Stars of Piracy

Xandy, Magnum, and the Lougers are summoned to Urex by a self-rightious moon govener Govener Foul Cheese, to capture a Jack Sparrow like pirate who rotinely plagues the moon for reasons no one understands aside that Cheese thinks he's just stealing for self gain. This particular pirate is an old Villains Act accomplice by the name of Captain Axxus and his Axxus crew, a massive array of pirates, most of the crew being Starbots. However, outside of being a smart alacky jerk, he's not doing things out of direct malevolent intentions, having discover he has mostly forsaken Villain Act-like loyalties, or more so, never even had any, and has been sort've a piratey robin hood for a much poorer moon Mrex, a near-neglected and bullied place by Cheese. He also has a unsure, overly protactive daughter. Her name is Sacen Axxus, who has been trying to show her father that piracy doesn't pay since they are actually in competition with another space pirate crew lead by the greedy Captain Rarxter and his crew of giant primate pirates, who were secretly hired by Foul Cheese to plauge Axxus and to try and destroy him, which instead has been stealing Axxus' treasure countless times just for the riches alone and doesn't really care for Cheese's empty promises. But little do all of them know is that Rarxter is trying to steal not just gold, but a device that could allow him to steal all the riches in the AUU: Captain Lamistan's Stargate, which is a big portal that can allow any pirate to go anywhere and steal anything until Captain Lamistan himself was executed by police forces who hid the Stargate somewhere where no pirate can find it. It's not long until Rarxter actually finds the Stargate. However, little did Rarxter realises that once he does, he'll unknowingly awake Lamistan from a cursed death like slumber and unlease a vengeful spirit apawn the AUU, and possability doomed the Original Universe of yet another unstoppable evil pirate lord worse then Taiklar, only tecnologicaly advanced. Will Xandy, Magnum, and the Shell Lodge Squad (Who were just passing through during the mission) defeat Rarxter and the Lamistan spirit, and help Captain Axxus give up his criminal life? Well, we're doubtful of Axxus wanting to give up being a pirate, but we know this is gonna be very interesting anyway.

Transcript
Intro (Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song) Coming soon...

Chapter 1: The Pirate of Urex
AUU Portal, Original UUniverses Secretly, through a cauldron. Back to the Van. Vinzotyx Space A few minutes later... Hidden Hallway Briefing Room. Urex. A city. Govener's Office. Cutaway Present AUU Currency Troupe Bank, 5 hours later... SS Axxus Ship Hangar Hall Hangar Hallway Outside of the Bank.
 * Mr. Dodo: Approaching the Alternate UUniversal Portal right now. Brece yourselves.
 * Gilda: I have to admit we haven't been in the Alternate UUniverses for a while....In fact, we've never been there since we saved it from the Villains Act. That means this is our second time here.
 * Icky: We haven't even seen much of the Alternate UUniversals that we met there. Haven't exactly seen Xandy. We haven't even asked what she and Magnum were up to in the Heroes Act. I mean, I remember this too well because...well...it's where me and Gilda got together.
 * Gilda: Yep.
 * Shifu: Well, the Alternate UUniversal Grand Council has sent us to get the Heroes Act together before we reach the Nexx Tower. Apparently, they want us to help them with a crime spree that is too difficult for any governor to handle.
 * Fidget: I'm confused why they would ask help from us. They've got their own team of heroes, why not just send them?
 * Batty: Well, this is OUR show, and it stands to reason that we have to appear in each episode, even when characters and other heroes are worthy enough to handle it themselves. Can't argue with the logic of character roles.
 * Fidget: Yeah, that makes a bit of sense.
 * Po: "Wait. Wasn't there suppose to be an episode where-"
 * Icky: "Uh, let's just say, Tman and the Main Producer had another bad falling out, so, there's a serious canon recon. We're doing this now. I know it's sudden and weird, but we have to accept it."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, it appears the lougers are going to be busy on a mission. Sing Jin, change of plans, forget coming to those idiot pirates for now. We have quite an oppertunity to go to Prison 42, virtually uninterupted."
 * Spyro: "Also, they still haven't found enough heroes yet, and they're still having some trouble."
 * Sparx: "So, what do they want us for anyway?"
 * Cynder: They didn't tell us yet. But whatever it is, it must be big.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go, we're going through the portal...(They go through the portal, and arrive near the rocky rings of a large planet) Okay, we're at Breezso Prime, and the AUU Grand Council says that the Heroes Act's base is in a planet called...Vinzoticks? Wow, a lot of the words in these worlds are hard to pronounce. Computer, pronounce it for us please.
 * Computer: Vinzotyx.
 * Mr. Krabs: I know the people that live here have alternate languages, but, wow!
 * Gilda: And if they have alternate languages, then how did they learn to speak English?
 * Icky: Well, maybe in this world, they had their own version of England, which gives English a different name in these realms.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we'll have to wait 30 seconds for our maps to clear up and help us find Vinzotyx, and let us know which direction to go into hyperspeed.
 * Bagheera: It will be nice to know what Xandy had been doing since we last saw her. It's actually been...how many years?
 * Baloo: 3.
 * Bagheera: ...3 years since we saved these worlds from a dystopia. A lot of damage has been done, and I'm sure we might wanna fill the Grand Council and the Heroes Act about everything before we go on this mission.
 * Mr. Dodo: Alright, everyone, get ready, the H-drive is charging.
 * Icky: (All the Lodgers get buckled up in their seats, and Icky is sitting with Gilda)...Isn't it weird that you've been attracted to me all that time, and never had the guts to tell me until that wasp chick gave you enough courage to spill it?
 * Gilda: I just didn't wanna feel embarrassed, okay? A bird and a griffin together, you'd think that would sound weird.
 * Icky: It does. But not for us. The Lodgers don't seem to mind. Hell, not even my own parents mind.
 * Gilda: I don't recall you telling your parents about our relationship.
 * Icky: I told them last week when we had to babysit Granny Gricky again. I mean, it was a pain to have her around during that whole pirate adventure years ago. I think she was just some kind of ripoff character from another movie, of you ask me.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go. 3...2...1...(The van zooms off into hyperdrive)
 * Mr. Dodo: (They exit hyperspace and arrive at the planet)...We've made it, folks. Planet Vinzotyx. Location of the Hero Hive, the top-secret HQ of the Heroes Act. And THAT is our destination, everyone. We've got no time to recite the history of this planet, so let's get going. (They go towards the planet, and they arrive to see that the planet is surrounded in a large global city)
 * Kowalski: (Flabbergasts rapidly) NEWTON'S NIPPLES, THIS IS AN ECUMENOPOLIS PLANET!!!
 * Private: A what?
 * Kowalski: An ecumenopolis. You know, a city that surrounds the entire planet.
 * Private: I'm totally lost.
 * Kowalski: It's like Coruscant from Star Wars.
 * Private: Ohhhh!
 * Bill: Well, if this planet has a global city covering it, then how are we gonna find the Hero Hive?
 * Mr. Dodo: Don't worry, Bill. They told us they'd have a homing beacon ready for us so we can tell exactly where they are. See? (The map shows a red blip) We'll be there in a few minutes.
 * Po: (They arrive) Okay, where's the Hero Hive? I CAN'T SEE ANY SCIENCY ENTRANCE!!! ALL I SEE IS SCIENCY STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!
 * Dodger: Hold on...(Sniffs)...Something smells pretty funny around here. And no, it's not Mr. Whiskers. It...somehow smells like a kind of pet. (Suddenly, a growl is heard)
 * Sparx: Does anyone hear a growl?
 * Cynder: Doesn't sound like the growl of any other creature from our world, so it must be from these worlds. (Suddenly, a strange bark is heard behind them and they see a genet/dog-like creature running straight towards them)
 * Skipper: EVASIVE!!! (The Lodgers go back into the van, all except for Private, who is caught by the creature, which growls at them)
 * SpongeBob: Private, don't make any sudden movements!
 * Skipper: What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is THAT thing?!?
 * Iago: I don't know, it looks like a cross between a dog and a genet.
 * Rico: A what?
 * Kowalski: It's a cat-like animal that is found in--
 * Skipper: Kowalski, there's no time for that, we need to save Private before that thing eats him alive!
 * ???: NYTROX!!! (The creature looks back, and leaves Private)
 * Private:...Whew! (The Lodgers come out, and they see the creature with Xandy, while Xandy is scratching him in the chest)
 * Xandy: What did you think you were doing, you little rascal? These are the Shell Lodgers we were supposed to meet. (The creature whimpers) Oh, it's okay, it's my fault for not telling you. Come here, cutie pie! (The creature leaps onto Xandy and starts licking her as Xandy laughs)
 * Private:...Xandy...who and what is that?
 * Xandy: Oh, sorry he had to be rough on you, this is Nytrox. He's my new pet companion. He's a troggle.
 * Kowalski: (Scans the creature 'Nytrox' with a scanner)...Well, this says that these creatures are passive and vicious creatures which are a part of the Alternate UUniversal canine family which hunt in packs in the wild, and are usually kept as pets.
 * Private: So it's like the dogs in our worlds?
 * Kowalski: Scientifically speaking, yes.
 * Xandy: Yeah, it's true. Nytrox is a passive and vicious creature. He's a real fighter. Aren't you, you little fuzzball? (Cuddles Nytrox)
 * Icky: "Uh, yeah, if we're done with Alien Dog 101 here, we're here cause the Grand Council said there's this, moon, that needs help. Honestly, I didn't know moons even need anything to be honest."
 * Xandy: Well, it might interest you to know that planets aren't the only habitable places in these worlds. Don't your UUniverses have any worlds with inhabited moons?
 * B.O.B: Well, there's this place called Kratos filled with superhero animals that has an inhabited moon.
 * Missing Link: Well, it's crazy science has ideas of inhabiting moons today, and I think the humans of our worlds don't have the technology to make moons inhabitable. But let's not let science get us distracted. Aren't you gonna show us around the Hero Hive?
 * Xandy: Oh, it's--(Nytrox licks her face) Oh, Nytrox, please! (Laughs) Calm down. Anyway, the Hero Hive is just fantastic. The finest and most fanciest architecture I've ever done seen. I got all of my supplies from my hideout on Carbungia, and brought them to my apartment since we saved this place. I even had the idea to adopt Nytrox as a pet companion since...his old owner died of a disease which I'm sure you'll have no idea what the hell it is.
 * Private: Aww!
 * Xandy: Anyway, in other words, this place is AWESOME! Magnum is in the apartment right next to mine. The place has a LOT of expensive gadgets, weapons, and accompaniments. But I'll just give you the tour once we get in. I'll even introduce the other heroes of the Heroes Act here to you. Follow me. (They arrive in a small alleyway lit by orange lights) Be careful. The entire area is surrounded by hidden cameras and railgun turrets. I just need to make sure the security system can trust you. (Presses a hidden button, and a DNA scanner appears, and Xandy puts her hand in it)
 * Computer: Welcome to the Hero Hive, Xandy Wargander.
 * Crane: Your last name is 'Wargander'?
 * Xandy: Yeah. Does that sound weird?
 * Nytrox: (Makes noises that sound like the word 'weird')
 * Iago: Did he just speak?
 * Xandy: Don't speak too much! I need to let the system identify you. (To computer) These are the Shell Lodgers that the AUU Grand Council is expecting. They must enter.
 * Computer: Understood. Welcome to the Hero Hive, Shell Lodge Squad. (Nytrox barks, and a hidden doorway appears out of the wall) You may enter.
 * Xandy: Let's go. (They all enter)
 * SpongeBob: (They come out of an elevator, walk through the hall, and then a door shuts on them, and a gas is pumped into the hall) YIKES, WE'RE BEING GASSED!!!
 * Xandy: Relax. It's not poison gas.
 * Computer:...Sterilization complete. Proceed.
 * Sandy:...I have no idea what just happened. Either we've been sterilized, or that they used pine scent.
 * Xandy: It's sterilization. They cleaned us with anti-bacterial gases. It's a basic rule. Nothing to worry about.
 * Patrick: So it's a sciency-version of a shower?
 * Xandy: Kinda. But it doesn't clean off the dirt and stuff. It just gets rid of most of the bacteria. You still need to take a shower even after it. So, let's go. (They reach the end of the tunnel, and arrive in a large blue living room, where a few others are waiting, including Magnum) Here we are!
 * Magnum: Oh, they're here already? Wow.
 * Hero #1: (A chimpanzee-like female creature with a Japanese-like face, and a Tron-like suit, in a Japanese-like accent) Wow, their team is a bit bigger than I was expecting.
 * Hero #2: (A meerkat-like female creature wearing a green and white suit) Wow. I was expecting them to be more like superheroes with amazing equipment.
 * Hero #3: (A lemur-like male creature with a blue handyman-like suit) No wonder the Villains Act fell like a stack of blocks. This team is HUGE!
 * Hero #4: (A spotted jackal-like creature with a gray combat suit) Yeah, somebody looks at them, and BOOM, he cries like a big baby boy!
 * Icky: "Well ain't this a colorful group of characters."
 * Xandy: Yeah. These are the other heroes of the Heroes Act. It's gonna be a while before we find some more. But until then, I'll just introduce you to these guys. This is Cloakblade.
 * Hero #1 (Cloakblade): It is an honor to be in your acquaintance, wise heroes. (Bows)
 * Tigress: Nice to meet you, too.
 * Mantis: Sounds like someone who came from Japan.
 * Xandy: She's from a planet called Juluba. Her ninja clan was wiped out long ago, and she joined the Heroes Act months after you saved us. You don't wanna mess with her because she can come out of nowhere, literally. Show them, Cloakblade.
 * Cloakblade: My pleasure. (Twists a mechanism on her suit, and she disappears)
 * Kowalski: EGAD!!! A CLOAKING DEVICE!!!
 * Cloakblade: (Messes with Xandy's hair when she doesn't notice, and Nytrox is smelling for her)
 * Xandy: Cloakblade, stop that! It's not funny! (Cloakblade laughs, and deactivates her cloaking device)
 * Skipper: Kowalski, why don't WE have a cloaking device back at the zoo? Not as perfect as your Stopwatch, but something that can make us invisible is very sweet to me!
 * Rico: INVISIBILITY!!!
 * Xandy: This is Zosimo the Smart. He's the engineer and cyber-intelligence agent of our group. He builds amazing machines for us. He made most of the weapons we have in our armory, and came up with the blueprints for most of our vehicles. He's the best damn scientist we have. He's one of the first heroes who joined before you came here.
 * Hero #3 (Zosimo the Smart): Greetings, heroes.
 * Skipper: Hmmph, reminds me of Ringtail back home. Just glad he's not as dumb as he is.
 * Xandy: This is Vancer Lancer. He's a real speed demon. He's one of the heroes that joined after you saved us. He runs so fast, you don't even notice he's there. Hell, you can't even tell when he's ready to strike.
 * Hero #4 (Vancer Lancer): (Quickly fires a laser gun, and it strikes Viper accurately, and the blast actually tickles her) BOOYAH! Don't worry, guys, I set the gun to 'tickle', so it won't hurt her.
 * Po: I never actually knew Viper was ticklish.
 * Vancer: Oh, trust me, even when she wasn't ticklish, the tickle energy knows which weak spots to target. Even if you tried to reach that spot, it wouldn't work, but with THIS baby, it defies all laws of neurology! (Chuckles)
 * Viper: (Gets back up) That...was NOT funny!
 * Xandy: And this is Aurlena Fists. She's one of the first members, and...well...she literally beats you to the punch. Show them, Aurlena.
 * Hero #2 (Aurlena Fists): As you wish! (Zooms off, and after 2 seconds, comes out with large gauntlets) Ta-dah!
 * Sandy: JUMPIN' JELLYBEANS!!!
 * Kowalski: Those are the coolest weapons I have EVER seen!
 * Max: Looks strikingly like the gauntlets that Neon Strike VI uses in League of Legends.
 * Sam: How do you know about that game?
 * Max: I have it on my computer. You should really try it.
 * Aurlena: Oh, you think immense strength is my specialty, it also has THESE! (Small laser lenses pop out of her gauntlets, and they glow in red energy) Laser blasters. Deals a great amount of damage to anything they hit! It could blow your freaking head off like it was a balloon!
 * Kowalski: SWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEET!!! I SO WANT THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
 * Skipper: Santa's not a scientist, Kowalski! Even if his elves are capable of making iPods, I'm not sure they'll be able to make them.
 * Kowalski: Didn't need to hear that, Skipper! I was being figurative.
 * Skipper: Sorry. Sarcasm again.
 * Trixie: "Look, it charming to meet eveyone here, but last time I check, didn't we have business to attend to?"
 * Xandy: "Oh, sorry. Got caught up in the moment. Caliaxto is waiting for us in the briefing room."
 * Patrick: "Well it's a good think I got my best briefs."
 * Patrick takes off his pants to show Goober Goober Briefs.
 * Xandy:...(Almost everyone bursts out laughing)
 * Bagheera: That's NOT funny!
 * Cynder: Yeah!
 * Xandy: It's HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs)
 * Patrick: Oh, please! It's not like any of YOU have clothes with a hilarious pattern!
 * Shifu: Just get rid of those briefs. You'll wind up embarrassing yourself in front of the Councilman.
 * Patrick: Fine! (Puts his pants back on)
 * Vancer: "Hey Xandy, (Chuckles), Are these champs always like this?"
 * Xandy: "You have only scratched the surface."
 * Icky: "Damn! That's a HUGE TV?! You can watch the FIFA game with this baby!?"
 * Aurlena: "FIFA? When did the Fish International Friends Assuiation played games?"
 * Icky: "...... The what now?"
 * Skipper: "In our universe, that's a name for a soccer assuisation holding a soccer torniment that's going on in our universe right now."
 * Zosimo: "Oh-wee! A few throest friends of mine would love you guys! They would just love to learn about your strange way of life and your secret of keeping your villains in check!"
 * Icky: "It's not that big of a secret, we just have a balence of heroes and villains. It works itself out."
 * Magnum came in.
 * Magnum: "Sorry I was late. I had to deal with a misguided highwaymen that wanted to rob me. I merely explained who I was, and he number 3 himself."
 * Icky: "The hell's a number...... I don't wanna know."
 * Caliaxto appears on the screen.
 * Caluaxto: "Heroes Act, Lougers, it's great to see you all in attendence."
 * Trixie: "Damn, that mousthace is huge!"
 * Gilda bonks Trixie in the head!
 * Trixie: "Ow?!"
 * Caliaxto: "Yes, I know my moustace is big, even when not on a giant screen, but that's not why we're here. The govener of Urex has made a request for our aide to deal with, a local troublesome space pirate with claimed throies he was momentarly involved with the VA. He even has some personalised army of Starbots."
 * Patrick: "Starbots? Are they like robotic star-fish?"
 * Caliaxto: ".... The pink one isn't really that smart, is he?"
 * Squidward: "You, have, no, idea."
 * Caliaxto: "Well, to save myself from having to explain a long and dark history, here's a prime exsample of the Starbot drone series."
 * Images of Starbots are shown.
 * Icky: "Aw, shitakimushrooms. They're star wars battle droid rip-offs!"
 * Vancer: "You guys seen simular machines like the Starbots?"
 * Cynder: "Let's just say it's a long, complincated story."
 * Caliaxto: "The governer tried other means already to capture the pirate, even, controverseal ones. He finally desided the ones to took down the VA are needed to stop him. That's you lougers, Magnum, and Xandy. He's very specific who he wants involved in this mission, and forbids anyone not involved stopping the VA."
 * Vancer: "So, we're left out in all the fun then?"
 * Caliaxto: "Oh trust me, the govener, doesn't take his orders not being followed correctly, well. He's, imfamous for hissy fits. These are the orders, best to follow it. Oh, and uh, don't do anything to piss him off. He's a HUGE donator to the Grand Council and one of the benufactors for the Heroes Act. Losing his approveal would be DISHASTORIOUS to both! Take any of his orders, even if you absolutely don't like what his instructions are!"
 * Shifu: ".... I have some concerns, based on what you disctribe that, he might be some kind of a tyrant."
 * Caliaxto: "..... I wouldn't say, Tyrant. Just, unbelievely strict and controlling. I mean, we do have concerns about his treatment torwords the other moons in the system but, we can't do anything to him. He's a very powerful govener for someone who only rules a moon."
 * Icky: "Ok, just tell us where Urex is and we'll handle the rest."
 * Caliaxto: "Urex is in the Kunkasm system in the Delta universe. You'll find the moon over the gas planet Urexxus."
 * Xandy: "We're on it, Councilmen."
 * The Louger Van and a Heores Act dropship lands on a utopian like city.
 * They were met with imperialised guards.
 * Icky: "Gees, looks like we suddenly enter the 1700s. These does dressed like the royal britsh navy."
 * Gilda: "Well, the highly advanced lazer rifles are dead give-aways."
 * Guard 1: "The governer has been waiting for you. He's not a patence bird you know."
 * Guard 2: "And may we add that the woamn of the group should be dressed in a proper lady like matter. This is a patrearch socity and it's part of his dress code."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, ain't no freaking way I am dressing like a brittish nanny, suckers!"
 * Spongebob wispers: "Shenzi, you have to, or this govener guy is not gonna fund the Heroes Act anymore."
 * Magnum: "... We do not, have to wear the dressses."
 * Guard 1 looks as if he was malmitulated.
 * Guard 1: "You do not, have to wear the dresses."
 * Guard 2: "What?!"
 * Magnum: "You will let us be on our marry way."
 * Guard 2 had the same look.
 * Guard 2: "We will let you go on your marry way. Carry on."
 * The heroes went on.
 * Icky: "Awesome Jedi Mind trick."
 * Magnum: "Thank you.... What's a Jedi?"
 * Icky: ".... Wow, we really need to share our universeal culture with you people."
 * Icky: "Wow, everyone here is fancy as shit!"
 * Magnum: "You seen one advanced rich socity, you seen them all. Espeically with our Currenty troupe involed."
 * Spongebob: "My goodness, this place is so clean."
 * ???: "What do you mean there's no rice?!"
 * Another Guard was seen bullying a cook!
 * Cook: "Please! I'm sorry! The govener taxed me of every single penny! I couldn't get more rice!?"
 * Guard: "If I don't get my rice in the next 10 seconds, your gonna be full of lazers so much, you'll be used as a holiday deceration!?"
 * Cook: "No please! I have a wife and a daughter?!"
 * Guard: "No problem. I'll ask the govener to put them in the Sloop-Sloose mines! 1...."
 * The Cook cries his eyes out!
 * Guard: "2..... (Readies his lazer rifile). 3....... 4..... Skipping a few, 8, 9, Te-"
 * Boss Wolf grabs the Guard's rifle and breaks it in half!
 * Boss Wolf: "Dude, your more obcessed with rice then a fellow wolf I knew!"
 * Guard: "How, dare you broke a member of the guard's weapon! I'll issue a citation against you, you, thing!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well EXCUSE ME no one wants to see you bully a guy cause he's flat broke! It ain't his fault he can't afford to make food cause of budget!?"
 * Guard: "I'll remember this! I'll be sure the boys at the station will-"
 * ???: FRITIN!!! (A vulture-like bird in a governor suit appeared) Let this poor fellow go right now! I'm not afraid to have you FIRED FROM THIS PLACE, AND HAVE YOU TORTURED IN PUBLIC AS PUNISHMENT FOR THREATENING ASSAULT!!!
 * Guard (Fritin): (Gulps) Yes, Governor Foul Cheese!
 * Private: (Scoffs) THAT'S his name?
 * Skipper: (Slaps Private) Foul temper! Ring a bell?!?
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Now get over to eating your greens, or else! (Fritin leaves) I want to thank you for taking care of that guy, Shell Lodger. I--(Sees the others)...UHGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! WHY ARE SOME OF YOU NAKED?!?
 * Banzai: Some of us are from worlds where we don't wear clothes.
 * Icky: "(Sighs), It's the Pastoon thing all over again."
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Haven't the guards informed you about the VERY STRICT dress code that I have?!? I DON'T TOLERATE NAKED HEROES ON MY MOON!!! THIS IS AS WORSE AS WHEN I WAS FORCED TO BE AT A CONVENTION WITH THAT WEIRD ABLORIOS FREAK!!! Does he have ANY shame in not wearing pants?!? UHHGH!!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!!!
 * Magnum:...Okay, then. If you don't want us to stop your whole 'space pirate' issue, then fine. Let's go, guys! I'm sure he'll tolerate having this moon go bankrupt.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: WAIT! I'll handle it.
 * Magnum: That's better.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Alright, if you all won't put any clothes on, then I'll just have to bring out the censorbots. GUARDS?!? (Guards activate small black drones which have yellow eyes, and they fly over the naked Shell Lodgers and heroes, and they create holographic censorship on them)
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Skipper:...This is wrong on SO many levels.
 * Private: Yeah. I feel totally embarrassed.
 * Rico: (Blabbers, and tries to catch the censorbot, but the censorbot puts up a shield that shocks Rico) YAARRGGHH!! (Sucks on his wing)
 * Xandy: Guys, if this is how you provide comedy to this cartoon, don't do it in front of him. My father met him before, and he is not someone you'd wanna mess with. Apologies, Governor Foul Cheese. This behavior is normal for them.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Quite all right. As long as I don't see any private parts, I'm cool with it.
 * Banzai: WE HAVE FUR ON US, YOU BIG--(Shenzi covers his mouth)
 * Shenzi: ...Big, bold governor. (Chuckles)
 * Foul Cheese and the Heroes enter as maids and servent girls bow to Foul Cheese.
 * Shifu: "If you don't mind, Govener. We can't help but to notice that you seem to have, alot of strict rules and laws."
 * Foul Cheese: "People respect a powerful, no nonsense leader. They know better to disrespect me. If I were to do, this, (Punches a Maid in the face to the floor), They'll not protest! Neither to this, (Starts stomping on the maid who is crying), or even, this!"
 * Brings out a lazer gun shoots the maid in the leg!
 * Maid cries in pain!
 * Maid: "Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you, for the dislpen, sir!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Your welcome. NOW CLEAN UP THE BLOOD AND THE BURN MARKS, WHORE?!"
 * The Maid pitifully tries to do such.
 * Icky: "Aw, dude, doesn't anyone, espeically the Grand Council express concerns that, uh, your abit, excessive?"
 * Foul Cheese: "If they want to earn the Currenty Troupe's co-opperation, they better not! My eldist brother help founded the group. It's how I became Govener."
 * Po: "Well, it's just, we're abit, sensitive about leaders who, well, are abit too strict and, mean to people. I mean, even your guards are jerks to people. I mean, an innosent cook almost got cooked himself."
 * Foul Cheese: "Oh believe me, there's methods to the madness. The Pirate, Axxus, has dangerious tested my patence to a great low! He has almost rotinely robbed this place of gold!"
 * Spyro: "With due respect sir, mistreating the people is not gonna make your feel better about some crook getting the better of you!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Ugh, you sound like my heir niece. Blueinna Cheeseworth. I think you two would get along quite nicely."
 * Cynder: "Meaning no rudeness sir, we're just, concern, your actions may lead to self-corrupting yourself."
 * Foul Cheese: "And boom, there's another good friend for my niece."
 * Magnum: "You have to forgive our otherwordly friends. They are just concerned for the people here. They have dealt with those that abused power and people before. Political power is just as corruptive as any magic."
 * Foul Cheese: "Let m assure you I am just more, iron fisted with my rule. As I said, people, respect, a strong leader."
 * Po: "But they respect a strong leader who's kind just as much, even more. These people only let you do things to them cause they're afraid what you would do if they said no to you, espeically from the guards."
 * Foul Cheese: "If I remember correctly, I completely asked the council to insist that you do not question my ahthrorty, irrguardless of, moral questionablelity."
 * Icky: "We know, but some of us are concerned you might be just as dangerious to these people then some pirate named Axxus would ever be!"
 * Foul Cheese, enraged took out his lazer gun and shot the roof!
 * Icky: "JESUS?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "DON'T YOU EVER COMPAIR ME TO AXXUS AGAIN, DO, YOU UNDERSTAND ?!?!"
 * ???: "Uncle, please calm yourself!"
 * Foul Cheese looks to see a young female in a regel dress who belongs to the same speices as he is.
 * The Female: "Remember that father is concerned abpout your weaken heart!"
 * Foul Cheese momentarly felt his heart thumbing excessivly, then it slowed.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... Thank you Blue.... I needed the reminder. Could you, brief the lougers in on their mission? I need to, make a call to, a private friend."
 * Foul Cheese left.
 * Cynder: "I feel conflicted to hate him, or to feel concern about his condition."
 * Spongebob: "I know. People with a bad heart shouldn't take a job as stressful as being govener."
 * Blueinna Cheeseworth: What Uncle Foul Cheese is trying to tell you guys is that he wants you to stop Captain Axxus from trying to rob the local bank in 5 hours. But you also have to be careful. His pirate crew is really dangerous. He has a vast array of live pirates, and a few robots with him. And you also have to keep clear of his first mate. It's his daughter, Sacen. She's the most skilled member of his crew, and has been known to kill those who oppose her father. You also need to look out for his ship. It's got turbolaser cannons, and missile launchers that can destroy an entire building in 2 shots! One blast from those missiles can get you killed.
 * Shifu: I assure you, mam, we'll be careful. We've handled situations like that before. We've even fought pirates before.
 * Po: A LOT of them.
 * Icky: I should ask, are space pirates as common in your worlds as the villains were?
 * Blue: Oh, absolutely. These worlds are FILLED with space pirates. They all take shelter on a lawless planet called Ardalicron. No one has EVER survived a full-scale assault on that planet before. The place is also the home planet of Captain Axxus. Don't let him reach the planet if he beats you. If he does, you'll never catch him.
 * Tigress: Wanna bet?
 * Blue: No. I'm being serious. It's way too dangerous. Armies larger than you have been killed there.
 * Sandy: We ain't afraid of no damn pirates! Pirates are just regular thieves compared to the evils we've done faced. We've defeated wizards, sorcerers, ghosts, demons, mutants, even corrupt Gods!
 * SpongeBob: We assure you, Ms. Cheeseworth, we can handle it. You can trust us.
 * Blue: "I appresiate the enfusiasum, but my uncle is, harder to convince. He's tried everything to get the pirate. He even hired Bounty Hunters and, the Dark Sisterhood, to hunt him down.... But none of them suceeded."
 * Icky: "Wait, he hired bounty hunters and an assassin guild called the Dark Sisterhood? Wow, he must really hate this guy."
 * Blue: "Please, I know my uncle is being, rash, but please, he's not as evil as your concerns make you think. He's just, lost in his own world. And please, don't make him that upset again, he has a heart condition."
 * Crane: "Don't worry, I had a mother who had such a problem."
 * Shifu: "But you do must understand that once we do get Axxus, we will make Warson aware that your uncle, might not be nessersarly fit to be a burocrate, in both health and moral fiber."
 * Blue: ".... Let's just say, they already know that, a long time ago. But they know he's both a danger to the public and himself if he gets upset, so they have to stay down until they convince the Cheeseworth family to convince Urex's system to have my uncle retire and sent to be reabilitated."
 * Cynder: "So, until then, we're just gonna have to ignor the fact his guards are hurting people and that he just beaten up a maid."
 * Blue picks up the hurt maid.
 * Blue: "I, know it's hard. But please, do what is best for both him and the people and, just, try to swallow his.... Vulgerness."
 * Spongebob: "Well, we won't be nessersarly comfertable with it, but we won't be quick to judge him."
 * Shifu: "For now. But under the condition you make sure your uncle refraigns from being further blinded by his illusion of control."
 * Blue: "Control is an illusion?"
 * Shifu: It's a figure of speech. Regardless, we'll stop these pirates.
 * Blue: I should warn you again to brace yourselves of his weapons.
 * Shifu: Acknowledged.
 * Xandy: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get moving! I always wanted to fight space pirate, and I guess it's my first mission as a member of the Heroes Act. Sucks that Nytrox isn't with me, and I'm only left with Magnum. But it's okay. Nytrox used to hate being alone, but I've trained him to entertain himself with the others.
 * Cloakblade: (Nytrox is on top of her licking her) Okay, you're cute, I get it, now get off, please! PLEASE!!! (Laughs)
 * Vancer: Better Cloakblade than me. (Suddenly, Nytrox does the same thing to him) ARRRGGHHH!!! (Nytrox starts licking him) Oh, great, troggle cooties! Somebody inoculate me please. (Nytrox suddenly looks at the audience)...Oh, boy. (Nytrox suddenly jumps, and starts licking the camera)
 * Magnum: You are aware that Nytrox can usually get in trouble with the others, right?
 * Xandy: I'm sure the others won't mind, they told me themselves. Now, let's get pandering!
 * Magnum:...Hmm, I don't see any space pirates.
 * Xandy: Oh, you'll know they're coming. In all my years of fighting, I can sense when evil's afoot. It's like Arachnid Man's Hyper Sense.
 * Icky: Don't you mean Spider-Man's Spider Sense?
 * Xandy: Who's what?
 * Icky: You REALLY need to visit our place often.
 * Xandy:...Hold on...(Suddenly, a shadow is seen inside the clouds)...They're here! (A large spaceship with a serpent dragon figure-head on it appears, having the words SS Axxus on it)
 * Magnum: THERE THEY ARE!!! (The Lodgers, Xandy and Magnum enter the van, and fly off to the SS Axxus)
 * Robot #1: Captain, we have company!
 * ???: (In a silhouette) Oh, bother, this again? Well, we better handle what ol' Cheese throws at us this time! (Shows himself as Captain Axxus, an otter-like creature in a pirate captain's outfit) I want to be able to make my, "Tyrant Tax" on this bank peacefully without annoying interuptions. Ok?
 * Robot #1: Aye-aye, Captain Axxus!
 * Captain Axxus: And send my daughter to lead it, too. She could really use some action right now.
 * Robot #1: Right! (Leaves)
 * SpongeBob: (The van enters the hangar, and the heroes exit, facing a phalanx of robots) Come and get it, you tin cans!
 * Xandy: You guys take care of the Starbots. Me and Magnum will find Captain Axxus! (Xandy and Magnum go down a hall)
 * Skipper: Alright, you robots! You wanna play pirate? Who am I to 'ARRRGGGHH' you? (The heroes battle the robots)
 * Magnum: Follow me! I'll use the Diamond's power to locate the cockpit! There's no time to lose!
 * ???: Hold it right there! (A silhouetted person appears in front of them)...You ain't going nowhere NEAR my father! (Exits the shadows, and appears as a small otter-like female with a strange-looking katana and fancy armor)
 * Xandy: Hmm, you must be the captain's daughter!
 * Female: Correct! And if you want my father, you'll have to get past me!
 * Xandy: Very well. (Takes out her golden katana) En guarde! (Both Xandy and the female jump towards each other, and when their katanas collide, they both vibrate so much, that Xandy is knocked back into Magnum)...HOLY CRAP, SHE'S GOT A VIBROKATANA!!!
 * Female: (Her katana starts vibrating rapidly) Like I said, you aren't going near my father no way, no how! I know he's not a saint, but your govener Foul Cheese is a true criminal here!
 * Magnum: "I know the Govener seems, crude, but are you honestly any better then him stealing from the innosent people of Urex?"
 * Female: "I promise my father doesn't harm any of the people of Urex with exception of the Govener's corrupted guard! Those fools always forced his, and my hand."
 * Xandy: "Look, we understand you don't like Govener Cheeseworth, but provoking him through this is just gonna him even more dangerious to these people!"
 * Female: "Well if you heroes act idiots just have your Grand Council just arrest him for his tyranny already and stop defending his shit, I would be more then happy to ask father to cease and desist!"
 * Magnum: "It's, complincated. Just turning on him in his bad health wouldn't make us better then him."
 * Female: "Tch. I get he does have a bad heart, but should justify on how black it is! Don't you know how many innosent people die from his goons alone?"
 * Xandy: "Dang it, this gal ain't budging! We're gonna have to knock sense into her!"
 * Magnum: "If we must. Prepare for combat, miss.... Sorry, we didn't seem to get your name."
 * Xandy: This is the Captain's first mate and daughter, Sacen. Blue warned us that she's the most skilled pirate on this ship.
 * Sacen: Correct. I don't even want to know YOUR names, though, because I don't care. If it's a fight you want, then fine! (Her vibrokatana vibrates again)
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen duel)
 * Magnum: "Xandy, I'll attempt to go after Axxus once to deal with Sacen. I'll promise I will not let anything stand in my wa-"
 * Magnum feels something nudge her.
 * Magnum looks to see a barrol with a hole in it.
 * Magnum: "... I don't think I remember that barrol there before."
 * Sacen: "Now Graig!"
 * Magnum: Uh, who's Gr- (A Giant Anaconda-like creature pops out and constricts Magnum)...URRRGGHH!!! A NARCOCONDA...SUCH A HORRIBLE SPECIES!!! But...a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Graig.
 * Graig: (Speaks in a strange snake-like language similar to Parceltongue in Harry Potter)
 * Magnum: Oh, you must only speak in Snarceltongue language. I'm learning to speak that from Empress Serpentos. I'm a bit rusty, but I'm assuming it has something to do about you preventing me from getting to Axxus. (Graig smacks away Magnum's staff) That would be a yes. (Magnum felt something on her stinger, and sees that it has a bottle cork on it)...And this is further concerning.
 * Xandy: Oh, Dag nabbit, Magnum! As a Chosen One, you're supposed to handle yourself in situations like this!
 * Sacen: Oh, and don't think your friends will get to my father as well. There's more where Graig came from.
 * Icky: Hah! Please tell me these tincans ain't the best they got here. (A stomp was suddenly heard)
 * ???: You're right. They ain't! (Icky turns to see a giant crocodile-like creature who roared at him, making Icky screams like a girl and run off)
 * Gilda: HEY! You leave my man alone or--(A regal-looking pterosaur-like heron in sophisticated clothing grabs Gilda)
 * Heron creature: May Clyrilla the Sophisticated have this waltz? (Clyrilla force-danced with Gilda in a tango like dance)
 * Icky: Hey!? That's my girl you-- (The crocodilian grabs Icky) NO, NO, LET ME GO!!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEY MAKER!!! (The crocodilian beats him up)
 * Monkey: Oh great, we've only been here for a few minutes and already we're in trouble.
 * ???: "Trouble, doesn't even describe it. (Monkey and the other 5 look at a multi-limbed monkey scaling the ceiling, and climbs down with great agility) You vigilantes picked the wrong tyrant to help!
 * Monkey: Pfft, you don't look so tough. You're just a monkey with 8 limbs!
 * The Monkey: HAH! Says the guy who he and a few friends...(Shows familiar pairs of pants) who don't have any pants! (Monkey, Tigress, and Crane have no pants)
 * Monkey: GAAAH!!! HE STOLE OUR PANTS!!!
 * Mantis: Heh, says the monkey who pantzed people when he was young. (Laughs until Tigress' growling stops him)
 * The Monkey: (Laughs) Eight-Armed Monnoe strikes again!
 * Monkey: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS, YOU THIEF!!! WE CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
 * Viper: (Mantis scoffs) Mantis, how is this funny?
 * Mantis: Hey, we don't wear clothes, so it's a bit ironic, isn't it?
 * Viper: That's because snakes and bugs can't wear clothes!
 * Mantis: ...Good point. We'll have to help them out, then. (Viper and Mantis leap towards Eight-Armed Monnoe until something strikes them) OOF!!! (They both fall to the ground dizzy as an elephant-like brown and white pig is seen after having fired a laser gun at them)
 * Pig-Creature: Oy! (Puts the gun away, and grunts angrily)
 * Mantis: Hey, who's the pig?
 * Pig-Creature: And just WHO are you talking to, ya' 6-legged barf-colored bugger! (Mantis gets hit by something invisible)
 * Mantis: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Viper: Looks like you were hit with something invisible.
 * The Pig: You're dealing with an alchemist by the name of Foulmouth Grinjis! And I must ask how a hero like YOU ever shits without A FUCKING BUTT?!? (Viper gets hit with the same force)
 * Viper: OWCH!!! THAT WAS RUDE, AND IT LITERALLY HURT ME!!!
 * Foulmouth: What's the matter? You gonna cry, now, ya' big snakeling? Is the big snakeling gonna cry? Let's see you cry! WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!!! (Viper suddenly gets a blackeye)
 * Viper: OKAY, YOU WATCH WAY TOO MANY CARTOONS AND R-RATED MOVIES, WHERE'D YOU LEARN SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE?!?
 * Mantis: Not to mention how are you even hurting us with those god-awful insults?
 * Foulmouth: What makes you think I'll tell YOU, you little jack?!? (Mantis gets squished)
 * Mantis: DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LITTLE'?!?
 * Sir Hiss: HEY, NOBODY TALKS TO MY GIRL THAT WAY, YOU POTTY-MOUTHED HOOLIGAN!!! SOMEBODY OUGHTTA WIPE SOAP ON THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS!!!
 * Foulmouth: Someone should tie a knot in your throat, LONG ONE!!! (Sir Hiss gets smacked)
 * Sir Hiss: The hell was that?!? (Suddenly, an ape hand grabs him revealing a 6-armed gorilla, as he was standing over a barrel of alcohol)
 * Sir Hiss: UNHAND ME, YOU BIG FAT-- (The ape stuffs Hiss in the barrel, and closes it with a cork)
 * Sir Hiss: "(In barrel) Please, I don't drink!
 * Skipper: WHAT IN THE NAME OF CANDIED YAMS IS GOING ON HERE?!? WE'RE HAVING OUR BUTTS HANDED TO US!!!
 * Po: Don't worry guys, the Dragon Warrior and the Peacock Prince of Pain are on the path to--
 * Lord Shen: IS THAT A FREAKING LAMPREY?!?
 * Po: What are you-- (Gets smacked by someone) OWCH!!! Huh? (They sees a mudskipper-like lamprey)
 * Lamprey: Hello!
 * Po: Wow, talk about a fish out of water.
 * Lord Shen: I'll get this! (Fights the Lamprey, but it keeps dodging, and slaps him in the face with his tail fin) OOF!!! COME HERE, TROUTFACE!!! (The Lamprey tries to attack, but the Lamprey grabs Po, and Lord Shen slaps him by accident several times) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU HOLD STILL?!? (The Lamprey suddenly appears over Po's crotch)
 * Lord Shen: A-HAH! I've got you!
 * Po: "Nononononononononono--" (Lord Shen attacks the Lamprey, which dodges, causing Shen to attack Po's crotch instead) OHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOH!? My tenders! Oooh! Oh!
 * Lord Shen: OH, COME ON!!! HOW FAST IS THIS LITTLE MUD BOOGER?!? (The Lamprey latches into Shen's face, and his screams are muffled)
 * Boss Wolf: I'll save you, sir! (He tries to throw a punch, but the Lamprey slaps him to the ground with his tail fin, and slaps the back of Lord Shen's neck with his fin, knocking him out)
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! That slap hurt more than those Penguin slaps. Well, I guess it can't get any worse. (Suddenly, Monnoe appeared)
 * Monnoe: Really? Even when I just stole your hammer and I'm about to knock you out with it?
 * Boss Wolf: ...Uh-oh! (Monnoe smacks him into unconsciousness, and the Lamprey climbs off of Shen, and onto Monnoe)
 * Monnoe: (Laughs) Way to go Chenger, as usual!
 * The Lamprey (Chenger): S'alright! (Skipper wing-palms, and shrugs)
 * Skipper: And we're STILL getting our butts handed to us!
 * Spyro: Don't worry, these guys will never be fast enough to--(Suddenly, a fast force tired half of the battle-capable Lodgers in a rope while the weaker members are left vulnerable)...Take us all down? (The Fast force is revealed to be two alternate versions of Senior Larry and Le Fifi)
 * Cynder: "Senior Larry and Le Fifi? Why are you guys suddenly space pirates?"
 * ?Senior Larry?: I think they mistook us for another duo like us.
 * ?Le Fifi?: Talk about a le case of mistaken identity, no?"
 * Cynder: ".... Oh, sorry, you two remind me of two similar people."
 * SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! (The Pirates surround the remaining Lodgers)...WE SURRENDER!!
 * Iago: Seriously?
 * SpongeBob: I PANICKED, OKAY?!?
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen are still fighting) "You're not gonna be able to defeat me, space pirate! Heroes always win in the end!"
 * Sacen: Except if they fight for the wrong people! (Sacen kicks Xandy in the stomach, then punches her out to the floor, takes her golden katan, and holds her as bladepoint with both her vibrokatana and Xandy's katana) Face it, hero, you've lost. This should've been a mission request the Heroes Act refused!
 * Xandy: HEY, I respect that Foul Cheese is going too far, but what cannot be forgiven is that YOU'RE BREAKING THE FREAKING LAW!!!
 * Sacen: We're space pirates! It's in our nature. Besides, does the term 'Anti-hero' come to mind? I thought so. Now I suggest you leave my father alone, or I will chop you up into tiny bite-sized pieces and serve them to my father, and when he says "Wow, this is delicious, what's your secret", I'm gonna say "VICTORY FOR THE AXXUS SPACE PIRATES"!!!
 * Magnum: I thought Unotters only ate fish.
 * Sacen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS SHIP!!! (Throws the golden katana back to Xandy, and aims a small energy pistol at them, forcing them to run away) Let's get 'em, Graig!
 * Graig: ("My pleasure!") (They chase after them)
 * Captain Axxus is walking torwords the bank, seemingly alone.
 * The Guards present charge, but Axxus takes them all down quickly with gun and blade!
 * Axxus: "Tff, they don't make goons like they used to."
 * Axxus enters the bank.
 * Axxus: "Good morrow, dear bank goers. You know the drill. (Shoots his gun at the celing to force the people down) Just avoid un-nessersary defience and I'll avoid un-nessersary bloodshed. That sounds like a fair deal, right?"
 * Axxus walks to the Counter.
 * Axxus: "Hello Doros, your a lovely barnity today. You know I'm here to collect the "Tyrant Tax" again. Cause if that old bird is gonna tax the people out of house and food, it's only fair he knows what it's like to lost abit of cash here and there!"
 * The Bank Teller deer-like creature said nothing and only obeyed his demand and started to fill a sack with alternate universeal money and gold.
 * Axxus: "You see, that's not reall hard, now is it?"
 * ???: "Isn't there a space battle against with a fellow pirate you should be doing instead of bothering these people again, Axxus?"
 * Foul Cheese and a good number of guards block the enterence.
 * Axxus: "Oh, ello Govener. Sorry, I didn't brought some wine to go with you today. I am trying not to be drunk again."
 * Foul Cheese: "... Charming, retort.... But your silly words won't save you this time."
 * The Guards began to approuch Axxus.
 * Axxus: "Well, that's what my faverite robots are for, isn't it?"
 * Axxus blows a wistle.
 * A Big Halking Super battle droid like machine bursts to the through and started to smack away the Guards!
 * Guard: "Look out! Manbeetle Alpha!?"
 * Guard 2: "No problem! Just shoot it in the eye and-"
 * A gun came to the second gun and shot him dead!
 * It came from A skinny Battle droid like machine holding a gun.
 * Axxus: "Nice one, Dash 20!"
 * Dash 20: "My pleasure captain. No one likes cheaters."
 * Guard 3: "I'll cheat you a new asshole you clanker?!"
 * The Guard felt something tapped his shoulder, and he looks to see A Super Battle Droid like machine and Machine simular to the non-battle droid machines.
 * The Super Battle Droid look-alike: "Ello, chump."
 * The Droid shot the guard dead!
 * Dash 20: "Thanks, Bloob. That landblubber meat bag was annoying."
 * Guard Captain: "They can't upstage us forever! We'll take down these trash cans and-"
 * Suddenly bursting through the window is a menacing vulture-man like machine that squeaks menacingly and lands on top of the screaming captain, killing him!
 * Guard 5: "GAAAH!? IT'S A JET COMMANDER!? WE'RE DONE FOR!?"
 * The Jet Commander grabs the guard by the head and squished it!
 * Axxus: "Good P.O.L.L.Y."
 * Suddenly, a fighter in shape of a flying life boat bursts in, with another Battle Droid like machine and another that looks like a TV on a robot's body.
 * Axxus: "Always puntual on the get away vicital, Lord Brains-in-A-Box?"
 * Lord BIAB: "(Relucent sigh), Yes sir, as per instructions."
 * The Bank Teller surrenders the money as the machines finished off the guards as survivers ran off like cowerds!
 * Foul Cheese: "NOT SO FAST?!"
 * Foul Cheese brings out his gun!
 * Foul Cheese: "Your not leaving without fighting me, you rog?!"
 * Axxus: "We've been through this, I'm a unotter, not a rog."
 * Foul Cheese: "I was insulting you?!"
 * Axxus: "And I was replying with a witty retort!?"
 * Foul Cheese: "Grr!? I demand a duel! Defeat me in a sword duel of honor, and you'll have your lusting gold and will be allowed to live to rob another day. When you have lost, you'll hang in the gallows by dawn, if I allowed you to even see prison. Oh, and another thing. Your machanical pets are not allowed to intervine."
 * Axxus sighed as if he's bored.
 * Axxus: "Cheesy, I already defeated and humiliated you 700-"
 * Lord BIAB: "799."
 * Axxus: "799 times. You need to accept that you can never defeat me you old space wind bag."
 * Foul Cheese: "Refuse my offer and my fleet will persue you!"
 * Axxus sighed annoyed.
 * Axxus: "Fine! If it'll make little Cheesy happy. Coats off."
 * Axxus takes off his coat.
 * Foul Cheese: "You smart mouth fool, I have improoved my training by the finest sword masters from Zo. You can defeat me this time."
 * Foul Cheese takes of his regel coat, reveiling a regel long sleve shirt, and reveils a soifsicated lazer blade.
 * Foul Cheese: "En guard. Toche!?"
 * Axxus: "Oh so clishe."