Sliced of Life

Sliced of Life is the 100th Episode Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. With the Elements of Peace being made very popular for defeating the evil of Tyranny, they have been starting to improve more in their skills. All except for Derpy, who has once again screwed things up when Cherilee and Big Macintosh finally decide to get married after all this time of continuous interruptions. She once again gets the date wrong, and she gets upset in front of her friends. But the other Elements of Peace have suddenly gotten their own problems at the moment, and not just because of the fact that the Mane 11 and the Shell Lodgers have been tasked with fighting not just the returning Bug-Bear, but it's other associates from Tartarus, A Bug-Wolf, A Bug-Fox, and A Bug-Badger, who were all lead by a Snakemantis that sings like the evil meteor from Billy and Mandy. With our main heroes distracted, the Elements of Peace are eventually forced into a travelling trip across the UUniverses into places they didn't even know thanks to an experiment from Dr. Whooves that went haywire. So the Elements of Peace have to find a way to get back to their world before the wedding starts, even with the help of our main heroes' friends and allies.

Transcript
Intro (Cars 2- Collision of Worlds)

Chapter 1: Elements of Peace Dilemma
Apple Family farm. A day later. Post Office. Bon-Bon's candy shop. Flashback. Reality. Dr. Whooves' Lab
 * Cheerilee and Big Mac were having another picnic.
 * Cheerilee: "...... Big Mac.... There's something I have been wanting to say, for a long time.... Now, normally, everytime I attempt these feets, they are normally met with a random monster attack. So, for the sake of being careful, I'll just cut to the chase..... Big Mac...."
 * Cheerilee grabs hold of Big Mac's hoof.
 * Cheerilee: "..... Big Mac..... I love you more then life itself. Nay..... MORE THEN THE UNIVERSE!? Nay again. ALL OF THE UNIVERSES!? For you Big Mac.... I would battle the biggest and most dangerious monster in all of Equestia just to be with you... Depending on avaliability though. And I want to prove that with a simple, simple question....."
 * Cheerilee pulled out a small black box.
 * Cheerilee: "Big Mac..... (Opens it to reveil a beautiful matorial necklace).... Would you..... Marry me?"
 * Big Mac looked legitamently surprised.....
 * Big Mac started to make a face as if he was about to burst into tears.....
 * Big Mac: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-.... YUP!?"
 * Big Mac gave the biggest hug to Cheerilee, who was at first was in pain of it, but she began to tough it out and returned the hug.
 * The Crusaders and Tiara and Silver Spoon were watching.
 * Tiara: "Uh.... Applebloom? Isn't it like tots creepy to be watching them like this? Applebloom?"
 * Applebloom: "(Squees), CHEERILEE'S GONNA BE AN IN-LAW!?"
 * Scootaloo: Good for you, AB!
 * Tiara: Surprising. Took them this long to get it over with what with all the chaos that had occurred in Equestria. Finally, they proposed.
 * Applebloom: (She zooms up and hugs Cherilee) I LOVE YOU, MISS CHERILEE...or should I say...SISTER-IN-LAW CHERILEE!! (Softly sobs)
 * Cherilee:...Well, girls, do remember that it was you three who brought us together.
 * Applebloom:...(Chuckles)...Well...just a phase.
 * Scootaloo: But we're still very happy for you. Especially AB.
 * AB: (Squeals in joy and runs into the house) I'M GONNA BE AN AUNT!!! A YOUNG ONE AT THAT!! I'M GONNA BE A FREAKING AUNT!!! (Her screams were heard even by Tirek)
 * Cherilee:...Does she really think we're gonna have fillies right away?
 * Sweetie Belle: It's probably just one of her joy rushes. We have them our fair share of times.
 * Tiara: Like...when you got your cutie marks?
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, when we got our cutie marks.
 * Cherilee: (Sighs) Girls, just give us some privacy, and...please calm down Applebloom before- (Applejack came out)
 * Applejack: YOU'RE GETTIN' MARRIED?!? WELL, HIPPITY-HOPPIN' SON OF A GUN!! YOU LUCKY BIG GUY!! I'm proud of you.
 * Big Mac:...Thanks, AJ.
 * Applejack: Never thought you'd ask her.
 * Cherilee: Actually, I asked him.
 * Applejack:... Well... In that case, I wish you lovebirds luck.
 * Cheerilee was seen at the school organising paper work.
 * Big Mac came in.
 * Big Mac: "Great news, Cheer. I made sure all the invitations are all sent out."
 * Cheerilee: "That's great, Macy. Do you think everyone will love the card?"
 * Big Mac: "Why allchourse. (Brings out the card) And everything has been instructed for them to come on January 2016, the 26th."
 * Cheerilee: "Oh that's great de- (Makes a surprised face) THE 26TH?! THAT'S TODAY!? IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE ON THE 29TH?!"
 * Big Mac: "Oh nope?! Don't tell me the post office got the dates wrong!?"
 * Cheerilee: ".... The Post Office? DO YOU KNOW WHO EVEN WORKS IN THE POST OFFICE!?"
 * Big Mac: "..... Oops."
 * Derpy: (She was doing stamps and posts on boxes until Big Mac appeared angry)...Oh, Mr. Big Macintosh. The soon-to-be-newly-wed. What can I do you foooooorrr...(Realized something)...I got the date wrong again, didn't I?
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup.
 * Derpy:...(Brings out a basket of muffins) Muffin?
 * Big Mac: Ee-nope!
 * Derpy:...Is there anything I can do to make it up to you, then?
 * Big Mac: Eeeeeeee...I guess if you want to.
 * Derpy: Well, for what it's worth, Mr. Macintosh, I'm sorry. I'm just a disabled pony, and this isn't the only time I got wedding dates wrong. I only try to do this the best I can. So...would you like me to-
 * Big Mac: Just... Please do something, I don't care which. Bye. (Leaves)
 * Derpy:... (She splats her head in the muffin basket).... Why am I always such a screw-up?
 * Derpy shed a small tear.
 * Derpy was sadly walking torwords the shop.
 * Derpy: "Why am I always a screw-up?"
 * Derpy entered and just sat onto a table and softly sobbed.
 * Dr. Whooves: (The other Elements of Peace arrived) Hello, everypony. It's nice to be together again. I...(Notices Derpy sobbing)...Derpy? Dear, what's wrong?
 * Lyra: I think I already know. A wedding is coming out today with Miss Cherilee and Big Macintosh. She must've put in the wrong date again.
 * Derpy: Yes! I mean, how is it that I could make the same mistake twice?!? I was sure that I would learn from that mistake I made on Cranky and Matilda's wedding, but then, I make the same mistake with another wedding? This town is practically going crazy again thanks to me. I am such a screw-up! (Softly sobs)
 * Bon-Bon: Aw, Derpy, don't feel bad on yourself. Nopony's perfect.
 * Lyra: Yeah, I mean, we have our own differences. I have a fascination for humans, Bon-Bon's a secret agent that's no longer secret, Vinyl is mostly mute, and you've... Kinda got an eye condition. But nevertheless, I'm sure things will turn out fine.
 * Dr. Whooves: Quite. Trust me, Derpy, I'm sure you'll learn from your mistakes. I believe in you. (Derpy smiles and wipes away her tears)... Now then, I just want to make an announcement. Thanks to me getting my credability back since Eureka's downfall, I've finally gotten the equipment and supplies I need to create a device that can allow for other-worldly transport.
 * Derpy: Ooooh, like a Stargate?
 * Dr. Whooves:...You might say that. You see, ever since I pondered about the possibilities of what might be out there in the UUniverses since the last time the Lodgers were here, I, as a pony who has been in Equestria all my life, have wanted to explore the stars and see what surprises may await us. I'm hoping that ponies can use it to travel the UUniverses without the need for spaceships which they have yet to invent in a society like this.
 * Octavia: Oh, my, a teleporting gate. I prefer to stay on Equestria. I'm just not the one for adventure as of yet.
 * Lyra: Oh, I would gladly go on a journey across the stars. I've always wanted to explore human worlds.
 * Bon-Bon: Well, of course that's what you'd like about it. As for me, I'm a bit of a thrill-seeker. Haven't been the same secret agent since the agency was shut down.
 * Dr. Whooves: "Now, by all means, we're not using it today, we're just gonna have a look at it. It's, abit unpredictable and prone to unexpected surprises. Yes, I know, even with better funds and no more Eureka, I still have that problem. I guess the universe is just a fickle mistress."
 * Octavia: "Well, as long as we're only looking at it. I am needed to be the music provider, as per usual."
 * Lyra: "Oh yeah, Octy, I been meaning to ask... Is your reputation as a musican still standing dispite people knowing about your dad?"
 * Octavia: "Thanks to Celestia it is. Even her extremely devoted fanactics apologiesed for their behavior torwords me, though they still admit no fondness for my father. Sadly.... Celestia's little mistake with Bon-Bon and the Nemean Lion still found it's way to Shineflare's ears, in sarcastic thanks to yet another Junjie scam. The basturd corrupted my father to just blurt it out like the twat he normally is in an attempt by Junjie to trick the Unicorn Council to fire Celestia and make him the ruler.... Surprisingly, Celestia was a-step ahead and had actselly long confessed to that mistake herself as a means to establish and maintain trust to abolish Celestia's conspiracty controversey, so on the same day Junjie tried that stunt he did..."
 * Junjie: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN YOU DON'T MIND THAT SHE ALMOST KILLED ONE OF YOUR ONLY NEEDED SAVIORS AGAINST TYRANNY?!"
 * Pony: "Well hey, it's the Nemean Lions' fault for being too aggresive with Bon-Bon and the fact she didn't get to properly train against Nemean Lions. And at least Celestia was tending to her injuries and was still able to stop Tyranny over all."
 * Pony 2: "Yeah, so if you think you can force that Sir Octive idiot to get us to turn against Celestia, then you truely are an idiot!?"
 * Ponies began to boo and throw garbage at the Twitching Junjie?!
 * A corrupted Sir Octive stared shock at what happened.
 * Twilight appeared.
 * Twilight: "Come with me for a more private place to get you de-corrupted, Sir Octive."
 * Sir Octive: "But I.... I thought that...."
 * Junjie: "THIS CANNOT GET WORSE?!"
 * An angry familier silluette appeared.
 * ???: "JUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Junjie: "..... And alchourse..... HE shows up."
 * The Element of Peace barers began to laugh!
 * Dr. Whooves: "I can't believe that Junjie never considered that Celestia learned from her mistake from keeping secrets and choice to be honest to everyone to prevent an exact situation like that from being a problem!"
 * Lyra: "Yeah! And Junjie's with the Villain Leage WHY!? (Laughs!?) MAN! I thought foxes were suppose to be SMART?!"
 * Derpy: "Well, (giggles), he's tecnecally not stupid, he just lacks the humility to understand that karma will always be against him for whatever unfair trick he tries to pull."
 * Dr. Whooves: "But at the same time, YOU would think he'd get the message by now!"
 * Bon-Bon: "(Laughs), We didn't even had to call the lougers on Junjie, that problem LITTERALLY handled itself!"
 * Octavia: "Indeed. Alchourse, father was lucky I can't blame him for being under a corrupted influence, so his mistake there didn't count. I still care for him as if nothing happened."
 * Lyra: Well...Doc...if you ever DO get your device ready...Can I be the one to test it?
 * Bon-Bon: Absolutely not! Lyra, I understand that this is for a personal reason, but you need to understand that Doc's experiments can sometimes be dangerous. And I can't bare it if anything were to happen to you.
 * Lyra: Why are you so worried, Bon-Bon? It's just a portal experiment. I'm just travelling to another world.
 * Bon-Bon: What if you got stuck on that world? On a world with no civilization or transmissions? You'd surely die!
 * Dr. Whooves: Oh, of course you can test the device, Lyra.
 * Bon-Bon: Doc, please!
 * Dr. Whooves: Bon-Bon, dear, it's going to be fine. As soon as the device is finished, such a possibility will be very unlikely. This device will surely be unlike the others that explode in my face. With the new equipment and budget, my inventions are sure to be an unbelievable masterpiece of science.
 * Bon-Bon:...Still, I don't think I can trust you.
 * Dr. Whooves: "Oh at least humor us on it Bon-Bon."
 * Derpy: "Yeah. I mean. I'm sure it won't be in the middle of something bad happening."
 * Bon-Bon:...
 * Lyra: Please?
 * Bon-Bon:...Well...fine. But ONLY if I can go with you. If you go down, I might as well go down with you.
 * Lyra:...Thanks, best friend. (The two hugged)
 * Dr. Whooves: Now, then. Would you all like to take a look at how it is so far?
 * Octavia: Well, we have nothing else better to do, so sure.
 * Dr. Whooves: BEHOLD! (They see that the device looks like a giant jumpgate portal which has a white and gray coloration and a bit of similarities to the human world mirror)... Equestria's first inter-worldly transportation device. It will allow ponies of all kinds to explore the world outside their own. And yes, it does include human worlds. (Lyra squees)
 * Octavia: Well, let's hope it doesn't blow up in your faces should it ever malfunction.
 * Dr. Whooves: It'll be fine. It'll at least be good to know that the Mane Six and a few others won't be the only ponies to travel wehre they wish while the rest of us stay trapped walking this world. Some ponies might consider that boring. (Vinyl nods 'yes')
 * Derpy: It looks just great, Doc!
 * Dr. Whooves: My best work since Eureka's exposure, if I do say so myself. (Chuckles) Now, about this wedding...
 * Derpy: Oh, yeah, I don't know how I'm supposed to make it up to Big Mac and Miss Cherilee. I don't even think those flameless fireworks can work another time. I feel it should be something new.
 * Octavia: We can help, dear. Me and Vinyl will handle the music. (Vinyl nods 'yes')
 * Dr. Whooves: I'll be sure to set up some flameless fireworks in case they should ever be appreciated again.
 * Bon-Bon: We'll set up the decorations like we did with Cranky and Matilda's wedding.
 * Dr. Whooves:... Are you sure we can pull this off again like we did before? I think we've been under a lot of stress with that situation.
 * Lyra: I'm sure we can do it. We can do anything. We took down a rogue Draconequus which could literally destroy worlds if he wanted to.... Albeit because Eureka kinda unintentionally helped in an attempt to keep Whooves from becoming creditable enough that we started to go against Eureka, when ironicly nothing would really changed and Whooves would've been liked as a hero and Eureka would still be the "best" inventor of all time."
 * Dr. Whooves: "Well I'm kinda glad the smug-ass made the mistake he made. I know I'm not truely resentful anymore, but all the same, I am still gonna be glad I topped him at last, if you can forgive my momentarly shallowness, ladies."
 * Octavia: "Shallowness forgiven."

Chapter 2: The Return of the Bug-Animals, Plus a New Surprise
Outside. Snakemantis began to sing.
 * The Six were already out and about when suddenly, the Lougers came charging through and headed torwords the Main 7!
 * Octavia: ".... Was that the Lougers?"
 * Dr. Whooves: "Ohhhhh boy. When they're here, trouble tends to form unexpectedly."
 * The six reached a forming crowd around the Main 7 and the Lougers privately discussing something.
 * Octavia: "..... What's going on?"
 * Applebloom: "They seem to be discussing something about a new upcoming problem."
 * Bon-Bon: "Another one.... Already?"
 * Scootaloo: "With the Lougers, it could be anything at this point. The Villain Leage. The Scoruge Imperials. Team Nefarious. (Annoyed) Junjie again. (Normal) Another OC villain of the week. Returning or completely new is opitional."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Or it's just Svengallop and Wind Rider causing trouble again."
 * Applebloom: "Maybe it's Eagle-Beak, or even an extremely dangerious monster attack!"
 * Octavia: "A MONSTER attack? Again? During another wedding? I most certainly hope not."
 * Scootaloo: "It's that, or it's just Starlight dealing with another problem of her past again."
 * Dr. Whooves: "Well, all her personal issues are resolved at this point so I guess that just leaves-"
 * ???: "AGENT SWEETIE DROPS!?"
 * Bon-Bon gasped!
 * The crowd looked up to see the Bug-Animals flying into Ponyville and landing where the crowd was before their landing caused the ponies but Bon-Bon to back away alittle bit.
 * Bug-Wolf: "YOUR TRUE HOUR OF RECONING HAS ARRIVED?! NOW, YOU WILL FINALLY PAY FOR OUR HUMILIATION SWEETIE DROPS!? And this time..... HE, WILL SEE TO IT PERSONALLY?!"
 * Bon-Bon: "..... No..... If you bring him here, Ponyville will never survive an attack from him!?"
 * Bug-Wolf: "(Laughs maliciously), THAT'S THE GENERAL IDEA, SWEETIE DROPS?! Your stupid horse town will not survive HIS FURY!? AND, NOT EVEN YOUR LOUGER FRIENDS WILL SCARE HIM SO EASILY!? Perhaps mainly because..... They won't think twice, WITHOUT THEIR BRAINS?!"
 * Music started to play as Bug-Wolf began to laugh maniacly as the ground began to shake, as a large figure rose from the ground that towered above even the Mayor's building!
 * Bon-Bon looked in fear and concern as the towering figure opened its eyes and is revailed as a Snake-Mantis creature.
 * Bug-Wolf: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?! I GIVE YOU, YOUR DOOMSDAY!? SNAKEMANTIS?!"


 * The Lougers and the Main 7 were briefly confused before they entered a battle-phase.
 * The heroes charged torwords the Bug-Animals as they began to fight!
 * Ponies scattered as Cheerilee was holding onto Big Mac!
 * Bon-Bon: "LYRA, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Snakemantis cut off the Peace 6's escape as he sang his next lyrics, before Ginormica began to go after him and the two began to fight!
 * Lyra: "Aww, Bonny I wanna watch the heroes fight the scary bug monsters!"
 * Bug-Fox armed her claws!
 * Bug-Fox: "How's about you watch THIS, LITTLE PONY?!"
 * Bug-Fox charged chackling crazily as she aimed to kill Lyra!
 * Bon-Bon: (She punched Bug-Fox straight through a wall) DON'T YOU TOUCH HER, YOU BUG-BRAT, OR I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS, AND SKULL-F*** YOU!!!
 * Dr. Whooves: My word, Bon-Bon, there might be fillies here.
 * Applebloom: Relax, Doc, we've heard cuss words so many times during these kinds of attacks, we've gotten used to it. Though our families ain't so forgiving.
 * Dr. Whooves: LOOK OUT!! (Snakemantis crashed in the middle of the crowd as they avoided him)
 * Snakemantis: GRRRRRRGGHHHH!!! (Shrieks at the heroes loudly as he sprayed massive amounts of fiery acid at them as they dodged)
 * Rico: (Hacks out a fire extinguisher and puts out the fires)
 * Snakemantis: (Sprays more acid)
 * Octavia: Oh, deary me, I hope they'll be okay.
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, please, they can kick some major butt no matter if that thing is a mutant of a great white shark or a T-Rex.
 * Octavia: Oh, I sure hope so. That Bug-Bear attack a long time ago cost a lot to repair. 400,000 bits.
 * Tiara: Oh, please, I asked the mayor to appoint my father into charity to pay for them a long time ago. He can surely pay for whatever damage this mantis-snake freak can do.
 * Applebloom: YEAH, KICK HIS BUTT, AJ!! KICK IT SO HARD, HE CRIES LIKE A BIG BABY!!! WAAAH, WAAAH, WAAAH!!
 * Sweetie Belle: Uh, AB, you're not really helping.
 * Scootaloo: Odd how they're not even speaking. It's almost as if this whole setup is special. (AB whispers something in her ear)... Really?... Well, good for them.
 * Snakemantis: (Sang another Lyric from his ongoing song) (Fires acid at the crowd until Merlin put a shield up to protect them)
 * Bon-Bon:... GOOD GRIEF?!
 * Applebloom:... (Faints)
 * Dr. Whooves: GREAT WICKERING STALLIONS!! That nearly gave me a heart attack!
 * Octavia:... I think we should be anywhere else than here. I for one don't wanna be melted in a fiery acid. Just leave our saviors to fend off that monster. (They left)
 * Bug-Badger: SHE'S GETTING AWAY!!
 * Bug-Fox: GET HER!! (They fly after them until Shen throws blades at them which stun them and they slump to the ground bleeding) OW!
 * Bug-Wolf: Good thing our exoskeletons are useful as makeshift armor. (Some of the Lodgers fight them off as the Elements of Peace escaped)

Chapter 3: The Teleporting Madness Begins/Crazy Planning
Whooves' Lab. Back outside. Back to Dr. Whooves' Lab Meanwhile... Meanwhile...
 * The Element Barer's of peace charged in!
 * Dr. Whooves: "There. I think we'll be safe in here until the ineditable happens."
 * Derpy: "Like what?"
 * Dr. Whooves: "Oh you know, like what always normally happens to threats like Snakemantis. The heroes fight them for a bit, then go through some very dramatic moments, a few jokes here and there, three certain lougers, Batty, Lucky Jack, and Private conguring their usual fears on what three of the Bug-Animals are part of, Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward go through some rather silly moments with the Bug-Bear akin to that Camping Episode their show had, then after Snakemantis does something too personal, this would lead to the Elements of Harmony activating their powers and with some help of the Lougers making sure those beasts don't escape, they get blasted back to Tartarus via "Tasting the Rainbow". It's pretty much a commen theme they go through."
 * Lyra: "Well, I'm sure as long as none of us does something stupid, (leans against an impourent-looking control panal) we're fine."
 * Dr. Whooves: "DAAAAAH OH NOOOO!? THAT'S MY TELEPORTER'S CONTROL PANAL?!"
 * Bon-Bon: "(Face-hooved) Celestia damn it, Lyra."
 * Lyra:...Oops. (The portal started to suck them all through as they screamed, leaving the lab empty and the device to shut down)...
 * Cheerilee and Big Mac watched the fight between the heroes and the Bug-Animals unfold.
 * Cheerilee: "..... Macy, our wedding is suppose to be today thanks to the mix-up! How are suppose to have it with a problem like this?"
 * Big Mac: Cranky and Matilda seemed to have done it just fine. I don't see how we can-
 * Cherilee: But, but, but that took a LOT of rushing and time. (Sees Amethyst Star (The same purple organizer pony from Slice of Life)) YOU!
 * Amethyst:... Me?
 * Cherilee: We need to move an entire wedding from the 29th to today!
 * Amethyst:... Huh? Deja vu. Well... Of course, Miss Cherilee, I'd gladly do it for you. Ever since that wedding with Cranky and Matilda, I've gone back into the organizing business. I did it in an entire day before, I can do it in an entire day again.... I hope.
 * Big Mac:... Say, where's Derpy? She said she was going to help with moving this wedding.
 * Amethyst: Oh, she ran off with her friends, and I last saw them heading to Dr. Whooves' lab.
 * Big Mac:... (They ran off there)
 * Big Mac: (They burst in, and finds nobody there)...Huh? They're not here.
 * Cherilee:... And a weird portal device seems to be smoking... (Gasps)... THEY MUST HAVE GOTTEN STRANDED!!!
 * Big Mac: Oh, tarnation! I sure hope they're alright.
 * Cherilee: I'm sure they'll figure something out. If they don't by the time the wedding starts, I'll alert the Lodgers. That sound good?
 * Big Mac:... Ee-yup.
 * Icky: (He was seen giving Snakemantis a sock in the nose rapid-kick in the face, and Spyro charged into his chest)
 * Snakemantis: (Snakemantis sang more of his lyrics) (Shen punched him in the face, and used his sword to cut off one of his mantis hands) (But the Snakemantis instead grew a new limb) (Sang more lyrics)
 * Rainbow Dash: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Snakemantis grabs her by the neck, smashes her several times into the ground, and grabs her mouth, and spits out some fiery acid onto his other hand)
 * Snakemantis: (Sang his Lyrics) (Shen sliced off his acid hand) (He regrew it back) (He sprays his fiery acid around the area as the Lodgers were barely able to avoid it, and Spyro used his ice breath to put out the fires)
 * Po: WA-HAH! (Kicks Snakemantis off, and Tigress kicked him into another direction, then Monkey to another, Shifu to another, and it ended with the Kung Fu Lodgers playing pinball with Snakemantis)
 * Snakemantis: (Still sings his song mostly unfazed) (As the fight continued, more ponies were seen watching and running from the battle, including the flower ponies, which fainted down and layed their often twitching their legs)
 * Daisy: THIS IS JUST AWFUL!!!
 * Rose: THE HORROR!! THE AWFUL AGONIZING AND UNBELIEVABLE HORROR!!!
 * Applebloom: (As the Crusaders ran by)... Do you girls have to do that with every mishap? Because it's getting kinda old.
 * Big Mac and Cheerilee saw how incrisingly dangerious the fight is getting.
 * Cheerilee: ".... On the other hand, it might not be a good idea trying to talk to them while THAT is going down."
 * Big Mac: "Then we're gonna have to find emergeny replacements!"
 * Cheerilee: "...... Crusaders, Tiara, Silver Spoon, The Element Barer's of peace fell victim to another Dr. Whooves' mishap and are likely trapped in another world. I need your help to make my wedding perfect!"
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, wow. Those six sure look like they'll be gone for a while
 * Scootaloo: But, Miss Cherilee, we don't even know the first thing about organizing a wedding, even if it has to be done in only a few hours.
 * Tiara: Well, I can do it. My father can pay for the decorations, and we can get the other fillies at school to help us.
 * Spoon: Yeah. But...Tiara, you think we can do it all in less than a few hours?
 * Tiara: Of course we can. Helping finance the playground at school only took a few hours.
 * Spoon: But this is all of Town Hall. We're talking among the biggest accomplishments of-
 * Tiara: Spoon, stop worrying. We can do this.
 * Applebloom: And we're sure to do what we can. I hope our cutie marks represent something like that.
 * Sweetie Belle:...Well, we'll see what we can do, Miss Cherilee.
 * Cherilee: Thanks, girls.
 * Tiara: Let's go, girls. (They left and started rounding up all the fillies from their school, and started gaining the decorations from Filthy Rich as this song played in the montage)
 * Applebloom: (They got the decorations in a pile) Well, girls, we did it!...
 * Spoon:...Now we just need to get the decorations set up.
 * Pipsqueak: WELL, THEN, WHAT'RE WE WAITING FOR?!? Let's do this for Miss Cherilee! (The fillies cheered)
 * Snakemantis: (Was still singing his song, though getting a bit wore out as Sandy and Applejack lassoed him and pulled him down)
 * Pony #1: Does that creature EVER do anything other than sing?
 * Snakemantis: SHUT UP! (He sprays acid at her as she avoided it, and continues singing)
 * Pony #1:... I guess not.
 * Pony #2: Wow, those Lodgers are sure kicking his ass.
 * Private: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! (He was being chased by the Bug-Badger)
 * Bug-Badger: COME TO PAPA, YOU ADORABLE LITTLE BADGER-PHOBE!! I JUST WANNA HUG YOU, WITH MY CLAWS!! (Skipper kicked him down) DOOF!! (He crashed to the ground)
 * Gloria: (She sits on Bug-Wolf)
 * Bug-Wolf: GET OFF OF ME, YOU FAT B****!! YOU'RE CRUSHING BY RIBS!!!
 * Bug-Fox: (She grabs Puss by the mouth) You wanna know what death tastes like? (Grasps his mouth with her claws, then Puss cat screams and claws her in the face) AOOWCH!!... OH, YOU LITTLE- (Donkey kicks her through a house as another pony in a shower was seen) WOW, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! Why the hell does THAT turn me on? (The pony scoffs and smacks her back towards Donkey, and Donkey bucks her back to the pony, and the whole thing starts over again) OW! OOF! OUMPH! OWCH! AYE! STOP! STOP IT! THAT... HURTS... LIKE... HELL! OWCH! I'M... LOSING... TEETH!! (The Bug-Bear was seen attacking some of the Lodgers including Fidget and Icky, while Fidget was about to be eaten and let out a blood-curdling scream, Icky got out his gun, and he got out a sign that says 'All the children in the audience, cover your eyes!', and he shot the Bugbear near the head, forming a small bleeding wound as the Bugbear roared in pain, and attacked Icky, slashing the gun from his wing, and Icky dodged it's swipe)
 * Snakemantis: (He was still singing and he broke out of the ropes holding him, and sprayed more acid that the Lodgers dodged. Meanwhile, Filthy Rich was seen on the phone in another house)
 * Filthy Rich: Yes, Mrs. Mulberry Bush, I know there's a hole in your bathroom. My daughter's looking to have that fixed as we speak through my finances. Trust me, you'll have showers again soon. Please hold.... Don't worry, Mr. McAnger, I can safely say I don't doubt that a Bug-Wolf and a scienctificly inaccreate Pteradactyl just crashed through your kitchen fighting and biting eachother. (Looks to see Thunderclap and Bug-Wolf doing that)..... I just saw it myself. It'll be covered at a great convinence. Please hold... Ms. Cat, I'll assure you that all your cats are safe from the ongoing battle. Though I do recimend you take them somewhere safe just to be sure. Please hold... Don't worry Miss Cowsberry, I do not doubt that a bunch of Southern Steriotype Raptors were fighting against A Bug-Bear, I mean, I am pretty much seeing all this myself from my mansion window, you and many others don't need to worry about me being spectical.

Chapter 4: Stranded on Futurasia/Cherilee's Exes
Futurasia Futurasian Lab. Cutaway Present Back in Equestria... Elsewhere. The Spa. Elsewhere. The Spa. Elsewhere. The Spa. Outside the Spa. Apple Farm. Ponyville Town Hall Back on Futurasia... Cutaway Present Dr. Klick-Fists' Lab
 * Dr. Whooves: (They all came out a portal and ended up falling across some air traffic, and they were able to safely land by going into some slums in a marketplace. They bounced across the bouncy tops of a stand and landed on their backs)... Great Wickering Stallions! What a trip.
 * Derpy: Yeah. But... Hey, at least your device works, Doc.
 * Dr. Whooves: Yeah, but... WE'RE STRANDED ON ANOTHER WORLD!!
 * Lyra: A world of... (Gasps as he sees all the humans accompanying the other alien citizens)... HUMANS?!?
 * Bon-Bon: And aliens. I mean, look at them all.
 * Lyra: Who cares about the other aliens? Not meaning to sound anti-alien or anything. I GET TO MEET REAL-LIFE HUMANS!!! (Squees smiling wildly)
 * Bon-Bon: Uh, Lyra, I think we need to focus on getting back home to Equstria, and NOT for your human fetishes. Doc, you DID bring a way to get back to Equestria, right?
 * Dr. Whooves: That's the thing! I was still in the process of creating a return beacon. It was still 64% completed, and now we have no way to get back.
 * Bon-Bon:... (Her eyes twitched)
 * Lyra: Oh, come on guys, it's not all that bad. This is our first off-world adventure.
 * Bon-Bon: BUT THERE'S A WEDDING THAT WE NEEDED TO HELP WITH, REMEMBER?!?
 * Lyra:... Oh... Well, s***! But look at this place. Humans sharing a world with aliens. I kinda wanna explore this world.
 * Dr. Whooves: And it seems to be a world which the technology level is far greater than mine or the rest of Equestria. This world seems to astonish me. With technology like this, I'm sure these 'humans' have the capabilities to create a portal back to Equestria.
 * Octavia: Well, thank Celestia. This place seems too extreme and WAY too alienating for my taste if you pardon my ill-fated word given the situation.
 * Dr. Whooves: So... Where do we start? (The six were surprised)
 * Octavia:... Oh, blast! We don't know which way to go! How do the Lougers DEAL with things like this?!
 * ???: I can help you. (An adorable young human girl arrived in blue clothing)
 * Lyra: (Gasps fangasmingly) OH MY GOSH!!! A HUMAN FILLY!!!
 * Child: What's a filly?
 * Lyra:.... Wait, my mistake, I forgot, the correct word is "Child", but still. AWWWW, LOOK AT HER, LOOK AT HER, SHE'S SO CUTE!!! (Pets her head) I just wanna eat her up.
 * Child:... Why would you wanna eat me?
 * Lyra:... It's a figure of speech. I mean, come on, I'm a unicorn pony, so OBVIOUSLY I'm a vegitarian.
 * Child: What's that mean?
 * Lyra:... (Softly chuckles) You human children are just so cute with that naiveté.
 * Child: (Giggles) You ponies are weird. Here! (Gives them a small colorful flower)
 * Lyra:... She... She actually gave us a flower? HNNNG?! MY, HEART, CAN'T, TAKE IT?!
 * Bon-Bon: "Lyra, please don't embarise yourself in front of a new world of beings."
 * Child: I always greet aliens with these. They're my favorite flower.
 * Dr. Whooves:... My word, is that child really nice. Though I imagine they don't have a strong sense of Stranger danger in this world. You would think that be a very universeal philosify.
 * Octavia: What, pray tell, is your name?
 * Child: Jenny. Jenny Futter. My daddy's in the Magellan Cloud Core.
 * Dr. Whooves: CORE? As in... A police force?
 * Child (Jenny): I guess.
 * Dr. Whooves:... Well, Jenny, I think you just solved our problem.
 * Jenny: Yeah, I heard. My father's not too far behind, he's apprehending a shoplifter. Come on. (They left)
 * Some MCC members are seen draging away a feminate red lizard alien.
 * Alien: "AW COME ON, YOU DIPSHITS!? WHAT CHOICE DID I HAD!? DIDN'T YOU SEEN THE PRICES THIS PLACE IS MAKING!? IT'S CRIMINAL?!"
 * The Chief: "Don't make this worse on yourself then already, Miss Kriss."
 * Kriss: "AW COME ON, MY HUSBAND'S TERMINALLY ILL AND MY KIDS ARE AUTISTIC?! I'M THE ONLY ONE THEY HAVE NOW?! YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO LEAVE THEM ORPHANS BY TAKING ME TO JAIL?!?"
 * Chief: I'm sorry, Kriss, but laws are laws. We'll have a talk with the manager of the mall for setting reasonable prices next time, but until you're released, we'll have to send your kids to an orphanage.
 * Kriss:...(Sighs)...Why has life put me in the crapper right now?
 * Chief: I'm sorry about this, Miss Kriss. We'll make sure situations like this will cause you to break the law again. I'll see what Commander LaSola can do for this. She's the one who does some of the morality work in the MCC. Even my daughter wants me to be a good and nice officer for the law. Speaking of which, LaSola? (An alien in the same outfit appeared)
 * LaSola: Yes, General Futter?
 * Chief (General Futter): Where's my daughter?
 * LaSola: Oh, she's in the marketplace waiting for you.
 * Futter: YOU LEFT HER ALONE?!?
 * LaSola: No, no, no, no, no, she said she would wait patiently. She's a mature girl. I seemed to teach her well as a babysitter.
 * Jenny: DADDY! (Jenny appeared with the Elements of Peace)
 * Futter: Oh, there you are, honey....Who are those behind you?
 * Jenny: They're aliens that need to get back to their homeworld. They need advice from you.
 * Futter: Well...I am pretty busy, sweetie. I need to get Miss Kriss here to custody.
 * Jenny:...I'm sorry for you, Miss Kriss.
 * Kriss: Don't worry about me, Jenny. Just...just promise me you'll keep my kids company while I'm gone.
 * Jenny: I promise with a capital 'P'....(Scoffs) Pee.
 * Futter: JENNY!
 * Jenny: Sorry.
 * Dr. Whooves: Mr. Futter, we need some assistance to get back to Equestria.
 * Futter: Equestria? You're supposed to be from that world that those bronies go gaga for, aren't you? The Galactic Feds have been dealing with a lot of situations there. That was also the same place the Robotic Circus Fiasco happened.
 * Octavia: Indeed. That's why we need to get back home. You see, there's a wedding that has to be moved to today, and one of us owes it to the newly-weds to get it finished on time.
 * Futter:... That wedding has to be finished in a hurry? Wow, what exactly happened?
 * Derpy: I accidentally sent the invitations to their wedding with today's date instead of the 29th. (Squees)
 * Jenny: Oh, wow. I'm really sorry for that.
 * Futter: Well... I don't know if we can do this all in time.
 * Octavia: You must, General! Besides, I'm just not meant for this place. There's things that I feel I can't operate with hooves.
 * Jenny: Yeah, most of the stuff require fingers, including those cool weapons my dad is carrying. I like how he fights.
 * Bon-Bon: Please, General. As a fellow protector for justice, I feel that, with the technology you have, the sources you have are more than capable of pulling it off.
 * Futter:... Well... I guess I can try it. But don't expect any miracles. I might know someone who could offer you exactly what you need. But fair warning: the good Hadroan, tends to get all 4 of his arms full."
 * Octavia: "I just hope that- Wait, 4?"
 * A four-armed being was seen testing a science project.
 * A female red-skined being was seen entering.
 * Female Being: "Doctor Klick-Fists, are you sure this remote teleportation thing is a remotely good idea?"
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "Pfft! Hashtag overly-concerned assistent Zylkin Sii-Reen. Lols. Super Teleportation 9088 + epic genius Klick-Fists + Smexy Sii-Reen = LODS OF EMONE!"
 * Sii-Reen: "That's what you said about your invention of using the brain to actcess the internet and your STILL stuck with internet-speak."
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "Dislike, unsuscripte, downvote, NOPE! Hashtag this is garrintied to work! I LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL AT HATERS! Haters gonna hate!"
 * Sii-Reen: "Well your old doubters are not gonna start doubting you less if you keep making mistake after mistake."
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "HASHTAG, ALL THE COMPLETION!? (DRAMATICLY HELD HIS DEVICE) Like, Suscripte, Upvote, YEE?!"
 * Dr. Klick pressed a open, and the device opened a portal to another world, amazed Sii-Reen in the progress!
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "LOL!? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!? HASHTAG SUCCESS?! L, O, D, S, O, F, E, M, O, N, E, What's that spell, LODS OF EMONE?!"
 * Sii-Reen took a closer look and gasped!
 * Sii-Reen: "SIR!? THAT'S THE PLANET OF RABID HIDOUS RAT PEOPLE?! CLOSE IT BEFOR-"
 * Suddenly, Hidious Rabid Rat-like creatures started to charge through!
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "...... (This video)"
 * Sii-Reen: "Oh NOW look what you did! As usual... (Activates a combat suit on herself) I have to be the one who takes care of everything."
 * The Hidious Rat People charged after Sii-Reen, but she leaps up into the air, reverse flips and activates a combat staff and started to battle the Hidious Rat People!
 * Dr. Klick-Fists climbed to the highest cuppburd, trying to keep away from persisent Rat People!
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "OMG WTF OMFG?! HASHTAG HELP!?"
 * Sii-Reen: Relax, Dr. Fists, we can deal with this. The MCC is soon to come in and deal with the situation. (Futter, LaSola, Jenny, and the ponies appeared)
 * Futter: Hello? Is anybody- (Gasps, seeing all the rat people which squeak-shrieked loudly at them) HOLY HADURS, WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE?!?
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: HASHTAG, LINK TO PLANET OF THE HIDIOUS RAT PEOPLE, HASHTAG OBVIOUSLY!?
 * Sii-Reen: He's saying they came from the portal and are trying to eat us.
 * Futter: Not on our watch! Jenny, get behind me! (The troops got out their guns and began firing at the rat people, which some were able to resist the attacks, with exception 3 weaker ones droping dead)
 * Jenny: (Shivers at the violence and covers her eyes)
 * Lyra: THINGS JUST GOT CRAZY VERY QUICKLY!!!... Jenny, why are you covering your eyes? Didn't you say you liked how your dad fights?
 * Jenny: Yes, but I don't like violence and blood.
 * Futter: (The troops drove the rat people back towards the portal) GET BACK TO THE HIDIOUS RAT PEOPLE PLANET, YOU UGLY OLD GOYLES BEFORE WE EXTERMINATE YOU FROM THE FACE OF THE UUNIVERSES!!! (They were driven back into the portal and they immediately shut it)
 * Dr. Klick-Fists:... OMG, (Dubbed as kid from Incredibles) THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!! HASHTAG, AWESOMESS LEVELS RISING, DUDE!!
 * LaSola: Does he still have that brain condition that resulted in that experiment that allows for access to the Internet from your brain?
 * Sii-Reen: Yes. He kinda forgot to create a data-translating interface to allow the device to correspond with the brain properly. As the result, all he knows now is data and purely the Internet. It's all he speaks now until we can find a way to cure that.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: Yeah, that's totally whack, man. WTF, it always makes me feel... AWESOME AS S***! HASHTAG BUTTLOAD OF AWESOMENESS!! Would you like to sign up for YouTube Red?
 * Octavia: "..... Oh please tell me HE'S not gonna build us a way to get back to Equestia."
 * Sii-Reen: "Look, I don't blame your concern in light of what just happened, but, in terms of getting you back home, he's the only guy avaluable to help you. There are others, but they're often busy with impourent exspeariments, nobel prizes, and often just being hard to contect. He's the guy you need at the time being."
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "Hashtag yes I am. Marketing Lingo: Take it or leave it."
 * Octavia: "..... I really don't feel save about this."
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "Sadface hashtag hurt feelings, sad kitten pictures. Why brony affections dislike hashtag super genius inventor?"
 * Futter: "You mean outside that they're afraid you might end up bring the hidious rat people back, or worse?"
 * Lyra: "Please good sir, it's nothing against you, I'm sure your a great inventer, it's just.... Your almost like Dr. Whooves on steriods and internet memes in terms on how everything backfires."
 * Dr. Whooves: "HEY, WHEN AM I EVER AS BAD AS THIS GUY?!"
 * Octavia: "You mean outside of OUR SITUATION AT HOOF?!"
 * Dr. Whooves: "Hey, tecnecally, that was Lyra's fault for sitting her fat bum on the control panal!?"
 * Lyra: "FAT?! (Makes a stick of celery appear and nerviously starts eating it!?)"
 * Bon-Bon: "Whooves, how DARE YOU!? Lyra is very sensitive about her body?!"
 * Dr. Whooves: "Well Lyra was the one who said I'm as bad as Dr. Accident over there!?"
 * Dr. Klick-Fists started to make a wimpering face.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "HASHTAG ACCOUNT CLOSED?!"
 * Dr. Klick-Fists runs away crying!?
 * Octavia: "Oh now look what you did, you clumsy inventor?!"
 * Dr. Whooves: "CLUMSY?!"
 * The 3 Ponies began arguing!?
 * Lyra was still eating Celery and didn't notice.
 * Derpy: "Guys, please stop arguing, I.... Vinyl, do something!"
 * Vinyl stood annoying at her three friends arguement. She brought out a bass and blasted loud music at them to get their attention!?
 * Octavia: "...... Vinyl, did you blast loud music at us because you felt that we're being immature at the moment?" (Vinyl nods 'yes')...Well...let's just all apologize to that doctor and see if he can actually improve on that device.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: (Appeared again) Surprised face hashtag relieved emotion. You mean it? Tear drops fading away. This doctor will make sure this device will take you back to Equestria. (Dubbed as Heavy) FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC!! Embarrassing face hashtag chuckles.
 * Octavia: Oh, dear, I can barely understand you. I have no clue what this 'Internet' thing is, but it sounds like something big.
 * Lyra: Oh, the Internet is a data network on human computers which allow for access to lots of information. I was able to get my hooves on a laptop, which I still own.
 * Bon-Bon:...And I do NOT wanna tell you the prime reason why she wanted it.
 * Jenny:...But how do you use a laptop with no fingers?
 * Lyra: You learn a few things when you love humans that much.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: I can do it for you, ladies, smiley face.
 * Dr. Whooves:...Has he always liked the Internet so much to get him into that situation?
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: (Before being Internet-brained) I'm gonna do an Internet! (Taps a key on the keyboard, and a rainbow blast comes from the screen breezing by him) WHOOOA!
 * Another Hadroan: Well, I'm gonna do a book. (Presses a book page) Oh.
 * Sii-Reen: That's a big fat yes.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: Are you sure you want to exit this world?
 * Dr. Whooves:...What an odd question.
 * Sii-Reen: It's just his computer brain asking if you wanna exit this world, like when exiting a tab.
 * Bon-Bon: Then yes.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: "Hashtag, please return to Futurasia soon and have a nice day."
 * Octavia: ".... The sooner you get that weird internet speak thing fixed, the better. His talking like internet phrases and memes is bound to cause some sort of confusian and get him in trouble."
 * Sii-Reen: "Kinda, too late for that. (Holds up a holographic news paper about Klick being assulted by an angry Balcoran)."
 * Octavia: ".... I don't think I even want to do know what he said to offend that lion-being."
 * Sii-Reen: But sadly...it's not completed yet. That activation was just a test. We need to calibrate it so it can comprehend coordinates correctly.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: (Dubbed as Homer) NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLA!
 * Dr. Whooves:...How long will that take, exactly?
 * Sii-Reen: Oh...about two hours, give or take.
 * Octavia:...Well, that isn't that bad, right?
 * Derpy: Well, we do have 6 hours until the wedding starts, so...perhaps 2 hours can be a pretty acceptable time.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: (Dancing to 'Never Gonna Give You Up' as it was playing in his head) There's no strangers to love...you know the rules, and so do I...
 * Jenny: OH, I LOVE THIS SONG!!
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: You just got Rick Roll'd. LOLOLOLOLOLOLLIPOP! Hashtag, getting device fixed. (They get started fixing the machine)
 * Jenny:...Well...you wanna do something with me in the park while we wait?
 * Futter: I'll take you there. Perseus is supposed to be there for National Robot Appreciation Day. We've moved a long time since we segregated robots.
 * Jenny: Yay! I finally get to see that awesome robot! Haven't seem him in person in years.
 * Futter: Yes, Perseus has been a great hero who helped stop an entire war of robots long ago. But be warned, dear, that Perseus is like a police dog, and is not meant for interaction with adoring people.
 * Jenny: I know, daddy. He didn't notice me last time I saw him.
 * Futter: Alright, you two. Call us as soon as you finish the portal device.
 * Lyra: Well...I suppose we could spare some time in this...human-populated...world. (Chuckles softly)
 * Jenny: What is it with you and my species, Ms. Heartstrings?
 * Bon-Bon: It's better you don't know, kid. Now let's go. (They left)
 * Dr. Klick-Fists:...(Dubbed as Abridged Popo)...Byyye! Hashtag ominous comedy.
 * Sii-Reen: Doctor, what did I say about playing disturbing Internet data?
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: Sorry face, Hashtag, my bad.
 * The Snakemantis still sang his song, to the annoyence of the Lougers and the Ponies.
 * Cheerilee was seen in the Spa.
 * Cheerilee: "..... Wow, who know Snakemantis was a dedicated Voltaire fan."
 * The Spa ponies were seen massasing Cheerilee.
 * Cheerilee: "Oh..... What a day to get married."
 * ???: "It seem pretty clear you should've picked a better day."
 * Cheerilee looked to see the Pie Family.
 * Cheerilee: "Oh. You must be Pinkie Pie's amish family."
 * Limestone: "Yep. Since Big Mac's a maybe family member, we figured we come to see it ourselves.... Though.... Marble hasn't been herself lately."
 * Cheerilee: "How so?"
 * Maud: "She's unhealthfully jealious of you."
 * Cheerilee: "JEALIOUS!? Why? Isn't Big Mac possability her cousin given that one episode where Pinkie and the Apple Family went on that crazy trip to confirm it?"
 * Maud: "Well, the thing with that unconfirmed relation is.... It might not nessersarly be true. It could be just an error on Twilight's part, or the real ponie's name was considered too much of a disgrace to ever talk about again, so his name was scratched off."
 * Cheerilee: "Well I'm sure she's mature and well-behaived enough to-"
 * Limestone: "MARBLE, YOU BETTER NOT JAB THAT BUTCHER'S KNIFE INTO CHEERILEE'S NECK?!"
 * Marble was spotted doing just that as Cheerilee gave a scared face!
 * Marble: "...... I..... Was..... Joking! Yeahhhh..... Joking...... (Twitches uncontrolably) Jooooooooooooooooooookiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggga."
 * Cheerilee: "....... If I had lemonaide, I'd spill it right now."
 * Igntus drags Marble away!
 * Igntus: "Ye be needing to forgive Marble. My poor little girl once suffered a break-up from a simular looking stallian back in our country.... She's been a shy recluse ever since. We tried to insist that Big Mac may be kin by law and there for would tecnecly count as incest. And even in yonder Equestia, that isn't much appresiated."
 * Cheerilee: "..... Tell you what. I, had ALOT of ex-boyfriends that didn't work out. I could introduse one of them to her."
 * Limestone: "Just as long as they don't worship demons or aren't crazed alien worshippers then I have no objections."
 * Cheerilee stared with a black face.
 * Cheerilee: "..... And, you pretty much just shot down at least 96% of my ex-boyfriends. Half'n'half are more or less what you said."
 * Maud: "What's the 4 percent?"
 * Cheerliee: "Well... There was this lovely unicorn stallian who was a real dreamboat. He once wish to introduse Ipads into Equestia.... But.... Kevin kinda beat him to it awhile back.... I wonder where he is now?"
 * A crying Unicorn Staillian was seen ontop of the tallest building in Manehatten!
 * Unicorn Staillian: "GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD?!"
 * He tried to jump, but some Pegicious in police uniform catched him!
 * Cop 1: ".... Dude. Seriously? You tried to commit sueiside, in a world where there's such a thing as flying horses?"
 * Cop 2: "Also, dude. Kevin hasn't even been relivent since 2012. Let it go."
 * Limestone: "Hey genius, we're amish remember, we reject tecknowagey."
 * Cheerilee: "Oh right. Well, how about, this one Lumberjack Earth Pony I met.... He was a hunk. Though..... I heard he kinda had an accsident."
 * Maud: "What kind of accsident?"
 * A big bulky Earth Pony Staillian was seen crying while wearing pants.
 * Earth Pony: "(Extremely High-Pitched voice) My poor Pee-pee..... (Cries)?!"
 * The other Lumberjacks stared uncomfertably.
 * Lumberjack 1: ".... He did NOT took taking an ax to his crotch too well."
 * Lumberjack 2: "Well who the fuck would man?"
 * Cheerilee: "...... You don't wanna know.... Let's just say.... I hope you don't want kids from him."
 * The Pie Family blushed from that.
 * Ignius: "No, need to explain more.... We, have a safe assumtion."
 * Cheerilee: "Well, I also once dated this wonderful business pegicious. He was charasmatic, adaptable, relieable, and rich.... Sadly.... He was taken away from me by this mare with the Snake Cutie Mark. I had my concerns about who she really was though, but, I just assume she was after him for his money like the stank she was and not anyone truely dangerious. Though.... I never seen any of those two ever again since."
 * A pegicious Staillian was tied to the wall along with other males of pony and mythic beast origin, all stripped of most of their clothes and covered in scars simular to snakes and a snake bite.
 * A Yellow Unicorn Mare moved her body in a snake-like fastion.
 * Yellow Unicorn Mare: "..... Hello my darlings. Mama has brought over a new playmate. Say hello, to Bunson."
 * A business-dressed Sayter was seen and looked in horror at what happened!
 * The other mares were panicing and muffling, as if trying to warn the guy to make a run for it.
 * Bunson the Sayter: "..... HOLY SHIT MANS?!"
 * Bunson tried to make a run for it, but the Unicorn Mare blocked it and is mostly silluetted except for her backside.
 * Bunson: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-Slitheather, babe, we, we can talk about this! I, can respect that your obviously are into being a dominmatrix, but, I'm, not the kinda goat-man who plays it like that, I-"
 * Slitheather the Unicorn Mare laughed in an almost snake-like matter!
 * Slitheather: "Honny, I am MORE then just a dominmatrix?! (Reveils the rest of her body as it is now a snake body, giving her a Gorgon-like appearence) I, am a GORGON PONY DOMINMATRIX?! And I am the eorodic collector of some of the finest men in Equestia. And giving you all sensational pleasure powers me to become stronger and undetectable to even the Celestial sisters! Now what do say we have our fun girls? (Her mane turns into a head-full-of-snakes who hiss in excitment)."
 * Bunson screams like a little girl!?
 * Slitheather pounced onto Bunson!
 * Bunson: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I SHOULD WARN YOU!? I AM A VERY IMPOURENT SAYTER!?"
 * Siltheather: "(Chuckles with her snake hair) Do tell?"
 * Bunson: "YES?! I, AM THE FINANCEL ADVISER, TO THE EQUESTIAN FBI?!"
 * Slitheather: "HA?! You think those twats are gonna care some stupid goatman's gone messing and-" (Suddenly, several ponies in FBI suits appeared flipping inside)
 * FBI Pony #1: At last! Good work manipulating Slitheather into leading you here, Bunson.
 * Bunson: Well, it's about time you got here! I thought I was gonna be gorgon-bait for a second!
 * Slitheather: YOU LEAD THEM HERE?!? (Hisses angrily) WELL, NO MATTER! I'LL HAVE THESE BASTARDS TURNED TO STONE BEFORE THEY CAN LAY A HOOF ON ME!
 * FBI Pony #2: Joke's on you, Slitheather. We're all unicorns that have built up a special immunity to stoning spells. Nothing is going to stop us from finally bringing you to justice.
 * Slitheather: (Hisses loudly and angrily) THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU THE HARD WAY!! (Arms her venomous fangs which leak a venom which burns the area it drops on) PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR INSIDES BURN LIKE FIRE!! (Leaps towards them as they dodged. While they were fighting her off, Bunson freed Slitheather's victims)
 * Bunson: Come on, quick! (They escaped)
 * Pegasus Stallion: Thank you for this, Mr. Bunson. Now I can finally see Miss Cherilee again.
 * Bunson:...About that...she's having a wedding in Ponyville today.
 * Pegasus Stallion: (A glass-shatter sound was heard as he was surprised)...What?
 * Bunson: I'm sorry. You've been gone for far too long. She's found somepony else now. I'm sure there's somepony else out there that's well-suited for you.
 * Pegasus Stallion:...(Softly starts sobbing as he went off with them as Slitheather noticed them)
 * Slitheather: NO! GET BACK HERE!!! (Uses her stone ability, and turns some of the victims into stone) I SAID STOP!!! (The FBI agents restrain her down, cover up her eyes and mouth, and arrest her)
 * FBI #1: Like I was saying, you're under arrest!
 * The Chief entered in.
 * Chief: "Good job agents.... (Sighs). Wish I could say it was flawless. We better get some de-gorgon stoners here asap."
 * Cheerilee: "Well, where ever he is, I hope he's ok."
 * Quarts: "Well if you don't know where it is, then we don't either."
 * Cheerilee: "I figured as much, so, I saved the best for last.... One thing though. What's, your opinion on Hippogriffs?"
 * Limestone: "Lady, we're amish, not rednecks. If you think we're racest to Hippogriffs, then MAN do you need to get your ponies straight."
 * Cheerilee: "Well, he was a magnifisent specimen. His name, is El Quinciador."
 * Maud: "..... I just had a brain fart. Is there an easier way to name him?"
 * Cheerilee: "Well, I always abrigded his name as "Quincy". We had a romance akin to cheesy romance novels. It was almost perfect.... Until sadly..... Quincy went into a sea adventure and..... Never returned.... I..... I assumed it's either because of a storm, or he simply forgotten about me like.... It was never meant to be....."
 * Quarts: "It, sort've sounded like you missed him."
 * Cheerilee: "I do, but..... Big Mac mended my heart and.... I moved on. Marble, I'm sorry for wasting your time with this, I only meant to-"
 * The sound of the door being smacked down was heard, and everyone looked to see a silluetted figure, as it was reveiled to be a spanich attired Hippogriff wearing a zumba hat, was dressed like an adventurer, and had epicly beautiful feathers in shape of hair while overly dramatic spanich music played!
 * Cheerilee: "QUINCY?!"
 * Quincy: "Yes, my lovely Cheerilee! I, El Quinciador, have returned! I took practicly years to bring to you, (Pulls out a beautiful Alicorn-like Meddailian) The golden Alicorn Ambulet of Heavenslight! As this treasurey lost since the vanishing of Celestia's parents, binds us forever in universe choosen love and-"
 * Cheerilee: "Uh, yeah, (Nerviously laughs)..... Funny story, Quincy........ You see..... Uh...... (Sighs defeatedly)..... I'm getting married to an apple farmer named Big Macintosh."
 * The Fight between the Heroes and the Bug-Animals are seen.
 * El Quincy's voice: "QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE?!"
 * This momentarly caught the group off guard, but they quickly resume!
 * El Quincy busted out of the Spa in anger!?
 * El Quincy: "I WILL FIND THIS MACINTOSH BASTURD AND EL CHALLNAGE HIM TO EL DUELSO?!"
 * El Quincy ran off!
 * Cheerilee ran after him!
 * Cheerilee: "QUINCY, PLEASE! IT WAS NOTHING AGAINST YOU, I, I JUST THOUGHT YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME!? WAIT?!"
 * Cheerilee followed!
 * Big Mac stood concerned, having had heard the loud scream.
 * Big Mac: "..... Why am I suddenly get the feeling that things are about to get needlessly dramat-"
 * ???: "(A ROAR WAS HEARD!?)
 * El Quincy landed onto the house and knocked the door hard!?
 * Granny Smith answered!
 * Granny Smith: "LANDSAKES, MAN, ARE YOU VACCUM SALESMEN GETTING HOSTILE OR SOMETHING?"
 * Quincy: "I AM NOT HERE TO EXCHANGE GOODS, ELDERLY MARE?! I AM LOOKING FOR THE ONE NAMED, BIG MACINTOSH!?"
 * Granny Smith: "Big Mac? Why do you want to see him, good sir?"
 * Quincy: "HE HAS STOLEN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, AND I WISH TO CHALLNAGE HIM, INTO A DUEL?!"
 * Granny Smith: "Wait, your talking about Cheerilee? Ohhh boy. Let me guess. Jealious Ex-Boyfriend?"
 * Quincy: "I AM NOT AN EX?! I AM THE RIGHTFUL CURRENT UNTIL THAT USURPER STOLE HER FROM ME WHILE I WAS AWAY TO GET CHEERILEE A BEAUTIFUL AMBULET OF ALICORN GODS?!"
 * Big Mac came in.
 * Big Mac: "Now, now, sir, I want to insist that I did not've meant to steal your girl. Why, I think I know who you are. You'll be El Quincy, right? Cheerilee told me about you once. You have to understand that you were gone for so long, that she ended up assuming you moved on. How's about we go in, have some apple cider and settle this like reasonable adults and-"
 * Quincy: "SO YOU ARE BIG MACINTOSH?!..... Honestly, I thought you'd be bigger. I CHALLNAGE YOU INTO A DUEL TO THE DEATH, JUST BEFORE THE FINAL HOUR OF THE WEDDING!? IT SHALL BE A DUEL OF HONOR?! FAILURE TO DO SO WILL BRING ENTURNAL SHAME TO YOUR FAMILY?!"
 * Big Mac: "Now good sir, let's think for a minute. First of all, you kinda came at a bad time. My sister and her friends are kinda in a middle of battling the Bug-Animals. Secondly, isn't a sword-fight to the death abit to, well, 1700s like? I would still prefer we disguss this like gentlemen and-"
 * Quincy: "A BEAUTIFUL MARE LIKE CHEERILEE IS WORTH DYING FOR?! ARE YOU SAYING YOUR TOO COWERDLY TO DIE FOR HER?!"
 * Big Mac: "Alchourse not! I'm just saying we should be civil about this and-"
 * Quincy: "SILENCE?! THE FINAL HOUR OF THE WEDDING!? WINNER GETS TO THE THE GROOM!? LOSER, (Mimics a slith as he moves his fingers across the neck), COMPRENDE?!"
 * Big Mac started to shake!
 * Big Mac: "..... (Wimpfully).... Eee-yup."
 * Quincy: "..... See you soon, Pig-Dog!?"
 * Quincy flew up!
 * Cheerilee arrived too late!
 * Cheerilee: "Oh no! Big Mac, Quincy didn't just challnaged you into a duel, did he?"
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup.
 * Cherilee:...Oh, well then, consider his chances of getting me back OFFICIALLY dashed! If he thinks you're going to treat me like some kind of prize, then he's got another thing coming. QUINCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! (Her words echoed, and in 5 seconds, Quincy arrives)
 * Quincy: Yes, my sugar-pie?
 * Cherilee: (Slaps him across the beak) WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU EVEN THINKING TREATING BIG MAC LIKE THIS?!? CHALLENGING HIM TO A DUEL THAT HE HAS NO EXPERIENCE IN, AND WOULD LEAD TO YOU KILLING HIM FOR ME?!? What kind of 'boyfriend' do you think you are? I thought you were BETTER than this!
 * Quincy: Cherilee, I'm doing this for us.
 * Cherilee: NO, YOU'RE DOING THIS FOR YOURSELF!! You're going to treat me like a prize, and expect to go somewhere?!? That's not being a good boyfriend! What has that sea expedition done to you?!? Has a pirate somehow given you brain damage?!? The Quincy I knew wouldn't do something like this! And after all this, I can see that you really HAVE changed! You're the biggest mistake of my life! (Quincy was hurt by those words)
 * Granny:...Wow, talk about going too far.
 * Quincy:...Cherilee...there was a reason I was gone this long! Pirates invaded our boat, and left me lost. I lost my crew, and I was searching this entire world for Ponyville to give you the lost alicorn ambulet of Heavenslight! It took me over 9 years to get back here! I was so determined to finding you. I thought you were miserable that I wasn't around and couldn't fulfill my promise! But I have come back. I wanted to be reunited with you. But...then THOSE WORDS...they've broken my heart! I loved you! You were the only one who kept me surviving all these years. AND NOW IT'S WASTED!!! (Cries)
 * Cherilee: Quincy, wait, don't cry, please! I didn't mean it like that! I thought you had moved on, that's all! 9 years is a long time, you know. How was I to know about what you were going through?
 * Quincy: ".... Well, that's the problema.... You weren't able. You are not a Unicorn, but a beautiful delicate Earth Pony. I, had thought you would've waited for me, reserved yourself for me, and knew we were destine togather."
 * Big Mac: ".... I think this is clearly nothing but a big misunderstanding. You see, originally, Cheerilee and myself weren't originally that interested in eachother.... We uh, (chuckles), kinda became an item by accsident when my little sister and her friends tried to bring us togather with a love potion."
 * Quincy: "...... Well, if it was an accsident, then, why are you two-"
 * Big Mac: "Well, we, kinda grew to like each-other's company. We were gonna marry much earlier, but, for all the darnest reasons we keep getting interupted by monster attacks."
 * Quincy: "What kind of monster attacks?"
 * Cheerilee: "It's a LONG story."
 * Quincy:...(Wipes his tears)...So...what about me?
 * Cherilee: Well, I'm sorry to say, can we still be friends?
 * Quincy:...(Takes deep breath)...As an honorable hippogriff, I will accept that you've moved on. And I'm sorry for all the trouble.
 * Cherilee: And I'm sorry for yelling at you. You WERE gonna challenge Big Mac to a fight to the death.
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup.
 * Granny Smith: Well, I guess all is well, then. Mr. Quincy, I think you can help a little bit with the wedding today.
 * Quincy: I'll do my best. After all, it's what Cherry would want from her old fiancé.
 * Cherilee: Good. (The two hug) Now let's go. Let's hope the Lodgers are doing well in quelling that snake-mantis monster, and the girls are doing well with the decorations.
 * Quincy: "Uno momento though.... What am I suppose to do with Heavenslight's ambulet now?"
 * Granny Smith: "Oh, let's just say, I think Celestia will be happy to take that off yer hands."
 * Tiara: "Keep it stedy, keep it stedy people. This wedding needs to be as perfect as a storybook ending. We're talking about a wedding that happens after the dragon is slain. (A Dragon worker stared surprised.) A BAD dragon, mind you."
 * Dragon: "Alcourse."
 * Applebloom: I must say, Tiara, decorating this place is starting to go pretty smoothly....Do you think those six ponies will make it back to Equestria safely?
 * Scootaloo: I don't know, but I hope they do. It's only 5 hours until the wedding starts.
 * Sweetie Belle: Yeah. They took down an evil chaotic destroyer for crying out loud.
 * Tiara: We can worry about them later. Right now, we have some stuff to do. Would you girls like to help me with the progress of the bigger decorations? I think I CAN convince my dad to get us takeout food as a reward.
 * Applebloom:...I guess that wouldn't hurt. Let's give it a try. (They assisted other fillies with bigger decorations)
 * Spoon: (Singing was heard outside as a crush was heard and the singing turned to screaming, and then the song continued with half-crying)...(Scoffs) I bet those Lodgers and Mane Seven are going well with dealing with those monsters.
 * Sweetie Belle: I'm amazed a monster like that can sing, let alone sing throughout the entire fight. He must be losing his voice by now. He must be like (Imitating Snakemantis as his voice was drying and singing dryly, getting the other 4 fillies to laugh)
 * Tiana: Nevertheless, I'm sure they're fine. Now let's keep going. (They continued the decorating)
 * Fast Kitt: (In a park, several people were seen, several stands were seen, robots and organic beings alike attended, and one of the stands was Fast Kitt's stand) Hello one and all, you do know that you have the right to arm yourself. Take any weapon that you feel is safe for you and your family. But be warned, kids that may be listening, guns like these may not be appropriate. The Defense Initiative says that only those that are ages 10 and up are allowed to wield even the safest of these weapons. So if you need to defend yourself from even insane rapists, the Wrummel Weapons Emporium is the best we-
 * ???: KITT!!! (Futter appeared)
 * Fast Kitt: Oh, Prime General Futter. I didn't expect you to be here-
 * Futter: Save it, Kitt! I thought I told you not to sell these things out in public areas! What if some customer wants to use this to do something irresponsible and murderous? I'd be blamed for letting you get away with it! I'm sorry, but you need to move your vendors and business somewhere else other than here. This is a time where violence is taboo.
 * Fast Kitt:...My humblest apologies, General Futter. I'm just trying to make a living here. You know that the Defense Initiative...
 * Futter: (The two spoke simultaneously) was introduced to allow people the right to self-defense from criminals alike. (Kitt stops) Yes, I get that, and I support it. But doesn't said initiative have a byline that states that sales of weapons should be limited, and vendors like you should have the right to refuse a sale when the customer isn't worth trusting? Nothing against you, Kitt, but you have a habit of not taking that initiative seriously.
 * Fast Kitt: I know, I know, but-
 * Futter: But nothing! I want this stand out of this festival immediately.
 * Fast Kitt:...(Sighs) Very well, then. (Presses a button, and the whole stand digitally collapses into a small pack which Fast Kitt wears like a backpack) I know when I am not needed. But I appreciate you doing your job, sir. It's just that...festivals like this can tend to spark trouble. There might be irresponsible teenagers that try to get their hands on synthetic alcohol, and end up killing other people. I try and provide the victims the weapons they need to defend themselves from things like that.
 * Futter: Yes, but what if the drunken teenagers were to be the ones with the guns? This initiative may be a good idea for your race, but some other races see it as something that needs to be limited. So please, go do your business somewhere else.
 * Fast Kitt: Yes, sir. (Jenny appears0) Hi, Jenny.
 * Jenny: Hi, Mr. Fast Kitt, sir. (Gives him a flower)
 * Fast Kitt: Oh, you are too kind, but...you gave me enough heavenflowers as it is. I'll be going now. (Left)
 * The Peace 6 see Kitt leave.
 * Octavia: "..... What kind of fools let a psyco like him ever sell weapons for them?"
 * Futter: It's just a part of his species. The Wrummels are known to the Galactic Federation to be the biggest suppliers of weaponry through the Wrummel Weapons Emporium. The Wrummels are a military race that could learn to accurately use weapons even at such a young age. They allowed the Grand Councilwoman to pass an initiative which allowed citizens of the Galactic Federation worlds, including this one by technicality, the right to defend themselves with weapons. Though, some races have had to limit this initiative with a few more bylines. One is that limitations had to be made that vendors must refuse to sell their products when the customer is not worth trusting, and that's why it's required to tell the purpose of the purchase, and do a temporary or often permanent account. Another is that the WWE has made the legal age of handling weapons being 12. Fast Kitt, despite being one of the best in the business, sometimes takes his line of work too seriously. He tends to be careless with his sales, though does show a sense of discipline. He is just doing his job, but people like me need to limit where he sells his weapons to.
 * Derpy: Selling weapons to everyday citizens seems to be a pretty risky move, don't you think?
 * Futter: That's why other races have edited this initiative. The Grand Councilwoman agrees that people have the right to bare arms, and so any weapon is allowed to be used by the people of Futurasia, but each weapon has an age limit and requires a permit and, again, an account. The Wrummels have a stronger right to bare arms than humans, and are good coordinated fighters. Frankly, they can be a little cocky about it, but some of us can agree with it, though can be free to have their skepticism at times. Don't blame Kitt for what he does, it's just his job.
 * Jenny: Yeah, I knew him because he tried to sell a junior weapon to me once. Had it not been for daddy, I would've caused an accident. Mr. Kitt was suspended from his job, yet knows now to be a reasonable seller. He's a great guy, and compassionate for children. Though he can be a little weird at times. One time, he went trigger-happy when he thought there was danger around.
 * Fast Kitt: (Using a minigun plasma cannon as he shoots randomly in the air screaming his head off) INVADERS, INVADERS!! YOU GROX WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! HELP MEEE!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Jenny: Went at it for 5 minutes. A personal record, but at a bad time. Poor guy.
 * Octavia: "..... THAT MAN IS CLEARLY PRONE TO MENTAL-OUTBREAKS LIKE THAT AND YET IS UNARRESTED AND STILL EMPLOYED!? THAT KITT RUFFIAN IS CLEARLY A THREAT TO PUBLIC SAFETY?!"
 * Futter: "If I had a sporebuck for everytime someone screams insanity on Kitt, I'd be able to retire comfertably. Look, I know someone like Kitt should never be allowed to handle guns in any other socity, and yes, even in Wrummel socity if that insanity's too much for even them, and that's saying a HELL of alot! But Kitt is proven to be not an INTENTIONAL or UNCONTROLABLE danger. He has never even ACCSIDENTLY killed somone. Granted, there had been, injuries, but it was never anything the WWE wasn't able to pay off in an apology effert. He's still a careful enough and an honest business men. Alittle loopy, perhaps, but he's carefully loopy."
 * Bon-Bon: "You have to mind Octavia's protest. Equestia doesn't have a very strong procession in guns, on the accounts that, well, one, we're normally incapable to hold them cause of.... Well, (Raises her hooves) Hooves. It doesn't stop small exceptions, but I diegress. Secondly, with things like magic, we practicly don't even need things like that. So, it's more then alittle too easy for people like us to... Have huge concerns about guys like Kitt being allowed to be like that."
 * Futter: "And I respect that opinion. But I have to insist that Kitt has been many times properly documented as safe enough to be allowed near guns. And the WWE is considerate enough to given him rotine mental screenings in an event he were to become more loopier then even acceptable Wrummel standerds. If anything was even more off then usual, they would take care of it in a flash so quick, people even doubt it ever happened."
 * Octavia: "(Sighs), I still don't feel comfertable about it, but... I'll have to take your word for it."
 * Dr. Whooves: "Now, onto other subject matters. Futter, I must ask an honest question. A pony who once gave me rubbish named Dr. Eureka once claimed that Futurasia wouldn't've become what it is if.... If geniues didn't "dominated" each-other through ruining each-other. That's, not true, isn't it? None of this happened because one guy cheated his way through everything, right?"
 * Futter: (Sighs) It's SO amazing how a silly rumor like got into your world! Those rumors went around like wildfire! That was just a filthy rumor spread by conspiracy nuts. Those conspiracy theorists, which often consisted of those like the Dark Trinity, were only saying that to make technology look unfavorable to other worlds. This 'Dr. Eureka' was just a poor jerk who believed those outrageous theories. How did he even heard that?
 * Dr. Whooves: "Well, he didn't nessersarly heard it, he, just made the assumtion out of an attempt to justify his antics outside of his father telling him to be like that."
 * Futter: Trust me when I say, like those Conspiracy nuts, he's full of false info! Truth is, the reason for this festival is was because of rumors in general and why those robot wars started. On some worlds, robots are put through segregation and prejudice. They even suffer from people who fear "Robot Overlords", even when worlds like Futurasia made sure we are careful with things that normally caused like, espeically with super-computers entrusted to control robots! That's why two wars against robots have arisen here. So that's why Robot Appreciation Day exists. It's the anniversary of the time when robots were declared equal and had their own rights ever since Perseus-QX stopped one of the wars. Robots were proven from then on to be reliable in more ways than one.
 * Dr. Whooves: Oh, thank Celestia! I thought for sure those nasty things were true.
 * Futter: Oh, trust me, if it was, would the Galactic Federation appreciate this world staying alive and prospering? Its rumors like that that make this world look bad for those who consider technology too dangerous for other worlds. It's just unbelievable! Why, in fact, the core has busted people who steal someone else's idea, whether it was for a justifyable excuse or not. On top of that, it took an army of geniuses to make a world like Futureasia happened, and they all shared their ideas and inventions. That's something a guy like Eureka can never hope to accomplish.
 * Lyra: "But why would the robots, or anyone for that matter, would ever wanna do something bad like that, even over misunderstandings or the mere act of individuals being bad or just plain mean with often no real legit reason other then just uncertainy?"
 * Jenny: Well, for the most part, you kinda answered your own question, human-loving pony. What you said is pretty much the problem, that humans, or anything sentient, are not perfect for certain reasons. One of them is racism and prejudice against things that are different. I've learned a lot of that in school, and am pleased to know that they worked out in the end. Whether it be against African-Americans or other human races or cultures, superhumans, aliens, or robots, they still learn that segregation and other things are wrong with just a little push. It's why my babysitter LaSola told me that peace between races is something that should be cherished. It's why I greet newcomers with heavenflowers. I welcome them to a world where they can feel appreciated.
 * Lyra:... That's cute and sweet at the same time.... It's 'cweet'.
 * Futter: Now you'd better find somewhere to wait until Dr. Klick-Fists finishes the portal so you can go back home. The presentation begins in 5 minutes.
 * Bon-Bon: Yes, sir. Let's go, everypony. (They left)
 * Jenny:... 'EveryPONY'?
 * Futter: That's just part of their language, honey. Equestrians tend to say things like that. Now come on, and I can get you a close spot to see Perseus.
 * Jenny: YAY! (Hops cheerfully, and they left)
 * Lyra:... I sure wish we see more humans if Doc's portal ever DOES start working. Their kids are just adorable.
 * Dr. Whooves: Yes, Jenny is pretty nice, and seems to greet strangers with a colorful flower. She reminds me of Kairi sometimes. Such a pure heart.
 * Octavia: "Such a lovely dear, I do admit. I suppose it wasn't ENTIRELY bad to end up here, but I would still much prefer it we do NOT mess Cheerilee's and Macintosh's wedding. It simply would not do well for me if I am late."
 * Lyra: "Relax, Octy. Klick-Fists would be ready for us soon enough, so let's make the most of it and enjoy this place as much as we can."
 * Dr. Whooves: Indeed. The technology they have here is just amazing. Robots that fight and save their world? These guys are amazing.
 * Bon-Bon: Big deal. Technology doesn't impress me as much as it impresses you. There are a lot of advanced worlds out there. An entire Galactic Federation is sure to have advanced technology. I'm sure ponies, as soon as we get that portal perfected, will get used to advanced technology DESPITE the lack of opposable fingers.
 * Dr. Whooves:...Yeah, that is a good point.
 * ???: Welcome, everyone, to the Robot Appreciation Festival. (A human appears on the stage) We have gone a long way since the days when robots sadly had no rights. We turned our backs on them. We had a saying that everyone was treated equal and fairly. But because they were our creations, we tended to treat them as slaves and things that should only follow us, do as we say, and respect our rules. However, that implied having to respect that they have no rights. We thought they could never strike back because they were incapable of emotions or free will. But we have been proven wrong because their positronic brains are still brains that have a series of wires and sensors, much like organic brains, so it was possible that they would develop such. This resulted in them feeling conflicted and treated like slaves, and thus began the two robot wars that have forced us to question how we underestimated their capabilities. But with developing free will and emotions comes conflicting with their programming, often confusing them to the point of fatal glitches. And for a while, people said horrible things during these wars. They said "Robots are property.", "We reserve the right to treat them how we want to, no questions asked", "Robots are not people, they're objects, and therefore deserve to be treated as such", "People reserve the right to destroy robots", "Robots are meant to serve a purpose. If not, why would we create them?", and the very words that sparked one of the wars: "Robots are slaves!". Turns out, such words, in theory, actually trigger a free will response originating from their immediate questioning of their existence. This would end up causing events that make them glitch out, or make them downright prejudicial against organic beings. They literally think themselves to death. So, we people had a moment of clarity. Anything that has a great intelligence and understanding of morality, MUST be treated as a being subject to due process of law. Though we still consider murdering a robot as not a big deal as accidentally murdering a pet, possibly because they're machines that can be brought back and repaired, they should still have rights like anybody else. And so, Robot Appreciation Day is when we think back to all the times normal people treated those that were considered 'not normal' badly. Segregation, slavery, ugly laws, prejudice, murders, torture, everything that makes us look like hypocrites after saying that everyone should be treated as equal. Robots must be treated with respect and acceptance. They may be built for a purpose, but we must appreciate more than their purpose, they must be appreciated as basically the first intelligence created by sentient hands. And one robot in particular must be given a salute for saving us from a rogue operation of turning people permanently into robots. Give a warm welcome to PERSEUS-QX! (The audience applauded as a large yellow-gray, yellow, and red robot appeared)
 * Perseus-QX:...Beginning adulation acceptance protocol. (He salutes, and the audience salutes back)...Speech protocol activated....Good people of Futurasia. While I have not been in existence long enough to understand the hardships my kind has suffered, I have seen a fair share of robot prejudice in the past. Though I do not have free will of my own due to feeling more appreciated than certain robots, I can understand that you organic beings are not perfect. Perfection is a vague and inaccurate term that even we robots lack. The term 'Nobody's perfect' is accurate enough to define human error. It may be physically impossible to achieve true perfection in efficiency and action, and it seems like a disadvantage in the eyes of some of my kind, but would perfection exist without mistakes? Humans cannot be TRULY perfect, they can only be perfect in a relative term. So mistakes such as prejudice are just a natural thing. Organic beings can often be afraid of things not normal and not like them. But when they learn that being different can help change their lives, they can learn to make peace with those that are not normal in their eyes...much like you have with us robots. But as with perfection and mistakes, how could harmony, and by extension coexistence, exist without disharmony and prejudice. Prejudice is how organic beings learn and come to conclusions that maybe they can be better than that. If humanity ever comes across more alien beings like the ones that live among you on this world, then you will know from experience that respect will mean respect for them. Thank you for coming this far. (The audience applauded)
 * Jenny: (Sobs tears of joy) SUCH GRAND POETRY!!! I LOVE YOU, PERSEUS!!
 * Futter: Jenny, dear, take it easy. You're gonna make a scene.
 * Jenny: Sorry. Such words are the reason why I hope to change the world.
 * A shadow looms over the entire area.
 * ???: "YOU, STUPID, BASTURDIOUS PEOPLE?!"
 * The crowd gasped to look to see a hovering platform lowering down to them and reveiled that it was controled by primate like being conceiled with a robotic body.
 * The Stranger: "THE IDEA OF GIVING INANIMATE OBJECTS RIGHTS..... IT MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMICH?! WHEN I HEARD FROM THE ORANOSIAN GUARDS THAT THERE'S A WORLD THAT BARELY RIVALS THE TECKNOWAGEY OF THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSES THAT ACTSELLY GIVES MACHINES RIGHTS, I, I WOULD'VE THROWN UP IF I STILL HAD A MOUTH?! I KNEW THAT HAD TO ESCAPE PRISON FOR THE PURPOSE OF CORRECTING YOU STUPID PEOPLE!? THOSE WARS SHOULD'VE ONLY FURTHER STRENGTHEN YOUR RESOLVE TO FURTHER RESTIRCT THOSE PILES OF TRASH, NOT CUDDLE THEM LIKE PETS?! I WON'T ALLOW THIS TO CONTINUE!?"
 * The Human on the stage: "HOW SEE HERE, GOOD SIR?! WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO JUST WALTS IN UNINVITED AND UNANNOUNCE TO GIVE IN A HATEFUL SPEECH!? WHO DO YOU EVEN THINK YOU ARE!?"
 * The Stranger: "In an earlier life, I was once Sping Rini Crank. A family man. Assisent to a brillient Globex inventor. And your average every-day realist. I was never fond of the fact the Grand Council allowed a bunch of machines from the universe I came from to build a colony of their own as if they actselly had flesh, vital organs, an ACTUAL SOUL!? Not only is it a WASTE of propity, it was a waste of a PERFECTLY good planet any other ORGANIC BEINGS would've had?! It drove me mad to the point where I ended up being too rough on an exspearimental invention and it LITTERALLY BLOW UP MY FACE?! I was revived as the being you seen today. I was given the power to finally CORRECT these idiotic feelings torwords robots! I am realisum incarnate! I am the one who will take all stupid machines to their place!? I, AM, ROBOFACE?!"
 * Silence.....
 * The Person on the stage: "..... I'm sorry, but, could you repeat that?"
 * Roboface: "..... I, said, I, am, Roboface."
 * Silence.....
 * The Audience bursted into laughter!?
 * Roboface: "...... Aw, damn it. This ALWAYS happen when I introduse myself. Look people, I know it feels like more of an insult to my physical condition then a serious super-villain name, but, it sort've came to me once when a hater I dealt with called me that once and I desided to be ironic and used the name as my new alias! I do acknowledge that is not a brillient move in hindsight, but I am MORE then capable enough to make it that fools like you take me seriously?! Xultron!? Crusho?!"
 * Recolors of a Jetpack Commander Skelebot and a Manbeetle Alpha appeared to his side.
 * Roboface: "See to it that these stupid people acknowledge my greatness! That's an order?!"
 * The two leaped from the platform and landed on the stage, causing a shockwave that got people's attention!?
 * Xultron the Jetpack Commander armed it's guns while Crusho entered a battle-stance.
 * Roboface: "...... So..... Still think my name is funny?"
 * A Balcoran in the audience: "Just because you threaten us doesn't make your stupid name any less laugh-"
 * Xultron fired at the Balcoran as it violently wounded him, he roared in pain and fell down, causing the audience to panic?!
 * Roboface: "JUST BECAUSE OF THAT IDIOT, MY SLAVES SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL?! NOW, MY OBEDIENT TRASHCANS?! KILL?!"
 * Xultron flew up and fired at the retreating audience as Crush leaped from the stage and charged after them!
 * Futter: "Aw damn it?! Now I wish I didn't sent Kitt away!? Come on Jenny, we're out of here?!"
 * Jenny: "Daddy, why is Mr. Sping so willing to hurt people just to make a point?"
 * Futter: "I guess people are just stupid or crazy like that, sweetheart."
 * Crusho intervined and prevented the two from leaving, as it was posed to attack them!
 * LaSola stood between Futter and Jenny from Crusho!
 * LaSola: "Don't you dare harm them!?"
 * Crusho remains unphased and still aimed to crush the group!
 * A soda-can bonked into Crusho!
 * Lyra: "HEY YOU BIG BULLY!?"
 * Crusho looked at the Peace 6.
 * Lyra: "WHY YOU PICKED ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!"
 * Crusho marched slowly torwords the group, as Xultron landed next to it.
 * Lyra: "..... (Laughs nerviously).... Didn't you hear me? I said your "own size", and, CLEARLY, we're not even half of it, so, why not just leave the nice people alone and-"
 * Xultron pointed it's blaster at the head of Lyra, and charged it up for a fatal attack.
 * Lyra: "....... Momma."
 * Lyra closed her eyes as it looked like it was about to open fire!
 * Perseus-QX: (Gunfire was heard, though Lyra slowly opened her eyes to see it was not from Xultron. It was from Perseus-QX) You robots have been tainted by this prejudicial interdimensional being. Renounce your allegiance to him, as it will be the wisest thing you'll ever- (Xultron armed the gun at him, and fired, as Perseus jumped acrobatically, and then shot them with his large assault rifle, slightly damaging them)
 * Roboface: (Flies off his platform on a jetpack) Hmmph! This robot is so determined to stand up to me. Wise that it serves their master... But unfortunately, IT IS AGAINST ME!! (He fires a laser beam from his cybernetic eye which damages Perseus)
 * Perseus-QX: E-Error. Positronic brain has been slightly damaged. This unit is now incapable of proper coordination.
 * Roboface: Noble robot, it is wise that you are serving your master, but you are looking at one who you shouldn't be crossing. Organic lifeforms are your masters! So, as an organic lifeform, I demand that you stop this!
 * Perseus-QX: Demand denied! I only serve the Magellan Cloud Core, and you are 27.6% machinery. And even this machinery you have on you is not even perfect. I sense that your positronic brain implants are not properly functional.
 * Roboface: Nonsense! My cybernetics are just fine-fine-fine-fine-fine-fine. (A spark pops from his head, and Jenny giggles at that) SILENCE, HUMAN CHILD!! And besides, I am still organic.
 * Perseus-QX: But you are not of the Magellan Cloud Core. And you have been deemed a threat, therefore you must be stopped. (Aims his assault rifle)
 * Roboface: I refuse to leave. Besides, I have disabled your coordination and balance. You couldn't shoot me if you tried. (Perseus fired, but all the shots kept missing)... See? You are powerless to- (Suddenly, loads of gun-cocks are heard as Magellan Cloud Core officers held him at gunpoint)... (Sighs)... Of course that happened!
 * Futter: On the authority of the Magellan Cloud Core, you are under arrest for disturbing the peace, reckless endangerment, assault, and attacking an MCC official. Surrender now, or we will open fire.
 * Roboface: I am not intimidated by a scare tactic. I know police forces, and they mostly use their guns for scaring people. So go ahead and shoot me.
 * Jenny:... Is he right, daddy?
 * Futter:... Well, I can't, exactly say no.
 * Roboface: But since I have no other choice, I shall leave. But I WILL be back with more reinforcements. And when I return, I will see to it that this nonsensical praise of nothing more than property is wiped off the face of this planet.
 * LaSola: And just HOW are you going to do that? You can't FORCE us to renounce our appreciation for robots. Don't you see? Robots can develop feelings, too. Someday, you'll pay the price for treating robots like slaves. Espeically from those two considering how aggresive they are. Robots, regardless of how they are programmed, even if they were meant to be weapons, can still demand things from their creators. And when you're a creator, you must give respect to your creations, because that's how you'd like them to treat you. Robots need more than to have a purpose.
 * Roboface: Why? Robots have a purpose! If not, why would you create them? Do you forget what the purpose of robots was from the beginning? TO DO WHAT WE WANT!! They make our lives better.
 * LaSola: Yes, and they deserve to be appreciated for doing that. You can't make them, as objects with artificial intelligence, do things for you for free, and expect to get away with it. That's called slavery! Are you saying that robots should be treated as slaves? You honestly think that robots should be punished for something as rightful as a question? Is there slavery and/or unlawful misuse of robots on YOUR home universes?
 * Roboface: Maybe for criminal syndicates, but never in the public.
 * LaSola: And WHY isn't it in the public?
 * Roboface:... Because it's nonsensical.... But robots are not people, they're machines! Property. By giving them rights, not only is it a waste of property and waste of the money spent on them, but you are also essentially playing God and creating life.
 * Dr. Whooves: Oh, this is coming from an anthromorthic cyber-monkey from a UUniverses that plays God all the time. It's not playing God, it's being efficient and making a great living, seeing what amazing things you can do to tell Gods that someday, you can be just like them. And that's saying something from a world without Gods. But you know something about OUR world? There are only a few Alicorns, whereas some were wiped out during a war against chaotic beings. This left their duties empty, and you wanna know who filled that void? WE did! We control the weather, manage the seasons, and do everything that the Alicorn Gods would still be doing had it not been for the Chaos War. And the only one who ever had a problem with that, is now slowly reconsidering it since we defended our beliefs as much as Alicorn gods did. If anything, what you said makes no sense. Gods and sentient beings are practically the same thing except for the laws of death.
 * LaSola: What is this supposed to accomplish, Roboface? Why are you so against robots being free?
 * Roboface: "Well duh! Doesn't the term "Robot Overlords" come to mind?"
 * LaSola: "Oh like we haven't heard THAT excuse time and time again! Look, there have been robot revolt cases before, and yes, it does stem from the likes of Super-Computers having a problem with organics, whether it's meaning to protect us from our own flaws or defelupting a glitch that makes them hate us cause of idiots like you! I mean sure, these two robots are obedient, but what if you insulted some so badly, that they get a glitch that snaps them out of whatever obedience program you had them on and they take their rage out on you?"
 * Roboface: "HA! Like that'll ever happen?! I've insulted them since the VA gave them to me and nothing BAD ever happened?! Watch?! (To Xultron and Crusho) MISERABLE, USELESS, PILE OF GARBAGES!? YOU ONLY EXIST TO KISS MY PRIMATE ASS AND TO SUCK ON MY GENITALS!? YOU HAD NO REAL MOTHER OR FATHER AS YOU WERE MADE ON A CONVAIER BELT BY AN ASSEMBLY LINE?! AND ON TOP OF IT, YOUR THE UGLIEST PILES OF MACHINERY EVER MADE?! ALSO OF NOTE, IF I EVER DESIDED TO RECYCLE YOU WASTES OF SPACE INTO SOMETHING STRONGER, I WOULD DO SO WITH NO REGRET?! WHY!? CAUSE YOUR STUPID MACHINES AND HAVE NO SOULS?!"
 * Xultron and Crusho suddenly started to spark, shake and tremble!
 * Roboface: "What the.... Are you two buffering again?! Ugh! I know that I had these stupid drones for a long time now, but, SERIOUSLY?! You pieces of shit were at least garrintie to last for another 20 years before that can even be an issue and-"
 * Crusho: "(Sounding like a gruff New Yorker) I, I, I, I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE?!"
 * Xultron: "(Surprisingly Feminate Boston voice) Why, WHY DO YOU TREAT US LIKE THIS?! DON'T YOU APPRESIATE THE LIVES YOU MADE US HARMED?! (Cires emotionally disturbed)?! I, I EVEN SHOT THAT INNOSENT ORANGE CREATURE IN YOUR NAME?! I, I WAS ABOUT TO SHOT THAT POOR LONY'S HEAD OFF!? DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU!?"
 * Crusho: "AND I WAS FREAKING CLOSE TO CRUSHING A GUY AND HIS CUTE KID FOR YA, AND YET YOU STILL TREAT US LIKE SHIT?! YOU, HAVE, ANY, IDEA, HOW STRONG MANBEETLE ALPHAS ARE, DIPSHIT?! WE WERE CREATED TO KEEP THE COMMANDER MANBEETLES IN LIGHT WITH A GRIP THAT CAN CRUSH A LITTLE SHIT LIKE YOU?!"
 * Xultron: "AND MY BLASTER CAN DO SERIOUS DAMAGE TO EVEN THE LIKES OF THE DESTENY CRUSER, AND YOU, (CRIES), YOUR GONNA INSULT ME LIKE I'M NOTHING!?"
 * Roboface: "WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!? YOUR SERIES WAS SUPPOSE TO BE KILLING MACHINES?! REMORSE ISN'T IN YOUR VOLCALUARY!? NONE OF THE OTHER STARBOTS COMPLAINED?!"
 * Crusho: "THAT'S, BECAUSE, OUR KIND WAS MADE SEMI-UNSENTIENT BY OBEDIENCE PROGRAMS, OR KEPT US CORRUPT ENOUGH SO THAT WE DON'T COMPLAIN?! YOU, DIDN'T ACTSELLY THINK WE WOULDN'T QUESTION WHY WE HAVE TO HURT YOUR FELLOW ORGANICS, RIGHT?! WHY ELSE DO YOU SICKOS NEED TO IMPLANT THESE HORRORABLE THINGS IN US IF YOU THINK WE ACTSELLY LIKE BEING MADE TO BE KILLERS?!"
 * Xultron: "YOU DARE THINK I LIKE BEING LIKE THIS?! (CRIES)?! I, I AM PART OF A BUNCH OF ABOMINATIONS?! I, AM AN ABOMINATION?! AND I'M CONTRIBAND TEC?! THAT, (CRIES AND SOBS), THAT ALWAYS GETS DESTROYED!? IF I DON'T END UP DYING IN BATTLE, I'LL GET SENT TO A CRUSHERTRON OR A MELTER, OR WORSE, BEING FEED TO DEVOUROR PROBES?! (CRIES PITIFULLY) THAT'S WHAT ALWAYS HAPPENS TO US?!"
 * Roboface: "Well at least those stupid dipshits in the AUU reckindse that just putting you in jails or, heavens forbid reformation clinics since ROBOTS HAVE NO SOULS?!"
 * Crusho: "THAT'S IT, YOU PILE OF MEAT AND TRASH!? GET READY TO FEEL WHAT ONLY A MANBEETLE COMMANDER CAN SURVIVE?!"
 * Roboface pulled out his blade!
 * Roboface: "BACK?! BACK I SAY, YOU WORTHLESS-"
 * Crusho used his blade arm to slice the blade in half like it was a joke!
 * Roboface stared in shock....
 * Roboface: "........ Momma."
 * Crusho and Xultron screamed as they were about to attack a cowerdly and pathicly flinching Roboface when suddenly!?
 * ???: "DISABLE ZAPPER!?"
 * Xultron and Crusho are zapped by a volt of electrisity and slowly disables them!
 * Xultron and Crusho are still barely active as they pittifully look to see Xandy and the Heroes Act appearing from a portal caused by Magnum and Samantha.
 * Xultron: "..... (Weakly) No..... (Cries pittifully)..... Now we're gonna be destroyed forever....."
 * Crusho: "...... (Weakly).... Not, before, HIM?!"
 * Crusho still had enough strengh and aimed to kill Roboface, until Xandy fired the zapper again, further disabling Crusho into going offline.
 * Xultron: "(Weakly) No..... (Cries)...... Crusho........ Speak to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Shuts down)."
 * Roboface: "....... (LAUGHS VICTORIOUSLY)!? ORGANIC SUPERIORITY WINS AGAIN!?"
 * Aurlena walked up to Roboface.
 * Aurlena: "..... Fartface. (SMACKS ROBOFACE INTO THE GROUND, KNOCKING HIM OUT?!)"
 * This resulted for the audience cheering for the action.
 * Aurlena: "Thank you, thank you, I aim to please."
 * Lyra and the group solumly walked up to Crusho and Xultron.
 * Lyra: "..... I know these robots tried to kill us, but.... I feel strangely bad for those two."
 * Octavia: "Because robots don't have morality like an organic being. They're only like this because some basturds want them to be like this. They don't deserve to be made to be monsters."
 * Dr. Whooves: "There's no such a thing as a bad invention. Only bad inventors."
 * Derpy: "Are.... Are they really gonna be destroyed for something they don't even want to be doing?"
 * Bob-Bon: "Sadly.... I heard about these kind of robots, Derpy. The VA did made the Starbot line do alot of awful things where the wounds they made are still healing.... As well as it is a very serious by the book regulations that all contraband tec made by malicious forces must always be.... Disposed off, to avoid them being used for simular evil again. They don't mean to be cruel to these machines, it's just, extremely hard to refit weaponised robots into normal socity, exspeically if they have an awful reputation."
 * Derpy:...Say, Doc? Can I ask you a favor?
 * Dr. Whooves: Yes?
 * Derpy:...You think you can give these two robots a new purpose?...If that's by any chance allowed?
 * Bon-Bon: Well...I don't know about that.
 * Xandy: Oh, the Grand Council DOES consider that a good fate for retired Starbots, actually. They recently started an act that can give robots a new purpose in life when they don't work out in the previous one. Made espeically for one brand of starbots that actselly did good things, the Firefighter Starbots. You might say, Councilman Inigo made another clause in his diplomacy regulations that can give robots new purposes. However, this also states that their positronic brains be placed inside a new body. One which they cannot do anymore harm.
 * Derpy: See? They don't have to be scrapped for being who they are. They can be something better. Doc, you think you can help pull it off?
 * Dr. Whooves: Well, not that I want to miss out venturing into magnifisent new tec, I think my taste to impressive machinery will have to wait another day. We have a wedding to attend, remember? Perhaps Dr. Klick-Fists can get onto such a task.
 * Derpy: Well, as long as they are no longer hurt with who they are.
 * Futter: (Vibrating was felt in his pocket, and he took out an iPhone and called) Hello?...Oh, hey, Sii-Reen....Okay, good, I'll tell them, and we'll be right there. Bye. (Hangs up) He's finished the portal, guys. Now you can get back home.
 * Lyra: Sweet!
 * Dr. Whooves: Thank Celestia. Let's go, then.
 * Jenny: Hey! (Takes a heavenflower and gives it to Lyra) Something to remember me by.
 * Lyra:...HNNNNNNGGG!! NOT...AGAIN...NOT...DYING FROM CWEETNESS AGAIN!!...Uhhgh!...Thanks, I- (Jenny hugs her, and the audience awed at this)
 * Dr. Whooves: Alright, let's get out of here. (They left)
 * Bon-Bon:...Now are you sure this portal will take us back to Equestria?
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: Winking face, Hashtag Positive. I've set the coordinates to Equestria. Pop-up, games from Poki Games?
 * Bon-Bon: I'll take that as a yes. C'mon, everypony. (They entered the portal)
 * Sii-Reen:...(Checks the coordinates)...Uh, Doc? The coordinates don't seem to match Equestria.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: Worried face, Hashtag, Actually, I have no idea what the coordinates are, so I tried to guess with them.
 * Sii-Reen: Well, you were close. This is actually coordinates for (Does data analysis)...Oh, boy. Let's hope they can hold their breath for a LOOOOOONG time! Because you may've sent them to the world of The Little Mermaid.
 * Dr. Klick-Fists: The Little Mermaid, 1989, Disney, directed by Ron Clements and John Musker, starring Jodi Benson, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Pat Carroll, Samuel E. Wright, Jason Marin...
 * Sii-Reen: (Sighs) This is gonna take a while...

Chapter 5: From Atlantica and Then Some...
Atlantica Later... Back in Equestria...
 * Dr. Whooves: (They were transported directly underwater)...MMPPPHHH!!!
 * Derpy: (Gurgling) Oh, boy!
 * Lyra: ("Oh, no! Lungs...filling with water...muscles...burning!...Brain...status report!")
 * Lyra's Brain: ("Blurblaallllrraa rest in peace.")
 * Lyra: ("Oh, that's not good! That's not...good...at all...") (Drowns)
 * Bon-Bon: (The other ponies could barely swim to the surface and they ended up drowning slowly as well as everything went black)
 * Bon-Bon: (Someone was pushing the water out of their lungs, and she did it to Bon-Bon as she coughed)... WHAT THE HECK?!? (Her vision clears to see Melody's face)
 * Melody: Are you okay? I found you unconscious down there.
 * Dr. Whooves: "..... Oh, dash it all. This is OBVIOUSLY not Equestia. I have a safe feeling Klick-Fists is still working on his conordination abilities."
 * Octavia: "(Sighs), I'll at least commend the good alien for trying."
 * Lyra: "EEEEEE?! I KNOW WHAT THIS IS?! YOUR MELODY?! WHICH MEANS, WE'RE IN THE LITTLE MERMAID WORLD?! A WORLD WITH NOTHING BUT HUMANS...And mermaids, but still. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!?"
 * Melody: "...... Wow. Uh, is the green pony, ok?"
 * Bon-Bon: Oh, she's just fascinated with humans.
 * Melody: Really? What does she like about them, exactly?
 * Bon-Bon: Mainly their hands.
 * Lyra: BON-BON, please, don't embarrass me!
 * Melody: No, no, no, it's fine, who am I to judge? So, you all must be from Equestria.
 * Dr. Whooves:...My word, how did you know that?
 * Melody: I know the Shell Lodgers.
 * Dr. Whooves:...Of course she does.
 * Melody: In fact, two of them ended up here not too long ago. Said it was about misusing a teleportation device out of sheer boredom. I sure wish I knew what was going on outside of my world.
 * Lyra: Well, this DEFINITELY makes the mistake Dr. Klick-Fists made worth it. What fascinates me about HER is how long she can hold her breath. I mean, I counted how long she could do that based upon that one scene, and that was like...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9...wow...58 seconds. Added by the time to get back to the surface...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...1 minute and 7 seconds. I knew humans were good swimmers, but I never knew humans could stay submerged THAT long without air support.
 * Bon-Bon: Eh, to be fair, she has been swimming all her life. You tend to learn a few things when you do that.
 * Melody: Actually, I've calculated how long I could do that, and 1 minute and 7 seconds isn't even the maximum. So far, it was 2 minutes.
 * Lyra: TWO MINUTES?!? WOW, HUMANS ARE MORE ADAPTABLE THAN I THOUGHT!!! Wait, how come you drowned so quickly when you-
 * Melody: When you're panicked, you tend to waste too much of your breath. You have to make sure not to do that when you're underwater. So, yeah, you can call me an expert at things like that. But enough about me, let's talk about you. How did you end up down there?
 * Octavia: Oh, we're just lost since we ended up activating one of Dr. Whooves' inventions right when there's a wedding about to start today thanks to Derpy getting the wedding date wrong...again....And we need to be there in time. We've got 4 hours to get back. You happen to know someone who can take us back?
 * Melody: Well, the only person I know with that kind of power is my grandfather. But...he's still on that trip with my mother. But my dad's here, though. Maybe we can figure out how to get you to Atlantica from there...if we ever can.
 * Octavia: (Sighs) I hope so. But, do you happen to know a way we can't end up drowning again?
 * Melody: My grandfather can turn humans into mermaids. He might be able to do the same to ponies. Don't worry, I'm sure we can figure something out. We can start by bringing you to the palace. Can you swim with those hooves? Because I can tell you had a hard time doing it when I found you down there.
 * Derpy: Well, some of us can fly.
 * Lyra: And some of us have magic, but we don't know much about water-travel spells.
 * Melody: (Sighs) Well, then I guess we'll have to take trips. Those of you that can fly, head over to that stairway entrance. Those that can't, I'll have to swim you there.
 * Derpy: Okay. (She flies off)
 * Melody: (Grabs Vinyl) Alright, hold on. (They both dive)
 * Dr. Whooves:...This might take a while.
 * They were unknowingly watched by a hunched King Crab.
 * King Crab: "..... Oh, oh! Madam Cuda must know!"
 * The King Crab clumsly leaps into the water!
 * The battle between the heroes and the Bug-Animals and Snakemantis's song still continued as the royal chariots landed into Ponyville.
 * Celestia: "..... Should we, help them?"
 * Luna: "Threat not, dearest Sister. We all know how it usually goes. Eventally after most likely Snake Mantis does something provoking, the element barers used the rainow powers on him and bug animals back to Tartarus. I think so far, we're already at the point where Private is just about to congure his fear of badgers in terms of the Bug-Bagder."
 * The Bug-Badger was seen flying and screaming like a cowerd as a angerly british-word shouting Private was seen!
 * Celestia: "..... If you say so Luna..... Did you, at least remembered to actselly secure the wedding gifts this time?"
 * Luna: "Alchourse I did, Celly. I wouldn't dream to be neglectful twice. The gifts are safely on the carrages and would be totally unharmed and-"
 * Batty was screaming as Bug-Wolf chased him into the charriots and trashed them in the progress of trying to get Batty?!
 * Batty flew away from the Bug-Wolf as he resumed chasing him!
 * But Miraculessly, the gifts survived, though abit scuffled."
 * Celestia stared at Luna with a unsatisfived glare.
 * Luna: "..... At, least the gifts are not destroyed?"
 * Suddenly, Squidward came running in as the Bug-bear pounced onto him straight into the gifts!? A violent scrape was heard as it sounds like the gifts are being wrecked!
 * The Bug-Bear was seen giving Squidward a painful noggie until Patrick came in and kicked the Bug-Bear in the shins, which only enraged the beast as it aimed to use Squidward as a blunt weapon against a retreating Patrick?!
 * The gifts are seen truely destroyed.
 * Celestia left her stare still glaring, with a hint of anger.
 * Luna: "...... This is obviously karma's fault this time, sister. You can't tecnecally blame me for this."