I Think I Got You Beat! (Twilight and Taiku in Twilight, Spike, Taiku, and Alice save Christmas)

This is when Twilight and Taiku agrue and become rivals on who had the worse life before Princess Celestia came in to their lives. Taiku have a rough life as a Dragon since he and Haku were the sons of Maleficent and the Dark Dragon with Haku being the only family he's got while Twilight spend her filliy hood learning about magic.

Twilight: There are things you dont know, you know, about me. About how rough I had it.

Taiku: What? Before and After you got that sparkling cutie mark of yours?

Twilight: (looks at her cutie mark) Sparkling? Are you kidding? (Singing)

I had nothing in my home tower learning magic by the hour. Unicorn lonely Walking circles I had only...

Bare essentials army cot a hot plate and chamber pot. And every morning I would boil it. No choice I had a toilet. Just a view of devastation out one window, isolation in my bedroom and very little headroom I spend my entire fillyhood and waited I'm very dedicated I dident have any friends here with me Luckily my brother, foal sister and asistant where my only company so...

I think I got you beat I think I got you beat yeah, yeah yeeeaaahh, I think I got you beat I think I got you beat

Taiku: Oh you think so. That was a sad story but I've heard better I'm just saying A for effort thanks for playing Sad to see a unicorn suffer But I had it rougher

Like a time a mob of kights and vikings with swords and torchers burned my britches See the scorches You're just whiney I had a flaming hiney As I fled I had to wonder If I were torn asunder Would a dragon go to Heaven Did I mention It happend back when I was seven? So...

Princess Alice: Guys, stop fighting and get your at together.

Taiku: I think I got you beat. yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat. I think I got you beat

Twilight: No warm regards

Taiku: No Christmas cards

Twilight: And every day

Taiku: Was hell on earth day

Twilight: Okay top this. I missed my prom

Taiku: Both my dad and mom were evil so the HC sent me and my big bro away

oh and on top of that, it was on my birthday.

Twilight: I was sent to Magic Kindergarten on Hearth's Warming Eve. Haha.

Both: (Repeat lines) My dad and mom sent me away...

Twilight: So...

Taiku: So...

Both: I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah I think I got you beat, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ,yeah

(Spike burps)

Both: Spike!

Spike: What?