Shorshank Redemption

The Beofynzeny System is in danger once again. Kroge has been showing signs of being evil once again, and it's discovered that his old split personality that attempted to turn him evil is threatening to kill the both of them unless he becomes evil again and rejoins his Ezzoyan Bandit roots, leaving him no choice but to be evil again, and go on a rampage leading Ezzoyan Bandits on a rampage across the system. Thus, the Vault Seekers, their allies, the Heroes Act, and Shell Lodgers must discover why this is happening as the evil personality was thought to have been destroyed years ago. Thus, they investigate patterns that lead them to the territory of bandits like Jodell and Hodell Cobb, two feuding brothers who knew him as he was born in one of their hated Ezzoyan Bandit Camps, and Mad Man Mayhem, a porcine roadhog who kills anyone who trespasses within Krooger Roadlands in his stolen former-legend racecar, the Phaseforce HQ after saving them from Baron Farseam, a visit to Juncture Rove with Madam Xoxo, going to the 'World's Largest Bullet' to confront Spaz-Attack and his newfound Ezzoy Wrangler friends, and finally, go to a prison called the Shorshank Prison, which used to belong to the Phaseforce until an immoral officer arrested Mr. Shorshank as a baby for committing a crime even if he was too young to take responsibility. Though the officer was fired, Shorshank went insane in revenge, ravaged the entire prison, found his parents replaced him with a clone, and returned to the prison and turned it into his cruel fortress of cruelty, ruin, and despair, as he was hired by people like Jaxtom to contain POWs, where he tortures them, especially with his ultimate torture device, the 'Damnator' which is an all-knowing telepathic virtual chamber that he uses for people who insult and degrade him, torturing them in infinite ways, while the former inmates, including his best Bane-like Weollan friend Kaz, are his army and force his POWs into slavery through laser nine-tail whips, and those who step out of line are sent to the Damnator. He is even an ex-husband of Xoxo, but when she threatened to turn him in for his crimes and discovered he tortured their child into a permanent mental wreck, she stabbed him through the head, as the knife is still on him today. The heroes discover that Kroge used to be one of his prisoners and was the only one to ever escape his grasp, but not before Shorshank found a way to control him. Thus, recently, Jaxtom contacted him and paid him to use Kroge to kill his own friends by restoring his evil personality. Thus, the heroes must sneak into the prison, and stop Shorshank before Kroge becomes permanently taken by his evil personality.

Songs/Music/Videos
(Krooger Roadlands Music)

Mad Man Mayhem's Bomb/Dealing With Mad Man Mayhem
(Bomb Disarming) Internals Back to where the heroes where. The Heroes' Location. Back to MMM's gang's location. Krooger Roadlands
 * Lord Shen: (They entered the racecar-ified van)... Alright! We got all we need from Zaffron.
 * Rita: And not a moment too soon.
 * Bilge: (Smells something)... Do you smell gun powder?
 * (???): YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Icky: AAAHHH, RANDY SAVAGE IS BACK FROM THE GRAVE WITH HIS EXPLOSIVE SLIM-JIMS!!!
 * (???): I DON'T KNOW WHAT OR WHO THE FUCK YOUR TALKING ABOUT, BUT I LIKE THE SOUND OF HIS NAME?! Anyway, your times polluting the criminal wastes of our system home is over! You've done enough to us, and we ain't gonna allow ya' to take it all the way up to Shorshank! He and I are good friends..... Though he did screw with my sister once- BLBLBLBLBLBLBL, BESIDES THE POINT?! I have a favor I'd love to offer back! We rigged the silly van of yours with explosives. You try and slow down, you van will explode, along with YOUR BIG HAIRY ARSES!!! (Beeping was heard)
 * Ierlith:... Aw, goddamn it, Maddy!
 * Rollond: FLOOR IT!!! (They did so as the bomb powered down a bit)
 * Icky: WHAT THE HELL?!? WHO THE HELL JUST WENT ALL SPEED ON US?!?
 * Taya: They call him Mad Man Mayhem! The most badass roadhog in the Krooger Roadlands! He has this nasty hapit of killing anyone who ventures into his territory. And given your rep around here..... Honestly, I'd be surprised if he DIDN'T tried to go after us.
 * Mr. Dodo: Oh, bother, I'm getting too old for this kind of driving!
 * Bilge: JUST KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE MEDAL!!!
 * Small Sauce: Well, we're f****d! Who wants to drown out the boom with some booze?
 * March Hare: ARE YOU MORE INSANE THAN US?!? WE CAN'T JUST DRIVE AROUND ALL DAY!!!
 * Small Sauce: Well, we still got PLENTY to drink from all the panic! But maybe if you ask nicely, I can deactivate the bomb!
 * Kowalski: Well, then, do it!
 * Small Sauce: THAT'S asking nice to you bozos?
 * Kowalski: I mean, um, that'd be... Great... From uh...
 * Small Sauce: Nicer!
 * Sparx: WILL YOU DO IT ALREADY, YA' LITTLE BRAT?!?
 * Small Sauce: Oh now your getting colding colder.
 * Gazelle: "Guys, guys, let me handle this..... Por Pavor, can you disarm the bombs?"
 * Small Sauce: "See, see, she gets it."
 * Sparx: I can't believe you actselly behaive like this- (She was gone)... (Shrugs) Sometimes she scares me more than the OTHER threats out there!
 * Gager: Uh, Saucea, won't the bomb be in the engine?
 * Small Sauce: I'VE FOUND WAYS AROUND IT, WOMAN, DON'T RUSH ME!!!
 * Thief: ("You know what, f*** it! If we're all gonna die, I'd rather not feel a thing!") (He chugged the booze)
 * Djon: Oh, to hell with this! If we're all gonna die, I'd rather get pissed! (He did so as well)
 * (Small Sauce): FOUND IT! THERE'S A QUEUE HERE, AND THESE DREADED WIRES ARE EVERYWHERE!! GET OUTTA MY WAAAAAAYYY!!
 * Skipper: I can't believe we're trusting a child psychopath with disarming a bomb!
 * (Small Sauce): I HEARD THAT, BIRDBRAIN!!! YOU LUCKY I'M IN A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Small Sauce: (Digging through the wires) I swear to God! (She found a vodka bottle) Huh? A bottle with wires?
 * (Icky): Is the bottle Vodka? If so, come on, I was expecting something better than-
 * Small Sauce: Oh, it ain't no vodka, ya Ickalicious poultry dish! It's Volashine, one of the most volatile alcoholic beverages in our UUniverses! And it's sure as hell is wired to blow!
 * Silence.....
 * Small Sauce: "...... Guys?"
 * Everyone but the level headed lougers and Gazelle: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!"
 * Everyone started to freak out in humorious ways as the bandits still gave chase!
 * Mad Man Mayhem: Gimme some roadkill, boys! I bet the brakks out here are hungry! (They chuckled comically as they drove after them)
 * Thief: ("And they always said alcohol could kill you!")
 * Icky: And they always said alcohol could kill you!
 * (Small Sauce): HEY, EVERYONE, COOL YOUR CROUTCH HAIRS.... IF YOU WERE TO HAVE THEM?! I GOT THIS!!! I JUST GOTTA PULL OUT A WIRE!!! The problem is, there's a LOT of them that look important. If ah don't do this right, we're gonna blow up like awesome FIREWORRRKS!!!
 * Patrick: "THEN GRAB A HAMMER AND BREAK IT?!"
 * (Small Sauce): "Really? Not really sure you might want that. That could end up killing us anyway."
 * Xandy: THEN DO SOMETHING, DAMMIT- (A tremor was heard)... What was that?
 * Spyro: Looks like we got company. (The Bandits started firing!)
 * (Small Sauce): HOLD EM OFF, THEN! I'MA GETTIN TO SOME KICKING!
 * Pleakly: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?
 * (Small Sauce): "..... Kinda not sure myself."
 * Mantis: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF- (Gets in the terminal, finds Small Sauce, presses a deaattached button, drags it, gets out, finds a window and looks at the direction of the thugs!) HEY JACKASSES?! YOU LEFT SOMETHING?! (TOSSES IT?!)"
 * A stupid member grabs the bottle!
 * Stupid Member: "Hey, thanks!"
 * The Van speeds off into the distence!
 * Stupid Member: "Hey Mr. Deadfall, those heroes were nice enough to give something of ours back! Ain't that sweet!"
 * The Gang gasped!
 * MMM: "........ Awwwwwwww, Shit."
 * The Van was speeding fast as the area where the crooks were as a large mushroom cloud was seen!
 * Icky: "..... And, those guys are suppose to be a threat, why?"
 * MMM and his entire gang are seen cartoonishly singed as they have survived.
 * Stupid Member: "...... Duuuuuh, wow, that bottle had some kick!"
 * MMM: "...... DAMN IT, STU PI'D DUMAS, THAT'S, THE 669TH TIME YOU STUPIDLY GRABBED THE DE-ATTACTHED BOMB?! AND THAT WAS MY LAST BOOM WHISKEY TOO!?"
 * Stu: "Sorry."
 * MMM: "SORRY?! SORRY, AIN'T GONNA KEEP SHORSHANK FROM WANTING TO KICK OUR ASSES?!"
 * Skinny Member: "Why don't we just LIE about killing the heroes?"
 * MMM: "....... GREAT IDEAR?! LYING ALWAYS WORKS?! Alright boys, time to build us a convicing story!"
 * The gang began complicating.
 * MMM: (He slapped them all) I WAS BEING SARCASTIC! COME ON, BOYS! IT'S TIME WE DEALT WITH THIS PERSONALLY! GET OUT... THE SPEEDBREAKER!
 * Small Sauce: (They stopped) Well, the bomb's gone!
 * Icky: (Drunk) THANK YOU JESUS! *Hic*
 * Lord Shen: Are you drunk already?
 * Icky: (He fainted) Eh- (He fainted, then banged his head, dubbed as NC)... Hello, friends, I’m your Vitameatavegamin... boy. Are you tired, rundown, listless... Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? (He faints)
 * Small Sauce: Yeah, that brand can kick pretty damn quickly. Helps in hopeless situations.

(TBC...)

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