Honor Among Criminal Scum

The Heroes Act have finally discovered clues as on where to find the Morecraft that helped them beat CEO Vacoh Quqe Blacktrey during the events of The Nuclear Winter from, of all people, the head of taking down other lawless worlds like Ataxia known as Maxxus, whom is a vestigial-eyed alien capable of seeing without eyes. But so have the Lodgers who have been sticking around during a trip out of their own dimensions. They back-trace the clues to a lawless system called the Auliffer-Wrague System, where even with the presence of rising and stronger law enforcement cleaning up even the worse of it's locations, mainly because of Maxxus' associates, is as of now still considered "a wretched hive of the criminal scum that have formed throughout the AUU's lifetime" until further notice, a for-now-perfect setting for the Morecraft and his friends to hide, and Maxxus says that he wants to find him, not to arrest him, but under orders of his employer to find and bring him a great role in antihero business as an ally for both the HA and Maxxus' Lawgivers. They discover the Morecraft himself, who goes by the name Solo Morecraft, hanging out with his friends in a shady place on the planet of Tewster as he introduces them to his friends and, when offered a chance for him to serve as their undercover ally for infiltrating highly-guarded lawless sectors across the AUU, he reveals that he left the clues to Maxxus purposefully to lead them to him so they could talk about the fact that, as an antihero criminal, he needs to discuss how he and his friends are gonna live, and thus Maxxus decides to help him in return for Morecraft considering being a criminal double-agent. However, word quickly leaks out about this deal about to commence, and everyone in the system is alerted and offered a rich reward of rarium to capture him and prevent him from allowing the Heroes Act to have a single impact on the criminal society even greater then the stronger law enforcement. And so, several crime lords, bandits, criminals, pirates, and other bad people decide to act fast. With their methods of transportation taken from them to the capital of the system, the heroes must do what they can to escape the evils of the criminal society, and dodge every criminal higher-up in the system, getting to the criminal leaders of the system possessing their vehicles, The Obsidian Hobnobbers, who live in a giant flying castle the size of Mt. Everest, and are actually doing this out of fear that they will shut down the system's "preferred" criminal society as they believe laws can create as much harm as they can create peace, and have a wider range of beliefs in the meaning of crime as it can be just as much a "peaceful" existence as a lawful world can be, as it was "proven" before in the AUU that laws aren't needed to create a peaceful society. However, the rising law enforcement has counter-arguements that those that WANT law and order have otherwise beliefs against the zealotical and ignorent crime leaders and said that those who aren't criminals are suffering from this sort've state and that the kind of thing the crooks want and believe in, is utter garbage. It also doesn't help the criminal socity that they just ROBBED the very heroes they so "feared" would ruin their socity where just leaving them alone would at least only make it that it would end with some of the more problematic crime leaders being taken down. Now thanks to the Obsidian Hobnobbers, every crime leader will be targeted because now they will ALL be viewed as a problem if the mere preasence of hero teams makes them react like this, and to atthive this, the heroes and Solo well take down the biggest meeting of criminal leaders in the secter, called "The Crime Convention", and strike down the moral of the crime-infested socity by taking down the secter president, President Shi Thole, who so happened to be the main leader of the Obsidian Hobnobbers and also happened to be displaying their victicales like a smugass as if the heroes are helpless without them. Natrolly, this will end poorly for the smug jerk and his insane crime-dominet rule. But the real challnage is, what is to become of Solo once law enforcement is turely empowered? Can the heroes figure out a way to make sure the legacy of the Morecrafts end peacefully? Especially when there's a member of the Obsidian Hobnobbers who has a better perspective of right and wrong than the others can POSSIBLY understand?

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Solo In Action Again
Wolbfe Prime Later...
 * (???): (An unknown figure acrobatically approached a giant sci-fi-looking warehouse with 'HPA' on it)... Solo, are you sure you can do this? The Human Protection Agency has been QUITE known for air-tight security, and it's Legion-funded security is top notch.
 * (Solo): I assure you, Smarty... I NEED to do this! If I don't stop this, Maxxus is gonna get the wrong idea about me. I can't risk being hunted down more than before. Besides, I don't think I should follow the advice of someone who wasn't a good protector when everything went south at the last minute.
 * (Smarty): ARE YOU STILL ON THAT?!? I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * (Solo): Oh, you know what you did! Look, that doesn't mean I don't understand your concern. This is by far one of the ballsiest things I've ever done. If I don't, then we're gonna be in FAR bigger trouble. I HAVE to sneak in, destroy all the files AND the one with my family symbol, bust the real culprit, and set things right. And do you recall the last time I followed your advice after we broke up? We got framed for a crime we didn't commit, and had to leave yet ANOTHER planet.
 * (Smarty): (Sighs) You're right. And when are you gonna cut me some slack?
 * (Solo): I'm giving you as much slack as I can. Now tell me, is everyone in position?
 * (Smarty): Well, I don't know. Are they?
 * (Pimp): Pimp reporting. The weapon systems are offline, and the defenses are set.
 * (Barrage): Barrage reporting. Support is operational.
 * (Protégé): Protégé reporting. I'm adding extra surveillance. Just got into the camera feed like you said.
 * (Squeeze): Squeeze reporting. Computer information at the ready.
 * (Sick): Slick reporting. Adding invisible support and sabotaging the important stuff.
 * (Tinker): Tinker reporting. Adding all the support I can. (Giggles)
 * (Eye-in-the-Sky): Eye-in-the-Sky reporting. Air surveillance all the way.
 * (Healer): Healer reporting. You need health, call me in.
 * (Junk): Junk reporting. Getting as much junk as we can to ensure these motherf*****s don't strike back.
 * (Solo):... And... Noob?
 * (Noob): WHOOOOAAAAAA-... Oh, thank God! That was a close one! Uh, reporting! Uh, what's my job again?
 * (Solo):... Distract the soldiers!
 * (Noob): Oh, yeah, (Chuckles), just forgot when thinking about how risky that was to my health and then forgot what I was thinking when I saw Maxxus' car comi- OH, CRAP! MAXXUS IS COMING! Solo, is it time?
 * (Solo): Not until I say. Noob, keep an eye on them. It's time I went into action. I won't let these fanatics ruin my legacy. Initiate Phase 1! (He jumps in as this music plays)
 * (Solo): (The one called Solo flipped in, blending in the shadows as he took out several armed guards, and the security was being shut down thanks to Squeeze's influence, until he arrived at the office of what he believes is the hiding place of the fanatic)... Squeeze?
 * (Squeeze): It appears to be a laser-lock that has over a hundred requirements to lock and secure it. One of the finest theft-proof human technology this colony of theirs had to offer. You'll need a key that automatically gives them all to open it.
 * (Solo): Where is the one who has it?
 * (Squeeze): Inconclusive. The key has some kind of cloaking device that keeps it from being located by my computers.
 * (Noob): Does the key look like a cross between a chip and the key?
 * (Squeeze): Affirmative.
 * (Noob): Then I think I see it. It's at my distraction point. Do I activate the holo-disguise yet?
 * (Solo): Yes! Seems like I'll need to divert them to my location. Can you do that, Noob?
 * (Noob): Well, I can try. (He activates the disguise as he walks in)
 * Guard #1:... Hmm. Who are you?
 * Noob: A transfer. I-
 * Guard #1: Identification card, please!
 * Noob:... Uh... I...
 * Guard #1: INTRUDER! (They armed themselves and chased him off as the alarm was sounded)
 * (Smarty): SOLO, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!? THESE GUARDS ARE TOO SMART FOR THAT!!!
 * (Solo): That's why I sent him to act as a distraction, Smarty! GA-DOI!
 * (Smarty): Solo, don't do that! It was stupid when we were kids, it's still stupid now!
 * (Solo): Slick. Keep the door area under our watch. I've gotta get that key! (He moves on) Anyone? Where's Noob's location?
 * (Protégé): He's entering the Southeast Sector!
 * (Solo): Perfect! Noob! Take a right, then a left, then open the closet on my mark!
 * (Noob): Okay! (He does that)
 * (Solo): Okay... MARK! (He opens the closet as all the guards knocked themselves on it and fell unconscious) Get the key! (He does that) Make a disguise of the guard who saw through you, and call off the alarm! (He does that)
 * (Noob): (On transmission) Uh, sorry, false alarm! I thought there was a... A... A thief. It was just an unsentient vrat. Carry on. (The alarm was unraised)
 * (Smarty):... Nice save, Solo.
 * (Solo): It's what I do. Now, Noob, since the disguise won't work, I need you to meet me on the rooftop using the turbolift so I can get the key and use it to open the door. Squeeze, the cameras are off, right?
 * (Squeeze): Affirmative.
 * (Noob): Solo, I like you, but please, don't use me as bait like that again.
 * (Solo): Just do it! (He went off)
 * (Eye-in-the-Sky): (He saw Maxxus' vehicle arriving)... Maxxus has just arrived. Noob, you might wanna hurry.
 * (Noob): I'm hurrying, don't rush me!
 * (Solo): (He heads for the roof, but when he makes it, he ends up facing guards that have his surveyors as hostage and holding him at gunpoint)... Crap!
 * (Noob): (Humming to the elevator music in disguise as a guard was seen at the elevator door)
 * Guard:... Going down?
 * Noob: Uh, no, this is my stop, actually. I'm here for surveillance.
 * Guard: No. We're going down.
 * Noob: Uh, sir, my orders say that I stay up here!
 * ???: No! He's right! (His allies were captured and he was held at gunpoint)
 * Guard #2:... We're going down!
 * Noob:... AHHHHHHHHHHH, GODDAMN IT!!!
 * ???: (In his office as the captured heroes were brought up to him) Well, well, well!... Well, well, well!... Well-
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: OH, MY, GOD, COULD YOU BE ANYMORE ANNOYING?!?
 * ???: (He shows himself as a large guy wearing a mask) Let me finish, birdbrain! I've got two more wells left in me.
 * Solo: Who are you? And why are you doing this?
 * ???: Why NOT? Your family is a menace to society, antiheroes or not. You do good, but you also do far worse on the side. I'm amazed people still look up to you like small fry here after all your treachery.
 * Noob: SMALL FRY?!? WHY YOU LITTLE- (A gun was pointed at his head)
 * Guard #1: Shut up before I blow your brains out, young man!
 * Solo: Now then, my family may be a little rough around the edges, but at least we don't hide behind masks like YOU do!... I mean, we kinda do, but we're not afraid of the UUniverses knowing who we are.
 * ???: Oh, what a laugh! I'm not afraid! (They watched as he took off his mask to reveal a Weollan)...
 * Solo: (Gasps)... YOU!
 * Weollan: That's right, Solo! Golton Oz Boxley! Top Weollan black marketer in your home planet.
 * Solo: YOU DIED IN A PRISON ESCAPE!! THERE WERE WITNESSES!!!
 * Golton: Oh, believe me. I'm a black marketer. I happen to know that anyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, will say and do just about anything thanks to the universal language of cha-ching cha-ching! I've been DYING to see you again since we last met. And when was that? Oh, right, WHEN YOU HAD ME SENT TO PRISON AFTER ALL I DID TO YOU!!!
 * Solo: If by all you did for me, you mean used an illegal mind-control implant on me and enslave me after how you betrayed my foster father, then yes. And why aren't these guys arresting you for that anyway?
 * Golton: Same. (They were revealed to have mind-control implants) And not just any. But mind-control implant DRONES! They are aware of their surroundings, and will do anything to one to ensure their operator's control, to where they are brainwashed and only serve me. Perfectly disguised, too.
 * Smarty: What are you planning?!?
 * Golton: Oh, it's so simple, little girl. I want to make SOLO here pay for all the years he took from my life. Day after day, I rotted in jail, deprived of all the money I earned, all the power I had, everything I worked my entire life for, because you defied the laws of plausibility, got rid of that implant, and got me arrested. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?
 * Solo: F*** you, that's how! (He was slapped in the face by a guard with his gun)
 * Golton: Well, it won't matter. When Maxxus gets here, I will ensure your little mission on my own lawless home planet makes you look like a criminal AND a terrorist. Your reputation will be ruined, and I'll get my world back, AND I'll rebuild it in MY image. And with your little robot friend here obscuring my system, nobody will ever know.
 * ???: Forget someone?
 * Golton: Huh? (Slick had the computer, deactivated the cameras, and showed it to Maxxus)
 * (Maxxus): WE HAVE A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST! SEND REINFORCEMENTS! NOW!!
 * Golton:... KILL THE- (The other team members came in, holding him at gunpoint) AW COME ON?!
 * Pimp: You were saying, fatboy?
 * Golton: DON'T CALL ME FAT! OUR SPECIES ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT, YOU SON OF A BI-
 * Pimp: HEY! (He fires as he yelps) Don't you ever refer to my primary birthgiver LIKE THAT!!!
 * Golton: Well excuse me for reacting to the fact that (They fired a warning shot to the wimpfully screaming Golton!) OKAY, OKAY, I TAKE THAT BACK?!
 * Barrage: Release your mind-controlled slaves! Now! Or we won't be so generious with our ammo!
 * Golton:... (Sighs), A good business man knows when he's been beaten. Drones, relinquish the slaves! (The mind-control drones detach from their hosts and they are shot and destroyed) AW COME ONE, THOSE THINGS WERE EXPENSIVE?! YOU DIDN'T HAD TO DESTROYED THEM?!
 * Barrage: Now, surrender our friends, and surrender yourself.
 * Golton:... Is, it not too late to say.... Sorry?
 * Barrage gave a "Are you serious?" face, then proceeded to punch Golton hard enough to knock him unconjustus!
 * Barrage:... I hate it when criminals tell jokes and make light of serious situations at the worse possable time.......
 * Maxxus came in.
 * Maxxus: I wanna thank your crew for the aid, Morecraft, but- (They vanished out of thin air)... Dammit, every time!
 * (Tinker): YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EEEEYYES!!
 * Maxxus: "DETAILS DETAILS?!"

Meeting Solo
Solo's Hideout Flashback Flashback... Present
 * Maxxus: (As he leads the Lodgers there)... (Sighs) I swear, sometimes it's annoying that he has to change residence. Tewster? A planet in the infamous system head by the equally-infamous criminalist philosophers, the Obsidian Hobnobbers, regardless of being known as one of the colonies of the classified yet slightly known Erasure that protects from evil by wiping identities of every category? Yeah, we have to shut down every lawless world we see, but can't he just choose a lawful world for Kraan's sake?
 * Gazelle: I think it's clear that he's more comfortable in the setting he was raised in. If he was in a lawfull world, he'd be arrested pretty easy. After all, the Morecrafts DO have a mixed reputation, right?
 * Maxxus: Nevertheless. The least he could do is give me a heads up. We were almost destroyed getting here.
 * ???: Come in, my friends. I've been waiting for you for quite a while.
 * Sly:... So, I can imagine this is the guy who helped me deal with that AUU-based sales business involving this CrimeTech thing?
 * Carmalita: It seems so.
 * Solo: (He came in)... Greetings.
 * Icky: I Knew it! He's a Sly Expy! And a semi-aquatic-looking one at that.
 * Solo: A Wahcoon, actually. But my family is ranged in biology since we liked to mix them for variety.
 * Gilda: "Uhhhh, mind Icky. He's abit of an idiot."
 * Bentley: Well, I guess that explains how you survived that underwater blow.
 * Solo: Exactly. And I know why you're here. Come with me to meet my teammates and we'll talk about it.
 * Carmalita: (They entered as they saw it was an underground luxurious getaway)... Not bad, for a criminal's hideaway. How were you able to afford all this?
 * Solo: When you do what I do and do both good and evil deeds on the side, and keep it at a lawful balance, you pick up a thing or two.
 * Maxxus: Well, so much for the old saying "Crime doesn't pay".
 * Pimp: Oh, hey, it's Maxxus...... MAXXUS?!
 * Protégé: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
 * Solo: "Hey, relax guys! He's not here to "professionally" deal with us. He's just here for a visit."
 * Barrage: "Uhhhhh, you, DO realise we'll have to move now, right?"
 * Solo: "Perhaps, but hey, at least it's nice to have actual visitors that aren't here to cause trouble. So, Tira, apart fromk Maxxus who already knows us, would you care to explain our friends?"
 * Tira: "Well, I'll started with how I came to be among these guys."
 * (Tira): Back when Ataxia was still a lawless world, we were in the same town together. Sure, we were all home-schooled, but that doesn't mean we didn't find ways to get along swimmingly. As for Solo? Well... (Chuckles)... Our first meet was a little... Hard to not laugh at.
 * Young Tira:... Hello. Will you do me a solid?
 * Young Solo: You're pretty!
 * (Tira): So, yeah, he did it alright. But let's just say I didn't play well in his life because, as it turns out, his adopted Mephean father didn't want him to associate with girls because of how his wife betrayed him, and became a secret misogynist. So, yeah, when I came to see him, his adopted father kicked me out and forbidden Solo from seeing me again. But... I kinda had to because, the next time I saw him, the place had changed. His adopted father was nowhere to be found. Instead, I found this big black tub of lard named Golton Oz Boxley. I discovered that he betrayed his father and had him sent to jail. Though I was grateful of that, what I WASN'T grateful for was that he had Solo enslaved with a mind-control implant. And one of the more successful models too, not one of those that you could just lazily pull off. Doing that to THIS model would damage his brain. So... After Golton chased me out with his shotgun, and broke my arm after shooting it. I healed in good time, and I thought for sure I would never-
 * (Iago): Hold on! What does this have to do with the others?
 * (Tira): I was GETTING to that, idiot! So, yeah, when I found out he was a Morecraft, I was sure that he could take care of himself. But he was like that for 7 months. So... that's when these guys came in. Though, not all of them. Not all of them are from Ataxia. Back then, there was just Pimp, Tinker, Slick, Junk, Eye-in-the-Sky, and Healer. Turns out, THEY loved the Morecrafts too. And they urged me to go back to try and help. But it turns out... Well... (She came in, and Solo already found a way to remove his implant)
 * Solo:... Tira? What're you doing here?
 * Tira: I... Came here to save you.
 * Solo: Oh, I'm fine.
 * ???: But SHE isn't! (Golton came in and shot Tira in the heart as she yelped as the yelp echoed)
 * Solo: NOOOOOO!!! (The word echoed as she fell to the ground)
 * Golton:... Hmmph! Sometimes girls who don't listen to the adults just have to learn the hard way. Morecraft, put it back on! NOW! (Aims his gun at him)
 * Solo:... (Before he could do so, something bashed Golton in the back of the head with a frying pan as he fell unconscious)
 * Pimp: (The one carrying the frying pan)... I think bashing people with frying pans is my FAVORITE way to knock a bastard out.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: TIRA! (They saw her unconscious)... No!...
 * Solo:... Guys! I think I saw an artificial heart implant in the market place. Golton said he had an ill-gotten fortune locked around here somewhere. We can use it to afford the heart and heal her.
 * Junk: You think you can get him to talk?
 * Solo: Oh, I'll figure SOMETHING out!
 * (Tira):... Well, Solo didn't tell me the details of THAT since I wasn't there to know about it since... Yeah... He blew my heart out.
 * (Pimp): OH, HELL, YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY! I even had it recorded on tape!
 * (Tinker): (Muffled as Golton recovered)... Is he waking up?
 * (Solo): (Muffled) I think so, he's moving.
 * (Tinker): (Muffled) Then allow me to give him an avenging welcome! (As Golton quickly recovered) WAKE DA F*** UUUUP!!!
 * Golton: AW, ARBASUS KRAAN, I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE!!
 * Solo: Alright, Golton! Enough is enough! You killed my friend, and now you're going to tell us where you hid your money so we can get a new prosthetic heart for her.
 * Golton:... Or WHAT? You're gonna have the retarded Ferusulox there bash me again?
 * Pimp: Retarded asshole? WHAT THE F*** DID YOU JUST F*****G SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM THE DESCENDANT OF ATAXIA'S BEST LAW ENFORCERS...
 * Tinker: (As he droned on, she sighed) Dagnabbit, Ballut!
 * Solo: Oh, we'll do worse than that! We'll call the police!
 * Golton: Oh, you wouldn't DARE call the police, because if you do that, YOUR ass is gonna be arrested as well since you're a black marketer yourself.
 * Solo: Yeah? Well at least I didn't murder a 14-year-old girl, AND use illegal technology for enslavement.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: HAH! Burn!
 * Solo: So yeah, even if I do get arrested, they'll at least know that I saved a person's life, especially since I'm a Morecraft. They'll only have me in jail for a week. You, though? Your crimes will not be excused.
 * Golton: You'll only be using STOLEN money to aid your little girlfriend, you aquatic vrat!
 * Solo: Says the guy who earned it through criminal means.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: WHAAAT?!? DOUBLE BURN!!
 * Golton: So you think you'll be spared THAT easily just because of your family? HAH! The world doesn't work that way, kiddo. No cop is just gonna spare you because of your history. Cops don't accept bribes. All they do is count them into charges.
 * Solo: You think I'm stupid just because I'm 17? That's always been your flaw. You judge people by their age, consent, or anything else. I'm not going to be scared of you, because you no longer control me. You don't really need a bribe if you have a probable cause. I'll do beneficial things, while you have no alibi. Slavery, possession of illegal mind-control technology, AND murder. That's FAR worse than black market work and using contraband money. You can betray my father, and you can enslave me with a small machine. But you do not, I repeat, YOU DO NOT, HURT, MY, FRIENDS!
 * Golton: You think you can tell ME what to do, you foolish child? I am Golton Oz Boxley! I'm a clever adult, and you're just a stupid kid playing hero.
 * Tinker: Maybe he knows better than YOU, tough guy!
 * Pimp:... But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it!! (Takes out his gun) You’re f******g dead, fatso.
 * Golton:... First of all, watch that racist mouth of yours because we Weollans are sensitive to our size. Second, you're WAY too young to be carrying a gun, NOR do you get a permit that early. All you're doing is making the hero here look more criminal than-
 * Pimp: (Shows him his permit)... And, I'm 21!
 * Golton:...
 * Pimp: So, last chance, dickweed! Give us the information before I see what makes you so fat, you f*****g fatass!
 * Golton: I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU BETTER QUIT CALLING ME FAT BEFORE I SLICE THAT GUN-HOLDING ARM OFF OF-
 * Pimp: Last chance up, prepare to die-
 * Golton: (He was crying) OKAY, OKAY, THE VAULT IS IN THE HIDDEN DRAWER BENEATH THE FLOOOOOOORRRR!!
 * Solo: (They find it)... What's the combination?
 * Golton: O-O-Oh, God!
 * Pimp: Tell him, OR I SHOOT OFF YOUR T*******S!!!
 * Golton: (Distraught) IT'S TEN, TWENTY, THIRTY, FORTY, FIFTY, SIXTY, SEVENTY, EIGHTY, NINETY, AND NINETY-NIIIIIIIIIiiiinne!! (He cries)
 * Junk:... THAT'S THE STUPIDEST COMBINATION I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!! It's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
 * (Icky): Hey, at least it wasn't 1-2-3-4-5, or something like that.
 * (Solo): Funny thing, Tira had that on HER luggage once.
 * (Tira): SOLO!
 * (Solo): Anyway... We got the money, and we dealt with Golton personally.
 * Pimp: (Sets the gun to stun) Alright, fatboy! Any last words before you wake up behind bars?
 * Golton:... I- (He blasted him unconscious)
 * Pimp: (Laughs out loud) His face, man, (Laughs) f***! (Laughs) Oh, now, that s*** is priceless!
 * Solo: Well, we got what we need. Let's get that heart.
 * (Solo): And that's how we saved Tira's life.
 * (Carmalita):... Wow! That was quite brutal, but in a good way. I mean, as good as you can be like Cooper here.
 * (Sly): Indeed. I'm starting to think you're me in these UUniverses.
 * (Icky): You just read my mind.
 * (Solo): Anyway, Tira, continue.
 * (Tira): Uh... What do I say?
 * (Solo): How about the story of how we broke up?
 * (Tira):... I'm... Still a little sensitive about that.
 * (Noob): Miss Wheeper, I think they deserve to know. You were quite mean to much of us.
 * (Maxxus): I agree. Listening to your transmissions before you got Golton into our custody made me learn that you two... Well...
 * (Icky): Get along as nicely as Link and Zelda in their 1989 cartoon?
 * (Maxxus): Huh?
 * (Icky): Lemme give you a hint: "ExcUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!"
 * (Maxxus): Then, yes.
 * (Tira): (Sighs) Fine. I'm not gonna hide it anymore. I kinda feel awful for it, too. I kinda made Solo do more solids for me when we were kids. Sometimes, they got him in trouble, sometimes they embarrassed him. But when we assembled the team after they rescued me, I... Kinda wasn't being the friend, OR girlfriend, I was supposed to be.
 * (Tira): It was especially apparent at times when I cared more about my other friends' concerns more than I did Solo's or even Protégé's or Noob's. One time, on Noob's first mission, he f***** up a mission involving a sabotage, and my scolding kinda ended with him crying, as he tried to tell me that Pimp was being a total annoyance to him. His rants caused him to screw up programming the bomb even though he was just trying to help in his own annoying fashion, and I refused to see that until Solo called me out for it. I forced Noob to apologize, and Solo didn't take how I hurt the young rookie's feelings very well.
 * (Icky): Yeesh, lady! You make Tifa from Final Fantasy Machinabriged look modest.
 * (Solo): Guys, she's still a little sensitive about that. Just let her explain.
 * (Tira): So, yes, I made up. But that didn't stop me from-
 * (Icky): From implying prison rape through the line 'Four dudes at a minimum in every direction' because of his hair, right? (A slap was heard) OW!
 * (Tira):... He doesn't even HAVE hair!
 * (Noob): Not anymore. Lost it by headbutting this crime boss. (Icky scoffed until he was slapped again)
 * (Tira): Anyway, I threatened to tell everyone that he was a chicken the next day when he refused to go on another mission with us out of fear that I'd demean him the same way again. I especially didn't show much for Protégé. He was at best a guy who didn't listen, always got in trouble, and always proved an amusement for me because he was inexperienced in his family's legacy. But the one time that crossed the line, was when I ended up causing an argument that not only made Solo feel unsafe around me, but I kinda caused an incident that got us arrested, and nearly framed by a VA-era CrimeTech official. That was when he couldn't take it anymore.
 * Crimson XII: Well... That could've gone worse.
 * Barrage: I agree. By the odds of our success, I thought we were gonna lose.
 * Solo: Barrage, what did I tell you and Squeeze about bringing odds into this? Not that I share your concern, it was a close one. I thought we were sunk.
 * Tira: I agree. Besides, we need to be careful next time. You're still new to this, so you might need to stick with me, because after all that, I think you feel safest when you're next to me. (Those words echoed in Solo's mind, along with all the scenes of her being mean to him and his teammates)
 * Solo:... You wanna say that again, Tira?
 * Tira: Excuse me?
 * Pimp: Wuh-oh!
 * Crimsom XII: I think it just got worse.
 * Solo: Yeah! Repeat what you just said! About me feeling safe around you?
 * Tira:... Well... Yeah! S-Solo, we've been friends since we were kids, and we've been together for a while, I've always had your back.
 * Solo: (Laughs a bit) That's funny. Question. Was it not YOU who made the situation worse by not listening to me when you had the chance?
 * Tira:... Well... Yeah, I guess-
 * Solo: That's right! You did! That's not being a good girlfriend. After what happened with Golton, did you REALLY think that going through things your own way would work in the slightest?
 * Tira: WHOA, HOLD ON! You were under a mind-control implant, I didn't know what else to do. You weren't able to offer suggestions without that thing torturing you.
 * Solo: Yeah, and you were 14 at the time, too. But after what happened a while ago, I don't think you've grown from that. It's always what YOU want! I mean, Arbasus, you didn't even bother to listen to me throughout this whole mission. All you've done is make the situation worse since we started.
 * Tira:... Okay, look, I had my reasons. I was feeling like I was second best. THIS is why! I thought all I was good for was making mistakes.
 * Solo: And BOY, were you!
 * Tira: WILL YOU JUST CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE?!?
 * Solo: SLACK?!? AFTER HOW YOU ALMOST RUINED MY CAREER, I SHOULD CUT YOU SOME SLACK?!? OH, TIRA! YOU ARE SOME PIECE OF WORK! Honestly, I don't even know why I'm surprised you're this way. You've ALWAYS been like this. Maybe the reason you can't act like a GROWN UP, is because YOU CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR FATHER IN THE LAWGIVERS WERE MURDERED!!!
 * Crimson XII:... Holy s***!
 * Tifa:... My dad, was a hero! How could you bring that up?
 * Solo: Why couldn't I? He and his wife were fighting the force that threatened their hometown when your father got disintegrated. And you know what? I bet you HE didn't listen to HIS love either. Honestly, you thought you were second best? Instead of putting you in second-in-command, perhaps you could might as well be put in cabin girl role after that.
 * Tifa: Solo, I-
 * Solo: Don't ever speak to me again, you know what, we're through! (He leaves as everyone was trying to cope with what they just witnessed)
 * Noob:... Wow, did you f*** up!
 * Slick: Shut up, Noob!
 * (Brandy):... Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was a little too far, even for me.
 * (Solo): Yeah, I agree, that was too far. And yeah, it did hurt her feelings. But she knew she had it coming. Even Noob admitted before then that someday that attitude was going to get her in trouble and she'd have no one to blame but herself. Noob, in his child mind, rubbed it in her face, and I had him grounded when it hurt her feelings more.
 * (Noob): And believe me, his definition of discipline is best not mentioned.
 * (Solo): But, I'd have to be a jerk to not make it up to her. I apologized for my harsh words, but we both agreed that we don't be a couple again, and I decided to make her a second-in-command anyway, because even though she can be considered second best, she at least did her best to repent. I couldn't just leave her like that after all that.
 * Solo: So that's why I respect her as much as I can. All I needed to do was call her out for her actions, and that was all.
 * Icky:... Well, I guess you two really should've stayed together. You two are clear jackasses.
 * Tira: Anyway, I have developed since then.
 * Protégé: And if you didn't get much from that, I am Aerly Morecraft, codename Protégé, the first Morecraft Solo found.
 * Noob: And I'm Cosh, codename Noob and the fanboy of the Morecraft and the latest one to join the team. I'm only 12, and yet I still do a great job.
 * Tinker: I am Tecma, codename Tinker, a mechanic and scientist of the team.
 * Pimp: I am Ballut, codename Pimp. I love weapons, provide them for the team, I provide the brawns, and I LOVE to pimp everything we have.
 * Healer: I am Mena, codename Healer, and I provide medical support for the team.
 * Slick: I am Slary, codename Slick, stealthy spy and secret operations for the team.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: I am Eyles, codename Eye-in-the-Sky, and I provide aerial support.
 * Barrage: I am designated as A6-17, Codename Barrage, the tanker and heavy support for the team.
 * Squeeze: I am designated as SQE5, Codename Squeeze, and I provide computer intelligence for the team.
 * Junk: I am Jumoga, codename Junk, and I provide scavenged junk for us to use however we can.
 * Crimson XII: And I am Crimson XII, and I... I... Well... I'm kinda the pet, and/or comic relief.
 * Cloakblade: Well, isn't this a colorful group of characters?

The Obsidian Hobnobbers
Flying Tech Castle, Ofleyzunkote In Simulation Simulation Ends. Flashback Flashback ends. Cutaway Present
 * ???: (The entire area was an entire collection of flying islands in the ice giant's endless skies and bottomless pits as there were semi-lawless societies, product placement including those mainly being 'Buy battle bonds to protect your carefree lives of semi-lawlessness.', large cities of white buildings and pigmented plating, holography, metro stations, flying vehicles, citizens, and at the top was the castle, accessible through a televator, which goes to the inside castle where there was a virtual/holographic interior, and at the very top, there was a holographic room of holo-screens, windows with computer interfaces, a round holotable with multiple members, and the leader being a dark-gray, crooked-horned alien with a blonde goatee and back hair, 3 fingers and toes on his hands and feet, a white, blue, yellow, and purple holographic suit, turquoise eyes, and the OH symbol on his bald head)... (In a German-like accent) Gentlemen... Ve... Are in peril! And ve... Vill fix it all!
 * Tirasun Member: I couldn't have said it better myself! The Lawgiver fanatics have just seized and converted my home planet Qochora. I had to abandon it entirely.
 * Mephean Member: The same can be said about MY home of Ataxia. My brother has recently died since rotting in jail after that Boxley bastard betrayed him. I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIS ADOPTED CHILD FOREVER!!! I had to give up on it now that there's stronger law!
 * Scebuggean member: Herizon's lawless society is GONE because of those bastards!
 * Weollan Member: They just do not understand our endeavors.
 * Vocerkan Member: I agree. Being judged for what my race did to the Crucyds, AND destroying the Thexan lawless society I lived in was where I drew the line... WHICH THEY CROSSED BY CALLING ME A CRUCYD-KILLER! THEY WERE VICTIMS OF A PARASITE, WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO LISTEN TO?!?
 * Haelic Member: GoGey? They already know.
 * Vocerkan Member (GoGey): They called me Crucyd killer a month before that Zira mess.
 * Haelic member: "Oh, sorry."
 * Brachotops Member: Everyone, calm down. I'm sure we can end this once and for all.
 * Mephean member: "Oh who are you kidding? At the rate they're going, the word "Lawless" will lose it's meaning in reality."
 * Brachotops member: At least hear me out, you gutless wimps! Just as crime evolved, so did the law. We've had more evil in our UUniverses than that Alternate one the infamous Shell Lodge that ended the Villains Act came from.
 * Avatan Member: And yet they use the excuse that these universes have been wronged so much in history, they cannot handle lawless societies. Oh, so because the VA was borned in a "Lawless Planet", even when the lawlessness happened along side the VA in Peerdon, THAT justivfies catering to Law-Nuts?
 * Tirasun member: "Well, the VA origin IS abit of a grey area. Even after every single revolation, no one has definitive answers. And even then, even if the VA never became a thing, the order hungry USRA races would still go around and purge lawless worlds! If anything, the VA just ended up becoming another motivation."
 * Avatan member: That's debatable and besides the point! What good is law without crime?
 * Haelic member: "An orderly utopia?"
 * Avatan member: CAN I PLEASE GET TO MY POINT?! I mean, Elder Xomplex said it herself, law cannot exist without crime.
 * Haelic Member: But do remember not to take that out of context. Law Likers argue that there can exist life without crime. If anything, our existence just gets in the way of that. Heck, Equestia of the other universes is mostly proof of that. Crime is incredabily rare there. And a world like that, even if you consider certain circumstances, that's MORE then enough proof for law nuts to want all lawless worlds to be like THAT! The cloest to exceptions they'll allow are charity hearted pirates of Arda and those lucky sons of bitches in the color constailtion and MAYBE the system with the funny robots! The rest of the lawless community, us espeically since our goverments "Tecnecally" had a chance of surviveal before we pulled the plug? FOR-GET IT?! The Elder expected us to be wiser then that. She aided us to see that clearly. If not, she made it clear she could take all that away just as easily.
 * Cunone-Cauter Hybrid Member: Sheesh, what a bitch! After everything we did for her-
 * Leader: Do NOT refer to ze wise Xomplex like zat because of her actions, Phrick! She is looking out for us because it is her duty to ensure zat crime and law live in harmony. She ends zose zat take that out of context, and ve must accept, AND respect that. Unless of course you vant me to show zhose recorded words to her.
 * Cunone-Cauter Hybrid Member (Phrick): ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
 * Leader: Vundebar. Good kitty. Now zhen, ze Lawgivers and all law activists are vhat ve are here to discuss.
 * ??? "YO, Dutch!"
 * Leader: "Ohhhh no! It's our.... "President". Shi Thole."
 * A door was kicked down by "President Shi Thole", another Qohilan similar to the leader, except with purple eyes, and being a well-dressed-yet-at-the-same-time-technological asswipe with quite a smug face!
 * Shi Thole: "HA?! BOOM BABY?!"
 * The Council groaned.
 * Shi Thole: "Hey sorry I'm lateso, guys! I lost my invite in the mail!"
 * Leader (Dutch): "(Grumbles) That's because you weren't invited, nefpew?!"
 * Shi Thole: "Hey, Dutchy, now, what did we say, about being in my seat, huh?"
 * Dutch: "(Angerly) With all due respect, President Thole-
 * Shi Thole: This sounds like insubordination!
 * Dutch: This is a private meeting. I needed to ensure our meetings go unnoticed and more logically since last time when it nearly lead the Lawgivers here. SO YOU YOUR WORTHLESS SELF A FAVOR AND GET OU-
 * Shi pressed a button and sent Dutch flying through the roof and screaming as he fell from the castle!
 * The Members gulped.
 * Shi Thole: "Alas, that was my last uncle too. Half-Oslapan even. Oh, well, onto business. What was on the agenda?"
 * Phrick: "(Gulp)...... We, were talking about the law uprising sir."
 * Shi Thole: "Oh don't even get me STARTED on that s***! (Presses a button on his wrist-mounted device and shows a holographic simulation)
 * (Shi Thole): "Everywhere I see it, some of the best lawless worlds get lawifived by the law! Our stocks are down, our businesses ruined, our community falling apart! Our beliefs in crime being survivfal at a purest form is being challnaged, gentlemen.As you all know, crime and law have been the top norm for us ever since the AUU First Cartoonian War. The two, evolve, as they are in an eternal war where one law exists: neither one can destroy the other. They can only live in harmony, and stop each other from going too far. However, those like those filthy Lawgivers? They exist, to DESTROY, CRIME! They destroy lawless world after lawless world, and threaten our way of life. They fail to understand the words of Xomplex. All they are is law fanatics. They damage our criminal ways, as they care about nothing but peace, and to being forth a lawful utopia. However, that can NEVER, EVER, exist. No world is with true peace, and my favorite movie, Make Love And War, proves it. Lawful utopia is a world with no purpose for law enforcement. The same can be said for lawless worlds, however. The Villains Act had a moral code for a reason. Absolute evil is as boring as absolute law. We had to ensure in our reign that the two have a presence in each other, and in return, they accept our ways. Our ways, are the next evolution of crime. Crime allows us to hide ourselves from greater evil. From absolutist law enforcers. From anything too dangerous to stand up to, law and crime alike. We Hobnobbers exist, to show the true importance of the criminal side. We are too important to be destroyed, as we helped shape crime as it is today. If we die, so does crime itself, and therefore, so does law. We were there to declare the underworld Kraanmas to villains head by Lord Aoch, and urged any and all villains to fight if that power is destroyed, no matter how hopeless it is, and we succeeded. We were around behind the scenes when crime itself was in danger. We made sure that balance was absolute. Without us, there is no harmony. Without us, there is no purpose. Without us, there is nothing to be proud of. But time after time, the Lawgivers and other heroes who destroyed our perfectly-balanced lawless worlds, fail to understand our endeavors. And now, they are too close to taking us out, and they MUST be destroyed."
 * Shi Thole: "And WE will be the ones to do it. This is something that NEEDS to be fixed."
 * GoGey: "WE WERE GOING TO FIX IT YOU IDIOT, UNTIL YOU FIRED YOUR OWN UNCLE INTO THE STRASISPHERE?! He could've had an idea, and you-"
 * Shi Thole pressed a button and fired up GoGey into the same fate as he screamed!
 * The remaining members began to cower.
 * Shi Thole: "..... Now, let's brainstorm people. Come on, there's no bad ideas."
 * Haelic member: "Why not join forces with VA reniments and have them help us revitalised lawlessness in those worlds?"
 * Shi Thole presses the button and gives the Haelic member the same fate!
 * Weollan member: "Well, I, heard about a giant robot from the other universes, maybe we can steal that, mass-produce it, and-"
 * Shi pressed the button and sent the Weollan to a simular fate.
 * Avatan member: "SIR WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, STOP SENDING OUR COUNCIL TO THEIR DOOMS! WE- (Shi was about to press the button)..... Shutting up."
 * Phrick: "OH DON'T BE A COWERD, AVATAN?! STAND TO YOUR GUARD AND SAY THAT SHI THOLE REALLY IS A SHIT- (Shi pressed the button as Phrick is sent flying) HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-(Fades into echo)."
 * Mephean member: "..... Actselly, I don't mind being without Phrick."
 * Scebuggan member: "I am writing down buleprints for a crimeifyer ray that'll turn all worlds into lawless!"
 * Shi Thole: "Hey, see! The bug gets it! When are you making it?"
 * Scebuggan member: "It'll be finished in 60 years."
 * Shi Thole pressed the button and sent the Scebuggan member to the same fate!
 * Avatan member: "Oh and there goes our head of tec?!"
 * Brachotops member: "ALLRIGHT!? THAT'S IT?! I HAD ENOUGH WITH THI-"
 * Shi Thole pressed the button and gave the Brachotops member the same fate!
 * The Mephean member paniced and yellow lidquid was seen!
 * Shi Thole: "OH NOT ON THE CARPET?!"
 * Shi Thole pressed the button and sent the Mephean flying!
 * Mephean Member: "SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (Echos fade away.)"
 * The Tirasun member began to panic, screamed, got off of his chear and jumped through the window and falls from the castle.
 * All but the Avatan was left.
 * Shi Thole: "..... Well...... I'm waiting."
 * The Avatan member: "(Scared beyond belief)....... Maybe, maybe...... MAYBE YOU CAN DEFEAT AND HUMILIATE THE LOUGERS AND TAKE AWAY THEIR VAN AS PROOF THAT LAW HAS NO POWER!?"
 * Silence echos the room.
 * Shi Thole began to laugh!
 * The Avatan member joined in nervious!
 * Shi Thole: "OH THAT IS A KNEE SLAP- (ACCSIDENTLY TOUCHES THE BUTTON AND SENDS THE AVATAN MEMBER OUT AND SCREAMING TO JOIN A SHARED FATE WITH THE OTHER COUNCILERS)..... Errrrrrrrrrr........ Okay, that time, was CLEARLY an accsident! But hey, at least I can lay claim to the idea. Now, if only the Lougers are within distence of this place. (A TV Rose up with alarm sounds and showed the Louge Van)...... Hello, there....... Chance to glory..... Here I come."
 * ???: Sir? (A marsupial hyena came in)... I couldn't help but notice that YOU JUST KILLED YOUR ENTIRE COUNCIL!!!
 * Shi Thole: Are you wanting to join them, Alicia?
 * Alicia: No, I am just asking, how are you going to protect the Hobnobbers without them? I mean, casting them into the ice giant's bottomless pit?
 * Shi Thole: Bottomless pits? That's too merciful! I just fired them up so high that the fall will do all the killing! Ya know, like, when a guy falls out of a service ship and they die midair before they hit the ground! Now THAT'S grizzly!
 * Alicia:...
 * Shi Thole:... Okay, look, to be fair, it all started out with just punishing Uncle for not inviting me, then they started to give bad ideas, and/or they either began to disrespect me or ruin my carpets! The last two is both not my fault and an accsident! Besides, those hacks were useless anyway! Given what THEY were doing, we weren't gonna go anywhere. The last meeting proved it....
 * Dutch:... Nephew? Are you sure zat ve're going to go far since ve just lost yet ANOTHER lawless world? Phrick here says zat ve've been vasting resources and vhat not.
 * Shi Thole: Well, at least we're still alive and standing tall.
 * Phrick: Yeah, but at what cost? I mean, think about what has happened over the past few years. Everyone here has gone 700% over-budget trying to protect ourselves from the evils of the Lawgivers. Money around us is disappearing as rapidly as we make it. Even Xomplex refused to help us because she was too cowardly of her actions that she made herself stupid with a curse. (Mimicking her) "AH AIN'T S'POSED TO PROFIT OR BENEFIT EITHER SIDE WITH MAH POWERS!!" Bulls***! Can't that cephalopod see that it's HARD for us?
 * Shi Thole: What makes you say that, Phrick?
 * Phrick: Well, take Mister Masters here, third-in-command... Or perhaps the new second-in-command given the last guy's 'retirement', AND the executive of preservation of criminal worlds. So far, everyone in the Auliffer-Wrague System have called you incompetent because you've failed multiple times to stop the Lawgivers from taking worlds and switching our balances of 75% crime and 25% law, to 75% law and 25% crime. He wasted money trying to bribe, blackmail, or double our precautions.
 * Tirasun Member (Mister Masters): Well, like President Thole said, law evolves as much as we do. Times are tough for us, and they have grown just too good and tough for us. When it comes to peace, they advance faster than we can. They are right in their arguments, but they don't know how much effort we put into preserving the wonders and benefits of crime.
 * Phrick: Right. Next, there's Baron Oerum, our head of security and smuggling. His black market family provided ALL the illegal weaponry we can afford, INCLUDING that of the famous Qooler weapon line, but as for security? The brutal methods displayed by the Obsidian Force? THE THOUSANDS OF ASSAULT, BATTERY, DISTURBANCE, PROPERTY DAMAGE, MURDER, AND ANYTHING ELSE CHARGES?!? We've had to pay off judges, police, the assaulted!
 * Avatan Member (Baron Oerum): AND the witnesses! Don't forget the witnesses!
 * Phrick: Oh, how could I? (He itches like an animal) Because if everyone we meet with don't accept our bribes, YOU ASSAULT THEM, thus continuing what I like to call 'The Assault Spiral'! If anything, all you're doing is risking those guys calling the Lawgivers on us.
 * Baron Oerum: Become a leader of security. THEN you'll understand, animentient!
 * Phrick: WELL, SOMEONE'S GOT HIS RACISM UP TO 11 TODAY!
 * Baron Oerum: It's not exactly racism if it's true. Maybe you should learn to read.
 * Phrick:... You see, THAT attitude is why I'm here at all! We animenients are pushed around, treated like freaks! Only the additional kids in our litters that weren't able to make it are probably deserving of the scorn, but not those of us who grow up, have a conscience, and by technicality, are subject to due process of law. People these days are idiots. Anyway, speaking of racism, there's Mister GoGey! The head of racial relations. You should understand my words of racism. Your race had to put down the Crucyds for being beyond hope due to some freaky adaptable genetic parasite. Yet why do you think they made the old Zirago series and movies to bad-mouth you? Everyone LOVED the Crucyds for their funny personalities, their playfulness, senses of adventure, their sense of willpower, their lovable ways, and anything that made them a LOT of fun to hang out with. But after ALL that your race had to do, they seriously FAILED to listen to your reasons, and just took everything the corrupted Crucyds said into account, and took it the wrong way, AND dubbed your race's words AS racism until the Zira incident?
 * GoGey: Ugh, tell me about it! It was a deplorable anomaly that nobody would listen to us, and even portray us badly! I really HATE those people for doing that to us. I'm even the reason why much of the movies were critically-panned. I haven't seen racism as worse as this since the Phends.
 * Phrick: Hey watch it! I'm half something that was victimised by that Qoklara shit in Terror Month! So, you came here to balance out racial relations. You didn't want racism to cause crime, because not only is racism a way to cause absolute crime, but it leads to prejudice, which leads to fear, then hate, then anger, then suffering, blah-blah-blah! You wanted to ensure that racism isn't used to escalate into any of that s***.
 * GoGey: Exactly.
 * Phrick: BUT... The problem, is that you're not very good at it. Everyone doesn't listen to you because of your race, and you use the money to bribe them. But in the case of the Phends, bribery is not gonna help. All it does is waste money.
 * GoGey: What was I supposed to do, force the issue? That's only gonna cause fear, hate, anger, all that crap. I have to do it diplomatically.
 * Phrick: SPEAKING, of diplomacy, our diplomatic head, Miss Lolo Pollocks. Your job is one of the most important. Your job is to negotiate with people who threaten our existence, peacefully. But what's the point, if all you do is solve bleak problems by, again, bribery!
 * Haelic Member (Pollocks): Hey, everyone will do anything for money.
 * Phrick: But at what cost? Using money to bribe instead of reasoning with people in more LOGICAL ways, is lazy, and it wastes money.
 * Pollocks: Have you forgotten how much people hate us lately? This is NOT the Great Stagnation OR the Villains Act days anymore! These days, Chaos Incorporated is the best at profiting from crime in their own special way than Corruption Co. or CrimeTech! Nobody will listen to us no matter what we say.
 * Phrick: It's STILL lazy and wasteful. Now for Heimbigger, the head of black market management-
 * Mephean Member: BARON OF BLACK MARKET MANAGEMENT! I have told you countless times.
 * Phrick: I-
 * Shi Thole: Phrick, you will refer to him as Baron AND honor what he has done for the black market across the AUU, or you will share the same fate as our last second-in-command! Am I clear?
 * Phrick: But-
 * Shi Thole: AM, I, CLEAR?!?
 * Phrick:... I was going to say that he's not doing well either. Why do you think we both had this problem? His family was practically BORN for the black market! His relative was betrayed by a filthy Weollan... (The Weollan was about to speak) ASIDE FROM THE OCTOPHANT IN THE ROOM... And he had died in imprisonment... AND RAPED BY GAY GIRL-DEPRIVED LUNATICS!!! He was understandably upset that his home planet was converted by the Lawgivers, as much as Boxley was when HIS was converted by them. But unlike him, he chose a more fulfilling route. He had to manage black market development, INCLUDING THE ONE OF WHICH OUR FAVORITE HOLIDAY INDUSTRIAL MERCENARY, LORD AOCH, HAD TO DO, AS HE WAS A HERO TO US FOR SAVING OUR BLACK MARKET KRAANMAS! But in recent years, he's used money extensively to pay others to do his dirty work. The AUU Currency Troupe is no longer favoring villain society since the AUU Reconstruction Summit, and not just for money, which we'll get to in a minute, but for trade routes in general. There's no easy way to smuggle our products across the area, and we have to pay EXTESIVELY to MAKE it easy, instead of finding CHEAPER solutions. The person that helped save Aoch's career, can't help establish secret trade routes?
 * Heimbigger: Do you have ANY idea how heavy a penalty is for creating secret trade routes? All trade routes established are picked up by the AUU Currency Troupe. It requires the finest, AND MOST EXPENSIVE, of cloaking devices to keep them from being tracked. A secret trade route would be spotted and shut down before it was even established, and the penalty is not usually merciful. My relative on Ataxia knew this, and Boxley revealed it to the police when he betrayed him. His punishment was ruthless and merciless. It was despicable. So, you have to make sacrifices, because some risks are not worth taking.
 * Phrick: Risk? Risk is what makes crime in general what it is! The least you could do is push SOME limits.
 * Heimbigger: It's not that simple.
 * Phrick: I bet that's what your relative said when he made that secret trade route, if I'm not mistaken.
 * Heimbigger: WHY YOU LITTLE-
 * Shi Thole: Heimbigger, at ease! Let him finish. He does make a good point. So... Yeah, I guess Baron is no longer an appropriate title for you.
 * Heimbigger:... I will kill you for this, Phrick!
 * Phrick: Not my fault. Now then, as for what I said before about money, Scarlech? (The Weollan faced him) How is it that we are THIS over-budget? What exactly WERE you doing all this for us over the past few years.
 * Scarlech: Uh-uh-uh! Financer Se-
 * Phrick: NO! NONE OF THAT 'FINANCER SECRET' BULLS***! I'm sure everyone in the room, INCLUDING President Thole, would LOOOOOVE to know how you do it. If one uses the word 'secret' as an excuse, all it does is make one suspicious that you're cheating, coming from a dark source, or anything else. So stop being a big fat pussy, and-
 * Scarlech: FAT?!? FAAAAT?!?
 * Phrick: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, SLIP OF THE TONGUE-
 * Scarlech: (Shows them a hologram of him watching a little kid's show)... PHRICK, LOVES, GYRL POWER! THAT'S RIGHT! HE'S, A, GYRLY! And in his own private words, 'Gyrly as charged'! And that ain't all! (She shows them more)... HE M*********S TO NEARLY ALL OF THE FEMALE CAST, INCLUDING THEIR FEET, THEIR BUTTS, AND THEIR CROTCHES... AND MAKES PRIVATE PORN PHOTOS WHERE THEY'RE NAKED!!! (Everyone laughs)
 * Phrick: SCARLECH, IS THAT FROM MY HOLO-DIARY?!? MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? YOU CAN'T VIOLATE ONE'S PRIVACY LIKE THAT!!!
 * Scarlech: Well, that's what you get for calling a sensitive being fat, even when she warned you what would happen.
 * Phrick: THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE YOUR ACTIONS, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Shi Thole:... Unfortunately, Scarlech, he's right. That's too far a way of getting payback. I'm gonna have to suspend you for 3 days!
 * Scarlech: WHAT, AW, COME ON-
 * Shi Thole: DO YOU WANNA MAKE IT A WEEK?!? (She went quiet)... Good. Now, continue, Phrick.
 * Phrick:...
 * Shi Thole:... Oh, right, Scarlech? How were you providing our money?
 * Scarlech:... (Sighs) My adopted Salse sister provides me stolen money from tax treasuries across lawless worlds. She's a black tax shark.
 * Shi Thole:... You do know that black taxes are a form of taxation without representation, right? It works by irresponsible and criminal extortion, and we have grown beyond that since pose-Great Stagnation times! So... Yeah, consider that week of suspension declared.
 * Scarlech:... I'm going to kill you for this!
 * Phrick: Again, it's not my fault, you diary-reading conspirator! Now then, Bourne? (The Brachotops was seen)... Care to explain how YOUR job of being executive of magic development is going?
 * Bourne: Oh, well. Even Warlement AND Boll Zykes would wet themselves with how good I'm doing.
 * Phrick: (Dubbed as Linkara) OH, REALLY?!? (On a complex mobile device) Is THAT why our magic development is being threatened by people like the Magelio Elder Council, The Fantasy Council, The Grimsisters that were going to good, AND THE EVERY OTHER MAGICAL FORCE WE DEALT WITH SINCE THE BEGINNING?!? According to this, sales in the magic division are dropping like flies. People seem to be liking science more these days since our magic enemies started forbidding their use to our ways of life.
 * Bourne: They basically see everything. They'd have me busted before I could go pretty damn far.
 * Phrick: That didn't seem to stop Boll and Timoleon, smarty-pants!
 * Bourne: Hey, I don't have as much experience in black market magic as they do, so don't take it out on me. Even those two shrugged me off like all the rest since our infamy is too well-spread. Boll because of his 'moral code', which is a big fat lie considering his own soap opera of a life, and Warlement, because he's supposedly dead. I have to do this with limited resources. Smuggling itself is limited, and not just because of being watched heavily by the Troupe. Magic is a heavily-prohibited thing to trade.
 * Phrick: Then, use, magic, to, transport, them, you, idiot!
 * Bourne: Uh, hello, our magic forces forbidden us from using our magic for personal gain. We have to do it manually.
 * Phrick: Like I said, risks are what make crime in general what it is! Our forces are sure to-
 * Bourne: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT MAGIC IS?!? THEY SEE ALL, AND THEY DO ALL!!! ARBASUS, READ A STORY BOOK!!!
 * Phrick:... Okay, I was gonna go to Scolex here for his expenses in science and technology, but after you all practically shamed me in this meeting, I won't bother-
 * Scolex: I'm sorry, what? Are you saying that I'M the only one doing good here if you're going to be a p***ified Gyrly? Or are you going to once again show umbrage that MY experiments, are, quote on quote, unethically sound, extortionist, things not meant to be tampered with, or my personal favorite... (Chuckles wickedly)... 'Playing God'?!? Because if so, then MAKE, ME, LAUGH, BY SAYING IT TO MY FACE!
 * Phrick:... (Shivers) OKAY, FINE! God, Scebuggeans know how to scare the piss outta you! Normally, my argument WOULD be of how questionable they are, but in this case, how they are being financed, patented, and distributed through the lawless worlds, are of greater concern. Not only are the experiments of yours, HARD TO FINANCE, but it cost MORE to patent, and introduce them to the criminal society, and not just by the costs of transport, but because WE ARE ALWAYS TOLD THAT THEY RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE, and thus, we, once, again, BRIBE THEM!!! Look, I know money is the biggest power in the UUniverses, but bribery is NOT as big as it. It's considered a crime for a reason. You don't just pay someone to arrest someone else, because that is cold manipulation, and it is not something people do... NOR TOLERATE! Money cannot solve all your problems.
 * Scolex: I find it the only means to get what we want, honestly. Especially, when the money is spiked, with Maesters Mind-Control Serum, so they DO accept the bribes. Gotta thank ME for boosting the effects. (Cackles wildly)
 * Phrick: Yes, but leaving illegal mind-control technology in money leave TRACES for people to pick up, and pin to us, thus leaving ME, THE EXECUTIVE DIAGNOSTICS EXPERT, TO STEER THEM OFF TRACK, WITH MORE MIND-CONTROL SERUM! Frankly, with all this info, I'd say it's obvious why we're failing. WE'RE USING CHEAP TACTICS, AND CHEATING OUR WAY TO PRESERVATION! President Thole, I hope you have a plan, because this could be our last chance.
 * Dutch: I agree vith ze Gyrly. Nephew, I trust you have a plan to fix zhis!
 * Shi Thole was sleeping and snoring loudly.
 * Dutch:... That idiot's gonna be ze death of us!
 * Phrick: "And why does my animal intuition say that's foreshadowing?"
 * Shi Thole laughs.
 * Shi Thole: "And Uncle and Phrick's intuition was right. I was. Well, except masters commited sueiside and I swear, what happened with the Baron, the actual one anyway, was STRICTLY an accsident. Besides, at least the Baron died, after he gave me an awesome idea I'm TOTALLY gonna take credit for."
 * Alicia: "..... We're still without a head of security though."
 * Shi Thole: "BAHHHHH, you worry too much! I can handle everything from here on out! (Leaves)."
 * Alicia: "..... He's gonna be the death of this organization."
 * Wanda-Sykes-like voice: Goddang right, he is! (A 12-tentacled cephalopod being came in)...
 * Alicia:... Elder Xomplex! (She bowed)... It's a honor to be in your pre-
 * Xomplex: Save me the silly formals, Ally! You do realize that, by doing this irresponsible s***, he has officially forgotten his place.
 * Alicia: (Sighs) Tell me about it! He's always gone so insane since we've been losing lawless world after lawless world. Every time we lose one he's like...
 * Shi Thole: (He reacts in ways similar to Anastasia Rasputin to failure, as it is in far more crazier ways, and it went in a similar fashion to the Mario and Sonic Go Berserk Videos of Dorkly, only more creepily crazy and comical at the same time)
 * Alicia:... When you cross him... May God help you!
 * Xomplex: And that's precisely the problem- Hey, wait! How in the water-soaked hell did I get here? I don't remember taking the time to get here.... AM I A WITCH?!?
 * Alicia:... Yes?
 * Xomplex: Oh, of course! DUH! (Chuckles) Me and mah silly memory.
 * Alicia:... I take it you're still under the stupidity curse?
 * Xomplex: Well, if not, then I gotta seek serious help. (Rimshot) Though seriously, yeah! It can be annoying and hurt those around me, but I still retain as much of my old mind because if I didn't, I'd be sacrificing a lotta good stuff in mah life. Anyway, Shi Thole has gotten out of control with his sludge of a organization. You know what'cha must do, right?
 * Alicia:... Me? Why are you asking me?
 * Xomplex: Because I seem to recall that ya wished for this life to go because of what happened to your sister.
 * Alicia:... (Sighs) I had to be reminded. But what can I do? All the rotten stuff I did in my life is what got me here in the first place.
 * Xomplex: Unfortunately, yeah. Ya committed illegal acts for greater purposes, and somethin' personal or fulfilling ones at that, as you were mostly neutral about how this hairy canyon o crime was bein' run not just in this system, but all the other hairy canyons of crime in the UUniverses. Shi Thole supported yer' single criminal mother, and how did she thank him? By getting one of his supporters arrested, when she saw things she was s'posed to see, and got your sister into police work. Hell, wasn't it not a-... Wait, didn't I technically say 'not' twice? Anyway, was it not a former member of the Obsidian Force that crippled her, because he was done bribed by a vengeful Shi Thole? AND with ya' former criminal record that couldn't be expunged before Shi Thole interfered, he blackmailed ya' into either servin' him forever, or he would turn you into the authorities, and with the criminal record he kept from going away, it means life imprisonment.... Wait, what was I talking about?
 * Alicia: (Growls) I, still, f*****g, HATE HIM FOR THAT!!! But what can I do? He has me under his watch almost all the time.
 * Xomplex: No, seriously, what were we talking about?
 * Alicia: (Sighs) Shi Thole and me!
 * Xomplex: Of course. From now on, I'ma going to make things right. I'ma give you temporary immunity to his tricks.
 * Alicia: Why temporary?
 * Xomplex: Cuz' I ain't a good witch now, get used to it. Anyway, if he does go too far, he'd best expect ME to be there, so I can give him the talk he oh-so feared!
 * Familier voice: "OH GO SCREW YOURSELF, GRANNY?!"
 * Xomplex gets launghed through the roof and out of the castle to the same fate as the council!
 * Shi Thole was seen.
 * Shi Thole: "..... I came back to get a quick cup of coffie and I heard the miserable old hag shit-talking me! Well good riddence! I hated that old chrome anyway! (Leaves with his coffie)."
 * Alicia was in utter shock of what happened.
 * Alicia: "I..... I..... I...... I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM?! (Runs off!)"
 * ???: AAAAAHHHH!! (Suddenly, a ghost of Tomplex came)... GODDAMN IT!!! WHAT IS WITH HIM AND HIS FGODDURN MURDER BONER RIGHT NOW?!? Then again, perhaps that's my own fault for trash-talking a clearly deluded madman and not expect a return for coffie.... Of all things. AND MY OWN FAULT OF EVER AGREEING TO MAKING THE HOBHOBBERS TO BEGIN WITH?! All I wanted was a removal of over-zealious, if not.... Otherwise benvolent, order! Now, I think we're better off with nothing but order if the oppisite kills you off for even so much as doing a confused girl a favor! Hmmph! Good thing I got continsicy plans in the case he's too utterly uncaring to even go as far as killing a witch. He really has lost it if he thinks killing a witch, one respondsable for his rise of power no less, is gonna solve his problem. Consider your reign approuching the days of end, you rotten idiotic kur! (She flies off using her new ghost powers to go through the castle)... Now, since I'm a ghost, it's gonna be hard for people to see me right away. Can't get Alicia out of her predicament for the moment anymore. Again, I should've WAITED to talk to her when she is completely alone?! What a worse curse to die with?! I mean, a stupidity curse, what was I thinking?! Oh yeah.... Remorse for aid of creating a world of absolute crime and choas because you got too pissy about a world of absolute order! At this rate, I rather put up with law and order zealots then this?! Looks like I'll have to see to this, 'Lodger Van'. (She flies off)

Criminal Swarm
Obsidian Castle Cutaway Present
 * Alicia:... SIR! I think... I think we may wanna consider getting new aid!
 * Shi Thole: Alicia, I don't wanna hear it, remember?
 * Alicia: Oh, yes, I do! And I don't think just two people will be enough!
 * Shi Thole: And what makes you say that?
 * Alicia:... The heroes have gotten aid from... A Morecraft!
 * Shi Thole: (A glass shatter was heard as he was shocked beyond belief)... WhaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?
 * Alicia:... A Morecraft!
 * Shi Thole: (He was boiling mad as a kettle sound was heard) HOW?!? HOW COULD THEY POSSIBLY-
 * Alicia: Apparently, they were present when the Morecraft took down Blacktrey and the New CrimeTech, and this Morecraft was seeking another meeting with them since another mission in their native UUniverses involving CrimeTech fanatics like von dar Bathyms and the Elecmand CrimeTech smuggler Tecster Volts!
 * Shi Thole: CONFOUND IT! WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS BY MY SPIES?!?
 * Alicia:... You, killed, them!
 * Shi Thole: Oh, right, I did! (Chuckles)
 * Alicia: Sir, this is NOT a one-person deal. You can't win this fight unless you have loyal people behind you, and you let them do their job like they should, instead of just killing them when they try to get you to listen for two seconds! By killing your council, spies, forces, and everything else, you're essentially dooming yourself.
 * Shi Thole: Do you want to suffer their fate, Weters?
 * Alicia: No! I am trying to warn you! Do you even HAVE a plan around this? There's no defense against this because you keep killing your own teammates.
 * Shi Thole: I don't kill them THAT much!
 * Shi Thole: (He does stuff like this, only without pre-budget mimicking sound effects, fitting music, and the people dying in his own special way)
 * Alicia: Really?
 * Shi Thole: Yes, REALLY! Keep it up, Alicia, or you may just suffer the same fate as my half-Oslapan uncle, AND that Gyrly-animentient.
 * Alicia:... Then I'll leave on one final question:... How do you plan to stop them?
 * Shi Thole: By myself, I told you! Now you will leave.
 * Alicia:... (Sighs) Fine! But don't come to me when... You know what, just don't come to me. (She leaves)
 * Shi Thole: What's she talking about? I'm President Shi Thole! I'm sure I can handle this on my own- (His mobile phone rang as he turned it on) Hello?
 * (Solo): PRESIDENT SHI THOLE!!!
 * Shi Thole: DYAA!!!
 * (Solo): I hope you realize what you have done to leave yourself vulnerable.
 * Shi Thole: WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!?
 * (Solo): Solo, F*****g, Morecraft!
 * (Patrick): (Laughs) Wow, did your daddy give you that name? *Bonk!* You're welcome!
 * (Solo):... Anyway, I hope you realize the consequences of leaving your own power to die after all they did for you. You have no people to back you up aside from Ms. Weters which we intend to clear of her criminal record FOR her and free her from your blackmail, AND we can get you since you're too insane to keep people who have got you this far around.
 * Shi Thole: HOW THE F*** DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?
 * (Solo):... Are you aware of a witch named... Elder Xomplex?
 * Shi Thole: Oh, yeah! I killed her!
 * (Solo): Killed her?
 * Shi Thole: Fired her physically into the stratisphire in alou to falling out from a service ship! Not very pleasent to go through.
 * (Solo):... You really are an ass.
 * Shi Thole: "HEY BLAME MY GROWING INSANITY OF LOSING A HARD BUILDT CRIMINAL EMPIRE FOR THAT?!"
 * (Sir Hiss): Good sir, you DO know that killing a witch doesn't usually end well, right? Did you EVER consider that this 'Elder Xomplex' would have, shall we say, an 'unfinished business pass' from the Boundary Cluster that allows her to get revenge on you for rendering her to an eternity there?
 * Shi Thole: PBBBT! There's no such thing as ghosts!
 * (Sir Hiss):... Are you for real? You don't believe in ghosts... IN A PLACE THAT'S NOT JUST SCIENCE FICTION?!? Hell, didn't you have a magic development member?
 * Shi Thole: He didn't believe in ghosts either. Never seen one in my life. Besides, how the hell did you even know about all this?
 * (Gazelle): "...... She attempted to ask let her help us, but, I couldn't find it in my heart to get over her self-rightious mistake of wanting to bring balence through an idiot like like and still left you incharged even when she acknowledged that it was a mistake in letting the Hobnobbers happen."
 * Shi Thole: "HA! I'm gonna assume you people are trying to scare me. Well IT WON'T WORK?! Your stupid space van is mine and there's NOTHING you can do about it! So (Gives an extended rasberry!)"
 * (Icky): "Oh you immature man-child fuckwad! We outta-"
 * Shi Thole hangs up on them.
 * Shi Thole: "And adios to that!"

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