Hypnotrounced

Hypnotrounced is the 8th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, A new non-recruited villain named Hypnorattle, a rattlesnake that can hypnotise anyone by just rattling, defeats every hero who stands up to him, including the Shell Lodgers (but the Snake Lougers). However, this rattlesnake has a terrifying secret that will change the Shell Lodgers' lives forever. a secret that would explain his actions, and even a revelment of yet another comlacated family tree to the snake lougers.

Chapter 1- Robbed!
London. Later Canterlot. in an underground lair.
 * Mr. Whitmore places down a valuable diamond on a standing point.
 * Mr. Whitmore: "The Diamond of a millian riches, said to the most valuale in the united Universes. and it is in my prossion. Whitmore, you are one lucky old coat."
 * Mr. Whitmore walks away. but not befoe he turns a new security system.
 * Mr. Whitmore: "Just a safety messure. You never know who would want their theifing hands or other appendises on that diamond." (Secures security button with access code)
 * Mr. Whitmore was about to leave, when.... he suddenly was interseted by a masked Rattlesnake.
 * Mr. Whitmore: "Uh oh! either i'm being robbed, or halloween two months early!" (Rattlesnake rattles, and puts Mr. Whitmore in a trance, making him access the security button, and shut off the security system, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the diamond)
 * Rattlesnake- Thanks a bunch, Mr. Whitmore! You are too hypnotizingly kind! (Cackles as he leaves the museum)
 * Mr. Whitmore- (Snaps out of trance) (Gasps) THE DIAMOND! HE'S STOLEN THE DIAMOND! SOUND THE ALARM! (Alarm wails)
 * The rattlesnake already exited through the sewers.
 * Buckingham Palace.
 * Basal: "The queen has invited all of london to see her newest crown Dawson."
 * Dawson: "Aw yes, i heard it is made of the most expensive jewels london's tax dollars has bought. i hope it's beauty is wroth everyone's tax money."
 * the Queen appears, and the crown is beautiful!
 * Basal: "I do believe it is. But becareful Dawson. we may not be the only ones who would think so. Even though Ratigan left london to hang out with the leagers, london still has plenty of crooks."
 * a masked Rattlesnake appears!
 * Basal: "SWEET BEANS IN A BASKIT!"
 * Dawson: "The Rattlesnake is new."
 * the queen screams!
 * Rattlesnake: "Do i have a tune for you all!"
 * Dawson: "Oh, no problem everyone! he's a musicion!"
 * Rattlesnake- I sure am! (Chuckles)
 * Rattlesnake- (Uses rattle to hypnotize everyone in Buckingham, and steal the Queen's crown) HAH! So much for detective work! Those two mice are phonies! (Slithers away with crown)
 * Basil- (Snaps out of trance) What the heck? What happened?
 * Dawson- Uh, Basil? Something tells me that that musician was a hypnotizing crook.
 * Basil- What makes you say that, Dawson?
 * Dawson- Look! (Queen's crown is gone)
 * Queen- (Notices crown gone) OOOOHHHH! MY CROWN'S BEEN STOLEN!
 * the Rattlesnake crawls into the sewer drain.
 * Celestia: "My little Ponies, we must renew the sealing spell on the statue of discord, and there's only one way to do it, we must used the elements of harmony on it!"
 * Twilight: "Understood, Princess. we can't have Discord coming back."
 * Celestia stuck her horn into the magical lock, and it opened the hidden wall. Celestia holds a chest.
 * Celestia: "Now, girls, may i present, the elements of harmony. (opens chest, the elements are there and present.)"
 * Applejack: "Well, let's put them on and get on with it."
 * The masked Rattlesnake appeared!
 * Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
 * Celestia and Mane 6: "WHAT THE?"
 * Rattlesnake: "I like to start the show with a little tune, it goes something, like this!" (Shakes rattle, hypnotizing all the ponies, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the Elements of Harmony) So long, ponies! (Slithers away, and the ponies snap out of the trance)
 * Rainbow Dash- What was that?
 * Celestia- It would seem we have a crook on our hands, because...(Noticed the Elements of Harmony being stolen)
 * Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! HE'S STOLEN THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!
 * Rarity- Oh, dear! Now how are we supposed to repair Discord's statue? He's gonna come back and screw everything up again!
 * Pinkie: "On the plus-side, Cottin candy clouds that rain chocolate milk! YAY!"
 * Applejack: "Your not too bright, are you Pinkie?"
 * Celestia- I think we know some heroes who are willing to get those Elements back, and save Equestria before Discord breaks free!
 * the Rattlesnake slithers down a hole.
 * the Rattlesnake places down the elements of harmony next to the queen's crown and Mr. Whitmore's diamond.
 * the Rattlesnake takes off his mask.
 * Rattlesnake: "That was really fun. Now, a brief rest before i make my visit to Agrabah and the Sultan's royal ring, then King Richard's crown in Nottingham, then King Trident's Trident in the ocean, and then some, then some, then some! BOOYAH!"

Chapter 2- The Baffling News
Dragon Temple
 * Milo and the Atlantian team head torwords the temple, as well as Basil and Dawson, and eventally, the mane 6 and Princess Celestia.
 * Dawson: "Say, basil, i'm starting to wonder if we're the only ones who were struck by that Rattlesnake."
 * Basil- Not quite, Dawson. I heard he also struck Atlantis, and Equestria. We're all here so we can inform the Shell Lodgers about all these robberies.
 * SpongeBob- (Opens door) Oh, boy. Hey, everyone! Some of our old and new friends are here.
 * Skipper- (Notices crowd) What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is going on here?
 * Milo- Guys, I think we all had a little problem.
 * Basil- It would seem there has been an unusual amount of robberies occuring across the UUniverses. It seems that they all had to do with a rattlesnake that hypnotizes people.
 * Kaa- Hypnotizes?...Well, what exactly did he steal?
 * Basil- He stole the Diamond of 1000 Riches, the Queen's new crown, and the Elements of Harmony.
 * Private- He stole that much stuff? For what?
 * Tigress- I think it's just a plain old riches plan.
 * Patrick- Man! We have to deal with another one of those plans? We've already beaten about 1000 crooks with the same plan.
 * Celestia: The Elements of Harmony are more then "mere riches", they are talisments of power, and it's impourent they return safely to equestia."
 * Skipper: "Why, it's not like Discord's gonna escape and reek revenge on you or anything."
 * Applejack: "Why do you think we need the Elements, smart-mouth?"
 * Po: "You mean if those things don't come back to you, that guy's gonna..... (stutters for a few minutes), We gotta firgure out where this guy is!"
 * Shifu: "And figure out where he's gonna strike next."
 * Basil: "Based on what i dedused, i suspected he's only targeting worlds with riches, and not just regular riches, oh no, he is after something of greater sentimental value, things of such nature tend to worth quite much in the black market, or, dare i say it, to the villain team that's willing to pay more for it!"
 * Twilight: "YOUR SAYING HE COULD SELL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY TO THE BLACK MARKET OR A VILLAIN TEAM?!"
 * Basil: "Which ever offers the most money. Anyway, i suspect he is going to strike again these locations: Agrabah, Notingham, and even Atlantica. Now, question is, what are the most valuable items that exsit there?"
 * Kowalski- The Sultan's ring, King Richard's crown, and King Triton's trident, i suppose.
 * Skipper- Wow! Nice thinking there, Kowalski!
 * Kowalski- Takes a smart, tactical brain to figure something like that out.
 * Lord Shen- We'd better get to Agrabah ASAP! C'mon, everyone! We gotta' catch this guy and get those valuables back before something bad happens in their worlds. Princess Celestia? How long do you think we have to get your Elements of Harmony back before that Discord guy breaks free?
 * Celestia- If I recall from the statue's integrity, I'd say about...2 days.
 * Marty- Well, let's stop yappin', and start trappin'!

Chapter 3- Hypnorattle
Agrabah outside. Palace. Nottingham.
 * The sultan was humming to himself, as he placed his prized ring on a standing post.
 * Sultan: "There! nice and safe."
 * The Sultan was about to leave, when-
 * The masked rattlesnake appears!
 * Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
 * Sultan screams!
 * Genie- (Poofs up) What is it? I heard a noise?...Who's that guy?
 * Rattlesnake- Just call me 'Hypnorattle'. And who are YOU supposed to be? A genie? Well, if you're a genie, where's your lamp?
 * Genie- Well, let's just say, I'm a free genie, now. But enough of this!
 * Hypnorattle- Say, where's your 'Aladdn' friend? I'm sure he's lurkin' round here to try and scare me or something.
 * Aladdin- (Appears behind him) As a matter of fact, I am!
 * Hypnorattle- WHAT THE?!?
 * Abu- Bring it on! (Chimps)
 * Hypnorattle- Okay, monkey boy, if you insist! (Rattles, and Aladdin, Genie, the Sultan, and Abu are all hypnotized) Hahahahah! It's so nice to outwit even the most cunning of heroes. Now, Mr. Sultan? I won't hurt anyone you know around here, so everything will be fine!
 * Sultan- (Hypnotized) Everything will be...fine!
 * Hypnorattle- The ring?
 * Sultan- (Hypnotized) Here, Hypnorattle! Whatever you need will be...fine. (Hypnorattle snatches ring)
 * Hypnorattle- You are most gracious, my leige! (Cackles) Now, run along, and play with your little toys!
 * ???- NOT SO FAST, RATTLESNAKE!
 * Hypnorattle- What the? (Turns around to see the Shell Lodgers, the Atlantian team (not russleluke atlantian allience, the origenal movie bunch, The Ponies, and Basil and Dawson standing in front of him. Hypnorattle notices Sandy is in the Lodge)(Gasps) Ah, Sandy! (Dubbed as Hanz) All these years, and you haven't missed a step!
 * Sandy- SPENCER! (Jumps in for an attack) What're you doin' here?
 * Hypnorattle- I came to get some wild riches, of course!
 * Tulio- Uh, Sandy? Who's the snake chump?
 * Sandy- Everyone, meet Stephen Rattleback! (Continues fighting Hypnorattle) The deadliest rattlesnake in all of Texas!
 * SpongeBob- Rattlesnakes are deadly?
 * Squidward: "Allcoruse they're deadly, stupid! they're poisonious reptiles."
 * Sandy- DEADLY! Venomous! Poisonous! They can't be trusted!
 * Icky: "Actselly, Grandpa Skales was a rattlesnake i met in pastoon and he didn't seem so bad."
 * Hypnorattle- I should've known I'd cross paths with you again, Swift Cheeks! Especially after you went to get yourself drowned!
 * Sandy- FYI, Stringbutt, I didn't drown! I got a job!
 * Hypnorattle- With these bums?
 * Sandy- Well, yes and no!
 * Hypnorattle- But now, I finally get to finish what we started! I finally get to do the one thing I never got the chance to do back in Texas! And that's your destruction!
 * Skipper- What's he saying, Sandy?
 * Sandy- We've both been rivals in high-school for 2 years! He even tried to kill me once if it weren't for his unmatured venom glands!
 * Hypnorattle- Yes, I was weak! But now that you and me are mature, I'll finally get to exact my revenge! (Wraps coils around Sandy) Hahahahahahah!
 * Kaa- STEPHEN!
 * Hypnorattle- (Sees Kaa in the Lodge)(Gasps) Father! We meet once again!
 * Kaa- I don't understand! I thought I cut your rattle off so you wouldn't hypnotize anyone again!
 * Lola- 'Father'?
 * Savio- Now this is getting weird! We now have yet ANOTHER secret never told?
 * Hypnorattle- Well, you and your puny group can't stop me, Father! Thanks to the Fang Empire before Emperor Fang got betreyed by the Dark Dragon and thus became the Dark Dragon Scourge, I'm back to being a dirty criminal again! And YOU won't stop me this time! (Wraps around Kaa, and throws him toward the Shell Lodge) Alright, you misfited morons! Prepare to hear the soothing sound that makes me so terrible!
 * Icky: "Oh, like you could do anything to-"
 * Hypnorattle rattles, and everyone but the snake lougers are hypnotised!
 * Hypnorattle: "Ha! almost too easy!"
 * Savio smacks Hypnorattle across the room!
 * Hypnorattle: "DARN IT! forgot i can't affect fellow snakes! Good thing i was the fastest rattlesnake alive! (ZOOMED AWAY!)
 * Lola: "Quick, after that Bandito!"
 * Viper: "But the others-"
 * Sir Hiss: "They'll be fine, Viper, if they are left unattended by that Stencer fellow long enough, they'll snap out it!"
 * Savio: "Well, let's get going!"
 * Hypnorattle was slithering fast!
 * Hypnorattle: "The sultan's ring is mine! ha-ha! now to my speical cloacking ship i hid underground!" (Quickly slithers down sewer hatch, and locks sewer hole)
 * Savio- (Tries pulling open sewer hole, but can't) It's locked tight!
 * Sir Hiss- Darn it! This guy really IS the fastest rattlesnake ever.
 * Celestia- (All snap out of trance) Wha-What the? What happened? I felt like I was...in a wonderous land filled with beautiful scenery.
 * Twilight- So did I.
 * Basil- Me, too!
 * Icky- I did, too!
 * Miguel- What the hell happened?
 * Kaa- He used his hypnotic rattles to put us all in a trance. But luckily, it doesn't work on us snakes. Sir Hiss and Savio should be here any minute with Hypnorattle in no time!
 * Savio- We lost him, Father.
 * Kaa- WHAT?!?
 * Savio: "I think he mentioned he was the fastest Rattlesnake alive."
 * Sir Hiss: "In other words, his speed was too swift for a capture."
 * Icky: "Ok, now it is the time for round two: in nottingham!"
 * Sandy: "Now he's gonna try and get King Richard's crown!"
 * King Richard's crwon rests on a grand stander.
 * two guards were present, a Goat and a pig.
 * Pig: "Dude, as great as Richard is, this job of guarding his crown is boring!"
 * Goat: "I know! other guards get to chase petty outlaws, and we're stuck guarding a crown. like who in their rigfht mind would try to steal the crown of England's most benvolent ruler?"
 * hypnorattle appeared: "WHAT'S UP?!
 * Goat and pig screamed like girls!
 * Pig: "IT'S A TALKING RATTLESNAKE!"
 * Hypnorattle: "Well, your a talking Pig, and your buddy here's a talking goat, and i ain't screaming like a little girl about it!"
 * Goat: "Ok, wise guy, your under arrest for tress-"
 * Hypnorattle begins to rattle! guards hypnotised.
 * Goat: "Duh....."
 * Pig: "Peeeeee....."
 * Hypnorattle: Bow-chicka-bow-wow!"
 * Hypnorattle snags the crown.
 * Hypnorattle: "You think Richard would have some better then these clowns."
 * ???: "Ah, as a matter of fact, he does."
 * an arrow snags away the crown! the arrow hits the wall.
 * Hypnorattle: "What the-"
 * Robin Hood and little john appeared.
 * Robin Hood: "Merlin gave us an early warning about you, ya thief"
 * Little John: "Now Rob may had been stealing the rich, but at least for the good cause to help others, and not for himself."
 * Hypnorattle: "I don't have time for this!"
 * Hypnorattle rattles, but something is preventing Little John and Robin Hood from becoming mind boggled idiots.
 * Robin Hood: "Nice try, but he also gave us a little anti hypnotisisum spell!"
 * Little John: "So your out of luck, you skaley, bugged eyed, flaky creep!"
 * Hypnorattle: "Drat! oh well, i already have other successful jobs! i mean, can't win them all! i can always skip this hat wear and just settle for what i already took, and just get Trident's Trident! see ya, suckers!"
 * Hypnorattle throws a smoke bomb!
 * while the smoke was going on, Hypno escaped, and exited through a small hole in the ground!
 * Crane landed.
 * Crane: "We almost had him!"
 * Merlin: "But at least a valuable has been safe guarded."
 * Icky: "Ain't gonna stop him from trying to snag the trident instead! Merlin, hit us with the water-breathing spell, ASAP!"

Chapter 4- Another Failed Attempt

 * Atlantica was heavly guard by merguards.
 * Hypnorattle slithered through un-noticed.
 * the Trident laid unguarded in the throwne room.
 * Hypnorattle appeared.
 * Hypnorattle: "Ha-ha, your more grander then i thought, for a golden pitchfork."
 * Hypnorattle snags the Trident.
 * Hypnorattle: "Wait a minute.... This is almost TOO easy...."
 * prolonged silent.
 * Hypnorattle: "It's quiet.... Too, cliche'd quiet....(Slowly removes trident)...Well, that was easy! Ya' think someone would add some kind of security or something. (Suddenly, a bunch of hidden archers pop up out of nowhere) And they did. But, hell, that ain't a problem for me! (Rattles, and hypnotizes all the archers, allowing him to escape)
 * SpongeBob- Thanks for helping us out, guys.
 * Ariel- No problem.
 * Fluttershy- WOW! I can't believe I'm finally under the water for the first time in my life! I can just scream right now!...(Screams VERY softly)
 * Melody- (In mermaid form) Is she always like that?
 * Twilight- Yeah, you get use to it.
 * Sparx- (To Spyro) I'm beginning to notice that Twilight and Melody have the same voice.
 * Spyro- Well, Sparx, they're both played by the same voice actor.
 * Sparx- OHH, that makes much more sense.
 * Hypnorattle- We meet once again, Lodgers! And I must say, I'm impressed at how many friends you've made. Wherever I go, you seem to know some people who live there.
 * Icky: "Oh thanks, we been around."
 * Phil: "Alcourse we know these people. don't you ever watch the original spongebob and friends crossover series?"
 * Hypnorattle: "Well, love to stay and chat, and be post modern, but, i gotta jet!"
 * suddenly, the trident glowed, flew out of Hypno's grip and flied across the field to land in Trident's hands.
 * Hypnorattle: "Aw fish sticks!"
 * King Trident: "WHO DARES TOUCH THE TRIDENT?!"
 * Hypnorattle: "He-he-he, i uh.... TOOTLES!"
 * Hypnorattle vanished into a field of bubbles!
 * Po: "GET HIM!" (Group chases after Hypnorattle)
 * Hypnorattle- (Jets around underwater environment, causing obstacles to get in the group's way, but they manage to avoid the obstacles. Hypnorattle hides in a cave)
 * King Triton- Where'd he go?
 * ???- (Heard inside Hypnorattle's hiding cave) HEY, WHAT THE? What're you doing here?
 * Hypnorattle- WHOA! I had no idea this was your home, you two! I was just--
 * ???- Oh, uh, this isn't our home, M-M-Mr. Sea Snake. W-W-We were just passing through.
 * ???- HEY, snake! Nobody picks on my friend on MY watch!
 * ???- Tip, are you CRAZY?!? That's a sea snake! It's one of the most poisonous species of snake in the world...Yet I don't recall seeing one like that before.
 * ???- Hey, pal, you can't let this limbless bozzo push you around! Just leave it to me, alright?
 * Icky- Is it just me, or are those voices familiar?
 * Sparx- I think I know who they are... They're Booster and Daxter!
 * ???- MY GOSH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DASH! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! (Tip and Dash swim out of the cave)
 * Sparx- Those two? Well, I was close.
 * Sam- We need to help those guys.
 * Max- Yeah! They sure gets theirselves in a lot of trouble these days! (Sam puts helmet on Max's head, and throws him) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Max slams into Hypnorattle)
 * Hypnorattle- You stupid rabbit! (Grabs Max's ear, spins him around, and throws him into group, and a bowling strike sound is heard)(STRIKE!)(Hypnorattle escapes)
 * Max- Whew golly! I haven't been struck in the head like that since Max used me as a bowling ball to knock over those rats.
 * Sam- But the good news is that Tip and Dash are saved.
 * Melman- And yet the BAD news is that HYPNORATTLE ESCAPED AGAIN!
 * Cynder- Well, we may not have caught him, but I did get some useful info about where he resides.
 * Spyro- You did?
 * Cynder- Yeah.
 * Kaa- Well, I sure hope we catch him soon and get all those things he stole back before something bad happens.
 * Sir Hiss- Well, when me and Savio were chasing him back in Agrabah, he mentioned he had a cloaking ship underground.

Chapter 5- The Truth Revealed
Hypnorattle's hideout. Dragon Temple Flashbacked
 * Hypnorattle: "Well that sucked! oh well, i have enough stuff for my big auction. i wonder which one will be the big hitter."
 * Hypnorattle sets everything up for the auction.
 * Hypnorattle: "THERE! Hypno's big auction is open for business! Petey!"
 * a little fly appeared!
 * Hypnorattle: "Sent out these invatations to the most known villains in the united universes, and tell them to bring lots of money, and what is on sell."
 * Petey: "Sure thing, boss!"
 * Petey grabs invitations and flew off!
 * Basil- Well, Hypnorattle's stolen the Sultan's prized ring, but at least he hadn't stolen King Richards crown or King Triton's trident.
 * Audrey- I agree. If he had succeeded in stealing that trident, we would never have been able to stop him.
 * Dawson- What're we gonna do about that crook, everybody? He could strike again anywhere.
 * Celestia- Yes. We have only 1 day left before Discord breaks free from his statue.
 * Lord Shen- Relax, everyone! We'll catch this guy soon enough! But first we need to settle something. Kaa?
 * Kaa- Yes, Lord Shen?
 * Lord Shen- Back in Agrabah, I believe you said you knew this crook before, and I believe he called you 'Father'.
 * Savio- That's a good point, Lord Shen. Father, how do you know that Hypnorattle guy?
 * Kaa- (Sighs) Well, I guess it's time you all knew about my past with him. It all began 3 days after the monsoon that separated Lola and Savio from me...


 * (Kaa)- Since the loss of my children, I never been more sad in my life. I lost everything I had. Then I came across something that was able to cheer me up. I went on a vacation in Texas where I came across an orphanage. It wasn't too long when I discovered that there was a rattlesnake in the orphanage. I decided to adopt him, and raise him as my new son. The rattlesnake's name was Stephen Rattleback. He told me that his real parents have been murdered by a gunslinger who hated rattlesnakes. I was glad to finally be a parent again. But one day, the day after his 18th birthday, he went out for a walk, yet he never came back until 2 days later. I couldn't figure out why we was gone for so long because he never explained it.


 * Sandy- I think I know what he was doing at that time. I think he was looking for me so he could fulfill his vow on killing me. Yet, he realized I left Texas to go living underwater.

Present
 * Kaa- That could be possible. Anyway, he then wanted to become a hypnotist, and learn it all from me. So, I taught him how to hypnotize with his rattle. He used this ability at good use in his hypnotist job, but he suddenly became greedy with it. He used this ability to control everyone around him. But I took care of that. I cut off his rattle to stop him from controlling anyone else, and he was sent to prison.

Chorh-Gom Prison Chorh-Gom Prison Interrogation Room
 * Kaa- And now he said that the Fang Empire brought him back. I don't know how they managed to do that.
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, you mean, back when they can actselly be called the Fang Empire, before he was captured by Trixie, Gilda, Masters Ox and Croc, and Mickey, and betrayed by that Dark Dragon. But still, i believe we must ask him ourselfs in where he and Othello resides now: Chorh-Gom Prison."
 * Shifu: "The arrangements are already made in the prison. we must go there now."
 * Fang: "This jail is a nightmare, Othello! and damn that Dark Dragon who left me to suffer! i cannot believe even the Mukata forsakened me! after all i did for him!"
 * Othello: "Indeed sir, the nerve of that Machine! what's worse, i think that Cynder dragon made Nivawk her pet!"
 * Fang: "I was once an emperor of greatness! How could everything go so wrong from here!?"
 * Guard: "Yo, freak!"
 * Fang and Othello looked over.
 * Guard: "Ya got visiters."
 * Othello: "Who the devil would visit us?"
 * Guard- Eh, a couple of misfits along with Master Shifu and his pupils.
 * Fang- (Gasps) The Shell Lodgers! Tell them...tell them I'm using the can.
 * Mushu- We can hear you, Fangface!
 * Fang- YIKES! Othello, take this gun, you shoot me, I'll shoot you!
 * Guard- (Snatches gun from Fang) Gimme that!
 * Skipper- At ease, Fang! We'd like to have a word with you in the Interrogation Room.
 * Othello- Oh, wouldn't you like that! They just wanna have a talk with us!
 * Fang- Well, as long as they don't beat the crap out of me, I'm in.
 * Shifu- (In room with Emperor Fang and Po) We'd like to have a talk with you about a little someone you happen to be familiar with.
 * Fang- And who exactly would you like to speak to me about, Shifu?
 * Shifu- We believe you have some info about a rattlesnake named Hypnorattle. Does that sound familiar to you?
 * Fang- Well, as I recall correctly, I believe I witnessed Kaa cut off that guy's rattle, and I offered him to join me after I reattached his rattle.
 * Po- Reattach a rattle? Is that even possible?
 * Fang- Of course, Panda! It's as easy as going potty. But anyway, he didn't want to join my Empire, so he just slithered off without a trace.
 * Shifu- Is that so? Are you also aware that he's been stealing valuable and important items from all over the UUniverses?
 * Fang- No way! I haven't heard from that guy ever since, nor do I have any idea what he intends to do with those valuable thingamabobs.
 * Guard- Invitation for Emperor Fang!
 * Fang- What? For me? You shouldn't have!
 * Guard- Don't push it, you Ruber copycat! (Othello brings Fang the invitation)
 * Fang- Hmm, it's from...Hypnorattle?
 * Po- What?
 * Furious Five- What?
 * Shifu- What?
 * Alex- What? WHOOOOAAH! (Melman swallows party horn)
 * Shifu- Gimme that! (Snatches letter from Fang)
 * Fang- Hey! That wasn't very nice!
 * Po- You wouldn't know nice if it hit you in the brainstem!
 * Shifu- "To Whom It May Concern, I am a very important business man who's willing to sell fine gold for a great price. These precious and valuable items may make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Just visit me in an underground tunnel on Pastoon. You can find this tunnel in Dodge City on St. Prickles St. in the house under a couch. But hurry, because this is a limited time offer, and will be then become my property and my profit. So come on down, and have a gander at the richest gold sale in the UUniverses. Signed, Hypnorattle. PS, Under NO circumstances is one of these letters allowed to go to a group of misfits that's on my tail." Well, I guess we got all the info we need, everyone.
 * Po- Well, that was easy!
 * SpongeBob- Oh, thank goodness we found it!
 * Twilight- We gotta hurry! If Hypnorattle sells that stuff, we'll never be able to fix Discord's statue.
 * SpongeBob- Well then let's roll, everyone! This ends now!
 * Fang: "Great! i'm alone again!"
 * Sir Hiss: "Don't be too upset brother, i hear the Galactic Federation is working on a secret project that removes darkness. sadly, i don't really much from it."
 * Fang: "They are what?!"
 * Guard: "Ok, Hairboy, you and your parrot friend back in your cell!"
 * Othello: "Couldn't we at least get recess ol' boy?"
 * Guard grabs them both and leaves.

Chapter 6- Hypnorattle's Plan
underground lair.
 * Lord Cobra: "I can't believe he managed to steal THE elements of harmony!"
 * Jafar: "And the Sultan's ring! have you any idea how helpful that thing will be for keeping an eye on the lougers?"
 * Maleficent: "Let's focus more on the elements, they could be the key to ensure Discord returns to rejoin our villain leage ranks."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Pfft! as if! i intend to use those "Heliments of armory" to use as the metathroical keys to the Generator of the bounderies!"
 * Oogie Boogie: "That's why we're gonna buy it before you do, ya tin can!"
 * Dark Dragon: "I have more interest then both you lessers combine!"
 * Be're Fox: "That's telling them boss!"
 * Dr. Faclier: "Stay out of this, fox boy!"
 * Captain Hook: "YEAH!"
 * Nidhiki: "That goes double for you too, leagers!"
 * Doofinshirts: "At least we don't turncoat our leaders because some whiny jerk didn't wanna be a second banana to some snake in a cape!"
 * Hypnorattle: "Ok, dudes and dudettes, just chill! save your engry to but the worthwhile stuff!"
 * Lord Cobra: "I have no intention to compete with those collection of turncoats and imbaciles, give the elements of harmony to the leage, and your be handsomely rewarded!"
 * Dark Dragon: "NO! surrender the elements to the Dragon sroucge, and i'll make your even greater then what Emperor Fang did!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "No! give ME the Elements, and you will basked in the liberay, and equility, of my benvolent, iron-fisted rule!"
 * Mirage: "Don't listen to Uncle Nefarious, he's a twat!"
 * King Dedede: "AT least he ain't partly anti catisum!"
 * Mirage: "At least i am actselly a threat!"
 * Morgania: "You couldn't hit a broad side of a barn!"
 * Ursula: "Stay out of this, little sister! this does not concern you!"
 * Zigzag: "Couldn't just be civilised for a few minutes? there is a more wrothwhile prize afoot!"
 * Hypnorattle: "Yeah, listen to the blue guy!"
 * Petey: 'Yeah, blue guy!"
 * Jafar: "Fine, let's get this deboggle over with!"