Deadskool

Discord has ended up getting a rather rough visit from Grand Vizier Stiff-Lips who had heard about his little stunt in "A matter of Principals", Tampering with the Cutie Map, Screwing Around with the School, causing a random pony to be trapped in sub-zero gravity that had to have the Lougers involved in helping that pony, momentarly freeing one of the Bug-Animals from Tartarus that Bon Bon recaptured, and above all endangering and/or harrassing the students, Stiff-Lips was not afraid to be very scornful of Discord! With his highest degree of powers, he sentenced Discord to not only an extended sentence, but he also sentences Discord to become a student of the Friendship School until he becomes a friend to all the students, of which Discord protests cause not only is he beyond too old for the school, but is already learning friendship without it, but Stiff-Lips proved to be a firm fucker and cursed Discord into being a child again so it would be more "Thematicly Approbeate" for Discord's attendence, as Stiff-Lips leaves statisfived of what he had done. Thus, a younger discord broke into crying that gotten the students sympathy, and understanding that Discord isn't entirely a dick. Thus, while The Main 6 go off to confront Stiff-Lips and convince Discord's parents to beg for a more lenient punishment (That also disincludes the School for obvious reasons), Starlight is left encharged again as the shcool is fully sheduled for a simulated friendship problem the students will need to learn to fix, this time with the inter-racial staff helping since they were taken to an intergalatic fieldtrip with Professor Buzzord that had Shore, Skyceria, Quartz, Gaster and the Clone 6 taken to learn about space and alien cultures. Even with some hesitation, the students aim to give Discord another chance after how roughly Stiff-Lips treated him. But things take for the turn of the crazier when Deadpool shows up and basicly wants to be apart of the school! It turned out to no ones surprise that he tattled on Discord about what happened because this is CLEARLY gonna be Deadpool's turn in having his crazy touch into the school, of which Starlight, Spike and the non-pony teachers wisely refused his partaking, espeically when he started to do stupid things in alou to Discord's shenanigans, along with his own stupid actions like breaking out prisoners from Prison 42, Oranos and Tri-Cornkatraz for the sake of having them as practice dummies, of which lead to Deadpool to really cause some trouble. Then Deadpool starts distrupting classes like Discord, but then things get serious when come gym when he unleashes an Indoraptor onto the students that almost got them hurt had it not been for Starlight's intervention, of which Starlight angerly blasted Deadpool into pieces, which she had to ensure the students that Deadpool is pretty much unkillable. But on the time where it is time for the fixing of Simulated Friendship Problems, Deadpool comes back and tampers with Professor Buzzord's machine and has it that some of the Lougers' roughest monsters, Jigglodon, The Mutanted Old Skeetrazoid Queen Jerrinna, Goliath, The Cybersaurs, Qui's Plunderweeds, Celery Salad and her Vampony army, Lamistan, Heartless The Night Fury Under Kingdom Hearts Corruption, Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, Zarfmir, The Equestrian Heartless, Dark Shen, Freddy Fried Khicken, Bertha and the Worms, The Corrupted Great Horror Oak, The Corrupted Devourus, The Bug-Animals, Krytonia's Xenon Clones, Overlord Strangle, The Savaged Mutants from The Uniter Chosen, Master Equinox, Lord Corruptus, Mothlock, Magmatacus, Healthy-Lunche, Mane-Feather in His Monster Form and Geoatoa, The Monsters from Draconequui Wonderland, Segrego Tempestuous's Rage Form, and pretty much every-video-game-bossifived villain from Vi-Tor Gets Real and the Monsters from the Pixel Wasteland. Not only does Starlight need to stop this, but she also needs some extra help from the Shell Louge Squad who were just managed to rescue the zero-gravity pony mascot and now arrive to see an onslought of their toughest monsters let loose onto the students done so by an envious Deadpool. How will this play out?

Deadpool Goes Too Far

 * Starlight: WHAT THE HECK, DEADPOOL!!!!! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET A HYBRID DINOSAUR?!?
 * Deadpool: It's called the magic satchel, babe. Also, for the dino spefificly, I got it from the Jurrassic World Game that's basicly almost Jurrassic Park Genesis 2.0., but still needed work done.
 * Silverstream: Oh! That sounds like a great gift for Aunt Novo! Know where I can get one?
 * Gallus: "DANG IT, YOUR NORMALLY SMARTER THEN THIS?!"
 * Silverstream: "I can easily lose sight of things when I'm scared, let me cope?!"
 * Deadpool: Wel,l it's just common to me-
 * Silverstream: THAT WAS RHETORICAL ANYWAY, YOU RECKLESS RED PSYCHOPATH!!!!
 * Sandbar: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? YOU SENT A GIANT HYBRID DINOSAUR AT US?!?
 * Deadpool: Well, at least be glad I didn't send the I-Rex at you. Trust me, Indomimus DOESN'T fuck around! Ugh, it's creators are morons. When will they learn to STOP breeding dinosaurs after their park plans fell twice? Now they're practically in a Mesozoic-Cenozoic War because their world is invaded by dinos. I'm glad that in my world they're segregated on one land.
 * Daylight: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!! WHY'D YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?!? THIS FRIENDSHIP SIMULATION WAS ABOUT TO GO WELL UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!! YOU'RE A WORSE HARBINGER OF CHAOS THAN DISCORD!!
 * Deadpool: Hey, we were having fun.
 * Everyone: FUN?!?
 * Gallus: (Scoffs) ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?!? EVERYTHING YOU DID TO THIS SCHOOL IS FUN?!?
 * Deadpool: Look who you're asking that to, kid. I mean, have you even SEEN my comics, or, ya know, my two movies?!
 * Gallus:...... You're right. What were we expecting? You endanger people every day and that's all you do to entertain yourself to the detriment of everyone around you.
 * Deadpool: That's not true. I help save the day and watch your shows a lot.
 * Young Discord: Yeah, then tear it up however you want. You really are worse than me. You show up and tear up the school and do whatever you want and you're completely OBLIVIOUS about it!!
 * Students: FUNNY, WE CAN WEIRDLY RELATE!!!!
 * Discord: I KNOW, THE IRONY IS PAINFUL, NO NEED TO BUST MY BALLS THAT CAN ONLY BE VISIBLE IN IMAGERY YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE!!! BUT YOU?!? YOU'RE WORSE!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
 * Deadpool: My problem? MY, PROBLEM?!? Well, to quote your mixmatched butthole, how is the fact that YOU stole my chance to blow off some steam after a rigorous alien bounty and pretty much killed off Professor Buzzord's old orc enemies that harhass his giant hermit crab friend with my favorite pink friend with your INTOLERABLE INABILITY TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT NOBODY ON THIS GIRLY WORLD WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR GUTS, AND FORCE ME TO GET HIM PUNISHED BY TELLING THAT STIFF-LIPS GUY ABOUT IT TO GET MY TIME WITH HER BACK, NOT MY PROBLEM?!? (Covers his mouth apawn realising what he said fully)......
 * Young Discord:...... (He did this as he engulfs in green flames)
 * Young Discord: (Grabbing Deadpool) YOU TOLD STIFF-LIPS ABOUT THIS?!?!?
 * Deadpool: FORGET YOU HEARD THAT!!!
 * Young Discord: No. And don't try to erase it from the script, I can break the fourth wall too, even WITHOUT MY CHOAS MAGIC THANKS TO THIS SPELL?! UUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH, WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED?! YOU SHOW UP AFTER MY TRIAL AND TURN THE SCHOOL UPSIDE-DOWN!! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!!!
 * Starlight: HOW COULD YOU?!
 * Deadpool: Oh don't be too surprised, you should've seen it coming. He deserves it for ruining my chance to be with a friend.
 * Starlight: YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WITH PINKIE, HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT?!
 * Deadpool: I never spend an adventure's worth of time with her, especially since the school opened. I always felt left out. I'm sure that's something Discord and YOU can understand, Miss I-Wanna-Destroy-Butt-Tattoos-And-The-UUniverses-Because-I-Lost-A-Friend!
 * Students: Oooooooh!
 * Starlight:... I can take it well enough when Discord brought up my past in vain, but coming from the mouth of a psychotic and vengeful menace like YOU?!?... (Got angry and got the worst case of red anger clouds that were channeled into another banishment Kamehameha which was red and contained demonic Starlights)..........
 * Gallus: "..... King Grover's Wingspan, Starlight, he was a dick, but ya didn't had to nuke him?!"
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, don't worry.... One, he can regeneration, so it's not like he can actselly die. Two, it's a stronger verson of the same spell I used on Discord, only it'll garrentie that his spirit can't come back to us either..... Metaphysiclly, at least."
 * Young Discord: "(Sighs)..... I feel like Deadpool's shenanigans is my fault too. I was the one that incomvinced his Pinkie Pie time over my stunts afterall."
 * Skyceria: "Well, erm, it's not to say that it's inaccreate to say that, but-"
 * Quartz: "What she meant to say was, look, it's not your fault, Deadpool's just making the same mistakes you did. Lashing out because of feeling left-out."
 * Kid Discord: "But at least the stunts I pulled were harmless..... Minus, the Bugbear. Alot of his tomfoolery ALL had a risk of serious harm!"
 * Gallus: "Well, honestly, for what it's worth, at least your craziness made things, interesting, to say the least. And, hey, you kinda made that scavinger hunt more exciting by having suits of armor and paintings go on rampages while stairs become quicksand! Your at least good for an addrendlene rush or a good laugh. That Deadpool Guy? Well, it's no wonder why the Lougers still have mixed feelings with his ass!"

The Lodgers Get Mad
French Narrator: One Hesitant Explanation Later... Cutaway Present
 * Mr. Krabs: (Did the 'YOU DID WHAT?!' bit from before)... YOU GOT DISCORD IN TROUBLE?!?
 * Deadpool: "Duh-duh-duh-duh?!...... OKAY FINE, I DID?! But, at least know it only happened because I was provoked into it because his tomfoolery cut into my Pinkie Pie time, and I was looking forword to that after I basicly prevented Celestia from having to deal with a date-rape alien?!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Okay, admitingly, good on you for THAT much, BUT THAT'S STILL BESIDES THE POINT, IDIOT?!"
 * Deadpool: Eh, it would've been if I hadn't. If anything, I saved you from pulling a Shen and tearing that alien rapist a new one.
 * Boss Wolf: Didn't you say he was regenerative?
 * Deadpool: Nevertheless, you wouldn't have been pretty with your approach.
 * Lord Shen: LET'S STOP FOCUSING ON THE STUPID ALIEN RAPIST!!!! WHAT KIND OF ALIEN HOOKA WERE YOU SMOKING THAT MADE YOU THINK BULLYING DISCORD IN IRONICALLY THE SAME FASHION WAS A VERY GOOD CASE OF KARMA WHEN YOU WERE JUST DOING IT BECAUSE YOU WERE IMPATIENT AND IMPULSIVE?!
 * Deadpool: Be honest, fan-butt, I do things like that all the time- (Shen stabbed him through the head as he regenerated) Phah, you never learn.
 * Lord Shen: I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT IF YOU COULDN'T HEAL, YOU DOLT!!! BUT DON'T CALL ME FAN-BUTT!!!!
 * Deadpool: Or what? I'm kinda invincible. (Lord Shen growled angrily) But hey, bygones are bygones. I could say doing this was WAAAAY better than hanging with Pinkie. I got to mess with Discord.
 * Deadpool: (Was driving towards Kid Discord with a Zamboni laughing) You're about to be run over, by a Zamboni!
 * Deadpool: And the pic of his flattened body will be one of my fav phone backgrounds. (Shows it on his iPhone)
 * Gilda:... You're such a stink pickle.
 * Deadpool: Guilty as charged. If it makes you feel better, I had nothing villainous to gain from this. No money, no reward, just pure Deadpool fun. Just the perfect way to make up for cancelled Pinkie time.
 * Gilda: "..... Your aware that Twilight's going to ban your ass from the school, right?"
 * Deadpool: "I made peace with that. Besides, I wasn't much of a school person anyway. That's why I got creative here."
 * Icky: "And the Kill-Claimers?"
 * Deadpool: "They had members that did way worse. And their leader said that my kind of shenanigans is to be expected."
 * Lord Shen: "(Deadpan) As typical of those amoral overglorifived mercenaries."
 * Trixie: "Well, there IS S.H.I.E.L.D.?!"
 * Deadpool: "That's already a forgone concludion with you guys when I do something REALLY stupid, having Nick Fury going after my ass! It's kinda a classic trope at this point."
 * Squidward: "But are you prepared for the likely Dragon Ball Z-like pummeling Twilight is likely yo give ya?"
 * Deadpool: "Tch, I'm not worried! That only happened when she was souped up on Alicorn power, and it was only for that modernised verson of an old Gen-1 villain! Besides, as a Princess of Friendship, she should be ABOVE violence."
 * Gazelle: "Be careful what you say, Wilson. Like one of the greatest Brony analysts twice said, titles may bring expectations, but they don't bestow qualities. And Twilight can be SURPRISINGLY aggressive if you tamper with her passions greatly enough."
 * Deadpool: "Oh how bad could she possabily-"
 * Kowalski: Well you did end up getting Discord trapped in a kid's body. And if you watched Rick and Morty, you'd know that an adult going into a kid's body is not a good idea. Teen angst is one of the worse curses to plague the youth. You made Discord feel unready to prepare for a life when we're all eventually dead... At least as far as cartoon logic isn't concerned. That isn't exactly friendly. So she's bound to give you a no less merciful fate than Stiff-Lips.
 * Deadpool: "Well that depends, what typical MLP punishment was Stuiffy given?"
 * Shenzi: Well most of it he made worse. He called Discord an eternal menace to Equestria that doesn't deserve his parents' support and disrespected his parents for still supporting him after every single time he 'crossed the line'. He called 'em 'mistakes of parentage'. He kinda... Let's just say he's not in a pretty situation, hon. And you certainly won't be either.
 * Deadpool: "...... Is it not too late to say the scary Black Pony made me do it?"
 * Lougers: "WICKED HEART MALMITULATED YOU INTO MESSING WITH THE SCHOOL FURTHER?! FIGURES?!"
 * Icky: "But Twilight's still gonna kick yer ass, FOR BEING WICKED'S USEFUL IDIOT?!"

Final Reports/Secret Meeting/The 'Pool's No Fool! XP (For the Epilogue)
Macabre's Classroom A Quiet Part of Manehatten. Paradisa Later...
 * Macabre: Alright. After a RIDICULOUS load of hooey today, it's time for the final reports. Everycreature ready for their report about how you feel about a Draconequus' mentality and how to understand and accept it?
 * All Students: Yes!
 * Macabre: Alright. How about we start with Gallus?
 * Gallus gulped nerviously and readied his report.
 * Macabre: Go ahead, G, you got this.
 * Gallus:... (Takes deep breath and flies up to the class)... When I look at a Draconequus... I see... Angst and the harm of being a child. As an orphan with a family hardly around me... I never had a perfect family and meaning for how a child deals with pain... Until now. Discord, is in child angst because he realized because of me that we're all mortal. Soon, we're all going to die, including those who changed our lives. And because he's immortal, he'll never stop seeing mortality take it's toll. To lose someone like Fluttershy... Is something he never considered, and thought about it in the wrong kind of mind.... The emotion I will always see in a Draconequus... (Sobs softly)... Is the pain of being along and socially inept.... I see the pain of other orphans inside of him.... But now that I have a family of my own... I want to do what I can to ignore angst... Because that's my chaos emotion.... Thank you. (Sobs as he flew back to his seat)
 * Macabre: That was so heartfelt.... Now how about we try someone that we can hardly understand right now like Discord... Like Cozy Glow? (Cozy Glow was surprised)...
 * Cozy:...... I... Okay... (Flies up)...... Well, golly, where do I start?... When I look at a Draconequus, I see... I see someone that is a complete mystery.... Because this is why I enrolled.... I seem to have... Emotional conditions. I was diagnosed with a bipolar disorder. I don't even know if what I am doing is right or wrong. Just like Discord.... I am the pain... Of a disabled mind. One that goes from being helpful, acting somewhat intimidating, breaking myself down into tears, and thus unable to be completely changed after one life lesson. My mommy and daddy always told me a story that were told to fillies like me... About the legend of the mighty Vibe Idol and the Daemons. (Giving an story depiction on Macabre's magic chalkboard)... Vibe Idol was just like me, and was a pony of disabled angst and uncertain hope. But then came the day when she met... Daemons. (Large colored serpents appeared)... A kind of nature spirit that guides poor souls and cure hardship, said to be bred by the primordial Alicorn Goddess of emotion herself, Princess Consciencea, in order to help her sister, the head goddess Queen Philosophia, spread friendship to even the most stubborn or impaired of people. Vibe traveled the globe to find them, and found that she already fulfilled herself by seeing the good in other creatures and herself. She had since been a traveling healer. (The story ended)... Some even say my family are descended from her.... But I find myself tormented in a very subtle way that seems identical to a Draconequus.... That there's some kind of unspeakable secret inside of me.... So my chaotic emotion...... Is acedia. (Everyone was confused)... It means spiritual or mental apathy or stagnancy. I wonder late at night who I am. What I am supposed to be or do. Do I or do I not know about the magic of friendship? I enrolled into this school to find the answers...... And that's what I see in someone like Discord.... Thank you. (Everyone was mixed in views of her presentation)......
 * Macabre:......... That was... EXTREMELY deep. I... Guess we can give it up to Cozy Glow? (They applauded slowly)...
 * Gaster: "(Quietly to Ocellus) Am I the only one who noticed she didn't had the Elme Fudd voice through out that?"
 * Ocellus: "(Quietly) The best I can get that the voice is mainly a coping mechinisum to earn automatic sympathy as I assume she leads a troubled life if that story's an indication. So, basicly, she must've desided to speak normally to be understood better."
 * Quartz: Makes sense. Poor girl.
 * An old E.E.A. embessy building was seen nestled in the quiet part of Manehatten as a secret meeting was taken place, as several High Chancellers were seen.
 * A Firecesome looking High Chancellor was seen amongst the other high chancellors as he gained their attention.
 * Firecesome High Chancellor: "Order, order! The meeting of the High Chancellors, will come to order. I, High Chancellor Fearmonger, have brought the High Chancellors into the less trafficed part of Manehatten in our old embessy to disguss impourent matters, I- (A very fat pony was seen eating a ton of fast food, junk food, and very hearty Equestrian cruzene)...... DAMN IT, HIGH CHANCELLOR CELLUITIS, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT EATING IN THE MEETING ROOM?!"
 * High Chancellor Celluitis: "(Still eating), Aw come on, Fearmonger, ya know me! I just love to eat! (Gobbles up an entire hay pizza whole in a very gross typical fat guy mannor as the other High Chancellors look at disgusted awe, espeically a particularly clean looking High Chancellor). Ohhh, ohhhhhh. So good."
 * Fearmonger: "..... Ughhhhh. At least he is established first. This may as well be an excuse to get rolecall out of the way. High Chancellor Persnickety Cleaniness?"
 * The Clean-Looking High Chancellor: "(Looks away from Celluitis' eating disorder rampage) Oh oh oh! Ahem! Present, High Chancellor Fearmonger."
 * Fearmonger: "High Chancellor Insomnia."
 * A perticularly drowsy looking High Chancellor has difficulty keeping awake....
 * Fearmonger: "..... INSOMNIA?!"
 * The High Chancellor jolted up!
 * Insomnia: "THE ANSWER THE ALBATROSS?!"
 * Fearmonger: "..... Ugh, you really need some more sleep, Insomnia..... High Chancellor Seniority?"
 * A wheel-chaired aged pony was seen.
 * High Chancellor Seniority: "What? (Brings out a hearing horn) What's that? Speak up!"
 * Fearmonger: ".... Ugh, this is why he was very close to retirement... High Chancellor Concoction?"
 * A Sciencey looking High Chancellor was seen exspearimenting with formulas.
 * Concoction: "Present."
 * Fearmonger: "High Chancellor Musta'far?"
 * A saddle arabian horse was seen.
 * Musta'far: "Present and accounted for, my friend."
 * Fearmonger: "High Chancellor Warface?"
 * A stoic looking pegacus in traditional soldier armor was seen saluting!
 * Warface: "PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR, SIR?!"
 * Fearmonger: "You didn't needed to shout. High Chancellor Animality?"
 * A beautiful unicorn was seen feeding a speical looking Phenox.
 * Animality: "Oh, uh, present and accounted for, Fearmonger."
 * Fearmonger: "High Chancellor...... Ughhh.... South Dunce."
 * A stupid looking High Chancellor was seen with a pencel up his nose about to kiss a cactus until he realised that Fearmonger was speaking to him.
 * Dunce: "Ya said something Mongy?"
 * Fearmonger: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING ME THAT, YOU IDIOT?! Ugh!? Why did your choosing phenox picked him Animality, I'LL NEVER KNOW?!"
 * Animality: "Oh come now, Monger, your not still upset about Choosey not picking your son Neighsay, are you?"
 * Fearmonger: "AND THEN THERE'S THAT SONG AND DANCE AGAIN?!"
 * Animality: "Ugh. Look, Choosy saw something in your son that she didn't liked, along with your Perplexity protosay, and liked that O'Hardknocks guy abit better.... At least, back before he became an extreme embittered mess. She couldn't help knowing that see saw something in your son she didn't liked, why, as a matter of fact, him being way the E.E.A. fell apart speaks for itself."
 * Fearmonger: "..... Animality, don't forget that I earned this High Chancellor seat from my ansistery who established our Post-Fear Wars rules and guidelines that were and STILL are impourent for a stable Equestrian Socity!"
 * Animality: "You mean back when ponies had stayed isolated from the world?.... Well look how well that turned out.... Wounds from the Choas Wars and the Storm Clan festering into those wounds like maggots, has left the world and scarred and scared place. Princess Sparkle meant for that school for both our nation's benefit as much as it is to spread friendship into those troubled lands. And your family's creation of that mindset ended up being, counter-productive to those desires. I can't seriously blame the Celestial family for cohersing University for doing what he did, inconvinent as it was to all of us. The real problem, is that this group failed to give them a chance thanks to that mindset and that it would've been the time to let the past, be the past, and give what Sparkle offered a chance...."
 * Fearmonger: ".... You are missing the big picture here, you animal loving mare! My son Neighsay was only doing what made sense to him, what makes sense to us! And he was, punished, for only having an albeit gross over-reaction?! Now, I agree that it's abit much that the other nations would really want to weaponised things the school would teach, like party instructions or how to make a pretty dress, but though the children by no means pose a serious threat, it's the adults I don't personally trust! And though that spying stuff is still, largely debateable since those interacial students are too eccentric and attention grabbing to be compident spies, that school by no means is nessersarly save from the adults from taking advantage of it?! The repsentivies of the races, could have undesireable followers that would have less then noble goals involving the school. Neighsay may've, translated his concerns wrong, but they are legit concerns none-the-less. Sparkle may had well-intentions in trying to show friendship to the other nations, but let's not forget why the post-Fear Wars regulations existed.... Because other non-pony creatures, they either do not have our purity, or only have them in limited amounts! Either way, they are more prone to have racial sins then us ponies. Now, I won't pretend that ponies don't have our own skeletons in the closest, what we did to the Equestrian Gargoyles goes without saying. But other races, misproportionally did more seens then ponykind as ever managed to do. Griffins are dominated by greed. The recent dept controversy with Goldstone is a recent exsample of this. Dragons as a race are not consistent with their sepereated civilised and wild factions. The Hippogriffs were cowerds that failed to keep the Storm King at bay to begin with, never mind, their unglmarious past of once embracing aggression. The yaks have stupidify themselves as a rather improper way to show remorse for their conquester past, though it's obvious their violent tendingcies has not vanished with their intelligence. And the sins of the Changelings still burns in recent memory. The real problem is not what my son suggested as them all being a threat. That's a gross exaageration that costed us the E.E.A. The real fear, is that what we have to teach, will neither not be taken seriously at best, incuring the wrath of an individual that would never forgive ponies for any personal wrong-doing, or, would even end up being used by an undesireable to rise into power, and would only serve to make this broken world, even more broken. I don't nessersarly view Sparkle as a rogue princess as my son did.... I do see her, as a misguided dreamer, that needs to be waken up, and reeled in before that school would only serve as a red flag for a dishastor to come. My real concern, isn't focused on the races themselves. My concern, stems to that ponies might not be ready to heal the world, if ever. Sparkle herself, barely survived her rendered moot trip to the Hippogriffs. Healing to fix the world, is as risky as traversing in it. It would be better for Equestria to keep to itself, and leave the world to it's devices. And regretably, the best way to do that, is to disban that school. But try not to see it as revenge for the cowinidental fact it was way the E.E.A. crumbled. That would only make us look as petty as O'Hardknocks or any other unenlighened member..... View it, as us deminstraighting the E.E.A. absolute decidtion, that Equestria is not ready, nor will it ever be possable to be ready, for a challnage as monumental as healing a scarred world. Sparkle needs to be awaken from her misguided sweet dreams, or else, it will only become a nightmare for all of Equestria."
 * ???: "Or, just as much, Sparkle is simply NOT the right pony for the job."
 * The High Chancellors gasped as a red-cloaked silluette came forth.
 * ???: "The problem isn't that Equestria is unready to face a broken world.... It's that Sparkle is just not the right pony to do it! After all, she barely survived just traveling SOUTH of Equestria alone! There's no telling what traveling to an entirely unrekindised nation would be like."
 * Fearmonger: "..... (Ferrow his eyes) I take it, your Perplexity's little pet cospiractor for that stunt in Las Pegacious involving my son working with Sham Artists to make a For-Profit Friendship School? Well if so, MY SON WAS GREATLY HUMILIATED IN FRONT OF STARWRIL IN THAT EVENT!? On top of that, you high-jacked the E.E.A.'s hope to make a PROPER Friendship School for only ponies and prove that the E.E.A's words stand true about other creatures, along with the fact that you allowed him to be captured and sent to R.E.P.E.N.T., and with his report "Going Missing", which less be honest here, is likely DESTROYED in some compasity?! That Las Pegacious Stunt made the E.E.A. look that! That we would favor dishonest charlatins over a princess for as long as they follow some rules and that we will pardon extortion prices?! It also made Sparkle's school look good, as her inter-racial teachers' pets were able to capture my son and his ill-suited aide and exposed them in front of Starswril! You costed us the respect of one of the Pillers, and the one the others will most listen to?! So effectively, the Pillors will automaticly be against us now?!"
 * Warface: "No freaking kidding?! You had any idea how much dishonor is there to lose favor of a Piller?! ESP[EICALLY FOR ME, SINCE  THE  FLASH MAGNUS IS AMONG THEM AND IS A GREAT IDOL FOR ALL PEGASI?! GREATLY!? My former reputation as a historic Wonderbolt Drill Sargent IS AT STAKE HERE THANKS TO YOU!? I EVEN HAVE TO CANCEL MY PLANS TO COHERSE HIM INTO OUR FAVOR THANKS TO YOUR SORRY HALF-ASSED PLAN?! JUST WHAT IS YOUR MALFUNTION, LADY?!"
 * ???: "My most personal apology if you were hoping that O'Hardknocks was going to avoid capture. But in all fairness, Perplexity did say he was far from a relieable Chancellor anyway. He was getting drunk on the luxery that the E.E.A. offers and his primary reasons to avenge the E.E.A. was mainly for that! The fact that he was given the impression of Sparkle's incompidence was just second nature."
 * Concoction: "Ugh, figures. Alchourse that fool would more want to avenge the petty luxeries and not what was impourent. Imbacile. I can't believe that HE was suppose to replace University."
 * ???: "Try not to freat, my High Chancellors.... Perplexity talked me into wanting to, redeem that little stunt."
 * Fearmonger: ".... (Gets abit curious, but kept a stern face)..... Enlighten us." (The episode stops with a record scratch)
 * MSM: GODDAMMIT!!!!
 * Deadpool: YOU GODDAMNIT!!! I'M SICK OF YOU TWO FORESHADOWING SHIT! I mean I love Equestria, but it's so obvious that Cozy bitch is gonna play a big part in Neighsay's return in the finale! Please tell me you'll send me a video of that episode so I'll gladly see it, just to apologize for the fact that you'll make this dick-demon non-canon! I-
 * MSM: (He flashes the spoiler neuralyzer at him)... Dude, you seriously need to go.
 * Deadpool:... Let me guess, there's a large-breasted naked woman on Paradisa who runs a nudist colony and claims to be my biggest fan?
 * MSM: Wh--... Yeah?
 * Deadpool: F*** YOU, BUDDY! I AIN'T FALLIN' FOR THE SAME TRICK TWICE! Large-breasted naked fan lady, my ass! I'm smarter than you think!
 * WB Deadpool: I'm proud of you, Wade. (Deadpool storms out)
 * Scroopfan: "Oh, that's too bad..... Because she was a THREE-Breasted naked fan of yours."
 * Deadpool stopped to that.....
 * MSM: (Had a amusingly shocked expression)...
 * WB Deadpool: "...... Wilson, no! Remember what happened last time! (Deadpool charged out for it)!..... AW, DAMN IT?!"
 * YB Deadpool: Hey, who knows? Maybe they were actually serious!
 * WB Deadpool: Still, you'd think he'd learned his lesson, after the epilogue of our little visit.
 * MSM: PHAAAAH!!!! What a gullible perv.
 * Scroopfan: "It's all in the matter of how well you play with his adult fantasy, MSM."
 * X-OvrLuvr: But won't that motivate him to be nasty to us? I don't want that.
 * Scroopfan: Oh worry not. We made alot of due improvements since Deadpool's Debute Episode, I think you'll fine that we'll be abit more prepared. Besides, Deadpool, will be VERY busy with his little surprise in Paradisa anyway.
 * Deadpool arrived on a beach in Paradisa to see what looks like the girl he was looking for as a repeat of the incident happened.
 * WB Deadpool: Lo behold!
 * Deadpool: TOTAL RECALL FANFICTION REBOOT, HERE WE COME!!! (Laughs, and as he grabbed the censored breasts, we see reality as he was actually doing it to an overweight female cop) BUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBUBU- (Record scratch)... (He lets go).... Ya know, if you could lose some extra pounds, I'll gladly resume what I was doing.... Nothing personal, I'm just not into fat chicks.
 * WB Deadpool: Unless you count Big Bertha from back in the comics.
 * YB Deadpool: Yeah, but aside from her, no fat chicks!
 * Cop: PERVERT!!!! (Cops beat him up SMG4 cop style)
 * Deadpool: WHY THE F*** DO I NEVER LEARN?!?
 * (WB Deadpool): BECAUSE YOU KEEP TRYING TO SPOIL PLOTS!!!! SO MUCH FOR ACCUSING ANGELA FOR SPOILING THINGS FROM OUR SECOND MOVIE, HYPOCRITE!!!
 * Angela: (Speak of the devil, she's seen with the other Kill-Claimers a far distance from Deadpool) I'd ask what this is about, but I get the feeling I don't wanna know.
 * S'karon was seen recording with with a camera probe.
 * Angela: "Ya do know humiliating him won't change his trail status, right?"
 * S'karon: "I know, but this will still be funny to watch."
 * Phaedra: ".... That much, I won't deny."
 * Corrtee: ".... Soooo, should we, help him?"
 * Jormoonus: "Sorry babe, they're cops, not a good idea to mess with goverment groups. Besides, I, understand that Wilson's being punished for screwing around with the Misfits and others here."
 * Jyotsna: "Welp, may as well make the most of it. (Brings out some snacks) Snacks?"
 * Yamjira chuckled in predator noises as the group enjoyed the show.
 * Deadpool: You know, maybe I should quit this series and go with X-OvrLuvr. He'd NEVER punish me with something like this.
 * WB Deadpool: I don't know. HIS adventure series is relatively new.
 * YB Deadpool: Maybe he'll give us a role.
 * Deadpool: We can't take that chance! Next chance I get, we're going on strike! (Starts doing this dance)
 * Deadpool: I don't mean strike in the literal sense, but we're going on a strike! (Kicks something, which turns out to be MSM) Oh, uh, hey, MSM... I don't know how much of that you could hear.
 * Scroopfan: ".... Going on strike, huh? Then maybe you would like to talk with out, HR department?"
 * Human Reshorces were seen, as the doorly eerioely opens up as heinious monster sounds are head as a long claw-nailed reached out the door, beckoning someone to come......
 * Deadpool shat litteral bricks.....
 * Scroopfan: "..... So, what were you going on?"
 * Deadpool: "(Scaredfully) Nevermind?! I'll be good! (The hand goes back into human reshorces)...... I'll, just go back to the Marvel Universe now. (Runs off)."

Transcript
Theme Song (Teamheadkick- Deadpool Rap)

Chapter 1: Stiff-Lips Returns/Discord's Crazy Sentence
The Badlands Bar, the same one from Friendship School Masterful, Sometime during the events of A Matter of Principals After Orc Boss' piece, Deadpool Started to sing this song as he and the female Bounty Hunters started to kill off Stabface's remaining gang, as the false Gang Member got reveiled as a Chufhulu-Like Squid-Bug alien, to Stabface's shock as he gotten another stab in the face by deadpool which Started the fight. Outside Bar Kill-Claimer Base. Deadpool's ship. Present Day
 * Stabface was seen drowning his sorrows away in beer as his gang comferted him.
 * Troll Bartender: "Still feeling down about how yous was defeated in that Segrego mess?"
 * Stabface: "Whadda think, barkeep? I lost out on that great skuller once again! I'm a washout as a Skuller Crab hunter."
 * Troll Bartender: "Welp, guess it be time for a new career, I reckon."
 * Stabface: "I lost a good chunk of orcs in that fight. Even my LT Tack-Eye was lost. Grim-Nor would be embarrised of me."
 * Stabface's Gang Member 1: "He would probuly also kill you for failure."
 * Stabface: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for the reminder, Kreeko! Ugh.... At least I avoided an additional stab in the face this time."
 * ???: "BOO-YAH?! (Suddenly, the bar door was kicked so hard, it was sent flying as it slammed right into a Goblin exiler and comedically squished him!)...."
 * Goblin Exile: "..... Owch."
 * The Exiles look to see Deadpool, showing up with some stern female alien bounty hunters, one the same spieces as Jarcoona armed with a mini-Intensifer, another a female member of the Predator race, a Tangean female, a female Balcoran and a female of Gantu's spieces that seems particularly close to the Bacoran, and finally, a familer female Lombax in her armor.
 * Deadpool: ".... S'up, future deathcount numbers.... Name's Deadpool..... And these are my lady friends from a Bounty Hunter Guild I'm TOTALLY gonna end up joining, called The Kill-Claimers! Basically, Alien X-Force, motherf*****s. And this is pretty much my evaluation ceramony.... See, I'm after the bounty of a netourious alien rapist that is known to f*** up the prettiest of the pretty, and, if I'm correct, he's TOTALLY here to pretty much to try and rape Celestia's hot horse ass! I'm TOTALLY going to save Lord Shen the trouble of wasting his smug butthole!"
 * One of Stabface's Gang Members had a concerned face and started to sweat.....
 * The Same Orc Boss got up annoyed by this.
 * Orc Boss: "Oh is that right, huh? And what the freaking hell makes ya think that alien would be here among us?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, see, he's kinda a shapeshifter, and, he does this by eating the guy he takes the form off. And I thought symbiotes were bad, or according to some of the aliens I met, Klyntars, but bleh, potato pototo, I technically gave birth to Venom AND Carnage, so they should've been thanking me back when I was with the Villain League. I'm still calling those body-snatchers symbiotes."
 * Familier Lombax: "Hey, try not to joke about that, races were victimised by those creatures."
 * Deadpool: "Well, tecnecally, the corrupted ones anyway, Symbiotes are actselly benvolent and misunderstood well intentioners. It's just they end up picking the wrong guys for the job because they inherit their hosts' traits and personality, and according to the recent Death Battle where Carnage got his literal bloody ass handed to him by a girl I wouldn't want to date even if she wasn't a minor, they were meant to be weapons against the Celestials."
 * The Nervious Gang Member tries to quietly escape as he droned on.
 * Orc Boss: "Well, I think we'd all know if we have an alien like THAT in our midst, ya gold-nosers! So why don't you chase something else?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well, ya see.... The guy's worth half a galaxy of a fortune. (The Gang Member got even more nervous) And, the Guild.... They really wanna claim his ass."
 * Orc Boss: "WELL IF YOUR SO F*****G CONFIDENT ABOUT THAT, THEN PROVE IT?!"
 * Deadpool: "Buddy, that's what the Predator's for. Yamjiri, if you may?"
 * Yamjiri, the female predator, in her infrared vision, uses the mask to scan the area, and looks at the nervious gang Member's direction as the mask used a vision to look past the Gang Member's form as an extremely otherworldly alien.
 * Yamjiri growled and readied wreist blades!
 * Deadpool: "UP!? THERE IT IS! That's our boy! Now, if we will ladies?"
 * Stabface: "HOLD IT?! (He and his gang get up) I don't know what this is about, but your not hurting Samson without a fight?! I already lost alot of Grim-Nor's proud warriors as it is, I refuse to lose more?!"
 * Deadpool: "..... Buddy..... I don't think you understand, who the f*** I am....."
 * Orc Boss: "Oh, he may not, but I do well enough."
 * Music was heard.
 * Deadpool: "Oh, is that a musical cue?"
 * Stabface: "..... SAMSON?! WHAT, THE F***?!"
 * Exposed Alien: "STABFACE, PLEASE?! I ONLY DESIRED TO OBTAIN THE VIRGINITY OF A GOD SO I CAN FORFILL MY PEOPLE'S DREAM OF HAVING SEX WITH THE PUREST CREATURE OF THE UNIVERSE?!"
 * Lombax (Introduced in-song as Angela Cross): "Well thing is, asshole, a lot of princesses and high socity daughters ended up gotten raped by you! Care to explain that?!"
 * Exposed Alien: ".... I, was trying to find the perfect Princess. Then, I discovered about a god equine named Celestia, and, she was perfect! I must make her mine!"
 * Deadpool: "Sorry buddy, but, she already has her eye on an albino peacock with a degree of swords and how to f*** you up with them."
 * Exposed Alien: ".... OKAY, CAN SOMEONE NOT A CRAZY MADMAN EXPLAIN WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?!"
 * Angela: "He means that Celestia, belongs to someone else, Jiglalalbozaomakckop!"
 * Deadpool: "...... Can I just call him Jiggy?"
 * Jiggy: "YOU WILL NOT STOP ME?! CELESTIA WILL BE MINE?! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME-"
 * The Bounty Hunters and Deadpool shot up Jiggy into a bloodly pile of nothing!
 * Orc Boss: "...... UGH, MY BAR?! NOW THERE'S MORE DEAD BODIES THEN WE USUALLY GET IN HERE?! OKAY, YOU ASSHOLES GOT YOUR ALIEN, NOW GET THE F*** OUT?!"
 * Tangean (Introduced in-song as Phaedra): There's not exactly a reason to stick around anyway.
 * Deadpool: Unless you have a particular nutjob you want wiped off the face of Equestria.
 * Orc Boss: (They threw Deadpool and the 'alien X-Force' out comically) AND STAY OUT!!!!!
 * Deadpool: WELL THAT'S A FINE THANKS FOR DEALING WITH JIGGY!!! Also, it's weird we were able to handle Stabface's gang fine, yet the Orc Boss was the one who was able gave us shit and kick us out of his questably legal establishment in the middle of f*****g nowhere!
 * Jarcoona-Like Female (Introduced in-song as Jyotsna): Well, we did caused quite a scene, DP. Also, it's clear he had the help of some well armored and protected Giant Bodyguards. Even Yamjiri wasn't able to get a good shot on them.
 * Angela: Be grateful we didn't wind up like your sequel X-Force minus Domino-
 * Deadpool: WHOOOOOOA, SPOILER ALERT, BABE!!!!
 * Angela: Okay, look, let's get one thing straight... You can flirt with me and try to grab by butt as you might... But do NOT-
 * Deadpool: Hey, let's not quote that Casablanca-ripoff called Barb Wire and agree to take your word for it.
 * Angela: Well sorry. Since Max Apogee saved me from Emperor Tachyon, I've had to leave my home sector for some time. I've been looking for Ratchet and Clank for an extremely long time to try and see what they knew about this crap so I can go back to working for Megacorp.
 * Phaedra: Yeah and your mind is WAY too chaotic for me to read with my ghosting powers.
 * Deadpool: Come on, babe, you know you love ghosting inside me.
 * Phaedra: Correction, YOU like me ghosting in you. You may've saved me from that Tangean Grounder rapist, but you're more of a rapist than him.
 * (YB Deadpool): Oh, we just got owned.
 * Jyotsna: So, we're not exactly wanted here. We got our target, let's turn him in.
 * Balcaron female: "(Reveiled as Jormoonus) Well, at least.... (Brings up the surprisingly barely alive Jiggy as his limbs were destroyed from the shoot down).... What's left of him."
 * Gantu's Spieces Female: "(Reviled as Corrtee) Aw, don't worry. It's been said his people can regenerate."
 * Jyotsna: "Basicly like you Deadpool, but thankfully, not as overly quick."
 * Deadpool: "So, does this mean I'm a shoe-in for the Kill Claimers now?"
 * Jormoonus: "Well, in one hand, you did well in capturing Jig, but.... Ya pretty much did it in a way, not exactly unexpected of you. You, may still be on trail mode here. But, we promsie that this is a step in the right direction."
 * Deadpool: "..... Ehh, that's fair. At least I'm still on my way."
 * The group proceeded to leave, as Stabface looked at them out the window....
 * Stabface: "..... (Angerly) They, killed, my, remaining orcs?! I, will make them pay- (Suddenly got sniped in the head by Deadpool who quickly drumaticly posed firing that gun right into Stabface's wound, which finally ended him)...."
 * Angela: ".... Let me guess.... You figured that Stabface would threaten revenge for killing his gang and would've become a major threat?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, that, and I just realised he has his own many bounties from the Orclands in Equestria. May as well claim them too while I'm here."
 * Phaedra: ".... Admitingly, a good call."
 * The group resumed leaving.
 * A Leader Alien, a male of Grand Councilwoman's Spieces, was seen looking impressed with the captured Jig that has recovered most of his limbs at this point.
 * Leader: "..... Well, Wade Wilson, "Deadpool", Of Marvel Earth, you had proven yourself quite a fit for the Kill-Claimers. Granted, given your, unsurprising lack of Subtilty, your membership is still on a trail status, so, your not a member offictally yet, but I assure you, Jig's capture is a step of the correct direction for you. The Kill Claimers are a powerful Universe-Wide Bounty Hunter Group that processes the most exceptional of races from the cosmos! You have eased, some doubts from me about you. You have earned the near-blessings of I, the Deathcounter."
 * ???: "Tch. Beginners luck."
 * A scared up veteran bounty hunter member of Scroop's race showed up.
 * Bounty Hunter: "But yer still far from trust worthy in my eyes, former leage lapdog."
 * Deadpool: "Well hello to you two, NOT Scroop."
 * Bounty Hunter: "DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EMBARRISMENT TO MY SPIECES IN FRONT OF ME, HUMAN?! My people do not enjoy a good reputation thanks to him being with that demon cult?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well, tecnecally, that stuff about them being demon worshippers is just a High Council created lie to discourage un-allied villains from instintly palling up with them."
 * Bounty Hunter: "Alchourse you would know that, considering you were with them at some point."
 * Deadpool: "Aw gees, come on, S'karon, don't we all have questionable phases in our lives? We are Bounty Hunters, right?"
 * S'karon: ".... Now, I am not pretending that we're all saints here, but there are extremes even I have to question. Espeically if you used to be a gun for the likes of the Leage?!"
 * Deadpool: "Aw, come now buddy, are you just upset that you weren't invited to Jiggy's capture?"
 * S'karon: "I'm no stranger to missing out on captures of the galaxy cycle. It's more like that you of all people were given THAT honor to capture that embarrisment to his peaceful DNA-sharing people?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Calm yourself, S'karon. You can't deny that, crude as he is, he can be surprisingly effective. And besides, it's obvious that he lost interest for the Leage long ago. Now his interactions with them are limited to.... Shrude Pranks."
 * S'karon: "(Groans).... Understood, Deathcounter. But I still maintain my doubts. (Leaves)...."
 * Deadpool: ".... So, what do we do with Jiggy now? I'm pretty sure that as Bounty Hunters, we kinda have a mixed reputation with galactic governments?"
 * Deathcounter: "Oh, don't worry about that. I have a few insiders in the likes of the Galactic Federaton that'll be more then happy to make, a disclosed transaction with Jig for his bounty of nearly a fortune half of the Universes. They're good at, keeping closed doors about the details of a criminal's capture. Your checks will arrived in your ship inventory when the transaction is done."
 * Deadpool: "Sweet. In the meantime though, I'm off to claim that orc bounty for Stabface. Lates! (Leaves)....."
 * Angela: ".... He, looks like he's going to take ALOT to get used to."
 * The other group members but Yamjiri: "Understatement of the entire cosmos."
 * Deathcounter: "Oh most indeed. He really does exceed his reputation of being.... Quite an unusual one."
 * (WB Deadpool): "Well, we may still be on trial mode with the Kill Claimers, but at least we're a step in the right direction with them."
 * (YB Deadpool): "It just feels so nice to be around people that understand ya, ya know?"
 * (WB Deadpool): "In terms with being able to kick ass in ways as please anyway."
 * Computer voice: "Incoming message from "Pinkie Pie"."
 * Deadpool: "Ohhh, my forth wall breaking gal-pal!"
 * (Pinkie): Hey, DP, how's it going? I'm sorry to say that we can't hang out now because me and my friends have to go to another friendship mission. So, we'll reschedule later. Call you back soon, BYYYYYYYE! (The message ends)
 * Deadpool: Aw, crap in the toilet.
 * (WB Deadpool): Well that's disappointing.
 * Deadpool: Tell me about it. I always feel like she's never around. If only there was a way to spend more time with her.
 * Computer Voice: Incoming NEW message from "Pinkie Pie".
 * Deadpool: Another?
 * (Pinkie Pie): (Chuckles) Hey, DP, me again. Now, if you gotten my earlier message now, it's likely because message connecting in space is still abusmally new to Equestria, so, sorry if you got abit confused there. You're going to laugh, but... The mission was just Discord wanting to be included in our school activity. We almost got killed by crazy wyrms and, I did have some fun.... But, we MAY still have to reshedgule, because, Twilight may not be itching to go though more craziness after that. We may not see each other for a while. Sorry. But we'll see eachother again. Pinkie Promise. (Message ends)
 * Deadpool:......
 * (YB Deadpool): Well extra crap in the toilet.
 * (WB Deadpool): That's unfortunate. But a simple incident ruining another meeting wouldn't hurt in the long run-
 * Deadpool: Boys, I found a more serious reason to go to Equestria outsuide of collecting that Orc Bounty! After we claim the bounty, we're going to have the fun we needed for months! I'm not letting this little circumstance ruin our time with Pinkie. Nobody screws over Deadpool. NOT EVEN DISCORD!!! (The ship went into hyperspace)
 * The School of Friendship was seen.
 * Twilight and friends were seen over-seeing the students lining up for a roll-call.
 * As Twilight started the roll-call, Fluttershy quietly sighed.
 * Rarity: ".... (Quietly) Still sadden by Discord's parculiler absince?"
 * Fluttershy: ".... (Quietly) Yes. Apart from when he agreed to deal with O'Hardknocks' report, he seemed particually absint alot. He's not even in his dimention place, nevermind my place."
 * Rarity: "(Quietly) Well I'm sure it's likely cause he knows we want our space from him after his little stunts. We're no strangers to Discord being absint after a stunt from him."
 * Fluttershy: "(Quietly) Well, this time, this one feels... Longer then normal. He usually comes back some weeks after the fact. I should've already heard the sound of Death Coffin and Jerry being disgruntled by now. Something, very concerning is happening. And after this roll-call, we need to figure out what-"
 * Discord was heard screaming in panic!
 * Twilight: "(Heard that) WHAT THE-"
 * Discord quickly slammed the doors open that sent the Main 7 crashing into the students with a bowling pin scatter sound!
 * Gaster: "GOW, SETA DAMN IT?!"
 * Discord: "HE'S AFTER ME?! HE'S AFTER ME?! (Closes the door and starts crazily boarding it up magically and cartoonishly, and pushed various school items to block it off as additional barracade as the Factily and the Students look with confusion, as does the Main 7.) HE'S AFTER ME?!"
 * Gallus: ".... Aw great. What does this yuts want now?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Yo Discord, what's eating ya?"
 * A Pig Monster was seen eating bits and pieces of Discord.
 * Discord: ".... Oh, that's my fear and anxity taking the physical form of a Hog-Beast eating me up. (Slaps the beast as it explouds into confetti) BECAUSE I AM IN A REAL PANIC?!"
 * Shore: "And why's that?"
 * Sandbar: "Duh, Shore Sweetie, I know you didn't exactly saw what Discord did to us because you, Skyceria, Gaster and Quartz got to go on a call intergalactic fieldtrip with Professor Buzzord and the other facilty members, but, please don't ask."
 * Shore: "He looks legitamently concerned. It wouldn't hurt to show empathy to him."
 * Smolder/Gallus: "Famous last words."
 * Shore: "OH COME ON, HE WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS HE?!"
 * Yona: "Ya do realised that I almost died, right?"
 * Discord: "FYI, If it wasn't for Starlight, I would've just as much kept that Bugbear from turning you into a Yak Steak!"
 * Yona: "Still wasn't one of my best exspeariences of this school, along side when you had Iron Will as a subsitude teacher!"
 * Gallus: "Or that of that Jackass."
 * Pinkie: "Hey, be nice to Cranky, he was suppose to go on a sky crusie Iron Will was going to offer with Matilda until Discord made the BOTH of them be teachers!"
 * Smolder: "AND I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT DRAGON SNEESE TREE CRAP?!..... Even though Entropy did do something cool with those trees and taught us how to cure reactions."
 * Discord: "Oh at least be glad I didn't went with the alternate opition of having subsitude number three be a Parasite Oak or a bouquet of Poison and/or Killer Jokes! That would've been something even my brother Mayhem would think would be too much."
 * Smolder: "..... Fair point."
 * Yakhalla: "But in all seriousness, Discord, what has you so frighten that you would board-up and then crowd our doors with the various items of the school?"
 * Discord: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll........ Remember the afformention day I desided to mess around with the school for abit?"
 * Starlight: "(Deadpan) I remembered it as one of the worse exspeariences I went through since Sunny turned on me."
 * Discord: "OH, OH YOU JUST, (Suddenly in Elsa's dress) (In Elza's Voice) LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOO! (Back to normal) ALREADY?! I thought you were over it!"
 * Starlight: "Well, I was still hurt to have a terrorable exspearience with a world saving buddy! It was about as bad as when me and Trixie tried to do a Tour in Saddle Arabia! What's next, am I gonna have it bad with Thorax?"
 * Discord: "You tecnecally already did when you tried to plot getting Pharynx exiled."
 * Starlight: "...... Wiseass."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Mind Starlight, she's not as used to your crazy s***-tricks as we are."
 * Twilight: "AHEM! If we're done being side-tracked, care to elaberate what you mean by that event?"
 * Discord: "Well, just my luck, dispite my efferts to keep this VERY quiet, Stiff-Lips ended up hearing about that event now and is after me now!"
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Well gee, it's as if he was concerned about that- (Sternfully) YOU CAUSED SERIOUS TROUBLE?!"
 * Applejack: "Well I'm only surprsied he didn't learned about it sooner. I mean, ya'll did messed with the Map and had us attacked by worm beasts,"
 * Rarity: "While you drove the students and Starlight batty with your antics, and the afforemention ill-picked teachers in Iron Will, Cranky, AND A PLANT DESIGNED TO AGGITATE FIRE BREATHERS OF ALL THINGS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "And when you were told to scram, you desided to disrupt classes, and then to freed the Bugbear from Tartarus to chase after the students and almost got Yona into becoming Yak Burgers, even IF you weren't really gonna let that happened!"
 * Pinkie: "You even got alittle too mean to Starlight for acting like how Twilight would've handled you and now how she should've handled you and you became back again as a tecnecal ghost and haunted the school! AND RUINED TWILIGHT'S SCAVINGER HUNT?!"
 * Pony Student 1: "Actselly, that part wasn't actselly so bad. At least things going crazy didn't tried to kill us like the Bugbear would've, just, scared us."
 * Twilight: "WELL THERE IS STILL THE MATTER THAT YOU DID ALL THAT, JUST BECAUSE-"
 * Fluttershy: "AHEM!.... To be fair girls..... We didn't exactly had Discord felt like he was included in having this school. Remember that he also over-reacted to when I was starting to hang out with Treehugger and Spike and Big Mac made him feel unhappy with their guys night. We have to remember that he's still learning."
 * Starlight: "..... (Sighs).... Your right, Fluttershy. Perhaps that if we had Discord more to do with the School, that event wouldn't've happened."
 * Rainbow Dash: "To be fair, we didn't think he would've been interested. We figured the school would've ended up boring you anyway."
 * Discord: "Well it's the principal that you thought about me is what I would've liked, honestly. I just liked to be considered into factors."
 * Twilight: ".... And admitingly, we should've.... That being said, it's obvious that you need to deal with Stiff-Lips personally and take your due medicine, Discord."
 * Discord: "THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! He wants to do something worse then the mundane incrising of my sentence! He felt that what I did was too BAD for just THAT!!"
 * Barktrot: "And what in the world could potaintionally worse then seeing your community service being incrised abit?"
 * Discord: "With Stiff-Lips, IT COULD BE ANYTHING?! Me becoming a servent to him for 7000 years! Counting EVERY grain of sand, IN ALL BEACHES, DESERTS AND OCEAN BOTTOMS OF THE WORLD?! CLEANING UP THE CHOAS STABLES?! GIVING IRK A SPONGEBATH?! OR WORSE?!"
 * Ocellus: "(Gets scared for Discord) WHAT COULD BE WORSE THEN THAT?!"
 * Discord: "(Drumaticly emotionless) Giftshop Duty."

Macabre's Office Cutaway Another Cutaway... Yet Another Cutaway... Present Cutaway Ponyville The Lougers' Location. S.S. Chimichanga
 * Stiff-Lips: "...... I think these pictures speak for themselves."
 * Discord: "HOW DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES!?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "We're magical mixed-matched creatrues created by dimentional chaotic beings..... You REALLY want to asked an already answered question?"
 * Discord: "..... Look, Stiff, I promised you, I learned my lesson from it."
 * Stiff-Lips: "WELL PREPARE TO LEARN IT EVEN HARDER?! I sentenced you, on top of an extended community service sentence, TO BECOME A STUDENT OF THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, UNTIL YOU BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL CURRENT AND NEW STUDENTS?! (Everyone gasped)?!"
 * Discord: "WHAT?! THAT'S REDICULIOUS?! I'M ALREADY LEARNING FRIENDSHIP EVEN BEFORE THE SCHOOL WAS EVEN PITCHED AS AN IDEA FOR THE SHOW BY HASBRO?! MOI, GOING THERE!? THAT WOULD BE REDUNDENT?! Also, I am WAY too old, even with the Ageless policy in mine!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Then let's make you more... Thematicly Approbetate. (His Judge Hammer gets extremely big)......"
 * Discord: "..... Oh, poo- (Gets slammed by the giant Judge Hammer as a flashed occured!
 * After awhile, the flash subceeded, as everyone looks in shock to see that Discord was turned back into a young kid!
 * Kid Discord: "....... WHAT THE HELL?! YOU TURNED ME BACK INTO A KID?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "So going to school won't be so awkword for you, YOUNG Prince Discord! (Laughs kinda wickedly!)"
 * Kid Discord: "Tch, you freaking Dinkus. I'll just turn myself back to my proper age. (Snaps his fingers and nothing happens)....... (Starts snapping in a panic)."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Being Coy) Oops. Did I forget to mention that your powers have been suspended for as long as you are in the form of a child? OOPSIE DAISY?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Kid Discord started to cry, which got to the Interracial Students, even the tough as nails Gallus and Smolder, as the Factilty and Main 7 looked in shock.
 * Stiff-Lips: "And court, is, le-journ. (Bangs the Judge Hammer as he and Irk vanished, along with the court, as now, Discord is left as a kid, who's still crying.)"
 * Kid Discord: "THIS IS THE WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE SINCE BECOMING A BIRD'S BATHROOM THOUNDSONS OF YEARS AGO?! (CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY?!)"
 * The Inter-Racial students look at eachother in shame.....
 * Rarity: "..... You don't suppose it's possable to fix this?"
 * Entropy: "Sorry, it'll be protected from non-Draconequui magic, and as a Draconequuus myself, legally, I'm not allowed to remove that spell under threat of prosicution. He's litterally STUCK like this until he can turn all of the student body into his friends. And under the circumstances of what he did, that's, a tall order for him to fill."
 * Kid Discord: I HATE STIFF-LIPS!!!! WHY CAN'T MOMMY AND DADDY FIRE HIM ALREADY?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE A BULLY LIKE HIM IS STILL AROUND!!! (Got a red face)... I WANNA BE OLD AGAIN, DAAAAHHH!!! (He did this)
 * Macabre: Great, now he's having a tantrum. (Tries to pick him up until he bit him) OW!!! SCREW YOU, YOU LITTLE RAINBOW UNICORN TURD!!!! (Kid Discord throws multiple things at the school including through the window of the Markless Six)
 * Moonbow: Son of a BITCH!
 * Giggle: What was that? (Kid Discord came up to them) Aww, what a cute little Draconequus that looks like Discord for some reason. Let's get you home- (Kid Discord stubbed her in the eye) GYAH!!!!
 * Macabre: (Kid Discord was placed in a magic containment field) I never thought I'd say this to Prince Discord, but you've just earned a time out.
 * Kid Discord: LIKE HELL I HAVE, I'M A GROWN DRACONEQUUS!!!!
 * Macabre: You're not acting like it, and you are staying in this field until you can BEHAVE like one! (Leaves)
 * Kid Discord: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE, CHAOS DAMMIT!!!! CHAOS DAMMIT, I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! I AM THE PRINCE AND I DEMAND YOU GET BACK IN HERE AND HELP ME!!!! (Did this)
 * Rainbow Dash: Celestia's Mane, is this how young Draconequui behave?
 * Macabre: You should see how we Draconequui go through puberty. Discord's was a nightmare to his parents.
 * Something like this happened.
 * Pre-Pubescent Discord: WHADDAYA MEAN HAIR GROWS FASTER THAN YOU EXPECT?!?
 * Queen Pranks: Dissy, we never said growing a beard was a bad thing, your dad looks amazing with one, and you will too.
 * Pre-Pubescent Discord: Oh, let's see! (Snaps and the entire castle burst in white hair)
 * Pubescent Discord: A GIRL LOOKED AT ME AND MY WEENER GREW AS BIG AS A TREE!!!!! (Cries chaotic magic) WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!? (The parents cry in panic)
 * Discord: (Discord became a horned chimera-dragon beast) WHAT AM I EVEN?!? I'M CRAZY-LOOKING!!!!! PUBES DON'T JUST GROW ON YOUR CROTCH?!?
 * King Wacky: DRACONEQUUS PUBES ARE MORE LIKE, TEMPORARY POX THAT MAGICALLY METAMORPHOSE YOU!! IT TURNS YOU INTO AN ADULT!!
 * Discord: I CAN'T GO OUT TO MY PEOPLE LOOKING LIKE THIS!!!!!
 * Queen Pranks: We all go through it!! It's nice.
 * Topsy: (Comes in with Turvy) WHOA, DISCORD'S BEING A PUBE MONSTER!!! GOOD ON HIM-
 * Discord: GRAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! (Turns into a similar form to Discord.pmv as he wreaks chaotic havoc until later deteriorating into his present form)...... Ugh, that felt good! OH MY GOSH, MY VOICE IS SO... REFINED!!! I COULD MAKE A GOOD ACTOR!!!... You know growing up isn't that bad. WOOOO, I'M A BIG BOY!!! (Flies off as his parents were standing in shock at how much he warped Draconequua)...
 * Rainbow Dash: Celestia Christ!!
 * Entropy: Damn straight! Trust me, not a fun exspearience for everyone, not even us.
 * Pinkie: "We need to do something about this. Stiff-Lips gave a very unfair punishment!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "AND THE DINKUS USED US AS A BASIS FOR IT?!"
 * Twilight: "Girls, I already know what to do. We will have to go to Draconequua, go to King Wacky and Queen Pranks and ask them to make Stiff-Lips to retread the punishment back to just an extended community service sentence..... And to keep our school from being used as a grounds for punishment on future fiascos!"
 * Fluttershy: "We need to put Stiff-Lips back into his place and get him to treat Discord better then that!"
 * Applejack: "Agreed. So let's get to Ol' Salty and have him take us to Draconequua!"
 * Rarity: "Here-here!"
 * Starlight: "So, what're we waiting for? Let's get go-"
 * Twilight: "Actselly, Starlight. I need you and Spike to stay and watchover the school with the other factilty members. Not only do you need to keep the school running and watch over Buzzord's ambitious attempts for a Friendship Problem Simulation Machine, but to keep an eye on Discord in his state. Even without his magic at full force, a child Draconequus can be VERY unpredictable. And your pretty much someone who can reason with Discord when he gets too much."
 * Starlight: "Me? But, what if you end up dealing with Stiff-Lips for along time? That guy looks like he's VERY firm about what he's doing!"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, don't worry, JUST LET ME HAVE FIVE MINUTES WITH HIM AND I'LL FORCE REMROSE OUT OF HIS-"
 * Twilight: "AHEM!.... That being said, don't worry about this taking longer then, I suspect a few days, because we ARE likely to take this to Draconequus court after all. And from that fake-out friendship mission alone, you were perfectly capable to take care of the school in our absince. Besides, this time, you'll have the other teachers to help out, and Entropy is a choas exbert. He'll help out the best with any trouble from Discord, even at his predicterment. Also, it is an inadveringly oppertune time to give Discord a chance to make some due amends with the students."
 * Starlight: "I don't know. The students, might be understandingly cautious around Discord, even at his most vulerable."
 * Macabre: Well they'll have to take it from me. I've been amongst Draconequui since the beginning. I know their biology, culture, and mentality. Soooo... I'm gonna have to arrange a united class to teach Draconequus culture immediately so Kid Discord can be easier to be around. Especially the mentality of younger ones. Trust me when I say, Draconequus children are worse than the most snot-nosed of infantile annoyances. Their childish mentality makes their magic crazy, and like I said, Draconequus puberty is extremely chaotic.
 * Gallus: EVERYTHING ABOUT A DRACONEQUUS IS CHAOTIC!!!!!
 * Macabre: Everycreature knows, Gallus, you don't have to yell. But you need to know what to expect from it. You want to help Discord, then you'll need to learn how to work with him.
 * Yona: Well it's obviously not going to be a cakewalk.
 * Macabre: It's not. And one more thing. Stiff-Lips is not a very persuadable individual. He's... Kind of a jerk.
 * Gallus: UUGH, NO DUH!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: NO S***, SHADOW SPADE!!!!
 * Yona: NO KIDDING, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!
 * Macabre: I WASN'T FINISHED!!! He's kind of a jerk, WHEN IT COMES TO DISCORD!!! Stiff-Lips has never been nice to him. He considers him a, and thy quote, 'diabolical low-pecking-order monstrosity just like his brother that drives anyone to the brink of insanity'. He considers him lower than ground whale poop.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Snickers)
 * Fluttershy: That's awful.
 * Macabre: Yeah. And as a Draconequus, he has grown to take pleasure in punishing Discord whenever he got out of line. Why, he's probably laughing at his misfortune even as we speak.
 * Stiff-Lips: (Watching Kid Discord acting like a superpowered baby in the field laughing unbelievably hard) OH, LORD CHAOS, HOW I'VE MISSED THIS!!!!!!
 * Irk: Indeed. I told you it was better than extended community service.
 * Stiff-Lips: (Kid Discord did something else that got him laughing hard enough to vomit his guts) GAAH, MY GUTS!!!! (Laughs and literally fell to pieces laughing) THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IN EONS!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: What a rainbow turd.
 * Macabre: So it's much more sensible to talk to his parents. They'll handle him better than you can.
 * Twilight: Agreed. Well everypony, let's head out to Salty's. (They teleport away)
 * Sandbar:... They could've just teleported TO Draconequua.
 * Yona: Yeah, but I guess they felt like they owe this Salty person a visit for the times they did picked the obvious route.
 * Starlight: ".... I can't help but feel like this is gonna end up being the set-up of repeated events but made worse...."
 * Skyceria: "Hey, unrelated event, whatever did happened to that loss of gravity pony in the rediculious costume?"
 * Starlight: "Oh, the Lougers are still working to get that student back down."
 * Mascot: "(Cry muffles) PLEASE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE?!"
 * Crane: "Try to relax, uh, sir, or madam, it's just a matter of restoring your gravity!"
 * Mascot: "(Muffled) I WANT MY MOMMY?!"
 * Icky: "Jesus christ buddy, your crying like a little kid?!"
 * Mascot: "(Muffled) I'M 9 YEARS OLD?!"
 * Icky: "..... In, human years or pony years?"
 * Trixie: (Sighs and face-hooves) WE'RE SENTIENT HORSES, WE HAVE THE SAME AGE RATE AND YEARS!!!!
 * Icky: Well, I figured since your holiday episodes don't air on actual holidays-
 * Trixie: OH FOR PARADOXXUS' SAKE, NOT EVERY SINGLE WORLD IN THE UUNIVERSES ARE IN THE SAME SEASONAL SPOT AT THE SAME TIME!!! IT'S ACTUALLY CHRISTMAS TIME IN SUMMER!!!! SOMETIMES WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS OR HEARTH'S WARMING IN JULY, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE HALLMARKS CHANNEL?!
 * Icky:... Ohhh.
 * Trixie: Yeah, ohhh! Have fun feeling stupid for the penupteenth time in a ro- (A familiar starcruiser came into Equestrian space playing Mama Said Knock You Out loud enough to be heard from the van.
 * Mr. Dodo: Another ship just approached the karman line.
 * Iago: We know that, Dodo, WE CAN HEAR THE MUSIC!!!!!
 * Icky: ".... Also, based on that bad attatude, it sounds like someone's still crabby about not being able to go to Saddle Arabia successfully."
 * Trixie: "Don't, remind me! I still would've loved to done that show AND with Starlight if we had a convinent alternate means of travel then by caravan!"
 * Mascot: CAN YOU STOP TALKING AND HELP ME?!
 * (WB Deadpool): Was it really fair to tell Discord's homeland about his stunt?
 * Deadpool: Hey, it's about time DP got to join an Equestrian episode. It's all in the name. Took a paycut to make it a cheesy but dope pun.
 * (YB Deadpool): 'Deadskool' DOES seem dope...
 * (WB Deadpol): "(Words say this)
 * Deadpool: Oh, I love that guy. Now let's make a classic Deadpool entrance.
 * (WB Deadpool): "Which is pretty much you crashing the ship into something?"
 * Deadpool: "Bingo!"

Chapter 2: Deadpool Drops By/A Draconequun Education/The Friendship Simulation
Schoolyard. Macabre's Office Meanwhile... Salty's Ship Spiracle's Classroom, The Next Morning... Cafateria. Later... Starlight's Office Deadpool's location.
 * Starlight and the Factilty were seen arriving from somewhere.
 * Starlight: "I can't thank you guys enough for helping me collect some Draconequus children toys to quell Discord with from that convinent new Draconequus toystore."
 * Spoonful: "But alchourse, Miss Starlight. We all take Entropy's words very seriously on how burdensome Draconequui children can be without stimuli."
 * Barktrot: "That, and it's also so Discord would be kept from being distruptive, even with his powers severely limited. This being said, I have to admit that cause of these powers being limited, we have no worry of choatic situations caused by magic."
 * Entropy: "Well, don't get to used to that. Sometimes if Draconequui children throw a bad enough tandrum, they can get a brief power surge, even in weaken states, that only lasts until they are calmed down."
 * Igmar: "Then all the more reason to give Discord these toys."
 * Yakhalla: "(Looks at the sky) That's odd. There's a comet in the sky in the day. (The firy object was getting closer)..... OH DEAR YAKHALLA THE PLAIN OF EXISTENCE, IT'S HEADED RIGHT TORWORDS US?! (Teleports the group out of the way as Deadpool's ship CRASHED right into the school doors with stock crash sound effects!)"
 * Buzzord: "..... EXCELSIOR!! WE HAVE ALIEN VISITORS?!"
 * Electross: "Oh what am I all this time, chopped liver? Also, we are frequinted by the lougers and some of their friends and/or enemies, I don't think this is AS exciting anymore!"
 * Buzzord: "Well keep in mind that Kludgetown is mostly an isolated community. We are not as aware of this occurence! Well, apart that we recycle their discarded tec, I mean."
 * Spoonful: "Sad but true."
 * Spike: "Uh oh. I reckindised that ship. That's-"
 * Yakhalla: "...... The, devils of Yakhelheim, was THAT?!"
 * Spike: "His intro. It gets triggered when he gets introdused."
 * ???: "Well totally saves me the trouble of introdusing myself! (Deadpool came out of the ship) Anyway, I am SO GLAD to see this school for the first time myself!"
 * Starlight: ".... You also, CRASHED, into it."
 * Deadpool: "Oh don't worry, that's typical of me, I crash into alot of things when I'm in ships. I'm, not perticularly good at landings."
 * Barktrot: "(Deadpan) As blantently made clear."
 * Deadpool: "So, what's new in Equestria Daily?"
 * Buzzord: "Well, my dear extraterrestrial traveler, you seem to have showed up in a rather eventful time, see, let's just say that Discord suffered a raher extreme punishment recently thanks to an extremely punishing burocrate and his creepy brother, and now he's been redused to being in his youth again. He's also redused in power, so, don't bother asking why he can't reverse this himself, and Entropy insisted that he's legally-bound by Draconequui Law to not help and that the rest of us may have difficulty trying to reverse it. He'll be like this till he becomes friends with, pretty much the entire student body."
 * Spoonful: "Which is not exactly an easy feat, because Discord is currently rather infamous with the students, and his tempermental state of pre-pubsenence isn't easeing him into their favor exactly."
 * Deadpool: "Tch, wow, sucks to be him, am I right? So, I guess this means Pinkie and friends are going to confront that Stiffy asswipe?"
 * Starlight: "Pretty much, cause, it may be understandable that Stiff-Lips is trying to prevent a resurgence of Draconequui hate, but he does it in ways that doesn't exactly help since it's clear he doesn't think highly of Discord anyway, Discord's past sins aside! Hopefully, Discord's Parents will set that creep straight."
 * Deadpool: "So in otherwords, Pinkie Pie time is on Hiatus then?"
 * Spike: "Sorry bro, this is Equestria. Sometimes we can get busy here, almost rather quickly. So, is it possable to get that ship of yours out of the doorway and-"
 * Deadpool: "Let me guess, leave? Well, thing is, I actselly have a pretty blankslate of a shedgule today, (Brings out a chart from nowhere that's litterally empty), See, I'm still on trail-mode for membership of the Kill Claimers, the most badass group of Bounty Hunters in the Alien side of the Universes, and doing any independent bounties is on abit of the slow side, and now with Pinkie being busy in mind, well, since I'm here, I may as well check out this school-"
 * Starlight: "Bub bub bub bub bub bub bub! This may more or less be my first time interacting with you seriously, but Twilight tells me ALOT of what your capable of! No offence, but someone who's name is "Deadpool" and has nicknames like "The Merc with the Mouth", may not be a good enfluence to a Friendship School."
 * Deadpool: "Tch, your lucky I expected that reaction."
 * Yakhalla: "Well, nothing personal, Deadpool, but you have quite an infamy here. You may have done a fair share of good things, but you also did bad things in an unfortunate equil amount."
 * Koningin: "There is also the fact that you used to be with the Leagers. And that you only left because you gotten bored with them like they were a dying fad."
 * Deadpool: "Well, if I had a dollar for everytime people bring up the leage, I would semi-retire from being a merc and live in luxery."
 * Barktrot: "There's also the matter that you're extremely unstable thanks to being subugated to a questionable human exspeariment. Even when you aline to the side of either one side or the other, BOTH end up being damaged and/or EXTREMELY annoyed of you."
 * Deadpool: "Gees, ya keep saying that like I wouldn't be very good to the kids or something."
 * Spike: "Well, DUH! You can actselly be worse then Discord on how chaotic you are! I mean, because at least Discord's mostly harmless by virtue of being from a kid-friendly show, but, you? Your pretty much the VERY ADULT side of Marvel! It's kinda why you almost never got to be in their kid cartoons!"
 * Deadpool: "But I did appear in one of the newer Spider-Man cartoons!"
 * WB Deadpool: "Albeit you had to be EXTREMELY toned down to be age approbeate."
 * YB Deadpool: "AND NO CUSSING?! Man that was a PAIN to go through?!"
 * Buzzord: "BY THE GLORIES, WHERE DID THOSE BOXES CAME FROM?!"
 * Deadpool: WAIWAITWAIT, whoa... You can actually see the text boxes?
 * Buzzord: "Well how can I not?! They're RIGHT THERE?! (Points to the Boxes location!)"
 * Deadpool: "..... Hold on, let me check. (Places in a random door and opens it to a machine with a title called "Cartoon Logic Machine")..... Okay, here's the problem, cartoon logic is on maximum setting, where everyone can be able to see things they're not suppose to. Let's fix that. (Tones down the Cartoon Logic machine to an even 50)."
 * Buzzord: "What the-.... Where did the boxes go?"
 * Deadpool: "I made it that only folks that were actselly meant to see the forth wall can see them. (Gets the door off and gets rid of it) So, on with the episode."
 * (WB Deadpool): Who left it that way?
 * Starlight: "Look, Deadpool, if your looking to get involved, we prefer it if you don't. Having to tend to Discord being back to being a kid is hard enough, dealing with you is probulity the last thing this school needs, espeically when Twilight and the girls is going to Draconequua and the Lougers are busy helping that mascot pony. (Teleports the ship out of the doors as they were restored) Now, please go somewhere else, like, a crime infested world for you to rampage the criminal populus to get your stimuli from, we're busy. (Starlight and the factilty enter the school)...."
 * Deadpool: ".... (To the audience quietly) You guys already know where this is gonna go. Wink wink."
 * Macabre: (Approached Kid Discord) Discord, are you ready to behave?
 * Kid Discord: How can I possibly behave, when I'M A CHILD?!? Is it seriously worth following the law just to return me back to normal? There's no reason to. Stiff-Lips has always been a jerk to me.
 * Macabre: Be that as it may, breaking a law is never a good option.
 * Kid Discord: Tell that to Mulan. She broke a law against female soldiers just to save her father.
 * Macabre: This is different. Draconequui are a near-omnipotent race. I prefer not to be on their bad side.
 * Kid Discord: Well you can't expect me to make friends with every single one of these little whelps! They hate me!
 * Macabre: They don't hate you, Discord. They just don't understand you. It's not easy for people to understand our race.
 * Kid Discord: Oh, please, I'm not expecting you to understand, it's not like you're a real Draconequus. You weren't even born as one.
 * Macabre: But I have been a Draconequus longer than I was a pony, even if it was no thanks to relijustus nuts. This is technically my identity. We can't change who we are because it's what we were born to be. You can't live without being chaotic, and we all know how worse you were as your Accord opposite. We just need to have them see how we Draconequui function.
 * Kid Discord: Yeah, good luck with that.
 * Macabre: Discord, can you at least humor Stiff-Lips and give this a chance? Humoring people is what we live for. We're proof that chaos can be used for good.
 * Kid Discord: Humor the bastard that was a vindictive assclown to me all my life? That's like asking Batman to make friends with the guy that killed his parents. Do yourself a favor and stop being more foolish than our kind's standards.
 * Macabre: Discord, Fluttershy and her friends are going to talk to your parents about fixing this.
 * Kid Discord: PBBBBBBBBBBBTTTT, that's a laugh. When it comes to punishments, Mom and Dad wouldn't pose THAT great a hindrance to Stiff-Lips. His half-brother is a parody of a parody that enjoys the misery of others.
 * Macabre: Look, I'm about to tutor the entire school about our race in a semester's worth in an entire day just to help you. It wouldn't hurt to show a little appreciation.
 * Kid Discord: Pheh, that's the best you've got? Teaching mortals about an unpredictable race like us is like trying to teach an unsentient animal how to BE sentient.
 * Macabre: Well, I don't see a better plan.
 * Kid Discord: Uh, change, me, BACK?!
 * Macabre: I said a BETTER plan, not one garrentied to worsen things! I am NOT breaking Draconequui Law. Doing so will make me a target to Stiff and his brother as well!
 * Kid Discord: Then what use are you to me?
 * Macabre:... You know, this kind of attitude is why you're in this mess. I can easily see why Stiff-Lips even hates you. (Kid Discord was shocked as he left)...
 * Kid Discord sighed sadly.
 * The Inter-Racial Students were seen to have over-heard the conversation and came in after Entropy was gone.
 * Gallus: ".... He's not wrong ya know. The other kids, "Hating" you, is abit of a streach to say.... It was more like, ya gave us one heck of an exspearience that we don't know WHAT to think."
 * Kid Discord: "Oh it's not like you guys are any better. Your likely as upset with me as they are."
 * Yona: "Actselly.... Apart from Iron Will and the Bugbear for me personally, we have started to see you in, a slightly better light."
 * Gaster: "Look, if it helps, even from someone that didn't get to see that craziness you did when I was away on a space fieldtrip, I feel for ya man. Asshats like that Lips dude are why I freaking hate athority figures."
 * Smolder: "Yeah. That douche sucked balls. And I thought the elders of the Dragon Committie Council were strict d***s."
 * Ocellus: "If it makes you feel better, we know you meant no malicious intent.... The worse you did was taking it too far. You just didn't like to be left out. Nobody likes that."
 * Kid Discord: "Well, look at what me not wanting being left out got me. Now I'm back to my younger days, and I'm CERTAINLY getting involved in the school alright, but not in MY WAY!"
 * Sandbar: "Well, try to see that as a good thing. You at least got to be in the school much more after all."
 * Kid Discord: "But not like this! You have any idea how disadvantageous being a child is? Not being able to stay up late, having to do homework, having to take adults words always to heart, never being allowed to watch awesome violent shows, measles, chicken pox, lice, pedophiles, being made to eat vegetables, duh, being vegatarian, carnavore, or Changeling aside, never allowed to eat sweets all you want, parents being stingy f***s when you want to get something cool but pricey... HAVING TO BATHE?!"
 * Skyceria: ".... Well, adults don't have it any better. They have to work, do taxes, worry about politics, live in anxity with depressing events, cancer, leaving their mark on the world in a fanastic way, always seeing their dreams come true, getting good insurence, erm, well, based on what the Lougers say anyway, taking CARE of kids, and worry about.... Their mortality rate. And that's not even going into detail of many other troubles adults face."
 * Kid Discord: "Well that's it, because I'm immortal, I usually don't even WORRY about the majority of things mortal adults worry about! If not virtually, I don't have to worry about a single bit!"
 * Gallus: Tell yourself that all you want, but immortals have problems too. When you live forever, you tend to go through multi-life crises. Soon enough everyone you care about now, INCLUDING Fluttershy, will be dead. You'll start life all over endlessly. (As Kid Discord slowly started feeling bad) Also, and I'm sure you're likely to know about this already at some point, but immortals are also APPARENTLY prone to illnesses which kinda defeats the purpose of being immortal. The fact that gods aren't healthily or existentially allowed to care about mortals is pretty damn unfair. If anything, in that young body, poor Discord's young preteen angst would make him unable to fulfill his sentence and make him worse, because that young mind does what all other young minds do: Shove bad thoughts and cruelties in the back and put a wall around them. (Everyone stared at him)...... What?
 * Shore: DID THOSE WORDS SERIOUSLY COME OUT OF YOUR BEAK?!?
 * Kid Discord: "YEAH, I'M WITH THE AQUAPHILE'S F***-BUDDY!!! Now, as a kid, I HAVE A LOT MORE TO WORRY ABOUT!! I have no way in Tartarus to win over the entire student body!"
 * Shore: "Well if it helps, we can help with that."
 * Kid Discord: "..... Am I being punked?"
 * Gallus: "Against my better judgement, Discord, we're being serious. We'll help you breeze through this mess of a sentence and get friends. I mean, this is a friendship school, and it's all about making friends, so, why not live up to the name?"
 * Kid Discord: ".... Ya know, I think the Bronies were right about you guys basicly being an expie Main 6. Very few others were willing to give me a chance."
 * Quartz: "Well, like Gallus said, this is suppose to be a friendship school...."
 * Gaster: "Well that, and we kinda owe ya this for failing to get ya into Professor Buzzord's dimention jumping outhouse."
 * Kid Discord: "Aw don't worry, knowing what a nutty professor he is, it probuly doesn't work properly anyway."
 * Gallus: So let's forget my very... Regrettable... Comment never happened huh? Not like it'd change anything. Discord wouldn't go through crazy young angst if he was stuck in a kid's body. He's too Discord for that. Let's go. (They left as Kid Discord only looked concerned)
 * Kid Discord:...... Immortals...... Can have it bad too?...... (Looks at a picture of him and Fluttershy)...... All that time I was her friend... I hadn't considered that....
 * Buzzord was seen working on a latest contraption as Starlight showed up.
 * Starlight: "Hey Professor Buzzord, what ya working on?.... And, your sure it won't blow up in your face again, like alot of your other inventions?"
 * Buzzord: "Oh be assured, Miss Star, that this time I am working with new tec... Well, compaired to the thrown out tec I am used to in Klugetown, I mean. This time, I am working with well preserved tec! Electross was ever so generious enough to supply reminants of a Cragmite VR training simulator dome and allow me to tweek it to turn into my latest masterpiece for the school: A Friendship Problem Simulator Machine! What better way to learn how to deal with friendship problems, without having to wait for real ones or CAUSING one to slove, then to learn in a simulation?"
 * Starlight: "That's... Actually a very great idea! But, did Twilight approved of this?"
 * Buzzord: "Oh more then approved it! She was gonna reveil it in a speech after rolecall, then the Discord Mess happened. But alchourse, I went around and had students informed of my latest creation anyway, so, no real loss."
 * Starlight: "Well, sure, it may be less likely to quickly blow up like trying to revitalsied disgarded alien trash, but, it is still an old piece of alien tec. In the wrong conditions, it would become dangerious in it's own way."
 * Buzzord: "That is why I am giving this device it's due tune-up and adjustments before use. It was from Electross' race after all, and I understand that Cragmites don't play around. I'm making it that the dome only offers simulations of friendship problems, and tone it down of it's intended purpose. I'm also connecting it to the Lougers' digital rogues' gallery, so the simulation machine can also be used as an emergency trainer against any of the Lougers' rogues gallery in case they would show up."
 * Starlight: "And, that's not a BAD idea persay, but, your sure it's a safe idea to do so? The Lougers tend to be VERY stern about using their digital libary for any means, even good ones. Also, what if there was a glitch that causes the dome to preparely summon these baddies and the Students were FAR from ready."
 * Buzzord: "Oh don't worry, Miss Starlight, that's why I placed in two simple modes: Passive Mode and Aggressive Mode. Passive Mode Holds the friendship problems, while aggressive mode holds the Lougers' rogues gallery. This way, only certain students will get certain modes."
 * Starlight: "Wow, that's, surprisingly considerate."
 * Buzzord: "Thank you, but it was Igmar's idea. I just happened to like it. It's him you should thank."
 * Starlight: "Well, thanks all the same for listening to him."
 * Buzzord: "Oh by all means, Miss Glimmer, it's not that I don't listen to my butler and Kurtle, I just listen to my ambition a bit more!"
 * Starlight: "(Quietly) Which inadvertingly makes you not listen to Igmar espeically, nor anyone with an eye to see risks."
 * Buzzord: "But don't get me wrong, this school does inspire me to take BOTH into consideration every now and again. So, when is Entropy starting his Draconequui deminstraightion?"
 * Starlight: Tomorrow morning. A full day is required to deal with this debacle. I just hope Discord's okay.
 * ???: WASSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! (Deadpool appeared)
 * Starlight: DEADPOOL!!
 * Buzzord: A RED NINJA GUY!!.... Oh wait, I just remembered that he was the alien from before!
 * Deadpool: So, a simulation device that simulates friendship missions? Meritable.
 * Starlight: That's not a real word. But I thought I told you we don't need you.
 * Deadpool: Well exqueeze me for being bored outta my mind. I can't even get drunk because that's a side-effect of my healing factor.
 * Buzzord: Hmmm, fastinating, I should consider reshurching you for projects later down the line-
 * Starlight: "Trust me Professor, ya might not wanna do that. Exspearimentation and Deadpool? Never ends well!"
 * Deadpool: But hey, I can try something some time, am I right?
 * Starlight: NO!! I SAID YOU'RE NOT NEEDED HERE!!!
 * Deadpool: Sorry, I don't speak anti-DP.
 * Starlight: EXCUSE ME?!
 * Deadpool: So, how does this thing work?
 * Buzzord: "Well, I-"
 * Starlight: BUZZORD, DON'T YOU DARE-
 * Deadpool: Wait, I already know. Me and Angela went through ruins with technology like this on this 'Reaper' planet. It's like that silly security ball tower Mister Sinister had. I can make some adjustments just like I did on Reaper.
 * Starlight: NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!!! (Magically covered the control panel with a cyan magic containment shield) I KNOW YOU HEARD ME, DEADPOOL, DON'T YOU DARE IGNORE ME!!!! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED HERE!!!!
 * Deadpool: Hmmph, and I thought the school accepted ALL people. So much for proving those EEA guys I heard about wrong. I'm SOOOOO posting this on Discord...... Duh, the social media site Discord, not MLP Discord. (Brings out his Iphone with his symbol on it)
 * Starlight: (Snathes and smashes the phone)
 * Deadpool: HEY, THAT HAD A LOTTA SWEET PICTURES THAT I DIDN'T GET TO PUT ON MY COMPUTER YET, INCLUDING ONES THAT I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO C*****G TO!!!!
 * Starlight: SCREW YOUR PICTURES!!! I AM IN CHARGE OF THIS SCHOOL TILL TWILIGHT GETS BACK FROM DEALING WITH STIFF-LIPS, AND I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS INSUFFERABLE IGNORANCE OF YOURS!!! GET OUT OF THIS SCHOOL!!!
 * Deadpool:...... Alright then. I guess I'll just have to walk across Ponyville... All alone. Just sit around... All alone... And tell everypony how you kicked me out and left me... All alone.
 * Buzzord: "Ya know, if I didn't know any better, I say that sounded like an unsavery form of bribery."
 * Starlight: OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, FINE!!!! You can stay. But NO FUNNY STUFF!!!
 * (WB Deadpool): You just asked the impossible from Deadpool. No funny stuff, can't be done.
 * Starlight: And don't think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible.
 * Deadpool: Except telling me to do no funny stuff. That's kinda why I'm here. Pinkie's not around. Would you weawwy deny Deadpool his fun?...
 * Starlight: Ugh, you want fun, FINE!!! Buzzord?
 * Buzzord: Alright. I guess you can try out the simulation dome. Besides, I could use a test subject for this to see if it's safe. It WAS a lost Cragmite VR Training Dome after all. Since you look like a capable combatent, I'll have it set to Aggressive Mode. (Deadpool gets inside the dome as Buzzord turns on the machine and sets it to aggressive mode)."
 * Deadpool found himself in a simulated battle ground, as appearing forth were life-like holograms of Pig E. Bank, Pop Daddy Longlegs, Candyroot, Space-Caster, The Multinational Cook Crook, The Headless Waiter, and finally, the Cyborged Mr. Chambers.
 * YB Deadpool: "AWW MAN, WE'RE GIVEN THE C-LIST VILLAINS?!"
 * Deadpool: "Seriously, your giving me the Lougers' JOKE villains? Why not guys like Lamistan, Corruptus, The Freedy Kruger Chicken, hell, I'd even take Ol' Strangle Pangle for another go!"
 * Buzzord's voice: "I had it set to novice levels for your safety. Also, keep in mind that this is a school. It is about learning, so what better way to learn to handle serious threats by practicing with more basic instences?"
 * Starlight's vocie: "Also, look at it this way. Because they're holograms and not the real deal, you can basicly waste these guys all you want, because ya can't tecnecally kill holograms as much as you can cause them to disapate. You'll at least be given freedom to be creative here, which will stimulate your crazed mind, and keep you out of my mane! Is that enough for you?"
 * Deadpool: ".... Eh, can't argue with facts."
 * Mr. Chambers: "There you are, you menace?! Now I can exact my revenge for blowing me up with a grenade you shoved up my-"
 * The Headless Waiter: "Too much info, sir."
 * Mr. Chambers: ".... WELL POINT IS, I'LL STILL GET REVENGE?!"
 * Space-Caster: "Prepare to suffer the coldness of Neptune, Red Earth Ninja, for I am the Space Cas-"
 * Deadpool: (Threw shurikens at the both Chambers and Space-Caster, then they dissipated)... Sorry, did you say something?
 * Popdaddy: Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guys!
 * Deadpool: You never WERE nice guys.
 * Popdaddy: Already playing mind games, I see.
 * Deadpool: You holograms are moronic.
 * Popdaddy: And you're going to be beaten by Quiet Riot's most ironic song! (Threw his hypnotic discoball as this played and DP beat them up dance-fighting in his cool gangster appearance)
 * Deadpool: Come on, hit me already!
 * Popdaddy: WE'RE TRYING IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED!!!!
 * Candyroot: "PROBLEM IS, YOU REFUSE TO KEEP STILL?!"
 * Deadpool: "Hey give me credit, I wouldn't be a very good assassin if I let my targets have free shots at me!"
 * Pig E. Bank began to try and suck Deadpool with suction force!
 * Deadpool: "Hey Pig, ya know what they say about picking your nose and picking your friends?"
 * Pig E. Bank: "(While still sucking Deadpool torwords him) WHAT, YOU ANNOYING JERK?!"
 * Deadpool: (Sticks a giant rocket inside his nose) No idea, but it's pretty obvious it means choose one instead of the other, pork rind! (Blows him up)... You guys do me a favor and gimme a challenge.
 * Candyroot: EASIER DONE THAN SAID- (Deadpool wasted them quickly)
 * Deadpool: You drool. I rule. (More of the Lodgers' minor rogues gallery came out)...
 * Leprechaun: Hey, laddie!
 * Deadpool: Hmm. New guy, huh?
 * Wolfgang: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * Brock Brawler: Oh, I know this guy!
 * Sylvester Slaughter: The Merc with the albeit invisible Mouth? You can't be serious.
 * Jumbo the Terrible: I'MA GONNA RAM YOU INTO THE GROUND!!!!
 * Clown-A-Nator: YOU ARE TO BE CLOWNANATED (ROBOTICLY BRINGS OUT COMEDIC LOOKING WEAPONRY)!!!
 * Dr. Octobotapus: DOCTA OCTABOTAPUS, BLA- (Deadpool threw a grenade up his throat and killed him while blasting him with a Shoop-da-Whoop Gun)
 * Deadpool: Seriously? The Leprechaun is new? And I know, because he looks nothing like the one from the SLCT story about the Leperchan that tired to turn Gazelle into his trophy wife! I should know, (Brings out the actual comic) I actselly read it."
 * Leprechaun: WELL GOOD TO KNOW PEOPLE KNEW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND OL' BUCKY?! THE NAME'S SHAMCROOK, AND I'M GOING TO JACK ALL YA' GOLD AND- (Deadpool gave him a swift kick in the groin) (Dubbed as Annoying Orange Liam) GWOOOHHHH, ME LUCKY CHARMS!!!!!!!!
 * Deadpool: (As he dissipated) SO LONG, MSM'S ATTEMPT TO ADD A KNOCKOFF LEPRECHAUN ADDITION TO THE LODGERS' CRIMINAL GALLERY EVEN THOUGH TECNECALLY WE ALREADY HAVE A LEPERCHAN VILLAIN IN THE COMICS BUT IT'S LIKE WITH MLP THAT THEY'RE OPITIONAL CANON AND ONLY GIVEN SIDE REFERENCE AND NOT DIRECT USEAGE!
 * (YB Deadpool): THAT WAS A PRETTY DAMN SPECIFIC STATEMENT!!! DAYUM!!
 * El Insanador: GET HIIIIIIM!!!!! (Something like this happened)
 * Buzzord: (Eating popcorn while Starlight watched unamused)... Ohhh, that's going to be glitchy in the morning.
 * Starlight: "Buzzord, you are too quick to be amused by this."
 * Buzzord: "Hey you cannot deny, this is an entertaining specitcale. How are you not entertained?"
 * Starlight: Because knowing who he is too much and having to put up with his episodic sabotage makes you get used to it. I don't see anybody in the school who would in ANY way enjoy thi-
 * Yona: YEAH!!!! (The Young Ten were watching) YONA LOVES THIS!!!!
 * Silverstream: LOOK AT HIM GO!!!!
 * Smolder: GUT THAT BITCH!!!!
 * Gallus: CORE THAT C***-S****R LIKE AN APPLE!!!!!
 * Starlight:... (Face-hooves herself) Deadpool, why are you so popular?
 * (Deadpool): DEAL WITH IT!!!!
 * Starlight: "Ugh..... I really wish I went sailing with Twilight and friends to Draconequua."
 * Buzzord: "Well, that is unless Pinkie Pie brought that Yak Instrament with her."
 * Pinkie: (Sings 'Sailing Over The Dogger Bank' again and ends up blaring her yovidaphone as it was heard in Equantica which scattered the cleaner fish working on Oceanious, Seaquestria where seaponies reacted unbelievably comically, and disturbed Novo's seaweed wrap, Celaeno's Airship as her crew reacted just as comically, and other random places)
 * Salty: WHAT THE ******* ***** FLIGGIN-FLAGGIN **** *********** BREED OF EAR RAPE WAS THAT?!?
 * Rarity: I CAN'T HEAR A THING!!!!
 * Twilight: PINKIE, WE TOLD YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE ISOLATED TO DO THAT!!!!! OOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
 * Pinkie: Sorry.
 * Salty: SORRY AIN'T GONNA MAKE OUR EARDRUMS FEEL BETTER!!!!
 * Applejack: "Try to go easy on her, Salty. She's still practicing."
 * Salty: "Well, she NEEDS A BOATLOAD OF IT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Ugh, Starlight really got lucky here."
 * Salty: Honestly, has something like that ever gotten ye in trouble?! Why do ye even have that garbage?!
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, dude, she loves that thing. Show some respect.
 * Salty: WHY SHOULD I SHOW RESPECT TO SOMEONE WHO DISTURBS THE PEACE LIKE THAT?!
 * Rainbow Dash:... Because when we were honest about it she gave up her job.
 * Salty:... What? She put her favorite thing to do in her life, under a stupid overgrown set of bagpipes?
 * Pinkie: It's a yovidaphone.
 * Salty: I DON'T CARE!!!! WHAT KINDA WORLD-FAMOUS PARTY PONY ARE YOU?!? WHAT KINDA RETARDATION CURSE DID THE STORM KING PUT YE ON WITH TO WANNA PUT A STUPID PIECE OF MUSICAL GARBAGE OVER SOMETHING YOU'D LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING?!?... (The Mane Six paused at this outburst)...... UGGH! Now I be an insensitive jerk! (Shrugs and punches the wood)...
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, yeah, but you were an insensitve jerk with kinda a good point. Why did-"
 * Twilight: "We'll save THAT for later, Dash."
 * Fluttershy:...... Salty, is there... Something you want to tell us?
 * Salty: HOW'S THAT ANY OF YER' BEESWAX?!
 * Applejack: Well, that outburst was more ornery then a Bone-Rattler after an extremely bad day.
 * Salty: I'MMA GRIFFIN!!!! WE BE ALWAYS MEAN!!!! We're not exactly as social as you equinities!
 * Fluttershy: Well this seems... Like personal anger.
 * Salty:... (Sighs) I JUST MISSED YA'LL, OKAY?!... You never been 'round for me. Because ye either deside to use magic to get to Draconequua or another mode of transportation or end up not needing to be going cause of convinence! It's bad enough that my best friend turned on me cuz' of what happened with-
 * Rainbow Dash: Goldstone? Ugh, of course! No wonder you're so cranky. You lost a friend because of a recent griffin controversy and the joy of meeting us for the first time since Qui's Stunt was ruined by Pinkie's new hobby.
 * Salty: BECAUSE IT DIDN'T MAKE NO SENSE!!! WHAT KINDA BRAIN DAMAGE DID THE STORM KING REAP ON RUSTY ROCK TO CALL ME A FILTHY GREEDY GRIFFIN?!? WE BE FRIENDS FOR YEARS, AND HE TURNS ON ME AS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW ME?! AND THE NONSENSE ABOUT PINKIE'S PRECIOUS YOVAPHONE JUST REMINDED ME OF IT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, griffins haven't been globally appreciated before Goldstone. For one, they founded the Pony Slavery Foundation, which is posabily attached to that dept shit to begin with, and that they were always held back by greed as bad as Dragons! This one griffin left me to die in Abysmal Abyss because of being such a heartless gold-digger!!
 * Salty: Ya mean Gimme Moore in the Shop in Griffinstone? Good grief lassie, don't even get me started on that bad egg?! Don't know what kinda s*** she swam through to be such a wretched whore. Hell, ah heard she left some poor pony to die in Abysmal Abyss- (Realised that the event was one in the same with Rainbow Dash's)... WAIT, THAT WAS YOU?!?
 * Rainbow Dash:...... Yeah?
 * Salty:... Ugh, no wonder griffins these days be treated like mud! They treat some dumb idol like the Holy Grail, and tear 'emselves apart when an Arimaspi takes it and slips like a clumsy ox to his death. What kinda dumb pigeons have we griffins become? (Shrugs)... It's griffins like her that make us ashamed to be ourselves....
 * Twilight:...... We're so sorry, Salty-
 * Salty: I DON'T NEED YER' PITY!!!...... Errgh, why do I keep doin' that?! And to me best and only customers no less?! It's gotten bad to the point that, I be no sure if I want to continue the sea life anymore.
 * Applejack: Yeesh, poor Salty's taking this real hard. I don't blame him.
 * Twilight: I guess we can help him on our way to Draconequua.
 * Salty: Lasses, you're kind n' all, but I got plenty more friends. There's a seagriff out here that helps me when ah get lost.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Seagriff?
 * Salty: Ye' slow or something? You know, sea-griffins?
 * Rainbow Dash:... There's ACTUAL sea griffins?
 * Salty: OF COURSE THERE BE SEA GRIFFINS!!! THERE BE SEA DRACONEQUUI, AND SEA PONIES!!! IN FACT, DIDN'T YE TECNECALLY HAD YER FIRST INSTENCE OF A SEA GRIFF IN THAT SITUATION WITH THE APE PIRATE AND RECOVERING EQLAUNTICA?!
 * Pinkie: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so THAT'S what Gilda can turn into.... Or, that is if she still can given that Tempest took away our merpony forms."
 * Salty: Well maybe ask her when ye get the chance?! GET OUTTA EQUESTRIA MORE OFTEN, WILL YA?!
 * Twilight: Salty, we can't take you seriously if you act more grouchy than you are now.
 * Salty:... (Sighs), I'm sorry lassies, I just... Whenever I be reminded of Rusty Rock, I get mad with disbelief!... You know, maybe ye all shouldn'ta come to me for transport. I mean, ye got magic and/or a freaking airship now, so, why even bother?.... (Twilight came to comfert him)
 * Twilight: It's okay, Salty. Really. Nothing has been the same since the Storm King. Not even our friendship.
 * Pinkie: I almost got us pawned by these crazy animals in Klugetown.
 * Rarity: We almost got ourselves sold by trusting some suave cat con artist, albeit he did had a change of heart at the worse possable moment when that Verko hooligan showed up imoppertunely.
 * Rainbow Dash: I became a laughing stock to the Wonderbolts by blowing our location with a Sonic Rainboom just to lift the spirit of these cool parrot pirates.
 * Twilight: And I caused an international incident by trying to steal from the Queen of the Hippogriffs.... AND said I would've been better off without my friends.
 * Salty: "What about the Apple Pony?"
 * Applejack: "(Chuckles cheerfully), I didn't do anything! I was the only good one!"
 * Silence.......
 * Applejack:.... AHEM! Okay, that being said, maybe I didn't exactly just as much help mah friends keep cool heads neither. I am pretty much the voice of reason among a group of eccentrics, so, maybe I should've done a better job at, being exactly that. But, we'd all came to grew from that exspearience.... We've sworn to heal the world with the School of Friendship, only to ended up making enemies from some grudge-holding educational association. Goes to show that not all ponies would be on the same page. So far, it's been only Neighsay three times, four if we're countin' his part in the Flamflam Brothers School Scam, both on the canon show and in the Lougers' adventures, and we only recently had some trouble from O'Hardknocks. I only dare imagine on what the other E.E.A. members with no cool heads like Eightball and University are gonna be like.
 * Fluttershy: Also, didn't exactly helped that time. And now, our friend Discord has been turned into a child by some mean Draconequus vizor, and we're going to fix it.
 * Twilight: Point is, you're not the only one having the worst time of your life.
 * Salty: Well, glad to know feelings mutual.... (Sobs softly)...
 * Applejack: "Look, we know you said you have other friends, but it wouldn't be right to leave you alone with your trouble with Rusty. After we help out Discord, we'll see about talking to Rusty."
 * Salty: ".... You mares be sweet.... But me mind's abit boggled on where Rusty is now-a-days.... The guy didn't exactly kept in touch. But, I suspect be he headin' back to his old home sea port of Port Seabiskit. A seaweed farming sea port area."
 * Twilight:... Girls, let's not forget to drop by that place. What does he look like?
 * Salty: Exactly what a name like Rusty Rock would suggest. Gray body, whitish-gray hair, and three rock-tattoos on the sides of his cap'ns quarters.
 * Twilight: They're called cutie marks.
 * Salty: Aye, I don't get yer childish appearance and names. Anyway, we should be at Draconequua shortly.... And by the way... Thanks.
 * Twilight: It's what we do. (The Mane Six look at the moonlit sky)......
 * Spiracle: "(As the entire student body was seen) Allright, class. Today's a speical day. I know it's rather early in the morning, but be assured, it is for a dire impourence relating to a, comtemporary student. (Points to Kid Discord). Today, we will need to give a very througoh understanding of Draconequus culture, presented by Entropy/Macabre himself, who is our school's resident Draconequus. The school felt some, very needed understanding is in great need."
 * Entropy showed up with a crud load of presentations.
 * The Students mutter at this.
 * Kid Discord: (Emo accented) Yo, what's with the pile a' garbage?
 * Pony Student: WHOA, YOU DIDN'T EVEN FLASH YOUR APPEARANCE!!!
 * Kid Discord: It's magic, bitch.
 * Macabre: DISCORD, MANNERS!!! (Takes deep breath) Keep it together, Macabre. The day will be over soon. (Snaps and changes the class setting to classic Dracnequuan setting surprising the students)...... My apologies, but in order to learn about a Draconequus, you'll need to be in their preferred setting.
 * Kid Discord: Lame! Lame texture, Macabre, you lameo!... Stupid... Stupid lameo.
 * Gallus: Ugh, the flock have I done to him?
 * Macabre: (Sighs) Alright... As we might already know, Draconequui are creatures of chaos. (Summons a ball of chaos magic) And this... Is our magic. (The ball showed wicked shapes and colors)... Can anycreature explain why this magic is like this?
 * Silverstream: (Raising her hand) I can since we were at the last place you worked.
 * Macabre: True, but let's give somecreature else a chance. (Cozy Glow raised her hoof) Cozy?
 * Cozy:... Magic is powered by emotion. Our common magic is born from positive emotion like happiness, love, and friendship. Black magic is born from negative emotion like hatred, fear, and evil. And this is chaos magic.... The subconscious mind manifested as magic. When a mind cracks in mental torment and pain... Our subconscious spills out. Like a dream, it has no logic, sense, or predictability. When we go insane... We potentially manifest this magic.
 * Macabre: Very good, Cozy. It's a sad thing to think about that when we are at our lowest mark, we get so upset and scared your life is crumbling apart around you, we can potentially produce this magic. (The ball of chaos magic continued going crazy as some of the students got nervous, some sobbing softly, others hugging each other, while others are amazed by the display) Words are somewhat a waste to describe this kind of magic. A magic that can be so unpredictable in form and effects, you never know what being exposed to it will do to you. This magic is what gave birth to the race we are learning about long ago during the Alicorn Ages. The creatures who knew nothing but chaos and torment. Magic like this were from infinite souls whose lives were ruined, whose minds were destroyed, and who suffered the worse pain imaginable.
 * Wallflower Blush: (Started crying)
 * Macabre: You're right to cry, Miss Blush. This is what goes on in the minds of Draconequui. They know nothing but chaos. It's their primal instinct. If you were to look into the mind of one ill-prepared, you'd do worse than cry. It's saddening in infinite ways. Draconequui see pain in mortality and things that are low to them. This is why individuals like Discord and his brother Mayhem are easy to turn evil. All it takes is one painful thought and a constant series of discrimination or any ingredient to produce the ingredients to make chaos magic.
 * Gallus: LIKE CHILD ANGST?!?... (Everyone looked at him)...... Uhh, just for an example?
 * Macabre:... Absolutely. Angst is one of the pinnacle qualms of insanity. Draconequui are easily able to feel bad thoughts like abandonment, angst, agony, torture, jealousy, envy, heartbreak, any reason Mr. Discord messed with the Mane Six. Why is that?
 * Quartz: (Raising her hand) Because they're physical forms for chaos magic.
 * Macabre: Exactly! Draconequui are supposed to feel these emotions, because depending on the infinite pool of chaos they were made from, their personality will not be easy to understand. So in summation, Draconequui act like this because they experience what infinite ruined people from long ago did. (Some of the students were crying, anxious, nervous, and shy)... Now that you all experience it... How does this concept of what makes a Draconequus who they are... Make you feel?
 * Pony Student 1: "Well.... I certainly look at Discord in a different light, for starters."
 * Pony Student 2: (Crying) I FEEL SO SORRY FOR HIM!!!!
 * Pony Student 3: I kinda hesitate on being anywhere near him because it sounds like he's a chaotic bomb.
 * Macabre: Well for you first assignment, you can explain your feelings in a report and tell it to everycreature. This will hopefully show Discord how you feel about him. Don't be afraid to be honest with him.
 * Kid Discord: Don't be so sure. You're all going to die eventually. Your friends, your heroes, your families, your pets. I'm immortal. I'm beyond that crap. I could care less about your reports because they're just going to sound like pity. AND I DON'T NEED YOUR PITY!!!!!!
 * Macabre: (Everyone was shocked)...... Oh my gosh... You really ARE in child angst, aren't you?
 * Gallus: Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaah, funny story, you are gonna laugh... I may've kinda sorta... Told him the flaws of immortality mean you have to start life over for all eternity starting with the eventual day Fluttershy dies.
 * Macabre:... Then you clearly need to work extra hard on your report, Gallus. This really hampers his progress.
 * Gallus: Ugh, way to go, Gallus! You made Discord feel worse about himself.
 * ???: I'll say. (Deadpool leapt in) But that's not exactly a bad thing. Take it from a guy who basically can't die. I'm still in love with Death herself but we can't be together unless I die.
 * Kid Discord: HAH, like that's going to make me feel better or give a hunk of garbage about you kids.
 * Macabre: Um... Excuse me for a moment. You kids get started on your reports. (Puts up a soundproof shield as he and Deadpool did the Horton Hears a Who scene with the Chairman and Mayor under the glass dome including the strangle and jackass comparison as Discord softly snickers, even some of the students quietly chuckled and giggled at this)... DEADPOOL, YOU WERE EXPLICITLY TOLD, YOU WEREN'T WANTED HERE!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT-
 * Deadpool: Yeah that's great, talk to my d***. (Macabre snaps as a flash appeared in his pants) DAAH, MY D***!!!
 * Macabre: I'M SERIOUS, DEADPOOL!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN THE SCHOOL, AND I FOR ONE WILL NOT LET YOU RUIN DISCORD'S REDEMPTION!!!!
 * Deadpool: "Ohhh, but isn't he already redeemed since MLP:FIM Season 3?"
 * Entropy: "I meant, for his recent actions to this school! You blundering boob!"
 * Deadpool: "Boob?! Where?! Show me the tits?!"
 * Entropy: ".... And I thought Maud's Boyfriend takes things too litterally."
 * Deadpool: Yeesh, do you Equestrians ever learn how to take a joke? But seriously, I got bored with the simulation dome quickly. I feel I want to participate.
 * Macabre: What part of 'no' do you not understand?
 * Deadpool: Eh, sorry, I don't speak anti-DP.
 * Macabre: EXCUSE ME?!?
 * Deadpool: Look, I have to do something until Pinkie comes back.
 * Macabre: Aren't there other bounties out there? The Badlands should be crawling with them. Why are you even wasting your time with us?
 * Deadpool: Look, pal, my life can't always be about being a merc and a popular comic book character. I don't even feel like picking on the Villain League. You're kinda stuck with me.
 * Macabre: DEADPOOL!!
 * Deadpool: MACABRE!!
 * Entropy: "WADE WILSON?!"
 * Deadool: "ENTROPY WHRILWIND?!"
 * The two inhale, and exhaled sizing eachother up.
 * Deadpool: Ugh, screw it, I'll find something else to do here. (Teleports away)
 * Macabre:... Good enough for me. (Undoes the shield) So, kids, how's your progress?
 * Kid Discord: Every single one of them was lame.
 * Entropy gave Gallus a stern stare, of which Gallus nerviously chuckled....
 * Gallus: "I'm, sure it's just a phase?"
 * Kid Discord: Does this SOUND like a phase, chicken boy?
 * Gallus: Uhhh, I don't know? You're a puzzling being, remember?
 * Kid Discord: You all disappoint me. (Teleports away)
 * Gallus:... (Yells into his notebook)... Okay, my report is done. I need to use the bathroom now. (Flew off)... (From bathroom banging his head) STUPID, STUPID, STUPID!!!!!... I AM SUCH A PIGEON!!!!
 * Macabre:... (Sighs) I guess it's break time.
 * The students began to leave.
 * Kid Discord was seen boredfully playing around with a ball of spagetti and hayballs.....
 * The Interacial students look on from another table concerned for him....
 * Gallus: ".... Ugghhhh. I just HAD to bring up Fluttershy's mortality and make him turn into a freaking emo?! Ugh?! No wonder adults never want to be honest with us about mortality?!"
 * Smolder: It's not your fault entirely. You just didn't know the bounds of immortal and mortal friends until it came out of that beak. Besides, he's sure to get over it. Look, he's about to try something mortal. (Discord sung this)
 * Gallus:... You were saying-
 * Smolder: Shut up.
 * Shore: "He's really taking this hard..... We should try sitting next to him."
 * Yona: "I don't think he's in the right mentality to appresiate that."
 * Skyceria: "But it would be a nice thing to do, at least. We'll just have to brave his likely mean words about it. I'm sure everything will be-"
 * Kid Discord: Oh, the ways I would love to see you die in the future. Gallus will die by a simple strangling from a discriminant d***-c***! Smolder will die by being mauled by an ex-boyfriend dragon... And then raped. Silverstream will die by looking into a face-melting relic of extreme fake enthusiasm. Yona... Will die like a clumsy ox. Ocellus will die because of disguising as something intimidating that would conveniently be a dragon in front of an ichneumon. Or a seal in front of a shark. Sandbar will die by drowning himself just to make it easier to m********e in front of his girl, who she will die by suicide afterward. Quartz will die so young being gobbled up by a Roc. Skyceria will die being poisoned by a toxic plant, and over loving nature too much. And Gaster will die BY BEHEADING!!!! (Laughs) In all seriousness, you wasted your time and just got roasted. Byebye, biotches. (Teleports away)
 * Sandbar:... (His jaw cartoonishly dropped)...
 * Silverstream: Yikes!
 * Smolder: VOLCAENA'S VOLCANIC EXCREMENT!!!!! We just got chewed up like gum!!
 * Gallus: (Slouching onto the floor) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgh, that was embarrassing!!!
 * Shore: "(Starts crying a bit) Ya don't think he means it, do you?"
 * Gaster: "Don't worry, I know depression talk, and that was DIFFENTLY depression talk. Also, let's remember that Discord has a history of f*****g with people's minds. That, was one of them."
 * Ocellus: "(A bit teary eyed) Doesn't make us less worried about our future though."
 * Quartz: "Or any less afraid of Rocs."
 * Sandbar: "Or make us start questioning our life choices and/or habits."
 * Smolder: "Or make us start questioning our heteralsexuality..... Is it weird that because he said ex-BOYfriend that I suddenly wish to be a lesbo now?"
 * Silverstream: "And, I have gained a sudden interest to look at anichent relics with Professor Spoonful that can do what Discord discriped so that, even as my excitable persona, I would know NOT to do that!"
 * Skyceria: "Well, I already know he was being rediculious because I know well to recknidised toxic plants. And even then, we Perytons have a naterol immunity to them."
 * Yona: "I'm, still insecure about being abit klutsy though. What's worse, he didn't say the details how!"
 * Gallus: When it comes to being clumsy, you can die countless ways. (Yona was worried).... Aw damn it, that didn't helped at all?!
 * Gaster: "Oh, Relax, Little Miss On-and-off Yak Speech, like I said, he mainly said that to f*** with ya. You're the niece of the Smartest Yak in Yakyakistan. Freaking act like it, why don't ya?"
 * Yona: Easy for you to say. You've probably gotten used to a roast like that.
 * Gaster: You better believe it. I like to roast rulers like Twilight, Destiny, Thorax, Ember, and Novo all the time. Discord is just being a big baby in a kid's body. This is his problem, so he should get over it. (They heard Gallus sobbing)... G?
 * Gallus: HE'S RIGHT!!! WE GRIFFINS ARE A WRECK!!!! ALMOST LATE 2018 AND NOBODY FORGOT ABOUT THAT DUMB GREEDY GOLDSTONE!!!! IT'S ALREADY BAD ENOUGH I'M AN ORPHAN WITH A FAMILY THAT'S ALMOST NEVER AROUND!!!... WHAT HAVE WE GRIFFINS BECOME?!?
 * Quartz: Whoa, Gallus... Did Discord really just get to you?
 * Gallus: "Yeah, and I can only blame myself for that BECAUSE I HAVE TO BRING UP THE FACT THAT FLUTTERSHY'S A MORTAL?!"
 * Skyceria: "..... We may need Starlight's help with this. She is close to Discord after all."
 * Gaster: But Fluttershy's closer. If only she stayed here... And just to clarify, I'm going against pretending to be Fluttershy from both me and Bright-Eyes, because even without powers, Discord is well aware that Fluttershy went to Draconequua.
 * Gallus: "Fair's fair. But since Discord's a student now permitted under a sentence, we may as well settle for Starlight. It's either taking Discord to Starlight, or he keeps freaking people out with fake out death predictions."
 * Gaster: "Fair point."
 * Starlight: He said WHAT?!
 * Gallus: Yeah! And I'm the one to blame for it!
 * Starlight: "Oh dear. It's bad enough that Deadpool still won't leave this school alone..."
 * Deadpool began shouting this outside the window.
 * Starlight closed the binds.
 * Starlight: "But now Discord has gone emo and making scare tactic death predictions? That would make the students even more uncomfertable around him then already, there for, making him breeze through the sentence hard! Thank you for telling me this. I'll see what I can do. But keep in mind that because I'm exactly Fluttershy levels of chummy with him, I, may not be able to connect with him so easily."
 * Gallus: "Well ya handled him fine when he was turning the school into the haunted mansion."
 * Starlight: "That was because I can read Discord, relitively better that time. Him being in that state? Well.... I think I might need Entropy's advice on this. He is a draconequus by tecnecally."
 * Smolder; Anything you think will help.
 * Ocellus: "But what about Deadpool?"
 * Starlight: "Don't worry about him. He'll eventually get bored and go after some Mafia Leader or Renigade Corperate Boss for a bounty or hang out with those Kill-Claimer guys. I mean, he's harmless as long as he doesn't end up getting bad ideas."
 * The group left the office, as a Black Cloud with eyes seeped in, as the cloud giggled evily as left.
 * Deadpool was seen sitting on one of the rocks on the school's moat.
 * Deadpool: "Ugggghhhhh."
 * WB Deadpool: "Told ya she wasn't gonna budge."
 * YB Deadpool: "Let's face it, man. They ain't never gonna let us in."
 * Deadpool: "(Sighs).... Starlight sounded pretty serious about the school not needing us. I grown humbled enough to know when I'm unwanted. Welp, may as well skip this town and see if any new Bounties are up-"
 * ???: "Giving up so soon?"
 * Deadpool: "DAH?! Okay, if it's Lady Death, sorry babe, I'm not in the mood right now, I'm trying to cope with so much Anti-DP negitivity."
 * A black Omnious Cloud Formed behind Deadpool, forming into Wicked Dark Blaken Heart, as Deadpool looks at her and yelps?!
 * YB Deadpool: "Am I hearing things or is that Creepypasta Music?"
 * WB Deadpool: And is that Ellen McLain? Automatic trouble up in here.
 * Deadpool: ".... Hey, wait a minute! I reckindise you! Your that bitch with the name of a reject Care Bears villain! Didn't you already cause enough shit with that Bladed Ostrich dude?"
 * Wicked Heart: "Perhaps, but, I couldn't help but to notice that the Friendship School is being, surprisingly unfriendly."
 * Deadpool: ".... Well, they're obviously not in the mood to deal with me at the moment, can't blame them. Even people that like me find me annoying."
 * Wicked Heart: "Well you're not gonna give up too easy, are you? Don't you wanna prove that you CAN be majorly helpful?"
 * Deadpool: "..... Well, yeah."
 * Wicked Heart: "Then I can help you with that. If you can be able to get the students to defeat a bunch of prisoners from Prison 42, Tri-Cornkatraz and Oranos, they'll realise how useful you are."
 * WB Deadpool: "DP, I do NOT trust this girl, she's bad news! Almost, Red Box Deadpool bad!"
 * YB Deadpool: "Don't forget the last time you listened to bad enfluences! You ended up getting into and/or causing trouble!"
 * Wicked Heart: "(Grabs and eats the dialogue boxes and grabs Deadpool) Try to have more trust in me, Deadpool..... I will make you the greatest thing to ever happen into the school. (Starts to enfluence Deadpool)......"
 * Deadpool: "(Started to feel enfluenced)....... Your right, creepy dark pony lady! I am gonna do something to wow their asses!"
 * Wicked Heart: "Shall I help you with the Prisoners?"
 * Deadpool: "No need! I have teleportation! I can do that, on my own! (Teleports off)...."
 * Wicked Heart: "(Chuckles wickedly)..... He's gonna be my most faverite idiot to malmitulate. (Disappears into a puff of smoke)"

Chapter 3: Prison School Riot Invasion/Deadpool The Class-Ass/Deadpool Goes One Indoraptor Attack Too Far
Koningin's Gym.
 * The Students were seen arriving to the gym which was chaotically modified.
 * Macabre: Well everycreature, Koningin has actually been... Ecstatic about the idea of fighting chaos magic. She's recently been considering teaching how to fight an Ooze.
 * Quartz: Ooze? You mean a goo that feeds on magical creatures and use it's magic to hunt?
 * Macabre: Is there any other I could mean?
 * Macabre: Though the Draconequuan Ooze won't be the only Draconequuan creature you'll be fighting. I managed to convince Strife to have me borrow some of his arena beasts including the Jabberwock.
 * Quartz: Jabberwock?
 * Smolder: Imagine dragons, but, well, chaotic. Annnnnnd not exactly the kind of creatures that would win beauty contests."
 * Entropy: "Be careful what you say, Smolder. Japperwocks are VERY sensitive about their appearence.... And won't be afraid to REALLY show it."
 * Gallus: "Don't, ya think we should worry about the report more then fighting chaotic creatures?"
 * Entropy: "Well, you need to remember that Draconequui aren't much for predictability. It wouldn't be very accreate of my kind if I just left it at tests. Now, with this out of the way, let's-"
 * Deadpool slid in and smacked Entropy out of the way and into a baskitball hoop as a buzzer was heard!
 * Deadpool: "Hey come on kids! Why waste ya time learning some lame themeatic fight when we can take a break from that?!"
 * Gallus: "..... Look, Wade is it, as your real name, as much as I was easily impressed by how much ass you kicked in Buzzord's over-glorifived pretend room, I can't say I don't agree with Starlight about ya. Facts are facts, this school is in no position for your nonsense. Pinkie isn't here to stimulate you and Buzzord already had you fight on what currently exists in the Lougers' Rogues Gallery. So, can you just, go after Bounties, or go bother the Marvel Super Heroes or those Kill-Claimer Guys instead?"
 * Deadpool: "Tempting, but I wanted to prove that I can be useful! Behold! (Brings up his magic satchel) Behold, the magic satchel."
 * Shore: "..... Well, I'd be more impressed, if we're not used to magic to greater degrees before this."
 * Deadpool: "True, but you can be amaze on what I can fit into this baby! (Opens the satchel and spills out some prisoners from Prison 42, Tri-Cornkatraz, and Oranos, Kung Pow, The Jailbird Troupe, Alec Baldwin Eagle, Wily McGinnis, Wayne, Edaurdo, The Dark Twins, Kilebrew, Glutus, Gen O Side, Jall and Syvar.)"
 * Syvar: "..... The HELL JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * Jall: "..... We're free! WE'RE FREE?! I HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE TO CONVINCE THE HEROES OF MY INNOSENCE?!"
 * Syvar: "Yer STILL on that?"
 * Killebrew: "Ya know Jall, you just have no imagination. (Realised where he is)..... The hell is going on here?!"
 * Deadpool got before the prisoners.
 * Deadpool: "WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, INMATES?!"
 * El Devil: "..... What kind of Sesime Street s*** ya got us tossed into, mans?"
 * Wily McGinnis: "Yeah. (Cracks his knuckles) What's the big idea?!"
 * Gen: "I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE THIS NONSENSE?!"
 * Deadpool: "Up up up! I am capable to kill your asses all in one shot if ya don't here me out! See, I brought you guys out of Prison 42, Tri-Cornkatraz, and Oranos, so you guys, can be practice dummies for these lovely kids! (Shows the students)......"
 * Glutus: "...... You're not serious."
 * Dark Twin 1: "I think,"
 * Dark Twin 2: "He is,"
 * Dark Twin 1: "Serious."
 * Alec: "..... WHAT KIND OF MINDLESS IDIOT ARE YOU?!"
 * Kung Pow: "He's Deadpool. A netourious reckless anti-hero from the Marvel Universe. He's infamous for being an extreme case of dumbassery."
 * Syvar: "..... Well, I, certainly wasn't planning to get kidnapped by a retarded red ninja to get his ass handed by a bunch of kids in a school that sounds like it belongs to a freaking educational programme, and I don't think I can adjust my shedgule to that convinence."
 * Jall: "Syvar, don't encourage the-"
 * Killebrew: "As a matter of fact, NONE OF US DID?! You REALLY ARE an idiot if you think that-"
 * Deadpool pulled out some paper!
 * Gen: "..... WHAT'RE YOU TRYING TO PULL NOW?!"
 * Deadpool: "(Singalong) I'll give you guys these forged phony balony but very convincing release forms if you guys do me this FAVVVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!"
 * Shakespeare: "..... I am not much for attacking children, but, screw it, freedom?! (Brings out his sword) I'LL PUT THEIR HEADS ON STICKS?!"
 * Gen: ".... Fine, ninja. I'll humor your madness to get freedom alone!"
 * Eduardo: "No problem bro, I was thrown in prison FOR f*****g up kids?! I like to SQUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE THE LITTERAL F*****G LIFE OUT OF THEM?! And the best part is, they don't leave much of a mess!"
 * Deadpool: "THAT'S THE SPIRIT, CAMPERS?! (To the scared students) Okay, who's first to fight this ragtag team of murderious, remorseless, merciless prisoners from the toughest prisons of both universes?"
 * Jall: "I'M NOT ACTSELLY WITH THEM?!"
 * Syvar: "Jall, just stop, no one's gonna take you seriously. (Silverstream took note of Jall not being as bad as the other prisoners)."
 * Ocellus: "D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Don't you think that's abit excessive, Mr. Dea-"
 * Deadpool: "Your up, bug-eyes! (Grabs Ocellus and places her in front of the majority of eager for a fight prisoners)...."
 * Eduardo: "Ohhhh-ho-ho-ho-ho! You look like a screamer, chicka! When I'm with you, there's gonna be horse-bug-paste everywhere mans!"
 * Killebrew: "Not before I pluck those little wings off like a Gifferfly!"
 * El Devil: "Looks like we have our first contestent?!"
 * Rusputan: "Start preying, (Brings out sword), Child."
 * Kung Lao: "Your suffering, (Poses), Will be swift."
 * Ocellus: "(Cowerdly turns into a chicken and chicken screams comedically, as she ran away!)"
 * Alec: "..... GET THAT CHICKEN?! OUR FREEDOMS DEPEND ON IT?! (The prisoners but Jall and Syvar went after the Chicken Ocellus)"
 * Syvar: "..... Yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah, this will ineditably end badly for them, so, let's sit back and enjoy the show."
 * Jall: "Well just as much I refuse to hurt children even with the promise of an illegit means of freedom. I want to maintain my innosence first and foremost!"
 * Ocellus ran from the prisoners!
 * Eduardo: "HERE, CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA CHICKA?!"
 * Gen: "HOLD STILL SO WE CAN MAKE YOU SUFFER, SHAPE-SWIFTER?!"
 * Lord Carlson: "COME BACK HERE CHILD, WE PROMISE YOUR SUFFERING WILL BE BRIEF?!"
 * Wily MxGinnis was about to pounce, but Wayne pounced on him as the two began their usual dispute against eachother!
 * Ocellus was cornered in by the remaining prisoners.
 * Kung Pow: "(Chuckles wickedly).... Like a cornered rat in a room filled with it's naterol predators. Any, final, words?"
 * Ocellus: "(Wimpers)..... (CRIES OUTLOUD?!) I WANT MY MOMMY?!"
 * Killebrew: "Awww, ain't that sweet? She's crying for momma! (Some of the less serious prisoners laughed and mocked her for it with Killbrew, but the more serious ones, Glutus most of all, just stared annoyed at this) Well sorry brat?! Mommy's not here!? (Was about to give the first punch, until Koningin swung in from the gym rope and kicked Killebrew right into the showers) WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Crashes into it)..... I heard of hitting the Showers, but this is a rediculious."
 * Koningin swung around as she leaped off and flipped backwords to land inbetween the prisoners and the cowering Ocellus....
 * Koningin: ".... Leave this child be, you animals."
 * Kung Pow: "(Chuckles), Look who just came into the Lion's Den."
 * Gen cracks his neck in preparing to fight Koningin.
 * Gen: "Your head will look good over my firepalce?! (Charges at Koningin)!"
 * Koningin: (She defeats Gen effertlessly, swung him around enough times and tossed him into smacking into the prisoners not in the group, from Wily and Wayne, the just re-emerging Killebrew, even the unwilling Jall and the pessimistic Syvar who face read "I knew it this was gonna happen" into a large pile, which Koningin charged at and kicked them back into a portal opened by Macabre that'll send them back to their approbeate prisons)... DEADPOOL, EXPLAIN TO ME WHY I SHOULDN'T PUT YOU THROUGH THE MOST UNPLEASANT HEALING OF YOUR LIFE!!
 * Deadpool: "Well depends, are we talking Juggernaut and/or Hulk levels of unpleasent or Mr. Sinister at his worse levels of unpleasent?"
 * Koningin: I process no understanding of those individuals, though based on what you said, they sound like they given you their fair share of intense pain! But, all I can say is, I will give you pain, much worse.
 * Deadpool: "Well given that antelopes aren't really known for their capability to maul someone, I feel compident that this won't be too ba-"
 * Koningin: EXPLAIN OR I'M ABOUT TO TRY!!!!
 * Deadpool: Ugh, look, I just want to offer some excitement to your lessons.
 * Koningin: And how is sending prisoners from other worlds going to help teach about chaotic threats?
 * Deadpool: "(Snaps fingers) Oh Riiiiiiigggghhhhhhhttttttttt, you guys have a THEME going, dang, should've figured that!"
 * Koningin: You also should've never freed those prisoners. In Draconequui standerds, they are not chaotic beyond whatever it is they were guilty of. (Aloe brings in a gelatinous cube that melts into a blob of living chaotic magic goo similar to the Goo of Grey Goo, a Jabberwock, Cheshire tigers inside a cage for their ghostly powers, a Guabancex, Nue, and Bandersnatch)... These are among the worst in Draconequuan fauna. Cheshire tigers, which are like the Cheshire cat, but use their powers to hunt. Intangible, untouchable, and extrasensory perception. The Guabancex, whose fury literally destroys. Draconequui who abducted and smuggled them, have never been seen again. Nue, an invasive beast native to Xiaomia that raided Draconequua and torments with it's insanity-driving shrieks before eating it's prey. And the frumious Bandersnatch. A monstrous predator that can extend it's neck, and snap it's jaws like a bear trap. And let us not forget the Jabberwock.
 * Deadpool: Psh, the one in the Villain League was better, even if he hardly spoke, and was from a live adaptation that sucks butts.
 * Koningin: Do not compare heads, Deadpool. The Jabberwocks of this world breath chaos magic in the form of fire. The effects are not consistent and has the potential to kill. But not always. You know what they say. You'd be surprised what you can live through.
 * Deadpool: And you want these kids to fight them? And yet here you are complaining about me having some prisoners fight them?! Double-standerds much?
 * Koningin: The difference is that these students EXPECT to fight animals and extrordenary in my class, not convicted felons! Outside of that, it was only a matter of time Draconequua had to be a focus. The creatures there are, in Draconequuan slang, quite tulgey.
 * Deadpool: I may not know what that word means, but I can chock it up to you saying fauna in their turf doesn't f*** around. If these things are so grim, show me.
 * Koningin: That was the idea. Let's start with the Ooze.
 * Kid Discord: Oy, the feral wild cousin to the Smooze. Deadpool? Just play the song and save me the trouble.
 * Deadpool: With pleasu- HEY, YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU WIGGLING TURD!!! I DECIDE WHEN I PLAY IT!!!... And I choose yes. (Plays this on his iPhone as the Draconequaan Ooze attacked)
 * Koningin slaped the iPhone away and broke, cutting off the song.
 * Koningin: "The students need to consintraite, imbecile!"
 * Deadpool: BUZZKILL!!... Good thing I always have my magic satchel. (Takes out another iPhone and tried to resume the song, but Koningin took that away too and break it)..... As much as I have a back-up FOR the back up, I'll deside to HUMOR you and not give a fitting song for the situation! Besides, you can't always concentrate in every situation.
 * Aloe: YOU CAN'T EXACTLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOUR INVINCIBILITY HAS CLEARLY MAKE YOU CARELESS. WE CAN'T REGENERATE LIKE YOU!!!
 * Deadpool: "DON'T BE A BITCH ABOUT IT, YEEESH?!"
 * Ocellus: (The Ooze cornered her)
 * Kid Discord: Now THIS is entertainment.
 * Smolder: GET YOUR PSEUDOPODS OFF ME!!!!! (She breathed fire at the Ooze as it only absorbed the fire and reacted chaotically with the cries of burning bodies and rebound the fire infusing it with chaos magic as she dodged) WATCH IT, YOU LIVING PILE OF JELLY!!!
 * Macabre: Remember that chaos magic is born from cruelty. (The Ooze began to grow stronger)
 * Smolder: THEN WHAT'RE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?! GIVE IT A HUG?!?
 * Entropy: "I wouldn't say THAT! Just give it something that'll quell it's anger!"
 * Smolder: WE CAN'T EXACTLY TELL WHAT ANGERS A CREATURE OF CHAOS!!!!
 * Gallus:... Unless we make up for ALL of them.
 * Everyone: Huh?
 * Gallus: I figured it out! Chaos magic is just the manifestation of subconscious destruction. And what better cures that than... Just apologizing.
 * Silverstream: FOR WHAT?!? It's not like we did anything bad to it personally!
 * Gallus: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! THERE'S INFINITE REASONS IN THE CHAOTIC ENERGY. IT'S NOT SENTIENT ENOUGH TO CARE ABOUT A REASON LIKE DISCORD. We just need to apologize for all the poor past souls that's inside the chaos magic inside THIS thing. It doesn't matter how.
 * Skyceria: So THAT'S why the magic of friendship can defeat Discord.
 * Kid Discord: "DON'T REMIND ME?! AND CERTAINLY DO NOT PSYCHOANALYZE ME!!!! JUST SAYING THAT IS JUST MAKING ME ASHAMED OF MYSELF MORE!!"
 * Gallus: OH, FOR CELESTIA' SA- (Gargled comically as the Ooze pinned him to a wall)
 * Quartz: WE'RE SORRY!!!... Whatever happened, the past is the past.... (The Ooze stopped and left)...... Well that worked easier than it should've.
 * Deadpool: Lame. It gave up too easily. It's a predator. It should've just ignored you and go after painful individuals like Discord.
 * Gallus: Who cares?
 * Deadpool: An audience member who'd bring that up? Now, time for the Bandersnatch.