Path to Redemption

Path to Redemption is the 37th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Starlight Glimmer, the now-reformed mastermind behind an attack on time, is finally being faced for her crimes in the past. She has been put on trial by the Unicorn Council for her attack on Canterlot, her enslavement of an entire town of ponies, and most recently, her terrorism on changing the past. Twilight and the Mane Six have sworn to defend her during this case and make sure she is spared of a punishment. Even Sunset Shimmer comes back to help defend her in the case. Despite her claims that she was only afraid of losing friends like she did with Sunburst which was why she signed up to be part of the School for Gifted Unicorns with Sunset in order to find him, yet failed, she ultimately gave up and ended up being the pony she was today. Even if she said that Starswirl made his time-traveling spell free of paradoxes so that it doesn't end up in a doomsday, it is still not enough for her to get out of her crimes regardless. Saldaron and some time guardians even declared that the time spell be outlawed upon feeling a disturbance in the space-time continuum and had Golden Oak and the Cutie Map magically get rid of the spell to prevent it from making more disasters. Shineflare is especially furious after hearing all the altered realities that Twilight had seen, and feels the proper punishment is banishment from Equestria forever. Feeling this will mean that the Mane Six will never see her again, they call the Lodgers to help defend her. Fortunately, the Lougers were already a step ahead and asked the High Council to locate Sunburst himself and get him to testify. It looked as if it would be an open-and-shut case, but it gets even more unpleasant on what happened with the time travel fiasco was part of an old foe's plans to get herself out. The choas of the paradox that formed from the time-travelling act was chronologically felt by Fem Fatala, and it had freed her, enabling her to escape Hayfield 64, recapture her bad mares and has her sights set on finally making Starlight hers for good. Naturally, when the Main Six and Sunset interfered, Fem Fatala has recreated the improved apawn Starswirl's time spell and uses it beyond what happened with the episodes. After sending Starlight and her sex slave mares back to the Fem Dimension, she ends up sending the Mane Six, Sunset, Spike, and the depowered Discord back to the past in the Pride Lands when the Shell Lodge first formed following the death of Mufasa in the very same gorge and stampede. And already Twilight, based on what Starlight did, quickly realised that Fem is gonna do something extreme: Prevent the Lodgers from being founded by stopping Mufasa's death in any shape or form. The first time Fem did was simply scaring off the past Hyenas and Dennis away from the feasting wildebeests, warned Mufasa of Scar's betrayal attempt, and ultimately saved him and prevented the formation of the Lodge. Then after returning from an unfavorable future where the Third Cartoonian War appeared with the Villain League returning to power, and oppressing everything and the Darkspawn talisman was never destroyed due to Shenzi still being evil, the heroes return to the past to stop this from happening, but things have turned upside-down when Fem promises Starlight she will be reunited with Sunburst forever as opposed to seeing him one final time when it turned out that Sunburst got married to another childhood friend, Dawning Noon, she rescued Mufasa before he could die and still prevented the Shell Louge from being founded. The result was another bad future where everything was Makuta-cized and under the control of the Dark Dragon Scourge, with Fang being successful after the events of SpongeBob and Friends meet The Lion King 1/2 and still being betrayed by Dark Dragon. Then the cycle repeats and Mufasa's death still gets prevented, a new bad future involving a high-tech sci-fi dystopia where all worlds are enslaved under threat of Dr. Nefarious and his brainwashed bride Kairi happens, the Mares, Discord and Spike go back in time again and fail again, and then the UUniverses appears to be oppressed by the undisturbed AUU Villains Act who wage war with the UUniverses, and it repeats to the point it gets repetitive. The heroes only have one more option left: Get Starlight to ultamtely defeat Fem herself since her magic was difficult for even Twilight to handle. When Starlight decides that she needs to regain the Starswirl map and use it to make sure Fem never became obscured after the choas wars, can the Mane 6, Sunset, Discord and Spike make sure Fem doesn't intervine, and most impourently, can a seriously repenting Starlight save the timeline, and the Lougers to return the faver of saving her from punishment, unaware that she's doing that even more then they did?

(This is what Fem sings to Starlight to coherse her to change the fate of the Lougers. Replace Lyrics with "Not Alone like me")



Chapter 1: Typical Lodger Duties Meet an Expected Call to a Court Case
A Parking lot. Later. Back at the Dragon Temple Twilight's Castle, One Batman-like cutoff later... Outside Twilight's Castle, Map Room Horseshoe Corner. Sunbursts' house. Haystack. They sang this song.
 * An avergae guy was about to get to his car, when suddenly, henchmen dressed wallibes appeared from nowhere armed with crowbars!
 * An evil laughter was heard!
 * A Figure landed behind the man as he screamed!
 * ???: "(Austrillain Accent) Good day, mate. You have the honor of having your car jacked by (reveils himself as a Supervillain Red Kangaroo) THE KANGAROO CARJACK?! Wallupbes!?"
 * The Wallibes began to smackdown on the poor guy!
 * Carjack began to laugh!
 * Carjack: "Another car deliously stolen, by me. Kangaroo Carjack. I'll make the automoble industry PAY for their rejection to my brillient ideas!"
 * Carjack was laughing until-
 * A Dactyl-shaped figure landed on the car!
 * ???: "Hey, what're you doing, friend?"
 * Carjack: "What the- Hey buzz off ya flying dingo! You would not DARE interfear with Kangaroo Carjack!?"
 * ???: "Well, I am in fact, daring, to interfear with you, and with reason. Friend, you were clearly not very nice to that gentlemen."
 * Two other Dactyl figures landed on the other car.
 * ??? 2: "Oh, worse then not being very nice. (Screeches nastilly) He was being a crook!"
 * ??? 3: "YOU OWE THAT MAN AND HIS FAMILY A GREAT DEAL OF TIME IN BARS FOR THAT, VARMINT!?"
 * Carjack: "No one dares threaten Carjack!? Wallupbes, get them?!"
 * The Wallibes tried to attacked the figures, but two more Dactyl figures pounced on and started to bite and nip at the screaming Wallibes!
 * Carjack quickly became afraid and made a hop for it, with the five figures flying up and chasing him!
 * ???: "Hey, slow down! There's no place to hide, yellow belly!"
 * The figures laughed!
 * Carjack escaped to the nearby park and straight into the long grass and onto a rock!
 * ???: "I wouldn't've gone into the grass if I was you, friend."
 * Carjack: "Why not?! It's safer then dealing with-"
 * ???: "Howdy."
 * Carjack looked and saw he was surrounded by 4 Raptor figures.
 * ???: "Now what did you think you were doing?"
 * Carjack: ".... Uh..... Nothing?"
 * ??? 2: "Nothing? What's your name?"
 * Carjack: "K-k-k-k-k-k-Kangaroo Carjack!"
 * ???: "Well then, K-k-k-k-k-k-Kangeroo Carjack. You didn't looked like you was doing nothing. What was he doing to you?"
 * ??? 3: "Oh, ask me, ask me, ask-"
 * ???: "SHH!? I wasn't asking you!"
 * ??? 2: "I think he was trying to rustle something from someone and tried to avoid getting karma."
 * ???: "And what do we do to Karma dodgers? Tell'im, old friend."
 * Carjack gasped and looked as the 4th Raptor Figure as the Dactyl figures began to close.
 * ??? 4: "We, MAKE'IM SQUIEL LIKE THE COWERDS THEY ARE?!"
 * All the figures pounced on the screaming Carjack, as his costume was seen being ripped apart!
 * The Police arrived.
 * Carjack was seen alittle wounded and his costume destroyed, as well as his wallibe henchmen.
 * Carjack: "I'M TELLING YA?! MONSTERS?! PREHISTORIC MONSTERS CAME FROM NOWHERE AND ATTACKED ME!?"
 * Axle: "Oh, boy. Sounds like you had a bad run-in with the Lougers' new recruits."
 * Carjack: "THOSE MONSTERS WERE WHAT!?"
 * Jennet: "Yeah, you see, Junjie was causing some trouble in a dinosaur world awhile back and, well, one thing lead to another and, well, here they are. I know they were abit rough, but, give them some slack, they're still learning not to be so, wild on guys like you."
 * Axle: "You should've seen what they did to a petty jewel thief. The guy was crying like a baby!"
 * Carjack: "WHY WOULD THE LOUGERS ALLOW THEM INTO THEIR RANKS?!"
 * Axle: "Buddy, they're the same people who let a genisideal Peacock and the leage's ex-dragon empress in without second thoughts, and your gonna question their recruitment methods NOW?! The less you worry about it, the better."
 * Carjack: "I'M GONNA SUE THOSE BASTURDS FOR UN-NESSERSARY BRUTALITY AND ANIMAL ATTACK?!"
 * Axle: You're a criminal now, Carjack-ass! You're under OUR jurisdiction now. So shut up and get in the damn car! (Carjack did that as the new members of the Lodge watched and waved at them as Carjack got angry as he was driven off)
 * Lord Shen: (Appears in front of the new members) Well, I must say, you guys did a great job for your first day. (The figures were revealed to be the Raptors and Pterosaurs from The Good Dinosaur)
 * Buddha: Ah, it was nothin'. We showed them varmints a thing or two.
 * Thunderclap: Indeed.
 * Trixie: We sure taught you well. I'm sure you'll make great heroes. But know right now that there are soon to be worse challenges ahead. There are evils out there that are more powerful than merely a predator or a carjacker and his kickass henchmen. There's evils that can literally blow your heads clean off if given the chance.
 * Coldfront: Oh, sure, we can handle them!
 * Pervis: Yeah-yeah-yeah, they are no match for us!
 * Axle: (Receives a call)...Hello?...I...what...a court case?...Okay, I'll tell them right away. (Hangs up)...Guys...that was Princess Celestia. She wanted to tell you that the court case concerning a recently-reformed villain...is about to begin.
 * Gilda:...You mean with Starlight?
 * Axle:...I suppose so, whoever that is.
 * Icky: (Very quickly) Basically a former villain who went on a rampage in Canterlot with mostly injuries and one murder of a guard, enslaved an entire town to have equal cutie marks like a communist after making a deal with an ancient chaotic lesbian bat byproduct of the Draconequui, AND tampered with time.... (Normally)... In that order.
 * Axle:... So she assaulted, tampered with time, and did communist acts?
 * Icky: You might say that.
 * Axle:... Then... I wish you good luck. Cause that sounded like your gonna need it and A.S.A.P. (He gets back in his police car with Janet as they drive off)
 * SpongeBob:...We'd better get the communicator ready.
 * Kowalski: WOW! Santa even improved the communications computer. And it still has familiar button systematics and a few others so we can be familiar with them. I wonder why we didn't notice that.
 * Skipper: Just call Celestia!
 * Kowalski: Okay, fine! (Starts the communicator, and contacts Celestia)
 * Celestia: "Thank goodness you called in Lougers, I-"
 * Celestia looks at the Dactyls and the Raptors.
 * Lord Shen: "They're new recruits. Long story concerning Junjie and their hom planet."
 * Celestia: ".... Oh. Alchourse. Anyway, I trust you all know why I am in need to contact you."
 * Gilda: "Shineflare finally desided to put the ex cutiemark communist on trail?"
 * Icky: "Wow, what a way to start the new year."
 * Squidward: "Let me guess. Shineflare intents on being a jerk to Starlight about everything, even WHEN she helped in stopping Junjie and the Devourus mess?"
 * Skipper: "Well, tecnecally, she didn't really get to do much. It was mostly just us in the Mega-Max all the way through. And cause she doesn't have her own element, she didn't even get to babyify Devourus. She was more at best a bystander. It might not help much."
 * Squidward: "Barnicles."
 * Celestia: "That's why I need you to help prove that Starlight can change. And you need to do that by locating Sunburst."
 * Shifu: "There may not be much of a garrintie it will truely halt Shineflare's harsh call, but we'll do our best."
 * Private: Don't YOU know where Sunburst is? Wasn't he a student at the School for Gifted Unicorns?
 * Celestia: Yes, but he's moved on long ago, and I haven't seen him ever since. I don't even know if he's still in Canterlot anymore.
 * Kowalski:...Do you at least know where his FAMILY is?
 * Celestia: No, but Starlight did tell us where her hometown was when the Unicorn Council took her into custody. It's actually a small town called Horseshoe Corner. Perhaps you can start from there. But you'd better hurry because the trial begins tomorrow. Twilight's map is sure to lead you to Horseshoe Corner.
 * SpongeBob: We're on our way! Lodgers out! (They ended transmissions)
 * Lord Shen: And once again, the Unicorn Council has to be a bunch of cruel jackasses!
 * Shifu: It's just the justice system doing what it must because Starlight still has a criminal record of murdering a lone guard, assaulting a town, forcing a whole town to have the same cutie marks, and even for messing with the timeline. It's the Unicorn Council that's the problem. They're obviously not going to take it easy on her.
 * Merlin: That's why we must find this Sunburst and fast!
 * SpongeBob: TO THE VAN!
 * Rainbow Dash:...Well, I can't say this was not supposed to happen, we all knew it was coming since Starlight reformed.
 * Spike: Yeah, she did some very nasty crimes in the past.
 * Applejack: And Shineflare was royally pissed after hearing every single alternate reality Starlight created. I mean, a war against Sombra which leads to Equestria under his control? Changelings taking over Equestria and leaving ponies to form a resistance in the jungles? Nighmare Moon returning and banishing Celestia to the moon? Tirek wreaking havoc? Discord unreformed and using Celestia and Luna as playthings? An APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND?!?... But the one with Flim and Flam chopping down trees for big business was the one I didn't even get. Sure they were con-artists, but they sure as hell weren't no Once-lers! I know time tends to be unusual, but even for alternate timeline standerds, that one was strange.
 * Pinkie: "I'd bet if Twilight continued to tried to stop Starlight from changing the past more, there would've been even MORE confusing bad futures. You did say that once."
 * Applejack: "Well, I did stated them as "Worse Case Senarios" Futures, but I don't get how the Flim Flam brothers being forest destroyers be worthy of being considered a truely bad future?.... Unless there was actselly abit more to it. Like, Flim and Flam could've been working for someone worse, like Black Tie or Dr. Eureka."
 * Twilight: "I guess it was a future where ponies have forgotten to respect nature and the Flimflam brothers just so happened to be the ones the most involved with. Either way, I do not wished to see what more bad futures would've been like, like if Trixie ended up buying the Alicorn Amulet to make herself powerful to make her shows more impressive but turned evil overlord, or something simular to the alternate reality Clare made with Sunset an unstoppable empress, or when Mayhem was still on the loose, or Tyranny, or Fem, or Jeorbo, or-"
 * Fluttershy: "Calm down Twilight. The Bad Futures you DO know about are bad as they already are."
 * Rarity: Indeed. Who WOULDN'T be furious after hearing a story like that? Like Twilight said, time travel isn't something to be messed with.
 * Pinkie: Oh, it didn't help that Starlight herself watched her say that behind a bush. She was basically stalking Twilight ever since we defeated her.
 * Twilight: Still... We need the Lodgers more than anything.
 * Fluttershy:... You're sure that your idea of bringing Sunburst to testify will work? He hasn't seen Starlight in years.
 * Twilight: Maybe, maybe not, but it's the best we can do. Sunburst unknowingly left Starlight to do all those nasty things since he left Horseshoe Corner. I feel he owes it to her and all of us to defend her from banishment to another world for life. I don't think I can BARE to see her exiled from all she knows.
 * Rainbow Dash: Where is Shineflare even thinking of banishing her? The moon?
 * Twilight: Shineflare thinks that's too assusiated to Nightmare Moon.... And that rude meme about Celestia being tyrantical. Celestia already told me. She's thinking of banishing her to Poi-Son. All primitive civilizations, even though we're not exactly in the 21st centaury lifesytile, wet bogs and terrain, and limited modern-day technology, though again, the pinitcale of a futuristic socity we are not.
 * Fluttershy: That's just mean! Starlight wouldn't last 5 days out there! She's just not used to an environment like that.
 * Pinkie: "Well it depends. I mean, I imagine that she spended most of her day hiding in a cave and did traveled a long away here. I think she is a good survivalist."
 * Applejack: "But she still doesn't deserve being sent there. Espeically since the the Lougers are still working on recapturing that Hank guy. He didn't exactly get to enjoy being allowed to be redeemed either."
 * Rarity: "Hank would end up being a bad enfluence on her, or worse, Eagle-Beak will get involved and make her even MORE dangerious."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So that moronic Shineflare's asentually gift-warping a powerful unicorn to a vengeful magical griffin! He could use her to re-evilise Qui, and maybe even attract more bad guys to pal with him!"
 * Twilight: That's why we need to do this. As soon as the Lodgers arrive, we need to begin our search at Horseshoe Corner, the hometown of Starlight and Sunburst. We'll search for clues, and either find Sunburst or his family. We find his family, they're sure to know where he is.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Just one thing.... Remember that the guard was like Octavia's aunt? What if Shineflare twists Octavia's feelings against Starlight to make the court rule in her faver. Wouldn't it be a good idea to make sure Octavia doesn't end up pulling a Shen on us like what happened to Discord over the Plunderweed mess?"
 * Twilight: I already considered that a possibility, so I informed Octavia to, if called onto the court stand, be careful. We can't keep her from the trial because Shineflare demands that all available sources be there, but we can make sure Shineflare doesn't make this an unfair trial.
 * Pinkie: Should we bring Crane in? He does have a secret identity as Harvey Wadder.
 * Twilight: Yes, but Shineflare is starting to get suspicions that Harvey is actually Crane. And Shineflare is probably going to have a warrant waiting for them like she did with Discord threatening to send them to prison if they strike out.
 * Applejack: Well, thanks to the fact that we have people with greater authority than the Unicorn Council like Nightus and Heavenslight, as well as the Shell Lodgers that are also members of the High Council, I'm sure Shineflare will have no choice but to comply.
 * Pinkie: Yeah, and remember when Shineflare lost the trust of the Galactic Federation since that Discord mess? The Grand Councilwoman accused Shineflare of abusing higher powers for personal gain, something that even her own race frowns upon. So yeah, her chances of using higher powers again are a complete PHHBBBTT!!
 * Twilight: Thank Celestia that's true! We don't want Shineflare to abuse that power ever again because that's a sure-fire way to risk her ending the case quickly with an unfair charge. The High Council Lodgers, Crane, Nightus and Heavenslight are going to that court case whether Shineflare likes it or not.
 * Rainbow Dash: Damn right! (Spaceship sounds were heard)
 * Spike: Girls, the Lodgers have arrived!
 * Rarity: "Let's hope Dodo has improved on his parking this time."
 * Mr. Dodo: (They accidentally crashed into two carriages)...BLAST! Failed at parking again!
 * Skipper: Aye-aye-aye! These Wonderlandians and their madness making them stupid as fish! Dodo, this van is literally THE SIZE OF A SPACESHIP...which it technically is. It's too large for parallel parking. Plus it's no longer operational on roads.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, SORRY! I can still be blissfully unaware of reality because...well...that's the reason why I was sent to Wonderland to begin with! I still have problems with the concept of getting dry even today.
 * Private: I always thought it was because you're a dodo.
 * Skipper: Don't sound racist, Private!
 * Sandy: At least we made it to Equestria...with a small possibility of emptying our wallets to pay for the repairs we made.
 * Twilight: (Comes in) Guys! We heard the crash!
 * Pinkie: Was Dodo driving again?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, Pinkie, he ALWAYS drives....Unless they need to use their van to the best of their abilities, in which case often Sandy or a few others have to drive.
 * Tigress: Sorry about the crash, but Dodo completely forgot about the van not being able to parallel park anymore.
 * Cynder: He is from Wonderland after all. A world which I established was a world where the incredibly mentally insane go because they're too much for an insane asylum.
 * Icky: And they were so insane, they almost had us hung for stopping their Queen from being the bitch she always is, only with the Villain League.
 * March Hare: PLEAAASSE don't remind us of that! The Queen was as mad as us, and we didn't have a problem with it. Anyone else in Wonderland could've been qualified as queen, and still be as insane. By that logic, the Queen was still a respected one.
 * Iago: THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE ALWAYS SOLVES HER PROBLEMS BY DECAPITATING SOMEONE!!! She loses in croquet, GreeeeEEEHK! (Creases his neck) She sees her tarts are undercooked or stolen, GreeeeEEEEEHHHKKK!! (Creases neck again) She's challenged of things not going her way, GREEEEEEHHHHKKKK!!! (Creases neck again) There are YouTube videos where people including Po and Private tell her off, GREEEEEEEHHHHHKKK TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE POOR SOULS!!! The bitch was just so egotistical it hurts!
 * Mad Hatter: You can't necessarily blame her. She's as mad as the rest of us Wonderlandians.
 * Pinkie: Then...why do you guys get to be part of the Lodge?
 * Twilight: Cynder was declared their new queen when she killed the Queen the first time, remember?
 * Shifu: People, I hate to interrupt your justifications of the laws of Wonderland, but aren't we supposed to be doing something here?
 * March Hare: Ah, yes! We have to find that boyfriend of Starlight!
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) Sunburst wasn't her boyfriend, silly! He was just a friend.
 * March Hare: He would've been if he stayed around a few years. Think about it.
 * Pinkie:...Hmm...good point.
 * Rainbow Dash: Can't wait to see the next brony fanfiction where THAT becomes a thing.
 * Twilight: Focus, everyone! Let's just get started. (The Lodgers got out and turned the van into the Amulet again)
 * Twilight and the gang came in.
 * Twilight: "Golden Oak."
 * Golden Oak's spirit appeared.
 * Golden Oak: "Yes, Miss Sparkle?"
 * Twilight: "Could you pinpoint Horseshoe corner?"
 * Golden Oak: "But alchourse."
 * Magicly turns into a ppin-pointing arrow and hovers to where an almost un-see able village is.
 * Golden Oak's voice: "Just take a south from Hoofville and through several unevental meadows."
 * Twilight: "Thank you."
 * The Gang as quickly leaved.
 * The Gang arrvied from the Train Station.
 * Twilight: "Now, to find Sunbursts' family.
 * Sunbursts' mother: "Oh I am so proud of my boy. He became a graduate as quickly as his teens. He stayed here for a brief time before he married his sweetheart Dawning Noon. They both moved to the neightbering town Haystack. I just visited him on the holidays last year. It's not dreadfully far, it's just a good trot to get there."
 * Twilight: "Thank you for your time, Missus Burst."
 * The Gang left.
 * Haystack was an inter-racial community, of Ponies and several mythic beings. A Fat Baker Goblin was seen.
 * ???: "Hello Chef Greensweet."
 * The Goblin Greensweet turned and smiled to see a growned up Sunburst and a Red verson of Applejack's childhood friend Rara.
 * Chef Greensweet: "Ho-ho-ho! Sunny, Noon! Great to see my faverite unicorn custimers again! What can I do ya for?"
 * Sunburst: ".... Well... We wanna throw a big impourent surprise for our families in Horseshoe Corner that, (He and Noon held hooves), concerns a big desidion."
 * Chef Greensweet gave a knowing chuckle!
 * Chef Greensweet: "I see what's going on here! So, you two are finally gonna do it? No surprise cause you two are the sweethearts of the town! You always lifted our spirits with your unfaulting romance and songs."
 * Dawning Noon: "Aw, Greensweet, your too kind."
 * Chef Greensweet: "Now, I normally charge for these things, but... I'm willing for this speical occation to be free if you.... Well...."
 * Music starts to play.
 * Sunburst: "(Chuckles), You didn't needed to ask, Sweet. Anything to lighten people with our love, and in terms attaract business to you."
 * Sunburst and Noon began to dance, as Ponies and Mythical Creatures and Beings looked at it and began to smile at it. Unknown to anyone, a shady figure also smiles at this from the shadows.

Flashback.
 * Everyone cheered and applauded!
 * ???: "Bravo, Bra-vo!"
 * Everyone suddenly stops and looks at a ripped suit wearing dirty old paper-bag wearing Svengallop.
 * Svengallop: "That, was the most magnifisent preformice I have ever witnessed darlings!"
 * Sunburst: "Oh. Thanks mister. Welcome to Haystack. The happiest small town community you'll ever see."
 * Svengallop: "Yes yes yes, charming little non-city you got here. Allow me to introduse myself, I'm Stevegallop. Manitger extraordenar! I've come a long way from Manehatten ever since an ungrateful former client of mine dumped me, and I suffered fiancelly ever since. I need a new star! And you two are my stars!"
 * Dawning Noon: "(Gasps happly!) My dream come true!"
 * Sunburst: "Well, it's a charming offer sir, but, we don't nessersarly need a manitger."
 * Svengallop: "Oh, but if you two want to be reckindised in the cultureal wasteland that is Equestia, then you need someone who can make EVERYTHING happen! To qoute a famous phrase from a song from Aladdin, I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD! I can do more even your Celestia's shcool trained magic cannot! I, can make things happen with some, Razzel Dazzel! You both plan to be famous singers, yes?"
 * Sunburst: "By all means, yeah, but, we want to take it slow."
 * Svengallop: "Well, I am here to offer the EXPRESS lane, kiddies! (Brings out a surprisingly clean contract dispite his condition) Just sign the dotted line, and I can make all your dreams come true. (Super quietly) And mine as well. (Openly) What do you say?"
 * Sunburst: "..... Well, we want to start a family and-"
 * Svengallop: "Now WHO said you can't have a family AND be world famous? Why not bring the little br-Darling or Darlings, into being born with a silver spoon? Bring him into the life of the Celeberty! He'll be given the best benifits money and fame can buy! He'll be privately taught, he'll learn to become a great singer, he'll be an automatic SHOO-IN for Celestia's School, he'll have many friends in the world, AND, he'll even be a movie child star! If that's not the greatest childhood in the world, I have NO IDEA, what is!"
 * Sunburst: ".... Well, if you say so mister, (Summons a pen), I'll sign the line, Steve."
 * Sunburst was slowly about to sign the line as Svengallop grinned like the Grinch.
 * Svengallop's thoughts: "Return to luxery and pambering, here I come."
 * ???: HOLD ON A ROOTIN-TOOTIN SECOND!!! (The van appeared in the sky, and Applejack's voice was heard on it)
 * Applejack: Don't you think I haven't forgotten about you, Svengallop!
 * Svengallop:...That voice sounds familiar. (The van lands and out comes the Lodgers and ponies, mainly Applejack, who appeared in front of them)...MY CELESTIA, NOT YOU AGAIN!!! You already ruined my career once, you can't do it again!
 * Applejack: For your information, YOU ruined YOUR OWN career by being increasingly demanding and showing no sympathy for Rara! Now here you are trying to get a new client, and flat-out ruining THEIR image through nearly-impossible demands? You treacherous little-
 * Sunburst: Wait, hold up...is that...Applejack, friend of the Princess of Friendship?
 * Svengallop:...YOU KNOW HER?!?
 * Sunburst: Who in Equestria HASN'T? And these are the Shell Lodge Squad, the saviors who defended us from Equestria's first otherworldly invasion since...(Shivers)...he-who-must-not-be-named.
 * Svengallop:...SHE'S FRIENDS WITH THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP?!?
 * Applejack: Yeah, shocker, huh?
 * Noon:...What exactly brings you guys here?
 * Applejack: Well, FIRST OFF, don't let Svengallop here end up ruining you! You see, he's been a client for a rock star named Countess Co...co...(Shrugs) That's why I called her Rara!
 * Pinkie: Countess Coloratura! (The ponies screamed at hearing that)
 * Noon: OH, SHE IS A HIT SENSATION!
 * Svengallop: Yes, she, WAS! Until she kicked me out of giving her a one-time thing!
 * Applejack: What have YOU ever given her? You spoiled her to no end, demanding and not giving a damn about her personal life! Well, you know what? She STILL did well even without you.
 * Twilight: Applejack, look, you're starting to take this WAY too personally. Maybe you should let ME handle this instead of making YOURSELF look bad. (Magically displayed a magical screen)
 * (Svengallop): Cancel the contest for the fillies and schedule me a spa treatment. Now that I don't have to oversee a rehearsal with those brats, I have time for the works! You know the drill! Deliver, or the diva ditches your dippy charity! (It then cuts to him being exposed)
 * (Rara): So THAT'S how you've been managing things?
 * (Svengallop): Yeah, so? What's the problem?
 * (Rara): The problem is, is you've been using my name to intimidate ponies to get what you want!
 * Svengallop: NOOOO!!! (Tries blocking out the screen, but it is holographic) YOU DON'T SEE ANYTHING!!! (As the whole thing plays, Svengallop tries to block it out until Twilight makes the screen bigger)
 * (Svengallop): But I work incredibly hard for you! I deserve everything I get!
 * (Rara): But not because you scare ponies into thinking I won't perform for their charities otherwise! I would never do that to my fans! Which is why you should have known that I would never cancel the schoolponies' contest!
 * (Svengallop): Hmph. All this charity and schoolpony contest nonsense is just remnants of that boring little Rara I met back in Manehattan!
 * (Rara): (As the viewers watched in horror) You clearly don't understand the real me!
 * (Svengallop): Ha, that's a joke! I made you somepony! What can you even do without me? Good luck, Countess Coloratura! Good luck. (The viewing ends)
 * Sunburst:...I ALMOST ENTRUSTED MY WHOLE WEDDING...AND MY FUTURE FILLIES...TO A PONY LIKE THAT?!?
 * Svengallop: I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I It's not what you think!
 * Noon: Oh, no? Why would we entrust our wedding and the future of our kids to a pony who will make serious demands in their name?!?
 * Sunburst: Well, consider this contract...(Rips it in half) denied!
 * Svengallop: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you, You can't do this to me! I am one of the famed Gallop clan! My step-uncle's a lawyer! Eventally, I'll convince him to-"
 * Downpour grabbed him and flew up!
 * Svengallop: "EEEEK!? PUT ME DOWN?!"
 * Merlin summoned forth a cage.
 * Svengallop: "PUT ME DOWN THIS MINUTE, YOU PREHISTORIC DRAGON!?"
 * Downpour: "Sure, it was just about time ANYWAY!?"
 * Downpour dumps Svengallop striaght into the cage!
 * Svengallop: "OW?! Why are you doing this to me?! I haven't done ANYTHING illegal!?"
 * Applejack: "True, but your just as probmatic as any outlaw reguardless cause your a tainted pony. I heard of the Gallop clan. They're the most honorable and kindest noblemen ponies that rival even Fancy Pants. And they felt awful introdusing you into luxery and having all your whims met made you spoiled. And when they desided to not make you heir of the Gallop fortune, they accsidently ended up making you worse. So you became a manitger for celeberties to get luxery. It certainly was both a blessing in disguise and misfortune for you for one such celeberty ending up to be Rara, which eventally lead you to us. She did you a faver not indugling your bad apple behavior."
 * Svengallop: "YOU HAVE, ANY IDEA HOW MANY OTHER CELEBERTIES STARTED TO DUMP ME EVER SINCE THAT FIASCO?! I, I EVEN FAILED TO GET THAT OVER-RATED SAPPFIRE SHORES TO TAKE ME IN?! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT SHE HAD HER BRUTISH BODYGUARDS DID TO ME?!"
 * Sappfire: "Boys, kindly take the countess' FORMER bad jester out back and teach him some MANNORS and make him REGRET ever taking advantage of ponies like that!"