Icky and Iago: Birdbrains of the West

Iago and Icky take a vacation away from the louge to bond as bird buddies. However, they end up in an old west town named Dodge City that has lost access to all of it's water for an unknown reason. But they soon have to deal with an outlaw scorpion named Dead-Eye Monroe, and his possie, the Turkey-Neck Vulture Bros, who is said to have something to do with the disappearance of Dodge City's water. So, Iago and Icky, with the help of the town's Gila Monster sheriff, Sheriff Garrot, must find a way to get Dodge City's water back.

Chapter 1- Vacationing Time
Garage Past Present Space 5 miles from Van's position...
 * Icky: "Doritos?"
 * Iago: "Check."
 * Icky: "Other snacks?"
 * Iago: "Check."
 * Icky: "Full permission to take the van for a vacation?
 * Iago: "Checkamoondo."
 * Icky: "Map? Compise? GPS? Bloodhound?"
 * Iago: "Check, Check, Checkity, check."
 * Icky: "Giant Rusty anchor?"
 * Iago: "(Gasps), Anchor, Anchor, I DIDN'T PACK A GIANT RUSTY ANCHOR?!"
 * Icky- HAH! That joke never gets old! (Breathes in) Ahh!
 * Iago- Oh, really funny, Icky, it's to laugh. NOT! Okay, let's just get ready for our vacation.
 * Icky- But where are we going?
 * Iago- To Planet Paradisa. That's the best vacationing place in the entire UUniverses. It's got many theme parks, restauraunts with food at a cheap price, sunny beaches, and even a disco ball.
 * Icky- WOW! I can hardly wait! And everything there is at a cheap price?
 * Iago- Exactly!
 * Icky- YEAH! (Jumps in the air cheering, and suddenly freezes in the middle of the air)...
 * Iago- Icky, how the heck are you doing that?
 * Icky- I have no idea! I think I'm somehow defying the laws of gravity.
 * Iago- Well, how?
 * Icky- I told you, I don't know.
 * Kowalski- Oh, boy, are you frozen in the air again?
 * Icky- Yeah! How is this happening?
 * Kowalski- (Scoffs) It's simple! You see, it's caused by--
 * Icky: "Wow, was Kolwalski both informive, and yet, atad boring."
 * Iago: "Hey, at least your gravity is fixed."
 * Icky: "Yeah, interesting extrheme boredom fixes gravity issues. Anywho, now, bring out, the keys."
 * Iago holds up keys.
 * Iago: "May i present, the keys."
 * Icky: "Now, to the best time we ever ha-"
 * Lord Shen: "HOLD IT! i want to go through a few safety rules and restrictions so the van won't come back a wreak.... Like last time."
 * Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE!"
 * the van was totally damaged.
 * Icky: "IAGO'S FAULT!"
 * Icky: "In my defence, that flying sacer came from nowhere."
 * Lord Shen- Nice try, Icky! You know the Grox is just an alien race from a silly computer game. We know the real reason is that you two fought over the wheel.
 * Icky- I'm telling the truth!
 * Lord Shen- Now, Icky, don't make me wanna bring Tigress in here!
 * Icky- (Shrugs) Fine!
 * Lord Shen- Now then, as I was saying: Rule Number 1. No fighting over the wheel. Rule Number 2. Stay in your seats buckled tightly. Rule 3. No arguing. And Rule Number 4. Absolutely, positively no random button pushing. And I'm coming with you to make sure you don't get into trouble!
 * Ignightus: "I am afraid not Shen. this is THEIR alone time. I promise them they get their alone time as friends, and no others are allowed to acompany them."
 * Icky: "Yeah, and to be post modern, today's episode focus on me and Iago as the main guys, so tough luck, whitey, you only have limited screen time."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, fudge! very well, i won't mommy you on your long awaited time to be alone.... But, i am at least able to grant you each communitcaters, to contact the others in case of any, unfortnatly ineditable dishaster."
 * Icky: "Sheny, baby, i promise all this wakey talky is gonna do nothing but collect pocket lint all the time we relax, you got nothing to worry."
 * Lord Shen: "You don't even have pants on, your one of the.... clothing opional members of the team."
 * Icky: "But you still have nothing to worry about."
 * Icky- (Driving) Planet Paradisa, here we come! BOOM BABY, BOOM!
 * Iago- Uh, Icky, could you at least watch where you're going?
 * Icky- Oh, don't worry, Iago. We're in space. There's nothing that we can possibly hit.
 * Iago- You mean other than comets, asteroids, dwarf planets, or even into a planet's gravitational field?
 * Icky- Uh...yeah. Now, please, let's not get into an argument. I need to watch my wheel.
 * Iago- You mean 'boosters', right?
 * Icky- Yeah! Now, which way is Paradisa again?
 * GPS- At 70 miles, turn right, and prepare landing cycle.
 * Icky- Alright. We have 70 miles to go.
 * Iago- Why can't we just use the Hyperspeed Thrusters to get there faster?
 * Icky- Because if we still used it, we'd miss Paradisa in less than 20 seconds. So I recommend we stay low if we're gonna make it there.
 * Iago- Okay, then.
 * Unknown Alien- Sir, our radars are detecting hostiles entering our sector.
 * Unknown Alien Commander- (On communique) It's those bird-like creatures we encountered 5 months ago! They're crossing into another one of our sectors! Blast them to hell!
 * Unknown Alien- Yes, sir! Right away, sir! (Alien drives flying saucer with the word 'GROX' on it toward van)
 * Icky- (Radar on computers detect Grox saucer) Hold on a second! Our radar's picked up something.
 * Iago- (Shrugs) Did you enter Area 76593857294 again? You know that military sector is restricted.
 * Icky- No, you idiot! That sector is 28 lightyears away from our position. It's another ship...It's coming straight at us.
 * Iago- What?
 * Grox Pilot- Nobody enters our sectors on my watch! (Fires laser cannons at van)
 * Icky- AAAGH! What the heck was that?
 * Iago- It sounds like it was that ship you just picked up!
 * Icky- Well, what is it? Take a look out the window, and see.
 * Iago- (Looks out the window and sees the Grox flying saucer, and shrugs) It's the damn Grox again!
 * Icky- DAMN IT! Would it kill them to be nicer every once in a while instead of roaming around their territory killing people?
 * Iago- Can you just get the goddamn van out of here?!?
 * Icky- OKAY, OKAY, Geez, keep your feathers on! Activating Turbo-Thrusters! (Van goes at top speed)
 * Grox Soldier- HAH! I can go faster than that! (Activates Turboturbo Thrusters, and takes off after the van)
 * Icky- What the heck? It's going faster than us? How is that even possible?
 * Iago- (Looking through binoculars) Uh, I think it's because that flying saucer has Turboturbo Thrusters.
 * Icky- WHAT?!? TURBOTURBO THRUSTERS?!? Those kinds of thrusters are illegal in 4 Universes.
 * Iago- Well, you know how the Grox is. They have no laws.
 * Icky- DAMN IT, you're right! What're we gonna do?
 * Grox Soldier- Suck on THIS, hostile bastards! (Fires laser cannons at Van's thrusters, and van spins out of control)
 * Icky- Oh, crap, we've been hit!
 * Iago- I DON'T WANNA DIE! PLEASE, DEAR LORD, SPARE ME! (Van gets caught in the gravitational field of a planet)
 * Icky- Iago, my friend, we've just been caught in a planet's gravitational field!
 * Iago- Well, you'd better find a way to swivel this van side to side, otherwise we'll set ourselves ablaze!
 * Icky- Roger! (Takes controls, and successfully manages to steer the van from side to side until...)
 * CRASH!

Chapter 2- Nowhere
in a desert.
 * Icky: "Aw great! The Van's trashed! Darn Spore Villians!"
 * Iago: "Hey, at least we're alive!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, but Shen is not gonna be happy! he's gonna think we were stupid enough to argue again because he thinks the Grox are just freaken video game villains! and i think we're in a dessert planet! i am not sure if there's even life in-"
 * ???: "WELL HOWDY PARTNER!"
 * Icky and Iago freaked out, and see a bearded rattlesnake.
 * Bearded Rattle Snake: "Hey there, naked aliens, my name is Grandpa Skales! Me and my step-niece, Margina, were just heading to town till we saw your flying horseless charrage crash."
 * a beatiful feminine Gecko appeared besides Skales.
 * Skales: "Oh, there you are, Margina."
 * Margina: "You fellas alright."
 * Icky- Uhh...Shouldn't you be a rattlesnake too instead of a leopard gecko?
 * Margina- Oh, yeah. Yall' must be suspectin' our lil' family setback. My mama got married to Skales' uncle. I don't wanna brag or nothin', but she's dumber than jackrabbit with his head runover by a truck.
 * Iago-...Okay, awkward simile. Where are we?
 * Skales- Where are ya'? Yer' on Planet Pastoon, the finest planet this sector of the galaxy, if that's what yer' term is.
 * Icky- Fine? This place seems more like a desert than a fine place.
 * Margina- Yeah. It ain't much, but SH-YOOT, yall' will like it here.
 * Iago- Are you kidding, woman? Your house is in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing to do but get stung by scorpions--(Small scorpion stings him in the foot) See?
 * Icky- (Pokes pimple, and pimple appears on Iago's other foot) Eew!
 * Skales- Well, yall're in luck. There's a city 20 miles from here. You can go there right now.
 * Iago- Oh, thank God! A city in the middle of a desert.
 * Icky- But wait! What about our van?
 * Margina- Oh, hell, we'll watch over it for yall'.
 * Iago- Really?
 * Margina- Yeah, sure. Yet, if in the event yall' should ever die in dehydration, we'll just take the van apart, and build a windmill.
 * Icky- NOOO! Do NOT take that van apart! It's the only way we'll get off this lousy marble.
 * Iago- Well, what are the damages?
 * Icky- Well, I checked, and it looks like our Antigrav thrusters needs a repair.
 * Iago- Do we need to replace any parts?
 * Icky- Nope.
 * Iago- OOH, THANK YOU, DEAR LORD!
 * Icky- Now, c'mon, let's get to...uh...
 * Skales- Dodge City.
 * Icky- Yeah, Dodge City. Let's go. (Iago and Icky walk down the desert)
 * Margina: "Do you think it's a good idear to let them go on their own with all the bandits running around?"
 * Skales: "Hey, they have a flying horseless charrage, so they must be advanced! they're aliens! they might have propes or phasers or somthing."
 * Margina: "Shouldn't we at least offer them a ride?"
 * Skales: "..... You mean like a rip-shorting adventure?! DARN TOOTING! HEY MIKE!"
 * A donkey sound was heard!
 * Skales: "GET YER SADDLE, WE'RE ADVENTURING!"
 * Mike the Donkey (in a british voice): "Oh i do say, i fancy a little contry outing."
 * Margina- Now hold on there, Uncle Skales! You ain't qualified to ride a carriage seein' as though ya' got no limbs. So, yall' should probably let ME take them.
 * Skales- Hmm, good point. Good luck, honey.
 * Margina- Thanks, Uncle Skales!
 * (Margina rides carriage with Icky and Iago while Western music plays)

Chapter 3- Dodge City
Dirtroad Later... Saloon.
 * Icky: "Oh man. I know this is a desert, but does it have to be so freaken hot?!"
 * Iago: "Even Agrabah wasn't this hot!"
 * Margina: "Yeah, Sun's at it's worse in summertime."
 * Icky: "How come you ain't sweating insanely like us?"
 * Iago: "Hello, reptile? they soak up sunlight like sponges!"
 * Icky- Yeah, that's practical.
 * Margina- Well, here we are, guys. Dodge City.
 * Iago- Thanks, Ms. Margina.
 * Margina- Don't mention it, stranger. And don't worry 'bout yer' van. It's in good hands. HYAH! (Rides off)
 * Icky- Well, isn't this a quaint little town?
 * Iago- Yeah! I sure could use a glass of water.
 * Icky- So can I. I'm getting so parched right now! Let's go!
 * Iago- Wait a minute, Ick. I don't think the people here would appreciate strangers like us. So, shouldn't we act, you know, Western or something?
 * Icky- Hmm...you make a very good point. Just follow my lead, and act real cool!
 * Iago- Got it.
 * Icky- (He and Iago fly down street) Howdy, yall'!
 * Iago- Yeah, Howdy, indeed! (To Icky, whispering) Do you think we're cool?
 * Icky- Damn right! We're hotter than hickory smoked sausages!
 * Iago- OH, YEAH! That's the spirit, partner! YEE-HAH!
 * Icky- Ya' got that right! YIPPEE!
 * Horned Toad- Those guys are weird.
 * Armadillo- You said it.
 * a small possum girl walks up to Icky and Iago.
 * Icky: "Well howdy little missy!"
 * Possum girl: "Everyone knows your not from around here."
 * Icky and Iago got bugged eye.
 * Icky: "They do?"
 * Possum girl: "One, because your naked. two, there ain't alot of parrots and ugly prehistory birds around these here parts."
 * Icky: "And what makes you so smart?"
 * Possum girl: "Names Jessie."
 * Iago: "Gee, never thought our nu natroal life sytile would rat us out."
 * Icky: "Yeah, let's hope these people ain't xenophobes on strangers."
 * Jessie: "We're not.... We just think your weird for being naked.... and that your being indecent.... Mind putting somne clothes on?"
 * Icky- Uh...sure, if it'll make us a little...less weird. What've you got in mind, Jess?
 * Jessie- (Icky is wearing a vest, and pants while Iago is wearing shorts and a plad shirt) Better.
 * Iago- Icky, I feel like a pervert.
 * Icky- Shut up, Iago! Come to think of it, this outfit makes me look nice.
 * Jessie- Well, at least your not naked anymore. How long have yall' been naked like that?
 * Icky- All our lives.
 * Jessie- (Tail falls down) Ooh! No wonder yall're weird.
 * Iago- Look, let's just cut to the chase, youngling!
 * Icky- AGAIN with the youngling thing! Just call them kids for God's sake!
 * Iago- Shut up, Icky! Now anyway, where do you think we can find some water around here?
 * Jessie- Oh, there ain't no water here.
 * Iago/Icky- WHAT?
 * Jessie- That's right. Our town's dryin' up. We're losin' our lands thanks to this drought, and now we ain't got nothin' to live for.
 * Icky- Well, well! (To Iago) Say, Iago? You in the mood for some good ol' fashioned action?
 * Iago- Ugh, here we go again, ladies and germs!
 * Icky- (To Jessie) Well, that's terrible. But I'm sure we can help you with your little...water problem.
 * Jessie- How're you gonna do that, strangers?
 * Iago- We're all around known justice fighters from a very famous team. And we are SO willing to give you a helping hand...or wing, in our cases.
 * Jessie- Well, if yer' sure, then why don't you meet our local sheriff when he gets back.
 * Iago- You have a sheriff?
 * Icky- Of course they do, Iago. Every town should have a sheriff, you should know that. So, when is he gonna come back, Jess?
 * Jessie- Probably in the next 2 hours or so. But if you want, yall' can go over to the saloon and get some beverages.
 * Iago- Do they sell alcohol?
 * Jessie- Oh, HELL NO! That stuff is illegal in our town.
 * Iago- Well, thank God! C'mon, Ickeroo! (Iago and Icky head off to saloon)
 * Icky opens the doors, Jessie and Iago walked in. Icky un-hands doors and doors slap Icky back outside!
 * Iago: "(LAUGHS OUT LOUD!)
 * Icky: "Ah, Zip it, Parrot."
 * a Horse bartender notices the act.
 * Horse Bartender: "Never seen a parrot and a prehistory bird around these parts before. New in town?"
 * Jessie- Sure are. They done arrived in this town nude.
 * Horse Bartender- NUDE?!? (All Laughs)
 * Iago- Excuse me, Ms. Jessie? I don't wanna be a temper to you, but KEEP OUR EMBARASSING STUNT TO YOURSELF!
 * Icky- (Slaps Iago) Iago, keep it down! Now, Mr. uh...who're you exactly?
 * Horse Bartender- Name's Horseshoe Harold.
 * Icky- Yeah, Horseshoe Harold, uh, I've been told your town has some sort of water problem. Ain't that right?
 * Harold- Sho' nuff is. Most of the people here in Dodge City have lost their lands because of this water problem.
 * Iago- Well, where do you think it went?
 * Harold- Beats me! Not much we know 'bout this town. Besides, why're yall' askin' me this?
 * Icky- Why? We're heroes, of course. We're from different worlds. You can say we and our team get across the UUniverses like there's no tomorrow. I'm Icky, and that's Iago, and we'd be happy to lend a helping wing. (All cheer)
 * Desert Iguana- Uh, excuse me, Mr. Icky? Where are your others from?
 * Icky- Our others? They're all from different worlds and universes. Have yall' ever heard of the infamous Shell Lodge Squad? Protectors of the UUniverses? Enemies of the Villain League and Darkspawn?
 * Desert Toad- Uh, the Shell Lodge Squad? Oh, hell, they ain't nothin' but a darn myth.
 * Iago- MYTH? Is he serious? A myth? Why these Lodgers are as real as they come.
 * Icky- Yeah. Yet it somehow amazes me that these townspeople know about the Lodge.
 * Jackrabbit- Well, of course we dun' heard 'bout 'em. It's just a tall tale. We all know that they're mighty heroes from way up in space that watch over the flow of the Universe. They also say they keep the stars in the sky from being destroyed by their own flow. They ride in a big ball of fire that moves at the speed of light. They are considered so powerful, that they are said to be gods of this Universe.
 * Icky- Well, the thing is, Mr. Jackrabbit, that the Universe is not actually a universe at all. It's actually a GROUP of Universes. You have our word, we know everything about our Lodge.
 * Horned Toad- Uhh, you do?
 * Icky- THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
 * Coyote- Well, can you tell us? I'm sure the entire town would like to hear about it.
 * Icky- We sure can.
 * Iago-...(To screen) Folks, this is gonna take a while, so, get lost and see if there's anything more important in this town than right now.

Chapter 4- Dead-Eye Monroe
Dodge City Bank Back at the Saloon Outside the Bank
 * A badger bank teller was just gonna close.
 * Badger: "Ah, another day, another dollar."
 * ???: "You got that right, Weak-Kneed Joe."
 * Joe turned around to see 3 Vultures. A short one, a Tall one, and another tall one, but this one seems atad stupid.
 * Joe: "(Gasp), The Turkey-Neck Vulture Bros! Shortcake Pete the kid, Trash talker Al, and Billy the idiot!"
 * Pete: "That's right, Joe. we come for the weekly donations again."
 * Al: "Yeah, now cough up before we drag yer ass throughout town!"
 * Billy: "Duh, did you mean "Ass" as in donkey or his butt?"
 * Pete facepalms himself.
 * Pete: "Your a dimbulb Billy."
 * Joe: "No! No please! i am still getting sand out of my faverite suit the last time you guys did that!"
 * Al: "Then cough up you idjit!"
 * Joe coughs!
 * Al: "Not litterally cough, stupid, the money!"
 * Joe: "Oh, ok!"
 * Joe unlocks and reopens bank door!
 * Joe: "Take the keys to the safe! just don't hurt me!!"
 * Pete: "Mighty smart of you, weak knees. Tough luck that problematic Sheruff ain't here to stop us THIS time. Come one boys, time to collect."
 * Al: "Yeah boss, right with ya."
 * Billy: "Duh, ok."
 * Pete- Boss, you'll never guess what we've got! We've got the keys to the safe!
 * A scorpian with a redden eyeball, and a robotic tail that looks like some sort of, gun, appears from the side.
 * Dead-Eye Monroe- Ah, yes. The keys! That badger is such a bimbo! C'mon, boys, let's dig in!
 * Icky- ...Team Nefarious is another villaneous team we have crossed paths with since we were at Golden City in Baghdad. They've already got their hands on the UUniversal Boundaries Generator. And the Darkspawn...thay're the worst of the worst! They've wiped out and destroyed many worlds throughout the UUniverses in their time. They could've also attacked Pastoon as well! (All gasp) But don't worry! They're locked up in the safety of the Banished Realms! However, we may be concerned when Dr. Nefarious fiddles with the UUniversal Boundaries Generator. After all, that machine is why the Banished Realms can't be united with the others. But someday, we'll get to that Generator, and kick Nefarious and his little team out of that place, and put up an energy shield around it. And once we do, there's no WAY the Darkspawn will get out. (All cheer)
 * Harold- Sweet sausages, that's dun' right amazing!
 * Horned Toad- Extraordinary, I've never heard anything like that in my life!
 * Desert Iguana- Those guys are total heroes!
 * Armadillo- (Coming inside Saloon) Harold, I think we've got a little problem!
 * Harold- What is it, Bill?
 * Bill- That nasty Dead-Eye Monroe is robbing the bank again!
 * Harold- WHAT?!? And the Sheriff still isn't back?! What're we gonna do?
 * Icky- Never fear, Harold! We'll handle this Dead-Eye Monroe no problem!
 * Iago- Yeah! How bad can one guy be?
 * Iago- HE'S A SCORPION?!? AAARRGH! (Hides behind Icky)
 * Monroe- (Cackles) Some heroes you are. Yer' nothin' but stupid lil' chickens!
 * Pete: "If your the Shell Louge Squad, then where's the rest of yer crew?"
 * Icky: "Well, first of all, me and Iago here are on Vacation, second, our flying van got shoot down by hostile aliens, 3rd-"
 * Al: "He didn't ask for your life story fagget! what you did say was enough!"
 * Monroe: "I heard of you misfits, and from what i been told, You and the Parrot, while are on that vary team, you guys are mostly there to be the comic relief!"
 * Billy: "Oh, you mean, like cirus clowns? Oh, oh, oh, you the highwire act!"
 * Pete palmface himself.
 * Pete: "Billy, once again, your a dimbulb."
 * Monroe: "And i doubt being funny is nothing you can top, Birdbrains."
 * Icky- Oh, really? I've handled villains worse than you and yer' henchmen combined! (To Iago) Say, Iago, you got the gun we packed?
 * Iago- Oh, yeah, it's right here! (Icky gets gun, and points it at Monroe)
 * Icky- You're under arrest, Monroe! Put all 4 of your arms up unless you reckon we blast your 4 eyes out of your skull, and squish them. Even though one of them looks like it's already unfuntioning because it's, redness.
 * Monroe- (Cackles) I ain't afraid of clowns like you! I've had guns pointed at me before, and they ain't got no effect on me!
 * Icky- Are you serious? (Shoots, but bullet deflects off of Monroe's tough hide) What the--?
 * Monroe- See? My hide is too thick for a bullet to kill me! So it looks like we're gonna do this the hard way! (Crawls toward Iago and Icky, but they start to fly)
 * Iago- HAHAH! I'd like to see you catch us now, Arthropunk! (Monroe leaps up towards Iago, and snaps him with claw) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWWCH! (Monroe's extra weight sends Iago falling down even after he tries to regain control of his flight) No! No! NOOO! (Monroe lands, and pinches him) OUCH!
 * Monroe- (Cackles) I see all you dimwits know is how to lose! (Leaps up towards Icky, and tries to pinch him, but Icky dodges his attack, and grabs him by the tail) What the hell?!? (Icky throws Monroe down to the ground) OOF! My cephalothorax! (Icky begins shooting multiple bullets at Monroe) Hey, what the-- Stop! Cut it out!
 * Icky- Your hide may be thick, but not against a dozen bullets--(Runs out of ammo) Darn it, out of ammo!
 * Monroe- (Jumps towards Icky, and slams him into the ground!) OUCH! Uuuhhgh...
 * Iago- NO, I'M NOT OKAY, YOU IDIOT! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY?!? (Coughs)
 * Monroe- You ain't no heroes! like i said before, your just one of the cheap entertainment they drag around! Now if you'll excuse me, we must get moving with our riches! (Cackles until he gets hit by a whip, and his Vulture henchmen get slapped around by a siloatte hero, causing the Vultures to run off!)
 * Icky- Whoa! total ownage!
 * Iago- This guy is cool!
 * ???- Come with me! And bring Monroe with us! He has information I must know! (Icky, Iago, and the Unknown person take Monroe, and walk away)
 * Pete, Billy, and Al look from the sky.
 * Pete: "I don't the big boss ain't gonna like this."
 * Al: "That faggity armed cobra ain't ever happy!"
 * Billy: "How's about, we get him a nice Picnic Baskit?"
 * Pete groans.
 * Pete: "Billy, yer still a dimbulb."

Chapter 5- The Local Sheriff Returns
Dodge City Jail
 * Icky- Okay, mister, who exactly are you? (Unknown figure reveals himself to be the Sheriff)(Gasps) The Sheriff! You're back!
 * Sheriff- Yes, I'm back! The name's Sheriff Garrot! And I'd like to thank you for helping me find this Monroe son of a bitch!
 * Iago- What about those 3 Vulture Bros. that were with him?
 * Sheriff- Oh, don't worry, just slap them around hard enough and they ran of. But they'll be back. Fortinatly, those three are the only ones to worry around here.
 * Iago- Well, Sheriff Garrot? I'd like to ask you why you're interrogating this guy instead of just locking him up?
 * Sheriff- Because this guy is more than you think he is! I just learned while I was gone that HE had something to do with our little water problem!
 * Icky- He is?
 * Sheriff- THAT'S WHAT I SAID! Now just help me get this bastard out of unconsciousness! (Iago shines light on Monroe, and Monroe slowly regained consciousness, and is blinded by the light)
 * Monroe- What's going on here? Where am I?
 * Sheriff- I think you should know, buster!
 * Monroe- HOLY HELL! Sheriff Garrot! Y-Y-You're back!
 * Sheriff- That's right, Monroe! And we've got some questions for you concerning our water!
 * Monroe- What're you talkin' 'bout? (Sheriff smacks him in the face)
 * Sheriff- I'm talkin' 'bout the damn water problem, That's what I'm talkin' 'bout! I know you're stashin' something 'bout it! Who do you work for?
 * Monroe- You can't make me talk! YOU CAN'T! (Sheriff Garrot gets angry at him)...But I'd like to see you try!...
 * Sheriff- As you wish, Monroe! (Monroe finds out he's in an electric chair, and Sheriff Garrot zaps him) TALK, or so help me, we will zap you with enough voltage to light up Las Vegas!
 * Monroe- OKAY, OKAY! I work for Ambassador Higgins!
 * Sheriff- Higgins? (Shrugs) We ain't got time for goddamn stories 'round these parts! TELL THE TRUTH, MONROE!
 * Monroe- I AM, I SWEAR TO GOD!
 * Sheriff- SWEAR TO ME!
 * Icky- (Watching Monroe and Sheriff Garrot) Whoa, that Sheriff is crazier than I thought!
 * Iago- Total psycho!
 * Sheriff- Well, if yer' tellin' the truth, what did Higgins order you to do to cause this water problem, can't you see our town is DRYIN' UP LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER?!?
 * Monroe- Yes, Higgins ordered me to stop all access to water!
 * Sheriff- How?
 * Monroe- (A gun is secretly aimed at Sheriff Garrot) If I tell ya', I'm a dead scorpion!
 * Sheriff- YOU'RE A DEAD SCORPION IF YOU DON'T TELL ME!
 * Monroe- AW, C'MON, WHICH GODDAMN SIDE SHOULD I TAKE?!?
 * (gunshot!)
 * Sheruff: "GAH! my leg!"
 * Billy bursts through the wall!
 * Al: "I got that sucker good, Pete."
 * Pete: "You alright, boss?"
 * Monroe: "Do i look alright, you idjits? get me out of here!"
 * Billy picks the chear, and flies off!
 * Al: "Have a light show, faggets!"
 * Al tosses a smoke bomb!
 * BOOM!
 * the Turkey-Neck Vulture bros and Monroe have vanished!"
 * Sheruff: "(Sigh), not the first time that happened, but damn do i still hate it!"