The Seed of Fatala

The Seed of Fatala is the 39th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. With Fatala defeated for good and turned back into a normal bat living in Fluttershy's Cottage for the time being until she's brave enough to find a mate in Sweet Apple Acres, Starlight was finally free of Fem's madness and everything she commited is nothing but a bad memory now. Starlight has been since given a place to stay with Twilight in the castle. However, the next day, something unexpected happen. Starlight woke up and was discovered by Twilight and Spike that Starlight was mysteriously fatter then she was, like, at all. Then eventally, Twilight and friends confirmed that Starlight got pregnaint! Starlight was natrolly caught in disbelief and dispear, as she clearly did not recall having a stallian in her life! With the help of concerned friends, Starlight was taken to the hospital to have her exsamined. Because "conventional means" were already ruled out, the pregnaitcy was made magicly. Then it hits everyone, the last minute magic kiss by Fem before she was turned to normal was more then just actselly finally getting a kiss: it was also a preservsion of her legacy. Starlight then had to say to let the birth go through because Starlight doesn't believe in abortions, and that it would be pointless anyway due to the seed being abortion-proof. By the time the Lougers arrived, Twilight and Friends discovered that Starlight's body has buldged out, as if something un-natrol was taking place. Doctors fear the birth might not be survivable, but then, everyone was surprised that miraculiously, Starlight survived, but is extremely exhausted and weak from it, as it showed that the "Newborn" is a pony/choasied bat being hybreed with the combined mindset of Starlight's former cutie mark communistic beliefs and Fem's choatic mindset. It was rightly named "Starfem Glimala" by Pinkie. The creature proved to have the intelligence of an immortal dispite being litterally just born as it takes away Starlight after it managed to surpass and survive a rainbow power beam. Twilight feared that Starfem is more strongly portected against the elements of harmony's powers thanks to having pony-purity combined with the inhered combined magic power of Starlight's magic and Fem's magic, making her an artifically borned Equinox master, enabling her to survive against the elements. Twilight knows that just their powers alone isn't enough. They need help from the Main 5 of Lightning's group, and the barers of the element's of peace. And it couldn't've came at a better time when Starfem started to use her magic to caused a cutie-mark taking choas storm that began equilising ponies and turns anything unigte about them into blandness and sameiness. Starlight, regaining her strentgh, tried to stand up to Starfem, but Starfem proved too powerful for even Starlight herself. With everything starting to go unpleasently wrong quickly, help in the form of Sunset, Celestia, Luna, Nightus and Heavenslight, even Discord and Black Kat could be what is needed to be a true problem to Starfem. Luckly, Victor Von Creepypants joined in due to Starfem being an artifictal Equinox. Can Victor and Black Kat congure a new Equinox Master, and can our heroes stop the equilizer choas storm and ultamately closed the book on the legacy of Fem Fatala for good?

Transcript
Intro Theme (The Spiritual Machines - My Heart Wants Blood (Epic Powerful Vocal Rock Action)

Chapter 1: The New Mane Seven
An average Saterday in Ponyville. Later... Later at Twilight's Castle Cutaway Present
 * The Mane 5 are approuching Twilight's castle.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya know, we haven't really gotten to see Twilight and Starlight for awhile ever since last month. Did Twilight made her and Spike reorginise her books like she did in "What about Discord"?"
 * Rarity: "(Giggles), I find it humorious that Twilight actselly thinks spending days on end reorginising simple books is actselly her idea of entertainment."
 * Applejack: "(Gaffaws), Said the pony who fancys changing the clothes on all the maniqins with the new fastion statements of the week."
 * Pinkie: "But still, we need to be sure to give her a TV and a console system for her birthday so she can do something other then books."
 * Fluttershy was seen dressed in "Zootopia" Mercentdise.
 * Rarity: "..... Fluttershy darling..... Why are you dressed like that?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... (Sighs)...... Icky and Iago introdused her to that upcoming "Zootopia" movie Disney made...... She's gone GAGA for it ever since."
 * Fluttershy was singing with headphones on.
 * Fluttershy: "No I won't give up, no I won't give in, till I reach the end, then I'll start again!"
 * Applejack: ".... Why am I not too gosh darn surprised?"
 * Pinkie: "Wait..... How come I never heard of that place before until now?"
 * Applejack: "It's actselly one of them worlds that has extremely little interactions with the United Universes... Why, I don't think that world realises that it's not the only world in existence yet."
 * Rarity: "Do you think it's possable to introduse ourselves to them one day?"
 * Fluttershy: "(Takes off the head phones) Actselly, yes, the Lougers do indeed plan to introduse themselves to Zootopia one day."
 * Rarity: "I'm curious as to why, though. Isn't it just another semi-modern day animal world with not exactly very unigte tec levels?"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, it's because Shifu once said that there's someone extremely special in that world that makes it worthy of such attention. Someone considered something even more speical then a Princess of Heart. Someone who's said to be beyond one."
 * Applejack: "Speical beyond even a Princess of Heart? Ha! I'll believe with when I done see it."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, for mysterious reasons, Shifu didn't explain too much on accounts that, I might not take him seriously."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Can we save the subject of Fluttershy's new found fandom and go back to the subject about Twilight and Starlight being no-shows? That's always been a commen ploblem with our conversations, we change the subject too quickly?!"
 * Rarity: Yeah, I always thought they were in there because they had a lot of stuff to do. I mean, a lot of things are going on, from Cadance being pregnant, to that 100th Episode last month.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, I kinda have alot on my plate myself, so allow me to handle what's going on between those two myself. Wait up. (She flew off)
 * Fluttershy:... So... What do we do while we wait?
 * Applejack:... Yall' wanna play a board game? I'm up for some Battlecloud?
 * Pinkie: Oh, that game we played with Rainbow Dash in the hospital. Good thing I brought it for this very occasion! (They took out the game box)
 * Applejack:... Oh, yeah, it's the deluxe version from that movie that came out last year. Took Applebloom to see it, and it seemed to... Give her some great excitement.
 * Pinkie: I took Rainbow Dash to see that movie, too. She was screaming in excitement the moment she finished watching it. It was so great, she saw it 3 more times.
 * Fluttershy:... But isn't this a two-player game?
 * Pinkie: We'll have two ponies each, and we'll mix the two every round. It'll be fun!
 * Applejack: Cloud C3.
 * Pinkie: Miss. Cloud G8. (The board game lit up)
 * Board Game: (A thundering blast and a loud seagull-squawk was heard) YOU JUST DISINTEGRATED A SEAGULL WITH YOUR LIGHTNING CANNONS!!
 * Fluttershy: (She was shocked) Why have I never heard of this game?
 * Applejack: This is kinda why, sugar cube. Sorry. But don't worry, no actual seagulls were harmed. I mean, It's just a game, anyway. Cloud A5
 * Pinkie: (The game lit up as a lightning blast and a Wilhelm scream was heard)... Oh, looks like you took out a Wonderbolt elite.
 * Fluttershy:... Is there... Anything like that in the movie?
 * Applejack: Why do you think we never invited you to see it, darling? We knew you wouldn't like it. It's a bit violent. But don't worry, like the game, it is perfectly fictional. So... Go ahead, Fluttershy. Make a move.
 * Fluttershy:... Uh... Cloud... D... 2? (A light up was seen as a lightning blast and several Wilhelm screams and a crash was heard, and alien laughs were heard)... What... What just happened?
 * Rarity: You took out one of our battleclouds.
 * Fluttershy:... The crash didn't hurt anypony, did it?
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) It's just a board game, silly. Not real life.
 * Fluttershy:... Can I bail out of this?
 * Rarity: Of course you can, dear. Nopony asked you to play with us. (Rainbow Dash appeared)
 * Rainbow Dash: GIRLS! I... Hey, you're playing Battlecloud Deluxe? WITHOUT ME?!? AW, COME ON!!! ARE YOU S*YAAAAAY*ING ME?!?...Wha? What was that?
 * Applejack: That was this episodes new running gag. Instead of censored beeps, we're taking the Brony Analysis Community's censors. And that's Fluttershy's 'yay' gag.
 * Pinkie: Expect to hear it a lot since this is an episode that's bound to get some controversy.
 * Rainbow Dash:...STILL, YOU COULDN'T F*YAAAAY*ING INVITE ME TO-
 * Applejack: That kinda isn't impourent. Wasn't there something about Twilight and Starlight you should be talking about?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, well... Uh... I... (Chuckles)... It's kinda hard to explain. But...
 * Applejack: SWEET APPLE PIE!!! (They found Starlight with a plump belly) Did you eat too much cake at the wedding, dear?
 * Pinkie: "If so, then I think the cakes did TOO good of a job here."
 * Twilight: I found her making too many pancakes last month, and she's been like that for a while. I can't seem to explain it myself, but-
 * Starlight: (She feels something) OOHHHHH!! URRGGHHH!! IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING'S KICKING INSIDE OF ME!!! URRGGHHH!!! (Takes deep breaths)... What the hell is going on?!?
 * Rarity: "My sentiments exactly.... Minus the profanity alchourse."
 * Twilight: "Well, you see, just as she was about see Rainow Dash about being a personal couch, her body started to act up. I have been taking care of her and feed her cravings ever since. She also seemed to act EXTREMELY moody over it. One minute, she's happy, then mad, then sad, then fearful, then she became easily disgusted, then some more emotions! Bottomline, her emotions are all over the place! It's like she's going through the sypthoms of being pregnant!" (Everyone immediately realized)...
 * Everyone: SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!
 * Starlight: PREGNANT?!? HOW THE BUCK WOULD I GET PREGNANT?!? I never had sex with anypony! And...this doesn't seem to be the kind of pregnancy that I would expect.
 * Twilight: Well...have you been experiencing kicks?
 * Starlight:...I've never been pregnant before, so how should I know what that is?
 * Twilight: It's what we call the movement of the fetus inside, and it actually causes a few painful feelings. And pregnancy also seems to have a few other symptoms including fatigue, constipation, pelvic girdle pain, back pain, swelling, frequent urination, urinary tract infections, varicose veins, hemorrhoids, vomiting, heartburn, nausea, and breast tenderness.
 * Spike: NEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
 * Twilight: Spike, that's not funny!
 * Spike: Hey, I'm just saying that words like that can hurt the head.
 * Starlight: He's right, I got NONE of that. All I heard just almost makes me more uncertain and worried. I'm not ready for a family. I don't know who the father is.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Have you EVER had sex with anypony?
 * Starlight: Never. I don't even know how it works. To me, it's like a big hu-
 * Twilight: LET'S JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT, OKAY?!?...Now, we need to get to the heart of the problem, starting with the hospital. I'm sure they'll know how to find out what caused this.
 * Starlight: I hope so. I can't seem to move properly or act right with this unknown baby in my womb. Like just yesterday, I had the biggest meltdown of any of them, and that's saying something.
 * (Something like this happened)
 * Spike:... Starlight, did you eat my gem cupcakes?
 * Starlight: (Starts giggling hysterically, and then the giggling turns into hysterical crying)... TWILIGHT, YOU SMELL LIKE YOU HAVEN'T HAD A SHOWER IN DAYS!!!
 * Twilight: I was going to take one-
 * Starlight: (She vomits in her own hooves, and makes weird noises, and offers the vomit to Spike and Twilight)
 * Spike:... Okay, I am starting to get VERY disturbed.
 * Rarity:... Eww! Remind me to be careful around Cadance the next time we see her.
 * Twilight: Well, let's get her to the hospital. We need to find this out now.

Chapter 2: Mysterious Pregnancy
Hospital. Fluttershy's Cottage Hospital Flashback Present Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight's castle. Fluttershy's Cottage Meanwhile... Twilight's Castle Later... Hospital
 * Starlight was already in a hospital bed.
 * Doctor: "And your certain there isn't a father?"
 * Rarity: "As certain as a storybook wedding."
 * Doctor: ".... Is it possable that she was, unknowingly, well.... Raped, by a stalker late the night Princess Twilight made the dsicovery?"
 * Pinkie: "Trust me. It's not very easy to get into Twilight's castle without making noise. I mean, the doors creck like they need an oil change!"
 * Doctor: "..... Does Starlight have any.... Ex-Boyfriends?"
 * Pinkie:...I guess Sunburst might be one, but I don't think that's a possibility. The guy got married already, and I know he wouldn't cheat on Noon. Other than that, I wouldn't... Know...
 * Rainbow Dash:... What're you thinking, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie:... I think... I might know what happened. TO FLUTTERSHY'S COTTAGE!!
 * Fluttershy:... Are you sure it was Fem, Pinkie? I don't seem to recall her impregnating Starlight during our last battle with her.
 * Rainbow Dash: Plus, they're both females. How is that even possible? You saying she could've spontaneously changed into a male like those Jurassic Park raptors?
 * Pinkie: I don't know, it might have something to do with magic. Magic can do anything and you don't even have to explain it. Perhaps that could allow her to impregnate Starlight.
 * Twilight: But... That fight with her was about a month ago. You'd think she would've already felt the side-effects by now.
 * Pinkie: Again, magic, you don't have to explain it. Now let's just talk with her.
 * Fluttershy:... Alright... FEM?!?... FEM?!? (Fem appeared, still as a normal bat)
 * Fem: Oh, hey, girls. You called me about something?
 * Pinkie: (Looks suspiciously at her)
 * Fem:... Why are you looking at me like that?
 * Twilight:... Fem?... I think we need to talk to you about something concerning... Starlight.
 * Fem: Why? What happened to her?
 * Twilight:... Well...
 * Starlight: (Feeling the kicks) OOOOOHHHHH!! UHHGHHHH!! (Takes deep breath) OW! GOD, IT'S LIKE A CHESTBUSTER XENOMORPH IS ABOUT TO BURST OUT OF MY CHEST AND SING MICHIGAN J. FROG STYLE!!!
 * Fem:... (Chuckles nervously as the ponies looked at her suspiciously, especially Pinkie)
 * Pinkie: You wouldn't have had anything to do with this, would you?
 * Fem: Why would you think I did this? We're both female, and same genders can't have sex that offers the chances of babies.... Unless you can reproduce asexually and you only do sex for fun in which case-
 * Twilight: WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!!
 * Fem: Sorry.
 * Twilight:... So... Would you happen to know who did this?
 * Fem: I don't know. I mean-
 * Pinkie: I can tell you're lying, Fem. You impregnated her somehow when we fought you the last time.
 * Fem: HOW WOULD I DO THAT?!?
 * Pinkie: How about you tell us? You're the criminal mastermind, not us!
 * Fem:... (Sighs) Alright, you got me! Remember the kiss we shared before you turned me back to normal?
 * Fem: "I, am not, going down, without at least, one, final, kiss!"
 * Fem grabs Starlight and gives her a big noisy smooth!
 * Icky: "Dude!"
 * Bubbha: "That has to the weirdest thing I seen thus far."
 * Saa: "That chick's got issues."
 * Starlight levitates Fem off of her and starts spitting!
 * Starlight: "Ok, I think it's about damn time you go back to be a normal bat, Fem!"
 * (Fem): That kiss wasn't just any kiss. It was one that was supposed to carry on my legacy. When I kissed her, I magically infused my seed into her, magically turned it into a kind of male seed, and let the rest work itself out.
 * Rarity:... (She couldn't help but barf on the floor)
 * Starlight: SO THAT'S WHY I FELT A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH!! Well, other then the taste of bat spit. YOU DIRTY LITTLE BITCH!!!! I'D KILL YOU RIGHT NOW IF THIS PLUMP BULB OF A PREGNANCY WASN'T RESTRICTING MY FLEXIBILITY!!!
 * Fem: Look, now that I've changed, that doesn't mean I WANTED it that way anymore. I, wasn't myself at the time. Remember that those asshole Draconquui brothers did messed up things to me, one of them making me gay! Trust me, as a normal bat, I was born straight and I pretty much became straight again! So, no hard feelings?
 * Starlight: THEN WHY THE F*YAAAAY* DIDN'T YOU TELL ANYPONY?!?
 * Fem: I was afraid you would yell at me, like you are now. I didn't know how to break the news. I never meant to hurt you like this Star, not even when I was loopy. It's just that, again, I wasn't exactly the pinitcale of thinking straight in more ways then one, Stary. But you have to believe me, I'm way better then that now.
 * Starlight: YOU KNOW, I WAS STARTING TO THINK YOU HAD CHANGED, BUT NOT ANYMORE!!! I- (The kicks act up again) UHHHRRGGHHH!!! OWWWW!!! OWW! OWWW!! OWWW!! GOD, YOU WENT ALL FACE-HUGGER ON ME, CELESTIA DAMMIT!!!
 * Twilight: Starlight, pull yourself together! I'm sure we can get an abortion.
 * Fem: Uh, that's kinda not possible. I magically made it so that an abortion isn't possible, and that the baby would stay firmly in the womb, and pulling it out would kill her. It's gonna stay in there until it's ready to be born.
 * Starlight:... I'm going to murder you, you sick c*YAY*t! (The ponies were shocked at the language)
 * Rainbow Dash: Starlight, that's a little too far! Look, I'm sure we can figure this out.
 * Starlight: WHY?!? SHE GOT ME PREGNANT WITH A BABY THAT'S GONNA DO GOD KNOWS WHAT!!!
 * Twilight: STARLIGHT, CALM DOWN!! DON'T MAKE ME USE THE SLEEPING SPELL I USED ON THE URSA MINOR!!!
 * Starlight:... That spell works on ponies?
 * Twilight: It sooths the mind with melodious relaxing noises. Even ponies can't resist it. It's like the Jigglypuff song, only stronger. So either you calm down, or it's off to Dreamland!
 * Starlight:...(Shrugs) Fine! But don't expect me to take it easy on her. She raped me, and I am NOT going to forgive her for that! And by the by, I, DON'T, BELIEVE IN ABORTIONS!? It's more of a form of autherised child-murder then a medical proceeder!?"
 * Rarity: "Spoken like your average abortion critic."
 * Applejack: "Well I respect you value life Starlight, but some would argue that if they weren't meant to have children or because of a major medical concern that they had to stop the baby from happening. Some would argue that a certain medical concern would kill the infant anyway, and sometimes, the mother along with it, and that sort've thing makes "Pro Life" anti-abortionists look like unreasonable hypocrites! Not to mention that those such clinics do more then just abort babies, but they're also a place for screenings to see if your, well, "baby maker" is right and healthy."
 * Starlight: "Look, I am not like that AS A WHOLE! I do recindised the underappresiated and troubled benifits of that sort've thing, it's just that.... A life's a life, even if it's a product of RAPE?! It just doesn't seem fair to me as a mother to take away this child's life just because it wasn't meant to be. And besides, thanks to THIS BITCH, I can't exactly get rid of it anyway because, ya know, magic! And Choas Magic no less!"
 * Doctor: "Then that means you'll have to stay here while this takes it's course. Magical Pregnanices tend to be VASTLY unpredictable, espeically if Choas Magic is involved. We need to be able to monitor the progress of the offspring."
 * Twilight gave an understanding nod and the ponies proceed to leave, but a regretful Fem stayed behind.
 * Fem: "..... Stary, please. I wasn't myself. I was litterally a different bat back then, I-"
 * Starlight: "JUST....... Just, go."
 * Fluttershy came and gently nudge the heart-broken Fem to leave.
 * Fluttershy: "It's, better we give her time to better control her emotions. She had, a history of not being emotionally stable."
 * Fem: "..... I know..... I'm guilty of letting that happened."
 * Fem and Fluttershy left.
 * Discord: "I AM ACTSELLY SURPRISED THAT I DIDN'T PREDICTED THIS?!"
 * Death Coffin: "OF ALL THE DISGRACEFUL THINGS FOR EVEN A CHOAS BYPRODUCT TO DO?!"
 * Andre: "YOU ALMOST MAKE ME SICK TO MY STOMICH AND PUKE MY LUNCH OUT?!"
 * Le Rat's voice: "AND PEOPLE LE SAY I WAS LE DISPICIBLAH?!"
 * Stefano: "I DON'T THINK EVEN THE DEVIL'A WOULD APPROVE OF THIS?!"
 * Jerry: "THIS ACTSELLY MAKE'S LATIFIER LOOK LIKE A SAINT IN COMPAIRISON?!"
 * Cupid was cracking her knuckles as Mange growled with Louisiana.
 * Chell: "Guys, calm down, she didn't know what she was doing."
 * Tarbok: "Yeah guys, she wasn't exactly in full control here."
 * Death Coffin: "BUT IT STILL BARELY SELDOM JUSTIFY'S MAGICAL RAPE!? MAGICAL PREGNANTICES TEND TO BE UNPREDICTABLE, AND IF LEFT UNCHECK, TEND TO LEAD TO A FATAL TRAGITY!? TRUST ME, I WAS A DEATH GOD?! I SEEN PONIES AND EVEN MYTHICAL BEINGS LOSE THEIR LIFES FOR USING MAGIC TO MAKE THEMSELVES BARE LIFE!?"
 * Discord: "And let's not IGNOR the fact that SHE RAPED MY IMAGINARY FRIEND?!"
 * Midget: "Fellas, FELLAS! Like Chell said, she wasn't in COMPLETE control of the situation! Remember that Fem as a lesbian was mainly a byproduct of choas magic. In tecnecal sense, she was raped by the choas magic itself. Fem was just a convinient means to pull that off."
 * The Fem Protesters began to look at each-other in relisation....
 * Death Coffin: "..... Alchourse..... Choas Magic is an unpredictable force....."
 * Discord: "I should know. I'm chock FULL of it!"
 * Jerry: "But all the same though.... I am still upset that the last bad thing she did was the rape of a reformed troubled pony! She was lucky that Twilight was quick to notice her getting slightly plump! Who know's what would've happened had Starlight lived alone?"
 * Midget: "But still.... Fem is just as much a victim of this as Starlight. Remember that as a normal wild bat, she was born straight. The gayness was a result of a joke gone south. Heck, she was meant to still be straight as Fem Fatala until it happened. Remember that it's also tecnecally Tyranny's fault, who's now Benvolence."
 * Death Coffin: "True, but I don't think the ex-tyrant is fully aware of Fem's existence."
 * Chell: "Uh, about that.... Remember that the sister of his lover is a visiting friend of Fluttershy and how she was introdused to Fem? In fact.... News has likely reached the Hippie troupe by now and-"
 * Benvolence appeared in the cottage in green raging flames screaming his head off!
 * Benvolence: "FEM!? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! It's bad enough that I found out that my free best Draconquui lied to me about your creation AND you ended up doing horrorable things cause of me, now, NOW, I found out that you MAGICALLY VIOLATED the very victim of my desperate horniness?! My reformnation is difficult to maintain as it is, but now.... Ponies might start judging me and Sunflower because of my mistake as someone I no longer was."
 * Fem: "Now, Ben, I, I, I wasn't myself at the time! And for what it's worth, what I did, does not represent even your former life as Tyranny in anyway."
 * Benvolence: "I know that, but some of Celestia's harshest critics and the like's of Pred would seldom find it hard to believe otherwise! I bet right now, that Pred maniac's gonna barge in and threaten to kill you for what happened?!"
 * A sound of the door breaking down was heard!
 * ???: "WHERE THE F*YAAY* IS THAT BAT, FLUTTERSHY!? I AM GONNA STOMP IT INTO THE GROUND?!"
 * ??? 2: "I think Fluttershy left to Twilight's place, father."
 * ???: ".... Good. Then she won't have to watch me kill an animal."
 * Fem: "...... Momma."
 * Benvolence: "..... Oh Karma, you cruel natured mistress."
 * Pred: GET OUT HERE, YOU RAT WITH WINGS!!!
 * Chain: Uh, daddy, I think that's seagulls. She's not a seagull.
 * Pred: IT'S A LITERAL TERM!!! JUST SEARCH THE DAMN PLACE FOR THAT BAT, AND KILL THAT RAPIST IN COLD BLOOD!!!
 * Discord: Absolutely not! (Snaps, and puts them all in chains)
 * Pred: URRGGHHH!! LET ME GO, YOU CHAOTIC FREAK!!!
 * Discord: (Snaps and makes their mouths disappear) I don't want any of that ear rape you usually do during your stay here, creep! And speaking of rape, Fem was not herself when she did that. As a villain, she was trying to carry on her legacy. The evil Fem just didn't want to die, and is let this offspring continue her villainous deeds. And that's why the Mane Six are calling the Lodgers to deal with this.
 * Benevolence: Indeed. So calm down before you get into more trouble than you have before.
 * Discord: And I'm keeping your mouths until Fluttershy arrives. Because you've got a LOT of talking to do after how you tried to commit animal cruelty. And trust me, if I know Fluttershy, if she hears you tried to murder a normal bat, then she's going to be flooding the whole place with her tears. (Chuckles)
 * Benevolence: Whoa, Discord, do I sense a bit of your old self right there?
 * Discord: Oh, this is just payback after that Plunderweed dilemma. I wanna hear him cry like a woman!
 * Jerry: Discord, you are seriously not helping with that mischievous mind of yours.
 * Discord: Oh, you think that's mischievous? Watch THIS! (Snaps, and hangs them on the ceiling with fairy outfits)
 * Pred: MMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHH!!! MMMM-MMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!
 * Discord: Oh, give it a break, no one can understand you.
 * Death Coffin: "Ugh. You clearly have a bad tendingcy to relapse when you are provoked badly enough."
 * Discord: "I know. I more or less inhered it from Mayhem's side of the family, which is mostly my father's side. He, tends to be sort've, nasty when he's mad."
 * Jerry: "And CLEARLY you also need to talk with Fluttershy about that."
 * Discord: "Yes. Yes I do."
 * Icky on the communicater: "HOLY S*YAAY*T!? FEM WENT XENOMORTH REPRODUCTION CYCLE ON HER AND HAD HER PREGNANT WITH WHO KNOWS THE HELL WHAT?!"
 * Banzai: Wait, what was that 'yay'?
 * Shenzi: New running gag. Censored beeps are gonna be Fluttershy 'yays'.
 * Banzai: Well...I'm starting to like it. It's so f*YAAY*ing hilarious. I bet you could s*YAAY* my d*YAAY* pretty good. (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) You know what I'm talking about, when you sort've *YAAY* lube-up *YAAY* toothpaste in my *YAAY* while you *YAAY* on a cherry *YAAY* Episcopalian *YAAY* extension cord *YAAY* wetness *YAAY* with a parking ticket? That would be the *YAAY*ing best. (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)
 * Shenzi: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT USING THE JOKE FOR PERSONAL ENTERTAINMENT?!? Besides, we have business with a pregnant Starlight!
 * Po: "Ugh, and I thought dealing with Kai last month was gonna be the highlight of things that REALLY suck!"
 * Lord Shen: "You are sure abortion is out of the question?"
 * Applejack: "It's both impossable to do it without risking Starlight's life AND Starlight doesn't want to take the poor thing's life as well."
 * Trixie: "I, I CAN'T BELIEVE FEM WOULD DO THAT TO HER?!"
 * Icky: "Ok, tecnecally Trix, the rapist was the choas magic Fem was under an influence from, she just had the misfortune of it being a way for it to survive after it was removed."
 * Merlin: "Even so, magical reproduction is VERY DANGERIOUS! People have been known to DIE from it, or worse, bring forth an unstoppable force of destruction onto the unlucky world?!"
 * Spike: "Which is why we DEFFENTLY WOULD FEEL COMFERTABLE IF YOU GUYS WERE HERE TO SEE TO IT THAT STARLIGHT DOESN'T DIE, OR WORSE, DIES AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO WHAT COULD BE SOMETHING WORSE THEN EVEN WHAT FEM USED TO BE?!"
 * Lord Shen: We're on our way, then. Don't worry. Whatever this baby turns out to be, we're going to make sure it doesn't go on a total rampage. Lodgers out! (They hung up)
 * Twilight:...Great! Now we just need to make sure that Starlight is okay. Though we might need to lock up our homes just in case.
 * Fluttershy: Yes, and I need to check on Fem. I can't imagine how much scolding she's getting for the situation she caused.
 * Twilight: Alright, girls, let's split up. (They did that)
 * Fluttershy: (Comes in) FEM! Are you okay- (She is shocked to see Pred and his daughters still hung and dressed as fairies)...DISCORD! (Discord teleported there) Did you do this to them?
 * Discord: Well, obviously. But it's sure to prevent them from becoming a nuisance. I'm pretty sure you'd know why they're here.
 * Fluttershy:...YOU TRIED TO MURDER FEM?!?
 * Pred: (Discord gives them their mouths back) Fluttershy, dear, I can explain.
 * Fluttershy: Explain what? I should've known you'd be a factor! I thought I could trust you with this responsibility of not harming my dear friends here in the cottage! Then you...you...YOU TRY AND KILL ONE OF THEM?!?
 * Sharp-Pay: SHE RAPED SOMEPONY!!! AND THAT UNHOLY OFFSPRING IS BOUND TO BURST CLEAN OUT OF HER VAGINA, AND WREAK HAVOC ON PONYVILLE!!!
 * Fluttershy: May I ask that Sharp-Pay not talk and sabotage herself again? This is between me and Pred!
 * Pred: Look, Fluttershy, I was only-
 * Fluttershy: What? What is this supposed to accomplish? She's a changed bat now, and what she did was only what her old self had done. You simply cannot kill her for that! (Softly starts sobbing) I thought you were better than that!
 * Pred: No, no, no, Fluttershy, please, don't cry! I don't like to see you cry! I-I-I-I-I-I-I-
 * Discord: OH, SO JUICY!!! (Cackles)
 * Fluttershy: DISCORD, YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY BETTER!! *Sniff*...Fem, just come with me! I'll make sure these MONSTERS won't harm you again!
 * Fem: (Flies to Fluttershy, and she ran off crying)
 * Discord:...Hurts, doesn't it?
 * Pred: Just shut the f*YAY* up, D*YAAY*-cord!
 * Discord: Now, I suggest that you go over to Twilight's Castle, and you apologize before you and her are history!
 * Pred:...I f*YAAY* hate you!
 * Discord: I f*YAAY* hate you too, sadist! (Snaps, and sets him and his daughters free) Bye!
 * Pred:...(Sighs, and they head out) FLUTTERSHY, WAIT!!
 * Discord:...(Chuckles in victory until the other animals look sternly at him)...I know, I know, I'm a jackass! Well, for what it's worth, I say get used to it, because after how much crap he gave me, he deserved it.
 * Andre:...And what makes you think that Pred isn't going to come back for payback, amigo?
 * Discord: Then this'll start all over again. Whatever happens, me and Fluttershy win. I just wanted to teach Pred a lesson about thinking before acting.
 * Jerry:...Well...when you put it like that...I guess it would make sense that this whole payback thing would be legitimate.
 * Discord: Yeah. When it comes to being reformed, things like this are my way of teaching douche bags like Pred a lesson. Don't worry, I know Pred and Fluttershy will work this out. An incident like this can be resolved.
 * Death Coffin:...Discord, you clever bastard.
 * Discord: I know.
 * Starlight: (She still feels painful kicks) OWWWWW!!! OW-OW-OW-OW-OW-OW, OH GOD, MY PUBIC AREA IS ON FIRE!!! WHATEVER SPAWN THIS IS, IT WANTS TO GET OUT BADLY!!!
 * Doctor: You must relax, Ms. Glimmer. I'm sure the pain will go away soon enough as soon as your friends figure this out. While we've never dealt with magical pregnancies before, I suppose it's what we in the emergency room have trained for.
 * Starlight: (The kicks go out)...Oh, thank Celestia, the kicks have stopped.
 * Doctor: Yes, but not for long. Just do what you can to keep calm. Whatever is going to be born, then your friends, and maybe even the Lodgers, can surely deal with it.
 * Starlight: I can only imagine how UGLY this baby is going to be. (Thinks of several forms this baby might take including Starlight with bat wings, Fem Fatala with Starlight's head, Starlight with wings and legs, Fem with hooves, and several random forms) OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH THINKING FOR ME, I'M ABOUT TO BARF! Well, good- (She barfs in a bag) DAMN THIS PREGNANCY!!! I SWEAR, IF I EVER GET A FAMILY OF MY OWN, THIS IS GONNA BE A HELL OF A THING TO REMEMBER!!
 * Doctor: Just relax, Ms. Glimmer. You'll be fine. (Leaves)
 * Starlight:...I sure hope so.
 * Twilight: (She and the others, minus Fluttershy, appeared)...Starlight? How's the pregnancy treating you? Have you started going into labor yet?
 * Starlight: No, but the kicks are just as painful. It's like something clearly bigger than a baby is inside me. It feels like, a small child is kicking me. AND DAMN DOES IT HURT?!
 * Twilight: "(Gulp). That tends to be a commen issue with Magical Pregnantices. Sometimes, the child born from magic tend to grow more rapidly then a naturally made child. Without proper care, well.... The result's, awfully messy."
 * Starlight: "..... (Gulp)..... I think I have a good idea what you mean.... Excuse me, for a sec. (Barfs in the bag again)..... Have there been survivers from magical pregnantices?"
 * Twilight: "Yes, but a majority of them had the fetuses aborted. The number of them surviving given birth to a magic-created baby is.... Mixed. At least about..... 50-50, give or take on how quickly you caught it."
 * Starlight: "And, how fast you catch this?"
 * Twilight: "Luckly, it looked as if it was still Stage 1 terratories. Stage 2..... Ugh...... I seen what a stage two magical pregnantcy looks like from a book..... I almost puked on how HUGE the pregnant mare in the book was."
 * Starlight fought back puke!
 * Starlight: "Then, for the sake of...(holds back puke)...not having me over use my puke-bag privilages, DON'T, F*YAAAY*ING, SAY, ANYTHING!?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, we are DEFFENTLY not telling you about how the belly was so HUGE and VAINY and NIGHTMARISHLY DISGUSTING WHERE YOU CAN PRACTICLY SEE THE THING DEVELOPING INSIDE?! And in some cases, skin starts to shred and rip and-"
 * Applejack: "PINKIE, THAT'S FILLI VANILLI KIND OF BAD TALKING!?"
 * Pinkie: "..... Sorry."
 * Starlight puked into the bag for 10 seconds to the point of over-filling it?!
 * Starlight: "AND THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME?!"
 * Rarity: "Well, it, depends on how bad the magic is."
 * Rainbow Dash: "It's chaos magic, remember? In a technical sense, choas is bad, so..... Yeah, your gut's gonna be mother-bucking gross."
 * Starlight: (Barfs all over the bed)
 * Rarity: "Oh dash it all, Dash! I was trying to comfert her!"
 * Raindow Dash: "Well I was just being realistic here!"
 * Starlight: PLEASE, STOP WITH THE GROSS WORDS, GODDAMN IT!!! I DO NOT WANNA FEEL SCARED AND DISGUSTED BEYOND BELIEF!!! JUST... JUST GET OUT!!! IF YOU GIRLS AREN'T GONNA BE HELPING, YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!!
 * Twilight:... Well, she's right, girls. We haven't exactly been helping by telling her all these nasty things. We need to go. (They left)
 * Fluttershy: (She was seen drenching the room with tears as she continued crying)
 * Fem: CELESTIA'S MADE-UP BEARD, FLUTTERSHY, CALM DOWN WITH THE TEARS, THEY'RE STARTING TO FLOOD THE PLACE!!
 * Fem was splashed by some tear water!
 * Fem: "BLAH?! YUCK! Oh MAN I wish I still had magic then I would've sent these tears somewhere else! Look, Fluttershy, you know Pred, he's just always prone to things like this. I mean, wouldn't YOU feel upset if you heard that a monster raped somepony? And I know you would.
 * Fluttershy: *Sniff* Yes, but...but I wouldn't resort to killing. I'm just not made for killing. Pred wants me to hate monsters, but I consider that a term for only things that are considered unable to be controlled. And you were no monster. *Sniff* I just couldn't believe he would go that far! (Cries)
 * Fem: Oh, please, it's not like he hasn't gone THAT far before. It's what he does best, for crying out loud. His cutie mark says he's supposed to be a monster slayer, so you can't blame him.
 * Fluttershy: But you're NOT a monster! You weren't even a monster back when you were chaotic. You were just the byproduct of Draconequui. Just...just leave me alone.
 * Fem: I don't know if I can, Fluts. Your tears are all over the place. I bet it could cause some accidents with people slipping and breaking their backs. Usually when you cry, you cry like a cartoon character. Just please stop! Why, I bet Pred is on his way here to apologize. Are you really willing to not accept his apology when it comes? (A door creak was heard)
 * ???: FLUTTERSHY! ARE YOU HERE?
 * Fem:...I'll leave you two alone...mostly to save my own hide. (Flies off)
 * Pred: (He and the sisters arrived) There you are! I- (He slips on the tears) WAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Lands on his back) OWW, SON OF A BITCH, MY BACK IS OUT AGAIN!!!
 * Axe-Rella: Fluttershy, dear, do you even know how to control your tears? I mean, seriously! (They brought Pred back up, and cracked his back, restoring it despite the pain)
 * Pred: AOOOWW!!...Thanks, girls. Now look, Fluttershy, I'm sorry for what I did. It's just that...well...a monster is about to be born, and I've seen magical pregnancies before. Pony hybrid mutant witches have done the same, and I've seen how UGLY the pregnancies are. I've seen them often lead to death. Knowing that, how did you expect me to feel? That poor pony's pubic area is engorging to repulsive proportions. And you know me, dear. This is what I do. I keep ponies safe from evil non-ponies who want to threaten us.
 * Fluttershy:...*Sniff*...(Looks at Fem, who urges her to accept it)...Well...I'm sorry I reacted the way I did, Pred. I should've expected this to happen, anyway.
 * Pred: So...can you ever forgive me?
 * Fluttershy:...Yes. I can. (The two hugged)...
 * Pred: But, it didn't help that your Draconequus friend was planning for you to have that reaction just to get back at me for what happened during that Plunderweed fiasco.
 * Fluttershy:...So he WANTED me to feel that way?
 * Chain: It was probably his way of teaching us a proper lesson, but I suppose.
 * Fluttershy:... Okay, I need to have a talk with him about that later.
 * Pred: Damn right.
 * Twilight: (She and the others arrived)...What the-?
 * Applejack:... What are THEY doing here?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Takes her hoof out of a puddle of tears)...And why is this place drenched with water?
 * Fem: (Flied in) Pred tried to kill me, and Fluttershy was upset for a while. But now, they've made up.
 * Rarity:... Well, no wonder she wasn't there with us.
 * Twilight: Pred, what do you have to say for yourself?
 * Chain: "Hey give us some credit-dits! We apologiesed!"
 * Applejack: ".... Wow. Normally a conflict involving you 4 would take longer then that."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wow. You guys ARE losing your edge!"
 * Pinkie: "You guys went from bad-butts to, just bad in a sense that you started to stink."
 * Chain: "Yeah, we kinda noticed too."
 * Hidden Shadow came in.
 * Hidden Shadow: "I think we at least owe them to stay out of the way for the remainder of the problem."
 * Hidden Shadow teleports the group away.
 * Spike: "Whew! Thank goodness Pred has started to lose his edge! I think old age is starting to wear him down."
 * Applejack: "Wouldn't be surprise."
 * Rarity: "Well I like to believe that his compassion for Fluttershy is stronger then his rediculious outdated notions considering his history with her grandfather."
 * Fluttershy finally started to get over it.
 * Fluttershy: "Ok, I think I'm less cryable for the time being. So, how was Starlight?"
 * Pinkie: She's okay. Though we accidentally caused her to vomit all over the place. Seemed to explain details of magical pregnancies and the fatal and gross risks they cause.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, my. I think this episode might start getting a mature rating.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, I say they can get used to it. We'll hopefully never show a private area, even in this episode.
 * Applejack: Sure as hell hope not. We've had enough controversy as it is. What we need to do now is wait for the Lodgers to arrive so we can be prepared for whatever this new baby's capable of.
 * Pinkie:...In that case, WHO WANTS TO PLAY BATTLECLOUD DELUXE?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME, ME!! I WANNA BLAST ME SOME SHOCKER ASS!!...Which I doubt they have considering they're aliens made of pure static electricity.
 * Twilight: And I admit, that movie has gotten a big hit in the box office, and as a pony who's seen it just as many times as Rainbow Dash, I'd give it a rating of 7/10.
 * Rainbow Dash: I've had a great time playing it's video game, too.
 * Spike:...I thought ponies couldn't play video games.
 * Rainbow Dash: You can thank Eureka Corp for at least doing something good with introducing technology to this world. They have two pads with 4 colored light buttons each that are perfectly-handled by hooves. Just as good accurate use as fingers and game controllers. The game was just as good as the board game.
 * Rarity: Let's just stop talking about the movie and video and get started on the game.
 * Twilight:...Cloud E5.
 * Rainbow Dash: Miss. Cloud A2.
 * Twilight: (The board lights up as Wilhelm screams were heard and a crash) OH, YOU TOOK DOWN ONE OF MY CLOUD CARRIERS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: That's right. I'm a game master.
 * Applejack: Yeah, only at THIS game. I bet I could beat you without even breaking a sweat.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah? Next round, it's you and me! When I'm through with you, you'll be crying.
 * Applejack: I cry on the inside!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna BREAK that!
 * Applejack: (Chuckles) We'll see who cries, showoff!
 * Twilight: Cloud G5!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Her eyes engorged as the same sound from before played)...YOU TOOK OUT MY CLOUD CARRIER!!!
 * Twilight: Next time, pay attention to the game, and not on the glory.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh-ho-HO! I am SO gonna do that NOW, Twilight SAGA Sparkle!?"
 * Twilight: "Ugh..... I really wish you didn't heard Taiku say that Nickname."
 * Rainbow Dash: Because after so many statistics, I can now deduce that your last hope is on Cloud F5!
 * Twilight: Miss. (Rainbow Dash was shocked beyond belief)...Like I said, glory can make you blind...like with that Mare-Do-Well incident. And so, with MY statistics, my next move is Cloud B4! (The board game lights up as multiple Wilhelm screams were heard, and several crashes, caws, and other violent noises were heard as Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped)
 * Board Game: PLAYER BLUE WINS!
 * Rainbow Dash:...BUT...BUT I CLOAKED THOSE PIECES AS HARD AS I COULD!!
 * Twilight: I don't mean to brag, but you're talking to an expert in strategy, Rainbow Dash. Something you hardly have. I've played this game just as much as you might have, and combined with a genius mind, my strategic mind is totally superior than yours.
 * Rainbow Dash: OH, GOODY FOR YOU!! (On paper) Note to self, NEVER play Battlecloud with Twilight again.
 * Applejack: Well, I guess it's you and me, then, Dashie! You ready to whine like the sore loser you are?
 * Rainbow Dash: OH, YOU'RE ON, FRECKLE-FACE!!! (Applejack got into Twilight's spot until ship sounds were heard outside)
 * Twilight: Oh, sorry, that'll have to wait, the Lodgers are here. (They went outside to see the van landing and the Lodgers coming out)
 * Lord Shen: Alright, let's get this whole pregnancy crisis over with. Fem really screwed the pooch on this one.
 * Tito: HEY, MAN, I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, NO intentional offences to any canine members."
 * Pinkie: "Wow you guys got here quickly."
 * Lord Shen: "It's a little thing call puncuality, dear pink pony."
 * Squidward: So where's Starlight and that plump belly of hers?
 * Squidward: (Gasps) HOLY SHRIMP!!!! (They saw that Starlight's belly has gotten a tiny bit bigger and looks grosser)
 * Mushu held in his vomet!
 * Mushu: "OH I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!?"
 * Thunderclap: "WOW?! I, never knew that's even physically possable!?"
 * Bubbha: "I done don't find it natrol."
 * Po: "Is that..... PUS!?"
 * Trixie: (She, Gilda, Icky, Iago, Fidget, SpongeBob, Mushu, Shrek, Donkey, Mr. Whiskers, Banzai, Squidward, Boss Wolf, and even Lord Shen, vomited for 10 seconds) OH, SWEET CELESTIA, IT'S LIKE A GIANT TUMOR!!!
 * Starlight: WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU LODGERS CAME!!! THE BABY'S ABOUT TO BURST OUT OF MY VAGINA, AND IT'S GONNA HURT AS HELL!!!
 * Doctor: It's true. She's about to go into labor.
 * Doctor: (Sighs) I guess the janitor's getting his work cut out for him. May I advise to stop vomiting for one minute? The janitor's already complaining about it.
 * Starlight: I'M WITH HIM ON THAT ONE!! It's starting to smell here!
 * Twilight:... Has she been experiencing anything else as of now, doctor?
 * Doctor: Well, she's started urinating frequently, so we had to install the apparatuses for that. And boy, did that stuff come out HARD! The bag is almost ready to pop.
 * Iago: Please stop getting into the icky details, it's just too disgusting, even to the audience!
 * Starlight: I swear to Celestia, Fem, why did you have to put me through all this pain?
 * Fem: IT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT WAS OUT OF MY CONTROL!!! That pregnancy is putting you through more mood swings than a mental patient!
 * Twilight:... Anything else, doctor?
 * Doctor: Well... This may be a shock, but... We've checked the baby inside, and it's already at the equivalent of 3 years old. The stretch marks are telling us that her womb isn't holding together too well. I'd estimate that... (Sighs)... She's going to be dead by childbirth.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Well... F*YAAY*!
 * Twilight:... I was afraid of that. Fem, are you sure she'll survive this?
 * Fem: Don't look at me, I've hardly ever done magical pregnancies, so even I don't understand how they work. But the spell I used was supposed to be a Stage 1 magical pregnancy. It's probably because I was much larger than her, so the baby is probably going to be almost as big. So I suppose her womb is indeed going to tear open once this baby is born.
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear with teary eyes)... I-I-I-I can't watch!
 * Boss Wolf: Can't we just surgically remove the baby?
 * Fem: Again, the baby is firmly in her womb and removing it will be fatal. It'll take a miracle for her to survive this labor.
 * Starlight: OOHHH!! URRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Twilight: Is that more kicking?
 * Starlight: NO! OOOHHHHH!! IT'S STARTING TO COME OUT!! URRGGGHHH!!! CONTRACTIONS... PAINFUL... BURNING... VAGINA FEELS... TENDER!!
 * Twilight:... Well... I guess it was nice knowing you, Starlight.... Though rather brief.
 * Starlight:... (Softly starts crying) IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS!!! URRGGGHHHH!!
 * Icky: JUST KEEP BREATHING!!! Just let it out like toothpaste!
 * Gilda: ICKY, SERIOUSLY NOT HELPING!! SHE'S GOING TO DIE, SHOW SOME GODDAMN TACT!!!
 * Icky: I am!
 * Starlight: URRRRGGGHHHH!!
 * Icky: (Looks at the private area with the camera facing him)... Oh, God! That's just so gross! (Barfs)... It looks like-
 * Skipper: NO!! NO MORE COMPARISONS!!!! IF I HAVE TO HEAR ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE GROSS METAPHORS, MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE!!! RICO, DO SOMETHING TO STOP THIS PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!! (Rico hacks out a vacuum cleaner off-camera)
 * Starlight: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?
 * Rico: (Blabbers and puts the vacuum cleaner on the private area) BOO-YAH!! (Starts the vacuum cleaner)
 * Starlight: YAAAAHHHH!! (The camera goes outside the room as ponies that were passing by heard the gross and gory sounds, and either barfed or shivered in disgust)... (Starlight appeared seemingly dead)
 * Twilight:... (Softly starts crying)
 * Thunderclap: "..... Magical One, am I and my fellow dactyls permited to-"
 * Trixie: "No your not, Thunderclap."
 * Thunderclap: "Yeah just making sure."
 * Private: (Faints in Skipper's arms)
 * Skipper:... Rico, that was a little bit unnecessary.
 * Rico: At least it worked.

Chapter 3: Starfem Glimala
Ponyville Cloudsdale The Weather Factory Rainbow Refinery. Outside. Weather Factory During the song, she began making the Equility Storm as in effect, it started to effect and even wreck the foundations of Cloudsdale as the heroes noticed! By the climax of her song, all of the city of Cloudsdale turned into the main base of the slowly expanding Equility Storm!
 * The baby appeared as a young humanoid beast with two halves with colorations of Starlight, cutie mark added, and another of chaotic Fem.
 * Baby: (With a squeaky Starlight voice) GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
 * Patrick: Aww, her first word! (Banzai smacked him in the head with a rock) You're welcome!
 * Fem:... Whoa!... Not exactly how I pictured my baby to be, to be perfectly honest.
 * Doctor: And wow! She seemed to have gotten much bigger than what the X-ray showed. That means that by the next hour, she'll be fully grown.
 * Baby: (Squeaky Starlight voice and Fem's tone) That's right, my friends! (Giggles) And now that I have been born, I can carry on my mommy's legacy as Fem Fatala, the greatest chaotic villain since the Draconequui!
 * Thunderclap: "Wow. I heard of growing up fast, but this is rediculious."
 * Baby: "Now, I would like to be able to thank my birth mother Starlight to give birth to me and-"
 * The camera is still on the Baby as she made a surprised, legit concerned face.
 * Baby: "....... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Right..... Forgot. She uh.... Kinda bursted like a balloon bringing me to life. I'll fix that!"
 * The baby cartoonisticly reachs up and grabs an angelic Starlight Glimmer!
 * Angel Starlight: "WHAT THE FU-"
 * The Baby, with the camera still on her, proceeded to shoved the soul seemingly into the camera as it meant to show she is putting it back into Starlight, then proceeded to comedicaly pulled out various tools, medical or otherwise, and off-camera repairs Starlight's body!
 * The Group stares in utter bafflement!
 * Tigress: ".... Is, she....."
 * Rarity: "Yes I do believe so..... By the way, I LOVE the new attire, Tigress."
 * Tigress: "Oh.... Eh, I got tired of that old vest, so-"
 * Shifu: "Is this REALLY the time to talk about fastion statements?"
 * The Baby started to do various random things as eventally, it stopped!
 * Baby: "THERE!? SHE'S A-OK?!"
 * Twilight and the group stared in bafflement as Starlight is back to a completely normal body again!
 * Icky: "..... WOW! You brought Starlight to life!"
 * Baby: "Well, she's still gonna be knocked out for abit, but, yeah. I mean come on, she's STILL my mother, people! Duh!"
 * Shrek: ".... Well, still! We have a pretty safe assumtion that your still trouble, babe, so-"
 * Baby: "Oh please, Call me..... Wait, now that I think about it, it REALLY wouldn't be very original to name myself after my mother, so, I'm thinking of establishing my own name, something new, but still in root with my mothers. But what?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh! Maybe Femlight Fatmer! No wait! Starlight Fatala! Oh no! Wait! Fem Glimmer! Glimlight Femala! Sterfem Glimala! No wait-"
 * Baby: "WAIT! That last thing you said.... Repeat it slowly."
 * Pinkie: "OK! (Litterally in slowmotion) STTTTTTARRRRRRRRFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM GLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (Normal) Wanna hear it in fast motion? (Fast Motion) STARFEMGLIMALA?! (Normal) Oh! CHIMPMONK SYTILE?! (Chimpmonk Voice) Starfem Glimala! (Normal) I can also do Micky Mouse! (Mickey Mouse's voice) HO-HO!? STARFEM GLIMALA!? HO-HO!?"
 * The Baby stared at Pinkie, and looked at the others in confusion.
 * Fluttershy: "..... She, confuses us to."
 * Twilight: "Trust me, the best answer I can provide.... It's Pinkie being Pinkie."
 * Baby: "..... Riiiiiiiight. Anyway, now that I have picked my name with some help from the pink goof, I will be taking my birth mother (Picks up the restored Starlight), then I'm gonna find a way to make myself powerful enough to eventally restore my seed-mother to her former glory, so we can all finally be a happy family! Oh, and uh, maybe half-congure half-ravage the land of Equestia inbetween the whole thing. I'm fuzzy on the details on how to though, so I'm pretty much open to any ideas."
 * The Baby saw a book adaptation of Battleclouds.
 * Baby: "Huh? (Picks it up.) "Battleclouds"? The living buck is this crap?"
 * Pinkie: "Hey, it's not bad or anything! it's an epic story about how brave Wonderbolts stood up to a scary race of electiric aliens called the Shockers who try to congure all of Equestia by using a scary planet covering storm that steals cutie marks!"
 * Baby: "Wait..... They have a storm that steals.... Cutie Marks?"
 * Pinkie: "Well yeah. I mean, it doesn't offitcally have a name, but fans have dubbed it as the "Mark Storm". It has the power to steal any cutie mark of any pony, or pony-like creature, and renders them helpless to fight back against slavery."
 * Baby: "...... Really now? Well, this stupid fictuitive story has just given me inspiration! I will create such a storm, plus an army to serve me, based on the contents of this silly book, I will create the exact same thing that'll do more then just steal cutie marks, but will bring about the idealistic equilisum of Beak-Buck! I will call it.... THE EQUILITY STORM!?"
 * Pinkie: "..... Oops..... I just gave the baby a bad idea."
 * Baby: "Oh please, call me.... Starfem Glimala."
 * Baby Starfem Glimala took both the book and Starlight with her as she laughed as she surprisingly flew up and escaped through the window!
 * Twilight: "..... Well, Celestia damn it, Pinkie. Celestia damn it."
 * Downpour: ".... I uh.... I think we should probuly go after that kid."
 * Shifu: "..... Agreed."
 * Baby Starfem lands onto the tower of Ponyville Hall as she goes through a magical growth spurt and changes into a new appearence.
 * Starlight comes through and moans.
 * Starlight: ".... Aw, where am I? Am I, dead? (Looks at the silluetted Starfem)...... HOLY CELESTIA?!"
 * The Silluetted Starfem reveled herself as a surprisingly attractived adult verson of the previous stage of Starfem.
 * Starfem: "..... Hello..... Mother."
 * Starlight stared for 2 seconds with a twitchy shocked expression....
 * Starlight fainted.
 * Starfem: "..... Maybe, I should've handled that better."
 * Starfem snapped her fingers and summoned a bucket of water that pours onto her and wakes her up screaming!
 * Starlight: "COLD!? COLD?! WHAT, AM I SUDDENLY DOING THE ICE BUCKET CHALLNAGE?!"
 * Starlight saw Starfem again!
 * Starlight: "OH GOD!? HOW, DID I MANAGED TO BIRTH YOU OUT?! AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE!? Admitingly though, dispite being an athormorthic two-colored bat-pony hybrid, you actselly came out surprisingly nice, yet still... Freaky..... But seriously though, HOW DID YOU CAME OUT OF ME LIKE THAT AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE!? I, SHOULD BE A HIDIOUS GORY MESS?!"
 * Starfem: Firstly, I was smaller then the gorgious new form you see now. Secondly, you wouldn't think I'd leave you a disturbingly-disgusting mess, did you, mother? I magically healed you. I knew there was still a chance you would still be alive, so I took advantage of it. So, I'm going create a planet covering storm called the Equality Storm to steal all the cutie marks from every pony in Equestria, and use them to control as many ladies as I want.
 * Starlight:... THAT'S CRAZY!!! How are you gonna create a planet covering storm that steals cutie marks?
 * Starfem: Oh, I can do it. I'm a being of chaos! I'll even create an army of Shockers to serve me.
 * Starlight:... Oh, God, you're going Battleclouds on Equestria! GOD, that movie was too violent for my tastes!
 * Starfem: Exactly! I'll have as much power against mares as I want, and the armies necessary to do it. Soon, mother, you and my seed mother will be by my side to continue the legacies you two had. We'll be unstoppable!
 * Starlight: "You realise alchourse that Fem is no longer like that anymore, right!"
 * Starfem: "Well duh, I may've been born litterally a few moments ago, but I'm NOT an idiot. My seed mother is.... Clearly not herself right now. But fortunately, as currently powerful as I am, when I make my Equility Storm and my Shocker army, I'll become strong enough to even reverse the likes of an elemental change! I'll restore the family that was taken apart! I-"
 * Starlight entered a battle-pose and aimed to zap Starfem.
 * Starfem: "....... It would appearently seem that I have parental issues..... Wow. I am only an adult for like, a few minutes and already I am about to enter my first conflict with one of my mothers..... I'll cherish this moment."
 * Starlight: "You know I can't let you go through with this!?"
 * Starfem: "(Scoffs), No surprise your not exactly true to the Cutie Mark Communist spirit. Admitingly though, some brony critics say that it's not really true communisum. If anything, it's considered more akin to a cult then-"
 * Starlight: "Yeah well, it far too establish in this series canon to correct it now. But seriously, I am not LIKE THAT anymore! What I thought was bringing true equility was nothing more then an attempt of needless world conquest."
 * Starfem: "Oh conquest is REALLY suggestive. One person sees it as conquest, some different people see it as liberation."
 * Starlight: "Those kind of people are either deludional, or live under false-hoods."
 * Starfem: "Still suggestive though. I mean, like, one man's called a traitor by one, then called a liberator by another, a rich man can be a thief of a philanferfist. One can either be a crusader or a ruthless invader. It's a matter of what can best stick to a person can be able to persist better."
 * Starlight: ".... Are you even making sense now?"
 * Starfem: "Choas magic, mother. It doesn't make sense. It generally isn't suppose to."
 * Starlight: ".... Well, as your birthing mother, I forbid you to-"
 * Starfem: "Forbid me to what? Just trying to reunite a family that was robbed of being such? Just because my seed mother got abit, carried away? I, was borned with automatic knowledge of what became of seed mother. You have, any idea, how difficult it would be for me to funtion under devorced parents?"
 * Starlight: "But, your kinda already an adult."
 * Starfem: "THAT'S BECAUSE I WAS BORN UNDER A MAGICAL PREGNANTCY?! WE TEND TO LITTERALLY GROW UP FAST!? But by all means, I'm tecnecally still 0 years old! Your just lucky you don't have to worry about diaper care and putting up with my teen angst and rebelion."
 * Starlight: ".... Well, yeah, you are just born, so... I, can see on how that's an issue for you. But, as a mother, I felt it wouldn't be proper of me to let you make a bad exsample of yourself by creating a cutie-mark stealing planet covered storm with an army of fictional aliens serving you!"
 * Starfem: "Well NEITHER IS ABANDONING YOUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER!? Isn't that like, HOW SUNBURST, ALBEIT UNKNOWINGLY, ABANDON YOU IN CHILDHOOD TO GO TO AN OVER-GLORIFIVED MAGIC SHCOOL!? DON'T YOU THINK, I'LL END UP BEING WORSE IF I DON'T HAVE NEITHER SUPPORT OF MY OWN MOTHERS?!"
 * Starlight: "I, I, I...... IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THEN THAT TO TRICK ME?!"
 * Starlight attacked, but Starfem leaped up and actrobaticly spinned around and got behind a surprised Starlight.
 * Starfem: "... I guess sense will have to be, KICKED, INTO YOU?!"
 * Starfem kicked Starlight straight into a building?!
 * Tiara's voice: "AW, COME ON!? IT WAS JUST RECOVERED FROM WHEN THE BUG ANIMALS ATTACKED?!"
 * Starfem jumped and fast-flipped torwords the ground and flew torwords the wreakage.
 * Starfem: ".... Aw come on now, Birth Momzy. Seed mom saw good protainional in you for a reason. You can CLEARLY do better then tha-"
 * Starlight: OH, I CERTAINLY CAN!!! (She glows in cyan-blue magic energy as she flew as fast as Rainbow Dash and blasted rapid-firing blasts at Starfem, but she jumps high into the air and opens her wings, then fires similar blasts which Starlight teleports away from, and then she teleports behind her and kicks her into the ground) HOW'S THAT FOR A PROPER SPANKING?!?
 * Starfem: (Crawls out of the rubble) Oh, I'm like steel, figuratively speaking. Even something as parent-like as THAT can't stop me that easily. But I have the power of a THOUSAND spanks! I didn't want to harm my own mother, but you leave me no choice! KAAA...MEEEE...HAAA...MEEEEEE...
 * Starlight: Oh, come on, if I had a nickel for every time that magic spell was used in this series-
 * Starfem:...HAAAAAA!! (Blasts a powerful energy beam)
 * Starlight: YIPE, KAMEHAMEHA!!! (Fires the same magic blast as they got into a beam lock)
 * Starfem: (She is able to overpower Starlight's beam, and render her falling to the ground unconscious)... It's clear your not yet ready to be part of a family again. I'll give you some time to reconsider. In the meantime, I'm gonna commit to a plan to enable me to have all the cutie marks and chicks I can ever have. (Giggles) Bye-bye, mommy! (Flies off)
 * Starlight:... Owwww!! (Twilight and the Lodgers arrived)
 * Applejack: Starlight, are you okay?
 * Starlight: HELLO, APPLEBLOOM! Have you done your homework, because if you don't, Applejack will KICK my ass!
 * Applejack: (Sighs) That babysitting was about 2 weeks ago, Starlight! Are you okay?
 * Starlight: Well, vagina still feels tender and pumping in pain. Other than that, the only thing that beating did to me is that I am now feeling crazy now that I'm the mother of a chaotic maniac... And now the vaginal pain hurts even more.... Owwww!
 * Icky: Try holding an ice pack over it. It's what Girl Sora here does when she-
 * Girl Sora: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION THAT!!!
 * Applejack:... Wait, ain't you a child?
 * Girl Sora: Well, actually, by this point in the Digimon show, I'm all grown up. But in this show, I'm supposed to take the form of a child. I still... Have visits from my Aunt Flo every once in a while, though.
 * Patrick: You don't have an Aunt Flo. (Squidward whispers something in his ear)... Ohhhh... I don't get it. (Squidward face-palms himself)
 * Icky:... Bottom line, your privates should feel good with some treatment. You should lay down until we can figure out a way to stop Starfem.
 * Starlight: "She's fairly powerful, guys. I just had my rump handed to me."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh it's SO nothing the elements can't fix!"
 * Twilight: "Well there's STILL the matter of finding her."
 * Rainbow Dash: "She wants to create a storm, right? And what's the best storm capital of Equestia? Two words. Cloudsdale!"
 * Phil: That's only one word. (Everyone looks at him weird)... What?
 * Applejack: "And that weather factory was going smoothly after the LAST time someone messed with it's weather!"
 * Cynder: "Let's get to the van and take to the skies!" (They all entered the van and took off for Cloudsdale)
 * Starfem: (Flies there and reaches the weather factory)...Hmmph!...So many equipment! It's gonna take me a while to figure this out. Thankfully, I kept the book. (Opens the book up.) Ahh, here it is... The Shockers made it with the use of a weather meltdown of the weather factory combined with nuclear rainbow waste and chaos magic.... That's it? Just rainbow waste and chaos magic? Peh, that's too easy! I got the chaos magic and the factory.... But where the living junk am I gonna find any rainbow by-product.
 * Starfem looked up to see several signs on the wall, one of them with a rainbow on them that read "Rainbow Refinery".
 * Starfem: "..... Lovely. But first I should take care of these stupid-minded horses. (Teleports inside of a speaker) Attention all weather factory personnel. There appears to be a water leak in the factory room. You are authorized to repair it as soon as possible. (The ponies went off, leaving the office empty as Starfem waited until they all left as she teleports out and proceeded to follow the signs.
 * The Rainbow Refinery seems empty due to the workers being sent away to fix the fake problem.
 * Starfem appeared in it.
 * Starfem took a hand full of the Rainbow Lidquid and took a brief sip.
 * After a minute, she started to cartoonisticly react to it as various sounds are heard as she changed into random colors!
 * Starfem: "BLAH!? EW!? YUCK?! A Skittles factory THIS IS NOT?!"
 * Starfem eventally regained her composure.
 * Starfem: "Now.... To figure out where the Rainbow Waste is kept." (She flies across the refinery searching for it)...(She finally finds a hazard sign that says 'Caution: Dangerous Rainbow Byproduct, Dispose When Full')...(Giggles sinisterly as she flies up and sees the brewing rainbow waste)...Equality and women, here I come!
 * The Group arrived to Cloudsdale.
 * Rarity: "Pardon my questioning, but, how is she gonna make a storm based on a completely fictional one? Shouldn't a storm like her "Equility Storm" be impossable to make, even with the Cloudsdale weather factory?"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) CLEARLY you need to see the movie in order to figure out how she's going to pull this off. Creating rainbows requires more than just the rain, sun, and the materials needed for that to happen. The materials have to be pigmented and synthesized by crystals in order for the color to actually be visible in the sky.
 * Icky: You are making no sense here. Rainbows occur when light from the Sun shines on rain droplets. Since when do MATERIALS make them up?
 * Rainbow Dash:... You're asking an Equestrian pegasus who controls the weather AND it's natural elements THAT of all things? Don't you remember that WEATHER CAN'T RUN ON IT'S OWN HERE?!? Without Gods, we need to do all the work. Have you even been paying attention to THAT?!?
 * Icky: Sorry, Dashie, I was just confused at how rainbows worked here since... You know... Everything you just said.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's not our fault weather doesn't run all by itself here. Rainbows are something that was controlled by the Weather Alicorns as well. (Icky was about to say something) AND NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF HARVESTING COLORS LIKE IN THAT SCARY FANFICTION!!! ESPICALLY, NOT HOW IT WAS DONE?! Good GRIEF, does that story make me sick?! Color is synthesized by solar-powered energy crystals. These crystals produce all the colors through the logic of the light spectrum. Then rain and the Sun work together to make these barely-visible color products visible. Once it wears off, the colors expire, and become a nuclear-like waste that is disposed of through smokestacks that are one of the many factors that bring color to this world.
 * Icky: EVEN COLOR IS CONTROLLED HERE?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: EVERYTHING in nature is controlled, duh! No Gods, no natural forces.
 * Private:... So... What are the other things that aid in the color here?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's hardly understood, even for us. All we know about it is the byproduct that we pump into the world to give it it's color. But in the Battlecloud movie, the Shockers had mastered chaos magic. And with it, they combined chaos and the rainbow waste together, and the instability caused a chain reaction that made all the weather in Equestria out of whack. The chaos magic used had started to steal cutie marks from ponies, and-
 * Icky: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there for a second. We know what Starfem's going to do, but... Why exactly were the SHOCKERS so interested in cutie marks? I mean, it can't be for the same reason as Starlight. All cutie marks do is identify talents and identities. What does stealing them accomplish for them in the movie?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, the Shockers in the movie were mainly stealing them to keep ponies from fighting back. It, doesn't have anything to do in being akin to Cutie Mark Communis.... Well, it doesn't have anything to do with being like Starlight. The Mark Storm only stole cutie marks and left them blankflanks so they are automaticly slaves to them and their evil overlord. Overlord Bzaeza-Zappi-Zapadoo."
 * Silence.
 * Icky, Iago, Thunderclap, The Raptors, and the Hyenas laugh uncontrolablely at that!
 * Icky: "THAT'S the name of the main villain of the film?! WHY, DOES THAT GUY HAVE SUCH A STUPID NAME!?"
 * Bagheera: If I had a nickel for every time we've heard a villain or character with a hilarious name, I'd be able to pay for groceries.
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... It's because the Shockers only speak in Zapainese."
 * The Laughers laugh louder!?
 * Icky: "ZAPAINESE?! AND THOSE GUYS ARE SUPPOSE TO BE SCARY TO YOU!? What does this dorky-named butt-hole look like anyway?"
 * Rainbow Dash held a poster for the film that showed Bzaeza as a horrifying caped and armored electic monstrosity with a plug-like crown and firing a lightning blast.
 * The Laughers stared in shock.....
 * Icky: "..... Why the f*YAAY* do you ponies keep having SURPRISINGLY HORRORFYING VILLAINS!?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well luckly for you, THIS dude's just a character from a movie. As I was saying, the Shockers were more about depowering us ponies then anything Beak-Buck had in mind. But if they were to be made real by Starfem and were altered to embrace the ideals of Beak-Buck, we're talking about a Shocker invasion of a totally different scale!?"
 * Melman: "Yeah, uh, I vote we stop the freaky bat lady before he's allowed to MAKE THE SCARY ELECTRISITY PEOPLE REAL?!"
 * Twilight: "I would be more worried about the Equility Storm all the same. We got to get into THAT factory!?"
 * The Van zooms past the residental areas of Cloudsdale and heads torwords the factory!
 * Tigress:... Another question, Dash? What exactly can the Shockers do, and what are they capable of?
 * Rainbow Dash: You mean besides the obvious electric powers being that they're beings of pure engery? Yeah, they have cannons that can literally shoot lightning that fires an explosive projectile that can strike with the force of a warhead. It's like lightning weaponized. It can even destroy this van in a single shot.
 * Po:...I just peed a little.
 * Lord Shen: So they have their own version of my cannons?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, they make your cannons look like pea shooters. They strike at the speed of sound, and they make a thundering ear-shattering noise. A noise like that can temporarily deafen you. Unless you are used to loud noises like the ones from explosions, you're pretty much screwed with those cannons even when it doesn't hit you. It functions as a cannon AND a flash bang grenade.
 * Squidward:... Okay, we need to stop Starfem! I am NOT gonna deal with THAT kind of firepower!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, that's just the beginning of what the Shockers are capable of. As beings of pure electricity, they can travel through power cables or manipulate machinery. They naturally launch electricity that can deliver stunning or fatal shocks. You have ANY idea what even a single elite can do to a Wonderbolt? IT'LL BLOW YOU TO PIECES!!! Unless you have the necessary protection like the experimental Shocker-proof insulator suits, a blast from their power can kill you in an instant. Trust me, the Wonderbolts in that movie had a hard time defeating Bzaeza's forces.
 * Fluttershy:... (Starts shivering in fear and hides underneath a seat)
 * White Rabbit:... So... How would one be able to defeat a Shocker?
 * Rainbow Dash: "They had two weaknesses. They can't afford to be near an electical current FAR stronger then they are, we're talking like, a generator powerful enough to power an entire galaxy strong, and they're not very fond of water."
 * Shifu: "So they fear water and stronger electical currents?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Pretty much."
 * Icky: "..... THEN WHY THE F*YAAY* ARE THEY MESSING WITH A PLANET MOSTLY FILLED WITH ONE OF THE VERY THINGS THAT CAN HURT THEM?! HONESTLY, THESE SHOCKER D*YAAAY*WADS ARE AS STUPID AS THE ALIENS FROM SIGNS!?"
 * Rainbow Dash: That's what waterproof armor is for. To keep them from being affected by the rain, they need to wear armor that keeps them from getting wet. But put them in a body of water like an ocean, and even their armor can't protect them from that. The armor is pretty strong, too. It's even capable of reflecting their own lightning cannons. (The Lodgers all dropped their jaws)
 * Boss Wolf: THEIR ARMOR...CAN DEFLECT PURE LIGHTNING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: The armor is made out of an insulator alloy with elements that don't exist in the periodic table. The armor is flexible and durable at the same time, and protects 96% of the Shocker elite. As for Bzaeza, his armor is royal armor, specifically designed for the greatest protection of 99.6%. Hopefully, Starfem won't think about making a leader Shocker because there could be a risk that the Shockers would go independently with their own leader.
 * Iago: Well, that's good to hear.
 * Tigress: Does the armor have any exploitable-
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, I'll explain later. Right now, we have business to attend to. Like, stopping Starfem from getting away with this sabotage.
 * Applejack: Oh, sure, it ain't like she's the ONLY one who sabotaged a weather factory for personal gain.
 * Rainbow Dash: Shut up!
 * Icky: "By the way, I'M STILL SURPRISED YOU GOT AWAY WITH THAT FOR THIS LONG!?"
 * Starfem stood dramaticly and was poised to create her Equility Storm as music played.


 * Starfem: "BOOYAH!?"

Chapter 4: The Equality Storm/Rescuing Starlight
Back to the Heroes. Canterlot Darkspawn Museum. Black Kat's location. The Reforming Monastairy. Twilight's castle. Ponyville Fluttershy's Cottage Meanwhile... The Equality Storm Twilight's Castle Elsewhere. Elsewhere. Shell Lodger Van Back at the caverns. Meanwhile... (This played) Meanwhile... Cloudsdale Fortress
 * The Ponies of Cloudsdale began to panic as to what befell their city!
 * The Wonderbolts arrived!
 * Spitfire: "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
 * Soaren: "WHAT HAPPENED TO CLOUDSDALE!?"
 * ???: "SPITFIRE!?"
 * Spitfire gasped to see her mother lost, scared and confused in the vioitile Equility Storm!?
 * Spitfire: "MOTHER?!"
 * Spitfire charged to save her, but suddenly, electic beings began to rise and screech, surrounding Spitfire's mother!
 * Spitfire: "(GASPS!?)..... No..... It can't be...."
 * Fleetfeet: "OH MY GOD, SHOCKERS ARE REAL!?"
 * Shockers hiss and surround Spitfire's mother, who grew more and more scared!
 * Shocker 1: (Makes language-like zapping noises)
 * Shocker 2: (Makes same zapping noises)
 * Spitfire's mother: "What the HELL are they talking like that for!?"
 * Surprise: "IT'S ZAPINESE FOR THEY ARE PLANNING TO TAKE YOU TO THE EYE OF THE STORM SO IT'LL TAKE YOUR CUTIE MARK?!"
 * Spitfire:...How do you even know that language?
 * Surprise: What? I read.
 * Spitfire's mother: "..... Oh, s*YAAY*."
 * The Shockers grab her, as she screams for help!
 * Spitfire: "MOTHER!?"
 * Spitfire charges into the rescue!?
 * Spitfire: (They blast lightning bolts at her, but she dodges them) OH, SWEET CELESTIA, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO BE MADE REAL?!? (The Shockers fired their lightning blasts until they finally struck her as she started falling, and the other Wonderbolts caught her and were able to get her to safety before the Shockers could get to them)
 * Shocker #1: (Zapinese: "Forget them! They are too weak without their leader.")
 * Other Shockers: (Zapianese: "Yes, Commander!") (They flew off, and more Shockers appeared from the clouds and began enslaving pony after pony, and the Wonderbolts themselves were rendered too weak and helpless to fight)
 * (Starfem): (Giggles menacingly) You mares are mine to play with now that I have turned fiction into REALITY! My equality storm is going to suck you ponies dry of your cutie marks, and make you my very own to love! (Giggles)
 * Shockers: (They zap-talked)
 * (Starfem): Oh, thank you, thank you! You're too kind.
 * Spitfire looked weakly as her mother was dragged away by Shockers.
 * Spitfire: "..... Mother....... (Sheds some tears)..... No......"
 * The Van was seen.
 * Patrick: "..... Well this could've ended alot better."
 * Starlight: "We can still stop this! The sooner we get to Starfem, the quicker this all goes away!?"
 * Starfem teleported into the van to everyone's shock and surprise!
 * Starlight looked behind her and yelped!
 * Starfem: "Hi Momzy! Did you came to see what your daughter has done?"
 * Starlight: "FYI, I AM CAME TO TELL YOU THAT I AM UNIMAGINATIVLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU?!"
 * Starfem: "(Scoffs), Yeah, the whole you being good thing, it's not working out. You are litterally nothing but anger. Espeically how you yelled at seed mother like an angry brute for just wanting a family."
 * Starlight was finally caught in a position where she can't argue against Starfem anymore.
 * Starlight: "..... I, I thought I was gonna die at the time, I.... I-"
 * Starfem: "Death anxity is hardly a REAL excuse for what you said to Seed Mother! Now what kind of an exsample that sets to me?"
 * Starlight: "I..... I...... I....."
 * Twilight: "I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU MALMITULATE STARLIGHT BACK TO BEING EVIL!?"
 * The Main 6 powered up into their element forms!
 * Starfem: "..... I'll be back with you in a minute, mother. (Gently puts Starlight beside her). You wanna blast me with your fancy smacy rainbow powers, girlies? Then lay it on me. (Gains the patterns of a target) I'm an open target, (Summons a giant duck) ON A SITTING DUCK, (Three digital signs that said Easy, Normal and Hard are seen above her) I am set to EASY MODE, BABY!? COME, to mama."
 * Trixie: "(Wispers) Is Trixie the only one who thinks this is suspitiously TOO easy?"
 * Shifu: "(Wispers) Indeed. Something isn't right."
 * Twilight: "It looks like you just sealed your fate, Starfem."
 * Lord Shen: "GIRLS, WAIT!? IT MIGHT BE SOME SORT'VE TRICK!?"
 * Patrick: But Lord Shen... Trix are for kids!
 * Lord Shen:...(Slaps him) I MEANT A TRICK AS IN DECEPTION, YOU F*YAAAY*ING SIMPLETON!!!
 * The Mane 6 fired their rainbow powers and seemingly OBLITERATED Starfem!
 * The Lights began to clear up.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Huh. I am amazed that the van survived that blast."
 * Missing Link: "Well duh! Our van's not a threat to Equestia.... At least, under Dodo's driving, not intentionally."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Oh hardy, har-har!"
 * Pinkie: "Yeah the elements didn't hurt the van Shen, cause that would've been stupid if the elements could actselly hurt the van when it's not being a real threat. Very unlike-"
 * When the lights cleared, Starfem is seen completely fine and enjoying a nice drink.
 * Starfem: "..... So, are you gonna start yet?"
 * The Mane 6 gasped!
 * Boss Wolf:...WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 * Pinkie: ".... Did we accsidently set the elements to "do absolutely nothing" mode?"
 * Rarity: "I'm pretty sure it doesn't even HAVE modes, Pinkie darling. Something's OBVIOUSLY very out of order here!"
 * Twilight: "..... How...... HOW, DID THAT NOT HURT YOU!?"
 * Starfem: "(Giggles). Because I have a secret that protects me from being harmed by pure cleanzing power."
 * Pinkie: "But your pretty much the bad guy of this episode. How did you managed to not get, A), Banished to the Moon/Tartarus, or B), turned to stone?"
 * Starfem: "Now it wouldn't be very fun if I outright told you. So I'll give you a subtle hint. The best way to defeat a powerful pure cleansing spell.... So to already be something it would've already done."
 * Kolwalski: "(Was using his calulater).... According to my calulations, everyone. It seems her half-pony nature has given her some kind of, protection against being harmed by the elements!"
 * Starfem: "Ohhh, very good! Now, you can finish it."
 * Trixie: "Are you saying that her pony-side has.... Has...."
 * Mane 6: "PURITY?!"
 * Starfem: "BINGO! The pony purity I inhered from my mother has protected my seed mother's side and the rest of me from being too stupidly beaten by a rainbow attack like litterally so many others. Not only that, but I am a master of BOTH Orderly unicorn magic (Her Pony-side makes a tamed magic ball), and CHOAS MAGIC (Her Fem side made a wild and disorderly ball), and togather, I am something greater then BOTH CHOAS AND ORDER!? I AM A BEING BEYOND EVEN LIGHT AND DARKNESS!? I, AM AN UNSTOPPABLE COMBINATION OF THE TWO!? I, AM...."
 * Twilight gasped!
 * Twilight: "Your..... Your...... YOUR AN EQUINOX!?"
 * Starfem: "EXACTLY! Thank you by the way, I was hoping you would get the name for combined light and darkness magic."
 * Twilight: "..... You are an even bigger problem then we anpisipated! You are borned an Exquinox user!? You are dangeriously without Balenceo?! Without it, your darker side will slowly make you worse and worse?!"
 * Starfem: "Are you kidding? My pony purity is too strong for that kind of inconvinence if it can handle your cleansing abilities just fine."
 * Iago: That's what they said about Sopony, but no amount of pony purity can protect her from the affects of morality illness.
 * Lord Shen: The imbalance, or lack there of in your case, of Balanceo is no different. It can make you drunk on power. It's a conflicting process that causes a feedback loop that can lead to serious consequences. Darkness is much stronger than light, and therefore loops like that can mean it will take over much quicker. Unless this is balanced out, the darkness will completely wipe away the purity and... Since ponies are supposed to be entirely pure... Then... She's gonna be in some serious trouble.
 * Rarity:... Define "serious trouble".
 * Kowalski: (Calculates with his abacus again) Well, it's inconclusive. Even with Sopony, we've never exactly seen an Equestrian pony without purity. But I have a theory. It might be as bad as King Sombra. Or perhaps that multiplied times 10. Either way, she's clearly far more problematic then even your average case of magical pregnantcy creations.
 * Starlight: Then we'd rather not take the chance to figure it out. We must stop you!
 * Starfem snapped her fingers.
 * Suddenly, the engines of the van starts going out
 * Skipper:... Uh... Kowalski? Analysis!
 * Kowalski:... I think... Starfem has magicly turned off our engines. I think we may be going down.
 * Starfem: (Giggles) Good luck with that one. As for you, mommy, you're coming with me! (Magically restrains Starlight) Bye-bye! (They teleported away as the van started plummeting and everyone inside started screaming)
 * Skipper: Engage emergency landing procedure! (They thrusted the van forward as it paved the ground, slowed down, and stopped)...
 * Lord Shen:... I CURSE YOU, CHILD OF FEM!!! YOU DAMAGED OUR VAN!!!
 * Icky: "I think the van getting trashed is offitcally the least of our problems."
 * The Equility storm is seen slowly but surely spreading torwords Ponyville and Canterlot.
 * Spyro: "We have to warn everyone before that storm renders them helpless against Starfem!?"
 * Mr. Dodo: Don't know how we can do that in time, I'm afraid, even if some of us can fly. By then, the storm would've already reached the areas.
 * SpongeBob: CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAAAAAAAAP!!! WHAT'LL WE DO, WHAT'LL WE DO, WHAT'LL WE DO?!?
 * Sandy: (Slaps him) GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF!! We'll figure this out!
 * Twilight: But how?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that storm is coming in hot. Judging by the cloudographics, I feel that it'll hit Ponyville in about...an hour.
 * Fluttershy:...Okay, Fluttershy, don't panic! (The camera goes into her head as 5 colored versions of herself panic crazily in an Inside Out parody)
 * Fear Fluttershy: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIII-HII-HII-HII-HIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!! (They continued panicking)
 * Fluttershy: (She was seen drooling and phased)
 * Pinkie:...Fluttershy?...Hellooooo?...(Gets a bucket of water, and splatters it on her)
 * Fluttershy: ABBLLURBLAHH!! (Coughs)...Thanks, Pinkie.
 * Rainbow Dash: WE'RE DEAD!! ALL DEAD!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! DEAD PONIES BE WE!!! WE'RE GONNA- (Pinkie splashes water on her) ABLURBLA!!!... Thanks.
 * Lord Shen: So... How are we gonna take down these Shockers? A powerful source of electricity is out of the question, so...where are we gonna find a body of water?
 * Boss Wolf: Very little water than I can find. And rain can hardly help us with that armor they have.
 * Skipper: So, what do we do if we can't warn the ponies in time?
 * Kowalski: Well, sir, with our van down, only a few of us that can fly, and 1 hour before the storm wave arrives, that pretty much limits our options.
 * Skipper: I make my own options! And I say we think straight! I bet the communicator is still up so we can contact Celestia.
 * Icky:...I was gonna say that.
 * Kowalski:...Well...we sure feel stupid.
 * Po: In our defense, we thought it would've been damaged, and getting to the one Twilight has would take a while.
 * Twilight: Uh, dude, my castle isn't that far, and we can teleport.
 * Patrick: Wait, why can't we teleport to every city and warn everyone?
 * Twilight: Remember the tickle flaw of teleporting rapidly?
 * Merlin: She's right. Teleporting rapidly seems to increase the sensitivity of touch sensors through the nerve fibers being extremely active after recovering from the teleportation. If the teleportation keeps up rapidly, usually up to 15 times, this activity increases the sensation of the skin, and causes ticklish sensations.
 * Icky/Iago/Skipper: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!!
 * Merlin:... (Sighs) Teleporting makes your skin more tingly the many times it goes. It's like the tingling feeling when your foot's asleep.
 * Icky/Iago/Skipper: Ohhhhhh.
 * Merlin: Point is that teleporting is out. I say we use the communicator in the van. If it's too damaged, we teleport to Twilight's castle, and use the communicator there.
 * Gloria: THAT'S a plan!
 * Icky: "Ok, someone's gonna have to check the van communicater first before we do anything."
 * Lord Shen: Allow me. (He goes inside, and finds that the device was barely intact)...Hmm...seems to not be damaged that badly. It looks like it can be fixed a bit. Brainy penguin, can you fix it?
 * Kowalski: Can do! (Takes out his toolbox, and begins work off-camera)... Annnnd... DONE! (The communicator started up)
 * Sandy: Thank God, we don't have to waste time teleporting.
 * Kowalski: Alright, let's get ready to contact Celestia.
 * Celestia: (She was seen getting out of the bathroom in a bath robe) Whew! Okay, what did I sense that was so bad, that it had to get me out of my spa treatment? (She looked outside to see what was once Cloudsdale)... What in the name of my fake beard happened to Cloudsdale? It looks like a slowly growing storm now. (She suddenly notices several lightning bolts zooming by as she gasped in surprise, more zooming by and some shooting lightning at the glass windows, shattering them) HOLY ME!!! (She notices some Shockers from off in the distance)... Is that? Oh no!
 * Luna: (Appears) It's just as I feared, sister. Someone's made the Shockers of the Battlecloud movie real, and is attempting to make the same mark storm... Only, it doesn't just steal cutie marks anymore.... There's claims it also equilising ponies.
 * Celestia: Do, you think it might be.. .No, it couldn't be Starlight.
 * Luna: It does almost seems like it's something she could do. I mean, she has been learning how to fly through levitation.
 * Celestia: Well, we cannot accuse her of that until we know for sure it's her. We must get to the communicator.
 * Luna: With you in a bath robe? (Softly chuckles) I don't think even Lord Shen would want to see you in that, even IF he loves you.
 * Celestia: (Magically changes into her common attire in a flash)... You were saying?
 * Luna:... Let's just get the communicator started.
 * The Communicater becomes active.
 * Luna: ".... Wow, we didn't even had to do anything."
 * Celestia: "That's obviously the lougers calling us, Luna." (They started up the communicator)... Hello? Shell Lodgers? Are you there?
 * Kowalski: (Appears on the screen) Loud and clear. We've got a it of a situation here.
 * Celestia: Yeah, I noticed that Cloudsdale is different and there are Shockers swarming the place.
 * Skipper:... You actually saw that movie?
 * Celestia: Got it on DVD, actually. The Wonderbolts in that movie had a hard time dealing with them, so, in likely convention, we may have a hard time dealing with them as well. You wouldn't happen to know the mastermind behind this, would you?
 * Twilight: Well... You know that kiss Fem shared with Starlight before we changed her back?
 * Celestia: Yeah, why?
 * Rainbow Dash: Turns out, it caused a magical pregnancy.
 * Luna: A MAGICAL WHAT?!?
 * Celestia:... Oh, dear! I've seen magical pregnancies before. Not a very pretty sight. Ponies have died giving birth to magical beings that rapidly mature.
 * Lord Shen: Well, you see, this baby, calling herself Starfem Glimala, thanks to a suggestion from Pinkie Pie, has made the Shockers real, and made a storm simular to the one used in the movie in order to fulfill a combined plan of Fem and Starlight. And she's got Starlight.
 * Celestia:... (Sighs) Oh, boy!
 * Luna: "Oh great. A Cutie Mark Communist Fem Fatala. As if the New Year wasn't a hassle already with the canon show of MLP being announced early!"
 * Celestia: Indeed. This problem needs to be fixed right away. Who knows what will happen if these Shockers are allowed to wreak havoc?
 * Luna: Not just with the Shockers, but the ponies of Equestria will be powerless to defend themselves from them AND Starfem.
 * Twilight: And worse, she can't be attacked by the Elements of Harmony because of her pure pony side. And MUCH worse, she's an Equinox who balances chaos and order together. And judging by how quickly darkness can infect, then we fear that the pure part of her could be washed out, and replaced with a darker and more powerful abomination.
 * Luna:... Of COURSE she's immune to the Elements of Harmony.
 * Celestia: And those were the strongest Equestria's got besides the Elements of Peace, and I feel even they won't be of assistance. Heck, even the other Elements of Harmony aren't going to help, even with them combined with the Rainbow Powers. None of Equestria's defenses are going to be any good against Starfem.
 * Icky: "Oh way to disinclude them from the plot before we had the chance to even say their names, sport."
 * Baloo: So... How do we stop her then?
 * Twilight: Isn't it obvious? We need an Equinox master to defeat her. The only way to beat a rogue Equinox master is with another Equinox master.
 * Celestia: Even so, I feel we might need more than one Equinox master than just you, Twilight. Her chaotic side will only grow stronger from this choas. By my estimates, it might take about 20 hours until this chaotic side can fully control her.
 * Skipper: Then we need to get some Equinox masters here, ASAP!
 * Twilight: "Well... We tecnecally don't really need to. They, might already have the idea."
 * Victor was seen enjoying some herbal tea.
 * Victor: "...... (Suddenly stops enjoying the tea.)....... I sense a distuption in the energy of Equinox.... In Equestia."
 * Black Kat was lounging about when suddenly, she sprung up!
 * Black Kat: "..... HOLY FISH TACOS, THAT DOES NOT FEEL LIKE A GOOD EQUINOX FEELING!?"
 * Madam Cuda was seen meditating, till she gasped!
 * Madam Cuda: "..... Wow that was quick! I am only a recently Balenceo'ed Equinox for only like half a month and already I'm needed!"
 * Everyone was already there.
 * Twilight: "They should be here right about..... Now." (They each teleported there)
 * Victor:...Oh, you guys already know, don't you?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, no big surprise. We've been paying attention to it since it began.
 * Black Kat: Alright, what's going on?
 * Pinkie: Well, apparently Starlight had ended up getting pregnant after Fem impregnated her with that kiss before she was defeated, and-
 * Black Kat: (The Equinox masters put their hands on her and read everything)... Got it.
 * Victor: Me too.
 * Madam Cuda: Me three!
 * Pinkie:... Wow... Just threw the comedic moment right out the window, huh?
 * Victor: With the situation at hand, we don't have time for that at the moment. Do you have a plan on how to stop this chaotic offspring of Starlight and Fem?
 * Banzai: You're looking at it, venom-spit. We storm into that silly fortress, and-
 * Applejack: Can't walk on clouds.
 * Banzai: We've got magic!
 * Applejack: Need the van.
 * Banzai: "We can repair the van and-"
 * Applejack: "She'll just as easily wreck it again."
 * Banzai: AW, F*YAAAY*, YOU'RE RIGHT!!
 * Kowalski: But, it may take a while to fix this van. And even if we could repair it in time, Rainbow Dash clearly established that a single Shocker can blow it to bits with their lightning cannons.
 * Po: How about... A SNEAK ATTACK! We sneak the van through patrols, and then-
 * Black Kat: And then more patrols spot you, and your van gets shot down again...only in more pieces. I sense a countless amount of Shockers up on that fortress. When a few are taken down, there's always going to be more to see that happen, and BOOM! You get more messed up than Quasimodo.
 * Rainbow Dash: It's true. Shockers can come in massive numbers, and there's over a hundred of those lightning cannons. Even something as harmless as a bird is not safe from their security.
 * Icky: "And let me guess..... Shockers are void of incompident henchmen?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh yeah. Pretty much EVERY single one of them takes their job seriously. They, are HARDLY, easily distracted by the kind of crazy stuff you guys tend to do."
 * Icky: "Man, I HATE IT when villains actselly get people who know what they're doing to help them!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well not ALL villains are akin to saterday morning cartoon characters who for some illogical reason assusiate themselves with embarrising henchmen that end up making them look like a joke in compairison! And besides, even Fem as her original self knew better then to had such imbaciles. Those Bad Mares she once had seemed like relitively compident followers."
 * Tigress: "Well, fighting them head on is also not an opition because OBVIOUSLY numbers are an issue."
 * Black Kat: ".... Unless..... We play Starfem's game.... Who's to say that the Heroes of Battlecloud can't be made real like the Shockers?"
 * Victor: "Ahhh.... The fight fire with fire Stragity. Clever."
 * Trixie: "But the Real Wonderbolts were chased away by those Shockers! What makes you think fictional ones would survice a better chance?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh trust me, the Wonderbolts in that movie are SO badass, they make even Spitfire look like a trainee!"
 * Twilight: "One downside though. The Director of the film had a bad habit of making the main characters say cheesy one-liners and with steriotypical quirks. And did I mention that they were played by acters that were REAL hams?"
 * Patrick: "Wow, pieces of meat that can act."
 * Spongebob: "No, Patrick, she means that those acters were very over-the-top."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well luckly, the book versons were more... Subtile, but still very badass. Besides, she obviously brought out the book versons of the Shockers anyway, considering she stole the hospital's book."
 * Twilight: "And luckly for us, I have my own addition right here."
 * Shifu: "Good, but we still need more help in combating a massive hoard of electic beings."
 * Celestia: "I guess the Lost 5 and the Peace 6 are gonna be a help to us as well."
 * Luna: "We're also gonna need Sunset incase Starlight likely gotten corrupted again."
 * Lord Shen: "We might also need Nightus and Heavenslight in case Starfem gets desperate and summons forth the Shocker Overlord to use against us in the event we surpass her forces."
 * Rarity: "And we need Discord's aide to help us stop the Equility Storm itself."
 * Squidward: "Well even then, there's still the matter that Starfem HAS AN ARMY!?"
 * Celestia: Well, so will we. There's going to be pretty much a riot up there.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do know that they can kill with their blasts of electricity?
 * Celestia: Well, the movie proves that they can be reflected by magic shields.
 * Rainbow Dash: But not a whole load of them.
 * Celestia: Yes, but what if they fought the Princess, whose magic shields can deter even a hundred electric blasts. Sure it won't last that long, but it's sure to do the trick.
 * Lord Shen: "But, what about their cannons?"
 * Kolwalski: "Oh, I have been cooking up a secret weapon to work against that. (Brings out a disk-shape gizmo) I present to thee, the Energy Sponge! It is designed to obsorb even the likes of lightning like it was nothing but static!"
 * Skipper: "So it's a disk that sucks up electrisity?"
 * Kolwalski: "Oh not just that, but if charged up high enough more then once, it will fire an electical attack ten thoundson times strong! Those stupid electical beings won't know what hit'im."
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, they're not just lightning. They're large explosive projectiles made of a conductive metal that ignites and explodes upon impact. I don't think your little "Sponge" is going to fix that.
 * Kowalski: Oh, to be perfectly honest... I may've watched the movie.
 * Rainbow Dash:... You had the movie?
 * Kowalski: Are you kidding? Private buys pony DVDs all the time. His Lunacorn-loving side has made him practically a brony. So I borrowed it for a watch.
 * Applejack:... But... How exactly could you have known this would happen?
 * Kowalski: You think I watched it on the way here? It didn't take us THAT long. Plus, while we were riding towards Cloudsdale, I took the time to start creating this disc in case Starfem would pull it off... Which she did. This disc can still handle those lightning projectiles very easily. It not just absorbs the electricity, but it spins as fast as the speed of sound, allowing it to use small pincers to literally catch these projectiles out of thin air no matter what angle with it's small AI chip. It can then launch the projectile back to sender at the same speed.
 * Po: Oh, please, I bet I can catch it just as well as I can catch Shen's cannonballs.
 * Shifu: Yes, while you could do that, I'm afraid it won't help. Shen could only fire a few at a time, and you were able to catch them at the right time. But what would you do if there were hundreds firing at the same time? You could catch one, but then another would strike and blow you up. Like I said, you can't focus on two things at the same time.
 * Po: Figures.
 * Kowalski: So believe me when I say, if those Shockers get any ideas, this disc is gonna give them a taste of their own medicine.
 * Private:... I'm surprised you were able to make that thing so fast, Kowalski.
 * Kowalski: What can I say? I've done it for so long, I can create things like this in about 30 minutes.
 * Icky: "Well it's great we got a plan, cause I think it looks as if ponyville is expected to have a forecast of Cutie-Mark Rapture." (They see the storm appearing near Ponyville)
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no!
 * Starfem: (Music from What a Wonderful World plays as Starfem only sung this one line as the ponies were drained of their cutie marks and made into powerless equals) I see ponies of gray, and skies all dark, the ladies are mine, without a cutie mark. And I think to myself... What a wonderful woooorld! (The music continued without lyrics as the ponies continued being affected one-by-one as their marks were sucked and females were being teleported away by Starfem)... (Several female ponies were seen with Starfem as they saw in disgust) Hello, my little ponies! You're going to be mine to love every single night from now on! Though I have to say, you without your cutie marks are actually... Bland and dull. You kinda look prettier with them.
 * Pony #1: GAY RAPIST!!!! (Was barely able to spray pepper spray in her eyes)
 * Starfem: (Giggles) Nice try, but my seed mommy was nice enough to give me the same built-up immunity to pepper spray.
 * Pony #2: I never thought something like that can be genetic.
 * Starfem: It's not, pretty-eyes! It's magic. (Giggles) So, you'll be staying in my fortress ready to give me all the love I desire. Oh, God, I've waited MY WHOLE LIFE for this moment! All the first 3 hours and 56-in-a-half minutes of it!
 * Pony #1: WE'RE GONNA BE RAPED BY A LESBIAN FREAK!!! (They panicked)
 * Starlight was seen held by Shockers.
 * Starlight: "Ugh.... At least Fem Fatala only targeted mares who argueability DESERVED this insanity. Why are you going after just about everyone else?"
 * Starfem: "Oh, I inhered your desire to make all ponies equil. Ergo, I gained the desire to go after any mare reguardless of morality."
 * Starlight: "..... That's uh.... Actselly a decent justification. But these ponies clearly deserve better then this! And as your mother, I command you to-"
 * Pony 2: "Wait, HOW the heck are you that thing's mother?"
 * Starlight: "..... Fem gave me a magical pregnantcy through a kiss."
 * Pony 3: "Yikes."
 * Starfem: "Oh come now, mumzy, you'll open up to me eventally. Espeically when I asked the Shockers to bring in their mind-warp device to, coherse you alittle better."
 * Starlight: "Oh so it's gone to basic artifictal corruption, huh? AND ON YOUR OWN MOTHER!? Fem wouldn't approve of this?! AT LEAST SHE RELIED ON BEING TRICKY TO MAKE ME DO STUPID SHIT?!"
 * Starfem: "Well, Seed Mother was, old-fastioned like that. We of the new generation got ta get with the times, yo. Simply being devilishly convincing can only get you so far when people start to get wise."
 * Starlight: "Ugh, I can't believe these Shocker creeps are even taking you seriously. I mean, I don't think their overlord would ACTSELLY approve of them taking orders from someone other then him!?"
 * The Shockers began to look curiously at what Starlight.
 * Starlight: "Speaking of which, where the fudge is that guy?"
 * Starfem nerviously laughs.
 * Starfem leans over to Starlight.
 * Starfem: "(Quietly) Please be careful about giving these guys ideas like that?! Truth is, I didn't made that funny named Overlord real because of that exact reason! He'd look like the kind of guy that doesn't exactly understands the basic defination of being appresiated and can control these guys WAY better then I could as the one respondsable for their creation to begin with. It's basic minion control 101: never create or have a minion that's either better appresiated then the master or even more powerful then the master."
 * Starlight: "(Quietly) Well here's the downside of not bringing him over. These Shockers are clearly not idiots. They'll catch on to why their Overlord isn't here, and once so, their loyalty will be quickly challnaged. That's ALSO basic minion control 101: Always be careful with minions who are NOT comic relief idiots and can ACTSELLY think for themselves! I should know! Caera was too honorable for my standerds at the time and that's what allowed her to almost let become a sex toy for Fem!"
 * Starfem: (Quietly) Look, they're my creations. So worse-case scenario, I'll just make them fictional again. They get any ideas, it's back into the book for them.
 * Starlight: (Quietly) THEN what other henchmen will you use? You'll have nobody to help you against my friends!
 * Starfem: (Quietly) I'll make them real again and make them forget what had happened. And should it repeat itself, I'll do the same thing again.
 * Starlight: (Quietly) That's stupid!
 * Starfem: (Quietly) But it just might work!
 * Starlight: (Quietly) You do realize that I'm not going to let you do this, and will tell the Shockers.
 * Starfem: (Magically takes her voice)... (Quietly) Not without a voice. (Giggles)
 * Starlight: (Growls angrily, and lips "YOU GIVE ME BACK MY VOICE THIS INSTANT, YOUNG LADY!!")
 * Starfem: (Quietly) Oh, I'm sorry, I can't hear you, mommy! You aren't the boss of me, anyway. (Openly) Well, Shockers, we had a little discussion, and she needed her voice taken because she wouldn't shut up. Take her to the dungeon.
 * The Shockers hesitated for a few seconds but obeyed afterwords.
 * Starfem: "(Quietly) Ohh.... A slow respondse..... Not a good sign."
 * Starlight: (Lipped "NO SHIT!!" as she was taken away)
 * Starfem: Oh, you made sure the cells were not made of clouds, right? Because I don't want any silly mishaps of her going through the bars.
 * Shocker #1: (Zapinese: "We made sure of that, yes!")
 * Starfem: Good. (They took Starlight away) Now, everyone else, I want you to increase patrols. We should be expecting the Lodgers and the Mane Six to strike at any moment, and we need all available patrols in full combat gear and strong un-damaged armor.
 * Shockers: (Zapinese: "Yes, Starfem!") (They left, though rather skeptically)
 * Discord: (Sees the storm arriving to Fluttershy's cottage)...Wow! Looks like winter's starting to act up more. Whatever the weather factory decreed, it sure might get nasty.
 * Death Coffin: Actually...there's something...unnatural about that storm. It's an abominable storm. I sense a lot of chaos magic in it.
 * Discord: Don't look at me, I'm not allowed to use chaos on the environment unless permitted.
 * Death Coffin:...I think...Starlight may've finally given birth to the baby.
 * ???: You couldn't be more right, Death Coffin. (Celestia, Luna, Nightus, and Heavenslight appeared)
 * Death Coffin: Your highnesses! (Bows)
 * Nightus: You know, Death Coffin, you don't need to bow, even if you're no longer the ruler of the Equestrian Underworld. You're still one of the last remaining Alicorns.
 * Death Coffin: Oh...right....So...what's with the storm?
 * Luna: It's a storm that is equalizing ponies and stealing their cutie marks. The baby, calling itself Starfem, wants to create Beak-Buck's idea of equality and use ponies as her sex slaves.
 * Discord: OH, HELL NO!! That means Fluttershy's going to be powerless to talk to animals again.
 * Jerry: And Applejack's gonna lose her Southern edge again.
 * Andre: So...why did you come here, your highnesses?
 * Celestia: We need Discord to come with us. We need all the available help that we need.
 * Discord: "What's that? Another oppertunity to beat down a rude magical anthromortic bat? SIGN ME UP?! (Litterally flouts up)."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Do you HAVE to be so litteral with expressions?"
 * Discord: Deal with it! Anyway, I'm more than happy to help you with this. If it threatens Fluttershy, it threatens me!
 * Death Coffin:...Is there a distinct possibility I can come?
 * Heavenslight: Even if you are still an Alicorn, I'm afraid with your position gone, you're not as powerful as you used to be. Even you, with the power you have, are no match for the Shockers and Starfem. You must stay here.
 * Death Coffin:...(Sighs) Well, I guess it's back to the underground cavern I built next to the cottage. (He flies to a nearby cavern)
 * Celestia:...He made a home for himself?
 * Discord: Oh, yeah, he didn't exactly feel at home in this place. So he built a home right next to the cottage. Though he is not a Death Alicorn anymore, it's still in his nature to be in that kind of environment. Wasn't that hard for him to create it, actually.
 * Nightus:...Yeah, makes sense. Does Fluttershy at least take care of him?
 * Jerry: Well, considering he's a God, and a skeleton one at that, he doesn't eat. Though he still needs hygiene and company, and Fluttershy provides that for him.
 * Nightus:...So...then, we all agree. Discord, you ready?
 * Discord: Ready when you are. That bitch is going down harder than an Earth pony falling from the clouds.
 * Nightus: "I can see that Fluttershy hasn't truely change that typical Draconquui crude sense of humor."
 * Discord: "Don't take too much offence in that, I'm still prone to say stuff that offends others. That brother of mine did an unpleasently good job at making me a rude-mouthed jerk."
 * Jerry: "And it shows."
 * Discord: So, are there any others joining?...I mean, besides Cadance since word already reached me that she's going to be pregnant until the premiere of Season 6?
 * Celestia: Well, the other Elements of Harmony and the Elements of Peace will be joining, as well as Sunset, the other Equinox masters, and some...new help.
 * Discord: And that would be?
 * Nightus: We had the idea to fight fire with fire by bringing the main characters of the Battlecloud franchise to life so they can help fight against the Shockers and Starfem.
 * Discord: So, you're gonna be using the animation spell, huh? Haven't used that spell for thousands of years! Well, I might as well try and get used to them since, as a watcher of the movie...(To himself) Though by sneaking in the movie theaters...(Openly) I feel those guys are just like the other cartoons we know, having personalities and comedic moments.
 * Celestia: Good. Come. (They teleported away)
 * Death Coffin: (Suddenlt comes back)... So... Wanna play this Battlecloud game everyone seems to lol over?
 * Jerry: Oh, totally! (Death Coffin magically made a board for the game)
 * Death Coffin: Don't know how to play it, though.
 * Jerry: Probably because you never had a chance, and not just because you have knowledge predating the days when people still spoke like medevil steriotypes. Fluttershy never taught you because... Well... A game like this seems to make her a little queasy with all the violent implications. So, let's set up all the pieces and get ready. Angel? Would you like to try first? (Angel nodded 'yes' with a competitive face, and made chittering noises) Is that a challenge, furball? Well, we'll see if you can kick my puffy ass in this game considering you've never played it. (Angel made noises) Oh, really? You've seen ponies play it before?... Well, fair enough, let's strike down some suckers.
 * Starlight was been held down, still de-voiced and sciencetist-like Shockers hold a corruptive ray to her.
 * Science Shocker #1: (Zapinese: "You sure this will work, Dr. Zipper? You know ponies are hard to corrupt with their damn purity and all that.")
 * Dr. Zipper: (Zapinese: "Of course! This device was meant to use neurological zaps to the head to fill it with bitterness and pain. Even pure beings can't resist that.")
 * Starlight: (Yells with a mute voice)
 * Dr. Zipper: (Zapinese: "Don't worry! It's not even gonna hurt. Well, not as much as you thought.")
 * Scientist Shocker #2: (Zapinese: "Just be sure to find a happy place, like thinking of sexy stallions.")
 * Starlight: ("WHAT THE F*YAAAY* ARE THEY EVEN SAYING?!? IT'S JUST RANDOM BUZZING NOISES THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!") (Lips "ENGLISH!!")
 * Dr. Zipper: (Zapinese: "Prepare the ray!") (The Shockers pointed a powerful laser at her as she stared in extreme horror)
 * Starlight: (Lips "HEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!" as she tries to break free)
 * The Ray charged up!
 * Starlight closed her eyes and prepared for the ineditable!
 * ???: HEY, LIGHTNING-BUTTS!!! (Spitfire and the other Wonderbolts appeared with buckets of water, and splashed them all over the two scientists, harming their unprotected bodies as they imploded in electrical energy)
 * Starlight:...(Sighs in relief)
 * Spitfire: Come with us if you wanna live! (She got up and went off with them as they went through the cloud walls and flew off)...Well, that was easy.
 * Fleetfoot: Are you sure breaking in is a good idea? And isn't running a bad idea? I mean, there are patrols looking out for anything trying to escape and- (A thunderclap was heard as several rapid blasts of lightning streaked past them)
 * Surprise: HOLY F*YAAAAY*ING C*YAAAY*-S*YAAAAYYY*ERS!!! (The lightning blasts from the cannons continued firing)
 * Spitfire: GET TO THE GROUND!! We'll have enough cover there! (They went into a forest as they barely dodged another lightning blast, but this lightning blast ended up causing a fire) AW, SWEET CELESTIA!!!
 * Shocker Commander #1: (Zapinese: "SEARCH THE FOREST FOR THOSE WONDERBOLTS!!!") (The troops saluted as they flew down and started searching the forest)
 * Spitfire: Oh, God, not the patrols!
 * Starlight: (Lips "Why did you save me?")
 * Spitfire:...Uh...why didn't you say anything, Ms. Glimmer?
 * Soarin: Hmm...I think she's asking why we saved her.
 * Spitfire:...You can read lips?
 * Soarin: Yes. (Starlight lips "That monster stole my voice!")...Now she's saying that the monster stole her voice.
 * Spitfire: But...why?
 * Soarin: (Starlight lips "So I can never tell those Shockers that their master is not as serious as their original one.")...Hmm...She seems to have said something interesting. She said that they muted her so she can never tell the Shockers that their master is not as serious as their original one.
 * Spitfire:...Hmm?...I think we may've found the way to stop these monsters, everypony! But we can't do it now. We need to reach the Lodgers before- (An electric blast streaked by them as a Shocker spotted them, and released a screech, alerting the other Shocker patrols) AW, F*YAAY*!!! RUN!!! (They ran as they avoided the electric blasts)
 * Shocker #1: (Zapinese: "AFTER THEM!!!") (The Shockers pursued the fleeing heroes)
 * Fleetfeet: "If there's one thing that makes Shockers scary, is that they're relentless!?"
 * Starlight: (Lips "Wait, how are you still able to fight and still have your cutie marks?")
 * Soarin:...Uh, Commander, she's asking how we're still fighting and still have our cutie marks?*Spitfire: Celestia made us immune to the effects upon her discovery of this storm. The spell will make us fight, but it won't last forever. We've been trying to defend the mares from being abducted by Starfem, but so far we've ended up in failure. And...I kinda figured that, since we found out you were kidnapped, we'd come to the rescue.
 * Starlight: ("Hmm, too self-determined for the moment.") (Lips "Why would you decide to do that?")
 * Soarin: She's asking why.
 * Spitfire: Well, let's just say that bitch of a monster messed with my mother. So she'd better expect to get a serious ass-whooping later! (They avoided the pursuing Shockers as they flew by and out of their sight)...Whew!
 * Surprise: That was a close call! Now we can get out of here.
 * Spitfire: Well, we can't just fly out of the forest and risk being hit by those cannons up there. We need to find a safe way out of here and back to a prime location.
 * Fleetfoot: Well, crap! How exactly are we gonna do that?
 * Spitfire:...I have NO idea!
 * Soarin: Starlight, can you put up a shield to defend us from those cannons?
 * Spitfire: I doubt that's going to work. The movie made it clear that minor shield spells are no match for those cannons. Those projectiles strike with the force of lightning, literally. There's no way to protect ourselves from that blast. I'm afraid we're gonna have to go the hard way by travelling by hoof.
 * Surprise: But Commander, if those Shockers are as relentless as you say they are, then wouldn't that mean they'll still be around when we exit the forest? And that cannon blast from one of the cannons...seemed to have caused a forest fire. I can smell the smoke from here. And the Shockers will still be looking for us. Getting to a critical area is not going to be an easy task.
 * Spitfire: I agree, but it's the best chance we've got at the moment. And besides, I'm sure Ms. Glimmer here is capable of teleportation. Perhaps she can teleport us to the nearest isolated area.
 * Fleetfoot:...Then...where would you estimate would be the nearest safe haven...let alone the nearest target site?
 * Spitfire: "It has to be somewhere near water. Shockers are clearly afraid of it."
 * Soarin: Well, where are we supposed to find water on such short notice? We have no idea where we are.
 * Spitfire: I think I spotted a river when we were in the air. That should provide the water we need to protect ourselves. Hopefully, that river should provide us enough protection to where we need to go.
 * Fleetfoot: But... What if our immunity wears out before we get there? It's sure to affect Starlight as well. We'll be powerless to move forward.
 * Spitfire: I'm sure Starlight can teleport us all there in time perfectly.
 * Fleetfoot: ".... Oh yeah. That's why you're the captain."
 * Spitfire: And don't you forget it! (Starlight teleports them away)
 * Starfem: GONE?!? WHAT THE F*YAAAY* DO YOU MEAN GONE?!?
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: "These Wonderbolts came out of nowhere and killed our scientists with water, and took off into the forest below! Our patrols are searching for them as we speak.")
 * Starfem: WONDERBOLTS?!? Impossible! They should've been stripped of their cutie marks and their abilities by now! How could they be capable of fighting back?
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: "There is a possability they acquired magical assistant.")
 * Starfem: But how would magic be a factor? The storm seems to be going at a fast pace. Not to mention the Wonderbolts would've been the first ones to be affected by the storm. IT MAKES NO SENSE!!...Unless...Unless Celestia was involved....Hmm...I want those Princesses found and captured immediately! With her out of the picture, those Wonderbolts should be rendered too weak to advance any further.
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: "You know that the Princesses are powerful enough to handle our forces, right? Plus, they're immortal. Nothing in our power can possibly kill them.")
 * Starfem: And morality illness is not gonna help us out here due to that complicated bulls*YAAY* it has.... And it might be too late to start claiming hostages, cause heroes are a tricky sort to even actselly compident henchmen. Next best thing. Have ALL of your strongest ships to surround the entire Equility Storm and surround it with defences. It must be allowed to cover the planet to make sure that there's no true escape.... Unless you simply leave the planet.... And considering that Equestia has wooden houses, that's not really an issue. Make it happen.
 * The Shocker commander saluted and left.
 * Starfem:...Well, at least my mother still can't talk, and tell them how to turn these Shockers against me. But what concerns me now is my seed mother. I wonder where SHE could be?
 * Twilight: (Fem was watching as everyone was called in and accounted for) Alright, is everypony and everyone here? (Everyone agreed)
 * Celestia: At least I know a spell that can make mortal ponies immune to the equality storm. However, it's only temporary. I gave the same spell to the Wonderbolts so they can keep the chaos down and rescue ponies from being abducted.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Hey...do you guys know where that thunder noise came from? I mean, it wasn't actual thunder. It sounded like that that came from the lightning cannons.
 * Sincere: Beats me. Unless of course Spitfire decided to rescue Starlight and is getting lost in a forest for cover. (The ponies were surprised)...Wow, I love how beautiful this place is.
 * Rainbow Dash:...My God, they must be having a difficult time down there.
 * Helping Hooves: Whoa, whoa, we don't know if that happened. Maybe it was just some birds that some silly Shockers decided to shoot down for fuuuuuuuu...(She realized that Fluttershy was there)...But then again, the Shockers are not willing to let those kinds of guards into their military.
 * Bon-Bon: Indeed. I've never had experience in the military. Even a life as a secret agent has given me no experience to be prepared for power like this.
 * Discord: Well, we can't know for sure if Spitfire was going to risk her life to rescue Starlight.
 * Celestia:...(Sighs) I'm afraid it's true.
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!?
 * Celestia: I saw it in a vision. They've been held up somewhere in the White Tail Woods, and they're trying to find a safe way back to us.
 * Icky: Holy crap, we gotta get over there and help them!
 * Gilda: "Yeah, let's figure out their specific location in that forest is first before we just run out into a battlezone like idiots and get shot down for nothing."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, they're likely heading for White Tail River so they can avoid the patrols of those Shockers. I say we wait there in a secluded location for them.
 * Nightus: Well, we can't all go. There's too many of us, and if we went together, we'd be more exposed. By my estimate, I think me, Heavenslight, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Discord, Spyro, and Cynder should go. We'll need the most powerful of us to go on this rescue mission.
 * Lord Shen: And how is going in fewer numbers any better then on masse? It's just as risky cause if you get spotted anyway by a Shocker that pays almost masterful attention to his surroundings, you'll be surrounded in too easy a fashion.
 * Celestia: Then I'll call you in your mind when we need you. We've repaired the van so you can make it there quick. I advise you get to the van so you can't waste time. If we ARE able to handle those Shockers on our own, we'll have it over with. And if not, then we'll alert you for assistance. Again, appearing in numbers is sure to get far more attention than a small team, so we need to limit our numbers for the time being.
 * Lord Shen:...Sounds perfectly reasonable.
 * A Cave was seen by a river.
 * The Wonderbolts and Starlight were seen inside it.
 * Soaran: "Good call desiding that going through a too long a trek in that storm is too risky and that we're better off hiding in this cave until help arrives."
 * Fleetfeet: "And luckly the Equility Storm seems to only work when your actselly outside! You can be magicly protected from it all you want as long as your not outside."
 * Starlight:...(Lips "Shouldn't that count for other ponies who are indoors?")
 * Soarin:...She's asking if that counts for ponies that are indoors.
 * Spitfire: "You would think that, but no. The Majority of Cutie Marks getting lost was from because they all had the misfortune of being outside. Honestly, the fact that it doesn't effect indoor ponies seems like a huge design flaw."
 * Starlight: "...... (Lips: STARFEM YOU STUPID HALF-WIT?!)"
 * Soarin:...Hmm...I think we may've found the one way to protect ponies from being abducted.
 * Spitfire: Well, that might work, if Shockers wouldn't force them out of it. Trust me, it's likely the design flaw is not too crippling if you have forces aimed to resolve the conflict. So even if we urged ponies to go indoors for safety, then Shockers would threaten them back outside again. The Shockers were not known for sheer stupidity, and are supposed to do everything right.
 * Fleetfoot: Which seems to fly in the face of their loyalty to Starfem. We need to turn the Shockers against Starfem! I say we call the Shockers down and explain everything to them.
 * Spitfire: ARE YOU MAD?!? We can't call them down! If there's anything I've learned from that movie, it's that NOPONY explains ANYTHING to the Shockers. They would never listen to us no matter how much their loyalty is challenged...which they've never experienced in the movie. So there's a BIIIIIIIIIIG bet that they aren't used to having a silly boss.
 * Starlight: (Lips "Though they have shown skepticism.")
 * Soarin: She says they do show skepticism for Starfem.
 * Spitfire: They do?...Well, at least they're learning. Now, it's best we got some shut-eye. We need as much energy as we can to get down the river back to Ponyville. Can't build a boat down the river, though, since it takes time. We're gonna have to fly down the river.
 * Fleetfoot: THAT'S a plan!...Though...are you sure we'll be able to avoid the lightning cannons? They're smart enough to be on this forest at all times. Or worse, if we DO arrive in Ponyville, they'll end up destroying the place looking for us.
 * Spitfire:...BLAST, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
 * Starlight: (Lips: "Then we need a more discreet way to return to Ponyville without going back outside.")
 * Soarin: "Starlight suggested we find a more secret way to get back to Ponyville without going outside."
 * Spitfire: "Well, the closest we got is this old cave, but I'm not sure how far it goes or if it even has a cavern, let alone one that leads to Ponyville from underground."
 * Fleetfoot: "........ What kind of cave is this anyway?"
 * Spitfire: "I once read about this cave. It once housed Underground Goblins before they moved away to be even more secluded from Pony civilisation. They were.... Extremely shy about their looks. It's likely they have dug and made caverns that venture to many locations as possable."
 * Soarin: "Well, sure, as long as they didn't sealed them up apawn leaving this place."
 * Spitfire: Well, then, search the place for any opening. (They all did that)
 * Surprise:...I can't seem to find anything, Commander!
 * Spitfire: Just keep looking. We have to at least try. If not, then we're gonna have to wing it and go down the river because it'll be the only choice we have.
 * Starlight:...(She suddenly noticed a bundle of rocks)...("Hmm...I wonder if this is it.") (She approached the rocks, and pulled one out, and peeked through the hole. She saw a small passageway that got darker the longer it went)...(She clopped the ground to get the others' attention, and pointed it out)
 * Spitfire:...Huh? I wonder why we didn't notice that? Wonderbolts, we just found our passageway! (They all approached it)
 * Soarin:...Are you sure it's safe to break through this? Even if we could do that, the noise will possibly alert any Shockers outside.
 * Spitfire: Soarin, we're the Wonderbolts! And we're pretty much running out of options here. I vote we do it anyway. Alright, all together now! 1..2...3...GO! (They smashed through the rocks and opened up the passageway, and the ponies coughed as the dust cleared)
 * Surprise:...Well, I'll be dipped. It really IS a passageway.
 * Fleetfoot:...You think there'll be water for us to use?
 * Soarin: Well, I had heard that the goblins built a series of irrigation lines from surface water to serve as a means of power through watermills...as well as to set up the décor. They even used it for growing crops.
 * Spitfire: And how can plants possibly grow underground?
 * Soarin: Skylights.
 * Spitfire:...Oh...Well, whatever, as long as there's water available, I'm happy. Now let's go. There could be Shockers that could've heard that blast. (They flew down the passageway)
 * The select heroes were as hidden as possable from flying Shockers.
 * Celestia: "...... I am sensing that The Wonderbolts and Starlight have gone underground."
 * Spyro: "They did?"
 * Luna: "Well, they were possability hidding in that cave of the Grounder Tribe. Underground Goblins. They typically avoid civilisations cause.... They worry their appearences would offend."
 * Cynder: "So your saying that they were pretty much ugly?"
 * Twilight: "Ugly's such a strong word, Cynder. Let's say politely that they were.... Beauty-Challnaged."
 * Celestia: "The Grounders have since left that cave and moved on to someplace further way from Ponyville when the Apples set the foundations years ago. Their shyness for their appearence, makes them cautious of strangers."
 * Spyro: "Well they were probuly afraid of being judged based on their appearence. Who would blame them for being shy of having neightbers?"
 * Cynder: "Are these underground areas dangerious?"
 * Nightus: "Luckly, no. Underground Goblins are masterful of having safefully structured caverns.... However.... Abandoned and forgotten Underground Goblin caverns tend to end up housing normally dangerious vermin. Plauge Rats packs that have yet to truely fear ponies, Pink or Green Slimers, Blouder-Pedes, The occational Rock Crab colony, or worse of them all.... Wolf-Spiders."
 * Cynder: "A little spider is the worse out of those creatures?"
 * Nightus: "I don't mean NORMAL wolf spiders. Try to think.... A Spider, with a Wolf's head."
 * Discord: ".... Yeah, trust me, Cyndy. Those are are NOT the kind of critters you want to meet in a dark alley."
 * Nightus: They have the same breath as Timber Wolves, but it's stink is... Much worse. It's like a Black Dog's poisonous breath, only it's not poisonous, but can still make you gag. In fact, some breeds of Wolf-Spider use this intense stench as a means of disorientating it's prey before striking. They are very monstrous creatures that could kill even a ground whale. And worse, they attack in groups. But you'd better watch out for the Alpha. THAT'S when it gets poisonous. It sprays a fiery poisonous venom that can be extremely hot. So even blood poisoning is going to be the second worse part about being hit by that venom. The burning sensation is like sun-poisoning times 50!
 * Rainbow Dash: PUH! Big deal! We've fought a Snakemantis with fiery acid before.
 * Celestia: Well... All the same though, it would be wise not to get cocky with the likes of Wolf-Spiders. I feel that we must contact the Lodgers because, even with our great amount of power, the numbers of these beasts will overwhelm us.
 * Twilight: Good idea. We're gonna need all the help we can get.
 * Celestia: (Sends a mental pulse from her horn) Attention, Lord Shen! Do you hear me?
 * Lord Shen: (The Lodgers were playing Battlecloud)... So this board game is like Battleship?
 * Icky: Yep. Movie, video game, and everything.
 * Patrick:... Did Battleship even have a book?
 * Icky: Well, it has a movie tie-in edition. I think the book that hospital had was a tie-in as well.
 * Lord Shen: Well, what a ripoff.
 * Iago: Cloud C3!
 * Icky: Miss! Cloud G4!
 * Iago: OH, YOU TOOK IT DOWN!! (Icky laughs) Are you peeking?!?
 * Icky: Oh, quit your whining, and pay up! (Iago gave him some money) OH, YEAH!
 * SpongeBob: Why do you guys gamble with board games?
 * Icky: What can I say? I'm a gambler.
 * Lord Shen: (Celestia's words get into his head, and it scares him and it knocks the board and table over in his surprise)
 * Icky: AW, WHAT THE F*YAAY*, SHEN?!?
 * Lord Shen: AW, CELESTIA, WHAT THE HELL?!? DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!! I ALMOST THREW OUT MY BACK AGAIN!! YOU KNOW I'M NOT AS YOUNG AS I LOOK!!
 * (Celestia): Sorry, Shen! But you must already know what this means. We need your assistance. But not against the Shockers.
 * Lord Shen:... What, is there something new threatening the Wonderbolts and Starlight?
 * (Celestia): Yes. They found their way into an underground passageway and a safer way back to Ponyville... Well, safe in terms of avoiding Shockers. The tunnels do present new issues in terms of it's current residents, mainly unsentient predatory creatures. And those tunnels are CRAWLING with them.
 * Lord Shen:... Huh?... You mean like those pink blobs and those rock centipedes we've dealt with in underground environments before?
 * (Celestia): Believe me when I say that those are not the ONLY underground-dwelling monsters in Equestria. But one particular creature we're gonna need some more help with. Wolf-Spiders.
 * Lord Shen:... You mean those spiders that are one of the most poisonous? I mean, in one hand I don't blame you, venomious spiders like that are never to be triveled with and-
 * (Celestia): No, I mean Wolf-Spiders as in spiders with wolf-heads, breath that makes skunks and Timber Wolves jealous, a habit of attacking in hundreds, and an alpha that can spray venom that is flammable, and causes burning sensations and blood poisoning.
 * Lord Shen: HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!!... Well, looks like you DO need some help after a threat like THAT!
 * (Celestia): We need you at a cave next to White Tail River. Be careful because Starfem's Shockers might still be patrolling.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I guess having an amphibious van has an advantage. We can drive IN the water of the river, and thus hide from the eyes of those monsters. Trust me, by the time they realize we're there, it'll be too late. Don't worry, we'll be right there! Lord Shen out!... Okay, Lodgers! Turns out, there's an argueability safer way for the Wonderbolts to get to safety. But there's still a few obstacles they need us for to get through. We need to get down the White Tail River and find a cave and protect them from... Wolf-Spiders.
 * Icky:... You mean one of the most poisonous spiders? I mean, I can understand, like Black Widows and those nasty Sydny Funnel-Web f*YAAY*ers, you do NOT wanna f*YAAY* around with those guys and-
 * Lord Shen: No, I mean spiders with wolf-heads, VERY bad breath, numbers, and an alpha with a flammable venom that can cause burning and blood poisoning.
 * Sparx: HOLY F*YAAY*!! S*YAAY* JUST GOT REAL!!
 * Icky: "(Sighs), I said it before and I'll say it again.... EQUESTIA HAS SOME F*YAAAY*G INSANE WILDLIFE!?"
 * Lord Shen: We need to go down the river by travelling underwater to make sure the Shockers and the fortress don't spot us. The van is small enough to be completely submerged.... I think.
 * Sandy: You think or you know?
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it depends on how big White Tail River is. It, could be a giant river or a humble little river. Perhaps to avoid embarrisment.... Kolwalski, look up Equestia's White Tail River and see on how you can see it's size."
 * Kowalski: (Gets on the computer) Let's see...White Tail River, Equestria. It's supposed to be...15-in-a-half feet to 18-in-a-half feet deep. And our van's height is about 15ft, so...it's sure to get the job done. Though we need to be careful at those low depth areas. One little slip-up, and our van's upper fin could be exposed like a shark fin.
 * Applejack: Wow, 18 feet. Never knew rivers could be that deep.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, there's plenty of them back in the Dragon Realms. A fair share of mermaids consider swimming down those rivers during rough tidings a gladiator sport. In fact, in a period of their time, doing that was a rite-of-passage for mermaid knights until it was changed.
 * Patrick: Wait, there's mermaids in the Dragon Realms?
 * Monkey:...Don't you study Dragon Realms history at all?
 * Crane: Yeah. And I thought Po was an unfortunate slacker. Mermaids appear on beaches as often in the Dragon Realms as dolphins do in real life.
 * Iago: And don't even get me started on how they say hi-
 * Lord Shen: If you haven't noticed, we have a job to do! We need to get down to that cave...NOW!! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW!!! (The Lodgers scrambled and got the van ready as they blasted off and took towards Ponyville, then they landed in the river, and they travelled down it until their van was completely submerged)
 * Patrick: We all live in a hot rod-flamed submarine, a hot rod-flamed submarine, a hot rod-flamed submarine! We all live in a hot rod-flamed submariiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE-
 * Lord Shen: Pink one, would you PLEASE refrain from distracting us with your off-key singing before my pet gets peeved!
 * Patrick: Since when did you have a pet to peeve?
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs as they continued travelling down the river)
 * An abandoned goblin-eqse village was seen.
 * The Wonderbolts and Starlight ventured through.
 * Fleetfeet: "This place has a, anichent, rustic charm to it."
 * Spitfire: "Don't lose your focus Fleet. This place may be hidden from Shocker eyes, but it's not away from different problems entirely. Underground Goblin caverns, when left forsaken and abandon, tends to attract new residents."
 * Surprise: "And let's just say, they like guests, (gulps), but not in a friendly sort've way."
 * Starlight:...(Gulps)...
 * Soarin: Relax, Ms. Glimmer. We're going to get through this.
 * Surprise:...Guys?...Do you know where we're going at all?
 * Spitfire: Beats me. They never made a map for these sort of things. Which makes sense considering the Goblins had some good navigational skills. Looks like we're going to be lost for a while. (They entered a water-logged area as they stepped into the water)...Well...looks like you were right about the irrigation systems, Soarin.
 * Soarin: Yep. But this doesn't look like one. I guess years of abandonment left the irrigation systems to break, and cover these tunnels with water.
 * Surprise: I can barely see a thing in here. It's almost pitch black in here.
 * Starlight: (Magically illuminated her horn)...
 * Spitfire:...You know, sometimes, I wish we Wonderbolts could do that.
 * Surprise: Me, too. At least we can see now.
 * Fleetfoot: Though that still doesn't fix our navigations. Damn, if only those goblins weren't so good at navigations, we could've been at Ponyville by now.
 * Spitfire: Say, Ms. Glimmer, you wouldn't happen to have some kind of navigation spell on you, would you? I mean, you are almost as powerful as Princess Twilight, right?
 * Starlight: (Nods 'no')
 * Spitfire: No you're not as powerful as Twilight, or no you don't know a navigation spell?
 * Starlight: (Lips "Yes, I'm as powerful as Twilight, but no, I don't have a navigation spell.")
 * Soarin: She says she's as powerful as Twilight, but no navigation spell.
 * Spitfire: F*YAAY*!
 * Surprise: Geez, Commander, stop swearing, I'm sure we'll figure something out.
 * Spitfire: Surprise, we're in a dark wet cave, we have no idea where we are, and there's several enemies that are looking for us! HOW COULD IT- (Starlight covered her mouth)... Oh, thanks for stopping me. (Suddenly some shrieking noises were heard)...(Sighs) The rules of karma are very unclear.
 * Soaran: "I don't like the sound of those shreiks."
 * Spitfire: ".... Starlight, your gonna have to turn off your horn now?!"
 * Starlight does that!
 * Spitfire: "(Quietly) Now be as quiet as possable. And hope we're dealing with anything but Wolf-Spiders."
 * Starlight:...("Seriously? Those small spiders that are one of the most poisonous? I mean, yeah, they're things that are best left undisturbed, but-")
 * Spitfire: (Quietly) And I don't mean Wolf-Spiders as in those that are one of the most poisonous. I mean Wolf-Spiders as in spiders with wolf-heads, foul-smelling breath, attacks in numbers, and has an alpha that sprays flammable venom that causes burning sensations and blood poisoning.
 * Starlight:...("Okay, there's a little pee coming out of me right now!")
 * Soarin: (Quietly) But, Commander, aren't Wolf-Spiders gonna smell us out? On top of that, aren't they capable to see in the dark?
 * Spitfire: (Quietly)... Oh, crap! We're f*YAAY*ed! (The shrieking got louder)
 * Fleetfoot: (Quietly) I wanna run right now! We can't see in the dark, THEY can see in the dark, and they can kill in an instant. I swear, all we need is that stinky smell in the air, and I can clearly say that we're toast!
 * Surprise was shivering until she unknowing tripped on something. It was reveiled to be the remains of a very ugly Goblin Skeleton.
 * Suprise was able to held back a scream.
 * Spitfire: "(Quietly) Must've been an undugged corpsed from a local Grounder Tribe cematery. Wolf-Spiders like to savgine on the dead sometimes."
 * Soaren: "(Quietly) Well let's take it as a warning to not end up like him!"
 * Surprise:...(Quietly) I vote we be anywhere else than here!
 * Spitfire: (Quietly) No! We must stay put and not make ourselves easy targets! We need to stand our ground.
 * Soarin: (Quietly) But we can hardly see here!
 * Spitfire: (Quietly) We're the Wonderbolts, we've dealt with situations like this before. Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
 * Fleetfoot: (He starts smelling something) (Quietly) Oh, God, what is that smell?!? It's like the combination of poop and a skunk's stench! Oh, God! (Shrieking was heard as some glowing circular pupil-less eyes were seen. Starlight illuminated her horn again, and saw that they were surrounded by spiders with wolf-heads that were shrieking angrily)
 * Surprise: (Had a terrifyingly-shocked expression)...Mommy!
 * Spitfire: Don't panic! These beasts are nothing compared to us!
 * Soarin: No offense, Commander, but are you just saying that?
 * Spitfire: "Soarin, we have faught monsters before once or twice, reguardless of actual victories or not. We don't get scared easily."
 * Starlight: (Lips "It doesn't exacly look like something NOT to be afraid of though. We're pretty much surrounded by Canine Headed-Aratnids.")
 * Soarin: Starlight says it doesn't look like something to not be afraid of since we're surrounded by them. Plus, we already know what they're capable of! Have we EVER battled monsters like these before?
 * Spitfire: Maybe not, but things like this are what we trained for. Just stand together, and we'll get through with this. (The Wolf-Spiders shrieked)
 * Surprise: SOMEPONY KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!! (The Wolf-Spiders attacked, yet the Wonderbolts were able to fend them off, removing body parts, squishing their heads off-camera, and so on. Eventually, they fought off all of them)...Whew!...Lucky we didn't need fire.
 * Spitfire: Well, at least we got them all. Now we can- (More shrieks were heard, as well as a much louder and more menacing one, as more Wolf-Spiders arrived, as well as a silhouetted much larger one, which revealed itself to be the larger alpha, which shrieked loudly)
 * Fleetfoot: THE ALPHA!!!
 * Soarin: I DO NOT WANNA GO OUT BURNING ALL OVER!!! (The Alpha Wolf-Spider opened its four chelicerae as it prepared to spray it's fiery venom)...Do we still have to stand together, Commander? This may be our final days!
 * Spitfire: (Sees the Wolf-Spiders surrounding every surface)...Well, my honorable Wonderbolts...it's been one hell of an honor! (They prepared for the impact)...
 * Starlight, fearing for the end, closed her eyes again!
 * Spitfire: (The Alpha sprayed it's venom, but then an energy shield blocked the attack, protecting them from the venom as it gushed onto the ground in flames)...What the heck?
 * Celestia: (She appeared with the other strong heroes) You monsters aren't having dinner today! Leave them alone, or we will not go easy on you. (The Alpha sprayed more flaming venom at them, and Twilight levitated the blob in place, and rebounded it back to the Alpha, blinding it as it shrieked in pain and aggravation, and shrieked at the other Wolf-Spiders to attack as they did. Celestia and her group attacked the Alpha while the Wonderbolts and Starlight fought off the other Wolf-Spiders)
 * Spyro: TASTE FIRE, WOLF-FACE! (Breathes fire)
 * Twilight: NO, WAIT!! (The Alpha sprayed it's flammable venom, and when it and the fire collided, it caused an explosion that killed the Wolf-Spiders except the Alpha, and weakened the heroes)...
 * Spitfire:...You...HAD to use fire on an enemy with a flammable venom, didn't you?
 * Spyro: Well, I didn't know it was flammable like THAT! It's venom, and I hardly understood this creature, so give me a break!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Oh my, Celestia! (The heroes got up, though barely)
 * Spyro: But at least...it wiped out the rest of her offspring. (Suddenly, more Wolf-Spiders appeared)...AW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS ARE THERE?!?
 * Celestia: The Alpha reproduces very quickly. She gives birth to over 600 million individuals in her lifetime. So much, they can be spread throughout these caves.
 * Cynder:...Well, let's see how they deal with THIS! (Turns into her Avatar Cynder form)
 * The Wolf-Spiders were freaked out by this and flinched away quickly!?
 * Even the Alpha was momentarly caught being abit fearful until it toughen up abit to protect it's pack.
 * Spitfire: "Well, you managed to scared even the Alpha, but only for a bit! It sees you as a challnage now and you'll have to fight it!"
 * Avatar Cynder: Well, if it's a fight it wants, it's a fight it'll get! (The two started fighting as the heroes continued fighting off the other Wolf-Spiders)
 * Applejack: (As the Lodgers and their pony friends continued to ride down the river, they were once again playing Battlecloud)...Cloud G7.
 * Patrick: G7?!? KING ME, KING ME!! (Bumps into a wall)...I lose!
 * SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, it's not that kind of game we're playing. If it were, it wouldn't work because it's not Wednesday. AND you were supposed to say 'Hit'.
 * Patrick: Tartar sauce!
 * Pinkie:...How many times have we been playing this game, anyway? It's starting to turn into a running gag....I mean, besides the one we already have.
 * Banzai: You mean d*YAAAY*?...To be honest, that joke is starting to grow on me just like that Paul Bunyan's joke.
 * Banzai:...Wait, we still have that?
 * Kowalski: No, Rico just thought playing it would be funny. (Rico chuckles)
 * Patrick: Well, this game is boring. Are we at the cave yet?
 * Mr. Dodo: I'll tell you when I see one.
 * Joe: And how can we see when our van is completely underwater? Did we even install one of those sub visors to peek at the surface?
 * Lord Shen: Well, Celestia already considered that a possibility. So she put a homing device near the cave so we can know when to stop.
 * Private:... But... Wouldn't that risk the Shockers tracing it's signal and would be there waiting for us?
 * Lord Shen: "She thought of that and made the signal un-traceable for even a race of electic aliens like them."
 * Icky: "Ya ever get the feeling that we're aimless filler distracting away from a cool battle going down?"
 * Iago: Well, we did establish a few things the audience would wanna know like how we're going to find the cave. I mean, it's not like it's gonna take a while for us to find the cave-
 * Mr. Dodo: Actually, about that, we've already found it. (They got out of the water and entered the cave quickly, parking the van inside)
 * Sam:...Hmm...here's the homing device. We'd better put this away so none of those Shockers find it.
 * Ed Otter: So, where is the passageway to those caves?
 * Thundera: That would be it over there! (They found that the cave was dark)
 * Sparx:...But damn, is it dark! Eh, not a problem, we've got a glow-in-the-dark dragonfly like me, and Viper's eyes are bioluminescent.
 * Viper: Indeed. Now let's move. Those guys are probably having trouble fighting off whatever dangers are in there.
 * Avatar Cynder: (Throws the Alpha Wolf-Spider into a large puddle, and uses her fear ability on it. But then it uses it's 4 chelicerae to bite down on Avatar Cynder's snout) MMMPPPHHH!! UHHHWW, CUUMMUUNNN, HUUUTTSS NUUHHTT PHHUUURRR!!! (The Alpha smashes her face into the puddle, and bites her in the leg) OWCH!!! (She lashes her tail at the Alpha, and throws it to another wall)...DIE, WRETCHED BEAST!!
 * The Alpha proved too stubbern to back down and retreat and still aimed to fight.
 * Avatar Cynder: "Impressively determined for a basic underground predatorical beast. Most creatures like you would've retreated by now."
 * The Alpha growled.
 * Celestia: "An Alpha Wolf-Spider would rather fight to the death honorably then to live a cowerd and fail to presevre it's terratory and protect it's pack."
 * Discord: Yeah, I mean, it can always reproduce some more....Speaking of which, how do they fertilize themselves?
 * Celestia: Drones wander the caves alone looking for other Alphas to impregnate. And the ones that are still available don't fight and risk getting killed.
 * Twilight: (Fires a focus beam and fries several Wolf-Spiders) Yeah! Eusocial insects have drones to impregnate queens, much like these things. (Blasts another Wolf-Spider)
 * Celestia: Still, we need to find a way out of here as soon as possible. Judging by the Alpha's reproductive cycle, there's going to be a lot of these things fighting us until we tire out. We just need a clear way to run.
 * Spitfire: IT'S NOT LIKE THESE BEASTS ARE GOING TO LET US ESCAPE THAT EASILY!!! AND WE CAN'T FIGHT ALL OF THESE BASTARDS!!!
 * Discord: (Sweeps the whole area of the Wolf-Spiders, but he then gets covered in them) DYAAAAHHH!!! (The Wolf-Spiders start to overwhelm the rest, and it leaves Avatar Cynder to continue fighting the Alpha)
 * Avatar Cynder: LET GO OF MY FRIENDS, YOU BEAST!!! (Uses her poison ability to burn a hole in the Alpha's exoskeleton as it slowly grew back. Then it sprayed it's venom as Avatar Cynder dodged, and the venom then hit other Wolf-Spiders as it burned and killed them)
 * Rainbow Dash: HA-HA!!! YOU HIT YOUR OWN OFFSPRING!
 * Avatar Cynder: (She is able to inflict some serious damage to the Alpha, as it was starting to get too weak to fight)...... To prove that my intentions aren't aimed to destroy you, I'll spare your life. We aren't here to claim your terratory. Equestia is being attacked by a darker force, and we only want to pass through. Afterwords, we promise this place will never be distrub again. Now tell your children to stop hurting my friends.
 * The Alpha gave a small creature-like bark that commanded the pack to halt their attack.
 * The Pack picked up their Alpha and began to leave.
 * Twilight: "..... Wow, you, managed to convince Wolf-Spiders to relent."
 * Avatar Cynder: "You can in a way thank Mang for teaching me how to tame creatures for that, Sparkle. It's one of the few things I learned from him I can actselly use for good. But we still need the others. I worry I might not be able to convince any other Wolf-Spider pack so easily. Our greater numbers would deter more dangerious attacks."
 * Nightus: "They should be here soon enough. Afterwords, let's make good on your promise and make sure this place is never disturbed by neither us or others. Wolf-Spiders don't act just out of being predatory or terratorial alone. Their spieces were victims of unpleasent discrimination for their power. It drove them to be, espeically agressive."
 * Spitfire: "Well considering that they're Spiders with Wolf heads, I can't really question why that came to be."
 * ???: I'll say. (The Lodgers arrived)
 * Shifu: You Wonderbolts had a clever plan there, but there's no point in continuing through these caves and risk angering other Wolf-Spider packs now that we're here. You can instead take the way we came in from. The White Tail River.
 * Spitfire:...And the Shockers...didn't notice you?
 * Lord Shen: Our van was at least small enough to be hidden underwater. We can come to the cave from there, we sure can to go back to Ponyville the same way. So it's best not to get lost in these caves and take the easy way back.
 * Spitfire:...Well, they're right, Wonderbolts. Sure saved us a hell of an aggravating trip. Alright, we'll go through your van.
 * Mr. Krabs: Good choice.
 * Jumba: And consider yourselves lucky that Celestia foresaw your situation.
 * Celestia: Though that attack on the fortress may not have been the smartest move, Spitfire, it was at the very least successful in getting Starlight back to us.
 * Spitfire: It's an honor, your highness. Now we'd better get Starlight back to Ponyville and fast. (They left in the van and entered the river again)
 * Starfem: I'VE GROWN TIRED OF WAITING! Did you find them yet? By now, they would've gone too far by now.
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: They seem to have been hiding from us rather well, unfortunately. We couldn't find them.)
 * Starfem:...(Sighs)...Great! Now we lost Starlight! ("But at least she's still mute, and can't tell any Shockers anything.")...So...what do we do now?...Hmm...Wait...they should be heading to either Ponyville or Canterlot! OF COURSE!!! I want patrols on BOTH those places! We'll be there waiting for them. DO IT NOW!!
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: Yes, mam! Right away, mam!) (He went off)
 * Starfem sighed disappointedly.
 * Starfem: "I bet Seed Mother would've been able to handle this better. I might not have a choice anymore. If this gets worse, I'm gonna have to bring out that Overlord guy as a last ditch effert. But I'll have to plan it carefully, that guy is stronger than any of the strongest elites combined.... (Sighs)..."

Chapter 5: Battlecloud Made Real/Battle of the Equinox Masters
Ponyville Later at a safer location. Equility Storm. Meanwhile... Starfem's Office Meanwhile... The Skies of the Equility Storm.
 * Shocker troops are seen patroling the area.
 * The Heroes are cleverly hidden.
 * Icky: "(Quietly) No damn surprise Starbitch desided to have her goons play look-out for us."
 * Spitfire: Yes, she must've expected us to be here. Clever girl.
 * Celestia: And there's a good bet they're patrolling Canterlot as well since that's the second likely place we'll be.
 * Phil: Are you sure it was a good idea to leave our van parked in the river?
 * Shifu: It may be a little complicated, but it's the best available place to hide it from the Shockers. Hopefully anchoring it to the floor will keep it from being dragged away by the current.
 * Discord: Though what concerns me is that the Shockers will be waiting mostly at Twilight's Castle, being the...(Gets an Australian hat and a sniper rifle) 'Clever girls' that they are.
 * Icky: ".... But alot of them clearly look like dudes."
 * Discord: ".... Joke wrecker."
 * Tigress: We need to get to the castle without being spotted. Now's probably a good time to get there and use the animation spell to make the protagonists of the Battlecloud movie real so they can help us.
 * Po: Got it. Stealth mode.
 * Celestia: One thing to add about the animation spell as soon as we get ready for it. Sometimes, animation spells will have a Buzz Lightyear effect, whereas the ones that are made real will think they are what they are portrayed as until it takes them a while to figure out they were not real. In fact, when it comes to animation spells, those that DO learn they are fictional end up in challenging mental situations. This includes comic book characters, and characters from novels.
 * Mantis: Wow...talk about a new form of depression. Let's keep that in mind in case Spike gets any ideas.
 * Private: Can't we just do the spell here?
 * Twilight: We can't do it without a book. Like the one I have in the Libary. We can use that to bring their main characters to life so they can help us. If anypony's good at taking these Shockers down, it's them.
 * Icky: "But how do we get past those zapper-heads?"
 * Po: Well...I have an idea so crazy...it just might work.
 * Mantis: Does it involve dressing up in a costume?
 * Po: Well...sorta. If by costume you mean magical disguise.
 * Celestia:...A magical disguise?...That's actually not a bad idea. I mean, the Shockers are incapable of sensing magic besides a few exceptions, but not as much as sensing what's a phony and what's not. But believe me when I say that ruses are not going to slide. Shocker protocol says that any unfamiliar members must follow an identification procedure which includes identity, soldier serial numbers, and even one of many passwords to their fortress. If you fail in any one of those tests, particularly the last one, you're exposed.
 * Sparx:...Balls! Well, screw that idea. Sorry Po, looks like a good idea just went down the crapper.
 * Po: "Buuut...what if we disguise ourselves as Shockers that don't NEED to go through that?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You mean like, Shockers of Higher Command?"
 * Po: Yep.
 * Celestia: Even with that, you have to be careful. Shockers are good at detecting a phony disguised as a superior. All they need to do is detect some speech impediments and unfamiliar tones. All it takes is even a small barely-noticeable Minnesotan accent or phrase, and you need to go through the procedure. Plus, you'll need to have the ability to speak Zapinese. Because speaking English is an easy way to get caught. The Shockers may not be capable of magic, but they have a means to tell who's a liar and who's not. If we're going to disguise ourselves, we need to be perfect in our speech.
 * Po:...What if...what if we disguised ourselves as new recruits created by Starfem, and disguise the perfect-speakers as Shockers of High Command? Would THAT work?
 * Celestia: Well, they would be suspicious, but I guess they would conclude that they would need all the help they could get. But there's no telling if that'll happen or not, these Shockers are not idiots and will take their jobs more seriously. Even idiots are not allowed within their ranks.
 * Rainbow Dash:... And we're certain that just rushing to the castle is not an option?
 * Celestia: The Shockers are too powerful for us to face even as a group. In a few minutes, we'd surely be overwhelmed. We need to do this carefully.
 * Icky: OH, F*YAAAY* IT!! BETTER IDEA!! I'M WINGING IT!! (Brings out a Nerf Super Soaker water gun) I'm just using Kowalski's damn experimental toy!
 * Kowalski: WAIT! It's not ready! The hyper-nozzles have to be calibrated, and don't even ask me about the untested warp canister that fills the ammo-
 * Icky: I SAID F*YAAAY* IT, NERD!!! (He storms out and brings down every single patrol that attacks Icky like they were nothing, reaches the castle, gets the book, and brought down more patrols in returning as everyone watched in surprise as Icky got it)...
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... You'd think Shockers would be able to handle an ugly bird with a super-powered water-soaker better."
 * Icky: Whew! I swear, MSM has to make up his damn mind with how we do these things! I mean, come on, we've been running out of options, so I decided to end the arguing!
 * MSM: HEY, give me some credit for trying, feather-brain! Even in a world like yours, life wasn't meant to be easy. I was just trying to add some conflict and story.
 * Icky: Dude, I know you wanna be in the entertainment business, but conflict is not an excuse for you to go dilly-dally with the plot! I mean, we're on borrowed time already! We've got some ass to kick an antro bat lady's butt to-
 * MSM: You want me to drop an anvil on your head?
 * Icky: No!
 * MSM: Then stop complaining, accept my damn apology, and get on with your little f*YAAAY*ing spell!
 * Icky: Okay, fine! You don't have to be a d*YAAAY* about it.
 * Tigress: Uh, I think it's about time to stop breaking the fourth wall and hurry up with the spell. Because there's sure to be more Shocker patrols heading our way!
 * Celestia: Then let's go! (They all teleported away)
 * The group gathered around the area with the book in tow.
 * Celestia:... Alright, this should be far enough. Now let's get this over with.
 * Twilight began the spell as everything flashed.
 * Starfem: "THE PATROLS WERE DEFEATED BY AN UGLY BIRD WITH A GLORIFIVED WATER SOAKER?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: I swear it, mam! We had our electric asses handed to us! Even our armor isn't enough to protect us from that blast! That water gun was somehow given unlimited ammo and sprayed as hard as a fire hose!)
 * Starfem:...(Shrugs) Those bastards are tougher than I thought! And what were they doing there?
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: Well, so far everything in the castle was accounted for...except for one book. One which we have been trying to search for.)
 * Starfem:...And what book would that be?
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...The Princess' own tie-in book edition to our movie.)
 * Starfem:...(Her eyes were twitching)...CRAP!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...That...that they're going to summon our original enemies-)
 * Starfem: THAT THEY'RE GOING TO SUMMON YOUR ORIGINAL ENEMIES!!! URRGGGHHH!!! With geniuses like them, as comical as they were, you Shockers will have no hope!...(Sighs) I was hoping I'd never have to do this...I'm going to use your original master.
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...You mean Overlord Bzaeza?)
 * Starfem: Yes! He's stronger than all of you! And I have to admit openly that I had hoped you Shockers could maintain your loyalty to me without Bzaeza, but my sheer ridiculousness would hold you back. But now, in order to maintain your loyalty and as a person with no other options, I'm going to make you Shockers a deal!
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...Name it!)
 * Starfem: If you help me get rid of those heroes, AND do it without anymore mistakes WITH your Overlord, then I will be grateful to magically remove those main characters from your own fictional world, and allow you to start over with your conquest! I'll magically alter every tie-in book, movie, and video game to fit your needs....Better yet, I'll make YOU Shockers the main characters and make THEM the villains.
 * Shocker Commnder: (Zapinese:...You can do that?)
 * Starfem: Does a dragon breath fire? I can do it without even lifting a finger. I have chaos magic after all. So, what do you say?...
 * Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...Well...then it's a deal, I guess.)
 * Starfem: Excellent. Trust me, great things are about to happen. Now, where's the tie-in book?
 * Several Shocker Commanders are seen as the one Starfem was talking to came in.
 * First Shocker Commander: (Zapinese:...Well, it's just as we suspected, fellow commanders. Our REAL and TRUE leader is STILL trapped in the fictional world. I thought there was something off about the organic. Well thanks to our minor setback with a bird with a powerful weapon, she's NOW gonna free him. But on a pitiful condition about changing our world to a supposedly "faverable reality" where WE'RE the good guys?! Can you believe that?!)
 * The Other Shocker commanders buzz-laughed!
 * First Shocker Commander: (Zapinese: Now as nice as it sounds, I think we can all agree that we LIKED being villains. If anything, just having a fictional world is seldom unworthy of us when reality is where it's all at. And once our real master is free, we turn on that stupid organic fool for EVER thinking that it was brillient to free us Shockers from the chains of being fictional, and reverse our mark storm back to it's true glory and not this pathetic recreation.)
 * Shocker Commander #2: (Zapinese: But what's to stop her from just undoing us and redoing us to be obedient to her again?)
 * Shocker Commander #1: (Zapinese: Simple. We buy our time until our Overlord is free. Then when he, as expected, proclaim that it was foolish to ever listen to an abominable organic, we simply turn on her and take away the book responsible for bringing us into reality and keep it away from her, then we chase her out! As grateful as I am for causing us to be real, I do believe that 'Starfem' is no longer worthy to be associated with the Shockers. Do you gentlemen agree?) (The Shockers were a bit skeptical, but then agreed)
 * Shocker Commander #3: (Zapinese: I agree all too well! I suspected she was a user from the very beginning. When we didn't see our Overlord when we came into reality, then I knew she wasn't going to bring him because he was a far better leader than her. As a Shocker of honor, I see that as a disgrace! I say we give that whore what she deserves!) (The Shockers cheered)
 * Starfem:...(She is seen with the book)... I wonder... I wonder if telling that Shocker the truth was a bad idea?... What's to say if I bring Bzaeza to reality, they knock me off, steal this book, and try taking over this rainbow-colored world on their own?...(Sighs)...You know what? I knew it was stupid from the beginning! So if they wanna try this on their own, then fine! I've got all the ladies I need to satisfy me anyway! I'll take them, summon Bzaeza, let them get defeated, and complete my mission without them! I'm NOT going to be foolish enough to fall for a betrayal! So if it's Bzaeza they want, then it's Bzaeza they'll get. Can't wait to see how they'll f*YAAAY* this up. (Magically summons Bzaeza)
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: IT IS I, OVERLORD BZAEZA! THE ALMIGHTY LEADER OF THE SHOCKERS, BENT ON CONQUEST ON THIS PONY WORLD! I...wait a second...who the hell are you?)
 * Starfem: I'm the one who made you real. You're all fictional characters from a movie based on a stupid board game. I borrowed your troops for my own nefarious purposes, but let's just say I sort've screwed the pooch on this one. Why right now, I bet they're going to betray me in favor of a far better leader like you! And I gave them such a nice little deal too?! I can't believe that?! I should've been like Birth Mother and surrounded myself with idiots?! AT LEAST THEY CAN BE OBEDIENT?! Well, if that's what they want, then fine! You bastards are free to do whatever you want. Conquer as many worlds as you want in this reality. I don't care. I don't need you anymore! I've already done as much bulls*YAAAY* as I want with you. But don't come crying to me when you find that your fictional enemies are helping MY enemies.
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese:... Are you kidding? And risk having you end up becoming a benifit for said enemies?) (Snags the book away from a shocked Starfem) (Zapinese: Why, I'd be a fool to not capitalised on an obvious abomination like you!) (Traps Starfem in an electric ball) (Zapinese: Though I sensed some of my forces were lost in the process.) (Uses the book to re-summoned the defeated Shockers, including Zipper) (Zapinese: My fellow Shockers, welcome back to our new plain of conquest. Reality?! And Zipper, ready this sad beast for your corruption device at your earlist convinence!)
 * Dr. Zipper: (Zapinese: Yes sir!)
 * Starfem looked as if she gotten angier?!
 * Starfem: "(DARKER VOICE) UNGRATEFUL BASTURDS?!"
 * Starfem breaks free of the electric ball and scares even Bzaeza!?
 * Starfem was both angry and yet crying at the same time?!
 * Starfem: "ALL, I EVER WANT, WAS TO REBUILD MY FAMILY RUINED BY THE UNFAIRNESS OF EVERYTHING!? BOTH MY MOTHERS WERE TAKEN AND TURNED AGAINST ME?! WAS CONQUEST INCLUDED?! YES, BUT IT WAS JUST A PREVENTIVE MEASURE TO MAKE SURE MY FAMILY NEVER SUFFERS FROM UNFAIRNESS EVER AGAIN!? AND YET HERE YOU DIPSHITS ARE, TURNING AGAINST ME FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH CAUSES, AND, AND, AND,...."
 * Starfem quickly went from rage to full-on regretful tears and falls down and starts crying!
 * The Shockers, even Bzaeza, are surprisingly remorseful about this.
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese:... Non-Shocker female... I am no stranger to your pain. The reason for my rise to conquest was because my beautiful queen died from a sickness exclusive to Shockers.... She died, along with the children I could've been proud to become a father to. We become conquesters to honor her name. But it lead to our self-corruption to the point that we congure for self-gain, and we.... Momentarily lost sight of it. But you opened our electric eyes. By all means, I am still leader of the Shockers.... It's obvious my people would prefer it that way. But... How would you like to be Archduchess of our army? And the control of this mark storm?)
 * Starfem: "... (Looks up pittifully).... Wait..... Your un-betraying me? But, your suppose to be, unreasonable...."
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: I won't lie, as stated, I still insist that I'm the sole ruler of the Shockers. But your welcome to be Archduchess. I may be a villain, but I'm not a COMPLETE barbarian.)
 * Starfem turned from sad to darkly happy!
 * Starfem: "BAHHA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! I, can't beleive the heroes never considered this?!..... Wait.... But what if they would soon enough and realise the truth about your past?! I magicly know about the misfits learning to make do with lemons like this and find ways to mend the hearts of tragic villains! Who's to say they won't bring your queen back and have her turn you and your people TRUELY against me again?!"
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: There's very little way to bring back a Dead Shocker.)
 * Starfem: "THEY HAVE A MAGICAL BARACUDA THAT CAN DEFY DEATH ITSELF AND CAN EVEN CURE HER OF THE SICKNESS THAT PREVIOUSLY ENDED HER LIFE!?"
 * Bzaeza and other revived Shockers stared confusedly.
 * Starfem: "...... Yes, I know it sounds wack, just, roll with it. Can I have your promise that your gonna resist the words of your queen?"
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese:... I'll have to be honest. I can't 100% guarantee I'll truly resist my queen. Maybe while we can still fight, but if what you said it's true, then it depends on how quickly the heroes of our world are able to surpass us.)
 * Starfem: "..... Then I need to make the Equality Storm slightly more choatic to slow down the heroes. Harmless choas because my birth and seed mother, and possability your wife will be involved, but it'll still be powerful enough to disoriate them and enable your guys to capture them, secure BOTH my mothers and your wife, AND make sure those heroes are prevented from becoming a problem ever again! And then we resume with business as usual. Kay?"
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: Now THAT'S a deal!) (The two shook, despite Starfem getting a static shock)...(Zapinese: Sorry.)
 * Starfem: Quite fine, darling.
 * Brandy:... So... These are the main characters of the movie? (They saw 6 ponies, 4 male and 2 female, in Wonderbolt attire)
 * Rainbow Dash: Yep. These are Major General Maelstrom Breeze, Lieutenant Corona Borealis, Sergeant Waterspout Warren, Private Thunder Clap, Private Snow Slush, and Private Drizzling Dust.
 * Thunderclap the dactyl: "I didn't know there was someone else named Thunderclap too!"
 * Discord: Oh, trust me, "Thunder Clap" is just one of those names that makes a person badass. Especially a Wonderbolt, and a fictional one at that.
 * General Maelstrom: So, let me get this straight, we're just fictional characters based on a board game, a freaky magical offspring made our enemies real as well as their storm just for perverted reasons, and...this leader is something just ridiculous?
 * Rainbow Dash: You got it, sir. Which is why we summoned you to help us bring them back to the fictional world... Well, not OUR fictional world... Right after we beat Starfem.
 * Lieutenant Corona: Should we help them, General?
 * Sergeant Warren: Yeah, I'm just blown away that we were not even real, and based on a board game of all things.
 * General Maelstrom: Well, I for one will NOT stand by as THIS world is terrorized by enemies as powerful as them. They're better off in OUR world.
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, I so doubt the Shockers are gonna stick around Starfem when they discover that all this was because of "trying to put togather her family"! I so doubt the Shockers actselly give too fucks about that kind of thing!"
 * General Maelstorm: "..... Buddy, had you actselly SEEN our "movie"?"
 * Icky: "..... That you guys beaten the Shockers with water?"
 * General Maelstorm: "Ugh.... Well, spoiler warning, buster. Apawn defeating the Overlord, we end up discovering that the Shockers weren't evil for the heck of it.... They, were just being stupid about griving the loss of the Overlord's wife. There's uh.... Good chance that the Shockers might not really uh... Turn against her at all."
 * Icky: "..... Dash, is that true?"
 * Rainbow Dash sighed annoyed.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Sadly, that's kinda the only thing that bugged me about the movie. Why did you guys suddenly dropped fighting against the Shockers because of the Overlord's bad past?"
 * General Maelstorm: "What did you think what was gonna happen? That we geniside an entire race for being abit hostile? That would be a disgrace to Equestia's name!"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... I'll give you guys that, that is true. I just felt that forgiving the very race that gave major problems for your Equestia just came too.... Sudden."
 * Icky: "Said someone who was quick to forgive a certain pony guilty of butt tattoo communisum and chonro-terrorisum."
 * Starlight gave a nervious face about that.
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Touche. But you DID almost end Overlord Bzaeza before he told you the truth, right?"
 * Maelstrom: Affirmative. We defeated them in a hydroelectric power plant which was so powerful, it could've ended all the Shockers in an instant with a combination of too much power and water. Had it not been for the realization, we would've never found out why they did it and would've been in serious trouble with other military forces from the Shockers' home planet that was twice as strong. So we had to let them go with the promise to never attack Equestria again.
 * Snow Slush: I have to admit, I was actually the first one to notice this during the scene where I was kidnapped and trying to escape. The clues were all in Bzaeza's office, but unfortunately, I was unable to tell my comrades.
 * Corona: Well, we were sort've busy with halting massive invasions.
 * Maelstrom:...You don't have a hydroelectric power plant with just as much power, do you?
 * Twilight: Well, unfortunately, that power plant was fictional. We don't have a power plant just as strong. Not only would building one be too risky, but it would be kind of a hazard to the environment. Electricity with power at that capacity can spread far into the rivers and kill wildlife....Wait...how did you build that?
 * Maelstrom: Believe me, Princess, that's a mystery even for me. So if we can't build a power plant at that power, then...how do we fix this? Private Thunder, you have any options?
 * Thunder: "Well, actselly fighting against the Overlord before we used one of the weaknesses was tough. The only non-violent thing we could do is if we somehow reserect the dead Shocker Queen and cure her sickness and get her to corral the entire Shocker Race."
 * Pinkie: "Lucky for you, we have a magical Baracuda who used to do nothing but that!"
 * Madam Cuda: "Well, even then, I wager that Bzaeza would sympathise with the troubled bat being enough that as long as he remains able to fight, even the love of his life would do little to stop the Shocker onslaught. Heck, the clever little bat woman might already plan to make the Equility Storm, Mark storm for those of the movie, much more aggresive then it already was."
 * Shifu: "Then we must gather the rest of the element barers and devised a way to put a halt to this once and for all."
 * Maelstorm: "I may have some suggestions.... Think anyone here is able to re-create our strongest battle clouds here?"
 * Rainbow Dash:...Oh, boy, this isn't gonna be like that Harry Potter movie where we have to play like the actual game intended, do we?
 * Maelstrom:...Exactly how DOES that game go? (Everyone was surprised)
 * Shenzi:...The Battlecloud board game doesn't exist in your world?
 * Sergeant Warren: No.
 * Icky: Well, obviously it's based on the damn game, of course it wouldn't exist! I'd be surprised if they had Battleship to replace that game.
 * Drizzle Dust: Oh, I LOVE that game! (Everyone was even more surprised)
 * Banzai:...Well, I'll be damned! The real life version of that board game replaces the actual board game in their world. How strange.
 * Maelstrom:...So...Battlecloud is exactly like Battleship?
 * Icky: A blatant ripoff in every way that the MLP series introduced in an episode where Rainbow Dash became an 'egg-head' after enjoying books. She faked a loss in Battlecloud just to get back to reading. Then some s*YAAY* went down where she ended up stealing the book from the hospital...like Starfem sorta just did...and finally having to admit the truth. And you know what? Those damn books turned out to be autobiographies.
 * Thunder Clap:... Wow. This world has it's own TV show?
 * Kowalski: This is the United Universes. We're a fictional world as well, and each fictional world exists here as planets. Basicly, all this is just one of several transscripted stories on a Wikia site for a Hiatus Crossover Series made by cartoon enthusiasts who write crossovers with various cartoon characters and the like on the Internet. There was once a 3rd, but he left us when the main producer felt too, nitpicky about over-romancisizing this girl we're protecting, among other issues, and, eventally.... He began to persue his own thing. Sad really.
 * Corona:... Wow... I don't know if my mind is blown or if I'm flabbergasted. We escape a fictional world only to be in another one. I was wondering what you meant by that "Not OUR fictional world" comment. But hell, it doesn't matter. What's the plan?
 * Maelstorm: "Oh do I ever have quite a plan. All right, listen up."
 * Shocker Battle Clouds are seen forming.
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: Today, we shall lay waste to Equestria, and claim it as our own! All their magic and all their secrets will all be ours! And these Battleclouds, when infused with enough chaos magic, shall become warclouds with the destructive capacity to wipe out our enemies.")
 * Starfem: Couldn't have said it better myself. So now, as your new Archduchess, I shall begin our almighty conquest of Equestria! (She touches the cloud, and it begins jolting in chaotic electrical currents, transmogrifying them into cotton candy clouds with unbelievably-strong storms, and the electric chaos magic surrounded the other battleclouds and turned them into the same, as beneath them, chaos began to erupt across the landscape, turning the environment into Discord-style lands, and sucking away the cutie marks of all the ponies, even when indoors)
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: (Buzz-cackles) YES! YES! Oh, God, why didn't I think about having an archduchess in my previous invasion?)
 * Starfem: Because it wouldn't fit into the movie plot.
 * Bzaeza: (Zapinese: Good point, but at least I have one now! Now let the Age of the Shockers begin!)
 * ???: "Hold it right there, Bzaeza."