Clones vs. Clones

Since the more evil clones of the Mane Six were defeated, Cobra retaliates with bringing them back. Even more so that when the Lougers showed the Main 6 the events of the episode, via the episode to show what actselly occured, thus return to Everefree to capture the timber, but as luck would have it, Neighsay made a return once more with Jackasso and Bullshiton with intent on bringing back the clones in aiming to use them to basturdised the Main 6 as the malicious or incompident dolts Neighsay sees them and get races to get their children out of the school so he can make the friendship school "Truely" Equestrian, having required the aide of a High Chancellor who was left angered and bewildered by University's decidion and, while by no means a fan of Neighsay, doesn't exactly have anything nice to say to the Friendship Shcool neither merely for assusiation with the E.E.A.'s downfall and an exbert of tree based magic, named High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard, who knows how to perfectly be able to reign in the Mean Six's nasty behaviors and use them to the group's advantage, and alchourse, escaping before the group can react, thus running a risk of this being useful to Cobra and Chrysalis trying to escape villain-legal issues. Thus, it now falls to the former Elements of Disharmony, who are tasked with stopping them along with all that's left of the School of Friendship, including the Young Six, while possibly having to give into their negative sides again to do so, all Suicide Squad style like in To Where And Back Again. To further aggrovate things, Nefarious gets involved again and starts giving the Villain Leage shit for basicly "Rip-offing" his idea he had years ago while Chrysalis' attempt was compairingly recent. Can our heroes be able to prevent a villain team feud as well?

Chapter 1: The League's Problem
One Tuesday Afternoon..... Old VC News Reel. Film Reel ends.
 * The Leage Fortress was seen.
 * Cobra's voice: "WELL OF COURSE THOSE CLONES WOULD TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT?!"
 * Cobra was seen with Chrysalis.
 * Cobra: "They're basicly like un-colored-down versons of Discord's mindwarping of them, or when Nefarious made a simular batch! The evil verisons of the Mane 6 would CLEARLY be the most un-co-operative bunch in existence?! And no DUH the Tree of Harmony would turn them into colored logs! I'm pretty sure that tree would know the difference between the true Mane 6 and cheap dobblegangers?! That's why Nefarious made HIS OWN TREE?! That's sad if Nefarious was smart enough to consider that the original tree wouldn't work for a polor-oppisite Mane 6, and yet, the Brillient Chrysalis, DID NOT?! Things like that are why you don't have a good standing with Mirage anymore, Chrysy dear! Not only are you sans an army, but if even NEFARIOUS has a better verson of that plan, and the fact that he tecnecally had that in the back-burner for years compaired to your recent useage, not helping that making clones of your enemies isn't exactly AN ORIGINAL PRIMISE OF A VILLAIN SCEAME TO BEGIN WITH, ALONG WITH FRAMING THEM, THEN THAT'S WHERE EVEN I HAVE TO BE FIRM?! And on top of that..... YOU COMMITED THE ACT OF VILLAIN PLAN INFRIGEMENT?! THAT MEANS NEFARIOUS CAN SUE US IN VILLAIN COURT?!"
 * Chrysalis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT FIGURING THAT A MAGICAL CHRYSILEN TREE WOULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE?! I ASSUMED IT WAS JUST A GLORIFIVED GARDEN ORNIMENT?!"
 * Cobra: "But alchourse, you're lucky that I kept Mirage at bay again for trying to boot you out for not being up to stuff in leage standerds, but we have a problem independent of Mirage being in a bad mood! You did NOTHING to the tecnicolored logs that were your "Mean 6" clones! That means that either the heroes, or even Nefarious, can use those logs as evidence against us!"
 * Chrysalis: "Oh please don't tell me you want those ungrateful swines to be recovered?!"
 * Cobra: "At least it'll be mainly because of how we need to cover up the fact that YOU commited the act of copying a recent villain plan! And before you bring up that ALOT of villain plans are simular, keep in mind that THERE'S AN ART, to making a villain plan! It's one thing for a plan to be based on a trope! It's another to use a plan based on a trope, that another villain recently already done! You have any idea what would happen if Nefarious took us to villain court AND WINS?!"
 * Chrysalis: "We would be made to pay villain-legal fines?"
 * Cobra: "Worse then that?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Nefarious would have leverage over us?"
 * Cobra: "EVEN worse then that?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Nefarious could make us expose all of our secrets to him for his own use?!"
 * Cobra: "EVEN WORSE THEN THAT?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Okay, this is being rediculious now, what could be worse then all of those things?!"
 * Cobra: "Oh, there is something worse! It could be all of those things at once, while having ourselves, being in the court of..... Muggshotra's own nightmare Villain-Legal Judge of Villain Court. Judge Mentdayos...... The Judge, of THE APOCYLISE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Annnnnd, what's so bad about a measly super villain from Muggshotra, whhhhhy?"
 * Cobra: "Mentdayos is the penultamate of the penultamate lawful evils! He has been known to give apocalypic overkill punishments to any that are being punished in his court?! EVEN MORE SO, TO THOSE THAT INFRIGED ON A VILLAIN'S PLANS?! Last week alone, he made the Copyright Pirate, a villain netourious of reusing villain plans, die 900000000000 deaths?! IN 5 SECONDS?! And THEN he was given the proper punishment of being demoted to being, a commen thug, being stripped of his villain status?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Are you sure you're not over-hyping this guy? I mean, come on, what does this judge even look like anyway?"
 * Cobra: Imagine if a Toontown Kog somehow made whoopee with the Grim Reaper, AND a demon. He's an automaton of magical death and punishment. He detects lies and his magical mind can be creative with sentences. We HAVE to make this plan better than how that domehead did it, or we're basically ASKING for an overkill visit from him!!
 * Voort: Oh, please. A lot of villains have had similar plans. Not a big enough deal to be considered illegal. Besides, since when does evil have time for laws?
 * Cobra: "Consider this: Why would the VA keep people like Tex around, even when Tex was obviously not a steriotypical architype of a villain?"
 * Voort: "Uhhhh, well, other because he was smart, uhhhh.... I have no idea."
 * Cobra: "Because evil needs to have certain standerds to prevent heroes, FROM JUST AUTOMATICLY KILLING US OFF?! And keep in mind, not alot of villains get to have the luxery of resserections in some form or anti-death preventions like immortality or being a rebuildable machine! Or exist in places where death is meaningless, like comic books! It's like what Doofinsmirts said, there's good evil, and then there's bad evil! And yes, I'm aware of the irony of evil ever being good, but, what I mean, is that the forces of good, naterolly, have VERY thin phaience for how much evil rears their head! These standerds exist as surviveal mechanisums that keep heroes to the safe levels of just imprisoning us, or at the least humiliate us as we retreat! These standerds encourage longivity, and why villains in the complete monster terratory, are feared and reviled by even fellow villains, along with the risk of being slain one day by a powerful or determined enough hero."
 * Chrysalis: "Fair point, but where did the whole "Villain Plan Infrigement" Thing came from? When did THAT have to do with villains not being instintly killed off?"
 * Cobra: "Not nessersarly that. Those standerds about villain plans exist, to keep villains in a co-existence balence. Nothing makes a villain want to declare a feud or war with eachother, then being ripped off in any form! Yes, villain plans may have a problem with being, rather tropey sometimes, but there's a subile art to them! Villain Plans may have the same primese, but it's the exeicution that matters! And the problem here, Chryly, is that you basicly made a poorer verson of Nefarious' own plan and it ended the same way! The clones betraying you! And both plans, involved the Tree of Harmony!"
 * Chrysalis: "But you said he made his own! I only went after it to steal the elements!"
 * Cobra: "Except Nefarious did that as well, differently, with having a robot woodpecker from Dr. Animontronics he had recycled for his use to sipen some power from the tree! It's still basicly the same route: Stealing from the tree! And then there is the clones!"
 * Chrysalis: "Oh come on, he made them from a machine, I created mine with trees and pieces of the Mares' hairs with their photos!"
 * Cobra: "But they're both simular in one fastion: Evil Clones of Heroes!"
 * Chrysalis: "But in where I wanted to steal the elements with clones, he wanted them to use a stupid machine to turn people into robots!"
 * Cobra: "But you need to consider the main ingredients of those plans: You BOTH created evil clones of the Main 6! You BOTH wanted something from the tree of harmony! And BOTH aims of these plans, were to congure Equestria! Plus, consider the similarities between your clones: They were both opposite personalities, AND they turned against their creators in the end. Consider that!"
 * Chrysalis realises this.....
 * Chrysalis: "..... Well, shit. But, why would villains CARE about that?"
 * Cobra: "I take it you never heard of the Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950?"
 * Chrysalis: "Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950-what?"
 * Cobra: "Uggghhhh, alchourse you don't. You're a product of modern times. It was a secret villain community war that happened, well, in the 50s. (Brings out a film projectioner) Perhaps THIS, might better explain. (Turns off the lights magicly and plays the film, and it plays)."
 * Old film music played as an outdated Villains Channel News Reel plays.
 * An old 50s super villain was seen.
 * Super Villain: "Hello, I am Newsmaster, the great supervillain of the printed press! And I am here, to educate your primitive minds of the unenlighten future, about the Villain Plan Infrigement War of the early 1950s. This is as of now 1959, where it has ended quite awhile ago. And we are creating these reels to feed into the minds of the villains of the future, that have grown to forget, that it existed. Though granted, it was a secret war, but I diegress. I'm willing to bet that your curious about why Villain Courts now-a-days prosicute those that have unoriginal plans, when villain plans are by in large, never truely unigte from eachother? (Bangs the desk) THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ART TO VILLAIN PLANS, DAMN IT?! (Ahem).... That is to say, it's one thing for a plan to be based on tropes..... It's another, to copy the plan of another villain, that USED, the trope! It's a matter of exicution and how different it is from the other villain's plans, but most of all... How compidently it was utilised. Now, let's talk about, how the war started. It was at the start of the 1950s, WW2 became something passe, it would be the start of the golden age of supers, of heroes, AND, villains! For it was where the entertainment industry, finally had a serious footing! Alot of villains were born of created, to meet up against the challnages, of the heroes of these times. But, we, are going to focus on the lives, to two of the 1950's such villains: The Diabolico Twins!"
 * Two Golden Age Green Goblin-like supervillains were seen!
 * Newsmaster: "The Diabolico Twins were brothers of wicked arms! They commit crimes togather, (This was seen), Hatch evil sceames togather, (This was also seen), and alas, get beaten by heroes togather, (This occured to a shot of the two being overwealmed by a golden age Justice-League-like team of heroes), the two, were inseperatable. At least, until a recent arrest after the defeat of their last creation togather, the Nuclearus Pumpkin, ended up an epic flop. The two splited apart, going about their own evil ways. And then, by the middle of the year, the two devided twins ended up creating the exact same plan: A green doomsday laser, aimed at the the bases of the heroes' united HQ. The brothers fired their lasers at the exact same time, and ended up canceling eachother's lasers out when they were JUST about to hit the HQ. The brothers, confronted eachother, and accused eachother, of stealing eachother's plans! Thus, the two, declared war, and recruited villains that befriended each brother, to begin, the Villain Plan Infrigement War! It lasted throughout the year of 1950, and each time the two villains began fighting eachother, it forced heroes of every spectrum, to intervine against their attacks on eachother, as the war was causing sevre collateral damage! By the time 1950 was about to include, the hero groups desided that this can't be allowed to continue, and began the crushing justice initive: In where heroes banded togather, and defeated all of the conflicting villains.... Forever! (The Heroes were seen taking down the warring villains once and for all).... And thus, the Diabolico Twins' story, ended in tragity, in that they died, forgiving eachother too late when the heroes were forced to end them, to ensure peace. There are very lucky few survivers, and villains that stood out of the war, but it was still a powerfully painful reminder of why these kind of rules needed to be founded. I should know. I was a fighter in that war. I was lucky to have survived when the heroes came to believe that they stopped the war with the Diabolico Twins' end. As such, the villain courts exist as they are, under the Diabolico Clause, to punish villain plan infrigers, to prevent another cause, of having villains have a feudal hissy fit so bad, that heroes would be forced to end it, PERIMENTLY! Because nothing makes a hero more of a litteral buzzkill, then evil infighting with itself so badly, the good has to crush it like a bug?! So, relitive moral of the story.... Be careful with your villain plans, don't be lolled by the villain community's lack of originallity or otherwise typical lack of order. There is an art to villain plans more greater then you think. And I hope the villains of future generations, understand this. Or I can't promise that you would be particularly popular, with neither good, or evil!"
 * The Film ends drumaticly!
 * Cobra restores things to normal....
 * Cobra: ".... Understand now?"
 * Chrysalis: "...... Well, once again..... S***. Maybe, it's possable Nefarious didn't even notice?"
 * Audrey 2: "Didn't that Mean 6 episode got leaked? It was why Nefarious did that plan earlier then he had intended...."
 * Chrysalis: ".... Well, for a 3rd time..... SHIT?! Okay, I see your point! I'll take those traitors back here!"
 * Cobra: "Not just that! We need to revise that plan to make it different enough that Nefarious doesn't have a case! if there's no case, then Judge Mentdayo can't do Nefarious' court appeal!"
 * Chrysalis: "Ugghh, you mean I have to WORK with those pains in my ass again?!"
 * Cobra: "You don't have to like them, NOR do we need to take them back to the Leage! We just need them to revise your hazly rushed plan! Afterwords, we'll leave them to be defeated by the ineditable Lougers and Main 6 attack! Can I have your co-operation for that at least?"
 * Chrysalis: ".... You should be warned about the Clone Twilight I created. She's the only brains of that disorganised mess of a troupe. She's smart enough to question our athority and figure we would be up to something. She will find out that we'd only brought them back to save our own asses from Nefarious and the villain courts!"
 * Cobra: "Then keep her pre-occupied by having her make Twilight look like she's disgracing her title as the Princess of Friendship. And yes, I know the framing part isn't original, but trust me, it keeps the only smart one occupied, while leaving the idiots without a brain, for you to use."
 * Chrysalis: "Well it's fair to warn you that they're not very co-operative."
 * Cobra: "I know, I DID see that episode. But luckly for you.... I'm working on a charm that will make them abit more, pro-active, whether they want to or not."
 * Chrysalis: And how will you be sure it won't backfire?
 * Cobra: Uh, this is a charm that twists people into acting just like a normal Equestrian pony. This should balance out the clones' opposite tendencies.
 * Chrysalis: And there's no catch?
 * Cobra: I have spent a long time perfecting it. Watch. (He uses the spell to turn one of Maleficent's goons into an Equestrian mindset)
 * Goons: Friendship is Magic!!
 * Cobra: See?
 * Chrysalis: Not convinced. All they said is friendship is magic. It's like assuming you're Equestrian by just sayng the same damn words.
 * Hades: Yeah, your bug girlfriend's got you there.
 * Cobra: Wait for it...
 * The Goons turned super evil!
 * Goons: "But EVIL IS STRONGER MAGIC?! (Laughs maniacly?!) HAIL TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?!"
 * Chrysalis: ".... Wow. That's actselly kinda good. But don't underestimate that Sparkle Clone. She might figure out how to counter it even before you can use it."
 * Cobra: "Then we will have to surprise them when they least suspect it."
 * Chrysalis: "But wait, aren't they currently logs?"
 * Cobra: "Yes, but Maleficent predicted that Neighsay had learned of the episode as well in thanks to some Orderlies with the bad case of the laughing fits. Now, he is expected to aim to aquire an exbert to help utilise the clones to basicly weaponise against Sparkle in basicly another ruse to get Equestria to not have non-ponies in it and undermine her friendship intentions."
 * Chrysalis: ".... Oh I get it. Have that bigot and his friends do all the hard work for us, then we swoop in when the Sparkle Clone ineditably disposes of those idiots! You are brillient, Mang!"
 * Cobra: "That's why Malefor picked me."
 * Mirage: Don't push father's choice to narcissism, Mang! We still need to be careful.
 * Junjie: We always gotta be careful.
 * Hades: Yes, deal with it. Times are no longer easy for us in the Villain League as it was since our second mission in Mushu's homeland. And THAT was among the best times we had since the Lodgers formed.
 * Junjie: Whatever. So how do we start?
 * Cobra: "AHEM! This is something me and Chrysalis have to contend with alone. Anymore then us will bring unwanted attention!"
 * Jafar: "And may I ask WHY must this be a private matter between you two?"
 * Cobra: "Consider this. If the entire leage is involved, then Nefarious will get concern and get Judge Mentdayo involved faster!"
 * Captain Hook: "And how prey tell is it any better if it's just you two?"
 * Cobra: "Because Nefarious would expect a mass movement of leage forces, and not just this thing being done by little old me and Chryly."
 * Dr. FacilIer: "Your positive he isn't gonna care about what you two are doing?"
 * Cobra: "Well, as far as the good doctor believes, me and Chrysalis are going on our usual outings and picnic dates."
 * Junjie: ".... Actselly, fair point. Nefarious wouldn't distrust you two making kissy faces at eachother, nor would he trust a secret mass deployment of forces. Good call for once, Mang."
 * Cobra: "And yet you consider me an idiot, (Angerly) JUNJIE?!"
 * Junjie: "Okay, why is it that you get angry for talking about my name?!"
 * Cobra: "Apologies. That's just my nervious tick. I suffer from mental anuisums assusiated with your name due to years of pent-up hatred with your quickness to desert me when we tried to revolt against Oogway, (Angerly) JUNJIE?! (Calmly) You constint stunts don't exactly help."
 * Maleficent: "You should probulity have that looked that."
 * Cobra: I should. Now if you'll excuse us, we have business to attend to.
 * Junjie: Well then, I still must ask, how are you going to get this plan working?
 * Cobra: A lot of offense, (Angrily) JUNJIE, (Normally) but we need to keep such a plan to ourselves. We don't especially trust you with how we plan to do it. Whatever happens, we can't let that stupid domehead know what Chrysalis did!
 * Blowhole: Doubt that'll happen. If Nefarious is smart enough to make a second and stronger Biobliterator in the obvious event the other should be destroyed, he should be smart enough to figure this out.
 * Cobra: Oh, try to have faith.
 * Blowhole: Oh, faith is just relative when we're talking getting sued by an idiot robot scientist who'll seek a magic medieval-era robot judge on us. It's dumb to put this up to chance.
 * Cobra: Blowhole, it's best we can have at the moment. Cause trust me, Judge Mentdayos is not a fun guy to be punished by.... That belongs to the Funisher."
 * Tai Lung: "Oh I heard of that, he's an anti-villain that is trying to upstage the justice system and subugate criminals to "funishments" instead of actual punishments. Why couldn't Nefarious use him?"
 * Cobra: "Because Nefarious hates us and wants us to suffer. Also, the Lougers had him arrested and captured last year."
 * Tai Lung: F***!!
 * Cobra: Yeah. F***.
 * Tai Lung: Is there any others like him?
 * Cobra: No, and I SAID IT'S OUR MISSION!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS OUR WAY, AND WITH NO INCOMPETENT MORONS LIKE YOU!!!
 * Batso: Okay, ouch!
 * Cobra: Yeah, ouch! Because that's what you get. Now we're out! (They go through a dark portals)
 * Oogie Boogie: ".... So, since it's just Mangy-Poo and Chryly Billy..... Who wants to bet they're gonna end up screw this all up before the episode's over?"
 * Mirage: ".... Ya do realise we could be facing Judge Mentdayos infamously extreme punishments for an act of using an exact copy of an already used plan, and you want to gamble on how long it takes Mang and Chrysalis to fail this?"
 * Oogie Boogie: "Aw come on! Gambling's my coping mechimisum!"
 * Jafar: "That doesn't excuse your little sense of faith in them."
 * Makunga: "Well given that it's only gonna be two of them, it isn't like things are garrinted to end well."
 * Jafar: "Well given that the leage hasn't exactly kept a good track record of compidence, CAN WE HONESTLY BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO GO IT ALONE WITH CHRYSALIS?!"
 * Gaston: ".... Well, he's not exactly.... Wrong."
 * Mirage: (Sighs) We are so doomed.

Chapter 2: Neighsay Returns Neighsayier Than Ever
Equestria, outside of the Black Stailian Asylum. A beautiful forest clearing lake.
 * Sneaking about clumsly in the bushes is the returning El Jackasso and Bullshiton, which the duo were seen in orange jumpsuits and carring a crate of TNT.
 * Jackasso: "Oh-ho-ho-ho! This'a plan'a will'a be'a brillient'a! All we have to do is blow up a wall, and then we can rescue Neighsay! He'll'a love us for it'a! And we'll see'a an'a incrise'a pay'a as a result'a!"
 * Bullshiton: "Yeah. Glad ya thoughts of it, Jack."
 * Chrysalis and Mang were seen watching the duo in secret.
 * Chrysalis: ".... Aw great. Neighsay just had to be one of the smart villains with the dumbest henchmen in the worlds."
 * Cobra: "Oh don't act like the Leage wasn't ammuned to such an unfortunate trope. It's obvious we need to secretly help make their otherwise retarded plan work without them knowing our existence. Because let's be honest. If Pred's anything to go by, Neighsay isn't going to be much of a team player when it comes to anything not a true equine."
 * Chrysalis: "Well how are we suppose to make an attempted blowing shit up plan, a netouriously stupid plan, to work?"
 * Cobra: "Simple.... Just make sure it blows up the right shit. At least Blowhole was nice enough to supply each leager with copied blueprints of Black Stailian Asylum in case if we were to ever get an interest in any of Equestria's tainted ponies."
 * Chrysalis: ".... That untentionally sounds dirty when you say that."
 * Cobra: "I meant taint as in corruption, woman! Now focus. If my caluations are correct, then Neighsay would be kept in the east wall, where they kept the devious masterminds of the asylum."
 * Chrysalis: "Well we obviously have our work cut out, because those two look stupider then a wet sack of dragon crap."
 * Cobra: "I know. They make the Frog Hunters look like they're actselly compident. Hell, they're just dressed like those two dunces in the animated Babes in Toyland movie, weirdly suggestive name BTW, and the donkey has the voice of Pinky to compliment Neighsay's infamous voice, just disguised with a faulty Italian accent. They even sang their song a few episodes back! They're just going to f*** themselves up, so let's just help the mentally disabled fatso and the goomba win so we can get this over with."
 * Chrysalis: Yeesh, ease off on the racism.
 * Cobra: Glad to know SOMEONE isn't confusing that slur for that mushroom thing in Mario's world. But I digress. Come on. (He has the bombs they had magically come to life into things similar to Mario Bob-Ombs without their knowledge as whenever they screwed up, the bombs would improvise)...
 * Chrysalis: You know, there's plenty of opportunities magic could've been used better in our plans besides that.
 * Cobra: Well, it would've been used better if I wasn't surrounded by idiots who can't even recognize when a baby isn't still a baby after 16 years.
 * Chrysalis:... Touché.
 * El Jackasso: Okay'a! LIGHT EM UPPA!!!
 * Bullshitton: Lighting them up! (Pushes down the lever as they were surprised that they blew up different places)...
 * Bullshitton/El Jackasso: Whaaaaaaaaa?
 * El Jackasso: Those aren't where we'a wanted the bombs'a!
 * Bullshitton: Oh, we're so dead!!
 * ???: Actually, you're not! (Neighsay himself came out)... You two must've had fortune smiled on you, cause I am quite impressed you managed to pull off a successful jailbreak, or more speficly, a break out in an asylum. I didn't think it was possible for you to pull it off. You blew up the armory, the bunkers, caved in everypony into their offices like jail, ironically, and only blew a safe passage for me?... I must say, this seemed too smart for you morons. I suspect you unknowingly had help.
 * El Jackasso:... Well, yes'a! We asure'a you'a boss! We totally did all this'a without ANY help whatsoeva!
 * Bullshitton: I thought-
 * El Jackasso: YOU THOUGHT'A NOTHING'A!!!
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, the impourent thing is, I have escaped. And I already have a perfect plan. I learned from the Orderlies that Sparkle was dreadfully unaware that Chrysalis, an ex-changeling queen, created evil clones of them and missed the oppertunity to really harm Sparkle in a fruitless venture torwords stealing from the Tree of Harmony, which I suspect likely failed, because the Tree of Harmony would quickly reckindise unpure imposters right away."
 * (Chrysalis): "AW, DON'T F*****G REMIND ME- (Mang muted her voice)."
 * Neighsay: ".... Ignoring that for now. Point is, I know where the subsiquint fallen clones are. But thing is, they were made from Everfree Trees and when the Tree of Harmony undid them, they became colored logs.... By that, I mean logs of timber, not anything gross you two nitwits would think, by the way. But thankfully..... I know a reknown master of wood and all things tree that is perfect for this. Now, we must make haste. That strangely brillient disabling of the staff of Black Staillian Asylum won't hold them back forever. It's not the asylum's first case involving bomb use."
 * Neighsay opened up a portal and had himself and the duo go right in it!
 * A huge and mighty oak tree house was seen, as an aged pony with a long leaf covered-beard and in E.E.A. clothes came out of the tree house to do his rotine meditating.
 * Aged Pony: "(Sighs).... So calm.... So peaceful....."
 * ???: "Hello, High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard."
 * Oaken Beard: (Opened up his eyes and narrowed them apawn the sight of Neighsay back in his usual outfit, along with the duo.) ".... Well, you got out, as expected. What do you want, Neighsay? I am not thrilled to see you again, given that you were one of two catalists that caused the E.E.A. to be disband."
 * Neighsay: "Alas, I had expected that I would not be popular with you at the moment, High Chanellor."
 * Oaken Beard: "FORMER, High Chanellor, in thanks to you, Neighsay!"
 * Neighsay: "But I trust that you have distaste for the school of being a secondary catalist to this downfall? After all, you are co-leader of the E.E.A."
 * Oaken Beard: "Yes.... The School.... But not nessersarly because I actselly agree to that racism of yours!"
 * Neighsay: "(Quietly) As to be expected."
 * Oaken Beard: "But because it caused you to act out to begin with! Because you exposed the E.E.A.'s unfortunate problem with holding onto outdated beliefs, King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight had University order our disbanding! I, had tried to reason with him, insisting that we only need to cleanse out the impure members..... But he insisted that the E.E.A. needed to fall. AND IT IS THANKS TO YOU?! (Magicly summons up some Rape Trees that are prepared to harm) I AM GIVING YOU A GENERIOUS CHANCE TO FLEE, OR ELSE THESE PARASITE OAKS ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN?!"
 * Neighsay: "Hear me out, Great Oaken Beard, before you subsiquiently cost us our virginity. What if I say I can give you a chance to get even a smidge of justice against Sparkle, if more preferingly, the school as a whole?"
 * Oaken Beard: ".... IT BETTER NOT INVOLVE ANOTHER FEAR WARS MONSTER?!"
 * Neighsay: "(Deadpan) You heard about that, did you?"
 * Oaken Beard: "The trees know all, hear all, and see all. With them, nothing escapes my knowledge."
 * Neighsay: "And I can use that knowledge to help me with a plan to get even with the school that costed us our jobs and Equestria's respect. How familier are you with Chrysalis and her attempt to use some trees to make clones out of?"
 * Oaken Beard had a brief seisure as the sound of a pained screech was heard as he got visions of what Chrysalis did in The Mean 6!
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Painfully, too well.... She took, the lifes of innosent trees that day, that did NOTHING to her nor played a part in her own misfortunes! I wanted to make the Parasite Oaks violate her very being?!.... But I was worried for the safety of trees to do that."
 * Bullshiton: "Wow, your like a more badass verson of the Lorax!"
 * Oaken Beard: "..... If I had a bit for every time people had compaired me to a speaker of the trees because of the modern interpreation of the old Dr. Seuss story, I would be richer then all of the Canterlot Elites."
 * Neighsay: "Well, I felt that Chrysalis wasted her time using them to steal from the Tree of Harmony,"
 * Oaken Beard: "Which unsurprisingly failed because the Tree of Harmony knew better AND was uncorrupted. Honestly, even that crazy robot alien Nefarious had the better idea to just steal a bit of engry from the tree and corrupt it to create a new tree! And before that, That Qui dragon had the incentive to actselly corrupt the original tree, before paradox shenanigans happen. Trees can feel paradoxes you know."
 * Jackasso started to gesture his hoof around his head, indicating that Oaken Beard's off his rocker, but a Rape Tree slaped his ass as he screamed!
 * Neighsay: "Ahem! My point being, she did not realise the proper potaintional the clones had. Instead of framing all of the Mane 6 of crimes and misdeeds across Equestria, AND DOING IT INTENTIONALLY, she waited it on a dead apawn arrival plan, and only cause an accsidental bond trash with Sparkle and co. by dumb luck and misfortunate happenstance."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... And am I to assume you want those unholy creations back?"
 * Neighsay: "That obviously sounds like you don't want to."
 * Oaken Beard: "Of blasted course not!! That was DARK TREE MAGIC! I use LIGHT tree magic!"
 * Jackasso: "Tree'a magic?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Pretty much the same thing the deers of the Deerlands not too far from here use. Like us, there is a good version, and a bad version. What Chrysalis used, was a dark spell she learned likely from a Blackwood Witch! And if I can guess the name, it was none other.... Then Barkrot!"
 * Bullshiton: "Pfft! Funny name!"
 * Oaken Beard: "BARKROT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER, FOOL!! She is a dark Peryton witch who mastered the ways of dark tree magic!! Her magic's a level above my own! And I have GREAT levels of tree magic!"
 * Neighsay: "But consider this..... If we make Sparkle and friends look bad..... It would make the E.E.A. look good in compairison.... That means, Celestia will be given reason to have it, rebanded."
 * Oaken Beard: "..... What good is that, if it means that I have to soil a Princess's name in the process?"
 * Neighsay: "Oh don't worry. In my eyes, Sparkle is no longer a TRUE princess for bringing mythic beasts and freaks into our boarders to learn our ways! Just as much, she is no longer your princess, for not letting you have a chance to mend the E.E.A. in a more, public friendly light!"
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Ugh...... I'm only agreeing to this to help the origanisation I once co-lead. I am not doing it for your sake, NOR to intentionally damnate Equestria's name to other races! I am only in this, to bring the E.E.A. back, and not to indulge you on your revenge fantasy!"
 * Neighsay: "As expected, fair is fair. But I expect that you at the least follow what I ask to the letter. And keep in mind. I may have to include making Sparkle and friends look fiendish and uncouth to the other races' eyes. Any sour opinion they would have onto Equestria, can't be helped. That's only because other races have not our purity."
 * Oaken Beard: "Ugh... I have no choice then. But if it ends up going torwords war, I WILL make the clones expose themselves! I will only go as far, as international distrust! Nothing more, nothing less!"
 * Neighsay: "Admitingly, just having a civil war would be too, drumatic and hypocritically dangerous to Equstria on my part.... A deal's a deal. I'll only agree to have the clones make ponies look, minorly distasteful."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... But be warned, Neighsay. If I found out if you had darker intentions, or if someone worse hi-jacks this, I, WILL, PERSONALLY, HAVE A PARASITE OAK HELP ME TURN YOUR CARCUSS IN TO THE PRINCESSES THEMSELVES?! UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Neighsay: That's a little extreme. Given how ungentle these trees tend to be, I might end up dead or horrendusly trumatised by the time they do take me to the princesses. You have plant power, just send me straight to Black Stallion Asylum, these two bumblers back to their originating prison, AND have your killer trees attack and kill those 'hijackers'? Whoever they might be, it would probably be Chrysalis and her otherworldly boyfriend leader of the Villain League trying to steal back the clones because they're afraid they just ripped off Nefarious' recent plan because of some old villain code from a bygone era.
 * Cobra: (Quietly) ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS, IS IT SO OBVIOUS?!?
 * Chrysalis: (Quietly) To be fair, he was the leader of an Education Group. Alchourse he would be this smart! Also, we have a bad track record of being obvious now-a-days.
 * Cobra: "(Quietly) Ohhh, poo. This is going to be harder then I anpisipated."
 * Oaken Beard: Be that if it may, you're still to equally blame for their success.
 * Neighsay: Regardless, you're not going to hear the end of it when you get accused of murdering me, even if by accsident in trying to turn me in with your Parasite Oaks. It won't matter, TOO MUCH, who I am, or even if the Princesses don't particularly care of me, it's still murder. They'll go after you on principal alone.
 * Oaken Beard: If it comes to that-
 * Neighsay: Oh save the excuses, you'll never last if it comes to that. Plant power can only help you for so long until they can find a perfect counter or someone to cancel them out. This is for the better of Equestria. This is not about me. What I intend is for the greater good. Princess Twilight is not a rightful princess. She's committed too many mistakes to say she should stay a princess. She risked war with the yaks, and I know, I know, that was WAY before the school and that Rutherford was actselly made into a dope by a bitter brother. Perhaps you would like more, modern and actselly related to the school exsamples. And the biggest one, is that she once attempted to steal from the hippogriffs, and just recently she displayed risky behavior by accusing three fillies she knew too well of sabotaging a student's studies out of spite, when it turned out that same student intentionally fail to make those fillies look acceptable by looking like utter dunderheads in friendship, but Sparkle got the wrong message and played the fool until that child got buyer's remorse and exposed herself to Sparkle's protosai. Now, you may say that it doesn't really count because it happened to children native to Equestria, a fair arguement, but consider this: That kind of behavior, still only proves my point. Just imagine that if she was to behave like that to any other interracial student, even if they were to deserve it, imagine how potentially dangerous that could be for Equestria!
 * Oaken Beard:...... (Sighs) Very well, Neighsay. You've got me in a box.
 * Neighsay: "Perfect. Now, let's go pay the tree of harmony a due visit and find those logs. (The four settled off through a portal)."
 * Cobra:... Great. Ignoring the obviousness of our mission, where did you even leave those colored logs?
 * Chrysalis: "I left them where the Tree of Harmony, genius! You did think I bothered having anything to do with them after they got turned?!"
 * Cobra: "Right, stupid question. But in all seriousness, you seriously did nothing to the logs? Not even destroy them?"
 * Chrysalis: "Why bother? I figured those mares would be absint-minded enough to use them as firewood or something."
 * Cobra: "Well chances are likely they desided to go home after how the clones inadvertingly gave them the WORSE CAMPING EXSPEARIENCE EVER! Since the episode never exactly had you two meet eachother, they're not gonna assume anything related to you! As far as the Main 7 feel, all that mean talk was stress from being lost in the woods driving them bonkers!"
 * Chrysalis: "So, your saying that those logs would still be there?"
 * Cobra: "Yes! Which in one hand would make it easy for those four to fine, but in the other, that means that NEFARIOUS would know where the evidence was!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well no problem! We'll just make sure Neighsay, the morono brothers and Treebeard over there get to those logs first."
 * Cobra: "Not a problem. Let's just hope that Nefarious remains absint minded about this. Let's follow those 4!" (They teleported after them)

Chapter 3: The Mean Six Restored
The Tree of Harmony. A secluded part of the Castle of the Two Sisters. An entire viewing later. Cobra and Chrysalis' location. Mount Aris. At the top of the Mountain. Yakyakistan Bully Pie's location. Dragon Lands Changeling Hive Ball Griffinstone. Mount Borges Twilight's Castle Sweet Apple Acres. Sugercube Corner. Carasail Bontquie. Fluttershy's Cottage. Starlight's location! Rainbow Dash's house. Sweet Apple Arces. Sugercube Corner Carousel Boutique Fluttershy's Cottage. Starlight's location. Rainbow's House Earlier before. Present. Twilight's Castle, after showing the Mean 6 episode.
 * The four arrived to the tree of harmony's cave and found the colored logs.
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, thank goodness Chrysalis didn't had the incentive to obliterate the logs after the Tree of Harmony undid their existence."
 * Oaken Beard: "Well that's just lazy. What, did she figure a near-by camper would use those as fire wood or something?"
 * Neighsay: "Or in this case, she figured Sparkle and friends would do so for her. Another proven case of the Princess's incompidence. And one of which, I'm willing to use against her. (Picks up the logs). Let's find a safer place to revive these clones in. If we do it here, the Tree of Harmony will only repeat what got them as logs to begin with."
 * Oaken Beard: "As it naterolly would. Starswirl made that tree capable to cleanse corruption near it's preasence when it is a direct threat to it. Clearly Chrysalis had no prior understanding to this."
 * Neighsay: "Then it does not ease me into thinking that any other non-pony would. (Walks off with the duo and Oaken)."
 * Oaken Beard: "(As the 4 arrived).... This place feels private enough to do the rejuvination ritual."
 * Neighsay: "Then do it."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... You would need to give me enough space to use the spell. It gets intense mid rejuvination. (Neighsay and the duo got very further away)..... (Oaken Beard entered a meditating position and began to utilised a very complex and foreboding nature based bagic as the Logs glowed being surrounded by magic leafs. A blinding flash occured around the logs, causing Neighsay and the duo to flinch! When the flash was done, the Mean Six were restored, as they were lead down by the magic)....."
 * Mean Fluttershy: "(Wakes up) Ughhhhh, what the f*** now?"
 * Mean Pinkie: "(Gets up too) If this is hell, or, Tar-tar-us, or whatever, then I'm actselly disappointed as balls."
 * Mean Rarity: "A CASTLE?! THAT MEANS THERE'S LOOT?! AND THEY'RE MINE?! (ZOOMS OFF TO LOOT THE CASTLE WHILE LAUGHING MANIACLY?!)"
 * Mean Applejack: ".... Well this is a charming place. I do like me some anichent ruins s***."
 * Mean Twilight got up and opened her eyes drumaticly with an angry glare.
 * Mean Twilight: ".... For a thoundson years, we law dorment, who dares disterb our-"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash: "Bitch, we've been inactive for nearly 2 months."
 * Mean Twilight: "DAMN IT YOU FOOL, I WAS TRYING TO BE DRUMATIC?!"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash: DRAMA IS KILLED IF THE LINE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, JACKASS!!! (The six argue)
 * Oaken Beard: ".... (Quietly) What horrid dopplegangers did I just agree to bring back?"
 * Mean Twilight: "ENOUGH!!!... (To Oaken Beard) Okay oldster. Out with it. Why bring us back? Did Chrysalis tell you to? OR ARE YOU CHRYSALIS?!"
 * Oaken Beard: "I assure you, I bare no assusiation with the fallen Changeling Queen. See, I have been made to bring you products of dark tree magic back by him. (Points to Neighsay)....."
 * Mean Twilight: "(As Mean Rarity comes back with a crap loud of stuff) And, who, is that?"
 * Neighsay: "Allow me to introduse myself.... I, am Neighsay. And I'm here to explain the full story on what happened that day.... (Makes a magic tape and tv with video player appeared) Via Television. (Uses it as it plays "The Mean Six" Episode.")"
 * Mean Applejack: "..... Oh so THAT'S what actselly happened."
 * Mean Rarity: "MINE!? (Grabs the TV) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
 * Mean Pinkie: ".... Well no wonder we acted weird with eachother."
 * Mean Twilight: "And yet more proof why leaving that idiot bug horse was a wise investment."
 * Mean Fluttershy: "HA! I really liked how I framed that whiny bitch REAL me and made those dumb animals mad at her!"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash was snoring.
 * Neighsay: ".... At least I got 4 out of two. Ahem. Anyway, since Chrysalis was a clumsy master, I am willing to offer a proper chance for you 6 to do evil."
 * Mean Twilight: "Tch, and what makes you confident we don't eventually dump you too when you inevitably bore us?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Don't forget, product of Dark Tree Magic. You are in the presience of a Light Tree Magic master. Just as much I brought back, (Magicly causes the six pain as they winced!)..... I can undo your sad existence and cleansed the dark tree magic Chrysalis used!"
 * Mean Twilight: "(Breaths heavily)..... Convincing enough arguement."
 * Neighsay: "Now, before I get down to business, I would like to give you six new names, so I don't end up stupidly running into your real counterparts. For now on, you are to be known as, (Mean Pinkie) Bully Pie, (Mean Fluttershy) Bitchershy, (Mean Applejack) Crabapplejack, (Mean Rarity) Lady Hoarder, (Mean Rainbow Dash) Lazy Dash, (Mean Twilight) And finally.... Noon Apostate."
 * Lazy Dash: "..... Those names are actselly lazior then me."
 * Bully Pie: I would've gone with S*** Pie!
 * Bitchershy: And have everypony laugh at you? I don't think so.
 * Noon Apostate: "But, They do sound like they're, approbeate."
 * Bully Pie: "Wait, the hell's an "Apostate"? That a name of an obscure organ or something?"
 * Neighsay: "Actselly, an Apostate is a person who renounces a religious or political belief or principle-"
 * Lazy Dash: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!"
 * Noon Apostate: "..... Abrupt as that was, it is wasting our valuable time. I would like to cut to the chase, Neighsay."
 * Neighsay: "Very well. I will have each of you assigned to different parts of the lands. Noon, I want you and Crabapple to cause some ruckus with the Hippogriffs and the Seaponies. And Noon, be sure to be espeically unpleasent to a Hippogriff named Novo. Your counterpart is on, unsteady terms. Bully, I want you to really upset those yaks of Yakyakistan-"
 * Bully Pie: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER!) OH THE RIFFING MATERIAL FOR THAT NAME ALONE?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY?!)"
 * Neighsay: "Yes, yes, get RIGHT onto that! Just, one thing... No swearing."
 * Bully Pie: WHAT?! THAT'S THE PART I LOVE!!!
 * Neighsay: Well thing is, the real Pinkie Pie never, EVER, swears. The idea of it is almost stupidly rare to the point that if she DOES curse, people would quickly guess that something's wrong! Or in the case of the yaks, Rutherford's brother would be the one to make that guess and make his less intelligent people aware of this. The whole point of making the ponies look bad is to act closely to them.
 * Bully Pie: Ugh, fine!
 * Neighsay: "Good. Now, Lady Hoarder, I want you to be in the dragon lands. They have an oh so large amounts of wealth that you would die for."
 * Lady Hoarder's eyes turned into dollar signs as a ca-ching was heard!
 * Neighsay: "Bitchershy, I want you to go to the Changeling Hive and hurt the feelings of every little larva or growing pupa Changeling to make yourself, or rather, your counterpart, look as deplorable to the Changelings as much as possable! Now, that only leaves the Griffins. And since I have Crabapplejack be assigned to the Seaponies, I believe, you may need an additional clone. (Brings up Chrysalis' discarded photo of Starlight, and a piece of her hair from her brush in the castle.).... Bull, Jack, you brought the wood I promise?"
 * Jackasso: "Just this dirty old log from that swamp (Bullshitton clumsly slammed the log down), is that good enough?"
 * Neighsay: "It'll do for short notice. (Places the photo and the hair down, and zaps the tree to make a marking of Starlight's cutie mark)..... Oaken Beard?"
 * Oaken Beard: "(Sighs relucently), Your lucky I expected that you would add a last minute change. But be warned that I will only pardon this one! (Uses the same spell to use on the log with the items as they flash, breaking the log, and creating a new Starlight, but in more reminence to her Season 5 look)....."
 * Mean Starlight: ".... (Starts speaking russian) Я НЕНАВИЖУ КУЛЬТУРНЫЕ МАРКИ!"
 * Oaken Beard: ".... Oh dear. It seems the clone has a side-effect of being made to speak in traditional impure Hippogriff languise."
 * Mean Starlight: "Я, ЗВЕЗДНЫЙ ГЛИММЕР, СДЕЛАЮ ЛУЧШИЙ УТОПИЙСКИЙ МИР !?"
 * Lazy Dash: "FOR F*** SAKES, SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH TO SPEAK ENGLISH?!"
 * Noon: "Ugh, let me, you dolts!" (She does that)
 * Mean Starlight: (Russian accent) UGH! FILTHY SPELLS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AFTER HANGOVER OR WEIRD DREAM!!
 * Lazy Dash:... You're joking, right?
 * Noon: Look, asshole, my spells aren't exactly as flawless as the real me! She's still bound to have the accent.
 * Mean Starlight: JUST GIVE ORDERS!!!
 * Bullshitton:...... Eh, we're gamblers.
 * Neighsay: NO WE ARE NOT!!! We're not taking out the clone like THIS!! Who would think that's the real Starlight after hearing that accent?
 * Mean Starlight: I am growing impatient.
 * Neighsay: Well MAKE patience! We're calling you Comi Glimmer.
 * Comi:... Wow, how insensitive.
 * Neighsay: Cry me a river. You've got a mission in griffin territory, but we can't do anything with you until we completely remove that accent of yours. So take this! (Gives out a book that reads "How to speak without accents") And be sure to practice this book very well."
 * Comi: "Da, comrade!"
 * Cobra and Chrysalis were listening in secret.
 * Cobra: "(Quietly) Okay, now this series is REALLY pushing the communisum compairisons with Starlight abit too much now!"
 * Chrysalis: "(Quietly) Feels stranglely complimentory, actselly."
 * Lazy Dash: "Hey wait. Not meaning to sound like I give a f***, but.... What about me?"
 * Neighsay: "Oh, simple. Just be lazy and frustraighting to the Perytons in light of the school's recent new student from them. Also, don't be shy to have that lazyness be a detriment."
 * Lazy Dash: "Finally, a plan that works around my schedule."
 * Bully Pie: Well, let's get started.
 * Noon:..... Wait a minute...... We're being watched.
 * Bitchershy: And how would you know that?
 * Noon: I'm an Alicorn. I can sense these kind of things.
 * Neighsay: Uh, let's worry about that later.
 * Noon: Don't be foolish. We can't move forward without the likelihood of being ratted out. You want us to be ratted out?
 * El Jackasso:... She'sa got a point'a.
 * Neighsay: Even if that's true, how do we know you're not-
 * Noon: Do not attempt to change the subject. You're probably just scared that Plant Pony here will make you pay when we turn out right.
 * El Jackasso: OH, COME ON'A, IS IT THAT OBVIOUS'A?!?
 * Neighsay:...... (Dubbed as NC Brain) Goddamn it, Jack, can't you do one f*****g thing right?!
 * ???: Doubt it, because it's always been unavoidable anyway. (Cobra and Chrysalis came out)
 * Neighsay/Noon: YOU!!!
 * Chrysalis: Did you miss us? (She immobilized Oaken Beard and the Mean Six with Changeling slime)... I made you six.... And if I had the proper mindset to do the framing plan, that would include the seven one, even IF it was Glimmer, because I made that photo first! You just found it... And thus you belong to me... AND the Villain League!
 * Neighsay: "Let me guess: Is this about how that Dr. Nefarious would sue you bunch for this?"
 * Cobra: "Sorry if it ended up being too obvious, Neighsayer. But at least take I'll comfert in knowing that your not exactly liked enough to warn people about this. But, you can at least be at ease in knowing that me and Chryly were behind how your dumb henchmen were able to free you so easily."
 * Neighsay: "I'd figured as such."
 * Jackasso: "So THAT'S what'a happened!"
 * Bullshiton: "I thought that was too smartly exicuted for us! (Jackasso smacked him!) OWIE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Ugh, so glad I rarely had the problem of henchmen that were too dumb to funtion. Though Thorax ended up being TOO NICE FOR REIGN LONGEVITY?!"
 * Crabapplejack: LET US GO, BUG!!!!
 * Cobra: I'm afraid we can't do that. It's no longer personal. Now... It's business. (They teleport off while releasing Oaken Beard)......
 * Neighsay:...... Um... No hard feelings I turned out right?
 * Oaken Beard: ".... You DO realise that I WILL have to contend with you three myself, correct?!"
 * Bullshiton: "..... Your gonna throw us back into imprisonments, are ya?"
 * Oaken Beard: "I would, but I desided to play it smart! (Summons some ents to grab the Three) Since it's likely those two will adopt your straigity to get the races to turn against us, I will instead have to warn the Princesses!"
 * Neighsay: ".... Oh poo. And worse off, I half-expected this as well. It makes this situation worse."
 * Oaken-Beard teleported off with the captured three and ents.
 * The Mean 7 were entangled in slime.
 * Noon: "You two do realise that Oaken might have more credablity with everyone then Neighsay, right?"
 * Cobra: "Hence why we will move faster then before the alarm is cast. Basicly, we'll adopt Neighsay's suggestions for you bunch. And I have a means to ensure obedience with you 7. (Readies his charm) I am going to use this charm to equilise your rampent corruption so aren't so quick to be so incompetent and/or prone to predictable betrayals."
 * Comi: "No magic can dominate the will of Cuite Markisum!"
 * Cobra: "Oh get ready to be VERY disappointed in that outdated philosify."
 * Noon: Bitch, what makes you think your spells can't be undone? I happen to know that Queen Novo's family are renowned empaths who can read feelings. Not to mention that Changelings have good intuition in reading falsehoods due to being falsehoods for eons.
 * Chrysalis:... That's sadly true. Never figured that would backfire on us. Neither did Neighsay, the overcompident blowhard.
 * Cobra: "He would eventually when he has a chance to think things through."
 * Noon: Griffins wouldn't be easily swayed, Yakbrain is impossible to fool, even if you used his infamous trigegrword of "Brotherford", and dragons won't let their treasury be stolen that easily. We'd be dead in seconds. You're just wasting your time.
 * Cobra: That is why you brats will figure it out for yourselves. (He casts the charm as all but Noon were affected)
 * Noon:... (Faking) We are at your command, master!
 * Cobra:... Kinda thought she wouldn't be affected if she had the real Twilight's occlumency abilities. However, I'll go with it. But I will play it safe and keep a firm eye on you the most. Chrysalis warned me well on how your a tricky one.
 * Noon: Well, Bob's your uncle, spells often have time to develop in clones. We technically never lived for too long. You want us to do a little sabotage in friendship?... Trust me, there'll be no friends for ANY of them when this is over!
 * Cobra: "Well, be kept in mind that since you came in too easily, that trust is on uneasy waters, but, since I can't entirely disprove you, I'll have to go with it for now. Now, time for you 7 to carry out your jobs."
 * Noon and Crabapplejack appeared on it's beach.
 * Noon: ".... Okay, Crabapplejack. You contend with the Sea Ponies, while I go have my fun with the Hippogriffs."
 * Crabapplejack: "But how am I suppose to upset them?"
 * Noon: "How does one upset any under water socity? Just get some garbage and/or oil and start polluting like a bitch! Oh, and maybe some radioactive materials for deviously good measure!"
 * Crabapplejack: "I dislike the way you think."
 * Noon: ".... Your lucky I know that your sthick is that your a dirty lier, so I quickly deduce that you liked my idea. Now get busy! (Flies up to the top of the Mountain)!"
 * Crabapplejack looked around and saw three staillians in suits carring cans and barrols of garbage, oil, and radioactive waste.
 * First Pony: "Man, being a garbage collector for equestria is hard work."
 * Second Pony: "Well being an oil tycoon lacks simplisity as well. It is not easy to make eviomentally friendly rigs and boats not at risk of oilspills you know."
 * 3rd: "Tch, try to be in the atomic engery business and then talk to be how hard it is!"
 * Garbage Pony: "Hey guys, how's about we take a quick break in the new Dunken Donuts they opened up near the beach if our work's so tough."
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "Sounds brillient, my good garbage man."
 * Hazmat Pony: "Yeah I can take a break of being around hazordious materials. We'll just leave them out here and not worry about any ne're do wells doing anything malicious with them as if we were randomly placed here for the sake of a plot for an episode."
 * The three went straight into the dunkin donuts.
 * Crabapplejack arrived to the containers snickering.
 * Crabapplejack: "Suckers. (Starts chucking the garbage cans and barrols of oil and radioactive waste into the waters as their contents leaked and having adverse effects in sea pony communities, including Shore's hometown.) (Sees Seaponies rising off, escaping the hazordious wave of trash, oil and radioactive waste.) (The three ponies quickly ran out and saw the damage and looked at Crabapplejack!)."
 * Garbage Pony: "WHAT THE F***, LADY?! YOU'RE GONNA COST US OUR JOBS?!"
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "AND MY BUSINESS?!"
 * Hazmat Pony: "AND POTAINTIONALLY ENDANGER EQUESTRIA AND THE DAMN EVIOMENT, BITCH?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "It was like that when I got here!"
 * Garbage Pony: "Wait a minute.... Aren't you Applejack?"
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "And did you, just lie?!"
 * Hazmat Pony: "Aw crap, either Discord relapsed or another Draconequus made her a lier again!"
 * Treasure Trove and Maritime arrived!
 * Treasure: "Applejack did this?!"
 * Maritime: "Why would you do this?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "I wanted to see what new creatures I can make with that stuff."
 * Maritime: "WHAT IN THE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "Actselly yes, and I was looking for them under all this garbage, oil, and waste."
 * Trove: "Okay, either you have gone mad, or fell into the control of another Rogue Draconequus!"
 * Maritime: "Either way, you will answer for this crime, Miss Apple?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "CATCH ME FIRST, YA ALLAGATOR GARS?! (Runs off!)"
 * Bikini: "(Shows up) GET HER?! (The three each of Sea Ponies and the trio went after Crabapplejack)."
 * Noon was walking about and saw Queen Novo and Skystar as Hippogriffs were having a get-togather.
 * Queen Novo: "(Looks to see Twilight).... Princess Twilight? What brings you here, even dispite your exile that, let's be honest, nobody seems to take too seriously, why, is it for another filed trip your doing? I already had Seaspray signed that for me when Spike got here, and-"
 * Noon: "BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT?!"
 * The Hipoogriffs gasped in surprise....
 * Queen Novo: ".... Ugh, I knew this was coming. Look, if it's about how I didn't helped against Storm King, I already made my reasons clear. Now, may I suggest you vent that shark-nasty attatude elsewhere and come back when you want to be nice?"
 * Noon: "Actselly, this is different. I, the princess of friendship, have decreed that your pearl is too dangerious for you to have! What if you had an undesireable that would use it for malitious intentions!?"
 * Queen Novo: "(Quietly) Oh please don't tell me she ran into Backwater. (Openly) Ahem. Sparkle, I ensure you that the pearl only works for me."
 * Noon: "THEN WHY WERE YOU AFRAID OF THE STORM KING COMING AFTER IT?!"
 * Queen Novo: "He mainly wanted to absorb the pearl for it's powers, Sparkle, not nessersarly the pearl on it's own!"
 * Noon: "So that pearl can have it's powers sipen, eh? Then by Equestrian law, I would have to consinsate it and lock it up in Hayfield 64!"
 * Queen Novo: "Depends, did Celestia approved of this?"
 * Noon: "Pffft! Bitch, I'm my own princess, I don't need a hasbeen's approval on ANYTHING?! Nor do I need YOURS, YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA?! (Novo got mad at Noon at this as the Hippogriffs are shocked!)....."
 * Skystar: ".... Mom, calm down, I don't think Sparkle's being herself right now. Something feels, way off. Her feelings seem WAY off for that to be the real Twilight."
 * Skybeak: "Actselly, yes. You feel, funny. Princess Sparkle, are you even yourself today?"
 * Queen Novo: "WELL IF THAT'S SO, THEN I'M DRAGGING YOUR PONYTAIL STRAIGHT INTO CELESTIA TO TALK ABOUT THIS, YOUNG LADY?!"
 * Noon: "Catch me first, No-go! (Teleports off laughing as off camera another teleport sound was heard, likely having recovered Crabapplejack!)"
 * Novo was growling intensely!
 * Bully Pie appeared just outside.
 * Bully Pie: ".... Since I can't really cuss, there goes my freaking riff material. I need another way to mess with these freaking yaks. (Sees that not too far, a sleeping Snow Serpent was seen).... A giant ice snake?.... Oh Bully, you evil genius you. (Zooms up to Snow Serpent and puts a saddle on it) YIPPIE-KAI-YAY, SNAKE BOY?!"
 * The Snow Serpent woke in surprise and started to screech in trying to get Bully Pie off of it, as it slithers straight into Yakyakistan and crashed through the door, rampaging as the Yaks freaked out!
 * Rutherford and Yakbrain both came out and saw this!
 * Rutherford: "WHAT PINK PONY DOING WITH SNOW SERPENT?!"
 * Yakbrain was in a paniced stated and hid away!
 * Yakbrain: "CLEARLY HAVING LOST HER MIND?!"
 * Bully Pie: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY?! (The Screeching Snow Serpent crashes through Yak huts and ruined bits and pieces of their culture! Young Yaks screamed in terror as they barely get squashed by the banging tail of the Snow Serpent!) RODEO CHAMPION, RIGHT HERE?! (The Snow Serpent flings Bully Pie out of Yakyakistan as she shouted, then the Snow Serpent sense fear and looked at the paniced young yaks)
 * The Snow Serpent roared as the young Yaks ran away, as the adults charged in and began to do battle with the Serpent!
 * Rutherford: "..... BROTHER YAKBRAIN?! GO FIND PINK PONY AND TELL HER SHE NO HONORARY YAK ANYMORE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Would it not make more sense if I ask WHY Pinkie desided to play rodeo with a Snow Serpent?!"
 * Rutherford: "..... Do that too. BUT IF SHE NO GIVE GOOD REASON, THEN SHE NO HONORARY YAK NO MORE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Okay okay, fine! I'll go seek Miss Pie out!"
 * Bully Pie's head was seen stuck in the snow as Yakbrain had already ran into her.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Miss Pie? MISS PIE?!"
 * Bully Pie pulled her head out gasping!
 * Bully Pie: "OH CELESTIA, THAT ICE MAN?!"
 * Yakbrain: ".... Miss Pie, I know you have a rather intense history of going mental, BUT DOING RODEO TRICKS ON TOP OF A SNOW SERPENT?! I figured that even without your friends that you knew better then that! You were lucky that beast couldn't sense your fear with it's fear sensing pits and-"
 * Bully Pie: "AW, BUG OFF, BROTHERFORD?!"
 * Yakbrain got a surprised face as he dropped his jaw.....
 * Yakbrain: ".... MISS PIE?! I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE AGAINST INSULTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!"
 * Bully Pie: "Well shows you on how much you know, Braini-Yak!"
 * Bully Pie ran off laughing!
 * Yakbrain: "I WILL HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH MISS SPARKLE, YOU KNOW?! SHE WILL BE MOST UNDELIGHTED?!"
 * Lady Hoarder appeared on it's grounds.
 * Lady Hoarder looked at a sign that read "Dragon Hoarding Caves, just west of the nesting grounds"......
 * Lady Hoarder made a deviously cartoonish chackle in already picturing that wealth and follows the signs direction!
 * Hoarder: This will be dazzling! (She ran in and Hallelujah choirs played as she found an entire hoard of treasure)... Must... Have... TREASURE!!!! (Snatches it all cartoonishly and ends up dragging it in a giant bag as it was noticed by Ember and Dragoflas)...
 * Ember:... Rarity, do I even wanna know what choas-indused drugs you're on to think THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?! You're lucky that Basil warned me about your weakness for material wealth so I would half-expect this!
 * Hoarder: NO! BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR ALICORN GODS DARN BUSINESS!!!
 * Dragoflas: You're stealing our entire treasury. That's ENTIRELY our business. This seems... Unlike the Element of Generosity to do this. I mean, granted, you did gave ol' Basil some trouble about this awhile back, but, I kinda figured that part of you would die out at this point. Are you suffering a relapse in character Rares?
 * Hoarder: WELL I JUST RAN OUTTA JEWELS TO A WAVE OF FRESH CLIENTILE AND I NEEDED TO FREAKING RESTOCK, SO I GOT NO CHOICE!!! THEY'RE MINE!!!! MINE I SAYS!!!
 * Dragoflas:... You're not Rarity.
 * Ember: "Then your either an imposter, an evil clone, or just as much an evil twin sister of the real Rarity, or you were turned victim to a particularly doughey Draconequus.
 * Hoarder: Oh, aren't I the real Rarity? How's THIS look? (She exposes herself to them immapprobeately as they fainted)... Hah! Even works on that gross Spike! Never knew it worked on dragons. (She rolls away with the stolen jewel bag)
 * Vespa:... So... First date in a while, huh?
 * Pharynx: Totally. And of all days, on the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Especially with Thorax and Ann-Tena hitting it off.
 * Vespa: (Chuckles) They make adorable dancers.... NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU DANCE, LOVER BOY!! (She dances with him as he blushes heavily)
 * ???: HEY, UGLY BUGS!!!! (Bitchershy came in)....
 * Thorax:... Fluttershy! Surprised you decided to come to the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Though, judging from that rather mean comment, I, take it your in a bad mood today? Was Angel being immensely difficult again?
 * Bitchershy: "Wouldn't you like to know, ANTLER BOY?!"
 * Thorax: ".... Oh dear. As if it wasn't bad enough that bronies get this wrong. They're suppose to be manables, Fluttershy."
 * Bitchershy: "Then why the junk aren't they in your mouth?"
 * Thorax: "Cause it would be hard to talk with them?"
 * Bitchershy: "Ya do realised that the fans are rather ticked off with you losers, right? People kinda liked you guys better when you were ugly and gross! But because Hasbro doesn't find black on good guys marketable, you've all been turned into rainbow puke stains! (The Changelings gasped hurt!)."
 * Pharynx: ".... Okay Broma, cut the crap! This is a new low even for you! (But saw that La Broma was seen spiking the punch).... Wait a minute..... If that's La Broma, then you- (Looks at Bitchershy)..... Tch, okay Chrysalis, what're you trying to pull here?! I mean, I can get behind trying to frame the Main 6 to be assholes, BUT YOU GO FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE?! FLUTTERSHY BEING MEAN!? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THEN TRYING TO MAKE EVIL CLONES TO STEAL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?!"
 * Bitchershy: "Oh trust me, reindeer, I am 100% "Cute Little Fluttershy"! Cause if it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and SOUNDS like a duck, then it's a duck!"
 * Pharynx: "Okay, maybe Chrysalis is abit of a streach cause she usually drops the act after being called out, BUT MY INTUITION IS STILL BETTING ON YOU BEING AN IMPOSTER?! Your trying to imitate someone who couldn't even hurt a parasprite, much less act like a racist c**t who's nostaglic for the old forms!"
 * Bitchershy: "Bet ya can't say that in the Friendship School, shorty! (Pharynx started to get rageing) Because for the older brother, you seem awfully shorter then him!"
 * Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE KING?! ROYAL CHANGELINGS TEND TO BE TALLER THEN EVERYONE ELSE?! OKAY, IMPOSTER OR NOT, (Turns into an Assulter Beetle) I'M GONNA KICK THAT DAUNTY ASS OF YERS?!"
 * Bitchershy: "Catch me first, tough guy! (Zooms off as she laughs maniacly and disappears to Noon's magic!)"
 * Pharynx was raging out of control!
 * Thorax: "..... Oh dear."
 * It was another typically boring day for the Griffins of Griffinstone.
 * Gabby was seen hanging out with Gilda.
 * Gabby: "Gilda, I am so glad your visiting from the Lougers after a long stream of fighting weirdo bad buys to help talk about making Griffinstone a nicer place to be."
 * Gilda: "Well, I kinda have to. Since it's very unlikely we would ever see the Idol of Boreas ever again, I do need to work on making Griffinstone better then it is now."
 * Gabby: "Though did you have to bring him along? (Icky was seen playing a gambling game with two other griffins)."
 * Gilda: "(Sighs), He's abit of a gambler. He heard about how griffins liked gambling and want in on that s***."
 * Gabby: "Okay, if we're going to make Griffinstone nicer, we DO need to cut back on the cursing a bit."
 * Gilda: "Ya know Gabs, it's like your a pony trapped in a griffin's body."
 * Gabby: "Well, back to talking about getting Griffinstone up and running. Quite a cowinkydink that Greta was a building architect, right?"
 * Gilda: "That really surprised me when I found that out. She would so be a big help in sprucing up this dump."
 * The Ground and buildings began to shake as a russain tank repainted in Starlight's colors was arriving in Griffinstone, surprising them!
 * Icky was snapped out of his gambling streak and saw this.....
 * Gilda: "..... What the, f***?!"
 * Comi opened up the tank!
 * Comi: "(Finally without the accent) GLORY TO MY CUTIE-MARKLESS EMPIRE?!"
 * Icky: "Awwww, crap! Did Starlight have a relapse?! AND HOW THE F*** DID SHE GET A RUSSIAN TANK OUTSIDE OF MAGIC?!"
 * Gilda: "Okay, Starlight, I get that constintly working as a guidence counsler can get boring if you have nobody to, guide, BUT RELAPSING TO THIS CUTIE MARXISUM S***?! SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Comi: "Don't you see, comrade girffins!"
 * Gilda/Icky: "Comrade griffins?"
 * Comi: "AFTER HOURS OF TOILING TO GUIDE THE ISSUES OF SNOT-NOSE BRATS, (The Soviet National Anthem began to play), I REMEMBER MY TRUE CALLING OF MAKING A PERFECT CUTIE MARKLESS UTOPIA WHERE WE CAN ALL BE EQUIL AND WITHOUT A BUTT TATTOO TELLING US WHAT TO DO?! IT WAS THE VISION OF BEAK-BUCK TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN?! (A flag with an equil sign has appeared waving behind her) IT IS EQUESTRIA'S DESTENY TO HAVE THIS PERFECT WORLD?! AND I WILL SEE IT HAPPEN?!"
 * Gabby: ".... And, how is bringing a tank to Griffinstone gonna do it? We don't have cutie marks."
 * The music died down as the flag disappeared....
 * Comi: "..... Because...... I, need an army for me to control?"
 * Icky: ".... Ok, are you sure your actselly Starlight, and not some wanna-be wanting to follow the path the real deal long abandoned and/or a secret evil twin sister she NEVER TOLD ANYONE SHE HAD?!"
 * Comi: "Da, I'm positive!"
 * Gilda: "..... Since when do you speak russian/traditional impure hippogriff words, "Starlight"?"
 * Comi realised the mistake.....
 * Comi: "...... BE IN MY ARMY OR SUFFER!! (Aims the cannon at Gilda's and Icky's location!)"
 * Icky/Gilda: "OH, S*******************!! (The two and Gabby dodged as the cannon fired?!)"
 * Comi: "I WILL HAVE AN ARMY TO MAKE MY UTOPIA HAPPEN?!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Showing up) Not interested! That Cutie Mark Communisum s*** made the Impures look bad! And we already have our own controversey as it is with Goldstone's little stunt! You want an army? Go find something else!"
 * Stupid Griffin: "Like a magical mirror pool that let's you make clones of yourself?"
 * Comi: "..... BRILLIENT?! I'LL GO USE THAT INSTEAD?! (Takes the tank to leave Griffinstone)...."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... OKAY, WHO WAS THE MORON THAT GAVE HER THAT IDEA?!"
 * Stupid Griffin: "Sorry, Gruff."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "DAMN IT, RETARD TED?! ONCE AGAIN, YA SCREWED UP?! NOW, I HAVE TO FLY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SCHOOL, TO COMPLAIN TO SPARKLE, ABOUT HER CRAZED GUIDENCE COUNSLER, GOING BACK TO CUTIE MARK COMMUNISUM?! (Flew off angerly!)"
 * Icky: ".... Gilds, ya don't think something screwy is going on, did ya?"
 * Gilda: "I'm starting to think this is related to that Mean 6 episode we had been meaning to warn them about but got too distracted to do."
 * Icky: "Well now might be a damn good time to do so! (Brings out the transporter) We need to warn the Lougers ASAP!"
 * Icky and Gilda teleported away with the transporter.
 * Gabby: ".... (Sighs).... It is never a normal day with Gilda anymore."
 * Lazy Dash arrived to the Peryton Kingdom, lazily.
 * Lazy Dash: "Time to wreck s*** the best way I know how..... Not giving a major f***. (Roosts on top of a founder's statue to sleep, as it caused the statue to leane over and break in being made of fragile wood, as the statue crashed, shocking the Perytons)..... Eh, not my problem."
 * Prominade showed up!
 * Prominade: "HEY YOU GLORIFIVED RAINBOW FACTORY?! THAT WAS THE STATUE OF OUR NATION'S FOUNDER?! And of course I would know that, I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Lazy Dash: "..... And I should give a f*** about it, why?"
 * King Evergreen showed up.
 * King Evergreen: "Miss Dash! That was a statue of our respected founder! Have you no shame?"
 * Lazy Dash: "If it's another way to say f***s, then no. I have none to give. Ugh, this is messing up my mellow, I'm f*****g out of here. (Leaves lazily, then disappears to Noon's magic)....."
 * King Evergreen: "(Sighs).... I am so going to give a strongly worded complain to Sparkle about this!"
 * Prominade: "Although she does smell like she was a tree or something that bathed in black juju for some weird reason."
 * King Evergreen: "Wait, you mean Dark Tree Magic? If so, then I need to confront Sparkle admidietly! Her friend could've been cursed! (Flies off!)...."
 * Prominade: "I could've gone with evil clone, but okay!"
 * Oaken Beard: (Dragging Neighsay and El Jackasso with vines while Bullshitton was dragged by an Ent)... Alright, we're here! You three have some serious explaining to do! (Knocks on Twilight's door.)"
 * Twilight opened it with Spike next to her and got surprised!
 * Twilight: "High Chancellor Oaken Beard? Neighsay?! And, the two weird misfit mercenary guys?"
 * El Jackasso: "It's EL JACKASSO AND BULLSHITON'A TO YOU!"
 * Twilight: "Sorry, too modest to say your actual names. Oaken Beard, what's going on? What are these three doing out of their confinement?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Miss Sparkle, I'm afraid that, if my calulations are correct, that you are about to be a victim of a suddenly sour reputation."
 * Twilight: ".... (Angrily) What, did, they, do?"
 * Applejack was heard screaming!
 * Twilight: "APPLEJACK?! (Twilight teleports off, as Oaken follows with the ent taking all three in tow!)"
 * Giant Crabs are seen destroying the apple trees as angry Sea Ponies ride on them!
 * Applejack: "WHY ARE YOU CRAZY SEA PONIES MESSING UP MY FAMILY'S FARM?!"
 * Maritime on a leading crab came up!
 * Maritime: "WELL HOW DO YOU THINK WE FELT ABOUT YOU POLLUTING OUR OCEAN WITH GARBAGE, OIL, AND RADOACTIVE MATERIALS?!"
 * Bikini: "(Showed up behind her) YEAH?! ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR?!"
 * Twilight appeared and saw the crab choas!
 * Spike: "WHOA!? LOOKS LIKE APPLEJACK HAS CRABS?! AND NO, THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE A SEXUAL JOKE?!"
 * Twilight: "HAD MARITIME AND BIKINI GONE MAD?!"
 * Applejack: "TWILIGHT?! THEY ACCUSED ME OF POLLUIN' THE OCEAN?! I NEVER DID THAT?!"
 * Twilight: "DON'T WORRY APPLEJACK?! I'LL FIX THI- (Gets hit by the Pearl's magic and gets turned into a seagull)..... (Seagull squack!) WHAT THE?! (Looks to see a pissed off Novo) QUEEN NOVO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
 * Queen Novo: "Oh I see, your trying to forget your transgressions of showing up on Mount Aris and insulting me and threaten to have the pearl consbinsated?!"
 * Twilight: "WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO THAT?!"
 * Queen Novo: "DON'T TRY TO ACCUSE ME, YOU DECEPTIVE OCTOPUS?! (Turns Twilight into an Octopus)...."
 * Twilight screamed as she inked!
 * Spike: "EWWWWW?! YOU INKED!?"
 * Twilight: "WELL EXCUSE MY COMTEMPORARY ANATOMY, SPIKE?! (Spike Grabs Twilight and flies away from Novo as she kept turning Twilight into random sea creatures!)"
 * Oaken Beard arrived too late with the captured trio!
 * Oaken Beard: ".... I was afraid of this. It already started! (Pinkie was heard screaming!) Oh dear! (Teleports off again with the captured trio!)"
 * Rutherford: "YAKS SMASH?! (He and other yaks began to ransack the place!)"
 * Pinkie: "RUTHERFORD?! STOP?! I THOUGH WE HAD IT GOOD?!"
 * Yakbrain: "I would personally stop them myself, miss Pie, but I am still scorned about you using my trigger word! Also, you commited the act of trying to pull rodeo stunts ON A SNOW SERPENT?! It only seems fair to get even!"
 * Pinkie: "I'M USUALLY THE ONE THAT BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYICS EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF MY LIFE, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EVEN TO ME!"
 * Oaken Beard appeared and saw the yaks ransacking the place.
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Neighsay, your infernal stragity has worked too well! Worse off, your not even in control of it!"
 * Neighsay: "Even with this hi-jacking, you cannot deny how effective my genius is."
 * Rarity was heard screaming!
 * Oaken teleported with the captured trio again!
 * Ember's Elite are seen ransacking the place as dresses get ripped and sewing machines go bust!
 * Rarity: "EMBER, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SANITY?!"
 * Ember: "OH I LOST SOMETHING ALL RIGHT?! ALL OF THE DRAGONLAND'S HOARD?! THAT YOU STOLE IN TRYING TO COMBINSATE FOR MERCHINDISE?! I MEAN, I GET YOUR TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE, BUT THAT WAS STILL UNCALL! ALSO, NOT COOL FLAUNTING YOUR MAREHOOD AT US?!"
 * Rarity started to have a gasp attack!
 * Rarity: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING SO, UNCOUTH?!"
 * Ember: "YA CALLING ME A LIAR?!"
 * Rarity: "I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT AT ALL! IT'S JUST, MAYBE OU RAN INTO AN IMPOSTER?!"
 * Ember: "WELL I CAN'T EXACTLY KNOW THAT UNTIL THAT HOARD IS FOUND, NOW CAN I?!"
 * Oaken Beard arrived and saw the damage.....
 * Oaken Beard: ".... Those fiends worked faster then I could've hoped."
 * Fluttershy was quietly heard screaming!
 * El Jackasso: ".... Wow, even when it was loud enough to hear, that was still quiet- (A root grew up and grabbed the four as they slide across the area) WAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
 * Fluttershy was seen entrapped in all but head by Changeling goop, along with her animal friends.
 * Thorax: "..... Pharynx, don't you think this is, abit extreme?"
 * Pharynx: "Well I'll be more then happy to get her out of it, WHEN SHE APOLOGIESES FOR CRASHING OUR BALL?!"
 * Fluttershy: "(Wimpers) I don't even know what your angry at me for?! How can I apologiese?!"
 * Pharynx: "Oh, NOW YOUR GETTING INTO CHARACTER?! YA DIDN'T ACTED THIS FRAIL WHEN YOU BAD-MOUTHED OUR GOOD FORMS AND CALLED ME SHORT?!"
 * Thorax: "To be fair, I do kinda strangely outsize you, dispite being your little bro."
 * Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU BECAME A KING CHANGELING?! YOU OUTSIZE EVERYONE ELSE?!"
 * La Broma: "He sure does."
 * Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived.
 * Oaken Beard: ".... At least they were nice enough to not PHYSICALLY ruin her home."
 * Bullshiton: "But it does look gross now. (Starlight was heard screaming!)"
 * Oaken Beard: "Oh for heavens sake! (Makes the root move again!)"
 * Starlight found herself chased by the Impure Hippogriff enforcers!
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "MISS STARLIGHT, I SUGGEST YOU SURRENDER QUIETLY, OR THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE?!"
 * Starlight: "WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "GRANDPA GRUFF REPORTED YOUR SEVRE RELAPSE TO US WHILE HE IS ON HIS WAY TO SEEK OUT PRINCESS SPARKLE?! NOW KINDLY SURRENDER YOURSELF, AND THE TANK, AND FORSAKE YOUR PLANS TO CLONE YOURSELF INTO AN ARMY, AND I'LL PROMISE THE KING WILL BE, RELITIVELY MERCIFUL?!"
 * Starlight: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?! (Runs off as the enforcers chased her as Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived)...."
 * Oaken Beard: "...... There's going to be another scream, is there?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY?!"
 * Oaken Beard: "I knew it. (Makes the root grow into the sky)."
 * Rainbow Dash was restrained by two Peryton guards as a Peryton General was seen.
 * Peryton General: "Sorry Miss Rainbow, but this for your own safety as well as all socity. We suspect that you might be under the enfluence of Dark Tree Magic."
 * Rainbow Dash: "DID YOUR KING AND QUEEN APPROVED OF THIS PRANK?!"
 * Peryton General: "It is no prank, but yes, the King and Queen did approved of it as they are seeking out Celestia to discuss a concern about you being a paient zero of a Dark Tree Magic corruption epidemic!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... IT FEELS LIKE YOUR PUNKING ME THOUGH?! YA CAN'T ACTSELLY BE SERIOUS?!"
 * Peryton General: "Men, have her ready for a tree-scan, just to be safe."
 * This was secretly watched by Oaken Beard.
 * Oaken Beard: "At least the Perytons were wise enough to expect Dark Tree Magic at play. Though they yet have the approbeate idea."
 * Neighsay: "Well good luck getting them all to listen to you, cause even if it was my doing, they would still be upset at your hoof in all this!"
 * Oaken Beard: "Actselly, (Points to the arriving Louger Van)..... I might not need to."
 * Neighsay: ".... Ohhh, poo. And worse off, I expected this too. And it's still worse that I did."
 * Giant Crabs are seen wreaking the apple trees!
 * Applejack: "TWILIGHT, I STILL WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP WITH THIS?!"
 * Twilight: "(Being turned into random sea creatures by Novo) SORRY APPLEJACK, I KINDA HAVE MY OWN ISSUES AT THE MOMENT?!"
 * Applejack: "SHOULD I GO GET HELP?!"
 * Spike: "GET EITHER THE LOUGERS OR THE STUDENTS TO CALM THEM DOWN, FOR STARTERS?!"
 * Applejack: NOT SURE HOW WELL THAT WILL DO!!!
 * Granny Smith: GET OFF MAH FARM!!!! (Takes out the same shotgun from Project Nosferatu as Applejack pinned her down)
 * Applejack: GRANNY, DON'T!!!!
 * Granny Smith: DON'T?!? THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR LIVELIHOODS, AND ACCUSIN' YOU OF POLLUTING!!!!
 * Applejack: I DON'T GET IT NEITHER, BUT DON'T ESCALATE IT WITH MURDER!!! THESE ARE SEAPONIES!!!
 * Granny Smith: WELL I DON'T APPRECIATE THIS BASELESS ACCUSATION OF MAH GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
 * Applejack: GRANNY, WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!
 * Maritime: Just stand down, Applejack!
 * Applejack: I SWEAR I DIDN'T POLLUTE YOUR HOME!!!
 * Maritime: ENOUGH LIES!!
 * Applejack: LIES?!? WHAT PART OF 'ELEMENT OF HONESTY' DON'T YOU BARNACLE HEADS UNDERSTAND?! WHAT PART OF THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE- (Maritime tail-slaps her) OW!
 * Maritime: SILENCE! (Applebloom bites Bikini and Big Mac stomps on Maritime's tail as they both Tom screamed)
 * The Applebloom quickly tied the two tails togather and entangle the two to eachother!
 * Applebloom: "And it'll stay like that until you get the seaponies to stop having their crabs wrecking our farm!"
 * Twilight: (Still being constantly transformed) OKAY, NOVO, I'M STILL AS UPSET ABOUT OUR ISSUES AS YOU ARE, BUT I WOULDN'T JUST DEMAND THE PEARL AND MAKE ANOTHER HAUNTING ISSUE!!!!
 * Novo:... You know... That's... Actually a good point. (She lowers the Pearl)... We don't need to escalate our issues any further. But why'd you even want to do that back in Harmonizing Heights?
 * Twilight: Don't you have empathic powers?
 * Novo: My daughter's better at that than me. She did say that your feelings were off.
 * Twilight: And?...
 * Novo:...... (Sighs) Might've been an imposter.
 * Twilight:... Ugh! Neighsay!
 * Novo: "Aw son of a barnicle, is that cretin behind this!"
 * Twilight: "I'll explain in good time! Right now, I need to help my other friends if their screams are anything to go by! The least you can do is A, change me back to normal, and B, Get Maritime and Bikini to calm the crab rider armada to calm down!"
 * Novo: "May as well, since you snapped me out of this tirade first! (Turns Twilight back to normal as Twilight zooms off, as Novo goes to contend with the Sea Ponies' rampage)"
 * The Yaks are still ransacking the place as the cakes are hiding this out!
 * Pinkie was starting to lose her cool!
 * Pinkie: "OKAY, IF YOU YAKS WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! (Brings out a Party Nuke) I'M READY FOR IT TO GO PARTY NUCLEAR?! Minus any actual nuclear though."
 * Yakbrain: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, MISS PIE, ISN'T THAT ABIT EXTREM-"
 * The Shop blows up in an exploudion of confetti as Twilight and Spike arrived.
 * Spike: "That, looked like Pinkie's party nuke."
 * Pinkie Pie, all Yaks, and the cakes are covered in confetti......
 * Yakbrain: "(Coughs)..... So many, colored paper....."
 * Pinkie: ".... Now, is any yak wanting to explain, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL I ALREADY HAD ADDRESSED THAT YOU RODEO RIDDEN A SNOW SERPENT INTO YAKYAKISTAN AND ENDANGERED OUR YOUNG?! YOU ALSO INSULTED ME WITH MY WORSE TRIGGER WORD?!"
 * Pinkie: "I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO YAKYAKISTAN?!"
 * Yakbrain: Yes you have! Remember you and your friends' visit AND when you helped fix our avalanche problem? HAVE YOU GOTTEN A CASE OF AMNESIA?!
 * Pinkie: "I MEANT RECENTLY?! I COULDN'T'VE SAID THAT PROPERLY BECAUSE I'M SO FRUSTRATED OF BEING ACCUSED OF WRECKING YOUR HOME WITH A SNOW SERPENT!!! (Sees Twilight) TWILIGHT, CAN YOU VOUCH FOR ME?!"
 * Twilight: Everyyak! What happened to your home was not Pinkie's fault. Apparently it's Neighsay.
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Oh, of course!
 * Yakbrain: THAT jackhole?!
 * Twilight: Yes. That Jackhole. (As Oaken Beard showed up) Or rather, THIS jackhole! (He and his minions were seen tied up with vines)... Just come with us to the Castle with the Lodgers, the other leaders, and students and they'll explain everything!
 * Yakbrain:... Very well. But it better be good.
 * Rarity: NONONONONO, DON'T TAKE MY JEWELS!!! I'M SURE WE'LL GET YOURS BACK!!!!!
 * Ember: "THEN ADMIT YOUR A THIEF AND-"
 * Spike came in!
 * Spike: "EMBER WAIT! THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
 * Arm-Mor: ".... Does it involve Neighsay?"
 * Spike: "Eeeeyup."
 * Ember: "..... (Deadpan) Figures. I kinda thought Rarity acted too cartoonishly greedy to be true."
 * Spike: "Just follow me to Twilight's castle, and everything well be explained."
 * Fluttershy was crying a waterfall of tears as the Changelings wore raincoats.....
 * Pharynx: "..... Okay, I'm convinced. This is NOT the pony that crashed our party."
 * Thorax: "Oh now it comes through to you?"
 * Pharynx: "Aw ya know how I get when people crack short jokes?!"
 * Spike arrived!
 * Spike: "Let me guess, you think Fluttershy did something bad to you guys too?"
 * Thorax: "We're not the only ones then?"
 * Spike: "Wow, that Neighsay dude worked scareingly quick."
 * Pharynx: "DAHHHHH, THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN?!"
 * Spike: "Everything will be explained in Twilight's castle."
 * Starlight was still being chased by the enforcers!
 * Claw-Hoof: "RESISTING ARREST IS OF NO TRUE HELP?!"
 * Starlight: I'M RESISTING ARREST BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
 * Claw-Hoof: AND YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO PROVE IT TO THE JUDGE?!?
 * Starlight: BECAUSE YOU'RE BOUND TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!!!! I'M DONE BEING A CUTIE MARK COMI!!!!
 * Claw-Hoof: JUST GET OVER HE- (She teleports away)... (He did this)
 * (Starlight): I'M GONNA!!
 * ???: ADMIRAL CLAW-HOOF! (Twilight came in with the others)... In my map room please. We must talk....
 * Rainbow Dash: (As she was flying away from the Peryton guard) GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA!!! IT WAS THE ONE-HOOFED PONY!!!!
 * Peryton General: ".... REMIND ME AGAIN, HOW DID SHE ESCAPE YOU TWO?!"
 * As the General wasn't paying attention trying to ready a magic scann, Rainbow Dash brought out some flash-lights that froze the two guards in place, as Rainbow was able to break free and zoomed off!
 * Peryton General: "..... And yet people say Equestrian guards are very incompident."
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOU DOPES AREN'T GONNA CATCH ME?!
 * ???: OH, THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:... OH, HELL NO!! THAT CAN'T BE- (A Peryton pinned her down and beat her up) GODDAMN IT, PEAK DUST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SENT TO THERAPY!!!!
 * Peak Dust: Yeah, but I'm not picking fights anymore, now am I? I've been waiting for this for a long time, however! To send your gay ass straight to the Mount Borges Dungeon!
 * Peryton General: "Tecnecally, Peck Dust, we only want to ready her for a magic scan for Dark Tree Magic...."
 * Peak Dust: ".... STILL A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET EVEN WITH YOU, RAINBOW CRASH?!"
 * Peryton Guard 1: "Yeesh Miss Rainbow, do you and Peck have a history or something?"
 * Peak Dust: THAT'S PEAK TO YOU, OLD STAG!!!
 * Peryton Guard 2: "Hey give us a break, kid, it's an easy name to get wrong!"
 * Rainbow Dash: I met him and ended up picking a fight with him during a friendship mission on Mount Borges with Fluttershy. The fight got him sent to probation and therapy.
 * Peryton Guard 1:... That explains a lot, then.
 * Rainbow Dash: NOW LISTEN TO ME!!! I'M NOT SOME DUMB CARELESS BITCH WHO'D DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS ICONIC STATUE!!
 * Peak Dust: Tell it to the judge, f****t!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT GAY!!!
 * Peak Dust: Take a joke, biotch!
 * Peryton General: "Again, we are taking her to be scanned! It's not an arrest-"
 * ???: HAAAAALT!!! (Twilight and the others came)...
 * Twilight:... Everydeer? Can we talk?
 * Rainbow Dash:... You're telling me that photographer was just Chrysalis who made clones of us out of trees... IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CAMPING TRIP?!?
 * Starlight:... Well, THAT explains a lot! Which means I owe it to Applejack to give camping another chance.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh this will be a LONG and difficult story to explain to those cute animals."
 * Icky: "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Flutters."
 * Applejack: And why didn't you tell us this sooner?
 * Icky: Blame our workload as a hero team! Villains, have a bad habit, of not believing in vacation time!
 * Daylight/Sandbar: OH, GREAT!! MORE EVIL CLONES!! AS IF (WE/THEY) WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH!! JINX!
 * Lord Shen: Yes. I can guess that they're coming back because of trying to avoid a trial from the infamous Judge Mentdayos if Nefarious learns about this.
 * Iago: Mentos what now?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, back when I was still with them, I learned about this incident in the 50s where two super villain brothers ended up ripping eachother off with their own plans that lead to a particularly harsh villain war that lead to forced and violent hero intervention that lead to villain legal laws being boring, one of which is the villain plan copyright law that has made the said act heavily punishable. And Judge Mentdayos is one of the infamous prosecutors of that law.
 * Pain: Sadly, it's true.
 * Savio: Indeed.
 * Lord Shen: Mentdayos is a magic automaton who can give the worst punishments imaginable.
 * Spike:... A magic... Robot?... That's so cool.
 * Tulio: Okay, since when were villains supposed to give a f*** about laws or rules?
 * Lord Shen: They're basically their own democracy at this point. They make their own rules.
 * Tulio:... No argument here.
 * Starlight:... Well, if Chrysalis got all their hair and pictures for the spell, then why didn't she make a clone of me in the first place? She got some from me, right?
 * Lord Shen: And why would she make a clone of someone she blames for no longer being queen? Also, your not exactly an element barer, so, it would've also been pointless.
 * Starlight: ".... Oh."
 * Lord Shen: Fortunate her plan failed since the Tree was smart enough to recognize the real things and made the imposters harmless wood again.
 * Skipper: And Cobra and Chrysalis are bound to be in trouble since both her and Nefarious' plans were too similar. Even down to the opposite behavior and betrayal.
 * Private: So what? Do we let them get punished?
 * Lord Shen: "Normally, Villain-Legal affairs are things they stay out off, but the problem is, if Nefarious finds out that Cobra and Chrysalis are trying to cheat out of the lawsuit, Nefarious will end up bringing Judge Mentdayos into Equestria! And keep in mind that his name is a play on "Judgement Day!". Judge Mentdayos has a bad hapit of being very apocaliptic whenever he enters or leaves a world. If Nefarious were to bring Judge Mentdayos to Equestria, it would be a catalysmic event! Also, those clones will become a problem of their own right when that Clone Twilight ineditably gets the jump on Mang and Chrysalis! And thanks to a stupid griffin that reveiled that mirror cloning pool, now an evil Starlight clone is going to make clones of herself to make an army! And if the evil Twilight clone gets a full grip of that walking exaggeration of what bronies think Starlight was like, there'll be NO stopping those dopplegangers!"
 * Kolwalski: "ESPEICALLY SINCE THE CLONE STARLIGHT HAS A RUSSIAN TANK?!"
 * Skipper: "No kidding. The commies don't mess around with their toys. Their tanks mean business."
 * Fluttershy: So what do we do?
 * Sandy: We need to get this solved WITHOUT getting Mentdayos involved. And that means, Nefarious must NEVER know.
 * Lord Shen: As for Cobra and Chrysalis, we're going to deal with them AND their clones.
 * Moonbow: Oh goodness yes, because there's no room for TWO duplicates in this world.
 * Fairweather: I for one will not allow these additional evil clones do anymore damage than ever, especially since they did the first thing any evil clone would do, framing the real people for what they did.
 * Rarity: Indeed! Nobody messes with us like that!
 * ???: DAMN, THEY FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY!!! ****** ****** ************** *****!!!
 * Pinkie:... Is that... NOT ME?!
 * Applejack: Well yeah, you never swear.
 * Giggle: HI, EVIL PINKIE, YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR FANNY KICKED?!
 * ???: That's BULLY PIE to you! (The clones send magic holograms to the room)
 * Crabapplejack: Howdy, my favorite friends.
 * Applesauce: Aw come on, even I wasn't THAT cheap with my lies!
 * Noon: Hello again, Twilight Sparkle!
 * Novo: Did you seriously think framing these ponies was going to work forever?
 * Noon: OF COURSE NOT, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!! Our masters only had that set up so we can lure you into our trap.
 * Many of the Heroes: TRAP?!?
 * Noon: (Whistles as the heroes were surrounded by clones of the Mean Six)... You thought Comi was the only one to know about the Mirror Pool? Bully Pie and I figured it would come in handy. We ARE you by technicality.
 * Pinkie: UGH, CURSE YOU EVIL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 * Bully Pie: IT'S BULLY PIE YOU STUPID PILE OF HORSES***!
 * Rainbow Dash: Nobody gives a f***!
 * Lazy Dash: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Again, nobody gives a f***! (Lazy Dash growled as they fought against the clones)
 * Icky: ".... This is gonna be one of those days."
 * Rarity: (The Hoarder clones exposed themselves again seducing much of the heroes including Spike before attacking) UGH! HOW SHAMEFUL!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (The Lazy Dash clones start overpowering the heroes) UGH, NO FIGHTING DIRTY!!
 * Applejack: LOOK OUT!! (The Crabapplejack clones crushed the heroes with their brute strength)
 * Fluttershy: ...Uhhhh- (The Bitchershy clones used the Stare on her as it caused her to faint)
 * Pinkie: I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW!! (Bully Pie clones began lighting up the battlefield with their own lethal party props)
 * Twilight: THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL- (The Noon clones used their overpowering magic to finish off the heroes)
 * Starlight: UGH!!! SEEMS CHRYSALIS AND COBRA CHOSE BETTER FORCES THIS TIME!! (She casts a shield around the heroes)...
 * Yakbrain: THESE CLONES ARE TOO TOUGH!!! WE NEED TO RETREAT!! (They teleport to the entrance to find more clones waiting for them)
 * Iago:... SUCK, MY, BALLS, OFF!!!
 * Shrek: This is going to be more annoying than Donkey.
 * Donkey: "HEY?!"
 * Icky: "Twilight, these are clones from the mirror pool, right? Can't ya just do the same to them like ya did with the Pinkie Clone Jamboree!?"
 * Noon: Of course she could. Buuuuut, the clones ARE pouring out fast. You'd never be able to get rid of all of them.
 * Twilight: Wanna bet? (Burst the spell and eliminates all the clones)... It worked. (More clones teleported in)
 * Noon: We are legion! For we are-
 * Rainbow Dash: A pain in my ass!
 * Noon: We can do this all day.
 * Bully Pie: HELLS YEAH WE CAN!! (The extra clones attack)
 * Boss Wolf: "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES?!"
 * Icky: "UGGHHHH! Even the Star Wars Interpretation of that title would groan at that!" (The clones started to overpower and defeat the heroes as the only ones able to stand a chance were the Markless Six who rescued the Young Seven just in time as they faked their death by taking a fatal magic blast from dozens of Noons)
 * Twilight: NOOOO!!!!
 * Novo: NIECE!!!
 * Yakbrain/Rutherford: "YONA?!"
 * Thorax: "OCELLUS?!"
 * Pharynx: "DRONE 19?!..... A.K.A. GASTER?!"
 * Maritime: "SHORE?! SANDBAR?!"
 * Ember: "QUARTZ?! SMOLDER?!"
 * Evergreen: "DAUGHTER?!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "GALLUS!?"
 * Patrick: "PATRICK?!"
 * Donkey: "DONKEY?!"
 * Pinkie: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!"
 * B.O.B.: "LOUD NOISES?!" (The heroes were getting knocked out one-by-one)
 * Sparx: (In slow-motion) NOOOOOOOOO!!! (He got knocked out)
 * Max: (The heroes were restrained) Beaten by an army of meaner versons of tecnicolored horses meant to sell toys to little girls... How humiliating.
 * Noon Original: "Oh, believe me, heroes..... You haven't seen TRUE humiliation yet?!" (The heroes were taken away as it's revealed that the students and clone six were still alive)......
 * Silverstream:... That... Was too close.
 * Fairweather:... We're doomed.

Chapter 4: The Markless Six to the Rescue
Chrysalis' and Cobra's hidy hole. Students' location. A trek across everfree later. A trek later. Barkrot sang this as eventually she is joined back-up singing angered faced trees.
 * Cobra: "(Saw that unfold)...... Okay, now this is getting out of hand! The whole point of this plan wasn't to win entirely, but just make the plan more original then it was so Nefarious can't get Judge Mentdayos involved!"
 * Chrysalis: ".... Isn't it ironic that when we try to win, we lose, and when we try not to win, the oppisite happens? What, does the universe like to f*** with us or something?"
 * Cobra: "Point is, I think we can agree that the clones outlived their purpose."
 * ???: "I figured as much. (The Starlight Tank appeared at pointed it's cannon at the duo, as Comi and Noon were on it)..... We're just so you get out of legal obligations. You didn't meant for us to win, did you?"
 * Cobra: "I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SO EASILY CONTROLED?! And judging by that the Starlight clone has asided with you, I guess you managed to regain control of the others? And to be fair, even if we did, usually the Lougers Deus Ex Machina their way out of situations! This would only not occur if they- (Realises)..... Weren't meant to be what the plot desires to win the day..... Ohhhhhh."
 * Chrysalis: "Awww crap, this is another Interracial Six episode, isn't it? In where THEY get to be the ones to save the day?"
 * Noon: "Well, too bad, they seem to went ka-boom."
 * Cobra: "Keyword SEEM! That doesn't mean you actselly did it! Those brats survived against a Fear Wars monster and a psyco ostrich, at this point a clone army isn't really much anymore!"
 * Noon: "Ya know what else isn't much anymore? YOU TWO?! (Trap the two in magic) How does it feel to have the sword in the other hoof?"
 * Cobra: "Ya know, hooves tecnecally can't really hold things in non-Equestria worlds, and- (Gets zapped unconsciously with Chrysalis)....."
 * Noon: "..... Man that was satisfying."
 * Gallus: "Ughhhhh..... We barely got out of there by the skin of our teeth..... (Shows burnt tail) And our tails."
 * Moonbow: "Okay, that clone stuff was getting a bit much now. We need to turn the originals back into logs!"
 * Daylight: "And risk this happening all over again? No. We need to purify those clones beyond being clones. And given that they're based on wood, I would recimend Ponyents, Ents with Pony features."
 * Applesauce: "That doesn't sound like it's easier to do it then saying it."
 * Daylight: "That's why we'll need Oaken Beard's help. He's the only one with serious power over them."
 * Skyceria: "You do realise we need to save him first before we can even GO that far, right?"
 * Sandbar: "Yeah, and that would mean going through that army of bad vibes again."
 * Smolder: "And it's bad if it looked like even the Uniter was having a s*** time with them! And she was the same babe that epicly wasted Segrego!"
 * Giggle: "The plot giveth, the plot takesth away."
 * Gaster: "Ya know gang? I see this as a take two of proving to the athority figures that we're not helpless without them. If we can pin down the original clones and save the adults, they'll finally see that we can handle ourselves."
 * Shore: "Well, at least this time it doesn't have the risk of the adults being mad at us for disobeying the rules."
 * Silverstream: "But it's now replaced by threat of annihilation."
 * Gaster: "No problem. We just need to get all the clone clones to wind-up back into the magic pool. Though, we're obviously gonna need to find another shorce of magic fire-power."
 * Daylight: "Ya do realise you have a purifived clone of Twilight, right?"
 * Gaster: "Well, not even the real deal was able to handle them, so, you might not be enough. We need firepower of something even the newer clone Twilight wouldn't prepare for."
 * Yona: "Yakhalla?"
 * Gaster: "That be too obvious as I expect the clones would charge after the school next!"
 * Skyceria: "Gaia Everfree?"
 * Gaster: "Too hard to locate."
 * Sandbar: "Starswirl the Bearded?"
 * Gaster: "Guy's been absint since that play you did."
 * Shore: "The filly with the really long horn?"
 * Gaster: "Child endangerment much?"
 * Ocellus: "That Mystic Pools guy?"
 * Gaster: "Too long a hike."
 * Smolder: "Torch?"
 * Gaster: "Retired and too easily noticeable."
 * Quartz: "Flurry Heart?"
 * Gaster: "Ya seriously think Candence and Shining would let A BABY battle an army of evil clones of her aunt and friends? Don't be crazy!"
 * Silverstream: "Princess Celestia and Luna?"
 * Gaster: "Too dangerious for Equestria's soverinty!"
 * Gallus: ".... Sunburst?"
 * Gaster: "..... Perfect."
 * Gallus: "What?! Sure, the guy's good at what he does, but he's a magic school drop-out and a socially awkword twat?!"
 * Gaster: "But the clones wouldn't expect that, now would they?"
 * Gallus: The clone Starlight would. Twilight couldn't even beat Starlight in raw power. What makes you think he might?
 * Ocellus: Plus the clones can actually be smart enough to have all of them if the heroes getting their butts handed to them is any indication.
 * Moonbow: Uuuuugh, those fiends thought of everything!!
 * Applesauce: No duh! They're the Mane Seven, just evil.... (Sighs)... What're we going to do?
 * Gaster: "Ugh, and all this, was because Mang didn't want to have a courtdate with an over-kill judge super villain."
 * Sandbar: "To be fair, I heard about what happened to this one dude named "The Copyright Pirate", who was netourious of violating that law.... He, was not treated fairly by that guy."
 * Gaster: "Well if even that's f****d in the ass, then what do you wimps suggest, huh?"
 * Daylight: Well even we had trouble dealing with all those clones. If we're going to beat them and cut their access to the Mirror Pool, we need to be stronger. And...... I fear that means... We have to go back to our evil selves again.
 * Sandbar: "(Shocked face) WHAT?! Don't we have enough evilised clones as it is?! What if you guys ended up joining them instead?!"
 * Daylight: Know that I speak for Darklight when I say I'd never join ponies like them. She'd just say 'Why would I ever align with p***y wannabes?' Trust me, I used to be, quite a narisist. Like them, they'd want to take everything. That should be enough. Once we defeat them, we'll want to steal everything. THAT'S when we need to revert back.
 * Shore:... Worst, idea, ever.
 * Yona: "And it goes against everything we learned in the school!"
 * Daylight: Guys, they almost killed us. The only way to match them is to... Match them. Fight evil with evil.
 * Gaster: Still crazy!!
 * Moonbow: Well if you have any other ideas, we'd like to hear them.
 * Gaster: ".... Crap Baskits....."
 * Skyceria: ".... I think, I know someone who has the power to restore that darkside, and would also be our magic powerhouse against the clones.... We'll have to seek out Barkrot."
 * Quartz: "Barkrot?"
 * Skyceria: "Basicly, she's most likely the witch that gave Chrysalis the ability to make those clones to begin with. The likely catalist to all of this to begin with. If anyone can help clean up this mess, is the one that lead to the mess being made in the first place."
 * Gallus: "OH, SURE?! ASK THE DARK TREE WITCH THAT GAVE CHRYSALIS THE ABILITY TO MAKE THIS S*** HAPPEN TO BEGIN WITH?! If those clones were anything to go by, she's likely no better?!"
 * Skyceria: "Well it's not like any light magic user would be willing to darkify Daylight and friends, now would they?!"
 * Gaster: ".... I don't like saying it, but, that witch is kinda our best shot now. Where's the bitch hiding?"
 * Skyceria: "Since her exile, she hid away in the Black Bubble Swamp, a far northwest part of Everfree Forest."
 * Gallus: "BLACK BUBBLE SWAMP?! A PLACE INFESTED WITH BLACK MOLD TOADS, BLACK FUNGUS SHROOMS, BLACK CRAGADILES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?! THAT FUCKING SWAMP'S SO INFAMOUS, IT'S ACTSELLY ILLEGAL TO GO THERE?!"
 * Gaster: "Would you rather welcome your new Clone Overlords then?"
 * Gallus: ".... AWWWW, DAMMIT?!"
 * Smolder: "Well, who's up for a field trip then?"
 * The group walked off, as they were unknowingly watched by a black-skinned Python with deep red eyes.
 * The group made it to the Black Bubble Swamp, as all matters of unsettling creatures watch from afar....
 * Gallus: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE IT'S EVIL?!"
 * Gaster: "Oh what, were you expecting something named "Black Bubble Swamp" to smell like Candyland?"
 * Ocellus: "I'm curious, why is it called "Black Bubble Swa- (Sees the Black Water with Bubbles popping).... Oh."
 * Skyceria: "It's not just for the obvious feature of black bubbles. It's been said that the reason this water is so black, is because it's actually dark mud from the River of Styx in Tartarus being leaked out because of small cracks."
 * Gallus: "So basicly, it's a litteral swamp, FROM HELL?! NICE?! THAT'S ONE HELL OF AN OVERSIGHT FOR THE ALICORNS TO MISS WHEN THERE WAS STILL A LOT OF THEM?! NOW WE HAVE TO F*****G DEAL WITH THIS?!"
 * Sandbar: "So, no go on touching the water then?"
 * Skyceria: "Most assuringly! Unpleasent things tend to happen to those that drink or even touch this water!"
 * Giggle: "(Was seen in flouties and pool stuff).... Awww, nuts. I was just looking forword to swim!"
 * Moonbow: "Ya really have no sense of surviveal, do you Gigs?"
 * The Group went on as something was seen swimming beneath the dark waters.
 * Gaster: "So, in case any of you are nervious wrecks, then don't worry about Black Moadies and Craggers. We changelings fight off freaks like them all the time around the hive, since our colony's surrounded by s****y swamps and what not. I can beat up even the biggest Cragger with all four legs tied up like a pretzel."
 * Shore: "It's highly likely the Black Mold Toads and the Cragadiles here would be vastly unlike what you encountered, (A serpentine tail grabbed Shore by the tailfin) And- (Gets pulled up by a long serpentine tail, as four grisly Disney Hydra-like heads reared up hissing and hungry).... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!?!"
 * Sandbar: "(They turned and saw that!) SHORE?!"
 * Smolder: "HOLY S***, IT'S A HELLDRA?!"
 * Ocellus: "HELLDRA?!"
 * Smolder: "BASICLY TARTARUS' OWN BREED OF HYDRA?!"
 * Silverstream: "But they're suppose to be native to Tartarus only!"
 * Gaster: "Well look at that, Sky. Your right. That water IS HELL WATER?!"
 * Skyceria: "The Helldra must've ended up here because of the cracks."
 * Gallus: "OR WAS LIKELY BEHIND WHY THIS GUNK'S HERE?!"
 * The Helldra roared as it fling Shore right into the air, as she screamed as she was about to fall into one of the mouths of the 4 heads!
 * Ocellus paniced and turned into an Equestrian Bullfrog and leaped up and saved Shore, surprising the Helldra as Ocellus landed on a giant corrupted lilypad!
 * Shore: "..... (Sees that she's in the mouth of Ocellus as a Bullfrog).... Ocellus?"
 * Ocellus: "(Muffled) Sorry for the inconvinence of you being in my mouth, but I paniced under stress."
 * The Helldra roared angerly of being robbed of it's meal as it turned to move after Ocellus and Shore!
 * Shore: "EEEEK?! (Hugs the equilly scared Ocellus in panic!)"
 * Gaster: "DAMN IT, BRIGHT EYES?! (Turns into a Cragadile) DID YA HAVE TO BE SO STUPID?! (Chomps down on the Helldra's tail to stop it's advance as the Helldra roared in pain and looked at Gaster in anger?!) (Gaster spat the tail out and turned into a Gloomwing) COME AND GET ME, HELLHEADS?! (Flies around the Helldra, annoying it)!"
 * Silverstream: "Come on! While the Helldra's distracted! We need to rescue Shore and Ocellus!"
 * Yona: YONA SMASH!!! (Headbutts right into a dead tree, causing it to crash righ next to Shore and Ocellus, as Ocellus spat out Shore who started to use the tree bridge as Ocellus turned into a D&D Garbug that snapped at the Helldra from any direction)
 * Sandbar: (He bucks down more trees to pin it down)
 * Gallus: (He was able to slice the Helldra's heads).... BLACH?! EVEN THE BLOOD IS BLACK?! YUCK?!
 * Smolder: (She and Quartz blasted fire at it's head stumps preventing them from growing back)
 * Moonbow: (She and Applesauce buried the heads away from the body, and effectively slain the Helldra)......
 * Garbug Ocellus:... That was insane.
 * Gloomwing Gaster: "That, could perhaps be why it was illegal to come here. (Shore grabbed Sandbar in a long hug).... Let's get moving. A fresh kill is likely gonna attract alot of predators."
 * The group get moving, as the same snake looked at them and slithered on, following them.
 * Gallus: ".... Nobody, is going to believe, that we managed to waste a Helldra."
 * Silversteam: "We helped in defeating a fear wars monster and a wings-hating vengeful ostrich from another world.... I don't think saying we managed to slay a hydra breed from Tartarus, is that much of a streach anymore."
 * An old hut was seen resting on top of a small cliff-face as the group arrived.
 * The flight capable members that grabed the flight incapable ones and flew right at the top, seeing the hut, and noticing alot of dark magic materials seen around the area, even a brewing cauldron.
 * Gallus: ".... Roomy."
 * ???: "Your lucky I had been expecting company, children."
 * The black-red eyed python arrived as it slithered into the hut, as a grey Peryton wearing a long black cloak came out with a bitter expression as the Python rested on her, looking at the students with her one good eye left, as the other eye has been redded out to where there is no iris or pupel. This, is assumingly Barkrot.
 * Barkrot: "I would've deemed this interuption of my alone time rude."
 * Gaster: "Look lady, we don't want any trouble from you, we-"
 * Barkrot: "(Groans frustraightedly), Let me guess! Because I had agreed to teach that idiot bug horse that old school palor trick that you ASSUMED I'm evil?"
 * Gallus: "Well, Chrysalis is kinda a nasty-ass bitch, so-"
 * Barkrot: "Children, just because I got involved in the darker side of magic, doesn't mean I'm AUTOMATICLY evil! I only turned to this magic because.... I'm of a broken heart. I, was once a celebrated healer amongst my people, but it was never enough for Father. He wanted me to become a great and powerful sorceress! I saw Dark Tree Magic as a chance for this, but..... In summoning my familer as a test, I ended up with a periment redded out eye, in that I now see what my familier sees.... I named my snake Darkvine, by the way. (Darkvine hissed softly).... He said hello."
 * Ocellus: ".... So, why, help Chrysalis?"
 * Barkrot: "Because that cockaroach promised me she would have those failed exspeariments return me back to normal so I can summon and unsummon Darkvine at will, so I can have my life back.... Never counted on the bug to be so, incompident with them. A million ways she can atthive her revenge and she tries to go after the Elements?! She never realised that the Tree of Harmony could sense the difference between what is real and what is not?! Ughhh, this what I get for trusting people."
 * Smolder: "Lady, you just made the mistake of trusting Chrysalis."
 * Gaster: "Trust me. She was a piece of s*** to my people too. That don't mean you should just give up on people."
 * Barkrot: "I ALREADY HAD?!..... And she was my last shot..... People, exiled me for a mistake...... Now..... I have no reason to ever want friends, ever again...."
 * Music was heard.
 * Silverstream: ".... Miss Barkrot, there has to be someone you still cared for."
 * Barkrot: ".... There, was one..... But that old horse given up on me!"
 * Gallus: "...... He wouldn't've happened to be named, "Oaken Beard", would he?"
 * Barkrot was surprised by this!
 * Barkrot: "..... How did you learn of that name?! He's not exactly a famous pony!"
 * Quartz: "Well, you see, those clones you made, kinda came back, and-"
 * Barkrot: "So that's what you were yammering about! Your words were muddled in Darkvine's vision."
 * Gallus: "Yyyeeeeeaaaaaaah, not a very good spy if the details are muddied?"
 * Barkrot: "At least he let's me know what's going on at all.... Tell me, young ones..... What exactly happened since that idiot bug's screw up?"
 * Moonbow: Long story short, Chrysalis' otherworldly friends brought them back and hijacked a mean disbanned education group former leader's plan to avoid getting sued for ripping off the same plan that created me and the rest of the ponies here without cutie marks. Now our friends have been captured and we need to rescue them.
 * Barkrot: Hmm. Very troubling. How'd they manage that? I'd figured the Main 7, never mind Old Oak, would be too powerful for mere copies.
 * Giggle: Well, it's just that, they had help... You familiar with the Mirror Pool?
 * Barkrot:... Ugh, of course. These failed exspeariments made a clone army of themselves. Clones of clones. Not a promising prospect for Equestria.
 * Daylight: Is there any way to cut off the pool?
 * Barkrot: Well you should know that the Mirror Pool isn't the only one. There are hundreds of them.
 * Giggle:... Really? My technical mommy said that her Nana came across it.
 * Barkrot: She likely didn't find the same pool. The pools were actually a creation of Prince Gasconade, the Alicorn god of ego, selfishness, vanity, narcissism, pride, and boasting. He created the Mirror Pool to duplicate himself so 'the world could revolve around him' and he got exiled inside the pools themselves as punishment. The pools were assumed destroyed. Not sure how they still exist now.
 * Giggle: In other words, in case the Mirror Pool gets it's own canon origin.
 * Skyceria: And you think those clones know about this?
 * Barkrot: Possibly. If you want to cut their access to the pools, you have to swim to the source in the pools themselves and meet Gasconade himself.
 * Silverstream: Well, is there a poem for that? We could end up with duplicates trying to swim for him.
 * Barkrot: Sadly, that information has been destroyed. The Alicorn Gods didn't want to risk freeing that vain idiot so he can just do it all over again. My best guess is to find out, you need to seek the soul of his sister, the Alicorn goddess of wine, fruitfulness, parties, etc., Princess Gleea.
 * Giggle: THERE'S AN ALICORN GODDESS OF PARTIES?!?
 * Daylight: There's an Alicorn god of everything, Giggle. That's kind of the point of being a god.
 * Gallus: Chy'yeah! Unless there's a god of gods, I don't see how that wouldn't be the case.
 * Barkrot: Gleea's soul can be found in a land of festivity on the borders of Equestria. You should talk to one Cheese Sandwich. He's actually there.
 * Applesauce:... Why?
 * Barkrot: If it's anything like the one you call Pinkie Pie, you can either not question it or assume the obvious.
 * Daylight: "Well, we'll seek that out soon enough. For now, I would like to ask for help on two things: To help us combat the clones, and, to restore our former evil selves to have a better chance at the other clones, so we can defeat them and turn them into Ponyents so they can't be brought back again."
 * Barkrot: ".... You sure you want to risk such a dark prospect? What if you end up befriending the failed exspeariments to beging with?"
 * Gallus: "Daylight insisted her evil self would be too high and mighty for your clones, lady."
 * Barkrot: "Fair enough, but even then.... I'm not sure if Oaken would appresiate my aide, not after everything...."
 * Gaster: ".... Look..... I get that it's likely you two had some bad falling out. But, if it helps, I can bet that the old coot only gave ya shit at the time, because he was worried about you. And how could he not? One of your eyes' is red as fuck! And he certainly wouldn't want you to hang out here where there's black hell water and Helldras around, assuming the one we fought isn't a one time thing, never mind the other freaky creatures of this dump of a swamp."
 * Barkrot: "Ugh, alchourse that old coot wouldn't, he's too compassionate about my well being, even when I can handle myself."
 * Skyceria: "Well, that doesn't mean you don't deserve a better home then this. I'm sure when we rescue Twilight and friends, they'll help you find that home."
 * Barkrot: "(Sighs dejected). Your likely gonna be persistent about this, so how's about we skip the back and forth and just say I'll go along with it, okay?"
 * Giggle: "Why, you're alittle grumpy?"
 * Barkrot: "I'm a bittered middle-aged peryton female dark tree magic witch living an a tartarus damned swamp filled with mutanted monsters in due need of devine intervention. How can ANY sane person get a cheery disposition in this place?!"