The Devious Puppet

The Devious Puppet is Shrek Pinocchio's twisted cousin, also the main villain of an obscure adventure in The Tallest Talltales EVAH!, who was created by an evil brother of the Shrek Geppetto in order to be his trusted and strategic companion. However, the result was that the Devious Puppet, named Massachio, was too rebellious, and ran away to do some evil of his own. He snuck aboard various UUniversal transportation systems in search for a way to rule the UUniverses, and managed to find it in Equestria. He steals Discord's Puppet Strings of Chaos, and uses them to trick people into joining him for the things they want. Massachio is a clever and decieving trickster, and can get anything he wants with just the right words and the right form of power. With his quick wits and strategic skills, Massachio is one of the greatest marionette evils of all time.

(WHAT THE HELL?!? I CAN'T MAKE A DAMN HEADING 2 BECAUSE IT ONLY ENLARGENS THE TOP TEXT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?)