Tales From Equestria

During the underwater birthday party of Fluttershy's seapony friend Sea Poppy, the Lodgers and Mane Heroes share stories of among their most intense Equestrian missions. However, while doing so, the returning Neighsay and his bumbler minions, Jackasso and Bullshiton, are planning to trojen cake their way into Poppy's birthday while teaming up with Svengallop, Wind Rider, Gladmane, Mc'Scam and his two cohorts, somehow underwater with the help of a rotten seapony named Backwater.

Stories

 * 1) Tale of the Neighyans- The Inter-Racial Six end up being left stranded on an undocumented island by Neighsay, only to discover that it is a lost island of an aztec pony civilisation called the Neighyans. Their Alicornised Preist, High Preist Hela'stab, mistakes the group as their gods of creation and began to be worshipped as such. Now the Inter-Racial Six found themselves into an adventure simular to The Road to El Dorado as the Main 7 and the Friendship School staff race to come to their rescue while the Lougers contend with recapturing Neighsay before he declares the students dead to the representives.
 * 2) Tale of Blackbeak's Revenge- Flash Magnus and Flash Sentry found themselves being haunted by the ghost of Blackbeak, who with ghost magic has placed a death curse on both of them, as well as taking away their speed, and has threaten to only take away the curse if they gathered the golden specter of reviveal, an anichent Griffin Artifact left behind in an anichent ruin of a long gone Griffin King. Now the Flashes are forced to reach to the ruins and find the specter under 30 days, while Twilight and Starswirl rush to find a way to save them from the curse in case Blackbeak doesn't live up to the promise of removing the curse.
 * 3) Tale of An Equestrian Zootopia- The Ponies and the Lougers were invited to visit the most prodominenly popular kingdom in the land of Abyssinia, a medevil Zootopia-like Kingdom called Zingdom, where they met the famous heroes that saved it from a treacherious conspiracy by a treacherious arch-mage, Ja-Ewe-Baa. Marcy Lagomorthen and former con artist Lick Vilde. They explained while working on a missing person case, they ended up discovering that Ja-Ewe-Baa, basicly the love child of Jafar and Bellwether, was using a flower no less different then Night Howlers, but not to turn predators savage, but to turn Equestrian Ponies unsentient so she would then do the same to King Leondus and Princess Ramure and have the forces of Abyssinia to take over Equestria, but the duo were able to trick Ja-Ewe-Baa to confess it aloud, allowing the guards to arrest her and imprison her for life. The Heroes were given a chance to see Zingdom, but unfortunately, their enjoyment of the city ended up short-lived thanks to Dr. Nefarious and Bellwether freeing Ja-Ewe-Baa to harness the flowers for their plans to use against Zootopia. Now it's up to our heroes to stop a Team Nefarious plot once more.
 * 4) Tale of the Giant Ponies- The Ponies of Equestria are in a panic as a stray Giant Toddler Filly was let loose onto equestria, mistaking buildings and ponies as toys and doing typical toddler things to do while doing damage. The Main 7 have to work togather to quell the giant child before she incures the wrath of a very ill-tempered defence general named General Buttfuckerson desiding to use force on what is otherwise still a child, giant or not. While the Lougers work to find the child's parents in the land of Giant Ponies in the Northwest of Equestria, which amazingly their socity looks like the 50's. Can the Lougers find the parents in time?
 * 5) Tale of Sauren Park- The Main 7 and the Pie Family are invited to a private island owned by Amber Pie, Pinkie Pie's distent Kiltlands Uncle, to discover that he is working on a very large project: A jurrassic park like theme park were extinct Equestrian Dinosaurs (Somes refered to as Saurens) are being revived with use of DNA from living Sauren Creatures, where the idea would be used to revive other extinct creatures or even extinct races. However, Svengallop, Wind Rider, Mc'Scam and cohorts, and a dragg-in relucent Dr. Eureka, have infletraited the yet to open island park to savatosh the controls and leave the Main 7 and Lougers vulerable to freed Saurens. Can Fluttershy be able to pasify even the meanest saurens to protect everyone?
 * 6) Tale of the Djin's Sinkhole- Trixie came to visit Starlight with a trinkit she got from a Show in Saddle Arabia, and shows what looks like a Genie's lamp. Trixie rubs it, but it ended up being a Djin, a genie like force of magic, but wishes tend to always backfire. Trixie wishes she can always be the center of the world, but the Djin made it that a sinkhole appears and sucked Trixie in, and everything else. Can the Lougers and the Main 7 save both Trixie AND Equestria from the sinkhole, stop it, and punish the Djin for his devious trick?
 * 7) Tale of the Dragolings- Ember came to Equestria injured and beaten to warn that the Dragonlands have been taken over by Dragolings, Dragon-Eqsed Changelings that feed on more then love, but all other emotions to power their fires. When Twilight confronts Thorax for answers, he became instintly scared, explainning that the Dragolings and Changelings have an unsettled disbute going on for many ages. Now, Ember, Thorax and Pharynx, and the Main 7, with the Lougers and Discord in tow, must work togather to confront the Dragolings and deal with their power-mad Queen, Queen Insector.
 * 8) Tale of Draconequua- Mixie is sent on a friendship mission to her homeland and discovers it involves a homeless bully gang of hers who were just like her but worse lead by a Draconequus named Antic, as the friendship mission involves helping him get a better life since he has just lost his own friends, is all alone in the streets, and is being bullied himself by a reckless Draconequus he wronged named Frenzy. How will the Lodgers solve this when Frenzy escalates this too far, especially when Frenzy ended up incurring the wrath of a lost Anti-Choas War Machine awakened by the constant shenanigans?
 * 9) Tale of Mount Metazoa- After Goldstone's act of usury, griffins have been discriminated on a grand scale, and thus all the rulers of the world of Equestria decide to hold another Convocation of Creatures on Mount Metazoa, this time to attempt a civil summit. However a crow griffin named Blakk appears and sabotages the summit believing griffins are better off alone after the oppression goes too far. However, the attempt backfires and Blakk only succeeds in further criminating his people. Now with civil war on the verge, Celestia now must find a way to cool down all tempers and save the summit from dishastor.
 * 10) Tale of Potamia- A friendship mission is called to literally all the students in the school for a greater test that will prove each students' progress, as some including the Young Six, among most other students, fear that failure will result in being expelled, in no thanks to Gaster saying that as a mean-spirted joke that wasn't meant to be taken seriously. Now in thanks to it, the Inter-Racial 6 and other students ended up having their own conflict on how to settle a disbute between a tribe of Antelopes and Zebras over an arranged marrage agreement not being met when a prince and princess of each side didn't showed up, and only serve to leave the disbute on the path of civil war between the two.
 * 11) Tale of Applejack's Parents- Applejack's entire family is called for a friendship mission in a secret pony town where they discover to their joyous shock that it's the location of Pear Butter and Bright Mac in their middle-aged years. Overjoyed to finally meet their parents since their time travel adventure which indirectly allowed the Mane Six to be responsible for their own existence, the Lodgers are called in. However, they discovered that the town they're in is under new management by a greedy pony in the form of an ex-Genesis scientist named Fla'vour Le Ripe, who has been looking to force the Apple parents to reveil their apple and pear secrets for ages since before the disbanding of Genesis, but since the disbandsion, now Fla'vour is free to start his own produce company and create the ultamate fruit through the many food-themed farmers he has welcomed into the town he used Genesis money to found, intending to never let them leave as now they would work for him. Now, with the Apple Clan present, Fla'vour has entered that state of ca-ching empithenmy in now he would have the entire Apple Family under his control and uncover more secrets, even the Zap Apples which would be added into his ultamate fruit plans, so to ensure they can't leave, his genecticly modifived Mandrakes that make screams that never harm him or his army of corn people, akin to that of the ones in Maize, but can be painful to those that try to leave his town. Now the Lodgers must expose his plan, only to discover it to be tougher than they expected.
 * 12) Tale of the Guardians- (TBA by MSM...)

Backwater's Plan
Weathering Shores
 * Backwater:... For a moment, I thought you all weren't going to show.
 * Neighsay: Oh yee of little faith, your too quick to doubt. If I am to prove how dangerous Princess Twilight's ideas are, then I must do it without being, "too mean" to non-ponies, as the immature would say. So I would advise you do not provoke me.
 * Jackasso: Revoke you from-a what?
 * Backwater:......
 * Neighsay: You must excuse him. He's an idiot.
 * Backwater:... As clear as the brightest day on a chrystail clear ocean. Now, you remember the plan?
 * Neighsay: Of course! This is all to help you get Novo off the throne and replaced with her ex, AND to ensure that the Princess takes much of the blame.
 * Bullshitton: How we gon do that?
 * Backwater: "Well, luckly for you all, your not the only aide I had required, which was in case if you were too xenophobic to be of prober use. (Svengallop, Wind Rider, Gladmane, Mc'Scam and his two cohorts showed up."
 * Neighsay: ".... Gallop."
 * Svengallop: "..... Sayer."
 * Backwater: "Oh, how quint. You know eachother."
 * Neighsay: "He's pretty much amongst the rest of those actselly worthy of the Black Stallian Asylum."
 * Svengallop: "Tch, your one to talk. I actselly hear talk that you make me look like a nice guy and that I have been out-high-and-mightyed by you! The closet worthy contender was my brother! But honestly, your both pricks."
 * Neighsay: "Ugh! Look, I know they were meant to be incase I didn't lived up to my word, but I did, so you do not need these charlatins around!"
 * Dirty: "WELL FUCK YOU TWO, PROFESSOR XENOPHOBE?!"
 * Big Brute: "Double for me."
 * Gladmane: "Now now, gentlecolts.... And, donkey, sea pony, and bull. We may all have our differiations, but deep down, we share the commen goal, and a radical dislike for six or 7 certain mares, and their little dragon errand boy too! We all done want to get even with those six mares that I do declare are respondsable for our misfortunates."
 * Neighsay: "But our reasons are different! Unlike you bunch who had less then desireable reasonings behind your desires for revenge, I actselly have a nobler goal for all this!"
 * Gladmane: "Well, problem is, Twilight made sure that your idea of a noble goal, ehhh, it ain't really so, universeal-like."
 * Neighsay: "Hence why I want to change that! By proven my point, I would get the REAL E.E.A. back in order and disban the insulting mess my brother Yaysay buildt in it's place?!"
 * Svengallop: "Oh, you have brother issues too? Been there, done that more then I ever wanted to."
 * Gladmane: "Point being gentlecolts..... And non-ponies...... We may have a different end-goal in mind, but let's remember what should be the start of a bond over a commen enemy.... The afformentioned 7 Mares and their dragon."
 * Neighsay: "...... Perhaps a comtemporary allience with the likes of you louts is worth seeing my ambitions through."
 * Backwater: "AHEM?! (Gets everyone's attention).... If I may interupt your little tea-party, and oh, speaking of parties, I do recall one that gives the perfect means of penitraightion to the pearl.... It is cowinsidently the time of the Birthday of a little snot-nose brat named Sea Popsy or whatever, and the Mane 7, plus the famed Lougers, are invited as guests."
 * Wind Rider: "Well bring it on! I always wanted to fight a Hippogriff! I hear talk that, they really like to fight!"
 * Backwater: "..... Trust me, you don't want that, espeically with Corono back. And alas, keep in mind that Sea Popo or what of it, is a seapony, not a Hippogriff. That means.... The celebration, takes place, underwater."
 * Gladmane: "..... Well, I do have to say, I'm afraid we are in a bit of a dilemma indeed. Cause, well it's obvious we don't have an ability to enter them waterways like those mares do."
 * Neighsay: "Begrudingly, I have to concure. How can you expect us to seek out this pearl if it is underwater?"
 * Backwater: "Oh come now, gentlemen, did you really think I wouldn't plan for that? (Claps his fin-hooves, as two shark-men bring in a captured Apolune and Grime while seperated from her trident)."
 * Apolune: ".... I don't know who you all are, but as protecter of the Capicorn People, I do NOT appresiate this treachery?!"
 * Neighsay: ".... How, did you managed to capture THE Capricorn Protecter?!"
 * Backwater: "Tis was easy. She was close to Novo, so, I asked Novo's Ex to make her believe that he wants to talk about redemption, and she bought it like a fish to a hook!"
 * Bullshiton: "(Laughs stupidly) Wow, that's stupid! (Gaffaws!)"
 * Apolune: "..... Why, did you make Tidecaller do that?"
 * Backwater: "Well simple. Like what you were once were, he was an outcast. Rejected by socity because of his role in having Novo usurped Corono of her now since regained title. Because he couldn't forgive Novo, Aybisswish really gave him a fickle reward for his dedication! And now..... I am the closest he has to a real friend in this sad, miserable world."
 * Apolune: ".... You're using him."
 * Backwater: "(Laughs darkly), Using him? My dear, he pretty much willingly lead you to a trap and-"
 * Apolune: "I'm no clownfish. You gave him the promise of companionship and a chance to get back to power in return to undying obedience! That was no different when how the Typhoon King did things?!"
 * Backwater: "But one, teeny tiny difference. Unlike that blitering sea monkey, I actselly intend to live up to my promise, AND I am not held back by the closest skeleton, of being wildly incompident?! And, I don't aim to take over the world after all is said and done.... I, only want that idiot wrench Novo, out of the throwne for Sea Ponies!"
 * Apolune: "Well what did kidnapping me accomplished?"
 * Backwater: ".... Simple.... Your going to grant some land-lubbers the gift of being sea ponies.... Or, in the case of the Jackass and the Retarded Cow, a sea donkey and a bull shark."
 * Apolune: "And why should I waste magic on your ilk?"
 * Backwater: "Glad you asked..... I asked some old friends to bring in someone you cared for here. (The Capricorn Queen was seen dragged in by some mythic pirates as Captain Blackbeak returned.)"
 * Apolune gasped!
 * Apolune: "Aunt Capris?!"
 * Backwater: "The choice is yours, "Capricorn Protecter"...... Either give my assusiates the power to breath in the sea..... Or Blackbeak will get a replacement figurehead for his boat afterall, cause you still owe him one when you basicly freed the one you originally allowed him to have!"
 * Queen Capris: "Apolune, please, don't worry for me! Don't bow into the demands of this snake!"
 * Backwater angerly hissed at that!
 * Backwater: "YOU BE SILENT?! (Back to Apolune) I mean it, you water goat?! Give me what I want, or so help me, I'll give Blackbeak advice on how to make his future figurehead, VERY MUCH MORE SILENT?!"
 * Grime: "Ya know, if I wasn't tied to a ball again, I'd tentcale-kick your ass for that?!"
 * Backwater: "My paitence, is, wearing, THIN?!"

(Stealing the Pearl of Transformation, Coming soon...)

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