The Truth Celestia Hid

Ever wonder how strange it was for Discord to suddenly betray friendship to side with Tirek, but before that, gave the ponies unexpected advice about the keys to the box, and that Celestia didn't seem too emotional about Discord's betrayal at all? You can argue that, she was just being calm and collective about it.... However, thanks to Darkness Qui, it's going to be discovered why. It just so Turns out, Celestia, with Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Discord's parents with the Soothsayer who warned them priorly of Tirek's returned, HAD PLANNED DISCORD TO "BETRAY" EQUESTIA ALL THIS TIME IN A COMPLINCATED, CONTROVERSEAL, BUT SUCCESSFUL HIGH COUNCIL APPROVED CONSPIRITY AGAINST A DARKSPAWN FOR THE GREATER GOOD!? I mean, Tirek didn't even TRIED TO CORRUPT Discord, and yet SUDDENLY Discord just fucked friendship in the ass to be buddies with a Darkspawn who betrayed him anyway?! Wasn't it, remotely strange on how it went down at all?! Turns out, it wasn't just a controverseal tactic to have a Darkspawn stopped. It was also Celestia's own plan to give Twilight a porpose in her role as a Princess. Possability, even all part to further cleanse the evils in Equestia because Celestia has, some emotional scars in light of certain events like The REAL Best Night Ever and many others on how she was a repeated victim of evil time, and time again. Qui and her forced into this assusiates Narcotic, Celisus and QP exposed this to THE ENTIRE UNITED UNIVERSE AND ALL OF EQUESTIA?! Qui's sick, demented plan to get Revenge on Celestia indeffently in Discord's Dilemma and Equestian Idol would be seemed destin to succeed. However, everyone anti-climaticly understands and forgives, to Qui's surprised shock?! Aside from Shen being breifly scoldy, Qui doesn't see any revolts or threats of from higher goverments, like her plan was that of a idiotic saterday morning cartoon villain. This drove Qui to make a rage device to make everyoen made at Celestia for sure! However, Cynder is gonna anti-climaticly ruin that too!

(Here's your revamped not as climatic verson of the original, Tman, NOW are you on board?)