A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas

Christmas time is near and Spongebob is the happiest creature in Bikini Bottom, The Entire United Universes and the Dragon Realms. Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are spending Christmas with Kairi, Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge Mcduck, Pluto, Chip n' Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max while they help the lougers get ready for the Holiday Crossover Festival, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are spending the holidays with the louge since they normally celebrate Hearth's Warming Day with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the other ponies of Ponyville doing their presentation on "Twas the Night Before Christmas" while Twilight and Spike both spend Christmas and Hearth's Warming with some old friends from their college years and Patrick is still intent on capturing Santa Claus in order to stop time and make it Christmas all year long. But when Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro are summoned to the North Pole, Santa himself gives them a warning of a great threat to the Christmas Spirit in the form of a scroogy rich uncle of Viper, Lord Copperfang, who intents on ruining Christmas by using a a curse that turns people into scrooges called "The dark man's scroogyness" and turns the weak-minded and not pure enough hearts into tainted scrooges along with the anti hero lougers including Cynder and Riku which puts them all on Santa's naughty list with Copperfang on the top of the list, all for the sake of peace and quiet, and to put an end to all those annoying carollers and those in the Christmas spirit always bugging him with carols, laughter and happiness. And it was good thing they came to the Pole when the High Council agreed to let them go, cause Spongebob, Spyro, Kairi and the others that are good are still on the nice list because Spongebob is still full of Christmas spirit, Kairi's kind and caring heart of pure light and Spyro's bond with Kairi as her dragon are too powerful for the curse, and thus immuned to the scrooge spell, but now they must also face Plankton's mad robotic abomination, again, cause the leage didn't took too kindly of their holiday beating, as well as getting Cynder, Riku and the other anti hero lougers back on Santa's nice list with Spongebob, Celestia and a special guest star becoming the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Futrue with the help of Santa's little gift, The Amulet of Miracles in hopes to reform Copperfang and show him the true meaning of Christmas before Christmas Eve arrives. Also in a subplot, Patchy the Pirate is trying to make amends to Santa for kidnapping the mailman and stealing his truck so he can get back on Santa's nice list, also to get his Christmas Wish this year is to finally meet Spongebob as well as Spyro and Kairi for the first time with Potty the Parrot doubting this, and Ironicly, he ruins his chances again before they even start by stealing a fruitcake truck and then lies to the viewers by saying he gave the delivery guy who owns the truck a day off, but it is revealed that the owner is tied up and gagged in the back, and another diving accident gets both Patchy and Potty lost after they argue about which Christmas Carol the directions to the North Pole are in again and the truck crashes in a dangerious part of the artic ruled by the Miser Bros, a rather, feuding duo, and they antagninise both Patchy and Potty by trying to make them pick a side. Where eventally he meets an attractive, but incredability anti-socal Reindeer named Ginger the Reindeer, a former reindeer of santa before her growing dislike for those who are naughty cause her to make a bad mistake and wrongfully attacked a nice kid, now living her life in soalutary having learned Chrismas-Fu, (a, holiday themed form of kung-fu) and always on a lone, undetermin path where she randomly fights monsters that roam the north pole (Like Giant Yetis, Frost Giants, and an arch-rival Ice Serpent with a bendetta against her), and finds herself in the presence of a hopless, annoying pirate and an equily annoying fake parrot. However, will a forced allience together against an eviler realitive of the Miser Bros whom they thought was punished by Mother Nature three years ago to save Christmas for all 3 of them going back on the nice list and will Copperfang's fate be sealed if he doesn't change? (MSM: Since my time on the computer is up tonight, I will fix this script tomorrow.)

Chapter 1: Patchy Returns/Christmas Returns to the Dragon Realms
Temple Living Room Cutaway Present Dragon Temple Outskirts Dragon Realms New York (after song.)
 * (Chronicler): Christmas. Everyone you know knows about it. Some love it, some don't. But Christmas is known to represent family, joy, peace on earth, and good will toward men. As for us in the UUniverses, we think of it the same way. But while some worlds have never heard of it, they eventually get introduced to it. It's a holiday that symbolizes that peace is important for the good of mankind, and that it had the potential to brighten up even the darkest of hearts. Even villains acknowledge Christmas, and some even refuse to do evil on Christmas time. People in our worlds say it is a symbol of reformation, and in this very time, they are right. (The Chronicler's Library is seen decorated for Christmas, and we see Namine showing up from a bright white light drawing something that is hidden from the audience, and Jiminy Cricket is seen on her shoulder)
 * Jiminy: Well, look who decided to show up this Christmas? How're ya doing!
 * Namine: Hello, everyone, thank you for coming to hear our story.
 * Jiminy: Even though you already know us, we'll introduce ourselves anyway. Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. And this is Namine. Now, the holiday story you're about to hear is about what our good friends SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, and the Shell Lodge Squad did this Christmas.
 * Namine: It was the Christmas that cured a soul that wasn't in high spirits because of certain tragedies in his life.
 * Jiminy: I know what you're thinking. "Are you telling the classic Christmas Carol story?" Well, technically yes, but this one is WAY different. It's a holiday experience that makes the story look like a poem. Not that it's a bad story, believe me, I read a lot.
 * Namine: What we're trying to say is that this story isn't remotely related to A Christmas Carol. It's about how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and all of their friends prevented a certain uncle of Viper's from ruining Christmas for everyone and showed him what the true meaning of Christmas really meant.
 * Chronicler: (Enters) And we happen to have that story in one of our books. So, let's get started....(He shows a beautiful red and green book with a lock and has a golden picture of SpongeBob, The Hyenas, Spyro and Sparx on the cover)
 * Jiminy: And thus, our story starts. (The book magically opens and reveals the first page that shows Encino, California) Wait a minute, why are we in Encino, California?
 * Chronicler: Do not worry, the story is coming.
 * Namine: He's right, Jiminy. Here's the title. (The title "A SpongeBob, Spyro and Friends Christmas" appears)
 * Jiminy: Yes, but why are we showing Encino?...Oh, wait, I see what's up. We're gonna meet up with a familiar pirate and his brainy parrot, aren't we?
 * Namine: Yep.
 * Jiminy: Well, what's he up to?
 * Chronicler: Look for yourself...(We see the human citizens getting ready to celebrate Christmas while a fruitcake truck is seen driving down the street, and a familiar pirate is seen driving it with his parrot. Then he notices the audience, and stops the truck)
 * Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, there! Merry Christmas, kids....Oh, I bet yer' all wonderin' why ol' Patchy has this here fruitcake truck. Well, after that time where I put meself on the Naughty List for tying and gagging a mailman in his own truck just for his truck, I decided to make amends with Santa by giving him and his elves some fruitcake as an apology gift so I can get meself on the Nice List, (Goes to the back) that way I can get the chance to meet SpongeBob and his Shell Lodger buddies. (Opens the back to reveal the owner of the truck tied up and gagged) So I gave this here fruitcake delivery man the day off.
 * Potty: (Scoffs) Here we go again, kids!
 * Patchy: Well, I guess I have no time to lose, so it's time I get back on the road. (Hops back into the truck)
 * Potty: Are you sure you know how to get to the North Pole this time?
 * Patchy: Of course, Potty, ya silly parrot! While we get ourselves on the road, let's see how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and their friends are doing this Christmas.
 * Jiminy: That didn't take long, did it?
 * Namine: Man, is Patchy gonna get it this year.
 * Jiminy: Now let's get this story started. (The book flipped through some more pages to reveal a pop-up illustration depicting the Dragon Realms with snow falling from the ground. Everything then transforms into the actual Dragon Realms)
 * (Chronicler): The story begins on December 21, just four days before Christmas. The entire Dragon Realms was blanketed with snow, and our favorite yellow hero is having the time of his life. (The camera goes into the Dragon Temple in SpongeBob's room as he begins to wake up, and a familiar song from It's A SpongeBob Christmas begins)
 * Lord Shen: (Appears after the song ends, and walks up to SpongeBob and Sandy while his wolves and apes carry in something covered by a tarp cloth) Good morning, Square and Squirrel Ones.
 * Spongebob: Hey, Shen! You excited for Christmas this year? I mean, even though you don't ordinarily celebrate Christmas as much as the Winter Feast?
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. My parents seemed to appreciate the Winter Feast just as much as you do with Christmas. They seemed to know about Christmas as well since they were in touch with the High Council before they died.
 * Sandy: Uh...what's under the tarp?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, you'll love it. It took us a few days to get it ready, but it was all worth it. BEHOLD! (Boss Wolf pulls the tarp cloth to reveal a beautiful ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * SpongeBob: (His jaw drops)
 * Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-JOLLY DING DANG DO, WOULD YA' LOOK AT THAT!
 * Lord Shen: Beautiful, isn't it?
 * Boss Wolf: Shen was not easy about this. He asked specifically for ice FROM ANTARCTICA!! God, you would not BELIEVE the trouble I went through.
 * Lord Shen: I had Squidward to do part of the work, but decided to get rid of him since I noticed he was getting annoyed by you again.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, what a grouch! It's Christmas. Nobody should be grouchy on Christmas!
 * Boss Wolf: I beg to differ!
 * Lord Shen: Silence! Now, let's check on the others, shall we?
 * Icky: (The room is decorated with garland, Christmas lights, and a large Christmas tree with a bright-blue glowing star on top) Well, if this doesn't scream 'Christmas-worthy', I don't know what does.
 * Donkey: (He came in, amazed by the wonder and beauty of the Temple decorations) WOW, you really outdone yourself, Ickmeister!
 * Icky: Yeah. At least this will allow us to forget about the time Fidget pissed Lord Shen off with his mistakes.
 * Iago: That was only a few years ago, we've ALREADY forgotten about that.
 * Icky: Oh...well, good.
 * Shenzi: Great, so when do we eat?
 * Ignitus: In good days time, Shenzi.
 * Banzai: Oh, man! It's almost Christmas, and we haven't had our breakfast after breaking our legs decorating the place.
 * Icky: Well, why didn't you just ask?
 * Banzai:...(Sighs) You mean to tell me you would've let us off on a break?
 * Icky: Yeah. It's Christmas time, nobody would be THAT heartless on Christmas time. Who do you think I am, Ebenezer Scrooge?
 * Shenzi:...We'll take that as a 'yes'. Let's go, boys. (They zoom off to the kitchen)
 * Ignitus: DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS FOOD, GUYS!!
 * Sparx: So, where's SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Right here! (He, Sandy, and Lord Shen enter while Shen's wolves bring in his ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * Po:...Whoa! That's some ice sculpture, Shen!
 * Icky: Looks like it was made with genuine ice.
 * Lord Shen: Straight from Antarctica.
 * Iago: That explains the smell of polar bear.
 * Skipper: Polar bears aren't native to Antarctica, you idiot!
 * Iago: Really?...Then what is that smell?
 * Boss Wolf: Don't ask!...PLEASE!
 * Boss Wolf: (Screams like a girl as a female leopard seal chases him down)
 * Leopard Seal: COME BACK HERE, YOU HOTTIE!!
 * Boss Wolf: NO!
 * Icky: (Melman appears with Christmas lights covering him) Oh, here's our Christmas "Giraffe"! (He and Iago laugh)
 * Mr. Whiskers: (Laughs)...I don't get it!
 * Melman: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, you guys.
 * Viper: Guys, I think you should know by now that I'm bringing someone here for a visit.
 * Sir Hiss: Who?
 * Viper: It's a surprise.
 * Icky: Well, I already invited some of our friends from past adventures to visit the party.
 * Viper: Really? Who?
 * Icky: A certain nobody of Boy Sora's for example.
 * Sandy: Ohhh, you mean that Roxas guy?
 * Icky: Not just him. I'm also inviting our old pal, Jiminy Cricket. I'm sure he's still in our debt for helping him guide Pinocchio to the path to being a real boy.
 * Patrick: (Stuck in a trap) I thought that was just dumb luck.
 * Tigress: Also, Kairi's medieval relatives are coming to the party.
 * Icky: There's also Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders. Celestia, Twilight and Spike couldn't make it because they're spending Christmas and Hearth's Warming with Taiku, his friends, and a few others they say were from the Rise of the Guardians world. Shining and Cadance are spending the holidays alone. I was even able to reluctantly invite Discord to the party.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Absolutely not! I don't want that silly freak of reality lousing up this party!
 * Boss Wolf: You're STILL cross with him?
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) You got a problem with that?
 * Boss Wolf:...No, of course not.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Now, Prehistoric One, I want you to call him up and tell him he's canned!
 * ???: Too late! (A white flash appears, and a Christmas gift is seen)
 * Mr. Whiskers: OH, BOY, A PRESENT!!
 * Lord Shen: WAIT, DON'T--(Whiskers opens it, and a blizzard of snow pops out, and the snow molds itself and forms Discord dressed up as Santa)
 * Discord: You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Shen!
 * Sandy: Well, you seem pretty early.
 * Discord: Well, duh, I'd like to see you imagine me getting here WITHOUT magic.
 * Shen: Listen pal, don't you have a family of your own to celebrate with? I'm pretty sure your parents wouldn't want to be kept waiting for their 'reformed' son to arrive for the holidays.
 * Discord: Of course! That's why I brought them here! (King Wacky and Queen Pranks teleported there)
 * Shen: Butt-sauce!
 * King Wacky: Oh, my! Shen, you sure have put a lot of effort in making an ice sculpture of your precious niece.
 * Discord: Pfft, that's nothing. You should've seen the ice sculptures I made.
 * Lord Shen: Nobody cares about your chaotic past, you dunce!
 * Queen Pranks: Shen, be nice!
 * King Wacky: Yeah. We wouldn't wanna have to remove your beak, now would we?
 * Lord Shen:...Okay!
 * Sandy: And damn, is Kairi gonna be surprised when she and Spyro see this here ice sculpture.
 * SpongeBob: Say, speaking of Kairi, where's our sweet little angel?
 * Boss Wolf: Christmas caroling with Spyro and Cynder, and some kids.
 * Sparx: Oh, that's right, the Digidestined and I are supposed to be with Kairi, Spyro and their friends caroling. I almost forgot.
 * Tai: (From outside) Sparx! Hurry up, we're late!
 * Sparx: SMELL YA LATER! (He zipped away)
 * Lord Shen:...Well, if Discord is going to behave himself, he can stay.
 * Discord: You have my word, nothing surreal will happen.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, it'd better not. Now, let's go check on the Christmas food.
 * Squidward: Assuming if the Hyenas haven't bitten off more than they could chew.
 * Sparx: (Zips up to the group of carolers) What'd I miss? (They all walk away as some familiar Muppets are seen in an apple cart)
 * Rizzo: Christmas apples!
 * Gonzo: Oh, hey, it's you! We've been expecting you....Oh, I bet you're wondering "What the heck are we doing here in the Dragon Realms"?
 * Rizzo: Well, now that I think about it, what ARE we doing here?
 * Gonzo: Don't you remember? The Chronicler, Namine, and Jiminy Cricket asked us to help tell you viewers the story.
 * Rizzo: Oh...well, remind me again why they chose random people like us.
 * Gonzo: Because the Chronicler is a busy dragon, and everyone else is on a Christmas spree. We were the only ones left for this specific job.
 * Rizzo: Oh, yeah....Well, to heck with that, I'm just here for the food!
 * Jiminy: (Appearing from a bubble above Rizzo's head) What're you doing, Rizzo? Eating on the job? Get back to work!
 * Rizzo: Alright, alright! Don't get your undies in a bunch.
 * Gonzo: Now, to begin the story.
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are walking down the street) Everyone loves Christmas! The young, the old, the so-n-so!
 * Rizzo: Except for those of other religions.
 * Gonzo: RIZZO!
 * Rizzo: What? It's true!
 * Gonzo: (Sighs) Let's all just forget you didn't hear that. Anyway, Christmas is a holiday where even natural enemies would put their differences aside for the sake of this most wonderous of days. There's not a single soul that doesn't like-- (Suddenly, a limousine zoomed by, covering the two with snow)...
 * Rizzo: (The two got out from the snow) WHO THE JUNK WAS THAT ROAD HOG?!?
 * Gonzo: Let's just say that was among the 1% of non-religious people that have...otherwise feelings towards Christmas. In life, there was two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley who had a nasty business partner named Jin Juan Ping, which he legally changed to 'Copperfang Scrooge'. He was a snake that was more cold-blooded than normal cold-blooded reptilian standards. Even his condor butler and warthog maid, as obedient as they are, can't help but feel a strange coldness in the air every time his limousine passed them.
 * Rizzo: Say, is it getting cold around here?
 * Gonzo: Well, that's probably because we're still sitting in this snow pile Copperfang buried us in.
 * Rizzo: Oh, right.

Chapter 2: Lord Copperfang's Christmas Ruining Takes Hold
Toy Building Lord Copperfang's Office Santa Claus' Workshop Copperfang's Office Santa's Workshop The Reindeer Stables Miser Bros. Terratories Altitude During the Middle of the Song After Song Copperfang's Toy Company Building Copperfang's Office Main Lobby Elves' Sleigh Altitude Copperfang's Office Elves' Sleigh Toy Company Factory Parking Lot Limousine A Local Café Table 9 Dragon Temple Swamps SpongeBob's Room, Dragon Temple Later... The City Road in the Woods (This song plays) Dragon Temple Villain League Fortress Junjie's Room
 * ???: (The song ends immediately after this) WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!? GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
 * Woman: How rude! (The limousine arrives and pulls over to a tall building that has the words 'Copper & Weasley Toys HQ' on it as a condor dressed like a butler gets out of the driver's seat and goes over to let his employer out of the limo)
 * Condor: Here we are, sir, your office building.
 * Lord Copperfang: (Appears from out of the limo as a snake similar to Viper's father, but wearing a suit, cape, top hat, a red scarf, an eye piece, and a staff with a diamond and a golden dollar-sign on it. He slithered out without so much as a grunt)
 * Copperfang: (He and his condor butler go inside the building as various animals are seen making toys and so on, all sweaty and exhausted) Ah, I love the smell of profit in the morning. (They pass by a Chihuahua and a lizard as the Chihuahua sighs in sadness)
 * Lizard: John? What's wrong?
 * Chihuahua (John): Oh, nothing, James. It's just that...well...Christmas is coming soon, and I have no idea if the boss is gonna let everyone off for the holidays like he rarely does these days.
 * Lizard (James): Pfft, I wish! You know how scroogy that reptile is!
 * John: It's just that...one of my kids has started feeling unwell recently, and I just wanna spend Christmas with him, and not locked in the office building that also serves as a toy factory.
 * James: I can't imagine the odds of him allowing that. He never keeps his word these days. (They see Copperfang arriving to a Gazelle secretary)
 * Gazelle Secretary: Morning, Lord Copperfang, you have 2 meetings today.
 * Lord Copperfang: Of course I do, Secretary Savania. Now move so I can attend it. (Slithers inside an office)
 * John:...This is my chance, James.
 * James: Oh, I don't know about that. The last employee who tried to asked for something was hospitalized by Copperfang's security guards. Poor soul was trying to get the chance to see his ill wife who died afterward.
 * John: Well, it wouldn't hurt to try....(Breathes deeply) Well, here I go.
 * James: But you can't interrupt him in the middle of his meeting. You could get fired.
 * John: Then I'll simply wait. I don't care what happens, I am not going to let my family down.
 * Copperfang: (He is seen counting a series of coins)
 * Speaker Voice: Sir, two businessmen are here to see you. A cat and a dog, to be precise.
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Send them in, Miss Savania. (He then turns his chair and sees a huge portrait of himself as a younger snake with two weasels similar to Buck from Ice Age 3, both with red and blue eye-patches on either side of their heads) Ah, my old business partners, and teenage friends. Alan and Drakey Weasley, dead 3 years on Christmas Eve which is only three days from now. Ah, those two and I had some great times. Tragic they died from an incident with a poison-dart frog. Man, what funny words they said. In their last wills and testaments, they left me enough money to pay for their tombstones. (Laughs) And I had them buried at sea. (Chuckles) You're a rotter, Mr. Copperfang! (A knock is heard) Come in! (A bloodhound and brown tabby cat came in, and the tabby was incredibly clumsy)
 * Bloodhound: Hello, Mr. Copperfang. The name is Nigel, and that guy over there is my clumsy associate, Stanley. (Stanley the Tabby Cat crashes into a shelf filled with glass)
 * Stanley: I'M OKAY!
 * Nigel: Uh...right. Anyway, we are representatives for a donation organization. Today's projects are to keep Prison 42 afloat, as well founding for the local hospitals, orphanages, and our biggest one, relief for the poor victims of Hurricane Sandy.
 * Stanley: It may've been 2 years ago, but that was a really bad storm, ya know-- (Trips, and crashes into a vase) OOF!!...I'M OKAY!
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? A charity scam?
 * Nigel: Hell, no, we didn't say 'charity scam', did we? We're just collecting money for the poor, that's all.
 * Copperfang: Oh, I see. You want me to give you money for the poor, huh? Well then, if I help you raise money for the poor, you do realize that means the poor won't be poor anymore will they?
 * Stanley: We just wanna make things better for them.
 * Copperfang: And if the poor is not poor anymore, you won't have to raise money anymore, will you?
 * Nigel: Well, I suppose--
 * Copperfang: And if you don't have to raise money anymore, then you would be put out of a job and just before Christmas Eve. (Pretending to take pity on them) Oh please, gentlemen. Don't ask me to put you out of a job! Not before Christmas Eve!
 * Stanley:...Wow, even for a snake, that's quite a venomous outlook.
 * Copperfang: Excuse me? You come in here just to insult my pride? I WON'T HAVE IT! (Presses a button) Get me security! I need some people who are trying to trick me into giving them money for free! (Bulldog security guards showed up)
 * Stanley: (Cat screams, and he and Nigel are grabbed by the bulldogs)
 * Copperfang: You want some money? Well, I've got a bundle right here! (Raises his tail up) Spend it like mad! Now, get lost! (The bulldog security guards drag the two out of the building and threw them out into the snow)
 * Stanley:...So, where was his bundle of money? (Nigel looked at him weird)...
 * Copperfang: (Sighs, and looks at the portrait again) What's this world coming to, Weasleys? You work all your life to make money...and people want you to give it away! I swore to make this the best company in the UUniverses, and I meant it!
 * Savania: (On speaker) Mr. Copperfang, your niece and some yellow-bellied snake with her is here to see you.
 * Copperfang: (His jaw opens in shock, and he sighs) Send them in. By the Gods, I never get a break! (Looks at his portrait again) At least I'm happy you two won't have to deal with Christmas anymore. The plus side is that I don't have to share 50% of the business and profits with you two anymore. Yet, I have to face my Kung Fu-loving niece. I have to acknowledge my family for once after...that night....(Looks sad, but sharpens up) No matter!
 * Viper: (She and Sir Hiss come in) Hello, Uncle Jin. It's been years since we last met, and--
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Viper, my dear, we've talked about this. I legally changed my name to Copperfang Scrooge. Were you so tied up with that turtle's sidekick's teachings that you forgot?
 * Sir Hiss: (Offended) I beg your pardon, good sir! Is that anyway to talk to your own niece?
 * Viper: Hiss, don't make him angry.
 * Copperfang: Who is this guy?
 * Viper: Oh, this is my friend, Sir Hiss.
 * Copperfang: Hiss? You mean that chump who abandoned you for a greedy lion prince? Oh, you decided to come back crawling from all that loot you gained.
 * Sir Hiss: Snakes do not crawl! They slither!
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) But where are my manners for a niece who shows the only family compassion for me? What brings you here?
 * Viper: Well, Uncle Copperfang, I came to ask you something.
 * Copperfang: Be quick about it, I'm counting my profits. (Begins drinking some wine)
 * Viper: I came to ask you if you would like come to our Crossover Holiday Festival and spend Christmas with me and my family in four days.
 * Copperfang: (Spits his wine out in shock all over Sir Hiss)
 * Sir Hiss: UGGGH!! Did it expire or something?!? God, why is it I wind up getting covered in alcohol every few moments?
 * Copperfang: Pardon my French, but could you run that by me again?
 * Viper:...Would you like to spend Christmas with us?
 * Copperfang: (Smacks away his money pile with his cane in anger as the money piles onto Sir Hiss) DID THAT RED PANDA MAKE YOU FORGET OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME?!? I do not enjoy Christmas! Have you forgotten what it has done to me, you stupid girl?!?
 * Viper: I was only asking to see if you'd come around!
 * Copperfang:...(Sighs, and takes a deep breath) Viper, I love you like a child, but please, keep your holiday spirit to yourself and I'll keep mine to myself.
 * Viper: I'm sorry. I've tried for years to make you happy after what my family thinks about you.
 * Copperfang:...(Shivers)...I left my family behind me a long time ago. You're the only family comfort I have left. And I must ask you to leave.
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Well, if you insist. Come on, Hiss, let's go. (They both leave)
 * Sir Hiss: (Notices Viper shedding a tear)...I am so sorry, Viper. I knew this would end so badly. What makes him so cold-hearted, anyway?
 * Viper: I'd rather not talk about it. (They both go out the building)
 * Copperfang:...(Looks out the window to see Viper and Hiss leaving)...Bah, humbug!
 * Head Elf: (Santa's elves were busy making toys as usual as a head elf runs towards Santa's office as Santa was sleeping, and the head elf burst in scaring Santa to fall through the floor) SANTA! I'VE GOT URGENT NEWS!!
 * Santa: (Gets himself unstuck from the floor) Ho-Ho-Holy Jingle Bells, what is it, Alfred? Don't you knock, by the way?
 * Alfred: It's the Naughty List! Guess who made top-dog again for the umpteenth time in the row? (Shows a small iPad-like device labeled 'The imNaughty Pad, and Santa looks at the top and sees Lord Copperfang's name on the top of the Naughty List)
 * Santa:...Great Galloping Fruitcake, Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping Scrooge has made the top of the naughty list AGAIN?!?...(Sighs) What are these UUniverses coming to? What naughty deed did that poor bloke do this time?
 * Alfred: Recently or in the past?
 * Santa: Recently.
 * Alfred: Well, first, he had security guards throw 2 donation guys face first into the snow after giving them...er...the tail, I guess? Then he reacted angrily to his own niece, despite keeping his cool. I've never seen him that scroogy before.
 * Santa: (Sighs) He still hasn't learned the true meaning of Christmas, has he? (Checks a matching device called the 'imNice Pad', and finds SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi's names by order on the top)...Alfred, find Teddy and Dougie and tell Teddy to go to the Dragon Temple to pick up SpongeBob SquarePants and tell Dougie to find Spyro and Kairi. Oh, and while you're at it, get my wife to make refreshments. We're going to have some company.
 * Alfred: Uh, why do you want us to get SpongeBob?
 * Santa: Well, I gotta talk to him, Spyro and Kairi about Copperfang and that terrible scroogy spell of his.
 * Alfred: Say no more, Santa! Oh, and uh, who's coming for dinner?
 * Santa: It will be just SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro for today, Alfred.
 * Alfred: ON IT! (Zooms off in unbelieveable speeds)
 * Speaker:...Sir, one of your employees requests a meeting with you.
 * Copperfang: Which one?
 * Savana: John Chihuahua, sir.
 * Copperfang: (Gets curious) Send him in. (John the Chihuahua enters the office)...Well, if it isn't my absolute favorite employee, John Chihuahua. What brings you to my office?
 * John: Well, senior, I want to talk business with you.
 * Copperfang: (Surprised) Business?
 * John: Well, the other employees and I were wondering--
 * Copperfang: Yes?
 * John:...Well, as you know, since Christmas is four days away and we know you don't like Christmas and what it did to you in the past, and we mean no disrespect bringing that up to you again because of it, but we were wondering if we could have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off?
 * Copperfang:...Well...I suppose so. But I'll have to duct you and the other employees half of next week's pay right after you receive your Christmas bonuses.
 * ???: NO!! (Copperfang and John looked to see other employees at the front door)
 * James:...Awkward.
 * Copperfang:...Well, if that's really what you want, then fine! You beloved employees can all take Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, but be back here on Boxing Day and work 24 hours to make up for the two missed days and your pay ducts.
 * John: Well, thanks, senior. I thought you were gonna try to trick or threaten us into changing our minds--
 * Copperfang: Miss Savania, put the 'Help Wanted' sign back up, I think our entire staff mysteriously vanished into thin air.
 * Crab Employee: We'll be back on Boxing Day and make up for our pay ducts, sir.
 * James: Absolutely. (The other employees nod in agreement)
 * Copperfang: (Chuckling) I knew you would. (Goes back to counting his profits) I certainly did.
 * Alfred: Alright, Teddy and Dougie. Front and center! I have an urgent mission for you both.
 * Teddy a Fat Elf: What's that?
 * Alfred: We got a serious problem regarding Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping who made top dog on the naughty list, for the umpteenth time in a row.
 * Teddy: Again?
 * Dougie a Skinny Elf: What did that stingy grouch do to get Top Dog this time?
 * Alfred: You mean recently, right?
 * Dougie: Yep. Fire away, Alfred.
 * Alfred: First off, he had 2 donation guys tossed out face in snow after giving him 'the tail', then he got angry at his niece for trying to invite him for a Christmas party, as well as counts of being too bossy to his employees, but that's his common offense, you boys are aware of that, right? Our main concern is what I meant first and second.
 * Teddy: Of course, so what is the plan?
 * Alfred: Santa wants us to bring SpongeBob SquarePants, Spyro, and the Seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, to him so the big man can warn them about Copperfang.
 * Dougie: So you want us to get the sleigh, hitch up the reindeer, get SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi and bring them here?
 * Alfred: Yeah, that's the idea in the nutshell.
 * Teddy: Alfred, After we get SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, you do realize we'll have to giude them safely through the Miser Brothers' Territories?
 * Alfred: I take it those two are at it again, huh?
 * Teddy: Yeah!
 * Dougie: Yeah, not even birds can fly there without getting mistaken for minions of each other.
 * Teddy: Those two can really have a go at each other and anyone crazy enough to fly over their turf.
 * Alfred: Yes, but unfortunately, we have no choice. It's a straight shot from here to the Dragon Temple where SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro live, which is the easy part.
 * Dougie: And the hard part is?
 * Alfred: We have to guide the three through both the Miser Brother's Territories, and their crazy attempts to hurt each other, and you bunch unharmed.
 * Teddy: (Gulps) I feel uneasy about this.
 * Dougie: Look, this ain't our first time at the rodeo, kid! We did worse missions than this. Remember when we migrated the yeti tribe to a better location away from Santa's Workshop?
 * Teddy: Oh don't remind me, Dougie!
 * Alfred: He's right! We gotta focus on the task at hand here. Come on, let's get the team.
 * Teddy: Okay...uh...who's the team again?
 * Dougie: He means the reindeer, Ted.
 * Teddy: Oh, right.
 * Alfred: (Eight familiar reindeer are seen in their feeding pens as the three elves appeared) ATTEN-TION!! (The reindeer got up in a military stand pose)
 * Donner: (In a Jim Cummings voice) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen, and yours truly, reporting for duty, Alfred!
 * Teddy:...Uh...Why do the reindeer sound Russian?
 * Alfred: We got the DreamWorks Madagascar variation as a transfer.
 * Dougie: Sorry, what?
 * Alfred: Well, as you are aware, our Santa ain't the only Santa, so these aren't the only reindeer, and we ain't the only elves. The UUniverses is insanely vast, and a majority of worlds celebrate Christmas, so there has to be a Santa to meet each one. Sometimes we like to transfer reindeer around since certain Santas have a knack with machines like ours does, and we got the ones from one of the DreamWorks versions. These guys are very strict and militant, and they don't play nicely with creatures from Antarctica because they have this crazy thought that Santa used to live in the South Pole, and bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor, which was nothing more than an urban legend.
 * Donner: That's what I keep telling South Polers, but do they listen? NIET! And what's worse, they seduced Cupid!
 * Cupid: HEY, Private was a very special guy!
 * Alfred: Enough of that, you two! You've got a job to do here!
 * Donner: Afraid, what is big problem?
 * Alfred: Short and simple, Copperfang is top dog on the Naughty List, and Santa thinks he may be on the verge to be a serious problem. We're all aware that he's a toy owner who learned how to wield terrible magic from a book of spells he found in a basement. If mad enough, he can use a powerful spell that can turn anyone just like him.
 * Teddy: A snake?
 * Dougie: An old guy?
 * Donner: Reptile?
 * Alfred: More along the lines of being a Scrooge! Specifically, a person who hates Christmas. He knows a spell that can turn anyone who's heart is not pure enough and the weak-minded into Scrooges. However, it has drawbacks. One, it goes away after Christmas. And does anyone know the greatest drawback of all?
 * Teddy: It's a rare spell only the strongest warlock knows?
 * Alfred: Close, but no! (To reindeer) Any of you? (The other reindeer except Cupid and Donner just shrugged 'I don't know')...Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Anyway, we need you eight to help us find three people and bring them to Santa. You might know them by SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Donner: You mean that purple dragon, that hero sponge, and that charming as hell Princess of Heart? You kidding, they're friends of South Polers!
 * Cupid: Donner, I grow tired of your lousy hatred for those penguins! You can't blame them for not listening to reason. I wasn't able to tell Private about it, who I trusted to tell his comrades about. That would've solved problem in 10 seconds flat.
 * Donner: Cupid, that's enough talk! I forbid you from seeing that penguin again on this mission!
 * Cupid: Oh, pfft, who do you think you are, my father?
 * Alfred: I said that's enough! Donner, I want you to behave while on this mission, and give Cupid the respect she deserves, and respect her wishes. Is that clear?
 * Donner:...(Sighs) For the sake of Christmas not being ruined, then I shall accept.
 * Alfred: Alright then! Move out!
 * Alfred: (The elves are seen flying on the sleigh and reindeer) Be careful, Donner! This is a warzone waiting to happen!
 * Donner: Oh, pfft, we've gotten our Santa Claus out of situations like this all the time. We enjoy a little action every once in a while. These stupid feuding Miser Bros. don't scare us! Come to think of it, where are they?
 * Teddy: Yeah, seems quiet so far. I mean, nothing dangerous happened yet--
 * Alfred: WATCH OUT!!! (The elves scream as a fireball and an icicle hit on impact as a familiar song is heard)
 * Donner: And here comes their trademark songs, kiddies!
 * Heat Miser: (Notices the group) Ohh! Well don't just stand there! Elves! Santa's Stealth Ops! Ooh, they must be on their way to get kids to start thinking about a White Christmas again!
 * Alfred: (Via megaphone) Actually, we're on an important mission to get a sponge, a dragon and girl! We don't mean any harm, don't open fire!
 * Heat Miser: LIARS! START FIRING!
 * Donner: Reindeer, start evasive maneuvers! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (They start dodging the attacks)
 * Heat Miser: Wha--what kind of reindeer are they totin'?
 * Snow Miser: NICE MISS! I'VE SEEN HOTTER SHOTS IN THE VOLCANIC ERUPTION OF MT. ST HELENS!!
 * Heat Miser: OH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!!
 * Snow Miser: AS YOU WISH!! (Starts firing icicles at the sleigh)
 * Teddy: Oh, classic Miser Bros, competing for superiority!
 * Donner: HAH, we can handle icicles! (They dodge the icicles)
 * Snow Miser: Wow! Santa must be paying those reindeer BIG TREATS for getting through this.
 * Heat Miser: Huh, déjà vu!
 * Snow Miser: AHHHHHH, SHADDAP!! (The reindeer got them through safely)
 * Heat Miser: THEY GOT AWAY!! THEY GOT AWAAAY!!!
 * Snow Miser: No blitz! It's all your fault, hothead!
 * Heat Miser: No, it was YOURS, cold-shoulder!
 * Snow Miser: Sunburner!
 * Heat Miser: Frostbiter!
 * Snow Miser: Thermophile!
 * Heat Miser: Freezer-Burn!
 * Snow Miser: Lousy-Degree!
 * Heat Miser: Broomball!
 * Snow Miser:...Hellfire!
 * Heat Miser: (Gasps) THAT'S IT, IT'S GO TIME, AGAIN!! (They continue the fight as the song continues)
 * Alfred: (Sighs) Will those two ever agree on anything?
 * Teddy: Doubtful.
 * Dougie: But we have to go back into Snow Miser and Heat Miser's domain again once we get SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro.
 * Alfred: And when we bring them through there, Heat Miser's going to realize that we're telling the truth.
 * Teddy: So, how far is the Dragon Realms?
 * Alfred: Let me check the map. If I could just find it in my pockets.
 * John:...Oh, finally, about time to go home! (The other employees agree, and then a well-dressed weasel passed through)
 * James:...Who was that?
 * John: I don't know, but who cares? I was able to have a talk with Copperfang, and live. We're gonna enjoy our Christmas, mi amigo!
 * Speaker: Mr. Copperfang, you have a visitor with interesting business propositions.
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? Well, by all means, let him in! (The weasel walks in)
 * Weasel: Greetings, dear Copperfang. It's nice to finally see you.
 * Copperfang: And...you are?
 * Weasel: I'm Mr. Darwin Weasley. You might know me as the nephew of your old friends, Alan and Drakey.
 * Copperfang: They never told me they had a nephew.
 * Weasel (Darwin): Well, they don't talk about me much, despite the fact that I made them the corporate people you knew they were today. You see, I am the President and CEO of widespread D-Mart stores everywhere, and I have a quite a deal for you since you've done so well for my uncles following their deaths.
 * Copperfang: Wait, you're the owner of D-Mart? The widespread super-store that makes more money than the whole money supply of any world?
 * Darwin: Precisely. People say I make trillions, but heck, that's bread money to me! We make so much money, we're talking zillions. So much, we have to invent a new word for it.
 * Copperfang: BY JOVE, YOU'RE THAT RICH?!?
 * Darwin: Richer than Bruce Wayne!
 * Copperfang: You possess wealth I only wish to get! What is it you want?
 * Darwin: I came to have you sign a contract that guarantees money by the hundreds, maybe in the zillions. I am looking for a toy company to partnership with D-Mart since the last one got shut down, and because you're reputation perceives you, you're the guy I need for the job.
 * Copperfang: Me?
 * Darwin: Of course. My stores are stupidly low on toys from Black Friday and we need to restock on toys before the sales of Christmas go down! And I'm sure even my uncles would allow this.
 * Copperfang:...Really?
 * Darwin: Trust me, gramps! We are supply and demand! We must supply!
 * Copperfang: Supply and demand?
 * Darwin: Of course! That would mean employees will have to work through the weekends, celebrations of any kind, even if it means on Christmas Eve and Day! Trust me, the rewards are worth it, my friend.
 * Copperfang: To be at par with the richest weasel ever? That's a deal I can sink my fangs into! You've got a deal!
 * John:...(Sighs joyfully) Finally, after all these years of hard work, Copperfang is finally coming to his senses.
 * James: Yeah, it's very surprising. Maybe he's not so bad after all--
 * Copperfang: (On speaker) Attention all employees. There will be a change in plans. For you see, I have just signed a deal with my old weasel workers' nephew, the President and CEO of D-Mart, Mr. Darwin Weasley! This company is finally gonna become rich. (The employees get excited)
 * James: So that's what that weasel guy was!
 * John: Huh? I'm surprised. I'm actually proud for him--
 * Copperfang: However, sacrifices have to be made. You all are working through Christmas Eve and Day! He has many sales to meet and supply! This is a supply and demand world, and Christmas has no room for a modernized world! That is all. (Ends transmission)
 * Fox Worker: WHAT?!?
 * Crab Worker: NO FAIR!!
 * Badger Worker: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
 * James: OH, COME ON!
 * John: But...but he promised we would have time off!
 * Alfred: Well, gentlemen, if my calcuations are correct, we're finally heading into Dragon Realms airspace.
 * Teddy: So, how do we find them now that this place has become more civilized with other animals from other worlds since Malefor's downfall?
 * Cupid: Don't worry, Teddy, we'll find them! All we have to do is find the Dragon Temple. That's where they live.
 * Alfred: (Suddenly, something in his pocket vibrates) What the--? (Takes out his imNaughty Pad device) Oh, great! My imNaughty Pad is acting up again! (Reads it)...Oh, no, it's Copperfang again!
 * Teddy: What did he do now?
 * Alfred: Well, let's see. (Presses the screen, and a view of Copperfang's office is seen as several employees are protesting)
 * John: Boss, with all do respect, what's wrong with you? What in the Santa Compaña is going on?
 * Copperfang: Darwin offered me a better deal, that's all.
 * Darwin: Everybody calm down! I know this upsets you, but this is just business we're talking about.
 * James: But this isn't fair!
 * Copperfang: Sorry, James, but life isn't fair! You'll have to deal with it if you want to keep this job.
 * John: But senior, you promised!
 * Copperfang: I'm changing the promise! I'll let you off once Christmas is over and Darwin's deal with me is complete. Christmas is just another work day, and anyone who thinks otherwise should be boiled in his own pudding!
 * James: Well, that's not very nice!
 * John: But senior, Christmas is a time for giving. A time to be with one's family.
 * Copperfang: DO NOT REMIND ME OF FAMILY, JOHN! Family means nothing to me anymore. And as for Christmas, I say 'Bah, humbug'!
 * James: And I say 'Merry Christmas', 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'! Sir, you never keep your word with these things, and you're not being fair to us employees. Can't you just have a heart for once?
 * Copperfang: I don't want anymore protesting from all of you! Get back to work, or I'm calling in security! (The bulldog guards come out with nightsticks, everyone moans sadly, and leaves the office)
 * Darwin:...Wow, sir, you need to keep your employees on a tighter leash.
 * Teddy: What just happened?!?
 * Alfred: I'm afraid things with Copperfang just got worse. He broke his promise of letting his employees off because of his greed. I'm afraid we need to find that Temple and fast!
 * Dougie: Indeed. Donner, full speed ahead!
 * Donner: As you wish! (They speed up)
 * John: (Going back to his post with James as tears fall down his eyes)...How could he break his promise?
 * James: And here, I thought he had finally changed.
 * John: Ay carumba, this is bad! What am I gonna tell my family? What am I gonna tell...*Sniffs* Teeny Tom? (Gonzo and Rizzo are seen watching them from out the window)
 * Gonzo:...(Sighs) Well, folks, Santa's worries are very justified indeed. Copperfang's lone interest in wealth has made him forget his sense of morality.
 * Rizzo: Geez, I thought he was a grouch before, but this?! Breaking a promise to a poor underpaid Chihuahua? That's like piling a whole MOUNTAIN of snow on us. Aren't those elves gonna get the Lodgers yet?
 * Gonzo: Rizzo, Santa insturcted those elves to bring only SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi to him. I assure you that the Lodgers will find out about Copperfang's scroogy attitude in good time. But all in all, Christmas may be looking at trouble.
 * Copperfang: (Heads towards his limo where his Condor butler waits for him) Take me home, Henry.
 * Condor Butler (Henry): Yes, sir. (Copperfang gets in the limo)
 * ???: SIR, WAIT! (John appears from out the door)
 * Copperfang: Uh, on second thought, take me to my usual lunch spot, and step on it!
 * John: PLEASE, SIR! THINK ABOUT MY SON!! (The limo just drives off in the streets leaving John coughing at the limo smoke)...(Sighs) ¿Cómo voy a cuidar de mi hijo ahora? (Spanish: How am I gonna take care of my son now?) (John sheds a tear, and walks back into the building)
 * Henry: Pardon my curiosity, sir, but, what was that about? Didn't he say something about...a son?
 * Copperfang: Oh, just Jonathan's sob story about his sick son. You know, it's just natural selection. If he's gonna die, let him. His death will ease the problem of the surplus population, and one less mouth to feed. Why bother to care for someone who's death is eventual? (Henry didn't respond)...Henry? What's up?
 * Henry: Oh, nothing, I was just asking. I...I didn't wanted to engage conversation.
 * Copperfang: Good.
 * Henry: ("Oh dear! Always so negative! I know somewhere under all that self-entitled wealth-loving rudeness is a better snake. Especially for his...niece, the only member of his family who shows any respect for him.")
 * Copperfang: I think today was a special and grand day, Henry. I just signed a tremendous deal with Darwin Weasley.
 * Henry: You mean the President of D-Mart, sir?
 * Copperfang: And the nephew of Alan and Drakey that I didn't know existed. I wonder why the two didn't tell me about him?...Anyway, to my usual melon collie lunch spot. My stomach is starting to twist.
 * Henry: 'Melon Collie', sir?
 * Copperfang: It's a term for my depression of Christmas, Henry.
 * Henry: Right, sir.
 * Copperfang: (He and Henry arrive as the people in the store look at him with surprise, anger and disinterest)...
 * Henry: Sir, why are the people looking at you like that?
 * Copperfang: Probably because of the usual ways they think about me. Now let's go. (They arrive to a French Poodle waiter)
 * French Poodle: Ah, bonjour, monsieur Copperfang! Your usual table?
 * Copperfang: That would be lovely, Andre.
 * Copperfang: (Slithers into his seat) Ahh, nothing like a nice meal after a sweet deal to sweeten the taste of profit. (Sighs joyfully as several people in the café look at him disinterested)...What are you looking at me for? (They left their table)...Yeesh, you'd think they'd treat an old person with some respect. (Henry looks at him for that statement)...What?
 * ???: Ahh, what a remarkable coincidence! (Darwin appears) How lucky am I to run into my honorable client in my favorite café in the town?
 * Copperfang: Darwin, what a pleasent surprise to see you here!
 * Darwin: (Sits down) I was going to go to your office and tell you about this whole deal we made. (Andre the Poodle appeared)
 * Andre: Would you like your usual, Mr. Copperfang?
 * Copperfang: No, I'm starting to cut back on those fattening dumplings and chicken. Just give me a turkey and mozzarella cheese sandwich with some tomato soup. Any of you want something?
 * Henry: I'm not hungry, thank you.
 * Darwin: I'd like just 1 dumpling and a some tomato soup.
 * Coppefang: And we'll just have water.
 * Andre: Coming right up. (Leaves)
 * Darwin: Well, Copperfang, I told the board about you, and they love ya! Your company's perfect for ensured sales! And we both are gonna benefit from this!
 * Copperfang: Wonderful news, Darwin! Just wonderful!
 * Darwin: I can see the future, gramps! You and I are both gonna benefit from this! We'll become marketing gods among men.
 * Copperfang: (Andre comes with their water) Well in that case, a toast to the new era of Copperfang & Weasley businesses all around! (They clink their cups together)
 * Darwin: I can imagine tomorrow being the best day of our lives already! (They take a sip of the water as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from behind a window)
 * Gonzo:...While the two business men enjoyed their lunch and success, Alfred, Teddy and Dougie arrived in the Dragon Realms and are about to drop Teddy off in the swamp to go get SpongeBob while Dougie and Alfred get Spyro and Kairi who are ready for Christmas caroling with the Digidestined and the other children.
 * Teddy: Oh, why do I have to be in a swamp? (Glowing eyes are watching Teddy walk through the murky water) It's so, icky, and gross, and icky, and now snowy, and icky. And icky! Did I mention that? (Stomps are heard, and Teddy turns around to see a swamp golem) YIPE, A SWAMP GOLEM!! (He makes a run for it, and gets out a snowglobe which creates a portal and vanishes trough it, confusing the Swamp Golem)
 * Teddy: (Enters SpongeBob's room panting after escaping the Swamp Golem)...Okay, I so don't ever wanna do that again! That place was dangerous! How could it get--(Spears are suddenly pointed at Teddy) AAAHHAAHH!!! (He is surrounded by Shen's wolves)
 * Wolf: STOP RIGHT THERE, INTRUDER!
 * Wolf #2: WHICH OF THE VILLAIN TEAMS ARE YOU WORKING FOR, SPY?
 * Teddy: I'm not one of them!
 * Teddy: (He is thrown in a cell) Aw, come on!
 * Boss Wolf: Alright, shorty, who are you? One of Cobra's many butt-ugly abominations, or Chrysalis's changelings? What about one of Dark Dragon's holographic-disguise machine soldiers? Or are you the same thing with Dr. Nefarious?
 * Teddy: Uh, do I look like someone who would be using a holographic disguise, or any of that other rubbish? I'm one of Santa's elves, and I need to see SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi for something important.
 * Boss Wolf: What kind of fool do you take me for? Villains aren't familiar with our turf that much, and one of our spies saw you being chased by one of our Swamp Golem neighbors!
 * Teddy: I'm telling the truth! Santa sent me and a few others to--
 * Boss Wolf: THERE'S MORE?!? Who else is in on it?
 * Teddy: Okay, this isn't something your boss, Lord Shen, would expect you to do. You usually don't do anything with intruders unless Lord Shen allows it.
 * Boss Wolf:...How do you know that?
 * Teddy: I'm one of Santa's elves, of course. We see things you do and what you did just like Santa! Don't believe me? Then you can just consider yourselves on the Naughty List forever!
 * ???: What is going on here? (Lord Shen arrives)...Who is that guy?
 * Boss Wolf: He's some guy we found sneaking in the swamps. We think he's impersonating one of Santa's elves.
 * Lord Shen: AND YOU THREW HIM IN A CELL WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION?!? What do I pay you guys for, let this poor soul go!
 * Boss Wolf: You don't pay us at all!
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade)
 * Boss Wolf: Okay, sorry! (Lets Teddy go)
 * Lord Shen: Sorry about that, sir. Boss Wolf was just being his stupid self again as usual. Now tell me, who are you?
 * Teddy: Teddy. Teddy Elfenstein. I work for Santa Claus, as you'd expect I would.
 * Lord Shen: And how will I know that you're not a spy for the Villain League, or any other villain team?
 * Teddy: The Villains aren't even active this time of year. Even they can't bring themselves to do something nasty on Christmas. It would embarrass them greatly.
 * Lord Shen: Are you sure?
 * Teddy: Yes. I cross my heart!
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, you'll have to take it up with the others. They'll see if you're worth trusting or not.
 * Teddy: I've got nothing to worry about, then. (They leave)
 * Boss Wolf: (Lord Shen looks at him angrily as he chuckles nervously) Uh, oops!
 * Lord Shen: Consider yourself lucky, if this poor soul was killed in any way thanks to you, you would've been on the Naughty List this year!
 * Boss Wolf: Sorry, sir.
 * Alfred: (He and Dougie are seen searching the city for Spyro and Kairi on their sleigh until Alfred's imNaughty Pad vibrates again) Oh, boy, what did Copperfang do this--(Sees Boss Wolf's name on the Naughty List)...Boss Wolf? What's he doing on the Naughty List? (Taps the name and his actions against Teddy are seen)...Wow...that was rather strange.
 * Dougie: What is it, Alfred?
 * Alfred: Apparently, Boss Wolf from the Shell Lodge Squad got himself on the Naughty List for nearly killing Teddy without Shen's permission thinking he was a spy for any of the villain teams. Not surprising that Lord Shen's only 89% worthy of getting on the Naughty List after his actions about Discord crashing the party.
 * Dougie: Why would Boss Wolf think immediately that Teddy was a villain spy?
 * Alfred: He was probably doing it for Shen's over-protective actions against Kairi. Remember the time Lord Cobra posed as the Easter Bunny and Chrysalis and those changelings of hers were posing as baby chicks?
 * Dougie: How could those Leagers pull that o--...Oh, yeah! Bunnymund didn't take kindly to that event, either.
 * Alfred: But at least Teddy was saved. But right now, we need to focus on finding Spyro and Kairi. They're second and third on the Nice List, so they're sure to know we're Santa's real elves.
 * Dougie: And what about Lord Cobra and those Leaguers? Since it was their fault that Teddy was almost killed for setting a trap on an Easter Sunday, what will become of them?
 * Alfred: I'm sure you know the punishment. We'll get some of those coal launchers and give them what they deserve.
 * Dougie: Coal launchers? Didn't you say we'd never use those since they're basically like modern versions of stoning?
 * Donner: Oh, relax, launching coal hasn't caused any casualties for our Santa. All it does is knock people out. That is as long as he keeps his rule of firing only one hunk of coal to strike meanies unless it misses.
 * Alfred: Exactly. We elves have trained ourselves enough with the gift launchers, and I'm sure we can use the coal launchers to the same effect.
 * Donner: Yes. It's much better than using guns, which is obviously out of character for person like Santa. I've seen videos on YouTube depicting Santa using guns, and damn, are they offensive.
 * Alfred: It'll be fun, too.
 * Dougie: Wait, I just thought of something. What if the Villain League gets suspicious of us, too? It's not an every day occurrence that Christmas elves wanna just come and launch coal at them.
 * Alfred: Their suspicion of us won't happen and I'm sure Boss Wolf has learned his lesson. Though he doesn't know he's on the Naughty List now, he'll learn eventually. We won't use the coal launchers on him, though, that wouldn't be very necessary seeing how he's a hero. But I'll tell Santa about it just in case. (Takes out an iPhone, and prepares to call Santa)
 * Dougie: Uh, Alfred? Is it me, or are we above some kind of military bases?
 * Alfred: What're you talking about?
 * Dougie: Look! (They see that they're flying over a military base)
 * Alfred: Oh, boy, we all know how aggressive the military can be. Wait, since when was there a military base in New York--(Suddenly, they are being followed by 2 military helicopters)
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: You are in restricted airspace! Leave now or we will be forced to shoot you down.
 * Dougie: NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT! WE COME IN PEACE!!
 * Alfred: Uh, Donner, I think it's time to go!
 * Dougie: Get us to Spyro and Kairi's location and step on it, quick!
 * Donner: Roger, let's step on it, comrades! (The Sleigh disappeared from the sight of the helicopters at a very fast speed)
 * Helicopter Pilot:...Whoa! I think I need to lay off the pills, because I must be seeing things.
 * Helicopter Pilot #2: No, we saw it, too, lieutenant. But at least they're gone, so let's go back to base and call it a day. They're having milk and cookies.
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: Oh boy, my favorite!
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are on the top of a tree and see Kairi, Spyro and their friends hiking through the woods on the sidewalk heading for the next town to carol and don't notice them) Our heroes are unaware of the problems at hand, and the elves have their own problems of being accused as Villain Leaguers in disguise because of past events.
 * Rizzo: Boy, I can't believe Boss Wolf accused an elf as a spy all because of the Villain League disguising as holiday figures in the past. At least Teddy didn't die. That would be out of character for our great heroes.
 * Gonzo: And Boss Wolf learned his lesson...or at least he will when Christmas arrives. Anyway, after the elves got away from the military helicopters, Alfred has already informed Santa of Boss Wolf's actions and Teddy is now being introduced to SpongeBob, and he will be told about the whole thing in due time. As for the rest, Spyro and Kairi and their friends are in for a suprise when some of their invited guests come to pick them up and take them to the next town.
 * Rizzo: Where?
 * Gonzo: Over that glade.
 * Rizzo: When?
 * Gonzo: Right...about...now!
 * (Some sleigh bells jingle as a beautiful green and long sleigh pulled by four white horses with Rutt and Tuke hitched up at the front with Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Max Goof with most of the Jungle Adventure Crew inside and Genie is driving the sleigh with Fu Dog at the front seat while Tantor, since there's not enough room for an elephant was following behind with Terk riding on him)
 * Sparx: Hey, what's going on here?
 * Spyro: It's some of our old friends, Sparx.
 * Kairi: (Applaudes) Nice singing, guys.
 * Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!
 * Tai: So, how was the travel?
 * Fu Dog: It was great.
 * King Julian: Yes, it lifts my spirit to be feeling the Christmas time again. I am even looking forward to getting back on the Naughty List! (Gets out a coconut) COCONUT FIGHT! (Throws it towards Kairi, but Spyro catches it)
 * Spyro: Whoa, there, cream puff! We don't need any of your silly antics this year.
 * Mort: (Zips up to Julian's feet) I can be the coconut! (Julian flings him off) WHOA!!
 * Timon: Would you guys like to come with us back to the Temple?
 * Kairi: Well, we just sent the children back home, and we were actually gonna have a brief look around, but I guess we could go home. I hear Uncle Shen was preparing something for me and Spyro after Squidward was grumbling about it.
 * Daisy: Well, then, hop on, and we'll--
 * Pumbaa: HOLY KRINGLE! LOOK AT THAT!! (Santa's sleigh has arrived and lands right next to The guests' sleigh)
 * Minnie: Oh, dear! I hope the people in there are alive!
 * Cupid: (Appears with the other reindeer) Well, hello there, Miss Kairi!
 * Kairi: Cupid? Donner?
 * Maurice: Oh, boy, you here to harass the Penguins about their silly fantasies about your master?
 * Donner: We've been temporarily transferred to Dragon Realms Santa since his reindeer is taking time off, and hopefully before Christmas Day. As for our Santa, he's using special new sleigh that Comet built for him in the event that we should help any other Santa. If he were to get other transfers, MAN, would there be infinite number of reindeer transfers.
 * Spyro: Comet is an inventor? (Comet nods 'yes')
 * Donner: Yeah, he's very good at making machinery even with hooves. I have to speak for him since me and Cupid are only ones who speak.
 * Donald: Odd how a reindeer can invent.
 * Mickey: By the way, who was driving you guys?
 * ???: I told you I should've taken the ropes!
 * ???: Hey, I'm still practicing here, okay, you don't have to be a d--
 * ???: Shhh, I think they're noticing us. (They both crawl out from the sleigh, and reveal themselves)
 * Alfred: Spyro, Kairi, there you are!
 * Goofy: Oh, what do you know, Christmas elves! Gawrsh, who knew they were bad at riding a sleigh?
 * Dougie: I'm just practicing, that's all. Anyway, we came to find Spyro and Kairi. We have something urgent to discuss with you two and SpongeBob.
 * Spyro: You do?
 * Alfred: Yes. We chose you to help us since you three are the first three on the Nice List.
 * Spyro: We're all on the top of the Nice List?...Well, that's great to know, isn't it?
 * King Julian: Well, tell me, Mr. and Mr. Christmas Elves, am I on the Naughty List?
 * Dougie: No, you don't seem to be, why?
 * Cynder: Don't ask, the answer would make him look more stupid than he already is.
 * Spyro: Well, can we talk about this at the Dragon Temple? If we do it out in the open, someone's sure to notice us.
 * Kairi: Plus, Uncle Shen worries about me a lot.
 * Alfred: Very well, then. Reindeer, get the sleigh ready.
 * Lord Shen: (With Teddy and the other Shell Lodgers)...And he claims that he wants to see SpongeBob for something very important concerning someone who might mess up Christmas this year.
 * Merlin: Well, I sense no darkness in him. In fact, even his heart is beating to the sound of Jingle Bells. So that means he's a real Christmas elf.
 * Alex: I still can't believe Boss Wolf nearly had him killed.
 * Marty: Oh, he's gonna be on the Naughty List for sure, now!
 * Boss Wolf: I said I was sorry, guys!
 * Teddy: No, no, it's okay, I forgive you. That's what Christmas elves do in situations like this. Too bad I can't check if you're on the Naughty List since I don't have an imNaughty Pad like my boss, Alfred, does. He and my friend, Dougie, are searching for Spyro and Kairi so they can tell them about all this.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you've come to the right sponge, Teddy. We'll help you anyway we can.
 * Lord Shen: I'm glad I didn't let my over-protective side get the best of me since it's Christmas. If I did, I wouldn't have been a wise general. We all remember how the Villain League disguised themselves as the Easter Bunny, and a few other holiday icons to kidnap Kairi. So, what do we do?
 * Teddy: I'm afraid Santa asked for just SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Lord Shen:...You're kidding, right? You're letting Kairi out with only two Lodgers who can barely protect her as well as an entire group?
 * Teddy: It's true. I know you want to protect Kairi, but your reputation, and your behavior with Discord today has left you 89% worthy of making it to the Naughty List. We know in our gut that someone like that would wind up screwing up the mission. Plus, the Workshop's shield won't allow people close to the Naughty List to enter. I assure you, Santa has the best protection in the UUniverses. Your niece will be safe from any harm.
 * Lord Shen:...Hmm...I don't know. Perhaps I'm getting fooled again.
 * Shifu: Shen, he is not what you think he is. He's telling the truth. We sense no darkness in his heart.
 * Lord Shen: I'm not buying it! Get out the lie detector, BW, maybe you're not gonna make it to the Naughty List after all.
 * Shifu: Boss Wolf, don't! Shen, don't make it hard for Teddy than it already is.
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. I assure you, Kairi will be safe. I haven't been wrong before, you know.
 * Lord Shen:...Very well. I'll allow it. (The doors open as Spyro and Kairi's group, along with the reindeer, Alfred, and Dougie arrive)
 * Kairi: Hey, guys, we're back! And we've got some guests with us.
 * Private: CUPID!
 * Cupid: Private! (The two hug)
 * Skipper: NORTH POLERS!!
 * Donner: SOUTH POLERS!!
 * Alfred: Donner, what did I tell you?
 * Donner:...Forgive me, I have promised to be on best behavior on this trip.
 * Alex: Why do you guys have our Santa's reindeer?
 * Dougie: They're transfers. The Dragon Realms Santa needed some substitutes, so we got these guys until the other reindeer are ready.
 * Alfred: We're glad Teddy is okay after what Boss Wolf had pulled. Sadly, he's gotten himself on the Naughty List for that. I'm sorry.
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! There goes my squirty gun and my yo-yo! (Everyone looks at him weird)...What?
 * Alfred: But you do realize that this has sparked a risk of the Villain League finding out we were onto them, right?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, they're not the ones to back down instantly by just saying 'peace on earth, and good will toward men'.
 * Gilda: Can they help it? Santa surely loads them up with those black rocks every year.
 * Fidget: Can we go on to why these elves are here?
 * Alfred: Oh, of course. You see, an old uncle of a certain viper you have in your team has apparently made it to the top of the Naughty List for the umpteenth time in a row.
 * Crane:...That must've been the guest that Viper was referring to.
 * Alfred: Yes. His name is Lord Copperfang. He's been known to own a toy company, and his greed leaves him to do cruel business regulations, and even cancels holiday celebrations just to make his company the best in the UUniverses. Recently, his profile of naughtiness is...(Checks his imNaughty Pad again)...Kicking two money-collectors out of his office after giving them the finger, or the tail as I might call it, reacting badly to Viper's offer to visit this place, and as of recently, breaking his promise of letting his employees go off for the holidays after signing a deal with a super-store CEO.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's the meanest thing I've ever heard. I haven't seen something like that since Mickey's Christmas Carol Special.
 * Alfred: Yes. He's also a magic warlock who has been planning to put a curse on the Dragon Realms that will turn a lot of people into scrooges. Which is why we need you three to help us.
 * SpongeBob: Has he done anything else in the past?
 * Alfred: Oh, lots. You see, he- (Viper and Sir Hiss arrive and see Viper sobbing softly)
 * Tigress: Viper, Hiss!
 * Viper: My guest refused my request, guys. He's still not in the mood for anything Christmas-related. I- ...Wait, who are those guys?
 * Shifu: Christmas elves who work for the Dragon Realms Santa. They came to ask SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to help with something regarding your uncle.
 * Viper:...They told you about Copperfang?
 * Po: Yes. They say that he's been doing some pretty mean crap recently including him shunning you two. He's apparently attempting to put a curse on everyone to make them hate Christmas.
 * Viper: (Sighs) Well, it's true, he does know a few spells. I know my uncle isn't a very positive snake, but a Chinese warlock? And I never expected him to be doing something like that. We have to do something.
 * Lord Shen: Actually, they say that only SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi can go. The rest of us can't go.
 * Viper: What?
 * SpongeBob: Santa said it himself.
 * Viper: But...but I have to see Copperfang.
 * Alfred: Sorry, but even though you're on the Nice List, you're not as good as these three since they have the highest spirits. Nothing personal.
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Okay. Good luck, you three. Be careful with my uncle.
 * SpongeBob: Great, let's go. (They don't notice that they're being watched by one of Chrysalis' changelings, who flies away, but the whoosh catches the attention of Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen:...(Gets suspicious) Excuse me, guys, I gotta make a call! (Walks away)
 * Chrysalis: (Translating the Changeling's warning) He says that the Shell Lodgers have thought we were trying to kidnap Kairi by posing as real Christmas elves, which they were. The elves say that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are to go to Santa's Workshop to take care of some greedy and scroogy uncle of Viper's named Copperfang.
 * Lord Cobra: Really? They thought I was hoaxing them? ON CHRISTMAS TIME?!? (Laughs) What do they think I am, a monster? I made a rule not to do evil on Christmas unless provoked. But after all THAT, I say that counts as provoking to me. So we're gonna be going after those three heroes. Plus, this 'Copperfang' fellow can be of grand use to us.
 * Chrysalis: Really?
 * Cobra: Of course. This may be our only chance of getting what WE'VE wanted for Christmas! Well, not for Christmas, but for our entire career. To finally capture the three people we've been trying to capture for years so we can do what we've always wanted to do with them. It's perfect! It's- (Knocking is heard)... Who could that possibly be?
 * Chrysalis: I'll get it! (Opens door, and snarls, only for Cobra to drag her back in)
 * Cobra: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!? I'll handle this. (Opens the door) Sorry about her- (Sees that there is nothing there but a present)...A present?...Well, that's odd.
 * Chrysalis: Let's open it!
 * Cobra: HOLD IT! We don't know what will happen as soon as we open it. Remember the last few times we were given the 'Smurf Present' treatment?
 * Chrysalis:...Well, that makes sense. But how will we know?
 * Cobra:...Hmm...I've got an idea.
 * Junjie: (Sleeps in bed until Cobra and Chrysalis burst in, scaring him straight out of bed) HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!! Don't you two ever KNOCK?!? I could've been naked in here!
 * Cobra: Oh, come on, Junjie, it's Christmas. And we just so happen to have a present for you. (Takes out the present)
 * Junjie:...Really? You're giving me a present? The master of the Villain League is giving me a Christmas present?
 * Chrysalis: Of course. Would we lie?
 * Junjie:...Okay, thanks! (Takes the present and sits in bed ready to open it, and Cobra and Chrysalis chuckle softly as they close the door, and make noises that imitate them walking away, and they look through the peephole)
 * Cobra: This is gonna be fun!
 * Junjie: (When they see Junjie opening the present, they suddenly see that Bunnymund has popped out of it, and punches Junjie to the ceiling where his head gets stuck) OOF!
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis get shocked) What the--?!? What's HE doing here? (Bunnymund hears them with his good hearing, and he opens the door, and finds them)
 * Bunnymund:...Hello, mates! Been a long time. I can't forget the time you impersonated me to get close to Kairi, and had your shapeshifting philo-philes impersonate cute little chickadees to convince them more....It was an Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
 * Cobra:...Really?...You came here all because you wouldn't get over that incident?
 * Bunnymund: Yes, but this is about something else! And after how you used me to prank your poor foxy bloke, this has just turned personal. (The camera goes onto the fortress, as a thwack is heard, and the two are flung through the roof and out into the distance screaming) THAT WAS TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BE A BURDEN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!! (On radio) This is Bunnymund to Shen, the two burdens are taken care of.
 * Lord Shen: (On radio) Good work, kangarabbit, now those two won't be a problem for those three.
 * Bunnymund: A 'kangarabbit'? Really?
 * Lord Shen: Just go back home, big boy!
 * Bunnymund: You know what, go bite yourself, whitey! (Ends transmission, opens a hole in the ground, and jumps into it)

===Chapter 3: The Dark Man's Scroogeyness curse, Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro's Road to the North Pole, The hazordious skies of the Miser Bros, Santa's Warning, the Un-welcoming commetity of the Miser Bros' allies and Mother Nature strights things out.=== Copperfang's limo again. Near Copperfang's mansion. Inside Copperfang manor. The Dragon Temple temple doors. (Viper, Copperfang, and the tainted anti-heros will sing this)
 * Copperfang: "A great feast to end a great day, Henry."
 * Henry: "Indeed, sir."
 * Copperfang: "Now to return home, and relax."
 * Chrismas carollers are seen singing.
 * Gonzo's Voice: Copperfang lived in a mansion which was once owned by his now deaceased two buisness partners, Alan and Drakey Marley the Weasel Brothers. it is as blick and lonely as he is. and worse of all, he is not very fond of carollers.
 * Copperfang: (After getting out of the Limo) Hey, Get off my lawn! Go on shoo before I release the hounds!
 * The Carollers screamed and got off of Copperfang's property.
 * Gonzo: Apperently The Lougers have taken their job of protecting Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro dead serious ever since The Leage attempted to kill Spongebob with Master Xehanort nearly turning Spyro into his 13th dark vessel and thanks to the Villain leage's Holiday icon scams, the lougers disturst to Santa and his elves have ruined their chance to warn Spongebob, Spyro and Kairi of Copperfang's curse that turns people into Scrooges called "The dark man's scroogyness". And that was a HUGE mistake.
 * Rizzo: "Wait, I thought he didn't done it yet."
 * Gonzo: "Alcoruse he didn't, I was just explaining. Alcourse, given enough time, he will do it soon enough."
 * Rizzo: "Ok, I'm spectical of this guy being a chinese warlock. He looks nothing of the sort."
 * Gonzo: Anyway ever since he neglected Viper's invitation to the Holiday Crossover Festival, Copperfang has descided to make an example of the louge by teaching them that he is not fond of Christmas at all by casting his curse on all holiday lovers.
 * Rizzo: "Still specitcal."
 * Copperfang was in a magic looking symbol filled with chinese words.
 * Henry: "Sir, Miss Warts and i are, concerned about what your doing."
 * Miss Warts, the warthog maid: "Don't ya think your taking this, atad too far?"
 * Copperfang: Miss Warts, I've tried evreything I could to forget about Christmas, but it's existance has forced me to take drastic measures. And what better way to start my curse to ruin Christmas then by using a dark curse?
 * Henry (wispers): "He's gone mad."
 * Copperfang: Now then, lets begin with my neice's boy friend and those anti hero friends of hers, shall we?
 * Miss Warts (wispers): "Now he's just being crazy!"
 * Copperfang begins to quietly chant the curse's incantation.
 * Lord Shen, Cynder and the other anti hero lougers where still checking on the preperations in the ballroom.
 * Lefou: "Hey, is anyone starting to feel, funny?"
 * Riku: Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be sick or somthing.
 * Icky: "We didn't ate bad fruitcake did we?"
 * Gilda: I don't think its the fruitcake Ick.
 * Trixie:(begining to glow green) What is happening to me?
 * Icky: "Holy christmas!"
 * Lord Shen: "What in the name of the devines?"
 * Suddenly Cynder and Riku begin to glow green and transform into their avatar forms!
 * Iago: "HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "What dasturdly trick is Cobra up too this time?"
 * Boss Wolf: Uh, Sir, I don't think this is Cobra's doing this time.
 * Suddenly all of Shen's wolfs and apes started to glow green too.
 * Lord Shen: "If it's not Mang, then who else is capable of such magic?!"
 * Copperfang's Voice: I beleive this is all my doing because you anti hero lougers including my Neice's snivling little boyfriend are going to help me ruin Christmas!
 * Sir Hiss: "Wha, wha, Mr. Copperfang?"
 * Icky: "Ok, is Merlin punking us again with his hocus pocus? You got us good man! Great chrismas joke!"
 * Copperfang's Voice: Oh I don't think so, you prehistoric loud mouth bird.
 * Iago, Icky and the Hyenas begin to glow green while screaming.
 * Copperfang's Voice: Consider this your punishment for loving that mindless modernised holiday known as Christmas you anti-hero twats!
 * Boss Wolf: "I'm out of here!"
 * Boss Wolf makes a run for it!
 * Lord Shen: "My anti-magic charm!"
 * Lord Shen heads torwords a spiecal chinese case!
 * Copperfang's Voice: Oh, no you dont peacock, My plan for you is just begining!
 * Shen's chinease case explodes while Lord Shen begins to glow green and lets out a peacock screech!
 * Boss Wolf struggles to get the door open!
 * Boss Wolf: "IGNITUS! HELP! WE'RE BEING ATTACK BY A CHINESE WARLO-"
 * Boss Wolf now begins to glow green along with the remaining anti hero lougers while howling in pain!
 * Copperfang's Voice: It's no use, The Dark Man's Scroogyness is too powerful for you to overcome. As of right now, you anti-hero lougers will do my bidding and help make one Christmas that no one will ever forget. Now go out into the realm, ruin Christmas perminatly and spread the curse to others who are weak-minded and do not have pure enough hearts!
 * the anti-heros began to laugh maniacly!
 * Wolfs, Hyenas, and the Villagers from belle's village began to march down, with Avatar Cynder, and the other anti heros leading them.
 * Viper sees this.
 * Viper: "Hiss, where are you and the others going?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "We're gonna go to have fun ruffing up chrismas, deary!"
 * Viper: "What?!"
 * Lord Shen: "As general, you and the others are forbidden to interfear! Boss Wolf, activate lockdown protocal!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Yes sir."
 * Boss Wolf Presses a button, and a force field of engry blocks in Viper, as it surrounds the temple, preventing all, but the corrupted forces.
 * Icky: "Sorry Vipy, wish you can come along, and trash Christmas with us! NOT!"
 * The anti-heros laughed as thet stormed out!
 * Viper: "Oh no! What did Cobra do this time!?"
 * Soothsayer: "It's not Cobra this time. We must hurry to the others."

Repo! The Genetic Opera - At The Opera Tonight

full The North Pole- Santa's Workshop the dragon temple. Villain Leage Fortress. Dragon Temple again. Copperfang Manor. Leage Fortress. Leage Fortess, Plankton's room. Copperfang Manor. (This happened.)
 * A loud alarm is heard as all of the elves paused from making the toys!
 * Santa: "Is it what i think it is, Alfred?"
 * Afried: Yep Santa, I think the Scroogy storm has begun. (Shows Santa the Naughty List which had all of the Anti-heros' names right underneath Copperfang's.
 * Teddy: "Oh no! This is bad! What did they do to get on there?"
 * Alfred: Copperfang cursed them into becoming humbug scrooges like him. If this keeps up, everyone with no pure heart or a strong mind is gonna become scroogey. what's worse, they're laying waste to town, and sang a song from "Repo the genetic opera", and it, kinda doesn't make sense, cause theres no opera to speak of-
 * Dougie: "NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE CRITICAL!"
 * Santa: "Calm down, Doug. But your right. this is a serious time. But we're helpless to intervene in anyway, or to contain the curse. Our only hope is the remaining lougers and their friends. It's up to them now."
 * Sparx: "Hey what's going on, why is there a force-field around the temple?"
 * Spyro: "We're trap all of the sudden! what's going on?!"
 * Devon: "Yeah, what's going on?"
 * Ignitus: This appears to be the work of Viper's uncle who has turned evreyone of the anti-hero lougers, including Cynder and Riku, into scrooges and they have the entire temple on lockdown.
 * Phil: "Hold it! Copperfang corrupted a 3rd of our team, right? (Laugsh out loud!) That stingy old repile, a magic user? (laughs crazy again) Abra Ka-ching! (laughs out loud!"
 * Timon and Pumbaa laughed!
 * Timon: "Who told ya something like that?! What mook, made that up!"
 * Spryo (angrliey goes over to Phil, Timon and Pumbaa): You three think us getting trapped in a force-field and what Ignitus just said is funny?!?
 * Sparx: "Relax Spyro. It's just that Copperfang's nothing but a stoogey old grump, he's not a magic user! If anything, I bet it's just Mang trying to set him up! He corrupted our friends and trying to pin this on Copperfang cause he's so anti-chrismas!"
 * Phil: "That's what we're trying to say!"
 * Cornwall: "There was even a news coverage that Copperfang himself said that he's not a magic user! He doesn't even believe in magic!"
 * Alex: "Yeah, there's doubt Ol' Coppy is in anyway behind this! It has to be Mang! I mean, this mess is him written all over!"
 * Soothsayer: Like I told Viper before, It is not Cobra this time, and I do believe those elves you, Sparx, Kairi and the others met and that letter from Santa Claus Shen burned up isn't a Villain leage holiday scam this time.
 * Po: "(Laughs), And Shen always said you had no sense of humor! Like Copperfang is really-"
 * Po sees Viper tearing in sadness.
 * Sparx: Uh guys, somthing tells me that the sight of Viper in tears means that the Soothsayer's really not kidding and I can't help but think that this somewhat might be our fault.
 * Po: "What your serious? And Copperfang is..... (Stutters for a brief), You mean what he said in the news coverage is a lie?!"
 * Skipper: "Never did trusted the news media."
 * Cornwall: "And how's this our fault? We didn't do anything to Copperfang to provoke him!"
 * Spyro: Guys, Viper mentioned that her uncle hates evreything to do with Christmas and I think Sparx meant that letter and those elfs that we thought was one of Cobra and the Villain Leage's attempts to capture me, Spongebob and Kairi. If what the Soothsayer said about the elves and letter are not the leage's doing this time, then that would mean that the letter and elves were from-
 * Kairi: The Real Santa Claus?
 * Alex: (Gasps) We accused the real Santa as one of the Cobra and the Villain League's latest holiday scams.
 * Marty: Oh, we're all gonna be on the naughtly list for sure now!
 * Familiar voice: Actually, you guys arent going on the naughty list, you're just taking your jobs a bit too seriously.
 * Spongebob: "Huh?"
 * The lougers turn to see two familiar elves appearing.
 * Spyro: "Ah, haaaa....... Look, about the whole, mistaking you guys for another leage scam, it's just, like Shen would say, you can never know what they're up to..... (Nervious laughing)."
 * Spongebob: "OH PLEASE SANTA'S ELFS, WE'RE SO SORRY! IT'S JUST THAT THE LAST TIME WE THOUGHT WE MET HOLIDAY ICONS IT OFTENS ENDS WITH SOME OF US BEHIND A VILLAIN LEAGE BRAND CAGE, AND, AND AND!"
 * Squidward: "Oh and you wanna know what's worse?! We've invited our friends from Equestia to visit us! Just WHAT is Celestia gonna think when she finds Shen desimating a civilisation again?!"
 * Alfred: Look guys, we're not here to give you guys a lecture, You three are Spongebob, Spyro and Kairi right?
 * Spongebob: "Well, (gives himself a wedge to look at his underwear) I think that's what my tagged underwear said."
 * Teddy: "Tagged Underwear?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, it's a long story really, I forgotten who i was once and uh, there was this nasty king fu fox from the leage and uh-"
 * Douge: "Easy kid, we didn't asked for your life story."
 * Alfred: Anyways, while you guys were blind by your fear of the Villain Leage's attempt to get their hands on Spongebob, Spyro and Kairi, you guys took your jobs a bit too seriously and thought we were just another one of the leage's holiday shcemes when we can to ask you three to come with us to the northpole so Santa could warn you of how Copperfang is cable off, but now you know the hard way and you paied the price for it, we're going to try this one more time. Do it for your friends who have now fallen victim of the  Dark Man's Scroogeyness curse. Oh and as for the Villain leage, they got their Christmas gift early this year.
 * Chrysalis and Mang are watching this in banages with the rest of the now banaged leage.
 * Lord Cobra: "NO THANKS TO YOU RETARDS?! OW MY COILS HURT!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Ohh, something tells me I kinda don't wanna know what you did to them, considering the way to put that way."
 * Tuilo: "Yikes. Guess the leage might be getting a "Black and Blue" chrismas today."
 * The lougers laughed!
 * Alfred: "Hey, I'm for having fun at bad people's expense too, but we kinda have a situation here."
 * Sandy: "Right, we need to warn The Main 6 and the Princesses about this before they get the wrong idea!"
 * Sora: Wait, Sanday, Most of the mane 5 and the Princesses, but Twilight and Spike are spending the holidays with some of their old friends, let's not drag them into this.
 * Alfred: And Also, you guys can't intervene with the chaos Copperfang has already unleashed, it will make the situation more worse.
 * Viper: He's right.
 * Shrek: "You serious?! We need all the help we can get out there, and it wouldn't be right to just let that grouch do what he very well pleases!? What if all of our enemies find out that the Lougers are either corrupted or are helpless to do anything and deside to cause all kinds of trouble! Team Nefarious could discover this and deside to attack a defenceless Equestia and snag away the Tree of Harmony! The Dark Dragon and the Scourge Empire will start to go on the conquest spree! And I don't think the Villain Leage will stay injured forever, and not to mention what THEY'RE CAPABLE OF?! And then there's Qui and her seriously messed up plans of making the villain teams more buddy-buddy then local travern drunks!? And I heard Prison 42 is facing Fiancal trouble, guess what happens when The Glactic Feds shut it down and try to transport them out? And if in the midst of making all of our enemies like each-other, they attack the transport and INCLUDE THOSE GUYS IN THE PARTY?! Then, it's a HOP-SKIP-OF-A-JUMP, till eventally the Darkspawn start to come back thanks to the Grand Genertor under Nefarious' control, who was made friends with the other villains, and then, IT'S BYE-BYE MORTAL FREEDOM AND LIFE, IT'S BEEN FUN! (Wispers) See you later."
 * Alfred: "...... Yeah...... On second thought, VERY BAD IDEA to leave them out in the dark, and you guys DO need to go out there to see what you can do to slow it down!"
 * Shifu: "But it's not exactly safer to get them too involved either. We do need a plan to get this under control before what Shrek said becomes reality, and our corrupted fellow lougers no longer become the only problem."
 * Matt: Well just because we're dealing with something big doesn't mean we can't still have a good Christmas.
 * Everyone stares at Matt with blank "Are you serious?" stares.
 * Phil: "Seriously? You suspect us to celebrate chrismas, WHILE THE UNITED UNIVERSE IS ON THE HIGHWAY TO HELL?!"
 * Alfred: "Yeah, I'm all about being chrismasy and festive, BUT EVEN I KNOW this situation is too bad!"
 * Girl Sora: "I'm sorry, but THAT would make us look like we don't care what is going on and look selfish."
 * Matt: "...... Sorry."
 * Po: "So, what are we gonna do? How do we get out of the Temple trapped under the shutdown protocal force sheild?"
 * Douge: Our top boys are taking care of that now.
 * Spyro: (To Spongebob and Kairi) You two ready for a little feild trip once the protocal force feild is down?
 * Spongebob: "Well, it's gonna feel, odd going without the other lougers, I-"
 * Po: "In all fairness, somebody has to go and keep Shen making a big angry bird jerk agian."
 * Sandy: "But the Media is sure gonna report that some of our friends suddenly turned mean, and increse the chance of the other villains finding out!"
 * Spongebob (To Kairi and Spyro dubbed as Brian): Then we got no time to lose! Allright, let's go to the North Pole.
 * Sparx: You three got room for one more?
 * Spyro: "Well might as well, cause your kinda my familier."
 * Alfred: "Well, Santa didn't asked for a forth, but why not?"
 * Shifu: "The rest of you, to the plan room now!"
 * Copperfang laughed wickedly as the choas he created to ensure Chrismas is put in it's place for good!
 * Copperfang: "I did it Henry! I finally put chrismas in a well, deserved, grave! Now, nothing, not even my brainless niece and those simpleton misfits can stop me!"
 * Henry was riddled with guilt for this.
 * Henry: "Sir please, why do this to Chrismas?"
 * Copperfang: "Like you don't already know Henry. Now, get out of my sight."
 * Henry quietly obliged.
 * Mang saw that Copperfang hated chrismas even more then him.
 * Lord Cobra smiled.
 * Lord Cobra: "Lightbulb."
 * Chrysalis: "Mang, are you thinking what I think your thinking?"
 * Lord Cobra: "Consider it our way to get even for that brash uncalled for assult by one of the Guardians no doubt caused by the High Council favering twit Santa claus! We just need at least ONE leager that hasn't been badly damaged!"
 * Plankton is seen undamaged by Bunnymond thanks to being too small or BM forgot about him completely, as he sang his verson of Santa has his eyes on me! Afterwords, Plankton gets more mad!
 * Plankton: "IT'S NOT FAIR KAREN?! EVERY YEAR IT'S THE SAME CRUD?! I END UP WITH MORE COAL THEN A COWBOY TIMES LOCAL-MOTIVE!?"
 * Karen: "Aw, I heard these rants before."
 * Plankton: "Oh thank you wind from benife my wings. I tried to get even with Chrismas once, and IT BLOWS UP IN MY FACE?! I may never get the chance again...."
 * Knock Knock.
 * Plankton: "WHAT IS IT?! I'M TRYING TO WALLOW IN CHRISMAS MISERY?!"
 * Lord Cobra: Oh relax, Plankton it's, just me!
 * Plankton: "Oh, come in."
 * The door opens, reveiling a banaged Mang and Chrysalis.
 * Plankton: "HOLY SHRIMP?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YA GUYS?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "I suspect Santa desided to give us something worse then our usual black rocks: a holiday beating from that childhood guardian Bunnymond! And I desire satisfying payback!"
 * Plankton: "So what do you want me to do about it?"
 * Chrysalis: "We know you tried to defeat Chrismas once by using Jerk-toninum and that Robot Spongebob. We want your help to convince Copperfang to require our aide to ensure Chrismas' downfall."
 * Plankton: "..... Copperfang? The toy company uncle of one of those kung fu furry freaks? Why are we interested in him?"
 * Cobra: "He turned out to be a chinese warlock and cursed the anti-hero lougers to villain out once again under an anichent spell, and I want the leage the first ones to take full advantage of this! He could use our aide to ensure even the GOOD lougers lose their crediability! And we need your robot for that!"
 * Plankton: "Say no more Coby, i been fixing it up as a side project for sometime now, (presses a  button, which reveils the Robot Spongebob) (Laughs evilly) And I had been hoping you guys would approve of it to give those holly jolly wimps their just deserts!"
 * Chrysalis: "Wow, he certainly does NOT waste time!"
 * Plankton: "Now, My autoamton monstrosity, it's time to bring hell to chrismas once again?!"
 * The Machine does nothing.
 * Plankton: "Oh yeah. Forgot about this part."
 * Plankton whinds up the key, turning it on.
 * Robo Spongebob: "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, Ready to destroy chrismas."
 * Lord Cobra: "Exsellent. Now, let's get Blowhole to heal us up quickly with that fancy quick heal device so we can come too Planky. Let's meet with Mr. Copperfang."
 * Copperfang was laughing still as he watches the ensuing choas.
 * Copperfang: "My brillience, is great!"
 * ???: "Uncle."
 * Copperfang sees Viper.
 * Copperfang: "You?! I sworn that i saw you were trapped with the other misfits!"
 * Viper: "Unexpected help came for us. I came to try and reason you out of doing this. You never told anyone you were, a warlock."
 * Copperfang: "Niece, you over-reactive simpleton, you and the others were easy to convince otherwise! Besides, once Chrismas is gone people will deside it's not worth celebrating anymore. AT last, the cycle of MY dispair breaks. By next year, everyone will soon forget about chrismas."
 * Viper: "I.... I don't understand Uncle.... What's the matter with chrismas?"
 * Copperfang: "The Matter? THE MATTER?!"

Olive, The Other Reindeer "Christmas! Bah, Bug and Hum!"

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The lonely street awat from Copperfang manor. Meawhile halfway to the North Pole above the world. New Years Eve, the final hours of 2012. Valentimes Day. St Patricks Day. Present Down below. High Above. In the war. Up above. Heat Miser's terrortory. Flame Base. Santa's workshop. Inside. Santa's office. Workshop. Forest area. Santa's office.
 * Viper: "Uncle, I have no intention to let you do this!"
 * ???: "Well, it's a good thing we got to him first, ya broad!"
 * Viper gasps to see Cobra, Chrysalis, Plankton, a moble computer Karen, and the Spongebob Robot.
 * Plankton: "Robot, send this broad packing!"
 * Robot Spongebob: "Harm, Shell Louger!"
 * The Robot commences to grab Viper, as the camera moves to a concerned Rizzo and Gonzo.
 * Gonzo: And so, while this was going on, Spyro, Spongebob, Kairi and Sparx set out for the North Pole with Alfried, Teddy and Doug while the other Lougers begin to plan a way to stop the chaos Copperfang unleashed while Lord Cobra plans to take full advantage of Copperfang's hatred for Christmas for not only for the leage to have a christmas family reunion out of the anti-hero lougers including their old leader but to humiliate Spongebob and the rest of the Good Lougers for the twats they are for reforming the anti-heroes. But little did the bad guys know is that Santa has a very powerful item that could flaw their plan and change Copperfang's life forever.
 * Rizzo: "ARE YOU NOT ONE BIT CONCERNED ABOUT VIPER GOING AGAINST THAT ROBOTIC MONSTER?!"
 * Gonzo: I was about to get to that Rizzo, just chill. Even though Viper was at a serious disadvantage and is hoplessly out numbered with the robot, She had to get out of there fast.
 * Viper: "Uncle, what are you doing with the Villain Leage?!"
 * Copperfang: "They're just here to ensure chrismas stays destroyed. And to ensure you misfits don't ruin my plans. You were never a smart girl Viper. I don't know what the rest of the family ever saw in you!"
 * Viper was in disbelif, her uncle has become an ultimate christmas hating and now vows to destroy it monster!
 * Viper: "Uncle.... No......."
 * Plankton: "UNCLE YES?!"
 * Viper: "How could you betray everyone like this, assuisating with them, just to get rid of a holiday everyone loved?"
 * Copperfang: "Were you honestly NOT paying attention to my song? It partically deminstract that I have problems with that, commericalised garbage of a holiday! I mean, didn't it used to be about some human from a long time agaon named Jesus? And then suddenly, toy and video game corperations made up stories about A fat, elderly human who lives in the most inhospitable part of the world, with mutant flying reindeer and, elfs of all creatures, and garbage anout a Reindeer with headlights on his owns, and a sentient showman, and Gingerbread men, and two elemental beings named Misers and, and, and, this silly story about a man who was just as enlighten as me, named Esberneiser Scrooge, who was warped by the undead themselfs to become another, weak minded fool! Everything assusiated with the Holiday is BAH, BUG, AND HUM?! And, you, YOUR THE BIGGEST FOOL OF THEM ALL EVEN PARTAKING IN THIS?! Your chinese?! Doesn't that mean your NOT SUPPOSE TO CELEBRATE CHRISMAS, A CHRISTIN HOLIDAY?! IF YOUR CHINESE, THEN THAT MEANS Y TECNECAL POINT, YOU, SHOULD BE A BUDDEST?! I MEAN, DON'T YOU CELEBRATE THE WINTER FEAST AS WELL, AND YET YOU PARTAKE IN THIS, HOLLY JOLLY, HOGWASH?! I NOW DISOWNED YOU AS A MEMBER OF THE VIPER CLAN, AND I HOPE MY BROTHER AND HIS, DEAD-BRAIN WIFE, DO THE SAME, LIKE THEY DID TO THAT BLACK SHEEP SING JIN SUE?! NOW, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, OR I'LL BE FORCED TO ALLOW THESE LOWLIFES TO CLAIM YOUR LIFE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "You know we're standing right here, right?"
 * Lord Cobra: Whoa! Now that's my kind of pawn for a Villain's own Christmas!
 * Plankton: "I could've gone without him insulting us as "Lowlifes" though."
 * Lord Cobra: "I know, but let's be honest, it's not like we didn't do anything to justify the word, we are the "Villain Leage" after all."
 * Viper: "...... Uncle...... Please, listen to me, the leage is only helping you so they can control you in the end cause of the spell! No doubt it's to so Mang can secretly tamper the the Dark Man's Scgroogyness to be periment to ensure Chrismas' true end and/or to satisfy correction agendas agains some of my firends to ruin any chance of reforming!"
 * Copperfang: "Oh please, They only do such under MY commands, and I only wanted their aide to ensure your simpleton firends won't ruin my plans to ruin chrismas until the curse finishes by the end of chrismas by and nothing else. They're insurence."
 * Plankton: "But don't expect us to do cars or other modes of transportation, we're not Geico!"
 * Viper: "Uncle, this is not the kind of thing the devines smile apawn!"
 * Copperfang: "Well, if the devines disapprove, then may I be struck by a flying ice cream truck..."
 * Lord Cobra: Don't even bother trying to do humorious but pointlessly random comedy only those goody goody lougers can do, Copperfang, let's just get your so-called neice out of our sights and have a nice villain's night out!
 * Chrysalis: "It's abit of a shame it's only you, Viper... I kinda over-prepared. (SHREIKS A BATTLE CRY THAT SUMMONS HER CHANGELINGS!)"
 * Plankton: "OW?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Changelings, SEIZE THE SNAKE?!"
 * The Changelings were confused.
 * Changeling captain: "Uh, Did you meant, Lord Cobra, The Old toy company grouch, or Master Viper of the furious 5?"
 * Chrysalis face-hoofed in embarisment!
 * Lord Cobra: Chrysalis, next time, never sent your followers to do my pet and Plankton's Robot's job. Jabberwocky!
 * ???: "(ROAR)?!"
 * Viper: "(Gasp)!"
 * Copperfang: "In case your lost of memory.... (Points to the front door) The front door's, that way."
 * The Jabbberwocky brakes into the mansion through the window and fires a blast of purple electricity at Viper.
 * Viper dogdes it, as the beast roars and crashs around the mansion!
 * Copperfang: "Oh come now, it's gonna take me forever to rebuild this place myself!"
 * Viper constinetly avoided the Japperwocky's attack, until she finally made it to the front door, which the beast willingly stopped. It was satisfived that it at least scared away the longe louger.
 * Changeling Captain: "Oh, it IS Master Viper!"
 * Chrysalis sighed in annoyence.
 * Copperfang, being a chinese Warlock, begins repearing his home himself.
 * Copperfang: "If I ever need to have this place torn down to build a bigger home, I call you guys!"
 * Cobra: "Our apologies Lord Copperfang, the damage is pourly accsidental."
 * Copperfang: "Suppose so. Now, I do believe there are corrupted misfits to need to make sure they do their job and ruin everyone's chrismas all the while ensure their friends don't ruin it! After i fixed everything up, I am turning in for the night. I want a progress report on how many people have began to hate chrismas, just as much as I do! (Chuckles), I bet soon, people will thank me for it."
 * Cobra: "Alchorse, dear Copper, you will not be disappointed."
 * The villains left.
 * Viper was slithering in the cold snow, crying, moving very slowly.
 * Viper: "First my sister... Now.... Uncle Copperfang."
 * Viper started to get weak. Snakes are not very adapted to times of coldness cause of being cold-blooded.
 * Eventally, Viper dropped down, and started to get weaker.
 * Viper: "Uncle........"
 * Viper softly cried.
 * Viper: "Devines..... Oogway..... Forgive me....."
 * Viper fainted.
 * A familier form of a Chewawa is seen above Viper. It was John.
 * Spyro, Spongebob, Kairi and Sparx are in the sleigh with Alfreid at the reins and Douge was incharge of reading the map and show where to go, of corse Kairi's enjoying the veiw from up above along with Spyro while Spongebob and Sparx are enjoying the hot chocolate and cookies Teddy has offered them. And before they left, The Digimon Group and most of the lougers that are good gave Kairi their Christmas lists for Santa to see which she keeps in envlopes within her backback.
 * Kairi: "Again Teddy, I'm sorry if Uncle Shen harmed you, he just wanted to keep me safe from the Villain Leage, they have been a real pain to us alot of times, espiecally throughout the course of the year with their Holiday Icon scams... For as far as i can remember..."
 * The Lougers were celebrating!
 * Icky: "HERE'S TO 2012 NOT BEING THE APOCALIPS EVERYONE THOUGHT IT WAS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "And another year of us stoping the forces of evil once more!"
 * Ding dong!
 * Kairi: "I got it."
 * Kairi opened the door, reveiling Cobra disguised by Baby New Year.
 * Cobra: "Goo-goo Ga-ga pee!"
 * Kairi quickly knew who it was RIGHT away and gave him a pityful frown.
 * Kairi: "Mang, I know you and the leagers are desperate to get ahold of me and satisfy your dark plans, but SERIOUSLY?! You have to do alot better then that."
 * Cobra: "OH COME ON, IT TOOK THE SLAVES FOREVER TO MAKE THIS?!"
 * Kairi: "UNCLE SHEN, COULD YOU GET YOUR CANNONS AND YOUR STRONGEST GORILLAS OUT HERE?! MANG'S HARRASSING US AGAIN?!"
 * Cobra screams like a girl and makes a run for it!
 * Icky: "Happy Vally's day, my coo-coo griffin!"
 * Lord Shen: "A toast, to a lovely valentimes day!"
 * Ding-dong!
 * Spyro: "I got it."
 * Spyro opens the door.
 * It was Mang Cobra dusguise in a poor re-color of the Baby New Years costime as Cupid.
 * Cobra: "Happy Hearts day!"
 * Spyro frowns, knowing well what is going on.
 * Spyro: "HEY SHENZI, YOU GOT ANOTHER CHANCE TO KILL MANG A 3RD TIME?!"
 * Shenzi: "HELL YEAH, I'M GETTING MY SMAHSING GLOVES?!"
 * Cobra: "I'm going, i'm going!"
 * Family Guy's drunken irish dad plays as the Lougers have fun!
 * Ding Dong!
 * Spongebob: "Coming!"
 * Spongebob opens the door, to see Mang disguise as a Leperchan and Chrysalis as a she-leperchan!
 * Cobra: "WELL, HI-CHIPPERY HO LAD?! ME AND ME WIFE OFFER YE A LOVELY POT'O GOLD STRAIGHT FROM LEPERCHAN LAND?!"
 * Spongebob: "OH MY GOSH, LEPERCHANS?! HEY MR. KRABS, LEPERCHANS CAME TO OFFER US GOLD?!"
 * Kairi however was not easily deterred or tricked along with Spyro and Shrek.
 * Kairi: Trying to harass me, Spongebob and Spyro again, huh Mang?
 * Mr. Krabs: "WAIT, I SAW THEM FIRST, YAAAA (SLAMS INTO MANG AND CHRYSALIS?!)"
 * Mang and Chrysalis: "OW?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "MINE MINE?! Hey, where's the pot of gold?"
 * (Alfred): "Ok miss Kairi, no need for the life story, we're fully aware of the scams!"
 * Teddy: It's ok, Miss Kairi. Santa wasn't the only holiday icon who was none too pleased with what that monster of a Cobra and the villain leage pulled.
 * Alfreid: Now you three stop being to hard on yourselfs, everybody makes mistakes, all is forgiven and the past is in the past.
 * Spyro: At least we're still on the nice list because of my, Kairi and Spongebob's powerful christmas spirit.
 * Douge: You got that right, Spyro my main dragon. Santa knew that Christmas spirit within you three was so powerful not even Copperfang's curse didn't turn you guys naughty like your friends.
 * Sparx: Man these cookies are delish!
 * Spongebob: And the hot chocolate was to die for! Any more of that and some christmas treats?
 * Alfred: "Ok, it should be fair to warn you guys, we're nearing the most hazordious part of the North Pole in the Dragon Realms: Miser Bros Terratory."
 * Sparx: "The Who-ers?"
 * A familer theme plays again as A series of fire-balls and ice spears pass through them!
 * Sparx: "ON SECOND THOUGHT, FORGET I ASKED?!"
 * Heat Miser: "THOSE ICE LOVERS TURN A DRAGON AND A SEA CREATURE AGAINST US?! FRY THEM TO KINGDOM COME?!"
 * Snow Miser: "Hey, THOSE ELFS BEFRIENDED A DRAGON!? THAT'S A HEAT MISER CREATURE! TIME TO REALLY GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER?!"
 * Spyro: "What is wrong with these guys?!"
 * Douge: Let's just say a it's a cold and heat war as well as a fire and snow feud that begain many moons ago.
 * Alfred: "No time to bore you guys with the details, we got to avoid these crazy morons!"
 * Ice Spears and Fireballs were everywhere!
 * Sparx: "AHHH! I SHOULD'VE TOOK MY CHANCES WITH OUR CORRUPTED FRIENDS?!"
 * Spyro: Well too late for that now, Sparx. We're just gonna have to go through if we're going to see Santa and help Shen, Cynder and the others,
 * Meanwhile, a stray ice spear impales into the road Patchy and Potty were on!
 * Inside the Fruitcake truck, Potty and Patchy were arguing about Which Chrismas Carol had the better directions, until Potty saw the ice spear!
 * Potty: "PATCHY, THERE'S AN ICE SPEAR IN THE ROAD?!"
 * Patchy: "Oh Potty, you and your little fansity wo-"
 * Suddenly Patchy then noticed the ice spear on the road and screams! Lucky he drove around it in time before there was an impact.
 * Patchy: "HOLY SMOKES THAT WAS CLOSE! I'm glad it's not gonna be like last chrismas when we hit the litteral fork in the ro-"
 * Potty: Uh, Patchy?
 * Patchy: "AW WHAT IS IT THIS TI-"
 * Potty points to a fireball hitting a bridge which the pirate and parrot where about to drive over and it broke into a million peices.
 * Patchy screams like a little girl and put his foot on the breaks!
 * The van stops.
 * Patchy: "(Sighs), That was close. Nothing could possability go wrong n-"
 * Potty: Dont' say that, Ptachy!
 * Patchy: "You can't tell me what to do bird! I'll say whatever I want AND I'M GONNA SAY, NOTHING CAN POSSABILITY GO WRONG?!"
 * Suddenly an Ice spear hit one of the truck's tires causing the air to go out.
 * Patchy: Oh barnicles! We got a flat tire!
 * Potty: Told ya so!
 * Patchy: "Well it still can't get any worse then-"
 * A huge truck slams into the Fruitcake truck, sending it flying, as Potty's and Patchy's screams were heard!
 * Truck Driver: "Aw nuts, not again!"
 * Back to our heroes, they're still trying to evade the war of elements!
 * Spongebob: "OH WOW, THIS IS EPIC?! I WISH I BOUGHT MY CAMERA!?"
 * A war cry was heard, as the gang see an ensuing war below!
 * Lava Lizards with fire themed weapony charged against an army of Ice Elfs!
 * In the sky above slightly, Ice Dragons and Fire Pteradactals are having an airial fight with riders on them!
 * Colossal War Yetis and Lava Monsters were having a colossal duel to the finish!
 * Riding a fire horse, a general Lava Lizard with a scar on his eye, looks as if he's missing teeth, as he roars a battle cry ro rally his troops!
 * Lava Lizard general: "KILL THEM?! KILL THEM ALLL?!"
 * Meanwhile, at the main camp of the ice elfs, four figures see the battle go down.
 * They were an Ice Wizard that looks like Gandolf, A Ice Human that looks like Aragon, An Ice Dwarf that resembles Gimli, and an Ice Elf that looks like Legolas.
 * Ice Wizard: "The forces of fire are spreading fast. They need to be quiled now."
 * Ice Human: "The Fire Mammoths are coming dreadfully soon. The forces of Snow will be desimated."
 * Ice Dwarf: "Not as long Lord Snow Miser has us around. Not even the fact they have the imfamous General Flames with them would Heat beat us."
 * Ice Elf: "But we can't afford to be over-comident. Heat Miser has grown strong thanks to a terrorable ponomimon called "Global Warming". The forces of heat advanced ever since, and this world more or less started to have wide-spread green chrismases in places that had white chrismases."
 * Ice Wizard: "Indeed the humans have unknowingly aided the forces of Heat. But it will not stop us. We will soon see the day that the forces of heat fall, and soon, all parts of the world, even places of the likes of Haweii, The caribien, and even the Gobi Desert, will have white chrismases. Now army, FOR THE GLORY OF SNOW MISER?!"
 * Ice Elves cheered as they charged!
 * Spyro: "Wow, you didn't say The Misers had followers."
 * Alfred: "Well, let's just say it's not exactly a private fight between the Miser Bros. the beings and creatures of Fire and Ice are involved in this too."
 * Douge: And he means alot of Fire and Ice Creatures, Beings and Races: Snow Trolls, Frost Giants, Ice Elves, Snow Fairies, Mountain Centaurs, Ice and Snow Dragons, Ice Dwarves and Men, Fire Demons, Lava Lizards, Fire-Drakes, and alot of others involed with this elemental feud.
 * Kairi: "Isn't all of this too extreme to deside what kind of chrismases certain nations should get?"
 * Alfred: "(Sigh). unfortunately, it's not to the eyes the Misers. And No, there's nothing not even the louge can be able to stop this. The Misers naterroly hate eachother. Only a chrismas miricle and set this bozos straight."
 * Heat Miser growls as the slegh gets away.
 * Heat Miser: "THEY GOT AAWAY AGAIN!?"
 * ???: "Do calm yourself my lord."
 * A fire wizard resembling Sauroman appears.
 * Heat Miser: "CAN I HELP IT, FLAMEOMAN?! A dragon, a creature that breaths fire, sided with Santa's elves?! Santa, that over-favorer of White chrismases has already turn the world against green chrismases, NOW DRAGONS?!"
 * Flameoman: "You know it's been insisted time and time again that Santa and his elfs are strictly neutrol to even your brother of ice, my lord."
 * Heat Miser: '"WELL, SANTA WENT BACK ON HIS WORD ON THAT, LIKE HE ALREADY DID BEFORE?! WELL I'M GONNA TEACH HIM A LESSON?! SOON AS GENERAL FLAMES IS AVALITABLE AGAIN, I WANT TO PAY SANTA'S WORKSHOP A VISIT?! A HOT VISIT?! I WANT THAT DRAGON TO BE TAKEN TO ME NOW?!"
 * Flameoman: "You know fully well this voilates the agreement Lord He-"
 * Heat Miser: "NOW?!"
 * Flameomon: "(Sighed in defeat.) As you demanded, my lord."
 * The same scarred, partical teeth missing Lava Lizard on his fire horse returns with an angry roar!
 * Lava Lizard General: "WE LOST TO THOSE ACCURSED ICE FIENDS AGAIN?!"
 * ???: "Let me guess.... It was my brother, Snowdrift, and his non-magic stooges, General Flames?"
 * Flameoman appeared.
 * General Flames bowed in respect.
 * General Flames: "Grand Adviser Flameoman. Please, i intent to get them next time-"
 * Flameoman: "I am not here to scold you for losing... Momentarly. I came to give you new orders. Lord Heat wants you and a few of your strongest lizards to pay Santa's workshop a visit. Our lord, once again, is upset about Santa's latest betrail to the forces of heat, cohersing a dragon of all things to side with white chrismases!"
 * General Flames roared in anger!
 * General Flames: "I'LL ASSEMBLE MY FINEST LIZARDS NOW?! I'LL HAVE SANTA'S HEAD THIS TIME?!"
 * Flameoman: "You'll be allowed to do only this: Bring in the dragon in question. But what you do to get him, and what damage you cause during your visit, you have full rights to do as you please, even if it means, a few elfs get, shall we say, harmed, in the cross fire."
 * General Flames: "(Laughs evily). Your too good to me, Flameoman."
 * Flameoman: I know, just get me and Lord Heat that Dragon and bring him to us for questioning and dont bother returning untill you do, understand?
 * General Flames: "Sir."
 * The sleigh finally makes it to the Workshop.
 * Douge: (Sighs in releaf) We made it!
 * Teddy: "I hope we don't have to go near Miser unfriendly skies again. I mean, there has to be an alternive to this get to the other parts of the world bit."
 * Alfried: At least we made it here in one piece.
 * Kairi: "Santa's workshop. I almost can't believe it."
 * Spyro: "It would be such an honor to meet him."
 * Sparx: "Well, what're we waiting for?! Let's get in there?!"
 * Elfs are all over the place in light of a crisis concerning Copperfang.
 * Spyro: "You think these guys would be happier."
 * Spongebob: "Well we are in a middle of a huge problem."
 * Alfred: "Let me get Santa for you guys, help yourselfs to the cookie room and Gingerbread plaza, and he'll be ready shortly."
 * Sparx: "EEK?! GINGER BREAD MEN?! DIBS?!"
 * Sparx zoomed fast!
 * Spongebob: "Ooh, I would just LOVE some Cookies!"
 * Spongebob grabs Kairi to the Cookie room!
 * Spyro: "Well, I better make sure Sparx doesn't clean off their entire supply."
 * Spyro calmly heads torwords the gingerbread room.
 * Spongebob: Wow! They have a hot chocolate and Eggnog fountains!
 * Kairi: "If Timmy Turner's dad was here, he would love that thing."
 * Spongebob: I cant wait to tell Danny, Timmy and Jimmy about this along with my other adventures with the louge.
 * Santa: "(Looking at his list) Oh dear oh dear oh dear. This is more concerning then ever."
 * Alfred Teddy and Doug came in.
 * Alfred: "Good news Santa, we got Spongebob Spyro and Kairi, plus a guest."
 * Santa: "That's great, but, not to be the bearer of bad tidings but, Copperfang just gone worse to even worse then expected."
 * Alfred: "What!? What did he do now?! I lost my buzzer when we had to cross the unfriendly skies of those idiot Miser Bros again!"
 * Santa showed the list with every member of the villain leage on it.
 * Teddy: "Oh that's nothing. The leage are like regular custamers on the naughty list. What's so concerning about that?"
 * Santa: True but nothing's going to prepare us for what they are doing now.
 * Alfred: "(Sigh), I know I'm gonna hate asking this, but what did they do to this time that concerns Copperfang?"
 * Santa: Take a look on the magic snow globe and see for yourself.
 * The elfs did just that. They see a flashback of Copperfang yelling at Viper, and the reveilment of his involvement with the leage.
 * Alfried: Your right, Santa. Copperfang has gone from worse to extreamly worse!
 * Teddy: "..... He pal-ed with, the leage?! His niece's own enemies?"
 * Santa: I'm afriad so, Teddy.
 * Teddy: I'll betcha anything that this has something to do with the leage getting back at us for their earily christmas gift with The Rise of The Guardians' Easter Bunny.
 * Alfred: "We got to get this problem sloved and now!"
 * Santa: I agree. I am ready to see our guests now. Copperfang's scroogey behavoir and his hatred for Christmas is getting out of hand.
 * Santa opens his drewer, reveiling a speical amulet.
 * Santa: "We're gonna need the big guns of chrismas boys."
 * Teddy: You mean...your going to give Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro the Amulet of Miracles?
 * Santa: "Well, it's too serious for just kindness and goodwill for the moment. So, this enchanment will have to clear up this old snake's heart."
 * Alfred: "Well, do you want us to bring Spyro and his friends in here?"
 * Teddy: "Wait.... Should we, tell them about Copperfang geting involved with the leage?"
 * Douge: I wish we had another choice, Ted. But right now, Copperfang and the wrong crowd he's hanging out with has given us no choice but to give Kairi, Spyro and Spongebob the Amulet and tell them about it.
 * Alfred: "Oy, this can't get worse."
 * Douge: Yeah, Copperfang's bad enough as it is.
 * Alfred: "We'll go get them here ASAP!"
 * Santa: Tell Spongebob, Kairi, Spyro and our other guest I'm ready to see them now.
 * Spongebob had an extended belly.
 * Spongebob burped!
 * Spongebob: "Oh barnitcles! Those are some cookies. I think I could seriously use Phil's extreme exsirsize tecnics right about now."
 * Kairi: (While enjoying the christmas treats) I'm in Christmas Goodie Heaven!
 * Sparx was the size of a bowling ball from eating so many Gingerbread.
 * Spyro: "Aw gees Sparx, what am I gonna do with you?"
 * Sparx: (Hiccups) It's not my fault, buddy. All those Gingerbread men and houses started it.
 * Alfred, Doug, and Teddy came in.
 * Alfred: I trust you four are enjoying our hospitality?
 * Sparx burped.
 * Alfred: "But, we kinda have bad news. It concerns Copperfang, and Viper."
 * Spyro: Let me guss, does it have anyting to do with M-A-N-G?
 * Alfred: "Afriad it's as clear as the well as the includion of the V-I-L-L-A-I-N -L-E-A-G-E."
 * Spyro: "(Sigh), Why am I not as shock as I should be?"
 * Kairi: "Oh no! Is Viper ok?"
 * Douge: Trust me, kid. Viper's fine and she was very lucky she got outta there alive.
 * Spongebob: "Oh gees. Viper is never gonna emotionally recover from this!"
 * Alfred: Well, I think we've kept you waiting long enough. Santa is ready to see you four.
 * As the group proceeded to do such, outside, they were spied apawn by a Phoenix. The Phoenix flew off.
 * The Phonenix landed on General Flames' shoulder.
 * Phonenix: "I found them master. They're inside the workshop as expected. It's a long travel from here."
 * General Flames: "Then let's make post-haste! HE-YA?!"
 * The Fire horses ran off as the group advances while the Elf senturies hear hoof beats coming! One Elf Sentury got out some binoculers and spot General Flames and the Lava Lizards on the Horizon.
 * Elf Sentury: Oh boy it's General Flames again! Looks like Heat Miser's sending him on a raid again.
 * Elf Sentury 2: Sound the Alarm! We got a Code Heat coming towards us!
 * The Elves lead Spyro, Kairi, Spongebob and Sparx into the Office were Santa and Mrs Claus were waiting.
 * Santa: "Good to see you. I have alot to explain and so little time."
 * Spyro: Yeah, Santa. And We're sorry for what happend with the whole villain leage thing up until now.
 * Kairi: And I wish we'd realised you were really real sooner. And please, had my uncle known better, he would've had never-
 * Santa: It's allright, Kairi. There had been alot of mistakes made. And I'm still aware of your uncle's past and know he did alot of things he wasn't proud off, just like your friend Cynder.
 * Spyro: "So, we heard about what Copperfang did now.... Was it true? Is Viper gonna be ok?"
 * Sparx: "It's just that, this isn't the first time she had to dealt with a previously evil realitive. In fact, the hardest one was with her sister, Sing Jin Sue. I mean, you probuly already knew about that, but that endover was a REAL mess."
 * Spongebob: Don't remind me of that Sparx. And in fact don't remind me of the other realitives of our friends who turned nasty.
 * Sparx: "But I was talking to Santa!"
 * Spongebob: Sorry.
 * Santa: "It is impourent I give you the one thing that'll even melt a cold heart of Copperfang with the warmth of chrismas."
 * Santa showed the Amulet of Miracles.
 * (For MSM to add tomorrow.)