Ballad of Captain Sludge

Another Isolated System has managed to make successful exidus into the Larger AUU. This time, the Gamma Universe. Robotic Skelital Pirates, lead by the Pirate King of the Isolated Systems, Captain K. Sludge, and his deluded buumbling Mr. Smee/Lefou like yesman Rust Bucket, have managed to use a powerful Semi-Teadr 1 lazer to destroy the once indestrutable wall, and now the many pirate ships are appearing across the AUU and began mass plundering, and have also started to appear in the Original Universes and wrought great damage into the worlds. The Lougers and the HA aim to stop this, but need to figure out how. The first step is to confront UIS who have been denying everything about the isolated systems they came from.

Transcript.
(This is what Sludge sings.)