The Secret of the Golden Oak

The Secret of the Golden Oak is the 13th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lougers take the time to admire Twilight's decorations and reonvations made on the castle so Twilight can feel at home as of "Castle Sweet Castle" of the MLP canon series. They espeically admire what was left of the Libary used as a memorial and remembering collection. The Lougers espeically love it that the Main 6 wanted to include gems based on the adventures the Main 6 got involved with, both minor influence and great involvement. The Lougers even offer to help pay for the extra speical gems (Icky's treat thanks to Kuzco monatary support) And some Lougers even want to add something extra to the normally "dreary" hallways to really make the changes shine. But it may mean that they'll have to spend a few days in the castle and luckly, evil problems are at an all time slow rate, so there's no problem here. However, that's the least of the lougers' concern. Turns out, disturbing the ruins of the libary inadvertingly brought back the spirit of Golden Oaks original libarian, Oak Golden Bind. When the decorations of the Lougers and Main 6 are mysterious taken down and replaced with litteral recreations of the former secnery of the libary, and also with includion of the sudden chill when in the rooms, the Lougers and Ponies become concern of strange oddities. Already ruling out Discord being on a royal trip and Black Kat not really into these kind of pranks, and Chaos already explained his innosence that it wasn't ANYWHERE near what his work is like, the strangeness was momentarly dropped in favor of calling for Celestia tomorrow morning to get anwsers. But in the middle of the night, Spike was turn into SOLID GOLD!? When the Lougers and Mane 6 wake up to this horror, they were filled with sadness, shock, anger and fear! Contacting Celestia will have to be dealt with by Comminicator, but Celestia is not expected to come until tomorrow after dealing with a huge peace treaty meeting between Titans and Giants. For the time being, the Main 6 has sought out Mayor Mare to explain the odd occerence and what became of Spike. Mayor Mare was shock to see it and explained a tale of tragity and woe, and what is discribed as "The Ponyville Dark Secret". Mayor Mare explained that during Ponyville's early days, the Libary was once a normal building. It didn't even had a name, it was just called a Libary. However, an extremely talented Unicorn capable of extreme feats, claimed the Libary as her own and turned it into a tree as proof of her accomplishment as a student of Celestia. While Twilight admited that Celestia never mentioned Oak Golden, Mare replied that in actuality, Oak Golden wasn't exactly a student. Far from it. Oak was actselly a former adviser to Celestia and was a "Private Student", not publicly rekindised as a student under reasons unclear other then Celestia just being mysterious. Problem us, Oak was a unhealthy obcession for three things: Books, Gold, and growing powerful. As well, she was an enfusiest of the fallen Alicorn of Order, Lord Order. However, Oak had a extremely bad argument with Celestia about letting the Draconquui live and not imprisoning all of them like what was done to their tyrant king, and said that had they done it, Discord and his brother wouldn't've happened. Celestia insisted that the Draconquui, outside of a few bad insistences, had long reonuced and discontinued loyalty to the kind of choas the Choas War gave. It prompted Oak to angerly quit and call Celestia a weak fool! Oak was attempting to turn the Ponyvillians into a cult of Lord Order worshiping fanactics and become xenophobic to Draconquui. The basement in the Libary was Oak's labertory that Oak was studing on a speical magic spell called "The Maidus Horn", making her horn capable to turn victims into gold statues, and she wanted to teach it to all the Unicorns to turn them into her Order inforcers to prosicute Draconquui that made the mistake of visiting Ponyville, and turn them into statues for Oak to keep "for safe keeping", when in which was also to satisfy her gold lust and have a collection. Until finally, Celestia confronted Oak and was disappointed of the atrosities she was commiting against Harmony and to the Draconquui, and was reinforced by her strongest Unciorn guards and King Wacky and Queen Pranks. After a dishastorious fight that insued property damage, Oak was defeated and was punished by both Equestian and Draconquui councils to be cursed forever and imprisoned in the roots of the Golden Oak libary, which somewhat killed her in the process. Now, with the Golden Oak Libary destroyed by Tirek, and the now ironicly poor desition to turn what was left into a decoration, Oak is now freed, and plans to bribe Twilight into restoring her back to life in return for Spike returning to normal so she can resume her plans to bring "True Order" to Equestia against the Draconquui. How can the Lougers and the Main 6 handle an order obcess pony ghost with magic that tops and rivals even Twilight's, espeically when Oak conjured up famous book lore villains of Equestia's literature and have them attack the heroes ala a scooby doo inspired sineario, and can Celestia, Luna, and Cadence save our heroes in time and finally make sure Oak stays in her former prison no matter what?

Transcript
Intro (Beetlejuice Theme Song)

Chapter 1: The Tree Chandelier of Memories
Equestria Flashback to Wrath of the Mutant Frog Genius Flashback to Memory Haunter Flashback to He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had Flashback to Hypnotrounced Flashback to Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice Flashback to An All-Out French Experience with Gary Another An All-Out French Experience with Gary Flashback Flashback to Fluttershy's Circus Stage Fright Flashback to War of the Hornets Flashback to And Then There Were Little Flashback to Trixie's Biggest Problem Flashback to The Seas of Captain Legend Present
 * Po: (The Lodgers are walking with the Mane 6) So what is it about this new decoration you've wanted us to see for a while?
 * Twilight: Oh, it's just beautiful! My friends added it because I was...well...feeling a bit uneasy about where I was living. I mean, I had a lot of books that I enjoyed reading a couple of times, and it ends up getting destroyed by a Darkspawn, only for me to get a new home in the form of this castle.
 * Icky: Which critics say is a tad ugly, by the way. In fact, One such named Silver Quill campaired the castle's color sceme to that of an evil overlord's in the 3rd episode review.
 * Twilight: Yeah, I guess that was why they made that episode. But I guess it didn't do much, but it did make me feel better.
 * Rainbow Dash: Of course, what we originally had in mind was a mess! So we decided to get THIS! (They go into the throne room and see the Tree Chandelier)
 * Patrick: Woow!
 * Pinkie: Yeah, wow!
 * Twilight: Each one of these gems represents each time me and my friends had together. This one is from the time when Rainbow Dash became interested in reading, this one is from the time when Fluttershy stood up to that dragon and saved Ponyville the trouble of handling it's smoke, this is from the time when Rarity helped design our Gala dresses, and...
 * Icky: How many of these gems are there?
 * Kowalski: (Gets out his abacus) 93 gems.
 * Icky:... That means one gem that represents each episode before you got this thing. Huh, good to know.
 * Patrick: "Hey, how come there isn't a gem from when we first arrived in Equestia, or the stuff about the times we helped save Equestia from trouble?"
 * Rarity: "Well, it happened during the canon show and, well, to Hasbro, those things weren't canon, not mention copyright issues and the whatnot."
 * Patrick: "Aw.... No fair. We're we good enough memories for ya?"
 * Twilight: "Oh, I'm sorry. If it makes you guys feel better, you can memory gems of our times togather as well so you won't feel left out."
 * Spongebob: "Yeah, we have our share of good times and uh, hectic times."
 * Pinkie: "Oh yeah. Hey, remember when we fought zombie mutants?"
 * Twilight- Everypony, well, everyone to those that aren't ponies, we seem to be in some kind of village.
 * Spyro- I guess there use to be sentient life here.
 * Cynder- But, what happened?
 * Sandy- Hank happened.
 * Cynder- Did he scared the villagers away or something?
 * Sandy- Nope. He mutated them all out. Hank is the only intelligent one on this planet now. He invaded these peaceful villages, he kidnapped one or two innocent animal inhabitants, and infected them with his genetically engineered Ribeiroia worms. Then he repeated this process until he had enough zombies to capture the entire planet's population, until there was nothing but zombies. Every intelligent being had been infected, while the non-sentient animals were all captured, and mixed with DNA from other animals.
 * Spyro- (Faints)
 * Cynder- Spyro, get up!
 * Sparx- That's absolutely disgusting!
 * Dr. Cockroach- Wait a minute. You said he wanted to change evolutionary history. And mixing DNA with another animal of a different species is like, making a female with no way to give birth. Those mutants would become sterile.
 * Bill- Sterile?
 * Dr. Cockroach- It means you can't have babies because of having an odd number of chromosomes in your diploid cells. Your body cells require an even number of chromosomes in order to make a haploid cell, or sex cell. So that would eventually cause a problem in Hank's plan, wouldn't it?
 * Sandy- Actually, Hank thought of the same thing. So he added an extra sex chromosome in each mutant. Every non-zombie mutant on this planet has an even number of chromosomes to prevent them from being sterile. While sometimes the result of this process give the mutants Turner's Syndrome, Klinefelter's Syndrome, or other genetic syndromes, they are still quite powerful.
 * Po- Whoa! That big brain of his certainly worked better than I thought it would.
 * Lucky Jack- Uh, guys? We've got company! (Zombies surround Lodge)
 * Icky- Uh-oh! Zombies!
 * Zombie Dog- BRAAAAIIIIINS!
 * Zombie Rabbit- SPLEEEHHHNS! (Spleens!)
 * Zombie Monkey- BUHHHTS! (Butts!) (Other zombies look at Zombie Monkey confusingly) I HEEHVE PROOHBLIMS, OKAHY? (I have problems, okay?)
 * Icky- They even sound like zombies.
 * Zombie Tiger- SWEEEHHHT JOOCY BRAAIIINS! (Sweet juicy brains!)
 * Zombie Wolf- BRAAAIIIN STYEEEHHHU! (Brain stew!)
 * Sandy- Seriously, I can't understand a word they're saying!
 * Po- Me neither.
 * Zombie Buffalo- PREEHPAYYRE TOO DIIHE! (Prepare to die!)
 * Spyro- What did he say?
 * Sparx- He said something about preparing to die...Either that or he wants you to repair a pie.
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Lodgers and ponies begin fighting)
 * Po- MASTER SHIFU! (Shifu sees Po being strangled by a zombie rhino, Shifu attacks him, and saves Po) Thanks, Master! Uh...(Looks at zombie rhino) You know, I'd be freaked out if that zombie was Master Thundering Rhino's body.
 * Zombie Snail- (Going very slow, and slithering towards Icky) IIHH'M COOHMEENG, YOOH GUHEES! (I'm coming, you guys!)
 * Icky- Oh for the love of- (Kicks away Zombie Snail)
 * Banzai- TOUCHDOWN!
 * Twilight- (Uses telekinesis spell to levitate bricks from old village houses, and launch them at zombies) Take THAT! (A brick hits a cow Zombie in the gut, another hits a dog Zombie in the head, and another slams in the Monkey zombie's crouth) OOH!
 * Marty- Right in the batteries!
 * Banzai- (Chomps zombie) Wha?!? (Takes out mouth, and spits) Am I outta my mind?!? That could've been full of disease! (Sputters)
 * Zombie Pig- DOOHHE, IY TOOHHK UUHH SHAAWWHUUR THEESS MOARNEEEENG! (D'oh, I took a shower this morning)
 * Banzai- Well, in that case...(Chomps again)
 * Zombie Pig- AARRGH! UUHH MUUHHD SHAAHHWWEEHHR! (A MUD shower!) (Banzai gets shocked, and once again barfs for a full 30 seconds)
 * Banzai- You are so the dead kind of zombie now!
 * SpongeBob- There's too many of them! (More zombies appear) Guys, we can't fight them all!
 * Lord Shen- They're too strong! (Zombie breaks spear) AARRGH! (Shen strikes him down with wing blades)...Whew...that was clo--(Gets pounced on by more zombies) Aw, C'MON!
 * Trixie- FREEZE, ZOMBIE MUTANTS!
 * Lola- Who said that? (All zombies are frozen in ice)
 * Trixie- Well, that takes care of those undead and/or mutated animals.
 * (Icky): "Uh, tecnecally, that quilifies as a hectic time."
 * (Twilight): "(Wispers) Don't mind her, she thinks all times are good times. She's.... Pinkie Pie."
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, and remember when we first met Mr. (Scary voice) ANI-MAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 * Anima- AAAANNNIIIIMMMAAAAAAA! (Back to his old self without any dissipating, and enters Twilight's mind) WHAT?!? NO PAST OR FUTURE TRAGEDIES?!? And even if she does have any, i can't get it cause of a spell?! Oh, this blows! (Exits Twilight, and enters every other pony) Nope!...No!...Negative!...Niet!...Nothing! UUUGH! THERE'S NO FUTURE OR PAST TRAGEDIES IN ANY OF THESE DARN PONIES! AND IF THERE IS EVEN A SLIGHT BAD HISTORY, I CAN'T KNOW OF IT THANKS TO THE SPELL?! (Exits Rarity, and enters Sandy. Sandy gets a trance, sees SpongeBob dead, trance ends, and Sandy begins crying)
 * Pinkie Pie- Oh no you don't! (Jumps, and lands in wastebasket) OOF! Hello? Is anyone there, because all I see is a bunch of stinky garbage! Oh, look, a penny! (Sandy laughs, and Anima gets booted out of Sandy's mind)
 * Anima- (Growls in anger, and multiplies himself into a dozen Animas, and they all host everyone except the ponies)
 * Pinkie Pie- (Sees everyone crying) Oh no! (Plays music again, and Animas face her)(Pinkie Pie smacks herself on wall, collapsing shelf, some of the hosted Animas are booted out of their hosts after the host begin laughing) (Dubbed as Eddie) I'm through with takin' falls, I'm bouncin' off the walls, without your pun, I'd have some fun, I'd kick you in the-- (Gets squished by shelf, and the rest of the Lodgers laugh, and their Animas are booted out of their minds) (Animas go back into one Anima)
 * Anima- AAAAANNNNIIIIMMMAAAAAA (Hosts Kairi's dead body, and gains contol of it)
 * Private- Get her! Well, I mean, him, but you know what I mean?! (Tries punching Anima) Wait a moment! I'm not supposed to hit girls!
 * Skipper- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGH!
 * Anima- (In Kairi's body) I still have the others souls, and there is nothing you can do to undo that!
 * ???- Is that so?
 * Anima- Huh? (Ignitus, Merlin, and Celestia were standing at the end of the other hallway) Who are these new guys?
 * Celestia- I am Princess Celestia!
 * Anima- (Gasps) You?! You're the sun princess?!? Well, too bad, lady! As long as I remain in this body, you can't hurt me!
 * Pinkie Pie- Doi!
 * Anima- (Laughs himself out of Kairi's body) AAAAAAAHHHHH!
 * Priness Celestia- (Charges sunlight powers. Anima tries hiding back inside Kairi's body, but Merlin uses his magical powers to hold Anima in place. Celestia then shines sunlight on Anima, and Anima burns away. All of the souls Anima devoured return back to their bodies, and Shenzi, Cynder, Po, Lord Shen and Kairi are revived)
 * Pinkie Pie- Ha-hah! In your face, ghost boy!
 * Shenzi- Uhhgh, what happened?
 * Cynder- Guys? What happened last night?
 * Lord Shen- I must've dozed off!
 * Po- Uhhgh! My head hurts!
 * Kairi- UNCLE SHEN! YOU'RE BACK!
 * Lord Shen- KAIRI! (Both hug)
 * Cynder- SPYRO!
 * Spyro- Cynder, you're back!
 * Banzai- SHENZ!
 * Shenzi- BANZ!
 * Donkey: "DONKEY!"
 * Everyone looks at Donkey.
 * Donkey: "What?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, and then there was mr. (Like Dracula) BATULA?! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!?"
 * Batula- I must summon some personal protectors! (Batula uses sonar to summon 2 giant vampire bats) Keep any persuer off my tail! (the giants flew off obeying his orders)
 * Brink- And me, sir?
 * Batula- Get the army here, now!
 * Brink- Yes, sir! (Uses sonar to call the other bats)
 * Batty- We've got company! (2 giant vampire bats fly after him and Rainbow Dash)
 * Rainbow Dash- I've got them! (Kicks bat down and charges into the other one)
 * Batty- Nice going, Rainbow Dash! But something tells me we're not through yet! (Bat army heads for them both)
 * Rainbow Dash- Don't worry! I've got an idea that can get rid of all those bats and help us catch Batula! Get on my back!
 * Batty- What?
 * Rainbow Dash- Just do it! (Batty flies onto RD's back, and bat army persues RD) Alright, hold on tight, because it's gonna get extreme! (Dives down with bats following them. Rainbow Dash dives down and speed increases)
 * Batty- RAINBOW DASH? WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash- YOU'LL SEE! (Then Rainbow Dash does a Sonic Rainboom that scatters the entire bat army across the sky)
 * Both- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! (Both dart toward Batula)
 * Batula- AAAARRGH! (Rainbow Dash and Batty run into Batula)OOF!
 * Rainbow Dash- WE GOT HIM!
 * Batty- Oh, shoot! (Batula appears)
 * Batula- You crazed bufoon! (Attacks with claws, and Batty dodges, but Batula claws him the second time, severely wounding him. But when Batula leans in for another attack, he misses, and twitches the machinery antenna on his head)
 * Batty- (Does unique karate skills) HAI-YAH!
 * Batula- What the hell? What's happening? (Batty beats him up with awesome karate skills) Uuuhggh!
 * Batty- 根據管理局的紅色忍安理會,我現將把你根據逮捕了! (Chinese: By the authority of the Crimson Ninja Council, I hereby place you under arrest!) (Brink and the other bats are in relentless persuit)
 * Batula- Oh, you think that thingy on your head gives you power? Well, I've been taking Tai-Jitsu since I was 8!
 * Batty- 准備遭受極端憤怒,我用拳頭強大的正義! (Chinese: Prepare to suffer the extreme fury of my powerful fists of justice!)
 * Batula- Sorry, I don't speak Chinese! But on with the fight! (Both bats fight in martial-arts fighting)
 * Rainbow Dash- Geez, I have two bats fighting on my back! Well, at least it can't get any worse! (Bat swarm flies in front of her) HOLY CRUD! (Dives down to avoid bat swarm, and Batula and Batty fly off Rainbow Dash's back, and fight in flight. However, Batty gets caught in the bat swarm as Batula retreats, but Batty uses his broadcasted Ninja skills to fight across the bat swarm, and land on Batula, causing the both of them to fall)
 * Batty- 我現在你,無情地捍衛戰士」! (Chinese: I have you now, ruthless warrior!)
 * Batula- (Kicks Batty off of him, sending him spinning around in the air) Hahahahahahahahahahahah! (Flies away)
 * Batty- (Flies after Batula until bat army attacks him)
 * Batula- Now to finish you off once and for all! (Sharpens claws on his wings and feet, and swoops toward Batty)
 * Rainbow Dash- (Targets Batula, and zooms in for the strike)
 * Batula- Huh? (Sees Rainbow Dash darting towards him) AAAARRRRGH! (Rainbow Dash strikes him, and Batula is knocked out, and caught by Rainbow Dash, as she slams through the bat army, causing the remaining to retreat!)
 * Batty- 出色的工作、彩虹沖! (Chinese: Excellent work, Rainbow Dash!)
 * Rainbow Dash- (Didn't understand what he said) Uh...(Flicks antennae, and Batty switches back to normal)
 * Batty- Excellent work, Rainbow Dash!
 * (Pinkie): "Or when we met (Fake hypnotised voice) Hypnooooorattleeeeeeeeeeeee."
 * Celestia: "My little Ponies, we must renew the sealing spell on the statue of discord, and there's only one way to do it, we must used the elements of harmony on it!"
 * Twilight: "Understood, Princess. we can't have Discord coming back."
 * Celestia stuck her horn into the magical lock, and it opened the hidden wall. Celestia holds a chest.
 * Celestia: "Now, girls, may i present, the elements of harmony. (opens chest, the elements are there and present.)
 * Applejack: "Well, let's put them on and get on with it."
 * The masked Rattlesnake appeared!
 * Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
 * Celestia and Mane 6: "WHAT THE?"
 * Rattlesnake: "I like to start the show with a little tune, it goes something, like this!" (Shakes rattle, hypnotizing all the ponies, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the Elements of Harmony) So long, ponies! (Slithers away, and the ponies snap out of the trance)
 * Rainbow Dash- What was that?
 * Celestia- It would seem we have a crook on our hands, because...(Noticed the Elements of Harmony being stolen)
 * Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! HE'S STOLEN THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!
 * Rarity- Oh, dear! Now how are we supposed to repair Discord's statue? He's gonna come back and screw everything up again!
 * Pinkie: "On the plus-side, Cottin candy clouds that rain chocolate milk! YAY!"
 * Applejack: "Your not too bright, are you Pinkie?"
 * Celestia- I think we know some heroes who are willing to get those Elements back, and save Equestria before Discord breaks free!
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh! Hey Crane, remember when we met your brother?!"
 * Kevin: "What, wasn't I clear enough? I said, the forests has to go! Trees, bushes, anything foresty, ZIP! Has to go!"
 * Applejack: Hold your horses, Mr Longbill, haven't you seen the Lorax movie?
 * Spike: (Dubbed as Timon) "She has a point."
 * Kevin: "What?"
 * Spike: Forests are apart of our ecosystem, you take that away then all the animals won't have anywhere else to live.
 * Norm: Uh, Mr. Longbill, with all do respect, I gotta side with the little dragon on this one.
 * Kevin: "DO YOU AND EDWORD WANNA LIVE IN A BOX IN SOME ALLEY?!"
 * Norm and Edword moaned in fear!
 * Norm And Edword: "WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!"
 * Kevin: "Idiots."
 * John wispers something to Slop and Hammer-face: "Someone took a nasty pill this morning."
 * Celestia: "Kevin, I have no disrespect for progress, and I do understand money helps a company survive, but please, have some limits on how far your willing to meet demands."
 * Kevin: "Oh, and what you do recimend on how we make cars, planes, or other stuff without factories, your whiteyness?"
 * Celestia: "I am not saying that, it's just, mass destruction of the forests is not nessersary."
 * Kevin: "What kind of a leader actselly gives a junk to a bunch of dirty standing logs with leafs?"
 * Celestia: "Kevin... What is wrong with you? One minute, you were nice, the next.... Well, it's like someone sucked away your harmony."
 * Kevin: "Harmony? That's for losers!"
 * Everyone gasps!
 * Kevin: "Oh, and that friendship stuff, (laughs), "Friendship" is just allience with a pet name! In the real world, no one has time for friends! it's all about the cash, modern conveniences and progress!"
 * Celestia: "Kevin, I am, fearfully concerned something may have happened to you. Are you merely stressed?"
 * Kevin: "The only stress I'm getting is from you, primitive!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "HEY! You can't speak to Celestia like that! What gives you the right to insult her!?"
 * Kevin: "One.... And he's big! (Pulls out his gitar and plays a gitar riff!)"
 * faint stomping sounds are heard.
 * Doloris: "Oh no...."
 * Norm and Edword wimpered and hided!
 * Hammer-Face: "Oh no."
 * John: "Not him."
 * Slop: "Now look what you done, you prancing show ponies!"
 * BOOM!
 * stomping gets louder!
 * John: "HIDE AWAY! HIDE AWAY!"
 * A huge shadow formed around the room. coming out of the light, revels a huge giant gorilla in a fancy suit, with a french handibar mustase, and a french hat.
 * Ape: "Oui, Misure Kev-vin?"
 * Kevin: "Gaston, show that Rainbow Horse some mannors!"
 * Gaston the ape cracks his knackles.
 * Applejack: "Oh ponyfeathers." (Gaston grabs RD.)
 * Gaston: "What sound does a lit-tle pon-ny make?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... (Squeaking) Nay?"
 * Gaston: "Close enough."
 * Gaston begins to walk away with Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash- Let me go, you big fat blob! I'm warning you, let go of me! (Gaston leaves with her)
 * Scootaloo: "What's that guy gonna do to Rainbow Dash?"
 * Kevin- Nothing fatal, just.... Human reshorces. Listen everyone, I do apologize for the insults, but business is business. I do care about the environment as much as I do for all of you, but sacrifices have to be made. (Music plays) You see, life can't always be fair sometimes, but you just gotta get use to it. Even if it means affecting the environment. I mean, I can't be bad, right?
 * Applebloom: "No way, Kevin! Your the greatest!"
 * Kevin: "See? Now, come Applebloom, we got change to make."
 * Applebloom: "Yes sir!"
 * Kevin: "That means you guys too!"
 * The shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edword followed at music begins to tensify.
 * Scootaloo: "I just want you guys to know, me and the Crusaders quit!"
 * Applebloom: "Well, I offitcally leave the crusadiers!"
 * Applebloom catches up with Kevin.
 * Scootaloo: "No......"
 * Celestia: "I fear he may had been corrupted by something... Or someone.... And I know who is capable to make such a corruption so quick." (Kevin sings 'How Bad Can I Be')
 * (Icky): "Was it REALLY nessersary to include the song, Pinkie?"
 * (Pinkie): "What can I say, Kevin's a good singer. It was no wonder why Applebloom liked him so much. Oh, hey Rarity remember that really south trip to paris where you met Frances?"
 * Rarity: (The flashback is suddenly interrupted when Rarity tears the view apart with some scissors) "PINKIE PIE, I HAVE INSTRUCTED SPEFICLY THAT WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SEX SLAVE TRADE MESS EVER AGAIN!?"
 * Icky: "Yeah, I have to be honest.... That Gary epsisode seriously has some controverseal stuff into it. Sex slave trades, people getting killed, Shen having one of his ugliest meltdowns yet, and the introduction of one of the darkest villains ever, Count Vladamer."
 * Pinkie: "Yeah, espeically when you prevoked him to go after spongebob because what you said."
 * Icky: "You know, i thought this would end differnetly. I mean, didn't old Vladdy here just heard us say the Ammomimus Benufacteror was after you because he and those other cultest thought you were their idolised god or something?"
 * Vladamer made a shocked face.
 * Count Vladamer: "What?"
 * Icky: "Oh ya know, you said the guy who wasted your wife had a box with arms symbolisum on the robe. Turns out, they actselly thought Spongebob was the god they needed for some propitcy and they did all sorts of shit for him. If your some inforgiveable jerk, you could say it's spongebob's fault for the exsitence of the cult because they worshipped him and did all that horrorable stuff because they wanted people to love and tolerate snails. You could even go as far as saying Spongebob killed your wife by having a jerk follwer of an insane cult doing it in his name...(Unknown to Icky, Vladamer was losing it, emotionaly, and mentally) But your obviously a reasonable old vulture, and you can't possably let yourself go crazy because of a few.... (finally noticing Vladamer looking angry and resentful) Uh......... I just said something stupid did i?"
 * Iago: "What do you think?"
 * Count Vladamer: "YOU?! (LOOMS OVER SPONGEBOB AND GARY) THAT MONSTER WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU WALKING HUNK OF CHEESE! (pulls out an old fastion-looking gun and points it at Spongebob)"
 * Spongebob: "WHOA! Easy there Vlad. Icky was just a loud-mouth comic relief, he didn't know any better!"
 * Iago: Way to go, Icky. You and your big beack again!
 * Lord Shen: You Idiot! (Hits Icky over the head)
 * (Icky): "Can we PLEASE not remember that?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, remember that really fun time with Mr. El Amazeo?!"
 * (Dramatic circus music plays in the background)
 * El Amazeso: "Ladies and gentle, uh, horses, the moment you being waiting for, a-comes! May i proudly present, Fluttershy, the dragon dancer!"
 * Fluttershy is reveled in a fake skaley costume and a small whip.
 * Fluttershy: "Dra-dra, dragon?"
 * Packy, Bladefang, and Trisha are seen looking sadly in the sidelines.
 * Packy: "We were idiots for doing this."
 * El Amazeso: "May I present, also, a imfamous, ginormus, Lion Dragon!"
 * A huge Lion-like dragon appears behind Fluttershy, and roared!
 * Fluttershy: "EEK!"
 * El Amazeso: "Now, Fluttershy, it';s time for you to tame this ferious be-"
 * Amazeso sees Fluttershy whimpering about!
 * El Amazeso wispers to a walkie talkie: "Vulturo, hit the pony with a bravery spell!"
 * Vulturo: Yes, El Amazeso. (Begins to chant an bravery incantion)
 * El Amazeso: Unleash, The Surprise Dragon!
 * A familier looking but somewhat aged Camilian Dragon comes forth. it roars mencingly!
 * El Amazeso: Ladies and Gentelponies, our daring pegasus pony will now tame not only one but two ferious dragons!
 * Fluttershy (under breavery spell): "Alright you gene-spliced freaks! I don't like you, and you don't like me, but we are gonna do this with no problems what so ever! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
 * The Lion Dragon does a ferce T-Rax Roar from Jurassic Park!
 * Fluttershy bucks the Lion Dragon in the nose!
 * Fluttershy: "TRY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YA!"
 * Lion Dragon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR-- (Fluttershy punches Lion Dragon in the throat) AUUCCCK!
 * Fluttershy: (Flies onto Lion Dragon's back, and begins riding)
 * El Amazeso: So far so good. (whispers to Vulturo via walkie talkie again) Vulutro, have one of your bats be ready to take the form of Lord Cobra of the Villain Leage's frightening dragon pet.
 * Vulturo: "Oh, a challnaging one. JIMA SUE KAI!"
 * Bats began to fuse into the Jabberwocky!
 * Packy: "Aw snap no!"
 * Bladefang: By my coils, what is that?
 * Trisha: "Big apple help us."
 * Fluttershy is finsih beating the crud outta the two dragons.
 * Fluttershy: "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!"
 * The aged Camilain dragon notices Fluttershy's cutiemark, and sheds a tear as realising who this pony was.
 * Camilian Dragon: "F-fl-fl, Fluttershy? Is, is, is that, y-y-y-you?"
 * Fluttershy stomps into the Camilan Dragon's eye!
 * Fluttershy: "SHUT IT!"
 * Camilian Dragon: "It's me... George."
 * Fluttershy: I SAID SHUT IT!!!!
 * George (Tearing): Cat-Bird help me
 * Suddenly a loud roar is heard that gave all of the ponies chills down their spines.
 * Fancy Pants: Wha, what was that?
 * El Amazeso: That's enough for the Camilain Dragon, Dragon-Taming Fluttershy! Your Real challenge has just arrive.
 * The Loud Roaring continues as George begins to whimper in fear.
 * Fleur: "EEK! WHAT IS COBRA'S MONSTER DOING HERE?!"
 * The (False) Jabberwocky slams through the cage and roars menacely!
 * (False) Jabberwocky: "Dragon Tamer, your reign ends here!"
 * El Amazeso: Here Dragon Tamer Fluttershy, you can use my whip this time. (Gives Fluttershy his whip)
 * (False) Jabberwocky charges, but Fluttershy, with one smack of the whip, obliterated The (False) Japperwocky into an explowsion of spriling illusion bats!
 * audience cheer!
 * Fancy Pants: "I don't believe! Fluttershy slain the genuine Jabberwocky! this is legendary!"
 * El Amazeso: "Believe it, friends, you seen it for your very eyes! Lord Cobra's own menacing monster, falls into the might of Dragonshy, the unstoppable!"
 * Fluttershy: ANY ONE OF YOU DRAGON MEANIES LIKE TO BE NEXT!!!
 * El Amazeso: Ladies and Gentelponies, who wants to see Dragonshy battle The enfamous Jabberwocky again in round 2?!
 * audience cheered!
 * El Amazeso (Wispers to walkie-talkie): "Audience demands an encore!"
 * Vulturo: Of course, El Amazeso. One stronger and even more power version of Lord Cobra's own menacing monster for the the Big Finale coming right up. Bat leader?
 * The Bat Leader nods and lets out another screech to summon 900 illusionary bats.
 * they fused into become another false Jabberwocky!
 * it rams through the stage and charges!
 * Fluttershy charges as well!
 * The False Jabberwocky tail-whips Fluttershy and knocks her into a beam.
 * False Jabberwocky: I will enjoy tearing your little wings asunder, Dragonshy! (Hisses like a lizard)
 * Fluttershy gets up, charges, grabs false Jabberwocky, and slams it into the ground, oblitrating it back into illusion bats!
 * El Amazeso: "ISN'T SHE INCREDABLE?!"
 * The Audience went wild.
 * El Amazeso: But fear not friends. The third and final round will bring your exciting experience here to a close for sure!
 * the breavery spell wore off, and Fluttershy's normal now.
 * Fluttershy: "Huh? What's going on?"
 * another Fasle Jabberwocky appeared again!
 * Fluttershy: "Meep."
 * False Jabberwocky roars!
 * El Amazeso: "Dear Dragonsay! Nothing your doing to this creature is working! What is your next pla-"
 * Fluttershy screamed!
 * Fluttershy zoomed out of there!
 * El Amazeso (wispers to walkie talkie): "Vulturo, your damn spell wore off?! Use you mind magic to tell Fluttershy the Japperwocky's not real!"
 * Vulturo: "But alcourse!"
 * The False Jabberwocky roars and flys after Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy hears a voice.
 * Vulturo: "Relax, child. The Jabberwocky is a fake! Just hit it once and it's defeated! But for this one, you need to use your deadlist weapon!"
 * Fluttershy gasped!
 * Fluttershy: "The stare!"
 * Fluttershy stops, and the False Jabberwocky stops.
 * Fluttershy uses, the stare, and manages to stare down the false Japperwocky, until it explowed into bats again!
 * the Audience cheered!
 * El Amazeso: "INCREDABLE! EVEN JUST LOOKING AT IT CAN KILL! I always did knew looks can kill! Behold, as the most dangerious member of the leage befalls at the might of Circ De Inspiring, and the almighty Dragonshy!"
 * Suddenly A Fast Purple Flash of light zooms and gets Fluttershy in mid air.
 * El Amazeso wispers to walkie talkie: "What the hell is going on?! What are you doing?!"
 * Nelson: I don't Think that was Vulturo, look!
 * We see that the purple flash was really Spyro with Kairi now wearing a combination of a princess dress and her three zipper strapless mini-dress top but it is in Spyro's color, a light pink halter top underneath her mini-dress with a dark purple bow at the back with the dress covered in purple gems and has maching shoes and tiara pluse they are acompined by Sparx, Cynder, Riku and the Dragon Gang.
 * El Amazeso: "WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
 * Vulturo appears, and zaps Spyro and gang down!
 * Fluttershy gets up, confused!
 * El Amazeso: "How shameful of the Zaragoza people, first they deny people their show, now stealing from Circ De Inspiring?! The nerve of them!! Never have i been so insulted!"
 * The Audience boos at Spyro's group!
 * Tirga, Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson came forth, and with Vulturo, surround the group.
 * El Amazeso: "What do you say, dear audience, we punish these talentless hacks, by shooting them OUT OF THE CANNON!"
 * A huge cannon pointing torwords someplace far away is shown!
 * El Amazeso: "And I want you, the audience, to countdown with me!"
 * the Audience cheer!
 * Suddenly the auddience hear a familier "Afro Circus tune" As they look up at the sky to see a familier flying circus approching.
 * Fancy Pants: "I say, what incredable thing is that!"
 * Fluer: "It's unlike anything i have seen before!"
 * El Amazeso: "Now what!?"
 * The Shell Louge Squad (wearing afro wigs and Pinkie Pie in Marty's get up), and Circus Zaragoza appear.
 * Twilight: (Dressed up as a ringmaster) Are you guys ready for this?
 * Evreyone: Yeah!
 * Skipper: Oppertaion: Shell Louge Afro Circus Rescue and Bring El Amazeso and Circ De Inspiring to Justice, Engage!
 * Private: Aye, aye, Skipper. (The Elephants blow coloured flames to get nearer)
 * Suddenly Nelson, Mia, Tigra, Leonardo and Vulturo are suddenly blown away from Spyro's group by a familir sonic roar!
 * But they get up quickly!
 * Vulturo zaps a spell that disables Spyro!
 * Vulturo: "(Chackles), Not so tough now, are we, boy?"
 * Twilight teliports down!
 * Twilight: "Hey you witch! You and me!"
 * Vulturo: "You dare challnaged Vulturo, the greatest of the arabian sands?"
 * Twilight: "Daring to the extreme, you old hag!"
 * Vulturo: "We're playin that way, huh? Very well then! DRAW!"
 * Vulturo levitates Cynder, and makes a giant Anval appear from above to crash her!
 * Twilight turns the giant Anval into a giant pillow!
 * the pellow lands on Cynder.
 * Cynder: "Ah, confy."
 * Vulturo casted a birrase a pies, and flings them at Twilight!
 * Twilight makes the pies hit Vulturo instead.
 * Twilight: Take that!
 * Kowalski: Skipper, Twilight is fighting Amazeso's Magic act but Spyro is down!
 * Vulturo casted snow on top of Twilight!
 * Twilight Summons a Pheonix to melt the snow away.
 * Vulturo summons a T. Rex, which charges after Twilight!
 * Twilight Summons a Spinosaurus and it charges at the T-Rex!
 * Vulturo: "Ok, no more miss nice vulture! (Makes both dinos vanish!)"
 * Vulturo levitates Hiccup and Astrid, and turns Hiccup into an old man, and Astrid into a little girl.
 * Twilight: "I bet you thought that would defeat me, but luckly, ever since Trixie's little attempt, I have inproved."
 * Vulturo: "Ha! Your bluffing."
 * Twilight: Oh yeah? Then try this one for size. (She levitates Kairi and the still disabled Spyro and makes Spyro very small and Kairi into a 50 foot giantess like susan)
 * Vulturo's beak just dropped!
 * Vulturo: "WHAT?! BUT, HOW?!"
 * Twilight: It's a new one I learned after Trixie's attempted revenge on me.
 * Vulturo: "But, it matters not! Your previous vikings are still trap in there current state! Your helpless too-"
 * ???: Not if my Sister and I can help it!
 * Vulturo: "What in the-"
 * Suddenly some extreamly powerful magic change Hiccup and Astrid back to their teen selfs and drains Vulturo of her magic powers!
 * Illusion bats vanished!
 * Vulturo: "No, no, NO!"
 * Tirga slams away the others and grabs Fluttershy, and makes a run for it!
 * Mia: "Guys, defend Tigra!"
 * Leonardo, Nelson, and Mia stand in the way of the one exit that Tirga went through!
 * Suddenly We see Julien and Soyna on their motorbike drive right through Leonardo, Nelson and Mia, knocking them over like bowling pins!
 * Icky: STRIKE!!!!
 * Tigra notices Sonya, and grabs the bike by the nose!
 * Tirga: "You are fools for challnaging Tigra the Incredable!"
 * Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson get up.
 * Suddenly a net appeared above Mia, Leonardo and Nelson and caught the three.
 * Sonya lets out a big bear roar at Tigra, breifly disoriented her, and spins the bike round hitting her a couple of times and then hits her right into a cage.
 * A whip wraps around Fluttershy, reveled to be El Amazeso!
 * El Amamzeso: "YOU HAVE TOO MUCH POTAINAL TO SURRENDER SO EASILY! Vulturo, start the car!"
 * Vulturo starts the car as El Amazeso gets in!
 * El Amaazeso: "DRIVE!"
 * Car drives away!
 * Spyro: (No longer disabled sees the villains escaping) Rainbow Dash, we need to stop that car!
 * Car is near unreachable limits!
 * The Cannon fires Rainbow Dash at the Car and runs it off the the road!
 * El Amazeso smacks Rainbow Away, as Spyro on a trapese grabs Fluttershy, but El Amazeso hold on!
 * Vulturo gets out and makes a run for it!
 * As the struggle commences, El Amazeso kicks over a crate of flesh eating cobras swimming into a pool!
 * the trapese swings aroung like a pendailain, as the fight for Fluttershy continues!
 * Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson break free of the net!
 * Mia: "El Amazeso! He needs our help!"
 * Suddenly Terk appears swinging on a vine.
 * Terk: And she takes out the kingpins!
 * Terk pumps Mia, Leonardo and Nelson knocking them out and disabling them for capture.
 * El Amazeso gets a strong advanage on Spyro and prepares to drop him to the flesh eating Cobras!
 * El Amazeso: "It's time your reign ends here, dragon! Fluttershy is now my properity, and mine alone! And you? Your water fleash eating cobra chow! Any pityful hero remarks?"
 * Fluttershy kicks Amazeso in the gut!
 * El Amazeso: "OOF?! WHY YOU?! (Realised he lost his grip on Spyro)... Uh..... Ok, can we, start over, I wasn't able to-"
 * Spyro gets a death grip on El Amazeso!
 * Spyro: I don't think so! Kairi, Alex, Gia, Take Fluttershy! (Throws her over to Kairi, Gia and Alex) Fluttershy is not your propertiy and it is your reign that ends here! (Spyro flys away from the flesh-eating Cobras while carrying a stuggleing angry El Amazeso with evreyone watches in amazement.
 * Stefano: "Give him a good one, Mr. Spyro!"
 * El Amazeso: "YOU ACURSED PURPLE MENACE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER IN THE UNITED UNIVERSES!"
 * Spyro (Dubbed as Alex): Your days of abusing Circus Animals and being an evil greedy ringmaster are over El Amazeso, because you just messed with Fluttershy's innocent fillyhood, Circus Zaragoza and my Friends!
 * Spyro drops El Amazezo into a cage where the ringmaster begins behaving like a mad wild animal, to the shock of everyone, even his followers.
 * Vulturo, who snuck back, was surprised as well.
 * Nelson: "And he called us animals?"
 * Fancy Pants: "My goodness, what a beast that human is!"
 * Fluer fainted.
 * Vulturo: "I.... I.... I can't believe i was obedient to, this!"
 * Packy: "Look at that guys, El Amazeso's true calling in life, a jail jockey!"
 * Bladefang: "Quite befitting."
 * Trisha: "Ah, he was a stinking douche anyway!"
 * Spyro: Prison is where evil villains both established and oc alike and extreamly greedy dirtbag ringmasters like you belong, El Amazeso.
 * El Amazeso: "YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME, I AM THE GREAT EL AMAZESO! I AM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ANY WORLD! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU STUPID PURPLE PILE OF-"
 * Suddenly El Amazeso is hit in the butt by a tranquilizer dart paralyzing him.
 * Spyro: Now sit!
 * El Amazeso sat down.
 * Spyro: Lie down.
 * El Amazeso falls flat on his face!
 * We See Marucie and Mort who has a tranquilizer gun watching this as well.
 * Mort: (Chuckeling while Maruice patted him on the head) Naughty me.
 * Spyro: Roll over.
 * El Amazeso fliches over.
 * Spyro: Good El Amazeso. Now Stay!
 * Fancy Pants: "Well that was certainly worth the price of abmission!"
 * Fluer comes to.
 * Fancy Pants: (Calling out to Rarity): "I SAY, MISS RARITY AND FRIENDS, JOLLY GOOD JOB!"
 * The Audience apllease!
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, anyone remember those musquito hornet guys?"
 * Commander Sting'nbite: BZZZ BZZZZ BZZ BZZZZZ! ('Bombs away!') (Skeeterazoids fly down onto Ponyville)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Wakes up from nap on cloud) Wha--Wonderbolts, where are yo...(Sees Skeeterazoids down in Ponyville) GREAT GATZBY! NOT ANOTHER INVASION! (Dives down after Skeeterazoid invasion)
 * Twilight: (Skeeterazoids break into library) What in the name of Celestia?
 * Spike: (Wakes up) Wha--I'm up, I'm up! (Sees Skeeterazoids) Uh, Twilight, what's going on?
 * Skeeterazoid Soldier: It's the one they call Twilight Sparkle! Get her! (Skeeterazoids infect Twilight)
 * Spike: TWILIGHT! (Skeeterazoids see him)...Uh...suprise?
 * Skeeterazoid Soldier 2: Boys, get 'em! (Skeeterazoids grab Spike)
 * Spike: YIPES! (Gets sacked) Ah no you creeps don't!? (Burps, and gets out of sack cause it was set on fire!)
 * Skeeterazoid: "YIKES?! HE BURPS FIRE?! FALL BACK?!"
 * The cowards retreat as Spike gets concern of the now ill Twilight.
 * Spike: "TWILIGHT?!"
 * Applejack: (At Apple Acres fighting off the invading Skeeterazoids) Sweet sassy-malassy! (Bucks Skeeterazoids) What are these things? (Bucks another)
 * Big Macintosh: I have no idea, but they sure don't look friendly!
 * Applebloom: I'll say! (Runs for cover, then Skeeterazoids infect Applejack)
 * Applejack: Uhhhgh! (Faints)
 * Big Mac: "SIS!?"
 * Applebloom: "APPLEJACK!?"
 * Skeetraziods laughed, until a fast rainbow force smacks into them, as they start screaming, which goes away after a Sonic Rainboom!
 * at rariy's shop, Rarity has already beaten a very large number of Skeetraziods!
 * Skeetra soldier: "THE WHITE ONE'S TOO DANGERIOULY POWERFUL IN A STRANGE FIGHTING SYTILE! RETREAT!"
 * Remaining Skeetraziods ran off!
 * Rarity: "AND STAY OUT YOU RUFFIANS!"
 * Fluttershy's house!
 * Skeetraziods ran away, crying like babys!
 * Fluttershy: "DON'T YOU EVER THREATEN ME OR MY ANIMALS AGAIN, YOU MEANIES!"
 * At Sugercube corner, Skeetraziods are seen sent flying by cake and party orniments!
 * Pinkie: "THAT'S FOR BEING MEANIES AND SCARING THE BABIES?!"
 * Rainbow Dash is seen, standing on top the entire invadsion force, all of them defeated!
 * Sting'nbite: "Buzz buzz, buzz! (Aw nuts! I underestamated these cute horseys! Gotta go!)"
 * bugs vanish!
 * (Pinkie): "And then we played a arousing game of Whodunit with Mr. Adrian."
 * SpongeBob: Alright, we gotta search every one of these rooms. Let's start with the servants' rooms. (Sniffles, stuffed up after crying over Sandy) (The assaulter uses his magic to teleport his kidnapped victims, who are still unconscious, from his secret room to Sheensworth's closet. This was noticed by Merlin, who gotten suspitious, and desided to keep quiet, planning to capture the real assulter off-guard.)
 * Shifu: (All enter one servant's room) Alright, who's room is this, Scorpo?
 * Scorpo: This room belongs to my servant, Mr. DiGiorno.
 * Pinkie: OOOH, is he a pizza?
 * Scorpo: (Sighs) If you're talking about DiGiorno Pizza, then no.
 * Pinkie: Aww!
 * Mr. DiGiorno: (Italian accent) But I do eat-a the pizza! I have-a some fresh-a pizza in ze oven. Would you-a like some?
 * Pinkie: OOOH-OOOH, YES! (Gets pizza, and takes a bite)
 * Celestia: (Chuckles) No wonder Pinkie's the element of laughter. Even I can't resist her antics. (Everybody huddles up again, and leaves Mr. DiGiorno's room)
 * Pinkie: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHPPP! (Everyone is suprised)... Excuse me.
 * Mr. DiGiorno: Momma mia, my burping-a record has been-a broken. (Everyone laughs, then they enter another room)
 * Prince Scorpo: "This is Mr. Kazoo-farto's room."
 * Icky and Iago laughed out
 * Icky: "KAZOO FART!"
 * Iago: "(LAUGHS)!"
 * Rainbow Dash laughs out loud!
 * Pinkie lost it in laughter!
 * Celestia: "Enough! As funny as that sounds, we have a matter to deal with!"
 * Cynder: "Yeah guys, this is serious!"
 * Icky: I know, but seriously, that's one of the funniest names I ever heard.
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: I think YOUR name is funny! (Farts like a kazoo)
 * Iago: Okay, we're not laughing AT you... Well, actually, yes, WE ARE! (Laughs)
 * Shifu: SILENCE!!! Stop this incessant laughing, and let's get back to the task at hand. (Smells fart) Oh, God!  (Icky and Iago laugh out loud, then they both smell it)
 * Icky: UUUHGGGH!!!
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Scoffs) Stinks, doesn't it? You should see my father. He farts all the time, and he says it smells like bubble-gum. But do you know what it REALLY smells like? DO YOU?
 * Icky: No, but I don't wanna know.
 * Iago: I do!
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: IT SMELLS LIKE A DYING ANIMAL!!!! (Icky and Iago hold laughs) Don't you do it! Don't you laugh, you laugh, then you get it!
 * Icky: (Holds in laugh, then suddenly lets it out, along with Iago)
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Slaps both Icky and Iago) Do it again, go ahead! I dare you! (Walks away)
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey come back here!"
 * Twilight: "No Rainbow Dash, he seemed like the type incapable of being aggessive un-provoked."
 * Scorpo:...Yeah, about that, Kazoo-Farto gets laughed at all the time for that name. He even gets angry when that happens, and has beaten down bullies tougher than him. So it's best if you stop, okay? Besides, he's not even remotely capable of the kind of violence being commited.
 * Icky/Iago: Agreed. (Everyone then huddles up, and they enter another room)
 * Shining Armor: Who's room is this?
 * Sheensworth: (Eyes turn green, being powered by the assaulter) It's... Uh... My room.
 * Twilight: You keep a large poster of yourself?
 * Sheensworth: Yeah, I like to keep it around so I have someone to talk to. His name is Sheen.
 * B.O.B: What a rediculous badger you are!
 * Sheensworth: Hey, I didn't know it was gonna be scrutinized. If you don't like it, then let's get out of here.
 * Skipper: Not until we've searched the place. (Everybody searches the room)
 * Viper:... (Looks under bed, and gasps)... You guys?... (Shows blood-stained club)
 * Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Spongebob: "HOLLY SHRIMP! SO THAT'S WHERE THAT THING WENT!"
 * Everyone looks at Sheensworth.
 * Skipper: Well, well! I think we've found our assaulter!
 * Sheensworth: (Still posessed) Now hold on a second, that's not mine!
 * Po: Yeah, I suppose it crawled under that bed all by itself!
 * Sheensworth: Well, maybe it did, I didn't injure anybody!
 * SpongeBob: Why don't you tell it to Sandy, you son of a bitch!
 * Sheensworth: Wait, please, this is crazy! We-we-wha-this is just-what about Roger? We don't know where he or his friends are, he could've planted that there.
 * Skipper:... Well... I suppose it's possible... Mang could've provide magical assistence, and Roger did the dirty rest... But we still need to-(Muffled voices are heard from inside the closet)
 * Private: What is that?
 * Tigress: It's coming from the closet! (Everyone looks inside to see Genie, The Jungle Crew, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Gomamon, and Patamon)
 * SpongeBob: GUYS!!
 * Timon: (Gasps after his mouth cloth is untied) I need air!
 * Roger: Whew! Jeepers, that almost killed me!
 * Donkey: Great Scott, it was dark in here!
 * Puss: Yes, but thank goodness the others were here to save us.
 * Skipper: (Everyone looks angrily at Sheensworth) You're going to Prison 42, Sheensworth!
 * Sheensworth: (Acting under the control of the real assaulter) Like HELL I am! You aren't taking me anywhere, you overdressed tuxedo bird! Not you, or any other mother fuckers in this damn room! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON 42, AND I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! (Runs off)
 * Skipper: AFTER HIM! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
 * SpongeBob: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SANDY, YOU BIG BADGERHOLE!!! (Everybody but Merlin runs after him, and the Assaulter snickers)
 * Merlin notices green eyes on the un-named servent.
 * Merlin: "Got ya, Assulter?!"
 * Assulter: "WHAT?! No! Your suppose to think it was Sheensworth?!"
 * Merlin: "Well, maybe you should've ensured I wasn't able to sense magic as well, fiend!"
 * Assulter: ".... Gah, I knew I forgot something! Whatever, your dead?!"
 * Merlin and the Assulter have a magical duel!
 * Everyone was chasing Sheensworth through series of wacky parodies and reference followed by a scoopy-doo and mystery inc cameo as the Benny Hill theme played.
 * Po: "GAH! WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH HIM IN THIS PACE?!"
 * Merlin and the Assulter still battled.
 * Assulter: "My revenge will be mine, one way or anoth-"
 * Merlin knocks him out!
 * the assulter passed out!
 * Merlin: "This is why you don't talk during a magical duel."
 * He dropped an evil look spell book! Merlin destroys it!
 * Sheensworth is unhypnotised, but suddenly pounced apawn!
 * Sheensworth: "WHAT THE?!"
 * The magic ponies get their horns back!
 * Icky: "Ok, Sheenbutt?! Your under arrest for louger assult and conspirtity against heroes?!"
 * Sheensworth: "No! Please believe me! I'm innosent! I told you a million times, IT'S NOT ME?!"
 * Celestia: "..... He is telling the truth.... All this time, he was telling the truth."
 * Icky: "You mean it's not Sheensworth!"
 * SSpongebob: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF THIS WHODUNIT NIGHTMARE?!"
 * Merlin (with the un-named servent in a magic trap ball): "Everyone, we are just about done with it. I found our real assulter! This guy! By  destroying the book, the mares got our horns back!"
 * Celestia: "Sheensworth, our apologies. I promise an apologentic party in Canterlot just for you after we ask questions on this real villain."
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, and remember when Trixie made a new friend with Latifier?"
 * (Trixie): Oh, crap, no!
 * Rarity gets zapped, and is in a rediculious outfit!
 * Rarity: "EEK?! NOT THIS ABOMINABLE CLOTHING AGAIN?!"
 * Latifier and Jerry laughed out loud!
 * Latifier: Damn, pony, that skirt looks rediculous!
 * Jerry: Yeah, she looks more hideous than Joseph Merrick.
 * Rainbow Dash: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TRIXIE! Stop this madness now!
 * Trixie: Or what, Rainbow Trash? (Zaps Rainbow Dash, making her right wing larger, causing her to lose her balance) (Latifier and Jerry laugh again)
 * Jerry: Now that's what I call a pony on steroids! (Laughs)
 * Latifier: (Laughs) I-I can't-I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
 * Applejack: This has gone far enough--(Trixie zaps her, and her head turns into an apple)
 * Latifier: (Laughs harder) That knocks them dead!
 * Twilight: "Trixie, that is enough! You and those crooks have done enough?!"
 * Trixie: Oh, there you are! (Turns Twilight into an elephant)
 * Twilight: What the--?!? Oh, very funny!
 * Trixie: I should've known you'd never forgive me!
 * Twilight: Trixie, Professor Latifier is trying to trick you into destroying your own life!
 * Trixie: LIAR! (Zaps Twilight, and she turns into a rabbit)
 * Twilight: HEY!
 * Celestia: Trixie, what Twilight is saying is true! You must get rid of that amulet before it's too late!
 * Trixie: (Turns Celestia into a weasel) (Thunderstorm gets worse)
 * Twilight: (Turns herself back to normal) Trixie, listen to me! You're being made a fool!
 * Trixie: (Makes Twilight's mouth disappear) This place belongs to Latifier, now, Twilight Sparkle! If I ever see you again, I'll rip out your soul, and turn it into a marble! (Pushes the Lodge, Twilight and the Celestial sisters out of Ponyville, and puts up a shield around the town)
 * Latifier: "Nicely done. Now, newsflash ponyvillians, No more will you have Celestia or any of her goons, cause we're the new owners!"
 * Mane 5 and everyone else: "New owners?
 * Latifier: "That's right! Now listen here you birdbrains, if you want to remain what you all are currently, you gotta get hip with us, i know all about it, see?" (Sings Iago's version of 'A Friend Like Me')
 * (Iago): That bastard still owes me loads of dollars for totally stealing MY song!
 * (Spongebob): "But wasn't it genie's song first?"
 * (Iago): "I ACTSELLY got permission from him and Disney. THAT JOKER didn't!"
 * (Icky): "Why include the songs into it?"
 * (Pinkies): "I like songs. And that's just season 1. Season 2 was a real blast! Espeically when we met that funny monkey Blot!"
 * Spyro: (Wakes up to find that he has been tied up to a shipmast, seeing his friends tied up like animals while being tortured by the pirates) Guys?
 * Frank: Hello, purple boy!
 * Blackfang: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: Oh, no! Kairi, where are you?
 * Black Parrot: We got you good, Mon Sherries!
 * Pinkie: We're not cherries!
 * Crazy Leg Fry: Put a cork in it, Spassy Pie before I brake your neck, tear your heart out and eat it!
 * Pinkie: EWW! THAT IS DISGUSTING!! Hey, aren't rabbits vegitarians?
 * Fry: ...DAMN IT, SHE SAW THROUGH MY BLUFF!!
 * Spyro: Kairi? Are you there?
 * Kairi: (Tied to a pole with Riku) Over here.
 * Riku: (Dubbed as Diego) Welcome to the party.
 * Blot: (Appears in front of Spyro) Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
 * Spyro:...That's your foot.
 * Blot: (Chuckles) Nothing gets by you, does it?
 * Kairi: (While struggling with the ropes binding her wrists behind her back) What do you guys want from us, anyway?
 * Blot: I bet you're feeling lost. Scared. Confused! Allow me to explain! Help me out, Boys! (Music plays)
 * Frank: Ooh, the captain's gonna sing a shantee! (Fluttershy whimpers as the pirates sung their song)
 * (Spyro): "Ok Pinkie, THAT'S enough remembering?!"
 * Pinkie: "Oops. Sorry Spyro. I didn't realise your stipp upset about realising that Blot got the worse punishment because of Mr. Cobra desiding to try and use him to get to you and Kairi."
 * Spyro: "It's ok... I just, feel awful that, I didn't stop Taiklar from turning him to gold. He may've not been a saint, but he didn't deserve to have that happen to him."
 * Cynder: "Maybe we should only include the postitive part of our adventures with the Main 6."
 * Spongebob: "Yeah! And not only that, but we sprouse up the place with stuff that makes US feel at home!"
 * Lord Shen: "You don't mind that, do you miss Sparkle?"
 * Twilight: "That's actselly a great idea. I welcome it."
 * Pinkie: YAAAAY!! LET'S GET STARTED!!!

Chapter 2: The Lodgers Make Finishing Touches
Later... Hallway one. Flashback. Reality. Meanwhile. Back here. Earlier... Present Cutaway Present this son plays as The Lougers and Main 6 place up more SAF treasures up in the hallways of the castle as time past by days.
 * Sparx: (They see all the crystals they made of their memories with the Mane 6)...Wow!...I had no idea we had so many good times we had with our pony friends.
 * Po: Me neither! I mean, I know they are a grand part of our series, but come on! Did we REALLY have that many? There's more than the ones we had in our series.
 * Pinkie: That's because it includes ones we haven't shown on screen, silly. Remember the time when Kairi flew Spyro all across Equestria from the Frozen North to the Badlands?
 * Lord Shen:...I almost had a heart attack.
 * Spyro: Yes, had a hell of an adrenaline rush.
 * Pinkie: And how about the time when we went racing down those LOOOONG rapids like a water slide?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, you mean Raging Rapids? That was just a hobby that I do every Sunday to get some enjoyment. I'm surprised that even Kairi was able to make it through without a scratch. Did a perfect dive at the end, too.
 * Lord Shen:...I almost had a heart attack with THAT one, too.
 * Icky: When HAVEN'T you almost had a heart attack when Kairi does something that shows she's as tough as you? She's been growing up pretty fast, you know.
 * Lord Shen: I know, but she's all the family I have left in my life...I mean, besides you guys.
 * Pinkie: Ooh, ooh, ooh, remember when Kairi--
 * Lord Shen: OKAY, OKAY, NO MORE MEMORIES OF KAIRI!! ISN'T THERE ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE HER?!?
 * Icky: "There is the one when we had the make-up Gala after dealing with Nedorkious."
 * Po: There's also the time we spent Twilight's birthday in Paradisa.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, and my personal favorite, when we spent Nightmare Night in Dark Cynder's Old Fortress telling horror stories until one was left standing....I was the one who won.
 * Applejack: Oh, yeah, until you ended up getting scared out of the place by Cynder.
 * Cynder: (Softly laughs)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, ha-ha-ha, it is to laugh. But I'm at least lucky that I'm not so easy to scare anymore after that haunted house that read my mind. You could show me a zombie pony, and I would still be right as rain.
 * Fluttershy: There's a spider on your back, Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) Like I'll fall for that...hey...something feels funny on my...back...(Sees a spider on her back)
 * Spider: Well, howdy do!
 * Rainbow Dash:...AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!! (Some of the Lodgers laugh)
 * Twilight: Well, while she's on that matter, let's get these crystals set up. After words, let's give the castle a fesh coat of decor from our times in the Lougers adventures.
 * Cornwall: I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * Gilda was helping Trixie hang one of the Trixie trapistries from the ambulet mess.
 * Gilda: "There's the one from the first time around. Now to place over the second one, this time, with Latifier's face in it. Wow, that guy was a glory hug."
 * Trixie: "Tell me about it."
 * Po placed up some artist pictures of the autem feast from the When Turkeys Revolt episode.
 * Shifu: "Ahh, the artest renditions of the autem feast of that fateful year of 2012."
 * Po: "Well, it felt to be abit of a shame no one got to be able to see these things, so I'm hanging them here."
 * Boss Wolf was placing up a taxadermised arm of a mutant zombie.
 * Icky: "Uh.... Ya know the mutant zombies were turned back to normal, right? That means there's a dude in POI-SON missing an arm!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, remember that one zombie that got hit by Shen after destroying his spear? Well, in defending himself, the arm kinda came off, so, I kept the thing in Kolwalski's speical dimentional cube thingie and had a wolf who's a great taxadermy exbert fix it up. Besides, Alister was nice enough to give the dude a replacement."
 * Icky: "Oh good. I was worried that someone might've been struggling without an arm."
 * Kaa was placing up a picture frame with an aged invitation of when Hypnorattle tried to auction off the elements of harmony and the other valuable treasures.
 * The Penguins made a life-size model replica of one of the cars that appeared in Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poison Malice.
 * Alex was placing up an old, ripped up poster of the Circ De Inspiring poster that was advertising Fluttershy as the main star. Then placed a much more well preseved poster of Fluttershy staring for Zanagoza.
 * Boss Wolf was pulling over a taxadermied Skeetrazoid to Icky's surprised.
 * Boss Wolf: ".... He was an already dead body I found in that temple."
 * Icky: "..... That thing has boobs."
 * Boss Wolf: "IT WAS A GIRL?!"
 * Icky: ".... Yeah, you better hope Ztingerella never comes here for a visit and sees THAT poor thing."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... (Gulp)."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry B.W., Ztingerella already gave proper funerals to all of the Skeetrazoids that died during their questionable escapades in our universe. Tecnecally, she'll be happy at least we preserved one body. Alot of them sort've, explouded into fireworks cause of raid."
 * Icky: "Ya know, I onced watch that episode and heard Narcotic talk about a female Skeetrazoid he had the hots for. I wonder if she's the one."
 * Iago pulls out a heart-shaped locket, opens it and gulps.
 * Iago: "Uh... Look for yourself."
 * Iago holds it up to Icky and sees a picture of Narcotic and the Skeetrazoid in Gongmin.
 * Narcotic: "I love you, Buzzra."
 * The Skeetrazoid female (Buzzra): "I do too, Narcotic. Nothing will ever tear us apart."
 * Darkness Qui in her original form came in.
 * Darkness Qui: "Are you two done romancing eachother? We got a temple of immortality giving water to get."
 * Buzzra: "Well, as long as I don't die from it, I'm for it."
 * Narcotic: "I don't know, Buzzra. Maybe you should stay out of it."
 * Buzzra: "I'm a soldier Narcotic. I can handle anything. How bad could one temple be-"
 * Later.
 * Screams are heard outside the temple.
 * Narcotic's voice: "BUZZRA?!"
 * Buzzing was heard, and then a BLOODY SMACK was heard.
 * Narcotic's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO?! I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!?"
 * Celisus' voice: "Oh dear grock, the poor thing's struggling."
 * Darkness Qui's voice: "Well, someone has to put her out of her misery. She'll die either way."
 * Narcotic's voice: "NO?! NO PLEASE!? SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I'LL EVER LOVE?!"
 * Darkness Qui's voice: "IT'LL BE CRUELER TO NOT DO ANYTHING?! (A ray gun fire was heard)"
 * Narcotic's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! BUZZRA-HA-HA-HA-HA!?!"
 * Icky: "..... Ya think Narcotic would pay a serious fortune to have this back?"
 * Iago: "Oh-ho-ho! I see what your thinking, you naughty bird you."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, I know how I'm starting off June."
 * Merlin placed the destroyed evil book of Adrian's on a hanging display.
 * Lord Shen placed down a bottled ship replica of Blot's ship, and another of Taiklar's ship.
 * Rarity: "I didn't know you do bottled ships, Lord Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "I had some relitives that are ship bottlers. I felt Twilight would like to see bottled ships of that of the idiot monkey and Taiklar. I also made one of the rescue ship we had."
 * Rarity: "Simply marvilious!"
 * Twilight hangs up an old class photo of her times from Magic University.
 * Spyro hangs up an old Easter photo.
 * The Penguins recreate a model of a Cybersaur!
 * Lord Shen hangs up a recreate of the firework he made in Lord Shen's 4th of July Problems.
 * Spyro, with help from Peng and friends, push over the machine used in The REAL Best Night Ever that swhiched around Twilight's wings to Blueblood, albeit because it was destroyed, it is more or less a mess.
 * The Wolfs also brought over the almost not too shabby remains of Blueblood's cannon.
 * Boss Wolf placed up a taxademied head of a mutant Plunderweed.
 * Patrick: "Hey, it's the one that was eating my head. Ahh, good times."
 * Alex was placing up a Sappfire Shores poster seen back during the For Whom the Jungie Bell Tolls episode.
 * Fluttershy hangs up a picture of Discord in Equestian Idol from Equestian Idol.
 * Rainbow Dash and Gilda hung up a "Genisis" sigh and it starts to glow speraticly.
 * Pinkie places up promotion posters of Tons'a Fun's show in one side of the hall, and the newspaper that almost ruined her life in another.
 * Rarity placed down some statues from Bow-Wow city.
 * Rarity: "How ungitely generious of Master Uranus to give us some statues from Bow-Wow."
 * Applejack placed in the abandonned G.I. Joe vitcles from The Biggest Conspiracy of The Sun Princess.
 * Applejack: "Finally a proper use of these leftbehinds."
 * Fluttershy has her animal friends place down Mon Capitan Le Rat's ship down.
 * Pinkie: "How did you managed to convince the Pirate rats to give up their ship?"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, just recently, the Pirate Rats donated it to us cause Mr. Squeak said they found a better ship."
 * Mr. Squeak was proudly standing next to a beautiful giant pirate ship.
 * Twilight: "And we're done."
 * The Hallway is filled with treasures and colelctions from the Louger's adventures with the Main 6.
 * Pinkie: "And that's not even HALF of them."
 * Twilight: "I know, and we still got alot more stuff to place around. But what we did so far is great. It, might mean the lougers have to stay for a few days."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry. Villainy's at an all time low today. We're good for as long as it takes."
 * Rarity: Perfect! We could have a sleep-over while we get this done!
 * Trixie: "But you may have to provide beds though. We didn't counted on doing this, so-"
 * Skipper: "No need! Kolwalski instailed some in the van in the new sleep mode. Kolwalski?"
 * Kowalski: On it, Skipper! (Presses a button, and large slots appear from underneath the bottom, and out pops several beds with varying patterns)
 * Twilight:...Whoa! You can store ALL of those beds in a single van?
 * Kowalski: Yeah. There's thankfully enough to fit in several areas of this castle. Though we might need to relocate them every day so they won't get in the way of our redecorating.
 * Pinkie: YAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY!!! WE'RE GONNA DRINK SODA AND STAY UP DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY!! YEAH!!
 * Twilight: But...we don't HAVE soda.
 * Pinkie: But I do! I keep some at Sugarcube Corner in case we ever have a slumber party.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's at least a good thing we've had slumber parties before. And not just Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity, but all of us, when we were beginning to have trouble with those Nightmare Forces.
 * Icky: When was that?
 * Twilight: Our comics.
 * Lord Shen: Quick question...is you-know-who gonna be joining us?
 * Twilight: Oh, no, Discord's watching over the Cutie Mark Crusaders after a little incident almost got them killed.
 * Applebloom: (They appear on the top of a cliff with some parachute packs) Are you sure about this, Scootaloo?
 * Sweetie Belle: This wasn't another one of Spike's ideas, was it?
 * Scootaloo: Oh, of course not. I just wanna see if we have a talent of freefalling.
 * Applebloom: I don't know about this. This is much like them high-diving activities that Granny used to do. We could get hurt.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, we'll be fine, we've got some parachutes. Now, are you ready?
 * Applebloom:...Uh...I don't know...
 * Scootaloo: I'll take that as a yes! Okay, on my mark...3...2...1...JUMP! (They jump off the cliff) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * Applebloom/Sweetie Belle: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Scootaloo: Oh, stop being a bunch of scaredy cats! As soon as we reach an appropriate height, we'll pull the rip cords!
 * Applebloom: Uh...question, Scootaloo? Where did you get these parachute packs?
 * Sweetie Belle: Yeah, they look more like backpacks than anything else.
 * Scootaloo: Really? (They pull the rip cord, and they see that nothing is in there)...Uh-oh!
 * All CMCs: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Discord: (Sitting on a tree on the ground reading a book called 'Friendship for Dummies') The sooner I get this whole 'friendship' biz done, the sooner I can avoid what I did at the Gala. (Suddenly, he heard screaming)...Wha?...(Sees the CMCs falling) HOLY SMOKES!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?!? (Magically summons a trampoline which the CMCs safely land on, and bounce back upward)
 * Scootaloo:...We...WE'RE ALIVE!!!
 * Applebloom: But who put that trampoline there?
 * Sweetie Belle: He did! (Discord is seen waving at them)
 * All CMCs: Whew! (They fall back down and bounce on the trampoline again and giggle as they continue bouncing, then Discord makes it disappear, and they fall on their bottoms)
 * Discord: WHAT WERE YOU GIRLS THINKING?!? Do you have ANY idea how pissed your sisters will be if they hear you just jumped off a cliff?!? Is this just another one of your shenanigans in getting your cutie marks?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, yeah, but it was all Scootaloo's idea!
 * Scootaloo: Hey, how was I to know that those weren't parachute packs?
 * Applebloom: Well, where did you find them?
 * Scootaloo: Some silly-looking pony was selling them.
 * Discord: (Sighs) Haven't you ever heard NOT to talk to strangers? You don't know when they can be trusted.
 * Scootaloo:...I sure hope that guy wasn't intending for us to end up killing ourselves.
 * Discord: Let's just get you to your sisters so you can explain what just happened!
 * Applebloom: Aww, do we have to?
 * Discord: (With Applebloom's head) "Aw, do we have to?" (Gets his normal head) OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO!! They could be worried sick about you! Now come on! (They teleport away)
 * Applejack: So as punishment, Discord will be watching over them for the remainder of the week.
 * Icky: "Besides Shen, I thought your not THAT mad at Discord anymore."
 * Lord Shen: "Don't get me wrong, I mean what I meant of not being THAT hard on him. But I do still find his antics... Hard to cope. Espeically in light of my, more violent then usual outbursts during both situations in Kratos. Celestia informed me that it may be more then just me being without an outlet to send my anger to. Cause I tecnecally already have that in the form of Icky. She saids it may have something to do with the corruption I had from Mang."
 * Po: "(Gulp).... You mean it could be.... Bad Shen trying to come back?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I have been diagnosed with a rare disorder known as D-LOD. Dark-Light Overloading Disorder as a more formal name. It's a rare anti-hero illnesses that accures to those that have been for a long time unredeemed or are considered unredeemable. Sort've like, a sub-cousin of Morality illness. You see, canonly in the Kung Fu Panda francise, I'm not a character meant to be redeemed. I mean, how many people can redeem themselves after commiting geniside, or most of the madness I commited back in the day? I mean, henchmen are one thing cause they bare redeeming traits by being funny or having some moral standerds in most cases, but I, I was a main bad guy. The fact I turned good at all is concerned an anomally. It's, partly why I am angry at even honest mistakes. Because the Panda is no longer my enemy, this, disorder makes me turn angry at incompidence to compinsate that I'm not a world conguring madman anymore."
 * Icky: "Wow.... You got a rare disorder because you were not meant to be a villain that reforms?"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes. And sadly, I would only be rid of this is if...."
 * Icky: "Ya go Bad Shen again and stay there?"
 * Lord Shen: "... A heinius truth. But Kairi, Celestia, and the new family I have with you all, it makes having this problem worth putting up with. But at the same time... Celestia said it's abit, worse then D-LOD. What could, ever be worse then this disorder?"
 * Trixie: "You turning into an angry firy peacock monster?"
 * Silence.
 * The Lougers and Main 6 laugh!
 * Gilda: YEAH, RIGHT! LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN! (Everyone continues laughing)
 * Twilight: Well, let's all get comfortable, and set up the beds. We've got a busy few days ahead of us.
 * Lord Shen: Indeed.
 * Kowalski: I don't suppose you have electricity in this place, do you?
 * Twilight: Well...yeah, we ponies know how to use electricity. Just ask the ponies who built Manehatten.
 * Kowalski: Good, because we brought a few other things with us, and not just some snacks and beverages. We brought some video games and a console, we got some board games, including my favorites, Risk and Battleship, and we even brought a few DVDs, give or take some video tapes, to play on a VCR-DVD player.
 * Applejack: You bought all that?
 * Kowalski: Actually, those things were our old appliances that we were sure to put to good use someday. With technology growing in the Dragon Temple since it's rebuilding from Malefor's work, the Dragon Temple has become a lot of things lately.
 * Applejack: I'm sure it is.
 * Twilight: Well, let's get started.
 * Spike: I can help!
 * Twilight: Spike? Where did you come from?
 * Spike: I overheard that you guys were having a slumber party. And have you guys heard that I have my own room, now?
 * Icky: Good for you.
 * Crane: You wouldn't be willing to share your room with a few others, right?
 * Spike:...Uh...well...
 * Spike: (Twilight sleeps in her old library and she is listening to Spike as he speaks in his sleep) Oh, Rarity! Are we really gonna go all the way?... Oh, I don't know about this, I'm a baby, and I've never... Oh, crud! It's happening again!... You... You don't mind?...(Twilight shivers in disgust and turns around in her bed)
 * Rarity:...I can't BELIEVE you actually admitted that to us!
 * Icky: (Chuckles) You actually dreamed about having sex with Rarity?
 * Shenzi: Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!
 * Spike: I'm just glad it was all a dream.
 * Twilight: Yeah...me, too! It really creeps me out when I have to hear you speak out loud while you're asleep. (Shivers)
 * Tai: I'm just shocked that you actually KNOW about that stuff, especially when you're a baby.
 * Joe: Uh...Doesn't the same thing apply to us kids?
 * Girl Sora:...Huh...good point. But I guess with being a hero means that you have to experience EVERYTHING, including things you're not supposed to know yet.
 * Lord Shen: Quite. Now without further ado, let's get this whole place set up.
 * Icky: That'll take forever!
 * Pinkie: Not if we do a cliché fixer-up montage! CUE MONTAGE!!

Cutaway Present
 * Many Adventure treasures are seen in the halls of the castle.
 * Icky: ".... Wow..... What a masterpiece. And it took us only..... The first week of June."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, this might be the final night of our slumber party. I am allowing it to go off, IN A BANG!"
 * Patrick: "And I know JUST the movie to exploud to! Are you ready for the gut renching horror that is..... (Quickly pulls out a DVD) THE CURSE OF THE CHANDELEER GHOST?!"
 * Squidward: "The Curse of the Chandeleer ghost? That old 70s horror movie? It's so old and dated. It's not scary anymore."
 * Patrick: "What's the matter, Squidward? You, a TUNA FISH?!"
 * Squidward: "I, am not, a, Tuna fish."
 * Patrick: "TUNA FISH, TUNA FISH, CHICKEN OF THE SEA?! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK AND A GLUB GLUB GLUB!?"
 * Squidward: "DO NOT SING THAT OLD TAUNT AT ME, YOU IMBACLE?!"
 * Patrick: Cluck-cluck-cluuuck!
 * Squidward: THAT'S IT!! (Tries to attack Patrick, but Sandy keeps them apart)
 * Sandy: WHOOOA, hold on there, whirlwind! This is supposed to be a sleepover! And our last one at that. So, Patrick, will this one be as scary as your last horror story?
 * Patrick: (With a flashlight on his face) One night, I was watching scary movies, when all of a sudden, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN...I felt hungry! So I went to the Krusty Krab, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, and I heard someone say (With monstrous voice) 'THE CROSSTEMER!!!' And I was like 'WHO SAID THAT?!? ARE YOU A GHOST'?!? DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN, and the voice was like (Monstrous voice) "LIKE PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS BLOOD IN AN ANIMAL, CUSTOMERS ARE WHAT KEEPS THE KRUSTY KRAB STRONG AND ALIVE!!" DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, and I panicked and said to Squidward 'SQUIDWARD, YOUR CEILING IS TALKING TO ME!!' Then Squidward was like (With nasally voice) 'Are you gonna order something, or just make friends with a paneling?'. Then not long after, the voice then said, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN...(Monstrous voice) 'UH-UH-UH, SQUIDWARD, REMEMBER WHAT MR. KRABS SAYS!' Then I heard Mr. Krabs for some reason saying "THE MONEY IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!! And, I couldn't help but agree with the ghost and say that Squidward wasn't being a very good employee. Though after some deciding on what to order, IT SUDDENLY HIT ME THAT THIS GHOST...DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUN...WAS A GHOST THAT KILLED MR. KRABS AND HE IS NOW HIS RIGHT-HAND CRAB!! AAAAHHHHH!!! SO I TRIED TO GET HELP, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME! SO I TRIED TO HUNT DOWN THE GHOST MYSELF, AND...uh...why are you guys not scared?
 * Tigress: Because not only are some of us fearless, but THAT IS NOT SCARY!!
 * Squidward: You're just explaining what happened when you were breaking the fourth wall in one of our episodes.
 * Patrick: Oh, PFFT, you weren't there!
 * Squidward: Uh...yes I was?
 * Patrick: No way! This one is different! It's got...ZOMBIE PROSTITUTES, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!! (Everyone looked at him as a cricket sound was heard)...
 * Lord Shen:...Well, that's not how I remember it.
 * Patrick: Oh, what would you know?
 * Lord Shen: (Shrugs) Fine, you blend between a smartass and a dumbass, I'LL take over this horror story gig! (Snatches the flashlight from him, and puts it over his face) Here's how the Curse of the Chandelier Ghost REALLY went!
 * Spongebob: "Uh, I think like the title suggests, it's about a haunted chandeleer, like Twilight's tree chandeleer, that some friends got for a homesick friend, like the main 6, that the friends exspearience unexplainable horrors while redecorating, like what we're doing.... Now.... (Gulp)."
 * Icky: Oh, this is gonna be good!

Chapter 3: Strangeness in the Castle
Later...
 * Some of the less brave lougers began to finch as classic sounding horror music played.
 * Spongebob: "Please be ok, Cherry N. Extvictim, your Bradly G. Oner's one true love."
 * Teen voice: "Cherry? Are you ok? I hope the chandeleer ghost didn't get ya, I-"
 * A Thump as heard!
 * Teen's voice: "AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!? YOUR HEAD FELL OFF?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Spongebob screamed loudly!
 * A ghostly screech was heard!
 * Teen's voice: "OH NO!? THE CHANDELEER GHOST?! STAY AWAY FROM ME?! I WANNA LIVE MY LIVE!? I NEVER GOT EVEN THE CHANCE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!? WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT PIZZA CUTTER?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
 * SLICE AND SPLAT!
 * SpongeBob: BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! IT WAS GRUESOME!! AND I'M STARTING TO GET SCARED BY EVEN SAYING IT!!!...AND THE WORST PART...IT DID IT ON SEX NIGHT!!! AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Tigress: I've heard a hundred horror stories, and seen a lot of horror movies. None of them phased me.
 * Kowalski: Not even that Thing movie that Sid showed us when we were in his house?
 * Tigress: Nope. I'm actually not easy to scare.
 * Baloo: (Sneaks up behind her, and roars, Tigress not flinching even once)...Wow, you're right!
 * Another teen's voice: "Cherry and Bradly are dead. That Chandeleer needs to be destroyed before the Spirit of the Chandeleer maker lady strikes again."
 * Elderly man's voice: "NO! I won't let you destroy the spirit of my lost wife- OP?!"
 * Teen's voice: "Wait.... Mr. Devon O. Bviousvillain? You were married to the ghost?"
 * Icky: "WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE NAMED DEVON O. BVIOUSVILLAIN!? IT'S A PLAY ON "OBVIOUS VILLAIN", MORON!?"
 * Elderly man's voice: "Well now that you know the story of the Chandeleer ghost, You have to understand! I am trying to keep her spirit her so I can use the necromancy powers I learned from a nazi necromancer that promised me to help me bring my wife back in return to bring back the dictator Abaracuda Fishler?!"
 * Teen's voice: "Your a traitor to the bikini bottom dream, man!?"
 * Iago: "Wow 70s movies have fucked up imaginations."
 * Elderly man: "Am I? Or am I just a man who loves his wife. Speaking of her... Honey, ready the chainsaw."
 * CHainsaw sounds are heard.
 * Elderly man's voice: "Say goodbye, Charlie M. Ainhero. (Laughs evily.)"
 * Icky: "He's the main hero, he'll somehow survive this and end up discovering a way to beat the ghost."
 * Fluttershy: "(Hidding in her sleeping bag) TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER?!"
 * A ghostly laughter is heard!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Don't just stand there you stupid moron, trick the ghost into destroying the Chandeleer?!"
 * Teen's Voice:...HEY, DUMBASS! COME AND GET ME!! (He is chased across the room until he manages to get the Chandelier destroyed) YES!
 * Elderly Voice: NO!! NOOO!! HOW AM I GONNA PAY BACK MY DEBT NOW?!? NOOOOOO--(Suddenly, a loud ghostly scream was heard)
 * Ominous Voice: YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY BACK YOUR DEBT, DEVON!! NOW YOU WILL PAY US WITH YOUR SOUL!!
 * Elderly Voice: NOOOOOOO--(Violent and gory sounds were heard as almost everyone looks disgusted and horrified)
 * Teen Voice: (Taking deep breaths)...IS ANYONE HERE STILL ALIVE?...ANYONE?!?...PLEASE, ANSWER ME!!!...NOOOOOOO!!! (He is heard crying)
 * Female Voice: Relax, cuddle-cups, I'm here!
 * Teen Voice: PATRICIA!! I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!
 * Female Voice: Well, at least SOME of us know how to get around such a horrible ghost. Now what do you say we get out of this place, make out, and be done with it?
 * Teen Voice: YOU KNOW IT! (Making-out sounds were heard)
 * Icky: Well, at least they don't show them naked like certain horror stories do--(Then they all were moaning in disgust) AW, COME ON, WHO MADE THIS MOVIE?!?
 * Miguel: (Whistles in attractiveness) I wish that actor was still alive! (Everyone looked at him awkwardly)...What? (The screen said 'The End')
 * Flutterhsy:...Is it over?
 * Banzai: Yes, thank God! I don't think I can handle seeing another one of those disturbing and gruesome ways a person can die in a horror movie. I sure hope this doesn't get into our dreams tonight.