The REAL Best Night Ever

The REAL Best Night Ever is the 15th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Celestia and Luna decide to throw another Grand Galloping Gala and have it be an all-fun occasion for everyone, they invite all Equestians, the Lodgers and Kairi to join in while Taiku and his friends spend time with Spyro, Sparx and Kairi since Taiku dubbed them the new members of his gang of friends back in Fluttershy's First Easter. However, things don't go as planned when the rude Dragon Teens from Season 2 and the Diamond Dogs from Season 1 are simple henchmen hired by Dr. Nefarious to invade the palace, crash the party and finally make Kairi his queen while taking over an entire nation and proving to Malefor and his Non-Darkspawn father that he is 10 times the Darkspawn Lord he is in the progress. He is also secretly alliened to Prince Blueblood, who appears to be jealious of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood and has Nefarious make a machine capable of wing transplant as well as apeaseing the wishes of his cohorts, Griff, a tough richmen griffin who has a jerky outlook on life who wants to get back pony slaves for his family ever since Pony Slavery became illegal, and Gob, a member of a goblin tribe once dominate of the area that is now Manehatten and wants the city toren down and the land to be given back to the goblins. Only the Lodgers, The Mane 6, Spike, Taiku, Alice, The Celestial Sisters, Shining, Cadance and the MU Gang can save her. Plus, the new bearers of the Original Elements of Harmony are finally chosen: Helping Hooves (Guidence), Sincere Funtime (Sincerity), Kindheart (Compassion), Twilight's Celestia-worshipping cousin Midnight Fate (Faith), and of all the ponies in Equestria, none other then Lightning Dust (Courage), who explains that she wanted to be a Wonderbolt of extreme measures because a dead childhood friend Daisy Beds, who wanted to be a Wonderbolt, but caught a rare wing disease, as well as other personal childhood tragies and having a famed Wonderbolt grandfather who died from a dishaster, must stand up to this. Now, Lighting will have to overcome negitive feelings for Rainbow Dash while ensuring Kairi's rescue and comuppence is on Team Nefarious and a treacherious prince?

The Mane 6 do their celebrations all over again. This time...
 * Twilight will speak for Celestia at the Gala
 * Pinkie will be the DJ and she will set up the party decorations.
 * Rainbow Dash will be joining in an act with the Wonderbolts.
 * Fluttershy will try making friends with the scared animals again, this time the best she can.
 * Applejack will be given a bigger stall to get ponies' attention to her products.
 * Rarity encounters Prince Blueblood, and is still angry at him for his disgusting behavior. But Blueblood has a secret that intents to make him the new ruler of Equestia with 2 cohorts and a secret allience with Nefarious himself about anonimus funding of a machine capable of wing transplant, implying this involves Blueblood's newfound jealiousy for Twilight.

Fan-made Transcript
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Chapter 1: Preparing for the New Grand Galloping Gala/Evil that looms and waits.
Deviant Art- Taiku's Dressing Room
 * A film began with grandiose music as slow-motion footage of Taiku was shown on screen; while a stereotypical documentary voice-over began to speak.
 * Documentary Narratior: Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon. You know him as the wacky irresistable savior and protector of Andalasia in Dragonfire92379's NeverEnding Story Series. Princess Bloom of Domino's dragon, protecter and best friend, Haku's younger brother, Alice Gehabich's oc boyfriend, a close friend to Princess Kairi of Radiant Garden and certain members of Scroopfan's famed Shell Louge Squad. And the star of Dragonfire's many other devilant art fanfictions. But how much do you really know about this courageous adventurer and fun-seeker? Join us now as we take you: BEHIND THE LEGEND!
 * Taiku is seen watching his documentary and pauses it as he turns to the audience.
 * Taiku: "Oh, i didn't seen you there... If you could pardon my post-modernisum."
 * Canned Laughter.
 * Taiku: Thank you, thank you. So right about now you guys are proabley wondering how did someone like me end up becoming a fanmake superstar of Tman's devilant art account? I don't have a clue either!
 * Canned laughter.
 * Taiku: "But seriously, i do have some justofication for that. You see, it was sometime after my involvement of certain Spongebob and Friends Cronicles episodes, "Magic University" and "Fluttershy's First Easter", i was called in by my creator, Tman. Well you see, ever since the big boss himself desided to offitcally change the series by the start of Season 14 involving Kairi, of which i am not gonna blab more about to avoid spoilers, wink wink, he brought me over day for a big job."
 * Taiku then shows the audience his first appearence in The NeverEnding Story With A Twist Poster as he continued explaining
 * Taiku: "I appeared in a, rather strange Lord of the rings, The modern Hobbit, and the Neverending story parody, and the catch is, it's with a twist which was an amazing sucess. then follows, alot more pieces of work (Various other posters of Tman's appeared.) What can i say? Tman is addicted to me. But anyway, i bet your wondering? What was my history like? Did he always had a glamorious, wonderful life? ...... I have to be honest, i did not."
 * Caned Audience gasped.
 * Taiku: But I rather not talk about it. Let's talk about what happened after my hardships. I bet your wondering? What are you doing with me when your in an episode about the Gala Season 2 has been talking about for some time since "Beautiful and Dangerous"? You know, that episode about two chamed attractive thiefs the lougers had to beat? That is a good question... Remember in some episodes of Both original and Cronicles series, sometimes they would have a Narrator of the week to show you the story? Well, guess who's this week's episode's narrator?
 * Arrows point to Taiku as a canned audience cheer is heard.
 * Taiku: Thank you! Thank you. Now I about to tell you this story which littary made the front page of the headlines. (Shows a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan!")
 * Taiku: "I bet your filled with Questions like, "What's Lightning Dust, a few ponies you don't know, Midnight Fate, and Prince Blueblood doing here? Who's the other near Oc Clones of Phil and Mushu with Lightning Dust along with that little green sprite? and more impourently, what did Ne-dork-ious do this time?" Well, i am gonna answer all that, and more."
 * The Canned Audience chuckled a pit.
 * Taiku: And It wasn't long ago in fact. You see, it all started when everyone was excited about the forementioned Gala when it was still in the progress of being prepared...

Ponyville. (This, interesting verson of Bibbdi Bobbidi Boo plays as a Rock and Roll Colt band appears from nowhere by Discord magic, while Twilight did the transformation spell on both the mice into horses and apple into carrage).
 * Pinkie is seen cheering and bouncing around.
 * Taiku (Narraiting): Everyone was really excited that the Gala was almost upon us. Pinkie Pie most of all.
 * The lougers are seen with the Mane 6.
 * Pinkie gets excited to the point she begins to throw confeti everywhere!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, Miss Pinkie, the Gala is still a few days away before the offitcal time of the party and already your exploding with anpisitation i expect?"
 * Pinkie: "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Gilda: "Ahh dang it! Pinkie owes me a hearing aid... Maybe."
 * Pinkie becomes concern with what Gilda saids and brings out a Megaphone.
 * Pinkie (into Megaphone): "CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?!"
 * Echos repeat "Me" for a few times before fading.
 * Gilda gets annoyed.
 * Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yes, i can hear you screaming to a mega phone. My earholes are not bleeding right now. Thanks."
 * Pinkie: "Okie Doklie Lokie, Gilda."
 * Gilda starts to get frustracted with Pinkie's antics!
 * Viper: "Gilda, remember your breathing exsirizes."
 * Po: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep track of one princess of heart and get a purple dragon into kung fu fighting shape. We can't waste time trying to keep you from causing Pink Pony Massicure.
 * Viper: "Now, breath in."
 * Gilda breaths in.
 * Viper: "Breath out."
 * Gilda breaths out.
 * Viper: "Fell better?"
 * Gilda: "Alittle."
 * Rarity: "I am looking forword to find out who the new elements of harmony for the lost original elements are. I'm so excited and filled with Pinkie Pie-like glee!"
 * Icky: "So Rares, you said you were gonna make Gala clothing for us?"
 * Rarity: "Oh, i almost dreadfully forgotten. Thank you for our timely inquriy Ickerious."
 * Rarity brings out alot of bags.
 * Po: "Wow, that's alot of bags."
 * Rarity: "Your gonna love your outfits for the Gala. Like my friends, i made them based on your personallies and quirks."
 * Gilda: "Ya better not made me frou-frouy!"
 * Rarity: "Oh, worry not my dear Griffin, i figured you wouldn't be thr frou-frou time in light of your tomboyish behavior, not meaning to afraid with the use of the word mind you."
 * Icky: "So our Gala get-up is based on our personalies and quirks huh? I hope it isn't too over-the-top like that episode where Hoity-Toity appeared."
 * Spongebob: And more importantly those three villain teams better think twice before planning to crash the party.
 * Po: I hear ya Spongebob, cause The High Council's gonna be all eyes on them like hawks.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, Mang and the villain geek leage are still fudged and won't be freed until after this episode, and the Scourage for brains are still dealing with their annual rebelion problems, and Nefarious is most likely still bitching like a bitch on how his virus failed him in the Omicon episode."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk assuming anything won't happen none of the less."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, the High Council is becoming surrealy demanding on the villain teams ever since this habit of crashing of fun times started. They're less likely to be stupid like that."
 * Skipper: "But still, that isn't an exquse that we can't be on our toes."
 * Rico nods and littaly stand on his toes!
 * Twilight: "Ok everyone, i am about to get the Carrage and Horse spell right this time!"
 * Boss Wolf: "This time?"
 * Rarity: "Let's just say the last attempt some time ago could've been, better."
 * Boy Sora: So all your studing from the Disney version of Cinderella is paying off huh?
 * Twilight: "Hopefully."
 * Fluttershy brought some mice over.
 * Fluttershy: "Twilight, are you sure you can get this right this time?"
 * Applejack: "Relax, Rarity made sure she didn't bring her cat out this time."
 * Twilight: "Ok, here goes nothing!"
 * Icky: This outta be good.
 * Sandy: "Let her rip, Twi."
 * Twilight: Allright here we go! Mistro!
 * (Twilight begins singing Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo)
 * Discord interupts the song!
 * Discord: "Sorry for the interuption, but if we're going to include this song, we'll do it MY way. HIT IT?!"

(A familiar song from Family guy plays)
 * Icky: "Wow..... That was unexpected."
 * Tai: Hey Discord that's smokin!
 * Discord was confused.
 * Discord: "A positive complament from someone NOT Fluttershy or Celestia in a good mood? Is such a thing possable? Normally, when i appear to do something random, it is met with a negitive respondse."
 * Twilight: "Your not familier with possitive opinions or respondses?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well he was once one of your enemies, so alchorse not!"
 * Discord: "Well, that and, even when i am reformed in a majority extent, I am still not 100% clear that ponies are starting to like me."
 * Spongebob: "Well depends, if they didn't like you, wouldn't you be run out of town by an angry mob by now?"
 * Discord: "Actselly, I'm also confused why that hasn't happen yet."
 * Applejack: "You got both the carrage and the horses right. The horses don't have mice faces and the carrage ain't just a giant apple."
 * Trixie: "We don't have to go home by midnight do we? Cause in the story, the horses and carrage turn back into mice and a pumpkin."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, my transformation spell is periment for as long as i see fit. But as for the Gala, well, it depends on how long the Gala lasts."
 * Trixie: "Well i hope it's long enough to give me enough time to razzle dazzle the rich Canterlotian folk with Trixie's incredable pazzazz!?"
 * Patrick: "But isn't that imapprobeate?"
 * Icky: "It's pazzazz, not penis Patrick, and Trixie's a chick, ya pink starfish dipshit!"
 * Squidward: "We could go without the cussing."
 * Spongebob: Yeah cause the Censor people are allready on us so far and let me, Patrick and Squidward tell you why thought song.
 * Icky: "Oh, like you know the Censors."
 * Spongebob: "Oh yeah, i know alot of Censors, espeically the most strictest censors of all, The FCC."

Cutaway Present Flashback Present Flashback Present The Present-Taiku's Dressing Room Ponyville Slideshow Back to the show. Slideshow Resumes Slideshow ends Taiku's room. Equestian Boarders. A room in Canterlot. Taiku's room Danville.
 * Twilight: "Wow, that escalated quickly."
 * Matt: Yeah. I'm surprise we made it this far with all the cursing and inaproppirate stuff Scroopfan threw at us.
 * Squidward: And I'm more surprised we dident get a lawsuit from the Censors cause this IS a kids show.
 * Iago: "I guess it's because Spongebob and Friends Adventures is a web series."
 * Rarity: "Well it's no exquse for any of us to have pottymouths."
 * Lord Shen: "Quite, now let's move on to a subject that matters to the episode."
 * Spike: "And speaking of that, I am looking forword to find out who the new element barers are."
 * Sandy: "Well, it has to whoever relects what the elements represent."
 * Patrick: "Well yeah.... What do those other elements represent again? I lost track."
 * Spyro: That my pink seastar friend would be the elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion, and the last one is Courage.
 * Twilight: Good memory Spyro.
 * Icky: "Yeah, we went through quite alot before we finally got around to who is the new elementeers ever since Celestia got them back from that Captain Sora Wannabe: Discovering Twilight's old history, A giant shark problem, the easter mishap, A cyberjurrasic park gone haywire, Spongebob almost forgetting who he is, Two attractive thiefs, An Attractive Pterodon, Gelotodrone, A 4th of July near dishater, Crane's crazy oil obcessed uncle, a planet of the kind of yours truely, a planet of super beings, the Omicron mess, Qui's plan gone backfire, and now, here we are."
 * Lord Shen: "We're not including the Star Wars Parody?"
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, that one was made more for fun, it doesn't count as an adventure."
 * Lord Shen: "Good point."
 * Twilight: Well, another thing is that Celestia wanted to do a few favors for us so we wouldn't screw everything up like last time. As a princess, I get to speak out for Celestia.
 * Rainbow Dash: And I get to perform with the Wonderbolts! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?
 * Applejack: Celestia was nice enough to rent me a bigger stall so I could get some more sales.
 * Fluttershy: I feel like trying again with those frightened animals again, but after what happened last time, I don't think the gardener will let me in there.
 * Twilight: Well, I had a chat with him, and convinced him to give you another chance. But the animals might be more scared of you after seeing how scary you were last time.
 * Fluttershy: (At the Gala) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Well, this time, I'll try and do the best I can to bond with them. No more traps, and no more yelling.
 * Pinkie: Celestia even let ME do most of the decorations for the Gala. I even get to be the DJ.
 * Rarity:...(Sighs)...
 * Applejack: Rarity? What's wrong, sugar-cube?
 * Rarity: Oh, nothing. It's just that...since the last Gala, I've been thinking about that god awful Blueblood.
 * Discord: Someone you know?
 * Rarity: Well, it's kind of a long story...
 * (Rarity): Before the last Gala, I wanted to be there and meet a charming and handsome stallion named Prince Blueblood. He seemed nice at first, but I found out the hard way that he wasn't THAT much of what I pictured him to be. He was in fact a complete jerk. He wasn't THAT much of a gentlecolt. He was rude, unsympathic, lazy, bossy, selfish, and absolutely stubborn. When he was about to give me a rose, he actually took it for himself. He expected ME to open a door for him, he used my shawl as a bridge so he wouldn't have to get himself dirty over a puddle, he expected ME to pay for his food, he insulted Applejack's food in front of her, and worst of all, HE USED ME AS A PONY SHIELD!!!
 * Blueblood: (Forrestfire101 parody) PONY SHIELD!!! (A cake splatters all over Rarity)
 * (Rarity): OOH!!! He was nothing but trouble! He's the highest form of jerk! I couldn't even believe I could fall for a pony like him!
 * Rarity: If I have to see HIM again, I swear to Celestia, I will throw a shit fit!
 * Applejack: Dad gum, girl, that's the first time I ever heard you cuss in a long time.
 * Rarity: "...... Pardon my unlady-like languise, but Blueblood is the one pony that makes me wish murder wasn't illegal."
 * Twilight: "Well, it is illegal, so, you are incredability out of luck."
 * Rarity: "But alchorse i won't let HIM prevent me from attending the most grandest of parties in Equestia, espiecailly that Celestia will sought to make them cater to our whims more. Who knows, maybe Blueblood would be too pride-hurt from what i did to get even to even show up, or maybe he'll defelupted a fear of me, or maybe he gotten eaten by a hydra at this point, or maybe he's in prison, or maybe he got sick and died from sickness, or poison, or-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "RARITY?!"
 * Rarity: Sorry. I went too far. But at least I...kind of...have someone who's better than him.
 * Iago: Pedo--
 * Rarity: (Dubbed as Miss Piggy) DON'T YOU DARE!!!
 * Iago: Well, I wouldn't think of it.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I get to meet up with the Wonderbolts again. Spitfire was beginning to consider me a legend after they saw how awesome I was back at Wonderbold Academy. Especially after I put that freak of nature Lightning Dust in her place. I sure hope that's the LAST time I ever see her in my life.
 * Taiku: Someone you know?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Does this require another flashback?
 * Discord: I suppose so, Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Alright, fine...
 * (Rainbow Dash): Lightning Dust was a student at Wonderbolt Academy. She was almost a lot like me. She was fast, she was determined, and she wanted to be a Wonderbolt desperately. She and I became not just partners, but a bit like friends. Spitfire chose her as the lead pony, which I didn't take at first. But then I realized that she wasn't fit for being a Wonderbolt at all. She liked to push herself to limits she could never accomplish. One exercise wounded my wing after I couldn't keep up with her, and one time, she used a tornado to clear up some clouds. But that tornado caused my friends to be blown across the sky like ragdolls. After I managed to save them, I consulted Spitfire about it, and I was thinking about quitting until she admitted that I was right. From then on, I took Lightning's place as lead pony.
 * Rainbow Dash: I didn't necessarily pay attention to what happened to LD after that. I assumed she was kicked out, and sent back home. But if you ask me, I'm GLAD she's gone.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, i know Lightning Dust is not a favored Pony to you,.but would it hurt if you had just talked to her about it? She would've been able to explain why she did that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Why should I? She almost had you and the others killed!
 * Applejack: Look, sugar-plum, I know she made a lot of bad choices, but that doesn't mean YOU have to. Twilight made the same mistake with Gary Skalesworth, and look what happened to him!
 * Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm not gonna discuss this any longer. I'm not seeing her again, and that's final.
 * Banzai (wispers): "No surprise Rainbow Dash is such a prideful bitch."
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Banzai: "I said Prideful B-"
 * Shenzi shoves Banzai.
 * Banzai: "Uh, i said uh, Prideful Fish?"
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...anyway, Rarity? Let's see our outfits for the Gala.
 * Lord Shen: I'd like to see the outfit you made for Kairi.
 * Rarity: "I prefer it when you get to try them on and see for yourselfs. Everyone to be Bontik!"
 * Icky: "Ok fine, but they better be worth it."
 * Taiku: So far the louge's preperation for the upcoming gala was progressing smoothly. But sorry for the interuption, i bet you really wanted to see the lougers in their gala attire right?
 * Canned Audience woot!
 * Taiku: "Oh don't worry, we'll get to that in good time. But first, how many of you think Rainbow Dash was alittle too harsh to Lightning Dust, even besides the fact Dusty did to alot of stupid things?" (The audience mumbles for a bit) Well, as it turns out, LD did that for a reason. But I won't bring about any spoilers, so you'll find out soon enough. And about Prince Blueblood? Do you think he'll have second thoughts on Rarity? (The audience mumbles again) Well, the truth is, he doesn't. But again, I can't reveal any spoilers, so it'll have to wait. So I guess we should get back to the story.
 * Taiku (Narrating): Anyway the lougers where both excited and nervous to see their gala attires, especally Kairi's dress.
 * Icky (inside a dress-up closet): "Ok, we're in the gala cloths. Now can we go outside?"
 * Rarity: "Just give me the oppertunity to place in the mirrors, then i'll signel you to come out." (She does that for a few seconds) Alright, you can come out now.
 * Lord Shen: (Comes out in a new black and red robe with a Yin-Yang symbol on the middle, along with some red streaks)...Well...how do I look--HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! (Sees himself in the mirror) Would you look at THIS? I look better than ever.
 * Boss Wolf: (Comes out with a dark blue robe with the wolves' symbol on the middle with some white streaks)...I gotta admit, I look rather...dashing.
 * Sandy: (In a Western-themed outfit with skinny jeans, brown boots, a shirt that matches her purple swimsuit, and a white vest) Yee-hoo! I feel like a newborn legend in THIS outfit.
 * Private: (In a dark pink tuxedo with a Lunacorn imprint on the left side, along with a rainbow streak)...(Laughs) This makes me feel like one of you. (Presses a button on his suit)
 * Lunacorn Voice: "I call laughter 'tickle music' (Giggle)"
 * Skipper: (In a green-camouflage tuxedo with a fake military badge on it) Oh, how dandy! But Ooh-la-la, do I look like a commander, or what?
 * Rarity: "Thanks, it took me alot of time looking up your quirks and personallies on the internet."
 * Spongebob comes out, and is wearing a more sofisicated verson of his usual pants, resembling a box texsido, and boots resembling his "Krusty Krab 2 Mangier" dream boots.
 * Spongebob: "Well, do i look like a stud."
 * Patrick: (Comes out with green tuxedo with purple flowers on it)...I'm also wearing a more formal version of my Goofy Goober Peanut Party Underpants. Wanna see?
 * Everyone: NO!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with 2 dollar signs on each side, along with penny buttons) I wonder how much this suit is worth.
 * Kowalski: (Has a hairstyle like Albert Einstien's, along with a white tuxedo with the words 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' on it) Wow! That is AMAZING!!! It even has it's own theme music. (Presses a button, and the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song plays until Skipper turns it off)
 * Skipper: I don't wanna hear THAT piece of crap, thank you very much.
 * Private: I don't exactly know what Rico is gonna look like, but I sure hope Rarity did her best to make it count.
 * Rarity: "It was, a challnage to make a, "chaotic" formal wear for Rico, so first, i made a nomral Texsido, and i did alot of things to it, i had it shredded by Opal, i ripped the faberics, i burned it,  i even shot it a few times with my antick silencer pistel!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You own a gun?"
 * Rarity: Well, for self-defense, yes. Especially after what happened with those Diamonds Dogs.
 * Rico: (Comes out with the beat-up tuxedo blabbering) PARTYYY!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE FLIM-FLAM?!?
 * Alex: (Comes in with a tuxedo with the initials 'NY' on it) Neat.
 * Marty: (Comes out in a black tuxedo and black pants with the part on his butt that was bitten by Alex saying 'Don't slap me here, ladies.') This outfit is crack-a-lackie!
 * Melman: (Comes out in a doctor's outfit) Wow, I seem to have great taste.
 * Gloria: (Comes out in a dress with a heart with 'M+G' on it) Yall' got it goin' on.
 * Shenzi: (Comes out with a blood-red dress with the words 'Chow Down' on it') I sure ain't used to wearin' a dress as much as the next hyena, but I do like it.
 * Banzai: (Comes out wearing sunglasses, and a blood-red tuxedo with the same words on it) I tell you what, dudette, we do have nice taste. (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)
 * Ed: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, and chuckles wildly)
 * Spongebob: "Ok, let's see what Icky looks like."
 * Icky: (Comes out, and he looks like Nostalgia Critic)...What the junk is this outfit? The hell why i am dressed like the Nostalgia Critic?
 * Rarity: Well...you pick up a few things when you're on the Internet. He kinda reminded me of you, so, yeah.
 * Icky: Oh, he reminded you of me, huh? Well, I certainly feel like him now that I'm in this attire. What's next, are you gonna dress my sister, Yucky, up like Nostalgia Chick? I feel like a fucking dork in these clothes!
 * SpongeBob: (He and Sandy start laughing)
 * Icky: Oh, oh so you two think this is funny?
 * Skipper: (Laughs) Do you think you can act like him? That would be hilarious!
 * Icky: No way! There's no way I'm gonna possibly--
 * Skipper: Bat Credit Card.
 * Icky: A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? (Runs around Ponyville screaming dubbed as Kowalski while ponies notice him)
 * Kolwalski: "Well, on the pluside, he didn't pull out a gun and started to shoot randomly in the air."
 * Icky's voice: "MAINLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE?!"
 * Icky eventally came back running as he crashed into the wall.
 * Icky got up, and brushed himself off.
 * Icky: "Continue."
 * Spongebob: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Tai: Yhat would be me, Kari and the other Digidestined. (Comes out wearing golden armor with a symbol of his Crest of Courage on it, a flowing red cape, a light crew wast cape with a golden crown with the crest of courage on it and also has a sheild with the crest on it and Excalibur from Quest for Camelot with him) Don't I look ravashing?
 * Agumon: (Wearing a fire-colored robe) Well, it's not every day you see a Digimon in clothes.
 * Mimi: Well, at least I totally beat you by 99.95%. (Is wearing a beautiful princess' dress that is nothing like her other one. Instead, this one is glittering blue, the bottom part is translucent and sparkly, the middle area is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, her hat is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, but is not glittery, she is wearing glass slippers, and she is wearing diamond jewelery. The dress also has the Crest of Sincerity symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaw drops out of his sockets along with his tongue)
 * Banzai: SWEET JESUS!!!
 * Rarity: Yup. (Kisses her own hoof) Magnifique!
 * Palmon: (In a green dress with leaves imprinted on it) Well, at least this matches my leaves.
 * Mr. Krabs: "So Squidward, what's your Gala outfit?"
 * Squidward (behind the certain): I'll be right out in a minute.
 * Icky: "Typical Drama king Squidward."
 * Sam: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo with a freelance police symbol on it) Well, I have to admit, Rarity's fashion looks pretty good on me.
 * Max: Yeah. (Comes out wearing the same tuxedo) I feel like a million bucks in this suit.
 * Spyro: (Comes out wearing a dark purple tuxedo with an orange, blue, yellow, and green swirl in the back and middle, which represents his elemental powers) I haven't worn clothes that much, but the only stuff I had worn in my life was that armor in that Dawn of the Dragon game. What about you, Cynder?
 * Cynder: (Comes out wearing a black dress with the same kind of swirl, except it swirls in dark red, shadow black, white, and light green) Well, I do like the design, I even like how the swirls represent our distinctive elemental powers.
 * Sparx: (Comes out wearing a dark yellow tuxedo) I must ask you this, Rarity. How were you able to make a tuxedo THIS small?
 * Rarity: Well, I had to make it normal size, and I had to shrink it down to your size with my magic.
 * Twilight: I never knew you knew a shrinking spell. I always thought you knew spells that were for fashion designing.
 * Rarity: Well, if you have to make clothing for someone as small as Sparx, you need to learn a few things.
 * Squidward: Well, I'm ready. (Comes out, and he's in a white tuxedo with a clarinet on it blurting musical notes on it. He is also wearing a white French painter's hat)...Do I look great or what?
 * Max: To be perfectly honest...yes.
 * Squidward: Well, it beats that dumb KK uniform Pearl gave to us.
 * Girl Sora: How about me? (Comes out wearing a similar dress to Mimi's, but is yellow-orange, with a translucent bottom encrested with jewels, the middle is orange with jewels encrested across the hole for the head, and she is wearing goldenrod-colored glass slippers. The symbol of the Crest of Love is on the dress.)
 * Mimi: Well, at least it doesn't beat MY looks.
 * Biomon: (Comes out wearing a purple dress encrested with fake plastic feathers) I gotta admit, this is the look for an avian Digimon like me.
 * Izzy: (Comes out wearing a dark-orange tuxedo with binary codes on it, as well as the Crest of Knowledge symbol.) Binary codes look pretty good. Isn't that right, Tentomon?
 * Tentomon: (Wearing a dark blue tuxedo with cyan blue electric bolts on it) Yeah. And as for me, it was pretty hard to get this on me since I'm an insect Digimon....Come to think of it, how does a winged bug EVER get any clothes on him?
 * T.K: (Comes out in a small dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Hope symbol on it) Wow. This is amazing.
 * Patamon: (Comes out in a little white tuxedo) Well, I don't know about you, but I think I look pretty cute in this outfit.
 * Matt: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Friendship symbol on it) Nice taste.
 * Gabumon: (Is wearing a dark blue tuxedo with tiny cyan blue spots on it) I agree.
 * Joe: (Comes out in a dark-blue tuxedo with the Crest of Reliability symbol on it) Well, I'm not saying I don't like it, but it seems a little bland. But I gotta give Rarity some credit, so it's great.
 * Gomamon: (Comes out in a dark gray tuxedo) I do look nice in this, don't I?
 * Tai: What about Kari and Gatomon?
 * Kari: I'll be out soon, Tai. Give me a minute. (She then comes out wearing a bright-yellow glittery dress with the Crest of Light symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaws drop even longer, and his eyes suddenly engorge) DAMN!!!
 * Tai:...Wow, sis, you look nice.
 * Kari: Thanks, Tai. Gatomon? You can come out now.
 * Gatomon: (Comes out in a cyan blue dress encrested with jewels) Do I look good?
 * Icky: Like a girl at prom night, yes.
 * Icky: "Any one left?"
 * (Taiku): You know, we should speed this up a bit, so we'll just show a slideshow of the rest of the Lodgers.
 * Kaa: (In a armholeless dark green tuxedo with the words 'Trust in me' on it)
 * Baloo: (In a black tuxedo with the words 'Bare Necessities' on it)
 * Bagheera: (In a black tuxedo) Nice.
 * Po: (In a dark brown robe with the Chinese words for 'Dragon Warrior' on it, also translated with the English words below it) Awesome!
 * Tigress: (In a red and white dress encrested with rubies)
 * Viper: (In a green armholeless dress with a dancer's theme, and is wearing jewelery)
 * Mantis: (Is wearing a small dark blue robe with the Chinese symbol on his back on it)
 * Monkey: (Is wearing a dark red robe)
 * Crane: (Is wearing a dark purple robe with a jewel-encrested hat)
 * Shifu:...I'm fine in my own attire.
 * Iago: (Is wearing a dark red tuxedo with a black tie, and encrested with golden jewels and buttons)
 * Mushu: (Wearing a black robe)
 * Sir Hiss: (Wearing a dark green version of his own attire, except with a yellow feather, and is encrested with diamonds)
 * Brandy: (Wearing a dress similar to the one in 'What Price Dignity (Cheap)', except it is dark purple, and is glittery) Wow!
 * Mr. Whiskers: (In a black tuxedo with a red tie, and he has smooth hair on his head)
 * Lola: (Wearing a blue dress with glitter and encrested with sapphires)
 * Ed Otter: (In a dark-blue tuxedo which is shiny, smooth, and regal)
 * Max Cat: (In a black tuxedo with shark-skin boots and a gray tie)
 * Fidget: (In a gray tuxedo with the words 'I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood' on it)
 * Mr. Dodo: (In a dull purple tuxedo with a black tie) By Jove! I look nice!
 * Tweedle-Dee/Dum: (Both are wearing Red tuxedoes with the words 'Dee' and 'Dum' on them, as well as formal black hats)
 * March Hare: (Wearing a dark-red tuxedo with a teacup on it with the words 'Happy Unbirthday' on it.) This makes me feel like a dude.
 * Mad Hatter: (In a dark green tuxedo with golden buttons, a red tie, a checkered undershirt, and his original hat) Oh my!
 * Dorm Mouse: (In a small dark-blue tuxedo with stars on them) Nice.
 * White Rabbit: (Wearing a formal red tuxedo with a clock on it) Oh my fur and whiskers! This looks pretty nice.
 * Bill: (In a dark gray tuxedo with a black hat)
 * (Taiku): "And Gilda and Trixie you asked? Well, it's a funny one actselly. And if your wondering why the other lougers like Lefrou and Si and Am ain't here? Well, Msm and Tamn have yet to recinised them. Also, they have familier matters like Familiy reunions to attend too and had to be asint. Creeper, Djon, and Pain and Panic are here though."
 * Pain and Panic are wearing regel looking greek attire.
 * Creeper looks like a british king.
 * Djon is wearing a recolor of that sultan outfit from the Ducktales movie.
 * (Taiku): "Ok, NOW Trixie and Gilda."
 * Trixie came out is wearing a regelised verson of her usual cape and hat.
 * Trixie: "Now Trixie the The Great, Regel, AND Powerful Trixie."
 * Icky: "High-horse rider much?"
 * Trixie: "How about you, Gilda? Do you share the fabulious nature of the rest of us?"
 * Gilda: I...I don't know.
 * Rainbow Dash: Aw, c'mon, Gild. I'm sure it's not THAT embarassing.
 * Gilda:...Alright...(Comes out, and is wearing a red-orange feathered dress, a red cape, and a dark red feathered hat)...How do I look?
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs) Oh my God, THAT is so hilarious! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: Tai!
 * Tai: (Scoffs) Sorry, Twi, it's just--...(Laughs)...(Holds it in)
 * Rarity: Well, I apparently didn't have any idea what Gilda was like even after I first saw her at that party she raged at, but since she is angry a lot, I decided red would be a good choice for a color. I even added a few red feathers to it.
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs hysterically) Oh, God, I just can't...(Laughs) I'm sorry!
 * Twilight: Don't mind Tai, Gilda. You look nice.
 * Gilda: "Well, at least it's not frou-frouy."
 * Spongebob: Ok there's just a veiw people left.
 * Icky: "But Taiku in the narration said the other lougers like Lefrou and the Siamiese Cats are absint cause of family matters."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, yeese off of the post modern stuff dude, that makes people freak out."
 * Spongebob: Ok then where are Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman?
 * Pinkie: "We already did them when Msm was writing."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, that goes for you too, Pinkie queen of the forth wall Pie!"
 * Pinkie: Sorry.
 * (Taiku) Now for the rest of the Lodge.
 * Thundera: (Is in a regal dark green dress with weather-themed additions)
 * Dr. Cockroach: (In a dark-blue tuxedo with a cockroach on it)
 * Missing Link: (In a dark-green robe)
 * B.O.B:...I can't really wear clothes since I'm...well...gelatinous.
 * Lucky Jack: (In a Western attire with a fire-red shirt, a black vest, and dark blue pants) WHOO! I look downright nice in these jeans.
 * Batty: (Comes out in a silver-colored tuxedo)...Whoa...nice. (BZZAT!)
 * Miguel: (Comes out in a dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons and encrested with jewels)
 * Tulio: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, except it is dark-blue)
 * Devon: (He and Cornwall are in a black tuxedo with two head holes, and golden buttons) Well, I guess clothes doesn't hold us back THAT much. Not like Cornwall, who has such a short neck. (Cornwall grabs his nose)
 * Cornwall: How 'bout holdin' your breath?
 * Phil: (In a dark-brown tuxedo with a black tie and shoulder plates)
 * Trigger: (He and Nutzy are in dark-blue robes)
 * Dodger: (Wearing sunglasses, and a dark blue scarf, and a gray suit)
 * Rita: (In a small white glittering dress)
 * Francis: (Wearing a dark-brown suit)
 * Einstien: (Wearing a dark-blue suit)
 * Tito: (Wearing a dark-orange suit with black spots) Hey, check it out, man! I look like a million bucks. (Chuckles) What do you think, Frankie?
 * Francis: For the last time, it's FRANCIS!!!!
 * Tito: Okay, what do you think, FRAN-CIS?
 * Francis: To be honest, I think you look like a kitten.
 * Tito: Oh, what do you know, ya' melodramatic jerk?
 * Merlin: (In a more formal version of his robe and hat)
 * Thief: (In a formal version of his robes) ("Is it just me, or do I look more like Jafar in his pedophile-like disguise? Seriously, it makes him look like a dork.)
 * Pinkie: Oh, don't worry about it, you look great.
 * Savio: (In a dark-green armholeless robe)
 * Shrek: (In the same clothes he wore as a human in Shrek 2, only big enough for him)
 * Donkey: (In a black tuxedo with a black tie) WHOO, this is better than when I was a stallion.
 * Puss in Boots: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo and wearing his usual cape, boots, and hat)
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess that's everybody.
 * Rarity: Not quite, I have saved the best for last.
 * Icky: "Who's the last guy?"
 * Tigress: She meant Kairi's dress, Icky.
 * Icky: "DAAAHHH! AND I JUST CALLED KAIRI A GUY! I'M STUPID! STUPID STUPID, (Mimics something like this from The critic's review on Battlefield Earth)
 * Twilight: "....... What just happened?"
 * Rarity: "See, like i said, it suits him just fine."
 * (Taiku): "Try not to mind that folks, it seemed that icky was about to cuss alot, so i had to fast forword. Anyway, onto the Kairi's dress."
 * We now see a certain which Rarity is about to pull.
 * Rarity: "And now, dear friends. May I present, the princess of all gala attire!"
 * Cynder: "Ok, let's see it."
 * Rarity: With pleasre (Pulls the certain)
 * Kairi is seen in Princess-like attire and everyone was stunned.
 * Icky:...(His jaw drops even farther than ever, and his eyes cartoonishly pop out of their sockets, and fall to the ground, and stare at Kairi) DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FINE SEXY BODY!!!
 * Lord Shen: Prehistoric one, if you talk about Kairi's body one more time, I'll rip every feather off of your body, and throw you into the Canterlot public for 'everypony' to see!
 * Icky:...Got it.
 * Kairi: "Oh come on Uncle, you know Icky was just giving a complament."
 * Lord Shen: "I am just making sure he's careful on how he makes his complaments."
 * Spongebob: "Well, i think we're done with the dress look ats. Cause we already know about the Main 6's gala dresses awhile back, and Twilight is gonna wear her princess outfit since it accomindates Twilight's Alicorn wings."
 * Rarity: "Alchorse, i forgot about that issue. What ever did happened to that dress Twilight?"
 * Twilight: "Oh, i hope you don't mind, but, i gave it to my cousin Midnight Fate. She really seemed to like it."
 * Rarity: "Well to be fair, i didn't made it with the appearent possability you became an Alicorn in mind, but it's obviously for the best, i mean, better then for that marvelious dress to retire and collet dust. Bygones be bygones."
 * Lord Shen: "Well everyone, it's time we head for Canterlot and further help with final preperations for the big night."
 * Taiku: "Things were clearly going nice...... But sadly, as your clearly aware from the summery, things were to eventally go south.... Way, way, way, south."
 * A Guard outpost is seen on the boarders, as guards are seen protrolling the paths with huge fire cauldrons, meant to serve as early warnings of possable attack.
 * One guard is seen protroling one area of the fire Cauldron. Suddenly, he was smacked upside the head by a Raven, a near simular recolor of Maleficent's raven Dilabo. The smack made the guard lose his helmet.
 * The Raven lands on a flag pole, and looks at the confused guard.
 * The Guard is confused by this weirdness.
 * The Raven cawed!
 * The Guard: "The heck?"
 * Suddenly, a hook snagged the side of a huge wood wall.
 * Being a unicorn, the guard teleported to investigate, and see the hook. he looks over the edge, and see, more grabbling hooks about to get to the fence!
 * The Guard panics!
 * The Guard: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! LIGHT THE SIGNEL!"
 * Suddenly, from the post, burst out Fido, Spot, Rover, Garble and the dragon teens.
 * Spot: "Here pony, pony, pony!"
 * Garble: "Yeah, we don't bite.... We just punch!"
 * Guard gasps! He quickly got to the ladder before the brute teen dragon destroys it, and before Fido could grabbed him!
 * Fido: "You can't escaped us, pony?!"
 * The Guard got to the fire cauldron, suddenly, a shaodw appeared. It was NOS-4-A2, a member of team nefarious and part of the "Emperor Zurg" portion. he roared menicingly at the Guard, who was parlised in fear.
 * Then, more shadows appeared. It was Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, Zig-Zag, and Emperor Zurg himself.
 * The Guard tries to ignit the flames, but he was disabled by Warp Darkmatter.
 * Warp: "Don't even try it, you girlly pony."
 * The Guard is in horror as other team nefarious members began to destroy the cauldrons.
 * Guard: "No.... Now all of Equestia doesn't know your here."
 * Dr. Nefarious grabs an Equestian flag, forms a magic fire ball thanks to his Darkspawn herritage, and destroys the cauldron, then burns the flag.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "All according to plan."
 * The Raven leaves the seen.
 * The same Raven arrives in it, to a silluetted figure.
 * ???: "Has the good doctor disabled the defences?"
 * The Raven nodded yes.
 * ???: "(Chuckles), Exsellent. I would like to see the fool that would dare interupt my plans.... (Chuckles quietly.)
 * Taiku: Now, I bet you guys are wondering what started Nefarious' latest goal to get to Kairi and why does that involve Blueblood, the silluetted figure you just saw? Oops! Unintended Spoiler! Is it not too late to ask you guys to pretend you didn't hear that?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "It's ok Taiku, they kinda already know from the Summery, it's no secret."
 * Taiku: So is it all right if I just told them how Nefarious began that scheme of his regarding Blueblood in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Oh, by all means, mainly cause Tman wants to make it happen."
 * Taiku: Right, Cause Halloween's coming up and my attendence will be needed in Dragonfire's Treehouse of Horror Fanmake and Tman wants to make finnishing this episode earily before then. (Clears Throat) Anyway as I was saying, I bet your wondering what started Nefarious' latest attempt to get Kairi by getting Blueblood involved in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Well now that i think about, i am curious of this sudden plot change."
 * Taiku: Oh and dont worry about that, Scroopfan, when we get to the badguys making their move in very good time, Bueblood's gonna wish he never descided to fall victim to the deceit of evil, plan what he pulled untill Nefarious double crosses him and pick his "friends" more carefully. But it is kinda concerning Team Nefarious got in without notice right? Didn't anyone became aware of what they're up too, if not The Celestial Sisters, nor even the lougers? Let's find out. (Checks the script) Oh, ok. (Clears throat again) Before we can know about Nefarious' intentions, let's save that for later cause luckely, the incident at the Equestria Boarders didn't go unoticed cause the Celestial Sisters and the louge are still busy preparing for the gala. It started in Danville.
 * Perry appeared near a tree.
 * When no one was looking, he put on his hat, pulled on a branch which was a lever which opened a hole to his HQ and goes inside.
 * Perry goes to his screen and Major Monogram appears.
 * Major Monogram: Morning Agent P. We have a serious situation regarding that Villain Team Doofenzmirtz is running with.
 * Then Rachet and Clank appear along with Buzz Lightyear via hologrophic projection.
 * Major Mongram: "Would you boys care to do the honors of filling in what's going on?"
 * Rachet: With pleasure (Shows Perry a holographic projection of the incident at the Equestria Boarders)
 * Buzz: "As you can see, your nemisis Doofinshirts, My mortal Enemy Zurg and the Local nutcase Nefarious, as well as the rest of Team Nefarious have did something we didn't expected."
 * Major Monogram: You can't begin to inmagine how dangerous Nefarious is getting.
 * Clank: And according do our spying technology, I think we know what Team Nefarious is up too this time.
 * Buzz: "They have an annumimous benufacter funding them for a secret project involving a strange, yet to be identifived machine."
 * Clank: "Whatever it is, it could most assuringly be used for malcontent."
 * Major Monogram: "It would be too risky to directly warn the lougers, cause this benufacter may be near and wanr Nefarious to become desperate and pull a desperate plan. We have no choice but to play a waiting game and let Nefarious think he has the uper hand. In the meantime, once they leave the boarder camp you, the Space Rangers and Rachet and Clank are to free the capture guards and take them to a safe location. The fire Cauldrons have been destroyed, so it's mostly pointless to attempt the early warning system. We can only hope that, whoever these New Elements of Harmony are, they could be the lights to shine this unexpected rise in darkness. I wish you, Rachet, Clank, and the Rangers luck, Agent P."
 * Rachet: Thanks Major. Unless Nefarious and this Annumimous Benufacter are stopped along with that plan of their's, this could mean the first time they have actually won, along with the end.
 * Buzz: So, our job is when Nefarious and the Benufacter make their move and while they think they have the upperhand, we go into Equestria to assist the Lougers, uncover the identities of the New Elements of Harmony, destroy this machine and bring both Team Nefarious and their Benufacter to justice.
 * Major Monogram: "But it can't be just up to us, the Main 6, and the Lougers. Those Mysterious new element of harmony barers, could litterally mean the difference, between victory, and defeat."

Chapter 2: Lightning Dust's family/Family Traditions/The Matchmaker/where does Lightning belong/A Royal Invitation
Taiku's room. A bedroom. Hallway. Later, outside. Meanwhile, at a family shrine. Outside Town. (This song plays up during the preperation of Lightning Dust's traditional bride attire until the Matchmaker's cottage is reached. during the umbrella part, Lightning dust begins to have troubles with it, and causes her to get angry.)
 * Taiku: "And Man, was Monogram right. Cause Nefarious has quite a sceme in store for everyone, that even Star Command and OWCA, not even Rachet with his strongest gear could be able to dent Nefarious' plan. The new 5 element barers litterally are Equestia's best chance yet.... And who are these mares, you ask? If you want to know, give me cheer!"
 * The aduence gave a cheer.
 * Taiku: Allright, then. Look's like the story of how Nefarious scheme started will just have to wait a little longer. The first mare is a certain former rival of Rainbow Dash's at the Wonderbolt acadamy. And please, before you go and boo her, hear me out. Remember that this series proved time and time again, that even the likes of Mang himself, has legit and sometimes tragic reason why they act like jerks. and believe it or not, Lightning has some legit niceness to her, it's just, the town she's from and almost everyone in it except her family, friends, and near-powerful Mayor aunt can actselly give her a chance. She actselly had a grandfather who was a wonderbolt who was gonna retire, but died from a terriable goose accsident. Yeesh, and i thought that was only for planes, and an even more tragic story involving a very close to her friend. But, i'm ahead of myself. Do you people understood what i'm getting across?
 * The aduence mummered.
 * Taiku: Well if it helps, I'll show you what I mean. But unfortunatly Lightning's story ain't very pretty. (Uses a remote to show the audience of Lightning Dust's past while dubbed as Timon.) Please remain seated while the camera's in motion.
 * It hits apawn a simple town like Ponyville.
 * (Taiku): "Here we go. Now, here's the start of the story."
 * A familier green hoof is seen using ink to write on her arm.
 * Familier figure.
 * Lightning Dust: "Elegant..... Posed....... Intelligent........ Practical."
 * Lightning Dust: "Yes! My notes are completed!"
 * Rooster crows!
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh crap! I'm behind my chores!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed off!
 * Lightning Dust: "Little Sister! Little Sister! Little Sis-"
 * A hyper-active, cute little Pegicious that looks like Applebloom with wings and a yellow bow appears out of nowhere and pounces on Lightning!
 * The filly: "DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh, there you are Little Sister Cutie Dust. (Baby Talk) Who's the cutest and smartest little sister ever?"
 * Cutie Dust: "I AM?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Listen sis, i'm alittle behind my chores..... Agian..... Would you like to help me again!"
 * Cutie Dust cheered as she bounced around!
 * Cutie Bust bounced off Lightning Dust and begins to jump around!
 * Lightning attacthces a harness on her sister attached to a feed bag and stick with a hersey's chocolate bar dangling over Cutie Dust's head.
 * Cutie sees this, and had a face with Pinkie Pie like glee!
 * Cutie Dust: "CANDY?!"
 * Cutie Dust zoomed after the candy as chicken feed spills out!
 * Lightning Dust: "I'm awesome when i'm reshoresful."
 * Cutie Dust repeatedly screamed Candy as she zoomed past some chickens, who quickly began to eat the feed, and zoomes passed A Sayter simular to Phil, but had a blone beard and hair.
 * Sayter: "What the Hera?"
 * Lightning Dust came up.
 * Sayter: "Let me guess kid, THAT was you?"
 * Lightning Dust: "What? She likes to help me."
 * A crippled wing old Pegicious Staillian stood under a shrine honoring a wonderbolt by the name of "Shining Dust", along with a few other family shrine tombs, as he was lighting a candle on a holder not too differnet from the one from Mulan. he had a crutch under his wing cause of his condition, and was in a prayer position.
 * The Pehicious Staillian: "Please, Dust family of the past, please ask the Devines to let Dust br able to do good this one day of all days, the most impourent of her life."
 * (Taiku): Ok, you guys need to know something very important about this old stallion. That's Lightning's father, former old War Veteran Thunder Clash "Dust". The Clash Family and the Dusts had married for some generations now, he was once a war veteran and one of Equestria's Famous Legends since I have his EFL card. He is since retired, but it has nothing to do with the crippled wing. He didn't got it crippled from some unknown war in the past. It was during a flight with some old army buddies and he had a bad accsident when he saved Lightning's mother, his now wife, from a serious crash involving a falling tree. He pushed her out of the way, but his wing was brutally crushed.... Doctors said it couldn't be saved. It broken him. He only knew the army life, and thanks to having to retire cause he can't fly properly anymore, he feels, empty. But that accsident also enlighten him that the devines themselfs were watching over him that he's still alive at all. He hoped that his daughter becoming a wonderbolt would restore his honor to the Clash/Dust name, but..... We know on how well THAT ended. He still cares for Lightning Dust and seriously values her as a daughter, but....
 * Cutie Dust zooms around the un-reacting Thunder Dust, circling him in bird feed, as chickens appeared and ate the food.
 * (Taiku): "Need i say more?"
 * Thunder Dust: "Please.... Help her."
 * Lightning Dust: (Cutie Dust is reaching for the candy bar) Nice work, Cutie. (Takes the candy bar off, and gives it to her)
 * Cutie: YES!!! Chocolate with caramel and macadamian. (Eats it, and speaks with her mouth full) Plus, it doesn't even have THAT many calories.
 * Lightning Dust: Father, I brought ya--(Bumps, and drops the cup, but Thunder grabs the teapot before it drops)
 * Thunder: Lightning, darling, be careful.
 * Lightning: Oh, don't worry, father, I brought a spare. Just remember that your crippled wing cramps if you don't get enough tea in the morning.
 * The Sayter from before came in.
 * Thunder: "Good morning Bill."
 * Bill the Sayter: "Mornin' Thunder."
 * Lightning: "And you have to remember to ge twice amount of sleep by 7:00 PM to 9:00 AM, and remember to keep that wing in neutrol temeratures to keep that wing from acting up."
 * Thunder: "Lightning, you are late for something."
 * Lightning: "No sweat, i'll get to it when i can. The most impourent thing is to remember not to fly. A cripple wing is incapable of flight, or at least proper flight."
 * Thunder: "Why did you think i had to retire since that fateful day when i first met your mother... to retire at such a young age, cause of a broken wing.... I actselly did hoped that-"
 * Lightning: "I know dad, and, i'm very sorry for that, it's just, i made a few mistakes, and that rainbow slut tattled on me before i could've find her and explained to her why i was so, determined like that! Now she and the wonderbolts see me as just some selfish and arrigant trouble making punk, like everyone else in town.... It's not fair to me too, you know."
 * Thunder sighs, knowing well Lightning still has alot to learn.
 * Thunder: "You can still make it right, Lightning... And you will always have our love and support..... Now, i think there's an apointmen for you to attend."
 * Lightning: "I'm just waiting for Speed and Hurricane."
 * ???: "WHHHAAA-HOOOOOOO! YEAH?!"
 * Bill: "Well speak of the devil......"
 * Two light green Horse Pegicious Staillians appeared. One was a green verson of Hercule's Pegicious, the other was Green Pegicious verson of Mulan's horse. The Green Hercules Pegcious was Speed, and the Mulan Horse Pegcious look-a-like was Hurricane.
 * Speed: "HEY HURRICANE! BET YOU CAN'T CATCH UP!?"
 * Hurricane: "DANG IT SPEED, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO PICK UP OUR SISTER TO MEET MOM IN TOWN?!"
 * (Taiku): "I bet your wondering? Who is Speed, the chris rock sound-alike green clone of Pegicious from Hercules, and the other one who looks like Mulan's horse and sounds like the guy who played Manny the Mammoth? And more impourently, why are they Pegicious horses and not ponies? Well, remember when Mr. Cake about the cake family linage having Unicorns and Pegicious in it when they were earth ponies?"
 * Hurricane: SPEED, LOOK OUT!
 * Speed: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO SPOIL MY FU-" (Rams into a tree, which almost falls onto Thunder until Lightning saves him)
 * Lightning: Guys, be careful! You almost crushed our dad.
 * (Taiku): Yeah, LD's family had a LOT of Non-Equestrian members in their families. And trust me, it wasn't good for Lightning's mother's womb to carry. She almost bursted thanks to it. (Laughs)...But anyway, back to the story.
 * Hurricane lands.
 * Hurricane: "Sorry we were late dad. Speed got us lost..... Again..... for the upteenth time in the row."
 * Speed: "Hey, don't you pin this on me!"
 * Thunder: "Boys, boys! Please. Now of all days is too impourent now. Our traditon requires the first daughter of the family to see the honorable Matchmaker."
 * Speed: "That mean ol' hunk of beef? She is unbelievely strict!"
 * Hurricane: "I can't say i don't agree with that statement, but she's the only matchmaker in this town, Speed. Get over it."
 * Thunder: "She is already running late. She has to go there now."
 * Hurricane: "You can count on us dad. Come on Lightning, let's not keep that tub of Hamburger meat waiting."
 * Speed: "Yeah, Mom is waiting for us in town!"
 * Hurricane (To turns to a llama he carried on his back with a broken leg) Well when Tonya twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa wait, why do we need a llama when we're perfectly capable of flight?"
 * Hurricane: "Well gee, Speed, forgot the fact since dad can't fly anymore cause of his wing, we need a llama cart to take him everywhere?"
 * Speed: "Oh yeah.... But we clearly don't need a llama, and Lightning does not need one."
 * Hurricane: "Just take Tonya to the farm."
 * Lightning Dust: "I'll do it!"
 * Hurricane: Just be very careful with her, Lightning. Not only she is Dad's puller, she is my pride and joy.
 * Lightning Dust picks up Tonya, and struggles abit.
 * Lightning: "Aw gees, Hurricane, what did you feed her this morning? Did she gain some wiaght?"
 * Hurricane: "She's not fat. It's her fur. It makes her look poofy. Also, it's because your a pony, and llama's are abit more heavier then ponies."
 * Dispite the extra waight, Lightning had no problem quickly taking Tonya to the farm and came back.
 * Speed: "Well, with Tonya out of comission, i guess dad can't come with us, cause the only other way to get to town quicker is flight, and he can't fly with that wing banged up! I mean, why can't we just take him to Celestia so she can use some kind of healing magic to heal his wing?"
 * Lightning: Well, I did that once, and Celestia told me that she couldn't do such a favor because...you know...it's just a part of life. It's like making a mortal immortal. No God would allow that to happen. (Sighs) Sometimes I wish Daisy was still here to give me some hope. May she rest in piece...(Quietly sobs, but then shakes it off) Well, let's get going. At least Daisy will be proud of me for honoring my families' legacy. (The siblings fly away)
 * Cutie:...Father?
 * Thunder: I'm going to...pray some more. And Cutie? You should propbuly get to shcool now.
 * Bill: "Well, i better go with them as well."
 * Bill walks away.
 * Bill: "Gah, i got a fur wedge!"
 * (Taiku): Now I know what you're thinking. Why is this similar to the beginning of Mulan? Well, the fact is that Lightning Dust was raised in a family with Chinese customs, yet blends in with Equestrian English customs. Lightning's father's great great grandfather was from Coltina, and got married to a beautiful pegasi from Cloudsdale, and continued their own legacy through Lightning Dust. But apparently, since Lightning Dust's life didn't go so well after what she said about this 'Daisy' person, but we'll get to her later. She's not doing very well, but that will all change when Celestia calls her to the Grand Galloping Gala and believe me it was a good thing she did with Nefarious' plan and the evil coming with it still on the horizon. But let's save that in good timing.
 * A busling town of ponies and Mythic creatures of legend are seen in town, working and funcioning.
 * A greenish Blue Pegicous Pony Mare is pacing around in worry, while a familer night blue unicorn and some new ponies are seen in the background.
 * Suddenly, a Spa Pony appeared.
 * Spa Pony: "Sunshine Dust, is your daughter here yet? That Matchmaker is not a patent cow."
 * The Spa Pony enters back in.
 * Sunshine Dust, the blue pegicious: "Ohh, she's late again. I should've wished for the past dust family members for luck."
 * An old mare pegicious, who looks like a pegicious verson Granny Smith, but in a granny dress walks up.
 * The old mare: "How lucky can all of them be? They're dead. I got a better solution to that."
 * The old mare shows Sunshine a caged green sprite.
 * Old Mare: "A luck sprite."
 * Sunshine: "Mom, where did you get a luck sprite at this hour? They're incredability rare!"
 * Old Mare: An old friend of mine gave this luck sprite to me. Not as powerful as a luck dragon but this will do.
 * The Luck Sprite (Who sounds like Kuzco and Spark's first Legend of Spyro voice): "Listen, i don't know why i am here, but listen, i'll pay you guys whatever you need to-"
 * Old Mare: "Allow me to deminstracte."
 * Luck Sprite: "Oh what am i, chopped liver?"
 * Sunshine: "And how are you gonna deminstracte?"
 * Old Mare: Observe.
 * The Old Mare nears the corner of the block.
 * Sunshine Dust becomes concern.
 * Sunshine: "Mother....? What are you doing?"
 * The Old Mare didn't made a respondse.
 * Luck Sprite: Are you Crazy?!?
 * The Old Mare places on a blind fold, and proceeds to walk across a busy street filled with moving carts riden by big animals like Oxes and Steers, give or take the occational un-flying ground dragon.
 * Luck Sprite: "GREAT LUCKY CHARMS NO?!"
 * Sunshine: "MOTHER!"
 * Various carts began to halt as Ponies Mythic creatures began to scream!
 * CRASH!
 * The Old Mare made it out alright, as we view an incredable mess.
 * Old Mare: "See? This Sprite is a lucky one."
 * The poor sprite began to faint!
 * Sunshine facehoof. She doesn't know who's more destructive, Lightning's occational antics or her own mother's.
 * Sunshine: "Midnight, just what am i gonna do with this family?"
 * (Taiku): See what I mean? Sunshine has to put up alot with her family. And who are the mares with Midnight whom she and Lighting will help our herose, Perry, Star Command and Rachet stand against Nefarious' lastest scheme yet and Blueblood, the Annumimous Benufacter behind it all untill he got more then he bargined for? You'll see in good time.
 * Suddenly, Lightning, Hurricane, and Speed appeared.
 * Lightning: "(Singing) The Lightning has arr-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ivve-duh! Thank you very much!"
 * Sunshine Dust stares at Lightning.
 * Lightning: "What? Do i have something in my teeth?"
 * Sunshine: "More like alot of things in your mane."
 * Lightning Dust: "Uh, i can explain, you see-"
 * Sunshine: "None of your exquses, it's off to the Spa to prep you to the Matchmaker young lady! Your friends had already readied themselfs, so you must as well!"

Matchmaker's cottage. Outside Dust home. (She then sings.)
 * The Matchmaker bursts out. She was a big black and white cow in regel clothing.
 * Matchmaker: "Lightning Power Dust?"
 * Lightning is seen beating up the umbrellia, until she got angry enough at the thing to have a rant simular to this.
 * Midnight and the other friends of Lightning face-hoofed.
 * The Matchmaker: "Speaking without permission.... AND cussing!"
 * Lightning: "D'OH?!"
 * Bill (who arrived during the song): "Gees, who soured her milk?"
 * The Old Mare: "My thoughts exsactly."
 * Hurricane: "Granny Dusty, Bill, please!"
 * The Matchmaker gestures Lightning to come inside.
 * Sunshine: "Oh please let her please the Matchmaker."
 * Midnight: Good luck, Lightning. Your gonna need it.
 * Lightning Dust stood as she is exsampled by the Matchmaker.
 * Matchmaker: "Short, stalky. It's questionable how you have Horse Pegicious genes in you."
 * Lightning: "I took more after my d-"
 * Mathmaker shoved a hoof in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "No permission to speak, young lady. I suppose you might be suitable for members of your own kind."
 * While the Matchmaker was busy writing on her clipboard, the Luck Sprite escaped, while Lightning Dust struggled to keep it from escaping! As the Matchmaker is about to speak to Lightning, Lightning had to hid the sprite in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "Recite the following cred."
 * Lightning gluped nervously, but was careful not to actsidently shallow the luck sprite. Then, she remembered her notes she wrote on her arm, she hides behind her chinese fan, and without the Matchmaker noticing, spits out the luck sprite.
 * Luck Spite: (While covered in siliva) Ok, I do not wanna do that again. That pony needs to brush her teeth more. I'm no dentist, but i think she nhas spinich stuck in there, so floss while your at it. Plus, alot of mouthwash.
 * Lightning: "A bride must be- (sees her notes are washed up from her bath during the song, forcing to improvised on her own), Uh, Posed, Eligant, practical.......and, and, uh..... Smart?"
 * The Matchmaker grabs her wet ink arm, and inspects the fan, thinking she was using the fan as a cheat. It was inconclusive.
 * The Matchmaker: "Not the best order of the cred, Miss Dust, but better then nothing i suppose. Walk this way."
 * The Matchmaker takes Lightning Dust to a table with a tea tray.
 * The Matchmaker: Now, pour the tea.
 * Lightning Dust grabs the tea pot and pours in the tea into the cup.
 * Lighting Dust: (Self Thoughts) Oh Devines, help me pull this off. If I mess this up, my life will be over.... In some sense.
 * Matchmaker: "Now, to please your future in-laws, if that's possable with someone of your reputation, you must deminstract a sense of (unknowly wipes the ink on her face, forming a painted beard) dignity."
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * Lightning Dust stared at the painted beard. She begins to snickered.
 * (Taiku): Ok here comes the part were things began to get out of hand. If you seen Mulan, then you know EXACTLY what goes down.
 * The Matchmaker: "And grace... (Notices Lightning Snickering), What, prey tell, is so funny, Miss Dust?"
 * Lightning regained control.
 * Lightning: "Nothing Matchmaker, i was uh, thinking of a joke."
 * Matchmaker rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * While the Matchmaker wasn't paying attention, Lightning noticed The Luck Sprite lounging in the  tea.
 * Luck Sprite: "Ahh, I always wanted a tea jacuzzi."
 * Lightning (quietly): "Oh no."
 * The Matchmaker had her eyes closed, so she is not aware of the Luck Sprite as she picked up the cup.
 * Lightning: Um, excuse me.
 * Matchmaker: "AND SILENENCE!"
 * The Matchmaker is about to drink the tea, to the fear of the Luck Sprite.
 * Luck Sprite (quietly): "Help me."
 * Lightning Dust: (Wording 'WHAT DO I DO?!?')
 * Luck Sprite: (Quietly) What?
 * Lightning Dust: (Sighs, and tries to get the Luck Sprite) Sorry about this, Miss Matchmaker, but I'm afraid there's a--WHOAH!!! (Accidentally spills the tea on Matchmaker's milk glands)
 * Matchmaker: OOOWWW!!! MY SENSITIVE WEENS!!! WHY YOU INSOLENT CLUMSY PEGASUS!!!
 * The Luck Sprite slips in the Matchmaker's regel attire.
 * Matchmaker: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO GLUE, THEN I'LL-"
 * (Taiku): Then the craziet thing just happened.
 * Matchmaker: Whoo-wha-what in the name of Celestia is in my clothes? (Sees the sprite)
 * Sprite:...Uhh...hello?
 * Matchmaker: (Squeals like a girl) A SPRITE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!
 * Lightning Dust: I should've known bringing that Luck Sprite with me was a bad idea. (Sighs) I guess I'll just--(Accidentally pushes the Matchmaker into sitting on the fireplace, setting her butt ablaze)
 * Matchmaker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
 * Lightning Dust: This isn't going well for me.
 * Granny Dusty: I can tell it's going well already. Don't you?
 * The Matchmaker burst out still screaming!
 * Lightning Dust quickly got a rain cloud!
 * Matchmaker: "PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OOOOOUUUUUUU-"
 * Then the rain cloud began to rain on the cow to extinquish the flames.
 * The Matchmaker is wet, her face covered is melting ink and her own make-up, her dress is ruined, her udders burn of hot tea, and now she's embarised in front of the populus to see.
 * Lightning Dust noticed the anger in The Matchmaker's face.
 * Lightning: "Uh.... Coming mother!"
 * Lightning Dust made a run for it!
 * The Luck Sprite quickly got back in the cage!
 * Luck Sprite: "I feel more safer here in near that hunk of beef!"
 * Hurricane: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, now this is perfect."
 * Bill: Lightning, what in the name of Celestia just happened?
 * Lightning: "Guys, i didn't mean too, this stupid sprite got me into trouble, and-"
 * Matchmaker: This...is the last (Screaming) STRAW, BILL!!!
 * The other town's ponies and Mythic Creatures began to gang up.
 * A Fat Minotaur: "This is worse then the time she wreaked the town, no doubt!"
 * A female Earth Pony: "That mare is still a menace!"
 * A Unicorn male: "She's too dangerious to even be around the Matchmaker! Let alone normal people!"
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa whoa, just what is everyone's problem here?"
 * Matchmaker: SHE PUT A F***** LUCK SPRITE IN MY CLOTHES!!!
 * Lightning: "No i didn't! That stupid bug person broke out of his cage and was casuing trouble! It would've gone fine if that stupid cage had a better lock!"
 * Bill: She didn't mean any real harm, she's just a kid. She just can't controll her speed and strength.
 * Hurricane: Yeah, can't you guys just see that accidents happen?
 * Matchmaker: "She may be part of the exstingish Dust Family, and the Granddaughter of the great Shining Dust no less, but she will NEVER bring him, or anyone honor?!"
 * Fat Minotaur: "Nothing personal, Dust Family, but you better keep that, that, FREAK! AWAY FROM HERE?!"
 * The mob was shouting in agreement!
 * ???: "THAT, IS, ENOUGH?!"
 * A dark green Pegicious verson of Mayor Mare appeared.
 * Fat Minotaur: "Mayor Dust, why ii'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'it's, (studders), it's you!"
 * Mayor Dust: "I am tired of everyone treating my niece with just, dis-stain! She never means any harm! AT least not intentionaly...."
 * Lightning: "Oh, Auntie, thanks, you really saved my skin this time arou-"
 * Mayor Dust: "But...... I must ask you, stayed clear of town for awhile, Lightning. Anymore accsidents and these people will crave blood. I'm sorry, but as mayor, not your aunt, i.... I have to give you a 5-month ban from entering this town again. I could only prevent these people from hurting you in more ways then one for only so long."
 * Lightning: "Your.... Your kicking me out of town Auntie? But, but, Auntie, it wasn't my fault."
 * Mayor Dust: "I'm sorry, Lightning, but, i'm helpless to ever make these people understand. Please tell your father i meant no ill will."
 * The Mob cheered as the Mayor, who normally defended Lightning, now finally punished her.
 * Hurricane: "Come on Lightning, we know when we're not wanted."
 * Speed: "Betrayed by Aunt Jewel?! OHH, THE HORROR!"
 * Granny Dust: "Hmm, so much for family stays togather no matter what."
 * Sunshine: "Jewel, how could you betray your brother like this?"
 * Bill: "(Groans in disappointment.)"
 * Midnight and her friends stood sadly, as they are helpless as well to do anything, as the defeated Dust family and Bill are forced to leave.
 * Luck Sprite: "Lucky, what have you done this time? I'm so stupid?!"
 * (Taiku): Total bummer huh? It gets sadder from here folks.
 * Lightning Dust salked on the outskirts, as she sees  Her mother going to talk to her father, who both see Lightning. Lightning walked away, whimpering.
 * Cutie Dust appear, joyful!
 * Cutie Dust: "SISTER!"
 * Lightning Dust walked away crying, paying no attention to Cutie.
 * Cutie Dust: "Sis?"
 * Lightning Dust stood before a water stool for the Llamas they farmed. She is ashamed that everyone hates her, everything goes wrong, because of herself. Lightning is hated and under appresiated... in fact, not appresiated at all.
 * Lightning Dust: "Why me?"
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry.

(I know it's weird for a girl to sing a guy's song, but hey, we need to add Hercules/Mulan elements here.)
 * Lucky the Luck Sprite: "I blew it...... I broke her chance to finally do right.... I'm a jerk face."
 * Lightning Dust sits on a lone bench near an orcrid tree.
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry more.
 * Lucky landed on the first tree brench next to Lightning, and only stares in sadness, in regret of what he did.
 * Lucky: "Who's gonna help her buck up and feel better? Well, it can't be me, i was the one who did this, gah, i was so stupid! But then, who's gonna help her?"
 * Then Thunder Dust appeared and spoke to his daughter in confort.
 * Thunder Dust: Oh Lightning, you shouldent let what those people and Sister Jewel said back there get to you.
 * Lightning: "I can't help it. No matter what i do, they're never gonna stop. Being a wonderbolt was my only hope of finally proving myself to those people that i can do right..... But then, that rainbow pony ruined it for me! Now i got banned because of the Matchmaker! It's not fair! (crying) it's just not fair! I tried everything I could to fit it, but I feel like I belong somewhere else.
 * Thunder Dust: Lightning, honey....
 * Lightning: It doesn't make any sense. (Leaves)
 * Then a familiar song from Hercules starts as Lighting wondered about when will her destiny will come.



(After both verses before the final reprhase)
 * Lightning stood in front of her Grandfather Shining's shrine.
 * Lightning: "Grandfather.... I need your guidence..... Will i ever belong anywhere? Well i ever be able to prove to everyone that, i can be good, like you?"
 * Lightning closed her eyes, and continued to shed tears.
 * (Taiku): And just when Lightning was about to lose hope.....
 * The Candle on the Dragon candle holder vaninshed.
 * The Shrine of Shining Dust began glow a spirital glow.
 * Lightning was surprised by the unexpected occurrence!
 * Lightning: "Wha, what, what's happening?!"
 * ???: Lightning.
 * Lightning: Grandfather?
 * Suddenly, strange spirital lights began to form.
 * This caused a frighten Lightning to fall on her back, and reverse crawl away from what is going on!
 * Suddenly the doors to the shrine closed.
 * Lightning Dust begins to panic.
 * Lightning: "Wha-what, what is going on?! This better not be one of your pranks, Speed!"
 * ??? This is not one of your brother's pranks I'm afraid.
 * Lightning now is really in a panic.
 * Lightning: "Then who are you?!"
 * Lightning closed her eyes in fear! She is normally a brave mare, but she has been caught in a helpless position and caught off her guard! She is also dealing with an unfamilier force.