Beautiful and Dangerous

Beautiful and Dangerous is the 7th episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Banks are being robbed by a duo of very beautiful robbers named Senior Larry the Former Mexican Roadrunner racecar driver, and Le Fifi the French Poodle. Their beauty is capable of affecting everyone but themselves. As such, their plan is to get their careers back after losing them to Lord Cobra by stealing money from various banks. How will the Lodge be able to deal with the duo's attractiveness without being affected?

Chapter 1: The Hottest Thieves in Town
Dragon Realms New York Bank Cutaway, Equestria Present
 * Chief Bullington: (The cops aim their guns at the bank) ATTENTION! WE HAVE THE BANK SURROUNDED! COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!
 * ???: "Oh dear, officers, are you really gonna be so rough? Why not take it easy on us, no?"
 * ???: "Si Seniors. You should know better then to do the tango with us."
 * Axle: "Come on out, ya scum! We have every right to be rough! cause your scum!"
 * ???: "Oh, Mousier Axle, must you be so, mean-spirted, no?"
 * Jenet: "We are asking as politely as we can to ask ou guys to reveil yourselfs."
 * ???: "Very well, Seniorita."
 * ???: "But don't say you weren't warned, oui?" (They come out, and all the cops are traumatized)
 * Officer Axle: (Jaw drops)
 * Janet: SO HANDSOME!!!
 * Chief Bullington: (Attractive whistles) (A road-runner and a French poodle come out of the building with their moneybags) LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF ASS!!!
 * Officer Axle: (The poodle comes up to him and grabs him by the shirt)...Uhh...
 * Poodle:...What is it, Monsieur? You too swept off your feet to arrest us?
 * Officer Axle:...OH, YEAH! (Slaps her in the butt)
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him in the face) I'm not avail--
 * Roadrunner: SSSHHHHH!!! Quiet, Le Fifi! You say that, we lose our chance to get our old jobs back.
 * Poodle: Of course, my snooka-wookums!
 * Officer Ducker: HOLY HONK, LOOK AT THAT SEXY BODY!!! I WANNA BANG HER!
 * Poodle: UGH! (Punches him) So inappropriate, monseiur!
 * Roadrunner: So long, mi amigos! (The duo escape with the money)
 * Janet: (Out of her senses)...Whoa, that was some kunoichi! That roadrunner was SO hot!
 * Officer Axle: DAMN IT! They got away!
 * Bullington: "It's almost like those 2 are, charmed, or something. Like, magic."
 * Janet: "Do think, they have, some sort of, souccer o soucceress with them?"
 * Axle: "Oh no, if there's magic or any other form of strangness involved, that ALWAYS mean we have to ask-"
 * ???: The Shell Lodge Squad! (The Lodgers appear)
 * Axle: (Dubbed as Skipper) UUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Not again!
 * SpongeBob: Yep, again! We saw you had a little kunoichi problem...whatever THAT is.
 * Sandy: It's a Japanese female ninja method of sensually distracting the foe before striking, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: (Too distracted by her eyes to have been paying attention)...Yeah, that's nice.
 * Sandy:...And I see I have my own kunoichi as well.
 * Lord Shen: Enough flirting around, please. We have business to attend to.
 * Axle: Listen, Lodgers, this is police business. Keep your big noses out of it.
 * Chief Bullington: Now, now, Axle! That's no way to talk to the Lodgers.
 * Janet: Yeah, Axle, when can you just give them a chance for once?
 * Axle: They're just vigilantes. Especially those psycohtic penguins. When I first met them, they were totally cracked in the head. Especially the one who keeps an entire amount of bombs in his stomach.
 * Rico: HEY!
 * Bullington: "May i inform you Axle that i been on your case since the Xenon fiasco, and that if you do something like THAT again, your really gonna get it!"
 * Axle: "(Growls), fine."
 * Bullington: "Anyway, theres two theifs we're having problems with A Mexican Roadrunner, and a French Poodle. We suspect, a souccer or soucceress maybe invovle with them."
 * Janet: That roadrunner was so hot, his face looks like it was carved by angels.
 * Puss in Boots: Hmm, sounds dreamy.
 * Merlin: Sounds a bit like a charm spell like the one Clare Buckington used on Twilight years ago.
 * Spyro: So how do we stop them? I'm sure we'll be affected by their charm as well.
 * Merlin: No idea. But some magicians like me and Twilight have been trained in occlumency. And I'm sure you know what that is after Twilight's story. But learning it at a high level takes nearly a week of training.
 * Sparx: Well, we don't have time for all that crap, now do we?
 * Spyro: No. We'll have to find a way to stop them by ourselves.
 * Icky: Don't worry about it, it'll be as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Icky: This'll be easy, Rarity. All I have to do is fly up there and grab Opal--(The cat shrieks, and begins clawing Icky) AAHHRRGH! UHHGH! OW! EASY, OPAL! EASY-OWCH! OW! OWW! WATCH IT, YOU ALMOST CLAWED MY THROAT! AAAOOWWW!! AOOOOWWW!! AAOOOOWW!!! AAAHHHRRRRGGGH!!! (Comes back down with Opal with scratch marks) See? That wasn't so hard, was it?
 * Icky: Okay, ALMOST as easy as getting a cat out of a tree.
 * Iago: "Uh, i am not sure if that joke was anti-catisum or not."
 * Icky: No, I'm sure Opal is okay, so it can't be ALL anti-catism, right?
 * Fidget: "I think Iago was talking about Opal attacking you thing."