The Magic Flu

The Magic Flu is the 11th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Discord is extra excited today more then his normal half-jerk self: Celestia desided to help make everyone forget Discord's tendingcy to be a jerk (For the time being) and more impourently, completely ignor the mess in Discord's Dilemma and certain events in Season 4. Though Shen is still being cross with Discord, being a distrustent twat! However, a new problem once again threatens Discord's credability. He is sick with a Disence called "Magic Flu", a Draconquuious exclusive desisece simular to "The Genie Flu" from the Aladdin TV series. It causes Discord to randomly sneese out choas, completely out of his control! When the Mane 6 and the Lougers, ESPEICALLY Shen assumed it's the "Blue Flu" stunt again that Discord is using it as an exquse to squeese out Choas as his speical way to celebrate a speical day dedicated to him, they threaten him to knock it off or they will tell Celestia to cancel it cause of Discord being an Immature Twat. When Discord kept persisting as the Sneeses get worse, Shen in particular got sick and tired of Discord's antics and yells at Discord something firece. This causes Discord to run away crying and sneesing, all the while calling Lord Shen a meanie! However, when Black Kat comfirmed that the Magic Flu is VERY much real and is about to get worse from here, everyone ends up feeling like an idiot, even the prideful Shen, who is also fearful his relationship with Celestia is in jeparity, so the Lougers desided to find Discord, who is moping at the edge of Equestia, to apologies and offer to take him to King Wacky and Queen Pranks to be nursed back to health. Discord was thrilled, but he ended up sneesing up a summoning spell 5 times, Summoning forth 5 monsters: The Red Death, The Disney Hercules Hydra, The Earth Golum, A magic clone of Jiggleodon, and A magic clone of a land shark Golith from The Shark of Lake Paradiso. And to worse it off, The Tazulworm from the "Three's A Crowd" MLP episode was turned Sentient by a second sneese, gained magic powers, gain control the other 5 monsters, and soughts to destroy Equestia and all inhabidents. Holy crap, Celestia is gonna have a nice long chat with Shen after this is all over.

Chapter 1: Discord's Big Day
An Hour earlier before the finishing of the previous episode.
 * Lord Shen: (He and the other Lodgers appear in Canterlot with the Mane 6, Celestia, and Luna) This is absolutely crazy! Isn't throwing a party for someone quite loopy VERY risky? What if he ends up wrecking more than just the decorations being set up?
 * Celestia: Oh, Discord promised he wouldn't do such a thing. These are not just for his party, but for the next Grand Galloping Gala that shall be held this Saturday.
 * Icky: As in the next episode which Discord will be featured in?
 * Celestia:...Well, yes.
 * ???: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, SHELL LODGERS!! (Discord appears from a large explosion of confetti) You finally made it!
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, we're here alright! And I'm watching you, goofball!
 * Celestia: Shen, be nice! He may still be wacky, but he's not the one to just be tricked into doing bad again anymore.
 * Discord: Yeah, what part of me getting betrayed by a Darkspawn with sucking powers, giving Twilight the last key to defeating him, and vowing to treat her and her friends much better DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?
 * Lord Shen: He's STILL wacky! THAT'S the problem! I don't care how much trouble Discord will go through in his next appearance, he's still got the balls to double-cross us!
 * Discord: (Bouncing a few basketballs, and the basketballs scoff at that statement) Show the balls some respect, dude!
 * Lord Shen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, HALF-WIT!!
 * Celestia: (Sighs) Shen, what am I gonna do with you? Can't you at least find it in your heart to give Discord a chance? For me?
 * Lord Shen:... I don't know...
 * Celestia:... I'll give you another kiss afterwards.
 * Lord Shen: OKAY!!
 * Icky: (Scoffs) Gets him every time!
 * Lord Shen sighed in annoyence at Icky.
 * Discord: "Well, if you all would pardon me, I'm off to my speical room in Canterlot and get hyped for my speical day! (Giggles loudly!"
 * Discord teleported away!
 * Squidward: "Did, he just giggled like a shcool girl?"
 * Lord Shen: ".... We're in for a busy day in Equestia, lougers."

Chapter 2: The Magic Flu
Discord's room, 20 minutes before the Magic Flu is casted. (Discords sings this, but with lyrical changes).
 * Discord appeared, still excited as ever!
 * Suddenly, Black Kat appeared.
 * Black Kat: "Hey Discord! I heard it was a speical day today!"
 * Discord: "Oh you know it! My speical celebration for me after I started being good! I thought Fem Fatala turning into a statue was the greatest day ever, but this is gonna be GREAT!?"
 * Black Kat giggled.
 * Black Kat: "Just, be careful not to get too excited, Discord. You know what happens to Draconquui who get excited. They accsidently caused their chaos magic to happen implusively."
 * Discord: "Oh worry not, dear Kat. I, Discord, ex-lord of chaos and retired Villain Leager, salomly vowed to behave myself!"
 * Black Kat: "Then it looks like the Lougers have nothing to worry about. I'll be back in 10 minutes Discord."
 * Black Kat teleports away.
 * Discord: "I am so excited! A celebration for me! I feel a song coming on..."

Canterlot. This music plays as funny moments and reactions were seen.
 * Discord: "HA! Nothing like singing a Disney song to get the blood pumping and-"
 * Suddenly a strange magic appeared and Discord starts sneesing and crazy things happen!
 * Discord: "OH NO!? MAGIC FLU!? ON TODAY OF ALL DAYS?! AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Discord started to run around and panic!
 * Discord: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d--d-d--dd-Don't panic, Discord, don't panic! You gotten the Magic Flu on your speical day! Just, tell Celestia your not in top condition and-"
 * Discord realises something.
 * Discord: "AW, DAMN IT, ALCHOURSE?! THAT BLUE FLU MESS!? Celestia and everyone else will assume I am gunning for attention again! My speical day might get canceled perimentally, or be pushed back to a month later! I need to find someone who will, ugh, will, ugh, ugh, UGH! AHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Discord sneese summons up the Chimera from the Somepony to watch over me episode!
 * Saa: ".... We're, free?"
 * Tigre: "We're not slaves to that Steve Irwin wanna-be anymore!?"
 * Hornereen: "Now we can finally claim our ma-a-a-a-a-a--a-a-a-a-a-an! Thanks to the Draconqiouus."
 * The Chimera ran off!
 * Discord: "Wait, it was an-"
 * The Chimera bursted through the wall!
 * Discord: ".... Poopy. BLACK KAT?!"
 * Black Kat appeared!
 * Black Kat: "Discord, what's wrong and.... What happened!?"
 * Discord: "Katty, (Starts crying), I, I,.... I GOT THE MAGIC FLU?!"
 * Black Kat gasps!
 * Black Kat: "MAGIC FLU!? But I thought you were too healthy for that!"
 * Discord: "I THOUGHT SO TOO?! BUT, IT JUST, HAPPENED!? AND FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE, I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT IT FOR SOME REASON!? IT JUST APPEARED LIKE MAGIC?!"
 * Black Kat: "Don't worry, I'll go get help from your parents! Just stay here and avoid interaction!"
 * Discord: "BUT KAT, I ACCSIDENTLY SNEESED-SUMMONED AND/OR FREED THAT CHIMERA THAT'S HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH CHI-FU!?"
 * Black Kat: "You didn't!?"
 * Chi Fu's feminene screams are heard!
 * Black Kat: ".... You did."
 * Chi Fu was screaming as the Chimera was chasing him!
 * Hornereen: "COME BACK, DREAM BOAT!?"

Discord's room. The endy part of this song is heard as the fight escalates!
 * Chi Fu was finally cornered.
 * Tigre: "Finally all ours, lover boy!"
 * Chi Fu: "Meep! Please be gentle."
 * Saa: "No promises."
 * Chi Fu: I NEED AN ADULT!!! I NEED AN ADU-HU-HU-HUULLLTT!!!
 * Tigre: "We are adults, Honey bum-"
 * Lord Shen: (Slaps the Chimera into unconsciousness)... Okay, I want to know right now, WHO SUMMONED THIS FLIRTACIOUS BEAST HERE!!!
 * Boss Wolf: Beats me!
 * Trixie: Wasn't me.
 * Celestia: Not me!
 * Lord Shen:...DISCORD!!!
 * Celestia: Shen, please! Don't make this harder then ever! There must be a reason why he did this. He wouldn't just do this to harass Chi Fu.... Well, not without a reason. Unless Chi Fu recently said something mean to Discord, he wouldn't do this without a reason.
 * Lord Shen: LIKE HELL HE WOULDN'T!! I'M MARCHING STRAIGHT INTO HIS ROOM, AND GIVING HIM A PIECE OF MY MIND!!! (Walks towards Discord's room as the Lodgers try to stop him, but he is cartoonishly unstoppable)
 * Chi Fu: ".... FYI, Your highness. I did ABSOLUTELY nothing to Discord. So OBVIOUSLY, he's either getting too excited again, or something else extremely serious."
 * Discord was seeing this from his room.
 * Discord: Oh, meep!
 * Black Kat: "..... I better get to your parents, FAST?!"
 * Black Kat disappears!
 * Discord: "Kat wait! Wouldnt've been smarter for you to stay and.... Explain? Oh, poo."
 * Shen barges in and sees the mess!
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT, THE HELL, IS THIS?!"
 * Discord: "Now, I know I have been known to screw things up when over edger, but this was NOT born from that?! I contracted the, Blah! The BLAH! AHH, AHH, AHHHHHH?! AH-CHOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Discord's sneeses magicly creates magic clones of Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, Bladekar as the Sythe Bone Dragon, and Heartless the Night Fury still as a heartless!
 * Lord Shen: "...... DISCORD!? WHY DID YOU CREATED CLONES OF THAT UGLY JUNJIE/GALAXHAR/TAI LUNG/MAKUNGA/ITREK BEAST, BLADEKAR'S HEARTLESS, AND OF TOOHTLESS'S BROTHER STILL IN HIS CORRUPTED STATE?!"
 * Discord: "I'm trying to tell you! I'm not doing this willingly, I-"
 * JGTMR grabs Discord!
 * JGTMR: "I SHALL SUCK YOUR POWERS, DISCORD!?"
 * Discord tries to escape, but the grip is too strong, as JGTMR prepares to suck Discord's power!
 * Lord Shen: "Oh bloodly hell, I have to be the one who saves your sorry-"
 * Shen sceams as SBD and Heartless charge at Shen roaring!
 * Twilight: (Teleports there, and makes the monsters disappear) SHEN, STOP THIS ANGER RIGHT NOW!!
 * Discord: Yeah, for God's sake I...Ah...AH...AAAAAHH--(Lord Shen covers his mouth as his cheeks cartoonishly puff up)
 * Lord Shen: None of THAT s***, thank you! Now Discord, explain to me what's going on here!
 * Discord: I...I got Magic Flu!
 * Lord Shen:...(Shrugs) Really? You're going to pull that crap off during a freaking celebration? Just because it's for you, it doesn't mean you can do whatever the f*** you want! I want the truth!
 * Discord: I AM BEING COMPLETELY HONEST HERE, YOU JERK!!! I AM TRULY SICK!!
 * Twilight: Lord Shen, you can't just--
 * Lord Shen: Up-up-up! Silence! I will not listen to anymore of this! Come on, we're going to ignore this so he won't end up causing anymore problems!
 * Discord: Oh? AND WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WHEN I SNEEZE AGAIN?!? EVERY TIME I SNEEZE WHEN I'M SICK WITH THIS DISEASE, I LITERALLY SNEEZE OUT CHAOS!! IF YOU WANT IT TO STOP, YOU'D HAVE THE BALLS TO HEAR ME OUT!!
 * Lord Shen: I'm not listening, la-la-la-la-la! (He leaves)
 * Discord:...Jackass! I...ah...ah...AH-CHOO!! (Sneezes out another clone of Lord Shen, this one being evil)
 * Lord Shen Clone: I'M COMING FOR YOU, PANDA!!! (Runs down the hall, and passes the real Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen:...You have got to be kidding me!
 * Po's voice: "Oh hey Shen, just came to tell ya that-"
 * Shen Clone's voice: "YOUR DEATH WILL MEAN CHINA WILL BE MINE?!"
 * Po's voice: "Oh no! Did Cobra made you bad Shen again?! And shouldn't he be in VCON at this point?"
 * Real Shen: "PANDA, THAT SHEN IS NOT ME?! IT'S A MAGIC CLONE CREATED BY DISCORD!?"
 * Po's Voice: ".... Uh-oh."
 * Fake Shen screams a battle cry as Po's screams are heard and a fight is heard!


 * The Other Lougers arrive!
 * Icky: "Oh no! Did Shen became Bad Shen?! Cobra desided to be a REAL DICK TODAY?!"
 * Po: "Guys, that's not exactly OUR Shen! Discord created a magic clone cause I think Discord either got too excited, or something is SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE?!"
 * Fake Shen: "YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU?! WHY ELSE WOULD THEY ABANDON YOU WHEN I BURNED THAT VILLAGE TO THE GROUND?!"
 * Peng: "Wow. Shen used to be a serious jerk when he was evil."
 * Mantis: "That's not even his finer quilities."
 * Tigress: "Since this one's a clone, NO HOLDING BACK!?"
 * Skipper: "LET'S GET THE PHONEY BALONY?!"