Darkness Qui's Last Stand

Darkness Qui's Last Stand is the 24th Episode in the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. With all her plans to united the villain teams from beginning to end destroyed, and dealing with the ultimate pain of discovering that she's not what she believed herself to be, Darkness Qui is still unnaturally depressed, and has forsaken any plans to bring the Villains Act back through uniting the villain teams together since it was not what she was meant to do. Now she is under the protection of her 'father' Eagle-Beak, as well as Sing Jin Sue, the broken-out Hank, Anima, Batula, Loogar, Sting'nBite and the resurrected Xerxes XX and his forces. They, along with Narcotic, Celisus and QP, have created armies upon armies of Qui Drones and set magical and technological defenses around the Pyramid to protect it from the upcoming crusades of the High Council/AUU Grand Council Alliance, the finest heroes of both UUniverses, The Villain League, The Scourge Imperials, Team Nefarious, a VA-inspired remnant group, and the Mafia Alliance who have sent an army of deadly mercenaries lead by the notorious Crangor the Merciless. All of these people have different needs for Qui, yet because of the League delaying the Shell Lodgers with Freddy Fried Khicken, the battle will distract all forces from their true goals, giving the Deserta Bandits' leader, Scor-Pan, the opportunity he had been waiting for. Scor-Pan told Qui that the pyramid she used as her hideout actually belonged to a powerful priestlord named Amutt, who had been sealed up along with his family and the mummy army he created after he foreseen a prophecy that a scarlet dragon would come and help him bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses by conquest. Given a new purpose, Qui agrees to find Amutt and fulfill this prophecy. She awakens Amutt and his undead army and begin their plans. This scared off the crusading heroes and villains, and Qui and Amutt set forth the path of conquest. The armies began to attack the Dragon Realms at the exact moment the Lodgers defeated Freddy, and they are able to disable or injure most of the Lodgers. Cynder then decides that she must confront Qui and finally beat her off of the insanity Amutt encouraged on her. But in trying to do so, she constantly gets more visions in her head reminding her of her past with her, causing her to question more and more where she came from, who she was, and what she could possibly become. Can Cynder be able to top Qui once more, and be able to stop a supposely unstoppable new age?

Transcript
Intro (The Mummy Main Theme)

Chapter 1: The Deserta Crusades
Deserta, After Qui's Last Defeat Outside the Pyrimid. 5 hours later. Oasis. The Pyrimid. Vision Present Darkness Qui's Room
 * Qui was alone and crying on her throwne.
 * Eagle-Beak walked in.
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... Quidilin?"
 * Darkness Qui: "..... What do you want?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "....... I brought someone to, repent his mistakes with you. He insists that he was just as much a puppet to them as you were... He means his sincereiest regrets."
 * Darkness Qui: "Who?"
 * ???: "Your grace.... I'm, truely sorry for this."
 * A familier Salamander Figure stood next to Eagle-Beak.
 * ???: "I want to give you, a powerful apology gift. With the Professor's help, I was able to require your great machine, and already, my magicly reserected forces are rebuilding your great behenmoth, to protect you from those that now seek your power. Your among true friends, Qui."
 * Darknes Qui: "...... Xe?"
 * The music gets dramatic as the figure reveils himself as Xerxes.
 * Xerxes: ".... Yes, Qui..... It's me...."
 * Darkness Qui's sadness turns into quick anger!
 * Darkness Qui: "YOU BASTURD?! WHY DID YOU HELPED THOSE, MONSTERS TAKE AWAY MY FAMILY?! WHY?!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please, I didn't know any better at the time, I was so blinded by the loss of my own family that, it allowed those unrightious basturds to control me, I-"
 * Darkness Qui jumped from her throwne, charging and roaring at Xerxes!
 * Xerxes: "QUI, PLEASE, WAIT!"
 * Darkness Qui: (Grabs him by the throat)...WHY THE HELL DID EAGLE-BEAK EVEN RESURRECT YOU?!? You're nothing to me anymore! THE WHOLE VILLAINS ACT MEANS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, you put Xerxes back down this instant!
 * Sgt. Crush: Yes, or do I have to bring out my disintegration rifles on you? (Takes out a disintegration rifle)
 * Eagle-Beak: (Slaps Crush) IDIOT! I said no violence on Qui! Qui, please, just put him down! He just came to apologize.
 * Darkness Qui: Apology NOT accepted! He's a Villains Act villain, and he deserves to be as DEAD as it!
 * Eagle-Beak: (Immobilizes Qui and she lets go of Xerxes as he gasps for air)...Look, Qui, I know discovering your true origins are a lot to take in, but you need to step up. You can still do great things in the villain community.
 * Darkness Qui: I don't think I was MEANT to be a villain, Mr. Eagle-Beak--
 * Eagle-Beak: Please, call me father.
 * Qui: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!! YOU'RE JUST SOMEONE WHO USED ME!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: I was going to raise you to be a hero, Qui! I didn't wanted you to become a villain either. You only became a villain because we were both separated. I became a villain because I lost you, AND I only wanted to protect Equestria from Nightmare Moon! I thought nopony else besides Celestia could be powerful enough to defeat her. And she might not even be enough!
 * Qui: Well, you wasted your time! I could've been given a greater purpose in the Dragon Realms. Where did you even find my egg, anyway?
 * Eagle-Beak: THAT'S your biggest question? I found you as a surviving egg in a home destroyed by the planets native warmongering apes! I adopted you. I gave you all the love I could give to you. You enjoyed being loved. I knew you were destined for great things.
 * Darkness Qui: So you want me to be a hero now? After you said I could do better in the VILLAIN community?
 * Eagle-Beak: I didn't say that, did I? The world broke us apart! They dared to interfere with our happy lives. That's why I'm asking you to join me in my quest for revenge.
 * Darkness Qui: NEVER! I don't care how much love you gave me, I've moved on! I found a life that was just as good as the one you would've given me. And I preferred it far better than being told that I was a prodigy. I don't WANT to be by your side. Especially since you're evil! I'm never doing evil, not now, not ever again!
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, please, I'm sure we can figure this out.
 * Darkness Qui: Forget it! I've already spoken! Just get out of here!
 * Xerxes: But... What will you do, your grace? Everyone knows where you're hiding, and there's a good chance that the heroes aren't the only ones who are after you. Eagle-Beak here admitted you were a legendary breed of these universes versons of Zewinsaurs in front of a live camera footage. The entire UUniverses know you're a legendary breed! The villains you tried to unite are going to go nuts looking for you!
 * Darkness Qui: The drones can protect me! Especially the G-50 NovaTitan. Much appreciated that you retrieved it for me, but that doesn't change anything. I made an oath not to do evil again, and I'm sure as hell going to keep it!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Qui, please! The Villain teams have armies that can reduse the drones into nothing! Even this, Nova Titan will be destroyed by a leage monstrosity or some death ray from Nefarious! You need us more then ever!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please... I'm sorry for everything, I'm truely am. I.... I know what it feels like to have your family unfairly taken from you for a stupid reason! The Secret Founders malmitulated the Sea Squrils to actselly get upset their old water broke from one of my parents' pranks! Now, as much of a historic landmark it as, it wasn't usually THAT big of a deal the stupid thing broke! Heck, the tower has an infamous history of just breaking apart out of nowhere or cause of a stupid ship accsident! WHY, was my parents' prank any different!? But I'm off track. Qui, my beloved, please. By all means, forsaken the Villains Act like I had proudly did, and you don't have to enjoy the dark path anymore, but please.... The Light path will never forgive us for our actions. Redemption at this point is.... Beyond impossable. We're.... We're the closet to people that'll ever be able to accept you."
 * Darkness Qui: "I DON'T CARE!? LEAVE, ME, ALONE?!"
 * Darkness Qui flew away from Eagle-Beak and Xerxes, perching herself on a statue.
 * Xerxes: ".... Qui! There's something I wanted to give to you for a long time now! I, was gonna give it to you after I had seen through my blind ambitions to destroy the sea squirls, but... That is no longer my path. Qui.... (Bings out a small black box, and reveils a beautiful jeweled alternate ring)..."
 * Qui looked to see what Xerxes was holding, and driven by curiousity, flew back down from the statue and landed where Xerxes was.
 * Xerxes: "..... Qui, your the most beautiful creature of, any, united universes. This Universe, the Universe I came from, any other possable universes. Uh, there were gonna be alot of lines related to the Villains Act, but, I have to cut them out for obvious reasons.... Qui, will you, embrace my hand in marriage?"
 * Darkness Qui was both touched but... Was too sadden by certain events to accept.
 * Darkness Qui: "...... I can't...... I just.... Can't......"
 * Xerxes looked as if he's heart-broken.
 * Darkness Qui then turned away from him.
 * Darkness Qui: "Both of you, just, please..... Leave."
 * Xerxes stared sadly, and began to shed tears.
 * Eagle-Beak comferted Xerxes.
 * Eagle-Beak: "It's, best to leave her be. She need time to think her life over."
 * Eagle-beak leads Xerxes, Xu Boom and a disappointed Sargent Crush away.
 * Celisus and Narcotic were watching in sadness.
 * Celisus: "... Come on, you virus collecting knuckle-head, let's spare Qui of our own presence."
 * Narcotic: "But, I wanted to tell her that I don't blame her for freaking out."
 * Celisus: "It'll have to be under better circumstances.... Now come on, let's just leave."
 * The two left.
 * QP was the only one who wasn't leaving, and entered to confront Qui.
 * QP: ".... Quidilen.... I'm sorry for not telling you this sooner. I wasn't able to break free of the protocals until now. Please. By all means, have remorse for the violence you commited. But please.... The Heroes will never forgive us for what we did.... We're nothing but outcasts now.... We only have eachother now... Quidilen. I want to see you more then just a partner.... I want to see you.... As a friend....."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... You, tried to kill me back in that cyberconnected park...."
 * QP: "Ugh, THAT was because you used to be a glory-hogging idiot back then?! And from being corrupted by getting too much vast knowledge from Dino Comp. Look, point is, we both changed since then! Your far from the same idiot, and I'm far from.... Being entirely murderious. Quidlilen, please. Don't hate us for what the Founders did.... And don't reject Xerxes for being just as much as victim to them as you are. Those basturds, took his parents through turning the sea squirls into idiots! By all means, be mad at THEM! But don't reject him for this.... Qui.... Give us a chance."
 * Darkness Qui: "QP, just LEAVE ME alone, and bother someone else?! GO?!"
 * QP: "..... (Sigh)..... As you ordered, Quidilen...."
 * QP walked away.
 * Darkness Qui sighed sadly, and left her throwne.
 * Darkness Qui left the Pyrimid as Metavincemanders that served Xerxes began building a generator.
 * Darkness Qui flew off and headed for a near-by oasis to be by herself.
 * Darkness Qui came to the water's edge, laid down and began to cry.
 * Philomena sees this and flew off.
 * Eagle-Beak was with the recently freed by his Magic, Hank, Anima, Batula, Loogar, and Commander Sting'nBite.
 * Eagle-Beak: "I have recruited you all because you all at some point fought in the same side as Quidilen."
 * Loogar: "Ok, so, again.... Qui was actselly a genecticly altered adopted daughter of yours?"
 * Hank: "Wait, but, what happened to that "Zewinablahblah" stuff?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "It's "Zewinsaur" and, it was never true!"
 * Anima: "Well I felt as if I was sort've ripped-off then."
 * Sting'nBite: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE SECRET FOUNDER ASSHOLES DID THIS TO HER?! AFTER ALL SHE DID FOR MY PEOPLE AND FOR THEM, SHE WAS LIED TOO THIS ENTIRE TIME?!"
 * Batula: "Oh, I would SO SUCK THEIR BLOOD AND SPIT IT IN THEIR FACES IF I EVER MEET THEM?!"
 * Loogar: "Oh, I would do WORSE THEN THAT IF I EVER MET THE BLIIGHTERS!?"
 * Hank: "Yeah man, seriously not cool!?"
 * Anima: "I WOULD EAT THEIR SOULS!?"
 * Sting'nBite: "I WOULD STING THEM UNTIL THEY BLEED TO DEATH!? OR DIE FROM A POSSABLE ALERGET REACTIO- Oh wait, our venom's a shut-in.... THEN I'LL JUST DO THE FIRST THING?!"
 * Xerxes came in.
 * Xerxes: "Calm yourselves, you vengence seeking maniacs. I share your resentment to them as well, but we have FAR more impourent things now. We must keep Qui safe from the crusades that are after her. We need your various powers, strenghs, and other quilities to keep her safe."
 * Loogar: "(Laughs smugly). And who are you suppose to be, Salamander boy?"
 * Xerxes with surprising speed and prowless grabbed Loogar's arm, forced it behind his back and pulled on it!
 * Loogar: "GAOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
 * Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX?! ONCE RULER OF THE METAVINCEMANDER EMPIRE, AND WILL RESPECTED, AS SUCH, BEAST!? YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT ME AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND OBEY EVERY SINGLE ORDER?! IS THAT CLEAR!?"
 * Loogar: "OK OK, SURE, WHATEVER!? JUST CUT IT OUT WITH THE ARM PULLING?!"
 * Xerxes refrains.
 * Xerxes: "Good. Anyone else has any questions?"
 * Batula: "Oh yes, what time is the lunch?"
 * Xerxes intensely stares at Batula, scaring him!
 * Silence.
 * Xerxes: ".... That's, more like it."
 * QP came in worried!
 * QP: "PROFESSOR!? QUIDILEN IS GONE?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... No..... NO?!"
 * Darkness Qui was still crying.
 * ???: "Qui...."
 * Darkness Qui looked to see Princess Celestia.
 * Darkness Qui: "..... Please.... Don't hurt me.... I'm sorry for all the pain I caused you, but.... I'm not the same anymore, I want to change. I.... I promise I won't do anymore awful things again, I.... I just want to have a normal life. Just, please.... I'm sorry."
 * Darkness Qui flinched and sobbed, when Celestia got closer.
 * Darkness Qui: "NO!? PLEASE?! DON'T HURT ME?!"
 * But all Celestia did was give a gentle touch.
 * Darkness Qui looked with confusion.
 * Celestia: "..... No more harm shall be done today."
 * ???: "Well aren't WE assumsuious?"
 * Celestia and Qui gasped to see Mang, Junjie, Chrysalis, Clayton, and other leagers come from the bushes.
 * Cobra: "But if you don't mind.... We'll be taking the Scarlet Dragon now."
 * ???: "Why yes, you all ARE ASSUMSUIOUS?!"
 * Xerxes came riding in on his battle-scared Skaleadon armed with his spector!
 * Cobra: "..... And, you are.....?"
 * Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX, THE-"
 * Junjie: "WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP?! YOU MEAN THE SAME XERXES WHO TRIED TO KILL ABUNCH OF ALIEN SQUIRLS?!"
 * Xerxes: "That Xerxes is no more! What you see is a reborned amfibian! I only wish to protect Qui!"
 * Clayton: "(Chuckles gently).... I think it's same to assume he's one of Eagle-Beak's new allies."
 * Chrysalis: "Well, didn't think the professor would bring backa genisideal maniac to work for him. Ya think that griffin would know better."
 * Xerxes: "HE CHANGED ME OF THOSE WAYS AND NOW THE ONLY DEATHS I WOULD SEEK IS THOSE THAT REFUSE TO LEAVE QUI ALONE?! AND IT WILL BE TO BOTH VILLAINS, (ANGERLY TO CELESTIA) AND HEROES?! SO STAND BACK FROM QUI AT ONCE AND LEAVE HER ALONE?!"
 * Junjie: "YOU AND YOUR OVER-SIZE ABOMINATION DON'T SCAR US?!"
 * ???: "WELL MAYBE WE DO?!"
 * Loogar jumped from nowhere and pounced on Junjie!
 * Loogar: "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A FOXES' LIVER TASTE LIKE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "LOOGAR?! HE'S BROUGHT LOOGAR TO-"
 * Anima processes Chrysalis!
 * Chrysalis: "AHHHHHHHH?! MOMMY?! PLEASE!? STOP HURTING ME!?"
 * Anima's voice; "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!? CONSIDER THIS MY REVENGE FOR FORSAKING ME, LEAGERS?!"
 * Dr. Facilier: "AW COME ON ANIMA, NOT COOL! WE DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE AT THE TIME?!"
 * Anima's voice: "OBEY LORD XERXES' DEMANDS, OR I WILL HAVE HER SOUL?!"
 * Junjie: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, YOU WASH-OUT?!"
 * Anima's vocie: "Oh no?"
 * Chrysalis cries uncontrolably until it appears she's about to die!
 * Cobra: "CHRYLY?! PLEASE ANIMA, NO?! WE'RE SORRY FOR FORSAKING YOU?! PLEASE?! DON'T KILL MY BEAUTIFUL CHANGLING!?"
 * Hank judo kicks Mang down!
 * Hank: "SO GET LOST ALREADY, ASSHOLE?!"
 * Clayton: "WHY YOU LITTLE-"
 * Batula steals Clayton's shotgun!
 * Clayton: "WHAT THE-"
 * Batula laughs!
 * Batula: "I HAVE YOUR BOOM-BOOM STICK, HUMAN!?"
 * Clayton: "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU ANNOYING, TRANSVILVAINIAN TRASH?! OR I WILL-"
 * Sting'nBite painfully stings Clayton in the back!
 * Clayton falls down on the floor and faints!
 * Junjie: "OFF OF ME, YOU FILTHY, DISGUSTING, (PUNCHES LOOGAR IN THE NOSE) BEAST?!"
 * Loogar growls angerly!
 * Junjie: ".... Oh no."
 * Loogar begans to bite into Junjie's gut and rips out his liver!
 * Junjie gave a blood-curtling scream!
 * Darkness Qui: "STOP IT?! STOP IT, YOU ANIMALS?!"
 * Celestia: "Qui, please, while we still have the chance, we need to-"
 * Xerxes' Skaleadon bites into Celestia's wing as nausiating bone cracks are heard, causing Celestia to scream!
 * Xerxes: "GOOD GIRL, SONICA?! NOW, GRAB QUI AND LET US RETREAT!?"
 * Sonica the Skaleadon looks at Qui!
 * Darkness Qui: "NO! WHY DID YOU HURT HER?! SHE JUST WANTED TO-"
 * Sonica grabbed Qui and flew off!
 * Hank, Batula, Sting'nBite, Loogar eating Junjie's liver, And Anima desiding not to take Chrysalis' soul all escaped!
 * Cobra stared intensely.
 * Cobra: "So, the professor wants to play rough, eh? The leage will be more then happy to obliged, Professor. We have to return to camp, restore Clayton and Junjie to full health, and be ready for battle by dawn."
 * The Leagers leave with their wounded.
 * Celestia, healing her wing, only stared sadly at the retreating villains with Qui.
 * Celestia: ".... Eagle-Beak, I know you just wanted to keep her safe, but now, she's in more danger then ever."
 * Eagle-Beak: "QUI, WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT ALONE UNSUPERVISED?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I WANTED A PRIVATE PLACE TO CRY?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "BUT YOU WERE ON THE VERGE OF BEING CAPTURED BY CELESTIA ANDTHE LEAGERS?! ON TOP OF THAT, YOU WERE ON THE BREAK OF GOING OFF WITH CELESTIA?! ARE YOU MAD?! SHE'S PART OF THE CRUSADE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD, QUI!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "SHE DIDN'T ACTED LIKE IT, PROFESSOR?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Maybe not Celestia herself... I known her well enough for that. BUT IT'S THE REST OF THEM I CAN'T TRUST!? ESPEICALLY NOT THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN VAINIANA!? SHE IS CONSIDERING HAVING YOU DEAD, QUI?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME TO BE EVIL AGAIN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "FAR FROM IT?! True! The Counciler is open to spareing, but trouble is, A Slimeballian named Sourball is not?! He is respondsable for making owning an Intensifier Cannon illegal and unrealisticly punishable by death! That bastrud is threatening Vainiana's position in goverment if he doesn't have you dead, Qui!"
 * Darkness Qui: "HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT JUST MAKING SHIT UP!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Scor-Pan! Is your spy falcon back yet?"
 * Scor-Pan came in with such a falcon.
 * Scor-Pan: "Yes indeed, professor."
 * Eagle-Beak takes the falcon.
 * Eagle-Beak: "Qui, stare straight into the eyes of this bird!"
 * Darkness Qui: "..... Are you sure you haven't been out in the sun for too long."
 * Eagle-Beak: "THIS, is a magical bird, Qui! From Scor-Pan's orbs! Now, LOOK AT THE BIRD'S EYES?!"
 * Darkenss Qui: "I'm old enough to have the right to say no."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... LOOGAR, COMMANDER STING, HELP QUI LOOK INTO THE BIRD'S EYES!?"
 * Looger and Sting'nbite grabbed Qui and held her down.
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, just look into them. I promise you what I say is true. If you really want to be safe, then do it.
 * Darkness Qui:... (Sighs) Very well. (Looks into them)
 * Sourball: VAINIANA, HOW DARE YOU LET THAT CRIMINAL SLIME LIVE?!?
 * Grand Councilwoman: It needed to be done. Don Slime has no memory of ever using the illegal firearm, and it would be dishonorable to execute him for something he doesn't remember he did.
 * Sourball: You know something, Vainiana, you've been going soft on all these criminals for a while now, and I've had it! You're not taking your job as councilor seriously. You're not enforcing the law the proper way.
 * Grand Councilwoman: SOMETIMES THE LAW IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER, SOURBALL! Surely a councilor like you should know that. What if YOU had no memory of using an illegal firearm, would that give us a right to execute you?
 * Sourball: Well, I'm NOT Don Slime! I'm sorry, but this is your last chance. If you don't take this position anymore seriously, then I'm just gonna have to remove your position as Grand Councilwoman!
 * Grand Councilwoman:... Outrageous! You have no right to-
 * Sourball: Oh, I have no right? Was I not the one who helped you gain this position in the first place? Was it not me who put my full trust in you for ridding the Galactic Federation of terrorism caused by awful terrorists like the Maraxus Grip?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Well... I...
 * Sourball: Yes, I did! I gave you your position, and you DARE to question that?... Last chance, Vainiana! Improve, or you're out! You are dismissed!
 * Grand Councilwoman: But sir-
 * Sourball: AWAY WITH YOU!!... (The Grand Councilwoman left)...
 * Darkness Qui:...
 * Eagle-Beak: Do you believe me now?
 * Darkness Qui: "..... HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Maybe not nessersarly you, but think about it! Vainiana will be forced by that beastly alien snail to take your life, just to make him happy, even when he's only a minor member of the council and that his threats are meaningless!"
 * Darkness Qui: "... Well, if he's so insignifigent, then there's no worry in defying him."
 * Eagle-Beak: "That's the problem with the Galactic Federation! They're nothing but rules! And many aliens have felt uneasy with her ever since she wasn't decidisvely punishing to an idiot sciencetist and an abominable creation of his that was meant to be a leager weapon! And not being absolute on ending the life of a mutanted Crimelord served to worsen it! Your death, is her redemption that she's still tough and remorseless to people like us, Qui!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, you're a magical creature right? Can't you just malmitulate the aliens to have him impeached out of office?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "AND RISK BEING WANTED FOR MALMITULATING GOVERMENTAL AFFAIRS?! It's not that easy Qui! Sourball would only be disposed of if he was discovered to be a murderious, violent hypocrite that, I don't know, only wanted Terrorists dead so he can sell their souls to terrorist groups and revive them for money and had the Intensifier Cannon made deadly illegal so he can get away with his sceme and intentionally orginstraighted those usurpers and terrorists to use the blasted things originally meant to be some form of greater good turned into a basturdised weapon!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "But still, if the High Council themselves never bowed to him before, they're not going to now?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I may not doubt that, but I can't risk it either?! It's clear you need even MORE time to think it through! Qui, for your own protection, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE THIS PYRIMID!? ESPEICALLY SINCE WE ARE LIKELY TO BE FACING A HUGE BATTLE?! Qui Program! Eschort Qui to her room now!"
 * QP: "Yes Professor. Quidilen, come."
 * Darkness Qui only stared upset with Eagle Beak, as Loogar and Stingn'bite nudged her to get moving.
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please understand. He just doesn't want to lose you again."
 * Darkness Qui: "HOW DARE YOU ALLOWED THAT BEAST TO HURT CELESTIA?!"
 * Xerxes: "Please, you heard what the Professor said, I-"
 * Loogar and Stingn'bite moved Qui along.
 * Xerxes sighed sadly.
 * Sargent Crush: "Seriously? Even when you saved her ass, she acts ungrateful?"
 * Xerxes: "She can't help it, Crush! She just discovered her life was a lie! Alchourse she's gonna act, like this. She just needs time to cope."
 * Sargent Crush sighed.
 * Sargent Crush: "I know sir. I know. I get where she's coming from, but still. Ya think she'd understand that you legitamently cared for her and changed. Heck, even I gave my my sea squirl hate. Though I won't forgive the greedy basturds for the life of me!"
 * Xerxes: "She only needs to cope, Sargent. Once she does, she'll understand. Now, Dawn is another 6 hours. It will soon be time for battle. We must make the sheild generator ready."
 * Sargent Crush: "Yes sir!"
 * Darkness Qui: (Sobs softly)...What am I supposed to do now?
 * ???: Here's a thought. You can come with me.
 * Darkness Qui:...Scor-Pan? (Scor-Pan appears)
 * Scor-Pan: Yes, I have come because there's something grand you can do for the UUniverses.
 * Darkness Qui:...What is it? Because if it's evil, then count me out, I swore never to do evil again.
 * Scor-Pan: I assure you, this is not something I'd consider evil.
 * Darkness Qui: How do I know you're not a confused soul?
 * Scor-Pan: Because with this new position, you could become a hero to people everywhere! You could bring true enlightenment to all of us, and purge the UUniverses of villainy.
 * Darkness Qui:...Really?
 * Scor-Pan: Yes. Just come with me, and all the answers will be revealed.
 * Darkness Qui: "But.... I'm not allowed to leave the Pyrimid.
 * Scor-Pan: "No need to! You have been in the sacred pyrimid of Amutt entire time!"
 * Darkness Qui:... Wait, you knew I was hiding in that mutt's place this whole time, and didn't say anything?
 * Scor-Pan: I thought this would be the best time to tell you.
 * Darkness Qui: "....Well, then, where is he? Why haven't I met the guy by now?"
 * Scor-Pan: "Well.... When curse happened, he and family got trapped inside the basement chamber in a secret room where endless army of mummy warriors are kept. Same basement you desided to convert into.... Qui Drone Factory. It's cleverly hidden."
 * Darkness Qui:... Cleverly hidden?
 * Scor-Pan: Of course! Things aren't always what they seem. The chamber is so well-camouflaged, it is said that only the scarlet dragon of the prophecy Amutt was looking to fulfill could find it.
 * Darkness Qui: ".... And I honestly never realised that?"
 * Scor-Pan: "Eh, you just didn't asked the right people."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... But the Professor won't approve of this, he-"
 * Scor-Pan: "He just needs to see the light! With Amutt, they'll ALL see the light! Become part of great Scarlet Dragon Propicy, and bring true enlightenment! So... Do we have a deal?
 * Darkness Qui:...I'll do it. If it means that I am no longer threatened, then I'll do it.
 * Scor-Pan: Excellent. And let's keep this a surprise, shall we? We don't want anything bad to erupt from this plan of ours. Now, follow me.
 * The two left.

Chapter 2: Deeper in The Pyramid of Amutt/The Power of Amutt Unleashed
Qui Drone Factory Vision Present Outside Pyrimid. Meanwhile... Scourge Imperial camp. Team Nefarious camp. Hero Crusade Camp. Almost dawn. Later... Elsewhere in Deserta. The Leage's camp. On Ship Outside. DR Ship Battlefield Later...
 * (This song played as the Qui Drones were being assembled quickly)
 * Scor-Pan:... So... THIS is where your infinite army of robots are built?
 * Darkness Qui: Indeed. This factory is powered entirely by a mini reactor and about 563 drones are created each day... As long as there are enough resources and as long as we can scavenge the parts of destroyed previous models so it can save us the trouble of getting more metal.
 * Scor-Pan:... And what's with the music?
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, it fits this place well. I had a similar song playing in my last drone factory in the Alternate UUniverses.
 * Scor-Pan:... Right.
 * Darkness Qui: So where is this secret chamber's entrance?
 * Scor-Pan: If I knew, I would've already released them. Only you can unleash it, remember?
 * Darkness Qui:... Oh, boy!
 * Scor-Pan: Relax. Dragons have the ability to see visions. Use this certain ability to locate the entrance.
 * Darkness Qui: "That's the thing. I don't exactly have control of it, it just HAPPENS when it damn feels like it!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Simple. Motivate the visions then. Help eachother out. Give visions reason to happen, it in return will lead you."
 * Darkness Qui: ".... Ok, but don't expect instent results." (Concentrates a bit)...(She then sees a vision of when Amutt was trapped)
 * Amutt: C'MON, SAMUTT, KIDS, WE MUST GET TO THE BACK DOOR!!! THEY'RE GOING TO TRAP US HERE FOREVER!!
 * Female Anubisan (Samutt): WHY?!? WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT OUR WORLD!!
 * Child Anubisan #1: Mommy, I'm scared!
 * Child Anubisan #2: I don't wanna die!
 * Child Anubisan #3: Please get us out of here!
 * Amutt: Don't worry, my daughters, there's an emergency exit not too far from the mummy chamber. Once we reach that, we'll be fine! (They make it through a door, and they are shocked to find that the exit has been transformed into wall) NO!!
 * Samutt: (They see that the entrance to the chamber is turned into wall as well) NOO!!!
 * Child Anubisan #2: We're trapped!
 * Child Anubisan #1: I don't wanna die!
 * Amutt: (The tremors stop and magical torches are lit, and the chamber is lit by magic flames)... What... What happened?
 * Child Anubisan #1:... Yep, we're gonna die.
 * Amutt: No we're not, Cleo. We're immortals. So I'm sure that someone will notice we're missing and find us. We'll be out of here in no time.
 * Samutt: I don't know, honey. I feel that the Egyptian Gods saw to it that we never escape.
 * Child Anubisan #3:...But I don't wanna stay in here forever!
 * Amutt: It's going to be alright, sweetie! We're not going to be here forever. I'm sure the prophecy we've prepared for will come true. Just you wait. We'll be ready to bring true enlightenment across the UUniverses even if it takes us thousands of years!
 * Darkness Qui: (Sees a glowing portion of the wall)...I know where the hidden entrance is!
 * Scor-Pan: Good! Open it! (Darkness Qui locates the entrance, and slides the entrance open)...
 * Darkness Qui:... Hmm... Doesn't seem to be anyone in here.
 * Scor-Pan: They're here. Their immortality will prevent them from dying of hunger or thirst. They're espeically safe from old age, obviously. So we'll be sure to-
 * A fast force pounces on Scor-Pan!
 * Scor-Pan: "DAI-YATZEE?!"
 * Short little Anubisian: "SCORPEE!? YOU FOUND US!? And it only took you nearly a millenda! YAY?! WE WIN AT HIDE-&-SEEK!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "WHOA WHOA WAIT?! YOU ACTSELLY KNOW HER?!"
 * ???: "ABOUT DAMN TIME, YOU WORTHLESS ARRATNID!?"
 * A Anubisian teen with an anger expression came in. This was Cleo.
 * Cleo: "I have been waiting in that room full of dead warriors with my family for so many years that it messed with my sanity?! YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE WHY- (Sees Qui)... Why..... Why..... Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay....."
 * Darkness Qui: "...... Why are you stareing? Didn't your mother told you not to-"
 * Another Anubisian teen came in.
 * Anubisian Teen: "Cleo, what's wrong, and why did you had to yell at Scor-"
 * Cleo: "NEVER MIND THE IDIOT, PATRA! LOOK?!"
 * Patra looks to see Qui.
 * Patra gasped.
 * Darkness Qui: ".... How, long have you people been in this place again?"
 * Cleo: "Uh, excuse us, for a moment?"
 * Cleo drags Patra, the little Anubisian and Scor-Pan to a huddle up!
 * Cleo: "(Fakes laugh), Scor-Pan, my faverite Scorpian.... You managed to find, her, did you my lovely?"
 * Scor-Pan: ".... But you were calling me an idiot and you'd complaining about-"
 * Cleo bongs Scor-Pan in the head!
 * Scor-Pan: "OWCH?!"
 * Cleo: "BESIDES THE POINT, YOU VENOM FACTORY SHUT-IN!? Anyway, sisters, Scor-Pan, this is the greatest oppertunity we have in the long time! She's here?! That means we're in the supposed age of great universeal peace and-"
 * Scor-Pan: "Actselly..... She was adopted and magicly altered by ex-university Griffin to become Scarlet dragon."
 * Cleo: "Oh.... But hey, at least the propitcy doesn't care about tecnicalitys. But it clearly means we got our work cut out for us. If she was created by magic, then CLEARLY this universe's still a mess! All the more fun in bring true enlightenment then!"
 * Patra: "There's more to it then just fun, Cleo. We are also fighting for honor and the safety of Deserta."
 * Scor-Pan: "Agreed young ladies. Now, allow me to make your father aware of this, introduse yourselves to The Scarlet Dragon."
 * The huddle breaks up, and Scor-Pan goes inside.
 * Cleo: "AHEM! Hi, I'm Princess Cleo."
 * Patra bows down.
 * Patra: "Princess Patra, at your command!"
 * The small Anubisian was chasing her tail!
 * Cleo: "(Annoyed) Ugh.... THAT'S, Princess Nile."
 * Darkness Qui: "Aw, she's kinda cute."
 * Nile suddenly notices Qui.
 * Nile: "THE SCARLET DRAGON?! AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!?"
 * Nile pounces on Qui and hugs her!
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh my goodness, she's adorable!"
 * Cleo: "(To herself) Adorabley annoying."
 * Patra nudges Cleo.
 * Patra: "Do mind sister Nile, Scarlet Messiah.... Nile is.... Still realitively young."
 * Darkness Qui: "I can see that. And, I must say. It's wonderful to meet you all."
 * Patra: "And it is a great honor to have been rescued by you, Great Messiah. We thought the unenlighten High Council would've kept you away from us."
 * Darkness Qui: "Yeah, funny story. I.... Ended up getting.... Lost in my ways....."
 * Cleo: "You don't have to go into detail. Father fortold you would fall victim of the clutches of the Unenlighten. Appearently, that of another universe. Wow, were you a fucking mess."
 * Patra nugded Cleo.
 * Patra: "Forgive Cleo.... She speaks her opinions from her mind."
 * Darkness Qui: "Wait, you guys knew I was a villain, yet didn't knew Scor-Pan would lead me here?"
 * Cleo: "Yeah, father's staff likes to be "cryptic" and "mysterious". It doesn't tell us the FULL truth! Damn thing. Ya think it could've warned us that SOMEHOW even Father Anubis would turn on us!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... I see, so, you guys can't control the visions either. How coinecnidental."
 * Nile looks at the Drone Factory.
 * Nile: "Uh, what happened to the basement?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh, sorry about that. I didn't even know it was your home, I... I kinda thought it was a forsaken ruin."
 * Cleo: "Tecnecally, it is now. Every single father and mother of our planet's races hate us! Not even commen grave robbers wanted to touch this place."
 * Darkness Qui: "Why? Wouldn't they want the lost treaures of this place?"
 * Cleo: "Oh, trust me, they wouldn't dare invoke the anger of a immortal Preistlord capable to RIP OUT THEIR SOUL AND BANISH IT TO THE DESERTA UNDERWORLD?!"
 * Patra: "It's mainly because they don't want to free us and allow us to get to the messiah, Cleo!"
 * Cleo: "Ok, so it's the BIG tecnecality, but still, my reason is more badass."
 * Darkness Qui: "Look, I am, very sorry for turning your pyrimid into my hide out for.... My stupidity."
 * Patra: "Please do not insult yourself, Messiah.... You just needed guidence."
 * Cleo: "And you came to the right Anubisians, sister."
 * Scor-Pan came back.
 * Scor-Pan: "The Lord and Lady await."
 * The sisters take and lead Qui to the Mummy Chamber.
 * Cleo: "Can you make sure Qui's entourage is, entertained?"
 * Scor-Pan smiled.
 * Scor-Pan: "Alchourse."
 * Scor-Pan left.
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Dawn is only an hour away, Professor. Why can't we just evacuate Qui from here and-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "That'll take too much time! Besides, the planet's natives have been alarmed about our presence, and will aim to attack us quickly! This Pyrimid is our only stand."
 * QP: "Professor, The Dark Radical Ship has been able to reach this system. It'll come to the planet soon. And..... Crangor's coming. He'll be a minute earlier then the other crusades!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "XERXES?! ORDER THE SHIELD GENERATOR TO TURN ON NOW!?"
 * Xerxes: "YOU HEARD HIM MEN?! TURN IT ON!?"
 * Metavincemander soldiers began turning on various buttons as a whirr is heard.
 * Computer voice: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activation."
 * Eagle-Beak: (A pink spherical hexagon-patterned shield appears over the pyramid)... Perfect!... And you're sure it can withstand anything?
 * Xerxes: Well, it can't withstand EVERYTHING! It would take something as powerful as a nuke to break through this shield with one hit. But really, what are the chances that those crusaders can find a weapon like that on such short notice?
 * Eagle-Beak:... Well... If you're sure, then let's brace ourselves for attack.
 * Cobra: (The Leage camp is seen)... Plankton, you got the tank ready yet?
 * Plankton: As it'll ever be. But we'll need someone big enough to operate it since it took me forever to get it to shoot. Seriously, what kind of race makes a tank that shoots ice cream? And if you say because it was a kid's show, then I'll kill you!
 * Makunga: Because it was a kid's show! (Laughs hysterically)
 * Chrysalis: Makunga, what did we say about that?
 * Makunga:... Sorry.
 * Plankton: Damn right you're sorry! So because of that, you just volunteered to use the tank.
 * Makunga: Bulls***! I have no experience with these kinds of weapons! Unlike Alakay, I grew up wild!
 * Cobra: "Afraid he's right, Plankton. Makunga's about as quilifived to handle a tank as a drunk person with heavy machenery. An actaul exbert is needs to use it."
 * Rourke: "Let me handle it. I driven some tanks in my mercenary days. Just tell me where to shoot and I'll bring the ka-boom."
 * Cobra: "THANK YOU for settling this, Rourke."
 * Shan-Yu came in.
 * Shan-Yu: "Cobra, my falcon reported it. It came back with a few objects. And my men concermed that Crangor is diffently on the move. He's heading quickly to the Pyrimid."
 * Cobra gulps.
 * Cobra: "Is, he alone, or-"
 * Shan-Yu: "Oh, you wish. The dog brought himself his entire mercenary army to fight for him. They're all riding on the finest horses of all of Deserta. Battle-Harden Thoroughbreds."
 * Teen Mang: "Wow, war horses made out of bread?"
 * Shan Yu: IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF BREAD, YOU LUMMOX!! It's the name for a- Oh, forget it!
 * Makunga: And since WHEN have horses been native to Egypt?
 * Chrysalis: They domesticated them in Syria ages ago, you uneducated simpleton.
 * Cobra: Everyone just shut up! We need to get this tank ready so we can fire this super-warhead into the shield so we can get in there quicker. Have any of the others made it here besides the High Council?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, it appears an unidentified spaceship is coming into the planet's atmosphere right now. It doesn't appear to be of UUniversal origin.
 * Cobra: Crap, it's those followers of the Villains Act!
 * Dr. Blowhole: Also, the Leviathan II has arrived and already Team Nefarious placed up a camp.
 * Cobra: DAMMIT, Dr. Nefarious! What about the Scourge Imperials?
 * Dr. Blowhole: They're here too, and have a camp.
 * Cobra: "FUDGE!? THEN I REALLY WISH WE DIDN'T LOST TO THOSE GUYS?! Now getting to Qui will be TOO hard!? D'oh, WHY didn't I make sure THEY WOULD BE DISABLED!?"
 * Chrysalis: "Cause you don't always think ahead."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Oh cheer up, at least you had Freddy take care of those stupid lougers, or otherwise this would be BEYOND impossable?"
 * Cobra: "..... Good point. The greatest athivement in villain history should not be without challnages. And togather with our combined might and stragity, all those challnages will be congured. We'll attack by dawn."
 * Shun-Yu: "Crangor's atatcking earlier then us."
 * Cobra: WHAT?!? DOESN'T THAT BASTARD EVER SLEEP?!?
 * Shan Yu: He's a jackal, he naturally chooses when he can sleep since canines either sleep during day or night.
 * Cobra: MOTHERF*****!! Well, screw sleeping, we gotta get the tank ready NOW!!
 * Rourke: I don't know about that. Our troops are getting really sleepy. (The Shocktroopers are seen beat and tired)
 * Cobra: F*** that! We can't let that mutt get there before us! Plus, we want to make sure that that blasted AUU ship doesn't get any clever ideas!
 * Rourke: "Alright, but don't come complaining to me when the troops are not able to fight acctreately."
 * Cobra: ".... Ok, I know how to resolve that. (Casts a spell that re-engerises the Shocktroopers). There, now let's move!"
 * Mercurymon: "Sir, there's reports that because of Crangor attacking early, the leage is going to attack early as well."
 * Dark Dragon: "Typical Mang not wanting to be outshine by an indie villain. Then we do the same. Prepare the Vahki!"
 * Lawerence: "Sir, it apepars in in following the fact that Crangor's not resting, both the Leage and Scourge are attacking early."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Then we would be fools not to do the same! ONWORD?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "ALL THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY!?"
 * Warson: "WHAT?! But that's too soon! Our Soldiers from our universes barely had any sleep, as did both of our universes finest heroes!"
 * Luna: "What drove them to attack early?"
 * Yen Sid: "Because they don't want Crangor the Merciless get to Qui first."
 * Celestia: "Then we have to act now before Eagle-Beak and his allies get over-wealmed and we lose our chance to get Qui forever."
 * Warson: "But we must wait for the lougers!"
 * Luna: "That may not be an opition anymore. They're caught up in trying to help Banzai out of a sudden fear of..... Chickens."
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie laughed!
 * Pinkie: "WHY WOULD BANZAI BE AFRAID OF CHICKENS? HE'S A HYENA?! HE WOULD TOTALLY EAT THEM FOR BREAKFEST!?"
 * Warson: "Damn. Then we have to make on without them. We can't risk Qui staying akin to dark forces anymore. We have to act now or we'll lose this oppertunity."
 * Pinkie: That doesn't answer my question, silly. Why would he--
 * Luna: Apparently, Cobra hit him with some sort of red powder. They discovered it was something called a 'Fearspawn powder', whatever that is.
 * Yen Sid:...Oh, no! I think I know what that means. But I can't explain it now, we need to get going.
 * Twilight: But what about sleeping?
 * Celestia: There's no time! We have to stop the villain teams before they make things worse!
 * Warson:...Oh, boy, speaking of villains, LOOK! (They all see a large unfamiliar ship entering the sky)
 * Ignitus: What is that?
 * Warson:...The Dark Radicals! EVERYONE HIDE!!
 * Celestia: (She makes the whole camp including themselves invisible as the ship flies past, and some Starbots are seen scanning the ground)
 * Starbot #1: You picking up anything suspicious?
 * Starbot #2: (Watches the scanning computer)...No, there doesn't appear to be anything here.
 * Starbot #1: Well, we need to hurry. Master Munbay is demanding that our possible rivals be detected by dawn tomorrow! (The ship flies off, and once it gets out of sight, the camp becomes visible again)
 * Warson:...Whew! When I saw they had electromagnetic scanners, I thought we were done for!
 * Celestia: That kind of technology can't detect magical energies.
 * Luna: And thank ourselves, because I think that ship might be our ticket to leading us to the villain teams, and possibly even Crangor and the Auramid!
 * Twilight: Then let's move!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY?!"
 * Scor-Pan: "But it true, professor. Because Crangor is attacking early, they all attacked early."
 * Eagle-Beak: "DAMN!? I BARELY HAD THE TIME TO SET IN ALL MY MAGICAL TRAPS!? SCOR-PAN, ORDER YOUR BANDITS TO GO INSIDE AND KEEP QUI SAFE?! THE REST OF YOU!? Prepare for battle!?"
 * Stingn'Bite: "But not enough of our defences are ready!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "NO TIME?! ACT NOW?!"
 * ???: Rushing into things, huh? (Darkness Qui appeared) You couldn't honestly bring yourselves to make time? And yet you were allowed to be a professor at a university? No wonder your plan to turn Equestia into a war nation failed.
 * Eagle-Beak: What are you talking about, Qui? AND WHY ARE YOU DEFYING ORDERS TO STAY IN THE PYRI-
 * Darkness Qui: Adopted father or not, you have no ahortity or control on me! And another thing, if you claim to be smart, then why didn't you set the traps up sooner? If you did more then just sulk about regret that I personally understand your going through with not protecting me sooner, then maybe you'd be prepared. As much as I dispised alternate universe villains now, they at least get things right... Well, the majority of them anyway that aren't murderious psycopaths or... Are a bunch of Narcotics. It's no wonder why the heroes are much more successful here, not just because of a balenced number of heroes and villains, but because.... Well you guys are just, tamed compaired to the Alternate ones. I mean, I heard of exceptions, but they don't tend to last for long, now do they? And this is now the second reason why I swore off villainy.
 * Looger: Are you saying that we're not good villains?
 * Darkness Qui: I mean no offence, I mean, I bet you were all great in your hay-day, but... It's clear that ever since you encountered the Lougers, or at best their allies, you have lost your touch. And all your good for now is continuing an endless cycle of pain and harm and making yourselves look awful, and continue to make the flawwed socity even more unenlighten and be allowed to make more people like you! Which is why, I desided it's time to end the cycle!
 * Eagle-Beak:... What?
 * ???: Yes, great messiah! (Amutt himself appears with his wife and children) The Universe shall exspearienced true peace.
 * Scor-Pan: Ahh, your in great timing as always, master.
 * Eagle-Beak: Master?
 * Amutt: I am Priestlord Amuttamon! Me and my family have waited for eons to escape from our prisons so we can bring total enlightenment to the UUniverses. Now that the scarlet dragon that the prophecy spoke of has come to us, we shall finally make it come true!
 * Sgt. Crush: What the f*** are you talking about?!? Qui, who are these people?!?
 * Darkness Qui: They are my REAL friends! I've found a better thing to do than being a villain. I want to make villainy extinct in these worlds.
 * Hank: "Oh boy. Now she's gone vengeful nialist on us."
 * Eagle-Beak:... Scor-Pan, you know these guys, who are they?
 * Scor-Pan: They are MY masters, and they want people like you erased from existence.
 * Darkness Qui: The time has come for true enlightenment to come to these worlds forever! And it's first victims will be here in this pyramid!
 * Narcotic: But what about us, your grace?
 * Celsius: Yeah, we've been by your side. Do you want to kill US, too?
 * Darkness Qui gasped shocked!
 * Darkness Qui: "KILL!? WHAT DO YOU NITWITS TAKE ME FOR!? A PSYCOPATH?!"
 * Celisus was about to say something.
 * Darkness Qui: "Don't answer that! Besides, Amutt offers BLOODLESS conquesting! There's gonna be no deaths unless something dear to Amutt is threatened!"
 * Batula: "OH GOOD GODS! I thought I was gonna die!"
 * Celisus: ".... Well, in risking of getting a bad answer, if your not gonna kill us, when what the bloodly hell are you gonna do, your grace?"
 * Narcotic: "Yeah, and besides, we're the closet to actselly sympathese with you Qui.... We even forsaken the VA too!"
 * Celisus: "Yes, so did Xerxes and Stingn'Bite! By all means, if your gonna start going after villains, go after the secret founders and the Dark Radicals! We are truely friends, here!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Boys, I appresiate that, I do. It warms my heart to hear it. But, even then, you haven't forsaken villainity as a whole.... Just one of it's worse forms!"
 * Celisus: "Your grace, please! It's not THAT easy to appease to those ungrateful goodie-two-shoes! I was a victim of a cruel governor who wanted to harness my powers borned from a freak accsident! If I try to go back to good after the stupid mistakes I made, Calamari would seek me out again! I'm only a bad guy to get protaction from that awful goverenor!"
 * Narcotic: "Yeah, and.... Nobody likes me anymore after my mistakes.... (Cries himself stupid!)"
 * Hank: "Yeah, and I can't go back to them because they shunned my awesome idea to make evouluion faster!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Through turning everyone into freaks?"
 * Hanks: "YA SEE, THAT KIND OF ATTATUDE KILLED MY DREAM!?"
 * Anima: "I, was a dispicable tyrant in life. I have no hope for redemption. Also, look at me! I look like some sort've horror theme attraction!"
 * Batula: "I, kinda used to be a violent warlord.... Not an easy thing to make people forget about it."
 * Loogar: "..... I lost me parents to the police after I desided to get vengence on those heartless bank people who kicked us out of my home! (Tears fall) YOU THINK THAT'S EASY TO WALK AWAY FROM!? I TURNED INTO A MONSTER THANKS TO THE REAL MONSTERS IN THE BANK!?"
 * Stingn'Bite: "Your already well aware what was wrong with the Skeetraziods, Qui. But even when my race were able to redeemed themselves, I couldn't be allowed that because I was the most "Loyal" to you! Oh, because I desided to behaive like a good soldier, that makes me evil? THAT STUPID ZTINGERELLA DIDN'T EVEN LET ME EXPLAINED THAT I ORIGINALLY HATED YOU FOR WHAT YOU WERE, QUI?! But I treated you with respect because I was being a soldier! A DAMN, GOOD, SOLDIER?! A soldier, doesn't complain about how much of a jackass the policitcal leaders are!? AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME!? ZTINGERELLA THINKS I'M NOTHING BUT A MONSTER?! WELL, I'M A MONSTER SHE CREATED THROUGH BEING UNFAIR?! DIDN'T SHE THINK I WANTED TO MAKE UP FOR MY OWN STUPID ACTIONS TOO!? DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... You didn't exactly object to killing people, Sting."
 * Stingn'Bite: "AGAIN?! I WAS BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT THAT WOULD BE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE KILLING PEOPLE?! ISN'T THAT WHAT SOLDIERS ARE SUPPOSE TO DO?!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, I don't need to explain why people can never forgive me. I tried, to harm the sea squirls, and not many people well understood the sin they created and just say me as some nutcase who hates cuteness!"
 * Sing Jin Sue: "My mistakes are too unforgiveable to socity. I would be a fool to try and mend thinsg with them."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, NEITHER OF US WANTED THE PATH WE'RE ON!? I CERTAINLY AS HELL DON'T?! But fate, doesn't let us choose our own desteny after we abuse our choices! It's a cruel mistress, but it would be even crueler if we attempt to try to redeem to our mistakes! I, tried that once... AND LOOK AT THIS!? (Shows his wings) THEY RIPPED SOME OF MY FEATHERS OFF, AND GAVE, ME, THIS?! (POINTS TO ORNICLE) THEY DAMAGED MY EYE PERIMENTLY THAT I NOW HIDE BEHIND THIS VERY ORNICLE?! And I lived, in world, that valued friendship.... FRIENDSHIP?! If even THEY can't forgive us, why should we try being what they accuse us of?"
 * Darkness Qui: "That's, your problems! They don't see the broken souls within you! They all think you choose to be psycos, murderors, fanactical usurpers, and other things etc, etc. It's not just villainy that's the problem. It's Socity itself! It creates more villains then even demons!?"
 * QP: "Qui, please, what're you even saying?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Think about it. Socity in the alternate universe, in some way, created the Secret Founders. They felt socity wasn't fair or kind to them, so what did they do? THEY DESIDED TO BECOME VILLAINS?! In terms, it lead to me, ending up with them! I, was made to believe I was but another victim of socity through war! I, was made to do dispicable atosities! I ruined worlds?! I ruined lives?! I WAS MADE TO CONTINUE AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN AND MISERY!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, correct as that may be, Socity doesn't inhereitly mean to be respondsable for our dark paths, people... People can..... People are just stupid sometimes. Sometimes, people don't agree to the same opinions or ideas, and, yes, maybe socity does need to have a more kinder philosify, so people like us won't have to contribute into this, claimed "Endless Cycle", but.... The Amutt Family know no more better then you do! I heard of Amutt! He's a victim of his own fear! What the Eygetian gods did, was to protect Amutt from acting like a fool and destroying his own legacy through conquest, bloodless as it would be! He's no better then any of us here?!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... I thought you would be happy.... I am becoming the hero you wanted. Isn't that what you created me to be?! A HERO!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I CREATED YOU TO COMBAT AN EVIL ALICORN GOD?! I, meant for you, to destroy Nightmare Moon, back when I thought there was no more Luna!? I was wrong then, I am wrong now to ever had you do that! I found out that Luna can actselly be salvageable from a power long lost, and... I was being a fool back then. Qui, please, by all means, forsake the VA and our former rediculious ambitions to make idiotic fueders allies, but please, don't forsake villainy and seek to destroy it!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please, these people are not any better for you then we are! Please, reconsider this course and-"
 * Darkness Qui painfully smacks Xerxes in the face!
 * Darkness Qui: "NO?! I HAVE A NEW, TRUE PURPOSE IN LIFE! DARKNESS QUI, IS NO MORE?! I AM THE SCARLET MESSIAH?! I, AM, THE SAVIOR?! I AM, THE EMBODIMENT OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT?! I AM, JUST, QUI?!"
 * A series of neighs are heard.
 * An army of Mercenaries riding on armor horses came in lead by a jackel on a scared, black horse!
 * The Mercenaries stopped.
 * A Mercenary elderly Gecko came beside him.
 * Mercenary Gecko: "HO-HO-HO!? Seems like we came in just in time! We are just about to stop the scarlet messiah from unleashing the new age, Crangor!"
 * Crangor: ".... Indeed, Seekmeek. Now, time for me to live up to my title of, "The Merciless", and be... Merciless."
 * Seekmeek the gecko: "Yes! Now let's get rid of that shield!"
 * Crangor smiled, as he reveils a customised, black verson of a far darker Intensifer Cannon!
 * Crangor: "Watch as this magnifisent gift... DESTROYS THE SHEILD GENERATOR?!"
 * Crangor fires the Cannon and it's projecttile destroys the generator into nothing!
 * The Sheild dies with it!
 * Crangor: "NOW, MY MEN!? ATTACK!? SPARE NO ONE BUT THE SCARLET DRAGON!?"
 * The Mercenaries cheer as they began the attack!
 * Xerxes: "THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?! EVEN THE DRONES WON'T STAND A CHANCE?!"
 * Amutt: "You don't need a greater army. You just need.... One, giant, bug."
 * Amutt give an ear piercing howl to the discomfert of the villains but Qui, the Amutt family, and Scor-Pan!
 * A giant creature sound was heard.
 * the Pyrimid began to rise from the ground, as it is reveiled to be on the back of a giant Scarab Beetle.
 * Loogar: "..... That, is a big-ass bug."
 * Crangor's mercenairies were surprised!
 * Crangor: "DO NOT FEAR THE BUG, MEN?! IT CAN FEEL PAIN!? DESTROY IT!?"
 * The Mercenaires charged!
 * The Great Scarab looked at the attacking mercenaires, roared, and fired a great beamed at them, causing a huge exploudion that sent mercenaries and horses flipping and flying!
 * Crangor was shocked.
 * Seekmeek: "DAMN THAT BEETLE!? Those were our finest criminals?! WHAT DO WE DO?!"
 * Crangor: ".... Teleport me down."
 * Seekmeek uses his stick and teleports Crangor to where Qui is.
 * Crangor pulls out the cannon again and aims to kill her!
 * Crangor: "Good thing Crimelord Titan supplied me with a soul gem so I can reserect you with it so I give you to him after I get paid! But killing you, and ruining the propicy, IS IT'S OWN REWARD?!"
 * Crangor fired the gun, and in slow motion, Amutt quickly got in the way and as the projecttile was about to hit!
 * Qui covered her eyes in fear!
 * Nothing....
 * Qui looked, and in equil surprise of all the villains, Amutt was actselly physically touching the projectile, holding it like it was nothing, as the projectile turned into a golden yellow light.
 * Crangor: "..... NO?! THE INTENSIFIER IS SUPPOSE TO DESTROY ON TOUCH?! WHY ISN'T IS DESTROYING YOU?!"
 * Amutt: "Because, I have a power greater then even my own magic.... The Will to Protect. An anichent Deserta secret passed down for generations, as passed to me from my father. I use this power to protect my family, from vile vermin like you! And I do not appresiate you wanted to harm even my family and kill the Messiah for greed! The age of True Enlightment, will begin without you! You are too dark for the age!"
 * Crangor paniced, as his own horse abandoned him!
 * Crangor: "..... No, no! NO!? PLEASE!? I WAS JUST DOING A JOB?! GREAT AMUTT!? I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT!? MONEY?! WEAPONS!? WOMEN?! THE LOYALTY OF MY MEN?! PLEASE, SPARE ME?!"
 * Amutt: "I do plan to spare many others in my bloodless conquest, as well as Qui's entourages.... But sadly... I'm afraid you will not be given that luxery, Crangor. I'm sorry. May you find peace in the underworld."
 * Crangor began to scream and run away!
 * Crangor: "SEEKMEEK?! HELP ME?! SEEKMEEK!?"
 * Amutt: "Three, two, one...."
 * Celisus: "Oh please tell me he's not gonna-"
 * Amutt: (Points the cannon projectile at Crangor, and launched at him and it explodes)
 * Celsius:... He did.
 * Amutt: And thus ends the life of the first victim of my conquest for peace.
 * Qui: Hmmph! Now let's make sure those villain teams reconsider as well.
 * Eagle-Beak: QUI, STOP THIS MADNESS NOW!!!
 * Qui: Why? There's no other life for me out there but this! I was DESTINED to do this.
 * Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) You leave us no choice, but...we can't let you do- (Amutt traps him and his followers, as well as Celsius, Narcotic,  and QP into a magical cage)
 * Amutt: Then you are but obstacles in our intentions. Come, Qui, we have some villainy to destroy. (The group magicly is taken on top of the Scarab Guardian, as it crawls across the wide sandy dunes)
 * Celestia: (Sees a vision and gasps)... Oh, no!
 * Yen Sid:... It's just as I feared, Celestia! It appears that the Auramid's power has been unleashed.
 * Twilight: Power? What power?
 * Celestia: This is not just any power. It's a power far greater than we could ever imagine. I'm afraid we don't have time to explain it, but we need to- (Tremors were heard)
 * Rainbow Dash: EVERYONE, LOOK!! (They could see the Scarab Guardian from far away)
 * Warson: "..... Wow..... And I thought our universe had big bugs."
 * Xenon: "Being an exterminator for this place must be a real nightmare."
 * Walt: "Uh, I don't know about you guys, but I rather NOT go after the giant beetle monster!"
 * Julien: "I KING JULIEN SECOND THE NOTION!?"
 * Genie: "Oh it's nothing a big ol' can of super raid can't fix!" (Magically creates a large can of Raid and sprays it on the Scarab Guardian, but it has no effect)...Huh, it's immune to Raid. Who would've guessed? (The Scarab Guardian charges toward the heroes)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, nice going, blue-boy, you made him mad!
 * Roger Rabbit: WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?!?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...panic? (Some of the heroes panicked)
 * Celestia teleports the entire group to safety!
 * The Scarab Guardian grunts and resumes it's marth.
 * Warson: "Ok, I would like answers! Where on this planet did that great beetle creature originated from!? I can't help but to feel it doesn't look like an actual result of this planet's evouluion!?"
 * Pinkie: It's magic, silly! Don't you have that in your worlds?
 * Warson: Yes, but I've never seen magic create something as beastly as THAT thing!
 * Celestia: Well, at a monster at that size, it's going to be dangerous if it is set loose on the UUniverses.
 * Luna: Yes, especially when it's not the worst Amutt has to offer.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) A mutt is operating that thing? (Laughs)
 * Luna: No, no, it's Amutt, the whole thing is one word, and it's his name. He's the mastermind behind this giant monster.
 * Yen Sid: And I suspect that Qui has helped fulfill his ridiculous prophecy. The High Council of Old knew that prophecies couldn't be stopped, so they tried to make the prophecy unable to come true in the way Amutt wanted it.
 * Applejack: What prophecy?
 * Celestia: The prophecy Amutt had eons ago when he wanted to bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses. And the prophecy spoke of a scarlet dragon who would come and awaken the many creatures Amutt prepared her for. But when he ended up tricking proud warriors into sacrificing themselves for his mummy army, the Egyptian Gods had him locked away in the Auramid and we tried to keep the intention of making the prophecy not in Amutt's favor.
 * Rainbow Dash: Damn! Exactly what creatures are we talking about here?
 * Celestia: Not even the Egyptian Gods know, wherever they are. But all we know that he has are greyhounds and a giant fiery phoenix. Yet there are rumors that there are much stronger beasts in his disposal.
 * Twilight: Can we stop the giant scarab from leaving the planet?
 * Celestia: From the looks of it, I don't think that's possible. Not only is the Scarab said in legends to be incredibly large and has a hide as tough as steel, but Amutt is incredibly powerful, and even a blast from an Intensifier Cannon is useless against him.
 * Timon:...This is gonna be tougher than we thought! Me and Pumbaa don't play well with Egyptian s***.
 * Pumbaa: Yeah, because you never bothered to listen to me, you constantly got us in trouble, all starting from eating a sacred scarab beetle.
 * Timon: Pumbaa, DON'T remind me. I didn't know there would be people that worshiped BUGS!?
 * Warson: "Actselly, yes, and it's not just intervexian like cultures like this. Several beings from our universes worshipped insects like products of the gods themselves and view them as a sign of prostarity."
 * Timon: "Oy, then I'm diffenetly not gonna visit THOSE worlds then."
 * Warson: "Oh you would be very wise in doing so, because even just stepping on one accsidently is worthy of a life sentence! Those people REALLY love bugs! I can't even imagine, nor would I want to, on what they would do to people who actselly ATE a bug!"
 * Calixto: "Well, if that one war between the bug-liking people of the Zeta Universe and the Bug eaters of The Delta were any indication, based on the fact that it the bug lovers were exicuting prisoners of war and it gotten bad to the point that we were forced to intervine because nuclear based weapony was threatened to be used.... Yeah, you two DIFFENTLY want to conisder staying in these universe."
 * Timon: "YIKES?!"
 * Ororo: "I don't mean mean to be rude, but can we continue this episode of Bug-lover cultures AFTER we stop the abnormally large beetle from somehow being able to get to another world?"
 * Ignitus: "Well, for now, that creature seems interested in chasing down the crusades so Qui isn't persude anymore!"
 * Warson: "Well, as much as I would love for that monstorsity to destroy the Dark Radicals for us, even that blasted traitor Nuke Munday deserves a less violent fate then what the beast offers! We need to discourage these villain groups before that thing commences it's destruction!"
 * Ignitus: "Well, I already sensed that it's too late for Crangor the Merciless... He made the mistake of threating Amutt's family, which protecting his family was his motivating of even doing this, and.... Well, let's just say, the Mafia Allience has perimentally lost another powerful ally."
 * Warson: "Are there survivers?"
 * Terrador: "With that creature looking for them? Not for long."
 * Celestia: "Then at least we have a brief window of oppertunity while that creature's too distracted with finishing off the Mercenaires. We each need to find the villain teams and warned them of what has happened. AND we need to prove it to them so they won't assume we're trying to scare them out of their ambitions."
 * Algor: "Considering the size of the creature, they have to be ignorent fools to not notice a giant scarab."
 * A concerned Shocktrooper messinger came to Mang!
 * Shocktrooper: "SIR?! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT, IT'S CRANGOR AND HIS MERCENARIES?!"
 * Mang: "OH DON'T TELL ME THEY GOT TO QUI?!"
 * Shoocktrooper: "They didn't. After Crangor used an intensifer cannon to destroy the generator, a giant Scarab Beetle rose from the ground and desimated most of Crangor's mercenary army! Then, when Crangor came to threaten Qui, Amutt managed to phsyically grab the projectile from the same cannon and used against Crangor! The Scarab Beetle is now going out of it's way yo hunt down and destroy Crangor's mercenary forces, and then, IT'LL COME AFTER US?!"
 * Mang: "..... WOW, AMUTT GOT FREED QUICK?! No matter, we have a powerful Non-Nuke weapon, we can at least us that to destroy the over-grown beetle! I'm sure it's not like, Darkspawn Titan big or something." (Suddenly, a loud roar was heard, and it came from the Scarab Guardian)...HOLY F****** ASS-CRACKERS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
 * Shocktrooper: That would be Amutt's Scarab Guardian.
 * Cobra:...(Screams like a girl) KILL IT WITH THE SUPER-WARHEAD!!!
 * Captain Rourke: Consider it done! (Aims the tank)...
 * Cobra: FIRE!! (The tank fires the warhead, and it is launched straight into the Scarab Guardian's leg as it appears crippled)
 * Helga: Nice shot.
 * Dr. Blowhole: That's odd, I was expecting something bad to happen--(The Scarab Guardian recovers from the blow)...And I spoke too soon.
 * Cobra: WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (The Scarab Guardian charges toward them, yet Cobra teleports all of them and their props away to safety)
 * Amutt:...Well, that's one villain team scared off the planet. Who's next? (Suddenly, the Leviathan II flies above the Scarab Guardian)
 * Dr. Nefarious: HOLY CRAP!! THAT THING'S SIZE CAN MAKE EVEN A Z'GRUTE BLUSH!!!
 * Doofenschmirtz: What's a Z'Grute?
 * Dr. Nefarious: It's a...never mind. Let's just see if we can annihilate that beast!! LAWRENCE!! Initiate Hypernova Attack Laser!
 * Lawrence: Right away, sir! (They fire the ship's mega-lasers at the Scarab Guardian)
 * Amutt: (While the lasers damage the Scarab Guardian for a while, Amutt is able to rebound the lasers right back towards the Leviathan II)
 * Dr. Nefarious: Son of a BAAAAAAAAAA-- (Before the lasers could destroy the ship, Lawrence activated it's defense shield)...Are we dead?
 * Lawrence: I engaged the defense shields, sir. So it's best if we retreated so this fight won't escalate.
 * Dr. Nefarious: NO WAY! No magic is going to deter me- (The Scarab Guardian roars at them)...WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!! GET THE SHIP OUT OF HERE NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOO- (He glitches as the Kirby: Right Back At Ya theme played)
 * Dedede: Oh, hell no, not that catchy song about my archenemy! (Mallets Nefarious)
 * Dr. Nefarious:... OOOWWW!!! (Lawrence turns the ship around as it blasted off into space)
 * Mercurymon and Meng Tao saw this from a distence.
 * Mercurymon: "..... Well.... This is an unexpected twist of events. Qui has become even more attractive as a prize then ever. We need to capture her AND her new pet giant Scarab Beetle."
 * Meng Tao: "Indeed. Look what the beast is doing to those stupid Mercenaries."
 * The Scarab Guardian was seen persuing the retreating mercenaries!
 * Seekmeek: "RETREAT TO THE DEN!? IT'S OUR ONLY SACTUARY!?"
 * The Scarab Guardian is beginning to fire up another great lazer at the Mercenaries!
 * Seekmeek, is desperation, tries to conjure up a magical sheild!
 * Seekmeek: "COME ON YOU STUPID STICK, WORK!? WE CAN MAKE IT?! WE CAN MAKE IT?!"
 * Mercurymon: "They're not gonna make it."
 * Seekmeek: (The Scarab fires it's laser and begins destroying the Mercenaires, yet Seekmeek spontaneously activated the shield in time to protect himself and the Mercenaires that managed to secape, and ricocheted the laser back at the Scarab Guardian, which gets disorientated)... I'm alive! OH, THANK ANUBIS I'M STILL- (The Scarab Guardian lands on top of him, which overwhelms his shield and crushes him)... Ow!
 * Amutt: (Sighs) By Anubis! The Guardian may be powerful, but he serverly lacks careful planning. (Magically wakes up the Scarab Guardian as it got up, and Seekmeek appears cartoonishly squished)...
 * Meng Tao:... Well... At least he made it- (Amutt blasted Seekmeek dead)... And I just jinxed myself.
 * The remaining Mercenaires get into a huge hole in the ground, all but a female bat, and two dumb friends, A mercenairy Donkey and Toad!
 * The Donkey: "Sleme, what're you doing, girl?!"
 * Toad: "BIG BEETLE COMING TO KILL US?!"
 * Sleme the bat: "Call it a hunch, guys, but I don't think the den will protect us! Come on!"
 * Sleme and her friends turned another way as the surviving Mercenaires get in the den, as the Scarab Guardian stood over it.
 * A Mercenairy rat began laughing!
 * Rat: "WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCARAB GUARDIAN?! CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE?! (LAUGHS!?)"
 * The Scarab Guardian stares angerly.
 * Lizard Mercenary: "WHAT YOU DOING, FOOLARMAN, YOU FOOL?! YOU'LL GET US KILLED?!"
 * Foolarman the Rat: "OH, LOOK ME, I'M THE BIG STRONG SCARY SCARAB GUARDIAN, BUT I CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE IN THE FLOOR?! BOO-HOO-HOO?! SCARAB THE CRYBABY, SCARAB THE CRYBABY, (REPEATS THE CHANT)?!"
 * The Scarab Guardian was charging up it's blast attack again.
 * Lizard Mercenary: "STOP YOU FOOL, BEFORE IT KILLS US?!"
 * Foolarman: "THE SCARAB WON'T HURT US?! BECAUSE HE'S NOTHING, BUT A BIG FAT CRYBABY MAMA'S BOY?!"
 * The Scarab growled angerly as it's charging blast turns angerly red!
 * Foolarman: "Aw, did I hurt the baby's feelings?! (Laughs)!"
 * Lizard Mercenary: "SOMEONE KILL FOOLARMAN BEFORE THE BEETLE DESTROYS US ALL?! QUICK, SILENCE THE STUPID RAT BEFORE- (The Scarab already fired as it killed Foolarman)... Before exactly that happened.
 * Amutt: You two are next! (The remaining Mercenaires screamed and tried running away, but the Scarab Guardian killed them by firing it's laser at them)
 * Mercurymon: "..... We're gonna need a bigger army."
 * Meng Tao: "Not to mention a super beast!"
 * Amutt:... I guess that's the last of the mercenairies.
 * Qui: LOOK! (They see the Dark Radical spaceship hovering above them as the Star Wars Imperial March Music played)...The Dark Radicals!
 * ???: (On communications grid) ATTENTION, PRIMITIVE BEINGS!! WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM WHAT BELONGS TO WHAT REMAINS OF THE POWERFUL VILLAINS ACT!! SURRENDER HER NOW, OR FACE EXECUTION BY OUR FORCES!!
 * Qui: NUKE, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!! YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE! I'M DONE WITH THE VILLAINS ACT!! THEY STOLE ME FROM MY HOME!!!
 * ??? (Nuke Munbay): (Hidden behind a chair facing the ship's bridge window, and the camera moves in to show him as a reptilian being with clothes similar to Nute Gunray from Star Wars) Unfortunately, Miss Qui, you have no choice in the matter. You're property of the Villains Act.
 * (Qui): PROPERTY?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? They Yarged on Tex for having standerds?! And they sacriviced Corrk back on Grooka! Why would I ever come back to that?!
 * Nuke: "Qui, just because the secret founders are... Abit extreme, that doesn't nessersarly mean we're against standerds.... The Founders just felt Tex was, slowing down progress. If it's any consulation, The Head Secret Founder has vowed offitcally denounced their membership if you agree to come back to us! the Head Founder was VERY against having to lie to you about, everything, but he didn't had a choice. Poloticial pressure and all that. It was their way or the high-way with the other secret founders. But now that he finally desided to grow balls, he's not gonna let those basturds push him around anymore. Qui, your still very impourent to us. Come back, and we promise no more secrets... Albeit because there aren't gonna be any to keep anymore."
 * (Qui): "HOW, DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT THOSE BASTURDS ORDERED THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY?!"
 * Nuke: ".... Ok, admitingly, that was a hard sell. But, remember, Glowrod's reserection machine project? We'll bring your family back through that magnifisent machine, and create a new powerful family of, alternate Zewinsaurs."
 * (Qui): "I'M A DRAGON NOW?!"
 * Nuke: "Details, details, Qui. So, what do you say?"
 * (Qui): "I HAVE A NEW LIFE PURPOSE NOW!? TO ERADICATE VILLAINY AND REFORM SOCITY THROUGH CONQUEST!? AND ONCE I AM DONE WITH THIS UNIVERSE, I'LL COME AFTER YOU BASTURDS!?"
 * Nuke: ".... You were always a stubbern one, Qui. Determined and dedicated to your goals, but stubbern.... But fortunately, your complience, isn't a factor. Computer, UNLEASH THE STARBOT DRONE ARMY?!"
 * Computer: "Drone army, unleash!"
 * The Ship releases a great deal of Starbots surrounding the Scarab Guardian.
 * Eagle-Beak: "I WAS WARN YOU, AMUTT?! EVEN YOUR GIANT BUG CANNOT DEFEAT AN ENTIRE ARMY OF MACHINES!?"
 * Amutt: "Yes, the Scarab Guardian has it's limits... That's why, it won't fight alone. Qui? You may, awake your army."
 * Qui: "Ok, how do I do that exactly?"
 * Amutt: "I placed a spell that'll activate them through your mighty roar! Your mighty, Scarlet Dragon roar!"
 * Qui: "Ok, let me try."
 * Qui prepares to roar, but as she was about to do an epic roar, she ended up gags instead!
 * Qui: "ACCKKKKKKK!? (Coughs,) Sorry, my throat's alittle dry, ACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK?!"
 * Qui keeps trying to roar!
 * Amutt: "..... I see you haven't issued a great roar in awhile... Or just as easily, you need water. Nile? Be a good dear and conjure up some water, just like what daddy taught you?"
 * Nile: "YAY! Let's hope I don't end up conjuring the apocilise again!?"
 * The caged villains: "AGAIN!?"
 * Cleo: "Oh yeah, you have, NO idea, how often Nile ends up causing the near-end of Deserta cause she can't get a simple water spell right."
 * Loogar: "WELL IF YOUR POP'S SO DAMN POWERFUL, WHY DOESN'T HE DO IT!?"
 * Patra: "Father wants Nile to have great self-esteem, unenlighten kur!"
 * Loogar: "WELL IF THE STUPID GIRL'S THAT BLOODLY INCOMPIDENT THEN I WOULDN'T TRUST HER WITH BLOODLY WATER?!"
 * Nile looked as if she's about to cry.
 * Samutt: "Nile, remember your ability to turn yourself into what people are most afraid of. Just read his mind, and turn into it. That'll teach the mean unenlighten a lesson in respect."
 * Loogar: "BAH?! THE STUPID BRAT COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE WATER!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE'LL-?!"
 * Nile quickly got angry, jumped up, flipped at a sonic-like pace, and turned into a scary demon bat!
 * Nile: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!"
 * Loogar screamed like a girl!
 * Loogar: "BAT! BAT?! I'M AFRAID OF BATS!?"
 * Batula: "Dude, I am a bat!"
 * Loogar looks at Batula and screams!
 * Loogar: "THE PROCESSOR TOLD ME YOU WERE A MUTANTED MOUSE WITH WINGS!?"
 * Narcotic: "(Gaffaws), Watching people is fear is funny!"
 * Hank: "COOL! THAT IS AWESOME, LITTLE GIRL?! OH, DO NARCOTIC NEXT! HE'S AFRAID OF THOSE ACID SPITTING ROBOT DINOS?!"
 * Narcotic: "HANK, DON'T, OR SHE'LL-" (Nile turns into a robot Diloposaurus and it fires acid on his face) YAAAAAHH, YOU IDIOT!! (Smacks Hank)
 * Nile: (Turns back into her real self) Can I still do the water spell, father?
 * Amutt: Of course, dear. Just be careful.
 * Nile: YAY!! (Summons water from a nearby river, yet drains it out completely as fish were seen coughing and gagging, yet before Nile could launch it at Qui)
 * Amutt: WHOA, HONEY, I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS THAT MUCH!! YOU WANT HER TO BECOME A GIANT WATER BALLOON?!?
 * Nile:...Sorry. (Gives Qui a small amount of water and throws the rest back in the river)
 * Qui: Ok, I think I got this now. AHEM... (Prepares again, and after a pause for dramatic effect, Qui orars loudly, and this began summoning mummies from the ground)
 * Starbot #1: Uh-oh!
 * Starbot #2: Prepare to attack! Prepare to atta- (A mummy rips it's head off, and the mummies began to tear apart the Starbot armies one-by-one)
 * Another Reptilian Being: Sir, there appears to be mummies tearing up our forces! What should we do now?
 * Nuke: Oh, I'm sure that's nothing the Jetpack Commandos can't fix.
 * Qui: (Sees that blue armored Starbots are flying into the battlefield) Hmmph, I should've known Nuke would throw the Jetpack Commandos at us. They always were unstoppable to any rebellions in the AUU.
 * Amutt: Pure machinery cannot match our power. Scor-Pan! You may release them!
 * Scor-Pan pulled out a green orb, tossed it, and it freed an army of feroious Locust men and flew into the Jetpack Commando wave, and an intense fight ensues!
 * Qui: "My glories, those beasts are brutal! And quick!"
 * Amutt: "Oh, the Locu-men are not even my strongest. Scor-Pan, release Fire-Wind!"
 * Scor-Pan: (He tosses a red orb, and the Giant Falcon/Phoenix from before appeared and unleashed fiery death upon the armies)
 * Amutt: And the best has yet to come... Release the Oasis Turtle!
 * Scor-Pan: (Tosses a green orb that transforms into a giant flying sea turtle with a floating oasis on it's back, which was in even size with the DR Ship)
 * Qui: HOLY ASS-C****** GOD!!!
 * Amutt: THIS will be our method of travel throughout the UUniverses, AND our greatest defense. Watch and learn! (The Oasis Turtle makes whale-like noises and opens it's mouth to reveal a massive yellow light, which blinds the Dark Radicals)
 * Nuke: WHAT THE HE- AAAAHHH!!!
 * Many-Eyed Red Being: AAAHHH, BRIGHT!!!
 * Squid-Like Being: (His eyes were literally burning, dubbed as fish guy) MY EYES!!!
 * Reptilian Being: NUKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
 * Nuke: I don't know. I sure hope it isn't some kind of we--(The turtle hacks flaming acidic balls which rapidly damage the DR ship)
 * Computer: Warning, warning: acidic substance doing significant damage to bridge.
 * Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being: BY THE GLORIES, THAT THING IS GOING TO MELT THE SHIP DOWN!!!
 * Nuke: Calm yourself, Cassel! We'll just activate the shield and we'll have this fight in the bag!
 * Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being (Cassel): Well, if you say so, sir.
 * Nuke: Hacko, get the emergency RLV ready just in case!
 * Reptilian Being (Hacko): Yes, sir! (On radio) Attention, attention, the boss says that we need to get the reusable launch vehicle ready in case of emergency!- (The Turtle fires another flaming acidic ball) WHAAAOOHH!! AND DO IT QUICKLY!!
 * Starbot: Roger roger! (Presses a few buttons as a computer screen shows connections on the bridge)
 * Nuke: This beats escape pods am I right, everyone? Too much trouble just to get to them.
 * Hacko: "AND PELASE DO IT QUICK?!"
 * The Lu-men began piling on the glass!
 * Winshield wipers smack them away
 * The Bridge deattaches and escapes!
 * Qui: "Ugh, I forgot that was a thing with them."
 * Amutt: "They will be dealt with in good time. Now, if all the crusades are dealt with, it's time we-"
 * Nile: "OOHHHHH! LOOK! DESERTA! HAS ROBOT CAMELS NOW?!"
 * Giant walkers simular to AT-ATs from Starwars with Scourge Symbols on them.
 * Mercurymon's voice: "PRESENTING, THE FIRST UNVEILING OF THE SOCURGE MASTERS!? POWER WALKING MACHINES OF DESTRUCTION?! Allow me to deminstraight....... FIRE AT WILL?!"
 * The Scourge Masters began firing at the Scarab Guardian!
 * Mercurymon: (The attacks don't do much to the Scarab Guardian)...WHY ISN'T IT WORKI--(Both the Scarab and the Oasis Turtle attacked the walkers, rendering them into small Makuta pieces, and launching the Scourge Imperials straight off into the distance screaming)
 * Amutt: Like I said, machinery doesn't pose a threat to us.
 * Qui: I am impressed.
 * Sleme and her friends were hiding.
 * Sleme: ".... Donkus, Croad. We need a plan to stop the propicy from coming true."
 * Croad the Toad: "But how are we gonna stop this?"
 * Donkus the Donkey: "Ya'll saw that thang! It blew up our friends to smitereens! LIKE SODA WITH POP ROCKS?!"
 * Croad: "Besides, we lost Crangor!"
 * Sleme: "..... Crangor means nothing to me. He was only gonna stop the propicy only for profet. I'm actselly trying to do it to stop Amutt.... Like what my ansister did."
 * Donkus: "Now ait, hold up? What you talking about girl?"
 * Sleme: "..... My ansister was respondsable of alarming the gods of what Amutt was planning to do to the universe. She sympathes that Amutt was being a good father and husband, but.... What he's doing makes him no better then any of those villain crusades."
 * Croad: ".... Then why you mercenary then?"
 * Sleme: "..... Exposing Amutt is considered an act of servent/lord betrail. Servents are never allowed to expose anything to anyone, even if it was a conspiracty....."
 * Donkus: ".... Oh I see what's really going on here. Girl, by all accounts, your ansister did the right thing."
 * Sleme: "Not to the word of the Pharohs! Servents are suppose to be loyal and obedient, and.... Even the act of exposing a terror crime in the making is considered a betrayal to standerds."
 * Croad: ".... So, true moivation for involvement with Crangor is....?"
 * Sleme: "Because that idiot mutt was the closet fool brave enough to seek out Amutt.... And failed. Obviously. But he outlived his purpose. I must now redeem my family's honor by bringing Justice to Amutt. Even if I had to use... (An enchanted blade was reveil) This. The blade of Set.... Something even the gods themselves fear.... A blade said to curse an immortal being of all kinds to a high level of Morality Illness that even becoming amoral can't fixed."
 * Donkus: "Wait, but shouldn't he TECNECALLY already have that since he's doing this to reform socity? Isn't that an act of, caring for mortals?"
 * Sleme: "He knows of the illness, you fools! He balences it out by being amoral to his actions. He does it like what any god would do to a sin-riddled civilisation! He made his family, even the light-headed Nile understand this."
 * Donkus and Croad: "Ohhh...."
 * Sleme: "But with the blade of Set, the morality illness will be at a state not even being amoral would cure. Amutt will be stopped either way."
 * Croad: "But.... Won't that leave Samutt and daughters, heart-broken?"
 * Sleme: "Believe me, I don't want to ruin Amutt's family, but Amutt himself is a deludional monster, who he and the Scarlet Messiah will end up ruining our universes into this, deluded "True Enlightenment" scam that'll only lead to misery! On both good and evil...."
 * Donkus: ".... But what about that Qui chick? What's gonna stop her from continuing the propicy without Amutt?"
 * Sleme: "She's already targeted by the heroes. Even at her state, she won't fare any much different."
 * Croad: "I, I still do not feel right ending life of father and husband just to stop conquest and new age."
 * Sleme: "Believe me, I am NOT like Crangor! I don't believe ending Amutt's life would make me any less of a monster like he is, but if both of you idiots had any suggestions, I like to hear it!"
 * Croad and Donkus look scared and are cowering!
 * Sleme: "Hmmpt. The one thing you two get rid is obedience."
 * Croad: "It's, not at you."
 * Sleme made a surprise face, and looked to see Celestia with Luna and Twilight.
 * Sleme: "...... Oh shit..... How, long have you three been standing there?"
 * Twilight: Too long.
 * Celestia:...You know something, Sleme? You might actually be of use to us. Come with us if you want to live.
 * Croad: Why should we trust you?
 * Celestia: If I wasn't here to help you, we'd already have you beaten. Hurry, the Scarab Guardian will notice us soon. (The three follow them and they teleport away right as the Scarab Guardian walks in sight)
 * Amutt: Alright, Qui! The time has come to leave Deserta and take to our next destination.
 * Qui:...And I think I have just the place to start. (The Scarab Guardian crawls onto the Oasis Turtle which flies off into space, and travels a lot faster until it goes into hyperspeed)
 * Timon: THESE mercenaries could be useful? Why is that?
 * Twilight: Well, they apparently have a weapon that could be of use to us against the power of Amutt.
 * Sleme: (Shows them the Blade of Set, and most of the High Council is surprised)
 * Yen Sid:...I can't believe it! You actually found the Blade of Set?
 * Pinkie: The Blade of setting what?
 * Yen Sid: No, no, no, Set is the name of the Egyptian God of storms, deserts, chaos and war.
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAAHHH, I DO NOT WANNA TOUCH THAT THING, THEN!!!
 * Yen Sid: Yes, this sword actually belonged to Set himself, and you know what, it was actually the sword he used in Egyptian mythology to kill and mutilate Osiris, AND he continued to use this sword during his battles with Osiris' son, Horus, until Set was eventually beaten and killed, leaving his very own sword to be lost forever.
 * Nala: And...I take it since that sword is in her possession, then those gods are real?
 * Zeus: As real as they come. And one of our duties, besides trying to prevent the prophecy from coming true in Amutt's image, was to find all the Egyptian Gods' artifacts like this one.
 * Rainbow Dash: And what makes this sword so special?
 * Yen Sid: When a sword is crafted by a being of chaos and war, it can do terrible and cataclysmic things. The Blade of Set is said to be so powerful, it could not only kill gods like some God swords such as the sacred Blade of Olympus--
 * Zeus: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SWORD, THANK YOU!!!
 * Yen Sid:...Right, anyway, it could not only kill gods, but it does so through infecting them with morality sickness, and not even sticking to who you are like you should will be unable to fix it.
 * Fu Dog: HOLY CRAP, WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?
 * Zeus: A god of chaos, that's who. Every god of every country has something that can be used against other gods. My father has the Kronus Stone, Nega-Ares has the...weapon that must not be named..., and Set has THIS! Hell, even OUR Ares had a sword that could kill gods. In fact, he made a LOT of them. If you're a god of war, you have to have something that can be a match for a god. When Set killed Osiris with this thing, it definitely gave him morality sickness. Sure his wife...and sister for that matter...Isis, resurrected him, but Osiris now has a condition where he is forbidden from talking to mortals without the use of godly substances, otherwise he would die. And believe me when I say that it's a pain when we gods have to resurrect ourselves.
 * Fluttershy: "But, isn't killing Amutt too, extreme? He has a family, and-"
 * Ignitus: "Now who said ANYTHING about killing Amutt? We strictly will only use it to scare him out of his deludions."
 * Sleme: "And how will you know he won't mistake it as a threat to his life and do the same what he did to Crangor?"
 * Ignitus: "Alien Cannons are one thing, but even Amutt would not dare stand up to the Blade of Set. You likely already know that."
 * Sleme: ".... That's, the thing. He thinks the real blade was long destroyed by the gods since Horus defeated Set. Anything simular, even the actual thing itself, he'll think it's nothing more then a pretender or a fake."
 * Celestia: "Scor-Pan may likely be less ignorent. He seems knowledgeable of the Egyptian gods, he's likely to know the blade well."
 * Sleme: Well, I still don't think Amutt will be willing to believe that the Blade of Set is in our possession. The only proof we have of it being the actual thing is using it.
 * Yen Sid:...There is actually another way to prove it's the real thing. You see, all god-crafted swords give off a spectral glare in the sunlight that only gods and immortal beings can see. Once Amutt sees it glare in the sunlight, he'll know it's real.
 * Sleme:...That's actually rather convenient.
 * Zeus: Yeah, it's true. Not just because I know the Egyptian Gods well because...you know, the whole thing with Alexander the Great and Cleopatra's marriage and all, but because all Gods know it. Trust me, when Amutt sees that blade in the sunlight, he'll know we mean business.
 * Twilight: So what's the plan, then?
 * Celestia: Well, we definitely can't handle this on our own. We need to go see the Shell Lodge Squad. Hopefully, they'll have Banzai's 'fear of chickens' problem solved by now.

Chapter 3: Invasion of the Drones and Mummies
Back the Lougers around the end of the last episode. Dragon Realms New York City. Dragon Gaurdian temple. Louger safe room. The Oasis on "Galapa-God". Elsewhere Galapa-God Oasis Later.
 * Icky: (He screams loud enough to wake up all the other Lodgers)
 * Fidget: AAAH, I'M UP, I'M UP!!!
 * Trixie: YAAAHH!!! THE NOISE HURTS MY EARS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Huh, that actually worked.
 * Kairi: (Yawns) It certainly did. At least we're all alive.
 * Spyro: And we took down Freddy.
 * Power in the Dragon Temple is restored.
 * The Lougers cheered in victory!
 * Icky: "Aw man, I'm so glad we'll be able to get some sleep. It's only......... 6:59?!"
 * Shifu: "WHAT!? Well, it appears that time moves faster when ones' asleep."
 * Iago: "Or Freddy was lying about it still being Midnight just to scare us into losing focus."
 * Cynder: "Reguardless, it'll give us the chance to meet up with our friends and the High Council in the crusade for Qui."
 * ???: "Jigglyuff!"
 * Everyone saw that the Freddy Dressed Jigglypuff was still there.
 * Icky: "Uh, why is the Jigglypuff still there?"
 * Soothsayer: "Perhaps whatever Freddy creates in reality actselly becomes reality."
 * Joe: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?! (BRINGS OUT A SHOTGUN?!)"
 * Spongebob: "NO WAIT!? WITHOUT FREDDY, IT'S TOTALLY HARMLESS NOW!?"
 * Joe: "WHO SAID I WANTED TO KILL THAT THING OVER A PSYCO CHICKEN!? THAT OVER-RATED SERIES POKEMON HAS OVER-SHADOWED DIGIMON AND MADE US LOOK LIKE RIP-OFFS EVEN WHEN WE CLEARLY HAVE VERY DIFFERENT STORYLINES!? HELL, ALL OF OUR CREATURES CAN TALK GIVE-OR-TAKE EXCEPTIONS?!"
 * Merlin: "THERE'S STILL NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE! We'll have the creature sent to Fluttershy's care after we're done with Qui!"
 * Joe: "But-"
 * Gomamon: "Whoa Joe! I ain't a fan of those Poke-geeks myself, but killing them is not gonna make us anymore superior to them! Not to mention you'll get in trouble with cops for Pokemon abuse!"
 * Joe: "Since WHEN is there a law against abusing Pokemon?"
 * Icky: "It's been around ever since the Francise was introdused in america."
 * Joe sighed in annoyence.
 * Joe: "Oh yeah..... THAT law."
 * Private: "I'm afraid to ask, why do you Digimon guys have a problem with Pokemon?"
 * Izzy: "Mainly because we kinda got over-shadowed by Pokemon. Because Pokemon had qoute, "Cuter creatures", it became a marketed success."
 * Icky: "But isn't Digimon fairly popular in America as well?"
 * Tai: "Yeah, but because the Poke-geeks came first, they're argueably even MORE successful then us. The first gen alone sold ZILLIONS of mercendice!? Let's just say, we know how the Go-Bots feel about being over-shadowed by Transformers."
 * Icky: "Wait, what the hell are Go-Bots?"
 * Agumon: "You see what we mean?"
 * Icky: "Oh.... I get it now..... But still, I think it's about time we head to Deserta before-"
 * The Louge Computer begins to act up!
 * Louge Computer: "ALERT!? ALERT?! ALERT?! AN INVADION FORCE HAS APPEARED ON THE DRAGON REALMS?!"
 * Cynder: "INVADION?! COULD BE INVADING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT IMPOURENT TIME, I-"
 * The screen changes and the Lougers gasp!
 * Cynder: "........"
 * Icky: "... OH SHIT NO!?"
 * Cynder: "Qui......."
 * A Giant Scarab Beetle was stomping about in the city, causing citizens to run in a panic as Millaterry personal arrive in quick shock.
 * Qui and Silluettes of dog people were seen.
 * Qui: "BEHOLD, UNENLIGHTED!? I, AM YOUR MESSIAH?! I AM YOUR SALVATION?! I, AM, THE SCARLET DRAGON?! THE BRINGER OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT!?"
 * Qui roars a great roar, as then, armies of Mummie Warriors magicly rose from the ground, as Qui Drones charge in from the skies and reek havic on the city!
 * Qui: "THE AGE OF UNENLIGHTENMENT AS ENDED!? THE NEW SCARET AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, SHALL BEGIN?!"
 * The City goes into great ruin as the Mummy Warriors over-wealm the Millaterry as the Millaterry retreats in fear!
 * The Giant Scarab destroys the buildings of the city, and destroys Tri-corn's statue of Liberty!
 * Citizens and Millaterry flee for their lives as the Mummies and Qui Drones persue them!
 * Qui: "DO NOT RUN FROM ENLIGHTENMENT?! EMBACE IT?! LET ME HELP YOU EMBRACE THE NEW ERA OF PEACE!?"
 * Qui breaths ice that creates a great ice wall, preventing the citizens and millaterry from being able to escape as the Mummies and Qui Drones close in on them!
 * The Lougers stared in horror as a bright glow was seen on the screen!
 * Icky: "..... At, least Qui found her new purpose in life?"
 * Cynder: "THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN HER TRYING TO UNITE THE VILLAIN TEAMS?! SHE'S EVEN MORE HORRENDUSLY MISGUIDED THEN EVER BEFORE!? WE HAVE TO STOP HER?!"
 * Moans and growls are heard.
 * Trixie: "(Fearfully) Uh, guys? We have guests!"
 * The Mummy Warriors began to magicly rise from the ground!
 * Squidward: "..... Maybe we were better off with a Freddy Kruger inspired Chicken."
 * Lougers: "No kidding."
 * Trixie: "Uh, Sponge? Plan?"
 * Spongebob: "Just one...... WE SURRENDER!?"
 * The Mummies look surprised on what just accured.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Spongebob, please tell me this is just a clever plan to lure us closer to the problem."
 * Spongebob: ".... Actselly, this is my plan. Just giving up so we can get the oppertunity to negosiate with Qui."
 * Skipper: "THAT AIN'T GONNA FLY?! RICO?! SMOKE BOMB!?"
 * Rico hacked up a smoke bomb that explouded! The Lougers vanished!
 * The Mummies began to scearch everywhere!
 * Skipper: "Instead of giving up like cowerds, we're gonna fight to the last man standing! Kolwalski, stragity?!"
 * Kowalski: I recommend we target Qui on top of that giant Scarab Beetle. We might need to capture her so we can know what's going on. Though we might have to watch for her forces.
 * Skipper: Let's see how these forces can deal with the awesomeness of the Shell Lodge Squad! We're forcing our way to her!
 * Kowalski: I don't think that's a good idea, Skipper--
 * Skipper: THAT'S AN ORDER, KOWALSKI!!
 * SpongeBob: HEY, I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE, PAL! You only have leadership of your comrades, but I command ALL OF YOU, UNDERSTOOD?!? And I say...WE FORCE OUR WAY TO QUI!!!
 * Skipper: YES!! (Tigress face-palms herself)
 * Shifu: WAIT!! I think Kowalski's right! We can't just rush in there without a plan. Even with our numbers, we'd just get overwhelmed. We need a plan here.
 * Skipper: Then what do you suggest we do, genius? (Shifu gives him the Wushi Finger Hold) YAH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, DON'T SKA-DOOSH ME!!! (Shifu lets go)
 * Shifu: "Good. Now, we need to find a way to get on that scarab giant and confront Qui about her new friends."
 * Icky: "Well we KNOW she's not doing this for reuniting the villain teams, but, why did went from that to a dark but misguided messiah so quickly?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Let's see if the UU guide has an answer for that. (Brings out the UU guide) Now, let me type in Deserta legends and history, and add in anything to do with Mummies and Giant beetles and....... (Face quickly becomes uncheerful and becomes fearful.) Oh dear.... Oh, very, very, VERY dear."
 * Sparx: "..... Why are you talking like that, I don't like it...."
 * Icky: ".... It's fucking bad, isn't it?"
 * Mr. Dodo:... Have you, by any chance, heard of Priestlord Amuttamon?
 * Iago: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Sparx: Nope.
 * Sandy: No idea.
 * Private: Nothing.
 * Merlin: I have.
 * Shifu: As did I. As members of the High Council, we were dedicated to making sure the prophecy he wanted to come true involving a scarlet dragon and an army of mummies and powerful beasts to begin a conquest for enlightenment wouldn't come true in his terms. We knew we couldn't prevent the prophecy from coming true, but we could stop it from being completed.
 * Merlin: We just didn't expect that Qui, of all people, would be the one to fulfill it.
 * Mr. Dodo: And the list of Amutt's monsters are baffling! He's got two mummified greyhounds, which was with Scor-Pan, an army of giant carnivorous locusts-men, a giant falcon/phoenix hybeed, which we've ALSO seen with Scor-pan, this giant scarab, A spy-falcon capable to duplicate itself for multiable spying, and the biggest of them all, a giant flying sea turtle with an oasis on it's back which is their primary means of transport across the UUniverses.
 * Icky: JESUS F****** C***-S****** CHRIST!!! CARNIVOROUS LOCUST MEN?!? A GAINT TURTLE!?! A CLONE MAKING SPY FALCON!? NOW IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO CHARGE IN THERE WITHOUT A PLAN!!
 * Shifu: Why did you think I stopped us?
 * Skipper: Then... What do we do? (Qui's roar was heard, and mummies came bursting from the floor and grabbed the Shell Lodgers as they struggled to break free)
 * Qui: (She and Amutt and family arrived to the front door) These are the Lodgers I've been talking about! They weren't with the High Council when I expected them to be.
 * Amutt: Hmm, I wonder why that was?
 * Icky: "..... Funny story. We were atatcked by a Freddy Kruger inspired nightmare monster chicken let loose by Lord Cobra, and, OBVIOUSLY, we were too late to stop THIS party from happening."
 * Qui and the Amutt family stared confused.
 * Po: "We know it sounds stupid, just, roll with it."
 * Cynder: Qui, I don't understand why you're doing this. I thought you discovering your true origins would refraign you from doing things like this. Does this REALLY make you any better than who you were before?
 * Qui: "(Scoff), Your still alive, are you not? If I was doing this as THAT Qui, those mummies would've already killed you. See, I CAN change."
 * Cynder: "Well, I can't argue with that, but still! THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN TRYING TO UNITE FUEDING VILLAINS TOGATHER!?"
 * Qui: "Your lucky I expect the un-enlighten to talk like this. Espeically people who protect this cycle of misery from those that tried to offer some change, even if it wasn't the RIGHT change! Hell, YOUR the same people who wouldn't let a victim of an anti-rodent regine in this "Alberta" place from getting the justice for the pain he went through for the lost of his family! You didn't let a poor girl from Kratos get justice from a questionable race called "Mimics" by becoming the leader of the planet! Heck, even a once honored fallen hero from Equestia doesn't seem to get a break from you people?!"
 * Po: "Hey, in our defence, Le Rat was pretty much a psycopath that wasn't making rat discrimination anymore gone, Jessie was cheating to get into leadership, and Pred is preety much a muderious xenophobe!"
 * Qui: "HEY! Don't, get me wrong. They were as unenlighten as they came! But you know what's respondsable for them being like this?! SOCITY?! Think about it?! Would Le Rat even be a pirate if Alberta didn't desided to be discriminive to rodents?! Would this Jessie girl even be a bully, let alone an attempted usurper if the guy that screwed her over was punished before he got to do it again? And would Pred even got in trouble with you all IF SOCITY DIDN'T JUST DESIDED TO FORGIVE THE CLEARLY STILL CORRUPTABLE MYTHIC CREATURE COMMUNITY TOO SOON?! I mean, it's OBVIOUS A MAJORITY OF THOSE UNENLIGHTEN BEASTS STILL THINK PONIES ARE A JOKE AND A WASTE OF SPACE?! And yet Celestia wanted them to be FRIENDS with her people? Nothing against unconventional rulers, but, a more CONVENTIONAL ruler would just keep his/her people AWAY from a still hostile community at all costs!"
 * Mantis: "Ok, WHY try to justify people you barely even know?"
 * Qui: "I mainly learnted about them from Amutt. Granted I tecnecally did known Pred before in that Plunderweed fiasco, but I didn't fully understood, or properly cared, about what that guy's problem was. I thought he was just nuts until Amutt came in. My point is, if socity was just more fair to them, then we wouldn't have those people turning into villains! Then maybe the people they hurt or even KILLED wouldn't've been included in the cycle of pain and misery! Do you ALL see what I'm trying to get across here? I, am not that Qui anymore! I am the Scarlet Messiah here to free both universes of the pain caused by Socity and it's basturd unintentionally created basturd child, villainy! I am the bringer of True Enlightenment! Darkness Qui am I no more! I am.... JUST QUI!"
 * Icky: "Ya know, kinda a wasted oppertunity ya didn't called yourself "Lightness Qui"."
 * Qui: "Nah, just Qui will be find. I'm done with using non-people names in my name. So Lougers, I have come to bring to you all TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT! And togather, we will convert socity into a true force of fairness and equility to all and eradicate villainy! Will you, embrace enlightenment?"
 * Squidward: "(Sarcasticly) Will we be getting business cards?"
 * Qui: "... I'm not a stranger to sarcasum. I have the distent feeling you people aren't taking this seriously! What's wrong with bring true enlightenment to both troubled universes?"
 * Cynder: "YOUR DOING IT THROUGH CONQUEST, YOU GOLDEN HORNED IDIOT?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE PEOPLE EMBRACE ANY OF THIS ENLIGHTENMENT STUFF IF YOU ROBBED PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN DESTENYS?! What remote good is that if your basicly commiting cultural and freewill geniside?!"
 * Qui: "I promise the conquest will be mostly bloodless. With exception to those that threaten the Amutt family, like that Crangor idiot and his mercenaries, but, they were unable to be given true enlightenment, so, we gave them a chance to rest peacefully in the afterlife. And because you guys a great heroes, you have a great chance at Enlightenment! But as I can obviously see, your gonna be, abit stubbern. Not surprising from socity's and the High Council's lap-dogs. But don't worry. The Age of the Flawwed High Council is coming to an end! The Age of True Enlightenment, is coming! And I'm gonna be the one who politely opens the door for it."
 * Viper: "Qui, as much as we appresiate you have forsaken villainy and want to help make things better, I'm afraid neither you or Amutt have the right ideas in doing."
 * Po: "Yeah! I mean, your hearts are in the right place, but your heads.... Well."
 * Mad Hatter: "I believe, this little birdy discribes you two well enough!"
 * Mad Hatter brings out a Kookoo Clock, and the Kookoo bird started to go Koo-koo, Koo-koo, Koo-koo!
 * Amutt: "Hmmpt. Typical un-enlighten humor. Crude and tasteless."
 * Qui: "As RUDE as that was, I am no longer, THAT QUI?! Instead, you just proved you'll be an EVEN bigger challnage to convert, so, I'll save you people for later, along with the Professor and a few former partners of mind. Mummies, take them to the cage on Galapa-God, then rejoin us in the full uninterupted conquest of the planet! And then, more and more of these worlds! Bringing true Enlightenment is gonna be a shoo-in with pretty much the only people locked up like animals!"
 * The Mummies began dragging them away.
 * The Lougers are stuffed in the same cage as Professor Eagle-Beak and the over villains.
 * Scor-Pan and the Deserta Bandits arrived.
 * Scor-Pan: "How ironic is this... We're the criminals, yet your ones in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! Soon, True Enlightenment shall avenge all!"
 * Po: "AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN FROM IT, SCOR-PAN?! MONEY!? POWER!? REVENGE!?"
 * Scor-Pan: "You don't actselly think I'm still a bandit leader, am I? I TOO am one of Amutt's creations! His first one, and one capable to master and tame these creatures before you?!"
 * Icky: "Then why surround yourself with the very people your enlightenment crap is against, hypocrite?"
 * Scor-Pan: "They were once mere Circus Folk. Part of several attractions, no less. Till terrorable Human named "El Amazeso" ruined their livelyhoods with faulty insurence scam! I took thise poor souls in and gave them oppertunity to avenge this crime!"
 * Alex: "Yeah, the Lougers took care of El Jerko for you guys, so your pretty much already avenged!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Stopping El Amazeso came too late. Now we also want to convert the socity that created El Amazeso."
 * Cynder: "You don't have to be loyal to this, Scor-Pan. Your devotion will come at a heavy price."
 * Scor-Pan: "But I must! I am loyal to Amutt, and not even threat to being sent to Banish Realms itself will deter me! Deserta Bandits, moniter the misfits and the Professor and friends. I am going to resume helping great Amutt bringing Dragon Realms true enlightenment."
 * Scor-Pan leaves.
 * Wisp: ".... Honestly, I don't get why we went from being mere thieves to zealotical conquesters in litterally a day."
 * Thu Fuei: "Yes, but our loyalty belongs to Scor-Pan. He promises us justice for what Amazeso did to Ringmaster Jermamy, and fatally broke his heart with ruining his beloved circus."
 * Pinklets started to cry!
 * Dick: "Oh there there ladies. Things are gonna be good now. We pretty much one, and the only people actselly a threat are captured. What could possability go wrong?"
 * Slashwing: "GAAAH!? DICK YOU IDIOT?! THAT'S A KARMA PROVOKING WORD!?"
 * Dick: "Aw, I don't believe in that Karma stuff. What could possably go wrong?"
 * Slashwing: DAAAH, YOU SAID IT TWICE!!!
 * Dick: I'm serious, nothing is going to happen! I mean, come on, it's not like--
 * Slashwing: STOP SAYING KARMA-TRIGGERING WORDS!!! YOU'LL ONLY BUILD UP THE COMEUPPANCE!!!
 * Dick: You guys are idiots. That cage is locked up tight and it's...overfilled, isn't it? (The cage busted open from the pressure, and released the Lodgers who in turn beat up the outnumbered Deserta Bandits) AAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Dick was seen with a bruised and beaten bodies)...I'm not a religious hippo, but I now believe in Karma demons!
 * Karma Fairy: (Scoffs) They think we're demons! (The Karma fairies laughed)
 * Icky: Alright, let's restrain these guys and get the hell off this oversized turtle.
 * Sam: Well, it's too bad our van is still at the Dragon Temple...which we're not at...and we have no idea where we are...in the UUniverses...or on the turtle for that matter. (Dramatic music plays as the camera eased off to a view of the entire oasis on the turtle's back, and Skipper's angry words were heard in the background)
 * Icky: ARE YOU F****** S******* ME?!? WE HAVE NO WAY OFF THIS FLOATING SHELL-BALL, NO FORM OF TRANSPORTATION, NO WAY TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE, AND WE'RE BASICALLY STRANDED?!? F*********************************************!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well good! At least Qui will be spared from the Galactic Federation's plan to exicute Qui!"
 * Po: "WHOA WHOA WAIT!? What makes you think they would do that?"
 * Icky: "They may be a bunch of rule-stiffs, but they can be reasoned with."
 * Eagle-Beak: "NOT, ALL OF THEM?! A MONSTER IN COUNCILER'S ROBES WANTS HER DEAD FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST BOTH UNIVERSES!?"
 * The Lougers groan with obvious dissatisfaction.
 * Skipper: "You mean that unlikeable jackass of a Slimeballian Sourball? That guy's both a poor representation of the Galactic Federation and his own people! He has no real power?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "NOT UNTIL THE DON SLIME INSODENT?! Ironicly thanks to you lougers convincing the Grand Council Woman to spare that ugly mutant crime boss, the otherwise unlikeable "Slimeball of the Federation" has gained a credability! That monster is tricking even those against the death penality to have my daughter killed?! And as much I can't stand the idea of Qui being turned into a false messiah, I HATE THE IDEA OF HER BEING EXICUTED EVEN MORE?! AND TO KEEP HER ALIVE, I'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?! HANK, CONJURE UP A MUTANT ARMY FROM THE SURROUND VEGITATION!?"
 * Sandy: "It doesn't have to be like this Hank! Remember Candence?!"
 * Hank: "Sorry to do this Lougers, but Qui's a bud, even if she's looney now. I'm not gonna let some donkus snail alien have her killed!"
 * Hank brings out his mutantion gun and begins turning the Oasis' trees, bushes, and friuts into mutanted monsters!
 * Sandy: "DAG NAPPIT EAGLE-BEAK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! QUI IS GONNA GO AROUND, MAKE HERSELF WORSE, AND YOUR JUST GONNA TUSSLE WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE CAPABLE TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "IF IT MEANS SHE'LL LIVE, THEN I DON'T CARE IF YOUR THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE TO STOP A SUN EXPLOUDING!? I AM NOT GONNA LOSE QUI AGAIN!? PLANT MUTANTS, ATTACK!?"
 * The Plant Mutants charged!
 * Skipper: "Kolwalski? Please tell me you created that reverse mutantion ray you always bragged about."
 * Kolwalski: "Sadly forgot it this morning, Skipper."
 * Merlin sighed annoyed and turned the plants back to normal!
 * Merlin: "GOOD PROFESSOR, THIS HARDLY VERY PRODUCTIVE!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "ALLIES, ATTACK?!"
 * Hank, Batula, Anima, Sting'nBite, Loogar, Sing Jin Sue, Celisus and Narcotic charged
 * Eagle-Beak looked annoyed at QP.
 * QP: ".... I'm not fighting a pointless fight."
 * Eagle-Beak: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH?!"
 * Anima charged at the Penguins!
 * Anima: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE, DESENDENTS OF MY ENEMIES?!" (Rico hacks up a flashlight, turns it on, and scares off Anima)
 * Skipper: Whew! At least we know what else can hold him back besides Pinkie.
 * Sting'n Bite: (Buzzes towards Fidget as he screams until Boss Wolf mallets him into Looger)
 * Batula: GRRRGH!! (Uses his sonar to hypnotize some of the Lodgers)
 * Batty: (Pokes him in the back, and when Batula turns around)...*BZZZAT* THIS IS SPARTA!!! (Kicks Batula in the face in slow motion)
 * Celsius: Alright, Lodgers, this has gone far enough! We won't let you send Qui to her doom! (Bursts in flame as he gets the Lodgers trapped in a flame ring)
 * Merlin: (Notices a nearby pond)...Hydra erupticonna! (Levitates water from the pond and spins it in a watery ring above him, and sprinkles it across the fire ring and everything in the middle, including the fire-bursting Celsius who turns to ash)
 * Celsius: GROCK!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KEEP GETTING SOAKED BY THESE BASTARDS?!?
 * Narcotic: Relax, Celsius, I got your back! (Takes out his infector gun) Ever since I got this baby back, I've taken the liberty of upgrading it for MAXIMUM INFECTION!!! (He presses a button on it and it transforms into a bigger weapon)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
 * Narcotic: Say goodbye to your skin, Lodgers! (The gun rapidly fires a green fire-like beam of disease as the Lodgers duck out of the way, and everyone begins to put on oxygen masks)
 * Patrick: Thank goodness for these spare gas masks!
 * Eagle-Beak: (With gas mask) WHOA, NARCOTIC, THAT'S A TAD TOO EXTREME!! WE WANT THEM ALIVE!!!
 * Narcotic: What? I got this set to a non-lethal disease.
 * Eagle-Beak: Yes, but you want our own to suffer that, too?
 * Narcotic:... Oops. (The villains begin to get sick with green swollen pox on their skin, bloodshot eyes, vomiting, and dizziness)
 * Anima: "Thank goodness I'm tecnecally already dead or otherwise this would be a problem to me and-"
 * Rico flashes the light again, causing Anima to scream!
 * Rico laughs!
 * Eagle-Beak:... Exactly what kind of sickness is this?
 * Narcotic: Slime Pox D, of course, the least lethal of the Slime Pox viruses. I... (Checks the vials used in the gun)... Whoops, I used Slime Pox A by mistake! (A burst was heard)
 * Looger: AAAHH!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! OH, GOD, THAT HURT SO MUCH!!! AAA-HAA-HAA-HAAOOOWWWCCHH!!
 * Narcotic:... Yeah, that is the worst of the viruses. Still not fatal though. Just more... Painful.
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) Get this infectious s*** cleaned up and let's do this WITHOUT any casualties.
 * Narcotic: Okay, okay! (Sucks up the infectious gases with the gun, and the Lodgers take off their masks)
 * Icky: Nice cheating, loser! It didn't helped your guys at all, MORON!?
 * Lord Shen pounces on Narcotic!
 * Sing Jin Sue and Viper confronted each-other.
 * Sing Jin Sue: "I envisioned us having another chance to deal with our differences sister.... Admitingly, doing it on the back of a giant sea turtle capable to survive space with an oasis with it's own oxygen system is a bit of a surprise."
 * Viper: "Sister, what do you have to gain working with Eagle when your allied to the Guild of China's Worse?"
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Wouldn't you like to have your curiousity settled?"
 * Sing Jin Sue charged and she and Viper began to fight!
 * Hank charged at Sandy!
 * Sandy: (Back-hands Hank to the ground)...Pathetic, Hank! Is that really the best you could do?
 * Hank: You want worse? Well, let's see how you feel about that when you get some NAKED MOLE RAT DNA INTO YOUR SYSTEM!! (Pulls out a grenade with a pink vial on it)
 * Sandy: Oh, come on! THAT'S your worst move on me? Turning me into a naked mole rat/squirrel hybrid?
 * Hank: Maybe. Remember when you were put in jail for public nudity?
 * Sandy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT TIME!! First off, it wasn't my fault, Plankton stole my fur pelt and I had to find it somehow. Sure I could've gotten my pressurized suit to cover it, but I couldn't fit it on the coffee pitcher I used to replace my helmet since I lost it. Secondly, I DIDN'T go to jail. I'm good at bringing my own testimony in court, and with help from SpongeBob AND Mr. Krabs' testimonies, I got Plankton to 6 months of community service. And people thought I went to jail for being blamed by possible corrupt law enforcement. The law enforcement of Bikini Bottom may be unreliable and mean at times, but it's DEFINITELY not corrupt.
 * Hank: Whatever! I just wanna see your fur fall off!
 * Sandy: Because you wanna see me naked because you still have a bit of crush in you to stoop to that level, or because you think it's funny?
 * Hank: Whatever you want to think of it! Just hold still so I can make this painless!
 * Hank was about to throw the grenade when-
 * Spongebob: "PELVIC THRUST?! (Thrusts himself) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (SLAMS INTO HANK?!)"
 * Hank: "D'OH?!"
 * Hank loses the grenade and it hits onto Loogar's head!
 * Loogar: "OW THE BLOODLY-"
 * BOOOM?!
 * Loogar became a hidious Wolverene/Naked Mole Rat hybrid as all his fur fell off spontaneously.
 * Loogar: "Oh please tell me that didn't came from Hank."
 * Trixie: "Uh..... That did. And now.... Well, let's just say you look as if your the reason why Wolverenes and Naked Mole Rats should never have interchourse with eachother."
 * Loogar: "WHAT!?"
 * Loogar looks into the same pond and screams like a girl!
 * Loogar: HOLY CHRIST, I'M NASTY AND MORE EXPOSED THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS A MEGA-MONSTER!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M FLABBY AND GROSS!!
 * Icky: Dude, you shouldn't tell people to look at you when you're looking like that.
 * Looger: (Sees Trixie)"...YOU!? PONY!? YOUR MAGICAL?! TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL AND I'LL KILL YOU PAINLESSLY?!"
 * Trixie: "Don't you mean "Or"? And didn't the griffin instructed you guys NOT to kill?"
 * Loogar goes into a rage and squealed loudly!
 * Trixie screams and makes a run for it!
 * Hank and Spongebob and rolling around and entered into a hands hold-off!
 * Spongebob: "I should informed you that Candence would be very hurt about this! As hurt as I am of you trying to make Sandy naked!"
 * Hank: "TELL HER I WAS PROTECTING A FRIEND FROM DEATH! She'll understand based on that weird Friendship Religen thing."
 * Loogar was about to pounce on Trixie!
 * Trixie: "GILDA?!"
 * Gilda charged in and elbow slamed into Loogar!
 * Loogar: "GAAAHHHHHH-OW?! MY SPINE!?"
 * Gilda holds Loogar down.
 * Gilda: "FOR THE RECORD, FLABBY, TRIXIE ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EVEN TURN APPLES INTO ORANGES YET! IF YOU NEED ANYONE MAGICAL TO FIX YOU, ASK MERLIN! NOW, IF MERLIN AGREES TO TURN YOU BACK TO NORMAL, WILL YOU PROMISE TO BACK DOWN!?"
 * Loogar: "I, LOOGAR BOOSALIS, AM NO COWERD!?"
 * Trixie brings out a mirror.
 * Trixie: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA STAY THIS UGLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVING LIFE?! (SHOWS LOOGAR HIS REFLECTION, AND THE MIRROR BREAKS?!) Oh.... That's 7 years of bad luck."
 * Loogar: "OK, OK! I GIVE?! I GIVE?! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE A FREAK ANYMORE?!"
 * QP: "And Loogar's out." (Merlin turns him back)
 * Looger:...Where's my fur?!?
 * Merlin: Look pal, I only fixed your DNA, that can't fix your fur's growth span!
 * Looger:...THEN MAKE IT GROW BACK!!
 * Merlin: Okay, okay, geez, but only because you look ugly like that! (Magically makes his fur come back, though puffy)
 * Icky:...Yeah, you'll need a lot of brushing for that one. (Looger growls)
 * Sing Jin Sue was on the verge of over-wealming Viper!
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Give in, little sister! You know my kung-fu is far from being an equil to yours!"
 * Viper: Sing, I know things may seem bad for you after Oogway exiled you and father harshly disowned you, but joining Eagle-Beak isn't going to make you feel better!
 * Sing Jin Sue: Then what SHOULD I do, huh?
 * Viper: You should at least try talking with father! I'm sure by now, he realizes that he was harsh with his words on you. You can't blame him, that's what a lot of fathers go through when their children do something bad. They say things they don't mean. The best you can do is give him a chance--
 * Sing Jin Sue: NEVER!! I've got new friends now! And nothing you say is going to get me to face my awful father again! I love my new life as it is!
 * Viper: But at what cost? You're only making your family name look bad by being a part of this group, even me! I'm not criticized that much because I am a pleasant and famous Kung Fu master.
 * Sing Jin Sue: Don't try and sway me, sister! When people look at me as I am to forever wear this mask, then they know shame! And as long as I still wear it, I must stay with this life!
 * Mantis: Okay, you two, will you stop with the sibling rivalry and make up already?
 * Sing Jin Sue: STAY OUT OF THIS, BUG!! I WILL SQUASH YOU UNTIL--(Mantis was able to overwhelm Sing Jin and pin her to the ground) OOF!!
 * Mantis: I think you've done quite enough today, missy!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU DOING BETTER THEN THIS, AND-.... Wait, where is the commander?"
 * Sting'nBite was cowering in fear at Icky holding even what is merely a broken used can of Raid.
 * Sting'nBite: "That poisoned ruined my reputation as proud warriors! RUINED IT!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) If you want something done right, do it yourself! (Charges his scepter and fires powerful beams at the Lodgers)
 * Skipper: EAGLE-BEAK IS IN ACTION, TAKE COVER!!! (The Lodgers duck from the scepter beam)
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh sure, the other villains are no problem to fight, but when I entered the ring, you all wisely step off. Approbeate enough considering my power. No one on this island is capable to defeat me."
 * ???: "EAGLE-BEAK, THAT IS ENOUGH!?"
 * Eagle-Beak looked to see Celestia and Twilight.
 * Eagle-Beak: "YOU TWO?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON THIS THING?!"
 * Twilight: "Duh, magic."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Ok, I walked into that one. But seriously, even with Celestia, your helpless without the elements of harmony or Taiku! I will not lose easil-"
 * Taiku appeared from nowhere and smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
 * Taiku: "AND HE TAKES DOWN THE KINGPIN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak recovered quickly and got angrier as he aimed to fire a powerful magic blast at Taiku!
 * Pinkie: "SURPRISE?"
 * Eagle-Beak freaked out and ended up missing as the blast hits and blows up an asteriod!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WOW YOU ANNOYING PINK HORSE?! I OUGHTA-"
 * Rarity smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
 * Rarity: "TAKE THAT YOU RUFFIAN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "OW IN THE FACE AGAIN?! THAT TEARS IT!? I'LL TURN YOU INTO THE UGLIEST TOAD IN THE WORLD FOR-"
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed around Eagle-Beak enough times to make him dizzy!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I think your plans are all SPINNING out of control!"
 * Icky: "..... Wow.... I just got usurped as the bad pun maker."
 * Eagle-Beak quickly recovered and aimed to shoot down Rainbow Dash!
 * Eagle-Beak: "I'LL ZAP YOUR WINGS PAINFULLY ENOUGH SO YOUR WONDERBOLT DREAMS WILL BE NOTHING BUT A SAD PIPE DREAM THAT-"
 * Applejack bucks Eagle-Beak right in the crotch!
 * Eagle-Beak: "(High-pitched) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Lougers and Villains: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Marty: "RIGHT IN THE BATTERIES!?"
 * QP: "He really should've worn a cup today."
 * Eagle-Beak falls down to the ground, covers his pained area, and moans in pain!
 * Fluttershy appeared.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh you poor deludional thing. You want an ice pack?"
 * Fluttershy offers an ice pack.
 * Eagle-Beak: "(High-Pitched) Ice Pack, would be, lovely."
 * Both the Deserta Bandits and Eagle-Beak and friends are tied up, as QP, do to being a slightly stronger threat, had to be help by a giant magnet.
 * Icky: "So what exactly can we do to these clowns?"
 * Warson: "They're a concern for later. Right now, a much larger concern is in progress of conguring an innosent planet."
 * Icky: "Wait, how did you guys find the giant Sea Turtle, and, manage to catch it for that matter?"
 * Celestia: "Well firstly, a giant Sea Turtle with an Oasis on it's back flying through space is a hard thing to miss. As for containing it, well.... I think you remember Fluttershy's persaysive control over all unsentient creatures?"
 * Slashwing: Wait, your yellow pony friend persuaded Galapa-God?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...yeah?
 * Dick: How the hell did you do that? It's like the size of Mt. Everest, how would it even see you to know you're persuading him?
 * Fluttershy: You'd actually be surprised. I've persuaded ground whales before. I'm sure something as gentle as a giant sea turtle can enjoy my company. (The turtle wails in agreement) All I had to do was scratch the itch on it's belly, and it was wanting to listen to me in return.
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) I'll never understand the logic of your animal-caring habits.
 * Taiku: Now, if there are no more questions, it's our turn! How do we find Amutt and Qui?
 * Thu Fuei: Give us your worst, we'll never talk!
 * Icky: What if we did this? (Dubbed as Roger from American Dad) NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ...NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! (The bad guys laughed)
 * Looger: THAT'S the best you can do? You think we'll tell you where our masters are just to get you to stop making that noise?
 * Icky: It worked on the Villain League a couple of times.
 * Eagle-Beak: Well, forget it. We villains are never bothered by such annoying noises, and--
 * Icky: NYAAAAAAAAHHH!!! NYAAAAAAAAHH!!! NYAAAAAAAHHHH!! NYAA--(Gilda smacks him) OOF!
 * Gilda: Yeah, that's getting annoying to more than just the ones they're supposed to annoy.
 * Sparx: How about we use torture? That seems to get people somewhere.
 * Mantis: Sparx, we've talked about using torture before. Heroes DON'T torture people for information, even if it's a criminal or villain. Surely you remember what happened the last time we tried a torture method.
 * Sparx: Uh...no, I don't.
 * Shrek: On Sour Cookie? Ripped off a gumdrop button, which was technically a part of his body and got him sent to the hospital?
 * Sparx: Oh...right...Wait, didn't Gingy remove his gumdrop buttons a few times before and not get hurt?
 * Shrek: That's because Lord Farquaad removed them already so it doesn't hurt him that much anymore. That time was the first that Sour Cookie had his gumdrop buttons removed, and therefore it hurt him.
 * Sparx: Oh, that makes sense.
 * Mantis: So no torture!
 * Pumbaa: Then what do we do?