Bride of a Frog Mutant

Bride of a Frog Mutant is the 15th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Hank has been bailed out of jail by Cadance who, after her monastery was finally completed, has the well-meaning intention of ending Hank as a threat by curing him of darkness through him succumbing to the power of love. She has discovered a special type of potion that is able to alter the amygdala of the brain to give it a sense of love strong enough for rehabilitation, and needed to be activated with a love spell which, if done correctly, would completely reform the drinker. She used the potion on Hank, and in a way it worked, but because of a mistake that she failed to notice, Hank is now not only nicer, but he has fallen hopelessly in love with his supposed enemy: Sandy. He starts flirting with her, and by the time Cadance discovers not just the mistake, but the fact that the potion is temporary and wears off within a week, Hank suddenly kidnaps Sandy and arranges a private marriage in Texas. Now it's up to the Lodgers and the regretful Cadance to stop this before Sandy will have to meet certain requirements to become Hank's bride. But they find out that there is a loophole that can make the potion's affects wear off easier, and that is to break Hank's heart, though it will end up making him evil again. So after thinking of how they will do it, they discover that certain sponge could have the key to snapping Hank out of his love trance in an apparently-obvious way.

Chapter 1: Hank's Bail
Prison 42 Cells. Hank relives his painful childhood from his zealotical uncle, and during and after it, this song accures.
 * A Prison lunchroom was seen.
 * The Prisoners were seen snickering at Hank, Anima and Batula.
 * Batula: "Oh goblablah. They're still with the laughing at us."
 * Anima: "I know, it's sickening."
 * Batula: "Well, at least it's great you learned to speak english on your own during our momentary freedom."
 * Anima: "Thanks. That Mad Sciencetist from V-CON was magnifisent. I owe Dr. Stinglish a great deal."
 * Hank: "It matters not though. We're in this lame space prison again. I was really hoping it would close down that chrismas day, but thanks to Miss Viper's stupid uncle, it got reappoved for funding!"
 * Batula: "Ah, don't worry, my multi-limbed frog friend. At least we had a great time at V-Con."
 * Anima: "Ashame we're not allowed to talk too much about it, though. That Mugshotra place is un-natrolly strict."
 * ???: "Ello, my simpleton idiot friends."
 * The trio look to see Kung-Pow, having sided with the Jailbird Troupe and Lord Tussle the orc from The Revival of Cronk and Zephyr.
 * Kung Pow: "You three worthless mongrels are in MY spot!"
 * Anima: "Oh, splended. It's the "Big Man of Prison 42" himself, Kung-Pow and his kiss-ups, a bunch of rip-off birds of certain establish characters and the sole surviver of a bunch of mythical creatures that were stealing tec from that Electross guy."
 * Batula: "Just be'a cause you were the one guy closest to actselly beat the lougers, doesn't mean you get to push people around, Kung-Poopy! Heck, Anima was closet of actselly beating the lougers too!"
 * Kung-Pow: "But since then, the spirit has turned into a joke when he hung out with you two failures! ESPEICALLY, (LAUGHS), THAT HE'S EASILY COUNTERACTED, BY A PONY?!"
 * Tussle: "HA! If you were with Toron, he would've ripped you apart of your patheticness."
 * Anima: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT ANIMA?! (TURNS SUPER SCARY WITH ANGER) I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS AND"
 * Kung-Pow defelupted a portal of Pinkie Pie saying "DOI"!
 * Anima screamed like a girl!
 * Kung-pow and his new friends laughed!
 * Kung-Pow: "Now, are you clowns gonna leave, or what?"
 * Hank: "HEY, IF YOU JERKS WANNA TAKE THIS SPOT, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT US FOR IT?! Unless the little lizard and his friends are, chickens."
 * Batula: "Oh no Hank, not again?!"
 * Kung-Pow: "..... Call me a lizard again, frog.... Go ahead.... See what happens."
 * Hank: "Ok then. LI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I--ZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS-ARD?!"
 * Nothing happens.
 * Hank: ".... Huh.... For a second there, I thought that was gonna provoke you into attacking us for some-" (The group suddenly jump on Hank and start beating him up)
 * Batula: HEY, LET HIM GO!! (He and Anima try and defend Hank, but the group pushes them away. Then the robot guards suddenly break up the fight with tasers which shock the group into halting)
 * Hank: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! I was afraid they would shatter my brain case!
 * Lord Tussle: I'LL SHOW YOU A BRAIN CASE--(He gets shocked by a guard) YAAHH!!
 * Robot Guard #1: A riot calls for immediate return to your cells. You will come with us, or we will alert security to take extreme measures.
 * Hank:...(Growls) I HATE you, Kung-Pow!
 * Kung-Pow: (Snickers) Good luck skipping out on lunch, loser!
 * Hank: Joke's on you, YOU'RE not getting any lunch either!
 * Kung-pow: "It's worth it not seeing you fools have lunch either?!"
 * After Kung-Pow was taken further away, his followers began to sigh sadly.
 * Kung Lao: "Mr. Calrson, remind me again why we must aside to Master Kung-Pow?"
 * Lord Carlson: "Don't get me wrong, it's purely for protection statis. I have alot of enemies that were sent here that, still resent me for my past misdeeds. They're afraid of Kung-Pow's power more then they hate me."
 * Tussle: "I'm only with him because my own mistakes would've made me a joke. I'm inadvertingly respondsable for the downfall of Toron and the only bandit group with actcess to tecknowagey. You have any idea how many of these crooks would torment me for incompidence."
 * Rasputin: "Pretty much entire prison with exception to harmless ones, like us, the attractive thieves, that rattlesnake and his bug friend, and those three as long as they're not provoked."
 * Hank, Anima and Batula are seen dragged away as well.
 * Tussle: "Admitingly, I almost hate having to torment those albeit less-successful villains."
 * El Devil: "Yeah, but if we don't, then Kung Pow will straight up abandon us, and we'd be on our own."
 * Zuza: "It's true what they say about it being lonely and cold at the top."
 * The group were finally drag away as well.
 * Wicked Witch: "THANKS FOR MAKING US LITTERALLY LOSE OUR LUNCH, FROG?!"
 * Other prisoners began to complain as well.
 * Hank: "....... Riditcule and hatred... Just like with my zealotiously relijustus jerk uncle who hated Charles Darwin.... I can hear his stupid voice again."

Later... Later... 1 week later... Another week later... Eventually... Uhh...
 * Hank sighed.
 * Hank: ".... Ya know, I realise that I sounded very weird singing a song meant to be song by a hero."
 * Hypnorattle: Oh, relax, guys. Missing a meal isn't gonna kill you as long as you wait for the next one. I've skipped lunch a few times when I was young, and I was just fine. (The prisoners growled at him) Now, now, easy, guys! You know I can defend myself!
 * Hank:...(Sighs) I wish I did. If I was a poison-dart frog, that would be enough. But nope...I'm just a frog doomed with a horrible back-story involving trying to bring the next stage of evolution which backfired in a very disastrous way!
 * Petey: Yeah, and by next stage of evolution, you mean TURNING EVERYONE ON A SWAMP PLANET INTO MUTANT ZOMBIES!!!
 * Hank: Hey, I was working my way around that, you dumb insect! My worms still had kinks to work out! Besides, I wouldn't back talk a creature that eats bugs like you for lunch! In fact, YOU could be the lunch I was denied!
 * Petey:...(Gulps) Okay, I'll shut up! (Suddenly, the cell opened as a robot guard and a warden appeared)
 * Warden: Hank, it appears someone has bailed you out.
 * Hank:... You serious?
 * Warden: I do not kid, pal! Did I SOUND like I was joking?
 * Hank:...Well...who would want to bail ME out?
 * Hank: Oh, of COURSE it was her! Aren't you like, Celestia's daughter or something?
 * Candence: "I'm her niece, actselly. Celestia currently doesn't have foals of her own."
 * Hank: "Well, what the heck do you want with me for? I may be a joke compaired to those new "edger" villains, but I still feel like being a jerk to everyone and exsellerate evolution through worms! So you basicly wasted your time, Luna's daughter."
 * Candence: "She's my aunt as well."
 * Hank raised an eyebrow.
 * Hank: "How can they BOTH be your aunts? Is there a 3rd sibling nobody's aware of?"
 * Candence: "Let's just say that, I have a father that my aunts, don't want to talk about too much for... Reasons."
 * Hank: ".... It sounds like your dad's a real donkus. Like that jerk Kung-Pow. He costed everyone our lunch cause he got into a fight with me and EVERYONE hates me for it!"
 * Warden: "That is mainly because you refused to move somewhere else and called him a lizard. Kung-Pow mainly acted out provoked."
 * Hank: "Well it STILL isn't fair HE isn't hated by the other prinsoners as well! What did he even do to get here anyway?"
 * Warden: He was accused of almost mentally murdering a Superior while attempting to take over Kratos.
 * Hank: 'MENTALLY' murdering? What does that mean exactly?
 * Warden: It means destroying his consciousness, of course! You know the people of Kratos have superpowers!
 * Hank: Okay, okay, forget I asked! I hope wherever I'm going is much better than this stupid place. As wonderful as the new TVs and radios in our cells are, they don't make up for the fact that PRISONERS WANT TO HURT YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR CONSTANT HUMILIATIONS!!!
 * Warden: Don't push it, Hank! Cadance is offering you your chance to get away from all of that.
 * Hank: And that's good! I no longer have to put up with that pitiful excuse of a reptile!
 * Cadance: (Sighs) You've got a LOT to learn where we're going, Hank.
 * Hank: Yeah, yeah, the radios in my cell told me about your little reforming crib. Well, good luck trying to reform me, missy, I am 100% resistant to ANYTHING you say to me.
 * Cadance: Oh, you'd be surprised. Now let's go. (They go through a yellow portal and go right down the yellow tube in the prison)
 * Kung Pow: (From another cell) GOOD RIDDANCE, YA ZOMBIE CREATING-SHITTARD!!
 * Warden: KUNG-POW, WE WILL NOT TOLERATE THAT CRAP!! BE QUIET!!
 * A royal equestian ship was leaving the area.
 * Cadance: Well, Hank, now that you'll be living with me, we'll need to declare some ground rules.
 * Hank: I make my own rules, Princess! (Cadance makes him slap himself) OW!
 * Cadance: First thing, talk nicely to your superiors!
 * Hank: "Well excuse me princ-"
 * SMACK!?
 * Hank: "OW?! Ok, ok! I get it now! But gosh, my face hurts!"
 * Cadence: "Rule number two, you'll have to reconsider your "exserated evoulution" plan. Too many people don't find comfert in being mutanted. Espeically if it also zombifies them as well, appearently."
 * Hank: "G'oh. Somehow, I knew that was gonna be a thing!"
 * Candence: "And finally, play nice with the other people of the monistairy."
 * Hank: "But wouldn't that defeat the purpose of me being a villain?"
 * Candence: "That's kinda the idea of the reforming monistairy. To reabilitate those who lost their way."
 * Hank: "But my reasons aren't THAT tragic! I just wasn't appresiated for a good idea!"
 * Candence: "Well, actselly, you weren't appresiated for mistaking mutanting yourself and people as the next course of evolution. You were shunned by a socity that cares too greatly for physical perfection and shuns everything that goes against the norm. True, had you been able to perfect your worms correctly, it can actselly improve lifes. But the problem is, mutants don't have it great in modern socity in many worlds. Mostly thanks to X-men commits and horror movies that use mutants to name some. It's sadly part of basic nature to discriminate and distrust anything not normal. Even Equestia is not completely ammune to that problem."
 * Hank's jaw was agape.
 * Hank: ".... Just like how my professors rejected me... I... I barely understood why they did it....."
 * Candence: "Well, it was also because mostly that mutantion is commenly assusiated with mad science. They, felt you were becoming... A mad man."
 * Hank: "Coudn't they see I was just a guy that wanted to make life better and awesomer and not some nut?! Well thanks to socity not seeing my genius, I went alittle crazy and I got thrown to jail for it?! I mean, seriously! That Xenon guy's a mutant, isn't he!? What did HE do right that I didn't!?"
 * Candence: "1, his mutantion was an accsident. 2, he reconsidered his course when he realises that his formula was flawed, and 3, he was also a healer and medicine genius. Alot of his ideas didn't invole malformation or other problems commen in mutantions. He also never included worms in his persuits. That probuly worked against you."
 * Hank: "Why's that? The worms I was using were capable to give you extra limbs! What did people have against that?"
 * Cadance: (Looks at him sternly)
 * Hank:...Well, why?
 * Cadance:... And who would want to allow themselves to have worms to give them extra arms? And again, even if extra arms does sound useful on paper, people in an appearence centered socity would think of them as freaks. Face it, Hank, you need to give up these plans of yours.
 * Hank: Why should I? It's been my life-long dream!
 * Cadance: Some dreams aren't meant to come true, Hank. Nobody wants anything to do with your work now since formerly, you've twisted the minds of the inhabitants of a single planet. Yes the residents of Poi-Son have recovered thanks to the Lougers, but you have quite a nasty reputation from it, Hank. Everyone sees you as a person who tried to play God and turn people into mindless zombie inspired animals.
 * Hank: Hey I already said the zombie bit was a kink I needed to buff out and.... (Sighs) Whatever!
 * Cadance: Well, we're almost to the monastery. Better make yourself comfortable while meeting your new friends.
 * Hank: Pfft, as if I'll be able to get along with them.
 * Cadance: Oh, I'm sure you will, Hank.
 * Hank: And how would you know?
 * Cadance:...Because I run that place, and I know them very well. (They land at the Reforming Monastery as the residents there watch them land)
 * Dr. Wazabi: Hmm, it appears Cadance has finally arrived with our new resident.
 * Grimoors: "I heard it's gonna be someone difficult to change."
 * Kevin: "Difficult to change huh? Who do you think it is, Grimoors?"
 * Grimoors: "Well, pretty much any one of the Prison 42 prisoners."
 * Fang: "I do believe the success with us has certainly gone into the poor girl's head."
 * Grimoors: "Hey, it can be anyone she wants, as long as it's not that stupid mutant nerd Hank. Man that guy was ugly with a capital UG! If I ever had to look at his swamp smelling face again, I swear, I would-"
 * Shamus Von Phantomerge: "He wouldn't happen to be a frog with a brain glass case and multiable limbs, would he?"
 * Grimoors: "Why that's exactly him. Why ask that, wadding bird?"
 * Shamus: Because...I think it IS Hank we're talking about. See? (They see Cadance arriving with Hank, and it ends with all of them groaning and complaining at the same time)
 * Othello: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
 * Cadance:...What is it, guys? Are you not happy that Hank is going to be living with us and will soon be reformed?
 * Ryan: That asswipe will never change! I mean look at him, he's still looking as evil as ever!
 * Cadance: These things take time, Ryan! You can't expect a villain to change at the very first second.
 * Hank: I told you these guys wouldn't like me!
 * Cadance: Hank, please! Look, guys, can you at least find it in your heart to trust him on this? I'm sure by next week, he'll be over his past in no time.
 * Dr. Wazabi: (He appears with 2 extra wings) AAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Cadance:...Okay, maybe the next week will be different...
 * Cadance: (She sees that Dr. Wazabi has spider legs)... I'm sure he'll get through it eventually...
 * Dr. Wazabi: (He appears with wolf-like features)... Uhhh?
 * Cadance:... Uhhhgh!
 * Cadance: (She appears in Dr. Wazabi's lab and confronts Hank) Hank Spooner, we need to talk right now!
 * Hank: Oh, just one more minute, I-
 * Cadance: Don't 'one more minute' me, Mr. Darwinator! (Turns the TV off)
 * Hank: HEY, I'M MISSING THE COCONUT!! (Cadance looks sternly at him)... (Sighs) FINE! What is it, your highness?
 * Candence: "I feel as if you have difficult to let go of your obcession with mutanting people."
 * Hank: "Oh come on, it was only Wazabi. It's not like I was mutanting anyone else."
 * Cadance: (Points to the re-mutated Scor-Ab-Der, Dinosaur Man, and Radiosaurus) Hmmmm?
 * Hank: "Oh I was just messing with them that time."
 * Cadance: (Points to Wazabi having all of the mutantions on him) Hmmmmm?
 * Hank: "(Nerviously) So?"
 * Cadance: (Points to some of the monastery as mutants) Hmmmm? (Points at some in the living room) Hmmmmm? (Points to the Shape Swifters who were now conjoined together) HMMMMMMMM?!?! (Cadance then opens a window and shows Hank that he turned many, many bunnies into mutant bunnies)
 * Hank started to wimper.
 * Hank: "I..... I CAN'T HELP IT, OK?! THIS ISN'T A DREAM THAT JUST DIES!?"
 * Hank turns away and cries.
 * Hank: "I'm, I'm not just doing it for myself! I, I had an awful super relijustus uncle who hated Charles Darwin who said that no one was ever gonna believe in me! I, I tried to prove him wrong, but HE ENDED UP BEING RIGHT?! I HATE MY STUPID UNCLE?! I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM!?"
 * Hank ran away crying!
 * Candence: ".... I.... I never knew that about him...."
 * Ryan: ".... The guy had a relijustus evoulution denying uncle?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "There is nothing worse then having a familiy member that doesn't accept you for who you are."
 * Grimoors: "Ha. Crybaby."
 * Everyone looks at Grimoors.
 * Grimoors: "Oh come on, he turned us all into freaks, remember?"
 * Candence sighed sadly and turned everyone back to normal.
 * Radiosaurus (A raptor again): ".... Scor, I'm still surprised that your actselly a girl."
 * Scor-Ab-Der (Normal Rabbit again) Radio, shut up."
 * Candence: "Everyone, I now know the full extent of Hank's problems. He is doing it to proof it to a resentful member of his family that people can love his ideals. His insanity wasn't just born of being rejected by socity.... It was born from trying to prove his worth to a harshly critical uncle."
 * Kevin: "I know, but what can we do? Mutanting people is obviously how he copes with not having the love of his uncle, or all of socity for that matter."
 * Candence gasped in relisation.
 * Candence: "Kevin, say that again."
 * Kevin: "... "Or all of socity for that matter"?"
 * Candence: "No no no, before that."
 * Kevin:...Mutating people is obviously how he copes with not having the love of his uncle?
 * Cadance:...Wazabi, I think I have an experiment that we'd like to work on.
 * Dr. Wazabi: And what might that be? I am mainly a computer genius. I am not much for biologagy.
 * Candence: "Well, what we need is gonna require tecnological help."

Chapter 2: Cadance's Love Rehabilitation
3 days later... Corner of the hallway. Flashback. Flashback ends. Bathroom Wazabi's Lab Living room. Kitchen Flashback. Present
 * Cadance: (She and Wazabi were busy working with chemicals and poured them into a small beaker, and the result is a pink glittering liquid)...Well, looks like we followed the book's instructions correctly.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Are you sure this potion of yours is a good idea, Cadance?
 * Cadance: I'm sure it is, Wazabi. This potion was created by a successor of Star Swirl the Bearded in an attempt to reform a friend of his that went down the wrong path. He called it the Venus Potion. It is meant to give a small pulse inside the amygdala, the part of the brain responsible for emotion, and use love to allow the drinker to discover something truly worth reformation. And it did seem to work, yet it had never been used again ever since.
 * Dr. Wazabi: And you think this will work?
 * Cadance: Well, it is worth a shot. I've been yearning to try it out for a while.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "I just think that there might be a reason why it never was tried again."
 * Candence: "We have to try at least."
 * Hank was cornered in the corner and crying.
 * Hank: "Uncle, please don't beat me again. Please don't."
 * A tall robed figure was spanking a younger non-mutant Hank with a ruler!
 * Hank: "OWIE?! OWIE?! UNCLE, STOP?!"
 * Hank's Unlce: "NOT UNTIL YOU STOP IT WITH THAT CHARLES DARWIN HERASY?! THAT MAN IS A CHARALATIN?! THE IDEA OF BEING DESENDED FROM, RETARDED BEASTS, DISGUSTING?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT BE RIGHT?!"
 * Hank's Unlce tossed Hank into a wall!
 * Hank's Uncle: "NOW YOU STAY HERE AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU READING THESE FILTHY BOOKS AGAIN!?"
 * Hank's Uncle leaves.
 * Hank cried again.
 * Hank: "I.... I can't take this anymore?! I HATE MY UNCLE?! If I can't get him to understand, then, I'll get even with him?! I'll get off this pony planet, get on a ship, return to Texas, and find my uncle and give him the worse mutanted make-over of his life! That'll show him?! I'LL SHOW HIM!? Yeah!? Then he'll never disrespect me again!? NO ONE WILL DISRESPECT ME?!"
 * Hank coiled pathicly.
 * Hank: "I'll show him, I'll show, all of them...."
 * Cadance: (She saw this from across the hallway with Wazabi holding a cup)...Well, I think he really NEEDS reformation and fast. I guess we'd better activate the potion right now.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Why didn't we do it earlier?
 * Cadance: I needed to check on Hank before I did it. We'll just get him to drink the potion, and I'm sure things will be fine.
 * Dr. Wazabi:...Cadance, one question, uh, do you know what happened to the friend of Star Swirl's successor? Did anything happen to him?
 * Cadance: Nope. It actually worked. But there's no time to talk about it. (Magically casts a spell on the potion, and it starts to glow)...Alright...here it goes. (She walks up to Hank)
 * Hank:...Cadance? What are you doing here?
 * Cadance: I overheard your words. I think it's best if you stopped doing this nonsense and drink this.
 * Hank:...(Smells the drink) WHOO, smells like aroma!
 * Cadance: It's a potion that's supposed to reform you by allowing you to forget your problems.
 * Hank:...That's all? It just makes you forget your problems? Is there something you're not telling me?
 * Cadance: Alright, it uses love to do the trick, okay. I assure you that this is the answer you need.
 * Hank: Well, forget it! I have a better choice in mind, and that's making my uncle pay for the pain he caused me!
 * Cadance: You know I can't allow that. Just drink this potion, and you'll be in a much better place.
 * Hank:...You sure it can allow me to forget the trouble I've been through?
 * Cadance: Yes. Isn't that what you want?
 * Hank: Yes, but--
 * Cadance: Then go ahead. Drink it.
 * Hank:...(Sighs, snatches the cup, and drinks it up)...Alright, what happens now?
 * Candence: "Give it a minute. It has a slow start up."
 * Hank started to feel funny as stomich gurgles are heard.
 * Hank started to turn into various colors, even plage, checkers color, and candy cane stripes.
 * Hank: "Is this, normal?"
 * Candence: "Don't worry. The weird coloring is normal."
 * Hank: (His stomach makes noises) Oh, I don't feel so good!...I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!! (Runs off)
 * Dr. Wazabi: (Hank runs towards him, and he ends up pushing him out of the way) DOOF! (Hits a wall)...HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, IDIOT!!!
 * Cadance:...Well...I sure hope that he doesn't barf up the potion.
 * Hank: (Goes into the bathroom, and runs into a cubicle and goes over a toilet hoping to barf, taking deep breaths)...Funny...nothing seems to be happening, I...I...(He suddenly feels something, and his eyes start to glow pink as a glittering heart appears in his pupils and fades away)...Wow...suddenly, I feel a lot better now. I don't feel like mutating my uncle at all!
 * Cadance: HANK! (Knocks on the door)
 * Dr. Wazabi: You do realize you're about to enter the boys bathroom, right?
 * Cadance: Being the owner of this place means I can enter any place I want, Wazabi. Besides, there's nobody else in there. HANK, ARE YOU OKAY?
 * Hank: (Comes out of the bathroom)...You bet your ass I am! Perhaps your little potion worked after all. I'm not worried about my uncle issues anymore. I'm so happy, I feel like solving string theory!
 * Dr. Wazabi: Now THAT'S the spirit! Knew you were right all along, Cadance! Never doubted you for a second!
 * Cadance: Well, I guess our work here is done.
 * Wazabi: Well, I'll escort Hank back to the lab. He'll need a moment to adjust to this.
 * Hank gets zappy happy and starts to bounce around like a billy goat!
 * Dr. Wazabi looks slightly annoyed.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "... I actselly liked him better evil."
 * Grimoors was eating a giant bowl of chips and watching a pony football game.
 * Grimoors: "I had to admit. Those tiny horses are good at kicking a "Pigskin" ball."
 * Hank came in and sat next to him, giving a huge happy smile!
 * Hank: "Hey grimmy! What ya watching?"
 * Grimoors: "Oh bloodly hell, you better not be here to mutante me again, ya little toad!"
 * Hank: "Miss Candy gave me a potion that made me nicer!"
 * Grimoors: "..... You mean Candence, and... A potion? Well, that was abit forced."
 * Hank: "You wanna hug, Grimmy?"
 * Grimoors: "Ew, no! I actselly liked you better when you wanted to mutante people."
 * Hank gives Grimoors a big hug, to his annoyence and disgust.
 * Grimoors: ".... Please tell me we're alone in here."
 * Ryan: (He and the other Shape Swifters appeared with Fang, Othello, Cold Deep Sea, and Wildflower appeared) Hey, we didn't miss the game did we...oh...what's happening?
 * Grimoors: (Sighs) Cadance gave Darwin-Brain here a reforming potion. Now he's all lovey-dovey all of a sudden.
 * Zach: Oh...well, at least he can't be THAT annoying can he?
 * Hank: All of you wanna join us? It looks like those griffins are really giving those ponies a hard time with the game.
 * Wildflower:...Well...uh...can you leave, please?
 * Hank: Why?
 * Wildflower: Because...because there's some ice cream in the fridge you can have. And if you want, you can put those mealworms on it as a kind of topping.
 * Hank: MEALWORMS?!? OOH, MY FAVORITE!! (Zooms off)
 * Deep Sea:...Why do we have mealworms again?
 * Clarence: They're a snack for us reptiles, of course.
 * Ryan: They're even twice as yummy when they're adults. That's why we have a farm for them.
 * Hank: (Is already finished making the ice cream, and then notices a picture of the Shell Lodge Squad, and manages to notice Sandy in the picture)...Oh, Sandy, I remember her. We went to the same school together. She seemed pretty nice when we met. Sure I made a fool of myself, but I'm sure she'll be willing to forgive me when she hears that I've changed. I could drop by and say hi, and...and...(Looks at Sandy in the picture more, and he slowly gets hearts in his eyes)...and I never noticed how beautiful she was! I mean, I was kinda attractive to her before, but, I never really felt she would love me back since.... That fateful science expo in collage...."
 * A nervious teenage Hank stood before a series of collage professors.
 * Hank: "My project is about the worm spieces Ribeiroia ondatrae, and how, they can bring evolution to the next level...."
 * The Professors are abit confused and curious.
 * First Professor: "Using a known parasite to exsellerate evolution? That does sound crazy, but... My curioisity is peeked. Further explain yourself, young Spooner."
 * Hank was filled with hope.
 * Hank: "Well, you see, the worms I have modifived would enable the person to gain extra and cool limbs! They could make housework super easy, cause we would have litterally extra hands to do everything! We could even litterally have EYES IN THE BACKS OF OUR HEADS! We could even grow wings!"
 * First Professor: "And contributing in easeing the dependence of fozzul fuel. This almost sound like nobel prize material."
 * Second Professor: "One problem though. We live in a socity that vainly obcesses over beauty and sytile over funtionality. Not that many people would actselly approve of extra limbs. Some would even harshfully compaire them to freaks."
 * Hank: "That's nonsense! I can prove that extra limbs can look beautiful too! I'll use the worms on myself!"
 * 3rd Professor: "Now master Hank, let's not get excited, you might end up ugly if you haven't tested these things before this and-"
 * Hank has already instailled the worms in him.
 * Hank began flinching as if he was in serious pain, as extra arms and legs bursted out in a groteste scene, disgusting and shocking the professors!
 * Hank: "Ow...... Pretty neat, huh?"
 * First Professor: "..... I'm sorry, young Hank, but, I'm afraid the public, and most and formost the science community, might not be ready for, this kind of thing."
 * Hank looked as if his hope were crushed.
 * Hank: "But.... Professor Rattlestein.... What do you mean?"
 * Second Professor: "HE MEANS THAT THE PROGRESS OF GETTING EXTRA LIMBS THROUGH YOUR METHOD IS, HORRENDUS AND ABOMINABLE?!"
 * Professor Rattlestein: "Professor Ztingercop, please! He's a sensitive and troubled boy! He doesn't know better!"
 * Professor Ztingercop: "SENSITVIE!? TROUBLED?! IF HE STILL GOES THROUGH WITH THIS, SOCITY WILL NOT BE AS KIND AS YOU ARE, YOU OVERLY SYMPATHIC RATTLER!?"
 * Hank: "Professors, please, I promise I'll work certain kinks out, just give me some time!"
 * Professor Rattlestein: I'm sorry, Mr. Spooner, but our minds are made up. Good day to you, sir. (The scientists leave)
 * Hank:...Aw, man! I was so close! (Takes his papers and goes out into public, where everyone is disgusted and frightened by his new appearance, including Sandy)...Oh, Sandy! I thought I wouldn't see you here. I just presented a--
 * Sandy: Yeah, I have been watching you work on it before, actually. It did have potential until...well...you brought a nasty worm into the equation. Those things just make people barf!
 * Hank:...Oh...I am sorry...but, can we still go on that date I've been asking you about?
 * Sandy: Actually...I'm already taken, remember? I'm datin' Dandy.
 * Hank: Dandy?...That cowardly wuss? What's so charming about THAT guy? He's more scared than a little girl with a monster!
 * Sandy: Excuse me? Coward? WUSS?!?
 * Hank:...Did I really say that? Uh, I meant...uh...a towering bush!
 * Sandy: Don't play dumb, Hank, I know what you said! And even if you DIDN'T say that, I would NEVER go out with you because...well, LOOK AT YOU! I know people say not to judge someone by looks, but now that you've used infectious creatures on yourself, BLECH, nobody's gonna want to go out with you.
 * Hank:...But...but...
 * Sandy: I'm sorry, but I gotta go. (Leaves)
 * Hank:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Hank:...(Sighs) She was the perfect girl for me. That rough and heavy accent, those glittering brown eyes, those adorable buck-teeth...OHHH, she was worth the introduction. I need to see her again! I'm gonna go to the Dragon Realms right now for a little visit. I'll ask Cadance to take me there. Yeah, then once I see her...I'll be ready to make my move....(Goes over to the picture, and kisses the spot where Sandy was, and left)...

Chapter 3: Hank Gets Attached to A Certain Squirrel
Dragon Temple. Sandy's room. Later... Later... Later that night, in Sandy's Room...
 * Count Razoff was seen failing miserably from the training sessins!
 * Lord Shen: "..... (Sigh).... This guy CLEARLY is gonna be alot of work."
 * Icky: "Who ta funk it we end up having one of the bosses of Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc on our team?"
 * Iago: "I'll just say.... This is gonna be interesting."
 * Sandy's voice: "YOU DID WHAT!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Miss Sandra?"
 * Sandy: "PRINCESS CANDENCE, HAVE YOU DONE GOT YOUR HORN SCREWED INTO YER BRAIN?! WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO REFORM HANK OF ALL PEOPLE?! HE'S TOO, WACKED OFF, TO BE CURRENTLY HELP!? HE'S LIKELY MORE INTERESTED TO TURN PEOPLE INTO MUTANTS BEFORE ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE HE'S HOPELESSLY OBCESSED WITH EXSELLERATING EVOULUION!?"
 * Candence on the communicater: "Sandy, there's actselly more to him. He wasn't just doing it because of just his misguided ideals alone. He had a uncle that never accepted his beliefs in Charles Darwin."
 * Sandy made a surprise face.
 * Sandy: ".... Hank was related to Father Bob Spooner? I, I thought Hank was with a different Spooner family. He never told me about that. I just thought he was just nuts."
 * Candence: "Well now he was nuts for a reason. Besides, I gave him something that's garrintied to make sure he drops his insane views for good. He was very interested to see you for some reason."
 * Sandy: "Me? Princess, did ya do something to him that might have unintended consinquences later down the road? Cause someone like Hank isn't a easy guy to change his way of thinking quickly. You didn't do anything to cut corners, did ya?"
 * Cadance: Well, the last few weeks didn't turn out quite well. So I decided to try out a reforming potion. He seemed to get over his uncle issues quite nicely. Sure the othersare complaining that he's a little TOO nice, but it's still an improvement. He says that it would be a great idea if the entire monastery spent the night with you and the Lodgers...just so you can see what he's like.
 * Sandy:...Gee, I dunno! A reforming potion seems a little off, and is probably doomed to be a colossal failure. Do you know the history of that reforming juice?
 * Cadance: Yes. A successor of Star Swirl the Bearded created it as a means to reform his evil friend, and it actually worked. Yet for some reason, nopony else ever used it again. It was probable because of the many reforming spells that have been made throughout the years.
 * Sandy: Well...I don't know if the others will allow that...especially Lord Shen, he's definitely not the one to agree with these things since he's been having these outbursts. He had another one 5 minutes ago about an accident caused by our new member, Count Razoff, but regardless, I'm sure he won't accept it.
 * ???: Miss Sandra? (The Lodgers appeared)
 * Lord Shen:...Oh, Princess Cadance. I wasn't expecting you to call. What are you two talking about?
 * Sandy:...You aren't gonna believe this, but...but Cadance has decided to let Hank be an addition to her reforming monastery, and she says that she gave Hank a reforming potion, and Hank wants the entire monastery to spend the night here.
 * Lord Shen:...WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 * Cadance: What's the problem, Shen? Wouldn't a visit be nice?
 * Lord Shen: "LADY CANDENCE, I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO A RELITIVE OF CELESTIA, BUT YOUR MAKING TOO QUICK OF A JUMP TO TRY AND REFORM HANK?! It's not that he's unreformable, BUT HE'S CURRENTLY DIFFICULT TO TRY NOW?! HE'S STILL BLUNTLY DETERMINED TO TURN PEOPLE INTO MUTANTS FOR A MISGUIDED CAUSE OF BETTERING PEOPLE THROUGH PARASITES!?"
 * Sandy: "Well, he wasn't just doing that for himself! He was trying to prove an awful relijustus uncle wrong!"
 * Spongebob: "Hank had a relijustus uncle?"
 * Icky: "How can that be? I thought Hanky believed in Charles Darwin."
 * Sandy: "Well, yeah, but he had a uncle in the form of a controverseal Priest named Father Bob Spooner. He hated EVERYTHING against religen. He hated the throey of evolution, he hated the LBGT community, he hated science, heck, he even hates tecknowagey! Father Bob was the most backwords frog in the history of texas!"
 * Tigress: "Your saying this preist is the reason why Hank was such a problem to begin with?"
 * Merlin: "Well I have a good mind to give that disgrace to the religen name a good stern talking to!"
 * Sandy: "That's the thing.... Sometime during Hank's exsile to Poi-Son, Father Bob started to prosicute gays and minorities in the name of the devines and was crusifying them. A waiter from Bob's faverite pizza place wanted to protect his lezbian sister from prosicution, so when Bob ordered his faverite usual dish, the waiter.... Laced the pizza with rat poison."
 * The Lougers gasped, as did Candence.
 * Spongebob: ".... And poor Hank doesn't even realise that?"
 * Sandy: "He was exsiled on a swamp planet with only science tec and not entertainment tec. Chances are, he knows nothing of what happened to Father Bob. So, unless it's nessersary, do NOT, tell Hank about it! Not even you Candence!"
 * Candence: "But what if he askes to see his uncle and try to establish a bond with him?"
 * Sandy: "Then just tell him it's better to stay clear from someone respondsable for hurting him to begin with!"
 * Cadance: Well, before we gave him the potion, he was planning on mutating him out of revenge. I'm starting to feel that if that potion fails, then he will go back to that plan again. I feel that you might want to let us come over and give Hank a chance. What do you say?
 * Lord Shen: Never! I smell something fishy in this whole thing. You said Hank asked to see Sandy for some reason. You think there's something he's not sharing with us?
 * Cadance: Oh, he said he wanted to see if you guys would accept him, especially you, Sandy, since you two go way back.
 * Sandy: Yeah, he tried to ask me out right after the presentation that made him...what he was! His ideas were just disgusting. He has always shown a personal desire for me.
 * Cadance: I assure you, Sandy, everything will be okay.
 * Sandy:...Well, if you're sure, then...then we'll allow it.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, no, we're not! The moment they arrive, something will happen. I just know it!
 * SpongeBob: Shen, please, lighten up for once! Besides, these guys have never had the chance to visit our place. It would be nice to have them around for the night.
 * Lord Shen:...
 * SpongeBob: Please?
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Alright, fine! But I'll be watching Hank the whole time he's here!
 * Sandy: "But just to be safe, Candence, has Hank ever acted, strange, since he had the potion? Outside of being overly nice, I mean."
 * Candence: "Well, so fair, not really so much really."
 * Lord Shen: "Well check on him if that potion had any untended side-effects you didn't read about!"
 * Candence: "Ok, ok! Wow, this is the first time you guys actselly complained about the monistairy reforming one of your enemies. I figured you guys would be glad Hank would see the error of his ways."
 * Icky: "Well that's the thing. Hank has yet to be given proper realisation about his views being wrong. And since ya reformed the guy by potion, that means all it takes is for him is one mistake, and he gets a nasty relapse. We just think your being too ambitious with Hank here. In fact, why didn't the wardens discourage you from accepting the guy?"
 * Candence: "Well, strangely, they looked as if they were about to, but they looked as if something changed their minds. And that is odd, cause Prison 42 wardens are netouriously stubburn and only bow to the likes of The Galactic federation or the United Universe senate. I guess they got alittle tired of Hank after he gotten trouble with Kung Pow and few other prisoners because of Hank's tendingcy to be... Prevokable."
 * Icky: "Ok, either those guys were malmitulated by a dark force, or the enforcers of the universes really are THAT incompident!
 * Iago: "Don't take it too personal princess. We have no doubt of your abilities at all! It's just, you still don't have the proper liezencing for it, and we just think that a guy like Hank is.... Not rookie friendly."
 * Candence: "ROOKIE?! This, "Rookie", has managed to keep a known dragon hating viking from bulling the other reformed villains, and I protected former members of a dark conspiracty against Berk from a skelital alicorn and two bickering marrage couples turn heartless. I think I can handle a mutant frog that talks like that rat from Tuff Puppy!"
 * Shifu: "Now, miss Candence, we mean no disrespect to your abilities, we're just trying to protect you from a broken heart in any event that Hank proves he would not be yet ready for redemption."
 * Lord Shen: Yes. We shall allow this visit, but I advise that we keep an eye on Hank at all costs to see if your potion had any side-effects.
 * Cadance: As you wish. We'll be right there soon.
 * Hank: (All the Shell Lodgers were looking at him either suspiciously or nervously)...Why are you guys looking at me like that? Are you not happy that I'm ready to reenter society as a solid citizen?
 * Lord Shen: You're a VILLAIN! And you'll ALWAYS be a villain, you'll NEVER change! And you'll never get away with whatever you're here for!
 * Cadance: Shen, be nice! We asked you to give him a chance.
 * Icky: "Ok, even if it is Hank, that was harsh! He's tecnecally not unreformable, he's just currently difficult to change at the moment!"
 * Grimoors: I sure as hell wouldn't give him a chance after he proved he doesn't know the definition of PERSONAL SPACE!!! (Cadance looked at him angrily)... Sorry.
 * Hank: Look, everyone, I'm reformed. Really. All it took was a bit of mystery juice, and voila, you have a new and less-angry frog.
 * Sandy: That's the thing about potions. They are as unpredictable as magic. I don't know what you're doing this for, but I don't like it.
 * Hank: (Sighs in joy) I'm sure you don't, sweet-cheeks. Uh, I mean, I'm sure you don't. But I promise you things are okay.
 * Sandy: "Did, ya'll just, sighed in joy?"
 * Hank: "No I didn't. That was a sigh of tiredness! It was kinda a long trip to get here."
 * Spongebob wispers: "Heads up Snady, I think he still has the hots for ya."
 * Sandy: (Whispering) Oh, relax, SpongeBob, he knows I'm too good for him. It ain't like his personal desire for me has grown at a crazy level.
 * Cadance: Well, I guess we should make this night count. Let's make ourselves comfortable with all the stuff we brought.
 * Hank: (While the many people were interacting with each other during their stay, Hank was too busy looking at Sandy, who's body seemed dashing in his eyes)...(Sighs in joy)...What a lady.
 * Lord Shen: Did you say something, Hank?
 * Hank: Uh, I said 'What a day'.
 * Lord Shen:...Yes, it sure has been a day. You haven't done anything sensitive even once.
 * Hank: I told you I was reformed.
 * Lord Shen:...Well...I guess you are. Perhaps it was another one of my anger issues. I guess it's best that we got the place ready for lights out. Are you absolutely sure that you wanna sleep in Sandy's room?
 * Hank: Yes. I'm a little...uh...uneasy with sleeping with people that I've been fighting against for years.
 * Lord Shen:...Well, good luck with that. (Leaves, and Hank looks at Sandy one last time)...(Sighs in joy)...