General Glutus Maximus

General Glutus C. Maximus is an Alternate UUniversal Faaboon from Planet Mieber. He is a baboon-like primate who is actually the very bitter, very rough, and very strict general of Mieber's utopian side, and is not going to give any warnings about the laws when they are broken, and will not be merciful when people back-talk him. He is the one who wrote all the regulations, laws, and penalties regarding the utopia that takes it's peace business far too seriously. He declared that swearing is punishable by fines which increase when repeated, he declared that alcohol is punishable by a massive amount of jailtime, and he declared that drugs of any kind are punishable by execution and even buying it is punishable by outrageous fines. He is the most hated by the people of the Underground, and they make fun of his own name, which actually come from his strange-looking oddly-colored gluts which he often times likes to display to women, but it still doesn't work on them because they think he is a total jerk. But he takes his job seriously, or maybe even too seriously. He will not hesitate to enforce the laws of Mieber's utopia.

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