The Bester Gift Ever

The Lougers once again desided to hold a holiday party at Equestria in the School of Friendship and invited their allies to attend to enjoy the festivities. However, the party suddenly got interupted by EXTREMELY uninvited guests: An army of the same Nova-Titans from "A Defence for De-Extinction" Two-Parter lead surprisingly by A mysteriously restored North Wind, Toron, Kai, Equinox, Corruptus, Mothlock, Lu Kai, Tyberious, Duke Rough Diamond, Doltson, Magmatacus as a grown up again, Cold Ironheart, Prince Mane-Feather as a Stone of Geo corrupted dragon again, Another Yakotuar, Wicked Heart, Segrego, Winger, The Mean Six, Coffee, Bishop Dipper, Apocrypha, even Lord Millapede's back, and for whatever reason, the troupe are out on a mission to "Destroy Christmas and Hearths Warming" and to bring forth a Windego Ice Age. This made the group confused as it was NOT consistent with what the various villains were usually like, espeically not North Wind who wanted to CONTROL christmas, not destroy it. But then came the Reindeer, Aurora, Bori, and Alice, and told them that the villains they are seeing are NOT the ones they are familier with, but actselly hatred shadows that happen to take the form of their witnesseses most undesireable and/or recent foes. So after defeating the hatred spirits, which lead them to discover the shorce of where the Hatred Spirits came from, a black necromorthic frost-bitten Reindeer named Lord Shiver, who reveil that Aura, Borei and Alice and canonly shown Reindeer from the comics are but hybrids of true Reindeer, who live futher north of Equestria in the Cervian reindeer and caribou land of Rangifia and are of the magical reindeer responsible for spreading gifts to all children and adults, as typical of reindeer, called Hearth Reindeer. And Shiver has grown immensely bitter on how Hearths Warming and Chirstmas alike, is treated with commercialisum with barely any true respect to the original meaning of both holidays that he aims to upright get rid of both holidays so they are not mistreated anymore and would only reverse it if they are treated with respect again, with the threat that failure to do so will allow the Windegos to take over. However, The Pillers and the Founders of Equestria arrived to deal with Shiver themselves, warning that he's too powerful for the misfits to face alone. However, Shiver gives a surprise to the Founders in anpsipating their return: Gale, and for the Pillers, Speicalised Hatred Spirits that take the form of darker versons of themselves that mock and belittle them for their regrets and what they had done in trying to send themselves to Limbo in trying to stop the Pony of Shadows. All the while, Discord and Deadpool began to have a present contest on who can give their faverite pony the better gift, and pretty much have a tomfoolery rivalry in allou to "Employee of the Month" as the duo end up humiliating eachother in trying to find that perfect gift. This would be a holiday event no-one's gonna forget. Meanwhile, the Young Six and others share their own stories of how they spent the holidays during The Best Gift Ever, all while they are showing around a new student: the reindeer Princess of Rangifia Princess Polarity.

Stories

 * Gallus- Gallus found himself right back at home, being miserable once more, and Gabby and Gruff took notice. As a result, Gabby aims to make the Blue Moon Festival MORE then just the one rare event where Griffins aren't so assholish to eachother and aims to adopt Hearths' Warming Traditions into the festival, but the traditionalist trade establisher of Griffinstone and one of the comtemporary leaders of the troubled colony, Count Troy Diction, refuses to allow any changes. Thus, Gabby needs to find a way to inspire Gallus to help her bring the cheer of the holidays to a troubled tradition, with Gabby believing that if the Blue Moon Festival was made better then comtemporarly having everyone BARELY be nice to eachother for that day, it might not only make Gallus' time away from the School of Friendship students more enjoyable, but contribute in improving Griffin attatudes.
 * Smolder and Quartz- Smolder and Quartz had no trouble noticing that the dragons are even more aggressive then usual, and it didn't took them long to discover why: The Feast of Fire now has a theme about how "Sucky" Ponies are. And it's being run by Vemita, Quartz' old bully, and her goons, Zmarts, Garbage and Pail, Gasser and Ignitito, A Hidious Zippleback Look-alike with virtually the same funtion as well, Slammerhino, a dragon with a large nose horn, and the insecure dimintive dragon who is the son of the elder who usually runs the event, Bright Eyes, of which the event was meant to be for him, but Vemita and her goons overwealmed him and forced him to surrender the one thing that allows the festival to go, The Torch of Stories, a magical torch that reacts to the best story it was told to and how a winner is desided, and unfortunately, because Vemita choose a theme to be about "Ponies Sucking", it would end up encouraging dragons' superiority complexes against ponies. Smolder aims to get Quartz to put a stop to this shit and stop a false theme end up serving to make Dragons want to give ponies shit. But with Quartz not as confident to face Vemita again since she knows it's a real one and not an illution from the cave of harmony, Smolder's best chances of stopping Vemita may involve a difficult task: Finding the two ponies Quartz befriended to begin with.
 * Ocellus, Gaster, Caster, and Buster- At the Changeling Hive, Gaster struggles to find a gift for Ocellus after confessing his crush on her to his brothers. Even more so since Gaster has very embittered feelings torwords holidays in general since Changelings used to celebrate "Chrysalis Day", a time where the hive automaticly gives all gifts to Chrysalis, especially when one of the worst holiday-traditional Changelings, Humbug, becomes a public nuisance. Ocellus struggles to give a gift to Gaster and his brothers as well, espeically since she realised that the Changelings ended up taking the holiday to a litteralist way and now has to be able to get the Changelings to make some changes about their way of celebrating Hearth's Warming. All the while, Caster and Buster are inspired by "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and want to "Stole" Hearth's Warming from all of Equestria as the penultamate prank, but the duo would end up being proven LOUSY grinches when they instead get mistaken as "Reindeer" in an orphanage and end up giving a troubled one named Downz McGutter some hope for his future as he was never adopted dude to be crippled in both backlegs and one front leg being able to completely move, now the two needed to give him the greatest of all gifts: A family.
 * Rhabdom, Sandbar, and Shore- Sandbar and Shore spent some time togather while they wait for Novo to deliver Sandbar's own transformation necklace. But the two ended up discovering from Sandbar's siblings that Sandbar's parents are finally filing for devorce on litterally a very immoppertune time when it's the holidays because the two finally felt their love for eachother has run it's course. Sandbar and Shore both aim to revitalised that romance by playing "Hearth's Helper" and set up events where the two both end up getting very speical presents of what the two desired the most and into thinking that they gotten eachother a great present, but would it end up complimenting things when the two actively tried to prove eachother that they gave eachother the best ever gifts? All the while, Rhabdom tries to introduse Hearth's Warming to her hive, but like with Ocellus, they ended up taking a VERY litteralist approuch to everything and end up embarising her.
 * Silverstream- An inbetween event occuring during the last story, Silverstream aims to give Sandbar and Shore the best ever gift by asking Novo to give Sandbar a transformation necklace. But alas, The Three Days of Freedom Celebration faces cancelation by a Hippogriff Embessy member and a land-purist, Sir Drybutt, who aims to "Reabilitate" the Hippogriffs of Mount Aris by re-intrudusing the Land Hippogriff holiday, "Sky Day", in rather having the Mount Aris Hippogriffs forget they ever had a reason to be in the ocean and go back to being "A proper Hippogriff Colony". With Novo and Skystar helpless to stop him, Silverstream aims to convince Drybutt out of his path, which will lead her to understand that Drybutt back in the Pure Hippogriffin homeland had a trumatic exspearience in almost drowning in one event, which lead to him having Aqua-phobia ever since, of which Silverstream aims to cure.
 * Yona- Apawn Yona's arrival, she heard Pinkie's scream about "The Gift Givers", and so did Yakbrain, who came to Rutherford and forced him to admit that Yaks were terrorable at giving gifts, to Yakbrain's dismay as he became IMMEASUREABLY upset that Yaks "have become SO STUPID to the point that even a mere exchanging of gifts is as confusing as the meaning of life" as Yakbrain proceeded to run away crying! Yona then realises that she needs to help Yakbrain more then ever now, as she aims to give Yakbrain the greatist of gifts: Getting Yaks to learn how to give gifts, as well as help Yakbrain appreciate the joy of the 'dumb' ceremonies the Yaks have on the holidays, something he has always couldn't stand. But because of Snilldar Fest, a time where things given to Yaks are instintly crushed and smashed, Yona may end up not having a that great of a time.
 * Skyceria- Skyceria arrives home in time to enjoy the Perytons' holiday, The Ice Festival, which is the winter part of the Peryton's seasonal holiday traditions. She came to look forword to a time of enjoying a great feast of winter's bounty and the phrasing of nature. However, Skyceria's home is being pressured to be bought out by an overtly determined land defelupter unicorn named Absolut'e Resort'e, who aims to turn the Peryton's home into a ski resort and cut down the surrounding woodlands for buildings, hot-tubs, a hot choco stand, a sky ramp and a skyliner. Skyceria needs to save her home from being pushed over in favor of a ski resort. And she would end up getting the help of a shut-in Dwarfed Yeti named The Estranged Snowman, all the while is being chased by a Griffin game hunter who is cowinsidently Absolut'e's hired protection against wild life, Gameron Hunterson. The situation isn't helped with Skyceria's Older Sister, Princess Prominade, began to try and get her exclusive holiday dedicated to her be brought up earlier then then Ice Festival, essentially 'Julianuary'-ing the entire Peryton kingdom, and it's up to her sister to show her what the effects of her showboating is doing to her people, espeically during a bad time when a self-serving tycoon is trying to buy their home.
 * Clone Six- The Clone Six don't have a family to be with for the holidays, thus Barktrot decides to bring them to an Ent holiday celebration where they meet the Entified Mean Seven and learn how to appreciate holidays without family. However, they discover that the Ent Holiday has a very strong requirence to get gifts, so the rest of the facilty pitched in to help by taking them to the one place Buzzord has recimended: Baazarland, Abyssinia's biggest international place of goods from around the world, where in the times of the holidays the "Lands of Barguins" is having what is basicly an equestian "Black Friday", called "Red Week", where lower prices encourage customers going after the best object quickly. The Clone Six aimed to get the best presents for the Interacial students. However, they ended up discovering that Flim and Flam are being mistreated by their distint traveling trader uncle, Trader Baholony. Baholony wanted the brothers to get back into being traveling traders like he wanted them to, but he was annoyed on how they came to run a resort in Las Pegacius and was the one who forced them into selling the Holly Dolls to begin with. Thus, he forced the Brothers to go on their way to sell the dolls, while the Clone 6 kept their eye on Baholony. However, by the time the duo got back and the front was ruined by Applejack and Fluttershy, Baholony threw a fit and called them disgraces. Baholony came to disown the brothers and to leave..... The clones now deside that Baholony, being the only family the brothers have, needs to be given a holiday revelation and to accept the brothers as they are and not what they should've been.
 * Little Dipper- Little Dipper desides to return to the Hollow Shades for the holidays. However, he discovers that the ponies aren't trying to put up Hearth's Warming decorations. Little Dipper was quick to realise that the Hollow Shade residences are still behaving as if the Church of Woeus is still a thing and still have little reason to be like the rest of Equestria. Thus, Little Dipper teams up with cheerior residence of the town to throw a Hearth's Warming play and to bring back Holiday Spirit. But shenanigans keep occuring that undermine Little Dipper's efferts. On top of making the play, he also needs to introduce Hearth's Warming to the Shadow Realm of Taraxippuses with help from Doldrumsta. But the former bogeyponies have a hard time with it because it's like teaching a demon how to be good, making such a holiday alien to them. Can little Dipper bring joy back into a village that grown to forgotten it?
 * Cozy Glow- Because of SAF lore saying that the season 8 finale didn't happened yet, Cozy's justification for absince is because she went to return to the 'daemon' mansion of her family. However, her family are as disjointed as ever as arguements and bitterness ruled the dinner table and the tree was scarced of presents beyond cheaply bought trinkits, along with the tree being rediculiously skinny, like, Charlie Brown's Chrismas skinny. Cozy Glow aims to bring back the joy of the holidays back to a disorganised family, but her efferts to put them back togather only further seperates them. Can Cozy be able to get her family to put their acts togather?

Chapter 1: Hearth's Warming Incoming.
Dark and Scary room. Ponyville.
 * A cold and lonely unseen figure was seen watching many canon and uncanon events that unfold throughout Equestria's histroy....
 * ???: "...... War....... Greed.......... Pollution....... Destruction! This world has been over-comed, by taintedness. It cannot be saved..... At least..... Not conventionally...... Christmas...... And Hearth's Warming...... (Reveils itself as a skeletal-looking necromorthic frostbitten Reindeer).... Shall be Ho..... Ho...... Over......"
 * ???2: "..... Really boss? Ending it on a Santa Pun?"
 * Reindeer: "DAMN IT, YOU FROST SPIRIT, CAN YOU NOT RUIN THE MOMENT?!"
 * ???: "SORRR-RY, I'm just pointing it out! Sheesh, you're grumpy."
 * Reindeer: "IT COMES FROM BEING ANGRY WITH HOW EQUESTRIA HAS TREATED SACRED HOLIDAYS?! (Dark Spirits formed around the room)..... And I intend..... To correct that...... Very soon......"

KFP Spirit Realm. Louger's Van. Cutaway Present A quick trip back to the Dragon Realms later. Back to Equestria as Quickly.
 * The Van was seen arriving as the Song finished up.
 * Po: "..... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Boy..... After that mess with Jindiao in that Amazon Prime adventure I just had, the dragon "Master", could use a holly-jolly-day off."
 * Tigress: "It's hard to believe, that four mere CHILDREN, became worthy of the Four Constellations' great powers!"
 * Shifu: "(Deadpan) And at such young ages."
 * Mantis: "And further un-nessersary justification on why Oogway picked Po. It was fine enough that Pandas saved his life. That stuff about Pandas being lost guardians to the shorce of ALL FREAKING CHI, WAS OVER-KILL AT THIS POINT?!"
 * Icky: "But hey, at least Po-ster was able to stop Not-A-Vulture Not-Ke-Pa and the obvious Tempest Shadow as a Deer and gals."
 * Gazelle: "..... Abit of a shame that old vulture is still stuck in that spirit urn with that monster though."
 * Po: "Oh don't worry. Oogway is TOTALLY working on getting Chong out."
 * Bunnidruma: "..... Though, great as doing nothing is, we should probuly figure out how to get that Chong guy out without freeing Jindiao."
 * Oogway: "Oh most certainly."
 * Bunnidruma: "..... So, any ideas?"
 * Oogway: "..... I don't know."
 * Bunnidruma: "...... Yeah, me neither. But we'll figure SOMETHING out!"
 * Oogway: "In the meantime though:..... The Other Kung Fu Masters are playing Majhong. You're welcome to attend."
 * Bunnidruma: "OKAY!"
 * Icky: "Well, if there's any nitpicks I have, is that the series felt like a collaberation of rejected Legends of Awesomeness Episodes smushed togather and given extra edgelord cheese to try and become it's own thing. And new character designs for freshness. In fact, it felt like it was trying to be the Kung Fu Panda 2, of the francise's TV series section. I mean, that Jindiao dude is OBVIOUSLY trying to be like if Shen and Ke-Pa had gay sex with eachother and those deer basicly his equilent to the wolves. Though moments like Po's two dads bickering with eachother and Mr. Ping's sudden cart fetish, and that one hilarious moment with Po getting kicked by Lady Not-A-Constable Hu with an elephant sound effect, REALLY ruined the edginess, and the implacations that Jindiao has sometimes WASTED his doe friends...... That show was an emotional hodgepodge of it trying to be serious yet also tried to be funny, and the fact that the Rafki-Rabbit, DIED?! I, did not anpisapated that, and-...... OKAY, SCROOPFAN, CAN YOU NOT USE ME AS A MOUTHPIECE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION ON THAT SHOW?!"
 * Scroopfan: "OKAY OKAY, SHEESH?"
 * Icky: "..... The giant spider was funny though- DAMN IT, SF?!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Okay everyone, we are now about to land in Equestria."
 * The Van landed as the Main 7 were quick to welcome them.
 * Twilight: Welcome and happy holidays, Lougers..... You guys came later than we expected.
 * Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, SpongeBob isn't here, sadly. He's in the middle of a... Coping moment.
 * SpongeBob: (Saw the news of Stephen Hillenburg's death on his phone and did this)
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Is it gonna be another "Robin Williams" Thing?"
 * Icky: "Don't worry, the producer desided to be smart about giving famous people farewell tributes. He's going to take a season 6 episode and have it be released early to become a speical."
 * Spike: Good call.
 * Rarity: "But do you think you'll do fine without Spongebob around?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well in all fairness, while Spongebob may be founder leader, he, actselly rarely contributes much of anything. And even then, thanks to Tman, Spyro is at most the next best thing for a leader, so, we'll managed."
 * Squidward: "Besides, Stephen's death aside, at least Spongebob and Patrick would be absint today."
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Yikes..... Ye be having problems, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF SPONGEBOB IS MORE OFTEN THEN NOT THE SHORCE OF MY PROBLEMS?!"
 * Sandy: "Squidward, cool it. Stephen is just as much a reason you exist just as he was to Spongebob."
 * Squidward: "..... (Sighs)..... Okay, fine.... I'll take a sick day on being an ass, for once."
 * Pinkie: "So, I take it that means Patrick isn't here neither?"
 * Po: "Yeah. A rare moment of being a genuine friend when he's usually far from being self-aware about anything. Good to know that Patrick desided against to be the kind of guy a lot of Modern Spongebob critics hate. He might do something spiecal for Spongebob."
 * Icky: "Let's hope it doesn't burn down the Dragon Guardian Temple in the process."
 * Iago: "..... NAAAAAAAA'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YA JINXED IT, NOW IT'S TOTALLY GONNA-"
 * The Dragon Guardian Temple was burned down.......
 * The Lougers stared in shock.......
 * Iago: "......... Happen."
 * Lord Shen: "...... Thank goodness Kairi's away with Sora on their own holiday exploits."
 * Duke: "And that the High Councilers are away on Holiday Vacation."
 * Alex: "BUT LOOK AT THE TEMPLE?! IT'S A WRECK?!"
 * Sandy: "..... But, where's Spongebob and Patrick?"
 * Voice: "We're up here."
 * The Lougers look up to see Patrick and Spongebob hanging by their underwears on a broken leaning pointy tower.....
 * Max: "..... Do I, even wanna know the story behind this?
 * Sam: "I'd bet it's an interesting one too, little buddy."
 * Icky: "...... WELL THIS IS A HOLIDAY DISHASTOR?!"
 * Shifu: "..... (Sighs)....... At least holidays always bring the tradition of villainy's absince."
 * Lord Shen: "But that doesn't make this mess any less inconvinent....."
 * ???: "Oh my goodness, Viper!"
 * Lord Copperfang was seen.
 * Lord Copperfang: "What happened?!"
 * Viper: "..... Let's just say..... We might be abit more cautious of ever leaving Spongebob and Patrick alone, ever, again."
 * Lord Copperfang: "Say no more, my dear niece, I seen that show of their's. How's about you Lougers go back to Equestria and I'll see about having all of your friends from across the universes to fix this place? It'll be my treat."
 * Viper: "Thank you, Uncle."
 * Lord Copperfang: "My pleasure. Now, go on back to your ponyfriends. (The Lougers took Spongebob and Patrick and left)...... (Uses a phone) Hello, Joe's Contacting Company? Yes, it's THE Copperfang. I have, a long list of contacts that I wanted to make today."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh you poor things. I'm so sorry about the Dragon Guardian Temple burning down."
 * Icky: "Welp, lesson learned. Next time we have to leave the two most netourious noutical knuckleheads alone, we hire a babysitter for them."
 * Patrick: "HEY! Our first movie, proved, that we're NOT, babies!"
 * Pinkie: "(Gives out milk and cookies) Want some Milk and Cookies?"
 * Patrick: "Hey, can I have the cookies with the giant M&M-like candies on them? (Pinkie zoomed off and got them).... Thanks."
 * Icky: "...... Tch. And I'm the king of Sweden."
 * Iago: "That depends on if Sweden still practices monarchies or not."
 * Familier music was heard.....
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Is that "Get Ready to Die" By Andrew W.K.?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... Oh dear gods, no..... NOT HIM?!"
 * The Lougers ran out and saw Fu-Xi's ship as it played the song!
 * Fu-Xi: "...... Well, Ho-ho-ho, Shell Louge Squad! It does my mighty serpentine heart good, to see my good friends, Viper of the Jade Palace, and- (Looks at the other Lougers)....... The rest. Oh, and your wimpy Boyfriend Sire Piss."
 * Icky and Iago broke into laughter!
 * Sir Hiss: "(Blushes)..... It's, Sir Hiss, actselly."
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh yes, right, right. Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but, I invited some guests as well."
 * Fu-Xi thwacked his tail, as Jade Tusk, Hufang, and three Poison Clan members appeared and landed from Fu-Xi's ship epicly!
 * Po: "Deer Lady?!"
 * Tigress: "Her name was Jade Tusk, Po."
 * Po: "Oh yeah right, Jade Tusk?!"
 * The five deers got up, and did a bow of respect.
 * Jade Tusk: "We are not worthy to be in your presence, Dragon Master."
 * Icky: "So, Fu-Xi, what exactly are ya doing with the Fang Gang here?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh, they're comtemporary servents until they can figure out what to do with themselves now that a disgraced Demi-Dragon is out of the picture. For the time being, these bitches basicly do what I say, it's great!"
 * Jade Tusk: "We sought Fu-Xi out to show us a way to a better path for his connection to the Dragon Gods as the son of one. (Quietly) So lucky."
 * Fu-Xi: "They litterally do everything I tell them. Hey, watch this. A-TEN-HUT, LADIES?! (The five stood perfectly straight!)......"
 * Tito: "(Chuckles) Heeeeeey, check it out. Do they fetch and play dead too?"
 * Destructive sounds were heard as Cletus and Clem were seen driving donut holes into the ground on a prison transport truck they likely stolen!
 * Icky: "Awwww, no! Cletus and Clem?! Those two illegit sport hunter octopus jackasses that messed up Vambi's life?! What're THEY doing here?!"
 * Sandy: "Obviously violating their ill-fit parole, AGAIN!"
 * Lord Shen: "BUT HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!"
 * Icky: "Because, Plot Convinence."
 * Fu-Xi: "AHEM! To answer the little canine's question, as a matter of fact, yes..... Poison Clan, (Thwack's tail again) FETCH?! (Jade Tusk and the other four brought out weapons and charged battle crying!)"
 * Clem's voice: "HEY LOOK?! MORE DEER?!..... And they gots vampire teeth-"
 * Fighting sounds were heard along side Cletus' and Clem's screams!
 * Icky and Iago: "OHHHHHHH?!"
 * Po: "Ohhh."
 * Alex: "Ohhh."
 * Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity: "Ohhhhhhhh!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yowza."
 * Cletus and Clem were tossed right at the Lougers' feet and defeated, as Jade and her four followers arrived back.
 * Jade Tusk: "Are you pleased, Lord Fu-Xi?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Yup, that's pretty much our random idiot jackass qouta for the day."
 * Kolwalski: "I'll see to it that the Van is automaticly set to transport these two chuckle-heads back to their proper cells in the Dragon Realms' prison. (Rico proceeded to drag the two off)."
 * ???: "Well, it's evident that we're not the only old friends visiting today."
 * Starswirl and both Pillers and Founders arrived.
 * Starlight: "Starswirl, you and the others made it! So, how did it go with the Fanonverse Debunked Zone Guardian and those..... Weird bug things?"
 * Clover: "So lucky I was saved from being a newfound resident there, THAT'S for sure!"
 * Icky: "Well you were lucky that the Cards were not serious canon, so, yeah."
 * Puddinghead: "Miss Sparkle, I'm here to make sure you do my pudding recipe RIGHT this time."
 * Twilight: "And I appresiate this, ​Puddinghead, really, I-"
 * ???: "THERE'S MY SPEICAL GIRL?!"
 * Twilight's entire family was seen, even Shining with Candence and Flurry Heart!​​​​
 * Twilight: "Mom! Dad! Shining! Candence?! Flurry!"
 * Spongebob: "Now it's a party!"
 * Everyone proceeded to go inside the castle..... Unaware that they were being watched by cold eyes, which were forming dark spirits.

Chapter 2: A barrage of uninvited Guests.
Twilight's Castle. Outside the castle. Twilight's Castle. Chirstmasy Flashback. Flashback ends.
 * Everyone is already getting adjusted.
 * The Crusaders arrived.
 * Applebloom: "Marry Christmass and Happy Hearths Warming, everypony/one!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "And happy holidays, Mr. Fu-Xi."
 * Fu-Xi: "Ya know, tecnecally, I DO celebrate Christmas."
 * Scootaloo: "How so?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Cause I'm son of a dragon god."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh Great Budda, give me streatgh to cope with the ego of a'thoundson suns."
 * Mimi: "Hey, guys, we DID made sure that the Nova-Titans we saw on that scary Death-Star wanna-be space station were all destroyed, right?"
 * Icky: "Well, yeah. They all blew up on that "Drill of Extinction" thing, why?"
 * Mimi: "..... Another question, (Becomes more concern) Do robots have souls, (Scared) BECAUSE I'M SEEING AN ARMY OF GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST?!"
 * The Group looked out the window and see an army of the The Defense For De-Extinction Nova-Titans.
 * Icky: "..... Well, shit. I hate working on the holidays."
 * Spyro: "But we can all agree, invadtions on the holidays are even more detestable. Let's make quick work of the madman respondsable."
 * The Group arrived outside.
 * Lord Shen: "OKAY, YOU TINCANS?! WHO'S RESPONDSABLE FOR MANAGING TO BRING YOU ALL BACK?!"
 * ???: "So, do you like my christmas gift?"
 * The group were surprised to see a somehow completely restored North Wind coming forth.
 * North Wind: "Sorry, I wasn't able to gift-wrap."
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)! NORTH WIND?! But, we saw Mime-Me put you inside the Robot-Spongebob, and, kinda killed you before the Mafia Allience brought ya back!"
 * Icky: "AND YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE A CLUMSY RESSERECTED CYBORG NOW?! HOW ARE YOU BACK AND IN FULL POWER AGAIN?!"
 * North Wind: "That's right, misfits! WE, have returned for our revenge!"
 * Icky: "THAT DIDN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: " And what's this WE stuff?!"
 * North Wind: "Funny you should ask..... COME FORTH, VILLAINS OF LOUGER'S PAST?! (More Figures formed)....."
 * Icky: "OH, SURE, YOU ANSWERED KRABS' QUESTION AND NOT MINE?! YOUR EVEN DICKIER THEN USUAL?!"
 * Toron came first, weilding his weapons!
 * Kai was swinging his blades around!
 * Equinox: "(Comes forth) "Villains of Louger's Past"? Really? THAT'S what you came up with?"
 * Corruptus (Through Meddailaron): "I can't believe that I am redused to take the words of an egoist."
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)! TORON?! KAI?! MASTER EQUINOX?! LORD CORRUPTUS?!"
 * Mothlock: "(Showing up as well) Hello, Pang Bing."
 * Lu Kai: "(Shows up next to Mothlock) Long time, no see."
 * Pang Bing: "Mothlock?! Lu Kai!?"
 * Tyberious Sr.: "(Appearing as well) Ya know, Humanoid, I thought we agreed we were gonna go with "Villains of Holidays Past"!"
 * Duke Rough Diamond: "(Appears not as a Changeling) To be fair, not alot of us were defeated in the holidays, so-"
 * Icky/Iago: "TYBERIOUS TIBELLA SENIOR?!"
 * Candence/Shining: "ROUGH DIAMOND?!"
 * Doltson appeared with his battle axe, shouting a battle cry!
 * Spongebob: "CHIEF THUNDERING DOLTSON?!"
 * Magmatacus: "(Appears as well) THE FUN HAS ARRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED-DAH?! Thank you very much!?"
 * Flash Magnus: "MAGMATACUS?!"
 * Cold Ironheart: "(Appears as well) Who's up for a harsh lesson on the cold reality of the holidays?!"
 * Starswirl: "IRONHEART?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feather undero Stone of Geo Corruption roared forth!
 * Pinkie: "PRINCE MANE-FEATHER AS A MEAN TOHO COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENT LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
 * The Yakotaur appeared cackling!
 * Patrick: "YAKHALLA'S THE YAKOTAUR AGAIN?!"
 * Wicked Heart appeared as well!
 * Rarity: "WICKED HEART?! AND SHE'S RESTORED OF HER GREATER FORM?!"
 * Segrego appeared from smoke!
 * Rainbow Dash: "SEGREGO?!"
 * The Winger drumaticly landed in!
 * Crane: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WINGER?!"
 * The Mean Six came forth.
 * Starlight: "THE MEAN SIX?! HOW?!"
 * Coffee appeared.
 * Squidward: "COFFEE?!"
 * Bishop Dipper appeared!
 * Clover: "BISHOP DIPPER?!"
 * Apocrypha appeared as he did his song.
 * Gloria: "APOCHYPHA?!"
 * Sunset: "Wow, you guys know alot of-"
 * Lord Millipede: "(Appears as well) SUNNY DARLING, I'M BACK TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE?!"
 * Sunset: "AW NOT AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: "HEY?! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO COME BACK, MILLO?! YOUR DEBUTE EPISODE WAS STILL RECENT?! AT LEAST WAIT 2 TO 3 EPISODES IN FOR EVEN A CAMIO AT LEAST!?"
 * Hurricane: "AGAIN WITH THE WEIRD TALK?!"
 * North Wind: "So, misfits! How do you like my army of machines and vengeful renigades?! Cause we're here to make this the FINAL Christmas and Hearths Warming, EQUESTRIA WILL EVER SEE, AS WE'LL BRING FORTH, A WINDEGO ICE AGE?!"
 * Kai: "Uh, okay, dude, that "Destroy the Holidays" thing, is obviously, YOUR thing! I just want the (Darkly) Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
 * Mothlock: "And I'm here for revenge on Pang Bing!"
 * Lu Kai: "Same!"
 * Rough: "And some of us native here kinda have to protest the idea of destroying MY homeland?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "I WANT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD?!"
 * Winger: "And could this ice age threat happen AFTER I claim every single wing here in the planet?"
 * Lord Millipede: "HEY I DIDN'T RESTORED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU TO SUDDENLY RUIN A SERIOUS COMEBACK?! I WISH TO GET MY SUNSET BACK?! GOT IT?!"
 * North Wind: "Oh come on! Aren't we allowed to do our own thing in the process?"
 * Jade Tusk: "..... This is really awkword."
 * Fu-Xi: "The Holidays, am I right?"
 * Gazelle: "Okay, gang! (Readies the Uniter Blade)! Time to put these jerks in their place once and for all! Again!"
 * Po: "AWESOMENESS?! LET'S JINGLE THESE BELLS?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "...... I refuse to fight to that."
 * North Wind: "FOCUS, EVERYONE?! AND ATTACK?! (The Villains charged!)"
 * Tyberious Sr. Charged after Icky and Iago as they made a run for it!
 * Pang Bing and Gazelle fought alongside eachother against their respective direct foes!
 * The Kung Fu Team were in a fight of their lives with Kai!
 * The Pillers and Founders fought their enemies!
 * Flurry Heart was easily overwealming Rough Diamond!
 * Shen fought against Toron!
 * Crane once again fought Winger!
 * Sunset was running from Millipede!
 * Heroes and Villains alike fought eachother as Fu-Xi and Jade's troupe fought the Nova-Titans!
 * Jade Tusk: "Suyin, to your left!"
 * Water Deer 1: "On it?! (Smacks down a Nova-Titan!)"
 * Jade Tusk: "Xin, support!"
 * Water Deer 2: "Yeah, I'm on it. (Jumps up and throws shirikins everywhere to take down some Nova-Titans)."
 * Jade Tusk: "Bingwen, cover!"
 * Water Deer 3: "Say hello to my big friend?! (Brings out a big sheild that blocks off an attack from a Nova-Titan!) (She then smacks the Nova-Titan with it) BOO-YAH?!"
 * Jade Tusk: "Huifang, you- (Huifang was seen making a snow-deer away from the fight)....... HUIFANG?!"
 * Huifang: "Huh? Oh oh oh oh, right! (Brings out a cross-bow and starts firing like mad against Nova-Titans!)."
 * The Heroes in various ways were able to quickly defeat the villains!
 * But apawn so, they retreat as black smoke and reform again!
 * Po: "Guys, fighting them isn't working?! (Dodges an attack from a form reamerged Kai!)."
 * Sandy: "Something ain't right in the alamo! These have to be the biggest collection of contrasting villains I ever seen! (Dodges an attack from Doltson)"
 * Corruptus (Trough the meddailian): "That's right, fools! Thanks to the gifts of the Manapede, we are stronger then ever!"
 * North Wind: "Under my stragitic devising!"
 * Corruptus (Through the Meddailian): "FUCK, OFF?!"
 * Spongebob: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Ya know, Chrismas and Hearth's Warming is suppose to be the time where we call come togather and- (Apocrypha and Magmatacus smacked all the heroes right into the castle as they comedically smacked perfect shapes into the walls!)...... Ow."
 * Millipede: "You're right. (The magic capable villains began to charge up a serious attack) Let's ALL come togather."
 * Mothlock: "So you can ALL DIE TOGATHER?!"
 * Kai: "AND I CAN COLLECT YOUR CHI-SOULS AFTERWORDS?!"
 * North Wind: "The devines rest thy, misfits."
 * ???: "NO HARM SHALL COME TO ANY GOOD GIRL AND BOY?!"
 * ??? 2: "Nor ones in redemption."
 * ??? 3: "For it is NOT the Hearth's Warming Way!"
 * Villains: "NOW WHAT?!"
 * Aurora, Bori, and Alice flew in like Reindeer!
 * Aurora, Bori, and Alice: "SO HAVE SOME HOLIDAY CHEER?! (The conjured a powerful holiday spell that blasted down every single present Nova-Titan to nothing, surprising the villains and healing the heroes!)"
 * Alice: "And that's a fact!"
 * North Wind: ".... Duh, duh, duh..... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE STOP THEM?!"
 * Toron: "Why didn't you?"
 * North Wind: "BECAUSE I HAVE YOU NITWITS?!"
 * Corruptus (Through the meddailian): "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was ALL about you!"
 * North Wind: "(The Heroes Approuched them) Oh, can you NOT be THAT guy now?!"
 * Fu-Xi strikes at North Wind, Jade Tusk stabs Toron, Po Super-Chi-Blasts Kai, Gazelle and Pang Bing blasted down Equinox, Corruptus, Mothlock, and Lu Kai, Icky and Iago used raid on Tyberious, Flurry Heart Ka-mai-ha-mai-ha'd Duke Rough Diamond, Huifang and the other deer took turns striking at Doltson, Flash Magnus defeats Magmatacus the same way, Starswirl overwealms Cold Ironheart, Rockhoof tosses Prince Mane-Feather into the sky, The Yakotuar Blasted down by Merlin, Wicked Heart Beamed down by Starlight, Shining Armor and Candence defeating Segrego with their love, Crane epicly defeating Winger, The Main Six Rainbow Powering against The Mean Six, Tigress smacking down Coffee like with Boar, Clover magicly overwealming Bishop Dipper, Sam and Max using the Mega Max agains Apocrypha and winning, And Sunset power-blasts Lord Millapede off of her case!
 * The Defeated villains turn into black smoke, Aurora used magic to ultamately disorganised the forms as they turned into creepy hateful spirits as they retreated!
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Something tells me that those guys, were not what we thought they were."
 * Alice: "No they were not. They were hatred spirits."
 * Bori: "Basicly, they're not very nice."
 * Aurora: "Even more so when they took someone dear to us."
 * Tigress: "..... Explain."
 * Aurora, Bori and Alice were enjoying some hot coco offered by Pinkie.
 * Aurora: "Mmm. Great Coco."
 * Lord Shen: "Listen, ladies-"
 * Aurora: "Aurora,"
 * Bori: "Bori,"
 * Alice: "Alice!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Duh, aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, at THIS part of the country, LOCALISED entirely inside this magical christail tree castle, as Reindeer?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "....... Was utilising a now meme-a-fived Simpsons Quate REALLY nessersary then?"
 * Fu-Xi/Skipper: "....... Yes."
 * Lord Shen: "AHEM!....... May I ask on what these Hatred Spirits are all about?"
 * Bori: "They're terrorable spirits of hate that were born during the times when ponies were still bitter about losing the Alicorn gods that acumulated during there anger and saddness and bitterness torwords eachother."
 * Icky: "Well, DOI! Hate Spirits are Haters! But, why did they took the form of some of our most personal/hated enemies- Wait, just answered it myself."
 * Alice: "Pretty much ya said. Hatred Spirits can take the personifications of the very thing, or very person, that has given you the greatest trouble in the past, though often of recent memory for amatur ones."
 * Aurora: "Like Windegos, they do WORSE then just feed off of hatred. They make it control you. They turn you into a frost-bitten zombifyived angry bitter monster, and turn you into an angry spiteful soul!"
 * Bori: "We know this personally from learning about...... Lord Shiver."
 * Icky: "Oh that's the most trying-too-hard-to-sound-evil name ever!"
 * Alice: "I know, right? Ol'Chill can try to hard at times."
 * Lord Shen: "Who is this, "Lord Shiver"?"
 * Aurora: "..... Truth be told, he's a true Equestrian Reindeer. Me and my siblings are just hybirds that are able to harness Equestrian magic."
 * Fu-Xi: "Wait, you're sisters? But Miss Auroroa, You're-"
 * Alice: "Older then the other two? The age differences are just side-effects of our spiecal abilities. We're actselly 2-3 years older to younger then eachother. I know, our appearences are misleading."
 * Bori: "But it comes with the terratory of being Hearth's Deer."
 * Twilight: "(Squees) I read about them?! (Brings out the Hearth's Warming Book!) They were magic capable Reindeer from Rangifia, the Cervian polar homeland of reindeer and caribou! Eek! They're the greatest at giving gifts! I can't believe we have such a chance to meet them!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, tecnecally, I met them first when I was trying to find a perfect gift when we did that Hearth's Helper then. And boy did it help when Twilight had an epic pudding dishastor!"
 * Twilight: "EEEE?! YOU GOT TO MEET THEM FIRST HAND PINKIE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING?!"
 * Pinkie: "Oops! I just remembered that Rutherford told me to keep it a secret!"
 * Twilight: "THE YAKS KNEW ABOUT IT?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, just Rutherford actselly, Yaks are actselly TERRORABLE at giving gifts, which makes me concern on how Yakbrain's gonna react to it, and- BAHHHHHHH?! I FORGOT IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SECRET TOO?! DARN IT?! THIS IS FILLI VINILI LEVELS OF BAD, PINKIE?!"
 * Aurora: "Ahem.... I think we got side-track. Let us explain about Lord Shiver."
 * (Aurora): "Shiver Chill was once like other Reindeer. He was the happiest of them all as they came. And he had the greatest respect, for Christmas and Hearth's Warming, and, of all holidays actselly. He was all about treating holidays with the upmost sacred care, espeically when Chirstmas and Hearth's Warming are concerned. He saw them as a time of generosity, humility, and the purest exsample of decenty. Unfortunately, one day.... He saw something that broke him..... He saw holidays, getting commercialised."
 * (Icky): "I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA TURN INTO AN ANTI-COMMERCIALISED CHIRSTMAS WARNING?!"
 * (Aurora): "Shiver was disgusted and distroted by how ponies and other creatures began to treat the holidays. The commericalisium of holidays, the acts of things he found, degenerate, like drunken holiday parties and holiday themed laungerie, he saw those more happy with wealth, power, and fruitless material pocessions then the company of others, that not everyone puts on a holly jolly face in the holidays, that very little was done to help with the needs of those less fortunate that couldn't afford a great holiday, that conflict would still exist even in times of Hearth's Warming or even Christmas, and over-all, treat the holidays more like a specticale then something to be sacred."
 * (Icky): "This guy is litterally Death Coffin the Holiday Spiecal!"
 * (Aurora): "He became immeasurely bitter and spiteful about the fall of something so sacred to him, that he wanted to take away holidays from all of Equestria forever, or, at least until all races are "humbled" about the true meaning of the holidays. And that was when.... The Hatred Spirits, took him over. (Shiver Chill was taken over by the Hatred Spirits as he becomes a far darker figure) With newfound darker powers, Shiver Chill began to steal Hearth's Deer magic to make himself a more powerful force, so he can plot for millenda on how to end the holidays..... Perimently."
 * Blackness over took the flashback as the red eyes closed in!
 * Bori: "Poor deer's been that way ever since."
 * The Crusaders were shaking behind their sisters.
 * Mr. Wiskers: "...... That, wasn't very christmasy."
 * Alice: "I know. Shiver lost his holiday spirit because the modern world of Equestria stopped celebrating the holidays with respect and dignity. His body was darkly effected by this hatred so great, he turned into a frost-bitten magical ice mummy that became heavily connected to the Hatred Spirits."
 * Bori: "And now, he wants to force a reminder on why those holidays should be respected: By causing a new Windego Ice Age."
 * Sandy: "..... Well gang, it looks we we got a grinch to stomp!"
 * Po: "Heck yeah?! (Poses) Time to give that holiday scrooge a taste of justice!"
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed! No one dares harms the holidays because of some undesireable traits on MY WATCH?!"
 * Aurora: "Your best shot of finding him is pretty much the tallest mountain back in Rangifia: Mt. Yuletide.... A.K.A, Mt Dark'n'Spooky for how scary it looks ever since Shiver moved in there!"
 * Icky: "And there's our Grinch's base?! Thanks ladies, we'll take it from here!"
 * The Heroes zoomed off with the Main 7 and Fu-Xi and the Poison clan, as the other guests were left behind......
 * Candence: "..... Welp, may as well help ourselves to Twilight's new pudding attempt since we're here."
 * Crusaders: "YAY?!"
 * Shining: "But what about you three- (Noticed that Aurora, Bori and Alice were gone and left a note)..... (Picks it up). (Reads) Don't worry about this. We'll follow the misfits and the Main 7 and help when needed. Signed, Aurora, Bori, and Alice. (Speaks) Well that's considerate of them. Just hope that Twilight's school can managed without them, Espeically with Buzzord in mind."
 * The Camera pans right at the Friendship School.

Chapter 3: School of Friendship Stories Side-tracking.
(Ongoning Process. I desided to skip ahead to the rest of the episode and continue this afterword.) Hallway. Gallus' Story.
 * The Students were seen enjoying a christmas-eve/Hearths Warming party with the factily.
 * Barktrot: "(Before a podium) Alright, alright, settle down, students. Now, as once again contemporary caretaker, I must address that we are getting a new student being sent to us from the Cervia regeion of Rangifia, the Cervian polar homeland of reindeer and caribou. And also, she is also another student of royal background. She is the daughter of King Boreal, and a learning Hearth Reindeer, of which Spiracle will cover the details of in culture class. She's already a cheerful sort, but she needs to learn to use the Hearth Intuition with subtily as she is prone to accsidently expose more then what people are comfertable with knowing. Now, please give a welcoming applause, to Princess Polarity Push. (The Sudents applauded as an excitable Reindeer flew in excitingly in a giggle-fit! This, was Polarity)!"
 * Polarity: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, TO ALL OF THE STUDENTS OF THE FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL?! I already know that we're gonna be great friends, cause Hearth Intuition is almsot always never wrong!"
 * Gallus: "(Quietly) Yikes. Is she excitable."
 * Silverstream: "(Quietly) Oh come on, Gally, she's only eccentric. She's obviously like a fish out of water, this is the first time Reindeer seriously interacted with people."
 * Gaster: "(Quietly) Barring Pinkie's meeting with like, three of them, ya mean?"
 * Barktrot: "A certain number of you shall be selected to give Miss Polarity a tour of the school. It shall be selected by Lightvine who will-"
 * Gallus: "(Raises left talon) Up up up! We all know how this is gonna go down. Lightvine is gonna end up picking us because we're petty much a petrie dish of deversed characters! So we may as well skipped the filler and just get it over with."
 * Barktrot: "..... Well, that just saves on Familier magic that you volenteered, Gallus. Very well. The Interacial Six and friends have the honor of giving Polarity a tour. Have fun, you bunch."
 * Polarity excitedly zoomed up to the group and accsidently bowled over them as bowling pin shatter was heard!
 * Buzzord: "STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Electross: "...... Oh that was a dick move, bro."
 * Buzzord: "Sorry. Force of habit when it comes to bowling."
 * Polarity: "I am, SO excited, to be here! I can't wait to learn the best ways to be a good Heart's Deer!"
 * Gallus: "...... Hey, ya know, Polly? We're more then happy to tell ya some free pointers from our own holiday adventures that happened when Hasbro aired the big speica early."
 * Polarity gasped!
 * Polarity: "I, would, LOVE THAT?! Tell me tell me tell me tell me?!"
 * Smolder: "Well someone's in a holiday-mood."
 * Gallus: "Eh, Blue Moon Festival tradtion. Speaking of which, when I went on holiday on that spiecal, I was basicly giving a chance to make the Festival even better then.... It, barely was before."
 * Gallus was seen being escourted by Gabby and Gilda torwords Griffinstone.
 * Gallus: "I don't know what to say, guys, I, never thought you guys would invite me to your Blue Moon Festival feast."
 * Gilda: "Well, Rainbow Dash learned from your friends that you're actselly miserable on the holiday, so, why not make your Blue Moon Festival exspeariment more of a..... Not, miserable time."
 * Gabby: "Yeah. When Gilda told me how sad you were on the Blue Moon Festival, so we asked Gruff to let you come to our BMF feast."
 * Gilda: "Cause Gramps owes me."
 * Gallus: "Why do you call him "Gramps", when he's nobody's grandpa?"
 * Gilda: "Hey, believe it or not, he's actselly MY grandpa. We just, don't get along as famously as you would think.... Blame that on Griffinstone's asmospire."
 * Gallus: "What CAN'T we blame our problems on but on how much our hometown SUCKS BALLS?!"
 * Gilda: "Unspoken understatement, kid."
 * Gabby: "Well, actselly Gallus, if it helps...... I'm actselly trying to improve the Blue Moon Festival by having it adopt from Hearth's Warming Quilites."
 * Gallus and Gilda got surprised......
 * Gallus/Gilda: "...... You're not serious, right?"
 * Gabby: "I am SO seriousy serious about it!"
 * Gallus: "Gabs, ya know that'll never happen with Count Troy Diction around. That tradition obcessed trade establisher is a the vain of anyone who attempts to make people happy in that town."
 * Gilda: "He's pretty much the worse contemporary leader Griffinstone had to deal with until we can ever get the gull to have a new king again!"
 * Gabby: "Well then he'll just have to deal with it, because I intend to help Griffinstone!"
 * Gilda: "Why are you so willing to be under that guy's skin about this?"
 * Gabby: "Because I figured that if I can make the Blue Moon Festival MORE then just Griffins BARELY being nice to eachother, it could contribute to making Griffinstone better, thus, Griffins will be made nicer."
 * Gallus pondered about this.....
 * Gallus: "...... Actselly....... Fixing Griffinstone like that..... IS PERFECT?!"
 * Gilda: "ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND There goes his sense of rationallity, just like THAT."
 * Gallus: "Think about it! It's obvious that cause the Blue Moon Festival doesn't do enough to make Griffins nicer then just, out of arbatary requirement we BARELY obey anyway. Hearth's Warming has so many reasons to be cheery that it made those Ponies so sweetingly nice you can get cavaites from them!"
 * Gilda: "I'm pretty sure the ponies have a bajillion other factoids on why they're so happy with life. And purity's one of them."
 * Gallus: "Well, what's the biggest reason why Griffins are such assholes?"
 * Gabby: "Losing the idol."
 * Gilda: "Which is due to inhered greedness."
 * Gallus: "I was going for more like, because the Idol was the symbol of our happiness. And when that damn armasti took it, it wasn't just a pretty glorifived cup we lost..... He also took our happiness. And let's be honest. We're unlikely to get back the physical symbol of our happiness back, anytime soon."
 * Gilda: "No thanks to the Abysmal Abyss."
 * Gallus: "So, why not have the holiday teach Griffins to be happy WITHOUT the idol? Give them reason to find happiness without having a super-cool piece of treasure to look at! And what better way to do that, then giving the Blue Moon Festival a taste of a Hearth's Warming upgrade?"
 * Gilda: "But didn't Applejack learned the hard way about trying to change how other people celebrate the holidays?"
 * Gallus: "That was different! Pinkie's family were happy in their own, boring rock farmer way! The Griffins aren't happy, like, at all, ever since we lost the idol!"
 * Gilda: ".... Fair point, but Troy still ain't gonna be crazy for it!"
 * (Work in progress)

Chapter 4: Enter Shiver N' Gale.
Near Mr. Yuletide. A Dark Mountain Cave. Several Hours of Scolding later.
 * King Boreal was seen leading the heroes near the Mountain.
 * King Boreal: "This is where Shiver had been residing in ever since he went dark..... I must warn that the Mountain had gone..... Treacherious, ever since Shiver's self-exile."
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh worry not. Dealing with Treacherious things is all part of the job!"
 * Twilight: "... Okay everyone. Let's go forth! (The group began charging up the mountain path as Boreal looked on.....)"
 * King Boreal: "..... Hearth's blessing, heroes. And good fortune......"
 * The Heroes charged in and destroyed the cave doors!
 * Starswirl: "Okay Shiver?! We're here to bring justice apawn you for having the Hatred Spirits attack us?!"
 * Po: "Get ready for some holiday justice, Shiver!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "So ya may as well show yourself?!"
 * ???: "..... Oh, good....... You're right on time."
 * Lights turned out to reveil a dark black-ice frozen room filled with Hatred Spirits......
 * Figure: "(Coming forth) Welcome to my workshop....."
 * The figure reveiled himself as the same necomorthic frost-bitten Reindeer, as the group gasped!
 * Lord Shiver: "The Cave of Shiver?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Wait, workshop? Like, Santa's Workshop?"
 * Lord Shiver: "Yes.... Only....... I, was the HEAD Hearth's Deer!"
 * The Main 6 were surprised!
 * Fluttershy: "...... (Sheds tears) You mean..... You were...... Santa Hooves?"
 * Icky: "I KNEW THIS EPISODE WAS RIPPING OFF THE DBZ ABRIDGED CHRISTMAS SPEICAL?!"
 * Abridged Vegeta: "(Used a remote to pause) And, PAUSE?! Looks like once again those wiseasses of Scroop Corp owe us some god damn royalties."
 * Lord Shiver: "WAS, Santa Hooves..... That name is but a retired title once more."
 * Starlight: "Santa Hooves, why? Why re-create our enemies and have them attack us?"
 * Pinkie: "Yeah Santa Hooves?! Why?! Doing that is kinda..... EVIL?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "I'm the one with the list here,  I , deside good and evil! And alot of you, ARE ON THE TOP OF THE NAUGHTY LIST IN EQUESTRIA?!"
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)!?...... (Gets sadder)..... As if Stephen Hillenberg's death wasn't bad enough!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And let's start with you! Sponegbob Squarepants and Patrick Star! Even with recent events in mind with what occured in your base of operations, it is but only part of a long, long, LOOOOONG list, of idiotic sins done onto others like Squidward! You're also very ill-suited leaders, as you do not quell severe disagreements and mostly just fool around as if you were still in the days where this respondsability was NEVER thrusted apawn you! And you, Squidward...... You're not always the better of their evils, as when you act out, the universe ALWAYS punish you, you sad, phathic, medocere clarent player?!"
 * Squidward: "...... Mediocure?"
 * Lord Shiver: "And Sandy..... Don't think your advantage taking of gulliable simpletons of that one exspeariment has escaped my attention."
 * Sandy sweated at that.....
 * Lord Shiver: "AND YOU, EUGENE KRABS?! Your greed knows NO bounds?!"
 * Shenzi: "Hey back off, Antler-Head!? No one's perfect?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "How cosmicly ironic from you, given that you and your two idiot friends were involved in a successful conspiracty against a good king, just because he was only responding on legitamently cruel acts down by hyenas for many years, even if it got too far!"
 * Banzai: "Hey, in our defence man, Scar was a charasmatic fuck?! It's the british accent, I just know it?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Alex The Lion. The so-called "King of New York". You were not very fair to Marty ever since of an insodent, albeit of his accsidental doing, from being mad at him for ruining your luxery, biting his buttocks, negitive enfluence aside, not being able to tell the difference between him and other Zebras, and that stunt in what you had done with that circus about lying about being from a Zoo?! And you three behind him were no better, being interested in your own follies as well. And let's not ignore how you have embarrised your father Alex, forced him to give up his title so he couldn't exile you, and then leave Africa without him being aware of it."
 * Alex was made guilty.
 * Lord Shiver: "And the those of you who attempted to eat children or animals that can't fight back..... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?! (Those Lougers felt nervious)...... And then there's you, Po. The Dragon Warrior, then newly assended Dragon Master.... You are a phathic glutton who only got where he is, because Oogway could NOT curb his appresiation to your race for saving his life!"
 * Mantis: "NOT COOL MAN?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And then we come to the Masters of the Jade Palace?! You did not respected his decidion one bit, until the very end when he had defeated that figment of Shifu's shameful past, that was Tai Lung."
 * The Furious Five saw Shifu demoralised from this.....
 * Iago: "Buddy, your just stepping on toes that shouldn't be stepped on!"
 * Lord Shiver: "As if I should be lectured by the former pet of a corrupt Grand Vizor."
 * Iago: "Oh please don't bring Jafar into this, it's just so PAINFUL?!"
 * Mushu: "Hey come now, man, you're just being an asshole now!"
 * Lord Shiver: "That's very hypocritial of you to judge me, when you were an incompident ansisterial guardian of the Fa Family that failed to saved one of them, only to redeem his title, to only THEN almost lose it again by trying to distrupt a marriage?!"
 * Mushu: "....... That hurts, man."
 * Baloo: "NOW JUST A MINUTE?! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Coming from a bear that disrupted the Phanter's mission to return a child to the safety of his kind when a hateful Tiger was on the prowl."
 * Skipper: "CUT THE EVIL SANTA, CRAP, BUDDY?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU PENGUINS?! You started the unforunate voyage torwords the wild to begin with. You Skipper, are filled with so many secrets and deceit that your assusiates do NOT understand the FULL story of even your time in Denmark?! Kolwalski, you are an incompident invention maker with devices that often worked AGAINST YOUR GROUP?! Rico.... Words, cannot explain what is wrong with you?! And Private:..... Well, actselly, you have been relitively good. (Conjures up a present) Here's your present. (Private squeed with joy as the present was given to him!)"
 * Kolwalski: "Lucky!"
 * Sir Hiss: "Okay, good sir, if you keep this up, we'll end up being here all day, we-"
 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Sir Hiss Hissingshire. You were a pitiful yesman to a tyrant that caused poverty!"
 * Sir Hiss: "(Droops)..... It, it wasn't by choice. My brother Fang was meant to have the title, but he vanished without a trace at the time."
 * Sparx: "Okay, Asshole, seriously, we would LITTERALLY be here for a long time if you point out each of our problems-"
 * Lord Shiver: "AND THEN THERE IS SPYRO, CYNDER, AND SPARX?!"
 * Icky: "D'OH?!"


 * Lord Shiver: "And now that I got the misfits covered, let's talk about their friends..... Twilight Sparkle and friends..... Your mistakes are as epic as any good accomplishment you had managed. The recent debacle with the Hippogriffs, goes, without saying."


 * Twilight: "Alchourse he would bring that up."


 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Jade Tusk of the Poison clan. You tried to help a rogue demi-god subugate all of Dreamworks China!"


 * Jade Tusk: "I aim to be better now."


 * Lord Shiver: ".... STARLIGHT GLIMMER?! Not only did you revitalised a forsaken lesser Hippogriff philosity, but you also nearly destablised the space time continuum with your reckless time travel?!"


 * Starlight: "Ugh, I ALREADY HAD THAT HAMMERED INTO ME MORE THEN ONCE ALREADY?!"


 * Lord Shiver: "And YOU, Fu-Xi....... Sweet Devines, I mean just-..... Wow. I already wasted enough time complaining about the others. So how's about we talk about the fact you went from hero to villain all because of a few ungrateful fools?"


 * Fu-Xi: "Tch, you can thank Su Su Ka-Boom for that shit."


 * Lord Shiver: "And, you. (Turns his attention to Gazelle)......"


 * Gazelle: "Wait, what did I do wrong?!"


 * Lord Shiver: "Your ceaseless complaints to how reality does not match your convieced notion of what is fair, has rendered you proned to violent temper tandrums, and bring more harm to wrong-doers then what was really required!"


 * Icky: "HEY WE'RE WORKING ON THAT, OKAY?!"


 * Lord Shiver: "Not just that! If the right words were said by even a Mothron as minor as a chamber pot cleaner, you can become a danger, not just to your world of Zootopia, but everyone around you?! You are a danger to the entire Universe just waiting to happen if the right Mothron can make you crack?! You are not fit as a uniter?! You only got into the position, because the Lightfly Queen could not curb her thanks for your rescue of her, from what was otherwise a compident general, that didn't realise he had company?! Had he kept aware of his surrounds, YOU PROBULY WOULD NOT BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW?!"


 * Starswirl: "Well you can forget about scolding us?! Because the Pillers and the Founders are above letting insults get to us."


 * Lord Shiver: "Oh, actselly........ Your HER concern."


 * Rockhoof: "Wait, her wh- (The Pillers got blasted by a sudden ice blast that trapped the group in ice with heads exposed.)..... BY THE GLORIES OF THE ALICORNS?!"


 * ???: "Ugh, FINALLY?! I was wondering when you were gonna let me join in, Complainer the Black Skull Reindeer!"


 * The Founders gasped!


 * Clover: "..... Gale?"


 * An angered Windego showed up.


 * Gale: "WHO ELSE BUT, YOU HEART BREAKERS?!"

(Work in Progress).
 * Huifang: "That actselly explains the whole Windego Ice Age Threat VERY much! (Jade Tusk Smacked her) OW?!"