A Day in Chrysanthemum

Chrysanthemum is certainly a very interesting Anime world. It's where kooky anime and serious anime co-exist in the same world, even live amongst eachother. However, it's not always peaceful here. It's trapped in a struggle against D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S., a dark organisation that controls the most dangerious asspects of anime: Monsters, Spirits, Demons, Alien Beasts, Mutants, Abominations, Insanity, and other anime problems. They ranged from being criminals and steal people's valuables or even Pokemon/Digimon/Other Anime creature-like pets for ill gain, or even be terrorests and unleash soldiers and monsters to attack cities. It does however, have some protection. It does have a defender, though.... It's of young Keiji Yackamora, a young girl with a sailor moon-like power to become the choosen one and stand up to this great evil.... Problem is, she's of the quirky wacky anime verity. Because her parents were kidnapped by D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S., she was rescued by a resistence group of good monsters and the like, where under the decree of the group's suprime elder, Keiji was place under the care of two famous defecters of Darkness, Man-Beast, a great-horned devil-like wolf-face beserker and no-nonsense fighter, and Mantis-Woman, the elegant, wise and gracefully beautiful, but snarky and teasingly playful and open-minded. The two were long accept to socity of all kinds for their famed heroics and betrayal to D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. because the organisation was doing inhumane things to creature-kind and humans-a-like, and felt that the practices weren't acceptable anymore. They took her to live a normal live so she can be balenced out of having to be a hero. She came to befriend alot of upcoming kid heroes, and with their help, no threat was too much. Even the best monsters and soldiers of D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. failed and fall short of stoping the Choosen One. However, the leader of D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S., a Ainz Ooal Gown-like necromorphic sorcerer villain named Emperor Dark, and his slimy incompident and wacky sidekick, Mr. Mean McNasty, hatched a plan to defeat the Choosen One yet: Outsider Forces. As such, Emperor Dark sends out invitations to the villain teams and all and any valuable independents, to come to Chrysanthemum to ally with D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. to help it take down Keiji and her family and friends in return for a wish from Dark himself through the world's sacred Unicorn Balls (Not to be confused with what your thinking, to those with dirty minds), of which are under the protection of the grand elder, the resistence, and the goverment's many protection forces, including The Sentai of Order, whch are basicly like the organisation from Attack on Titan, only they speicalised beyond handling giant reproductive organless mishapen humans. However, when the Lougers and Gazelle get involved, Chrysanthemum might me more then well protected from this. But Dark has another trecherious plan in his sleves, he has also included an anichent evil from Chrysanthemum's past, so infamous that he is only refered to as The Dark Ancient, because his real name is made extremely taboo to speak of, where even saying it only once is quickly garrentied social pariah status. Can the lougers protect the world from darkness in more ways then one?

Chrysanthemum

 * (Chronicler): "You must see with eyes unclouded by hate. See the good in that which is evil, and the evil in that which is good. Pledge yourself to neither side, but vow instead to preserve the balance that exists between the two." Hayao Miyazaki. Chrysanthemum. The world of anime, and the first. This world is where Japanese imagination runs free. But... It wasn't always that way. There were those who wanted this imaginative power for greed and... Well, power. As we can safely guess at this point. The world fought against the vile Emperor Dark, for the freedom of everything that ever was. Eventually, good prevailed, but at the cost of countless lives. Emperor Dark was the scourge of everything dark in Chrysanthemum. But one little girl escaped the carnage, and according to prophecy, would grow up to be the hero to end Emperor Dark once and for all.... That little girl would come from an... Interesting setting. (The intro went like this with the Lodgers and Chrysanthemum's saviors)

Meet Keiji/Meet Ijime
Shining Town Shining Town Street
 * Keiji: (She was heard singing this on karaoke as the camera eased onto her house and went to her going up from her barefeet and her face as she sung with her pet cat watching)
 * The Cat: "Meow."
 * Keiji: Thanks, Lula. Best practice I've had in a while.
 * Lula: Meow!
 * Keiji: Oh, right, school. (She gets a sweat beat innocently) Sometimes I wish you could talk, Lula. It would make us more friends than companions.
 * Lula: "Meow."
 * Keiji: I knew you agreed with me. (She kissed her) See ya' at 3:30 sharp! (She left)
 * Lula:...... (Chuckles) Sometimes she's just like her mother.
 * Keiji was walking down the street, but un-beknowest to her, she was watched by mysterious forces.
 * A kooky looking creepy man was seen.....
 * Man: "(Snickers wickedly), That's the Chosen One? That perky little girl? Bah! That seer must be slipping! Getting her will be stupidly easy!"
 * Figure 1: "What will you have us do, Mr. Mean?"
 * Mr. Mean: "Simple! You three are the best D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. monsters created! Sharkaia, (An Anime Shark Monster), You chase the girl, Walljiro, (A Yu-Gi-Oh-eqsed Creature was seen looming in the wall), You block out any exits, and Jenocale, (A Tentcale beast was seen)..... Well, you be you. We capture that brat, we would prevent Emperor Dark's Downfall! Now hop to it! (The Monsters leaped off into action anime sytile, secretly following the girl) (Snickers again) The Emperor will be pleased with me for once!"
 * (Sharkaia): Don't bet on it!
 * Mr. Mean: (Going anime crazy) SHUT UP, YOU GREAT BIG MOUTH WITH NEEDLES, I'LL GO SUPER SAIYAN ON YOU!!!
 * (Walljiro): Tecnecally, your not a sayian, but yes, we'll get right to work sir. (They went off to do their job)
 * Mr. Mean: "(Sighs)..... I hate it when the insobordent idiots are right."

(Later...) Shining Town High Keiji's House, After School... Outside the House
 * Keiji: (She was humming Caramelldansen as she walked down the hall)
 * ???: UGH! DO YOU EVER KEEP QUIET?!?
 * Keiji: Oh no! Not Ijime! (A handsome but angry boy came)
 * Ijime: If not, it's no wonder you don't study and cause others to fail. Why don't you sing to yourself, you little brat?
 * Keiji: "Can you just not be an ass for today, Ijime?! I studied well enough, for YOUR infomation! What I got is at best an A- material at best! Maybe a B+ at the least!"
 * Ijime: Oh, what, did you JUST get it?
 * Keiji: (Anime crazy) YOU BIG JERK, YOU THINK YOU'RE SO MUCH COOLER AND RIGHT?!? I'MA GONNA SHOW YOU I CAN BE A GREAT STUDENT!!!
 * Ijime: Tone down the anime fever there, kid, you'll hurt yourself more than I ever did. You only got that good grade because your mom threatened to cut your allowance. (Keiji stuck her tongue out) Watch your tongue or it might get ripped out. (She stuck it out harder as he grabbed it in a similar fashion to this)
 * Keiji:... HUUW DUUD YUH DUUUHH DUUUHHHTT?!?
 * Ijime: "It's anime, darling. Don't question it. So long, limp-tongue!" (He chuckled leaving as Keiji got angry with an angry nerve beat on the side)
 * Keiji: And he just PULLED MY TONGUE LIKE RUBBER!!! I swear, does that jerk have other things to do than be a jerk?
 * Lula: Meow?
 * Keiji: I swear, one day he'll see me as a great student. Those video games always taught me to keep moving forward. They were awesome. Amazing when there were forces that sought to destroy them! (She did this)
 * Keiji: (After fantasy, she accidentally stepped her barefoot on Lula's tail then it cut to an intermission that said "Warning: Blocked due to anti-catism")... So sorry, Lula! I get a little overexcited sometimes.
 * Lula: "(Annoyed) Meow."
 * Keiji: Yeah, yeah, I already see what you mean, understatement of the generation. I'm just 16. I can dream, you know.
 * Lula: Meowmeowmeow! (She left the room and hopped outside)... MY GOD, THAT WAS AGONY!!! I don't know why I of all people was chosen to watch over her.
 * The three monsters arrived at the house in the backyard.
 * Sharkaia: "...... Okay, I'll go in first and chase her into the backyard. Walljiro, you keep her from taking alternate exits, and Jentacle..... When she comes to you, you.... Do you. Any questions?"
 * Walljiro: "Yes, I do...... Do you think she has anything to eat in there? I haven't really ate since we left."
 * Sharkaia:...... Seriously?
 * Walljiro: (Anime crazy) HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE EATING DISORDER, NOT ME!!!!
 * Sharkaia: Yes, but why didn't you eat anything before we left? Besides, she's all meat, you can eat her.
 * Walljiro: THAT'S YOUR ANSWER TO EVERYTHING INVOLVING HUNGER!!!
 * Sharkaia: We're monsters. What'd you expect?
 * Jentacle: "(Gross garble sounds)."
 * Sharkaia: "Not now, Jenacle."

Keiji's Story
Keiji's Room Flashback Present
 * Keiji: YOU CAN TALK?!? MY WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!!!! EEEEEKK!!!
 * Lula: I could ALWAYS talk! I was sent by the Orderflower Knighthood to watch over you undercover as a pet so you can fulfill your destiny. And no thanks to the hybrid duo here...
 * Beast-Man: "We didn't know the child was watching! I figured she would've still be running by now!"
 * Mantis-Woman: "We were only trying to keep her safe, Lula, just be glad she avoided living through hentai and that we beaten those creeps."
 * Lula: I guess you could say 'the cat's out of the bag'. (Sighs) That means we need to tell you everything because Emperor Dark has found you.
 * Keiji: What? I don't get it.
 * Lula: Keiji, did anyone ever tell you about your mother?
 * Keiji: Well, just unclear crazy rumors. But out of the most of them, I heard ones about how she was a knight.
 * Lula: "She was more then just A knight."
 * Keiji: "Oh, she was apart of this Olderflower Order you talked about?"
 * Lula: ORDERFLOWER, and Orderflower Knighthood. Also, she was more than that. She was a savior. The Emperor-President's best friend. The legendary Garuhiro Yackamora. She was one of the longest survivors fighting against Emperor Dark and got married to the Emperor-President's son, and your father.
 * Mantis-Woman: That's right! You're royalty.
 * Keiji: I AM?!?
 * Lula: Not just that either.
 * Keiji: THERE'S MORE?!?
 * Lula: Yes. You are blessed with magic from the last Orderflower in existence. A flower of immortal and omnipotent nature. Destroyed by Emperor Dark long ago for being too out of his control. You have unlocked potential inside your blood.
 * Keiji: (She was slowly smiling unbelievably cutely)
 * Man-Beast: OH, NO, NOT AGAIN!!!
 * Keiji: MY MOM WAS A HERO AND I'M A SUPERHERO!!!! YES, ANOTHER DREAM COME TRUE!!! THAT'S SO COOL!!!!!! CAN I USE TELEKINESIS?! CAN I READ MINDS?! CAN I HYPNOTIZE PEOPLE?! DETAILS, COME ON!!
 * Lula: KEIJI! Focus! We don't know what you'll be capable of with this power. But it WILL allow you to be a match for Emperor Dark in time.
 * Keiji:... Who's Emperor Dark? And why haven't I heard of him if he's a noticeable bad guy?
 * Lula: We brought you to Shining Town which is the most isolated area from him for it's lack of powerful significance. But, he's the most powerful evil on Chrysanthemum, and the head of the Dark Anime Regime Kingdom out to Neutralize Enemies of the Supernatural and Strong, or D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. who wants to take over the world by stealing all of it's power.
 * Keiji: ".... The bad guys name themselves "Darkness" as an acronym? Over-flaunting their badness much?"
 * Mantis-Woman: You have NO idea. Some of their monsters suck worse than those three you saw.
 * Keiji: "What could be worse then a shark man, a shadowy monster, and the embodiement of Hentai?"
 * Man-Beast: "..... There's litterally a monster called "The Disco King", that litterally looked like the 70s throw up all over him."
 * Keiji: "..... What, do they make their monsters at random with a monster machine that needs the creater to put cards in them?"
 * Mantis-Woman: "Would you be surprised if we said yes?"
 * Keiji: "(Makes a surrpised anime faced)...... And..... These guys are a threat to us, why?"
 * Lula: Well A. Not all of their monsters "suck", or are as unintentionally laughable as that. Many are actually very good. B. Emperor Dark is no laughing matter. He's dangerous and very cunning. If he sucked, he wouldn't be as successful as he is now, and he'd be dead by now. But... Here's where you come in....
 * (Lula): Long ago, the Orderflowers were extremely powerful. They died out and only one endling exists and in the possession of the Emperor-President. Emperor Dark? He used to be an Emperor of his own dark empire and alive. But... The Orderflower Knighthood of Old opposed him because he was bent on genocide of those who resisted him. They, with the power of the Orderflowers, were unstoppable. Thus Emperor Dark abused magic to death trying to stop them. He tainted himself and sacrificed his own empire and people to stop the Knighthood. But each time he lost and almost died, he augmented himself with the darkest of dark magic, the only force powerful enough to oppose the Knighthood. He eventually succeeded, but all that was left of his mortality was lost when he exterminated the Orderflowers. He didn't initially want to destroy them. He actually wanted to take their power, but he found the power too powerful to grasp. Thus he destroyed them fearing it would be his ultimate downfall. But all the power was stored within the last Orderflower, and given to what's called the Orderflower Warrior.
 * (Keiji): And... That was my mom?
 * (Lula): Yes. She survived most of the battle against Emperor Dark as he swore to steal all power in Chrysanthemum and rule the world. She died at age 114 after passing the power to you during a D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. raid and we relocated you to a place Emperor Dark would never find you.
 * Lula: Now he's found you, so we must prepare you for fulfilling the prophecy where the next Orderflower Warrior would end Emperor Dark once and for all. That's no doubt you.
 * Keiji: "..... And I thought worring about S.A.T.'s was bad enough. Now I have to worry about monsters and some scary evil imperialistic group wanting me gone?"
 * Lula: "For lack of a better way to say it, I'm afraid so. Should the Emperor discover the failure, it's a safe bet he won't tolerate it well and get even more monsters after you."

Emperor Dark
D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. Fortress Palace
 * Emperor Dark was introduced as a figure similar to Ainz Ooal Gown of Overlord, and he sang this.
 * Emperor Dark:... PSYCH!!! I DON'T NEED ANY COMFORT!!! BECAUSE I'M EMPEROR DARK!!! (Cackles)
 * Queen Beryl-Like Figure: Exemplary performance, your highness!
 * Emperor Dark: Why thank you, Lady Facete. I always fancied myself to sing. So, has McNasty reported back and stopped Garuhiro's daughter pest?
 * Lady Facete: Crystal ball continues to have a bad signal, but it's obvious what happened.
 * Emperor Dark:... Failed? Well it's no big deal, we can always try again.
 * Lady Facete: Actually, your highness... There IS no trying again. Keiji has learned of her past and is on her way to Far Tokyo to begin her quest.
 * Emperor Dark: "..... MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN?!"
 * A phathic yelp was heard, as Mr. Mean poked his head in.......
 * Mr. Mean: "(Nerviously laughs)..... Yes, your imperial highness?"
 * Emperor Dark: "..... HOW DID YOU ALLOW THREE OF OUR BEST MONSTERS TO FAIL?!"
 * Mr. Mean yelped!
 * Mr. Mean: "I, I don't know, sire! The plan was perfect! Sharkaia would lead the girl to Jenacle to.... Do his thing, and Walljiro would block all escapes! Things were perfect until those defects Beast-Man and Mantis-Woman showed up and-"
 * Emperor Dark: "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?! (Mr. Mean yelped as a yellow substence was seen)...."
 * Mr. Mean pulled out a snowcone cone.
 * Mr. Mean: "You made me drop my lemon snowcone, sire."
 * Emperor Dark: "..... YOU, HAD ONE JOB, MCNASTY?! ONE, JOB?!"
 * Mr. Mean: "It wasn't a complete failure, sire! We now know she's in Shinning Town!"
 * Emperor Dark: "Shinning Town? That backwater neightberhood?! That is litterally the stupidest hiding spot ever..... But considering that I think it be too stupid for me to look there, IT WAS DECEPTIVELY BRILLIENT?! They knew I don't care for suberben areas?!"
 * Mr. Mean: "Well, we still have the monsters and reshorces to find her sire! We can still stop the propichey!"
 * Emperor Dark: ".... THEN REDEEM YOUR FAILURE AND ORDER EVERY MONSTER IN MY SERVICE TO GO OUT INTO THE WORLD AND FIND SHINNING TOWN, AND REDUSED THAT NEIGHTBERHOOD TO ASHES?! TELL THEM TO NOT BE AFRAID OF ANY MEANS THEY HAVE TO GET WHAT THEY WANT?! TELL THEM THEY WOULD HAVE TO DESTROY A CITY IF IT MEANS GETTING TO THAT GIRL!? I WANT HER OUT OF EXISTENCE?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! (FIRES A RED LAZER THAT FORCED MR. MEAN TO RUN OFF LIKE A BITCH TO DO EXACTLY WHAT HE ASKS)......... (Sighs)...... I bet darkspawn don't have to put up with incompident sidekicks."
 * Lady Facete: Sire, you do know that she might not be there anymore now that she knows, right? I said she was headed for Far Tokyo.
 * Emperor Dark: Yes, but it's easy to squeeze information from anyone there and we have monsters in almost EVERY hidden corner in Far Tokyo. And should it come to a last resort... We'll have to initiate Operation: Blackburn.
 * Lady Facete:... You mean command all the monsters to attack and destroy Far Tokyo looking for her?
 * Emperor Dark: That's right. We've been after that broad for too long! This may be our final chance. If she's allowed to unlock her potential, we'll be ruined! Or even worse.... I'll have to unleash the most destructive of our monsters creations onto the world..... Project C.H.I.M.E.R.A."
 * Lady Facete: "(Gasps)..... Let's prey it doesn't have to come to that, sire! That, abomination, was a beast even you can't control!"
 * Emperor Dark: "That's why I aim to destroy that brat before it comes to this, Facete! Because if that brat prevents me from taking over this world, then there may as well BE no world for anyone to rule if Project C.H.I.M.E.R.A. had it's way!"

So Gusu/Far Tokyo/Meeting Nightwatcher/Crysanthemum's Best Heroes
Bar (Later...) Far Tokyo
 * Girl: (She flew in and entered as the rest of the scene plays like this)
 * Girl #1: SAIYAN!!!!!
 * Boy #1: "THANK YOU, LADY OBVIOUS!! I swear, anime characters are so idiotic and obvious-cracks, and yes, I know how self-racist that sounds."
 * Saiyan Girl: Oh, gee, what gave me away?
 * Boy #2: "Well, for starters, ya just flew inside the building. That's some DBZ shit right there!"
 * Saiyan Girl: Many of us can fly with our Ki, you know! Silver lining, at least it wasn't the usual 'I can see your buttcrack and missing monkey tail', AND at least you didn't greet me with racist comments. Men. Where's Mister Faunus? (They pointed him to the bar table where she met a kemonomimi figure with Tanuki ears and a Tanuki tail)... Thanks! (She walks up) Gimme one of everything. Saiyan Special. I'm STARVING!!
 * Mister Faunus: You Saiyans are always hungry.
 * Saiyan Girl: Yeah, deal with it! Now stop playing the race card and let's cut to the chase.
 * Mister Faunus: So, you obviously know me, sweetheart, so, before we talk, you got a name?
 * Saiyan Girl: I got two. Saiyan name's Garlia, but my foster name's So Gusu. But, instead of both those AND sweetheart, you can call me SIR!! (She grabs and twists his balls as he exclaimed comically) They say you know everyone, so where can I find a girl named Keiji Yackamora?
 * Mr. Faunus: "I'm sorry, who?"
 * So Gusu: Oh, I'm sure you know since you snoop like a sly fox. So unless you wanna stop being well-endowed, AND be neutered at the same time, can you tell me where you met Keiji? 16 years old, loves to sing, and would give Sailor Moon an inferiority complex?
 * Mr. Faunus: "Who are yous to assume that I know about a girl like that?"
 * So Gusu: Well, you ARE one of the big names of the Underground Kemonomimi Zaibatsu. You're wanted for murder, theft, pickpocketing, smuggling, oy, among the most JAILABLE offenses you can possibly imagine. You've been everywhere. You were said to have met her on the streets and helped her with kemonomimi gangsters. So again I ask, where, is, SHE?!?
 * Mr. Faunus: "...... How much is she worth to you-" (His nuts were twisted again as he exclaimed more comically)
 * So Gusu: You and I both know that she's in more trouble than she realizes. You met her because she's a target to D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. for reasons that could bring it down. So last chance, tell me, or I pop your balls like berries!
 * Mr. Faunus: I DON'T REMEMBER, I SWEAR!!!
 * So Gusu: Exqueeze me? (She twists his balls more)
 * Mr. Faunus: FFHUTGGFDGHJJHGFFDDAAA!!!! I SWEAR, SIR!!!!
 * So Gusu: That's better! So, where is she?
 * Mr. Faunus: OKAY, OKAY, SHE'S SOMEWHERE IN SHINING TOWN, OWWWWWWWW!!!! (She lets him go)
 * So Gusu: Thank you soooo much! Sorry about the disturbance, how's about we kiss and make up?
 * Mr. Faunus:... I always wanted to kiss a girl. Okay. (He leaned in slowly until she punched him with enough force to send him into space and back again after he exclaimed like this)
 * So Gusu was about to leave, but the people panic, but not at her, but at an arriving very tall disco headed D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. creation dressed in groovy 70's attire, even having a lava lamp secter and elevader shoe guns that shoot actual elevaders.
 * So Gusu: "..... Well, if it ain't the Disco King, one of D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. more, interesting creations. You litterally look like you just CAME out of the 70s."
 * Disco King: "Baby, his imperial highness wants that babe captured so the D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. groove can last forever. Ohhh yeahhhh."
 * So Gusu: "Sorry Disco King, but like the 70s, Emeperor Dark's reign will be another passé era."
 * Disco King: "Baby, the only thing deader than what I'm the king of, is gonna be you soon enough. Get ready for my KILLER moves!"
 * This song played as Disco King and So Gusu began to battle eachother as the patrons began to run away from the ensuing destruction!
 * So Gusu: KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEHAAA!!! (She fired a Ki blast that bounced off Disco King and everywhere as she dodged the many beams) DAMN!
 * Disco King: Foes like me are made to compete with you, baby! Your lasers only get this party started!
 * So Gusu: Oh, I have ways to beat you! (She flew up and tried to stomp on him until he shines a bright light that blinded her) DYAAAAAAAAAGGHH!!!
 * Disco King: That all the moves you got? Baby, I thought you Sayian types mean business. I mean, what would that Prince Vegeta guy say about this right now. And I mean the serious one, not the abridged verson."
 * So Gusu: "(Recovers) I don't know the Prince personally, but he sounds very tough. And trust me, neither of us would like to actselly meet him. He'd finish you off before you had a chance to attack."
 * Disco King: Understatement of our lifetimes, sister- (She punched him so hard he shattered into pieces)... That was NOT groovy. (So Gusu stomped on his mouth and shattered)
 * So Gusu: No... But it was fun. And like that, another Monster of D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. went bust. I think I'm done here.
 * ???: You think? (Faunus came up in a Ki glow) Because I know Ki, and a lot of it, too!
 * So Gusu: (Sighs)..... Of course you do. Well come at me! (The two fought as this played and Faunus whooped her until he was shocked when she displayed a Super Saiyan form)
 * Faunus: "AW COME ON?! HOW MANY SAYIANS GET TO ASSEND TO SUPER SAYIAN ALREADY!? A SUPPOSED LEGEND GETS LESS AND LESS SPEICAL EVERY DAY?! I MEAN, IS THERE NO LIMIT TO HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN BECOME SUPER SAYIANS?!"
 * So Gusu: It's not particularly hard. A Saiyan just needs to be super angry and feel loss or regret, often sadness or anger. The true Super Saiyan is the hardest to obtain.
 * Faunus: "..... That doesn't make it less like Toriyama doesn't take DBZ very seriously!"
 * So Gusu: Just don't question it and keep fighting me!
 * Faunus: Oh for Super Saiyan God's sake! Okay then, bring it on!
 * So Gusu:... I figured you wouldn't be ballsy to take on a Super Saiyan.
 * Faunus: People HAVE beaten Super Saiyans before, so don't assume I'll be scared of one.
 * So Gusu: "You do realised that I litterally just beaten Disco King to a broken glass pulp, right?"
 * Faunus: Of course I do, you stupid monkey!... But I don't break easily.
 * So Gusu: "Yeah, your balls may have to disagree with you there."
 * Faunus: WHY YOU LITTLE- (They continued fighting and though Faunus put up a good fight, he still fell)... Ow!
 * So Gusu: So, you wanna continue fighting, because DBZ villains usually don't live in the end.
 * Faunus:... (Gulps)... Have one of everything on the menu on the house if that's what you want.
 * So Gusu: Oh, you're too kind. (The unbelievably large buffet came out)... Speaking of which! (She ate all the food unbelievably fast and then left without gaining weight) Because I'm in a good mood, here's some yen to fix the place. (Hands them money)
 * Club Owner: "...... Why must anime be so chaotic?"
 * Icky: (They parked the van in Far Tokyo) Alright. Here we a- (Keiji zipped up and gasped comically for 5 seconds and giggled excitedly)
 * Girl Sora: Oh no!
 * Lula: ("Here we go again!") (Keiji sang this)
 * Lord Shen: "..... THAT'S Your choosen one? And I thought PO was the most anti-climaticly propicised hero, BUT THIS YOUNG LADY?! If I were Emperor Dark, I would be laughing my bones off!"
 * Lula: "Don't underestimate her. When she can think straight.... And not get distracted, with the right guidence and when she is at her true potaintional, the Emperor would not be so quick to scoff at her."
 * Keiji: (Zipped up to Lula in anime fever and grabbed her) LULA, THEY HAVE EVERYTHING HERE!!!! MANGA, SHOPPING MALLS, DANCE CLUBS, EVERYTHING I COULD EVER HOPE FOR!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!
 * Lula: KEIJI, WILL YOU CALM DOWN ALREADY?!? WE'RE NOT HERE TO SIGHTSEE OR SPEND YEN LIKE MAD!!! We're here to find Nightwatcher!
 * Keiji: "You stiffy old kitty! I liked it better when all you said was meow!"
 * Lula: "Well thanks to those three monsters Beast Man and Mantis Woman saved you from, and pardon this unfortunate pun, but the cat's out of the bag now. I am trying to make you focus to protect you, and so you can save this world from Emperor Dark, because should he succeed in conguring this world, who knows what the Emperor will seek out next?"
 * Keiji: Well it'll be worth meeting Nightwatcher. Oh, he is SOOOOOO dreamy! His stories reach Shining Town and the first time he arrived... I was in LOVE!!! (Her eyes turned into hearts)
 * Lula:......
 * Man-Beast: (Whispering to Lula) She does know Nightwatcher's the Ijime bully she hates, right?
 * Lula: No. Let's humor the deludtion and wait for her reaction. It'll certainly be classic.
 * Mantis-Woman: You know, you have a bit of a dark side.
 * Lula: "I like to view it more as, tough love."
 * Screams were heard along side metalic stomps!
 * Man-Beast: "Aw nuts, that sounds like another monster of D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. coming this way!"
 * A huge metalic robot with a slot-machine body came in!
 * Robot: "(Chockney accent) Oy! Who's ready for the "Slot-ter Machine"!? (The Slots stopped at three chain saws as he began to shoot out chainsaws!)"
 * Mantis-Woman: "Aw, crud. It's Slot-ter Machine. A walking bad pun of Slughter and Slot Machine."
 * Slot-ter Machine: "(Sees the group and sees Keiji)..... Oy! There you are, ya trouble making choosen one! Get ready for your blooming luck to run out! (The Slots spinned to have matching pictures of robotic soldiers, then produced said soldiers) Allright Dark Bots! GET THAT LITTLE WANKER?! (The Dark Bots charged!)"
 * Man-Beast: "Keiji, go with Lula and the visitors, me and Mantis-Woman can hold them off!"
 * Keiji: "But Mr. Beast, that mean sin machine will hurt you!"
 * Man-Beast: "Don't worry, kid. I'm not stranger to this punk espeically. I had my run-ins with him back when I served D.A.R.K.N.E.S.S. before I rebelled. About time we settled this once and for all. Now go!"
 * Keiji: "But-"
 * Lord Shen: "He said he can take care of himself, young miss!"
 * Phil: "Now get in the van!"

(Meeting Nightwatcher)
 * Keiji:... You... YOU SAVED ME!!! I WAS SAVED BY THE HANDSOME NIGHTWATCHER!!! (Shivers in joy)
 * Nightwatcher:... I see she found out.
 * Lula: Yep. No thanks to some of Dark's dumb monsters. She's taking it like a Keiji-
 * Keiji: (Anime feverish) WILL YOU MARRY ME?! I FOUND OUT I'M A HERO!!! I WANT TO FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE!!! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!!
 * Nightwatcher: UGH!!! DO YOU EVER KEEP QUIET?!?
 * Keiji:...... Wait...... Who are you? (Nightwatcher revealed his true face as she was like this)
 * Keiji: IJIME?! YOYOUAYOUYOYOYOUWASTHENIGHTWATCHERYEYEYEYEYOUWASTHEYOUWATHEYOUWAYOUYOUYOUDANI, YOUWASDANIGHTWATCHER, YOUWASDANIGHTWATCHER, YOUWASDANIGHTWATCHER!!!!
 * Ijime:... (Dubbed as SVTFOE Toffee) SURPRISE!!
 * Keiji:... I feel emotionally violated! I was in love with a d***bag!!! Ahhhkkk!!! HUUUEEGHHH!!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKK!!!! (She comically beats herself up in random ways in an anime fashion)
 * Icky: (Watching this happen) You weren't lying, pussycat. This IS funny.
 * Lula: Wasn't telling that to you, but yeah.
 * Keiji: YOU WERE THE HERO OF FAR TOKYO THAT WAS MINE?!?... I don't believe it. This must be a prank involving a Halloween costume.
 * Ijime: Keikei, it's true. I am the Nightwatcher.
 * Keiji:... (Slumps and sobs) HOW COULD THIS BE?! I LOVED A GUY WHO TREATED ME LIKE TOFU!!! JUST SOMETHING TO CHEW UP AND SPIT OUT IN DISGUST!!!
 * Ijime: Ugh, don't take it so hard, Keikei!
 * Keiji: I'M GONNA, AND DON'T CALL ME KEIKEI!!!! You expect me to fight with you after all the garbage you put me in?!
 * Ijime: Uh, yeah. How else should I keep my identity a secret? No mask and being a casual school boy in a town in the middle of nowhere isn't enough. Being a bully with a coolness edge, a record, yaddayaddayadda, it's the perfect cover.
 * Keiji: SO, I WAS JUST PART OF SOME COVER?!
 * Ijime: Kei, can you not look too deeply into it?
 * Keiji: OKAY, KEI ISN'T A GOOD NAME EITHER!!! AND WHY NOT?! WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE TO FOCUS ON ME MORE THAN ANY OTHER KID?! WE'RE A DIME A DOZEN FOR HEAVENS' SAKE!!!! WHY AM I SO DIFFERENT?!
 * Ijime: BECAUSE YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, DUH!!
 * Keiji: DO NOT GO EXPECTING ME TO BELIEVE YOU COULD JUST BE DOING THAT CRAPS*** TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME COOL BACKSTORY!!! THAT'S F*****G D*****H, IJIME!!!
 * Ijime: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!!
 * Everyone: WHAT?!
 * Keiji: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!
 * Ijime: Yeah, I said it! I think you're f*****g hot!!! I've had a crush on you since kindergarten! All those things I did were also a way to spend time with you without blowing my cover and losing an education. I mean, I need one! I'm a straight A student, but I have no clue how to do long division! One of you misfits give me a division!!
 * Kowalski: 1064 divided by 87?
 * Ijime: See? Not a clue! GET A CALCULATOR!!!!
 * Keiji: Bulls***!
 * Ijime: I AAAAMMA!!!! I WAS ONLY TEASING YOU!!! I LOVE WATCHING YOU ACT SILLY!! I wanted to see how cute you could get. You make me laugh harder than I even could before!! And your voice? My GOD!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! I COULD LISTEN TO YOU SING FOREVER!!! I m*********d to it the other day! Your voice is so cute and attractive!
 * Keiji: YOU ALWAYS SAID IT WAS ANNOYING!!!
 * Ijime: Duh, because I didn't want to distract myself and have a wet dream in public! Especially in school! I didn't want to fall back because of a voice like that. You're so hot, I can't be the only one who wants to bang you like a gun!
 * Keiji: Okay, that doesn't change anything!!
 * Ijime: Ugh, I'M SORRY, OKAY?!?
 * Keiji: Too little, too late.
 * Ijime: Look, you found me! It can't be just for me to rip your heart out! Why do you think I'm a superhero?... Because I was inspired by you. (Keiji stopped)... When I discovered who you really were, I wanted to be just like you. I wanted to help you. I was nothing before then. I wanted to help you stop Dark and become the heroine you were born to be.
 * Keiji:... Well... So what? You're just a kid who couldn't mind his own business, otherwise he'd be a better student.
 * Ijime: Ugh, what do you want me to say, Keiji?! I'm sorry!!
 * Keiji: I TOLD YOU, IT'S TOO LATE!!!
 * Lula: ENOUGH!!!! (The two stopped)... Keiji, I know this is a shock, but we didn't find him just to start a scene and ruin your idolization. He DID save your life.

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