School Secrecy

The Interracial Faculty are left in charge of the school for the first time without aide of any of the Main 7 as they have to go with the Pillars on a mission related to Cheruffus seeing Magmatacus' egg hatching, meaning that Magmatacus is going to be reborn as a new individual and Cheruffus needs all the help he can get. With Barktrot left in in charge, tensions are rather immediate, as none of the interracial faculty members are getting along so well. They often only see each other more as either associates or someone to pity, or in Spoonful and Buzzord's case, a clash of ideologies. Barktrot hasn't exactly gotten along famously with Koningin because of being suspicious of why a huntress was quick to accept being a teacher, given that Koningin keeps feeling shame in when students don't act like her, Yakhalla and Entropy are at odds because of Entropy's rather imprompto ways of trying to cure Yakhalla of his past as the Yakotaur, and Electross and Spiracle try to be peace-keepers, but are often ignored. The Interacial Students noticed this and know exactly what can help them help the facilty build better bonds: Through the enchanted and hidden Tree of Harmony cave in the library which is actually how the Tree of Harmony detects friendship problems and were built from ancient Changeling underground caves which spread below most of Equestria and beyond, explaining their own journey from beneath. With a lot of convincing, the students are able to convince them to go down the hole and let the Tree of Harmony handle the rest. Thus, now the Tree of Harmony, taking the form of Sparkle once more, puts the group into tests of their own: Yakhalla confronting a shadow of the Yakotaur himself, Spiracle facing Labrum once more, Entropy refacing Wicked Dark in her full power, Koningin made to reconfront Apocrypha, Spoonful contending to a personal rival, Buzzord contending with someone he knows from Klugetown he doesn't personally like, Electross facing Toron again, and Barktrot confronting herself as Barkrot, still being an embittered witch and basically argue with herself as a conflict of idealogies begin. All the while, the Interacial Students need to keep a rebelious new student, Clyde Shockerwing, or by the nickname, Party-Hardy, a young wyvern cousin of Sid the Wyvern, who REALLY loves to throw crazy parties, sees the teachers being gone as the perfect excuse to throw a party, as such a thing will not only make them look irresponsible, but get Clyde expelled, which is something they don't want for him even when he doesn't show the qualms of a good friend: irresponsible, manipulative, egotistical, immoral, snoopy, snitching, cynical, racist, and completely drowns out his inner angst with his parties. Can the faculty be able to overcome their problems while the Interracial Students keep the party from turning the school into a big mess and get them all in trouble, and even help rehabilitate the troublemaker Clyde and work out why he's in so much angst, and all on their own since the Lodgers are seeking out the real Apocrypha, and would be stuck on this for a while since even Gazelle has difficulty fighting Apocrypha since he turned out to be a rogue Uniter Summon in that he turned corrupt upon the death of his Uniter Mistress of which the bond was great that his sorrow turned into eternal anger?

Chapter 1: The Latest Mane Six and Lodger Missions/The Bickering Faculty
School of Friendship. Shore and Skyceria's location. Another part of the cave The Clones' Location. Quartz's and Little Dipper's location. Shore's Location Skyceria's Location Quartz' Location. Shore and Skyceria's Location
 * The other inter-racial students were seen traversing the tunnels.
 * Shore: "..... This place is amazing....."
 * Daylight: "Such, wonder and beautiful."
 * Gaster: "(Sarcasticly) Tch, it's so pretty."
 * Caster: "Spoken like a real color."
 * Buster: "But, we're colors too."
 * Gaster: "I WAS BEING SARCASTIC?!"
 * Quartz: "And Twilight and the others don't know about it yet?"
 * Skyceria: "Well, tecnecally Mr. Spoonful came to know about it, but he never had the chance to get a better look."
 * Little Dipper: "Eh. I seen prettier."
 * Gaster: "So, what're we suppose to do, exactly?"
 * Shore: "Well, if my Sandy was right, we're suppose to seperate and win out against whatever the cave of harmony challnages us with."
 * Little Dipper: "So basicly it tries to psycoanalise you?"
 * Skyceria: "Well, that's just a pessimistic way of viewing it. It's more like it tries to understand your inner psyche, your inner termoil. And help you overcome it."
 * Gaster: "Huh. I can take that bet."
 * Shore: "So, let's see if it works. We shall split up into partners. Normally, I have Sandbar, but he's obviously not here. So, I'll take my BFF: Skyceria!"
 * Shore and Skyceria: "(Held hooves) BESTIES?! (Both Giggle!)"
 * Shore: "(Let's go) Anyway, the Clones shall go with eachother, Gaster has his brothers, and Quartz can go with Little Dipper."
 * Little Dippler: "Don't ya think it's abit lopsided to split the teams like that?"
 * Gaster: "I don't think it matters since we have an odd number of people. And that we're only here for fun anyways, so what does it matter?"
 * The group went their seperate ways.
 * The two arrived to part of a cave that looks like a forest and a beach within close prosinity.
 * Skyceria: "How, did we ended up here? I thought we were in the cave."
 * Shore: "Sandbar said that sometimes the caves can change forms to fit the mood of the challnage."
 * Skyceria: "..... Ohhh, then I liked what it did. I'm gonna go check out the trees."
 * Shore: "Sure thing, bestie. And I'll take a swim!"
 * The two seperate to enjoy themselves.
 * Shore was enjoying some swimming, until the water started to get black, as Shore saw this and quickly got back on the beach.....
 * The entire water turned black, as a Helldra rose from it snarling.....
 * Shore: "(Panic attack?!) HELLDRA?! (Slides away as the Helldra gave chase!)"
 * Skyceria looked to see that Shore was in trouble!
 * Skyceria: "Don't worry bestie, help is on the wa- (A figure pounced onto Skyceria in the wall) OW?! HEY?! (Gasps to see that it was the Winger)....."
 * Winger: "..... Finally..... My first winged demon in a long time."
 * Skyceria: "(Fear-riddled) N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no?! It can't be?! (Breaks free and makes a fly for it!)"
 * Winger: "COME BACK HERE, WINGED DEMON?! (Chases after Skyceria!)"
 * Gaster: (Saw this from a vantage point in another part of the cave).... (Did this)
 * Gaster: Do those dumb bitches even know those are manifestations of Winger and a Helldra?
 * Caster: "Well, then that tells me this cave does a good job of looking so real."
 * Buster: "Then I shudder to what we're gonna ran into here?"
 * Gaster: "Ugh. Come on, let's go find a way to get down there and tell them that it's just the fucking cave psycoanalising them."
 * The trio proceeded to walk down, until suddenly the cave began to resemble more as a swamp, as the end of the tunnel was blocked off by a shrine dedicated to a familier Petrifived Tape Worm Staff....
 * Buster: "DUH?! I thought that thing was destroyed-ed?!"
 * Caster: "What's it doing back?!"
 * Gaster: "Relax, you guys, it's the cave trying to freak us out. YO TREE?! I KNOW YOUR TRYING TO TEST US FOR SOME STUPID REASON, SO CUT THAT SHIT OUT?!"
 * ???: "Well aren't we tragicly deluded Changelings?"
 * A parasite riddled Dark Elf showed up.
 * Gaster: "..... Oh that is just SICK, BRO?!"
 * Buster: "It's..... It's him?! It's Yucckus Succamus!"
 * Caster: "But he was suppose to be dead for nearly a millendia ago?!"
 * Yucckus Succamus: "And I see you have found my perfectly repared Staff Worm staff. (Levitated the staff to him)...... And now I have the perfect fools to become part of my fungal zombie army."
 * Caster and Buster shivered in fear as Gaster remained annoyed.
 * Gaster: "FOR FUCK'S SAKE GUYS, HE'S NOT ACTSELLY HERE?! IT'S THE CAVE MESSING WITH US?!"
 * Caster: "He looks real enough to me?!"
 * Gaster: "Remember what the others said! This tree brings to life your biggest personal issues for ya to confront?!"
 * Caster: "What about the Spiders?! They were real?!"
 * Gaster: "That's because they live here, genius."
 * Buster: "But look at him?! He's so scary!"
 * Gaster: "Oh for fuck's sake, do I have to actively proof this yuts is nothing?!"
 * Buster: YEEES!!!!
 * Gaster:... And you guys wonder why I have issues with you- (Yucckus turned into a zombified Caster and Buster)...
 * Zombie Caster: YOU LEFT US BEHIIIIIND!!!!
 * Zombie Buster: BECAUSE YOU HATE UUUUUS!!!! (The three did this)
 * Buster:... Well that's good enough for us.
 * Caster: And it's annoying.
 * Gaster: "HA?! I KNEW IT?!"
 * The Zombies vanished......
 * Caster: ".... Ya know Gast, I think that nosy Hippogrif was onto something, maybe we do still have some issues between us."
 * Gaster: "And MAN do we have to spend ALOT of time with Starlight for it!"
 * The trio went on.
 * Daylight and the other clones travel down the area as it looks vaguely simular to Nefarious' Space Station.
 * Moonbow: "..... Was this a hidden Team Nefarious base at one point?"
 * Applesauce: "Well if it was, it's clear the Tree of Harmony has grown all over it now."
 * Daylight: "Allright girls. Remember what the others said. That it's likely that the caves will test us. So don't be surprised to see a symbol of our past being represented in some way."
 * Giggle: "So like what, Daddy Nefarious and the other Team Nefarious members randomly showing up?"
 * Antique: "Well I don't think not anymore, cause the tree will know we're expecting that, and I think it would OBVIOUSLY try to surprise us in some way."
 * Nefarious: (Pops out) SURPRISE!!!! (They jumped as he cackles)
 * Giggle: "DADDY?! (Pounces onto Nefarious!)"
 * Antique: "..... Not what I was going for, but close."
 * Fairweather: "I think Giggle forgot that we're not in good terms with dad at the moment."
 * Moonbow: "She's kinda mentally younger then us, it can't be help."
 * Nefarious: You're not my daughters, anyway. (Giggle was hurt)...... You're just squishies. Something I only use for it's capabilities. You were disposable to me anyway even if you hadn't betrayed me.
 * Giggle: (Her hair deflated and turned straight)... Really? (The rest of the Clone Six shrugged)
 * Moonbow: NO HORSES***!!!!!
 * Giggle: "But, but, he's our father in that he created us!"
 * Antique: "Well, yes, by a large tecnecallity, but, don't forget that he didn't exactly had noble intentions for us, Giggle. He meant for us to basicly turn Equestria into a robotic paradise!"
 * Daylight: Yeah. He used us. Don't you remember?
 * Giggle:... (Does an Over the Barrel Pinkie rage moment) YOU BIG ROBOT JERK!!!!
 * Nefarious: See, that's why squishies aren't jack to me. They're faulty. Mortal. Whereas machinery and robots are the dominant intelligence.
 * Moonbow: DUDE, YOU'RE NOT SCARED BY THAT?! I ALMOST PISSED MYSELF!!
 * Applesauce: It's a simulation, Moon.
 * Moonbow: Yeah but even a fake Nefarious would leak oil after THAT!!
 * Fairweather: "Or maybe the Tree of Harmony doesn't scare easy."
 * Daylight: How about we just don't question it?
 * Nefarious: ANNIHILATE THEM!!!!
 * Moonbow: Oh, we're SOOOOO scared of your holographic ghost blasts.
 * Nefarious: "THAT'S IT?! I'M GONNA- (Applesauce bucks him away) D'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 * Applesauce: "Adios, Doc!"
 * Quartz and Little Dipper were seen moving about.
 * Quartz: "(She began to notice that the harmony caves began to look more like a dragon cave)..... Notice anything different?"
 * Little Dipper: "I'm guessing that 's the cave setting up a mood for what is likely your ineditable trail."
 * Quartz: "Well I hope it's not like what Smolder went through. I would imagine that it would be HUMILIATING if I had to wear a dress."
 * ???: "Hey Quarter-Pounder!"
 * Quartz fearfully halted, as she looked to see Vemita and her dragon gang.
 * Quartz: "(Gasps)! Oh no?! Vemita?! Zmarts! Garbage and Pail!"
 * Little Dipper: "(Unamused) Is that what the other guys are called?"
 * Zmarts the smart dragon: "Fancy running into you, ya little twerp!"
 * Garbage the Gronkle-Eqsed Dragon: "We was wondering where our target practice went."
 * Pail the Monsterious Nightmare-Eqsed Dragon: "And how stupidly unsurprising you got with ponies again! And in their stupid school no less?!"
 * Vemita: "Just when I thought kicking your sorry ass wasn't fun enough. And now your apart of something that's like Sesime Street-Ajacent?"
 * The Bully dragons laughed!
 * Quartz: "HEY SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO DO OUR SPIECES A FAVOR?!"
 * Zmarts: "Disservice more like it."
 * Vemita grabbed Quartz!
 * Vemita: "..... Who's up for a game of loser ball!"
 * The Bully dragons began to toss Quartz around like a ragdoll!
 * Little Dipper: "...... Aw good grief, Quartz is NOT having a good time here. Uh, Quartz, do you need my help with this, or what?"
 * A growl was heard, as a large golum creature with a cavity shaped like a mouth on a chest was seen.....
 * Little Dipper: "..... Soul Eater, huh?..... (Sarcasticly) Great Alicorns, how terrafying."
 * The Soul Eater beast roared!
 * Little Dipper: "...... I'd be terrifived about having my soul eaten forever and never asending to the afterlife, if I didn't already know that you're just the Tree of Harmony trying to psycoanalsie me."
 * Soul Eater: (Roars in the most frightening display)
 * Little Dipper: (Sarcastically) Ahhhhhh!
 * Soul Eater: (After everything it had failed, it disappeared in frustration)
 * Little Dipper: And curtain.
 * Shore: (Still sliding away from the Helldra) EEEK?! SCARY HELLDRA?! (She leaps underwater and finds some ancient ruins)... Huh? What are the odds I'd stumble upon a Sea Changeling Temple?... (The Helldra appeared roaring and shocked her into swimming away) It's only an illusion, it's only an illusion, it's only an illusion, it's only an illu- (Ran into a wall, which caused some rocks way up on the place to be unstable.) OOF!!!!... Who put that wall there?... (The Helldra approached her) EEP!!!!
 * The Helldra snarled.
 * Shore: (The rocks from the sky collapse after Shore ran into the wall crushing the Helldra)...... HAH!!! IN YOUR FACES!!!! (The Helldra's body vanished).... Ohhhh, right, it's all an illusion from the cave..... Darn, I can't believe I forgot that. AND I WAS YELLING IT BEFORE I HIT THE WALL!!!!!
 * Skyceria was heard screaming!
 * Shore: "(Gasps), Skyceria! I'MA COMIIING!!!" (Swims away as a silhouetted figure was watching)
 * ???:... Ugh, how many more seaponies are going to show up?
 * Winger: (Dubbed as Scorpion) C'MEEEEEEEERRRRE!!! (Skyceria was dodging him comically) GET OVER HEEEEERREE!!!!!!!
 * Skyceria: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!! (She seemingly lost him)...... That was a close one- (Winger surprise attacked while yelling this)
 * Skyceria: MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!! (Shore leapt out of the water and dragged her in, hiding from Winger)...
 * Shore: Seriously? Mommy? Girlfriend, you've got a problem.
 * Skyceria: "(Muffles in suffocation as Shore gave her a bubble to breath in gasping for air)...... SHORE, WINGER'S BACK SOMEHOW AND-"
 * Shore: "Skyceria, it's okay, it's not the real Winger. It's the cave testing us. The Helldra was a fake too. It's like Professor Buzzord's holograms."
 * Skyceria: "..... Oh. Right. It's just, he was so life-like!"
 * Shore: Tree of Harmony in a nutshell.
 * Skyceria:... Is he gone?
 * Shore: Nope. He was a very relentless villain. We'll have to swim around him.
 * Skyceria: Ugh. Don't take it the wrong way, Shore, but I am not much for being underwater. Bubbles getting caught in feathers often looks silly, not to mention it takes forever to dry!.
 * Shore: (Giggles) You kidding? When Sandy's covered in them, it's cute as f***!
 * Skyceria: Are you really giving yourself a lady boner right now? We need to get out of here.
 * Shore: Sorry. (They swam off as the figure was still watching)
 * Quartz was still being messed around by the bully dragons as Little Dipper just flouted there.
 * Little Dipper: "..... Quartz, ya do realised that they're not actselly the real deals, right?"
 * Quartz: "They- Ow- Feel- Ow- Real- TO ME?! OW?!"
 * Little Dipper: "Then ask yourself this: What the hell are those four doing in here then they should be more likely still in the dragon terratories as suppose to be in these caves under a school with a very on the nose name?"
 * Quartz:... Yeah, why am I falling for this? (Grabs Pail by the neck, and slingshots with him to knock the others out and then pail, as the Dragon Bullies fell and vanish into nothing)..... I'll give the cave props for being convincing though.
 * Little Dipper: "Well, I think we saw what it can do, so, let's find the others."
 * Skyceria: (They swam through several temples)...... Wow. There were seapony and/or merpony civilizations underground?
 * Shore: No, they belonged to Sea Changelings. Like Changelings are akin to bugs, they're more akin to crustaceans. Like me, they can maneuver well on land, whether through their extra legs or by shapeshifting. The Tree of Harmony obviously uses what used to be the Changeling Underground to spread it's roots out and find friendship problems.
 * Skyceria: "And it managed to spread this far from all the way in the sisters' castle? That's beyond what even the biggest trees are capable off."
 * Shore: "Well as Sparkle said, the Tree of Harmony's no ordenary tree, and beyond being a "glorifived garden orniment" as the more crude like to call it. It's pretty much a more tamer verson on what the Pillers said happened to Team Nefarious' space station when they made their own tree, but it's not as rampent or disruptive."
 * Skyceria: "Though it's methods to test us leave alot to be desired."
 * Shore: "Gallus discriped the tree's methods as "Tough, Intense, but fair"."
 * Skyceria: "I would kinda have to call making a illution of Winger being back, beyond intesne."
 * Shore: "Well keep in mind that when we get back on land, you will have to confront that test again. Cause if that simulation is like what it's copying, it is very likely to be VERY persisent, like the real Winger. But don't worry. Just remember it's not the real Winger, and you'll be fine."
 * Skyceria: "Well I can't help it. Seeing that crazy ostrich again brings back.... (Winces apawn remembering that first encounter)..... Bad memories."
 * Shore: "Well, I think it's like how the Tree made a simulation of the Helldra. It wants you to come to terms with that pain and moved on. Kinda like how Silverstream was made to re-confront a litterall shadow of the Storm King. Basicly.... This cave wants you to be free from the shackles that fear of the Winger has left on you. That fear, would hold you back."
 * Skyceria: "But the Lougers already made sure that the Winger will lose his memory of who he is."
 * Shore: "True, but what if we would run into another villain with simular abilities and intentions of the Winger. You would end up fearing that villain because of how alike Winger they are, whether directly or indirectly simular. I mean, imagine if you got selected to a friendship problem for any flight capable creature, and that problem is related to a threat based or even so much as vaguely simular to the Winger. You would end up losing your nerve to this villain before he/she would even DO anything. And I think, that's what the tree wants to prevent. To prevent this would-be villain from having power over you."
 * Skyceria:... Good point.
 * Shore: I think this is our stop. (They arrived at the same cave Silverstream and Gallus were in)......
 * Skyceria: You see him?
 * Shore: Not yet. But get ready for-
 * Winger: (Pops out) BOO!
 * Skyceria: AAAAARRRRRGGGH!!!! (Winger slashed only for the blades to pass through her)... Oh... That's right. He's not real. Props for being realistic, though.
 * Winger: GRAAAAHHH, SHUT THE HELL UP AND BE INTIMIDATED BY ME!!!
 * Skyceria:... How about no?
 * Winger: GRAAAAA- (Disappears)
 * Skyceria: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
 * Shore: Well we passed our test. Let's go find the others.
 * Skyceria: And after this, you owe me for getting my wings wet.
 * Shore: "I know a fan store that has this giant move prop fan. It's GREAT for an instint dry."
 * The two walked off as the figure watched one more time...
 * ???: "..... Tch. About time those two got out of my house. (Vanishes)."

Tree of Harmony Caves Entrance Later... Outside. Twilight's castle. Dragon Realms Tri-Corn's Presitation. Later, into the Dragon Guardian Temple. Communications Room. Friendship School. Later... Teacher's Lounge. The Students' dorms.
 * The group had reunited off camera as they came out of the libary's vent gate and meet with the interacial six.
 * Gallus: Wow, you guys got through that faster then we expected.
 * Shore: Yeah. It's like we didn't need to learn anything.
 * Gallus: I know, right?
 * Little Dipper:... Actually, come to think of it... What DID we learn?
 * Skyceria: To never be scared.
 * Little Dipper: And what else?......
 * Caster:...... Kinda about it, actselly. I felt like being spoiled that it wasn't real kinda underminded the exspearience.
 * Little Dipper: Exactly. We learned nothing down there.
 * Silverstream: What're you talking about? Of course you did. You conquered your fears.
 * Little Dipper: Yeah, but that's only because we knew they were not real. You six only learned well because you found out for yourselves. But us? By knowing everything, it sort've defeats the purpose. If this was a test from the School, we'd F ourselves.
 * Gaster: That's what-
 * Little Dipper: Shut up. Guys, we didn't learn anything.
 * Sandbar: Didn't Twilight conquer her fears in the Shadow Realm?
 * Little Dipper: That didn't change anything. She knew those fears were fake. Kinda came from fighting so many fearmongers before to the point it got repetitive. What did you think we were going to learn from all this aside from NOT being afraid?
 * Gallus:......
 * Gallus: (Hitting his head on the wall) THAT, WAS, SO, STUPID!!!
 * Silverstream: ".... I'm confused as to why the Tree humored us if it was pointless."
 * Ocellus: "I, guess it's because it wanted to show we were right about the caves."
 * Little Dipper: "Well that could explain why it didn't tried as hard as when you guys came into it."
 * Gallus: "(Calms down)..... Why am I upset? All I wanted to show is that the caves do some really freaky shit, and all that matters, is that it did!"
 * Skyceria: "Well, yeah. It was suppose to be for deminstraightion purposes anyway, so, it wasn't like it was part of a more serious test."
 * Yona: "We should propbuly get to class now, Professor Buzzord is having us make Jetpacks today!"
 * Gallus: "Which is honestly kinda redundent, because.... Ya know. (Shows his wings) Wings."
 * Ocellus: "Well, not unless there's a situation where wings either won't work or got taken from us, like when Discord would make them vanish."
 * Sandbar: "Also, Jetpacks are freaking cool, dudes and dudettes!"
 * Little Dipper: "I question the plausability of Jetpacks when magical flight is already possable."
 * Sandbar: "Ya might never know, Dips. Just trust in Big Brother Sandbar about this, my metathorical family member."
 * Little Dipper: "I'm like eons older then you."
 * Gallus: "Okay, let's not fool around and get to the Professo- (Tremors) RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Smolder: "(Shaking) Another problem?! Already?!'
 * Everyone got out to the school, and saw that Cheruffus crawled out of the ground!
 * Cheruffus: "SPARKLE AND FRIENDS, I NEED TO SEE YOU?!"
 * Gallus: "...... Did that, giant rock-lobster just talk?"
 * Fluttershy: "That's actselly Cheruffus the Cherufe. He and several others were friends of Magmatacus."
 * Smolder: "No way! You knew him?!"
 * Twilight: "Long story. (To Cheruffus) Welcome to the friendship school, Cheruffus. What do we owe the visit?"
 * Cheruffus: "Forgive me if I'm interupting anything, but I need your help!"
 * Applejack: "Did Lavonius got his hearing back and he's still being a jerk?"
 * Fluttershy: "Are Roger and friends Black Dogs again?"
 * Pinkie: "Is Acktomb still cranky about not ruling a kingdom anymore?"
 * Cheruffus: "No, no, and the last bit is irrelivent to the real problem..... It's Magmaticus' egg! It's-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Stolen?"
 * Rarity: "Misplaced?"
 * Starlight: "Turned into a giant omlet?"
 * Cheruffus: "HATCHING?!"
 * Twilight: "...... (Paniced face) HATCHING?!"
 * Pinkie: "WA-HOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (Confetti everywhere) CONGRADULATIONS ON THE BABY, MR. CHERUFFUS?! (Turns everything into a baby shower) BABY SHOWER?!"
 * Smolder: "..... No offence, Pinkie Pie, but, DON'T BE SUCH A DUNCE?! Trust me! I have an Uncle who's a modern equilent to Magmatacus, Eruptoron! And he said that Magmatacus was BEYOND the most badass of dragons?! His egg hatching is a BIG DEAL?! That means that Magmatacus is being COMPLETELY reborned!  And trust me, as a baby, Ol' Mag was one HELL of a destructive baby?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, yeah, but won't he have a chance to be a good now?"
 * Smolder: "But not before he ends up wreaking shit cause of being a baby! When he cries, it causes mountains to shatter, when he was teething, he caused forest fires, AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE SMELL WHEN HIS DIABERS GET DIRTY?! IMAGINE BRIMSTONE, AND THE SMELL OF BURNING ROTTEN EGGS IN A BURNING TRASH-HEAP?! AND IT GETS INTENSEAFYED TIMES 9000?!"
 * Applejack: "UGH?! Thanks for the unpleasent thought in mah head!"
 * Smolder: "That's not even the worse of it! He once used an Alicorn god, as a binkey, for WEEKS ON END! His bathtimes, caused tidal waves! He treats entire cities, like legos?! A temper tandrum from him, can reshape continents! His first fire, COULD'VE CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING?! He once played the moon, like a bouncy beach ball! He-"
 * Starlight: "OKAY WE GET IT, HE'LL BE A WALKING COOING CUTE DISHASTOR WAITING TO HAPPEN?! SAY, NO MORE?!"
 * Cheruffus: "Uh.... Pretty much why I need help. I was hoping the egg would take at least another millenda to hatch! Maybe a few centauries at best, but, NOW?! I never exactly have a chance for a family when I spent alot of time being Magmatacus' speaker! I don't know the first thing about caring for children!"
 * Starlight: "Well why did ya adopted his egg then!"
 * Cheruffus: "To keep him close! I was hoping that I would come to learn how to handle kids by then! This is too soon?! Please, I need help with this!"
 * Twilight: "Don't worry Cheruffus.  We'll help. We'll get the Lougers involved and-"
 * Oak Golden's voice: "SPARKLE?! IT'S A DISHASTOR?!"
 * Twilight: "Oak Golden Bind?! Wha-"
 * Oak Golden's voice: "IT'S THE GRASSLANDS OF EQUESTRIA?!"
 * Pinkie: "Miss Oak Golden, the correct term is-"
 * Oak Golden's voice: "SPARE ME THE POLLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND JUST GET TO THE MAP?!"
 * Starlight: "..... Excuse us for a minute, Cheruffus, we kinda need to check on something, REAL quick!"
 * The Mane 7 and Spike charged off!
 * Buzzord: "...... If I may ask, Mr. Cheruffus?..... Why are you NAMED like that?"
 * Cheruffus: "Excuse me?"
 * Buzzord: "Why is your name "Cheruffus"? Isn't it abit on the nose for a Cherufe to be named that."
 * Cheruffus: "Look, I didn't choose the name, my parents did, cause, alot of our parents pick names we may not nessersary like. Just, roll with it, okay?"
 * Buzzord: "Fair, fair, I was only asking."
 * The Main 7 arrived and saw the Pillers around the map looking concerned.
 * Twilight: "Starswirl, thank goodness you guys are here, we- (The Main 7 arrived to look in horror to see a giant figure stomping across the Equestrian Glasslands)...."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Okay, either that's an oilyphant on steriods, or the Grasslands are invaded by Kaiju."
 * Rockhoof: "It's worse then that..... This be a Behemoth!"
 * Twilight: "But that's impossable! They were wiped out by the Alicorn gods in the earliest part of their reign for being so destructive!"
 * Starswirl: "There was actselly a vengeful endling that was left in Tartarus, but..... This one..... Feels as if it's worse then that one."
 * Flash Magnus: "Whatever the case, this thing needs to be stop before it either wreaks the Grasslands, it travels to stomp on another land entirely, or worse, it gets to Equestria!"
 * Rockhoof: "Then we need to get to the grasslands at once?!"
 * Starlight: "Uhhh.... Just, one issue..... Magmatacus' egg is hatching."
 * The Pillers became concerned, as does the appearing Oak Golden!
 * Oak Golden: "THAT GIANT OAF'S EGG IS FINALLY HATCHING?!"
 * Starswirl: "..... Well now we're in a serious dilemma! We either come to the grasslands' aide, or contend with Magmatacus' hatching. It's a lose-lose situation that'll leave the lands to suffer gaint destructive forces either way. It'll be IMPOSSABLE to be at both places at once?!"
 * Pinkie: "Or we can just take care of Magmatacus' hatching while we have the Lougers fight the new Kaiju Monster."
 * Silence.....
 * Somnambula: "..... That could work."
 * Spike: "But isn't the communications still wrecked?"
 * Twilight: "Then Spike, it's time to take a letter to Celestia! Let's hope they're in a listening mood this time."
 * Sparx:... You're kidding, right? (A mandrill themed around Slim Jim Randy Savage was seen with stolen money and biting jerky sticks and exploding things)... How much more ridiculous can these Joke Villains get?
 * Mandrill: "SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY?! (Chomps onto another beef jerky and causes an exploudion that sends him flying with the loot)!"
 * Duke: "Yeah, that was Slimmer Jimmy. He was once a tycoon in zootopia for trying to make jerky out of fire eyes for that extra spice in Zootopia, but a chemical accsident left him to end up as.... That."
 * Sandy: "Well HOW in tarnation did he get HERE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, a space port did opened up in Zootopia recently, so there's that."
 * Icky: "Is that why we're chasing after a monkey rip-off of the Slim Jim mascot?"
 * Lord Shen: Yes.
 * ??? 1: NOT MY FINE CHINAS- *Snap* (Massive shatters were heard)
 * ??? 2: NOT MY MIRRORS- *Snap* (More shatters)
 * ??? 3: NOT MY SHIP BOTTLES- *Snap* (More shatters)
 * ??? 4: NOT MY TVs!!! *Snap* (Electric blasts were heard)
 * ??? 5: NOT TIMES SQUARE!!!! *Snap* (Times Square was in electric chaos)
 * ??? 6: NOT MY MANY ICE SCULPTURES, STAINED GLASS WINDOWS, POTTERY, PAINTINGS, AND INCREDIBLY FRAGILE, FLAMMABLE, AND BREAKABLE AAAAART!!! *Snap* (That was all destroyed)
 * Slimmer: I LOVE MYSELF!!!! SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY!!!! (Snaps and blasts off as Squidward looked at the destroyed art, and cried, as Alex looked at the Dragon Realms Times Square and did this)
 * Icky: ".... Yeah, I think we diffently need to send his ass back to Zootopia for this shit."
 * Iago: "NO, KIDDING?! ESPEICALLY SINCE TRI-CORN IS UNVAILING THE NEW GIANT GLASS HOUSE OF TRI-CORN?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Cynder: "..... We REALLY need to get her mother to talk to her about these ECCENTRISITIES?!"
 * Melman: "Well can it be AFTER WE STOP HIM FROM REACHING THERE?!"
 * ???: "Need some help?"
 * The Amazing 9 arrived!
 * Alex: "ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS SHOWED UP?! THAT BASTURD WRECKED TIME SQUARE?!"
 * Super Lion: "Sorry, we were signing a contract agreeing to appear in the upcoming Thanksgiving Parade coming soon. Then we just heard about this Mandrill with explousive reactions to eating Jerky of all things!"
 * Icky: "Guy's from Zootopia and was once a jerky tycoon that went through a freak accsident that has him do THIS now!"
 * Iron Bull: "Well that sounds like we need to stop that before he ruins Tri-Corn's unvailing of the Glass House."
 * Tri-Corn: "(Before the press in front of a very large Glass House) It is with great pride that I unvail, the beautiful and fragly eleigant, Glass House of Tri-Corn. A beautiful work of art that'll become the greatest atthivement in my terms of office and from then after it!"
 * Jamica: "Miss tri-Corn, I kinda have to question the logic of making a litterall glass building."
 * Tri-Corn: "(Away from the micophone) Oh hush up, Jamica, it's not like another crazy super villain of the week is gonna end up- (The glass house was shattered by erupting stones launched by Slimmer as everybody dodged the sharp glass) NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
 * Slimmer Jimmy: SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY!!! *Snap* (Cameras and filming equipment, as well as street lights, shorted out and things blew up)
 * Tri-Corn: YOU SONOVA- *Snap* (Her cybernetics shorted out and she fell unconscious)
 * Jamica: SENATOR!!!!
 * Slimmer Jimmy: SNAP INTO A SLIMMER JIMMY- (Gazelle grabbed his jerky-holding arm)
 * Gazelle: Not this time!
 * Slimmer Jimmy: "..... OMG, Gazelle, I am SUCH a huge fan- (Gazelle punched him, knocking him down!)..... I got punched by Gazelle.... Such an honor. (Faints)......"
 * Icky: "Welp, we may had not been able to save Tri-Corn's latest bad idea, but at least we stopped the guy's destruction."
 * Iron Bull: "But oh MAN, is damage control gonna be HUGE!"
 * TV: "And with Slimmer Jimmy being deported back into Zootopia, the Dragon Realms only have his mess to clean up as extensive repairs are under way. Though it's a personal tragity to Tri-Corn as there would be no saving of her glass house. Made worse that it costed nearly half of a billion dollars in tax payer money. This will be something to remember come the senatorial election for the Dragon Realms, as Tri-Corn has to protect her position from many political rivals, including Jane Doe, a netourious vigilanteisum critic, who would admidiately use these eccentrisities against her."
 * Gilda: ".... Oh yeah, we're DIFFENTLY gonna have to get her mom to talk to Tri-corn about that shit."
 * Monkey: "Espeically if Jane Doe's involved."
 * Lord Shen: "And the other burocrates aren't any favorable. Johnson Crane, a restricter of worlds sharing tec with each other even if they're capable of it, Pork Miles, a hotel tycoon and an apologist to capitalisum abusers, Cransten Crow, a critic to AUU imigrations, Carmichal Foxx, an over-favorer of trade and mass survalence even if at it's most unideal, Daniel Hawkson, a reckless war-profiteer, and let's not forget Wartson Hogsmire, a controverseal ambassitor netourious of trying to buy the secrets of Superiors for govermental useage!"
 * Icky: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on that fatass?! Morons like him are why Superiors are so secretive even to friends! Ugh! I can't imagine what it would be like with him as Senator?!"
 * Sandy: "Hence why I think we need to get More-Corn to help Tri-Corn to shape up her act. We can't risk Tri-Corn be repalced by those not any better."
 * Gazelle: "Well, as much as I am not exactly crazy for Tri-Corn, alot of those other burocrates don't sound muy better. It does seem like Tri-Corn could use some help in cleaning up her standerds."
 * Ignitus: "(Comes) Well I'm afraid that's going to have to be High Council matters, because Equestria-"
 * Icky: "LET ME GUESS?! It's in trouble again, isn't it?! And once again after we JUST dealt with another crazy-ass super villain! Okay, what is it THIS TIME?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Icky: "..... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's just..... It's the arc of this season, it's getting to me."
 * Ignitus: ".... Understandable, but trust me. This one, is VERY impourent."
 * Tai: "A KAIJU APPEARED IN THE EQUESTRIAN GRASSLANDS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "AND THIS IS BLOODLY HAPPENING WHILE MAGMATACUS' EGG IS HATCHING?!"
 * Celestia: "It is just as concerning to me as it is to all of you."
 * Gilda: Ch'yeah, a dragon like him is bound to be a destructive baby.
 * Tai: AAAAND a Kaiju in Equestrian Africa? Did Equestrian Japan declare war with it or something?
 * Celestia: "I don't think it's that easy. This creature is said to be a feared legend in Potamia. Not much is well understood about the creature, but the best the locals can believe is that it's among the remaining endlings of the Behemoths of Equestria."
 * Skipper: "Sounds like we're getting biblical here. Kinda thought the producer wasn't a fan of relijustus reference."
 * Boss Wolf: Encountering a biblical creature doesn't exactly mean that. In fact, Behemoths and Leviathens have been given NON-relijustus origins and reasons to exist BEFORE.
 * Celestia: "Besides the point. Lougers, while Twilight Sparkle, her friends and the Pillers tend with Magmatacus' hatching, you need to deal with this creature and keep it from doing more harm."
 * Shifu: "Well given that there are two titanic problems at hand, I understand the need to have us deal with one problem while they tend with another."
 * Mantis: "Also, GLAD we are spared from the horrors of raising a giant baby dragon! I would not like going through that!"
 * Celestia: "We hope you arrive soon, Lougers."
 * All of the Main 7 were preparing their things in Twilight's office.
 * The factily arrived.
 * Yakhalla: "You had called for us, Sparkle?"
 * Twilight: "Yes. You guys were exactly what I needed. Due to the fact that all of us would be needed to deal with a baby Magmatacus, and believe me, Cheruffus and the Pillers are gonna need ALL the help they'll get. That means we're gonna need Starlight's help for strong soothing spells, and we'll need Spike to come with us because-"
 * Spike: "I, know a thing or two about baby dragons, being one myself. Well, baby dragon-ish since I am maturing now. But I might know some dos and don'ts about Baby Dragons."
 * Twilight: "(Rolls her eyes bemused) Well, that, and from when you raised Peewee."
 * Spike: "Oh, right. That too."
 * Buzzord: "..... And, what does that have to do us?"
 * Twilight: "Well, basicly, because Starlight has to go with us, we need to find someone else to run the school for us. And what better way to ask one of you to watch over the school for us."
 * Spoonful: "Why, Miss Sparkle, we'd be delighted to-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "AHEM! Keyword: ONE, of you. Not ALL of you."
 * Olhar: "...... So, is it because I'm the new guy, am I automaticly disquilifived because of it?"
 * Twilight: "(Brings up a chart) Abit ahead of my presintation, but yes. Sorry Olhar, like you said. You're still rather recent."
 * Olhar: "Yeah, figures."
 * Twilight: "Back to the matters at hand. After careful consideration, we waighed the pro and cons of each of you. As Olhar prematurely brought up, he's a confident defender, but he's too new to the school to be trusted with a respondsability JUST yet. Yakhalla is great at magic and is well loved by students, but your insecurities with your past, held you back. (Yakhalla sighed sadly but not surprised.) Spiracle has the greatest exspearience of being a good caretaker, but given that he has ALOT of culture classes today, balencing both that and running the school would be straining. (Spiracle sighed disappointed). Entropy is a master organisiser, but.... Well, even with the Students liking Discord, alot of them would be weary of another Draconequus running the school, even if it's one they know well enough. (Deadpan) Discord's stunts REALLY left a bad taste in their mouths."
 * Entropy: "Tch, saw that coming a mile a minute."
 * Twilight: "Koningin is firm, strong, and disapleaned, but alot of us don't feel comfirtable with her having alot more power. She might end up turning the school into a millaterry camp."
 * Koningin: "Must you be of little faith with me, Sparkle?"
 * Barktrot: "Given your methods, I'd be surprised if she blindly trusted you the position."
 * Koningin: "Don't start with me, nature witch! You have been on my case since the Hollow Shades!"
 * Twilight: "Ahem! Anyway, Spoonful is very knowledgeful and has shown phenoninal teaching."
 * Spoonful: "Oh Miss Sparkle, I am honored by this, I-"
 * Twilight: "But you are GREATLY held back by being abit..... Well, to put it politely..... Too atypical as a teacher."
 * Applejack: "She means your too boring for the students. Like, E.E.A. rulebook boring...."
 * Spoonful: "..... Alas, my very school Etiquette and proper standerds, played the fickle friend, once more."
 * Twilight: "And Buzzord..... I mean, your very popular with the kids, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut....... Do I really need to say it?"
 * Buzzord: "(Deadpan) I get it, I'm a walking flight risk. I already got enough of that from all of Kludgetown. Move, on!"
 * Twilight: "And then we have Electross, who has been a very relieable teacher here."
 * Electross: "Oh thanks, I-...... What's the catch?"
 * Twilight: "Well...... Ordenarly you are without flaws, but, there was that thing about you helping Buzzord in an un-autherised mission to Doldrumsta, even if it was successful and in how it helped us. We're given the impression that if you were encharged, ya might end up doing another unautherised mission."
 * Electross: "..... (Sighs), Darwin DID warned me that was gonna bite me in the butt. I get it, I screwed up big time. Just, figured I'd offer alternative means of travel."
 * Twilight: "So, with alot of you made insuitable for various reasons, we felt that the best teacher for the position, is Barktrot. Because she is the most respondsable, exspearienced, firm but fairest, has a fair amount of respect from students, has his past well settled, and can handle multitasking since she's both a teacher AND the school nurse."
 * Barktrot: "Well, it helps that I only have two or three classes planned today."
 * Koningin: "..... Sparkle, I don't disgaree with why you deemed Barktrot a suitable contemporary, but don't forget what I said about her being on my case."
 * Buzzord: "Also...... She's abit of an embittered-....... Witch."
 * Rarity: "Well yes, she does have abit of a, pessimistic personality, but she is more of the level-headed one of the group, when the rest of you (Points to Yakhalla) still have a troubled past to sort out, (Points to Spiracle) Have too much on your plate, (Points to Entropy) Would bring up reminders of salty old wounds, (Points to Koningin) Are either too intense, (Points to Spoonful) Abit of a bore, (Points to Buzzord) Dangeriously eccentric, (Points to Electross) Or because you need to either re-earn trust, (To Olhar) Or still need to earn it to begin with. Now keep in mind that it's nothing against all of you, because keep in mind that we talked long and hard about this and it all came down to to what has been desided."
 * Spoonful: "..... (Sighs)..... We understand your decidtion and respect it."
 * Yakhalla: "And it will not be our place to judge."
 * Twilight: "Thank you. Just as much as we trust Barktrot to keep the place running, we trust you guys will keep the students safe."
 * Spiracle: "That much we will promise. We wish you luck with the rebirthed Magmatacus."
 * Both the Van and the Blue Yonder commendered by the Ponies are seen flying off to seperate adventures.
 * The Interracial Students looked on....
 * Gallus: "..... Welp. That's TWO adventures we're missing out on."
 * Smolder: "Kinda sucks that we don't get to see baby Magmatacus, nor the freaky beast screwing up the grasslands for that matter."
 * Shore: "The correct term is "Potamia"."
 * Smolder: "I get it! Point is, it still sucks either way."
 * ???: "In all fairness, young ones. (Koningin was walking in)..... You were not yet ready for neither event..... Magmatacus as an infint is not a challnage for the faint-hearted folks not prepared to handle a littterally big baby. But the one the lougers are going to.... (Closes her eyes in bitter sadness and anger as she fought back tears, as if remembering something)...... I wished those fools brought me along?!"
 * Smolder: "...... And, why's that? Are ya homesick?"
 * Koningin: "(Realises that she is dangeriously close to confess).... Uh, yes..... I miss my homeland. And, to hear about a giant monster attacking, it, makes me uneased...... I, should go to the teacher's lounge. (Koningin left)....."
 * Gaster: "..... Everyone else caught that the antelope is hiding something?"
 * Caster: "We have to be like Buster to not caught that."
 * Buster: "HEY?!"
 * Little did the Students realised that Barktrot was listening in secret.
 * The factily were seen enjoying a regel room with a concession stand, a coffee and tea machine, indoor foundton, and pictures of historical ponies and other races hanged in frames.
 * Electross was sitting with Spiracle, Buzzord with Spoonful, Yakhalla with Entropy and Olhar, and Koningin was sitting alone on fancy dining tables, where the assisents get a table of their own.
 * Barktrot arrived and sat with Koningin....
 * Barktrot: "...... Koningin...... I am someone who can read people very well."
 * Koningin: "Begone, nature witch."
 * Barktrot: "I am typically capable to understand their motives well."
 * Koningin: "(Abit annoyed) I said, be, gone!"
 * Barktrot: "Here me out...... Yakhalla is here for redemption...... Spiracle's here for a new purpose...... Entropy's reasons are for coping about Wicked Dark..... Spoonful's here to spread his knowledge around...... Buzzord....... Is here because he litterally has nowhere else to go. Electross is here because the students need to understand outworlder culture. I'm here to put my talents to proper use. And Olhar...... Well, he litterally has nothing better to do. But you? What reason would a talented sport hunter and warrior have to gain from becoming a physical educator, even when you seem to lack proper empathy for the students. Even when a Bugbear nearly got to maul one of them?!"
 * Koningin banged the table angerly, getting everyone's attention, even the normally ignorent to reality Buzzord......
 * Koningin: "(Angerly) I am here, per request of my good friend Zecora, witch?!"
 * Barktrot: "..... But that's about it. Why accept it? Being a teacher is a great far cry to the thrill of capturing and subduing beasts. And you clearly admit satisfaction about how "Weak" you had deemed the students. Apart from Miss Smolder, you often look at the others as if you are embarrised by them. Without proper context, I would just assume that your only doing this because you wanted to respect a friend's wishes and that otherwise you would not care for this place."
 * Koningin flipped the taple over on the side and plowed Barktrot right into the wall!
 * Koningin: "DO NOT BRING MY LOYALTY INTO QUESTION, WITCH!? COMTEMPORARY LEADER OR NOT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO PASS JUDGEMENT ON ME?!"
 * Barktrot: "THEN ADMIT YOUR REASON BEHING HERE?! ENLIGHTEN ME OF YOUR INTENT?!"
 * Koningin: "(Backs off from Barktrot).... I don't need to explain myself to you, witch!"
 * Barktrot: "Then I will only assume that you have little care for the students."
 * Koningin: "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK?! YOU EMBRACED DARK MAGIC TO APPEASE YOUR FATHER'S WISHES, ONLY TO FAIL HIM, AND SOMETHING ABOUT MISSING OUT ON BEING A HEALER?! "
 * Barktrot: "..... Allow me to explain. Being from both a healer mother and a powerful souceror for a father, I was met with High Expectations. I was expected to be both. When I accepted Dark Tree Magic and created my familier, everything fell apart for me. I suffered exile and bitterness because of my failure. But those good hearted younglings came to me for help when a mistake of my own doing came back, and it allowed me a chance for a better life."
 * Koningin: "What does admiting that have to do with this?"
 * Barktrot: "Because I feel confident enough to talk about my past among those that had blights of their own. I am only calling you out for not feeling comfirtable about admiting yours."
 * Koningin: "BECAUSE MY REASONS, ARE MY OWN?!"
 * Electross: "(Tries to get between them) Ladies, ladies, you're BOTH beautiful, now please calm down-"
 * Koningin: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, ALIEN?!"
 * Spiracle: "Misses Barktrot and Koningin, this is not a productive discussion-"
 * Barktrot: "I fight my own battles, Changeling!"
 * Buzzord: "Tch, ya see, this is what I'm talking about! Barktrot is ALWAYS such an unpleasent sort! Why did Sparkle pick her?"
 * Spoonful: "Oh don't act as if your the superior choice, at least Barktrot isn't trying rampent exspeariments!"
 * Buzzord: "Spoony, can you NOT START WITH ME?!"
 * Buzzord and Spoonful began to argue!
 * Yakhalla: "(Disfond of the argueing and just sat there miserable)....."
 * Entropy: "...... Okay, I am tired of you just sitting about and moping! Time to be a real Yakotaur and-"
 * Yakhalla: "(Triggered) DON'T EVER SAY THAT WORD?! (Gets into fetal position) BAD MEMORIES?! NOTHING BUT BAD MEMORIES?!"
 * Entropy: "..... Uggghhh."
 * Barktrot, Koningin, Buzzord and Spoonful began arguing as Yakhalla started to cry as Entropy tried to get him to toughen up, as Spiracle and Electross were helpless to stop all this!
 * Olhar: "..... I'm going to finish coffee in my room. (Leaves)....."
 * The Assisents looked on.....
 * Pines: ".... Yeesh. I seen married couples that fight less then these guys."
 * Igmar: "That's what happens when conflicted egos enter a contest of wills..... It always ends dishastorious."
 * Kurtle: "..... I don't like seeing them fight. I think Olhar had the right idea."
 * Aloe: "Yeah, they're gonna be like that for awhile, so, let's just go."
 * Vertex: "If only there was a way to get them to get along as friends. I mean, Spiracle gets along great with Electross, but the others?.... It feels like the students are more adults then THEM!"
 * The assisents leave dishearted by the arguing factily, as the interracial students were overhearing the arguing with concern.
 * Gaster: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?
 * The Factily look to see the students....
 * Koningin: What are you doing here, young ones? It's curfew.
 * Gaster: Oh, and tell me, how can we stay in curfew when we can hear your bickering from our dorms?!
 * Ocellus: He's right. Where'd this all come from?
 * Barktrot: Well, I was simply asking why Koningin why she's here and it seems like I can't trust her since she doesn't trust us enough to share her past.
 * Shore:... She said she was homesick.
 * Barktrot: That's not plausible enough to be believable. There's a deeper meaning to this. There must be a reason for not feeling pride for the students that don't do well in her class. So, I'm sorry to do this to you, but until you confess and prove we can trust you, your classes are cut.
 * Koningin:..... EXCUSE ME?!
 * Barktrot: I know you heard me.
 * Koningin: OH, I SEE HOW IT IS!!! You judge me for not sharing something personal and private. Why don't you look into my diary while you're at it? Maybe this was to protect you. I thought Applejack taught you that some truths aren't meant to be known, for their own sake or safety.
 * Spiracle: Well this information, if it was so sensitive, could bring said danger to your doorstep and therefore us. (Koningin was shocked)
 * Barktrot: He has a point. The Louger'sPotamian mission is indeed connected to you. Don't deny it, I heard you lementing that they should've taken you, and I know several young witnesses that can vouch for me.
 * Ocellus: "We don't nessersarly want to get involved, but, objectively speaking, and not meaning to pick sides, she's right."
 * Barktrot: And by keeping it a secret, you've unintentionally put the entire school in potential danger. That's why we can't trust you. Therefore you are not allowed to teach until you come clean.
 * Koningin: URRRGGGHHH, SO YOU'RE GOING TO DENY STUDENTS LIKE THEM THEIR CHANCE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES?! REMIND ME AGAIN WHY TWILIGHT PUT A DARK NATURE WITCH THAT EVEN WE CAN HARDLY TRUST IN CHARGE?!
 * Electross: "Well, Yakhalla has every severe stress issues, Spiracle has alot of work for culture classes, Entropy would remind students of Discord's stunts, your problems go without saying, Koningin, since we're talking about you, Spoonful's kinda dull, Buzzord..... We'd be here all day if I psycoanalise him. I'm being punished, and Olhar's the new guy. Kinda not hard to see why Barktrot's the relitively better choice."
 * Koningin: "..... That wasn't meant to be a question that needed an answer!"
 * Electross: "I know. Just thought you needed a RETORICAL remidner for that RETORICAL question."
 * Koningin: "..... AM I SERIOUSLY BEING TURNED AGAINST BECAUSE SOMETHING A NATURE WITCH HAD SAID?!"
 * Barktrot: You should watch your tongue and respect my choices.
 * Koningin: WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN ABILITY TO DEFEND YOURSELF!!! I MUST REMIND ALL OF YOU THAT BARKTROT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THE MEAN SIX!!!
 * Spiracle: Don't change the subject, Koningin.
 * Buzzord: No, she's right. I mean, Starswirl did say that the Mean Six did some things to the Tree of Harmony that he had to clean up. Some of which are still being cleaned up to this day.
 * Spoonful: Ignore him, he doesn't know what he's saying.
 * Buzzord: WHAT?!?
 * Spoonful: "Oh be honest Buzzord, you're only siding with Koningin because you and Miss Barktrot aren't exactly a bright exsample of Kinship! You otherwise wouldn't really defend Koningin's secretive ways."
 * Buzzord: "I wasn't trying to take a side, I was only agreeing that Barktrot is being a pot calling the kettle black, I'm a neutrol 3rd party in all this!"
 * Spoonful: "Be that as it may, you are underminding Barktrot's intention to get Koningin to be honest about her reasons being her!"
 * Buzzord: "I DIDN'T MEANT TO DO THAT?!"
 * Spoonful: "As typical of you, you never meant for everything in your legacy of bad luck to occure as it did! You never meant for gaining a reputation that left you netourious in Kludgetown as a happless destructive fool?! Even Verko feared you?! You were close to being exiled for a reason, Mr. Rackpot?!"
 * Buzzord: "At least I'm among the few honest folk left in that decrepted wreak!"
 * Spoonful: "SO AM I, YOU WALKING DISHASTOR ZONE?! (Cozy returned after being bruised and overheard them) And I am only honestly saying, that whether what you had intended, YOU WERE UNDERMINDING BARKTROT?!"
 * Buzzord: "WELL THE INTENTION WASN'T TO SUPPORT KONINGIN ENTIRELY, IT'S ONLY TO POINT OUT THAT SHE HAS A POINT ABOUT BARKTROT BEING NO BETTER?!"
 * Koningin: Even with your lack of proper alligence, Buzzord, I appresiate the help reguardless. For all we know, she knew about that since she came to the school, and never told us. You know, 'for our own sake or safety'?
 * Barktrot: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF SUCH?!? NOBODY HAD CONTROL OF THOSE CLONES, NOT CHRYSALIS, NOT NEIGHSAY, NO ONE?! ESPESICALLY NOT ME?! Whatever those dopplegangers did, could NOT be helped until after the fact!
 * Koningin: "Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but weren't you the one who gave Chrysalis the ability to make them to begin with?"
 * Barktrot: "BUT I HAD WARNED HER THAT HER CURRENT PLAN HAD NO GARRENTIE OF SUCCESS?! The stupid insectiod refused to listen like the idiot she is."
 * Koningin: Fair point. But it doesn't spare you from complete scrutany. Even if the vulture didn't had a desire to side with me, what he said about Starswirl and the Tree doesn't seem to speak kindly about you.
 * Electross: Well, thing is Koningin, nothing serious ever came from that. For all we know, it could be just left over engery from those clones. Nothing grave ever came from neither times those clones showed up, so far.
 * Koningin: "Does it matter if anything came from it afterwords? The fact of the matter is that she is NOT one to judge me for not wanting to talk about something that SHOULDN'T be made to be known."
 * Barktrot: DON'T LISTEN TO HER!!! SHE'S JUST TRYING TO PUNISH ME FOR CANCELLING HER CLASSES!!
 * Buzzord: Maybe, but she brought up good points.
 * Spoonful: "NEUTROL 3RD PARTY MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Oh stop being a prick?!"
 * Barktrot: "..... Koningin, you can use my past to shame me all you want, BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE TO BE ALLOWED TO KEEP SECRETS?! As comtemporary leading caretaker of this school, you are to fess up now, or the removeal of your classes will stay in effect until Sparkle comes back! And keep in mind. Alot of time will be dedicated to tend to a reborned Magmatacus. It might be december by the time they would come back!"
 * Koningin: Oh, it's not like we all have secrets we don't share for one reason or another. We all seem to have some 'school secrecy' around here.
 * Deadpool's voice: "(Like Peter Griffin) AH, AH, SHE SAID IT?!"
 * Barktrot: ".... You know, Koningin, you are starting to dupe and/or frustraight me?! I do not appresiate you keeping a dangerious secret?!"
 * Koningin: "Oh how can it be dangerious!? Apocrypha is miles from here?!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Wait, who's Apocrypha?"
 * Koningin realised her mistake......
 * Barktrot: "..... I, knew it. Do you have a history with the behemoth loose onto Potamia? This, "Apocrypha", if you will?"
 * Koningin: "I DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU, WITCH?! RIGHT BUZZORD?!"
 * Buzzord: "Screw that, I'm legitamently curious now!"
 * Spoonful: "Ya know, you're not very good at being a "Neutrol 3rd Party"."
 * Buzzord: "Hey, I just told you to stop being a prick!"
 * Entropy: "(Dressed as a Gangster) Okay sister, start talking up the good stuff. Who's Apocrypha and why ya so worked up about him, Doll?"
 * Yakhalla: "Koningin, please, if this is troubling you, please be honest."
 * Electross: "Yeah, ya may as well fess up, because this'll only end in more arguements if you don't go along."
 * Spiracle: "Koningin, confess. What is your history here?"
 * Koningin: "...... (Angerly closes her eyes while a tear got loose)...... I don't need to explain ANYTHING, TO ANY OF YOU?! IS PRIVACY NOT SACRED IN THIS SCHOOL?!"
 * Barktrot: "In all fairness, I am only trying to make sure you don't have an ultieror motive behind this school! Because if you do, YOU WOULD COMMIT AN ACT OF PROVING NEIGHSAY ACCREATE?! IN THAT YOU AIM TO WEAPONISE FRIENDSHIP AGAINST THIS APOCRYPHA?! If so, then be informed that the Friendship school IS NOT FOR YOU TO TURN CHILDREN INTO CHILD SOLDIERS AGAINST A BEHEMOTH?! But if you give me context AS TO WHY you would do so, like, if this beast did something PARTICULARLY awful, then I will promise to ease my current judgement on you if it's that. Fail to this, and I will only assume that you are either obcessed with hunting this creature, or potaintionally, THAT THE CREATURE IS YOUR MASTER?!"
 * Koningin was shocked by the last accusation......
 * Koningin: "...... You, would dare accuse me, of being in service to that, MONSTER, AFTER WHAT THIS BEAST HAD PUT MY FAMILY THROUGH?!"
 * Barktrot: "Then explain yourself and your motivations behind-"
 * Koningin: "NO?! BECAUSE OF YOUR ACCUSATION, I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU?!"
 * Barktrot: ".... Okay, fine! Then I'll just assume that you're a reckless hunter that wants to capture a Behemoth for glory and kill it for fame! And you likely want to turn these students, Smolder included, into your co-hunters to risk their life, limbs and neck to help you kill a giant malmagination of grasslandian creatures?! You had shamed Zecora's wishes for you to help Equestria fix the world by using this school for your desire to self-indulge yourself in the glory of killing a Behemoth?! This school was meant to heal a neglected world rampaged by maniacs and suffering, not to contribute into it?!"
 * Koningin: "(Pulled out her spear as she started to cry) YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT ZECORA?!"
 * Barktrot: "In fact, DOES SHE EVEN KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU?!"
 * Koningin: "(Was about to attack with her spear, but stopped herself)..... JUST LEAVE ME BE?! (Trots away upset!)....."
 * Barktrot: "...... Everyone, we're going to need to get Olhar. We would need his magic to subdue that potaintional traitor."
 * Yakhalla: "Your sure she doesn't just want to keep her privatcy?"
 * Barktrot: "(Sighs regretfully and sadly)..... Until I know for sure WHAT is wrong with her, neither of us can afford to trust her with this school, reguardless of our own feelings on the matter. Be ensured that I don't really want to believe this about her, what I said was to provoke her to confess. I underestimated her stubbern will to keep quiet."
 * Buzzord: "Besides, we all want to know what this is all about!"
 * Electross: "Not to mention that if she is actselly a threat, then we can't afford to let this get linked to the E.E.A. members. That'll risk Neighsay being popular with those guys again!"
 * Spoonful: "I also don't think we would want to tell University on this. Espeically if we don't really know if Koningin is a deceiver in some way!"
 * Barktrot: "Now come on. Let's go to Olhar and ask for his aide to capture Koningin and get the truth out. (The group proceed to leave as they walked by the students)..... I'm sorry you had to see that. Please, return to your dorms, we'll handle this. (Leaves)....."
 * Gallus: "..... (Quietly) Guys..... We're gonna need the Cave's help with this mess."
 * Silverstream: "(Quietly) Agreed. Tomorrow Morning, we're gonna need to capture all of the facilty, and keep Olhar from getting involved."
 * Shore: Guys, are you sure that's a good idea?
 * Silverstream: You saw what happened! They turned on each other like a pack of sharks during a frenzy. If we don't do something, they might turn away from the School, or ruin themselves.
 * ???: Can we help with that? (The assistants arrive)
 * Yona:... You want to help us?
 * Aloe: Well this is the biggest of a series of arguments they've been having recently. The past few weeks, they haven't been agreeing with one another.
 * Vertex: Nope. This Monday, Spiracle got into a disagreement with Twilight about keeping Cozy Glow around. He was very upset with what she did in regards to O'Hardknocks, among other incidents.
 * Cozy got super nervious!
 * Cozy: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but I thought he was over that!"
 * Vertex: "Well, he was, but then he ended up thinking about it again when you gave an epic pot-shot to Buzzord because of what occured with Starswirl and that outhouse."
 * Pines: Spoonful has been bitter about the racial artifacts being here since Labrum. He feels like he can't accirately protect the artifacts with otherwise great security undermined by a stupidly easy password.
 * Igmar: The confiscation of the outhouse got Buzzord under more surveillance, and by Olhar espeically until he can be given assitents he would listen to properly and are capable to point out problems without upseting him, and thus, he complained he couldn't think freely without Olhar going Big Brother on him. He felt like getting the lougers trust on being able to make his dimentional traveling pocket watch was a fickle reward.
 * Kurtle: Well, I hear Mr. Macabre is still under the impression he's hardly trusted because of his species.
 * Gallus: "That has more to do with what Discord did then that."
 * Kurtle: "Fair point, but he's unhappy about it reguardless. He often has to go to someplace private to release stress via causing chaos, often inside other dimentions. I never knew a Draconequus can feel depressed."
 * Igmar: "Well he was originally a pony first, let's remember that. He only ENDED UP as a Draconequus thanks to, unfortunate events."
 * Aloe: Yakhalla has some serious disagreements with Koningin about keeping the relics and about how having them is beneficial to magic class, though Koningin thinks that they're better off back in some secret vault in Canterlot, and Spoonful is caught in the middle of their disbute.
 * Igmar: "And Electross-...... Well, virtually, he's problem free. But he does try to play the peacekeeper with the others, and often fails. Though I do here he admits that he wishes his son and daughter and a chap named Darwin are with him more often and not mostly at Hayfield 64. I do suspect that Electross could be homesick."
 * Skyceria: Well, it's not actselly that much better with Barktrot, even if she's abit more level-headed and alot of other things Twilight and friends said. We overheard that Barktrot isn't trusted much either for reasons like the possibility of dealing with darkness left by the Mean Six in the Tree of Harmony without telling anycreature.
 * Vertex: I know, right? It's obvious that even if it's true, it never became a serious problem as of now, if ever! It's ridiculous! How can they be good teachers if they keep doing this? Well it ends tomorrow. We want to help.
 * Gallus: "We appresiate this guys, but we have to be careful. Lightvine is litterally pretty much her extra eye. She's connected to that thing and can see what it sees. Why, when we try to first find her, she actselly knew we were coming thanks to that thing. We were lucky we were able to get to her sense of reason, or else we would've been in more trouble then when that Helldra showed up."
 * Igmar: "Well yes, that is the OBVIOUS problem, but it's not the sole one. There's also the matter of getting the others to those caves to begin with. Yakhalla is virtually always studing magic almost relijustusly, Spiracle is always proactive in culture class, Entropy would be impossable to trick as a Draconequus, Koningin.... Is obviously far from a listening mood, Spoonful's too smart for any would be trick, Professor Buzzord is too..... Well, he can be difficult to negosiate AND understand sometimes. Electross will question any suspitious behavior, and most of all, there is the fact that Olhar will be very proactive in his job as security. I understand that he is overtly professional and is rarely ever seriously talked out of doing his job."
 * Sandbar: Well is there a way to convince Lightvine to get in on this? I'm sure he'd understand... Or is it a she?
 * Quartz: "Well tecnecally since Lightvine's made of energy, tecnecally speaking, Lightvine doesn't have a gender persay."
 * Igmar: "Well doing so would be difficult anyway because one, it is a light energy creature that becomes a tattoo that rests on Barktrot, and second, talking to it would risk inadvertingly telling Barktrot about what we aim to do. I think the more preferable action is to put a familier disabling hex so Barktrot can't access Lightvine so easily."
 * Smolder: "And how are we gonna learn that on short-notice?"
 * Cozy Glow: "..... Mr. Yakhalla keeps a collection of hexes and jinxes, if, that helps."
 * Little Dipper:... Well it's worth a shot.
 * Gallus: "So it's a plan then. When Barktrot goes to sleep, we get the book and use the hex. Then tomorrow, we'll get right to work."
 * Aloe: Let's wish ourselves luck that this plan of yours works out.

Chapter 2: The Faculty Taken Into Harmony Caves/Enter Clyde "Party-Hardy"
The Next Morning Barktrot's room. Meanwhile... School of Friendship Entrance Koningin's gym. Yakhalla's Class. Spiracle's Classroom.
 * The Majority of the factily arrived to the teacher's lounge tired and exhausted.
 * Yakhalla: "(Yawns). Morning everyone. I assume Barktrot made you all worked overnight as well."
 * Spiracle: "Indeed. All this fuzz over Koningin's past. I really need to try some of that Cough-Fee."
 * Entropy: "It's prounced (Brings down the word) Coffee."
 * Spoonful: "You can have that cruder breverage. I'm more imparisal to tea."
 * Buzzord: "Usually the only time I stayed awake was when I am working on a grand invention."
 * Electross: "I noticed Olhar and Barktrot are not here yet...."
 * Yakhalla: "Likely the two are discussing on how to locate Koningin. Now let's all focus on coffee and today's breakfest."
 * A scream was heard!
 * The remaining factily freaked out!
 * Buzzord: "GREAT GOOGLELY MOOGLELY?!"
 * Spoonful: "What in the BLAZES?!"
 * The group made a run for it!
 * Barktrot was seen looking at a mirror as the camera was on the un-tattoed side of her face as she was hyperventling!
 * The Other factily broked in!
 * Buzzord: "(Pulls out an over-sized self-made raygun) EN GUARDE, VILLAIN?!"
 * Yakhalla: "Miss Barktrot, what is wrong?!"
 * Barktrot looked at the group and reveiled that her Lightvine tattoo has turned from whitish yellow to grey.
 * Buzzord: "..... Oh hey, did you get a new tattoo?"
 * Electross: "I, think that's suppose to be Lightvine, but, it looks...... Off."
 * Yakhalla: "..... That's a familier disabling hex! A speical kind of hex that can disable magical familiers."
 * Spoonful: "But who would do such a thing?"
 * Barktrot: "...... This is CLEARLY Koningin aiming to do some petty revenge?!"
 * Entropy: "Yeah, not sure of Antelopes can do magic."
 * Barktrot: "They can be like anichent yaks! They CAN do hexes and curses?!"
 * Yakhalla: "But only if they're the right breed for it. And since Koningin is clearly more on the warrior side, she would have NO magical understanding."
 * Barktrot: "Then explain my face!"
 * Buzzord: "Well, it's very ungulate in nature, of the Chordata Phylum, of the Mammalia class, the order of Artiodactyla, the Infraorder Pecora, of the family Cervidae, of the mytical race Peryton."
 * Silence......
 * Barktrot: ".... Not what I meant, idiot! I meant as in, HOW DID MY FAMILIER GOT HEXXED?!"
 * Electross: "Okay, let's all pretend that this is somehow Koningin's doing. How in the world would she be able to do this?"
 * Spoonful: "Hmmm...... Yakhalla, would you happen to have any books related to these sort'of hexes?"
 * Yakhalla: "Well, I am the magic class teacher, so yes, I process many."
 * Entropy: ".... Welp, there you go. Mystery solve. Koningin took one of Yakky's books and gave ya the hex.... Somehow. Likely through a magical student's aide. No problem, just remove it."
 * Barktrot: "It's a very high-level hex! Only the caster or Alicorns greater then even the Celestial sisters can remove this!"
 * Entropy: "Okay, well, would you like me or Yakky to help with that?"
 * Barktrot: "Again, hight level hex, that VERY strong aliorns or the caster can be able to remove! This is beyond BOTH of your abilities."
 * Buzzord: "Well, is it uh, periment?"
 * Barktrot: "Only for as long as the caster WISHES it so."
 * Electross: "Well there you go. Just go find the kid who did it and get them to reverse it."
 * Barktrot: "But that's the problem. Koningin likely threaten or blackmailed the poor soul to keep quiet and keep a vow of silence. He/she will NOT come forth!"
 * Buzzord: "Well short of starting a witch hunt, I don't see how we can figure out that student."
 * Barktrot: "..... My best shot is finding Koningin. I'll make her reveil the student she strong-armed into doing this, and then get this reverse. Afterwords, I WILL ask Twilight to reconsider letting Koningin being allowed to stay her after this stunt!"
 * Spiracle: "You know, she's the same antelope that refuses to talk about her past, it's likely she'll deflect any demand to have this reverse. And even then, what would she have to gain from this?"
 * Barktrot: "Is it not clear? She disabled Lightvine so I would not be able to accreately keep in eye on her. That means she is likely gonna pull a fast one on us. We need to catch her before she does something else."
 * Electross: "Again, assuming she is involved. It could've been some magic-capable punks pulling a magic prank."
 * Barktrot: And risk getting expelled? No student I know would do this.
 * Spiracle: What about-
 * Barktrot: Cozy Glow is the valedictorian of the school, why would she betray Twilight like this?
 * Electross: Well someone had to do it. Perhaps for a very good reason.
 * Barktrot: There is NO good reason to disable the best form of surveillance of the school.
 * Macabre: Unless it's for learning a friendship lesson or something.
 * Barktrot:.......
 * Buzzord: Did you get high on friendship magic?
 * Macabre: Well the scene we put on last night obviously woke students up. I'm just saying, maybe some of them, maybe the ones that witnessed it, MIGHT, have made sure Lightvine wouldn't prepare us for some kind of friendship trial. A kind of 'student surpass the teacher' sort've thing.
 * Everyone Except Macabre:............. (They burst into laughter)
 * Buzzord: DUDE, EVEN IF THAT MADE MORE SENSE, WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THEY'D PULL ALL THAT OFF WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT, ALL IN ONE NIGHT?!? Even for their abilities, there's too many variables!
 * Macabre: Well, Discord learned to never underestimate your opponents, or in this case, your students. They're pretty darn smart.
 * Barktrot: Look, we don't have time for this. Twilight said there's a new student coming today. A relitive of an old friend of hers.
 * Buzzord: "Don't you think we already have enough ponies as it is?"
 * Barktrot: "It's, not exactly that. He's actselly a friend of the famed Taiku. A Wyvern named Sid."
 * Yakhalla: "You mean a member of the fabled Magic University gang are coming here? I heard many stories about their exploits!"
 * Spoonful: "Ya know, I have only heard spades of this, would someone mean giving the full details of what makes this MU gang so remarkable?"
 * Yakhalla: You're asking the wrong people for this.
 * Barktrot: "Can we just go?"
 * The factily walked off.
 * Gallus: So, what's next?
 * Igmar: "Well now there's the relitively tricky part of even capturing the entire factily to begin with. Let's remember what was said about them last night and try to compincate ways to work around these issues."
 * Gaster: Well let's conk em with a frying pan and get it over with.
 * Aloe: Pretty sure it'll take a lot better than that to get them in the Caves. Koningin is a warrior that wouldn't be conked so easily.
 * Vertex: And Electross has technology on his side..... Also, he's basicly an organic alien in a robot's body, conking won't work anyway.
 * Kurtle: But Buzzord would be easy to conk.
 * Igmar: "But there is the matter of Hatty."
 * Kurtle: I can temporarily shut him down with an Emp.
 * Igmar: It's EMP, but I do see that working.
 * Vertex: Well, Spoonful should be easy. But Macabre, Spiracle, Yakhalla, and Barktrot? Not so easy.
 * Pines: Yeah, Lightvine ain't her only ace in the hole. She's pretty damn observant.
 * Vertex: Yakhalla has magic, Spiracle can be very good at sensing danger as a war-era Elder Changeling. And Macabre?... Yeeeeeeeah, that's a 'no s***' of a challenge.
 * Ocellus: "We're really gonna have to think about this."
 * Aloe: Well we should have plenty of time before the new student comes.
 * Smolder:... Eh?
 * (This song plays as a cool wyvern dragon came in)
 * Sid: "(Was seen holding a boombox that was playing the song)...... Is this really nessersary, cuz?"
 * New Wyvern: "Hey come on, Cuz, it helps me look cool, awesome, badass!"
 * Sid: "Yeesh. Clyde, I know you wanna look awesome for the school, but aren't ya trying too hard?"
 * New Wyvern (Clyde): You can NEVER try too hard.
 * Sid: There's so many comebacks to that, PH.
 * Clyde: I meant you can never try too hard in looking awesome.
 * Sid: Tell that to Taiku. He's still doing that "Dragonfire Productions" Adventure stuff that he's barely around anymore.
 * Clyde: Neither is Tman.
 * Sid: Nevertheless.
 * Clyde: I MEEEEANT you can never try too hard to be awesome in your own signature way.
 * Sid: I hear talk the Lodgers often do their job too well, to the point the more pessimistic would say "undermines their entertainment value".
 * Clyde: I MEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEAAAANT you can never try too hard to be awesome in your own signature AND BALANCED way!
 * Sid:...... I also here talk that some of their plans backfired.
 * Clyde: I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
 * Sid: "Okay, Clyde, seriosuly, we'll be here all day if we keep this conversation up, can we just, go into Twilight's school? And remember, best behavior."
 * Clyde: Sure thing.
 * Sid: "Thanks cuz. (Drags Clyde along and takes him to the school as he proceeds to open it)..... I like what Sparkle did to the place."
 * Clyde: "Dude, you can hold really big parties in this place!"
 * Sid: "Trust me, Clyde. Sparkle's a more, serious pony. She's not one to chillax too often."
 * Clyde: I'm sure a good old-fashioned party will fix that! We need surprise party supplies, and fast! (Zooms off)
 * Sid: "Hmmmmmm, mother of the devines..... (Starts looking around) Sparkle! Sparkle! Twi-Twi! It's me! Yer old pal Sid! I'm here to drop off my cousin here and- (Yelps when he saw the Segrego Head) YOWZA?!....... I don't think even PRED would keep this hot mess in his house!"
 * Clyde: HEY, CUZ, (Comes up to Sid with party supplies) THAT PINK PONY'S GOT PLENTY A- (Sees the Segrego head)
 * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?
 * ???: The head of Segrego Tempestuous. (Barktrot arrived).... Basicly the first seirous threat this school tecnecally managed to take down long before I was even encountered.
 * Sid: Oh, hey, you're one of the teachers, aren't you? Where's Twi?
 * Barktrot: She and her friends are off on important business, and the Lodgers are off on Potamia. Sparkle left me in charge of the school.
 * Sid:... Oh... Bummer.
 * Barktrot: And you must be Clyde Shockwing.... Why do you have Pinkie's class supplies?
 * Clyde: Pinkie? That's her name? What, did her pinkie finger come out when she popped out of her mommy?
 * Sid: She's a pony. They have hooves.
 * Clyde: Well, when ya look at it in a certain angle, hooves DO look like fingers, toes, or if you want to be 'Derpibooru'-ish about it, a di-
 * Sid: ANYWAY, yes, this is my cousin. He needs... Help.
 * Barktrot: "(Deadpan) As his blanent lack of modesty deminstraighted."
 * Clyde: I don't need anything when I got lovers. LOVERS OF ROCK AND ROLL!!!! (Plays boombox and did this with the volume turned all the way up and shaking the entire school)
 * Barktrot: (Turns off the boombox)
 * Clyde:.... Hey, you're harshing my mellow.
 * Barktrot: Let's make something clear:... This is NOT a night club. This is NOT a resort. This is NOT a music convention of any kind! This is NOT A PLACE OF FUN AND GAMES!!! IT'S A SCHOOL, OF FRIENDSHIP!!!
 * Clyde: You teach friendship? I thought this was Equestria, not Sesime Street!
 * Sid: Clyde, that recent incident with your friends back at home turned you into a bad person. This is for your own good.
 * Clyde: Cuz, I don't need friends. Who needs friends?
 * Sid: A lot of people, baring introverts to an extent and psycopaths. And you're neither in those camps, cuz, and frankly, I rather ya stayed out of them. I brought you here to help you, so I'm asking you as a cousin-
 * Clyde: Don't bring our relationship into this. That's a stepping stone to misery.... My 'friends' taught me that....
 * Sid: Just make it work, please! If not for me, but, at least for Aunt and Uncle?"
 * Clyde: "... Ughhhh, fine. But only because I don't have anything better to do."
 * Sid: "Thank cuz. In the meantime, I'll return to the homeworld to, deal with personal business. And I promise an epic surprise when I get back from it. In the meantime, try to be nice to Sparkle, her friends, and the other teachers."
 * Clyde: "Whatevs."
 * Sid: "(To Barktrot) If he ever gives ya shit, (Brings up a phone number) Here's my cell number. But all the same, please try to be paient, he's at a lowpoint of his life where he lost reason to be social anymore beyond mingling with peers."
 * Barktrot: "Rest assured that this school is prepared to handle tough cases. That is what this school is meant to do."
 * Sid: "Thank you, and if Sparkle comes back, tell her I said.... Eyyyyyy."
 * Barktrot: "..... I'll just say you dropped by."
 * Sid: "..... That's fair. (Flies off)."
 * Clyde: "..... (Starts using his own phone to serf the web) Okay, just to be clear, does this hacknee'd town have a pizza joint, dance hall or an arcade?"
 * Barktrot: "That would be Papa Pepperoni's Palor, Swinging Smoove's Danceporium, and Eight-Bit's Arcade Universe."
 * Clyde: "Great, great, I'll just go to those places to make the most of this. And don't worry, I'll pay with my own money. Lates, Trottingham- (Barktrot stops Clyde from leaving) HEY WHAT THE?!"
 * Barktrot: "Young Clyde, I am willing to forgive quick desertion on matters that your cousin asked me to and that you are a greenhorn to this, but you must understand that there is no leaving school grounds during shcool hours. You're only allowed to leave the school during class off-times, recess, breaks, holidays, or emergenies."
 * Clyde: "..... Ugh, sort've figured that. Listen, Trottingham, I'm all about following my own groove, makin' my own rules and makin' it up as I go along. It's called making your own desteny."
 * Barktrot: "I mean no disrecpet to your philosify, but desteny and fate are rarely truely controlable. Is that not why you are here? Because you had lost your friends?"
 * Clyde: "HEY, hey! I was only trying to warn them that the stupid Stunt Pulling Minoatur, Bull Manson, was an obvious faker and a hack! He wasn't doing death-defying stunts and ACTSELLY risking his neck, it was all smoke and mirrors, he just have dummies run on automated vihicles intentionally set to crash and burn only for him to appear out of it alive on a staged "miraculious" recovery. He was a fruad, and I knew it for myself when I found the dummies in the backstage! All I did, was tried to prove it that Bull Manson was a lier."
 * Barktrot: "And how did you try to reveil this truth?"
 * Clyde: "I tried to exposed him on live TV while he was on the Ed Leperchan show and exposed his faker ass. But he was able to get security on me before I got to show the dummies. I was written off as an embittered fan when I was NEVER a fan of him, even BEFORE I found those dummies, cause I always thought he was over-rated, pointlessly endangering his life for fame and glory!"
 * Barktrot: "Well pardon him for wanting to use thrill-seeking to become a professional Daredevil."
 * Clyde: "Well, I would've forgiven that, if he was LEGIT about it! I would've respected him if he was HONEST about risking his sorry ass?! BUT HE WASN'T?! He used dummies and automated machinery for EVERYTHING?! He never even RIDE a motorcycle in his life?! But when I tried to explain that to my friends, they only got mad at me and called me a hater, so I badmouthed them back and told them I was DONE being their friend!"
 * Barktrot: "..... Young one, you do realise that they were only upset with you because you disrespected what was their idol. You disrespected their hero worship of him."
 * Clyde: "..... (Sighs).... Look, I get what your trying to pull, Miss Friendship Teacher, but all I did was trying to get them to realise that they were worshipping a fraud. And if you ain't on my side on this, you're no better than my so-called "chums". Friendship only stays alive with trust. And they broke it. Thus they broke their own friendship with me by choosing a fraud over me. Heck, I heard word on the street that Twilight Splinter made a similar mistake on this month last year. So yeah, no way I'm listening to her ass."
 * Barktrot: And that's another thing: It may be okay for dragons to be natural jerks due to their extremely aggressive nature, but when you're on school grounds, even someone like Smolder will NEVER insult Princess Twilight. And even with you tecnecally an outworlder, you are not given any ability of being an exception. You are to treat Sparkle with respect, espeically when she is very close with your cousin.
 * Clyde: Doe, only me, myself, and I tell me what to do. I will call her what I want. Ya don't like it? Lick-lickety-lick mah BAAAAAALLLLLLS!!!
 * Barktrot:... One thing you must also know is that I had NOT gotten a good day as of now in thanks to a remember of the school's factily going renigade. So, don't think I'll tolerate ANYMORE INSUBORDINATION!!!!
 * Clyde: Fine, fine, yeesh, take a joke will ya? Ya don't need to be a grouch with me, ya big pile of chicken-venison?
 * Barktrot: Now THAT is not called for?!
 * Clyde: Just bring me to the dorm, chicken-venison.
 * Barktrot:... Okay, you know what? This is just, bar none, the worst day I ever had.
 * Clyde: That makes one of us. (They left as the students and assistants saw)
 * Yona:... Okay, that Wyvern is, bar none, the worst friend in the history of friendship.
 * Sandbar: DEFINITELY. Nobody would ever be friends with him.
 * Smolder: I bet ya, he would soon end up in, at worst, a shallow grave before the week is over. Because I do NOT see this doughe getting popular here anytime soon.
 * Aloe: Well I guess sending the faculty to the Caves, technically means we have to watch over the school. And him?... Well it's going to be a disaster.
 * Gallus: ".... Look, I know dealing with his ass is gonna suck, but remember that we still have to go through this, cause keep in mind that if we don't, the teachers will end up ruining the spirit of this school with their quickness to go against eachother."
 * Silverstream: "I agree. Entering conflict with Clyde will have to be an acceptable consiquence."
 * Shore: Besides, it could give us a bigger challenge of running the school in their place.
 * Gallus: Yeesh, I get to be like Professor Egghead.
 * Aloe: But what concerns me just as much as having the worst friend in existence in the school is the fact that Koningin is taking the heat of our labor. We might have to do this quickly, otherwise Koningin could get fired, or worse.
 * Igmar: "Well that much can't be helped because thanks to Koningin's pride, Barktrot ended up assuming that Koningin had undesrieable intentions."
 * Aloe: "(Sighs). I know. Koningin can be pretty aggressive when her past is involved. People ALWAYS end up having the wrong idea about her because of it. It's because warriors and/or hunters of her tribe are suppose to be strong, proud, and incapable of emotions, espeically not sadness, because to them, sadness is a signel of weakness."
 * Smolder: "..... Seriously?! Warriors and hunters of her tribe, are not allowed to cry?!"
 * Aloe: "I know, crazy, right?"
 * Gallus: "Why the f*** is it like that?"
 * Aloe: "Well, sometimes, there are times when warriors and hunters would need to take the life of a dangerious animal or a would-be threat. The no emotions thing is so they would ease themselves away from feeling their foe's pain, avoiding unwarrented sympathy. Because often then not, this foe would do the same to them."
 * Quartz: ".... Yikes. And I thought dragons were bad about that kind of crud."
 * Little Dipper: ".... Okay, pardon me for saying it, cause it could be just me being from a civilised socity with no reckitnition of potamia customs, but, THAT'S BARBARIC AS F***?!"
 * Aloe: Well Antelopia used to be a matriarchal land of Amazonian warrior huntresses in species-determined castes. And we dik-diks were the lowest ranked species. Pecking order wasn't very pretty back then. Koningin had a lot of troubles in her youth, like that egocentric springbok Isivin. He was always outshining Koningin until she one day got the better of him and got him to accidentally destroy his own reputation in trying to make her look bad, and would've succeeded had it not been for his idiot sidekick congradulating Isivin on his stunt. He lost his job and his honor.
 * Gaster: Well good. He sounds no better than Clyde.
 * Aloe: So, if Koningin gets confronted and accused of this... Let's just say it's not going to be pretty. Isivin did the same to her on the same day he was ruined. And.... Let's just say, it wasn't just his honor and right to be a warrior he lost. He also lost something much more.... "Attached", to him. To coin a phrase, his parents have to look at his sister for grandchildren now. (Gallus and other male students and assisents winced, moaned and shuddered at this).... Yeah, it's THAT bad. So believe me when I say, she, does, NOT, like being framed. We have to act now.
 * Gallus: ".... Ya know, for safety's sake, let's try to get Koningin out of the way to prevent something like THAT happening to anyone!"
 * Gaster: "Well we have to find her first!?"
 * Aloe: ".... I think there could be one place she could be in."
 * Koningin was seen packing up her things and placing all of the creatures she used to train students with into cages.
 * Koningin looked at an old worn necklace of predator teeth as she sighed sadly, then placed into the bag......
 * Koningin: "...... (Quietly) Father.... If only you were still here..... Cause I need you more then anything now......"
 * Knocking was heard.
 * Aloe's voice: "Koni? It's me, Aloe."
 * Koningin: "Aloe, please leave me be. I wish to sulk in peace before I depart back home in our homeland."
 * Aloe's voice: "(Quietly) Oh great spirits of the anichents, I was afraid of that. (Openly) Koni, please, at least come out to talk to me."
 * Koningin: "..... Are you alone?"
 * Aloe's voice: "Well, not exactly, I have some students and the factily assistents with me, but don't worry, Barktrot is busy with a new student and the other teachers are in their classrooms."
 * Koningin: "..... Let yourselves in, the door's unlocked."
 * Aloe opened it, jestured the others to stay out as she goes to confront Koningin herself....
 * Aloe: ".... Koni, I know what Barktrot said was, alittle mean, but, you have to keep in mind that she was only looking out for the students safety."
 * Koningin: "She was well within her right to protect the youth as Sparkle had entrusted her to. My problem stems in that she besmirched my honor for it and accused me of dishonest intentions that would undermine the good this school aims to do."
 * Aloe: "..... Koni, be honest. What happened with your father is not a secret to me. Did you, only accepted Zecora's offer because you want to train students to fight...... Him?"
 * Koningin sighed defeated.....
 * Koningin: "..... I will not deny this. I did only came here to look for a diciple. Someone who I can turn into the warrior I needed to be the one destined to defeat Apocrypha. But this does not mean I had no care for the school's mission to fix a broken world with Equestira's philosify. I merely wished to use this "Magic of Friendship" to see if it could defeat him."
 * Aloe: "..... Ya know, you had no problem explaining that to me, but yet you acted like you were cursed to keep silent with others ask."
 * Koningin: "Because my woes and past are not their concern. They don't think like our people, Aloe. They're too used to the bosum of civilisation too understand how Potimia works. They don't even get her name right! They keep calling it "The Grasslands" because our land's real name is "Very confusing"!"
 * Aloe: "To be fair, the "Pot" part of "Potamia", kinda sounds like we're basing our nation around pottery, when clearly we BARELY have any pots to speak off. See, I not nessersarly crazy about the "Grasslands" Surname, but at least I understand WHY it exists."
 * Koningin: The name 'Potamia' is meant to mean 'river', Aloe. It got it's name from the Potamus River that runs through it. Like in 'Hippopotamus', or 'river horse'. All this time you thought that it's albeit good pottery is where it got it's name? (Chuckles), then it has enlightened me on why outsiders are so confused about the name, then.
 * Aloe:...... Wow, do I feel uneducated.
 * Koningin: "But the name, isn't the only thing that bothers me. All other nations do not respect Potamia's ways. They always see us as wild savages, barbaric simpletons, or worse, they even view us no differently then wild animals. They refuse to see our personhood just because we don't understand THEIR ways. They automaticly view themselves superior just because they have better tools and cities! They had long forgotten that they used to be no different from all of Potamia. Did they not had their ages of being like our people, where they had to fight and struggle for survivable?!"
 * Aloe: "Yeah, I know the lack of self-awareness on how they were no different is, kinda annoying, but it's not without reason. It's because they noticed that Potimia is mostly staying wild while the rest of the world evolves. They just felt like Potamia can be so much better not still being wild."
 * Koningin: "But that good intention is marred by the fact they think we're primitively stupid to why we are what we are, Aloe! We didn't stayed to our old ways because of primitive stupidity, it's because our traditions give us our identity, it is something we value, it is something that makes us unigte. Without that unigteness, what is Potimia really? Another typical civilisation? Just because we have a less advance culture doesn't mean we're savages. I wish these other nationers, understand this! But instead, we are treated with suspition and hate. Even Zecora, the kindest zebra I knew, was not spared from such stupidity."
 * Aloe: "..... Is that why you couldn't trust the others with this plan of yours? Because your afraid they'll think poorly of you for having your own priorities?"
 * Koningin: "Because these other-landers don't respect lands that are different. They don't respect our traditions and beliefs. They don't respect that a warrior and a hunter like me can not afford to show emotions. That is why I didn't appresiate Barktrot giving me illwills over my methods of teaching, nor THAT of that idiotic little horse O'Hardknocks!"
 * Aloe: "Well.... The thing Barktrot and O'Hardknocks had in common is that, you didn't gave empathy that Yona was almost Bug-Bear kipple. You admited that you were embarrised that the students choose to head for the hills and not fight something that could've easily ripped them to shreds!"
 * Koningin: "..... Aloe, I DID, have concern for their lives. I admited shame in not being there myself."
 * Aloe: "Well, you're problem is that, you didn't gave that concern properly. And the time you were there when that Deadpool guy got that "Indo-Raptor" thing involved, it didn't really helped cause you didn't exactly tried anything, I mean, you intervine against the crooks just fine, and the students were able to learn quietly against that choatic slime thing, but the last part was where ya didn't do anything.
 * Koningin: "(Sighs).... As much as I would like to insist that at least Starlight was able to intervine in time, you are correct. I should've done more. But please know that the students needed to learn independence."
 * Aloe: And I get that, but.... As much as O'Hardknocks was a total dinkus, ya can't deny that he is right about this: Ponies and the Interacial others are not like our people. They're not as used to fighting wildlife and monsters as we are! They're more acustomed to run FROM the face of danger, not TO it, espeically for the likes of Ponies and others like Hippogriffs."
 * Koningin: "That because they were not disapleaned. That's why my parents made me and my sisters fight an entire pack of Hyenas to congure our ability to know fear and to not be prey. We became proper hunters and warriors from this."
 * Aloe: "Koni, listen to me. Keep in mind, we're in EQUESTRIA, not Potamia. Ponies for the majority of the time, don't try to pick fights! Sure, they have the potaintional for it as Tempest likes to point out, but ponies clearly more prefer a peaceful existence because there's no reward to constintly causing harm."
 * Koningin: "Well their pasifist nature is why this school exist. Their lack of putting their powers to good use allowed them to nearly become the latest prey of the Storm Clan. It's made worse by that The Storm King is actselly considered abit of an idiot. A powerful idiot, granted, but one nonetheless. If Equestria ended up surviving from HIM by the skin of it's teeth, I only pray the other Storm Clanners deside to avoid this nation. Sometimes, I feel as if this school exists to give other nations and races a reason to risk their own well-being for this land because of friendship, because Equestria is like a dehorned rhino, a powerhouse robbed of it's own ability to fight."
 * Aloe: "Well, yes, I do feel like this school is for that to an extent, giving how Novo epicly fucked up and failed to give proper help. But it is but a minor reason to a pletera of reasons. It's not just to have other races and nations to be given a reason on why they should get involved with Equestria's problems. It's to give the world a chance to heal. To bring all lands closer togather. To get all walks of life into friendship."
 * Koningin: "..... Well Barktrot did NOT acted like a friend."
 * Aloe: "..... That's only because you gave her the impression that you were exactly what Neighsay was trying to "warn" Equestria about. That you were here to turn some kids into your means for revenge."
 * Koningin: "I won't deny that I want justice for what Apocrypha did, but in great contrast to what the witch assumes, it is not because my family are obcessed with hunting down Behemoths for sport, because sport hunting is frowned apawn in Potamia, for we respect even the most dangerious of wildlife or of races, and not just because we're herbivores. My desires for wanting a diciple to defeat Apocrypha is in the name of avenging family honor AND to free the land of Apocrypha's destructive tyranny."
 * Aloe: "Well why keep that a secret? I'm kinda positive Equestria, or, ANY nation for that matter, would be interested in stopping a rampaging Behemoth! Cause a loose Behemoth would be considered an international high risk."
 * Koningin: "Because asking for aide from others is a signel of weakness! All Potamians fight their own battles. It would be the act of prey to beg for aide."
 * Aloe: It's also the act of prey to be defenseless and powerless. Apocrypha defeated you because you were ill-equipped to deal with him. It's not weakness to ask for help. It's how you do it that shows weakness.
 * Koningin: Well, they're no help. The Lodgers seem more qualified to deal with Apocrypha. No matter how much I've trained the students here, they never learned. They aren't cut out for a monster like Apocrypha, if some of them could even barely handle the likes of Parasprites and Lesser Cockatrices. And so I'm going back home to finish the job.
 * Aloe: But isn't turning your back on everything here a sign of weakness? You told me yourself.
 * Koningin: Sometimes you have to move on. I never truly belonged here anyway.
 * Aloe: But just think. If you leave, you'll give Barktrot the impression she was right. That's not very honorable.
 * Koningin: She's beyond the point of reasoning. If she won't accept that I did what I had to for their own safety, and if she's just going to jump into wild conclusions, then I want no part of this school. I'm leaving and there's nothing that will stop me.
 * Aloe:... (Sighs) Guys?
 * Koningin: What're you do- (Yona knocks her out)...
 * Yona: "..... I can't help but feel that if she wasn't knocked out, she might've been impressed with that, yet also criticises me for not using that same strentgh on the Rock Python and the Bug-Bear."
 * Aloe: "She is from a warrior tribe, after all. They're used to rough-housing. Now, after we get Koningin into the caves, next is Yakhalla."
 * Yakhalla was seen organising alot of spell books and tomes before his class is ready, as a large presintation is prepared.
 * The Group arrived.
 * Silverstream: "..... Let me handle this."
 * Silverstream walked up to Yakhalla.
 * Yakhalla: "(Saw her). Miss Silverstream. You're very early today..... By at least a day."
 * Silverstream: "I'm just walking in and I'm curious. What presintation are you doing today?"
 * Yakhalla: "Well, I aim to teach the students I got for today about a very powerful magic even the Alicorns barely remember...... Daemon Magic."
 * Silverstream: ".... Yikes. I'm sure Barktrot might be abit uppity about messing with the occult." (This played)
 * Yakhalla: "...... Ohhhh, confound that infamous misconception. Not, DEMON, Miss Silverstream. DAE-mon. (Brings out a depiction of a serpentine creature)..... As in the same creature deminstraighted in Cozy's little speech back after the mess with Deadpool."
 * Silverstream: "Oh yeah, I remember that. That speech about Vibe Idol."
 * Yakhalla: "Yes. When I heard about that speech myself from Entropy, I became curious about these creatures. So with some help from Mr. Spoonful, I began to dig up some left-behind lore from the Daemons. And I discovered many interesting things."
 * Silverstream: "Like what?"
 * Yakhalla: "Well, pretty much, I confirmed that the Daemons are the brain-child of the Alicorn Princess Consciencea, and that she intended good things with the serpents, in that they were meant to help with the woes of the world. But I also learned alot of new things..... I learned that the Daemons are a complicated grey area between mortals and true gods, but all the same powerful. They were powerful enough to even given a barren wasteland life and were able to create a combination of magic and science, even create automations that're beyond things like Buzzord's hat. They were a force beyond any other mortal race, and in throey, thinks like the Tree of Harmony and this school, would've been grossly redundent."
 * Silverstream: "..... In, throey?"
 * Yakhalla: "(Sighs sadly).... Alas, with all the good I learned about the Daemons, I also came to understand the bad..... Like Twilight, Consciencea was a victim of her own Neighsay in the form of the Alicorn of Order, (Brings down a dicpition of Lord Order), Lord Order. It has been said that Order did not approved of Consciencea's creations because he feared they would become their usurpers because of being more powerful then all other mortals and the potantional to rival the Alicorn Gods in power. So he saw to it that he basturdised these creatures as actual demons, helped little by the unfortunate name, caused the Daemons to vanish from existence through a very dark means both me and Spoonful have yet to uncover and understand, and rendered Consciencea, an outcast amongst the Alicorn Gods, and ousted her from Alicornia."
 * Silverstream: "...... The poor thing. Why would Lord Order do this? She meant well."
 * Yakhalla: "Well the thing is, Consciencea originally tried to get permission to even ADD the Daemons in through the other Alicorns. However, due to the Alicorns' bad history of trying to create a diciple creature that always revolted on them, Lord Order convinced the alicorns against her Daemons. So, Consciencea was forced to obey the ruling and made them in secret."
 * Silverstream: "..... Why would she do something that'll only make the other Alicorn Gods mad at her?"
 * Yakhalla: Well that's about as far as I have learned. Though I can likely guess it's another case of well-meaning intentions. I've got enough time to figure it out. You and your friends can go out and play. Just don't have Sandbar and Shore have protected sex in her room again. I can hear and smell the disgusting parts from here.
 * Sandbar: AW DAMMIT, THEY FOUND OUT!!!!
 * Shore: Come on, we make out in the pond almost every day. It's pretty easy to guess.
 * Silverstream: Well, okay. But, there's one last thing.
 * Yakhalla: And what would that be- (Yona knocks him out)...
 * Yona: ".... Really kinda thought he would be more durable then that."
 * Gallus: "Well, I'll say this, he's gonna be a HELL of a time to drag back into the caves."
 * Another Culture Class of Spiracle's finished up as he took a some time to be as ease.
 * Spiracle: "(Sighs)...... Goodness me, maybe Sparkle was onto something about how I'm overworked. Doing these classes and managing the school would be a nightmare. Really could've used Vertex's help."
 * The group arrived as Vertex was the one who approuched him.
 * Spiracle: "Well speak of the she-devil, there you are. Where have you been? I had QUITE a workout teaching these students. May I ask what you had been up to?"
 * Vertex: "Well, see, the other students have missplaced their school supplies, so me and the other assisents are helping them."
 * Spiracle: "..... Ahhh, I see that your not just being my assistent, but the students' as well. Very good of you. Now, the next culture class will be tomorrow, and, it would be sporting of you if you takeover that class when it comes, because I am EXHAUSTED from this day. I had more students then I was prepared for today with the Main 7 busy with tending with the hatching of Magmatacus."
 * Vertex: "I'll see about doing tomorrow's class sir."
 * Spiracle: "Thank you. In the meantime, I think I'll head to the teacher's lounge. Also, if you see Olhar, tell him to keep an eye on that new Clyde fellow, pun unintended, cause when he came in here with Barktrot while she was giving him a tour, he was doing those gross arm-farts and disrupted the class."
 * Vertex:... Charming. So, what's the next class about?
 * Spiracle: Well I figured with the crap Koningin went through, it'd be appropriate to teach Potamian culture. I for one feel like I was teaching uneducated simpletons when the first student to speak said it was named for it's good pottery. Doesn't people know about ancient language anymore? Races even have their own names for every single language we speak.
 * Vertex: Well, glad you're taking it easy on poor Koningin. Aloe was able to talk her out of leaving the school.
 * Spiracle: Really? Well I never thought she'd take it that seriously.
 * Vertex: Especially since she said she was framed by some springbok asshole. The girl doesn't like being framed. Barktrot accusing her of hexing Lightvine would've had her torn apart like an animal.
 * Spiracle: Poor girl. Hopefully after Potamian classes are over, we can move onto dragons. I haven't seen a dragon this disruptively unfriendly in my life.
 * Vertex: Glad there's someone taking it easy on her. One last thing, though.
 * Spiracle: Wha- (Yona knocks him out)

Chapter 3: The Factily's Challnages/Rhabdom
Familiar Caves
 * Spiracle:... Hmm. Not too shabby. Nice clean water reservoir. Not as good as the sea caves of the Sea Changelings, if I am being honest.
 * ???: Oh, sure, compare the appearance to the elegance of the architecture of my own race. That's like compairing Apples to Oranages, alchourse they're gonna be different!
 * Spiracle: Pardon?! who said that? (A semi-reformed female Sea Changeling with similar coloration and appearance to a mantis shrimp and emperor shrimp came out of the water)
 * Sea Changeling: I did. I see others have started invading my personal space, which is HEIGHTENED because of being trapped down here. Especially that recent visit from that seapony who was panicking and almost drowned a griffin going on and on about some 'Storm King' guy, and this other one who kept freaking out about a Helldra with a Peryton freaking out about some guy named "The Winger". Those kids, were abit much.
 * Spiracle: Oh don't worry, Silverstream's usually more down to earth then that when not on "The Canon Show", as they metafully refered to, and Shore and Skyceria are usually calmer then your initional impressions suggest... That being said...... Who are you, mi'lady?
 * Sea Changeling: The name's Rhabdom. I live here. Or at least until the water comes back. It was drained away months ago.
 * Spiracle:... You live in a section of the Tree of Harmony Caves?
 * Rhabdom: I'd call them just the Harmony Caves. Saves a heck of alot more words, frankly. I've been stuck down here since this wicked black root incident and these recent incidents over the last few years where the tree's been expanding. I got separated from my family, especially since I never got to apologize to them or my friends for what I did wrong.
 * Spiracle:... How long have you been stuck here?
 * Rhabdom: Since 2014. And these caves just keep trying to psychoanalyze me!!
 * Spiracle: "Oh be assured, the Tree of Harmony meant well. It was trying to teach you a friendship lesson."
 * Rhabdom: "..... Is THAT what that freaky hocus pocus crud was all about? Well it's got a funny way of showing it! So, how did you ended up here, oldster?"
 * Spiracle: "So, some students, including the same Seapony, who's actselly a Hippogriff, by the by, have noticed that my colledges haven't been being proper examples of being teachers for the School of Friendship. And thus-"
 * Rhabdom: "Have to stop ya there, lander...... School of Friendship? What kinda Sesime Street shit did you got yerself into, mack?"
 * Spiracle: "Don't let the name fool you, it serves a grander purpose. Anyway, like I said, those students felt that me and other factily members haven't exactly.... Gotten along that great. I mean, I get along with Electross just fine, actselly, it's just the that're others are abit, eccentric, or troubled by their pasts and exsirsize it in counter-productive ways, that the students, who went through the caves, deemed it prudent to have us learn from the caves itself."
 * Rhabdom: "..... And your confident it's not so they can throw a wild party? These are kids we're talking about."
 * Spiracle: "Oh be very assured, they are well-behaived, or at the least very respectful students.... Although the new one, Clyde, leaves alot to be desired. If anything, I wouldn't be surprised if HE was the one to throw a party and-...... Oh that is REALLY unfortunate news."
 * Angry growls were heard as an de-reformed Labrum appeared from nowhere and pounced onto Spiracle and crashed into a wall!
 * Labrum: "I'M BACK, PEST?!"
 * Spiracle: "THIS IS EVEN MORE UNFORTUNATE NEWS?!"
 * Rhabdom: "Holy crud, is that one of the teacher friends you talked about?"
 * Spiracle: "No, I don't believe this is a test from the tree taking the symbolic form of my brother representing my past grivences with him!"
 * Rhabdom: ".... Ugh, again this place is trying to psycoanalise! Just try to ignor it!"
 * Spiracle: "I DOUBT HE WOULD ALLOW SUCH A FOLLY?! (Labrum and Spiracle began to fight and struggle!)"

Chapter 5: Clyde's Problems Amended/Koningin Re-Faces Apocrypha
Tree of Harmony Caves
 * Clyde: UGH! NOT COOL, DUDES AND DUDETTES?! AND I CAN'T BELIEVE THE TEACHS ARE ALLOWING THIS SHIT!? I JUST WANTED TO PARTY, YO?!"
 * ???: So, you finally made it. (The Tree appeared as Sid)... And your fears are just pitiful.
 * Clyde: Sid?! Cuz, how did you came back so quickly?! And, down here for that matter!
 * Tree: No. I am the Tree of Harmony taking the form of someone you'll listen to. And you? Even I pity you. And the fact you hide this angst of yours with your parties? Wow.
 * Clyde:.... Oh, right, that whole "Magical Tree" cave stuff. Alright, Sid, uh..... Tree, what are you playing at? And where am I?
 * Tree: These are the caves that I use to detect friendship problems with my roots, made easier by the Changeling caves dug down here eons ago. And you? Your friends brought you here to help you. You are not a good friend. And why? Because after your own friends left you to get your wings broken because of not believing your warnings about their idol being a very mean and vindictive fraud, you, RUINED, their lives.
 * Clyde: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME!!!
 * Tree: Please remember who you're talking to.
 * Clyde:.... I MEANT IN THE CONTEXT THAT I'M TECNECALLY AN ALIEN TO THIS WORLD?! I mean, I may only know of you recently, but I get how you work! Ya can only understand friendship issues for EQUESTRIA,YOU DON'T KNOW FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS THAT OCCUR OFF-WORLD!!! Heck, you likely only know about me NOW, because me and cuz are ON the planet! I mean, sure, dragons and wyverns DO exist in Equestria, but that's the thing! ME AND SID AREN'T EVEN EQUESTRIAN!!! WE COME FROM A 60'S WORLD IN THE WARNER BROTHERS UNIVERSE WITH MYTHICAL CREATURES!!! I'm obviously not like ones of Equestria!
 * Tree: True, but when you stay here for long enough, the answers become clear.
 * Clyde: You're wasting your time. I'm a lone wolf. Who needs friends anyway? Epseically after those party crashers trashed my teacher-free party after you had your fun with them.
 * Tree: I'll tell you who. Someone with no girlfriend, no life, no job, no family, no hobbies. You threw away and ruined your own friends.
 * Clyde: AND WHY NOT?! After everything we did together, they chose their FRAUDULENT IDOL, OVER ME!! They deserved what they got.
 * Tree: No they didn't. They didn't know any better and neither did you. So instead of trying to make up for everything, you decided to be vindictive. If you won't tell anyone about your problems and treat them however you want until you inevitably get kicked out and get them in trouble, then you're staying down here until you can grow up.
 * Clyde: Y... YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN HERE FOREVER!!!
 * Tree: Not forever. That choice is yours and yours alone. (He is put in a magical simulation)
 * Clyde: JUST LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!..... And, likely, your gonna start ignoring me now..... And FYI, I KNOW YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY GONNA RE-CREATE MY PAST ABOUT HOW MY FRIENDS CHOOSE THAT FAKER OVER ME, SO DON'T BOT-
 * ???: "Clyde?"
 * Clyde: ".... Ther? (Suddenly finds themself in a recreation of a 60's building, and found himself in front of his old friends)...... Stacy? Mark? McJack? Even Klebor?! How did you guys- (Realises).... Oh..... Right..... Simulation..... Ya know what, I'm out, I'm gonna-"
 * Stacy (A beuatiful slender female Wyvern): "Clyde.... (Clyde stops)...... You were right about Bull Manson..... He really was a fraud."
 * Clyde: "..... Look, let's be honest here, tree, I know these guys are your freaky simulation things as how your trying to psycoanalise me, I already know from the gang tha-"
 * Stacy: "Your cousin was the one who told us, Clyde. (Clyde was shocked)...... Taiku helped him exposed Bull as the faker he was."
 * Clyde: "..... How, did the tree know that?! If anything, say if that's true, the only way you would know that is from-.... Cuz..... Really did that for me......"
 * Mark the Traditional Satyr: "Uh, dude, you okay?"
 * McJack The Goblin: "(Irish Accent) Oh great, he's high on Highlow Drugs again."
 * Klevor the Kelpie: "Do we like, have to take him to rehab, or something?"
 * Clyde desided to humor the tree on this....
 * Clyde: "Ahem, don't mind that, I was just being out there! Just came out of a WILD party after all! So.... Tell me about what went down?"
 * Stacy: Well, it went sort of like this... (The Tree created another simulation similar to a flashback)
 * Clyde: Ooh, trippy. (Sees Sid and Taiku together) Wait, is that... Sid?