School of Hard Mauds

Pinkie Pie, more or less, still gets along greatly with Maud's new boyfriend Mudbriar, but Pinkie was quick to noticed that he acted extremely reluctent about being given a customary tour of the Friendship School with Maud that Pinkie wanted to give to her for awhile. That is because of something the Crusaders accsidently uncovered late one night while preparing a speical cutie mark discovery activity with a camper for their camp from a daredevil family. It was discovered that Mudbriar is the distent nefpew of a former E.E.A. member, Chancellor School O'Hardknocks, a once destin new High Chancellor to replace High Chancellor University, but when his assendion party began, it was quickly cut short when University ordered the group to disban in due to what occured with Neighsay. Not helping that O'Hardknocks has amongst Neighsay's personal peers, so because of it, even when O'Hardknocks wasn't seriously behind Neighsay's racisum but was just as much as a rules follower as Neighsay was and a firm believer of the E.E.A.'s broken ways, that means that the E.E.A. can't accept his High Chanellorship should it reband. In wanting revenge for being denied his chance, he aims to ruin the shcool by finding out it's valuable secrets and creating a friendship school of his own that will be twice as more engaging then Twilight's, planning to get the Shcool of Friendship to crumble by having it out competed, but since he can't just waltz in, he desided to have Mudbriar, or what he refers to as "That Weird Nefpew" from one of his many sisters, and have him date Maud to get close to Pinkie, ergo, get close to the Friendship School. O'Hardknocks then forces Mudbriar to go along with it anyway or else he'll break Mudbriar's pet stick, Twiggy. The Crusaders told the discovery to Pinkie Pie who wants to warn Maud, but when she realises that it would break Maud's heart and risk getting Mudbriar to be dragged down with O'Hardknocks, she needs to find a way to save both the school AND Maud's relationship from an embittered should've-been High Chancellor. Can the Lougers help with this?

Chapter 1: Maudbriar Has Set Sail
Maud's home.
 * Maud and Mudbrair were seen in Maud's Cavern home, being served to a lovely dinner by the Jewelerfish.
 * Duke Topaz: "Is this lovely dinner to your liking, dear love birds?"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, ponies are of the Equine family. Birds are avians."
 * Duke Topaz: ".... Well, it, was an expression."
 * Maud: ".... Mind Mudbrair, Topaz. He has a cute little quirk of pointing out tecnecalities."
 * Squire Ruby: ".... We noticed. Kinda no wonder Pinkie had a spaz attack over this guy."
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, she was next to me when she had it."
 * Duke Topaz: "Yes well, again, expression. Try, not to take them too litterally friend."
 * Mudbrair: ".... Tecnecally, we only know eachother for a few hours."
 * Duke Topaz: "..... Wow. He really does point out tecnecalities alot."
 * Mudbrair: "I know, I know, it gets abit much, is just.... I grew up from a very logical family that were the primary shorce why I have the qouted, "Quirk", you speak of. They're often leaders of many education or science related groups."
 * A snarky looking Pearled Jewelerfish: "(Showing up) Are they sticks in the mud too, Wise Guy?"
 * Duke Topaz: "LADY PEARL?! PLEASE?!"
 * Mudbrair: "..... Tecnecally, they were ponies. I wouldn't be able to be born if they were unsentient piece of broken off tree branch in wet soil made by the rains."
 * Lady Pearl: "..... (Laughs snarkfully!)..... THIS GUY'S A GOLDMINE?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "PEARL?! PLEASE?! THIS IS A GUEST?! AND THE BOYFRIEND OF THE PONY THAT FREED US FROM GEOATOA?!"
 * Lady Pearl: "Well, if ya hadn't noticed, WE'RE STILL NOT GRIFFINS ANYMORE?! WE'RE STILL F*****G JEWELERFISH?! I MISSED HAVING WINGS AND A BEAK AND TALONS?! I MISSED FEATHERS?! I MISSED, NOT BEING A CRAWLING GREEDMONGER'S WET DREAM?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "Pearl, please, you know this curse can't be helped! We made the mistake of listening to Geoatoa back then, and we paid the price!"
 * Lady Pearl: "DOESN'T MAKE THIS LIFE ANYMORE FAIR?! (Crawls off angerly!)"
 * Maud: "..... Care to explain who that was?"
 * Duke Topaz: "(Sighs).... That's my half-daughter, Pearl. Or Lady Pearl as it is. As you heard, she's..... Extremely, bitter about still being a Jewelerfish even with the Stone's fusing with that broken Midus Orb. I try to ensure she that this curse isn't something even a purifived stone can revert, but..... She really misses being a Griffin."
 * Mudbriar: I can tell. And technically, the term is 'Jewelfish'. You said 'Jewelerfish', Griffin interpretation of the name aside. Jewelfish in the wild are found all over underground caves rich in gems and gemstones. They make their nests in broken down gems the same way dragons make their nests in treasure. They also make up their diet like dragons. The only time they're seen on the surface is the same kind of tree where me and Maud met. Geodendronis versicolor, The Jewel Tree. Native to Draconia, and introduced globally by dragon farmers, but paradoxically still rare. They are renowned and quite edible pests to dragons.
 * Squire Ruby: Hence why it's a curse.
 * Duke Topaz:... Well, aren't you a well of information?
 * Mudbriar: I have seen the Well of Information created by the Alicorn God, Prince Cognizance, or Prince Knowitall if your tongue is unrefined, even though ponies say it's a blasphemous name. It isn't THAT very impressive, but it has it's charm.
 * Duke Topaz:... Okay, I feel like I'm done with this conversation. The sea bees might need something. (Crawls away)
 * Squire Ruby: "Duh, I feel needed too! (Crawls away!)"
 * Maud: "..... It's okay, Mudbrair. They just need to get used to you like how Pinkie did."
 * Mudbrair: "Don't worry, it's not the first instence. It has happened approximently 799.999.090.8272.73261 and a half times. In laymen's terms..... I'm so used to it, even I can give an accreate number for how often ponies or even non-ponies have me these simular reactions."
 * Maud: "Well, no one means it to be rude. They're just having a hard time to understand you."
 * Mudbrair: "I'd imagine so. Ponies are commenly emotional creatures. It's a rare oddity for them to act like us, me being a prodigy of science and education leaders, and you suffering from an extremely rare mental defect. But at least Pinkie was the 0.1.9829% chance that somepony has actively tried to get along with me dispite my contrasting behavior for her, albeit still coping with my quirks."
 * Maud: "Well it's like you said. Ponies are emotional creatures. Pinkie's... (A flashback of Pinkie's antics was seen, canon and otherwise).... Beyond not an exception to this rule."
 * Mudbrair: "Pinkie Pie is clearly a morally wholesome pony. Or in laymen's terms, a good pony. Though, if I'm permitted to change the subject, I have to inform you that a familial unit designated as "My Uncle", is coming to visit Ponyville. He expressed some interest to seeing you and Pinkie Pie, along with seeing the Friendship School, even though I tried to tell him that it's not that spiecal other then being the first school to defy the E.E.A.... And survived the odds of not being shutdown for being unaccredited there after. If albeit due to the E.E.A.'s abrupt disbanding."
 * Maud: "I see. Well, Pinkie and her friends would love to show your uncle the school and show themselves."
 * Mudbrair: "Just keep in mind, he tends to be.... Irritable. He was once promised a prodominiate position, but then was denied of it for a series of events beyond his control. He also doesn't want me to talk about it, espeically with or without him.... Ever."
 * Maud: "My sister Pinkie's very good at making ponies feel better. She even once cured a grouchy griffin of his tumor that was keeping him from exspearience joy."
 * Mudbrair: "Oh yes, I heard about that event. Poor but lucky Gryffindor. And though I still question the science and logic behind a form of canceredised brain parts being able to prohibit emotion and that Pinkie out of all the other cheerful sorts was able to cure him, I remember that Equestria is a world were Impossable and Improbable are more suggestions then fact thanks to the existence of mana, or magic for the more simpler folk. Though I estimate my uncle... Would be a bit of a hard pony to impress. Just, trust me. My father once suggested that he was borned without a sense of humor, though logically, I think it's more like he grew up without experiencing humor and is conditioned to never be easily amused. He does laugh, but, they tend to be, strange sounding. Not nessersarly monotone, but, they give you a feeling that his morality leaves, alot of be desired."
 * Maud:... He sounds like an uncle that I would have as well.
 * Mudbriar: He does. He really does. Come. We must meet him there.
 * Maud: "Okay."

Chapter 2: Mudbrair's Uncle/Another CMC Adventure
Train Station. Maud's Paradise Cavern. Ponyville. Bedtime and Sunny Side Up Inn School of Friendship Maud's Cave Cozy Glow's Room French Narrator: The Next Morning... A typical Cutie Mark Crusader Later. Inside Inn. Underneath CMC Camp Maud's Cave Home Stanly's Cave French Narrator: Meanwhile... Stanly's Cave. Cutie Mark Camp
 * An embittered slender pony with an old timy mustache and a bended graduation hat was seen arguing with the conductor!
 * Pony: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY LUGGACE IS MISSING?!"
 * Conductor: "Claim down sir, it's just, sometimes passingers' luggaage can end up being, missplaced. Do realise that your not the only pony who uses the train."
 * Pony: "..... I, have to put up, with hours, of crying babies, chattering betties, hearing about teenage druma about some "cute boy" named "Sprinkle Minkle", A NAUGHTY BRAT PUT A TACK ON MY SEAT WHEN I WAS USING THE FACILITIES, Food Service SPILLED wine on my good suit, my hat got bented on the ride here, I nearly suffricated under the hot towel, AND my nostrels are still TAINTED from the stenche of that pig farmer THAT WAS ALLOWED ON THAT TRAIN?! WHY DO WE FARM PIGS ANYWAY?! WE DON'T EAT MEAT?!"
 * Conductor: "Well, they're good at hunting down truffles and-"
 * Pony: "AND NOW, TO TOP OFF ALL THIS BAD LUCK, (Starts turning red like a boiling themonintor), MY LUGGAGE, WITH MY STRESS PILLS, ARE MISSING?! (His mane caught on fire!) DO YOU NOT REALISE THAT I SUFFER OF MASSIVE STREES ANXITY?!"
 * Conductor: ".... (Gulp).... I do now, sir."
 * Pony: "THAT;'S SCHOOL O'HARDKNOCKS TO YOU?! OF THE PROUD AND SCIENCETIFIC O'HARDKNOCKS BLOOD LINE?! (Foams at the mouth)! ANDISHOULDINFORMYOUTHATTHISISTHEMOSTAMBYSALSERVICEIEVER- (Gets pounced by a suddenly appearing nurse pony that pulled out a needle filled with medicine and injected it into him, which calmed him down)..... Reshived....."
 * Nurse Pony: "..... Sorry. Nurse Care Giver, I'm designated as Mr. O'Hardknock's, erm, well, care giver. You see, his family have a long history of having heart and brain complications that sometimes, if they get too stressed out, they have, abit of a meltdown."
 * Conductor: ".... Those are some extreme complications if THAT happens!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: "That's why he takes his "Stress Pills", they're actselly cardiac and cranium stabilisers for Ponies of, his health."
 * O'Hardknocks got up.
 * O'Hardknocks: "So I cannot stress enough, why it's impourent for my luggage to be found, this min-"
 * A clumsy baggage boy looking like Snails arrived and tripped down!
 * Baggage Boy: "S-s-s-s-s-s-Sorry for the delay, Mr. O'Hardknocks. Your luggage was under alot of other ponies' stuff."
 * O'Hardknocks: "(Grabs his luggage) THAT DOESN'T EXCUSE THE INCOMPIDENCE OF NOT GETTING MY LUGGAGE ON TIME, YOU MORONIC- (Care Giver calmed him down with a back rub).... (Sigh)..... Don't expect a tip from me then. (To the Conductor) And you?! I will be sure to have a discussion with your manager about this!"
 * Conductor: "There's no need, we have a complaint booth for those with an unsatisfived train ride will be given speical accomindations for future travel."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Good! Then I shall find this booth admititetly! (Storms away from the coductor as Nurse Care Giver quietly gave the Baggage Boy his tip for O'Hardknocks as she caught up with him)...."
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Mr. O'Hardknocks, we talked about getting too stressed out."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Well excuse me if I didn't enjoyed a GOOD train ride?! Ugh, I missed the old days where I can just travel on a private canterlot chariot as provided by the Assusiation! I enjoy a luxerious ride as I am treated to a find eatery by private service Sprites, and get back-rubs, and not leaving from it smelling like spilled wine and pig filth?! AND MOST CERTAINLY THE DAMN HOT TOWELS DIDN'T TRIED TO SUFFICATE ME?!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Mr. O'Hardknocks!"
 * O'Hardknocks: "Okay okay, fine, I'll calm down! I'll calm down even quicker when I find that complaints booth!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: Provided you don't relapse when you start the complaining.
 * O'Hardknocks: "Well that depends on how co-operative the holder of the booth is! I can't promise to be phaient to an incompident complaints reshipient!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Well trust me, a complaints reshiver is usually a very attentive person. But, at least try if that's the case, if not nessersarly for me, but for your family. Your sister had grown VERY worried about you as of late. Your meltdowns had been getting worse since.... What happened with the assusiation."
 * O'Hardknocks: I WAS ABOUT TO BE ANOTHER HIGH CHANCELLOR UNTIL THE ENTIRE THING COLLAPSED!!! I WAS CHEATED!!!!
 * Nurse Care Giver: Being promoted at a bad time is nothing to be upset about.
 * O'Hardknocks: YES IT IS!!! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF YOU WERE PROMOTED AND THEN YOUR ENTIRE CAREER SHUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY?!? Don't tell me you'd take it well.
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Well, I, won't deny that I would be, discouraged, and, abit disgruntled, but, I would try to undertstand the nuance, and, in the case of the Assusiation.... It had a problem with not letting the Fear Wars be in the past, and well.... You need to understand that Celestia's parents didn't wanted to risk Neighsay to maintain legal athority."
 * O'Hardknocks: "WELL THEY COULD'VE JUST AS SIMPLY HAD HIM FIRED AND TAKEN TO THAT WRETCHED ASYLUM?! THEY DIDN'T HAD TO MAKE THAT AGING FOOL HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE E.E.A. AS WELL?! I mean, as much as I had a kinship with Neighsay, I am NOT afraid to admit that I KNEW that mindset of his would drag the rest of us down to a bad place?!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: It's all in the past.
 * O'Hardknocks: IT WAS ABOUT A MONTH AGO!!!!
 * Nurse Care Giver: It's still the past.
 * O'Hardknocks: Ugh! I can see why University's adopted sister is gone. His choices harmed us. Because of him, I worked hard for nothing. All that potential, wasted. All because of him, Neighsay, the Celestial family, and these stupid ponies.
 * Nurse Care Giver: Wait, how was this their fault?!
 * O'Hardknocks: They ill-prepared the school. It's everypony's fault. University for being such a fool, Neighsay for ruining our image, the Celestial family for not offering a better solution, and THESE ponies for not giving a complete head-start and rushing the foundation of the entire school.
 * Nurse Care Giver: That sounds like treason, sir. Neighsay got punished because his actions were defying royal orders about a new method of spreading friendship.
 * O'Hardknocks: They can all bite me! Princess Twilight is basically forcing the philosophy of friendship on other races because she thinks our origin means that we can just narcissistically name ourselves the dominant race like some Jehovah's Witnesses with guns.
 * Nurse Care Giver: The entire point of the school is to bring races together and help each other in a natural flow.
 * O'Hardknocks: They'll have to prove that because they haven't shown anything to do so otherwise. Twilight is still at odds with Queen Novo!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "For a wrong Twilight earnestly did in desperation."
 * O'Hardknocks: Ponies still treat griffins like they're lying greedy mercenaries or con artists since the last Convocation of Creatures brought a serious controversy!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "It's because a rampent greed problem makes Griffins misproportionaly like that, sir. It's been like that since they lose their idol, sir."
 * O'Hardknocks: Ponies still hesitate to be around Changelings!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Only because they're worried that Chrysalis would come back into power and undermine their reformation."
 * O'Hardknocks: Yaks are still in a seriously bad relationship since the near-war orchestrated by Yakbrain!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "They are making good efferts for amends though."
 * O'Hardknocks: Dragons are still hard to get along with!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "That's purely because they're aggressive and independent creatures. They're not yet, used to pony interactions."
 * O'Hardknocks: And the Panans are still not willing to make up for the attack of the Storm King.
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Well, given the implications that the Storm King wasn't a unigte case and that he has a family, it's possable that the Panans are not in any condition to do so."
 * O'Hardknocks: My point being, Giver.... Nothing has changed since October 6th last year. 10 months of racial tension, and these problems are still here. So, this will be their last chance to make up for it. If they fail, then they're going to be in big trouble I'l make an exsample out of them for sure.
 * Nurse Care Giver: Sir, isn't that an extreme thing to say?
 * O'Hardknocks: Call it whatever you want. However this problem of mine ends, it ends now. And no one is standing in my wa- (Bumps face first into Maud Pie)..... What the?!
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, Uncle.... My girlfriend's standing in the way."
 * Maud: "..... Sorry if I stood in the way."
 * O'Hardknocks: "(Gets back from Maud)..... (Quietly) OH great. As if my weirdo nefpew wasn't bad enough. Now he has an even weirder girlfriend! (Unenfusiasticly) Hello, Nefpew Mudbrair. How's your stick study?"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, it's twigology, the study of twigs. It's actselly a smaller unspoken sub-genre of Treeology, the study of trees, which-"
 * O'Hardknocks: "Yeah yeah, I get it, I get it! Spare me the details! Now, once I find a complaint booth for my bad travels here, I would like to know where your girlfriend's house is since I know you haven't moved to ponyville yet since your still in Twigology school..... Of which I question why the E.E.A. approved of it, along with the Rocktology University."
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, both twigology and rockology can teach ponykind alot of how stone and wood is formed as they are now, and-"
 * Maud: "Did you say E.E.A.?"
 * O'Hardknock: ".... (Sarcasticly) You got quite a catch there, Nepfew. Can't imagine the kids..... (Seriously) Are you slow or something, child? You heard right. The E.E.A. A group, that I was once apart off, before Sparkle and her misfit friends, (Gets nearly intense again) RUINED IT FOR ME?! (Nurse Care Giver gives another backrub, shushing him)....... And left me in a state of personal misery."
 * Maud: "..... Mudbriar..... A word?"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, it's two words, Mud being for wet soil, and Briar, being any of a number of prickly scrambling shrubs, especially the sweetbrier and other wild roses. (Maud cleared her throat)..... Oh, you mean you want to have a private conversation not heard by those that you don't want to hear. Uh, you'll have to excuse us, Uncle, and Hello to you too, Miss Care Giver. (Care Giver gave a brief happy wave and resumed giving the backrub there after as Maud dragged Mudbrair)."
 * Maud: "..... Mudbrair, I have concerns about your uncle."
 * Mudbrair: "Let me guess..... It's related to the E.E.A. and your sister's involvement with the school, correct? Well, be assured that tecnecally, my uncle doesn't back Neighsay's fear wars based mistrust to other races."
 * Maud: ".... But he didn't sounded like he was pleased with the school anyway."
 * Mudbrair: "Well, Uncle was always an, instint results kinda guy. He kinda thinks that issues like things involving race would get better overnight and that better relations with nations is instintantious."
 * Maud: ".... He clearly has trouble realsing that like a stilagmite, or a great oak, that great things don't happen as soon as possable. They take time."
 * Mudbrair: "That is true. But uncle was, never good with waiting. Now, tecnecally, I already know what your going to say, but, don't worry, he could barely handle a typical day in public trasnportation. He's in no shape to engage in a nefarious activity. His condition, isn't equistly superior."
 * Maud: "... Mudbrair, I trust you enough to understand that. I'm just worried for my sister's sake. She really likes spending time in that School. It would desistate her if she loses out on making those students happy."
 * Mudbrair: "Well tecnecally, it would desistate Twilight more cause it's her school, but I do understand what you mean. I assure you, the worse my uncle ever is, is being irritable and miserable. Otherwise, he's has harmless as an Twiggy."
 * Maud: ".... I'll take your word for it."
 * Maud and Mudbrair reapprouched O'Hardknocks.
 * Mudbrair: "Uncle, I felt that maybe you already accumulated alot of stress already, so maybe it's best to get some rest."
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... Oh, fine. That complaints' booth is likely on a unionated break anyway. I'll contend with it when I come back here. So, about your Girlfriend's house, does it have a guest room?"
 * Mudbrair: "Well, tecnecally..... It's not even a house. Nor in ponyville. It's more, ponyville-ajacent."
 * O'Hardknocks: "(Glass breaks as O'hardknocks made a surprised face)..... Wha....."
 * O'Hardknock: "YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIVES IN A CAVE?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, it's a cavern...."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... A CAVERN IS NOT A REAL HOME FOR PONIES?! THAT MAKES YOUR GIRLFRIEND A HOMELESS BUM?! IF YOU INTEND TO HAVE CHILDREN, YOU NEED TO PROVIDE THEM A HOUSE TO BE SAVE FROM PREDATORS AND- (Nurse Care Giver gives him a sip of water with a pill in it)..... And pestilence, and the cold, and vermin, and who knows what matter of horror lerks here?!"
 * Maud: "In my defence, it's an improvement from the Ghastly Gorge, even when it had it's own fair share of interesting rocks."
 * O'Hardknocks: "....... DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT THIS, NEPFEW?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, I'm still planning on how I would introduse Maud to them."
 * O'Hardknocks: "THEN I WILL SPEAK FOR THEM AND SAY THAT YOU AS A O'HARDKNOCK CAN'T MERRY THIS HERMIT?! HOW WILL YOU FEED YOURSELVES?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Well, tecnecally, this undergrounw valley does grow some subterrainian foods here. Duke Topaz served some this morning."
 * O'Hardknocks: "YOU EATEN SOMETHING FROM THE UNDERGROUND?! THAT COULD HAVE ADVERSED EFFECTS NOT KNOWN ON THE SURFACE?! DON'T YOU HAVE JOBS OR ANYTHING?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, I'm still in Twigology Classes, and Maud's a rockologiests."
 * O'Hardknocks: "BUT WHO DOES SHE WORK FOR?!"
 * Maud: ".... I'm freelance. I work for whoever needs my services."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... THEN WHY ARE YOU IN A CAVERN?!"
 * Maud: "..... I don't do well with communites socially. Everypony tends to think I'm weird."
 * O'Hardknocks: "(Gets heavily stressed again) YA DON'T SAY?! (Giver gives him another sip of the pilled water)..... Well your appearent social anxity's no excuse to be like a cavepony! This place is no place for a family! What if there's danger?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Fret not, uncle. Maud's sister gotten rid of a situation with a giant cursed Goldster from a forgotten legend a good while back, so there's only a deserted bandit kingdom and a thriving subterainian ecosystem beyond this part of the cavern."
 * Silence.......
 * O'Hardknocks was seen stomping angerly on the verge of a fit as Nurse Care Giver keeps up, reading another shot!
 * Maud and Mudbrair looked on.
 * Mudbrair: "..... Tecnecally, he doesn't hate your Cavern. He's just used to modern comferts."
 * Maud: "..... I may not feel emotions, but I am feeling a sea of discontent with him."
 * Mudbrair: "(Sighs)..... Your not the first to feel that way. My uncle has an unfortunate history of having ponies either fear him or louthe him because of his, anger issues. Again, tecnecally, he didn't say he hated your place, he's just use to modern convinences. Hence why he's trying to find an Inn in ponyville.... Speaking of which, did Pinkie ever mentioned Ponyville having an Inn?"
 * Maud: "Just the Bed & Breakfest Place: Bedtime and Sunny Side Up' Inn, the home and business of Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles. They're a nice odd couple. Be ashame if your uncle scares the daylights out of them."
 * Mudbrair: "Well in that case, I better help Miss Care calm my Uncle down faster. (Trots up ahead of Maud, who sighed monotoned, but still looks concerned dispite a neutrol face.)"
 * Maud:... (Mudbriar came out) How did it go?
 * Mudbriar: Uncle O'Hardknocks is sound asleep. Not easy for Giver either. Sometimes it's nice that he's on my father's side.
 * Maud: And you're sure he's not a danger to the School?
 * Mudbriar: He's no more dangerous to them as a Jewelfish to a dragon. High Chancellor University did send him here for what I can presume is a nice talk about the tarnished relationship the EEA gained.
 * Maud: Well what concerns me is that with the craziness that goes on at that school, anything can happen. They can find ways to make him crack like a rock.
 * Mudbriar: I have always said that Uncle O'Hardknocks's mind is as hard as a rock, but as fragile as a twig. He has an unstable attitude, but I assure you that he is not one to resort to Neighsay's level.
 * Maud:...... I hope you're right.
 * Mudbrair: "Also, tecnecally, we are lucky that Smiles and Raven are being paient with us about it."
 * Maud: "They're used to grouchy costamers at this point. They work in an Inn after all. There's always bound to be that one unpleasent visitor every now and again."
 * Twilight: Alright, girls. Before we head back home for the night, let's be reminded one more time that High Chancellor University is bringing in a former EEA member.
 * Applejack: And that still sounds like an accident waiting to happen. We're seriously going to welcome an ex-E.E.A. member here?
 * Twilight: Look, I know this sounds risky, but Celestia had ensured me that the worse Mr. O'Hardknocks is, is extremely strict for the rules, and, extremely ill-tempered and some, health issues. Mr. University Spirit has promised to put him in his place if he gets, problematic.
 * Applejack: Yeesh, he sounds like he shouldn't even be working.
 * Twilight: And I should also add he's neouriously stubbern. Kinda expected from ponies as extremely dedicated to their work as the O'Hardknocks. Anyway, University told me this member is not a very happy one. In fact, he has absolutely no sense of humor.
 * Pinkie: Please, I did cure Count Gryffindor of that benign tumor that made him a grouch. This guy's NO problem.
 * Twilight: Well this time, no tumor is involved on what's wrong with Mr. O'Hardknocks. He was unable to become the next high chancellor of the EEA before it was disbanded. And likely, he doesn't exactly have extremely high opinions of us since our school's refuseal to bow to the E.E.A. was basicly a catalyst for that. Don't expect a welcoming party to have him forget something like that, cause, though I'm not a gambling mare, I can safely bet that he is going to be.... Extremely bitter.
 * Rainbow Dash: Ohh, boohoo, he didn't get to be a high chancellor of an organisation tainted by Fear Wars mindsets, big whoop.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, this is serious. Keep in mind that Mr. O'Hardknocks has exspeariened incrised health complicates since his dreams were shattered. Both of those, might not be very good for a pony's purity, espeically one like one of the O'Hardknocks are are rumored to have extremely little to no friends outside of their family! University brought him here because he was afraid he'd become just like Neighsay. We have to show him that it's not our fault. If we screw this up, then-
 * Rainbow Dash: Then what? If he does just swear revenge, I'll simply pin him and fly his ass right into Black Stallion Asylum. One episodic adventure spared.
 * Twilight:... (Sighs) You don't get it. He is a personal peer of Neighsay. He'll likely join him, even if we do or do not send him there. And again, he is in no condition for that kind of life, Rainbow Dash! He might not handle the incompidence of Neighsay's goons all too well nor deal with the stress of being an enemy of Equestria! He could die if he takes too much! The point of this whole EEA ordeal is to heal the damage done to it, not make the wounds bigger. We must prove to him that this is a safe interracial school and prevent a bigger infamy to them. We can't risk more EEA treachery, so we have to play this carefully.
 * Applejack: "So, if incase he is trying anything, what's the best alternative to Black Staillian Asylum if it'll only risk Neighsay getting a member for his possie?"
 * Twilight: "University has said he can handle it. The one thing all E.E.A. members share, is universeal respect for him. Even Neighsay would not knowingly disrespect him, well, back then, at least. Even if O'Hardknocks was embittered enough that he would try something, University will handle it. Besides, Yaysay considers him impourent for his own verson of the E.E.A. that won't be so against the shcool."
 * Pinkie: "Well based on what you said, Twilight, this guy sounds like he's gonna be a hard fix. I think we're likely gonna get some trouble with him first before we even get CLOSE to get this guy to better like us."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry. Professor Buzzord has prepared a soothing panic room to put O'Hardknocks in incase that happens. He figured we would use it for him or other E.E.A. members we would have trouble with in the foreseeable future."
 * Applejack: "And, your sure he woould do this away from students, right?"
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, I told him to build the room in an unused hallway, so there's little risk of casualties! (An exploudsion was heard)..... Collatteral damage, unfortunately, is still unavoidable."
 * Rarity: "(Sighs), Ya know, the sooner we find the Professor a very attentive and compident assistent for him that'll home reduse mindless accsidents, the better!"
 * Raindow Dash: "Doesn't he already have the Iguana, and the turtle, and his cool robot hat?"
 * Rarity: "Well yes, but Igmar's more of a butler, Kurtle's too supportive, and Hatty, while compident, is, quickly prone to panic."
 * Twilight: "That will be something for another time, girls. For now, we have to worry about making the school presentiable to Mr. O'Hardknocks. And that means asking the students to behavie around them. I worried they would have a sour opinion about any E.E.A. member not like University, fearing they're all abunch of Neighsays!"
 * Applejack: "To be frank Twilight, since you said that O'Hardknocks was one of Neighsay's peers, he doesn't sound like an improvement from him neither."
 * Rarity: Yeah, this guy sounds like the kind of pony that'll just snap no matter how courteous we are. He sounds like he has the mind of a yak and the heart of a dragon.
 * Spike: Wow, really-
 * Rarity: Besides you and the students at the school, Spike. Point is, we might be doomed anyway. Why can't we just have University take care of this?
 * Twilight: This isn't just about the both of them. This is about us and the school. We have to set the example that's not what Neighsay said, or the EEA might not let us live it down.
 * Rainbow Dash: That's their problem, not ours. They can work it out without us.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, could there be a reason you aren't taking this seriously?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, yeah. What's serious about a whiny joke who blames us for something Neighsay did? What did we ever do that even earns us their constant harassment?
 * Twilight: Ugh, Rainbow, I expected you to take this more seriously than you are.
 * Rainbow Dash: Look, this will be a cakewalk anyway. University can ease any tension and we just have to appear very responsible and safe. Done. No worries.
 * Rarity: How could you be so confidant about this?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because we've dealt with worse than anything in the shameless EEA. One simple pony can't possibly hope to undermine us. Others have tried. If he did swear revenge, nobody will give a flying feather about his sob story, and he'd be nothing. He doesn't exactly represent the EEA as a whole.
 * ???: No, but he certainly comes close. (A familiar pony came in)
 * Spike:... Hey, you're that Agent 8 guy for the EEA that snooped around during our Yakotaur adventure, aren't you?
 * Agent 8: I have a name, you know. My name is Eightball Roll. And I came... To check up on my baby cousin Cozy.
 * Twilight: Wait, as in Cozy Glow? You're her cousin?
 * Eightball: Yep. I'm her guardian after all since her parents aren't around much. My dad in the EEA made me an agent because of my good magic skill and calculative mind. Wanted something better for me than just being a gambler in Las Pegasus. Premature retirement until Yaysay gets everything to work again spares me some gambling time.
 * Twilight:... Then what's this about O'Hardknocks?
 * Eightball: Well, he's a pretty infamous attention attractor. He causes scenes that have always reached the EEA. If he was to mastermind something, it's bound to anger the scattered councilors out there. Me and my dad in Las Pegasus don't mind too much about it. I just stick around in Ponyville watching for any EEA funny business. It gets boring sometimes, but, it has perks. I met myself a nice sneaky mare with a knack for spying like me.
 * Pinkie: OooOOOOOOOoooooh! What's her name?
 * Eightball: Hidden Shadow.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Everyone was surprised)... YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ONE OF PRED JUDU DES' ADOPTED DAUGHTERS?!?
 * Eightball: Wait, THE Pred Judu Des? She didn't mentioned that!
 * Fluttershy: "Likely because she was afraid you wouldn't wanted to be around her because of Pred's.... Controversey."
 * Eightball: But didn't he reform?
 * Spike: "Well, yes, but he still has alot to recover from."
 * Eightball:.... I'll uh, be sure to talk to Shade about that. I also came to tell you something recent. O'Hardknocks is the uncle of a pony that mentioned one of you. I think his name was, Mudburner, Mudbramble-
 * Pinkie: Mudbriar?
 * Eightball: Yeah, that's it!
 * Pinkie: Oh, yeah, my sister Maud's boyfriend, I met him once and he was really- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT, O'HARDKNOCKS IS HIS UNCLE?!?
 * Eightball: "You didn't know? He was of the O'Hardknocks clan, ponies that are often leaders in science and education groups, how did you not know this?"
 * Pinkie: "I WAS NEVER GIVEN HIS LAST NAME?!"
 * Eightball: "Ohhhhh.... Guess we both learned something new then?"
 * Pinkie: ".... UGHHH?! AND JUST WHEN I WAS GETTING USED TO HIM?! NOW I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MUDBRAIR OF ALL PONIES BEING A DIRTY E.E.A. SPY?!"
 * Eightball: "Ahem!"
 * Pinkie: ".... No offence."
 * Eightball: "Thank you."
 * Rarity: "Oh come now, Pinkie, Mudbrair doesn't look capable to be so malcious. Also, Maud, for her lack of emotions, is clearly a smart, if sometimes hard to understand, pony. I think she would've known if Mudbrair had undesireable intentions. Besides, hard to understand Mudbrair himself is, he does show genuine feelings for Maud. I think the revelation of his unfortunate genepool, just comes in a bad time?"
 * Pinkie: "BUT GUYS?! DON'T YA THINK IT'S TOO COWINKY-DINKY THAT SHE SHOWS UP SOMETIME AFTER WE HAVE THE SCHOOL UP?! HE LITTERALLY APPEARED AN EPISODE AFTER THE TWO PARTER?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well if he is a dirty spy, (To Eightball) No Offence, (Back to Pinkie), Ya think he would've already done something by now. The closest he had from E.E.A. trouble was from Neighsay, thrice! The Season 8 debute, the time he got involved with Segrego, and only recently with those clones of Chrysalis'! And we're only worrying about this Hardknocks guy NOW!"
 * Pinkie: "But that's what he WANTS us to think?! What if apawn the school's destruction, he dumps Maud and brokes her heart?!"
 * Applejack: "Look, if your that worried about it, why not discuss this with Maud herself? She's family after all, and if your worried Mudbrair of all ponies is a dirty snake in the grass, then go talk to her about it."
 * Pinkie: "AS A MATTER O'FACT?! I, WILL?! (Zooms off!)....."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Maybe some of us should go with Pinkie to make sure she doesn't go over-board?"
 * Twilight: Smart observation. (She teleported away)
 * Eightball:... So, where's Cozy Glow?
 * Fluttershy: She and the other students are asleep for the night. You should probably wait until morning.
 * Eightball: Yeeeah, Cozy likes to stay up pretty late. She has a habit of sneaking about.
 * Applejack: She ain't the kind of filly to just break curfew.
 * Eightball: She broke curfew loads of times. Making trouble kinda runs infamously in the family. You should see her big sister Backgammon. She was QUITE something in her fillyhood. She was about good at anything frankly.
 * Rarity: So is she doing that?
 * Eightball: I've been watching her since she enrolled. But though she manages to hide well, she always comes back.
 * Rainbow Dash: Not really helping her case since the Shell Lodgers claim there's something 'off' about her.
 * Rarity: "Albeit, mostly Shen. He tends to be, over-proactive at having suspitions about folks."
 * Eightball: Yeah, Cozy can be quite mysterious at times. Gets it from my dad's side of the family. He can be abit brooding and hard to read at times too. So, I'd better give my little cousin a visit. Tootles. (Teleports away)
 * Rarity:...... I didn't have any idea Cozy's family was so... Enigmatic.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me neither. But it does explain a few things. Although, Shen is DIFFENTLY gonna give the poor girl shit over this news.
 * Maud and Mudbrair arrived.
 * Mudbrair: "So, do you think that the Jewelfish have constructed a makeshift bed for us?"
 * Maud: "Trust me. They already had it ready at this point. They're very good at what they do."
 * Mudbrair: "Well I admit this to be impressive for their stature, though it does prove that with numbers, anything is possab- (Pinkie pounces onto Mudbrair) OOF'A! (Sees a particularly furious Pinkie)..... Tecnecally, I have a feeling that you seem particularly upset at me with something."
 * Pinkie: "WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING TO TELL ME THAT YOUR LAST NAME IS O'HARDKNOCKS?!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... Ohhhh dear. Tecnecally, I knew this was gonna be an issue. Look, Miss Pie, I promsie you, he does not have xenophobic tendingices, NOR is capable to be a serious threat beyond anyone but to himself in his frail condition."
 * Pinkie: "IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU NEVER TALKED ABOUT YOUR UNCLE, HIM NOT BEING CANON ASIDE?!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... Tecnecally, I, am actselly very puzzled on what you meant by that."
 * Maud: "(Monotone but sternfully) Pinkie, please calm down and get off of him."
 * Pinkie: Uhh, right. (Chuckles) So... Can you answer me?
 * Mudbriar: Technically, O'Hardknocks is my, for lack of a gender-specific term, maiden name. Uncle O'Hardknocks is on my mom's side. I actselly have my father's last name.
 * Nearby Jewelfish: Uh, shouldn't your last name be that if it's on your mom's side? I mean, Mares are more dominanet in your socity, right?
 * Another Jewelfish: Crys, this is clearly they're business, we're not meant to get involved.
 * Crys:... Oh, right.
 * Pinkie: Well, I won't ask what it actually is and leave that for the canon show should they desided to bring you back for anything other then a camio. But seriously, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US CHANCELLOR O'HARDKNOCKS IS YOUR UNCLE?!
 * Mudbriar: Because you never asked.
 * Pinkie:... I think I can now see why Rainbow Dash thinks manners get annoying sometimes.
 * Mudbair: "Well that, and socially speaking, it tends to be considered socially unbareable to talk about things when not asked too."
 * Pinkie: "Again, I now further understand why Rainbow is NOT a fan of mannors."
 * Maud: Pinkie, he has assured me that his uncle is not capable of taking his blame too far.
 * Pinkie: You may be right, but since what I heard happened to him, I'm worried that could change. The fact that he was gonna get a promotion at the worst time? Not exactly something even I would easily laugh off.
 * Maud: I'm sure you and your friends have faced worse.
 * Pinkie: That's what Rainbow Dash said, but Twilight and that Eightball agent guy for the EEA from our Yakotaur mission said we need to be more serious.
 * Mudbriar: Well, tecnecally.... I have been around Uncle O'Hardknocks even after the disbanding of the EEA. He had moments of going too far, but not far enough to be a problem for Equestria. The worse he ever did, was throwing tantrums and threaten lawsuits that never came, while making Nurse Care Giver have her work cut out in preventing his meltdowns from hurting him with his, "Stress Pills", which are actselly cranium and cardiac stablisers due to his weak heart and sesiure proned mind. My mother's side of the family, were infamous for, Health complications. So glad I take more from dad, geneticly speaking.
 * Pinkie: I'm not sure. With all due respect, I think your uncle may be a party cannon of ruin waiting for the fuse to burn up.
 * Maud: If Mudbriar says he's harmless enough, that's good enough for me. And sister, I feel you, as one who recently accepted him for who he is, should give hope that he may be right.
 * Pinkie: I'm really trying. But... I just feel like O'Hardknocks is going to pull out the cliché of turning you both against me like the potential sociopath as almost typical of the SAF series.
 * Mudbrair: "Again, to relitterate: I still have little understanding what you meant by that."
 * Pinkie: Well, that is to say, I meant, I'm worried your uncle might BARELY be the same pony he his anymore! I don't know if I want to believe he is. I don't know if I can spread happiness again if I lost your trust.
 * Maud: You have lost that will more than once. Recently involving that Yak instrument.
 * Pinkie: Oh... You heard that, huh?
 * Maud: Everypony within a 10-mile radius heard you. Also, you asked me to take your stuff back into the Rock Farm awhile back, then followed by asking me and Limestone to help you retrive your yovidaphone from the dump. Limestone even had to wrestle a sumo-wrestling Garbage Troll for it, remember?
 * Pinkie: "Oh yeah..... Totally tuned that out."
 * Maud: Also, that musical instrument had caused a lot of noise pollution.
 * Pinkie: Huh? Didn't know you could pollute noise.
 * Mudbriar: Technically, it's a premature term for disturbing the peace. Sound isn't capable to be physically polluted like land or water, as suppose that the instrament was more, distruptive of to the peaceful scerenity of the countryside, and/or unused-to pony ears, unfamilier to the sounds of the yovidaphone, which actselly has a cultural signifigence in Yak Culture, which-
 * Pinkie: "Hey, we already have an episode that'll cover that, save it for that!"
 * Maud: Reguardless, it was good that you got the yak intrament back. Even though, it was odd it effected you that badly though. Honestly, it felt like you were cursed. The Pinkie I knew wouldn't give up her cutie mark calling because of the sacrifice of a single and somewhat recent hobby.
 * Pinkie: The bronies said that a lot and considered that the worst episode this season. Though, honestly, even I was confused by that. I know I got sad before, but the last time I was seriously THAT sad was season 1, but, I never effected flowers and clouds LIKE THAT before! I didn't get it either. But, back on topic. I don't know who to trust at this point, so, for the sake of our school and you two, I'll trust both. I... I don't want to lose you two.
 * Maud: You won't. No rotten family member will ruin another family. I am your sister.... (The three hug as Jewelfish awed) Besides. You handled Neighsay well enough. Saw Mudbrair's uncle is that bad, how much worse can he be?
 * Pinkie: "Oh, your right. He's hardly even a threat to a fly in his condition. I'm surprised he's not already at the hospital from the train ride alone since I heard that he didn't had fun there."
 * Mudbrair: "Well, tecnecally, that's what Nurse Care Giver was for. She's pretty much a nurse provided by the O'Hardknocks' family's insurence. Mother has been, concerned for his health. He, also wasn't too excited for the cavern, so he went to the Bedtime & Sunny-Side Up Inn."
 * Pinkie: "Yeesh, how picky can you get! He wasn't too mean on Smiles and Raven, was he?"
 * Mudbriar: We already took care of it.
 * Pinkie: Well, good. We need to show him we're not bad ponies. We could attract bad attention if we mess this up.
 * Mudbrair: "Or at least, more then already, since it's likely Neighsay is far from an exception as it would be possable that some other members may have issues to-"
 * Pinkie: "Well I meant that getting his approvel would reduse any likely trouble from E.E.A. members not already as bad as Neighsay!"
 * Maud: "Don't worry Pinkie, we're confident the worse he would be, is being a grouch."
 * Pinkie: (Takes deep breath cartoonishly like a balloon)... I REEEEEEALLY hope it stays that way.
 * Cozy was seen sleeping, until the artifact activated.
 * ???: So, how is O'Hardknocks doing?
 * Cozy Glow: (Gets a rude awakening) Ughhh, not this soon! (Yawns), Old fart made a rough impression. That should be a start. Nothing yet on what he was going for though.
 * ???: What?! You're sleepy at this time? Usually that's not the case after all we did together!
 * Cozy Glow: There's always a first time for every thing in this school! The School of Friendship is synchronizing me into a regular sleep schedule. I can't do that sneaky stuff with a curfew on my head. And trust me, that Igmar Iguana and the New School Nurse's pet Familier Light Magic Snake thing are keeping watch. The teachers will know if I'm doing something! So, basicly, no more night missions! Besides, I, can kinda get behind getting ACTUAL sleep. Makes me less of a c**t at you.... Well, at least it should've till you woke me up, sleep wrecker!
 * ???: BLAST?! You barely been at the school for only a few months and ALREADY it is about to tear us apart?! I WILL HAVE TO ABORT MISSION AND-
 * Cozy Glow: Oh calm your tits, will ya?! That's not true. It's just what the school teaches. To be more friendly and responsible. They also want us to be more well-rested to discourage daydreaming. They may want us to be friends to people who need it, but they're not slave drivers. And, I kinda have to respect them for it. They're way nicer then the orphanage in Brokehorse."
 * ???: Cozy, you can't be telling me you're Stockholming yourself?! You know-
 * Cozy Glow: Yeah, yeah, I get it, I get the usual "I hate Twilight Sparkle" Spew you regurgitate and that you think the school's trying to control me?! I, f*****g, get it?! No need to throw a damn fit about it?! Just, it's just, there are other things to do here. I'm sorry if I'm not taking this seriously. I've been at hard work doing what you asked me! I have been eying the friendship archives and will secure them for you the moment I figure out what the f*** Old Man Hardknocks is gunning for here!
 * ???: WELL WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING NOW AND NOT-
 * Cozy Glow: (Quietly) WILL YOU ZIP IT?! NOT EXACTLY A LOT OF HEAVY SLEEPERS IN THIS SCHOOL?! (Semi-Quiet voice) Besides, I can't risk adding more suspition onto me! Not many suspect me anyway, minus that paranoid peacock.
 * ???: Just don't forget the mission. That stuff I learned about you, is way too valuable to our damaged family honor. All our prodigal family suffered. My stolen honor, and the shame brought from Great Uncle University. It's tearing us apart. You better figure out what that fragile old windbag's planning for Perplexity, or she can't promise to really help us! Please, don't disappoint me, little sister.
 * Cozy Glow:... (Sighs)..... I won't.
 * ???: Good girl. I love you. Bye. (The Artifact deactivates).....
 * Cozy Glow: (Sighs annoyed).... (Quietly) You love yourself and your dumb ambitions a bit more, you condesending- (A flash was heard as Cozy yelped when Eightball teleported in)
 * Eightball: Hey, cous. I heard you talking to your sister.
 * Cozy Glow: Eight?! What're you doing here?! I thought you were busy throwing your life away at Las Pegasus Games?!
 * Eightball: "Thank your uncle Wellplay for getting me into Gamblers Annonymus. He, wanted me to try and NOT do that AS often.... So, what did Backy want?"
 * Cozy Glow:... (Sighs). She, just wanted to check up on me.
 * Eightball: Well, you know that O'Hardknocks is coming, right?
 * Cozy Glow: Twilight told us. Said we need to be professional to help heal bad baggage with the EEA.
 * Eightball: "Well I trust you know how impourent that is. University claims that O'Hardknocks has secret plans to try and establish his own Friendship School if Twilight fails to impress."
 * Cozy Glow made a surprised face.....
 * Cozy Glow: "..... (Intriged) Go on."
 * Eightball: "Well, University believes it to mostly be a rumor from some old friends, so, it's nothing offictal as he didn't bother telling that to the Princess, but the rumor was why O'Hardknocks was brought here by Mr. University. He was hoping that a good day in the school would discourage him in throey."
 * Cozy Glow:... Well that's... Interesting. So, Twilight doesn't know?
 * Eightball: University figured it was best to not tell her everything yet, kinda what I meant by Princess, unless you thought I meant Celestia, cause, the E.E.A. is kinda more of a Twilight issue.
 * Cozy Glow:... Well, this sure changes everything. I... I'll see what I can do to help tomorrow.
 * Eightball: Alright. Good to see you again, Coz. Nighty-Night. (Teleports away)
 * Cozy Glow:...... (Calls her sister) Sis! I just found out everything!
 * The Crusaders were seen setting up a stunt ramp as an excitable Cutie Mark Camper was seen hoping with joy!
 * Camper: "YOU CRUSADERS ARE AWESOME?! YOU GUYS ARE GREAT FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH BECOMING LIKE MY FAMILY?!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "It's really no problem, Stunty Daredevil Jr. We, were kinda used to do crazy stunts all the time back when we tried to get our own cutie marks, and/or do them for fun when we're not at Camp Crusade or a Mane 7/Louger Adventure."
 * Stunty Daredevil Jr.: "I CAN'T THANK YOU COOL FILLIES ENOUGH?! I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY CUTIE MARK?! OH!? EVEN BETTER?! I MIGHT BREAK MY BONES?!"
 * Scootaloo: "Uhhh, maybe save that part for WHEN your older and can handle it, buddy. Even if your from a family of Daredevils, they don't want you start the family business of getting wrecked TOO early."
 * Applebloom: "Also, that could risk a lawsuit..... And child services to get involved."
 * Diamond Tiara: "Though I'm surprised daredevils were allowed to have kids to begin with."
 * Silver Spoon: "Yeah, ya think that Child Services would deem Daredevils bad enfluences for kids, and/or constint risks of child endangerment."
 * Applebloom: Well, you wouldn't believe how much 'paperwork' we had to pull to get this camp running. Growing up is really hard.
 * Diamond Tiara: You get used to it. So, girls, dad said that unfortunately, your plan to invite other creatures that can get cutie marks into the camp, can't be allowed.
 * CMC: WHAT?!?
 * Sweetie Belle: But why? Our positions as friendship tutors have given us enough bits to improve the camp. Finding out that other creatures can get cutie marks is, a way to help our sisters spread friendship. Impure Perytons, Impure Hippogriffs, Bicorns, Merponies, Impure Hippale-... Hippanica... Ugh, why are these races' names so hard to pronounce? They surely have blank flank problems.
 * Diamond Tiara: Dad says that an EEA representative is in Ponyville. Thus until his evaluation of the school is done, they can't allow an unauthorized racial change like this.
 * Scootaloo: "And since when does the E.E.A. have athority over camps?"
 * Silver Spoon: "Tecnecally no, but, Mr. Rich probuly felt it isn't a good idea to give the Representive the wrong idea that the School is giving Young Ponies ideas. Espeically not this one. My daddy said that he arrived to Ponyville Yesterday throwing a fit bad enough that he looked like he was gonna blow up epicly!"
 * Diamond Tiara: "Basicly, it's been implied that this guy, is VERY easy to upset! Daddy reckindises this, along with that he's from a powerful family of brainiac ponies, so, for the time being, that plan of yours, is (Gives a small raspberry)...."
 * The CMC groaned in aggravation!
 * Applebloom: "Alchourse nothing goes right because of them dumb old E.E.A. folks."
 * Sweetie Belle: "I know Rarity tries to tell me not all of them are trying to be mean, but so far, this E.E.A. guy is REALLY a big fat pile of inconvinence!"
 * Scootaloo: Can't those big babies just get over it?!? Twilight's school won fair and sqaure!
 * Silver Spoon: That's exactly what I said!
 * Diamond Tiara: Well BEING big babies ourselves won't help.
 * Applebloom: "Your right Diamond. We need to check up this guy for ourselves."
 * Stunty: "Uh, after you help me with finding my cutie mark, right?"
 * Sweetie Belle: ".... As soon as we help Stunty with his Cutie Mark first, that is."
 * The five arrive at Bedtime & Sunny Side Up Inn.
 * Diamond Tiara: "This is pretty much the place where that O'Hardknocks' pony is residing."
 * Scootaloo: "You once said that he wasn't very happy with the train ride, right? Why is that?"
 * Silver Spoon: "My dad side it's because the E.E.A. have alot of luxerious powers and benefits."
 * Sweetie Belle: "No duh. They were stationed in canterlot, after all."
 * Diamond Tiara: "Oh, trust me. Mom said that they had luxeries that even makes Fnacy Pants jealious. They have private flight chariots filled with Servent Sprites that make them exotic food, give them back massages, hooficures, pretty much everything servents typically do, but better."
 * Applebloom: "Wait, but I thought the E.E.A. hated other races, why do they have Servent Sprites?"
 * Silver Spoon: "Yeah, try not to get confused with what happened with Neighsay. He was just a case where they took the outdated beliefs were taken too seriously, but it was their own fault they didn't caught up with the times and made changes because they got too content that schools took them seriously. Also, the Servent Sprites were different. They're pretty much are like pets, that take care of you."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well that's abit of a double standerd. They don't like non-pony creatures get involved with schools or camps, but they have no problem with them being servents?"
 * Diamond Tiara: "That's because all Servent Sprites think about, is to serve. Watch. TIDDY SPRIKLES?!"
 * A Tiny Butler Dressed Servent Sprite Appeared.
 * Servent Sprite: "M'yes, Miss Tiara?"
 * Diamond Tiara: "I want you to fetch me the most tastiest chocolate bar, from that Alternate United Universes, Some Burger King from Kratos, A Pizza from Futureasia, Ice Cream from Gobstopper, A Pita from Disney Greese, and I want it all ready by the time I get back home, Sprinkles."
 * Tiddy Sprinkles: "Yes Miss Tiara. (Poofs)."
 * Scootaloo: "...... Tiddy Sprinkles?"
 * Diamond Tiara: "Don't ask."
 * Applebloom: ".... Well, let's go confront him."
 * Diamond Tiara: "I have to stop you there. Daddy said that O'Hardknocks isn't particulaly fond of foals."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Ugh! There's no adult worse then one that hates kids!"
 * Scootaloo: "Pedophiles are worse then kid haters. At least kid haters want nothing to do with kids!"
 * Applebloom: "..... You hang out with Rainbow Dash too much, espeically when you keep learning adult stuff from her."
 * Mudbrair shows up.
 * Mudbrair: "Pardon me, Young ones. I'm here to see someone."
 * Applebloom: "Oh. Your Mudbrair, right? Pinkie Pie is a friend of our sisters."
 * Scootaloo: "And Rainbow Dash."
 * Mudbrair: "Well, tecnecally, I had heard about your misadventures from Maud. They said you were indeed eventful little scamps."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well, they may've not said those exact words, but yeah, (Laughs nerviously), There was, never a boring day with us."
 * Scootaloo: "Except when it does get boring."
 * Applebloom: We just want to talk with Chancellor O'Hardknocks regarding a-
 * Maud: (Shows up) Are you aiming to invite other creatures that can get cutie marks into your camp? (The fillies were confused) Intuition, as well as the fact that I found some geode arches somewhere around your camp. Your camp is built around an area of sedimentary bedrock buried underneath what was once the sight of a plume during the Second Windigo Ice Age, which layered the ground and filling the vesicles in the volcanic material with mineral deposits from hydrothermal fluids like water from snow rich in minerals from deep within the earth. Some got big and thus underneath are not only still preserved in aquifers formed by weathering caused by leaking acidic minerals, but also emerge from the ground due to the pressure applied from the series of geodes, many of which crack from said pressure including the arch I have been studying.
 * Scootaloo:... I have NO idea what that means!
 * Applebloom: Have you considered being a narrator for a geological documentary?
 * Maud: I've done it 19 times. It's grown on me. Basically, your camp is standing over an underground collection of these. (Shows a geode similar to the one Limestone showed Pinkie)
 * Scootaloo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?
 * Sweetie Belle: BIGGER VERSIONS OF THOSE ARE UNDERNEATH OUR CAMP?!?
 * Applebloom: We should check this out some time. But, uh, back on topic. Can we talk to O'Hardknocks?
 * Mudbriar: Young ones, he is not interested in that right now. He is getting ready for his evaluation. You simply must wait.
 * Scootaloo: It's only for a second.
 * Mudbriar: You technically cannot do what you want with him in a second.
 * Applebloom:... What kind of completely literal place did you find him?
 * Maud: We met at a gem tree. The largest one in Equestria to be exact. 1,000 years old.
 * Sweetie Belle: We're saying that talking to him won't take long.
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, that's the issue. Uncle, has not fondness for the youth."
 * Applebloom: "Yeah, Tiara already said that he hates kids, and we get that, but we promise we won't be annoying to him and-"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, he's very easily annoyed, just from interacting with him. He, has rather inferior social skills because of a very poor childhood of never interacting with ponies fully his entire life. Even as a toddler, he only finds piece in learning, working hard, and making something of himself."
 * Applebloom: ".... He, never had a proper childhood?"
 * Mudbrair: "Tragicly, yes. The O'Hardknocks family unit were all about knowledge. Hence why they're prodominant leaders in education and science groups."
 * Scootaloo: "...... NO F*****G WONDER HE'S MISERABLE?! HIS LIFE, SUCKS?!"
 * Mudbrair: "..... Metathoricly speaking, you may need to apply some soap into that mouth."
 * Silver Spoon: "..... That's, the weirdest way, to say that "Somepony oughta wash your mouth with soap", ever."
 * Applebloom: Ugh, vulgar language aside-
 * Mudbriar: Sorry, little ones. You must set this one out. O'Hardknocks cannot be bothered at this time. Be patient and do something special for the camp, if you can.
 * Applebloom:... (Sighs) Got nothin' else to do. Girls? Who wants to go looking for gem egg things?
 * CMC: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS SPELUNKERS!!! (They high-hoofed each other and left)
 * Mudbriar:... Will they be okay?
 * Maud: This is their thing, so let's let them do it.
 * ???: UGH, THE SERVICE HERE!!!!!
 * Mudbriar: (Sighs)
 * Maud: (Monotone) Oh no, not again.
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Oh calm down sir, to be fair, it is an inn in Ponyville, a not exactly, Canterlotian like place. So alchourse they would serve things like a cute smilely face pancake, it's not like The 5 Realms of Paradise Hotel in Haywaii."
 * O'Hardknocks: "BUT THE INDIGNITY OF IT?! THEY COULD'VE JUST AS LEAST GAVE ME A NORMAL PANCAKE?!"
 * Smiles was seen crying as Raven was comferting her while giving a cold emo stare to O'Hardknocks.
 * Raven: "Ya know asshole, Smiles puts her HEART and SOUL into those pancakes."
 * O'Hardknocks: "WELL PARDON ME FOR PREFERING FOOD THAT DOESN'T STARE BACK WITH SOULESS STRAWBERRY EYES?! NEVER MIND SMILES?!"
 * Raven: "(Angerly) Ya know scumbag, if Smiles wasn't such a forgiving pony and would've held me back, I WOULD SO BLACKLIST YOUR ASS AND BAN YOU FROM THIS INN?!"
 * O'Hardknocks: "Well you DON'T call the shots here, do you, young miss? May this teach your girlfriend a lesson about proper pancake etiquette!"
 * Raven: "WHA?! DUDE?! SHE'S MY SISTER?!"
 * Silence......
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... But, she's rediculiously cheerful, and, well your just some eye shadow away of being mistakeable for having vampirisum!"
 * Raven: "...... Adopted, sisters."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Okay, THAT makes abit more sense."
 * Raven: "OKAY, WHEN IS YOUR SMARTASS NEFPEW IS GONNA PICK YOU UP AND GET YOU OUT HERE ALREADY?! DON'T YOU HAVE A SCHOOL TO VISIT OR SOMETHING?!"
 * Nurse Care Giver: "Calm down Madam, calm down. Mr. O'Hardknocks, how's about you go outside, I'll pay the nice ponies for their service and pay extra as an apology payment.... And ask if I can take the pancakes with us."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Ugh, go do what you want. I need fresh air anyway. (Leaves annoyed as Mudbriar met him)... What're you looking at?"
 * Mudbriar: I am looking at you in the front-
 * O'Hardknocks: Oh my Gods, learn rhetoric, will you? I have a job to do here.
 * Mudbriar: Not until you curve that anger. What you did in there was very mean and very insensitive. Nocreature in the school wants to meet you like that. You must be presentable.
 * O'Hardknocks: I'll show up to that school however I like!
 * Mudbriar: Uncle O'Hardknocks! (With a similar blank stare as Maud's in 'Gift of the Maud') You need, to lay, down!
 * O'Hardknocks:... Uhhhh, what the Tartarus are you doing, young colt?
 * Mudbriar: I, am 26.
 * O'Hardknocks: And I am 51! Get out of my way!
 * Mudbriar: Uncle, I don't want to hurt you, but I can have Care Giver tranquilize you until you're ready.
 * O'Hardknocks: MOVE, NOW!!!!!
 * Mudbriar: I am not letting you go to the school with that attitude.
 * O'Hardknocks: (Growls, making a twig snap gesture until Mudbriar points at Maud)
 * Maud:... You snap me?
 * O'Hardknocks: UGH, FINE!!! If it'll get your delinquent ass off mine!
 * Maud: There are kids here. I taught you well, Mud. Let's get some ice cream and head back to the Cave. That will cool down your uncle. (She walks away)
 * O'Hardknocks:...... We need to have a serious conversation when we get to that cave, boy!
 * Nurse Care Giver: Oh boy!
 * Sweetie Belle: (The campers and the CMC were traveling through underground caves filled with beautiful geodes)... Wow! Rarity would love it here.
 * Rumble: And you three had no idea this was here?!
 * Scootaloo: Apparently not.
 * Pipsqueak: This is an amazing discovery.
 * Stunty: Amazing?! That's an understatement.
 * Applebloom: Well y'all, when we get our new non-pony classmates with us, this could be a good choice of an activity.
 * ???: Oh, isn't that adorable? Filly travelers. (A turtle-crab creature with multiple diamond compound eyes appeared)...
 * Filly #1: What in Equestria is that?
 * Filly #2: I believe that's called a fire crab. I believe they shoot hot flames out of their claws, well... At you.
 * Filly #3: You said 'I believe' twice. Epic vocabulary fail.
 * Applebloom: Well in that case, we should stay back and walk away slowly.
 * Fire Crab: Take it easy kids, I'm no threat. Actually I'm one of the unfortunate victims of the Geo Stone. We do have a fighting caste. I just got lost. Ugh, sometimes I hate being stuck a subterranean beast.
 * Scootaloo: You mean the Geo Stone that Maud dealt with? Oh, thank Celestia.
 * Fire Crab: Oh trust, I should know. Fire crabs aren't exactly native here anyway. They're from Draconia in dragon territory. Good seafood for them. (Shivers)..... So lucky there ain't dragons for miles in pony terratory.
 * Pipsqueak: Would you, uh, care to introduce yourself, Mr....
 * Fire Crab: I'm Gem-Eye. Just one of the rookie scouts. And you kiddies can clearly see how well my first day turned out. The untamed underground is so, inhospitable. Do you even KNOW what other kind of subterranean insectivores live down here? Changeling pox! That stuff makes your skin peel like a bug's mold! (Dubbed as Thunderbolt) And BLOODWYRMS! I HATE bloodwyrms!! (In the kids' faces) They SUCK all the blood outta ya, do you hear me?! (Crazily) THEEEY SUCK AAAAAAAAALL THE BLOOOD OUT OF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!...... Wow, not even a day, and already I'm crazy!
 * Applebloom: (Scared) W-w-w-w-well, they're ARE bloodwyrms. That's, kinda their point of existence.
 * Scootaloo: And, you're scaring us.
 * Gem-Eye: Well, you kids are right to be scared. Kinda helps for this avatar of mine.
 * Applebloom: Well... We can help you find your way back. Right, everypony? (They cheer) We can just take ya' to Maud's cave home.
 * Gem-Eye: Ohhhh, that passage is partially flooded. You kids don't seem to have the lung capacity to help with that.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, really? (The CMC display their seapony forms)...
 * Gem-Eye:... And those kids- (They showed him snorkels and goggles)... You kids seem like a wild bunch. Though I should probuly make ya kids aware that there is a troublesome beast that is native here, and that's- (A screech was heard)..... REAPER BATS?!
 * A series of bats with wings in the shape of sythes began to fly this way screeching wildly!
 * Gem-Eye: "THOSE THINGS ARE EVEN WORSE BLOOD SUCKERS?! AND WITH WINGS AS SHARP AS THE GLOOM REAPER'S SYTHE?!"
 * Rumble: "Kinda a safe bet why other ponies never claim these jewels!"
 * Pipsqueak: WHAT DO WE DO?!?
 * Gem-Eye: Let me deal with this! (Blasts his fire claws and bursts fire from a scorpion-like stinger abdomen that shooed off much of the Reaper Bats)
 * Filly #1: (Laughs and snorts) He's farting fire.
 * Gem-Eye: Back, you savage animals!!!!! I'm packing literal heat!!!!
 * Stunty: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!
 * Applebloom: Stunty, this ain't the kind of time to- (Stunty threw a rock at some Reaper Bats and ran from them)
 * Stunty: GO!
 * Gem-Eye: KID, WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE DOING?!
 * Stunty: JUST DO IT!!!! (They did that as Stunty managed to diverge the Reaper Bats to a geode trap that got them stuck as Stunt blocked their path with a cave-in)...... Good news is we lost those cave rats with wings.
 * Filly #4: Not a good metaphor.
 * Stunty: Bad news, can't go back the way we came. But on the bright side, we can help get this big guy back home and ask Maud in her cave to take us back to the surface.
 * Gem-Eye: Buuut on the dark side, there's worse in this cave. Reaper Bats and bloodwyrms aren't the worse. (They went across the scenic geode caverns and approached a flooded tunnel) NOW we're in familiar territory.
 * Pipsqueak: And good. I'm starting to get tired.
 * Rumble: Heck yeah. We had to skip lunch.
 * Applebloom: Well when we get back to the surface, a lunch party with desserts from Diamond Tiara are on me.
 * Filly #5: Kinda inconsistent to say it's on you when Diamond's paying for it.
 * Applebloom: Ugh, whatever, we'll figure out how to pay for it soon. Let's dive. (The CMC dove underwater with their seapony forms while Gem-Eye crawls under and the fillies got their snorkels on as they swim through a cathedral of geodes)
 * CMC: Woooooooowwwww!!!!
 * Gem-Eye: Eh, our people have seen better. (Monstrous shrieks were heard)...
 * Scootaloo:... What was that?
 * Gem-Eye: I don't know, but it obviously doesn't sound friendly.
 * Filly #2: (Worried, she muffles)
 * CMC: What?
 * Filly #2: (Muffles)
 * Gem-Eye: Aye-aye-aye, kid, don't waste your breath.
 * Filly #2: (Groans and takes off her snorkel, gurgling) IT'S THE SHRIEK OF A QALUPALIK!!!!
 * CMC:... What? (The shrieks got louder as seapony-like black-maned, blobfish-like and pupilless monster-eyed creatures were seen)
 * Gem-Eye: Qalupaliks? Ugh, those things give me the creeps.
 * Scootaloo: The heckapus is a Qalupalik?!
 * Gem-Eye: "Obviously the abominable equine-eqsed horrorshows behind us!"
 * Scootaloo: I mean what do they do?!
 * Gem-Eye: Ask any smarties in your life, because there's no time! COME ON!! (The CMCs helped the students swim faster to avoid the Qalupaliks as they were cornered in every turn as some of the kids were struggling to breath as one of the Qalupaliks took Pipsqueak and tore off his snorkel as he started drowning)
 * Applebloom: PIP!!!
 * Stunty: (He crushed the Qalupalik with rocks and gave Pipsqueak his snorkel)
 * Gem-Eye: Next time you won't be so lucky. These beasts will do anything to devour children that wander off.
 * Applebloom: Well they ain't getting us! (She slaps a Qalupalik with her seapony tail)
 * Stunty: (Swims in an unnoticed spot, and takes off his snorkel, gurgling) HELP, I'M DROWNING!!!! PLEASE SAVE ME BEFORE THE QALUPASOMETHINGS FINISH IT!!! (The Qalupaliks attacked him)
 * Sweetie Belle: STUNTY, I THINK YOU'RE TAKING DAREDEVILING WAY TOO SERIOUSLY!!!!
 * Stunty: (He manages to swim out of the way of the Qalupaliks that hit the wall, trapping them all underneath rocks, as Stunty finally tugged in air deprivation and got his snorkel back on)
 * Scootaloo:... Stunty, you really need to be careful. (He suddenly gains his cutie mark, which is a hoop of fire with a heart in it, as he gurgles in joy)
 * Gem-Eye: Well, I'll be dipped.
 * Applebloom:...... Well I guess that's another victory for the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I guess?
 * ???: GODDAMMIT, GEM-EYE!!! (More fire crabs came in) There you are! We thought you got lost. The Cathedral Caves are closed down because some Qalupaliks managed to get here from Bushwoolia. Those beasts are not good for kids to be around, and-... (Sees the fillies)... Who the hell are these?
 * Gem-Eye: Easy, sir! They're just some cute fillies that helped me find my way back.
 * Applebloom: Hey, sir.
 * Fire Crab: Call me General Diamondback.
 * Gem-Eye: Kids, be weary on my boss. He didn't get his position as general for nothing.
 * Scootaloo: Well he can't actually burn us underwater.
 * Fire Crab #2: We DO have other weapons, you know.
 * Diamondback: Well you kids were lucky enough to survive down here. Not many kids have that kind of luck around Qalupaliks. Everycreature just shrugs them off as a manipulative scare story, WHEN THIS LAND IS A STORY!!! I swear, the only reason these creepers are alive is because kids these days are so stupid. No offense.
 * Applebloom: Some taken.
 * Diamondback:... So, what are you fillies even doing down here, anyway?
 * Gem-Eye: They were just spelunking in the nearby geode caverns until Reaper Bats got them lost.
 * Fire Crab #3: OHHHHHH, you're the Cutie Mark Campers, aren't you? Maud told us about you when she was looking at the Geode Caverns.
 * Fire Crab #4: Maud really knows how to navigate and map the underground. These Cathedral Caves were once a church for Sea Changelings.
 * Sweetie Belle: The Sea Changelings? Like, the ones from Eqlauntica?
 * Fire Crab #1: Well, yes, there's some in Equantican territory, but they do own their own terratory. The Sea Verity got along with the Sea and Merponies better then their cousins on land thanks to a more stable rulership then the Land Changelings. As your likely to guess, they're kinda like Land Changelings, but more akin to crustaceans than bugs. Can't fly, but they CAN shapeshift-
 * Diamondback: SOLDIERS! Just do your jobs, and quarantine and/or deport the Qalupaliks.
 * Fire Crab #1: Yes sir! (The Qalupaliks shrieked until the Fire Crabs pinched their mouths comically)
 * Gem-Eye: So anyway, since they can't go back the way they came, we're... Hoping to bring them to Maud's cave so we can bring them back to the surface.
 * Diamondback: I see. Then allow me to escort them.
 * Gem-Eye: Then take me with them. They could use a proper goodbye for helping me and me helping them.
 * Diamondback: Very well. Come with me. (They followed him)
 * Applebloom: (They surfaced) Well, we did it.
 * Scootaloo: We are awesome.
 * Gem-Eye: Thanks, girls.
 * Scootaloo: No, thank you. (The other fillies surfaced)
 * Gem-Eye: I've convinced General Diamondback to have me watch over you guys in case this craziness happens again.
 * Rumble: Smart move. I can't take being lost underground with all that pestilence under there. I thought I was going to get crazy with the low oxygen down there, never mind being underwater.
 * Filly #5: Be happy we survived.
 * Applebloom: Well we kinda always do. That's what our camp's all about. Doing even the most dangerous things to help ponies with their cutie marks.
 * Gem-Eye: Brave young souls.... Well, I should head back on home.... What are you kids going to do until Maud gets here?
 * Scootaloo: We're kids. We can make the best out of any situation. (The kids began playing in the water) See? (One filly swims gracefully and ends up falling in love with another that has difficulty and she ends up earning her cutie mark, three bubbles with hearts in them)... And yet another victory for us. It's like we can give them their cutie marks without even trying.
 * Gem-Eye:... If you say so. See you again soon. Bye. (He crawls away)
 * Applebloom: Well this was a good mission to wait for the evaluation to end. And we got two cutie mark marks. (The three high-hoofed until hoof steps were heard) Here she comes.
 * (???): ENOUGH!!! MUDBRIAR, YOUR TIME WITH THAT ROCKTOLOGIST HAS MADE YOU SOFT!!!
 * (Mudbriar): I'm sorry, Uncle O'Hardknocks, I can't live this kind of lie. Love is not the right position of lying.
 * Stunty: Doooooes, anypony feel like we should-
 * Applebloom: HIDE! (The three dunked the fillies underwater while they watch O'Hardknocks and Mudbriar's conversation)
 * O'Hardknocks: Well she's going to be here soon, and we can't afford anymore distractions. We need to talk about your relationship with her and how it's affecting our plan.
 * Sweetie Belle: Plan? (The other two shushed her as the other kids had puffed cheeks trying to breath through their snorkels quietly, Stunty not doing it at all as Rumble bubble sighs)
 * Mubrair: "Look, Uncle, tecnecally, I know you asked me to only be with Maud Pie as a means to get closer to the school because she happens to be a sister of one of the teachers, but, funny thing, when I was expecting her to be as random and spastic as Pinkie is, she turned out to be, her own pony, albeit because of an extremely rare mental disability that somehow prevents emotion. She turned out to be the only pony that understands what it's like to be an impromptu outcast for being overtly intellectual in an emotion driven society. I end up showing genuine feelings that, technically, I inadvertently undermined your plans to ask questions about that Friendship School so you would have the basis of making a pony-only friendship school to basicly jumpstart an attempt to make the old E.E.A. look good again."
 * O'Hardknock: "..... UGH! That is why I view you as "That Weird Nefpew"! BECAUSE YOU'RE WEIRD?! I, I HAVE NO UTTER UNDERSTANDING OF YOU?! I asked you to dig up infomation I can use, secrets of that school I can use for my own university, maybe even dig up some scandelious revelivent infomation that can ruin the school, EVEN SO MUCH AS TWILIGHT BEING LEWD?! ANYTHING?! But you ended up being IN LOVED WITH A HERMIT ROCKTOLIGIST?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SPY ON HER IDIOT PINK SISTER, DAMN IT?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, Pinkie isn't one of inferior intelligence, as her hyper-activity simply makes her fail to pay attention 50% of the time-"
 * O'Hardknocks: "SPARE ME THAT STUPID TECNECALITY?! IF IT LOOKS LIKE AN IDIOT, ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT, AND SOUNDS LIKE AN IDIOT, IT'S AN IDIOT?! WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CAPITALISED ON BEING CLOSE TO A RELITIVE OF A TEACHER OF THE FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL?!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... Well.... If I'm being honest.... It's not that speical."
 * O'Hardknocks: "...... WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT THAT SPECIAL?! IT'S A SCHOOL, THAT TEACHES, FRIENDSHIP?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Well, one, the name alone sounds like it was meant to be from a younger children's show programme. Two, well, ponies already understand that it's meant to bring Equestria togather with other lands. 3rd, quite simply, Maud maintained my interests better than the school did. And 4th, tecnecally, you failed to consider that I lived a bachuler life prior to meeting Maud."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... I, did not, painstackingly took time out of my shedgule, making her idiot former classmates tell me infomation of where Maud was going for you to meet her there by that gem tree, JUST SO YOU CAN GET A GIRLFRIEND?! IT WAS SO I CAN MAKE A BETTER FREINDSHIP SCHOOL TO PUT SPARKLE'S OUT OF BUSINESS, YOU BLITTERING BOOB?!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... Boobs can't bliter. And the more prefered uncrude term is breast, of which-"
 * O'Hardknocks: "WILL YOU STOP TAKING WHAT PEOPLE SAY LITERALLY, YOU STICK LOVING SLOB?! YOU, ARE GOING TO TAKE ME TO THAT TOUR, AND YOUR GOING TO HELP ME, SECURE THE INFOMATION THAT I WANT, TO FINALLY MAKE MY OWN SCHOOL, OR SO HELP ME, (Takes Twiggy away from Mudbrair), I'M BREAKING YOUR STUPID TWIG?!" (The fillies gasped)
 * Mudbrair: "(Some panic) I, would kindly like to ask to not hurt Twiggy! He's basicly my security mechinisum like how Blouder is to Maud."
 * O'Hardknocks: "THEN ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... If by that, you mean if I'm willing to start doing what you want of me and focus primarly on the Friendship School, then tecnecally, yes, but, only if you agree to not hurt Twiggy."
 * O'Hardknocks: "AW COME ON, YOU'RE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THE STUPID STICK HAS NO FEELINGS?!"
 * Mudbrair: "True, but, remember what mother told you about what happened to Rosco when my bullies..... Used him to break a piñata..... Rosco broke in the process. I became sensitive to Stick abuse ever since."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... Ugh. You really are the weird nefpew. But, I'm glad to FINALLY inspire obedience in you, you worthless slouth! Here's your stupid stick back. (Tosses Twiggy back at him as Mudbrair nerviously catches).... Now, when we get to the School, remember what we agreed...."
 * Mudbrair: "Ask a lot of Questions about the School?"
 * O'Hardknocks: That's my nephew.
 * Mudbriar: But, what if they get suspicious? Asking specific questions will bring that.
 * O'Hardknocks: Just figure it out. There has to be SOMECREATURE that knows much about the school. Try asking University's grand nephew Cozy. Everycreature there finds something, off, about her. Even one of the Lougers seems rather paranoid of that lowly brat. (Sweetie Belle growled like a little dog as Scootaloo and Applebloom kept her quiet).
 * Mudbriar: It should be no problem, then.
 * O'Hardknocks: (Hearing Maud come in)... Good. Don't disappoint me. (Maud came with the ice cream)
 * Maud: The ice cream shop owner has a unique magic spell to keep the ice cream frozen for a long time even around summer. What did I miss?
 * Mudbriar:... Just, managed to cool him slightly down. The ice cream should finish the job.
 * Applebloom: (As they enjoyed their ice cream, the fillies got worried)... I don't think we can get back to the surface through here now.
 * Scootaloo: Yeah. If we ask her, this might get to Mudbriar and they'll suspect we heard that conversation! Oh, Gods, their relationship is screwed!!
 * Sweetie Belle: Then... How are we going to get to the surface?... (All the fillies looked at one specific unicorn filly)
 * Filly #6: Hmm?
 * Applebloom: Prism Horn, of course! Prism, you need to teleport. I know you've been working on it.
 * Prism: Mmmmmmmm... (Muffles in disagreement)
 * Applebloom: Just try. You're the most magical of us. I know you can do it.
 * Prism: Mmm... (Bubbles escape her nose)...
 * Scootaloo: Prism, we can't go with Maud now. We've got to warn somecreature.
 * Sweetie Belle: But... We may want to do it in a place less... (They saw all the reflective gems in the area)... Likely to give us away.
 * ???: That can be arranged. (Topaz and Ruby came in)
 * Duke Topaz: "We kinda overheard what O'Hardknocks wants, albeit, unintentionally because, well, this cavern isn't exactly, private. We'd warn Maud ourselves, but...."
 * Squire Ruby: "One, that would risk their relationship. Two.... That O'Hardknocks guy scares us. (Quietly) He might step on us."
 * Duke Topaz: "We, also figured that he looked concerning when he did nothing but complain about this paradise of a cavern.... Well, him being used to live in buildings aside."
 * Squire Ruby: "We know a lot of less reflective places.... Though, alot of them mostly only fit us. But we know five less flashy places big enough for ponies to enter. You already came from entry number 5."
 * Duke Topaz: "So, there's only 4 entires since you likely don't want to deal with those pesty Reaper Bats again. Entry 1 is the shortist, but filled with Stilag-Mites and Spid-Lactites, basicly, giant mites and spiders with stalactites and stalagmites formations on their backs, like a hermit crab, among the identical mimic Stalag Crabs. Entry 2 is the second shortist, but, not very, clean, just so any germa-phobes or cleaniness obcessers are aware. Entry 3 is average-lentgh, but it's infested with Cementapedes. The 4th is the longest entry, and only has an overly friendly subterrian sea creature that lives in an underground water resrevoir."
 * Pipsqueak: Mmmm-hmmm!!!
 * Sweetie Belle:... I think Pip's trying to say that we'll take our chances with four.
 * Squire Ruby: "No duh."
 * Duke Topaz: "Be warned that Stanly is, VERY desperate for compainionship ever since his girlfriend Jasminia left him when it wasn't working out."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Is it REALLY that bad?"
 * Squire Ruby: "..... He cries himself to sleep every night, and sometimes, they get loud enough to almost risk cave-ins."
 * Sweetie Belle: "But, he's friendly, right?"
 * Duke Topaz: "Well, yes, but, remember that he's also lonely. He, may make leaving, difficult."
 * Rumble: "Well I'm sure he wouldn't be so bad."
 * Squire Ruby: "Well, that depends..... Any of you familier with the 2008 reoot of the violent Video Game Turok?"
 * Scootaloo: "Icky told me about that once."
 * Squire Ruby: "Well, Stanly basicly looks like the Sea Monster Boss from that game, but, not as hyper-monsterised, with fins on the side of his face, abit of a tenticle beard, and wears a Tri-Horn Bunyip Plushy around his neck, and braces."
 * Sweetie: "... And he is friendly, right?"
 * Pearl: "(Shows up) OH FOR F***'S SAKE'S KID, YES, STANLY ISN'T EVEN A THREAT TO A PET SEA-KITTEN HE KEEPS?!"
 * Ruby/Topaz: "SHUSH?! (Quietly) Pearl! Exnay on the elling-say!... And the anguage-lay!"
 * Applebloom: Ugh, do I even need to be introduced? We don't want to get in trouble for teaching our campers bad language. Not since we helped that lost dragonling Agate find a home nearby our camp and got the kids grounded for the language she used.
 * Pearl: Well, dragons are nothing but trouble anyway.
 * Sweetie Belle: Our sister's friend has a dragon assistant who RECENTLY got his wings, AND dragons have been showing up more since before and after the School of Friendship opened. You're lucky we don't tell her you said that.
 * Pearl: WE'RE STUCK IN THE BODIES OF A PEST THAT DRAGONS EAT!!!
 * Sweetie Belle: And whose fault was that? Griffins have recently gained a controversial reputation, and I'm not surprised why.
 * Pearl: WHY YOU LITTLE- (Their arguing was heard from the surface)
 * Maud: Ugh! Pearl and her family are at it again. Just ignore it and it will go away.
 * Topaz: SHUT UP!!!!!... Pearl, your yelling is going to get us in trouble. Let's just get these kids to Stanly's.
 * Pearl: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH, FINE!! Why are you ALWAYS, SO, SASSY?!? (They swam off)
 * Sea Changeling: (He was seen to be different from the ones in Equantica and more akin to the pure Changelings, being like a shrimp-seapony-Changeling, as the fillies and Jewelfish approached him) (Andy Richter voice) Oh, I'm SOOOOOOOO bored! (Sees the group).... Finally, social interactivity!
 * Prism: Hmm?
 * Topaz: Oh, Hypogean, I forgot about him. This is the guardian of Stanly's Cave, Shrimp Toast.... (The fillies couldn't help but burst in bubbly laughter, bubbles gushing from their mouths)
 * Shrimp Toast: YOU, HUSH UP!!!! The sea monster needs his beauty sleep!! Espeically after the big baby stopped crying about Jasmina!
 * Sweetie Belle: Uh, aren't you yelling?
 * Shrimp Toast: He's a heavy sleeper, but NOT deaf! He's used to me, but HE RESPONDS QUICKLY TO NEW FOLKS?! That guy, is SO desperate for anyone other then that Catfish he keeps!
 * Scootaloo: (Scoffs as the suffocating fillies put their snorkels back on) Sorry, but I'm with them. Shrimp Toast? My Celestia, that's hilarious!!
 * Shrimp Toast: Hey, ya lucky I grown numb to people mocking a name that I WASN'T IN THE POSITION TO CHOOSE FOR MYSELF?!
 * Applebloom: "Okay okay, ya don't need to be angry at us fer it! We're only kids!"
 * Pearl: Yeah, forgot to tell you that Shrimp Toast is very abrasive and sensitive to noise aside from his own, even to kids. Not sorry.
 * Topaz: What Pearl is TRYING to say is that he was lost from his family and recently adopted by us. He's got serious loner issues. He is in charge of keeping Stanly from waking up. Again, Stanly has a tendingy to do rotine cries that can, risk cave-ins, because Stanly is in DESPERATE need of companionship. Like he said, he's a heavy sleeper, but he's not deaf.
 * Shrimp Toast: So what do you sea cucumbers want?
 * Scootaloo: "Well, let's just saw we inadvertingly discovered an evil plot from the Uncle of Maud's Boyfriend trying to get him to uncover the School's Secrets so he can make his own. And we needed to be able to get back out to warn everyone without having to go back the original way."
 * Shrimp Toast: "So, basicly, typical land pony shenanigans? Now, as much as I would LOVE to be the clished stubbern guard that wants something weirdly spefific in return, this is actselly the first time I actselly got to interact with anyone besides Stanly, so F*** TROPES! Just follow me, and don't touch anything! Stanly's very over-persnickety about any of his stuff out of place! Also, mind that catfish Sea Kitten of his, Saliva. She's a good sea kitten, but she's frisky as all hell. She'll play with ya like her toys and the sea yarn."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well that isn't so bad."
 * Shrimp Toast: "She meows very loudly when she plays, which will wake Stanly up to cuddle with her, and then when he sees you bunch, you'll be made to play housemates with that miserable yuts for the rest of your lives! I mean, guy's friendly, but DAMN is he miserably lonely! I'm telling ya, the sooner he either gets himself togather or Jasmina comes back to him!"
 * Scootaloo: "..... Wow. That guy, has issues."
 * Duke Topaz: "Yes, we know, we spent alot of years living next to his cave in these caverns."
 * Shrimp Toast: "Oh, and another thing... Be espeically sure to not touch his collection of fake treasure chests that shoot bubbles..... He, REALLY likes bubbles."
 * Sweetie Belle: "So, he's emotionally distressed..... But has the easily entertained compasity, of a goldfish?"
 * Shrimp Toast: "I know, weird, right? But seriously, those things are motion and touch-activated. If even so much as a hair touches them, they activate and shoot bubbles, and that'll get his attention, and wam bam slam, your stuck playing boardgames and watching Sea Pony Soap Operas for beyond your childhood!"
 * Scootaloo: "How exactly is that bad?"
 * Shrimp Toast: "Well ya said your trying to stop a conspiracy, right? Ya waste time with Stanly, the doughebag behind it's gonna win hands down, capishe?"
 * Scootaloo:... Alright. So... Where do we go for Prism to cast the teleportation spell?
 * Shrimp Toast: TELEPORTATION SPELL?! Uh, kids, this is certainly not the place for that. Saliva will be attracted to any light, and a flash is not a pretty thing to occur here.
 * Scootaloo: NOW you tell us.
 * Shrimp Toast: Well you should've specified your method. You can't flash anywhere here. You may be gone, but Stanly AND Saliva will smother me again! Do you have ANY, IDEA, HOW HORRIFYING THAT IS?! He made me watch emotionally destructive movies. He just drains his loneliness with personal entertainment. Seeing what that guy goes through, you'll NEVER, EVER, stop crying. I never stop crying for a single day after being stuck with him.
 * Sweetie Belle: And yet you're his guardian.
 * Shrimp Toast: But here's the thing... He can't know that. If he does, he'll keep me with him forever. I am NOT, going to that nightmare again!!!! (A Large figure's eyes appeared behind him as the Kids and Topaz, Ruby and Pearl get concerned), I'm sorry to say, you guys will have to sit this one out- (Saliva the giant literal catfish reveiled herself and appeared behind him)...... Saliva's right behind me, isn't she? (Saliva meows extremely loud and brings in Stanly, exactly as he was discripe.)
 * Stanly: WHAT IS IT, SALIVA?! What is it gir- (Sees the group that quickly donned nervious smiles)...... YAAAY, NEW FRIENDS!!!!
 * Shrimp Toast: F******!!!!!
 * Pearl: "Well, that barely lasted longer then 30 seconds."
 * Stanly: And they're ponies! YOUNG PONIES! D'AAAAAWWWWWW!! YOU LOOK SO CUTE WITH THOSE SNORKELS. Ugh, although, it must be a pain to not be able to talk with those things. Here, let me try something. (Claps Tenticles and gives them merpony forms) Tadah!
 * Pipsqueak: I, I CAN BREATH!!!
 * Rumble: I can talk again!!!
 * Prism: And I won't sound like I'm talking into a fan. Thanks.
 * Shrimp Toast: DON'T, THANK HIM!!!!
 * Stanly: Jasmina taught me magic! She taught me you ponies make wonderful friends!! You all have come to the right place for friends!
 * Shrimp Toast: Oh, Hypogean's holy fertilizer, not the f*****g song again!!!
 * Shrimp Toast: ENOUGH WITH THAT F*****G SONG, IT'S BEEN DRILLED INTO MY HEAD!!!
 * Stanly: Anything you wa- Oh, oh, right.... Also..... Mister, please mind your language! There are kids present.
 * Rumble: "Though, I'm curious though. You said Jasmina taught you magic. How, wasn't she a giant subterian sea-monster too?"
 * Stanly: "(Sighs).... That actselly could've made my problems so much easier if that was the case."
 * Shrimp Toast: "(Angerly and quietly) PLEASE DON'T ASK HIM?!"
 * Applebloom: "Then who is she really?"
 * Shrimp Toast: "MMMMMMM!? (Starts banging his head repeatingly into wall!)"
 * Stanly: "Oh, thanks for asking actselly, she was beautiful. (Swam to an underwater cavernious fireplace that only produced bubbles and grabbed a pictire frame)..... She was as beautiful as she was kind. (Gives the Crusaders a picture of a Seapony with an Anglerfish Antenna and a long fin of an angelfish).... She was all about caring for those she felt needed it the most. She would care for even the most spiteful of people. Alchourse, she wouldn't let them know it, cause, they would often take advantage of it, so, she takes the form of the most unassuming of creatures so they would never think twice."
 * Sweetie Belle: ".... Is, that why she left you?"
 * Stanly: "(Sighs)..... That's, only half the story..... She wanted to go join a relief group to help some creatures of a far-off ocean that were victimised by some mad man from some scary clan obcessed with storms."
 * Applebloom: "(Quietly) The Storm Clan."
 * Stanly: "I tried to tell her against it, but.... She wanted to follow her heart. She promised that she would never be too far away from me no matter what..... I.... (Sniffles).... I never knew what happened to her.... I.... I'm not, (Sobs), I'm not sure if I even wanted to know!"
 * Sweetie Belle swam up to comfert the crying Stanly.
 * Sweetie Belle: "(Patting him in the back) It's okay, Stanly. She went to a relief group. That means, it's an aftermath of what his madman had done."
 * Stanly: "It doesn't, (Wimper), It doesn't make me less worried. I mean, I had heard that the Mad Man is not being taken seriously anymore and that ocean has greatly recovered, but.... She never came back..... Either she gotten too caught up with helping people under cover as someone, or.... Or...... (Cries out loud which shakes the cave), I REALLY HOPE IT'S THE FIRST THIIIIIIIIIIIIG?! (SOBS UNCONTROLABLELY)!?"
 * The Cave looks about to cave-in as in the surface, it's translating into a near earthquake!
 * Shrimp Toast: "THAT WAS WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT HERE?!"
 * Applebloom: "No kidding! Stanly's cries are large and powerful enough to effect the surface?! How's that so?!"
 * Smart Camper: "It'hh could be because Stanly lives under a fault'hhh line. An area at risk'hhh of a earthquake."
 * Scootaloo: "Then we need him to calm the fffffffffffffreck down before he ends up breaking Equestria, and ponyville most of all, into too seperate continents!"
 * Shrimp Toast: "Okay, the best way to calm him down is to get his mind off of Jasmina! That may mean.... (Groans)..... WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIM?!"
 * Applebloom: "Well if it's the best way to calm him down, why are you so upset about it?"
 * Shrimp Toast: "Ohhhh, trust me.... You'll understand soon enough, kid! He likes to start off the day by having a kelp, seaweed and alge pizza! And yes, the guy's a vegatarian. Big whoop."
 * Rumble: "No prob! (To Stanly) HEY, BIG GUY?! (Stanly looks at him sadly)...... Want some Sea Pizza? It might help take your mine off about your girl."
 * Stanly: "(Sniffles) Sure. It always does. After that, do you wanna play some Battleclouds and watch Aqua Mi Amora Fish?"
 * Shrimp Toast groans in agony!
 * Applebloom: "Well, if it'll help claim ya down, then yes."
 * Stanly: "Awww, thanks guys. Maybe you can talk about why your here while we're at it."
 * Applebloom: Well we CAN start off by saying that the Madman your girlfriend went after is dead.
 * Stanly: "REALLY?! THE TYPHOON KING'S GONE?!"
 * Applebloom: "..... Ohhhhh.... Sorry, I thought you meant the Storm King and how he attacked the Hippogriffs."
 * Stanly: ".... Awwww. People always make that mistake because the Storm King was abit more maintream to the land! Besides, remember that said that he was a madman that attacked THE OCEAN, I never said anything about Hippogriffs! The Typhoon King went after the sea abit more while most other clan members did the land abit more- Wait! You said the Storm King is gone, there by meaning why Typhoonie is not taken seriously anymore?"
 * Applebloom: "Well, pretty much. Sorry I got the two confused, we don't exactly know life beyond Equestria that well yet, so-"
 * Stanly: SO THAT MEANS THAT WITH THE STORM CLAN HEAD HUNCHO GONE, THE STORM CLAN WILL LOSE THEIR CONFIDENCE, WHICH MEANS LANDS AND OCEANS WILL RECOVER, WHICH MEANS JASMINA WILL.... YES!!!! YESYESYESYESYEEES!!!! (He shakes the ground in his excitement)
 * Applebloom: OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN STOP NOW!!! In fact, when we're done here, we can drop by Seaquestria and ask about Jasmina. Well that is, based on what you said, that if she's even IN Seasquestria, but Novo might know what she's up to now a days.
 * Stanly: You... (Sobbing) You'd do that for me?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, Shrimp Toast here says spending time with you is saddening. We wouldn't want you to live here all alone with a giant catfish forever.
 * Shrimp Toast: "AW GREAT KING SETA DAMN IT, DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM THAT MUCH?! NOW HE'S GONNA-"
 * Stanly: AWWWWW, C'MERE!!! (Hugs everyone as they were cartoonishly strangled)
 * Shrimp Toast: "(Gags), Do this, pretty much!"
 * Duke Topaz: "(Strained) Probuly should've mentioned that Stanly's quite the hugger!"
 * Scootaloo: "(Strained) WELL IT'S COMMEN KNOWLEDGE NOW?!"
 * Prism: THANK THE GODS YOU GAVE US THESE MERPONY FORMS, OR WE WOULD'VE BEEN DROWNING BY NOW!!! AHHK!!
 * Stanly: So... (Magically conjures up pizza) Who wants pizza? (The fillies cheered)
 * Shrimp Toast: Ugh! You kids do know you don't have time to waste.
 * Applebloom: I'm sure we have time.
 * In Maud's Cavern Paradise, the three were seen covered in Ice Cream thanks to Stanly's outbursts......
 * Maud: "..... Sorry. That was Stanly. A giant subterriain tenticled fish-eel creature with emotional problems ever since his girlfriend left. His cries causes small earthquakes, which is risky because he lives under a faultline....."
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally..... That wasn't a good thing to inform him off."
 * O'Hardknocks: "...... You mean, you lived next, TO ANOTHER SUBTERRIAN MONSTER?!"
 * Maud: "Don't worry. Stanly's friendly and well meaning. Just emotionally distressed."
 * O'Hardknocks: "AN EMOTIONALLY DISTRESSED MONSTER IS STILL A RISK TO EQUESTRIA?! WHEN I GET BACK TO CANTERLOT, I WILL INFORM CELESTIA OF THIS AND ASK HER TO SEND SOME FORMER AGENTS OF THAT NOT THAT SECRET MONSTER CATCHER GROUP TO CAPTURE THIS "STANLY"!"
 * Maud: ".... Keep in mind that his home's underwater. And he's capable of magic. They would sooner end up playing board games and watching Seapony Soap Operas then get anything done."
 * O'Hardknocks: "...... HOW IS EQUESTRIA NOT ALREADY SPLITED IN HALF BY THIS THING?!"
 * Maud: "You can thank Shrimp Toast for that. He pretty much makes sure Stanly's kept calm."
 * O'Hardknocks: "WELL HE DID A POOR JOB THIS TIME AROUND?!"
 * Maud: "... I didn't say he's perfect, but he's good at what he does."
 * Mudbrair: "And tecnecally, Stanly did stopped at all. So, he does have his effectiveness."
 * O'Hardknocks: "...... Can I just be taken somewhere to GET ALL THIS CLEANED OFF?!"
 * Nurse Care Giver lookes on forlornedly at the cavern, before taken back to reality!
 * Nurse Care Giver: "D'oh! Oh, uh, I did see a NICE spa here!"
 * O'Hardknocks: "Good! Now take me to that Spa!"
 * Maud: "..... Only if you promise to calm down for abit."
 * O'Hardknocks: "CALM DOWN?! HOW CAN I CALM DOWN KNOWING THAT EQUESTRIA'S AT RISK BECAUSE OF SOME HORMOANIAL IMBALENCED SUBTERAINIAN HORROR IS PRONE TO THROW CRYING FITS THAT CAN DESTROY EQUESTRIA EVEN IF IT WAS NEVER HIS INTENT?! HE'S BASICLY LIKE DEVOURUS?! AN UNINTENTIONAL DESTROYER OF EQUESTRIA WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
 * Mudbrair: "Don't worry Uncle, Shrimp Toast is very good at what he does, he'll keep Stanly calm as he always does. Let's worry about that Spa more, okay?"
 * O'Hardknocks: "Ugh. Fine! BUT, I want to go to the Friendship School DIRECTLY afterwords!"
 * The Trio went on as Nurse Care Giver gave one more forlorned look...
 * Nurse Care Giver: "(Quietly Sad) Sorry Stanly. (Her Uniform reveils a hidden magical sea shell.) O'Hardknocks is at a state where he really needs me. But I haven't forgotten you in the slightist.... Just hope you know that. (She leaves in catching up with the trio, as some Jewelfish over heard that)....."
 * Jewelfish 1: "..... Ya don't think.....?"
 * Jewelfish 2: "That nurse pony acted very weirdly..... And did you notice that weird looking shell she kept in her uniform?"
 * Jewelfish 3: No. Why?
 * Jewelfish 2: Well, admitingly, I don't have the exact answers, but, it just gives this weird sensantion like that's impourent. I just get this strange feeling that... She may not be a pony, but, well, either a seapony, a merpony, or any kind of aquatic equine.
 * Jewelfish 1:... Now that you mention it, she looks...... Familiar.
 * Jewelfish 3: Should we tell the Duke about this?
 * Jewelfish 2: I suppose so. Espeically if this could be impourent. Let's go. (They skitter into holes).
 * The Group were seen watching one of Stanly's Soap Operas.
 * Scootaloo: "Wow. These are sopa operas all right."
 * Applebloom: "I bet Trixie would go CRAZY for these kind of shows."
 * Sweetie Belle: "(While petting Saliva) Who's to say she doesn't already know about it since she's into these things?"
 * Rumble: "Wouldn't hurt to ask."
 * Pipsqueak: "I wish I could follow a plot, but, they keep speaking in that weird alien languise...."
 * Rumble: ".... That's Donkey Speak, genius, or as the Lougers call it, "Spanich"."
 * Stanly: "Oh, don't worry, I came to learn most of that languise just from watching this.... And reading a Donkey Speak Dictionary."
 * Rumble: "And how are you able to read it under water without the words being washed awa-"
 * Everyone else: "Magic."
 * Rumble: ".... Alchourse."
 * ???: Duke Topaz! (The three Jewelfish arrived from holes)
 * Topaz: Oh, hey guys!
 * Scootaloo: Friends of yours?
 * Topaz: Yeah. These are my royal servants Gemmy, Lattice, and Squire Ruby's brother Reuben.
 * Pearl: And they're real kissasses.
 * Smart Pony: What's a 'kissass'?
 * Squire Ruby:... May I?
 * Topaz: Yes. (Ruby slaps Pearl) Pearl, language!
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, even somepony as smart as M-Theory doesn't need to hear that. Shame on you. But seriously, that's just a profane term for someone that'll do anything for a reward in an extremely unnecessary manner.
 * Smart Filly (M-Theory): So, it means to act submissively or obsequiously in order to gain favor? Or, sycophant? Bootlicker? Toady?
 * Pearl: NEEERD!!! (Ruby slaps her again)
 * Scootaloo: Yes. No need to be a dictionary, M.
 * Lattice: Anyway, sir, we were watching Maud and the others.
 * Topaz: And?
 * Lattice: Well, I kinda saw that nurse pony with them... Familiar.
 * Applebloom: You mean that nurse with O'Hardknocks? What about her?
 * Gemmy: He seems to think she's not a pony because of a shell he might've seen. Not sure if you knew anything about it, but-
 * Stanly: "SHELL?! Did, did it looked like it had a strange glow to it?"
 * Gemmy: "Errr, well, again, it was kinda at a far distence, so, it was hard to saw since she likely had the thing hidden in her uniform."
 * Stanly: "...... Jasmina, might be here?...... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Shrimp Toast: "AW CRAP, HE'S GONNA HAVE AN EXCITMENT FIT?!"
 * Applebloom: WAIT!!! We need to be sure if it IS her. Does Jasmina have a blue coat, blue eyes, and ridiculously long yellowish hair?
 * Shrimp Toast: Look at the picture he gave you, genius!!
 * Applebloom: (She looks at the picture of Jasmina and compares her looks to Care Giver visually)... Sweet Apples of Eden... I think it IS her.
 * Shrimp Toast: (Stanly gets super excited) DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!! It could just be a coincidence.
 * Scootaloo: Well we should DEFINITELY get moving. We need to get this information we learned to the surface. Prism? You ready to teleport?
 * Prism: Well... See, I couldn't tell you much when you first asked. See, I HAVE teleported myself 2 days ago. I can teleport. But... I haven't learned how to teleport more than one pony. I have to teleport all of you.
 * Stanly: Teleport? Uh, I can do that, you know.
 * Sweetie Belle: You could, but we like to give the kids a chance. Helping fillies find their cutie marks is what we do best.
 * Shrimp Toast: Wow, you're just going to waste time getting an inexperienced filly to do a teleportation spell instead of having an exspearienced magical tenticaled subterrianian sea serpent do it?
 * Scootaloo: Dude, how about you spend a day running our camp, THEN you'll understand.
 * Sweetie Belle: Let's please let Prism try. It's CMC courtesy.
 * Shrimp Toast: "Ugh, fine. But we better not let this turn into a horror show insodent."
 * Stanly: "Actselly, I think it's for the best we let them go without us. Ponies might get freaked out if we came alot."
 * Scootaloo: "Well, given you basicly resemble a boss monster from a 2008 reboot of a violent dino hunter game, I don't see why not."
 * Shrimp Toast: ".... Wow, you thought about that practicly for once."
 * Stanly: "Well, I'm speaking from personal exspearience. There's, a reason why I don't leave the cave that often."
 * Shrimp Toast: No sea cucumbers! Alright, kid, go nuts.
 * Prism:.... Okay, here we go.... (Takes deep breath and starts concentrating her magic)
 * Pipsqueak: YOU CAN DO IT, PRISM!!!
 * Shrimp Toast: If you turn this into a Care Bears thing, I swear to Hypogean!
 * Pipsqueak: How do you even know what that is?
 * Shrimp Toast: Who DOESN'T know about those overtly caring bears?
 * Prism: I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE HERE!!!! (Continues concentrating her magic)
 * Rumble: "(Quietly) You got this, Pris."
 * Prism: (She concentrates and imagines the location in her and then the radius of her surroundings, and successfully teleports the students back to the camp)
 * Shrimp Toast:... Will they still be merponies?
 * Stanly: It was only temporary. I just gave it to them so they can talk and breath safer. Looks like it's just us now.
 * Shrimp Toast: (He realized his error)...... (His girly screams are heard all over the underground in every underground creature kingdom)
 * Prism: (The fillies all teleported back to the camp)... Iiiii DID IT!!! IDIDIT, IDIDIT, IDIDIT!!!! (She gains her cutie mark, which is a magic reflecting light crystal)... (Gasps for 5 seconds) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!
 * M-Theory: Wow. Three cutie marksshh in one day. A new record.
 * Sweetie Belle: Actually, our record is 13.
 * M-Theory: SSSERIOUSSSLY?!
 * Filly #3: Wow.
 * Pipsqueak: So we're ponies again?
 * Applebloom: Guess Stanly decided that you guys needed it for the time being. Alright, girls, we gotta warn the school.
 * Stunty: We wanna help too!
 * Sweetie Belle:... Guys, you're nice, but, this isn't exactly your fight.
 * Stunty: "Awwww man, your making us stay out of it?"
 * Applebloom: Well, we don't want to get in trouble with any of y'all getting hurt. This is our fight.
 * Prism:... You're right. (The campers gasped) So bring me, Stunty, and Aquamarine.
 * Scootaloo: Huh?
 * Prism: We just got our cutie marks. We want to use what they entail for good. Aquamarine is destined for swimming, so she can help out Stanly and Jasmina. I am a high-level magic user, so I can provide more magic. And Stunty can...... Well, be Stunty.
 * Sweetie Belle:... Guys, that's courageous, but are you sure you want to do this?
 * Prism: "Girls, this guy's being the reason why we lost out on meeting new friends outside of fellow ponies. We owe it to you and those would've been friends to put that mean old fart in his place!"
 * Applebloom:... Well said, really.
 * Scootaloo: And that's good enough for us. Alright. Let's ride.
 * Scootaloo brought out her scooter with the wagon, as the Crusaders and three campers got on, with Scootaloo zooming off with them!
 * Larroty, Potamoe, and Cunion showed up from a cabin....
 * Larroty: "Hey kids, what did we missed?"
 * M-Theory: "Oh, we accshhadently uncovered a conspiracy after an exciting underground adventure and met alot of sentient creatures."
 * Potamoe: "..... And, strangely.... That's actselly kinda believeable."
 * Cunion: "Awww shucks, we always get told these things at the last possable minute. No respect, nyak nyak, no respect at all."

Chapter 3: A Plan in Motion
School of Friendship Later... Flashback. Flashback ends. Bathroom Outside School French Narrator: Meanwhile... Friendship School. Shore's Room Skyceria's room. A mauling later. Quartz' room. Later... French Narrator: Meanwhile... Maud's Cavern Paradise. Pinkie's Brain. Reality Meanwhile... Spiracle's Classroom
 * Cozy: Yes, sis, I remember the plan. We sabotage the presentation and give the friendship archives to O'Hardknocks, or to Perplexity if the old coot is ineditably stopped because, let's be honest, the School's MORE then well prepared for any outburst from his old ass!
 * ???: That's my sister.
 * Cozy: Though I must ask, what does this accomplish in your goals to outshine Princess Twilight?
 * ???: It's not entirely about that. It's also about restoring the family legacy. It was vilified by Neighsay's understandable but still grossly over-reactive nature, helped little that Neighsay once admited he once openly supported MY way of doing things and that by UNLUCKY EXTENTION, made the family look bad because of HIS OWN DUGGED CONTROVERSEAL DITCH?! Now, I'm flattered that Neighsay sympathised with my blight, BUT GOOD GRIEF, PONIES ARE SO OVER-REACTIVED TO TRIVAL AND UNRELATED THINGS?!
 * Cozy: "Sounds like your type of ponies."
 * ???: (Sarcasticly) Ha, freaking, ha. (Seriously) But seriously, the family name hasn't exactly, soically thrived since the E.E.A.'s disbansion. It needs to be restored, and it's very vital that we restore the honor that was destroyed before I make my ultimate move. I hope that one day, your secret side can be useful.
 * Cozy: Is my... Unmentionable secret... Hurting people worth all this?
 * ???: Look at it like this..... It's at least hurting the pony that usurped my rightful place. Others are.... Unavoidable collatteral damage at best. Now get moving. (Hung up)
 * Cozy: (Sighs) Why'd you of all ponies have to figure out my dark secret?
 * ???: Secret what? (Eightball came in)
 * Cozy: Uh, um, well it's a personal and private secret. You REALLY don't want to know. (Chuckles)
 * Eightball:......... Eh, point taken. Even as a spy, that seems too much. So, kiddo, how are you?
 * Cozy: "Doh, well, Sis just checked up on me again, (Quietly) Like she constintly does ever since I came here, (Openly) Nothing big. So, when is Mr. O'Hardknocks getting here?"
 * Eightball: "Well he's blowing some steam off in the Spa, so, he's not for a few extra hours. Though, why so interested?"
 * Cozy: "Oh, ya know, just wanna keep up with current events so I can be ready for it."
 * Eightball: Hah! So productive, just like your sister. I'm proud of you, cous. (Rubs her hair) I hope our family can do something great again after the mess Neighsay caused.
 * Cozy: (Sighs) Me too. (Quietly) And without this Espionage bullshit I'm doing."
 * Eightball: Good luck, then. (Teleports away)
 * Cozy:......
 * O'Hardknocks: (Takes deep breath as he arrives at the School) Alright. No more detours. It's time to get to work.
 * Mudbriar: Remember, Uncle, best behavior.
 * O'Hardknocks: No promises. PRINCESS TWILIGHT!!!
 * Twilight: (Teleports in) WHAAT?! Oh... O'Hardknocks, sir. What took you so long?
 * Maud: Trying to quell his anger and stress issues. Something you clearly have issues with.
 * Twilight: Yeheheheheah, we all have our demons. So, um, sir, how would you like to start?
 * O'Hardknocks: With ALL the interracial students. Preferably the ones called... (Care Giver gives him a note)... "Gallus, Silverstream, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder". I'll look at the other four, "Shore, Skyceria, Quartz and Gaster", and the Non-Pony Factilty there-after.
 * Twilight: Alright, good start, good start-
 * O'Hardknocks: Save the sycophantic attitude, and just show me. Nopony likes a kissass, you know.
 * Twilight: Alright. Right this way. (Smiles innocently) Just, right this way, Mr. O'Hardknocks.
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... In the meantime, I would like to ask some small questions till we get to the students. Explain to me Sparkle, what give you the idea to make a friendship school.... And it has to be OUTSIDE of because of the Cutie Mark Map and that Storm King fiasco, those reasons are clishes at this point."
 * Twilight: "You mean, a far deeper meaning? Well..... You see..... It was actselly always a childhood dream of mine to become a teacher and pass on my knowledge to the next generation. I initionally thought that once I passed all of Celestia's tests, I would be given the rights to become a teacher of my own school...... (Deadpan) Then I became a Princess and got caught up in alot of world threatening events until the Storm King came where FINALLY I got to make that dream happen after a harrowing, dangerious, and ultamately pointless quest to get to the Hippogriffs thanks to my own desperate stupidity not responding well to Novo's refuseal! (Normally) Then..... Well, I think we all know the rest."
 * O'Hardknocks: "(Bitterly) Painfully so. (Normalish) Sparkle, were you, aware, of how I was going to assend to Chancellor?"
 * Twilight: "Well, yes, University told me that you were being promoted in, an ill-fated time."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Well, you had any idea how HUMILIATING THAT WAS?! I, was choosen by th Chooser Phenox, to assend to High Chancellorism! You have any idea how much of an HONOR that was?!"
 * Twilight: ".... (Nerviously) A very great honor?"
 * O'Hardknocks: " HA?! THAT'S A BLOODLY UNDERSTATEMENT?! IT WAS AN HONOR, OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE!? BECOMING HIGH CHANCELLOR OF THE E.E.A., MAY AS WELL BE LIKE BEING CHOOSEN TO BECOME A NEW-AGE ALICORN GOD TO ME!? I, WAS GONNA HAVE, SO MANY BENEFITS AND PERKS?! CHANCELLORS ALREADY HAVE DECENT BENEFITS, BUT HIGH CHANCELLORS?! THEY HAVE IT MADE?! THEY GET TO BE INVITED TO THE HIGH UNICORN NOBLE HOUSES PARTIES, THEY CAN KEEP PRIVATE ORTHOSES, BE GIVEN PRIVATE E.E.A. OWNED MANSIONS WITH MINOTAUR SECURITY, CENTAUR CHUFFERS, AN ENTIRE HIVE OF SERVENT SPRITES, EVEN A LIFE GUARD SEA DRAGON AT AN OCEAN-SIZED SWIMMING POOL?!"
 * Starlight: "(Showing up overhearing this) Wait, the E.E.A. has Mythic Creature Servents? Then, how does Neighsay make logical sense?"
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... Did the vile, dispicable, cutiemark communisum chrono-terrorest..... JUST SPOKE TO ME?!"
 * Starlight: "...... (Deadpan) You don't think very highly of me, do you?"
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... Sparkle, please don't tell me this fanactic isn't assusiated with your school, is she?!"
 * Twilight: "..... (Nerviously) She's our, guidence counsler?"
 * O'Hardknocks: "...... YOU MADE THIS TREACHERIOUS FANACTIC, SOMEONE TO BE ENTRUSTED TO SORT OUT STUDENTS BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS?! (STRESSES OUT GREATLY TO NEAR-MELT DOWN AS CARE GIVER SHOVES ANOTHER PILL DOWN HIS THROAT, COOLING HIM DOWN)...... Sparkle, are you mad?! DIDN'T SHE ENSLAVED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE TO PRACTICE CUTIEMARK COMMUNISUM, THEN BANDED TOGATHER WITH A COLLECTION OF CRIMINALS TO COME AFTER YOU, AND MESSED WITH ONE OF STARSWIRL'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS TO COMMIT CHRONOTERRORISUM?!"
 * Twilight: "C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-calm down, Sir. Please be informed that Starlight has very well made amends for all of those things."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... Ugh, as if that choas demon being allowed to live among ponies is bad enough, now this embarrisment among ponykind is allowed to give advice to students?! This makes me want to see the interacial students even more?!"
 * Twilight: "How's about we forget about Starlight and worry more about why you though missing out on the promotion was bad for you."
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... Well as I said, I missed out on the many grand perks being a High Chancellor would've entail..... But, none of them could top what I lost most personal to me.... It was one thing to lose out on benefits, Sparkle..... It's, (Starts shedding some tears, which surprised Sparkle and Starlight, who was abit miffed about his earlier rant about her).... It's another, to lose out on finally earning the approveal of my dying mother just as Cancer was claiming her! (Twilight and Starlight gasped, while Maud made a slightly more surprised but still monotoned stare)..... As you are aware, the O'Hardknocks were about succeeding in the highest science and educational degrees."
 * (O'Hardknocks): "Our family are about being big names in science and learning..... Mother deemed my brother and sister to be the faverties, brother going on to be a highly phrased super-intendent for the educational system, and my sister a top sciencetist in the science committe! But mother, always saw me as a failure. I ended up being the generation that suffered from our family's genetic ills, migraines, cardiac arrest, heart weaknesses, risks of seizures. I was deemed unlikely to succeed. I wanted to proved them wrong! I became devote into the educational system of Equestria! By my earlist adult age, I joined the E.E.A. and started life as a Counciler. By my 30s, I succeeded Chancellorship for my upmost dedication. And, as earlier, the choosing phenox picked me to become a High Chancellor, and around the time University was on the path to retirement. I could've lead the E.E.A. on the path of greatness, I would've been able to fix the outdated Fear Wars Mindsets and ease the needless distaste for mythics to a reasonable extent, ALL THE WHILE, getting those perks! But above all else..... I was finally, gonna earn my mother's love, just as cancer was ravaging her body.... I was gonna earn, her long over due love...... BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO PROVOKE NEIGHSAY TO OVERACT TO YOUR BLASTED SCHOOL AND DEFY E.E.A. WORD OF LAW?! WHICH, INSPIRED CELESTIA'S PARENTS TO MAKE UNIVERSITY TO CAUSE THE E.E.A.'S DISBANSION?! And, because I had some assusiation with Neigh, even acted like a friend to him, I WAS DEEMED UNFIT TO BE GIVEN MY HIGH CHANCELLOR POSITION SHOULD IT EVER BE BROUGHT BACK?! And the worse of it.... Mother heard of it.... And, on her death bed, she broke my heart by saying....."
 * O'Hardknocks Mother: "...... Even in the end..... You were, a disappointment....."
 * (O'Hardknocks): "..... She died after that, her last knowledge of me, is being a FAILURE AS PREDICTED?! AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU, SPARKLE?!"
 * O'Hardknocks: "I WAS FINALLY GONNA EARN MY MOTHER'S LOVE, BUT THEN YOU, HAD TO GO, AND UNDERMINE NEIGHSAY'S ATHORITY, EVEN IF HE OVER-REACTED TO EVERYTHING?! MY CONDITION BECAME WORSE NO THANKS TO YOU, SPARKLE?! I, I.... (SCREAMS ENRAGED AS HIS MELTDOWN WAS GETTING ACTIVE AS HE TOOK A BUST OF STARSWIRL AND TOSSED IT TO THE WALL, DESTROYING IT, AND BEGAN TO DO THE SAME WITH THE OTHER BUSTS OF THE PILLERS OF EQUESTRIA) IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU?! (HE BUCKS THE WALL THAT CAUSED THE SEGREGO HEAD TO FALL DOWN AND BREAK FROM THE PLAUGE, OF WHICH O'HARDKNOCKS GRABS) IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU?! (O'HARDKNOCKS BEGAN TO HAVE A CRAZED RAMPAGE INTO THE SETS OF ARMOR AND USED THE SEGREGO HEAD TO CLATTER AND SCATTER THEM APART?!) IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT?! (HE TOSSES THE SEGREGO HEAD RIGHT INTO FLUTTERSHY'S CLASS ROOM AS IT BROKE THROUGH THE DOOR AND SCREAMS OF STUDENTS, EVEN A QUIET HINT OF FLUTTERSHY'S SCREAM, WERE HEARD?!) (Nurse Care Giver finally got ahold of him and gave him a pill and calmed him down, as he tend broke into exhausted crying) It's all, because of you....."
 * Twilight and Starlight had rediculiously dropped jaws.
 * Twilight: "..... Even though University told me his health meltdowns are usually severe, SEEING IT FOR MYSELF, HIS WORDS DID NOT PAINT AN ACCREATE PICTURE OF?! MY CELESTIA, HE'S, WAY MORE SCREWED UP THAN I THOUGHT!! NO WONDER HE BLAMES ME!!!"
 * Mudbrair: ".... I'm, very sorry on my uncle's behalf. Not being able to earn my late grandmother's love before her passing, has clearly greatly desistated him on a very personal level. I, understand if you don't want to continue the tour."
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, we're still going through with this. University did warn us to be prepared for.... Property damage. We do have magic that can fix this since the Yak visit.... That being said, we are, abit cautious about letting him see the students now. He might end up scaring them, well, more then already, or worse!"
 * Maud: "I think it may be best if we just do the tour without having him interact with students for everyone's sake."
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed up!
 * Rainbow Dash: "OKAY, WHAT HAPPENED?! I HEARD SCREAMING?! (Gasps apawn seeing the aftermath of the rampage)..... HOLY SHIT, IT'S LIKE A MINOTAUR WITH BAD DIARRIA RAN THROUGH HERE?! MINUS THE CRAP?! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!"
 * Starlight: "O'Hardknocks..... Had QUITE the episode."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... OKAY, THAT TEARS IT?! I'M CHECKING UP WITH BUZZORD TO SEE IF THE HOLO-PANIC ROOM'S READY?! I'M TAKING THAT OLD FART'S ASS RIGHT THERE, RIGHT NOW?!"
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, no! We have to redeem ourselves to the EEA. I just found out he blames us personally because his mother died of cancer never getting to watch him succeed because of being unable to be a high chancellor.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Celestia!
 * Maud: So we must keep him from the interracial students for their sakes.
 * Twilight: I'm afraid we can't do that.
 * Maud:... What?
 * Twilight: The whole point of his evaluation is to simply prove Neighsay wrong. We must do everything necessary to do that, INCLUDING introducing the interracial students. O'Hardknocks is not the kind of pony to just ignore the main concern.
 * Mudbriar: I'm afraid she's correct, hon. Uncle O'Hardknocks expects to see everything, including the interracial students. He made it clear he's not leaving until he evaluates everycreature. And he means, EVERY creature. We must give him what he wants, or he and the EEA won't be pleased.
 * Maud:... Alright. This school is doomed.
 * O'Hardknocks: (Recovers) Ugh. That felt good. Now, on with the evaluation. I would like to see the dormitories of the 5 that I specified.
 * Twilight: Right away. (Maud actually got a worried face as Nurse Care Giver noticed Aquamarine, who called for her)
 * Nurse Care Giver: What is it, little one?
 * Aquamarine: Hello... Jasmina.
 * Nurse Care Giver: (Was surprised)... (She ran back to O'Hardknocks in panic and taking deep breaths) ("How did she know my real name?! I can't let anypony know who I am. Not with the craziness of Neighsay's stunt still washing all over the place.")
 * (???): ("We know, because we know about your boyfriend Stanly.")
 * Nurse Care Giver:...... Uh, sir? I, uh, need to tinkle.
 * O'Hardknocks: Ugh, go ahead. Just don't take too long. (She left as this was seen by Cozy)
 * Nurse Care Giver: (Looking through a mirror) ("Who are you?! How do you know who I am?! How do you know about Stanly?!")
 * Prism: ("My name is Prism Horn. I'm a filly speaking to you telepathically. I'm from a Cutie Mark Camp your patient is restricting from allowing interracial creatures who can get cutie marks to come to.")
 * Nurse Care Giver: ("SO YOU'RE SPYING ON ME?!")
 * Prism: ("Nononono! I just found out about you because we were spelunking in caves beneath our camp and met Stanly.")
 * Nurse Care Giver: ("How's this any of your business?!")
 * Prism: ("Because we just want to help him out. He... Kinda misses you. He's been causing some earthquakes because he lives in a fault line. He's a lonely wreck.")
 * Nurse Care Giver: ("Kid, you're sweet, but, I know there should be a better reason than just helping Stanly out.")
 * Prism: ("... Why didn't you come back for him?")
 * Nurse Care Giver: ("DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT, YOU LITTLE STALKER!!!! IF YOU DON'T TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW RIGHT NOW, I'M REPORTING THIS TO O'HARDKNOCKS!!!")
 * Prism: ("......")
 * Nurse Care Giver: ("Well, kid, I'm waiting!")
 * Prism: ("Ugh, to heck with this.") (Prism came from out of a cubicle and knocked her out, teleporting her away, as this was watched by Cozy)...
 * Cozy: "..... I knew it. I diffently can't be able to bring the friendship archives to O'Hardknocks. Cause unless Nurses are known to do THAT, that's DIFFENTLY an indication that someone's onto him! But, at least this would be a perfect oppertunity to cause ONE hell of a stir to cause enough of a distraction for me to get the Archives out quietly."
 * Prism: (She teleported with Nurse Care Giver) I told you she was going to put it all together.
 * Aquamarine: Well, I'm not M-Theory here!
 * (Applebloom): ("Hey, you three? How's it going?")
 * Prism: ("Uh, slight problem. Jasmina figured out we weren't just here to help and threatened to tell O'Hardknocks about this if we didn't tell the truth. I had to knock her out.")
 * (Applebloom): ("WHAT?! SHE'S THE ONE KEEPING O'HARDKNOCKS FROM GOING BANANAS!!!")
 * Prism: ("WELL WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!")
 * (Applebloom): ("I DUNNO, ERASE HER MEMORY AND START OVER?!")
 * Prism: ("I'M NOT ALL-POWERFUL, I'M JUST A FILLY!!!")
 * (Appelbloom): "("Darn it! Okay, at the least, keep her safe and be ready to calm her down when she wakes up, and explain the full story from there. And now I suddenly regret not taking Shimp Toast with us.")"
 * (Stunty): "("Well why not ask another Changeling to cover for us?")
 * (Scootaloo): "("The ones closest to us are ones in the school, AND HE'S EXPECTED TO MEET THEM!? The same applies for any of the staff in the school!")
 * (Sweetie Belle): "("And Thorax and Pharynx are away from a Creature Friendship Summit, and other changelings are too far away for our convinence!")"
 * (Stunty): "("Well, can't we just use the mirror pool to make another-")"
 * (Applebloom): "("TWILIGHT AND STARLIGHT INCRISED THEIR ABILITY TO DETECT MIRROR POOL CLONES SINCE THE FIASCO WITH THE MEAN SIX?! They have been ESPEICALLY cautious of the Mirror Pools ever since!")"
 * (Sweetie Belle): "("..... So, what do we do now? Who else can be a help to us at a moment's notice and is readily avaluable no matter what?")"
 * (Stunty): "("Well, I heard talk that the Lougers came here to interigate some interdimentional visitors that weren't suppose to be here, does that help?")"
 * (Applebloom): ("As long as nobody suspects she's gone, I don't give a rotten apple. Now we need to find Pinkie. Good luck.")
 * Prism:... Interdimensional visitors?
 * SpongeBob: (The two were interrogating these two Easter Eggs) Okay, you two wubba-lubba-dum-dums...
 * Pony Rick: *Burps* Lame!
 * SpongeBob: We don't mean to bother you, buuuut... Care to explain why you two R-rated characters crossed G-rated territory?
 * Pony Rick: Why do you l-*BOOOOOORRRP*sers care about some stupid Easter egg that does nothing but give a non-impourent shout out to your silly little show that feminizes men?
 * Lord Shen: Well, the Galactic Federation felt you were too dangerous, even when you DID shut down a rogue branch of theirs. It did allow them a chance to reestablish that branch and make it less prone to the same mistakes that caused you two to devastate it to begin with.
 * Pony Morty: Oh, man, you guys know that wasn't us, right? T-t-t-there's infinite versions of us. Those were Rick and Morty C-137. We're from Dimension EQ-351! The Equestria Dimension. Everyone there is an Equestrian.
 * Pony Rick: Yeah, including the R-rated characters. Plus, there's i-*BIIIIRRP*nfi-*BIIIIRRRP*ni-*BIIIIRRRRRP*te Galactic Governments and infinite Citadels of Ricks, some having far worse fates than that.
 * Icky: Well then why come to this dimension?
 * Pony Rick: Ask Morty. He just wanted to have an adventure more in our territory, but also just wanted to try out some stupid rollercoaster that was closing down in this dimension, even though I tried to tell him that there's still versions of it in other similar dimensions where it's still up.
 * Pony Morty: Well, this particular one just holds a speical place in my heart, that's all.
 * Pony Rick: Morty, you're obsessing about one of over a zillion rocks here.
 * Pony Morty/Icky: What if it was a diamond? Hah, you owe me a Coke. HAH, you owe me TWO Cokes!
 * Pony Rick: What kind of rock it is doesn't matter. Everything in the multiverse is always replaceable. Why are you always-
 * Pony Morty: BECAUSE I'M NOT AS SMART OR UNATTACHED AS YOU, RICK!!!! Point is, we didn't mean to cause some concerns.
 * Lord Shen: Just saying, you two tend to cause trouble because Rick here is too smart for his own good, and you, for his sidekick, are often too gutless of a cowerd to really have any say over him.
 * Pony Morty: What difference would it make if I wasn't? He's the smartest being in the multiverse.
 * Pony Rick: And don't you forget it.
 * Sandy: Dude, we're only being cautious. It's our solemn oath and duty to protect the UUniverses from danger-
 * Pony Rick: Pfft, you sound like the Vindicators. Also, it doesn't take a fourth-wall breaker to figure out you guys are just an illegal product of cartoon fans that have nothing better to do with their lives but spend the rest of them sitting their asses on computers on a *WUUUUUURP*kipedia writing stories. I don't have to listen to byproducts of antisocial pieces of s*** like you.
 * Pony Morty: Geez, Rick, you don't have to be such a d***.
 * Pony Rick: "Look, that being said, we get it. We outlasted our small welcome here, and you guys being asses to us gives me the perfect excuse to get the f*** out of town. Come on Morty, we're going back home. (Opens up a portal with his hoof-held portal gun).... Oh, and if you ever meet C-137, tell him he's a d*** and that the other Ricks still think he sucks d***s."
 * Icky: Why would we do that to a guy who already knows?
 * Pony Morty: Hah, zip!
 * Pony Rick: "Shut up and get your ass in the portal, Morty. (Goes in the portal)."
 * Pony Morty: "... Oh gees, sorry we were ever an inconvince- (Pony Rick came back annoyed and snagged Pony Morty with him) WHOA!"
 * The Portal closes....
 * Iago: Ugh! Rick and Morty missions, are the WORST.
 * Icky: "Tell me about it. We got lucky with this one. Usually a Rick from another dimention would be difficult to deal with."
 * Lord Shen: "He was smart enough to realise that if he goes down the same road as the C-137 Rick, the other Ricks would turn on him too, and it would start a whole other mess of events."
 * Iago: "Or just as much, like any other Rick, he was just not in the mood to cause anything today."
 * Thundra: Let's just hope other Mr. Sanchezes don't show up this week.
 * ???: ("Cutie Mark Campers to Lodgers. Come in, Lodgers. Do you copy?")
 * Icky: The f***?
 * ???:... ("What's the f***?")
 * Lord Shen: PREHISTORIC ONE, THIS IS A KID WE'RE HEARING!!!...... Who's surprisingly able to master a telepathy spell.
 * ???: ("This is Prism Horn. Me, two others, and the Crusaders are trying to warn the Mane Six about important information about a visiting former EEA member without him knowing.")
 * Icky: Oh, perfect. Another episode in and already an EEA nincompoop is already pooping on the school.
 * Prism: ("He's just evaluating the school so as to avoid more trouble from the EEA.")
 * Soothsayer:... Makes perfect sense.
 * Banzai: Yeah, that doesn't sound too bad-
 * Prism: ("BUUUUuuuuUUUUuuuuuut, he's got serious stress and anger issues that are kept in line by this nurse we just learned is actually a seapony girlfriend of this underground sea serpent and we need to talk to her without the EEA guys suspecting she's gone.")
 * Banzai:... Gunk!
 * Shenzi: Well this is a fine follow up to another Rick and Morty interrogation. You kids sure screwed the pooch.
 * Prism: ("WILL YOU JUST COME AND HELP US?! The Crusaders are already looking for Pinkie.")
 * Private: Pinkie? Why her specifically?
 * Prism: ("Welllllllllllll...")
 * (All Lodgers): (From distance) WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?
 * O'Hardknocks was seen tapping his hoof annoyed.....
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... What is that mare doing? Actselly powdering her nose in the bathroom?"
 * Starlight: "Maybe it was something she ate before she got here?"
 * O'Hardknocks: She wouldn't spend THIS much time in the bathroom. She's got to be in trouble.
 * Starlight: Let's just relax.
 * O'Hardknocks: Uh, no. I need stress relief every moment or I go crazy.
 * Starlight: Well don't you carry any backups?!
 * O'Hardknocks: Some of the meds are a flavor that I don't like.
 * ???: (Laughs hysterically) WOW, YOU ARE SUCH A WEENIE!!!! (Gallus came out laughing with tears in his eyes) Why don't people just suck up a flavor you don't like? It's not like it'll kill yo- (Sees O'Hardknocks) -oooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Uhhh, O'Hardknocks, hehe, what an unexpected surprise!
 * O'Hardknocks:... I would add lack of courtesy for that comment, but I am not, because it's just how griffins treat others. But, on the other hoof, you haven't learned to expect the unexpected including this evaluation you should've well expected, and for once learn how to be courteous. So, it's going into the report.
 * Gallus: (Chuckles)... Oops.
 * Twilight: (Sighs) EVERYCREATURE ELSE, COME MEET MISTER O'HARDKNOCKS!!
 * (Smolder): (Laughs) O'HARDKNOCKS?! WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT?!
 * (Yona): I THINK THAT'S THE NAME OF THE EEA EVALUATOR!!
 * (Smolder):... Ohhhhhh.
 * Gallus: FOR F***'S SAKE, SMOLDER!!!!
 * Smolder: (Burst out) WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIS NAME?!
 * Sandbar: (Came out) TWILIGHT TOLD US LAST NIGHT!!!
 * Smolder: No she didn't.
 * Silverstream:... (Came out) You didn't listen to the name of the evaluator?!
 * Smolder:... Yeeees?
 * Ocellus: (She covered her mouth in shock)... That was a lie!
 * Sandbar: (Did this)
 * O'Hardknocks: Hmm. Well clearly this school lacks discipline. Use of vulgar language, lack of professionalism, does not pay attention, willing to ridicule people no matter the status, AND dishonesty and irresponsibility. Twilight Sparkle, these students have not shown any progress.
 * Yona: Way to go, you two!
 * Smolder: "AW COME ON, I HAD SCHOOL FATIQUE!?"
 * Starlight: "Duh, okay, maybe they didn't exactly understood the situation better, but that doesn't mean they didn't learn anything."
 * O'Hardknocks: "Well I wouldn't call blanet disrespect or failure of following directions a sign of progress, now would I?!"
 * Twilight: HEEEEEY, these guys may not be a good example, but there's bound to be better ones.
 * O'Hardknocks: Your highness, you completely misunderstood. These six, are involved in the EEA's disbanding. Right now, they have shown nothing that proves they learned anything.
 * Twilight: Well, remember that other races don't behave like ponies do. Getting them to understand pony customs doesn't happen overnight. It takes time and alot of understanding.
 * O'Hardknocks: That does not excuse this behavior. Creatures should and must treat other races differently. I don't care if dragons don't believe in swearing, nor if griffins are jerks. If they live in Equestria, they will show the common courtesy to prove they are worth our time. Nopony looks at dragons or griffins with respect for a reason. They want incidents like Goldstone to stop being brought up? They better act like it. You five have failed your evaluation. Now, let us meet the other interracial students. (They left)
 * Twilight:... How could you? (She left with them)
 * Sandbar:...... WELL THIS IS JUST F*****G PERFECT!! YOU GUYS JUST RUINED OUR CHANCE TO PROVE NEIGHSAY WRONG!!!
 * Smolder: "Hey, that old dude judged us before he got to know us!"
 * Ocellus: "Well it didn't exactly helped to give him the wrong impression. Nor that Twilight..... Looked ashamed of us."
 * Gallus: "Nah, I think it's more like disappointed that we failed to impress that old prune because of honest mistake, and thus the E.E.A. c**ts won't stop being asses to us."
 * Sandbar: "Well, at least Shore, Quarts and Skyceria might do better...."
 * Ocellus: "(Gasps in fear) BUT WHAT ABOUT GASTER?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Gallus: "..... AW, F***?! THAT LITTLE PHARYNX FANBOY IS GONNA END UP PISSING THAT OLD COOT OFF!? We need to keep Gas-Attack from meeting Knock-brains!"
 * Ocellus: "But Mr. O'Hardknocks expects to see him!"
 * Gallus look as if he had an idea.....
 * Gallus: "...... Is it possable for Changelings to turn into..... Other Changelings?"
 * Ocellus: ".... Well, yes, but, doing that is redundent because Changelings are already Changelings, it be kinda stupid to-.... Wait..... Are you trying to ask me to pretend to be Gaster?"
 * Gallus: "Well yeah! While we keep the real deal out of the picture, you disguise yourself as Gaster and act all, NOT-Gaster like, to impress Hardknocky and prove to him that Sparkle's school isn't an incompident piece of shit!"
 * Ocellus: "I, understand that, but, isn't that alittle dishonest? You know, one of the reasons WE FAILED THE EVALUATION?!"
 * Gallus: "Would you rather risk your chances on this guy being a driving force why the E.E.A. would still give us complete s***?!"
 * Ocellus: "..... (Dejected) Okay. (Turns into Gaster). (In Gaster's Voice) Happy?"
 * Gallus: "Thank you! Now, let's find Gaster before they do!"
 * O'Hardknocks: (Sees her room is a pool)... Seapony, I presume?
 * Twilight: Yep. Sandbar's girlfriend is quite the cheeky little student. (She casts him a bubble helmet, while Twilight became a seapony as they enter and meet Shore)
 * Shore:... Oh, hey, Twilight! Is this the evaluator?
 * O'Hardknocks: I am. I am O'Hardknocks.
 * Shore:... (Gives a brief snicker, then takes a deep breath) Do not laugh! You're not the Lodgers. So, uh, did you meet my boyfriend?
 * O'Hardknocks: Looked at him first, actselly...
 * Shore: Isn't he so nice? Charisma, a care for sea life, eager, smooth, and completely-
 * O'Hardknocks: He failed his evaluation.
 * Shore: (A loud echoing glass shatter sound was heard)...... A'wha..... Wha..... What?
 * O'Hardknocks: He failed. He and his friends showed lack of discipline as displayed by his inability to have his friends control themselves. As a result, the one named Gallus insults me, and the one called Smolder laughs at my name, does not pay attention to anything the headmistress says, and lies instead of taking responsibility for her actions. I didn't even bothered with the Yak and the Female Changeling because I had doubts they would be any better off!
 * Shore:... (Laughs anxiously and hald-heartedly), I never knew you were one for jokes, sir. (Laughs still as she twitched abit)
 * O'Hardknocks: I am completely serious. (Shore stopped as he writes down his report, Shore starting to twitch even more as a scowl formed) Shore Joy displays uncourteous denial and disrespect.
 * Shore: "WHAT?! "UNCOURTEOUS", "DENIAL", "DISRESPECT"?!"
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... (Writes on report) And yells."
 * Shore: (Twitches wildly)! UGH! Sandbar is NOT a bad pony! NONE of that was his fault!! How DARE you accuse him of such things?! You call yourself an evaluator?! (Twilight signals her to stop)
 * O'Hardknocks: "Are you accusing me of being wrong, Miss Shore?!"
 * Shore: WELL IT'S NOT TO INVITE YOU TO THE MOUNT ARIS BALL?! YOUR NOTHING BUT A HOPELESS QUACK?! GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!! (Slaps his bubble helmet away as he suffocates)
 * Twilight: SHORE!!!! (She saves him as they all went to the surface)
 * O'Hardknocks: (Coughs)...  YOU, JUST TRIED TO KILL ME?! AND I WAS PROMISED YOU WERE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES?! YOU HAVE FAILED YOUR EVALUATION!!!! GOOD DAY!!! (He leaves)
 * Twilight:... I can't believe you, Shore! Haven't I set a better example that's that?!
 * Shore: I-I'm sorry, he just failed Sandy for no reason!
 * Twilight: Be that as it may, that's no excuse. I'm very disappointed in you. (She leaves as Shore sunk back underwater crying)
 * Skyceria: "Tra-la-la-la-la-la! (Whistles). La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Whisle while you work! (Whisles, as it was seen that some forest creatures were sprusing up her forest-growthed room) Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!"
 * O'Hardknocks and Twilight entered the room as O'Hardknocks gasped!
 * O'Hardknocks: "WHY ARE THERE FILTHY ANIMALS AND PLANT LIFE IN SCHOOL GROUNDS?! (The Animals stopped in shock, as Skyceria gasped!)...."
 * Skyceria: ".... Mister, please, they were only helping to make my room more presentable to you."
 * O'Hardknocks: "PRESENTABLE?! THIS ROOM LOOKS LIKE IT WAS GROSSLY NEGLECTED?! THERE'S TREES AND PLANTS AND FLOWERS GROWING INSIDE YOUR ROOM, YOUNG LADY?!"
 * Starlight: "Calm down, will you, it's part of Peryton culture. Or, ya know, deers in general, for that matter."
 * O'Hardknocks: "THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR SO MANY REGULATIONS THIS VIOLATES?! YOU FORGET THAT THIS IS PONY SOCITY, YOUNG MISS?! WE DON'T HAVE TREES GROWING INSIDE BUILDINGS?! ESPEICALLY NOT SCHOOL?!"
 * Skyceria: "(Starts wimpering) But, but, it makes me feel at home."
 * O'Hardknocks: "THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THE WILDS, YOU SAVAGE?! (Skyceria's animal friends got angry at that and growled).... Wha-oh."
 * The Animals charged and began attacking and mauling the screaming O'Hardknocks as Twilight and Starlight step abit back!
 * O'Hardknocks' suit was in ruins and the bended Graduation Hat even more bended....
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... None, of this, is, winning, me, OVER?!"
 * Starlight escourts O'Hardknocks out as Twilight gave a stern and disappointed stare at Skyceria.
 * Skyceria: "..... Twilight, I meant for to impress him with how clean my room is."
 * Twilight: "Sadly, to him, a room like this will never impress him, even if it was clean. (Leaves)...."
 * Skyceria started to cry as the Animals comferted her.
 * Quartz was seen making a bunch of cupcakes with gems on them.
 * Quartz: "This will surely wow the evaluater guy. Gem Cupcakes are delcious."
 * ???: Hello, Quartz Fume. (O'Hardknocks came in)... You know why I'm here?
 * Quartz: Yes, sir. Please, help yourself. (Hands him a cupcake as Twilight was shocked and O'Hardknocks bit into it only for his teeth to cartoonishly shatter and a tear to appear in his eye)......
 * Starlight: (Clenched teeth) PONIES DO NOT EAT GEMS!!!
 * Quartz:... (Chuckles)...... Can you remove them?
 * Twilight: (As Quartz had fails her evaluation) Ugh!! What a nightmare!!
 * O'Hardknocks: Your highness, this is deplorable. The other interracial students are no better. Shore tried to drown me, Skyceria thinks plants are completely sanitary for a room, and the young dragon destroyed my teeth with gems?!
 * Twilight: I am so sorry, sir!
 * O'Hardknocks: Don't waste my time, 'your highness'. This Gaster person had BETTER exceed my expectations. (They approach his dorm as comically cartoonish commotion was heard inside as Ocellus pretending to be Gaster appeared)
 * "Gaster": Hello, Mr. O'Hardknocks. Glad you could finally make it.
 * O'Hardknocks:... This must be such an occasion that your this well mannored, because your permanent record says you mistrust royalty like Twilight because of situations like the Seaquestria incident.
 * "Gaster": Well, um, yes, I wouldn't want the school to be ruined in reputation. I do want to understand friendship more since I-
 * O'Hardknocks: Have nowhere else to go because Pharynx forced you out?... Young man, why don't you show me how tough you are?
 * "Gaster":... What? (O'Hardknocks was about to write something down) Okay, okay!!... Uh... (She punches down a crystal from the wall weakly)... Tadah!... I, kinda didn't want to wreck any of the place.
 * O'Hardknocks: Ah, I see. Good point. Well, Gaster, I have one last question for you.
 * "Gaster": Um... Sure, what?
 * O'Hardknocks:... (He smacks off the disguise) DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!? HUH?!
 * Twilight: OCELLUS!
 * O'Hardknocks: YOU ARE PATHETIC, YOU COMPLETELY MISGUIDED GRUB!! NOCREATURE AS TOUGH AS GASTER WOULD HAVE SUCH A POOR TONE OF VOICE, WOULD JITTER LIKE A NERVOUS WRECK, OR SUDDENLY GIVE A S*** ABOUT TWILIGHT RIGHT AWAY. I DEMAND TO SEE THE REAL GASTER, NOW!!!
 * Gaster: (Did this after freeing himself from the closet by shapeshifting into a bugbear, only in his own voice)
 * Gaster: AHHH, COME ON, THIS IS ANNOYING, GAAH!! *Smash* NOOOOOOOOO!!! MAN, F***, I WAS GONNA MAKE IT!! How am I supposed to impress that bastard so I can stay at this hellhole I have left to call home, man?! MATHAF****R, MAN, C'MON!!! (Kicks a shard of his bed) AHHHH, NO, MY BED'S BUSTED TOO?! THE BED'S F****D, THE ENTIRE ROOM IS F****D, MOTHERF****R, MAN, I GOT A RUINED EVALUATION, MAAAN!!! What the f*** were you thinking, Pretty Eyes?! I was trying to help, I wasn't going to wreck this!!!
 * Ocellus: Look, I can explain-
 * Gaster: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN JACK!!!! I WANTED TO HELP BECAUSE I'VE GOT NOWHERE ELSE TO GO!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST ME?! UGGGGH, YOU ARE SO FRUSTRATING!!!!... I need some time alone. (Buzzes off)
 * O'Hardknocks:...... Well clearly Gaster wasn't the bad influence I feared he was... But it's going in the report that nocreature else in the school thinks so. Trust issues and the fact that they think I'm stupid enough to fall for what's so obviously an attempt to cheat a good report? All you have done, Miss Ocellus, is prove my point. Such dishonesty and mistrust. Gaster would've passed if you hadn't interfered.
 * Ocellus: WELL HOW THE HELL WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
 * O'Hardknocks:... Well, Princess Twilight, I have seen everything about the interracial students. What a disappointment. UGGGGGGGGGGHH!!! I hate what to imagine what the Facilty are like now that they're next! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to freshen up in the washroom. (Storms off)
 * Twilight: (Looks angrily at Ocellus)... What gives, Ocellus?!
 * Ocellus: "Gallus putted me up to it, I swear! We were worried that, given Gaster's bad hapit to not respect athority, we were worried that-"
 * Twilight: Say no more. Now, by all means, I know Gaster wasn't much to behaive around athority figures, BUT he DOES have a sense of knowing not to let his bias COMPLETELY rule him! He ironicly understood that O'Hardknocks had to be made the exception, because he rekindised that O'Hardknocks wasn't risk-free to disrespect! I know his interaction with the Glass Dragon left alot to be desired, but he came to know better since then! Even if it WAS Gallus' idea, it still hurted Gaster's feelings that you weren't compident about him meeting O'Hardknocks, his usual distrust for athority figures aside, as understandable as that is!
 * Ocellus: "(Starts showing tears) But-"
 * Twilight: No need to further explain yourself. You and the others had good intentions, but it's obvious that YOU ALL have much more room for improvement then I thought. You and your friends have detention for the week after this. (She leaves, leaving Ocellus to cry in shame)
 * Soothsayer: (She was transformed into an exact replica of Nurse Care Giver)... I am actually impressed you chose me as the decoy.
 * Prism: It's perfect. But the accent and voice need to be changed.
 * Icky: "No need for magic, kiddo. We can give her one of Sandy's inventions, The Voiceo-Disguseo!"
 * Sandy: "Aw shucks, I'm flattered Icky, but, I must warn that it's still in very exspearimental stages."
 * Lord Shen: "Well I'm afraid that now will have to be the perfect time for a test run, or else the old fool will do something we're ALL going to regret."
 * Sandy: "Fair point. (Sandy brings out the device). I was able to implant some strain of hair from the Nurse, so you would have her exact voice, Soothsayer. Just keep in mind that you need to practice speaking like her, cause as much as O'Hardknocks trusts Care Giver, and that he doesn't have magic cabailities so he can't sense'im, don't mean he's stupid. O'Hardknocks sounds like the kind of guy that pays close attention to character detail since he's from an intelligent family after all."
 * Soothsayer: "Alchourse. I just need to know what is the Nurse's general personality."
 * Prism: "Well, based on Stanly's words, she's nice and kind beyond words. So, basicly, act nice and kind to him. Which, may be hard, cause, he is very cranky and mean."
 * Soothsayer: "Oh, don't worry about that... I once knew someone who was worse. (Looks at Shen)....."
 * Lord Shen: "..... AW COME ON, I WASN'T THAT BAD?!..... Was I?"
 * Mantis: "Yeaaaah, see, there's.... Wreaking Po's village, usurping the stewerdship of the Kung Fu Council over Gongmen, OFFING MASTER RHINO, have your guys steal things from villages, pretty much wrecking your family tower, and threatening to congure China AND Destroy Kung Fu? Honestly, the fact that you were nice to Kairi as a kid was pretty much the only redeeming factor here!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Some of you are still gonna hold that against me, are you?"
 * Icky:...... (Did this)
 * Lord Shen:... (Sighs) And we were getting along so well over the years.
 * Soothsayer: Well, I must be off.... (She teleported away)
 * Boss Wolf:... Quick learner.
 * Prism: ("Girls? Found Pinkie yet?")
 * Scootaloo: ("No, she's not in her class nor castle room. She's not even at Sugarcube Corner.")
 * Prism: ("What?! She HAD to be there!! Where else would she be?")
 * Sweetie Belle: ("I don't know, okay?! Wait.... There's a note.... "Off to greet Maud at her cave. Be back soon."... Are...")
 * Applebloom: ("... You...")
 * Scootaloo: ("KIDDING ME?!?")
 * Applebloom: ("She must've thought she'd be there to greet before the evaluation.")
 * Scootaloo: ("************!!!")
 * Applebloom/Sweetie Belle: ("LANGUAGE!!")
 * Scootaloo: ("WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE DANG CAVE?!")
 * Prism: "("Well ain't this a complete turn-around?")"
 * Pinkie was hopping all over the place to fid Maud.
 * Pinkie: "MAAAAAAAUDDDD! OH MAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDD?! Where are ya Maud?.... Wait, wasn't there something super impourent we both gotta do?.... (Inside Pinkie's Brain)...."
 * A series of Pinkie Pies were seen doing office work.
 * Boss Pinkie: "(ZOOMS IN) HEADS UP, MORONS?! MANAGEMENT HAS REPORTED THAT AN IMPOURENT DAY WAS FORGOTTEN?! I NEED RESULTS, LADIES?!"
 * Pinkies: "MA'AM YES MA'AM?! (They began looking it up!)."
 * Pinkie 8: "WAIT, WAIT WAIT! I FOUND SOMETHING! I got something about the Friendship School going through an Evaluation with Mudbrair's Uncle!"
 * Boss Pinkie: "WAY THE GO, NUMBER 8, YOU EARNED YOUR PAY!"
 * Pinkie 9: "Well, tecnecally, you don't really pay us, and we don't actselly work for you. (The Boss Pinkie was dumbstruck) We're just abstractive imaginations in replacement to how brains realisiticly work so it's not to bored the kids with sciencetific accreatecy, and that this is basicly a Spongebob Reference because this is basicly an unoffictalised Crossover Fan Project afterall....."
 * Boss Pinkie: "..... One more crack like that, and it's the unemployment line, Number 9!"
 * Pinkie 9: "NO PLEASE MADAM! I HAVE KIDS?!"
 * Boss Pinkie: Goody. Plus, we don't have kids. We're all just abstractive imaginations in replacement to how brains realisiticly work so it's not to bored the kids with sciencetific accreatecy, and that this is basicly a Spongebob Reference because this is basicly an unoffictalised Crossover Fan Project. (Pinkie 9 was dumbstruck by that) Keep up the good work. (The Pinkies cheer for an annoyed Pinkie 9)
 * Pinkie:... OH SNAP!!!! I FORGOT WHY HE WAS HERE!!! (Chuckles) This silly old noggin. OH SNAP!!! I GOTTA GET TO THE SCHOOL!!
 * Applebloom: (The CMC were teleported there) Oh, good, you're still here.
 * Scootaloo: Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to find somepony like you?!
 * Pinkie: "Well I am champion of Hide-N-Seek 20 years in a row!"
 * Scootaloo: GEE, I WONDER WHY!!!! (Pinkie pauses)... Sorry, just a little frustrated we couldn't find you. We were here earlier with our campers and we need to tell you something.
 * Pinkie: Yeah?
 * Scootaloo: It's about O'Hardknocks and Mudbriar.
 * Pinkie: Ohhh, you already met.
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, we wanted to talk about having other creatures that can get cutie marks enrolled in our camp, but that's not what we want to tell you... I don't know how to say this, but...... Mudbriar is a double agent.
 * Pinkie:......... (Laughs hysterically) OH MY GOODNESS, FOR KIDS THAT SUDDENLY SOUND SO SERIOUS, YOU SURE MAKE SOME FUNNY JOKES! (Laughs)... Wait... Oh no, you ARE serious! I, how did you find out?
 * Applebloom: We went spelunking underneath the camp after Maud told us about the geo thingies beneath, and we overheard Mud and Hard talking about him changing his mind about a mission involving pretending to be Maud's boyfriend just to help his uncle build a better friendship school, and he's threatening his pet twig to do it, but... Clearly he doesn't want to do it anymore because he actually DOES love your sister now. We have been trying to warn you ever since.
 * Pinkie:...... (Her mane deflated) No. No, no, no, no, no. This... I don't believe it.
 * Sweetie Belle: We're sorry. We want to help you. Mudbriar doesn't want this mud. We have to help them.
 * Pinkie: But... This is going to break Maud's heart.
 * Sweetie Belle: If there's any visible heart to anyone except you to begin with.
 * Pinkie: We can't let her know.
 * Scootaloo: Obviously.
 * Pinkie: How are we going to save their relationship?
 * Applebloom: We don't know, but we'll figure it out...... Somehow.
 * Pinkie: "But O'Hardknocks is likely already at the school by now! And knowing what a grouchy pants he likely is, he likely failed the students in a series of bad happencstances or mis-steps! There's no telling how he's going to react to the teachers! ESPEICALLY BUZZORD?!"
 * Applebloom: "Don't worry, we got the Lougers on the case! The best we can do now, is keep an eye on things."
 * (Prism): ("Girls? Soothsayer is disguised as Jasmina and is heading for O'Hardknocks.")
 * Pinkie: GHOOOOOOST!!!!
 * (Prism): ("... (Laughs) I see you found her. Did you tell her everything?")
 * Scootaloo: ("Yeah, but we're trying to figure it out.")
 * Pinkie: Wait, I know your voice. PRISM HORN!!! You're a ghost now?!
 * (Prism): No, I have learned a telepathy spell. I got my cutie mark, and-
 * Pinkie: YOU DID?!?
 * Applebloom: Yeah, and so did two others-
 * (Prism): Wait... M-Theory called me. He said he got his cutie mark.
 * CMC/Pinkie: WHAT?!
 * (Prism): He says it's an atom symbol that represents knowing things to the tiniest detail.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps) OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH, OHMYGOSH!!!!!
 * Applebloom: Wowee! Glad to know the campers can get cutie marks without us. But we need to-
 * (Prism): ("OHHHH, AND AQUAMARINE'S BOYFRIEND POROSITY JUST GOT HIS CUTIE MARK TOO!!! A SPONGE!!! HE CAN CLEAN LIKE A BOSS!!!")
 * Pinkie: (Squeals in joy) A NEW RECORD!!!!
 * Scootaloo: No, it's actually 13.
 * Pinkie: Awwwww!
 * (Prism): ("HOLY EQUESTRIA, WE'RE BLOWING UP HERE!!!! YOU THREE ACTUALLY GOT THE KIDS PUSHING AFTER WHAT YOU SAID BEFORE LEAVING!!!! Jumping Jack, Huckleberry, Hedron, Comedy Gold, Foolhard, Speedy, Genre, AND Blazar just got their cutie marks!!!!")
 * Pinkie: (Squeals extremely comically)
 * Sweetie Belle: 13 AGAIN?!? HOLY EQUESTRIAN GODS, WHAT AN EXTREME COINCIDENCE!!!! SO CLOSE TO A NEW RECORD!!!!
 * (Prism): ("Should I bring them alone now that they can be useful?")
 * Sweetie Belle: ("Not yet. We need to move to a next phase before we can bring anymore. More kids can surely attract attention. Just bring Jasmina here in the cave.")
 * Pinkie: ("Why are you kids speaking by thinking?")
 * (Prism): ("Alright. We'll keep you posted on the way. Bye.")
 * Scootaloo:... My frustration has officially been destroyed.
 * Pinkie: You kids need a big party after this! HUUUGS!! (Hugs the three)
 * Applebloom: Okay okay, let's not forget about Mudbriar with all this joy. We need to do something about his double agent life. Soothsayer has O'Hardknocks out of suspicion, so we have time. Jasmina might have info we can use.
 * Pinkie:... Who's Jasmina?
 * Applebloom:... It's a long story.
 * (Deadpool): "Well that feels like a plot contrivence to get the campers involved into this."
 * (Scroopfan): "Deadpool, just let MSM have this."
 * Pinkie: "Yeah, Wilson, don't spoil this for them by being meta. There's nothing wrong with something like this."
 * (Deadpool): Please, call me Deadpool. My real name seems... Outdated? Is there any other word?
 * Pinkie: Redundant?
 * (Deadpool): RIGHT! Well, good luck. (Poofs away)
 * Pinkie:... So, again, who's Jasmina?...
 * O'Hardknocks: (Gurgles comically in the sink) THIS IS SO EXASPERATING!!!! NOT ONE OF THESE STUDENTS ARE WHAT TWILIGHT SAYS THEY ARE!!! THEY DRIVE ME TO MY BREAKING POINT, AND DO NOT SHOW THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP!!! NOPONY IN THE HISTORY OF EQUESTRIA WOULD EVER WANT TO BE AROUND THEM!! THEY EVEN BRING SHAME TO THEIR OWN KIND!!! And most importantly, WHERE THE ******* ******** IS NURSE CARE GIVER?!?
 * Soothsayer: "(With Care Giver's Voice) Don't worry, sir. I'm here. (Arrives as Care Giver)...."
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... (Sighs)..... Finally, Care Giver. I need you more then ever now. Those students were a nightmare to me."
 * Soothsayer: I can imagine. (Uses a medical spell to medicate him as he recovers)
 * O'Hardknocks: OHHH, BY ELIXIA, THAT'S THE STUFF!!
 * Soothsayer: So, how did the students go? Did one of them pass?
 * O'Hardknocks: Not in the mood to drone on, so see for yourself. (Soothsayer looks at the reports and sighs)
 * Soothsayer: How disappointing.
 * O'Hardknocks: Exactly! Now that you're here, we can evaluate the faculty. Instead, let's begin with Spiracle, the school's culture teacher. Now, I know there is the Yakhalla one who was the first teacher, but given the student's failure to respect pony customs, I desided to investigate the culture teacher first since he's the one who's suppose to teach customs here. Let's save the one with clear infamy named Buzzord for last.
 * Soothsayer: Well may the Gods help us both.
 * O'Hardknocks: Yes they may.
 * Spiracle: Glad that you could be here as a new teaching assistant, Vertex.
 * Another Changeling (Vertex): (Appears as a white, blue, turquoise, and greenish Changeling with 4 tiny orange horns lining her horn, cyan fins and wings, fluorescent jeweled red wing cases, and spring green eyes) Sure thing, Mister Spiracle. Queen Destiny wants to help the school however she can, and sent the smartest 'droness', as Commander Pharynx and Commander Bombus have called me, in to provide for you.
 * Spiracle: Thank you.
 * Vertex: "Though, I must ask. What ever happened to the elder of Thorx's hyberation temple, Labrum?"
 * Spiracle: "(Gets concern)..... (Sighs).... Knowing that my brother is too crafty to ever have a bad run-in with a Dirana, and that the Undead Zombielings could never hurt him because of being close with the Queen, and that he was never around to greet Chrysalis and her Leage Friends, this makes me concerned that he is still out there somewhere.... And that it's only a matter of time before I am to settle things with that inhumble old pest of a fool once more."
 * Vertex: Sad.
 * O'Hardknocks: Spiracle, I presume?
 * Spiracle: Oh, Mr. O'Hardknocks.
 * Vertex: (Scoffs)... What?
 * Spiracle: Vertex, this is your first day, so I'll let you off with a warning. Go if you're unable to keep it together.
 * Vertex: Sorry, sir. (Leaves)
 * Spiracle: That's just my new teaching assistant. Queen Destiny sent her to me as an assist for the school.
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... Charming.... Now, onto the matter of business. Tell me, how well do students embrace your teachings of culture..... Namely, Pony ones?"
 * Spiracle: "..... Well, you see, I kinda don't bother with pony culture because Miss Sparkle's friends basicly already cover that, and that we already have alot of Pony Students that already grew up in Pony Culture. I teach more non-pony cultures, so all students can better reckindised customs."
 * O'Hardknocks: "..... WELL NO BLOODLY WONDER THE GRIFFIN'S STILL A JERK, THE DRAGONS HAVE NO ABILITY OF RECKINDISING THAT PONIES ARE NOT LIKE THEM, THAT THE FLYING DEER'S ROOM IS PRACTICLY AN INDOOR ZOO, AND THAT THEY HAVE NO AMOUNT OF RESPECT TO ME NOR TRUST IN EACHOTHER?! YOU DO NOTHING TO BRING UNDERSTANDING OF PONY CULTURE TO THEM?!"
 * Spiracle: "Well, again, currently, the majority of my students are ponies. Re-teaching Pony culture would be, redundent, because they already have reckindition to it."
 * O'Hardknocks: ".... Just as I expected. Your a teacher of BAD hindsight! No question why Desteny sented you an assisent! She has no faith in you?! (Starts writing in his report)."
 * Spiracle: "(Gasps offended)! Excuse me, good sir? Are you calling me an inadiquite teacher, because of a mere refuseal of being repetitive?"