanned those losers for good!"
 * Teen Mang: "Wow, your surprisingly cool with the fact that the blood roots won't discriminate on going after all the lougers."
 * Lord Cobra: "Alchourse I'm cool with it. Why wouldn't I?"
 * Teen Mang: "Well, it's just that, what if Cynder ends up being among them to die out?"
 * Lord Cobra made a shocked and surprised face!
 * Lord Cobra: "HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT MY POOR BABY?! Mimi-Me, we need to return to Audrey 2 and cancel the plan, before my plants' engry corrupts Audrey 2's weak-will into seeing through no matter what I say?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Good grief, you pussied out the last minute when you realised those things could've killed that annoying Cynder bitch?"
 * (Cobra): "Hey, I rekindised that she was a considerable headache to you, but I actselly have positive memories with her!"
 * Teen Mang: "Then we must hurry master?!"
 * Mang and Teen Mang teleported back to Audrey 2, who already is started to feel the effects of the corruption.
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh no! It's started to take effect! Audrey 2, listen to me, I may've desided to change my mind! I just realise we might accsidently murder Cynder in the progress, and I still value her as a daughter, so please for the love of Malefor's unrealistic beard, stop?!"
 * Audrey 2: ".... (Different voice) The Audrey 2 you knew, is my prisoner now. I am, Blood Rooter!? The Hive-mind of the Blood Roots! Your Blood Roots are mine now!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh no! He's already defelupted a completely different alternate persona borned from the corrupting engery! Teen Mang, we have to work togather to save Audrey from this beast and-" (Blood Rooter roared at them loudly)...We're out of here! (They teleport away)
 * Blood Rooter: Now, my children, we shall deal with this our way! We will destroy all Lodgers inside, and nothing is going to stop us. (The Blood Roots squeak and cheer)
 * Lord Shen: (Manages to break into Kairi's room with the help of the Furious Five, Po, and Shifu) FINALLY! We made it! Kairi, are you--(Screams like a girl as he sees Kairi is trapped in a transparent red pod with the Blood Roots guarding her)
 * Kairi: UNCLE SHEN, HELP ME!!! THEY'RE GONNA DIGEST ME AND USE MY BLOOD TO REPRODUCE!!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, no they're not! (Attacks, but the vines attack, and the flowers fire poisonous barbs at him as he dodges them. The Blood Roots roar at him and back him away despite his best efforts) LET HER GO, YOU LITTLE BEASTS!!!
 * Po: I'll handle this! (Jumps after the pod, but the vines apprehend him and smash him on the ground) OWCH! (The vine then throws him outside of the room as he falls down the stairs) AOOW, AYE, OOF, OW, AYE, OUCH, OH, OUMPH, OW!...I think I might need some more acupuncture. Ah-how!
 * Shifu: (He and the Furious Five try to free Kairi, but the vines are too strong and to resilient for them to succeed)
 * Mantis: I can't believe it, we're losing to a bunch of weeds!
 * Lord Shen: WE GOTTA GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!
 * Tigress: We can't! Those plants are guarding that pod too good for us to fight them off. Even we don't stand a chance!
 * Lord Shen: THEN YOU ALL ARE BLOODY USELESS!!! I'M GETTING HER OUT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!! (Tries again, but he is heard getting beat up off-camera, and he is flung down the stairs, and is heard landing on Po)
 * Po: OOF!! MY STOMACH!!!
 * Kairi: How are you guys gonna get me out of here?!?
 * Shifu: I'm afraid it might take more than fighting to get you out of there. These plants are just too strong for us to fight off.
 * Mantis: "FUCK WAITING TO GET A PLAN THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER AND SLOWLY ALLOW KAIRI TO BECOME SEX LUNCH!? I know SUCH the thing to get her out of there?!"
 * Mantis quickly runs off to come back with a jar of afids!
 * Mantis: "Afids are a plant's worse nightmare! SIC'M BOYS!?"
 * Mantis unleashes the afids that charge after the plants!
 * Mantis: "IT'S GONNA WORK?!" (Suddenly, when the aphids are attacking, the plants start spraying a gas across the room which kills all the aphids as the heroes retreat to avoid breathing in the gas)
 * Lord Shen:...What the hell was that?!?
 * Mantis: (Looks through the keyhole of the door, and sees that all the aphids have died)...MY GOD, THAT GAS KILLED ALL THE APHIDS!!!
 * ???: OF COURSE IT DID, YOU FOOLS! YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? AUDREY II'S SPECIES HAS A NATURAL GAS DEFENSE AGAINST APHIDS. TOXIC TO THEM AND YOU! YOU WILL NOT GET THROUGH THIS VERY EASILY!! (Cackles)
 * Tigress: Who said that?!?
 * Mantis: (Looks through the keyhole) It appears there's a larger Blood Root inside the room that looks like Audrey II, but not....
 * ???: I AM NO LONGER AUDREY II, I AM MORE THAN THAT! I AM BLOOD ROOTER, THE HIVE MIND OF THE BLOOD ROOTS!! OUR FORMER MASTER HAD ORDERED US TO COME HERE AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS TEMPLE.
 * Viper:...Really? He just resorted to biological warfare just like that?
 * Blood Rooter: YES! BUT WE NO LONGER SERVE HIM! WE KNEW HE WANTED SPECIFIC PEOPLE TO REMAIN ALIVE, BUT WHEN WE DO OUR JOBS, WE TAKE ORDERS FROM NOBODY! WE CONSUME THE BLOOD OF ANYBODY IN OUR PATH, AND WE USE IT TO REPRODUCE. WE WILL NOT STOP THIS PROCESS UNTIL WE HAVE FOREVER CONQUERED THIS PUNY WORLD!! (Cackles)
 * Monkey: Wow, prick move, Cobra! Prick move indeed!
 * (Dr. Nefarious): I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * (Cobra): Shut up, dome-head, and let me finish my story!
 * Lord Shen: What makes you think we won't stop you, you overgrown shrub?!?
 * Blood Rooter: (Chuckles) You can try your best, but it will all be futile in the end. When we are released, we can NEVER be stopped! Anything you throw at us will be worthless. And soon, you will join your adopted niece as your blood will be consumed for our nourishment.
 * Lord Shen: Not today, thank you! (Opens the door, and throws several blades, but Blood Rooter uses a vine-formed shield to block them, and the vines reach for him, only for Lord Shen to close the door on him)
 * Blood Rooter: Like I said, nothing can stop me! (Cackles)
 * Lord Shen:...(Gulps)...What'll we do now?!? Kung Fu isn't gonna deter it, aphids aren't gonna deter it! F****** WEED-WHACKERS AREN'T GONNA HURT IT, EITHER!!!
 * Po: "Well thanks to Mang being stupid and forgetting about Cynder being with us, now we're dealing with something even HE has no control over!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, but let's remember that Audrey is still prone to be weak to electical currents! We just zap him, it'll be the end of him and those weeds!"
 * Crane: "But at the possable cost of electacuting Kairi to death! It might be too dangerious to be direct with Audrey/Blood Rooter right now as long as Kairi's stuck to that thing!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it?! Ok, other then electisity, what else is audrey 2 normally weak too?!"
 * Po: "That's the problem! There's never been "Little Shop of Horror" Sequils that has Audrey 2 taken down through other means! That means, electristy is what is the only think that harms him, and now that we've established that conventional plant weaknesses won't work, Kairi's done for!?"
 * Shifu: "And it would be the end of both Kairi, and the leage's ultamate plan. Surely, Mang will face sefear punishment for his idiotcy!"
 * Crane: "Look, I'm for the leage never being able to see Malefor free, I'm not for it being at the expendence of Kairi's life! Even if it garrenties rendering the other princesses of heart useless without Kairi being alive, I'm for NOT letting happen reguardless!"
 * Po: "Alchourse not! Spyro, Spongebob, and Tman will never let us hear the end of it!"
 * Sandy comes in holding Spongebob.
 * Sandy: "I think it's Tman being upset is what only ya'll should be worryed about if we don't stop this in time."
 * Lord Shen: What are you saying, squirrel lady?
 * Sandy: SpongeBob and Spyro have been shot with poisonous barbs, and they're soon to die unless we do something.
 * Po: What?
 * Furious Five: WHAT?!?
 * Shifu: WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: That's what Kowalski said. But luckily, he did say there was a way to cure them. He says that they can recover if they breathe right until the toxin is removed from the nicotinic acetylcholine receptor.
 * Lord Shen:...I agree with the boss penguin, it's just hard to speak like a nerd.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Don't ANY OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?!? (They all mumble in disagreement, and she sighs) Alright, I'll give it to you straight. Nicotinic acetylcholine receptors are proteins that signal for muscle contraction upon chemical stimuli. That means they are proteins that make your muscles move good. All that needs to be done is to help these two breath good until we can remove the toxin from the receptors.
 * Mantis:...We're still totally lost.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Fine, I'll dumb it down. We make sure Spyro and Spongebob stay alive long enough by keeping them breathing until we can cleanse out the toxens! Simple enough NOW!? Darn! I get you guys are from an old centaury world, but do ya'll have to be nearly Patirck dumb too that I need to dumb it down for you to comprehend!?
 * Monkey: Okay, you don't have to be a drama queen.
 * Viper: "And you don't have to insult us just because sciecne doesn't have a strong enfluence in our world. It's hurtful."
 * Icky: "Now, we just need to figure out where the rest of the gang are. We can't do this alone."
 * Lord Shen: "I'm worried that the plant may've over-wealmed them, or Merlin may've evacuated those that weren't tangled."
 * Icky: "Well we're in fuckedville, aren't we? And WHY didn't the Dragon Guardian themselves resolved this problem?!"
 * Shifu: "Obviously, they didn't count on being attacked by killer plants, now did they!?"
 * Icky: "Ok, I am just saying they could've done a better job keeping plants of all things from attacking the temple! Honestly, can you guys ever imgaine Celestia going through the same shit?"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "I would've loved to see his reaction to when that DID happened to Celestia!"
 * (Cobra): "You won't be missing much, it's just him saying "crap" and complamenting his own stupidity and karma. It's something he does alot."
 * Lord Shen: "We'll have to worry about Kairi more! The others will have to fend for themselves! Kairi is priority number one!"
 * Icky: ".... Wow.... I know this is an emotional time, but, wow. We kinda need to have the full group of the lougers to even do a dent to this thing."
 * Lord Shen: "In due to Spyro and Spongebob in a sick position, I'm acting leader!"
 * Patrick: "But what about me and Squidward?"
 * Lord Shen: "Patrick, your an idiot, and Squidward can't even be trusted to be a casher!?"
 * Squidward: "I'd be offended if there wasn't truth to that."
 * Lord Shen: "I say we worry about the others when we can and help Kairi! No exceptions!? Now, we need to burst open that pod!"
 * Icky: ".... Have you tried cutting it open?"
 * Monkey: If those vines will allow us to get close enough to do it, yes. But those things aren't so willing to give up Kairi so easily. She said they're looking to digest her and use her blood to reproduce.
 * Fidget: They reproduce by ingesting blood?
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. As a former Villain Leaguer, I should know a lot about his abominations, even if they had beat him to death because of his Darkspawn medallion being destroyed.
 * Cynder: Well, that does make sense. The Blood Roots were one of his abominations, and it's possible they still hate him after Shenzi's actions. But that might not nessersarly be the case. Mang did managed to earn the Abominations' loyalty with his replacement meddailian. He must've done something to the blood roots that made them more vicious then normal that even he can't control.
 * Icky: "Well gee, it's not like we can go and FREAKING ASK HIM ABOUT IT SINCE THERE'S KILLER PLANTS BLOCKING OUR EXIT AND THAT KAIRI NEEDS HELP NOW!?"
 * Skipper: So how do we get Kairi out of that pod?
 * Lord Shen: We'll think of something....Eventually. (Gulps)
 * Icky: Oh, relax, Shenny boy, we've outwitted every obstacle we came across, these plants shouldn't be any different. I'm sure Kairi will stand long enough to--
 * Kairi: (From inside her room) GUYS, THE JUICES ARE STARTING TO FILL THE POD!! IT'S GOING PRETTY SLOW, BUT IT'S ALREADY AT MY FEET!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN!!
 * Blood Rooter: SILENCE, WHORE!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Everyone gasps) NOBODY CALLS KAIRI A WHORE!!! (Goes inside to attack) AAAHHH!!!
 * Shifu: SHEN, NO!! (Blood Rooter smacks him away as he falls down the stairs)
 * Lord Shen:...AAOOOWWW!!!
 * Kairi: ARE YOU OKAY, UNCLE SHEN?!?
 * Cynder: I'M SURE HE IS, KAIRI! DON'T WORRY, WE'RE THINKING THIS OUT!!
 * Kairi: Oh, thank you!
 * Lord Shen: (He is heard crying softly down the stairs)
 * Fidget:...Is Lord Shen...crying?
 * Icky: Wow, did that fall really hurt him that badly?
 * Cynder: I don't think that's the reason. (The others go down the stairs to see that Lord Shen is throwing stuff around in anger, and is yelling crazily as he does it)
 * Mantis: Whoa! I guess Blood Rooter must've hit him harder than we thought. (Laughs as Viper hisses sternly at him)
 * Cynder: Shen, calm down! We'll get Kairi out of that pod.
 * Lord Shen: WE'D BETTER!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE LOSING HER LIKE I ALMOST DID WHEN THE PRODUCER MADE THAT DECISION TO KILL HER OFF IN THAT GLOB EPISODE!!!
 * Icky: Dude, that was just a phase! Doesn't everyone go through that? It wasn't that bad.
 * Lord Shen: IT WAS TO ME!!! (His eyes are watering) IF I EVER SEE LORD COBRA AGAIN IF WE SURVIVE THIS...I'LL KILL HIM FOR NEARLY ROBBING ME OF MY NIECE!!!
 * Mushu: Man, chill out! We'll get through this. I promise you!
 * Lord Shen: (His eyes are now red)...I HOPE SO!!! (Eyes twitch) I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
 * (Darkness Qui): The peacock was seriously getting bonkers with the fear of losing his adopted niece?
 * (Cobra): Trust me, he has his angry and insane moments. He is so over-protective of Kairi, he sometimes keeps her close to him everywhere she goes. He even scratched me in the back for one of my usual schemes to capture her. I still have the wound marks today. If there's anything I've learned when handling the Lodgers, it's one thing: You don't f*** around with Lord Shen!
 * (Darkness Qui): Is he really that crazy?
 * (Cobra):...He wiped out an entire village of pandas because of a prophecy that he would be thwarted by one.
 * (Darkness Qui): Ooohh! I haven't heard anything like that since I had to deal with that genocidal maniac, Gordon the Animal. What an embarrising and un-nessersarly infamous investment HE turned out to be.
 * (Cobra): Anyway, back to the story....
 * Skipper: "Ok, we need to bust Kairi out of that plant, and fast!? Kolwalski, opitions!?"
 * Kolwalski: "Well, with Kairi in mind, it's safe to assume Audrey 2's normal weakness is out in fear of hurting Kairi. So, we need to focus on the weakness of the Blood Root!"
 * Cynder: "Oh that's easy. It's the same as all of the abomination's weakness that Mang is still unable to cure out of...."
 * Icky: "Well what is it?"
 * Cynder: ".... It's, kinda embarrising."
 * Skipper: "Come on, it's not like it's stupidly hilarious or something."
 * Cynder: "..... Promise me you won't laugh."
 * Icky: "Well it depends. Is it that stupidly hilarious?"
 * Cynder sighs.
 * Cynder: "As much as I understand Mang and I are oppisites, I still have, some care for him. Even as a hero, I would RARELY expose his secrets unless it's for a greater good, and now, it's one of those times..... All of Mang's abominations, espeically the Blood Root.... Are Lactose intolerent."
 * Silence.
 * The Lougers laughed!
 * Icky: "SERIOUSLY!? THE PLANTS ARE ALLERGETIC TO MILK!?"
 * Po: "OR DAIRY BASED CHEESE!?"
 * Mantis: "OR ICE CREAM MADE FROM MILK!?"
 * Cynder: "That's why he wanted me to keep quiet about it from even the most trusted leager!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Are, you, shitting me? You create mutants that CAN'T handle bovine breast juice?"
 * (Cobra): "Don't say it like that, it makes it sound gross. Refer it to it's pollectically correct name "Milk"."
 * (Junjie): "Why, did you send abominable creatures allergetic to dairy and dairy by-products and told the secret to the one member of the leage that turns on us?! If you ask me, that's very poor future planning and your part, and-"
 * (Another violent zap was heard as is Junjie's screams!)
 * Icky: "But, (laughs), in all seriousness though! It's now clear! We just need to get some milk or dairy cheese, or lactose ice cream, or anything dairy at all, and ram it down their monsterious throats! That way, it might force them to puke Kairi and/or anyone unlucky enough to be inside those nasty pods!"
 * Lord Shen: "Then to the kitchen! If I'm correct, the fridge is filled with loads of milk and diary items! Those plants should be too afraid to even minorly touched the kitchen!"
 * Sandy: "If that's true, it ain't gonna stop them fron making sure WE CAN'T either!"
 * Lord Shen: "THEN MOVE TO THE KITCHEN!?" (The Lodgers try to get to the kitchen, but vines grow from the ceiling and block their path) HAH! Do you really think that will deter us? (Uses his blade to slice the vines, and they go through, only for more vines to appear and grab them all) HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
 * Kairi: (The juices are up to her knees as she stares in fear at Blood Rooter)
 * Blood Rooter: Your uncle may've discovered our weakness, but that doesn't mean we aren't defenseless! They'll be dead by the time they reach the kitchen!
 * Kairi: MY UNCLE ISN'T GONNA LET THAT DETER HIM! He's made it through thick and thin before.
 * Blood Rooter: SILENCE!! You will nourish my children, and there's nothing that will stop me.
 * Lord Shen: BACK OFF! (Slashes his blade at the vines as they manage to overwhelm him)
 * Icky: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!! THEY'RE OVERWHELMING US--(He gets muffled when a vine tangles him up)
 * Cynder: (She uses her poison ability against the plants, but they too are able to overwhelm her)
 * Iago: (He is being beat on the ground by a vine) OW! OOF! OW! AYE! OUCH! AIE!!
 * Mushu: You think I'm defenseless, watch this here! (Blows a small cloud of fire which is worthless against the vines)...Crap, I hate being a small dragon! (The vines grab him) AAHHH!!!
 * ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU FLEXIBLE D****!!
 * Squidward: Gross!
 * Sam: (He, Max, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Ed Otter, Lola, the Hyenas, and Team Alex arrive as Sam and Max take out some rocket launchers and fire them at the vines, freeing the trapped Lodgers) GOT'CHA!
 * Max: How did that work without blowing up our friends?
 * Sam: I have no clue, but it's best left unanswered. (The Lodgers recover from being trapped)
 * Mr. Whiskers: You guys okay?
 * Patrick: Well if there's brain-damage, I sure can't feel it.
 * Fidget: Where are the others?
 * Lola: They weren't able to make it without getting caught by the infestation. Now we'll have to save them ourselves. Where's SpongeBob and Spyro?
 * Po: They've been poisoned. Kowalski and Sandy are busy trying to remove the toxins from their bodies.
 * Lord Shen: We believe the only way to stop these creatures is with dairy products.
 * Brandy: You, have, got, to, be, kidding! They're lactose intolerant?
 * Ed: Let's not question it, let's just get this problem solved and get our comrades back. (They enter the kitchen, but find that it's covered with vines, and the refrigerator is sealed by the vines)
 * Lord Shen: AW, COME ON!!!
 * Icky: "I know! You think they be more afraid of the kitchen cause of the dairy."
 * Sam: "Unfortunately, when it comes to ensuring surviveal, they can congure fears rather quickly."
 * Lord Shen: "THEN LET US MAKE THESE EFFORTS FOR NOT?!"
 * Lord Shen started to slice up the vines due to anger and determination to save Kairi giving the vines a run for their money, and free the fridge of their control!
 * Monkey: "Wow. Shen is really powerful when Kairi is in danger."
 * Icky: "Maybe Kairi should play princess peach more often so we can solve problems quicker, huh?"
 * Lord Shen started to lift up the fridge like it was nothing!
 * Lord Shen: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"
 * Sam: "HOLY HOT DOGS?!"
 * Max: "Now THERE'S something you don't see everyday."
 * Lord Shen runs with it!
 * Icky: "WHOA, SHENNY BOY, WAIT UP!?"
 * Lord Shen barged in!
 * Lord Shen: "MILK DILIVERY, MOTHERFUCKERS!?"
 * Blood Rooter: "No, NO!? STOP HIM?!"
 * The Blood roots are too terrorfived now!
 * Blood Rooter: "No, my spawn! Stop being afraid!"
 * Lord Shen pulls out the biggest gallon of milk possable!
 * Blood Rooter: "No, NO!? Not, "Dr. Cow's Giant Sized Family Satisfaction Milk Gallon"?! That's enough milk to fill 19 small swimming pools, and a jacuzzi! It'll make me puke a waterfall!"
 * Lord Shen: "GOOD YOU CUM SUCKING PENIS CHOMPING FREAK!?"

Outside. Later... Present
 * Blood Rooter: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-STOP HIM!?"
 * The Vines tried to stop him but Shen congured all!
 * Shen Pounced on Blood Rooter!
 * Lord Shen: "OPEN UP, NIGGER?!"
 * Lord Shen budges the milk in as Blood Rooter was forcefully swallowing all of it!
 * Blood Rooter fought hard not to puke, but eventally-
 * The sound of pukeing was heard, as the music plays when a tidal wave of puke floods into the room with Shen riding the fridge like a boat with a even more paniced Kairi on it!
 * Kairi: "UNCLE SHEN?!"
 * The Lougers arrived to see the puke wave torwords them!
 * Mantis: "TURN BACK!?"
 * The Lougers scream bit the puke caught up to them?!
 * The Puke floods up the entire temple and all inside it!
 * Cobra and Teen Mang are back with a big bottled cure.
 * Cobra: "Ok, mini me. Now that we have a cure, we can relucently save the lougers from my own short-sighted but otherwise still brillient plan, mainly Cynder, and we can proceed to- Wait. Do you hear "pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky, the 1812 overture" playing? I love that little jingle. Wait, is something adsurb about to happen?"
 * The song begins to climax, as the doors slowly and dramaticly break to a slow down of a tidal-wave of puke heading to Mang and Teen Mang is seen.
 * Cobra: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)?!"
 * Teen Mang: "(SCREAMS LIKE A MAN)?!"
 * SPLASH!?
 * The Lougers and Mang and Teen Mang laid in exhasution.
 * Cobra: ".... Do I smell dairy? Oh bloodly hell, the lougers found out about the lactose intolerent thing, did they?"
 * Teen Mang: "...... The abominations are lactose intolernet?"
 * Cobra: "That doesn't matter! That means we have the oppertunity to give Audrey the cure from being Blood Rooter! Now, quickly before the lougers come through and kick our butts for the whole-"
 * Cynder: COBRAAA!!! You've got some business to take care of!
 * Cobra: Look, Cynder, I didn't know things would end up not in my favor. But-
 * Kairi: (as she wipes off the juices) But nothing! You'll have to take it up with my uncle!
 * Teen Mang:...Why is she in her nightgown? (Kairi slaps him) OW!
 * Lord Shen: THAT'S my girl! Now let me take care of this bastard the hard way! (Grabs Cobra by the neck) YOU'LL PAY FOR NEARLY KILLING MY NIECE, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!
 * Cobra: MOMMY!! (Lord Shen punches him and the impact turns everything white)
 * Skipper: (He and the other Lodgers, the rest of them included, wait outside Kowalski's lab as he and Sandy are busy treating SpongeBob and Spyro as their loud breathing is heard)
 * Sandy: (From inside the room) It'll be okay, SpongeBob! Just keep breathing!
 * Kowalski: We almost got it out!
 * Icky:...Okay, I'll address the Elephant in the Room, am I the only one disturbed that it sounds like they're in labor in there? (All the Lodgers moan in disgust of that line)
 * Tigress: That was just inappropriate!
 * Iago: Nasty!
 * Susan: Deplorable.
 * Shrek: Gross!
 * Icky: Hey, I was just saying, that's all!
 * Sandy: (She and Kowalski come out)...Whew! That stuff...was in there deep!
 * Icky: (Scoffs) I TOLD YOU!! (Gilda slaps him) OW!
 * Cynder: So, are they okay?
 * Kowalski: As they'll ever be! (Spyro and SpongeBob appear recovered from the poison)
 * Cynder: SPYRO! (Hugs him)
 * Sparx: OHHHHHHHHHH--(Mantis smacks him) OW! WHAT'D I SAY?!?
 * Spyro: What happened? Did we win?
 * SpongeBob: I think it looks like we did.
 * Kairi: (Hugs SpongeBob) Thank God you're alright!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, hey, easy on the hugging there, lady!
 * Lord Shen: Well, now that we've gotten that nonsense out of the way, let's get the Temple repaired.
 * Kairi: (Whispering to Lord Shen)...Well, I think this cleared your mind of your fears of that incident of the manor, right?
 * Lord Shen: (Whispering) Yeah, I guess a little action and...a bit of going bonkers...does clear your mind of being scared of what Celestia really is under that beautiful body.
 * Dodger: What did he just say? (The Lodgers with good hearing look at Lord Shen funny)
 * Kairi:...Oops, forget they had good hearing.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Crap! I'm f*****!
 * Rita: (They wink at him, telling Shen that they'll keep his secret)
 * Dodger: Oh, it was nothing. It's probably just my imagination. (The Lodgers get back to their normal business)
 * Lord Shen:...Thanks, Dodge.
 * Dodger: Wouldn't bet on it.
 * Lord Cobra:...And THAT'S how I almost had them.
 * Dark Dragon:...THAT DIDN'T COUNT!!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Yeah, you really weren't the one who had the credit at that time! I'd say the credit went to your little perverted creation.
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, while I kinda agree to those statements, he was respondsable for that even happening at all... Though granted, you did had the plan get hijacked in due to bad planing obviously."
 * Lord Cobra: "I know, I know, and the other tecnecally that I did sort've, uh, backed out. But still, I did almost had them."
 * Darkness Qui: "What exactly happened to Audrey 2?"
 * Cobra: "Obviously I cured him after he was defeated as Blood Rooter... But he became much more, relucent to accept any more jobs from me afterwords. And he's ALOT more cussy then usual."
 * Junjie: "You see, if you just allowed me to control those stupid plants, your silly plan would've-"
 * Cobra: "What? Became alot worse!? No thank you!"
 * Junjie: "Grrrrrrrrrrrr?! At least my plan to cause the Great Tri-Corn-Katras riot was MUCH more successful then your weed problem idea! And it only failed cause of ironicly ill-placed trust on one of the most dangerious prisoners ever.... That, (blushes) turned out to be a known fox-aphobic. It started, sometime after that mess with that fallen cop Wayne, and almost quite after Qui's little stunt with Celestia's silly scam against Tirek, but before the mess in Berk started in."

Chapter 3: The Great Tricorn-Katras Riot
Shores of Tri-Corn-Katras in the story. Prison. A secluded hallway. Later. Items room. Later. Hallway. Control room. Main Office. Outside. Prison. Elsewhere. A massive fight later. Outside. Video- Leage Fortress. Tricorn-Katras Present
 * Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga are seen in a row boat heading to the prison, with Tai Lung and Makung rowing!
 * Junjie: "This plan is brillent, brillient, brillient! I'll form myself a magnifisent army of the most dangerious criminals of all of Tricorn-Katras! It's perfect!? And the best part, the lougers are visiting here to check up on that idiot Wayne!"
 * Makunga: "Remind me again.... Why are we coming to one of the most strictist prisons behind Prison 42, dressed as polotions, and also, why isn't Galaxhar with us this time?"
 * Tai Lung: Yeah, and...isn't this water supposed to be electrified? (They see the electric currents in the water)
 * Junjie: This boat is made of wood, of course. Electricity can't go through wood. Otherwise, we'd be electrocuted right now. Just don't touch the water.
 * Makunga: And what makes you think that we won't be spotted right away? This place has more security than on Prison 42!
 * Junjie: Oh, please! We're the polotisions Senator July and Law Advisers Kungma and Lung Tai. And wardens respect polotisions. You can thank me for thinking ahead with these things. If I conquer this prison and capture those Lodgers with my army of thugs, then I'll finally be noticed as a great Villain Leaguer!
 * Makunga: ".... You still haven't answered my question why Galaxhar isn't here."
 * Junjie: "Let me ask YOU a question! Have you seen any others like Galaxhar after he wasted his own planet?"
 * Makunga: "..... Uh......"
 * Junjie: ".... Because if we brought Galaxhar along, and try to pass him off as another member of his race, knowing that he's the last one outside of clones, WE WOULD'VE BEEN DISCOVERED, YOU IDIOTS?!"
 * Tai Lung and Makunga: "........ Oh......"
 * Tai Lung: "Well you could've just said that and not be very Oogway about this."
 * Junjie: "SHUT UP, AND FOLLOW THE PLAN, YOU IDIOTS?!"
 * The Boat reachs port.
 * Junjie: "Now, allow me to handle everything."
 * Junjie knocks on the door.
 * Voice: "Who is it?!"
 * Junjie: "Allow me to introduse myself. I'm Senator July, one of Tri-Corn's inner-circle of senators, and my law advisers, Kungma and Lung Tai. We're here for a rontine prison expection to see if it is up to snuff."
 * Voice: "YES SIR SENATOR SIR!"
 * The doors open.
 * Makunga: "..... I can't believe how easy that was."
 * Junjie: "Shut it and let me talk!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Wait..... They never questioned about having a Senator named July? And that's suppose to be the strictest priosn ever? Shouldn't they asked abit more questions, or at least, REALISE that you were fakeing? What kind of morons are they?"
 * (Junjie): Trust me, lady, the UUniverses are full of morons.... Including my assistants... But anyway, back to the story.
 * Prison Guard: Warden Ayres will be ready to meet you soon.
 * Junjie: Take all the time you need, sir! (The guard leaves)
 * Tai Lung:... I'm scared right now. What if this warden is very strong and carries a shotgun or something?
 * Junjie: Oh, please, you and I are Kung Fu masters! We can handle a warden whether she's buff or not.
 * ???: Alright, I wanna know since WHEN is there a senator and law advisers named July, Kungma and Lung Tai? I haven't heard any inner-circle senators and law advisers of Tricorn's like THAT before....(Sees them, and it's revealed that she's the hamster warden)...Well, speak up, you sissies!
 * Makunga:...(Scoffs, and tries holding in laughter)...(Whispering) Why didn't you tell me she was a hamster?
 * Junjie: (Whispering) I-I didn't know!
 * (Darkness Qui): What's a hamster?
 * (Lord Cobra): Seriously? The head warden of Tricorn-Katras...is a HAMSTER?!? A small rodent commenly kept as a pet, by the way, is the warden of a prison?
 * (Junjie): I'm getting to the reason!
 * Tai Lung: (Whispering) Why would a small rodent be main warden of a prison? It makes no se--(Ayres immediately grabs the ears of all 3 of them quickly) AAAAAHHH!!!
 * Junjie: AAAAAHHHH!!!
 * Makunga: (Screams like a girl)
 * Warden Ayres: WELL, ARE YOU GONNA SAY SOMETHING, OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO TEAR YOUR EARS OFF LIKE IT WAS PAPER?!?
 * Junjie: "LET GO OF MY EARS THIS INSTINT, YOU IMPURDENTENT WOODCHIP EATING RAT, OR I'LL TELL TRICORN TO END YOUR FUNDING!?"
 * Ayres: "Ha! You don't scare me, doughe!"
 * Junjie regains control of his ear!
 * Junjie: "DON'T SCARE YOU!? THAT'S IT, YOU STUPID-"
 * Junjie grabs Ayres and throws her right into the electifying water!
 * ZAP?!
 * Ayres: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH?!"
 * The Wardens gasped!
 * The Wardens started to panic and shake!
 * Warden 1: "We-we-we-we promise no disrespect, Senator July!"
 * Warden 2: "Don't kill us like you did to Ayres!"
 * Junjie: "Good you worthless idiots! Now I demand admitence to the prison at once?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Oh, you murdered the head warden... I like that."
 * (Cobra): "DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!?"
 * Junjie, his allies and the wardens enter the building.
 * Junjie chuckled quietly as he sees all of the prisoners in cells.
 * Junjie, quietly: "Perfect."
 * Junjie and lot went on.
 * The Lougers were checking up on a cyborged, slightly mutant, Wayne, who was seen crying in a solovary confinment room!
 * Wayne: "Lougers, please! I, I don't wanna be here anymore! I, I wanna have my life back! I wanna be a cop again! I promise I won't harm Juan or Kairi ever again, just, please! I don't wanna be here anymore! That bitch Ayres is a monster! She makes the wardens abuse me because of busting out those stupid camilions!? I can't take it anymore!?"
 * Lord Shen: Sorry, but your crimes are just unacceptable. I'm afraid we can't do anything.
 * Squidward: We're just here to check on you.
 * Sandy: Yeah, just as soon as Warden Ayres comes back after getting word of a senator and two law advisers that are dropping by.
 * Prison Guard: (Appears) AYRES IS DEAD!!!
 * Skipper: WHAT?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DEAD?!? (The Prison Guard brought them Ayres' dead and scorched body)
 * Mimi: Aww, that poor little creature.
 * Boss Wolf: HOW THE F*** DID SHE DIE?!?
 * Prison Guard: She was thrown into the electrified water by a senator named "July" and two law advisers claiming to be in Tri-corn's inner circle who were just trying to defend themselves. Being a fragile and precious rodent, there's no way she could survive a voltage like that. She's--(Suddenly, Ayres' leg twitches)...What the--?
 * Everyone: HUH?!?
 * Mimi:...(Scratches Ayres' belly, and Ayres wakes up and laughs)
 * Ayres: HEY, STOP THAT, THAT TICKLES!!
 * Prison Guard: WHAT?!? AYRES, YOU...YOU'RE ALIVE?!?
 * (Darkness Qui): "..... I'm disappointed now. THAT "HAM-ZTAR" WAS ALIVE?!"
 * (Junjie): "It's pronounced "Hamster", but tragicly, yes. Here comes the reason why."
 * Sandy: How in tarnation did you survive a zap like that?!?
 * Ayres: "Oh please. I served in the millaterry and fought against Grox invaders once. They gave me shock treatments like that 24-7 when I was P.O.W., prisoner of war. I grown used to it. Anyway, I have a GOOD FUCKING MIND TO GIVE TO TRI-CORN ABOUT THAT BITCH SENATOR JULY AND HIS CRONY LAW ADVISERS ABOUT THROWING ME TO ONE OF MY OWN DEFENCES OF THE PRISON!?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Wait.... Since when did Tri-Corn had a Senator named after a month?"
 * Boss Wolf: "And what were the law advisers called?"
 * Ayres: "Oh, they had some stupid names. Kungma and Lung Tai. Stupid right?"
 * Lord Shen:...Uh-oh!
 * Ayres: ".... Why is that bad?"
 * Alex: "...... KUNGMA AND LUNG TAI IS TAI LUNG AND MAKUNGA PLACED IN AN OPPISTE ORDER!? THAT MEANS SENATOR JULY IS JUNJIE!?"
 * An Alarm is raised!
 * Ayres: Oh, no! The emergency release has been activated!
 * Brandy: WHY DIDN'T YOUR GUARDS QUESTION JUNJIE, MAKUNGA, AND TAI LUNG BEFORE THEY CAME IN?!?
 * Ayres: Look, sometimes my guards are merely incompetent with that kind of stuff. We natrolly trust Senators like Tri-corn and their law advisers because they sign our paychecks! I was pretty much the only one who questioned it, and look what happened to me! Regardless, we need to find them and stop them before--(Suddenly, a few prisoners who have snuck into the prison's armory appear and point their guns at them)
 * Prisoner #1: DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE, OR WE'LL BLOW SO MANY HOLES IN YOUR HEADS, YOU'LL BE LEAKING LEAD!!!
 * Ayres: (Attacks them, and manages to knock out a few of them until she is eventually caught by one of them) HEY!!! LET ME GO!! (She bites the prisoners' hand, causing him to let go in pain)
 * Prisoner #1: OW! I HATE IT WHEN HAMSTERS DO THAT!!!
 * Prisoner 2: "Aw for goodness sake!?"
 * The second prisoner grabs Ayres and puts her in a hamster ball, and clues the ball shut so she can never get out!
 * Prisoner 2: "Gorilla glue! The stuff is imposable to remove!"
 * Ayres: "HOW DID A HAMSTER BALL AND GLUE GOT INTO MY PRISON?!"
 * Prisoner 3: "Wouldn't you like to know, ginni pig!?"
 * Lord Shen: "EMERGENY FALLBACK!?"
 * The Lougers retreat as prisoners try to capture them!
 * The Lougers got interseted by more prisoners lead by a tattooed aniconda!
 * Aniconda: "HOLD YOUR TACOS, YOU ANNOYING MISFITS!?"
 * Icky: "Oh no, it's Long-body Edaurdo Santhices!"
 * Edaurdo: "You it right amigos! Your coming with us so we can have our fun with you.... AND YOUR INNERDS?!"
 * Prisoners cheer!
 * Prisoner 1: "I say we rape both the males and females?!"
 * Prisoners cheer!
 * Prisoner 2: "I say we just load them up with lead?!"
 * Prisoners cheer!
 * Prisoner 3: "I SAY WE TORTURE THEM JESUS CHRIST SYTILE?!"
 * Prisoners cheer!
 * Prisoner 4: "(Stupidly) I say, wes give them a nice gift baskit."
 * Prisoners were about to cheer until they realise the stupid comment.
 * Edaurdo: ".... Ay crumba, Ted the criminally retarded, you're like a dumb-side of a jackass, man!"
 * Ted: "Sorrys."
 * Edaurdo: "Anyway, I got something even more cruel! LET'S JUST THROW THEM INTO THE ELECTIFY SEA!?"
 * Prisoners cheered loudly!
 * Lord Shen: "You savage animals?!"
 * ???: "BETTER IDEA, YOU IDIOTS?!"
 * The Prisoners start to shiver in fear, as Wily Mcginnis walks in.
 * Wily Mcginnis: "We hold them hostage, and demand a ransom to the High Council, in return for their safe return."
 * Eduardo: "...... I LIKED THAT IDEA! YOU'RE TOTALLY A GENIUS WILY! THAT'S WHY WE'S AMIGOS!?"
 * Wily punches Eduardo in the face!
 * Eduardo: "El Owcho."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "That's for talking without being asked, dipshit! Now, we need to ask what is the term of our ransom."
 * Prisoner 1: "100000000000000000000000 DOLLARS?!"
 * Prisoner 2: "TO MAKE ILLEGAL DRUGS LEGAL?!"
 * Prisoner 3: "THE PUBLIC EXICUTION TO ALL JUDGES!?"
 * Ted: "Nice gift baskits!"
 * The Prisoners look at Ted like he's an idiot.
 * Wily Mcginnis looks at the prisoners like they're morons.
 * Wily Mcginnis: "..... I WAS THINKING MORE AMONG THE LINES OF OUR UNCONDITIONAL FREEDOMS, YOU MORONS?!"
 * Prisoners: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "And if they refused, THEN WE'LL THROW THE LOUGERS INTO THE WATER?!"
 * The Prisoners make boastious cheers!
 * ???: "Gentlemen, gentlemen...."
 * The Prisoners look to see Junjie, Tai Lung and Makunga no longer dressed as polotisions.
 * Junjie: "You don't need to waste time trying to force the High Council on something so easily refuseable like freeing an entire prison of dangerious criminals for the benifit of heroes, that, even IF they somehow agreed to go with it, will just sic'im on you to send you all back here anyway! No! Your true answer for freedom, lies with Junjie, of the villain leage!"
 * The Prisoners started to murmur and look at each other.
 * Eduardo: ".... Man, if you freed us so you can force us to worship el dilabos like you guys. then forget it!?"
 * Junjie: "WE'RE NOT A CULT, YOU UN-EDUCATED SOW?! THOSE ARE HIGH COUNCIL/TABLIOD ALLIENCE LIES?!"
 * Eduardo: "..... Well if your not demon worshippers, then why haven't you given up on them by now?"
 * Ted: "Yeah, that sounds like you worship demons to me."
 * Makunga: "It's, complincated, all right! It's mainly because Mirage is forcing us to repetivly stick to a plan that OBVIOUSLY failed countless times before and is never improving, mainly cause Xehanort said so. Weird, I know!"
 * Eduardo: "Well I no care if you worship demons or not! We all HATE the villain leage!?"
 * Junjie: "Wha-wha-what!? Why?!"
 * Prisoner 1: "YOU DID CRIMES EVEN A ROOM FULL OF MURDERORS AND FELONS WOULD FROWN APAWN!?"
 * Prisoners: "YEAH!?"
 * Shifu: "Junjie, if this was an attempt to make these mongrels your minions, then it failed before it had the chance to take baby-steps."
 * Junjie: "Well, if your gonna be like that, then fine. I'll just anomimusly report this to Tri-corn, and she'll send an army of riot police to quell you fools. Have fun rotting enturnally, you savages."
 * Eduardo: "(Laughs maniacly)! You bluff man! No way your gonna actselly-"
 * Junjie pulls out a Villain Leage symbol cell phone!
 * Prisoners gasped!
 * Wily Mcginnis growled.
 * Wily's thoughts: "That stupid fox is gonna ruin everything! Unless....."
 * Junjie started to use it.
 * Junjie: "Hello.... Yes, I would like to speak with Senator Tri-corn. I have concern about a prison riot in Tri-Corn-Katras."
 * Prisoners started to panic!
 * Wily Mcginnis looked as if he had an idea, and gave a small smile.
 * Junjie: "Yes, I'll hold when you ugre her, good sectratary. (A Spongebob theme song plays.)."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "(Dramaticly) WAIT?!"
 * Junjie: "..... Yes?"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "(Dramaticly) You, have opened our eyes!"
 * Edaurdo: "...... Que?"
 * Tai Lung and Makunga: "What?"
 * Lougers: "WHAT!?"
 * Prisoners: "WHAT?!"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "We were foolish, and un-enlighten, to not see the greatness that is Jonhhy."
 * Junjie: "Junjie."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Junjie, but now, we are enlighened! You are the most brillent genius ever concived! You, are king of Tri-Corn-Katras!"
 * Junjie: "..... King?"
 * Makunga and Tai Lung: "KING!?"
 * Eduardo: "EL-KINGO!?"
 * Lougers: "KING!?"
 * Prisoners: "KING!?"
 * Junjie: "..... (Laughs victoriously), NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT?! (Hangs up on the phone) Just because I liked you, I making you my warrior-adviser, my good man, er, dog, uh...."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Wily Mcginnis."
 * Junjie: "Alchourse, Wily! Wait, have I heard that name before?"
 * Edaurdo was luaghing!
 * Edaurdo: "Alchourse you would have man!? He's-"
 * Wily grabs Edaurdo by the throat!
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Word, privately Ed?"
 * Wily takes Edaurdo to the center of the group where the lougers are the prisoners close out the openning.
 * Three Prisoners make Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga wear ear-muffs.
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Don't tell that leager who I am idiot, or he'll call on us!"
 * Edaurdo: "Well why don't you want me to..... Oh, I get it now mans! This one of those famous fox deceptions you used to lure foxes to their doom! Brillento!"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "EXACTLY, YOU IDIOT! Now, as hard it is, and I know, I HATE FOXES, but we have to pretend to take this fool seriously until I can be able to kill him when he least suspect it so he won't call Tri-Corn on us, and then, we resume with OUR REAL plan! Got it, you stupid snake?"
 * Eduardo: "..... Si."
 * Cynder: "And what makes you think we won't warn Junjie of the deception, you thugs?"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Ha! Simple! The leagers hate you, remember? They'll never believe a word you say in thinking your trying to trick them to pussy out on their ambitions!"
 * Icky: "Ain't that the sad fucking truth of this relationship."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "But on the safe side in the event he DOES take you lot seriously, we'll place you with my worthless son Wayne until we got that stupid fox, settled out."
 * Edaurdo: "Are we done speaking privately now?"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Yes."
 * Wily calls off the earmuffs.
 * Wily Mcginnis: "We'll agree to all terms of agreement, our leadge."
 * Junjie: "Good! I plan to turn this prison into a new leager base, where we can organised an invadsion! Finally, I'M WINNING!?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "You trusted a known Xenophobe to your spieces? HE WAS OBVIOUSLY GONNA YARGED-OUT ON YOU FROM THE START?!"
 * (Junjie): "I DIDN'T KNOW AT THE TIME AND- Wait, where did that phrase "Yarged-out" come from?"
 * (Darkness Qui): (Sighs) It's a Villains Act phrase we used ever since a member of mine named Commander Yarge who attempted to usurp me during a search for an alternate form of armies aside from the usual Starbots we typically used. Basically, it's a phrase that means betrayal.
 * (Junjie): Oh, that makes more sense.
 * (Dr. Nefarious): You REALLY need to explain to us how your old Villains Act thing worked, because we are NEVER going to your worlds to find out.
 * (Cobra): Indeed not.
 * (Junjie): But anyway, back to the story. I was able to take control of every aspect of the prison. It's security system, it's turrets, everything! Wily convinced me to lock those Lodgers up inside a sound-proof cell with his beastly looking son, which I didn't even understand why until the end, and the Lodgers were unable to warn me about Wily's true intentions for me. I was sure that I would finally get my revenge and the respect I deserved.
 * (Cobra): When you didn't deserve it at all!
 * (Junjie): DON'T INTERRUPT MY STORY!!!
 * Icky: (The Lodgers are trapped inside a cell with bars and a glass layer) YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, YOU DI--(No audible dialogue is heard from outside the cell)...UCKER!!!
 * Tigress: Forget it, Icky, they can't hear us.
 * Mantis: And it's good that they SHOULDN'T hear what you just said.
 * Icky: Oh, I'm sure we'll show those jerks. We gotta get out of here.
 * Wily: (On microphone) Don't bother trying to escape. The bars and the glass are made of durable substances. Even with your black dragon's ability to transform, you can't escape. Not to mention this cell is surrounded by an energetic field that detects prisoner DNA. You try to leave, and you get zapped to death.
 * Eduardo: "... Uh, Wily? Tri-corn was forced to have those things removed cause efnic groups thought they were inhumane."
 * Wily: "....... (Facepalms) THE ONE TIME WHERE I WOULD'VE LIKED TRI-CORN TO TELL PEOPLE LIKE THAT TO FUCK THEMSELVES?! Well, at least we have cameras and guys ready to beat the pus out of ya to hopefully scare you lot to stay here. Have a good imprisonment, my dear Lodgers. (Cuts off transmission, and they leave)
 * Icky: YOU MOTHERF--(The camera goes outside the cell as the criminals walked away and out of sight)...BAGS!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!
 * Tigress: I told you they can't hear us, Icky!
 * Icky: "I keep forgetting that."
 * Lord Shen: "That's natrol, for an idiot."
 * Patrick: "Why's everyone so down about it? The High Council will get us out of here after giving those meanies what they want."
 * Cynder: I don't think that's possible for a few possable reasons. One, the High Council is less likely to risk public and socity safety by caving in to criminals. And even if they try to work around the risk with a plan, Junjie's involvement, who is both a problem to us and these criminals' hope to make a successful ransom cause he hates the High Council for subugating the Villain Leage to a "Team Nefarious like status". Remember when Axle said that you need a code clearance in order to get in even as a High Council member? Well, from the situation we're in, Junjie programmed the prison's turrets to not listen to reason and just flat out shoot anything it sees, giving his High Council dispising and disrespecting nature!
 * Missing Link: Oh, boy! If we ever find a way out of here, then Junjie will be in more trouble than he has before, not just from the Villain League for disobeying their orders not to do an unauthorized scheme, but with the High Council for imprisoning some High Council members, and going out of his way to harm any more. He'll be through so much punishment, we might never see him again for a few months! Years even, but let's hold our breaths.
 * Lord Shen: Well, we need to get out of here.
 * Merlin: Yeah. They confiscated all our equipment, including my wand! So getting out of here will be a challenge.
 * Thundra: If those little muchachos hadn't taken my amulet, I'd shock them with thunder right now... and there is also the fact that we're indoors.
 * Skipper: Well, at least they wouldn't think to confiscate all the equipment Rico keeps in his stomach. Show them, Rico! (Rico tries hacking, but nothing comes out)... They seriously confiscated EVERYTHING in your stomach?!?
 * Rico: Uh-huh!
 * Icky: Oh, that's just nasty on so many levels.
 * Spyro: Let's face it, there's no using our usual equipment or abilities to get out. Because of the fact that each cell is monitored with a camera. See? (They see the camera dome above their heads) And no luck trying to destroy it, because I'm pretty sure it would alert whoever saw the signal being lost.
 * Shifu: Tricorn built this place specifically to be just as good as Prison 42 would ever be, in her own words, by the way. We've already established that there is a 3% chance anybody can escape this prison.
 * Icky: "So you mean our tecnecal only hope is that Junjie gets violently usurped by those basturds that have NO true loyalty to him and the MICROSCOFTIC chance the High Council disided to cave in to these jerks and let them go free?!"
 * Shifu: "..... (Sigh)..... In a way, yes. Our only hope, IS Junjie getting usurped, and the very, very, very, VERY small probality, of the High Council, desiding that we're more impourent then the millions of lives, these criminals would surely ruin and harm!"
 * Icky: "..... Fuck. Well, I would say that at least Junjie would likely die from the betrayal, but thanks to the leage liking to reserect eachother and that Mirage will never let Mang let Junjie STAY DEAD, it's a lose-lose! And we're only gonna come out of here to be tossed into a shocky ocean!?"
 * Po: "Well what about Tri-Corn? Junjie made the mistake of trying to call here! Ended short or not, she's likely to realise something's wrong!"
 * Shifu: "Even so, not even the fury of Tri-Corn can survive the defences system of her own prison!"
 * Cynder: "Well the High Council has ways to know about these things prior! Surely they'll send our allies to-"
 * Shifu: "Again, Junjie may be too quick to trust deserprete criminals just to make himself look superior to Mang, but he's still not THAT much of a fool! Junjie is fully aware of our tendingcy to have ally aid and will be prepared for each one! Face it.... Our only hope really is Junjie's latest flop of a plan to shatter around him, and the 1 in a zillion chance the High Council would actselly bow to this."
 * Ayres: "Seriously? Your just giving up?! I'm mean, I'm for that asshole getting what's coming him, but not through giving Wily another chance of killing a fox, asshole or not, and I am not for just waiting for death row or even the possability of the High Council being forced to let these scum loose on socity! They made the mistake of putting me with you guys! Ha! I know every weakness of the security and how to shut them down! But you all have to listen to me! Yo, ugly birdbrain!"
 * Icky: "WHO YOU CALLING UGLY YOU STUPID-"
 * Icky grabs the ball, and in anger, throws it at the camera and destroys it and the ball surprisingly!
 * Ayres: "BOO-YAH!?"
 * Ayres lands on Icky's head!
 * Ayres: "Nothing breaks cameras and hamster balls like the anger of ugly people."
 * Icky: "Well what would be the point since now an army of pissed off prisoners are coming for us!"
 * Ayres: "Exactly. Our chance for freedom."
 * Some prisoners head for the Lougers door.
 * Prisoner 1: "All right boys, let's teach our hostages a lesson."
 * Prisoners laughed!
 * The Prisoners bust open the door, and find it impossably empty.
 * Prisoner 1: "Wha, wha..... Where are they?!"
 * All the prisoners charged in!
 * They were unaware that the lougers took advantaged of the disabled camera to hid at the celing!
 * Prisoner 2: "I don't see them anywhere!"
 * Prisoner 3: "Theys is demons I tell yas! Demons!"
 * Prisoner 1: "Well it wouldn't make sense for them to fight demons if they are demons! Well they're not demons Paraniod Bob the relijustus! They're just damn good at their job! Now be careful, and leave no stone unturned!"
 * The prisoners looked around.
 * Ayres destroyed the lighting, blacking out the room except for the doorway!
 * Bob: "GAH!? THE LIGHTS!?"
 * Prisoner 1: "Ok, you misfits! Come out and fight like-"
 * Outside the door, sounds of fighting are heard as Prisoners are screaming!
 * Silence.
 * The Lougers and Ayres walked out with Ayres as the prisoners are shown knocked out and beaten.
 * Icky: "What about Wayne?"
 * Wayne: "Don't worry, I'll be safe here, away from the craziness! I rather not make everything worse."
 * Icky: "Good dog."
 * The Lougers run on out!
 * Twin Prisoners are watching over the lougers' gear.
 * Twin 1: "Say, brother?"
 * Twin 2: "Yes brother?"
 * Twin 1: "Would it be fun if we got to see Willy Mcginnis kill off that stupid leager fox?"
 * Twin 2: "Oh yes, brother. That would be most entertaining."
 * Both twins monotone laughed.
 * The Lougers and Ayres busted into the room!
 * Twin 1: "Well well well. We knew you lougers will not bow to impossable odds so easily."
 * Twin 2: 'We always knew."
 * Icky: "Oh no! Not the Dark Twins, Gregery and Leroy Dark!"
 * Iago: "The most dangerious twin master minds of the universe!"
 * Greg (Twin 1): "Correct, Lougers."
 * Leroy (Twin 2): "At least, until you desided to stop us enacting our revenge on Tri-corn for the murder of our mother, Eizla Dark."
 * Cynder: "Look, we're sorry about what Tri-corn did to your mother for accusing her as the wrong Eizla Dark, but you two didn't had the right to use a nuclear explousive that would've ended more then Tri-corn!"
 * Greg: "Heroes are such critics. Aren't they brother."
 * Leroy: "Oh yes. Sevrely."
 * Greg: "Well, at least we'll get some revenge by taking over her beloved prison! At least until we are freed by your stupid High Council so we can try to enact real revenge on Tri-corn by poisoning her with the plant from Berk known to be toxic to reptiles."
 * Leroy: "But taking over the prison will service enough."
 * Greg: "I know what else serfises at the moment, brother."
 * Leroy: "Oh yes, brother."
 * Greg and Leroy: "Revenge on the lougers by using their own gear against them!"
 * Greg and Leroy picked up the Louger's gear and aimed them at the Lougers!
 * Skipper: "EVASIVE!?" (They dodge their own equipment, and the Lodgers manage to beat the two up despite their efforts)
 * Donkey: HAH! THAT WAS EASY!! (Suddenly, all the turrets point at the Lodgers)
 * ???: SHELL LODGERS, DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO ESCAPE!!! STEP AWAY FROM THAT CRAP OF YOURS AND RETREAT TO YOUR CELL, OR WE WILL OPEN FIRE!!
 * Patrick: WE DON'T TAKE ORDERS FROM ANY--
 * SpongeBob/Mr. Krabs: PATRICK!!! (They beat him up)
 * Patrick: (Patrick is being strangled by Mr. Krabs)...BOODDYYYY!!!
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
 * Viper: Guys, this place has turrets everywhere! We have to do as they say, or they'll kill us all.
 * Icky: But what about--(A turret fires right at him as he dodges) WHOA!! OKAY, WE'LL DO IT, FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST SPARE OUR MONEY MAKE-HE-HE-HE-HEEERRRSSS!!!
 * ???: That's more like it! (Chuckles like a hyena)
 * Iago: Oh, I know that laugh, that's Denny the Insane. We handled him not too long ago. GOD, his laugh is creepy.
 * Suddenly, the turrents deactivate.
 * Dennis the Insane appeared from the shadows shocked and surprised!
 * Dennis: "WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!?"
 * He sees Ayres has chewed up the system wiring.
 * Ayres: "It's a good thing you can never see the little people, jerkoff."
 * Dennis looks back at the lougers who regain their gear.
 * Icky: "Oh am I gonna KICK YOUR ASS FOR MAKING ME BEG FOR YOUR MERCY?!"
 * Dennis: "Uh.... Please put the stuff down?"
 * Spongebob: "Oh since you asked very nicely-"
 * Sandy/Squidward: "SPONGEBOB!"
 * Spongebob: "Sorry."
 * Dennis: ".... Darn. The magic word didn't helped."
 * The Lougers pounced on Dennis and beat the crud out of him!
 * Dennis was tied up with the Dark Twins.
 * Greg: "Nice one...."
 * Leroy: "Screw up."
 * Dennis: "Shut up."
 * The Lougers and Ayres ran down the hallway leading to the grand control.
 * Ayres: "I only took down the defence turrents. If we want to take down the electric water so any possable allies can get to us, I have to get to the main controls!"
 * Icky: "Oh sure, it's always something!"
 * ???: "HEY CUNTS?! Pretty please come back!?"
 * Patrick: "(Looks behind him) AGGGH!? IT'S FLIP-FLOP FRANK AND CRAZY CHESTER!?"
 * Flip-Flop Frank, a rhino half-smiling and frowning, and Crazy Chester, a mad chackling parrot!
 * the lougers reach the main controls!
 * Ayres goes in!
 * The Lougers stood before Frank and Chester and fought them down!
 * Ayres pulls down the lever and shuts down the electric water.
 * Junjie saw the water stopped producing electrisity and all of the lougers allies started to advance!
 * Junjie: "No?! NOOOOOO?! MY NEW BASE!? NOOOOO?! THAT'S IT?! Those lougers are dead!? DEAD?!"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "But we need them as sheilds to get those rotters to back off!"
 * Junjie: "FUCK THAT!? I AM GONNA KILL THOSE LOUGERS?!"
 * Junjie stomps off.
 * Wily Mcginnis: "...... Something tells me it's finally time to be rid of that fox."
 * The Lougers allies chase a mass wave of prisoners back into the prison, which closes off due to a lockdown protocal!
 * Celestia: "JUNJIE?! WE DEMAND YOU LET GO OF THE LOUGERS AND THE POOR WARDENS OF THIS CORRECTIONS FACILITY AT ONCE?!"
 * Junjie's voice: "NEVER!? JUST FOR MAKING ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL AND RUINING MY HOPES TO EARN RESPECT AND A NEW LEAGER BASE, I'LL HAVE TO RE-EARN THE FAITH OF THESE INCOMPIDENT IDIOTS BY MURDERING ALL OF THE LOUGERS!? AND WITH THAT, NOTHING WILL- (The sound of the door busting open) Wily?! What're you do- Hey, put down that knife this instent- No, no, nonononononononononononononoononononononoonono- (Sounds of stabbing are heard) AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!? HELP ME, PLEASE?! I'M BEING ASSULTED!? AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (A GOREY SOUND RIP WAS HEARD)!?"
 * The Lougers' allies were taken aback by this.
 * Wily Mcginnis' voice: "Now THAT'S more like it! I finally rid of us of that stupid fox! Now, this goes out to you lot! I demand to speak to the High Council to rekindise my demands!"
 * Celestia: "I am princess Celestia and I'll act as represention for the High Council! What do you want?"
 * Wily Mcginnis' voice: "Simple. Our freedoms, for their lives. You have 6 hours to deside and comply, or we given the lot INJECTIONS?!"
 * The feed ends.
 * (Darkness Qui): "Wait..... YOU WERE GROSUMELY KILLED!? THEN HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU HERE WHEN YOU DIED IN THE STORY?!"
 * (Cobra): "As mentioned int the story, we have a reserection polocy."
 * (Darkness Qui): ".... Oh yeah. I really could've used that for the VA."
 * Icky: "HOLY SHIT, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? THAT ASSHOLE WASTED JUNJIE?!"
 * Shifu: "Then we must escape so he will have no more defences against justice!"
 * Screams are heard!
 * Makunga and Tai Lung run away from an army of criminals!
 * Makunga: "THAT BEASTLY ANIMAL KILLED JUNJIE?!"
 * Tai Lung: "GALAXHAR TRIED TO WARN US SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I WISHED WE BROUGHT HIM ALONG SO WE CAN ESCAPE THIS DEATH TRAP?!"
 * Eduardo: "COME BACK HERE SO WE CAN TAKE TURNS ON YOU IF YOU GET OUR DRIFT!?"
 * Skipper: (He and the other Lodgers appear) HALT, CRIMINALS BEFORE WE--(The criminals run right through them, pummeling them cartoonishly flat)
 * Squidward:...I HATE cartoon logic!
 * Makunga: (The criminals finally manage to grab them, and they gruesomely kill them) AAAHHHHH!!! OH, NO, I NEED THOSE!! I NEED THOSE, AAOOOWWW!!! (Icky looks at this in disgust) AAOOWWW, MY RIBS!!!
 * Tai Lung: AAHHH, GET OFF, GET OFF, AAAHHH!!!
 * (Darkness Qui): And your assistants got killed too? Wow, they're as worthless as you are.
 * (Cobra): You have NO idea!
 * Iago: Well, so much for saving their lives.
 * Shifu: But at least they'll be resurrected afterward. (All the prisoners face the Lodgers)
 * Prisoner Bear: BROCK MUST RIP APART LODGERS FOR GETTING HIM SENT TO JAIL!!! (Roars loudly)
 * Gilda: Oh, God, not Brock Brawler! I've hated him since he nearly broke my spine a year ago!
 * Sandy: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES!!! (The Lodgers run as the prisoners chased them)
 * Brock: (Manages to catch up with Icky, and cartoonishly turns him into a ball, which he throws and strikes most of the Lodgers as a bowling strike sound is heard)
 * Icky: OWCH!!! (The rest of the Lodgers are halted by another group of criminals)
 * Gorilla Prisoner: (Roars loudly leading the other group)
 * Gilda: DEAR GOD, SYLVESTER SLAUGHTER, MUCH WORSE THAN BROCK BRAWLER!!! I MEAN, HOW MANY INTRODUCTIONS TO THESE PRISONERS DO WE NEED?!? (The Lodgers are suddenly cornered by all the prisoners)
 * Eduardo: We've taken care of those big Villain League assholes to show the Villain League never to mess with any of us again! Now...we're gonna kill YOU for throwing us in jail!
 * Ted: YEEAAHH!!
 * Bob: YEEAAAHH!!!
 * Brock: (Literally roars like a T-Rex as everyone looks at him weird)
 * Eduardo:...Dios Mío, Brock! That was a pretty good one!
 * Brock: BROCK CRUSH LODGERS NOW?!?
 * Eduardo: Hey, everyone deserves a chance to kill their opportune Lodger. Why don't you kill the big fat panda over there?
 * Po: (Dubbed as Pumbaa) Are you talking to me?
 * Banzai: Uh-oh, he called him a big fat panda!
 * Po: Are you talking to ME?!?
 * Banzai: Shouldn't have done that!
 * Po: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?
 * Banzai: Now they're in for it!
 * Po: THEY CALL ME 'MR. BIG FAT PANDA'!!! (Charges into Brock with his head)
 * Icky:...Wow, can't remember how long it's been since we used THAT joke.
 * Brock: MUST CRUSH PANDA!!! (Fails to be able to punch Po, and ends up getting kicked in the crotch! OOP!? BROCK'S DADDY PARTS!?
 * Brock curls over in pain!
 * Po: "DON'T EVER CALL ME A BIG FAT PANDA, CRIMINALS?!"
 * SpongeBob: Yeah Po, show them who's- (Sylvester the Ape grabs him by the neck, roaring in his face)
 * ???: HEY! (The criminals look to see the Lodgers' allies)
 * Timon: TAKE YOUR STINKING PAWS OFF OF SPONGEBOB, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
 * Sylvester: "...... And what happens if we don't?"
 * The Prisoners lie in defeat.
 * Eduardo was the only one left.
 * Eduardo: "...... I SURRENDER MANS?!"
 * Squidward: "That's actselly the smartest thing any of these morons did all this time."
 * Wily snuck around th Lougers and allies and escaped!
 * Wily got on into the lougers van and hijacks it!
 * Wily: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? FINALLY FREE!? NOW THE KU FOX CLAN SHALL RETURN!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
 * ???: "I, think, not!"
 * Wily gasped and looked to see Wayne bum rushing him and laungh him out of the van!
 * Wily and Wayne began to fight!
 * Wily: "DAMN IT BOY!? WHY YOU DO STILL ACT LIKE THE LAW WOULD ACTSELLY FORGIVE YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID?!"
 * Wayne: "CAUSE IT NEVER HURTS TO ACTSELLY TRY, FATHER!?"
 * Wily and Wayne began to scratch and bite eachother!
 * ???: NOT SO FAST, YOU RUFFIAN!! (The Lodgers and their allies arrive)
 * Rainbow Dash: STAY OFF OF THE LODGERS' VAN, YOU JACKER!!
 * Wily: (Gets out a gun, and points it at Wayne's head) STAY BACK, FOOLS, OR I PUT A BULLET THROUGH THIS MOTHER-F***** OF A SON'S BRAIN!!!
 * Cynder: You're REALLY willing to kill your own son?
 * Wily: AND WHY NOT?!? He left me for his sick love of law-enforcement! Now look where it's gotten him! He's in prison because he still couldn't let go of his hatred for foxes! HE'S WORTH NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!!!
 * Terk: Boy, is he a lunatic or what?
 * Wily: I'M NOT KIDDING, YOU ASSHOLES! I'LL BLOW HIS CYBERNETIC BRAINS OUT!! I'LL- (He suddenly gets flipped over by Ayres, who throws him around and beats him up)
 * Mantis:...Wow! I never thought I'd see a hamster beat up a person twice her size!
 * Ayres: (Pulls on Wily's ear) NO MORE NONSENSE, YOU MANIAC!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!
 * Wily: OW, OW, OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-AAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAOOOWWW!!! EASY ON THE EARS, YOU LITTLE RAT!!! (Ayres bites his ear) OWCH!! NO BITING!!!
 * Ayres: GUYS, GET WAYNE TO SAFETY, I'LL MAKE SURE THIS BASTARD GETS DUE PUNISHMENT FOR MURDER!! (The heroes take Wayne away)
 * Wayne: "Guys, you have to believe me, I actselly tried to stop my father from stealing your van! Why did you think I was fighting him?"
 * Celestia: ".... Actselly, he is speaking the truth. And really, we DID just saw him fighting him."
 * Lord Shen: "Reguardless, it was reckless and dangerious of you to do that. Also, you promised to stay in your confine!"
 * Wayne: "Guys, please! I was gonna stay, but then I heard what my father did to another fox! Leager or not, it was wrong of him to murder him! I know I'm not perfect, but please, this time, I only went back on this promise to stop my father from stealing the van! I promise I wasn't trying to steal it!"
 * Icky: "Buddy, we get it. You want to redeem yourself. But that mental illness you have, and the worse reputation that would make Darkspawn look like saints, would make that UNIGMAGINALY DIFFICULT!? Not to mention Tri-corn would be even more of a headahce then already, if we tried to reintroduse a convicted rottan cop into socity! She was mad at us for not letting her kill Pred, Tiki, and B.O.B.! Igmagine what she would be like then, if we tried to help you rejoin socity!?"
 * Wayne: "..... You mean, you guys, do care for me, your, your just too afraid of the Senator to do anything for me?"
 * Cynder: "I'm sorry, but she would seek to make our lifes hell, if we tried to help you redeem yourself and your dark heritage. Believe me, if it wasn't for Tri-corn being so, pig-headed, we would gladly help you."
 * Wayne started to make sad dog sounds.
 * Wayne: "I understand now.... I guess, I'm destined, to be just another monster, trapped with other monsters. My father included. I'll.... Go back to my cell."
 * Wayne walks away slowly, tail dragging.
 * Icky: "..... Why is it when he finally gets he's impossable to help, yet I don't feel glad at all?"
 * Spyro: We all feel bad for him, but Tricorn wouldn't be happy if we helped him out. But what's more important is that we have to get him to safety, and take care of all these prisoners.
 * Celestia: "Allow me."
 * Celestia teleports all of the prisoners into their cells, locking them up and magically restoring all prison functions.
 * Icky: "So, new question.... What do we do to the "Corpse Patrol" that is Junjie and friends?"
 * Shifu: "That won't be nessersary. Cause here THEY come."
 * Lord Cobra comes from a shadowy portal with several heavily armed Shocktroopers and armored Changelings with Chrysalis.
 * Skipper: "Well ain't you tardy to the party! If you aimed to kill the prisoners of Tri-corn-katras for killing leagers, we got them taken care of, HUMANELY!?"
 * Ayres (still on top of the defeated Wily): "So the least you fanactics can do is get your dead friends out of here and get out!"
 * Cobra said nothing, and snapped his fingers, ordering some changlings to fly up with leage coffens and collect the fallen, and all of them simply left.
 * Shifu: "..... I guess Mang is saving his rage to deal with the soon to be reserected Junjie."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Well, at least that stupid fox will think twice about interfearing with the plans of ol' Wily!"
 * Ayres: "Oh yeah, that's TOTALLY worth the possability that you may become elagable for DEATH ROW!?"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "Are you kidding? I'm a messah to fox-hating dogs everywhere! They'll never let that befall me!"
 * Icky: "Oh, you mean, even after I uploaded your sweet talking to Junjie on youtube?"
 * Wily Mcginnis: "WHAT?! No, Your, bluffing!?"
 * Icky shows a secretly hidden video of WIly nice-talking to Junjie.
 * Icky: "And I was sure to not record the part about you wanting to kill him in the end."
 * Wily Mcginnis: "NO?! YOU STUPID BIRD?! I'LL RIP YOU TO SHREADS LIKE I DO TO FOXES, YOU ASS!?"
 * Ayres beatens Wily Mcginnis into enough of a pulp that he won't do such.
 * Lord Shen: "Prehistoric one, how were to able to-"
 * Icky: "An Ickster never reveils his secrets."
 * ???: "AYRES?!"
 * Ayres: "Oh shit."
 * Tri-Corn stomped in!
 * Tri-Corn: "Is it true, that your guards, incompidently allowed obvious fakes into MY PRISON, AND CAUSED A REPUTATION RUINING RIOT?!"
 * Ayres: "..... I'd be lying to you if I said no. But thanks to the lougers, and the leagers' bad planning, it was quelled swiftly. You'll expect Wily to be tried to be elegdeable for death row by next week ma'am."
 * Tri-corn calm down.
 * Tri-corn: "Well, as long as this matter was handled swiftly, I suppose it's worth having to deal with media stress.... Agian. Carry on."
 * Tri-Corn turned around and left.
 * Ayres: "..... Whew..... It's great that as long as the problem's resolved quickly and, at all, she doesn't get TOO pissed."
 * Icky: "Yeah but your gonna have to make up for it by making your guys being less trusting to random appearing polotisions."
 * Ayres: "Ain't that a life story.... Hey, I wonder if that fox guy is reserected again, and, how he's doing now?"
 * Hermes appeared!
 * Hermes: "I'm glad you asked darling."
 * Hermes showed a video.
 * Junjie was screaming and running!!
 * Cobra: "JUNNNNNNNNNNNNJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!?"
 * Junjie: "MANG STOP?! I ALREADY DIED RECENTLY!? I WOULD RATHER NOT DIE AGAIN?!"
 * Cobra: "WHEN I CATCH YOU, YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR DEATH!?"
 * Junjie: SOMEBODY HELP ME, COBRA'S GONE STARK-RAVING MAD!!!
 * Hermes: (The Lodgers laughed) Man, do I love this job that Ignitus gave me.
 * Junjie: And that's that!
 * Cobra:...(Dark Dragon, Dr. Nefarious, and Darkness Qui laughed) I know, stupid right?
 * Dr. Nefarious: You let yourself be killed by a xenophobic murderous dog?!?
 * Dark Dragon: (Laughs) Well, I know somebody who won't be winning all the gold.
 * Junjie: You know, you guys are jackasses! At least I was this close to winning. If it wasn't for that traitorous mutt, I'd be peeing on the Lodgers' graves right now!
 * Darkness Qui: Ew! That's both sick and wrong.
 * Cobra: Anyone else wanna go?
 * Darkness Qui: Well, I guess I can tell my side of the whole 'almost had them' thing. I was able to trap the Lodgers and their pony friends in a cave in the Alternate UUniverses on a planet called Astagonia, which I should say is more dead than the Villains Act is now. All civilizations there are in ruins, and almost no sentient beings exist. They left due to climate change, and it made the opportune place for me to nearly get my revenge. It all started 2 days after my plans in that robot dinosaur theme park...

Chapter 4: The Housing of the Grook-Grook Bird
Alternate UUniversal Space