Perytons'of'Fun

The Mane 7 and the Lougers were invited to the Springtime Festival held by the Perytons. However, Twilight, in understanding that Tempest has defelupted a rather nasty opinion on Perytons after her rough encounter with Skyceria's sister, Princess Prominade, and Tempest growling at the idea of seeing the Perytons again more then shows that Tempest wanted nothing to do with anything about the Perytons. Not helping that Prominade, in her typical Mad Munchkin's Mary Sue fastion, still acts like an utter dumb cunt around Tempest, stating that Tempest was lucky that the King and Queen want Tempest around out of fear of bad PR with ponies, otherwise she would just boot her out again, no questions ask, stating that her past will NEVER be irrelivent, provoking Tempest to smack her in the face, causing Prominade to bawl her eyes out and make a scene! Then Tempest delivers an angry and very racist rant torwords the already shocked king and queen, redusing the queen to tears and leaving the king a blittering buffoon, mocking their parenting of Prominade and insulting their culture?! Then Tempest stomped off in a bitter rage, forcefully dragging Grubber with her. However, to add worser defeluptments, Ostro South came back with his Harpy girlfriend, who were reveled to actselly had been trying to do a secret coup to reform the sect, to warn that Great Queen Harpiss, the harpy queen of a rogue sect of Harpies armed with Panan Magic that congured Perytia, has came to be aware of Mount Borges thanks to the team-up of Absolut'e, Baholony, Neighsay, Svengallop and Wind Rider, exposing it to her, as a means to use anomamously exposed infomation to undermind the Friendship School's legit ability to really protect the lands from conquest. With the Mane 7 and even the Lougers and Gazelle quickly turned into Trees by Speicalised Panan Orbs, the students were forced to flee with Prominade in tow, as now the group need to get to Tempest and get her to help save the Perytons, but thing is, Tempest is greatly refusing because she deemed the Perytons to be cruel because of Prominade's stupidity. Course, Prominade did try to apologise, but she is mentally unable to do it without criticising Tempest and mocking her life choices whilest so, thus only serving to push Tempest away. Now, the students take on the penultamate challnage of teaching someone as mentally incompident as Prominade to learn to not blurt out her personal feelings and to understand the impourence of reckitising redemption. Not helping they have to do this while contending with a very persistent Bounty Hunter from the Kill-Claimers hired by Svengallop, named Mr. Xavior B. Adass, a defect sentient Mr. X Tyrant from the Resident Evil world that managed to left the world and become assentually one of Kill-Claimers most prodominant Bounty Hunters, but Neighsay was able to trigger his defected Umbrella Programming into be in their control so they can use him against the students without Xavior thinking independently, so the rest of the Factily, along with Capper and the finally arriving additional assistents for Buzzord, even Euri Kaki, to figure out how to liberate Xavior of this program, with the relucence of having to call Deadpool and his Kill-Claimer X-Force to do it, assentually since Deadpool was here to basicly rescue Xavior from this forced enslavement by Neighsay anyway, espeically when their best shot involves another Endling Cragmite named Cynidress, a genectics master who is basicly Xavior's personal care taker and provider of an impourent medicine needed to keep Xavior stable or else the Unbrella program re-activates.

Prologue

 * The Lougers Van was seen heading torwords the Hasbro Universe, as the Lougers are seen staring at Kairi and Boy Sora confusedly, with Riku confused at them.......
 * Sora: "..... Why, are you all staring?"
 * Icky: "Wellllll...... Let's just say that Kingdom Hearts 3 desided to continue the Kingdom Hearts tradition of PULLING EPIC MINDFUCKS OUT OF NOWHERE?! First off, Xehanort, did all that shit, BECAUSE HE WAS BEING A WELL-INTENTIONED MEGALOMANIAC?! Ventus, Aqua, and Terra DID came back, yet now they still aren't here, then all that stuff about Replicas, Kairi actselly DIED, that Guardians of Light and Seeker of Darkness shit, DID ALREADY HAPPEN, That whole Maleficent and Pete looking for a black box thing ended up going nowhere TILL THE FREAKING EPILOGUE, but the biggest one of all, IS THAT SORA VANISHED IN THE END OF THE STORY?! And yet, when we encountered you guys, you were back in the forms of your early games, Xehanorty's a prick again and wants to do the thing HE ALREADY DID, and everything is like Kingdom Hearts 3, NEVER HAPPENED?! And I kid you not, IT'S THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE GAME?!? Just, just, WHAT THE FUCK, YOU TWO?!"
 * Riku: "..... Well, tecnecally, Kingdom Hearts 3 was only the concludion of the Dark Seeker Arc, so, in time, a new game would come to-"
 * Icky: "THE PROBLEM HERE, IS THAT A POSSABLE KH4 COULD END UP BEING YEARS OFF BEFORE THAT EVER HAPPENS, AS WE ALL KNOW SQUARE ENIX LIKES TO TAKE THEIR TIME WITH THIS SHIT?! SO UNTIL WE GET A CANON EXPLANATION, HOW'S ABOUT A NOW EXPLANATION?! WHAT HAPPENED THAT REVERTED EVERYTHING BACK TO AS IF KINGDOM HEARTS AS A SERIES WAS RESETED?!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Looks depressed)..... Kairi, I must admit that, as overtly angry as Icky is, he's right. We want to know..... What the devil happened inbetween the time of Kingdom Hearts and the events that started the Second Cartoonian War."
 * Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku all looked at eachother, as does KH Donald and Goofy.....
 * Kairi: "...... Guys, it's, time we become honest with something."
 * Icky: "OH, MY GOD?! DON'T TELL ME?! IS THIS ANOTHER HIGH COUNCIL CONSPIRACY?!"
 * ???: "Well, yes and no."
 * Saldaron appeared.....
 * Saldaron: "It is more like something the Timelords, hold respondsability for..... You see, the events of Kingdom Hearts, actselly took place in a middle era inbetween the 1960s and the early 90s. The Time Council felt that the whole Kingdom Hearts affair was such an utter mess, that they had desided to give that particular event, a soft reset."
 * Cynder: "Meaning....?"
 * Saldaron: "In time travel mecanhics, a soft reset is when you froze entire certen sets of worlds, I.E., the Kingdom Hearts Original Worlds, and there after the Disney Worlds, and move their actual placement in time, into the future where the event has been long done. That way, the Kingdom Hearts Debacle would come to be forgotten, and the persons involved would have a chance of a fresher start, and that whole event would be behind us. Course, to ensure that, we informed the High Council of this event so they would best ensure it doesn't repeat itself. In a soft-reset, the persons in that world being given one, will simply, be reborn as if it was the first time they were introdused. And we were selective of the persons we reseted, as we ensured the real Xehanort and Eraqus stayed in Kingdom Hearts, while we recreated a new temporal Eraqus that was meant to be as if Xehanort never happened..... Thing is..... We have..... Underestimated, the true power of Kingdom Hearts..... And that of the intelligence of the one Darkspawn very self-aware about the powers of time travel: Architect."
 * Bubbha: "Okay, this is started to get more intense then it should've plump been."
 * Thunderclap: "Yeesh, guys, do these things always get so dang drumatic?"
 * Icky: "Ya should've seen the Pre-You Guys times. It was like we were in an unfolding soap opera!"
 * Saldaron: "The Architect wanted to enable Darkspawn to harness the darkness of Kingdom Hearts, and that of it's beasts, the Heartless, Nobodies, Unversed and what have you. So, sometime after the new fall of Radient Garden, the Architect and Cobra persued their first Kingdom Hearts project: Creating a New Xehanort, one that is more focused on darkness then the horrendusly mistaken sort Kingdom Hearts 3 deminstraighted."
 * Icky: "..... You mean, to fucking, tell me, that the Xehanort we were fighting, all this time, IS ACTSELLY JUST AN EVILER CLONE OF A TECNECALLY ALREADY BAD DUDE OF HIS OWN RIGHT?!"
 * Saldaron: "Well how else did you think there's suddenly even an evil verson of Mercurymon when the series show he went back to good?"
 * Icky: "Well, yeah, BUT STILL?! You mean to tell me that you timelords were SO PUT OFF by what occured in the Original Kingdom Hearts timeline, that you tried to basicly give it a soft-reboot in hopes that you can give the people involved, a better life! BUT INSTEAD, YOU TWATS INADVERTINGLY MADE OUR TIME MORE COMPLICATED BY BRINGING PRODUCTS OF THE PAST, TO US?! Why, I THINK IT EXPLAINS WHY ALOT OF DISNEY WORLDS ARE STILL IN THEIR OLDER TIME PERIODS, ISH, OTHER WORLDS ARE NOT THAT ADVANCED AS WELL, BUT, STILL, IS IT ANY WONDER WHY THE AUU IS MORE ADVANCED THEN US AND HOW WE'RE NOT EVEN CLOSE?! YA KNOW, FOR ALL THAT TALK ABOUT HOW YOU TIMELORDS HATE IT WHEN WE MESS UP THE TIME STREAM, YOU GUYS AREN'T ANY BETTER?!"
 * Saldaron: "Oh, be assured, the Time Council have epicly facepalmed on how much of a poor hindsight all this was. We underestimated the far reaching powers of Kingdom Hearts, and that of Architect's intelligence. He, is one you should be mad for peeling off that old wound."
 * Icky: "Well, yeah, fuck him for that, BUT WHO'S FAULT WAS IT FOR ALLOWING HIM THE CHANCE TO BE AWARE OF IT?! YOU SAID SO YOURSELF, HE'S SELF-AWARE ABOUT TIME TRAVEL, AND IF ME AND IAGO'S SHENANIGANS IN THE TIME WE TOOK SHEN'S TELEPORTATION REMOTE FOR A CRAZY JOY RIDE IS ANYTHING TO GO BY, THAT GUY SENSED WE WERE POPPING UP RANDOMLY?! THAT SUGGESTS AN ABILITY TO SENSE ANNOMALITIES BEYOND NORMAL REASON?! SO HE WAS BOUND TO REALISE THAT HE KNOWS THAT SOME WORLDS WERE KEPT IN CERTAIN TIME PERIODS, JUST BECAUSE?!"
 * Saldaron: "Oh, look at it this way..... Of the misfortunates that happened, it allowed for the growth of your group as it is. Kairi was the one that Shen was able to channel some goodness into, which in term, she would come to have an effect on your group as well, Spyro, going without saying. I think the consiquences, negitive and positive, are well balenced here."
 * Silence......
 * Pang Bing: "...... Perhaps, this mistake had a silver lining, but now consider that we now found ourselves dealing with a greater problem then the one you tried to remove from time."
 * Icky: ".... Okay, I admit, this EPIC fail in Timelording has it's pluses, but, this is still, an epic bombshell."
 * Saldaron: "Why else do you think I started to be abit of a helper with you bunch every now and again? The Time Council felt that we owe the timestream GREATLY for this, extreme over-sight."
 * Icky: "Okay, but, Kairi, Sora, Riku, how long were you guys self-aware about this?"
 * Riku: ".... It's, only recently these old memories came back....."
 * Spongebob: "..... Does the Leage know about the truth?"
 * Saldaron: "They're already in the process of giving Mang extreme plague for the fact that the Xehanort they have is not the original, but just a more eviler verson then how it played in Kingdom Hearts canon. The Leage is now entering abit of a political uproar about this revelation. It'll take, quite some time before Mang can keep the leage Unifived about having a false Xehanort on their side."
 * Gazelle: "..... Well, it may not be the real deal, but this "Fake" Xehanort, is still as concerningly strong as the original, if not more concering the new Seekers he brought forth."
 * Icky: "But why would Xehanort 2.0. repeat what the original did?"
 * Saldaron: "Isn't it obvious? Cobra wants to be able to secure the X-Blade with a Xehanort abit more dedicated to darkness then what really went down. Course.... Let's just say, a newer verson of something bad, will become worse in ways unpresidented. (Vanishes)....."
 * Icky: "...... D'AWWWWWWWWW, I HATE IT WHEN HE LEAVES WITH CRYPTIC SHIT?!"
 * Sandy: ".... Well, that was one rough-houser of a game-changer."
 * Lord Shen approuched Kairi.....
 * Lord Shen: "...... Kairi, even if our encounter was the result of, misguided intentions of Timelords, I promise that this revelation changes NOTHING about us...... You are still my niece, apart of, this very wild misfit family, and I promise, THIS, Doppleganger Xehanort, will NEVER be able to get you like what the original did. You have my guarrentie on this. (Kairi hugged Shen, of which the Lougers entered a group hug)......"
 * (Deadpool): "....... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, THAT, IS ONE EPIC BOMBSHELL?! AND ONE, OF THE BIGGEST, THAT THIS SERIES HAS DROPPED YET?!"
 * Icky: "DON'T RUIN THE MOMENT, WILSON?!"
 * (Deadpool): Also, really? You're delaying your own anniversary special by another episode?
 * MSM: We've already had two specials in a row, it'd be too redundant.
 * Scroopfan: "Well tecnecally three since the first one was a double feature, but yes, 4 specials in a row would be redundant. Also, it was litterally established that this episode is next anyway cause of Mr. Xavior and Cyndress."
 * (Deadpool): Well we both know that you're so lazy and loungey that the anniversary will be made moot because of the slow progress of this episode.
 * Scroopfan: "Look, if it helps, this episode is a 5-chapter one anyway, which means unlike the last special alone, it'll be done in relitively shorter time, espeically since it's not another Anthrology. I am SO glad it'll be awhile before we do another one, cause Kumbya, that was quite a great deal of time spent on them! So glad from here on out, that the following episodes are straightforword stories with one major focus plot with only some side-stories sprinkled in if nessersary."
 * (Deadpool): "Just saying that it doesn't seem respectful to the aniversery of the entire series as a whole to make what feels like a mostly by the numbers Friendship School Episode come before it."
 * Scroopfan: "Seriously, you're not even thrilled that the episode gives the Killclaimers a major role in it and offers extensive lore, in WHICH, it gives you another major appearence?"
 * (Deadpool): "And believe me, I'm cool with it, it's just, compaired to the annversery, even with Xavior, who I feel like is a late tribute to the release of the RE2 Remake, and with the girl Cragmite OBVIOUSLY gonna become Electross' school buddy, not even mentioning badass girl pony getting closure with the flying deers, the episode is otherwise, par with the course compaired to the big event that's the spiecal. I mean, that episode's a game changer episode."
 * Scroopfan: "Well..... Try to view this prologue, of which you're interupting, as a pre-requitist to the anniversery special. It does greatly addressed a major theme of the following episode after all. And again, it's a five-chapter episode, they are usually done far quicker then the antrologies, so this episode will be out of the way QUITE quickly."
 * (Deadpool): "Well, okay I guess, though I'm still begrudent that you're not gonna address Season 9 until this part of SAF Season 3 comes to pass."
 * Scroopfan: "It's to prevent canonical conflict, Deadpool!"
 * (Deadpool): "Oh, like with that Divergent Timeline thing you're starting to do now?"
 * Scroopfan: "Hey, at least it prevents SO MANY episodes from radical changes or lost-drafting because how much Season 9 REALLY drumaticly departed from what I was expecting!"
 * (Deadpool): "Yeah, but you ever wonder why X does his Redux stamps on things that try to avoid confirming to canon? It's like he thinks your too afraid to sacrivicing ideas at the whims of what's canonically correct!"
 * Scroopfan: "No, it's more like alot of the episodes that would've suffered the jossed effect had yet to begun and I still had interest in doing them as originally intended. Also, litterally from the crossovers themselves, SAF was always about defying the exceptations of canon to offer a better way to deal with some of canon's, particularly dickish moments. It helps keep SAF from just being no different then standerd crossovers and-"
 * Icky: "CAN WE JUST GET THIS EPISODE OVER WITH?! (Grabs the scene and tosses right into the next with comical crashes!)"
 * MSM:... Thank you.
 * Icky: Let's just save this conversation on what  that Divergent Timeline stuff has ins tore for us, later. Cause honestly, divergent or alternate alwways gives me headaches. Multiverse theory really IS a bitch. Seriously, I won't be surprised if we come across an Injustice version of Gazelle.

Chapter 1: The Land of the Perytons
Mount Borges Tempest's Room in Electross' ship. Royal Grounds Promenade's Room Elsewhere, in a secluded forest. Kill-Claimer Base.
 * Electross' luxery ship has arrived to Mount Borges in it's treetop villages.
 * The ship opened up as the group set forth....
 * Gallus: "..... What a surprise.... Perytons live in treehouses."
 * Phoebe: "I know, right? Clished much?"
 * Skyceria: "Ya know, it may not be a surprised to people that we live amongst the trees, but it is apart of our connection to nature."
 * Barktrot: "Well said, young Skyceria. (Opens wings to embrace the beauty of the place as she breathed in).... It always does my heart good to be back here."
 * ???: "This camping trip shall be a blast!"
 * Barktrot was knocked out of her embracement zone as she had an annoyed face, as she looked to see Buzzord, but was surprised by the scoutmaster uniform he is now wearing as Hatty is in the form of a Scoutmaster hat.
 * Buzzord: "Euri, your sugegstion for transholographic clouthing has done wonders!"
 * Euri came in dressed like Jane Porter.
 * Euri: "Why thank you, Buzzord, that means so much to me."
 * Electross looked at Buzzord and Euri hugging eachother and sighed, both depressed and happly.....
 * Mooseworth was coming forth.
 * Mooseworth: "Salutations, Friendship School students and factily. You're arrival was most anpisiptated."
 * Twilight: "Well, it's not all of them. Cozy Glow insisted that she has family matters to attend to. But otherwise, all of us are present and accounted for."
 * Skyceria was seen embracing the arriving Evergreen and Paulownia.
 * Evergreen: "Miss Sparkle, we are ever so honored you came to our welcoming of spring celebration. And thank you for inviting an, extra speical guest inspite of.... A prior bad visit."
 * Twilight: "But alchourse. I heard from Skyceria that Prominade, wasn't exactly fair to her. I promise to make sure things go right."
 * Applejack: "Well, soon as we can get her out of Electross' ship, we mean."
 * ???: "I AM NOT GOING OUT THERE?!"
 * ??? 2: "AW, COME ONE, TEMP?!"
 * Grubber was seen struggling trying to bring Tempest into the open!
 * Grubber: "You, were able to brace deserts, monster infested valleys, and even kept a brave face at the presence of Hurricane?! And yet it's flying deer that's making you like Fluttershy?!"
 * Fluttershy: "Can we please not use my name as a phrase for timidness?"
 * Tempest: "The Perytons have no sense of forgiveness, so I will not darken their doors for their CLEAR distaste to pony kind?! I JUST HAD A HARD TIME INFORMING EVERY RACE ABOUT THE STORM KING'S DEATH AND REUNITING WITH GLITTER!!! THESE GUYS WERE ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT TO DEAL WITH!!"
 * Grubber: "Aw come on, that Prominade chick was obviously just being a retarded brat, she doesn't speak for everyone!"
 * Twilight chuckles nerviously.
 * Twilight: "Mind Grubber, he, speaks his mind."
 * Tempest: "Her words stung like poisoned daggers, Grubber, I will not assusiate myself with, these nature slaves?! (Bucks Grubber off and runs back into the ship!)......"
 * Grubber: "..... Horse bucks are PAINFUL?!"
 * Rarity: ".... Do ever excuse us for a moment, your highnesses?"
 * Tempest: (Growls with her broken horn crackling) WHY?! WHY AM I EVEN HERE?!
 * Grubber:... Well, Twilight said that the Peryton King and Queen actselly felt bad for you, so, they invited ya to join in their welcome spring party.
 * Tempest: "All they are doing is risking me to be criticised by that spoiled, unenlightened crybaby of a princess with severe mental issues to push me over the edge?!"
 * Twilight: "(Knocks) Tempest, it's Twilight. We're here to talk with you."
 * Tempest: SAVE IT, PRINCESS!
 * Twilight: (Opens door) Tempest, hear us out. We just want you to try interacting with the perytons. You can assert yourself well against Promenade.
 * Tempest: My assertion is more violent than one is willing to accept. I'll just prove her right. I go out there, it's an incident waiting to happen!
 * Pinkie: "Look, if it helps, Prominade's head isn't screwed on right, she doesn't know what she's doing half the time. Skyceria said so herself, she's practicly a kid in a grown-up's body."
 * Rarity: "Also because she's actselly afraid of bad things. She acted like she did because she was more afraid of you then you are of her."
 * Tempest: "That's the issue! It's the fact she fears me at all, even in an ignorent stupid way, is what the issue is. If I can't win over what is basicly a child in an adult's body, what hope do I have to win over others?"
 * Grubber: Why don't you just show them she's afraid of you and thus make everything she did to you moot?
 * Tempest:......
 * Tempest: (She burst in with her crackling horn as Promenade was among hundreds of perytons)....
 * Promenade:.... Oh...... It's the Edgelord Pony again. Look, just because my parents invited you out of "Diplomatic Curtacy", that doesn't mean I have to LIKE YOU or anything.
 * Tempest: I didn't like you first.
 * Promenade: I didn't like you before I even met you.
 * Tempest: That doesn't even make any sense!
 * Prominade: It doesn't have to, because I'm Princess Prominade! So, that being said, what brings ya to town?
 * Tempest: Oh, I'm so glad you asked. How about we start with your complete and totally undivided attention?
 * Peryton #1:...... (Dubbed as TFS Frieza) I think I peed a little.
 * Tempest: Here's the deal, your highness, I want to challenge you to a magic duel. It's time you stop making it difficult for everyperyton here.
 * Promenade:.... Uh, I don't think Peryton magic works the same way as pony magic does, see, our magic is abit more, pasifist, I wanna say, and I should know, cause I'm-
 * Tempest: EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS WHO YOU ARE?! (Prominade was surprised comedically by this!) Maybe your egomaniacal ears didn't hear me. (Charges her unstable magic frightening her)... You will fight me for your kingdom. I do not wish it any harm, because you have already done that. If I'm as unwelcome as you believe, make me leave. Right here. Right now.
 * Promenade:...... Is this some kind of prank? Cause, even if it wasn't as bad as it is right now, I don't fall for pranks, because I'm Princess- (Tempest's magic crackled in more ominous chaos)...... (Cowerdly) Prominade.....
 * Peryton 1: "I JUST PEED EVEN MORE NOW?!"
 * Tempest: I AM TOO SERIOUS TO PULL PRANKS!!! DO YOU SEE PINKIE PIE OR GRUBBER ANYWHERE?!
 * Promenade: Well, obviously not, cause there's only your grouchy butt here.
 * Tempest: IS IT APRIL FOOLS OR ANY EQUESTRIAN VARIANT, OR SOME CLOWNS OR PRANKSTERS, OR ANY INDICATIONS I'M PRANKING YOU?!
 * Promenade: Well, for the first thing, it's May now, so it's neither Aprile Fools nor April Foals, for the second thing, other then the court jester that may need to change his pants now, no, and for the last thing..... Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, I don't have to be like Skyceria to see that you're throwing a big tizzy.
 * Tempest: DO I LOOK LIKE THE KIND OF PONY THAT WOULD PRANK SOMEONE?!
 * Promenade: Okay, you're just being redundent now, no you do not?!
 * Tempest: HOW WOULD THIS BE A PRANK THEN?! WOULD IT BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS TO BE A PRANK?!!!
 * Promenade: NOT IF YOU WANTED ME TO HIRE YOU A JESTER OR EVEN BE YOUR JESTER! See, I can get all yelly too.
 * Tempest: I AM NOT THE PONY THAT IS CAPABLE OF SUCH A THING!!! BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GOT PLENTY OF FOOLS AROUND YOU, SO IT WOULD BE POINTLESS!!! Now, back to my point. YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE?! MAKE ME!!! GIVE ME NO MERCY!!! BREAK MORE THAN WHAT'S LEFT OF MY HORN!!!
 * Promenade: I-I-I will, because I'm-
 * Tempest: SAY YOUR NAME AGAIN!!! SAY, YOUR NAME, AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, YOU SELF-F****R, SAY YOUR NAME ONE MORE GODSDAMN TIME!!!!
 * Promenade: Okay okay, chill! Again, we Perytons are not much for offensive magic, so, how's about a hire a really strong mercenary or something to fight for my honor, and a fat stack of cash, cause that's what mercenaries care for, or maybe I can have the guards do it caus- (Tempest zapped them unconscious, shocking her) D'OOOWWWWAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
 * Tempest:... Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? Sorry. Continue........... Oh you were finished. Well since your guards are down for the count, it's up to PWINCESS PWOMENADE to stand up to the unwelcome Tempest Shadow!
 * Promenade: Ya still go by that emo-edgelord name?
 * Tempest: ARE YOU SETTING ME UP FOR MOCKERY?! WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING AT MY REAL NAME SOON!!! Now, I repeat, MAKE, ME, RUN AWAY LIKE A LITTLE FILLY!!!!
 * Promenade: I, uh... I-I-I, I really should stress that we Perytons are not much for offensive spells and-
 * Tempest: What are you, a bitch?
 * Promenade: NO, BECAUSE I'M PRINCESS PROMENADE- NO, WAITWAITWAIT, TRICK QUESTION, TRICK QUESTION- (Tempest zapped her into having her wings fall off again) EEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!...... (Saw the broken off wings)...... CRAP, MY WINGER WOUNDS?!
 * Tempest: ARE, YOU... A, BITCH?!?
 * Promenade: NOOOO!!!
 * Tempest: Then why are you screwing me like a bitch, bitch? STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELF AND HIT ME!!!! EVERYPERYTON IS WATCHING!!! DO IT!!!! (Prominade was crying)... Oh my Gods, are you actually crying?
 * Promenade: NO, IT'S JUST MY SPRING HAY FEVER!!!
 * Tempest: Wow, you really ARE a chicken. How did all these people admire you? You're actually scared of me. I'm starting to think you RAN ME OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE TERRIFIED OF ME!!! (The Perytons murmur in agreement)
 * Promenade: HEY?! DON'T GO AGREEING WITH HER, SHE'S JUST-
 * Tempest: I'M JUST WHAT?! I'M, JUST, WHAT?! You wanna know what I do to people who cross me since the Storm King? Hmm? Well let's answer that with an old saying from beyond. The path of the righteous woman is beset on all sides, by the inequities of the selfish, and the tyranny of evil woman. Blessed is she who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. For she is TRULY her sister's keeper, and the binder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my sisters. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LADY, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!
 * Promenade:... (She ended up wetting herself, managed to cartoonishly stuff the fallen wings back on like nothing happened, and cried hysterically flying away)......
 * Tempest:... So, am I unwelcome NOW?! Am I unwelcome if your prized princess is too cowardly to stand up to me?... Anyone have any objections? Any at all?.............. I didn't think so. (She leaves leaving the Friendship School group, and the just arriving heroes shocked)
 * Icky:... Watch Pulp Fiction recently? (He was zapped cartoonishly)
 * Max Cat/Dinky/Banzai/Tito/Razoff: HOLY S**T!!!
 * Tempest: (Screamed with her head in the ground in anguish and magic crackling) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GODS DAMMIT!!!!!
 * Twilight: Tempest, are you okay?!
 * Tempest: NEVER BEEN BETTER!!!... That said, I understood what you tried to do, Sparkle, but it was perhaps for the best I didn't had came back at all! (Leaves)......"
 * Grubber: "..... (Nerviously laughs)..... Good attempt, though. (Zooms off after to leave with Tempest)."
 * Icky: "(Coughs)...... Did we just ended up arriving to major Equestrian Druma?"
 * Skyceria: "..... I'll uh, go check up on Promenade. To make sure she doesn't do anything crazy. (Flew off to Prominade's Tower)."
 * Twilight: "..... (Puts on a Paper Bag) And I was hoping to avoid another international insodent."
 * Gallus: "Hey, fair's fair, Greeny and his wife were the ones that asked to drag Tempest along. They should've figured that Tempest ain't like typical ponies."
 * Olhar: "Maybe this party was a bad idea."
 * Promenade: (Flooded her entire bedroom halfway with her tears)
 * Skyceria flew in and saw the water, as she grabbed a drain wire and opened a drain that swallowed the ocean of tears.....
 * Prominade: "Sky, Sky, that edgelord pony was MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Skyceria: "And is it any surprise why?"
 * Prominade: "(Sniffles), Cause she couldn't accept criticisum from litterally last year?"
 * Skyceria: What do you think?! You insulted her broken horn and appearance, and called her an effing retard! Of COURSE karma was going to catch up to you! She roasted you and showed your true colors in front of everybody. She was bound to find out you were scared stiff of her. One often meets their destiny on the path they take to avoid it, you know.
 * Promenade: Don't patronize me by quoting those misfits, sis, you're better than that.
 * Skyceria: Point is, you had this coming. Tempest only came that day to tell us the Storm King is dead.
 * Promenade: That doesn't change anything. Everycreature knows his family are renowned conquerors. They'll be back with a vengeance. I know it, because I'm Princess Promenade.
 * Skyceria: And how can you be sure? It's been almost two years and they haven't done anything. I'd say they're nothing without him.
 * Prominade: ".... That, is a fair point. What's taking them so long? I could've at least expected the Conquest King to be the first guy to cause trouble."
 * Skyceria: "I heard rumors from Buzzord's Abyssian Hometown that Conquest King got crushed by a surprise object."
 * Prominade: "(Laughs)! That's a lame way to go out!"
 * Skyceria: But at the same time, some could be biding their time for the right moment. True conquerors no matter how lost in obscurity wait even years or a lifetime for the right moment. People like Tempest could know how to prepare for them. And yet if you hadn't insulted her, she could've been a great asset.
 * Prominade: "..... Ya mean like, having the Edgelord Pony be used against them?"
 * Skyceria: "More like having her help us against them should they show up."
 * Prominade: "...... (We suddenly go into her head to see an Alarm Clock about to set off, and when it did, it rang)....... HOLY TREES OF LIFE?! WHY THE BUCK DIDN'T I FIGURED THAT?! And I usually figured everything, cause I'm Princess Pro-"
 * Skyceria: Just goes to show, maybe Princess Promenade doesn't know everything. You, sis, have a lot to think about. (She left)...
 * Princess Prominade: "......... Now I'm sulky. (Plops down and began to sulk)"
 * Absolut'e, Baholony, Wind Rider and Svengallop were seen togather, as Neighsay stood next to Jackasso and Bullshiton, waiting as a large bird-shaped figure stood before all of them.
 * Figure: "Where is your promised Bounty Hunter Champion, Neighsay. You'd said they'd be here awhile ago."
 * Neighsay: "Do try to be paient, harpy queen. Your particular rogue sect will be granted that ultamate force, soon enough. Try to understand that this champaign, is from beyond this world. And be assured, this figure is one of the meanest, nasitest of the nastiest bounty hunters of any part of the cosmos."
 * Absolut'e: "So does it excuse this champaign to be fastionably late?"
 * Baholony: "Hey, like Neighsayer said, they are outsiders with spaceships, it might take them a while."
 * Wind Rider: "Doesn't make me any less antsy on how he's taking his sweet time."
 * Svengallop: "Well when that slow good for nothing gets here, (a shadow forms behind Svengallop, Surprising all but Neighsay and the Impressed Figure as it looms over Svengallop as familier music plays), I'm gonna-..... Wait, is it nighttime already- (Suddenly, Mr. Xavior lounged and grabbed Svengallop as beats him up Hulk-Style in the first Avengers Movie)!"
 * Absolut'e: "MY GOODNESS?!"
 * Baholony: "SO glad I'm not him!"
 * Wind Rider: "(Mostly unfazed) Yowch...... Slaughterhouse would've loved him."
 * Neighsay chuckled wickedly pleased, as Bullshiton and El Jackasso cowerd behind him, as the Figure looked on impressed.
 * Mr. Xavior stopped and dropped Svengallop, as he was cartoonishly wrecked......
 * Svengallop: "(Dazed) Mommy, I wanna go home."
 * Cynidress showed up worried!
 * Cynidress: "I am so sorry about this. Xavior is very easy to upset. (To Mr. Xavior) Xavior, I told you that we don't beat up customers for the Killclaimers, Mister. (Xavior moans apologetic) Now, I understand he was being a rude prick, but beating him up isn't gonna fix anything, if not, (Looks at Svengallop's mangled body)..... Achieve the opposite. (Uses her gun to fire healing liquid that heals Svengallop) You were lucky I had healing tank water on standby, Mister."
 * Neighsay: "I trust you are Xavior's caretaker, Missus....."
 * Cynidress: "Oh, sorry, where are my mannors, I'm Cynidress, and this, is the best Bounty Hunter of the United Universes. Mr. Xavior B. Adass."
 * Wind Rider: "(Breaks into laughing!) THAT'S HIS NAME?! (Laughs, as Xavior looms over him). (Stops laughing)...... Shiiiiii-"
 * BLACKOUT AS A PUNCH WAS HEARD!
 * Wind Rider's face was cartoonishly smoosh into a fist-print......
 * Wind Rider: "..... Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
 * Cyndress: "...... Yeah, don't make fun of his name either. He, actselly likes it. (Heals Wind Rider too)."
 * Neighsay: "Then I trust you understand why you're here."
 * Cydnress: "Well, yeah, you promised to pay a huge stack of cash if Xavior helps you guys out with something."
 * Nigehsay: "Perfect. You see, I need your help to take down a rogue school filled with students that're potaintional spies of those of questionable motives. I would like Xavior to, rid Equestria, of them."
 * Cynidress: "Duh buh-duh, buh-duh, You mean you want Xavior to hurt, CHILDREN?! I mean, I would've been cool if it was like, the headmaster or headmistress of the shcool, BUT FUCKING CHILDREN?! Buddy, I'm a devient of a netouriously hostle race, AND EVEN I THINK THIS JOB IS VERY DUBIOUS AT BEAST?! Survice to say, BOTH ME AND XAVIOR WOULD HESITANT TO ACCEPT THIS JOB! And may I be frank? YOU GOT PROBLEMS! (Mr. Xavior nodded in agreement, grunted)."
 * Neighsay: "I anpisipated that you would be hesitant, miss Cynidress. Hence why, I am prepared, for stern measures."
 * Suddenly, the figure summoned forth armored Harpies that appeared and grabbed Cyndress by the arms, holding blades, which sparked a reaction to Mr. Xavior!
 * Neighsay: "(Mr. Xavior was about to move) HALT, TITANIC HUMANOID?! Even at your fastest, those blades are Panan in Origin. One slit, and she'll turn to Obsidian. And I would wager, you wouldn't want that. (Mr. Xavior got fearful).... But dread not. I persauded these avians' leader, to be merciful, provided you obey my orders, and do EXACTLY, what I want..... And, to ensure your, appearent moral compus, doesn't interfear. (Uses a control Spell that locks Mr. Xavior to his will, thus Neighsay now controls him)..... You, will share, MY, exact seniments."
 * Cynidress: "(Got free when the Harpies let her go)...... Sir, I question your ethics."
 * Neighsay: "As if the nursemaid of a Bounty Hunter is in the position for ethics. (Neighsay's possie and the Harpies and the Figure leave)...."
 * Cynidress: "..... (Quietly brings up a transmitter) (Quietly) Deathcounter, we have a problem."
 * Bleek: "OUR BEST BOUNTY HUNTER HAS BEEN ENSLAVED?! BY A PONY?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Fair's fair, Bleek. I understand some of the "Unicorns" as it were can pocess extraordenary magic."
 * Bleek: "IT'S STILL A DISHASTOR?! A KILL-CLAIMER HAS BEEN DRAGGED INTO A COUP D'ETAT?! WE WILL SUFFER DISBANSION FOR THIS?! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Bleek, get ahold of yourself! Bounty Hunters on our watch get dragged into these kind of situations before. Protocal states we send a rescue party to save Xavior."
 * Bleek: "BUT XAVIOR IS ALWAYS AT RISK OF FALLING INTO HIS FAULTY PROGRAMMING FROM HIS EARTH?! NOT MANY BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE INSANE ENOUGH TO ATTEMPT IT?!"
 * Deathcounter: "...... I do, know of one..... Bring me, Deadpool, and his, "Bounty Hunter X-Force"."
 * Bleek: "BUT HE'S STILL ON TRIAL-MODE?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Then it's time, for him to prove, his metile. He may do well with killing targets, but can he be trusted, to save the best Bounty Hunter of our group? That's the question, that could mean the difference, between life, and death, for both Xavior, and potaintionally the planet of Equestria....."
 * ???: Equestria?! Did he say Equestria?! (Deadpool appears)
 * Deadpool: Does this mean I get to hang out with my pony pal Pinkie after this mission's over?!
 * Deathcounter: "..... (Confused) Yeeeess?"
 * Deadpool: "THEN I'LL GET THE KILLCLAIMER X-FORCE! (TELEPORTS OFF)!......"
 * Bleek: "..... I don't know what's the worse thing Equestria will go through, Xavior on a rampage, or his shenanigans?"
 * Deathcounter: "Well, I still consider Xavior more dangerious cause of controversey risks."
 * (Deadpool): Sex slave controversy or big argument controversy? You never can tell with Scroopfan--
 * Deathcounter: WILL YOU JUST GO?!
 * (Deadpool): (Dubbed as Hermes) Gone, babe!

Chapter 2: The Lougers Get X'ed/The Harpies of Harpiss Invade
Peryton Village. Prominade's Tower.
 * The Misfits saw a big gathering of a muttering mob of Perytons surrounding something, and sounding angry.
 * Olhar: "I knew it! There's an angry mob already!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Buuuuuut, I don't thing it's at us."
 * The group torwords it, as in the center of the mob, it was seen that Ostro South and his Harpy girlfriend, Puffsy, are back.
 * Evergreen: "You have some nerve showing your face here after fratinising with our land's usurpers, Ostro?!"
 * Ostro: "You have misunderstood!"
 * Evergreen: "Oh, so was prominade wrong about you dating one of the harpies of Harpiss?"
 * Ostro: "..... Ehh, more like, she had the right assumtion, wrong context. I admit to having a secret relationship with Puffsy, but I was not a traitor.... Though Puffsy is a defector for Harpiss' sect. In fact, the oppsite. She was my means on the inside of the sect so we can better understand Harpiss. And it's exactly what we figured, Harpiss is a rogue queen of a rogue sect, in no way shape or form representive of the Harpies of the Harpylands. I also dsicover that she has been raiding Panan weaponry that had allowed her to be an effective conguror as she was."
 * Evergreen: "WE KINDA ALREADY FIGURED THOSE THINGS, OSTRO?! All you did was confirmed something we already had safe hunches one?!"
 * Ostro: "But I have brought forth infomation of a serious degree! Harpiss, has joined forces with rogue ponies, freshly escaped from Black Staillian Asylum, and that of a donkey and a retarded bull. The ring leader was in scholer looking attire, and has promised Harpiss an unstoppable champaign, from beyond a stars! A tall humaniod man, with a fedora hat and a snazzy white tie! He looked like a brute! He was said to be from a group of space Bounty Hunters refered to as "The Kill-Claimers", and was one of their best. And the Scholer, took control of him!"
 * The Perytons become concerned of this.
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) Neighsay."
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Because who fucking else but?"
 * Ostro: "I don't ask to be forgiven, your highnesses, but I beg to be heeded! We must evacuate the Perytons, and escape enslavement to another land, start fresh and anew."
 * Paulownia: "Even if what you say was true, how can we ever trust your word after this deception? Even if Puffsy was different from the Harpy Sect, you still withheld that infomation as if you didn't trusted your king and queen with this!"
 * Ostro: "I had to! I couldn't even trust the other members of the Principle Wind Council with this! And honestly, can you blame me for that even they knew nothing of this?! Gregale was a position of power leech that would do anything to incrise his status, even expose me as a "Traitor" if it'll earn your favor! Tramontane lost his respect to living creatures if his undergroud cock-fighting ring's anything to take note off! Mistral's a phathic choas meth addict, Ponente is a disgrace for selling out innosent trees to loggers! Thank goodness you stopped that, by the by, and recovered those trees. As I was saying, Levante and Libeccio were scoundrels, slaves to greed, and Sirocco was a sexual devient! The rest of the council were the worse of that crumbled group, tainted by the sadness of the loss of our land and turned corrupted in their follies! I am earnestly the only pure member of that mess!"
 * Evergreen: "Minus the dishonesty about your appearent relationship with Puffsy."
 * Ostro: "I did it to keep the Perytons safe! I would've been an early warning in an event Harpiss would've gotten wise to this location, like now thanks to the rogue ponies! Espeically that Absolut'e was one of them! At least be assured that I had came to warn you all!"
 * Evergreen: "Warning us does not redeem your dishonesty. Even if Puffsy wasn't a danger, you played a risky game of espionage on Harpiss' Sect. In fact, you were lucky that Puffsy wasn't someone of loyalty to Harpiss, or else you could've inadventingly helped the Sect find us anyway!"
 * Ostro: "Sire, please, let me make it up to you all, I know every bit of detail of the sect's strentghs and weaknesses, if we do this right, we can-"
 * Evergreen: "Peryton magic is passive in nature. It won't stand well against the Harpies stolen Panan Weaponry. Nevermind these great brute they have now! Our best hope is evacuation. So nothing you have learned can be helpful to us."
 * Icky: "AHEM! (The Perytons looked at the misfits)..... Maybe not, YOU guys, but, yer forgetting that you have badass heroes on yer side. Anything Ostro-Boy knows about, will be a big help."
 * Evergreen: "Are you misfits sure you want to trust him?"
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Fair's fair, if he's as dickish you say he is, would he even BOTHER giving us a head's up?"
 * Evergreen: "..... Very well. Your words and wistom, I can trust."
 * Ostro: "(Sighs in relief)..... Thank you for giving me the time of day, Misfits. I- (Suddenly, A Hand bursted from the floor and grabbed Ostro) AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! WHAT, WHAT, WHAT IS- (Pulled though the floor as the sound of screeching was heard as Ostro screamed)!"
 * Puffsy: "OSTRO?! BABE?! (Flew into the hole!)"
 * Evergreen: "Oh no! Ostro was right?! They did have a brute?! (The Harpies flew from the hole screeching and flying around as Perytons scream!)"
 * Twilight: "Students, go find Prominade and evacuate her?! We'll take care of this! Find Tempest, she can help with this! (The students obeyed and ran for the Tower!)"
 * The Hand returned again, as it was shown to be Mr. Xavior climbing onto the platform!
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Mr. Xavior cracked his fists.
 * Icky: "WHAT'S A MR. X. TYRANT DOING ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?!"
 * Soothsayer: "He's, Mr. Xavior. The Killclaimers strongest Bounty Hunter. He's the Champion Ostro referenced."
 * Icky: "AND NEIGHSAY CONTROLS HIM NOW?!"
 * ???: "You are correct, you sad avian backwash!"
 * Neighsay and Possie arrived on a chariot pulled by Harpies, along side the reveiled Queen Harpy, Harpiss, who is towering compaired to normal Harpies, as Ostro and Puffsy are seen already caged.
 * Neighsay: "Say hello, to the being that'll even be too much for your precious Uniter, misfits! And the ensured destructor, of the School of Friendship!"
 * Gazelle: "Oh yeah? (Readies Uniter Blade) I'll send him piece by piece back to his steriotypically evil creators!"
 * Neighsay: "Your welcome to try.... And ineditably, fail."
 * Mr. Xavior, under Neighsay's enfluence, cracked his knuckles.
 * Wind Rider: "Heads up folks, this is gonna be a bloodbath, so watch out for splash-zones."
 * Gazelle poses, preparing for combat, as Xavior stood unflinching.
 * ???: "EVERYONE WAIT A MINUTE?!"
 * Everyone looked in surprise of Cynidress showing up!
 * Cynidress: "THIS IS A SEVERE MISUNDERSTANDING?!"
 * Electross was surprised at the sight of Cynidress as music was heard, which drowned out Cynidress's words to Electross!
 * Buzzord: "(During the tonedown part) Uhhh, Electross? You okay man? (Electorss shoved Buzzord aside)....."
 * Cynidress: "-So let's all calm down, think about this, and end this peacefully, okay? Because I can't stress enough the dangerious game you are playing, Mr. Neigh!"
 * Neighsay: "IT'S NEIGHSAY, ALIEN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Snickers), Hey, you didn't had a problem wihen Shineflare used to call ya, (Snickers loudly), NEIGH-NEIGH?!"
 * The Misfits, Perytons, Harpies, even Neighsay's troupe, broke into roarious laughter!
 * Cynidress: "(Covers her own laughter), Hey, that's kinda cute!"
 * Svengallop: "(LAUGHS), NEIGH-NEIGH?! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL THE REST OF BLACK STAILLIAN ABOUT THIS?!"
 * Abslout'e: "(LAUGHS HOITY)! AND I THOUGHT REMOVING THE PERYTONS FROM MY DESIRED RESORT SPOT WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY?!"
 * Neighsay: "..... THAT WAS A PRIVATE THING I HAD WITH SHINEFLARE BACK WHEN WE HAD A FRIENDSHIP?! ONLY SHE HAD THE RIGHT TO USED THAT?!"
 * Gazelle: "(Struggles with laughter), Whatever you say, (Snickers), NEIGH-NEIGH?! (Breaks into uncontrolable laughter)!"
 * Neighsay got pissed, which enfluenced Mr. Xavior to get angry too!
 * Mr. Xavior charged at Gazelle!
 * Gazelle: "(Saw that too late) AY DIOS MIO- (Mr. Xavior rammed into Gazelle as the two started to clash!)"
 * Icky: "Okay, lesson learned. Pissing off Neighsay also makes the Tyrant angry. Good lesson."
 * Lord Shen: "WE MUST HELP GAZELLE?!"
 * Gazelle: (She attacks as Xavior grabbed the blade, unable to be burned because Mr. Xavior's gloves protected him, and just tossed it away and knocked Gazelle out before she could summon it back)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!!
 * Neighsay: YOU'RE NEXT, STARTING WITH THE GAY ONE!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT GAY, DAMMI- (Xavior punched her off into the distance)
 * Neighsay: How's that feel, Rainbow Crash? Who's next?
 * Shenzi: "Uh, can we go back to what the Cragmite lady suggested?"
 * Neighsay: "Do you honestly think I would go for that?"
 * Shenzi: You really don't want to play our game, Neigh. Last few times you lost harder than a crying sore baby loser.
 * Neighsay: WHY YOU?! KILL THEM!!! (Xavior began attacking them)
 * Icky: "Shen, please tell me you have a plan on taking down a bioweapon from a famous zombie horror game francise?!"
 * Shen: "ORDENARLY, GAZELLE WOULD'VE ALREADY OBLITERATED A MONSTER LIKE THIS?!"
 * Duke: "WELL UNFORTUNATELY GAZELLE HAS BEEN SUBUGATED TO NAP TIME, SO WE'RE ON OUR OWN HERE?!"
 * Neighsay: No overpowered princess messiahs this time. Xavior was engineered to be the best.
 * Shifu: NOTHING is engineered to be the best.
 * Neighsay: What is that supposed to mean?
 * Shifu: Even the best fall eventually. What has this man done to earn- (Xavior grabbed his head and smashed it into anything he can find for 30 seconds to everyone's shock until he acted as weird as when he was overdosed with anti-pain elixir)...
 * Mantis: "Awww crap, Shifu's in stupid mode again like in Legends of Awesome!"
 * Neighsay: Well, it symbolicly fits. After all, as the saying has went: Ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer. (Xavior attacks the rest)
 * Lord Shen: (After they were overwhelmed) RETREAT!!!!
 * The Busted up Lougers tried to escape, but the Harpies cut off their escape!
 * Neighsay: "Don't think you can escape easily, misfits! I intent to ensure you outsiders are kept from meddling with my affairs once more! Harpiss has offered a generious amount of cages for you and the School's factily."
 * Spirule: "But why only us?"
 * Neighsay: "Because given how much those students had managed to surpass expectations, it revitalised my concerns of them being a threat to Equestira's stability! Ergo, that is why Xavior, will, tend to that problem before it buds."
 * Rarity: "HAVE YOU GONE INSANE?! YOUR SICCING A MONSTER ONTO CHILDREN?!"
 * Cynidress: "Now now, keep in mind Xavior isn't usually like this, he's pocessed by Neigh's magic!"
 * Starlight: "IT DOESN'T EXACTLY REDUSED THE FACT HE WANTS TO SIC THAT THING ONTO CHILDREN?! AND THAT OF OTHER KINGDOMS NO LESS?! THEY WILL NOT MAKE PEACE WITH IT?!"
 * Neighsay: "Well, then that's what they get for thinking that they can be used to have an advantage over Equestria! And for assuming that you could be trusted with their offspring, Sparkle! I will not let these brats grow up to be uncontainable threats, Sparkle! (Mr. Xavior started to go torwords Prominade's tower)."
 * Lord Shen: "The other nations will HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG IF YOU GO THROUGH WITH THIS?!"
 * Neighsay: "I dare them to try with a brute like THIS in my grasp!"
 * Icky: "Hey, jackass, X-Tyrants may be tough, but they CAN be taken down!"
 * Neighsay: "Well frankly, this one is an exception."
 * The Friendship Students were seen trying to carry off a sulking Prominade.
 * Gaster: "Sky, your sister picked a REAL fucking time to be a depressed mess!"
 * Skyceria: "It's because she had the rare realisation that she fucked up ROYALY and now is upset with herself that she didn't made a good call. She prides herself on making what is her perception of good calls."
 * Gaster: "(Jokingly) Cause she's Princess Prominade?"
 * Phobe: "Can you NOT be an asshole, Gaster?"
 * Gallus: "Can we just get out of here and focus before- (The group saw the omnious shadow of Xavior approuching)..... That, happens!"
 * Mr. Xavior was seen climbing up the stairs."
 * Sandbar: "What in all of Equestria is THAT?!"
 * Quartz: "I'm gonna go on a wild hunch and say that's Neighsay's new monster friend!"
 * Gallus: "Oh, great, first that fear-mongering not-a-centaur, then evil clones, now the Hipster Giant!"
 * Moonbow: "This guy is REALLY trying too hard to stop the School!"
 * Clyde: "Well bad news, if it's already up here, then I think the Lougers are down for the count! Maybe even Gazelle."
 * Daylight: "Then perhaps, sharing the same space as it is a bad idea!"
 * Ocellus: "What do we do?!"
 * Gallus: "It may not be a prideful suggestion, but, it's a practical one..... (Turns tail and starts comedically runing in place) RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN?!"
 * Gallus ran off, as the students started runing up the tower as well as Xavior gave suit!
 * The Group made it back to Prominade's Room and slam-shut the door and blocked it with as many stuff as possable!
 * Fairweather: "I worry that even with all that stuff, it won't keep him at bay forever!"
 * Skyceria: "Don't worry, I got a plan! Prominade usually keeps an emergeny escape portal somewhere in her room in a hidden compartment!"
 * Antque: "Well that be good news, IF YOUR SISTER WASN'T IN A SULKY STATE OF MIND?!"
 * Skycera: "Ahem...... PROMINADE, MOM'S MAKING PANCAKES?!"
 * Prominade snapped out of it!
 * Prominade: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, I LOVE PANCAKES?! I WANT THE CHOCOLATELY ONES WITH THE WHIP-CREAMED SMILES AND CHERRY EYES AND- (Realises that her stuff was blocking her door and that the students were in her room)..... Oh what did I missed this time? I always conk out when I get sulky. As I do, because I'm-"
 * Gaster: "WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE?! THERE'S A VERY TALL AND SCARY DUDE IN A FEDORA HAT AFTER US AND WE ALL NEED TO ESCAPE TO YOUR EMERGENY ESCAPE PORTAL?!"
 * Prominade: "Pfff, that old thing? I only used that for the REALLY bad situations, like should the Harpies finally found us."