Rarity's Lawsuit Revenge

Rarity's Lawsuit Revenge is the 18th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Suri Polomare has stolen from Rarity and has become undeservingly popular from Rarity's designs. Angry at her for what she did, Rarity has had enough and has decided to sue Suri for everything she owns. Hiring Crane as 'Harvey Wadder' to beat this, Suri is helpless. Even with the twist that Suri is the ex-fiancé of Diamond Tiara's father, Filthy Rich (From Family Appreciation Day), and even with Silverware, Silver Spoon's lawyer uncle, defending her, but despite his great successes, they couldn't win the unfaultable evidence against Suri, especially thanks to a witness testimony from Coco. Because of this, Rarity wins the trial and Suri is publically ruined. Her fastion career is destroyed. Instantly, she becomes a nobody. Even Filthy Rich refused to help her, and instead of giving her a place to stay, leaves her in misery. But what's worse is that Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are humiliated upon their failure of their family's defense in the trial, and even the Cutie Mark Crusaders, despite their bad quarrels with them, feel sorry for them. Rarity doesn't seem to care that Suri's life has become tragic, and this actually causes a fracture in her sister's relationship. While the CMCs try to help improve Tiara and Spoon's popularity despite their skepticism, Suri has newfound resentment for the ponies responsible for ruining her life and livelihood, and desires revenge. She decides to hire Hundun, Nidhiki and Krekka of the Dragon Scourge Empire and their newest imperial, and Hundun's ally and second personal adviser of The Dark Dragon, Meng Tao (Look up his page from the Kung Fu Panda wiki here) who agrees to help Suri avenge her honor by ruining Rarity's life, as well as her entire family, and the families of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, in exchange for luring Twilight into a trap of Vaki Enforcers to disable Equestria's only true defenses, thereby making Equestria vulnerable for Imperial takeover. However, she fails to realize that Meng Tao and the others were the wrong ones to trust because they actually intend to KILL their targets, thereby making Suri a bigger criminal. Can Po, Crane, and the Lodgers stop Meng Tao's plan of treachery and prevent a Dragon Scourge takeover? But most of all, can Rarity have the generosity to forgive Suri after she finds out that what she did would've only made things worse for her and help her learned what it means to be generious to others than yourself? Also, will the CMCs succeed in bringing back Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon's popularity?

Chapter 1: Rarity's Final Straw
Rarity's Boutique, moments before the ending of last episode... Flashback Present Rarity's Living Room Ponyville City Hall Later... Dragon Temple Flashback. Present
 * Sweetie Belle: (She and the Crusaders are in Rarity's room) Girls, I'm so glad that you came here to comfort me while Rarity's been a little...antsy since last night when she said that Suri was coming to Ponyville.
 * Applebloom: "No problem Sweetie. Rarity's a friend of mah sister after all."
 * Scootaloo: "Remind again, what did Suri do that was so bad? Something about, stealing fabrics or something?"
 * Sweetie Belle: She told me everything last night.
 * (Sweetie Belle): Apparently, Rarity was going to this fashion contest in Manehatten where her clothes line would be represented all across Equestria. Rarity was in a very generous mood that day. Then...Suri Polomare came. She seemed fine and nice at first, but then came the one fatal mistake that nearly ruined Rarity. She showed her some nice glittering fabrics that she claimed took her months to make, and she was generous enough to give Suri a stash to sample. But then the next thing she knew...well...Suri used it to impress the judges. With all this, Rarity would've been made to look like a copycat, giving the possibility that she would lose. Thus, she forced her friends to help her with some new clothes lines that took a lot out of her. She believed that it would take away their friendship, and she was told by Suri that she lost the contest. But...son of a gun, she actually DID win. Coco Pummel quit her job as Suri's assistant to tell Rarity the truth.
 * Sweetie Belle: And that's about it. Rarity did say Coco exposed Suri's misdeeds and put a halt to it, but even then, Rarity is still unsure. Yeesh, Rarity talks about fashion designers all the time, and I have heard of Suri Polomare before that. I never thought she was a thief.
 * Scootaloo: Well, I say that jerkoff doesn't DESERVE any praise. And I hope for certain that that lady NEVER finds happiness for doing something she shouldn't be doing again.
 * Applebloom: I'd be careful what you wish for, Scoo. Sometimes things can happen when you least suspect it.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, if Suri was taken care of, I'm not sure she would-
 * Rarity: (From downstairs) WHAT THE F**** ******** **** ******* **** ******* *** ***** **************** *** ******** *** IS THIS?!?
 * Sweetie Belle:...Whoa...I never heard Rarity use bad language like that in a while.
 * Applebloom: Let's see what happened.
 * Rarity: (She is seen with a messed up mane and huffing angrily)
 * Sweetie Belle: RARITY! What happened?
 * Rarity: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! SHE DID IT!! SHE ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT!! AGAIN?! (They see what happened on TV)
 * Suri: Well, hello, ponies of Equestria! I am Suri Polomare, fashion extraordinaire! Do you want your looks to dazzle? Do you wanna feel like you're one with the night sky? Then buy THIS! (A dress with fabrics similar to the kind she stole was shown, only the color was different) I present to you the Cosmo line!
 * Rarity: (Bites part of her mane off in anger)
 * Suri: This line of dazzling clothes is meant to make stallions go... DAAAAAANNNNNNNG!!! Equestria has never seen such beauty for ages. Not even Princess Luna's strongest magic can create something as dazzling as this. Approved by the great Photo Finish herself, this line is perfect for parties. Especially those of the Grand Galloping Gala! So go out now and see this new line in a store near you! Here's how you can order... (Rarity turns off the TV)
 * Rarity:...
 * Scootaloo:... She did it! She actually did it!
 * Rarity: SO! THAT BIMBO THIEF THINKS SHE CAN GET AWAY WITH THIS ONCE AGAIN BY MAKING IT LOOK LIKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT, DOES SHE?!?
 * Sweetie Belle: Rarity, I hate to see you angry like this, could you calm down?
 * Rarity:... Alright! I've had it! I'm going over to Suri, and giving her a piece of my mind! (Storms out of her boutique)
 * Scootaloo:... I have a bad feeling about this.
 * Mayor Mare: (Talks with Suri while wearing one of the dresses) I have to say, Suri, these new clothes make me feel like I'm at prom again!
 * Suri: Oh, it was nothing. I am SUCH an exbert.
 * Rarity slams through the door!
 * Rarity: "AN EXBERT THIEF?!"
 * Suri's thoughts: "Holy shit, she's here!?"
 * Suri: "Ahem. Rarity darling. What brings you to Ponyville?"
 * Mayor Mare: "She lives here actselly."
 * Suri thinks: "D'oh."
 * Rarity: "I THOUGHT COCO REPORTED YOUR STUPID STEALING MY IDEA SCAM AWHILE AGO!?"
 * Suri: "Well, she did, and I mended on that mistake. I made the fabrics a different color. So no harm done."
 * Rarity: "NO HARM DONE?! YOUR COMMITING THE ACT OF FASTION INFRIDGEMENT?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Goodness Miss Rarity, that's a big and bold claim!"
 * Suri: "Look, miss Rarity! Tecnecally, you sort've gave me permission for the fabrics. In fact, you just handed them over to me."
 * Rarity: "I DIDN'T GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO STEAL FROM ME, I GAVE YOU THOSE FABRICS CAUSE YOU CLAIMED YOU WANTED A SAMPLE?! I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HAVE THE FABRICS FOR A PRIVATE PERPOSE?!"
 * Suri: "Now now, Miss Rarity, (Chuckles nerviously), I think there was an OBVIOUS miss communication there. I did legitamently thought you gave me permission to use your fabrics. In fact, I was sure to have informed Prim that the Fabrics came from you so you wouldn't be accused of copycatting."
 * Rarity: "THEN WHY DIDN'T SHE SAY ANYTHING!?"
 * Suri: ".... You ran off like a raving loonatic and created a rushed fastion wear from your hotel room."
 * Rarity: "THEN WHY DID YOU TRIED TO ELIMINATE ME?!"
 * Suri: "All of the contestents tried to do that to eachother! In fact, some of them tried to get rid of me! One of them even hired the Griffin Mafia to assassinate me?! Fastion Contests are very cut-throat, Miss Rarity. Hate the game, not the gamer."
 * Rarity: "LYING WHORE?!"
 * Rarity pounced on Suri and the two began to fight!
 * Mayor Mare: "NOW THE BOTH OF YOU, CUT, IT, OUT?!"
 * The two stop fighting!
 * Mayor Mare: "Now we may be a nudest socity, but we're not savages! If there's a disbute to settle, settle it in court!"
 * Rarity: "THEN I, RARITY, AM SUEING SURI FOR FASTION INFRIDGEMENT?!"
 * Suri: "Rarity, please, can't we be even more civil about this and NOT include the public court? Can't we just talk about this over some herbal tea like ladies?"
 * Rarity: "THE TIME TO TALK IS PAST OVER-DUE, SURI?! MAYOR, YOUR BROTHER IS THE PONYVILLE JUDGE, CORRECT?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Oh, you mean Judge Colt? Yes."
 * Rarity: "THEN TELL HIM TO SEDGULE HIMSELF FOR THE LAWSUIT OF ALL EQUESTIA?!"
 * Suri: "(Sighs), If you want to settle this, fine. I'll call my best Lawyer, Silverware. The daughter of my ex-fiancé and his niece Silver Spoon are friends."
 * Rarity: "GO AHEAD, CAUSE I KNOW THE GREAT HARVY WAD- Duh de uh, wait.... Did you just say Silver Spoon?"
 * Suri: "Yes.... Is that a thing?"
 * Rarity:...Uhhh...
 * All CMCs: SHE'S THE EX-FIANCE OF FILTHY RICH?!?
 * Scootaloo: As in DIAMOND TIARA'S FATHER?!?
 * Applebloom: AND HER LAWYER IS RELATED TO SILVER SPOON?!?
 * Rarity: Yeah, I admit, I wasn't expecting that myself. I had no idea Suri was connected to your school bullies.
 * Applebloom: Is...is Suri Diamond's mother?
 * Rarity: I don't know, she didn't say anything about...
 * Scootaloo: No, she's definitely not. I've actually met Diamond's mother. Suri and Filthy probably broke up before Filthy got married to another mare.
 * Rarity: "Well she can easily pass as Diamond's mother due to the fact they both have purple coloring, so I guess, half-mother at best."
 * Scootaloo: "We'll see if Tiara's mother ever shows up canonly."
 * Applebloom: Well...now I'm a bit worried for all of us. What exactly will happen to those two if Suri loses the case?
 * Rarity: Hey, you girls hate them, don't you? Why should you care what happens to them?
 * Scootaloo: Because we have hearts, Ms. Rarity! Hearts that give us the knowledge that bullies shouldn't go through pain.
 * Rarity: Well, even so, I'm still going through with this case. I should've done this a LONG TIME AGO!! I'm hiring Crane as my lawyer. I swear to Celestia that tomorrow, Suri will pay for stealing from me! (Leaves)
 * Sweetie Belle:...You know, Applebloom, you may be right. What if Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon get ruined because of this court case?
 * Scootaloo: "Well, let's just hope that the other fillies and colts aren't stupid enough to confused Suri as Diamond's actual mom just because her dad dated her once and because of the convinent colors."
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, I'm sure they're not stupid enough to look at a pony's cutie mark. I don't remember Diamond's mother's cutie mark, but I'm pretty sure it's not three buttons.
 * Applebloom: Well, good! Looks like we've got nothing to worry about. No fillies will be humiliated all because of a lost court case.
 * Kairi: (She and Spyro are ready to go riding) Well, I'm not grounded anymore, so what say we go on another saddle ride?
 * Spyro: About time! This time, no going into Destroyer Precipice, okay?
 * Kairi: Right. (She hops on) Let's fly! (They fly off)
 * Crane: (He is seen in his room) Guys? I've got a letter from Mayor Mare.
 * Viper: What?
 * Po: GET OUT!
 * Tigress: What does it say?
 * Crane: (He opens the envelope and reads the note)...Apparently, someone's being sued.
 * All 5: SUED?!?
 * Crane: Yes, and they need me to be Harvey Wadder again.
 * Mantis: Who's in the courthouse?
 * Crane:...Rarity vs. Suri Polomare.
 * Po: Wait, Suri Polomare? As in the pony who we heard had stolen from Rarity? Well, why didn't Rarity sue her earlier?
 * Crane: "Coco momentarly had the earlier problem settled. But it seems to have resurfaced when Suri attempted to recreate it as her own."
 * Icky: "Yikes. Sounds like a bitch."
 * Crane: "Well, thing is, Suri countered-argued that she meant no hard feelings about the fabrics, it was a result of miscommunication. She claims that Rarity tecnecally gave her permission to use the fabrics, but overly-dramticly mistook it for private use. Suri even told Prim that it was asked with consent. As for why she tried to cheat, well, alot ot the other contestents were said to have tried it. One of them even tried to hire the Griffin Mafia to kill Suri."
 * Viper: "But likely, Rarity doesn't seem to think so."
 * Crane: "Yeah, and this won't be an easy one. Cause Suri got Silverware involed. And he's a well reknown earth pony Lawyer. He's almost Prosicution Brain-Pod good. And he knows just as much as I do that this is the result of bad communication and use the Fastion Week's "cut-throatingness' against Rarity. Wanna know something else? He's Silver Spoon's uncle."
 * Iago: "Whoa. Does that mean that Suri is like, Diamond Tiara's mother or something?"
 * Crane: Well, half-mother or whatever it's called, because Suri was the ex-fiancé of Diamond's father before Diamond was born. But...I feel that if I can't do it, then no one else will. It's time to put the old business suit on again.
 * Po: I don't think this court case will go very smooth. You said it yourself. It's likely a case of Rarity over-reacting and that this Polomare lady really did amended on her mistake... Albeit, poorly.
 * Icky: "And you did say the guy's almost Prosicution Brain-Pod good, so it's not a cake-walk either way."
 * Crane: "I know, but I wouldn't dare abandon Rarity. Not just because she's a friend, but we all know hwo she tends to over-react to things not going her way. Remember when she got a hang-nail on her hoof and it was hurting her really bad?"
 * Rarity's cries were heard as the Bonqticke was shooting waves of tears like waterfalls!
 * Twilight and friends were rowing a boat torwords the bonqticke.
 * Twilight: "RARITY!? WE'RE COMING WITH A FIRST AIDE AND A HOOF CLIPPER?! SO PLEASE CALM DOWN! YOUR FLOODING ALL OF-"
 * Rarity's tears splash into Twilight's face!
 * Twilight: ".... Ponyville.... Spike, tell Celestia to call the Lougers. We're DIFFENTLY gonna need them after all."
 * Po: One question...uh...isn't a hoof pretty hard, and it has no nails?
 * Crane: Well, in ponies, a hang-nail is like a little crack in wood. Extreme pain and a LOT of bleeding. Rarity was in so much pain, she flooded all of Ponyville with her tears.
 * Monkey: I had no idea she could cry like that.
 * Crane: Neither did I. But regardless, I must do this. It must be solved one way or another.
 * Tigress: Then we won't stop you. We shall just wish you good luck. We'll get the others to drop you off there so you can get ready.

Chapter 2: Suri's Court Case
Ponyville Courthouse Flashback. Present
 * Crane: Mares...gentleponies of the jury... We are having this case cause of the claims of "Fasion Infridgement" commited by a miss Suri Polomare.
 * Judge Colt: Suri, is it true? Did you steal from this mare?
 * Silverware, a well dressed Colt: "Objection, your honor, Suri is but a victim of miscommunication. Rarity tecnecally gave Suri permission to use those fabrics. She just thought it was for private uses. Suri went out of her way to inform Prim of the act to ensure Rarity doesn't face disquilification."
 * Judge Colt: "I'll be the judge of it. Prosicution?"
 * Crane: "I like to call my client, Miss Rarity to the stand."
 * Rarity: (Appears) Thank you, Mr. Wadder. Let the records show that I NEVER said she could just use the fabrics as her own. That technically counts as stealing. All I said was to sample it only!
 * Suri: Well, you actually didn't say 'only'!
 * Rarity: YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT, IDIOT!!
 * Judge Colt: (Slams hammer) ORDER IN THE COURT!! Does the defending lawyer have anything to say?
 * Silverware: Well, I should say that Suri here is not the only one who cheated in that court case. One of the contestants hired the Griffin Mafia to try and assassinate Suri, only for the assassin to be caught and is currently in jail.
 * Rarity: Does that give her reason to cheat like the rest of them?
 * Silverware:... Well... Tecnecally no. But she was acting on survivalist instinct, miss Rarity. Fastion Week is a surprisingly cut-throat event. Those same ponies would've had ordered a Griffin Mafia assassin on you, or worse, even manage to talk a dragon into trying to kill you! Like the mess of last year!
 * Rarity: Well, then I suppose I was the only one who played fair in that contest.
 * Silverware: Then why are you having this court case in the first place, Ms. Rarity? A Ms. Pummel had the whole thing settled.
 * Rarity: "I thought so too, but Suri CLEARLY DIDN'T TAKE IT TO HEART!?"
 * Judge Colt: "Then how's about we ask Suri then?"
 * Crane: "Very well, Miss Rarity, you may return to your sit. Prosicution now calls Suri to the stand."
 * Suri: (Gets on the stand) This is rediculious. This all misudnerstanding. Besides, if you hadn't jumped out at the last second, you would've known right away that I wasn't outright stealing from you.... Intentionally. This is all but a case of miscommunication! I even told Prim about it so she would STILL approve of the outfits of yours. She even admired your generosity of giving me some of those fabrics that she was willing to over-look it. But then you desided to turn apartment junk into a fastion line! You know, judging them that rushed but somehow still fabulious piece, it looked as if you didn't need those fabrics in the first place. Isn't that how you won in the first place?... I mean, besides all the contenders cheating?
 * Crane: "Then kindly explain why you tried to cheat Rarity out of her prize?"
 * Suri: "Hey again, that was survivlist gear kicking in! In a way, it was also to protect you from those other contenders! Espeically the ones who are prone to hire assassins! The fact that you were alone out there for an unexplained reason could've been an easy swoop for a Griffin Mafia Hitman to kill you off with no one the wiser!"
 * Crane: It doesn't help enough, Ms. Polomare. You did commit a crime and an act of cheating, well intentions, and/or being driven by survival instinct or not. This probably would have been avoided if you had just did the contest fairly, and afterwards BUY the fabrics from Rarity. That way you wouldn't have to worry about this happening.
 * Suri: "This is maddening, I, I, I, at least I didn't hired a hit on her!? All I did was make Prim think that Rarity was unquilifyable to win! By all accounts, I wasn't THAT bad! In fact, I heard two fastion designers talk about hiring a Minotaur hitman to kill Rarity to keep her from claiming her prize! I stop that evil plan by trying to make Rarity look inadaquite and unable to win! That way, those two would've get the hitman into this!"
 * Crane: "But Miss Rarity was able to win the prize anyway thanks to your former assisent a miss Coco."
 * Suri: "I also had those conspiracting mares arrested before they did such, Miss Rarity! At the time, I thought of her as an inexspearienced Canterlotian hot-aired simpleton taking on dangerious terratory! Then I found out she is a humble ponyvillain! I was merely keeping her alive! You have any idea how often I seen innosent mares like Rarity, RUINED or even nearly KILLED in Fastion Weeks of the past?!"
 * Rarity: " OBJECTION! I never heard of those such things!"
 * Suri: "Oh really? There was Miss Pin-Needle. Hospitalised by a Manitcore mauling. (Raises a picture of a Green Pony being mauled by a Manitcore). The Manitcore was an exsotic pet of miss Tangle Wangle. Then there was Yarnballia. She was framed as a child-molester because of an incriminating photo of her sleeping with a child, THAT WAS PROVEN TO BE HER LITTLE CHILD THAT WAS AFRAID TO SLEEP ALONE?! That poor Mare and her daughter are still rebuilding their lives that a miss Steelwool ruined! Then..... There was my former Canterlotian protosai.... Charity. She, was alot like you, Rarity. Only canterlotian."
 * A Blue Yellow-maned Unicorn was seen.
 * (Suri): "Suri was the most thoughtful and kind-hearted espiring fastioneer Manehatten ever seen. She was a fine pupel. Her fastion designs would be that of a alicorn! Even WORTHY of one! She was destin to the next Shartell La Creame. Then, she wanted to try her hoof on the cut-throat would of Fastion Week. I had tried to advise her against it, she was too young, too pure, too, nayive for Fastion Week."
 * Suri: "Charity, darling, please! Fastion Week is too dangerious! I have seen what happens to Mares like you! They're ruin you, murderised you, or worse!"
 * Charity: "Suri, your over-reacting! I'm sure the other contestents won't be THAT bad!"
 * Suri: "A MARE WAS MAULED BY A PET MANITCORE?! Another was accused of being a pedaphile! Why, last year's fastion week, a contender hired a dragon to almost litterally eliminate the competition?! Fastion Week makes ponies into monsters?! And those far to fresh and new into it, get slaughtered!? I forbade you to go!?"
 * Charity: "Suri, please! This is my big moment to shine and make you proud! Also, I need the prize money to donate to my diabetic brother in need of insulen! Please, Boxy needs this!"
 * Suri: "I, I, I just don't know, I-"
 * Charity (like Rarity): "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSE!? (Squees with Puppy-dog eyes)"
 * Suri:...(Sighs) Alright. But I'm still not agreeable with this idea. I don't want to lose you like I lost my fiancé.
 * Charity: Everything will be fine, Suri. Trust me.
 * (Suri): And I thought for sure that this Fashion Week would be perfect for her. I saw the designs she created, and they were amazing! I worried that that would cause a risk, but I shrugged it off like it was over-reaction. But by the time it was ready...
 * Prim: People, I'm afraid Ms. Charity won't be here today. I just discovered from her parents that they were told that she... Died of tuberculosis. (Suri and the audience was shocked)
 * (Suri): But I didn't buy that claim for one second! I went to Charity's parents and I found out that they were told to cover up her assassination by the Manehatten FBI.
 * (Rarity): Wait... The FBI had something to do with this?
 * (Suri): Yes, and even I had to stay shut about it. Fashion Week is a hot-spot for murder, and that's why the FBI have to both keep it under control, and cover up any deaths to prevent mass panic. It's like an obligation to them.
 * Suri: And I now realize that all of you have heard this, and that means that... Well, you'll need to have a talk with the FBI about keeping a secret so we won't have ponies freaking out. But I had to tell you this since it's what you need to know.
 * Rarity: "Wait, just to be clear, did the Manehatten FBI themselves assassinated Charity or did something else!"
 * Suri: "SOMETHING ELSE OBVIOUSLY! The FBI is controled by the Celestial Princesses themselves! If they're involved, that means a contender managed to convince something EXTREMELY dangerious to Equestia to kill Charity! Worse then even a Dragon!"
 * Rarity: "..... THAT HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST PILE OF NONSENSE I EVER HEARD!?"
 * Judge Colt: "Actselly Miss Rarity, the Manehatten FBI is a very legit organisation and their intentions, while unfavorably secretive, are for the best intentions."
 * Rarity: "BUT WE DON'T KNOW WHO WAS EVEN THE ONE WHO KILLED THIS CHARITY GIRL!?"
 * Judge Colt: "And sadly, Suri's not much allowed to say who it was. And to avoid upsetting superiors in that agentcy, I won't ask Suri to explain further what happened. I also however, can't risk this being reference in the court data base, Miss Suri. I'm sad to say it has to be remove from record to avoid the FBI censoring this."
 * Suri: ".... I was afraid of that."
 * Crane: Well...Rarity, you need to feel bad for Suri losing a good friend.
 * Rarity: SHE'S A CRIMINAL!! She stole from me and she already claimed to make me look like a copycat. That has to count as being wrong!
 * Suri: I was trying to protect you!
 * Rarity: And to do it, you tried to get my reputation ruined so that I would be humilated and go out of business? Ever thought of THAT?
 * Suri:...Uh...no.
 * Rarity: I'm afraid all you've proven with your testimony is that you are no better than the assassins that get a kick out of Fashion Week!
 * Suri: I swear to Celestia, I meant no harm!
 * Rarity: You meant PLENTY of harm!
 * Judge Colt: Uh...I think she's right, Suri. Your method of protecting her wasn't the best choice.
 * Suri: Well, what was I supposed to do, yell out to the audience that there were killers on the loose? They wouldn't believe me one bit. Not to mention the FBI would be on my tail...literally.
 * Rarity: Oh, really? Well, I have ANOTHER way to prove that you harmed more than you know with your decision. That is Coco Pummel!
 * Crane: Uh, Rarity, only the defense has the power to call people onto the stand.
 * Rarity: Did I SAY I was, Harvey?
 * Crane: Oh, right. Defense calls Coco Pummel to the stand.