The Tallest Talltales EVAH!

 The Tallest Talltale EVAH! is the 18th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Pinkie Pie has invited Spyro, Sparx, Kairi, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, The Hyenas, Shrek and his friends, the Madagascar Gang, the rest of the lougers (Minus Shen and Boss Wolf cause Shen desired to personally confront Celestia about a certin mishap conserning a certin mix-body-parted creature, and Boss Wolf being dragged into it by a forceful Shen), Discord cause he's hiding from the controversy he caused in the Season 4 premere, and the Dragon group to watch Survivor: Dragon Island, but the Baby Cakes just won't go to sleep. So our heroes deside to tell some hilarious, exciting, and crazy bedtime stories to put the baby ponies to sleep. There are 8 stories in total, which are all equally hilarious, heroic, adventurous, and exciting. Equily, 4 are Alternate Realities, and 4 are Obscured Adventures of Lougers and Friends. From Pinkie Pie on the run from the law, to Sandy's Southern Sheriff adventures with Dirty Dan and his posse, to Gingy's real estate crisis with a sour gingerbread dealer, to Twilight as a world-famous sorceress, and more.

Stories List

 * Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted (Alternate Reality)- In Far Far Away, a lonesome pony named Pinkie Pie is wanted for some crimes she didn't commit. An unknown thief known as The Meanie Burgler has stolen the king's precious jewels, the queen's beatiful assesories, and all of the gold from the royal bank and gets Pinkie Pie blamed by disguising himself as her. But Pinkie always defends herself from arrest by Officer Kill-Joy, who is a near clone of Cranky Doodle Donkey, and his brave men in metal, as well as two imfamously dangerious troll bounty hunters, with her psychological condition in which she can make people laugh called Giggler Syndrome. And when she makes friends with the rainbow-colored and nature controlling superheroes of the kingdom named Chrome Dash (Rainbow Dash) and Natureshy (Fluttershy), her life changes forever.
 * Western Hoedown (Alternate Reality)- In the old South in a place called Texas, another hero is present. Sheriff Sandreas Cheeks and her parnter Cowboy Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots are on the look out for 3 mad criminals named Dirty Dan, a filthy squirrl, Duckbilled Benny, an outlaw who's ironicly a vulture, and no duck-based traits at all, and Pinhead Larry, a goof ball scorpian, who are robbing banks and rustling cattle and livestock as quick as a flash under the orders of a machanical madman thought dead. It's up to Puss and Sandra with some aide of unexpected allies to send these jerk offs to justice.
 * Cynder and The Mad Puppet Doctor (Obscure Adventure)- Cynder, Sparx,  Riku, Twilight, Spike (comes down latter down the road) Gilda, Trixie, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders (who they stow-awayed into it) are sent on a mission by Celestia to stop the villainous plans of Shrek Pinocchio's evil cousin, who calls himself The Devious Puppet, who was corrupted during his creation by an unknown villain, who said villain is ploting to make the UUniverses his by turning everyone into puppets, and has also kiddnapped the other Lodgers, even Spyro and Kairi thanks to a personal procession of Discord: his string holders that are infamously refered to as the "String Holders of Chaos", with addition to a very powerful artifact litterally very impourent to the Alicorns in more ways then one, where thanks to the theif, Discord is in danger of not only relapsing, but becoming worse then he ever was! The Mane 6 seek out a relic capable of prophet like powers to find out if the strings have a weakness of sorts, all the while they have quite a "WILD" adventure with a mare raised in the jungle against a group of hostile pouchers, while the louge combat the horrors of their worse nightmares combined with their most personal and evil abversaries, while avoiding being mind-warped until the weakness is reveiled and only then can this puppet be selved for good.
 * Gingy's Grib (Obscure Adventure)- Gingy's new Grib, Casa de Gingerbread looks great and the party is tasteful, literally. It became even more tasteful when he monitarly benifited from a fortune of skittles! That is, until his wealth vanished, and everyone ended up thinking he became an egotisitcal idiot and unknowingly spend all so quickly he failed to noticed. With help of his dream girl, Gingerette, he sets out to catch teh thief no one believed. They quickly suspect a corrupt Gingerbread Man real estate agent named Sour Cookie, who secretly seeks Gingy's house, Gingy's deed to his home, which strangely enough, is also a resitpe, so he can sell their home to a crime lord of the imfamous Barnyard Mafia he's heavily indepted to. Now, Gingy must stop the most Imfamous Mafia of Shrek world before they pull of the most illegal Gingerbread selling in history.
 * Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors (Obscure Adventure)- The Viking Island Town of Berk gets some new neighbors, the giant, noisy partying kind! Who is one of these giants? Northen Land Stomper The Undefeatable, the super brute best warrior of the Giants. At first glance, dispite a bad first impression, these Giants seem realitively friendly, for beings resembling the Giants from Skyrim, espeically their leader Normus The Far Traveling Friend To All. But when they find out that the giants are jerks who treat dragons like vermin, cause Normus, while he would normally discredit or even flat out illegalises Xenophobia of such a caliber, is afraid of them cause a Night Fury bit his toe very badly once and has a serious phobia based on dragons in general, and there's nothing more dangerious then Xenophobic giants, espeically if they're simuler to certain almost unbeatable enemies from an Elder Scrolls Game. It gets worse then Normus, desperate to make a great impression on the Vikings, restricts Stomper from doing his ideas on how to keep dragons away and even invites the humans to their party, thus ending up making a deal with a certain Fox, Snow Leopard, Lion, and Alien from the leage. now the lougers and the dragon gang must beat Land Stomper in his own challnage: the test of battle superiority, who ever wins, makes the loser leave by great force.
 * Spyro's Cooking Show (Alternate Reality)- Spyro is an ispiring under-appresiated grunt of an abusive and secretly cruel host Chef Al-La Creep, a giant brown recluse french chef, to a cooking show where established and OC chefs cook with a special ingredient. Today's specal incredient is: Fluttershy. Can Spyro do something to finally stand up to his abusive master before Fluttershy's lunch?
 * Run Away Greymon (Obscure Adventure)- Parody of The Rugrats' Runaway Reptar, Greymon is reaking havioc in Tokyo Japan along with the Digi Kid's other digimon in their champion forms. Someone named Dr. Wazabi is behind it all and only Sam, Max, The Digidestined, Devon, Cornwall, Brandy, Whiskers, Lola Boa, Ed the Otter, Batty, Miguel and Tulio can stop him before he uses the Digimon to destory Tokyo with their other digivolve forms.
 * Twilight the Wizard (Alternate reality)- In this story, Equestria is a more safer place in a time where there was no need for the Elements of Harmony for it was now protected by Princess Celestia's Students who've mastered powerful magic that fended off many other countless threats to Equestria. (and when Twilight didn't became princess so we can still use Twilight as a Unicorn. Remember, these are talltales, and therefor, don't really exsit.) The most powerfulf and benvoloent of them all was Twilight along with Spike, Taiku and Princess Alice themselves. But soon, they will come face-to-face with the return of an unexpected enemy: Sunset Shimmer, (cause Twilight Alicorn never happened, Sunset is still evil and still soughts to become an Alicorn), Now, Twilight must sacervice her Unicornhood so she can have the power to tame the darkness in Sunset Once and for all. (Note: I still didn't see Equestia Girls, but i do think Sunset is a decent villain, just wish she was used better.)

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Backstreet Boys- Larger Than Life)



Chapter 1: Sugarcube Slumber Party
Sugarcube Corner Later.
 * Icky: Wow, did that episode rock and suck at the same time.
 * Donkey: How are yall' supposed to protect Equestria now?
 * Twilight: Don't worry, Donkey! We'll just find those missing 6 keys to that weird box and find out.
 * Discord: Glad Lord Shen didn't bother to show up. I bet it's so he can glout to Celestia how he's "supposingly" right about me. I could just hear that bleach Peacock now. (Magically appears in Lord Shen's clothes) I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU FROM THE START, YOU DISHONEST JERK!!! I OUGHTTA SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH ONE OF MY CANNONS RIGHT NOW!!! (Magically makes one of Shen's cannons appear)
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, slow down there, Dissy! You've caused enough trouble for us already, don't make it worse by blowing your cover. Ponies still haven't realise your at Sugercube Corner.
 * Puss: Still, if you can believe Discord would set up a silly charade like that just to teach Twilight a lesson about being a princess, something I'm sure they would've figured out on their own without a attack of the weeds, I could just say 'No puedo chrerro!'
 * Patrick: Say what?
 * Puss: 'I can't believe it' in Spanish.
 * Patrick: Right, I knew that.
 * Puss: No you didn't. You only knew that now cause I just told you!
 * Discord: Still, at least Fluttershy still forgives me after all that.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I am a little disappointed in you after lying to us about those seeds, but I can still forgive you for not truely doing anything wrong.
 * Donkey: (Playing peek-a-boo with Pumpkin Cake with his ears) PEEK-A-BOO! Peek-a-boo!
 * Pumpkin: Donkey, donkey, donkey! (Giggles)
 * Icky: "But in all honesty Discord, you don't ACTSELLY think Shen is gonna see Celestia again just so he can glout like a jackass to her, do you?"
 * Discord: "Wanna bet, Mr. Doubts-a-lot?"
 * Icky: Yeah!
 * Discord: Oh yeah?
 * Icky: YEAH!
 * Discord: OH YEAH?!?
 * Twilight: ENOUGH!!! (Discord and Icky stop) Lord Shen is still gonna find out because he is sure to have watched the premiere. Let's hope he doesn't do anything stupid. And I mean Shen, but I do qualify you as someone being capable of doing stupid things as well, DISCORD?!
 * Hiccup: "Still, it's cool we're invited into this."
 * Pinkie: LET PINKIE PIE'S SLEEPOVER EXTRAVAGANZA BEGIN!!! (Icky hops onto Discord like Scooby-Doo after he is scared by Pinkie's loud voice, and she launches a party cannon with confetti and balloons)
 * Icky: GODDAMN IT, PINKIE, YOU SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME!!!
 * Discord: This isn't Scooby-Doo you know, Ickster. (Icky soon realizes, and gets off of him)
 * Shrek: You're lucky your screams didn't scare the Baby Cakes.
 * Kowalski: Yeah, babies can get frightened by yells or screams VERY easily.
 * Pinkie: Sorry, didn't think that through, but (Whispers) let's get this party starteeeeed!
 * Trixie: "Let's just be glad it wasn't the work of Nightmare Moon or some new villain, or it would've been most ironic to surrender those things so easily."
 * Gilda: "Yeah, but Discord may wanna be ALOT careful now. Cause I don't think Pred Jerk Des and the Bitch Sisters are gonna take kindly to Discord's stunt."
 * Cynder: "I'm more worried that, if the villain teams or outside villains found out about this, that Equestia is without defences or even the existence of the tree, it's gonna attract alot of dangerious attention, espeically that of Qui. She would do ANYTHING to make the new villain's act happen, and I doubt she would take her promise to stay away from here to heart."
 * Twilight: Still, we need to figure out what we're gonna do until those keys are found.
 * Pinkie: Guys? Survivor: Dragon Island is about to start!
 * Icky: "Aw sweetmongasaur."
 * Discord: "Honestly, what IS it with you and those catchprhases of yours?"
 * TV: "WELCOME TO A SPEICAL EPISODE OF: SURVIVER: DRAGON ISLAND?!"
 * Icky: "Oh boy!"
 * TV: "TONIGHT'S EPISODE: TEAM WINDFIRE AND TEAM VULTURE FEATHER ARE STILL BUTTING HEADS WITH EACHOTHER?!"
 * Suddenly, TV audio is drowned out by sounds of crying!
 * Icky: "Uh, I know those people tend to be drumatic, but, when did they cried litterally like babies?"
 * Discord: "No, no, no, you dim-witted living fossal, tis the sound of REAL babies!"
 * The White Rabbit: Tell me that's not the sound effect box broken again.
 * Mad Hatter: "Nope. It worked well some of the previous episodes."
 * PInkie's voice: "Uh guys? Can you help me with the Babies? They seem, extra fussy this time around."
 * Icky: You guys go help Pinkie while I have this recorded so you won't miss any of the show.
 * The lougers, Dragon Team, and a layed back, not in any rush Discord goes off.
 * Iago stayed behind, wanting to ensure Icky doesn't screw this up somehow.
 * Iago: "I'm staying with you Icky, just to be sure you don't somehow ruin everything."
 * Icky: "Ok, but I think i know how to work a recording system Iaggy."
 * Iago: "Just being here just in case."
 * Icky:... Right.

Chapter 2: A Baby Bedtime Gone Wrong
Baby Cakes' room.
 * The baby ponys were brawling their eyes out with Pinkie trying everything she could to make them stop fuzzing.
 * Shrek: Pinkie, what in the name of Gingy is wrong with them?
 * Pinkie: "The babies don't want to go to bed for some reason!"
 * Sparx: "Well, i guess it's because they had too much fun with us. We have that effect on kids."

Cutaway Present
 * Discord: Yeesh, I haven't heard a baby crying ever since I pranked that pony mother eons ago.
 * Mother Pony: (Runs a stroller carrying her foal until a magical flash appears) What the--?!?
 * Discord: (Magically appears as a baby) I just wanna spwead chaos and be thwilled, is dat a cwiiiiiime?
 * Mother Pony: AARRGGGHH!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY BABY?!?
 * Discord: Relax cuddle-cups, I may be a spirit of chaos, but even I don't wanna bring harm to a little foal. (Magically makes the baby appear) Here, I was keeping him on my throne. (The foal starts crying)
 * Mother Pony: YOU CREEP!!! (Smacks Discord away with her purse)
 * Discord: YAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!...(Crash)
 * Gilda: Seriously dude?
 * Gingy: I wouldn't handle a baby like that! That's just weird!
 * Discord: Look, I did it back when I was still evil, okay?
 * Shrek: "Appearently, to Discord, being evil is simular to being stupid... or a pedophile."
 * Discord: "AW COME ON!? I know i messed up royally with the Plunder weeds, but do we have to result to mockery?" (The Baby Cakes continue crying) UUGGHHH!!! Not to be rude or anything, but can someone PLEASE shut them up?!?
 * Kairi: Well, why don't we tell them some stories?... (They all laugh except Spyro) Aw, c'mon! It helped me when I was a child. Grandma always told me bedtime stories to get me to sleep.
 * Banzai: I got a story for you! BOR-RING! (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)... I needed that.
 * Kairi: Well, I got a good one. It about me as a King Fu master named Kairi Cha-
 * Phil: I have to stop you Kiari. Sorry, but the producer desided to scrap the Kung Fu Kairi story. We're also not doing the "Shroud" thing anymore.
 * Tito: I got one. It's about Titomeo and Georgiette!
 * Skipper: LET'S NOT!!!
 * Scootaloo: Could I tell another one of those Star Wars stories we promised we'd tell?
 * Applejack: We're savin' that for a later episode, Scoo.
 * Spongebob: Yeah.
 * Pinkie: "OH, OH, OH! I got one! And it's a story of epicness, and comedy?!"

Story 1:  Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted
Alternate reality: Far Far Away in the Shrek world. The Poison Apple Inside the Poison Apple Private room. Outside. Tunnel. Forest Royal Castle. Forest Troll Village outskirts. Flashback Present Mack and Kelly's tower room. Hall Flashback Present Crocadile room. Hallway Flashback Present Hallway Valley. Flashback. Private Room Later Reality (of the story.) Dragon Tyrant Castle. Statue Room. Inside the statue. Giant Throne room. Flashback. Cutaway Present Reality. Statue room. By morning. Later after they got to the Magic Shcool. Hours later. Hospital 4 3/4 minutes later...
 * (Pinkie): "Once apawn a time, In that Far Far Away place, there was an orphan pink pony in the FFA orphanage, which was, kinda broken, and poor, and, under budget. But the Maid lady was REALLY nice! She treated alot of orphans very well, even the pink pony. The Pink Pony had a Griffin friend, who was abit troubled. He dreamed of being a famous thief, which ended up made an impression on the impressionable filly, so they got in trouble once, and the Pink Pony was forced to abandon her friend, vowing to never steal again. Luckly, the event fell into obscurity and the Pink Pony ended up grewing up alone. She had no home and no friends, and was looking at a loney life... But she did not knew, she was gonna have the craziest adventure ever."
 * (Discord): "I'm gonna need MORE Popcorn!"
 * (Alex): You already said that in the Season 4 Premiere.
 * (Discord): So what?
 * (Pinkie): SSHHH!!!
 * Pinkie: (After buying a few groceries with all the farlings she could gain, Singing) Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'til it's done...
 * (Pinkie): The pink pony seemed to be the nicest to the people of FFA. But not when something goes horribly wrong. (As Pinkie continues singing, some knights appear to be sneaking up on her)
 * Knight #1: There she is!
 * Knight #2: Are you sure this is the pony we're after? She looks innocent and surprisingly peaceful.
 * Knight #1: That is definitely her! The Magic Mirror never lies. Now shut up and let's book her.
 * Pinkie: (Singing) Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're only a day awa-- (The knights pounce on her) WHOA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?...(She appears in shackles)...What's going on here?
 * ???: Don't try to avoid us, Pinkamena Diane Pie! (A Cranky Doodle Donkey-like donkey is seen staring at her menacingly)
 * Pinkie: Officer Kill-Joy? What's going on?
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You're under arrest for the robbery of the Far Far Away Bank!
 * Pinkie: WHAT?!? But, sir, I wouldn't steal anything, honest! I swore off stealing a long time ago.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Oh, really? Then explain THIS! (Shows her Magic Mirrror, who shows a pony silouette carrying moneybags in her mouth, and her hood falls off, showing Pinkie's face, smiling sinisteringly, and taking off with the money)
 * Pinkie:...But I don't understand! That wasn't me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Oh, then i didn't know you had an evil twin... By the way, I am being sarcastic. Now, nothing personal miss Pie, but until or UNLESS otherwise is proven, I'm afraid you have to come with us."
 * Pinkie: "Then I'm not gonna rest till I've proven my innosence! DOI?!"
 * The knights started to laugh their butts off!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "No you idiots?! Your gonna let her-" (Pinkie disappears in the blink of an eye)...YOU IDJITS!!! GET HER!!! GET HER, GET HER, GET HER, GET HER!!!
 * Pinkie: (Runs through the alleys as the knights follow hot persuit, then she vanishes, causing the knights to stop)
 * Knight #3:...Where'd she go? (Suddenly, Pinkie pops out of a manhole making a funny face, causing the knights to laugh out of control)
 * (Pinkie): Kill-Joy and his knight birgade knew this very well, the pink pony had a rare psychological disorder called Giggler's Syndrome, which somehow makes her actions 92% funny. She used this ability to escape.
 * (Kowalski): That's not a real syndrome, Pinkie.
 * (Pinkie): I made it up!
 * (SpongeBob): Not everything about a story has to be true, you know.
 * (Kowalski): I should've known that, sorry.
 * (Pinkie): Anyway, back to the story. Even though the pink pony was swift and clever, she was still unable to handle an army of knights coming at her in different directions.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: (Ties a piece of cloth around Pinkie's mouth) Comedy won't save your ass this time, Pinkie-face! Plus, you have the right to remain silent.
 * Pinkie: "MMPH! MMPH?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Nothing personal kid, but it's a just part of my job."
 * ???: "Hey Jackass?!"
 * ???: "Oh Crome, did you HAD to be so valgur?"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Aw, shit! Not aga--(A rainbow-colored blade is put on his throat by Rainbow Dash in a more intense version of her Power Pony costume)
 * Chrome Dash: Let the pony go! She is innocent! (Then Fluttershy appears in a costume covered in flowers, leaves, and vines)
 * Natureshy: Chrome, do we have to resort to violence?
 * Chrome Dash: Not now, Natureshy! Call off your guards, and leave this pony alone!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You don't have the guts to use that blade of yours! (Chrome Dash then uses the blade to scratch Kill-Joy in the face) UAARRRGGGHH!!!
 * Chrome Dash: Try me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Alright, alright! Let's go! But you haven't seen the last of us! (The knights and Kill-Joy retreat)
 * Pinkie: Mmph? (Chrome Dash removes the cloth from her mouth)...Whew! What did he wipe with that rag? BLECH!!!...Wait a minute, who are you two?
 * Chrome Dash: I'm Chrome Dash, and this is my trusted sidekick, Natureshy.
 * Naturshy:...Hi.
 * Pinkie: Wow, she's adorable.
 * Chrome Dash: We know you're innocent, Pinkie Pie. And we mean to help you.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Chrome: "Yep. This was the work of none other then... The Meanie Burgler."
 * Pinkie: "The Meanie Burgler?"
 * Chrome: "Yeah, he's a nortourious master of disguise. Problem is, the guards are stupidly convince he's a myth and can't be shown otherwise until we actselly caught him AND the mask he used."
 * Pinkie: "But why would the Meanie Burgler frame me?"
 * Chrome: "We're, still trying to figure that out. But come with us, and we might find out. There is a city of thugs just 10 miles from here. I know a shady griffin who i busted once, but befriended later when she saved my life from her own murderious mob boss."
 * Pinkie: "You, sure she can be trusted?"
 * Chrome: "If anyone knows the scum of socity, is someone who lives among them. She's kinda our best shot at the moment."
 * Natureshy: "But, she does tend to be, um, pricey."
 * Chrome: "(Sigh), alchorse. You, wouldn't to happen to have 50$ bucks or something, do you?"
 * Pinkie: "All i have is my one 100$ dollar bill i been saving for a speical day, like, i wanted to use it to buy something good for the nurse maid who cared for me."
 * Chrome sighed. she knew this won't be easy.
 * Chrome: "Miss, the friend i knew is not gonna be easy to reason with unless we make it worth her while, and, money is the only thing that makes her talk."
 * Pinkie: "Do.... Do..... Do i have too?"
 * Natureshy: "We're so sorry, but we do wish there was another way..."
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Well, it's alright. I guess I won't get a better life than just living in an alley buying and cooking your own food by yourself.
 * Natureshy: Oh, I'm so sorry.
 * Chrome Dash: Well, who knows? You might get that chance when you cooperate with us.
 * Pinkie: You really think so?
 * Chrome Dash: Of course I do.
 * Pinkie: (Eyes glitter as Pinkie is touched)...Then let's do it.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, hold on tight. (Chrome grabs Pinkie's back, and she and Fluttershy fly off)
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAHHHH!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I NEVER HAD A VIEW BEFORE!
 * Chrome Dash: Just keep your eyes shut. You ain't wearing any goggles, so the wind might not be that friendly to your eyes.
 * Pinkie: Okay. (Closes her eyes) WHEEEEEE!!! (They fly off into the sunset)
 * Pinkie: 'The Poison Apple'? Doesn't sound like a friendly place. And i thought we were going to a thug city.
 * Chrome Dash: Sorry, i just remembered that in the Shrek universe, there's only this cheap bar instead of a city, so it has to do. This place is filled with the foulest criminals known to Far Far Away! When you're inside a place like this, you must know a few things: 1. Do not stare at one of them in the eye for too long. They don't like how they're looked at, even if their faces look ugly. 2. Act like a gangster or a thug. Any form of heavy kindness will make you an easy target. Knowing you, you should probably use...dirty humor.
 * Pinkie: What?
 * Chrome Dash: And 3. Do not say anything that will prompt them to kick you in the shin. Got it?
 * Pinkie: But I don't wanna use dirty humor!
 * Chrome Dash: Don't worry, you don't have to. You just need to act like a thug. I mean, Natureshy used to be a whiny little coward until I taught her how to act assertively and tough.
 * Natureshy: It's true. But I never felt happy doing it.
 * Chrome Dash: Now let's go inside.
 * A series of fairy tale villains and mythic beast criminals are seen in the bar.
 * An Orc Bartender is seen cleaning a glass mug.
 * Pinkie: Didn't the Ugly Stepsisters used to work here?
 * Orc: Well, they retired as well as all the other fairy tale villains from the shrek movies, all except that nasty Prince Charming, and this entirely different fairy tale villains.
 * Pinkie: Shallow.
 * Chrome: We're lookin' for someone who's willin' to help us with a lil' problem concerning a framed pony. That's this pink lady.
 * Orc: Oh, you mean the Meanie Burglar? Yeah, I saw it on the Magic Mirror News. He has the ability to take the appearence of anyone he touches by using this magical mask he found.
 * Pinkie: I thought he just wore a costume.
 * Orc: Trust me, dude, a costume of you? Who would get something like that other then extreme bronies? Plus, I hear that this guy is a griffin, so, frankly, such a costume wouldn't fit him.
 * Pinkie: Then how did you know it was him?
 * Orc: Oh, that was easy. I know a pink pony like you wouldn't rob a bank. You Equestia ponies take friendship like a realigen, so, criminal ponies are freakishly rare. But if you ask me, I think he's compensating for something.
 * Chrome: Right. Anyway, we're looking for Mean Martha. Have you seen her?
 * Orc: Yeah, she's in the back. But be careful, she's been on some hard times lately. It's best that you don't ask her about it. Also, most of the time frankly, she sometimes doesn't like to be disterbed.
 * Natureshy: Right. Let's move.
 * Chrome, Nature, and Pinkie entered the room.
 * A squack was heard.
 * They look to see Icky dressed like a commen theif.
 * Icky: "Hey, can't you see this is my master's private den?"
 * Natureshy: Look, pal, we're here for business, so buzz off!...
 * Icky:...Okay. (Leaves nervously)
 * Chrome: Wow, Natureshy, I am impressed.
 * ???: Ah, we meet again, Chrome Dash! (A masked griffin appears from the shadows) I can see you need help from your old friend?
 * Chrome Dash: Yes, Martha, we're here because we need some advice about the Meanie Burglar, who he is, and why he framed this pink pony.
 * Mean Martha: Hmm...how will you be paying?
 * Pinkie:...Well, I have this $100 bill. Will it be enough? (Martha snatches it)
 * Mean Martha: Indeed.
 * Mean Martha reveils that, in our reality, she would be known as Gilda. I mean hey, it would make sense why Icky is around here, right?
 * Mean Martha: "But I got to warn ya. The Burgler has protactors in the form of the most insidious bounty hunters ever. Mack and Kelly.
 * Meanwhile, two trolls simular to the Puss in Boots villains, Jack and Jill, are seen slowly walking torwords the Poison apple.
 * Mean Martha: "If anyone becomes a threat to the Meanie Burgler, he sends his nasty troll bodyguards to dispose of them. It's believe in a box that surrounds Mack's hand, holds a key to an abandon, magical fortress once belonged to a tyrant dragon king, before King Fantail and Queen Sun defeated him with might and magic, and sealed him with a curse of stonfication, as he slowly rots within it. The place is delcaired deserted by those idiot burocated guards that are after you, thanks to the Burgler being to smart, and that mask."
 * Chrome: "Well, if the king and queen been there before, then why-"
 * Mean Martha: "Fantail's an over-comident and unreasonable jerk, and while Sun is very reasonable, both of them are convinced that your friend stolen their jewery AND that moeny and gold, and won't even THINK about that old castle. So, tough break getting even them to help you out. And don't expect Kill-Joy to be so easily reasoned with neither. He's equilly convinced by that mask it was your friend. Now, it's possable the burgler realised you guys may be onto him, so his trolls are coming, so you guys need to get out of here before-"
 * Icky came back in!
 * Icky: "Master, Mack and Kelly are here and asking about the ponies?!"
 * Mean Martha: "Damn?! Then you need to follow me! I know another way out!"
 * (Twilight): Shouldn't we lay low on the cussing, please? This is a bedtime story for the Baby Cakes.
 * (Pinkie): Sorry.
 * Mack: (The two of them burst in)...Hello, Boris!
 * Boris the Orc Bartender: What are you two doing here? Get out of my pub!
 * Kelly: Or what?
 * Boris: You are no longer allowed here!
 * Mack: (Lights up a blaster, and blasts one of the dishes behind him) We're not here for another drink! We're after somepony who needs to be stopped.
 * Kelly: The criminal named Pinkie Pie.
 * Boris: Since when do you guys become vigilantes?
 * Mack: The boss needs the pleasure of getting revenge on her. Now, where is she?
 * Boris: She's not here!
 * Kelly: (Grabs Boris by the shirt)...I know you're lying. I can smell her.
 * Mean Martha: (Opens a secret hatch) Come on, down here! (They all enter until Mack and Kelly smell her out and find her)
 * Mack: THERE YOU ARE!!! (Lights the blaster, but it misses Pinkie by a millimeter) Darn it!
 * Martha, Chrome, Nature, Pinkie, and Icky got out.
 * Martha: "You guys need to get out of here! Here, take my dragon horse!"
 * Martha screeched for a Reptilian-like creature coming forth,
 * Martha: "She's very fast and realsillient! She can take you on your journy! Take Ick-a-bod with you."
 * Ick-a-bod: "But Master, i wanna stay and fight with you!"
 * Martha: "I'll distract those trolls for as long as i can. I'm not sure if it's a battle i can win, but i have to make sure they can't get you guys. I need you to wacth over them Ick-a-bod."
 * Before Ick-a-bod can say anything, Martha flew off with a battle cry, as the Dragon Horse began to run off, Ick-a-bod, with a small tear, forces to follow.
 * Martha stood in front of the Trolls.
 * Mack: "You have some nerve getting in the way of US, Martha. Esepically after what you did to our LAST boss."
 * Martha: "Well, exquse me for re-discovering my sense of humanity, Mack!"
 * Mack: "...... But, your a griffin."
 * Martha: "Oh you know what i mean?!"
 * Martha tries to pounce, but is then knocked out by Kelly!
 * Kelly: "We would kill you now, but boss said he has interesting plans for you, Martha."
 * Mack: "Si, and we'll always be around to ensure YOU don't do something to screw us over a-gain!"
 * Mack and Kelly laughed as they dragged away the unconjustus Martha.
 * Chrome Dash: Couldn't it have been easier if we used air travel to escape?
 * Icky: "Don't ask me, ask the narrator telling us to do these things!"
 * (Pinkie): Well, enemies can spot you in the air, can't they?
 * (Kolwalski): Yeah, but why is there a Dragon Horse in Shrek's world?
 * (Twilight): "Yeah, I have to be honest, your story has some plotholes you didn't explain. I mean, what's a dragon horse of all creatures doing all the way out here, and if Martha's a griffin, why doesn't she just fly from place to place, where did these Trolls come form, and shouldn't they attempted to get the key from them SOMEHOW if this "Mack" guy has the key to this dragon tyrant's castle, and most impourently, WHO IS KING FANTAIL AND QUEEN SUN?!"
 * (Shrek): "Yeah, and what exsactly happened to the real king and queen of far far away?"
 * (Discord): "Now, now, everyone, her story, her rules."
 * (Pinkie): "Yeah, those are totally explainable. Martha used the dragon horse as a companion during her evil days, she needs to stay away from authorities that could be waiting to turn her in, Mack and Kelly come from a troll village in Shrek's world, the heroes didn't get the key because they had to be sneaky about it, and King Fantail and Queen Sun are gonna be introduced soon. Also, they're temporarily in charge until the real king and queen return. Besides, it doesn't really matter much because we're telling this to the Baby Cakes, so they're not yet old enough to have a problem with things like that."
 * (Cynder): Oh...good explanations.
 * (Icky's voice cause he was downstairs with the recording of the show): Good thing I didn't have to be bothered to do a Nostalgic "EXPLAIN!!!" gag.
 * (Twilight): Well, I suppose that makes sense you chose a dragon horse because they are fast creatures, and had retractable wing structures that allowed them to glide across gorges.
 * (Pinkie): Yep. So anyway, while the heroes ran off into the night, things weren't going well at the Far Far Away Castle...
 * Lord Shen (As King Fantail): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T CAPTURE THE PINK HORSE YET?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy and his nights qivered like weaklings at the angered Peacock before them.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well, those vigilantie super ponies got in the way, and uh-"
 * King Fantail: "SILIENCE?! I want all three of them arrested, and sentenced to be hanged, then to have their corpses decapitcated?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "Isn't that over-kill?"
 * King Fantail: "I'M THE KING YOU IDIOTS?! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE OVER-KILL?! I HELPED RID EVERYONE OF THE TYRANT DRAGON, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!"
 * ???: "Dearest husband, please."
 * Celestia, who is Queen Sun, appeared.
 * Queen Sun: "You can't get too angry, remember your blood pressure and your heart condition."
 * King Fantail: (Sighs) You're right. I nearly gave myself a heart attack once. I'm just glad we were picked to be in charge of the kingdom after King Arthur and Queen Lillian went on a business trip. They must be thankful that we kicked that dragon's butt. But still, we owe them AT LEAST ensuring none of their items are in the wrong hands!
 * Queen Sun: "And I perfectly understand that! But I don't think this "Pinkie" is our criminal. I know the mirror does not lie, but at the same time, WHY would she suddenly throw away her promise to herself and the orphanage maid who cared for her just to steal from us?"
 * King Fantail: "THAT'S what we're trying to find out! I suspect her mental illness is getting the servere best of her! She may not be fit for socity, she has to be sent to the FFA Asylum where everyone, even herself, can be safe from her. She might be on the verge of becoming a danger to even herself! You must understand we can't risk such a possable danger."
 * Queen Sun: "I cannot say your wrong about this. But IF she is captured, I want to be the one to speak with her. I can sense truth and lies. And if what i suspect is true, then we might be after the wrong one."
 * King Fantail: "Very well, BUT only IF we capture her. Those vigilanties are gonna make it hard to do so."
 * Queen Sun: "I won't try to convince you otherwise until the truth is reveiled, but ask yourself this. Perhaps, these vigilanties may know more then even us?"
 * King Fantail: "Hmm..... Good thoery, my queen. We'll also have to bring them in for questioning. Though I doubt they'll come in quietly, considering what they did to Oggblar the Orge. I don't think that once imfamous crime lord will be the same again. He's now afraid of, yellow ponies for some reason."
 * Kill-Joy and the knights started to giggled.
 * King Fantail: "I did not instructed you to laugh! Go out there and resume the presuit!"
 * Everyone: YES, SIR!!! (They all left)
 * King Fantail: If this Pinkie pony appears to be innocent, then I shall let her go. If not, I shall have her head in a noose faster than you can say 'grassy green gargoyle'!
 * Queen Sun: Then I have nothing to worry about.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, everypony, and...'everybody' for Ick-a-bod, we need a plan. Not only will Kill-Joy and his men be hunting us down, but Mack and Kelly will be as well. The best thing we can do now is avoid Kill-Joy AND get that key from Mack and Kelly. But how? (The Dragon-Horse jumps over a gorge, and glides through the air until he reaches the other side)
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Steal from Mack and Kelly? The trolls? How are we suppose to even know where THIER hideout is?! It may most likely be the Dragon Tyrant's lair!"
 * Chrome: "I once heard the troll army that used to served him formed a rural community not too far from the castle. It's possable it's where Mack and Kelly are."
 * Pinkie: "The trolls of the troll village, they're not like that meanie Mack and Kelly, are they?"
 * Chrome: "Evil? no. Terratorial? Possabily. Trolls are not known to welcome visitors not trolls."
 * Ick-a-Bod: And I'm guessing they'd attack us on sight.
 * Chrome: You bet your britches. Trolls are the meanest brutes this side of Far Far Away.
 * Natureshy: Yeah, and they show no sense of decency. One of them called me a mule.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps) Such language!
 * Chrome: Which is why we need to get to Mack and Kelly without being spotted by any of the troll civilians.
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Sometimes I hate using stealth. That was pretty hard for me and my old friend Xalvador when we were still robbing stuff.
 * Chrome: Well, we have to do it. Trolls don't take kindly to non-troll strangers. Do you still have some stealth left in you?
 * Pinkie: Well, a little. Most of it got replaced after I got my Giggler's Syndrome, but I will do my best.
 * Chrome: Good.
 * The Dragon Horse was rested near a tree.
 * Chrome, Pinkie, Ick-a-bod, and a very cautious and nervious Natureshy, stayed into the shadows as they near the village. Luckally, it was night, so most of the trolls were asleep, exception for most of the night watch, but thankfully, they tend to be slightly imcomident or busy drinking wine.
 * Chrome: Alright, let's stick together if we wanna get through this without being spotted. The night watchers are big jerks when it comes to doing their jobs.
 * Pinkie: By the way, where is Mack and Kelly's place?
 * Chrome: Over there! (Points out a fortress 1 mile from their location)
 * Ick-a-Bod: But it's heavily guarded!
 * Natureshy: How are we gonna get inside?
 * Pinkie: (Thinks for a while)...
 * Pinkie: (A dozen knights guard the entrance of a castle) Aw, no! How are we supposed to get across that, Xalvador? There must be a hundred guards there!
 * Xalvador: It's not the number that counts, Pinkster! It's what goes on in your head that counts. You need to be clever about it like I am. When there's a lot of guards at the entrance, the best way I do it is to distract them. You think you can do that?
 * Pinkie: I think so...
 * Pinkie:...I got it. Let's find a way to distract them.
 * Chrome: Hmm, good thinking. (Grabs a rock, and throws it at one of the guards)
 * Troll #1: OOF! (Falls unconscious)
 * Troll #2: Jonas! (The trolls in the area go to him)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Sweet and sour meatballs! That actually worked. (They all sneak past the trolls unnoticed)
 * Martha is seen dangling in a cage over a huge pool of crocadiles, as Mack and Kelly are heading torwords their seperate bedrooms.
 * Kelly: "Night Mack. We will go to the boss later."
 * Mack: "Agreed, Kelly." (They both leave)
 * Martha:...(Sees the crocodiles down below, and one of them makes a 'I've got my eye on you' gesture to her)...This is SO not worth my time.
 * Natureshy: (The group searches the fortress for Mack)...They could be anywhere in this place!
 * Chrome: Well, my best guess is that they might be in separate bedrooms, so it'll be difficult to find Mack's room.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Plus, this place will be crawling with trolls.
 * Pinkie:...(Thinks again)
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador enter the castle, and find multiple hallways)...(Sighs) How are we gonna find the jewels in this HUGE place? It could take us hours to find it.
 * Xalvador: Do not despair. When thieves come in numbers, and can't find their way through, they split up and see if each of them can find what they're looking for.
 * Pinkie: Good idea. But how will we find each other again? We'll need to be together to pull this off.
 * Xalvador: Simple. (Puts on an iron collar, and gives Pinkie a compass) Use this compass. It will show you where I am as long as I still wear this collar. Plus, you'll need one, too. (Puts an iron collar on Pinkie's neck, and takes out another compass) Let's go. (They both split up)
 * Pinkie:...Let's split up.
 * Chrome: "Sounds risky, but pluseable. We'll be able to cover more ground that way. But, how to come back togather afterwords?"
 * Pinkie: We'll split into two teams, me and Natureshy will be Team Pink, and Chrome Dash and Ick-a-Bod will be Team Rainbow. And to make sure we know where each of our teams are...(Takes out some iron collars, and puts them on herself and Chrome Dash)
 * Chrome: What are these pieces of junk?
 * Pinkie: They're iron collars. We'll need them so these compasses will be able to locate each of us. (Takes out two compasses, and gives one to Ick-a-Bod)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Wow, clever strategy, Pinkie. Compasses are attracted to iron real easily. Okay, let's get started. (Each team splits up)
 * Martha sat around, and sighed.
 * Martha: "I made two major mistakes in my life. Going down a life of crime.... And not making sure i get rid of Mack and Kelly for good. Then the Meanie Burgler would've just been some thief with nothing but talk..... And that dang mask."
 * ???: "Master?" (Martha looks behind her to see Chrome and Ick-a-Bod)
 * Martha: Guys!
 * Chrome: Well, this day just got better. (Takes out her rainbow blade, and uses it to pick the lock, trying not to wake up the crocodiles)...
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Sees the crocodiles, dubbed as Timon)...Crocodiles! I hate crocodiles!
 * Chrome: Quiet, Ick-a-Bod! I'm trying to concentrate. Plus, don't wake those crocs up. (Continues picking the lock, then after a while, it works) Yes!
 * Icky: Great! Now let's get out of he--(He suddenly farts, waking up the crocs, which growl at them)
 * Chrome:...Oh, nice job, Ick-a-Butt!
 * Icky: Sorry!
 * Martha: "LET'S GO?!" (They all escaped, leaving the crocs)
 * Crocodile #1: Damn it! Have we ever eaten a prisoner once in a while?
 * Crocodile #2: Yeah. Remember that dumb dodo we ate?
 * Crocodile #1: You mean Dode? He wanted to be eaten, dude!
 * Pinkie: (She and Natureshy sneak through the hallway)...
 * Natureshy:...I'm frightened!
 * They found the bedroom of Mack.
 * Pinkie: "Shh! We're here!"
 * They see that Mack was asleeped, hand disattached from the box.
 * Pinkie: The question is how do we open the box?
 * Natureshy: Well...maybe we could try this. (Summons a vine from the window, and rips off a piece) Pick the lock with this vine.
 * Pinkie: Thanks, Natureshy! (Sneaks up to the box, and starts picking the lock with the vine)
 * Mack:...(Snores, and is about to wake)
 * Pinkie: (Gasps)...(Then thinks)...
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador are hiding in a shadow) Whew! That was a close one! We would've been busted if you hadn't come and saved me.
 * Xalvador: And if it weren't for these conveniently places shadow patches, we would've been busted. Remember, Pinkster, darkness is a thief's best friend. Use it to shroud yourself from sight if you can.
 * Natureshy: Pinkie, hide! (Pinkie suddenly finds a shadow right near a wall, and smiles)
 * Mack: (Wakes up, and looks around. He soon sees nothing)...(Sighs) It's probably a squirrel again. (Falls asleep again)
 * Pinkie:...(She and Natureshy were unspotted in the shadows)...Darkness is a thief's ally.
 * Natureshy: Wow, good strategy, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Oh, it was nothing. Now, let's get back to business. (Continues using the vine to pick the lock)
 * Natureshy: Gently...gently...(Pinkie gets the box unlocked, and inside was the key to the Meanie Burglar's fortress)
 * Pinkie: Yes! (Gets the key) Let's go!
 * They scram!
 * Martha: Are you sure you know where you're going, Chrome?
 * Chrome: Of course I do. Pinkie ensured us this compass would allow us to locate her when she wears an iron collar.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Well, let's just make sure nobody sees us--(Suddenly, they bump into something)...What the fu--(They see it was Kelly)
 * Kelly: Going somewhere? (Takes out her blaster, and cackles)
 * Martha: I thought you were asleep!
 * Kelly: I was gonna get a drink of water until you creeps showed up! Now I'm gonna land you three straight into prison for good!
 * Chrome: I don't think so! (Takes out her rainbow blade, but Kelly blasts it out of her hooves) OWCH!!! THAT BURNS!!!
 * Kelly: Looks like your days are numbered, pests! (Suddenly, vines pop out from the floor, and tangle up Kelly from the limbs and waist down) What the--?!?
 * Natureshy: I don't think so, missy!
 * Pinkie: Martha? What're you doing here?
 * Martha: Let's just get out of here before--(Suddenly, she gets shot down by the blaster)...Uhhgh...
 * Chrome: MARTHA!...(They turn around to see that Mack has waken up and got the blaster)
 * Mack: Nobody's getting out of this place! (Chuckles)
 * Ick-a-bod: "MASTER?! Oh that is it, buster?!"
 * Ick-a-bod kicks Mack in the crouch!
 * Mack: "YAAAAAOOOOOWWWW?!"
 * Chrome picks up an injured Martha.
 * Chrome:"We got to go, NOW!?"
 * Mack: Not so fast! (Points the blaster at them after recovering from the attack) Nobody moves!
 * Pinkie: Quit trolling around, you jerk! (This makes Mack scoff, trying to hold in laughter)
 * Mack: No, I am a rock! Your silly syndrome cannot affect me--
 * Pinkie: Doikmid! (Mack laughs out loud, dropping the blaster)
 * Chrome: (The group runs away)...What did you say?
 * Pinkie: It's a comedized version of 'Doi'! (Chrome laughs, as well as Ick-a-Bod and Natureshy) Except with a stronger effect. The strongest one I could've used was 'Doinga Dinga Walla-Balla Doing-Dong'. (The group laughs incredibly hard)
 * Chrome: I-I-I can't breathe, I can't breathe! (Laughs)
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Laughs) Guys, is this seriously the time for us to be laughing? We have to escape!
 * Mack: (He and Kelly, who he freed with the blaster, chase them) COME BACK HERE, YOU MULEASS SCUM!!!
 * Natureshy: (Gasps) Such language!
 * (Twilight): Pinkie, what did I say about the cussing?
 * (Trixie): Relax, they're just babies, they can't understand English yet.
 * (Pinkie): Yeah. Now, back to the story.
 * Chrome: (Shoots rainbow waves at the trolls, but they dodge them)
 * Ick-a-bod: "Persisent bunch, we'll give them that!"
 * Chrome: Well, of course. Trolls are relentless when it comes to doing their jobs. They're literally animals.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her powers to trap Mack and Kelly in a Venus flytrap)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Nice going there, Natureshy!
 * Natureshy: It won't kill them, but it will keep them contained until we get out of here. Let's go! (They leave, and reach the door, and Natureshy uses her powers to trap every troll in vines, and reach the Dragon Horse, and take off)
 * Mack: (He and Kelly get out of the Venus flytrap, and see that the group had gotten away) I hate ponies!
 * Kelly: THIS IS WAR!!!
 * Martha was breathing heavily.
 * Chrome: "Martha, your tougher then this, you need to fight!"
 * Ick-a-bod: "Master, be strong please! I would be nothing without?!"
 * Martha: "In the castle, the Dragon Tyrant had a heal-all potion sealed within where the mask was found in the castle. It's most likely guard by hired goons for the Meanie Burgler."
 * Chrome: "Good to know, but I don't think your injured that badly. We need to take the time in healing you. You need help."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "She won't make it when we get to that castle! What're we gonna do?!"
 * A horn was heard.
 * Everyone looks to see in the distent, the birgade of Kill-Joy's knights, lead by his-truely.
 * Pinkie: "It's Kill-Joy!"
 * Martha: "Go! Go on, without me."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Master no!"
 * Martha: "Look, I'll distract Kill-Joy and those goons long enough, plus, they would deem me impourent on infomation."
 * Chrome: "Are you sure about this? The minute they finish healing you, if they even would, they're gonna arrest you!"
 * Martha: "Well, better a jailbird then a dead men."
 * Pinkie: "But your a girl, and a griffin."
 * Martha: "You know what i mean! Now go! I'm done running from crooks. It's about damn time i payed my dept to socity."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Then I'm going down with ya master! I won't abandon ya so easily this time, not even if you want me too!"
 * Chrome Dash sighed.
 * Chrome: "God's speed, Martha."
 * Chrome Dash grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy and escaped before even seen by the Knights on the Dragon Horse.
 * Ick-A-Bod stayed close to Martha.
 * eventally, marching clanks are heard, as Knights surrounded the duo.
 * Kill-Joy approuched Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well..... What happened here?"
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Please help us. She has something very serious about who really stolen the jewels, and a conspirity against an innosent pony. You need to listen."
 * Kill-Joy sighed. he knows well that he met Pinkie before when she was a filly, back when he was younger. When he first came to that orphanage.
 * A Younger Kill-Joy was staring down at the Orphanage nurse-maid, who we knew as Ms. Cake, who is called Mother Den in this reality (a play on Denmother, if you will.)
 * Kill-Joy: "Madum, I know this is a grave inconnveniences, but we suspect one of the orphans here were involved in a major thieaf recently and i came to diliver justice."
 * Mother Den: "Mister Guard, please, she didn't meant too, she promised she won't do this again, she had a bad influence and is very impressionable, talk to her yourself, she's only a misguided child, please!"
 * Kill-Joy:...(Sighs) Very well. I shall speak with her in person.
 * Kill-Joy: Okay, Ms. Pie, what do you know about the theft of a precious diamond called the Red Star of Aurora.
 * Filly Pinkie: Well, mister, I didn't want to steal it. I was getting not-so-comfortable feelings about doing it, but Xalvador was suspecting it, and...well...I don't know what to think after that.
 * Kill-Joy: What about this Xalvador fellow?
 * Pinkie: Well, he threatened to...(Gulps)...(Xalvador: You must always follow a thief's orders, Pinkie! We are partners, and no one leaves their partner behind! Remember that!)...We made a bet that I could actually touch the diamond without triggering the alarm, and I lost...
 * Kill-Joy: That makes...no sense.
 * Pinkie: Wha...sure it does!
 * Kill-Joy: Pinkie, I want the truth! Who is Xalvador?
 * Pinkie, under a guilty coneunce, was forced to admit it.
 * Pinkie: "Remember that little griffin cub the other guard caught? That's him. He's not a bad griffin, he's just troubled. He had a bad daddy, and a dead mommy, and, and, (cries), and a sister who loved him, but couldn't afford to care for him anymore. He was taken her as a result."
 * (Discord): "Whoa, Pinkie. Be careful not to turn this into a sudden tear-jerker or the babies are gonna cry again!"
 * Pinkie: "Xal, wanted to become a great thief as a result. He thinks socity and the higher forces abandoned them like his sister. Please don't punished Xal too badly! He doesn't know what he's doing neither?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "...... (Sigh), I'm afraid i can only enforce the law, I'm not entitled to indict punishments. I'm sorry, but all i can say, I hope for his sake that the King and Queen are in a reasonable mood. The Red Star was once a creation of the fallen Dragon Tyrant now being used for good porposes, and we can't risk ANYTHING happening to it. Rumors are saying it's litterally the only thing keeping the Dragon Tyrant in his prison of stone, and even a slight crack, would break that seal. Do you understand why Xal is looking at a serious offence?"
 * Pinkie: Well, how was I or Xalvador able to know that? Why couldn't it get a different name?
 * Kill-Joy: Why do you think it was locked up tight?
 * Pinkie:...So THAT'S what that label was for.
 * Kill-Joy: So I have no choice but to turn him in for his crime.
 * Pinkie:...(Sighs) But he's the only friend I've got.
 * Kill-Joy: I'm sorry, but he needs to see what would've happened if he was to have kept that gem.
 * Pinkie: Okay. Just don't be too hard on him.
 * Xalvador:(Being taken away by guards) PINKIE! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!
 * Pinkie: I...I'm so sorry.
 * Xalvador:...You told them?
 * Pinkie: I had to. I had no choice. All I can say is...good luck.
 * Xalvador:...YOU BITCH!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!! YOU DESERTED ME!!! I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
 * Suddenly music started up and a random announcer spoke.
 * Announcer: Tonight on K.N.I.G.H.T.S.
 * Kill-Joy was silent.
 * Knight: "Sir?"
 * Kill-Joy: "Take the Griffin Girl and the Bird, thing, back to camp to the medic. I'll, continue this on my own. I think i have a good guess what is REALLY going on."
 * neither knight questioned this, and took away Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy began to walked on his own.
 * Kill-Joy: I know your out there, Meanie Burgler. You can run but you can't hide from the law!
 * Pinkie, Chrome and Natureshy finally made it.
 * Pinkie: "It's even scareier then i thought."
 * Chrome: "Well, the dragon tyrant was evil, so it makes snese for his fortress to be like this."
 * Natureshy: "Chrome, I'm starting to feel, unsure about this."
 * Chrome: "To be honest, even I feel uneasy around this place. This castle has never seen many visitors, even AFTER Fantail and Sun defeated the Dragon Tyrant. And who's to blame them? This place is like, a dark, forbidden ruin. There's no telling what secrets too dark to be known awaited in there."
 * Pinkie: But are you sure it's a good idea to barge in some massive meanie-bobeanie dragon's castle like you own it?
 * Chrome: "It's risky, i know. There's probuly troll guards in there in leage with the Meanie Burgler, considering the fact Mack and Kelly are with him. But I do have a sneakier way. We find an un-repaired hole in the castle, and stick to safer routes in the castle."
 * Pinkie: (Gulping) That's what I'm afraid of!
 * Chrome: "Look, just stay close to me, and we'll see this through."
 * Natureshy: Yes. You'll be allright while your save under our roof.
 * Chrome: "Now, I'll survay the area for a hole in the castle. You two stay here, I'll be right back."
 * Chrome flew off.
 * Natureshy: Be careful, Chrome!
 * Chrome looked at alot of holes, but some are either too small, hazordious, or would lead to a dead-end or even trouble. Eventally, she sees a hole near a giant tower, completely unguarded and unlook at.
 * Chrome smiled, as a squee was heard, but was quick to escape before a night watch troll took notice.
 * Chrome made it back to Pinkie and Natureshy.
 * Chrome: "I found a hole completely unguarded and unlooked at. We just have to be careful, and move fast."
 * Natureshy: "Oh boy, where is it?"
 * Chrome: "At the grand tower, where the statue of the cursed Dragon Tyrant resides, posed in his final moments of defeat."
 * Natureshy: "Meep."
 * Chrome: But we need to be stealthy, the whole place is gonna be guards patrolling the fortress at every turn.
 * Chrome began to sneak in the area. Eventally, they reach the hole, and after waiting for a Night Watch Troll to leave, they go in it.
 * As Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy enter, they see none-other, then the giant statue of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "There it is, ladies. What is left of the terror of this land. It's believed that cause he's a statue for so long, he may as well be dead at this point."
 * Pinkie noticed that there's a wooden walkway on tthe statue.
 * Pinkie: "Where, there's a walkway on the statue."
 * Chrome: "I once heard rumors about the statue of the Dragon Tyrant is big enough to be a fortress of itself. A fortress within a fortress. Guess they were right. Come on, we're going in."
 * Chrome grabbed Pinkie and flew off. Luckly, the area is momentarly empty. They reached the head, which was it's jaw was open, as what appears to be stone steps are inside.
 * Natureshy: "Do-dodododo-do we really have to go, in t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-there?"
 * Pinkie: Do we have another choice here?
 * Chrome: "I wish i could say otherwise. This looks like the only opening."
 * Natureshy sighed in defeat.
 * Natureshy: Ok.
 * A seemingly endless row of stairs are seen, as in the background, the bones of the Dragon Tyrant are seen.
 * Chrome: "There's litterally nothing alive left in here."
 * Natureshy: Except the bones of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "I meant something CURRENTLY alive."
 * Natureshy: "Oh...."
 * Suddenly, Pinkie spots a small light on a small shack within the far below of the statue.
 * Pinkie: "Guys. look down there!"
 * Chrome: "A shack in the statue? Clever. I bet the Meanie Burgler assumed anyone would be too afraid to even come down in this statue, so he hid his loot here."
 * The trio investigate the shack, and found the stolen money, and the royal jewels.
 * Pinkie: "We did it! We found the jewels!"
 * Chrome: "Now, let's get this stuff out of here, then, we're gonna go after the Burgler. Natureshy, bring out the sack."
 * Natureshy: Ok!
 * Natureshy brings out a sack, and begins to collect the loot. However, shadows loomed over the Ponies.
 * ???: "Oh, look who's hooves we caught in the cookie jar!"
 * The trio looked to see Mack, Kelly, and a good sum of Guard Trolls!
 * Chrome: "Everyone run! I'll hold them off!"
 * Suddenly, two extra trolls grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy!
 * Mack: "You have choice, rainbow horse, your coming in quietly, or friends get it bad."
 * The trolls bring out swords.
 * Chrome growled, but sighed in defeat.
 * Kelly: "Not so reshorseful now, eh pony?"
 * The trolls laughed.
 * The trolls eschorted the ponies to a desk that stood infront of an old, abandon, and ruined thrown of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Mack: "Hey boss, we got the ponies."
 * Kelly: Yeah, a bunch of rats that stuck their pesky noses where they don't belong!
 * The chear behind it reveiled Pinkie, but since this isn't the real Pinkie, the imposter then removed an enchanted mask. It was a Male Griffin.
 * Pinkie: "(Gasp), Xalvador!?"
 * Chrome: "You knew this guy?"
 * Xalvador: Pinkamena Dianna Pie, it's been a very long time.
 * Pinkie started to cry.
 * Pinkie: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your, the meanie burgler?"
 * Xalvador: "Well gee, considering that Mack just called me boss, and that the Meanie Burgler for some reason picked you for being the jailbait, I guess I STINKING AM?!"
 * Pinkie: "But, why do this to me?"
 * Xalvador: "(Laughs), Oh, Pinkie, you were never any bright to be honest. Remember what i said when you ratted me out on the Red Star mess that happened years ago?"
 * Pinkie: You're not still ticked off about that day, are you?
 * Xalvador: You're still always good for a laugh, Pinkie. And this time, It's not because of mental imperfections, no, it's because how intellectually insuperior you are. You were always easy to talked into doing things Pinkser. The best part? I am more then ever closer to get even with you for good!
 * Chrome: "How did you get these Trolls, let alone Mack and Kelly, to help you when trolls are known to hate non-troll strangers?"
 * Natureshy: Please?
 * Xalvador: Well, since miss Natureshy used the 'P' word I just let the boys explain. Mack, would you do the honors?
 * (Discord): "Oh, i love these clishe Villain expositions."
 * Mack: Xalvador, Kelly and my boys go way back.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Kelly: Oh yeah. We sure do!
 * Xalvador: "Well, it all started when i escaped Prison at my teens...."
 * We see the same Prison that held Shrek and friends back in Shrek 2 as a few guards were doing their evening rounds.
 * (Xalvador): "I was trapped in the worse place ever thanks to a certain pony, destin to be a another set of bones in there, when lunk desided to smile on me for once."
 * A few guards were making their way to Xalvador's cell though it was completey heavly guarded.
 * A guard: "State your business."
 * Guard 2: We're here to give Xalvador his dinner.
 * Guard: "Go right ahead."
 * The guard allowed them to proceed and they enter an elevater.
 * Guard 1: Take us down.
 * Bellhop: "Ok sir."
 * The Bellhop presses a button down.
 * The Elevator went down into the tortue chamber where Xalvador's cell is located.
 * Xalvador is seen chained to the wall.
 * Xalvador: What do you pigfaces want?
 * Guard: Relax, we come in peace. (The two guards reveal theirselves to be Mack and Kelly in disguise)
 * Xalvador: Wha--trolls? What're YOU doing here?
 * Mack: I am Mack and this is Kelly. Our master has decided to choose you for helping him with a plan that will allow you to get revenge on all the people who wronged you.
 * Xalvador: Really?...What kind of idiot do you think I am?
 * Kelly: You think we're joking?
 * Xalvador: Uh, yeah! Trolls tend to be tricksters, obviously!
 * Mack: "Those, are internet trolls. We're the traditional medevil trolls that would normally live in the woods, or under a bread and eat goats."
 * Xalvador: I meant some trolls in this land TEND to be tricksters. One time, a troll was like...
 * Troll: Hey, what's that up under there?
 * Xalvador: (Looking behind him) Up under where?
 * Troll: 'Up underwear'? Okay. (Puts a pair of underwear on Xalvador, and gives him a wedgie)
 * Xalvador: YAAOOOWWW!!!
 * Mack:...Okay, we're not like those trolls at all neither. We can help you get revenge on Pinkie for turning you in.
 * Xalvador: How do you know Pinkie?
 * Kelly: Oh, we know. Our boss is a fortune-teller. Said he used to work for the Dragon Tyrant. Now, he's willing to help you out.
 * Xalvador:...I don't believe you.
 * Mack: Okay, look, do you want revenge or not, you avian feline?
 * Xalvador: Yeah.
 * Kelly: Then come with us. (Uses pins to clip the locks, and free Xalvador)
 * Xalvador: "Ok then, let's get to work."
 * (Xalvador): "Eventally, I met up with the fortune-teller, who has a strange desire for wigs for some reason, who he gave me this very mask that was a product of the Dragon Tyrant, which helped me pull off my heist effertlessly."
 * Xalvador: "Sadly, I just found out the fortuneteller had enemies in the form of your new friends here who were onto him from the start."
 * Chrome: "Yeah, we were. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOU, WIG-MASTER?! WE KNOW YOUR THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL THIS?!"
 * ???: "((Laughs), I was never the one to disappoint."
 * A hooded stranger appeared.
 * Chrome: "Wig-Master."
 * ???: (Sighs) For the last time, DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!! My real name is Bogdan! Bogdan Brunoopee. (Everyone except the baddies laughed) SHUT UP!!!
 * Pinkie: "(Laughs), I think you should've stuck to Wig-Master! It's less laughable then, BOGDAN BRUNOO-PEE?!"
 * Cause of this, everyone, even the bad guys but the Mysterious one started to laugh thanks to the Giggler Syndrone.
 * Xalvador: "We're so sorry sir, But, but, she has a rare syndrome that SOMEHOW makes everyone else (laughs), laugh at what she saids?!"
 * Kelly: (Laughs) Well this can't get any worse!
 * ???: "ENOUGH?!"
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be a being simular to Rumplestilskin, But since he is wearing a clearly fake wig, there's indecation he's bald.
 * Wig Master: "I was a mage of darkness for the Dragon Tyrant for years until his, untimely fate by Fantail and Sun, and I still expect to be treated with dignity, blast it!"
 * Chrome: "In all honesty though, you may wanna stick to Wig-Master, people are not gonna laugh at you as much."
 * Wig Master: "(Frustracted groan), FINE! But only until i get people to fear the name of, well, my real name!"
 * Pinkie: "Why are you making Xalvador do this mean things?!"
 * Wig Master: "Let's just say, it's a series of complicated planning your simple mortal mind would not be able to process."
 * Chrome: "I bet it's all about bringing the Dragon Tyrant back, is it?"
 * Wig Master: "Sadly, thanks to Sun and Fantail, he's been a statue for too long now, and he's now dead at this point, he's basicly a corpse in cement now! So, in our breaking hearts for the greatest tyrant who nearly congured the side of light, is no longer with us. But, I intent of taking his place as the new powerful dark master in town, once i gain control of the red star, and use it to turn what is tragicly left of the Dragon Tyrant as my weapon of mass destruction! Everyone gets what we want, Xalvador gets his revenge on you, The trolls get revenge on the humans for years of bloodshed against their kind, and I get to have what is left of my master, destroy Far Far Away, Fantail and Sun, AND That stupid brat Arthur and his flimsy whench! With the soon-to-be living Statue Monster of The Dragon Tyrant by my side, conguring this world will be as easy as, well, conguring the world with a Dragon Statue Monster! My real named will be the causer of screams and flinching, NOT LAUGHTER?! No one, not even my old high school bully Clem will never mock me again?!"
 * Pinkie: "Wait, your doing this because you had bully issues? Setting loose an evil dragon monster statue apawn the world is no way to do it!"
 * Wig Master: "Super-Villain, don't care what the good guys or the innosent say about me or my methods, cause I'm a jerk like that?!"
 * Kelly: Well explaining your plan's going in the right direction.
 * Wig Master: Well It's time to bring the Dragon Tryant back now so I guess your all spit out of luck. It'll take a miracle to stop me--
 * ???: "WIG MASTER?!"
 * Wig Master: What the Devil?!?
 * Kill-Joy was seen standing on a hole in a broken wall.
 * Wig Master: "Oh...... Uh, Officer Kill-Joy, uh, this is just a cosplay we're doing.... We were just about too.... Have a Tea Party."
 * Pinkie: "YAY! I LOVE TEA PARTIES?!"
 * Kelly, Mack and the other trolls groaned in annoyence!
 * Xalvador: How did you find us!
 * Killjoy: "Well, it's easy. I just look for an old, decrepted, ruin castle with a giant tower. Seriously you guys, this is litterally like the first place to find ya'll here."
 * Wig Master: "...... Ok, maybe I didn't think that through, but it won't matter in the longer shot!"
 * Troll guards surrounded Kill-Joy.
 * Wig Master: "Cause as you see, my curse-word named animal friend, I have trolls up the was-su in here! And the best part, it's night-time! And in the day time, i cursed this place to be in ever-lasting shadow and in the areas near the castle's lands but Far Far Away thanks to that bitch sun horse! And you are alone, Kill-Joy. Outnumbered by Trolls, your just gonna end up another corpse in this old ruins, and NO ONE IS GONNA-"
 * Suddenly the sound of seriens was heared as Far Far Away Police Department hot air baloons were seen abouve the fortress.
 * Kill-Joy: You guys fought I came here alone, did ya?
 * I fought the law (The Clash verson) was played as the knights broke into the fortess and a hysterical battle began. And soon the trolls became the losing side of the battle.
 * Wig Master and Xalvador secretly escaped.
 * Chrome: "Now's our chance to really kick troll butt?!"
 * Mack and Kelly armed their guns at Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy.
 * Mack: "You ponies are not gonna ruin everything so easily!?"
 * Kill-Joy blasted the guns from Mack and Kellys.
 * Kill-Joy: You boys got one more chance to give yourselfs up!
 * Mack grabs Kill-Joy!
 * Mack: "The only one we would ever fear is the King and Queen! And last time i check, YOUR NEITHER?!"
 * ???: Excuse me?!?
 * Mack: "What the-?"
 * Pinkie: Hey are those-?
 * Chorme and Natureshy: Your majesties!
 * Mack And Kelly: "Ooh, Boosha."
 * Kill-Joy: Yep, I know.
 * Suddenly, light appeared throughout the room!
 * Mack: "OH NO! SUNLIGHT?! AND WE HAD TO BE THE STERIOTYPICAL TROLLS WHO TURN TO STONE APAWN IMPACT?! WHY COULDN'T WE BE LIKE MODERN ONES WHO ARE ONLY WEAK TO FIRE AND THAT'S IT?!"
 * Kelly: "I BLAME THE WRITERS?!"
 * Mack and Kelly screamed!
 * As the Sun hits Mack, Kelly and the other trolls on impact, they turned instantly into stone.
 * Chorme: Well, I guess that takes care of them.
 * The Queen: But where are Wig Master and Xalvador?
 * Kill-Joy: I saw them secretly got away during the fight but the two cowards wont get too far.
 * King Fantail: Guards, tear this fortress apart, seal off the the kingdom and find out where are those two villains are cowering!
 * Xalvador: "Oh man, oh man, oh man, we're toast?! The trolls are either stone or have retreated at this point?! We're done for man! We're done for!?"
 * Wig Master: "Quiet, you weakling! I am consintacting?! I am teleporting the red star here for one, last, surprise."
 * The Wig Master broughts out the red star out of magical nowhere.
 * Wig Master: "Which starts, now."
 * The Wig Master laughs as a mixture of dark magic and the red stars own magic begans to bring the statue to golum-like life.
 * The Statue of the Dragon Tyrant roared!
 * Wig Master teleported on the head of the Living Statue!
 * Wig Master: "SUCCESS?! NOW THOSE FOOLS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM?! And, as for you, Xally....."
 * Wig Master fatally zapped Xalvador into a wall!
 * Wig Master: "Consider our partnership, terminated on the grounds that I'M AN ASSHOLE?!"
 * Wig Master laughed as the Statue destroyed the tower, exited the castle, and started to stomp torwords Far Far Away!
 * (Discord) Wait wait wait! The Rumpelstitskin-look-a-like creep staps Xalvador in the back and pulls off his scheme anyway? This is a little anti-climatic isn't it?
 * (Shrek) Discord, the story isn't over yet.
 * (Discord): Sorry but still, he's not going to get away with this is he? I don't mind alittle choas, and i acknowledged Xalvador was no saint, but seriously?! This little butt-sucking sadist went into complete monster terratory, SURELY, YOU PLAN TO HAVE SOME FORM OF COMMUPENCE!?
 * (Pinkie): You said it yourself, Dissy. My story, my rules. It'll be taken care of soon.
 * Pinkie: XALVADOR! (She and Kill-Joy run up to him) Are you hurt?
 * Xalvador:...He...betrayed me!...THAT SON OF A--(Cracks are heard, and he groans in pain)...Urrggghhh!!! MY BACK!
 * Pinkie: Oh my gosh, he's hurt bad!
 * Kill-Joy: Let me take a look. I have some medical experience. (Examines Xalvador's injuries)...Well, the impacts have broken many parts in his body. His right wing is broken, he's got a sprained left hind foot, his beak is broken, and the force of Wig-Master's magic has caused a gaping wound in his chest.
 * Pinkie: No!
 * Kill-Joy: But he can be saved. These injuries can heal in a couple of weeks if we can get him to the hospital.
 * Pinkie:...(Gets angry) Alright, Bogdan Wig-Nut, your butt is going DOWN!
 * Silence.
 * Pinkie: "..... Just as soon i figure out how... I mean, HOW DO YOU FIGHT A GIANT STATUE DRAGON MONSTER?!"
 * Xalvador:...Pinkie...find soe kind of...weakspot--(Crack) AARRGGHH!!!...I find weakspots of those who are physically superior than us...Urrrggghh!!
 * Pinkie: Got it. Thanks for the advice, Xalvador.
 * Xalvador: I'm sorry....I'm sorry I framed you...Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Well, I guess I can accept it. Kill-Joy, get him someplace safe. CHROME? (Chrome flies down to her) See if you can find some kind of hot spot on this behemoth.
 * Chrome: What?
 * Pinkie: You know, weakspot.
 * Chrome: Oh. Okay. I'll try.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her plant manipulation to tangle the Tyrant Dragon monster in vines) URRRGGGGHHH!!! (The vines are unfortunately too weak to hold him, and it roars)
 * Chrome: NATURESHY, HELP ME FIND THIS THING'S HOT SPOT!!!
 * Natureshy: What?
 * Chrome: WHAT?
 * Natureshy: I said 'What?'.
 * Chrome: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
 * Natureshy: "I SAID WHAT?!"
 * Chorme: "HELP ME FIND THIS THINGS WEAK-SPOT?!"
 * Wig Master tried to zap Chrome, but missed!
 * Wig Master: "I CAN HEAR YOUR YELLING YOU KNOW, YOU FEM-DUMBASSES!?"
 * Chrome: Oh, poo! (Takes out her rainbow blade) Then I guess I'll have to find it by force! (Flies up towards the Dragon Tyrant monster, and uses her blade to slice off one of the monster's arms) HAH! (Suddenly, the dislocated arm levitates back into place)...AW, COME ON!!! (The monster smacks Chrome to a wall) OOF!!!
 * Wig-Master: (Cackles) You puny fools cannot stop me! Soon, I shall destroy Far Far Away, and allow trolls to live happily ever after forever!...Okay, that sounded weird.
 * ???: No, you won't! (Suddenly, King Fantail and Queen Sun appear)
 * Queen Sun: We defeated your master before, Wig Master! And I swear to you, we can do it again!
 * Wig-Master: Oh, really? With his power maximized by the tainted Red Star of Aurora? I don't think that'll be possible!
 * Queen Sun: We shall see! (She and Fantail activate their powers, and prepare to defeat the monster quickly, blasting a powerful laser at him at the same moment the monster does, causing a magic beam lock)
 * Unluckly for Wig Master, dispite his best attempts to assist. Sun's and Fantail's beam started to destroy The Dragon Tyrant's dying power's thanks to the forementioned dragon being long dead and any remaining magic started to fade. Eventally.....
 * BOOM!
 * The Wig Master fell screaming as the Dragon Tyrant's statue body fell in pieces!
 * Wig Master: "I WAS CAREFUL!? I WAS SO CAAAAAAAAAAREFUUUUUUUUUUUUl!?"
 * Wig Master scream as he vanished further to the ground, being obscured by falling stone and bones.
 * King Fantail: "Well..... That was oddly easy."
 * BLAM! BOOM! CRASH!?
 * Piles of broken rocks and bones are everywhere.
 * A hand holding a cristail ball is seen outside of a rock, thus showing Wig Master may be finally gone.
 * The heroes stood in front of this.
 * Natureshy: "Chrome.... Is he...."
 * Chrome: "I didn't want it to end like this, Nature. I actselly, feel kinda sorry for him. He did this cause he was a victim of bullying, ended up becoming worse in the progress."
 * King Fantail: But at least he was put out of his misery.
 * Pinkie: So, Kill-Joy? This means I'm cleared of the charges?
 * Kill-Joy: Certainly. But I think I find it in my heart to forgive Xalvador for being blinded with revenge by Wig-Master.
 * Pinkie: Well, is he gonna be okay?
 * Kill-Joy: Well...I don't know. His injuries are too severe. However, it doesn't mean he's dying. We fixed his injuries, and sowed up his deep wounds. They'll take weeks to heal. I don't know if Xalvador will live or not. All I know is that he is lucky to still be alive.
 * Pinkie:...Well, I can't help but blame myself for all the trouble he went through. I was the one he depended on for so long since his family abandoned him. We were both like family. We both had parents that never came to see us grow up. And I turned him in. It was all my fault...(Starts sobbing softly as her hair slowly stops being puffy)
 * Queen Sun: (Comforts Pinkie) It was not your fault, Pinkie. You did what you thought was right. If you hadn't turned him in, he might've already been dead. You had no other choice.
 * Pinkie: I know, but...he's injured now! He's the closest friend I ever had in my life, not to mention the first. Nobody else in the orphanage liked me because I was too selfish at the time. Xalvador made me see how to become a more self-aware pony
 * Chrome: "........ Pinkie, if it helps..... Wig Master keeps an old spellbook in his private Tower not to far from the Dragon Tyrant's castle, that may hold a great healing spell great enough to help him. I know where his tower is, and I know an old freind from this magic shcool powerful enough to use it. I hope it helps."
 * Pinkie: "But..... What if only Wig Master can use it?"
 * Chrome: "Well, I heard talk that once a magic user dies, his/her book can be free to be offitcally belong to someone else if they used it even once. It's an unclear rumor, but it's our best shot."
 * Pinkie: Well, who's gonna use the spell on him?
 * Queen Sun: Don't worry, Pinkie. I know this someone Chrome mentioned who can do it. I'd like to do it myself, but I'm afraid my magic cannot be used to heal those who are dying.
 * Pinkie: Who is it?
 * King Fantail: "She's mostly known as "Professor Spell Light"."
 * Queen Sun: She is a great teacher. Chrome said she is one of my greatest fans and reads some of my magic books. So I am sure she'll be the perfect pony for the job.
 * Pinkie: Well, we gotta hurry. I don't know how long Xalvador has left to live.
 * Pinkie was pacing nerviously.
 * Chrome: (Comes out) She said she can do it.
 * Pinkie: Oh, thank goodness! (Spell Light comes out in a purple dress, along with a more regal hairdo)
 * Spell Light: "Just give me time to consintract enough manner."
 * Pinkie was pacing even more nerviously.
 * Pinkie: C'mon, Light, Xalvador is dying! We don't have much time!
 * Spell Light: (Comes out) Alright, I think I've learned the spell now. Don't worry, Pinkie. Xalvador is gonna be okay once I perform this spell on him.
 * Pinkie: You're really willing to help a stranger?
 * Spell Light: Yeah. I went to the same orphanage you went to. I saw all those fillies bully you.
 * Pinkie: You mean...you're the filly they called 'Ms. Spellsy'?
 * Spell Light: Indeed. They always made fun of me too because I was always so enthusiastic and skilled in magic.
 * Pinkie: Wow...I can't believe I never got the chance to know you.
 * Spell Light: Now come on, let's go save your friend.
 * Pinkie was pacing waiting for the final news.
 * (Discord): "Aw, this again!? Can we please wrap this up?!"
 * (Icky): "Chillax, Cordy, it's all gonna be wrapped up in a nice little bow soon enough."
 * Pinkie: (Spell Light came out, and looked at Pinkie) Well?
 * Spell Light: Well, I don't really know. When I used the spell on him, he didn't seem to do anything. He just laid there like a dead fish. I think it's because the spell is slowly repairing his major injuries, and the book said that the process takes only 5 minutes.
 * Pinkie: So he'll be okay?
 * Spell Light: Well, there are just 4 minutes left, so when he wakes up, we'll know for sure. The doctor says you can come in and see him of you want.
 * Pinkie: Well, that was very nice of him. Let's go.


 * Pinkie: Please, Xalvador, please be okay in the next 15 seconds. You're the only close friend I ever had behind the friends I just made now. (7 seconds)


 * Spell Light: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...(Nothing)


 * Pinkie:...Xalvy?...Xalvy?...No!...(Hair gets straightened again, and Pinkie starts sobbing softly on Xalvador's body)...Xalvador, no!...Please! (Starts crying)...


 * (Twilight): I thought we were gonna law low on the drama.


 * (Pinkie): Relax, it's not that much longer.


 * Xalvador: (Gets up)...God, that was the weirdest near-death experience I've ever had. Sometimes, I find it weird that magic doesn't seem to escape me.


 * Pinkie:...(Hugs him) You're alive!


 * Xalvador:...Aw, Pinkie. (Hugs her back)


 * Spell Light: Well, that was pretty touching.


 * Pinkie: So, I guess this means you'll change your ways of being a thief?

Reality.
 * Xalvador: Oh, definitely! I'm tired of being pushed around from even those who I work for.
 * (Pinkie): "So, Everyone lived happly ever after, alot of problems are resolved quickly and, well, people are happy now. The, End."
 * Sparx: "Great story Pinks. I wonder if the B.Cs will finally sle-"
 * The babies start crying again
 * Sparx: Crap!
 * Pinkie: Aw, come on!
 * Twilight: I told you not to add any drama to your story, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: I don't think it's because of the drama. I think it's because they still wanna hang out with the Lodgers.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah yes, we are loved by even infants.
 * Sandy: Ah, scoot over, varmits! I'll show yas' all a better story to put these kiddies to bed. (Takes out some mini-cowboy hats, and puts them on the Baby Cakes' heads)
 * Applejack: Oh, boy. Somethin' tells me this will be a Western story.
 * Sandy: Actually, it's a Southern story. I'm not exactly from a state like Nevada or Arizona. It's what's in the far South that I make this story take place.
 * Discord: Good, because I didn't want this to be a Rango ripoff.
 * Sandy: "Well, this sotry is based on alot of dreams i Had of being like my faverite comic book hero we have in my variation of Texas: Sheruff Sandra Snady, a hero of the old west who fights the dispicable Outlaws Dirthy Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duck-Billed Benny, and more of that nature."
 * She brings out such a comic book as we enter the story.

Story 2: Western Hoedown
Alternate Reality: Old West Texas. Bank. Outside the bank. Back in the bank. Dead Horse Pass, 10 minutes later... Inside the hideout. Outside. Flashback Present Mayor's Office. The Tower. Mayor's Office Later... Later... Hell Texas Gorge An evil looking, metallic base. Flashback. Present SP fortress treatment plant. Water Vent Treatment Plant. Water vent! Outside. Treatment Plant. Outside Later... Later... Hall Flashback. Reality in the story. Another hallway. Hall
 * Familier Music plays as the camera pans torwords a Texas town.
 * As the song plays, a familier Peg-legged Rabbit dressed as a Mayor with a familier peg-legged bat with another bat with an antenna dressed as aides are seen being chased by coyotes!
 * Familier Rabbit: "DAG NABBIT?! SOME IDEA FOR ME TO TAKE A STROLL IN THE DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF COYOAT SEASON!?"
 * Coyote: YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!
 * Lucky Jack: Seriously, if they EVER get flight and laser technology, I am gonna beat myself dead! Besides, is 'yummy' all they ever say?
 * Coyote #2: No, it's just our catchphrase.
 * Lucky Jack: Yeah? Well, who thought of it, anyway?
 * Coyote #3: Who cares? All we know is that we're gonna have the best roast rabbit cassarole ever!
 * ???: Not when I'm around, you heartless mutts!
 * Coyote #1: Who the fu--(A lasso tightens on all 3 of the coyotes, and they are spun around until they are thrown off into the distance)
 * Lucky Jack: Whoo, lucky shot, Sheriff Sandreas.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Sandy in a cowgirl outfit, and carrying a long rope and a gun) The best one I've had all week, Mayor Jack Rabbit.
 * Fidget: "Nice one sheruff! You sent those moon howlers packing!"
 * Batty: "Oh yeah, totally!"
 * Sheruff Sandra: "Why thank you Aides Crip Wing and Tele-Bat-Vision."
 * (Discord): "Did their names have to be based on bad puns on their disabilies? I mean, seriously, and I thought the ponies of Equestia had a weird name fetish."
 * (Icky): "Exactly why your even here?"
 * (Discord): "I'm hiding here till the heat dies down. Luckly, next to dear Fluttershy, Pinkie isn't the one to hold much grudge.... In exchange for a certain cottan candy/chocolate milk based magic trick with whipped cream of mine as rent."
 * (Pinkie): "It benifits everyone involved."
 * (Discord): "Exactly why YOU and Iago are here."
 * (Icky): "Oh, while you guys were still on Pinkie's story, the show was done by now so the recording was finished, and waiting for us when we're finished with the Cakes' lonelyness problem."
 * (Twilight): "Pinkie, your honestly letting Discord stay here for cottan candy chocolate milk rain clouds? He's not even suppose to do THOSE things anymore! What if you weren't able to finish ONE and it got outside to be a minor inconvence to somepony?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh it's not like Cottan Candy and Chocolate Milk actselly hurts anybody."
 * (Squidward): "...... Pinkie Pie? Have you ever heard of, diabetes?"
 * (Pinkie):...Yeah, I have. The thought of it makes me have nightmares, even with that 'Bittersweet' story where I die of it.
 * (Rainbow Dash): That story always seems to make me cry, too.
 * (Sandy): Well, that ain't important for the moment. Let's get back to the story.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Any luck catching Dirty Dan and his comrades yet?
 * Sheriff Sandra: Nope. They always seem to be one step ahead of me. The cowards. But I assure you, me and my partner will hunt 'em down in no time.
 * (Patrick): Why does that name sound familiar?
 * (Sandy): What name?
 * (Patrick): Dirty Dan.
 * (SpongeBob): You don't remember, do you? Remember when we disturbed Sandy during her hibernation and she started attacking us in her sleep?
 * (Sandy): You didn't tell me you guys did that before you stole my fur coat.
 * (SpongeBob): Blame Patrick!
 * (Patrick): Hey, taking Sandy's fur was YOUR brilliant plan!
 * (SpongeBob): Well it was your idea to go to her treedome even though we were told not to.
 * (Patrick): Yeah, well how were we supposed to know about Sandy's hibernation stuff? You didn't learn what that was until she went insane and started tearing you up with extreme activities.
 * (SpongeBob): But that wasn't as worse as being clobbered by a big fat half-asleep beast.
 * (Sandy): For your information, you two, I only looked like that because fat plays a HUGE role in keeping yourself warm other than a patch of fur. That's why mammoths were so fat and poofy.
 * (Twilight): Are we gonna just sit here arguing about hibernation, or are we gonna continue this story?
 * (Sandy): Right, sorry.
 * Crip Bat: "Well the sooner you bust those varmits, the better."
 * Bat-Vision glitched out!
 * Bat-Vision: "YARRRGH!? They be plundering our loot and shanghaing our profits that is causing the skallywags to mutanty!"
 * Crip Bat: "Bro, we're not suppose to talk like pirates, we're in the wild west!"
 * Bat-Vision glitches again!
 * Bat-Vision speaks in chinese.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Dag nappit, now he's talking like a china-man!"
 * Crip Bat: Sorry. It's just that he's still adjusting to having part of his brain surgically replaced by machinery after he was shot by Pinhead Larry. His...what was the part of the brain again?
 * Sheriff Sandra: The basal ganglia. The part of the brain responsible for action selection and some behavioral functions.
 * Crip Bat: Great. Gotta remember that. Anyway, he's gonna be like this for awhile until someone makes a more advance verson of that doohicky, if that's possable in this day and age."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Dag nappit!? Dirty Dan and his possie have never been THIS extreme before, not since that scoundrel Quad-Limbs Hans kicked the bucket from that firy fireworks exbloution caused by a stray Injin arrow lit on fire by the local tribe ijdit!"
 * Sheriff Sandra: Definitely! After THAT, we need to bust them ASAP!
 * Bat-Vision: Let's handcuff some varmits! (BZZAT!, dubbed as Arnold Schwartzenneger) We'll be back! Dirty Dan and his posse must be found at all costs!
 * Crip Bat: Hmm...nice Arnold Schwartzenneger impression. I seemed to like that guy. What else have you got? (Twitches Bat-Vision's antennae)
 * Bat-Vision: (As Rodney Dangerfield) My wife was afraid of the dark once. But when she saw me naked, she was afraid of the light
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Ok, now THAT is just awkword."
 * Suddenly, the sound of a alarm bell was heard!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "DAG NABBIT!? IT'S THE BANK AGAIN?! Those varmits came to finish what they did last time!"
 * Crip Bat: "You mean of the last THREE DAYS!?"
 * Sandra: "Be right back guys, I gotta call that new guy to help out!"
 * Bank tellers cowerded before siluettes of three outlaws.
 * Dirty Dan, a slightly buff, and litterally dirthy Squirl, Duckbilled Benny, who in actually is a vulture with not even the slightist traces of a duck, and Pin-Head larry, a stupid, idiotic scorpian with a body shamed like a bowling ball pin, and tattoo that saids "Mom" on his left claw.
 * Dirty Dan: "All right, ya brainless piggie bankers, we came for the rest of the loot as of the last three days we done came here!"
 * A banker: "But, but, you don't understand! We're bankrupted now! We barely even have so much as a penny?!"
 * Benny: "Yeah right! I bet my non-existent duck-bill you have at least 900 bucks in there?!"
 * Banker: "The deer or the money?"
 * Pin-Head Larry: "OH OH! THEY HAVE DEER TOO?! THEMS GOOD EATING?!"
 * Dirty Dan: "....... You is a dim bulb, Larry."
 * Banker: "You guys have to believe us, this old town as exspearienced the worse ecomicomedy ever since the drought of last year when Hans was alive!"
 * Dirty Dan: "Well, perhaps we decided to honor his name by doing what made us bad to begin with! Your done just being highway men and injin killers, we're going back to the good ol' days! I even became extra dirty for the occation! Even my undies are a filthy mess!"
 * Dirty Dan reveils a very disgusting and vile pair of underwear!
 * Dirty Dan: "I haven't wipe my butt for weeks, never cleaned this thing, ALWAYS wore it every day, AND, it was once buried with me grandfather that i dug it out after day 90-100, when he started to rot. Too me forever to get them worms out."
 * Bankers exclaim in dusgust!
 * Dirty Dan: "I was wore this thing when I'm having fun with injin woman, i eat my lunch with it, AND i even used it as a fishing lore!"
 * A banker puked!
 * (Icky): "JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!"
 * (Sandy): "Yeah, Dirty Dan was one of the most controverseal villains of the series. He only appeared in 3 issues that were a 3 part speical called "The Dirty Wrath of Dirty Dan" where Dirty Dan was like in the story. Eventally, in later comics, he becames "Cleanly Dan" where he asentually became a recuring clean joke and become a plum wuss. I do still like the comics, but I kinda prefer the original dirty dan, cause well, that's what REALLY got me interested on just how vile he was."
 * (Discord): "Am I to assumed that controversy invited complaining parents and lawsuits?"
 * (Sandy): Yeah, he wasn't the most popular comic book character, so his comics were restricted and for adults only. My parents didn't exactly like me readin' them comics, but I liked them anyway.
 * (Alex): Whoever wrote them must have been fired for something like this.
 * (Gloria): Yeah, it's as vile as the Garbage Pail Kids.
 * (Sandy): Anyway, let's get back to the story.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss in Boots as a cowboy with leather boots and a cowboy hat) You just crossed the border into Hurtville, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: YOU AGAIN!
 * Puss: We're gonna be dragging you in jail by the tail wearing rubber gloves and gas masks!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Plus, we've got some business with Pinhead Larry after he shot Bat-Vision, and left him to get part of his brain replaced with machinery.
 * Pinhead Larry: Well, at least he's a lot funnier now.
 * Duckbilled Benny: (Scoffs and laughs) Good one, Larry!
 * Puss: That's not very funny, mi ememigo.
 * Dirty Dan: It doesn't matter. We're still gonna get out of here. (Sticks out his butt)
 * Sheriff Sandra: TAKE COVER, HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
 * POOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!
 * Stink appeared everywhere in the bank.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Luckily she and Puss were wearing gas masks, while everyone else started barfing, grossing out, getting watery eyes, and falling to the ground) Cut out the sick act, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: Oh, how original! Wearing gas masks! (Pinhead Larry and Duckbilled Benny are wearing gas masks as well)
 * Pinhead Larry: Seriously, Dan, you need to use that only when you're alone.
 * Dirty Dan: I thought you said it didn't bother you.
 * Duckbilled Benny: No, we said we could handle smaller farts, not nuclear farts!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Alright, enough of this. You and your kin are coming with us!
 * Dirty Dan: (All three criminals point their guns at the heroes) I don't think so! Three years of eating beans may not had stop you, but tiny speeding lead might?!"
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry and Benny started to shoot out!
 * Sheriff Sandra: DODGE! (She and Puss dodge the gunfire, and Sandra tries to finish it by lassoing them, but Pinhead Larry snips the rope) PINHEEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: It'll take more than a noose of rope to stop us. (Tries stinging Sandra, but she holds his tail away)
 * Puss: (To Duckbilled Benny) Fear me, if you dare!
 * Duckbilled Benny: Oh, I dare alright, you pitiful excuse for a feline! (Takes out a baseball bat) I dare you to die!
 * Puss:...A baseball bat? Seriously? We're not suppose to HAVE those yet?!
 * Benny: "We're not?"
 * The bat vanished into nothing.
 * Benny: "Aw, nuts! Well, at least I still have a golf club--"
 * Puss: Those aren't invented yet either. (The golf club goes away)
 * Benny: Darn it! Well, I have a hockey stick--
 * Puss: That's out. (The hockey stick disappears)
 * Benny: A nightstick--
 * Puss: Nope. (It disappears)
 * Benny: Pool cue--(It disappears) Cattle praud--(It disappears) Lightsaber--(It disappears) AW, C'MON!!!
 * Puss: Well, it looks like you're going to jail.
 * Benny: Really? (Points his gun at him) I may not have anymore melee weapons to duel you with, but at least I can finish you off with my gun! (Fires it, and Puss dodges it) STOP MOVING!!! (Fires again, and Puss dodges it again)
 * Sheriff Sandra: Yer' gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead! (Manages to punch Pinhead in the face)
 * Pinhead Larry: Watch the exo-skeleton, you furball!
 * Dirty Dan grabs a chear and attempts to knock out Sandra!
 * Pinhead Larry: Besides, an iron lung? That's a little bit overkill, isn't it?
 * Sheriff Sandra: Well, it's just an expression! (Dirty Dan appears behind her, but when Sandra smells his BO, she knows what Dan's doing, and manages to spin around, and punch him in the balls)
 * Dirty Dan: AAAOOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOWWW!!! RIGHT IN THE BELLS!!!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Seriously, Dirty Dan, do you think you can sneak up on me with all that BO? Seriously, you couldn't even sneak up on a dog with that crap!
 * Dirty Dan: "But Dogs have purrty good smelling. Even IF I didn't have my trade-mark smell, the mutt can still smell me. Dogs have super-sensitive sense of smell ya know."
 * Sandra: "Don't ya know it's a pity you know about this AND yet you choice crime still? It's a waste of knowledge in this time of wild west."
 * Dirty Dan: "Well maybe if I had better parents, we wouldn't even have this conversation!"
 * Dirty Dan and Sandra enter a fist-fight!
 * Sandra: I'm gonna skin ya' and make ya' into a pair of size-six boots, you infectious fart!
 * Dirty Dan: That'll be the day, rat-bag! (He suddenly manages to punch Sandra in the face)
 * Sandra: OOF!!! Oh, that's gonna cost you! (Steps on Dan's foot)
 * Dirty Dan: AARRRGGGHHH!!! (Sandra punches him in the stomach) OOOHHH!!! (Sandra kicks him to the ground) OOHHHH!!! I think I lost a tooth!
 * Pin-head Larry and Benny are down for the count.
 * Puss: "Well, I say this is ending better then expected."
 * Sandra: "Well, looks like your attempt to go back to the old days backfired Danny. You and yer friends should've think this through more. Your lost without Hans."
 * A laughter was heard, then suddenlty a smoke bomb appeared!
 * BOOM!
 * As the smoke screen stood, Dan, Larry, and Benny escaped, got on their horses, and fleed!
 * Puss and Sandra were able to escape the smoke.
 * Puss: "Wait it when Banditos cheat like that!"
 * Sandra: "Something tells me they ain't the only things this town has to worry about. Let's call for our steeds and follow them to their old hideout: Dead Horse Pass."
 * Puss: "Si."
 * Puss whisles, as his staillian from his spin-off movie of his exact named appeared, and got on it!
 * Puss: "Care to join?"
 * Sandra: "Thanks, but I got my own steed."
 * Sandra makes a click sound, as a silluette of a vaguely familier form appeared. It was a horse verson of Applejack. (Horses are taller and stackier then Ponies.)
 * Sandra: "Onword, Applesauce!"
 * Applesauce (Applejack as a horse): "You bet ya ma'am!" (Applesauce rides with Puss after the criminals)
 * Sandra: "Don't let them escape, but don't let them see us enither, we don't want them to try and shake us or place us into a wild goose chase to a trap!"
 * (Applejack): Wow, do I look amazing as a horse or something?
 * (SpongeBob): Well, I had no idea Sandy got these criminal characters from a comic book. I thought it was just from her wild cowgirl imagination.
 * (Sandy): SpongeBob, don't embarass me.
 * (Discord): You already are, cowgirl.
 * A poorly constructed house is seen inside the pass.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny got off of their horses and went inside the house.
 * Sandra and Puss appeared, and got off their horses.
 * Sandra: "We need to sneak in."
 * Dirty Dan: "Aw shoot, we were lucky we done didn't get shackled out there! Them Law folk are tough!"
 * Benny: "Well i reckon it is Texas after all, everythang's tough here."
 * Larry: "Uh, now what?"
 * ???: "Idjits?! That's the second time me and the Big Boss had to save you idjits?!"
 * A silluette of a four-legged stranger is seen.
 * Dirty Dan: "Sorry boss."
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be, none-other, then Quad-Limbs Hans (who looks like Hank the Mutant Frog.)
 * Hans: "What is wrong with you guys? Honestly, WHERE did I'd hired you people?! The bigger boss is getting impatient with us!"
 * Benny: "Aw gees, Quad-limbs, we done already rasutled up all the live-stock and stolen every bit of coin and dollar in nearly all of Texas. We're plumb rich at this point and never had to worry about straving again."
 * Hans: "Hey, i would've been happy with tat too, but THAT'S not exactly that major a goal for the bigger boss!"
 * Sandra AND Puss barged in!
 * Sandra: "Quad-Limbs Hans! I should've known you ain't really taking a dirt nap!"
 * Hans: "SERIOUSLY! NOW THEY'RE HERE?! But that's ok, the bigger boss planned this."
 * The same laughter from before was heard.
 * Sandra rekinised it now. It was... the one she heard, the night of a horrorable tragity. She gets flash-backs of her family house burning, as her parents are shoot by a silluetted force.
 * now, the sound of steam and clanking are heard.
 * Sandra, in fear, looks behind her, of a Steam-Punk Condor of increditable size.
 * Steam-punk Counder: "Ah, Wonde-bar. Goodintak, Sandra. I have been expecting you."
 * Sandra: "Pra-pro-pa, Professor SteamPunksten?! But, I saw you fell to your death into the firey exploudion of yer lab!"
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "No thanks to you, frauflian! Luckly, I am a reshorseful genius! As you can see, I'd repaired myself. I am still trying to speed up the progress of our modernisation though cybernetic plantation, of which has been rejected by primitive fools! One way or another, I'll realised that dream, and you, Sandra, will be defeated by my.... STEER-BOT ARMY?!"
 * SteamPunksten reveils an army of steampunk Steer.
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "Behold! What once primitive steer, are now but the first of many to become part of my perfect, cybernetic world! The bank robberies was just to lore you, my fruadline, so I'll morth you into the first SENTIENT Cyborg! Ze era of SteamPunksten, shall commence?! STEER-BOTS, CONTAIN ZE SQUIRL AND HER CAT?!"
 * The Steer-Bots charged!
 * (Discord): What a weird twist.
 * (Sandy): Well, what can I say? Science never escapes me anywhere.
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Steerbot, and spins it into more Steerbots)
 * Puss: Sheriff, when all this is done, you need to explain who the devil this condor is.
 * Sandra: Agreed. (Trips over a Steerbot, and uses amazing karate moves to take down multiple Steerbots)
 * Puss: What are these things made of, adamantium?!?
 * Professor SP: Actually, it's a metal of my own design. Mixed with silver and gold, it's got the power to withstand even the impact of a bullet.
 * Sandra: Damn, SteamPunksten, you sure went out of your league with these guys.
 * Professor SP: Yes, I'm fully aware i have lowered myself with comman crooks and have been at this for 10 years after you seemingly killed me in a stroke of luck, but sometimes, revenge is a good repealent of pride and discrimination against petty thiefs. Better then to not do anything about this, knowing that the child respondsable doing THIS to me still draws breath! Now, to make sure you don't shoot me again, my armor is made of the exact same metal my Steerbots are made of.
 * Sandra: No matter what, you won't get away with this, feathers!
 * Professor SP: (Chuckles) We'll see. (The Steerbots begin coming out of different directions)
 * Puss: We're surrounded!
 * Sandra:...(Sees a weak support, and shoots her gun on one of the Steerbots, and the bullet ricochets off the Steerbot, and strikes the support)
 * Professor SP: What? (The broken support causes the entire place to start coming down, and crushing all the Steerbots) NO! MY STEERBOTS!!! MY BEAUTIFUL STEERBOTS!!!
 * Puss: That name sounds pretty funny when you say it out loud, doesn't it? (Laughs)
 * Hans: "Aw crud?! AND I WASN'T FINISH WITH MY DEPOSTIT ON THIS PLACE?!"
 * The bad guys and good guys escape as the hideout starts to crumble?!
 * The hideout falls apart and crumbles.
 * Professor SP: "Years of Ze progress, down ze drain just like that! I'll make you pay for zhis, Sandra?!"
 * Hans: "Yeah, me too! That house belonged to my granddad, 7-limbs pete!"
 * Hans, Dan, Larry, and Benny brought out their guns, as SP brought out two chainguns out of his back!
 * Sandra: "SHOOT! TAKE COVER?!" (The both of them take cover behind a rock as the chainguns fire at them, and seemingly cause the rocks to crush them)
 * Professor SP: Well, look on the bright side, Sheriff. You'll be joining your dead crackpot father now. (Chuckles) At least we're not a lost cause. I know another place where ve can have our new hideout. It's somewhere no hero has ever went through alive. But I seem to go through it just fine. Let's go. (All the baddies leave)
 * Puss: (She and Sandra burst out of the rocks when the baddies are long gone) Pray for mercy!
 * Sandra: Professor SteamPunksten. He was the worse varmit that had ever existed this side of Texas.
 * Puss: Okay, before we go through this sparse adventure, can you PLEASE tell me who this SteamPunkster is?
 * Sandra: (Sighs)...Well, my first encounter with SteamPunksten was all too horrible. It all started when I was only 9 years old...
 * (Sandra): I was livin' with my Ma and Pa on a ranch in the middle of a nice town. One thing I liked about it was my Pa. He was the greatest inventor ever. He had a breakfast-making machine that made the one in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang look like something out of the Middle Ages. He had been creating all kinds of fancy gizmoes in his days, which was what inspired me to be just like him. But something was up. He had massive competition with a condor named Mr. Talbot. This particular condor was my Pa's competition for one thing: he was much more smarter than my Pa was. At the time, I thought he was just a silly and rude bird who was downright jealous. But things changed when my Pa was working on fancy robotics that would replace lost limbs or body parts. 'Prosthetics' as Pa called it. I was amazed at the design, and I knew I would continue his legacy if something were to happen to him. Then, I was shocked when I overheard that Mr. Talbot was planning to steal my Pa's technology, and claim he came up with it himself by murdering him. I tried to warn him, but by the time I got there...*sniff* it was too late. The house was engulfed in flames. My parents were killed. Then just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
 * Dr. Talbot: Well, well, well! What do we have here? (He appears in a previous design of his armor, and no cybernetic implants) It's that pest squirrel's daughter, Sandra. I certainly won't have you reporting this to the authorities! So I hav eno choice but to kill you, too. (Takes out a shotgun)
 * Sandra: Mr. Talbot, how could you do this to me?!? Stealin' my Pa's technology because you just couldn't help but feel greedy about it?
 * Dr. Talbot: Don't call me that any longer, kid! My name is now Professor SteamPunksten.
 * Sandra:...(Laughs hysterically) That's the stupidest name I've ever heard! (Laughs until she barely avoids a shot from the shotgun)
 * Professor SP: I'll make you eat those words, you idiotic child! (Reloads his shotgun, and Sandra runs away screaming as she dodges multiple bullets) HOLD STILL!
 * Sandra: "Sorry, the whole "Your gonna kill me" thing makes it diffitcult to do such!"
 * Professor SP: Well, no matter. In 60 seconds, you'll be dead! (Fires his shotgun, but misses) Come back here! (They run all the way to his lab)
 * Sandra: Please, Mr. Funny Name, don't do this! I won't tell anybody, I swear!
 * Professor SP: That's right. You won't. See you in heaven, Sandra! (Tries shooting Sandra down, but finds out he has run out of bullets) Damn, no more bullets!
 * Sandra: HAH! (Climbs across some pipes)
 * Professor SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Starts flying after her)
 * Sandra: (Climbs to the bottom area and appears to be cornered, with Professor SP taking out a small pistol)
 * Professor SP: Climbing won't save you now, kid! Say bye-bye! (Sandra suddenly kicks the gun out of his wing, and shoots straight through his armor, with blood spewing out of his body) ARRGGHHH!!! URRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Sandra: Alright, you rat-munching beakface! I'm gonna make sure you pay for what you did to my parents here and now! (Shoots one of the lab's power plants, causing a chain reaction) Happy trails, partner! (Runs out)
 * Professor SP: Grrghh!...YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, CHILD!!! I WILL BE BACK!!! (He is unable to get up with his injuries, and the lab explodes with him inside when Sandra finally finds cover)
 * (Sandra): I lost everything I valued that day. My parents, my dream, and my Pa's work. *sniff* My life was perfect until, what just happened..... And that's what led to me being a Sheriff.
 * Sandra: (Barely crying)...I just never expected he would return like he is now, or at all. *sniff* He killed my parents all because of HIS LOUSY TECHNOLOGY!!! (Starts crying)
 * Puss:...That's horrible, mi amigo.
 * Sandra: "But, I'll admit i wasn't any better. An Injin Shamen told me so. Revenge will only make your heart and soul empty. Revenge, would've made me worse then Talbot. So, i tried everything to move on, and truely be better then him. But..... Moving on, after an exspearience like that...... I am still in truma from it."
 * Puss: "Sinorita..... I been there before. I was an orphan once and have been met with series of tragities that didn't made me any better then the criminals of my contry. But then, I was met with an old goat from china calling herself a soothsayer, showed me the way, through a simple saying."
 * Sandra: What's that?
 * Puss: She told me that whatever happened in our past doesn't really matter. The only thing that truely matters is what lies in your future. What you choose to be.
 * Sandra:...You're right. I gotta put my past behind me. I need to stop SP from doing...whatever he plans to do.
 * Puss: Well, that's something we'll find out soon.
 * Sandra: The first thing is where they're hiding next. I heard SP say that he has a hideout that no hero has ever been able to reach. What place do you think he's talking about?
 * Puss: No lo se. There's plenty of deadly places in Texas, I don't even know which one SP would decide to hide. He'd need water, a source of metal, a number of dead bodies to use for experiments, some heat and chemicals, and a way to make sure nobody returns alive.
 * Sandra: Hmm...water, metal, bodies, heat, chemicals...well, there's only one place I know that has that kind of stuff. But I'm not sure it's the perfect place. I'm not even sure if he would even considered...... (Gulp), Hell Texas Gordge.
 * Puss: "I actselly heard of that place. Not even the mose desperate of Banditos would EVER want to go there! The land is believed to be home, of the reaper itself."
 * Sandra: "Well, SP is possabilty not like most outlaws. Because of how many would normally stay clear of that area, it's actselly more perfect then we would except for him. Not even the bravest lawmen would go near there. Heck, even I get the goosebumps just thinking about that place."
 * Puss: "I been to many haszordious lands before. And survived. I can handle another challnage of nature's twisted design."
 * Sandra: "But here's the thing: there's something about the land that makes horses into instend yellow belly cowards! They start to freak out and run away from it."
 * Puss: "Perhaps, they know the land is not safe for them. Which means we can't risk our horses to go there."
 * Sandra: "Luckly, the Mayor is an old friend of my dad's. He kept one of his old inventions, a weird flying machine. We can take the horses back to town, and talk to the Mayor."
 * Puss: "Alchorse, but we also need a map that actselly has Hell Texas Gordge marked into it."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Con sarnit?! People have REALLY sent in angry latters on what Dan and those varmits had done to this town! I hoped Sandra finally comes in here and say she got the criminals right where she wants them!"
 * Crip Bat: "Yeah, cause it's starting to get bad in here! Even other towns are suffering from this cause of the dissappearence of steers and cattle!"
 * Bat-Vision: Yeah, they need to be thrown in the slammer! I can't even feel part of my brain thanks to those sons of--(BZZAT!!!) My name is Inigo Montaya! You killed my father, prepare to die! (BZZAT!!!)--bitches!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit:...Okay.
 * Crip Bat: "Well, at least it can't get worse then this."
 * Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss) Mayor, we've got loads to tell you! Quad-Limbs Hans is alive.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: (Sighs) It just did.
 * Puss: Not just that, but the murderer of Sandra's parents, Professor SteamPunksten, is still alive, and leading the entire thing.
 * Bat-Vision: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
 * Sandra: I'd like to explain everything, but I think they're hiding in Hell Texas Gorge.
 * Crip Bat: Really? Only an idiot would go in there!
 * Sandra: "Well Punksteamsten ain't no local moron! I think he may've found a rare safe path into that death valley."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "If he did, then he really is a genius! Well, it's less likely they'll bring horses due to the rumor that equines are scared poopless of that place!"
 * Puss: "Poopless?"
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well I didn't wanted to be crude and cuss, do i?"
 * Sandra: "Well, that's why I'm here. I figured that since our horses would be frighten even being within a mile of that arce of death traps, i was wondering if you still had my Pa's old flying invention."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well, good news is, I did.... The bad...... Well, it kinda got old and rusty cause i never used it cause i didn't know how to! It's just a holder of a cobweb and dust collection now."
 * Puss: "Well, i think it just needs to be fixed up abit and it'll be good as new."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Er, well, I know two invertors from out of town capable of doing such a thing... Problem is, they tend to be.... Mighty strange. Dr. Hat and Professor March. They actselly used to be your Pa's teachers, back when they were of sound mind. They're all about basing their inventions on, tea for some concarn it reason."
 * Sandra: My best guess is that they got drunk on strong tea.
 * Puss: Indeed. They drunk too much of it.
 * Bat-Vision: How do we find them?
 * Crip Bat: Yeah, they could be anywhere in this desert.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: They're somewhere in the town right nextdoor. (They look to see how big the nearby town is)
 * Sandra:...You have GOT to be kidding me! It's the size of Manhatten!!!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Don't worry, they lived in the highest tower in a private room. The service boys only let those with this pass through (brings out a pass). So here, use this pass, and you'll be able to get to Dr. Hat and Prof. March. Be careful, Blackjaw Jack is on the loose there and soughts to get even with them after an invention of theirs destroyed his original jaw, and in it's place, as rumors fortold, an injin spell gave him the lower jaw of a injin demon. It made Black Jaw crazy and voilent ever since. So far, Blackjaw remained absint, but, if those doctors ever come out of their protacted Tower, it's garrentied to be more crazyier then a donner party over there."
 * Puss: "Then we must act fast!"
 * Puss and Sandra got out, got on their horses, and rode off!
 * Sandra: "Let me handle the servicemen."
 * A servicemen notices Sandra and Puss heading his way.
 * Servicemen: "May I help you miss? This is a private building... Impourent people, only."
 * Puss: We ARE important people.
 * Sandra: I'm the Sheriff of the town right next door.
 * Serviceman: Sheriff Sandreas? Well, it doesn't matter. No one goes through without a pass.
 * Sandra: You wanna pass? (Takes out the pass) You got it.
 * Serviceman: Well...not sure how you got this pass, but beggers can't be choosers. Go right in. (Sandra and Puss go inside where they see the March Hare in a red business suit and a dark brown cowboy hat, and Mad Hatter in a cowboy version of his hat, and wearing a yellow business suit. Both of them were drinking tea, as usual)
 * March Hare: You know the best thing about tea? It somehow seems to make me feel 20 years old.\
 * Mad Hatter: Me, too. But it makes me feel younger. Probably...18.
 * March Hare: Do you think it makes us kick ass like Popeye or the Sugar Bear?
 * Mad Hatter: Well, let's see. (Gulps some tea, and punches March Hare in a millisecond) HAH! It does!
 * March Hare: (His teeth had fallen out) I...good punch!
 * Sandra: Dr. Hat? Professor March? (The both of them notice her)
 * Dr. Hat: What the--?!? Who the hell are you?
 * Sandra:...You guys don't recognize me, do you?
 * Professor March: All I remember about you is your outfit. It makes me think about Lone Ranger. Besides, it's very rude to drop by without informing us first.
 * Dr. Hat: I'll say it's rude! It's very very rude indeed!
 * Puss: Our apologies.
 * Sandra: Guys, it's me, Sandra. (The professors are confused)...Manny Cheeks' daughter?...He died in a housefire?...
 * Professor March: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) THE INVENTOR!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, right...I still don't get it.
 * Puss: These guys are wackos!
 * Dr. Hat: "Wait, was he that nice squirl kid from our old class who was rivals with that, abnormally large, vulture guy? Nmae going by, Talbot? HIM, I remember for some reason."
 * Prof. March: "That same rat who did, something to us as revenge for calling his exspeariments insane and unetchical?"
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, I bet it has something to do with (takes off his hat) This nasty bump! (Reveils a very nasty bump.)"
 * Sandra: "Dang!"
 * Dr. Hat places his hat back on.
 * Dr. Hat: "Well thank goodness he's out of our lives for good."
 * Puss: Well, not exactly. He's alive.
 * Prof. March: WHAT?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah! I thought Sandra blew him up right after shooting him...when she was too young to be using a gun for that matter.
 * Prof. March: Too bad we can't arrest her for that since she's above the law...wait, I think that came out wrong.
 * Sandra: Well, it was 70% self-defense, but we're kind of burying the lead here. We think he's hiding somewhere in Hell Texas Gorge, the most dangerous place this side of Texas, and coincidentally, the most brilliant hiding place.
 * Prof. March: Well, what do you need us for? Care for a cup of tea?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it makes you fight like a gorilla! (Puss face palms himself)
 * Sandra: Well, since we can't ride our horses into the gorge since they're scared stiff of the place, our only chance is using my Pa's old flyin' machine.
 * Dr. Hat: You mean the Leonardo?
 * Prof. March: The Leonardo? He's been dead for hundreds of years, stupid!
 * Dr. Hat: No, it's a flyin' machine Sandra's father had been working on. We just named it that because...because...I forget. (Puss face palms again)
 * Sandra: Because Leonardo DaVinci made the first theories and drawings of a flying machine?
 * Dr. Hat: No, that's not it. (Puss face palms himself AGAIN!)
 * Puss: Total wackos!
 * Sandra: So do you think you guys still have the skills to help us?
 * Prof. March: I do not know!
 * Dr. Hat: "But that doesn't mean we can't try! So, where's that old goat of a machine?"
 * Puss: "It's still with the Mayor in the town not to far from here."
 * Sandra: "But first, let's clean the clock of that Blackjaw character and-"
 * A roar was heard!
 * ???: "HAT!? MARCH?!"
 * A brutal fist smashed though the wall!
 * A huge, brutal croc in a cowboy hat, a ripped sleveless shirt, and a spirtical, black, beastly looking jaw on his face, stood before the shocked group.
 * Blackjaw Jack: "HAT?! MARCH?! YOUR STUPID ROBOTIC TOOTHBRUSH RUINED ME?! I HAD TO EMBRACED AN INJIN'S CURSE CAUSE OF IT?! I'LL BREAK YOUR SKULLS FOR THIS?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BREAK OUR SKULLS?!"
 * Prof. March jumped into Hat!
 * Prof. March: "Careful! He's stark, raving mad!"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "WELL AIN'T THAT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Now, now, Jackie, be reasonable!"
 * Prof. March: "How's about a spot of tea?"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "I'M GONNA BREAK BONES IN PLACES YOU COULDN'T BE ABLE TO REALISE YOU HAVE, YOU MANAICAL IDIOTIC TWATS?!"
 * Blackjaw Jack roared as he chased around Hat and March!
 * Sandra: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BLACKJERK!!! (Points her gun at him)
 * Blackjaw: Well, if it isn't Sheriff Sandreas and her douchey sidekick!
 * Puss: OOH! I AM GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A PAIR OF CROCODILE-SKIN BOOTS!!!
 * Blackjaw: (Dubbed as Humpty) UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!
 * Sandra: Get your hands up where I can see 'em, you green piece of armor!
 * Blackjaw stomps on the room, causing the entire building to quake and break!
 * The floor breaks open and cracks, as if there were an earthquake!
 * Sandra: "LOOK OUT?!"
 * Prof. March: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Blackjaw: In about 5 minutes, this tower will come collapsing to the ground harder than a meteorite! Let's hope you all can survive. (Cackles, grabs a rug, jumps off the building, and uses the rug as a parachute)
 * Puss: HOLY FRIJOLES!!! THE WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, this crocodile has been drinking a boatload of tea!
 * Prof. March: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, TEA DOESN'T MAKE YOU STRONG, IT MAKES YOU RETARDED!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Okay, you don't have to yell about it.
 * Sandra: Let's get out of here, NOW!!! And i Know just how to do it!?
 * Sandra grabs Puss, Hat, and March, and jumps out of the building, and aiming torwords Blackjaw!
 * Blackjaw was laughing in victory, thinking he finally got his revenge!
 * Blackjaw: "I showed those idiotic weirdos one two! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
 * Sandra: "HEY PURSE-FOR-BRAINS?!"
 * Blackjaw: "Huh?"
 * Sandra snags the rug Blackjaw was using and uses it as a parachute!
 * Blackjaw: "...... I hate squirls...."
 * Blackjaw fell down very quickly, screaming as he struggled to hopelessly stay aflout!
 * Blackjaw: AARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!--(Crashes to the ground, leaving a huge croc-shaped hole in the ground)...Ow!
 * Sandra: (She, Puss, Dr. Hat, and Prof. March each hold a side of the rug, and glide gracefully and safely down to the ground) Yeah! We did it!
 * Puss: WHOO-HOO!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Thank goodness. At least I still have some tea left in my hat. (Takes a teapot and a cup out, and drinks some tea) Oh, yeah! That's the stuff!
 * Blackjaw: You...haven't beaten me!...(Gets out of the hole beat and dazed)...I'm...as hard as steel! I mean, I JUST SURIVIVED A FALL FROM A VERY TALL BUILDING!? THAT IS TOUGH! TEXAS TOUGH?! MORDEMANADASAMOROMOOMOO MOO!"
 * Sandra: "Pardon?"
 * Blackjaw: "Chicken...... butt."
 * Blackjaw falls flat into his face!?
 * Puss: "Is, he dead?"
 * Sandra feels his pluse.
 * Sandra: "No, but he is unconjustus. He could be out for awhile. He might be out long enough for me to cuff him."
 * ???: "No need, Miss Sandra."
 * An Eel Sheruff (that looks like Axle in cowboy attire), appeared.
 * Eel Sheruff: "This butt-hole is on my juristicktion. So saids Sheruff Oval."
 * Sandra: "Oh, sure thing. I got bigger meat to fry anyway. Come on fellers."
 * Sandra wistles for her horse Applesauce.
 * Applesauce: YEEHAH, let's blow this joint! (Sandra and Prof. March hop on Applesauce while Puss and Dr. Hat hop on the other horse)
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, it's been a while since I last rode on a horse. (The horses take off, and Oval cuffs up the unconscious Blackjaw)
 * Oval:...Ugh, that jaw gives me the creeps!
 * Prof. March: Wow, the Leonardo really looks different than when we last saw it. (The Leonardo, a winged copter-packed flying machine, was rusted up and a bit broken)
 * Dr. Hat: Not to mention it looked a bit black.
 * Prof. March: I actually think it was white.
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, yeah, it WAS white.
 * Sandra: So what do you boys think? Think you can make this gizmo take to the air?
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, we might need to replace a few parts, but after oh say 6 to nine minutes, or maybe an hour or so depending on other things, I think we can get Leo flight worthy again."
 * Sandra: Well, that's good.
 * Puss: Knowing them, they might make it look like a flying teacup.
 * Sandra: Oh, Puss, don't be rediculous. They may be insane, but they're still intelligent. They'll have the Leo fixed up faster than a barefoot jackrabbit crossin' a four-lane highway.
 * Dr. Hat: Wrench? (Sandra hands him the wrench, and he uses it for a while)...Screwdriver...Corkscrew...Tea (Sandra dumps tea in his mouth)...
 * Prof. March: (Checks a copter-propellor's integrity, and it spins pretty well) Perfect!
 * Dr. Hat: How are them propellor-packs, March?
 * Prof. March: As good as they'll ever be.
 * Dr. Hat: Great. Just one last touch...
 * Sandra: Uh...wow. (The Leonardo is now fixed, but has parts that look like teacups)...
 * Puss: Told you!
 * Dr. Hat: Our best work in years.
 * Sandra:...Well, better than nothing, I s'pose.
 * Sandra and Puss got on the device.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Good Luck Sandra, and be careful!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Just flip the switch and your ready to go!"
 * Sandra:...Okay...(Does that, and the Leonardo copter-packs begin spinning)...Well, it's functional, that's a good thing. Now let's see if it can fly.
 * Puss: Let's spin this wheel. (The Leonardo starts moving, darting straight forward towards a hill)
 * Sandra: C'mon, ol' timer, you can do it. (They continue going forward) Here we go...(Then, they dart forward off the hill, and the Leonardo starts flying) Whoa!...(Chuckles) It works!
 * Dr. Hat: IT WORKS!!! (Laughs)
 * Bat-Vision: (Singing) Think of a wonderful thought, Any merry little thought, Think of Christmas, think of snow--(BZZAT!!!)
 * Prof. March: We're gonna be FAMOUS!!!
 * Crip-Bat: What? What do you mean 'You're' gonna be famous?
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Sandra's father built the thing, so HE should get all the credit.
 * Dr. Hat: They do have a point, March. We didn't build it, we just fixed it.
 * Prof. March: Oh, yeah...Well, he's dead, anyway, so no luck with that.
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it'll take a couple more years for someone else to come up with it.
 * Crip-Bat: Well, the important thing is they're flying. (The Leonardo flies off into the distance)
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies over a huge gorge, where blackness consumes it)...Well, we're here.
 * Puss: Looks pretty deep.
 * Sandra: If by deep, you mean over 142 1/2 ft, then yes, it IS pretty deep.
 * Puss: Ay carumba! 147 1/2 ft?
 * Sandra: Yep. 147 1/2 ft.
 * Puss: Well, let's just get down there. We don't have that much fuel left, so we'll have to make a safe land inside that gorge.
 * Sandra: Easier done than said. (Pulls the Leonardo down into the gorge, and it seems pretty dark, but the Leonardo's lantern lights give them good sight of it)
 * Puss: (Sniffs the air) UHHGH! It reeks down here! It smells like Dirty Dan just barfed on his own poop and put in some garlic and rotten cheese.
 * Sandra: Must be the odor of the many toxins inside the gorge. But it doesn't seem to bother me.
 * Puss: Uggh...
 * Sandra: You okay, Puss?
 * Puss: (Barfs down the gorge)...Ugghh!
 * Sandra: That's gross!
 * Puss: "I can't help it that it doesn't exactly smell like a baskit of roses! I think another reason why horses are afraid of this place cause THIS PLACE STINKS?!"
 * Sandra: "Can't say i blame them." (They reach the bottom, where it looks like a wasteland, with acid pools, water, metal parts, lava pits, and dead trees and shrubs) Shee-yooh! This place is hotter than a desert durin' a mass firestorm on a hot summer day.
 * Puss: I'll say. Even my sweat has sweat comin' out of it.
 * Sandra: Yeah, let's just land. (They land on the ground right in a metal graveyard)
 * Puss: Yeesh, this place gives me the creeps. (A bellowing noise is heard, and Puss freaks out) WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Sandra: Oh, stop being a frady cat. Let's go find SteamPunksten and bring him to justice...wherever he is. (Suddenly, a few vents puff some acrid gases) Eww! This place is disgustin'!
 * Puss: We'll also need to get some more fuel for the Leonardo in case we win so we can get the hell out of here.
 * Sandra: Well, we'll surely find gas here. Not the gas gas, the fuel gas. (They walk through the gorge)
 * Unknown to them, a mysterious robed stranger with a sythe was watching them.
 * Puss and Sandra see it.
 * Puss: "I am going to make a very wild guess that this place is SteamPunksten's base."
 * Sandra: "That old buzzard was never the one for subtilty."
 * Puss; So...how do we get inside? (He points out that the entrance is locked with huge complex locks and is in front of a bridge surrounded by pools of water)
 * Sandra: Well...I did learn a few things about locks during my years of law-enforcement, so...I think I can tell how to open it. (Inspects the door)...Hmm...Uggh, this lock is WAY too complex for even me to decipher. It's locked up tighter than a vault full of jewels. (Slips on a puddle of water) WHOA!!! (She falls into the pool of water)
 * Puss: (Sighs) You are kidding me! (Runs up on the bridge) Sandra?...Sandra?...SANDRA?!?
 * Sandra: (Resurfaces, and gasps for air)...Whoo, that surely knocked the fur right off of me. But I think we don't need to use the door to get inside.
 * Puss: Why not?
 * Sandra: Because I saw a water vent under here. It's likely it'll lead us into SP's fortress.
 * Puss: Are you suggesting we SWIM there?
 * Sandra: Uh, yeah! It's underwater, isn't it?
 * Puss: But, I, uh, can't swim.
 * Sandra: "..... Darn! Forgot! Cats hate water! You know, your lucky your a lawman in a land where the nearest beach is 600 or so miles away, cause if villains ever deside to escape the contry through boat and water, there would be ALOT more criminals and crimes in Mexico."
 * Puss: ".... I know. My naterol cat fear of water would one day be the downfall of my career and livelyhood.... And it almost did once...."
 * (Puss): I was chaseing a Varmit by the name of Cheating Slithereen, one of those, rare fem fatale outlaws. She had just seducted the bank tellers to give in the money though siren-like charms, and a taunting yet, seductive voice. She had a, complincated and tragic history of being a victim of a voilent devorce from a corrupt Mayor, who got even with him the wrong way, by giving him, a venomated kiss of death.... Oh, and uh, She was a rattle-snake by the way. She became quickly imfamous as among the few female outlaws of the wild west, and often, she became, as her earned nick-name goes by, "The Shamer of Sheriffs", cause often in these times, Sheruffs were men, and they fell victim to her seductive charms like bees to a flower, and leave them looking like stupidos. I was the only one who was ammuned to her charms, mainly because, i find bad girls to be abit of a turn-off. She was very fast for a rattle snake, but i was not far behind! Eventally, we went into one of texas' rare selection of woods into the further unexplored west, near the norourious cat-hating tribe of indians called The Wankomandomuttos, or simply, "They who prefer Dogs." in their tongue. Natrolly, they seek their best dogs and dog masters onto me! After an epic struggle against anti-cat natives, i finally caught up with Siltereen... But, even if she could not charm me like a fool, she dishonored me in another way. She dived into a lake! My natoral fear of water prevented me to go after her. She was recovered by her pet eagle, escaped into the sunset, and the last thing she did, was winked at me. The faith from my people, and the normally reasonable mayor, had dimineshed.
 * The Mayor: "I am sorry Puss, i mean no harsh words, but your failure, cannot be ignored. Better and more famous men had fallened before, so, it should've been expected you didn't do any better. This will not cost you your job.... But, i will have to send you into Texas, under the partnership of Miss Sandra, until you can find your confindence again, and, if possable, became the first cat to become un-afraid of water. Please understand that I don't want the scum of socity to start getting the idea of using water as protaction against you if they desired to come after us. A replacement here will look over things while your gone. I wish you luck, Puss."
 * Puss only sighed, then nodded in agreement. He knows the desidion is final.
 * Sandra:...Yikes...Well, I don't exactly know what to tell you, Puss. This is pretty much the only way we'll get inside. The door is locked up hard, and this water vent may be our only chance. So, I'll just carry you.
 * Puss:...Carry me? Are you serious?
 * Sandra: Yeah, sure.
 * Puss: But...don't people usually swim better with their arms...or maybe even BOTH of their arms?
 * Sandra: Well, when you catch some criminals like Goldfish Gordon, or Bull Shark Bart, you learn a few things.
 * Puss:...(Sighs) Fine. But this better go quick.
 * Sandra: Oh, don't worry 'bout it. Just hold your breath. (Catches Puss)...Alright, this is our best chance.
 * Puss:...I don't really know about this--
 * Sandra: Too late! (They both dive down)
 * Puss: (Jumps out of the water) REEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWRRRRRR!!!! (Sandra pulls him back down)
 * The duo were still being watched by the robed stranger, who seemingly walked another way, seemingly turning transparent.
 * Robotic steampunk construto-trons are seen working about.
 * A constructo-bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's off to work i go!"
 * It wistles in theme!
 * Construto-Bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho!"
 * Another Construto-bot: "Dude, you were asked not to do anymore singing! He didn't deside you to be a saloon singer!"
 * Constructo-Bot #1: Sorry.
 * Constructo-Bot #3: CB-25? You might wanna see this. (Constructo-Bot #2 (CB-25), comes over to see that Sandra and Puss are swimming down the water vent)
 * CB-25: Intruders. CB-84, initiate emergency flush protocol.
 * CB-84: Right away. (Presses a button)
 * Sandra: (She continues swimming, trying to hold a struggling Puss, "Uggh, if this keeps up, we'll surely drown. I need to find a source of air, and fast.") (She looks around to see a hole, "Bingo!", she swims towards the hole, and manages to reach it, as she and Puss gasp for air)
 * Puss: GET ME OUT OF HERE--(Blurbs as his mouth gets stuck in the water)
 * Sandra: WOULD YOU HOLD YOUR HORSES, AND SHUT YER' TRAP?!? Just remain calm. If you just begin squirming like a worm on a hook, you'll make yourself drown, let alone me.
 * Puss: Easy for YOU to say! This is the first time I've been trapped by this stuff.
 * Sandra: Just shut up and inflate yer' balloons. (Holds her breath)
 * Puss: Aw, shi--(They go down again)
 * Sandra: (Puss continues to panic, but Sandra covers his mouth, and signals him to keep quiet, and Puss nodds 'yes')...Hmmph! (They continue swimming until a tremor is heard) Hmm?
 * Puss: UUMMPPHH!!! (Starts panicing again until Sandra slaps him) (They are suddenly pushed by a water current, and start spinning through the water as they manage to get a few gulps of air when their faces gets out of water)
 * CB-84: (They see Puss and Sandra being pushed through the vent) Wheeee...
 * Sandra and Puss were practicly screaming underwater.
 * The water vent shot them out like a bottled rocket, then Sandra and Puss slammed head-first to a pile of bones!
 * BLAM! CLUTTER!
 * Puss and Sandra are humorious in bone like attire.
 * Puss: "Is there a possability that maybe this place has a backdoor?"
 * Sandra: "......... Don't...... Push it."
 * CB-84: "Well, that's that then."
 * CB-25: "Sir, should we inform the Professor about this? I think those two may be trouble."
 * Cb-84: "He might be busy remaking a new Steer-bot army, but, i'll do what i can."
 * CB-84 goes to find SteamPunksten.
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)...How humiliating.
 * Sandra: Well, look on the bright side, at least you showed a little bit of confidence down there.
 * Puss: Are you kidding? We were practically screaming the bubbles out of ourselves down there!!! We could've died!
 * Sandra: Yeah, well at least I'm not a cat, and I took several swimming lessons when I was young!
 * Puss: Hah, look who's talking! I know squirrels in real life are capable of swimming across lakes like a dog can.
 * Sandra: Well, I know some cats can swim, but I know they aren't fond of water like YOU are!
 * Puss: HAH! Cats don't swim! (Sighs) Why wasn't I born as a dog, or a beaver, or even a dolphin for that matter?
 * Sandra: I don't wanna get into this argument, Puss! We need to get inside! Whoever initiated the water current is sure to know we're onto SP, so we need to act fast.
 * ???: Perhaps I could be of some service.
 * Puss: "Look, stranger, we are perfectly capable of figuring this out ourse-"
 * Puss sees the robed stranger
 * Puss screamed like a cat, and jumps into Sandra's head!
 * Sandra: "The reaper himself?!"
 * The stranger, now reveiled to be the reaper, stood before them.
 * Sandra: "Now, before you do anything, reapery, do acknowledge-"
 * Reaper: "I know well it is not yet your time. I am here, for a different reason. You see, horses fear the gordge not just because of, a few bad smells and the hazords of this land. It is also, a link, into an underworld of the Mansopeia Tribe."
 * Puss: "Mansopeia? Or in their tongue, "The tribe who speak for the dead"?"
 * Reaper: "Persisly. (The reaper reveils himself to be an indian simular to Chakashi.) The Mansopeia were the only tribe capable of communicating, controlling, even becoming part of the dead itself. I am but one of many reapers of the dead, some been around, longer then others. This pratice has a controverseal history. Men in medevil times, called it "Necromancy", which is why the Mansopeia were viewed, so negitivly by the settlers, even when the Mansopeia had no hostile intentions or feelings torwords them. The Mansopeia were forced to become underworld spirits to avoid the same prosicution, that went after other tribes, peaceful or warmongering. I have the position as reaper, and becoming amoral, i have learned to do my spirit granted duty, even to those who died, untimely. But on rare occations, some spirts of the deceased, mostly malvolent or ones who seek justice for their deaths, often escape the underworld becoming more powerfuler thanks to the Mansopeia's magic surrounding the realm. Talbot, had both revenge and malvolent intentions in mind. He escaped as what he became: a skelical, cursed monster of bone and fire, and thanks to the magic, he used it to fused with the metal of settlers foolish enough to had come here. He even steals back their lost souls, and turns them into machines far more advance then what settler machinery was truely capable of. He even joined forces with a frog with extra limbs who had faked his death, so he can hide out in the gorgde as a attempt to retire, but was talked back to commit crimes once again, and eventally included the other rouge settlers into Talbot's plan for revenge on, not just you, Sandra... but on thosed who dared mocked and question his insanity of what he implied of turning living things, into automatronic, abominations of science. The likes of other inventors, polotisions, even those he had thought to be his family. Even in death, Talbot seeks to make his ambition happen, whether the living wants it or not. Not even the lawless will be safe from him, espeically not those who partnered with him. He may very well planned to make them part of his automatic abominating army as well. He could destroy, the balence of life and death itself, because of a misfornate, personal tragity, of the one woman he loved, dying from sickness, inspiring to think becoming automatrons will bring an end of sickness and death, but others feaed him cause of being viewed insane and unehtical."
 * Puss: "Not to mention because Socity is so obcessed with looks."
 * Sandra: So you're saying that SP wasn't retrieved, and replaced with prosthetic implants? He was...part of a necromantic takeover?
 * Reaper: Indeed. Now, as for me, Talbot doesn't seem to have any concern for me. He thinks I'm nothing but an outcast. But I've been eyeing him ever since he was resurrected. He began stealing technology from scientists all across Texas, and using them to create this fortress. Everything you know about his technology he stole from scientists. The tough metal, the Steer-Bots, his chaingun implants, his machinery, everything. He's even stolen something that is sure to help him rule not just Texas, but also the world. You know those rumors about a creature called the Thunderbird?
 * Sandra: Rings a bell.
 * Reaper: Legend says that the bird is a magical creature which creates thunderstorms just by flying. And it does. The Thunderbird was the guardian of the entrance to our realm, and has been out in the real world many times. Now, it has been corrupt into Talbot's pet and we had no choice but to lock it inside a prison sealed by necromantic powers. That certain prison is located somewhere in the fortress.
 * Sandra: That means...SP must be trying to free it.
 * Reaper: That is correct. What he has stolen is an ancient artifact that we accidentally left in your world hundreds of years ago. The Portus Lock of the Thunderbird. It's what keeps the Thunderbird locked up.
 * Puss: Wow, as if his Steer-Bots and his robotic nightmares weren't bad enough.
 * Reaper: Those robots are just like average minions. Talbot has to have some help if he wants to free the Thunderbird. Now, I've been trying to find a way to stop him since he found the Portus Lock. But now that you're here, I think you can help me.
 * Sandra: We'll do whatever it takes. Right, Puss?
 * Puss: Yes.
 * Sandra: Just tell us what to do.
 * Reaper: Well, here's how the lock works: As you know, there is not much light down here since the Gorge is so deep. But with his stolen technology, Talbot has learned how to use dozens of mirrors to reflect light down to the fortress where the light will hit the middle of the Portus Lock when it is inserted into the socket. When that happens, the prison will open, and the Thunderbird will be free.
 * Sandra: Well then we gotta do something fast. It's...(Checks a clock, and sees the time)...1:00 AM. It'll turn light in 6 hours.
 * Puss: The only question now is how we get inside.
 * Reaper: Well, the same way you went through last time. In the water. There's a safer way. A way, less monitered by the unfortnate souls trapped in their robotic prisons... But, i must inform you that, it's less monitered for a reason. It is at a place of very needed privatcy, where the living goes when..... Nature calls."
 * Puss: "..... ARE YOU TELLING ME WE HAVE TO NOT ONLY GO INTO WATER, BUT INTO TOLIET WATER THROUGH BATHROOMS?!"
 * Reaper: "Sometimes the safer way isn't always the "Cleanest" way. But you must act quickly. Cause of your last attempt, it's only a matter of time before Talbot knows your still among the living, and he will seek to ensure that you will be met with an untimely end."
 * Puss: "...... (Meows upsettingly), I just hope it's never at or near the toilet Dirty Dan uses!"
 * Reaper: (Pointing at another pool of water, which is a bit filthy, but thanks to SP's stolen technology, is being filtered)...Here it is. It's being filtered by those huge pumps over there. (Points at the pumps)
 * Sandra: You mean them things that look like train whistles?
 * Reaper: Yeah. But I should also warn you that unlike the last tunnel you swam through, there won't be any sources of air. So you'll have to use these. (Hands them small devices) They're one of the many forms of technology stolen by Talbot. It's a device that a certain scientist has been working on as a way to breathe underwater.
 * Sandra: It looks more like a centrifuge.
 * Reaper: That's what it is. It's a device that uses a spinning centrifuge designed like a propellor to create low-pressure in the center, and allow oxygen to push straight into your mouth when you breathe in and let out your breath when you let it out.
 * Sandra: Well, holly-wolly-ding-dang-do! That's downright amazin'!
 * Reaper: You'll also need to wear these. (Takes out some safety goggles) Not every part of the sewage line is filtered, so you need to keep your eyes protected.
 * Puss:...Thanks for the tip. Got anything for keeping ourselfs clean from this, shall I say, sewage?
 * Reaper: "Sadly, wetsuits aren't suppose to exist yet. Settlers are not yet interested in diving into the sea."
 * Puss: "..... How ironic. The used the rules of time against one of the outlaws, and it bites me in the butt at the end."
 * Reaper: I've also got a message for the little hydrophobe. He shouldn't be scared of water. I witnessed your problem myself. So, I have this to tell you. And listen closely, because I will not repeat it.
 * Puss: Okay, shoot.
 * Reaper: Here it is...Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. When you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue.
 * Puss: Say what now?
 * Reaper: That is all. Now go, you don't have much time. (Disappears)
 * Puss:...What the hell was THAT all about?
 * Sandra: Well, it's not every day people throw riddles at us. Espeically one as strange as this. Anyway, bout time we get agoing.
 * Puss: "(Sigh), very well, for the good of el law, I'll face down water like a great foe."
 * Puss: (Underwater with Sandra while grabbing onto her breathing heavily through the centrifuge device. Sandra just shoved him off, and grabbed him with her arms)
 * Sandra: ("Cats these days!", They suddenly entered an unfiltered area as Puss is shocked with disgust. Sandra just sighed as bubbles escaped through her centrifuge, and they carried on)
 * Puss: (Is starting to get sick)
 * Sandra: MMM-MMM!!! (She nodded 'no' to him)
 * Puss: (Nodds a 'yes', and swallows his vomit, and stays still, "Stay calm, Puss. It's just water. Filthy, disgusting, water! It won't hurt you...much.")
 * Sandra: ("How far is this sewage line?!?", she then swam right to a 4-way tunnel) Hmm?!? (Sighs, and tries to decide which way to go, then she sees a light through the forward tunnel) Mmm-hmm! (She swims forward towards the light, and Puss is still cowering)
 * Puss: (Gulps, and once they reach the light, they see a grille where they see the silouette of SP)
 * Prof. SP: (Dubbed as Lord Shen) MOVE, YOU BULLS! FASTER, FASTER! SECURE THE ENTIRE PERIMETER!!! THOSE TWO TWERPS WILL BE CRASHING DOWN ON OUR DOOR ANY MOMENT!!!
 * Sandra: Hmm? (She swims towards the grille to get a better look, and she sees Prof. SP with Quad-Limbs Hans and his posse)
 * Dirty Dan: I don't know if this will work, sir. They've gotten through tighter doors than that.
 * Prof. SP: You're kidding aren't you? I've got the most high-tech security system in all of Texas!
 * Duckbilled Benny: And to think they could actually get inside through a highly-monitored water vent. What morons!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, what a capable of goofballs! (Goofy laughing)"
 * Prof. SP: "I will not allow ze squirl and feline ruin my life's work. It's all i have when..... I lost my zear lovely."
 * Quad-Limbs Hans: "Wait, what?"
 * Prof. SP: "(Realising he almost slipped) Uh, nothing, absolutely nothing! Now, go assit the bulls in security measures!"
 * Hans starts to get abit suspicious.
 * Hans: "You heard the boss boys, let's wreasle up a squirl and pussy cat!"
 * Hans and his possie yee-haaed as they ran off!
 * Prof. SP quietly sighed.
 * Prof. SP: "I must never let zhem know. They will all view me as weak if they knew. I will make everyone, including zhem, perfect. No one will judge me ever again, and i'll be able to honor my zeloved's name."
 * Prof. SP made a small, but still noticeable tear made of oil, as it dropped from his face.
 * Prof. SP cleaned it off.
 * Prof. SP: "Put yourzelf togother man. You got work to be made. And history, to forever prefect."
 * Sandra: (Looks at him sympathetically, but then shakes it off, remembering that though he's a victim of a tragicty she can, ironicly, relate, knows he still has to be stopped from becoming no better then even the worse outlaw in Texas, and swims off with Puss)
 * Prof. SP: What I should really focus on is releasing my beloved Thunderbird from her stone-cold prison. Starting now! (Takes out the Portus Lock, which is a golden wheel that has a bronze lens in the middle, and puts it on the socket, clicking it on) Vhen I rule ze world, I shall make sure zat nobody vill lose a loved one during zheir young ages again. No more suffering, no more pain...(Sighs)
 * Sandra: (Spots a surface above, and smiles. She swims up there, and finds a filteration plant) Finally!
 * Puss: (Scrambles on all fours, and is shocked with fear)...I almost had a heart attack!
 * Sandra: Let's just get through this without getting spotted--
 * ???: INTRUDERS!!! (They look behind them to see a Constructo-Bot with a screwdriver)
 * Puss: Do you really think you can hurt us with a screwdriver, amigo?
 * Constructo-Bot: Yes. You're sure to know that.
 * Puss: Oh...yeah, because GTA did it...but enough with the damn 21st century and post-modern forth wall assulting talk. You shall pray for mercy from...(Tries carving a 'P' in the Constructo-Bot with his sword, but it doesn't work since it's just metal)...uh... Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Uh..... Am I, suppose to be imtimidated here? Cause, maybe it's because of limited programming, but, I'm just not that afraid to be honest... Or, at all."
 * Puss: Oh, whatever, prepare to be torn apart, and used to build a steam engine!
 * Sandra: KAI-YAH!!! (Kicks down the Constructo-Bot, and it falls apart)...Whew! That was close. (Suddenly, they get surrounded by more Constructo-Bots)...Aw, butt donkeys!
 * (Donkey): HEY, I RESENT THAT!!!
 * (Sandy): SHUT UP!!!
 * (Donkey): Sorry. It's just that I'm a donkey and...well...you know--(Discord suddenly zips up his lips like a zipper)
 * (Discord): There, now you can be quiet.
 * (Shrek): Thank you! I more or less take back my mocking at your expense.
 * (Discord): Don't mention it.
 * Sandra: "Just exactly how many poor souls did SP adducted it?"
 * A constructo-bot: "(Sheds a oil tear), More then he actselly even ever needed! Practicly half of the underworld!"
 * Sandra: Well, let's just fight. (They do just that)
 * Puss: (Slices off a Constructo-Bot's legs, and it falls to the ground) HAH! Look at you, you're just a top!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Constructo-Bot, and spins it into other Constructo-Bots) YEE-HAW! (Gets attacked with a screwdriver) OW!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Yee-Hah" yourself!
 * Sandra: (Punches the CB down) (She begins beating down dozens of other CBs and ends it by attacking one that was about to stab her in her back with a screwdriver) YAOOOWW!!!
 * Puss: EN GUARDE!!! (Duels with a CB and it's screwdriver)
 * Sandra: Puss, there's too many of them! We need to get out of here and reach SP! (Checks the clock) It's 3:49 AM!
 * Puss: That's not too bad, amigo. We'll make it there in due time.
 * Sandra: Not when we're fighting over a hundred robots with screwdrivers as weapons!
 * Puss: Good point. We can't necessarily fight them all!
 * Sandra: Then I guess I should go for Plan B. (Takes out her gun) My trusty revolver gun. (Calculates trajectory of the bullet, and finds out that the robots are building a machine that spreads throughout the filteration plant. She is able to do this while still fighting the CBs)...Hmm...(Notices on the top of the construction that there are heavy piles of metal, and stone)...(Notices that there is metal everyhere)...(Fires her gun at a CB, and it ricochets off the bot, onto a few other CBs, onto a metal plate, and onto a support for the machine, making it unstable) Bullseye!
 * Head Constructo Bot: "AHHH! SHE HIT THE WEAK SPOT?! SHE'S GONNA CRUMBLE?!"
 * Constructo-Bots began to panic!
 * Puss: Oh, so NOW you're intimidated.
 * Sandra: Alright, let's get out of here before the place collapses on top of us. (They run down a tunnel, and the entire construction collapses)
 * Constructo-Bot: Crap! We worked all weekend on this!
 * CB #1: (From before) Well, at least we're still functional.
 * Head CB: Shut up, CB-12! (Smacks him)
 * Sandra: Wow, this place is HUGE! Where are we gonna find SP's main room?
 * Puss: And let's not forget about the gas we need for the Leonardo so we can get out of here.
 * Sandra: That, too. WHOAH!!! (They stop and see a steampunk cyborg with a buzzsaw)
 * Puss: Oh, crap!
 * The Cyborg: "In life, I was once Chainsaw Mike, The Woodpecker with a Chainsaw beak! I caused a mighty grim massicure in my time till I was gunned down! Now, I am reborn as a ro-bit! And you two plumb remind me of the lawmen who shot me down! Both of them were a Squirl and a Cat! I'll at least get even with them by going TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSICURE ON YOU?!"
 * Puss: "Uh, tecnecly, we're not suppose to even know what Chainsaws are. Not invented yet, so you make no sense even being here."
 * The Cyborg: "What?"
 * he vanishes into thin air!
 * Puss: "Thank you, post modern forth-wall breaking 21st centoury talk!"
 * Sandra: Well, I'm not sure it'll work for THEM! (They see that coming out from dark tunnels are steampunk cyborgs with guns, swords, hammers, shields, and acidic tanks)
 * Puss:..Well, at least what they have exist in this world.
 * The Cyborgs surrounded Sandra and Puss.
 * Sandra: "Well, plumb looks like we got our work cut out for us!"
 * Puss: My thoughts exactly.
 * Cyborg #1: Prepare to die, lawwoman! (Activates his acid nozzle, and sprays acid at them)
 * Sandra: INCOMING!!! (They both dodge the acid, and Sandra tries attacking a Cyborg, but is counteracted with it's shield) OW! (The Cyborg smacks Sandra in the face with his hammer) OW! (Falls to the ground dizzy)
 * Puss: (Duels with dozens of Cyborgs with shields and swords, and manages to slice off a few of their parts, and destroy them) HA-HAH!
 * Sandra: (Recovers from the blow to her face)...Alright, buster, you're going down! (Trips over the Cyborg, and rips the shield off of it, and bashes the Cyborg with it. But she also dodges multiple hammer atacks from the Cyborg, and she manages to rip it off, too, and bash the Cyborg's head off with it) Well, I guess I came out 'a-head'! (Laughs)
 * Puss: (Dodges an acid spray, and the acid hits another Cyborg, dissolving it's chest, and it falls to the ground) Hmm... (Uses the acid spraying to take out multiple Cyborg, and then use another Acid Cyborg to allow the two of them to spray each other down) Hah! You were better off 'Acid-iots'.
 * Sandra: (Dodges gunfire from several Cyborgs, and shoots the head off of several others with her gun until she runs out of bullets)...Damn, out of bullets!...(Sees she is surrounded by Cyborgs)...I can't reload now!...(Jumps across the Cyborgs, and walks on several Cyborg heads until she reaches Puss)...(Puss and Sandra grab each other's arms, and Sandra spins Puss around while he uses his boots to kick down several Cyborgs, and then Puss lands on the floor, spins, and tosses Sandra through the air as she uses her lasso to swing across the hall on a pole, pull it off, and land behind some Cyborgs)...(She quickly reloads her gun, and fires at the Cyborgs, the bullet ricochets past dozens of Cyborg heads, blowing them off one by one, and then it destroys most of the Cyborgs except for 7 more)
 * Puss:...Wow!
 * Cyborg #2: Oh, crap!
 * Cyborg #3: We can still take them. (They jump towards Sandra, and throw her into Puss, and when they're together, they aim their weapons at them)
 * Cyborg #4: Prepare to die!
 * Suddenly, a random whip balms Cyborg number six into Number 7, which pinballs into 5, 4, 2, 3, and finally one, dazzed them out who are now confused.
 * Puss: "What the-..... I know that whip!"
 * ???: "Aw how sweet... You remembered."
 * A mysterious strange smacks around, beats around, and finally breaks The Cyborgs for good.
 * Cyborg 1: "Finally..... Free...... Now we will..... R.I.P......."
 * The Cyborg shuts down.
 * A serpent shape appears at Sandra's and Puss's presence. She reveiled herself to A snake resembling remarkability well to Viper, except that she was a rattle snake.
 * Puss: "You...... Your Cheating Siltereen! That outlaw who made me look imcomident to my people! I actselly had to go into poop water anf fight steam-bots thanks to you!"
 * Silthereen sighs remorsefully.
 * Silthereen: "I'm not "Cheating Silthereen" anymore. My outlaw days are done when, my father, who was dying, asked me to become someone better."
 * (Silthereen): "All that was said about me being a wife victim of a corrupted mayor was a front to prevent people from getting curious why a woman would commit things only men would be stupid enough to do. It's rare for women with our smarts to be willingly brutal idiots. My real reason was because, my father, a respected member of a rattle snake clan speicalised in using charms, was dying. We didn't had money to pay for a funeral, thanks to being poor and that snakes are often prosicuted. I didn't had no choice but to do what was done. Strangely, instead inspiring more Xenophobia, well, at us at least, i ironicly ended becoming fuel for leggers who want to stop the prosicution of snakes for protests that snakes shouldn't be hated just because of realijustus prosicution or because of the demand of leather boots. I didn't want to make idiots out of those sheriffs, but I couldn't allow them prevent my true mission. Espiecally not an overly ambitious cat who didn't even let cat hating natives scare him off. That was brave, by the way. My encounter with you and what i robbed that day, was my last crime. Apawn my father's deadbed before his funeral, when he heard what i had to do, i, i did not blamed him for being, disappointed. So, in his will, he litterally want me to redeem myself by using my skills and charms for good, by becoming, Fem Vigilantie Siltereen. I wanted to make everything right for everyone. And i quickly got started by stopping the Mad Hare Bros. and El Sharko, but their defeats weren't enough to convince lawmen and mayors that I changed. When i began hearing rumors of A mad sciencetist turning out to be alive and well and allied with 4 imfamous outlaws, i knew this was my chance to make my desire for redemption true by stopping his appearent plans for robotic steer armies, and help you guys out. I had overheared more of, the dark truths of SteamPunksten when you guys talked to death itself."
 * Siltereen: "I blame you not for not trusting me. I was blinded by the desire to help my father have a funeral that, i became no better then my kind's prosicuters. I share equil interest in stopping the doctor. He would dragged my father's oul into his maddness just to make another robot, and i can't have that."
 * Puss:...Wow...I can't believe what I just heard.
 * Slithereen: And about making you look bad by getting into that lake...I had no choice. I was running out of options, and the only option I had left was to retreat into water. I didn't mean to make you look like a hydrophobe. So, I should really tell you that you need to get over your fears soon. I didn't really know what the Reaper's riddle meant, either.
 * Puss: You heard us talk to him about that?
 * Slithereen: Yeah. In fact, I remember it as well as you do. Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue. Doesn't seem to make much sense to me. I don't know if it means to use your head or something, I just don't get it.
 * Sandra: Neither do we, Slithereen. Neither do we.
 * Puss: Well, now that we know you want to help us, I guess we could let you join us.
 * Slithereen: Thank you.
 * Sandra: No, thank YOU for saving us. Now, let's go. It's 4:29 AM. We only have 3 hours before the Sun comes, and the Thunderbird is released.
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duckbilled Benny, and Quad-Limbs Hans are protroling the area  with some steer-bots.
 * Hans: "Hey guys, you ever get the feeling that the professor may not be fully honest with us? I mean, he is a villain, but, i meant in the way he's not telling us his other reasons outside of wanting to get even with that squirl!"
 * Dirty Dan: What are you talking about?
 * Hans: I mean, I think I heard him muttering about...a loved one, or something.
 * Pinhead Larry: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing, Hans. He's probably getting delusional again.
 * Hans:...Yeah, you may be right.
 * Duckbilled Benny: But regardless, we heard from one of those Constructo-Bots that the cat is scared of water, which is naterol cause it's considered a norm in cats. You wanna know what he was doing in the water vent?
 * Hans: Panicking like a chicken?
 * Benny: YES! (Laughs) Oh, brother! So, I have a plan to scare him off.
 * Pinhead Larry: "Please tell us, Benny!"
 * Benny: Well, we'll make a trap for them. Remember that old water chamber that was used for doing experiments on fish?
 * Larry: Yeah. It's been abandoned for over 2 years.
 * Benny: Well, we'll disguise it as a shortcut. As soon as they open the door...(Scoffs) no more Sandra and Puss.
 * Dan:...That's kind of brilliant. But won't it flood a portion of SteamPunksten's fortress?
 * Benny: Nope. The water chamber operating room is locked up tight in case of an accident. But this one WON'T be an accident.
 * Hans: Good idea, Benny. But, uh, how did they get inside in the first place?
 * Benny: Through the sewage line. They were sure to have a form of breathing since there was no air sources.
 * Larry: Gross! Wait a minute, i may not be a durn genius, but i rekcon they must've gotten their hands on some of the Professor's aqua centrifuges in some unex-plane-able way!
 * Dan: If they did, then how in tarnation are we gonna handle that?
 * Benny: Well, they'll be spinning faster than a top once the water currents crash onto them. Their centrifuges should be lost once the water settles. Ya know, like that of a flash-flood or a tideal wave, a really bad one i rekconed.
 * Hans:(Laughs), You're a GENIUS!
 * Benny: Of course. I didn't go all the way through 3rd grade for nothing. (The group begins laughing menacingly until Dan's laughs turn into coughs, which broke the evil laughter when the others became concerned)
 * Hans: "Seriously Dan, you got to consider more healthifer habits these days, your becoming very unwell recently!


 * Puss: Okay, I think we're lost.

Outside. Hallway 1. Hallway 2 Hallway 3 Hallway 4 The fork. Thunderbird Prison Area Outside the lair. Inside. Later... Later again... Later again again... Reality
 * Slithereen: Don't worry. This place isn't as big as it looks..... Just stupidly complexed.
 * Puss: "Well since Sp is a genius, shouldn't it be "geniusly" complexed?"
 * Silthereen: "You know what I mean. Be careful of anything that may be some form of trick, like too very obvious easier ways around the area. Things like that are most likely would be very locked up since I suspect SP would be onto you. So, if you see anything that looks like an unsecured shortcut, don't fall for it."
 * Puss: Oh, look. (He points at a metal door that says 'Prof. SP's Main Room')...I guess we found it.
 * Slithereen: Wait a second...somethin' doesn't seem right in the alamo. (Takes a closer look at the sign on the door, and sees it to be real)...Hmm, I guess it's not fake.
 * Sandra: Great. (They both open the metal door, and find a huge lab with no one in it)...Hmm...this place seems to freak me out.
 * Slithereen: Hmm, I don't like the looks of it. It's seems older than it looks...
 * Puss:...Oh, wait, there's where we need to go. (They find a huge wall with blackened glass, and a metal door with a sign that says 'Thunderbird Lock Area') Let's go.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) Finally! (Runs up there with Puss as Slithereen is not fooled)
 * Sandra: Alright, let's see if I can get this thing unlocked. (Picks the lock with a small metal pin she found earlier)
 * Slithereen:...(Stares at the black glass)...(She touches the glass with her tail, but then finds black stuff on her tail) Wha...is this paint? Why in tarnation is there...(Wipes some of the paint off, and through the glass, she sees water, and gasps) Water!
 * Sandra: (Manages to pick the lock) Got it! (She and Puss begin opening the vault)
 * Slithereen: NO!! IT'S A TRAP!!!
 * Sandra: What? (They see that water spews from the door)...
 * Puss/Sandra: Oh, crap! (They begin running towards the door, but then it is locked shut by Dan and the posse)
 * Sandra: HEY! WHO THE HELL?!?
 * Dirty Dan: GOT'CHA!!! (They all laugh)
 * Sandra: DIRTY DAN, YOU FIEND!!! I'M GONNA RIP YER' ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: Good luck with that one, Sheriff! That is if you can survive. (They all laugh, and they leave)
 * Sandra: (Tries pulling the door open, but it is locke dup tight) DAMN THOSE IDIOTS!!!
 * Slithereen: I told you guys not to fall for anything suspicious!
 * Puss: Hey, you said it was safe!
 * Slithereen: Well, it looked real to me!
 * Dirty Dan: THAT WAS A FAKE!!!
 * Slithereen: DAMN YOU, DAN!!!
 * Dan: "Nothing personal, miss Silthereen. You should've stayed out of it."
 * Puss: Uh, guys? (He sees that the pressure at the door was rising, and the door is finally swung open, and water begins to fill up the room) REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!! (The water hits them hard, and the group spins out of control, and their centrifuge devices slip out of there pockets and get lost in the water)
 * Sandra: (When the water settles, Sandra tries getting the centrifuge in her pocket, and so does Puss, but they soon find them gone) HMM?!? ("The centrifuge! WHERE IS THE CENTRIFUGE?!?...Oh, shit! We are DEAD!!!") MMPPPHH!!! (Signals Slithereen to help her find the centrifuges) MMPPPHHH!!! (Points down, and they both search the bottom)
 * Puss: (Begins spinning out of control as he struggles, and is suffocating, then he remembers the Reaper's riddle)
 * Reaper: "If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue."
 * Puss: ("HOW IS THAT HELPING IN THIS INSTANT?!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN DON'T GET TOO LIGHTHEADED--...wait a minute...Lightheaded...THAT'S IT! Lightheaded, as in 'light'.", he suddenly stops in place, and he suddenly floats to the surface) (Once he reaches it, he gasps for air) I should've seen it sooner! People usually float in water!...Uh-oh. (Sees that the water is rising to the ceiling)...CRAP! Please tell me Sandra's found those centrifuges!
 * Sandra: (She is on the verge of drowning, but Silthereen came in just in time with the certifuges, but before she can breath with it, she drowns)...
 * Slithereen: ("Aw, c'mon, you couldn't hold it any longer?!?", she grabs Sandra, and takes her to the surface where she manages to push the water out of her lungs even when they're surrounded by water)
 * Sandra: (Coughs the water out)...Oh, GOD! That knocked the fur right off of me. Puss? Are you okay?...Puss?...
 * Puss: I'M OVER HERE, SANDRA!!! (Sandra and Slithereen swim up to him) I just found out the--(Blurbs when the water covers his mouth, but he gets it out, and he spits)...I just found out what the Reaper's riddle meant. She said I didn't need to get too lightheaded, as in 'let my 'light' body float to the surface'.
 * Slithereen: Ohh, makes perfect sense now.
 * Sandra: Does that mean you're not afraid of the water anymore?
 * Puss: NO! I'm just trying to stay still so I don't die. But I don't think we'll have surface time for long. Look! (They see the water rising to the ceiling)
 * Sandra; Tarnation! The place is fillin' up faster than 11 gallons in a 10-gallon hat.
 * Slithereen: We'll have to get the outside door open then. I may be a snake, but I can't hold my breath forever. And I don't have a centrifuge like you do.
 * Sandra: Well, then we need to get out of here--(Blurbs, then gets her mouth out of the water) GOD, that's annoying! We've got 2 hours until daytime and the Thunderbird gets free.
 * Puss: How am I gonna move? With you holding me, we swim very slow. But I saw you swim very fast when you ain't holdin' onto somethin'.
 * Slithereen: Then you're gonna have to swim yourself.
 * Puss: I can't!
 * Slithereen: Yes you can, fraidy cat! It's as simple as firing a gun. Consider it as another chance to congure the water! Don't let IT become your preditor, and you it's prey!"
 * Puss: "..... Ok, el aqua, time for you see that this cat has- (Water slams into his much and blarbs spits it out), that this cat has- (SLASH INTO THIS FACE) THIS CAT HAS CLAWS?!"
 * Puss dived down.
 * Hans and possie laughed!
 * Hans: "They're done for now! And the best part, (unknown to them Puss was at the window), they'll never be able to get to the inside lever that activates the drain that'll suck away the water, we'll be done with them for good!"
 * The crooks laugh again as Puss swims to find the lever, which he did, and with all his might, pulls on the lever as hard as he can!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, and, the best part, that cat will never be able to shallow his fear!"
 * The crooks laughed as Puss was finally able to pull the lever completely, as a flushing sound was heard, as the jerks still laughed, which drowned out the noise!
 * Benny: "Yeah, the chances of them being able to get out of their a a cajilliain to... (Sees that the water is being drained.) Aw nuts. It seems that our luck has run out."
 * Hans: "What're you talking about- (Sees the room now being drained of water) AW NUTS!?"
 * Larry: "Uh oh, now what do we do."
 * Hans: "How's this? How's about we save our own skins and get out of here while we still can!"
 * Dan: "Sounds like a plan!"
 * The jerks make a run for it!
 * Sandra kicks down the door!
 * Sandra: PINHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)...Again, how humiliating.
 * Sandra: (Tries lassoing them, but Pinhead snips the lasso again) Damn it! I HATE it when that happens.
 * Slithereen: Well, let's chase their asses down! They'll lead us to SP's REAL hideaway. (They run after them)
 * (Discord): Ha-hah! It was clever for me to give us a motion-picture depiction of our stories. (Magically mind-controls Sandy)
 * (Sandy): (Under Discord's control) And then Puss tripped over a rock. (That happens in the story)
 * (Discord): (Laughs) Priceless! (Laughs)
 * (Sandy): And he trips on another rock. (That happens again)
 * (Discord): (Laughs even harder, and falls onto the ground) That's funny--(Laughs) The second time!
 * Puss: Stop that!
 * (Discord): Alright, I've had my laugh, continue, squirrel-girl. (Releases Sandy's mind)
 * (Sandy):...(Laughs) I gotta admit, THAT was funny. But seriously, back to the story.
 * Dan: "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! SPLIT UP! THEY CAN'T CAPTURE ALL 4 OF US IF WE SEPERATE! ONE OF US MAY HAVE A CHANCE FOR THE EXIT!"
 * At a twin fork at the halls, Dan, Benny, Larry, and Hans went to each hallway seperately!
 * Sandra: "Darn! And there's only three of us!"
 * Puss: "Well, we'll have to capture what we can!"
 * Puss, Sandra, and Silthereen went three of the four hallways.
 * Larry went inside a living room, grabs a lamp shade and pretends to be a lamp.
 * Larry: "Sandra of her friends will never find me here. Uh, nope nope!"
 * Slithereen: Oh, really? (Removes the lamp shade from his head) A lamp doesn't talk, you know.
 * Larry:...Crap! (The camera goes onto the living room door as Slithereen beats up Larry, and comes out with Larry tied up in a rope)...Owch!
 * Benny runs into a robot inventing room.
 * Benny: "Dog-gone it! I need to amscray!"
 * Benny sees another door that saids "Exit".
 * Benny: "Ahh, time for me to vamoose!" (But as he reaches the door, a gunload is heard)
 * Sandra: Don't move a muscle, Benny! Or I'll blow your brains out like a pack of popcorn. (Benny gets his wings up) Well, heck, that worked. (But as Benny walked to her, he quickly smacked her in the face, and escaped)...Oh, no you don't! (Shoots Benny in the wing)
 * Benny: AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Falls flat on the ground) My wing! (Finds his gun, but Sandra kicks it away before he can get it)
 * Sandra: Don't even think about it, Benny! Your ass is going downtown!
 * Benny: I hate squirrels!
 * Dan: (Runs through the hall, and gets exhausted)...Yeesh! Runnin' takes it out of ya'! WHEW! (Makes it to an exit, but when he opens it, Puss is seen behind it) YIKE!--(Puss kicks him with his boot, and corners him to a wall)
 * Puss: You ain't gettin' away this time, Dirty Dan--ARRGHH! PEE-YEW, your breath smells more horrible than the acrid vents in this gorge now!
 * Dan: Good. Now stay back. Don't make me use THIS again! (Sticks out his butt)
 * Puss: HAH! I've got a gas mask, remember?
 * Dan: Surely you do remember it's like a smoke grenade...which isn't invented yet, DAMN!
 * Puss: Regardless, you are goin' down.
 * Dan: Go ahead, get one inch near me, and you'll activate the stink bomb...which hasn't been invented yet, either. CRAP!!!
 * Puss:...(Trips Dan off his feet, and cuffs him quickly) Always expect the unexpected, Dan! That's what my mama always said...well, not really, but I digress. You're under arrest.
 * Hans is in the hallway near the very front door!
 * Hans: "I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! ONCE I'M OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA FIND A NEW HIDDY HOLE AND RETIRE AGAIN!"
 * Hans balms into something metal!
 * It was Prof. SP: "Leaving zo zoon, mein froggie?"
 * Hans: "I'm sorry, but there be trouble in thare hills! We better scram while the going's good!"
 * SP's talon grabs Hans!
 * Prof. SP: "Forgive me, Hans ol boy, but i fear i have, plans for you, concerning my plans for everyone."
 * Hans was at first confused, but then he remembered the Steer-Bots and what he did to the unlucky souls of the underworld.
 * Hans: "Your not gonna do to me what I think your gonna do to me, are you?"
 * Prof. SP laughed alittle bit.
 * Prof. SP: "I am done being dishonest my friend. Yes, I am gonna enzure you will be spared from the net of death, and it will applie to your idiot friends as well! Ever since I losed mein beloved, I had been determined to combat the horrors of sickness and death, but was mocked because socity didn't want to be a "clunking metal monster"! Whether they want to or not, I'll give everyone the give, of invented immortally!"
 * Hans: "Hey, I'm for living forever as the next guy, but not if it means being even more of a freak then being a mutli-limbed frog!"
 * Prof. SP: "Sorry, Hans, (brings out a gas nozzle to knouck out Hans slowly) My mind, iz made up."
 * Hans fell asleep before he could protest more, as he is slowly dragged by SP.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny are tied up.
 * Benny: "Did ya'll really had to tied us to Dan, considering his unhealthy habits?"
 * Puss: "Sorry, but we still have a mad doctor and your friend to capture."
 * Slithereen: "I'll stay behind and eschort these idiots out here. Find Hans and SP."
 * Sandra: "Ok Silthereen, and good luck!"
 * Slithereen: Plus, I saw where SP is hiding when I busted Larry. He's right down the 3rd hall. Good luck. (Slithers away with the criminals)
 * Puss: Let's go! (They both went after SP)
 * SP: (Ties Hans up to a giant machine while he is still unconscious)...Alright, time to get ze show on ze road. (The night is slowly turning to day) Only one more hour until ze Sun comes up, and my precious Thunderbird will be freed. I shall lead her and my Steerbot and Cyborg army to invade. Today, Texas. Tomorrow, ze USA. Ze day after tomorrow, North America. And ze day after ze day after tomorrow, ZE WORLD!!! (Cackles)...Okay, I need to work on my evil laugh, I'm beginning to get a little rusty. But zat vill have to wait. First, I have a frog to transmogrify! (Pulls a lever, and the machine that Hans is strapped in begins to slowly trap Hans inside)
 * Hans:...(Wakes up to find he is in a machine, and screams while muffled by the blindfold on his mouth) MMPPPPPHHH!!! MMPPHH!!!
 * SP: Don't worry, Hans. Ze transformation does not hurt...much. (Cackles)...Yeah, seriously, I need to work on it.
 * ???: "YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
 * SP: "Zhat?"
 * Sandra suddenly appeared and drop-kicked SteamPunksten in the head, sending him crashing into crates!
 * SP: "Ahh, Sandra. Took you long enough. I was just in the midst of machince-ising Hnas here. It's an incredability slow progress, so I guess i can kill time by dizposing of you!"
 * Steampunksten's chainguns appeared again as The Professor prepares to fight!
 * Puss: Oh, man, this is gonna SUCK!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes one of the chainguns) PUSS, SAVE HANS!!!
 * Puss: No problemo! (Runs up to Hans)
 * Sandra: (She avoids the gunfire, and swings around SP. She manages to tear off the gun with the lasso, and then lasso the other gun)
 * SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Grabs the rope, and yanks Sandra to him, and punches her down to the ground, pointing the chaingun towards her) Don't move, or I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a pile of manure, but red cause of all ze gore and blood!
 * (Twilight): "Ok, I CROSSED THE LINE AT THAT?! CAN WE MAKE IT HE SAIDS JUST RED INSTEAD OF THAT LAST PART ABOUT BLOOD AND GUTS?! THERE'S BABIES PRESENT!?"
 * (Discord): (Mind controls Sandy again)
 * (Sandy): I mean, he said "I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a big fat pile of cow manure with ketchup because of all ze redness, and a few leftovers since there'll be spilled organs--"
 * (Twilight): DISCORD, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
 * (Discord): (Imitating Link) Well, excUUUUUUUUUUUse me, Princess!
 * (Icky); (He and the Baby Cakes laugh at that line) Good one, Dissy! (Gilda smacks him, and the Baby Cakes laugh again)
 * (Sandy): ENOUGH! Let's get back to the story.
 * Sandra: "Well we suddenly defelupted a morbit sense of humor."
 * SP: "I was dead once, what did you expect? Alchorse my humor is gonna be crude and based on matters of the dea-"
 * Sandra grabs SP's head, and frontal flips off SP, then quickly breaking off his last Chaingun!
 * Sandra: "And you wanna know something weird about these thing?! I ain't sure we're suppose to have Chainguns yet!"
 * SP: "Post moderncy can't save you now! They're an original invention of my own design, in case, counts as being invented in here!"
 * Sandra: "..... Shoot, knew that isn't gonna help forever!"
 * SP: Now, prepare to die, and become a part of my Cyborg army!
 * Sandra: (Pulls the rope attached to the chaingun, and rips it off)
 * SP: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Sandra: Now yer' gonna get it, SP!
 * SP: Oh, really? (Takes out multiple other chainguns)
 * Sandra: AW, C'MON, MAN! THAT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
 * SP: Who's laughing now, Sandra? (Suddenly, all the chainguns are sliced off by Puss' sword)
 * Puss: You make the cat angry, YOU NO WANT TO MAKE THE CAT ANGRY! (Draws out his claws, as the machine behind him is open, and Hans falls out when the straps appear shredded)
 * Hans: I AM SO GONNA RIP YOU A NEW ONE, YOU UNDEAD ROBOT, YOU!!!
 * Puss: "Sorry, good guys only. Your gonna have to stay out of this."
 * Hans: ".... Aw."
 * Hans goes to a chear and sits on it.
 * SP: "All you did is a minor mistake that will be fixed later. It's not anything that can't be fixed later, besides, there's is now only prescious minutes left until zhe Thunderbird's release is at full fruitition! Already, Ze sun is already on ze verge to be completely set, and soon, the thunderbird will be released!"
 * Sandra: We'll stop you, SteamPunk!
 * SP: (Picks up one of the severed chainguns, and actually manages to wield it) I don't think so, rodent! Nothing vill stop me from exacting my revenge on you AND all ze scientists who cast me aside like jerks.
 * Puss: We'll see about that, SP!
 * SP: Oh, you shall see, you dummkopf cat! (He fires the chaingun, and Sandra and Puss dodge the bullets, only to lead to both of them picking up other chainguns and using them against him) HAH! Using my chainguns against me. Zat one never gets old.
 * Hans: YEAH, SHOW THAT METAL MUMMY!!!
 * Sandra: (She and Puss hide behind some crates, but SP manages to destroy it with his chaingun) WHOA!!! How the hell did you come across that technology, anyway?
 * SP: Well, I got it from a scientist who vas working on a kind of 6-barreled gun called a 'gatling gun'. Didn't actually steal his blueprints, I just stole a copy of them. But who cares? You won't live to tell vhat I've been doing. (Continues firing his chaingun, and Sandra and Puss hide from SP's sight)...Vhere are you, furballs? (Flies across the room searching for them)
 * Sandra: (She and Puss are hiding inside a crate)...Nice idea hiding inside a crate, Puss.
 * Puss: It was nothing, really, amigo.
 * SP:...VHERE ARE YOU?!?...(Fires his chaingun at multiple crates, and they're heading straight for Puss and Sandra's crate, but before it can shoot down the one they're in, it runs out of bullets) Ah, dorebule, the sad truth of ze bullets, there can only be so much!
 * SP tosses it aside, and grabs an Ax.
 * SP: "I guess this is a problem best sovled medevil sytile."
 * SP raises the ax to chop up the crate Sandra and Puss are hiding it, not realising that the sun was about to finish rising. He did noticed that everything became lighter.
 * SP: "The light's coming? But electric bills are not invented yet! Which means-"
 * SP sees the sun completely coming up.
 * SP laughs maniacly!
 * SP: "The ineditable, could not be prevented! AND I GOT MY EVIL LAUGHTER RIGHT?!" (The sunlight bounces across several mirrors on the gorgeside, and the beam goes directly into the base, aiming straight into the Portus' bronze lens, making the Portus glow in yellow light) Exzellent! For once, something goes right!" (The lock to the prison twists, and a loud click was heard)
 * Puss: Oh, no! (The floor right around the middle area of the room starts rumbling, and opening up like an earthquake)
 * SP: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEES!!! (SP stepped back, as a giant eagle-like bird grabbed the edge with it's talons, and then rose up, and shows it's true looks. It looks like Thundera, only with no clothes, sand-blue feathers, eyes glowing with cyan energy, a large eagle beak, massive black, blue, and white wings that bursted with energy, and of course, the massive size)
 * SP: "Now that my Thunderbird is free, getting my vengnence will be a realitive ease now! But first, I need to properly dispose of ze squirl and domkopf cat!"
 * The Thunderbird gave a mocking laugh at SP, causing him to become, confused.
 * SP: "What is zhis? Are you, laughing in my expence?!"
 * Thunderbird: "Did you REALLY think I was obedient to a mortal as vengeful as yourself, mi amigo?"
 * SP: "But, but, you said you'd helped me?!"
 * Thunderbird: "No, no, no, no! It was all but a ruse to catch you off your guard and trick you into delaying your invadion plans, foolishly dependent on someone who is ironicly your punisher! It was a plan devised by myself and the spirits you didn't capture, including the reaper himself. I willingly allowed you to corrupt me so I can become strong enough to send you, the imprisoned souls, and this whole base into the underworld, as well as the entire Hell Texas Gordge so you have no chance to escape what the devines have desided."
 * SP: "You, betrayed me?! All zhis, was just so my plans end up being delayed so you yourself will prevent in ze end!?"
 * Thunderbird: "Of course! The spirits agreed we only desire you, so the reaper invited the squirl and cat to evacuate your idiotic outlaw helpers, because they have a fate of their own in mortal jails. You voilate the rules of the tribe of the dead, and I'll see to it you'll accept your fate, one way or another. So you shall be prosecuted!" (Thunder erupts behind her)
 * SP: "No! You can't do this to me! There's nothing in ze underworld for me except something out of a halloween speical! You, you just can't!"
 * ???: "Talbot.... There is something in the underworld waiting for you."
 * A ghost of a female condor appeared.
 * SP: ".... M......M..... Mein Beloved? Mary?"
 * Mary: "Talbot, I know you just want people to love you for what your trying to do, prevent death, but what you were imposing voilates basic nature, what the devines had in mind. You even allowed yourself to become someone your not. You practicly became a monster."
 * SP looked at a mirror.
 * Mary: "You wronged more people then you wanted to right. You allowed yourself to become worse then sin itself. It is why mortals are not ready for immortally yet, nor would they ever. Mortals are too easily corruptive. It's been proven in the past, and still present now, and will be in the future. And you ended up another exsample of that."
 * SP shed oil tears, as his robotic body began to come apart, reveiling his spirit self, melting away all the demonic flesh that attached the metal to him, and allow him to become Talbot again.
 * Puss:...Okay, that is disgusting!
 * Talbot: "Mein beloved...... What was I doing? Acting like a twat, that's what!?"
 * Talbot looks as his steerbot army!
 * Talbot: "These, symbols of my madness, NOTHING BUT BRAIN FARTS?!"
 * Talbot blasted all of his Steer-Bots, freeing the spirits inside!
 * Talbot: "Vhat vas i doing? Vhat vas i doing?!"
 * Talbot flopped down crying.
 * Mary came to comfert Talbot.
 * Mary: "Don't worry Talbot. We will be at peace now."
 * Thunderbird: Now, if you two lovebirds will continue this love-stuff ELSEWHERE, I shall simply get this whole thing over with. (She raised her wings, as she began to zap the place, which causes an earthquake)
 * Puss: "I think it's time to get out of here?!"
 * Sandra: "Agreed!"
 * Sandra lassoed Hans as she and Puss make a run for it!
 * The earthquake was felt by Siltereen and the other crooks.
 * Larry: "HEY, UH DUH, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEAR?!"
 * Benny: "IS EVERYONE ON THE DANG PLANET JUMPING AT ONCE?!"
 * Dan: "THIS IS SO NOT ONE OF MY FARTS! THERE'S NO TRADEMARK STINK AT ALL!?"
 * Puss: But, Sandra? Isn't there something wrong with our escape plan?
 * Sandra: I don't know. Why?
 * Puss: Well, we need some more fuel, remember? The Leonardo won't hold 6 people without the strength of fuel to help it.
 * Sandra:...DAMN!!! Well, forget the Leonardo, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF-"
 * Sandra trips over something!
 * Sandra: "DAG NABBIT!? WHAT IRRESPONSABLE MORON LEAVES BEHIND-"
 * Sandra sees that a big gas can is seen.
 * Sandra: "..... A gas can..... On second thought, forget about forgetting the Leonardo.
 * Slithereen: Besides, there ain't no other way down here other than the roped elevator over there. (Points out the elevator)...That's how I got here, in case you were wondering how i got here so abnormally quickly. (The elevator is destroyed by the earthquake)...So, yeah, the Leo is our only way out. I trust this isn't a good time to ask what is going on!
 * Sandra: We'll explain on the way, now LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies out of the Gorge as it closes up tightly) YEEEEEEEE-HA! (The Gorge then shuts completely)
 * Dirty Dan: (He and the others are jailed) Dag nabbit!
 * Sandra: Well, I guess this story didn't take as long as I thought it would.
 * Puss: (Sneezes)...Crap! I got...I got a cold. (Sneezes)
 * Slithereen:...Well, that's probably because of all that water stuff you had to go through, but you kicked water's ass at the end.
 * Puss: Thanks, Slithereen...(Sneezes)
 * Sandra: Now let's celebrate by riding off into the sunset!
 * Sandra: (She rides off on Applesauce with Slithereen as she raises her hat in the sky) YEEE-HAH!
 * Sandy: And that's the end. So, lil' ones, you feel sleepy yet? (The Baby Cakes still have their mini cowboy hats on, but then throws them at Sandy and start crying again)...Horny toads!
 * Icky: "They either didn't like the story, or they want more."
 * Pumpkin Cake zapped out of her out into the ceiling!
 * Everyone looks to see the words: "More Stories."
 * Icky: "Oh....... They want more stories. How many more exactly?"
 * ZAP!
 * They see the writing: "2/8".
 * Discord: "2 OUT OF 8 STORIES?! I REALLY NEED MORE POPCORN!?"
 * Twilight: "It seems the last 2 stories were so enjoyable, they are demanding the remaining, (wispers) 8 minus 2 is, (outload) 6 stories!"
 * Squidward: "Oh yeah, what're they gonna do, hold us hostage?"
 * Pumpkin Cake malmitulate the door to be closed and an anti magic seal not even Discord that deactivate until the 6 remaining stories are given.
 * Discord: "Nice job giving these babies ideas, calamari brains!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we may as well, since this episode's about telling stories, might as well there be a reason to stay here abit longer. How's about we mix it up alittle. We tell stories of adventures not shown in the SAF series, with a mixture of made-up stories. We already covered 2, so now, it's the obscure adventures turn, and I have quite a tale to tell. Some of you might not have remember, but we once had this mission during earlier season 2, 4 days after we stopped Blot and those pirates, but almost before Twilight's asection, where we had a problem, with a wicked Puppet with wicked desires of universeal domination, with use of something that belonged to Discord."
 * Discord: "... Ohh..... Your bring THAT little thief up!"

Story 3: Cynder and the Mad Puppet Doctor
Early Season 2. The Next Morning Outside. Flashback. Present Ponyville Library Fluttershy's Cottage Ponyville Library Yard Secret Reshearch Fatsility. Lab. A whole watching later... Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Library Yard Van Outside again. Everfree Forest Flashback. Reality. Meanwhile, near Far Far Away. Far Far Away Castle In the D.P.'s room. Hallway where Riku was in. Hallway near kingdom theater. Hallway near the door to the palace garden. Hallway that leads to the Throwne room. Four way veiwing screen. Devious Puppet's room. Flashback Present Flashback. Present Cynder's Area Riku's Area Gilda's Area Trixie's Area Flashback Present Later... Devious Puppet's Room Weapons room. Devious Puppet's Lair Weapons room. Hallway! Few Minutes earlier. Reality. A hallway. Everfree forest. Castle Grounds. The Pipe Organ room of the old castle. (This plays.) Flashback Present Outskirts of Castle Back at the Devious Puppet's castle Back in Equestria Few minutes later. Inside the castle. Castle Dunguin. Main Hall again. Dungeon A telling later. Hallway before dunguin. Hayfield 64 Everfree Forest Castle Later... Dark Hallway Gold-Rilla Room Outside. Morning. Zecora's Hut Hayfield 64 Ponyville Ponyville Pinkie starts to beat the snot out of Black Tie through this song in something bizzarly simular to Dragon Ball Z. After climax. Ponyville hospital. Devious' Castle Devious' Real Castle Fake Castle Later. Devious's real castle. Fake Castle Devious' Real Castle Later... Village Devious' Castle 2 minutes later... The lougers battle none other, then a powerful magic clone of Jiggleodon, as this song plays. While the while, the battle starts and ends like in the boss fight of Conker's Bad Fur Day (look it up if you don't know.)
 * (Cynder): "It was a peaceful night at Equestia. Everyone was made aware that Discord became good thanks to his involvement with helping some of our friends out against Blot and the other villains. Though skecticisum was undertsandingly still present. Then, When Discord was staying at Fluttershy's after dealing with a personal family matter."
 * Discord: "Wow, what an adventure. That certainly took awhile, but now, it's about time to chillax and claim out."
 * Discord rested on a makeshift cloud bed, looking at his string holders.
 * Discord: "I know retirement is hard, my children, but look at the finder things in life.... You still have me. Good night, Rodrego, Edword, Tedword, and Fartoson."
 * Discord made a yawn sounding simuler to a foghorn, and went to sleep, snoring like an elephant.
 * (Discord): "(Nerviously) Ha-ha..... uh, I was still working out a few knicks during that period."
 * A mysterious figure was sneaking about.
 * ???: (Laughs speedingly like a goblin maniac) Well, let's see if you've got NO STRINGS TO HOLD YOU DOWN, Dissy! Because if you can use those things to turn a Southern-accented pony into a big fat liar, then I can do so much more with it! (Chuckles maniacally, and takes the string holders from the shelves, and chuckles wickedly out the door)...
 * Fluttershy: (Still asleep with Angel and Jerry, then something seems to wake her up)
 * Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (His screaming is so loud, it wakes up all the animals, and makes Fluttershy jump through the roof, into the sky, and right back down, landing safely onto her cushioned bed, and leaves her expressionless and breathing heavily)
 * Jerry: WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: It must've been Discord.
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) He STILL must be taking his sentence of community service with you TOO seriously. (Angel mumbles angrily) Now, now, Angel, no need to be upset.... Even IF you got personal issues with that a-hole.
 * Fluttershy: "Actselly, he VOLENTARINGLY choose me. I know it's complincated to understand, but he does care for me."
 * Jerry: "Believe me kid, I want to take that in, but do know it's going to take ALOT getting used to."
 * Fluttershy: "My friends were quick to bring that up once."
 * Discord's voice: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!?"
 * Discord's voice sounds as if he's crying.
 * Jerry: "The heck is he screaming for anyway?!"
 * Fluttershy: "I think maybe something's wrong."
 * Discord cried so loudly, his tears became Niagra Falls!
 * Fluttershy, Jerry, and Angel see the crying Discord.
 * Jerry: "Gees louise, it's like we're suddenly in Canada's Niagra Falls!"
 * Fluttershy: "Is Discord.... Crying? I mean, I saw him crying before when he realised he was gonna lose me as a friend when he refused to clean up his mess, but, he never cried like that."
 * Jerry: "Well please tell me you have an idea to snap him out of it, cause I hate to think what everyone in ponyville is gonna think of their rude awaking."
 * Fluttershy: "I'll, uh, I'll see if I can calm him down, Jerry, I want you and Angel to check the front door to see if anyone else is becoming, concerned about the, um, screaming."
 * Jerry: "Oh sure, leave me to contend the complaints."
 * Jerry and Angel walked off.
 * Fluttershy gently flew torwords a still crying Discord, giving him a careing, gentle pat of the back.
 * Fluttershy: "There there, Discord, it's ok, what's wrong?"
 * Discord: IT'S RODREGO AND HIS BUDDIES!!! THEY'VE BEEN BURGLED!!! THWERTLED!!!
 * Fluttershy: You mean your magic puppet strings?
 * Discord: Uh, yeah! The ones I used to trick your friend, the orange ponie obcessed with apples, into being a big fat liar. They've been one of my most valued posessions for as long as I can remember. In fact, they can do something even stronger than trick a simple pony. That's why I can't let them fall in the hands of ANYONE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Well, would you mind keeping your voice down? And, also go easy on the crying? You're flooding my cottage. Besides, that's not good community service to me if you think about it, you know, causing an episode like this, even though my friends know your completely capable of good when you helped out in that pirate problem, they're, well, they're still on edge cause you didn't exactly pass on Twilight's "city of order" test, and this probuly isn't gonna help your case at all.
 * Discord:...Hmm...you make a good point. (Snaps, and the tears are transported to the sea) Much better?
 * Jerry: Fluttershy? Twilight and the others are here.
 * Fluttershy: Well, bring them in.
 * Twilight: (As a unicorn with her other friends with their Elements on) What is going on here, Fluttershy? Is Discord being naughty again?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because if he is, I'm gonna make sure his stone statue is so Rainbow Dash-ilsied, they won't recognize him as a statue.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no. It's just that Discord's puppet strings were stolen.
 * Applejack: You mean those unholy things that lied to me 'bout my friendship and made me a big fat liar? Don't you DARE make me go there. They were trouble!
 * Discord: HEY! They said they were sorry!
 * Rarity: Yeesh, and It appears AJ isn't the only one who treats wood like her own baby.
 * Applejack: Please leave Bloomberg out of this!
 * Discord: Well, just because I used them to corrupt you, it doesn't mean you have to be in my FACE about it. Yeesh! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my baby crying. (Magically appears as a baby, and his waterfall crying continues, but this time, into an infinite pool so there would be no more complaints)
 * Pinkie: Wow, I hate to see a grown Draconequus cry... Except when he magically turns into a baby.
 * Fluttershy: Well, since he helped fix AJ's home last week, I say we should be grateful. We're gonna help him get his string holders back.
 * Applejack: No way!
 * Fluttershy: APPLEJACK!
 * Applejack: Okay, alright!
 * Twilight: "Now girls, I know we're all alittle upset about Discord's, rude awakening, and that we still have to be cautious, but he did help us out during that "Captain Blot, Master of the Seas" mess, as well as the other villains. I'm not ignorent to the controversy that exists on him, nor am i to the fact he helped us out, he even risked his life against Dead Sea to protact Fluttershy."
 * Rarity: "Well, I guess the approbeate way to pay off our dues for saving us from that great inconveinence to help him out on HIS inconveinece."
 * Pinkie: "OHMIGOSH! MAYBE I'LL GET COTTAN CANDY CHOCOLATE RAIN CLOUDS FOR WHENEVER I WANT, WITH WHIPPED CREAM!?"
 * Rainbow: "Well, he did helped us get a hold of one of that crazy Gaz's guy's books, and I'll admit, he's random in a good sense, like Pinkie Pie."
 * Twilight: "Applejack, I know you have personal feelings torwords those string holders, but Discord values them just as much you cared for Bloomberg. Sorry for dragging "him" into this, but you might go through the same pain he is now if anything were to happen to him."
 * Rarity: "Not really the one to, add salt in an old wound, but i must concur in that. You would probuly be bawling louder then Sweetie Belle if that tree had so much as a dead leaf on it! In fact, a day after we were about to leave to ponyville when we were in applpoloosa, you stubbernly refused to leave that thing and everyone, AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE, had to forceiably make you leave!"
 * Applejack (HOLDING A DEATH-GRIP ON BLOOMBERG): "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE BLOOMBERG, NO-OH-OH! NOOOOO! BLOOMBERG NEEDS ME?!"
 * Spike: Seriously, your going to to reuse to leave that tree?
 * Applejack: "HE NEEDS ME?! THE OTHER TREES AREN'T BEING NICE TO HIM! THEY'RE MAKING FUN ON HOW SHORT HE IS!?"
 * Twilight: "Wow....... Really?"
 * Rarity was facehoofing in embarisment, as everyone else looked at the situation, finding this to be "Awkword".
 * Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * Spike: Yeesh, this is totally embarassing, even for her.
 * Applejack: DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE MY BLOOMY-BLOOMBERG!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's rap this up. (Knocks out AJ, and they pull her into the train)
 * Discord: Tree-o-phile!
 * Applejack: GRRRRGGGGHHH!!! (Fluttershy stops her)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, behave.
 * Discord: Well, she is. (Magically In AJ's voice) Hush wittle apple twee, don't say a word, mama's gonna move you to another herd.
 * AJ: THAT'S IT, YOU ANIMAL-DEFORMED MANIAC!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE!!! (She tries beating up Discord, but her friends hold her down)
 * Discord: Take it easy, AJ, it's just a harmless joke. And concerning for the parts that were offensive, I'm sorry. It's just when I am depressed, i tend to become a very big jerk.
 * AJ: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, YOU DIMWITTED CHIMERA!!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HORNS, AND I'LL SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR--(Rainbow Dash knocks her out)
 * Rarity: Thank you, Rainbow Dash. That was simply annoying, not to mention gross concerning that comment she was making!
 * Discord: Yes, Rainbow Dash, thank you for taking care of that tree-o-phile for me.
 * Twilight: "In all honesty, wish you warned us that you would act like a jerk to cope with depression. That's a concerning lapse in your reform status, Discord."
 * Discord: "Well what do you except from someone named after a form of choas?"
 * Rarity: "Maybe it's best that if we hope to get Applejack atad more willing to co-opperate, we best do without Discord present."
 * Fluttershy: Let's all just contact the Shell Lodge Squad so they can help us find out who did this to Discord.
 * Twilight: "We'll be back soon enough Discord, just, don't do something even more stupid."
 * Discord: "Oh don't worry, another form of a depression coping of mine is mere gluttoning."
 * Discord makes a pile of Ice cream the size of Mt. Everest appears.
 * Discord: "I'll climb Mt. All Kinds of Ice cream, have at least 10, 15 big spoon fulls (makes a giant spoon appear), and renamed it after, Rodrego."
 * Discord softly cried as he slowly walked torword Mt. All Kinds of Ice Cream.
 * Pinkie looked at it hypnotised.
 * Pinkie: "IT'S BEAUTIFUL?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do i have to knock you out as well, Pinkie?"
 * Jerry: How does ice cream make you feel better, anyway?
 * Discord: IT JUST DOES!!!
 * Pinkie: Must...have...ICE CREAM!!! (Chomps into the ice cream like a drill, and digs around the mountain just as Discord started climbing the mountain)
 * Twilight: Someone has to stop Pinkie!
 * Rainbow Dash: No, wait. This should be good for a laugh.
 * Pinkie: (Eating her way through the ice cream)
 * Discord: (Climbing up the Ice Cream mountain dressed as a mountain climber)
 * Pinkie: (Continues eating a tunnel, pointing straight up)
 * Discord: Almost there!
 * Pinkie: (Suddenly jumps out of the tip, and begins yodeling)
 * Discord: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs, and laughs)
 * Discord: (Broods, and then stretches his mouth wide enough to gulp down the entire Ice Cream mountain, and then spit out Pinkie) Blech, horse meat! Not my most favorite delicacy, though I don't enjoy meat period.
 * Pinkie: AWW!!!
 * Twilight: Well, everypony, I guess we should get started.
 * Discord: Yes, please! Bring me back my precious babies! They could be used for a fate worse than death if whoever stole them kept them for too long. PUHLEEEEZZE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, put a sock in it, we'll find them.
 * Pinkie: You bet. (Puts on her old detective hat from the MMMystery episode) The truth will be revealed!
 * Twilight: Let's go, girls. (Everyone leaves except Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, I trust you, so you're in charge. (Leaves)
 * Jerry: CRAP!!...(Looks at Discord)...Heh...uh...hey, Dissy. Nice community service you're doing right now.
 * Discord: (Chuckles) I'm gonna have a fun time with you, Jerry. (Magically gets a hat) Hop in.
 * Jerry: Is that...my old house?
 * Discord: Yep. And I've given it a complete makeover.
 * Jerry: Oh, boy! (Jumps in, only to have the hat grow teeth, and chomp him up, and swallow him)
 * Discord: (Laughs hysterically, and Angel screams in horror) (Discord then pulls Jerry out of his mouth, and leaves him covered in saliva)
 * Angel: (Holds in throw-up)
 * Jerry: That's gross, man! And not very funny!
 * Discord: (As Bugs Bunny) Nyah, speak for yourself, doc. (Chomps on a carrot, then fakes some pain) I HAVE...GASTRIC DISTRESS!!! (Dramatically fakes his own death) Come closer, Ed! (Coughs, and then dies)...
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) What a drama queen!
 * Discord: Well, SAW-ry! Now where was I? Oh, yes, crying my eyes off. (Continues crying as his eyeballs fall right out of their sockets, and onto Jerry)
 * Jerry: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
 * Angel: (Chuckles)
 * Jerry: Oh, shut up, Angel!
 * Twilight gets to the transmiter.
 * Twilight: "Come in, Shell Lougers."
 * The screen turns on, and shows Trixie.
 * Trixie: "You called the Trixie hotline express! (Sees Twilight.) Oh, it's just you."
 * Twilight: "Trixie, put Kolwalski on the communications."
 * Trixie: "Uh, slight problem with that... (Trixie shows that the temple is a mess.) We were attacked by a mysterious stranger last night who has gotten a hold of that blasted teleportation device of Shen's when we got it back from Batula last season, who then came back again to use these strange Puppet thingies to make the other lougers to try and hurt us! But, thanks to Cynder going Naruto again with that "Avatar" trick she has, only she, that flying glowing sentient lightbulb of a dragon fly, Gilda, and yours truely are left. That, weirdo made the other lougers, even that Kairi girl to follow him like they're his minions! Even Spongebob and Spyro! So whatever problem you had can't be just as bad as, or is at all related to our problem!"
 * Rarity: "They're called "String Holders", darling..."
 * Pinkie: String holders? We're looking for some string holders!
 * Trixie: What?
 * Twilight: Well, long story short, someone stole Discord's favorite magical string holders last night.
 * Rarity: Now Discord's crying himself to death and eating mountains of ice cream.
 * Trixie: Hmmph, I could've gotten a much bigger clue than that, but better than nothing. GUYS? I HAVE THE MANE 6 ON THE LINE FOR US!
 * Gilda: Well, it's about TIME Rainbow Dash and her friends came for us.
 * Cynder: Let's go, guys. (They arrive on the screen) Hey, Twilight.
 * Sparx: What's new since our last mission, girl?
 * Pinkie: Well, Twilight's still on Equinox training with Black Kat, we went to the Crystal Empire, and wouldn't you know it, Discord had a little family business.
 * Gilda: What kind of family business?
 * Fluttershy: Well, I'll give you the short version since we're in a hurry. Discord got a chance to see his parents again in his homeland, but the Draconequus Council arrested him for his evil, and he's basically in community service with me now.
 * Sparx: Ooh, shocker.
 * Trixie: They said they know something about those puppet "string holders" the attacker used on our friends. Said they belonged to that 'Discord' character.
 * Gilda: DISCORD?!?
 * Sparx: Ooh, boy, something tells me we're on a huge adventure now.
 * Twilight: Yeah, Discord's puppet string holders were stolen by someone last night, now he's upset, and wants us to get them back.
 * Rainbow Dash: Though AJ is a little skeptical about the whole thing.
 * Sparx: Why, were they the puppet string holders used to turn her into a pretty little liar? (Cynder looks at him)...What?
 * Cynder: Speaking of Applejack, where is she?
 * Applejack: (Regains consciousness) Uhhgh...what happened? Did an apple knock me out again? I HATE it when that happens. Wait a minute, where are we?
 * Trixie: You knocked her out?
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't wanna talk about it.
 * Cynder: Well, we still have the van, so we'll meet you in Equestria soon... Assuming one of us knows how to drive it. I think we'll have to includ Riku for this. Ignitus sent a messinger to get him, so, you might have to wait abit.
 * Twilight: Okay, we'll be waiting for you. (Then, behind them, the CMCs were watching quietly)
 * Applebloom: (Whispering) You girls up for another adventure with the kickbutt Shell Lodgers?
 * Sweetie Belle: Count me in, AB!
 * Scootaloo: The Cutie Mark Crusaders stick together! (They both join hooves, and raise them up in the air)
 * Twilight: C'mon, everypony, let's gallop! (They run out of the library, and the CMCs hide in the bushes to avoid being seen)
 * Applebloom: Well...as they said, let's gallop! (They hop onto Scoo's scooter and wagon, and they ride after them)
 * Discord: (Magically levitates the animal food so that the animals are fed) Well, that should keep your tummies from twisting for a while.
 * Jerry: Why couldn't Fluttershy leave ME in charge? You're clearly not in control of your actions!
 * Discord: Well at least I know how to take care of this place AND all your animal roomates. And I ain't as douchey as your LAST master!
 * Jerry: Hey, he got what he deserved!
 * Discord: Besides, you ain't in charge, get over it. (Sits on the couch)
 * Jerry: Oh, you..... Bearded freak of nature!
 * Discord: Fluffball! (Magically makes a bowl of ice cream appear)
 * Jerry: How do you eat your own sweets without getting fat, anyway? I know you're an immortal magical being, but seriously?
 * Discord: I could ask you the same thing, stubby! You've eaten a lot of carrots, and you ain't getting an upset stomach.
 * Jerry: I am from another world, goofball! I'm not like other bunnies who eat too many carrots. Plus, carrots aren't even sweets.
 * Discord: They contain sugar, don't they?
 * Jerry: Well, not like how Ice Cream can..... Forget it!
 * Discord: Damn right I'll forget it. You're just a troubled little bunny, and I'm a troubled cross-hybrid former spirit of chaos, so I say we're even.
 * Jerry: Well, at least I wasn't fooled by a corrupted brother of mine into being an unnatural jerk!
 * Discord: And at least I wasn't abandoned by my stupid parrot-voiced magician!
 * Jerry: OH, SHUT UP, YOU LOUSY WORM, YOU!!!
 * Discord: "INSULTS, HONESTLY?! DON'T WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, YOU COPYCAT OF ONE OF THE LOUGERS, THAT CRAZY TEA LOVING RABBIT, I ASSUMED!?"
 * Jerry: "(Sighed). Look, let's at least do Flutters a solid and TRY to tolerate eachother. How's about I go to the market and buy myself something sweet, and, you resume your pity ice cream munching, ok? The sooner we avoid making this confrontion less promblem worthy, the better we won't end up destroying the house... Deal?"
 * Discord: "Meh....."
 * Jerry: "Well, better then nothing i guess."
 * Jerry walks out.
 * Jerry: "Good luck Angel, make sure he doesn't set the house on fire or anything like that."
 * Angel: (Chitters and salutes as Jerry grabs a few bits from his piggy bank, and heads out.)
 * Discord: Well, Angel, at least I won't have to deal with HIS sourpussiness.
 * Angel: (Rasberries him!)
 * Discord: You want me to make 100 carrots come out of your ear again?! (Angel gets shocked, and shakes 'no') Good. Now, if you don't mind... (Continues crying with his bowl of ice cream)
 * Angel: (Broods, and hops away.)
 * Twilight: "Ok, the lougers will be here soon enough."
 * Rainbow: "Uh, I'm kinda concerned that it's just gonna be Cynder, Sparx, Gilda and "Bitchxie". I mean, a good chunk of them became like, slaves to the string holder thief! This is not gonna be an easy one."
 * Suddenly, a chariot holding Celestia arrives.
 * Celestia: "Twilight, there had been reports that everyone was met with a loud yell, Ponyville turning into a lake, and then a Mountain of Ice Cream appeared from nowhere and just as quickly vanished! Is Discord relapsing from progress?"
 * Twilight: "Not, entirely willingly. His string holders were stolen and-"
 * Celestia made a horrorfived gasp!
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos has been stolen!?"
 * Twilight was taken aback by Celestia's unexpected reaction!
 * Twilight: "Yes?"
 * Celestia screamed like a banshee!
 * Celestia pulls off a radio!
 * Celestia: "SARGENT GUNNING TANK, SOUND THE AIR RAID!?"
 * Air Raid was heard!
 * Celestia: "GENERAL STORE, GENERAL HOSPITAL, GENERAL ADMITIONS, LAUNGH AN EVACUATION TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND SHELTER POSTEHATE!?"
 * Soldiers appeared evacuation cidosens!
 * Celestia: "COMMANDER MILLATERRY, SEND AN ARMY BLOCK-OFF TO FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE AND LET NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING COME OUT OF THAT HOUSE!"
 * Millaterry surrounded Fluttershy's home.
 * Raindow Dash: "Princess, WHAT THE HAY!?"
 * Twilight: "Princess, what, what, what's going on?!"
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos is Discord's valuable procession, and if a Draconquui ever becomes depress, it, changes."
 * Twilight: "Changes?"
 * Celestia: "First, it'll cry uncontrolabily. Then, it will dugle itself in sweets. Then, it will also become increseingly aggressive, rude, and crankey! Then, it will bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until, It becomes a.... a.... (gulps), a, (tears become present), A Dracon-Monsterious."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon?"
 * Celestia: "There's something I need to show you."
 * Celestia: "This, is a secret reschearh fatsility for the study of alternate realities."
 * Twilight: "Alternate Realities?"
 * Celestia: "Not just any alternate realities..... OUR, alternate realitiles. Or what is commenly refered to as, "Alternate endings", "Parodies", and even.... "Fanfiction"."
 * The Main 6 gasped!
 * Rainbow Dash: "No, way."
 * Celestia: "This is where we study these bizarre worlds. Be warn that some, may tend to be offencive and cruel looking."
 * Pinkie: "Aw come on, I'm sure they're not all that ba-"
 * Pinkie sees a portal window that is labeled "Cupcakes".
 * Pinkie: "OHH, CUPCAKES! YUMMY LITTLE MINI PASTERIES OF JOY!"
 * Pinkie sticks her head into it!
 * Celestia: "PINKIE PIE NO, THATS THE ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE YOU-"
 * Pinkie: (A slice sound is heard, and Pinkie takes her face out with a shocked look on her face)...(She stood there expressionless, and still speaks without changing her expression) What...was...THAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Oh, boy.
 * Twilight: How long have you been doing this, Princess Celestia?
 * Celestia: For as long as I can remember. I've found out how to use a certain relic to see alternate realities and other UUniverses with alternate histories. But this relic has been lost for over 1 million years since the Chaos War. So, viewing portals became a limited, but effective way to study these strange realities.
 * Twilight: Relic?
 * Celestia: Yes. One of the many Alicorn Gods of time have created this relic to see not just the past, present, and future, but alternate pasts, presents, and futures before his demise at the end of the Chaos War.
 * Rarity: I thought Alicorn Gods like you were immortal.
 * ???: Well, that's not entirely accurate. (Everyone turns to see Nightus and Heavenslight)
 * Nightus: I mean, we're still unable to die conventionally, like from turning old or being harmed by mortal weapons, so don't start worring about Celestia aging. Anyway, our own parents were involved in that war, too. Also, did you girls already forget that we were killed by a pirate with god harming abilites and a sword that increses that?
 * Fluttershy: "Ohh....... Forgot about that."
 * Heavenslight: We were told by our parents to stay in hiding until they came back...but they never did. So once we saw that the smogged sky had cleared and the sun shined again, we had the courage to leave our hiding places and set out for adventure. One of our adventures led to us discovering this time relic that the Alicorn God Paradoxxus had made billions of years during Equestria's formation. It's called the 'Clock of Reality'.
 * Rainbow Dash: The Clock of Reality?
 * Twilight: Why does that sound familiar?...Of course, in Equestrian legend. The Alicorn time god Paradoxxus had created the Clock of Reality to learn of their past, present, and future. That's how many of the Equestrian Gods were able to be around and peaceful for millenia.
 * Nightus: Right you are, Twilight. But during the end of the Chaos War, when our parents were destroyed, we went seeking adventure and went on perilous treks throughout the land, traveling for many days and nights, until one day, we came across a huge clock. This was the Clock of Reality.
 * Heavenslight: To keep it safe, we had to lock it underground in the most sacurest part of the old castle in the place now Everfree forest where only Alicorn Gods could access it. Since then, we've been learning a lot about how to use it's power and learn our own pasts, and presents. That's how we learned that our parents had somehow parished.
 * Applejack: What about your futures?
 * Heavenslight: Well, we weren't permitted to see the future until just now. This Clock is like an oracle AND an all-knowing being at the same time.
 * Celestia: It's also how I discovered Draconequus biology when they were created by Darkspawn followers called the Kaiyas Beings. And that's what I know. We need to head for that Clock and see our future so we'll know what happens if we fail. And part of it I already know: Discord will become a Dracon-Monsterious.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the hell is a Dracon-Monsterious?
 * Celestia: It's the second chaotic form of Draconequui that the Kaiyas Beings have created. They're massive beasts with uncontrollable chaotic magic that devours anyone who stands in their way. Draconequui during the Chaos War could trigger this side of theirselves for maximun chaos. But now, since Draconequui have been reformed for so long, it can only be triggered by depression. It happened before in an alternate reality where everything is the gross, exact oppisite of our dear life itself.... A reality strangely called........ Reality.MOV.
 * Twilight: "Wait, you mean that stupid Ren and Stimpy wanna-be animation south-park humored internet trash made by Hotdiggitydemon.com?"
 * Applejack: "And why did you say "gross exact oppisite" of our dear life itself? I'm sure it's not THAT bad..."
 * Celestia: "..... Do I have to honestly show you THAT reality just to make my point?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Pfft! How bad can it be?"
 * Twilight: (The Mane 6 all have the same expression on their faces after seeing the whole thing)...
 * Rainbow Dash:...OH MY GOD, THAT'S INHUMAN!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Starts crying) WHAT HAVE THEY TURNED ME INTO?!? (Cries)
 * Celestia: Hurtful, isn't it? Well, that's what Discord is about to be if we fail. But, what'll make matters worse is the thing that happens IF we fail.
 * Applejack: (Comforts Fluttershy) There there, sugar-cube. Don't cry, it's just a crazy brony story.
 * Rarity: I was just SICK in that story.
 * Celestia: "It's not exactly, nor really something made by Bronies. Hotdiggitydemon.com is actselly an internet parody group that are, well, rather curdely expressive with their, paritcular brand of humor, though they did Ironicly became favored by bronies just because how crude it was with G4. I guess they know when to take a joke."
 * Rainbow Dash was huffing and puffing!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A JERK I WAS IN THAT REALITY?! AND I SOUNDED LIKE A GUY FOR SOME REASON?! AND I THINK I MAY HAVE A VOILENT REACTION TO ANYONE UTTERING THE WORD "SWAG"! (REALISES SHE JUST SAID IT) DAHHHHHHH!?"
 * Rainbow Dash started to beat herself up!
 * Twilight: (Magically makes Rainbow Dash freeze in place) Dash, calm yourself! We have business here! We have to find that Clock, see what happens if we fail, though what we seen does give us a good idea, AND we have to find who stolen those puppet strings before Discord becomes...whatever we just saw.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Fine! But I'm suing that Hotdiggitiydouche when this is all over! (Twilight releases her)
 * Fluttershy: (Is still crying)...Should...(Sobs)...should we warn Discord just in case?
 * Celestia: "If you must, then fine. But only under a controled evierment. I'll make the order to have Discord moved to.... "Hayfield 64."."
 * Twilight: "(Gasped), Hayfield 64, the most secretived Equestian Millaterry base ever? The believed secret base holding aliens of another world!?"
 * Celestia: "Well, formerly until it was declaired a voilation of Galactic Federation code, so the visitors had to be released to them. Now, it's just a base holding what's left of their space ship. It is also a very strict private prison for Draconquui in danger of becoming Dracon-Monsterious, for their own protaction, and everyone else's. Even I have to have a pass to go in there, it is THAT strict."
 * Twilight: "But, what about the Lougers? This concerns them too!"
 * Nightus: "It's a matter you'll adjust soon enough. Concern yourselfs with Discord."
 * Fluttershy: *sniff*...Alright. But it's not gonna be easy to break this to him.
 * Jerry: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!? (The cottage is surrounded by ponies in military uniform)
 * Discord: Okay, who are you pansies?
 * Pony Soldier: Discord, Princess Celestia has authorized you to be put in confinement for your own safety. The condition you are going through is too dangerous for Equestria to handle.
 * Discord: What are you talking about? I'm not sick!
 * Fluttershy: (She and the ponies arrive just in time) DISCORD!!!
 * Discord: Fluttershy! Who are these guys that are invading your home?
 * Fluttershy: I think you need to be warned about what's happening to you. Since you've lost your puppet strings, you've been growing depressed, and...
 * Twilight: And according to Celestia, Draconequui depression is far too dangerous.
 * Discord: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER FROM A REN AND STIMPY KNOCKOFF!!!
 * Jerry: Say what?
 * Twilight: Have you heard about a creature called a 'Dracon-Monsterious'?
 * Discord: A Dracon-Monsterious? You mean like the ones in those horror stories my parents told me when I was young? The one where Draconequui become monsters when they go in an angry rage? They're just a myth!
 * Twilight opens up a portal!
 * Twilight: "DOES THIS, LOOK LIKE A MYTH TOO YOU?!"
 * Discord gasped!
 * A demonic voice: "I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS?!"
 * Discord: "You.... You mean they're real, and..... I'M GONNA END UP LIKE THE PARODY ME AND BE ALL, EWWWW?!"
 * Jerry sees this too!
 * Jerry: "..... (Faints)."
 * Discord: "Yaba...Scooba dooba.... Nimro ba.... Blah blah blah..... (Sighs, then faints)."
 * Pony Saregnt: "Well, looks like we're gonna have to drag his fainted ass back to Hayfield. Somebody grab a, out of place limb." (The soldiers take Discord away, while Fluttershy starts to sob softly)
 * Applejack: Don't worry, Flutters. We'll save him. We always win when it comes to being heroes.
 * Fluttershy: I just hope so...(Sobs)
 * Twilight: (They all noticed the Shell Lodge Van coming down through Equestria's atmosphere) It's the Shell Lodgers.
 * Rarity: Well, let's get started. All that we found out is gonna be painful for them to hear.
 * Sparx: BUH-SWA-LA-YUH-DOO-WA-UUH-BI-JUH-OH-IH-JUH-FWA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Gilda: HOLY SHIT!!! How horrible!
 * Trixie: Okay, I knew Draconequui were freaks of nature, but I didn't know that they still had chaotic sides, even while being reformed.
 * Sparx: Well, we need to get those puppet string holders back before Dissy's depression crisis gets the best of him!
 * Cynder: But how are we gonna find them? (Suddenly, a ringing is heard in the van) It's the Communication Device! The thief must be striking again!
 * Rainbow Dash: IT'S HERO TIME!!!
 * Sparx: "What, our we marvel's super hero squad all of the sudden?"
 * Twilight: Who could be calling us?
 * Cynder: I don't know, but my best guess is that it's someone from the same world our culprit is from.
 * S Pinocchio: (Appears on the screen) SHELL LODGE!!!
 * Everyone: PINOCCHIO?!?
 * S Pinocchio: YOU GOTTA HELP US!!! FAR FAR AWAY IS BEING ATTACKED BY ANOTHER PUPPET LIKE ME!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: ANOTHER puppet?!?
 * S Pinocchio: Yeah! Said he was my cousin! Calls himself 'The Devious Puppet'. He refused to give me his real name, or where he came from. But, regardless, he attacked us! He's taken control of your friends, Fiona, Arthur, Queen Lillian, Dragon, the Dronkeys, EVERYONE!!! HE'S PLANNING TO--
 * ???: THERE YOU ARE, COUS!!!
 * S Pinocchio: Devious? Uh...hi!
 * ???: YOU'RE CALLING FOR HELP?!? OH, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD, YOU WOODEN PIECE OF CRAP!!!
 * S Pinocchio: HELP US!!! HURRY!!! HE'S PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE--(Static)
 * Cynder: "It appears we now know who our thief is."
 * Trixie: "Kinda a disappoint it's a puny little puppet like that sad exquse on the screen. It'll be a piece of cake."
 * Pinkie: "CAKE?! WHERE?!"
 * Celestia came in.
 * Celestia: "Has the thief struck again?"
 * Sparx: "Yeah, the jerk's now in the Shrek world!"
 * Riku: "Well, thanks to our friends now being mindless puppets by that psycopath, and that even Kairi got mind warpped by that jerk, the lougers are alittle understaff, and even outgun when the strong lougers like Shen, Merlin, Spyro, and the 5 are turned into mind controled flunkies to that psyco!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we can't give up. We dealt with bad disadvantages before, and this won't be completely different."
 * Gilda: "But all that is left of us is you, Trixie, me, the bug, and Riku. I'm not sure if this is remotely possable!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, you've got US to back you up, right?
 * Rarity: She's right. We're with you to the end, Shell Lodgers. (The CMCs quietly sneak on board the van without anyone noticing) We'll make sure this awful puppet is stopped in his tracks.
 * Riku: Well, it's not gonna be easy, everyone. The Devious Puppet managed to take control of most of the Shell Lodgers by tricking them into getting anything they want. With those puppet strings, nothing seems to stop him.
 * Twilight: Then we'll have to be smart about this. Anyone who seems to have a lifelong dream or a habbit or something dark like fear or negitive memories of an old foe, this puppet will use against you. So, DO NOT FALL FOR IT!
 * Applejack: I certainly won't.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, neither. I don't care if he brings the Wonderbolts into this like Nightmare Moon did, it didn't stop me then, and it won't stop me again, or at all for that matter!
 * Riku: Well, let's get started.
 * Fluttershy: How'd you even get here, Riku?
 * Riku: Well, I'm the only one here who can actually drive a vehicle, so that's how I got here.
 * Cynder: Let's go.
 * Scroopfan's voice: "HOLD IT! The plot changed as of last night. The Time Relic is somewhere in equestia and the Mane 6 have to go get cause it's impourent to plot. Sorry for the inconvince, but it's already been desided. Also, blame Msm bring that "Time Relic" thing into the story to begin with."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do we have to, even when we have a PRETTY good idea what's gonna happen from that mess we saw in the lab?"
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Look, it's already long too late, the relic is already in the short's distription, Tman is not here again cause of his confound it Fanfic lifesytile and Msm is too quick with everything causing more then a few changes, and i do NOT want to make changing the discription an everytime thing unless if i feel is nessersary! Besides, because Discord had to be quaritine, you need to find out the string holders' weakness. The past may hold something about that."
 * Cynder: "(Sigh), we wouldn't have this probllem if you were just more tolerent of Tman's Kairi fetishes."
 * Scroopfan's voice: "WELL EXQUSE ME NOT INTENDING THIS SERIES TO BE ABOUT A CHARACTER I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ALOT OF PLAN TO USE AT FIRST! I MEANT THIS SERIES TO BE MOSTLY COMEDY AND, WELL, IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE?! Didn't help that the progress of these episodes are the speed pace of molasses."
 * Gilda: "Look, it feels awkword arguing with you about this, so, can't we come into a compromise or-"
 * Twilight: "No, it's ok. We need to be here at all times to face Discord if, well, things were to go bad. Also, the best way to learn the weaknesses of ths String Holders of Chaos is from the past. I have a plan that will compromise in light of the producer being too stressed to make continious changes in light of his own completely unrelated problems, if you pardon my post-modern-isum."
 * Cynder: "Ok then."
 * Twilight: "Ok, while me and the girls go find this relic, you guys go to Far Far Away, and try to find out what that crazy puppet's up too, without getting caught by any guards or traps. And only if nessersary, slow down his plans if he seeks to set it off very soon."
 * Trixie: "Ohh, sneaky savitosh! Trixie likes the way Sparkle thinks for once."
 * Cynder: "Well, better to do little or not much action then to be stupid and charged into something not alot of us know alot about."
 * The Van zooms off!
 * Celestia: "So, now that you 6 have to find the Time Relic, it should be fair to warn you, there is only ONE map that claims to be where the relic supposingly is suppose to be at, but, it's at the darkest heart of the Everfree forest, within a realm more wild then the rest of the forest. All i can say is, be wary of whatever strange force you mean in that place."
 * Celestia hands over an old, ripped up abit Map.
 * Celestia: "I'd do it myself, but my guards, espiecally in times of a crisis are like over-protactive babysitters, they never let me leave the castle."
 * Applejack: "Well, when yer someone capable of moving the sun that is the most impourent part of a healthy planet, can ya'll really blame them?"
 * Celestia: "Good luck my little ponies, and Alicorn's speed."
 * Twilight: We won't let you down, your highness. (All the ponies bow, and they head out into the Everfree)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, here we are again, heading for that old castle to search for another relic. How classic.
 * Rarity: Luckily, we won't be held up by unnecessary obstacles.
 * Applejack: Wait a moment, haven't we been here before?
 * Twilight: Yeah, this is the route we took to get the Elements. See, there's the crumbled cliff over there. (They see the crumbled cliff where AJ proved her honesty)
 * Applejack: Wow, it's been so long since we've been there. (Kicks a rock as it tumbles down the cliff)
 * Twilight: It's a good thing we don't have to go through THAT mess again. (Suddenly, a fainy war cry was heard) Wha-what was that? (Suddenly, the entire area is surrounded by large hobgoblins)
 * Hobgoblin #1: (Speaking in primitive language, Subtitle: "Capture them all. We've had nothing to eat for days!")
 * Hobgoblin #2: ("How I love me some horse meat.")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("First, I'm gonna slice their hind quarters into sections. I'm gonna put the white meat in one pile, and the dark in another one. And then--")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("SHUT UP!!!")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("Sorry")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("Let's just kill them!") (The hobgoblins surround the Mane 6)
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Are these hobgoblins?
 * Twilight: Yes. Many hobgoblin tribes live here and try to hunt ponies who get lost here down, and use their skin to keep warm and our meat for food.
 * Applejack: EWW!!! GROSS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what are we just standing around for, let's get them!
 * Twilight: Not a chance. They got us cornered by the cliff. They'll push us off if we tried.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me and Fluttershy can fly, remember?
 * Twilight: That won't work either. The hobgoblins will bribe you with us.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Good point. I guess we're dead.
 * ???: "(Speaks in Hobgoblin languise!)(You idiots?! I thought I told you freaks to not hurt innosent ponies anymore, not wheen I'M around!)"
 * Suddenly, a Pegicious mare appears out of nowhere, rears up, bangs her chest while shouting a Tarzan yell!
 * Hobgoblin: "MARE-ZAN?!"
 * Hobgoblins ran away like cowards!
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Uh, Guys? Are you, seeing what I'M seeing?"
 * Pinkie Pie: "You mean a pony in leopard skin loinclouths?"
 * Mare-zan investigates the Main 6 and sniffs them like an animal, even sniffing their butts like a dog!
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, my, she's, behaving like an Animal."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, You should be lucky this isn't one of those "Lesbian" fanfics that the bronies make, or these chick could've end up becoming soul mate."
 * Mare-zan sniffs Rarity's butt!
 * Rarity: "I BEG YOUR PARDON, MISS?!"
 * Mare-zan only looks at them with a confused, animal like gaze.
 * Twilight: "Uh, can you speak english, Miss Mare-zan?"
 * Mare-Zan: "(Makes a few ape sounds). Me, Mare-Zan."
 * Applejack: "So we heard from them Hobgoblins ya scared off."
 * Pinkie: I'll handle this. (Clears throat) We come in peace!...We on quest to find castle!...We need to be quick!...We--
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, come on, me speak English. Me just having hard time getting used to it. I know what castle you speak of.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me know you seek Castle of Two Mares. Me witness you dispel ancient evil long ago with glowing shiny metal that you still wear.
 * Fluttershy: You saw us defeat Nightmare Moon?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me also see you meet close friend, Zecora. Oh and un, Me sorry if Zecora was mean at first. She likes privacy.
 * Rarity: "Well, if everyone was giving me the xenophobic treatment too I wouldn't be too quick to welcome visitors either. Those blasted poisoned jokes didn't help neither. But alchorse, everything turns out ok in the end."
 * Rainbow Dash: "How, are you, even alive here!? Other then Zecora and the everfree monsters, no living thing is capable of surviving in this untamable death-trap!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me was raised by Gold-Rillas."
 * Rarity: "Go-go-go-go-go, Gold-Rillas?! The incredability rare beast of everfree, MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD, AND SAID TO HAVE ORGINS MADE OF JEWERY?! RUBIE HEARTS, CHRISTAIL BRAINS, EVEN OPAL PANRIIOUS!?"
 * Mare-Zan: "But me doesn't want to show you to tribe because of those very reasons. Me is not even suppose to be friendly to outsiders. Because mean pouchers are hurting them, cutting out jewery orgins to sell to this place called "Black Market". Me practicly breaking Alpha's law by saving you from Hobgoblins. even practicly talking to you guys."
 * Twilight: "That's awful! Gold-Rillas are not even intentionally hostile unless provoked and only then. I promised I'll make Celestia aware of this and have those scoundrels brought to justise once our own problems are ov-"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me actselly already has friends trying to do that already. Two very nice well-dressed ponies, who are actselly nice. One of them is named, "Pants" for some reason, even though he no wear pants."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon, but uh, we don't exsactly wear pants either, let alone clothes at all most of the time."
 * Rarity: "Wait, did you say, "Pants"? Was the other one named "Fleur", by any chance?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Yeah, i like flower lmare, she nice."
 * Rarity: "OH MY STARS! I DIDN'T KNOW FANCY PANTS AND FLEUR DIS LEE ARE, CONSVERVATIONESTS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Really? Wow, who knew he gives two bucks about animals."
 * Fluttershy looks as if she was love-strucked.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, if only Fancy wasn't married to Fleur, and if only this was being written by one of those bronies who write the "Gay Mare" fanfics...."
 * Applejack: "I think Fluttershy just became their admirer."
 * Mare-Zan: "But.... Me have problem. A big stupid Minotaur and snappy loud-mouth Goblin kidnapped them when they were about to earn the Alpha's trust by giving him golden fruit from the Gold tree. They were pouchers. They worked for a mean pony who looks kinda like Pants, but is mean, and kinda, green."
 * Rarity growled apawn hearing that saying.
 * Rarity: "Black Tie?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Someone you knew?"
 * Rarity: "I wish i could say the oppersite! He was the one member of the elite I DID NOT enjoy when I was at Canterlot during early Season 2 of our real show!"
 * (Rarity): "When we were just leaving the Wonderbolt race, Fancy and Fleur offered to show me a good time as all elite members enjoy, just then!"
 * ???: "Ah, Pantsy, I see you found another floosy. Wasn't Fleur good enough anymore?"
 * Fancy: "Oh no..... Not, him!"
 * Rarity: "Him who?"
 * Suddenly, A unicorn staillian who looks like Fancy Pants, but with a blacker suit, is green, an even greener mane, has a cane with a dollar sign symbol on it, a crooked smile, and a cutie mark of a bag of money.
 * Fancy: "(Frustracted groan), Black Tie!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, brother, you recinised me, And honestly, what insulting monstrosity is your new mare friend wearing? My dear Celestia, it is like a Peacock crashed into her and died?!"
 * Rarity: Is that your brother, Fancy?
 * Fancy: (Shrugs) Yes, he's my older brother who works in a Canterlot bank as a clerk. Call him the ass with the cash.
 * Fleur: Honey, what did I say about the language?
 * Fancy: Sorry.
 * Black Tie: (Laughs) You actually need her to get your mouth straight, I see. (Laughs)
 * Rarity: Uhgh, what horrible manners! Where did this pony come from?
 * Black Tie: And who is THIS little chick?
 * Fleur: This is our guest, Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Oh, now I remember. The lil' skank that caused a mess at that Gala a short time ago. That Blueblood character was just too much for you, huh?
 * Rarity: Well, I beg your pardon. Why are you talking to me like that? And did you just call me a, shall I say, 'skank'?
 * Black Tie: Uh, I'm sure you did.
 * Rarity: Ooohh! How did a jerk like YOU get a job as a banker?
 * Black Tie: Because I'm good at it, THAT'S why! Note my cutie mark? Is THAT enough to convince you?
 * Fancy: Black Tie, go easy on the lady.
 * Black Tie: "And I could've sworn I seen you before in that 2-bit torurest trap named immaturely as "Ponyville", as perhaps, a clothes wrench."
 * Rarity: "Uh, I think you got my identity confused. You know how sometimes there are ponies that look like the other. I mean, this one time I swore i ran into 2 Bon-Bons, and I one time mistook a look-a-like for Rainbow Dash."
 * Black Tie: "Are you sure? Cause I haven't exsactly seen alot of Mares with that Rat's nest you called a "Mane". I mean, what a rediculious design for a mane, is it like your insecure with yourself, you sorry little tasteless slut?"
 * Rarity: SLUT?!?
 * Black Tie: Yes, yes, exactly.
 * Rarity: Okay, I am SORRY I ever met you, you no good moneybag of horse poop! I don't EVER wanna see your ugly green face again!
 * Black Tie: You'd better watch who you're talking to, missy. I have lawyers that can put your precious boutique in financial ruin, and you'll be as poor as a church mouse! (Rarity gets shocked)
 * Rarity: Fancy, are you gonna let your brother talk to me like that?
 * Fancy kept a gentlemens composure.
 * Fancy: "Firstly brother, you had clearly mistaken this Mare for another. This Mare is a friend of ponies FAR more superior then you, including a couch to the Wonderbolts themselfs, why, even Celestia herself."
 * Black Tie: "Pfft, what a bunch of poppycock!"
 * Fancy: "Secondly, I do not tolerate gross miss-treatment of fine mares, ESPEICALLY if that cad's of blood relation to me. Good sir, i respectfully as possability can request you cease your harassment, or I'll report you to the ahthorities."
 * Black Tie: "I like to see you try, Fancy. I can easily deside that you and those that dared side with you can become more poor then peasents as quick as a flash! Sure, I don't have a deserving high rank, but I still have powers that can make and BREAK ponies! Not only that, but me and a few friends are calling in a massive dept call in those lazy-mouchers in Ponyville. that useless tourest trap owes Canterlot a great rent payment for ever disgrucing our beauty with it's disgusting simplisity, country yolkels, a useless mayor, and that disgusting nudest thing they have down there! In fact, WHY THE HELL IS YOUR WIFE NAKED FANCY?!"
 * Fancy: "Black Tie, are you STILL on about that?! Not even most of the elite have cloths on because, well sadly, there's yet to be pants that can fit us."
 * Black Tie: "Well, it won't stop my agenda to make nudity ILLEGAL in Equestia, and make it that other nations followed this, AFTER i have Ponyville torn down by Bulldosers once i get the apporval, and if the dept is not paid, which is fairly likely they cannot."
 * Fancy: "Brother, why must you be like this?"
 * Black Tie: "I am just an elite who looks out for the betterment of our own members of the class, and the betterment of perfection, and our Princesses' idiotcy is ruining it for us! I'll bring back the seperation of the classes soon enough, and the only homes those ponyville peasents will ever be allowed in is giant mounds of dirt clods! I am bringing change into Equestia that I'm sure my fellow elite will appresiate."
 * Fancy: And can you please get through one month without pointing hooves at our princesses, Brother?
 * Black Tie: "It's not I'm not appresiative that they placed scum like that abomination Discord in their place, but at the same time, i wished they wouldn't be so quick with this togatherness nonsense with the commeners. Filthy Money beggers. Classy sofisicites like us shouldn't let those foul smelling monrels near our money and time. And I advise you don't bother yourself with this, useless hag. She's clearly tricking you so she can rob you blind in the end. I am just being a good brother and make sure your not suddenly so much as a penny short becaused you trusted a filthy monrel."
 * Fancy: "Never had i heard worse rubbish since the tabliods! Rarity is most certainly NOT a lier, and not a pitiful money grubbing thief. Are you honestly hating those less fortunate then us because of a few dept avoiders or those that keep asking for time? Honestly, the banks needs to learn to be more reasonable, or at least get trash like you fired from the job."
 * Black Tie: "Oh, Brother. You cut me like a knife. Fine, have fun with the mongrel, but don't be surprised if say, you discovered an ugly truth in some way."
 * Black Tie left.
 * (Rarity): "I had hoped it was the last of him.... But after i finished writing in My friendship report, I was about to give Fancy a final oodbye when...."
 * Rarity: "I had a most marvelious time, Fancy."
 * Fancy: "Alchorse Rarity. Your friends and what they really are, seem to be quite enjoyable. Interesting the purple mare is actselly a student of Celestia, i suspect good things actselly."
 * ???: "So, I heard about your DISHASTORIOUS PARTY!?"
 * Black Tie appeared again, this time, with two brutish Unicorn colt thugs.
 * Black Tie: "So, i trust you found out that this FILTHY WHORE lied to you about everything, and that I was right? Cause i'll be more then happy to introduse, proper justise."
 * The Brutish Unicorns growled menacely and clopped their two hoofs togather.
 * Black Tie: I saw everything myself. I saw how she lied to her friends, AND to all the Canterlot elites about the Wonderbolts. She's been keeping secrets from even you. Isn't that right, RARITY?!?
 * Rarity:...(Softly) Yes.
 * Black Tie: SPEAK UP!!!
 * Rarity: Yes!
 * Fancy: "Brother please! Yes, she may not have been honest about certain things like who her friends are. In fact, she already explained it to me during the party. Yes, I'm disappointed about miss Rainbow Dash being a fangirl instead of a coach, and other things, but tecnecly, she is right about knowing Celestia, through one of her friends Twilight. She may not be an elite, but she was dignifived enough not to hold on to something she was not, unlike you, Black Tie."
 * Black Tie: "Your too soft on me, Brother. Allow me to show you how a proper legal does things."
 * Black Tie turns his attention to Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Rarity, you're under arrest for deception to royalty. (The colts grab Rarity)
 * Rarity: HEY! LET ME GO!!! OWCH! IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!?
 * Black Tie: "Your punishment..... A good, proper beating."
 * Fancy: "Brother, this is seriously un-moral, I won't stand for-"
 * A brutish Minotaur grabs Fancy by the mane!
 * Fancy: "Ow! Unhand me, you intelligents deprived brute?!"
 * Fluer: "(Gasp), Fancy!"
 * A Goblin dressed like Fidget grabs Fluer and holds her in knife point!
 * Black Tie walks torwords a helpless Rarity.
 * Black Tie: "Now, I'll give you two opitions.... A beating, or, the wedding proposal, of a real elite pony?"
 * Rarity spits in Black Tie's face!
 * Black Tie: "Well, beating it is then?!"
 * Black Tie prepares to punch Rarity hard, while she can't defend herself because of being hold down, and Fancy and Fluer are held against their will to be forced to do nothing to stop this!
 * Black Tie: "Once I'm done with you, I'll atnisiate the dept, and once unpaid, i'll have everyone evicted and that idiot mayor impeached, then the dosers come and destroy that stupid one-hores town you dared called home! But first, a nice, regel-sytile beating of a peasent, just like how we used to do it before Celestia made us soft!"
 * Black Tie was about to punch Rarity fairly bad until....
 * (Rarity): But before that brute could give me a taste of his unjustical brutality, Celestia's highly trained team of anti-unjustice squad attacked and Black Tie's injustice system and anti-celestia campaing was plunged into darkness.
 * Suddenly a speical group of Celestia's gaurds ambushed Black Tie, beated the daylights out of his goons while saving Rarity in the progress and they finally cornered Black Tai, who was forced to give up without a struggle.
 * The next day, Black Tie and his goons were seen being loaded into wagons bound for a faraway prison as punishment for his injustice while Celestia sternly watched with Fancy, Fluer and Rarity.
 * (Rarity): Despite calls for his death and that the Unicorn Council were really upset with this upsetting disgrace to the elite name, Black Tie was only sentinced to be confind in jail and is now an outcast from Canterlot until he is rehabilitated of his brutal ways..... However, everyone finds it diffitcult to discover why he's like this. Afterwords, he and his goons escaped. They were made wanted, and still at large.
 * Rarity: "There were rumors he and his goons became pouchers hiding out in Everfree Forest, becoming pawns of the nortourious black market.... My luck that turns out to be true."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did he SERIOUSLY tried to get everyone kicked out of their homes?! WHAT A MONSTER!!! How did he even escape?"
 * Rarity: "Well Dash, Black Tie was an extra speically powerful Unicorn, his magic can't even be toned down by magic sealment rings."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah but, Was Celestia or Luna able to stop that, debt thing before it happened and caused ponies to get evicted because of it?"
 * Applejack: That's a good point, Dash. The fine economy of our day, ladies and gentlemen.
 * Rarity: "Oh don't worry, he foolishly made the mistake of trying to hurt me first BEFORE even doing his plans! And even so, Celestia would certainly would've prevented the act from even itnitisating. But still, Fancy was hurt about all this. He'd promised his parents he'd keep Black Tie from causing trouble, and well, he feels guilty not honoring that promise."
 * Applejack: Though I now take back my comment on the economy, I will say that if Fancy had some guts, he never let Black Tie get himself into the pickle that got him in jail with you almost knocking at Women Brutality's door. He should've tried alittle harder stopping his brother being such a varmit!
 * Twilight: Besides, do we HAVE to have another evil in this story? We're in a hurry here, and we seriously have to stop another evil?
 * Mare-Zan: Not to worry. We take down bad guys, and me take you to Castle of Two Mares. Quick as flash. Espeically since mean green pony and minions are hiding out in castle you are seeking.
 * Applejack: "Well, talk about taking out two birds with one stone."
 * Mare-Zan: "But stay close to Mare-Zan. Hobbies not only predators in forest. Worse of all, it's the middle of Vine-Conda season."
 * Fluttershy: "Vine-condas?"
 * Applejack: "The unholy result of the union between Anaconda, and a vine?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Yep-yep."
 * Twilight: "Ok girls, let's get down this hill, and begin our appearently conjointed quest. I hope the Lougers do ok."
 * As the Van lands, Far Far Away is turning into a malvolent looking place, strangly based on marion puppets.
 * Gilda: "Wow, looks like Far Far Away desided to get an extremely dark makeover."
 * Riku: Yeah. Considering the Devious Puppet character is taking over...but how did he do this all extremely quickly?
 * Gilda: I have NO idea!
 * Cynder: Clearly, the Puppet Strings of Chaos isn't the ONLY thing the Devious Puppet has his hands on.
 * Riku: Well, whatever it is, we have to stop him! (They run towards the redecorated castle as someone watches them inside a crystal ball)
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs like the hyena on Lady and the Tramp)...They actually think they can stop a genius like ME?!? (Laughs again)
 * Shrek: (Dangling on strings) Your laugh really freaks me out, dude!
 * Devious Puppet: (Makes the strings holding Shrek cause him to punch himself in the face) Shut your trap, you green abomination!
 * Piggy #2: OH! Zis little piggy wants to go home!
 * Fiona: Those guys are gonna stop you, Devious!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs that freaky laugh again) Dream on, bitch! I have proper time to prepare for their arrival. (Makes the Puppet Strings of Chaos appear, and holds them all) Let's see how that griffin looks when she's a REAL jerk! (Laughs)
 * Icky: You know, you laugh more than the Joker!
 * Devious Puppet: Shut up, featherbag! Or I'll shave you until you look like a naked chicken. (Takes out a shaver, and laughs)
 * Icky: NO!
 * Devious Puppet: That's right, come into my trap, you mortal fools, so I can bring you to my side. (Laughs)
 * Trixie: (They take a good long look at the place) Do we REALLY have to go into that insane asylum?
 * Gilda: Nope, of course we don't. As long as we can fly around and find the Puppet ourselves. (But when she starts to take flight, her wings suddenly disappear) WHAT?!? (Falls to the ground) HOW THE FUCK?!?
 * Trixie: (Her horn goes away) MY HORN!
 * Riku: (His Keyblade disappears) MY KEYBLADE!!!
 * Cynder: (Her wings disappear) MY WINGS!!!
 * Devious Puppet: (Appears on magical strings) Uh-uh-uh! No easy routes this time! I'll just take EVERYTHING you've got away! No keyblades, no flying, and NO magic!
 * Sparx: Seriously, dude? You're gonna go Discord on our asses?
 * Cynder: Even my abilities?
 * Devious Puppet: EVEN your abilities. If you want them, come and get 'em, you hand-be-down sodders! (Laughs)
 * Riku: WOW, is your laugh annoying.
 * Devious Puppet: I'll just store your powers in somewhere you'll never find them. Good luck finding them, scumbags!
 * Gilda: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU WOODEN PIECE OF SHIT?!?
 * Devious Puppet: None of your beezwax, griffon-face! If you want the answers, find me first! (Laughs, and disappears).
 * Sparx: "No sweat guys, I still have MY flying abilites, I can go inside ALOT faster, find your skills, so we can beat this Discord wanna-be loser and be done in time for Ice Cream and Chips. It's a pretty good thing that bad guys always over-looked the little guy and-" (Disappears)
 * Cynder: SPARX!!!
 * Gilda: DAMN!
 * Riku: Well, I guess we'll have to find our weapons and talents ourselves.
 * Trixie: THAT WAS CHEATING!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL SMASH HIM INTO BITS ONCE SHE GETS HER HORN BACK!!!
 * Gilda: Let's just get inside, and get them. (They do that, and find the place dark)
 * Cynder: (Sighs) It sucks Sparx isn't here to bring some light on the subject. (Suddenly, the hall gets magically lit by fire) (The group goes deeper into the castle, and the door is magically locked up as they scream in horror)
 * (Devious Puppet): (Laughter is heard down the hall)
 * Cynder: GET HIM! (They head down the hall)
 * Riku: "WE'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH OUR FRIENDS, YOU INSANE JERK?!"
 * (Devious Puppet): "Oh, I doubt that. Let's see if you can avoid messing with yourselfs when I AM DONE?!"
 * Suddenly, when the gang enters a very wide hallway, walls inbetween the heroes appeared and seperated the gang!
 * Cynder: "NO! TRIXIE! GILDA! RIKU?!"
 * Trixie/Gilda/Riku: "CYNDER?!"
 * Trixie: "Well this is marvelious! He has deffently went Discord on us?! I mean, didn't that abomination pulled the same trick on Twilight and her friends?!"
 * Cynder: "Then we seriously need to avoid any tricks he makes, no matter how tricky they are!"
 * Riku: "Well staying togather is impossable since we're TECNECLY alone!"
 * Cynder: "Then, we have no choice, but see if we can handle outselfs perfectly. Just follow where he hallway goes, and hope for the best. Be wary of anything suspicious. Even if it's something you like, or something you fear, do not fall for it in the slightist. The more we don't even talk about them, the less he's likely to know what they are, so, just focus on finding a way to, well, you know what we're here for."
 * Riku: "Right!"
 * Gilda: "You know it!"
 * Cynder, Gilda, and Riku walk off, as Trixie just satnd still, then gulped, and relucently was forced to move.
 * Trixie: "Just Trixie's unlucky luck!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Won't find out their weaknesses, eh? I commend them acknowledging that i am fully aware of them, but i have other methods of cheating. Isn't that right, other lougers who know EVERYTHING about them?"
 * Lord Shen: "WE'LL NEVER BETRAY OUR FRIENDS! AND I WILL NEVER BETRAY CYNDER! SHE'S LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME, AND I REFUSED TO HELP YOU BREAK HER IRON CLADE WILL!? WHICH I MAY SAY IS HOPELESS TO BEGIN WITH?!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, I'm smart for once and NOT accsidently spill the beans about Gilda!"
 * Fidget: "NO WAY I'M DOUBLIE CROSSING MY BELOVED TRIXIE?!"
 * record scratch!
 * Fidget: "Did i say that outloud?"
 * Kairi: "YOU BETTER LEAVE RIKU ALONE?!"
 * Squidward: "BETTER YET, WHILE YOUR AT IT, LET US GO YOU BARNICLE HEAD AND WE MAY GO EASY ON YOU ABIT, SKIP THE BEATING AND JUST SEND YOU TO PRISON 42!?"
 * Deivious Puppet: "Oh I know you jerks won't WILLINGLY tell me.... I could always reactivate my mind warp spell and make you guys tell me! You know why? CAUSE I HAVE DISCORD'S SPRING HOLDERS OF CHAOS BABIES?! THEY CAN DO MORE THEN TRICK STUPID GIRLY PONIES, THEY CAN MAKE ANYONE WILLING SERVENTS, LIKE I DID TO THE ENTIRE POPULUS OF FAR FAR AWAY, EVEN TO THE SHREK KING ARTHUR?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well good luck you beast, we have iron wills!"
 * Spyro: "AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPARX, YOU CRETEN?!"
 * Devious Puppet: Oh, I've done a lot to him. I knew it was easy to let him know how you always ignore him and treat him like second-best. And how easy it was to trick him. He's an idiot when it comes to being THIS funny!
 * Spyro: (Gasps) YOU DIDN'T?!?
 * Devious Puppet: I did. Say hello to the new and improved Sparx the Dragonfly! (Sparx has turned black and white and corrupted)
 * Sparx: Hey, Spy-RAT!!!
 * Donkey: OH, SHIT-NUGGETS!!!
 * Sparx: HAH, you sound like an ass, Donkster! You always have, too! Oh, wait, YOU ARE AN ASS!!! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: Sparx, that's very rude!
 * Sparx: Oh, sure, say that to me, hot-snot!
 * Rita: Okay, that's NOT very funny, Sparx!
 * Sparx: (Dubbed as the Ancient Voice on Nostalgia's Suburban Knights) Yeah, your mother was a bitch, and your father was a bull! Guess that makes you a 'Bullshit-Zsu'! (Ripshot) (Laughs)
 * Spyro: SPARX, BEHAVE OR I'LL BURN YOU TO CHARCOAL!
 * Sparx: (Punches him in the nose) I ain't afraid of you, Spy-RUBE! You're tied to strings like a puppet!
 * Devious Puppet: "Now, (picks up String Holders of Chaos), It's time to start talking, louge dorks."
 * Riku was strolling down a long hallway.
 * Riku: "Gees, these puppet themed decore is starting to weird me out. The sooner I am out of here, the better."
 * ???: "I understood your problem. That puppet is clearly a self entitled twat."
 * Riku gasped, quickly turned around to see Maelficent.
 * Riku: "MALEFICENT!? SO THE LEAGE IS BEHIND THIS?! I didn't think Mang would be so warmly to the idea of palling with an OC villain, ironic considering he is one!"
 * Maleficent: "Actselly, this is something I am doing COMPLETELY out of my free will, cause i desire you to return to serving the forces of the heartless again, and over-thrown that twat Mang Cobra! You would make a MUCH better leader then Mang. Mirage can still stay, but mainly because she's indirectly pulling the strings of this plan. The leage needs you, boy. The Darkness deserves a comident leader."
 * ???: "That's right, child...."
 * Emperor Fang appeared.
 * Emperor Fang: "The leage needs someone NOT an idiot?! Got it memorised?"
 * Riku: "Emperor Fang?! But you reformed?!"
 * Emperor Fang: "Maleficent was generious enough to snapped me out of it, my former errend boy. Togather, we can get back at that Dark Dragon idiot and reclaim the once great Fang Empire, and allied it with the villain leage, and forced Team Nefarious to bow to us and do the same, and free the darkspawn?!"
 * Riku: "NO! I won't do that again?!"
 * ???: "Don't try to deny it, boy."
 * Fake Ansem, the seeker of darkness appeared behind him.
 * Riku gasped, paniced, and tripped to the floor!
 * Fake Ansem: "You succumbed to the darkness before, Riku, and you'll do it again, boy. The darkness beggins for your retrun."
 * Riku was in full panic mode: "No! GET BACK! YOUR BEING TRAITORS TO THE LEAGE AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR BY DOING THIS?!"
 * Fake Ansem: "FORGET THE LEAGE?! THEIR WAYS ARE TAINTED, MY MANGS IMCONIDENTS?! MALEFOR NEEDS A REAL SERVENT, NOT A JESTER?!"
 * Fake Ansem raises his hand, and suddenly, a scared, injured Mang appears on a tied chear, as he was panicing!
 * Fake Ansem: "His failure to have Blot and his band of idiots to kill you was a clear sign Malefor needed a better servent to him."
 * Fake Ansem brings out the dark keyblade.
 * Fake Ansem: "Take your dark keybladr again, claim Mang's heart, and become the new, rightious way to become the leage's new master, and help us destroy the light, forever."
 * Lord Cobra: "NO! PLEASE! THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY?! THEY GONE INTO COMPLETE MONSTER TERRATORY?! THEY BETRAYED THE LEAGE'S STANDERDS?! PLEASE, STOP THEM WITH YOUR GOOD KEYBLADE AND FREE ME?! I'LL PROMISE I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR BY MAKING THE LEAGE FORSAKE MALEFOR FOR GOOD! I'LL EVEN HAVE MIRAGE BANISHED INTO THE BANISHED REALMS?! PLEASE?!"
 * Riku was really scared.
 * Riku: "I GOT TO GET MY POWERS BACK! DON'T WORRY MANG, I'LL MAKE THESE TRAITORS PAY, THEN I'LL FREE FANG FROM HIS CORRUPTION AGAIN, THEN I'M GONNA KICK THAT SORRY PUPPET'S ASS?!"
 * Riku quickly got up and tried to escaped, but he gets zapped by Maleficent.
 * Fang wrapped aroung Riku's legs.
 * Emperor Fang: "Oh come now, dear boy. Your better then this!"
 * Fake Ansem: "I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN, BOY! CHOICE YOUR DESTENY, OR PERISHED?!"
 * Riku got Fang off of him, and made a run for it!
 * Fake Ansem: "He's escaping! After him!"
 * Fake Ansem, Emperor Fang, and Maleficent proceeded to chance him!
 * Trixie was grumbling to herself.
 * suddenly, Trixie sees that there's a theater here.
 * Trixie: "Ohh, Trixie will enjoy herself here."
 * Trixie comes to the stage, and suddenly, she has an Alicorn sized horn, a fanicer cape and hat, and suddenly, she is surrounded by cheering ponies.
 * Trixie: "What the-"
 * the ponies were chanting her name.
 * Trixie: "Trixie will LIKE this!"
 * Trixie gets on the stage!
 * Trixie: "OK MY PONIES!? BE DAZZLED BY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE?!"
 * Trixie realises that the ponies are suddenly horrifived.
 * Trixie: "Huh? Why are you all afraid?"
 * ???: "Hello, Trixie."
 * Trixie: "Iago? Oh thank goodness your-"
 * Trixie turns around, and it's actselly Latifier!
 * Trixie: "LATIFIER!?"
 * Latifier: "Exsellitent, My plan to hire that freaky puppet yo lure you out here worked! Now, (pulls out the Alicorn Amulet), it's time for you to return to servitude, and WE CAN MAKE EQUESTIA OURS AGAIN?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY!)"
 * Trixie screamed as she ran away!
 * Latifier chased her, still laughing!
 * Gilda walks into the garden.
 * Gilda: "Huh.... This is a serious jungle dude. Appearently, that puppet doesn't know how to garden... or fired the Gardenors."
 * Suddenly, a ray gun was fired at her, and Gilda quickly dudged!
 * Gilda: "HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR-"
 * Gilda gasped!
 * coming out of the shadows, was Sargent Crush, the Metavinmancer from the Alternate Universe that served Xerxes.
 * Sargent Crush: "Hello again, you ugly alien."
 * Gilda: "YOU?! BUT, YOU DIED?!"
 * Sargent: "I'm back and i mean business kid! So do my new friends!"
 * A roar was heard!
 * Suddenly, a leopard silluette pounced on Gilda, but missed when she backflipped away!
 * Gilda gasped when she saw it was none other then Tacor, the evil Leopard from Seas of Captain Legend.
 * Gilda: "TACOR?! BUT, YOU DIED TOO?!"
 * Tacor: "My hunger for vengence is too great, for even naterol causes! Me and my new allies will see you suffer!"
 * A huge shadow looms over Gilda, she turns around to see Oxanator, from the PD jail hold.
 * Oxanator: "Hello, love."
 * Gilda: "AW COME ON, OXANATOR?!"
 * Oxanator: "You aided the cops in My arrest! I ain't gonna let that lay down!"
 * A loud roar was heard, and to Gilda's horror, it was Tony, who was Gaz-zon's pet, also from seas of captain legend!
 * Gilda: "TONY?!"
 * Sargent Crush: "The Puppet brought us togather so we can get our hands you, you blasted alien! You made chumps out of us in the past, and now, we're gonna destroy yer future!"
 * Gilda: "BUT I DIDN'T GET TO BE THE ONE TO KILL YOU SARGE, THE PENGUINS KILLED YOU?!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Yeah, but you were allies to them birds, that makes you accountable for my death as a co-accomplese!"
 * Tacor: "NOW WE DESIRE REVEMHE FOR RUINING OUR VARIOUS INTENTIONS! You robbed Sargent Crush of his master, you humiliated me in front of my minions, you aided Tony's enemy, you brought harmed to our new robot dino friends, and you had the gull to interupt Oxanator's.... scandelious activities. The point is, WE WANT YOU DEAD?!"
 * Gilda: "OH SHIT?!"
 * Gilda zoomed out of there, as the villains began to chase her!
 * Sargent Crush: "YOU CAN RUN!?"
 * Tacor: "BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE?!"
 * Tony roared!
 * Cynder walks in.
 * Cynder: "This must be Shrek's King Arthur's throwne room. I bet it was once beautiful before The Puppet messed it up."
 * ???: "Quick to assumed the this is ALL the puppet's doing, Cynder?"
 * Cynder gasped!
 * She looks to see none other then Skabb, Scratch and Sniff.
 * Scratch: "Hello, Cynder. It's charming to see you again, I assure you."
 * Sniff: "LIKE HELL IT IS?! I'M GONNA KICK YER ASS HO FOR CAUSING THE APES TO ATTACK US?!"
 * ???: "Your not the only one dissapointed in here, sagingers."
 * Gaul appears as well.
 * Gaul: "She owes Malefor a great dept."
 * Cynder: "Gaul!? Skabb, Scratch and Sniff?! So, the leage's involved?!"
 * ???: "Why, my dear? (chuckles), what was your first guess?"
 * The Queen of Hearts appeared.
 * Queen of Hearts: "Do i ever want your head served to me on a silver platter for robbing me of my thrown!?"
 * Cynder: "You don't deserve to rule Wonderland for what you are doing it, you fat tyrant?!"
 * ???: "Why Cynder, oh I'm surprised you didn't kept your sense of self respect."
 * Lord Dread appeared.
 * Dread: "Alchorse, no doubt thanks to the purple menace."
 * Cynder: "Dread?! But, I saw you killed by your own raptors!? How is this so?!"
 * ???: "Cynder, Cynder, Cynder, where's your sense of respect?"
 * Suddenly, Darkness Qui leaped from the darkness performs a tripple flip, and lands on her feet.
 * Darkness Qui chuckles.
 * Cynder: "QUI?! ONLY AN EXTREMEST LIKE YOU COULD'VE MAKE THIS POSSABLE?!"
 * Qui: "Yes, Cynder, it was ALL me! I hired that simple idiotic puppet, not only to unite the villain teams, but to complete what i started, so long ago."
 * Cynder: "What?"
 * Darkness Qui: "You see Cynder, you were right.... I DID had something to do with your past.... I destroyed your family with Xerxes' help, left your idiot to live cause i felt like it, then went back to my universe."
 * Cynder was shocked!
 * Cynder: "You...... You..... MONSTER?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "What, what this? Your not happy that i no longer acknowledged you as a fool, Cyndy?"
 * Cynder: "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! (cries), YOU RUINED MY LIFE CAUSE OF YOUR, ACTION?!"
 * ???: "Oh, lighten up, my daughter."
 * Lord Cobra appeared, who earlier we sawed tied up, yet suddenly freed, which implies something isn't right.
 * Lord Cobra: "What Qui did was deploriable. But don't destress. She only did it, because Ignitus black-mailed her and Xerxes to do it."
 * Cynder gasped in horror!
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh, yes, my little angel of darkness. Ignitus arranged your families murder, so he can bring you here, to destroyed you himself, cause you were destine to become HIS destroyor, but, Malefor saw pity in te High Counci's relentless cruelty, and had Gaul saved you, while destroying his Purple Menace mind controllers. Spyro is controlling you to become a fool, my dear. You were meant to liberate the Universe from the cold, lying false promises of the High Council, who may i add are personally respondsable for every horrorable dishastor, The fall of rome, the sinking of the Titanic, making that terrorable Bieber a star, even the worse of them all... THE CREATION OF THAT HORRORABLE SONIC 06 GAME?!"
 * Cynder: "NO! YOUR CLEARLY LYING?! YOU ALL HAVE TO BE LYING?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh, get over it you whiner! The truth freaking hurts!"
 * Cynder: "NO! THIS, THIS HAS TO BE A TRICK TO MAKE ME BETRAY ALL I STAND FOR! YOUR LYING TO ME?!"
 * Cynder runs away!
 * Lord Cobra: "CYNDER NO, WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOU! EVERYONE, HELP ME CAPTURE CYNDER SO SHE CAN ATTIVE HER DESTENY?!"
 * The Villains commence to chase her!
 * Riku/Trixie/Gilda/Cynder: "SOMEONE HELP US?! PLEASE?!"
 * They scream as the villains persue them!
 * Devious Puppet began to laugh!
 * Devious Puppet: "Who still wants to doubt me now!"
 * Sparx: "Yeah! You got them good, boss!"
 * Icky: "How, what, WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE VILLAINS DOING HERE?! I MEAN, AT LEAST SOME OF THEM ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD OR REFORMED?!"
 * Spyro: "AND HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF THEM TO AGREE TO THIS?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Not exactly.... I created evil magical clones of their worse enemies to, play with your friends, and made sure they were VERY convincing with help from the String Holders of Chaos."
 * Po: "You mean they're, puppets?"
 * Devious Puppet: "Kinda. But to even make them smarter then your usual clone, and even ACT like the real thing I also have an extra speical one. Also, it's the same thing that helped me give this place a total me-make-over! Go ahead, guess?"
 * Viper: "I don't think we'll like the answer."
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) Well, then here it is. (Shows them an amulet with strange and familiar markings, and the inscription of Alicorns on it)
 * SpongeBob: What the heck is that?
 * Devious Puppet: It's the most important relic in Alicorn God history. It's called the Amulet of Unlimited Magic. It grants me unlimited Alicorn magic and can allow me to do anything I want. And the best part is: the last of the Alicorn Gods of Equestria need it to stay strong and powerful.
 * Lord Shen: What are you talking about?
 * Sparx: SHUT UP, SCUMBAG! (Punches him in the nose)
 * (Sparx): Okay, I feel SO horrible for saying all those insults to you guys!
 * (Spyro): It wasn't your fault, Sparx. The Puppet is the one to blame.
 * Devious Puppet: Well, you see, I stole the Strings of Chaos AND this Amulet for a reason...
 * (Devious): When I snuck into Equestria on a transportation system, I discovered an ancient relic that could tell the past, present, or future. Something called the Clock of Reality. It allowed me to see a lot. It let me see the Chaos War, AND about Discord. I learned that they had a stronger side in their biology called a Dracon-Monsterious, which only activated when they were depressed. That's one of the reasons why I stole the Puppet Strings. I also learned about the Amulet, which kept Alicorns strong and powerful. Without it, their powers AND immortality just fade away like dust. So I stole it to leave Celestia, Luna, AND their parents to slowly lose power. Without them to protect Equestria, it will be destroyed by the power the Dracon-Monsterious Discord will posess.
 * Lord Shen: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Devious: Yep. So not only will I get to rule my homeworld, but I shall also get the pleasure to DESTROY EQUESTRIA FOR GOOD!!! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: "WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!?"
 * Devious Puppet: "I'm doing those manchild bronies a favor! They need to wake up and smell the coat of color of Transformer toys! PONIES ARE FOR FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS?!"
 * Icky: "Ok, do you have a another reason other then that your appearently a hater, cause that isn't a very just exquse to destroy an entire planet."
 * Sparx: "SHUT IT, UGLY?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "But alchorse, I wanted to be the first villain to conqure two worlds in one sitting, One i am directly involved with, as you dumb idiots can PLAINLY see, and another I indirectly broken by using ol' Discord as my scapegoat for those fools to hate and dispise! I mean why not? Ponies already think he's gonna turn evil again soon, so why not give them what they want? Alchorse, I wasn;t exactly able to bring the time relic with me, so I hired this green pony and a bunch of goons of his to guard in exchange for them to have a base in that rotten old castle i found it for some, poucher activites for something. He actselly expected to be paid after all this is over. HA! Tough Bulsa Wood for him, he doesn't exactly know I am screwing Equestia over like a bitch with the death of those Alicorns, and Discord turning into a Cthulu wanna-be?!"
 * Patrick: "Who's Cthulu?"
 * Devious Puppet: Whatever. Your heroes won't be getting their powers and weapons back until I see to it that they come to my side. I'm not like other villains where their overcompident egomaniacs or simple idiotic thugs, I am a strategist, and a good one, too! I have a pretty good idea what i am doing in terms of handling my aversaries! I was created for that exact reason.
 * (Devious Puppet): "Do you losers know of my wimpy cousin's father, Geppeto?"
 * (Lord Shen): Of course we do. Everybody does.
 * (Devious Puppet): Well, he's got a brother. An EVIL brother. That particular brother is my father, Jappetho! He created me and gave me life. But not the same way my cousin was created. He did something far better than magic. Science. He harnessed magic from a piece of my cousin's wood, and used it to make me living. He named me Massachio. He wanted me to be his strategic sidekick in crime, and told me I was destined to be great. But I didn't seem to find this position well for me, so I ran away. I went down to the nearest UUniversal spaceport, and stowed away on a transportation system ALL the way to Equestria. There was no way for me to get out of the vehicle with all the guards around, so I escaped through the trash chute, and parachuted right into the Everfree Forest, where I discovered The Princess' old castle. There, I managed to find the Clock of Reality, and gain great amounts of information. Like the Shell Lodge, Equestria's history, and even about Discord. I stole the Amulet of Unlimited Magic, and afterwords, I have to sneak back to the space port, break in to your dragon temple, steal the teleportation device Mr. Peacock for brains was kind enough NOT to destroy dispite a bad encounter from that dracula wanna-be, then came back to Equestia where I snuck to the yellow pony's cottage, and stole the String Holders of Chaos. Then when i came back to you idiots.... Well.....
 * Devious Puppet: The rest as they say is history. (Laughs)
 * Shrek: Well that explains a lot.
 * Queen Lillian: The Lodge will still stop you, Massachio!
 * Devious Puppet: We'll see about that, old lady. They're panicking, and they'll be so confused, they'll break down and join me in my quest to rule the UUniverses! I'll steal many other powerful elements, and use them for my own nefarious purposes. By next month, I'll have total control, and the Villain Teams will have no choice but to serve me! (Laughs)
 * Banzai: Yeesh, and I thought Ed laughed too much. (Ed laughs)
 * Sparx: (Smacks Banzai and Ed in the faces) I TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT YOUR FACEHOLES!!! I may be small, but I can crush your noses like a soda can!
 * Spyro: Sparx, we're your friends!
 * Sparx: (Smacks Spyro in the nose) I said 'SHUT IT', Dragon-BALLS!
 * Spyro: "Seriously, your insulting me with a Dragon Ball reference? How bad writing atittic can you get? That's something a bad parody like that Cartoon Network Show MAD would make up!"
 * Sparx: "AW SHUT IT, YOU GAY COLORED FREAK OF NATURE?! I ALWAYS HATED YOU BECAUSE HOW MOM AND DAD LOVED YOU BEST?! I WAS ACTSELLY FROM MY MOM'S VAGINA, YOU?! YOU CAME FROM A DRAGON'S BUTT AS AN OVER-SIZED CHICKEN EGG?! ALL YOU DID WAS MOPE AND WHINE ABOUT YOURSELF AND ALWAYS GET ME INTO BAD JAMS?! WELL I'M FREAKING SICK AND TIRED OF IT YOU PIECE OF CRAP?! WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL HAVE YOU LICKING MY THORAX ON EVERY WEEKEND?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "..... Wow, even I thought that was too harsh."
 * Spongebob: ".... Uh, Spyro? I think Sparx was hiding serious childhood problems from you."
 * Spyro: Sparx, I...I had no idea you felt that way about me. I'm really sorry.
 * Sparx: It's too late now, buster! I'm NEVER gonna forget it!
 * Devious Puppet: Well, regardless, he's on my side. And so will the others very soon. (Laughs)
 * Cynder: (Continues running from the villains who were chasing her until she bumps into something) What?...(She sees it to be Ignitus) Ignitus! It's you! You gotta help me, these villains are saying you set me up!
 * Ignitus: Well, it's because it's true.
 * Cynder: What?
 * Ignitus: Yes. I'm afraid I have to destroy you so you cannot cause any trouble once the Villains get you. (Attacks her)
 * Cynder: No! You're lying! It's not true! You would never say that!
 * Ignitus: I know it's not a pleasant thought, but I had no choice. (Devious' face magically fades onto Ignitus' face, hypnotizing Cynder) I needed to stop Gaul from using you for Malefor's intentions by destroying you.
 * Cynder:...(Turns monochrome, and corrupt) No, you won't! (Tail swipes Ignitus to the ground) (Even though she has no wings or magical abilities, she manages to beat the Ignitus clone down, and destroy it)...I can't believe I was used! (Turns dark again) Nobody cared for me from the start! NOBODY!!! After all the pain I went through with Gaul, they did things far worse than that! That does it! It's back to doing what I should've been doing! (Runs down the hall)
 * Riku was hiding from Maleficent, Fang, and Fake Ansem.
 * Fake Ansem: "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM DESTENY BOY!?"
 * Riku was as quiet as he can be, trying to secretly get away!
 * Fake Ansem: "We have a leverage that will convince you to consider our plans abit more. But tell us first... Do you still care for, young miss, vulerable Kairi?"
 * Riku: Of course I do! You know I do! She's been my friend for a LONG time! Nothing is gonna break that bond!
 * Maleficent: Well, HERE's the truth: Kairi's never been your friend even once. She was just using her charm to get to you, and use you to help us take control of the Heartless.
 * Riku: I don't believe you. Kairi is a peaceful girl. She wouldn't set me up.
 * Fake Ansem: Oh, but I believe she did. When we sent her to Destiny Islands, we had her turned into a deceitful pawn. We knew you wouldn't tell because she was far too hot for that. Even Sora was fooled by her, and her deception on him is growing stronger since they now share romantic feelings for each other.... Which, ironicly, ended up compromising our plans to begin with in light of how everyone was beaten by this brat, but i diegress. No force of evil has EVER been able to handle it's own forces by posing as a light Princess of Heart. She's had it in her since her experience at Radient Garden when the Firebird attacked.
 * Riku: Prove it, then!
 * Emperior Fang: "Oh, how's about you show yourself first, so it wouldn't look like we're talking to a sentient ehco? Now man up and face us!?"
 * Riku: Okay, I will! (Comes out of hiding, and comes to face them) Alright, you jerks! Shoot! And this BETTER be good, or I'll make sure you fall down harder than a giant!
 * Emperor Fang: "We ensure you, this will be a worthwhile investment of your time."
 * Riku: "WELL OUT WITH IT YOU PSYCOS!?"
 * Maleficent: Well, we've been using Kairi for a long time because you Lodgers trusted her too much that you would keep her safe. And that's why it's genius. She's a double agent. Since she discovered Shen's past during the destruction of Radient Garden, she said that she didn't care for him anymore. And she still doesn't. She just fakes it all. We capture her so we can learn more about you and the Lodgers. She pretended to be scared so you wouldn't raise suspicion. She doesn't care about you, about Shen, about SpongeBob, about Spyro, or even about the rest of the Lodgers. She never did.
 * Riku: You're...you're lying!
 * Maleficent: (Shows him a magical porthole that shows Kairi's fake deception)
 * (Kairi): Riku thinks he can change? He's a complete asshole!, They actually fall for my charm and good looks., I don't care for Sora as much as I care for the entire Lodge!, Spyro is no brother to me, he's just thinking I actually care about him. When really, I don't give a damn about him!, Shen is a self-centered animal! He committed genocide! He didn't even care about me from the start!
 * Riku: (The illusion ends)...No! I don't believe that! That's not something she would say!
 * Maleficent: Of course you don't. But don't take my word for it, why don't you ask her yourself! (Kairi appears from behind the magic porthole)
 * Fake Kairi: Hello, Ri-KOOT!
 * Riku: Kairi! You're, you're free! Is all this true? Were you setting me up all my life?
 * Kairi: Of course it's true, fathead! I lied to you from the start! Did you think I traveled with you on your adventures because I CARED about you? The only thing I care about is getting revenge on those who destroyed my life!
 * Riku: Kairi, please, don't lie! I know deep down that you wouldn't bear to see me die. Just look into your heart!
 * Kairi: (Laughs) You are SO nieved, Riku! I was just a pawn. And I was a successful one because no other pawn of the Villain League has been able to trick good guys into thinking I was good. You just didn't take the time to notice. (Eyes turn white and ominous) All I wanted all this time was to destroy Shen for lying to me, AND you for being so blinded by darkness, you couldn't see through my past!
 * Riku: That's not true!
 * Kairi: (Takes out a dark Keyblade)...Time to finish what you started! (Laughs as Devious' face fades on her face, and hypnotizes Riku)
 * Riku:...You slut! (Turns monochrome and corrupted) I TRUSTED YOU!!! (Attacks Kairi, grabs her Dark Keyblade, and stabs her with it, killing her)...I'm done playing games!
 * Maleficent: Excellent choice, Riku! You're back in the--Wait a minute...(Riku looks at them menacingly)...What are you doing? (Riku raises his Keyblade)...Oh, no--(Riku stabs Maleficent, and she screams in pain, disintegrating into smoke)...
 * Riku:...(Stares at Ansem and Fang, who were shocked at the unexcepting defelitments, and they both run away)...Things are going down MY way, now! Mang desevres better then you idiots?! Only then, when i save him, I'LL BECOME HIS MASTER, NOT MALEFOR?! YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE DARKNESS AGAIN?! YOU GOT IT?! THE LEAGE IS DIFFENTLY GONNA CHANGE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU LOSERS?!
 * Gilda quickly made a fast turn to a fork in the hallway, and hid, as the villains caught up into nothing.
 * Sargent Crush: "COME ON OUT, YA STUPID BRAT?!"
 * Tacor: "WE DESIRE TO DESTROY YOU?!"
 * Oxanator: "Yeah, come on out, ya whore?!"
 * Tony roared?!
 * Gilda sees an exit, and quietly reaches for it as it looks like the villains are gonna leave, convince she gave them the slip.
 * Gilda: "Holy crud, that was close. I'm gonna need serious help over here, I have to go back to Equestia and get help! This guy's such a freaking cheater!?"
 * ???: I can't believe this! (Gilda hides, and sees Cynder still in her dark state and monochrome storming down the hallway)
 * Gilda: Cynder? What happened to her?
 * Cynder: I just don't believe this! Ignitus and the Dragon Council lied to me! Do they have ANY idea how much I've been through in my childhood?!? And all this time, THEY WANTED ME DEAD?!? They think I'm useless! I've been fighting for them all my life, and THIS is how they treat me?!? WHAT JERKS!!!
 * Gilda: What?...How could she think such lies?...Devious! I've got to find any of the others and see if they haven't been corrupted! (Runs down a hallway, but before she can do anything, she bumps into Icky, but as we learn, this isn't the real Icky). Icky? Aw crud, it's more or less good to see you again, Ick. Icky, You might be already aware of this, but that puppet somehow convinced Oxanator, Tony, and brought back Tacor and Sargent Crush, one of Xerxes' loser henchmen, to help see out whatever sick plan he's planning?! We got to stop this Ick, it's up to us now! (Icky was silent.) I'll give you a big kiss for it."
 * Cynder's voice: "FATHER?! I SEEK YOUR ATTENTION?!"
 * Gilda and Icky look, as Lord Cobra, Qui, and the other personal foes of Cynder appeared.
 * Lord Cobra: "Why Cynder, my little angel of Darkness, I have seemed to found a carrcus of a dragon guardian, is that by any plusable chance, you?"
 * Cynder: "Who do you think it was, that slut girlfriend you call Chrysalis?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "...... I'm ignoring that because clearly your very upset about this, my dear."
 * Gilda, hiding: "(Gasp), So, it was the leage and Qui behind this! What complete bullcrap?!"
 * Cynder: "Father, I'm sorry i went against Malefor's wishes... I should've never sided with them....."
 * Lord Cobra: "(Laughing), That's more like it my little pet, I do believe it's time the Leage to have it's original leader, then this time, nothing will stop us."
 * Cynder: "However, that doesn't implied any of you were any better!"
 * Cobra: "Pardon?"
 * Cynder: "Firstly, none of you were hestient to actselly hurt me if you cared for my well-being or completely aware of Ignitus controling me! Secondly, you were quick to replace me WITH A FREAKING FURRY?! and finally, I noticed you stopped being compident, father. Your stupidity and your kind of behavior CANNOT be tolerated! The leage desevres better!"
 * Cobra was actselly shocked
 * Cobra: "Cynder dear, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you implying?! What is the meaning of-"
 * Cynder: You KNEW Ignitus was trying to kill me, and you NEVER bothered to tell me about it when you first corrupted me? I've been discovering lately that NOBODY I ever came in contact with have ever been honest with me. Ignitus GAVE me to Gaul, and you didn't tell me? You're not worthy of your position, you treacherous snake!
 * Cobra: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? Who told you that?
 * Cynder: Well, I wanna thank Maleficent and Ansem for telling me about your deception. I took good care of Maleficent for that.
 * Cobra: YOU KILLED MALEFICENT?!?
 * Cynder: That's right. AND YOU'RE NEXT!!! (Slices Cobra's head off with her tail) And YOU, Qui! I've got business with YOU!
 * Gilda: We gotta help her!
 * Fake Icky looked as if he had the face of hopelessness.
 * Fake Icky: "It's too late Gilda..... She's too far gone."
 * Gilda: "What?"
 * Fake Icky: "She decapitated someone who treated her like a daughter even if he was a jerk. Cynder would normally perfectly acknowledge that Cobra does have some form of heart, and she even killed one of the people who made up that she didn't. She's gone Gilda, and we can't stop it."
 * Darkness Qui: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cynder, babe! It was implied that Ignitus malmitulated me to ruin your family, I, i, i didn't had any free will to ANY of this!"
 * Cynder growled, as the other leage members tried to secretly escaped while the going was good!
 * Cynder: "AND WHERE DO YOU FREAKS THINK YOUR GOING?! I WANT THE SATISFACTION OF ENDING YOUR LIFES FOR PARTAKTION OF MY SUFFERING?!"
 * Gaul: "Cynder, please, IT WAS ALL MALEFOR'S FAULT! I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOYAL TO HIM, HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO USE! HE SAW ME AS A TOOL AS WELL!"
 * Sniff: "How's about a deal, 50% of the worlds we are gonna congure will go to us as empress?!"
 * Queen of Hearts: "On second thought, keep wonderland, I never really cared for those retards anyway! I was in it for the cushy goverment job to abuse!"
 * Scratch: "Cynder please, we're sorry for ever wronging you, we didn't know better, honest!"
 * Lord Dread: "Master, please, calm yourself, I don't know why Maleficent would say such things, but SHE'S the one lying! You must-"
 * Cynder: SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEAKHOLE!!!
 * Gilda: (She and Fake Icky are shocked) Wow, I never heard her use foul language before!
 * Fake Icky: (Scoffs and laughs)
 * Gilda: Why are you laughing?
 * Fake Icky: Uh, I'm not laughing. It's just my allergies.
 * Gilda: Well, whatever Cynder is doing, she must've been tricked by the Puppet!
 * Fake Icky: "The puppet was but a leage pawn. It was actselly Mang's complicated plan to corrupt Cynder again and include even the OC Indies and rival teams into this just to corrupt cynder again.... and she's pushed too far. Ignitus tried to save her, to she killed him in cold blood."
 * Gilda gasped!
 * Gilda: "Ignits dead?!"
 * Fake Icky: "I saw it myself........ Cynder went traitor on us....... I would never lie about this sort thing Gilds, Cynder's gone, and not even Spyro can help now thanks to becoming the Puppet's pawn. It's hopeless."
 * Gilda: "No! There's, there's always a way!"
 * Darkness Qui: "STAY BACK! I WASN'T EVEN ACTSELLY BEING HONEST BACK THEN?! COBRA ASKED ME TO SAY THAT SO YOU'LL KILL IGNITUS!? IT WAS ALL A A TRICK TO HAVE YOU MURDER A HIGH-RANKING HIGH COUNCIL MEMBER SO YOU'LL GET KICK OUT OF THE LOUGERS AND BACK TO HIS ARMS?!"
 * Cynder gasped!
 * Cynder: "NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! IGNITUS?! COBRA CORRUPTED HIM TO SAY WHAT HE WANTED HIM TO SAY, DID HE?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, I wouldn't put it past him, I-"
 * Cynder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! (Kills Qui by cutting her head off)...What've I done?!? MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!
 * Cynder cries, as the other villains make a quick retreat as Cynder is in her misery.
 * Gilda: No, no, no! IGNITUS IS NOT DEAD!!!
 * Fake Icky: I'm sorry if this upsets you, Gilda. But I saw what happened. (Devious face appears on his face as he hypnotizes Gilda) You're just gonna have to accept it.
 * Gilda:...(Turns monochrome and corrupt) NO! I WON'T ACCEPT IT!!! THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD WILL NEVER FORGIVE CYNDER FOR MAKING A MISTAKE!!! NOT EVEN YOU!!!
 * Fake Icky: Gilda, honey, calm down!
 * Gilda: DON'T EVER CALL ME 'HONEY' AGAIN, ICKY-ASS!!! WE'RE THROUGH!!! (She smacks Fake Icky to a wall, and destroys him when the debris falls on him)I QUIT BEING A MEMBER OF THE UNFORGIVING SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!! I'm gonna DESTROY them all! Wait until I get my claws on them, I'll KILL THEM!!! I'LL DESTROY THEM!!! (Screeches loudly, and runs off)
 * Trixie was screaming loudly!
 * Latifier: "COME BACK HERE, YOU BLASTED HORSE!?"
 * Trixie pushes down a gumball machine, causing Latifier to slip around like an idiot!
 * Latifier: "WHOA, AH, OFF! AHHHHH!?"
 * While Latifier was busy, Trixie quickly got inside the royal kitchen.
 * Trixie: "What is that villain doing in here?! I thought he was in Prison 42! The strangest part, Trixie couldn't even sense his life-force until now when Merlin showed me how to sense life force... That only works when i had a horn.... DAMN IT! But if so either way, then that CLEARLY means that tricky puppet is try to cheat his way out of the ineditable! Well, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME?! I bet right now, he is gonna try and trick me into believing that Twilight SUDDENLY appeared from nowhere, and said awful things to me!"
 * Trixie poundered for a bit.
 * ???: "HEY TRIXIE?!"
 * Trixie sees Twilight. which as she suspected, was fake.
 * Fake Twilight: "I have ALOT to say to you, Trixie!"
 * Trixie: "Oh, NICE TRY, Puppet! I'm on to your game!"
 * Fake Twilight: "Wh-wh-what?"
 * Trixie: "I assumed just because Trixie is not as great and powerful as Merlin, nor the quickest to go into danger, you assumed I am gonna be a cake-walk! (Mimics the Puppet's voice) Oh, I'm the mean stupid-headed puppet, and I'm gonna go after Trixie, cause she's gonna be helpless and weak! (Normal voice) Well, I AM ONTO LIKE RICE ON CHINESE FOOD!?"
 * Fake Twilight: "NO! THAT IMPOSSABLE?! THE STRONGEST OF YOU WERE TAKEN DOWN?! HOW COULD THE WEAKEST BE SO, REISIENT?!"
 * Trixie: "Wanna know why?"
 * Suddenly, Latifier comedicly slipped right in the kitchen, and crashed into pans!
 * Latifier: "Owch."
 * Trixie: "BECAUSE THE REAL VERSON OF THAT IDIOT ALREADY BEATEN YOU TOO IT?! Trixie may seem cynical, and un-enlighten, but she's NO fool! I already learned my lesson thanks to the REAL Latifier already tricking me once into betraying my firends to being someone I'm clearly not! And you know the saying?! (Cause of Trixie being onto The Puppet's tricks, she regains her horn and powers) Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, YOU WON'T GET TO LIVE TO SEE TWRICE?!"
 * Trixie powers up an engry ball!
 * Trixie: "TIME TO BE GONE, IMPOSTER?!"
 * Fake Twilight made a horrorfived expression, as a faded in face of The Puppet was shown as well!
 * Latifier was shocked as well!
 * Trixie: "KA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight: "WAIT! MISS TRIXIE, LET ME REASON WITH YOU! YOUR CLEARLY MORE SUPERIOR THEN I SUSPECTED!?"
 * Trixie: "KA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight: "No, no, no, NO! Let's be reasonable now! I'll share the power with you 50/50!"
 * Trixie: "HA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight freaks out and makes a run for it!
 * Trixie: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Trixie fired the magic ball that blasted away Fake Twilight!? Leaving Latifier shocked.
 * All was left with a destroyed kitchen.
 * Trixie: "And, you, Latty. Trixie wants to have her fun with you!"
 * Latifier: "Wait, wait wait! I changed my mind! I won't bother you again, honest?!"
 * Trixie: "That's the problem! Your not the real Latifier. Your a magic created clone made by the puppet to try and scare me into become weak-minded and become his puppet! I already learned my lesson, thanks to the real idiot that is Latifier, so any attempt is fruitless?! Now, it's time for Trixie to do to you what I wish I can do to the REAL Latifier?!"
 * Trixie made a dark grin as she approuches a scared (Fake) Latifier!
 * Latifier: "No.... No! No!! NOOOOOOO-" (Trixie disintegrates the fake Latifier into dust)
 * Trixie: Alright, Poop-eteer! You've just crossed the line! I'm gonna see to it that my teammates are freed from your tricks, and--(Gilda suddenly pounces on her) WHA--?!? (She sees that Gilda is softly sobbing and still corrupt after what she just saw)
 * Gilda: TRIXIE!! You're the only person I can trust in this time of crisis! (Sobs) Ignitus is dead! Cynder's mentally scarred, Maleficent is dead, and so is Lord Cobra and Darkness Qui! And...(Sobs) What's worse is that I can't do anything about it. I want to help Cynder, but I know the Lodgers won't forgive her. They deceived her, and we were the only ones who didn't know about it...(Sobs)...I have to kill them for ruining her life!
 * Trixie: KILL THEM?!? GILDA, HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?!?
 * Gilda: No! You don't understand either!
 * Trixie: Gilda, listen to me! You can't kill the Lodgers! Ignitus and the others aren't dead!
 * Gilda: You're just trying to get to me. (Sobs) I'll have to kill you, too! (Tries to claw her throat, but Trixie manages to use her magic to push Gilda off of her, and pin her to the floor)
 * Trixie: Gilda! This isn't you! You're NOT a murderer!
 * Gilda: And how would you know THAT? (Sobs)
 * Trixie: Because! (Tries using a memory spell on Gilda, but her energy has been drained by all the magic she used, especially that Kamehameha earlier)...My magic!...I've drained it!
 * Gilda: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! (Cries loudly) PLEASE HELP!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED!!!
 * Trixie: What do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!?...(Suddenly gets an idea) Gilda! Remember Rainbow Dash?
 * Gilda: Yeah! Why are you bringing it up, traitor?
 * Trixie: Don't you remember all the good times you've had with her?...And with us?
 * Gilda: YOU BETRAYED CYNDER!!! YOU SHOULD DIE!!! LET ME GO!!!
 * Trixie: Gilda, listen! Remember Penelope? Or, Magnum the Great? From the Alternate UUniverses? Remember what she told you when you first met her?
 * Gilda: "Penlope? But, Tacor's here and alive, so is that Sargent goon of Xerxes, and Gaz-zon's pet spino Tony, and that crazy ox i helped bused once!"
 * Trixie: "They're not real, Gilda! They're magic clone "Puppets" made by the devious puppet to try and make idiotic monkies out of us! Gilda, everything you saw and heard was lies created by that Puppet to try and get to us! I'm the real Trixie, cause one, if i was a puppet, i would be saying things that monster would want me to say and NOT what he doesn't! Tacor, Sargent Crush, Tony, and that freaky brutish ox are not real, or actsellly here! They're made-up clones made to scare us! Why, he tried to get to me using a clone of Latifier and Miss Sparkle, but i had easily congured them because the real Latifier already did, and i learned a lesson from it! Please cross-breed! Don't let that puppet become YOUR Latifer! Don't let HIM turn you into, as you would say... A flip-Flop. Remember what Penelope said."
 * Gilda: But I--
 * Trixie: Gilda! Please...trust me on this!
 * Gilda:...(Thinks back to the past)
 * Penelope: Nobody in these UUniverses deserves to die for what they did wrong. Anger is just as bad as the billions of villains that are terrorizing our worlds. If you continue on it...you might very well become a villain yourself.
 * Gilda:...(Suddenly gets visions of her past life. She sees Rainbow Dash and Gilda together, she sees the time where she helps the Shell Lodge and joins them, she sees Icky and Gilda hugging and laughing, and she sees everything positive that she had experienced)...(She gets her color back, and she turns back to normal, even gaining her wings back)...Uhhgh...Trixie?
 * Trixie: GILDA! YOU'RE BACK! (Hugs Gilda)
 * Gilda: Okay, what the hell happened?
 * Trixie: No time to explain. We have to save Cynder and Riku!
 * Gilda: Right behind you! (They head off)
 * Cynder had already killed her other personal rivals. Skabb and his weird parrot things, the Queen of Hearts, and Dread. Gaul was litterally left, injured and barely breathing.
 * Gaul: "NO! Please Cynder! I am practicly the closest to a parent you had, next to Lord Cobra and the peacock. I am sorry if his plan ended up a less benifictal benifit then originally planed. Please, I, I was only being a good king and trying to help benifit my followers by giving them a wide-spread land, to build a civilisation, and, Malefor, offered his assitence. I didn't had any other option! I'm, sorry you were treated rough, but, It was so you could be.... The perfect, warrior."
 * Cynder: "Guess what? You succeeded."
 * Gaul: "(Cynder was prepared to kill off Gaul), no, no NOO-"
 * Cynder enters her avatar state and blasts Gaul with the same dark magic Spyro used to defeat him and turns the puppet version of the ape king to stone and is shattered into a million peaces.
 * Avatar Cynder: "...... Now...... I'm no better then ANY of them..... (Drops to the floor) And, I'll never, ever be forgiven."
 * It didnt take Gilda and Trixie long to finally find Cynder now reverted back to her normal self and sobbing on the floor in remorse.
 * Cynder: "Father Cobra, forgive me... I know you were evil, but, you deserved better. You deserved the chance to regain your good nature. And Qui..... I feel espeically bad for you cause.... I can't help help but feel, there was something more to you then even my darkest fears wanted me to believe... And Dread, you were like this because of me........ I even brought death to those i have no feelings for.... I EVEN FEEL BAD FOR A RETARDED PIRATE CAPTAIN AND A APE MONSTER?! I even feel bad for that tyrantical fat idiot?! I'm no better then any of them!"
 * Gilda: CYNDER!!! (She and Trixie arrive)
 * Cynder: (Sobbing) What do you two want?
 * Trixie: This! (Her magic finally rejuvenates, and she uses the memory spell on her, bringing her back to normal, and getting her wings and powers back)
 * Cynder:...Uhhhgh...what happened to me?
 * Trixie: You were tricked into thinking that Ignitus tried to kill you a long time ago.
 * Cynder:...(Sighs) I can't believe I fell for that! After I warned ALL of us to not fall for the Puppet's tricks.
 * Gilda: Well, at least we saved you. Trixie and I were afraid you would've commited suicide, and we CANNOT allow that in a bedtime story.... Pardon my weirdly placed post modernisum.
 * Cynder: "..... I... I am actselly glad that, the villains i killed, were not real, and Ignitus wasn't really trying to kill me.... But... What would he think if I ever told him this? What if everyone becomes afraid of me that, the monster inside did such, horrorable things to, magic generated clones?"
 * Gilda: Well, it's best if you keep it to yourself. What they don't know can't hurt them.
 * Cynder: Thank you, girls! (They all hug)...C'mon, let's find Riku! (They head out)
 * Devious Puppet: WHAT?!? NOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Laughs) Looks like they're giving you the slip, Puppet-Queer! Like I said, Iron Clad will!
 * Merlin laughed in joy!
 * Merlin: "I KNEW THAT GIRL WAS PAYING ATTENTION!"
 * Icky: "Wow, did you get screwed in the you know what!"
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) You think they can stop me THAT easily? I'm gonna make sure they don't get to Riku! Already, Riku is a complete mess! He is fighting against My Fake Fake Ansem, and he has absolutely NO chance in winning?! Also, Gilda didn't got rid of her fake rivals. I estamate they'll be a big problem soon enough.
 * Riku and Fake Ansem were having a keyblade fight, while Emperor Fang was hiding in the shadows!
 * Fake Ansem: "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IMPERTENENCE?!"
 * Fang: "You tell them, master!?"
 * Fake Ansem and Riku fought hard!
 * Fake Ansem: "I may had not gotten you to kill Mang, but I did AT LEAST tricked your dear sister to do it for me!"
 * Riku: "Cynder?"
 * Fake Ansem: "It was easy! She was already weaked tricked to believed Ignitus triked to kill her. Ignitus, Mang, even that twit Darkness Qui, and those weak-hearted others, murdered in a beastly fray of monsterious fury?! So, your mission to protact that useless idiot was all for not! Perhaps it's time to Cynder to take back the reigns once again!"
 * Riku: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER?! HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!"
 * Fake Ansem blasted Riku into a wall thanks to cheating by surprise shadow ball!
 * Fang was cheering!
 * Riku was weakened.
 * Cynder seeing enough goes in her avatar state and stood between Riku and Fake Ansem while Trixie and Gilda root her on.
 * Fake Ansem: "Ahh.... Here's Mang's murderor. Have you come to help us destroy this fool?"
 * Avatar Cynder: "Forgot it, puppet, I know your not even the real fake of the Real Ansem. My friends helped me with that."
 * Fake Ansem laughed.
 * Fake Ansem: "So, the charade's over then? Well, I hope you won't expect your friends to help you out THIS TIME?!"
 * Suddenly, bursting through the wall, Was Tony, Tacor, Oxanator, and Sargent Crush.
 * Crush: "THERE YOU ARE, ALIEN?! TIME FOR YOU AND THE HORESY TO DIE?!"
 * Tony roared!
 * Gilda: "Don't worry about us Cynder. (cracks her knuckles) We got these fakers?!"
 * Fake Ansem: "No matter what you do, Cynder. You will serve our master Massachio, one way, or the other! I will make sure, even if it means my end, Riku becomes another puppet of the darkness. We, as you guessed, are only magical clones. We were never alive to begin with, nor are we or were we the real ones. Our master can always make more, as many as he can, to make sure your free will crumbles by his might. Nothing will stop him turning the entire united universe, both good AND evil, into his personal puppets. Your spirit, will break."
 * Cynder: We'll see, you clone fool! (Blasts at him with her magical powers, and Fake Ansem disintegrates)
 * Tony: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! (Smacks Cynder to the wall, as the debris crumbles on top of her.
 * Gilda: (Roars at Tony, and Tony roars at her loudly) WHOA!!!
 * Trixie: Suffer the wrath of the Great and Powerful TRIXIE--(Tacor smacks her to a wall)...Ow!
 * Gilda: ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!--(Sgt. Crush holds her in blade point)...Poop!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) You see? They're losing! What are you sodders gonna do no--(Sees that the Lodgers are free thanks to Sparx)
 * Sparx: Sorry, Puppet-Boy, but while you were distracted, Spyro got me back to normal thanks to showing me that deep down, he wouldn't live without me. He said the right words to snap me out of my corruption, and it worked. So YOU'RE the one who's losing!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs and he lifts himself from the room by magical strings, and magically disappears, still laughing that creepy laugh)
 * Kairi: The others need our help! Especially Riku!
 * Skipper: Let's roll, men! (The Lodgers dart out the door)
 * Avatar Cynder breaks free of the debree!
 * Avatar Cynder: "Ok Tony, time to become the first dinosaur to go extint, twice?!"
 * Avatar Cynder roars, getting Tony's attention, forcing him to follow after her!
 * Sgt Crush: "I could care less for the dragon! IT'S YOUR DEATH I DESIRE?!"
 * Tacor and Oxanator approuch Trixie, who was slowly getting up.
 * Tacor: "You will serve the puppet, horse meat."
 * Oxanator: "But not before we screw you up first."
 * Trixie: "I think you'll find I can handle myself, you brutes!"
 * Riku slowly gets up. He saw how Fake Ansem was defeated. He heard what Fake Ansem said.
 * Riku: "None of this is real?"
 * Riku smiled. This means that, it was all an attempt by the Puppet to break his will, and thanks to Cynder, Trixie, and Gilda, he was free from it.
 * Suddenly, Riku felt a bite!
 * It was Emperor Fang! He bitten him!
 * Riku suddenly becomes weaker from poison!
 * Fang laughs evily!
 * Fang: "The puppet gave me an additional feature, unlike real Fang, i have venom! And only my survival will ensure yours! If i die, the poison will kill you quickly! If anything happens to me, we will share the fate, intervinely.... (Chuckles like Ruber)."
 * Riku was too weak to grab Fang and defeat him.
 * Riku: "Hurry Sister.... Please?"
 * Fang laughs maniacly!
 * Tony was still chasing Avatar Cynder, until she was cornered by the beast.
 * Tony growled maliceiously.
 * Avatar Cynder: "I am not afraid of you beast, cause I know your not the real Tony. Do your worse."
 * Tony was about to deliver his attack to Cynder, until...
 * Gilda wacked Tony in the face, sending him flying to the wall and killing him.
 * Gilda: How'd you like me now, a-hole?
 * Avatar Cynder: "Gilda, but, When i was flying, I saw you in the grip of Sgt. Crush! How did you escape?"
 * Gilda: "I think you might be pleasently surprised."
 * Avatar Cynder was leading Tony away!
 * Sgt Crush: "I could care less for the dragon! IT'S YOUR DEATH I DESIRE?!"
 * Tacor and Oxanator approuch Trixie, who was slowly getting up.
 * Tacor: "You will serve the puppet, horse meat."
 * Oxanator: "But not before we screw you up first."
 * Trixie: "I think you'll find I can handle myself, you brutes!"
 * Riku slowly gets up. He saw how Fake Ansem was defeated. He heard what Fake Ansem said.
 * Riku: "None of this is real?"
 * Riku smiled. This means that, it was all an attempt by the Puppet to break his will, and thanks to Cynder, Trixie, and Gilda, he was free from it.
 * Suddenly, Riku felt a bite!
 * It was Emperor Fang! He bitten him!
 * Gilda sees this!
 * Gilda: "RIKU?!"
 * She over hears Fang's plans for him about if he dies, Riku dies. The Emperor Fang started laugh maniacly as he kidnaps the poisoned Riku in a shadow of magic, possability in another part of the castle, possability the throne room since Fang was once an Emperor.
 * Sgt. Crush: "Well, He has the right idea. (Chuckles), and now, your demise."
 * ???: "YO JACKASS?!"
 * Sgt. Crush sees Icky and Iago.
 * Icky: "Hands off my girl!"
 * Iago: "Mess with these birds, huh?"
 * Sgt. Crush: "Oh yeah? Hahahahaha! What happens if I don't?"
 * Icky: "Oh I don't know, why don't ya asked the Big Wolf with the Hammer!"
 * Sgt. Crush: "What?" (Boss Wolf smacks him with the hammer, and Sgt. Crush dies and disintegrates)
 * Boss Wolf: Chew on THAT, tubby!
 * Gilda: "That guy wasn't fat."
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh, sorry, it's kinda my catchphrase."
 * Gilda: "Well, anyway, I'm glad you guys are ok!"
 * Gilda then sets out to find Fang, end his life and avenge Riku!
 * Trixie holds off Oxanator and Tacor as they attack her magic shield!
 * Tacor: "YOUR TRICKS CAN'T PROTACT YOU FOREVER?!"
 * Oxanator: "OXANATOR SMASH?!"
 * ???: "HEY!?"
 * Oxanator and Tacor see Fidget.
 * Fidget: "LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE?!"
 * Oxanator and Tacor laughed!
 * Tacor: "Or what, you little rat with wings?"
 * Fidget: "I have friends: Kung Fu Master friends!"
 * Po: (As he and his friends appear from out of now) Skadoosh!
 * Tacor: How did you escape our master's lair?!
 * Po: "Karma smiled our way, evil doers! But enough talk, LET'S FIGHT!"
 * Oxanator: "THEN GET READY TO EAT MY FIST?!"
 * Oxanator was about to punch po hard!
 * Po: KUNG PHOOEY!!! (Tripped Oxanator down, and smacked him in the stomach)
 * Oxanator: OOOOHHHH!!! OKAY, I GIVE UP!!!
 * Icky: HAH! Pussy! (Oxanator disappeared)
 * Tacor: "Accursed fools! I shall-"
 * Viper knocks Tacor out in one smack, finishing off the Tacor allusion.
 * Viper: "Dispicable leopard."
 * Gilda: "But we still need to stop Fang!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "I agree, but I have an idea to break the Imposter Fang's grip.
 * Fang has himself trapped at a dead end as an infuriated Gilda appears.
 * Fang: "Back my dear! If i die, HE dies!"
 * A sicken Riku is near him.
 * Fang: "And besides, My collages will finish up your friends soon enough. My master will enlsave you, one way or another. His surviveal depends on MY continuing Existence. Your helpless my dear."
 * Gilda: "Your still going down, one way or another!"
 * Fang: "Simple child. He is now, and will always be in my procession. Fake Ansem in his final hours has sevrely weakened him, and my poison keeps him weak, and my death, triggers his! My master will soon have him as a puppet soon enough, then, you weaknlings will be next. Your destenies are ineditable."
 * Kairi: You really think so, Fang? (Appears with her keyblade, and stabs Riku with his heart, and the Keyblade, instead of killing him, heals Riku from the venom, eliminate the venom, and in a chain reaction, causes Fang to begin dying)
 * Fang: Oh, mouse poopie! So close, but no cigar..... (Disintegrates entirely)
 * Riku:...Uhhgh...what happened?
 * Kairi: (Hugs him, and he hugs back) Everything's fine now, Riku. I'm so sorry the Puppet had to show you those awful things about me. You know deep down I would NEVER deceive you like that. You're my friend.
 * Riku: Thank you, Kairi. Thank you.
 * Skipper: Monster trucks, men. Monster trucks.
 * ???: NO!!! (Suddenly Devious Puppet arrives dangling on magic strings with the Strings of Chaos)
 * Devious Puppet: You may've defeated my clones, but you haven't stopped me! (Uses the Strings of Chaos to take control of the group)
 * Private: NOO!!!
 * Spyro: Well, let's face it, we HAD to get through this because I think it's time we focused our attention on the Mane 6. We still need to have a stor and it would be over too soon if it was THAT easy!
 * Sparx: He's got a point. It sucks we're hanged again, but at least the calvery will arrive soon enough! And what about Spike? What is he, chopped liver?
 * (Spike): "Twilight told me it was too dangerious, so, I'm out of the story now."
 * Sparx: "Oh...... Well, that's what happens to Tman takes too long on his fanfics i guess. A planned character ends up neglected and a cheap exquse has to justify why he isn't actselly here. Thanks for letting Scroopfan and MSM alone with the episode you and Scroop were intended to do togather, Tman! I hope making Taiku a damn celebery was worth it! Even though by this time since it was BEFORE any of that, what I am saying makes no sense."
 * Devious Puppet: "HA?! I'LL BE READY WITH MY PLANS BY THEN?!"
 * Suddenly, he was secretly watched by the Crusaders, as he vanished back into his high tower room.
 * Applebloom: "Looks like it's up to us girls."
 * Mare-Zan: "Castle not too far. Just be careful. Mean Pony has pet TImber Wolfs protroling the area near castle."
 * Rarity: "Oh wonderful, AS IF we haven't had to put up with those wood abominations already, never mind the Wooden Abomination in dangerious control of Discord's personal items."
 * Mare-Zan: "Me fight Timber Wolfs alot. Timber Wolfs hate fire."
 * Twilight: "Well, approbeate considering they're magical wood monsters."
 * A snake-like creature was watching. It briefly reveils itself to be Vine-like.
 * few more snake-like creatures appear behind it.
 * A vine grabs Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: "AHH!"
 * The vine reveils to be attach to a vine-like anaconda-like snake monster!
 * Everyone sees the creature and gasped!
 * Mare-Zan: "VINE-CONDAS?!"
 * Applejack: But I thought they were just an old pony legend!
 * Rarity: "Applejack, we had previously established that theres a mating season deadicated to these creatures. Any crediability of being a myth was already out the window!"
 * Applejack: "....... Oh.... Then why did Tarnation did Tman made me say that.... If ya, pardon mah post-modern-isum."
 * Twilight: Girls, let's just stop talking, and start fighting. (The Vine-Condas atrike, and Rainbow Dash grabs them, and grapples them into a tree branch, and they spin around the branch, and get tied up)
 * Rainbow Dash: Does anyone else wanna get some--(Rainbow Dash suddenly gets tied up by the Vine-Condas) HEY! (Bites the vine, and the Vine-Condas screeches in pain)
 * Applejack: Buzz off, you plant-snake varmits! (A Vine-Conda strikes, but then AJ stomps on the vine, and the Vine-Conda screeched in pain) (AJ does the same thing with her other front leg, and does it with her other limbs until they overwhelm her) WHOA! (Rainbow Dash punches all the Vine-Condas, and they let go of AJ) Thanks, RD!
 * Rainbow Dash: Glad to oblige.
 * Fluttershy: (Vine-Condas tie her up, and the tip of their tails actually open up like a flower, and show a built-in poison stinger)...(Uses The Stare, and the Vince-Condas panic and let her go)...LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, YOU BIG BULLIES! (The Vine-Condas disappear except for a few)
 * Twilight: Fluttershy, I don't think that'll work for most of them. Some tend to be vicious and show no sense of fear.
 * Mare-Zan: (Uses her skills to swing across the trees and fight off the Vine-Condas with her dagger, shrieking and hissing like them)
 * Twilight: (Attacks every vine that attacks her until they tie her up good) URRGH! (They prepare to sting her) Uhh, somebody help me! IT'S GONNA POISON ME!!!
 * Mare-Zan: (Rips the poison stinger off of the tail as the Vine-Conda shrieks in pain, and lets Twilight go)
 * Twilight:...Wow, Mare-Zan, that was a bit brutal, wasn't it?
 * Mare-Zan: Don't worry. Me do no real harm. Vine-Conda stingers grow back in half hour.
 * Twilight: Wow.
 * Rarity: GET BACK, YOU DIRTY GREEN PARASITES! (Smacks away Vine-Conda tails) I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO HARM YOU!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare again, and the Vine-Condas are a tiny bit terrified) LEAVE THEM ALONE, I SAID! (Only one Vine-Conda retreats, leaving just the Alpha Male)
 * Mare-Zan: That Alpha Male Vine-Conda. Show no fear or decency whatsoever. Too mean, too ruthless, too hard to convince. (The Alpha Male hissed and displayed his more bizarre stinger) It's stinger even scares off toughest of predators. One sting from Alpha Male can come quick.
 * Rarity: Yikes...uh...(Gulps) I am NOT gonna go near THAT beast.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me neither, that thing looks like it'll squeeze my head off like a bottle cork!
 * Twilight: "Someone please tell me this thing's afraid of fire too, right? Ya know cause fires destroys plants in wildfires?"
 * Mare-Zan: Yeah, it might. (Scrapes up a torch and swings it across the Alpha) Get back! BACK! (The Alpha hisses at her, and tries attacking her with his stinger, but then Mare-Zan burns the stinger clean off and the Alpha screeches in pain)
 * Fluttershy: (Uses The Stare on the Alpha, and it actually scares it after all the pain the fire caused on his tail) We'll do far worse than THAT if you don't leave us alone, and think about what you've done! GO! (The Alpha nods a yes, and it leaves)
 * Mare-Zan: Wow, yellow pony good at scaring animals.
 * Fluttershy: It's what I do. Keep animals in control.
 * Rainbow Dash: Way to go, Fluttershy!
 * Mare-Zan: Come, we almost there. (She jumps into the trees, and swings across them)
 * Twilight: C'mon, girls! (They follow her, and after a while of running, they find the Castle)
 * Mare-Zan: We're here.
 * Rarity: (Gasps) LOOK OUT! (The ponies hide when a Timber Wolf arrives)
 * Mare-Zan: We can't stay hidden all day. Timber Wolves have excellent smell. They track us down quick if we don't move. (Smells their breath) And me never get tired of their breath.
 * Applejack: Alright, let's do it, then.
 * Mare-Zan: But be careful. Timber Wolves tend to be killers when they on guard. Best thing to do is use fire. When Timber Wolves fall apart, they come back together in less than minute.
 * Applejack: Oh, THAT I know.
 * Twilight: Well, I do know a spell that can set something ablaze, but it's too strict, even for me or the Princess.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, then use it!
 * Twilight: Well, the thing is, I haven't gotten the hang of it yet. I'm still practicing.
 * Pinkie: Maybe it needs a lil' rub in the belly. That's how I handle wolves or canines. They absolutely LOVE it. (Everyone stares at her)...What?
 * Rarity: Pinkie, dear, these are GUARD dogs.
 * Applejack: Yeah. They ain't like Wanona at all. All that they know is to do their job and do it without distraction.
 * Rarity: So, Twilight? Do you think you can try that little fire spell again?
 * Twilight: Well, I can try.
 * Mare-Zan: The Timber Wolf is hot on our trail. (The Timber Wolf is heading to their location)
 * Twilight: I got this! (Magically teleports them to another location)...(The Timber Wolf sniffs the area, and because they teleported, the smell ends)...Whew! That was close.
 * Mare-Zan: Barely. But he not the only one. (They see multiple other Timber Wolves scouting the area)
 * Rarity: My stars! That's a lot of Timber Wolves. (Smells their breath) UGGH, and their breath smells like rotting flesh!
 * Applejack: Well, they eat meat, don't they? They are based on real wolfs though.
 * Twilight: "You know, I really must study the bizzare anatamy of the Timber Wolf, like how dispite being made of wood is able to to funtion like a living creature."
 * Fluttershy: What'll we do? They'll all smell us any moment.
 * Mare-Zan: "We could always hide smells with mud."
 * Rarity: "You honestly think a mud bath can help us AT this time?"
 * Applejack: What's the matter, Rare-rare? Afraid of a little mud?
 * Rarity: There is NO way I'm going into some filthy mud. Gross!
 * Twilight: "But isn't bud baths a form of spa treatment?"
 * Rarity: "THAT's pearipudic mud! The mud we're talkinng about is, wild mud! It tends to be less, sanitary!"
 * Mare-Zan: Well, there's another way to lose scent. Get into water. That what I do when mud isn't option.
 * Rarity: NO! I hate getting wet!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's either disguise yourself with nature, or get torn apart by a Timber Wolf.
 * Rarity: Alright, let's get into water. I don't like to get dirty once in a while, but water seems to be a cleaner alternative.
 * Fluttershy: But where are we gonna find--
 * Pinkie: Guys, look over there! (She has spotted a pond 5 ft away from their location)
 * Mare-Zan: Good eyes, pink one.
 * Twilight: (The Timber Wolves are tracking them down and heading closer) Girls, they're getting closer.
 * Mare-Zan: Everypony move, now! (The ponies retreat to the pond, and submerge) (The Timber Wolves arrive, and sniff around the area)...
 * Fluttershy: (She and the Mane 6 are in their merpony forms and Mare-Zan is stunned)...(The Timber Wolves leave, and the ponies surface, and Mare-Zan gasps for air)
 * Applejack: Thank Celestia they're gone!
 * Mare-Zan: You merponies?
 * Twilight: It's a long story.
 * Rarity: (Whines) I can't believe this! Now I'm all WEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEET!!!
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, stop whining. You be fine.
 * Rarity: Well, it's easy for YOU to say. You've probably done this all the time, and you always seem to get covered with all the bacteria that lays in that water. NAS-TEA!!
 * Applejack: What a whiner.
 * The mares swim there was torwords the castle grounds.
 * Hobgoblin tribesmen, and Poucher Griffins and Poucher Orcs are seen moving around caged Golden Gorillas. This must mean these are the "Gold-Rillas".
 * The same Brutish Unicorn Thugs, who are identical twins, except for ther eyes, the right and left have spot around their eye, one has right, other has left. They're refered to as the Spot Twins.
 * Spot Twin 1: "Put your backs into it, you Mythos slime!"
 * Spot Twin 2: "Haha, Good one Brute Force."
 * Brute Force: "Thanks Brawn."
 * The same Goblin and Minotaur are seen at the front gate.
 * Goblin: "Look at all this Progress, Bufo. These golden apes are gonna make us filthy stinking rich! We should've joined the Planet Mythos Black Market ages ago!"
 * Bufo the Minostaur: "Uh, yeah Gabby! Hehehehehe, the boss is gonna like us.... Uh, where is the boss?"
 * Gabby The Goblin: "Oh, he's having his, family reunion Bufo. He asked personally, not to be disterbed."
 * Gabby chuckled wickedly.
 * Pipe Orgin was play as Fancy and Fleur were coming through, as they see a figure.
 * Fancy: "Who are you?"
 * As the organ playing was about to climax, he reveiled himself to Black Tie.
 * Fancy: "(Gasp), Brother?"
 * Black Tie: "Ahh.... You remembered."
 * Fancy: "It's, surprise to see you involved with the Mythos black market, and, that your good at playing the organ!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, it's just a small piece, it's but an opbra (holds notes on the oragn, causing the old castle to shake abit), to bring the house, down. (Chuckles evily)."
 * Fancy: "Brother, why are you hurting these defenceless creatures?"
 * Black Tie: "DEFENCELESS?!"
 * Black Tie bangs on the organ, making an even louder noise, causing more rocks to fall!
 * Black Tie: "They're monsters of everfree, you twit?! Nothing here, is harmless! (Regains his composure.) In fact, your in much more danger in here then out there, I assure you."
 * Fancy: "Everyone's gonna become concern we're gone for some reason, and youll be even more trouble when you tried to hurt Miss Rarity and Ponyville!"
 * Black Tie bangs the organ, causing the castle to shake and drop rocks again!
 * Black Tie: "Fancy Pantsy, I assure you, Generosity is HIGHLY over-rated. I used to be the most richest member of our socity, I had a job at the bank, I had the favor of many Goverment officals, I was the benifitsiairy for the rich, and their best firend, and then that certain PEASENT GIRL RUINED IT FOR ME?!"
 * Fluer: "You brought apawn yourself, Tie. If you just learn how to love, none of this would've happened."
 * Black Tie: "You know what Fluer? (Begins to play organ), I tried to love someone once. But it ended up in sorrow. So how did i avoid becoming a weakling, a hopeless presuer of love? Simple.... I given up faith in it."
 * Fancy: "..... Did you even make a point there when you sang a disney song?"
 * Black Tie: "Perhaps it's better, I explain my sad tale... Of when, I was in love, with a poor, peasent mare named, Belle Hope, and how I originally wanted to help her out of her finanal trouble and the sickness that plaged her family."
 * Fancy: (Sighs) Yes, I've heard of it before.
 * Black Tie: LET ME EXPLAIN!!!
 * (Black Tie): Me and Belle enjoyed our own time together, and we even vowed to keep our relationship a secret from Canterlot. Everything in my life was wonderful. But then, I was devastated to discover that Belle's family was suffering a mortgage crisis. I wanted to help, and I promised Belle I would get the money to save her. But sadly...
 * Black Tie: WHAT THE HELL?!? (Finds a parking ticket on his wagon, and he reads it) 1000 BITS?!? NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * (Black Tie): I got a ticket for parking my wagon in a handicap zone. I was forced to pay ALL the bits I've been saving for Belle to the STUPID AND HEARTLESS PONYVILLE GOVERNMENT, and at the same time, Belle dumped me.
 * Belle: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I TRUSTED YOU WITH A SIMPLE TASK, AND YOU RUINED ME!
 * Black Tie: Belle, please, I'm sorry! I had no choice!
 * Belle: Yeah, you think you can just park in a no parking zone just because you're of Canterlot blood? You're SO full of yourself!
 * Black Tie: Belle, please--
 * Belle: Don't ever speak to me again. You know what, we're through! (Leaves)
 * Black Tie:...(Left in sadness, and lies down crying)
 * (Black Tie): Not only did I lose Belle then, but she lost her home, and her family died of spending their lives in the cold world and of pony flu. Belle was so hearbroken, she left to live in Manehatten, away from me...
 * Black Tie: And so, I swore to tear down Ponyville for ruining Belle's life AND mine.
 * Fancy: ".... My, goodness. Is, that why you wanted to tear down Ponyville? It wasn't, for greed, class seperation, perfection, and abuse of power?"
 * Black Tie: "Oh don't get me wrong, Greed, Desires for a time of Seperated Classes to raise again, The wanting of Perfection, and to raise further into power became included agendas. But was also because my beautiful Belle abandoned me for a mistake of the monkey that is Mayor Mare, and her STUPID IDEA TO GIVE HANDICAP WEAKLINGS A PRIVATE SPOT?! They didn't even HAVE that many handicap ponies, they were a surprisingly realitively healthy neighberhood! WHY IN THE FIRES OF TARTARUS DO THEY HAVE A RESERVED PARKING SPOT FOR THE DISABLED WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY?!"
 * Fancy: "Actselly, there are disabled Ponies in Ponyville. Ever heard of "The Ponyville Hooves to Independence" factsility? It helps pony of all kind of disabilites."
 * Black Tie: "WHATEVER?!"
 * Fancy: "Brother, please, I'm sorry of this Mare was upset cause of a bad inconvinence. I am very good friends with her Cousin Chelle Hope who is a popular pop singer in Manehatten. I can get her to convince Belle it wasn't your fault... Completely. I mean yes, you did illegally park in a handicap space, but you didn't realise that cause you just wanted Belle. You were a victim of bad luck Brother, and your allowing it to make it worse. Please listen to-"
 * Black Tie: "SILENCE?! I am tired of you! Soon enough, the Mythos Black Market ship is coming to pick up the Gold-Rillas, where they'll be stripped of their organ cristals, and generally, their golden skin and fur. I am making a fortune here! I don't know why you and other tree huggers were protacting these beasts when you can become richer then the princesses themselfs! We are talking about a gold mine that walks and eats bananas! Why obscured them from the pickings?!"
 * Fancy: Because they're an endangered species! Ponies poach and cage these things for their gold and valuables all the time, and their population is decreasing because of it. Do you actually think taking your problems out on Rarity AND these harmless creatures is necessary?
 * Black Tie: I just want to make Ponyville pay for their sins! I'm not only doing this for riches, but for making Ponyville look bad by framing them for the smuggle and force Equestrians to tear down the place. And this time, nothing is stopping me. And just in case you two get any ideas... (Claps hooves)
 * Fleur: (Two Timber Wolves arrive and growl at them) WHOA!
 * Black Tie: Make sure they're locked up good in this old castle's dunguin. (The Timber Wolves escort the ponies away)
 * Twilght: (Still wet like the others, but have hind legs after being on land. She twists her hair and squeezes the water out) Well, I have to admit, we do need some refreshment every once in a while. But at least we lost our scent.
 * Applejack: (Her wet hair covers her face, and she shakes, drying it off, getting water all over the place) Whoo-ee!
 * Rarity: Could you at least watch where you shake the water off of you. I've got enough gross water on me as it is.
 * Mare-Zan: Relax. There no bacteria in water. Just tiny phytoplankton.
 * Rarity: PHYTOPLANKTON?!? EWWW!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: How did you know about phytoplankton?
 * Mare-Zan: You learn things from Zecora once in while.
 * Pinkie: Question, Mare-Zan? Have YOU ever been infected with poison joke like we were?
 * Mare-Zan: A few times. Me get puffy animal fur once, and me also get scales and feathers. But over time, me build up immunity to poison joke.
 * Rarity: Good. I hear they once used the poison as a prank substance, but was illegalized after fillies used it for negative reasons.
 * Applejack: Yeah, Applebloom surely knows that. She would've used it on me or Big Mac.
 * Twilight: Yeah, THAT wouldn't have been pretty.
 * Fluttershy: (Twists the water out of her hair, and her tail) I sure hope Discord's okay.
 * Applejack: I'm sure he's fine, sugar-pie.
 * Twilight: But those Lodgers better hurry with his Puppet Strings or he'll transform at any moment.
 * Rarity: You don't need to tell them twice, Twilight. I just hope Fancy and Fleur are ok.
 * Twilight: "Oh don't worry, considering Black Tie may have some feelings for his own brother, or even the possability he does have good inside, chances are he is gonna have a "Keep Hostages alive" policy, so I think they're fine."
 * Rarity: "Well, thank goodness for the Prisoner if caught rule.... But, I'm worried about, what if, I mean?"
 * Applejack: "You mean if that Black Tie varmit wants to ensure to get them off his back without letting them go by... Doing them in?"
 * Rarity gulps.
 * Twilight: "Ok, again, most likely he'll just hold them against their will forever. He hasn't gone into complete monster terratory.... That I'm aware of. I mean, Unless we can understand his reasons, even I'm baffled why a noblemen like Black Tie would even act like this other then cause he's a greedy black-hearted jerk!"
 * Pinkie: "Well maybe he can Fancy and Fleur when we rescue them."
 * Mare-Zan: "Pink Pony mean AFTER we get past mean pouchers near castle?"
 * Fluttershy: "Me-me-mean pouchers?!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Not just Minotaur, Goblin, and two twin Unicorn colts, but also Griffins and Orcs. I once heard words from birds that they're from a world called "Mythos". What Mythos?"
 * Applejack: I dont get it.
 * Fluttershy: "Pred Judu Des told me it's a planet populated mostly of Mythic Creatures. He, expressively dubbed it as "The Horrorable Planet of the Beasties"."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But it's actually a sanctuary for them. It's illegal to go poaching there, and you do NOT wanna know what the penalty is for that."
 * Fluttershy: "Pred told me that too, but he said that there's alot of underground businesses in Mythos not even Tri-corn is aware of."
 * Twilight: "You mean we're not just dealing with any Black market trade, but a Black Market trade from another world?!"
 * Fluttershy: "And not just any Alien Black Market Trade. Pred told me scary stories about the imfamous.... (Gulp), "Mythos Black Market". There an illegal trade selling not just weapons, endangered animals, and banned drugs and sustences, but, there's also rumors that they kidnapped natives of the planets they have a stranglehold on, and don't care if tribal or civilised, they'll sale them as slaves to worlds where slavery isn't yet illegalised."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did Pred told you those stories so you would become a Mythic Beast hater like him?"
 * Fluttershy: Yes. (Sniffs as her eyes begin watering) It was just horrible. I know he means well and just wants me to be careful around suspicious people, but, but, HE DIDN'T HAD TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I deffently tasted an exsample from what the Mythos Black Market was capable from when I was kidnapped by Frances Le Flour! I'm even more scared of the Mythos Black Market now! (Cries)!
 * Twilight comferts Fluttershy to calm down.
 * Twilight: In fact, Celestia and Luna promised that we'd take a trip there someday. Said it was too beautiful to resist.
 * Rarity: "Fluttershy mentioned a "Slave trade"? If so, then I'm afriad I have a good idea how Black Tie may intend of getting rid of Fancy and Fluer without murder or letting them go."
 * Mare-Zan: Then we need to stop smuggling operation before too late.
 * Applejack: "I agree, we got varmits to boot!"
 * The group moves forword.
 * Devious Puppet laughed maniacly as he had the lougers trapped to his wall, all of them this time.
 * Devious Puppet: "I had to admit your friends almost gave me a run for my money! But i knew good ol' fastion last-minute cheating would help me out in the end!"
 * Sparx: "Jerk."
 * Devious Puppet: "But the real credit should go into Discord's choas Stringer Holders, and a speical extra something from the Alicorns."
 * Trixie: "Say what now?"
 * The curaders were seen hiding.
 * Scootaloo: How are we gonna get the louge out of that wall?
 * Applebloom: We can't save them untill that mad, power-crazed puppet varmit leaves.
 * Cynder: "What are you talking about, you clished dark wizard? What do you mean "Something from the Alicorns"?"
 * Devious Puppet: Oh you like that would you, Dark Cynder the former Queen of the All-Mighty Villain Leage.
 * Cynder: "How did you know that?! I been mostly convinced everyone outside of the louge and villain leage that no one knows about my past!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Firstly, thanks to the internet, and your "Legend of Spyro" Video Games, it's basic common knowledge. Secondly, i did my homework on you guys."
 * Sparx: This is what happens when you make a wiki of our past lives and current chronicle adventures up untill now folks.
 * Sir Hiss: "I previously stated on how that was gonna be used against us one of these days."
 * Devious Puppet: You think me doing my homework on you guys is the only thing I've done? I've also discovered your Achilles' heel: the soft, quivering underbelly beneath all that armor that is the full power of all of you together as a team. The spongecake, and that purple joke!
 * Spyro: "Ok, now your just being rude."
 * Devious Puppet: "Yeah, and i have sweet, dangerious powers. The Power, to create! The power, change and rearrange! The power, to destroy!"
 * Icky: "Aw no, he's gonna sing."
 * Sweetie Belle: "That puppet has the hottest voice ever."
 * Scootaloo and Applebloom gave Sweetie blank stares.
 * Sweetie Belle: "What?"
 * Devious Puppet: And I also know a certain alternate universal evil dragon who will deffenitly pay a good price to watch your two leaders kick the bucket once I'm done with them. Extra on a certain moody she-dragon getting tortured to Oblivian!
 * Cynder (quietly): "Qui...."
 * Devious Puppet: "But first, I wanna do something for myself..... Oh, kiddies, (looks at the crusaders' direction), Come on down, (brings out the strings of choas to snag them over to him) Uncle Massachio wants to play!"
 * Lougers: "APPLEBLOOM SCOOTALOO AND SWEETIE BELLE!?"
 * Icky: "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET IN HERE?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Maybe your friends weren't careful to look for stow-aways! Anyway, I also saw you twirps from the time relic, and oh, ho-ho-ho boy, do I know what to give YOU little idiots?!"
 * Devious Puppet raises the enchantments and makes a pool of shadows.
 * The first ones to come out, were magic clones of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon!
 * Diamond and Silver: "BLANK FLANKS?!"
 * Sweetie: "NOT DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON!?"
 * Then, the Cockatrice from the MLPFIM season one "The Stare Master", always raises from the pool, and hisses menacely!
 * Applebloom: "COCKATRICE?!"
 * A horse-like Headless figure rose from the ground!
 * Scootaloo: "THE HEADLESS HORSE?!"
 * ???: "Where's may rusty (a figure raises from the pool) HORSESHOE?!"
 * Scootaloo: "THE OLDEN PONY?!"
 * Another Figure bursted from the pool, and reveiled itself to be Martha, Blot's pirate Harpy crew member!
 * Martha: "Hello, lunchmeats?!"
 * Scootaloo: "THE MEAN PIRATE HARPY?!"
 * The crusaders screamed as loud as they can, and made a run for it, as the clones of the crusaders old foes and worse nightmares persue them!
 * Devious Puppet: "Aw, kids are easy. They'll be too afraid of their own shadow after my clones are done with them!"
 * Then Scootaloo remembered what Luna told her when she was scared.
 * Martha: "TIME TO BE STUFFED INTO ME BELLY, YOU WEAK-MINDED PONY TWITS?!"
 * Scootaloo: I dont think so!
 * Scootaloo stops to face her and her friends much to the shock of her friends!
 * Martha: "(Laughs), oh what's this? Lunch tries to fight back? (Laughs harder), This is gonna be a slam dunk!?"
 * The Cockatrice growls, as it, the Headless Horse, The Olden Pony, and Diamond Tirar and Silver spoon back up Martha!
 * Icky: "ARE YOU CRAZY KID?! EVEN IF THEY'RE CLONES, YOUR NO MACTH FOR TWO BULLYS, A PIRATE HARPY, A CRAZY GRANDMA, A HEADLESS ABOMINATION, AND THE WORLD'S UGILEST CHICKEN?!"
 * Scootaloo: But I'm still not afraid of them!
 * Suddenly the Clones start to desecrate by Scootaloo's bravery and each of the lougers began to get free much to the shock of the Devious Puppet.
 * Devious Puppet: No! This cant be happening, I played all of my cards to capture you all.
 * Scootaloo: Which you wasted your last one on one crusiader who is fearless!
 * Martha: "YOU WON'T BE SO FEARLESS WHEN I SLICE YOU OPEN LKE A STUCK PIG?!"
 * Martha brings out her sword!
 * Martha: "Girls, hold her down!"
 * Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon holds down Scootaloo to a vulerable position, as Martha prepares to make good her threat!
 * Applebloom: "SCOOTALOO?!"
 * The Headless Horse, The Olden Pony, and the Cockatrice surrounded Applebloom and Sweetie Belle!
 * Scootaloo: "Applebloom, Sweetie, You need to face your fears! Remember they're not real! They're nothing but magic, dark, fear-based magic! Fear isn't so very powerful when you face it! Luna told me to face your fears in my dreams once! Trust me on this!"
 * Olden Pony: "WHERE'S MY RUSTY HORSESHOE?!"
 * The Headless Horse made a laugh simular to the Headless Horsemen as it reared up!
 * The Cockatrice began to slowly turn Applebloom and Sweetie into stone!
 * Scootaloo: "GUYS! FACE YOUR FEARS?!"
 * Applebloom: But..
 * Scootaloo: GIVE THEM THE STARE!
 * Applebloom and Sweetie looked at eachother, all the while their flanks have completely turned stone.
 * The Cockarice smiled sinisterly as The Olden Pony and the Headless Horse laughed maniacly!
 * Diamond Tiara: "Looks like it's all over for the "Loser-Mark Crusaders", Blank-a-loo!"
 * Diamond and Silver laughed evily, as Martha was about to finally deliver and death blow!
 * Then Applebloom and Sweetie gave the clone a stare so bravely, it desecrating a screeching Martha, a sceaming olden ponly and Headless Horse, a shocked Diamond and Silver and a now cowering Cockatruce as the stone on the two fillies cracked.
 * Devious Puppet: (Shocked)  No! NO! NOOO!!!
 * The Devious Puppet attempts to to make a fast escape! Those three filies have not only overcomed their fears and nightmares, but they ruined both his plan and chance to take out Spongebob and Spyro for Darkness Qui and the now shocked puppet wizard has to flee while he still can.
 * Suddenly WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon intercepted the Devious Puppet's escape.
 * Devious Puppet: (GASPS)
 * Devious Puppet: "FUDGE?!"
 * Diamond Tiara grabs a good hold of Scootaloo!
 * Diamond Tiara: "MASTER, USE THE BLANK-FLANK AS A PONY SHIELD, IT'LL GET THEM TO BACK OFF!"
 * Devious Puppet magic grabs Scootaloo!
 * Devious Puppet: "BACK OFF, YOU TWITS?! No one moves, or the brat gets it!?"
 * Icky: "Aw come on, just because she ruined your child abuse fun, doesn't mean you can take it out on her!"
 * Devious Puppet: "This brat made me look like an idiot! I have every right to be mad!"
 * Devious Puppet holds Scootaloo over the edge of the tower window!
 * everyone gasps at this!
 * Devious Puppet: "A deal, Misfit loser brains! Let me and the string holders of choas and that alicorn thing walk out of here to the safety of MY REAL fortress, and THIS BRAT WON'T BECOME FLOOR PIZZA?!"
 * Donkey: "I don't know guys, he sounds serious!"
 * Devious Puppet: "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO MAKE YOUR DECIDION?! 10!"
 * Spyro is thinking hard about this.
 * Devious Puppet: "9!"
 * Spyro thinks harder!
 * Devious Puppet: "9 AND A HALF!?"
 * Spyro is conflicted. Let this clearly angerious indevidual go, or, cruely sacrivice an inocent life for the greater good, which in contrast won't make stopping him any worth it, or any better then him.
 * Devious Puppet: "9 AND 3 QUARTERS?!"
 * Spyro started to sweat alittle.
 * Devious Puppet: "8?! 7?! 6?! 5?! 4?! (Prepares to Drop Scootaloo) 3?! 2?! 2 AND A HALF?! 2 AND THREE QUARTERS!? DON'T MAKE ME SAY 1?! I'm warning ya, pipsqueak?!"
 * Spyro sighed in defeat.
 * Spyro quietly said something.
 * Devious Puppet: "Care to repeat that?"
 * Spyro mumbled something.
 * Devious Puppet: "I can't hear you. Speak up for the audience to hear, pipsqueak!?"
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "You win. You earned your freedom unfairly. Just, leave Scootaloo alone, take the Spring Holders of Choas and the Alicorn artifact and go! Stopping you now is not worth a death of the innosent."
 * Devious Puppet: "Aw, now was that so hard? I mean, other then that there's still a powerful mad-puppet on the loose? But your right, this stupid kid who just doomed the world, and possability the entire united universe, who in fact your all gonna hate now, is MUCH more impourent then stopping me become your all suprime unstoppable master!"
 * Devious Pupper tosses her to the floor near Spyro. The Puppet then vanished into magic, and the clones vanished as a result of the Puppet's absence.
 * The last they heard was the Puppet's mocking evil laughter.
 * Spyro was abit mad at Scootaloo for being hostage for the Puppet to use as escape fuel.
 * Spyro: "Scootaloo, you stupid little brat?!"
 * Scootaloo: "But, Mr. Spyro, me and the crusaders just wanted to-"
 * Spyro: "Thanks to you being stupid and obcessed of getting your, BUTT TATTOOS, A dangerious madman escaped with unigmaginably dangerious powers and the United Universe is still in danger! Worse, there's some chance Qui may somehow be connected with this psycopath! I do not understand what Rainbow Dash sees in you, but clearly she's making another blunt-headed, idiotic desidion like when we went after Blot's map! You just like here, a reckless, thrill-seeking moron with the intelligents of the cast of "Jackass"?!"
 * Donkey: "Hey now, whoa whoa whoa, it's not her fault that guy's a cheater!"
 * Spyro: "But it is herself endangering herself AND her friends against a dangerious force! I hope you stayed a blank-flank for the rest of your days, Scoot. You don't deserve a cutiemark for being reckless."
 * Scootaloo started to shed tears.
 * Sweetie Belle: "Scootaloo?"
 * Scootaloo started to cry, and ran away!
 * Applebloom: "SCOOTALOO, WAIT!?"
 * Now the lougers now turn angerly at Spyro.
 * Shifu: Spyro, What have you done?!  I am VERY disppointed in you!
 * Po: Scootaloo had good intentions in helping us!
 * Spyro: "But it ended up letting a dangerious madman loose in an unsuspecting world! It's these kind of mistakes that almost allowed the Leage and other villains to nearly win! That Puppet is out there somewhere, still capable of pulling off his dangerious plan, and even possability, make another attempt to make us prisoner again just for the sake of good measure."
 * Tai: Well in that case, good luck finding that madman on your own! If your not greatful to Scootaloo for saving your life from Darkness Qui's hired assassin that is about to kill you and Spongebob, your no better then Malefor himself, the evil digimon my friends and I defeated in the past or even Smaug.
 * Matt: For once, Tai is right. Good Luck dealing what that little mad puppet by yourself!
 * The other lougers including Kairi and Riku stare angrly with resentment to Spyro, and walked off to find Scootaloo.
 * Spyro: Wait! Where are you all going?
 * Iago: To comfert our REAL best friend, Spyro-Jafar!
 * Icky: "Ah, go cuss yourself, Spyro! If Scootaloo and her friends arent welcome to help us, we aren't staying! Friends do not yell at their allies especally when they really mess up."
 * Patrick: And I thought Spongebob had problems when Gary first came to the louge.
 * Mr. Dodo: (Now disguested at Spyro for what he did) GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
 * Kairi: (Dubbed as Celestia) You have ALOT to think about, Spyro...
 * The Lougers, plus Riku and Kairi left.
 * Spyro: "Well, sorry if the well being of the entire universe, plus all of our love ones are at stake here! So what Scootaloo was spared? It wouldn't matter in the long run when he goes on to make his dark plan a reality! Soothsayer, talk some sense into them!"
 * Soothsayer sighed.
 * Soothsayer: "Spyro.... We are not suddenly ignorent of what that puppet is capable of. We desire to bring justise to him just as we would to any that would seek to control of the United Universe..... But.... At the same time, though it ended with the villain escaping to fight another day, at least his plans are momentarly delayed for more time to stop at our full force. Your rage is justifived in some sense. This world, and others are in danger of of this villain seeking to subugate all who live in it, and he's in process of powers he shouldn't be trusted with. But, the child didn't meant for the puppet to escape. She didn't intent to aide in his escape. It was all because Karma desided not to smile our way again, and because this individual was crafty and deseptive. I do agree that this should've ended better... But, at least somewhat try to be grateful Karma desided to briefly smile at us at all with her attempted rescue at all, then for this Villain to break our spirits, and eventally all of far far away."
 * Spyro: (Now realizing what he had done) "But, guys....."
 * Sparx: "Look, hate to turn against you AGAIN in one day, but, yeeeahhh, this is not one of your shinning moments here Spy."
 * Sparx and the Soothsayer left.
 * Spyro was now alone and Cynder was about to make her leave but not before turning her head back at him.
 * Cynder: Most of our friends in the louge have done terrible things in the past, Spyro. Scootaloo may have messed up and allowed the Devious puppet get away but atleast we know not to disrespect her or say terrible things like not getting a cutie mark someday, otherwise, we be no better, then Malefor, Xehanort or even Darkness Qui themself. Think about that.
 * Cynder then left leaving Spyro completely alone.
 * Spyro: What.... Have....I....done......
 * Good Enough by Life House plays as Spyro flies alone to find the Devious Puppet's True fortress in sadness. At the same time, Scootaloo was galloping out of the fortress in tears.
 * As the song continued, Spyro landed at a nearbye lake while the moon appeared in the night sky. Spyro looked at his reflection on the water which turned into that of Malefor himself laughing evily. Boy, Tai wasent really kidding when he said Spyro wasent any better then his own arch nemesis.
 * Spyro  quietly gasped!
 * The relection was gone, normal Spyro is appearent.
 * Spyro decided to continue his search for the Devious Puppet along and took to the night sky.
 * Scootaloo was already outside. She stood in front of a foundton.
 * Scootaloo: "Why is it that I try to do good things, it just blows up in my face? I let that crazy toy escape and allowed him to get a hold of me! I, I doomed the universe..... I should just go home to Equestia and let the lougers fix this on their own. I only made it worse."
 * As Spyro procreeded on his flight to find the Devious Puppet, he looked back at the now far away old fortress now regreating what he did to Scootaloo. He really messed up badly then her and because of it, he lost his friends' trust and betrayed them by yelling at Scootaloo and now has to save the universe on his own.
 * Spyro flew away.
 * Scootaloo started to board the Flying Van, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle boared too.
 * Scootaloo: "Let's vow not to get involed with the lougers ever again. All we do is screw everything up. Let's just wait for them here to take us back home."
 * Applebloom and Sweetie said nothing.
 * It didnt take the lougers, Kairi and Riku lnog enough to find the crusaders. They are still mad at Spyro for what he did. The soothsayer was still silent about the whole thing but is worried about that Rainbow Dash will not like this. If she finds out that Spyro caused Rainbow Dash's # 1 fan's decision to never get involved with the louge again, the purple dragon will not only will he not be so lucky at gaining his friends who may not want to talk to him again, he may not be so lucky to be alive when his rage almost got him killed during his adventures with the pirates.
 * Spyro evently lands and desides to rest in a nearbye cave for the night.
 * Spyro starts to get alittle upset now.
 * Spyro: "Those ungretful ingrets! All i was trying to say that Far Far Away and The whole of the United Universe is in danger cause of that brat! No one takes this situation seriously!"
 * Spyro smacks a stlelagmite and destroys it!
 * Spyro: "It's not fair!"
 * ???: "Friend problems, buster?"
 * An old Cave hermit is seen coming torwords Spyro.
 * Cave Hermit: "I got someone mad at me once. Was made unfit for socity afterwords. I turn to life of a Hermit. I desided I didn't needed friends if they're just gonna turn on you for a bad mistake. So what? I never needed friends again, and look how well I turn out."
 * Spyro: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
 * Hermit: Doubt it. I'm a traveller who searches around for valuables solo. Besides, so what if your friends abandoned you? You don't need friends. You can just stop Devious solo. Forget about them.
 * Spyro: Why should I? We're family.
 * Hermit: (Devious is controlling him in order to corrupt him, chuckling) After what you said to that child? Not bloody likely. You made her cry. It's like telling a child that Santa Claus doesn't exist! You think you can be forgiven for that?
 * Spyro: Well, yeah. It's not as serious as a murder, is it?
 * Hermit: Oh, trust me, Scootaloo's NEVER gonna forgive you for scolding her about her cutie mark like the other bullies at her school. (Spyro gasps. It was true. He did treat her the same way Diamond Tiara did)
 * Spyro: Good lord, what've I done?!?
 * Hermit: (Chuckles) You see? Bonds were made to be broken. (Devious hypnotizes him) Go and hunt down Devious by yourself knowing life can be as cruel as slavery and allow your hatred, anger and darkness burn! (Chuckles as Spyro turns monochrome and corrupt)
 * Spyro: Forget them! I'm going after Devious myself! I don't care how many reinforcements he has! (Flies away and transforms into Dark Spyro)
 * Hermit: (Laughs hysterically) All too easy! I KNEW blaming the filly for this would work! (Magically turns into Devious)
 * Devious: (Laughs, dubbed as Rumplestilskin) NOBODY'S SMART BUT ME!!! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: (They reach the bridge leading to the entrance of the castle, which is guarded by two Timber Wolves) That must be the bridge to the castle.
 * Rainbow Dash: Not to mention the same place where I proved my loyalty.
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me couldn't see through fog, but could hear conversation with dark princess' illusions with good hearing.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's good that someone else seems to know a bit about us, even when she's been living in the Everfree.
 * Pinkie: "Where are the pouchers? You said there was pouchers."
 * Mare-Zan: "Night-time. Pouchers sleep in night. Morning come, big ship from Black Market come and steal family away."
 * Pinkie: Ohh, is the pochers inviting their captives to a party cruise?
 * Twilight faced hooved.
 * Mare-Zan: "If this was so they can be invited to party, then why family in cold, steel cages to be abused by Pouchers and be snarled at by Timber Wolfs?"
 * Twilight: Nevermind her, Mare-zan. She's just being silly old Pinkie Pie.
 * Mare-Zan: ".... You say pink friend not normally very bright?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, not the first one to question our friends intelligents Mare-Zan."
 * Rarity: "Well it's not that Pinkie's dumb, she's just too hyper-active to really take things seriously."
 * Pinkie: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS ROCK?! THAT'S A VERY GOOD LOOKING ROCK?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: No, Pinkie! Dont!
 * Pinkie: "AW COME ON DASHIE, IT'S A ROCK!? THE COOLEST LOOKING ROCK EVER!"
 * Applejack: Keep your voice down, Pinkie! You wanna give us away to those varmits!
 * Pinkie: "..... Oops. But it's still a cool rock."
 * Rarity: "Good golly, Pinkie is the most distracting nosense ever!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Distracting?....... ME HAVE IDEA?!"
 * The two Timber Wolfs are still there.
 * ???: "OH WOODEN PUPPIES?!"
 * The Timber Wolfs look at the direction they heard the voice. It was Pinkie Pie dressed as a cat.
 * Pinkie: "I'm a kitty cat! (Deeps breath, then Sings Meow repeatingly in a jingle, she was singing the Meow Mix Jingle)."
 * The Timber Wolfs more more curious and confused then aggresive. But they quickly desided to capture this strange intruder and turn her in to Black Tie for demands on what to do with her, then they charged at Pinkie, who was surprisingly fast and the trio gave a cat and mouse chase!
 * The others were hiding.
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs alittle bit), That Pinkie Pie, she's so random."
 * The Timber Wolfs were confused. Black Tie will not be pleased once he hears that they've let his next worthy victim to do what he pleases with her get away.
 * Suddenly, Pinkie reappeared behind them, and with a dep breath, Pinkie ROARED LIKE A TIGER!
 * This made the Timber Wolfs freak out, and fell apart out of fear!
 * Pinkie: "ME-OW!"
 * Rainbow Dash: That was totally....AWSOME!!!!!
 * Mare-Zan: "How Pink Pony do that?"
 * Twilight: "Trust me. Let's just say she's not like normal ponies, and leave it at that!"
 * Inside the forgotten palace, sleeping Orc and Griffin Pouchers and their caged Gold-Rillas are seen everywhere in the main hall. Gabby and Bufo are sleeping on two hammicks.
 * The Twins Brute Force and Brawn are asleep.
 * The Hobgoblin tribe are sleeping inside mini huts with skulls of rabbits on spears as part of tribal settings.
 * Black Tie was sleeping in a huge, private tent.
 * Black Tie is seen sleep talking.
 * Black Tie: "Please, Belle Hope. Come back to me..... (ZZZ.)"
 * As two Timber Wolfs were sleeping, Fancy was pacing around, while Fleur was looking worried.
 * Fleur: "Fancy, what are we to do? Mare-Zan's family are gonna be taken away by the Mythos Black Market, and no one, not even Celestia or Tri-Corn are even aware of this! This may be the end of the Gold-Rillas, and no one is gonna realise it."
 * Fleur started to cry.
 * Fleur: "And this is all our fault! We never should've begged Mare-Zan to show us her family! We didn't know Tie's minions were following us! Mare-Zan most likely hates us now and has left us to be dead!"
 * Fleur was crying hard now!
 * Gabby's voice from afar: Hey! Keep it down over there, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP?!
 * Fancy comferts Fleur to calm down.
 * Fancy: "Now now, Fleur. We can't lose hope yet. We can still find a way to beat this. Someone is bound to realise we're absint for quite sometime, so, that would raise concern. Trust me Fleur, our luck's about to change yet."
 * Black Tie and and all of his minions are still asleep.
 * Then Black Tie began tossing and turning as if he's starting to have some sort of nightmare.
 * Black Tie: "Belle, don't leave me, please! No! No! NO! Please come back!"
 * Black Tie looks as if he is crying in his sleep!
 * Black Tie: "Belle?! BELLE?!"
 * Black Tie fast awoke!
 * Black Tie: "BELLE?!?"
 * Black Tie was heavily breathing. Tears were heavily escaping his eyes.
 * Black Tie: "Belle..... Why did you leave me?"
 * Black Tie is conflicted by his emotions. Is he seeking injustice cause he is a victim of fear and Celestia's and/or Mayor Mare's rule wronging those she never meant to or has it turned him into a real jerk so much it drove Belle away?
 * Gabby's voice: "Boss?"
 * Black Tie re-gained his composure when he heard his minion's voice.
 * Gabby entered.
 * Gabby: "Is everything ok?"
 * Bufo charged it!
 * Bufo: "SNAKE?! SNAKE?! WHERE'S THE SNAKE?!"
 * Brute Force and Brawn twin spot eyed Unicorns entered as well.
 * Brute Force: "Bufo, you dumb Ox-head, there's no snake here. But all the same boss, what did ya scream for?"
 * Black Tie: Nothing. I just had another bad dream.
 * Gabby: Was it about Belle again?
 * Black Tie: Yes.
 * Gabby: Thought so.
 * Black Tie: I just can't help but feel terrible. I've tried for years to avenge her by taking down Ponyville, but no matter how hard I try, nothing seems to work.
 * Brute: Sir, you've GOT to keep your emotions clear. Those Black Market dealers in Mythos are gonna cancel our sale if you keep this up. You know they don't take kindly to people like that.
 * Black Tie: Thanks for the tip!
 * Bufo: Besides, what'cha gonna do to frame Ponyville, anyway? I didn't quite understand that.
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) You don't remember?
 * Bufo: Uh, yeah! It had something to do with snakes, right?
 * Black Tie: (Face hooves himself) I'm surrounded by complete morons! No. We're gonna make the sale, and plant the money and evidence in the Mayor's office. Once the Royal Guards come to investigate, they'll kick Mayor Mare out of office, and tear down Ponyville for good. Now are you happy?
 * Bufo: Yeah, I'll get the snakes. (Gabby smacks him to the ground)...Owch!
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) At this rate, we'll be sacked for sure.
 * Brute: By the way, I think I heard something outside like a Timber Wolf barking. Somebody must be hot on our trail.
 * Gabby: Probably that Mare-Zan bitch again trying to save her Gold-Rilla friends. What should we do if she tries to get here?
 * Black Tie: Oh, I know how to deal with an ape-pony. She cares for those golden beasts, right? Well...(Takes out a shotgun, and cocks it)...when she gets here, we're gonna have a BLAST! (Cackles)
 * Mare-Zan: (The ponies sneak into the place quietly with all the guards around sleeping)...This way. Me smell something. (Climbs across the ceiling quietly, and they get a sight of Fleur and Fancy, who are completely alone as the Timber Wolfs who were asleep already assumingly left somewhere else.)
 * Rarity: (Gasps) It's Fleur and--
 * Twilight: SSH! Quiet!...(To Mare-Zan) So what're we gonna do to bust this cell open?
 * Fluer: Save your breath, Mare Zan. There's no way out of here.
 * Mare-Zan: "But Fancy, Fluer, me here to help! Me brough friends too! (Shows Main 6.)"
 * Fancy: "Miss Rarity?"
 * Rarity: Yes, Fancy. I am here. We have come to help you.
 * Francy: No, No, Rarity. You and your friends shouldent have come here. Black Tie is out of control!
 * Rarity: "We know, he's betraying Equestia's laws and values selling out these poor Gold-Rillas to the Mythos Black Market!"
 * Twilight: "We dealt with dangerious situations before. I mean, we defeated Nightmare Moon in this castle!"
 * Fancy: "Please Understand, it's worse then a simple greed quest! He has a more darker, personal goal, once again involving Ponyville!"
 * Fluer: Belle, Fancy and I prayed for this day to never come!
 * Main 6: "Belle?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Who Belle?"
 * Fancy: You guys never heard of Belle?
 * Rarity: "You have to be more seapific, There's alot of Ponies named Belle. My sister has such a name as her last name."
 * Fluer: Well, I was refering to Black Tie's old marefriend, Belle Hope.
 * Rarity: "That doesn't sound like any canterlot pony i'd met and known."
 * Fancy: Well, why Black Tie's in the mad state his in now isn't a very pleasent story and I still fear what will happen if not only will he suceeds in carrying out his dark goal on Ponyville but when he is stopped and caught.
 * Fancy: "And, that's about it. He was, a victim of a romance gone horrendusly south, cause of a minor parking error."
 * Rarity: Oh Darling that's terrible.
 * Fuler: And do you know what will happen to Black Tie when he is stopped and caught?
 * Mare-Zan: "He thrown in place called "Je-Ail"?"
 * Twilight: "It's prounced "Jail"."
 * Fancy: "I'm afraid the Mythos Justice system has more, harsher penalties I'm afraid."
 * Rainbow Dash: "How bad could it possability be?"
 * Fancy: ALOT Bad, I'm afraid.... Let's just say that in Mythos, it's actselly a sign of mercy from the Mythos Justice System to just be thrown in jail. Evil is STRONGLY intolerated in Mythos, and the Mythos Black Market, is most certainly evil, profiting for even selling innosent sentient beings from other worlds. If the Mythos Soverens ever discover proof the Mythos Black Market is real, they would be understandingly furious! They would be determin to stay in good graces with the rest of the worlds by heavily punishing the individuals with.....
 * Rainbow Dash: "With what?"
 * Fuler: If Black Tie dosent stop and change his mad ways and when The Mythos Soverens find out that he's involved with the Mythos Black Market, among other things, they are going to have him (He slits across his throat with his hoof to finish the last part with the mane 6 understood what that meant).
 * Rarity: "TH-THT-TH-THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM?!"
 * Twilight: "The pouchers ACTSELLY native to their would, i would understand and couldn't blame them, but, Black Tie is not from their world! I don't think whoever allowed him to join, didn't even told him about, THAT!"
 * Fancy: "I can hopefuly assumed that is true. Then again, he's so comident that the Mythos Black Market is so, secretive, that not even Tri-Corn is fully aware of it. But still, I doubt his ambitions of revenge would still stand if he was aware of this."
 * Applejack: "But what if he is, and just doesn't care, or someone's pulling his strings to decide the award's more worth it then the punishment?"
 * Fancy: "I am fearful of that being an equil possability. I did heard talk of the "Mythos Black Market President", who is very unknown and secretive, and a dangeriously successful and monitarly powerful villain, who has great ambitions for my brother to, take over the Mythos Black Market soon... This, possabiliy implies the President is very old, and needs an heir. He's even said to be over-seeing the Gold-Rillas being boarded the ship himself. They said it's a consideringly risky move for him, cause he's the very mind, heart, and soul of the Mythos Black Market, and if anything were to become of him, why, the Mythos Black Market would be, disbanned, and all sales made by it will be forced to be reveiled and all sins corrected by justice of any kind."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So, we get Mr. Black Market President, his empire of crime's history?"
 * Twilight: (Through a magic communicator) Spike, you getting all this?
 * Spike's voice: "Hah, the better question is what did i NOT get?! I pretty much heard EVERYTHING! But what can I do?"
 * Twilight: See if you can do some research on the Mythos Black Market, it's president encharged of it and his empire of crime. If anything happens to me and the girls and all heck breaks loose, hold down the fort as long as you can until we come back.
 * Spike's voice: "Couldn't I just make Celestia aware of this and put a stop to it?"
 * Twilight: "ONLY, as a last resort Spike. Celestia has ENOUGH to be concerned about Discord becoming an even bigger monster thanks to a psyco puppet, we can't yet include a secretive Black Market into Celestia's worry list yet, not without a plan to reslove this quickly."
 * Spike's voice: "Ya sure? I mean, what would you guys being doing in the mean time?"
 * Twilight: We're going to get some captive out of the old castle where we got the Elements of Harmony and defeated Nightmare Moon which is now occupied by the Black Market's destined heir and his minions. But like I said before, if anything happens to me and the girls and all heck breaks loose, hold down the fort as long as you can untill we comeback.
 * Spike's voice: "Ok...... I, I hope you know what your doing getting invloved with this without Celestia as back-up."
 * Twilight: "We're doing this in babysteps. We help Fancy and Fleur first, then get enough help we can to put a huge halt on Black Tie and the Myhtos Black Market."
 * Mare-Zan: "But what bout Mare-Zan's family?"
 * Fancy: "Mare-Zan, please understand, we're, not in the position to be any quick help to your family. We're severly out-numbered by Pouchers and Timber Wolfs. We would be of more help to them if we come back with help. I promise Black Tie will not have the pleasure to even get ONE abourd the President's ship."
 * Mare-Zan: "Promise?"
 * Fluer: Defenatly.
 * Twilight: "First, we need something to keep Black Tie and those pouchers very distracted, and at the same time, get our hooves on the keys."
 * Mare-Zan: "Me have idea."
 * Black Tie: "Remember, If you see ANYTHING that looks like an intruder."
 * Bufo, who has the keys on his belt: "Uh, sure boss, uh-huh uh-huh, sure!"
 * Gabby: "This old dump gives me the bloody creeps! You sure that old legend about the "Pony of Shadows" is just a stupid myth?"
 * Black Tie: Oh come on, it is a myth. The Pony of Shadows doesn't even exist. Only a child would believe that.
 * ???: "OhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooohhhhh?"
 * Gabby: "WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT?!"
 * Bufo started to freak out!
 * Brawn: "Uh, it's, the wind... Right Brute Force?"
 * Brute: "Strangest Wind I ever heard."
 * Black Tie: Guys, your not scared of a little odd wind are you?
 * A sound of a female scream was heard!
 * Black Tie's goons began to freak out!
 * Even Black Tie found himself nervious and unsure of what is going on!
 * Bufo: "The Pony of Shadows is mad at us?!"
 * Brawn: "It's a scream of fury?!"
 * Black Tie: No! This is not Real! I dont believe in the Pony of Shadows!
 * A shadowy robe figure, frightingly and slowly raises behind Black Tie and his Goons.
 * Black Tie: (Gasps) (The Shadow opens it's yellow eyes) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! AARRGGHH!!!
 * Gabby: (Dubbed as Patrick) Puh-pu-pu-puh puh-pu-puh-pu-puh! (The others repeat the same silly phrase three times)
 * Everyone: THE PONY OF SHADOWS!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!! (They all panic down the hall, as it was revealed that Fleur made a shadow that looked like the Pony of Shadows while Fluttershy asked some fireflies to add the eye effects)
 * Fleur: (Laughs) THAT was funny.
 * Fluttershy: Thank you, little ones. (Fireflies chitter, and fly away)
 * Mare-Zan: That keep them running for half hour.
 * Fancy: Definitely. Now, we'll split into 2 teams. One will find Mare-Zan's Gold-Rilla friends and free them, and the other will find the 'Clock of Reality' thing that Rarity's looking for.
 * Pinkie: I like it already!
 * Fancy: Mare-Zan, you lead Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy to the Gold-Rillas. And Twilight will lead Rarity and Pinkie to the Clock. Any questions?
 * Pinkie: Yeah. Do the Timber Wolves like it when they have their tummies rubbed?
 * Fancy: Trust me, they don't, they're made of wood. Now let's get started.
 * Twilight: What about you two?
 * Fleur: We'll keep an eye on Black Tie and see if he doesn't get into any trouble.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay-doke. We're on the job. (They all split up)
 * Discord: (Is thrown into a cell surrounded by white walls) WHOAH--(Smashes his face on a wall, making it cartoonishly flat)...(His head goes back to normal) Uggh! I HATE it when that happens! (The door slams shut on him)...Well, this is just lame-tastic! First I lose my valuable Puppet Strings, and now I get thrown in the Equestrian version of Area 51?
 * Pony Soldier: (On intercom) Just stay calm, Discord. You will be safe in here. Celestia and Luna will be coming to see you momentarily.
 * Discord: Well, okay. I guess I could use a little more time to be myself. (Creates a recliner, and sits relaxing) Alright, now for some classic comedy. (Creates magical clones of ponies in misery)
 * Pony Clone #1: (Dubbed as misery guy from Phineas and Ferb, he has crashed his wagon into an apple cart) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clone #2: (Getting a massage, and the chiropractor accidentally paralyzes his back) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clerk Clone: (With another Pony Clone in a bank) You owe the bank 50,000 bits.
 * Pony Clone #3: AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Cline #4: (Not dubbed, takes his cake out of the oven, and it's burned) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clone #5: (Doing an experiment, but the chemicals blow up in his face, and disintegrate the entire table AND his equipment) AW, MAN!!!
 * Discord: (Laughs) This could actually be a substitute for my evil stuff! (Laughs)
 * Pony Soldier #2: How long until he warps into a Dracon-Monsterious?
 * Pony Soldier #1: 24 hours...and counting. But he'll NEVER get out. These cells are designed to be unaffected by his uncontrollable magic.
 * Pony Soldier #2: I sure hope you're right.
 * Discord: (Laughs at another miserable pony clone, and suddenly feels a jolt in his chest)...Urrgh!...(Suddenly growls like a monster and gets green eyes for about 3 seconds, then converts back to normal)...Wha...whoa. That was weird. Must be a side effect of all the ice cream. Oh, well. (Sighs, and sits, continuing his amusement)
 * The Gold-rillas were in cages guard by at least 3 Orc Pouchers lead a Non-Equestian Griffin Poucher.
 * Griffin Poucher: "Alright ya bloody Lord of the Rings rejects, we have to ensure nothing, and I mean NOTHING gets a hold of our profit trains, alright? President Sklaeskin Has a zero-tolerence policy for screw-ups. Wanna know what happened to the last bloke who failed him?"
 * Orc Poucher 1: "Uh, what?"
 * Orc Poacher 2: Did he get executed?
 * Griffin Poacher: Worse. He lost his home, his family, his friends, AND his job.
 * Orc Poacher 1: Owch!...
 * Griffin Poacher: And THEN he was executed.
 * Orc Poacher 2: DAMN!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: And his head was put on a stick.
 * Orc Poacher 1: DAAAMN!!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: WITH HIS EYES AND TONGUE REMOVED!!!
 * Orc Poacher 3: HOLY FUCKIN' ZONKEY-ASS!!!! THAT'S JUST OVERKILL!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: Our failure punishments will be TWICE as worse.
 * Orc Poacher 3: NOO!!! IS HE GONNA RIP OUT OUR HEARTS, SQUEEZE THEM LIKE BALLOONS, AND FEED THEM TO HIS PET BUZZARDS?!? (Drumshot is heard as the others stare at him awkwardly)
 * Griffin Poacher: That is gross, mate! Why would he do THAT to us?
 * Orc Poacher 3: He's a seriously volient orc, dude! He's seriously demented for someone who resembles the disney villain from Tarzan! He eats like an ogre!
 * Griffin Poacher: (Slaps him) Just shut up, and make sure no one gets near these treasured primates. Not even that Mare-Zan ape mare.
 * Orc Poachers: YES, SIR! (They guard the Gold-Rillas)
 * Gold-Rilla #1: (Howls and ooks, Subtitles: "LET US OUT, YOU DUMB EXCUSES FOR SAPIENTS!!!")
 * Gold-Rilla #2: ("I'll rip you all apart with my bare hands, you green-bean monkeys!!!")
 * Orc Poacher #1: Good thing we can't understand them. I'm sure they're clearly insulting us.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Yeah, shut up, chimp! (Gold-Rilla #2 punches him in the head) OW!
 * Orc Poucher 2: "Whoa, careful, they're physically fit and ain't afraid to show it!"
 * Orc Poucher 3: "Could've used that earlier.... IDIOT?!"
 * The griffin poucher sighed in annoyence.
 * Griffin Poacher: I'm surrounded by idiots. (Leaves)
 * Mare-Zan: (She, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy sneak inside in the shadows)...We must stay quiet.
 * Fluttershy: My, they look...(Gulps)...big.
 * Rainbow Dash: Pfft, piece of cake.
 * Applejack: I wouldn't be so sure. They're orcs. They're the second strongest members of their class behind trolls.
 * Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...I'm frightened. I've never stood up to orcs before.
 * Rainbow Dash: You'll be fine, Fluttershy.
 * Mare-Zan: Just play it safe. We must find way to distract orcs long enough for us to free Gold-Rillas.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Just leave a me a few seconds with those dork orcs, and I'll give them a run for their money! Just give me a disguise. And Fluttershy, I know you hate hearing bad things about animals, but I might use some to fool the orcs. Can you try and handle yourself?
 * Fluttershy:...I can try.
 * Rainbow Dash: Plus, if you hear them, try thinking about them having a miracle. Like...well...if I say a rabbit is caught by poachers, think about it being rescued by the EPA, and returned back to it's habitat.
 * Fluttershy: Okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Disguised as a poacher, with her cutie mark covered up by clothes) Good evening, gentlemen.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Uh, who the hell are you?
 * Rainbow Dash: My name is Ms. Rainbow Gold, Poaching Extraordinaire. I heard you were selling endangered Gold-Rillas, and thought I would check them out.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Oh, okay, then--
 * Orc Poacher #1: HOLD IT! You don't look that much like a poacher to me.
 * Rainbow Dash: I AM SO A POACHER!!!...Uh, I mean, why say that, buddy? I captured over 30 phoenix eggs when I was 18.
 * Fluttershy: ("Then they were rescued, and returned back to their mothers' nests")
 * Rainbow Dash: ("Try not to say anything about animals dying, Dash. That's something Fluttershy cannot handle.") So, how much is the big boss planning to get for these apes?
 * Orc Poacher #2: 100,000 bits.
 * Rainbow Dash: DAMN! That's a lot.
 * Orc Poacher #3: I know. Creatures like these are worth a fortune! Especially after how much their organs will be worth once we--
 * Rainbow Dash: (Cuts him off to stop him from setting FLuttershy off) Yeah, I get the point. (Mare-Zan climbs on the roof, and sneaks to the cages) How endangered are these things? I'm a poacher of worth, but I'm not one to actually kill an endangered species. Especially since I had a lot of controversy about it.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Yeah, I can't imagine how THAT feels. (The other orcs look at him sterningly)...What?
 * Orc Poacher #1: You know, those words can get you fired. Poachers aren't supposed to have compassion for the animals they capture.
 * Orc Poacher #2: All they care about is money! Buckets of it!
 * Orc Poacher #3: Sorry.
 * Orc Poacher #1: But seriously, Ms. Gold, you can't just let THEM control what you're meant to do in life. I mean, they can't judge a cutie mark by it's looks. Anyway, what is your cutie mark?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Gets nervous, knowing that if they saw her real cutie mark, they'd know she's not a poacher)...Uh...it's an animal head with a money sign on it.
 * Fluttershy: ("But it's just happy it's being sold as a pet")
 * Mare-Zan: (To Gold-Rillas in their language, "Me and my new friends have come to save you. Just hang on")
 * Gold-Rilla #1: ("Well, it's about time. But hurry up--Wait, friends? You made friends?")
 * Mare-Zan: ("It's a long story I don't have time to explain. Let's hurry.")
 * Orc Poacher #2: Show us your cutie mark.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Uh...(Sees that Mare-Zan has got only 2 more Gold-Rillas left to free)...Well, I'd like to, but it's best I get going.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because I need to get back to my job, of course.
 * Orc Poacher #1: Then what was the whole point of coming here? Surely, you would've been here for a much bigger point than just seeing a bunch of apes.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well...I...uh...(Mare-Zan is on her last Gold-Rilla cage)
 * Orc Poacher #2: Wait a minute...Show us your cutie mark.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, I'm sensitive about people looking right near my butt.
 * Orc Poacher #2: I said 'show us your cutie mark', 'poacher'! NOW!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Gulps, then sees that Mare-Zan has freed the last Gold-Rilla)...I need to get going.
 * Orc Poacher #1: Okay, now you're just being silly. (Rips off Rainbow Dash's disguise, and sees her cutie mark) YOU'RE NOT A POACHER!!! YOU'RE A WEATHER MANAGER, YOU INTRUDING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Removes her hat) That's right, booger-face! (The orcs see the Gold-Rillas freed)
 * Orc Poacher #2: THE-THE-THE GOLD-RILLAS, THEY'RE ESCAPING!!!
 * Mare-Zan: Hello!
 * Orc Poacher #2: SOUND THE HORN!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Pulls the other Orc Poachers' hats down their heads, blinding them) I don't think so!
 * Applejack: (To Orc Poacher #2) Hey, partner! Ever had a view of Equestria?
 * Orc Poacher #2: What the hell are you ta--(Applejack bucks him out the window with her strong legs, and the Orc is sent flying through the forest) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Fluttershy: Whew! That was a close one.
 * Gold-Rilla #3: ("Mare-Zan, where did you meet these ponies?")
 * Mare-Zan: ("They were trapped by a tribe of Hobgoblins, and...well...I saved them.")
 * All Gold-Rillas: ("WHAT?!?")
 * Gold-Rilla #4: (This was a golden version of Kerchek, and roared furiously, scaring Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: We-we-we-we-we didn't want to harm you guys! We just promised Mare-Zan we'd help save you guys.
 * Gold-Rilla 4: ("MARE-ZAN! How many times have I told you NOT to interact with other ponies? Especially with the poachers running around.")
 * Mare-Zan: ("But Akuchi, they helped save us. They're heroes from Ponyville.")
 * Akuchi, dispite being upset that his rule was ignored, can't really ignor that.
 * Akuchi: "(But, what about those other two "friends" you brought, but when they left, the pouchers came?)"
 * Mare-Zan: "(They friends too. Those Pouchers kidnapped them first. They were spying on them. Not all Non-Rillas are bad. Ponies like Fancy and Fluer were trying to keep us safe, but Fancy's rouge brother had his mean friends spy on us and, that's why we're even having this conversation, Akuchi. But these ponies who helped me are bad, then, why they beat the pouchers if they're on same side?")
 * Akuchi was also aware of this.
 * Akuchi: "(So, the whole blue pony being a poucher was an act?")
 * Mare-Zan: "(Annoyed) (Oh devines sake yes! You heard them openly distrust her when they suspect something isn't right!"
 * Akuchi: "(Ok, ok, I was just making sure. Sorry, I was just making sure the family doesn't get into another bad situation here. Just be glad I'm one of the more reasonable alphas. I heard stories about this Kerchack guy, totally unreasonable, and I heard it didn't end well.)"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, Fluttershy, you speak animal, translate?"
 * Fluttershy: Well, I'm a little rusty on it since I didn't spend some time with apes, but I can give it a try. That must be the alpha of the clan named Akuchi. He and Mare-Zan are discussing if we're either friends or foes. So Mare-Zan must've convinced him.
 * Akuchi: ("Wait! The yellow one can understand us?")
 * Gold-Rilla #2: ("How is that even possible--")(Suddenly gets a look at her cutie mark, convincing him enough)("Oh, yeah. Now I get it.")
 * Akuchi: ("Silence, Lungile. These ponies mean us no harm. Are there more of you, yellow one?")
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, there are six of us. The others are up to something else.
 * Applejack: Well, yall' best be findin' a way out before somepony, or someone, sees us.
 * Gold-Rilla #1: ("Seriously, Ekene, what's with them replacing 'one' in some certain words with 'pony' nowadays?")
 * Gold-Rilla #3 (Ekene): ("It's just how they roll, Kato. You don't have to question their vocabulary.")
 * ???: "HOLD IT YOU LOT?!"
 * The Griffin from before came back!
 * Griffin: "I wouldn't be a very good poucher if I wasn't self aware of my surrounds... Or, the sound of idiots getting pummled. I am well armed, and I ain't afraid of use this-"
 * Suddenly, he got kicked in the face By Fluer doing a judo kick!
 * Fancy: "Sorry being back so soon, but Black Tie is busy hiding. I think our "Pony of Shadows" trick worked atad to well. He's too afraid to leave the room now."
 * Griffin: "Oy, being beaten by ponies.... How humiliating!"
 * Fluer kicks him in the crouch!
 * Griffin: "YIP?!"
 * Fleur: You want me to do it again?
 * Griffin:...No!
 * Fleur: Then SHUT UP!
 * Fluttershy: Whoa, I didn't know she was a brute.
 * Fleur: Well, what else can I say? I've got a few assertive ways to deal with criminals. Now let's tie this featherbrain up.
 * Twilight: (Lighting the way with her horn)...C'mon, girls. Stick together, it's easy to get lost in here.
 * Rarity: Well, I must say this place looks fabulous. Not a cobweb in sig--(Suddenly gets caught in a cobweb, and screams) AARRRGGGGHHHH!!! AARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! GROSS!!! (Sees a spider on her nose)
 * Spider: Well, howdy do!
 * Rarity: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER ON MY NOSE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT O-HO-HO-HO-HOFF!!!
 * Pinkie: I'll do it. (Takes out her party cannon)
 * Rarity: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO--(Gets blasted by the cannon, and Rarity gets disoriented, and the spider is unharmed)
 * Spider: Oh, screw this, I'ma gettin' outta here! (Skitters away)
 * Rarity: UUGH, I HATE spiders!
 * Twilight: I can see why. But just keep quiet!
 * ???: "I'm a bad orc, a really bad orc, ya-dum dum dee dum, ya dumm dee dum, I'm a bad orc, a very bad orc."
 * Twilight: "Someone's coming, hide!" (Pinkie hides in a trash bin, Rarity hides under a table, and Twilight turns invisible)
 * Orc Guard: I'm a bad orc, a very bad orc! (Walks off)
 * Twilight:...(Turns visible again) Whew!
 * Rarity: Good thing he was too stupid to look under the table (She is unnoticingly covered in spiders)
 * Twilight:...Uh...Rarity?
 * Rarity: What?...(Suddenly realizes she is covered in spiders, and Twilight covers her mouth before she can scream)
 * Twilight: Quiet! I'll get them off. (Magically levitates the spiders off of her)
 * Rarity:...(Twilight lets go of her mouth) Oh, God! You can't escape spiders ANYWHERE here.
 * Twilight: Just be quiet. I think we're almost there. (They see a door 5 feet away that says 'Clock of Reality')
 * Pinkie: Well, that was anti-climatic.
 * Twilight: Let's go. (They head through the door, and see a run-down blue room)
 * They see a Giant Hourglass like relic with a clock-shape mirror in the centar.
 * The trio noticed the relic is surrounded by tissues and pictures of Belle Hope.
 * Rarity: "Anyone want to guess that Black Tie's been here?"
 * ???: "It's a safe assumtion, child."
 * The trio gasped, as they looked at the relic.
 * Clock Of Reality "Voice": "Don't be alarm, children. I, am what is left of Paradoxxious. My very essences inside my own creation, so my knowledge will always be infinate.... The flaw of this plan, is that I am now forever stuck in the former glory of a once great castle now in the procession of a corrupt mortal who I personally beleve, needs to consider to start dating again, with clear ambitions of darkness, as he allowed an outside force steal something of value of us!"
 * Twilight: "Value?"
 * COR Voice: "Perhaps I need to, elaberate. Are any of you simple mortals aware of a very speical, and may I add IMPOURENT to all Alicorns item of power by the name, "Amulet of Unlimited Magic"?"
 * Rarity: The what?
 * Twilight: Rings a bell. It's the source of the Alicorn Gods' power and immortality. I know a bit about Equestrian God lores.
 * COR Voice: Correct. You must be Princess Celestia's protégé, Twilight Sparkle, current wielder of the Element of Magic.
 * Twilight: You know who we are?
 * COR Voice: Indeed. I sensed your battle with Nightmare Moon years ago, and how you resurrected the Elements and wielded them. And I also know you seek my help.
 * Pinkie: Oh, definitely, Mr. Paradoxxus.
 * Twilight: So, how did you wind up dying during the Chaos War? Aren't you guys immortal?
 * COR Voice: Not anymore. During the Chaos Wars, an evil Draconequus named Tyranny, who was the first of his kind, ruled Equestria in an eternal state of war and chaos. Draconequui and Alicorn Gods had the ability to kill each other with their magical powers. Unfortunately, we were depleting each week of the war. So, fearing for their safety, Tyranny's race decided that they should change their ways and devote their lives to happiness and laughter. Meanwhile, the rest of the Alicorn Gods, including my family and Celestia's, decided that Tyranny should be stopped immediately. So they used their powers to create some relics located in a hidden place in this castle called the Elements of Peace.
 * Rarity: Well, just explain the rest quick, because it's not what we're here for. Are the Elements of Peace like the Elements of Harmony?
 * COR Voice: Something like that. But they're the first Elements ever used. The Elements of Harmony were created decades later when Discord, the one you are intending to save, and his evil brother, Mayhem, ruled Equestria. They were created by somepony you might know as Starswirl the Bearded.
 * Twilight: Definitely rings a bell.
 * COR Voice: Anyway, when Tyranny felt betrayed, he decided to thrust the land into ultimate destruction, wipe out the rest of us, and enslave his own race. Luckily, our ancestors used the Elements of Peace on him, and froze him into the Frozen North of Equestria. But, this victory only cost us our immortality, and we all lost our souls, and died. My soul is safely contained in this Clock, and cannot be removed even by destroying it.
 * Twilight: Well, it sure is nice to see another Alicorn God besides Celestia, Luna, or their parents. Come to think of it, how were Nightus and Heavenslight able to survive?
 * COR Voice: The hid in their home because their parents told them to until they returned.
 * Rarity: My goodness, they hid through that entire war?
 * COR Voice: Yes. But once the world recovered from the war, they decided to show their faces to the world again. Their next steps lead them to other adventures including ones where they recovered many Alicorn artifacts like the Clock of Reality, and the Amulet of Unlimited Magic. They were also the first Alicorn Gods to show themselves to mortal eyes. They grew up, got married, became royalty, and gave birth to the Princesses. The rest you might say is history.
 * Twilight: Well, it's good to know a bit more about your kind's history, but now we need to get to serious matters. That thief who stole the Amulet, he's a puppet from a friend's world named the Devious Puppet. He's also stolen Discord's Puppet Strings of Chaos.
 * COR Voice: Oh, my. That's not good. Anyone who manages to steal those Puppet Strings can corrupt people and control their bodies like puppets. And with the Amulet, he has access to Alicorn magic. But he also stole the Amulet for another reason.
 * Twilight: Another reason?
 * COR Voice: If the Amulet leaves Equestria's atmosphere in any way, Alicorn God immortality would slowly fade away as well as their magic powers. If the Amulet isn't returned soon, the last remaining Alicorn Gods you came in contact with, even Celestia, will die.
 * Twilight: Oh, no!
 * Rarity: Well, is there a way to stop the String Holders before Discord gets out of control?
 * COR Voice: "The String Holders of Choas... A ungite piece of choas weapony made by Discord's family. It was a nightmare trying to defeat even to the mightist of Alicorns. Luckly, it had two known weaknesses: The Amulet of Unlimited Magic, but only against each-other, the magic is, ironicly uneffective if it ever works in conjuntion with those things. It's other weakness, was the Puppet of order, created by Lord Order, the Alicorn of Order. Sadly, his desire for complete order had gone to the point he became xenophobic and desired to wipe out the Draconquui even after they discontinued loyalty to Tyranny. There, there was no other choice but to....... (Sigh).... The poor fool was forever imprisoned in the centar of the World of Equestia for all time. But we suffered with the puppet of order forever disappearing into a world we cannot figure out even to this day... but, the Devious Puppet, he had, a strangely familier arua... His aura was almost simular to that of The Puppet of Order, only corrupted and tainted. By the devines, you don't suppose, the Puppet of Order and this, Devious one, are, one of the same, do you?"
 * Rarity: "ARE YOU SAYING THE ONLY TWO WEAKNESSES OF THE STRING HOLDERS OF CHOAS ARE BOTH AGAINST US?!"
 * Twilight: "The Devious Puppet is the Puppet of Order? But, if so, WHY does he resemble a imp-like human and, not a pony?"
 * COR Voice: "There is a thorey on this: Perhaps the Puppet Of Order was, reincarnated as a result of disappearing to another world, particular a world in the "Dreamworks" system, and was awoke to a different origin and totally assumes himself as an entirly differnt being. But, I'm afraid this may be the work of the Alicorn of Order indirectly masterminding this puppet's crimes so he can seek his revenge on Equestia for refusing to follow his Xenophobic exsample on Draconquui, even if it means ending his own life in the progress since he tecnecly is still alive, but trapped in periemtn status."
 * Rarity: "If so, then, what will happen to you? I mean, tecnecly, your already dead."
 * COR Voice: "True, but once the ALicorn magic completely fades, so will my soul and the magic inside the relic. It'll just become a giant waste of space."
 * Twilight: "Please your greatness, though I'm afraid to find out, please, show us how the lougers are doing! We need to see if they got the puppet defeated!"
 * COR Voice: "(Sighs sadly): I would be lying if i had said they did defeated him. They surprassed a few trails, but even then, they still.... It's best to just show you."
 * The mirror begins to glow.
 * (Spyro): (Still corrupted and dark, tears up the entire perimeter surrounding Devious' castle) DEVIOUS?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR WOOD INTO DUST, AND FEED THE REMAININGS TO THE TERMITES!!!
 * Twilight: (Gasps) Spyro! What happened to him? Did he get corrupted?
 * COR Voice: Yes. Apparently, he snapped at Scootaloo when they endangered their mission because Devious pinned it on her. Devious then used the Puppet Strings to convince him that the Lodgers, or even Scootaloo, can never forgive him, and that he should go after him himself.
 * Twilight: That's horrible!
 * COR Voice: And it's only a matter of time before he goes too far than when he did last time. He could hurt or even kill any of the Lodgers.
 * Rarity: Spyro would never do that.
 * COR Voice: He would in the condition he is in.
 * Twilight: Well, if Devious is the Puppet of Order, then how is it that he can still use them even after he is one of their weaknesses?
 * COR Voice: "Agian, he is reincarnated as a totally different being. But he still has some traces of the Original Puppet of Order, but I assume when he was "supposingly" created by the human of the world, the resulting darkness corrupted or even destroyed any of the Puppet of Order's original magic except for the aura i sensed. I'm sad to say that thanks to me not being able to control the relic's voice command, The Puppet ordered me to reveil the past of both the lougers AND you girls. He knows your weaknesses and foes, and shall not hestitate to frighten you with them Please, the relic operates on it's on EVEN if I am present in it, it was not my desidion to give thise fiend the knowledge he did not deserved. It's also why I keep becoming the sad theather show for the mortal Black Tie and his own problems about a bad exchange with a mortal mare. It's not my intention to show them these, it's just, the relic was not intented to have a soul inside of it, it's like a voice command sort of thing, it shows you what you desire without hesitation... All I am now, is just a voice."
 * Rarity: "Darling, We know if you just had more control of this thing you wouldn't be so willing to share the past with that fiend, so we can't hold you accountable."
 * COR Voice: I'm sorry, but that's what this relic was made for. To reveal the past, present, and the future only for those who are of worthy heart.
 * Twilight: Thank you for this information, Paradoxxus. I wish we could see you when you were still alive.
 * COR Voice: Well, I can definitely see you three. I can also see the rest of you freeing Black Tie's victims. You are all lucky to have friends like them.
 * Rarity: Oh, you are too kind.
 * Twilight: So how do we get this done?
 * COR Voice: I guess the best way to do it is to tell Devious that he is the Puppet of Order. In the new life he has, he is sure to understand, and never go back to doing evil again. Of course, that is a 60% chance. Once he realizes the truth, he won't be able to use the Puppet Strings anymore. And if it doesn't help, take the Amulet of Unlimited Magic back to Equestria before it's too late. Devious won't stop until the last Alicorn Gods in Equestria are gone, and Discord's Dracon-Monsterious form destroys Equestria. Good luck.
 * Twilight: Thank you. Alright, everypony, let's go find Mare-Zan and the others. Where are they?
 * COR Voice: They're in the room where they're containing the Gold-Rillas.
 * Twilight: Let's move. (The ponies head out)
 * COR Voice:...I can never bear to watch this part....
 * Griffin: (Is tied up in a rope with the other Orcs by the Gold-Rillas) MMMPH! MMM-MMM-MMMPPHH!!! MMMPPPPHHH!!!
 * Gold-Rilla #1 (Kato): ("You won't be going anywhere for a while, featherbrain!")
 * Akuchi: ("Now let's go before someone sees us.")
 * The Gold-rillas are escaping quickly!
 * Akuchi gave an apporving look to Mare-Zan.
 * BANG!
 * A Bullet barely-zip-passed Mare-zan's wing, somewhat injuring her!
 * A well Dressed Orc Hunter that looks like Clayton came forth. This was the Mythos Black Market Mr. Skaleskin.
 * President Skaleskin: "I figured Black Tie wouldn't stand much of a chance against you, Mare-Zan you interfearing pest, so I'll get rid of you, myself! I figured you would be better off stuffed!"
 * Akuchi charged and roared!
 * Skaleskin: (Aims his shotgun, but before he can shoot, Akuchi grabs the gun, and beats Skaleskin with it)
 * Akuchi: ("I'm not gonna die THAT easily!")
 * Mare-Zan: Urrrgh! My wing get shot! (Her wing starts oozing with blood)
 * Rainbow Dash: Mare-Zan! (Skaleskin gets his gun back, and fires at her mane) AARRGGHH!!!
 * Mare-Zan: RUN! (They all run)
 * Skaleskin: Running, are we? Good! (Fires his shotgun at them, managing to fire at Fluttershy's leg, but misses it about 5 mm)
 * Fluttershy: AARRGGHH!!
 * Skaleskin: (Dubbed as Clayton) I could use a challenge, because after hunting you, rounding up your little ape family WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!!
 * Applejack: (Skaleskin fires at her hat, punching a hole through it) Okay, this'll take hours to fix!
 * Skaleskin: HOLD STILL, YOU HORSEASSES! (Fires at Mare-Zan's other wing, injuring it)
 * Mare-Zan: AAAAARRRGGHH!!! MY WING!
 * Skaleskin: HAH! (Mare-Zan lays on the ground with her wings covered in blood, and Skaleskin grabs her by the head) You're mine, ape mare!
 * Mare-Zan: (Tries attacking with her blade, but Skaleskin smacks it away)
 * Akuchi: (Roars and charges at Skaleskin, and punches him to a wall, and picks up Mare-Zan)
 * Skaleskin: (On radio) I need backup immediately! (More orcs arrive and attack with machetes and shotguns)
 * Applejack: We're dead. (Suddenly, Twilight and the others arrive and Twilight uses her magic to knock the Orcs' heads into each other, knocking each other out)
 * Twilight: I don't think so, buddy!
 * Skaleskin: Well, if it isn't Twilight Sparkle. I've heard so much about you.
 * Twilight: Then you must know what me and my friends can do.
 * Skaleskin: (Cackles, and fires at her, missing her by a millimeter)
 * Twilight: WHOA!!!
 * Rarity: CRAP, HE'S GOT A GUN!!!
 * Pinkie: Pfft, that simple weapon? I'll handle this. (Walks up to Skaleskin, and sticks her hoof into the barrel, and when Skaleskin fired, the gun itself just burst into ashes)
 * Skaleskin:...Owch!
 * Pinkie: That's cartoon magic, palio. (Laughs)
 * Skaleskin: (Takes out his machete)
 * Pinkie: WHOAH!!! (Runs off)
 * Skaleskins: "NO ONE MAKES AN IDIOT OUT OF ME AND EXPECTS TO GET AWAY WITH IT?!"
 * Pinkie: "Not even if I say, "FLYING ICE CREAM TRUCK"?!"
 * Skaleskins: "What does that have anything to do with-" (He suddenly gets hit by an actual flying ice cream truck)...Ow!
 * Pinkie: Let's get's get out of here! (The group runs away while Skaleskin got up, grabbed another knocked out orc's shot gun, and cocked it)
 * Lungile: ("We gotta get her help!")
 * Ekene: ("My poor baby!")
 * Fluttershy: You're her mother?
 * Ekene: ("Yeah. She had parents from Fillydelphia who went on a trip until they were killed by a manticore. So I took her in, and raised her.")
 * Fluttershy: Wow.
 * Ekene: ("So how do we heal her?")
 * Fluttershy: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help us.
 * Akuchi: ("You mean that zebra Zecora, right?")
 * Fluttershy: Yeah. We had a little trouble the first time we met.
 * Twilight: Is he talking about Zecora?
 * Fluttershy: Yeah.
 * Twilight: Oh, yeah, we DID have some trouble with her when we first met her. We mistaken her as a dark sorceress who put curses on us when we soon realized the hard way that it was just poison joke.
 * Kato: ("Oh, yeah, that nasty stuff. I used the stuff to prank my brother once, only he wasn't the only one to be affected. I was affected because I touched the stuff.")
 * Twilight: You guys do realize I can't understand you, right?
 * Fluttershy: He says he used poison joke on his brother, and he and his brother both got affected because of touching it.
 * Rainbow Dash: We don't have time for this, thank you very much! We gotta get out of here!
 * Skaleskin aims at the retreating gang!
 * Skaleskin: "No way I am losing to a bunch of stupid little-"
 * Twilight made a quick stop, and causedva piece of the castle to fall on Skaleskin!
 * Skaleskin sees this!
 * Skaleskin: "AW, NOOOOOOOO?!"
 * CRASH?!
 * The castle piece rubble has most likely killed Skaleskin.
 * Twilight: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BENIFIT FROM THE PAIN OF ANIMALS?!"
 * Twilight and the others made a fast get away!
 * Black Tie stood before the other Pouchers.
 * Black Tie: "In light of our leader's most unfortnate tragity, I'll now take over as the new President of the Mythos Black Market. Those fools robbed us of our profits, AND our fearless leader, all the while making him look like a fool! Now, let's return a, "Eye for an eye" sytilestic favor, by burning that half-ass town Ponyville, INTO THE GROUND?!"
 * The Pouchers cheered!
 * Fleur: (He and Fancy overhear everything, and gasp) We gotta warn Twilight! (They head out)
 * Zecora: Don't worry my friends, her injuries aren't that severe. Her wings can be healed, and can still fly out of here.
 * Ekene: ("Oh, thank you so much, Ms. Zecora. We can't thank you enough")
 * Zecora: Your thanks is enough, I'll heal her very soon. (To the other ponies) And yes, I can understand animal language, too.
 * Fancy and Fleur came in!
 * Fancy: "Everyone, we have bad news! My brother desided he's gonna make himself even more controverseal by becoming the new Mythos Black Market President, and have the pouchers attack Ponyville and burn it into the ground as a payback!?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, I knew we forgot someone."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's smash them into the ground!
 * Rarity: Isn't that a bit too violent, Dash?
 * Applejack: Yeah, that's the LAST thing we want.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry, got carried away.
 * Twilight: But she's right. We gotta do something.
 * Fluttershy: What about Discord and Celestia? They'll be in danger at any moment.
 * Twilight: Don't worry, we'll be quick about it. I'm sure Discord can try and take it if he can.
 * Discord: (Watching TV until he gets another jolt) URRGH! (Drops to the floor, and crawls up to the wall moaning, and his eyes suddenly glow green, and he starts growling like a monster, and hisses with his snake tongue)...What's happening to me...(His pain suddenly vanished, and he went back to normal)...My GOD! I think it's starting to kick in. But how could this myth be for real? I thought it wasn't real!
 * ???: Discord? (Celestia and Luna arrive into the cell)
 * Discord: Princess Celestia? Well, it's nice you're here.... Though considering what our relationship normally is, i find that odd of me to say. Then again, I'm so odd, I even find myself odd. But at least it's good to see someone other then guards. I could at least get to see a nice fa-
 * Discord gets a good look of Celestia and Luna, discovering they have nasty crows feet on their eyes.
 * Discord: "HOLY EQUESTIA?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?! WHAT, DID THE PRIVATE ALICORN BOTOX VAULT WENT DRY?!"
 * Celestia: "We already aware of the sudden situation. I discovered that Luna, Myself, Cadence, and even my parents are suddenly magicly weaker, and our youth is rapidly deteriating!"
 * Luna: "These crows feet are but the first! Soon, we may suddenly end up looking Applejack's grandmother... But taller, you know, give or take a few shruck sizes from old age."
 * Celestia: "I'm fearful your String Holders of Choas were not the only things theifed."
 * Discord: "Wait.... You mean that Amulet of unlimited power is real? First I find out that the Dracon-Monsterious is real, NOW THIS?! What's next, a mirror that takes you into the human world?"
 * Celestia: "Uh...... Don't be silly, THAT is complete nonsense."
 * Celestia thinks: "He must never know."
 * Luna: "But in all seriousness, I suspect the girls may find that out soon enough. If so, then this situation is more grave then we thought. If we either die or become too old to even be mentally comident, and you falling to the Dracon-monsterious, it, may be the end of Equestia was we know it."
 * Discord: "........... YOUR SAYING I'M A WALKING FLYING DOOMSDAY WAITING TO HAPPEN?! WELL, JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND TURN ME INTO A GARDEN ORIMENT AGAIN WHILE YOUR STILL ARGUEABLY ATTRACTIVE?!"
 * Luna: "If only that of any way was so easy. We can't directly do it ourselfs cause thanks to a, hissy fit on my part, My sister and I lost our ability to weild the elements. And you honestly can't expect Fluttershy be willing to go against her kindness and turn you to stone. She even has a hard time putting a dying sick animal out of it's misery by using eusinasia!"
 * Discord: Oh, I know that. I know I wouldn't kill an animal as much as I wanted to mutate it or some crap. But I just can't believe this thief is using me for this diabolical plan to destroy Equestria!
 * Celestia: And we know exactly who it is. We found out he's from Shrek's world. He's a mad puppet named the Devious Puppet.
 * Discord: A puppet? Really?
 * Luna: So it's all up to the Lodgers and Mane 6 to stop him and save us all.
 * Discord:...Alright, I know I had a grudge on you when I was growing up and thought of you as a bit boring and lame, but seeing you die is the LAST thing I wanna see.
 * Luna: It's alright, Discord. The Lodgers and ponies can get this done in no time...I hope.
 * Discord: Well, they'd better. I think the changes are getting to me.
 * Celestia: Well, the soldiers said they've got only 23 hours left before it's too late. They must hurry. Especially Lord Shen.
 * Discord: (Scoffs) Yeah, that Chinese bastard who has a short temper about me.
 * Celestia: I wish you luck, Discord. Stay in control if you can. (She and Luna leave)
 * Discord:...(Gulps, and looks into the TV glass, and sees himself as a green-eyed monster similar to the Discord in the Hotdiggitydemon version) Please, Fluttershy. Celestia's pretty much the closest person I've known. I mean, not much of a friend because, I never had much of a friend in my younger days. I'll see if I can control myself long enough for you to get the job done...
 * Twilight: (She and her friends arrive and run into Mayor Mare's office) Mayor! Sorry to barge in unappointed.
 * Mayor Mare: Oh, hello, Twilight. It's quite alright. You've done great things to protect my community since you moved here.
 * Rainbow Dash: Mayor, someone's coming to burn Ponyville to the ground! A bunch of nasty orcs, non-equestian griffins and an exsiled Canterlot pony who has a grudge against Ponyville.
 * Mayor Mare: WHAT?!? Who is it?
 * Rarity: It's that corrupt Black Tie from Canterlot who tried to arrest me and tear down this place before.
 * Mayor Mare: Black Tie?...Black Tie...where have I heard that name?...I just can't seem to put my hoof on it.
 * Rarity: "Looks like Fancy Pants but green, mean, worked in the bank, wanted to have Ponyville bulldosed after not paying an impossable dept?"
 * Mayor Mare realised witha gulp.
 * Mayor Mare: "Oh..... THAT Black Tie. I never did find out WHY he had such a grudge on me."
 * Twilight: We're gonna guard this place with our lives! (A scream is heard)
 * Pony: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE, AND MY SON IS INSIDE!!!
 * Twilight:...And we'll be right back. (They all teleport away)
 * Twilight: (They teleport to the burning house, and Twilight uses her magic to teleport the filly outside)
 * Pony: Oh, my baby! (Hugs him)
 * Pony #2: AAHH!! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
 * Twilight: OH, CELESTIA, HOW MANY ORCS ARE ATTACKING THIS PLACE?!?
 * Pony 3: "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF ORCS DRESSED LIKE THEY'RE GOING ON A SAFARI WITH NON-EQUESTIAN GRIFFINS?!"
 * Twilight: "That doesn't answer how many."
 * Pony 3: "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A HUNDERD OR SOMETHING?! I'M TOO SCARED TO COUNT?!"
 * Rarity: "Well How are we suppose to stop an army of fire weilding orcs and griffins?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I got a plan against fire, A HUGE RAIN STORM!? I'll be back in a flash, 20 second tops?!"
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed off!
 * Applejack: "Look like we're left for an Orc and Griffin round-up." (Begins lassoing several Orcs, and pulls them into one location where Twilight uses her magic to put them in an energy barrier)
 * Orc #1: (Touches the barrier, and it zaps him) OWCH!!! We're trapped!
 * Black Tie: STOP THEM!!! I WON'T HAVE THEM STOPPING ANY OF THIS!!!
 * Rarity: (Taps his shoulder behind him, and when he looks, Rarity punches him in the face)
 * Black Tie: OOOHHH!!!
 * Rarity: THAT was for trying to burn a filly! (Orcs point their shotguns at her)...Yikes! (Twilight uses her magic to blast the orcs down)...Whew!
 * Twilight: You could've at least levitated something to these guys, Rarity.
 * Rarity: Oh, good heavens, no! A lady like me is not THAT violent.
 * Pinkie: (Blasts several orcs to the barrier with her party cannon) HAPPY BUTT-WHOOPING DAY!!! (The fires are getting worse, and every pony screams in terror)
 * Fluttershy: Oh, please tell me Rainbow Dash has that cloud now.
 * Rainbow Dash: I have the cloud now! (Hops on it, and triggers rain, instantly putting out all the fires in Ponyville) Yep, we're the best ponies around. (Suddenly she gets shot in the wing by Black Tie) AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH! MY WING!!! (Crashes to the ground)
 * Black Tie: I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL FOR RUINING ALL OF THIS!!!
 * Brawn, Brute Force, Bufo, and Gabby were hiding as all this was going down.
 * Gabby: "Anyone starting to think Mr. Tie maybe taking this alittle too far?"
 * Bufo: "Mmmehh, Could be."
 * Suddenly,  tarzan yell was heard!
 * Mare-zan zoomed down quickly!
 * Black Tie: "THE APE MARE?!"
 * Mar-zan stood in front of the main 6 as they quickly covered the injured Dash.
 * Mare-zan: "Good thing me heal quickly!"
 * Black Tie: "I'll make you pay for defending Ponyville beast lover?!"
 * Black Tie constenly tries to blast down Mare-Zan, but misses everytime!
 * Spike: "Guys! This is deffently something we'll need the princesses for! The Griffin pouchers are trying to get more fire here!"
 * Twilight: Spike, I don't think they'll be of help for now. They're immortality and powers are growing weaker and weaker because Devious Puppet has stolen the source of it. We need to make sure the Shell Lodgers succeed. Especially Spyro.
 * Spike: Spyro? What about him?
 * Twilight: He's gonna do something he'll regret if we don't save him. Phone the Shell Lodgers, quick! (Dodges a bullet)
 * Spike: Okay, you got it! (Runs to the library)
 * Black Tie: HOLD STILL YOU MULES!!!
 * Rarity: (Gasps) Such language!
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs) I'll handle it--(A bullet shoots through her mane) WHOAH!!!...(Laughs) My mane looks even funnier!
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) Is this retard for real?
 * Pinkie: (Is surprised)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, now you've done it!
 * Pinkie:...Retard?...RETARD?!? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RETARD?!?
 * Black Tie: What're you gonna do about it, retard? I'm armed, and I'll blast you like the dummy you are!
 * Rarity: BLACK TIE, NO!!!
 * Black Tie: "Oh for cripes sake, what's the worse she's gonna-"
 * Suddenly, a remix of the smile plays as Pinkie made a huge, over-sized.
 * Black Tie: "What in the name of-"
 * Black Tie: "Aw...... My word.... Once of these days, what I'd been through would inspire an extremely voilent brony video."
 * A brony named MasterDavie seen this.
 * MasterDavie: "I just found, my next video plan."
 * He vanished before anyone could've asked him.
 * Pinkie: "Ugh, I think i blacked out. What happened?"
 * Twilight:...I think we just inspired a brony.
 * Black Tie:...Still, I'M GONNA KILL THE LOT OF YOU!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't think so! (Tries flying, but her wing was too injured, and she screams in pain, and falls to the ground) OWCH!
 * Black Tie: (Cackles) What are you all gonna do now?
 * Mare-Zan: "Black Tie! Your battle with me?!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, look who desided to hero up."
 * Mare-Zan: "This between Black Tie and Mare-Zan."
 * Black Tie: "Well, I seen no problem to battle you, ape mare. Thanks to your assusiation with these troublesome mares, I ended up with more respondsability to the Black Market then i originally intended, you interfer with our profits, and now, I CAN'T EVEN GET JUSTICE ON WHAT MAYOR MARE DID TO ME?! HER, AND THAT OUTRAGIOUS PRICE FOR PARKING ON A RESERVE SPOT FOR DISABLED WEAKLINGS?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Is this why you had pouchers attack this town and cost millions in damages? Cause of a stupid parking error that was your own fault?"
 * Black Tie: "IT COSTED ME THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "...... In my defence, breaking romances was NOT in my planing to reserved parking for the disabled."
 * Black Tie: "Well, I know what is in MY plans! (Aims gun at Mayor Mare's head) BLASTING YOUR IDIOT HEAD OFF?!"
 * Mare-Zan pounced on Black Tie, slammed him into a wall, and hold his gun to his face.
 * Black Tie: "Go ahead... Shoot me.... (Chuckles evily), Be a true equestian pony. (Laughs coldly)."
 * Mare-Zan: (Puts the gun on his chin, and then scares him by making a gunshot sound)
 * Black Tie: HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!? THAT'S INPONY!!!
 * Mare-Zan: NOT A PONY LIKE YOU! (Smashes the gun into pieces)
 * Black Tie: (Scoffs) You do realize my orc henchmen have dozens of guns, right?
 * Twilight: Oh, really? (She has got all of the orcs' guns)
 * Black Tie:...(Takes out his machete, and attacks Mare-Zan) COME HERE, YOU TARZAN RIPOFF!!! (Mare-Zan began flying through the trees, and Black Tie climbed up the trees to find her)
 * Twilight: Quick, we gotta help her!
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't know if it'll help. My wing is injured, and Fluttershy's not that much of a fighter. Not to mention it's out of the question to ask her to go against someone with a knife like THAT!
 * Black Tie: "COME ON YOU, YOU EVERFREE BEAST?! AMBITIONS LIKE MINE DO NOT DIE EASILY?!"
 * Applejack: I've got it, then! (Runs over to the trees, and bucks them each, throwing Black Tie off balance, and allowing Mare-Zan to wrap him up in vines)
 * Twilight: I think it's working!
 * Mare-Zan: Give up, Black Tie. We know who will win fight.
 * Black Tie: I can take anything you give me, ape mare! (Hacks at the vines, and manages to get untangled, grabs Mare-Zan's tail, and wound her leg)
 * Mare-Zan: AARRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Black Tie: (Cackles) I have you now! (Tries flying away, but Black Tie's grip on her tail is too strong) Get ready to spend the rest of your life grounded! (Gets ready to stab at Mare-Zan's wing, but Mare-Zan is quick enough to get a vine, and stop the machete before it hits) NO! (Mare-Zan kicks at him, causing him to let go of her, and allow her to tangle him up in more vines while Black Tie give chase, swiping his machete at her, and always missing)
 * Mare-Zan: (Black Tie manages to get out of the vines, and climb on some more vines while giving chase, and soon, Mare-Zan tangles him again)...Stop this, Black Tie!
 * Black Tie:...Never! (Hacks at the vines tangling him, unaware that he is about to fall)
 * Mare-Zan: Black Tie! Wait!
 * Black Tie: (Continues hacking at the vines)
 * Mare-Zan: BLACK TIE, NO! (Soon, he goes to his last vine, and he tries to stab Mare-Zan, but a single cut to one last vine causes him to fall, but he manages to stab Mare-Zan in the right front leg) ARRGHH!! (Falls and groans in pain)
 * Black Tie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Crashes to the ground, and gets severely injured, as well as Mare-Zan, who's wounded legs begin bleeding, and she is unable to get up or fly)
 * Mare-Zan: ARRRGGHH! MY LEGS!!!...URRGH!!
 * Twilight: Mare-Zan! (The group runs over to her, and finds her legs wounded) Uh-oh, she's hurt bad.
 * Rarity: And so is Black Tie.
 * Black Tie: (Is unable to get up, groaning in pain)
 * Twilight: (Runs over to him, and uses her magic to check his conditions) His injuries are much worse. His hind leg bones are fractured.
 * Applejack: Oh my Celestia!
 * Gabby and the others were shocked.
 * Gabby: "Boss......."
 * Brute Force: "And to think, it was all because of girl problems..... And over illegal parking."
 * Mare-Zan was seen banaged up, but other wise was ok, thanks to stating before she was a quick healer.
 * Pinkie: "Thank goodness we were able to get you guys to the hospital quickly!"
 * Rainbow Dash (banaged as weel): "Yeah, but I'm gonna miss some classes of the Wonderbolt acadamy thanks to Black-head."
 * Black Tie was out cold, and heavily banaged.
 * Fancy and Fluer stood before the broken staillian.
 * The Unicorn Doctor came.
 * Doctor: "Mr. Fancy... I have good news, and, news that may not be, enjoyable. The good news is, Black Tie does have the potainional to live... However, the same can't be said about his back legs. His spine is broken servely. It's sadly very likely he may never walk again. Not even the most advance healing magic can restore... Except for devine magic, but, very strict high council rules forbid use without good reason."
 * Fluer: "Fancy, I'm so sorry it ended like this?"
 * ???: "Where is he?! Is he ok?!"
 * Twilight: (The group turns around, and sees Belle Hope herself)...Uh...who are you?
 * Belle: I'm Belle Hope. I heard someone I knew got injured.
 * Applejack: Oh, definitely. We think he's become a paraplegic now.
 * Pinkie: Paraplegic? Well, I would LOVE to give you a parrot. It's really nice to say 'please' every once in a while--
 * Rarity: Pinkie, she means he's gotten handicapped.
 * Belle: HANDICAPPED?!? Oh, no! Take me to him please! (They bring her to Black Tie, and sees the X-rays of his hind legs showing the fractures) Oh my God! Black Tie!
 * Black Tie:...(Wakes up)...Who said...(Sees Belle)...Belle?
 * Belle: Yes, it's me. I heard you got hurt.
 * Black Tie:...(Sighs) Just go away.
 * Belle: What?
 * Black Tie: I'm sorry, Belle, but I don't deserve to be with you after what I've done.
 * Rainbow Dash: He tried to destroy Ponyville 3 times since you left him.
 * Belle:...Black, is this true?
 * Black Tie: YES! YES IT IS! IT'S TRUE! I only did it for you.
 * Belle:...Black Tie, as much as I've hated you in the past for your screw-ups, it doesn't mean I don't care about you. But...tearing down Ponyville isn't the right way to fix it.
 * Black Tie: Then what IS?!? I figured that since you ran away, you never wanted to see me again.
 * Belle: That is NOT true, Black! I did it because there was nowhere else in Ponyville to live. I had to live in Manehatten with my aunt and uncle. I just can't believe you thought that for the past 2 years!
 * Black Tie: Well, it's too late now. I'm crippled now! I can no longer walk. And I never would've guessed that I would wind up like this. This is what I deserved anyway.
 * ???: "Handicapped huh? Oh no no no, that's TOO good for you, Mythos Black Market President?!"
 * Everyone looks to see Senator Tri-corn.
 * Tri-Corn: "And boy, am i mad... First I found out the Mythos Black Market is seriously real, that it was transportting endangered animals RIGHT under my nose for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, and to top it off, it tried to get a strangle hold on Equestia, thanks to a noblemen who re-acts! Believe me when I say I am NOT GONNA TOLERATE THIS!? In light of the original president already getting the ax, so to speak, I'd guess i'll have to do to you of what i wanted to him, and what i would do to all crime-lord leaders (Brings out a regel looking pistel) BLOW THEIR FREAKING BRAINS OFF?! (Aims it at Black Tie's head) And trust me, I'm doing you a HUGE favor. A handicapped horse is a dead horse. Once any horse leg gets busted, it can never walk again, and it be more cruel to let you live! You won't even feel it, Mythos Black Market President. Don't take it too personal, I am trying to honor one of my poloices that i am TOUGH ON THE BLACK MARKET, and all kinds of illegal trade."
 * Black Tie: "Meep."
 * Twilight: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Tricorn!
 * Tricorn: Why should I?
 * Fluttershy: He's just a pony that had a terrible past.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you can't even do that!
 * Tricorn: Hey, he breaks the rules, he pays the price!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Why do you have to go around spelling trouble when it isn't necessary?
 * Tricorn: Are you questioning my authority, Ms. Dash? I thought you represented loyalty. Do I HAVE to tell Celestia about you saying that? She is gonna be pissed! You will be in serious trouble!
 * Applejack: HEY, you can't talk to Rainbow Dash like that!
 * Tri-corn: "Hey, I'm doing you guys a favor and getting rid of this pisswad for you! Didn't he betrayed Equestia by assusiating with forces of an illegal market? He endangered an endangered speices, attempted geneside, commited comspirtity, and I'm pretty sure some of your friends got hurt by this psyco! I'm sure Celestia would whole-heartingly agree."
 * Belle: Please, Ms. Tricorn! Don't kill him! I can never forgive myself if you do it.
 * Tricorn: I'm sorry, miss, but I don't have a choice. His crimes cannot be forgiven, and he needs to pay.
 * Belle: WITH DEATH?!?
 * Tricorn: That's what the Mythosian law says, yes.
 * Belle: PLEASE!!!
 * Tricorn: Pleading will get you nowhere, miss. He must be executed.
 * Belle: NO! I WON'T LET YOU!
 * Tricorn: Fine, then die with him! Celestia wouldn't let him live, would she?
 * ???: Not unless he had an alibi. (Tricorn turns around to see the weakening Celestia and Luna)
 * Tricorn: JESUS, CELESTIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?
 * Twilight: Oh, no! The effects are already kicking in.
 * Celestia: Tricorn, Black Tie is just a victim of a bad past, and he doesn't deserve to die for something like that unless he went too far, which he didn't.
 * Tricorn: But your highness, he is charged of black market trade, genocide, conspiracy, assault, and arson! Is THAT not too far?
 * Celestia: Tricorn, as much as I can agree with that, killing him isn't the right punishment for him. Equestrian law states that he should be sent to prison for about 5 years.
 * Black Tie: Really, your highness? Is THAT the best alternative?
 * Celestia: Black Tie, it's either jail, or your life.
 * Black Tie: But there must be another way!
 * Luna: I'm afraid there isn't.
 * Tricorn: Well, Equestrian law may account for this, but so does Mythosian law, which states that black market dealers who smuggle endangered species must be executed. Are you saying we must choose whether he must die or not?
 * Luna: If both laws are conflicting here, yes.
 * Tricorn: (Sighs) Fine, then! We shall let the High Council decide your fate, Black-boy!
 * Twilight: Celestia, thanks for that. We don't know what would've happened if you hadn't come.
 * Celestia: Well, it was my duty. Tricorn is just so focused on enforcing laws that she didn't take the time to think of others that might conflict it. (Coughs)
 * Twilight: Your highness, how long do you think you have before it's too late? I mean, your immortality and powers?
 * Celestia: Well, by what I know about what it is said when Gods experience something like this, then we've got only 18 hours.
 * Rainbow Dash: Pfft, that's plenty of time...again.
 * ???: Twilight! (Spike runs inside and comes to Twilight) Twilight, I got contact with the Shell Lodge. I told them everything. They're going to make sure Spyro gets de-corrupted in no time, and that they will get the Amulet and Puppet Strings back in no time.
 * Twilight: Thank you.
 * Spike: So what happened to Black Tie?
 * Rarity: I don't think he's in a good situation. We're in debate about whether he should be executed, or sent to jail for 5 years
 * Spike: "Gees, tough break dude--WHOA!!! YOUR HIGHNESS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?"
 * Celestia: It's the effects of the absence of the Amulet of Unlimited Power. (Coughs)
 * Spike: Oh, wow.
 * Twilight: Well, now that you two are here, we need to know how Discord is doing. Is he about to change?
 * Celestia: Yes. He says he's been getting out of control lately. Soldiers said he's got only 23 hours left...wait...22 hours left before he goes into Dracon-Monsterious form.
 * Tricorn: If you all are finished discussing whatever mission you're on, can we please get back to discussing Black Tie's punishment?
 * Celestia:...I'd better take this. You all need to get going and find out if the Lodgers are winning or not.
 * Rainbow Dash: What about me?
 * Celestia: You'll have to stay, Rainbow Dash. You all won't need to use the Elements...for the moment.
 * Twilight: Alright, we're on it. Let's go, girls! (The 5 of them, along with Spike, head out)
 * SpongeBob: Where do you think Spyro is?
 * Skipper: We'll know where he is once we hear the sounds of destruction and chaos. (A powerful blast is heard)...Like that.
 * Cynder: Let's go! (The Lodgers head toward the source of the sound, and they find Spyro in his dark form and still monochrome, causing a fury of elemental power across the area)
 * Spyro: DEVIOUS!!! YOU SHOW YOUR UGLY WOODEN FACE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
 * Icky: Wow, I don't think it's safe to go up to him when he's doing THAT!
 * Spyro: "I ALREADY DEFEATED THE MAGIC CLONES OF MY ENEMIES DEVIOUS, SO YOU EITHER BETTER CHANGE TACTICS, JUST GIVE UP, OR FIGHT ME YOURSELF YOU WEAK-MINDED COWARD?!"
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "You can never find me, puple for brains! I would've finally be able to destroy equestia by the time time you find me, and I would began my conquest, you Dragonland reject! So go ahead, have a bad tempter tandrum all you want?! You'll never find me, Lose-ro!?"
 * Spyro: DEVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! (Uses his Dragon Fury, and blasts a purple laser, frying the walls of the castle) DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY THE ENTIRE CASTLE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!
 * Cynder: SPYRO! (Spyro looks to see Cynder and the other)
 * Spyro: What're you guys doing here? I don't need you anymore.
 * Sparx: Well, from the looks of it, I say you need us more than ever.
 * Spyro: NO YOU DON'T! I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!! How can I be forgiven for that?
 * Trixie: Spyro, just shut up and listen to reason! Sure, you made a mistake yelling at Scootaloo, but...
 * Tulio: But that was all a setup! Devious blamed Scootaloo to set you off, and make you easy to corrupt!
 * Spyro: LIKELY STORY!!! HE WAS PROBABLY RIGHT!!! I WAS TOO CRUEL TO SCOOTALOO, AND I MUST MAKE IT UP BY DESTROYING DEVIOUS!!! (Continues blasting down the wall)
 * Trixie: SPYRO, STOP!!! (Tries to use the memory spell on her, but Spyro smacks her to the wall)
 * Spyro: STAY BACK!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!! DEVIOUS!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Flies away)
 * Crane: Give chase! (The aerial Lodgers fly after him)
 * Spyro: "YOU COSTED ME MY FIRNEDS DEVIOUS, YOU AND YOUR STUPID GAMES ARE FINISHED?!"
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, I'M LAUGHING AT YOU IN A MOCKING TONE?!"
 * Spyro: GRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! (Starts destroying the castle with his dark powers, little does he know that Devious' words are coming from a speaker turned up all the way high, while Devious is in his real castle doing the speaking)
 * Devious: I wasn't made a strategist for NOTHING! (Cackles, and speaks on the microphone) GO AHEAD AND DESTROY THE PLACE! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! SOON, EQUESTRIA WILL BE DESTROYED, ALONG WITH YOUR PEACOCK FRIEND'S PRECIOUS ALICORN GIRLFRIEND! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: (Flies away from the Lodgers who are chasing him)
 * Cynder: SPYRO, WAIT!
 * Icky: How are we gonna get him? He flies as fast as a bird of prey!
 * Iago: And we're not as powerful as HE is.
 * Crane: Guys, if we can't catch him, Devious will win! We gotta do it! Cynder, you can fly as fast as he can, right?
 * Cynder: Yeah, but we'll need a team effort to restrain him. I can't do it on my own.
 * Icky: Not to mention it's gonna be dangerous to go after a dragon who's throwing an extreme temper-tantrum.
 * Sparx: Wow, he's ripping this castle a new one, isn't he?
 * Cynder: Well, if we can't catch him by ourselves, then I guess it's time for Plan B: Let's get the Shell Lodge Van.
 * Sparx: Way ahead of you, sister! (Takes out a car alarm, and presses the button, and the same Sam and Max siren is heard)
 * Siren: OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! (The Shell Lodge Van automatically flies over to them)
 * Crane: We're lucky Kowalski designed an auto-pilot when the Van entered it's new design.
 * Cynder: Get in! (The Lodgers fly inside, and fly down to pick up the others)
 * Icky: What are you all waiting for? An engraved invitation? Double-time it on in here! (The Lodgers enter the van, and it takes off after Spyro)
 * Spyro: (Continues blasting the castle to pieces) DEVIOUS, I WILL KILL YOU!!!
 * Devious' Voice: Good luck with THAT one, child abuser! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: STOP MOCKING ME!!! (Blasts the laser at maximum power until the van arrives on the scene) GO AWAY, I SAID I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS!!!
 * Riku: "Well, we're not good taking a no for an answer, so your out of luck!"
 * Spyro: Fine! (Flies away at top speed)
 * Mr. Dodo: Full speed ahead! (The afterburners go at full power, and chase down Spyro)
 * Spyro: (Groans, and does a Kulbit maneuver, going behind the Van, and the Van turns around, and Spyro disappears)
 * Batty: Where did he go?
 * Po: THERE! (Spyro is flying far away)
 * White Rabbit: FLOOR IT! (Dodo thrusts forward towards Spyro, but then Spyro does a barrel roll to avoid incoming missiles)
 * Kowalski: DRAT! Forgot he could do that!
 * Skipper: LAUNCH THE ELECTRIC NET! (Kowalski does that, but Spyro grabs the net, and throws it back at the Van, zapping it)
 * Dodo: BY JOVE! He's thrown the net back at us!
 * Cynder: Well, he actually learned that move from me. He learned a lot of maneuvers from me, even the ones military jets use.
 * Shenzi: Good to know, Cyndy.
 * Cynder: I told you not to call me that for the hundredth time!
 * Shenzi: Cyndy, Cyndy, Cyndy!
 * Banzai: Shenzi, stop! You know how she gets. (Ed laughs crazily)
 * Mr. Dodo: The electrical current is overloading the Van's circuitry!
 * Skipper: Then fire the phasers! (They do that, and destroy the net)
 * Spyro: So THAT'S your game, huh? (Does an Immelmann turn, and flies the other way, then the Van does a Wingover maneuver)
 * Dr. Cockroach: Whoa! I had no idea our van could pull a move like that!
 * Sandy: Doc, our van is basically designed like a jet AND a spacecraft all in one. It can do just as much maneuvers as Spyro can.
 * Private: How do we catch Spyro when he's too maneuverable to catch?
 * Kowalski: Well, I guess it's time to test out the Van's new tasers. They sent a jolt of electricity to a single target, and render it too weak to continue.
 * Skipper: I like it already! (The tasers pop out, and fire at Spyro, but he dodges it perfectly) What the deuce?!?
 * Sandy: We'll have to kick it up a notch! SCOOT OVER, DODO BOY! (Throws Dodo off the driver's seat, and takes control of it herself) If there's somethin' a rodeo dun' taught me, it's maneuverability! Fasten yer' seatbelts, it's gonna be a rough ride! (Everyone does that, and Sandy full throttles the van, and speeds towards Spyro)
 * Spyro: Oh, PLEASE tell me Sandy's not piloting that thing!
 * The Van slams into Spyro!
 * Spyro got a good view of the driver's seat.
 * Spyro: "Aw crap. It's deffently Sandy. (Gets off the van, and flies off)
 * Sandy: Oh, no, you don't! (Flies after them, and after a long chase, manages to fire at Spyro with the tasers, and zap him down. He falls and the van grabs him) Yep. Toasted Cheeky Texas Style!
 * SpongeBob: Way to go, Sandy!
 * Spyro is tied by by speical dragon restrents so not even he can break free so easily.
 * Spyro: "What is the big idea?! I am after that stupid little puppet just as much you guys are?!"
 * Skipper: "Well your out of luck. This isn't his real headquartors. We checked around, and all you were doing was destroying a random abandon castle owned by some dude named "King Morson"."
 * Spyro: "..... DAH!? I WAS TRICKED AGAIN?! BUT HOW?! I HEARD HIS VOICE?!"
 * Kolwalski: "He gave you the speaker treatment?!"
 * Spyro: "Speaker?"
 * Devious: THAT'S RIGHT, SPY-RUBE! I FOOLED YOU! (The van flies down to the ruins and discovers the speaker, still intact) MY REAL LOCATION IS SEAL-PROOF! LIKE I SAID, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME BEFORE EQUESTRIA IS LOST! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: I'LL GET YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED SON OF A--
 * Sparx: SPYRO, THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT!
 * Spyro: LET ME GO!!! I NEED TO DO THIS ON MY OWN!
 * Lord Shen: That's not gonna happen, purple one. (They fly down to the ground, and get out while Spyro is still struggling to break free, and Trixie arrives to finally use the memory spell on him, curing him from both his darkness and corruption)
 * Spyro:...Urrgh...What happened to me?
 * Icky: "In a nutshell, Devious trolled you by pinning the whole thing on Scoots. Yes, it was tecnecally her bad she ended up becoming that jerko's hostage, and yes, that guy CLEARLY needs to be stopped before shit really hits the fan, but you didn't exactly did a better job. It's a basic internet rule: Don't feed the trolls. He knows our past, our weaknesses, our, everything, thanks to a powerful time relic, and the internet. He knows that you hate idea of a dangerious maniac getting away for choosing one individual over millions because, you did it once before. You choose to help Cynder instead of listen to what everyone else said, and you paid the price by allow Male-fuck-off to escape. That's why you gave Rainbow such crap. She choose to save you guys from Blot-brains and his crew of jerkaneers over listening to a plan that would've ended up in hell either way. Your ashamed that, choosing your own path doesn't always worked. You always wished that if you had listened, Malefor would still be a no-show. Spyro, sometimes, doing things easy and smart, isn't always the right thing. It does normally work I mean, but sometimes, it's better to have small victories that don't really mean that much for the long shot, then to lose a live of someone you cared. It's why you saved Cynder. Sure, you ended up having to deal with Malefor and his bullshit, but you prevented Cynder from turning into a total bitch again. Rainbow Dash did you guys a favor, cause as you had learned your plan wasn't gonna work. Sure, you lost the map and almost lost that monkey, but at least you got Blot and his jerks packing, and did those jungle animals a huge favor. And personally, we're glad you choose to help Scootaloo instead of stopping the puppet now. Yeah, he's still gonna fuck everyone in the ass, but better then him killing Scootaloo by dropping her off a tower. Speaking of which, you do owe her an aplogie for scolding her for wanting to follow her path. Cause after all, didn't you once untentionally helped a psycopath for wanting to help someone you cared for?"
 * Spyro:...I can't remember. My head is spinning so hard from the anger that's been brewing in my head when I was corrupted, I can't seem to remember for the moment.
 * Icky: "..... That wasn't what I meant."
 * Spyro: "Oh, you mean like the first time Dark Spyro ever happened.... Well, that i can't remember much from THAT either. That's the problem when entering those kind of states, your brain basicly gets shut off like a bad internet connection and then suddenly, your awoke in a awkword position you have no memory your in."
 * Icky: "Ok, just to cut you up to speed, you were regretful, then somehow the Puppet, in disguise as something you lest expected, talked you into becoming a corrupted state, made you randomly destroy an innosent abandon castle for, some unclear reason, and we has to catch you, we did, and here we are."
 * Spyro: "Why would he want me to destroy a castle that has NOTHING to do with him?..... Unless. It was a test. He wanted me to be his tool to congure the united universe!"
 * Shifu: "He wanted all of us. But he does have a stronger value torwords you. I am no longer so sure if Qui is behind this after all. If it was her, then it should've been both you and Spongebob, or Cynder at least in light of, that interesting claim she made concerning her past. Why would she also dragged Kairi into this mess? Qui doesn't have much of a profound interest in Kairi, nor does she know Kairi alot... I'm fearful, this puppet's with a much, darker force."
 * Sparx: "I don't like where this is going...."
 * Devious Puppet: "Ok, maybe I am not entirely in control here."
 * ???: "YOU IDIOT PUPPET?!"
 * An evil looking viewing portal appeared, in it's center, a siluette of Malefor.
 * Malefor: "You said you were gonna have the Lougers bow to you following the weekend. CLEARLY Mang's faith in you was rediculiously misplaced!"
 * Speaking of which, Cobra, Mirage, Teen Mang and Chrysalis appeared as well.
 * Cobra: "I can't say I blame you Malefor. This Puppet is not exactly doing a scanulious job here."
 * Devious Puppet: "Ok, I'll admit that MAYBE i underestimated those guys, but AS LONG as i still have the powers of Choas and Unlimited Magic with me, no strings are gonna hold me down!"
 * Malefor: "This is your last chance! Fail again, and don't you even dare expect us to come to your aide!"
 * Mirage: "And why did you dragged Qui into this when she isn't even aware of you?"
 * Devious Puppet: "It's to put them off your trail!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well CLEARLY the fact you dragged Kairi into this may put that in question, and it's only a matter of time they realise otherwise."
 * Malefor: "This is your final warning. Do not fail us again."
 * They vanished.
 * Devious Puppet: "What a bunch of "swell" villains.... (Quietly) It's almost a shame I'm planning to betray them all in the end once I finally have those loser misfits in my grasp."
 * Spyro: Alright, we all know I screwed up, and that I let myself fall in the hands of a strategic puppet. But we've dealt with strategists before, haven't we?
 * Sparx: A few.
 * Pinocchio: Well, I don't know how we're gonna deal with this. My father's brother made him relentless and strategic...Only a little TOO relentless and strategic.
 * Boss Wolf: Wow, did we forget Shrek's friends were with us the whole time.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, to beat a strategist, we have to THINK like a strategist. Besides, we have a LOT of strategists here, don't we?
 * Kowalski: Definitely.
 * Skipper: But seriously, excessive force is stronger. And more time-saving.
 * Sandy: Skippy, that puppet will be expecting us to come to his real castle, so excessive force won't work in THIS instant.
 * Mushu: Yeah, he knows our weaknesses and strengths, so we need to think outside the box.
 * Gingy: OOH, OOH, OOH, I have an idea!
 * Shrek: No, Gingy, we won't need another giant gingerbread man.
 * Gingy: AWWW!
 * Fiona: Let's think of something that not even someone like Massachio can expect.
 * SpongeBob:...And I think I know just the thing...
 * Icky: "But don't say it though, cause the freaking worm may be watching us!"
 * Suddenly, a purple spire appeared.
 * Icky: "WHAT THE FREAK SAUCE?!"
 * It flashed! It reveiled itself to be 5 of the main 6 and Spike.
 * Icky: "Spike? I thought you weren't gonna be involved in this."
 * Twilight: Well, we need to tell you a few things. We get held up on our mission to find the Clock because we met an ape mare named Mare-Zan, who's Gold-Rilla family was abducted by poachers and Fancy Pants' brother, Black Tie, and after a big battle to protect Ponyville, he and Mare-Zan got injured. We had to deal with Tricorn, again, and now, she and Celestia are debating about whether Black Tie should be executed or sent to prison for 5 years.
 * Bagheera: Is the ape mare okay? And where's Rainbow Dash?
 * Baloo: And what happened to this 'Black Tie' fella?
 * Rarity: About Black Tie's injuries, he's a paraplegic after his hind legs were fractured by force impact from a fall from trees.
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash isn't here because she was shot in the wing by Black Tie.
 * Applejack: And Mare-Zan is in the hospital, too. 2 of her legs were wounded, and need some healing. Of course, her fall didn't cause too much damage to them. They almost fractured them like Black Tie's legs were.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, geez, poor guy.
 * Twilight: We'll talk more about it later. Right now, we're here to warn you that Discord only has 20 hours left until he transforms, and Celestia, Luna, Cadance, Nightus, and Heavenslight have only 16 hours left until their immortality is lost and they die.
 * Lord Shen: I'm gonna DESTROY Devious for threatening Celestia! That wooden abomination almost made me forsake her cause of a child being yelled at! I of all of us should've somewhat tried to defend Spyro had I remembered that detail!?
 * Riku: "We all should've known better Shen. He played us like puppets, even when we planned to try and avoid that."
 * Twilight: So we're here to help you out.
 * Applejack: Yeah, let's kick that puppet's wooden butt.
 * SpongeBob: Well, as we said before, we need a plan.
 * Shen: "But we need to do so WITHOUT that puppet automatically knowing!"
 * SpongeBob: Okay, then I guess we cannot speak the plan out loud. We'll have to keep it to our thoughts. Devious could be watching us right now, so we have to be quiet about it. The only one who should know about the plan is me.
 * Po: But how are we gonna--
 * SpongeBob: Just walk with me here. I'll tell you once it's ready. That way we can be sneaky about it. Okay, now that we've got it covered, let's move. (The group enters the van, and take off)
 * Devious: (Scoffs) Do they actually think they can defeat the likes of ME?!? I'm smarter than the average villain, for Christ's sake! NO ONE can defeat me. I'd like to see them give me a piece of their minds RIGHT NOW! (Cackles)...Go ahead, Lodgers! Do your worse. I'm rested and READY! (Walks up to the Amulet of Unlimited Power, which is made of copper, and has an Alicorn symbolism on it's silver center) They're NEVER gonna get their hands on this thing. Not when I have it's power AND Discord's Strings of Chaos on my side. (Cackles) Let's dance heroes. (Grabs his Strings, and disappears on magical strings cackling all the way)
 * SpongeBob: I just can't believe this! We can't find Devious' castle, and we've already wasted 5 hours searching.
 * Twilight: Now we've got only 10 hours until Celestia and the others die, and only 15 hours until Discord transforms.
 * Applejack: By the time we find it, it'll be too late.
 * Skipper: Then we gotta step up our game. Pinocchio, do you have any ideas on where he might be?
 * Pinocchio: Well...I know where my father's evil brother lives. It's somewhere in my old village just 5 miles northwest of Far Far Away. 56 Yorkson St. Maybe that place will give us clues.
 * March Hare: Then we'd better hurry. The clock is ticking, and ticking fast.
 * Dodo: Alright, activating afterburners. (The Van takes off at full speed)
 * Bill: (The Van gets on the ground, and begins driving) Alright, this is it, 56 Yorkson St.
 * Fiona: If this guy is really evil, then we'd better stay on our toes. Who knows what he's gonna do to us?
 * Marty: I don't know, but we aren't gonna waste our time thinking about it. Let's move. (The group enters the house, and find puppets hanging all over the place)
 * Pinocchio: EEK! This place gives me the creeps.
 * Donkey: I know. How many puppets does this guy have?
 * Sandy: Let's get moving. And keep your eyes peeled for the nasty person who lives here. (The group wanders the place, and after a few moments, some puppets behind Puss begin coming to life and get red eyes)
 * Puss: Huh? (The puppets go back to normal before he can see them)...That was weird.
 * Biomon: Is it me, or do I feel like these puppets are...more than just puppets?
 * Girl Sora: I don't know, they don't seem alive to me.
 * Pinocchio: HAH, puppets like these don't scare me THAT much. (Nose grows) Dang!
 * Patrick: I'm not afraid. Not one bit.
 * SpongeBob: Me neither. I'm no longer the SpongeBob ScaredyPants or weenie I used to be--(A red-eyed puppet clown gets his attention, and he shrieks in fear)
 * Cynder: You were saying?
 * SpongeBob: Shut up.
 * Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...Right now, I'm WISHING Rainbow Dash was with me. She always made me feel strong.
 * Twilight: Well, I've got your back this time, Fluttershy.
 * Lucky Jack: Guys? We've got company! (A silhouetted figure appears in front of them, and they watch in fright as he comes out. He suddenly appears as a wrinkled white bearded man)
 * Man: What are you all doing in my house?
 * Skipper: Look, dude, we don't want any trouble.
 * Man: GET OUT! (Takes out a whip)
 * Icky: CRAP IN A HAT, HE'S GOT A WHIP!!!
 * Skipper: (Smacks the whip out of his hand, and smacks the man in the face) We're not a force to be reckoned with, you know.
 * Man: (Cackles)
 * Pinocchio: Are you Jappetho?
 * Man: Well, well, if it isn't Pinocchio. (Punches Skipper off of him) I never thought I'd see you after your father abandoned you years ago.
 * Pinocchio: HEY, he cares about me very much! He just needed the money is all!
 * Jappetho: (Scoffs) I suppose he wanted the money to buy another puppet and replace you, huh?
 * Pinocchio: YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW KUNG FU NOW! (Nose grows)
 * Jappetho:...(Scoffs) And you haven't changed, either. But seriously, all of you, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
 * Icky: "Gees, Anti-social much."
 * Jappetho: "I'M EVIL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, A WARM WELCOME AND MILK AND COOKIES?!"
 * Icky: "Would've appresiate it more if you were AT least less aggresive."
 * Jappetho: "Stubbern nitwits huh? Well, I have a Mr. Clean Gameplan for you! PUPPETS?!"
 * Suddenly, the Puppets come to life.
 * Jappetho: "GET THESE, WEIRDOS, OUT OF MY HOUSE?!"
 * The puppets attack!
 * Lord Shen: Well then, I'm afraid you leave us no choice, Mr. Jappetho. We're gonna have to do this the HARD way.
 * Po: (Dodges multiple sword attacks from a puppet shogun, and manages to belly flop it to the wall)
 * Applejack: Buzz off, marionette boy! Don't make me use my legs. (A puppet wields two swords, and charges at her, and Applejack uses her powerful legs to buck him to pieces) Don't say I didn't warn ya'!
 * Fiona: What the--? (She sees a puppet baby)...You have got to be kidding me.
 * Donkey: (Scoffs) Piece of cake. (The puppet baby suddenly becomes like Chucky from Child's Play) OH MY GOD!!! AAAARGH!!!
 * Monkey: (Laughs) THAT was funny--(Suddenly gets scared once the Chucky puppet looks at him)
 * Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks the Chucky puppet's head off) THAT's what's REALLY funny. Also, I personally HATED the Child's Play movies.
 * Icky: "Aw come on, they were great horror movies!"
 * Sandy: Well, personally, they used to scare the crap out of me when I was a kid. Now let's get back to what we're good at: FIGHTING!!! (Suddenly, the Mortal Kombat theme is played)
 * Icky: THAT ISN'T NECESSARY! (Record scratch stops the music)
 * Po: (Defeating puppet ninjas, and manages to beat down a buff one) HAH! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE DRAGON WA--(Gets punched by a wrestler puppet)
 * Wrestler Puppet (with a Hulk Holgan Impression): "Your going down to Puppet town brother!"
 * Lord Shen: (Fighting off multiple puppets with his blades, and even blasted a few with one of his cannons)
 * Jeppetho: HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY MY HOME!!!
 * Boss Wolf: Well then stop cowarding on us by having your puppets do your dirty work, and BRING US THE LOCATION OF YOUR PUPPET, MASSACHIO!!!
 * Jappetho: Massachio?... I, I honestly have no idea. IS THIS WHAT THIS NONSENSE IS ALL ABOUT?!
 * Lord Shen: (Throws a blade at him, and he dodges) Why not, whitey?
 * Jappetho: Well, someone's got HIS racism--
 * Lord Shen: I meant the color of your beard, you dumbass!
 * Jappetho: I have no idea where my son, I'm being honest here! I mean, what gives?
 * Viper: We're trying to stop him from unleashing his evil plan.
 * Jappetho: You can't defeat him. I made him a strategist. He's always one step ahead of you.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I got news for you, white-beard! We've got a plan to stop him ourselves. We just need to find out where he is.
 * Jappetho: What makes you think I know?
 * Queen Lillian: Well, we know you created him, so you must have some memory of where he is.
 * Jappetho: I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHERE HE- (Twilight suddenly uses her fail safe spell on the puppets, and they all crumble to pieces) Son of a bitch, my life's work?!
 * Twilight: My fail safe spell seems to work in SOME instances. (Levitates Jappetho into the walls) You gonna tell us where your cranky son is?
 * Jappetho: I HAVE NO HONEST IDEA?! (Lord Shen aims his cannon at him) YIKE!!
 * Lord Shen: It's crack or croak, old man! CRACK OR CROAK!!!
 * Jappetho: OKAY, OKAY! I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS A COMPLETE GARRENTIE, CAUSE HE NEVER TOLD HE HIMSELF, IN FACT HE NEVER WRITES AT ALL, BUT IF THERE'S ONE PLACE HE HIDES TO, HE MIGHT BE AT THE OLD CASTLE MY GREAT GRANDPAPPY RULED!!! THE KING GEPP CASTLE!!! NOW PLEASE LEAVE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEEEEEEEZ!!!
 * Lord Shen:...Thank you. That's all you needed to say.
 * Jappetho: "Please don't hurt me! I retired being a villain ages ago when my best creation deserted me. I lost my will to be evil without my dear son. I only attacked you guys cause I thought you were the FFA-FBI?!"
 * Icky: "The FFA-what the junk your talking about?"
 * Shrek: There's no such thing as an FFA-FBI. It's a fantasy world. There's only a knight justice system.
 * Kaa: He must've gone insane after years of being mad and evil.
 * Jappetho: I was NOT mad! (Icky stares at him)...Alright, fine, yes, I was mad...Just a bit. But the point is, I hid in this house to try and avoid arrest. You have NO idea how hard it is to retire from evil.
 * Lord Shen: You're right...some of us don't.
 * Crane: But all we needed was info so we can stop this puppet because we heard hours ago that he's much more than a strategist. We believe he's actually a reincarnate of a puppet creation from Equestria.
 * Jappetho: You mean that place ruled by tiny ponies?
 * Fluttershy: We're not tiny. (Realizes how small she is compared to the other Lodgers. She isn't THAT small, but she's basically medium-sized)...Oh.
 * Jappetho: "Look, I would REALLY appresiated if you guys keep this whole inosdent and the whole, finding me thing to yourselfs! I was never found! I was never even Jappetho! As far as the world knows, I am Cappuccino, The Coffee Man!"
 * Jappetho presses a button that converts the puppet room into a Coffee shop.
 * Icky: "..... You sell coffee now?"
 * Jappetho: "Well, it was either this, or return to be a cashier for Friar's Fat Boy."
 * Sandy: "Would people be suspicious of a Puppet place suddenly turn into a coffee shop?"
 * Jappetho: "THAT'S THE BEST PART?! They don't even seem to notice or care..... Perhaps mainly because...... I wasn't that good a villain. I couldn't even steal candy from a baby!"
 * Pinocchio:...You're weird.
 * Jappetho: Shut up. Just go out, find Massachio, stop him, and never tell anyone about me.
 * Mr. Krabs: You have our word as sailors.
 * Jappetho: Good. Now go. (The gang head out)...MAN, those guys were weird.
 * Twilight: (They arrive at the castle in the van as it lands) Is this it?
 * Queen Lillian: Yeah. This is the King Gepp's old castle before his death.
 * Icky: And you think this is where we'll find Devious?
 * Pinkie: Of course it is. See all the puppets on it? (There are puppets hanging all over the castle)
 * Mushu:...What an awkward and incredibly noticeable disguise.
 * Devious' Voice: "Ok, I was NOT expecting my dead-beat dad coming in and ruin my secret! Wait, I'm probuly not helping myself either by just shouting to you guys, but I diegress. But still, I have powers like you can't believe! I have already given myself a private army of clones of your worse enemies! They'll be all over you like rats to the piper?!"
 * An evil, annoying, and mocking laugh was heard as the main hall of teh castle suddenly turned into a battle arena.
 * Then, an onslought of clones of the Louger's enemies appeared, from the entire villain leage, Scoruge Empire, Team Nefarious, and OC villains reformed or not from as far as Season 1 and (as of this time) The first two episodes of Season 2 of the cronicles series. Even clones of the Big Bads of MLP:FIM series, Nightmare Moon, an evil Discord, Chrysalis, and King Sombra are present.
 * Icky: "Holy crud was he busy!"
 * Twilight: "Seriously Devious? Your still doing the "Clone of our previous enemies" thing when we know they're clones at this point?"
 * Devious' Voice: "What can I say? I'm addicted to the classics! NOW CLONES, SIC'IM?!"
 * The clones charged!
 * Lord Shen: ATTACK! (The heroes get into a riot)
 * Sandy: (Grabs Ratigan by the tail, spins him around, and throws him into Blowhole's face)
 * Dr. Blowhole: AARRGH! I CAN'T SEE!!! (Falls into Captain Hook, who falls into Hades, who falls into Dr. Facilier)
 * Po: (Battles with Scroop, and headbutts him into Maleficent) It's too bad Deadpool isn't here, huh?
 * Lord Shen: (Looks behind him to see Desoto and Rascal) You have GOT to be kidding! (The dogs attack, but Lord Shen manages to shoo them away with his blades)
 * Dr. Nefarious: EAT LASERS, SQUISHIES! (Fires lasers from his hands, and the Penguins dodge it)
 * Rico: (Hacks out a bazooka, and blasts Nefarious, and he vanishes)
 * Dedede: (Smacks Shifu with a mallet)
 * Escargoon: (Punches Shifu in the face while he comes straight towards him)
 * Brer Bear: (Viper darts towards him, but then Brer Bear belly flops her to the wall, and laughs)
 * Jafar: IAGO, I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR LONG BETRAYING ME!
 * Iago: Too late. (Tulio and Miguel smash his lamp)
 * Jafar: Oh, poop! (Implodes)
 * Fagin: HEADS UP! (Sandy sees him coming towards her, but then she grabs him by the beak) RAAWWRRK! (Sandy smacks him in the nose, then throws him into Malcho)
 * Shrek: (Ogremon punches him in the stomach) My name is NOT 'Punch It'! (Shrek punches him in the nose)
 * Ogremon: OW! NOT COOL, MAN!
 * Icky: (Venom and Carnage charge towards him, but then Icky takes out a blow horn, and blows it, and the noise irritates their symbiotes)
 * Venom: AAAARRRGGHHH!!! OUR ONLY WEAKNESS!
 * Icky: Lucky I read Spider-Man comics, you cranky jerks!
 * Doofenscmirtz: (Gets out an armed machine, literally 'armed', and it punches multiple Shell Lodgers) HAH! I LOVE this Punch-inator!
 * Applejack: Hey, German douche! (She throws an apple onto his nose)
 * Doofenscmirtz: AAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! OW, OW, OOOOOWWW!!! (Falls off his Punch-inator, and lands on his back) OOF!
 * Dark Dragon: (Flies after Spyro, grabs him by the tail, and smashes him to the floor, but then, Cynder uses her poison ability to attack Dark Dragon, and he disintegrates)
 * Spyro: Thanks, Cynder.
 * Cynder: No prob.
 * Fluttershy screams!
 * El Amazeso from Fluttershy's Circus Stage Fright dangles Fluttershy over Black Fang, one of Captain Blot's pirates!
 * El Amazeso: "RUIN MY CIRCUS BY TESTIFYING IN COURT, WILL YOU?! YOUR SEAL MEAT?!"
 * Icky: "Oh no, That ring-basturd El Amazeso again?!"
 * Spyro: "I'd helped, but I'm too busy surviving a Rematch against Blot and Gaul!"
 * Spyro is fighting a conjunt duel against Blot and Gaul!
 * Skipper: "Rico, 86 that hack Ringmaster and the Yo-ho-ho leopard seal!"
 * Rico: (Hacks out a bazooka, and blasts El Amazeso, Black Fang, Blot, AND Gaul.
 * Spyro:...You didn't have to do THAT, Rico. I could've handled them myself.
 * Rico: Eh, just having a blast.
 * Nightmare Moon: (Cackles) You losers think you can win? Well, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
 * Tigress: You don't even have sleeves.
 * Nightmare: Whatever. (Uses her magical hair to trap several heroes until Savio smacks her in the face) OUCH!
 * Savio: It really makes me feel guilty for smacking Luna, but it's not the real Luna, so I'll go with it. WHA--(Gets touched by the evil Discord clone, and gets corrupted again)
 * Discord Clone: HAH! I hope the rest of you anti-heroes can handle my touch of chaos! (He flies towards Shenzi, but Banzai bites him in the butt) YAOW!!!
 * Banzai: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!! (Ed laughs)
 * Twilight: The best way we can defeat the Discord Clone is to use the Elements. But we can't because Rainbow is absent.
 * ???: NOT ANYMORE! (A rainbow comet darts into several villains, and bounces around them like a pinball, hitting Captain Hook, Slim, Sheriff of Nottingham, Scroop, Blowhole, Chrysalis, Makunga, Facilier, Maleficent, Dedede, Brer Bear, Brer Fox, Liquidator, Lactose the Intolerant, Morgana, Hades, Frollo, Shere Khan, and Mr. Smarty Smarts. The comet appears to be Rainbow Dash, with her wing healed) OH, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
 * Discord Clone: Oh, you've gotta be kidding!
 * Twilight: (She and the other ponies shine the Elements on Discord, and he turns to stone, and crumbles) That was convenient.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, those doctors are real miracle workers.
 * Viper: "But how did you get here so quickly?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Let's just say, three certain fillies really wanna make up for allowing that guy to get away."
 * Icky (While struggling with Dead-Eye Monroe): "Wait, you mean Scootaloo and the crusaders drived the van all the way to Equestia and picked you up and back? How could they do that without hooves ot a even so much as a learner's permit?"
 * Dead-Eye Monroe tries to snip at Icky!
 * Icky: HEY, BACK OFF! (Kicks Monroe in the gut)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, they had help from the Soothsayer. She's a good driver.
 * Lord Shen: She can drive?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah.
 * Lord Shen: I thought she was with us.
 * Boss Wolf: Well, she had to watch the Crusaders.
 * Marty: Less talk, more fight! (They continue fighting)
 * Xerxes has Sandy in a strangele hold with his spector.
 * Xerxes: "Time to be punished for interfearing with my plans for conquest, and for ruining my chance to avenge my parents and destroying Xandy!"
 * Hank cracked his knuckles.
 * Hank: "Yeah, And some payback for me when you keep making me look like an idiot! Amfibiens rule!" (Hank comes up to her, but she uses her leg to kick him away, and she pushes Xerxes, grabs his spector, and smacks him with it, disintegrating him AND the spector)
 * Sandy: (Karate kicks Hank to the wall, and he disintegrates)
 * Rico: TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Narcotic, Celsius, Qui, and Latifier surround her)...Guys, it's me, Chrysalis! I'm looking like this so I can trick the Lodgers!
 * Qui: Oh...well, carry on then. (The 4 villains leave)
 * Fluttershy:...Whew!
 * Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! (Fluttershy sees her, and is relieved)
 * Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness it's you. For a second I thought--(Dash suddenly grabs her tightly, and she reveals herself as Chrysalis)
 * Crysalis: HAH! All too easy! (Cackles)
 * Rainbow Dash: OH, EAT LUST, CHRYSALIS!!! (She kicks Chrysalis down, and she disintegrates)
 * Fluttershy: "Dashie!"
 * Suddenly, Qui grabs her!
 * Qui: "TRICKED ME WILL YOU?!"
 * Celius: "Time to fry, trickster?!"
 * Narcotic aimed his ray gun at Fluttershy!
 * Latifier: "I'm gonna enjoy this!"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Destroys all the clones quickly) Not when I'm around, you won't.
 * Fluttershy: Thank you.
 * Rainbow Dash: Anything for my first friend.
 * Cobra: Oh, crap! (Spyro breaths fire on him, and he disappears, being the last clone standing)
 * Spyro: There, that's the last of the clones.
 * Twilight: Now let's get going. We've got only 9 hours for the Alicorns, and 14 for Discord.
 * Patrick: Now let's just leave the plan to SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Alright.
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "Fools! They were the pilmineraies!? Thanks to you beating ouy enough dark magic back to me, I am now about to bring forth, THE MAIN EVENT?!"
 * A huge Shadow Portal is seen, as familier looking green slime began to form.
 * Skipper: "He wouldn't!?"
 * Kolwalski: "Oh dear lordy, he did!"
 * ???: "Jiggleodon's BACK, BABY!?"



During the final part of the above song! Cutaway Present Hayfield 64 Outside Hayfield 64 Canterlot castle. Monstro's Stomach Equestria Barricks around the forceshield. Ponyville Hospital. Present
 * Icky: This is gross, dude! And what's the deal with this guy randomly singing songs?!
 * B.O.B: Is THAT what I was like? Wow, I really CAN scare myself.
 * Twilight: Any ideas on how to defeat him? (Jigglodon starts to slither towards them, and begins to morph tentacles towards Banzai and Shenzi)
 * SpongeBob: Does anyone have any ice, or cold water, or even liquid nitrogen?
 * Kowalski: Well, I have a freeze ray for just the occasion--(Once he brings it out, Jigglodon swallows it, but doesn't digest it) POOP!
 * Trixie: Not to worry. We don't need it. The Great and Powerful Trixie still has her freezing spell. (Uses the spell on Jigglodon, and part of him crumbles to pieces)
 * Jigglodon: GRRRGH!!! (Jigglodon suddenly engulfs Trixie, and she disintegrates)
 * Mane 6: TRIXIE!!!
 * Icky: "Man this series was never much for letting us do things easy!"
 * Kairi: Don't worry, we can get her back. We just have to defeat him.
 * Kowalski: Wait, I have an idea. Someone hand me a grenade!
 * Private: Why?
 * Kowalski: JUST DO IT! (Rico hacks up a grenade, Kowalski activates it, and throws it into Jigglodon. The grenade is put right next to the freeze ray inside, and when it explodes, the blast spreads cold temperature, and Jigglodon is destroyed, and turned into ice as he said his final words of the song. Trixie is also seen covered in slime)
 * Trixie: Eww! Gross!
 * Private: "Well that was surely a "Slimely" end of a battle!"
 * Finishing music sting!
 * Skipper slaps Private for his bad joke!
 * Devious Puppet's Voice: "DARN IT?! THAT WAS MY STRONGEST CLONE SO FAR, AND SINCE THIS IS A FLASH BACK EPISODE, I CAN'T USE THE VILLAINS THAT COME LATER DOWN SEASON 2, AND MAN, THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINCE AT THIS PRESENT TIME?!"
 * Spyro: "If your tired of us getting in your way Devious, then stop hidding behind tricks and deceit and face us yourself!"
 * Devious: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! I know what you all are capable of, and I'm not gonna face it myself unless I have no choice! If you want to face me yourself, you're gonna have to find me.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, sure, you just want us to do that because you're scared to fight us yourself! With Discord's Strings of Chaos and the Amulet of Unlimited Magic, you're CLEARLY no match for us.
 * Devious: (Anger builds up inside him. He had to agree with that, he really was scared of them, so he was just playing it safe by doing his evil as far away from them as possible) OH, YEAH?!?
 * Sandy: Yeah, with that stuff, you're pretty much unstoppable, so why be so scared of us?
 * Devious: OH, TO HELL WITH MY STRATEGY AND TRICKERY!!! (Magically appears in front of them on magic strings holding all 4 Puppet Strings) YOU ALL WANT A FIGHT, THEN YOU'VE GOT ONE!!!
 * SpongeBob: Twilight! (Whispers something in her ear)...(Makes funny face) DOI!
 * Devious: Wha--? (Twilight levitates the Puppet Strings from him)
 * Po: HAH! That's one flaw you have. You don't expect the unexpected!
 * Devious: You do realize I can get them back with my magic, right?
 * SpongeBob: Well, we just took them to ensure there's no cheating. It wouldn't be a fair fight if you had them, wouldn't it? Besides, let's make a deal!
 * Devious: A deal? What kind of idiot do you think I am?
 * SpongeBob: What'sa matter, Woody? You too scared to accept it?
 * Devious:...Alright, shoot! (Some of the Lodgers snicker)
 * SpongeBob: We have a good old fashioned fight. Heroes vs. Devious! The winner gets the Puppet Strings AND the Amulet.
 * Devious: And the loser?
 * SpongeBob: The loser just becomes the loser, being powerless and unable to achieve their goal.
 * Devious:...(Chuckles sinisteringly) I love the sound of that. Alright, you're on, Swiss Cheese!
 * SpongeBob: Alright, everyone and pony. Let's show him what we're REALLY capable of!
 * Devious Puppet: "My magic may be limited in light of the absince of the String Holders of Choas and The Amulet, but that doesn't mean I'm no more powerfuler then a novice! I still have some tricks in my sleves! After all, those ain't the only sacred items of power i stolen?!"
 * Devious summoned forth a dark looking sword!
 * Devious Puppet: "Say hello to the lost sword of Grandpa! The sword of Puppets! In case your wondering what it does, FREE DEMINSTRACTION?!"
 * Devious weilds it, and the castle's puppets began to awake. They reveiled themselfs as warrior puppets, armed with all sorts of weapony igmaginable.
 * Devious Puppet: "GOOD THING I DIDN'T TOLD YOU LOSERS OF MY 3RD TIMES CHARM, OR I WOULD'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's a good think we still predicted you wouldn't play fair, so, we're capable of last minute stragites as well."
 * Devious Puppet: "LIKE WHAT?!"
 * Twilight: Like this! (Magically makes the arena a rock band stage, and a familiar song is sung by her)
 * Devious: (The puppets seem attracted to Twilight) WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?
 * SpongeBob: Wow, she does seem attractive when she does that.
 * Sandy: I'd hate to see Randy's reaction to that.
 * Randy: (Watching everything on YouTube) OH MY, GOD! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?!? (Does an attractive whistle)
 * Twilight: (Creates another fail safe spell again, and the puppets are destroyed)...Whew!
 * Devious Puppet: ".... Son of  a bitch! Just my luck my army all happened to be single guys! Then again, not exsactly alot of girl puppets in here... It was a wooden sausage fest in here! Well, I still have a sword here! Like any sword, the one I had still has it's original porpose of hacking and slashing! LIKE WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOU JERKS!?"
 * Devious shouted a battle cry as he charged!
 * Shen readied his spear.
 * Shen: "Your not the only one who bares steel!"
 * Devious: Let's dance, Lodger brains! While I was out in the worlds, I also learned a thing or two about fighting. I can do THIS! (Trips Lord Shen to the ground) And THIS! (Grabs Shen's beak, pulls him up as he muffles in pain, grabs his wings, puts them behind his back, and throws him behind him towards Boss Wolf) And even THIS! (Throws his sword at Shen, and it manages to wound him in the torso)
 * Lord Shen: GAAH!?! (The sword spins back to Devious)
 * Devious: (Annoying laughs again) I'm gonna ENJOY this, you complete nutjobs!
 * Icky: "Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle black, CONSIDERING YOU WOUNDED SHEN?!"
 * Cynder: "That tears it, Devious. You pushed it too far! You could make clones of our various enemies, you could make us into enraged fools, you could blame a child for an accsident that never meant to happen... But I cross the line of hurting those I care about."
 * Devious: "Oh, yeah, what're you gonna do about-"
 * Cynder gave a giant roar as she turned into Avatar Cynder!
 * Devious Puppet: ".... Ohh...... Forgot you could do that..... Uh, it's not too late to say sorry, is it?"
 * Avatar Cynder grabbed the sword from Devious, and throws far to the otherside of the castle interior, away from Devious' grip.
 * Devious Puppet: "Uh oh! Thank goodness I created a completely new weapon from the Unlimited Magic and Choas magic from The String Holders of Choas and The Ambulet! (Reveils a dragonised ring) I call call, "RING OF THE DRAGON"?! SOON CYNDY, YOU AIN'T GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GOES SUPER SAYIAN!?!"
 * Devious Puppet uses it to become a Puppet-like Dragon filled with a combined force of Choas and Alicornic Magic!
 * Devious: "I AIN'T THE DEVIOUS PUPPET ANYMORE! FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I AM NOW, DEVITORIOUS?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "Seriously? Not even Qui is that egotistic."
 * Devitorious: "SILENCE MORTAL?! I AM GREATER THEN EVEN THAT OF THE EQINOX MAGIC USERS THEMSELFS?! THE PERFECT RESULT OF MAGIC OF GOOD AND EVIL, AND WITH IT, THIS PUNY UNIVERSE WILL BOW TO MY-"
 * Avator Cynder punched Devitorious hard into the wall!
 * Avatar Cynder: "There IS a danger in talking too much, Devious."
 * Devitorious: Whatever. Prepare to die! (Attacks Avatar Cynder)
 * Skipper: She needs our help, everyone.
 * Shrek: Then what're we waiting for? Let's give it to her. (The Lodgers and heroes charged forward)
 * Devitorious: (Notices the Lodgers, and even when he's fighting Avatar Cynder, he manages to spin his tail around and smack them away) (Lord Shen glides towards him, but Devitorious uses his new fire breath to cartoonishly burn him to ash)
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, this is really embarrassing.
 * Thundera: I'll handle this. (Summons lightning, but Devitorious uses his electrical breath to absorb the lightning, and use it back at Thundera) AAYYYEEE!!! (Falls to the ground)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Darts towards Devitorious, but he grabs her, spins, and smashes her to the ground, pounding her 3 times, and throwing her to the wall) Ow!
 * Boss Wolf: (Fires a cannon at Devitorious, but he reflects the cannonball right back to Boss Wolf)
 * Po: (Attacks Devitorious, but then he grabs Po, and throws him into Shifu)
 * Icky: Well, I hoped I wouldn't have to use this, but...(Takes out a submachine gun) EAT LEAD, MOTHERFUCKA'! (Fires, but Devitorious uses his magic powers to put a shield up to protect him from the bullets) AW, C'MON!
 * Devitorious: (Opens his massive fabric wings, and begins flying and cackling his annoying laugh)
 * Po: CRANE, VIPER, SPINNING TOP OF DREAD! (Crane and Viper attack Devitorious, Viper coils around tying him up while Crane spins him in the air, but before he can kick him to the ground, Devitorious breathes iced breath, freezing Crane)
 * Viper: Uh-oh! (Devitorious breaks free from Viper's grasp, grabs her by the neck, and smacks her to the ground)
 * Mantis: HERE I COME, YOU WOODEN MANIAC! (He darts toward Devitorious, but he winds up getting smashed to the ground) Ow!
 * Sam: Alright, on my signal. 3...2...(He and Max take out rocket launchers) LET'S SEE YOU OUTWIT THIS, DEVIOUS! (They both fire, but Devitorious uses his telekinesis to fling the rockets back at them, and they dodge)
 * Applejack: (Bucks one of Devitorious' legs, but it remains still, even with her lower body strength)...Crap. (Devitorious does an even stronger buck on her, and she crashes through the ceiling, and disappears into the sky)
 * Twilight: APPLEJACK! (Suddenly, she appears crashing from the other side of the ceiling, and landing onto the other ponies)
 * Rarity: Wow, did he just kick you around the world?
 * Applejack: (Slurred) Yeah...you might say that...(Faints)
 * Mr. Whiskers: ANYBODY GOT ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!?
 * Avatar Cynder: "Everyone, I preesiate your concerns, but this is my battle alone. Devious is too great an opponent to all but me. Devious, your battle is with me, and me alone."
 * Devitorious: "Gees, and I thought you misfits were team players."
 * Avatar Cynder: "Well if it wasn't for your tendingcy to cheat, this wouldn't be the case. However, you harmed my friends too greatly. It will NOT be tolerated."
 * Devitorious: "Oh yeah? (Annoying Laugh), what are you gonna d-"
 * Avatar Cynder grabs Devitorious' fabric wings, and voilently rips them off!
 * Devitorious: "GRAHHHHHH?!"
 * Devitorious onoxious over-comitence faded when he realised Cynder was not messing around.
 * Devitorious: "Wait, ok, maybe I did sorta crossed some bounderies that shouldn't be crossed! You know what? Go ahead! Take away the Ambulet and the String Holders back to where they belong! I learned my lesson for sure! I won't screw around with Equestia anymore!"
 * Avatar Cynder grabs Devitorious by the neck!
 * Devitorious:"ECCK?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "YOU DID MORE THEN THAT AND THE OTHER DISPICABLE THINGS CONCERNING MY FRIENDS?! YOU MESSED WITH MY PAST AND MY EMOTIONS?! YOU ACTSELLY MADE ME BELIEVED QUI MURDERED MY PARENTS?! YOU MADE ME THINK MY FRIENDS AND THE HIGH COUNCIL DID NOT CARED FOR ME?! YOU MADE ME THINK I MURDERED LORD COBRA, SOMEONE WHO WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME, IF THOUGH FOR THE WRONG REASONS!? YOU PRACTICLY PUSHED ME NEAR DARK CYNDER TERRORTORIES!? THIS SIN CANNOT, AND SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN?! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED BY JUSTICE BY YOUR LIFE ENDING?!"
 * Devitorious: "Wait, wait, that isn't something you lougers do?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "THIS TIME AROUND, YOU ARE UNWORTHY TO OUR KIND OF MRCY?! YOU WILL ONLY CAUSE TROUBLE AGAIN THE CHANCE YOU GET IT?!"
 * Avatar Cynder started to rip apart Devitorious, piece by piece, until the arm that had the Dragon ring was ripped off, and Devitorious turned back to Devious Puppet, only now broken, limbless, and scared!
 * Devious Puppet: "No! No! PLEASE?! I'LL, I'LL MAKE AMENDS TO EVERYONE! I'LL EVEN BECOME A BRONY?! MLP:FIM FOREVER?! JUST PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON-"
 * Avator Cynder was too furious, and set what was left of the Devious Puppet to flames!
 * Devious: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD?! I'M BURNING?! BURNING?! BUUUUUUUUURNNNNNINNNNNNNNgggggggggg......."
 * The Devious Puppet was no more then just firewood.
 * Avator Cynder: "An injustice, brought to an end."
 * Everyone was shocked.
 * Icky: "Damn! I know this isn't the first time you over-killed the last two people who pissed you off, but, DID YOU REALLY HAD TO DO THAT TO HIM?!"
 * Cynder: (Converts back to Cynder again) I had to. He did too much for us, and it couldn't be tolerated. Let's just get the Amulet and Strings back to Equestria before it's too late.
 * Twilight: Hold on. We might have a problem with that.
 * Fluttershy: What do you mean?
 * Shenzi: Yeah. We won.
 * Twilight: But do you know how long it took for you guys to get here by your Van?
 * Dodo: Yeah, 5 hours, why?
 * Twilight: Well, we've got only 4 hours until Celestia and the others die, and 9 until Discord transforms.
 * Sandy: Then that means...we'll never get to Equestria in time.
 * Patrick: Why don't we teleport?
 * Twilight: Well, I can't teleport us all there.
 * Merlin: And even with my great knowledge of magic, there's too many of us to teleport. You have no idea what the result of that would be.
 * Icky: Oh, for crying out loud, we still have the teleportation device that we made when Batula came along. (Takes it out) We got it back once Devious retreated from the last place.
 * Brandy: Okay, why didn't we think of THAT before?
 * Sam: LET'S GO! (Icky activates the device, but it doesn't work)...
 * Icky:...Why isn't it working?
 * Shen: Are the batteries charged? (Everyone looks at him)...
 * Skipper: You mean to tell me that our teleportation device RUNS ON FUCKING BATTERIES?!?
 * Lord Shen: "IT'S A BLOODY PROTOTYPE! IT WASN'T THE FINAL PRODUCT?!"
 * Fidget: What'll we do now?
 * Icky: (Sighs) We've got some batteries in the van.
 * Skipper: Oh, NOW you tell us!
 * Sam: Again, LET'S GO! (They head out)
 * Pony Soldier #1: SIR! SIR!
 * Pony Commander: What is it?
 * Pony Soldier #1: Our scientists may've miscalculated the timespan Discord has left until he transforms.
 * Pony Commander: WHAT?!?
 * Pony Soldier #1: Well, the computer's reception has been getting bad for a while, so...yeah, that's it in a nutshell.
 * Pony Commander: Then when is he REALLY gonna transform?
 * Pony Soldier #1:...Now. (A roar is heard, and the Pony soldiers go over to see a hole in Discord's cell)...Oh, no. (A roar is heard again)
 * Pony Commander: SOUND THE ALARM!!! WE NEED TO CONTAIN THE BEAST BEFORE HE REACHES A CIVILIZED AREA!!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
 * Pony Soldier #1: Right away, sir! (Sounds the alarm, and it blares out)
 * Discord: (His monstrous silhouette is seen in the shadows, and once he illuminates himself with his magic, he looks exactly like his version in the Hotdiggitydemon shorts, but has green and red eyes, and an animalistic temper) ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!...(Suddenly gets normal eyes)...MUST FIGHT IT...I...CAN'T...(Gets the green eyes again, and roars, heading straight for Ponyville) (But before he could get there, his self-consicious broke through, and slowly turn back to normal, but barely, he still had some beastly and musily features) I can't betray Fluttershy! Not like this! (Traps himself in a forceshield not even he can get himself out of even as the Dracon-Monsterious.) I am not gonna lose Fluttershy just because this beast desided to show up casually early!? Or maybe someone screwed up the estimated time! If so, THEY'RE FREAKING IDIOTS?!
 * The Soldiers see that Discord's will was still too strong for the Dracon-Monsterious persona.
 * Soldier: "He, stopped himself?"
 * Commander: "Well, Maybe there is something to this friendship stuff after all. But we still need to be around him at all cost. His own depression is still a danger until he gets the string holders back!"
 * Celestia is unbelievably old, as she seen the situation happening.
 * Celestia: "Shen, Equestia needs you more then ever. If your not here soon, this may be the final stand of friendship. (Coughs), and, the final hours of my life. Please, Shen.... Don't let us down."
 * ???: "Now what implied you to think we would fail?"
 * Celestia sees the lougers.
 * Icky: "Yo Celly, look what we got!"
 * Icky shows the Ambulet of Unlimited Power!
 * Celestia: You...you got it?
 * Icky: Well, it took us a while.
 * Celestia: Well, what about Devious?
 * SpongeBob: Taken care of.
 * Devious: (His head is sitting in the middle of Monstro's stomach, and is somehow, still alive dispite being fried by Cynder, his head being brought back together by her so they could have the fun of seeing him suffer) This is just nasty. But on the bright side, if I ever get a new body, I can make this whale my submarine....No, that'd be gross.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, how do we heal you?
 * Celestia: It's already taking effect. Once the Amulet enters Equestria's atmosphere again, it takes a while for it to heal the Alicorn Gods. (Slowly grows young again)
 * Fluttershy: So, is Discord okay?
 * Luna: (Walking in, still old, but growing younger) Well, he might not be doing very well. He just transformed, but his will still won't allow his Dracon-Monsterious side to take over.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness!
 * Luna: But he can't hold it forever. It's only a matter of time before he loses control. You have to save him. Bring those strings back to him before he loses it. Quick!
 * Merlin: We're on it!
 * The Lougers run off.
 * Shen gave Celestia the Ambulet.
 * Lord Shen: "Celestia, I recimend you keep this thing as close to you as possable. We don't want this event to repeat itself. Do I have your salum promise?"
 * Celestia: "I promise you Shen, this ambulet is never leaving my side or Equestia ever again."
 * Discord just sat down, as soldiers are prepared for the worse.
 * Discord: "I can't believe it would end like this. I'm about to be beaten over by a thought to be mythical legend of what is the Draconquui verson of Sayian ape, surrounded by ponies that will not be hestient to end me if nessersary, and I am not sure if Celestia is even still alive at this pont.... I never win, even when I started to be mostly nice."...(Suddenly struggles in pain, and his green eyes return) ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Pony Soldier: FIRE AT WILL! (The ponies fire their weapons, but Discord absorbs the bullets, and then shoots them back at them and roars, heading out into Ponyville)
 * Pony Soldier #2: That didn't go very well.
 * Pony Soldier: You think?
 * Discord: (Roars as he begins terrorizing Ponyville. He grabs a wagon, and throws it towards a house, but then it is caught by a Wonderbolt)
 * Soarin: What the hell is that thing?
 * Spitfire: I don't know, but it's terrorizing Ponyville. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (The Wonderbolts bolt towards Discord, but he uncontrollably uses his magic to turn them into Earth ponies, causing them to fall, but conveniently on safe surfaces. However, Discord regains control, and realizing what he did, undoes it, giving the Wonderbolts their wings back)
 * Discord: Sorry about that, but--(His monsterous side regains control, and he roars)
 * Fleetfoot: What is he doing? It looks like he's out of control, or something.
 * Spitfire: Whatever. Let's just kick his butt. (The Wonderbolts take flight, and Discord suddenly puts up a shield, protecting him)
 * Discord: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
 * ???: HEY, DISSY! (Discord looks to see the Lodger Van heading towards him)
 * Skipper: FIRE ALL TORPEDOES ON THAT MONSTER!!!
 * Fluttershy & Private: SKIPPER!
 * Skipper: Okay, I take it back. (On intercom) Discord! Calm your animalistic antics, and listen! We have your Strings!
 * Discord: (Gains control again) YOU DO?!? (Suddenly, his monsterous self gains control, and he blasts the Van to the ground)
 * Private: BRACE FOR IMPACT! (CRASH!!!)
 * Icky: HE JUST WRECKED OUR VAN!!!
 * Discord: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Kairi: My gosh! I never thought I would see him like THAT, even when he was still evil.
 * Kowalski: That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--(Discord smacks him, Private, and Rico to a house with his tail) OOF! OW!
 * Rico: I got this! (Launches a bazooka, but Discord grabs it, and crushes it in an explosion, and he roars) Crap!
 * Skipper: SOMEONE HAS TO KNOCK HIM OUT OR SOMETHING!!! HIS MONSTEROUS SELF WILL NEVER LET HIM CHANGE BACK NOW!!!
 * Fluttershy: Hold on. I got this. (Takes the Puppet Strings, flies up to Discord, and shows him the Strings)
 * Discord:...
 * Fluttershy: It's your Strings...We got them back.
 * Discord:...ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
 * Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare, and it instantly freaks out Discord, but in a similar way than in Keep Calm and Flutter On, and Discord slowly shrinks) I don't know what this monsterous personality is doing, but it'd better cut it out NOW!
 * Discord: (Instantly changes back to normal, and then does the same fake-out gag again, laughing all the way) You're still so HILARIOUS! (Laughs)
 * Sandy: Well, heck, that worked.
 * Discord: (Gasps) Are those...(Flies over and grabs his Puppet Strings) Rod, Ed, Ted, and Fart! TOGETHER AGAIN! (Laughs) I've missed you so much! What did that pesky puppet do to you? Did he get scratches on you, because if he did, I will give him the most unpleasant splinter of his life! (Magically pops wooden spikes from his body like a porcupine)
 * Icky: "Don't worry Disso, Cynder took care of that jerk personally. Though, Cynder made sure his head was resurrected so we could have some fun with him, so we did the next best thing. We dumped his ass to Monstro."
 * Shrek: Though I don't get one thing. How was Monstro still alive when we seemingly killed him in those rocks?
 * Shifu: Maybe the Villain League resurrected him for something unknown.
 * Sparx: Or possibly just so they could use the whale's stomach as Mang's own personal Sarlacc pit...(Everyone laughs)
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) That's funny! That's really funny!
 * Discord: Uh...(Sees the minimum amount of damage he did)...Oh, boy. SORRY EVERYPONY! (Snaps, and magically fixes the damages) Much better.
 * Fluttershy: Thank goodness you're okay, Discord.
 * Discord: Well, I should thank you too Flutt, for giving me a chance, and for NOT turning me back into an inanimate object again.
 * Twilight: Well, now that THAT's taken care of, what about Black Tie?
 * Belle Hope was hugging A Wheel-cheared Black Tie, as Tri-Corn stood at the end of the hall.
 * Tri-Corn: "Wrap it up, Blackie. You avoided death, but not 5 years of due jailtime."
 * Black Tie sighed.
 * Black Tie: "Does it really seem fair to me that even though I am punished enough by never having use of back legs again, your throwing me, defenceless mind you, to a prison crawling with criminal scum itching to, shall we say, take grim advantage of my moment of periment weakness?"
 * Tri-Corn: "Well, then again, I don't care WHAT you think, do I? To me, your just another piece of trash I need to take up. Fiends like you, using animals and making them suffer for profit and power, make me wanna do what you did to those animals you kill and rip out your innerds and-"
 * Black Tie: "Good lord woman, YOUR NEAR A CHILDREN'S ROOM?!"
 * Senator Tricorn: (Realizes it, and chuckles nervously, and they go farther away) Sorry, but still, the High Council has spoken, so you're lucky I don't get away with punishing you for this. Let's get moving.
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) At least I'll get used to it. (They walk out of the hospital)
 * (Cynder): So a few things were finally settled, Celestia and the other Alicorns were healed, Discord got his Strings back, Black Tie...he's still in prison today, and Devious' head is still inside Monstro.
 * Cynder: The End.
 * Pound Cake: More, more, more, more! (Laughs)
 * Pumpking Cake magicly changed the number on the ceiling into 4.
 * Discord: You want more, you'll get more. Who's next?
 * Pinocchio: Ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! I have a story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: (Sighs) This isn't the one about how you and Shrek defeated Fairy Godmother, is it? Because it wouldn't feel like a story if we just told a movie.
 * Pinocchio: Actually, it is a pretty awesome story--
 * Gingy: HEY, GUESS WHAT, PINOCHI, NO ONE CARES!!! Get ready to count cotton candy in your sleep, kiddies, because I've got a good one. And it's ALL TRUE! (Clears throat) It's about when I owned this awesome gingerbread house at the Muffin Man's place. In fact, the same one I had in my Bride of Gingy story. At least, THAT part was true. Anyway, It was a peaceful cloudless night...

Story 4: Gingy's Grib
Shady warehouse. Casa de Gingerbread The Next Morning... Sour Cookie's House Later. Casa de Gingerbread Farmyard Mafia farm, a few minutes later... Flashback Present Outside Drury Lane Present
 * (Gingy): (His house has a sign that says 'Casa de Gingerbread') At the time, it was a party house called Casa de Gingerbread that I bought with all the M&Ms that I could get. I also discovered a Skittle mine in Mount Fruitcandy, and I was filthy sweet and rich! I spent some of the Skittles on a secret candied cookie recipe so I could try and impress my girlfriend, Gingerette. She loved cookies. Especially the ones with M&Ms in it. However, the problem was someone stole the last of my Skittle fortune. I didn't see who it was, but I knew it was a Gingerbread Man. Since everyone assumed I irresponsibly spent it all on my recipe since, for some odd reason, there was no evidence of it being stolen, I was humiliated. Gingerette seemed to oddly enough forgive me, though. As a result, I kinda had a bad debt with the Real Estate Agent who gave me the house named Sour Cookie. Turns out, he had his own problems.
 * Gingy: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A MORTGAGE ON MY HOUSE?!"
 * Sour Cookie: "Sorry Kid, but thanks to your irresponsible spending of that Skittles fortune you had, you can't pay your due mortgage. So you realize now that The Milk Bank's gonna reclaim your house."
 * Gingy: But sir, I didn't spend it ALL on that recipe. Someone stole the rest!
 * Sour Cookie: Gingy, the Gummy Bears said there was no evidence of a burglar arriving. No broken glass, no mushed up icing, no out of place gumdrops, not even a single crumb of Gingerbread on the scene. You spent it all like an idiot.
 * Gingy: Are you calling me a liar?
 * Sour Cookie: Well, if the shoe fits, wear it!
 * Gingy: Oh, how rude!
 * Sour Cookie: (Sighs) Gingy, no one is gonna believe you if you keep this up. If this mortgage isn't paid by 6:00 PM tomorrow, we'll have no choice but to take this place from you. Understand?
 * Gingy:...(Sighs) Fine. But I'll prove it wasn't my fault. You'll see. I'll get the money back.
 * Sour Cookie: I don't have time for this. I'm out of here. I have a debt I have to attend to as well. (Walks away)
 * Gingy: What? What do you mean--
 * Sour Cookie: Do I go around asking you what's not my own business?...Exactly. Good day. (Leaves in his candy limo)
 * Gingy:...(Sighs) I'm toast!
 * Sour Cookie came to a shaodwy figure.
 * Sour Cookie: "What did I tell ya? I snagged that Skittle fortune of his like a boss! You'll have his delicious house by the end of the day, Don Porker."
 * The figure reveils himself as a big, fat pig. This was Don Porker.
 * Don Porker: "The end of the day is still too long, Cookie! I want that house now, OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO SETTLE FOR YOU?!"
 * Sour Cookie: "You sir, you have seriously bad patience issues. The Milk Bank is slow on these sort of things."
 * Don Porker: Hmmph! Maybe, but this is your last chance. If I don't have that house by the appointed time, I'll start with those gumdrop buttons of yours!
 * Sour Cookie: (Panicking with a high-pitched voice) NO, NOT THE BUTTONS!!! NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!
 * Don Porker: You know, I never get how that sets you guys off.
 * Sour Cookie: Everything that involves being eaten is fearful.
 * Don Porker: Whatever. Just go do your job.
 * Sour Cookie: Why do you need that gingerbread house, anyway? You're a pig. You can barely live inside it.
 * Don Porker: Do I go around asking YOU what's not my own business? No! And neither should you. Now shut up and go.
 * Sour Cookie: Fine. (Leaves)
 * (Icky): "Hey sorry for interupting the story, but at least 3 of the 4 stories involve The Shrek world. Pinkie's story, Cynder's story, and your story Ginger. What's with everyone's fasination of having the Shrek world the center of talltales?"
 * (Gingy): You know, Ick-face, not all stories have to have same or different settings. Our stories, our rules.
 * (Icky): Yeah, you're probably right. But still, let's at least go for originally here.
 * (Discord): "Oh trust me, i seen the script and I think this is the last Shrek World story."
 * (Applebloom): Well, I don't care how awful or how dramatic these stories are, I think they're downright amazin'.
 * (Sweetie Belle): Me, too.
 * (Scootaloo): Me, three.
 * (Baby Cakes): YAAY! (Giggles) Gingy!
 * (Twilight): Okay, let the Gingerbread Man continue, cutie pies.
 * Gingy: (Walks inside, and sits down while several Gingerbread Men are seen dancing)
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Hey look, it's Mr. Gingergreed!
 * Gingerbread Man #2: After his careless spending, he has no chance with Gingerette. She'd never notice someone like him. (They all laugh)
 * Gingerette: (Appears as a Gingerbread Women with a white dress, blue icing eyes, and red icing hair) Guys, shut up! He's not that bad. Besides, I know him. He wouldn't do something like spend an entire fortune for me.
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Really? Then who do YOU think stole his fortune?
 * Gingerette: How should I know? None of us saw the guy except him.
 * Gingerbread Man #2: (Laughs) Dream on, sister. He's a big egotistical douche. (Gingerette grabs him by the gumdrop button, and faces him)
 * Gingerette: Listen here, cream-cake! Gingy is NOT an egotistical douche. He's a sweet person. If you all can't see that, then YOU don't stand a chance against me. (Lets go of Gingerbread Man #2) Goodbye! (Walks to Gingy)
 * Gingy: Gingerette? What're you doing here?
 * Gingerette: Have you found out who stole your Skittles?
 * Gingy: Not yet, but I think I know someone who might.
 * Gingerette: The Muffin Man?
 * Gingy: The Muffin Man.
 * Muffin Man: (Arrives) You called?
 * Gingy: "I have a problem. My skittles fortune was stolen, but-"
 * Muffin Man: "Everyone else thinks you carelessly spend it all like an egomaniac jackass?"
 * Gingy: "Uh... Yeah."
 * Muffin Man: "Gingy, I know your not THAT type of Gingerbread man. But I assumed we're dealing with either a criminal mastermind, or someone who was lucky enough to know about your secret under the house passage way."
 * Gingy: "Darn, WHY did I instelled that in there?!"
 * Muffin Man: "But about seeing him, afraid my eyes are not that good anymore. Sometimes I claimed I was playing cards with Cao Cao, Liu Bai, Sun Jian, Aberham Lincoln, and Superman, when really, it was the a bunch of cooking ware clottered up at my poker table. But I couldn't help but felt there was a Gingerbread Man shaped figure around your house. Problem is, again, bad eyesight, and that it was dark, so, it could be anyone, and your already uncreditable being viewed as someone who blew away your own fortone."
 * Gingy: "Well, thanks for, at least some useful info.... I think."
 * Muffin Man: But even though I couldn't see him, I think I could give you a few things I was barely able to see. He had a voice that I couldn't even recognize. Only 6 inches high, and he had some black on his head. As for the body, well, he looked a bit like a councilman in my book.
 * Gingy: A councilman? Hmm, well, I guess that means our thief is someone of business.
 * Gingerette: Think it was Sour Cookie?
 * Gingy: (He and the Muffin Man look at each other, then burst out laughing) Sour Cookie? No way!
 * Muffin Man: (Laughs) I know he might be a jerk sometimes, but he's definitely not a thief.
 * Gingerette: Well, it's a possibility, right?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, let's be real. It's not a good plan for someone to just steal money from a burrower, and then demand more for the mortgage behind his...back...Actually, it IS a good plan.
 * Muffin Man: But I assure you, he's not that kind of Gingerbread Man.
 * Gingy: Well, let's not be quick to ponder the possibilities. The sooner we can catch this douche and get my money back by tomorrow night, the better.
 * Gingerette: You're not seriously thinking about staying up all night trying to find the thief, are you?
 * Gingy: No, that just wastes time. We have to catch him by tomorrow morning...(Yawns)...or I lose...this place...
 * Muffin Man: (Chuckles) Sleepy, Gingy?
 * Gingy: NO! I'm...not sleepy...(Falls to the ground sleeping)
 * Gingerette:...Well, good night, Muffin Man.
 * Muffin Man: You, too, Gingerette. (The two separate)
 * Gingy: "Man I'm in trouble?! I still found nothing?!"
 * Gingerette: Still found nothing, huh?
 * Gingy: Nope. We gotta find those Skittles, or I'm in the alleys faster than you can say 'Candy Land'.
 * Gingerette: Let's also remember the possibility that Sour Cookie might be involved.
 * Gingy: Well, he might, he might not. If it was him, then there has to be a reason...Wait...maybe there IS a reason.
 * Gingerette: There is?
 * Gingy: He said he was in a debt, too. He never told me who, but that's something we might need to look in right now. But how am I supposed to find out before tonight? We can't ask him, he might take it the wrong way.
 * Gingerette: Well, how else should we find out?
 * Gingy: There's no choice. We'll have to spy on him. I know it's, kinda extreme, but I'm running out of opitions!
 * Gingerette: "Ok, I have your back the full way."
 * Gingy: HOLY TWINKIES, THANK YOU! (Hugs her) Now, let's get a move on.
 * Gingy: (Appears with Gingerette, and they lean themselves to the wall) Ssh!
 * Gingerette: I will.
 * Gingy: Good. (They see Sour Cookie driving by in his limo) Hide. (They do that in the Gingerbread Trees)
 * Sour Cookie: (Sighs) What a rigorous day. I don't know if I'll ever get that payment to Don Porker by tonight. Not exactly sure why he wants that stupid house. (Goes inside)
 * Gingy: Don Porker? Who the hell is that?
 * Gingerette: I heard of him. He's actually a pig owned by the farmers next door. He's the fattest pig in the farm because he always manages to sneak here and chow down on us like cookies. That guy needs some serious fitness.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, pigs are always fat. Do you actually wanna imagine what a SKINNY pig would be like?
 * Gingerette:...Ugggh! No!
 * Gingy: Yeah, it would be extremely gross. (The both of them look through the window, and seen Sour Cookie on his phone.)
 * Sour Cookie: "Ok, I ensure, powerful Farmyard Mafia Don Porker, you will have that Gingerbread House soon enough. Trust me, this will be the most successful candy mongering ever successfully pulled, you will have it shipped out and sold to fat kids everywhere where soon enough, and I, your biggest supporter in getting you only THE finest Gingerbread Houses in Gingerbread Man history. And we would both be rolling in the profits. Yes, you can eat the original, but ONLY after we mass produce the houses, but that can only happen when i get the deed, which also serves as resipe..... Which I'll soon get soon enough. The Milk Bank is so stupidly trusting of me, it insults my intelligents. I'm glad to hear you say that our allience has proven benifital... Yes, I'll see you soon again after the house is contained. Goof bye, your mob bossness." (Hangs up)
 * Gingerette: Oh my, God! It WAS him!
 * Gingy: That son of a bitch!
 * (Twilight): Gingy, we need to watch the language, remember? This is a bedtime story.
 * (Gingy): Oh, please, they're just babies. They don't understand English--
 * (Pound Cake): Bitch?
 * (Gingy):...Oh, crud! Well, it's okay, they won't remember it once they grow up. Back to the story...with no cuss words.
 * Gingy: I'm going in there! (Gingerette stops him)
 * Gingerette: No, Gingy! You can't just reveal yourself!
 * Gingy: Gingerette, he stole my fortune, you can't expect us to just keep it to ourselves!
 * Gingerette: Yes, we have to. Do you know that he has control of your house even without the deed? He can order the bank to take it away from you in just a single second. We can't let him know about it.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, we've got until tomorrow! TOMORROW!!! We can't pull this off any longer, my home will be gone by then. Do you have ANY other suggestions of how I get my Skittles back? If not, then we have no choice.
 * Gingerette: Well, I don't know, but listen to reason! Do you want to spoil it all? Can you imagine what the Farmyard Mafia would do if they were to figure this all out? I'm sure you know, because you obviously remember what happened to your last girlfriend.
 * Gingy: (Gets visions of her getting eaten by a fat kid during the holidays)...Yes. Okay, Gingerette, I'll keep this a secret. But what're we gonna do?
 * Gingerette: The only thing we CAN do. We have to steal back your fortune, and pay the debt. He'll have no idea of it until it is too late.
 * Gingy: Are you bananas?!? Someone would be bound to think we're thieves.
 * Gingerette:...Good point. Then we'll have to do it without being seen.
 * ???: "Duh, gee, great idea except, (gaffawing), yous was caught before you could do anything!"
 * Gingerette and Gingy seen a huge, Chocolate Bunny thug with brutal mussles.
 * Gingy: "Well..... That escalated quickly."
 * Gingy and Gingerette were tied to chears.
 * Sour Cookie stood next to his henchment Chocolate Bunny.
 * Sour Cookie: "Well, I must say Mr. Gingy, I feel HURTED and BETRAYED you would spy on me?! And from what Hanzel told me, I AM UPSET YOU WOULD STEAL FROM ME?! Besides, I don't have your skittles fortune anymore, I already gaved it to Don Porker during my last visit. The fat crime lord pig probully ate it all by now. And I think your fully aware of what happens now."
 * Sour Cookie points to two Gingermen Thugs bring out a huge cup of milk.
 * Sour Cookie: "Have a nice swim, in bovine nipple juice!"
 * Gingy: NO, NOT THE MILK! ANYTHING BUT THE MILK!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO MILK!!!
 * Gingerette: ME, TOO!
 * Sour Cookie: All Gingerbread Men are allergic to milk, doofus! So, since you've discovered everything, I have no choice. Casa de Gingerbread is officially Milk Bank property starting now. (Blows a whistle)
 * Gingy: NO! NO, NO, NO! MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!
 * Sour Cookie: Oh, I can't? I'm the one who GAVE you the house in the first place. And I can take it away, too. If you wanna question my job again, I'll see to it that the Gummy Bears lock you up for threatening to steal from me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to remove your belongings. (Walks away)
 * Gingy: YOU MONSTER!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! (The milk cup is poured, and Gingerette is pulled towards the cup) NO! NOT GINGERETTE!!!
 * Gingerette: GINGY--(Gets dunked, and starts gurgling in the milk)...(Gets pulled back up, and she gasps for air, and at the same time, sneezing) YUCK!!! IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!?
 * Hanzel the Chocolate Bunny: SHUT IT, GINGER-SNAP! (Gingerette is dunked back into the milk)
 * Gingy: HELP!!! HELP ME!!! (Suddenly, someone crashes through the window and appears as a Gingerbread Man with scratches and wearing an icing attire similar to Gingy's Rumplestilskin attire)
 * Gingerbread Man Hero: Hey, bunny boy! Have a taste of THIS! (Throws a jellybean, and it bursts in jelly, pushes the glass of milk all over the room, and all over Gingy, who begins sneezing)
 * Gingy: YUCK!
 * Gingerette: Who the heck is that?
 * Gingerbread Hero: Now's not the time for introductions, miss. (Takes out a string of licorish, and uses it as a rope, swinging up to Gingerette, and untying her) Hold on! (Swings back down to the ground)
 * Gingy: Uh, we've got company! (Chocolate bunnies and Gingerbread Man thugs come and attack)
 * Hanzel: "Doy, that tears it! Hurt those guys good fellas!"
 * Hero: I'd like to see you try, tough guy! (He uses his licorish rope to lasso one of the Chocolate bunnies, and throw it to a wall where he crumbles into chocolate and peanut-butter filling) (Hero goes over, takes a taste of the peanut butter filling) Ahh! Peanut butter. Tastes like victory and justice. (Jumps over to the rest of the chocolate bunnies as well as the Gingerbread Man thugs, and beats them down in just 20 seconds) Alright, I'll get you out of here, Gingy.
 * Gingy: You know who I am?
 * Hero: Of course. You're one of Shrek's friends. Everybody knows Shrek.
 * Gingy: Who are you, anyway?
 * Hero: The name's Tough Cookie. I'm Sour Cookie's brother. I know that he works for the Farmland Mafia as well. I've spent years with the FFA Knight Department searching for that criminal syndicate, and I might be closer to finding it here.
 * Gingerette: You're Sour Cookie's brother?
 * Tough Cookie: Yes indeed.
 * Gingy: But why would they let YOU in the FFA Knight Department?
 * Tough Cookie: Because of my achievements, of course. I've beaten a dozen rogue dragons once armed with nothing more than a peppermint stick. (Takes out a sharpened peppermint stick, and a candy cane) And, being extremely lucky!
 * Hanzel has brought over a big rock!
 * Hanzel: "WELL THAT LUCK'S ABOUT TO RUN OUT, DUMMY?! (GAFFAWING)"
 * Tough Cookie: (Throws the peppermint spear, and if stabs Hanzel in the chest, and the rock falls on top of him, squishing him) I don't think so, bunny. (Releases Gingy) Now c'mon! Let's go get your house. (The three Gingerbread Men run off)
 * Gingy: (The house is gone) Oh, no! We're too late!
 * Tough Cookie: Not quite! Look! (They see Farmyard animals carrying the house to Don Porker, especially Sour Cookie)
 * Gingy: AFTER THEM! (They run after him, but find them heading straight for a farm)
 * Gingerette:...The Farmyard Mafia Farm.
 * Tough Cookie: After all these years of searching, it winds up to be close to Drury Lane.
 * Gingy: We have to go after them!
 * Gingerette: You mean...outside?
 * Gingy: What, you haven't been outside before?
 * Gingerette: No, not really, but...
 * Gingy: But we have no choice. We HAVE to get that deed back! That porkpie just stole my home, and he's gonna pay for it!
 * Tough Cookie: I hate to break it to you, but we'd need a plan of attack before we go down there.
 * Gingy: But by then, it would be too late. That fat pig would've pulled off the biggest illegal candy trade scam of all time and would just continue until either all the Gingerbread Man and Women are hopeless, or till they deside to pick on someone else, but by that time if it ever comes, every Ginger-People would be out on the street in mass-poverty! We have to go there NOW!
 * Tough Cookie: Fine. But we have to be sneaky and quick about it.
 * Gingerette: I don't know. I've been in this place all my life, and never once have I gone out there. It's too dangerous.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, you can't spend your entire life playing it safe. Look what trying to play it safe did to us! If we just told everyone about Sour Cookie sooner, we wouldn't even be in this mess! Sometimes it's better to take risks then to let the bad guys get a drop on you! We have to get down there and get my home back.
 * Gingerette: Well...uh...(Gulps)...
 * Gingy: Let's go. (Grabs Gingerette, and jumps to the ground with Tough Cookie)
 * Gingerette: YIKES!! What is this? Green tiny tentacles! They're gonna eat me!
 * Tough Cookie: Is this chick for real?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, that's grass. It doesn't hurt you.
 * Gingerette: It doesn't?
 * Gingy: No. Besides, we'll be at the farm in no time. We just need to be careful.
 * The Production of the clone houses had began.
 * Don Porker was wearing a bib.
 * Don Porker: "Sour Cookie, consider your dept offitcally paid. And now, I have quite a feast waiting for me, and, I'm gonna be a flithy pig in the sense of flithy stinking rich! Whoever said crime doesn't pay CLEARLY never met the Farmyard Mafia!"
 * Sour Cookie: "And the best part, no one knows this is even going on. This will become the most successful Candy mongering operation in history, that not even the devines themselfs would realise it happened!"
 * Don Porker: "Sure, whatever. Now do yourself a favor, and check up the productions. I got a dinner-date."
 * Sour Cookie left, as Gingy's house was served to Don Porker.
 * Don Porker: "Hello delisious, come to the Pigfather!"
 * ???: HOLD IT! (Eberyone turns around to see Gingy, Gingerette, and Tough Cookie standing in front of them)
 * Don Porker: YOU?!? But how the blob did you get here so fast?
 * Tough Cookie: Well, it wasn't that hard...
 * Gingerette: (Scared as the 3 heroes head down the grassy ridges)...Uh...I'm a bit frightened. What if animals come and eat us?
 * Tough Cookie: Then I'll protect us. (Takes out his peppermint spear) Just stick to the shadows. (A crow caw is heard)
 * Gingerette: AHH! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, be quiet. (Crows are seen flying above them)
 * Tough Cookie: Crows! Not friendly to us Gingerbread Men. We can't let them see us--(Suddenly, a crow appears in front of them) WHOAH!!!
 * Gingerette: AARRRGGHH!! (The crow attacks, but Tough Cookie uses his licorice rope to tie the crow up by the beak)
 * Gingy: Get down! (The crow struggles as Tough Cookie uses the licorice rope to use the crow to ride on)
 * Tough Cookie: Alright, you black rat with wings! We've got a score to settle with someone, and we've gotta get there fast! That means since YOU volunteered, you're gonna be leading it. And you ain't gonna give us any trouble! Understand? (The crow nods a 'yes') Good. C'mon, guys. Hop on.
 * Gingy: Oh, I'm gonna regret this! (Gingy hops on, but Gingerette is too scared)
 * Gingerette: I'm not getting on THAT thing!
 * Gingy: Fine, then we'll leave you here.
 * Gingerette: ALRIGHT, FINE! (Climbs up, and the crow takes off towards the farm)
 * Tough Cookie: So hand over the house, and we won't have to splatter your guts all over the ground!
 * Gingerette and Gingy: EWWW!!!
 * (SpongeBob): Okay, that was a bit out of the norm, don't you think?
 * (Gingy): Whatever.
 * Don Porker: "You realise I wouldn't be a very successful Mob Boss, if I didn't had, speical insurence."
 * Suddenly,Barnyard Animal Mobsters appeared, attoning Tommy Guns!
 * (Shrek): "NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE, HOW CAN THEY HAVE GUNS WHEN THEY'RE IN A MEDEVIL WORLD?!"
 * (Gingy): Obviously, they got it from other worlds.
 * (Pig): But I thought that trade vas illegal in our world.
 * (Pig #2): Ja, ze penalty is unsettling.
 * (Gingy): Oh, trust me, Mafias are basically BORN to be criminals, so no luck there.
 * Gingy: "Aw great. Armed mobsters!"
 * Tough Cookie: Worry not. I've handled people like this before.
 * Gingy: You've fought people with guns?
 * Tough Cookie: Yes, I've been outside this world a couple of times. I'll handle this. (Takes out a sugary stick, and sets it on fire, throwing it)
 * Mobster #1: What is this supposed to do, tiny--(The sugary stick explodes)
 * Tough Cookie: (Laughs) They're combustible, of course.
 * Don Porker: Well, it's too late for you, Ginger-faces! You can never hope to defeat me. I've gotten so fat, your blows mean nothing.
 * Tough Cookie: We'll see about that, tubby! (Throws his peppermint spear, but it bounces off of Porker's belly, and hits Tough Cookie in the face) OW!...(Takes out and ignites another sugary stick, and throws it. But Porker sits on it, and it explodes under his butt)
 * Don Porker: (Laughs and snorts) That was a nice glut massage.
 * Gingy: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?
 * Don Porker: Sorry, Gingerbread Martyrs! But anything you do will be useless. Nothing can stop me now. (Cackles but then, some knights appear from the door)
 * Knight #1: Looks like we finally caught you in the act, Porkpie!
 * Gingy: What?
 * Tough Cookie: I called them while we were starting our trip to the farm. They knew right where we were.
 * Gingerette: Wow, smart thinker.
 * Knight #1: Don Porkerson Pig, you're under arrest for the theft of a gingerbread house recipe, and for the murder of several of the Muffin Man's Gingerbread Men...well...consumption of them.
 * Don Porker: "Ya know, in hindsight, I always did had a bad ego, and that it was too predictable to hide out in a farm where it would be the most predictable place to look in by hindsight."
 * A duck mobster: "Gees, ya think?"
 * In secret, Sour Cookie sees this, and desides to make his escape!
 * Sour Cookie gets on a Gingerbread Plane!
 * Sour Cookie: "The gig's up! Take flight!"
 * The Gingerbread Thugs followed his orders and the plane gets off the ground!
 * Sour Cookie looks, quietly chuckles as he is convince he made a quick escaped.
 * Sour Cookie: "At least I won't have to worry about being that pig's patsy anymore. Now, I think I'll look at comfertable retirement in Rio under the name Sweet Cookie. Don Porker may not had beeen the Don who pulls of the most successful scam, but I became the cookie who scammed a Crime Boss: I secretly took all of his money from his time as a crimelord, and I saved at least 1 bag of Gingy's skittles, barely enough to pay off the dept.  (Laughs), Ain't I a stinker?" (Cackles as the Gingerbread plane flew off, only to be attacked by crows) CRAP-CAKES, NOT AGAIN!!! WHAT IS IT WITH US BASING OUR VICITLES ON SNACKS?! (The plane speeds up as the crows follow)
 * (Gingy): And after a while of fixing other stuff, I was back to living in my gingerbread house, and even had a party to celebrate. But even though I was broke, I had something with more worth than gold.
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Nice party, Gingy!
 * Gingy: Thanks. (Gingerette comes by, and hugs him tightly) Oh, Gingerette.
 * Gingerette: It's just amazing, Gingy. You're all over the Magic Mirror News! 3 Gingerbread Men thwart the evil Farmland Mafia Lord Don Porker. We're famous!
 * Gingy: Really?
 * Gingerette: Yeah. We're basically all over the place.
 * Gingy: Well...it feels good to do something on my own.
 * Gingerette:...(Kisses Gingy)
 * Gingy:...HOLY SHORTBREAD!!! (Faints)
 * Gingy: And that's the end.
 * Baby Cakes: YAAAY! (They change the magic number to 4)
 * Discord: "That was surprisingly short."
 * Gingy: "Well, mainly because I removed the filler of me investigating the crime, finding the mounatin with Skittles, walking to the farm, getting the Milk Bank off of my case, and finally, Sour Cookie's eventfull arrest in Rio when a Maid ID'ed him after watching the news."
 * Applejack: "So, whatever happened to that Don Pig guy after he was arrested."
 * Gingy: "..... Ya don't wanna know."
 * SpongeBob: Alright, who's next?
 * Snotrog: Hey, Hiccup? Why don't we tell them the story about how we handled that giant last year.
 * Astrid: Oh, yeah, that's a pretty good story. (Toothless moans in agreement from outside)
 * Hiccup: Okay, I suppose so. It wouldn't hurt to tell you guys about what happened after we defeated that crazy Adrian badger.
 * Icky: "Oh I remember THAT mess. It was another "Jungie's at it again" fiasco."
 * Rainbow Dash: Speaking of what Hiccup said, how HAS Adrian been doing since he was reincarnated?
 * Twilight: Princess Celestia told me that his little sister already knows after, she saw her baby's odd behavior which reminded her of her brother. Celestia explained everything to her when she gotten word of it. Her reaction, well, I don't really remember how she took it.
 * Discord: Well, too bad I wasn't there since I was still evil at the time, and still a statue.
 * Pinkie: Yeah, Celestia seemed to did something weird to reincarnate him, and you don't wanna know HOW she did it!
 * Icky: "Isn't weird we promised ourselfs not to talk about Adrian, and yet we're doing just that?'
 * Twilight: "Well, we gotten over that event by now, so it doesn't so, morbidly awkword now, i guess."
 * Hiccup: Anyway, let's begin. It was only 5 days after the whole Adrian incident...

Story 5: Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors
Berk. Giant Village Next Morning, Viking Village. Later... Viking Village few days later. Giant Village. Stomper's hut. Late Midday. Hours later when the boats are finally far enough away from the village! Later, at the party. Viking village. Some dragon trapping later. Meanwhile, at the party finishing up AFTER the leage finished up their plan, and sent Stomper on a very "speical" mission.
 * (Hiccup): "It started out when me and the gang were riding out our dragons on the outskirts of the island."
 * Hiccup: WHOA, EASY, TOOTHLESS! (Toothless and the group fly through rock arches, and pass by a few Viking boats) Yikes.
 * Fishlegs: HAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
 * Snotrog: YAHOO! (Spins his dragon through more rock arches, and then jumps through a hole while his dragon went through another below it, then Snotrog landed straight back onto the dragon) WHOA!!!
 * Astrid: Showoff.
 * Hiccup: Alright, Vikings, let's take a little break. Our dragons need to cool down. (They all land inside the arena where they meet up with Stoick and Gobber)
 * Gobber: "Oh there you rascals are. We need help find out a solution for all the NOISE some new settlers from the far otherside of the island we ever hardly go to! They came here just about 4 days ago, and there's been noise about what sounds like huge people throwing a party!"
 * Hiccup: "We have another side of the island we never visited?"
 * Stoick: "Well, we did wanted to take a look at it, but ya know, nothing screams a good home like a sea-side view, so, we simply didn't bother exploring beyond this side of the island."
 * Snotrog: "Well, why can't we just tell those new people to shut up, better yet, tell them to get lost cause is OUR island?!"
 * Stoick: "Uh.... That's the thing. We sent a Viking there a few hours ago, and uh......"
 * The Viking they sent is seen running!
 * Viking: "GIANTS?! GIANTS?! BERK IS INVADED BY GIANTS?! AHHHHHHH?!"
 * Stoick: "...... Pretty much that."
 * Gobber: "Oh, I'm sure Olaf the over-reacting is just being his namesake. I bet these people are just a wee bit taller and Olaf just got the wrong idea. I mean, everyone knows Giants ain't real. They're more mythical then Unicorns and those flying horses for that greece place." (suddenly, tremors shake the area, and the dragons shutter)
 * Astrid: What was that?
 * ???: I WANNA KNOW WHO THE HELL SENT THAT PUNY HUMAN VIKING TO OUR TERRITORY!!! (5 giants that are only the size of Hagrid from Harry Potter, arrive as their footsteps shake the earth) I'M GONNA GIVE THAT GUY A STERN TALKING TO!!!
 * Fishlegs: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!
 * Stoick: Impossible!
 * Gobber: Wow. They are real. Who'd have thought?
 * Giant #1: (A black-bearded guy with a dark brown barbarian style clothing, and carrying a large spiked club, sees them, and he and the giants behind them stomp up to them) WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE LEADER?!?
 * Gobber:...That would be him, Mr. Giant. (Points at Stoick)
 * Stoick: Oh thanks for the help Gobber?! Uh... (Chuckles nervously until the giant leader grabs him by the shirt)
 * Hiccup: DAD!!!
 * Giant #1: What gives you the nerve to send one of your cabbage-head Vikings to trespass on our territory in the middle of a party?
 * Stoick: We-we heard your loud thumping, and we needed to find out what it was. But now that we do, could you at least be nice enough to leave? We, apologies for any inconvinences.
 * Giant #1:...Fine! (Lets go of him)
 * Ruff: What's wrong with you, dude?
 * Giant #2: HE WASN'T SPEAKING TO YOU, MONKEY-BOY!!!
 * Giant #3: Uh, guys? Is it me, or are there...dragons here? (The giants find out that dragons are present)
 * Giant #1: Wait a minute. (Walks up to Toothless as he backs away a bit, and starts to growl)...A Night Fury? Haven't seen those things in years. Heard from my father these creatures are critically endangered...for something that's extremely fast and powerful. (Toothless looks confused)
 * Hiccup: What're you talking about?
 * Giant #1: SHUT UP, BOY!!! (Turns to Stoick) Listen here, you tiny red-bearded Viking-hole! I don't wanna see ANY of your kind trespassing on our property again! But for your sake, we shall take our party time down a notch. But if you EVER trespass again, WE'LL RIP OFF YOUR BEARD, AND WEAR IT LIKE A WIG!!! UNDERSTAND?!? (The word echoes, and everyone reacts horribly to it, even the dragons)
 * Stoick:...Yes.
 * Giant 1: "That goes double to the dragons as well. ESPEICALLY THAT TOE-BITTING NIGHT FURY!?"
 * Toothless became even more confused.
 * The Giants up and left before anyone could asked.
 * Hiccup: "I, think we made a negitive impression."
 * Stoick: "And that's bad when dealing with Giants. Giants with a bad first impression, have a bad habit of ensuring your life will be very un-enjoyable."
 * Snotrug: "Well, just don't go to their side of the island. We hardly ever go there anyway, so it seems fair they have it."
 * Astrid: "But what if we end up going to war with them if their leader is unbelievely war-mongering? What if they're here to congure the island? Or worse, what if they're dragon hunters, or even behind why there ain't alot of Night Furies?!"
 * Hiccup: "Now, now now! It's not THAT bad yet! Maybe they were upset that Olaf may've hurt their feelings by saying racial slurs about Giants, or said something offencive to giants, like, that stuff being said about them grinding our bones to make bread, or that they keep Golden Harp Woman or Gooses that lay golden eggs, or that they live in castles in clouds! Maybe they're just upset about the predjudeses being said about them."
 * Gobber: "It could also be possable they weren't a fan of being spied on neither, or maybe they heard alot of bad things about us Vikings too and are afraid of us."
 * Astrid: "Yeah, the giant who grabbed Stoick, our fearless leader, didn't seem or sounded like he was afraid of him. But I do agree on what Hiccup said, and your throey about the "Spying" thing, and maybe alittle right about what's been said about Vikings."
 * Hiccup: "Well, I can't deny that there's Viking clans going around and messing up other people, but we're not like THOSE Vikings, we just want our privatcy and live our own lives."
 * Tuff: Well, we're at least glad we won't have to see THEIR fat butts anymore.
 * Giant #1: (From distance) I HEARD THAT!!!
 * Stoick: Alright, if we all wanna stay alive and NOT get our heads torn off by these guys, it's best we keep ourselves away from their territory. For all we know, they might be dragon hunters like we once were...only worse.
 * Hiccup: Okay, let's all not be bothered by their antics. (Toothless roars in agreement)
 * Ruff: But how much of the other side of Berk do they have, anyway?
 * Astrid: We're not actually sure. And we won't find out, either. Let's just get back to our usual stuff.
 * Everyone: Agreed. (Dragons roar in agreement)
 * Giant #1: (He and the other 4 giants return) Who were those guys?
 * Giant #4: I don't know. But I find it impossible that they actually have dragons around. I thought they hated those things.
 * Giant #1: Hmm, it seems they've gotten a compassion for the creatures. (Scoffs) Who would've ever imagined they could pull something like THAT off?
 * ???: I know I wouldn't. (Arrives as a vicious giant with a giant mace, a muscular body, and a dark-brown wool suit) I wouldn't expect dragons to come live in peace with the human race. From what I heard of those Vikings, they've actually defeated the Red Death years ago. And wouldn't you know it...(A massive skull is seen in the middle of the village. This is the Red Death's skull)...I find the beast's lifeless skull sitting under the water. A MARVELOUS bounty! (Chuckles)
 * Giant 1: Yeah, the skull really makes the village look nice, Stomper.
 * Stomper: You're damn right it does. For years, I've been trying to kill it, and some Night Fury and human kid kill it for me.
 * Giant #3: What a coincidence. We saw a Night Fury at the Viking village on the other side of the island.
 * Stomper: (Surprised)...What? You seen a Night Fury?
 * Giant #4: Yeah. It didn't seem that intimidated by us, albeit a bit confused.
 * Stomper:...Hmmph! Amazing. That must be the Night Fury that defeated the Red Death. I might even have to thank it...by slapping it upon the face! I've despised dragons all my life! Especially since a Night Fury bit off Normus' toe. I've wanted payback ever since. No dragon has EVER been able to stand against me. Not even a lightning-fast Night Fury. They fear me like they feared this beast that lies in front of us!
 * Giant #2:...There is no beast here--Oh, you mean the skull.
 * Suddenly, a tubby Giant comes to Stomper and the 4 Giants. This was considered to be Normus.
 * Normus: "Stomper, what's this I heard you sent 4 guys into imtimidating the locals?"
 * Stomper: "My lord, they sent a spy on one of our parties!"
 * Normus facepalm.
 * Normus: "Normus, that "spy" was just a curious local, and he only offended us because YOU scared him by threatening to squish him, which was ANOTHER Giant steriotype about us THAT YOU ENCOURAGED?! Our parties are not invitation only, anyone can attend as long as they bring food, and even that's not entirely nessersary! Nice, real nice, this is like when you used to have your own tribe when you keep doing stupid things that eventally.... (Sigh), I don't need to remind you. Let's just say the only reason why humans are afraid of us, is because idiots like you keeping scaring and imtimidating them! Now they're gonna think we're a threat! And once again, I have to be the diplotic one and make due amends before they come marching here with torches and rope! This is our only hope to have a home, when YOU keep getting us kicked out by frightening the locals!"
 * Stomper: "Normus, before you do, there's something you should know. They have tamed Dragons."
 * Normus: "So what? As long as I don't prevoke them, I won't end up losing another toe."
 * Stomper: "...... They even have a Night Fury."
 * Normus gulped.
 * Normus: "Well, Dragons or no Dragons, I am not gonna live with myself thinking those people hate us because of idiots LIKE YOU! And another thing Stomper, if I hear you were scaring locals again, you can kiss being in this tribe goodbye!"
 * Normus stomped away in anger.
 * Stomper sighed.
 * Stomper: "I can't lose this tribe guys. I don't have anywhere else to go. Maybe for once I better let Normus do what he wants."
 * Hiccup and the Gang were looking forword to ride their dragons when suddenly, they heard what sounded like a REALLY big horse!
 * They look to see Normus and two Giant Bodyguards riding on huge horses torwords the village!
 * Vikings hid away in their homes!
 * Hiccup: "Please tell me these guys don't want trouble!"
 * Stoick and Gobber came in.
 * Stoick: "I'll handle this. I assume judging by his heavily armored friends that he's the leader. Hiccup, make sure the dragons are absince for this."
 * Hiccup: Got it. (Toothless growls, and he and the dragons fly off and hide)...He must've already known.
 * Stoick: Alright, Giant Leader. What is it you want? Did we do anything wrong?
 * Normus: No, of course not. We just came back to tell you that those giants that came here were just being nieved. We're not really a violent race...unless provoked. Our warrior, Stomper the Undefeatable, just got troubled when that Viking you sent there made them taunt him, and things didn't go very well.
 * Giant #1: Absolutely. Besides, we hear you train dragons here.
 * Stoick: Well, yeah, you can thank my son for doing such a thing.
 * Normus: Is this the particular human who defeated the Red Death years ago?
 * Stoick:...How did you know that?
 * Normus: Stomper put it's massive skull in our village. The thing must be over 50 ft tall considering how huge the monster was.
 * Gobber: You keep the Red Death's skull in your village?
 * Giant #2: Yeah, really ties the place together.
 * Normus: Besides, we came here just to say we're sorry.
 * Stoick:...Well...I guess we can accept it.
 * Normus: But I also recommend that you stay out of our village. No offense, we normally don't have any problem welcoming visitors, it's just that, if Stomper even saw you, it won't end well. It's just until I get Stomper to stop being just a jerk and learn to accept little people again.... It's gonna be quite awhile though.
 * Gobber: We can do that. We don't want enough trouble from them as it is.
 * Normus: Well, good day. (The giants leave, and once they were out of sight, the dragons and Vikings came out again)
 * Hiccup: Well, I guess the giants didn't have a grudge against us after all.
 * Snotrog: They actually kept the Red Death's skull in their village?!? THAT IS AWESOME!!! (Toothless shutters, as well as the other dragons)
 * Hiccup: But there's one problem I don't get. Why would they keep that skull in their village? When the creature was alive, he was frightening to all the dragons it enslaved...I think I just answered my own question.
 * Astrid: They must really hate dragons, and put that skull there to scare off any dragon who comes around to attack them.
 * Ruff: Those giants are clever brutes.
 * Hiccup: Even trying to fly there on a dragon to take a look at the place wouldn't be a good idea. We could crash.
 * Stoick: Well, I feel like there's more to it than that.
 * Gobber: Like what?
 * Stoick: Well, if the skull keeps dragons away from their territory, then...what if it could keep dragons from LEAVING the territory.
 * Astrid:...That's a good point. What if it was there to keep dragons in as well as out?
 * Snotrog: Are you saying that THEY keep dragons as well?
 * Stoick: I don't know. But if the answer is yes, then it's not in the way we keep them.
 * Gobber: "Ok, I think we're over-exsamining this! Maybe a Red Death used to torment them alot, and they're keeping a skull as a trinket. Maybe it's just for deceration, I mean, I doubt they're fully aware of the whole "Dragon Enlsavement" thing. I mean, that Nromus guy doesn't look like the "ensalver" type."
 * Hiccup: "But what if Stomper's using Normus' bad encounter with a Night Fury to malmitulate him into doing such things?"
 * Gobber: "Oh come on, it's not like Stomper is Normus' trusted warrior adviser or anything."
 * Stoick: Yeah, you're probably right. They came to apologize after all.
 * Stomper walks back and form.
 * Normus came back.
 * Normus: "Well, thanks to me, the small people don't hate us anymore. Sow why is that skull here though?"
 * Stomper: "Oh, it's me personal boxing glove, for when I can do THIS?!"
 * Stomper punches the skull, creating a huge crack
 * Giant #1:...So you can destroy it?
 * Stomper: No, Talviar! Even a giant can't possibly destroy a Red Death's skull. Plus, I've done it so long, I feel nothing.
 * Talviar: Wow!
 * Giant #2: So you REALLY can't feel how hard it is?
 * Stomper:...No. But another reason is to keep dragons away. No dragon will ever be able to bite off another toe ever again with this goliath here.
 * Giant #3: You use it to scare off dragons?
 * Stomper: Yeah, we weren't able to keep them away before. They ate our gigantahorses, our fish, and our livestock. They're just vermin.
 * Normus: You make a good point, Stomper. But that's how dragons are. That's how they'll always be. Just because they took our livestock before, it doesn't mean they're monsters.
 * Stomper: (Scoffs) Sure, if they WEREN'T monsters, then you'd still have your toe. But you don't. That's why they'll never come and terrorize us here again. They'll run away like a bunch of mice.
 * Normus: "Look, just because I'm more, cautious around dragons, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT EVERYONE TO BECOME XENOPHOBEIC AND USE UNETHICAL TACTICS IN PROTACTING THEMSELFS?! I'm sorry, but i want that, thing back where you found it! No exquses, I want that thing out of here!?"
 * Stomper: "But, sir, our lifestock and horses-"
 * Normus: "Well just have to use better fences  and be sure not to actselly leave them out at night. NOW GET RID OF THIS STUPID THING?!"
 * Stomper growled in defeat.
 * Stomper: "Ok boys, we'll hauling this thing back into the ocean. Normus' orders."
 * Normus: "And besides, just to prove your being rediclious, I'm going to invite the vikings to our next party next week."
 * Stomper: "WHAT?!"
 * Normus: "Well, I don't want them to think we view them very lowly, we should welcome them like friends, reguardless of size. Look, we can still insist not to bring dragons along, but that shouldn;t stop us from being much more neightberly!"
 * Stomper: "But, but, but!"
 * Normus: "Stomper, either you agree to this and promise you won't do ANYTHING stupid again, or your out of the tribe! I am not letting you get us chased out of our home like the other times, we have no where else to go thanks to you and your tendingcy to make people hate us?! UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Stomper: (Shrugs) Fine! I'll get rid of the skull, and invite those humans to our party. But don't come crying to me when dragons steal our livestock and food again. (Walks away)
 * Normus:...(Sighs) He really needs some guidance.
 * Giant #2: I agree. His xenophobia is starting to become a real pain in the fanny.
 * Normus: But he does it for a reason, Galuzar. He lost his family in a dragon attack when he was 10, and he's wanted revenge ever since. He just said he did it for me to cover it up.
 * Galuzar: Geez!
 * Talviar: He DOES need some guidance.
 * Normus: Which is why I need someone to watch over him. Xenophobia is an ugly thing. It's why alot of small people dislike us, cause idiots like Stomper keep making a less then graceful impression. You guys know it's those reasons why I forbid and downright illegalised Xenophobeia. But at the same time, I don't wanna end up making his life worse by kicking him out, espeically when he lost his tribe to humans after he lost his family. Thanks to him taking his anger out on a kingdom of humans, and injuring a beloved princess in the progress, well, you guys can do the math what happens to giants when they attack Human kingdoms."
 * Giant #3: "Duh, they get gift baskits and restrianging orders?"...(Galuzar smacks him)
 * Talviar: You're a weird person, Roonor, you know that, right?
 * Normus: No, they get executed. (The giants groan in disgust) So, is anyone willing to help him out?
 * The Giants muttered to themselfs.
 * Normus: "Ok, those who don't will have to be on Giant Tick duty again for the prepreation of the party."
 * All Giants: WE'LL ALL DO IT!!!
 * Normus: Good. Now go! He's already getting started with removing the skull. (He and more giants carry the heavy skull, and slowly move it away)
 * Talviar: Alright, we're on it. (The group heads out)
 * Normus:...(Laughs) I thought only one would do, but all of them are a better choice. (Laughs, and walks away)
 * Gobber: "Hey, I think we got a letter from the giants!"
 * Stoick: "What makes you think that?"
 * Gobber: "Know anyone else with GIANT paper?"
 * Stoick: ".... Oh. Well, we never heard from them in days, so, I guess we can answer it."
 * Gobber opens it.
 * Gobber: "Dear Vikings of the otherside of the island. I know this will be VERY confusing, in light that some of the tribe members told you to stay away from our village, then for me to apologies, but still informed that until Stomper gets a clue that Xenophobia's an ugly thing to have, but, we think our relations should be further improved if we had invite you to one of our parties. We promise we'll keep Stomper from being a bad exsample again, though i regret that in return, you would need to ensure your dragons don't come. Nothing personal, it's just I'm very, very, very, very, VERY cautious around dragons, particulary, Night Furies, and I'm afraid Stomper's distasteful Xenophobia, along with my own fault of being in so much pain when i lost my toe, got to my people abit badly and may be overly-cautious and/or aggresive to dragons. I want to make our co-existence work, so it won't end with everyone hurting each other, us mostly cause this our only chance to have a home away from fear and predjududes. Sincerly, Normus, The Far Traveling Friend To All. P.S. Personal congratulations to young Hiccup, the boy who tamed dragons and defeated the Red Death. That creature was a menace to even us Giants."
 * Stoick: "This is, unexpected and odd."
 * Gobber: "Not to mention these Giants are having trouble making up their minds."
 * Stoick: "Or perhaps Normus really wants to show he's not a bad giant, neither are his people... Well, obivious exception from Stomper."
 * Snotrog: "Well, how do we know this isn't a trap?"
 * Hiccup: "Look, they deserve the benifit of the doubt at least, I mean, someone with the name "The Far Traveling Friend to All" clearly doesn't sound like the name of an evil malvolent giant."
 * Astrig: "Maybe not, but we're more concerned about Stomper. He may be the kind of guy not even Normus couldn't control."
 * Stoick: "Now, we're not gonna let one bad giant prevent us giving the rest of those giants a chance. Besides, Normus was probuly a victim of countless acts of being prosicuted for being a Giant, no doubt thanks to Stomper being, well, a nasty giant, and if we don't show, then he may become afraid that we're too afraid of him, and assume the worse. They deserve to have a home here. I don't think they'll be ever to find a new home if they can't have a place in Berk. It's our only home as well, when everyone else let the sins of other Viking clans judge us based on what we are on the outside, but not the inside. They deserve to have Berk as their salvation as well."
 * Hiccup: Dad's right, everyone. We need to give the giants a chance. There's nowhere else for them to live, especially with all the other mean Vikings out there.
 * Gobber: Well, if they want us, then I say we stop standing here and go and have a good time.
 * Hiccup: But let's take their advice and not bring our dragons along. They'd be scared of that skull...though, it might be likely Normus had it removed because he's not one to be into xenophobia.
 * Fishlegs: So we have to travel there by boat?
 * Hiccup: Yeah. It may take a while, but it's our only choice.
 * Stoick: Alright, let's go.
 * Gobber: I'll pack my undies.
 * Hiccup: We'll make sure our dragons stay put.
 * Astrid: "Well, don't they live in the otherside of the island?"
 * Hiccup: "Yeah, but it's a BIG island. It's argueably faster to use a boat, in some cases."
 * Normus was relieved that no one had no problem with humans being invited to one of their parties. Though they would still be cautious, they're very respectful of Normus' desidion.
 * Normus: "It's incredible that no one has a problem with my desidion, aside from a few concerns. I mean, yeah, I don't blame them, everyone is understandingly convince that the guys Stomper sent may've scared them to staying clear, but I have a feeling these people are different, in a different sense."
 * Stomper growled as he is unstaisfived at many of his fellow Giants are not even giving minor complaints about Humans coming to a Giant Party.
 * Stomper: "First that soft hearted twit made me get rid of our only repelent against dragons, now he's inviting humans?! If it wasn't for the fact no other Giant tribe would accept me since my mistake on that human kingdom was widely heard, I..... I.... (Sighs sadly), Why is Normus so trusting to those Humans, even when they have dragons?! It's just not fair."
 * ???: "Well, you can't let that fat idiot get away with this, are you?"
 * Stomper: "Who said that?"
 * ???: "Down here."
 * Stomper looks down to see Jungie.
 * Stomper: "A talking Fox, in clothes?"
 * Jungie: "Well, I'd expected you would be a complete dunderhead. I was corrected on your intellgents level."
 * Stomper growls.
 * Jungie: "You see, my assusiates (Galaxhar, Makunga, and Tai Lung came in, along with Jungie's leopards) and my myself have come to help you out your, predicerment. You see, we have an interest to place those dragons into our useage for, shall we say, making our goals suprimely easy.. You know, like a, few hostile take-overs and what-not."
 * Stomper: "What do you want me to do about it?"
 * Tai Lung: "Well, don't you think Normus inviting those idiot Vikings would be a good thing?"
 * Galaxhar: "In terms of getting an oppertunity to snag those dragons, he means."
 * Stomper: "Really?"
 * Makunga: "Well yeah!? Think about it! You snag all those dragons once those horn-heads are too busy eating chips and dip! It's perfect for some Dragon rustling!?"
 * Stomper: "But, what if I get found out, and ended up making those stupid humans chase us out? Normus will strangle me if-"
 * Galaxhar: "Oh don't worry, with help of my clones, it'll be switfh and easy."
 * Stomper: "But what am I suppose to do with a village full of dragons?!"
 * Jungie: "Simple, give them to us, and we'll, ensure that they'll never darken your doors again. Like i said, we have a, grand use of them for, personal businesses."
 * Stomper: "...... You're sure Normus won't none the wiser?"
 * Jungie: "Neither will the Vikings! They'll just assume a few outsiders lead by this "Alvin the Terrorable" stolen their dragons! What do you say?"
 * Stomper: "..... Alright, I see no reason to say no to this."
 * Galaxhar: "There's our guy!"
 * Jungie: "Now, come around say, midday, those simpetons would already shipped off by now, that is when we shall begin the plan. We'll be completely gone by the time they would come back, drunk and confused of what happened."
 * Tai Lung: "I'm already ingmagining tha useless weakling Hiccup sulking on what could've gone wrong. It would break his spirit if anything were to happen to that Night Fury he cares for so much."
 * The villains laugh but Stomper, who only looks at them weird.
 * Stomper: "Uh, what's so funny? Why are you guys breaking into random laughter?"
 * Junjie: You seriously don't know what these laughs are for? I take it your not much of a "Traditional" villain are you?
 * Stomper: Not really, no.
 * Galaxar: It's how we enjoy our evil. You know, a villain usually does it when he enjoys what he might or might not accomplish.
 * Tai Lung: Like this (Cackles)
 * Stomper: Sounds more like you're laughing at God because he played a joke on someone.
 * Galaxar: Well...(Laughs) You can technically say that you're right. God really IS messing with someone. And...(Laughs) that's our enemies.
 * Junjie: Guys, we're losing focus on the task at hand.
 * Stomper: "Sorry."
 * Galaxar: Besides, we have GREAT use of that skull you got rid of. It'll be useful to round up those dragons.
 * Stomper: Really?
 * Junjie: Of course. It scares the shit out of them, so it'll definitely need to be used again.
 * Tai Lung: And come to think of it, we have an idea! One that'll make YOU the new leader of your tribe.
 * Stomper:...Go on.
 * Tai Lung: We'll find a way to capture the dragons, frame Normus for it, and since you're the greatest warrior in the tribe, you'll be the official leader. Then you can never be kicked out of a tribe again, and keep dragons away from them.
 * Stomper: EXCELLENT!!! JUST EXCELLENT!!! But wait. Won't everyone suspect that it'd be me? Normus is the nicest guy around, and also, he's deathly afraid of dragons. He once peed himself seeing a Terrorable Terror."
 * Tai Lung: "....... Well, that's a big flaw in our plan."
 * Galaxhar: "Ok, we'll just have to frame someone else then."
 * Makunga: "Pfft, what don't we just make everyone think it was Team Nefarious and call it a day?"
 * Jungie: "Very well, but it has to be VERY CONVINCING?! Nefarious is known to glout about his sins after succeeding. That is why I invited one of Chrysalis' best Changelings to help us. He goes by the name, Ann-Tena."
 * A thin, female Changeling appeared that looks like Chrysalis at the size of Candence.
 * Jungie: "Ah, there you are, Ann-Tena. I want you to make your finest Impression of Dr. Nefarious."
 * Ann-Tena: (Nods a 'yes' since Changelings cannot speak in normal form, and shapeshifts into Dr. Nefarious) YOU INSOLENT SQUISHY!!! YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!! LAWRENCE, ANNIHILATE HIM!!!...
 * Galaxar:...I think he had a more high-pitched voice than that.
 * Junjie: And can you make sure to go with his hilarious glitch while you're at it?
 * Tai Lung: Yes. He wouldn't be Dr. Nefarious without that silly glitch.
 * Ann-Tena: Well, I can try. (Clears throat) QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Freezes, yet is unable to play music)...Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up...
 * Tai Lung: No, no, no, no! You can't just vocalize the music, you have to play it with your mind. Chrysalis did it like a pro, and everyone got her comedy. Now try again.
 * Ann-Tena:...Alright....QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Freezes again, and manages to play the actual song with her mind, but at fast motion)
 * Stomper: (Laughs)
 * Jungie: "No offence Ann, but it seems you still require practice. But at least we don't nessersarly require the glitch. We just need you to act and speak like Nefarious, and it'll be convincing enough."
 * Ann-Tena: "Thanks guys, I, I seriously need to prove myself to mother and Step-dad. I am supposingly a future queen, and I can't speak outside of a form yet, like most changelings."
 * Jungie: "But alchorse, and consider this your chance to prove such worth, like proving my own worth to Cobra who is still painly judgemental on me!"
 * Galaxhar: "Well you do have a bad tendingy to act without his permission at times, espeically when it concerns the lougers."
 * Jungie: "WELL IT'S NOT THIS TIME AROUND! This time, I tend to surprise him by giving him a dragon army at his disposal, with a powerful, Night Fury general!"
 * Makunga: "Yeah, I'm still concern about the whole, "Mang doesn't know about this secret mission" thing."
 * Jungie: "Trust me. This time, my flawless plan shall succeed. The Vikings will leave by Late Midday."
 * In hiding, the villains see the Viking ships leave.
 * Junjie: Just as I suspected, heading out to have a smashing good time at the party.
 * Tai Lung: And again, just as we suspected, they're leaving their dragons behind.
 * Ann-Tena: (As Nefarious) So when exactly do we capture the little beasts?
 * Galaxar: Not now. We must do it when the time is right. We need to wait for them to be beyond ear-shot!
 * Makunga: "But boats are the slowest form of transportation! It would take hours!"
 * Jungie: "Oh don't worry, time tends to go quickly in cartoons!"
 * Jungie: "See what what I mean friends?"
 * Tai Lung: But we're gonna need to make sure they still don't hear the dragons. Do you have ANY idea how loud those creatures are? I can't imagine how Abbot must've felt after his ears exploded from the Night Fury's roar.
 * Galaxar: Well, his REAL name is Babbit, but we should just call him Abbot due to the certain sound-alike screw-up.
 * Junjie: But he does have a point. Dragons can be heard from miles. We need to cover their mouths with these cloths. And it doesn't matter how many of those brutes there are, but we and my Furious Five can do it so quickly, they won't know what hit them.
 * Tai Lung: All we have to do is make sure they're muted once we capture them.
 * Ann-Tena: Guys? I think I have a better solution. Remember the fish you were gonna use to lure the dragons to the trap? Well, if we're gonna trap them, then we won't have time to stuff the cloths in them. So I have some super-sticky gum right here. (Takes out a pack of gum)
 * Galaxar: And how is THAT gonna mute them?
 * Ann-Tena: See for yourself. (Eats some gum, turns into a dragon, and tries roaring, but only releases a tiny squeak) See? (Hacks out the gum, turns back into Nefarious, and disintegrates it) They'll be so gagged up, they'll be unable to roar. The only thing they'll sound like is a teeny tiny fart from a little child. (Laughs)
 * Junjie: Excellent idea, Ann! Just excellent! We just need to put it in the fish, and--(Finds the fish gone) What the--?!? (They see that dragons have taken off with the fish) HEY! DAMN YOU, THAT'S OUR FISH!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!!!...(Shrugs) GREAT!!! There goes our bait! It took us 2 hours to get all that fish! Once we get more, it'll be too late.
 * Stomper: Guys, I've got more at the village.
 * Junjie: Well, then you're gonna have to go to that party and get us some more fish before the Vikings come back.
 * Stomper: "Well, alot of fish is being served at the party, and, I can safely assumed I'm not allowed."
 * Jungie: "Well, you may have to resort to two opitions: disguse, or sacrivicing your pride and make everyone think your not a jerk anymore."
 * Stomper: "...... Disguse please."
 * Jungie looks at a pile of yarn.
 * Jungie: "Hmm...."
 * Stomper came to the party disguised asone of the Giant Monk elders they have here. His beard was painted white for more convincability.
 * Everyone was having a great time.
 * While everyone was distracted, Stomper made a big grab for all the fish, and walked off without notice.
 * Stomper wispers: "Aw sweet, that was easy."
 * Stomper (without his disguse): "So easy that was, I grabbed all the fish and nno one noticed."
 * Jungie: "Now, to set the trap."
 * The dragons, who ate the fish tainted with speical gum, were squeaking as Galaxhar clones were boarding them into a Galaxhar robot.
 * Jungie: "Perfect, once all of these vermin are boarded into the machine, we shall then make the video to say it was Nefarious. I love it when a plan comes togather."
 * Stomper: "Hey, wished I came to you guys abit earlier."
 * Jungie: "We had to hurry though, the Vikings are in the party's final hours. There will be a prolonged speech about Vikings and Giants being friends, and then a long boat-ride later, they come back home!"
 * Galaxhar: "Then there's no time to waste! Let the greatest leage crime of all...Leaguer-dom...... BEGIN?!"
 * Normus and Stoick were shaking hands.
 * Normus: "I am glad we were able to clear this up through celebration and rid all ill feelings."
 * Stoick: "Likewise Normus. I think this is the dawn of a more peaceful co-existence."
 * Snotrug: "Ya know what was weird? I was expecting something to go wrong, like that jerko Stomper to come in and crash the party and-"
 * Stomper came running on a Giant Horse, (Or as the giants call them 'Gigantohorses'), looking injured)
 * Stomper: "MY LORD! ALIENS?! ALIENS ON THE ISLAND?!"
 * Normus: "Aliens?"
 * Stoick: "Aliens?"
 * Stotrug: "Oh speak of the over-sized devil."
 * Stomper: "Aliens, lead by a green-headed leader, has came and stolen all the vermi- uh, i mean, the dragons! They silenced them with, spiecal silencing tecknowagey! I tried to stopped them, but they were too much!"
 * Hiccup: "Aliens? What.... Wait, did you say their leader was green headed?"
 * Stomper: "Uh, yeah, I just said that!"
 * Hiccup: "Does he have a tendency to be full of himself?"
 * Stomper: "Are you kidding? I thought Glipblag the Self-Admiring was full of himself, but that green headed alien? Wow. I think he has daddy issues from the looks of him says I."
 * Astrid: "Oh no..."
 * Fishlegs: "If I didn't know any better, That sounds alot like-"
 * Hiccup: "Dr. Nefarious..."
 * Snotrug: "But what does HE want with our Dragons?"
 * Hiccup: "... Seriously? We're talking about powerful creatures that if trained correctly, could have the potential to be a powerful army. What moral defying villain WOULDN'T love to have an army of obedient dragons?!"
 * Astrid: Of course. Like Profion from Dungeons and Dragons. He wanted to control dragons, right?
 * Stoick: "Stomper, was there proof it was Nefarious? Are you sure it wasn't, an imitator?"
 * Stomper: "After that Alien had his friends hurt me, he gave me this (A holographic disk with a Team Nefarious Symbol on it). He said it'll play once it is in your hands, Hiccup is it?"
 * Hiccup: Yes.
 * Stomper: What an odd name. Did your mother have the hiccups when she was pregnant with you? (Laughs as everyone looks at him weird)...Heheh. Anyway, here. (Hiccup grabs the holographic disk, and it starts glowing in light, and shows Ann-Tena's Nefarious hologram)
 * Ann-Tena: (As Nefarious) Hello, you dragon-loving squishy! I thought it would be fair to tell you that I have great intentions for these dragons of yours. Especially the Night Fury. I have far grander plans for him. I can use my incredible mind-control helmets to control them into serving me! And once they do, I shall destroy your pitiful communities and create a new secret base so I can control every single dragon that we come across. Too bad YOU didn't have the thought of that, Hiccy-boy! Whoops, I forgot! You're Vikings! (Laughs) See you later, alligators! I hope you said your goodbyes to those dragons. (Laughs)...Alright, Lawrence, you can turn it off now! (The hologram message ends)
 * Snotrog: Oh great Thor! HE DID NOT JUST MESS WITH OUR DRAGONS!!!
 * Ruff: "Oh I am gonna turn his glass dome into a chamber pot?!"
 * Hiccup: Alright, let's just see if we can contact the Shell Lodge Squad to help us.
 * Snotrog: Oh, screw the Shell Lodge! Let's do it by ourselves.
 * Fishlegs: But Snotrug, your talking about taking on advaned and powerful beings!
 * Astrid: And besides, we're not much to them EVEN with any weapons. By the time we get back home, the villains will already be gone. And the giants' weapons are far too large and heavy for us to wield. And even we get to them, we'll get our butts kick in almost no problem!
 * Snotrog: Oh, we'll see about that. (Tries to pick up a giant's mace, but he struggles to do it) URRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! DAMN, WHAT IS THIS MADE OUT OF?!? HRRRRUUUGGGHHH!!! (Lets go and pants) Okay, you're right. Fine, we'll drag the misfits INTO this.
 * Gobber: Say, Normy? I know it ain't your place, but are you and the other giants willing to help us?
 * Normus: No, we may be good in combat, but we aren't the ones used to define violence. But Stomper does, but he hates dragons.
 * Snotrog: Besides, you said that the Red Death's skull was here. Where is it?
 * Normus: We had to get rid of it. Stomper admitted he was using it to scare off dragons so they wouldn't invade our home.
 * Fishlegs: Well, that's strangely clever.
 * Hiccup: So what are you gonna do once another dragon comes?
 * Normus: I don't know, but it's a risk we'll have to take for a while. The skull was a clever choice, but it sounded like he went too far on protecting us.
 * Hiccup: Well, handling dragons are what we do best. We tame them and make them friendly to other communities like yours. It didn't really take me that long for me to tame Toothless and even become capable of riding him. We managed to beat that Red Death in the process, but at the cost of my left foot. (Shows him his prosthetic foot)
 * Normus: Ouch.
 * Astrid: Besides, our dragons are our main way of defense or attack. We had to train ourselves every day to protect ourselves from them before Hiccup met Toothless. We're gonna have to find Nefarious before he leaves with our dragons.
 * Stomper: "It's too dangerious! Robots are everywhere! I was luckly to come back alive!? Your people will be slaughtered by them!"
 * Snotrog: You underestimate what we're capable of, big boy.
 * Fishlegs: Yeah. We've taken down a Red Death for crying out loud.
 * Astrid: With our dragons.
 * Fishlegs:...Oh.
 * Stoick: We'll have to wing it, then. Use everything else we've got.
 * Normus: Well, because I'm in a good mood, I'll allow you to get there with our Gigantahorses. (Shows them one of their massive horses, which neighs incredibly loud)
 * Ruff: Wow, it's the size of an elephant!
 * Tuff: Actually, I think it's a bit bigger than that.
 * Ruff: Nah, I think it's as big as an elephant.
 * Tuff: No, I think it's more like the size of a mammoth.
 * Ruff: We've never SEEN a mammoth, you lummox!
 * Tuff: Well, they exist in other worlds, don't they?
 * Hiccup: Guys, enough. These horses will have to do. How fast can they go?
 * Normus: VERY fast. Faster than most horses. We managed to clock them up to 58 mph once. But we only have 3 to spare.
 * Stoick: I don't know if we'll be able to ride these things. They're massive.
 * Normus: I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
 * Astrid: We've never actually rode horses. Riding dragons was hard enough when we started it, but I think riding things a bit larger than our dragons will be pretty difficult.
 * Stoick: I agree. The last Viking who tried to ride a Gigantahorse ended up in a bad stroke of luck.
 * Hiccup: But I don't think we have much of a choice, Dad. These guys are our only shot at getting home in time.