Beautiful and Dangerous

Beautiful and Dangerous is the 7th episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Banks are being robbed by a duo of very beautiful robbers named Senior Larry the Former Mexican Roadrunner racecar driver, and Le Fifi the French Poodle. Their beauty is capable of affecting everyone but themselves. As such, their plan is to get their careers back after losing them to Lord Cobra by stealing money from various banks. How will the Lodge be able to deal with the duo's attractiveness without being affected?

Chapter 1: The Hottest Thieves in Town
Dragon Realms New York Bank Cutaway, Equestria Present Cutaway Present
 * Chief Bullington: (The cops aim their guns at the bank) ATTENTION! WE HAVE THE BANK SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
 * ???: "Oh dear, officers, are you really gonna be so rough? Why not take it easy on us, no?"
 * ???: "Si Seniors. You should know better then to do the tango with us."
 * Axle: "Come on out, ya scum! We have every right to be rough! cause your scum!"
 * ???: "Oh, Mousier Axle, must you be so, mean-spirted, no?"
 * Jenet: "We are asking as politely as we can to ask ou guys to reveil yourselfs."
 * ???: "Very well, Seniorita."
 * ???: "But don't say you weren't warned, oui?" (They come out, and all the cops are traumatized)
 * Officer Axle: (Jaw drops)
 * Janet: SO HANDSOME!!!
 * Chief Bullington: (Attractive whistles) (A road-runner and a French poodle come out of the building with their moneybags) LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS!!!
 * Officer Axle: (The poodle comes up to him and grabs him by the shirt)...Uhh...
 * Poodle:...What is it, Monsieur? You too swept off your feet to arrest us?
 * Officer Axle:...OH, YEAH! (Slaps her in the butt)
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him in the face) I'm not avail--
 * Roadrunner: SSSHHHHH!!! Quiet, Le Fifi! You say that, we lose our chance to get our old jobs back.
 * Poodle: Of course, my snooka-wookums!
 * Officer Ducker: HOLY HONK, LOOK AT THAT SEXY BODY!!! I WANNA BANG HER!
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him) So inappropriate, monseiur!
 * Roadrunner: So long, mi amigos! (The duo escape with the money)
 * Janet: (Out of her senses)...Whoa, that was some kunoichi! That roadrunner was SO hot!
 * Officer Axle: DAMN IT! They got away!
 * Bullington: "It's almost like those 2 are, charmed, or something. Like, magic."
 * Janet: "Do think, they have, some sort of, souccer o soucceress with them?"
 * Axle: "Oh no, if there's magic or any other form of strangness involved, that ALWAYS mean we have to ask-"
 * ???: The Shell Lodge Squad! (The Lodgers appear)
 * Axle: (Dubbed as Skipper) UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not again!
 * SpongeBob: Yep, again! We saw you had a little kunoichi problem...whatever THAT is.
 * Sandy: It's a Japanese female ninja method of sensually distracting the foe before striking, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (Too distracted by her eyes to have been paying attention)...Yeah, that's nice.
 * Sandy:...And I see I have my own kunoichi as well.
 * Lord Shen: Enough flirting around, please. We have business to attend to.
 * Axle: Listen, Lodgers, this is police business. Keep your big noses out of it.
 * Chief Bullington: Now, now, Axle! That's no way to talk to the Lodgers.
 * Janet: Yeah, Axle, when can you just give them a chance for once?
 * Axle: They're just vigilantes. Especially those psycohtic penguins. When I first met them, they were totally cracked in the head. Especially the one who keeps an entire amount of bombs in his stomach.
 * Rico: HEY!
 * Bullington: "May i inform you Axle that i been on your case since the Xenon fiasco, and that if you do something like THAT again, your really gonna get it!"
 * Axle: "(Growls), fine."
 * Bullington: "Anyway, theres two theifs we're having problems with A Mexican Roadrunner, and a French Poodle. We suspect, a souccer or soucceress maybe invovle with them."
 * Janet: That roadrunner was so hot, his face looks like it was carved by angels.
 * Puss in Boots: Hmm, sounds dreamy.
 * Merlin: Sounds a bit like a charm spell like the one Clare Buckington used on Twilight years ago.
 * Spyro: So how do we stop them? I'm sure we'll be affected by their charm as well.
 * Merlin: No idea. But some magicians like me and Twilight have been trained in occlumency. And I'm sure you know what that is after Twilight's story. But learning it at a high level takes nearly a week of training.
 * Sparx: Well, we don't have time for all that crap, now do we?
 * Spyro: No. We'll have to find a way to stop them by ourselves.
 * Icky: Don't worry about it, it'll be as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Icky: This'll be easy, Rarity. All I have to do is fly up there and grab Opal--(The cat shrieks, and begins clawing Icky) AAHHRRGH! UHHGH! OW! EASY, OPAL! EASY-OWCH! OW! OWW! WATCH IT, YOU ALMOST CLAWED MY THROAT! AAAOOWWW!! AOOOOWWW!! AAOOOOWW!!! AAAHHHRRRRGGGH!!! (Comes back down with Opal with scratch marks) See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
 * Icky: Okay, ALMOST as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Iago: "Uh, i am not sure if that joke was anti-catisum or not."
 * Icky: No, I'm sure Opal is okay, so it can't be ALL anti-catism, right?
 * Fidget: "I think Iago was talking about the Opal attacking you thing."
 * Icky: Oh, well...then, I guess it'll be easier than...uh...
 * Fidget: Pie?
 * Icky: Yeah, pie.
 * Pie: (Po has already made it (He didn't make it himself because of his cookie treats incident) and the kitchen is seen a mess, as well as Po looking like he's covered in ingredients.) YOU THINK THAT WAS EASY?!?
 * Iago: Much better.
 * Axle: "Are you done being Morons and are ACTSELLY gonna do something?!"
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Officer Axle. We're just having our moments. We'll catch these guys like a jellyfish in a net.
 * Alex: Of course, we'll still need to come up with a plan to catch them WITHOUT being mesmerized by their charm.
 * Lord Shen: Pfft! Their silly hottiness can't affect us. We're like rocks when it comes to who's sexy and who's not. Isn't that right, yellow one?
 * SpongeBob: (Still attracted by Sandy)...Oh, uh, yeah.
 * Skipper: Leave it to us, Chief. We'll try and catch these guys.
 * Officer Ducker: Thanks, Shell Lodgers. We don't know how life in these worlds would've been without you.
 * Axle: I can hardly believe life WITH them.
 * Chief Bullington: Axle, please, don't be mean.
 * Private: Really, Chief, those guys can't be THAT hot, can they?
 * Chief Bullington: Trust me, you'll find out when you see them.
 * Skipper:...Alright, boys, let's roll.

Chapter 2: The Lodgers Get Charmed
Down the road. This song plays
 * The Poodle is seen riding on the Roadrunner.
 * The Poodle, who was earlier reveiled as Le Fifi: "Oh Senior Larr-ry, this is a red latter day, oui? The Polici were like putty in our hands, no?"
 * Senior Larry: (Laughs) Actually, dear Seniorita, I have wings. But yes, I do agree to your statement.
 * Le Fifi: So where should we go next?
 * Senior Larry: Hold'a momento! We have company! (The van is seen flying above them)
 * Le Fifi: It's those Shell Lodgers we've been hearing about! We must retreat! HYA! (Larry picks up the pace)
 * Mr. Dodo: They're speeding up!
 * Lord Shen: Well, don't just stand there, pick up the pace! No wonder your species is extinct in most worlds!
 * Mr. Dodo: DON'T JOKE ABOUT THAT, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL WALLOP YOU LIKE A RAGDOLL! (Speeds up the van, and chases the duo, then turns on the intercom) MEEP MEEP! STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE, OR WE'LL BE FORCED TO ACT WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
 * Senior Larry: (Sticks out his tongue like Road Runner) MEEP MEEP yourselves, you incessant enemigos! (Speeds up)
 * Iago: It's a good thing we can't see them very good. LET'S FLOOR IT EVEN HARDER!
 * Mr. Dodo: This is as hard as we can go.
 * Sandy: OH, GIMME THAT! (Throws Mr. Dodo out of the driver's seat)
 * Mr. Dodo: You know, you could at least ASK a guy before you throw him out of the driver's seat.
 * Sandy: Never mind. We're NOT gonna let those crooks get away! (Pushes down on the gas, and the van goes into hypersonic speeds)
 * Le Fifi: "Sucleblu, Larr-ry! Their flying van actselly puts your speed to shame!"
 * Senior Larry: "Carumba! If only i still had my old car from el glory days!"
 * Le Fifi: Then I guess it's time for Plan B. Surrender.
 * Senior Larry: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SURRE--Oooooohhhhhhhhhh! I gotcha! (They both stop, and the Lodge Van goes right past them)
 * Sandy: WHAT THE--?!? (Stops the van, and goes back to them, and lands)...Alright, everyone. Avert your eyes! (Everyone does that)
 * Sam: Alright! (Takes out gun, and covers his eyes, then kicks the door open) REACH FOR THE SKY, DIRTBAGS! (Senior Larry uses one of his feathers to tickle him) STOP THAT! (Opens his eyes)
 * Le Fifi: HELLO THERE, HANDSOME!
 * Sam: (Gets lovestruck) WHOOEY! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS!!!
 * Lord Shen covered his eyes very hastingly!
 * Lord Shen (to himself): "I have a girlfrriend, i have a girlfriend, i have a girlfriend, i have a girlfriend!" (A gunshot is heard) WHAT?!? (Opens his eyes, but then finds out Senior Larry fired a gun in the air to get their attention)
 * Le Fifi: Hello there.
 * Lord Shen: (Attractive whistles)
 * SpongeBob: ANYONE WHO'S GOT A GUN START FIRING RANDOMLY!!! (They do that, and every time they missed)...Did we get them? (Opens his eyes, and sees nothing)...I...I think we got them.
 * Le Fifi: (From the van's roof) YOU GOT US ALRIGHT!!!
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) SO SEXY!!!
 * Icky: How're we gonna stop them? Once glance, and we're in a trance! (Laughs) That rhymes! But seriously, we're doomed. We'll never catch them.
 * Merlin: Allow me. (Uses magic to try and get them, but they both dodge each attack, and manage to knock him out) Ouch!
 * Senior Larry: (Laughs) You're SO pathetic! ANYONE ELSE WANT SOME?!?
 * Tigress: We'll take care of them. We're good at wits and cunning. (The Kung Fu masters go outside, and search for any sign of the duo)...
 * Po: Where'd they go?...Where'd they go? (Suddenly Le Fifi and Senior Larry appear in the center of their circle)
 * Senior Larry: Right here, mi amigos. (Everyone is surprised)
 * Shifu: NO! Don't look at them! Don't move a muscle!...
 * Senior Larry:...Are you serious? (Tickles them all with feathers, and they all fall flat except Shifu)
 * Mantis: Seriously, that's cheat--(They all see their faces, and Mantis' jaw drops)
 * Po: WHOA! SHE'S SO HOT!!!
 * Monkey: I get to keep her!
 * Shifu: (Still standing perfectly still)... (Then reacts by jumping right out of the way of the sight of Le Fifi) NOT SO FAST! You can't make me get mesmerized by your trickery.
 * Senior Larry: Oh, really? (Pulls his ears)
 * Shifu: AAAOOOOWWWWW!!!! (Opens his eyes)
 * Le Fifi: Greetings, fox-thing!
 * Shifu: (Gets lovestruck) WOW!
 * Mr. Whiskers: BLAST, THEY'VE OUTFOXED US AGAIN! OOH! THEY KNOW OUR EVERY MOVE!
 * B.O.B.: "These guys cheat!"
 * Icky was wearing a paper bag on his head.
 * Icky: "HA! You can't charmed me when i am wearing defence!"
 * Senior Larry: "But don't you need to see where your going, Senior?"
 * Icky: Nope. Not really. (Senior Larry rips the paper bag) Oh, you have GOT to be fucking kidding me! (Gets mesmerized by Le Fifi) WOW, SOME SWEET ASS!
 * Senior Larry: Come on, Le Fifi! Let's kick these Lodger enemigo's derrieres tango style!

Cutaway Present
 * the lougers found themselfs humiliated.
 * Le Fifi hugged Senior Larry!
 * a far distence laughing was heard!
 * Axle in spiecal glasses is seen.
 * Axle: "I must admit, you guys showed those smug vilanties! But the parties over! I made these speical anti-charm glasses i bought from a roped stranger. It's a hundred percent garretied, or my money back! How's about those app-"
 * Mr. Krabs: We're not giving up, Axle! Shell Lodgers NEVER give up.
 * Sandy: And by the way, what was that thing about those anti-charm glasses?
 * Axle: Well, I told you, I got them from a roped stranger.
 * Shifu: Who was this guy you bought those glasses from?
 * Axle: I have no idea! But why should I help you guys? You had your chance to catch them, and you failed, so I guess it's up to ME to catch them since I have the only anti-charm glasses in stock.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Uses an electronic scanner to scan the glasses) Well, not anymore. We'll just have to make some ourselves.
 * Axle: (Zaps the scanner, destroying it) I'm afraid that's not gonna happen!
 * Skipper: What?
 * Axle: Duplicating someone else's creations without permission is against the law, and is punishable by 5 years of jailtime. No exceptions.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Whoa whoa whoa! Who said we weren't gonna ask for permission?
 * Axle: What?
 * Shifu: We were gonna ask for this guy's permission before we duplicate their glasses.
 * Axle:...Oh...crap.
 * Iago: You owe us an apology, Axle.
 * Axle: And who's gonna make me do that?
 * Chief Bullington: Axle? (Axle sees him staring grudgingly at him) You destroyed their device without paying attention, and it is your responsibility to make it right. Now, you are gonna apologize to them right now, and that's an order.
 * Axle: (Shrugs) Fine, I'm sorry. But can we at least- (Senior Larry and Le Fifi are getting away)
 * Senior Larry: "THANKS FOR THE HEAD START, ESTUPIDOS?!"
 * Axle: NOT SO FAST! (Tries zapping them, but Larry was too fast, and Fifi was zapped at all due to riding Senior Larry)...DAMN IT!
 * Icky: Well, I guess we're even, now.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Scans Axle's glasses again) Now if you'll excuse us, we'll continue on our mission, find who this roped stranger is, find out how to duplicate your glasses, and take these guys out. Now, what did this guy look like?
 * Axle: "(Sigh), fine. He was skinny. His robe looked, black, and it had some, weird cobra symbolisum. I didn't see his face thanks to that giant hood of his, but his hands were always folded togather like when a chinese guy does when he haves a rope with sleves. When he did reveiled his hands when he handed over the glasses, it looked like his hands look, un-naterol, and he had, some freaky looking finger nails, like, he had a madd-peddi. Weird, cause, i think he was a guy."
 * Shrek: Hmm...who do we know who looks like that?
 * Patrick: Could it be one of the Villain League?
 * Puss in Boots: Well, if this guy IS one of the Villain League, then he/she must be the person who charmed the duo we're after.
 * Axle: And you're saying that he did that AND let me keep some glasses that I could use to defeat them? THAT'S IDIOTIC!!!
 * Tigress: We don't know for sure, Axle. What I do know is we need to find him if we're ever gonna stop these guys.
 * Axle: "I'm just saying, why would this "Possable Leager" want to help me if he/she had something to do with those 2?"
 * Kolwalski: "Maybe the glasses are more then just bless with Anti-charm magic. Maybe there's also Spy magic in those things!"
 * Axle: "Pfft, you don't have any proof."
 * Icky: "Uh, is it me, or, do those glasses almost look like what Crane's brother wore when he was duped to turn Equestia into a toxic dump?"
 * Axle: What?
 * Sandy: (Takes the glasses off of Axle) Hmm...yeah, they sure DO look like the same glasses. I guess that means Lord Cobra is involved.
 * Icky: Well, it's about time Cobra recovered from that cold.
 * Iago: I actually didn't know colds could last only an episode. It's as weird as violating the laws of Christmas.
 * Mad Scientist: (Creates a machine that turns coal into toys) EUREKA! I have finally created a device that turns coal into toys! No longer will kids whine and cry about not getting their presents after waiting for an entire year to get them due to some dumb excuse for being naughty.
 * Santa: (Comes in) Ho ho ho! What's that you got there, sir?
 * Mad Scientist:...Uh...nothing.
 * Santa: Don't play dumb with me, sir! I know it's SOMETHING!
 * Mad Scientist: Why should I tell you what it is? (Suddenly, elves come out and point candy cane guns at him) WHAT THE--?!?
 * Santa: Dr. Cranky Pants, you're under violation of Christmas rule #128958: Never criticize Santa's choices for giving or not giving. When kids are naughty, they don't deserve any presents, and they will NOT get presents from me.
 * Dr. Cranky Pants: Oh, please, my child is thinking about killing himself thanks to you. He's been waiting 306 days to get a baseball bat for Christmas, and--(Santa kicks his face into the device, and it self-destructs) NOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Santa: Take him downtown, boys! Well, not 'downtown', maybe UPTOWN! (Everyone laughs)
 * Icky: "Well that was surprisingly mean-spirited for someone who's a symbol of peace and goodwill."
 * Iago: But at least he's not like the Santa from Robot Chicken.
 * Axle: "Can we PLEASE cut the cutaway/post-moderncy crap and focus on what's going on please?!"
 * Mantis: Right. Let's at least find out what Cobra's up to. That is IF he's involved.
 * Pain:...'If'...'If' is good.
 * Spyro: Then let's go. We need to find out where these glasses came from, who owns them, and how we can use them to our advantage, and stop these two lovebirds. The fate of many banks is in our hands.
 * Kaa: Actually, not all of us have hands.
 * Lola Boa: I know I don't want hands. Especially how I winded up with that weird Monkey's Paw I found back at that Mayan Temple. It actually gave me multiple hands, and turned me into a snake-caterpillar. AYE-AYE-AYE! That Paw was some bad stuff.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Tell me about it. It almost cost me my life and Ed's.
 * Ed: (Laughs)
 * Mr. Whiskers: Not YOU Ed, THAT Ed!
 * Ed the Otter: (Eating a mollusk) Well, I technically don't know what Whiskers is talking about, but it sounded bad.
 * Sam: Nevertheless, we need to get to the bottom of why these two are very attractive.
 * Max: I wish I could've seen your face when you were looking at that hot lady, Sam. It would've been a bit funny.
 * Sam: Yeah, that wasn't funny. What WAS funny was when you were stuck in the Funnel of Love.
 * Max: Yeah, THAT WASN'T FUNNY EITHER!!!
 * Viper: Guys, stop arguing. Don't we have a mission to do?
 * Max: I thought we WERE doing it.

Chapter 3: Exposition on the Duo
diserted ally. Shell Lodge Van after they did get permission.
 * A hooded stranger watches everything from a see-through portal.
 * Stranger: "Oh just my luck THEY have to get into this! Irreguardless, that Poodle and the Roadrunner are my next in line in my latest in my long line of corrupted additions of the leage. With Dread gone, Tai Lung starting to lose his luster, Malock still hidden in the realm of obscureity ever since Dark Dragon's turncoat uprising, Cynder gone good, that idiot Alex lion never fully working out, even Shen back to basicly hating me, these simple theifs are my next in line of the perfect warriors of darkness. Though brief, i say the long awaited test run on those 2 was perfect. I must rid of them of their independent minds and that silly grudge against me if i hope to have them as leagers. I'll make those two appresiate my gift to them one way or another." (Revealed to be Lord Cobra) And this time, The Shell Losers are NOT standing in my way.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Hooks electronic scanner to computer, and activates it) Computer? Analyze data we picked up from these strange glasses.
 * Computer: Scanning unknown glasses...(A few computer sounds are heard)
 * Lord Shen:...I'm just asking, how often do you manage to find an object that could be of use to you when you're on a mission?
 * Icky: You got me there, Shen. I have absolutely no idea.
 * Computer:...Glasses identified.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Wow, that only took 10 seconds.
 * Icky: "Well, is it what we're expecting?"
 * Computer: Glasses recognized to be crafted by Olympian Gods. Glasses identified as: The Glasses of Aphrodite. These glasses have been known to protect the Gods from invasion of love and lust deities. These glasses allowed them to look at these deities without being charmed by their beauty and glamour.
 * Icky: "But i though this was Mang's work!"
 * Computer: "However. due to some interestingly modern ingredients to it, and the useage of dark magic, this may most likely be a conterfit."
 * Lord Shen: "Modern ingredients?"
 * Computer: The ingridients used to create these ancient glasses are hard to create with the use of light magic, but is much easier with the use of dark magic. It started with a normal pair of glasses, then it needed the essence of nymphs and sirens, some cloud crystals, rainbow residue, and a bolt of electricity.
 * Merlin: It takes dark magic to create these glasses quicker?
 * Phil: Yeah. Aphrodite didn't have any trouble using light magic to create them. She's immortal, so she's basically like a robot. She doesn't get tired or worn out, so she was able to complete enough glasses for the Olympian Gods in only 25 years.
 * Skipper: 25 YEARS?!? DAMN, THAT'S A LONG TIME!
 * Mushu: How did you know that, Phil?
 * Phil: Aphrodite told me herself. God, was she smoking hot.
 * Kowalski: Well, what did you expect? She's the God of love, beauty, pleasure, and procediation. (The penguins look at him) I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH THIS TRIVIA!!!
 * Tulio: Were love deities really a big problem for the gods at those times?
 * Phil: DAMN RIGHT THEY WERE!
 * Icky: "So, there's a chance this is Jerk-bra's handywork?"
 * Phil: I suppose so.
 * Icky: But that still raises a question. Why would Cobra give a pair to Axle? It makes no sense that he would give it to a cop who could arrest him with 100 volts in 2 seconds if he knew who gave it to him.
 * Tigress: "Maybe Mang had intentions to spy on us with those glasses, so when it looked like we're about to capture them, he would come in the last minute, and rescue them."
 * Po: Hmm...that is a good plan.
 * Kowalski: Well, we have the ingridients for the glasses, so let's make them.
 * Cynder: No. You heard Axle. We're not allowed to duplicate the glasses without permission. That would be like counterfeiting.
 * Kowalski: (Dubbed as Stewie Griffin) CRAAAAP!
 * Sparx: Well, (Scoffs) That's easy. We just talk with Aphrodite and ask her if we can duplicate the glasses. Then we use them to defeat the crooks, they're in jail, the Lodge wins, The End.
 * Phil: Well, talking with her in person might be very difficult. Especially since you're looking at a very hot God lady with smoking hot tits. (Gilda smacks him)
 * Gilda: Too much info, Phil.
 * Phil: I needed that.
 * Fidget: This oughtta be fun.
 * Spyro: Well, it's worth a shot. So far, there's no other way for us to get those glasses without breaking the law.
 * Icky: "Well, now that we're under way of getting spiecal glasses with permission, let's work on finding out who we're dealing with here."
 * Lord Shen: (Lovestruck after seeing Aphrodite) I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend, I have a girlfriend--OH MY GOD, SHE WAS SMOKING HOT!!!
 * Kowalski: Well, the computer gave us the ingridients, and we happen to have a lot of glasses to spare. Rico?
 * Skipper: HEY! I give the orders around our team, thank you very much! Rico? (Rico hacks out a huge pile of glasses)
 * Private: How is that even possible?
 * Iago: Now, who are we dealing with?
 * Sam: Well, we did learn the duo's names. The roadrunner was named...uh...I can't seem to recall.
 * Max: I think it was Senior Larry.
 * Sam: Oh, yeah.
 * Tigress: It took me a long time to realize that the poodle's name was Le Fifi.
 * Icky: Alright. Let's get this party started.
 * SpongeBob: Computer? Give us information on Senior Larry and Le Fifi.
 * Computer: Senior Larry Gilligan Rodriquez was a former race-car driver in Mexico who won 5 races in a single season. He was a great champ 8 years running until his big wreck 5 years ago. The wreck was said to have been caused by an unknown blast from an unknown location. The blast disabled Larry's car, and he was unable to control it. He survived, but was uncontrolly attractive, and he gained unwanted attention from alot of women, even his male maniger's wife. He was soon fired from his job, and went to a life of crime.
 * Viper: No doubt Lord Cobra is responsible for the loss of his job.
 * Kolwalski: "And his fam fatale accomplise?"
 * Computer: Le Fifi Tracey Archambeau was a former supermodel from France who's attractiveness made her rich and famous. Unfortunately, a blast of magic made her insanely attractive, and prone to volient anger. her female boss was force to fire her by relucence, and became a shame to her passifist family.
 * Skipper: Totally Lord Cobra's fault.
 * Mantis: Definitely.
 * Computer: Senior Larry and Le Fifi eventually met each other in Miami, Florida, where they discovered that they both lost their jobs because of an unknown evil sorceror. They started forming a bond with each other, and began a crime spree throughout the UUniverses robbing banks.  they are currently hatching a plan to get revenge on this sorceror and get their old jobs back.
 * Crane: Well, that explains a lot.
 * Icky: "Uh, do they honestly think they can be back on top if they rob banks? I mean, that's gonna make them infamus instead of back in the job. Their convinently same gendered bosses won't hire them back!"
 * Merlin: "It's possable the charm spell on them has a corruptive side-effect, so they are unable to get a proper sense of moral ethics."