The Land Unknown

The Land Unknown is the 3rd episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodge Squad gets lost in a universe that is an alternate universe that clones the united universes, but lost in eternal conflict and injustise, and they also meet a ruthless warrior named Xandy. After discovering the world's history, and about Xandy's arch-nemesis, Xerxes XX, the Shell Lodge Squad must help Xandy defeat Xerxes before he unleashes a scheme more dangerous than his others: A diamond of pure power only to be touched by "The chosen one" as of an anicent elder propitcy, where the unwrothy are greatly removed from exsitence.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Music: Europe's The Final Countdown)

Chapter 1- The Wild New World
the Van was flying through space. 2 hours later... a forest clearing. base camp.
 * Spongebob: "Ahh, nothing like a good space travel to clear your head and shoove your- (suddenly falls asleep!)"
 * Gilda: "Damn it Icky, your still trying to get me to date you?"
 * Icky: "What makes you think that?"
 * Icky was holding flowers and chocolates and dressed very well.
 * Gilda made an annoyed face.
 * Gilda: "I had a hunch."
 * Skipper: "Gee, Icky, for someone who was told no time and TIME again, you are needlessly persisent!"
 * Trixie: "Why couldn't you acknowledged that Gilda is just not into you, bird?"
 * Creeper: 'Yeah, and save us the same old gags you two would offen create!"
 * Panic: "It's started to get old!"
 * Pain: "Older then Hades' unwashed underwear!"
 * Djon: "Older then Mr. Merlock!"
 * Shifu: "Older then Oogway!"
 * Po: "Older then Merlin!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Older then Lord Shen."
 * Lord Shen bongs Boss Wolf on the head!
 * Boss Wolf: "OW!"
 * Icky: "Hey, i am not the one who is stubbernly refusing request apawn request of SOMEONE who can't see that another someone LOVES him and/or her so much!"
 * Gilda: "Listen here you ugly dweeb! unless something life alterturing and death endorsing were to accure in the next 5 minutes or so, and we have to like, fight a giant lizard warlord or something, and get some powerful artifact, while allied to an alien squirl warrior, i am so NOT gonna EVER ever, ever, EVER DATE YOU!"
 * Icky: "Be careful what you say Gilda, Karma can be a tricky son of a-"
 * Gilda- Oh, shut up! What's gonna happen? Is a black hole gonna suck us all up? (Van gets sucked into gravitational pull of black hole portal) What the?
 * Mr. Dodo- Guys? We're being sucked into another black hole portal.
 * Icky- Don't say I didn't warn you.
 * Gilda- Okay, I'm sorry! Please get us out of here!
 * Mr. Dodo- Sorry, Gilda, but we can't. This gravitational pull is too strong for even our van to handle.
 * Trixie- WHAT?!? You can't be serious!
 * Mr. Dodo- As serious as a heart attack!
 * Trixie- OH MY GOSH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
 * Mr. Dodo- Calm down, Trixie! It's alright! This black hole portal won't kill us.
 * Trixie- Well, how do you know, Mr. I'm A Big Dumb Prehistoric Bird That Went Extinct?
 * Mr. Dodo- Hey, don't joke about that, that's like the Holocaust to me! Besides, we know because we've gone through one before and got sent to a Toy-based World.
 * Gilda- Well, for Icky's sake, I hope you're right. (Black hole portal sucks van inside)
 * the black hole's otherside spits them out, and the van ricershades to a planet, with the sound of screaming lougers!
 * CRASH!
 * Sparx- Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
 * Gilda- Whoa! I guess you were right, Dodo. The only question to ask now is...Where are we?
 * Kowalski- Well, let's check the UUniversal Guide. (Rico hacks up UUG)...WHOA! AMAZING!
 * Skipper- What is it, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski- According to this, we're not in the UUniverses anymore. Now we're in...another UUniverses.
 * Icky- (Jaws drop)
 * Sandy- Did you say...'another UUniverses'?
 * Kowalski- Yes. We're in a duplicate UUniverses where no animal species in our UUniverses can be found. But according to the UUniversal Guide, humans used to live in these UUniverses.
 * Private- Well, what happened to them? Did they go extinct?
 * Kowalski- Nope, they teleported to another dimension.
 * Sam- Well, I guess there's another question that remains...What planet did we crash on? HOLY BUTTER BISCUITS, LOOK AT THAT! (A large new species of animal walks near them)
 * Sparx- Whoa! Am I the only one who thought that was weird?
 * Spyro- What is that thing?
 * Monuncus.jpgski- Let's see what the UUniversal Guide has to say about that. (Uses UUG to scan animal) It says that this animal is what these UUniverses know as a Monacorn. It's a large herbivorous reptile with a golden neck-frill that is nearly indestructible, and makes a very good shield against predators.
 * Lord Shen: "Indestrucable, you say? Well, let's test that! (brings out his canon delux and fires at the Giant, the Monacorn faces them, and Cannonball bounces off his frill)
 * Monacorn- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
 * Icky- Great, you've got it PO'ed!(Monacorn charges at Shell Lodgers)
 * Kowalski- Oops, I forgot to say it has a golden rhino horn good for charging at predators!
 * Lord Shen- YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLA--(Monacorn rams into him)OOF! My spleen!
 * Monacorn- I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY HEAD! (Charges for Lord Shen again)
 * Boss Wolf- LORD SHEN, LOOK OUT, IT'S CHARGING AT YOU AGAIN!
 * Lord Shen- Well, what am I supposed to do?
 * Kowalski- Get to it's vulnerable spots! Sure his frill is indestructible, but it's flanks are not.
 * Lord Shen- Oh, duh! (Monacorn charges closer to him, and Lord Shen jumps on his back)
 * Monacorn- HEY, GET OFF ME, YOU FAN-BUTTED BIRD!
 * Lord Shen- Yippy-ki-yay, Monawhatever! (Lord Shen stabs him in the back with a blade)
 * Monacorn- YAAAAHHHHGH! (Dies)
 * Savio: "Alright! We get to eat!"
 * Shenzi: "I CALL DIBS!"
 * Banzai: "MAN YOU ALAWAYS CALL DIBS!"
 * Savio: "SAVE THE JUICIER MEAT FOR SAVIO!"
 * The Hyenas and Savio eat the meat of the lizard.
 * Iago: "Carnovores, oy vey."
 * Icky eats a piece of meat from the lizard.
 * Icky: "Hey, don't knock it till you try. want some Gilda?"
 * Gilda: "I am mostly a fish griffion."
 * Icky: "Your part fish?"
 * Skipper: "Actselly, my naive friend, she means she prefers fish only."
 * Icky- Oh, heh, Duh!
 * Sandy- Well, at least after the meat-eaters finish their meal, lets at least take this chance to learn more about these new UUniverses.
 * Spongebob: "Hope they'll do it quick enough before sagvingers or bigger preditors show up!"
 * (a scream was heard!)
 * Pain and Panic paniced!
 * Djon panics and jumps on Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "Get off, you bloody twat!"
 * Sandy: "It came from over there!"
 * a female armed Snake that kinda looks like Viper but with a 3rd eye called a Serpentineanoid was slithering away from a Salamander like creature with a gun, and in dark armor and doning a black mask! the she serpant trips. she looks over to she the presuer.
 * the warrior: "In the name of Lord Xerxes, you, Emperess of the Serpantineaniods, are under imperialistic arrest."
 * the Emperess panics.
 * the warrior: "Now, i am gonna take you back to camp, and you better know the location of the Diamond of the aicents, or there will be problems!
 * the Emperess: "I can't! i long promise my father I-"
 * a gun click was heard, as well as lazer warm up.
 * the Emperess whimpers and looks away
 * ???: "HEY!"
 * the soldier looks at the direction of the voice, to see a tired out Po.
 * Po: "Ah, ah.... really long hike out here. Blah.... Oh."
 * the Warrior: "Who, or what are you?"
 * Po: "Buddy, i am, the Dragon warrior. and in a tecnecal sense, a panda. oh....."
 * the Warrior: "Your a warrior? of what nation?"
 * Po- The Valley of Peace.
 * Warrior- The Valley of Peace? Never heard of it.
 * Shifu: "How could you not know of it!"
 * Warrior- What's that guy's problem? Oh, who cares?
 * Po- Could you just tell us why you trying to kill that armed snake that kinda looks like my friend Viper?
 * Warrior- It's my orders from Xerxes XX. You know, he gives me the orders, I follow them, and such. By the way, have you seen or even heard of The Diamond of the Ancients?
 * Po- "Uh, anyone have a clue?"
 * Icky: "I guess it's a valuable rock or something."
 * the Warrior: "More then you realise."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Exsactly why you value some shiny rock, good sir."
 * The Warrior: "Classifived imperial knowledge. Now, you weirdos, kindly go about your business or do we have to-"
 * Boss Wolf takes away the warrior's gun, and effortlessly breaks it in half!
 * The Warrior panics!
 * Warrior: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! when i report you to the camp, you'll be covered in lazers so much, your tongues will stick out! (runs off) YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
 * Icky: "Come back here and fight like a, lizard thing, you, lizard thing."
 * the Emperess was in fear and disbelief of what just saved her.
 * Sandy walks up and offers the Emperess a helping hand.
 * Sandy: "It's ok, we're not gonna hurt you."
 * The Emperess: "What beings are you..... Your not the usual mercenaries i have heard off. let alone anything i seen before."
 * SpongeBob- We're the Shell Lodge Squad. We came from another UUniverses. Besides, what was with that lizard thing?
 * Empress- Other UUniversal beings? Amazing. Plus, that lizard thing isn't exactly a lizard. He was a salamander species called Metavincemander. He was sent by orders of a tyrant ruler to force me to reveal some whereabouts of The Diamond of the Ancients. And you guys must not have heard of it, have you?
 * Icky- Duh!
 * Sandy- Kowalski? What species is SHE exactly?
 * Kowlaski- (Uses UUG to scan Empress) She's a Serpentineanoid. It says they are a species of limbed snakes that contain venom so powerful it can kill a human within seconds.
 * Sandy- Well, couldn't she have used that venom against that warrior?
 * Kowalski- Nope, it says that Metavincemander salamanders have an immunity to Serpentineanoid venom.
 * Empress- He's right. With that warrior trying to kill me, my venom would be useless. But enough of this, and onto the other stuff. I'm Empress Serpentos III. If you need some info on these UUniverses, then I've got a tiny bit. Our societies are living in turmoil, and are being widely threatened. We have a small amount of heroes, and there are over 1 billion villains threatening our worlds. One of them is Xerxes XX.
 * Rita- Xerxes XX?
 * Kaa- Who's that?
 * Serpentos III- Only the most treacherous ruler in our nations. He steals technology from all over these parts, and uses them for his own nefarious purposes. They even stole old human technology. Humans no longer live here.
 * Skipper- We got that.
 * Serpentos III- Xerxes XX is the meanest in our sector. So non-caring, that once, he tried to kill a species to extinction.
 * Squidward- That's horrible!
 * SpongeBob- What species DID he try to kill off?
 * Serpentos III- An adorable race of sea-squirrels called Hydrocabiais. They were the cutest animals I ever known. And he wanted to kill them all. What exactly would give him the right to kill off such a precious animal?
 * Sandy- That depends. What did the Hydrocabiais do to HIS kind exactly?
 * Serpentos III- Nothing in my knowledge. You should probably see our well-praised hero, Xandy. She's a Hydrocabiais. She'll tell you everything you need to know.
 * Icky: "Aw great, where does she live."
 * Serpentos: "That's the problem. her lair is secret, even to allies."
 * Icky: "Figures."
 * Po: "Wait, you say this united universe has more villains then heroes?"
 * Serpentos: "As much as i hate to confess, yes."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, please don't tell me these Darkspawn too?"
 * Serpentos: "What are Darkspawn?"
 * Icky: "How lucky, this place is where dark spawn are non-exsitent! this is paradise! but wait, if no Darkspawn, then why are a bunch of normal villains so damn rampant."
 * Serpentos- Well, since there are less heroes in our worlds, then the villains knew they had nothing to stop them, and the villains grew and grew and grew until a billion villains started arising. That's when our UUniversal Council began the Heroes Act.
 * Shifu- The Heroes Act?
 * Serpentos- It's a hero-recruition operation where people who want to protect these UUniverses join. But this might last for 100 years since we need billions of heroes the same way the Villains did.
 * Fidget- Well, how long did the Villains Act last?
 * Serpentos- 10 years.
 * Po- Whoa!
 * Crane- T-That's impossible!
 * Tigress- Villain Growth in our UUniverses lasted about 50 years. I don't understand how that could be quicker here.
 * Serpentos- Well, what can I say? Lots of mistakes happen around here. Look, shouldn't you guys look for Xandy?
 * Po- Okay, here we go! Here we go, Wha-Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. How can we do this? I mean there's got to be a clue of some sort to help us find this 'Xandy' girl.
 * Serpentos- Well...there is one thing I know about her. I know that she lived in a city in Texas called Buckling City. It's a Hydrocabiais city. I heard that's the city Xerxes XX attacked first. Try looking there first. Or perhaps look for her aunt and uncle. She hangs out with them on occasions.
 * Po- That's all we needed to hear! Let's go everyone! (All leaves)
 * Serpentos- Good luck, heroes.
 * Skipper: "Look, ma'am, your gonna have to come with us for protaction. that slimly freak might come back with his friends, we can't risk having you being alone."
 * Serpentos: "Oh please, i, i don't want to be a burden."
 * Icky: "Hey, if we put up with Kairi's princess peach antics, we'll handle you."
 * Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, pick her royal majusty so she doesn't get dirty."
 * Boss Wolf picks up Serpentos and places her on his shoulders.
 * Serpentos: "Something tells me i don't have a choice in the matter."
 * a metavinmander sargent with a helmet simular to a samarai warlord's helmet: "Are you trying to tell me, a bunch of misfit mercenaries attacked you and saved the Emperess?"
 * The warrior from before: "I, i know this is impossable to believe Sargent Crush, but-"
 * Sargent Crush: "Your damn right it is! in service to our lord, he wants results, not imcomidents! do you know what the pelenty for imcompidents is, cadet?"
 * The warrior: "(Gulp), death?"
 * Sargent Crush: "Exsactly. but not a decent death, i am talking having the entire army ripping your organs out, and stuffing what's left with triple fanged spiders! is that what you want!?"
 * The Warrior: "No sir!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Now, tell me the truth!"
 * Warrior- I was, sir! And to prove it, I've got it all on my hologram recorder. (Recorder shows hologram message of Warrior, Po, and the rest of the Lodgers)
 * Sgt. Crush- Unbelievable! Just unbelievable! (Shrugs) Xerxes XX is not going to be pleased. (Calls Xerxes) My Lord? I'm afraid Empress Serpentos got away. It would seem that some heroes came in and foiled our operation.
 * Xerxes XX- (Sillouetted) WHAT?!? Impossible! There's no such hero team known in these UUniverses. You know I don't allow incompetence in this unit, Sgt. Crush! If I don't have any proof of this 'hero team' in the next 10 seconds, you're dinner for the Raboons!
 * Sgt. Crush- As you wish, my Lord! (Shows Xerxes XX hologram message)
 * Xerxes XX- Intriguing. They must be from the Heroes Act. But wait. I've never seen any of those species before. Sgt. Crush, I want you to track down these heroes, and bring them to me. And under no circumstances are they to find my arch-enemy, Xandy! If they do, then my plan to wipe out the Hydrocabiais could be torn to pieces! Do I make myself clear?
 * Sgt. Crush- Yes, sir!
 * Xerxes XX- Well then, GET MOVING!
 * Warrior: "I recommend our entire units, sir. they have a doggard-like creature with them, and he's incredabliy strong."
 * Sgt. Crush: "Sounds adviseable. i'll also alert nearby forces potorling Texas, just in case they get any ideas to get to her.

Chapter 2- Buckling City
Buckling City, Texas at the forest.
 * Serpentos: "We must be careful, Buckling City is mostly in ruins, it's cidisions in hiding, of the protroling soldiers there."
 * Shifu: "Mostly made aware by the lone soldier."
 * Icky: "We should've wasted him when we had the chance!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Wouldn't made things better, his buddies would've come looking for him and find his body."
 * Icky: "Like they would somehow know who would've been respondsable, i mean, they can't be THAT advince, right?"
 * SpongeBob- ATTENTION, ALL HYDROCABIAIS, ATTENTION! WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED XANDY! IF ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS, PLEASE COME OUT FROM HIDING. WE COME IN PEACE.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- HOW CAN WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST YOU, CHEESE-LIKE ANIMAL WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
 * SpongeBob- BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FROM HERE. WE ARE FROM ANOTHER UUNIVERSES. WE HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM YOU. WE JUST WANT TO HELP ALL OF YOU GET THE HEROES YOU NEED TO STOP ALL THE VILLAINS THAT ARE THREATENING YOU.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
 * Sandy- SpongeBob, let me handle this. LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE-- (All Hydrocabiais awe in the sight of seeing Sandy, and come out of hiding to see her)
 * Hydrocabiais- What is this creature that looks exactly like us?
 * Hydrocabiais 2- Tell us, m'am, who are you?
 * Sandy- Uh, guys? A lil' help, maybe?
 * Icky: "She's with us, and like Spongebob said, we're from an alternate universe that's like this United Universe, but with more heroes, and the villains are kept in check."
 * Hydrocabiasis' were in awe.
 * Hydrocabiais 3: "The cheese creature and the ugly bird speak the truth! albiet what he said about villains being control is kinda idelistic, i mean, reality check! villains are the dominate spieces! it's survive or die! (suddenly, a lazer him in the back, and he gets vaporised)"
 * Icky: "HOLY BALOONI!"
 * Metavinmanders with guns are firing! Hydrocabiais run, but soon, 10 sea squirrels are turned into ash
 * Icky: "Hello, sudden dark turn."
 * Sandy: "This.... This is horrorable!"
 * Icky: "I know, our abiliy to be a kid's show is in question already!"
 * Gilda smacks Icky on the head!
 * Icky: "OW!"
 * the soldiers surround the lougers!
 * Tigress: "You will pay for slaughtering innocents! (roars)"
 * the soldiers panic, as Tigress attacked, destroyed their guns, and beat the crud out of them!
 * Sandy- Tigress needs help everyone! Let's show the surviving sea-squirrels our mad skills! (Shell Lodgers fight Metavincemanders, and they are whipping them good)
 * Xandy- (Hiding in silouettes from even her own kind) Hmm, other UUniversal heroes? And they're really kickin' them in the bells like demons. I must know more about these heroes, and why they've come here!
 * Private- There's too many of them, Skipper!
 * Skipper- We're losing, everyone!
 * Po- Yeah, they're too fast!
 * Sandy- NO! I ain't gonna let these monsters threaten these poor creatures! (Snatches disintegration gun from Metavincemander)
 * MVM- HEY! That's my gun! (Sandy climbs up to the top of a building, and aims for the crystallized statue about 3 blocks away, and fires. The didintegration laser bounces across the inside of the crystal statue, and a dozen lasers target all the Metavincemander, disintegrating them)
 * Kowalski- Wow! Nice move, Sandy!
 * Sandy- It helps if you know a large amount of physics. (All sea-squirrels cheer for the Lodgers)
 * Xandy- (Hiding) Unbelievable! That Hydrocabiais-like animal whooped all those salamanders with only one shot. I must meet her face-to-face! (Zooms off)
 * Hydrocabiais- This Hydrocabiais-like animal saved us all! What's yer' name, stranger?
 * Sandy- The name's Sandy Cheeks. I'm just passin' through.
 * Hydrocabiais- Let's hear it for Sandy Cheeks and her friends, the 2nd best heroes in Buckling City! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)
 * Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa, second best? then who the heck's number 1?" (Gilda smacks Icky) OW!
 * Gilda- Hello? XANDY!! Ring a bell? (Rings bell)
 * Icky- Oh, right!
 * Po- Seriously, Gilda, this pent-up anger of yours has got to stop! I know your mad at him for repeatedly trying to date you, but you just don't have a sense of love.
 * Gilda: "Weren't you guys on my side on this?"
 * Po: "Look, we agree that it is getting somewhat repetitive, but at least we care enough NOT to be jerks about it."
 * Viper: "Sorry Gilda, while we understand your reasons to be upset, you shouldn't let anger cloud your judgement, it leads you to do many wrongs."
 * Mantis: "Yeah, take Tai Lung for an exsample, he got alittle pissed at not becoming Dragon Warrior, and looked where it led him!"
 * Skipper- Yeah, and let's not forget about Kowalski. He once made a machine that tried to make his ex-girlfriend, Doris, love him again, but it lead to me, Private, Rico, and the other animals in the zoo start assaulting him.
 * Gilda-...You know what, I'm just gonna go back to the van for a few hours, then I'll return here. (Flies off)
 * Hydrocabiais- What was with that weirdo creature, huh?
 * Po- She's gone in a lot of tempers lately, so it's best if we leave her alone for a while.
 * Icky- In the meantime, I'll keep an eye on Trixie.
 * Trixie- Hey, I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, don't need any supervision, I can take care of myself!
 * Icky- Please, you wouldn't last one day if Ursa MAJOR came face-to-face with you.
 * Trixie- (Hesitates)...Okay, fine!
 * Hydrocabiais- Now where were we? Oh, of course. 3 CHEERS FOR THE SHELL LODGERS! HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP...
 * All Hydrocabiais- HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!
 * Po- Now THAT'S a day-brightener.
 * Gilda: "It's not fair, why is everyone turning on me for teaching that dork a lesson. but, then again, maybe it is being like the times i couldn't give Rainbow Dash's friends a chance. yeah, that ruined everything for me. but, Karma couldn't get any crueler, right?"
 * Gilda looks over, to see Metavinmanders snooping around the van wreakage.
 * Gilda hides, to remain hidden.
 * a shadow looms over her, it was Sgt. Crush. Gilda looks with a scared face.
 * Sgt. Crush: "Well, look what the Giganja Cat dragged in."
 * Gilda- Oh, crap! (Sgt. Crush sacs Gilda)
 * Sgt. Crush- (On radio) Xerxes XX? We got ourselves a Lodger!
 * Xerxes XX- HIGH SCORE! Bring her to me!
 * Sgt. Crush- Yes, sir!
 * Xerxes XX- I swear, those Hydrocabiais will pay for the death of my parents, and NO ONE is stopping me!

Chapter 3- Realms at War
Hydrocabiais Saloon Flashback Present 58 Buckaroo Blvd.
 * SpongeBob- (Tells Serpentos and Hydrocabiais the stories of all of their adventures) And then, Me and Stitch launched straight into Gantu's ship, and Stitch used his brute strength to throw Gantu, Scroop, and Galaxar right onto our ship, and we saved Lilo and Kairi.
 * Hydrocabiais- Ooooooooh!
 * Hydrocabiais- I've never realized how intense you heroes could get.
 * Xandy- (Watching and listening to SpongeBob's stories in shadows) Amazing! They are as good as I thought. They fought aliens, warlords, even entire armies, and they've grown in size over time.
 * SpongeBob- Okay, now Serpentos? Do YOU have any stories about your UUniverses?
 * Serpentos III- Well, I have a few.
 * Icky: "Well, spill it, what interesting tales does an empress share?"
 * Serpentos III- Well, it's actually very tragic since, after all, we all live in turmoil. It's about the time my grandparents, which were amazing warriors in their time, were killed. It was 2 years ago...
 * (Serpentos III)- It was Halloween, and even though villains were still a threat, we had a great time. That is until one of the villains, The Deathslaughter, came down to attack.
 * Deathslaughter, a mantis like dark magic caster, wearing a war skull, started to set the city ablaze!
 * Deathslaughter: "(evil laughter), this is how halloween should be celibrated! a little killing here and there, and bring in the fear, what more could this old Syife-Bug could ask for?"
 * (Serpentos III)- Well, he was just a bug. Just a plain old Mangris. I could've squished him if we wasn't so good at magic. But anyway, on with the story. Deathslaughter found my grandparents' home, and set it on fire. But I knew my grandparents had gotten out of worse scrapes than that. (Serpentos' grandparents slither out of burning house)
 * GF Serpentos- That doggone bugger! C'mon, honey, let's give that pipsqueak a piece of my mind!
 * GM Serpentos- Gladly! (Both try squishing Deathslaughter with tails, but Deathslaughter teleports behind them, avoiding the attack) What the heck?
 * Deathslaughter- Peek-a-boo! (Zaps them both) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Who knew evil could be this much fun!
 * GF Serpentos- I HATE this Villains Act! I wish the humans were still here, then we'd be THAT much safer.
 * GM Serpentos- Me too, hon. But let's just whoop this pipsqueak and be done with it. (Deathslaughter dodges each of their attacks)
 * (Serpentos III)- They knew they're venom was still as powerful, but Deathslaughter was a bug after all, so he was too small to bite. But they knew they could defeat Deathslaughter.)
 * GF Serpentos- Okay, Janey, I've got a plan! (Whispers in her ear)
 * GM Serpentos- Oh, good plan! (Both whip their tails at Deathslaughter sideways, Deathslaughter teleports behind them, but fails to notice they were still swinging their tails, and gets lashed at)
 * Deathslaughter- OUCH! My thorax!
 * GM Serpentos- Do you give up, Mangris?
 * Deathslaughter- Hah! You wish, old woman! You're still no match for the most powerful curse in my disposal! IMPLODUS EXPLOSO!
 * GF Serpentos- INCOMING PAIN ALERT! RETREA--(Curse blows both Serpentineanoids into a million pieces) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I've WON! Thank the Villains Act for teaching me such a curse. Whoever came up with it must've been a most-feared warlord. Now with no rulers, I can unleash hell! (Large energetic explosion destroys Serpentineanoid town) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Icky- (Bursting to tears) That's so horrible! Were-Were you killed?
 * Serpentos III- Well, I lived in a different Serpentineanoid city. Deathslaughter destroyed that entire village with one spell. It was only 3 days until I heard about it. I was crying for 35 minutes. However, Deathslaughter did invade MY hometown as well, but my parents were more powerful than my grandparents, and managed to defeat Deathslaughter. He was sent to prison for life, and he is now sentenced to death.
 * Lord Shen: "But wait, how can you be sure this, Xerxes won't have interest in this, Deathslaughter?"
 * Serpentos: "Oh, don't worry, Deathslaughter was too dangerious, even for other villains. no one would be foolish enough to allie with him."
 * Boss Wolf: "Hope so, wouldn't wanna meet him in a dark ally from what i heard."
 * Serpentos- Yeah. There's one reason he's called 'Deathslaughter'. If you even came face-to-face with him, he'd blow you up into a million uncensored bloody pieces.
 * Private- (Whimpers) I don't like violence! Especially after the time we tried to de-extinct the Dodo bird from our world.
 * Mr. Dodo- You guys tried to de-extinct my species?
 * Kowalski- Yeah, we don't wanna talk about that.
 * Serpentos- You guys want to hear the story about how the humans left this world?
 * Icky- NO! No more sad stories! They're too sad!
 * Serpentos- Okay, okay, I'll tell you later.
 * Po- Say, has anyone seen Gilda? She should've been back by now.
 * Shifu- I think something terrible must've happened to her.
 * Trixie- Well, I don't want anything bad to happn to her. She's one of my new friends.
 * Tigress- I've got bad news, everyone! I went to go check on Gilda, and she and the van are missing.
 * SpongeBob- You're kidding!
 * Po- You don't suppose she ran away, do you?
 * Shifu- No! She would never leave us without notifying us first. Plus, she doesn't even know how to drive.
 * Icky- She must've been kidnapped by those no-good salamanders. We've got to save her.
 * Cornwall- They're halfway to Xerxes' kingdom by now.
 * Devon- He's right! And we don't even have a method of transportation with us.
 * Serpentos- Oh, yes we do. We've got a dropship we can use to bring you all to Xerxes' kingdom. But I should warn you that Xerxes' kingdom is heavily guarded. Going there would be suicide. The only one I know who could've made it out of there alive is Xandy. She's good at escaping that death kingdom. And we don't even know where she is.
 * Patrick- Wait a minute! Didn't you say we needed to look for her aunt and uncle?
 * Serpentos- Of course. You didn't remember to do that?
 * Private- Sorry. We were so busy fighting that we forgot to do that. Do you know where they live?
 * Serpentos- Of course. They live in 58 Buckaroo Blvd.
 * Squidward- That's only a few blocks away. Let's go!
 * Sandy- Now everyone? I'll handle this. Since I look like the rest of the citizens around here, they're sure to trust me. (Knocks on door)
 * Hydrocabiais- Hello? Hey, you're the new heroes in town. What can we do for you?
 * Sandy- Ma'm, we're lookin' for the whereabouts of Xandy. I'm aware she's your neice?
 * Hydrocabiais 2- Indeed, she is, Ms. Cheeks. She's not exactly here at the moment. She hides in shadows in this town. Nobody even notices she's around.
 * Sandy- Well, do yall' know where her secret hideout is?
 * Aunt Knitter- Nope. She never reveals her secret hideaway to anyone, not even us. She doesn't want Xerxes XX to find her and kill her.
 * Sandy- What? Xerxes XX is after her? Why?
 * Uncle Splinter- Well, it's a long story, but we promised Xandy we wouldn't reveal anything about her past. If you want to know about her, you'll have to take it up with her.
 * Sandy- Dag nabbit! Looks like we'll have to save Gilda ourselves. But thanks for the info, good people.
 * Uncle Splinter- Pleasure is all ours, Hydrocabiais-like creature.
 * Po- Now how are we supposed to save Gilda?
 * Aunt Knitter- Well, you could tamper with the old human technology that remains alive in these parts. Xandy tells us that's where she gets her armoury.
 * Sandy- Xandy steals human technology, too?
 * Uncle Splinter- Actually, Xandy says she doesn't believe it to be stealing. She believes it to be getting power. She believes in fighting fire with fire. She always said that if she has the right tools, she had the right talent.
 * Sandy- Well, where can we find this human technology?
 * Aunt Knitter- You'll find it at that abandoned city over there. (Points at abandoned human city)
 * Po- You know I don't get why we never noticed that before.
 * Sandy- Well, thank you, kind strangers. We'll be on our way. Who knows, maybe we might bump into Xandy along the way. Happy trails!
 * Aunt Knitter- You, too!
 * Sandy- C'mon, everyone, we gotta' get to that abandoned city, it's gotta be where Xandy's secret hideout is hidden. (All leave)
 * Uncle Splinter- Good luck, brave strangers.

Chapter 4- Xandy to the Rescue
Abandoned City Later... Globex Lab at a comboy van.
 * Miguel- Whoa! This place is a dump.
 * Shifu- Well, this city's been abandoned for 15 years, and now it's a deserted wasteland.
 * Iago- Yeah! Besides, where are we gonna find human technology in this place.
 * Shifu- Simple. We simply find the city's best laboratory, and see if we can find any weapon parts or any blueprints.
 * Icky- Serpentos? Any info on how Xandy got her armoury here?
 * Serpentos- Well, I do know one place here where she scavenges for weapon blueprints. Follow me. I'll take you all there.
 * Serpentos- Here it is, Lodgers. Globex, the best resource for advanced human technology ever. It used to be the humans' best technological company, now it's a dump.
 * SpongeBob- Dump schmump, we need to find some weaponry. (All enter Globex building)
 * Mr. Dodo- Whoa! Look at the size of this lab!
 * Kowalski- Yeah! This must be a hot spot for human technology. C'mon, everyone, let's search the place. (All Lodgers search around for anything useful)
 * Patrick- I found something. It's blueprints for a...uh...playsma cannon.
 * Kowalski- You mean a 'plasma cannon'.
 * Patrick- Oh, yeah.
 * Po- I found blueprints for some kind of holographic shield.
 * Icky- I found some for an antigravity pack.
 * Baloo- Here's some blueprints for a disintegration gun. And it looks like the ones those Metavincemanders had.
 * Skipper- I've got some for a cloaking device.
 * Kowalski- Wow! Is it just me, or has humanity evolved faster in these UUniverses? And look, here's some blueprints for a kind of interdimensional transporter.
 * Sandy- Really?
 * Kowalski- Well, this must be how they left these UUniverses. But why?
 * Sandy- Perhaps it was because of some kind of catastrophe like an asteroid collision, or a Second Ice Age, or perhaps a mass drought.
 * Icky: "Uh, Hello, the fact this place has more villains then a cockarouch infested apartment is the OBVIOUS reason humans are absint."
 * Skipper- Well, well we can debate on what really caused them to leave later. What's more important is that we need some weapons to help us defeat Xerxes XX and save Gilda.
 * Metavincemander Warrior- FREEZE, LODGERS! (Metavincemanders surround gang)
 * Icky- Whoa, not cool, man! That's not cool for you to sneak up on us like that!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Oh, shut your face, ugly! In the name of Xerxes XX, you're all under imperialistic arrest.
 * Skipper- I don't think so! Rico, smoke bomb! (Rico hacks up smoke bomb, but smoke bomb is caught by an antigravity gun) Oh, C'mon, that's so cheating!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- SILENCE! You're all coming with us to Xerxes XX's Kingdom.
 * Sandy- What have you done to Gilda and our van, you varmits?
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Oh, she's safe for now! And your van is soon going to be dismantled, and sold for scrap.
 * Icky- YOU FIENDS IF I WASN'T THE GENTLEBIRD I WAS TODAY, KICK YOU ALL IN YOUR INSIDE BALLS!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Take them away immediately!
 * Xandy- NOOOO! (Arrives in the nick of time)
 * Metavincemander Warrior- It's that sniveling Hydrocabiais! Kill her!
 * Xandy- (Fights with incredible reflexes)
 * Sandy- You must be this Xandy hero we've been hearing about.
 * Xandy- Indeed. (Takes out disintegration pistol, and fires at 5 Metavincemander, Other Metavincemanders fire disintegration pistols, and Xandy dodges them in slow mo, and disintegrates them) Leave these heroes alone!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Uh...sure thing! (Runs away)
 * Xandy- Well, Howdy, everyone. You're those Shell Lodgers I've been watchin'.
 * Sandy- You've been watching us?
 * Xandy- I have. And I've heard all of yer' amazin' adventures. You all are good fighters like me. (Takes out golden sword and points it at Iago)
 * Iago- Oh, could you PLEASE point that somewhere else?
 * Xandy- Apologies, bird creature. Would yall' tell me what yer' doin' here and such?
 * Sandy- Well, we got sucked into a black-hole portal that happened to take us here to these new UUniverses. And we also have a few questions for you.
 * Xandy- I heard. Just follow me to my secret lair, and I'll explain everythin' you need to know.
 * Gilda: "YO! let me out of here, freaks!"
 * Warrior: "Boy for a creature that has a small mouth, she's a real big mouth!"
 * Warrior 2: "Don't mind her, the sooner we get her and this ship thing to our place, the better we can find her friends."
 * Gilda looks down.
 * Gilda begins to tear. she recollects the abuse she granted to Icky. her arrigonest and temper lead her here.
 * suddenly, A faint buzzing sound is heard, and a human sized Wasp woman walked up to Gilda.
 * Wasp Woman: "So, you have been seperated from those you have cared about as well?"
 * Gilda- (Gasps) A GIANT WASP! AAAARRRRGH! (Hides)
 * Wasp Woman- Whoa, easy there, ma'm. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm a victim like you.
 * Gilda- You...you are?
 * Wasp Woman- Yes. I'm Penelope. I've heard that you're part of a new hero group called the Shell Lodge Squad.
 * Gilda- Just what kind of wasp are you exactly? Usually, my friend, Kowalski ues his scientific nerdiness to help determine that.
 * Penelope- I'm a Hymenovespula. My kind is under turmoil just like the Hydrocabiais your group is helping. Such adorable creatures they are. The one you are looking for, Xandy, has rescued our kind once. She's the best we had around here.
 * Gilda- Well, that's pretty interesting. My name's Gilda. I'm a griffin. I haven't had a very good time around my group recently, and I feel like I just need some time by myself.
 * Penelope- Really? Well, what's wrong?
 * Gilda- My friend, Icky, he's got a crush on me, and I just want us both to be friends. But he keeps trying to go out with me. I don't think I could handle it anymore. I've never had any friends by then since I had a little outburst on my home planet of Equestria.
 * Penelope- Hmm. Well, Gilda, love is a very powerful thing. You can't let your anger overcome that. This Icky person is just confused. He doesn't love you for your looks, he loves you because of who you are. I can tell by your sad face. My kind is known for being the best of therapists. Now tell me, Gilda, when was the last time you had a boyfriend in your life?
 * Gilda-...Never.
 * Penelope- Then you must not know what Icky's feeling. Have you had any friends before Icky?
 * Gilda- Well, I use to have one friend named Rainbow Dash. We liked challenging each other to races. But since my little mistake on Equestria, we've gone our separate ways. i mean, sometime after i helped Trixie, these two kung-fu masters and that Mickey Mouse guy capture Hiss's evil brother and that sopisicated parrot with that giant robot bird Nivawk, we made up, but i end up a shell louger for captureing the leader of the Fang Empire, and before you talked about something with a simuler name here, the Fang Empire we dealt with is ALOT differnet then what you deal with."
 * Penelope- Well, there you have it. Your anger is controlling your life. I used to have the same problem as well. I couldn't control my anger, and stung anyone who insulted or teased me. Plus, they eventually died to my extremely toxic venom. I felt like they deserved it. But they didn't. Nobody in these UUniverses deserves to die for what they did wrong. That was until I visited a therapist. I overcame my anger, and never stung anyone since. So you see, Gilda, anger is just as bad as the billions of villains that are terrorizing our worlds. If you continue on it...you might very well become a villain yourself.
 * Gilda-...You're right. Maybe I've been looking at Icky the wrong way. Maybe i could work something out with him that could work for both of us.
 * Penelope- Bingo. Besides, anger is just what made most of the villains in these UUniverses.
 * Gilda- Thank you, Penelope. I feel better already.
 * Penelope- My pleasure, my griffin friend.
 * Gilda- So, how did YOU wind up getting captured?
 * Penelope: "I was made a threat of the Villain act because of our people's capability, our calming ways is preventing new members from joining."
 * Gilda: "Really? they think a theripst could prevent a villain being made? just what is this Xerxes guy thinking he is?"
 * Penelope- I have no idea. But I hear he's looking for some ancient artifact called The Diamond of the Ancients. Once we find a way to get out of here, I'll show you--...
 * Gilda- What?
 * Penelope- (Whispering) I almost forgot. I know where the Diamond of the Ancients is, but I could accidentally expose it to these guards. I'll show you once we get out of here.
 * Gilda- Hmm...Well, I've got a plan. It might not work, but it's worth a try.
 * the Warriors walked torwords a trail.
 * Gilda: "AHH! MY LEG! SPLINTER!"
 * the warriors noticed.
 * Gilda: "Oh crud, this freaken splinter!"
 * Warrior: "Dude, you go check it."
 * Warrior 2: "D'aw, why me?"
 * Warrior: "Hey, i do NOT want to be the one to baby the prisoners! also, i outrank you by one extra cadet level, 2 class."
 * Warrior 2- Okay, okay! (Leaves to check on Gilda, and Penelope stings him) YAAAOW! (Venom makes him swell up, and die)
 * Warrior- What the hell? What's going on here--(Penelope stings him) AAAAOOOWWCH! Grrrgh! You are so dead meat, hornet-face--(Swells up and dies)
 * Penelope- It worked. Let's go!
 * Gilda- Hold it! We can't leave without this van. It's my team's main method of transportation. They need it so they can get back home.
 * Penelope- Not to worry. I've got it covered. I'll lift it up for you.
 * Gilda- You're kidding? That thing must weigh up to 10,000 lbs! You'll never--(Penelope lifts up van with immense strength) Holy Equestria!
 * Penelope- The Hymenovespula is also known to be...very strong! Now let's go find your friends. (Both fly off with van)

Chapter 5- The Fate of A Lord's Parents
At a hidden sector in the Abandoned City Flashback Present in a forest. in a dessert. at the Metavinmander empire palace.
 * Xandy- We're almost there. C'mon!
 * Icky- Whoa, this place is filthy! I feel like a hobo.
 * Xandy- You get use to it. My hideout is here because no Metavincemander would dare search here for me because they know this place is the Hydrocabiais Forbidden Zone.
 * Sandy- Well why come here when YOU'RE a Hydrocabiais?
 * Xandy- Well, when I first arrived here, I learned it was just an old urban legend to try and spook my kind. Oky,. we're here (All arrive in golden room filled with advanced weaponry, elevators, and light-panels)
 * Patrick- Ooh, shiny.
 * Mr. Krabs- This place looks like it's made out of gold.
 * Xandy- That's 'cause it IS made of gold.
 * Mr. Krabs- (Eyes turn into gold bars)
 * Xandy- Does that happen a lot?
 * SpongeBob- No, they're usually silver.
 * Xandy- Well, anyways, welcome to my top-secret lair. Now that yall' know where I hide, you must never reveal it to any of my friends or enemies.
 * Phil- My lips are sealed.
 * Xandy- Good. Now, Ms. Cheeks, you may be a kind of interest to me. You look exactly like me and the other Hydrocabiais I know. Except you don't have pointed ears, no flattened tail or feet, and you have much lighter fur. Are you a good swimmer?
 * Sandy- Well, yeah.
 * Xandy- Interesting. That's kinda why my kind is nicknamed sea-squirrels. We're semi-aquatic.
 * Sandy- That's nice, but I think we should get to the questions. First off: What do you know about Xerxes XX?
 * Xandy- A lot. He's my arch-nemesis. He's very mean, relentless, and cruel. He's also the murderer of my parents.
 * Shenzi- Yeah, I know the feeling. My parents were murdered by a villain, too.
 * Xandy- Oh.
 * Sandy- Also, we've heard from your aunt and uncle that Xerxes XX is after you for some reason. Why is this true?
 * Xandy- Because I'm the only one that stands between him and his plan to kill the Hydrocabiais to extinction. The first time he attacked my hometown was the worst day in my life. It was about 5 years ago...
 * (Xandy)- I was only 16 when this happened. Xerxes XX and his army invaded my hometown, and mass murders occured. Every Hydrocabiais was nearly killed. After killing 200 Hydrocabiais, he next killed my parents. I was so angry at him that I took my golden sword, ran outside, and attacked him. He had proven to be a tough adversary. Our brutal fight had lasted only an hour in a half. I overwhelmed every soldier that tried to stop me. It was difficult, but I finally defeated him
 * Xandy- Leave this place, NOW! I will NOT let you terrorize my town anymore! GO, or so help me, I will cut off both your hands and feed them to my pet Horrane!
 * Xerxes XX- Y-y-y-yes, ma'm, whatever you say! EVERYONE, RETREAT!
 * Xandy- AND DON'T COME BACK!
 * Xerxes XX- I swear to you, kid, I WILL get you for this! And when I do, I'll kill the rest of your kind! Every single Hydrocabiais will pay for what they did to me! And nobody will stop me! (Leaves)
 * Hydrocabiais- You did it, young one! You saved our lives! What's your name, brave one?
 * Xandy- Just call me Xandy. And I promise you this: I will NOT let that tyrant harm any of you. Buckling City will sleep safely knowing that it will be under my watch! Once that careless tyrant returns, I'll be ready and waiting! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)
 * Sandy- Why would Xerxes XX want to kill your species off?
 * Xandy- I don't know, but we'll find out soon. I now know that he's looking for--
 * Squidward- Yeah, yeah, we've already heard of the Diamond of the Ancients. But why would he be so interested in such a rusty old diamond?
 * Serpentos- Oops! I guess I forgot to tell them about it. i mean, I want to, but, i can't. I just remembered that it is so sacred, and secret, speaking of it even to friends is taboo."
 * Icky: "Look, i get honoring ansistery, but i think a time of turmoil and how to fix it is worth dishonoring a bunch of dead people."
 * Shenzi bonks Icky!
 * Icky: "OW!"
 * Iago: "What he means is, some sacrivices have to be made."
 * Serpentos: "(Sighs).... (to herself) Father forgive me. (to others) there is a great legend behind that diamond. Long ago, Anaconorans, our ansisters, discovered a diamond hidden deep in the mountain. it was not just beautiful, but it was, in a way, alive. there was a benvolent spirit imprisoned within the diamond, and it spoke great words of peace and benvolence. the problem is, it can only be touched by a worthy toucher, and those worthy enough to use the diamond's power."
 * Icky: "What happens if your not what it wants?"
 * Serpentos- Well, if those who are unworthy touch it, it immediately disintegreted them entirely. Legend says that the diamond is so powerful, it can destroy a species quickly.
 * Xandy- And you see, THAT'S what Xerxes XX wants with it. He wants it to kill off my species.
 * Icky- Wouldn't he be disintegrated if he tried?
 * Xandy- Well, he's actually discovered a way to keep that from happening. He created a mechanical spear that mind-controls the spirit inside the diamond, and allows Xerxes to take control of it. But he knows he has to do that without touching the diamond. If he acquires that diamond, my species will die. Serpentos knows where the diamond is, but she is forbidden to tell anyone, including me and you. So we'll have to find it ourselves.
 * Sandy- Well, in the meantime, we need your help to rescue our friend, Gilda. She's been captured by Xerxes' forces.
 * Xandy- I can help you. But I need you to help me find that diamond, and find the Chosen One destined to wield it. Serpentos, I know you can't reveal the whereabouts of the diamond, but can you at least tell me who this 'Chosen One' is? We can't stop Xerxes without him/her.
 * Serpentos III- Sorry, but I can't remember who it is. And even if I did, I can't tell you. But my father said to only tell a riddle that reveals who it is. For centuries, this ancient riddle has been unanswered. It was introduced in a time the Chosen One was not yet born. Here it is: it is a bug creature of black and yellow, it's venom destroys life, but it's kind words preserves life. it is of good personally, but with a figure of imtimidateion. it belongs to a bug race with fly wings, and all born from the same mother who is a ruler. the Chosen one, destined to bring forth the heroes to finally combat the darkness."
 * Icky: ".... Well, i'm stumped."
 * Xandy- Well, we know it's a bug, we know it has venom, we know it's kind, and we know it flies.
 * Sandy- Hmm, perhaps it's a kind of bee, or hornet, or wasp, or something.
 * Serpentos- Well, we'd better figure it out soon, or Xandy's kind is doomed.
 * Xandy- Hmm, a bug...I think I know a species that's exactly what the riddle described. It might be the Hymenovespula species.
 * Marty- Hymeno-whoo-ha?
 * Savio- What's that exactly?
 * Xandy- Only the best known wasp race around. They have a very toxic venom that causes instant swelling, and death. They're very rough insects, but they are the best of therapists. They are so caring that legend says that they can easily help you just by saying one word. They're also known to be very strong. They can lift up even the heaviest of metal. Perhaps if we can go to THEIR hometown, they can tell us some whereabouts of the chosen one.
 * Serpentos- Well, I do remember the chosen one being a Hymenovespula. The diamond will not disintegrate members of the Chosen One's kind unless he/she's evil or greedy for power. It's just when the Chosen One touches it that it unleashes it's true power.
 * Lord Shen- Well, what are we waiting for, let's go!
 * Penelope: "Let's camp here for now, to take advantage of the Salmanders not yet knowing what's wrong."
 * Gilda: "Good idea, cause my wings ach like crazy."
 * Penelope places the van down.
 * Gilda: "I'll go get some wood to start a fire."
 * Penelope: "Be careful, this side of the woods is Tetramite Country."
 * Gilda: "Tetra-what now?"
 * Penelope- Tetramites. They're very dangerous creatures. They can digest anything in a swarm. If you even see a nest, you're done for.
 * Gilda- (Chuckles) Well, it's a good thing we can fly, right?
 * Penelope- Don't get your hopes up, Gilda. They can jump really high. But just remember that they don't like water. As long as you have that, you're safe.
 * Gilda- Uh...they aren't like the Tetramites from the Ratchet and Clank games, are they?
 * Penelope- Nope. They're totally different. The game versions don't jump that high.
 * Gilda (sarcasticly): "Oh darn, i left my water bottle back home!"
 * Penelope: "I am not a stranger to sarcasum. and i trust this was inconvinent."
 * Gilda: "Sorry about that, but hey, i am sure there's some water in the van."
 * Gilda opens van trunk, and picks up a water bottle.
 * Gilda: There, i'm set, hope i don't end up getting thristy in the walk. So, Penelope? Where should we stop first on our quest to find my friends?
 * Penelope- We should probably head for my hometown of Hornopolis. It's not that far from Buckling City. And please, while we're there, don't be frightened by all the wasps that live there. Just remember, they're harmless as long as you don't mess with them.
 * Gilda- You know, that just doesn't make me feel a lot safer.
 * Icky: "Water..... Water.... I'm dying! oh god! all the water was in the van! crud monkies!"
 * Lord Shen: "Icky, we're not even a centaminer away from the city!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, but i been thristy like crazy under this sun!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Yeah, sun's a bitch in this universe."
 * Spark: "Relax, i was able to take a few water bottles for such an occation."
 * Icky: "Oh, thank god!"
 * Xandy: "We must be quick, who knows what Xerxes is up too."
 * Xerxes stares into the fondations of his kingdom.
 * Xerxes: "Kung-hao?"
 * An eldery and finicy Metavinmander that dresses like Chi-fu showed up. he was Kung-Hao,
 * Kung Hao: "Uh, sir?"
 * Xerxes: "Ever wonder why everyone think those, sea squirls are so cute... but, yet, they knew nothing of thier sinful nature?"
 * Kung Hao: "Uh, sinful sir?"
 * Xerxes- You know, when they killed my parents?
 * Kung Hao- Oh, yes, of course, sir. I never thought of that myself.
 * Xerxes- Well, before they killed them, I use to love them. I trusted them. I had faith in them. They were the most adorable creatures I've ever known. That is until they murdered my parents all because of some stupid money problem. Do you think Xandy knows about it?
 * Kung Hao- Actually, sir, you never told her that. She is completely unaware of why you intend to kill her kind.
 * Xerxes- Well, in that case, when I encounter her again, I'll tell her! I can just see it now. She's so pissed off at her own kind's cruelty to us that she'll leave forever. You'll see. Once I start flapping my jaws, she'll go 'bye-bye'! And with her out of the way, I'll be free to kill her, and her cruel kind.
 * Kung Hao- Very good, sir. Shall I get you some more Sprite?
 * Xerxes- That would be fine, thank you.
 * A warrior barged through!
 * Warrior: "Sir, report! the desert devidsion has been slaughtered, and the prison transport unit was found dead, the prisoners and the strange ship missing!"
 * Xerxes was calm.
 * Xerxes: "I am not too surprased, though admitingly disapointed. but, this proves that the villain act has finally found a TRUE challnage. this also proves my thoery of another universe, or even more other universes, that know not of Xerxes. well, once i get the diamond, and use it to ask where is the human teliportation device, all alternate universes will know of Xerxes, and the villain act! and no one, will prevent my rose to dimentional wide glory!"
 * Kung Hao: "But, aren't you worryed they would also prove to be our darkest hour?"
 * Xerxes: "Not if we act decisively! I assure you, this time, getting rid of Xandy will be easy as pie. And if all else fails, I'll simply kill her and her kind with my new Diamond Septar. Heck, I'll even wipe out every hero in existence. (Chuckles sinisteringly)"

Chapter 6- The Search for The Chosen One
Hornopolis, the next day Hornopolis Throne Room
 * Sandy- (All Lodgers, Xandy, and Serpentos stare at skyscraper-sized hive) Well, holly-wolly-ding-dang-do! Look at the size of that hive!
 * Xandy- Yes, you find a human-sized wasp, and THIS is it's home. This is Hornopolis. Now, c'mon, let's go in. And please, don't be frightened by the wasps' human-sized appearence. It ticks them off. (All Lodgers enter hive, and find a city that looks like the one in the movie Antz, with lots of Hymenovespula flying around)
 * Icky: "Whoa, look at this, this place is crawling with giant wasps! It'll be like finding a needle in a stack of needles, anyone of these guys could be the chosen one!"
 * Xandy: "But only one is more wrothy then the other. all races are in an ecomonic crisis, and these creatures are no differnet. some are either greedy, or undescidive. things that'll prevent them from being the choosen one. we need the one who is so pure, no crisis can affect her faith in life."
 * Iago: "Somehow, that won't make this anymore easier."
 * Lord Shen: "Is there a leader we can speak to around here?"
 * Xandy- Well, there's the Queen. she might know who the chosen one is.
 * SpongeBob- Good thinking, Xandy.
 * Xandy- But I should warn you she's mystical and kinda bizzare. She might say she was expecting you. She could also order her guards to execute you if you tease her because of her fat butt. Alright, let's meet her royal majesty, Queen Buzz CLIII (Buzz the 153rd).
 * Iago- Damn! Her kingdom lasted for 153 generations? Wow, her family must've been working hard.
 * Xandy- You'd be surprised what a few insects are capable of. Now let's move. (All head for the palace, and Gilda and Penelope appear exhausted)
 * Gilda- Oh my, God! We're finally safe from those pesky tetramites! They almost caught us.
 * Penelope- I agree! They'll eat anything, even other insects. But they wouldn't dare enter a wasp's hive. Now, we should probably find the Queen and ask her where this Buckling City is.
 * Gilda- You don't know where Buckling City is?
 * Penelope- Well, no. I kinda forgot. So we must find the Queen. But be careful, she may be a fair ruler, but she is, while wise, just kinda bizzare and creepy. She claims that she would exsect you coming. And one more thing: Never EVER gloat about her huge butt, otherwise she'll order her guards to execute you. Now c'mon, let's go. And don't worry. If you're scared of how our Queen acts, then it's best if you don't say anything, okay?
 * Gilda- Well, alright. too bad our van is a little beat up.
 * Penelope: Fear can make you very confused and unattentive, the damage was unavoidable. nothing too great, right? Just a few dents or so.
 * A giant wasp is meditating, chanting anicent words.
 * a guard came in.
 * Guard: "Mom? You have some guests, they seek an audience.
 * Buzz CLIII- Splendid. Our first catch of the day.
 * Guard- Pfft, like you know how to fish.
 * Xandy- Your highness?
 * Buzz CLIII- Ah, Xandy the Great. I've been expecting you.
 * Xandy- Sure you have. Anyways, I've brought along a new hero group from another UUniverses, and they need some info on The Chosen One of the Diamond of The Ancients in order to save my kind. Which one of your children is The Chosen One.
 * Buzz CLIII- Niet, I must not reveal anything about The Chosen One. The diamond is being searched for in vain by the terrible Xerxes XX.
 * Xandy- That's the point, your highness. We must find the diamond before Xerxes XX does, or he'll kill off my kind.
 * Buzz CLIII- Well, it is tragic to hear about another species going extinct. Alright, I'll reveal the Diamond's location, but that's all I must reveal. Guards? If you may?
 * Guard- Yes, mom! (Turns on communications) Belga? Initiate lockdown sequence, ASAP!
 * Belga- Lockdown sequence initiated! (Hive locks down)
 * Icky- Whoa! I can't see a thing, now! (Electrical lights come on) Oh, wow! You have electricity, too?
 * Buzz CLIII- Of course. Since humans have been around, they introduced a lot about their technology. I sure wish they were still here. Then they would offer so much more. Anyway, we're locking down the hive so we can speak freely. Okay, you'll find the diamond at an ancient Temple in the Ruins of Slitheria. It's a Serpentineanoid city.
 * Serpentos- That's also my hometown.
 * Buzz CLIII- Just find a small tunnel in the ruins. It's the entrance. The ruins are found just west of Slitheria. Good luck, brave strangers.
 * Xandy- Well, that was easy. Let's go--
 * Buzz CLIII- WAIT! I must first warn you...
 * SpongeBob- Warn us what?
 * Buzz CLIII-...Be careful.
 * SpongeBob-...Okay, we'll keep that in mind! (Lockdown is deactivated, and Lodgers leave)
 * Penelope- Mother! (Penelope and Gilda arrive)
 * Buzz CLIII- Ah, Penelope! I've been expecting you.
 * Penelope- If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say that. Anyway, I've came with a friend.
 * Buzz CLIII- Well, hello there, little one. What's your name? (Gilda is silent)
 * Penelope- Her name is Gilda. We're looking for the the new heroes of Buckling City, and we're wondering which direction we should take.
 * Buzz CLIII- 'New heroes' you say? You just missed them, they just headed out with Xandy the Great.
 * Gilda- The Lodgers were just here? And they found Xandy? Well, that was fast. Where are they going?
 * Buzz CLIII- They're on their way to Slitheria.
 * Penelope- That's where the Di--
 * Buzz CLIII- SSSSSHH! (Metavincemander are watching them)
 * Penelope- Sorry, mother, didn't realize.
 * Gilda- Well, at least we finally know where the...Treasure Map is.
 * Buzz CLIII- Well, you'd better go after them if you're on their side.
 * Penelope- C'mon, Gilda, we need to follow them! (Both fly off)
 * Buzz CLIII- Good luck, my dear.
 * Warrior- (After Penelope and Gilda soar off after the Lodgers) They're looking for a treasure map? Gee, that's pretty weird (Warrior 2 slaps Warrior)
 * Warrior 2- No, you idiot! They know where the Diamond is, and they, the Lodgers, and Xandy are on their way to it's location. C'mon, to the Metajet. (Both hop into 2-seated jet, and soar off after them)

Chapter 7- Temple of the Anacondorans
Ancient Slitherian Ruins Elsewhere in the Temple
 * SpongeBob- Wow! Look at this place. It looks like it's been abandoned for centuries.
 * Patrick- Yeah. Hey look, there's an old statue of a...I don't know what that is.
 * Serpentos- It's an old statue of a great Anacondoran warrior called Snakerusso.
 * Patrick- Then why is his tail missing? Did it get cut off by a villain or something?
 * Serpentos- (Shrugs) It's 1000 years old. The tail of the statue broke off centuries ago.
 * Patrick- Oh, I see.
 * Spyro- Let's just find that diamond. We've got to save it before Xerxes XX gets it first. (All enter tunnel)
 * Gilda- (She and Penelope arrive in ruins) You sure this is where the Diamond is?
 * Penelope- Yes, I'm sure. Plus, we need to be quiet. We could have Metavincemanders on our stingers.
 * Gilda- Uh, I'm not an insect.
 * Penelope- Right, I knew that. Let's go before--
 * Warrior 2- Before WE find it? (Both warriors corner them with reinforcements)
 * Penelope- HOLY SMOKES! They've found out!
 * Warrior- And we owe it all to YOU, hornet!
 * Penelope- I'm a wasp, you dummy!
 * Warrior- Oh, right. Well, it doesn't matter, cuz' we're gonna get that diamond first! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Warrior 2- Everyone, after that diamond! Don't let anything stand in our way. (All Metavincemanders attack)
 * Penelope- Gilda, you must warn the Lodgers at once! I'll hold them off for as long as I can. Go!
 * Gilda- Alright! (Runs down tunnel)
 * Penelope- None of you are getting that diamond! I've got a toxic stinger and I ain't afraid to use it!
 * Warrior 2- FIRE AT WILL! (All fire disintegration pistols at Penelope, but Penelope flies out of the way, and dives down for an attack)
 * Warrior 3- Oh, shi--(Penelope strikes him with stinger, and Warrior 3 swells up and dies, Penelope buzzes around crossfire, and stings the warriors one-by-one)
 * Heavily-Armored Soldier- (12 Heavily-Armored Soldiers sneak by Penelope unnoticed) Whew, that was close! Now, C'mon, we need to follow that griffin girl, whatever that is!
 * H-AS 5- But what if she sees us?
 * H-AS 10- Simple! We simply use our cloaking devices. She won't see a thing. (Twists wheel-and-axle on belt, activating cloaking device, making him invisible)
 * H-AS 7- Hey, where'd he go? Did he disintegrate or something?
 * H-AS 10- I'm still here, dirtbag! I'm just invisible.
 * H-AS 7- Oooh, cool! (Twists wheel-and-axle on his belt, and turns invisible, Laughs) Check it out! I'm not here! (Punches H-AS 4) Hahahahah! That sure came out of nowhere, HAHAH! I'm priceless!


 * Fidget- Wow, it's spooky in here.


 * Private- Gosh, I don't like this place.
 * B.O.B- Ooh, got a case of the heebee-jeebees, a', Private?
 * Private- Wha- I do not! (B.O.B stretches his arm behind Private, and pokes him) WHA?!? Who's that?
 * B.O.B- (Holding flashlight with 3rd arm on chest with the light shining over his face) IT'S YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE!!!
 * Private- Cut it out, BOB! (Smacks BOB in the face, and his jelly-like body bounces around back and forth with his bottom stuck to the ground)
 * B.O.B- Ah-Ooh-Aye-Doof-Duh-Oof-Aye-Ah-Oof-Nya-Agh-Duh-Dah-Doof-(Skipper stops B.O.B from bouncing)
 * Skipper- That's enough fun, you popsicles!
 * B.O.B- Heh, 'fun' he says.
 * Xandy- Everyone tread carefully. There could be traps. (Steps on hidden pad) Wha-? Oh, wonderful, I just triggered one! How stupid of me.
 * Serpentos- Odd, I don't remember the Anacondorans adding traps to this Temple--WHOA-WHOA! (Floor opens up into a lava pit)
 * Icky- Holy crap, a lava pit! (Aerial members make it to the end) C'mon, guys, quickly!
 * Skipper- MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (Other Lodgers, Xandy, and Serpentos run/slither as fast as they can, and manage to make it. Gilda arrives in back of lava pit)
 * Gilda- Whoa! They must've triggered a trap. (Ceiling surface slides down on lava pit) Uh-oh! I need to make it! (Gilda flies through the pit as the ceiling is sliding down on her quickly. She manages to make it 1 second before the ceiling completely covers the lava pit) Whew! That was close. Okay, I've gotta get to the group. (Runs off after group)
 * Tigress- Well, we made it. I'm so glad I didn't get burnt and flattened like a literal pizza.
 * Icky- Me, too!
 * SpongeBob- Guys, look! There it is! The Diamond of The Ancients! (Big, purple, shiny diamond appears on a tomb)
 * Serpentos- That's it alright. But now that I see it, I think it's all coming back to me. I think I remember who The Chosen One is.
 * Kaa- Then who is it?
 * Serpentos- It's someone I've known before. Someone who's kind, brave, and trusting. A Hymenovespula... I got nothing.
 * Gilda- Guys!
 * Skipper- Where did you--?
 * Icky- Gilda? GILDA, you're okay!
 * Gilda- Yes. And I have a confession to make. I'm sorry I treated you so bad. I just wanted us to be just friends, and I became too annoyed by your persistence. But I now understand that what I did was wrong. So, I can't believe I'm doing this...(Kisses Icky)
 * Icky- (Gasps) SWEET PEACHES AND CREAM! MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY! Gilda? You...you love me?
 * Gilda- Yes. I never understood your love because I never had a boyfriend in my life. I've just been stuck with plain old friends, that I never thought about anything for myself. And, Icky? After all this is over...Would you like to go out with me?
 * Icky-...YES! YES! (Hugs Gilda) So, what were you going to tell us?
 * Gilda- Everyone, you gotta grab that diamond and get out of here right now! I've brought along a Hymenovespula friend named Penelope that helped me get myself and the van back to you guys, but we accidentally lured Xerxes' forces here! They're gonna come here any second!
 * Serpentos- 'Penelope'? That name is familiar... I still got nothing!
 * Gilda- Guys, we need to take the diamond and get out of here!
 * Xandy- But none of us are Hymenovespulas!
 * Icky- One of us could be disintegrated if we touched it.
 * Gilda- What?
 * H-AS 2- (All soldiers point disintegration guns at gang while deactivating cloaking devices) Don't move, chumps!
 * Penelope- Gilda, I've taken care of the--What the? Damn it, how could I miss them? I mean, C'mon, that is so unfair!
 * Serpentos- (Seeing Penelope's face) That face...that voice...I still got nothing.
 * H-AS 6- Get the diamond! But be careful, because we can't touch it! (H-AS 9 gets diamond with antigravity gun, and levitates it into bag)
 * H-AS 12- We did it, boys!
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK!
 * H-AS 12- Not so fast, Lodgers! (Blasts temple roof with plasma cannon) See you later, Cronculator! (All soldiers teleport away)
 * Xandy- Crap, the whole place is going down! Brace yourselves!
 * Serpentos- We gotta get out of he--(Gets bonked on the head by debris) Ooh, baby! (Faints, and entire temple collapses on the entire Lodge)
 * Warrior 2- And so ends the new heroes of our UUniverses. Let's go before they pop out like tulasies! (All soldiers take off in jets with diamond)

Chapter 8- The Chosen One Revealed
Collapsed Temple Xerxes fortress. Bucking city.
 * SpongeBob- (Pops out of rubble coughing) Ugh, I've got debris in my pores! (Sandy, Xandy, Iago, Serpentos, and other Lodgers pop out of rubble)
 * Iago- Yeah? Well I've got debris in places I didn't even know I had!
 * Icky- Damn it, we've lost the diamond! We failed! Xandy's kind is doomed!
 * Xandy- NO! WE WERE SO CLOSE! (Cries)
 * Skipper- (Penguins crying) J-just think of monster trucks...
 * Alex- Guys, why are we giving up? We're still not done yet!
 * Skipper- But we failed on getting the diamond! Now it's in the hands of that bitchy Xerxes! Now he's going to use it to kill off every Hydrocabiais in the UUniverses. They're already halfway to his palace by now! We'll never make it in time!
 * Penelope- Well...(Sobs)...I guess this is goodbye to those adorable creatures. I'll never forget them.
 * Serpentos- Hold on, everyone! I just remembered! That pile of rubble hitting me on the head just made me remember who The Chosen One is. Penelope?
 * Penelope- Yes? What is it?
 * Serpentos- I was hoping I wouldn't have to say this...YOU are the Chosen One.
 * Penelope- (Gasps)...Me? I'M The Chosen One? You can't be serious! I don't believe this!
 * Serpentos- I'm telling you, It's all come back to me, and I know it's YOU who has been destined to wield the Diamond of The Ancients! YOU are the Chosen One!
 * Penelope- I...I don't believe it! It just can't be!
 * Gilda: "Wait, that's why Xerxes wants some theripess captured? because she is the supposed to weild that thing?"
 * Penelope- Well, actually, I don't think he knew that during that time.
 * Icky: "As concerningly stupid as that sounds, now's not the time to lampshade, we need to blow this popstand!"
 * Merlin: "No problem! TELAPORTUS!"
 * Lougers, allies, and van teleported out of here!
 * A heavly armed soldier places the bag down.
 * Soldier: "The dimond, my lord."
 * Xerxes: "Exsellent. let's give this bad boy, a test run."
 * Xerxes pulls out his spear uses it to safely pick up the diamond.
 * Xerxes: "Men, to bucking city!"
 * the Hydros were celebrating hard, thinking that Xerxes would soon fail hard, when suddenly-
 * a huge flying warship arrived. Xerxes face appeared.
 * Xerxes: "BEHOLD, SEA SQUIRLS! I BRING YOUR DOOM!"
 * TV vanishes, showing Xerxes on a platform, with the Diamond in prisoned in his spear.
 * Hydros panic and run!
 * Xerxes raised his spear, and fired a huge zap! destroying the entire city! no Hydros survived.
 * Xerxes: "There. my revenge.... Completed. Kung Hao."
 * A horrorfived Kung Hao looked at Xerxes.
 * Xerxes: "Prepare a press converence with the other nations. the Metavinsalamanders are now suprime!"
 * Kung Hao: "Uh, yes sir... Right away." (Warship flies away, and Lodgers teleport to Buckling City)
 * Xandy- (Shrugs) We're too late! He's destroyed my hometown!
 * Serpentos- No. He hasn't destroyed it entirely. When the diamond is free from Xerxes' control, it will reverse all the evil things it had been forced to do.
 * Xandy- Oh, thank goodness!
 * Serpentos- However, if he destroys the entire Xydrocabiais species, then the effect will be permanent. By then, the diamond cannot fix it.
 * Sandy- Then we'd best hurry!
 * Penelope- Yes. And I know just how to do it! I must retrieve that spear, and use it to reverse Xerxes' evil antics. Then Xandy can take care of Xerxes.
 * Gilda- Good thinking, Chosen One!
 * Po- Let's go! Let's go--wait a minute! Where in this world is Xerxes' palace located?
 * Xandy- Well, I'm the only one who knows where his kingdom is. It's in a swampy land 20 miles from here.
 * Lord Shen- A swamp 20 miles from here? You've got to be kidding me.
 * SpongeBob- Relax, Lord Shen. We can get there in the van.
 * Gilda- Yeah, but it just needs to be fixed a bit.
 * Skipper- WHAT?!? Kowalski, cover the Private's ears! I intend to use my angry words! (Kowalsk and Rico cover Private's ears, and Skipper yells extremely loud jibber-talk, which collapses a destroyed building in the destroyed city)
 * Rico- Wow!
 * Private- I still heard!
 * Merlin- Not to worry, everyone. Jetstorm taught me his TechnoRepair spell days ago. I'll handle this one. (Uses magic spell to repair van) There we go.
 * Icky- Nice going, Merlin! Now let's get going! (All Lodgers and allies enter fixed van, and take off in super speed)

Chapter 9- Battle For The Diamond
at the press converence. Elsewhere in the swamp Cliff
 * A relucnet Kung Hao stands before the other animal nations.
 * Kung Hao: Other animal nations, it is with, fear of being horrendusly punished, i present to you, the new emperor of the United Universes: Lord Xerxes.
 * a huge cloud of smoke appeared, and Xerxes was there, with the diamond still in his spear."
 * everyone gasped to see this.
 * Xerxes: "Behold! the diamond of the anicents, in my hands! my greatness, no longer ignored! and my wrath, proven serious, I defeated these new heroes, Xandy, and wiped out all the sea squirls. may their destruction serve as an exsample, that I, Xerxes, is not to be fooled with! But soon, the rest of the Hydrocabiais in these UUniverses will be long gone. Now, other nations, bow down, to your god!"
 * the other nations paniced, and bowed.
 * Xerxes: "And i also want the leaders of the nations, to surrender their kingdoms, to me, that is, if you value their lives, and don't the last thing they see, is my and my godly staff!"
 * the leaders tossed their crowns at the feet of Xerxes.
 * Xerxes: "Yes! now go back to bowing down to the slayer of Xandy!"
 * Xandy- (Swimming through swamp waters to check for any Metavincemander guards, but the way seemed clear, and Xandy surfaces) The way is clear. Now follow me! And be careful. If you can't swim, I'll help you. (Swims down waters as the Lodgers and allies followed, and Xandy spots some guards swimming under swamp waters waiting for intruders)("Oh, boy! C'mon, Xandy, you've got a job to do, so just stop complaining and start punching.")(Xandy paddles toward guards, and defeats them) (Gasps for air) I hate underwater fights!
 * Tigress- So what's the plan, Chosen One?
 * Penelope- Well, I'll tell you! Xandy? You, SpongeBob, and Sandy will do air-to-air combat; The Flightless Lodgers will do ground-to-ground combat; and the Aerial Lodgers will do air-to-ground combat. You all know what I mean?
 * Kowalski- Not even remotely.
 * Penelope- (Sighs) Xandy, SpongeBob and Sandy will find an aerial access to fight off the aerial fighters, and the rest of the Lodgers will fight the grounded soldiers. As for me, Gilda, Trixie, Icky, and Serpentos: We'll go in and get the Diamond before he moves out to attack another Hydrocabiais city. Got it?
 * Kowalski- Yes, Chosen One! We got it, now!
 * Penelope- Good, now let's finish this! (Group splits up)


 * Xandy- (She, Sandy, and SpongeBob are on the cliff for some reason because Xandy's the one with the plan) Guys, are you ready for adventure?


 * Sandy/SpongeBob- YES, M'AM!


 * Xandy- For danger?


 * Sandy/SpongeBob- YES, M'AM!


 * Xandy- For DEATH?


 * Vulturesaur.jpgeBob- Uh...can you repeat the question? (Xandy grabs them both, and jumps) WHOOOOAAAAAAHHH! (All 3 land on Vulturesaur, a bat-like lizard with a supersonic screech, Xandy sattles up Vulturesaur, and rides it)


 * Xandy- WHOO! YEE-HAH! RIDE 'EM, COWGIRL!


 * Sandy- Have you ever flown one of these creatures before, Xandy?

On Ground Sky inside palace. door to the thrown room.
 * Xandy- No. It's actually my first time. Just hang on tight! (Flies Vulturesaur through the sky) YIPPEE!
 * they were watched by Sgt. Crush, and a platoon of Metavinsalamanders on teridactyl like creatures called skaleadons.
 * Sgt. Crush: "I knew their destruction was too good to be true. never trust that blasted elite guard, the smug basturds! come on boys, we ride!"
 * the riders cheer as their Skaleadons jump off and fly, Sgt. Crush leading.
 * SpongeBob- (Looking behind him) Uh, Xandy? We've got company!
 * Xandy- Well, they ain't gonna get me without a fight! (Barrel rolls Vulturesaur to avoid hypersonic screech from Skaleadon, and Vulturesaur blasts supersonic screech at Skaleadon, taking it down)
 * Sandy- Yeah! Hasta la vista, birdie! (Skaleadon swoops down toward Vulturesaur, but Vulturesaur dodges attack)
 * SpongeBob- This is so awesome! (Vulturesaur does awesome maneuver across Skaleadons (what kind of manuver?)) Holy crud!
 * Sandy- I had no idea a creature like this could pull a move like that!
 * Xandy- And neither did Xerxes!
 * SpongeBob- (Takes out a Jelly Launcher (From SpongeBob SuperSponge game), and fires jellyfish at Skaleadon, and the jellyfish stings take it down) YEAH! That's how we do it in MY neighborhood, bitch!
 * Kung Hao- My Lord, the Shell Lodge Squad and their allies are alive, and their attacking. I've also heard from one of the guards that the Wasp Woman we captured last night was The Chosen One.
 * Xerxes XX- Intriguing! Do not let them succeed! I'm going to my Throne Room! The UUniverses will be mine! (Leaves)
 * Kung Hao- Uh, yes, sir! (Sighs) ATTACK!
 * Tigress- Get ready to fight! (Lodgers battle guards while Penelope, Gilda, Trixie, Icky, and Serpentos sneak into palace unseen)
 * Penelope- We made it! Let's go get that son of a salamander! (Group runs after Xerxes XX)
 * the Elite guards from before intervine.
 * Kung Hao hides in a barroll unseen, being too cowardly to fight.
 * Tirgess, however, did see this.
 * Tigress: "Po, secure that councilman!'
 * Po: "On it! but where?"
 * Tigress- Over there in that barrel!
 * Po- On it! (Gets Kung Hao to safety) Are you okay, sir?
 * Kung Hao- Sure. But I just don't believe I'm being involved in this...this...nonsense! Xerxes XX killed each and every Hydrocabiais in that city, and I can't do anything about it.
 * Tigress- Interesting. A Metavincemander that isn't truly evil. Perhaps he can be of use to us. Where's Xerxes XX, sir?
 * Kung Hao- Uhh...(Sighs) I was hoping I wouldn't have to do this. He's hiding in his Throne Room. But be careful, he's too dangerous with that septar of his.
 * Po- Really? I thought it was a spear.
 * Kung Hao- Well, that doesn't really matter. What really matters is that you've got to stop him! He's going on his next attack any minute!
 * Kaa- There! That's the last guard! We've got them all, guys!
 * Xandy- (Vulturesaur supersonic screams at Skaleadon, taking it down) WHAT?
 * Kaa- WE'VE TAKEN DOWN ALL THE GUARDS! WE'VE GOT TO GET MOVING!
 * Xandy- Alright, you two, let's get our diamond--(Skaleadon charges into Vulturesaur, causing it to fall) WE'RE HIT! OH MY, GOD, WE'RE LOSING ALTITIUDE!
 * Warrior Flier- See you later, Hydrocabiais!
 * Xandy- (Vulturesaur continues falling) Hold on to these, you two.(Sandy and SpongeBob hold sattles) I'm gonna take this Bullgrus by the horns! (Performs CPR on Vulturesaur) Ugh, tastes like fish! (Continues CPR)
 * SpongeBob- Okay, that's just weird! (Vulturesaur is still falling) Sandy, I want you to know I love you!
 * Sandy- I love you, too!
 * Xandy- SNAP OUT OF IT, C'MON! (Smacks Vulturesaur's nose, and Vulturesaur wakes up) Alright, you two, PULL! (All 3 pull sattles as hard as they can, and the Vulturesaur is airborn again)
 * SpongeBob- Are we dead?
 * Sandy- No! WE'RE STILL ALIVE! HA-HAH!
 * Warrior Flier- Damn it, I was so close! (Vulturesaur fires supersonic blast at Skaleadon, taking it down) HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT--(Crash!)
 * Xandy- (Lands Vulturesaur, and all 3 hop off of it) Thanks for your help, my lizard-battus friend!
 * Vulturesaur- Oh, it was nothing, really! I haven't flown like that for so long. But I'm always happy to lend a wing to Buckling City's best hero. So long! All that fighting made me hungry! (Takes off)
 * Xandy- See you later!
 * Crane- Um, Xandy? Does every creature around here talk?
 * Xandy- Pretty much yes. Now, c'mon, let's go stop Xerxes! (All run inside palace)
 * Sgt. Crush and his creature intervine!
 * Sgt. Crush: "And where, do you think your going?"
 * Skaleadon roars feriously!
 * Sandy: "I was wondering where he went."
 * Skipper- Let's dance, salamander-face! (Skaleadon blasts hypersonic screech) EVASIVE! (All Dodge screech)
 * Spongebob: "The others made it!"
 * Skipper: 'Alcourse we did, come on!"
 * Sam- (He and Max fire at Skaleadon with rocket-launchers, and it actually works)
 * Max- Well, that was easy!
 * Sgt. Crush- I will not...be defeated...that...(Dies)
 * Kowalski- Well (Scoffs) FAIL!
 * Skipper- Alright, before anything else happens, let's go! (All go inside palace)
 * Xandy: "It's great we all caught up, but what's Xerxes' slimly little yesman doing here?"
 * Kung Hao: "I understand what Xerxes did, but please don't judge me because of him!"
 * Xandy: "Why not?"
 * Kung Hao- Because I didn't do anything wrong. I'm just his butler. More or less his adviser in some occations. But now that I realize that what he's doing can risk the lives of many people who live in our UUniverses, then I'd rather help you.
 * Sandy- Well, we could use a little more help...Okay, you're in.
 * Kung Hao- Splendid!
 * Serpentos: "Xandy, i know he belongs to the race of your great enemy but what prevented me to hate deathslaughter's race is, blame the indedidual, not what he/she came from. Kung Hao is proof that there is still good in the Metavinsalamanders."
 * Xandy- Yes, but I just don't think I can trust him, even if I could. How am I supposed to tell if this guy cares about my race?
 * Kung Hao- You want a Poulkey Leg? (Xandy's eyes brighten)
 * Xandy- (Pants like a dog) Yes! YES! I want the Poulkey leg! (Jumps for it, but Kung Hao lifts it higher than Xandy can reach for Kung Hao's moderately taller size) ME LIKEY POULKEY LEG! ME LIKEY POULKEY LEG!
 * Sandy- Uh, Kung Hao, what are you doing?
 * Kung Hao- It's a little known fact that Hydrocabiais love Poulkey meat. They can nibble all the meat off a leg faster than a Raboon can kill it's prey. You give one a single Poulkey leg, and it'll go gaga for it.
 * Xandy- ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND, I WANT MY POULKEY LEG! GIMME, GIMME, GIMME!
 * Sandy- (Giggles) She sure loves it doesn't she?
 * SpongeBob- That is so cute.
 * Kung Hao- Get the Poulkey Leg, girl! Go on, get it girl! FETCH! (Throws Poulkey Leg, and Xandy catches it with her mouth)
 * Xandy- Oh, God! (Nibbles all the meat off the leg quickly)
 * Po- Whoa!
 * Xandy- (Finishes leg) BUUURRP! Excuse me. Oh, that was sure good eatin'! That was so nice of him. Maybe you'll help us after all.
 * Kung Hao- (Chuckles) Piece of cake!
 * Crane- (Drops beak)
 * Mr. Whiskers- Well, I feel sheepish.
 * Xandy- Well, let's go. Boy, is Xerxes going to be pissed off at his butler.
 * Kung Hao: "Over there! Xerxes hides right in there!"
 * Xandy: "Thanks Kung Hao, perhaps i misjudged you."
 * a brutish Metavinmader appears, weilding a big ax.
 * Kung Hao gets scared.
 * Kung Hao: "Damn it! i forgot about Xu Boom! Xerxes bodyguard!"
 * Cynder: "Bill, Mr. Dodo, get the Councilman out of here!"
 * Bill grabs Kung Hao!
 * Bill the lizard: "No need to tell ne twince! (SCREAMS LOUDLY, AND RUNS AWAY WITH KUNG HAO!)"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Wait for me, you confound it lizard!"