The REAL Best Night Ever

The REAL Best Night Ever is the 15th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Celestia and Luna decide to throw another Grand Galloping Gala and have it be an all-fun occasion for everyone, they invite all Equestians, the Lodgers and Kairi to join in while Taiku and his friends spend time with Spyro, Sparx and Kairi since Taiku dubbed them the new members of his gang of friends back in Fluttershy's First Easter. However, things don't go as planned when the rude Dragon Teens and their Leader Garble from Season 2 and the Diamond Dogs from Season 1 are simple henchmen hired by Dr. Nefarious to invade the palace, crash the party and finally make Kairi his queen while taking over an entire nation and proving to Malefor and his Non-Darkspawn father that he is 10 times the Darkspawn Lord he is in the progress. He is also secretly alliened to Prince Blueblood, who appears to be jealious of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood and has Nefarious make a machine capable of wing transplant as well as apeaseing the wishes of his cohorts, Griff, a tough richmen griffin who has a jerky outlook on life who wants to get back pony slaves for his family ever since Pony Slavery became illegal, and Gob, a member of a goblin tribe once dominate of the area that is now Manehatten and wants the city toren down and the land to be given back to the goblins. Only the Lodgers, The Mane 6, Spike, Taiku, Alice, The Celestial Sisters, Shining, Cadance and the MU Gang can save her. Plus, the new bearers of the Original Elements of Harmony are finally chosen: Helping Hooves (Guidence), Sincere Funtime (Sincerity), Kindheart (Compassion), Twilight's Celestia-worshipping cousin Midnight Fate (Faith), and of all the ponies in Equestria, none other then Lightning Dust (Courage), who explains that she wanted to be a Wonderbolt of extreme measures because a dead childhood friend Daisy Beds, who wanted to be a Wonderbolt, but caught a rare wing disease, as well as other personal childhood tragies and having a famed Wonderbolt grandfather who died from a dishaster, must stand up to this. Now, Lighting will have to overcome negitive feelings for Rainbow Dash while ensuring Kairi's rescue and comuppence is on Team Nefarious and a treacherious prince?

The Mane 6 do their celebrations all over again. This time...
 * Twilight will speak for Celestia at the Gala
 * Pinkie will be the DJ and she will set up the party decorations.
 * Rainbow Dash will be joining in an act with the Wonderbolts.
 * Fluttershy will try making friends with the scared animals again, this time the best she can.
 * Applejack will be given a bigger stall to get ponies' attention to her products.
 * Rarity encounters Prince Blueblood, and is still angry at him for his disgusting behavior. But Blueblood has a secret that intents to make him the new ruler of Equestia with 2 cohorts and a secret allience with Nefarious himself about anonimus funding of a machine capable of wing transplant, implying this involves Blueblood's newfound jealiousy for Twilight.

Fan-made Transcript
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Chapter 1: Preparing for the New Grand Galloping Gala/Evil that looms and waits.
Deviant Art- Taiku's Dressing Room
 * A film began with grandiose music as slow-motion footage of Taiku was shown on screen; while a stereotypical documentary voice-over began to speak.
 * Documentary Narratior: Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon. You know him as the wacky irresistable savior and protector of Andalasia in Dragonfire92379's NeverEnding Story Series. Princess Bloom of Domino's dragon, protecter and best friend, Haku's younger brother, Alice Gehabich's oc boyfriend, a close friend to Princess Kairi of Radiant Garden and certain members of Scroopfan's famed Shell Louge Squad. And the star of Dragonfire's many other devilant art fanfictions. But how much do you really know about this courageous adventurer and fun-seeker? Join us now as we take you: BEHIND THE LEGEND!
 * Taiku is seen watching his documentary and pauses it as he turns to the audience.
 * Taiku: "Oh, i didn't seen you there... If you could pardon my post-modernisum."
 * Canned Laughter.
 * Taiku: Thank you, thank you. So right about now you guys are proabley wondering how did someone like me end up becoming a fanmake superstar of Tman's devilant art account? I don't have a clue either!
 * Canned laughter.
 * Taiku: "But seriously, i do have some justofication for that. You see, it was sometime after my involvement of certain Spongebob and Friends Cronicles episodes, "Magic University" and "Fluttershy's First Easter", i was called in by my creator, Tman. Well you see, ever since the big boss himself desided to offitcally change the series by the start of Season 14 involving Kairi, of which i am not gonna blab more about to avoid spoilers, wink wink, he brought me over day for a big job."
 * Taiku then shows the audience his first appearence in The NeverEnding Story With A Twist Poster as he continued explaining
 * Taiku: "I appeared in a, rather strange Lord of the rings, The modern Hobbit, and the Neverending story parody, and the catch is, it's with a twist which was an amazing sucess. then follows, alot more pieces of work (Various other posters of Tman's appeared.) What can i say? Tman is addicted to me. But anyway, i bet your wondering? What was my history like? Did he always had a glamorious, wonderful life? ...... I have to be honest, i did not."
 * Caned Audience gasped.
 * Taiku: But I rather not talk about it. Let's talk about what happened after my hardships. I bet your wondering? What are you doing with me when your in an episode about the Gala Season 2 has been talking about for some time since "Beautiful and Dangerous"? You know, that episode about two chamed attractive thiefs the lougers had to beat? That is a good question... Remember in some episodes of Both original and Cronicles series, sometimes they would have a Narrator of the week to show you the story? Well, guess who's this week's episode's narrator?
 * Arrows point to Taiku as a canned audience cheer is heard.
 * Taiku: Thank you! Thank you. Now I about to tell you this story which littary made the front page of the headlines. (Shows a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan!")
 * Taiku: "I bet your filled with Questions like, "What's Lightning Dust, a few ponies you don't know, Midnight Fate, and Prince Blueblood doing here? Who's the other near Oc Clones of Phil and Mushu with Lightning Dust along with that little green sprite? and more impourently, what did Ne-dork-ious do this time?" Well, i am gonna answer all that, and more."
 * The Canned Audience chuckled a pit.
 * Taiku: And It wasn't long ago in fact. You see, it all started when everyone was excited about the forementioned Gala when it was still in the progress of being prepared...

Ponyville. (This, interesting verson of Bibbdi Bobbidi Boo plays as a Rock and Roll Colt band appears from nowhere by Discord magic, while Twilight did the transformation spell on both the mice into horses and apple into carrage).
 * Pinkie is seen cheering and bouncing around.
 * Taiku (Narraiting): Everyone was really excited that the Gala was almost upon us. Pinkie Pie most of all.
 * The lougers are seen with the Mane 6.
 * Pinkie gets excited to the point she begins to throw confeti everywhere!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, Miss Pinkie, the Gala is still a few days away before the offitcal time of the party and already your exploding with anpisitation i expect?"
 * Pinkie: "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Gilda: "Ahh dang it! Pinkie owes me a hearing aid... Maybe."
 * Pinkie becomes concern with what Gilda saids and brings out a Megaphone.
 * Pinkie (into Megaphone): "CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?!"
 * Echos repeat "Me" for a few times before fading.
 * Gilda gets annoyed.
 * Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yes, i can hear you screaming to a mega phone. My earholes are not bleeding right now. Thanks."
 * Pinkie: "Okie Doklie Lokie, Gilda."
 * Gilda starts to get frustracted with Pinkie's antics!
 * Viper: "Gilda, remember your breathing exsirizes."
 * Po: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep track of one princess of heart and get a purple dragon into kung fu fighting shape. We can't waste time trying to keep you from causing Pink Pony Massicure.
 * Viper: "Now, breath in."
 * Gilda breaths in.
 * Viper: "Breath out."
 * Gilda breaths out.
 * Viper: "Fell better?"
 * Gilda: "Alittle."
 * Rarity: "I am looking forword to find out who the new elements of harmony for the lost original elements are. I'm so excited and filled with Pinkie Pie-like glee!"
 * Icky: "So Rares, you said you were gonna make Gala clothing for us?"
 * Rarity: "Oh, i almost dreadfully forgotten. Thank you for our timely inquriy Ickerious."
 * Rarity brings out alot of bags.
 * Po: "Wow, that's alot of bags."
 * Rarity: "Your gonna love your outfits for the Gala. Like my friends, i made them based on your personallies and quirks."
 * Gilda: "Ya better not made me frou-frouy!"
 * Rarity: "Oh, worry not my dear Griffin, i figured you wouldn't be thr frou-frou time in light of your tomboyish behavior, not meaning to afraid with the use of the word mind you."
 * Icky: "So our Gala get-up is based on our personalies and quirks huh? I hope it isn't too over-the-top like that episode where Hoity-Toity appeared."
 * Spongebob: And more importantly those three villain teams better think twice before planning to crash the party.
 * Po: I hear ya Spongebob, cause The High Council's gonna be all eyes on them like hawks.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, Mang and the villain geek leage are still fudged and won't be freed until after this episode, and the Scourage for brains are still dealing with their annual rebelion problems, and Nefarious is most likely still bitching like a bitch on how his virus failed him in the Omicon episode."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk assuming anything won't happen none of the less."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, the High Council is becoming surrealy demanding on the villain teams ever since this habit of crashing of fun times started. They're less likely to be stupid like that."
 * Skipper: "But still, that isn't an exquse that we can't be on our toes."
 * Rico nods and littaly stand on his toes!
 * Twilight: "Ok everyone, i am about to get the Carrage and Horse spell right this time!"
 * Boss Wolf: "This time?"
 * Rarity: "Let's just say the last attempt some time ago could've been, better."
 * Boy Sora: So all your studing from the Disney version of Cinderella is paying off huh?
 * Twilight: "Hopefully."
 * Fluttershy brought some mice over.
 * Fluttershy: "Twilight, are you sure you can get this right this time?"
 * Applejack: "Relax, Rarity made sure she didn't bring her cat out this time."
 * Twilight: "Ok, here goes nothing!"
 * Icky: This outta be good.
 * Sandy: "Let her rip, Twi."
 * Twilight: Allright here we go! Mistro!
 * (Twilight begins singing Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo)
 * Discord interupts the song!
 * Discord: "Sorry for the interuption, but if we're going to include this song, we'll do it MY way. HIT IT?!"

(A familiar song from Family guy plays)
 * Icky: "Wow..... That was unexpected."
 * Tai: Hey Discord that's smokin!
 * Discord was confused.
 * Discord: "A positive complament from someone NOT Fluttershy or Celestia in a good mood? Is such a thing possable? Normally, when i appear to do something random, it is met with a negitive respondse."
 * Twilight: "Your not familier with possitive opinions or respondses?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well he was once one of your enemies, so alchorse not!"
 * Discord: "Well, that and, even when i am reformed in a majority extent, I am still not 100% clear that ponies are starting to like me."
 * Spongebob: "Well depends, if they didn't like you, wouldn't you be run out of town by an angry mob by now?"
 * Discord: "Actselly, I'm also confused why that hasn't happen yet."
 * Applejack: "You got both the carrage and the horses right. The horses don't have mice faces and the carrage ain't just a giant apple."
 * Trixie: "We don't have to go home by midnight do we? Cause in the story, the horses and carrage turn back into mice and a pumpkin."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, my transformation spell is periment for as long as i see fit. But as for the Gala, well, it depends on how long the Gala lasts."
 * Trixie: "Well i hope it's long enough to give me enough time to razzle dazzle the rich Canterlotian folk with Trixie's incredable pazzazz!?"
 * Patrick: "But isn't that imapprobeate?"
 * Icky: "It's pazzazz, not penis Patrick, and Trixie's a chick, ya pink starfish dipshit!"
 * Squidward: "We could go without the cussing."
 * Spongebob: Yeah cause the Censor people are allready on us so far and let me, Patrick and Squidward tell you why thought song.
 * Icky: "Oh, like you know the Censors."
 * Spongebob: "Oh yeah, i know alot of Censors, espeically the most strictest censors of all, The FCC."

Cutaway Present Flashback Present Flashback Present The Present-Taiku's Dressing Room Ponyville Slideshow Back to the show. Slideshow Resumes Slideshow ends Taiku's room. Equestian Boarders. A room in Canterlot. Taiku's room Danville.
 * Twilight: "Wow, that escalated quickly."
 * Matt: Yeah. I'm surprise we made it this far with all the cursing and inaproppirate stuff Scroopfan threw at us.
 * Squidward: And I'm more surprised we dident get a lawsuit from the Censors cause this IS a kids show.
 * Iago: "I guess it's because Spongebob and Friends Adventures is a web series."
 * Rarity: "Well it's no exquse for any of us to have pottymouths."
 * Lord Shen: "Quite, now let's move on to a subject that matters to the episode."
 * Spike: "And speaking of that, I am looking forword to find out who the new element barers are."
 * Sandy: "Well, it has to whoever relects what the elements represent."
 * Patrick: "Well yeah.... What do those other elements represent again? I lost track."
 * Spyro: That my pink seastar friend would be the elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion, and the last one is Courage.
 * Twilight: Good memory Spyro.
 * Icky: "Yeah, we went through quite alot before we finally got around to who is the new elementeers ever since Celestia got them back from that Captain Sora Wannabe: Discovering Twilight's old history, A giant shark problem, the easter mishap, A cyberjurrasic park gone haywire, Spongebob almost forgetting who he is, Two attractive thiefs, An Attractive Pterodon, Gelotodrone, A 4th of July near dishater, Crane's crazy oil obcessed uncle, a planet of the kind of yours truely, a planet of super beings, the Omicron mess, Qui's plan gone backfire, and now, here we are."
 * Lord Shen: "We're not including the Star Wars Parody?"
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, that one was made more for fun, it doesn't count as an adventure."
 * Lord Shen: "Good point."
 * Twilight: Well, another thing is that Celestia wanted to do a few favors for us so we wouldn't screw everything up like last time. As a princess, I get to speak out for Celestia.
 * Rainbow Dash: And I get to perform with the Wonderbolts! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?
 * Applejack: Celestia was nice enough to rent me a bigger stall so I could get some more sales.
 * Fluttershy: I feel like trying again with those frightened animals again, but after what happened last time, I don't think the gardener will let me in there.
 * Twilight: Well, I had a chat with him, and convinced him to give you another chance. But the animals might be more scared of you after seeing how scary you were last time.
 * Fluttershy: (At the Gala) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Well, this time, I'll try and do the best I can to bond with them. No more traps, and no more yelling.
 * Pinkie: Celestia even let ME do most of the decorations for the Gala. I even get to be the DJ.
 * Rarity:...(Sighs)...
 * Applejack: Rarity? What's wrong, sugar-cube?
 * Rarity: Oh, nothing. It's just that...since the last Gala, I've been thinking about that god awful Blueblood.
 * Discord: Someone you know?
 * Rarity: Well, it's kind of a long story...
 * (Rarity): Before the last Gala, I wanted to be there and meet a charming and handsome stallion named Prince Blueblood. He seemed nice at first, but I found out the hard way that he wasn't THAT much of what I pictured him to be. He was in fact a complete jerk. He wasn't THAT much of a gentlecolt. He was rude, unsympathic, lazy, bossy, selfish, and absolutely stubborn. When he was about to give me a rose, he actually took it for himself. He expected ME to open a door for him, he used my shawl as a bridge so he wouldn't have to get himself dirty over a puddle, he expected ME to pay for his food, he insulted Applejack's food in front of her, and worst of all, HE USED ME AS A PONY SHIELD!!!
 * Blueblood: (Forrestfire101 parody) PONY SHIELD!!! (A cake splatters all over Rarity)
 * (Rarity): OOH!!! He was nothing but trouble! He's the highest form of jerk! I couldn't even believe I could fall for a pony like him!
 * Rarity: If I have to see HIM again, I swear to Celestia, I will throw a shit fit!
 * Applejack: Dad gum, girl, that's the first time I ever heard you cuss in a long time.
 * Rarity: "...... Pardon my unlady-like languise, but Blueblood is the one pony that makes me wish murder wasn't illegal."
 * Twilight: "Well, it is illegal, so, you are incredability out of luck."
 * Rarity: "But alchorse i won't let HIM prevent me from attending the most grandest of parties in Equestia, espiecailly that Celestia will sought to make them cater to our whims more. Who knows, maybe Blueblood would be too pride-hurt from what i did to get even to even show up, or maybe he'll defelupted a fear of me, or maybe he gotten eaten by a hydra at this point, or maybe he's in prison, or maybe he got sick and died from sickness, or poison, or-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "RARITY?!"
 * Rarity: Sorry. I went too far. But at least I...kind of...have someone who's better than him.
 * Iago: Pedo--
 * Rarity: (Dubbed as Miss Piggy) DON'T YOU DARE!!!
 * Iago: Well, I wouldn't think of it.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I get to meet up with the Wonderbolts again. Spitfire was beginning to consider me a legend after they saw how awesome I was back at Wonderbold Academy. Especially after I put that freak of nature Lightning Dust in her place. I sure hope that's the LAST time I ever see her in my life.
 * Taiku: Someone you know?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Does this require another flashback?
 * Discord: I suppose so, Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Alright, fine...
 * (Rainbow Dash): Lightning Dust was a student at Wonderbolt Academy. She was almost a lot like me. She was fast, she was determined, and she wanted to be a Wonderbolt desperately. She and I became not just partners, but a bit like friends. Spitfire chose her as the lead pony, which I didn't take at first. But then I realized that she wasn't fit for being a Wonderbolt at all. She liked to push herself to limits she could never accomplish. One exercise wounded my wing after I couldn't keep up with her, and one time, she used a tornado to clear up some clouds. But that tornado caused my friends to be blown across the sky like ragdolls. After I managed to save them, I consulted Spitfire about it, and I was thinking about quitting until she admitted that I was right. From then on, I took Lightning's place as lead pony.
 * Rainbow Dash: I didn't necessarily pay attention to what happened to LD after that. I assumed she was kicked out, and sent back home. But if you ask me, I'm GLAD she's gone.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, i know Lightning Dust is not a favored Pony to you,.but would it hurt if you had just talked to her about it? She would've been able to explain why she did that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Why should I? She almost had you and the others killed!
 * Applejack: Look, sugar-plum, I know she made a lot of bad choices, but that doesn't mean YOU have to. Twilight made the same mistake with Gary Skalesworth, and look what happened to him!
 * Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm not gonna discuss this any longer. I'm not seeing her again, and that's final.
 * Banzai (wispers): "No surprise Rainbow Dash is such a prideful bitch."
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Banzai: "I said Prideful B-"
 * Shenzi shoves Banzai.
 * Banzai: "Uh, i said uh, Prideful Fish?"
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...anyway, Rarity? Let's see our outfits for the Gala.
 * Lord Shen: I'd like to see the outfit you made for Kairi.
 * Rarity: "I prefer it when you get to try them on and see for yourselfs. Everyone to be Bontik!"
 * Icky: "Ok fine, but they better be worth it."
 * Taiku: So far the louge's preperation for the upcoming gala was progressing smoothly. But sorry for the interuption, i bet you really wanted to see the lougers in their gala attire right?
 * Canned Audience woot!
 * Taiku: "Oh don't worry, we'll get to that in good time. But first, how many of you think Rainbow Dash was alittle too harsh to Lightning Dust, even besides the fact Dusty did to alot of stupid things?" (The audience mumbles for a bit) Well, as it turns out, LD did that for a reason. But I won't bring about any spoilers, so you'll find out soon enough. And about Prince Blueblood? Do you think he'll have second thoughts on Rarity? (The audience mumbles again) Well, the truth is, he doesn't. But again, I can't reveal any spoilers, so it'll have to wait. So I guess we should get back to the story.
 * Taiku (Narrating): Anyway the lougers where both excited and nervous to see their gala attires, especally Kairi's dress.
 * Icky (inside a dress-up closet): "Ok, we're in the gala cloths. Now can we go outside?"
 * Rarity: "Just give me the oppertunity to place in the mirrors, then i'll signel you to come out." (She does that for a few seconds) Alright, you can come out now.
 * Lord Shen: (Comes out in a new black and red robe with a Yin-Yang symbol on the middle, along with some red streaks)...Well...how do I look--HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! (Sees himself in the mirror) Would you look at THIS? I look better than ever.
 * Boss Wolf: (Comes out with a dark blue robe with the wolves' symbol on the middle with some white streaks)...I gotta admit, I look rather...dashing.
 * Sandy: (In a Western-themed outfit with skinny jeans, brown boots, a shirt that matches her purple swimsuit, and a white vest) Yee-hoo! I feel like a newborn legend in THIS outfit.
 * Private: (In a dark pink tuxedo with a Lunacorn imprint on the left side, along with a rainbow streak)...(Laughs) This makes me feel like one of you. (Presses a button on his suit)
 * Lunacorn Voice: "I call laughter 'tickle music' (Giggle)"
 * Skipper: (In a green-camouflage tuxedo with a fake military badge on it) Oh, how dandy! But Ooh-la-la, do I look like a commander, or what?
 * Rarity: "Thanks, it took me alot of time looking up your quirks and personallies on the internet."
 * Spongebob comes out, and is wearing a more sofisicated verson of his usual pants, resembling a box texsido, and boots resembling his "Krusty Krab 2 Mangier" dream boots.
 * Spongebob: "Well, do i look like a stud."
 * Patrick: (Comes out with green tuxedo with purple flowers on it)...I'm also wearing a more formal version of my Goofy Goober Peanut Party Underpants. Wanna see?
 * Everyone: NO!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with 2 dollar signs on each side, along with penny buttons) I wonder how much this suit is worth.
 * Kowalski: (Has a hairstyle like Albert Einstien's, along with a white tuxedo with the words 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' on it) Wow! That is AMAZING!!! It even has it's own theme music. (Presses a button, and the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song plays until Skipper turns it off)
 * Skipper: I don't wanna hear THAT piece of crap, thank you very much.
 * Private: I don't exactly know what Rico is gonna look like, but I sure hope Rarity did her best to make it count.
 * Rarity: "It was, a challnage to make a, "chaotic" formal wear for Rico, so first, i made a nomral Texsido, and i did alot of things to it, i had it shredded by Opal, i ripped the faberics, i burned it,  i even shot it a few times with my antick silencer pistel!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You own a gun?"
 * Rarity: Well, for self-defense, yes. Especially after what happened with those Diamonds Dogs.
 * Rico: (Comes out with the beat-up tuxedo blabbering) PARTYYY!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE FLIM-FLAM?!?
 * Alex: (Comes in with a tuxedo with the initials 'NY' on it) Neat.
 * Marty: (Comes out in a black tuxedo and black pants with the part on his butt that was bitten by Alex saying 'Don't slap me here, ladies.') This outfit is crack-a-lackie!
 * Melman: (Comes out in a doctor's outfit) Wow, I seem to have great taste.
 * Gloria: (Comes out in a dress with a heart with 'M+G' on it) Yall' got it goin' on.
 * Shenzi: (Comes out with a blood-red dress with the words 'Chow Down' on it') I sure ain't used to wearin' a dress as much as the next hyena, but I do like it.
 * Banzai: (Comes out wearing sunglasses, and a blood-red tuxedo with the same words on it) I tell you what, dudette, we do have nice taste. (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)
 * Ed: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, and chuckles wildly)
 * Spongebob: "Ok, let's see what Icky looks like."
 * Icky: (Comes out, and he looks like Nostalgia Critic)...What the junk is this outfit? The hell why i am dressed like the Nostalgia Critic?
 * Rarity: Well...you pick up a few things when you're on the Internet. He kinda reminded me of you, so, yeah.
 * Icky: Oh, he reminded you of me, huh? Well, I certainly feel like him now that I'm in this attire. What's next, are you gonna dress my sister, Yucky, up like Nostalgia Chick? I feel like a fucking dork in these clothes!
 * SpongeBob: (He and Sandy start laughing)
 * Icky: Oh, oh so you two think this is funny?
 * Skipper: (Laughs) Do you think you can act like him? That would be hilarious!
 * Icky: No way! There's no way I'm gonna possibly--
 * Skipper: Bat Credit Card.
 * Icky: A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? (Runs around Ponyville screaming dubbed as Kowalski while ponies notice him)
 * Kolwalski: "Well, on the pluside, he didn't pull out a gun and started to shoot randomly in the air."
 * Icky's voice: "MAINLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE?!"
 * Icky eventally came back running as he crashed into the wall.
 * Icky got up, and brushed himself off.
 * Icky: "Continue."
 * Spongebob: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Tai: Yhat would be me, Kari and the other Digidestined. (Comes out wearing golden armor with a symbol of his Crest of Courage on it, a flowing red cape, a light crew wast cape with a golden crown with the crest of courage on it and also has a sheild with the crest on it and Excalibur from Quest for Camelot with him) Don't I look ravashing?
 * Agumon: (Wearing a fire-colored robe) Well, it's not every day you see a Digimon in clothes.
 * Mimi: Well, at least I totally beat you by 99.95%. (Is wearing a beautiful princess' dress that is nothing like her other one. Instead, this one is glittering blue, the bottom part is translucent and sparkly, the middle area is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, her hat is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, but is not glittery, she is wearing glass slippers, and she is wearing diamond jewelery. The dress also has the Crest of Sincerity symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaw drops out of his sockets along with his tongue)
 * Banzai: SWEET JESUS!!!
 * Rarity: Yup. (Kisses her own hoof) Magnifique!
 * Palmon: (In a green dress with leaves imprinted on it) Well, at least this matches my leaves.
 * Mr. Krabs: "So Squidward, what's your Gala outfit?"
 * Squidward (behind the certain): I'll be right out in a minute.
 * Icky: "Typical Drama king Squidward."
 * Sam: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo with a freelance police symbol on it) Well, I have to admit, Rarity's fashion looks pretty good on me.
 * Max: Yeah. (Comes out wearing the same tuxedo) I feel like a million bucks in this suit.
 * Spyro: (Comes out wearing a dark purple tuxedo with an orange, blue, yellow, and green swirl in the back and middle, which represents his elemental powers) I haven't worn clothes that much, but the only stuff I had worn in my life was that armor in that Dawn of the Dragon game. What about you, Cynder?
 * Cynder: (Comes out wearing a black dress with the same kind of swirl, except it swirls in dark red, shadow black, white, and light green) Well, I do like the design, I even like how the swirls represent our distinctive elemental powers.
 * Sparx: (Comes out wearing a dark yellow tuxedo) I must ask you this, Rarity. How were you able to make a tuxedo THIS small?
 * Rarity: Well, I had to make it normal size, and I had to shrink it down to your size with my magic.
 * Twilight: I never knew you knew a shrinking spell. I always thought you knew spells that were for fashion designing.
 * Rarity: Well, if you have to make clothing for someone as small as Sparx, you need to learn a few things.
 * Squidward: Well, I'm ready. (Comes out, and he's in a white tuxedo with a clarinet on it blurting musical notes on it. He is also wearing a white French painter's hat)...Do I look great or what?
 * Max: To be perfectly honest...yes.
 * Squidward: Well, it beats that dumb KK uniform Pearl gave to us.
 * Girl Sora: How about me? (Comes out wearing a similar dress to Mimi's, but is yellow-orange, with a translucent bottom encrested with jewels, the middle is orange with jewels encrested across the hole for the head, and she is wearing goldenrod-colored glass slippers. The symbol of the Crest of Love is on the dress.)
 * Mimi: Well, at least it doesn't beat MY looks.
 * Biomon: (Comes out wearing a purple dress encrested with fake plastic feathers) I gotta admit, this is the look for an avian Digimon like me.
 * Izzy: (Comes out wearing a dark-orange tuxedo with binary codes on it, as well as the Crest of Knowledge symbol.) Binary codes look pretty good. Isn't that right, Tentomon?
 * Tentomon: (Wearing a dark blue tuxedo with cyan blue electric bolts on it) Yeah. And as for me, it was pretty hard to get this on me since I'm an insect Digimon....Come to think of it, how does a winged bug EVER get any clothes on him?
 * T.K: (Comes out in a small dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Hope symbol on it) Wow. This is amazing.
 * Patamon: (Comes out in a little white tuxedo) Well, I don't know about you, but I think I look pretty cute in this outfit.
 * Matt: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Friendship symbol on it) Nice taste.
 * Gabumon: (Is wearing a dark blue tuxedo with tiny cyan blue spots on it) I agree.
 * Joe: (Comes out in a dark-blue tuxedo with the Crest of Reliability symbol on it) Well, I'm not saying I don't like it, but it seems a little bland. But I gotta give Rarity some credit, so it's great.
 * Gomamon: (Comes out in a dark gray tuxedo) I do look nice in this, don't I?
 * Tai: What about Kari and Gatomon?
 * Kari: I'll be out soon, Tai. Give me a minute. (She then comes out wearing a bright-yellow glittery dress with the Crest of Light symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaws drop even longer, and his eyes suddenly engorge) DAMN!!!
 * Tai:...Wow, sis, you look nice.
 * Kari: Thanks, Tai. Gatomon? You can come out now.
 * Gatomon: (Comes out in a cyan blue dress encrested with jewels) Do I look good?
 * Icky: Like a girl at prom night, yes.
 * Icky: "Any one left?"
 * (Taiku): You know, we should speed this up a bit, so we'll just show a slideshow of the rest of the Lodgers.
 * Kaa: (In a armholeless dark green tuxedo with the words 'Trust in me' on it)
 * Baloo: (In a black tuxedo with the words 'Bare Necessities' on it)
 * Bagheera: (In a black tuxedo) Nice.
 * Po: (In a dark brown robe with the Chinese words for 'Dragon Warrior' on it, also translated with the English words below it) Awesome!
 * Tigress: (In a red and white dress encrested with rubies)
 * Viper: (In a green armholeless dress with a dancer's theme, and is wearing jewelery)
 * Mantis: (Is wearing a small dark blue robe with the Chinese symbol on his back on it)
 * Monkey: (Is wearing a dark red robe)
 * Crane: (Is wearing a dark purple robe with a jewel-encrested hat)
 * Shifu:...I'm fine in my own attire.
 * Iago: (Is wearing a dark red tuxedo with a black tie, and encrested with golden jewels and buttons)
 * Mushu: (Wearing a black robe)
 * Sir Hiss: (Wearing a dark green version of his own attire, except with a yellow feather, and is encrested with diamonds)
 * Brandy: (Wearing a dress similar to the one in 'What Price Dignity (Cheap)', except it is dark purple, and is glittery) Wow!
 * Mr. Whiskers: (In a black tuxedo with a red tie, and he has smooth hair on his head)
 * Lola: (Wearing a blue dress with glitter and encrested with sapphires)
 * Ed Otter: (In a dark-blue tuxedo which is shiny, smooth, and regal)
 * Max Cat: (In a black tuxedo with shark-skin boots and a gray tie)
 * Fidget: (In a gray tuxedo with the words 'I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood' on it)
 * Mr. Dodo: (In a dull purple tuxedo with a black tie) By Jove! I look nice!
 * Tweedle-Dee/Dum: (Both are wearing Red tuxedoes with the words 'Dee' and 'Dum' on them, as well as formal black hats)
 * March Hare: (Wearing a dark-red tuxedo with a teacup on it with the words 'Happy Unbirthday' on it.) This makes me feel like a dude.
 * Mad Hatter: (In a dark green tuxedo with golden buttons, a red tie, a checkered undershirt, and his original hat) Oh my!
 * Dorm Mouse: (In a small dark-blue tuxedo with stars on them) Nice.
 * White Rabbit: (Wearing a formal red tuxedo with a clock on it) Oh my fur and whiskers! This looks pretty nice.
 * Bill: (In a dark gray tuxedo with a black hat)
 * (Taiku): "And Gilda and Trixie you asked? Well, it's a funny one actselly. And if your wondering why the other lougers like Lefrou and Si and Am ain't here? Well, Msm and Tamn have yet to recinised them. Also, they have familier matters like Familiy reunions to attend too and had to be asint. Creeper, Djon, and Pain and Panic are here though."
 * Pain and Panic are wearing regel looking greek attire.
 * Creeper looks like a british king.
 * Djon is wearing a recolor of that sultan outfit from the Ducktales movie.
 * (Taiku): "Ok, NOW Trixie and Gilda."
 * Trixie came out is wearing a regelised verson of her usual cape and hat.
 * Trixie: "Now Trixie the The Great, Regel, AND Powerful Trixie."
 * Icky: "High-horse rider much?"
 * Trixie: "How about you, Gilda? Do you share the fabulious nature of the rest of us?"
 * Gilda: I...I don't know.
 * Rainbow Dash: Aw, c'mon, Gild. I'm sure it's not THAT embarassing.
 * Gilda:...Alright...(Comes out, and is wearing a red-orange feathered dress, a red cape, and a dark red feathered hat)...How do I look?
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs) Oh my God, THAT is so hilarious! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: Tai!
 * Tai: (Scoffs) Sorry, Twi, it's just--...(Laughs)...(Holds it in)
 * Rarity: Well, I apparently didn't have any idea what Gilda was like even after I first saw her at that party she raged at, but since she is angry a lot, I decided red would be a good choice for a color. I even added a few red feathers to it.
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs hysterically) Oh, God, I just can't...(Laughs) I'm sorry!
 * Twilight: Don't mind Tai, Gilda. You look nice.
 * Gilda: "Well, at least it's not frou-frouy."
 * Spongebob: Ok there's just a veiw people left.
 * Icky: "But Taiku in the narration said the other lougers like Lefrou and the Siamiese Cats are absint cause of family matters."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, yeese off of the post modern stuff dude, that makes people freak out."
 * Spongebob: Ok then where are Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman?
 * Pinkie: "We already did them when Msm was writing."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, that goes for you too, Pinkie queen of the forth wall Pie!"
 * Pinkie: Sorry.
 * (Taiku) Now for the rest of the Lodge.
 * Thundera: (Is in a regal dark green dress with weather-themed additions)
 * Dr. Cockroach: (In a dark-blue tuxedo with a cockroach on it)
 * Missing Link: (In a dark-green robe)
 * B.O.B:...I can't really wear clothes since I'm...well...gelatinous.
 * Lucky Jack: (In a Western attire with a fire-red shirt, a black vest, and dark blue pants) WHOO! I look downright nice in these jeans.
 * Batty: (Comes out in a silver-colored tuxedo)...Whoa...nice. (BZZAT!)
 * Miguel: (Comes out in a dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons and encrested with jewels)
 * Tulio: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, except it is dark-blue)
 * Devon: (He and Cornwall are in a black tuxedo with two head holes, and golden buttons) Well, I guess clothes doesn't hold us back THAT much. Not like Cornwall, who has such a short neck. (Cornwall grabs his nose)
 * Cornwall: How 'bout holdin' your breath?
 * Phil: (In a dark-brown tuxedo with a black tie and shoulder plates)
 * Trigger: (He and Nutzy are in dark-blue robes)
 * Dodger: (Wearing sunglasses, and a dark blue scarf, and a gray suit)
 * Rita: (In a small white glittering dress)
 * Francis: (Wearing a dark-brown suit)
 * Einstien: (Wearing a dark-blue suit)
 * Tito: (Wearing a dark-orange suit with black spots) Hey, check it out, man! I look like a million bucks. (Chuckles) What do you think, Frankie?
 * Francis: For the last time, it's FRANCIS!!!!
 * Tito: Okay, what do you think, FRAN-CIS?
 * Francis: To be honest, I think you look like a kitten.
 * Tito: Oh, what do you know, ya' melodramatic jerk?
 * Merlin: (In a more formal version of his robe and hat)
 * Thief: (In a formal version of his robes) ("Is it just me, or do I look more like Jafar in his pedophile-like disguise? Seriously, it makes him look like a dork.)
 * Pinkie: Oh, don't worry about it, you look great.
 * Savio: (In a dark-green armholeless robe)
 * Shrek: (In the same clothes he wore as a human in Shrek 2, only big enough for him)
 * Donkey: (In a black tuxedo with a black tie) WHOO, this is better than when I was a stallion.
 * Puss in Boots: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo and wearing his usual cape, boots, and hat)
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess that's everybody.
 * Rarity: Not quite, I have saved the best for last.
 * Icky: "Who's the last guy?"
 * Tigress: She meant Kairi's dress, Icky.
 * Icky: "DAAAHHH! AND I JUST CALLED KAIRI A GUY! I'M STUPID! STUPID STUPID, (Mimics something like this from The critic's review on Battlefield Earth)
 * Twilight: "....... What just happened?"
 * Rarity: "See, like i said, it suits him just fine."
 * (Taiku): "Try not to mind that folks, it seemed that icky was about to cuss alot, so i had to fast forword. Anyway, onto the Kairi's dress."
 * We now see a certain which Rarity is about to pull.
 * Rarity: "And now, dear friends. May I present, the princess of all gala attire!"
 * Cynder: "Ok, let's see it."
 * Rarity: With pleasre (Pulls the certain)
 * Kairi is seen in Princess-like attire and everyone was stunned.
 * Icky:...(His jaw drops even farther than ever, and his eyes cartoonishly pop out of their sockets, and fall to the ground, and stare at Kairi) DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FINE SEXY BODY!!!
 * Lord Shen: Prehistoric one, if you talk about Kairi's body one more time, I'll rip every feather off of your body, and throw you into the Canterlot public for 'everypony' to see!
 * Icky:...Got it.
 * Kairi: "Oh come on Uncle, you know Icky was just giving a complament."
 * Lord Shen: "I am just making sure he's careful on how he makes his complaments."
 * Spongebob: "Well, i think we're done with the dress look ats. Cause we already know about the Main 6's gala dresses awhile back, and Twilight is gonna wear her princess outfit since it accomindates Twilight's Alicorn wings."
 * Rarity: "Alchorse, i forgot about that issue. What ever did happened to that dress Twilight?"
 * Twilight: "Oh, i hope you don't mind, but, i gave it to my cousin Midnight Fate. She really seemed to like it."
 * Rarity: "Well to be fair, i didn't made it with the appearent possability you became an Alicorn in mind, but it's obviously for the best, i mean, better then for that marvelious dress to retire and collet dust. Bygones be bygones."
 * Lord Shen: "Well everyone, it's time we head for Canterlot and further help with final preperations for the big night."
 * Taiku: "Things were clearly going nice...... But sadly, as your clearly aware from the summery, things were to eventally go south.... Way, way, way, south."
 * A Guard outpost is seen on the boarders, as guards are seen protrolling the paths with huge fire cauldrons, meant to serve as early warnings of possable attack.
 * One guard is seen protroling one area of the fire Cauldron. Suddenly, he was smacked upside the head by a Raven, a near simular recolor of Maleficent's raven Dilabo. The smack made the guard lose his helmet.
 * The Raven lands on a flag pole, and looks at the confused guard.
 * The Guard is confused by this weirdness.
 * The Raven cawed!
 * The Guard: "The heck?"
 * Suddenly, a hook snagged the side of a huge wood wall.
 * Being a unicorn, the guard teleported to investigate, and see the hook. he looks over the edge, and see, more grabbling hooks about to get to the fence!
 * The Guard panics!
 * The Guard: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! LIGHT THE SIGNEL!"
 * Suddenly, from the post, burst out Fido, Spot, Rover, Garble and the dragon teens.
 * Spot: "Here pony, pony, pony!"
 * Garble: "Yeah, we don't bite.... We just punch!"
 * Guard gasps! He quickly got to the ladder before the brute teen dragon destroys it, and before Fido could grabbed him!
 * Fido: "You can't escaped us, pony?!"
 * The Guard got to the fire cauldron, suddenly, a shaodw appeared. It was NOS-4-A2, a member of team nefarious and part of the "Emperor Zurg" portion. he roared menicingly at the Guard, who was parlised in fear.
 * Then, more shadows appeared. It was Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, Zig-Zag, and Emperor Zurg himself.
 * The Guard tries to ignit the flames, but he was disabled by Warp Darkmatter.
 * Warp: "Don't even try it, you girlly pony."
 * The Guard is in horror as other team nefarious members began to destroy the cauldrons.
 * Guard: "No.... Now all of Equestia doesn't know your here."
 * Dr. Nefarious grabs an Equestian flag, forms a magic fire ball thanks to his Darkspawn herritage, and destroys the cauldron, then burns the flag.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "All according to plan."
 * The Raven leaves the seen.
 * The same Raven arrives in it, to a silluetted figure.
 * ???: "Has the good doctor disabled the defences?"
 * The Raven nodded yes.
 * ???: "(Chuckles), Exsellent. I would like to see the fool that would dare interupt my plans.... (Chuckles quietly.)
 * Taiku: Now, I bet you guys are wondering what started Nefarious' latest goal to get to Kairi and why does that involve Blueblood, the silluetted figure you just saw? Oops! Unintended Spoiler! Is it not too late to ask you guys to pretend you didn't hear that?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "It's ok Taiku, they kinda already know from the Summery, it's no secret."
 * Taiku: So is it all right if I just told them how Nefarious began that scheme of his regarding Blueblood in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Oh, by all means, mainly cause Tman wants to make it happen."
 * Taiku: Right, Cause Halloween's coming up and my attendence will be needed in Dragonfire's Treehouse of Horror Fanmake and Tman wants to make finnishing this episode earily before then. (Clears Throat) Anyway as I was saying, I bet your wondering what started Nefarious' latest attempt to get Kairi by getting Blueblood involved in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Well now that i think about, i am curious of this sudden plot change."
 * Taiku: Oh and dont worry about that, Scroopfan, when we get to the badguys making their move in very good time, Bueblood's gonna wish he never descided to fall victim to the deceit of evil, plan what he pulled untill Nefarious double crosses him and pick his "friends" more carefully. But it is kinda concerning Team Nefarious got in without notice right? Didn't anyone became aware of what they're up too, if not The Celestial Sisters, nor even the lougers? Let's find out. (Checks the script) Oh, ok. (Clears throat again) Before we can know about Nefarious' intentions, let's save that for later cause luckely, the incident at the Equestria Boarders didn't go unoticed cause the Celestial Sisters and the louge are still busy preparing for the gala. It started in Danville.
 * Perry appeared near a tree.
 * When no one was looking, he put on his hat, pulled on a branch which was a lever which opened a hole to his HQ and goes inside.
 * Perry goes to his screen and Major Monogram appears.
 * Major Monogram: Morning Agent P. We have a serious situation regarding that Villain Team Doofenzmirtz is running with.
 * Then Rachet and Clank appear along with Buzz Lightyear via hologrophic projection.
 * Major Mongram: "Would you boys care to do the honors of filling in what's going on?"
 * Rachet: With pleasure (Shows Perry a holographic projection of the incident at the Equestria Boarders)
 * Buzz: "As you can see, your nemisis Doofinshirts, My mortal Enemy Zurg and the Local nutcase Nefarious, as well as the rest of Team Nefarious have did something we didn't expected."
 * Major Monogram: You can't begin to inmagine how dangerous Nefarious is getting.
 * Clank: And according do our spying technology, I think we know what Team Nefarious is up too this time.
 * Buzz: "They have an annumimous benufacter funding them for a secret project involving a strange, yet to be identifived machine."
 * Clank: "Whatever it is, it could most assuringly be used for malcontent."
 * Major Monogram: "It would be too risky to directly warn the lougers, cause this benufacter may be near and wanr Nefarious to become desperate and pull a desperate plan. We have no choice but to play a waiting game and let Nefarious think he has the uper hand. In the meantime, once they leave the boarder camp you, the Space Rangers and Rachet and Clank are to free the capture guards and take them to a safe location. The fire Cauldrons have been destroyed, so it's mostly pointless to attempt the early warning system. We can only hope that, whoever these New Elements of Harmony are, they could be the lights to shine this unexpected rise in darkness. I wish you, Rachet, Clank, and the Rangers luck, Agent P."
 * Rachet: Thanks Major. Unless Nefarious and this Annumimous Benufacter are stopped along with that plan of their's, this could mean the first time they have actually won, along with the end.
 * Buzz: So, our job is when Nefarious and the Benufacter make their move and while they think they have the upperhand, we go into Equestria to assist the Lougers, uncover the identities of the New Elements of Harmony, destroy this machine and bring both Team Nefarious and their Benufacter to justice.
 * Major Monogram: "But it can't be just up to us, the Main 6, and the Lougers. Those Mysterious new element of harmony barers, could litterally mean the difference, between victory, and defeat."

Chapter 2: Lightning Dust's family/Family Traditions/The Matchmaker/where does Lightning belong/A Royal Invitation
Taiku's room. A bedroom. Hallway. Later, outside. Meanwhile, at a family shrine. Outside Town. (This song plays up during the preperation of Lightning Dust's traditional bride attire until the Matchmaker's cottage is reached. during the umbrella part, Lightning dust begins to have troubles with it, and causes her to get angry.)
 * Taiku: "And Man, was Monogram right. Cause Nefarious has quite a sceme in store for everyone, that even Star Command and OWCA, not even Rachet with his strongest gear could be able to dent Nefarious' plan. The new 5 element barers litterally are Equestia's best chance yet.... And who are these mares, you ask? If you want to know, give me cheer!"
 * The aduence gave a cheer.
 * Taiku: Allright, then. Look's like the story of how Nefarious scheme started will just have to wait a little longer. The first mare is a certain former rival of Rainbow Dash's at the Wonderbolt acadamy. And please, before you go and boo her, hear me out. Remember that this series proved time and time again, that even the likes of Mang himself, has legit and sometimes tragic reason why they act like jerks. and believe it or not, Lightning has some legit niceness to her, it's just, the town she's from and almost everyone in it except her family, friends, and near-powerful Mayor aunt can actselly give her a chance. She actselly had a grandfather who was a wonderbolt who was gonna retire, but died from a terriable goose accsident. Yeesh, and i thought that was only for planes, and an even more tragic story involving a very close to her friend. But, i'm ahead of myself. Do you people understood what i'm getting across?
 * The aduence mummered.
 * Taiku: Well if it helps, I'll show you what I mean. But unfortunatly Lightning's story ain't very pretty. (Uses a remote to show the audience of Lightning Dust's past while dubbed as Timon.) Please remain seated while the camera's in motion.
 * It hits apawn a simple town like Ponyville.
 * (Taiku): "Here we go. Now, here's the start of the story."
 * A familier green hoof is seen using ink to write on her arm.
 * Familier figure.
 * Lightning Dust: "Elegant..... Posed....... Intelligent........ Practical."
 * Lightning Dust: "Yes! My notes are completed!"
 * Rooster crows!
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh crap! I'm behind my chores!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed off!
 * Lightning Dust: "Little Sister! Little Sister! Little Sis-"
 * A hyper-active, cute little Pegicious that looks like Applebloom with wings and a yellow bow appears out of nowhere and pounces on Lightning!
 * The filly: "DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh, there you are Little Sister Cutie Dust. (Baby Talk) Who's the cutest and smartest little sister ever?"
 * Cutie Dust: "I AM?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Listen sis, i'm alittle behind my chores..... Agian..... Would you like to help me again!"
 * Cutie Dust cheered as she bounced around!
 * Cutie Bust bounced off Lightning Dust and begins to jump around!
 * Lightning attacthces a harness on her sister attached to a feed bag and stick with a hersey's chocolate bar dangling over Cutie Dust's head.
 * Cutie sees this, and had a face with Pinkie Pie like glee!
 * Cutie Dust: "CANDY?!"
 * Cutie Dust zoomed after the candy as chicken feed spills out!
 * Lightning Dust: "I'm awesome when i'm reshoresful."
 * Cutie Dust repeatedly screamed Candy as she zoomed past some chickens, who quickly began to eat the feed, and zoomes passed A Sayter simular to Phil, but had a blone beard and hair.
 * Sayter: "What the Hera?"
 * Lightning Dust came up.
 * Sayter: "Let me guess kid, THAT was you?"
 * Lightning Dust: "What? She likes to help me."
 * A crippled wing old Pegicious Staillian stood under a shrine honoring a wonderbolt by the name of "Shining Dust", along with a few other family shrine tombs, as he was lighting a candle on a holder not too differnet from the one from Mulan. he had a crutch under his wing cause of his condition, and was in a prayer position.
 * The Pehicious Staillian: "Please, Dust family of the past, please ask the Devines to let Dust br able to do good this one day of all days, the most impourent of her life."
 * (Taiku): Ok, you guys need to know something very important about this old stallion. That's Lightning's father, former old War Veteran Thunder Clash "Dust". The Clash Family and the Dusts had married for some generations now, he was once a war veteran and one of Equestria's Famous Legends since I have his EFL card. He is since retired, but it has nothing to do with the crippled wing. He didn't got it crippled from some unknown war in the past. It was during a flight with some old army buddies and he had a bad accsident when he saved Lightning's mother, his now wife, from a serious crash involving a falling tree. He pushed her out of the way, but his wing was brutally crushed.... Doctors said it couldn't be saved. It broken him. He only knew the army life, and thanks to having to retire cause he can't fly properly anymore, he feels, empty. But that accsident also enlighten him that the devines themselfs were watching over him that he's still alive at all. He hoped that his daughter becoming a wonderbolt would restore his honor to the Clash/Dust name, but..... We know on how well THAT ended. He still cares for Lightning Dust and seriously values her as a daughter, but....
 * Cutie Dust zooms around the un-reacting Thunder Dust, circling him in bird feed, as chickens appeared and ate the food.
 * (Taiku): "Need i say more?"
 * Thunder Dust: "Please.... Help her."
 * Lightning Dust: (Cutie Dust is reaching for the candy bar) Nice work, Cutie. (Takes the candy bar off, and gives it to her)
 * Cutie: YES!!! Chocolate with caramel and macadamian. (Eats it, and speaks with her mouth full) Plus, it doesn't even have THAT many calories.
 * Lightning Dust: Father, I brought ya--(Bumps, and drops the cup, but Thunder grabs the teapot before it drops)
 * Thunder: Lightning, darling, be careful.
 * Lightning: Oh, don't worry, father, I brought a spare. Just remember that your crippled wing cramps if you don't get enough tea in the morning.
 * The Sayter from before came in.
 * Thunder: "Good morning Bill."
 * Bill the Sayter: "Mornin' Thunder."
 * Lightning: "And you have to remember to ge twice amount of sleep by 7:00 PM to 9:00 AM, and remember to keep that wing in neutrol temeratures to keep that wing from acting up."
 * Thunder: "Lightning, you are late for something."
 * Lightning: "No sweat, i'll get to it when i can. The most impourent thing is to remember not to fly. A cripple wing is incapable of flight, or at least proper flight."
 * Thunder: "Why did you think i had to retire since that fateful day when i first met your mother... to retire at such a young age, cause of a broken wing.... I actselly did hoped that-"
 * Lightning: "I know dad, and, i'm very sorry for that, it's just, i made a few mistakes, and that rainbow slut tattled on me before i could've find her and explained to her why i was so, determined like that! Now she and the wonderbolts see me as just some selfish and arrigant trouble making punk, like everyone else in town.... It's not fair to me too, you know."
 * Thunder sighs, knowing well Lightning still has alot to learn.
 * Thunder: "You can still make it right, Lightning... And you will always have our love and support..... Now, i think there's an apointmen for you to attend."
 * Lightning: "I'm just waiting for Speed and Hurricane."
 * ???: "WHHHAAA-HOOOOOOO! YEAH?!"
 * Bill: "Well speak of the devil......"
 * Two light green Horse Pegicious Staillians appeared. One was a green verson of Hercule's Pegicious, the other was Green Pegicious verson of Mulan's horse. The Green Hercules Pegcious was Speed, and the Mulan Horse Pegcious look-a-like was Hurricane.
 * Speed: "HEY HURRICANE! BET YOU CAN'T CATCH UP!?"
 * Hurricane: "DANG IT SPEED, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO PICK UP OUR SISTER TO MEET MOM IN TOWN?!"
 * (Taiku): "I bet your wondering? Who is Speed, the chris rock sound-alike green clone of Pegicious from Hercules, and the other one who looks like Mulan's horse and sounds like the guy who played Manny the Mammoth? And more impourently, why are they Pegicious horses and not ponies? Well, remember when Mr. Cake about the cake family linage having Unicorns and Pegicious in it when they were earth ponies?"
 * Hurricane: SPEED, LOOK OUT!
 * Speed: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO SPOIL MY FU-" (Rams into a tree, which almost falls onto Thunder until Lightning saves him)
 * Lightning: Guys, be careful! You almost crushed our dad.
 * (Taiku): Yeah, LD's family had a LOT of Non-Equestrian members in their families. And trust me, it wasn't good for Lightning's mother's womb to carry. She almost bursted thanks to it. (Laughs)...But anyway, back to the story.
 * Hurricane lands.
 * Hurricane: "Sorry we were late dad. Speed got us lost..... Again..... for the upteenth time in the row."
 * Speed: "Hey, don't you pin this on me!"
 * Thunder: "Boys, boys! Please. Now of all days is too impourent now. Our traditon requires the first daughter of the family to see the honorable Matchmaker."
 * Speed: "That mean ol' hunk of beef? She is unbelievely strict!"
 * Hurricane: "I can't say i don't agree with that statement, but she's the only matchmaker in this town, Speed. Get over it."
 * Thunder: "She is already running late. She has to go there now."
 * Hurricane: "You can count on us dad. Come on Lightning, let's not keep that tub of Hamburger meat waiting."
 * Speed: "Yeah, Mom is waiting for us in town!"
 * Hurricane (To turns to a llama he carried on his back with a broken leg) Well when Tonya twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa wait, why do we need a llama when we're perfectly capable of flight?"
 * Hurricane: "Well gee, Speed, forgot the fact since dad can't fly anymore cause of his wing, we need a llama cart to take him everywhere?"
 * Speed: "Oh yeah.... But we clearly don't need a llama, and Lightning does not need one."
 * Hurricane: "Just take Tonya to the farm."
 * Lightning Dust: "I'll do it!"
 * Hurricane: Just be very careful with her, Lightning. Not only she is Dad's puller, she is my pride and joy.
 * Lightning Dust picks up Tonya, and struggles abit.
 * Lightning: "Aw gees, Hurricane, what did you feed her this morning? Did she gain some wiaght?"
 * Hurricane: "She's not fat. It's her fur. It makes her look poofy. Also, it's because your a pony, and llama's are abit more heavier then ponies."
 * Dispite the extra waight, Lightning had no problem quickly taking Tonya to the farm and came back.
 * Speed: "Well, with Tonya out of comission, i guess dad can't come with us, cause the only other way to get to town quicker is flight, and he can't fly with that wing banged up! I mean, why can't we just take him to Celestia so she can use some kind of healing magic to heal his wing?"
 * Lightning: Well, I did that once, and Celestia told me that she couldn't do such a favor because...you know...it's just a part of life. It's like making a mortal immortal. No God would allow that to happen. (Sighs) Sometimes I wish Daisy was still here to give me some hope. May she rest in piece...(Quietly sobs, but then shakes it off) Well, let's get going. At least Daisy will be proud of me for honoring my families' legacy. (The siblings fly away)
 * Cutie:...Father?
 * Thunder: I'm going to...pray some more. And Cutie? You should propbuly get to shcool now.
 * Bill: "Well, i better go with them as well."
 * Bill walks away.
 * Bill: "Gah, i got a fur wedge!"
 * (Taiku): Now I know what you're thinking. Why is this similar to the beginning of Mulan? Well, the fact is that Lightning Dust was raised in a family with Chinese customs, yet blends in with Equestrian English customs. Lightning's father's great great grandfather was from Coltina, and got married to a beautiful pegasi from Cloudsdale, and continued their own legacy through Lightning Dust. But apparently, since Lightning Dust's life didn't go so well after what she said about this 'Daisy' person, but we'll get to her later. She's not doing very well, but that will all change when Celestia calls her to the Grand Galloping Gala and believe me it was a good thing she did with Nefarious' plan and the evil coming with it still on the horizon. But let's save that in good timing.
 * A busling town of ponies and Mythic creatures of legend are seen in town, working and funcioning.
 * A greenish Blue Pegicous Pony Mare is pacing around in worry, while a familer night blue unicorn and some new ponies are seen in the background.
 * Suddenly, a Spa Pony appeared.
 * Spa Pony: "Sunshine Dust, is your daughter here yet? That Matchmaker is not a patent cow."
 * The Spa Pony enters back in.
 * Sunshine Dust, the blue pegicious: "Ohh, she's late again. I should've wished for the past dust family members for luck."
 * An old mare pegicious, who looks like a pegicious verson Granny Smith, but in a granny dress walks up.
 * The old mare: "How lucky can all of them be? They're dead. I got a better solution to that."
 * The old mare shows Sunshine a caged green sprite.
 * Old Mare: "A luck sprite."
 * Sunshine: "Mom, where did you get a luck sprite at this hour? They're incredability rare!"
 * Old Mare: An old friend of mine gave this luck sprite to me. Not as powerful as a luck dragon but this will do.
 * The Luck Sprite (Who sounds like Kuzco and Spark's first Legend of Spyro voice): "Listen, i don't know why i am here, but listen, i'll pay you guys whatever you need to-"
 * Old Mare: "Allow me to deminstracte."
 * Luck Sprite: "Oh what am i, chopped liver?"
 * Sunshine: "And how are you gonna deminstracte?"
 * Old Mare: Observe.
 * The Old Mare nears the corner of the block.
 * Sunshine Dust becomes concern.
 * Sunshine: "Mother....? What are you doing?"
 * The Old Mare didn't made a respondse.
 * Luck Sprite: Are you Crazy?!?
 * The Old Mare places on a blind fold, and proceeds to walk across a busy street filled with moving carts riden by big animals like Oxes and Steers, give or take the occational un-flying ground dragon.
 * Luck Sprite: "GREAT LUCKY CHARMS NO?!"
 * Sunshine: "MOTHER!"
 * Various carts began to halt as Ponies Mythic creatures began to scream!
 * CRASH!
 * The Old Mare made it out alright, as we view an incredable mess.
 * Old Mare: "See? This Sprite is a lucky one."
 * The poor sprite began to faint!
 * Sunshine facehoof. She doesn't know who's more destructive, Lightning's occational antics or her own mother's.
 * Sunshine: "Midnight, just what am i gonna do with this family?"
 * (Taiku): See what I mean? Sunshine has to put up alot with her family. And who are the mares with Midnight whom she and Lighting will help our herose, Perry, Star Command and Rachet stand against Nefarious' lastest scheme yet and Blueblood, the Annumimous Benufacter behind it all untill he got more then he bargined for? You'll see in good time.
 * Suddenly, Lightning, Hurricane, and Speed appeared.
 * Lightning: "(Singing) The Lightning has arr-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ivve-duh! Thank you very much!"
 * Sunshine Dust stares at Lightning.
 * Lightning: "What? Do i have something in my teeth?"
 * Sunshine: "More like alot of things in your mane."
 * Lightning Dust: "Uh, i can explain, you see-"
 * Sunshine: "None of your exquses, it's off to the Spa to prep you to the Matchmaker young lady! Your friends had already readied themselfs, so you must as well!"

Matchmaker's cottage. Outside Dust home. (She then sings.)
 * The Matchmaker bursts out. She was a big black and white cow in regel clothing.
 * Matchmaker: "Lightning Power Dust?"
 * Lightning is seen beating up the umbrellia, until she got angry enough at the thing to have a rant simular to this.
 * Midnight and the other friends of Lightning face-hoofed.
 * The Matchmaker: "Speaking without permission.... AND cussing!"
 * Lightning: "D'OH?!"
 * Bill (who arrived during the song): "Gees, who soured her milk?"
 * The Old Mare: "My thoughts exsactly."
 * Hurricane: "Granny Dusty, Bill, please!"
 * The Matchmaker gestures Lightning to come inside.
 * Sunshine: "Oh please let her please the Matchmaker."
 * Midnight: Good luck, Lightning. Your gonna need it.
 * Lightning Dust stood as she is exsampled by the Matchmaker.
 * Matchmaker: "Short, stalky. It's questionable how you have Horse Pegicious genes in you."
 * Lightning: "I took more after my d-"
 * Mathmaker shoved a hoof in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "No permission to speak, young lady. I suppose you might be suitable for members of your own kind."
 * While the Matchmaker was busy writing on her clipboard, the Luck Sprite escaped, while Lightning Dust struggled to keep it from escaping! As the Matchmaker is about to speak to Lightning, Lightning had to hid the sprite in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "Recite the following cred."
 * Lightning gluped nervously, but was careful not to actsidently shallow the luck sprite. Then, she remembered her notes she wrote on her arm, she hides behind her chinese fan, and without the Matchmaker noticing, spits out the luck sprite.
 * Luck Spite: (While covered in siliva) Ok, I do not wanna do that again. That pony needs to brush her teeth more. I'm no dentist, but i think she nhas spinich stuck in there, so floss while your at it. Plus, alot of mouthwash.
 * Lightning: "A bride must be- (sees her notes are washed up from her bath during the song, forcing to improvised on her own), Uh, Posed, Eligant, practical.......and, and, uh..... Smart?"
 * The Matchmaker grabs her wet ink arm, and inspects the fan, thinking she was using the fan as a cheat. It was inconclusive.
 * The Matchmaker: "Not the best order of the cred, Miss Dust, but better then nothing i suppose. Walk this way."
 * The Matchmaker takes Lightning Dust to a table with a tea tray.
 * The Matchmaker: Now, pour the tea.
 * Lightning Dust grabs the tea pot and pours in the tea into the cup.
 * Lighting Dust: (Self Thoughts) Oh Devines, help me pull this off. If I mess this up, my life will be over.... In some sense.
 * Matchmaker: "Now, to please your future in-laws, if that's possable with someone of your reputation, you must deminstract a sense of (unknowly wipes the ink on her face, forming a painted beard) dignity."
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * Lightning Dust stared at the painted beard. She begins to snickered.
 * (Taiku): Ok here comes the part were things began to get out of hand. If you seen Mulan, then you know EXACTLY what goes down.
 * The Matchmaker: "And grace... (Notices Lightning Snickering), What, prey tell, is so funny, Miss Dust?"
 * Lightning regained control.
 * Lightning: "Nothing Matchmaker, i was uh, thinking of a joke."
 * Matchmaker rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * While the Matchmaker wasn't paying attention, Lightning noticed The Luck Sprite lounging in the  tea.
 * Luck Sprite: "Ahh, I always wanted a tea jacuzzi."
 * Lightning (quietly): "Oh no."
 * The Matchmaker had her eyes closed, so she is not aware of the Luck Sprite as she picked up the cup.
 * Lightning: Um, excuse me.
 * Matchmaker: "AND SILENENCE!"
 * The Matchmaker is about to drink the tea, to the fear of the Luck Sprite.
 * Luck Sprite (quietly): "Help me."
 * Lightning Dust: (Wording 'WHAT DO I DO?!?')
 * Luck Sprite: (Quietly) What?
 * Lightning Dust: (Sighs, and tries to get the Luck Sprite) Sorry about this, Miss Matchmaker, but I'm afraid there's a--WHOAH!!! (Accidentally spills the tea on Matchmaker's milk glands)
 * Matchmaker: OOOWWW!!! MY SENSITIVE WEENS!!! WHY YOU INSOLENT CLUMSY PEGASUS!!!
 * The Luck Sprite slips in the Matchmaker's regel attire.
 * Matchmaker: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO GLUE, THEN I'LL-"
 * (Taiku): Then the craziet thing just happened.
 * Matchmaker: Whoo-wha-what in the name of Celestia is in my clothes? (Sees the sprite)
 * Sprite:...Uhh...hello?
 * Matchmaker: (Squeals like a girl) A SPRITE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!
 * Lightning Dust: I should've known bringing that Luck Sprite with me was a bad idea. (Sighs) I guess I'll just--(Accidentally pushes the Matchmaker into sitting on the fireplace, setting her butt ablaze)
 * Matchmaker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
 * Lightning Dust: This isn't going well for me.
 * Granny Dusty: I can tell it's going well already. Don't you?
 * The Matchmaker burst out still screaming!
 * Lightning Dust quickly got a rain cloud!
 * Matchmaker: "PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OOOOOUUUUUUU-"
 * Then the rain cloud began to rain on the cow to extinquish the flames.
 * The Matchmaker is wet, her face covered is melting ink and her own make-up, her dress is ruined, her udders burn of hot tea, and now she's embarised in front of the populus to see.
 * Lightning Dust noticed the anger in The Matchmaker's face.
 * Lightning: "Uh.... Coming mother!"
 * Lightning Dust made a run for it!
 * The Luck Sprite quickly got back in the cage!
 * Luck Sprite: "I feel more safer here in near that hunk of beef!"
 * Hurricane: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, now this is perfect."
 * Bill: Lightning, what in the name of Celestia just happened?
 * Lightning: "Guys, i didn't mean too, this stupid sprite got me into trouble, and-"
 * Matchmaker: This...is the last (Screaming) STRAW, BILL!!!
 * The other town's ponies and Mythic Creatures began to gang up.
 * A Fat Minotaur: "This is worse then the time she wreaked the town, no doubt!"
 * A female Earth Pony: "That mare is still a menace!"
 * A Unicorn male: "She's too dangerious to even be around the Matchmaker! Let alone normal people!"
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa whoa, just what is everyone's problem here?"
 * Matchmaker: SHE PUT A F***** LUCK SPRITE IN MY CLOTHES!!!
 * Lightning: "No i didn't! That stupid bug person broke out of his cage and was casuing trouble! It would've gone fine if that stupid cage had a better lock!"
 * Bill: She didn't mean any real harm, she's just a kid. She just can't controll her speed and strength.
 * Hurricane: Yeah, can't you guys just see that accidents happen?
 * Matchmaker: "She may be part of the exstingish Dust Family, and the Granddaughter of the great Shining Dust no less, but she will NEVER bring him, or anyone honor?!"
 * Fat Minotaur: "Nothing personal, Dust Family, but you better keep that, that, FREAK! AWAY FROM HERE?!"
 * The mob was shouting in agreement!
 * ???: "THAT, IS, ENOUGH?!"
 * A dark green Pegicious verson of Mayor Mare appeared.
 * Fat Minotaur: "Mayor Dust, why ii'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'it's, (studders), it's you!"
 * Mayor Dust: "I am tired of everyone treating my niece with just, dis-stain! She never means any harm! AT least not intentionaly...."
 * Lightning: "Oh, Auntie, thanks, you really saved my skin this time arou-"
 * Mayor Dust: "But...... I must ask you, stayed clear of town for awhile, Lightning. Anymore accsidents and these people will crave blood. I'm sorry, but as mayor, not your aunt, i.... I have to give you a 5-month ban from entering this town again. I could only prevent these people from hurting you in more ways then one for only so long."
 * Lightning: "Your.... Your kicking me out of town Auntie? But, but, Auntie, it wasn't my fault."
 * Mayor Dust: "I'm sorry, Lightning, but, i'm helpless to ever make these people understand. Please tell your father i meant no ill will."
 * The Mob cheered as the Mayor, who normally defended Lightning, now finally punished her.
 * Hurricane: "Come on Lightning, we know when we're not wanted."
 * Speed: "Betrayed by Aunt Jewel?! OHH, THE HORROR!"
 * Granny Dust: "Hmm, so much for family stays togather no matter what."
 * Sunshine: "Jewel, how could you betray your brother like this?"
 * Bill: "(Groans in disappointment.)"
 * Midnight and her friends stood sadly, as they are helpless as well to do anything, as the defeated Dust family and Bill are forced to leave.
 * Luck Sprite: "Lucky, what have you done this time? I'm so stupid?!"
 * (Taiku): Total bummer huh? It gets sadder from here folks.
 * Lightning Dust salked on the outskirts, as she sees  Her mother going to talk to her father, who both see Lightning. Lightning walked away, whimpering.
 * Cutie Dust appear, joyful!
 * Cutie Dust: "SISTER!"
 * Lightning Dust walked away crying, paying no attention to Cutie.
 * Cutie Dust: "Sis?"
 * Lightning Dust stood before a water stool for the Llamas they farmed. She is ashamed that everyone hates her, everything goes wrong, because of herself. Lightning is hated and under appresiated... in fact, not appresiated at all.
 * Lightning Dust: "Why me?"
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry.

(I know it's weird for a girl to sing a guy's song, but hey, we need to add Hercules/Mulan elements here.)
 * Lucky the Luck Sprite: "I blew it...... I broke her chance to finally do right.... I'm a jerk face."
 * Lightning Dust sits on a lone bench near an orcrid tree.
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry more.
 * Lucky landed on the first tree brench next to Lightning, and only stares in sadness, in regret of what he did.
 * Lucky: "Who's gonna help her buck up and feel better? Well, it can't be me, i was the one who did this, gah, i was so stupid! But then, who's gonna help her?"
 * Then Thunder Dust appeared and spoke to his daughter in confort.
 * Thunder Dust: Oh Lightning, you shouldent let what those people and Sister Jewel said back there get to you.
 * Lightning: "I can't help it. No matter what i do, they're never gonna stop. Being a wonderbolt was my only hope of finally proving myself to those people that i can do right..... But then, that rainbow pony ruined it for me! Now i got banned because of the Matchmaker! It's not fair! (crying) it's just not fair! I tried everything I could to fit it, but I feel like I belong somewhere else.
 * Thunder Dust: Lightning, honey....
 * Lightning: It doesn't make any sense. (Leaves)
 * Then a familiar song from Hercules starts as Lighting wondered about when will her destiny will come.



(After both verses before the final reprhase) Outskirts of town. Dust Family shrine.
 * Lightning stood in front of her Grandfather Shining's shrine.
 * Lightning: "Grandfather.... I need your guidence..... Will i ever belong anywhere? Well i ever be able to prove to everyone that, i can be good, like you?"
 * Lightning closed her eyes, and continued to shed tears.
 * (Taiku): And just when Lightning was about to lose hope.....
 * The Candle on the Dragon candle holder vaninshed.
 * The Shrine of Shining Dust began glow a spirital glow.
 * Lightning was surprised by the unexpected occurrence!
 * Lightning: "Wha, what, what's happening?!"
 * ???: Lightning.
 * Lightning: Grandfather?
 * Suddenly, strange spirital lights began to form.
 * This caused a frighten Lightning to fall on her back, and reverse crawl away from what is going on!
 * Suddenly the doors to the shrine closed.
 * Lightning Dust begins to panic.
 * Lightning: "Wha-what, what is going on?! This better not be one of your pranks, Speed!"
 * ??? This is not one of your brother's pranks I'm afraid.
 * Lightning now is really in a panic.
 * Lightning: "Then who are you?!"
 * Lightning closed her eyes in fear! She is normally a brave mare, but she has been caught in a helpless position and caught off her guard! She is also dealing with an unfamilier force.
 * Then Lightning opened her eyes as she sees the floating spirits of her grandfather and her ancestors.
 * Lightning Dust: "Gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-gh-gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-ghgh-GHOSTS?!"
 * Lightning fainted.
 * One of the ansisters: "I knew it! I knew it! Reveiling ourselfs to her was trouble at the start!"
 * The Ansister Next to her: "Don't look at me, it wasn't my idea!"
 * Shining Dust: "I know how to fix this."
 * Shining Flouts to the dragon candle.
 * Shining Dust: "Chow Mein, awake."
 * Suddenly, the candle holder dropped down, as smoke appeared as it began to bang around!
 * Then A Blue version of Mushu amerged.
 * Chow Mein: I LIVE!!!! SO TELL ME WHAT MORTAL NEEDS MY PROTACTION SHINY BABY! YOU JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'M THERE?!
 * Shining Dust: "Alchorse, well-"
 * Chow Mein: "And let just say something, anyone who dares threaten our family, VENEGENCE WILL BE MINE?!"
 * Lucky the luck sprite was also in here, hidden, who has been following Lightning Dust, is shocked by what he is seening.
 * Chow Mein is making acting growls!
 * Shining Dust: Chow Mein. We must inform Lightning of the prophecy about her destiney. But unfortunatly, she fainted
 * Chow Mein: "So, i have to wake her up somehow? Now how am i gonna-"
 * Chow Mein sees Lucky.
 * Lucky: "Uh, i didn't see anything, i swear!"
 * Chow Mein: "Perfect!"
 * Chow Mein grabs Lucky, and turns his wings around like an alarm clock! Then Chow Mein holds Lucky to Lightning's ear, Lucky ringing like an actual alerm clock, causing Lightning to ster.
 * Chow Mein: Allright, rise and shine fainting beauty!
 * Lightning: "(Sterring) Oh, what's going on? Where am i- (Sees Chow Mein) AHHHHHHH! FREAKY TALKING LIZARD?!"
 * Chow Mein: Hey, Dragon! Dra-gon, not lizard. And I dont do that tounge thing like my cousin, Mushu.
 * Lightning: "But, your alittle, small."
 * Chow Mein: "Alchorse, I'm travel size for convinece! If i was my REAL size i wouldn't fit in this room right now!"
 * Lightning: "I'm dreaming. I got to be dreaming."
 * Lightning punched herself in the face!
 * Lightning: "OW?! Aw crap, this is actselly happening! This wouldn't have anything to do with the Matchmaker mess would it? I wasn't my fault! The Sprite got out and everything went to crud! I can't go to town for 5 months now because everyone hates me cause i'm not a wonderbolt cause that SLUT RAINBOW BITCH and now, even dead people and a little dragon are gonna judge me now!"
 * Chow Mein: "Hey now, i'm the family dragon guardian, why would why judge you girl?"
 * Lightning: "Just please be merciful! I took enough abuse today from the townspeople almost daily!"
 * Shining Dust: Look, Lightning Dust were not here to pass judgement on you.
 * Lightning: Your not?
 * Shining Dust: We have come to show you a propechy of a great evil which will soon happen. A propechy that will also change your unfortunate fate for the better.
 * Lightning: "Wait.... I thought great evils are suppose to, you know, make everything worse?"
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Do you want your life to get better and find your rightful place in the world or not?
 * Lightning: I do.
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Then pay atttention.
 * Shining Dust: "But we understand your curiosity. And, perhaps it is my fault for not explaining it better. I meant, AFTER the Great Evil has been defeated."
 * Lightning: "Oh, ok, that makes much more sense."
 * Shining Dust then used his spirital powers to create a vision of Prince Blueblood in cahoots with Team Nefarious, The Teen Dragons who bulleyed Spike and the Diamond Dogs.
 * Lightning: "Who's the tin weirdo?"
 * Shining: That Lightning, is Doctor Nefarious, the leader of a team of outcasted villains and he has a feirce reputation as a Darkspawn Lord.
 * Lightning: "Da-da-da-darkspawn lord? But, i thought they were all gone!"
 * Shining: Lightning, the Darkspawn are still around but they were defeated by the Devines and the couragous efforts of a kung fu Indigo Dragon and his friends, and have been sealed away in the Banish Realms untill the seal is broken by seven maidens of the purest heart. However, there are a few darkspawn that had escaped sharing their kin's fate.
 * Lightning: "But why is here? What does he want with Equestia?"
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Shining is about to get to that.
 * Chow Mein: "But trust me on this, it ain't gonna be pretty."
 * Shining: What Nefarious wants with Equestria is part of his distrubing ambitions to merry one of the pure hearted maidens another one of his attempts to seize the methihorical key for the great generator, or what he claims to be the elements of harmony, and a conspiracy regarding this young stallion, Celestia and Luna's nephew, Prince Blueblood.
 * Lightning: "You mean that loser who screwed up the Gala? What good is that goofball to Tinface?"
 * Shining: Blueblood's newly made jealiosuy for Twilight Sparkle's ascention into Alicorn hood had grown to fierce and where jeailousy thrives, bad and terrible things will follow.
 * Lightning: "But..... What can i do to stop this? All i am is a screw up."
 * A Female Dust Ancestor: Here comes the part were stoping this evil changes your fate.
 * Shining: If Blueblood continues down this dark jealous path and trusting Team Nefarious untill it is too late for him, they will be defeated by the new elements of harmony which you are dsedinted to be one of them.
 * Lightning: "Mah-mah mah ME?! An Element of Harmony barer?! I, i can't believe it! This is so cool!"
 * Chow Mein: "Freaking cool stuff, right?"
 * Lightning: "......I almost can't believe this.... Ok, what do you guys want me to do first?"
 * Shining Dust: "First, you must seek more improvement on your training with Bill, the trainer of the dust family. What you do after words, is up to you."
 * Lightning: "Get Bill to train me more.... Got it. But..... How am i gonna get to Canterlot?"
 * Shining Dust: "You'll find out soon enough when- (Drums are heard), Oh, right on time."
 * Lightning: "Who's on time?"
 * Shining Dust: "Celestia's royal curriors. Go Dust. desteny awaits."
 * The doors open.
 * Lightning smiles, and zooms out!
 * Shining Dust: "Chow Mein. I want to look after Lightning. She may require your protaction."
 * Chow Mein: 'You guys can count on me!"
 * Lucky: "I want to help too! I wanna make up for making that mess happen!"
 * Chow Mein: "Hey, what makes you think YOUR coming?"
 * Luck Sprite: I'm basically a Luck Sprite. I'm kind of...well...lucky.
 * Chow Mein: Lucky? YOU? (Laughs) Do I look like a sucker to you?
 * Luck Sprite: More like a loser.
 * Chow Mein: What do you mean a loser? How 'bout I pop off your wings, and throw them across the yard, then who's the loser, me or you?
 * Luck Sprite: Still you, DORK!
 * A colt in a drum tower, As regel looking Pegicous ponies appear, and land, gaining the attention of the town's inhapitnets.
 * Lightning Dust, Chow Mein, and Lucky watch in secret.
 * Among the crowd was Lightning;s family, Midnight Fate and the still-un-named friends, and Bill.
 * Suddenly, Princess Luna herself appeared in her night themed chariot and bat ponies.
 * It was the awe to everyone there.
 * Luna: Citizens of this fare community. I bring a message from Princess Celestia herself. She has finally chosen the final bearer of the last Original Element of Harmony: Courage. (Everyone is surprised) She has sent me to find this pegasus and bring her to this year's Grand Galloping Gala with the other 4 Bearers, which will aid the other 6 Elements of Harmony in their quest to keep peace in Equestria.
 * Lightning:...Wow.
 * Luna: This pegasus is rumored to have been a former Wonderbolt who was kicked out for reckless endangerment of the other recruits. Her name: Lightning Dust.
 * Unicorn Stallion: WHAT?!?
 * Lightning Dust: (Gasps) YES!!!
 * Earth Pony: Hold on a second! Why would Celestia choose her? She's clumsy, she's a total screw-up, and--
 * Lightning Dust: WAIT! (Zooms up) You can't question the Princess! She knows best! (To Luna) Your higness, I am the one you seek.
 * The Fat Minotaur appears and shoves Lightning away!
 * The Fat Minotaur: "Please reconsider, Lady Luna. That, freak, is nothing but a trouble-maker, and there-fore, unworthy to even-"
 * Luna (Royal Canterlot voice): "THOU DARE QUESTION THE WILL OF THE ALICORN PRINCESSES?! (eyes glow white) ANY AND ALL WHO QUESTION THE WILL OF THE SUN AND MOON WILL FACE A BANISHMENT WORTHY OF A DARKPSAWN! THOU ARE REQUESTED TO FORSAKE ANY PAST GRIVENCES AND MAKE AMENDS!"
 * Fat Minotaur: "But she reaked the town once. And assulted the Matchmaker! In what indecation, does that represent courage?"
 * Luna: "My sister's intentions may be hard to understand, but that does not imply she's wrong. Though we are not infalliable, we are not completely flawed either. Celestia, nor I, are the ones who hold grudges like mortals, OR the likes of you, minotaur. She, and her friends who are also choosen as the new elements are to be respected and hailed."
 * Fat Minotaur: "But, but, but, she'll end up breaking aparat Canterlot in a minute! You need to find-"
 * ???: "Enough!"
 * Mayor Jewel Dust appears again.
 * Mayor Dust: "I may had not defended my niece before, but this time, i will! And to offer a change in her sentence! Perhaps this, unexpected event, whether some of you would accept it or not, is a blessing in disguise. (To Lightning), My niece, as a personal apologie from me, you are lifted from your 5-month exsile. (Crowd groans). But, under the condition you are in a community service. Lightning, you must become an element barer, and finally prove to the unappreisated masses that you can do good, and finally do Shining honor. Never has a chance like this came, Lightning Dust. This is your oppertunity to shine."
 * Lightning hugged Mayor Dust in a full embraced.
 * Lightning: "Thank you for giving me another."
 * Her family begins to come and praise Lightning Dust.
 * Bill came forword as well, so did Midnight Fate and Lightning's other friends.
 * Lightning looked at Midnight.
 * Lightning: "Midnight, this is an incredable break! I'm an Element barer!"
 * Midnight: "And the best, your not the only one!"
 * Lightning: "What do you mean?"
 * Midnight: Hello, your looking at another Element Bearer too. And so are your friends.
 * Lightning: "My gosh, no way! Helping Hooves?".
 * (Taiku): Ok, now's the time for me to introduce the mares who are Midnight and Lighting's fellow element of harmony bearers.
 * A green mare that resembles Applejack came forth.
 * Green Mare: "Yup Lightning, i got yer back!"
 * Lightning: "Kindheart?"
 * A Pink verseon of Rarity came forward.
 * Pink Mare: "Why darling, your not anywhere near wrong! We became Elelment girls!"
 * Lightning: "Even Sincere Fun-"
 * A Yellow Mare with her mane tamed down popped out of nowhere!
 * Yellow: "SURPRISE?!"
 * Lightning jumped!
 * Lightning: "You too, Funtime?"
 * Sincere Funtime the Yellow mare.: "We're surprised as you are!"
 * Kindheart the Pink Mare: "To be given such a grand position, it's the upmost honor!"
 * Helping Hooves the green mare: "If this doesn't make the townpeople realise you ain't bad at all, i ain't what will."
 * the town's people are just, stunned.
 * Midnight: "Well, you left them speechless at least."
 * Lightning: "This is the greatest thing ever guys! I'll, i'll come back just a minute, i got to thank Grandpa for really helping me out here!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed away from the scene!
 * Luna: "Miss Midnight, when she comes back, tell her she is allowed to bring a few guests if she desires."
 * Lightning rushed in!
 * Lightning: "Grandpa, thank you for everything!"
 * Shining smiled.
 * Lightning: "I haven't feeled more empowered in my life! This is really gonna help me get on top! (hugs Shining Dust even dispite that he's a spirit) I won't let you down!"
 * Lightning lets go, and zooms off!
 * Shining: "Good luck, little Lightning."
 * Shining and the other ansisters vanished back into the shrines, as a reprhease of the same song before begns!

Town. Bill's place. Inside. (It went something like this, but make the Sparkle Cola thing absint.)
 * Lightning lands.
 * Lightning: "Hey Luna, i was wondering, can i bring a few extra-"
 * Midnight: "Luna asked me to tell you that. Your allowed to invite a few guests."
 * Lightning: "How many?"
 * Midnight: "5."
 * Lightning: "Ok, then i want Hurricane, Speed, Bill, Chow Mein and Lucky to come with me."
 * Midnight: "Ok, i know well of thy brothers, and I knwon of a Bill, the trainer of your father and grandfather, but, who are Chow Mein and lucky?"
 * Lightning: "I'll explain later."
 * Midnight: "Very well, i understand."
 * Luna: "Miss Lightning, shall i offer the finest royal charriot to Canterlot?"
 * Lightning: "Thanks, but Hoofville is just a trek away from ponyville, which has a train station. Me, My brothers and 2 extra guests are capable of traveling solo. But you can give my friends the oppertunity."
 * Luna: "Your a brave and adventurious soul. Celestia's faith in your abilites are already justifived."
 * Lightning: "I might warn you i may be taking some time, i have to train for this!"
 * Luna: "The Gala is days away. Take what is nessersary."
 * Luna walks off, as she eschorts Lightning's friends to a royal charriot.
 * Lightning: "Now, to get Bill. "
 * Bill: "Absoluty not!"
 * Lightning: How come!
 * Bill: I'm way too old to get mixed up in this training stuff again.
 * Lightning: "But Bill, it's impourent! Grandpa came and told me i am destin for this!"
 * Bill was surprised by that statement...
 * Bill: "Shining Dust? Your Grandfather? What did he say?"
 * Lightning: "I'll tell you when i can, but i need your help!"
 * Bill: ".... Lightning, come with me to mu house, there's something i want to show you."
 * Bill walks in, Lightning follows.
 * Chow Mein and the Lucky were secretly following them in.
 * Lightning looks around.
 * Lightning: "What is all this stuff?"
 * Suddenly Lightning hit her head on a ship mast.
 * Lighting: "What is that thing?"
 * Bill: "Careful, what was the mast of the Equestian Royal Navy ship!"
 * Lightning: The Equestrian Royal Navy Ship?
 * Bill: "Well duh! You didn't think i was just a poker night friend of your dad did ya? I trained alot of kinds of heroes. Wonderbolts, Equestian Milliterry forces, Warriors, the occational wrestler and and boxer. Alot of them succeed, come and go, and often either forget me or themselfs. None of them, were remotely like true heroes.... And then, there was your grandfather....... He was the greatest wonderbolt and war hero who served for the better of Equestia, he can jab, he can take a hit, can keep on coming..... BUT THOSE MASUGGINGA GEESE DURING HIS FINAL SHOW BEFORE HIS RETIREMENT?!"
 * Lightning glummed.... Knowing well of that event.

After flashback. (This plays as the training begins.)
 * Bill sighed after he was forced to remember that event.
 * Bill: "Your father Thunder was nearly as good.... He gave an honor sacrivice to his continuing services of his wings to safe your mother..... But since both of them are gone now.... I basicly retired at this point.... I'll never be like my cousin Phil back in greece, he trained heroes that stood up against the Darkspawn.... But now, i'm just a sad old fart, who lost his dreams cause of constent disappointment."
 * ???: "Well what's stopping you from repersuing your dreams, man?"
 * Bill looked to see Chow Mein.
 * Bill: "DYAH!"
 * Chow Mein: "Oh, and before you say "Talking Lizard", I'm a dragon."
 * Bill: "........ Agh, what're you saying, shortcake?"
 * Chow Mein: "I'm saying, Lightning Dust is your best chance in more ways then one! Not only is she as fast as Shining and Thunder, heck, she's related to them! This could be your chance to be just as rekinised as your cuz, bro! You'll be a household name again!"
 * Bill: "......... I never thought of that........."
 * Bill goes outside.
 * Lightning, Lucky, and Chow Mein follow outside.
 * Bill stood on the leadge.
 * Bill: "Lightning....... I have, ALOT to say to you!"

Taiku's-Dressing Room
 * Bill: "Now your ready for anything kid!"
 * Lightning: "Now it's off to Canterlot everyone!"
 * Bill: "Now, could you tell me WHY this is so impourent?"
 * Lightning: "Tell you along the wat Bill!"
 * Bill: "Understandable, but now, IT'S OFF TO CANTERLOT!"
 * Lightning Dust, Chow Mein and Lucky cheered!
 * Taiku: Well my friends, that is how Lightning became an Element bearer. But her quest is only beginning! Now she, her brothers, Bill, Chow Mein, and Lucky still have to get to Canterlot.... and they may've hit a minor snag on the way.....

Chapter 3: TheTrip to Canterlot/Familiar MU Faces Return/Prince Jerkblood Comes Back
Sky. Swamp. The 'PONY SHIELD' Cutaway Gag is played again Zecora's hut. On the train tracks near Canterlot. Cutaway
 * Bill (while riding on Lightning Dust with Chow Mein, while Hurricane and Speed are in tow with Lucky keeping up rather well): "Ok, just to be clear: A darkspawn robot secretly allied to Blueblood, and a gang of outcast villains and Diamond Dogs and Punk Teen Dragons are threatening Equestia? Well in that cause, you came in just in time Lightning. If defeating that tincan and exposing Prince Blueblood for the plotting against his aunts traitor he is doesn't get people to finallly realize and see that you can do good, then i would have no idea how to reslove it or what will."
 * A scream was heard!
 * Bill: "Sounds like your basic D.I.D., Damsel in Dis-(Lightning Dust charges forth to where the scream originated) STRESS?!"
 * Lightning, Her brothers, Chow Mein, Bill, and Lucky, look over a brush of bush to see what's wrong.
 * Suddenly, A familier wonderbolt struggles to get away, appearing to have a broken wing, as an armored, red look-a-like of Nessus the Centaur appeared. He was a giant, atleast bigger then normal Centaur standerds and a brute.
 * The Centaur: "Not so fast, sweetheart!"
 * The mare was reveiled to be Spitfire, as her wonderbolt costume was damaged.
 * Spitfire: "I swear Succrus, let me go now or i'm really gonna let you have it, you half-monkey brute?!"
 * Lighting: It's Miss Spitfire!
 * Sccrus the Centaur: "Damn, I love it when they're FIGHTSY?! Makes having my way with them all the more entertaining?!"
 * Bill: Alright, LD, this may be your chance to prove to Spitfire you're still worthy. But just be careful, you can't just barrel into a situation like an egotistical-- (Lightning flies up to Succrus)...Oh, C'mon!!! She's gonna lose points for this!
 * Succrus: So, how should this go down, babe?
 * Spitfire: LET ME GO, YOU STUPID FLIRT!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LUSTFUL GAMES!!!
 * Lightning: Hey, ugly! (Succrus looks down, and sees her) Drop her!
 * Spitfire: Lightning Dust? What are you doing here of all places?
 * Lightning: I'm trying to save you, of course!
 * Succrus looms over Lightning Dust.
 * Succrus: "Well, what's this? Another hot mare?"
 * Lightning: "Sorry, i don't date badland rejects like you, jerk-off!"
 * Succrus made an inquisive growl.
 * Lightning: "In fact, the hell are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be forbidden to be here? I am, from your armor, your clearly a badlands centaur, implying your some criminal or something, i mean, aren't the boarder guards suppose to keep creeps like you out?"
 * Succrus grabs Lightning with a tight grip!
 * Succrus: "Let's just say, someone was kind enough to have all the boarder guards captured! It was some kind of, weird robot with a glass dome, said that we are free to do what we very well please to Equestia, (growls), and i intent to have my share! I won't stop, till cute little mares like you, (growls), BECOME MY HAREM?!"
 * Succrus tosses Lightning Dust into a tree!
 * Lightning: "OW?!"
 * Succrus laughed uncontrollably!
 * Chow Mein: That has gotta hurt!
 * Lucky: You said it.
 * Bill: "Ayyyy?!"
 * Hurricane: "Oh that tears it, that freak's going down?!"
 * Speed: "Ain't no one gonna mess with our sister!"
 * Both Brothers: CHARGE!!!!!
 * Bill stops them both!
 * Bill: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD IT! SHE HAS TO DO IT ON HER OWN, OR SHE MIGHT NEVER PROVE HER WORTH!"
 * Lightning came through, as Succrus begins to approch her.
 * Bill: "Lightning! Quick! Get up and use your head?!"
 * Lighting: Oh right! More brain, less brawn. Now I got this!
 * Lightning zipped past Succrus repeatedly!
 * Succrus: "WHY DON'T YOU HOLD STILL AND FIGHT LIKE A HORSE?!"
 * Lightning Dust went up to the sky, but not to run, but to get a running or flying start to slam into Succrus. She flew fast enough that she headbutts Succrus into a waterfall!
 * Bill: "NICE WORK! EXSELLENTIE!"
 * Lightning Grabbed Spitfire and placed her with her Brothers and Bill.
 * Spitfire: "You.... You saved me? But, i normally expect disgruntled students to have my back, if anything, they would let me suffer."
 * Lightning: "Well, i guess am not really reckless or careless like that Rainbow Slut said, am i?"
 * Sounds of growls are heard as Succrus is seen charging!
 * Spitfire: "Uh, could we save this talk after Succrus is defeated?!"
 * Lightning Dust turns around.
 * Lightning: "Oh i see that ugly jerk?!"
 * Lightning charged forth!
 * Speed: You can do it, sister! Bash him!
 * Succrus tries to grab Lightning, but Lightning Dust quickly grabbed his neck and stranglehold him! Succrus struggles the best of his ability, but Lightning Effertlessly lifts Succrus and and slams him back into the water!
 * Spitfire: "How was she able to life Succrus like that?!"
 * Hurricane: "That, Ms. Spitfire, is the best exsample of a pony with pegici horse genes! She has the sheer power of 50 horses like me and Speed."
 * Speed: "That's nothing! She once threw a Hydra, the triditional big ones mind you, so high up, it almost went to space! He made a huge crash afterwords! Heck, just for fun, she once juggle ten Minotaur Bandits! And a mid-size Manitcore."
 * Spitfire: ".... I didn't know about that."
 * Lightning Dust was rodeo-riding on Succrus, who was bucking to get Lightning off of him!
 * Lightning: "YEE-HAW?!"
 * Chow Mein: "Always loved a good rodeo."
 * Lucky: "Never seen one done with a rouge Centaur before."
 * Hurrican: Come on, Lighting! Give him the Sizemic Dust Toss!
 * Succrus: "THE SIZEMIC DUST WHAT?!"
 * Speed: Show him, Lighting!
 * Lightning: "GLADLY!"
 * Lighting took Succrus sky high and spined him around the planet.
 * Succrus screamed!
 * Spitfire's jaw was agape!
 * Speed: Wait for it....
 * Spitfire: "T-t-t-t-there's more?!"
 * Succrus continues screaming as Lightning threw him in the ground and explosion of gold dust brusted. If you thought that was like the Sonic Rainboom, well let me tell ya, this arguablity diffeent, for this is the Dust Clan's legendary move.
 * All that was left of Succrus was a sholder piece of his armor, that was seen washing up to shore.
 * Spitfire: "Oh, sweet, Celestia..... You annialated Succrus like he was nothing! He was the Centaur's kingdom most dangerious criminal and one of the biggest enemies to Equestia, and you just..... Damn! I mean, pardon my languise but, DAMN!"
 * Spitfire picks up Succrus's sholder piece.
 * Spitfire: "How, how am i gonna explain this to Celestia?"
 * Lightning Dust: "Celestia sent you here?"
 * Spitfire: "Well, you see, Celestia got word at an uprising of badland exsiles began to invade Equestia, like something happened to the boarder guards. She had me and the wonderbolts, along with some of her best guards to combat them. At first, we just thought the Badlanders were just getting clever, but.... Succrus confirmed it. It was by Nefarious, the looney from space.... How am i gonna explain this to Celestia, on when the Gala is coming up!?"
 * Bill: "Well, believe it or not, what you just saw is but an exsample of what that tincan got himself into!"
 * Spitfire dropped her jaw again.
 * Spitfire: "You mean..... Your one of the new choosen Element barers, for the lost ones?"
 * silence.
 * Spitfire faced hoofed.
 * Spitfire: "MOTHER OF CELESTIA, I BUCKED UP BIG TIME?! Look, i promise i can re-instate you back to the Wonderbolts in a better time, but this is serious! I have to tell Celestia about this! Sorry i wasn't able to give a proper thanks, but, i, i gotta go!"
 * Spitfire tries to fly, but flops into the ground, screaming in pain!
 * Spitfire: "Aw, Celestia buck it! I forgot. That Tartarus condemned Man-horse stomped on my wing! I can't fly until it heals.... If it heals......"
 * Bill: "Don't worry, i hear there's a Zebra healer somewhere in this here forest that could fix that. We just have to know where to look."
 * Chow Mein: (To Lucky, Hurricane and Speed as Bill and Lighting helped Spitfire to Zecora's) I bet you guys anything that Nefarious' invasion has something to do with Blueblood's little plot against Celestia and the Gala involving that tincan and his gang.
 * Hurricane: "Maybe it's more then that. I hear talk that Blueface is not satisfied that a Unicorn named Twilight Sparkle got to be Alicorn and he didn't."
 * Lucky: "Really? Just how bad was his jealiousy that he pals up with evil aliens?"
 * Hurricane: Oh, hell, it was HUGE!!! I heard his screams from home. I also hear he has horrible behavior.
 * Lucky: How horrible?
 * Hurricane: He used a well-dressed mare as a shield from an oncoming cake.
 * Lucky: Well, that wasn't very nice for a gentlepony.
 * Spitfire: "Lightning, that move you did, it was incredable. I only heard stories about the Dust clan sparkle, but, to actselly seen it, I, i didn't realised you were related to THAT Dust family! I thought you were a totally different dust."
 * Lightning: "Eh, it's a commen mistake. What can i say now, is that The Sizemic Dust Toss has slayed another evil."
 * Spitfire: "Lightning, i felt, stupid kicking you out..... I mean, granted, you did had a few, respondsabilites issues, but hey, it's a diamond in the rough senario, ya know?"
 * Bill: "Well, no hero is god-perfect. At least not any mortal ones."
 * Spitfire: "But still, how am i gonna tell Celestia about this?"
 * Lightning Dust: "Well, we could think of something."
 * While the heroes moved on, they were watched by a Robot Chicken, and a small blue robot with drills. this was none other, then the idiotic robots from that weird Sonic TV show, Scratch and Grounder.
 * Scratch the robot chicken: "Oh no! Did you just see that?!"
 * Grounder the small robot: "You mean, uh, that little pony beating up that centaur guy?"
 * Scratch: "Worse, stupid! that little pony not only litterally redused that beast into nothing, she turned out to be one of the element barers and they somehow know about Blueblood's plans! Our new master Nefarious is gonna be furious!"
 * Grounder: "Oh i'm sure he's not gonna be too mad."
 * Suddenly the two robots where knocked out by familar platypus as Major Monagram appeared on his watch.
 * Monogram: "Well, it's good to know one of the new elements is diffently a warrior of true valure."
 * Buzz Lightyear, and his crew, and Rachet appeared.
 * Booster: "But what do we do about them wanting to warn the heroes?"
 * Monogram: "We will have to inprovise. We will let them warn the heroes, but we also have to appear there as well to convince them to let the celebrations go as plan. We can't risk letting Nefarious discover we're onto him untill we strike after they make their move."
 * XR: "Well, at least no one would feel guilty about letting them being vulerable to a psyco mad-robot."
 * Monogram: "But at the same time, we also have to make sure the Benufactor Blueblood and any possable cohorts are prevented from finding out and warning Nefarious."
 * Mira: "Yeah, but first, what do we do with Dr. Eggman's former henchmen?"
 * Monogram: "They are now under offitcal O.W.C.A., Star Command, and High Council Custity."
 * Buzz: Allright, lets get these two back to HQ for questioning. The next thing we need is Blueblood and Nefarious getting suspecion that Miss Lightning Dust knowing about their little scheme agaisnt The Celestia sisters and the Gala and pull that desperate plan of their's.
 * With that, the ATNFF quickly fanished in a puff of smoke by Perry.
 * (Taiku): "Good news is that those idiot former robots of Robitnik were stopped, and Succrus was prevented from ever becoming a problem. Bad news, a worser old foe of the Dust Family is coming apawn hearing the news of the fall of the Equestian Boarder defence, but that's for later."
 * Spitfire is resting as her wing is covered in a strange cream.
 * Lightning: "And that's what's going down."
 * Zecora: "I had sensed the pressence of a dark force from the far of Equestia's boarders the dark force is that of invaders from space. I fear they may present malvolent intentions, so once her wing heals, you all must make great haste."
 * Spitfire: "The sooner the better, miss Zecora. Celestia made me promise to give.... (Remembers Lightning Dust is here and that she clearly holds a grudge against Rainbow Dash) A speical somepony, a chance to preform with the wonderbolts on the gala. I don't wanna ruin her speical night."
 * Lightning: "Canterlot is hopefully not too far from here. Once Spitfire's wing heals, we'll take to the skies."
 * Bill: And Miss Zecora, I think we know who's the cause of the tincan's invasion at the Equestrian boarders, a jealious goyum Canterlot Prince named Blueblood.
 * Zecora didn't look shocked or surprised.
 * Zecora: "I had sense an uneasy enrgy from the prince. Most likely, he's doing this cause he feels wronged by Celestia's desidion to make Twilight Sparkle the new alicorn. Jealiousy, is truely a dangerious thing."
 * Speed: No wonder Dorkblood lost his mind by Celetia giving us the best thing that ever happened to Equesrtria and hired that tincan and his outcasted lackies.
 * Spitfire: "We can't afford to wait! (Gets up), Gah, anymore waiting is giving that Alien maniac a chance to (wing strains) AAHHHH!!?"
 * Hurricane: Take it easy, Miss Spitfire.
 * Speed: Yeah, save your strength later untill you get better.
 * Spitfire: "But dangerious forces are-"
 * Zecora gently made Spitfire lay down again.
 * Zecora: "The gala is still a few moons and suns away, and evil won't attack until that very Gala. There is still time."
 * Lightning: "Just enough for you to heal up."
 * Bill: "Trust me, injured creatures do not last a minute out there."
 * Hurricane: Don't worry, Miss. You can help us deal with the bad guys and that treacherous snake in unicorn prince's clothing when you're healed up and rested.
 * Lightning: "You got to trust us in this."
 * Spitfire really wanted to help Lighting counter the upcoming threat to make it up to her for booting her from the academy. But unfortunatly she had no choice but to rest and heal herself until then and her strengh returns.
 * Spitfire: "(Sighs), your right. I ain't in fighting condition. I can't risk perimently crippling this wing."
 * Lightning: Alright, Zecora? You do you think you can watch over her while we leave for Canterlot?
 * Zecora: I shall watch this unfortunate until her wing is better, and you may leave before things get badder.
 * Lightning: Good to hear that. (They all take off)
 * Spitfire:...(To Zecora) Do you speak in rhyme that much?
 * Zecora: No, but I do it almost all the time in the series.
 * Spitfire: Wow.
 * (Taiku): "I know some of you thinking that it may not be a good idea to leave without Spitfire to connfirm what they are going to say. Oh don't worry, Spitfire will heal hopefully quick enough to settle out things in time. But now, i think it's time Me and my friends enter the picture as well as us going back to the lougers who are still heading torwords Canterlot and would soon met with the other new elements of harmony."
 * A train is seen heading torword Canterlot.
 * Then we see Taiku wearing his panama jack hat and shades looking out the window while his seat is guarded by a few Minotaur bodyguards.
 * (Taiku): Ah, this is were yours truley and my friends finally come in. I've been waiting to show my friends to the louges as well as Spyro, Kairi and the people I worked with in my fictions. But i been it's been awhile since you seen my friends, right? Wanna remember who they are? Let's begin with Alice, not my girlfriend Alice but my colloge centaur princess friend since Eagle-Beak's little conspiracy back in Magic University.
 * Alice was in an exclusive suite with some Centaur servent boys giving her a hooficure and pedicure, as well as a facial.
 * Alice: Ahh, I can already tell this Gala will be great. I'm just so glad we centaurs will be able to show our faces in Equestria after that whole 'Pred Judu Des' incident last Easter.
 * Taiku: Yeah, that surely gave me nightmares.
 * Murray the Green Fat Dragon: (Eats a gemstone honey bun) Well, I can say, I really look forward to seeing Twilight again after 13 years.
 * Jimmy the Red Dragon: (Muffled) MURRAY!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!
 * Sid the Yellow Wyvern Dragon: Oh, yeah, dudes and dudettes. This is gonna be the best damn Gala in years. Not like the 2010 Gala. I even look forward to showing my effervescent glow to the affectionate mares there. I'll be as shiny as a hippocampus' scales.
 * Edgar the Ice Dragon: (Blows icey breath holes like he's smoking) A what?
 * Sid: Seriously, man? That's the scientific name for a merpony. You need to be into mythobiology more.
 * Murrey: "Hey Taiku, think Twilight will be able to remember us?"
 * Taiku: I bet she will and I cant wait for you guys to meet not just the louge, but the people I worked with in Dragonfire92379's fanfictions which started my fanfiction career thanks to you know who.
 * Murray: "Who?"
 * A crazed laughter is heard as items scatter and some ponies ran screaming!
 * It was Godfry the Mini Hydra! His head was seen in a pile of suitcases, where he was assumingly was hiding in the package storage.
 * Godfry: "OH THE PRANKING POSSABILIES ARE ENDLESS! (LAUGHS)"
 * Then Louis, Alice's assistant came in.
 * Louis: Real funny, Godfry.
 * Godfry: "Oh why are you looking at me like i just did something stupid?"
 * Taiku: Nothing, just randomly interupted our convernsation. And that you just scared innosent passingers that will no doubt complain to the conducter. Anyway Mur, who did you think was the reason I started my fanfiction career? Old Man Preddy himself.
 * Murray: "But i thought he hates you?  In fact, all mythic creatures for that matter."
 * Taiku: I know that, but his xhenophobic behavor and what he pulled last easter did one good thing. (Shows his friends a poster of the first fiction he started in as he continued) He unknowingly got me noticed.
 * Godfry: "You really went places Ku-ku!"
 * Louis: "You know Godfry, you should be worried about the conductor."
 * Godfry: "Oh why is tha-"
 * Conductor: WHO'S SCARING OFF THE PASSENGER'S?!? (Comes out as a muscular stallion) WHO DID IT?!? (Everypony except for the group but Murray pointed at Godfry)
 * Godfry: (Looking at Murray) Oh, thanks a--(The conductor grabbed him)
 * Murray: You're welcome, Godfry.
 * Conductor: WHAT GIVES YOU THE NERVE TO SCARE OFF THE PASSENGERS, YOU STUPID HYDRA?!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT THERE'S FILLIES AND FOALS HERE?!?
 * Godfry: (Blabber talks)
 * Conductor: Enough of your fancy talk! You're out of here! (Prepares to throw Godfry off of the train until Taiku stops him)
 * Taiku: HOLD ON ONE BURNING SECOND, TOUGH GUY!!! He's with us! He was just pulling a harmless prank, that's all.
 * Conductor: Pranks are strictly forbidden on this train!
 * Taiku: Since when?
 * Conductor: Since I legally established it. See? (Shows him a fake banner that says 'No pranks')
 * Taiku:...That's a fake! Hell, if you want it legally made, you need to take it up with the Princesses. And I can tell that THIS (Points at the words 'Celestia and Luna', which is supposed to be their signature) is absolutely NOT their signature. That's not their style of writing. THIS is what their style of writing is. (Shows him Celestia and Luna's REAL style of writing in the form of magic writing)
 * Conductor:...Uh...crap.
 * Taiku: Now unless you want me to take this up with the Princesses, I suggest you leave Godfry alone, get back to driving this train, and DON'T COME BACK UNTIL WE GET TO CANTERLOT!!! Got it?!?
 * Conductor:...Yes. (Leaves)
 * Godfry: "Oh thanks Tai-pow. I owe ya."
 * Taiku: "Well, your lucky i actselly know Celestia, otherwise, you would've had to walk to Canterlot."
 * Jimmy: "Hey, Taiku, it's great your such a celeberty since that Pred Judu Des mess in easter."
 * Murray: "Hey, uh, i'm confused, where's the others again?"
 * Taiku: "Well, thanks to Russel's bad negosiation skills, he and the others are in the second class cart."
 * Sid: "Then how did Godfry got into first class?"
 * Taiku: I was kinda thinking the same thing.
 * Godfry: "I put myself in as Alice's pet."
 * Louis: Funny, I dont remember Alice letting you being her pet, Godfry.
 * Godfry: "True, but the Con-dope-ters don't know that! I sign myself as the royal pet of Alice in all my travels! It's how i was able to get luxurious vacations to beauticul parts of the world, at no cost! I just asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and i go off scott free! I'm a genius!"
 * Taiku: You sly dog.
 * Alice: "GODFRY?!"
 * Godfry: "What? What're you getting getting upset with me for?"
 * Louis: (Smirking) Busted.
 * Godfry: "Come on, ain't your folks like, rich and stuff? I mean, a king and queen of centaurs, i mean, clearly your loaded right? So what's a few high prices of my excessive traveling?"
 * Taiku: Dude, your forgetting that Alice's dad is dead. He was killed in the cartoonian wars, the second one to be exact, remember?
 * Godfry: ".... Oops...... Ok, let me rephrease that. Isn't your mom rich and junk? I mean, a Queen of cen-"
 * Alice: Stop it! I dont wanna hear it! When the Gala is over, your gonna have to be honest with all the train stations you conned and pay off the dept.
 * Godfry: "Oh, just the train stations? Good, i could still get away with all my travelings involved with bus, dragon air travel, even some of my universeal trips. Not too punishing."
 * Alice: "......... YOU ALSO USED BUSES, DRAGON AIR, AND UNITED UNIVERSEAL TRAVEL?!"
 * Godfry: "Oh come on, how can you not get a good use of knowing someone who's rich?"
 * Alice: MY GOD, GODFRY, DON'T YOU REALIZE MY MOTHER IS CHEAP?!? She values her fortune so much, she harshly punishes those who mess with it! One time, she made a bet with this rich centaur, and she lost her fortune. But when it was revealed that he cheated, she had him AND his followers publicly executed, EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
 * Godfry: "Oh anyone knows Centaurs only use the old "off with their head" tactic. Not that i am fond of my naterol ability, but the perk of growing a second head or extra ones has it advantages."
 * Taiku: You are such an idiot, Godfry.
 * Murray" "But i thought Hydras do grow extra heads."
 * Godfry: But in all honesty, I do NOT want to have to regrow my head. That would mean that I would grow an EXTRA head. Honestly, the fact of THAT happening haunts me every night. I don't want an extra head! It'd be like living with extra me's! And I REALLY don't want that!

Present Outside. The train's engine room. Outside. Tracks. Engine room. Outside. (This would be the song)
 * Godfry: (Millions of heads are seen)...I HATE being a hydra!
 * Alice: "But you don't understand! My mother is a crazy, greedy, unreasonable tyrant that's too acustom of always getting her way! She won't stop until your dead, Godfry!"
 * Godfry: "Oh lighten up! It's not like Celestia would allow her to do such a thing to me. I have diplomatic amuunity."
 * Taiku: Froget it Al, if he wants to learn the hard way that conning gets you into trouble, let him.
 * Alice: At least your living the dream, Taiku.
 * Suddenly, in the distence, a regel looking dark armor wearing Female Centaur with a dark looking crown riding a charriot being pulled by two dragons that look like recolored versons Wispering Deaths from the How to train your dragon tv show. She pulled out a dark magic staff, and intents to harm a certain idiot Hydra. This was Alice's mother, known imfamously as the Dark Mark Queen.
 * Dark Mark Queen: "I don't care who dies in that train crash, the Hydra who steals my money must suffer!
 * The Dark Mark Queen zaps near the Train, causing a small earthquake
 * Taiku: "WHOA?! THE JUNK?!"
 * Louis: "The junk was that?!"
 * Alice: That's mother's insane alter ego, The Dark Mark Queen.
 * Taiku: And I thought Luna's evil-half, Nightmare Moon was scary!
 * Murray: "Why is she called the dark mark queen? I thought Centaur's can't get cutiemarks?"
 * Alice: "It's because of her birthmark, it resembles an angel. An angel with two halfs.... That of good.... and evil...."
 * Godfry: "You mean like that magic card "Change of Hearts" in YU-GI-OH?"
 * Alice: You dont understand, Godfry. Mother has a jackle and hyde personality. When she is good, she is Benevolent Queen Abigal, but when someone messes with her, thats where her crazy, greedy, tyrranical half, the Dark Mark Queen comes in.
 * Taiku: "Translation, SHE'S FREAKEN TICKED OFF AT YOU YA IDIOT?!"
 * Godfry: "Ok, maybe i may had overlook that tiny slight flaw in my plans for free vacationing."
 * Taiku: "We got to get this train to go faster before she desides to shoot for keeps!"
 * Alice: "I'll get Gwen and the others to evacuate all the passingers..... (Annoyed) And Godfry."
 * Taiku: "Sid, i want you to go out there and play "catch me if you can" with Queen Jerk Mark! The rest of us can handle the train!"
 * Sid: "You got it bro!?"
 * Sid was wooting as he blasted out of the train!
 * Taiku: "Quick guys, let's make this work!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen aims her staff at the train, intent on blasting it to kingdom come.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "Say bye-bye, hydra! (chakles like a witch)"
 * Sid: Hey ugly!
 * The Dark Mark Queen looks at Sid.
 * Sid: "Bet you can't the broad side of the biggest Equestian Navy ship!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen shouts a battle cry as she fires dark magic at Sid, who dudges!
 * Sid: "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA?!"
 * Sid flew away fast!
 * Dark Mark Queen: "COWARD!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen made her dragons turn to the direction of Sid and chased him!
 * Taiku barged in!
 * Taiku disables the enginers!
 * Taiku: "Sorry, train's being attacked by a shadowy dark queen, saving lives here!"
 * Taiku grabs the speed switch and hits to maximum, causing the train to zoom!
 * Everyone screams as the train goes unbelieveably fast!
 * Faint screams caught the Dark Mark Queen's ear, and she noticed the train escaping to canterlot!
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "I HAD BEEN TRICKED?!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen had her dragons changed torwords the direction of the retreating train, ignoring Sid completely!
 * Sid: "Aw man! I guess that's all i can do! I gotta warn Celly!"
 * Sid zoomed torword's Canterlot!
 * the train was still speeding near Canterlot, but The Dark Mark Queen is quickly catching up!
 * The Dark Mark Queen laughs maniacly!
 * Taiku: "When we get to the train station, that's when everyone makes a run for it!"
 * Jimmy: But how do we stop the train when it gets to the station?
 * Russel: Dont worry, Jimbo! Russel will get it!
 * Russel gets out, and gets ahead of the train just feet before the station!
 * Eddy: So, Taiku. Your a Luck Dragon right? Can you do something about changing Alice's mom from a homicidal witch to a normal centaur queen with your luck dragon powers?
 * Taiku: "Depends, do you think A level 99 Luck Dragon like me can handle a level 999 evil alternate personally?!"
 * Eddy: "..... I take that as a no?"
 * Taiku: When we run for it, pray to the devines. We might be meeting them soon if Sid desided to to get Celestia to help us, and he doesnt make it in time.
 * Alice: And Godfry, if a miracle turns my mom back to her benevolent self, you have to face her and apologize for what you did.
 * Godfry: "I just would like to say, I wish someone told me about this sooner! Then i should've pretended to be a pet of Celestia!"
 * Taiku and Alice groaned in annoyence!
 * when the train reaches russel, he grabs the train, causing an instent slowdown! and stopped right near the train station.
 * The Dark Mark Queen drew close, as Taiku and friends, and the other passingers escaped the train!
 * The Dark Mark Queen interseted Taiku's group. her charriot landed. She got off, and released her dragons who were making menacing hisses and growls.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "My victory is at hand, my pets. Now, my pets, destroy the others, but the Hydra is mine!"
 * The Dragons slithered around Taiku and Friends as The Dark Mark Queen approuched a cowerdingly Godfry!
 * Godfry: "My, your highness..... Uh, you know, they say black evil armor is way in today!"
 * James: Celestia help us!
 * The Dark Mark Queen's staff turns into a double edge pendulum battle weapon.
 * Godfry: "Queeny, babe, come on, your better then this!"
 * Eddy: Looks like Godfry's goose is offically cooked.
 * The Dark Mark Queen raised her weapon ready to stike the killing blow on Godfry.
 * Alice: May the Great Devines have mercy on my idiot friend's soul.
 * A familier shout is heard, as The Dark Mark Queen looks over, and sees the lougers running in the background with the Mane 6!
 * Po: "WINGS OF JUSTISE!"
 * Po jumps off, but falls down, but was snagged by crane, as the louger land in a very dramitic way, fighting pose as Po was faceing the wrong way, but quickly correct this, as the Mane 6 appeared Via magic from Twilight.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "What in the pools of the Syix is this?"
 * ???: "Let's just say, it is not your day yet again, Dark Mark Queen."
 * Suddenly The Dark Mark Queen Was hit by a bright light.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: NOOOOO!!!!!
 * The dark mark queen then changes into a regal centauress whereing a golden crown and has Alice's physical appearence but is more build then her duaghter, on her flank was an angel with two halfs, that of good and evil. The Dark Mark Queen had changed back into Queen Abigal. The Dragons that slithered around Taiku's group transformed into diffrent coloured Zipplebacks as Alice galloped to her mother.
 * Alice: Mom!
 * Queen Abigal: Oh. Where am I? How did I get here?
 * Skipper: "Well, that wrapped nicely and quickly in a nice little bow."
 * Celestia appeared as she landed.
 * Celestia: "Can someone tell me HOW did Abigal turned into the Dark Mark Queen again?"
 * Taiku: Well Princess C. Why don't you ask him! (Points an accusing finger at Godfry who gulped nearviously since he's in trouble now)
 * Celestia gave a disappointed, and annoyed groan.
 * Celestia: "Godfry, what did you do this time?!"
 * Godfry: "Ok, first of all, let's be clear that it wasn't intentional to turn Alice's mom into a witch queen, secondly-"
 * Taiku: (Face palms himself!) He sign himself as the royal pet of Alice in all his little travel schemes and got away with metahorical murder by asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and he got off scott free again!
 * Godfry: "I was getting to that!"
 * Alice: Honestly, Godfry. That conning habit of yours is going to get you into some serious trouble someday.
 * Murray: "But didn't it just did?"
 * Godfry: "Oh relax guys, like any of the traveling businesses are ever gonna catch on."
 * Taiku: Did I also forget to mention the traveling businesses Godfry also swindled?
 * Celestia: "Godfry, honestly WHAT in my mother's name am i gonna do with you?"
 * Godfry: "Oh like i said, they're never gonna be onto me!"
 * Taiku: He keeps saying that but he still doesn't learn!
 * Celestia just sighed. She, Taiku and Alice are just near the end of their rope with Godfry's Shenanigans. But now is not a good time to play the blame and shame game. Godfry will need to be punished another time.
 * Celestia: "Godfry, dealing with you will have to wait. A much more greater matter awaits."
 * Godfry: "Well, plenty of time to make a go explanation no doubt. I have alot of hilarious ideas for the Grand Galloping Ga- (Suddenly, he is dragged by a group of raggity clothing goblin warriors.) Hey what the?! Hey what is this?! Who do you weirdos think you are?!"
 * A taller goblin appeared. He has a breasplate armor, slightly ripped black pants, spiked collars on his arms, and most shockingly, his left hand is replaced with a chain saw!
 * Godfry: "Whoa! And i been told Canterlot was a decent neightberhood!"
 * the Chain saw goblin: "SHUT YER YAP IN THE PRESENCE OF THE IGNORED RIGHTFUL NEW ALICORN PRINCE BLUEBLOOD'S SECRET POLICE, NO-BACK-LEGS?!"
 * Godfry: "Uh, yeah, you guys ain't a very good secret police if your out in broad daylight, don't ya think? (Laughs out of control?!)"
 * The Chain Saw goblin punched Godfry!
 * Godfry: "OW?! THEY THAT'S ASSULT, BUSTER?! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE SIR, BUT I AM AN EQUESTIAN CIDISEN?!"
 * The Chain Saw Goblin: "Then allow me to introduse myself, no-back-legs... They call me, Captain Cut-lin. On account of the fact i'm a goblin, and i have THIS!"
 * Captain Cut-lin the chain saw goblin demonstracts his chain-saw hand!
 * Godfry: "I bet that thing gets you in trouble with dragon air security like alot! One time, they couldn't even let me board a dragon with a rubber chicken, could you believe tha-"
 * Captain Cut-lin grabs Godfry by the throat!
 * Captain Cut-lin: "All right, you bloody stupid hydra! Your under arrest for mass scamming of public transferations, whicn includes but not limited too, the trainstations, dragon airlines, the public bus, taxis, and even the United Universeal spaceports, and the causing of the Dark Mark Queen to come back?! You are set with a trail with his majusty Blueblood himself!?"
 * Suddenly, more "secret police" goblins appear as an imperial sounding march song is heard, as a familier white staillian is seen walking across the street as a line of Goblins saluted Blueblood.


 * (Taiku): Well folks, here comes Prince Bad News himself, the "Phoney" Alicorn King who's reign will be short lived and who's jealiously for Twilight's Allicornhood is the main reason Dorkfarious and his lakies almost got their hands on Kairi. And that would be the self centered arrogant nephew of Princess C. Blueblood, though, as you noticed, he's becomeing more like Farquaad then the unicorn prince you've known in 2010. And your wondering why he has a secret police force? Let's see, huh?
 * Prince Blueblood: "Well, Captain..... What have you and your men captured this time? A thief? A robber? A cat Burgler? AN ASSASSIN!?"
 * Captian Cut-lin: Just a bloody swindler of a hydra who scamed no less then 5 transportaitions. Not to mention he almost caused the Dark Mark Queen to come back!
 * Blueblood glared angerly at Godfry!
 * Blueblood: "How dare you, almost causing a great threat to equestia to come back and destroy us all, for mere cons no less?!"
 * His pet raven (who was the same raven from before) lands on Blueblood, and shares his angry gaze!
 * Blueblood: "That makes you a danger to this glorious kingdom?!"
 * Godfry: "Well, tecnecly, in all honesty, your not really a king."
 * Cut-lin growled, scaring Godfry into submission.
 * Cut-lin: That may be stupidly true, but Lord Blood of Blue was referring to Celestia and Luna. It's THEIR kingdom, and they entrusted him of keeping peace in Equestria not too long ago, which in term, is where we come in. I am the captain of the Goblin Law Enforcement Agency. GLEA for short. And the crime you have caused for as long as I can remember shall NOT go unpunished. You're coming with us.
 * Blueblood: "You are going to be sentenced to a lifetime of horrendus torture!"
 * Celestia: A lifetime? Wait a second, Blueblood! That's a little too far! Only I have the right to exceed eternal punishment. Plus, I cannot let you torture this poor soul.
 * Godfry: Yeah, I have diplomatic immunity. You can't arrest me.
 * Cut-lin: Oh, really? LIAR!!!
 * Godfry: I'm not lying! I talked to Celestia about it years ago.
 * Blueblood: Diplomatic immunity is for those in power only. Commoners like you are not allowed and are strictly prohibited from having that kind of immunity.
 * Godfry:...Um...(Chuckles)
 * Cut-lin: Okay, wise guy, you're coming with me! (Chains up Godfry)
 * Celestia: NO! Cut-lin! I forbid you from doing this!
 * Cut-lin: Your highness, this hydra has broken strict laws, and must be punished.
 * Celestia: I said you're NOT doing this, and that's final. Now let him go before I fire you. And as for YOU, Blueblood, I expect MORE from commanding the GLEA than eternally torturing a poor defenseless soul. I expect sympathy, and to discuss sentency of people with me BEFORE you torture them. Am I clear?
 * Blueblood:...Yes, your highness.
 * Celestia: The next time I hear of you doing such a foolish act again, you will no longer be allowed to attend this years Gala.
 * Blueblood:...I understand.
 * Celestia: Seriously, what is with you? You have been acting this way for a long time. Is this because of your jealousy of Twilight? You think you can just do things like this all just because you didn't become an Alicorn long ago? Well, I'm sure you remember Sunset Shimmer, don't you? Let's just say Twilight had quilites neither you and Sunset had to become Alicorns.
 * Suddenly, a griffin that is wearing a purple business suit that has a Hawk's head appeared.
 * Griffin: "Oh, you mean that "Friendship is magic" garbage, do ya?"
 * He was followed by a Goblin in a black regel suit wearing glasses, has a small buck tooth, and has a small hunch and mantis like posture.
 * Goblin: "Nothing personal on that Celestia, but the rest of the universe doesn't think so highly about friendship like that. To non equestians, it's just an allience with a cute pet name, to coin a norman prhase."
 * Blueblood made magic hands appear that grabs both the mouths of the duo.
 * Blueblood: "Griff Griffinshire, Prime Minister Gob Linston, do remember your manners!"
 * Griff: Mmm-hmm! (Blueblood lets go of their mouths)
 * Blueblood: She means well, so you shouldn't judge her beliefs. And neither should I. I assure you, Celestia, it won't happen again.
 * Celestia: Good to hear. Now kindly let Godfry go.
 * Blueblood: "Sorry Cut-lin, i guess there's no torture this time around. The hydra practicly got away with the biggest con in Equestian history!"
 * Captain Cut-lin growls.
 * The Goblins back off.
 * Godfry: "See, what did i told ya guys? Diplomatic Immunity."
 * Griff: "Oh great, another criminal given the easy pass to avoid justise."
 * Gob: "Oh how can Celestia be sure he won't just go back conning transportation businesses again and put another rich family in dept?"
 * Celestia: Don't worry. I'll let Taiku and his friends watch over him from now on in case he thinks of doing it again.
 * Taiku: You have our word, your highness, we'll make sure he doesn't do it again. Right, Godfry?
 * Godfry: Yup.
 * Alice: Now, Godfry, I think you owe my mother an apology. And mother, I think YOU owe HIM an apology for letting your cheapness turn you into Dark Mark Queen.
 * Godfry: I'm sorry for this deception, your grace. It's just that...my family is a bit poor and can't afford to let me go to Canterlot with the rest of my friends. That's why I used your daughter to help me. Of course, I never knew you were cheap with your wealth.
 * Queen Abigal:...I'm sorry as well. I admit, I have done awful things in the past like harshly punishing a cheater in front of his own family, and...I don't know. But since I feel guilt for my actions, I will be more than happy to help your family in this time of crisis so this incident never happens again.
 * (Taiku): Yeah, I suppose you're wondering how the Dark Mark Queen came to pass before. Sorry, this isn't relivant to our story about a psyco robot and Bluebloo attacking the Gala for power, so back to our story.
 * Blueblood: "Well, now that's out of the way, there are bigger fish to fry, isn't that right, MISS RARITY?!"
 * The Goblins grabbed and dragged a stuggling Rarity to Blueblood!
 * Blueblood: "A few years ago, you assulted in the last Gala and made me look like a fool! My reputation shattered! Ponies began to hate me! Your sentience for assulting royalty? DEATH?!"
 * Rarity gasped!
 * Blueblood: "Bring in Claddor!"
 * Screams that sounded like Thumber from A big's life are heard. they see a really tall, menacing Goblin in a ripped business suit, sharp fang-like teeth, and is restanted by more Secret Police Goblins by the chains embedded into his back! This was Claddor! He looks at Rarity, and he roars as he slowly was trying to get to rarity with the goblins doing what they can to keep him from going faster!
 * Blueblood grabbed Rarity by magic, hold her in midair, and started to move torwords a bloodthristy Claddor!
 * Rarity begans to panic as she fruitlessly struggles
 * Blueblood: "What's the matter, miss rarity? Not a goblin fan?"
 * Claddor begins to roar wildly as he gets closer to Rarity!
 * Rarity screamed as she closed her eyes
 * Blueblood: "You don't like Claddor?"
 * Rarity: (Squeals) NOT THE MANE, NOT THE MANE!!!
 * Celestia: BLUEBLOOD!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MY MADE UP BEARD ARE YOU DOING?!? First you try and torture a hydra, now THIS?!?
 * Blueblood:...Uh...
 * Celestia: That's it! I've had it with your unacceptable behavior! You are hereby BANNED from this year's Gala!
 * Blueblood: Wait, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to--
 * Celestia: No! I won't get into this discussion any longer! I don't want to see you at my Gala, or I'll have no choice but to ban you from Galas for life! In fact, you don't deserve to become an Alicorn after such an act. Now get your flank back to Canterlot and don't show yourself for the rest of the night!
 * Blueblood: But, but, but, but--
 * Celestia: (In royal voice) NOW!!!
 * Blueblood: (Teleports away)
 * Claddor was roaring at Rarity, promping her to make a run for it!
 * Cause of the delfeliment, the goblins dragged a angered Claddor away before things get worse!
 * Griff: "Well, letting a con man getting away with a crime was one thing, but allowing someone who assulted royalty go unpunished?"
 * Gob: "I'm starting to question Celestia's ruling abilites."
 * Griff: "Yep! Ever since that Pred Judu Des mess, our justise system became a joke. All thanks to that Friendship garabge."
 * Gob: "Friendship is magic eh? More like "Friendship is a policitcal waste of time"!"
 * Griff: "Who to thunk it that Celestia ended up becoming the WORSE thing to happen to Equestia since that nutcase Discord and his more insane brother Mayhem!"
 * Gob: "Oh, like she'll take us seriously! She hasn't done it before, she won't now!"
 * Gob got on Giff. Griff flew off.
 * Captain Cut-lin made a milliterry pose to make the Secret Police Goblins leave.