The Powers That Be Awesome

Time to get started on this episode. Let's see if we don't end up pissing each other off when creating this episode.

MSM Side
When on a trip to a nerd's convention on Planet Mugioh, the Heroes Act and Dexter and their fan club talk about the families known as Huncus and Armatage as two weapon-manufacturing families that have had a 190-year corporate feud with each other even after the death of their founders. Now the two families continue yet rarely struggle to get along with each other, having the same corporate successes and have a hold over a hundred worlds in the AUU. They even discover that a popular branch in the Beofynzeny System has been unknown for over 25 years or more as it was surrounded by a red Micro-Dyson Sphere that protected it from the Villains Act, especially the Planet Uridia which was the origin place of the U-Tech Armatage Weapon line, and was the only unknown sellers of such weapons. But when they analyze one of the U-Tech weapons and how it has similarities to a Huncus weapon, they stumble upon a conspiracy that might mean that the two families might be fighting again. They investigate through both companies' current presidents, Clinton Armatage and Atrick Osse Huncus, and that they have had no idea about this as they were so busy to not notice the similarities. Thus, this may turn out to not just be protection against villainy and crime, but as protection from heroes as well considering there MAY be evil within. Thus, discovering that the system's shield only allows Armatage Corporation ships to enter, they, along with the Lodgers by request from the Grand Council, and a stowaway Dexter bring all their vehicles in an Armatage Cargo Ship to sneak inside and investigate. They discover that it is a living hellhole "on par with Borderlands" according to Icky, as the two families there are indeed fighting, but not because of rivalry, but because the system's branch had been taken over by a greedy adopted descendant of the Armatage family by the name of Awesome Jaxtom. He had taken over the branch, turned it into a corporatocracy, and gained control over most of the system, and thus the Huncus branch formed a rebellion to end it as the result of the corporatocracy not just stealing their technology, but also by stealing their facilities thanks to clever manipulation of the technology gained from underground vaults left behind by ancient Teadr 1 beings called the Uridians, which were from this system. Jaxtom took over because of the fact that he had big ideas for his family's company, but when he was denied the chance due to controversy, he forced the issue by crippling his father, betraying his two polygamous families, and selling them out or doing whatever he wanted to them as they refused to play ball, and thus, despite keeping to his word of making the company better, he did it at a cost, forcing everyone to follow through with lies and conspiracy to the rest of the people of the system, maintaining their loyalty through it's public police force, the Phaseforce, through their corrupt usurper Commandant Steelea, and doing private fights against his enemies through his Armatage Armed Forces (AAF) consisting of mind-controlled people and Loader-like robots. Naturally the heroes decide to find a way to end Jaxtom's reign of terror and restore peace within the Beofynzeny System. But they discover that Deadpool is there as well after killing an otherworldly Ezzoyan Bandit posing as him as he was stuck there for a few weeks as it was 'a system that spoke his language' and he couldn't resist violating the limits of his work to go there, and was this close to escaping until he met the Lodge who conveniently came in, and thus he joins their cause to stop Jaxtom, especially since he was seeking to kill him himself, and now because of 'teacher's pets', he has to clearly back down on such a punishment. However, Jaxtom is not going to let his power die so easily as he places the entire system under the Quarantine Initiative, shutting down the OmniNet connection and anything reliable for the heroes to succeed unless they heed his orders to surrender, which they still refuse, sending the AAF and the Phaseforce after them as they are always able to track their location and demeans them wherever they went. Thankfully, with help from some new allies fighting against Jaxtom, the allies of the fabled Vault Seekers in Fyregem who had been under Jaxtom's control for a whole year thanks to Steelea, they discover that Jaxtom is indeed vulnerable. They state that the Quarantine Initiative is an advanced form of jamming as it only retains OmniNet connections and power for him as it has control over the system's robotic and artificial forces, especially since much of it is done through some kind of AI construct guarded heavily by Steelea and the AAF. Should they destroy that, it will compromise Jaxtom's control and leave him with little control over not just his robots and mind-controlled victims including the Vault Seekers, but also his dozens of backup plans he has in store which can be activated anywhere by him and his robot army. Then that will leave them with a chance to deactivate the rest of Jaxtom's control, leaving him completely powerless save for certain creations. But throughout their journey, they discover more including the fact that the AI construct actually contained one of Jaxtom's half-breed daughters, Wenby Armatage, who was thought to be dead, but was acting as the corrupt Vault Seekers' 'Guardian Angel' who guided them through their quest to find all 88 Uridian Vaults so Jaxtom can claim them as they constantly interfered in such a quest before being mind-controlled, and upon her release, she explains her father's back story. However, despite her being hooked up to the OmniNet, she has no memory of what happened afterward, and she feels energetic surges that come and go, and thus has to learn to control them. As they free more of his family and friends, they discover more, and eventually find the key to defeating him once and for all, as Jaxtom accidentally created it through his daughter as it involves an old Uridian legend. But Jaxtom is still not giving up as he offers a huge reward for any criminals and bandits within the system who can bring them to him. So, with Jaxtom doing any and all that he can to ensure that his rule is secure, will our heroes succeed?

Scroopfan Side
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Overall Result Summary
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Material
(First of all, MSM. Rememember that this series, IS A COMEDY?! Second, what did you expect from someone who never touched a borderlands title in his life?! 3rdly, I'm trying to make Jaxtom abit more original then just making him Handsome Jack as a monkey! Again, nothing personal in your ideals, I meant that as constructive criticisum.)

Uridian Vault/Vault Seeker Introduction
Beginning Scene 1 year ago...
 * (Morco): So, ya wanna hear a story? How bout, treasure hunters? (Laughs) Have I gotta story for YOU, then! Uridia! This is our home. But not always so. It and the other planets in the system, were teaming with life before we came. But make no mistake. This is NOT a system of peace and love. Even before their precursors' extinction, they said it's a wasteland, and it's dangerous, and that only a fool would look for something of value here. Then perhaps, I am a fool. But do not be fooled by what Uridia and the Beofynzeny System appears to be. There was a legend. MAAANY people tell it. The legend, of the 88 Uridian Vaults. When my adopted children were still rambunctious children, I would always go on and on about the Vault, even after when I thought I'd have my last dying breath. Contains advanced alien technology. Infinite wealth. Fame. Power. Women. So, you can understand why these little kiddos I tell the stories to grow up to become Vault Seekers. Well, I have a story you may not believe, but I assure you, it's true. The legend of the Uridian Vaults are real. And the stories stem right here in their precursor creators' home system. But they didn't do this by themselves. They had friends. Some included a crazy feloot-faced scientist from beyond, some grub lady with attitude, some crazy little vrat with good wheels, a crazy dino with a rock-solid head, and most importantly... Me! But... Sadly, they didn't stick around all the time. It was... Quite tragic when I lost what I considered the children I never had. It started... Last year.
 * (The intro went on like this as the intro song from before played on the radio the bus was playing)
 * Morco: (His bus nearly ran over a Skrag at a nearby billboard of Uridia as it chittered in aggravation)... Yeesh, these AUU-licensed songs, I don't know how they do so well with their originality. These 'Cage the Elephant' guys have spunk. Sucks I can't leave and check 'em out myself.
 * High-Tech GPS: ETA to Fyregem, 20 minutes.
 * Morco: Eh, I'm sure these kids can wait. ALRIGHT, BACK THERE, TIME TO WAKE UP! (The eight Vault Seekers woke up in comedic ways) It's a BEAUTIFUL day on Uridia! And most importantly, it is a day, FULL OF OPPORTUNITY!
 * Amphibian-Like Female Being: WHEW!... Well, Morco, I can see those caffeine patches work fine.
 * Morco: Yeah, helps a guy stay up enough to drive all night. I can tell you kiddies need some stretchin'.
 * Frog-Like Animal: Eh, I can go for one!
 * Robot: My joints feel stiff as well. (They stretched themselves as the frog-like creatre and his pet carnivorous bird revealed themselves in common Borderlands-like fashion as Troge Hunts, and his BFF, Bloodbeak, and the robot introduced itself as Zemo, Robot Harbinger Of Anger And Rage)
 * Amphibian-Like Female Beings: (They stretched, high-fived, and displayed mysterious powers, and introduced themselves as Ierlith Blast and Taya Blast, They're Trouble, The Kinda Trouble You Want)
 * Crocodile-Like Animal/Gruid: (They stretched, did exercise, and toted their guns, revealing themselves as Rollond Thex Folstock and Axon Armatage-Huncus, Military Deserters Gone Antiheroes)
 * Two 8-Tusked Elephant-Like Brothers: (They struggled in their seats and then got enough space to stretch, trumpet wildly, and introduce themselves as Jettle Zukudor, or Block and Samber Zukudor, Brothers-In-Arms AND Fists)
 * Morco: We're 19 minutes away from home, my friends. Do what you can until we get there! (The bus drove away)...
 * Rollond:... Well... We've been searching God knows how long for ANY of the Vaults here. But it's been RIDICULOUSLY hard because Armatage, with their power-hungry 'hero', tries so hard to get to it first.
 * Samber: I agree. What is in those Vaults do not, nor deserve to, belong to them. Their leader just wants power and revenge. It's ridiculous.
 * Ierlith: Now, now, everyone. We can deal with him in good time.
 * Taya: Indeed. Soon enough, Jaxtom will not know what hit him. (Something tremors on the bus)
 * Axon:... What the hell was that?
 * Morco: It appears we got company. You guys got enough energy for a hoedown?
 * Rollond: There's NEVER no time for a hoedown! (They all armed themselves as they teleported on top of the bus, to find LOADER-like robots)
 * Taya: A-SENTRIES!!!
 * A-Sentry #1: Combat commencing! (They armed themselves)
 * A-Sentry #2: Get on your knees!
 * Troge:... Bloodbeak, if you will? (The bird attacked them and caused them to fall off their hovercrafts and fall apart upon impact)
 * A-Sentry #3: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!... Why were we programmed to feel pain!? It feels very counter-intuitive and not really beneficial in the long ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuun... (It shut down)
 * Rollond: Consider that a warning! Either leave now, or there's more where THAT came from!
 * A-Sentry #4: We serve no one but Jaxtom! Prepare for combat! (This song played as they fought for the entire song)
 * Jettle: (They got back inside the bus) Well, that was fu- (They were surprised to see that, instead of Morco driving the bus, it was a robotic dummy of a specific Acrillisape)
 * ???: It's cute that ya'll think you're the heroes of this little adventure... But you're not! Armatage, AND ALL THE POWER HELD WITHIN THE SYSTEM AND BEYOND, belong to me! Welcome to hell, kiddos! (The robotic dummy exploded with a massive flash that caused everything to fade into white)

Awesome Jaxtom Introduction

 * (Morco): Well, that was when things started getting REAL serious, REAL fast! I was mysteriously knocked out, and thrown into Fyregem when I woke up. It was then and there that I realized that the entire fate of the Beofynzeny System, hung in the balance. You see, there was a figure who had two polygamous families and children, who found one of the 88 Vaults, and went so far, and destroyed the guardians within it. Inside contained riches and technology beyond their companies' wildest dreams. But this figure... He was power-hungry. He was the adopted son of the leader of the System's Armatage Corporation Branch, and he was denied the chance to lead. Bitter and convinced his leadership was the right one, he betrayed his own family, having his human wives exiled with the other humans, and enslaving his two hybrid children. One of them, having a ton of power. But seizing the technology inside and later overthrowing the corporation wasn't the end of it. Before they knew it, that Vault's opening triggered the growth of Uridium, a priceless alien energetic substance utilized by the precursors to have immense power. In fact, it is the same power as my adopted daughters. Uridian power. If given the right mutation, you can wield the powers these precursors wielded. And that's what my adopted daughters, and the figure's powerful daughter, and many others, were able to do. Soon enough, the rare and valuable mineral, emerged all across Uridia than it ever did before, and the Vault on Uridia caused a chain reaction that did the same to the rest of the planets in the system. It's appearance attacted many, including the Armatage Corporation, with it's new power-hungry leader. They claimed a TON of power, in order to mine Uridium, and bring more peace to the savage system. Through their excavations, they uncovered more clues as to the whereabouts of the OTHER Vaults. The evil figure vowed to find them all, and use their power to advance his ill-gotten company, and civilize the Beofynzeny System once and for all. But each time they went this far, my children got in the way. They wanted to get to it first, not because of their lust for treasure and wealth, which is not so easily resisted, but to stop this figure, from making good on a promise of power and revenge. This figure... Was Awesome Jaxtom! Loathsome is more like it. Anyway, when I awoke, I never saw them for a while... Until I learned from Huncus spies that they were... Under the control of Jaxtom. He thought that, if they were so desperate to find the Vaults, then they should let them, but with a fresh new twist. The system's honorable and noble Phaseforce was corrupted thanks to a traitorous individual. Jaxtom replaced their cut Huncus funding with his company's funding to make them stronger, especially when the discovery of Uridium made their wepon manufacturing even stronger. In return, she brought my precious Vault Seekers, into their control, so they can find the Vaults for them. They were turned into sleeper agents. They showed no remorse to any they cared about. All they knew, was loyalty to their corrupting corporate master. And what guided them?... His daughter, turned AI. It seemed that, with our heroes gone, all would be lost. That... Is when a miracle happened....

Confronting Deadpool
Ezzoylund Wastes, Tolvent Elsewhere. Back to the main location. Cutaway Present
 * Xandy: I can't believe we have to do the work of some crazy child just to get clues to stop this corporatocratic madness.
 * (Small Sauce): Hey, lady, at least be grateful I'm trying to help! Trust me, the clues ya' found from Meat-Stick will help ya' get to Jaxxy Boy. We may be nutso, but we're the best you've got.
 * Gazelle: As much as I hate to agree with a mentally-challenged child, she's right. This is a system that has been isolated by evil for decades. What've we got to lose?
 * Squidward: Our self-respect? Our sanity? Our lunch?
 * Duke:... Sometimes, your attitude can be as annoying as the others with the same problems.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Amen.
 * ???: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!!!
 * Banzai: "Yes?"
 * Everyone was shocked to see a red figure charging down and leaping upon them as they dodged!
 * Banzai: "..... Oh why do I keep replying to that?"
 * Shenzi:... Oh, I KNOW that is not-
 * ???: That's right! It's ME, DEADPOOL! (The figure is slightly similar) And I've got QUITE the bounty to get from you guys! Steelea is expecting you to follow their orders, and you ignore her! So, I'm gonna stop ya' from getting any further!
 * Squidward:... Yer' not Deadpool!
 * "Deadpool": "What're you talking about, I am Deadpoll, ugh, Deadpool!"
 * Squidward: "Well, first off, since WHEN is Deadpool about following the orders of his payer? Usually Deadpool is followed by Weird Al music BEFORE he shouts Banzai. Secondly, he considers us friends, so no bounty would ever be good enough for him. And 3rd, he's terrorable at conversion. So he rarely accepts AUU money."
 * Pleakly: Heck, why are you even dressing up like him? How do you even know him? We made sure he never visited the AUU.
 * "Deadpool" began to sweat.
 * "Deadpool": "Uhhh..... I'm, an evil clone of his?"
 * Icky: "Well to be fair, that is true in marvel canon as sometimes there can be evil deadpool clones, but thing is, he usually makes sure he never has to deal with their bullshit. In fact, I can predict he would show up in three, two, 1. (Points up to the air.)"
 * ???: BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII!! (Some familiar swords stabbed the imposter in the neck, who was revealed to be an Ezzoyan Bandit posing as Deadpool, as the swords were from Deadpool himself)
 * Icky: "(Points at the Real Deadpool pwning Imposter-Deadpool) Boom goes the dynimite."
 * Deadpool: SURPRIISE! Got the little bastard stealing my image! (The Lodgers and heroes were shocked as he slashed at the imposter, then stabbed him in the butt, and took his dismembered head and took a selfie) Pose for the camera, Mr. Silly! Perfect! (He threw the head away) I'm SOOOO Tweeting this... Wait... No Twitter in this world. Eh, doesn't matter. I love secretly stowing away an AUU ship to be able to come to AUU Borderlands but in systemary planet form! This is place is awesome! I am gonna start coming here alot for now on! Heck, I might even consider moving here and- (He noticed the Lodgers)... Awww, crap. (Looks at the fallen bandit and shoves the ruined corpse away into the bushes, hoping it won't be seen.) Heeeeey, guys! What's shaking? I missed you guys! I haven't really seen you since the occational camio I made in some prior episodes, am I right? (They looked angrily at him) Hey, Pang Bing, how's the self empowerment doing? Still have a girl crush on Furry Shakira? And heeeeey, Trix, how's your teradactyl cult doing? (Shen was about to bring out his blade while holding back his rage).... So, I, bet you're wondering wha-what I'm doing in the AUU. Well, If you heard what I said earlier, yeah, pretty much that. (They continued staring him down)... Ok ok ok ok, I get the memo! I know I'm not allowed here, but, when I heard about this system having mercenaries, bounties, alot of unredeemable crooks here, and treasure hunting, I kinda couldn't resist. It was kinda speaking my language, and I figured that you weren't gonna come here in time to save this system, since, ya know, A Handsome Jack rip-off isn't usually of great concern to you guys, so I thought-
 * Lord Shen: You thought WHAT? That it was WORTH disobeying us?
 * Boss Wolf: "And on that note, guess what? The Grand Council asked us to MAKE Jaxtom our concern!"
 * Deadpool: Guys, please, it was only gonna be this once.
 * Icky: "Then WHY did you say you planned on living here?"
 * Deadpool: Hey, at least it's in a system where everything is already unbelieveablely shitty! Whatever I can do here, won't mean a goddamn thing! I'll adapt to the weirdo universe money here and become richer then Kingpin here! So no harm done guys! Seriously!
 * Vancer: Whoa, whoa, time out, who is this guy?
 * Deadpool: I'm glad you asked. (He plays this)
 * Vancer:... What's a Chimichanga?
 * Deadpool: Okay, THAT one makes more sense than an imp not knowing what it is. All the same though, bro, your really missing out. (Gives Vancer a Chimichanga).
 * Icky: "I wouldn't take that man, ya know where he keeps it."
 * Deadpool: "Oh relax, I kept it fresh in this pandimentional cube I stole from Dr. Doom, which is.... Half the other reason I came here. Yeeah, I, Kinda got in Doomy's badside so, that's why I'm complicating on living here now."
 * The Lougers and Gazelle facepalm!
 * Zosimo: "..... I reckon your some kind of known reckless idiot, are ya?"
 * Deadpool: "(Suddenly in a southerner's outfit) (Southern accent) And I reckon you'd be some kind of smartass, ain't ya?"
 * Zosimo: "What in samhill, how did he get a costume change so quickly?!"
 * Icky: "Don't question it. You'll suffer a major brain fart if you think too much about it."
 * Cynder: But, let's give you the long more understandable explanation. He's a former enemy of ours from our UUniverses, starting out as a human mercenary who developed cancer.
 * Deadpool: I had 34 tumors. They were literally EVERYWHERE!
 * Cynder: And, with little hope, he went into these corrupt science experiments that injected him with DNA of humans that have this genetic mutation that allows them superpowers as it's SUPPOSED to be their next stage of evolution.
 * Tether:... So, in other words-
 * Cynder: Yeah, it's like the genetic anomalies of your humans, yet with a different twist. Deadpool gained the near-limitless healing factor of one of his 'frenemies', along with a lot of other abilities, and became a wise-cracking fourth-wall-breaking annoyance who briefly joined the Villain League as a replacement partner for one of their members, until he renounced his membership during one of our later adventures when Spyro was leading. Now he's more or less an ally to us on certain occasions.
 * Deadpool: (As a game show host) DING-DING! AND CYNDER WINS THE GRAND PRIZE! YOU GET TO PUT UP WITH MY CRAP FOR THE REST OF THE EPISODE!
 * Most of the Lodgers: (Dubbed as TFS Namekians when learning of their old home planet's destruction) DAMMIT!!
 * Deadpool: "(Back to normal) Yep! So, I'm only gonna be here until Doom gets defeated.... Or reconed.... Or killed until continity changes again. Or just makes another cube. Either way, I, kinda need to hide out for a bit."
 * Icky: "Uggggh, good son of a gun. Well, we may as well get this out of the way. You now know about our mission, so let's cut the bulls*** and help us out in taking down Jaxton."
 * Deadpool: "Well, that depends. Does he have a bounty on him?"
 * Hudson: "Well, in universes outside of this system, yes, defeating Jaxtom and maybe capturing him is worth a considerable fortune dead or alive."
 * Deadpool squeeed!
 * Lord Shen: "...... Why did you HAVE to encourage him, Hudson?"
 * Deadpool: "Ohhh yeah! I'm gonna claim me an alernate universeal bounty! ANNNNNNND, that fortune will make me set up an estate here!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Groans). Okay fine?! But I expect that you follow our ways to the core?! And do NOT embarrass us infront of the very few allies we made here! And before we can get started, do you by any chance did something stupid here prior to our meeting?"
 * Deadpool: "All I did here was kill off bandits and marauders and collected a s*** load of lost treasures, Borderlands style! I hid it all in my "Deadpool's Stach" cave and left it totally inconspicuous!"
 * A small cave was surrounded by Vegas Sytile Lights pointing to it reading "Deadpool's Stach, do not enter" "Intruders will be shot. Survivers will be shot again." and "No valuable money in here."
 * Vrat Bandits sees this.
 * VB #1: ".... Pfft! What an idiot."
 * (Deadpool): "But in an event an asshole manages to find my stach."
 * The Vrat Bandits took one step closer, and suddenly, an army of Borderlands-esque robots appeared and blast the Vrat Bandits to smithereens Looney Tunes style.
 * The smoke settled and reveiled a burned Skeleton of the Vrat Bandits.
 * Vrat Bandit #2 Skeleton: "..... Mom was right. I should've been a doctor." (They all fell apart)
 * Gazelle: ".... Ay ay ay..... Well, at least we found you before you did something REALLY estupido."
 * Deadpool: "Gees guys, you guys treat me like I'm an irreverseable dishastor waiting to happen!"
 * Sparx: That's because you pretty much are!
 * Spyro: Sparx!
 * Deadpool: But on the plus side, I GOT ME A S***-LOAD OF AUU WEAPONRY!!! (He shows an entire collection of AUU weapons he found as The Lion Sleeps Tonight played again)... I've had so much fun with them...
 * (The song continued to play as Deadpool used the weapons he found to make kills like these)
 * Deadpool: Ah, good times!
 * Gazelle:... (Sighs) You are SERIOUSLY hard to understand sometimes.
 * Deadpool: "If I had a dollar for everytime said that, I wouldn't need to be a mercenary!"

Jaxtom and Commandant Steelea's Order
New Haven Helertia's Office Outside. (Started singing this!) A painful beating later. (Later into the scene.)
 * Bilge: (The heroes were transported there)... Welcome, to New Haven.
 * Patrick: NEW Haven? What happened to Old Haven?
 * Bilge: Under heavy Phaseforce quarantine. It's leader, Helertia Porsche, was harboring Huncus Rebels in hopes of building up the Huncus Rebellion further. Then Meat-Stick sold them out and had the entire place seized. All the Rebels were slaughtered, and Helertia took as much as she could save here to New Haven.
 * Icky: "Yeesh, tough break."
 * Bilge: It was. But New Haven has been safe for a whole decade. Helertia should give you enough to begin your quest. She said she had a key piece for the Vault Seekers before they were captured which she found by complete accident.
 * Deadpool: Oh, poo! At least we got the second piece of the key without having trouble. At least we didn't have to deal with those two Jubba the Hutt wanna-bes fighting over the key and killing anyone to get it. Yeesh. They tear up the Trashwater Coast and all those Vrat Bandits more then how Galactus chews up planets! HELL, WE ALMOST GOT KILLED BY THESE UNIVERSES' VERSION OF A RAKK HIVE!!! But hey, at least I had a great time. If I DON'T get to live here, I can at least drop by and cash in the currency of this world to that of my UUniverses.
 * Bilge: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, great. Another maniac. Like we don't have enough of those laying around."
 * Miami: Ignor him. The lougers discribed him to be an idiot, it's, best not to take him seriosuly. Let's just move. (They entered)
 * Helertia: (On communications as the heroes came in) "I'm transmitting to inform you that I've made a decision I think you won't like. As administrator of New Haven, I am responsible for the well being of its citizens, and in that capacity, I must keep the road to Chanceltown closed for now. Baron Farseam's tribe and that infernal contraption of theirs have done significant damage to the runways and safe havens out on the Salt Flats. I'm surprised he managed to get by the Phaseforce considering he was right next to their HQ. Anyway, I have it and many areas leading around their territory, including Old Haven, shut down and I don't want citizens getting hurt trying to get past them."
 * Melman: Holy crap! She looks like a mix between a giraffe and a pterosaur!
 * Devon: "Well, she almost looks charming enough to encourage dactyls and giraffes to marry."
 * Bilge: It is a Highland Lanker, or Herbaraffus longicollum maxageus. Native to tropical grasslands, these herbivores are specialized to avoid pred-
 * Icky: "WE GET IT, JACKASS 2.0., WE DIDN'T CAME HER FOR AN ENCLYIPEDIA ABOUT ANIMALS, YOU OVERGLORIFIVED BUCKET OF BOLTS?! I OUTTA-"
 * Helertia: (She turned on a holo-barrier that blocked off their noise as Icky was heard yelling to Bilge in aggravation while the others noticed the barrier) So, please, if you wish to get to wherever you need to go, you must take long ways around. Or maybe just use the Digiporter. Anything you find cheaper. Thank you. (She cut off transmission, and turned off the holo-barrier)... And, I trust, you "charming" people are the defeaters of the VA?
 * Lord Shen: Quite. We had a lot of work to do to get our first Vault Key Piece.
 * Trixie: Though, SOMEONE (Nudging Deadpool) Didn't know how to operate the oPad function Duke came up with since our Mieber mission until he actually decided to as us when we got it.
 * Deadpool: Hey, give me a break here, I didn't know much about these worlds. It's my first time here after all.
 * Duke:... (Sighs)
 * Helertia: Well based on what you said, your clearly here about the vault key.
 * Bilge: Indeed they are.
 * Helertia: Well, I have been keeping it safe since I found it in one of Laricia's crazy adventures. had to hide it in a very special place away from here to keep it from being stolen. But I must ask you to brace for the secrecy barrier in case of any spies. (A techno-dubstep ringtone was heard)... (Sighs) Hold on, I gotta take this. (She anwers) Hello?
 * (Jaxtom): (In a disguised voice) Uh yes, I would like a place an order for three Zixxas, a large soda, and a double-sized case of (Normal voice) YOUR BUSTED ASSES?!
 * Everyone was shocked!
 * Helertia: (She hung up)... WHEW! That was clo- (Suddenly, all the transmissions in the city showed his face)
 * Jaxtom was seen laughing but nothing came out!
 * Icky: "Uhhhh..... What, happened to the guy's voice?"
 * Jaxtom was seen talking a big speech yet no words came out.
 * Bilge: "Oh son of a bitch, not again! Hey, hey, Hey Jax! The audio's out?!"
 * Jaxtom stopped air talking and heard Bilge!
 * Bilge: "Yeah sorry, our connection's kinda crap at the moment, so, your gonna have to reset your router for abit."
 * Jaxtom faceplamed and complained to an unseen person!
 * Icky: "Well THIS kinda negated his threat levels."
 * Bilge: "I know, that connection's terrorable."
 * Helertia: "(Sees jaxtom struggling with the connection) Uggghhhhh. He's worse then my parents when they try to call me."
 * The Hologram vanishes!
 * Bilge: "No one get cocky, he's resetting the router."
 * Jaxtom's voice: "Hello?"
 * Bilge: "AW CRAP?! Okay, you got the audio, but now the picture's gone?!"
 * Jaxtom's voice: "THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR GETTING AN INSTRUCTION'S MANUAL IN ZOIANESE?! Okay, let me try- (Sounds are heard as Jaxtom reappears in random colors and shapes that makes him look like an idiot!) Come on you piece of junk, work?! (He gots the proper hologram setting) Okay, are we good?"
 * Icky: "Yep, your all set for your obertary villain threat."
 * Jaxtom: Okay, first of all, RUDE that you hung up on me when I was ushering a fake order! Secondly, thanks to my spy probes painstakenly worked to finally pinpoint this place, I can finally say yhe following speech I have prepared for such an occation.... Firstly.... F*** you, Assholes?! What's the big idea turning against me like you did?! I am trying to put lost Urdian tec to good use and you take abunch of rebelers seriously?! Now, seconldy, to those that SOMEHOW don't know jack-squat about me, I'll introduce myself. The name's Awesome Jaxtom, Leader of the Beofynzeny System and CEO of the Armatage Corporation. And I came to the understanding that there's some outsiders present here. Well, I can give you people three opitions because you caught me in a generious mood. First one: Get off of the planet! This is a private matter and shouldn't concern outsiders. Second: If you must stay, then at least make yourselves useful, get all of the Vault Keys and bring them to me, and if okay with you, GET RID OF THE REBELER SCUM!?
 * Mr. Krabs: "You ain't the boss of us!"
 * Jaxtom: "Would this, (opens up a case of auu money) convince you?"
 * Mr. Krabs, Deadpool, and Tuilo looked awestruck at the money!
 * Jaxtom: "There's also this (Opens another suitcase), and this, (opens another), and more (opens a bunch of suitcases!) Heck, you should see my lawn! (Gets the holo-camera and points it to a yard filled with suitcases filled with money as a shovel-bulldoser drops more.)"
 * Tuilo started daydreaming and drooling!
 * Mr. Krabs eyes turned into giant gold bars and slammed to the ground!
 * Bilge: ".... Does, that happen alot?"
 * Spongebob: "No, usually they're silver."
 * Deadpool's eyes turned into dollars with his face on it dressed like historic presidents.
 * Cynder: "Ugggh. I hate to do this. (Cynder pounced and the trio and beaten them up!) (After the tussle)."
 * Jaxtom: But alcourse, there's always opition number three, but..... For the sake of me having a positiv light, I think it's best you don't know about that. Consider this your one and ONLY warning, because I will ALWAYS be watching you!... Cuz'... Well... I own the place, and you have no authority here.
 * Gilda: You know, you sound like a guy who has a LOT to lose.
 * Bilge: Understatement of our lifetimes!
 * Jaxtom: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM, YOU GODDAMN TRASH BOT!!!
 * Bilge: HEY, MY MOTHER WAS A TRASH BOT!!!
 * Zosimo:... I thought you said your mother was a Vendbot.
 * Bilge:... I never said that. Maybe it was another Bilge. (He played a recording of him saying that and even identifying his PIN number)... Do you record everything I say? (Those words were recorded)...
 * Donkey: A-HAH! Busted!
 * Bilge: OKAY, I CONFESS?! I DON'T HAVE A MOTHER!!! I'M A GODDAMN ROBOT!!! IT'S JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL INADEQUATE AND TEACH THEM NOT TO DEMEAN MY MODEL FOR... OH, YOU LITTLE TRICKSTERS, NOW EVERYONE'S GONNA START SHOOTING AT ME!!! (Jaxtom laughs) AAGGHH!! This is as aggravating as a goddamn censorbot!
 * Jaxtom: Sorry, sorry, watching that trash can mope about his miserable life is hilarious. AHEM! Back to business. So, yeah, I'll be having the Phaseforce AND the AAF on high-alert to ensure you follow my orders. If you think about crossing ME, I'll know. This world belongs to me! I am the rightful head of the Armatage Corporation, and the rightful one who should have ALL the credit for discovering such beauty the Uridians found, because I did. I did what I had to do to get here, and you will do NOTHING to interfere! Or I will PERSONALLY introduce you to my BFFs. And by BFFs, I don't mean Best Friends Forever, I mean BIG F****** FRIENDS! (Laughs) Oh, God, that was a GOOD one, wasn't it? (Laughs)... LAUGH, WALDEN!!! (The guy named Walden was doing so)... And this is Awesome Jaxtom, signing off! (He shut off transmission)
 * Helertia:... Uggh, we barely have New Haven for no less then three weeks and already Jaxtom has found it.
 * Icky: "Eh, Ce La Ve."
 * Helertia: Well, I hope that dispite your unrelieable behaviors that everything about you conquests are true, because we CLEARLY quite need you outsiders! Jaxtom's gonna have this place sacked!
 * Deadpool: You think we're scared of some big monkey alien with heterochromia, a Handsome-Jack-like style, and happens to have a LOTTA power? We'll fix this faster than you can say "Cha-Ching"!
 * (Albino Gruid): (Got into the transmissions of the city) This is Commandant Steelea, leader of the Phaseforce! I have got strict orders to ensure the outsiders obey certain demands one way or the other. Let me tell you something, outsiders! When you enter OUR territory, you are OUR property! And any property AUTOMATICALLY belongs to us! So unless you wanna suffer a massive penalty, you will heed to Jaxtom's warning and standards CLEARLY. Disobedience NOR insubordination to our orders will NOT be tolerated! With the knowledge of your place's location, we are awaiting any insubordination, and will attack if we do not get what we expect. We seized Old Haven without ANY casualties, it will be no different here! And as he said, consider this your one and ONLY warning! (She cuts off transmission)
 * Deadpool:... Okay... NOW I am officially scared. (He peed himself off-screen)
 * Helertia: AAHH, I JUST WASHED THAT CARPET!!! Look, aliens, maybe it's best you leave the planet and not get involved either way. Jaxtom tends to be very dangerious when his crip gets rattled, and I rather not have ANYONE suffer a giant temper tandrum like the last time he was badly provoked! Trust me, the less you know about it, the better. I just hope the Grand Council didn't had high expectations on you helping us out.
 * Sandy: WE AIN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE!! Like Deadpool said, we did NOT come here to be kicked out. We came for the Vault Key Piece. The Grand Council ordered us to take care of this. We are not mercenaries.... Baring him (Points to Deadpool), we are NOT vigilantes..... Entirely, and we will NOT get out of dodge because some varment wants us to!
 * Helertia: "(Sarcasticly) Oh great. Self-Rightious fools. Like we need another set after what Jaxtom did to the last batch."
 * Lord Shen: And be aware madam that we will not tolerate any direct disrespect to us. If you wish to be freed from this tyranny, you'll have to trust us. Unless of course you prefer this place be destroyed and you'll have to make a NEW New Haven.
 * Helertia: "Okay, pardon me if I am accusing you people of something, but that sounds like a threat to me?!"
 * Cynder: "What Shen meant is, this isn't a time for beggers to be choosers. And it's no longer the time when Jaxtom can make his verbal abuses and you people just bow down. Otherwise, you'll be left to making alot of new havens until Jaxtom has every location figured out. You can say we're not ideal all you want, but we're better then no one at all."
 * Deadpool: Because let's be honest, even I died laughing and had another date with Death after realizing how cliché a city with two 'news' in the name are absolutely hilarious. Face it, lady, we're the best you've got.
 * Helertia:... Look, not that you made good arguements, but I do NOT wanna risk provoking Jaxtom to be worse then already! You lot are better off leaving all sides of this conflict to our own devices! Because the last time I did, people on both sides lost their lives?! Go ahead, deem me a cowerd, but at least I'm practical?!
 * Patrick: Yaaay!
 * Spongebob: "Patrick, she said no."
 * Patrick: "Booooo."
 * Gazelle: "...... What kind of leader offers a chance to fight back yet cowers away at the first sign of retailiation?"
 * Helertia: "One that's being realistic and practical. And I am mainly trying to keep people safe and alive! I am not out to have a war with him?! It's an unwinnable battle?!"
 * Icky: "Well what real good is runing away all the damn time?!"
 * Helertia: "Well it's better then dying a losing battle?! End of discussion?!"
 * Helertia flew off before anyone can get a word in edgewise.
 * Gazelle: "Miss Helertia, wait! (Helertia had left)...... I guess that means we don't get the key vault piece after all."
 * Duke: "Oh no? (Pulls out the key piece) Say please!"
 * Deadpool: "Ohhhhh, you weasel!"
 * Duke: "Ya know, for a rebelion leader, she ain't very observent."
 * Gazelle: "So, what do we do about Jaxtom's forces?"
 * Po: "I got an idea."
 * Po: "WE SURRENDER?!"
 * The Phaseforce stared confuse......
 * Steelea stared surprised......
 * Steelea: "...... And, the VA, LOST to these people? Wow, Jaxtom was right to not accept their offer. BOOK'IM?!"
 * A Robot readied some cuffs, and placed them on the lougers.
 * Crane: "You can chain my body, but you'll never chain my (Gets cuffed in the neck) (Gags), Warrior Spirit!"
 * Icky: "Dudes, seriously, when has hand-cuffing snakes ever work out for any one- (Gets cuffed in the beak) (Strained voice while the freed cartoony mouth spoke) Now that's just unrealistic!"
 * A Big Soldier held Shen upsidedown and started to pure out his weapons as two other soldiers began grabbing them!
 * Lord Shen: "Oh real mature gentlemen, a bully tactic to strip me of my weapons!"
 * Trixie: "Restraints are meaningless to the great and powerful Trixie when my magic can- (Gets fitted with a magic restriant coller)..... Damn."
 * Squidward was used to tie up Spongebob, Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy.
 * Squidward: "Well this is stupid!"
 * Po: "Hey don't forget the bugs! (Gives what looks like Mantis and Sparx to a soldier.)"
 * Soldier: "Oh, thanks dude. (Takes them and places them in a cage and gave it to Po to hold.)"
 * Gazelle: "Po, what was that for?!"
 * Po: "(Quietly) Trust me, I know what I am doing."
 * Steelea: "Aten-hut, maggets! It's gonna be a long walk to get back to Jaxtom, and he wants to see you lot for himself. I expect you dirtbags to be on your best behavior. I will break you. I will humiliate you! I will make you call me mama! I'll make ya beg for my breast milk?!"
 * Deadpool: "GROSS, WORM PEOPLE TITTY JUICE?! YUCK?!"
 * Duke: "That makes it alot worse."
 * Steelea looks at Deadpool.....
 * Steelea: "..... A free spirit huh? I'm gonna make you sqeal."
 * Deadpool: "..... Like a pig or a teen at a Justen Bieber concert?"
 * Steelea: "What?"
 * Deadpool: "Who?"
 * Steelea: "What?"
 * Deadpool: "Where?"
 * Steelea: "What?!"
 * Deadpool: "Why?"
 * Gazelle: "Uh, miss, if I can make a suggestion, it's, best if you ignor Deadpool, he's, kinda mentally unfixable already."
 * Steelea stares sternly at Gazelle.
 * Steelea: "...... Don't think I haven't reckindise the kind of girl you are, dancer! I know a worthless valley trash girl when I see one?! They ALL PICKED ON ME FOR BEING AN ALBINO?! They treated me like shit?! They said I was unfixably ugly?! THEY, BROKEN ME?! THEY DESTROYED MY HOPE OF EVER HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE?! (Gazelle feels sorry for her with a look of remorse and pity.) But just my luck, I get to break a valley girl like you."
 * Gazelle: "Look, Steelea, I'm not the kind of girl you assume I am, I ensure you, I'm more humbler then you think."
 * Steelea grabs Gazelle by the neck and chokes her!
 * Steelea: "You want humble? HOW'S THIS FOR HUMBLE?!"
 * Steelea spun Gazelle around and tossed her striaght into a rock!
 * SLAM?!
 * Lougers: "OHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * HA Heroes: "OHHHHHHH?!"
 * Deadpool: "TOUCHDOWN!?"
 * Steelea approuched Gazelle.
 * Steelea: "How's THAT for humble?!"
 * Gazelle: "..... Steelea, I actselly feel sorry for you, I-"
 * Steelea grabs Gazelle by the horns!
 * Steelea: "I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY?! I WANT OBEDIENCE?!"
 * Steelea smacked Gazelle across the area repeatedly!
 * Steelea: "I WANT YOUR RESPECT?!"
 * Steelea slams Gazelle to the floor and stomps on her back!
 * Steelea: "I WANT, NOTHING BUT SILENCE FROM YOU?!"
 * Steelea staps the ground with Gazeele's horns and puts her in a disorienting position!
 * Steelea: "....... Got that, valley girl?"
 * Gazelle: "..... Conprende."
 * Steelea: "...... Good."
 * Steelea left as some soldiers pulled her out.
 * Steelea: "All right, maggets?! Move out?!"
 * The Soldiers marched on.
 * Gazelle sighed sadly at Steelea's state of being.
 * Lord Shen: "(Quietly) Well I hope you know what your doing Panda, because if even Gazelle is easily overwealmed by this Steelea, even if it was because of being restrained, then I don't think we have a chance?!"
 * Po: "(Quietly) Trust me, this is our best shot to see Jaxtom for ourselves so we can better understand him."
 * Lord Shen: "(Quietly) Well next time, do it in a way that garrenties less abuse on anyone!"
 * Deadpool: "Hey, who's up for travel songs?"
 * Steelea turned angerly at Deadpool!
 * Deadpool had his head shoved up his ass.
 * Zosimo: ".... Well, I guess it is physically possable to have your head shoved up your glutious maximus."
 * Icky: "And all the more reason not to piss off the larva lady."
 * The group marched on.
 * Soldiers were gathered around a giant Jaxtom shrine as the egoist himself stood before them!
 * Soldiers: "HAIL TO AWESOME JAXTOM?! HAIL TO AWESOME JAXTOM?!"
 * Jaxtom: "Hail, to me! This, is my finest hour!"
 * Music started playing until Steelea and the group arrived.
 * Steelea: "Aw, crap! He's gonna sing his stupid song again! At least I don't have to suffer alone."
 * Icky: "Oh no, please don't tell that's-"
 * Icky: "...... Why, did it had to be a song from that REALLY awkword Donkey Show TV series? That shit has not aged well even for a 90s show, even IF it's theme song is catchy, and-"
 * Jaxtom: SILENCE! (They did)... Walden, Wolholm, Steelea, and our fabulous scientist Loadsby! (A Gruid, A Cyborg Ape, Steelea, and a Gruid-Human Hybrid lined up behind him)
 * Po:... Isn't that Ocsha's husband?
 * Steelea: (She fired at him) HE SAID SILENCE, FATSO!!!
 * Jaxtom: We have come together in Old Haven, the place where we finally got to the system's president, President Porsche, to await the dawning of a new era! Today, we will get to see these heroes, the heroes we had feared would overthrow us, serve us.
 * Tigress: What?
 * Jaxtom: With our boundless armies of robots... (A-Sentries and A-Sentinels appeared and transformed like LOADERS)... AND the system's top police force under Armatage funding (The Phaseforce soldiers saluted)... We will ensure that my quest for corporate progress shall NEVER be opposed. I have great plans for the Armatage Corporation, and not bound by this very system. The Uridians shall be honored as best as they can, only by me. Anyone else, is garbage.
 * Icky: Egocentric much- (Gilda lashed at him with her tail) OW!
 * Steelea:... At lest your friend was nice enough to remind you of your place, birdbrain!
 * Icky:... That, mam, is speciesist!
 * Jaxtom: Anyway, let us begin our next phase. Walden. Did you count the number of heroes here?
 * Walden: Indeed. And we have enough mind-control implants for them to ensure that they do not double-cross us.
 * Xandy: Mind-control implants? Isn't that... Illegal-
 * Steelea: SPEAK AGAIN, SEA VRAT!! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
 * Jaxtom: No, no, Steelea. They deserve the right to ask. Yes, they are illegal, but this is a system with little laws, so it technically doesn't matter. And these, are among the best that the creators of illegal mind-control technology has to offer. A hive-mind-connection, efficient torture capabilities, effective security, and best anti-disobedience technology in the AUU.
 * Walden: And cheap, too.
 * Jaxtom: Yes, yes, and also cheap. So, to ensure your obedience, these will be put on.
 * Magnum:... Question?
 * Jaxtom: Ask away.
 * Magnum:... What if... Our leaders found them? They are illegal technology, so... What will they say if they find this on our backs? I mean, yes, the best of that technology is hard to remove as it has the risk of brain damage, but will that really stop the Grand Council from taking action?
 * Jaxtom: Oh, I'm sure that with your reputations of success, I'm sure that cannot be a problem.
 * Magnum: What do you mea-... Oh, no!
 * Patrick: What, what are you saying?
 * Jaxtom: To ensure they are not a problem, I will ensure that, since we have been found, we will NOT be destroyed or our righteous destiny. The Grand Council shall not interfere until I get what's coming to me. And it starts with restraining their best fighters.
 * Clifton: You sanctimonious- (The Phaseforce held them at gunpoint)
 * PF Officer #1: You even BLINK, and you're dead!
 * Clifton:... So...
 * PF Officer #1: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, JUST STAY PUT!!!
 * Jaxtom: Walden, if you will?
 * Walden: Yes, sir. (He prepared to put them on)...
 * Jaxtom: People, it will soon be time that the Armatage Corporation as a whole knows my genius. Everyone denied it, but I have the power to INSPIRE with the other 87 Vaults out there. I will blow their minds with what I have to offer.
 * Loadsby: I agree. The technology I've been making seems to be going well. Digistruction is the best technology we've had in a LONG time.
 * Deadpool: I admit, it's cool for things to be constructed digitally, but- (Steelea looked angrily at him as he peed himself again) I'll shaddap!
 * Jaxtom: Hey, they have the right to say that, Steelea. Everyone, though I admit my ways are a little unorthodox, but you can at least feel sorry for me the same way you do to Steelea. I had great ideas, but they said I was 'Playing God' with Uridian technology. Those words were merely ethicist talk. We all hate the excuses ethicists use to limit technological progress. They only hurt themselves by hindering our ability to inspire. We aren't existing to OVERTHROW God. We only exist, to be their successors.
 * Banzai:... You're a Caliphate?
 * Jaxtom: Kinda, yeah. Anyway, ethicists are worthless in the name of science and progression. I proved to them and those who had the blindness to listen to them, punished for their crimes. That's the way it goes in science and technology. You start at the bottom, pay your dues, life in your home can be a dream come true. But if you think that those views of progression are harmful, are too blind to see the big picture, and think that it's merely desecrating in any way, well... You can either be part of it, or you can be left behind. You can live in the lower Teadr 7 worlds for all I care if you wish to be such whiners about how science should be used. 'Playing God' is to never be said in the presence of scientists who know what they're doing, as it proved that the ethicists are just technophobic. I will be no exception. So, it is time, my friends, to unveil the start, of a new age. We shall spread out, find any outside Uridian colonies, and find whatever treasures they bestow, no matter the risk, nor the cost. Uridians are OUR responsibility, as anyone else has proven they are not fit for such. Nobody can honor their legacy, more than me. So... Let the Uridium Age, begin! (Cackles as Walden prepared to give them the implants, yet was shocked at what he saw)... Well, Walden? You gonna do something?
 * Walden: Sir... Uh... Try not to choke on your foot, but... (He showed that the implants were sabotaged)
 * Steelea: (Gasps) SABOTAGE! (Looks angrily at the heroes)
 * Skipper: What? Accidents happen!
 * Mantis: Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, you got us ALL at gunpoint and in shackles. How can we possibly do something like THAT?
 * Wolholm:... They do have a point. If a sabotage happened to the implants, it'd happen on our watch. I'm sure we can replace them in due time.
 * Jaxtom: And we shall. Steelea, have them sent to the subterranean cells until we can do so.
 * Steelea: Yes, sir! Step it up, heroes! (They went on)

Fighting The Vault Seekers On The Train
Tech-Train
 * Icky: (As the heroes finally made it after the battle in Old Haven)... OH, GOD!!!... Why did we have to pick up the train in Phaseforce hell?!? I mean, yeah, we had to fool the Phaseforce into believing we surrendered, but COME ON!!!
 * Iago: How bad is it? (He had his tail feathers stuck in tree bark as Thundra got it off, but it caused the feathers to fall off)... Oh, THIS is attractive! (He places the feathers back on)
 * (Scoot): Don't worry bout me, heroes! I'll watch over yer' ride to ensure that those guys think you're still here. Aotho'll contact ya' later.
 * Tigress: And you know where the panic room is, right?
 * (Scoot): Yeah! You told me a zillion times! Trust me, your ride'll be safe. Good luck out there. (He cut off transmission)
 * Gloria:... Let's hope that the forces in Old Haven stay occupied long enough by our digitally-constructed clones. (As the train went off and the heroes talk, two four-person vehicles came in chasing after them)
 * (Bilge): The clones are supposed to learn quickly. Their mentality will not be perfect because they'll be clueless and curious without a well-developed conscious like yours to operate quickly. But Digistruction scientists have done well in that field. Trust me, they'll give you enough time to get to the Digistruct Industrial Park, and free the Vault Seekers, and Loadsby. Bare in mind that the defenses there are TOP notch!
 * Shifu: We'll have to be the judges of that. Believe us when we say advanced technological defenses and offenses are no strangers to us, including that of your UUniverses.
 * (Bilge): Oh, crap! I'm detecting two familiar vehicles approaching the train.
 * Melman: WHAT ARE THEY?!?
 * Marty: (Spotting them) I think... It's the Vault Seekers.
 * (Bilge): They must've been spying on you in your battle in Old Haven. They're brainwashed, so you need to brace yourself, and get ready for a big fight. You got the lowdown on their capabilities, right?
 * Deadpool: Eh, it's kinda gonna be like the Borderlands Vault Hunters, so even if we didn't, we'd pretty much know already, and anything new will be best handled how we can handle it. Trust us, AUU Claptrap, we got this.

Freeing the Vault Seekers and Loadsby

 * (Saeturn Battle Coming soon...)
 * (MAXBLAST-X Battle Coming soon...)
 * (Vault Seeker Battle Coming soon...)


 * Rollond: (After the eight were freed of brainwashing)... Uggh... What the hell happened?! WHERE'S MORCO?!?
 * Axon:... I think... I think we may've been brainwashed.
 * Troge: Brainwashed?!? How LONG?!?
 * Rollond: (Checks his oPad)... A whole year, give or take a month.
 * (Aotho): Vault Seekers! Vault Seekers, can you hear me!
 * Ierlith: Is that Aotho? (She answered) This is Ierlith! Whoever these guys you sent are... They seem to have done it.
 * (Morco): YES! MY BABIES ARE BACK!!
 * (Bilge): Welcome back, treasuring travelers!
 * SpongeBob: We're the Shell Lodgers, Heroes Act, Dexter Fangasium, and Deadpool. And we're here to fix this Jaxtom problem of yours.
 * Jettle:... Well... I guess the Heroes Act came at last. And I can tell with the name 'Fangasium', I guess you found out in a nerd's convention?
 * Zosimo: Yep.
 * Rollond: Well, excellent work, heroes. Now what do we do now?
 * (Wolholm): ATTENTION ALL HEROES!!! WE HAVE THE ENTIRE PARK SURROUNDED! THERE IS NO WAY OUT! (A red hexagonal force field was put around the area) IF YOU SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, THE SHIELD WILL BE DISABLED.
 * Rollond:... And it just got worst! We must abort immediately!
 * Fidget: WHAT?!?
 * Rollond: I'm sorry, but we cannot handle Wolholm! Trust me!
 * Ierlith: The head of the Armatage Armed Forces has proven even to US that he is not to be trifled with!
 * Lord Shen: WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS SUDDEN COWARDICE?!?
 * Taya: Guys, he nearly killed all of us in both Old AND New Haven without taking a scratch, AND without backup. His equipment is more than we can bare. His adapting shield can adapt to ANY firepower and make him invincible as he progresses. His jet pack, his hundreds of armaments, his cybernetic enhancements, his armor, even his intelligence in the field of battle. If things get too out of hand, you must retreat! Aotho told us to retreat whenever he was involved because he would annihilate us in an instant.
 * Sandy:... You're darn serious?
 * Rollond: As serious as a heart attack. His adapting shield has allowed him to get past me and Axon's turrets, surpass Taya and Ierlith's phase powers, nearly euthanized Bloodbeak and took advantage of Troge's low combat capabilities, nearly overloaded Zemo, and overpowered Jettle and Samber in strength and firepower!
 * Cynder: Then it's clear we must deal with this ourselves. We have dealt with things worse than an adaptive shield. You'll have to hide while we deal with this.
 * Jettle: We're telling you guys, he's a true match for ANY hero army.
 * Cynder: Just hide until we deal with this, okay? (They sighed and did so)


 * (Loadsby and BARRAGEBLAST-XV Battle Coming soon...)
 * (Wolholm Battle Coming soon...)

Freeing Wenby
AI Chamber Jaxtom's Location AI Chamber Grounds
 * Rollond: (As they approached after a big fight)... Whoa! What a big place.
 * Kowalski: I agree. But then again, this construct is to control an Internet of Things, so, it'd have to be big to comprehend this much power.
 * Taya: Well, this is where our Guardian Angel is supposed to be located. She's guiding us herself.
 * Dexter: But... Where is she?
 * Taya: We will find her... In time.
 * (???): Hello, Vault Seekers! You have come far.
 * Icky: AAAAHHHH!! GHOOOOSTTT!!!
 * (???): Wha- No! I'm what you're looking for.
 * Deadpool: Eh, you sound like a ghost, so yeah, you'd fit right in.
 * Spyro: Yes, we know Deadpool makes little sense. Just roll with it! Identify yourself!
 * (???): I am the Guardian Angel that guided the Vault Seekers when they were brainwashed by Jaxtom. By... My father.
 * Everyone: FATHER?!?
 * Icky: "Oh boy, here we go! Another "my dad is a dick" archtype people!
 * (???): I am Wenby Lelle Armatage. The daughter of your enemy. I have been laying dormant in this chamber for decades acting as his biggest power source, and among the source of his greatest backup systems. (They entered a specific chamber) Executing phase shift. (The chamber turned into a virtual simulation that showed Jaxtom's past)... Years ago, Jaxtom had two polygamous human wives. My mother was gifted with Cerwan's Mutation, and so passed it down to me. Growing up in the Beofynzeny System, I manifested the power of the Uridian race, much like the Blast sisters.
 * Taya:... So... So that would make you a-
 * (???): A Censen! And not JUST a Censen, but the FIRST! I was the first to harness the phase powers the Uridians possessed. I was born mere years after Jaxtom was cut off as heir to the Armatage Corporation. He wished to use the Uridian Technology within the 88 Vaults to better the company. However, his father was a little skeptical. The Globex Confederation of Corporations saw this as a grievous misuse of Uridian technology, and in untrustworthy hands like Jaxtom's, since they saw how greedy he was, it would not be very fulfilling. Thus, he was no longer the heir of the Corporation, seeing his plans as a threat to Uridia's economy and the Huncus Corporation that his friend Walden Huncus worked for, and his adopted and hated brother Gimmy took his place while he was sent to mining laserum with my stepmother for lashing out for this decision. Eventually, me and my half-sister Cilith were born. We continued working well, yet I was the only one to notice that my father was... Of little hopes.
 * Young Wenby:... Father? Are you okay?
 * Jaxtom: Yes, of course, Wenby, I... I'm just a little tense, that's all. Mining these awesome laser crystals can... Be quite grading.
 * Young Wenby: Well, I can see. You're not exactly using that Vibrocutter very well. (She uses it the right way) You do it THIS way, it'll lower the workaholic problems you're facing, and reserve more energy.
 * Jaxtom:... I... Thank you.
 * Young Wenby: No problem.
 * (Wenby): I was quite smart for my age.
 * Dexter: I can tell.
 * (Wenby): Though there was no way of knowing of the true feelings he held until it was too late. We continued working for a while until something changed our lives forever. (An older yet still young Wenby was seen multiple times manifesting mysterious energy)
 * Young Cilith:... Wenby? Is something wrong?
 * Wenby: (It was seen that her DNA was going bonkers)
 * Deadpool: WHOA! WE JUST WENT WHOVILLE UP IN HERE!!!
 * (WB Deadpool): Very funny.
 * (YB Deadpool): Well, it is a LITTLE funny.
 * (Wenby):... What was that?
 * Spyro: Don't ask. So, I take it this is your Cerwan's Mutation getting to work?
 * (Wenby): Precisely. Exposure to the energy emanating from a nearby substance was causing my sensitive mutation genes to act up.
 * Taya:... Uridium!
 * (Wenby): That's right. I was the first one in eons to uncover the priceless substance. (Young Wenby struggled as her heart pumped)
 * Young Cilith: Wenby! Say something!
 * Young Wenby: (She placed her vibrocutter into a spot and accidentally vibrated it, causing her to get pushed back)
 * Young Cilith: WENBY! (She comforted her) You okay?
 * Young Wenby: Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. (A purple light appeared and they saw in surprise of what they just saw, as it was Uridium)...
 * (Wenby): When the ore was presented to the two Corporations, it proved that the myth about the 88 Vaults, were far more real than they imagined. That... Got my father thinking. (Jaxtom made a face similar to the Grinch's wicked idea smile as similar music played)
 * Icky: DDDD-HH-HHH-HHH-HHHH!!! Speaking of Whoville, that's gonna haunt even the GRINCH'S nightmares, and the nightmares in that paraphernalia wagon of his!
 * (Wenby): So, we had the chance to uncover the first Vault, and bring back all it's secrets. The trip was exhausting, and I was learning quite well. (An older Wenby started manifesting more in her phase powers as she hid it from Jaxtom)... We defeated monsters and guardians, including the Uridians' apex predator, the Phalanxase, as they were deployed by the Uridians to guard the Vaults. We killed it easily. Yes, I was one of the many who felt wrong to kill a creature like that, but it almost did the same to us. (Jaxtom saw potential in the creature, and secretly extracted a DNA sample with a syringe-like device conjured through his ISD)... And when we finally found the treasures... It... Was... Biblical. (An entire reserve of Uridium, armamants, and all forms of Uridian technology were seen)
 * Jaxtom: HAMANAHAMANAHAMANAHAMANAHAMANAHAMANA... (The other 5 did the same)
 * SpongeBob: Wow! That's annoying! Then again, I'd do the same after seeing all THIS!
 * Squidward: "Squillium did something simular when he thought I had a five star restaurent."
 * (Wenby): We had finally done it. We had found the first reserves of Uridian technology ever. Though the moment wasn't there for long. (Uridian guard bots were seen as they were nearly killed until Wenby, in panic, accidentally hiccupped a barrage of phase power that ravaged them, and caused the others to identify it as a Uridian and retreat)...
 * Fable:... Honey... What... Was THAT?!?
 * Wenby: I... I don't know. This has been happening since I found that Uridium when I was 12! This purple energy, it's making me feel... Like I have power. It hurts, but it makes me feel... Strong!
 * Jaxtom: (Noticing the Uridium everywhere, and remembering Fable's Cerwan's Mutation)... Honey!... Don't you see? Haven't the Uridians been known to wield... 'Phasepowers'?
 * Wenby:... Y-... Yeah?
 * Jaxtom: And doesn't your mother have Cerwan's Mutation?
 * Wenby:... Are... Are you suggesting that... I may be gaining these 'Phasepowers'?
 * Walden:... I suppose that, in a twisted way, it makes sense. Uridium was said to be the source of the Uridium's phasepowers, so... Perhaps, in theory, it MAY be possible, that your Cerwan's Mutation, could've adapted to the radiation brought on by the substance, and given you... The same powers.
 * Wenby:... I... I... WHOA!
 * Jaxtom: ("... This... This is impressive.")
 * (Wenby): With this revelation, I was feeling pretty good about it. I had the power to do so much good, and I planned to do great things with it in the future.... Until dad... Took us down the wrong path.
 * Jaxtom: (He saw all of this as Wenby narrated, and they then sat in the middle)... My friends, loved ones, children.... This is the moment we've all been waiting for! We can change the corporations with these!
 * Walden: I know! This technology could make both our companies millions.
 * Wenby: And with the discovery that people with Cerwan's Mutation can harness the power of the Uridians... It's gonna be biblical!
 * Jaxtom: I couldn't have said it better. And I have JUST the way to do it. My father is gonna be SO proud. We could prove him wrong with this. (The five were confused)
 * Cilith:... What... What do you mean, father?
 * Jaxtom: Don't you see? It's perfect! For years, I've had potential in power like this. Like you said, with this in our hands, we could change a LOT! The technology, the knowledge we gained. My father thought I'd never amount to anything! He thought I was CRAZY! AND I AM! Crazy like a guy who can change weapon technology as we know it!
 * Pvyper:... Honey, I thought... I thought you said-
 * Jaxtom: Walden, Pvyper, Fable, Cilith, Wenby, it's time I told you the truth. I was only half-true at the time. I thought I was gonna be right or wrong with my self-deluded goals about what we've discovered. But with all THIS, and with Wenby turning into a Phase... Phase... Uh... I'll work on the name later, but the point is, with all this knowledge, I an overjoyed that I was right all along! I CAN change Armatage AND Huncus with this! We can change THE UUNIVERSES WITH THIS!! I can get my chance as heir back, by proving that my father, AND THE GCC, were wrong.
 * Walden: Uh, Jaxtom?
 * Jaxtom: Think of it! Together, we can revolutionize the business of both our companies. We can bring back the power of the Uridians, in style! We can honor their legacy, by giving the guns the power of phasepower!... Wow, that sounded redundant. But anyway, we're gonna be HERALDED AS THE GREATEST REVOLUTIONIZERS OF WEAPON AND COMBAT TECHNOLOGY OF ALL TIME!!! Guys, I told you that this was gonna pay off! Join me, and I promise you, we will make HISTORY with all this wonderful-
 * Walden: No!
 * Jaxtom:... I'm sorry, what?
 * Walden: No!... I thought you were into this because you wanted to prove to your father that you had worth. But I was right, but not in the way I saw it. You have clearly learned NOTHING over these past few years! All this has been about you! It's ALWAYS been about you! You came here and dragged us all with you, just so you can get back your position as heir. They denied your chance for a reason.
 * Jaxtom: Walden, don't be a hypocrite, you were looking to run the Huncus Corporation, too!
 * Walden: Well, yes, but at least I wasn't that selfish in my approach. They thought that, with my little experience and clumsiness, I couldn't be fit to run, and thus my big brother was chosen as heir. You were denied because you were unfit to run the company.
 * Jaxtom: NO! I was denied because my father was too stubborn, blinded, and martyrized to see that this technology could do so much for the military industry, because the whiners at the Globex Confederacy of Corporations said that Uridian technology was (Mockingly) 'too sacred to be used in the industry'. What good is finding this tec if we can't even use it at it's fullest?! I always HATED Demqrolle for bringing everything too out of context, and has always been mean about his intolerance to how we wish to use technology. When I heard what he said, he made it sound like using this technology was like 'Playing God'. That phrase is a big fat lie designed to limit the potential of technology. I firmly believe that gods created mortals like us to be their successors, NOT their usurpers.
 * Pvyper: You're a Caliphate?
 * Jaxtom: Kinda, yeah. But would you just think about it for a second? I was talked to as if I was a martyr! I was told that I was desecrating the technology of a powerful race. I LOATHE the phrase 'Playing God', because all it does is give technological ethicists a weak excuse for us to not do something that is similar to what gods do. Well, they're not here! And the Uridians? They're not here either! What's the point of letting good potential go to waste in the name of 'respect'? What I am doing, IS respecting to their legacy. I mean sure, the Urdians probuly had different ideas for the things, but in the grand sceame of things, with them being, ya know, extinct, respecting whatever they had in mind just wastes perfectly good tec and gives annoying efhic hacks too much power?! How long have these things been down here? They're ripe for the taking, and we came down here to see if it was real. They're dirty hypocrites for sending us down here, yet denying ME the chance to make good use to them. I feel dirty when an old house is abandoned and overgrown with vegetation. It's a being-made structure, and unless it is destroyed for land development, leaving it to waste, is a waste of property. Think of this as a way of recycling. These things deserve better than what those dirty vrats up there have planned for it. Museum display? Too wasting of potential use. Reverse-engineering? Fair enough, but a waste of resources and money, and let's be honest, no cheap copy's better then the real deal. Putting this place up as a FREAKING DISPLAY?!? NOTHING BUT A WASTE OF RESOURCES AND FABRICATION!!! Everything they could have planned, is wasteful. I have the means to make them be utilized the RIGHT way! Digistruction and fabrication can fix these things from the withering state they're in, and I can use them for a greater purpose. These things were BUILT for use, so why not do the same? What do you say?
 * Walden: (The five look at each other)
 * Wenby:... (Takes deep breath)... Father... I see where you're coming from. You want these things to be used for a greater purpose. You wanna show that the Uridians' legacy can be restored by showing what they used to do in a modern setting. But at what cost, I may ask? Given what you plan to do, what is forcing your position as heir back supposed to accomplish? These are not the words of someone who wishes to better a company. Don't take this the wrong way, but, I have to be bluntly honest here. These are words of a bratty teenager who wants things to go his way. What you're basically doing, is bribing people with this, as a means to get what you lost. All that you said is simply not a good enough excuse, as even though it's understandable, it cannot excuse an act of usurp of a company you blew your chance to rule.
 * Jaxtom: Damn it all, Wenby, this is TOO IMPORTANT! How would you like it if I told you that what you were doing was a desecration when you knew it was an asset?
 * Wenby: An admitingly good arguement. Normally, I'd be upset, I'll admit that I would be in your position too if you were not understanding what I was trying to bring up, but only as a child. I am a responsible teenager now. I know that this is all so you can bring your imposed views on people. Force is not the answer. All you can do is bring this up to them and convince them that it can be used for good.
 * Jaxtom: Are you kidding? I already tried to talk to them, but they ignored my words, not once, not twice, not thrice, but MULTIPLE TIMES! If they did not listen before, what makes you think they will now? And this is MORE then just getting back my heir status! This is about not letting awesome Teadr 1 tec go to waste because of horrenduly misguided efnics! There's nothing left for me to do but impose my views. The least you can do as my friends and family, is support me. Why is that so hard to understand?
 * Cilith: Because this is absolutely illogical! What if you really ARE wrong? What if their intentions are better handled than yours? If they were able to handle these two corporations for this long and do fine enough, then why are you judging them as wrong? Yes, what grandfather said SOUNDED like it was a little out of context, but what if there was a hidden meaning to it?
 * Jaxtom: I think I would've been able to decode old man wistom by now if that was the case! If he HAD, then he would've told me by now. What I am intending, is the RIGHT THING TO DO, FOR THE URIDIANS!!! And if you are not with me... Then you are my enemies.
 * Wenby:... (Sighs)... Father... I didn't want it to come to this, but... You leave me no choice! (She attacks him as he staggered back and crashed into several props)... We're gonna have to bring you in!
 * Jaxtom:... How... HOW DARE YOU ATTACK YOUR OWN FATHER?!? I'm kinda the reason you even exist you know?!
 * Walden: I'm with her!
 * Cilith: Me, too!
 * Pvyper: All of us, are with her! We're gonna have to report you to the Phaseforce!
 * Jaxtom:... You... TRAITORS!! You were supposed to be by my side! I... I didn't want it to be this way! (He took two Uridian guns and fired at them, as in a flash of energetic white, the five were knocked unconscious)...
 * (Wenby): He betrayed his friends and family. His valid arguments, were made invalid by his intentions. It was not logical to use the technology for getting back his place as heir knowing the threat they might pose. So after failed attempts to force us to play along, he did the worst things to us. Walden was brainwashed and turned into his assistant. Cilith was made a slave that died in exhaustion. His two wives were turned into slaves and later sold off to the Villains Act to be exiled with the rest of their kind. As for me?... Well... This, is self explanatory! (She appeared as herself in a virtual simulation)
 * Wenby:... He turned me into an AI that gives him much control over the system. Jaxtom spent years pumping me with Uridium. Manipulating his enemies, making his own power stronger. He has a ton of fail safes to keep me from being freed. You must free me carefully so-
 * (Jaxtom): YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!
 * Wenby: AAGGGHHH!!! (The virtual simulation got obscured in ominous fashion as her screams were obscured as well as her holding chamber was revealed)
 * Tigress: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HER?!?
 * (Jaxtom): THAT IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN! I DON'T QUESTION ON HOW YOU WOULD RAISE YOUR CHILDREN, SO WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO ME?! LEAVE NOW, OR I WILL KILL YOU!!
 * Taya: We're doing no such thing! You've been torturing your own daughter for her power, just so you can stay in power! All the people you killed, all the lies you've told, all the lives you've ruined, all the corrupting you've been doing, and ALL THE MACHINERY YOU'VE BEEN SEIZING!!! It, ends, NOW!
 * (Jaxtom): I SAID GET AWAY FROM HER!!! (The field protecting Wenby shocked them all)
 * Kowalski: MAMMAMAKINBUTTERBISCUITSGRAVYGRAVYBONGOOOS!!! (Wenby finally started resisting)
 * (Jaxtom): What the hell are you doing, Wenby?!?
 * Wenby: So THIS is what you've been doing since our Vault Trip! You've been killing innocent people, desecrating Uridian technology, desecrating your father's company, betrayed mother and stepmother by sending them to the same fate as the humans, and USING ME AS YOUR SCAPEGOAT TO THE OMNINET AND THESE MERCENARIES?!? So, I'm setting things right, and stopping you, you piece of-
 * (Jaxtom): Uuph, language!-
 * Wenby: (In pitched-up voice) SHUT UP!!! JUST SHUT UP, YOU TRAITOROUS D***!!! (In normal voice) I WILL NO LONGER BE YOUR SLAVE, OR YOUR DAUGHTER!!! I WILL NEVER LET YOU USE MY POWER AGAIN!!!
 * (Jaxtom):... You just said the wrong words!
 * Wenby: SUCK A URIDIAN C***!!! I SAID WHAT WAS RIGHT!!!
 * (Jaxtom): THAT'S IT, YOUNG LADY!!! YOU KNOW THE PRICE OF DEFIANCE!! CONSIDER THIS VIRTUAL SPANKING?! (She was in extreme pain as her powers were overloading)
 * Wenby: (She screamed in terrifying pain)
 * (Jaxtom): IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU, NO ONE CAN!!! YOU BELONG TO ME, JUST LIKE EVERYTHING HERE DOES!! IF YOU THREATEN TO TAKE IT AWAY, YOU WILL DIE ALONG WITH THOSE WHO DEFIED ME!! AND THAT GOES FOR YOU, HEROES!!
 * Wenby: AAAHHGGGHHH!! HELP ME, PLEASE!!! HE HAS A BACKUP PLAN TO KILL ME IN CASE ANYONE SHOULD TRY AND FREE ME!! DESTROY THE URIDIUM INJECTORS!! THEY'RE GOING TO SEND MY POWERS INTO FLUX AND KILL ME!!!
 * (Jaxtom): They will NOT do that!! SHIELDS UP!!! (The Uridium injectors were shielded)
 * Wenby: Guys, please! He's gone mad since the day he betrayed his family!
 * (Jaxtom): I AM NOT MAD!!! I'M EMBRACING THE POWER OF THE URIDIANS!!! I SWEAR, HEROES, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE, I AM GOING TO MURDER WENBY WITH HER OWN POWERS!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!? I WILL KILL MY OWN DAUGHTER!!! LEAVE, NOW, BEFORE I REALLY GET UPSET!!!
 * Lian:... You pitiful stupid son of a bitch! You had a chance to do great things, and you ruin it with your greed and pride!
 * (Jaxtom): I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING! LEAVE, NOW!!!
 * Deadpool: How bout no?
 * (Jaxtom): Then watch her die! (He injects her with more pain as she screamed) A-SENTRIES, A-SENTINELS! KEEP THEM BUSY UNTIL THE EXECUTION IS DONE! (A-Sentries and A-Sentinels came in as they fought hard for a whole minute)
 * Wenby: You know, it's a good thing mother is not here to see you going this far! Coward, traitor, AND abuser of his own daughter?! She would've been so ashamed- (She went into more pain as she screamed violently
 * (Jaxtom): IF YOU DEMEAN ME LIKE THAT, YOUNG LADY, I WILL MAKE YOUR PAIN WORSE!!! AND LEAVE YOUR MOTHER OUT OF THIS?! SHE WOULD'VE UNDERSTAND?! SHE ALWAYS DID?!
 * Wenby: "SHE WOULD'VE CROSSED THE LINE HERE, LET ALONE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING AND-"
 * Wenby gets zapped!
 * Icky: Yeesh, he's taking spanking AND child abuse to a WHOLE new level!
 * Wenby: JUST HELP ME!!!
 * (Jaxtom): They are NOT doing anything else, and that's that! (He activated shielded turrets)
 * Iago:... Shielded turrets? How is that possible?
 * Rollond: What, did you think technology like that was impossible? Nothing is impossible. Not even for Jaxtom. (They opened fire as the heroes did their best to dodge them, and they weakened their shields with damage, and then took them out)
 * Kowlaski: How's that for not doing anything else, monkey-boy!
 * Wenby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGHH!!!! AAAHHHHHHHHHGGHH!! (She was crying) HEEELLPPP!!! PLEEEEASSE!!!
 * Kowalski:... Okay, that's not helping.
 * Skipper: YA' THINK?!?
 * (Jaxtom): THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!! STAND DOWN AND SURRENDER, OR THIS DEFIANT LITTLE BRAT IS DEAD!!!
 * Wenby: GO TO HELL, OLD MAN!!!
 * (Jaxtom): Go ahead! Continue, and risk Steelea being informed of you committing the murder of my daughter.
 * Wenby: DON'T YOU DARE GET TO THEM LIKE THAT!!! THEY WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY A TRAITOR LIKE YOU!!! I WILL NOT HEED TO YOU ANYMORE!! I WILL KEEP FIGHTING YOU, OR DIE TRYING!!!
 * (Jaxtom): THERE WILL BE NO MORE FIGHTING!!! IF I LOSE YOU, YOU AND THESE HEROES ARE GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!!! AND FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, WHERE IS THAT F*****G WOLHOLM?!?
 * ???: HEY! (Gager and Kroge came in)...
 * Gager:... Is this a private party, or can anyone join?
 * Wenby: Gager! Kroge! I need you to lower the shields around my Uridium injectors!
 * Kroge:... Uh, did I miss something or, is the Guardian Angel a hot-as-s*** Censen?
 * Wenby: I MEANT NOW, GUYS!!!
 * Kroge: Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist!
 * Gager: Uh, I'm pretty sure she'd have to be naked for a device like this to work on her.
 * Kroge:... Ooohhhhh-
 * Wenby: GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYSSS!!!
 * Kroge: Oh, help! (They went on, yet the turrets regenerated digitally and attacked again, along with more A-Sentries and A-Sentinels)
 * Deadpool: OH, COME ON!!
 * Marty: AW, SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!
 * Alex: (Beat)... Would you give a guy a break?... Oh!... (They started fighting again for 1 1/2 minutes)
 * (Jaxtom): WOLHOLM, WHEREVER YOU ARE, MY DAUGHTER'S BEING ATTACKED!!! GET OVER HERE, AND BLOW THEIR BRAINS OUT BEFORE THEY HURT MY POOR BABY!!!
 * (Wolholm): You know, she's not a baby anymore.
 * (Jaxtom): YES SHE IS, GET OVER HERE!!!
 * (Wolholm): I'M MOVING AS FAST AS I CAN, SIR!!! DON'T RUSH ME-
 * (Jaxtom): DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND JUST STEP IT UP!!!
 * Gager: Okay, I think we got it. The injectors are free to shoot up!
 * Rollond: Right!
 * Wenby: Be warned, that the Uridium is going to my pain receptors!
 * Rollond: Well, then hold still! It may only hurt once... But DAMN, will it hurt! (They destroyed one of the injectors as the Uridium leaked out and she screamed in horrid pain)
 * Gager: Worce! Maxime! I think they need a little help! (Her two war machines went down and fought with the heroes)
 * Deadpool: (Seeing the wanton destruction)... I... F*****G... LOVE... THIS... WORLD!!!
 * Samber: LOOK OUT!!! AN BA A-SENTINEL!!! (An A-Sentinel with ten arm cannons similar to the Super Badass Loader came in)
 * Deadpool: You've gotta be freaking ki- (The BA A-Sentinel blasted him) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDING!!! (He hit a wall and got dizzy and saw taco trucks driving around his head) Chimichanga or Chimicherry! Chimichanga or Chimicherry!
 * Gazelle:... Ay dios mio!
 * (Jaxtom): You are endangering my baby girl! This is my vow, every friend, every child, every person you passed on the street: I'm going to kill them all! You didn't follow my orders, you insolent sadists!
 * Wenby: DON'T YOU F*****G THREATEN THEM FOR DOING WHAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU'RE NO HERO TO THE ARMATAGE!! YOU STABBED YOUR FAMILY AND COMPANY IN THE BACK BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T ACCEPT THAT YOU WERE FORBIDDEN TO RUN THE COMPANY!!! SO DO TO ME WHAT YOU MUST, I WILL STILL KEEP FIGHTING!!! HEROES, QUICK!!!
 * Gazelle: We're making this up as we go, Senorita Armatage!
 * (Jaxtom): What Armatage?
 * Gazelle: NOT TALKING TO YOU!! (Another BA A-Sentinel came in, and the two bonked Worce and Maxine)
 * Gager: WORCE!! MAXIME!! (She took a device) Okay, Gager, you can summon the repairs! Just focus your efforts in disabling the shields AND staying alive in this living AI hell! (A-Sentries held them at gunpoint)... Aw, son of a- (Taya teleported in and shot the A-Sentries down while invisible as they exclaimed humorously)
 * Kroge:... You know, they always said I could see through women.
 * Taya: Just get back to exposing the injectors! (She teleported away)
 * Clifton: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIENDS! (He brought out two Huncus BNG-886s) MR. F***, and MR. YOU!!
 * Vancer: (Running by) LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!
 * Clifton: SHUT UP!!! (He blasted the guns as they took out the two BA A-Sentinels) TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!! (They plopped to the ground)
 * (Jaxtom): "AW COME ON, THOSE BOTS WERE EXPENDSIVE?!"
 * Clifton: "YOUR OWN FAULT SENDING THEM TO BE SCRAPPED, JAX!"
 * Gager: I'M THIS CLOSE TO EXPOSING THE INJECTORS!! JUST STAY ALIVE!!!
 * Bagheera: I THINK THAT'S THE POINT HERE-
 * Gager: I MEAN AS MUCH AS YOU CAN, ARBASUS!!! (Worce and Maxime digitally regenerated and they continued fighting)
 * (Jaxtom): Sweetheart, did you THINK I wanted to do this to you? I was the rightful heir to the Armatage Corporation, and my father refused to see my views. Everything you could ever want is in these four walls. Wenby, do you have ANY idea how much I've sacrificed for you and my father? The people I've killed, the people I've manipulated! I did what I did, so they can STOP BEING BLINDED BY CONTROVERSY AND URIDIAN DESECRATION BULLS*** TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE OF PROGRESS AND ADVANCEMENT!!! EVERYTHING I DID, WAS TO MAKE YOU AND MY FAMILY PROUD!!!!
 * Wenby: AND FOR WHAT?!? DID YOU GIVE BIRTH TO US SO YOU CAN USE US FOR THIS?!? WERE YOU LYING TO YOUR WIVES AND DAUGHTERS?!? WERE WE TO EXIST JUST TO BE USED?!? IF SO, THEN YOU CAN KISS THIS ILL-GOTTEN POWER GOODBYE!! I MEAN IT, YOU ARE NOT HAVING ME, NOR MY POWER, ANYMORE!! (She was shocked again)
 * (Jaxtom): KEEP SAYING THOSE WORDS!!! GO AHEAD!!! STEAL WHAT IS MINE!!! YOU WILL DIE FURTHER THE MORE YOU RESIST!!
 * Gager: I DON'T THINK SO! GUYS, SHOOT THE SECOND INJECTOR!!!
 * (Jaxtom): I FORBID IT! (They shot it as she screamed in pain) HOW DARE YOU?!? THAT DOES IT!!! SEND IN THE BA HEAVY A-SENTINEL!! (They sent in a giant A-Sentinel with 12 Arm Cannons and several Doc Ock-like arms)
 * Deadpool: JESUS CHRIST, YOU AND YOUR LOADER RIPOFFS!!! Well, no more! Say hello to MY little friends!!! (Takes out two mega-weapons) Say hello to what I call the AUU RYNOs! The ΘMEN Cannons! Or "Overly Maxed Eradicators of Nincompoops"!
 * Clifton:... (He and the other nerds wheezed out of control) WHERE IN THE NAME OF GRAFATUS' COLORFUL TROUSERS DID YOU GET THOSE?!? THEY'RE THE MOST POWERFUL WEAPONS IN THE KNOWN UUNIVERSES!!!
 * Zosimo: NOT TO MENTION ILLEGAL ON MANY WORLDS!!!
 * Deadpool: Let's just say, Jaxtom had alot of little pet projects of his.
 * (Jaxtom): WHAT THE-, HOW DID YOU EVEN, WHERE DID YOU,  YOU SNOOPY LITTLE RED NINJA-
 * Deadpool: Don't hear you, don't care! Kay thanks, Bye! (He unleashed deadly blasts of firepower that utterly annihilated the BA Heavy A-Sentinel, but not before it destroyed the injector shields' control panel)
 * Gager: (As she recovered from the blast)... DAMMIT!! Now I can't deactivate the last injector!! I don't know what-
 * ???: WASSAAAAAAAAP?!? (Small Sauce came in)
 * Rollond: Saucea! What the hell?! I told you not to come!
 * Small Sauce: Yeah, and I didn't listen.
 * (Jaxtom): IT'S YOU OR HER, YOU BASTARDS!!! LEAVE, OR TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT THAT YOUR DEFIANCE LEAD TO THE DEATH OF AN INNOCENT GIRL!!!
 * Wenby: I WILL F****** KILL YOU MYSELF IF I GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU KEEP TALKING LIKE THAT!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS, OR ME!!! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DO MY OWN THING, AND NOT BE A VANGUARD TO YOU!!! I HAVE NO FATHER ANYMORE!!!
 * Small Sauce: Whoooah, popseed show up in here!
 * Gazelle: OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE BANTER!!! BOTH OF YOU!!
 * (Jaxtom)/Wenby: NO!
 * Gazelle: (Growls) GUYS, JUST SHOOT THE DAMN INJECTORS!!!
 * Gager: UH, IF YOU HADN'T NOTICED, THE INJECTOR SHIELD PANEL IS DOWN!!!
 * Small Sauce: Well, fortunately for all ya'll, while you guys were busy, I've been busy hacking into the internal wiring of this crazy contraption. And the result? (The last injector shield was brought down)
 * Rollond:...
 * Small Sauce: You're WEELCOOOME!!! NOW STOP STANDING THERE LIKE SLACK-JAWED IDIOTS, AND SHOOT!!!
 * Rollond: OH, RIGHT!! (They fired as Wenby screamed)
 * Deadpool: OH, GOD, LADY, CAN'T YOU SHOW NO PAIN?!? I KNOW IT HURTS, BUT SERIOUSLY, JUST... KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!!!
 * Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
 * Wenby: (She was freed as not only was she naked and censored virtually, but she bled and plopped to the ground, the heroes removing her wiring, and providing clothes for her)... Thank you, heroes!
 * (Jaxtom): NOOOO!!! (She walked out) WENBY, DON'T YOU DARE GET OUT OF THAT CONSTRUCT!! GET BACK IN THERE, NOW!!!
 * Wenby: NO! I told you, I will NEVER let you use my powers again, and you are no longer my father! And I swear to you, Jaxtom, when I find you, you're going to pay for EVERYTHING you did! This is my final word to you here in this prison: You're an ASSHOLE!!" (They left)
 * Wenby: NO! I told you, I will NEVER let you use my powers again, and you are no longer my father! And I swear to you, Jaxtom, when I find you, you're going to pay for EVERYTHING you did! This is my final word to you here in this prison: You're an ASSHOLE!!" (They left)
 * Jaxtom:... (Growls angrily)... THAT IS THE FINAL STRAW!! They stole my resources! They STOLE my POWER! THEY STOLE MY DAUGHTER!!! (On transmission) Commandant Steelea! The heroes have attempted to murder my daughter, and freed her from my contingency plan! GET HER BACK HERE ALIVE AT ANY COST BEFORE THEY KILL THAT INNOCENT GIRL!!!
 * (Steelea): Understood, sir! Should I initiate the Quarantine Initiative?
 * Jaxtom: Not yet! Let's see how this plays out with Wolholm! Speaking of which, I'll call you back. (Talks to Wolholm) WOLHOLM!!! (Burns and screams were heard)
 * (Wolholm): AAAAAHHH!! AAAA-HAAA-HAAOOOW-OWW-OWWW!!! MY C&C CHEESER AND POPPER FRIES!!! AND MY F*****G HOT SHAKE!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
 * Jaxtom: (Sighs) WALDEN! GET THE C&C SYNTHESIZER READY AND PLACE AN ORDER FOR DELIVERY TO WOLHOLM TO REPLACE WHAT I THINK WAS HIS LUNCH!!!
 * (Walden): YES SIR!!!
 * Jaxtom: Wolholm! WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!? PLEASE TELL ME YOU WEREN'T AT C&C's ON THE JOB AGAIN!!!
 * (Wolholm): Actually, I got it from my synthesizer, sir. I'm still on my way-
 * Jaxtom: WELL, YOU'RE TOO LATE!! THE LODGERS ARE TAKING MY BABY GIRL!!! DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!!!
 * (Wolholm): I assure you, they won't get far, sir!
 * Jaxtom: They'd better not! They've come TOO far, and I will NOT let them go any further! By the end of this, I'll have SOMETHING TO FEED TO THE BRAKKS IN MY YARD!!!
 * Tigress: (As they dragged a limping Wenby)... Not even Croker and Lighthead would be this deplorable! What kind of sick person would do this to their own daughter?
 * Deadpool: A person who deserves to die!
 * Wenby: No! Jaxtom is MY responsibility! I'm joining in your quest to stop him, on the grounds that I put him out of his misery!
 * Deadpool: Hey, lady, I know that crazy domestic abuse a while ago left you emotionally imbalanced, but at least not go to patricide, and leave it to the professionals.... And by professionals, I mean the guy with these cool stolen interdimensional blasters and the cool stolen interdimensional katanas that vibrate like an iPhone! (He activated them as they shook) O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-H Y-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EAH!! (Turns them off). I kinda want to nab that cool bounty he has universe wide!
 * Gloria: What he meant to say was that Jaxtom, as much of a traitorous tyrant he is, needs to be given proper justice. (Sternly to Deadpool) AND NO, BOUNTY CLAIMING THROUGH KILLING?! Ending his life is still murder no matter what he did. You must leave this to us. That, or the Vault Seekers here will have to escort you to Fyregem.
 * Wenby:... (Sighs) Fine! As long as the punishment is severe!
 * Xandy: Given what he did, I'd say it's coming to him.
 * Wolholm: (As AAF forces came in) FREEZE, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!
 * Deadpool: I KNOW YOU ARE, BUT WHAT ARE WE?!?
 * Icky: (Did this)
 * Icky: I'M SORRY, THAT WAS A PRICELESS BURN RIGHT THERE!!! (Laughs) 10/10 FOR DEADPOOL!!
 * Wolholm:... Open fire! (They did so as they dodged)

The Quarantine Initiative
Salt Flats
 * Roxxon: "(Kneeling to the floor and breaths heavily)..... All Jaxtom wanted, was to make our worlds a more efficent and better place...... People, truely have no respect for a misunderstood man's ambitions. (Plops to the floor and stops moving and breathing.)
 * Wenby:... God bless his soul.
 * Deadpool:... Okay, blessing over, let's find that Vault Key piece.
 * Tigress: I think this is where he put it.
 * Deadpool: Well, let's get it. (He opens the chest as it went like this) How exciting! This is GREAT!
 * Taya:... What...
 * Xandy: The...
 * Gager: Kraansticles?
 * Deadpool: (He continued rummaging around the chest as Legend of Zelda chest opening music played and escalated)
 * (Small Sauce): JUST SHOW THE F*****G VAULT KEY PIECE ALREADY!!!
 * Deadpool: (He came out, and displayed crazy shit, but when he cued the 'DU-DU-DU-DUUUUUUUUU', the music only winded down comically as there was nothing)... There's no key piece!
 * Icky: WAIT, WHAT?!?
 * (Laricia): ATTENTION!! GUYS, THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!!! STEELEA IS HERE!!! SHE'S ATTACKING FYREGEM!! WE'RE BEING CAPTURED ONE-BY-O- (She disappeared)
 * (Steelea): Attention, all heroes who call yourselves 'The Shell Lodge Squaders'! We have been informed of the fact that you IGNORED our orders to return what belongs to us. I had hoped it didn't had to resorted to this, but that's what we get for expecting outsiders to ever understand Jaxtom. To ensure you do not get far, we have placed Fyregem under Phaseforce suppression. Every one of your little friends are in our custody, INCLUDING Tannock, whom we have forced to reveal the location of all the Vaults she found.
 * Deadpool: YOU COMMANDANT STEELE-WANNABE!!!
 * Rollond: DAMN! Roxxon was only stalling us so she could get to Fyregem and take the Vault Key Pieces, and everyone we know!
 * (Steelea): Actselly, he really was going to stop you on his own terms. But I at least made sure his persuitless sacrivice was well spent. We warned you of the consequences of defiance. But I'm willing to make you a deal here. Leave the system now, and we will not pursue you. Do yourselves a favor and take advantage of our generosity while you still can. BUT, any further disobedience will COST YOU AND THE CITIZENS OF THIS SYSTEM DEARLY! And don't think I don't know where you are planning to go. The Quarantine Initiative is VERY absolute, and we WILL execute as MANY as we must in order to get you. So, you'd better heed to the authority of the Phaseforce, or you, and this PRECIOUS SYSTEM, will pay the ultimate price!" (She hangs up)
 * Po:... The Quarantine Initiative?
 * Private:... I don't like the sound of that.
 * Wenby: The Quarantine Ini-... Oh, no! No! NO!
 * Fidget: What? What's happeni- (Suddenly, several Phaseforce vehicles were overloading the area)
 * Skipper: What in the name of Starsky and Hutch?
 * Wenby: NO! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!
 * Dexter: What? What's gonna happen?
 * (Steelea): (As transmissions on the Omninet were getting cut off) Attention all inhabitants of the Beofynzeny System. This is Commandant Steelea Tussiton of the Phaseforce. (As the heroes were watching in horror as the Phaseforce placed all public areas in quarantine, shooting anything that crosses them, while the AAF did the same in private areas) For the good and loyal citizens, be advised with caution. We have renegade other-worldly insubordinates threatening to destroy our way of life. We are initiating the Quarantine Initiative until this threat is corrected, and thus we are announcing a curfew until these threats are found. Do not intend to interact with any outside strangers until further notice. Anyone caught in violation of curfew will be dubbed and tried as a conspirator, and severely punished. For those of you who intend to aid said threats, be advised with this one and only warning. In preparation for the upcoming special operations of the Phaseforce, we are ordering the Omninet network shut down. Any attempt to circumvent our control will be met with punishment of DEATH! Do NOT test me, or we may shut down the commerce grid and ANY OTHER INTERPLANETARY NETWORK as well! This will be the ONLY WARNING YOU WILL RECEIVE! You've SEEN the Phaseforce's capabilities, so do not think that even the SLIGHTEST insubordinate act will be unnoticed. (She ends transmission)
 * Zosimo: (As he noticed the effects as the Omninet connection was gone and it simply said 'This page cannot be displayed')... Oh, no!
 * Rollond: (They tried to connect to friends, but failed) No, no, NO, NO, NO!!!
 * Aotho: (Through the m*** e*********t commercial) LODGERS, HEROES!!! MY SISTER HAS FOUND US!!!
 * Wenby: TELL US SOMETHING NEW!!!
 * Aotho: WELL, WE-
 * (Steelea): Aotho! Stand down, that's an order!
 * (Aotho): GUYS, IT'S UP TO YOU NOW!!! (The signal was lost)
 * (Helertia): What the hell is going on?!? Has Armatage and Steelea gone INSANE?!?... I mean, beyond the usual?
 * Deadpool: YOU COULD CALL IT THAT!!!
 * (Helertia): They're shutting down the Omninet, and now we're getting reports of weapon fire all around the System! It's a war zone, and everyone is getting pounded out there! They are sending distress signals to anyone who'll listen! But if they shut down the Omninet, I'll be unable to-" (Her signal was cut, as obscured static from all panicking individuals in the system were heard as the heroes watched in horror, until it stopped)
 * (Jaxtom): I warned you assholes! It's time for Awesome Jaxtom to teach you a lesson about NOT sticking your big noses, or ANY other body parts, where they don't belong, and then keeping said body parts AS MY PERSONAL TROPHIES! Consider yourselves wanted fugitives in a system COMPLETELY cut of the Omninet, signals, and ALL my forces will not rest until you're MINE! I'M INITIATING THE QUARANTINE PROCEDURES!!"
 * Xandy: YOU ASSHOLE!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?
 * (Jaxtom): Well, for one, you have terrorized the Digistruct Industrial Park, AND my AI chamber. I HAD to take drastic measures, and you f***-tards fell for it. Roxxon was always contemplating suicide by the field of battle, and I was just willing enough to oblige him if it meant I get what I needed. All your friends in Fyregem, AND all I need to better the Armatage Corporation are, and always will be, mine. So you'd better heed Steelea's warning, because guess what? She is NOT going to hesitate to show any mercy on you." (He cuts off transmission)
 * Ierlith:... Well... Crap!
 * Deadpool: "...... OH THANKS ALOT GUYS?! Now that Handsome Jack wanna-be thinks I support your stupid rebelion shit! I mean, okay, Jaxy's being overkill here, but in all fairness, all this started out because he wanted to use the tec of a dead race HIS WAY and not waste time respecting some stupid philosify?! Why did you dumbasses desided to pal with the rebels anyway?! Didn't Mieber taught you not to do that shit?!"
 * Gazelle: "Deadpool, my most personal condolences about losing your oppertunity to stay here, and, okay, fine. Maybe Jax really is gravely misunderstood and he only wants powerful tec to not be wasted, and maybe his papa was the biggest idiotoso for respecting a dead philosify! But consider this. Jaxtom has allowed rejection pushed him into an unsavery path. It's gone to the point that his flawed but well meaning intentions are forever made irrevelient to the fact that he has turned into an angery vengeful individual! All because he wants to prove that his father was estupido for not leaping at every single oppertunity even at risk of looking like he has no respect for a long gone race! I, can understand that. But where's the point of proving that the risks of dishonor to a race's name is worth everything, if Jaxtom goes around and punishing people like this?!"
 * Rollond: "Exactly. This isn't about whether or not we should take advantage of any left behind tec or respecting a philosify. This is no longer even about whether or not Jaxtom had the right or wrong mindset for what he's trying to do. This is about long correcting an injustice Jaxtom pulled in just trying to prove his family wrong and that defiling a dead race's beliefs is worth it in a practical and long-term run. Maybe his father really was a damn forsaken idiot for not seeing Jaxtom's grand sceame of things, and had things gone differently, maybe Jaxtom really did wanted to make our systems a better place. But the big picture here, is that Jaxtom has been throwing a temper tandrum for too long, and now, it's gotten too serious to ignor anymore, and whether or not you agree with his justifications is irrelevent. None of us want to deny a man of his dreams or to condemn out system to bandits. All we want is to correct the actions of someone who took his rejection too seriously and just keep the worlds from getting wors- (Gets shot out of nowhere) AGGGGGHHHHHH?!"
 * Wenby: "ROLLOND?!"
 * Rollond fell down, reveiling that the shot came from a child with Roxxon's gun.
 * Deadpool: "Where did the kid came from?!"
 * Wendy: "..... That's Roxxon's daughter."
 * Roxxon's daughter: "....... Why did you took my daddy's life?!"
 * Icky: "Hey, take it easy kid, in all fairness, it was him or us!"
 * Iago: "Not helping, genius."
 * Roxxon's daughter: "Everything that is happening is your fault! Mr. Jaxtom is only doing this because he has no one to understand him?! He only wants to be left alone and to prove his poopy-headed father wrong?! Now thanks to you people wanting to be heroes, all you did is just make everyone sadder?! But that's not the worse of it?! You..... You killed my father?!"
 * Zosimo: "..... Look, kiddo, we're, we're really sorry about this."
 * Roxxon's daughter: "SORRY?! SORRY, IS NOT GONNA BRING MY FATHER BACK?!"
 * Zosimo: "I..... Okay, that's true. Apologising isn't gonna fix this. But, try to understand. Whatever Jaxtom originally wanted to do, is long lost in translation by what he's doing now. Trying to proof a point aside, he-"
 * Roxxon's daughter shot Zosimo in the leg!
 * Zosimo: "GAHHHHHH?!"
 * Roxxon's daughter: "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP?! You see what playing hero does?! Real life is not like as a simple as defeating the bad guy and everything becomes better for it?! You always interfear in something that should've been left alone?! Lougers, you should've just done what Mr. Jaxtom wanted and not consort with these reckless social justice warriors?!"
 * Deadpool: "Aw no! The Marvel universe had enough of that mess, thank you very much?!"
 * The Lougers and Gazelle were demoralised by this.
 * The HA are re-thinking their motives as well.
 * Roxxon's daughter: "Now thanks to you people, Mr. Jaxtom was forced to do this?! And don't dare think that destroying his system will chnage that!? People will hate you all for doing this in the first place?! All you did, was prove that Jaxtom has no hope of making outsiders understand him?! NOW LEAVE HIM ALONE, OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL LEAVE HIM ALONE?!"
 * A CLANG WAS HEARD!
 * Roxxon's daughter fell down, reveiling that Bilge had knocked her out with a frying pan!
 * Bilge: "TAKE THAT, CHILD SOLDIER?! No need for applause."
 * Wenby: "BILGE?! THAT WAS A NORMAL CHILD WHO LOST HER FATHER?!"
 * Bilge: "..... Hey how was I suppose to know, she was holding a weapon?!"
 * Wenby: "..... Lougers, Heroes Act, I am so sorry about that, I-"
 * Spongebob: "Actselly..... We're the ones who should be sorry. She, Jaxtom, and his followers are all right. We should've just done what we were asked and obeyed his orders. Whether or not Jaxtom was right in doing this, is no longer relevent. We..... We're at fault here. Even if we take down Jaxtom, no one's gonna forgive us for this. Let's face it guys. We're just gonna have to leave and let the Grand Councilers know that they might want to reconsider ever having anything to do with this system again."
 * Gazelle: "(Sighs)..... I agree. Sometimes, even doing the right thing, has the most unbenifital consinquences."
 * Xandy: "I guess, sometimes..... Heroes are just not appresiated here."
 * The heroes turned their back and leave.
 * Wenby: "..... Guys, wait! Wait?! What about stopping Jaxtom and freeing everyone?!"
 * Icky: "OKAY, LADY, SERIOUSLY?! WAKE UP?! REALITY IS NOT AS SIMPLE AS A SATERDAY MORNING CARTOON?! Look, we agree what Auu Handsome Jack doing, is screwed up, but, HOW IS PROVOKING HIM TO BE WORSE HEROIC OR BENIFITAL IN THE LONG RUN?! Sometimes, it's, it's better to cut your losses and let the bad guy win. People dying over his hissy fits is not worth some unrealistic goal of these worlds automaticly becoming better with Jaxy gone?! Okay, he may be a major problem, BUT, he's not a sole one?! You think all those bandits and any Jaxtom loyalist is just gonna VANISH just because you gotten rid of him?! These worlds were a mess, even before Jaxtom came, and are likely to still be a mess, AFTER he would be gone?! Look, we're all for doing the right thing, but if it hurts more then it saves, and if we end up ruining families of both side of the spectrum for nothing, then maybe...... Maybe some evils, are better off left alone, then to do something that makes everything worse. And if you want your friends to come out alive of this, then, just, give up, and let Jax do whatever he wants?! It's not like he wants to take over the Universes or anything?! NO! He's basicly the universe's most dedicated businessman only trying to make sure god-like tec isn't wasted because of a dead race's philsoify?! By all accounts, he only wants to share that tec and make everyone's lives better?! Is he doing it in a sucky way? NO BUTTS ABOUT IT?! BUT THEN AGAIN, WHAT CORPERATION IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING, HASN'T BEEN SUCKY IN JUST TRYING TO DO THEIR BUSINESS?! MEDIA CORPERATIONS ABSUE THE COPYRIGHT LAW?! FOOD CORPERATIONS WANT TO AFTIFICTALISED ORGANIC FOODS AND CONTROL WATER?! BANKS FORCE DEPTS ON YOU EVEN IF YOUR FLAT BROKE AND BASICLY TAKE EVERYTHING BUT THE CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK?! SOMETIMES, THINGS HAVE TO SUFFER FOR THE BENIFIT OF OTHERS?! It's, far from ideal! But..... Sometimes, resolving any problem, is not worth people's lives?! And Jaxtom proved that he ain't bluffing?! Sometimes, a hero would be much better help, if he doesn't piss off the villain more then he has already. And for everyone's sake.... It's time you reconsider everything about your life."
 * Wenby: "But, but-"
 * Gazelle: "You need to accept reality! Rollond is lost to us, and we're respondsable for an orphan dispising us! Jaxtom may be far from being a hero, but neither are you or the vault seekers?! Your so obcessed with taking down Jaxtom that you forget that he is NOT like any average tyrant?! He clearly knows how rebelions work and has done well to defeat all of them?! And clearly, the Vault Seekers are no improvement. You, are better off surrendering. For the sake of the people."
 * The Lougers and HA left, along with Gazelle after giving a tearful face of remorse.
 * Wenby, all without hope, fell to the ground and started crying, as Bilge started to comfert her.
 * Bilge: "It's okay. No one said good and evil is always a one-sided battle. You win some, you lose some, am I right?"
 * ???: "I ought to agree with the waste of metal potaintional, Wenby."
 * Jaxtom arrived with his soldiers.
 * Jaxtom: "And I hope some sense of reality has finally reached you. I apologies if I have to be further firm with you for sometime, Wenby, but it's the only way you'll learn. (To his troops) Boys, get the rebel witch out of here."
 * Soldier 1: "The Lougers sir?"
 * Jaxtom: "Let them be. They finally gotten the message."
 * Soldier 1: "Understood. And the bot, sir?"
 * Jaxtom: "Have him ready for the boys at the recycle station! Maybe he'll be more obedient as a trapp bot!"
 * Bilge: "NOOOOOOOOOOO?! PLEASE NO?! NOT A TRAPP?! ANYTHING BUT A TRA- (The Soldiers grabbed both Bilge and Wenby)"
 * Bilge was heard crying as he and Wenby were seperated from eachother.
 * Jaxtom: "(Chuckles)..... According to plan. (Jaxtom looked up and see the van and the HA ship leaving.).... Finally. People coming to respect me at last."
 * Jaxtom proceeds to leave with his troop, as he looks down to Roxxon's daughter.
 * Jaxtom: "..... Admiral? See to it that Roxx's daughter is placed in my orphanage in another planet. I deem her worthy to be heir to her father's position."
 * Admiral: "Understood sir."
 * The Admiral picked the child up and left.
 * Jaxtom went on his merry way.
 * Jaxtom: "..... Ya see, dad? You see of what you did to your son over trying to be respectful of a dead race's philosify? I hope your rotting in the hell that you belong with this knowledge, because ALL OF THIS, could've been avoided, if you just supported me dad?! (Sighs).... But still..... My embettering of the universes will finally be realised, and soon, everyone will finally understand, how awesome I really am."
 * ???: You think so? (Rollond was mysteriously still alive)
 * Jaxtom: WHAT?!? HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!? HAX?! I CALL HAX?!
 * Rollond: Uh, I have a healing shield, duh! And I have a LOT to tell Roxxon's daughter.
 * Roxxon's Daughter: What could you POSSIBLY want? You killed my father!
 * Rollond: Sweetheart, your father was rather suicidal. He was seeking to die anyway. Hell, Jaxtom here gave him that request by leaving him to us.
 * Jaxtom: (Laughs) Little one, don't believe a mercenary! They're nothing but scum to this system that MUST be corrected.
 * Rollond:... Fine then! HERE'S your proof! (Takes a recorder and plays it)
 * (Roxxon): (Sighs) Alright. This is General Roxxon, final entry. I don't really want to be here, yes. This system smells like hemorrhoids wrapped in Junkogont bacon. I hoped Steelea would take care of this little problem and also because... Seriously have you heard her? She talks all the time. The Admiral AI gave me a to-do list from Jaxtom, and he said he offered me this final chance to retire. I was rather upset that me idol, former Agent Aotho, has been working with a quartet of mercenaries that want the Vault's contents for nothing but money. As I served since Steelea took over, I've asked myself "What am I doing with my life"? Well, wanted to let you know that... I'll just be shooting the whole lot of my enemies because I'm intending to quit the military way. When this mission Jaxtom sent to me is over, I'll be done with the Phaseforce, as I cannot kill myself as it is too cowardly, not can I quit because desertion in the Phaseforce is punishable by death. I intend to kill myself by going out like a TRUE soldier. I must thank Jaxtom, for giving me this opportunity. Alrhonze Ferron Roxxon, over and out. And my dear daughter, if you ever discover this, please know. It is not you. It's me. You may be at peace with what Jaxtom intends to do with you, but I cannot. If you get this before Jaxtom can find you, don't let him have you share my fate, my dear Qoola..... You deserve better then that. Whatever Jaxtom wanted to do is irrelevent to whatever atrosity he would put you through. I may understand why he does it, but that doesn't make me less a disgrace to my family legacy. Redeem our family name, and forge your own path away from Jax. (The transmission ends)
 * Roxxon's Daughter:... I... Why?
 * Rollond: Well, he's been a little distrustful with everyone here. Steelea and Jaxtom, they've only been using you AND your father, AND family. The reason he didn't quit nor kill himself was because he didn't just think it was cowardly or unfulfilling... But because he didn't wanna leave you alone. You, Qoola Roxxon, are something special, and you didn't know it. But when he knew that Jaxtom will make him fight a battle he knew he couldn't win, he knew it was an oppertunity to see to it that you'll be given a better life away from Jaxtom. He didn't wanted you to think less of him for only wanting to be freed from the body Jaxtom made, and what Jax would no doubt wish to bestow onto you. Sadly, because you saw something he didn't wanted you to see so soon, his hopes of you getting a better life ended up being wasted. No thanks to Bilge coming at a bad time and making it easy for Jax being able to find ya.
 * Jaxtom: You LIAR! (Points his gun at him) ROXXON WAS A GREAT SOLDIER FOR THE PHASEFORCE!! HE IS NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL!!
 * Rollond: Then explain the recordings, smart guy!
 * Jaxtom: He... He... Roxxon sometimes doesn't know what he truely wants! That's expected from those with honorable histories! He just needed to be given a chance to understand the grand picture! I, I, I-
 * Rollond: You've got nothing other then your flimsy arguement, do you?
 * Jaxtom:... DIE! (He tries to shoot them until Qoola kicks in in the groin) AOOOHHHH!!!
 * Qoola:... Sorry, Jaxtom! But I'm afraid they may be right.
 * Jaxtom:... Qoola... Why? Do you REALLY wanna believe a mercenary?
 * Qoola: As much as it pains me, I have no choice. If my father really WAS this suicidal, then given everything they and he said, there's no point in serving you any longer. You wanna progress the Armatage Corporation however you please. But in the end, this is NOT the way to honor the technology of the Uridians! By means, yes, I understand not letting them go to waste, but doing it in the way the Urdians didn't envision is not resolve any legit problem. Corporatocracy and killing people is NOT the way. Claiming that you know better than everyone else is NOT the way. You betrayed your family to force the issue, when it could've been resolved logically. That's more like what a false god would say. You crippled your own father. Violence is NOT the way to get your point across. You could've done this the easy way, but instead, you took the hard way, by betraying everyone you love. You betrayed everyone who trusted you. You betrayed the will of the Uridians by using their technology for evil. They said you couldn't honor the technology within the Vaults? Well, given all this... They may be right! Maybe your father was in the RIGHT for denying your chance to run the Armatage Corporation. What good is proving them by doing it in the way that ends up making them look right?
 * Jaxtom:... You... Little SNOT!! KILL HER!!! (Wenby got strong and defended her as they retreated) FOR GOD'S SAKES, YOU IDIOTS, CAN'T YOU HANDLE A WOMAN?! STOP THEM!!! STOP THEEEM!!! (They escaped)... (Growls, and gets on a transmission) Steelea! Wolholm! The operation has been compromised! Qoola has betrayed the Phaseforce! You must capture this renegade agent, NOW! And make sure all attempts by them to change the Outsider Heroes Minds remains futile! We can't risk them bringing them back here?! (Sees that his soldiers still have a panicing Bilge, then his enraged expression changes to a large smug grin)..... And I know HOW to ensure that. Change of plans for the robot boys! Let's torture him, and pre-chew him for the scrappers unless the mercs are willing to comply!
 * Soldiers: "SIR YES SIR?!"
 * Bilge: YOU LITTLE DUMB CUMPSTER!!! I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND USE THEM TO FEED A SKAG PUPPY!!!
 * Jaxtom: Don't you EVER shut up?

Defeating Jaxtom and the Berzerkase
Vault Snowy Magma Peak
 * Po: (They went up the mountain, and Po, in panda fashion, was beat)... YEESH! IT'S COLD... IT'S HIGH... IT'S HOT... IT'S CRAZY!!!
 * Rollond: Indeed. We fight off Steelea, and so far, it looked like the bots killed her off, but I am not holding my breath. That Gruid survived worse. And now... It's getting much, MUCH crazier.
 * Wenby: Well, it doesn't matter! Jaxtom nearly tricked us into giving up, I will NOT let him go any further. Whether or not Steelea's dead or not no longer concerns me. All I care about is getting Jaxtom!
 * Lord Shen: Oh here we go again?!
 * Wenby: (They arrived at the peak as it was coated with a magma pool, treacherous icy terrain, and a giant vault-like device)... JAXTOM!! (Jaxtom sees her in shock)... I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!!
 * Jaxtom: "I bet alot of fathers don't have to deal with rebelious daughters THIS bad!"
 * Lord Shen: Now, now, Wenby, you promised!
 * Wenby: (Quietly) Trust me, I got this! (Openly) It's time I put you out of your misery!
 * Jaxtom: Young lady, be a good girl! Show your daddy the love he has shown you!
 * Wenby: LOVE?!?
 * Jaxtom: As much love as that WAS! I admit, I may have stepped over the lines a little bit, but sometimes, fathers are made to do, unorthendox things for the greater good, and-
 * Wenby: A LITTLE?!? TORTURING ME IN AN AI CHAMBER, IS A LITTLE BIT UNORTHENDOX TO YOU?!? Oh, Jaxtom, you are SOME piece of s***! Honestly, I don't even know why I'm surprised you betrayed us. You've ALWAYS been stubborn and greedy. Maybe the fact that you can't act like a responsible father, is because you can't get over the fact that your father denied your chance to run the Armatage Corporation!
 * Jaxtom: OKAY, MAYBE I'D PROBULY SHOULD'VE HANDLED THIS BETTER, BUT CONSIDER THE GRAND SCEAME OF THINGS-
 * Wenby: DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN! I AM GOING TO END THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!! (She screamed at the top of her lungs as everyone was worried and scared as phase energy flew across the area, until a flash of purple light burst as her scream turned into an ear-piercing shriek as she displayed a powerful new Uridian-like form)...
 * Jaxtom:... No... It can't be!... She's the one! The form of Uridian legend! I... I heard stories in the Uridian holofiles I've encountered, but I never thought it'd existed! And holy crap, I REALLY FEEL BAD I DIDN'T KEPT YOU ON A TIGHTER LEASH IF I KNEW IT WAS YOU?!
 * Wenby: Oh, I'm no Uridian! I'm a Censen! The FIRST Censen! I am now free from your control, from ANYONE'S control! And now that you've foolishly injected me with all the power throughout the years, I have become powerful enough to match their legend! The legend of a Uridian so powerful and so surpassing in phase power, that it stands above all others as they follow it on a quest to rid their home of evil. The legend known as... THE URIDIAN PHAGE!! Now, you heroes better stand back, because massacres like this are rarely seen, even by Uridian eyes!
 * Alex: BUT YOU PROMISED!!!
 * Magnum: (Through everyone's minds) Everyone, listen to her! I can read her mind, and she is not going to kill him. She's just going to make it easier for us to defeat him. Now, shut up and STAND BACK!!!) (They did so)
 * Jaxtom: "Wenby, please! Do know that it will haunt me forever, but if I had to, I will have to make sure you are not a threat to me and a use to them, ONE WAY OR THE OTHER?!"
 * Wenby: "Your basicly out of minions at this point. Even Steelea's basicly gone-"
 * A random lazer hits Wenby, nearly causing her to be disorianted!
 * A beaten up Steelea was seen with her gun.
 * Steelea: "..... NEXT TIME, MAKE SURE I ACTSELLY WAS DEAD, YOU C** SUCKERS?!"
 * Deadpool: Let's be honest lady, you're AUU Commandant Steele. I thought for sure you'd die by being turned into a kabob, if not by a giant tentacle monster, but by Uridian robots. I thought for sure you were long gone.
 * Steelea:... You think I'm just an ordinary Gruid? Me and my sister? We share the same powers! The powers... OF A CENSEN! (She augmented her gun with phasepower and used the same laser she used on Wenby against them as they dodged)
 * Jaxtom: Brilliant work, Steelea!
 * Steelea: Anything! I've already contacted Wolholm, and he should be here any second.
 * Jaxtom:... I thought he was dead!
 * Steelea: I ensured that he wouldn't be for long. And trust me, when he comes, even Roxxon would cry in shame if he saw him.
 * Qoola: Oh, you dirty bitch!
 * Steelea: I will deal with YOU later, renegade! Jaxtom! Do what you can! We'll keep them busy!
 * Jaxtom: (He approaches the Vault and activates the Key)... This is where it all ends! Once the Vault here is open, the untold technology inside, will be more powerful than that of the last Vault I visited, and it will annihilate you all!
 * Wenby: You... You can't win, Jaxtom! We will still beat you.
 * Jaxtom: You think so? Well, you should know, you and all the others are not the only onesthat can control phasepowers. I have been injecting myself with this new Cerwan formula that allows me to grow in power just like you. Sure, the results only last a week, but after all the training I put myself through... (Takes out a formula in an injection device)... It will be enough to wipe you heroes off my system! (He injects himself with the substance as his nerves turned purple and he charged himself in energy)... When you get to hell, tell Cilith, I said 'hey'! (He duplicated himself multiple times as they all toted multiple Armatage/Huncus guns)... I am Legion! For we are-
 * Wenby: A pain in my ass! (A-Sentries and A-Sentinels came in)
 * Jaxtom:... And the cavalry has arrived! (Wolholm came in as well toting a similar powered exoskeleton like both Borderlands 2 Wilhelm's mech and Roxxon's, only having the yellow Armatage color scheme, and being far more powerful and advanced)
 * Wolholm:... I am back, and ready to serve you, Jaxtom!
 * Jaxtom: Great! It all comes down to this, heroes! You want me? Come and get me! (The forces attacked as the heroes had a big fight as this music played)
 * Icky: (The heroes finally bested his forces) HAH! Suck it, Handsome-Jack-knockoff!
 * Jaxtom: That's it? Huh? You think you have defeated ME?
 * Icky: Yeah!
 * Jaxtom: WELL, YOU HAVEN'T! You recall that I had a hated brother!
 * Wenby:... You mean Gimmy? What... What did you do to him?
 * Jaxtom: Well, I killed him, and had his body repurposed for a later time. And it all stems to... The Phalanxase! The Uridians' planet's apex predator, and the chosen guardians of the Vaults! And now, I can finally use him! Because inside this Vault, is not just ANY technology, but a far stronger guardian than the one we destroyed. A genetically-engineered Phalanxase, and one of the last of it's breed. (Digitally constructs a large capsule containing the dead body of Gimmy, along with several containers, and as the Vault opened, something came out as vicious growls were heard)
 * Boss Wolf: I've got a bad feeling about this!
 * Jaxtom: You see, I was no match for this creature, so I needed to have a way to rob all the contents without this beast interfering. And I have finally achieved the way. Gimmy here was always better than me in every way, even to my intelligence. And with the DNA of the Phalanxase we found pumping in his bloodstream, I have used him in secret as a monster. (The Vault Seekers remembered the many times they saw a giant feral monstrosity)... The one called the Berserker Beast, was HIM, destroying to serve me. And now, with the power of THIS Phalanxase, even the Invincibles would s*** themselves in respect. So, what better way to destroy you, than combine this monster's ferocity with the intelligence and raw power of the Berserker?
 * Cynder:... Oh, no!
 * Jaxtom: Oh, yes! (He activates the device, as it turned Gimmy into pure DNA, and he dumped it and fed it to the Phalanxase, and after a crazy and intense reaction, something began to emerge as tremors were heard)
 * Boss Wolf: Now I've got a REALLY bad feeling about this!
 * Jaxtom: Say hello to... THE BERZERKASE!!! (The monster itself emerged as it was similar to the Warrior of Borderlands 2, but more organic, dangerous, and roared in a similar fashion to 2014 Godzilla) Now if you'll excuse me, I have a fortune to collect! (He teleports away as the beast approached them)...
 * Qoola:... We are so screwed! (This music played as they fought)

(Later...)
 * Wenby:... (As the Berzerkase was in moaning pain in near-death)... (Sighs)... Gimmy... I am so sorry your brother had to do this to you. But... I promise that there's a way to get you better again. If I'm not mistaken, you still have a DNA identification catalog in the Digisurrection network. If we can get there, we can bring you back. And never as the monster you are now ever again. (Berzerkase roared at her as she blasted a beam of purple phase energy that destroys it)
 * Wolholm: You stay right up here, young lady! (Steelea got up as well)
 * Steelea: Jaxtom made it VERY clear to you reprobates. This world is HIS! Anyone who has EVER resisted his orders have been severely punished. I certainly saw to that. (She charges her phase powers)
 * ???: STEELEA, STOP! (A blast hit her from behind, as it was done by Aotho, who charged her gun with phase power, aided by the others)
 * Steelea:... Aotho! Look what you've done! You've ALWAYS been weak, you stupid trait- (Morco blasted her with his rocket launcher)
 * Morco:... Yeesh, you talk too much!
 * Steelea: (She healed herself with her tech and abilities)...
 * Morco: "..... And on top of that, doing that to you was pointless."
 * Aotho: Steelea, this has gone far enough! Stand down now!
 * Steelea: Never! Not until you and your renegade friends are dead under my feet! (The Lodgers went down into the Vault to confront Jaxtom)... (Growls) WOLHOLM!
 * Wolholm: On it! AAF, advance! (They went into the Vault)

Transcript
Intro Theme (Cage the Elephant- Ain't No Rest For The Wicked) Coming soon...