Friendship School Masterful

Friendship School Masterful is the 11th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After Twilight's School is restored after being shamelessly shut down by Chancellor Neighsay, he is immediately dubbed a disgrace for technical treason as the school was made to spread friendship when the Castle Map expanded. Now exiled and the EEA redused to be a relitived shamble of it's former glory when it's members began to become disorganised, Neighsay is corrupted by a nuckelavee named Segrego Tempestuous, who is a rogue creation of Pitch Black from Hollow Shades aiming to inspire fear however possible, and by corrupting Neighsay, it causes an uproar among all races throughout Equestria as they are all reminded of the worst things done by each race including the griffins' loan incident in the comics, Novo's questionable choices, dragons' violent periods, the yaks' reckless stupidity, and so on. Thus the school is shut down again and Equestria is in the midst of another race war. How will the Lodgers, Mane Six, and Friendship School students Smolder, Sandbar, Gallus, Ocellus, Silverstream, and Yona fix this?

Chapter 1: The Lodgers See The New School/Meeting Previous Episode Teammates
The E.E.A. HQ, Late School Daze The E.E.A.'s far larger council room, near the end of the episode. Later... The School of Friendship, Present. EOD's Room The Lake Under the Lake's Waters The surface. Outside the School Elsewhere. School's Location Inside School
 * Chancellor Neighsay was seen stomping down the halls.
 * Neighsay: "OF ALL THE DEPRAVITY THIS ORGANISATION HAS TO CONTEND WITH?! First MU, NOW THIS?! My fellow E.E.A. members shall hear of this! I will use every inch of it's legal powers to make that insufferable disobedient false alicorn's life hell!!"
 * ???: Chancellor Neighsay? (Nightus and Heavenslight teleported in)
 * Neighsay: Uh-duh-uh-MOON KING AND SUN QUEEN OF ANCIENT PAST!!!
 * Nightus: Really? You're going to call us that?
 * Neighsay: UH, APOLOGIES, YOUR HIGHNESSES! TO WHAT DO I OWE-
 * Heavenslight: Save the attitude, Neighsay. Celestia and Luna told us you were committing treason.
 * Neighsay: "(Sighs), (Quietly) Should've figured damage control was an ineditability. (Openly) Your highnesses, try to understand, your eldest's daughter's little teacher's pet was aiming to include outsider creatures into an EQUESTRIAN school! Even after they attacked us!"
 * Nightus: "You should be informed that the "Attack" was actselly a misunderstanding. They were actselly coming back after they skipped class."
 * Neighsay: "...... I'm not one who's afraid to admit to have, over-reacted. I'm willing to admit that the children pose no serious conumdrum..... ADULTS, however....... THAT'S, what I'm worried about! At worse AND at best, the children are just unwitting hapless spies for the other nations to learn our most vulerable secrets and weaknesses and use them against us!"
 * Nightus: "(Chuckles), You seriously think that Griffins or Dragons would care to weaponise fastion designs or directions on how to plan a good party?"
 * Heavenslight: "Or the Alicorn Gods forbid, (Snickers), they intimidate us into paying tribute by showing accreate pukwagie care! (Laughs)!"
 * Neighsay: "...... I was refering to the more "ESSTENTIONAL" things beyond such silly tripe! I seen Miss Sparkle's plans, she plans to include a magic class, a culture class, a counter magic class, phsyical education, likely physical-training, history class, and even a bleeding science class! You have any idea how easy it would be for the creatures to learn about our vulerablities, even that of the Alicorns' greatest secrets?!"
 * Nightus: "Oops, my mistake. I thought the fear wars was done and over with..... Then again, I have come to understand that the E.E.A. has had difficulty to let it go."
 * Neighsay: "If I may ask for their majusties to look past that and see what's impourent here, the Sparkle girl has went rogue?! She is allowing the likes of Griffins, our race's former slavers and greedy deptors, Yaks, our would've been congurors turned primitive neanderfals, Changelings, a deceptive un-naterol malgamation between equine and bug, Pure Hippogriffs, shameful cowerds with an even more, shamefuller past beyond the Storm King's first enounter..... I rather leave that unsaid. And that's not the worse of it. SHE EVEN INCLUDED A DRAGON?! A DESTRUCTIVE FIRE-BREATHING RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION?! How is she suppose to have ponies protect Equestria from threats when the very ones are-"
 * Nightus: "I think the E.E.A. may have misunderstood. It is not nessersarly a school out to get ponies to protect Equestria, though a happy side-effect, don't get me wrong..... It was her answer to the Map's expanding to the lands not seen since the Windegos' grip on all creatures. She wanted to have further aide in spreading friendship to other nations, espeically those that were illed by the Storm King."
 * Neighsay made a surprised face, but quickly regained his composure.....
 * Neighsay: "(Ahem)...... So basicly, the E.E.A. unwittingly approved something that is nothing more then another whim of a glorifived war table. If I had knew that, I'd never would've approved it and none of this would accure. Because of slight mistranslation or not, her idea for her "School of Friendship" is nothing but another fantastical flight of fancy, like with that loony sciencetist who wanted to harvest Twittermite enegry! And be made aware that the E.E.A. has immunity from all royal figures. Short of just haphazordly disbaning the shorce of these protections, the Unicorn Council, the worse you can do is just scold me for making a few representives get triggered by me calling them out and only saying my opinion! Now, if you'll excuse me-"
 * Heavenslight: "Up up up! WE, may not be able to do a thing with you..... But he can."
 * A very old and aged unicorn in the same E.E.A. attire as Neighsay came up look displeased.
 * Neighsay: "(Gasps)! The High Chancellor! Doctor University Spirit! (Does the E.E.A. salute) Great High Chancellor, I can explain!"
 * High Chancellor University: "Shush, Neighsayer....... You have MUCH to answer to."
 * Neighsay was held on trial as a series of higher chancellors were seen, as well as alot of councilers, chancellors and other E.E.A. linked impourent offictals were seen.
 * Neighsay: "-And that's what has occured, Higher Chancellors. But I promise you, I only meant Equestria's best interests in my actions. Now, I'd admit that I should've handled my, distaste of the creatures, in a more, private way, but my outbursts was because I thought our "allies" had conspiried against us with "The Attack". I was given the impression that they had no honorable desires with us."
 * High Chancellor University: "Well as you had discovered, it was nothing more then a silly misunderstanding, and that you offended the representives out of the blue! And closing the school caused their offspring to ran away from home in fearing for their friendship. You could've risked an inter-racial war within Equestrian boarders."
 * Neighsay: "It wasn't like I was asking those creatures to do that over children! They desided that themselves. Granted, the changeling didn't want to, but the vast majority were willing to spill blood over some dime a'dozen children. You don't see Equestrians doing something so stupid for less!"
 * The E.E.A. members began to mutter in surprise at this, a vast majority conflicted.
 * High Chancellor University: "...... Neighsayer, it wasn't just because it was for them. It was for their safety. Those children are related to impourent and powerful figures in their culture, Neighsayer. Gallus is the nepfew of a powerful griffin ambassitor, Smolder is the daughter of a dragon that is basicly a modern Magmatacus, Silverstream is the niece of the Hippogriff Queen, Ocellus has powerful Changeling Grandparents that were famous war heroes, and Yona was obviously the niece of Rutherford! Had anything sevre would've happened to them, and if those enfluenceal figures blamed us, any intional disposition with eachother evaporates in faver of doing away with us, or at the least, we put in a position that we never disrespect them again!"
 * Neighsay: "You know, that still doesn't place them in very high reguard if they would do that over a few children getting lost?!"
 * All members, even supporters of Neighsay, gasped!
 * High Chancellor University: "...... I know your naming convention's that your name is a play on "Naysay", but this?....... Are this sevrely against other race's interacting with us, to the point, that you would defy the will of the Map, which was given to us by the Tree of Harmony?"
 * Neighsay: "..... At risk of being given the insulting buzzword of being "racist", then yes. (The E.E.A. members moan and broke into arguing) BUT PLEASE, ALL OF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I SAID ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN LIKE THAT?! I WAS MERELY POINTING OUT THEIR FLAWS AS A RACE?! I AM ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR EQUESTRIA'S PURITY THAT HAS BEEN CHALLNAGED, AND OFTEN RUDELY, MIND YOU, BY THEM COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE, I-"
 * High Chancellor University: "ORDER, ORDER?! (Silence reigns)...... My grandfather was right..... We oversatriated the E.E.A. with too much political enfluence and outdated mindets, that we are losing sight to what's impourent....... All members of the E.E.A., please rise..... (They did so)...... I'm sorry to say, that due to the sevreity of the state it is in, we ALL need to start reavaluating ourselves and the E.E.A.'s purpose...... And to do that....... I declare the E.E.A., TO DISBAND?!"
 * Neighsay: "WHAT?! NO?! YOU CAN'T?!"
 * High Chancellor University: "Don't forget who I am, Neighsayer! And this disbansion is effective, until those of us not blind assusiates of Neighsay, re-avaluated outselves! But you, Neighsayer..... I'm sorry, but you are no longer wothy of being among us. Risiking a war and disobeying the map, thus committing treason, should not be the E.E.A.'s way!"
 * Neighsay: "(A shocked and horrifived expression, turns into utter rage and anger)...... YOU IDIOT?! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS?! IF NEITHER OF YOU WILL HELP ME KEEP EQUESTRIA'S PURITY SAFE FROM THE FILTH OF OTHERS, FINE?! I'LL DO IT, MYSELF?! EVEN INSPITE OF WHAT THAT STUPID TREE WANTS?! (Runs off)!"
 * High Chancellor University: "GUARDS, GUARDS?!"
 * The Guards tried to get Neighsay, but he already gotten into one of his portals and escaped, only resulting in the guards to crash into eachother like idiots!
 * The E.E.A. broke into a riotious ruckus, as the High Chancellors were mostly helpless to try and quell this.
 * High Chancellor University: "..... What a troubled web I just unweaved, but still made worse."
 * Celestia: ESCAPED?!?
 * HC University: He fled swearing to finish proving his point.
 * Luna: HOW COULD HE DO THAT?!
 * HC University: "Well just ran off and gotten into his portal before the guards could-"
 * Luna: "I mean, WHY WAS HE DRIVEN TO DO SO?!"
 * HC Uniersity: "Oh, my apologies."
 * Cadence: He was stern and strict, but he wouldn't turn to villainous intentions.
 * HC University: Well, unfortunate to say that until further notice, the EEA is decommissioned. We can't have incidents like that causing racial disputes, or worse, a war.
 * Luna: Well, not that that's a bad thing, but how long will that be?
 * HC University: Hard to say. Some members take longer to re-valuate themselves then others. And there were a minority of members that take Neighsay's words to heart. Alas, until we can put ourselves togather effectively and round up the Neighsay loyalists, the E.E.A. has effectively entered hiatus."
 * Luna: "Well, at least Neighsay is no longer a serious problem from the School."
 * Celestia: "Legally, anyway. I doubt Neighsay would be one for empty threats. We'll have to keep our eyes very focused onto the School for now on."
 * HC University: "I'm very sorry for what the E.E.A. had allowed itself to become, Princess."
 * Celestia: "It's fine, University. Different leaders were respondsable of the E.E.A.'s misguided ways. The best we can do for now, is hope the school stands strong against whatever Neighsay has in his sleeves."
 * Luna: But at least we can do better for the other schools. I hope Twilight's new school continues to be successful.
 * Another normal school day begins.
 * Music was heard!
 * Pinkie and the other Main 6 arrived seeing this.
 * Pinkie: "..... See, I told you "Sing a song Thursdays" would be a hit!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well as long as we don't turn this into High School Musical, we should be good.
 * Rarity: "Oh yes, because THAT would just be over-kill!"
 * Fluttershy: "Off topic here. I think the kids are gonna be excited that the Lougers are coming over to see the school for themselves."
 * Applejack: "I could see their smiling faces already."
 * Twilight: "If they would think that's something, they'll just as much love to meet the new teachers we picked out for the school."
 * Starlight: "Being an independent school was not easy, espeically since we have to worry about funding and support by ourselves."
 * Rarity: "Well thankfully, Fancy Pants has been so generious to be our public backer. And that other Canterlot nobles were becoming our backers as well because he is doing it is a happy accsident."
 * Applejack: "And soon we'll be on our way to have a large crowd of students."
 * Twilight: "Hence why the new teachers are really gonna help us out. Plus, some of the Lougers even vollenteered to find perfect teachers for our planned United Universe understanding class when they could find the perfect one."
 * Pinkie: "Actselly, why don't we save both ourselves and the Lougers the trouble of that and ask Electross? He's bound to have expandsive knowledge as an exiled member of a hostile race"
 * Twilight: "..... THAT'S A BRILLIENT IDEA! Though it may take awhile to ask Hayfield 64 to allow him outside the facility if it's not related to picking up alien robots. I'm gonna need Celestia's help with that."
 * ???: "(Chuckles), It appears you already are on your way to discover a United Universes teacher yourselves. (Shifu arrived as the Van was seen already having parked)"
 * Icky: "Ya know, I was totally gonna ask about just having Electross myself."
 * Twilight: "Well, it's still a work in progress anyway, so, we'll contend with that in good time. So, how's about that tour, guys?"
 * Gazelle: "Alchourse. But first, how is Sandbar and his new compodraes?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, they're hanging out by the lake again. But we'll worry about them later. Let's go see the clones."
 * The Clone 6 were seen settling in.
 * Twilight: (Arrives with the others) So, girls? You getting comfortable in your living quarters?
 * Daylight: Well, I must say, it wasn't easy. Some of us still have remnants of our old selves left. Applesauce is still somewhat a pig...
 * Applesauce: Geez, Daylight, do you have to bring that up?
 * Daylight: "Moonbow still calls me "Dorklight"."
 * Moonbow: "As a term of friendly hazing."
 * Daylight: "Fairweather and Giggle are still trying to work out their old tendingcies."
 * Giggle: "Hey, I no longer laugh at the suffering of others. That's a plus."
 * Fairweather: "You still have that prank tendingcy. And still laugh at people for having silly names or said something silly or because of hearing about them in a humorious situation."
 * Giggle: "But now it's for good fun."
 * Daylight: "Antique is still working on not being greedy."
 * Antique was seen fondling over money, realised she was being talked about and hid the money!
 * Daylight: "..... And I'm still proned to be abit annoyed by their antics at times. It's like Disharmony still exists within us."
 * Icky: "Well you guys were meant to be an anti-Main Six, so it makes sense."
 * Antique: Well, that's why we're one of Twilight's first students. She hopes that by learning about friendship, we can grow from such crutches and even earn our cutie marks.
 * Gazelle: "Well how's that been going so far?"
 * Moonbow: "Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh, alot of the kids here look at us funny for being adults coming to a school."
 * Starlight: "Oh don't worry, there is no age limit to learn about friendship. Case in point, me and Twilight."
 * Moonbow:... Touché.
 * Giggle: Well the next depressing thing is seeing an adult pony with no cutie mark. Ponies rarely grow up without one.
 * Daylight: "That would be because we were cloned from them. We weren't exactly able to get childhoods."
 * Applesauce: "Hey, on the bright side, we missed out on puberty. I hear that stuff's grosser than the disgusting stuff I do."
 * Fairweather: Hey, some of them are natural like going to the bathroom in the ocean. It's something the sea life do as well. (Private held in vomit)
 * Applesauce: Okay, I still agree that there's such a thing as too honest. That didn't need to be said. Let's please talk about something else.
 * Moonbow: Yeah, cutie marks have yet to come. We don't need them to be good heroes. I've got heroic stride.
 * Antique: "Though I do personally feel naked without one of those "Cutie Marks"."
 * Twilight: Young ponies say that all the time.
 * Applejack: Also, we usually don't wear clouthes much anyways. But don't go worrying too much about Cutie Marks. You'll earn them soon enough.
 * Applesauce: Hope so. As clones, we have no families aside from your own, but that hardly counts.
 * Rainbow Dash: Our families view you guys as good enough additions to the family. We're darn good sisters.
 * Giggle: I can certainly imagine given we're, you know, clones. So... What's in store for us?
 * Twilight: Well, you can learn what I did when I first came to Ponyville.
 * Applejack: And the rest of y'all can learn our share of friendship lessons since Lesson Zero.
 * Fluttershy: There's even published versions of our adventures. Sure they gained a canon version of Brony mobbing, but they'd make good school books for you in particular.
 * Fairweather: Obviously.
 * Gazelle: "Now, how's about we visit the lake to see Sandbar and the group?"
 * The Newfound Interacial six were seen chillaxing and laughing about good times.
 * Yona: "And that was how I was able to help the Lougers find what they need to know about the Yakotaur."
 * Gallus: "Not bad, but it's nothing compaired on how me, Smolder, Ocellus, and Silverstream were able to save the most awesome theme park ever from a crazy black pony!"
 * Sandbar: "Well, you guys certainly handled it better when I met the Clone Six."
 * Smolder: "Ahhh, chillax man, that part where you saved your girlfriend was awesome sauce."
 * Ocellus: "And you were brace against that mutanted octopus."
 * Silverstream: "And you helped fixed what you inadvertingly started. That's better then doing nothing at all."
 * Sandbar: "No kidding. Oh, ya know, Shore's been telling me that there's sea creatures in this lake. She said it was a lost primordial from back when a good chunk of Equestria was underwater thanks to some Squirk guy."
 * Gallus: "Guess that's why they called it "Saltlick Lake"."
 * Sandbar: "So also said, somewhere inside, there's a duo-horn bunyip in there."
 * Gallus: "A duo-horn bunyip? Ya mean like, those wimpy cucumber loving lake creatures?"
 * Sandbar: "Duo-Horns are more, terratorial then the tri-horns. And more carnivorous. Anyway, it's been said that the lake somewhere is hiding a lost anichent relic of a bygone civilization."
 * Gallus: "Oh-o-ho! A relic? You mean like the one Griffinstone had? That's perfect for getting their spirits back together!"
 * Silverstream: "You're not suggesting we go down there, are you?"
 * Gallus: "Not all of us! Just you, Sandy, and Ocellus can turn into like, a fish or something. You three are going on an underwater exbition."
 * Silverstream: "I'm not sure if Twilight and the others would be happy of us doing something crazy again. Last time, it nearly cost us the school."
 * Gallus: "Don't make me use the face I used on Grandpa Gruff."
 * Silverstream: "Okay, okay! Don't be so crabby."
 * Silverstream dived in and became a seapony, Sandbar jumped in after Silverstream gave him a bubble helmet, and Ocellus swallowed her worries and turned into a seapony and leapt in.
 * The trio swam torwords what looked like an atlantis like ruin.
 * Silverstream: "Whoa..... This looks like an anichent sea folk building."
 * Sandbar: "Shore said there was once a race of squid people that lived here back in the times of ocean engulfment. No one really knows what became of them."
 * Ocellus: "(Unenfusiastic) Let me guess, we're gonna find out, are we?"
 * The trio swam in, as a meaner verson of the MLP Bunyip with only two horns looked up like the Sword in the stone wolf chewing on a bone, saw how delious they look, and spat the bone out, secretly stalking them from behind.
 * Inside the ruins, the trio go through many parts of the ruins effertlessly while the Duo-Horn gets comedically humilated by some of the places the trio went through.
 * The three found a golden relic scepter and collected, and left without noticing the Duo-Horn trying to grab them, but overshot it and crashed into a wall!
 * As the trio left, the Duo-Horn exhaustedly weezed and plopped to the ocean floor, unconjustus.
 * Silverstream: I get this tingling feeling that should've been harder. Where's the Bunyip?
 * Ocellus: Maybe we were lucky to visit while it wasn't home or asleep.
 * Sandbar: "That, or the off-chance that it was after us but it keep crashing into everything comedically. Either way, glad we got this done and over with.
 * The trio rose up and brought up the object.
 * Gallus: "Aw sweet! (Grabs it)!........ What is it, though?"
 * Sandbar: "I guess it could've been a royal scepter belonging to an anichent ruler."
 * Gallus: "I can see that much, turtle boy! (Begins investigating it) is there a label for this! (Finds an anichent writing).... Found something, but it's in a bunch of gibbish crap!"
 * Sandbar: "It is likely in Squid People Languise."
 * Gallus: "So what, do we have to make glob and garble sounds?"
 * Sandbar: "More like a series of blurbs and blarbs, but close."
 * Yona: "Well we are getting a culture teacher soon, so maybe he/she might know something."
 * Gallus: "But in the mean time, I got Griffinstone's new treasure! And nothing could posabbily- (An eagle swooped in and took it from Gallus) DAHHH?! HEY YOU STUPID BIRD?! GIVE THAT BACK?! (Flies off after the Eagle)!"
 * Silverstream: "..... (Sighs), Gallus really need to not provoke karma like that."
 * Sandbar: "I know, right?"
 * Smolder: "Well, he's not gonna learn if we help him."
 * Gallus: (He beat away the eagle and took back the treasure) YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!! FLY AWAY LIKE A SCARED BIRD!!! YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE MY NAME MEANS CHICKEN IT MEANS I'M A COWARD?! (Takes deep breaths)...... Anyway, got the treasure back.
 * Sandbar: "(Snickers), Gallus actselly means chicken?"
 * Gallus: "...... And now I regret saying that."
 * Smolder: "(Laughs) Hey chillax, it's all in good fun!"
 * Gallus: "Yeah yeah, yuck it up. Now let's get going before we're late for class."
 * ???: Well we can escort you. (The Lodgers appeared)
 * All Young Six: GUYS!!
 * Lord Shen: "You know, it was rather extreme of you three to go down that lake even with the presense of a preatory creature down there to collect.... That thing."
 * Gallus: "Relax, peacock. The Duo-Horn Bunyip was a no-show. We gotten the scepter thingie."
 * Gazelle: "But do you even know what it is?"
 * Gallus: "Sandbar said it belonged to anichent squid people."
 * Trixie: "Squid People? That silly old crackpot myth?"
 * Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Really? You consider squid people, a myth, in a world of mythical creatures!"
 * Sandbar: "Also, Shore said so herself and we did saw a Squid People temple, so, basicly we have something for the upcoming Culture Class."
 * Lord Shen: "And your sure that thing isn't cursed?"
 * Gallus: "We're alive, aren't we?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... I see your a rather brash young man."
 * Gallus: "Tch. You sound like my stuffy uncle. Can we get going back to school already?"
 * SpongeBob: Right. Come on you crazy kids. (They did so as the Two-Horned Bunyip went after them)
 * A sudden pause.
 * It was seen that the whole thing was being watched by Discord and Deadpool being more chummier then usual.
 * Deadpool: "Okay, so..... Am I to assume that the Squid People Scepter is gonna play a big role in this?"
 * Discord: "Well unless it wants to end up being a cherski's gun, then most likely. It could just about lead to anything."
 * Deadpool: "Your all knowing and stuff. What's gonna happen with the scepter?"
 * Discord: "Sorry, but even I'm against spoilers. Besides, wouldn't it be more fun to see it for yourself?"
 * Deadpool: "Well can we at least do some guess work here?"
 * Discord: "I'm not much for fan theories."
 * Deadpool: "Okay, then only one option left! We continue watching it!"
 * Discord: I'll get the popcorn.
 * Deadpool: I'll get the chimichangas.
 * The students lined up.
 * Twilight: "Students, I am more then happy to present, your new teachers."
 * Gallus: "Okay, quick question, why extra teachers? Aren't you guys good at what you do?"
 * Twilight: "Well, yes, but, there are times where simply knowing friendship isn't enough to certain problems. Some oppisition can't be easily won over by friendly gestures and offers of friendship."
 * Smolder: "DUH!"
 * Applejack: "That's why we went out of our way to ask some friends if they can offer their services or know someone who can. And your just gonna love what we have to show you."
 * The Bus arrived.
 * Pinkie: "They're here!"
 * It opened to show certain guests, Yakbrain, Count Abdomon, Mischief, Zecora, Sister Preyer, and Capper.
 * Capper: "(Whistles). Girls ya'll did a good number on this place."
 * Yakbrain: "The Marvels of Pony ingenuity are indeed marvelious."
 * Count Abdomon: "And they didn't even have to use goop and rock too. I feel envious, really."
 * Mischief: "It could've used more randomness personally, but, other then that, I do see the appeal."
 * Sister Preyer: "A beautiful place indeed."
 * Zecora: "And that foolhardy Neighsay wanted to deny shcool? Most indeed, he was quite a fool."
 * Gallus: "Are thee guys the teachers?"
 * Yakbrain: "As invaluable my assets are, I have to correct you that I already have the obligation to teach yaks to be less fool hardy. Besides, what miss Sparkle has ask for, is a magic teacher."
 * Yakhalla appeared from the bus with a new purer staff.
 * Yona: "Yakhalla!"
 * Yakhalla: "I see you must be Yona. When I heard that Twilight Sparkle has opened up a school and wanted me to teach in magic, who was I to ignor an offer for redemption from my days as the Yakotaur. I owe you my due thanks for your contribution in having me freed. And my apologies for woeing you and your parents, and the entire yak race."
 * Yona: "It's okay, Yakhalla. As we yaks say, (Primitive Voice) Past is best in past!"
 * Yakbrain: "D'AH! Now see here Yona, you know I don't like it when you use the Primitive Yak voice!"
 * Yona: "I know, I know, but I was asked by the Hasbro people to use it."
 * Yakbrain: "Well for now on, your speaking properly off-canon show, young lady!"
 * Yona: "Yes uncle Yakbrain."
 * Gallus: "(Snickers), Yakbrain!"
 * Count Abdomon: "Yes yes, all fun and games, but it's time for me to introduse, our culture teacher. (Spiracle entered in). Say hellow to Elder Spiracle. Once guardian of Seta's temple. But with the good Changeling King having returned, it was time for him to seek a new profession. So, why not be apart of your school?"
 * Spiracle: "Miss Sparkle, it is an honor to be selected as a teacher for your school. This old exoskeleton could use a change in scenary, and less diranas."
 * Count Abdomon: "I felt like he should be espeically impourent, because Equestria pocesses many complicated cultures."
 * Spiracle: "Oh you don't need to glorify me, Count Abdomon, I only wish to be a humble teacher."
 * Gallus: "(Snickers), Abdomon!"
 * Smolder: "He's name is basicly "Count Bug Butt", nice! (She and Gallus fist-pumped)."
 * Ocellus: "Guys, he's my uncle! Show respect!"
 * Gallus: "Oh, right, that whole changeling hive thing!"
 * Ocellus: ".... We seriosuly have alot to talk about Changeling bloodlines."
 * Gallus: "Relax, I'm just messing with you!"
 * Mischief: "(Taps a wine-glass to get attention) Attention folks! I like to present someone myself. I would like to present, your new Counter Magic/Anti Magic teacher: Entropy Whirlwind Macabe. (Entropy came in)."
 * Gallus: "Wait, weren't you that Haunted Castle guy?"
 * Entropy: "Well, I desided that the Haunted Castle should now be under the guise of the fictional character Lord Blood E. Murdershire, as I wanted a larger purpose then what Mischief can offer me after Wicked had struke and I am reminded of my mistake..... And when he said Miss Sparkle was offering a teacher's position, I accepted. There are alot of jinxes, charms and every form of malmituations that I think students can benefit learning how to counteract."
 * Zecora: "I would like to present someone as well. I had been asked to accure you a coach, and cowinsidently, I had an old friend from the Grasslands visiting me. (An Africanised Manitcore was tossed out of the bus, crashed down, was proven unconjustus, as an Antelope with quite a no-nonsense glare came up and stood on the defeated creature)..... I would like to introduse, Koningin. My dearest of childhood friends."
 * Koningin: "(Exsamines the entire student staff)...... (Snorts). I'm suppose to be the phsyical education coach, for them? A bunch of ponies, a changeling, a yak, and some misfited mythics?"
 * Ocellus: "(Quietly) Who do you think she's talking about?"
 * Smolder: "(Quietly) Who do you think, us!"
 * Koningin: "Ugh, they barely even look like they can even feed this weaken creature. Heck, I bet they can't even handle a little Pukwudgies."
 * Sandbar: "We're getting better at it though."
 * Silence......
 * Koningin: "...... Zecora, old friend, you gave more MORE then I was prepared to work with."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, I figured that Professor Spoonful would be the perfect history teacher."
 * Professor Spoonful and his assistent Pines came down.
 * Spoonful: "But alchourse. After all, history could hold many secrets about the problem at hand. For he or she that doesn't learn from history, are doomed to repeat it."
 * Capper: "I brought over someone too, but, he isn't on the bus..... He's, gonna give himself his on ride..... Speaking of which, we may all, wanna back away.... NOW! (The Group further away from the bus as a fast stream of black smoke was seen, as in the sky, a flimsly made rocket was seen flying, then it falls down like a disorianted missle and crashes through the bus and stops just about near the school. Everyone, after awhile, came to see it.)..... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the one, the only, Professor Buzzord C. Rackpot. Kludgetown's "Inventer Extrodenary"..... And everyone back home was complicating on kicking him out, so, I saved them that trouble and brought him here. In their words, he's, kinda your headache now."
 * A hatch popped out from the top of the rocket and landed with a hard clang!
 * A Vulture, in simular build to Celaeno, but as a vulture, in a western noblemen garb with a metal looking tophat and wearing exsaminer googles as he coughed coming out, with a butler iguana and a handyman dressed turtle coming out as well.
 * Iguana: "PROFESSOR, WHY MUST YOU USE THE FLIMSY ROCKET AND NOT SOMETHING MORE REASONABLE?!"
 * Turtle: "I don't know. I thought it went well in my opinion. We're alive."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh come now, Igmar, Kurtle is right. We're alive, aren't we? And the rocket didn't even explouded. Right Hatty?"
 * The metal tophat suddenly hovers up and does R2-D2 beeps.
 * Professor Buzzord: "See, Igmar? I knew exactly what I am do-"
 * Computer: "Fuel tank ruptured. Self-Destruct inimate in 10 T-minus seconds."
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... ABANDON ROCKET?!"
 * The trio screamed and got off as the school population and the guests took cover!
 * The rocket quickly explouded and was sent flying!
 * Professor Buzzord, Igmar the Iguana, and Kurtle the turtle were seen fine......
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... See, Igmar? We are fine!"
 * Kurtle: "..... Do you think the rocket won't end up hurting someone?"
 * Professor Buzzard: "Positive!"
 * A vast army of Storm Creatures were seen marching, lead by a Storm King-like Satyr.
 * Storm Clan Member: "..... Behold, I, Conqeust King, brother of Hurricane King, shall avenge my brother's son, Storm King, for his humiliating demise! I am the most unstoppable of the Storm Clan! And with my powers, I shall- (Gets crushed by the rocket)....."
 * Storm Creature 1: "..... Welp, Conquest King's dead. Let's go home everyone. (The Storm Creatures march away.)"
 * Professor Buzzord: "The odds of that rocket ending up crashing into anyone is a bazillion to one."
 * Gallus: "..... What kind of nutty professor crud is this?!"
 * Capper: "Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, that's, kinda why everyone in Klugetown wanted him out. He's a well-meaning, well intentioned but very haphazordious inventor. Apart from his Aide-Hat Drone, his only two organic friends are litterally the butler and his assitent turtle."
 * Ocellus: "Ohhh, I feel sad for him."
 * Capper: "So, Twi, I know you were given a bad impression, but hear me out. He's kinda the only serious inventer in Kludgetown. He needs a chance to redeem his bad invention streak by giving him a chance to teach your students how to understand science. Trust me, underneath his accsident prone ways, the guy's a legit super-genius."
 * Twilight: "Well, if he has no where else to go, then, I guess we can give him a home around ponyville."
 * Capper: "Oh, no need. He litterally packed in his own house."
 * Twilight: "How did he do that?"
 * Capper: "Pan-dimentional suitcase."
 * Professor Buzzord was seen with this suitcase.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh, excuse me, yonder Princess of Kinship, where should I put my house?"
 * Gallus: "Pfft! There's no way his house is in there!"
 * Professor Buzzord: "AH-HA?! A NAYSAYER?! I SHALL PROVE YOU WRONG! (Faces the Oppisite direction, opens the suitcase and out came out an entire Kludgetownian house) EXCELLSIOR?! MY GENIUS, PROVEN?!"
 * Gallus, Crane, and Pinkie all dropped their jaws!
 * Rarity: "OH MY STARS, THAT THING IS SUCH AN EYESORE?! Uh, Professor, you don't mind if I do some redecorating, better yet, some VASTLY needed renovations?! No offence, but, Klugdetown's broken ways do NOT compliment ponyville's sytile!"
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... That's the first time someone wants to offer me help. All people usually do is just scream at my face and call me a menace! I mean, I absolutely don't get why!"
 * Rainbow Dash/Icky/Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yeah, it's a mystery."
 * Gallus:..... Weirdes, teachers ever. You're sure these guys will offer any kind of education?
 * Capper: What, do you think we were planning to ditch these guys on you?
 * Gallus: It WAS a thought.
 * Mischief: Well no. They are at least good for something.
 * Gallus: Yeah, at LEAST!!
 * Silverstream: I like them.
 * Gallus: You like everything.
 * Yona: Yona think they're okay.
 * Yakbrain: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT-"
 * Yona: "Okay okay, sheesh! I'm just doing some yak etiquette.
 * Icky: Plus the fact that canon says-
 * Shenzi: (Smacks him on the head with a mallet) Don't bore the audience with Metanese, Ickhead!
 * Icky: Okay okay! Yeesh!
 * Professor Buzzord: "(Sees Princess Twilight) Ahhh, it is a pleasure to meet the esstemed princess Twilight Sparkle..... Though I kinda have to wonder why your not sparkling in the sun as per your name?"
 * Twilight was about to speak.
 * Pinkie: "I can fix that! (Splashes Twilight wth Glitter) There! Now she sparkls in the sun."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Now, see, NOW she's more accreate to the name.... And you must be Pinkie Pie..... Well, the color's at least accreate, but I'm disappointed that your not a sentient pie."
 * Starlight: "..... (Deadpan) Are you taking our names litterally?"
 * Capper: "..... Did I, left out the fact that he's also..... Kinda weird?"
 * Starlight: Yes you did.
 * Twilight:..... Well, I suppose we should show you guys around.
 * Entropy: "That would be nice."
 * Twilight: You see, since beating Storm King, we learned that the map spread it's reach further. So this was my answer. A school to create more givers of friendship throughout the world. And for good measure, anycreature is welcome.
 * Koningin: Interesting. This is very well constructed.
 * Buzzord: Friendship? You spread friendship? What, do I have to be friends with you now?
 * Twilight: Oh, sweet Celestia, not this again. Friendship is more complex here. I don't know what bad influence the Storm King and his apparent evil family left on you, as of yet, but can you at least TRY to see the maturity in us?
 * Buzzord: Hard to do that when this place looks like it belongs in a little kids cartoon.
 * Capper: Hey, at least it has advantages. I saved them by tricking everyone into thinking their 'unnatural' coloration was a contagious disease. It sure as hell shooed them away.
 * Rarity: Crazy but effectively creative plan, really.
 * Zecora: I agree, a school like this will give life a little spice. I-
 * Yakhalla: Miss, before you say a sentence that ends with the predictable rhyme of 'nice', I just want to state for the record that a friendship school can be taken the wrong way. Any race can shrug you off by saying you're some 'little kids advocates' or something and call you lunatics.
 * Rainbow Dash: Geez, dude, that's a little harsh.
 * Yakhalla: I know, but it is accreate. If you're going to spread friendship, you need to do it in a way that doesn't make you sound like you're from Sesame Street. Races out there can be very judgmental. It's kinda why alien culture often calls your belief "The Friendship Religen" and why it's almost easy to right off the belief as, childish and weird.
 * Twilight:.... When you put it that way... I can see the fallacy.
 * Spoonful: Well I'm sure it's not something you can't handle.
 * Spiracle: And we'll do whatever we can to help.
 * Twilight: "Alchourse.... Yakhalla, since I'm the Headmistress of the School, you will cover magic class. You sessions start on every monday at 9:00 AM sharp, Spiracle's culture class starts at 10:00 after, Entropy's counter-magic class is at 11:00, then after lunch it's right to the gym were Koningin's incharged, so it's at 1:00, then Spoonful's history class starts at 2, and finally Buzzord's starts at 2:00. The following days your classes will be given different sheuduling to avoid monmotiny. If students struggle or act difficult, don't work against them or get harsh."
 * Koningin: "Then how are they to respect us if we can't give disapleane?"
 * Twilight: It's called assertiveness. Not too nice, not too mean. Just enough to show you mean business.
 * Spiracle: Fair point.
 * Koningin: ".... Fair enough."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Ah, question, uh, are there any prefered teaching methods in the school, or, is this an anything goes sort've establishment?"
 * Applejack: "Your pretty much allowed to do what you want as long as the students are happy and had fun."
 * Professor Buzzord: "No holds bars sort've place, eh? I could work with this."
 * Zecora: But you must ensure the students know each race's quirk. How do you know about how other races work?
 * Rainbow Dash: Well that's what we're trying to find out.
 * Spoonful: Well why don't you just get teachers for every race then? Or better yet, find an expert who traversed the world and knows it like the back of whatever qualifies as a hand?
 * Twilight: We were planning to do that once we got the interracial morale. We almost had it with the Convocation of Creatures, and then.... Well, we all know about the loan. Gallus came just to help fix that.
 * Yakhalla: And good on him for that.
 * Twilight: So, the representer thing is gonna be, quite a while coming.
 * Fluttershy: But it will help us be more prepared than ever in case there's another threat out there.
 * Capper: True that. The world outside Equestria is quite frankly a living hell.
 * Yakbrain: And let's just say it's not always going to be nice.
 * Professor Buzzord: "All this touring is making me famish. Hatty, find the teacher's lounge."
 * Hatty flew off to do that doing an obedient beep.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Professor, I'm curious, how did you succeed in creating something as advance at that? Espeically in Kludgetown, no less."
 * Professor Buzzord: "I, did some scavaging from time to time. Do you know aliens dump alot of junk in the Dry Bones Desert?"
 * Capper: It's Bone Dry Desert, and no. But I guess you would since you're, you know, a vulture.
 * Lord Shen: "Are you trying to imply that a certain part of Equestria has a litterbug problem?"
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh like you wouldn't believe! I made Hatty out of some spare parts and one of my older hates."
 * Trixie: "But then why isn't the desert dirty?"
 * Professor Buzzword: "Oh believe me, stuff like that never goes un-noticed to folks in Klugetown. They charge right on down and sell what they can't use for themselves as scrap metal. Klugetownies adapted to the life of scavagers. Ya may as well have to if your going to live on top of a flimsy rock in a dry as bone desert.... Oh, I just got that name now! "Dry Bones Desert', That makes much more sense now!"
 * Capper: BONE, DRY, DESERT! But yes, it is still a self-explanatory name. Then again, all deserts are that way.
 * Lord Shen: "(To Twilight) Mental note to ourselves, we need to get Celestia and the High Council to start enacting laws about throwing futuristic trash here."
 * Twilight: "(Nods in serious agreement)."
 * Professor Buzzword: "Anyway, I was inspired to be an inventor because of that such thing that has been going on for years now! I wanted to revitilised this tec to prover use. Granted, the road's been, rocky, but I think I now have at least two inventions worth talking about, Hatty, and my What-If Scenariotron."
 * Yakhalla: "A What-If Scenariotron?"
 * Professor Buzzord: "Basicly a little gizmo that allows you to view alternate scenarios and things that played differently."
 * Igmar: "Well, I'll give Buzzord this, the thing didn't explouded in our faces."
 * Kurtle: "Though, you might wanna be careful with what you asked for, ya may not always like what you see."
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, and what would we need from a torture device like that? It's what created evil clones of us that we reformed and have as students here.
 * Sister Preyer/Capper/Spoonful: THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN ASKING!!!
 * Twilight: Well when you think about it, it helps not just to corrupt, but cure and reform. It can eliminate mental spells, it can help students learn from mistakes, you name it.... Buuuuuut, it can also raise controversy just like other mental spells tend to get. I can see why he's not very appreciated.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh hum, and here I thought the Princess would appresiate my talents."
 * Twilight: What do you think friendship means? It means doing things that make friends and not destroy them. This What-If Scenariotron has the potential to destroy friendships more than make them.
 * Buzzord: Ugh, ethicists like you are why this world and land are a wreck. Progression means making sacrifices.
 * Fluttershy: That's what Well-To-Do said, AS HE WAS TEARING DOWN THE EVERFREE FOREST FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!!
 * Buzzord: That wasn't progress. THAT was greed. Progress is doing what's best for the greater good. Greed is just doing it for the reward and not for the greater good. I'm doing whatever grants TRUE progress.
 * Twilight: And I question what your own personal definition of progress is.
 * Buzzord: "(Scoffs), Well if your going to be like that, then you can forget about having me as a science teacher! Good day! (Tries to leave, but Twilight intersects)"
 * Twilight: "WAIT WAIT WAIT! We take it all back! Your device is a MARVELIOUS idea!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Well, that's more like. (Walks back into the group.)"
 * Capper: "(Quietly) Probuly should've also warned ya that-"
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) He's super-sensitive about his inventions? Yeah, I noticed!"
 * Fluttershy: (Quietly) Well for now on then, we're being as respectful to him as possable."
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Yeah, that's not going to be enough. If he thinks that you only said that to get him to stay, which seems likely, he won't be happy. The only way to get him to agree is to have him see it. Let's put him in the device and show it to him.
 * Twilight: (Quietly) That would mean bringing him against his will.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) What choice do you have? You wanna avoid this kind of argument and Buzzard-Boy accusing you of being selfish for your own school? Then you really have no other options.
 * Twilight: (Quietly) Forcing an issue is NEVER an option.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Okay, you're not the Princess of Morality. You don't get to decide what's best since what happened after Seaquestria-
 * Twilight: (Quietly with clenched teeth) DON'T, EVER, MENTION THAT TIME!! (Normally) You need to learn to be more considerate towards your friends' feelings, Rainbow, because it's that kind of behavior that got me desperate enough to steal that pearl, AND almost destroy our friendship over a bad case of mistrust because of trusting someone bad and not listening to their only logical friend about it, and because SOMEPONY F****D UP BY BLOWING OUR COVER WITH A SONIC RAINBOOM!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Oh, can you PLEASE not bring that up?
 * Twilight: Well now we're even. We're not putting him through that device, and that's final.
 * Rainbow Dash:... (Quietly) Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. (She left)
 * Capper:... Twi, we'll have to discuss this later. Right now, we've got work to do.
 * Twilight: I know what I'm doing, Capper. Being the Princess of Friendship means you have to do what's best for Equestria, others, and yourself. I wouldn't be a good princess if I didn't learn from my mistakes.
 * Yakhalla: So what else is there in this school?
 * Twilight: Well we have the former High Chancellor of the EEA as our superintendent. He'll be staying here until the EEA comes to an agreement about Equestria's future.
 * Spiracle: And what about Neighsay? What did you do with him?
 * Twilight: "(Gets nervious)..... Tecnecally nothing, but not by choice..... He escaped after the E.E.A. disbaned."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Well, at least he's no longer a LEGAL threat. But still, you might wanna consider capturing him, because as well all know with purity compromised ponies, they always come back to cause trouble later."
 * Twilight: "Oh don't worry, Neighsay is too by the book for anything like that."
 * Spoonful: "Do you really want to take that kind of risk, your highness?"
 * Twilight: Well, if he does, we'll be ready.
 * Capper: I doubt that. You may wanna see if you're right to not be concerned.
 * Zecora: I recommend discussing this with the one called, Shineflare, his friend. She could know the right message to send.
 * Sister Preyer: Uh, miss, do you only speak in rhyme?
 * Zecora: "Don't make mistakes, when I can, I do take breaks."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well maybe take one for now, because it's weird, and even for you it must be difficult to always keep a cosistent pattern."
 * Koningin: "Oh don't worry, you'll get used to it in time."
 * Twilight: Well if it'll be a helpful added measure, we'll talk to Shineflare. Just hope she's not too busy.
 * Pinkie: "I CAN CHECK! (Runs off super fast to everyone's bewilderment)"
 * Yakbrain: "..... I'll give Pinkie Pie this. She is an eager."
 * Mischief: "You sir have barely scratched the surface."

Chapter 2: Neighsay's Rough Life/Meeting Equestria's Latest Ancient Threat
Shineflare's House Flashback. Present Twilight's castle. Hollow Shades Badlands Neighsay's Hidden Cave
 * Shireflare: "(Sighs), Being Speaker of the Princess is nice and all, but it is nice to come back here and relax in luxery." (Sits in a hot tub sighing in relaxation)
 * Pinkie: (She popped out from the hot tub) HI!
 * Shineflare: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Leaps out comically)
 * Pinkie: AAAAHHH to you too.
 * Shineflare: BY CELESTIA'S MANE, DOES PRIVACY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
 * Pinkie: "Sorry, just thought I show up ahead of time to tell you that Twilight and the rest of my friends are coming over to ask you about Neighsay."
 * Shineflare: "Well you didn't had to-...... Wait...... Neigh-Neigh?"
 * Pinkie: NEIGH-NEI-... (She laughs hysterically and falls into the water gurgle-laughing with her bubbles going wild) (Gurgling) NEIGH-NEIGH, OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Gurgle-laughs)
 * Shineflare: Oh, for Gods' sakes! It's not an affectionate name. We were best friends since I escaped my wretched slavery.
 * Pinkie: (Comes up gasping heavily)... (Laughs again and falls into the water again)
 * Shineflare: REALLY?!? Ugh, some break. (She pulls her out and drags her away as she continued laughing as she tossed her out) Just come back when you're ready. I just got started with my break, and I'll be damned if I let your pink flank ruin it-
 * Twilight: Shineflare? (The others arrived)
 * Shineflare:... Aooo, f*** me!
 * Pinkie: "Hey girls! I just learned Shineflare's nickname for Neighsay..... NEIGH-NEIGH?!"
 * Silence....
 * Shineflare: "Look, I know it's tempting to do so, but- (All of the Main 6 broke into laughing, Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy trying to hide it, but Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie broke into laughing fits! Spike was laughing while on his back and Starlight was snickering, resisting the urge to laugh uncontrollably)... ("I swear, they are 14 years old!")... OKAY I GET IT, IT'S A HILARIOUS NICKNAME!!"
 * Twilight: OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! WERE YOU TWO LOVERS OR SOMETHING?! (Laughs)
 * Shineflare: NO! BUT HE DID TEACH ME THIS!! (She cast Neighsay's lockdown spell on them as they were comically restrained)... So, you want to know about Neighsay, or are you going to act and piss yourselves like children laughing?
 * Rarity: "(Dying down snicker), Our apologies, Miss Shineflare, perhaps the Lougers tendingcy to be easily amused by humorious names has started to rub off on us."
 * Shineflare: Makes you wonder if they're a good influence or not, doesn't it?
 * Twilight: Just let us go and take us inside!
 * Shineflare: "(Undoes the lock) Nothing personal about that, I was only trying to get your attention. (Walks in as the Main 6 follow)."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Sees Golden Sword Clan memberilia)..... I see you kept the golden sword stuff."
 * Shineflare: "I may had refraigned from seeking out mythics, but these items are still apart of my family's legacy, no longer appresiated by Equestrian Socity aside. Now, why are you curious about Neighsayer?"
 * Pinkie: "I thought it was Neighsay."
 * Shineflare: "Neighsayer is his FULL name. He is also refered to as Naysay, but only by family. Now, again, why so curious about Neighsay? Was it about how he treated your friendship shcool? Wasn't it enough that he has been declaired an exile thanks to Celestia playing faverites again?"
 * Applejack: "Well, we, just wanna know his reasoning behind his behavior. We never seen a pony so mindlessly prejudiced and xenophobic since..... Well, Pred Judu Des. He's so nasty, he makes Svengallop look like Best Pony. We want to know, why is he so nasty about other races attending schools."
 * Shineflare: "Well, I want to make clear that I didn't enfluence that behavior. I only went as far to dispise mythics like Dragons and Griffins, but I was capable to acknowledge Good Changelings, Pure Hippogriffs I deemed a pardon, and I'm indifferent to Yaks. If I were to enfluence it, the brat griffin and the disrespectal flying reptile would've had his ire more then the others. If I was still headmistress, I would've only gave the school trouble because of those two alone. But with Neighsayer, well, he probuly would've been an even worse Enfluence on Pred then alot of you like to say I was. But, I promise you, he does have logic behind the seemingly rash behavior..... He is only the result of the E.E.A.'s own enturnalised mindset of caution from the Fear Wars and the organisation getting too much power over schools not even apart of Equestria, to the point that...... Well, you may've heard about the E.E.A. trying to shut down the Yakotaur's re-education center? Make no mistake, it wasn't for the Yaks sake, it was because the E.E.A. don't approve of Yaks having schools in general, reguardless of their own feelings about it."
 * Applejack: "Well, what confuses me is that, how did Celestia got away with Magic University if the E.E.A. are so against Mythics and/or other races being in the same school as ponies?"
 * Shineflare: "First off, Neighsay wasn't always encharged, though keep in mind that they still had the Fear Wars created caution to always be skeptical of inter-racial interactions. But most of all..... Celestia played a devious little trick on them, through the then leader of the E.E.A., and Neigh's own brother...."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait for it......"
 * Shineflare: ".... Yaysay."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Called it."
 * Shineflare: "I know, it was predictable to me too when he told me about him, just, roll with it. Anyway....."
 * (Shineflare): "Celestia and Yaysay worked on this secret."
 * Celestia and Yaysay, who looks like Neighsay but with a gentlemen's mustache instead of a goatee, were seen overlooking Magic University's defelupment.
 * Yaysay: "..... You know Celestia, it's fair to warn you that nothing stays secret forever. Eventually, Magic Universeity will be discovered."
 * Celestia: "(Sighs).... I know Yaysay, but, I need to do this. It doesn't sit with me that the E.E.A. is being engorged with years of too much power over the schools of Equestria and beyond while being stuck in an outdated mindset. I want Magic University to be a new chance for non-ponies to learn anything in the world."
 * Yaysay: "..... Well, be warned that the E.E.A. are not as easily lolled away like the public are. No school is ammuned to their politics. Espeically one as well intentioned as Magic University. That's why, I want to secretly give you, a speical form of E.E.A. approval. (Pulls out a very regal approval stamp) This, is the Pera-Stamp Seal of Untouchable Approval. Any school plans blessed with a stamp from it, will forever protect it from any change of leadership or oppisitining members of the E.E.A., from reverseal. The stamp is highly re-strictive and is meant to be reserved for Schools that are deemed too essental to forsake for any reason. (Pulls out the plans for Magic University) And I felt that this Universeity needs this stamp."
 * Celestia: "..... Yaysay, I, I don't know what to say.... But what about your job? You did say this might not be able to hide from them easily?"
 * Yaysay: "I know this is career sueiside, Princess. But the E.E.A. have forgotten friendship in submitting to the poor, no longer accreate exsamples of the fear wars. MU must be spared from any quick attempt to disban it, in order to have any effect on them. (Stamps onto the plans with the stamp as the stamp shined with magic) Besides, if all goes well, Magic University will be the first to defy the E.E.A.'s will, and through one of their most impourent objects to protect it. I do this to wake-up the High Chancellor himself. He grows too content with what is wrong."
 * Celestia: "..... You do realise that there will be little I can do for you since the E.E.A. had the Unicorn Councils of old grant them rules that protect from royal intervention against them. You will seriously lose your job."
 * Yaysay: "(Sighs), I made peace with this. The E.E.A. was no longer what the High Chancellors of old had made. It needs to be humbled for it's own good."
 * (Twilight): "Wait a minute, but, I thought Magic University has always been around."
 * (Shineflare): "Oh, don't get me wrong, the name itself has, but, the one you went to was the first and so far only recent one in a long time. There was once Magic Universities that were everywhere. But, as you know, the E.E.A. has been shutting them down like with schools that solely belong to other nations. Cause of it, they kinda contributed to Griffinstone's already deteriating state, because they closed down their Generosity Schools that were meant to keep their greed in check, hence why they saw a resurgence of that rediculious pay for aide tradition. Point is, apart from that Unity, those Magic Universitys were how the nations were unifived...... But the E.E.A. unwittingly severed that connection with the MU shut downs, along side Pred's eventuall destruction of the Unity. The University you went to, Sparkle, was Celestia's hope to rebuild that connection..... And I think you can already guess how the E.E.A. found out...."
 * (Twilight): "...... Eagle-Beak....."
 * (Shineflare): Indeed. Pretty much during the events of his little revolt. And alcourse, unsurprisingly, Yaysay lost his position to Neigh, and Celestia was lucky her other more officitaled Gifted Unicorns shcool didn't suffer from this."
 * (Rainbow Dash): So... If you two have different levels of racism... How were you best friends?
 * (Shineflare): He was actually my first friend. And we actually had equal levels of, mistrust to forgein existence, baring certain individualised opinions. His is just more on independence and segregation, while mine was more focused on-
 * (Applejack): Genocide and violence?
 * (Shinerflare): I, had prefered to view it more like, cleansing the world of mythic existence. In fact, he called my acts overkill, and stopped aiding me for it. As bad as he was, he hardly spilled blood. But yes, Magic University wasn't the success it was supposed to be due to the chaos that Eagle-Beak caused. Garnered massive mistrust.
 * Shineflare: Now, as much as the race reprsentives didn't exactly handled his bluntless with grace, I didn't exactly like Neighsay for his verbal abuse nearly risking a new war. I believe that's what he did concerning your school.
 * Rainbow Dash: F*** YEAH!!! He drove away our interracial students by using harsh racist rants. Then he used that as an excuse to shut down the school. That ass got what he deserved. He was a bad influence to our race.
 * Shineflare: I wouldn't call his mess THE worse, but I can agree it is amongst the worse hiccups on the part of Ponies. It was the worst international crisis since the hippogriffs and the griffin loan incident with Goldstone. These incidents were why I had a harsh outlook on other lands. They're often only concerned about themselves or greedy jerks. That being said, I do not condone Neighsay for his behavior. His words could've caused a civil war. That was what I wanted to avoid. Say what you want about me, but at least the prospect of having to contend with Pred kept Mythics from just automaticly declaring war for anything I had did to them! Neigh, had no such consiquence if anyone were to declare war on us. I renounced our friendship because he was a spark of war waiting to happen.
 * Applejack: "But aren't you afraid that's only gonna make him more sore about his troubles?"
 * Shineflare: "Well, that much can't be help. I already have my own infernal controversies, I won't risk an additional stack because of him! I had to prove that I just as much denounced him as all others did."
 * Fluttershy: "Did he took it hard?"
 * Shineflare sighed sadly.
 * Shineflare: "Yes...... It broke me to see him with a look of sadness and betrayal. It probuly wasn't bad enough that the Princess of Friendship went rogue in his eyes, but now an unaccredited school stayed opened, he lost his position, and.... His only friend turned on him. Now I can only guess what he ran off to."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ehh, he was a canterlotian unicorn, he probuly has a mansion in the woods or a place for a private study or something."
 * Shineflare: "Well true, but won't Celestia think he would go there and have guards seek them out, leading him to teleport them somewhere too dangerious to persue, persay, the badlands?"
 * Twilight: "Then the best we can do is hope he takes this time to think about what he's done. He'll just need to think about it, then he'll change for the better."
 * Shineflare: I doubt it. I knew him well enough that he sticks to his guns too firmly. Mark my words for once since my impeachment as a councilpony, Twilight, he's GOING to do worse. He's a serious grudge holder. He'll go as far as start a civil war to prove his point that your school is dangerous. You think causing bad relations against races is bad? Wait until you see how he proves how 'right' he is. Don't make my mistake. Don't underestimate his self-righteousness and aim for possible revenge. You pretty much costed him his job and more or less lead to the E.E.A.'s disbansion. He won't take kindly to you for that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Civil war? Are you sure you're not overreacting?
 * Shineflare: "Well let's recall how at least FOUR of the representives were quick to be at eachother's throats when the students went missing! You may have had them to befriend ponies, but how they interact with EACHOTHER leaves alot to be desired?!"
 * Applejack: ".... That DOES sound like a good point, Twi. Ember, Rutherford, Seaspray and Gruff were very quick to go at eachother like hornets to the one flower left during a drought."
 * Twilight: "At least Thorax tried not to get into it."
 * Rarity: "But the poor thing WAS getting dragged into it. And even then, he can say he doesn't want it all he wants, but Pharnyx has proven to be a more willing fighter! He would make Thorax do it to protect the changelings."
 * Fluttershy: "And Seaspray had said Novo would hear of what Neighsay said! That could've scared the Hippogriffs back into hiding, or worse case scenario, Novo uses the pearl against us!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well Gilda told me that Gruff has it good with Cedric. Had that civil war happened, all of Griffinmainia would get involved!"
 * Pinkie: "And Rutherford does have his smart brother Yakbrain, and he has PROVEN how much fighting a war with him would be hard!"
 * Applejack: "And Ember has the willing co-operation of all dragons, espeically with her father Torch! Dragons ain't pushovers when it comes to fightin'."
 * Spike: "And that's not including the fact that Changelings and Dragons going back to hate us would make it easier for Garble and Chrysalis to come back to keep it that way, and how that would benifit Team Nefarious and the Villain Leage!"
 * Twilight: "I am only saying that I believe there is good in him!"
 * Shineflare: "Oh don't get us wrong, with pony purity, that always rings true, the problem is.... Neighsay might not be so easily reachable in that much, espeically since you're why the E.E.A. is basicly disbanned."
 * Twilight: "Well I beleive Neighsay is only acting like this because he was afraid of when he thought the shcool was being "Attacked". He could purely be acting out of fear."
 * Shineflare: "And not to say it's not a good throey, but do remember that he ALWAYS had such a negitive position with the races before the mishap. All that screw-up did was aggrovate him. Had things gone according to plan, he still would've left your school unaccredited because of seeing a griffin, a changeling, a hippogriff, a yak and a dragon sharing classes with ponies. He wouldn't've accepted the Friendship School eitherway."
 * Twilight: ".... You all are making him sound like a lost cause with that attatude. It was possable for even somepony like you who hated Mythics because of Pony Slavery to change her ways."
 * Shineflare: "Well, yes, but, Neighsay's reasons was because he was indoctrenated into the E.E.A.'s mindset, and the closest he has to a personal gripe is that Yaysay bent the rules. I wouldn't call his rashness being with symathic reasoning."
 * Twilight: "But-"
 * Shineflare: "Miss Sparkle..... There are some ponies that DON'T want to be fixed. Sometimes, their purity would be so comprised, that they would rather watch the world burn then to admit being wrong."
 * Twilight: ".... I once thought the same with Tempest, and look how she turned out. (Leaves bitterly)...."
 * Starlight: "Twilight, wait! (Twilight leaves)...... She, she seriously belives that Neighsay isn't as bad as you say?"
 * Shineflare: "I don't blame her. She's grown very used to redeeming troubled ponies, even some of the worse, that the idea of one that doesn't want to be fixed is, a ludicrist concept to her. I'm afraid she'll have to learn the hard way should Neighsay ever deside to darken our doors once more."
 * Starlight: Well I won't have it. She's been through enough.
 * Shineflare: ".... I'd comment on that, but that would risk the one job I was able to have in years being a speaker for Miss Sparkle, so, I'll go mind my own business. (Walks up stairs)."
 * Starlight: ".... At least she's learning to not push things."
 * Twilight speed-read in depression.
 * Spike: (He arrived)... Twilight? Are you okay?
 * Twilight: "(Monotone) I'm reading in depression, Spike. Please leave me be."
 * Spike: (Gasps) YOU DON'T READ AS OFTEN AS YOU USED TO, YOU READ EVERY BOOK IN EQUESTRIA.
 * Owlowiscious: Hoo?
 * Spike: No, it's not hyperbole. She literally did. All known ones anyway. She only reads when she's bored or upset.
 * Twilight: I do NOT!
 * Spike: Twilight, what's the problem? You just came back in a huff.
 * Starlight: She's worried about Neighsay turning evil and is in denial of accepting that you can't always reform people in the end.
 * Twilight: BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE. NEIGHSAY HAS TO HAVE A GOOD SIDE TO HIM. HE'S A PONY. EVERYPONY HAS A SOFT SIDE. IF NOT, YOU'RE NOT A PONY. MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME SORT OF COMPROMISE?
 * Starlight: Twilight, he's not going to listen to you. You got him in deep trouble and he's not going to let that go unpunished. He might know you'll try to change his mind and that's not Equestria. We have to accept others for who they are or we won't be a good race in the eyes of others.
 * Twilight: Well it's not Equestria to just let a bastard like him go around and repeat history by orchestrating a war. I have to appeal to his conscious.
 * Starlight: TWILIGHT, WAKE UP!! THERE IS NO CONSCIENCE FOR HIM!! You heard Shineflare, he's-
 * Twilight: SHINEFLARE IS JUST A PESSIMIST BECAUSE WE GOT HER FIRED AND IS BLAMING US FOR THE STORM KING'S ARRIVAL FOR DOING IT AND IS TRYING TO GET US TO BLAME OURSELVES!! She's only worth information about Neighsay.
 * Spike: But what if she's right, Twilight?
 * Twilight: SHE'S NOT RIGHT!!
 * Spike: Well what if it's true?
 * Twilight: Does that make it right?
 * Spike: Does that make it NOT right?
 * Twilight: Not right?
 * Spike: Right!
 * Twilight: Right?
 * Spike: Right!
 * Twilight: Right!...... What the heck did we just agree on?!
 * Starlight: Twilight, you're clearly stressed and scared that this will result in the same Storm King crisis where your friendship and life will be in jeopardy. How's about, we forget about all this for now and focus on the school?
 * Twilight: "..... (Sighs)..... Yes, I would like that very much."
 * Starlight: That's the spirit. Trust me, everything will end out fine.
 * Fem Fatal and the Enforcers arrived to the place.
 * McFlamus: "Remind me again why we came down here?"
 * Dogzbull Shark: "I have to agree with the idiot rodent. This place is dreary."
 * Hellcat: "Even the darkest jungles of Ham-Dam Island's deadlier parts are cheerior then this."
 * Fem Fatal: "AHEM! Try to behavie, gentlemen."
 * Ploting Twister: "We can't help it, we don't get why we're even here!"
 * Blastformus: "Indeed. I too would like the point of being in here."
 * Steel Wind: "I have to echo everyone else here. Why are we here?"
 * Fem Fatal: "Well, if you fools must know, the boss wants to free a particular anichent evil back into the world of Equestria."
 * Enforcers: "Which evil exactly?"
 * Fem Fatal: "You'll see. (She looks at a certain direction and saw what she was looking for as an empty building was seen with the door holding the mark of a skull of red glory eyes)....... There you are, darling....." (She started to sing her song as the house began to crumble as the Enforcers cower like cowerds at the presence of a darker force.)
 * The large figure was seen freed from it's imprisonment as two red eyes appeared.
 * ??? 1: "Who has managed to free us from our imprisonment?"
 * ??? 2: "(Speaking in anichent dialect)."
 * The Enforcers were shaking fearfully.
 * Fem Fatal: "..... That would be me, darling. I came to offer a proposition to you. Your freedom, paid in advanced as you know, in return to reduce Equestria to choas."
 * ??? 1: "(Laughs)..... Cowinidently, that's exaclty what I want to do the minute I was freed. Consider it done. But don't expect us to be your servent. I-"
 * Fem Fatal: "You don't need to worry about that, darling. When I resheached you in prior days, you were obviously an independent sort. You obviously wish to be your own master after how your previous one you had deemed to slow you down. However.... May I recommend you to the perfect fall guy so the Equestrians won't auotmaticly just go after you again?"
 * ??? 1: "....... Amuse us, siren."
 * A poorly constructed bar was seen, as a cloaked pony-shaped figure arrived to it.
 * The Figure opened the door and saw the display of the badland exiles causing a ruckus as rock music played.
 * An Orc Boss was seen surrounding himself with slutty harpies and gorgons.
 * An Ogre was seen drunked off his ass outcold.
 * Two Goblins were arm wresling!
 * A Minotaur was using his axe as a toothpick after finishing a good meal.
 * A Panaian Satyr was seen shooting arrows at a bullseye, while a traditional Satyr was keeping score!
 * Some Trolls were seen playing pool.
 * The Cloaked Figure walked across the bar, but ran into a slutty griffin waitress.
 * Griffin Waitress: "Like what you see, baby?"
 * The Cloak Figure groaned and walked on, the Griffin Waitress looking disappointed.
 * Griffin Waitress: "..... Prune."
 * A goblin was seen with a legion of pet plauge rats.
 * A Dragon was seen sharpening his horns!
 * A Punker Lizardman was seen chilling out with a biker-looking birdman and a piercing covered Cyclops.
 * The Cloaked Figure arrived at the center of the bar.....
 * Cloacked Figure: "...... (Familier voice) I demand the attention of every patron of this wrecthed bar! (The music stopped as everyone looked at the figure and all proceeded to surrounded him, preparing for a possable fight)..... I have come to ask for a favor in aquiring aide to reign a disobedient princess."
 * Orc Boss: "....... Yeah? And who are you?"
 * Cloaked Figure: "A very, (Magicly summons a large bag of gold), Very, rich employer that wants to put a princess in her place."
 * The Thugs were intrigued by that.
 * Orc Boss: "Hold it?!..... Who exactly are you, stranger? Because you could be the richest guy of the entire world, we won't comply until you say who ya are!?"
 * Cloaked Figure: "..... I was once a chancellor where I was from. But then, that disobedient princess of friendship dared betrayed the scantity of Equestria's well being, and built a school of friendship where-"
 * Orc Boss: "Back up, buddy! Friendship? What kind of Sesame Street bulls*** are you trying to-...... Wait a minute...... (Yanks the robe to reveal Neighsay under it as the crowd exclaim in surprise)...... Well, well, well...... I never thought we'd see the day, that a pony would be exiled with the likes of us. (The Exiles laughed)."
 * Neighsay: "..... Not entirely intentionally, you boarish cretins. I escaped here when the EEA was disbanded thanks to incompidence and an unaccredited school staying open. Now, I am not required to like you, nor you to me, but I require your full co-operation to get some revenge against Twilight Sparkle, for she is endangering Equestria by letting non-ponies attend the same school AS ponies!"
 * The Exiles grumbled offended at this.
 * Orc Boss: "..... Oh I know exactly who you are, buddy..... You're that Neighsayer guy, right? The same guy who makes THE Pred Judu Des and Shineflare look like Shining Armor and Princess Candence! Anyone who makes even Pred and Shiney Hiney look good, AIN'T WELCOME IN MY FREAKING BAR!! (The Exiles Cheered in support) And it ain't helping that your a dang girly pony, buddy! That ain't also welcome in my bar!"
 * Neighsay: "As I said, I don't require your admiration, nor I need to do the same for you! For ANY of you! All I require is your co-operation against Twilight Sparkle, and I will award your aide with wealth!"
 * Orc Boss: "Ya know, nothing good happens with messing with that Alicorn! A lot of exiles are lost trying to go after her! The first time, we lost even the great Grim-Nor, may he rest in peace, the second time-ish when alien tec got involved, we lost Toron! And that's not even referencing the bodycount of what happened inbetween the downfalls, NOR do I wanna get started on what became of the motherf*****g Storm King!! So you're s*** out of luck if you think we're gonna risk our necks against Sparkle a 3rd time!"
 * Neighsay: "So is that it!? You're letting the failure of past threats to Equestria scare you away from oppertunity and wealth? I came in here expecting merciless monsters, not a bunch of scared children! (The Exiles Moaned offended)"
 * Orc Boss: "..... So, having a sense of surviveal..... IS COWERDLY TO YOU?!"
 * Neighsay: "If the horseshoe fits, dum-dum, wear it!"
 * The Exiles started to complain!
 * Orc Boss: "...... Looks like SOMEBODY came here with a DEATH WISH!! (The exiles all readied their weapons)!"
 * Neighsay: "Ughhhhhh?! WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO WORK?! (He grabs his wealth and escapes to his portal before the exiles can react)"
 * Orc Boss: "...... Yeah you better run, asshole....."
 * The Exiles proceeded to start minding their own business again as two lesser exiles, a Donkey and a Bull, were seen.
 * Donkey: "..... (Pinky voice yet Spanish-Italian accent) You-a thinkin'a what'a I'm'a thinkin'a, Bullshiton?"
 * Bullshiton the Bull: "You're thinking of stinky cheese too, El Jackasso?"
 * El Jackasso: "NO'A, You'a stupid'a hornhead! We have oppertunity!"
 * Bullshiton: "Oh boy, we do!..... We do?"
 * El Jackasso: "..... Just'a follow'a me, stupid'a!"
 * Neighsay: (He portals in) "Ughhh..... That, was humiliating. But what did I expect being blunt with them like that? A fine how-do-you-do and singing Kumbiyah the rest of the night?.... (Sighs) What I wouldn't give for some henchmen..... Nothing is EVER the matter with me! I don't have a problem, THEY are the ones with the problem?!" (Neighsay began singing this song as local cave lizards joined in thanks to his magic)
 * Neighsay heard some hoof steps and saw that El Jackasso and Bullshiton were entering the cave.
 * Neighsay: "(Horn flares) WHO ARE YOU?! WERE YOU SENT BY THAT BOARHEADED ORC TO KILL ME?!"
 * El Jackasso: "Hey no'a worry bro. We are mercenaries for hire."
 * Neighsay: "....... What's a donkey and a bull doing here?"
 * El Jackasso: "We were too badass'a for Equestria to tolerate!"
 * Bullshiton: "I always hear the ocean when I sleep....."
 * Neighsay: "...... More like too canceriously stupid for Equestria to cope with."
 * El Jackasso: Well you'ra lucky. Lucky to have'a met us. Seriously, you revealed you'a self and identity with non-pony thugs'a by being'a racist? What did you'a expect would happen? A fine'a how-do-you-do and singing Kumbiyah the rest of the night'a?
 * Bullshiton: Why'd my parents name me with a bad word in my name?
 * Neighsay:... What does that have to do with this conversation?
 * Bullshiton: What conversation?
 * El Jackasso: Don'ta mind him, he's an idiota.
 * Neighsay:... So... If you're not with the orc guy, why are you here?
 * El Jackasso: Oh, that's just Bad'a ol' Snoutface. He's as laughably ridiculous as his'a name. Sinuses are'a ballso. But that's not why we'rea here.... For the most part. We'rea here because we have unfinished business with them'a ponies. Those tecnocolors didn't appresiate our mercenary'a work!
 * Neighsay: "(Sighs)...... Well, given that better opitions rejected me because of my opintions and/or because they are too afraid of Princess Sparkle to fight for a good cause, I suppose you two would have to do. Now, I am going to teleport you two right into Equestria near Sparkle's friendship School..... But due to the nature of just you two being avaluable, this is going have to be a stealth mission. I want you two to see if you can be able to capture some non-pony children."
 * El Jackasso: "Okay, but we cross the line'a at pedo stuff."
 * Neighsay: "No, you dolt! I want those children captured so that the representives will lose their facade with their previous ilk gone?! I desire to cause a civil war in Equestria! So that they HAVE to understand my point of view! Do it well, and you will rewarded beyond the money."
 * Bullshiton: "Like what?"
 * Neighsay: "Like not being exiled here, for starters."
 * El Jackasso: "Ho-ho-ho, like'a it wasn't'a already nice enough'a!"
 * Neighsay: "Good. (Gives the two contact gems) If you require my attention for any reason, use these to call me. Now, (Opens up a portal behind the two) Make haste! (Force push the duo right through)!....... Ugh..... Desperate times call for desperate measures."
 * ??? 1: "Look at you, forcing yourself to rely on idiots."
 * Neighsay paniced and activated his magic flare again!
 * Neighsay: "Who's there?! Show yourself?!"
 * ??? 1: "But then again, since those other fools couldn't co-operate with you, I suppose there better then nothing."
 * ??? 2: "(Speaks in anichent dialect)."
 * ??? 1: "Yes. Useful idiots indeed."
 * Neighsay: "Who, who are you?!"
 * ??? 1: "Let's just say, I too want to help cause a civil war within Equestria boarders to help prove your point about how each each is better off to their own devices!"
 * Neighsay: "...... Are you another one of those exiles?"
 * ??? 1: "(Mocking laughter).... Underlings like them soil themselves at the mere sight of even my tempered power form. My netourious name makes even Tirek hang his head in shame. But ultamately, I am someone who can benefit from a civil war in Equestria."
 * Neighsay: "....... Explain yourself."
 * ??? 1: Let's just say I am from a time long feared. The time where what you feared first came to be. I am prejudice itself incarnate. I could really be useful.
 * Neighsay: And what would you have to offer?
 * ??? 1: Not being as potentially incompetent as those two for starters. I'd dare even say, you're sounding almost like a hypocrite by hiring non-ponies to do your job for you.
 * Neighsay: In my defence, if I'd just go it alone, I would've been stopped stupidly quick. And besides, they're mercenaries, they are obviously only helping me because I am paying them to. Our paths would seperate afterwords. And even then, the entire point of this is to show the dangers of what those fools are doing. And if the fact that I am trying to cause an inter-racial war wasn't indication enough, I am not shy to direct some non-ponies to go out and prove my point.
 * ??? 1: True, but what if they figure that out? They'll think you were using them and bail.
 * Neighsay: "They're mercenaries, they probuly had worse hirers."
 * ??? 1: Good point. However, even THEY have to have limits on how much they would like to be toyed.... But there's something better to do that job... Me.
 * Neighsay: "But that's the thing, if your as bad as they say, Equestria would go into a panic. With those two, well, at least they'll be strugged off as two random guys causing trouble, and that only Sparkle and her compodrades would worry about them."
 * ??? 1: "Fair point, fair point. I respect someone going for subtilty here. Perhaps I'm more helpful in another way..... Should those idiots turn out to be good investments, I can use my powers to.... Intensify any likey anger to rose from losing those brats. For you see, I am a byproduct of a time where all nations feared and hated eachother...."
 * Neighsay started to become more worrisome.
 * Neighsay: "...... Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you wouldn't happen to know about the fear wars, would you?"
 * ??? 1: Born during the Fear Wars is more accurate. I used to be a centaur slaver who had the exact same mindset as you. But when fear came true and nobody acknowledged their faults.... Let's just say my current form was born. My creator should be too familiar to be named.
 * Neighsay:... The Boogeyman?
 * ??? 1: (His silhouetted figure was seen as it frightened Neighsay) You got it. He may be too scary to be brought up, but he knows how to prove a point for people like us the best way he knows how. And given the smell of fear coming off of you, I rest my case.
 * ??? 2: (Speaks ancient dialect as Neighsay shivered)
 * Neighsay:... Point taken. But, it feels wrong to align with a creature born from he-who-must-not-be-named.
 * ??? 1: I had the same doubts. But if you want the best method to inspire your point... Then is there any other way?... I'll be watching you, Naysay. (Cackles ominously and vanished)

Chapter 3: New Classes in Session/Equestria's Racial Crisis
Front door of the School. Yakhalla's Class Spiracle's Class Entropy's Class Koningin's Gym Spoonful's Class Buzzord's Class
 * The representives plus some additionals are seen coming.
 * Barry: "Gees, Ems, of all of the elitle, why'd you picked me?"
 * Ember: "Cause I did, Spud. Besides, out of the elite, your the least imtimidating."
 * Barry: "What?! Me? The least imtimidating?!"
 * Ember: "..... You're a dragon who obcesses over pellows..... Tell me, what's so scary about that?"
 * Barry: "......."
 * Ember: "(Smug grin) I thought so."
 * Rutherford: "Brother Yakbrain, Yakbrain sure Yakhalla up to be teacher?"
 * Yakbrain: "I ensure you, Rutherford, I wouldn't've picked him, nor would Princess Sparkle and company if he wasn't adiquite for the position."
 * Rutherford: "Rutherford trust Yakhalla's magic. Rutherford just worried Yakhalla out of practice."
 * Yakbrain: "Well good thing he's in school, isn't he? (Laughs hoitly!)"
 * Rutherford: "...... Rutherford no get joke."
 * Pharynx: "Thorax, why did ya dragged me all the way out here?"
 * Thorax: "Well, I wanna show you how well Ocellus is doing."
 * Pharynx: "Who?"
 * Thorax: ".... You reckindised her as new drone #10?"
 * Pharynx: "Oh yeaaaaaah. The little squirt that's assentually the second coming of you, but appearently a girl.... Seriously, she can SO easily pass as a dude with that name!"
 * Thorax: "We were all surprised, Pharynx. Now, I need to ask you to behaive yourself, we mustn't end up embarrising Ocellus in front of he rnew friends."
 * Pharynx: "Oh your one to talk, Mr. "I take an obvious asshole too seriously"."
 * Thorax: "Would you handle, him, any better?"
 * Pharynx: "..... Toushe, bro. Tou, she."
 * Novo: "Seaspray are you sure this school is up to stuff?"
 * Seasptay: "You majusty, you have my word that this shcool is a pinicle of safe. Silverstream is fine."
 * Novo: "Well I hope so, because that mess on family and friends day still left a sour taste in my mouth."
 * Grandpa Gruff was seen nervious.
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Ya know, Ambassitor Gennu, your nepfew Gallus has actselly came to like this school.... Dispite it's dull appearence."
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "Don't bore me with small talk, Gruff. I came here to see if Gallus really has improved that rebelious disrespectful attatude and his mindless sense of boldness. I hope this school would quell these problems."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... Sir I already explain that it's a "Friendship" School, not a millatery schoo-"
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "Spare me the details, gruff! He has no respect for his griffin linage because of that ONE measly insodent in the gathering, and I hope this school would finally get him to have pride with his culture! I want to shape him to become ambassitor one day."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Of course, of course! This school is great! (Quietly) Greatly obnoxious, that is."
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "What was that?"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Duh eh duh uh, don't mind that, I just sneesed! AH-NOXIOUS-CHOO?!"
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "..... You Griffinstone colonists really need to clean up your acts. (Leaves with a sofisicated huff)....."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Quietly) Please don't be an embarrisment, please don't be an embarrisment."

Chapter 4: Neighsay Ruins Everything/Civil War On The Horizon
Professor Buzzord's Classroom. Alternate Scenario School Daze. Scenario ended.
 * Buzzord was seen sadly placing up his things in his pan-dimentional suitcase, sighing disappoint.
 * Twilight came in....
 * Twilight: "..... Professor, I need to ask something-"
 * Buzzord: "If you wish to ask me to leave because you think like EVERYONE else that I cause those children to vanish while they were under my care, then kindly refriagn. I am no stranger of being considered unwanted by an unappriative audience."
 * Twilight: "It's not that."
 * Buzzord: 'Look, I want to ensure you that I knew what I was doing! I knew my way around the badlands millions of times! I reckindised the flora and fauna more then I do my own hands! (Looks at his hand)...... How long as that blemish been there?..... (To Twilight) You see? I litterally knew the badlands better then my hands. Nothing is EVER missplaced when I visit there!"
 * Twilight: "Look, Professor, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but that's not what I'm here for. I wanna see your what-if Scenariotron."
 * Buzzord stopped for abit.....
 * Buzzord: ".... Oh, now you desided that I'm not enough of a quack to see my creation for yourself?"
 * Twilight: "Buzzord, I'm sorry I didn't defended you, and berated you, and question your cabaility, and- (Gets interupted with Buzzord held Twilight's mouth up with his cane)"
 * Buzzord: "If you list everything wrong with our interactions, we'll be here all day. (Moves the cane away)."
 * Twilight: "..... It's just..... The leaders are very upset about those five going missing, and Sandbar's parents are very worried about Sandbar. But..... I don't want to assume that Neighsay would be so, deplorable as everyone said."
 * Buzzord: "..... Oh.... I see..... Your the type that wants to see the good in everyone, I suppose?"
 * Twilight: "..... Yes."
 * Buzzord: "..... Well, based on what I heard, he kinda sounds pretty ludicristly bad."
 * Twilight: "But that's about it! I felt that if those six never skipped class-"
 * Buzzord: "That things would turn out different? I would imagine so, but trust me, a different scenario is not always better then what we got now. (Brings out the What-If Scenariotron from the Pan-dimentional suitcase) I earnestly garrentie you may not like what you see. (Gives Twilight the device)....."
 * Twilight: "...... Scenariotron, what would've happened if the students would've never skipped school?"
 * The Scenariotron began to activate and opened the screen!
 * The Friends and Family Day picnic went exactly as planned as Twilight was leading Neighsay right on out.
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, Princess Twilight, your school almost checked out."
 * Twilight: "Why thank you Chancellor- Wait wait wait! ALMOST?!"
 * Neighsay: "..... Because I'm in a generious enough mood, I'll discuss why with you, in private. (Levitates Twilight with him back torwords the school, to the confusion of her friends and the representives.)"
 * In the office, Neighsay sat down Saprkle on the chair in front of her desk while Neighsay sat on the chair in the back.
 * Neighsay: "...... Sparkle, your school showed promised, and you brought up a good point on how Equestria needs to be defended..... But I'm afraid that perhaps I had mistranslated your intentions. You meant this school to bring friendship to the non-pony races, did you?"
 * Twilight: "...... Well, yes, that, that is what I said in the council room."
 * Neighsay: "..... Then I'm afraid the E.E.A. has misunderstood the aim of this school. Miss Sparkle, I assumed this shcool was suppose to get ponies to better protect themselves of the threats of outsiders, not invite them over to tea!"
 * Twilight: "But-"
 * Neighsay: "I know your going to bring the arguement that these creatures in particular, the dragons, the griffins, the yaks, the changelings, and those hippogriffs, are our allies, our, "friends" if you will.... But be honest with yourself. How seriously do you think the other races DO take that to heart?"
 * Twilight: "Well, they sent some of their young to the school, didn't they?"
 * Neighsay: "And your positive that isn't because of an ulterior motive?"
 * Twilight: "....... You would suspect children of being spies?!"
 * Neighsay: "Oh by all means, I'm willing to give the little creatures the benefit of the doubt and that they're just unwitting pawns for what I DON'T trust with Equestria's knowledge: The Adults!"
 * Twilight gets stern.....
 * Twilight: "...... Are, you, kidding me?"
 * Neighsay: "Riddle me this, Twilight Sparkle: Does a respectable Chancellor of the Equestria Education Assosiation, EVER joke?!"
 * Twilight: ".... Well I doubt you would be taken seriously otherwis-"
 * Neighsay: "EXACTLY, My, point! Now, as much as I admit that I am not fond of Celestia's monarchy for that mess with the Magic University and how my idiot brother used a restrictive form of approval to protect it from being just as unaccredited as the other Mgaic Universities of old, NOR am I free of my own critiques with how YOUR shaping up as princess with your CONSTENT adventures, that doesn't however mean, that I am an unreasonable pony. I'm willing to ignor the flaws entirely and give the shcool a chance, but, under a firm condiction!"
 * Twilight: "Condiction?"
 * Neighsay: ".... Exspell the those creatures from the school, and I might consider letting their presence here, slip my mind."
 * Twilight: "..... But, the map expanded beyond Equestria, and me and my friends resolving all those friendship problems on our own, we, we can't be able to get to all of them."
 * Neighsay: "..... Oh, I see how that is. This school is only a thing, because an overglorifived table with a holografthic clouth was giving more details? And what, because it was something from the Tree of Harmony that we should just, mindlessly adhere to it's wishes? Do you have no automatry, Sparkle? Are you just, a mindless slave to that mapped table, is that to be correct?"
 * Twilight: "No, it's just-"
 * Neighsay: "Or would it be more accreate that your "Map" wants to start turning ponies into wanton agents of needless interventions, of situations that shouldn't be considered their problem! IS THAT, MORE ACCREATE?!"
 * Twilight: "I'm just trying to make it that my friends don't have to go on too much of those "Adventures" you seem to complain about?!"
 * Neighsay: "Oh, so it's for you to just flung others into the fray instead? Risk their lives into being wasted into the vast unknown?! Well frankly Twilight, you may mindlessly adhere to what that map wants, but I'm afraid I have too much automatry to be taking orders from an overglorifived dinner table?! I'll have to make your shcool unaccredited!"
 * Twilight: "No?! Please! Equestria needs this school?!"
 * Neighsay: "My apologies, Sparkle, but there are SOME things Princesses DON'T get away with so easily!"
 * Twilight: "(Starts to tear up and get angry) CELESTIA WILL NEVER LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
 * Neighsay: "Tch, even Celestia is at the E.E.A.'s mercy with how we approved her shcool for "Gifted Unicorns". And she's already on thin ice with Magic University! Intervining for your school?...... Don't think the E.E.A. have never walked back on what they had approved in the past. We sometimes unaccredited schools we otherwise liked, because of controversey risk, or because they slip up on one, mere rule.... For exsample. (Levitates some school plans with unaccredited marks overstamping on the approved ones) An elementary school we approved in Las Pegacius....... It was as obedient to our rules as possable...... We closed it down because it was starting to teach gambling in schools. (Shows another) A Junior High School in Ponarado.... It had promise...... But then it let the Alicorn Religen taint it's professionalisum! (Another one) A Kindergarden in Apploosa.... They accepted a bison student. (Another one) A science colledge in Manehatten..... Crackpot thories. (Another one) And-....."
 * Twilight was confused and bewildered....
 * Neighsay: "...... Ohhhhh. My. This one is actselly simular. There was a pony that wanted to open a friendship school just like yours. Granted, the motivations were not related to the "Magical Map" telling you to make yours! She was an idealist like you, however. The Pony wanted to create an international university that accepted all walks of life with a thinking brain to attend it's doors to try and bring the world closer then it was....... You can guess my stance on that. (Highlights the unaccredited stamp). But then, there's your school, and Celestia's, (Levitates the two files in) and here's, (Leviates the green stamp with the handle in the shape of a serpent), the stamp of unccreditedness. This stamp, alone, has caused the downfall of even schools that had been around for generations that can never be countered or veto, and only we can change our minds about this. This stamp, has redused the potaintional of millions, into nothing, with it's green stamps alone. It would be ashame if Celestia's school gets dragged with you if you dare have her intervine..... (Twilight was in a state of hopelessness)...... That's what I thought. (Levitates Celestia's away, while bring Twilight's plans over) And with that, another E.E.A. decree..... Is carried out. (Stamps the plans with the green stamp over the red one)...... I'd ask you to break the bad news, but..... I believe, we had uninvited guests. (Levitate the door open to reveil the shocked Main 5 and Starlight, along with the representives.).... I'll allow you all the chance to, air grivences, as I go inform the parents of the news. Afterwords, you should evacuate from the school, as I intend to send it into lockdown when I get back...... You have a pleasent spring. (Walks out)......"
 * Twilight: "(Looks at the shocked expressions of everyone's faces)..... Everyone, I'm sorry, I-"
 * Ember: "You seriously..... Just..... Allowed that creep to walk all over you?!"
 * Twilight: "He, he threatened Equestria's school! I couldn't-"
 * Ember: "Ya know, if I was the one opening up a friendship school, and a dragon with his bullshit mindset was telling me I can't, I'D PUMMEL HIM TO NEXT WEEK?!"
 * Twilight: "Ember, I-"
 * Ember: "If this is suppose to be what friendship is like..... Then maybe it's best we wild dragons stay out of that! I'm getting Smolder out of here! I need to have Smolder ready and able to stand up to assholes like that, not be their bitch?! With due respect to Spike, you better keep your wimpiness to yourself! (Flew off angerly)!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Yona would someday enter trial of adulthood, and she need to be proper yak soon. Friendship could get in way of that. Yona leaves. (Leaves as well)......"
 * Seaspray: "..... I warned Novo this would happen. I should've expected that you ponies would be judgemental of her quickness to not aide you against the Storm King, (Twilight was about to plead) Any ill-interactions like theaft aside! I can see that some ponies did not respected her choice..... I'll respect your choice by taking Silverstream home. Perhaps it was better we stayed hiding away. But not because of fear.... But because, our better halves, (sheds a manly tear)..... Hate us. (Leaves solumly)....."
 * Grampa Gruff: "..... Ehh, the boy looked miserable here anyway. If I wanted him miserable, I should've let him stayed in Griffinstone! May as well get Gallus out of here before he does something stupid! AGAIN! Good day! (Leaves)....."
 * Thorax: "....... I'd give a heartfelt speech that I'll let Ocellus stay, but, that chancellor sounded like he meant it about closing the school down, so..... Don't worry about me being upset about this. I'm used to disappointment. (Leaves already shedding some tears) It was a nice attempt though......"
 * Twilight's friends just, walked away.
 * Starlight: "..... And yet.... Your the same pony that stood up to the Storm King..... Who couldn't stand up to some jerk from a stuffy school organisation?.... I'm not mad...... Just disappointed. (Leaves as well)....."
 * Twilight sat defeated.....
 * The Scenariotron stopped playing.
 * Twilight stared with the same defeated stare.......
 * Buzzord: "....... Miss Sparkle, I..... I had fairly warned you that, you weren't going to like what you would see..... I'm very sorry you had to- (Twilight runs away with tears present)......... And just like that..... My inventions, scared someone away. (Puts the Scenariotron into the pan-dimentional suitcase and resumed packing.)"