Icky and Iago: Road to The Dragon Realms

Iago and Icky: Road to The Dragon Realms is the 38th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Iago and Icky end up misusing Shen's experimental portal and ended up a few planets far away from the Dragon Realms. Once they find too late that they don't know how to use it, they wind up going from random world to random world. They end up in Equestria, the Valley of Peace, Madagascar, the Nesting Grounds, Pyrdain, Camelot, Hollywood, The Mountain of the Great Spirits, Top Dollar City, Futurasia, Angel Grove, Atlantica, Paradisa, Kratos, Spookavania, Skullian Prime, Pastoon, The Villain League HQ, The Great Valley, and a few new ones such as Gobstopper, Ropedia, and Athletecus. Their final location leads them to Warface where a war battle ends up destroying the device. Now stuck on a world where war is the norm, the two idiots must find a way to get back home without being killed, and apologize to Shen for breaking his portal beacon. This is a parody of a 'Road to...' Family Guy episode.

(This is the song played when the two reach Gobstopper and Icky tries to stop Iago from going into gluttony) (This song will be close to the end)

Transcript
Intro (Time Donkey- Tacos in Time)

Chapter 1: Icky and Iago Be Idiots Again
Dragon Temple Later... Bathroom The next day...
 * SpongeBob: (He and Patrick were seen running around in what appears to be Universal Studios until it was revealed to be large movie-slide pictures in the briefing room as several cotton candy bags were seen)
 * Squidward: URRGHHH! When is that sugar gonna wear off?!? We've only been at Universal Studios a few days ago, and they're STILL like that after so much cotton candy!
 * Lord Shen: And it's great that Santa helped improve on our UUniversal Teleportation Remote. Now it looks more like something that baby from Family Guy created. It was able to save us countless years of research to perfect it.
 * Boss Wolf: So... What's the point of having our van if we can just use this thing?
 * Lord Shen: THE VAN IS STILL IMPORTANT, FOOL!! We need it for combat, and that's why we use it for travel instead of this thing. Also, the Prehistoric one's incompidence with it back during the Spookivainia situation proved that it's not always gonna be reliable should it be compromised.
 * Boss Wolf: "Ahhhhhhhh. Good point."
 * Lord Shen: And...I'm still trying to get used to all the new looks of this place. Does Santa's Workshop have to pay for making all this?
 * Spyro: It's probably free since it was possibly transmogrified by Santa's magic. I took a look at Kairi's room, and it is just astounding. Santa gave her a customary poster of me and her in combat stances. She even got a nice Kingdom Hearts-patterned bed, some impressive floor and wall molding, and a new laptop.
 * Lord Shen: Santa gave her and us everything last year. Plus, that New Years' celebration at Universal Studios with the pass Santa gave us was breathtaking.
 * Spyro: Yes. It seemed to be their biggest party since Universal's last Originos.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, trust me NOTHING compares or surpasses THOSE. I'd rank that party as a 7 out of 10.
 * Spyro: So where's Kairi? We're going to take another sky-ride today to kick off the new year of 2016.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, she's taking a shower. Amazing what Santa did to her bathroom.
 * Icky: You know, Shenny boy, if you keep saying 'amazing' for all the crazy things Santa did to this place, we're gonna be here all day.
 * Lord Shen: "Ahh, yes, I see you never made the new year's resolution to be less snarky."
 * Icky: "Even if I did, I'm still gonna be me, cause no one ever goes through their resolution. Otherwise, Doofinsmirts would've been successful in using New Years to take over the Tri-state area."
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh yeah, it's so stupid, Nefarious used it as a reference on why they should never used holidays to try and take over everything."
 * Iago: Yeah, well, villains these days are just stupid like that. Why do you think we have Hermes to show us what they did to each other?
 * Marty: I always thought it was because we were giving them comeuppance for looking at our embarrassing moments.
 * Lord Shen: Again, two wrongs don't make a right. We'd look like d***s if that was the real reason we did it....For the most part.
 * Icky: It's certainly a good thing we had all those embarrassing videos they had burned.
 * Shifu: Indeed. I personally find villains insulting heroes foolish. Especially since that High Council Idiots show that got leaked out of the Villains Channel by some idiot for ratings and money. Didn't really play well in his favor, did it? But it seemed to never die since it's now a web comic series published by villain enthusiasts.
 * Brandy: So, Villainy is at a slow once again, what do we do now?
 * Iago: Yeah, we gotta have SOME way to get us the focus of this episode!
 * Icky: IAGO! Too soon!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I am gonna put the new and improved teleprotation device somewhere safe and away from more incompidence in the device room, where only I myself will be allowed to touch it. Good day."
 * Shen leaves.
 * Bubbha: You know what this calls for, then? MORE SODA! (The raptors give a toast with Coca-Cola, and drink it)
 * Pervis: (The air goes through his nose as he burps) WHOA! The burps of this stuff are sprinkling my nose!
 * Icky: Oh, again, carbonated beverages do that when releasing air. It's why you have to burp REALLY hard when you have a huge gulp of- (Earl burps loudly and shakes the whole Temple)
 * Lord Shen:...Prehistoric one, are you sure it was a good idea to introduce soda to these creatures?
 * Icky: Oh, they seem pretty fine with it. Who cares if it's not really meant for their world, as long as they're the only ones who like it.
 * Iago:...I KNOW! Let's have a burping contest!
 * Lord Shen: I think not! The ones that the penguins have is disgusting enough as it is. I can smell it from my room. And considering how these guys eat nothing but meat, their burps will smell like rotten flesh!
 * Iago: Then we'll do it outside.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, no! It's pretty windy out there, so there's no reason for the pedestrians of New York to smell any of that putrid stuff!
 * Icky: "Ok fine, mister strict tail, then we'll do it in the bathroom with the door closed!"
 * Lord Shen: Good. They have good air fresheners now. But if the burps start keeping us up, then we're gonna have to send you straight to your rooms.
 * Iago: Ah, don't sweat it, peacock! Our burps aren't THAT loud!
 * Kairi: (After coming out of the shower in a white bath robe, hears all the loud burps the group was doing)...(Sighs) What are those penguins doing this time?...(Smells the air)...BLECH! Smells more like rotten dinosaur flesh than rotten fish flesh! Uhhgh! It better not be those Raptors deciding to have a burping contest! I swear, those penguins were giving them too many ideas! Where's the air freshener? (Turns on the air freshener)
 * Tigress: (She and the Furious Five heard the burps)...Oh, sweet Beijing Province, I can smell it from here!
 * Crane: Why did Lord Shen let Icky, Iago, and the Raptors have that burping contest? They're worse than the penguins' burps.
 * Monkey: Blech! I hate rotting flesh!
 * Squidward: (He was seen with a twitching eye as the burps were still being heard)...YOU PENGUINS BETTER STOP THE BURPING, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME!!
 * Rico: (The penguins heard the burps, and he smells it) Ohhhh!
 * Skipper:...Somebody here is having a burping contest without us!
 * Kowalski: (Dubbed as Lemongrab) THAT IS UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * Rico: Burp, burp, burp, burp! (They all zoomed off)
 * Earl: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!
 * Icky:...DAMN! What a big one! You're still doing well, Earl.
 * Pervis:...May I ask what an activity like this accomplishes?
 * Iago: Nothing. It's just FUN AS S***!
 * Pervis: Why is s*** fun? Is it because it feels good to do it? Because it is.
 * Iago:...Okay, I'll pretend I didn't hear that!
 * Bubbha: They're right, it's fun as s***! And yeah, s*** ISN'T fun. This is just fun! (Gulps some soda and burps) BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!
 * Icky: You call that a burp, Bubble Boy! Get a whiff of this! (Gulps down a massive amount of Coca-Cola, and his belly inflates like a balloon)...
 * Lurleane:...Is that even safe?
 * Iago: No, this one totally walloped the penguins in one of their burping contests one time.
 * Icky:...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (The Temple was pumped with stinky gases, and it knocked Kairi, the Furious Five, Squidward, the other Lodgers, minus the gas-mask-wearing Penguins, out cold)
 * Earl:...DAD GUM!!...What a record-breaker!
 * Skipper: (They burst in)...WOW!
 * Kowalski:...I think...Rico's burp record has been broken.
 * Rico: UH-UHHH! (Takes a Coca-Cola and chugs it down and inflates the same way, and then the place explodes in stinky gas as Rico burped again)...
 * Iago:...Blech!...So much for your all-time recoooo...(A lot of plops were heard)
 * Rico:...Oops!