The Revenge of Darkness Qui

The Revenge of Darkness Qui is the 14th episode of the 1st Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, Darkness Qui and her associates, Narcotic and Celsius, escaped the Alternate UUniverses and threaten to create a new Villains Act by bringing the rival villain teams of these United Universes together, bringing them together in a perfect harmony of death. Will our heroes be able to stop Darkness Qui again, or is this gonna be one of those "what comes around, goes around" moments? Also, Cynder gets a vision of Darkness Qui in her past, but what does it mean?

Chapter 1- Darkness Qui Returns
Alternate UUniverses Original UUniverses, Dragon Temple Later...
 * Darkness Qui: (Camera on wall with shadows appearing, and cackles) At last! After months and months of engineering, I have finally been able to build the Humans' Interdimensional Transporter!
 * Narcotic: Excuse me, your grace, but I did most of the work, you know!
 * Darkness Qui: Of course you did! But under my glorious mind!
 * Celsius: Uh, Your darkness? What exactly is your plan once we travel to the heroes' UUniverses? We haven't exactly taken the time to think it through yet, have we?
 * Darkness Qui: FYI, Celsius, I already had a plan in my big noggin this whole time! We travel to the other UUniverses, and round up every villain team in it to create a new Villains Act! I'm 100% sure it will work. By next week, a new Villains Act will arise in no time.
 * Narcotic: But what if the villains in the other worlds hate each other and won't be willing to join forces? Have you thought about that?
 * Darkness Qui: If i can reason with riviling evil tribes to side one and another to dispatch the good tribes, i can handle a few petty conflicts of their united universes.
 * Narcotic: "Well, we better hurry though, Magam, and Empress Serpentos's forces are coming this way, and fast!"
 * Darkness Qui: "If only you arn't the only living or non-faultering villains withing miles of here! The Teliporter, NOW!"
 * Celsius: "No need to shout, your grace."
 * Darkness Qui: (Narcotic opens portal) Excellent! Now let's get the hell out of here.
 * Magnum: (Uses Diamond Septar to break door down and comes in with Serpentos and her forces) Alright, Qui! You and your associates are under arrest!
 * Darkness Qui: I'm afraid you and your party are too late, Ms. Buzz! Because I'm already on my way to your little heroes' Universes! Adios, suckers! (She and her associates pass through portal, and the portal closes on Magnum)
 * Magnum: NO! Serpentos, we gotta get this portal back open! Qui is gonna start a new Villains Act in our saviors' Universes!
 * Serpentos: Well, how am I supposed to know how to work this thing? I'm not good at science!
 * Magnum: Well, then, I'll try it! (Looks at controls) Let's see...well, if there's one thing I know, it's that the red button always works! So...(Presses big red button, and portal opens) Alright, now we're talking! Let's go! (Everyone goes through portal)
 * Icky: "Finally, after a busy couple of days, invovling slime monsters, Mutants, established and/or OC villains, it's nice to finally take days off for ourselfs."
 * SpongeBob: You said it! I haven't had a break since we left for Hawaii and helped Lilo and Stitch! In fact, I just need to stretch for a bit!
 * Private: But SpongeBob, you don't have any bones to stretch.
 * SpongeBob: That may be true, but that doesn't mean I actually have a skeleton. I actually have mesohyl that I need to crack. (Stretches, and cracks are heard)
 * Private: 'Mesohyl'? What's that?
 * Kowalski: Well, Private, that's the gelatinous matrix within a sponge. It resembles a type of connective tissue and contains several fibrils and skeletal elements.
 * Private: Well, if it's gelatinous, then why did it crack when he stretched?
 * Kowalski: Oh, that's because they get stiffened by spicules, a structural elements that gives a sponge structural support. It might take a while for the spicules to make the mesohyl stiff again.
 * SpongeBob: Thanks for the info, Kowalski!
 * B.O.B: Don't you guys find it weird that Senator Tricorn is a cyborg? I mean I never noticed that before. Even if the cybernetic implants are covered with artificial skin that looks a whole lot realistic.
 * Cynder: "Reguardless of her behavior, i feel bad on how she ended up cybernetic."
 * Iago: "Not to mention the possability that the event made her trumitised to the point she acts like that! i mean, aside from the implants messing with her head!"
 * Shifu: "Alister did say he is working on more funtioning replacement parts for Tri-Corn. turns out, the parts Tri-Corn had were expearimental protoypes, and they, more or less work. He said in good time, the more new and improved, and superior parts will be made. he warned me that, it may be awhile. Till then, we shall simply avoid enraging Tri-Corn."
 * Icky: "Already ahead of you on that."
 * Iago: So am I!
 * Spyro: Me too!
 * Skipper: But until Senator Tricorn's brains are fixed, I say we take the time to relax!
 * SpongeBob: Totally! Oh, yeah, I got something to tell you guys! Sandy and I...ARE GOING ON A DATE!
 * The lougers gasped in excitment!
 * Spongebob: "(Laughs), got you guys good, did i?"
 * Icky: "RIP-OFF ARTIST!"
 * Icky kicks Spongebob in the shins!
 * Spongebob: "OW!"
 * A portal opened up!
 * Icky: "Aw now what?"
 * Lord Shen: "Something just always have to happen, does it?"
 * Magnum: (Pops out of portal with Emperor Serpentos) Alright, where's Darkness Qui? I'll...uh...where is she?
 * Serpentos: Odd! We must've been teleported to random places in the other UUniverses.
 * Gilda: Penelope!
 * Magnum: Gilda! Great to see you again, bud!
 * Gilda: You too, bud!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, it's Magnum and Serpentos from the Alternate UUniverses!
 * Lord Shen: Well, it sure is nice to see them again. It's been quite a while since we've last heard from the Alternate UUniverses.
 * Patrick: You said it!
 * Spyro: That's right. But something tells me that this isn't for a little reunion.
 * Magnum: (Sighs) Well, I'm afraid you're right. Your worlds are under attack.
 * Rico: Aww, no!
 * Lord Shen: Under attack? By who?
 * Serpentos: I'm afraid it's someone you may alrady know.
 * Patrick: Is it Xerxes XX?
 * Squidward: No, you moron! He died, remember?
 * Patrick: Oh, yeah!
 * Lord Shen: Well, I'm going to have to assume it's Darkness Qui again!
 * Magnum: That's right. We came to your world so we can stop them from wreaking havoc. They intend to create a new Villains Act by rounding up all the Villain Teams in your world, and perform countless invasions on it.
 * SpongeBob: (All Lodgers look at each other, and begin laughing out loud)
 * Serpentos: Wha...what's so funny? Isn't this serious?
 * SpongeBob: Of course it is, Serpentos! But it is TOTALLY unlikely that she'll succeed in doing something like that.
 * Magnum: Well, why is that?
 * Iago: Well, let me spell it out for you, lady! The villain teams in our world are not together for a reason. And that is because they hate each other.
 * Magnum: They do?
 * Icky: Are you kidding? They are complete and total rivals! They would never become whole, even for a total bitch like Darkness Qui!
 * Magnum: "Qui is nortorious of being very persaive, she united two hostile rival tribes togather, and nearly wiped out all the good tribes."
 * Icky: "Nearly?"
 * Magnum: Well, the tribes were very evasive, and some managed to survive. But the point is that Darkness Qui can easily bring together a bunch of villains even if they hate each other.
 * SpongeBob: (Scoffs)
 * Serpentos: SpongeBob, this is serious! She can do it!
 * Spyro: Relax, Serpentos! There's nothing to be concerned about. I assure you that the Villain teams can never join forces.
 * Cynder: It's true. We've even seen them getting into riots with each other.
 * Serpentos: Are you sure about that? Have they ever even joined forces once?
 * Kowalski: Well, there was that time they formed an alliance in order to see who gets Pinocchio once they capture him. Yet when they all failed, they were so angry, they eventually had another riot.
 * Magnum: How many riots have they actually done?
 * Kowalski: (Gets out abacus and calculates)...74.
 * Serpentos: My goodness!
 * Magnum: Well, we can't know for sure. There is a possibility that Darkness Qui can accomplish this. But if it doesn't work, then it'll be alright. We just need to see if it happens or not.
 * Kowalski: Not a problem. I was just working on a little something to help for such an occasion. (Takes out a small robot bug) This is my SpyBug. I created it so we can gather intel on the Villains recent plans.
 * Serpentos: "It's our best chance. Because you all shouldn't be doubtful of Qui's abilites, because she was a very successful leader of the villains act, she form it back when it WAS actselly doubtful that any villain will see benifect in a periment allience, but it did happened, and everyone on the side of light suffered greatly, because they questioned the potainional threat that is Darkness Qui."
 * Iago: "Chill, the villains we have here hate each others guts."
 * Lord Shen: "That doesn't give us the right to question it as a possably, if she was able to put the alternate universe in such chaos, igmagine if she can do the same to our united universes, and let's not also doubt the possablity that she'll find out what darkspawn are!"
 * Magnum: "Forgive my asking, but, what are these, "Darlspawn", and are they of concern?"
 * Shifu: Yes! They are the worst Villains team ever known in our UUniverses. They have caused many wars in their time. So far, they've only caused two wars that are both terrible and horrifying. Many lives were lost, and many villains have arose because of it.
 * Magnum: So what happened to them?
 * Shifu: They have been sealed away to an outside dimension called the Banished Realms, a kids' term for 'Hell'.
 * Serpentos: So you're saying that the Darkspawn is locked away in Hell?
 * Shifu: Yes. But please refer to it as 'The Banished Realms'. We don't want this show to be for adult audiences only.
 * Magnum: Got it. But still, I am concerned that Darkness Qui might round up the Villain teams successfully. And the only way to prove it is to spy on them, right?
 * Kowalski: Of course. My SpyBug is so small, no one will even notice it. Not even the sharpest eyes of any Villain in the teams.
 * Serpentos: That's good to hear. Now, to start off, can you tell us how many Villain teams there are? Because if it's like 5 to 10, then we're done for.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you won't have to worry about that, Empress Serpentos. There are only 3 Villain teams. They are The Villain League, which has the most villains, The Scourage Empire, which was originally named the Fang Empire until it's leader was betrayed by a mean dragon baddy, and Team Nefarious, which can sometimes be very cocky.
 * Magnum: Okay, 3 isn't a problem. Can you tell us about these Villain teams?
 * SpongeBob: Well, of course we can. But you'll have to listen up closely.
 * Shifu: ...And Team Nefarious is also a very big deal. We first crossed paths with them in Baghdad when we got mixed up with a cobbler named Tak. The leader, Dr. Nefarious, has gotten their hands on the UUniversal Boundary Generator, the device that keeps the flow of the UUniverses swift and steady, and also for keeping the Banished Realms from merging with the rest of the Universes, as well as it's counterpart, Heaven, which you can have easy access to. Nefarious plans to use this Generator to blackmail the Villain League into forsaking Malefor, and serving them instead.
 * Serpentos: "That's very, concerning. reguardless of only being three villain teams as suppose to 5 or 90, they prove to be very deadly and threatening alone."
 * Lord Shen: "But igmagine the horror if they formed into one big team? alone, they are like an annoying swarm of locusts, but togather...."
 * Icky: "It's the junking 8th plage!"
 * Skipper: "It's up to us to make sure it doesn't happen! Kolwalski, fire you your robo-beetle!"

Chapter 2- Meeting of the Villains
the villain leage fortress. on the TV. reality. Leage break room. The Drag Scourge throwne room. Nefarious Space Station Later
 * Lord Corba was channel surfing.
 * Lord Cobra: "OH! Exterm-a-mate! My faverite show on the villains channel!"
 * Host: "So, tell us, Courtney, are looking for a man in your life, or just have a good time?"
 * there were three beautiful girls.
 * Countney, the one in the middle: "Deffinetly, a boyfriend!"
 * Host (pulls out a ray gun): "Wrong answer! (zaps Courtney into ash, and Lord Cobra's laughing can be heard) Tiffiney, same question!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh, that girl just got pwned! (laughs)!"
 * voice: "COBRA!"
 * Lord Cobra (thinking): "Oh no, Chrysalis is being bitchy again. oh, if only we have met in THAT dating show!"
 * Lord Cobra: "What now, Chrysalis?"
 * Queen Chrysalis: "What the hell, is this? (shows paper)"
 * Lord Cobra: "That's the credit card bill. What, did lose the ability to read? Let me know if you lost the ability to open you mouth and spew melting acid, cause that, i would not wanna miss!"
 * Queen Chrysalis: "Cut the crap, snake-face! I demand to know, what processed that warlocky mind of yours, to run up our credit card bill with stuff?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "You can't proved that was me!"
 * Queen Chrysalis: Well, someone had to have used it.
 * Lord Cobra: It wasn't me, Chrysalis! Well, say what is on the bill, maybe we could figure this out?
 * Queen Chrysalis: "Fine. (Read bill) An Xbox 360, $50.32, a lounge chear, $300.000, full facial, ASS WAXING! (stops reading), oh wait, that one was mine. (reads again) A wide-screen TV, a DVD player, A Wii and Wii U, a foos ball game, 40 packets of hot dogs, a grill, and 4 seasons boxsets of Spongebob Squarepants, and the movie of the same name!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Who would buy those things? Wait, An xbox, Wii concles, hot dogs, DVDs of one of our enemies? those are things Teen Mang always want....."
 * Chrysalis and Cobra: "TEEN MANG?!"
 * Teen Mang: "What did i tell ya friends, are those things wroth buying or what?"
 * Lord Cobra: (Bursts in with Queen Chrysalis) TEEN MANG?!?
 * Teen Mang: Master? Wha-what's up?
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, I don't know. Maybe THIS WILL GIVE YOU A MOTHER FUCKING CLUE!!! (Shows him bill)
 * Teen Mang: "Uh, i, uh."
 * Lord Cobra: "WHAT GAVE YOU THE BLOODY IDEA TO USE UP OUR CREDIT CARD TO BUY UP STUFF?! AND WHO PUT YOU UP TO- (looks at other leagers enjoying the bought stuff.) Alcourse. Peer pressure. WHICH ONE OF YOU TWATS MADE TEEN MANG PULL OF SUCH AN IRRESPONDSABLE ACT?!"
 * Gaspar: Well, I may have...helped Teen Mang get all the stuff he wanted in exchange for him to be my servant for the day.
 * Lord Cobra: WHAT?!? Gaspar, you idjit! How many times must we go through with this? Your deals always bring trouble. Remember when you helped Brandy become the best leaf rider?
 * Gaspar: (Whimpers) Don't mention that time! I had to give up my precious dolls because of it!
 * Lord Cobra: "(Sigh), no one told me running a villain team was gonna be so difficult. first little to no success, and now money hogging! we are now in dept to the credit company, and just because we're a villain team, the Nortorious villain leage no less, doesn't mean they'll be hestient to march over here, and take away everything we have, and NOT just the new things we have, more or less of any surviving hot dogs, but they'll also take some of the stuff WE already have! our plans in the plans room, many of our weapons, personal belongings, EVERYTHING! and they would also threaten to get the lougers into this if we try to be even one bit defient! IS THAT CLEAR?!!"
 * ???: "Calm yourself, your majusty."
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh don't your majusty me, buster, i- (sees Darkness Qui) uh.... And you are?"
 * Darkness Qui: "OH, where are my mannors, allow me to introduse myself, i am Darkness Qui, queen and founder of the villains act of the alternate united universes!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Pardon me, "Alternate United Universes", madam?"
 * Darkness Qui: Oh (Scoffs) You haven't heard, have you? Me and my co-workers Narcotic and Celsius don't come from your worlds. There's in fact another UUniverses out there. I believe some people you know have been there before.
 * Lord Cobra:...There's another UUniverses? Whoa! That's impressive information. And what do you mean by someone we know?
 * Narcotic: Well, I think they go by the name of the Shell Lodge Squad.
 * Teen Mang: Them? They've been to your worlds?
 * Maleficent: What she says is true. Recently, the Lodgers have gone through a black hole portal and got taken to worlds parallel to ours.
 * Lord Cobra: And how do you know this?
 * Maleficent: I don't have a crystal ball for nothing, you know. Just let this mistress of evil explaing everything.
 * Darkness Qui: Very well, then. You see, before your Shell Lodgers arrived, I ruled a united gang of 1,000,000 villains, and formed a ruling era called the Villains Act. In my worlds, villains won 99% of the time, and there were a small amount of heroes. Now, my Villain reign had ended thanks to a band of weirdo misfits and a boatload of heroes that I believe came from your UUniverses. Most of my villains have been destroyed, or retreated away to eventally be captured and now I plan to create another Villains Act in your UUniverses.
 * Fagin: And how exactly do you intend to do that, Ms. Qui?
 * Darkness Qui: By rounding up every villain in your worlds to create a whole empire of unstoppable forces. Join me, and I will supply you with more villains and weaponry. Together, you, me, and every villain in your world will become the most powerful entity in history!
 * Lord Cobra: Well...I don't know.
 * Darkness Qui:...I can help pay your bills.
 * Lord Cobra: Then we're in! (Everyone cackles as thunder appears in the background) What the fuck is going on in there? (Gasps) I LEFT MY WINDOWS DOWN! (Runs into room, and closes windows) But mind my asking, would this by chance include our rivals the Dragon Scourge Empire and, (sighs in disgust), Team Nefarious?"
 * Darkness Qui: "I had been warned there's, disharmony among the evil."
 * Lord Cobra: "And with good reason! thier leader, The Dark Dragon is a turncoat! Back then, the scourge was once the Fang Empire, ruled by the evil twin brother of Sir Hiss, Emperor Fang."
 * Jafar: "Advised by my traitor parrot's twin brother, Othello, i might add."
 * Lord Cobra: "You see, reguardless of being a simple snake, and somewhat of an overcomident twat, i might add, he was incredable in power and connections to a darkspawn named the Makuta, and we had plans to one day make him forsake his indepentent mind and win him over to use, as well as make Makuta see impourents in Malefor's cause, but that treacherious dark dragon ruined it all!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I am curious how."
 * Dr. Facilier: "That skaley jerk let him hanging to be captured by the lougers so he can rule the empire, which he clearly re-named, hell, he even managed to sway Makuta into allowing it to happen!"
 * Lord Cobra: "We frowned at the Dak Dragon's actions. It's one thing to betray a benvolent and/or imcomident ruller, but Emperor Fang wasn't any of those. Obnoxious and overcomident, and some agrue un-deserving to be aside of a darkspawn lord, but he does, or did, had the potainional. then There's Team Nefarious. Now, aside that they can be a threat, due to Emperor Zurg and Dr. Nefarious on occations, but most of the time, they are pathic and comedicly misfortuned."
 * Darkness Qui: "Forgive me saying, and asking this, just healthy curiousity, but what in Kalsula's plain is a Darkspawn?"
 * Lord Cobra: "(Laughs out loud!) Did you hear that guys, she doesn't know what a darkspawn is!"
 * Hades: "Your serious? Don't you have darkspawn in your united universes, i mean, you were a successful ruler of a villain's empire, and yet there's no darkspawn? why is that?"
 * Darkness Qui: Didn't I tell you, hothead? There was only one massive villain team! The Villains Act! And I assure you, Darkspawn is not in my memory. We didn't even have that much heores.
 * Lord Cobra: Well, if you must know: Darkspawn is the most feared and hated villains in our world. They are masters of destruction, and have a fearsome reputation.
 * Darkness Qui: Well, if they are so great as you say they are, then what happened to them?
 * Lord Cobra: Because they are in a permanent sleep, locked away in Hell, or as we cartoons might call it 'The Banshed Realms'. We're still trying to find a way to free them. Now, some darkspawn did get out, but without Malefor, they won't be able to be a great threat.
 * Darkness Qui: Very interesting! They might be of good value to me. They may possibly be my one-way ticket to starting a new Villains Act!
 * Dr. Facilier: Don't get your hopes up, baby! The leader of the Darkspawn is not that bright. He doesn't do any favors for anyone. We only do favors for him, simple as that! You can't just force him to help you.
 * Darkness Qui: Hmm, what if I promised him I could give him what he wanted?
 * Lord Cobra: Go on!
 * Darkness Qui: "I process powers beyond anyone's comprehension! For an exsample, (fires a ray of dark energy, and destroys the entire roof!"
 * Queen Chrysalis: "Well, there had been requests for a sky ceiling anyway."
 * Lord Cobra: "Nice, but the banish realms, and the blasted bounderies are guarded by very strong magic, not even i can undo it, exspically since i lost the original meddailian, and now have use a non-darkspain talisment as a replacement! it's still powerful mind you, but it can't free the darkspawn. There is the Boundery Generator, but unfortunely, Team Naferious has it, and intend to use to blackmail us to stop obeying Malefor! so far, they're proven unsuccessful! Makuta processes great knowledge of any form of the generater's metathorical keys, but only shares the knowlegde to the turncoats, and his independent mind refuses to revil it enither us or Team Nefarious."
 * Darkness Qui: "That's the problem! Team Nefarious process the generator to shut down the imprisonment, but lack the keys to do so, the scourge process knowledge of the keys, but lack the generosity to share, and the leage, they process the number of millains, capable to see potainol in all, but quick to judge poorly because of, either questionable goals or limited comidents."
 * Lord Cobra: "I suppose that means Team Nefarious and the Dragon Scourge are involved in this. I must adviced that we did teamed up once, but it fail miserably, and, shall we say, the sea of discontent formed every since, even more with the good Dr. Nefarious being a self-impourent Twat, and we explained Dark Dragon's turncoat past."
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, i am here to turn that sea into a desert! When the new villain's act forms, it'll be the heroes turn to suffer greatly, and all of your disires shall be granted! All you have to do, is trust."
 * ???: "I grow unsettled here in the frotress, as a strange intruder offers a paradise through the most empty of promises."
 * Mirage and Xenonort appeared from nowhere.
 * Mirage: "Are this dragon's words true, i wonder, surely at least, offers a paradise, but with my own ears i heard the unthinkable, TEAMING UP WITH TEAM NEFARIOUS AND THE DRAGON SCOURGE IMPERIALS, A TEAM OF TWATS AND TURNCOATS! (Fires a fire claw spell at Darkness Qui, but Qui quickly blocks with a magic shield.)"
 * Darkness Qui: "Is this feline with you?"
 * Lord Cobra: She's our adviser, Mirage. She does not take kindly to strangers.
 * Mirage: Although, I am surprised to see that this 'stranger' looks extremely similar to Dark Cynder.
 * Darkness Qui: 'Dark Cynder'? Is she with you, too?
 * Lord Cobra: Not anymore she's not. She's been cured from her evil years ago, and has hung with the Shell Lodge ever since. I believe our old pal, Gaul, invaded Cynder's homeland, and took off with her egg so they could free the Darkspawn leader.
 * Darkness Qui: (Gets vision of herself and one of her eggs being taken away from her, but shakes it off)...I, uh, that's interesting.
 * Mirage: But Nevertheless, Team Nefarious and the Dragon Scourage are not worth it to us!
 * Darkness Qui: Are you sure about that, Mirage? Just think how many things you could do if all the villains were in one big uprising! You could be unstoppable, you could all get what you want, you could destroy entire cities and worlds, you could outnumber and destroy the Lodgers, and if you're lucky, you could even get the chance to free the Darkspawn. And in return, I shall give your Darkspawn leader exactly what he wants.
 * Mirage: Well...as tempting as that sounds, I'll accept. But I must warn you that it's not as easy as it looks, Qui! This world is no different than yours. In this world, it's the opposite.
 * Darkness Qui: "I had already sent my assiates to, seek out the other villain teams. I assure whatever method they choice, it will succeed."
 * Nidhiki walks torwords Dark Dragon.
 * Nidhiki: "My lord, a bizzare visitor seeks your audience. He is an octopus, with, strange fire abilites."
 * Dark Dragon: "A fire Octopus? I know the united Universes is fill with, strange things, but i know for sure that is not possable, Octopus need water to thrive, not fire! in fact, fire is like a form of death to them."
 * Nidhiki: Well, actually, this octopus is apparently a being MADE of fire.
 * Dark Dragon: Hmm...interesting feature. Let him in. (Celsius comes in)
 * Celsius: Are you the leader of the Dragon Scourage Empire?
 * Dark Dragon: Indeed. What gives you the nerve to trespass, fire being?
 * Celsius: I come from an Alternate UUniverses with my boss, Darkness Qui! She wishes to offer you a chance to get more numbers.
 * Brer Bear: Why would we need a bunch of numbers? We have nothing to count.
 * Brer Fox: Hush your mouth, Brer Bear!
 * Dark Dragon: Please continue!
 * Celsius: Very well. Darkness Qui wants to round up all the villains in your worlds to create a vast organization that can give you an easier chance of getting what you want.
 * Dark Dragon: Well, what's in it for us?
 * Celsius: Well, you'll get to kill the Shell Lodge Squad. And you'll even be able to rule the UUniverses.
 * Dark Dragon: Well, we'll accept on one condition. If this concerns the Villain League and Team Nefarious, then forget it.
 * Celsius: Yes, we hear you have competition with the other villain teams.
 * Liquidator: Of course! They're complete assholes!
 * Celsius: Well, have you all thought about what you could be capable of if you were united with the other villains? You could do anything.
 * Dark Dragon: Anything, you say?
 * Celsius: ANYTHING!
 * Dark Dragon: Well, if you're sure it'll work, then we'll accept.
 * Chang: "Are you sure, master? the leage won't trust you because of, what you did to ensure your rule."
 * Bananas B: "Yeah, and there's a good chance those nefarious dorks still hate us for planning to enslave them back when Fang-face was in charge."
 * Dark Dragon: "I share the speticbility, but finally having the united universes in darkness, may be worth putting up with them."
 * Celisus: "Believe me, when this works, you'll forget your conflicts soon enough."
 * Dark Dragon: "I will have to make the Makuta aware of this, though. He is the greater power, then even myself."
 * Celisius: "By all means, your highness."
 * Dark Dragon: (Closes eyes, and meditates)...He accepts, but only so he could be freed from the Banished Realms.
 * Celsius: Well, whatever the Banished Realms is, then Darkness Qui can do that. She can do anything. You'll have my word that the UUniverses will hail before the dawn of a new villains uprising. (Everyone cackles)
 * Nefarious: (Rehearsing) Let's try this AGAIN! Night of the Living Squishies, Act 3, Scene 4! Ready on set?
 * Robot Trooper: I should never have quit dental school!
 * Nefarious: And ACTION! "You'll never take me alive, Qwark! The darkspawn and it's armies ARE UNDER MY CONTROL! (Hologram of Lawrence appears)
 * Lawrence: Oh, am I interrupting?
 * Nefarious: LAWRENCE! I'm rehearsing my romantic action comedy space opera!
 * Lawrence: Silly me, sir! I just thought it prudent to tell you that you have a visitor, sir!
 * Nefarious: A visitor, a'? That's interesting. Nobody would DARE cross into my sector without a permit!
 * Lawerence: "He's appearently, a strangely colored turkey that is a bio-terrorest from an alternate united universes."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "An alternate united universes? Lawerence, call in the team!"
 * King Dedede: Don't you guys find it weird that our visitor is from another UUniverses?
 * Escargoon: He has a point. I had no idea there were other universes out there that have been coalesced like ours.
 * Doofenschmirtz: Uhgh, just hearing that this guy is from an alternate UUniverses just gives me the shivers. Especially after I met my interdimensional self. But I just can't remember what he did to me.
 * Undertow: Well, when is he coming? He can't keep us waiting forever!
 * Morgana: Patience, Undertow! Nefarious is bringing him in!
 * Mr. Smarty Smarts: Oh, here he is!
 * Nefarious: Alright, my friends! Here he is. He says his name is Narcotic. Which I find a pretty interesting name for a bioterrorist. (Narcotic comes in)
 * Octocat: (Gets surprised) Meow?
 * Doofenschmirtz: Wow! And I thought I was the ugliest! (Narcotic walks up to him)
 * Narcotic: Hey, dork boy! I suggest you shut up with the insults! I'm not just a bioterrorist! I'm a biological God! You see these vials on my belt? (Belt is seen carrying multiple vials) You know what they are? They are bacterial and viral samples! And I'm pretty sure you won't be familiar with any of them because none of these species exist in your worlds! Got it? (Doofenschmirtz shakes yes) Great! Now, onto brass tax! My boss, Darkness Qui, is offering to unite all the villains in your world, and create an organization that would be unstoppable! With every villain in these worlds joining forces, we can take control, and get everything we want!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Villains joining forces? That sounds diabolical, don't you agree, Lawrence?
 * Lawrence: Oh, yes, it is simply evil, sir!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Yes!
 * Mr. Smarty Smarts: Now hold on a second! Does this involve joining forces with the Villain League and the Dark Dragon Scourage?
 * Narcotic: Oh, yes! I am fully aware that you don't play very well with those 2 teams!
 * Dr. Nefarious: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WE DON'T!
 * Zigzag: "The leagers don't fancy us superor. It's because they don't agree with us on our methods. They even think Nerfarious is a twat."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "LIES! ALL SQUIEHIE LI-" (Freezes, and Pinkie Pie's Smiling Song plays)
 * Narcotic:...Uh...Dr. Nefarious?...
 * Lawrence: This is just a little problem he has a lot whenever he's in a rage. It's nothing to be concerned about! (Slaps Nefarious)
 * Nefarious: -IIEEESS!
 * Doofenschmirtz: Whew! Thank goodness! I couldn't bare to listen to that girly song!
 * Nefarious: And then there's those scourge jerks! Not only are they turncoats, they once intended on make us their slaves! I'm afraid we can't accept your offer, Narcotic!
 * Narcotic: "You sure about that? We already have imperials and a leage, but without your science, we're sunk without a mad genius!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Tempting, tempting."
 * Narcotic: "You see, your science will be a beniful part to the new villains act! Your brillient mind reckinised by both the leage, and the dragon scourge!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "The reckintion of being a great genius. I like it. I suppose it'll be worth putting up with my niece Mirage's annoying rants and Dork Dragon's bragging and ignorence! You got yourself a deal, you virus spreading turkey!"
 * Narcotic: Don;t spoil it, punk! (SpyBug is seen watching the conversation)

Chapter 3- RIOT!!!!
Devil's bayou. Meeting Room (Darkness Qui sings this)
 * Kowalski: Okay, here's what we know so far. All 3 villain teams had accepted the deals, and they're having a secret meeting in Devil's Bayou where they'll be very isolated. But will it work?
 * Magnum: I think it might! Darkness Qui is very treacherous for getting what she wants VERY EASILY!
 * Skipper: Cool it with the tone, wasp lady! We won't know for sure until it happens!
 * Lord Shen: "In the event it might, we must use the villain team's naterol hatred of eachother against them. We need a device that'll mimic a villain't voice into making them fight eachother."
 * Kolwalski: "That might work! But i need to make such a device, and fast!"
 * Magnum: "But untill then, Serpentos has sent her forces to try and slow down the impending villains to grant you all time. They are well trained warriors, and advanced beyound your villains' conprehension. the meeting will be delayed."
 * the villain leage's ship, tram nefarious UFO's, and the scourge empire's warships are seen landing on Devil's bayou.
 * Villain leagers, Team Nefarious members, and the dragon scourge imperials are seen exiting the ships.
 * Cobra: "Nefarious, Dark Dragon."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Cobra."
 * Dark Dragon: "Mang."
 * Lord Cobra: "I suspected this mysterious, Darkness Qui had some minions invited you bunch here as well."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Ordenarly, i wouldn't even dream of becoming your ally, snake boy, but the chance to prove my brillience to you will be worth whatever you or Mirage will say to offend me!"
 * Lord Cobra: "It's not we doubt your potainal, we just question your choice of... Followers."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Hey, you and the scougre empire snaged all the good villains!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Calm yourself, good Dr, Qui paficily asked we behaved ourselfs, as she believes that if we put aside our personal nitpicks, we might actselly stand a grand chance against the lougers!"
 * Dark Dragon: "I am still spetical, it's no secret that you think i am unwrothy of your loyalty, because i removed a certain overcomident twat from power. I assure you, it's because the Makuta made an unwise investment, entrusting a snake of blood relation of one of those lougers to a grand empire!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Then perhaps your cooperation with the leage and the good doctor might, redeem your understandable but heinious reasons. I am aware of Ex-Emperor Fang's tendingcy to be, self-impourent, but how you choice to settle that problem, was, as one would put it, over-kill."
 * Dark Dragon: "Because i am a generious mood, i ask we end this conversation, before anyone of us say something that'll prevent our inpending success."
 * Lord Cobra: "Indeed."
 * Shocktrooper: "Lord Cobra! the Swamps are being protrolled by snakes with arms! they bear advance weapony, and we suspect they are not of she-dragon's forces."
 * Lord Cobra: "Qui warned us that a powerful heroine and an army of arm-snakes are after her. Genlemen, let's test our, "New Allience", on those, uninvited guests."
 * Magnum: (Watching on SpyBug camera) It's working!
 * Skipper: Well, how exactly are we gonna force them into a riot, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: Well, Skipper, I fused a voice imitation device into the SpyBug that we can use to imitate the voice of any of these villains. But in order for it to work, we must get a sample of DNA from the following villains: Dr. Nefarious, Dark Dragon, Lord Cobra, and Mirage.
 * Private: But isn't Dr. Nefarious a robot?
 * Kowalski: Yes, but does he act like a robot? If he was an actual robot, he wouldn't be throwing temper-tantrums, and freezing himself up to be slapped.
 * Skipper: That's a good point, Kowalski, but Ratchet said that Captain Qwark fried Nefarious on Planet Magmos, so I don't think there's a possibility that his robot counterpart there might have any biological material.
 * Kowalski: That's what I thought, too! But during our mission in Chicago with Wain, I noticed that Dr. Nefarious had biological qualities when I gave him his lie detector test. As it turns out, he's 20% biological. I theorized that before Captain Qwark destroyed him, Nefarious created a biomechanical android of himself which his conscience would be transferred to in the event that he should die. And he did die, which meant that his conscience was successfully transferred to his biomechanical android duplicate, but the result burned away 80% of the biological material on his android self, making him what he looks like right now.
 * Private: Well, if that's the case, then where is the 20%?
 * Kowalski: 10% of it is his brain, and 10% of it is his heart.
 * Skipper: Outstanding theory, Kowalski! But how are we supposed to get into his brain or heart?
 * Kowalski: Just leave that to me! (Kowalski guides SpyBug to crawl up on Dr. Nefarious)
 * Skipper: Uh, Kowalski? I think there's a chance that Dr. Nefarious might feel your SpyBug crawling up his back.
 * Kowalski: Not if it's very small. If it was as painful as a plasma blast, he would be screaming like a girl. Just be patient! (SpyBug crawls into Dr. Nefarious' body, and manages to get into his heart, which is completely biological) See? What did I tell ya? Nefarious is a biomechanical android with the original Nefarious' conscience in it.
 * Skipper: Well, I have no idea what Ratchet and Clank have to say about that.
 * Kowalski: Okay, I just need some blood. (SpyBug pops up arms, and when it touches Nefarious' heart)
 * Nefarious: OOOH! CRAMP! I GOT A CRAMP! (SpyBug successfully obtains Nefarious' blood, and exits his body)
 * Kowalski: Like taking candy from a baby.
 * Skipper: Well, that leaves just Dark Dragon, Mirage, and Lord Cobra. But how are you gonna get to them?
 * Private: He does have a point. They're obviously not made of any kind of metal.
 * Kowalski: Not to worry, Private! I'm already prepared! (Presses button, and SpyBug pops out wings, and flies. Then Kowalski presses another button, and the SpyBug gets disguised as a regular house fly) It just goes to show you what you could learn from Ratchet's world nowadays.
 * the spybot flew around the villains.
 * Cobra: "Oh, careful, i heard swamps are a masquitos' playground!"
 * Mirage: "Pay no concern to it, No insect would dare feast on a powerful warlock, a drago of darkness, and an all powerful Darkspawn prines-" (SpyBug gets DNA sample from Mirage) OUCH! Why you insolent pest! (Slashes claw spell at SpyBug, but SpyBug dodges them) That's right, fly away!
 * Lord Cobra: (Scoffs, and Mirage glares at him) Sorry, your grace! I couldn't hold it in. (SpyBug bites Lord Cobra) OW! Uhhgh, damn bugs! (Shoos SpyBug away, then SpyBug goes for Dark Dragon)
 * Dark Dragon: OW! What the--? (Sighs) I hate mosquitoes! (Blasts flame at SpyBug, but SpyBug dodges it) Go on, fly home to your mommy, pest!
 * Lord Cobra: "Did you think our owing may had drawn those soldiers attention?"
 * Suddenly, the villains find themselfs surrounded by a surprisingly larger the all villains combine number of Serpentos's soldiers.
 * Lord Cobra: "And frankly, it did. TELAPORTUS!"
 * The villains vanished, and reappeared the ferther side of the swamp, convinently where Qui, Narcotic and Celisous are.
 * Darkness Qui: "You made it just in time, and togather no less!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Kinda not our choice because we were attacked by Makistoes and an army of armed snakes."
 * Lord Cobra: "Better refered to as the army that is with the heroes from your united universes."
 * Darkness Qui: "Fear not, i have the finest defence destroyer drones, they are indestructable and powerful, our meeting office is safe."
 * Darkness Qui leads the villains into the building as a huge army of drones surround the building.
 * Darkness Qui: "Drones, let nothing by you!"
 * Drone: "Command understood, defence sequinces initiated!"
 * Skipper: (Drones are seen on SpyBug) Kowalski? What are those?
 * Kowalski: The latest in security technology, Skipper! They're DD300s. With them patroling the meeting, accomplishing our mission will be atad more challnaging.
 * SpongeBob: You'd better think of something fast, Kowalski! We HAVE to infiltrate that meeting!
 * Kowalski: Don't you worry about a thing, SpongeBob! Just watch and learn!
 * Drone 1: "DD300s, protrol around the surrounding area. No intruder of any size shall enter the area."
 * other drones: "Command accepted."
 * the drones did just that.
 * Drone 1: (SpyBug flies up to Drones) HALT! (Points phasers at SpyBug) State your business, intruder!
 * Kowalski: (In Lord Cobra's voice) It's me, Lord Cobra! Let me in unless you wanna get shut down!
 * Drone 2: Understood! Welcome, Lord Cobra! (Lets SpyBug in)
 * SpongeBob: (Mouth hangs open)
 * Kowalski: Isn't technology great?
 * Darkness Qui: "Welcome, villains of this United Universes, i welcome you, to a brand new way, to bring forth an age of darkness!"
 * Mirage: "I still feel like this won't end well."
 * Darkness Qui: "What's this i hear? Is there still a nay sayer? I brought you all here, haven't i? I granted you proof that i am the answer to all your problems."
 * Mirage: "Well in case this, backfires, horrabley, i better exitthe premises."
 * Darkness Qui: "Very well, too bad. I guess these united universes are desten to remain in the light. And dear old Malefor, still trapped in the banish realms."
 * Mirage stops.
 * Mirage: "Oh, fine. I guess this deserves a "can't say we didn't give this a try"."
 * Darkness Qui: "Bingo!"




 * Yzma: HEY! That's MY bid!
 * Darkness Qui: (Slaps Yzma) Shut it, Scary Armpits!
 * Kowalski: (SpyBug crawls out of sight of the Villains) Bingo!
 * Magnum: So this is gonna work how exactly?
 * Kowalski: Just watch! (SpyBug flies up onto Lord Cobra's back) Watch this! Prepare for some BIIIIIIIIIIIIG laughs as we witness another crazy Villain riot! So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! (Lodgers sit while eating popcorn)
 * B.O.B: This oughtta be good!
 * Kowalski: (Clears throat) Man, does that dragon rub me the wrong way! He totally ruined our chance to get our guts all over Emperor Fang! Now look who's emperor now! None other than DORK DRAGON!
 * Dark Dragon: WHAT? WHO DARES INSULT ME?!? (Lodgers laugh) YOU! COBRA! (Flies over to Cobra, and carries him by the neck) What did you just say about me being a dork?
 * Lord Cobra: What? I didn't say anything!
 * Dark Dragon: Oh, a wise snake, huh? (Punches Lord Cobra in the face, and the Lodge laughs)
 * Kowalski: Now for Nefarious! (SpyBug flies onto Nefarious' back) Alright, everybody! I'm gonna knock 'em dead! (In microphone) Lousy squishies! It should be ME who should be holding that long one's medallian! Why, they should pretty much be robots! Then they would be much better!
 * Lord Cobra: (Faces Nefarious) What was that, metalhead?
 * Nefarious: What the hell is going on here? I didn't say a thing!
 * Lord Cobra: Shut up! (Tail lashes at Nefarious) Squishy THIS! (Punches Nefarious in slow motion, and Nefarious dances around while yodeling music plays) (Lodgers laugh harder)
 * Serpentos: (Laughing) Did you see that, Magnum? He started dancing! (Laughs)
 * Magnum: Well, that is pretty funny!
 * Icky: "Do Mirage next! Make her say something really offenive!"
 * Kowalski: As you wish! (SpyBug flies onto Mirage's back) Dark Dragon is so black, nobody could notice him in the dark shadows!
 * Icky: (Scoffs and laughs)
 * Dark Dragon: Did she just call me a negro?!? NOBODY CALLS ME BLACK! Come here, you violation of Scroopfan's anti-catisum rule! (Beats up Mirage)
 * Mirage: Stop this incompitence immediately! I said no such word about your racial color!
 * Kowalski: (Dark Dragon's voice) Malefor sucks, Mirage sucks, Cobra sucks! (Villains get into a bigger fight as the Lodgers continue laughing)
 * Sandy: (Laughing) I'm gonna...pee myself!
 * SpongeBob: I ALREADY DID! (Laughs)
 * Kolwalski (sees Nefarious made a quick recovery, and switchs to Cobra's voice): "Gee, Ne-dork-ious is fine now! Nice to see that fake robot is fine! here's the thing, HE WASN'T A ROBOT TO BEGIN WITH! He was once, A SQUISHY!"
 * Nefarious: GGGRRRRGH! I'M NOT A ROBOT! I'M A BIOMECHANICAL ANDROID! (Jumps onto Lord Cobra)
 * Lord Cobra: I didn't say anything! And besides, why would you be a biomechanical android? I don't see any biological features! (Nefarious kicks him in the balls)
 * Nefarious: I still have my heart and brain, you squishy dick! I'LL BLAST YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF--(Freezes, and 'You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch' plays)
 * Lord Cobra: GET OFF OF ME, YOU CRAZED PSYCHO! (Slaps Nefarious off)
 * Nefarious: --OF YOUR HEAD! (Gets struck by Mirage's claw spell)
 * Mirage: TAKE THAT, YOU MECHANICAL MENACE! (Lodgers continue laughing)
 * Dark Dragon punches Mirage into a wall!
 * Dark Dragon: "Take that, Pussy cat!"
 * Dr. Naferious: "I got you now! Take this! (Punches Dark Dragon) and this (punches him again) And now, THE HAYMAKER (Upper-cuts Dark Dragon into brief unconjustness!) VIC-TORY! In your face!"
 * Lord Cobra: "SNEAK ATTACK! (SLAMS A MALLET INTO DR. NEFARIOUS!)! TAKE THAT, METALPANTS!"
 * Doofenschmirtz: (Gets stomped in the foot by Venom) AAAAOOOOOW! OW OW OW!
 * Venom: Take that, you dumb scientist!
 * Megavolt: (Zaps Jafar, Blowhole and Maleficent) SUCK ON MY ELECTRICITY! (Zaps Venom) SUCK ON IT! (Zaps Mr. Smarty Smarts) SUCK ON IT! (Zaps Fagin) SUCK ON IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SUCK ON IT! (Gets punched by Carnage)
 * Carnage: (Chuckles) What a little wiener! Who's next?
 * Liquidator: YOU'RE next! (Sprays water on Carnage, pushing him to a wall)
 * Mr. Smarty Smarts: BLASTING TIME! (Fires blaster cannon at Frollo, Nidhiki, and Clayton, and suddenly, Shan-Yu appears behind him) YIPES!
 * Shan Yu: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! (Slashes sword at Smarty Smarts)
 * Dedede: (Smacks Plankton with mallet)
 * Plankton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Crashes through wall)
 * Makunga: (Scoffs and laughs until Doofenschmirtz kicks him in the balls with his Kickinator)
 * Doofenschmirtz: HAH! I KNEW this Kickinator would come in handy someday!
 * Ogremon: I'll squash you like a bug, spider boy! (Smacks Scroop into the air with club)
 * Scroop: AAAAAAH! (Crashes into wall)
 * Deadpool: BANZAAAAIIII! (Slashes sword at Vademon)
 * Vademon: AAH! Watch the head, man!
 * Tai lung kicks Zigzag into a wall!
 * Krekka slams onto Tai Lung!
 * Krekka: "I slamed onto a kitty! (Gaffaws!)"
 * Krekka gets zapped across the room by Chrysalis!
 * Queen Chrysalis: "All shall fear the might of Queen Chrysalis of the changeli-" (Gets smacked by Morgana, who has one of her tentacles stomped on by Ruber)
 * Morgana: YAAAAOOOOOW!
 * Ruber: HAHAH! (Gets malleted by Dedede)
 * Dedede: Man, I LOVE this hammer!
 * Quackerjack: (Punches Dedede in the face) YEAH! EAT MY FISTS, YOU MOTHER FUCKER!
 * Venom: How about YOU eat OUR fists? (Appears and punches Quackerjack multiple times) Bam bam bam bam BLAM! (Quackerjack gets dizzy and falls to the floor) HAHAH! Nobody can hurt us! (Ogremon roars loudly in Venom's face, and the loud noise weakens Venom's symbiote) AAAHHH! LOUD NOISES! OUR ONLY WEAKNESS! AAAHHHRRRGH! (Venom shoots web into Ogremon's throat, choking him)
 * Ogremon: AHHHK! AHHCCK! NOT...COOL...ASSHOLE! AAHHHK! (Dark Dragon punches Ogremon in the stomach, getting the web out of Ogremon's throat) Thanks, boss!
 * Dark Dragon: (Breathes fire at Venom, and Venom dodges) STOP MOVING! (Breathes fire at Venom, and Venom dodges again)
 * Darkness Qui: "No, NO! all of you, stop this, now!"
 * Celisus: "Idiots. all of them. i warned you this won't work."
 * Narcotic: "Tough break, your grace."
 * Darkness Qui: "Celisus, Narcotic, do something to quell this riot, and get everything back in order, before something else happens!"
 * Celsius: I'll handle this, boss! (Explodes in flames, stopping the villains from fighting each other) WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!? We told you all not to do this!
 * All Villains: (Ogremon punches Fagin one last time) HE STARTED IT! (All point at Lord Cobra)
 * Darkness Qui: (SpyBug flies out of plain sight) Cobra! What is the meaning of this madness? You promised me you wouldn't cause any mischief!
 * Lord Cobra: I didn't do anything, Qui! I was very calm! But I just heard a voice that sounded like me call Dark Dragon a dork.
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, really? Prove it, snakehead!
 * Narcotic: We won't wanna have to infect you! (Takes out needle)
 * Lord Cobra: This is crazy! I'm telling the truth!
 * Darkness Qui: Then who in the name of Kalison had started this riot?
 * Lord Cobra: "I.... I have no idea.... the voice just came from nowhere."
 * Darkness Qui: "I think i have deducted a much more, stronger reason why the villain teams are in continuious conflict: INCOMIDENT LEADERS!"
 * Lord Cobra, Mirage, Dr. Nefarious, and Dark Dragon: "WHAT?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Yes, Miarge is very untrusting and quick to be impulseive, Cobra, your a bumbling twat! Dr. Nefarious, you give cyborgs a terrable name, no wonder every villian thinks your imcomident, cause it's very well justifived, and Dark Dragon, not only is that, "Turncoat" stuff is true, but your bad tempered, brutal, volient, quick to be angry, impulseive, barbaric, and a danger to yourself, and everyone around you! the reason your followers fail, because you fail them, AS LEADERS! you 4 are the biggest idiots in these united universes! and now, you 4 must pay the price, for imcomidence!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "And what, price is that?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Price? Just a simple fee. A parting fee. a departing fee. That, i am going to make you 4, depart. Part of here, part of you there, and part of you, WAY over there, STAINING THE BLUNKING WALL!"
 * Dark Dragon: "YOU INSOLENT WITCH!"
 * Dark Dragon charges!
 * Darkness Qui: (Breathes fire at Dark Dragon, and Dark Dragon cartoonishly burns into ash)
 * Dark Dragon: Ow!
 * Darkness Qui: The rest of you are next!
 * Kowalski: (Watching on SpyBug camera) (Laughs) My golly, is this hilarious or what?
 * Nefarious: (Fires laser at Darkness Qui, and Darkness Qui shields herself) Uh-oh! (Darkness Qui zaps Nefarious with electrical ability, launching Nefarious in the air) AAAAAAAHHHHH! (Crashes, and head malfunctions, and shuts down)
 * Lawrence: Oh, dear, that'll take days to fix up.
 * Spyro: Did you see that?
 * Sparx: I know! She's such a bully!
 * Spyro: No, I mean don't you find it odd that Qui knows electrical magic?
 * Sparx: Nope, I think she's just a bitch!
 * Darkness Qui: (Freezes Lord Cobra in a block of ice with her ice breath)
 * Spyro: Amazing! She has ice powers, too!
 * Sparx: Huh, no suprise there.
 * Darkness Qui: (Looks at Mirage)
 * Mirage: Uh...uh...I think I'll go check on my fire cats!
 * Darkness Qui: You're not going anywhere, you incompitent anti-catisum jerk! (Buries Mirage into the ground with earth ability)
 * Spyro: Earth powers, too?!? How is that possible?!?
 * Sparx: Exactly, you've lost me.
 * Mirage: "YOUR INSANE! LET ME GO!"
 * Darkness Qui: "That's what you get for imcomidence."
 * Gaul: "Hold it! You know those abilites well! Only the purple dragon knows of them! How are you able to do more, and what else are you capable off!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I suppose i'll take time off, well, there's wind, fear, darkness, and poison. I am even able to make a nasty combination of all of my abilies."
 * Gaul: "How? Your not a purple dragon, your a red and black dragon! that means your suppose to know only one!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I am, a unqite breed, let's leave it at that. Now, where was i?"
 * Mirage whimpered.
 * Spyro: (Darkness Qui beats up the Villain leaders off camera) OOOHH!
 * Sparx: Ouchie! I don't think Mirage will be walking good for a few days.
 * Cynder: (Gets vision when she gets a closer version of Darkness Qui's face. She sees herself in her emberyonic stage with Darkness Qui running from her)
 * Spyro: Cynder? Are you alright?
 * Sparx: Maybe she's having her period.
 * Spyro: Sparx!
 * Cynder: No, it's not that. It's just...I've never had a closer look at Darkness Qui's face before, and...she looks strangely familiar.
 * Icky: "Did anyone noticed that Qui said she can do Wind, Darkness, Fear, and Poison as well? Isn't that like, Cynder's powers, if i remember my legend of spyro canon correctly."
 * Cynder: Well, I don't know if Darkness Qui is all that bad, guys! Maybe she's just, you know, an innocent victim of circumstance.
 * Sparx: Oh, really? Do you call creating a giant legion of villains that nearly destroyed another UUniverses an innocent victim of circumstance?!? I don't think so!
 * Cynder: "Hey, back when i was dark cynder, i did worse things!"
 * Shifu: "Now's not the time to argue! even though we succeeded in delaying the unioning of villains, Qui will try to get thing back in order! we must stop this ourselfs. Serpentos, order your troops to move torwords the castle. Kolwalski, have your spybug to disable the defence drones."
 * Kowalski: I'm already on it! (Guides SpyBug to Destroyer Drones, and uses electrical tazer to disable them) Alright, now that that's taken care of, the troops will have a better chance of stopping the commotion.
 * Magnum: Maybe this will go better than I thought it would.
 * Skipper: You'd better believe it, lady! Kowalski has never failed us before...I think.
 * Serpentos (on a communitcater): "Army, it is time to sound the attack, their defences are disabled, and the villains have weakened eachother. Do what is nessersary to the villains, but i want Qui, Celisus, and Narcotic tied up and kneeling."

Chapter 4- Shell Lodged
a ceramony room. outside the fortress, 34 miles away. the temple. outskirts of temple.
 * Cobra, Mirage, Dark Dragon, and Nefarious are hold about crosses, about to be sacriviced.
 * Darkness Qui: "Believe me, it pains me to do this. But your incomidence will ruin what i am trying to do here, if the villain's act is to be strong with the death of the old ways, then so be it. and as soon as i heal every villain hear, we will send out a grand invadion of a grand skale, but first, out with the old, and in, with the new. Now, the old, must, burn!"
 * Lord Cobra: This is absolutely crazy! We're worthy leaders, and we are absolutely important! If you kill us, Malefor is NOT gonna be pleased.
 * Mirage: That's correct, foul witch! This sacrifice is completely overrated! Father is gonna be pissed off if you sacrifice us like this!
 * Darkness: My mind is made up, cat lady! Your father is gonna have to get over it for all I care! Prepare to die!
 * Kowalski: (Watching everything on SpyBug) EGAD! Darkness Qui is gonna sacrifice the leaders! She's gone completely MAD!
 * Shifu: We must stop this from happening! If we don't, then retaliation from Malefor would mean the dawn of a Third Cartoonian War the next time he is freed.
 * Po: Oh, no!
 * Skipper: Kowalski? Any chance you can distract Darkness Qui long enough for Serpentos' forces to reach the castle?
 * Kowalski: Well, I can try! But the odds of it working will be 70%. If it works, we'll be victorious. If not,...well...let's just say the UUniverses will be done for. (Holo-disguises SpyBug as a fly, and flies it around Darkness Qui)
 * Darkness Qui: AAHH! Pesky flies! (Swipes at SpyBug with tail, but misses)
 * Skipper: Wow! How are you doing that so fast, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: It's quite simple, actually. I programmed the SpyBug to work just like a regular house fly, which means that the odds of Darkness Qui actually destroying it are 30%.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's good to hear!
 * Magnum: Let's just hope you're right, Kowalski!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "What's the matter, Qui, bug problem?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Silence! I will quell this rebelian soon enough!"
 * Darkness Qui brings out a flyswatter!
 * Mirage: "If it isn't the arch-nemasis of all flies, a swatter."
 * Darkness Qui: "Now, time to be squashed, bug!"
 * Darkness Qui gos after the fly, but comicaly fails everytime!
 * Lord Cobra: "Now that's comedy!"
 * The fly dogdes Qui again as she gets her head stuck into a toilet!
 * Celsius: "My leadge!"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, she's gonna smell like poo water for weaks!"
 * Celsius: 'NOt helping, Narcotic you twat!"
 * Darkness Qui pounces into a wall after the fly!
 * Celisus: "I have enough of this!"
 * Celisus forms fireballs and begins to fire, but the fly dodges and fireballs hit Darkness Qui instead!
 * Celisus: "Oh, grock."
 * Darkness Qui: "Who's side are you own, you twat?!"
 * Narcotic: "Not to worry, your grace! i got my best ray gun on it! (pulls out a big ray gun!)"
 * Darkness Qui: "Uh, that will not be nessersary, Narcotic, i already have the pest on the ropes!"
 * Skipper: Way to pottyhead Darkness Qui, Kowalski!
 * Kowalski: Oh, that's only the beginning, Skipper! Watch THIS! (SpyBug zooms around Darkness Qui very fast!
 * Darkness Qui: (Repeatedly swatting at SpyBug) HOLD STILL, YOU FUCKIN' JITTERBUG! (Continues swatting at SpyBug)
 * Narcotic: (Fires ray bun at SpyBug, and SpyBug dodges it each time) What the hell kind of fly is this?!? (Continues firing at SpyBug, but accidentally hits Darkness Qui) Oh my, God! Sorry, your grace!
 * Darkness Qui: Just let ME do the bug swatting, okay? (Swats at SpyBug multiple times, but repeatedly misses) STOP MOVING! (Continues swatting at SpyBug, but SpyBug keeps dodging)
 * Magnum: The forces are almost there! Keep going!
 * Celsius traps the spybug in a jar!
 * Celisus: "YEAH! got ya, you annoying pest!"
 * Darkness Qui: "As punishment, fly, you will slowly lose air and sufficate, cause we are NOT gonna put air-holes into that thing!"
 * Celisus: "Now, your grace, you were going to, continue with the cerimony."
 * Kolwalski: "Not to worry, the spybug knows how to, "Break the glass", if you know what i mean."
 * The fly opens a lazer without Qui and Celsious noticing, opens a hole, and flies out!
 * Celsious: "Now it's time to (sees jar!) YOUR GRACE!"
 * Darkness Qui: "What?! what happened to the fly?!"
 * Celsius: Wow! This fly has been working out! Criss-cross!
 * Narcotic: This is no fly!
 * Darkness Qui: What?
 * Narcotic: (Manages to catch SpyBug, and reveal it's holodisguise) It's a little spy camera! We've been sabotaged!
 * Darkness Qui: (Cackles) So those Lodgers actually thought they could terminate our operation? (Cackles)
 * Skipper: WE'VE BEEN DISCOVERED!
 * Magnum: (On walkie-talkie) Magnum to Serpentos! Come in, Serpentos! Darkness Qui has discovered our SpyBug! Hurry up!
 * Serpentos: We're moving as fast as we can, Magnum! We're already in the building, but the hall is VERY long!
 * Magnum: Well, keep going! We gotta keep Darkness Qui from revealing our operation to the villain teams, or else we'll fail!
 * Serpentos: Copy that!
 * Tigress: They'll never reach them in time.
 * Kowalski: Oh, yes, they will! (Full throttles SpyBug) CHAAAARRRGE! (Fires laser gun at Darkness Qui)
 * Darkness Qui: AAHH! WHAT THE SAMHILL?!? These Lodgers have gone bonkers!
 * Narcotic: "Back off! I GOT A HAMMER, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO-" (SpyBug fires laser at hammer, burning it into ash)...Crap!
 * Celsius: Allow me! (Blasts fire at SpyBug, but SpyBug dodges, and fires laser at Celsius) OWCH! That's not half bad actually!
 * Serpentos: We're almost there!
 * Narcotic: (Fires raygun at SpyBug, but SpyBug keeps dodging) Why won't this tiny Lodger toy hold still?!?
 * Kowalski: (In Nefarious's voice) Why should I, you insolent squishy? (Laughs)
 * Narcotic: Oh, you are fuckin' dead, bug! (Fires raygun, and SpyBug continues dodging)
 * Serpentos: (Bursts into room with army) Alright, everyone stop right where you are!
 * Darkness Qui: (Gasps after hearing her voice) It's Serpentos!
 * Narcotic: We're dead! WE'RE DEAD!
 * Darkness Qui: ATTACK! (Villains attack army, and get into a big fight)
 * Serpentos: The rest of you, free the villain leaders! (Other soldiers free the villain leaders)
 * Dark Dragon: We're free!
 * Dr. Nefarious: We're SO TOTALLY FREE!
 * Lord Cobra: What? But why would these guys save us?
 * Serpentos: "It's Qui we want. Gain control of your villain teams, and kindly leave the premises."
 * Mirage: Wait! Who are you?
 * Serpentos: I am from the world Qui comes from! That's all I can tell you. Now go! Save yourselves!
 * Lord Cobra:...Alright, then! EVERYONE, LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! (Villain teams leave, and take off for HQs)
 * Narcotic: Your grace, the villains are fleeing!
 * Darkness Qui: NOOOOOO! COME BACK! COME BAAACCK! (Shrugs)
 * Serpentos: Stay right where you are, Qui! (Her soldiers display their fangs) We've got venom, and we're not afraid to use it.
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, really? So do I! (Uses poison ability against them, killing 10 soldiers)
 * Serpentos: ARREST THEM!
 * Darkness Qui: (Dubbed as Maleficent) STAY BACK, YOU FOOLS! (Cackles as she and her associates teleport away)
 * Serpentos: (Shrugs) I hate it when she does that! (On walkie-talkie) Serpentos to Magnum! Come in Magnum! We have won our mission, but Qui has left the building! I repeat, we won but Qui has gone!
 * Magnum: We did it guys! (All cheer) WAIT A MOMENT! (Everyone is silent) We can't verify that Qui has given up yet! She's far too relentless!
 * Shifu: She's right! Our sabotage mission was only the beginning. We gotta make sure she is stopped once and for all!
 * Darkness Qui: "Celisus, are we at our ship yet?"
 * Celisus: "It shouldn't be too far, your grace."
 * Narcotic: "Well this ended very poorly. I think the whole "Trying to sacirvicing them" thing cemented you as too dangerious for them!"
 * Darkness Qui: "It only means the direct way won't be effective anymore. If we do something incredable enough that their real leaders would NEVER be able to accomplish no matter what, they want me to become leader! with such a thing, the villain teams will be united one way or another!"
 * Celsius: But what could we do?
 * Darkness Qui: Well, think! Think of all that we know about these UUniverses.
 * Narcotic: Well we do know one thing: The ultimate evil is locked away in a realm that cannot be coalesced with the others due to the Boundary Generator.
 * Darkness Qui: Exactly! This 'Darkspawn' must be freed somehow! We do that, and bada-bing, bada-boom, the villains will be BEGGING to join forces.
 * Celsius: But what about the Shell Lodge? We obviously know that they won't let that happen.
 * Narcotic: Not to worry, Celsius! I got just the present for those misfits! (Takes out a small cylinder with a deadly fluid inside)
 * Celsius: What prey tell is THAT, Narcotic?
 * Narcotic: It's one of my many infectious diseases. We can use this to deal with those Lodgers real easily!
 * Darkness Qui: Excellent thinking, Narcotic! But what kind of disease is that?
 * Narcotic: Oh, it's called Phobovirus necrosi. It's a very rare disease that makes anyone as scared as a chicken for about a week. By then, we'll be victorious. And the best part is...it has no absolute cure!
 * Darkness Qui: Splendid! I knew I could count on you, Narcotic! I'm so glad to have a bioterrorist on my side.
 * Celsius: So this Phobic virus has no possible cure?
 * Narcotic: Nope! Not a single one.
 * Celsius: Are you sure?
 * Narcotic: Yes!
 * Darkness Qui: Well, in that case, we'll do it! Let's just hope it works! Because if not, there will be dire consequences for you!
 * Kolwaksi: "This is trouble guys, she's gonna come after us! and that blue turkey as an uncureable virus with him!"
 * Skipper: "We're gonna have to prepare ourselfs! Let's be ready for this! Everyone, to your positions, prepare our defences!"
 * ship is seen landing.
 * Darkness Qui, Celisus, and Narcotic come out.
 * Darkness Qui: "Now it's time to deal with those misfits, and that accursed sponge leader of theirs!"
 * Celisus: "Way ahead you, m'lady!" (Takes out bomb) Let's use this to dispense the Phobic virus cocktail!
 * Narcotic: Good thinking. (Attaches Viral cocktail to bomb) Alright, your grace. Since you're the only one capable of flight, you can plant the bomb.
 * Darkness Qui: Sounds easy enough. (Takes bomb, and flies off with it) Alright, which spot would be perfect? I'm just glad the Lodge doesn't even knows about this.
 * Kowalski: (Watching Darkness Qui with binoculars out a window) C'mon, Qui, plant the bomb! (Darkness Qui heads inside tower) (On walkie-talkie) Kowalski to Sandy! Come in Sandy! Qui has entered your tower!
 * Sandy: Copy that! I'll get right on it no problem! Sandy out! (Hides in a barrel before Darkness Qui can come in)
 * Darkness Qui: Alright, where should I put this bomb? I gotta put it somewhere where no one can find it! (Notices coushins) Hmm, maybe I could...no, they could hear the ticking. (Suddenly notices a small hidden counter) What's this? (Opens counter and sees Rico's Barbie doll) Wha? A little doll? What the hell would it be doing in a hidden counter? (Picks up Barbie doll)
 * Rico: (In another tower) (Senses something, and gasps) NOOO! My honey!
 * Skipper: (Scoffs and laughs) (On walkie-talkie) Skipper to Sandy? Come in Sandy! You can hold off on the surveillance! Rico's already got it covered!
 * Sandy: I already know. I can see Darkness Qui picking the doll up. But yall' might still need me, cause' I'm the one who can give ya' the signal to move!
 * Skipper: Good point! We'll wait!
 * Rico: NOOOOOOOO! (Skipper holds Rico)
 * Skipper: Hold on, Rico! We'll save your...uh...girlfriend! We just need to wait until Sandy gives us the signal!
 * Sandy: (Sees Darkness Qui throw the doll to a wall, and plant the bomb inside the counter, and flees) NOW!
 * Skipper: EVERYONE HEAD FOR THE DOLL! (Lodgers race to the bomb's location)
 * Lord Shen: "Skipping one, please tell me you have an idea to disable that thing, or we're done for!!"
 * Private: I sure wish the Ponies were here! I'd be happy about now!
 * Skipper: Private, please! Let's not think about Lunacorns, and think about the bomb filled with a Phobic virus! And besides, they're too busy on their 3rd Season premiere!
 * Kowalski: Oh, yeah! But, anyway, I can handle this! Just give me a few seconds! (Tinkers on bomb)
 * Spongebob: "I CAN'T WATCH!"