He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had

He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had is the 5th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, Batty and Fidget discover the statue of their dark, bloodthirsty ancestor, Batula, and accidentally sets him free. Now Batula goes after Princess Celestia to try and control the sun to never come back again, thus awakening his bat army again. Now it's up to the Shell Lodge Squad to stop him.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Batty Rap Remix Version)

Chapter 1- Batty's Birthday
Dragon Temple Elsewhere in the Temple 2 hours later...
 * Batty- (Continuing his song during an act)...My Batty Rap!
 * Chorus- WHO'S BATTY?
 * Batty- Moi! (All cheer)
 * Sandy- That was amazing! Well done, Batty!
 * Batty- Check please? (BZZZAT)
 * Fidget- So, are you having a nice birthday, Cousin?
 * Batty- You bet! I can't remember my last one! There were HUMANS WIRING ME WITH SOME THINGAMABOBS AND DOOHICKEYS AND JAKOOZIES AND--(BZZAT) Check please?
 * Fidget- ...Okay, well, Happy Birthday!
 * SpongeBob- So, did anyone get Batty anything for his brithday?
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, fruit?"
 * Icky: "I egged the lab of the humans involved of your expearimentation."
 * Fidget: "Uh, i, forgot?"
 * Lord Shen- WHAT? You forgot? How could you forget to get him a present?
 * Fidget- I'm sorry. I know he's my cousin in all, but I spent all my money on pizza yesterday.
 * SpongeBob- Darn it, Fidget, you and your pizza habits!
 * Fidget: "Uh, I KNOW! maybe there's some cool in the temple i could give to Batty!"
 * Fidget grabs Batty and runs off!
 * Patrick: "CAN WE HAVE YOUR CAKE WHILE YOUR GONE?"
 * Batty- Um, Fidget, aren't you overdoing this a tiny bit?
 * Fidget- NO! I must get you a birthday present, or those Lodgers will kill me! (Rummages in chest) A pair of sunglasses, Nope!...Uh...A hat, Nope!...A-HAH! Here's one!
 * Batty- Uhh, Fidgey? What did you find, exactly? (BZZAT)
 * Fidget: "A weird meddailian thing that looks like it has your face on it, only it seems you have long pretty boy hair, and a cool looking Ven Helsing hat."
 * Batty- Oh, that's my lucky ancestral charm. I kept it with me when I was in that mad human lab! It--(BZZAT) It was created by my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great...

Flashbacked Present
 * Batty-...great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, Helsing Koda. He was a great hero in his time. Legend also says that--(BZZAT)...Legend says that he was involved in a great war against the Fruit Bats and the Vampire Bats during the first Cartoonian War. (BZZAT)
 * Fidget- Really? Wow. Do you know his story?
 * Batty- I sure do! (BZZAT) It was a million years ago...
 * Bats were fighting alover the place, Vampire Bats vs. Fruit bats!
 * (Batty)- The former benevolent ruler of the Fruit Bats, Helsing's brother, Batula, had been corrupted by Chernabog and Hexxus, and (BZZAT, and Flashback BZZATs as well like a TV) and had abandoned his herbivorous ways, and switched into a hematophagic monster, and while half of the bat clan were saved by Helsing ad relocated to Ferngully, the other half became vampire bats like their leader and went to Transylvania. Batula became thirsty for blood and conquest, and served Count Dracula himself. (BZZAT) But the Great Spirits sent Helsing to confront his brother, and save Transylvania from his dark grasp. And so, that's when Bat War I began.
 * Helsing- Commander Yugo, you and your army will handle these vampire bats while I go find my brother! I wish you good luck!
 * Yugo- Yes, sir! (Flies off, and Helsing flies towards giant creepy church which was Batula's Hideout)
 * Helsing- (Flying inside church) BATULA! I know you're in here! Show yourself, immediately! Stop ths madness and surrender quietly! (Echoes)...BATULA! (Echoes) Hmmph? (Hangs upside-down on ledge) Where is he?
 * Batula- Hello, Helsing!
 * Helsing- (Gasps as he looks behind him to see Batula hanging behind him. Helsing attacks, but Batula dodges, grabs Helsing's wings, holds them behind his back, and they let go of ledge, and Batula lands on ground on Helsing) Ouch! That's gonna scar me!
 * Batula- You're damn right it's gonna scar you! You shouldn't have interfeared, Helsing! Now you will be one of us and feed on blood forever!
 * Helsing- You think so? (Rolls over, and Batula falls off) I will NOT let you reek havoc in these UUniverses!
 * Batula- Oh, yeah? You and what bloody army, Helsing? You're army's already out there fighting my army!
 * Helsing- I don't need my army to defeat you! (Attacks, but Batula blocks with wing, and slaps Helsing down)
 * Batula- Pathetic! You're wasting my time! I'll just drink your blood, and get it over with! (Helsing flips over, and takes off) Bloody-hell! (Flies after Helsing)
 * they was a an epic chase around the church, through the bells, and repeat!
 * Batula- YOU WILL BE MINE, HELSING! (Echoes) THERE IS NO ESCAPE! (Echoes)
 * Helsing- (Finds Batula gone) What? Where'd he go? (Suddenly Batula dives down from the shadows towards Helsing, but Helsing leaned left, avoiding Batula's attack)
 * Batula- I'LL GET YOU, YOU FRUITBAG! (Flies up to ledge of roof, and throws rocks at Helsing)
 * Helsing- Uh-oh! (Flies across rocks with extreme swiftness)(Dubbed as Baloo) Now just try that again, you-- (Gets smacked by rock, and falls to the ground) Ouch!
 * Batula- (Cackles, and flies down to ground) Do you actually think you can defeat me, Helsing?
 * Helsing- I don't 'think' I can do it, I 'know' I can do it! (Batula laughs)
 * Batula- You bloody FOOL! No one can stop me! (Attacks, but Helsing rolls out of the way, and kicks Batula down, and tries to wound Batula with his thumb claw) You wouldn't kill your own brother, would you? (Helsing pauses) SUCKER! (Grabs Helsing's leg, spins him around, and throws him to the wall. Then Batula flies to the ledge of the roof and throws dozens of rocks at Helsing)
 * Helsing- YIPE! (Dodges all rocks, and takes off after Batula. He makes it to ledge, but before he can attack, Batula crushes his wing with rock) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH! My wing! AAAAAAHHGH!
 * Batula- (Cackles) Pity for you! Now you're stranded on this roof with no way to get back down! So, I'll see you in HELL! (Kicks Helsing off ledge, and he falls down unable to fly)
 * Helsing- (Suddenly grabs rope, and safely slides down)
 * Batula- WHAT? (Helsing tries running off to avoid Batula, and Batula gets extremely angry, becomes feral, and dives down after Helsing, and grabs him, and tries to choke him to death) YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME, HELSING!
 * Helsing- Ahhk! Auk! Uuuhk! (Bites Batula's wing)
 * Batula- AAAARRRGH! (Helsing punches Batula through glass, and out side in the thunderstorm) GRRRRGH! (Helsing tries to attack, but Batula wounds him with his claws) YOU'RE DEAD, HELSING! (Continues wounding Helsing man times, until he weakens) (Cackles) I guess it all comes down to this, Helsing!
 * Helsing: "If your gonna finish me, do it quick, cause i don't think the spirits will let you get away with this!"
 * Batula: "Pray tell, bro, how would you know about what the spirits think?"
 * Helsing- Oh, you'd be surprised! Look! (Sunrise comes, and Helsing glows in light, and Batula glows as well)
 * Batula- Wha-What's happening? What is this magic?!? (Most of Batula's vampire bats are disintegrated, while least of them retreat to caves) NO! NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Screams as he gets frozen and turned into stone)
 * Helsing- Uhhgh! Uhhgh! (The Great Spirits heal Helsing's wounds and wing, and Hesing's bat army cheer in triumph) We did it! We saved the UUniverses!
 * Batty- And that's how--(BZZAT) And that's how Batula was defeated. And to pass the memory of his heroism onto his future, Helsing created this charm for good luck. And I've been holding onto it ever since. (BZZAT)
 * Fidget- Yeah, but what about Batula? What happened to his statue?
 * Batty- Oh, that's actually something I'm unaware of. I never knew what happened to him. But I do know that his statue is hidden somewhere where nobody can find it. Not even us.
 * Fidget and Batty heard voices. they went over to see too of Shen's wolves talking.
 * Wolf: "I'm telling you, i ended up in this basement i didn't know we had, and it was filled with legendary stuff! golden bras of Gorgan Medusa! the denchers of the Hydra King! a baseball with Babe Ruth's attorgrach signiture!"
 * Wolf 2: "Sure you did. next you say you found the lost statue of Batula."
 * Wolf: "Actselly, yeah! i did! i went through this old door that said "Dragon Guardians" only, and i tripped on these stairs, and i found all those awesome things!"
 * Wolf 2: "Yeah, when you deside you are not out for cheap attention, i'll be over at the guards longe." (Leaves)
 * Fidget- What's all the hoopla about?
 * Wolf- Oh, hey, Fidget. Happy birthday, Batty. It's just that I found this kind of unknown basement. Nobody told us it was down there, but I managed to find it.
 * Batty- Hmm...What did--(BZZAT) you find down there?
 * Wolf- Eh, a couple of forgotten old legendary stuff. I found a dozen old artifacts from ancient times. I found nothing but septars, wands, opals, and some kind of 'Batula' statue.
 * Batty- (Gasps) Impossible! Batula's statue is down there?
 * Wolf- You know about that statue?
 * Batty- Indeed! (BZZAT) Batula's one of my many ancestors. I MUST see it! Do you know--(BZZAT) where this 'basement' is?
 * Wolf- Yes, I can take you there. But I'd advise that you don't touch anything down there. Follow me! (Batty and Fidget follow Wolf)

Chapter 2- The Unknown Basement
At an old and forgotten door.
 * Wolf: "Well, here it is, as i left it."
 * Batty- Well, we'd better take a look inside. (All 3 go through door)
 * Fidget- I'm frightened!
 * Batty- Whoa! (Room is filled with many artifacts)
 * Wolf- Be careful, you two. These artifacts are VERY mystical! Even the slightest touch could cause nothing but chaos.
 * Batty- Amazing! Look at all these ancient objects. They must be about a thousand years old!
 * Fidget- They're so shiny! I wonderwhy someone would hide them here in the first pla-a-a-A-A-ACE?!? Uh...Batty? Com look at this!
 * Batty- What is it, Fi--(BZZAT) Fidget? (Both see Batula's statue) Oh my, God! This...This is it! This is Batula's statue! It's so amazing!
 * Wolf- Guys, we need to go now! I'm begging to think that we're not supposed to be here.
 * Ignightus- And you're NOT supposed to be here! (Everyone turns around to see Ignightus at the stairway)
 * Fidget: "Yikes!"
 * Fidget trips about, crash face first into a shield with a lion's face.
 * Fidget: "Nice shield."
 * Lion Face suddenly materialised and roared!
 * Fidget made an ear pirecing scream! he trips backwords on a pitchfork!
 * Fidget: "YOW! MY BUTT! MY POOR BUTT!"
 * Pitchfork fires Fidget acrossed the room! Fidget crash lands into a golden bra!
 * Wolf: "Right into the golden bra of Gorgon Medusa!"
 * Batty: 'What do they do, exsactly?"
 * a glow accured, and Fidget is a giant!
 * Wolf: "They make you huge."
 * Batty: "I bet this Medusa was popular at parties."
 * Wolf: "Yeah if weren't for the fact she could turn a mortal into stone just looking at you."
 * Batty: "Yeesh! hate to see that happen!"
 * Fidget (in a deep voice): "Hey, everybody shrunk!"