The Re-Rise of Starswirl

Starswirl is appearing to have tremendous difficulty convincing certain ponies in Equestria that he really is the returning Starswirl, with everyone convinced that he is long dead and that he's just a very convincing wannabe that just so happens to be REALLY good at magic. Worse off, he had to deal with Starswirl Look-alikes that are fan creations that are scorned at him for being the "Canon Starswirl" and are giving him the most scorn. So, he turns to Twilight and friends to prove his authenticity. However, things take the turn for the worse, as all this is actually the result of a disgruntled future jester named Chad Puns, a young donkey, who was picked on by Starswirl fans for being a terrorable comedian and left him to seek out the comfort of a book Starswirl was sure was gone for good, called The Tartarus Journal, a sentient, trash-talking evil book of Tartaric origin with the ability to summon the worse of evil monsters from Equestia's past, as it corrupted Chad into 'Punzor', and allowed the journal to begin exacting revenge onto Starswirl and all of Starswirl's followers for his eternal humiliation by selling out Stygian to a familiar face: a dark priest from Hollow Shades named Bishop Dipper, an old enemy of Starswirl who has started embracing darkness since he was wronged by him long ago and aims to undo all of which he did during the Great Fear War intending to summon Taraxippuses, the ponies' previous image of the Boogeyman before Pitch, through a religion that worships Prince Woeus, the Alicorn god of fear and hate, knowing that his darkness would make him a Taraxippus far stronger than any other Pony of Shadows beforehand as his previous battle was not easy, and should he become so, it will not be realistically possible to stop him, and with the help of the Tartarus Journal and Chad, he may finally get that chance, not knowing that they'll be tapping into something that will do more than release it's own race, the Taraxippus, or ghosts that scare ponies by choosing a host and using their magic to fuel their powers, as they used to be almost released by Pitch, who was aligned with the Pony of Shadows during the Great Fear War, as he attempted to spread fear through the Taraxippus, and with this threat on the horizon and located within a haunted hippodrome once encountered by one of Starswirl's old students Zodiac Cloud when he fought another Taraxippus, the Pillars, Mane 6 and Lodgers must stop these threats from using this power to unleash untold fear upon Equestria, and might find the key to defeating them from a poor soul named Doldrumsta Blue, the previous Pony of Shadows before Stygian with a lot to lose.

The Last Stand
This song was heard as Woeus has his life flash before his eyes.
 * The Hallow Shades turned into a pure land of misery, as Doldrumsta Blue was seen looking at all this crying.
 * Suddenly, Professor Buzzord arrived with Hatty helping him, as the Students and other Factily arrived shortly.....
 * Doldrumsta looked at the new arrivels with heavy tears.....
 * Doldrumsta: "(Cries)..... It's not fair?! EVERYTHING ALWAYS GOES WRONG?! BECAUSE OF ME?! ALWAYS BECAUSE OF ME?! I, I, I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE?! (Cries phathicly, as the students and the factily, but a determined Professor Buzzord, began to shed tears, even the tough ones like Koningin and Barktrot, though they tried resisting)...... PLEASE DON'T HATE ME FOR THIS-"
 * Professor Buzzord: "MISS, PONY?! (Doldrumsta shivered in respondse to the professor's strong demand)...... I, am going to give, the most gentlest, but still firmist advice I can offer to you...."
 * Doldrumsta: "Wha, wha, I, I, I don't under-"
 * Professor Buzzord: "GROW, UP?!"
 * Doldrumsta: "...... Huh?"
 * Buzzord: "You act, as if you're the only one in all of this planet who is suffering! But I believe Yakhalla has a story for you. And spoiler alert, it ends with "And then I accepted an evil spirit into my body and banished my parents into a dark dimention"! And before you start whining about how you were betrayed by those you mistook as friends, AGAIN, and we get it already, take a moment to consider that I GREW UP IN A TOWN THAT CAME TO HATE ME FOR MY OWN DESIRES?! Entropy was betrayed by his own village. Spiracle had brother issues! Koningin doesn't even want to share her issues, but I suspect they involve her father in some fastion since she was very sensitive about her faverite spear, which, and I qoute, was her father's! Barktrot became a dark tree witch for missing out on being choosen as a healer! Spoonful lives in the shadow of a less honest rival! And these don't even come close to the tragity that is the life of a defect member of a hostile alien race turned cyborg, that is Electross!"
 * Electross: "Hey come on, do you really had to remind me?"
 * Buzzord: "I AM ONLY MAKING A POINT?!"
 * Barktrot: "THEN MAYBE IT'S ABOUT TIME TO GET TO IT?!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Perhaps your bullies were not ENTIRELY inaccreate about you, Miss Blue. You think your the most worthy of endless sympathy just because you had a terrorable childhood and that you had the misfortune to be alive in one of the worse war periods since the one that took away the Alicorn Gods, yet, here you are, just, crying your eyes out as evil is winning! Even when anichent founders of Equestria are brought back to give due aide, this mess doesn't look good for the SIDE of good! And while this is happening, and your crying attatude only creates a waterfall of bitter, bitter tears, the only victory afford to you is that you got to sulk and be alone once more! You were a crybaby. To the last wimper. (Doldrumsta feels ashamed)....... Of fear and love...... I do not fear the rising of a dark religen taking a stranglehold onto all lands. But I do fear for what I had come to love: My assusiates, and the young students that have come to love what I try to do, will end up as miserable as you, living under a tyrant's wings.... Suffering no differently then how you did."
 * Doldrumsta started to get visions that showed that there was more to what happened in the prom then she knew, but no consistent answer....
 * Buzzord: "...... So please...... Miss Blue....... Cease holding back..... Do not let Woeus turn you into a plaything."
 * Doldrumsta finally gotten a vision that showed her everything: Her Tormentors were actselly planning an initionation party for Doldrumsta to actselly accept her, to finally make her feel like she belonged. But then, the one who made them do the prank, a younger paladin Dipper, mindwarped them into making the awful prank to turn Doldrumsta into the latest Pony of Shadows, as the music began to play, as now, Doldrumsta's standerd sadness, turned into sad anger! Doldrumsta's eyes turned into teary shadows as Doldrumsta began re-embracing her Pony of Shadows, as Buzzord and the group began to step back.[[File:Day of Fate ~Spirit VS Spirit~ Lyric Video (Unmei No Hi English Cover) Team Four Star|thumb|center|335 px]]
 * Doldrumsta was a Pony of Shadows once more, and flew up torwords the ruined land.....
 * Gallus: "..... Okay, dude...... THIS BETTER NOT BITE US IN THE ASS?!"
 * PoS Dipper continued to overwealm the heroes, even with the Founders' help!
 * ???: "DIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!"
 * PoS Dipper looked to see the epicly landing PoS Blue!
 * The Heroes looked discouraged at this, as does Polaris, the Stars and the remaining townsfolk!
 * PoS Dipper: "..... (Laughs wickedly!) Great Lord Woeus FINALLY?! And here I thought I couldn't get neither you or your phathic brother to return back to Woeus' service! Now help me congure these blasfomers to the Lord's name, at long last!"
 * PoS Blue: "..... I understand everything now...... It was YOU?!"
 * PoS Dipper: "Uhhhh- (PoS Blue got up to PoS Dipper quickly) GREAT WOEUS?!"
 * PoS Blue: "..... The truth behind why they humiliated me..... IT, WAS YOUR DOING?! YOU WERE A PALADIN FOR THE WOEUS CHURCH?! You corrupted those poor ponies into being what they did, SO I CAN BE A PAWN TO YOU?!"
 * PoS Dipper became surprised!
 * Stygian: "..... Wait..... The prank at the prom?! That, was your doing?!"
 * PoS Dipper: "Duh, uh, now, now please, it, it was under the Archbishop's orders, I was going to assend to Bishop status, he was the one who- (PoS Blue shoved her head into PoS Dipper) GAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! (PoS Blue yanked Bishop Dipper out as the Pony of Shadows disappeated)"
 * Bishop Dipper got tossed and fell flat onto his face as he lost his Bishop hat.
 * PoS Blue: "Careful, Dipshit. Your true phathicness is showing. (Stomps onto the Bishop as she held him into place, as Dipper was in GREAT pain!)"
 * Bishop Dipper: "Ugh, ugh, mi'lady, your rage, it's, it's understandable! But please, as I said, I was just, following orders- (Coughs blood!)"
 * PoS Blue: "Dipshit...... You don't get it...... I, HATE THIS?! Being made to live beyond what any normal pony should? Being enturnally sad? Being a monster?! I, hate it...... I, always, have......  But, right now...... At this moment...... The one thing, I hate more then my own existence..... Is you....."
 * Bishop Dipper: "(Wimpers), It, it was nothing personal, Miss Blue..... It, was all in the name of Woe-"
 * PoS Blue began pressing abit harder on Dipper as more blood escaped his mouth!
 * PoS Blue: "My would've been friends were right about me..... I was a crybaby..... I allowed my miserable life to control me. I ended up being so miserable, even my story makes people cry! My mind, couldn't handle what you did to me! I, can never come back from this. I can never get my life back..... I'm stuck like this, forever...... (Dipper began to cry as he became more afraid for his life) I'm not scared anymore, Dipper."
 * Bishop Dipper: "(Cries), Mi'lady, please. It was what the Archbishop wanted- (PoS Blue pressed hard enough that Dipper screamed in agony, as the heroes winced, flinched and cringed at Dipper's suffering!)"
 * PoS Blue: "Because crying is not going to solve anything."
 * Bishop Dipper screamed louder as the pressing continued!
 * Bishop Dipper: "STAAAAAAAAAAARSWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?! HELP, ME?!"
 * Stygian: "SISTER?! DOLDRUMSTA?! STOP?! (Runs up to PoS Blue)! Wait?! (PoS Blue looked at Stygian)........ I know Dipper ruined your life, and, whatever his excuse, he was wrong for it.... But...... Taking away his, won't bring back yours..... If anything...... It'll only leave you, with blood on your hooves...... So please...... Let him go...."
 * PoS Blue, relucently, raised her hoof away from the greatly wounded Dipper, as he wheezes phathicly.....
 * Stygian: "..... You did the right thing, Blue..... Everything's going to be okay."
 * ???: "This, is not, MY INTENDED DESIGN?!"
 * The Shadow Ponies and the Taraxippuses began to fearfully cower as a darken soul came from the void of Woeus' realm, Prince Woeus himself as abit of a Sombra-Shadow form.
 * Woeus: "The ponies of shadows were suppose to be MY BEACONS OF ABSOLUTE SERVITUDE?! How, DARE YOU BETRAY THIS?! My creations, are suppose, TO OBEY ME?!"
 * PoS Blue: "...... Well not anymore...... Because you, will no longer exist?!"
 * Woeus growled angerly as he charged!
 * PoS Blue dodged with a reverse flip as Woeus missed!
 * Woeus roared and chased after PoS Blue!
 * Clover: "NOW?! (Clover and group activated the flames of friendship via hugging as her cloak became active and trapped Woeus in a heart-shaped entrappment, as PoS Blue stopped)...."
 * Woeus: "WHAT?! UGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! YOU THINK THIS'LL STOP ME?!  I'LL ESCAPE EVENTUALLY?!"
 * PoS Blue: "..... It's only to hold you still....."
 * Woeus: "What?!"
 * PoS Blue: "I intend to make sure you no long exist, AND I WILL?! (Opened up her mouth as a small blackhole formed, as parts and pieces of Woeus started to break off)"
 * Woeus: "WHAT?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOO?!"

Later.
 * Woeus gets completely swallowed by Pos Blue as she transform into Alicorn-Shaped Pony of Shadows. The process purifives and passifives the Taraxippuses and returns the shadow ponies to normal.......
 * Stygian: "...... Sister..... You....... You magicly devouered the soul of an Alicorn God, and became an Alicorn of Shadows! Your the new leader of the Taraxippus!"
 * Starswirl: "HOW, did you came across that spell?!"
 * PoS Blue: "It, came with the black magic knowledge."
 * Stygian: "But I must know.... How were you able to, congure your sadness?"
 * PoS Blue: "A strange, but wonderful new friend, basicly told me I needed to grow up.... And I did. (Professor Buzzord and the others arrived.). And there he is. (Goes to Buzzord and hugged him, to everyone surprise)...... Thank you..... For everything....."
 * Buzzord: "..... But alchourse, young lady..... I'm happy to help."
 * Punzor and The Tartarus Journel were seen trying to escape, but Rockhoof stood in their way!
 * Rockhoof: "..... Well looky what I found here."
 * Punzor: "Ohhhhh."
 * Tartarus Journel: "Crap."
 * Chad Puns was back to normal and tied up, along with the Tartarus Journel wrapped in chains. While Mage Meadowbrook was seen attending to Dipper's wounds.
 * PoS Blue: ".... If there's anything I can do in return for giving Hollow Shades a new chance of a better life, name it."
 * Starswirl: ".... Alchourse..... I admit that, I have abit of an issue with Dopplegangers besmirching my name. We need help to capture them and taking them back to their proper realm."
 * PoS Blue: "It'll be done...."
 * Starswirl: "Oh, and..... There is also the matter of Dipper's son, and-"
 * PoS Blue: "Woeus' dimention is already being purifived..... So will the Taraxippus..... It'll include Little Dipper."
 * ???: "Mr. Starswirl?"
 * A less violent looking Taraxippus Little Dipper arrived.....
 * Little Dipper: "..... (Hugged Starswirl)..... I'm sorry...... For everything....."
 * Suddenly, pained cries are heard.
 * Meadowbrook: (Dubbed as Widow Tweed) Bishop Dipper, will you hold still? You're behaving like a child!
 * Bishop Dipper: (Dubbed as Amos Slade) Well for Celestia's sake, you're hurting my chest, woman!
 * Meadowbrook: (Dubbed as Widow Tweed) Nonsense. Your chest is healing just fine with my magic. You'll soon be yourself... Oh, Land's Sakes. I don't know if I'd like that. (Giggles).
 * Little Dipper: "...... Oh..... Right...... Him....."

Transcript
Intro Theme (Castlevania Theme Song)

Chapter 1: Starswirl Returns and Consults Twilight
Millennia Ago... A millendia later. Nightmare Night Party at Twilight's castle. Elsewhere. Flashback into Starswirl's memory..... Flashback ends. Cutaway Present Later... Castle Party
 * (Chronicler): Of all the liars in the world, sometimes the worst are our own fears.. Rudyard Kipling, circa 19th-20th Century. Fear. It is appropriate for this time of year. But it's our biggest power and nightmare. The most terrifying monster than any monster ever known. None such embraced fear, like Pitch Black, the fabled Boogeyman. For eons, he was embittered by being obscured by nobody believing him. He went to other worlds to restore what he lost in the Dark Ages. One of the biggest victims, was Equestria. (He was seen causing fear, hate, and xenophobia to ponies and other races) Black magic of Equestria restored his name. But he was not the only Boogeyman in Equestrian history. The ones of initial history lie within the Woe Hippodrome. (Such was seen)
 * Bishop Pony: (Ponies were seen doing a religious ceremony with a familiar pony tied to a crucifix)... Hmph.
 * Saint Pony:... I sensed a lot of darkness inside him, Bishop Dipper.
 * Bishop Dipper: As did I. It's all over his face. Betrayal. Jealousy. Abandon.... Hate. Of all the ponies whose purity is so low... The one called Stygian... Volunteers to do the ritual. Who would've guessed that the one to arrive for such a job would be the brother of the previous Pony of Shadows herself?
 * Stygian: I ONLY WANTED SOMETHING ELSE!!! I DIDN'T THINK THERE WAS A FILTHY RITUAL TO A FILTHY FEAR GOD!!!
 * Saint Pony: BLASPHEMY!!!
 * Bishop Dipper: No, no, it's all in the religion. Woeus thrives in fear and hatred. Stygian doesn't understand. But he will. Stygian, you should be thankful. Fear is the only superpower in Equestria now, and the end of the Fear War will not change that. Races are at an uproar. There's nothing else for you.
 * Stygian: THIS IS NOT FOR ME, BISHOP, THIS IS FOR YOU!!! Starswirl told me all about you.
 * Bishop Dipper: Oh, you still listen to Starswirl, even if he turned on you. I warned him about his own pride and arrogance making him nothing but trouble, and you had to be the one to learn the hard way. You want to prove him wrong? This is the only way. To undo the victory at the end of the Fear War, and become the succession of the Pony of Shadows.
 * Stygian:... No. Absolutely NOT!! You're intending to make me JUST LIKE MY SISTER?!? NO!!! LET, ME, GO!!! (The ponies did an Old Ponish chant that changed him in black magic fire and turned him into the Pony of Shadows as everything turned black and the intro theme plays)
 * The School of Friendship was seen Nightmare Nightesed.
 * The Inter-racial students were seen dressed as the historic figures, Sandbar as Clover the Clever, Gallus as Grover, Yona as Yksler, Smolder as Knuckerbocker, Sliverstream as Ahura the Hippogriff, Ocellus as Mirage the Changeling, Shore as Queen Wavedancer, The Clones as the Pillers of Equestria, Gaster and his brothers as Chrysalis, Throx and Desteny, Quartz as Magmaticus, and Skyceria as her sister Prominade.
 * The entire group were seen walking down the hallway.
 * Suddenly, Segrego, Yakotaur, Wicked Dark Blacken Heart, Winger, and Finally Neighsay and his dope henchmen came from various doors and looked menacing!
 * Smolder: ".... I got this. (Grabs a baseball bat and ball and hits the ball with it, which knocks out all present villains in a fell swoop!) Booyah!"
 * The defeated foes suddenly poofed and turned into video game points.
 * Gaster: "You good news, Buzzy, your gizmo works like a charm."
 * Buzzord's voice: "Ah ha, I knew upgrading my simulation training center and making it expand into the entire school for cases like this "Nightmare Night" worked like a charm!"
 * Yakhalla's voice: "But did we REALLY needed to bring the Yakotaur back into this?"
 * Buzzord's voice: "Oh relax, Yakhalla, it's all in good fun! Now students, time to attend the party!"
 * The Group cheered and charged forth!
 * Many were seen enjoying the party, students, ponyvillains, Twilight and friends, even the Lougers and the Pillers were at full attendence.
 * Buzzord was seen as a blood-soaked mad sciencetist, Barktrot was in her "Barkrot" form, Yakhalla appeared as a norse viking, Spiracle took an unreformed appearence, Entropy appeared as Tyranny, Koningin kept serious and appeared as she does, Spoonful wrapped himself up as a mummy, and Electross look the appearence of General Grevious.
 * Applejack: "(Seen as Dorphey from the Wizard of Oz (To keep up with the theme of these halloween specials) as she saw the Interacial students) I just love your costumes. So, did Buzzord's little upgrade for the simulation center work?"
 * Gallus: "Unmistakenly. I almost mistook as the real deal."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(In a Washouts Uniform) Then this is gonna be a kick-ass Haunted School House."
 * Pinkie: "(As the Modern It Clown) This will be a Nightmare Night we'll never forget."
 * Twilight: "(Seen as Nightmare Moon) And the best part, the Pillars will be attending to see for themselves. Even Starswirl!..... Though I haven't seen him yet."
 * Flash Magnus: "Ahhhh, don't worry, Starswirl likes to be fastionably late, taking his sweet time. He was always more of a, take it easy kinda dude."
 * Rockhoof: "Aye, Starswirl was always abit of a sight-see-er. Kinda why he started moving about across Equestria."
 * Rarity: "(As a Ponyfived Maleficent) So I take it Starswirl's a traveler by heart."
 * Fluttershy: "(As her Hotdiggitydemon.Com Parody doppleganger) (Bad attempt at a deeper voice) Hey hey hey, stay out of my shed!"
 * Discord: "(Was seen as Mayhem)..... Fluttershy, darling, it's great you desided to give Nightmare Night another go, but please do not try to get into trying to actselly be scary, you'll end up getting carried away again."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh..... Sorry."
 * Spike: "(Dressed as a Roc) Still awesome you desided to show up, though. This promises to be the best Nightmare Night, ever."
 * Starlight suddenly showed up, looking psyco and in her pre-reformation appearence!
 * Starlight: "DEATH TO ALL CUTIE MARKS?! (Weilds a bloodied surgitcal knife!)"
 * The group gasped!
 * Starlight: "...... GOT YA?!"
 * Everyone laughed, though Fluttershy did a goat faint as Discord face-palmed.
 * Pinkie: "(Laughs)! You got us good, Starlight!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Though with Fluttershy, ya may had egged it too hard."
 * Starlight: "..... Oops."
 * Discord: "Oh don't worry, she'll learn..... Eventually."
 * Starlight: "So, is Starswirl here yet?"
 * Mistmane: "As always, he takes his sweet time. He'll be here shortly."
 * Starswirl walked across ponyville, looking abit distressed, as ponyvillains either pay him no mind or complimenting his "costume", likely mistaking him as a normal pony in a costume.
 * Starswirl sighed....
 * A Starswirl Convention was held.
 * Starswirl arrived.....
 * Starswirl: "..... Incrediable. A convention in dedication to my likeness. Never thought this time would offer this."
 * ???: "Well, well, well.... If it isn't the "Canon" poser."
 * Starswirl: "I beg your par- (Looks to see a collection of Fanon Starswirls. Each of them, unthrilled to see the real Starswirl)..... What product of the multiverse is THIS!"
 * A Starswirl with Discord's body showed up.
 * Starswirl: "..... Discord?! Oh, of course it's just you pranking me. Kindly undo your tricks and-"
 * "Discord": "I'm not exactly the Discord of this reality, 'Canon' Starswirl. We are the Starswirls of the Fanonverse, a place where fan creations are made. And we were the pre-Season 7 Starswirls and the earliest depictions back when you were a no-show..... But then you have to become canon! I, am Starcord. The Fanon depiction of the now debunked fan throey that "you" were turned into Discord after getting corrupted, depending on lore."
 * Starswirl: "..... There's a, universe where fan imagination exists? Astonding! I might visit there one day and study it's unique nature-"
 * Starcord: "UP UP UP?! I don't think you get it, Canon Starswirl..... You, are not popular with us..... You, debunked us. And in no thanks to the Canon Clause of both legal and illegal law systems, we're not allowed to sue you for debunking us?! You have any idea how painful it is for fan ideals to be rendered un-canon by offictal canon? AND THE PAIN OF BEING UNCANON ENTURNALLY?! We stop being loved. People would call us out for being inaccreate! We're debunked?! And do you know what happens when a fanon creation gets debunked?!"
 * Starswirl: "....... I-"
 * Starcord: "We get thrown, into the Debunker Zone! The exile realm of debunked fanons?! A purgatory of unapologentic hell?! That's what you basicly exsiled us to, Starswirl of Canon?!"
 * Starswirl: "I, I, I never meant for such a thing, I, I didn't even KNOW about your universe-"
 * Starcord: "Well now we're gonna get our justice?! We are going to kick your bearded ass?!"
 * Starswirl teleported away as the Fanon Starswirls were confused.
 * Starcord: "..... DON'T JUST STAND THERE LIKE YOU'RE THE FANON STARSWIRL OF THOSE CHILD CELESTIA AND LUNA COMICS WHERE HE'S TREATED LIKE THE BUTT OF JOKES?!"
 * The Very Fanon Starswirl: "HEY?!"
 * Starcord: "GO OUT AND FIND HIM?! FIND, HIM?!"
 * The Fanon Starswirls go forth to seek Canon Starswirl out, of which was seen hidden well, and looking miserable.
 * Starswirl sighed depressed......
 * Starswirl: "I cannot believe, my very existence, had lead to the malevolent suffering of others in another existence."
 * Starswirl passed by a gang of hooligans dressed like horrror Icons, Freddy Kruger, Jason, Leatherface, Pinhead, Michal Myers, Old It Clown, Chucky, Xenomorph, Predator, Terminator, and a leader that dresses like the Scream Killer.
 * Hooligan Leader: "..... Follow me, boys."
 * The Gang of Hooligans ran up to Starswirl and surrounded him, which got his attention.....
 * Hooligan Leader: "TRICK OR TREAT, MOTHERF****R?!"
 * Starswirl: "..... I'm pretty sure a lot of you are too old for trick-or-treating."
 * Hooligan Leader: "NO, GRAMPS?! We're looking to mug ya of your insurence granted money, oldster!? NOW PAY UP, OR YER GONNA WISH YOU STAYED IN THE HOME?!"
 * Starswirl: "..... Do you, even realize who I am?"
 * Hooligan Leader: "Tch, duh, just some sad old has-been of a pony pretending to be some long dead old guy! What, are you wearing that get'up and the fake beard for your grandkids, oldster?! (The Hooligans laughed!)"
 * Starswirl: ".... I don't think I like your attatude, young staillian."
 * Hooligan Leader: "Oh yeah? Well I don't like it when people I'm mugging, don't pay up?! (Grabs Starswirl's beard) Just for that, I'm messing with that fake-ass beard of yers! (Pulls on it, but it won't move) URRRGH?! UGH?! UGGGGGHHH?! GOOD GREIF, OLDSTER, WHAT, DID YA SUPER-GLUE A FAKE BEARD ON YERSELF?! I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S FUCKING DANGERIOUS?!"
 * Starswirl: I AM GOING TO TURN YOU INTO THE ACTUAL THINGS YOU MISCREANTS DRESSED UP AS IF YOU DO NOT UNHOOF ME THIS INSTANT!!!
 * Hooligan Leader: THAT'S JUST WHAT THE PHILOSOPHIA'S WITNESS SAID!!! (Starswirl turned them each into the icons they were dressed up as minus the powers)
 * Scream Killer:... EEEEEEKKK!!!
 * Starswirl: Did you think I was joking? I am the real Starswirl the Bearded. So, for the rest of the night and tomorrow, you will be stuck in those forms as punishment for daring to cross me.... (The Hooligan monsters laughed)
 * Freddy Krueger: Yeah, and I'm Freddy Krueger.
 * Tim Curry Pennywise: You ARE Freddy Krueger.
 * Freddy Krueger: You know what I mean, you dumb yuts.
 * Starswirl: I speak the truth.
 * Xenomorph: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!! (He scared ponies away)...
 * Predator: ("Ugh, poor guy can't spea-... WAIT, WHAT THE F*** AM I SAYING?!?")
 * Chucky: Whatever. You can't fool us. Starswirl the Bearded has been dead for a millennia.
 * Starswirl:... HAS NOPONY EVER TOLD ANYPONY ELSE ABOUT MY TRAVELS?!
 * The Fanonverse Starswirls were seen debunking his existence with lies while a silhouetted figure watched.
 * Starswirl: For Gods' sakes, I performed a transformation spell that could hardly be purely mastered before me.
 * Jason: Well how do we know you did only because you're the old geezer's descendant?
 * Starswirl: OLD GEEZER?!? HOW DARE YOU?!?
 * Terminator: F*** you asshole, you're not fooling anypony. Stop trying to convince us your somepony else. You'll only desecrate his grave because of it.
 * Starswirl: WHA, HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS?! I TURNED YOU INTO MONSTERS!!! (Everypony was distraught by that and throw things at him in disapproval as he enters the School of Friendship)... My word. This is certainly not my day. Could this get worse?
 * Evil Laughter was heard as The Pony of Shadows appeared and laughed at him!
 * Starswirl: "AGGGGHAAAAAAA?! OH NO?! STYGIAN?! DID THAT DARKNESS CAME BACK AND TURN YOU INTO THE PONY OF SHADOWS AGAIN?! DON'T WORRY, YOUNG WARD?! I'LL SAVE YOU?! (Charged at the Pony of Shadows and tried to jump into him, but ended up disappating what turned out to be a hologram and ended up crashing into suits of armor) D'OH?!"
 * ???: "Oh confound it, what now?!"
 * Igmar, Kurtle, Pines, Aloe and Vertex arrived.
 * Pines: ".... OMG, It's Starswirl the Bearded!"
 * Igmar: "Keep in mind that it's Nightmare Night. It could just as easily be someone in a costume."
 * Starswirl looked sadden.
 * Starswirl: "Please, I know there is a suspitious air of doubt, but, believe me, I am Starswirl the Bearded! I ended up here because some hooligans tried to mug me! Even after I cursed them into monster icons, they refused to believe me that I'm Starswirl, then the ponies began to boo me into here, AND NOW SYTGIAN HAS BEEN RE-CORRUPTED BACK INTO THE PONY OF SHADOWS WHEN I ENTERED THIS SCHOOL?! I TRIED TO HELP, BUT HE VANISHED UNDER A STRANGE MAGIC?!"
 * Kurtle: "..... Wow, the Professor's upgrade to the sumulation center worked like a charm."
 * Starswirl: "..... I, beg your pardon?"
 * Aloe: "Well, you see Mr. Starswirl..... Maybe it's best we just show you. Come follow us."
 * Starswirl: So, you're using this simulation center this "Professor Buzzord" made awhile back to turn the school into a 'haunted house' using simulated non-magic thaumagrams?
 * Aloe: They're called holograms, and yes. Stygian is okay.
 * Kurtle: So, um, why're you claiming to be Starswirl?
 * Starswirl:... You cannot be this blind.
 * Igmar: We can see fine, actually.
 * Starswirl:... What kind of school is Twilight running?
 * Pines: "Not the first time that question as been asked."
 * Starswirl: "..... Look, can I please see Twilight Sparkle, I'm.... Being very distressed lately."
 * Aloe: "But alcourse. If your troubled, then she can help. She's at the party in the castle."
 * The group lead Starswirl off.
 * Po was seen doing a bobbing for apples game, and used his roomy cheeks to store the entire apple selection into his mouth!
 * Mantis: "SERIOUSLY, DUDE?! I MAY'VE SAID THIS BEFORE ONCE, BUT YOU HAVE THE CHEEKS OF A CHIPMONK?!"
 * Applejack: "..... (To Big Mac) We're gonna need some fresh apples."
 * Gallus, Smolder, and Gaster were seen collecting candy from the party snack table to enjoy later.
 * Sandbar was seen dancing with Shore on a Nightmare Night dance floor.
 * Icky was seen drinking himself stupid with soda!
 * Gazelle was seen in a Natrisha Adams like attire as Duke Weaselton was in a Zoot Suit with his face painted green, imitating the Mask.
 * Lord Shen: "Sparkle, this is indeed a very charming party."
 * Twilight: "That means so much, Shen. I just wish Starswirl's here."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, you have been ensured that he has a history of arriving late, this is nothing out of the ordenary for him."
 * ???: F*** F*** F*** S*** F*** GODSDAMN F*** SONOVA S*** F*** C*** AND THEIR F*****G TITS, F***!!!! (Starswirl and his accompanying group came in covered in apples and junk)
 * Aloe: GREAT GAIA, THOSE GUYS ARE MERCILESS!!!
 * Igmar: Kinda unfriendly for a land all about friendship.
 * Kurtle was seen enjoying an apple, then got confused.
 * Kurtle: "You mean it's not costomary to throw free food at people?"
 * Pine: "(Pulls an apple off of a Quill and enjoys abit of it as well) I kinda wish it was though."
 * Rockhoof: "..... Okay Starswirl, what bit of trouble did ya ended up going through this time to make ponies mad at you?"
 * Flash Magnus: "Did ya ended up pulling another Meadowshire insodent where you criticised the village leader of her personal beliefs on magic?"
 * Rarity: "Meadowshire?"
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "Don't ask, child. Complicated story."
 * Starswirl: "It's not another Meadowshire fiasco..... Though it's such as troubling as one."
 * Twilight: "Oh, Starswirl, what happened?"
 * Starswirl: "I'm afraid to say. A lot of you may be doubtful of me."
 * Shifu: "Starswirl, you are in the presence of those that seen the impossable. There will be no air of doubt with us."
 * Starswirl: "..... (Sighs)..... Well, it all started a month prior before I found myself in Flimflam's school, when I attended a Starswirl Convention."
 * Icky: "Let me guess, none of the fans bought your claim that you're the real deal."
 * Starswirl: "It's..... Something abit more outrageous, I'm afraid...... Lougers, you have done some interdimentional travels, correct?"
 * Spongebob: "Well purely with the AUU and only recently the Mewni dimension, but yeah."
 * Starswirl: "..... I know this will sound, ludicrist, even with this knowledge, but...... A collection of radically different versons of me that came from a realm known as-"
 * Sandy: "(Concerned) The Fanonverse?!"
 * Icky: "AWWWWWWWWW CRAP, NO?! NOT THE FANONVERSE AGAIN?!"
 * Starswirl: "So you knew?"
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh, WORSE than knowing of it. We have the misfortune of dealing with it's natives migrating into our UUniverses to sometimes give complaints about canon."
 * Squidward: "Let me guess, these fanon Starswirls are mad at you for debunking them by your mere existence, are they?"
 * Starswirl: "Oh, I am so releived you're no strangers to this!"
 * Iago: "Trust us, we wish we are! The Fanonverse can have both the best, AND THE WORSE, of fandoms! And we had the misfortune of ending up visiting the bad part first! UGGGHHHH?! THE BAD MEMORIES STILL HAUNT ME?!"
 * Applejack: "Beg yer pardon, but, what's exactly the Fanonverse?"
 * Mantis: "Remember those portals to those other alternate MLP:FIM universes in Hayfield 64?"
 * Rarity: "Yes."
 * Crane: "Well, the ones that aren't memetastic or creepypasta material, of which is part of the Memeverse, the others are only extentions of the Fanonverse, which is basicly a universe where fan ideals end up. It's where fan thoeries, ships, uncanon stories, and alcourse non-SAF OCs end up."
 * Icky: "And trust me, all ya need to know that the Fanonverse is devided to SFW and NSFW zones, and if you EVER have ANY REASON TO GO THERE, PLEASE, GO TO THE SFW ZONES, ONLY?!"
 * Rarity: ".... Oh, trust me, we know too well of the Bronies, over-fasination of us too well, to have an idea why you mean."
 * Starswirl: "As I was saying.... These "Fanon" Starswirls are hounding me, because my very existence has caust them woe. They-"
 * Lord Shen: "Were sent to the Debunker Zone?"
 * Spike: "Debunker Zone?"
 * Icky: "Basicly the Fanonverse' equilent to The Epic Mickey Wastelands and the Pixel Wastelands. But crawling with debunked fan ideals. And trust me.... They're just as pissy about being there as the Fanon Starswirls are."
 * Starswirl: "I just don't understand why they are so against me. It's not like I intended their suffering."
 * Shifu: "Of course not. You didn't even know they existed until they made themselves known. It's just that, like the Pixel Wasteland, The Debunker Zone has it's own wasteland guardian, known as the Fanon Guardian. It hunts down debunked fanons, and takes them to live in it's realm."
 * Starswirl: "Then how did those Fanon Starswirls get out?"
 * Gazelle: "Well other then the obvious answer that they're powerful wizards, that is a good question. Usually wasteland guardians do well to keep their occupents from leaving."
 * Barktrot: "Perhaps it's possable, they had help."
 * Applejack: "Don't you fret, Mr. The Bearded, we'll locate those Fanon Starswirls and get answers."
 * Starswirl: "Well right now, them coming after me is not a sole problem. I think their presence and ponies having doubt I'm actselly Starswirl are connected."
 * Rarity: "Tecnecally, people had mistaken you as a Starswirl fan and/or Twilight's grandfather a lot of times."
 * Starswirl: "But when I started traveling, I ended that delusion and ponies came to realise that I am Starswirl. But this new confusion could be correlated by these other mes. And why? Aren't they based on a noble hero like me?"
 * Shifu: "I'm afraid that the Fanon Starswirls have fallen victim to Debunked Bitterness. An illness that plagues Debunked Fanons once they end up in the Debunker Zone. They become bitter, depressed, angry, and spiteful. It is obvious these fanon dopplegangers have lost sight of who they were based on."
 * Icky: "Yep. Those Fanon Yous are mad that you basicly filled a once empty niche, Starswirlly. And you can say that you never meant to harm them all ya want, but by mere existing, you rendered them the latest additions to an unpleasent purgatory. And they, aren't going to pardon that in the slightist."
 * Starswirl becomes depress.
 * Rockhoof: "..... (Gets stern).... Do not despear, Starswirl. We will seek out and punish those dopplegangers for besmirching your good name!"
 * Somnambula: "Indeed."
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "If those broken souls have a problem with you, they have a problem with us."
 * Flash Magnus: "No interdimensional Starswirls are gonna mess with OUR TRUE Starswirl!"
 * Mistmane: "Tragic as those troubled souls' reasonings are, their suffering cannot be eased through revenge, for it will only further taint their hearts."
 * Starswirl: ".... It will not be easy. One of them is a Draconequus like Discord."
 * Icky: "AW CRAP?! THE FANON OF DISCORD BEING A CORRUPTED YOU IS INVOLVED IN THIS?!"
 * Discord: "Ohhhh boy. I thought I had a reason to be espeically concerned about this. I was afraid that silly old brony rumor would come back to haunt me.... And you by extension, beardo."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, Starswirl. We were able to handle our own Discord and other Draconequui just fine. This'll be no different."
 * Lord Shen: "But we do need to inform Celestia about this. Any leaked-in interdimensional immigrants should become a Hayfield 64 concern. For they would have the ability to capture those Fanon Starswirls and help us. Because we are talking about alternate yous after-all, Starswirl. They are all likely as powerful as you, if not even more with the Discord one in mind."
 * Starswirl: "I haven't exactly kept track of them. I mostly AVOIDED them, because I was severely out-numbered, and likely at risk of being easily countered before I could even do anything."
 * Sandy: "Well this time, you got a posse yerself now."
 * Twilight: "And not just any posse.... A posse of friends."
 * Starswirl: "...... Thank you, Sparkle. You have come to comfert and aide me in my time of need."
 * Twilight: "..... Your welcome, Starswirl. That means so much to me."
 * Pines: "There, is still the matter with the Ponies being mad at Starswirl for some reason."
 * Starswirl: "Oh, I also had a bit of trouble from some hooligans and turned them into the iconic otherworlder beasts and villains for their disrespect."
 * Silence.....
 * Gazelle: ".... I kinda think you made that problem with them worse."
 * Starswirl: "Yes, I realized this. Not helping that they also failed to reckindise me as the real Starswirl. This would make getting to Celestia difficult."
 * Spongebob: "Well luckly for you. (Brings out the Atlantis Talisment) The Van, is here to save the day. (They convert it into the van with a familiar sound)... Really? You know Transformers stuff isn't allowed in the show, right?"
 * Icky: Seemed appropriate for this universe since both they and MLP are Hasbro properties, so take me away, officer.
 * Max Cat: Sooo... We're going to shoot them away?
 * Skipper: NO, WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID?! We're going to negotiate with the microphone.
 * Max Cat: Well I guess that works better.
 * Skipper:... Just let us handle this, Moon Cat.
 * Phil: Skipper, I thought we worked out ALL the crap you missed in the movies. Max's non-lunar origins, Marlene's bleached fur incident, your 'Dublin Ireland' visit, THE CORRECT SPELLING FOR 'NUKULAR'!!!!
 * Skipper: YOU'VE ALREADY EMBARRASSED US ENOUGH WITH THAT, FUR PANTS!!!
 * Icky: "Can we JUST go to Celestia already!"
 * The Group entered the van and proceed to fly off to Canterlot!

Chapter 2: A Troubled Rookie Jester and a Tartaric Book/The Dark Bishop of Hollow Shades
Meanwhile, in Canterlot. Outside Canterlot Ponyville The Episode Resumed Hollow Shades Church Lounge
 * A Jester Audition Event was seen.
 * Celestia, Luna, and a sad Punsy Mcglee were seen....
 * Punsy: "(Sniffles), Celestia, why are you planning to replace me?"
 * Celestia: "Punsy, it is nothing personal to you. It's just, you are being retired for saying a, very unpleasent joke, and a new jester will have to be accepted."
 * Punsy: "But Celestia, I served you well! I always gave killer one-liners!"
 * Luna: "Well the Harpy Ambassitor didn't seem to THINK SO?! NOR ANY OTHER RACIAL AMBASSITOR?! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND MAKING RACE JOKES?!"
 * Punsy proceeded to cry phaticly!
 * An older veteran Jester came up.
 * Veteran Jester: ".... Please mind my grandson, Princesses. He's taking the early retirement hard."
 * Celestia: "We know, Funso Mcglee, but it can't be help. Punsy can't some offending people."
 * Funso: "I understand. (To Punsy) Don't worry, boy. I can always get you a job in Topsy Turvy Town. They're, alittle more forgiving to rough comedy."
 * Punsy: "(Wimpers).... It's just not fair!"
 * Celestia: Look, I'm terribly sorry, but with racial tension going on recently, we can't have jokes like yours starting wars.
 * ???: They're right ya know, McGlee. (A donkey in a blue jester hood came in)... Ya went out of sytile in a time of racial conjustusness like Looney Tunes cartoons with racial depictions.
 * Funso:... Chad Puns. What're you doing here? You of all people don't get to say things like that even for the honor of the princess.
 * Chad Puns: Oh what, I'm not allowed to say my two cents or something? It's only my opinion.
 * Funso: No, it's everypony's opinion.
 * Chad Puns: Well then that's yer problem: Hypocrisy. You claim to really cherish the magic of friendship and yet you some folks, like me, are treated with stink-eyes like we're from a culture of pariahs. At this point, I think the kettle needs to file a restraining order on the pot.
 * Funso: You're not a good jester, Chad.
 * Chad Puns: Says the retired veteren jester.
 * Funso: Says EVERYPONY!!!!
 * Celestia: ENOUGH!!... Chad Puns... I do not seem to recall inviting you.
 * Chad Puns: Story of my life. Did you know I wasn't even invited to MY OWN BIRTHYDAY PARTY ONCE?! I never get invited to anything. That being said, I was actselly here to do something relitively productive. Did ya know something about a wave of fan dipictions of Starswirl the Bearded coming out of a place called the "Fanonverse" and making the real deal look like a fake?
 * Celestia: WHAT?! That's not possible. The guardian is a stone cold one.
 * Chad Puns: Well what did ya expect? They're fan depictions of THE Starswirl the Bearded. You're talking about clones of the same guy that mastered Inter-dimentional and/or time travel in some compasity in MLP canon. He's basicly a super pony love child of Dumberdore and Gandolf. But I'm willing the bet the real deal will tell the Lougers and your teacher's pet Sparkle and her friends about it and they'll tell you, then afterwords, it's a hot-skip-and-a-jump until Hayfield 64 is involved.
 * Luna: Wait, how did you know about this before them?
 * Chad Puns: Uhhhhh... Jester's intuition?
 * Punsy:... You let them out, didn't you?
 * Funso: GRANDSON!!! I AM ABHORRED AT YOU!!! CHAD MAY BE A DISGRACE, BUT HE IS NOT THAT KIND OF DISGRACE!!! HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE HIM OF SUCH?!?
 * Chad Puns: Yeah, kid. Shame on you.
 * Funso: "That wasn't to say you're permitted to egg him on like that! It wasn't like he accused someone of better standing then YOU! I only scolded him for your sake out of principal alone!"
 * Chad Puns: "Knew that was too good to be true. I mean, yeesh, can't a guy of my current standing deside to do something nice for once without being accused of something? I mean, come on, take note that I'm a donkey. We're not much capable of magic. Heck, I'm not even like those super speical Uni-horn Donkeys that can do magic! The only thing incredable about me is that.... (Gets abit depressed).... I'm pretty much a big loser."
 * Luna: "(Gets abit suspitious).... All the same though, it is strange that you have knew about this before us."
 * Chad Puns: "... Okay, ya got me. Let's just say, I know some friends in shady places that can learn about things faster then even the Lougers can. It wasn't exactly hard for them to notice a gang of disgruntled fan creations of a famous pony wizard making the guy they're based on look like a lier. Now that I got my fickle thanks of they day, I'm out of here. (Leaves)....."
 * Punsy: "..... I still say he had something to do with this?!"
 * Celestia: "Now now, Punsy, in all fairness, he did point out that he was incapable of magic..... This being said..... I do agree it is odd he knew about this so soon, even with his claims of his "Shady Friends"...."
 * Luna: ".... I think we may need to keep our eyes on Chad Puns for the time being. Right now, we should probuly expect the Lougers arrival right about now."
 * Punsy: "So, does that mean the Audition's canceled?"
 * Luna: "More like put on hold due to impourent matters, so don't get your hopes up, Punsy."
 * Punsy: "D'OH?!"
 * Funso: "Aw don't sweat it, Punsy. Consider this as a chance to revaluate your comedy rotine. Trust me, I don't want my grandson to end up like Chad Puns, and I'm sure you don't as well."
 * Chad Puns:... Well that could've gone better.
 * ???: (Monstrox voice but Bombinomicon tone) Ohhohoho, I doubt that, ass-ass. (Laughs hysterically as Chad pulls out a book with the Tartarus gate pattern on the cover and a yellow eye in the middle) Get it? Because it means both donkey AND butt? (Laughs) It's funny.
 * Chad Puns: Not if you explain it, TJ.
 * Book: Ahh, choke on a burrito of d***s.
 * Chad Puns: "Ugh, just my luck I get insulted by a sentient book from greek hell."
 * Book: "Hey, the correctamondo term, is Tartarus. Ergo, that makes me, the Tartarus Journel!"
 * Chad Puns: "Hey no need to lecture me on the correct name to discripe what's clearly still a standerd underworld."
 * Tartarus Journel: "Hey try to remember who it was that helped you bust those Fanon Starswirls out?"
 * Chad Puns: "That crazy vulture guy who created a inter-dimentional traveling outhouse that surprisingly works, for having an easy password to enter his house and for being an unintentionally helpful idiot who likely doesn't even know about me using it?"
 * Tartarus Journel: ".... I see what you did there. Well remember who was the one who GOT that idea in your head to begin with."
 * Chad Puns: "Yeah yeah, I know, that was you."
 * Tartarus Journel: "Exactly! I also helped informed you that the stupid bird has an easy to remember password and helped guide you in the Fanonverse and made sure you stayed out of the NSFW zone. Trust me. That place, is worse then Tartarus. (Shudders) Even I'm shuddering at the thought."
 * Chad Puns: "I get it, you were why I was able to get those Starswirls out. But ya have to realise that the heroes are already onto them."
 * Tartarus Journel: "That's the plan, genius. Those Fanon Starswirls are just distractions for the REAL plan. Going after Stygian, and taking him to the very guy respondsable for the Pony of Shadows."
 * Chad Puns: "..... The one where it's an expie of Nightmare Moon, or-"
 * Tartarus Journel: "Yes, I meant the one where the Pony of Shadows is actselly a dude and not related to Nightmare Moon at all!"
 * Chad Puns: "Well surely you of all, uh, sentient Tartarus-y things, should know that this guy was likely from many years ago, and-"
 * Tartarus Journel: "Well ordenarly, yes. But you would be amazed what magic can allow mortals to do. Trust me. HE'S still around. I'll explain later. Right now: We have a reclusive wimp to meet up."
 * Chad Puns: "Well there is a matter of finding the guy and-"
 * Tartarus Journel: "Oh, we don't need to come to HIM! He's coming to us. Sparkle WAS having a party after all."
 * Chad Puns: ".... Ahhh, I see what you mean."
 * Stygian was seen arriving to Ponyville via coach by a Saddle Arabian pony.
 * Saddle Arabian pony: "Welcome to Ponyville, sir. A quint little village where crazy things happen in unexplanable ways."
 * Stygian: "Oh. Thank you."
 * Saddle Arabian pony: "You have Trav'el-Babylon's pleasure. That'd be 8 Equestrian bits."
 * Stygian: "(Gives 18 of them) Keep the change. I'm feeling generious today."
 * Trav'el-Babylon: "Oh goodness me! That was more then I was expecting! And you clearly don't look like the rich type!"
 * Stygian: "Oh, a lot of that was my earnings from my book. I made a story about my past. It's, difficult to explain."
 * Trav'el-Babylon: "Hold the phone. (Brings out the book from A Rockhoof and A Hard Place).... You mean you made this book?"
 * Stygian: "Well, more like, I made the book where that one is a copy of. But otherwise, yes."
 * Trav'el-Babylon: "By the Alicorns, how did I not realised I was taking a famous auther!"
 * Stygian: "Uh, please calm down about it, I don't wish to be treated no differently then any other pony just because I wrote a successful book."
 * Trav'el-Babylon: "Ahhhh, I see, You're trying to be incognito! You have my vow of secretcy on this, my friend."
 * Stygian gets off and heads torwords the Castle as Trav'el-Babylon trots off.
 * Stygian: "It'll be great to see old and new friends again when I arrive at the party. I wonder if Starswirl's there as well. Ya know, if he's not being fastionably late as usual." (He came in to see that very few were there)... What? I was told the Pillars and Lodgers were going to be here.
 * Cozy Glow: Hello Mister Stygian. Oh, they left. Mister the Bearded had an emergency.
 * Stygian: "An emergeny? What was that?"
 * Gallus: "Something about a bunch of Starswirls from another universe screwing up his name as the real Starswirl because they got sent to a purgatory or something."
 * Stygian: "ANOTHER UNIVERSE?!"
 * Skyceria: "They said it was called, "The Fanonverse", where it's basicly a universe where the ideals of fans go."
 * Stygian: "Awww gees, and I just got here! How long ago did they left?"
 * Smolder: "Abit of a while ago, before you showed up."
 * Stygian: "And why are you guys here?"
 * Gaster: "Well, it's likely not serious enough anyway, just a bunch of vengeful d***s ruining a famous heros' legacy, and that it's also Pillar Business, which Sparkle always said is too serious for our involvement anyway, so.... Here we are."
 * Koningin: "And we're here to make sure the students behave themselves."
 * Yakhalla: "And that of Professor Buzzord as well."
 * Professor Buzzord: "HEY!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh don't act like you wouldn't end up redusing this castle into ruin if we left you alone with the children. You're litterally the same twit that ends up having inventions blow up spectatularly in his face, does reckless things, AND HAVING A STUPIDLY EASY TO REMEMBER PASSWORD FOR A SECURITY DEFENCE?!"
 * Professor Buzzord: "But it's a password for all of my security systems! Even the one in my house!"
 * Silverstream looked to have an empifinmy about this......
 * Silverstream: "..... Professor Buzzord..... Do you, remember that exspearimental Inter-Dimentional Traveling Outhouse you made?"
 * Buzzord: "Oh? OH! Oh of course I remember! See, sometime after the Deadpool debacle, I went to test that old thing myself, and IT WORKED?! I ended up in a universe ruled by cute puppies and kittens and gumdrops and ice cream and-"
 * Everyone looked concerningly at Buzzord......
 * Buzzord: "..... What?"
 * Stygian: "..... You, have managed to have a working inter-dimentional gate, inside your home, defended by only a security system, that can be turned off, WITH AN EASY TO REMEMBER PASSWORD?!"
 * Barktrot: "It's litterally just the first 10 numbers close to eachother as well. That makes it this mess worse."
 * Buzzord: "Well I don't see what the problem here is!"
 * Spoonful: "..... YOU, IDIOT?! DO YOU REALISED THAT MEANS YOUR CREATION COULD BE WHY THOSE FANON STARSWIRLS ARE HERE?!"
 * Buzzord: "That's impossible! My device can only be able to physically go into other dimentions and back, it's not one of those "Stargate" phemoninons where there can be others like it."
 * Yakhalla: "Then that means, those other Starswirls had a rescuer. And likely someone with a vendetta against Starswirl given the circumstances."
 * Buzzord realised this....
 * Buzzord: ".... Ohhhhhhh.... Does that mean my inter-dimentional outhouse is going to be consbinsated for this?"
 * Barktrot: "Well, given that it's respondsable to why dopplegangers, who are embittered at a famous hero's mere existence, are ruining his life, I HARDLY SEE WHY IT WOULD NOT BE THE CASE?! THAT THING IS AT RISK OF BEING EASILY ABUSED LIKE JUST NOW?!"
 * Buzzord: "Everyone, please, I purely meant for my inter-dimentional traveler for good! To allow us to travel into other dimentions and realities! To learn from them!"
 * Electross: "Well bad news. Like the time machine, an interdimentional traveling device ALWAYS runs the risk of being more trouble then it's worth! The Zoni are JUST as strict about traveling to alternate realities as they are to time travel!"
 * Buzzord: "But the Lougers do so all the time!"
 * Barktrot: "Of which is limited purely to the AUU, and recently the Mewni dimension! And even they discourage traveling to other existences, because they bring RISKS! It's like your What-If Scenariotron, you would not always like what you would see."
 * Buzzord: "But do I really HAVE to lose one of my babies? It was finally an invention that works!"
 * Barktrot: Yes. And one that works AGAINST YOU!! This kind of device is too dangerous for anyone to possess.
 * Buzzord: You sound like those sappy melty-brained ethicists of science that say technology and people do not mesh. EVERYTHING is too dangerous for anyone to possess. I do not appreciate being told what not to create.
 * Cozy: Why? Because they're too right for you to blow off of your life's work?
 * Vertex:... Kind of a mean thing to say, Cozy.
 * Cozy: Wait, being truthful is mean? Not my fault the truth hurts.
 * Buzzord:... Thanks, guys. Thanks a lot. (Walks away sadly)
 * Cozy: STOP TRYING TO MAKE US FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, IT'S NOT WORKING!!!
 * Igmar:... Cozy, is this because he recently got you in detention for breaking curfew?
 * Cozy: Maybe. I was trying to return something to Twilight and that's not a vewy friendly way to repay me.
 * Kurtle:... You know, you raise too many questions, kid.
 * Cozy: I get that too much. But it wasn't because of that. If it was, would you hold it against me?
 * Stygian:...... You are the weirdest kid I've ever met.
 * Aloe: This is Cozy Glow. Valedictorian of the School of Friendship. Kid displays good knowledge, has good friendship skills, and likes to tell stories about Vibe Idol. She said she wanted to dress like her this Nightmare Night until the costume was sold out.
 * Stygian:... Interesting. But what's more interesting is her cutie mark. It's supposed to represent intelligence and good leadership. Usually ponies don't get this cutie mark at her age. Must be some kind of prodigy.
 * Cozy: Mister Stygian, I believe you were worried about Mister the Bearded?
 * Stygian: Oh, that's right. Where was he headed?
 * Aloe: Canterlot.
 * Stygian: "Alchourse. I'll head there right away! (Trots off)."
 * Igmar: "..... I should, probuly go check on Buzzord. Make sure he doesn't do anything rash. I'll, see to it he'll become more, accepting, of losing that device. (Walks off)."
 * Kurtle: "I'll go too. He'll need my feel-good cookies and nice cold milk for this one. (Walks off to join Igmar)."
 * Gaster: ".... Wow. Cozy, that, was brutal."
 * Cozy: "(Sighs), I know, I know, that was too far. But Sparkle does said he needs to be kept from doing risky things all the time."
 * Shore: "Well yes, but there can be gentler ways to do so. We were told time and time again that Buzzord was very sensitive about being scrutinise. Kludgetown always gave him trouble for his well-meaningness rotinely."
 * Cozy: "To be fair guys, it's not hard to see WHY that's the case."
 * Skyceria: "Accreate as it was, it's still mean. And be as it may that Kludgetown isn't exactly in the best shape ever, Buzzord is obviously here to look for those who would show compassion to him. Now, I agree that he does need to accept criticisum better, but, he's obviously not yet ready for criticisum THAT harsh!"
 * Cozy: "I get it, I get it, I screwed up. Isn't that why I'm in a friendship school? To interact with people better?"
 * Gallus: ".... Tch, yeah, I think I can see why the Crusaders desided to help your Shirly Temple butt out abit better. It's like your from a life where you never had serious friends."
 * Cozy looked personally effected by that!
 * Cozy: "Hey! Be careful what you say about me, Griffin! I'm related to the school's superintendent!"
 * Gallus: "..... Yikes..... I, take it what I just said was true then?"
 * Cozy: "..... Ugh..... Fine, you got me! I'm..... Actselly abit terrorable at making friends."
 * Smolder: "And it shows when you made the Nutty Professor feel bad about himself."
 * Cozy: "Hey, the other teachers were doing it too!"
 * Sandbar: And all because you got detention doing something friendly?
 * Cozy: Hey, it's not exactly friendly what he did. But again, it wasn't because of that.
 * Gallus: It might as well could have been.
 * Shore: Exactly. That kind of retaliation isn't friendly either.
 * Cozy: What'd you expect? I'm just a filly.
 * Silverstream: Maybe you're not a filly at all.
 * Cozy: Maybe that's a good thing. Look, just leave me alone. (Flitters away)
 * Yona:... Sometimes she really scares me.
 * (Deadpool): (The episode stops) Hold the 500lb gorilla-shaped phone. Cozy's still in the school? What kind of discontinuity is this?
 * Scroopfan: "Okay, this time, this is an interuption I was PREPARED for. (Brings up a presitention simple enough for even Deadpool to understand). Well, you see Wilson, it's suppose to be like that the episodes before-hand of this Season 3's arc big finish, are untold stories of the season 8 episodes. Also, no thanks to the leaks and/or early lookly-loos, Season 8 went by too quickly, and it be too soon to let it's changes be felt and prematurely make Cozy Glow vanish from the face of the season, get what I mean?
 * Deadpool: "....... Ohhhhhhhhhh, I get ya. It's one of those, "What they don't tell ya" kinda stories. I get ya. And yeah, Season 8 DID went by too damn quick, did it? So, that means canonicly for SAF, the "School Raze" two parter, didn't happened yet?"
 * Scroopfan: "Why yes, Deadpool. Yes it means that."
 * Deadpool: ".... Though, I kinda figure that whatever plan Cozy's bitch sister was doing would happen relitively easy, all things considered."
 * Scroopfan: ".... Ugh, Deadpool, the previews of "To Tartarus and Back" would state that the talismens have been a bit neglected to the point that they don't work properly and need to be reactivated by those that the talismens would be best suited for and reignite their power."
 * Deadpool: "Oh, so, this is basicly where those kids would end basicly becoming an inter-racial main-six with those old relics, is that what your gunning for?"
 * Scroopfan: "Pretty much, yeah."
 * Deadpool: "..... Just thought I ask, because, this series is usually VERY cautious about being canonicly incorrect with canon stuff!"
 * Stygian: Hold on, Starswirl, I'm coming. (He left as a familiar pony with a broken horn and a paladin outfit was seen watching and left)
 * A very dark and lonely village was seen as ponies are seen living in utter misery.
 * The Familier pony trotted passed all of them and made it to a large creepy looking church.
 * The Pony charged right into the center of the recital area and reached another familier silluette.
 * Pony: "....... Sir...... We have found Stygian and the Pillers..... It was as warned by the seers. Stygian escaped his PoS."
 * ???: "Tch.... I'd be more disappointed if I hadn't anticipated it. Stygian was unwilling to accept the conversion after all. I am only surprised that it took this long for it to happen. All the same though..... I think it's time we prepare arrangements for their arrival.... For I, am ready for a reunion Starswirl will NEVER, forget."
 * Pony: Yes, Bishop Dipper.
 * Bishop Dipper: And you, Saint Polaris, will have to get the other Stars to prepare.
 * Saint Polaris: "Ugh, those misfits? The Stars aren't exactly as relieable as they were when they used to be more in line with Starswirl."
 * Bishop Dipper: "Perhaps, but they're better than nothing. Now make peace with this and make haste."
 * Saint Polaris: ".... (Sighs), Yes sir. (Walks off)."
 * Paladin #1: (Italian accent) Well, my word. We're going on another mission. Hope it's not another stupid Woeus' Witness crusade. Even if it fits with the theme of Nightmare Night, it never goes anywhere anyhow!
 * Paladin #2: (Mexican accent) Well, nopony ever expects the Stars of Bishop.
 * Paladin #3: (Canadian Accent) Ohh, if I had a bit for every time you said that, eh, it would've really helped with the salvation, don't ya know.
 * Paladin #4: Yeah, f*** bro, let's get this party started, huh?
 * Paladin #5: (Southern accent) Ahhh, we can take anything this world can dish out. I always got some crosses ta burn.
 * Paladin #6: (German accent) What do crosses have to do with this?
 * Paladin #5: A lot.
 * Paladin #7: (Scottish accent) Boys, and girl, this is clearly not some small crusade.
 * Polaris: Alioth is right. Bishop Dipper is sending us to deal with the cured Stygian.
 * Paladin 1: "Wait, NOW we're going after that guy, after like what, A year ago? A year ago since he was cured? I kinda figured the Bishop would've given up on him!"
 * Paladin 2: "Yeah man. Kinda thought the Bishop moved on, ya know?"
 * Paladin 3: "Yeah eh. It ain't healthy to be obcessed with a no longer relivent event, don't ya know."
 * Polaris: "Ugh, guys, this is SERIOUS?! The timing of the mission relivent to the day it happened matters NOT! The impourent thing, is we get to Stygian!"
 * Paladin 1: "I'm only asking why now when it's already been late into 2018 and not back in late 2017? It just makes everything confusing!"
 * Polaris: (His broken horn crackles) JUST LET IT GO!!! WE HAVE A JOB TO DO AND WE WILL SEE IT THROUGH!!
 * Alioth: Aye. He's not exactly as strong as Starswirl.
 * Paladin 3: What about his missing sister, eh?
 * Paladin 5: That's what I'm askin'. The poor sobber ain't been seen since she lost HER PoS.
 * Polaris: His sister is not important as of this moment.
 * Paladin 1: "Ya know, that doesn't make alot of sense. You say the big cryer ain't impourent, yet her PoS was the most powerful PoS in a business, while Sytgian ended up doing not too much both times pre and post Limbo! Why don't we just forget Stygian and-"
 * Polaris: "OH FOR WOEUS' SAKE, MIZOR?! (Zaps the Paladin Mizor painful) SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
 * Mizor: "(Coughs)..... Tecnecally, you mean "Shut the Tartarus Up", because- (Gets zapped again) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
 * Polaris: "SPARE THE TECNECALLIES, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Alioth: "Oh for crud's sake, Polaris, stop roasting that Rivera Villa twat, yer never gonna get anywhere with him!"
 * Polaris: "(Stops) Ugh..... Ya know, I tried to warn the Bishop that you has-beens aren't exactly the best choices ever, but he keeps insisting on it! I don't get why he wants the former speakers of Starswirls to represent Woeus?! You morons are the worse things to happen to me?!"
 * Paladin 3: "Well, we're not sure ourselves, eh. Ya think he might knew better then that, don't ya know."
 * Polaris: "I DIDN'T ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, ALKAID?!"
 * Paladin 4: "Boss, calm down. Let's just, focus on the job at hoof and be done with this."
 * Polaris: "THANK YOU?! At least Phecda gets it!"
 * Phecda: "(Quietly) Don't patronise me, d***hole, I just want this bulls*** over with."
 * Alioth: "(Quietly) Phecda, please, mind that tongue, even when quiet as a muted cricket?!"
 * Polaris: "Now then, can we please get this over with?!"
 * Mizor: "(Wheezes in pain) Yeah, sure. Lead the way."
 * Polaris begrudgingly leads the group.

Chapter 3: Lore of the Pony of Shadows/Doldrumsta Blue
Canterlot 11 seconds later. Canterlot Throne Room Flashback... Present Flashback... Present Chad and The Tartarus' Journel's Location Heroes Location Buzzord's house. Flashback Flashback ends.... School of Friendship Garage. Inisde the shuttle. Blackout. Electross' Ship. Church of Woeus Meanwhile... Elsewhere. Blackout. Doldrumsta's location.
 * The Van arrives.
 * Sam: Well here we are back in lovely Canterlot.
 * Max: Personally I like the new decoration of the throne room.
 * Starswirl: I came up with it myself, actually.
 * Icky: Wait, it's been around since the movie. And Twilight went on that zeppelin cruise afterward which was before you were freed. And even then, the throwneroom was still PERFECTLY like it was in the actual debute episode! How does it make any logical sens-
 * Starswirl: It was during the Fear War. Also, the throwneroom can be magicly altered to suit the needs of the caster. Celestia obviously changed it to suit her sytile during my absince. And when I came back, where, she clearly reverted the throwneroom back to my sytile. Though as to when why it was like that in this "Movie" as suppose to "Show-Canon", well, I wager the colors for my theme just happened to fit the kind tone Tempest was aiming for in making the throwneroom for suitable for the Storm King.
 * Icky:... Way to fix the plothole you tore.
 * Starswirl: Anytime... Whatever that means.
 * Stygian's voice: "STARSWIRL!"
 * Stygian was seen trotting torwords the group!
 * Stygian: "Starswirl! I have some news for y- (An exploudion happened behind Stygian that caused him to fall up and hit the pavement) D'OW?! What the?!"
 * ???: "AND CUE THEME SONG?!"
 * The Stars of Bishop but Polaris and Phecda entered in an over-the-top Ginyu Force like fastion!
 * Silence......
 * Icky: "...... Anyone else getting DBZA Ginyu Force Flashbacks from this?"
 * Rockhoof: "Wait a minute..... Starswirl, aren't those guys your old "Stars of Starswirl" force that were basicly your overglorifived peace-keepers?"
 * Starswirl: "That's impossable! They are likely long gone at this point, and- (Starswirl gets a closer look and rekindises them)...... Alioth? Phecda? Dubhe? Merak? Megrez? Mizar? Alkaid even?"
 * Alkaid: "How's it going, Mr. Starswirl? Welcome back from Limbo, eh."
 * Polaris: "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BEING NICE TO STARSWIRL, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Merak: "Hey give Alkaid a break, he's too polite for his own good, he's from the mooselands after all."
 * Pinkie: "They renamed it Vanhoover now."
 * Alkaid: "Oh hey, I guess the moose folk accepted the deal, eh?"
 * Polaris: "UGH?! YOU ARE RUINING WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SHOCKING REVELATION TO STARSWIRL?!"
 * Phecda: "That kinda already died when the Theme Song happened."
 * Starswirl: "Wait a minute! Polaris, what're YOU doing alive as well?! And for that matter, why are my peace-keeper force wearing those Church of Woeus outfits!?"
 * Polaris: "..... (Quietly) Roll with it, roll with it, (Openly) You only have yourself to blame for that when you left to Limbo, Starswirl. For-"
 * Mizar: "He and Dipper basicly kidnapped us and forced us to play along with this silly stuff."
 * Polaris: "...... GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YOU IDIOT?! I WAS TRYING TO MAKE STARSWIRL THINK THAT YOU WILLINGLY CAME TO US CAUSE YOU FELT ABANDONED BY HIS SACRIVICE?!"
 * Phecda: "Yeah, see, that might work better, if he hadn't told us to keep the peace in Equestria FOR HIM in his absince! That's why he picked us to be the Stars of Starswirl to begin with, ya know, before your boss hi-jacked us because of his raging hate boner for Starswirl."
 * Polaris: "YOU ALL ARE RUINING WHAT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SHOCKING MOMENT?!"
 * Alkaid: "Well, if I'm being honest, it doesn't seem honest to lie about what we're actselly doing with the Bishop anyway, eh. Honesty's the best policy as it should, don't ya know?"
 * Applejack: "Exactly!"
 * Polaris: "..... SCREW IT, SCREW IT, WE'RE HERE TO TAKE STYGIAN BACK TO WHERE HE GOT HIS PONY OF SHADOWS TO BEGIN WITH?!"
 * Mizar: "Even though he kinda sucked at it."
 * Polaris: "WOULD YOU JUST- (Gets smacked in the face by Rockhoof's shovel) Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, (Faints)."
 * Megrez: "Ay, mommi! He's gonna feel THAT in the morning...."
 * Alioth: "Okay, enough with the horseplay, time to start taking this serious!"
 * The group entered combat positions.....
 * Icky: "...... Okay fellas, and lady, what's the gimmicks?"
 * Merak: "Gimmicks?"
 * Icky: "Actselly, I can already guess perfectly. (To Alioth) You're the grouchy scotlander second banana to (Points to Polaris), What I assume is our Tempest Character of the month, (To Phecda) You're, the girl member who feels like she's ignored by a group of moronic eccentrics."
 * Phecda: "(Quietly) Finally, someone notices."
 * Icky: "(To Dubhe) You're the southern steriotype, (To Merak) You're a cynic, (To Megrez) You're the crazy guy, (To Mizar) You're the loudmouth punching bag to the afforementioned Tempest Character, and trust me, I can tell from exspearience myself, (To Alkaid) And you're the too polite for his own good dumbass that makes people question why he's even with the bad guys to begin with."
 * Alkaid: "Actselly, I don't even know myself, to be honest."
 * Phecda: "Okay, did you just psycoanalise us?!"
 * Icky: "Look, it's nothing personal, it's just, we dealt with misfit minions so much before, it gotten to the point that we can reckindise their traits almost stupidly quick. Villains have a SEVERE problem with being original now-a-days. And as far as I can tell, this Bishop Dips*** guy sounds pretty by the numbers."
 * Polaris came through quickly!
 * Polaris: "HEY?! YOU'RE LUCKY HE WASN'T HERE TO HAVE HEARD THAT?! HE HATES THAT NICKNAME?!"
 * Icky: "Duly noted, cause now I know how to trigger his ass."
 * Polaris: "(Scaredfully) T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-Trust me..... Ya don't wanna do that...... Ever!"
 * Icky: "Well your own fault telling me he doesn't LIKE that word, genius."
 * Mizar: "Actselly Polaris, that is actselly your own faul- (Gets painfully zapped) AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
 * Polaris: "OKAY, SERIOUSLY?! CAN WE JUST KIDNAP STYGIAN BACK TO OUR VILLAGE ALREADY!?"
 * Gazelle gave a "are you serious" glare as she pulled out the Uniter Blade.
 * Polaris: "For if you refuse, then we shall be the worse nightmare, you shall ever-"
 * Polaris and all the male members were sent flying out of Canterlot as Gazelle stood where they were as they screamed comedicly!
 * Phecda was seen having wisely backed off, but was next to Stygian....
 * Phecda: ".... (To Stygian) Yeah, we obviously lost here, so, we'll let ya off the hook.... (Seductively) Cutie. And FYI.... I think you're kinda cute for a wimp. (Rubs Stygian's face with her tail) Later, Styg. Oh, and I liked your book. (Teleports away)."
 * Stygian: "...... What...... Just happened?"
 * Starswirl looked more distressed then ever......
 * Starswirl: "..... It's bad enough that inter-dimentional Starswirls are ruining my good name...... NOW THIS?!"
 * Rarity: "Mr. Starswirl, you mind informing us on WHAT IN CELESTIA'S FAKE BEARD JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * Starswirl:... (Sighs) I thought I'd never have to explain the full story about Stygian's corruption.
 * Stygian: It's already explained in my book.
 * Starswirl:... Well I'm pretty sure not too many of us got to read that book!
 * Stygian: "Oh. Sorry. Didn't mean to break the druma like that totally random intro your Stars pulled. Or now, HIS Stars."
 * Starswirl: (Sighs).... Just meet me in the throne room.
 * Starswirl: Those were old acquaintances of mine long during the Fear War. The Stars of Starswirl. And the one with the broken horn? He's an unfortunate enemy of mine. His name is Saint Polaris Crux. The top paladin for the Church of Woeus, and the best assistant to it's leader, Bishop Big Dipper.
 * Tigress: Church of Woeus?
 * Icky: "Yeesh, how over the top basic evil-sounding naming conventional can ya get?"
 * Starswirl: It's darker then you think, bird. It's an unfortunate religion in what actually remains inhabited of Hollow Shades. It inspires progression through pain, fear, and loss, all under the eyes of another rogue Alicorn God. Prince Woeus, the Alicorn god of fear, suffering, hatred, xenophobia, and black magic.
 * Shrek: "Well, that sounds like he must be VERY popular at parties then."
 * Donkey: By that, he means the oppisite.
 * Iago: ".... I kinda have to question on WHY the Alicorn Gods have such a dark looking guy for a world of cute colored equines!"
 * Starswirl: That's always been the common mistake with outsiders. You always assume that it's always rainbows and sunshine with Equestria just because we have adorable physiques.
 * Gazelle: "By all means, we don't mean to make such an assumtion, it's just.... That's a surprisingly dark religen for a world like Equestria."
 * Starswirl: That much I'll agree to. And a sad on, as well. (Shows his repaired journel and opens it up as the story is explained through drawn depiction) I defeated the church's previous leaders, Father Pherkad and Archbishop Sidious, but during the Fear War... Dipper became resentful towards me. His son Little Dipper blamed his father for everything and for blaming me, his idol, for it all. He deconstructed himself into darkness, and I had no choice but to banish him to the dark realm of Woeus.... It didn't make him happy. He said he wanted to cure him, but I failed to convince him there was nothing that could be done. His son was already gone. He swore revenge and tricked Stygian into taking the ritual that turned him into the Pony of Shadows. (Depiction ends)...... And that's how we truly ended up in limbo.
 * Starlight:... (Gets stern) So Stygian wasn't the only mistake you made with your pride and arrogance.
 * Starswirl: Unfortunately no.
 * Starlight: And you ousted Stygian, KNOWING there was a threat out there that could corrupt him?
 * Starswirl: I never considered much back then. The Fear Wars were just too taxing to the mind.
 * Starlight: Well unfortunately, since he and his church are still alive in some unexplainable reason, time is no longer an excuse.
 * Spike: Take it easy, Starlight. He may have a point, even IF casting off his corrupted son and therefore making the same mistake of blindness with Stygian was clearly a terrible idea.
 * Flash Magnus: The Fear Wars have clouded judgment on even us. Why else didn't we think about the context of Stygian's actions before banishing him?
 * Starlight: How do I know that he wasn't losing his edge after the Fear Wars made him long serve his purpose?
 * Rockhoof: You were blessed of being born in a time where the Fear Wars is but a distint though ugly memory! You can't judge our actions from a millennia ago if you cannot understand them.
 * Pang Bing: He's correct. I made the same mistake in my past even if such cruel things have been a millennia outdated.
 * Starlight: That's different! Starswirl may still have learned hardly anything because, unlike you, he never had a millennia to heal. You only failed to have learned anything because you were under a bad influence. But him? If he did live from then to now, he would've made up for what he did wrong, a LONG time ago. I was willing to let him off the hook after repenting with Stygian... But this?! The fact that he casted off a crazed bishop's innocent self-corrupted child without thinking of a better way and instead arrogantly made excuses, then did the same again with Stygian? What's to say his clouded judgment from back then isn't gone?
 * Twilight: Starlight!
 * Somnambula: Am I to assume there's a reason you're choosing to take this incident personally, Miss Glimmer?
 * Starlight: "BECAUSE I SAW ABIT OF MYSELF IN STYGIAN?!"
 * Mantis: "...... How? You tried to resersect a form of communisum for butt tattoos, then commited chronoterrorisum, while he basicly pulled a dude Nightmare Moon."
 * Starlight: "HEAR ME OUT, OKAY?! Yeah, I get it, how we acted out was different, but here's how we're the same! Epsiecally now with this Bishop Dips*** in mind! We BOTH did bad things and came under bad influences, BECAUSE WE ENDED UP LETTING OUR IDOLS DOWN?!"
 * Icky: "Well, thing is, with Stygian, all he did was touch their stuff and tried to take it, which I think could ALSO be linked to that Dips*** of a Bishop, you basicly had a violent meltdown that killed one guard that ended up getting reserected by a magical Baracuda from another world! (The Pillars stared confused at that)...... Don't ask."
 * Starlight: "How we ended up going on the wrong path matters little?! The point is.... We're the same in one thing.... We both, allowed the hurt, of your idol doing something wrong to you, get to us! Which in term, allowed bad influences to rule us! I ended up listening to Fem Fatala because of Sunset turning against me. Stygian ended up listening to this Bishop because he felt like he didn't get the attention he deserved. And we both were heavily punished for making bad decisions. Starswirl, you and the other Pillars can hide behind how awful the Fear Wars was all you want, because I read a lot of history books about the subject to know that ALREADY! But don't ever, DARE, let it be a justification on how you ALL poorly treated Stygian!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Hey whoa whoa whoa, Starswirl's the one who laid the blunt hammer on the guy!"
 * Starlight: "True, but did ANY OF YOU STOP HIM?!"
 * The other pillars looked at each other.....
 * Somnambula: ".... Please understand that we didn't see the full context of the situation as much as Starswirl did."
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "Well yeah. As far as we all knew, we assumed that jealousy, feeling anxiety and post-Fear Wars Stress had gotten to him. A lot of ponies didn't have their heads screwed on right at those dreadful times. Betrayals became common."
 * Rockhoof: "Believe us lass, if we had the chance to know better and realize it was all because of that wicked Bishop, we could've asked Starswirl to at least be a bit more merciful on Stygian."
 * Flash Magnus: "Duh, well, in my defense, it ain't like Stygian actively tried to justify himself, I-"
 * Starlight: "DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT THE BISHOP ASKED HIM TO KEEP QUIET ABOUT IT?!"
 * Mistmane: "Young one, we may be great heroes, but we're not gods. We're not all knowing or omnipotent. We were just as mortal as everypony else."
 * Iago: "In other words:..... NOBODY'S PERFECT?! That's what's been hammered into Twilight's head since the Storm King and her dumb mistake with the hippogriffs. Even the likes of these guys make screw ups every once in the while! So, GET OVER IT?!"
 * Starlight: "And that's another thing!!"
 * Iago: OH FOR THE LOVE OF THUNDRA!?
 * Starlight: "You five also didn't called out Starswirl for BANISHING A KID INTO A DARK REALM?!"
 * Rockhoof: "DON'T ACCUSE US AS APOLOGISTS TO EVERY MISTAKE STARSWIRL MADE?! AS A MATTER OF FACT, WE DID GET A WEE BIT HUFFY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WEE ONE AND HOW WELL HE HANDLED THE BISHOP?!"
 * Mistmane claimed Rockhoof down....
 * Mistmane: "..... Be assured that Starswirl was not without scrutiny from that event..... But the thing is, we understood his piece. He firmly believed there was no helping the young one in what happened to him."
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "You didn't think we got ornery when we heard that?! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW, I SLAPPED STARSWIRL'S FACE WHEN I HEARD THAT?! I LET OUT MY PASSIONATE WORDS ONTO HIS BEARDED FACE FOR WHAT HE DID?! I COULD NEVER FORGET THE TEARS I SHED FROM THAT DAY?!"
 * Flash Magnus: "You want proof that I was upset!? I TRIED TO FLATTEN HIS FACE WITH MY SHEILD?! STARSWIRL WOULD'VE HAD TO START WEARING A PEG-HORN IF SOMNAMBULA HADN'T HELD ME BACK?!"
 * Somnabula: "Make no mistake, young one.... My glare at Starswirl was as venomous as a Cobra's Fangs...... But, Mistmane and Myself had cool heads preveil and understand Starswirl's reasons.... And by all means, this dark truth is something NONE OF US, will make peace with! But we trusted that Starswirl only did was needed to be done to safeguard Equestria. It was already suffering from ONE monster of fear! It didn't needed another!"
 * Starlight: "LOOK, I'M NOT IGNORENT OF THAT?! IT'S JUST, EVEN IF THE BISHOP WAS A TOTAL F*****G TWAT, HE WAS STILL A FATHER WHO LOST HIS SON?! HOW CAN YOU EXCUSE THAT EVER!?"
 * Starswirl: "(Gets angry with a flaring horn) WOULD YOU RATHER THAT I ALLOWED THAT CHILD TO PROLONG THE FEAR WARS, JOIN PITCH BLACK, OR EVEN DESTROY EQUESTRIA?!"
 * Silence.......
 * Trixie: "..... DRAMA?!"
 * The Rest of the Lodgers: SHUT UP TRIXIE, YOU'RE NOT HELPING?!
 * Starlight:... No... But I could've found a better solution. You know, instead of treating other worlds or realms like dumping grounds without thinking. I can see why Celestia's biggest fear is losing faith in you, her surrogate father. Because you've got the controversy to make it happen. I'm glad Twilight is not as arrogant as you, because after what I did wrong, I would've been banished to a world far worse than Poi-Son. (Leaves and slams herself into the van)
 * Stygian:... My word.
 * Twilight:... I can see why you never explained the full story.
 * Starswirl: Well, Starlight's reaction was not what I expected. Besides, there's times when I feel like there's better solutions. The Fear Wars were where I contemplated it the most. But poor Little Dipper wasn't going to be cured from his new Taraxippus form very easily, you know. Those creatures are beyond even Alicorn understanding.
 * Icky: Tara what now?
 * Starswirl: Taraxippus.
 * Icky:... (He looked it up quick on his iPhone)... Oh, wow! In Greek mythology, the Taraxippus (plural: taraxippoi, "horse disturber", Latin equorum conturbator) was a presence, variously identified as a ghost or dangerous site, blamed for frightening horses at hippodromes throughout Greece. So, is that what the Pony of Shadows was basicly was?
 * Starswirl: Correct. And was their leading vanguard. In fact... The Pony of Shadows itself has existed since the Age of the Alicorns, and so has it's kind....
 * (Starswirl): (As an Alicorn similar to this, only with dark magic eyes similar to King Sombra's, was seen)... They were created by Prince Woeus. Everything about Woeus was cold and dark.... Even his home was what Hollow Shades is today, as the land was brewing with his dark influence. He created not just the Umbras associated with King Sombra, but also the Taraxippuses, including the Pony of Shadows, back before Pitch himself even arrived. He sought to rule the land by fear, until the head gods Philosophia and Temperanus cast him off and turned him forever into darkness, as he ended up manifested into a shadow realm of whence to exile his Taraxippus creations...
 * Starswirl:... That is until the Great Fear Wars, when Pitch Black managed to find his home, the Woe Hippodrome, where Woeus himself tortured mortals until they cracked and became more Taraxippus followers. Pitch managed to free them and form an alliance with them, and after their own previous Pony of Shadows was destroyed... They picked another... That ended up being freed herself, as... A certain pony that defeated and freed her... Assured that the poor soul has been made eternally sad and tormented and is still missing as a pony with cursed immortality, and needed to be cured of this curse.... Then... That's when-
 * Spyro: When they got to Stygian?
 * Starswirl: Indeed. It didn't exactly happen before Pitch was defeated. Remnants of the darkness of Woeus and the Taraxippises remained in where Stygian became the next Pony of Shadows, within the Well of Shade, existed for them to choose another. In this case, a betrayed soul lost in the Great Fear Wars, with nowhere else to turn to but the darkness... And as a result... It got us into a horrible case of karma when Bishop Dipper became a problem. We had to bring the Pony of Shadows into limbo with us to ensure he and the Pony of Shadows stayed there in Ponehenge... Then you all freed us... No thanks to Twilight! (Twilight chuckled nervously)... (Sigh) But, I want to make clear that I do reckindse the good intention beyond the, albeit, still most epic blunder in the history of Equestia, and I will give due credit that at least with you, your heart was in the right place. My upset with you only stemmed from my perfect plan being undone.
 * Icky: "Ya didn't exactly left a warning for people like Twilight to NOT do that!"
 * Starswirl: "Alchourse I left a warning! My journel was designed to show a hologram of what happened and what was a good reason to leave the place well enough alone!"
 * Pinkie: "Ohhhhhh..... Well, the problem is..... It was kinda vague."
 * Starswirl: "(Starswirl was surprised)..... Define, vague?"
 * Applejack: "Well, ya didn't exactly said you didn't want help or get into anything spefific. That warning of yours could've been taken the wrong way and be mistaken for a signal for help."
 * Mistmane: "..... I told you we should've left a more proper warning then that flashy display you conjured up, ya old coot!"
 * Rockhoof: "Or at the least actselly leave a written warning in that book of yers!"
 * Flash Magnus: "But NOOOOOOOOOOOO, You wanted to be flashy and mysterious about it with a hologram light show! Yeah, it paid off well?!"
 * Meadowbrook: "Now let's not squabble like fillies and colts about this, we didn't exactly helped making that warning clear neither!"
 * Somanula: "I agree, and besides, immaturity and complaints get nothing done."
 * Starswirl: "(Sighs)..... You have to mind that arguement, we had long gotten into a, unfishished disagreement about the effectiveness of the warning I had chosen."
 * Icky: "To be fair, it was kinda vague. Twilight mistook that as "Please help us" as suppose to be the intended "Please leave this place the fuck alone"! Maybe you could've tried ACTIVELY saying that you want to be trapped in limbo with the freaky shadow monster before someone like Twilight ended up doing something stupid with this!"
 * Rockhoof: It did not even help that our disappearance was the biggest representation of Celestia's aforementioned worst fear. Specifically the one that made her briefly powerless against Pitch Black.
 * Twilight: Well... What about this 'eternally sad' pony?
 * Stygian: Her name is Doldrumsta Blue.... My sister.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, I guess that explains how you know who she is more than- (Did this)
 * Icky: "..... Well I guess being freaky shadow monsters runs in the family!"
 * Gazelle: ICKY!
 * Icky: WHAT, I CAN'T HELP BEING 'INSENSITIVE' AS YOU GUYS LIKE TO SLAP ON!!! I TRY TO OFFER LEVITY IN DRAMATIC MOMENTS LIKE THIS?!
 * Stygian: Well, you should try to be more considerate then that. Doldrumsta has been cursed with immortality and cursed to never EVER stop crying. The depression left from her time as the Pony of Shadows is an eternal torment.
 * Somnambula: Poor girl has never been able to find peace. A millennia of depression. Unable to die. Unable to feel happiness.
 * Icky:... Ohhhhhhhhhh.
 * Sparx: Yeah. You're an asshole and you should feel terrible.
 * Lord Shen: "That's Icky for you. He's practicly the king of imbaciles."
 * Stygian: Well, me and my family WERE from Hollow Shades after all. Doldrums... She wasn't a very happy pony before she became the Pony of Shadows.... I don't even like talking about it, but.... I have to....
 * (Stygian): (A young blue and white-purple-stripe-haired pony was seen) Let's just say she was the most horribly tormented victim of the Fear Wars. Bullies always got away with treating her how they wanted, she had no friends, she was the least appreciated of our siblings, she was extremely insecure, and just anything bad happened to her. She even lost a potentially good life and even our family, including our parents when they killed themselves with the Deconstruction Spell. I was all the company she had ever since. But one day, officially drew the line. The day she became the Pony of Shadows. In high school, she was welcomed one day, by bullies who claimed to have grown up, and-
 * (Icky): Let me guess, she was given the Carrie treatment and they made her prom queen only to cover her in blood?
 * (Stygian): Goodness no. They may had been aggressive bullies, but as ponies, they still had limits, albeit, very SMALL limits. It did occur on prom, though. See, she was welcomed and praised for withstanding years of oppression... Only for them to have saved the 'best' for last. What I was told was a surprise, turned out to be the biggest mistake they ever did. (They splashed her with blue paint, threw countless water balloons at her, mocked her with crying babyish gestures, and laughter as a young Stygian watched in shock and tried to stop them until they pushed him away)... (Doldrumsta started crying so loudly it shook the entire school as she gained black magic eyes that cried black magic goo as she slowly transformed)... The Pony of Shadows isn't always created by hatred and betrayal like me. Some, like poor Doldrums, are created by heartbreak, hurt feelings, and depression. (Doldrumsta became a feminine Pony of Shadows)...
 * Pony of Shadows: (Steven Universe Blue Diamond voice)... I TRUSTED you. You told me you'd changed. But you lied to me... AND I BELIEVED IT!!! (Cast a black field that caused everyone in the school to cry hysterically including Stygian, as the main one responsible revealed his loyalty to the Church of Woeus and left, while everyone began seeing tormenting visions and feeling Doldrumsta's pain, turning them one-by-one into Taraxippuses as Stygian escaped)...
 * (Stygian): I watched as she took the first of what was lost in Hollow Shades. She was forever lost to me.... Until she was rescued by what I was told was a surviving sibling of mine. Unfortunately I never saw her again. All that was told about her was that she was known as the Weeping Mare. Nopony knows where she is, but you could tell when she was around when everything turns blue and everyone in the blue field starts crying, water runs from the most random of places, and you hear sobs with a sound so heartbreaking, it hurts you emotionally.
 * Stygian: (Much of the heroes were sobbing) I swore to myself I'd find her someday. I even figured that the Pillars could help me. Unfortunately, Bishop Dipper got to me first.
 * Icky: "(Held back tears)...... Aw thanks alot making me feel like crap for trying to tell a joke, buddy!"
 * Stygian: "Making you cry wasn't my intention. That story has been known to, have that effect on ponies, and, otherworlders, as clearly seen."
 * Icky: SAVE IT, JACKASS! YOU KILLED MY MOOD! (Flies away crying)
 * Squidward:... What a baby.
 * Mr. Krabs: Tell me about it. It's his fault for being the king of imbeciles.
 * Stygian: "Hey, be nice! Mocking him won't improve his attatude."
 * Squidward: Says the one whose sister he insulted.
 * Stygian: More like he was commenting that the Pony of Shadows wasn't something exclusive to me. Any brashness is unintended. Nevertheless. He still doesn't deserve that kind of scorn.
 * Iago: "Yeesh, and we thought the new guy X is abit toughy about how characters are treated in this series. I mean, we're not being malicious to him, he was just being an asshole."
 * Stygian: "Well maybe there's a coloration between him always having a nasty attatude and your quickness to punish him for speaking out of line, regaurdless of legit disrespectfulness or not...."
 * Silence.....
 * Lord Shen: "..... Son of a gun, he's, he's not 100% wrong. I think we may need to reavaluate how we disapleane disrespecters around here."
 * Stygian: Regardless, I feel that finding her is a big priority now. Now that Bishop Dipper is back, she could be in danger. We may not know where she is, but that won't stop Bishop Dipper. Her eternal depression made her a very successful Pony of Shadows to them.
 * Rockhoof: "Then I say we go to the Hollow Shades and give them a peace of our mind!"
 * Twilight: "But what about the Fanon Starswirls?"
 * Starswirl: "They don't pose the kind of threat Dipper is displaying. We will have to deal with them at our leasure."
 * ???: "Wait, before you go...."
 * Celestia and Luna showed up.
 * Rainbow Dash: "I was wondering where you two were!"
 * Luna: "We were taking our soon to be former Jester Punsy home. We wanted to come back as soon as possable to talk about the Fanon Starswirls, but..... Just our luck that stops being relivent to a grander threat."
 * Starswirl: Alas, it's true. We fear that... The power that corrupted Stygian was not done yet. And now we must once again confront it. And, I'm not sure if Stygian is ready for such a thing.
 * Rockhoof: Heck, he would never dare go back there since he was corrupted.
 * Celestia:... (Sighs)... I have ALWAYS been conflicted with such a thing all my life.
 * Starswirl: We are aware, your highness. I served as your father since... Your ACTUAL one disappeared... For fairly a short amount of years before... Our mistake with Stygian.
 * Luna: (Sighs)... I still regret what I said after you disappeared about you deserving it after Stygian became the Pony of Shadows. It served as a stepping stone for me becoming Nightmare Moon. We didn't know what happened to you, but I didn't care. It was a fear we thought we'd put behind us since the Fear Wars.
 * Lord Shen:... Fear, you say?
 * Celestia:... (Sighs) It's time we told you what we should've a long time ago. Twilight?
 * Twilight: Yes?
 * Celestia: You recall that Pitch Black used a fear during the Great Fear Wars to control us?
 * Iago: We mentioned it twice, so, yeah...
 * Twilight:... Yeah. You never talked about it.
 * Celestia:... (Sighs)... Well, I'm sure you were told it involves losing faith in Starswirl. But... That's not the entire story. We're scared of more than that. We're scared that our family, friends, or idols... Would turn dark or untrustworthy, like sister and Starswirl did.
 * Spike:... THAT explains SO MUCH MORE!
 * Starlight: (Was seen coming back and having heard that)... I can see why you were awfully hurt when Luna became Nightmare Moon.
 * Celestia: It was also another result of Pitch Black getting revenge following his defeat. After the last Pony of Shadows was beaten by another... It allowed Stygian's abandonment and exile make the Taraxippus turn him into the new Pony of Shadows...
 * Celestia: By leaving Stygian to be corrupted by the Church... We felt we couldn't trust him anymore. Luna suggested harshly that we leave him to his fate after he disappeared, and I never convinced her out of it, as even mentioning our parents made it worse. It served as one of the many building blocks that... Indeed turned her into Nightmare Moon.
 * Twilight:... How come you never told us about this?
 * Celestia: Because, after what we were through and after I clearly viewed you like a daughter after your achievements as a valedictorian... I thought that if I told you this at the time, given the situation we were ALREADY in with Cold-Heart and Pitch... It would've made your built-up attitude with Taiku and me worse, especially since dark magic was at play here. I... Didn't take the perfect time to tell you. But yes, the one thing we fear more than anything, is to watch our family go down the wrong path.
 * Icky: "(Came back as well after getting over it) Yeah, way to be part of a reason why that even happened, Gandolf Pony!"
 * Starswirl: "Kindly, keep in mind, that I have underestimated the powers within friendship...... And that of the consiquences of not taking the time to futher understand the situation and not look at the world in, "Black and White" as you would write it out as."
 * Lord Shen: "Well yes, I get that, I wouldn't be quick to be trustful to anyone that stoles something impourent from me myself, but if they were someone I had prior knowledge of and if they had a good reason, I would at least give them a stern but fair benifit of the doubt. Had this been a stranger or a known ingrate you had known, I would understand the rejection, but, Stygian was the reason your union exists. A lot of that trouble would've been prevented if you bunch didn't write him off as a mere jealious thief."
 * Starswirl: "In our defence, the realm in our time was still recovering from unenlighten times where motives are pretty clear cut. Friendship didn't had yet gotten to a lot of ponies. Back then, it was logical to assume that Stygian was yet another pony yet to have understand friendship."
 * Duke: "And there's nothing wrong with that, but you still should've at least talk with the guy! He would've had better reason then that!"
 * Starswirl: "(Sighs)..... I know, but we must not dwell too much in the past. We need to worry about the now and the future."
 * Luna: "You go and do what must be done with the Hollow Shades. We'll keep our eyes out for the Fanon Starswirls in the meantime."
 * Starswirl: That would be appreciated.
 * The group proceeded to leave, as another mysterious force was watching....
 * ???: "..... My business should be with Starswirl, and Starswirl alone. (Vanishes)."
 * Chad Puns: "YOU SAID GETTING TO STYGIAN SHOULD'VE BEEN A SNAP?! YOU SAID THOSE STAR GUYS COULD HANDLE IT?! INSTEAD, THEY FLOPPED HARDER THEN A COMMUNIST CIRCUS?!"
 * The Tartarus Journel: "Cool yer heels, donkey! They were only holdin' back."
 * Chad Puns: "YOU CALL BEING SMACKED AWAY IN LITTERALLY 11 SECONDS, HOLDING BACK?!"
 * The Tartarus Journel: "..... Okay, maybe those guys weren't exactly the best ever people, but look at it like this. At the least, Stygian IS going back to the Shades. Just, not in a way that can be controlled."
 * Chad Puns: "Ya know what, I don't feel confident with this anymore! We're staying out of this!"
 * The Tartarus Journel: "Preformice anxity, huh? Then how's about a confidence boost? (Opens up as intense horrors extend out torwords Chad Puns)!"
 * Chad Puns screamed frilly as things go black!
 * The group arrived at the Blue Yonder's resting pad.
 * Starswirl: "Remarkable. You managed to aquire the Blue Yonder? I haven't seen that old vessel in ages."
 * Lord Shen: "We also gave it some much needed improvement. It is now modernised, both interloped creatures and spirits of such became trained, and it allows us to have a more less obvious means to travel across Equestria without the recognition of our van. After all, Dipper would likely suspect something not native to Equestria. He would not distrust anything that is: Airships."
 * Mistmane: "A clever idea, friends."
 * Lord Shen: "Plus, the smooth travel will help me forget that the Starswirl fan dipictions was (Angerly) ALL BUZZORD'S STUPID FAULT FOR HAVING A FUNCTIONAL WARPGATE TO OTHER DIMENTIONS?!"
 * Twilight: "Shen, calm down. We'll talk to Buzzord about it LATER! Right now, let's get going."
 * The group board the Blue Yonder.
 * Buzzord was seen bitterly exspearimenting on an entirely new device.....
 * Igmar, Kurtle, and the eventually arriving others, came in.
 * Igmar: "..... Professor?"
 * Buzzord: "GO AWAY?! Because soon after those misfits would be done with those other-dimentional Starswirls, I would lose my baby?! Now, I am trying to create a portable successor to one of my first in the long time funtional inventions in the form of the Dimention Pocket-Watch! A device only I should be able to control, because thanks to recently scavaged tec that allows DNA rekitniton abilities, only I should use it, and it WILL be use for good, NOT FOR JACKASSERY?!"
 * Gallus: "..... Wow, you're really pissy about losing that Dimention Traveling Outhouse, are ya?"
 * Buzzord suddenly stopped.....
 * Buzzord: "..... Pissy? PISSY?! (Angerly looks at a now cowerding Gallus) YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO MAKE COMMENTARY ON MY PAIN?! YOU HAD, ANY IDEA, HOW MISERABLE LIFE IN KLUGETOWN IS?!"
 * Gallus: "..... (Nerviously) It's kinda like Griffinstone, but s******r?"
 * Buzzord: "BAH?! AT LEAST YOUR HOMETOWN HAD A HISTORY WHERE IT ONCE HAD SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF, EVEN IF IT WAS GREE-MOTIVATED?! Klugetown, was robbed of something to be proud of, BEFORE IT CAN EVEN REALISE WHAT IT WAS?! ALL THANKS TO THE CRIME KINGPIN?!"
 * Silverstream: "You mean Verko?"
 * Buzzord: "BAH?! THAT SANS-FUR RODENT IS BUT A SYMPTOM TO THE PROBLEM?! THE CRIME KINGPIN IS WORSE THEN WHAT THAT VOLE CAN EVER EVEN TRY TO BE?! The Crime Kingpin did something to the Founder of Klugetown, and it ALL went down the crapper ever since?!"
 * Ocellus: "..... Mr. Buzzord, as your number one assitent outside of Kurtle, please talk to us. Why do you get so touchy about criticisums to your inventions?"
 * Buzzord: "..... (Sighs)..... Contrary what SOME of you like to think, I'm not ENTIRELY ignorent to my flaws..... I just don't want to be ruled by them, because being ruled by flaws is what ruined Klugetown...... It's what left everyone miserable. Now, I know there's a fineline bewtween acknowledging that you lack perfection and failure to do so, and look, I can get that we mortals can never be as perfect as robots or the devine..... That doesn't mean we should let flaws RULE us! Letting flaws rule you, will make you the most pathetic living thing ever to disgrace the world! By all means, it is impourent to not be like those that ENTIRELY forget flaws, for you can't improve without them..... But that doesn't mean they shouldn't be an obstacle forever. It'll just get repetitve if you get defeated by the same flaws over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER ANDOVERANDOVERANDOVERANDOVER?! (Breaths in, and out)..... Isn't that why science exists? To triumpth over flaws, and become better living things for it?"
 * Ocellus: "..... Professor, can you please, explain how you came to be like this?"
 * Buzzord: "..... (Sighs).... I'm not much for explaining my life story, but.... I do feel like it is imparitive here..... It all started, when I was but a wee child, and my parents introdused me to Klugetown's faverite pastime: The scavaging of alien tech."
 * An alien Garbage Truck was seen dumping otherworld tec onto the Bone Dry Desert.....
 * Klugetownian Scavagers saw this and made a B-line for the junk!
 * Among them, were a very young Buzzord and two loving but equilly dashing forword parents.
 * (Buzzord): "When I saw that beautiful pile of discarded tech of other worlds...... It was like I just witnessed the legendary city of Alicornia for the first time. Junk, had never been so beautiful to me."
 * Buzzord and family were seen collecting scrap and junk.
 * (Buzzord): "My parents were expert scrappers who collect pieces of metal to sell back as scrap metal into the markets, of which would come to mostly be turned into spare parts for things like airships and what-not. But they can let me keep the ones I liked the most.... And among them, was my first..... A broken alien probe."
 * A dying space probe was seen struggling to keep alive as Child Buzzord held him up.
 * (Buzzord): "That poor broken thing was found broken, neglected, and without anyone to care for him..... So, I adopted it, basicly."
 * The Young Buzzord was seen doing a lot of extentsive repairs.
 * (Buzzord): "It took a lot of time and replacing of parts from either dead probes, and even my late Grandfather's hat of which he bestowed apawn me in his will, but, it all paid off when I have created by first, earnest invention....... Hatty."
 * Hatty was reveiled to be the broken probe as now he became active again, happly chirping and snuggling Young Buzzord.
 * (Buzzord): "We became inseperable ever since.... I became dedicated to science, and started to create and invent.... And by my teens, I wanted to share my creations to Klugetown, but...."
 * Buzzord's creations kept blowing up in comedical but destructive ways.....
 * (Buzzord): "Oh like you all don't already know....."
 * A lot of Klugetowners either began to laugh, mock, or boo Buzzord, dispised by all but Capper, Igmar and Kurtle, and an unseen silluette of another avian Klugetowner.....
 * Buzzord: "...... I am not ignoring my flaws out of legit ignorence..... I'm ignoring them to not let them control me, to make me as miserable as all of Klugetown..... That's why I'm basicly this happy-go-lucky goofball that doesn't mind the fact an invention blew up into his face.... I was trying not to let failure rule me..... Or else, if I gave up..... Then the naysayers will be right, that I am pathetic......"
 * The group gave more sympathic stares for Buzzord, even the stern Barktrot and Spoonful......
 * Cozy Glow: "...... Mr. Buzzord...... I'm sorry for what I had said. I-"
 * Buzzord: "No need to apologies, Miss Cozy. A good inventor always knows to turn the words of his critics into inspiration for successor inventions. Hence why when I ineditably lose my Inter-Dimentional Outhouse, the Pocket Watch shall be my new token for dimentional travel, that only I will use. If anything, I kinda have to thank you guys for inspiring me to incert an anti-abuse mechanisum by untrusted hands, erm, well, hooves for some of you. I know I can get overly passionate, but, after some time and enough of Kurtle's delcious cookies, my emotions will be surpressed soon enough, and I go on trying to be above and beyond flaws."
 * Spoonful: "..... Buzzord, I..... I never realised this about you. I kinda thought that you were just mental, I-"
 * Buzzord: "Oh don't get me wrong, I came to suffer at least half of all mental illnesses in the book after so many exploudsions to the face! (Joyous laughter), they helped make me ignore flaws a bit better! But I'm glad to offer some nuance and all that."
 * Spoonful: "..... Well, good to know that I was both right AND wrong about you in this case."
 * Gallus: "Well, there IS the matter of whether or not Twilight or even the Lougers would trust you with an inter-dimentional ANYTHING after how much trouble those Fanon Starswirls caused."
 * Buzzord realised this.....
 * Buzzord: "..... D'AWWW, BALLOCKS!! THAT MUCH I DIDN'T TOOK ACCOUNT FOR!!"
 * Buster: "Well it's not like we can just help them out on the mission."
 * Buzzord looked as if he was inspired by the idea.....
 * Buzzord: "..... Young Buster, could you repeat that?"
 * Buster: "Uh, it's not like, we can help them out on the mission?"
 * Barktrot: ".... (Quietly) Oh dear lords, what have you done?"
 * Buzzord: ".... (LAUGHS CRAZILY) THAT'S BRILLIANT, MY BOY?! THAT IS A VERY SMART IDEA FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR INTELLECT?!"
 * Buster: "Oh sure, I-.... HEY WAIT, DID YOU JUST IMPLY I WAS DUMB?!"
 * Gaster/Caster: "Is he wrong, though?"
 * Buster: "..... (Dejected) Fair point."
 * Yakhalla: "Buzzord, please, this is pretty much Pillar Business, something I don't think the students are ready for."
 * Buzzord: Who said we were helping THEM?! Stygian always told me about other Ponies of Shadows, one of them being his missing sister, the Weeping Mare. Why go with the others when we can do another job for them?
 * Shore: And what makes you think we won't be followed?
 * Buzzord: And who in King Louie XV's Colorful Trousers would suspect a bunch of randomites like us looking for the fabled Weeping Mare?
 * Electross: "I-...... (Thinks about it)..... Okay, in all fairness, the Hollow Shades are said to be mostly abandoned, so.... I guess, not much at all?"
 * Buzzord: "Exactly!"
 * Gallus: "But the Shades are so far away though. And I heard it can be kinda dangerious."
 * Electross: "Oh don't worry, I have SUCH the thing that'll allow safe travel."
 * Electross opened it and reveiled a luxery Cragmite Ship the size of a dwarfed Millanian Falcon.
 * Electross: "..... Say hello to the Cragluxzor Imperial Shuttle Deluxe Deluxe Deluxe Luxery."
 * Yona: "..... Wow, so many deluxes?"
 * Electross: "It was a very high class imperial luxery ship for impourent members of the Cragmite empire. And just my luck that when I took that Cragmite cruser that got me to crash into the Badlands, I also ended up stealing this baby by extention.... Let me show you around."
 * A very luxerious Cragmite ship interior was seen.
 * Electross: "Drink dispenser, robot chef, beautiful maid bots that clean after ya, galactic cable access, in-ship libaries, movie theater, bowling alley, and many more that the most royal and richest of Cragmites got to enjoy."
 * Buzzord: "Ha-ha! Very capital ship, good Electross!"
 * Electross: "Thanks. And don't worry about legal trouble, trust me, with the Cragmites' current predicterment, not like they can do anything about it as of yet."
 * Yakhalla: "On the off-chance the Shades may still bare some life, like, bandits of deviant villages that gone rogue, won't this ship be dreadfully obvious and such threats would pay attention to?"
 * Electross: "Here's where the extra deluxe comes in. It's not just a paradise ship. It is also a master escape ship in times of war. This baby uses "Borrowed" Camilionary Tec that makes the ship blend with it's surroundings."
 * Gallus: "So basicly, a cloaking device?"
 * Electross: "(Chuckles), Close. It causes the ship to completely mirror it's evioment completely seemlessly, like it's not there. Watch. (Presses a button that activates a garage camera showing the ship) McDanial, activate Camo-Mode."
 * Computer Voice: "(Butler sounding) Yes, Mr. Electross."
 * The Ship on the video seemlessly vanished into nothing.
 * Interacial Students: "WHOAAAAAAA?!"
 * Buster: "HOLY CRUD, WHERE DID WE GO?!"
 * Kurtle: "Wow, that thing WORKS!"
 * Vertex: "Incredable!"
 * Electross: "And thus, we will be able to relax as we arrive into the Shades."
 * Barktrot: "But wait...... Are there drawbacks to this glorifived cloaking device?"
 * Electross: Like what?
 * Barktrot: Like magic? It CAN debunk technology, and there's plenty of opportunities to locate it.
 * Electross: Well fortunately I have been working on a quantum reactor that can cloak from magic. The problem is that it hasn't been tested.
 * Yakhalla: "Then what better time then with me around? I'll go outside, you fly that ship around, and I'll try to detect it with my strongest detection spells."
 * Barktrot: "I'll come out too with Lightvine out and ready to test this as well. (Lightvine appears from her tattoo as Barktrot's eye started to glow again at the head of the tattoo.)"
 * Electross: Alright. Let's get started. (They got to work as they were being watched by Polaris and the Stars)
 * Polaris:... Excellent. They'll lead us right to Doldrumsta and we can use her as leverage to obtain Stygian.
 * Phecda: And how'll we get past the Peryton's all-seeing pet?
 * Polaris: "Oh, that's easy, we- (Suddenly Lightvine arrived to them snarling)...... (Fearfully) Don't."
 * Alkaid: "Oh that is one angry magical python, don't ya know."
 * Lightvine pounced onto the group!
 * Polaris and the stars found themselves outside of a Tavern, with no memories of what happened......
 * Polaris: "..... What, happened? I don't remember a thing after that gazelle smacked us out of Canterlot.... Well, all but Phecda, WHO JUST RAN OFF?!"
 * Merak: "Actselly, I think it's coming back to me."
 * It was seen that Polaris and the Stars were given new memories of messing around in the Tavern before them, getting drunked and fell down to the ground.
 * Phecda: "..... Wow.... Did we seriously ended up feeling so sorry for ourselves that we went into a tavern to drink it away?"
 * Polaris: "...... AND I'D AGREED TO THIS?! UGHHHHHHHHH?! THIS NIGHT WAS A DISHASTOR?! UGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! We're gonna have to retreat back into the Shades and beg for Dipper's mercy!"
 * The group ran off!
 * Barktrot and Lightvine saw this hiddenly, Barktrot keeping a serious face.....
 * Barktrot: "I'm afraid to say we found something worse then bandits and devients..... Those 8 look like they worked for a dark organisation. That makes this mission of reckless abandon, more periolious!"
 * Yakhalla: "Yet all the more reason to see if Electross' defence against magic would work. In fact, we might need to get to that weeping mare even more now. Not just to convince the Lougers and Sparkle to ease on any animosity torwords what occured with his device, but because of whatever those ponies work for."
 * Caster: "Do you think they work for an Equestrian SCP Foundation?"
 * Barktrot: "Actselly, they look like they worked for some kind of relijustus group. And I felt bad vibes from them, so, it may not be a welcoming group."
 * Shore: "Then I think the Weeping Mare could be a wanted fugitive to them, or maybe that they deemed her an abominaion!"
 * Entropy: "Or worse..... They could be behind why she was a Pony of Shadows to start with."
 * Electross: Then we must find her at ANY and ALL costs. I have a feeling that what Barktrot did won't last forever.
 * Gallus: Well if they think about coming back, we WILL know, so what do we have to worry about?
 * Koningin: It's unwise to underestimate them. They could find a way to cloak themselves. Lightvine can't really watch for us forever.
 * Gallus: I'd like to see ANYONE that can get past an all-seeing snake. I assure you, it's not possible.
 * Bishop Dipper:... You... WENT TO A TAVERN?!?... THAT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! Polaris, WHAT BIT OF SENSE HAVE YOU AVOIDED TO ALLOW THIS PROCRASTINATION?!
 * Polaris: Sir, I swear, I didn't know what happened!
 * Bishop Dipper: What kind of fool do you take me for? You expect me, or yourself for that matter, to believe you agreed to get wasted immediately instead of following my orders for Stygian's recapture?!
 * Polaris:... That's a good point.
 * Bishop Dipper: Saint Polaris, you have UTTERLY disappointed me?! Not only am I convinced that you were right about how TRUELY PATHETIC THE STARS ARE, BUT EVEN YOU ARE AN EMBARRISMENT NOW?! YOU ARE DONE BEING MY ASSISENT, POLARIS?! CONSIDER YOURSELF, UNCERIMONIOUSLY RETIRED?!"
 * Polaris: "..... Sir, please, I-"
 * Bishop Dipper: "YOU, (TAKES AWAY POLARIS' CROSS) ARE NO LONGER WORTHY OF SAINTHOOD?! Get, out, of my CHURCH?!"
 * Polaris gave up and walked out....
 * Bishop Dipper: "..... And as for you phathic louts...... Be grateful that I still have SOME uses for you twits?! The least you bunch can do is prepare defences for Starswirl and his companions' ineditable arrival?!"
 * Alioth: "..... Aye, sir."
 * Saint Polaris:...... (Gets angry with a sparking broken horn)... You'll pay for this, heroes. (He runs off)
 * The Luxery Ship was already seen flying and cloaked as it was seen in Hollow Shades Terratory.
 * Gallus: So, how are we going to find Doldrums?
 * Electross: Simple. (Puts a piece of Stygian's hair into a tracking device)... DNA tracker. We just find a blip that matches Stygian's DNA. This should help us find his missing sister.
 * Smolder: "Ya sure that won't end up just sending us to Styguan instead?"
 * Electross: It has settings, you know. (Sets the tracker from 100% to 50%) 100% tracks complete genetic signature like Stygian. But 50% tracks siblings or any family members. You really think less about us Cragmites.
 * Sandbar: Well yeah, you guys were d***s to your galaxy.
 * Electross: You're lucky I grown used to people saying that about my race. (Activates the tracker)... Huh? Two blips? That's queer.
 * Gaster: Don't say that, it's so weird!
 * Caster: What? He has TWO siblings?
 * Buzzord: Well Stygian said he and Doldrumsta weren't only children, and Doldrumsta herself was rescued by a surviving sibling.
 * Spoonful: "Ohhh, joy. Now we're at risk of getting lost or picking the wrong one, or both I would dare say!"
 * Electross: Well good thing the computer can do more. (Does a command)... Here we are. Doldrumsta Blue and... Halo Epiphany.
 * Sandbar: "Hey, I think I was doing homework about her! She was DEFINITELY the pony that freed Doldrumsta from her own PoS."
 * Gallus: "PoS?"
 * Sandbar: "Abrigement of Pony of Shadows."
 * Electross: "Well, luckly, this "Halo" is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY beyond Equestria, and therefore, not our pony to look for, while the other, is still far, but at least within Equestrian terratories. So that would be the Shades."
 * Smolder: Ohhhh, suuuuure, she's in Hollow Shades. We didn't need an amazing gizmo to tell us that.
 * Electross: "Well there's still the matter of finding out WHERE she is in the shades, Miss Sassy!"
 * Smolder: "Well if you want me to give ya less shit, don't state the obvious!"
 * Gallus: Sounds like I'm rubbing off on you.
 * Smolder: Please, even Silverstream wouldn't allow herself to do that, and you two were shipped because of your little hug scene in-
 * Gallus: (Clenched teeth) I THOUGHT WE AGREED NEVER TO SPEAK OF THAT!!! CAUSE IF YOUR GOING TO BLAB ABOUT THAT, THEN MAYBE I SHOULD REFERENCE-
 * Smolder: "(Grabs Gallus' throat painfully as he Chicken Squacked!)..... Don't, even."
 * Gallus: "(Quietly) Fair counter-arguement."
 * Spiracle: "Now now, let's behavie ourselves here. Electross' right. It's one thing to know the land the Weeping Mare is. It's another thing about the spefifics of WHERE in the shades the Weeping Mare is. The Shades are a very easy place to hide for anyone who tries hard enough."
 * Shore: "(To Sandbar) What exactly were Smolder and Gallus talking about?"
 * Sandbar: "(To Shore) I'll explain in a better time, Boo."
 * Electross: He's right. She might not be in Hollow Shades itself. She could just be in the treacherous landscape. And we all know how we can tell when she's around by just teary eyes.
 * Gaster: Puh-leeze! Boys don't cry. My heart is tough as steel-
 * Quartz: Caster and Buster still think you're a loser. (Gaster started crying)... Got'cha, didn't I?
 * Caster: Yeah. The look on your face. ("He must never know!")
 * Silverstream: "I heard that!"
 * Caster: "CRAP?!"
 * Buster: "Whoa! Do you read minds?"
 * Silverstream: "Close. Your inner emotions. And it's clear that you two have unresolve issues with Gaster."
 * Barktrot: "Kinda why they're in this school to begin with, is it not?"
 * Electross: "Hey, let's try to keep focus here, huh? Let's focus more on seeking out Miss Blue before we talk about Gaster's personal sibling drama."
 * Caster: Well said. And Silver-Pee? After this, WE'RE HAVING A SERIOUS CONVERSATION WITH TWILIGHT ABOUT TRUTHS THAT SHOULDN'T BE REVEALED!!!
 * Silverstream: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO PUT GASTER ON A PATH TO A BETTER ATTATUDE, YOU DISRESPECTFUL LITTLE TERMITE?!"
 * Caster: "OH, I'M THE DISRESPECYFUL ONE?!"
 * Buster: "Well you did call her a name and-"
 * Caster: "BUSTER, CAN YOU NOT?!"
 * Yakhalla: "OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH?! (Stomps forcefully to stop the arguement)...... Neither of this is relevent to the task at hand! I want you two to apologese to eachother for aggrovating eachother!"
 * Silverstream/Caster: "Sorry."
 * Yakhalla: Thank you. (Silverstream and Caster nudged each other hatefully) HEY HEY HEY?! I'll ask Electross to take you two back to the castle if this keeps up! (Caster and Silverstream just proceed to avoid eachother)..... Better.
 * Electross: Whoa, Doldrumsta is on the move. She's teleporting into close vicinity to- (Everything suddenly turned blue, causing everyone to start crying but Buzzord)
 * Buzzord: "Ohhhhh, I love the blue estetic your ship has, Electross."
 * Barktrot: "(Fighting back tears) It's not the ship, you idiot?! It's the weeping mare's effect on thsoe who are close?! AND HOW ARE YOU NOT CRYING?!"
 * Buzzord: "Oh like I said. I suffered from too many face-felt exploudsions that it damaged my ability to have accreate emotions to situations. Well, at least till I'm provoked enough that is."
 * The Blueness wore off as it was noticed that the blip on Doldrumsta was leaving.....
 * Electross: "(Calms down)..... Professor, I think you have an immunity to the effects."
 * Gallus: "(Wipes tears) More like he's too stupid to give the proper feelings cause of years of inventions blowing up in his face."
 * Electross: "Eh, potato po-ta-po. Point is, it makes it all the more impourent to have Buzzord here, to the begrudgement of some of us, I know. He's also our best ability to communicate with Doldrumsta because he can't be effected by the aura of sadness she produced."
 * Barktrot: "Well I'll be damned. An actual use for your flawwed broken mind."
 * Buzzord: "Oh hardy har-har, woman."
 * Electross: "Okay, so we'll have to proceed to follow Doldrumsta, slowly, and carefully as possable. And to try and stay clear of the sadness aura."
 * Quartz: "But how will we know when we're too close or not?"
 * Electross: "Simple. If things get blue and suddenly waves of sad memories began to hit, that's when we got too close."
 * Quartz: Well there's the matter that she's likely teleporting, because what we went through happened too quickly for it to be her just trotting about!
 * Aloe: "Not unless she was a marathon runner!"
 * Koningin: "Oh which I doubt since she's suppose to be in a state of utter misery."
 * Silverstream: It's clear she's teleporting for a reason. She may be in danger.
 * Skyceria: Unless they're as broken to reality as Buzzord, I kinda don't see that. Who would be able to resist that field?
 * Silverstream: A trained empath? Or maybe someone who has experienced pain like that before?
 * Yona: Speak for yourself. We felt all of her pain when we were in that field. I doubt there's someone out there who's faced worse.
 * Barktrot: "Have we already forgotten our dark organisation friends?"
 * Buzzord: "Well they're unlikely to remember us since your energy snake made them forget about our existence, so-"
 * Barktrot: "I mean, it could be one of them going after her."
 * Gallus: "Nuts! Then we gotta stop that!"
 * A miserable blue mare was seen resting on a peak.
 * Polaris finally caught up, exhausted of breath....
 * Polaris: "(Exhaustedly) Okay, okay! Ya finally ran out of f*****g hiding places, and mana at this point?! Now, how's about, ya finally come with me, and-"
 * Suddenly, an anvil came from nowhere and crashed onto Polaris! This was curticy of Entropy.
 * Polaris: "....... Ow."
 * Lightvine appeared and lounged at Polaris!
 * Polaris was found laying outside of his village's pub......
 * Polaris wakes up as his old team looked at him......
 * Mizar: ".... Wow. How miserable do you have to be about basicly being fired, that you basicly became the town drunk now?"
 * Polaris: "..... What?! WHAT?! NO?! I, I, I don't remember this, I- (Gets flooded memories of drinking hismelf stupid ihe pub)..... AW DAMN IT, I DO NOW, APPEARENTLY?! Uggggghhhhhhhhhhh, I give up. (Lays back down). I'll have to change my name to "Why Bother"."
 * Phecda: "Tch. I can't believe you licked this guy's Hooves, dad."
 * Alioth: "Oy. Can't believe it myself, frankly."
 * The Stars moved on.
 * Polaris: "..... Oy..... I'm dreadfully out of touch."
 * Doldrumsta was seen moping about still, as the group kept a reasonable distence as Buzzord was pushed forword due to his immunity.
 * Buzzord: "..... Ahem...... Good morrow to you, Miss Blue."
 * Doldrumsta: ".... Leave me be. (Teleports off)......"
 * Buzzord: "...... Wow, that was BARELY even 10 seconds and she runs off again, erm, teleports off."
 * Electross: "My safe assumtion is that she's abit of a recluse."
 * Barktrot: "Given what she went through, I would be surprise if she remained upbeat from that mess."
 * Silverstream: Look, we can't keep running around. We can't keep mind-wiping those guys, and we can't keep chasing after Doldrumsta.
 * Gallus: You can watch us for all I care. Polaris and his stupid former church friends will just keep losing memories every time they try to come after us. We have NOTHING to worry about. It's going to be easy from here on out.
 * Barktrot: I told you it's not a good idea to underestimate them. They'll surely be prepared.
 * Gallus: Uh, no. What part of 'losing memories' don't you understand? No memories, no preparation. DUUUUHHH!!!! Besides, that guy will likely give up anyway!
 * Barktrot: Ughhh, I would explain, but your obviously the type of person that learns best THE HARD WAY!
 * Electross: "Well, we may as well do what we can do best for now, cause the other opition is calling it quits and go back, and we're already in enemy terratory as it is, so, may as well make the most of it."
 * Gallus: So yeah. Those dark organisation guys are done, FOR GOOD. End of discussion. Now let's go.
 * Spiracle: Yeesh, your attitude is so intolerable these days. It makes it more visible why griffins are so hated.
 * Gallus:... What did you just say to me, bug?
 * Spiracle: "Young man, I meant no personal offence, I am only stating my opinion!"
 * Gallus: 'WELL YOUR OPINION SUCKS, YOU OVER-GLORIFIVED-"
 * Yakhalla: ENOUGH!!! Can we stop bickering with each other about Gallus' attitude, Silver's blunt honesty, or Gaster's family issues? We have a job to do, so can you please work with each other and act like THE FRIENDS YOU ARE?!?
 * Gaster: Yeah. I'm tired of it already. I'M starting to wonder why you're all friends in the first place. (All six were shocked)..... Awwww, nuts, is this one of those "Camel-Back breaking" moments?
 * Ocellus: GASTER! How could you say that?
 * Yakhalla: NO MORE ARGUING!!!! Let's GO, NOW!!
 * Ocellus: (To Gaster) You're lucky we've heard worse. You have a lot to think about. (They returned to the ship and continue flying off)
 * Gaster: ".... (Quietly) Ugh, we REALLY should've stayed in the castle."

Chapter 4: Unwelcome in the Hollow Shades
Skys over the Hollow Shades. Hollow Shades Ground Level. Later. One painful beating later. Tavern Icky and Polaris began to sing this! Later. Meanwhile... Prestess temple. Meanwhile... Further into the temple Doldrumsta's latest location. Town Center. Dungeon Prince Woeus Statue Underground Flashback. Flashback..... Prestess temple. The Lougers' location. The Bishop's office. Dungeon Elsewhere. Far off into space. Polaris and the Stars' cell. Temple Grounds. Buzzord's Team Location
 * The Blue Yonder arrived.
 * Spongebob: "..... Wow. This place is GLOOM-ME!"
 * Icky: "Hey I know we came to expect this place being a dump, but this is a bit much."
 * Starswirl: Blame the Church. They have all but ruined the place when nopony wanted anything to do with their self-ruining religion. Ponies that still live here... Aren't in high spirits. They drink their bad problems away, they often live in poverty and crime, and many even have the weirdest phobias.
 * Crane: Do I even need to ask why?
 * Somnambula: Well we may have to get used to it.
 * Starswirl: But we cannot just run in all willy-nilly. We have to- (Pinkie ran off with party supplies)
 * Pinkie: I'LL CHEER THIS PLACE UP!!! (Jumps off the Blue Yonder and parashutes down)
 * Starswirl:... Please tell me she's joking. She can't possibly be serious.
 * Pinkie: COME ON, HOLLOW SHADES, I WANNA SEE YOU SMILE!!!
 * Stygian: (The others having landed the ship) She's serious.
 * Icky: When is she going to learn that doing that is not a good idea?
 * Surprisingly, the residents were caught by Pinkie's enfusiasum and began to party with her!
 * Icky: "..... AND YET IT F*****G WORKS ANYWAY?! BULLS***!!"
 * Rainbow Dash: It's Pinkie.
 * Starswirl: ".... Well.... I'm starting to think I may've underestimated the serious damage this religen had caused."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Again, it's, Pinkie."
 * ???: "HEY YOU?!"
 * The Residents quickly paniced off as Pinkie looked to see new Paladins....
 * Paladin 1: "..... WE HAVE A BLOODY STRICT NO PARTY RULE IN EFFECT?!"
 * Pinkie: ".... UGH?! IT'S GRIFFINSTONE ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 * Starswirl: "Or perhaps it's more like Pinkie was a symbol of hope and momentarly revived ponies spirits until THEY showed up."
 * Paladin 2: "Yer coming with us, Ma'am."
 * Crane and Monkey knocked the Paladins all out!
 * Paladin Leader: "(Surprised by this)...... F***?! (Starts running, but got knocked out by Rockhoof's shovel!) Ugh! (Faints)."
 * Rockhoof: "..... So much for a subtile enterence."
 * The Paladins were all shoved into barrols in a broom closet.
 * Starswirl: "..... Next time, Miss Pinkie, can we PLEASE try to be more SUBTILE about entering this place?!"
 * Pinkie: "Sorry."
 * ???: "About time those stupid Paladins got what's coming to them."
 * The group freaked out and saw a little filly.
 * Little Filly: ".... Don't worry..... Your with a friend."
 * Iago: ".... And, you are?"
 * Little Filly: "PBJ."
 * Icky: ".... Your name's Peanut Butter and Jelly?"
 * PBJ: "Ugh, walked right into that one. It's actselly Panusia Blamaos Jillasn. Of the Hollow Shades Jillasns. But I call myself PBJ for abridging a hard to pronounce name."
 * Spongebob: "Panu, Panana, Pa, Palaosio, Pankissing Blamay, duh....."
 * PBJ: "...... Just call me PBJ, okay? Anyway, the leader heard your "Subtile" Enterence and wants to see you."
 * Applejack: "Well how ya like that? We're already getting somewhere."
 * Lord Shen: "Not yet! What business exactly?"
 * PBJ: "..... (Quietly) Starswirl..... The Founders need you."
 * Starswirl: "(Quietly) Beg your pardon?"
 * Pinkie: I think she said they need your-
 * PBJ: SSSSSSSHHHH!!!!
 * Pinkie:... (Quietly) Help.
 * Starswirl:... (Quietly) Well then let's go.
 * PBJ: (Quietly) Sorry, but, they only want you, Stygian, and the Pillars. The others can't come.
 * Icky: (Quietly) Oh, THAT is the real bulls***! We're a package deal, twerp. You get him, you get us.
 * PBJ: (Quietly) We cannot afford too much attention and you all have clearly brought that to yourselves thanks to your pink friend.
 * Applejack:... And just like that, we're low again.
 * PBJ: (Quietly) Nothing personal. It's just orders. You all can't come.
 * Icky: (Quietly) That is a blown load of bulls***! We come because the Church is being a d*** to us, and this is the thanks we get? This place really is weak.
 * PBJ: (Quietly) Following orders is not weakness.
 * Icky: (Quietly) Tell that to evil henchmen, twerp. Either we all come, or no deal, brat."
 * PBJ: "(Gives a "Are yous eriously giving me shit right now" look)......"
 * The Lougers but Gazelle are left in a painful pile of defeated misfits.....
 * Gazelle: ".... Wow..... That, is very impressive for a child."
 * PBJ: "You learn ALOT of things in the Shades.... So, are you gonna be defient too, or-"
 * Gazelle: "Oh, I already lost by the virtue that it ain't right to fight children. You made your Arguement. You can go ahead and take the Pillers with you if it's impourent."
 * PBJ: "Thank you. (To the Lougers) Why can't you guys be more like her?"
 * Lord Shen: "(Dazed) Tecnecally, it was only Icky who gave you problems first. We only went after you out of self defence."
 * PBJ: "Well bloody remember that the next time the elders want something spefific, you obey it, no questions asked, got it?"
 * Duke: "(Pained daze) Yeah..... No questions ask.... We got it."
 * Mistmane: "..... (Unimpressed) And you 7 are confident that these misfits were able to save the world of Equestria, how many times now?"
 * Rarity: "We never said they were without..... Flaws."
 * Rockhoof: "I kinda have to call losing to a wee-one, impressively strong and actobatic as she is, a PRETTY big flaw."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, to be fair, little kids aren't usually capable to do WHAT SHE did!"
 * Spike: "Never-mind being able to over-wealm even the strongest of the Lougers. Even Pang Bing wasn't able to handle her."
 * Pang Bing was seen in an anti-magic pet carrior with bags on her feet and hands.
 * Pang Bing: " Please, hesitate, to remind me, Young Dragon!"
 * Flash Magnus: ".... Lougers, I think you guys, may need some finetuning."
 * Icky: She's not pony!! No filly is this stro- (PBJ punched him in the groin) GAAAAAH, THAT'S THE 51ST TIME!!!!
 * PBJ: Listen here, c**ts, we are NOT like the rest of Equestria. We do not take bulls*** from anyone or anypony. You want to help? Then do odd jobs around town for all I care. Just do not interfere with our leader's wishes. CAPISH?!? (Everyone was shocked at her words)
 * Duke:... WHOSE WOMB DID THIS KID COME OUT OF TO GET SUCH BALLS?!
 * PBJ: This is Hollow Shades. Even the children can kick your ass dozens of times over. Now, Pillars, come with me.
 * Meadowbrook:... Seems like you all don't have a choice.
 * Icky: Like hell we don't. We Lodgers never give- (PBJ crotch shot him again)-
 * Icky: 52!!! OOOOOWWWWW!!! I THINK SHE BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME!!!
 * Lord Shen: "FOR THE LOVE OF THE GLORIES, PREHISTORIC ONE, JUST DROP IT?!"
 * Icky: "OKAY OKAY, YOU WIN?! YEESH?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Not, really, the highlight of our careers."
 * Rockhoof: "Aw don't worry, misfits. Even the pillers had more, unglamerious incidents."
 * Icky: You mean like Stygian and Dips***?
 * PBJ: WHOA, WE DO NOT REFER TO BISHOP DIPPER THAT WAY!!! He has executed ponies for calling him that... PUBLICLY!!
 * Gilda: "Holy shit, ponies KILL eachtother here?!"
 * PBJ: "..... And this surprises you, because?"
 * Gilda: "Well, it's just, because with the rest of Equestria, we figured you guys would be against the death penalty!"
 * PBJ: "Ugh, typical outsider logic. Then again, it's kinda why Woeus was REALLY unpopular with the rest of the Alicorn Gods."
 * Sandy: "Well given that he was a needless god of FEAR AND HATE for a world of ponies, I can see why."
 * Icky: "Okay, if there's one thing I wanna ask, it's this..... WHY, Does Equestria have a god of fear?! I mean, Death Coffin I understand because SOMEONE has to balence out the souls of the decease, but.... WHY HAVE A GOD OF FEAR?! WHAT PRACTICALLY DID HE HAVE?!"
 * PBJ: "Trust me, it's, ONE HELL of a long, complicated story."
 * Pain: But seriously, asking why there should be an Equestrian god of fear is like asking if there should be a god of anything else. We have Phobos in Greece, AND ONE OF MARS' MOONS IS NAMED AFTER HIM!! Asking that is technically asking for world ruin.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Why don't you just say there shouldn't be a god of flight, magic, or earth while you're at it?
 * Icky: Okay you made your point, Jesus!! Shut up before I ask why there's a god of snark! I was only asking on why there's even a point to a god of fear, FOR A RELIGEN ABOUT HAVING FRIENDS?!
 * Twilight: "..... Actselly, a god of fear IS abit of a logical paradox for friendship."
 * Gilda: Well didn't Celestia's parents say that the Alicorn Gods weren't always the dawning race before ponies? It's not exactly a universal power you know.
 * PBJ: Ahem, we have to go. Stop wasting time.
 * Starswirl: "Oh, alchourse. Our apologies. Sparkle, I must ask you and the others to stay put. And, try to avoid getting into more shenanigans, from BOTH parties."
 * The Pillers left with PBJ.
 * Icky: "..... Well great. Guess we're stuck doing nothing until the plot wants us. AGAIN!"
 * Iago: "Hey relax, Icky, it's great that the plot is trying to have it that we can't ALWAYS be the main focus! Kinda like what Canon MLP is doing."
 * Icky: Hahahahaha.... Is there a pub here, Starswirly said there was alc here. (A loud burp was heard from the same tavern Polaris was sent to the second time he was beaten)... Booyah.
 * Twilight: Well we're not getting wasted. Last time we got intoxicated, me and Starlight made out with each other. Celestia literally knows Trixie doesn't need to feel drunk.
 * Trixie: Alcohol burns your esophagus, anyway.
 * Icky: More for us, then. I need to ignore to pain injected into my balls. (They went in)
 * Shifu:... Poor souls.
 * Pony #1: (As Icky and Iago came in) So I says to 'im, it's my goat. All the way from Capridia she was. We known each other for 4 moons.
 * Pony #2: Right, right.
 * Pony #1: And I says, I'd know if she was in love with ya.
 * Pony #2: For Luna's sake.
 * Pony #1: And he says, I know she's in love with me.
 * Pony #2: And you said 'bulls***'?
 * Pony #1: And I says how? And he says, well, she gave me them pretty eyes, and she be askin' for me.
 * Pony #2: And that's when ya hit 'im with a shovel.
 * Pony #1: (Chugs ale) RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! Now he says, I gotta pay 'im money cus he went blind.
 * Pony #2: No fair.
 * Pony #1: Damn right, no fair. I says to 'im, she was sick with mange, and was visiting. How will ye not go blind tryin' a screw a goat with mange?
 * Pony #2: That woulda been your fault too.
 * Pony #1: Coulda. But what am I s'posa do, when I find 'im in the field with Goatla, nearly raped within an inch o' her life, and him covered in dirt and hay?
 * Pony #2: Hit em with a shovel?
 * Pony #1: BLOOMIN RIGHT!! MORE ALE FER ME AND MAH COUSIN!!!
 * Pony #2: I'm your brother.
 * Pony #1:... Look, we may've had the same father, but you came out mah front leg. Don't make me get mah shovel. (Icky and Iago did this after getting drunk quickly)
 * Icky: HE F****D A GOAT!!! (Laughs until the two were cartoonishly burned)... Oww!
 * Iago: This mission- *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRP* -Isn't off to a good start.
 * Polaris: (Too drunk to recognize them) YOU THINK YOU'VE HAD IT ROUGH?! I got fired for winding up an a tavern in Ponyville, and then again in this ale pool during a personal mission. My mind is playing jokes on me- *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPP*!!!!!
 * Icky: "(Too drunk to remember Polaris) Hey, hey, I know what you feel, brother. Earlier today I got my ass kicked by a little filly, and just now by duo ambiguious bro-cousins where one of them was fucking a goat!"
 * Polaris: "Oh, I bet that earlier one was the Jillasn girl. The Jillasns are inheredly tough and nimble ponies. Her mother does those crazy actrobatics across buildings for a living and her father juggles cattle. And mind the Pooshovel Boys, they're very sensitive about their f***ing of goats, the inter-species daters."
 * Iago: "As we learned, the hard way."
 * Polaris: ".... Ya know, somethin' about you guys makes me feel comfertable around yas. Something, I had never earnestly felt. Ya make me feel as comfertable as a drunken Cloverlands Dad."
 * Icky: "Hic, where I'm from, I think that would be Drunken Irish dad..... Like so!"
 * Icky, Iago and Polaris broke into drunken laughter!
 * Polaris: "Oh, oh, oh you guys are great! I feel better already!"
 * Icky: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, DON'T MENTION IT, BRO!!! You go and get back your job, prove to em ya still got it. Neva give up, they says.
 * Polaris: Yeah, you're right! I'ma get some payback for them morons and get Do- (Faints with his butt up)...
 * Iago:... That guy's fun- *Hic* -ny. (The two fainted into the same position)...
 * Bartender: ".... Oy. This always happens in my bar."
 * A bar assistent proceeds to drag the trio off and place them outside of the tavern.
 * The three moaned and got up.
 * Icky: "Uggggghhhhhhhhhh, that's one hell of a headache I got. This hangover's gonna be a bitch."
 * Iago: "Ughh, my brain hates me."
 * Polaris: "Tell me about it, I- (The trio realised they weren't alone)..... (They comedically look at eachother.)......."
 * Icky/Iago: "BAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Polaris: "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Icky and Iago made a run for it!
 * Polaris: "I REMEMBER YOU BIRDS?! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME LIKE AVIANS?! (Charges after the two!)"
 * The Stars were seen enjoying their lunchbreak.
 * Alioth was seen eating tofu Haggis, Phecda enjoying a daisy sandwich, Dubhe eating a tofu fried chicken with "ETFC, Equestrian Tofu Fried Chicken" logo on it, Merak eating a salad, Megrez eating lettace and tomato only tacos, Mizar having hay pizza, and Alikaid eating pancakes with alot of maple syrup.
 * Icky and Iago flew by screaming as Polaris chased them!
 * Alioth: "(Still eating)..... Was that Polaris chasing the aliens?"
 * Dubhe: "Eeeeyup. (Still eats)...."
 * Alkaid: "(Eats Pancake) Should we help him eh?"
 * Phecda: "Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it'll be funnier to watch Polaris struggle with those two. Besides, unionated lunch break."
 * The Stars agreed to this.
 * Icky and Iago ran across the area with Polaris chasing them!
 * Icky and Iago managed to get ahead enough that they quickly buildt a brick wall up and painted themselves on it!
 * Polaris showed up and saw the painting!
 * Polaris: "NOW I GOT YA?! (Charges at what he thought are Icky and Iago, only to comedically smack into the wall and flutter off like paper.
 * Icky and Iago broke into laughter!
 * Icky: "WHAT A MAROON TO FALL FOR A CLASSIC CARTOON TROPE LIKE THAT?!"
 * Iago: "Yeah?! What a yuts!"
 * Suddenly the brink wall blows up to show an angered Polaris, who charged at the duo dodged as Polaris ended up falling down the stairs comedically, Polaris shouting in pain doing so!
 * CRAAAAAAASH?!
 * Polaris: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Icky: ".... Man Iago, did we ever gave the doofus the slip."
 * Polaris teleported back, albeit in an unstable manner due to his broken horn!
 * Polaris: "OH YEAH?!! OH GODS, MY INTERNALS FEEL TWISTED!!!!"
 * Icky: "...... Meep."
 * Iago: "Yeah...... Meep."
 * Icky and Iago ran off!
 * Polaris: "COME BACK HERE?!"
 * Polaris chased the two into a preist clothing area!
 * After awhile, Icky and Iago came out with Prestess outfits and kept running, and Polaris came out as well!
 * The figure from before was seen hidden in the shadows and saw that Icky and Iago were in trouble. When the duo were far away enough and out of Polaris' sight, the figure zapped Icky and Iago and turned them into Pony Mares.
 * Icky Pony: "...... (Female Voice) THE F*** JUST- (Stops)..... HOLY CRAP, I HAVE A VAG NOW?!"
 * Iago Pony: "(Female Voice) Did we just get turned into ponies?"
 * Icky Pony: "Work with it, work with it, the guy's coming!"
 * Polaris arrived to their location and saw Icky and Iago as pony mares......
 * Polaris: "...... Oh.... My apologies ladies..... Have you by any chance, seen two birds?"
 * Icky Pony: "..... Nope. But I do see a handsome charming young colt."
 * Iago Pony: "Uh..... Yeah. I find broken horns sexy."
 * Polaris blushed.....
 * Polaris: ".... Uhh, how's about I excourt you nice prestesses into the Woeus Temple, with the other ones, and then I'll try to look for the birds afterwords."
 * Icky Pony: "Well, do you sound like the stailian with the plan."
 * Polaris: "Alchourse, right this way, ladies."
 * Polaris leads the disguised duo.
 * ???: "..... I hope those two are safe from there on out."
 * PBJ: So, while your friends are busy cleaning up this dusty hellhole, is there anything you'd like to say before meeting Mayor Hollow?
 * Starswirl: "Uhhh, yes..... By "The Founders", do you..... Mean what I think you mean?"
 * PBJ: "Trust me, that's for the mayor to tell you. I was asked to just bring you to him as instructed by the elders."
 * Starswirl: Well for starters, clear something up for us. The one who founded Hollow Shades is namesakingly Hollow Shade. Does that mean he's still alive? He was pronounced dead in my time.
 * PBJ:........ NOT THAT FOUNDER YOU-...... Ugh, the Mayor will explain!
 * Rockhoof: ".... So, we're talking entirely different founders then?"
 * PBJ took the Pillers in as the mayor was seen with a collection of older ponies....
 * The Mayor: ".... Thank you for bringing them in, Young Jillasn. Now go keep watch."
 * PBJ: "Yes sir. (She does that)....."
 * The Mayor: "..... Starswirl, never have I been so glad to know that you are still around to this day."
 * Starswirl: "WELL I'M GLAD SOMEONE IN EQUESTRIA RECKINDISES ME?!...... Uh, don't ask, that's, an entirely different matter...."
 * The Mayor: "..... Right..... Starswirl, we need to talk about the Founders."
 * Starswirl: "If you mean the Founders of the Shades and the far off lost colony of O'Misery, then-"
 * Head Elder: "It's not that, Starswirl.... It's so distressing that you forgotten about Clover the Clever already."
 * Starswirl: "(Realisation)..... You mean, THE FOUNDERS OF EQUESTRIA?!...... What do THEY have to do with this?"
 * Head Elder: "They wanted to save the Shades in your absince when you were taken to Limbo. They wanted to avenge you. But they were captured, locked up in a magical statis pod inside aichent catacombs, and guarded by a Stone-Eye Cyclops, in the now apply named, the Hidden Temple Catacombs of Clover the Clever. Now she and the other founders, are trapped in a limbo of their own, like you all were."
 * Starswirl: "..... Clover, I..... I didn't realised she would......."
 * Rockhoof: "..... That young mare truely was a spitting image of ya, Starswirl. She knew something be up with what happned between us and Stygian, and wanted to bring justice..... But it was obvious Dipper was prepared for it....."
 * Starswirl: "...... Where is the enterence of the catacombs?"
 * The Mayor: "Blocked off by that eye sore silver statue of Prince Woeus himself just at the center of the town. Not hard to miss, really. But you need to wait until there are no witnesses to move the statue out of the way. Too many Paladins and others present."
 * Starswirl: "...... Why tell me this?"
 * Head Elder: "Because now both you and Clover have a chance to make things right, and free the shades of the darkness befallen us."
 * Starswirl: "..... Why me? This place is in such misery because of me!"
 * Head Elder: "Do not blame yourself, Starswirl.... What happened in the past is done. What's impourent now, is what we do in the now."
 * Starswirl: So... We're releasing her?
 * Head Elder: Yes. When you free them from those pods, it'll be as if they were products of modern times. But be careful down there. Believe us when we say that a giant cyclops with an eye that fires petrification beams will be the least of your concerns. There are traps that only powerful ponies like yourselves can be able to go through.
 * Starswirl: Sounds simple enough.
 * Head Elder: But keep in mind that she and her friends have just as much problems as you. She made a lot of regrettable sacrifices since you disappeared. Even we regret to speak of them.
 * Elder 3: "Well that and they aren't relivent to the probelm at hand. That's something to explore afterwords."
 * Flash Magnus: We all had bad days during the Fear Wars.
 * Mistmane: Whatever sacrifices they had to make, we will work it out someday.
 * Head Elder: "And they're something to discuss afterwords. Now Jillasn will return you to your..... Entourage. Whether or not you choose to inform them of this new infomation, is up to you, for we trust that the Pillers would know what is best for the shades' future."
 * Starswirl: Clover and her companions are our responsibility. We will tell them at an appropriate or opportune time. The Founders of Equestria deserve a new chance in modern day after these sacrifices you speak of.
 * Mayor Hollow: Wise observation. You clearly haven't lost your edge just as the Bishop said.
 * Starswirl: It will take more than fear to make me lose my edge. We will find the Founders and save them.
 * Rockhoof: "Let's just hope Sparkle and the Misfits haven't ended up getting caught into something crazy."
 * Icky and Iago still as pony mares found themselves surrounded by prestess mares in a beautifully extravagant room.
 * Icky Pony: "..... (Quietly) Iago, this is by far the WORSE mess we ended up getting ourselves into since the teleporter fiasco!"
 * Iago Pony: "(Quietly) Normally I don't mind being surrounded by pretty girls, but I don't think I'm brony enough to find these ladies attractive, AND THAT I GOT A GIRLFRIEND?! Plus, we're at risk of being discovered since there's BOUND to be someone smart enough to realise we're not familier faces?!"
 * Icky Pony: "(Quietly) Not just that! There's bound to be a female caretaker of the ladies temple that is SURE to remember faces and knows when there's new ones! And she would BOUND to obviously see that we're not on her list?! We need to vamoose before that happens?!"
 * Iago Pony: "(Quietly) Oh yeah, that's diffently something I don't wanna stay for!"
 * Polaris: So, where are you girls from?
 * Iago Pony: (Quietly) Dammit!
 * Icky Pony: "Oh, we're from..... Outta Town."
 * Polaris: "Oh, Outta Town of the lower Shades? Fancy place."
 * Icky Pony: "(Quietly) Bah...... There's litterally a place named "Outta Town" here?!"
 * Iago Pony: "(Quietly) Work with it, WORK WITH IT?!"
 * Polaris:... I've been everywhere in Hollow Shades. I've never seen you girls there. I'm pretty sure you know that everypony here cannot be unknown. The Church doesn't like that.
 * Icky Pony: Well we were outside Hollow Shades for a while. We came back for a visit.
 * Polaris: You still had to be cataloged. Those are the rules. The Church doesn't like ponies leaving without their knowledge. (The two got worried)... I want the truth. Who are you?
 * Icky Pony: "Duh, duh, I'm uh, Ickamena, and this is my, sister's cousin's aunt's niece's daughter's best friend's former room-mate.... Iagsackmackcrackalackadisboombahbugsbunnybugsbunnyrahrahrah, the 9000th."
 * Iago Pony: "..... (Quietly) THAT'S THE BEST YOU CAN COME UP WITH FOR ME?!"
 * Icky Pony: (Quietly) WOULD YOU PLEASE WORK WITH ME?! (Openly) We came to conform to the ways of Prince Woeus.
 * Iago Pony: Uh, yeah. With a name like this, you're practically asking to come here one day.
 * Polaris:... That actually makes a lot more sense.
 * Icky Pony: We're not exactly very courageous. You... Sorta scare us.
 * Iago Pony: But hey, we have to start somewhere.
 * Polaris: Absolutely.
 * Icky Pony: (Quietly) Dodged a bullet.
 * Polaris: "I'll see about taking you two to the Temple Mistress. She oversees all prestesses here."
 * Icky Pony: Oh, that would be so gracious, Mister Crux.
 * Iago Pony: (Quietly) I hope to hell that the Lodgers show the hell up!!!
 * SpongeBob: (The other Lodgers snuck around as paladins and priests, including the Stars, were scattering the streets)... Ah, tartar sauce!
 * Alioth: So what can I do for ya, Priest O'Flara, O'Connie, O'Kraze. O'Gloom, O'Tears... Who is also Neightalian! (Duke chuckled)
 * Priest O'Flara (First Pony): "Oh yes, I want to be arranged a meeting with the Bishop, my son is being very defient with me about becoming a Paladin, I need gudience with this."
 * Alioth: "I'll see what I can do, but don't expect miracles."
 * O'Connie "(Second Pony) Another heretic tried to burn the Woeus texts again. I need to know if any of the books survived."
 * Alioth: "..... DAMN IT, MEGREZ, YOU AND YOUR NIGHTMARE NIGHT JOKES?!"
 * Megrez: 'GOT YA?! (Laughs crazly!)"
 * O'Kraze: "Ah, yes, I would like to report that a family of dragons moved into the cave not too far from here. Their smoking up a storm! Those fumes will be problematic to our communites."
 * Alioth: "Oy, another dragon issue? It's like they think they own the place."
 * O'Gloom: "I'm here to complain about Mizar talking too much."
 * Alioth: "We're the stars of bishop, NOT MIRACLE WORKERS?!"
 * O'Tears: "Ah yes, I'm here to talk about your daughter.... Is she single? I want to arrange a marrage on her with my son, Gag O'Tears. (Po snickered)."
 * Alioth: "...... (Punches O'Tears in the face)! PHECDA IS NOT SOMEONE YOU CAN ASK FOR LIKE A PROSITUTE, YA FAT BASTURD?!"
 * Phecda: "DAD, YOUR EMBARRISING ME?! ALSO, REMEMBER WHAT THE BISHOP SAIDS ABOUT PUNCHING PREISTS?!"
 * Alioth: And remember what I said about our language of pain. It's how we spread the word of Woeus. Do you even like the kid?
 * Phecda:... No. But you didn't have to do that. And you know how the Bishop is when a preist gets assulted.
 * Alioth: "I'm no stranger to his scorn, Phecda. For you, I would even face Woeus' wrath if it meant keeping you safe."
 * Dubhe:... That's hardcore, boy.
 * Po:... I, have mixed feelings with that guy.
 * SpongeBob: So, um... What're we doing again?
 * Lord Shen: "Two things.... Recon, cause it's more productive then nothing..... We're also looking for those two idiots Icky and Iago since it felt like they vanished from the face of the planet!"
 * Po: In other words, Stealth mode again?
 * Mantis: "No dragon costume?!"
 * Po: "I know, I know! Besides, I don't think this place even HAS any of those laying around! (A Chinese dragon costume was seen in a Chinatown section)... (Face-palms) Yinglong dang it!"
 * Monkey: "This town's a foul temptress!"
 * Banzai: Well I'm sure we can come up with something better.
 * Twilight: Not sure it'll be easy.
 * Banzai: Has it ever been?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Toushe."
 * Rarity: "Hmmm..... Why not we can have it that only the ponies go out into town disguised as prestesses and get infomation like that while the rest of you stya hidden?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Oh-ho-ho! Capital idea, Miss Rarity!"
 * Starlight: 'Except, where are we gonna find prestess clothes on short notice?"
 * The same prest outfit palce was seen before the group....
 * Gilda: ".... That'll do it."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But how the heck can we get in there without being seen?"
 * Lord Shen: "Obviously we need to cause a distraction, but our best distractors are AWOL! How else can we do such?"
 * Pinkie:... I got this. (Drops in and sings this while the heroes snuck the outfits as the responding priests chased her)
 * Boss Wolf: That was definitely easy. And a nice callback to Trixie's Biggest Problem. And that of an abridge series that hasn't been heard about in AGES!
 * Pinkie: You're welcome. Now let's go incognito. (The ponies dressed up as priests)
 * Twilight: Now, we can't be seen by other priests, only by the townsponies. Priests will know we're not in their ranks.
 * Rainbow Dash: You mean we're not incognito on the bad guys themselves? THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF GETTING THESE RAGS?!?
 * Rarity: "Well it's not like those prests are a gang of idiots like Equestria's millaterry, Rainbow, I'm sure they're bound to realise that we're OBVIOUSLY strangers! We can't always relie on henchmen being stupidly trusting you know!
 * Rainbow Dash: For Luna's sake, make up your damn mind!
 * Twilight: Well it certainly won't help being a jerk.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, screw this plan. (Drops her robe into a puddle of mud) There's no point disguising ourselves if we'll be exposed at first sight. Waste of my time!
 * Gilda: Aw good Griffin Lords, Rainbow Dash, will you pipe down?
 * Rainbow Dash: No, I won't pipe down. Let's just have Pinkie distract those assclowns again and get where we need to go.
 * Tigress: It's a recon mission, not a rescue mission... Yet. There's no clear destination yet.
 * Tigra: Yeah, I mean, it's not like Icky and Iago will just breeze past...... Uh... I SAID, IT'S NOT LIKE ICKY AND IAGO WILL JUST BREEZE PAST!!!!... Aw come on, does karma only work unintentionally?!
 * Chi Fu: (Sighs) Just let it go. It's not going to be easy to find them.
 * Saa:... Ugh, now those karma fairies are teasing us.
 * Sparx: That's what they've BEEN doing, snakehole.
 * Saa: HEY, WE'RE A CHIMERA-HOLE!
 * Hoofereen: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
 * Tigra: I COULD EAT YOU UP RIGHT NOW IF YOU WEREN'T PART OF MY BODY!
 * Haroud: Calm yourselves. We're supposed to be hiding.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya know, we may as well not even bother with the disguises and we ALL stay hidden!"
 * Gilda: And do what, wait for priests to notice a HUGE AND COMPLETELY NOTICEABLE ARMY OF MISFITS?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Aw come on, you guys snuck around all the time, bad guys never noticed!"
 * Baloo: That's usually because of the TVtrope fallacy that we can fit anywhere regardless of how many of us there are.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Still proves my point."
 * Baloo: Well here's alittle F.Y.I. of a heads up, little missy, it doesn't ALWAYS work.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well so far, nobody's noticed us.
 * Squidward: "Well alot of THAT would depend on whether the plot WANTS them to or not."
 * Fidget: Well at least karma is apparently taking a holiday off.
 * Missing Link: I still wouldn't tempt fate anyway. We still need to find Icky and Iago.
 * Willie: I hope they're okay.
 * Polaris: "The Temple Mistress shouldn't be to far now- (Bumps into Preists)
 * Priest: What in the-..... Polaris Crux. you know you're not allowed on Woeus Grounds. The Bishop was very FIRM about your removeal from this church!
 * Polaris: Oh, piss on yourself and listen to me just this once. I have two ponies that wish to conform.
 * Icky Pony: "Hey, Ickamena here!"
 * Iago Pony: Name's Iagsackmackcrackalackadisboombahbugsbunnybugsbunnyrahrahrah the 9000th."
 * Priest #2:..... (Scoffs and laughs) Well no wonder you wish to. A name like that is asking for mockery and suffering. (Iago looks annoyed at Icky who jestured him to "play along with it") Fine, Polaris. We'll bring them to the Temple Mistress, Black Rose.
 * Polaris: Good. At least know I have SOME ounce of loyalty even after you fired me. (Leaves)... (Quietly) Now to go find the Weeping Mare and get my job back.
 * Priest #2: Right this way, my LOVELY friends.
 * Icky Pony: "Well aren't we gentlem- Pony, Gentleponies."
 * Priest: "What can we say, we liked what we see."
 * Iago Pony: "(Quietly) I did NOT liked the sound of that."
 * Doldrumsta was seen doing her usual cries.
 * Polaris crept up and saw her.....
 * Polaris: "..... Now yer mind, you big crybaby! (Quickly conjured up a cage and trapped Doldrumsta).... I did it?! I did it?! (LAUGHS CRAZLY AND STARTED TO DRAGA WAY THE CAGE LAUGHING, COVERING IT UP WITH A TARP FOR SURPRISE EFFECT)?! I'LL GET THE BISHOP'S RESPECT BACK YET?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY AS HE TROTTED OFF WITH THE CAGE?!)"
 * This was seen by the hidden group.....
 * Gallus: "..... Well s***. When yer right, yer right. Basturd's more persistent then I thought."
 * Barktrot: "Much as I like being right, I felt like this was only because of unexplained circumstances. But we'll have to thank Gaster for planning ahead and setting Polaris a booby trap in one of the usual spots while we look for the real Doldrumsta."
 * Gaster: "My pleasure. Me and the bros were happy to help."
 * Bishop Dipper was seen trotting along with some preists.
 * Polaris' voice: "BISHOP, BISHOP?! I DID IT?! I DID IT?!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "OH WHAT NOW?!"
 * Polaris was happly trotting about and dragged the cage!
 * Polaris: "I CAUGHT HER?! I CAUGHT DOLDRUMSTA?!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "YOU DID?! THAT'S INCREDI- (Notices that the town ponies are not crying)...... Polaris..... You DO remember that Doldrumsta is called the Weeping Mare for a reason. Not just because she cries alot, but because her state of misery is so severe that it causes those around her to CRY! And, (Points to the town)..... What's wrong, with this picture?"
 * Polaris looked and saw that ponies aren't crying.......
 * Polaris: ".... M.... M...... Maybe, that effect has worn off? She has been known to teleport alot, so, maybe the effect is, mana dependent?"
 * Bishop Dipper: "....... Remove, that, tarp."
 * Polaris: "Alcourse sir, only to ensure you that- (Reveils the cage to show a smiling Doldrumsta) (Stared flabbergasted) BAH?! SHE'S SMILING?! ("Doldrumsta" got up and splited apart by halves) (Polaris freaks out with an ARWOOOOGA)!?"
 * The two Doldrumsta halves turned into Caster, the head front, and Buster, the Butt Half, as the duo laughed!
 * Caster/Buster: "YA BEEN PRANKED, BRO?! (The duo bust-opened the cage and flew off laughing before anyone can react!) ADIOS, ASSHOLES?! (Caster and Buster whooped and cheered as they get away!)"
 * Polaris stared surprised..... Then he fearfully looks at an unimpressed Bishop Dipper.......
 * Polaris: "...... Bu-bu-bub-bu-bub-bu-bububububububububububububu, BUT, BUT!? Bishop, please, let me explain- (Some Paladins contained Polaris)......"
 * Bishop Dipper: ".... Incompidence, is one thing..... IT'S ANOTHER, TO PULL CHILDISH PRANKS ON THE CHURCH?! You, shall be THROWN, into the dunguin for such heresy?! And on top of that, soon after I dealt with Starswirl once more, YOU WILL BE EXICUTED?!"
 * Polaris: "NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOO?! PLEASE NO?! (The Paladins dragged him off) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * The Stars looked on with pity.....
 * Mizar: "...... Wow..... Sucks to be him."
 * Alioth: "..... Ya know what, gang?.... I grown sick and tired of the Bishop's abuse. He's going to mindlessly exicute his best man, over three mistakes. I can't make peace with this anymore!"
 * Phecda: "Oh, NOW your desiding to actselly be what Starswirl INTENDED us to be?!"
 * Alioth sighs....
 * Alioth: "..... I know I allowed the group to fall into undesirable terratory. But I want to make up for that now. I want to redeem our real group's intention. What Starswirl MEANT for us to be, not to work and collaperate with problems, but do stop them. And we start that by busting Polaris out and organise a rebelion against the Church. Let's go to the old secret hideout to disguss more."
 * The Stars trotted off, as Phecda looked at Alioth proudly for his decision.
 * Polaris: I SWEAR, I WAS SET UP!!! THIS WASN'T MY FAULT!!!
 * Priest #1: Likely story.
 * Priest #2: Nopony like you screws up a third time. That's just not believable, even for you.
 * Priest #1: If you thought that making us look like a joke is a good way to get back at us for getting fired, then remember right now that the stunt's an executional offense.
 * Polaris: I AM TELLING THE TRUTH!!!!
 * Priest #2: Just let it go. You're not fooling anypony. You will be beheaded as soon as we deal with Starswirl and company. (They tossed Polaris into a cell and left)
 * Polaris: DON'T YOU DARE WALK OUT ON ME, YOU DUMB MOOKS!!! (They were gone)... UGH!!!! Thanks a lot, you dumb bastards. You got me sentenced to death. I hope you're happy.
 * ???: Well we aren't. (The other Stars appeared as Phecda was speaking)... Because that wasn't very smart of you.
 * Dubhe: Yeah, why are ya suddenly losing your mojo when this problem never happened?
 * Polaris: BECAUSE IT'S CLEARLY THE HEROES FAULT!!! They made me look like a fool in front of the church, got me fired, and now I'm about to be executed thanks to them making me look like a cruel prankster. If I get out of here, I'm going to be ready next time.
 * Alioth: Actually, there IS no next time.
 * Polaris:... I beg your pardon?
 * Mizar: We are no longer serving the Church. They think of us as pushovers. That's why we're leaving as soon as we bust you out.
 * Polaris:... SO YOU'RE ON THEIR SIDE?! After what they just did to me?! They're nothing but trouble.
 * Megrez: Well, to be honest man, if the church is going up against guys that have a gazelle lady with a powerful keysword and ALL six pillers at standby, I rather be with the winning team man, and the Church? NOT, a winning team!
 * Phecda: We're going back to Starswirl's side. We're DONE being slaves.
 * Polaris:... I can't believe you. You're just going to walk away from all this after everything I did for you? They got me sentenced to death. Why would you want to help them after that?
 * Alioth: "Well excuse us for realising that this Woeus worship nonsense is finally gonna die! I mean, the writing was on the wall the minute you suddenly turned into comedy hour! I think the better question is, WHY ARE YOU BLINDLY LOYAL TO THE PONY THAT JUST ORDERED YOUR DEATH?!"
 * Polaris: "Because Dipper is my friend! And I can't betray that!"
 * Alioth: "Well he had no quilms ordering your DEATH, OVER A PRANK?! Nor did he not hesitated to fire yer ass for failing to capture Stygian! I be thinking that he is NOPONY'S friend! I bet'ya that's why Woeus wasn't so popular with the other Alicorns. This sort of nonsense is why!"
 * Polaris: "I WAS ONLY OFFERING LOYALTY?!"
 * Alioth: "And look where it got ye.... In a cell, awaiting death on the unlikely chance Dipper was able to win against Starswirl. Admit it, man. Dipper as you knew him is gone. He's a puppet to Woeus now."
 * Polaris: "(Polaris' devoted loyalty was being challnaged now)...... WELL, WHAT ABOUT WHEN STARSWIRL BANISHED POOR LITTLE DIPPER INTO THE REALM?! SURELY THAT CAN-"
 * Alioth: "Now by all means, that is an undeniably unfortunate event we ALL can reckindised! I ain't one to pretend that Starswirl was in the right 100% for that mess..... But I do see the pure intentions behind it. Failure to do what he did to the wee-one, would've lead to the Lad worsening things for Equestria then what the Fear Wars was already doing. But, and pardon my Pranch, but, It's Dips***'s own fault for not realising that fear was a BAD THING! He should've forsaken that Woeus nonsense and let him be a forsaken god?! What, HE, did, should've been a hard-learned lesson that fear is a not a good thing to worship! And for what it's worth, Starswirl DID tried to apologies.... Dips*** just acted like a bloodly dips*** about it."
 * Polaris was really starting to lose his loyalty to Dipper......
 * Polaris: "..... But, but, what about everything Woeus had promised? Power, strength, a better Equestria?"
 * Alioth: "Bah, be honest with yerself, lad, the Shades are pretty much in the minority anyway. Nopony wants anything to do with a Fear God."
 * Polaris: "But Woeus was unjustly punished for only wanting his own subjects to rule over! His creations in the Taraxippus could've allowed Equestria to harness the power of fear, and be respected!"
 * Phecda: "More like, mindlessly hated because Woeus, BASICLY WANTED PONIES TO BECOME MONSTERS?! Ya see why Starswirl give you people s*** to begin with?!"
 * Polaris has completely lost loyalty......
 * Alioth: ".... Lad, Woeus was trying to turn ponies to be no better then the threats loose about into Equestria. What good is power if everyone's gonna be afraid of you for it?"
 * Polaris: "..... Oh, what a damn fool I became......"
 * Alioth: "Aye. And you realised this, because of the Misfits..... Ya cannot deny that if it wasn't for them, Equestria would've ended up becoming a dark place thanks to Dipper being Woeus' puppet."
 * Polaris remembered that it was Icky and Iago that got him to try again before, in that it was they that inspired him to do so to begin with, painful failure aside.
 * Polaris: "..... As a matter of fact.... Your right.... In fact, I think it was those two bird-brains that got me to try and capture Doldrumsta again before I ended up capturing a fake! Granted, we were all likely stupidly drunk, so we didn't really realised we were in eachother's presence, but still..... They were the ones who comferted me the most..... They put me back togather when I was down...... They acted..... Like real friends......"
 * Alioth: "Aye. They didn't even know you personally or realised who ya were since they were more drunk then a bear on fremented apples, but they were more like REAL friends then Dipper was to you all this time. That speaks volumes on how much Dipper actselly valued your companionship. He views everyone here like pawns, you included, who exist only to push Woeus' agenda..... Dipper is a basturd to the real magic of friendship, and needs to be treated, as such."
 * Polaris:... Then let's get out of- (The Stars were teleported into the cell with him)... Here.
 * Megrez: "..... Okay, I know I'm abit rusty on the heroing stuff, but, I'm pretty sure we're suppose to NOT be in the same predicerment as the rescuee."
 * ???: "You were ALSO suppose to be more subtile then STUPIDLY TAKING THE TIME TO BLURT OUT YOUR INTENTIONS DURING SUCH?! (Bishop Dipper showed up)...."
 * Megrez: ".... Eh, I guess that's a good point too."
 * Bishop Dipper: Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, is this a bad time? I was going to talk to you guys about your future after Polaris was executed, I was thinking of simply relieving you bunch as my Stars and let you bunch go out into the world as miserable incompident vagabonds misplaced in these modern times, but now I find you betraying me?!
 * Mizar: "To be fair, we weren't exactly treated nice around here. The lack of respect from the Church got to us."
 * Bishop Dipper: WELL GIVEN WHAT YOU DOLTS WERE, THAT COULDN'T REALLY BE HELPED THAT YOU WERE TREATED POORLY, NOW CAN IT?! You were meant to DESTROY our church, yet my cunning turned you dolts into our defenders.... Only now I realised that if you can't even get Starswirl's instructions' right, WHAT USE WERE YOU ACTSELLY TO ME?! Ugh! I think I admired your talents better when you were AGANIST ME!? And Alioth? You know the penalty for referring to me as that name. You seven shall share the same fate as Polaris when Starswirl is dealt with.
 * Phecda: (She tries using her magic to break out)
 * Bishop Dipper: That's not going to work, you know. Panan antimagic metal.
 * Dubhe: LET US OUTTA HERE, YA DIRTY CHEAT!!!
 * Bishop Dipper: No. I can't allow you to ruin my plans. Consider yourselves fired and sentenced to death for high treason to the Church. (Leaves)
 * Alkaid: Holy f*** bro, this is what we get for sticking our flanks out, don't ya know.
 * Megrez: He expected us! HE EXPECTED ALL OF US!!! HOOOW?!?
 * Phecda: Well we did serve him for a millennia. That'd definitely make us predictable.
 * Alioth: Ahh, Woeus! Well it was nice knowing ya, lads.
 * Polaris:... No. We're getting out of here.
 * Dubhe: How in tarnation are we gonna do that?
 * Polaris: I got an idea, but it isn't going to be pretty.
 * Megrez: "Hey, I EXCEL, in things not pretty! (Laughs kinda maniacly!)"
 * When the Town Center was left barren, the Pillers saw that the coast was completely clear.....
 * Flash Magnus: ".... Yikes. This town is suddenly a ghsot town all the sudden. Not even the preists and paladins are present."
 * Starswirl: "It's likely a time of worship. In a certain time period, the denisens will stay in their homes and/or temple and dedicate at least 30-50 minutes of worship to the Woeus shrines."
 * Stygian: You'd think they'd at least keep security up. (Pinkie was seen singing her song and being chased away by the priests)...... Well I guess that answers our question.
 * Mistmane: Let us move. (They approached the statue)...
 * Stygian: Yuck. That face. So, miserably angery.... Not to mention the bad memories on it was the last thing I saw when I was being turned into the Pony of Shadows.
 * Starswirl: Let's get started. Rockhoof.
 * Rockhoof: "Say no more, Starswirl. (Effortlessly pushes the statue over as it fell down)..... The one time I DON'T mind disicrating an Alicorn's image."
 * Mistmane: "Given what Woeus was guilty off, I don't object to it."
 * The group saw a celler door where the statue once stood.
 * Flash Magnus: "Okay, time to get-"
 * Starswirl: "Careful! The door is not as defenceless as we thought! Look! (Dark looking runes are seen)..... Fear Runes. I never thought I would ever see them again since the Fear Wars."
 * Mistmane: "This, could be a problem."
 * Somnambula: "It would take a considerable amount of time and magic to undo this rune. It would be difficult to remove this rune quickly."
 * Starswirl: "But it will have to be done reguardless, else we risk falling under it's effects, and I do NOT recimend such a thing."
 * Stygian: Yeah, I do not want to experience my worst fears trying to get inside.
 * Starswirl: "Stygian, Mistmane, I need both of your aide with this rune. The rest of you, keep watch for any sudden surprises."
 * Rockhoof: Okay, but it won't be easy doing all this unnoticed. Even with Pinkie distracting the gaurds and that this place is deserted, I wouldn't be calling what we're doing un-noticeable.
 * Flash Magnus: Yeah, smashing down a statue isn't exactly unnoticeable. (Pinkie was heading for them as they signaled her to lead the priests away and she did so after a wink)...
 * Mistmane: That pony is really strange.
 * Somnambula: "Not to sound impaitent, but may we please get this over with?"
 * Stygian: We're working on it, thank you.
 * Starswirl: Well glad the runes are in Old Ponish. That should make it easy to reverse the spell.
 * Starswirl incited the rune and with Mistmane and Stygian's help, magicly reversed the rune's presence as it disappeated in smoke in the shame of a growling Woeus.....
 * Rockhoof: "(Shudders)..... Fear magic. Always an unsettling presence."
 * Flash Magnus: "Okay team, let's move in!"
 * The group opened the door and entered in.
 * Pinkie was seen jumping about, still singing her song as the Preists chase her, not paying mind to what happened with the statue.
 * Starswirl: (He activated a luminescence spell as everything was dark)... Seems odd. Everything here feels... Freshly used.
 * Flash Magnus: Must be because of the traps. (They walk on an unstable platform)... Speaking of which. (They fell while some landed on their hooves) Hah. Like a freaking cat- (The floor fell apart again as he fell on his back)... Ouch!
 * Stygian: You were saying?
 * Meadowbrook: No idea how we went through that without a scratch.
 * Starswirl: Well we're not out of the woods yet. I'm sensing more black magic traps awaiting us.
 * Rockhoof: "I'm prepared for anything."
 * Stygian: Let's hope we all can. (They wander into the dark hallways as Starswirl detected more runes and disabled them)...
 * Starswirl: Where are you, Clover?... (Voices were heard)
 * Somnambula:... What was that?
 * Starswirl:... I know that voice. Come on, they're close by. (They finally reached an area of magical bubbles containing certain cutie marks around a black magic obelisk structure)...
 * Stygian: Not to point out the obvious, but I have an itching feeling that... We found them.
 * Starswirl: And clearly protected. (Runes were seen scattering the area) Those look a lot more advanced.
 * Rockhoof: And I do believe we weren't the only ones here. (Petrified ponies were seen around the room)......
 * Flash Magnus: Dear Gods!
 * Rockhoof: "At least whoever did this to them was generious enough to leave them in one piece."
 * Mistmane: "But none of the least did a good job to make sure these brave souls didn't undermined The Bishop's rule.
 * Somnambula: Well we should make it quick before- (Monstrous noises were heard)... Before we jinx ourselves. (A giant Cyclops with Panan armor and an eye just like an Obsidian Orb was seen)...
 * Rockhoof: "..... And this, is our Stone-Eye Cyclops, I believe."
 * Flash Magnus:... Gods s***-tacos, we're dead.
 * Meadowbrook: Flash, perhaps you've been spending way too much time with dragons.
 * Flash Magnus: DOODGE!!! (They avoided a powerful green beam that turned part of Starswirl's cloak to stone as he smashes it off)...
 * Starswirl: "Oh, dash it all! That's my faverite cloak too!"
 * Flash Magnus: SCATTER!! (They split up as they kept avoiding the Obsidian Beam)...... Where'd he- (The Cyclops grabbed him by the head) PHHHMMHMM!!! (He was thrown into a support as he got up bruised)... Brutal bastard!
 * Stygian: This guy looks like he might've been corrupted. The armor indicates a Panan heritage.
 * Rockhoof: And the eye seems to strikingly resemble the Panan Satyr's Obsidian Orbs. (They kept dodging the beam)
 * Starswirl: Well he definitely doesn't look sane nor a true monster.
 * Somnambula: You think we should help him?
 * Mistmane: Doesn't seem like he'll give us a chance, but he should help us awaken the Founders quicker.
 * Stygian: Well I for one do not want to be a statue- (The beam petrified part of his tail)... EEP, MY TAIL!!!
 * Rockhoof: "Something tells me that if this creature does have an ounce of sanity in him, we'll have to fight it out of him!"
 * Meadowbrook: "Well that, and I don't done think it's in a talking mood anyway."
 * Rockhoof: Have at ye, Cyclops! (Throws his shovel at the Cyclops as it caught it in mid-air and snapped it in two)...Aw bloodly hell, it'll take weeks to put that back togather! (The Cyclops smacked him into a wall comically)... Ouch.
 * Stygian: Flash, can't you just use your shield?
 * Flash Magnus: My shield is fireproof, not magic proof.
 * Meadowbrook: Well we must do something. (They kept dodging the beam and it hit part of Stygian's hair)
 * Stygian: EEP, MY HAIR!!!
 * Starswirl: (He fires blasts of magic at the Cyclops as it was ineffective as it petrified part of his beard) GOOD HEAVENS, MY BEARD!!! Years of growing it just right in danger of compromisation!
 * Mistmane: "I'm starting to think that it was not a smart idea to do this alone!"
 * Starswirl: "In all fairness, Clover and the other founders is purely piller business!"
 * Rockhoof: "Only cause ya made it like that! That head elder clearly stated that he had no problems with whether or not we included the misfits!"
 * Starswirl: I also said we'd bring them at an appropriate or opportune time.
 * Stygian: WELL THEY'RE CLEARLY NOT AVAILABLE IRREGUARDLESS!!!! WE MAY AS WELL SLEEP IN THE BED THAT WE MADE?! ALSO, WE HANDLED MONSTERS AND VILLAINS ON OUR OWN LONG BEFORE THE LARGE MAJORITY OF THE MISFITS ARE EVEN BORN!
 * Starswirl: Stygian processes a good arguement! And it's a good time to prove we don't always need them. (They kept fighting the Cyclops until Flash Magnus ended up getting a closer look at it)
 * Flash Magnus:... Olhar?
 * Everyone: Wha?
 * Stygian: You KNOW that guy?
 * Flash Magnus: Yeah. This is Sir Olhar Ver Iris of Cyclopsia. He was big during the Panan Civil Movement before he disappeared after an unspecified accident. We met when my troop fought in Pana.... So THIS is what he was doing all these years. He was corrupted by the Bishop.
 * Starswirl:... Then I want to know why.
 * Flash Magnus: You got it. (He manages to use the shovel part of Rockhoof's broken shovel, his shield, and ropes to pin down the Cyclops)... Starswirl, you think you can cure whatever darkness is inside him?
 * Starswirl: I am unsure how strong it became after all these years. But I can try. (He casts a powerful spell on the Cyclops' mind just as it turned him to stone as he ended up less dark-themed)
 * Cyclops:... W... Where am I?
 * Flash Magnus:... Sir Olhar?
 * Olhar:... Flash Magnus?... What happened?
 * Mistmane: Well... Sir Olhar... It's been a millennia since the Fear War ended.
 * Olhar: A THOUSAND YEARS?!? Great Fists of Talos!... And yet you guys are still alive? Cause, no offence, but, I'm pretty sure ponies don't live for long.... Well, unless they're alicorns, but you guys are clearly still normal ponies, so, what gives?
 * Stygian: They imprisoned me and themselves in limbo for a thousand years because Bishop Dipper made me the next Pony of Shadows. It halted their aging until some newfound friends freed us and changed me for the better.
 * Olhar: ".... Strangely, that makes MORE sense then it sounded."
 * Meadowbrook: But I suppose your kind's longevity makes you able to live to this day.
 * Olhar:... Ugh, blasted Bishop. I knew something was suspicious when he told me nobody would accept me after my eye got fused with an Obsidian Orb. This is what I get for taking a creepy pony's advice on anything.
 * Stygian: Huh? So that's how you can use that eye beam of yours.
 * Olhar: It was a magical accident that made me a freak. But it is fortunate that I am back.
 * Stygian: Yay verily. So, you think you can help us free the Founders of Equestria?
 * Olhar:... Oh yeah, Bishop Dipper issued me to watch them. Of course. Should be easy. But first things first, (Frees the other statued ponies from their stoneification and restored them to normal)..... May as well be the kind of guy that cleans up his mess first."
 * Green Robed Pony: "What the, how, who in the- (Saw The Pillers and the purifived Olhar)...... The Pillers of Equestria! Among us again? It's, it's a miracle of the Alicorns!"
 * Mistmane: ".... I mean no disrespect, but, you are?"
 * Green Robed Pony: "Oh, allow me to introduse myself. I am Greenfield, a personal protégé of Clover the Clever. And me and several others had tried to rescue them. But then the Bishop's enslaved monster stopped us."
 * Olhar: "Look, it was nothing personal, I was under a dark spell, and that I am WAY too professional as a soldier."
 * Greenfiled: "Well given your purifived state, that is diffently true. I'm only sorry that I ended failing Clover just when I was close."
 * Knight-Armored Pony: "Indeed, we have underestimated that wicked Bishop."
 * Archer Pony: "Hey chill, Green, that was an ego puncher for all of us."
 * Barbarian Pony: "When I get my hooves on that cheating basturd, I'm gonna-"
 * Healer Pony: "Oh must you be so uncivilised?"
 * Samarai Pony: "He's from the Terratory of Barbarus. It's to be expected."
 * A jester-dressed Bard Pony was seen....
 * Bard Pony: "Ohhhh, ohhhh, yikes, my head. I felt like I was in a petfitification statis for half of a millenda."
 * Flash Magnus: "That, kinda happened."
 * Bard Pony:... Oh... S***.
 * Olhar: Now then, allow me to wake up your friends. Stand back. (Cracks fingers) Alright, kids, wakey-wakey eggs and veggies. (The bubbles with cutie marks were slowly expanding with Olhar summoning a chant)...... (One bubble released a pony with a white coat, green mane and tail, and a clover cutie mark, and the others released a red male pegasus with brownish hair, royal armor, and a hurricane cutie mark with two crossing lightning bolts, a sky-blue slender female pegasus with cloud-like white hair, a helmet and armor, and a flower-like snowflake as a cutie mark, a yellow Earth pony with reddish-brown hair, freckles, a peasant outfit, and a bitten cookie cutie mark, a deep light-brown pony with fudge-colored hair, a stylish peasant outfit, and a bowl of pudding as a cutie mark, and a lavender unicorn with white hair in a similar style as Rarity, a purple princess cape, silver crown, and an elaborate jeweled crown as a cutie mark)
 * White Pony:... What, where am I? What happened?
 * Red Pegasus: SHOW YOURSELF, BEAST!!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS MOTHERF-
 * Sky-Blue Pegasus: LANGUAGE, HURRICANE!!!
 * Deep-Brown Pony: Yeah, ponies would think less of you if you used that language.
 * Lavender Pony: UGGH, I feel like I was in a big wine hangover.
 * Yellow Pony: Me too. This here's why ah stopped drinkin' alcoholic beverages.
 * Starswirl:... Clover the Clever. Princess Platinum. Smart Cookie. Chancellor Puddinghead. Commander Hurricane. Private Pansy.
 * White Pony (Clover the Clever):... S... Starswirl?
 * Red Pegasus (Commander Hurricane): Sir!!! (Salutes him)
 * Sky-Blue Pegasus (Private Pansy):... Uhh... (Does the same) Sir?
 * Lavender Pony (Princess Platinum): "Oh Starswirl, darling, you came for us!"
 * Deep Brown Pony (Chancellor Puddinghead): "STARSWIRL!? Quick, Cookie, how's my breath!? (Breaths on the Yellow Pony)"
 * Yellow Pony (Smart Cookie): "Surprisingly unchanged since we were in statis, Ma'am."
 * Clover: "Forgive me, Starswirl.... I found out that you had to banished Stygian into Limbo with yourself and the others, and I instintly figured it was the Bishop's doing. I aimed to bring him to justice with my own companions, but-"
 * Puddinghead: "The poopyhead cheated!"
 * Smart Cookie: "Ma'am, please be mature about this."
 * Clover: ".... Well, that is to say, I underestimated the Bishop's power."
 * (Clover): "Initionally, we and your Stars were handling ourselves fine! (Clover and the groups were overwealming the Paladins and the Priests) I was more then confident that justice was going to be made! But then.... I arrived to the grand temple were the Church's operations resided."
 * The group broke into the temple.
 * (Clover): "Then, we found the Bishop talking to a great and large shadow...... It was..... What is left of Woeus."
 * A large Shadow Monster loomed over the group and roared!
 * (Clover): "Thankfully, our flames of friendship were too much for the monstorsity. (The group instintly used that as they fought off the unseen beast)..... But the Bishop had a counter-stragity."
 * The Bishop activated fear runes that caused the group to lose focus and allowed the unseen monster to break free!
 * (Clover): "Then you stars got embarrisingly captured by Polaris and reinforcements."
 * That happens as the Stars were surrounded....
 * Mizar: "..... Well shit."
 * (Clover): "After the Bishop turned your stars into slaves, we were imprisoned in a statis pod and left there, where he left us here ever since."
 * Clover: "..... I fear the Bishop is not the sole mastermind here."
 * Starswirl: "As I suspected. Woeus himself is involved. Alchourse that disgrace could not accept his punishment peacefully."
 * Rockhoof: "And figures he still wants to go through his daff plans on making ponies embrace the power of fear."
 * Flash Magnus: "Well it's about damn time we put those plans on thin-ice."
 * ???: "Then this where I have to give in some direct help."
 * The mysterious figure reveiled himself as a robed pony, who opened his hood to show that he had a blue mane with red, orange and yellow stripes.
 * Starswirl/Clover: "Zodiac?!"
 * Zodiac: "Thank goodness you managed to free the founders. Now there are some other allies in need of help: The Stars who have finally rebeled against The Bishop and cohersed Polaris to joined them, and those two idiotic birds that were with your entourage, Starswirl."
 * Starswirl: "Well, with the Stars, I'm not surprised. I knew they would come back to their senses, but Polaris is indeed interesting news. He must've ended up disappointing the Bishop too greatly for that to occure. And, what's this about the birds?"
 * Zodiac: "They stupidly gotten drunk with Polaris, then had a cartoonish chase where I had to turn them into Mares so they avoid capture... At least as prisoners. They're likely in the Prestess temple now."
 * Starswirl: ".... (Facehooves) Ugh. Those misfits ALWAYS have to get themselves into Shenanigans. So I suppose this means we have to get those two, the Stars and Polaris out?"
 * Zodiac: "I'm willing to help reduse that trouble. I'll go free Polaris and the Stars. You go find the Lougers and tell them that their friends are in the Prestess temple."
 * Stygian: "Wait! Before we go.... Why this mysterious stuff?"
 * Zodiac: "..... Let's just say, one of your sisters finally wants this Woeus nonsense resolved."
 * Stygian: "..... Did..... Did Halo sent you?"
 * Zodiac: "Yes. She'd do it herself, but she got caught up in greater things that it would be difficult to attend with what she started with the Church after Doldrumsta. So, she managed to locate me, and asked me to help in her absince. She also wanted me to send her reguards, and apologies for not being able to save you as well, Stygian. She grew to hated herself and felt like she could've prevented what the Bishop had done."
 * Stygian: Well let's hope her Guardian friends have helped her get out of that ditch.
 * Zodiac: They have.
 * Puddinghead: Oooooh, that's a big cutie mark on you!!!
 * Clover: It's called a fancy mark, P. By the way, Starswirl, how long exactly have we been down here?
 * Starswirl: About a thousand years.
 * Puddinghead: (Randomly drinks soda until she spits it out comically in surprise) A THOUSAND YEARS?!?
 * Commander Hurricane: By Celestia!!! Well, I suppose that means Bishop Dipshit's dead now, so-
 * Starswirl: "Actselly, he's still alive."
 * Commander Hurricane: "..... (Takes Puddinghead's soda and does her own spittake)! HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPENED?! Unless The Bishop's an alicorn now, I DON'T SEE HOW-"
 * Princess Platinum: "Don't underestimate the might of unicorn magic, deary. Obiously Dipper did some homework on how to perfect immortality spells, or perhaps at the least incrised longivity, and, here we are."
 * Commander Hurricane: "Aw crap, then Equestria became a shadowy dystopian future where-"
 * Flash Magnus: "Equestria's still fine. In fact, we're surprised that he only became a problem again NOW when he tried to have Stygian captured."
 * Smart Cookie: "..... Ya mean tell me he perfected immortality and/or at the least incrised longivity, and he only became a problem NOW?"
 * Private Pansy: "I, guess alot of his plans were dependent on having a Pony of Shadows to spread darkness."
 * Commander Hurricane: "..... WELL THAT WAS A DUMBASS MOVE TO DEPEND YOUR PLANS ON TURNING PONIES INTO SHADOW MONSTERS AND HOPE ONE OF THEM SUCCEEDS?! He LITTERALLY did the same plan again even after HOW HALO CURED DOLDRUMSTA?!"
 * Starswirl: "To be fair, Doldrumsta Blue was the most powerful of the PoS's. Perhaps the Bishop figured that the best way Woeus' enfluence can spread is through having a Pony of Shadows."
 * Clover: "Or more likely, he was obeying Woeus' orders."
 * Puddinghead: "Well why is Woeus relying on the same repetitive plan over and over again when it clearly failed more then once?"
 * Starswirl: "It could be more like Woeus is trying to find the perfect pony to become an unstoppable PoS. To Woeus, the plan to create a Pony of Shadows for him to control does have the potaintional to make an earth-shattering change to Equestria.... It's just the matter of finding the correct pony for that perfect Vanguard."
 * Commander Hurricane: "So, all that shit of doing the same plan over and over again, is because Woeus is trying to find the perfect unlucky sap for it? Good grief! I mean, I heard of worser excuses for repeating the same plan over again to the point of repetitiveness, but COME ON?!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Tch, you think that's bad? Wait until you hear about our friends' enemies."
 * Princess Platinum: "Ohhhh, so you brought an entourage then? I bet they must be extremely compident warriors who are perfect in everyway...."
 * Silence.....
 * Somnabula: "..... Weeeeeeeeelllllllllll...... I wouldn't exactly compliment them before I had the chance to know them personally just yet if I was you, Princess Platinum."
 * Rockhoof: "You'll uh.... See what we mean when we get out."
 * Flash Magnus: "You wanna come, Olhar?"
 * Olhar: "It's kinda your battle, so, I'll just wait until that crazy church is done with. Besides, the only way out is too small for me. Heck, I'm kinda confused how I got here anyway."
 * Ponies: "Magic."
 * Olhar: "Okay, fair point."
 * Starswirl: "But your decidtion is understandable. We'll be back for you when we're done."
 * The group left.....
 * Icky and Iago found themselves lead into the grand part of the Prestess Temple, as a beautiful Celestia-Sized Pony with a black mane and green coat was seen.
 * Priest 1: "Temple Mistress Black Rose. We got two new recruits for you."
 * Black Rose: "(Was seen being pampered by some young fillies and teens.) Ohhh, so..... Some new additions for the prestesses, I see?"
 * Priest 2: "Yeah. (Quietly) And some fine looking ones two, wink wink."
 * Iago Pony: "(Quietly) I still don't LIKE the sound of it."
 * Icky Pony: "(Quietly) Oh would you relax, it's not like this is a whore house or anything!"
 * Black Rose: "(Examines the duo)...... The shorter one could stand to lose some waight."
 * Iago Pony: "DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT?!"
 * Black Rose: "Oh calm yourself, your among friends. (Looks at Icky).... The tall one's mane looks.... Abit uncempt."
 * Icky Pony: "Hey give me a break, the place isn't exactly a clean neightberhood."
 * Black Rose: "Just because the Shades had seen, better days, is no excuse to let YOURSELF look like a commoner! That being said, what part of the shades were they from again?"
 * Preist 1: "They said they were from Outta Town in the Lower Shades, Miss Rose."
 * Black Rose: "(Gets curious) Oh? Your from Outta Town of the Lower Shades you say? Very curious. I'm from Outta Town myself, (Icky and Iago got nervious) And, I think I would've remembered seeing you two."
 * Iago Pony: ".... We, traveled out of the town alot."
 * Black Rose: "..... What are, your names?"
 * Icky Pony: "Ickamena?"
 * Iago Pony: "Iagsackmackcrackalackadisboombahbugsbunnybugsbunnyrahrahrah, the 9000th?"
 * Black Rose stared confused.....
 * Black Rose: "..... Okay, Ickamena I could BARELY buy, but that last name from the short one sounds like a mixmash of jokes! And how can it be possable for you to be the 9000th generation unless your family likes sex a LOT?! (Quietly) Though personally that's perfect for the prestesss temple. (Iago looked at Icky scornedfully for the name) Just, what exactly is your last names? What family house of Outta Town are you from?"
 * Icky/Iago: ("CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP?!")
 * Icky Pony: "Duh, duh, Totapull?"
 * Iago Pony: "Erum, McSpanky?"
 * Icky Pony: "(Quietly) MCSPANKY?! REALLY?!"
 * Black Rose: "(Raises an Eyebrow).... Would these happen to be new family houses, because I don't think I recall the House of Totapull and.... McSpanky, was it?"
 * Icky Pony: "Uh duh, yeah, relitively new houses! So new that even the Bishop doesn't know about it, (Nerviously) So please don't EVER ask him! It's more than embarrassing."
 * Black Rose: "..... I'll have to be sure the name chronicler adds those family house names in. (Icky and Iago sighed in relief) So, ladies, what inspired you two to become one of my prestesses that are here to bring pleasure to high ranked members of the Church."
 * Icky Pony: "Well it all started from childhoo- (Makes a surprised face)...... Repeat that last bit?"
 * Black Rose: "..... Oh, I suppose some explanation is do. You see, some of the High-Ranked members of the Church can get VERY stressed with work in the Church of Woeus.... So..... We exist as stress releivers...."
 * Icky Pony: "...... YA MEAN THIS IS BASICLY A WHORE HOUSE!?"
 * Black Rose: "Oh come now, "Whore House" is a bit too blunt. We're more like, concubines."
 * Iago looks at Icky with extreme anger.....
 * Icky Pony: ".... And, WHY, is this a thing?"
 * Black Rose: "Prince Woeus was more, patriarchcal in nature. He felt that mares were better suited to, pleasure the staillians."
 * Icky Pony: "THEN WHY DO THE STARS OF BISHOP HAVE A GIRL WITH THEM?!"
 * Black Rose: "Oh the stars were outsiders, they weren't born in the shades."
 * Icky Pony: "(Quietly) Doi!"
 * Black Rose: "I mean, it's why a lot of the Paladins and Priests are often male."
 * Iago Pony: "Look, I'm not one to question tradition, but, ISN'T THIS S*** KINDA SEXIST THAT YOUR PRETTY MUCH SEX TOYS?!"
 * Black Rose: "(Surprised by the ouburst).... Young miss! Keep in mind that it is only in line to what Woeus desires."
 * Icky Pony: "EXCEPT EQUESTRIA IS BASICLY A MATRIARCHIAL COUNTRY, LADY?!"
 * Black Rose: "Tecnecally, it's more of a egalitarian, as though Celestia is leader, males do hold some position of power in some parts of the country. That being said, WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU TWO GO TO BEHAVE LIKE THIS?!"
 * Icky and Iago realised they fucked up.....
 * Icky Pony: "..... Just, offering our, opinions?"
 * Black Rose: "...... I think I want to have a discussion with the Bishop about this."
 * Icky Pony: "Hey hey hey, come on, he doesn't need to know, I mean, we're all mares here, right? Can't it be between just us girls?"
 * Black Rose: I can't not report this information or even much of your background to the head of church. It's strict protocol.
 * Icky Pony: Please, miss, just-
 * Black Rose: Stop wasting my time. Bishop Dipper will see you shortly.
 * Icky Pony:...
 * Iago Pony: ("We're f****d! Maybe literally!")
 * Po: "(The Lougers and the Main 6 of 7 were still hidden as Pinkie was still singing her song as the Priests and Paladins were getting tired.) Ugh, we still haven't found Icky NOR Iago, and Pinkie is only NOW tiring out those guys yet she's still going!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Pinkie is like a never-ending suger rush. There's NO tiring Pinkie out."
 * Ralth: Doubt that. I think there's been a few instances.
 * Mantis: "Well I don't think this is one of them, cause she is not slowing down in the slightest!"
 * Ralth: Well, I'm not going to bother playing the classic 'any minute now' joke and have it either take forever, or cause randomly different weather patterns that lasts a few seconds as a silly illusion of time being spent here. I am not falling for THAT obvious trap! Let's just keep finding those two birdbrains. (Crazed ominous cackles were heard)
 * Private:... What was that?
 * Samson: Maybe it was the Boogeyman?
 * Larry: THE BOOGEYMAN?!? WHERE?!? (The cackles were heard again as he hid and a monstrous silhouette flew above them)
 * Melman: EEEE-EEEE-EEEE-YIPE!!!!
 * Kaa: WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Private: I JUST ASKED THAT!!! (The cackling got louder)
 * Skipper: OKAY, CREEPER, AND NOT THE ONE WITH US, I MEAN THE BASTARD WHO'S LAUGHTER CAN SCARE EVEN HARDEN DEATH PENALTIED CRIMINALS, GET YOUR ANUS OUT HERE!!!! (A monstrous figure landed behind them)...... In hindsight, maybe that wasn't a smart thing to ask this guy to show up.
 * Kolwalski: "YA DON'T SAY?!"
 * ???: OOOOHOHOHOHO, THIS'LL BE FUN, MUTHAF***A!!! (Chad appeared as a monsterious creature with the Tartarus Journal being held by him)
 * Creeper: HOLY S***!!!!!
 * (Deadpool): "Oh, yeah, you almost forgot that THESE TWO were a THING in this episode, did ya!"
 * Squidward: "WILSON, YOUR NOT HELPING?! AND YOU ALREADY INTERUPTED THE EPISODE, SO SCRAM ALREADY?!"
 * Chad:... Where's Stygian?
 * Mushu: "Excuse me? I think the more accreate question is WHO ARE YOU?!"
 * Chad: "You can call me by the name of the evil this book has given me.... Punzor!"
 * Shrek: "...... Punzor?"
 * Punzor: "Uh, yeah....."
 * Donkey: "....... Uhhhhh....."
 * Punzor: "..... I know, I know, it's not the greatest name in the world, it's a work in progress, what can ya do?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Well, that felt awkword. I suppose without Icky and Iago laughing immaturely, the joke about questionable names just ends up..... Awkword."
 * The Tartarus Journel: "Hey hey hey, remember kid, focus."
 * Punzor: "Oh right. Ahem. I'm nice enough to pull a broken record player by saying....... WHERE'S, STYGIAN?!"
 * Duke: "Um, yeah, given that your obviously a big scary clown-make-up-wearing monstrosity holding a very iffy-lookin' book, I'm going to assume you have bad intentions. So, TOUGH LUCK GETTING ANYTHING OUT OF US?!"
 * Punzor: "..... Aw nuts, they're not imidated."
 * The Tartarus Journel: "And no wonder! They are the Shell Louge Squad after all. They fought unspeakable horrors that even I don't feel comfertable talking about! Ya know what, better yet, it's likely too late to nab Stygian at this point in time and just settle for these misfits."
 * Punzor: "D'oh, okay, it's something at least- (Realised that the heroes were gone)..... D'OWWWWWWW, ARE YA KIDDING ME?!"
 * Punzor saw the misfits and the re-mane 6 running away, while Rainbow Dash grabbed Pinkie after the Priests and Paladins became exhausted and fell to a large pile.
 * The Tartarus Journel: ".... Uhhh, yeah, ya might wanna.... Ya know..... Go after them?"
 * Punzor: ".... Oh, OHHHHHHHHH! Right! Sorry, still new at this! (Flew off after the misfits!)"
 * Gazelle: "(Riding on the Uniter Blade like a hover board) Ya know, I don't get why we're running when I can cream this guy in litterally ten seconds!"
 * Lord Shen: "TRUST ME MISS GAZELLE, IF ICKY WAS HERE, HE'D BROUGHT UP THAT THE PLOT WOULD FORBID SUCH AND, SPEAKING NON POST-MODERNLY, THAT ANY POWERFUL BLAST FROM YOU WOULD ATTRACT ATTENTION?!"
 * Gazelle: "OH, AND A LARGE ARMY OF OUTSIDER MISFITS BEING CHASED BY A, WHATEVER OUR NEW FRIEND IS, ISN'T ATTENTON WORTHY?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "THIS IS PRETTY MUCH THE PART OF THE STORY WHERE WE GET EXPOSED ANYWAY, SO THAT CAN'T BE HELPED?!"
 * Gazelle: "(Sighs), Is it really any wonder why that little girl didn't want us to come with the Pillars?"
 * Mushu: Well we can't really do everything. It's usually other characters' turn to shine. Even MSM wanted to try an episode where all our kidnapped otherworldly friends work together to free themselves.
 * Baloo: You think we care about the concerns of the real world more than our world? People say breaking the fourth wall constantly ruins the story, and they're right at this point.
 * Punzor: (Pops in front of them, dubbed as Spy) PEEKABOO!!!!
 * Creeper: ZOINKS!!! (Jumps on Shen)
 * Lord Shen: WILL YOU GET YOUR GROSS SKIN OFF MY REFINED SKIN?! (Smacks Creeper off!)
 * Punzor: I'm going to rip you a new one!!!
 * Mr. Whiskers: A new what- (His face was punched in cartoonishly as he was launched into a wall and this played as Punzor fought)
 * Sam: (Hurls a helmeted Max at Punzor as he dodges and breathed an explosive projectile that knocked them to the ground)
 * Punzor: "Bah! Please tell me ya planned something better then tha- (Gets assulted by a barrage of cakes) BAH D'OH DOH BAH SO ME DO?!"
 * Pinkie was throwing cakes wildly!
 * Twilight: "PINKIE?! STOP GIVING HIM CAKE?!"
 * Pinkie: "I'M NOT GIVING HIM CAKE?! I'M ASSULTING HIM WITH CAKE?!"
 * Mantis: "There ya go, the same old joke again! I mean, I know it's a funny joke, but it gets abit over used after awhil-"
 * Punzor opened up the Tartarus Journel and released a slew of fire-covered bats as they screech!
 * Rarity: "FIRE BATS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT IS THIS BOOK?!"
 * Twilight: "..... Oh no.... I reckindised it now..... THAT'S THE TARTARUS JOURNEL?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "YA MEAN YOUR GREEK HELL HAS IT'S OWN BOOK?!"
 * Twilight: "It's a book with the power to summon and control creatures and prisoners of Tartarus!"
 * Lord Shen: "YOU MEAN THERE EXISTS A BOOK THAT CAN SUMMON THE OCCUPENTS OF EQUESTRIA'S UNDERWORLD?!"
 * Applejack: "(Keeping her hate safe from the fire bats) That's the gist of it!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... OKAY, PUNZOR, WHO EVER YOU ARE, YOU WITH THAT BOOK IS MORE TROUBLE THEN IT'S WORTH?!"
 * Punzor: "Oh what, you thought fire bats are drivin' ya batty? THEN HOW'S ABOUT THIS?!"
 * Punzor summons up the same Fire Hydra from The Camping Episode 2.0. as it roared, a band of Frost Giant Yaks that shouted battle cries, several monsters from Discord's dimention, an aqautic gorgon, and then a crazed Goblin with a knife!
 * Rarity: "Oh no, the Fire Hydra, the Frost Giant Yaks, some weird monsters-"
 * Discord: "Actselly some of those guys existed in my private dimention."
 * Rarity: "Wetdusa, and the Knifelin!"
 * Punzor: "HAVE FUN WITH YOUR PLAYMATES, ASSHOLE?! (Flies off chackling as the monsters noticed the heroes)"
 * Fluttershy: "THERE'S TOO MANY?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Don't turn yourself on me, Fluttershy! We have Rainbow Power! We can just banish these assholes back?!"
 * Po: "But only until that creep brings them back as long as he has that book?!"
 * Twilight: "Thus we would end up banishing them back only for Punzor to UNBANISH THEM! We need to get him and contain the Tartarus Journel so this stops?!"
 * Gazelle: "Well bad news, even for me, these guys look tough, and it doesn't look like they'll let us go!"
 * ???: "WHAT IN THE SHORES OF THE NORSE ISLES HAPPENED?!"
 * Everyone looked to see the Pillers, Greenfiled's Group and the Founders of Equestria having arrived!
 * Commander Hurricane: "HOW IN TARTARUS DID THESE FREAKS GOT OUT OF THERE?!"
 * Duke: "WOULD YOU BELIEVE, A FLYING FREAK WITH A FREAKY CREEPY BOOK BROUGHT THEM BACK?!"
 * Starswirl: "Book? What book are you- (Realises something).... OH NO?! THE TARTARUS JOURNEL, HAS BEEN FOUND?!"
 * Greenfiled/Clover: "THE TARTARUS JOURNEL?! HERE?! NOW?!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Good grief, this is JUST NOT OUR DAY?!"
 * Donkey: "Hey uh, Starswirl and friends..... If it ain't too much trouble...... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP?!"
 * Clover: Um, right. (Casts powerful magic that trapped the Fire Hydra in water restraints, Knifelin literally chained into the ground, trapped the fire bats in a cage, froze the frost giant yaks (Ironic, I know), trapped Wetdusa into a fishbowl, and regrettably uses chaos magic to magically seal the chaotic monsters into a chaos orb)
 * Starswirl:... My word!
 * Clover: Trust me, I learned a lot since you disappeared. Even some... Spells I'd rather not have. The Chaos War wasn't merciful on us either.
 * Platinum: It wasn't merciful on anypony.
 * Rarity: Drat, she beat me to it.
 * Twilight:... Hold on just a second... I recognize your faces.
 * Starlight: Yeah, you ponies look like the Founders of Equestria in the old paintings. And I mean the more accreate ones, not ones recreated with actors hired to pose as them like the picture Twilight used in one of the classes.
 * Puddinghead: "There's ponies that POSE as us? Smart Cookie, is that a thing now?"
 * Smart Cookie: "I'm as curious as you are, Chancellor."
 * Twilight:... It can't be. Are you... The real Founders?
 * Stygian: In the flesh. They've been in stasis almost as long as us.
 * Clover: Clover the Clever, at your service. (Twilight slowly started smiling in glee)
 * Spike: Oh, here we go again-
 * Twilight: "(Gives an excited squeel so loud, everyone, even the Tartarus creatures, wince at this)"
 * Starswirl: "..... By the by, THAT, would be Twilight Sparkle."
 * Clover: "You mean the mare that ended up freeing you and didn't understood your painfully vague warning to not to?"
 * Starswirl: "Et tu, Clover?"
 * Clover: "I may be your best student, but I don't always have to agree with you- (Twilight pounced happly onto Clover) D'OH?!"
 * Twilight: "OHMYCELESTIAITISSUCHANHONORTOMEETYOUINPERSONAND-"
 * Shifu: "(Picks Twilight up from Clover) Okay Sparkle, calm down, you need to give her some room to breath."
 * Clover: "(Gets up) So, I take it your a fan?"
 * Applejack: "That there's an understatement. Ya'll should've seen her reaction when she was given the honor to play as ya in the Hearth's Warming Play."
 * Princess Platinum: "A PLAY?! They made a PLAY about our exploits?! HOW DELIGHTFUL?! OF ALL THE GREST NEWS TO COME BACK TO, THIS HAS TO BE THE MOST ABOLUTELY, BEST, POSSABLE, THING?! (Teleports in her old throwne, magicly restores it and sat on it giggling) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE?!"
 * Spike: "Wow. I guess it kinda fits that you once played as her Rarity. She's practicly just like you."
 * Commander Hurricane: "Would you relax, Platinum? Yer starting to ham-up the joint."
 * Private Pansy: "I'm surprised your not excited that there's a play about our greatest adventure."
 * Commander Hurricane: "That's because it likely focused on a part of my life I don't like talking about. I'm likely protrayed as a complete DUNCE in that play!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "If it makes ya feel better, I at least made you look 20% cooler."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, as cool an angry looking pony can look."
 * Puddinghead: "Am I in that play too?"
 * Pinkie: "Alchourse! I should know, I played as you. You were just as impourent as they were as a Founder of Equestria."
 * Puddinghead: "..... Eh, I still wanted to call it Pony Country after the tribes became friends. But then Platinum had to be super-critical about it while Hurricane said it was a stupid name-"
 * Commander Hurricane: "Still is."
 * Puddinghead: "And Smart Cookie basicly parroted you but in a nicer way."
 * Smart Cookie: "It's true. I told her that a name like that would have the world..... Laugh at us."
 * Applejack: "That there is some smart and practical thinkin', Miss Cookie."
 * Smart Cookie: "Hence the name. I'm pretty much Puddinghead's second brain since she's.... (Puddinghead was seen dancing about with Pinkie Pie)...... Not exactly a very focused pony."
 * Spike: "Yowza, then I guess Pinkie was a perfect choice to play as Puddinghead."
 * Starswirl: "AHEM! I know a lot of you are excited, but thanks to somepony who insisted to keep his involvement quiet, I have discovered what happened to your bird friends..... But.... It may be, a rather awkword revelation."
 * Commander Hurricane: "(Snorts laughing), And hilarious."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Okay, enlighten us..... Just what did those birdbrains got themselves into THIS TIME?!"
 * Black Rose: "And that's the full story about these two Mares' sir."
 * Icky and Iago were sweating like mad.....
 * Bishop Dipper: "..... Hmmmmm..... These two mares are indeed a particular sort..... So, ladies..... Tell me the full story about these, appareantly new family houses."
 * Icky and Iago were blabbering like idiots and were speaking gibberishly, to the Bishop's annoyence......
 * Bishop Dipper: "LADIES?! (The duo stopped)...... How's about, we do this, one at a time..... Miss Ickamena..... Explain to me about the Totapull Family House?"
 * Icky Pony: "(Gulps)...... We're uh..... Duh...... We're a family..... Traveling...... HORSESHOE MAKERS?!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "..... Horseshoes?"
 * Icky Pony: Horseshoes.
 * Bishop Dipper: "....... Your family, got rich, in Outta Town, by being, Horseshoe makers?"
 * Icky Pony: "What can I say, my folks make quility Horseshoes!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "..... (To Iago) And, you, Miss McSpanky?"
 * Iago Pony: "Duh.... Uhhhhh..... We're Bankers!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "A banking clan, you say?"
 * Iago Pony: "Oh yeah, we're REALLY good at economics! That's the McSpanky creed!"
 * Bishop Dipper: "..... Well, so far so good.... (Icky and Iago sighed with relief)..... Just, one more question, for the both of you."
 * Icky and Iago: "What?"
 * Bishop Dipper:... (Changes them back) DO YOU THINK I'M A FOOL?!? (Black Rose gasped)! I expected better from the infamous Shell Lodgers than this.
 * Icky: Hey, we don't even know how we became girl ponies. Glad to have a d*** again even if the only possible way to see it is on por-
 * Iago: TOO MUCH DETAIL, IDIOT!!! Point is, this wasn't us or any magic Lodgers.
 * Bishop Dipper: "Be that as it may, I do not appresiate this stunt all the same! I know not what transpired to lead to you two to end up like this, but at least I'm off to a good start with contending with you pesty misfits! Paladins?! (Two Paladins showed up)..... Take those two into the torture room. Have these fake mare pretenders be made an exsample off."
 * Iago: "(The duo get dragged away).... Well, this is one way to get f****d."
 * Polaris: (He was critically charging his broken horn to unbelievably dangerous levels)... You guys better brace yourselves.
 * The Stars were seen already doing that!
 * Alioth: "WE'VE BEEN DOING THAT SINCE YOU STARTED?!"
 * Phecda: We've already put up all 7 magic shield layers!!
 * Alkaid: I hope they hold, eh. This kinda spell's skull-craking, Don't Ya Know?"
 * Polaris: "Well unless you want your soul to end up in the rivar of tartarus like alot of souls do, then at least humor me with this!"
 * Dubhe: There ain't much funny about potentially blowing off your own head tryin'a bust us out.
 * Polaris: "THAT'S NOT WHAT THE EXPRESSION MEANS?! It means I am asking for induldgence!"
 * Merak: Well we'll be lucky if we survive to even DO that afterwords.
 * Alioth: YOU CAN START BY TELLING US WHEN THE BLOOMING HELL YOU'RE READY!!!! THE STRESS IS TEARING ME UP INTERNALLY!!!
 * Polaris: Ugh! Stupidity like that is why we're here now?! Just be patient!? This could at least be about ten more seconds.
 * Mizar: WE CAN'T BE PATIENT IN THIS SITUATION!!!!!
 * Phecda: Let's just give the benefit of the doubt and give faith?
 * Merak: We kinda excommunicated ourselves here.
 * Dubhe: Ya know, this tomfoolery is why we was better off as good guys, because-
 * Polaris: HERE IT GOES!!!
 * Suddenly, the cloaked Zodiac Cloud opened the cell with the keys.
 * Zodiac: "Polaris, I'm here to- WHOA?!"
 * Polaris: "(Realised he fucked up)..... F***?! (Points at the cell window instead just in time as he fired a desistating beam right out of the window!)"
 * Punzor was seen flying with The Tartarus Journel.
 * Tartarus Journel: "Got to say, kid. Yer already well on your way to-"
 * The duo got cartoonishly blasted by the beam as it went into space!
 * Punzor: "...... Owwwwwwwwwwwwww."
 * Tartarus Journel: "...... (Coughs)..... Alchourse, there's always room, for improvement. (The duo fell right into a large building and crashed into it!)"
 * A dark looking AUU ship was seen exciting a self-made portal.
 * Starbot: "..... Good news, Colonel Scliges. We have successfully tested out the Space Knife vessel. It is now capable to cut through realms."
 * Colonel Scliges: "(A female Aiigiion was seen sitting on a command chair) Exsellent. Now, my ship, the Space Knife, is perfectly capable to jump into other realms. This ship will give the VA the much needed boost they need to finally punish these universes for undermining the group that ruined the group that caused those IDIOTIC HAIRLESS APES TO LEAVE THE UNIVERSES AFTER WHAT..... (Sadly) They did to my family....."
 * Another VA member, a Yarkoyox looking like a super soldier, showed up.
 * The Yarkoyox: "Oh please, Scliges, don't tell me your still on about that, it was obviously an accsident!"
 * Scliges: "..... Be that as it may, Commander Primxus, it's an accsident I CANNOT, FORGIVE?!"
 * A dark wizard Mordoid and his assistent showed up.
 * Primxus: "Ahhh, Lord Serbeus and his bitch Rooks. What a charming surprise you arrived."
 * Serbeus: "Curb your tongue, super-soldier. I am not here to see you."
 * Rooks: "Yeah, so kindly ease off!"
 * Serbeus: "..... Miss Scliges, I must say that your partner project with Reaping Rever and Portacle is magnifisent. The Space Knife works as it should."
 * ???: "And alchourse it does! (Two aliens in DBZ-like armor showed up) I, the Reaping Reaver, always deliver on my promises."
 * Shorter alien: "I, Portacle, adhere to this!"
 * Serbeus: "And I wager Boss Ve Jause has declared this a worthy investment?"
 * ???: "You kiddin'? I'm glad I spent alot of money!"
 * A Zyonoid crime lord showed up.
 * Crime Boss: "It was worth EVERY cent I had in this!"
 * Another Zyonoid came up.
 * Other Zyonoid: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-Boss Jause, I don't feel confident with this."
 * Boss Ve Jause: "Shut it, ya wimp! I know what I'm doing!"
 * ???: "I don't know why ya kept the guy around, Jause. (An obese hoverchair-bound ungulate crime lord wheeled in)..... He's such a wimp."
 * Boss Ve Jause: "Well if it isn't Baron Huxley. Don't you have gambling events to rig in Cruiter?"
 * Huxley: "Bah, if it wasn't for the rise of Law Absolutists, I still would've. But my games are coming to an end thanks to those guys. Gambling Events in Cruiter are being heavily monitored and carefully watched now. Alot of my riggers are getting caught. I need to establish a new empire, and what better way then these universes? They likely don't even know I exist! The perfect suckers."
 * An angry looking Cheegion showed up.
 * Cheegion: "All I care about is to screw up the misfits that ruined great times for us! I'll bite their ankles for that! GRRRAAAAGGGHHH!! (Pounds one of his opposable legs in anger)"
 * Serbeus: "(Sarcasticly) Hence the creative name of "Anklebiter"....."
 * Anklebiter: "AND DON'T YOU FORGET-..... Hey wait, was that sarcastic?"
 * A well dressed Swill showed up.
 * Swill: "Still don't know how to speak Sarcasum, Anklebiter? How unsurprisingly, considering your type."
 * Serbeus: "An unspoken truth well spoken, Mister Iverce."
 * Iverce: "Just saying what ALL are thinking."
 * ???: "Ohhhhhhh Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?!"
 * Serbeus: ".... Aw no, don't tell me HE'S here?!"
 * A Biring hover-roller skated in while chewing bubble gum and holding a boom box!
 * Anklebiter: "Aw man, who invited Cacographer?! That guy's the WORST!!"
 * Primxus: Gross! Now he got himself tattooed with VA propaganda?
 * Cacographer: "Hey come on, my VA brothers and sisters, we all cool here."
 * Serbeus: "You're only infamous for painting the VA's symbol onto property. Which, while it served as free advertising, it's not exactly in good taste! You're more of a hooligan then being like us?!"
 * Cacographer: "Aw, don't be like that, guys! Yo, Quill Shot, mind backing me up here?"
 * A porcupine-like assassin was seen resting in the area.
 * Quill Shot: "...... It is not my place to defend idiots."
 * Cacographer: "Uh, Cyber-Knight?"
 * A cybernated knight similar to Fulgore in Killer Instinct paid no mind to everything.
 * Cyber Knight: "(Robotisized) This unit is not buildt for idiot defence."
 * Cacographer: "Khimi, my man, mind backing me up?"
 * A large gruff figure was seen.
 * Khimi: "(Female voice) Yes I mind, because you got my GENDER WRONG?!"
 * Cacographer: "Yeesh, someone's bitter about how the HA ruined everything you had."
 * Khimi: "Don't, REMIND ME?!"
 * Cacographer: "Uh, Dominus?"
 * AUU Scorpian: "No!"
 * Cacographer: "Strykes, Crucle, we're bros, right?"
 * The duo: "NO!"
 * Cacographer: "Zirmage?!"
 * A Mirage-like Being: "No."
 * Cacograpther: "Oribem?"
 * Oribem: "NO?!"
 * Cacographer: "Mystwind-"
 * Mystwind (Female): "A THOUNDSON FUCKING TIMES, NO?!"
 * Cacographer: "..... Awww, man....."
 * Serbeus: "..... Ahhh, don't be discouraged, boy. Consider this universe a chance to start afresh, to start anew..... And to create a more powerful VA then ANYONE can imagine, for they will NEVER, EVER, see it coming!"
 * The villains began to cheer, as unknown to them, Polaris' blast was heading right torwords them, as it hits the Space Knife and drumaticly blows it up!.....
 * A very large escape pod was seen flouting about, with all the villains crammed into it....
 * Scliges: "..... How, how did they knew they were coming?!"
 * Serbeus: "More like it was likely that this occured while they were in the middle of an unrelated mission and it JUST so happens to be an inconvinence to us!"
 * Cacographer: "..... Hey, it could be worse. The HA could've captured us. (A large clang was heard)!"
 * It was seen that the HA ship was here and had hooked the escape pod up.
 * Xandy's voice: "Howdy folks. Care for a lift back home into Oranos? Magnum predicted your Space Knife a long time coming and thought we get here first to warn the Lougers, but it looks like you were a victim of their shenanigans before they even knew, or at the least something related to their latest mission. Either way, this would be QUITE a story to tell them when we get the chance!"
 * Trapped Villains: "..... (Dubbed as all TFS Namekians) DAMMIT!!"
 * The group saw the ruined wall.....
 * Polaris: "...... At least we know it worked."
 * Zodiac: "..... I'm sorry, did I showed up at a bad time?"
 * Polaris: Obviously we would've come out on our own accord. That being said, I'm grateful for your arrival all the same.... Wait... Aren't you the guardian of the Woe Hippodrome?
 * Mizar: "There's a drome..... For Hippos?"
 * Alkaid: "Well there's a matter on what a Drome is, don't ya know?"
 * Polaris: Idiots, you're ponies. You should know what a hippodrome is.
 * Mizar/Alkaid: "Uhhhhhhh."
 * Polaris: Stadiums for horse-racing and chariot-racing. The Woe Hippodrome was the home of Prince Woeus where ponies were enslaved and corrupted into Taraxippuses. Seriously, guys, you didn't know any of this for a millennia?
 * Mizar/Alkaid: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
 * Polaris: "..... This is why I questioned what Dipper had saw in you guys. In fact, what did Starswirl see in you guys?"
 * Alioth: "We're all high-capasity magic unicorns capable of pretty strong spells."
 * Polaris: "..... Okay, I'll give him props for THAT, but the fact that your abunch of eccentrics at best, idiots at worse, with Phecda the only one I truely respect out of all of you, still makes me question what Dipper over-all saw in you guys!"
 * Zodiac: "Ahem..... Shall we proceed to leave, gentlecolts and Miss Phecda?"
 * Polaris: Well, that's what we were planning anyway.
 * Zodiac leads Polaris and the Stars out, but the quickly hid as two priests were dragging in Icky and Iago.
 * Priest 1: "I feel so disgusted that I was flirting with these two when they disguised themselves as Mares somehow! I, I feel so embarrised, I- (Polaris bucked the Priest unconjustus!)"
 * Priest 2: "WHAT THE, WHAT THE SHI- (Phecda judo kicked him down!) BAH?!"
 * Merak picked the two defeated priests and tossed them into a cell!
 * Icky: ".... Wait a minute, you guys are good guys now?"
 * Polaris: "Yep. Kinda thanks to you. I'm taking your advice you said at the bar and be better..... Just, not in the way that involves appeasing Dipper anymore."
 * Icky: "..... Awwww gees, did I ended up inadvertingly helped the bad guys?"
 * Polaris: "Don't worry, we were both drunk, we were both unaware, so, don't worry, being under alcahol won't count. Now, let's get right back to your friends. Right Zo- (Saw that Zodiac had vanished)...... (Quietly) And alchourse..... Your going to be mysterious about this. (Clears throat) Ignore that last thought, let's just get going."
 * The group proceeded to run!
 * Paladins and Priests were seen charging as it was seen that the heroes are already in progress of fighting against the Church!
 * Clover: "(Zaps off a Paladin)..... Ya know, this isn't exactly a subtile approuch."
 * Starswirl: "Well unfortunately at this point the Bishop will be alarmed, so we may as well, "Wing it', as they say. (Freezes a Charging Paladin in ice before he can strike)....."
 * Po: "(Accu-punches a Paladin Leader) So in other words, IT'S TIME FOR ACTION?!"
 * Applejack: "Exactly! (Bucks and entire group of Paladins and Priests right into the stables)!"
 * Some Priest Archers aim at the group and fired their crossbows!
 * Twilight quickly summoned a deflector sheild that stopped the arrows!
 * Shrek arrives to a giant ale keg!
 * Shrek: "(Picks up a cup) Couldn't we just settle this over a pint? (The Priests come closer) No? All right then. (Drinks up) Time for this party ta pick UP?!"
 * Shrek breaks off the lid to to cause the ale to flood over as music picked up!
 * Donkey: WILLIE!!! (Willie lifted Donkey on top of the giant ale keg and rolled it onto more paladins, who get cartoonishly squashed like pancakes) THEY SEE ME ROLLING, AND HATING, AND TROLLING AND TRYIN'A CATCH ME RIDING DIRTY- (He and the keg crash into a wall)
 * Fidget: ANOTHER SONG IS PLAYING, IDIOT!!!
 * Donkey: "HEY GIVE ME A BREAK, WE SEEM TO USE THIS SONG AS RANDON SPERATIC EPISODES?!"
 * Punzor: (As the heroes had an entire montage of kicking butt)... Better make tracks... On air?... Ugh, I stink at this.
 * Tartarus Journal: Yes you do. (They flew off)

Chapter 5: Bishop Dipper Becomes the Pony of Shadows
Flashback... Present
 * Icky: Alright, Bishop, we got you RIGHT where I want you!
 * Bishop Dipper: "THIS CAN'T END LIKE THIS?! EVERYTHING WAS GOING PERFECTLY, UNTIL YOU CAUSED US TO LOSE DOLDSTRUMSTA ONCE AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: Hey, your own fault for being a giant asshole to Starswirl about something he couldn't help, Bishop Dips***! (The Bishop got angered at that statement)
 * Polaris: Oh no! Not again! Please don't say that again!
 * Icky: I don't give a s***! Bishop Dips*** deserves what's coming to him! (The Bishop got madder and displays a familiar smoky aura)
 * Polaris: PLEASE, STOP SAYING THAT NAME!!!
 * Starswirl: Bird, I think Polaris looks as if he's serious! Something doesn't feel right about the Bishop-
 * Icky: I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT! I WILL CALL THIS FALSE GOD NUTCASE, WHATEVER I WANT TO CALL HIM! DIP***, DIPS***-
 * Bishop Dipper: (He screamed a deafening and fearful screech as everyone held their ears as he grew a dark aura as Icky screamed in pure agony)
 * Alioth: Oh, now you've done it!
 * Alkaid: We're dead eh!
 * Polaris: I suggest we all run!
 * Polaris and the other presits began to make a run for it!
 * Starswirl: "(Stares at Icky) MOST INDEED, YOU ARE THE KING OF IMBACILES?!"
 * Bishop ends up revealing his true form as the Pony of Shadows...
 * Pony of Shadows: "STOP, CALLING ME, DIPS***?! IT'S, DIPPER?!"
 * Starswirl: I... It can't be!
 * Pony of Shadows: It is. Ever since Stygian was liberated of the Pony of Shadows, it needed a new host and found it's way on my doorstep.
 * Icky: "(Pained Daze) Oh, SUUUUUUUUURE, OF COURSE THE EVIL RELIJUSTUS FIGURE TURNS OUT TO BE ANOTHER SHADOW MONSTER?! I mean, sure, it's a nice deviation from this episode being A COMPLETE COPY OF THE NETFLIX CASTLEVAINIA SERIES, BUT, OWWWWWWW, DID THIS DEVIATION HAVE TO BE PAINFUL?!"
 * Pony of Shadows: "WELL YOUR OWN MISTAKE INSULTING ME, YOU IDIOTIC AVIAN?!"
 * Skipper: "As if this fun little neightberhood needed another problem from you. So now your a tyrant, AND a byproduct of the guy that started the fear wars? That's a double-whammy of you being unfit to lead anything, pal!"
 * Pony of Shadows: (In loud booming monstrous voice) SILENCE!!! (To Starswirl) YOU COULD NEVER KNOW HOW MUCH I HATED YOU AND YOUR PILLARS, STARSWIRL!!
 * (Pony of Shadows): I WAS RAISED IN HOLLOW SHADES BEFORE THE GREAT FEAR WARS! IN THAT TIME, I WAS A RESPECTED PRIEST OF HOPE IN DARK TIMES, CONSIDERING THE BLACK MAGIC OOZING IN THE LAND AFTER THE DEFEAT OF PRINCE WOEUS! I EVEN HAD A SON! LITTLE DIPPER WAS MY ONE TRUE HEIR, AND WOULD'VE DONE BETTER THAN ME! BUT SINCE THE FEAR WARS... (Taraxippuses were seen invading the land and successfully taking it back, as ponies like Dipper and his son were seen hiding in their reign)... WE WERE RUNNING FROM THE WRATH OF THOSE BEASTS! PITCH WAS ATTEMPTING TO PURGE THE ENTIRE PLACE OF IT'S INHABITANTS SO HE CAN TAKE IT AND HARNESS IT'S BLACK MAGIC FOR HIMSELF! BUT THEN... THANKS TO YOUR ARROGANCE AND PRIDE WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST THE PRINCESSES AND THE GUARDIANS OF CHILDHOOD, WE WERE FOUND BY PITCH, AND SO, THREATENED BY THE MAGNIFICENCE OF HIS TALENTS... PITCH ORDERED FOR HIM TO BE EXECUTED!
 * Bishop Dipper: LET HIM GO!! LET HIM GO!! (The Taraxippises took him away) NOOOOO!!!
 * Pitch: (Growls)... I want no further holdups! I want his father turned to stone immediately! (They took him off as he was crying)
 * (Pony of Shadows): I HAD ASSUMED HE WAS LOST THAT DAY WHEN I WAS TURNED TO STONE! (He was seen being petrified)... I THOUGHT ALL HOPE FOR OUR SOCIETY WAS LOST!... THEN YOU FINALLY RESPONDED, TOO LATE! (Hollow Shades was purged of Pitch's influence as all ponies left out of fear and torment)
 * Bishop Dipper: SON! (He hugged his son) You're alive! I-
 * Little Dipper: DON'T TOUCH ME!
 * Bishop Dipper: What?
 * Little Dipper: You got me nearly killed back there! I was trying to offer an ounce of hope by trying to rally up all these ponies, and even tried to contact the Princesses!... BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO ME! AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO US! I had the solution to this whole problem, and suddenly I wasn't even allowed to say another word about it, because YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A COWARD!!! HIDING NEVER SOLVED ANYTHING, EVEN IN A SITUATION LIKE THIS!!!
 * Bishop Dipper: Son, please-
 * Little Dipper: NO!... This... This is all your fault!
 * Bishop Dipper: This was NOT my fault! Starswirl was just too late!
 * Little Dipper:... You... YOU SHUNNED MY IDOL, BECAUSE OF BEING TOO LATE?!?
 * Bishop Dipper: HE GOT US CAPTURED IN THE BEGINNING, SON! I DIDN'T FULLY TRUST HIM ANY LONGER!
 * Little Dipper:... This is EXACTLY my point! You never trusted me, OR him! I'm sure he had good reasons! NOW YOU'RE SAYING HE'S A MENACE?!? IF YOU SAY HE'S A MENACE, THAT'S HURTING MY PRIDE!!! THE LIVELIHOODS OF EVERYPONY HERE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED BECAUSE OF YOU!
 * Bishop Dipper: Son, no- (He cast a certain spell)... Son, no!... DON'T DO IT! (The ponies noticed him using a spell)... DON'T DECONSTRUCT YOURSELF WITH THAT ACCURSED SPELL!!!
 * Little Dipper: I HOPE IT WAS WORTH SHUNNING MY IDOL, OLD MAN!... BECAUSE YOU JUST LOST SOMETHING TO GET IT! (He was deconstructed as Bishop Dipper panicked in tears)
 * Bishop Dipper: NOOOO!!! SON!! NOOOOOO!!! (He cried as the remnants of the spell manifested into a familiar figure as Little Dipper became a Taraxippus, frightening all the ponies as he cackled)
 * (Pony of Shadows): MY SON KILLED HIMSELF, BECAUSE YOU TURNED HIM AGAINST ME! AND SAVING US FROM HIM CHANGED NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU DID WHAT YOU ALWAYS DID WITH ANY THREAT... USE OTHER REALMS AS DUMPING GROUNDS!!! (Starswirl casted Little Dipper into the Shadow Realm)
 * Bishop Dipper: NOOOOOOO!!! MY SON!!! NOOOOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOO-HOOOO!!! (He slumped down on the ground crying)...
 * Starswirl:... Bishop-
 * Bishop Dipper: DON'T TOUCH ME! (He attacked him with his magic as it turned into black magic with his hate)... YOU CAST HIM INTO THE SHADOW REALM!! I COULD'VE SAVED HIM!!! BUT YOU RUINED MY CHANCE TO SAVE HIM!!!
 * Starswirl: Bishop-
 * Bishop Dipper: DON'T, EVER, SPEAK TO ME AGAIN! I DON'T EVER WANNA SEE YOU AROUND MY OLD HOME, EVER, AGAIN! (He blasts him and the others away angrily, and looked at the ponies as they trembled in fear, as he ran off)
 * Icky: (With bleeding earholes) MY EARHOLES!!!!
 * Pony of Shadows: Your pride and arrogance ruined my one chance to make up everything I did wrong to my son, BY HIS SIDE! That's why I had to ensure your protégé Stygian paid the price by being our God's new Pony of Shadows. I founded this religion to correct what you were never qualified to correct. IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME AND MY SON! And though I was tainted by the darkness of the land, it was too late to turn back because I now realize that I am the threat you destroyed COMING BACK TO HAUNT YOU! Now I have the power to achieve my goals of bringing back the Taraxippi, and being their new vanguard. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL JUSTICE IS SERVED!!!
 * Starswirl:... Bishop... I'm sorry I banished your son! But he was too long gone! He-
 * Pony of Shadows: (In a much louder voice) NOO!!! YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD TO HIM WITH YOUR PRIDE AND ARROGANCE!!! I HAD THE CHANCE TO MAKE IT UP TO HIM, AND YOU TOOK IT AWAY FROM ME!! YOU'RE NO LEGEND! YOU'RE A MONSTER! NOW, YOU WILL DIE IN THE HOOVES OF ONE!
 * Starswirl: I WAS TRYING TO PROTECT THEM, AND YOUR SON, AND YOU!!!
 * Pony of Shadows: (Cackles insanely) You don't give hope, you old fool! YOU TAKE IT AWAY! So I'll take away yours!! (He cast powerful thunderstorms blowing away all the heroes as he disappeared, cackling ominously)...
 * Icky:... Whoops!
 * Everyone: WHOOPS?!? (The Pony of Shadows did this and unleashed Taraxippi that attacked the heroes and left to spread fear)
 * Icky: "(Sees ponies being turned into more Shadow Ponies) Okay, NOW things are back to basicly being a G-Rated Netflix Castlevainia!"
 * Punzor and the Tartarus Journel were seen from above the church building watching this.
 * Tartarus Journel: "What did I tell ya, punsy? Told ya the guy is perfect for the job. Now we can sit back and enjoy the ride, for Nightmare Night now has something to REALLY scream about?!"
 * The Tartarus Journel started to laugh as Punzor joined in relucently, but the corruptive enfluence got Punzor more into it!
 * The Tartarus Journel: "And now, once the only guys who can hurt us are out of the way, we can start summoning the prisoners of Tartarus right out to join the fun! Till then, let's sit back and watch our masterpiece, unfold!"
 * Punzor: "Now this is a comedy act I NEED to see!"