Asper Returns

Mewni is healed from the events of the series finale of Star vs. The Forces of Evil, in which Star's nihilistic choice got her in serious trouble with The Magic Guardians. But when Star and all her friends and allies run away, and hide out in the Tavern at the Edge of the Multiverse, they begin asking Glossaryck too many questions about what they should do. When Glossaryck explains they cannot know, through a new spell, they discover to their indescribable horror that Glossaryck is a former Infinitary, along with that he made the Magic High Commission to make Mewni the most multiversally resilient world ever, even when it risked racism, putting it in danger to Outer Gods, even that of the head of all Outer Gods, The All Mother, the force that, while didn't nessersarly flat-out asked for the original Mewman Dimention's destruction, she was behind why the Outer Gods were so hard on Mewmans because their power was a heavy risk to the grand design and the balence of the Multiverses, albeit they ended using a solution that only created more problems with the Xexaxez, as Star's albeit now pointless destruction of magic thanks to Thaumorpheus quick then-after intervention, was a ploy, among so many countless acts of messing with time, magic, and universal safety itself, was all part of a gameplan to challnage the Outer Gods' belief in the Grand Design and to prove that a better relationship can be succeeded, thing is, all these actions did was made Star extremely heavy on the Outer Gods' hitlists, as now Star's actions are getting the most attention to Mewni than ever before as Time Councilers are distrupting Mewni's time, Deity Quellers are making Mewni immortals sicker with morality illness, A new less negosiable Xexaxez had been assigned to the Mewmans thanks to Star's stupidity with threatening the magic realms, Sleep Reapers are hounding Star's once Pardoned Outer God Friends, Pathmakers are preventing escapes from the dimention, Edgewell Guards are releaseing captured Devients to run rampent onto Mewni under heavy supervision, it's basicly Outer-Godly Judgement day as The All-Mother is ready to make her final move torwords Star in person due to extreme dis-satisfaction that the Xexaxez had deemed her too powerful to take on themselves thanks to Toffee's defeat. Everyone is absolutely horrified and admonish Glossaryck for not only keeping all these secrets, and putting Mewni in too much danger, but making the distraught Magic High Commission amorally agreeable, to the point that Globgor nearly kills him and the Book of Spells, but stopped when it was realised that it wouldn't go anywhere and that there's still the issue with the All-Mother that killing Glossaryck would not reverse. Now at their lowest mark, the group gets lost in the multiverse never to return, leaving the Lodgers to do whatever they must to find them. But alas, the rampage of pissed off Outer Gods, ends up not being the only issue. Not only is the Butterfly family exiled from Mewni by order of Archduke D'oughe Bagg for their endangering acts, the newly-employed Xexaxez and prosecutor of Star's trial gunning down Star and her friends and won't even hesitate to destroy other universes to destroy Mewmans, and two monsters named Prince Varlet V, the son of the original king and queen monsters during Mewnipendence Day, and his partner Medley, the opposite to Asper, but has an antihero side and only ruins instead of kills aiming to take back the throne of Mewni, Globgor goes back to the monster he was before meeting Eclipsa, only still vegetarian, and the worst of all, Asper has returned being forced to possess the body of a monster, which obviously disgusts him, as he hears about what Star did because of Mina, convincing him to take the throne of Mewni for himself with Mina as his sidekick while he reinstates the Solarian Program founded by his favorite queen, Solaria the Monster-Carver, and even aiming to steal Xoldier energy to become a Xexaxez avatar after learning monsters shared a similar fate to Mewmans making him realize that Mewni actually belonged to both parties, and yet because of his monster body making him more monstrous, he sees that there can be only one winner. He chooses the Xoldier energy of none other than Seth of Septarsis. But because the title of Xexaxez avatar has to be earned by the Xexaxez itself, Asper instead became a rogue nihilistic Xoldier intent on finishing where Solaria left off. Meanwhile, a cured Seth, who was Asper's equal with an equal goal of exterminating all Mewmans, has the opposite intent. With both kings of chess chosen, a War for Mewni has begun. With Mewni facing it's true final stand, the Lodgers must prove to All-Mother that Mewni is proof that universes shouldn't be destroyed for a grand design, and the only ones to blame are the masterminds of such interdimensional tyranny. And the only way to do that is to execute both Asper and Seth.

Star's Trial
Outer God Void
 * Thaumorpheus:... (Sighs bitterly)..... Star Butterfly. (She was seen floating in a colorful void with so many figures)... You stand accused of attempted universal destruction of an all too impourent realm. How do you plead?
 * Star: Not guilty! It was the only way I could stop Mina Loveberry from destroying Mewni!
 * Thaumorpheus: Is that why you were trying to deprave countless civilisations dependent on magic that would've suffered extinction or at the least crumble, because of a mundane exsample of magic's abuse?! I understand you wanted to prevent Loveberry from repeating a vicious cycle of hate caused by such, but that doesn't mean magic should've been exicuted and that other civilisations had to pay the price for one fool's hubris?! Magic is not to blame for what it's used for. It's the 'idiots' who use it. And though I do agree that Loveberry is the worse of two evils, your actions, were no less different then Mina's lust for ensured destruction of monsters! it is just an ugly extreme vs. another ugly extreme! I had seen magic used for WORST things, not just genoside, but ultamately, it's the idiot who was blamed for the cruelty, and the worse magic would usually suffer in reputation is heavy restrictions on a good day, a ban if severe enough?! BUT THIS?!...... I, had faith in that you would always make the good choices, Star. Mewstral and others were sure of it.... But you made it look as if that faith, was tragicly ill-placed. You allowed your mother's ill-choice to back Loveberry, to in turn betray us and the grand design, by threatening to destroy magic, because of an idiot's actions?! You dare be so foolish to blame such an important source of power for all of this Multiverse's power, as the reason for such hardship? Haven't you learned better than that? This is no better then Toffee's madness!
 * Star: IT WASN'T EASY!!! IT WAS DONE AT THE COST OF A FRIEND THAT I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH!!! IF I GOT RID OF IT, I'D NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN!! HE'D JUST BE ON EARTH FOREVER, AND WE'D BOTH JUST BE CRYING OUT OUR HEARTS MISSING EACH OTHER!!
 * Prosecutor: And yet the risk was worth taking? Removing magic won't end the bloodlust, Star Butterfly, there does exist worlds without strong traces of magic or magic-enfluenced places, that can still have inhabitence do horrorable things to eachother even WITHOUT MAGIC?! It's typical mortal incompidence and hatred that's your real enemy, not magic?! It, like all good and bad things, was a slave to it?! YOU, WERE BASICLY TRYING TO KILL A SLAVE, BECAUSE IT'S REAL MASTER MADE IT DO SOMETHING YOU DIDN'T LIKED?! (Star realized her error)..... I trust that face means you realised the gravity of your actions.... Be thankful the great Thaumorpheus was able to perfectly, photographicly remember all details about the magic realm and effertlessly replaced it like as if you NEVER destroyed it?! THIS, EVERYONE, IS WHY MEWMANS ARE DANGEROUS AND MUST BE DESTROYED!!! Star Butterfly has committed an act no better than the King that built the Interdimensional Empire of Mewmans, or even the monster avatar she defeated with a spell that shouldn't exist. She has proven the one called Toffee, correct.
 * Star: "ARE YOU SAYING IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER IF I JUST LET MINA WIN AND KILL OFF ALL MONSTERS AS MY MOM STEALS BACK THE THROWN FROM ECLIPSA?!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "By all means, Star, far from it. We are not saying it would've been better if evil had triumphed, and a vicious cycle had returned. What we are saying is that you should've just as easily slain Mina and snapped your mother out of these delusions! You litterally had the spell that slain an Avatar of the Xzars, and you never figured to use that?!"
 * Star: "ONE, I LEARNED THAT AFTER MY NIHILISTIC ACT!! SECOND, THAT WOULD'VE KILLED THE REAL MINA LOVEBERRY, NOT JUST THE THING SHE WASN'T?!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "Your compassion is understandable, but Mina is clearly doomed to be a mindless abomination existing only to destroy anything not of Mewman origin. Her relitive humanity is lost because of the magic experiments of Solaria. You had failed to learn that not every mortal can be given a redemption path so easily, even inspite of your interaction with Toffee."
 * Star: "..... Thaum, please, if it helps, I'm sorry about blaming magic for everything wrong, I'm sorry, I admit, that was stupid of me and dumb, it was DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMBY MCDUMBDUMB OF ME?! Are you guys happy now?!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "..... (Sighs bitterly and sadly)...... I'm sorry, Star. But an apology doesn't redeem that you still nearly endangered balence. Our upsetness with you, is the least of your problems. You incured the All-Mother's attention, and forced her out of her vow of non-interventionalisum, just, to get rid, of you. You have made yourself, a threat, akin....... TO GLITICER?! (The Watching Outer Gods gasped at this)..... The last truely desistating enough force, that forced the All-Mother's attention. Balence, must, be maintain, Star, even if there are those that won't want Mewmanity's tragic story, to end the way it will have to."
 * Mewstral: "(She and the other Outer-Pals were there) OH GREAT ONE, PLEASE, FORGIVE STAR, SHE JUST TOOK HER MOTHER'S BETRAYAL TOO EXTREMELY?! If anyone has to be punished, punish Mina, she's the catalist to why Star acted out?!"
 * Vonbon: "YEAH?! WASTE THE LOVEBERRY BITCH, IT'S HER FAULT ANYWAY?!"
 * Feartrick: "Mina is to blame for provoking Star into this! The Loveberry girl is to be the one punished?!'
 * Duster roared!
 * Thaumorpheus: "But Mina is not the one with the dangerious spell, now is she?! She wasn't the one, that attempted to destroy magic, and that of chi, super powers, and imagination, the sub-ciniaries of magic, and ruin, so many countless civilisations, because of typical mortal incompidence! Her crimes are limited to being attached to an ongoing genosideal attempt against monsters, though not equilly better by any means, it should've been met with another means, NOT THE DESTRUCTION OF MAGIC?! And I'm sorry you four, but you had lost your privilages of being pardoned as defects. It doesn't help your cases that you brought her back there after what she tried to do. In fact, I suggest you get a head-start before the Sleep Reapers get here."
 * Vonbon: "Fair's fair, you're, usually a chiller dude then this."
 * Thaumorpheus: "Even I, have limits, on how far I can be paient with the misdeeds of mortals. But Star's attempt at destroying my gift........ I figured Star was better then this....."
 * Mewstral: "Great One, please, at the very least just take away the nameless spell and destroy it, problem solved, right? It wasn't even created by Mewmans anyway!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "But there is a risk that it could be replicated, or given a worser successor, capable to destroy entire multiverses!"
 * Prosecutor: Indeed. The Magical Elder is correct. We CANNOT blame the villain for the nihilism of the hero if the hero had a dangerious spell of questionable reasons for existence. Two wrongs don't make a right.
 * Star: I wouldn't expect YOU to understand what it's like for mortals to deal with such cosmic dangers, because YOU LITERALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND MORALITY, OR MORTALITY, FRANKLY!!! YOU ALL ARE JUST JUDGMENTAL MONSTERS THAT TREAT EVERYTHING AROUND YOU HOWEVER YOU WANT, AND NOTHING CAN STOP YOU!! YOU ALL HAVE NO RIGHT TO PROSECUTE ME FOR DOING WHAT A MORTAL WOULD DO IN SUCH A HOPELESS SITUATION!!
 * Prosecutor: SILENCE!!!
 * Star: NO, YOU ALL HAVE A FALSE BELIEF OF PEACE!!! I know you guys. All you see, is hopelessness. Insignificance. How TINY, and unimportant we are, in the grand scheme of things, and how, INEVITABLY, we will be destroyed or consumed, or turned into mindless slaves by beings, that we can't even BEGIN to comprehend! Mortals like me are beyond that for a reason: HOPE. I believe there's always a solution. Always a way to defeat the forces of evil. But you guys, you... EMOTIONLESS FIGURES, YOU, THINGS, exist to tell us 'No, there's no way to beat things in the end', AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT!!! All the people we love, all the things we do in life, all the things that make life worth living... AND YOU CALL IT INSIGNIFICANT?! I HAVE NEVER FELT SO INSULTED FOR MY OWN EXISTENTIAL WHIMS!!! WE ARE ALL IMPORTANT!!! EVERY MORTAL AROUND US, IS IMPORTANT!!! I did what I did, because I was DESPERATE!! Desperation is a natural response to a mortal, and I felt that destroying magic was the only way to not only stop Mina, but stop other more powerful idiots worse than Toffee from abusing it!! I DID WHAT I FELT, WAS RIGHT!! Not meaning to sound like I didn't paid attention about the Magic Realm's impourence, but, hey, Thaum, you litterally managed to restore it like it NEVER got to that point, so, it's not like that the Magic Realms were destroyed FOREVER, you guys are litterally able to rebuild it like how the amish build barns!
 * Prosecutor: "Just because Thaumorpheus was able to do so, that doesn't mean he didn't had sentimental value for what he had to replace! Just because realms are easy to replace doesn't give mortals permission to WIPE THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE TO THEIR HEART'S CONTENT?!"
 * Star: Maybe not, but I still couldn't help coming to try and remove magic to begin with! Because if someone more powerful than Toffee got their hands on such limitless power, or if someone was to become godly in power with it...... Then we'd be doomed, because there's nothing that we could do.
 * Thaumorpheus: "Star, if it helps, there will always be forces stronger then the kind you fear would harm your people, you already exspearienced that yourself. Life always finds a way to balence out it's neredowells in time. Like the prosicutor suggested, it would've been better for Mewni's future if Mina's life was forfited for that of the many. Sometimes, maintaining balence requires sacrivices. And that, not every mortal being was meant to be redeemed."
 * Star: THAUM, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?! This, always looking at things glass-half-empty thing you and the other Outers seem to have?! (Mewstral and her possie tried to jesture Star to stop, but Star wasn't aware of it) You act as if all mortals are doomed to destroy eachother or always ruin everything in the end?!
 * Prosecuter: "Well, that's because, SURPRISE SURPRISE, YA KINDA DO?!"
 * Star: Are you really so down on how mortal socities function that you can't help but to feel like it's hopeless to do otherwise?! (Still hadn't noticed her pleading outer god friends were begging her to stop!) And you know very well that Mewmans FEAR hopelessness because of you!
 * Mewstral and possie winced at that, as Thaum was hurt by the accusation, incrising the betrayal Star already did to him, as the present Outer Gods become angered and offended!
 * Star: Such a despair is very destructive, and I WON'T let that happen. If something, ANYTHING, Mortal, God, Demon, even Outer God, DARES threaten MY home in such a similar manner again, I'll be there to use whatever outerdimensional-destroying spell I got, slice it THROUGH THEIR CHESTS OR WHAT QUALIFIES AS A CHEST, SO I CAN SCREAM IN IT'S FACE OR WHATEVER QUALIFIES AS A FACE 'WE ARE IMPORTANT'!!!!
 * Mewstral and friends were horrorfived by that statement, as is an utterly betrayed and broken Thaum....
 * Vonbon: "...... Oh my All-Mother......."
 * Star: EVERY, ONE OF US, IS IMPORTANT!!! Every one of us is important. And I will do anything in my power to save us all. I don't care how powerful you are because frankly, I don't care anymore. If you can't understand why, then maybe I'm convinced you don't need universes to operate, or dare I say with the likelihood of angering you too much, THAT YOU HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME FOR US MEWMANS BEING SO NIHILISTIC AND FOR ME WANTING TO DESTROY MAGIC!!! THAT MY ACTS, WERE ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
 * Vonbon: "...... She killed us......"
 * Mewstral: "...... STAR?! YOU JUST THREATENED AND BLAMED THE ENTIRE OUTER GOD COMMUNITY FOR SOMETHING THE MERE ACTIONS OF A CRAZY PERSON?! YOU JUST MADE IT WORSE ON US ALL?! (Cries) MEWMANS ARE EVEN MORE DOOMED?!"
 * Star realised her fuck-up and winced.....
 * Star: "..... Duh, that is to say, I mainly meant that whole "Stab you" thing to an Outer God that WANTS to be a threat, I didn't meant to sound as if I really am that crazy, and, okay, maybe I was just getting alittle too passionate, I didn't really meant what I said! Hey, Thaum, back me up here. (Thaumorpheus looked away in betrayed sadness)........ Thaum?..... Thaum, I'm, I'm sorry, please don't take what I said too seriously, I'm practicly a stupid little kid, I was having another over-reaction, I mean, come on, Thaum, we're tighter then this!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "(ANGERED) IS THAT REALLY THE CASE, STAR BUTTERFLY?! If we were "Tight", YOU WOULDN'T'VE DESIDED TO DESTROY MY BELOVED REALM OF CREATION, JUST TO MAKE SOME GENOSIDEAL EXIDUS BE HALTED SHORT?! The magic realm, had creatures and life in it, of which, were like MY FRIENDS, MY LOVED ONES, AND MY CHILDREN?! (Star realised she really screwed the pooch on this one) EVEN AS AN OUTER GOD, IT WAS NOT EASY SAVING THOSE CREATURES FROM YOUR, TIRADE?! They, did NOTHING to you! You were basicly trying to destroy THEM, because you were throwing a fit against magic being abused?! AND NOW, YOU BLAMED THE OUTER GODS, THAT WORKED TIRELESSLY TO EVEN ALLOW YOUR EXISTENCES TO BE SHAPED, WITH NO THANKS IN RETURN, AND TO KEEP MULTIVERSES SAFE FROM RISKS THAT WOULD DISTRUPT BALENCE AND LEAD TO CHOAS WORSE THEN WHAT MEWMANITY DID TO MOSNTER KIND, FOR SOMETHING THAT, AT THE END OF THE DAY, IS THE ACTIONS, OF ANOTHER MEWMAN BRAT?! WE DID NOT ASKED MINA LOVEBERRY TO DO WHAT SHE DID?! SHE DID THAT BY HERSELF?! SHE WAS YOUR ENEMY, NOT US?!.... At least, not before this trial......."
 * Star: ".... Thaum, I'm..... I'm sorry..... I didn't meant to, I never realised, I...... It's just, you Outer Gods are typically more better off then us, and-"
 * Thaumorpheus: "AND THERE IT IS, THE TYPICAL MORTAL STERIOTYPE OF THE COSMIC FORCES HAVING IT BETTER THEN YOU MORTALS BECAUSE OF OUR PERFECTION?! Star, this perfection, this immortal existence, this never-ending way of existence, has a price?! And it's price, is that we exist, to allow you mortals and inrealm gods to exist, SIMPLY BECAUSE?! Because we want to see, how your socities will shape themselves and morph their own destines, SOMETHING WE ACTSELLY ENVIED OF YOU MORTALS, BY THE WAY?! We eturnally exist to serve the grand design, with no exceptions, or face the Hyberation Realm?! Where Outer Gods, can never WAKE UP?! Our existence, is actselly sad, miserable, and tireless?! We rarely are even acknowledged in the Multiverses we tend to?! But, we embraced this, and why? Because, your socities can become viberent and beautiful, and worth the thankless effert. Allowing your races and spieces to thrive and become the greatest you can potaintionally be, and do right with others, under the teaching guise of inrealm gods, even if they are not always directly referenced or their teachings done incorrectly, to ultamatelty practice your freedoms of shaping your own destines, even if it's not always something we would've choose if things were different. And the one thing that could ruin that, are inter-dimentional empires. They want to control the destines of everything, and destroy everything they touch, and such beings, typically talk, just, like, what you had said, Star. Harsh as our methods are, we do what you deemed, "Vicious Cycles", because it is ultamately to protect those socities from ensured destruction?! As is, WITH THE GRAND DESIGN?! Something of which, you mindlesly, heartlessly, THREATENED!?"
 * Star: "..... Whoopese?"
 * Mewstral face-book-plammed in shere agony as Feardrick faceplamed with Vonbon as Duster puts his hands on his head like an embarrissed dog.
 * Thaumorpheus: "Whoopese?! THAT'S YOUR REPONSENCE?!"
 * Star: "I, I was trying to get you guys to reflect about what you always do, I-"
 * Prosicuter: "ALL YOU SUCCEEDED IN, WAS REMINDED THE XZARS OF THE DANGER YOU POSED?! THUS, THE XZARS WILL HAVE TO ASSIGN A MORE MERCILESS ONE ONTO MEWMANITY, TO GET IT DONE RIGHT THIS TIME?! On top of it, other Outer Gods will have to get involved as well to prevent Mewmanity from escaping so easily or having any other powerful dependers, so this time, THE XZARS WILL GET IT RIGHT?! I DARE YOU TO TRY AND STAB ALL OF THEM INTO THE "CHEST" AS IT WERE?!"
 * Star: "Thaum, wait, wait, I'm sorry about everything?! I promise, I'll have a more sympathic outlook on you guys and respect what you guys do! I'm sorry if what I said made ya think about Inter-Dimentional Empires, I say alot of stupid things when I'm angry! Look, how's about, I give up the nameless spell and it's book for you guys to destroy, and then we'll go our seperate ways and never be mad at eachother again?! I'll be nicer this time, I promsie!"
 * Thaumorpheus: "I'm sorry, but, on sheer princple and my duty as an outer god, I cannot pardon this, Star. Mewmanity has lost the favor of the Outer Gods for this threat to balence. You, will be presented to the All-Mother herself, to reverse your creation, to never appear again in a Multiverseal Rebirth. I'm sorry it had to end like this."
 * ???: "Well I'm sorry too, Thaum! Cause Star is SO not gonna go down like that! (Marco appeared from nowhere and grabbed Star and vanished!)"
 * Mewstral: "Uh.... (Does an Outer God Salute) Apologies, great creator. (She and the possie ran off retreating!)"
 * Thaumortpheus: "...... (Sighs)..... They're just going to make it worse on themselves....."

(Later...)
 * Thaumorpheus: (Sighs), So, as such, a more firm Xexaxez will be assigned against mewmans, and as soon as they're gone, Star will be next..... So much for this ending peacefully. I only hope that at least this will be the end of this mess..... Though, I was really hoping Star could've inspired even a limited form of change with the Outer Gods..... Now, that's never happening.
 * ???: I wouldn't be so sure.
 * Thaumorpheus:... (Gasps to see a giant golden orb with banner-like wings and murals)... It's you! The All-Mother! (Bows) What is thy pleasure?
 * All-Mother: I want to say that my reasoning for attending to Mewni matters has changed. I have seen Star Butterfly's trial. I heard everything she expressed about us... I haven't seen such a mortal with such courage and spirit in about a centillion years. I never thought it was possible after such a long time, but it's happened. I found a mortal... With 0-Bravery.
 * Thaumorpheus:... Pretty sure she's got bravery to the core.
 * All-Mother: You mis-understood, dear.... I mean, a mortal with bravery at an unreachable level. 0 if you will. Unlike the rest of you, I listened to Star's speech and was impressed. Not saying that she could've stand abit more cauton with her words, but she did spoke from her heart, though I agree she could've also benefited from speaking also with her mind. It's unrealistically rare that a mortal can say such prompting words to a being that could kill them thousands of times over. And as inconsiderate as she was... It's true that the destruction of one's own dimension causes one to fear hopelessness. It's happened as long as Xexaxez' existed. Star has dealt with us too many times and I believe she's starting to develop PTXRSD.
 * Thaumorpheus: Really? But she took on the Avatar of the previously assigned Xexaxez and won by using the classic 'Outer God Challenger Method'. One victory doesn't exactly count.
 * All-Mother: Yes, but remember how it comes and how it works. Star experienced the fear and power of the Xexaxez many times and viewing it is enough. She has times she feels she's dangerous to her friends and herself, even her recently-earned boyfriend. Phase 1 is quite common for Star because her mood is all over the place. Phase 2 is common for this crime in general. She made costly mistakes dozens of times. Phase 3 she nails just as well. She is in love now, too, but because this love is shared, it has no consequences. Star Butterfly is indeed suffering PTXRSD. And she's likely hiding somewhere unsure of what to do. Hence why, if anyone is going to seek out the girl, let it be some one my caliber.
 * Thaumorpheus: "Not, meaning to doubt you all mother, but, your great size outsizes the multiverses, you-"
 * All-Mother: "Well let me fit into something more, manuverable, then! (Flashes into a blinding light as the All-Mother turned into an unrekitneseable force)..."
 * Thaumorpheus: Should I call off everything then?
 * All-Mother: (Silllutted form) Oh nonononono, not at all. Not only does the one called Star Butterfly learn best on her own... But this is the first time I've had fun physically in 100 centillion years. Glad to be back in this form outside of my innerverse after so long... Just... Make sure the replacement Xexaxez assigned to Mewmanity doesn't make too much trouble. I want to make meeting the first 0-Bravery Mortal in this long, one to actually remember. Besides, it's only a matter of time before she discovers who the one she calls 'Glossaryck' truly is.

Glossaryck's Story and Near-Death
Tavern on the Edge of the Multiverse Unknown Location
 * Star: Whew. Thanks for the save back there.
 * Marco: Anything. (The two kiss) I'm so glad we can stay together forever.
 * Star: Yeah, after all the trouble I gone through... But now I'm a felon on the run.
 * Pony Head: Oh, c'mon, girl, we used to be wanted in several dimensions. Getting in trouble is what we do.
 * Star: Yeah, but.... This time I pulled one of the biggest crimes in the multiverse, AND actually insulted them.
 * Pony Head:... Well when ya put it like that, yeah, you'd be gunned down more often. Sorry, B Fly.
 * Star: (Sighs and lays on the pool table)... Well, Marco... We, are done.
 * Marco: Yep. Magic Guardian Outer Gods are angry that you tried to destroy magic because you blamed it for the stupidity of Mewni prejudice and betrayal, bad to the point that even though Thaumorpheus understood you were a victim of rage, he can't help us out of priniple that it would disrespect the Outer Gods for him to be a victim defending his assulters and being declaired Stockholmed, and now we're wanted multiversal fugitives. And ALL Because (Angerly points to Moon) YOU desided you wanted to take that Sailer Moon Doppleganger seriously?! You trusted a warrior that was bananas! What DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!
 * Star: And I took it too far and now we're wanted! I can't live a life running! I found true love now. Marco is the boyfriend I truly wanted. Now... How long can that last? You gave Mina an unstoppable army with swords that can kill monsters! OF COURSE SHE WAS GOING TO BETRAY YOU!!!
 * Moon: Look, sweetie, I-
 * Star: NO, SAVE IT!!! I went through so much. And I have one person to turn to... Glossaryck. Mr. Magic himself. Tell us, Glossy, how much have you known about this? And how much have you lied about it?
 * Marco: Yeah. I think we're owed an explanation.
 * Glossaryck: Star, please, I am only a magic book guide, I would never-
 * Eclipsa: Gloosaryck, be warned that your true appearence is under heavy question now. Your words are no longer as creditable as the words of your assigned book! You certainly didn't tell us about how much our dimension is wanted by the Outer Gods.
 * Glossaryck: If it helps, you were orginally gonna be let off the hook had it not been for Star's, uncerimonious temper tandrum and having DARED to threaten the Multiverse's shorce of magic?! The Outer Gods would've left you alone perfectly otherwise, IF YOU HAD NOT REAFFIRMED THEIR FEARS OF MEWMANS BEING A THREAT TO THE GRAND DESIGN, LIKE IDIOTS?! But, we can still figure this out. I can be able to appease to Thaumorpheus and his better nature, but we would need to find Mewstral and her troupe, Star, they could be our greatest shot, because life always finds awa-
 * Star: NO! WE'RE DONE!! THE RIDDLES, THE CRYPTIC MESSAGES, WE'RE PAST ALL THAT!! I want to know why you're not telling us everything!
 * Glossaryck:..... Star, we have been over this. Some things are not meant to be known. Now, again, if we can appeal to Thaumorpheus' better nature, he can vouch for you all to the All-Mother and explain that it was just you having a bad temper tandrum and that you're VERY, VERY, VERY-VERY-VERY,  VERY , SORRY! Even at her angriest, the All-Mother can be reasonable, just, give her the impression you're not the danger she came to view you as, then, only then, would we be able to-
 * Hekapoo: NO OFFENCE, GLOSS, BUT I THINK THE ALL-MOTHER MIGHT BE TOO DEAD CONVINCED ABOUT MEWMANS BEING DANGERIOUS AT THIS POINT?!!! Also, going back on the subject of your bad secret keeping habit, YOU DON'T SHARE EVERYTHING WITH US EITHER!! We lied about monsters and committed heartless acts!!! As the creator of the Magic High Commission, you are responsible for it. For us. For Mewni.
 * Glossaryck: I'm not ignorent to this, it's just..... Sometimes, the fates, can be fickle, and we can't always help it. The least we could do is amend the wounds and move on into a better future. I promise that once the All-Mother gets passifived, we can move on into a better future and-
 * Pony Head: So Quirky deserved to die by a Solarian Sword because of that?
 * Glossaryck: "DUH-WHA?! I, I didn't meant it like that! Look, I know many resserection spells, we can get all the fallen back and-"
 * Moon: I don't think you understand how serious this is, Glossaryck. We are wanted because Star committed an act of multiversal terrorism! And you're the one who made the steps to her act. Why are you acting so... Like them? (Glossaryck was offended by that and lost his bubbly cool as he started to shed tears with rage) Why are you putting us in danger-
 * Glossaryck: DO YOU THINK THE ORIGINAL MEWMAN DIMENTION WAS THE FIRST?! (Everyone was shocked)... That your world was the first to suffer such a similar fate? Why do you think this tavern exists? People here have lost their own dimensions. To tyrants. No-win situations. The Xexaxez. Or just a general misfired or harshly acted hand of fate.... You must understand that all I do is backed by experience. I have reasons for the things I do and the secrets I keep.
 * Ludo: Can you hear yourself? Everything you do is just, nonsensical! So much chaos, for a reason that will FOREVER REMAIN A MYSTERY?!
 * Buff Frog: Yes, and frankly, I will not have it!
 * Star: NONE of us will! Every single thing that happened to Mewni, is all your fault! We want answers, AND WE WANT THEM NOW!!!
 * Glossaryck: "Oh, you want the truth, YOU WANT THE FREAKING TRUTH?! OKAY, FINE?! FINE?! But I think a picture is WORTH A THOUNDSON WORDS?! (Glossaryck was swallowed by cosmic energy that glowed around him as the group began backing up, as the glow faded, reveling a being simular to an Infinity Libarian, with the guide book of spells being his book head, but he is also with giant feather quill arms and a robe simular to Glossaryck's usual outfit)....."
 * Ludo: "..... Holy freaking shit, you're an Outer God."
 * Glossaryck: ".... I really, didn't wanted it to come to this moment."
 * Eclipsa: "..... Glossaryck, you're..... An Infinitary?"
 * Glossaryck: "..... My name isn't exactly "Glossaryck"....... It's Glossiary. I, was Mewstral's assisent when she was assigned to the old Mewman Dimention..... She loved you all with all her heart, and her compassion touched me greatly..... BUT THEN THAT IDIOTIC BUFFOON THAT WAS THE OLD MEWMAN KING HAD TO GO AND RUINED IT BY HAVING MEWMANITY CONGURE ALL OF THE OLD DIMENTION?! THAT IDIOT HAD TO GO AND WANT TO ESTABLISH AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND CONGURE ENTIRE INNOSENT REALMS THAT COULD'VE DONE A BAJILLIAN MEWPENDENCE DAYS TO ALL OF IT'S CREATURES?!"
 * Marco: "So, the All-Mother asked for Mewmanity's destruction?"
 * Glossiary: "THAT, IS A GROSS MISSTATEMENT?! She didn't asked for Mewmans to be destroyed! She requested her children and grand children in the other Outer Gods to quell the making of an Inter-Dimentional Empire! THE REAL PROBLEM IS THAT SHE WAS VAGUE ON IT AND DIDN'T OFFER ANY SERIOUS RESTRICTIONS?! So.... THAT'S WHY THE XEXAXEZ GOT INVOLVED, PERIOD?!"
 * Buff Frog: ".... Why, didn't she quelled that empire herself, or had aided them to do it better then how the forbidden ones did?"
 * Glossiary: "By all means, the All-Mother is benevolent as they come, but, she's STRONGLY non-interventionalist in terms of her political power. She doesn't want to come off as too demanding to her children and grand children and lets them do what they deemed approbeate at the time. She only ever gets involved if it's an absolute must. And unfotunately, THREATENING THE EXISTENCE OF AN ALL IMPOURENT REALM BECAUSE OF BITTERNESS TORWORDS MAGIC, COUNTS AS AN ABSOLUTE MUST, ESPEICALLY SINCE PRIOR BEFORE IT, YOU MADE THE XEXAXEZ ASSIGNED TO YOU SWORE OFF MESSING WITH MEWMANS?! The intention may had been to get the All-Mother's all glorious attention, BUT NOT EXACTLY LIKE THIS?! It was suppose to be that you coherse your mother and that idiot peasent girl to stop what they were doing and to truely began the path to make peace with Monsters, that way, the All-Mother would've acknowledged the good I had done in showing compassion to mortals, there by teaching them how NOT to forge Inter-Dimentional empires and end the need for counter-productive standerds and vicious cycles!"
 * Esclipa: ".... I see. So in respondse to poor Mewstral's sadness to what became of the original, you, and likely your kin, took the forms you took to pretend to be magic spell book guides in being meant to try and prove an exsample of your theory?"
 * Glossiary: "I, I assure you that it was meant to be for the greater good...."
 * Buff Frog: "..... So you artifically created conflict between our people, in meant to create solutions to artifical problems?"
 * Glossiary: "(Wimpers abit as he struggled to hold back a sob)..... Please, I meant no malice in all of this, it's just, in order for the lessons to work, there has to be reasons for their existence. And Asper..... He was the perfect villain...... Now, by all means, I HATED THAT MAN WITH ALL MY HEART, AND NONE OF MY KIN LIKED HIM, ESPEICALLY NOT MY SISTER?!.... But..... He was perfect to be the perfect bedrock for the shorce of the conflict I wanted Mewmans to overcome to prove how compassion can quell Interdimentional Empires. He was perfect so it would lead to contarians, who will offer compassion and empathy..... Like you, Star. You taught me how to move beyond amorality. My kin were able to learn compassion and understanding, and in term, it would allow for us to re-teach it into Mewmans and Monsters alike. It would then lead to the removal of the catalists of hate that was Asper and Seth, and, Toffee by circumstanceal extention, and would get mewmans and monsters to know eachother better.... Course, it, was awkword, clumsy, and took awhile, but, I just about had it...... THEN THE IDIOT PEASENT GIRL RUINED IT BY BRINGING BACK THE SOLARIANS?! Then, it ended up causing Star to throw a severe hissy threat, and threatened the Magic Realm. I mean, thank goodness for Thaum being able to keep the all impourent shorce of all magic from TRUELY dying out, but it doesn't save my expeariment from being, A COLOSSAL FAILURE?!"
 * Ludo: "IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT!? A CHEAP EXSPEARIMENT?!"
 * Glossiary: "Please, I had fairly warned you all that some things were better off unknown. But, I ensure you, I, I had the best of intentions from all of it."
 * Eclipsa: "True, but the road to hell is ALWAYS paved on the path of Good Intentions, and you only caused more harm then any perchived good, legitiment or otherwise."
 * Hekapoo: "Also, YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE AN OUTER GOD?!"
 * Glossiary: "Would it, make it worse that, you're also Infinitaries? (The commission was shocked)...... I'm sorry, but, why else did you four never encountered those like your kind? You were actually baby Infinitaries I took from the nursery and re-shaped into the form of inter-dimentional races that were miles off from where Menwi and the Center-United Universes were in a cosmic sense. I rasied you all like my own children."
 * The Commission were shocked by this.....
 * Glossiary: "..... (Quill-Tip facepalm) Oh goodness, I am just making things worse and worse, I'm so sorry! Please, I want to make this right, I-"
 * A war of the worlds like moan was heard......
 * Marco:... The leader of all Outer Gods is coming! You all heard that too, right? (Everyone looked horribly at Glossiary)
 * Glossiary: Okay, I know this looks bad, but-
 * Star: IT IS BAD!!! THERE'S SO MUCH YOU HADN'T TOLD US!!! HOW COULD YOU THINK THAT WAS OKAY?! I NEARLY DESTROYED MAGIC BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
 * Moon:... Glossaryck, or whoever you really are... What is your plan to defeat All-Mother?
 * Glossiary:... That's, the thing..... This whole thing was meant to win her over, not to have any of you engage her in combat?! It wasn't suppose to lead to this point?!
 * Buff Frog: "In other words, you don't have one?!"
 * Glossiary: "...... I'm sorry...... I truely am. I just, didn't figured all this would occure...."
 * Rhombulus:.......
 * Glossiary: "But, as I said, we can still passify her, if we find Mewstral and friends, and-"
 * Hekapoo: GRAAAAAAAAAAHHHGGGGHHHH!!! (Punches him into a wall)
 * Glossiary: "OWCHIE?! WHY MUST OUTER GODS FEEL PAIN?!"
 * Omnitraxus: Nobody was respecting us since Eclipsa's trial! We did what we thought was right! We thought... We thought we were doing some good.... But it turns out... WE DON'T KNOW GOOD!!!... Existing for your amoral views... IS THE WORST THING TO EVER THINK ABOUT!!! WE SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!
 * Glossiary: "(Cries)..... Please, I'm, I'm sorry! I'm so, so sorry! I'll, I'll make it right. I'll bring every lost soul back from the dead with all forms of resserections to my knowledge! I'll turn myself in to the All-Mother and face Outer God Trial! I'll redeem myself and pay for my mistakes, and even face the Hybernation Realm for your sakes! I want to pay you all back for everything that went wrong, please, I, I want to make this right with you all."
 * Marco: "That's the problem, Gloss, I think the All-Mother's too pissed about everything that not even you throwing yourself at her would change much of anything other then just something to deal with later?! End of the day, it's Star she's gunning after now?! Your stupid book-faced butt, IS OPTIONAL?!"
 * Glossiary: "(Sobs)....... I'm so sorry. I really am. I need, I WANT, to repent for all this, I-"
 * Globgor grabbed Glossiary and began to choke him!
 * Globgor: "I'M GONNA BREAK THAT STUPID BOOK-HEAD FOR ALL THAT SHIT, YOU DEFECTED OUTER GOD?!"
 * Glossiary: "(Gags), No, no please, I, I want, (Book starts to get crushed as glowy cosmic blood was spilt) I want, to repent!"
 * Rhombulus: "....... GLOBGOR, STOP?! (Globgor did that, though still kept a painful grib on Glossiary)....... What he did was wrong...... But he shouldn't be made to DIE for it."
 * Glossiary: "Tecnecally, not dying as more like, being damaged enough that I'll be transported to the Hybernation Realms. Outer Gods don't actselly die, persay, as more like-"
 * Rhombulus: "SAME DIFFERENCE?! Now please, Globgor..... Let him go, and we'll contend to him civily later..... It's, what Lekmet would've wanted."
 * Globgor: "BUT HE'S THE REASON WHY WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE?!"
 * Moon: "And what makes you sure putting him out of the misery of everyone and himself would change that?! All you do is saving the All-Mother from doing this to him herself, she would still want to hurt Star for this."
 * Globgor realised that.......
 * Eclipsa: "Globgor, this is beyond Glossiary now. It wouldn't help to end him."
 * Globgor was passifived, and lets the wounded Glossiary go, as the poor phathic shell of an Outer God plopped to the floor like a ragdoll.
 * Glossiary clumsilly got up, book-head still damaged as the glowy cosmic blood got on his robes.....
 * Buff Frog: "..... I fear he's too weak to be of any ability to bargain with the All-Mother now."
 * Moon: "And I don't think we may have time to try and heal a wounded Outer God.... Not even sure if healing magic can work with an Outer God, let alone, if there's anyone even wanting to."
 * Omnitraxus: "Lekmet would've done it on priniple and kindness alone."
 * Hekapoo: "But in the end, we're all too pissed at him right now."
 * Glossiary cried weakly......
 * Star: "JUST, STOP, GLOSS?! Just stop..... Crying, will only make you more phathic then already..... If Mewstral was here, she'd be, so disappointed at you."
 * A Bright Light was seen on the windows of the Tavern.
 * Moon: "..... Everyone, move! (The group made a ran for it, as Rhombulus stopped and looked at the crying and phathic Glossiary, as Rhombulus grabbed him, picked him up and resumed running as well, as he got out just in time when the door SLAMMED open, reveiling a figure at the door way.... And coming forth, was an energy cat being litterlly briming with cosmic power)....."
 * Light Energy Cat: "....... (Sighs)...... (Soft, Gentle, and familier Voice) Must mortals always assume that balence can be avoided?"
 * The Light Energy Cat merely walked across the room, as her light blinded and awed surprised patrons and the bartender!
 * The Light Energy Cat saw the cosmic blood of Glossiary, and shown light concern.....
 * The Light Energy Cat: "..... The spilled cosmic blood of one of my children's children. Already this is not a promising situation. (Cosmicly sees what occured prior to it)...... But not, unexpected. (Calmly moves on to where the group had retreated too.)"
 * Star: (She and Marco were crying hysterically as the others followed) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! (Cries)
 * Marco: Please, Star, stop crying, you know how I feel seeing you cry. (Cries on her shoulder)
 * Ludo: Wow. She's taking this revelation really hard.
 * Globgor: AND FOR GOOD REASON!!!! HE USED ALL OF MEWNI, AS AN EXPERIMENT TO TRY AND PROVE THAT DIRECT OUTER GOD INTERVENTION TO MORTAL SOCITY CAN LEAD TO GOOD THINGS?!! EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENED TO US IS HIS FAULT!!!
 * Buff Frog: Okay, I know nothing about Outer Gods, but I know even for mortals, such a creation would be no cakewalk.
 * Katrina: Yeah, the idea sounds like a good one, but it requires a lot of amoral acts.
 * Globgor: ONES THAT SUCKED EITHER WAY NO MATTER HOW GLOSS TRIED TO JUSTIFY THEM?! (Saw Rhombulus holding Glossiary) AND WHY DID YOU DRAGGED HIS PHATHIC WEAKENED CARCUSS HERE?!
 * Rhombulus: "I couldn't stomich leaving him to his doom."
 * Omnitraxus: Are you kidding? We've all been used! Glossaryck lied about everything!
 * Rhombulus: "But he meant well!"
 * Omnitraxus: "Good intentions mends very little to his large collection fo sins, Rhom?! He only succeeded to put Mewmanity on the wraths of many Outer Gods?! ALL, FOR A QUESTIONABLE UTOPIA OF DIRECT OUTER GOD ENFLUENCES?!"
 * River: Well you don't exactly know the moral fractures of creating something like that.
 * Ludo: No, but isn't the multiverse ageless? Why hasn't something like that cropped up before?
 * Globgor: MAYBE BECAUSE THE MULTIVERSE DOES HAVE ONE, BUT IT'S TOO FAR AWAY!!! (Star and Marco just kept crying together) Or just as simply, what Gloss tried to do, was the first one in ANY MULTIVERSE?!
 * Kelly: UGGH, WHAT'RE WE GOING TO DO?! WE CAN'T GO TO MEWNI BECAUSE OF ARCHDUKE DOUCHE BAG, AND THAT IT'S LIKELY GONNA BE SUBJECTED TO THE INVADTION OF PISSED OFF OUTER GODS AND CIVIL MELTDOWNS ANYWAY, WE CAN'T GO TO NEW M'ONSTRUS CAUSE COFFEE, TAFFEE, AND SASSAFRASS ARE LIKELY VERY BITTER AT US RIGHT NOW THANKS TO MINA'S BITCH MOVES, WE CAN'T GO TO A MORE PEACEFUL OLD MEWMAN DIMENTION BECAUSE OF XEXAXEZ BOUNDARY RULES, AND OUTER GODS ARE AROUND EVERY CORNER!!!
 * Rhombulus: YELLING FEELS REALLY GOOD RIGHT NOW!!! (Everyone argued until Moon did this)
 * Moon:... Alright, whew.
 * River: So you HAVE been practicing opposite-gender mimicry. (Screams like a girl)
 * Moon: Honey, please.
 * Ludo: "(Laughs immaturely), That's pretty funny, (Laughs)!"
 * Moon: You as well, Ludo! Anyway, I know things are bad, but this is no time to panic.
 * Pony Head: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!!!
 * Jorby: So do we PANIC?!
 * Eclipsa: NO!!
 * Janna: YES!!
 * Moon: MAYBE, BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Buff Frog: ".... I think our best shot is to find Mewstral and the other defected Outer Gods. They might be our best chance to passify the All Mother."
 * Hekapoo: "How can we be sure the Sleep Reapers haven't gotten them by now? NOR would they want to help us after Star is litterally why they're at a bad stance again?!"
 * Moon: "Well, I would understand Vonbon would be the most impudent of them, but Mewstral is of a kind heart, Feartrick supports Mewstral, and Duster...... Well, he's Duster. At least three out of 4 would forgive Star."
 * Rhombulus: "But we don't know where to find them anyway."
 * Glossiary: "(Breaths weakly)...... They'll hide in the outer Multiverseal Rims, where it's nothing but neglected dimentions, dead ones, and ones yet to be born. Give or take a chance for a run-in into a Glitched Dimention."
 * Globgor: "YOU BE SILENT, BOOK-HEAD?!"
 * Eclipsa: "Wait, Globgor..... That infomation could be useful."
 * Globgor: "Why should we trust this dechiver?"
 * Glossiary: "(Weaked breathing), I kid you not, all defects of the intended, or general Outer God Deviants, always retreat to the Multiverse's outer rims."
 * Globgor: "(Begrudgent grunt).... If so, then why?"
 * Buff Frog: "I suspect they're trying to retreat back into the Realm of Rejects, to ease the Sleep Reapers' need to take them to the Hybernation Realm."
 * Star: "Well, going there normally or asking Taffee to give us a short-cut there is out, so, what now?"
 * Glossiary: "The Gambler Dimention, and it's unsolisited rulership under the Chancespawn.... They pocess ways to bypass the Pathmakers via secret portal-ways. It's how devients and defects alike can safely travel."
 * River: "The Gambler Dimention? I've been there as a naughty youth once with some of my friends and brothers! I'd remembered the fun we had there! Oh-ho-ho, the memories of my naughty teen years."
 * Moon: "Ugh, the Gambler Dimention, such a vile place tainted by corruption and questionable games."
 * Eclipsa: "But it is our best way to venture closer to Mewstral and the others, I'm afraid. We'll have to go to the Gambler Dimention."
 * Ludo: "But how'd we do that without having to use intended portal paths to begin with and risk being spider-lady lunch?"
 * Glossiary: "I, know of an old friend who can help. A Chancespawn Gambling Kingpin of the name Luucky Suun Ofabitch, who allows safe entry ways to the Gambler Dimention, at a certain price."
 * Globgor: "Well why not just ask him to take us to the Realm of Rejects and be done with it?"
 * Glossiary: "His prices for far travel, are astronomicly expendsive. We're better off just going to him to go to the Gambler Dimention and then find another chancespawn to go to the Realm of Rejects."
 * Globgor: "YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO GO TO ONE PLACE FIRST BEFORE ANOTHER?!..... (To Rhombulus) YOU'RE POSITIVE I CAN'T JUST BREAK HIS PHYSICAL FORM AND SEND HIM TO THE HYBERNATION REALM ALREADY?!"
 * Rhombulus: "YES?! I know he made mistakes, but he meant what was good for Mewmanity and Outer Gods alike! He just, got over-ambitious."
 * Janna: "Why are you still defending him like a scared little kid?!"
 * Omnitraxus: "Rhombulus is the youngest of the commission."
 * Marco: "...... That explains....... SO much, right now."
 * Rhombulus: "Look, you don't have to like him for what he did, but..... At least let him be allowed to help. Who better to help us find outer god defects, then such a being itself?"

Asper's Plan
Mewni French Narrator: One Explanation Later... Later... Mewkatrazaass Prison
 * Asper: (He arrived at New Monstertown still going through reconstruction since it's destruction by Toffee)... AT LAST!!!! (He enters the town as his monster body made him unrecognizable to the inhabitants)... ("Well, at least this loathsome monster is at least good for SOMETHING!")
 * ???: Oh my God! Is that... A Musculoird?
 * Asper: ("... Minus the fact I forgot about the KIND of monster.")
 * Monster #1: I thought they were very rare since the Sizeshifter-Musculoird War.
 * Asper:... (Monstrous voice disguise) I'm a traveler. ("Well thank goodness that I didn't used the kind of magic that allowed for vocal changes that had my voice sound like my normal form.... Even if it's magic, even I have to question that kind of logic about how the vocal change works!")
 * Monster #2: Aww. On your own. Did those Solarians have anything to do it?
 * Asper: Solarians?... They've been decommissioned for generations.
 * Monster #1: Oh, that's more sad. You are more isolated than we thought. Well we've been through a lot of craziness.
 * Asper:...... I'm curious. What happened here?
 * Asper: (In a large monster house)... ("Well that changes everything.... And I believe I can make this work to my advantage. I must find Mina Loveberry! But first things first: Where the devil did that girl go?!") (He looked out his window and quickly became concern on Taffee and Coffee arriving with Lattee from the New M'onstarus portal as they're meeting with Sassafrass)... ("Oh that is DIFFENTLY going to be a hinderence. I may have to consider moving as fast as his clumsy bulk of a body can allow!") Um, thank you for the hospitality. I must move. Got things to do. VEEEERY tight schedule.
 * Monster #1: Goodbye! (Asper made a run for it)
 * Sassafrass: "MY HOUSE IN NEW MONSTRARUS HAS BEEN WHAT?!"
 * Coffee: "Are you getting deaf in your years, elder? She litterally said that your house explouded in magic!"
 * Lattee: "(Shoves Coffee) AHEM!..... Don't worry sir, your elite guards are mostly fine, give or take injuries being tended to. However, we found two concerning things..... Muscleface is missing, and, this. (Shows the cracked imprisonment skull of Asper, as Sassafrass gasped!)........"
 * Sassafrass: "..... (Quietly) We must keep this to ourselves to prevent a panic. As far as these people know, what they potaintionally saw arriving to town was a lost and isolated Musculoird. I worry these people may've unwittingly exposed certain events to him."
 * Coffee: "(Quietly) Those idiots?!"
 * Sassafrass: "(Quietly) They didn't know, fool! Now, summon my elites that didn't got injured. We are containing this."
 * Lattee kicked the door down as some well elitles and Coffee readied their weapons as Taffee and Sassafrass teleported in!
 * Sassafrass: "Alright, Asper, we- (Saw that the house was empty)...... Damn..... He saw us coming. I should've figured."
 * Lattee: "Should we really be surprised? This was Asper we're talking about."
 * Taffee: "We need to figure out where he went."
 * Coffee: "..... Based on how he likely had learned of certain events..... I have one idea where he might go.... The Loverberry girl."
 * Mina Loveberry was seen among many mewman and monster criminals in a cafeteria eating prison food slop.
 * A Sharkman Monster and two Gangster Roach Friends looked at Mina's location.....
 * Sharkman Monster: "..... (Quietly) I'm gonna do it, boys. I'm gonna give that Solarian Whore something to cry about."
 * Gangster Roach 1: "(Quietly) Wouldn't go for it, man."
 * Gangster Roach 2: "(Quietly) That girl's bad news."
 * Sharkman Monster: "(Quietly) Well think how much I can become the top dog here if I got to be the guy that killed that freak! I'll run this prison! Just you watch. (Approuches Mina's table)...."
 * Mina: "..... If you know what's good for you, scram, ya dingus."
 * Sharkman Monster: "..... Tch. Without those giant suits of armor, yer nothing. You are just the last piece of a relic to one of the worse times of Monster history. And I have alot to gain, to be the one that gets rid of it."
 * Mina: "..... I know nearly 7000-and-a-half ways to take down a Sharkaman and 590 more on how to gut them like a fish! Even with only a lousy SPORK, I'll do it?!"
 * Sharkman Monster: "Tch, you're lucky you're not a death roy inmate for what you pulled since Eclipsa kneels to Star's interests too easily. Anyone like you otherwise, Mewman AND Monster alike, could've already gotten their head shoved into the Gullintine Dimention by now."
 * Mina: "Not kidding what I said though. Last warning. SCAT!!!"
 * Sharkman: "..... (Flips the table over as the chairs remained, with Mina not even phased by it)......"
 * Mina: "...... Ya know, that slop may be disgusting, (Gets up) But it WAS my only food here."
 * Sharkman: "Well consider it, (Pulls out a conceiled specialised knife) The last meal you'll ever get. And say hello, to the knife that Seth himself used to kill Solaria. I got it from him as his best monster commander for his honor."
 * Mina: Hmm. I see. General Bruce Carcharodon. Never thought I'd meet you. I hear talk you filled your entire gulf with the blood of Mewmans.
 * Sharkman (Carcharodon): That's right. I hear talk you're... REALLY bananas.
 * Mina: It was all in the name of Queen Solaria.
 * Carcharodon: Well she was a murderous barbarianess. She killed my mother in cold blood and put her carcass on a cross on an islet back home. The sight of it makes me sick. Now, I get to use the instrument of Solaria's death, ON YOUR STUPID BITCHASS!! (Charges at Mina!)"
 * Mina: (Dodges as she rolled behind him) I may be disabled of my Solarian powers, but I can still fight. (Kicks him down knocking out all of his teeth as he recovered and grew new teeth)... Want to try that again, ya giant walking mouth with teeth?
 * Carcharodon: "When I'm done with you, brat, your death, will be subjected to another Magic Commission conspiracy to be kept quiet to prevent Star from being desistated that her efferts for keeping you alive were for nought!"

The Lodgers Find Star's Group
Unknown Dimension Later...
 * Saetha:... Oh no! I recognize so much of this! The Willtopians have started to get to them.
 * Duke: Oh you don't know tha- (A Baby Marco with wheel hands appeared)
 * Baby Marco: I'm Baby Marco and I got wheels for hands! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! (Drives off)
 * Anewas/Saetha:... Janna.
 * Coffee: "...... What, did I just witness?"
 * Taffee: "Encouraged imagination. The Willtos were notorious for letting their hosts do virtually of most of what they want, so to feed on them."
 * Huifang: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT THEM?!"
 * Taffee: "Don't misunderstand. By all means the Willtos are not extremely violent Outer Gods like those Vile Mortal-Nappers. They require hosts to be alive to feed on their willpower, basicly making them stay in this place forever."
 * Lattee: "What is wrong with these creatures?!"
 * Taffee: "That's always been the issue with devient outer gods. Cause of accsidental creation, they don't know what to make of themselves. Without the direct nurture and guidence of the All-Mother, they just, do what their outer power is at it's most strongest for and, just go for it."
 * Fritilla: "So, we're in trouble here, right?"
 * Icky: "Hey, no sweat. Just don't fall for the thing and we're golden!"
 * Taffee: See, Willtos prey upon the hopeless. Those who have lost all hope. They start by convincing their hosts that their entire life was nothing more than a dream.
 * Mimi: Ugh, I hate that. Zuhrontimon once made me think my own life was a dream.
 * Taffee: That's the best way to get a host oblivious to their condition. Free in a utopian hell where they can no longer fear or hide from their problems, the hosts lose themselves to the dimension. They lose their ability to keep fighting, fear, or take responsibility. Their will to live will be lost forever. The Willtos obviously took advantage of the hardships of Star and her friends and used them to feed off them. If we don't do something, they might just never fight or be themselves again.
 * Spongebob: "Well why do the Willtos need to feed? I figured Outer Gods don't need to eat."
 * Taffee: "They still don't. The Willtos don't feed for subtenece. They feed to keep the hosts to stay here and love them, to know the love Outer Gods, typically can't exspearience."
 * Sandy: "Once more, being an Outer God is truely a miserable existence."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's still rather devious of them to suck out wilpower like they do."
 * Taffee: "They don't do it out of spite or malice. They do it cause they fear the host leaving and moving on. They don't travel very quickly in portal ways and are easy prey for Pathmakers, hence why they are often more able to better survive in these spefific realms then really travel. So basicly, they can only ever hope you come to them in this realm then they go looking for you."
 * Lord Shen: "Well I doubt Star and her troupe would willingly come to this place."
 * Anewas: "Well likely, they came here by accsident when the Xzars started to cause trouble in the Gambler Dimention. And Xorbin the Relentless damaged that realm greatly just trying to get at Star. Xorbin was always a reckless and relentless of the forbidden ones, to the point he has been known to trumatise and scar other dimentions that house escaped Dimentionals."
 * Patrick: "Wow, that Xorbin guy sounds really mean. Way meaner then Mewni's old scary eye monster guy."
 * Anewas: "He's usually reserved for dimentions that espeically frighten and offend the Outer Gods. And Star just HAD to get recklessly passionate at them."
 * Fu-Xi: "What did that stupid child had to gain offending beings even my Dragon God father heavly respects in obedient fear?! I mean, I know she tends to be an emotional imbacile, BUT SHE DID NOT GAINED ATTHORITY TO INSULT OUTER GODS?!"
 * Shifu: "It's only because she gotten upset that they were displeased that she did something they didn't like for the greater good. Outer Gods do not like having the Grand Design compromsied, just for a mortal interpretation of the greater good! Star commited an act of betrayal to Thaumorpheus, because she wanted to undermine Mina's madness!"
 * Trixie: "Well alchourse they're mad at her! She TRIED to destroy magic! Equestria's dependent on it you know?! She basicly tried to murder the Tree of Harmony and Pang Bing's magic ball mom! And since we established that Chi, Super Powers and the Imagintion that fuels enginuity, she basicly tried to kill those too because an Anti-Sailer Moon She-Broly tried to kill monsters! Star had a lot of nerve to think they'd be chill with that?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Trixie, I wasn't thrilled with what Star tried to do, but being angry with her won't help. We need to remember that Star is not always famous with making..... Particularly exsellent calls."
 * Trixie: "You realize of course your magic ball mom nearly DIED, right?"
 * Pang Bing: "Trixie, it is not like Thaumorpheus didn't quickly replaced the Magic Realm with a perfect replica that it resurged depleting powers. And even if that was the case, anger wouldn't bring back what we lost. Believe me, Star had just as much to lose with Magic's destruction as we did. She would've lost Marco from this as they would be kept devided."
 * Trixie: "I'm just saying, I mean, I need to ask on why the need to help that brat after what she pulled? Why not let the Outer Gods have their way with her?"
 * Shifu: "Because then, their already less then ideal opinion on mortals, will worsen, and that will lead to worser destructor class outer gods, or more Order Retainers buildt like Fearbenders that'll make mortal lives even more sad and broken. And doing that, will risk more villains because of life being made incrisingly unfair, because the Outer Gods are made to believe that mortals have no respect for what they try to do."
 * Trixie: "..... Okay, fair point, but at the same time, this isn't tecnecally our business since it's mostly Mewni's that in trouble."
 * Taffee: "Make no mistake, Miss Trixie. If the Outer Gods are not pacified on Star and they get her their way, Mewni's problem will transpire to become the multiverse's problems. The Outer Gods will become harder on mortals if they get to Star in their way, and that means, they'll be less willing to keep devients from messing up our home dimentions. Even if we're dealing with Verse Hivers or Plainspawn, the Intendeds would leave us to suffer their woes because of feeling like they'll never be appresiated for what they do."
 * Saetha: "So basicly, the Outer Gods will get less relucent to keep Deviants at bay, out of being abit hissy about their feelings being hurt?"
 * Taffee: "Well, Devients will just be one side of the issue. Wasteland Guardians will allow purgatory escapes from Wastelands to become more common, Deity Quellers will make Morality Illness worse, which will forced deities and immortals to be ABSOLUTELY Amoral, no more exceptions, which means, to Equestria, Celestia will either end up dying, or be made to not care about the ponies of Equestria anymore, Fearbenders will go back to more aggressive fear-based practices, Xorbin's behavior will become an accepted standerd for forbidden ones if cause he gets Star, Erasers that disobey standerds, alou to Drainthus and the Black Emperor as I once learned about, will be easily more pardoned and allowed. Worse off, this could effect Outer Gods that still care like Ressors and Preservers. They'll be at risk to be declaired devients."
 * Gazelle: "Would they really be this bad about it?"
 * Anewas: "Outer Gods are, not used to criticisum from inrealm mortals. Espeically not from those that were guilty of being about to established an Inter-Dimentional Empire. They view behavior like Star deminstraighted to be the act of entitlement and saying they don't care about balence and that they destroy what they want when they want it as they pleased. It also doesn't help that she moronicly stated that she would kill any Outer God that is a threat, which they took seriously given what she did to Toffee-"
 * Coffee: "DON'T REMIND ME, ANEWAS?! I'M STILL GRIEVING FROM THAT?!"
 * Anewas: "Hey, be careful about that, Coff, we remember where we are."
 * Coffee: "THEN DON'T REMIND ME OF IT?!"
 * Anewas: "Don't forget your brother played advocate for the forbidden ones, Coffee! Star did what she did to have the Xzars leave Mewmans alone!"
 * Coffee: "WELL FAT LOTTA GOOD THAT DID WHEN SHE RUINED IT BY THREATENING MAGIC, NOW DID IT?!"
 * Anewas: "Hey, she did that to stop Mina! Now, I agree it was a cosmically-stupid decision, and insulting the Outers didn't help much, but Star couldn't help it! Moon making that fatal choice pushed her too far!"
 * Coffee: "WELL IF SHE WAS JUST A BIT WILLING TO DECIDE TO KILL MINA, THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM?! SHE DIDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM KILLING MY BROTHER, WHAT MADE THAT SOLARIAN WHORE ANY DIFFERENT?!"
 * Anewas: "She didn't wanted to perpetuate a vicious cycle, Coff. She wanted to ensure peace somehow. Now, if it helps, it failed thanks to Thaumorpheus' intervention, now Seth has usurped New M'onstraus from your cousin and that Archduke booted them out! Matters made worse with ASPER BEING BACK?! Star only made things worse then ever! How are you not pleased with this, that everyone acknowledges Star like the idiot you and Toffee redicule her as!?"
 * Coffee: "CAUSE IT DOESN'T BRING TOFFEE BACK?!..... Nor, that of the rest of our family. They're still gone, no matter what. So what point is there, in enjoying that brat's blight? I've grown, numb and apathic at best..... Nothing matters anymore...... The brother I looked up to, was a slave to the forbidden ones! The brother that I loved, truely had died, and it was before it got to that point in the Neverzone."
 * March Hare: SHE HAD TO!! He was too long gone!
 * Coffee: BUT IT'S THE BUTTERFLY FAMILY'S FAULT HE MADE SUCH A DECISION!!!
 * Anewas: "COFFEE, ENOUGH!..... (Sighs) We'll, talk about this more when we're not here. And it might be good for you to not be as far from us as possible. Trust me. You're litterally a Willto magnet here."
 * Coffee: "I saw my brother being destroyed from the portal! I'm not stupid enough to trust his sudden image being in this place?!"
 * Taffee: "Still, it's still a good idea to keep close. Willtos are cautious about large groups, it makes it hard for them to focus on who to try to please first, espeically if one or so beings are more enlighten then others."
 * Icky: "Then how would Star and the others get in trouble with these things?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Likely they got into some druma and split up if I were to guess."
 * Icky: And it's a damn good guess I think. They're likely dysfunctional after all the crap Star did.
 * ???: "It's you!"
 * Glossiary arrived.
 * Glossiary: "It may be abit hard to see through these bandages from the Gambler Dimention, but you made it!"
 * Taffee: ".... An Infinary? All the way out here?"
 * Coffee: "If it's actselly a Willto, it's not a very good one."
 * Glossiary: "..... Oh, right, you guys don't know yet. It's me, Glossaryck."
 * The Misfits are confused....
 * Taffee: ".... Though perhaps a very, confused Infiniary."
 * Coffee: "Or an espeically STUPID Willto."
 * Glossiary: "..... OH FOR PETE'S SAKE?! (Turns into "Glossaryck" with a cartoonishly crushed head)! SEE?!"
 * Bloosomma: "Brother?! Good grief, man! (Flew up to him) The heck happened to yo- (Realised something).... (Quietly) Did you......"
 * Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
 * Bloosomma: "(Stops him)..... Can we have a moment of privacy, misfits? (Takes Glossiary behind a large enough rock)."
 * Bloosomma transforms into another Infiniary as Glossiary returned to form.
 * Glossiary: "Sister, I-"
 * Bloosomma: "You admited everything to do them, did you?!"
 * Glossiary: "I'm sorry, Loosonary, they forced me!"
 * Loosonary: "Gloss, I thought we were serious about having the Mewmans and Monsters be the genesis of succeeding a better kinship between inrealmers and outers, how much did you reveil?!..... DID YOU TELL THEM ABOUT PROJECT ZERO-BRAVE?!"
 * Glossiary: "Shhh shhh shh, don't be loud! I only told them the basics, I haven't even REFERENCED Zero-Brave."
 * Loosonary: "Well, be that as it may, Zero-Brave is mostly moot on the fact you reveiled our operaion period?! Now they will question everything?! Trust is not a very stable thing with them now?!"
 * Glossiary: "It was already gone when the commission was losing trust?!"
 * Loosonary: "Okay, we can save this. The Lougers and some others still trust us. We can have them save the others and convince them that you were just making things up to teach them a lesson about trust and that you are not an Infinary! Have it be ruled up by you feeding to their upsetness to try and give them an answer!"
 * Glossiary: "Seriously sis, more cheap lies?"
 * Loosonary: "Would you rather they ignor you and hate you every step of the way?!"
 * Glossiary: "Alchourse not, it's just-"
 * Loosonary: "Look, if they think that big reveil was just you being your usual goofy self, they'll be relieved to think that you are NOT an outer god defect, and that everything bad just happened, just because, and then, we're gonna find Mewstral and pasify the All-Mother. Then, we're gonna at least resume with Zero-Brave as if nothing happened?! I worked too hard to lose my chance to create a 0-Bravery Mortal that's going to be a BIG help to established better connections between outers and inrealmers because of you admiting something stupid, do you understand me?! (Gloosiary was scared of something)..... I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!"
 * Glossiary: "..... Uh, sis, I don't wanna scare you, but..... I don't think this spot was too private."
 * Loosonary: (The shocked group were standing behind her) What do you me-...... They're standing right behind me, aren't they?... (Turns to see them)...... Aw, crap! Exposed by a comedy clishe!?
 * Anewas: ERRRGH!!! (Smashes a rock to pieces)
 * Saetha: Hon!!
 * Anewas: Everything we did was a GRAND PLAN!!! A WASTE OF MORTALS!!!
 * Loosonary: That's not true.
 * Taffee: Well it sure as hell sounded like it.
 * Coffee: Yeah! Glossaryck, or Glossiary apparently, lied to all of us!! He's been lying since the beginning!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT QUEEN SOLARIA DID TO MY HOME AND MY PARENTS?! DO YOU?! ME AND TOFFEE HAD TO WATCH THEM DISINTEGRATE, AND MY BROTHER BECAME AN OUTER GOD DISCIPLE, BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!
 * Glossiary: Okay, look, just so we're clear, I'm not evil here!
 * Coffee: Are you sure about that?... You let Mewmans destroy monsters for GENERATIONS for this stupid plan!!! It's bad enough I learned that Old M'onstraus was A COLONY OF MONSTERS FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION, NOW I LEARN THAT THIS HAS ALL JUST BEEN A GAME OF CHESS TO YOU!!! (Grabs Glossiary and holds him to a wall) DID YOU SAVE BOTH MEWMANS AND MONSTERS BECAUSE OF THIS PLAN OF YOURS?! DO YOU REALIZE THAT ASPER IS BACK, AND HAS BECAME A ROGUE XOLDIER AT WAR WITH SETH OF SEPTARSIS NOW?! TWO EQUALS AT WAR WILL DESTROY ALL OF MEWNI!!! HOW MUCH LONGER CAN WE EVEN TRUST YOU?! WHO ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?!
 * Spyro: COFFEE, STOP!!! (Everyone paused)............ (Coffee dropped Glossiary in anger and left)
 * Anewas: Coffee, where are you going?
 * Coffee: ANYWHERE BUT HERE!!
 * Anewas: No, we're in Willtopian country, remember? We have to stick together!
 * Coffee: WHAT'S THE POINT?! Neither monsters NOR Mewmans belong in Mewni!
 * Anewas flew up and intersected Coffee quickly!
 * Anewas: "Coffee, for your own safety, I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU MOVE BEYOND THIS POINT?!"
 * Coffee: "Oh, NOW you want me to be around you?"
 * Anewas: "Wha..... Are you SERIOUSLY gonna bring THOSE old wounds back in?!"
 * Coffee: "Well I WAS REMINDED THAT MY BROTHER IS DEAD, SO WHY NOT BRING THOSE WOUNDS BACK INTO THIS!?"
 * Anewas: "Coffee, I am just as upset about this as you are, but don't be reckless! You go out there alone, the Willtos will get you!"
 * Coffee: "I already said I'm smart enough to not be fooled by the sudden sight of my brother in here! Septarians are one of the most dominate monster races for a REASON!"

Transcript
Intro Theme (Ori And The Blind Forest - Light Of Nibel (Flying Melody Cover)) Coming soon...

Prologue

 * (The Intro played with Mewnian-style imagery as a joking voice cast reel was seen)
 * Eden Sher as Star Butterfly
 * Tom Kenny as SpongeBob
 * Adam McArthur as Marco Diaz
 * Elijah Wood as Spyro
 * Gary Oldman as Lord Shen
 * Esmé Bianco as Eclipsa
 * Jonathan Pryce as Asper Swipe
 * and Ron Perlman as Seth of Septarsis