To Limid Camp

An Iallogian war criminal has escaped from maximum security and the Lodgers and Heroes Act must find him, tracking him down to Planet Limid. There they think they found him in the form of an innocent Janiset named Divid whom they realize quite quickly isn't who they're looking for as he's just a camp counselor who runs a failing camp called Camp Failwell with a co-counselor Romoco named Gwellen and a creepy Xulture groundskeeper named Woodsmaster, having to put up with troublesome kids in the form of a pessimistic young Woodo jerk named Maux, a rambunctious nature-dependent Pollt named Vicki, a science-loving but socially awkward Mabe named Nell, a space-loving Vedger named Space Boy, a German-like Spattold artist named Delp, a magician Glowtongue named Willington, a larping Gluck nerd named Elice, a cool valley girl Ibbit named Berrett, a thespian Raccox named Playson, and a rough Barbear cub bully named Gnarc as the only thing bad about the place is that it was founded by a Kelk named Farrell Failwell, who's an international criminal guilty of frauds and laundering money from multiple worlds. They discover that the real target is Diniello, who plans to make the place more inviting in ways that're anything but. How will he be stopped?

Scenes
Camp Failwell Campgrounds Communication Room. The view of the entire planet. Campgrounds Later... Camp Failwell Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Space Camp Area
 * Divid: (The entrance was seen as an unsentient jumpler was briefly caught by an unsentient tondor before it choked it brutally and comically as at the entrance was a sentient janiset and woodo child)... Can you believe it, Maux? We're getting not one, not three, but TWO new campers today.
 * Maux: Yep. Truly horrifying.
 * Divid: Horrifying? Oh, there's no need to fear making a few new friends.
 * Maux: I'm not here for friends, Divid. I'm here because camp is where kids are sent when their parents don't want to deal with them. How do you think we'll return the favor when they hit 70?
 * Divid:..... Then why ARE you here?
 * Maux: Well it's definitely not because the bus only comes in from the city to pick up and drop off campers and so far that only seems like the only available way to escape this f*****g nightmare of a camp.... Definitely not that.
 * Divid:... Heeeeeey... Language.
 * Maux: Suck a di- (Was picked up)
 * Divid: Come on, is it really too much to ask that I want you kids to have as much fun as I did when I camped here?
 * Maux:... Yes, because I refuse to believe someone as happy as you can possibly exist.
 * Divid: "Well I'm equilly befiddled that someone as much as a downer as you are can exist too."
 * Maux: "..... Did you just, gave a snappy retort?"
 * Divid: You leave an impact on even the counselors. (A hoverbus came in) THERE THEY ARE!! WELCOME TO CAMP- (Shrieks as the bus cartoonishly flattened him)
 * Xulture: (Comes out driving the hoverbus to drop off a young sentient pollt and mabe) Kids'r here.
 * Pollt: (Takes a cartoonish whiff) AHHHHHHHHHHH, THAT'S THE STUFF!!!!
 * Mabe: Um... This doesn't seem like science camp.
 * Divid: (Inflates back up) You must be Vicki and Nell. My name is Divid. Your camp- (Vicki the Pollt bit his hand) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Xulture: "Ohhhhh, he's gonna feel that for awhile!"
 * Nell: This IS science camp, right?
 * Vicki: No, silly, this is ADVENTURE camp. Unless mom lied again. (To Divid) Sorry about the hand, just asserting dominance, you know how it goes.
 * Divid: "(Wimpfully in pain) No problem. (Then gets a squeaky voice) To each their own."
 * Maux: "Lol."
 * Nell: Seriously, this IS science camp, right?
 * Divid: It's both, actually.
 * Nell:...... What?
 * Nell:... You've gotta be crapping me! (They saw cheap camps made with outdated or cheap junk)... Is this what I even SIGNED UP FOR?!?
 * Vicki: Eh, looks like the one that I signed up for, so I'm not complaining.
 * Divid: Oh, we're trying to get a big enough budget to make the camps better thanks to our wonderful founder Mr. Failwell.
 * Nell:...... Did you even hear what you just said? What guy with the name 'Failwell' is destined to make something great? In fact, THE ENTIRE NAME OF THIS CAMP IS SELF-EXPLANATORY!! SERIOUSLY, THIS ISN'T WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR!!!! I SIGNED UP FOR SCIENCE CAMP!!! NOT SCIENCE CAMP AND MORE!!!! MY PARENTS COULD HAVE THIS PLACE SHUT DOWN FOR THIS SCAM!!!!
 * Vicki: Oh come on, Nelly, there's nothing wrong with doing more than just science. You know what they say. When life gives you citritros, you make citritade.
 * Nell: Until that citritade goes bitter, ferments and turns to waste!!!!!
 * Maux: "Yeesh, yer a real whiny bitch.... I like you."
 * Divid: Oh, we get that first complaint a lot. But believe it or not, we actually had some progress even with what little we have. Just ask the other campers.
 * Barbear Cub: AW, SWEET, A NERD TO BULLY!!! THANK YOU ARBASUS!!!
 * Spacesuit-Wearing Vedger Kid: ANOTHER FELLOW SCIENCE KID!!!! Yaaaay!!!!
 * Vicki: See, Nell? There's other science kids here.
 * Nell: Astronauts don't count, they're just the wannabe jocks of the scientific community.
 * Maux: OHHHHHH SNAP!!!
 * Teenage Ibbit: (Comes in on a hoverboard) Cool. New friends.
 * German-like Spattold Tadpole: (In a walking bowl of water with arms that painted somewhat controversial paintings) AHHH, MEIN MASTERPIECE IS COMPLETE!!
 * Nell:... Wow. So many flocked-up implications there.
 * Larping Gluck Kid: (Inside a small castle) AHH, NEWCOMERS!!! WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL REALM OF CAMP FAILWELL!
 * Illusionist Glowtongue Kid: (Did wicked illusions) TADA!
 * Raccox Thespian: AH, THEY'RE PERFECT FOR MY UPCOMING SEQUEL PLAY OF ROMERO AND JULI!!!
 * Nell: "..... This has to be a mistake. I was suppose to go to science camp! This is more like, an outmoded traditional camp that hasn't been seen since the same period when guns used to fire bullets, AND NOT THE COOL KINDS EITHER!!"
 * Maux: "Well, either your parents desided to be REAL pricks to ya, or the actual science camp ya wanted to go to was too expendsive for wallets and this place came up to them as a cheaper opition."
 * Nell: "..... (Eye Twitches)....... Does this place have a communications system?"
 * Divid: "Well, yes, but, it is abit old school. It's a model that still relies on a screen, so, no fancy holograms or anything."
 * Nell: "..... (Twitches really badly) I'll, take, what I, can get...."
 * Nell: "(To his parents over an old screen communicator) PARDON MY FRINCH, BUT, WHAT, THE FUCAWITTS?! THIS IS NOT SCIENCE CAMP?! THIS ISN'T EVEN AN UP-TO-DATE CAMP?! I EVEN HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ON AN ANQUITE SCREEN-X32 MODEL THAT HASN'T SAW USE SINCE BEFORE THE ADVENT OF HOLOGRAMS?! THAT'S HOW SEVERELY OUTMODED THIS PLACE IS?!"
 * Nell's Father: "Which evidently explains the poor quility on our Holo-vision XL."
 * Nell's Mother: "Wait, Camp Failwell wasn't a science camp? That wasn't what it was said on that brochure I was given by that over-coat wearing gentlemen. Maybe you ended up on the wrong bus to an older camp of it?"
 * Nell: "I ASKED THE BUS DRIVER, AND HE INSISTED TO ME, THAT THIS WAS THE CORRECT FACILITY AND THAT HE DID NOT KNOW OF ANY BETTER VERSON OF THIS?!"
 * Nell's Father: ".... Well, maybe that brochure was, severely out of date?"
 * Nell: "THEN WHY WOULD ANYONE STILL GIVE BROCHURES FOR IT?!"
 * Nell's Mother: "..... Nell, we're very sorry about this. We promise we'll notify the police about the man giving out outdated brusures on grounds of scam-artistry. In the meantime, well, at the very least, it's still a summer camp, and your not wasting away your youth always being a tireless studier, so, why not make the most of it?"
 * Nell: "...... You're kidding me?"
 * Nell's Father: "Believe me, if that place was more dangerious then just a severely outmoded camping facility, we would've revved up the K-S-J Vessel right away and picked you up! But.... At the very least, it's still A camp, and, honestly, it might help ease your addiction to tec."
 * Nell: "CAN YOU PLEASE NOT DO THIS TO ME?!"
 * Nell's Mother: "Calm down, Nell. Remember your blood pressure. Oh, by the way, expect the Omnican Delivery Drone to deliver your medication the next day. We promise we'll get someone get to the bottom of this. Till then, try to see the brightside of the situation and make the best of it, okay sweetie?"
 * Nell: ".... Ugh..... Fine. At least when I brought over my science equitment, I can at least give this dump an upgrade."
 * Nell's Father: "Now son, you came here to be eased away from your tec addition, so as such, (Brings out a remote) I'm teleporting your gear back home."
 * Nell: "DAD NO WAIT?! (His father pressed the button and all of Nell's tec gear teleports off)....... AWWW, DAMNULAR?!"
 * Nell's Father: "Hey, easy on the Brainiacaazk languise, and try to have a good time, okay son? I'm off for my 'Sock'-Ertes seminar! (The End Transmission Sign popped up)......."
 * Nell: "(Starts twitching madly.....)"
 * Nell's voice: "SHITAKIMUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS?!" (Echoes as unsentient birds were scared out of trees)
 * Nell: ARBASUS O. ARBASUS, WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEE?!?
 * Romoco: UH, DIVID!! HE'S HERE!!
 * ???: (Stan Smith voice) CAMPEI DEIM!!! (A Kelk similar to Cameron Campbell appeared)
 * Divid: (Gasps enthusiastically) MR. FAILWELL!!! What're you doing here?
 * Failwell: (Chuckles) Well I'm certainly not hiding from any authorities if that's what you're thinking.
 * Divid: What?
 * Nell: EEEEEEEEYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!! (Points at Failwell)
 * Failwell:... Huh? I thought that loud swear was a new voice.
 * Nell: YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO, YOU WUCKWAD!!! (Gets out his brochure) I SIGNED UP FOR SCIENCE CAMP, NOT SCIENCE CAMP AND MORE, I DON'T WANT MORE!!!!
 * Failwell: Well that's why you read the fine print, sport. (Shows the small 'and more' part) See? Now you can't sue us.
 * Nell:... You, lowdown, ugly-horned, money-laundering, false-advertising, cash-sniffing MOTHER WUCKEEEEERRRRR!!!!!!! FIRST OFF, THAT'S WAY TOO SMALL TO READ, YOU MADE IT THAT WAY ON PURPOSE!!!! SECOND OFF, 'NOW YOU CAN'T SUE US'?! WAY TO SOUND INCONSPICUOUS WITH YOUR SCAM, CUINTSUCKER!!!!!
 * Maux: Wow, check out the balls on New Kid.
 * Vicki: (Looks at her crotch) Where?
 * Maux: "..... The NERDY new kid."
 * Vicki: "Oh, you mean how he's scolding the founder dude?"
 * Failwell: "Uh, duh, uhh, Divid, please keep these kids on a tighter leash, will ya?"
 * Divid: "(Picks up Nell) I apologiese about that, Sir. He's just alittle upset the camp wasn't what he's expecting, he'll calm down with time."
 * Failwell: "Well he better. In the meantime, I'm off to my well secured and secluded moble camper in the woods for administraction reasonings and not because I'm trying to avoid cops. Take care Divid, and uh..... Tell Gwellen we may have to restrict TV access for abit, not because of the risk cops would trace it here, because..... We wouldn't want the kids to end up happening apawn her XTV stuff, would we?"
 * Divid: "Oh most diffently not, sir."
 * Maux: "(Quietly) Annnnnd there goes any legit entertainment in this place for miles now."
 * Failwell: "So good luck, have fun, and uh..... If any well-dressed athority types were to ask questions, deny everything! (Zooms off!) I'm also deactivating the old Screen Communicator for, wire inspection."
 * Divid: "Okay Mr. Failwell! (Failwell had already ran off)."
 * Maux: ".... So, how are you gonna break the news to Gwell."
 * Divid: "(Now got nervious)..... Well, I'll, rip the bandage off, as gently as I can. I'm sure she'll understand.... Ish."
 * Maux: Doubt it. She's addicted to that s*** just as much as new nerd kid is to modern technology. She'll definitely take it like a monster. Sooo, good luck.
 * Divid:...... (Gulps and left)
 * Maux:...... Nell, you want out? I can hotwire that bus so we can get the f*** out of here.
 * Nell:... Where'd a kid like you learn such language?
 * Maux: Where'd a kid like YOU learn such alien vulgarity? And that of UIS' jelly bosses for that matter?
 * Nell:... Touché. Let's get out of here. But, what about the Counslers?
 * Maux: "Oh trust me, Gwell will give goody-two-shoe Divid QUITE an earfull for what that crap boss of theirs just ordered. That bitch, REALLY loves her adult enterainment."
 * Vicki: Eh, I don't see what's so wrong about this place. I'm open to anything here.
 * Nell: Easy for you to say. You're a sentient-unsentient hybrid literally reliant on nature.
 * Maux: Wait, seriously? One of her parents f****d an unsentient version of her species?
 * Vicki: "Is that a problem, anti-animentient pricks?"
 * Maux: "Tecnecally, one of your parents have to be a "Being" for you to be an Animentient. You're more like, a grey-area result of a sentient animal fucking an unsentient counterpart. It's strangely wrong and unworng at the same time because, it's still within the spieces yet it's still tecnecally beastiality because the creature in question is an un-sentient creature and-"
 * Vicki: "Well it's still prickish of you to complain about that!"
 * Maux: Not my fault such a thing is just disturbing, you going to help us or not?
 * Vicki: Yes, but not to go with you. I'd love to drive a bus, but I might as well do you guys a favor. After all, I consider myself an agent of chaos.
 * Nell: "How are you an agent of an abstract concept to discripe things going into disorray and unorderly?"
 * Vicki:... The heck kinda genius are you?
 * Maux: "He's just over-thinking it."
 * Nell: "I'm just saying that it's physically impossable to represent an abstract concept."
 * Maux: Yeah, overthinking. Learn hyperbole, will you?
 * Vicki: Whatever. I'll distract the counselors so they won't notice you escaping from the camp from the cabin.
 * Maux: You sure they'll just as much be distracted when Gwellen ends up going-
 * Gwellen: ************************************ ******************* ****** ******************* ****** ************************************ WITH A SIDE OF ******************* *************** ****************** ************************** ************ RIGHT IN THE *************** ****************** ******* ***************************!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Vicki:... Wow. XTV must've given her the craziest vulgar vocabulary I've ever heard. But yeah. There's so many opportunities for them to notice. There ARE massive observational windows there after all- (Gwellen's screaming caused those same windows to shatter)... And that just made it easier.
 * The two snuck off while the going is good and Vicki went to the counselors.
 * Vicki: Wow, Gwellen. You have such a crazy temper and vocabulary.
 * Gwellen: Oh... You heard that, huh?
 * Vicki: You literally shattered your windows. Everyone could hear it.
 * Divid: Oh I am so stressed!!
 * Vicki: Oh... How about a song? That seems to relieve stress from an unbelievably happy guy like you.
 * Gwellen: "Well the only thing that can relieve MY stress is if I give that swindling asshole a piece of my mind?!"
 * Divid: Gwellen, please, violence never solves anything.
 * Gwellen: The many fights against the Villains Act beg to differ.
 * Divid: "Well, the fact that we ended up having to deal with 14 years of their bad behavior doesn't suggest that it worked."
 * Gwellen: "Ugh, are you sure you're not from Souvis? Cause ya sure talk like it!"
 * Divid: Nevertheless. A song is the best medicine.
 * Gwellen: I think it's laughter that's the best medicine.
 * Divid: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
 * Gwellen: Oh Arbasus Kraan no! (Divid sung this)
 * Divid:... Ahhh, MUCH BETTER!
 * Gwellen: "....... (Quietly) Why did I ever signed on board to this?"
 * Divid: Because your job hunt was a nightmare?
 * Gwellen: That was rhetorical!
 * Maux: (He and Nell were headed for the bus) I could've thought of that.
 * Nell:... Yeah, you COULD'VE.
 * Maux: Once we get on this bus, we'll be free of this wretched camp. (They jumped on and hotwired it, driving off as Woodsmaster saw it with a crazy squawk) YEEEES!!!! FREEEEEDOM!!!! GOODBYE CAMP FAILWELL, AND GOODBYE DIVID!! NOTHING CAN STOP US NOW!!! (They crashed into a tree and caused a traffic jam)...
 * Nell:... Except for the just-realized hindsight that neither of us know how to drive.
 * Maux:... F****************************!!!!! (Sighs), But at least, we're out of the camp.
 * Nell: "Only by a diamater, of 13 feet. (The Camp was seen a fair distence away)....."
 * Maux: "...... Why did the universe desided to be a COCK to me?"
 * Nell: "Tecnecally speaking, the universe is unsentient and is made up of countless quantom engeries, so it is not able to-"
 * Maux: "KRAAN, DUDE, CAN YOU NOT TAKE FIGURE OF SPEECHES LITTERALLY AND BE OVER ANALITICAL ABOUT IT?! WAS YOUR FATHER A SCIENTOLOGIST OR PHILOSOPHER?!"
 * Nell: Technically both.... (Maux face-palms)...
 * Gwellen: (As she and Divid dealt with authorities)... You have to admit, you guys didn't expect to make it this far.
 * Divid: "(As the athorities left) Tsk, tsk, tsk. I may expect these kinda hijinks with Maux, but I'm surprised at you Nell. You two ended up getting the athoritives involved. You two know how the founder is shy about athority figures."
 * Gwellen: "(Quietly) Likely because he could be a scammer."
 * Divid: Regardless, I hoped we learned a valuable lesson here.
 * Maux: Oh no. I hope YOU learned a lesson, Divid. Before today, you had only one little bastard to deal with. Now you got three, counting Vikki.
 * Divid: What? What did she-....... Ohhhhhhhhhh, crud! She was distracting us!
 * Gwellen: You're JUST realizing that?
 * Maux: Welcome to hell, Divid. Come on, Nell. I'll take you to your tent. (They left)
 * Gwellen:... This is going to be bigger than hell.
 * Divid: Oh, look on the bright side. He made not one, not three, but two new friends today. (Pulls out his guitar only for Gwellen to grab it and beat him with it as he screams comically)
 * Vikki: So how'd it go? You just realized you couldn't drive?
 * Maux:... Thanks for the heads-up.
 * Vikki: You're smart. Surely you had to figure it out for yourselves.
 * Maux: (Sighs)
 * Vikki: Still, I forgive you for what you said. It's a natural reaction. Put her there, friends. (They shook)
 * Nell: So, any other nearby camps we should know about?
 * Maux: Two. There's the Sweet Scouts. An all-female-
 * Vikki: WHAT?! AW DAMMIT, THOSE GIRLS ARE NEARBY?!? I'm officially in hell... AWESOME!!!
 * Maux/Nell: Eh?
 * Vikki: Yeah, I used to be a Sweet Scout. But they ran me out for being 'a more literal animal'. Glad to know that I can get some revenge sweeter than their gross boxed desserts. It'll be AWESOME to watch them squirm!!
 * Maux:... Good for you, I guess. Then of course, there's the Steelscouts. The most 'militant' camp on the foggy side of the lake. Don't take ANY s*** from them. They're trying to forcibly recruit new members, albeit not through immoral ways. They invaded the camp just last week. And the week before, they made a bet that we'd be nice for a day in exchange for our best member. Divid was stupid enough to both agree to it... THEN BROKE IT 23 HOURS AND 59 MINUTES LATER BECAUSE WE HAPPENED TO GET THE GROSSEST CAMPER IN EXISTENCE!!! Luckily we gave them the gross kid. It was certainly the best troll for those s***holes.... For how long it lasted until they turned him into one of them. He's not even the same gross kid anymore. That camp, morthed him.
 * Nell: "Well, that's because as a millaterry camp, it is allowed to utilise millaterry practices and basicly shape kids placed there into more obedient children. It's obvious Camp Steel was meant to deal with kids with delinquintcy and/or behavioral problems, and/or because they were from millaterry families and are being groomed to be future soldiers like them."
 * Vikki: "Well, hey, at least he wasn't gross anymore."
 * Maux: "Yeah, but now he equilly looks down on us as if he was always apart of those guys."
 * Nell: "To be fair, have you seen the camp we're in? They likely only look down on the place because it's primitive as fuck."
 * Maux: "Fair enough, but good grief, they don't have to be assholes about it."
 * Barbear Cub: But hey, for a primitive budget, they get the job done legitimately.
 * Nell: You'd like to prove that, huh?
 * Barbear Cub: Well given the tattoo on your arm, your religion is too much to bully you on a regular basis. Does that count?
 * Nell:... Depends. What camp did you sign up for?
 * Barbear Cub: I didn't sign up for a camp. My mother signed me up for behavioral correction camp.
 * Nell:... BOOT CAMP?!?
 * Barbear Cub: But they didn't realize that such a thing would make me worse.
 * Vikki: Eh?
 * Barbear Cub: Assuming I've always been bad is a narrow-minded observation. It doesn't occur to people that I'm just a byproduct of the judgmental overprotective society. I mean you chew ONE tarter in the shape of a gun, and BANG, in-school suspension. Suddenly you're labeled a problem child for life. You're not like the other kids, you're bad. So then you get sent to a place where people perpetuate the same negative mentality, making you worse so that by the time you return home, you actually ARE bad, thus continuing the endless cycle of crime and punishment, until all that's left is a little cub. A little cub who believes he can only be what he's been labeled. A loser. A lost cause. A bully.
 * Nell:... By the previous Grandmind!
 * Maux: That's obviously bulls***. If he knows, he shouldn't be such a bully.
 * Barbear Cub: I never said it was a quick process. What'd you expect? I'm just a cub. Name's Gnarc, by the way.
 * Nell: Is there a rest stop between here and the point?
 * Gnarc: The point is that they made me see how much pain I've been causing by... Well...
 * Divid: COME HERE, LITTLE GUY!! (He tries to hug him until he tripped on a rock and accidentally slapped Gnarc in the face surprising everybody)... OH NO, GNARC, I'M SO SORRY!! Are you okay?
 * Gnarc:... Whoa. That, really hurt. Damn, I can't believe I've been subjecting people to physical violence like this. I feel kinda bad about my behavior.... I should probably go back to my tent and think about what I've done today. Sorry, everybody.
 * Divid:......
 * Gwellen: Wow... I guess... You did it, Divid.
 * Divid: Nonono, this is not okay!!!
 * Gnarc: No, I needed it. Thanks for your help, Divid. My mom would love to know the progress you made today. (Leaves)
 * Nell:... That's all it took? Seriously?
 * Maux: Well nothing else worked.
 * Divid: I am confiscating that pocket knife! (Gnarc just paused before stabbing Divid through the hand and he was later seen crying like a wuss while his hand was bandaged by Gwellen)... (Later) I, I had no idea you felt that way. I'm sorry.
 * Gnarc: (Stabbed him in the other hand) WHATEVER, D***-TURD!! (Pushed him in the water and Divid was later seen crying and being bandaged again)
 * Vikki: (He and Nell scoffed and burst in laughter) WHAT A WUSS!!!
 * Nell: (Laughs) But still. Surely there's ONE camp they can't cover. Like space camp. A camp like that needs a bigger budget and equipment than this s***! Explain that!
 * Gnarc: Why don't you ask Space Boy? I don't know squat about space. Besides, there's no joy in going to space since it's been LOOOOOOOOOONG mastered.
 * Nell: Yeah. Good point. I'll most certainly ask him. I can't wait to hear what he has to say.
 * Vedger (Space Boy): (Tinkering with a cheap box spaceship)... One day, I WILL go to space!

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