The Tallest Talltales EVAH!

The Tallest Talltale EVAH! is the 18th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Pinkie Pie has invited Spyro, Sparx, Kairi, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, The Hyenas, Shrek and his friends, the Madagascar Gang, the rest of the lougers (Minus Shen and Boss Wolf cause Shen desired to personally confront Celestia about a certin mishap conserning a certin mix-body-parted creature, and Boss Wolf being dragged into it by a forceful Shen), Discord cause he's hiding from the controversy he caused in the Season 4 premere, and the Dragon group to watch Survivor: Dragon Island, but the Baby Cakes just won't go to sleep. So our heroes deside to make up some hilariously crazed bedtime stories to put the baby ponies to sleep. There are 8 stories in total, which are all equally hilarious, heroic, adventurous, and exciting. Equily, 4 are Alternate Realities, and 4 are Obscured Adventures of Lougers and Friends. From Pinkie Pie on the run from the law, to Sandy's Southern Sheriff adventures with Dirty Dan and his posse, to Gingy's real estate crisis with a sour gingerbread dealer, to Twilight as a world-famous sorceress, and more.

Stories List

 * Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted (Alternate Reality)- In Far Far Away, a lonesome pony named Pinkie Pie is wanted for some crimes she didn't commit. An unknown thief known as The Meanie Burgler has stolen the king's precious jewels, the queen's beatiful assesories, and all of the gold from the royal bank and gets Pinkie Pie blamed by disguising himself as her. But Pinkie always defends herself from arrest by Officer Kill-Joy, who is a near clone of Cranky Doodle Donkey, and his brave men in metal, as well as two imfamously dangerious troll bounty hunters, with her psychological condition in which she can make people laugh called Giggler Syndrome. And when she makes friends with the rainbow-colored and nature controlling superheroes of the kingdom named Chrome Dash (Rainbow Dash) and Natureshy (Fluttershy), her life changes forever.
 * Western Hoedown (Alternate Reality)- In the old South in a place called Texas, another hero is present. Sheriff Sandreas Cheeks and her parnter Cowboy Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots are on the look out for 3 mad criminals named Dirty Dan, a filthy squirrl, Duckbilled Benny, an outlaw who's ironicly a vulture, and no duck-based traits at all, and Pinhead Larry, a goof ball scorpian, who are robbing banks and rustling cattle and livestock as quick as a flash under the orders of a machanical madman thought dead. It's up to Puss and Sandra with some aide of unexpected allies to send these jerk offs to justice.
 * Cynder and The Mad Puppet Doctor (Obscure Adventure)- Cynder, Sparx,  Riku, Twilight, Spike, Gilda, Trixie, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders (who they stow-awayed into it) are sent on a mission by Celestia to stop the villainous plans of Shrek Pinocchio's evil cousin, who calls himself The Devious Puppet, who was corrupted during his creation by an unknown villain, who said villain is ploting to make the UUniverses his by turning everyone into puppets, and has also kiddnapped the other Lodgers, even Spyro and Kairi thanks to a personal procession of Discord: his string holders that are infamously refered to as the "String Holders of Chaos", where thanks to the theif, Discord is in dangeriou of not only relapsing, but becoming worse then he ever was! The Mane 6 seek out a relic capable of prophet like powers to find out if the strings have a weakness of sorts, all the while they have quite a "WILD" adventure with a mare raised in the jungle against a group of hostile pouchers, while the louge combat the mind-warped forces, even their own friends, under the influence of a crazed puppet, until the weakness is reveiled and only then can this puppet be selved for good.
 * Gingy's Grib (Obscure Adventure)- Gingy's new Grib, Casa de Gingerbread looks great and the party is tasteful, literally. All the Gingerbread Men are playing with candy while Gingy tries to impress his crush, Gingerette, with his own secret candied cookie recipe. This succeeds until a corrupt Gingerbread Man real estate agent named Sour Cookie, crashes the party and steals Gingerette and Gingy's deed to their home so he can sell their home to a crime lord he's heavily indepted to. Now, Gingy must get it back.
 * Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors (Obscure Adventure)- The Viking Island Town of Berk gets some new neighbors, the giant, noisy partying kind! Who is one of these giants? Northen Land Stomper The Undefeatable. But when they find out that the giants are jerks who treat dragons like vermin, now the lougers and the dragon gang must beat Land Stomper in his own challnage: the test of battle superiority, who ever wins, makes the loser leave by great force.
 * Spyro's Cooking Show (Alternate Reality)- Spyro is an ispiring under-appresiated grunt of an abusive and secretly cruel host Chef Al-La Creep, a giant brown recluse french chef, to a cooking show where established and OC chefs cook with a special ingredient. Today's specal incredient is: Fluttershy. Can Spyro do something to finally stand up to his abusive master before Fluttershy's lunch?
 * Run Away Greymon (Obscure Adventure)- Parody of The Rugrats' Runaway Reptar, Greymon is reaking havioc in Tokyo Japan along with the Digi Kid's other digimon in their champion forms. Someone named Dr. Wazabi is behind it all and only Sam, Max, The Digidestined, Devon, Cornwall, Brandy, Whiskers, Lola Boa, Ed the Otter, Batty, Miguel and Tulio can stop him before he uses the Digimon to destory Tokyo with their other digivolve forms.
 * Twilight the Wizard (Alternate reality)- In this story, Equestria is a more safer place in a time where there was no need for the Elements of Harmony for it was now protected by Princess Celestia's Students who've mastered powerful magic that fended off many other countless threats to Equestria. (and when Twilight didn't became princess so we can still use Twilight as a Unicorn. Remember, these are talltales, and therefor, don't really exsit.) The most powerfulf and benvoloent of them all was Twilight along with Spike, Taiku and Princess Alice themselves. But soon, they will come face-to-face with the return of an unexpected enemy: Sunset Shimmer, (cause Twilight Alicorn never happened, Sunset is still evil and still soughts to become an Alicorn), Now, Twilight must sacervice her Unicornhood so she can have the power to tame the darkness in Sunset Once and for all. (Note: I still didn't see Equestia Girls, but i do think Sunset is a decent villain, just wish she was used better.)

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Backstreet Boys- Larger Than Life)



Chapter 1: Sugarcube Slumber Party
Sugarcube Corner Later.
 * Icky: Wow, did that episode rock and suck at the same time.
 * Donkey: How are yall' supposed to protect Equestria now?
 * Twilight: Don't worry, Donkey! We'll just find those missing 6 keys to that weird box and find out.
 * Discord: Glad Lord Shen didn't bother to show up. I bet it's so he can glout to Celestia how he's "supposingly" right about me. I could just hear that bleach Peacock now. (Magically appears in Lord Shen's clothes) I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU FROM THE START, YOU DISHONEST JERK!!! I OUGHTTA SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH ONE OF MY CANNONS RIGHT NOW!!! (Magically makes one of Shen's cannons appear)
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, slow down there, Dissy! You've caused enough trouble for us already, don't make it worse by blowing your cover. Ponies still haven't realise your at Sugercube Corner.
 * Puss: Still, if you can believe Discord would set up a silly charade like that just to teach Twilight a lesson about being a princess, something I'm sure they would've figured out on their own without a attack of the weeds, I could just say 'No puedo chrerro!'
 * Patrick: Say what?
 * Puss: 'I can't believe it' in Spanish.
 * Patrick: Right, I knew that.
 * Puss: No you didn't. You only knew that now cause I just told you!
 * Discord: Still, at least Fluttershy still forgives me after all that.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I am a little disappointed in you after lying to us about those seeds, but I can still forgive you for not truely doing anything wrong.
 * Donkey: (Playing peek-a-boo with Pumpkin Cake with his ears) PEEK-A-BOO! Peek-a-boo!
 * Pumpkin: Donkey, donkey, donkey! (Giggles)
 * Icky: "But in all honesty Discord, you don't ACTSELLY think Shen is gonna see Celestia again just so he can glout like a jackass to her, do you?"
 * Discord: "Wanna bet, Mr. Doubts-a-lot?"
 * Icky: Yeah!
 * Discord: Oh yeah?
 * Icky: YEAH!
 * Discord: OH YEAH?!?
 * Twilight: ENOUGH!!! (Discord and Icky stop) Lord Shen is still gonna find out because he is sure to have watched the premiere. Let's hope he doesn't do anything stupid. And I mean Shen, but I do qualify you as someone being capable of doing stupid things as well, DISCORD?!
 * Hiccup: "Still, it's cool we're invited into this."
 * Pinkie: LET PINKIE PIE'S SLEEPOVER EXTRAVAGANZA BEGIN!!! (Icky hops onto Discord like Scooby-Doo after he is scared by Pinkie's loud voice, and she launches a party cannon with confetti and balloons)
 * Icky: GODDAMN IT, PINKIE, YOU SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME!!!
 * Discord: This isn't Scooby-Doo you know, Ickster. (Icky soon realizes, and gets off of him)
 * Shrek: You're lucky your screams didn't scare the Baby Cakes.
 * Kowalski: Yeah, babies can get frightened by yells or screams VERY easily.
 * Pinkie: Sorry, didn't think that through, but (Whispers) let's get this party starteeeeed!
 * Trixie: "Let's just be glad it wasn't the work of Nightmare Moon or some new villain, or it would've been most ironic to surrender those things so easily."
 * Gilda: "Yeah, but Discord may wanna be ALOT careful now. Cause I don't think Pred Jerk Des and the Bitch Sisters are gonna take kindly to Discord's stunt."
 * Cynder: "I'm more worried that, if the villain teams or outside villains found out about this, that Equestia is without defences or even the existence of the tree, it's gonna attract alot of dangerious attention, espeically that of Qui. She would do ANYTHING to make the new villain's act happen, and I doubt she would take her promise to stay away from here to heart."
 * Twilight: Still, we need to figure out what we're gonna do until those keys are found.
 * Pinkie: Guys? Survivor: Dragon Island is about to start!
 * Icky: "Aw sweetmongasaur."
 * Discord: "Honestly, what IS it with you and those catchprhases of yours?"
 * TV: "WELCOME TO A SPEICAL EPISODE OF: SURVIVER: DRAGON ISLAND?!"
 * Icky: "Oh boy!"
 * TV: "TONIGHT'S EPISODE: TEAM WINDFIRE AND TEAM VULTURE FEATHER ARE STILL BUTTING HEADS WITH EACHOTHER?!"
 * Suddenly, TV audio is drowned out by sounds of crying!
 * Icky: "Uh, I know those people tend to be drumatic, but, when did they cried litterally like babies?"
 * Discord: "No, no, no, you dim-witted living fossal, tis the sound of REAL babies!"
 * The White Rabbit: Tell me that's not the sound effect box broken again.
 * Mad Hatter: "Nope. It worked well some of the previous episodes."
 * PInkie's voice: "Uh guys? Can you help me with the Babies? They seem, extra fussy this time around."
 * Icky: You guys go help Pinkie while I have this recorded so you won't miss any of the show.
 * The lougers, Dragon Team, and a layed back, not in any rush Discord goes off.
 * Iago stayed behind, wanting to ensure Icky doesn't screw this up somehow.
 * Iago: "I'm staying with you Icky, just to be sure you don't somehow ruin everything."
 * Icky: "Ok, but I think i know how to work a recording system Iaggy."
 * Iago: "Just being here just in case."
 * Icky:... Right.

Chapter 2: A Baby Bedtime Gone Wrong
Baby Cakes' room.
 * The baby ponys were brawling their eyes out with Pinkie trying everything she could to make them stop fuzzing.
 * Shrek: Pinkie, what in the name of Gingy is wrong with them?
 * Pinkie: "The babies don't want to go to bed for some reason!"
 * Sparx: "Well, i guess it's because they had too much fun with us. We have that effect on kids."

Cutaway Present
 * Discord: Yeesh, I haven't heard a baby crying ever since I pranked that pony mother eons ago.
 * Mother Pony: (Runs a stroller carrying her foal until a magical flash appears) What the--?!?
 * Discord: (Magically appears as a baby) I just wanna spwead chaos and be thwilled, is dat a cwiiiiiime?
 * Mother Pony: AARRGGGHH!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY BABY?!?
 * Discord: Relax cuddle-cups, I may be a spirit of chaos, but even I don't wanna bring harm to a little foal. (Magically makes the baby appear) Here, I was keeping him on my throne. (The foal starts crying)
 * Mother Pony: YOU CREEP!!! (Smacks Discord away with her purse)
 * Discord: YAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!...(Crash)
 * Gilda: Seriously dude?
 * Gingy: I wouldn't handle a baby like that! That's just weird!
 * Discord: Look, I did it back when I was still evil, okay?
 * Shrek: "Appearently, to Discord, being evil is simular to being stupid... or a pedophile."
 * Discord: "AW COME ON!? I know i messed up royally with the Plunder weeds, but do we have to result to mockery?" (The Baby Cakes continue crying) UUGGHHH!!! Not to be rude or anything, but can someone PLEASE shut them up?!?
 * Kairi: Well, why don't we tell them some stories?... (They all laugh except Spyro) Aw, c'mon! It helped me when I was a child. Grandma always told me bedtime stories to get me to sleep.
 * Banzai: I got a story for you! BOR-RING! (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)... I needed that.
 * Kairi: Well, I got a good one. It about me as a King Fu master named Kairi Cha-
 * Phil: I have to stop you Kiari. Sorry, but the producer desided to scrap the Kung Fu Kairi story. We're also not doing the "Shroud" thing anymore.
 * Tito: I got one. It's about Titomeo and Georgiette!
 * Skipper: LET'S NOT!!!
 * Scootaloo: Could I tell another one of those Star Wars stories we promised we'd tell?
 * Applejack: We're savin' that for a later episode, Scoo.
 * Spongebob: Yeah.
 * Pinkie: "OH, OH, OH! I got one! And it's a story of epicness, and comedy?!"

Story 1:  Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted
Alternate reality: Far Far Away in the Shrek world. The Poison Apple Inside the Poison Apple Private room. Outside. Tunnel. Forest Royal Castle. Forest Troll Village outskirts. Flashback Present Mack and Kelly's tower room. Hall Flashback Present Crocadile room. Hallway Flashback Present Hallway Valley. Flashback. Private Room Later Reality (of the story.) Dragon Tyrant Castle. Statue Room. Inside the statue. Giant Throne room. Flashback. Cutaway Present Reality. Statue room. By morning. Later after they got to the Magic Shcool. Hours later. Hospital 4 3/4 minutes later...
 * (Pinkie): "Once apawn a time, In that Far Far Away place, there was an orphan pink pony in the FFA orphanage, which was, kinda broken, and poor, and, under budget. But the Maid lady was REALLY nice! She treated alot of orphans very well, even the pink pony. The Pink Pony had a Griffin friend, who was abit troubled. He dreamed of being a famous thief, which ended up made an impression on the impressionable filly, so they got in trouble once, and the Pink Pony was forced to abandon her friend, vowing to never steal again. Luckly, the event fell into obscurity and the Pink Pony ended up grewing up alone. She had no home and no friends, and was looking at a loney life... But she did not knew, she was gonna have the craziest adventure ever."
 * (Discord): "I'm gonna need MORE Popcorn!"
 * (Alex): You already said that in the Season 4 Premiere.
 * (Discord): So what?
 * (Pinkie): SSHHH!!!
 * Pinkie: (After buying a few groceries with all the farlings she could gain, Singing) Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'til it's done...
 * (Pinkie): The pink pony seemed to be the nicest to the people of FFA. But not when something goes horribly wrong. (As Pinkie continues singing, some knights appear to be sneaking up on her)
 * Knight #1: There she is!
 * Knight #2: Are you sure this is the pony we're after? She looks innocent and surprisingly peaceful.
 * Knight #1: That is definitely her! The Magic Mirror never lies. Now shut up and let's book her.
 * Pinkie: (Singing) Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're only a day awa-- (The knights pounce on her) WHOA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?...(She appears in shackles)...What's going on here?
 * ???: Don't try to avoid us, Pinkamena Diane Pie! (A Cranky Doodle Donkey-like donkey is seen staring at her menacingly)
 * Pinkie: Officer Kill-Joy? What's going on?
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You're under arrest for the robbery of the Far Far Away Bank!
 * Pinkie: WHAT?!? But, sir, I wouldn't steal anything, honest! I swore off stealing a long time ago.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Oh, really? Then explain THIS! (Shows her Magic Mirrror, who shows a pony silouette carrying moneybags in her mouth, and her hood falls off, showing Pinkie's face, smiling sinisteringly, and taking off with the money)
 * Pinkie:...But I don't understand! That wasn't me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Oh, then i didn't know you had an evil twin... By the way, I am being sarcastic. Now, nothing personal miss Pie, but until or UNLESS otherwise is proven, I'm afraid you have to come with us."
 * Pinkie: "Then I'm not gonna rest till I've proven my innosence! DOI?!"
 * The knights started to laugh their butts off!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "No you idiots?! Your gonna let her-" (Pinkie disappears in the blink of an eye)...YOU IDJITS!!! GET HER!!! GET HER, GET HER, GET HER, GET HER!!!
 * Pinkie: (Runs through the alleys as the knights follow hot persuit, then she vanishes, causing the knights to stop)
 * Knight #3:...Where'd she go? (Suddenly, Pinkie pops out of a manhole making a funny face, causing the knights to laugh out of control)
 * (Pinkie): Kill-Joy and his knight birgade knew this very well, the pink pony had a rare psychological disorder called Giggler's Syndrome, which somehow makes her actions 92% funny. She used this ability to escape.
 * (Kowalski): That's not a real syndrome, Pinkie.
 * (Pinkie): I made it up!
 * (SpongeBob): Not everything about a story has to be true, you know.
 * (Kowalski): I should've known that, sorry.
 * (Pinkie): Anyway, back to the story. Even though the pink pony was swift and clever, she was still unable to handle an army of knights coming at her in different directions.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: (Ties a piece of cloth around Pinkie's mouth) Comedy won't save your ass this time, Pinkie-face! Plus, you have the right to remain silent.
 * Pinkie: "MMPH! MMPH?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Nothing personal kid, but it's a just part of my job."
 * ???: "Hey Jackass?!"
 * ???: "Oh Crome, did you HAD to be so valgur?"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Aw, shit! Not aga--(A rainbow-colored blade is put on his throat by Rainbow Dash in a more intense version of her Power Pony costume)
 * Chrome Dash: Let the pony go! She is innocent! (Then Fluttershy appears in a costume covered in flowers, leaves, and vines)
 * Natureshy: Chrome, do we have to resort to violence?
 * Chrome Dash: Not now, Natureshy! Call off your guards, and leave this pony alone!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You don't have the guts to use that blade of yours! (Chrome Dash then uses the blade to scratch Kill-Joy in the face) UAARRRGGGHH!!!
 * Chrome Dash: Try me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Alright, alright! Let's go! But you haven't seen the last of us! (The knights and Kill-Joy retreat)
 * Pinkie: Mmph? (Chrome Dash removes the cloth from her mouth)...Whew! What did he wipe with that rag? BLECH!!!...Wait a minute, who are you two?
 * Chrome Dash: I'm Chrome Dash, and this is my trusted sidekick, Natureshy.
 * Naturshy:...Hi.
 * Pinkie: Wow, she's adorable.
 * Chrome Dash: We know you're innocent, Pinkie Pie. And we mean to help you.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Chrome: "Yep. This was the work of none other then... The Meanie Burgler."
 * Pinkie: "The Meanie Burgler?"
 * Chrome: "Yeah, he's a nortourious master of disguise. Problem is, the guards are stupidly convince he's a myth and can't be shown otherwise until we actselly caught him AND the mask he used."
 * Pinkie: "But why would the Meanie Burgler frame me?"
 * Chrome: "We're, still trying to figure that out. But come with us, and we might find out. There is a city of thugs just 10 miles from here. I know a shady griffin who i busted once, but befriended later when she saved my life from her own murderious mob boss."
 * Pinkie: "You, sure she can be trusted?"
 * Chrome: "If anyone knows the scum of socity, is someone who lives among them. She's kinda our best shot at the moment."
 * Natureshy: "But, she does tend to be, um, pricey."
 * Chrome: "(Sigh), alchorse. You, wouldn't to happen to have 50$ bucks or something, do you?"
 * Pinkie: "All i have is my one 100$ dollar bill i been saving for a speical day, like, i wanted to use it to buy something good for the nurse maid who cared for me."
 * Chrome sighed. she knew this won't be easy.
 * Chrome: "Miss, the friend i knew is not gonna be easy to reason with unless we make it worth her while, and, money is the only thing that makes her talk."
 * Pinkie: "Do.... Do..... Do i have too?"
 * Natureshy: "We're so sorry, but we do wish there was another way..."
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Well, it's alright. I guess I won't get a better life than just living in an alley buying and cooking your own food by yourself.
 * Natureshy: Oh, I'm so sorry.
 * Chrome Dash: Well, who knows? You might get that chance when you cooperate with us.
 * Pinkie: You really think so?
 * Chrome Dash: Of course I do.
 * Pinkie: (Eyes glitter as Pinkie is touched)...Then let's do it.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, hold on tight. (Chrome grabs Pinkie's back, and she and Fluttershy fly off)
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAHHHH!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I NEVER HAD A VIEW BEFORE!
 * Chrome Dash: Just keep your eyes shut. You ain't wearing any goggles, so the wind might not be that friendly to your eyes.
 * Pinkie: Okay. (Closes her eyes) WHEEEEEE!!! (They fly off into the sunset)
 * Pinkie: 'The Poison Apple'? Doesn't sound like a friendly place. And i thought we were going to a thug city.
 * Chrome Dash: Sorry, i just remembered that in the Shrek universe, there's only this cheap bar instead of a city, so it has to do. This place is filled with the foulest criminals known to Far Far Away! When you're inside a place like this, you must know a few things: 1. Do not stare at one of them in the eye for too long. They don't like how they're looked at, even if their faces look ugly. 2. Act like a gangster or a thug. Any form of heavy kindness will make you an easy target. Knowing you, you should probably use...dirty humor.
 * Pinkie: What?
 * Chrome Dash: And 3. Do not say anything that will prompt them to kick you in the shin. Got it?
 * Pinkie: But I don't wanna use dirty humor!
 * Chrome Dash: Don't worry, you don't have to. You just need to act like a thug. I mean, Natureshy used to be a whiny little coward until I taught her how to act assertively and tough.
 * Natureshy: It's true. But I never felt happy doing it.
 * Chrome Dash: Now let's go inside.
 * A series of fairy tale villains and mythic beast criminals are seen in the bar.
 * An Orc Bartender is seen cleaning a glass mug.
 * Pinkie: Didn't the Ugly Stepsisters used to work here?
 * Orc: Well, they retired as well as all the other fairy tale villains from the shrek movies, all except that nasty Prince Charming, and this entirely different fairy tale villains.
 * Pinkie: Shallow.
 * Chrome: We're lookin' for someone who's willin' to help us with a lil' problem concerning a framed pony. That's this pink lady.
 * Orc: Oh, you mean the Meanie Burglar? Yeah, I saw it on the Magic Mirror News. He has the ability to take the appearence of anyone he touches by using this magical mask he found.
 * Pinkie: I thought he just wore a costume.
 * Orc: Trust me, dude, a costume of you? Who would get something like that other then extreme bronies? Plus, I hear that this guy is a griffin, so, frankly, such a costume wouldn't fit him.
 * Pinkie: Then how did you know it was him?
 * Orc: Oh, that was easy. I know a pink pony like you wouldn't rob a bank. You Equestia ponies take friendship like a realigen, so, criminal ponies are freakishly rare. But if you ask me, I think he's compensating for something.
 * Chrome: Right. Anyway, we're looking for Mean Martha. Have you seen her?
 * Orc: Yeah, she's in the back. But be careful, she's been on some hard times lately. It's best that you don't ask her about it. Also, most of the time frankly, she sometimes doesn't like to be disterbed.
 * Natureshy: Right. Let's move.
 * Chrome, Nature, and Pinkie entered the room.
 * A squack was heard.
 * They look to see Icky dressed like a commen theif.
 * Icky: "Hey, can't you see this is my master's private den?"
 * Natureshy: Look, pal, we're here for business, so buzz off!...
 * Icky:...Okay. (Leaves nervously)
 * Chrome: Wow, Natureshy, I am impressed.
 * ???: Ah, we meet again, Chrome Dash! (A masked griffin appears from the shadows) I can see you need help from your old friend?
 * Chrome Dash: Yes, Martha, we're here because we need some advice about the Meanie Burglar, who he is, and why he framed this pink pony.
 * Mean Martha: Hmm...how will you be paying?
 * Pinkie:...Well, I have this $100 bill. Will it be enough? (Martha snatches it)
 * Mean Martha: Indeed.
 * Mean Martha reveils that, in our reality, she would be known as Gilda. I mean hey, it would make sense why Icky is around here, right?
 * Mean Martha: "But I got to warn ya. The Burgler has protactors in the form of the most insidious bounty hunters ever. Mack and Kelly.
 * Meanwhile, two trolls simular to the Puss in Boots villains, Jack and Jill, are seen slowly walking torwords the Poison apple.
 * Mean Martha: "If anyone becomes a threat to the Meanie Burgler, he sends his nasty troll bodyguards to dispose of them. It's believe in a box that surrounds Mack's hand, holds a key to an abandon, magical fortress once belonged to a tyrant dragon king, before King Fantail and Queen Sun defeated him with might and magic, and sealed him with a curse of stonfication, as he slowly rots within it. The place is delcaired deserted by those idiot burocated guards that are after you, thanks to the Burgler being to smart, and that mask."
 * Chrome: "Well, if the king and queen been there before, then why-"
 * Mean Martha: "Fantail's an over-comident and unreasonable jerk, and while Sun is very reasonable, both of them are convinced that your friend stolen their jewery AND that moeny and gold, and won't even THINK about that old castle. So, tough break getting even them to help you out. And don't expect Kill-Joy to be so easily reasoned with neither. He's equilly convinced by that mask it was your friend. Now, it's possable the burgler realised you guys may be onto him, so his trolls are coming, so you guys need to get out of here before-"
 * Icky came back in!
 * Icky: "Master, Mack and Kelly are here and asking about the ponies?!"
 * Mean Martha: "Damn?! Then you need to follow me! I know another way out!"
 * (Twilight): Shouldn't we lay low on the cussing, please? This is a bedtime story for the Baby Cakes.
 * (Pinkie): Sorry.
 * Mack: (The two of them burst in)...Hello, Boris!
 * Boris the Orc Bartender: What are you two doing here? Get out of my pub!
 * Kelly: Or what?
 * Boris: You are no longer allowed here!
 * Mack: (Lights up a blaster, and blasts one of the dishes behind him) We're not here for another drink! We're after somepony who needs to be stopped.
 * Kelly: The criminal named Pinkie Pie.
 * Boris: Since when do you guys become vigilantes?
 * Mack: The boss needs the pleasure of getting revenge on her. Now, where is she?
 * Boris: She's not here!
 * Kelly: (Grabs Boris by the shirt)...I know you're lying. I can smell her.
 * Mean Martha: (Opens a secret hatch) Come on, down here! (They all enter until Mack and Kelly smell her out and find her)
 * Mack: THERE YOU ARE!!! (Lights the blaster, but it misses Pinkie by a millimeter) Darn it!
 * Martha, Chrome, Nature, Pinkie, and Icky got out.
 * Martha: "You guys need to get out of here! Here, take my dragon horse!"
 * Martha screeched for a Reptilian-like creature coming forth,
 * Martha: "She's very fast and realsillient! She can take you on your journy! Take Ick-a-bod with you."
 * Ick-a-bod: "But Master, i wanna stay and fight with you!"
 * Martha: "I'll distract those trolls for as long as i can. I'm not sure if it's a battle i can win, but i have to make sure they can't get you guys. I need you to wacth over them Ick-a-bod."
 * Before Ick-a-bod can say anything, Martha flew off with a battle cry, as the Dragon Horse began to run off, Ick-a-bod, with a small tear, forces to follow.
 * Martha stood in front of the Trolls.
 * Mack: "You have some nerve getting in the way of US, Martha. Esepically after what you did to our LAST boss."
 * Martha: "Well, exquse me for re-discovering my sense of humanity, Mack!"
 * Mack: "...... But, your a griffin."
 * Martha: "Oh you know what i mean?!"
 * Martha tries to pounce, but is then knocked out by Kelly!
 * Kelly: "We would kill you now, but boss said he has interesting plans for you, Martha."
 * Mack: "Si, and we'll always be around to ensure YOU don't do something to screw us over a-gain!"
 * Mack and Kelly laughed as they dragged away the unconjustus Martha.
 * Chrome Dash: Couldn't it have been easier if we used air travel to escape?
 * Icky: "Don't ask me, ask the narrator telling us to do these things!"
 * (Pinkie): Well, enemies can spot you in the air, can't they?
 * (Kolwalski): Yeah, but why is there a Dragon Horse in Shrek's world?
 * (Twilight): "Yeah, I have to be honest, your story has some plotholes you didn't explain. I mean, what's a dragon horse of all creatures doing all the way out here, and if Martha's a griffin, why doesn't she just fly from place to place, where did these Trolls come form, and shouldn't they attempted to get the key from them SOMEHOW if this "Mack" guy has the key to this dragon tyrant's castle, and most impourently, WHO IS KING FANTAIL AND QUEEN SUN?!"
 * (Shrek): "Yeah, and what exsactly happened to the real king and queen of far far away?"
 * (Discord): "Now, now, everyone, her story, her rules."
 * (Pinkie): "Yeah, those are totally explainable. Martha used the dragon horse as a companion during her evil days, she needs to stay away from authorities that could be waiting to turn her in, Mack and Kelly come from a troll village in Shrek's world, the heroes didn't get the key because they had to be sneaky about it, and King Fantail and Queen Sun are gonna be introduced soon. Also, they're temporarily in charge until the real king and queen return. Besides, it doesn't really matter much because we're telling this to the Baby Cakes, so they're not yet old enough to have a problem with things like that."
 * (Cynder): Oh...good explanations.
 * (Icky's voice cause he was downstairs with the recording of the show): Good thing I didn't have to be bothered to do a Nostalgic "EXPLAIN!!!" gag.
 * (Twilight): Well, I suppose that makes sense you chose a dragon horse because they are fast creatures, and had retractable wing structures that allowed them to glide across gorges.
 * (Pinkie): Yep. So anyway, while the heroes ran off into the night, things weren't going well at the Far Far Away Castle...
 * Lord Shen (As King Fantail): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T CAPTURE THE PINK HORSE YET?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy and his nights qivered like weaklings at the angered Peacock before them.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well, those vigilantie super ponies got in the way, and uh-"
 * King Fantail: "SILIENCE?! I want all three of them arrested, and sentenced to be hanged, then to have their corpses decapitcated?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "Isn't that over-kill?"
 * King Fantail: "I'M THE KING YOU IDIOTS?! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE OVER-KILL?! I HELPED RID EVERYONE OF THE TYRANT DRAGON, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!"
 * ???: "Dearest husband, please."
 * Celestia, who is Queen Sun, appeared.
 * Queen Sun: "You can't get too angry, remember your blood pressure and your heart condition."
 * King Fantail: (Sighs) You're right. I nearly gave myself a heart attack once. I'm just glad we were picked to be in charge of the kingdom after King Arthur and Queen Lillian went on a business trip. They must be thankful that we kicked that dragon's butt. But still, we owe them AT LEAST ensuring none of their items are in the wrong hands!
 * Queen Sun: "And I perfectly understand that! But I don't think this "Pinkie" is our criminal. I know the mirror does not lie, but at the same time, WHY would she suddenly throw away her promise to herself and the orphanage maid who cared for her just to steal from us?"
 * King Fantail: "THAT'S what we're trying to find out! I suspect her mental illness is getting the servere best of her! She may not be fit for socity, she has to be sent to the FFA Asylum where everyone, even herself, can be safe from her. She might be on the verge of becoming a danger to even herself! You must understand we can't risk such a possable danger."
 * Queen Sun: "I cannot say your wrong about this. But IF she is captured, I want to be the one to speak with her. I can sense truth and lies. And if what i suspect is true, then we might be after the wrong one."
 * King Fantail: "Very well, BUT only IF we capture her. Those vigilanties are gonna make it hard to do so."
 * Queen Sun: "I won't try to convince you otherwise until the truth is reveiled, but ask yourself this. Perhaps, these vigilanties may know more then even us?"
 * King Fantail: "Hmm..... Good thoery, my queen. We'll also have to bring them in for questioning. Though I doubt they'll come in quietly, considering what they did to Oggblar the Orge. I don't think that once imfamous crime lord will be the same again. He's now afraid of, yellow ponies for some reason."
 * Kill-Joy and the knights started to giggled.
 * King Fantail: "I did not instructed you to laugh! Go out there and resume the presuit!"
 * Everyone: YES, SIR!!! (They all left)
 * King Fantail: If this Pinkie pony appears to be innocent, then I shall let her go. If not, I shall have her head in a noose faster than you can say 'grassy green gargoyle'!
 * Queen Sun: Then I have nothing to worry about.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, everypony, and...'everybody' for Ick-a-bod, we need a plan. Not only will Kill-Joy and his men be hunting us down, but Mack and Kelly will be as well. The best thing we can do now is avoid Kill-Joy AND get that key from Mack and Kelly. But how? (The Dragon-Horse jumps over a gorge, and glides through the air until he reaches the other side)
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Steal from Mack and Kelly? The trolls? How are we suppose to even know where THIER hideout is?! It may most likely be the Dragon Tyrant's lair!"
 * Chrome: "I once heard the troll army that used to served him formed a rural community not too far from the castle. It's possable it's where Mack and Kelly are."
 * Pinkie: "The trolls of the troll village, they're not like that meanie Mack and Kelly, are they?"
 * Chrome: "Evil? no. Terratorial? Possabily. Trolls are not known to welcome visitors not trolls."
 * Ick-a-Bod: And I'm guessing they'd attack us on sight.
 * Chrome: You bet your britches. Trolls are the meanest brutes this side of Far Far Away.
 * Natureshy: Yeah, and they show no sense of decency. One of them called me a mule.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps) Such language!
 * Chrome: Which is why we need to get to Mack and Kelly without being spotted by any of the troll civilians.
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Sometimes I hate using stealth. That was pretty hard for me and my old friend Xalvador when we were still robbing stuff.
 * Chrome: Well, we have to do it. Trolls don't take kindly to non-troll strangers. Do you still have some stealth left in you?
 * Pinkie: Well, a little. Most of it got replaced after I got my Giggler's Syndrome, but I will do my best.
 * Chrome: Good.
 * The Dragon Horse was rested near a tree.
 * Chrome, Pinkie, Ick-a-bod, and a very cautious and nervious Natureshy, stayed into the shadows as they near the village. Luckally, it was night, so most of the trolls were asleep, exception for most of the night watch, but thankfully, they tend to be slightly imcomident or busy drinking wine.
 * Chrome: Alright, let's stick together if we wanna get through this without being spotted. The night watchers are big jerks when it comes to doing their jobs.
 * Pinkie: By the way, where is Mack and Kelly's place?
 * Chrome: Over there! (Points out a fortress 1 mile from their location)
 * Ick-a-Bod: But it's heavily guarded!
 * Natureshy: How are we gonna get inside?
 * Pinkie: (Thinks for a while)...
 * Pinkie: (A dozen knights guard the entrance of a castle) Aw, no! How are we supposed to get across that, Xalvador? There must be a hundred guards there!
 * Xalvador: It's not the number that counts, Pinkster! It's what goes on in your head that counts. You need to be clever about it like I am. When there's a lot of guards at the entrance, the best way I do it is to distract them. You think you can do that?
 * Pinkie: I think so...
 * Pinkie:...I got it. Let's find a way to distract them.
 * Chrome: Hmm, good thinking. (Grabs a rock, and throws it at one of the guards)
 * Troll #1: OOF! (Falls unconscious)
 * Troll #2: Jonas! (The trolls in the area go to him)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Sweet and sour meatballs! That actually worked. (They all sneak past the trolls unnoticed)
 * Martha is seen dangling in a cage over a huge pool of crocadiles, as Mack and Kelly are heading torwords their seperate bedrooms.
 * Kelly: "Night Mack. We will go to the boss later."
 * Mack: "Agreed, Kelly." (They both leave)
 * Martha:...(Sees the crocodiles down below, and one of them makes a 'I've got my eye on you' gesture to her)...This is SO not worth my time.
 * Natureshy: (The group searches the fortress for Mack)...They could be anywhere in this place!
 * Chrome: Well, my best guess is that they might be in separate bedrooms, so it'll be difficult to find Mack's room.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Plus, this place will be crawling with trolls.
 * Pinkie:...(Thinks again)
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador enter the castle, and find multiple hallways)...(Sighs) How are we gonna find the jewels in this HUGE place? It could take us hours to find it.
 * Xalvador: Do not despair. When thieves come in numbers, and can't find their way through, they split up and see if each of them can find what they're looking for.
 * Pinkie: Good idea. But how will we find each other again? We'll need to be together to pull this off.
 * Xalvador: Simple. (Puts on an iron collar, and gives Pinkie a compass) Use this compass. It will show you where I am as long as I still wear this collar. Plus, you'll need one, too. (Puts an iron collar on Pinkie's neck, and takes out another compass) Let's go. (They both split up)
 * Pinkie:...Let's split up.
 * Chrome: "Sounds risky, but pluseable. We'll be able to cover more ground that way. But, how to come back togather afterwords?"
 * Pinkie: We'll split into two teams, me and Natureshy will be Team Pink, and Chrome Dash and Ick-a-Bod will be Team Rainbow. And to make sure we know where each of our teams are...(Takes out some iron collars, and puts them on herself and Chrome Dash)
 * Chrome: What are these pieces of junk?
 * Pinkie: They're iron collars. We'll need them so these compasses will be able to locate each of us. (Takes out two compasses, and gives one to Ick-a-Bod)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Wow, clever strategy, Pinkie. Compasses are attracted to iron real easily. Okay, let's get started. (Each team splits up)
 * Martha sat around, and sighed.
 * Martha: "I made two major mistakes in my life. Going down a life of crime.... And not making sure i get rid of Mack and Kelly for good. Then the Meanie Burgler would've just been some thief with nothing but talk..... And that dang mask."
 * ???: "Master?" (Martha looks behind her to see Chrome and Ick-a-Bod)
 * Martha: Guys!
 * Chrome: Well, this day just got better. (Takes out her rainbow blade, and uses it to pick the lock, trying not to wake up the crocodiles)...
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Sees the crocodiles, dubbed as Timon)...Crocodiles! I hate crocodiles!
 * Chrome: Quiet, Ick-a-Bod! I'm trying to concentrate. Plus, don't wake those crocs up. (Continues picking the lock, then after a while, it works) Yes!
 * Icky: Great! Now let's get out of he--(He suddenly farts, waking up the crocs, which growl at them)
 * Chrome:...Oh, nice job, Ick-a-Butt!
 * Icky: Sorry!
 * Martha: "LET'S GO?!" (They all escaped, leaving the crocs)
 * Crocodile #1: Damn it! Have we ever eaten a prisoner once in a while?
 * Crocodile #2: Yeah. Remember that dumb dodo we ate?
 * Crocodile #1: You mean Dode? He wanted to be eaten, dude!
 * Pinkie: (She and Natureshy sneak through the hallway)...
 * Natureshy:...I'm frightened!
 * They found the bedroom of Mack.
 * Pinkie: "Shh! We're here!"
 * They see that Mack was asleeped, hand disattached from the box.
 * Pinkie: The question is how do we open the box?
 * Natureshy: Well...maybe we could try this. (Summons a vine from the window, and rips off a piece) Pick the lock with this vine.
 * Pinkie: Thanks, Natureshy! (Sneaks up to the box, and starts picking the lock with the vine)
 * Mack:...(Snores, and is about to wake)
 * Pinkie: (Gasps)...(Then thinks)...
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador are hiding in a shadow) Whew! That was a close one! We would've been busted if you hadn't come and saved me.
 * Xalvador: And if it weren't for these conveniently places shadow patches, we would've been busted. Remember, Pinkster, darkness is a thief's best friend. Use it to shroud yourself from sight if you can.
 * Natureshy: Pinkie, hide! (Pinkie suddenly finds a shadow right near a wall, and smiles)
 * Mack: (Wakes up, and looks around. He soon sees nothing)...(Sighs) It's probably a squirrel again. (Falls asleep again)
 * Pinkie:...(She and Natureshy were unspotted in the shadows)...Darkness is a thief's ally.
 * Natureshy: Wow, good strategy, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Oh, it was nothing. Now, let's get back to business. (Continues using the vine to pick the lock)
 * Natureshy: Gently...gently...(Pinkie gets the box unlocked, and inside was the key to the Meanie Burglar's fortress)
 * Pinkie: Yes! (Gets the key) Let's go!
 * They scram!
 * Martha: Are you sure you know where you're going, Chrome?
 * Chrome: Of course I do. Pinkie ensured us this compass would allow us to locate her when she wears an iron collar.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Well, let's just make sure nobody sees us--(Suddenly, they bump into something)...What the fu--(They see it was Kelly)
 * Kelly: Going somewhere? (Takes out her blaster, and cackles)
 * Martha: I thought you were asleep!
 * Kelly: I was gonna get a drink of water until you creeps showed up! Now I'm gonna land you three straight into prison for good!
 * Chrome: I don't think so! (Takes out her rainbow blade, but Kelly blasts it out of her hooves) OWCH!!! THAT BURNS!!!
 * Kelly: Looks like your days are numbered, pests! (Suddenly, vines pop out from the floor, and tangle up Kelly from the limbs and waist down) What the--?!?
 * Natureshy: I don't think so, missy!
 * Pinkie: Martha? What're you doing here?
 * Martha: Let's just get out of here before--(Suddenly, she gets shot down by the blaster)...Uhhgh...
 * Chrome: MARTHA!...(They turn around to see that Mack has waken up and got the blaster)
 * Mack: Nobody's getting out of this place! (Chuckles)
 * Ick-a-bod: "MASTER?! Oh that is it, buster?!"
 * Ick-a-bod kicks Mack in the crouch!
 * Mack: "YAAAAAOOOOOWWWW?!"
 * Chrome picks up an injured Martha.
 * Chrome:"We got to go, NOW!?"
 * Mack: Not so fast! (Points the blaster at them after recovering from the attack) Nobody moves!
 * Pinkie: Quit trolling around, you jerk! (This makes Mack scoff, trying to hold in laughter)
 * Mack: No, I am a rock! Your silly syndrome cannot affect me--
 * Pinkie: Doikmid! (Mack laughs out loud, dropping the blaster)
 * Chrome: (The group runs away)...What did you say?
 * Pinkie: It's a comedized version of 'Doi'! (Chrome laughs, as well as Ick-a-Bod and Natureshy) Except with a stronger effect. The strongest one I could've used was 'Doinga Dinga Walla-Balla Doing-Dong'. (The group laughs incredibly hard)
 * Chrome: I-I-I can't breathe, I can't breathe! (Laughs)
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Laughs) Guys, is this seriously the time for us to be laughing? We have to escape!
 * Mack: (He and Kelly, who he freed with the blaster, chase them) COME BACK HERE, YOU MULEASS SCUM!!!
 * Natureshy: (Gasps) Such language!
 * (Twilight): Pinkie, what did I say about the cussing?
 * (Trixie): Relax, they're just babies, they can't understand English yet.
 * (Pinkie): Yeah. Now, back to the story.
 * Chrome: (Shoots rainbow waves at the trolls, but they dodge them)
 * Ick-a-bod: "Persisent bunch, we'll give them that!"
 * Chrome: Well, of course. Trolls are relentless when it comes to doing their jobs. They're literally animals.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her powers to trap Mack and Kelly in a Venus flytrap)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Nice going there, Natureshy!
 * Natureshy: It won't kill them, but it will keep them contained until we get out of here. Let's go! (They leave, and reach the door, and Natureshy uses her powers to trap every troll in vines, and reach the Dragon Horse, and take off)
 * Mack: (He and Kelly get out of the Venus flytrap, and see that the group had gotten away) I hate ponies!
 * Kelly: THIS IS WAR!!!
 * Martha was breathing heavily.
 * Chrome: "Martha, your tougher then this, you need to fight!"
 * Ick-a-bod: "Master, be strong please! I would be nothing without?!"
 * Martha: "In the castle, the Dragon Tyrant had a heal-all potion sealed within where the mask was found in the castle. It's most likely guard by hired goons for the Meanie Burgler."
 * Chrome: "Good to know, but I don't think your injured that badly. We need to take the time in healing you. You need help."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "She won't make it when we get to that castle! What're we gonna do?!"
 * A horn was heard.
 * Everyone looks to see in the distent, the birgade of Kill-Joy's knights, lead by his-truely.
 * Pinkie: "It's Kill-Joy!"
 * Martha: "Go! Go on, without me."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Master no!"
 * Martha: "Look, I'll distract Kill-Joy and those goons long enough, plus, they would deem me impourent on infomation."
 * Chrome: "Are you sure about this? The minute they finish healing you, if they even would, they're gonna arrest you!"
 * Martha: "Well, better a jailbird then a dead men."
 * Pinkie: "But your a girl, and a griffin."
 * Martha: "You know what i mean! Now go! I'm done running from crooks. It's about damn time i payed my dept to socity."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Then I'm going down with ya master! I won't abandon ya so easily this time, not even if you want me too!"
 * Chrome Dash sighed.
 * Chrome: "God's speed, Martha."
 * Chrome Dash grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy and escaped before even seen by the Knights on the Dragon Horse.
 * Ick-A-Bod stayed close to Martha.
 * eventally, marching clanks are heard, as Knights surrounded the duo.
 * Kill-Joy approuched Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well..... What happened here?"
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Please help us. She has something very serious about who really stolen the jewels, and a conspirity against an innosent pony. You need to listen."
 * Kill-Joy sighed. he knows well that he met Pinkie before when she was a filly, back when he was younger. When he first came to that orphanage.
 * A Younger Kill-Joy was staring down at the Orphanage nurse-maid, who we knew as Ms. Cake, who is called Mother Den in this reality (a play on Denmother, if you will.)
 * Kill-Joy: "Madum, I know this is a grave inconnveniences, but we suspect one of the orphans here were involved in a major thieaf recently and i came to diliver justice."
 * Mother Den: "Mister Guard, please, she didn't meant too, she promised she won't do this again, she had a bad influence and is very impressionable, talk to her yourself, she's only a misguided child, please!"
 * Kill-Joy:...(Sighs) Very well. I shall speak with her in person.
 * Kill-Joy: Okay, Ms. Pie, what do you know about the theft of a precious diamond called the Red Star of Aurora.
 * Filly Pinkie: Well, mister, I didn't want to steal it. I was getting not-so-comfortable feelings about doing it, but Xalvador was suspecting it, and...well...I don't know what to think after that.
 * Kill-Joy: What about this Xalvador fellow?
 * Pinkie: Well, he threatened to...(Gulps)...(Xalvador: You must always follow a thief's orders, Pinkie! We are partners, and no one leaves their partner behind! Remember that!)...We made a bet that I could actually touch the diamond without triggering the alarm, and I lost...
 * Kill-Joy: That makes...no sense.
 * Pinkie: Wha...sure it does!
 * Kill-Joy: Pinkie, I want the truth! Who is Xalvador?
 * Pinkie, under a guilty coneunce, was forced to admit it.
 * Pinkie: "Remember that little griffin cub the other guard caught? That's him. He's not a bad griffin, he's just troubled. He had a bad daddy, and a dead mommy, and, and, (cries), and a sister who loved him, but couldn't afford to care for him anymore. He was taken her as a result."
 * (Discord): "Whoa, Pinkie. Be careful not to turn this into a sudden tear-jerker or the babies are gonna cry again!"
 * Pinkie: "Xal, wanted to become a great thief as a result. He thinks socity and the higher forces abandoned them like his sister. Please don't punished Xal too badly! He doesn't know what he's doing neither?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "...... (Sigh), I'm afraid i can only enforce the law, I'm not entitled to indict punishments. I'm sorry, but all i can say, I hope for his sake that the King and Queen are in a reasonable mood. The Red Star was once a creation of the fallen Dragon Tyrant now being used for good porposes, and we can't risk ANYTHING happening to it. Rumors are saying it's litterally the only thing keeping the Dragon Tyrant in his prison of stone, and even a slight crack, would break that seal. Do you understand why Xal is looking at a serious offence?"
 * Pinkie: Well, how was I or Xalvador able to know that? Why couldn't it get a different name?
 * Kill-Joy: Why do you think it was locked up tight?
 * Pinkie:...So THAT'S what that label was for.
 * Kill-Joy: So I have no choice but to turn him in for his crime.
 * Pinkie:...(Sighs) But he's the only friend I've got.
 * Kill-Joy: I'm sorry, but he needs to see what would've happened if he was to have kept that gem.
 * Pinkie: Okay. Just don't be too hard on him.
 * Xalvador:(Being taken away by guards) PINKIE! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!
 * Pinkie: I...I'm so sorry.
 * Xalvador:...You told them?
 * Pinkie: I had to. I had no choice. All I can say is...good luck.
 * Xalvador:...YOU BITCH!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!! YOU DESERTED ME!!! I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
 * Suddenly music started up and a random announcer spoke.
 * Announcer: Tonight on K.N.I.G.H.T.S.
 * Kill-Joy was silent.
 * Knight: "Sir?"
 * Kill-Joy: "Take the Griffin Girl and the Bird, thing, back to camp to the medic. I'll, continue this on my own. I think i have a good guess what is REALLY going on."
 * neither knight questioned this, and took away Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy began to walked on his own.
 * Kill-Joy: I know your out there, Meanie Burgler. You can run but you can't hide from the law!
 * Pinkie, Chrome and Natureshy finally made it.
 * Pinkie: "It's even scareier then i thought."
 * Chrome: "Well, the dragon tyrant was evil, so it makes snese for his fortress to be like this."
 * Natureshy: "Chrome, I'm starting to feel, unsure about this."
 * Chrome: "To be honest, even I feel uneasy around this place. This castle has never seen many visitors, even AFTER Fantail and Sun defeated the Dragon Tyrant. And who's to blame them? This place is like, a dark, forbidden ruin. There's no telling what secrets too dark to be known awaited in there."
 * Pinkie: But are you sure it's a good idea to barge in some massive meanie-bobeanie dragon's castle like you own it?
 * Chrome: "It's risky, i know. There's probuly troll guards in there in leage with the Meanie Burgler, considering the fact Mack and Kelly are with him. But I do have a sneakier way. We find an un-repaired hole in the castle, and stick to safer routes in the castle."
 * Pinkie: (Gulping) That's what I'm afraid of!
 * Chrome: "Look, just stay close to me, and we'll see this through."
 * Natureshy: Yes. You'll be allright while your save under our roof.
 * Chrome: "Now, I'll survay the area for a hole in the castle. You two stay here, I'll be right back."
 * Chrome flew off.
 * Natureshy: Be careful, Chrome!
 * Chrome looked at alot of holes, but some are either too small, hazordious, or would lead to a dead-end or even trouble. Eventally, she sees a hole near a giant tower, completely unguarded and unlook at.
 * Chrome smiled, as a squee was heard, but was quick to escape before a night watch troll took notice.
 * Chrome made it back to Pinkie and Natureshy.
 * Chrome: "I found a hole completely unguarded and unlooked at. We just have to be careful, and move fast."
 * Natureshy: "Oh boy, where is it?"
 * Chrome: "At the grand tower, where the statue of the cursed Dragon Tyrant resides, posed in his final moments of defeat."
 * Natureshy: "Meep."
 * Chrome: But we need to be stealthy, the whole place is gonna be guards patrolling the fortress at every turn.
 * Chrome began to sneak in the area. Eventally, they reach the hole, and after waiting for a Night Watch Troll to leave, they go in it.
 * As Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy enter, they see none-other, then the giant statue of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "There it is, ladies. What is left of the terror of this land. It's believed that cause he's a statue for so long, he may as well be dead at this point."
 * Pinkie noticed that there's a wooden walkway on tthe statue.
 * Pinkie: "Where, there's a walkway on the statue."
 * Chrome: "I once heard rumors about the statue of the Dragon Tyrant is big enough to be a fortress of itself. A fortress within a fortress. Guess they were right. Come on, we're going in."
 * Chrome grabbed Pinkie and flew off. Luckly, the area is momentarly empty. They reached the head, which was it's jaw was open, as what appears to be stone steps are inside.
 * Natureshy: "Do-dodododo-do we really have to go, in t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-there?"
 * Pinkie: Do we have another choice here?
 * Chrome: "I wish i could say otherwise. This looks like the only opening."
 * Natureshy sighed in defeat.
 * Natureshy: Ok.
 * A seemingly endless row of stairs are seen, as in the background, the bones of the Dragon Tyrant are seen.
 * Chrome: "There's litterally nothing alive left in here."
 * Natureshy: Except the bones of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "I meant something CURRENTLY alive."
 * Natureshy: "Oh...."
 * Suddenly, Pinkie spots a small light on a small shack within the far below of the statue.
 * Pinkie: "Guys. look down there!"
 * Chrome: "A shack in the statue? Clever. I bet the Meanie Burgler assumed anyone would be too afraid to even come down in this statue, so he hid his loot here."
 * The trio investigate the shack, and found the stolen money, and the royal jewels.
 * Pinkie: "We did it! We found the jewels!"
 * Chrome: "Now, let's get this stuff out of here, then, we're gonna go after the Burgler. Natureshy, bring out the sack."
 * Natureshy: Ok!
 * Natureshy brings out a sack, and begins to collect the loot. However, shadows loomed over the Ponies.
 * ???: "Oh, look who's hooves we caught in the cookie jar!"
 * The trio looked to see Mack, Kelly, and a good sum of Guard Trolls!
 * Chrome: "Everyone run! I'll hold them off!"
 * Suddenly, two extra trolls grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy!
 * Mack: "You have choice, rainbow horse, your coming in quietly, or friends get it bad."
 * The trolls bring out swords.
 * Chrome growled, but sighed in defeat.
 * Kelly: "Not so reshorseful now, eh pony?"
 * The trolls laughed.
 * The trolls eschorted the ponies to a desk that stood infront of an old, abandon, and ruined thrown of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Mack: "Hey boss, we got the ponies."
 * Kelly: Yeah, a bunch of rats that stuck their pesky noses where they don't belong!
 * The chear behind it reveiled Pinkie, but since this isn't the real Pinkie, the imposter then removed an enchanted mask. It was a Male Griffin.
 * Pinkie: "(Gasp), Xalvador!?"
 * Chrome: "You knew this guy?"
 * Xalvador: Pinkamena Dianna Pie, it's been a very long time.
 * Pinkie started to cry.
 * Pinkie: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your, the meanie burgler?"
 * Xalvador: "Well gee, considering that Mack just called me boss, and that the Meanie Burgler for some reason picked you for being the jailbait, I guess I STINKING AM?!"
 * Pinkie: "But, why do this to me?"
 * Xalvador: "(Laughs), Oh, Pinkie, you were never any bright to be honest. Remember what i said when you ratted me out on the Red Star mess that happened years ago?"
 * Pinkie: You're not still ticked off about that day, are you?
 * Xalvador: You're still always good for a laugh, Pinkie. And this time, It's not because of mental imperfections, no, it's because how intellectually insuperior you are. You were always easy to talked into doing things Pinkser. The best part? I am more then ever closer to get even with you for good!
 * Chrome: "How did you get these Trolls, let alone Mack and Kelly, to help you when trolls are known to hate non-troll strangers?"
 * Natureshy: Please?
 * Xalvador: Well, since miss Natureshy used the 'P' word I just let the boys explain. Mack, would you do the honors?
 * (Discord): "Oh, i love these clishe Villain expositions."
 * Mack: Xalvador, Kelly and my boys go way back.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Kelly: Oh yeah. We sure do!
 * Xalvador: "Well, it all started when i escaped Prison at my teens...."
 * We see the same Prison that held Shrek and friends back in Shrek 2 as a few guards were doing their evening rounds.
 * (Xalvador): "I was trapped in the worse place ever thanks to a certain pony, destin to be a another set of bones in there, when lunk desided to smile on me for once."
 * A few guards were making their way to Xalvador's cell though it was completey heavly guarded.
 * A guard: "State your business."
 * Guard 2: We're here to give Xalvador his dinner.
 * Guard: "Go right ahead."
 * The guard allowed them to proceed and they enter an elevater.
 * Guard 1: Take us down.
 * Bellhop: "Ok sir."
 * The Bellhop presses a button down.
 * The Elevator went down into the tortue chamber where Xalvador's cell is located.
 * Xalvador is seen chained to the wall.
 * Xalvador: What do you pigfaces want?
 * Guard: Relax, we come in peace. (The two guards reveal theirselves to be Mack and Kelly in disguise)
 * Xalvador: Wha--trolls? What're YOU doing here?
 * Mack: I am Mack and this is Kelly. Our master has decided to choose you for helping him with a plan that will allow you to get revenge on all the people who wronged you.
 * Xalvador: Really?...What kind of idiot do you think I am?
 * Kelly: You think we're joking?
 * Xalvador: Uh, yeah! Trolls tend to be tricksters, obviously!
 * Mack: "Those, are internet trolls. We're the traditional medevil trolls that would normally live in the woods, or under a bread and eat goats."
 * Xalvador: I meant some trolls in this land TEND to be tricksters. One time, a troll was like...
 * Troll: Hey, what's that up under there?
 * Xalvador: (Looking behind him) Up under where?
 * Troll: 'Up underwear'? Okay. (Puts a pair of underwear on Xalvador, and gives him a wedgie)
 * Xalvador: YAAOOOWWW!!!
 * Mack:...Okay, we're not like those trolls at all neither. We can help you get revenge on Pinkie for turning you in.
 * Xalvador: How do you know Pinkie?
 * Kelly: Oh, we know. Our boss is a fortune-teller. Said he used to work for the Dragon Tyrant. Now, he's willing to help you out.
 * Xalvador:...I don't believe you.
 * Mack: Okay, look, do you want revenge or not, you avian feline?
 * Xalvador: Yeah.
 * Kelly: Then come with us. (Uses pins to clip the locks, and free Xalvador)
 * Xalvador: "Ok then, let's get to work."
 * (Xalvador): "Eventally, I met up with the fortune-teller, who has a strange desire for wigs for some reason, who he gave me this very mask that was a product of the Dragon Tyrant, which helped me pull off my heist effertlessly."
 * Xalvador: "Sadly, I just found out the fortuneteller had enemies in the form of your new friends here who were onto him from the start."
 * Chrome: "Yeah, we were. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOU, WIG-MASTER?! WE KNOW YOUR THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL THIS?!"
 * ???: "((Laughs), I was never the one to disappoint."
 * A hooded stranger appeared.
 * Chrome: "Wig-Master."
 * ???: (Sighs) For the last time, DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!! My real name is Bogdan! Bogdan Brunoopee. (Everyone except the baddies laughed) SHUT UP!!!
 * Pinkie: "(Laughs), I think you should've stuck to Wig-Master! It's less laughable then, BOGDAN BRUNOO-PEE?!"
 * Cause of this, everyone, even the bad guys but the Mysterious one started to laugh thanks to the Giggler Syndrone.
 * Xalvador: "We're so sorry sir, But, but, she has a rare syndrome that SOMEHOW makes everyone else (laughs), laugh at what she saids?!"
 * Kelly: (Laughs) Well this can't get any worse!
 * ???: "ENOUGH?!"
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be a being simular to Rumplestilskin, But since he is wearing a clearly fake wig, there's indecation he's bald.
 * Wig Master: "I was a mage of darkness for the Dragon Tyrant for years until his, untimely fate by Fantail and Sun, and I still expect to be treated with dignity, blast it!"
 * Chrome: "In all honesty though, you may wanna stick to Wig-Master, people are not gonna laugh at you as much."
 * Wig Master: "(Frustracted groan), FINE! But only until i get people to fear the name of, well, my real name!"
 * Pinkie: "Why are you making Xalvador do this mean things?!"
 * Wig Master: "Let's just say, it's a series of complicated planning your simple mortal mind would not be able to process."
 * Chrome: "I bet it's all about bringing the Dragon Tyrant back, is it?"
 * Wig Master: "Sadly, thanks to Sun and Fantail, he's been a statue for too long now, and he's now dead at this point, he's basicly a corpse in cement now! So, in our breaking hearts for the greatest tyrant who nearly congured the side of light, is no longer with us. But, I intent of taking his place as the new powerful dark master in town, once i gain control of the red star, and use it to turn what is tragicly left of the Dragon Tyrant as my weapon of mass destruction! Everyone gets what we want, Xalvador gets his revenge on you, The trolls get revenge on the humans for years of bloodshed against their kind, and I get to have what is left of my master, destroy Far Far Away, Fantail and Sun, AND That stupid brat Arthur and his flimsy whench! With the soon-to-be living Statue Monster of The Dragon Tyrant by my side, conguring this world will be as easy as, well, conguring the world with a Dragon Statue Monster! My real named will be the causer of screams and flinching, NOT LAUGHTER?! No one, not even my old high school bully Clem will never mock me again?!"
 * Pinkie: "Wait, your doing this because you had bully issues? Setting loose an evil dragon monster statue apawn the world is no way to do it!"
 * Wig Master: "Super-Villain, don't care what the good guys or the innosent say about me or my methods, cause I'm a jerk like that?!"
 * Kelly: Well explaining your plan's going in the right direction.
 * Wig Master: Well It's time to bring the Dragon Tryant back now so I guess your all spit out of luck. It'll take a miracle to stop me--
 * ???: "WIG MASTER?!"
 * Wig Master: What the Devil?!?
 * Kill-Joy was seen standing on a hole in a broken wall.
 * Wig Master: "Oh...... Uh, Officer Kill-Joy, uh, this is just a cosplay we're doing.... We were just about too.... Have a Tea Party."
 * Pinkie: "YAY! I LOVE TEA PARTIES?!"
 * Kelly, Mack and the other trolls groaned in annoyence!
 * Xalvador: How did you find us!
 * Killjoy: "Well, it's easy. I just look for an old, decrepted, ruin castle with a giant tower. Seriously you guys, this is litterally like the first place to find ya'll here."
 * Wig Master: "...... Ok, maybe I didn't think that through, but it won't matter in the longer shot!"
 * Troll guards surrounded Kill-Joy.
 * Wig Master: "Cause as you see, my curse-word named animal friend, I have trolls up the was-su in here! And the best part, it's night-time! And in the day time, i cursed this place to be in ever-lasting shadow and in the areas near the castle's lands but Far Far Away thanks to that bitch sun horse! And you are alone, Kill-Joy. Outnumbered by Trolls, your just gonna end up another corpse in this old ruins, and NO ONE IS GONNA-"
 * Suddenly the sound of seriens was heared as Far Far Away Police Department hot air baloons were seen abouve the fortress.
 * Kill-Joy: You guys fought I came here alone, did ya?
 * I fought the law (The Clash verson) was played as the knights broke into the fortess and a hysterical battle began. And soon the trolls became the losing side of the battle.
 * Wig Master and Xalvador secretly escaped.
 * Chrome: "Now's our chance to really kick troll butt?!"
 * Mack and Kelly armed their guns at Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy.
 * Mack: "You ponies are not gonna ruin everything so easily!?"
 * Kill-Joy blasted the guns from Mack and Kellys.
 * Kill-Joy: You boys got one more chance to give yourselfs up!
 * Mack grabs Kill-Joy!
 * Mack: "The only one we would ever fear is the King and Queen! And last time i check, YOUR NEITHER?!"
 * ???: Excuse me?!?
 * Mack: "What the-?"
 * Pinkie: Hey are those-?
 * Chorme and Natureshy: Your majesties!
 * Mack And Kelly: "Ooh, Boosha."
 * Kill-Joy: Yep, I know.
 * Suddenly, light appeared throughout the room!
 * Mack: "OH NO! SUNLIGHT?! AND WE HAD TO BE THE STERIOTYPICAL TROLLS WHO TURN TO STONE APAWN IMPACT?! WHY COULDN'T WE BE LIKE MODERN ONES WHO ARE ONLY WEAK TO FIRE AND THAT'S IT?!"
 * Kelly: "I BLAME THE WRITERS?!"
 * Mack and Kelly screamed!
 * As the Sun hits Mack, Kelly and the other trolls on impact, they turned instantly into stone.
 * Chorme: Well, I guess that takes care of them.
 * The Queen: But where are Wig Master and Xalvador?
 * Kill-Joy: I saw them secretly got away during the fight but the two cowards wont get too far.
 * King Fantail: Guards, tear this fortress apart, seal off the the kingdom and find out where are those two villains are cowering!
 * Xalvador: "Oh man, oh man, oh man, we're toast?! The trolls are either stone or have retreated at this point?! We're done for man! We're done for!?"
 * Wig Master: "Quiet, you weakling! I am consintacting?! I am teleporting the red star here for one, last, surprise."
 * The Wig Master broughts out the red star out of magical nowhere.
 * Wig Master: "Which starts, now."
 * The Wig Master laughs as a mixture of dark magic and the red stars own magic begans to bring the statue to golum-like life.
 * The Statue of the Dragon Tyrant roared!
 * Wig Master teleported on the head of the Living Statue!
 * Wig Master: "SUCCESS?! NOW THOSE FOOLS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM?! And, as for you, Xally....."
 * Wig Master fatally zapped Xalvador into a wall!
 * Wig Master: "Consider our partnership, terminated on the grounds that I'M AN ASSHOLE?!"
 * Wig Master laughed as the Statue destroyed the tower, exited the castle, and started to stomp torwords Far Far Away!
 * (Discord) Wait wait wait! The Rumpelstitskin-look-a-like creep staps Xalvador in the back and pulls off his scheme anyway? This is a little anti-climatic isn't it?
 * (Shrek) Discord, the story isn't over yet.
 * (Discord): Sorry but still, he's not going to get away with this is he? I don't mind alittle choas, and i acknowledged Xalvador was no saint, but seriously?! This little butt-sucking sadist went into complete monster terratory, SURELY, YOU PLAN TO HAVE SOME FORM OF COMMUPENCE!?
 * (Pinkie): You said it yourself, Dissy. My story, my rules. It'll be taken care of soon.
 * Pinkie: XALVADOR! (She and Kill-Joy run up to him) Are you hurt?
 * Xalvador:...He...betrayed me!...THAT SON OF A--(Cracks are heard, and he groans in pain)...Urrggghhh!!! MY BACK!
 * Pinkie: Oh my gosh, he's hurt bad!
 * Kill-Joy: Let me take a look. I have some medical experience. (Examines Xalvador's injuries)...Well, the impacts have broken many parts in his body. His right wing is broken, he's got a sprained left hind foot, his beak is broken, and the force of Wig-Master's magic has caused a gaping wound in his chest.
 * Pinkie: No!
 * Kill-Joy: But he can be saved. These injuries can heal in a couple of weeks if we can get him to the hospital.
 * Pinkie:...(Gets angry) Alright, Bogdan Wig-Nut, your butt is going DOWN!
 * Silence.
 * Pinkie: "..... Just as soon i figure out how... I mean, HOW DO YOU FIGHT A GIANT STATUE DRAGON MONSTER?!"
 * Xalvador:...Pinkie...find soe kind of...weakspot--(Crack) AARRGGHH!!!...I find weakspots of those who are physically superior than us...Urrrggghh!!
 * Pinkie: Got it. Thanks for the advice, Xalvador.
 * Xalvador: I'm sorry....I'm sorry I framed you...Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Well, I guess I can accept it. Kill-Joy, get him someplace safe. CHROME? (Chrome flies down to her) See if you can find some kind of hot spot on this behemoth.
 * Chrome: What?
 * Pinkie: You know, weakspot.
 * Chrome: Oh. Okay. I'll try.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her plant manipulation to tangle the Tyrant Dragon monster in vines) URRRGGGGHHH!!! (The vines are unfortunately too weak to hold him, and it roars)
 * Chrome: NATURESHY, HELP ME FIND THIS THING'S HOT SPOT!!!
 * Natureshy: What?
 * Chrome: WHAT?
 * Natureshy: I said 'What?'.
 * Chrome: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
 * Natureshy: "I SAID WHAT?!"
 * Chorme: "HELP ME FIND THIS THINGS WEAK-SPOT?!"
 * Wig Master tried to zap Chrome, but missed!
 * Wig Master: "I CAN HEAR YOUR YELLING YOU KNOW, YOU FEM-DUMBASSES!?"
 * Chrome: Oh, poo! (Takes out her rainbow blade) Then I guess I'll have to find it by force! (Flies up towards the Dragon Tyrant monster, and uses her blade to slice off one of the monster's arms) HAH! (Suddenly, the dislocated arm levitates back into place)...AW, COME ON!!! (The monster smacks Chrome to a wall) OOF!!!
 * Wig-Master: (Cackles) You puny fools cannot stop me! Soon, I shall destroy Far Far Away, and allow trolls to live happily ever after forever!...Okay, that sounded weird.
 * ???: No, you won't! (Suddenly, King Fantail and Queen Sun appear)
 * Queen Sun: We defeated your master before, Wig Master! And I swear to you, we can do it again!
 * Wig-Master: Oh, really? With his power maximized by the tainted Red Star of Aurora? I don't think that'll be possible!
 * Queen Sun: We shall see! (She and Fantail activate their powers, and prepare to defeat the monster quickly, blasting a powerful laser at him at the same moment the monster does, causing a magic beam lock)
 * Unluckly for Wig Master, dispite his best attempts to assist. Sun's and Fantail's beam started to destroy The Dragon Tyrant's dying power's thanks to the forementioned dragon being long dead and any remaining magic started to fade. Eventally.....
 * BOOM!
 * The Wig Master fell screaming as the Dragon Tyrant's statue body fell in pieces!
 * Wig Master: "I WAS CAREFUL!? I WAS SO CAAAAAAAAAAREFUUUUUUUUUUUUl!?"
 * Wig Master scream as he vanished further to the ground, being obscured by falling stone and bones.
 * King Fantail: "Well..... That was oddly easy."
 * BLAM! BOOM! CRASH!?
 * Piles of broken rocks and bones are everywhere.
 * A hand holding a cristail ball is seen outside of a rock, thus showing Wig Master may be finally gone.
 * The heroes stood in front of this.
 * Natureshy: "Chrome.... Is he...."
 * Chrome: "I didn't want it to end like this, Nature. I actselly, feel kinda sorry for him. He did this cause he was a victim of bullying, ended up becoming worse in the progress."
 * King Fantail: But at least he was put out of his misery.
 * Pinkie: So, Kill-Joy? This means I'm cleared of the charges?
 * Kill-Joy: Certainly. But I think I find it in my heart to forgive Xalvador for being blinded with revenge by Wig-Master.
 * Pinkie: Well, is he gonna be okay?
 * Kill-Joy: Well...I don't know. His injuries are too severe. However, it doesn't mean he's dying. We fixed his injuries, and sowed up his deep wounds. They'll take weeks to heal. I don't know if Xalvador will live or not. All I know is that he is lucky to still be alive.
 * Pinkie:...Well, I can't help but blame myself for all the trouble he went through. I was the one he depended on for so long since his family abandoned him. We were both like family. We both had parents that never came to see us grow up. And I turned him in. It was all my fault...(Starts sobbing softly as her hair slowly stops being puffy)
 * Queen Sun: (Comforts Pinkie) It was not your fault, Pinkie. You did what you thought was right. If you hadn't turned him in, he might've already been dead. You had no other choice.
 * Pinkie: I know, but...he's injured now! He's the closest friend I ever had in my life, not to mention the first. Nobody else in the orphanage liked me because I was too selfish at the time. Xalvador made me see how to become a more self-aware pony
 * Chrome: "........ Pinkie, if it helps..... Wig Master keeps an old spellbook in his private Tower not to far from the Dragon Tyrant's castle, that may hold a great healing spell great enough to help him. I know where his tower is, and I know an old freind from this magic shcool powerful enough to use it. I hope it helps."
 * Pinkie: "But..... What if only Wig Master can use it?"
 * Chrome: "Well, I heard talk that once a magic user dies, his/her book can be free to be offitcally belong to someone else if they used it even once. It's an unclear rumor, but it's our best shot."
 * Pinkie: Well, who's gonna use the spell on him?
 * Queen Sun: Don't worry, Pinkie. I know this someone Chrome mentioned who can do it. I'd like to do it myself, but I'm afraid my magic cannot be used to heal those who are dying.
 * Pinkie: Who is it?
 * King Fantail: "She's mostly known as "Professor Spell Light"."
 * Queen Sun: She is a great teacher. Chrome said she is one of my greatest fans and reads some of my magic books. So I am sure she'll be the perfect pony for the job.
 * Pinkie: Well, we gotta hurry. I don't know how long Xalvador has left to live.
 * Pinkie was pacing nerviously.
 * Chrome: (Comes out) She said she can do it.
 * Pinkie: Oh, thank goodness! (Spell Light comes out in a purple dress, along with a more regal hairdo)
 * Spell Light: "Just give me time to consintract enough manner."
 * Pinkie was pacing even more nerviously.
 * Pinkie: C'mon, Light, Xalvador is dying! We don't have much time!
 * Spell Light: (Comes out) Alright, I think I've learned the spell now. Don't worry, Pinkie. Xalvador is gonna be okay once I perform this spell on him.
 * Pinkie: You're really willing to help a stranger?
 * Spell Light: Yeah. I went to the same orphanage you went to. I saw all those fillies bully you.
 * Pinkie: You mean...you're the filly they called 'Ms. Spellsy'?
 * Spell Light: Indeed. They always made fun of me too because I was always so enthusiastic and skilled in magic.
 * Pinkie: Wow...I can't believe I never got the chance to know you.
 * Spell Light: Now come on, let's go save your friend.
 * Pinkie was pacing waiting for the final news.
 * (Discord): "Aw, this again!? Can we please wrap this up?!"
 * (Icky): "Chillax, Cordy, it's all gonna be wrapped up in a nice little bow soon enough."
 * Pinkie: (Spell Light came out, and looked at Pinkie) Well?
 * Spell Light: Well, I don't really know. When I used the spell on him, he didn't seem to do anything. He just laid there like a dead fish. I think it's because the spell is slowly repairing his major injuries, and the book said that the process takes only 5 minutes.
 * Pinkie: So he'll be okay?
 * Spell Light: Well, there are just 4 minutes left, so when he wakes up, we'll know for sure. The doctor says you can come in and see him of you want.
 * Pinkie: Well, that was very nice of him. Let's go.


 * Pinkie: Please, Xalvador, please be okay in the next 15 seconds. You're the only close friend I ever had behind the friends I just made now. (7 seconds)


 * Spell Light: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...(Nothing)


 * Pinkie:...Xalvy?...Xalvy?...No!...(Hair gets straightened again, and Pinkie starts sobbing softly on Xalvador's body)...Xalvador, no!...Please! (Starts crying)...


 * (Twilight): I thought we were gonna law low on the drama.


 * (Pinkie): Relax, it's not that much longer.


 * Xalvador: (Gets up)...God, that was the weirdest near-death experience I've ever had. Sometimes, I find it weird that magic doesn't seem to escape me.


 * Pinkie:...(Hugs him) You're alive!


 * Xalvador:...Aw, Pinkie. (Hugs her back)


 * Spell Light: Well, that was pretty touching.


 * Pinkie: So, I guess this means you'll change your ways of being a thief?

Reality.
 * Xalvador: Oh, definitely! I'm tired of being pushed around from even those who I work for.
 * (Pinkie): "So, Everyone lived happly ever after, alot of problems are resolved quickly and, well, people are happy now. The, End."
 * Sparx: "Great story Pinks. I wonder if the B.Cs will finally sle-"
 * The babies start crying again
 * Sparx: Crap!
 * Pinkie: Aw, come on!
 * Twilight: I told you not to add any drama to your story, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: I don't think it's because of the drama. I think it's because they still wanna hang out with the Lodgers.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah yes, we are loved by even infants.
 * Sandy: Ah, scoot over, varmits! I'll show yas' all a better story to put these kiddies to bed. (Takes out some mini-cowboy hats, and puts them on the Baby Cakes' heads)
 * Applejack: Oh, boy. Somethin' tells me this will be a Western story.
 * Sandy: Actually, it's a Southern story. I'm not exactly from a state like Nevada or Arizona. It's what's in the far South that I make this story take place.
 * Discord: Good, because I didn't want this to be a Rango ripoff.
 * Sandy: "Well, this sotry is based on alot of dreams i Had of being like my faverite comic book hero we have in my variation of Texas: Sheruff Sandra Snady, a hero of the old west who fights the dispicable Outlaws Dirthy Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duck-Billed Benny, and more of that nature."
 * She brings out such a comic book as we enter the story.

Story 2: Western Hoedown
Alternate Reality: Old West Texas. Bank. Outside the bank. Back in the bank. Dead Horse Pass, 10 minutes later... Inside the hideout. Outside. Flashback Present Mayor's Office. The Tower. Mayor's Office Later... Later... Hell Texas Gorge An evil looking, metallic base. Flashback. Present SP fortress treatment plant. Water Vent Treatment Plant. Water vent! Outside. Treatment Plant. Outside Later... Later... Hall Flashback. Reality in the story. Another hallway. Hall
 * Familier Music plays as the camera pans torwords a Texas town.
 * As the song plays, a familier Peg-legged Rabbit dressed as a Mayor with a familier peg-legged bat with another bat with an antenna dressed as aides are seen being chased by coyotes!
 * Familier Rabbit: "DAG NABBIT?! SOME IDEA FOR ME TO TAKE A STROLL IN THE DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF COYOAT SEASON!?"
 * Coyote: YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!
 * Lucky Jack: Seriously, if they EVER get flight and laser technology, I am gonna beat myself dead! Besides, is 'yummy' all they ever say?
 * Coyote #2: No, it's just our catchphrase.
 * Lucky Jack: Yeah? Well, who thought of it, anyway?
 * Coyote #3: Who cares? All we know is that we're gonna have the best roast rabbit cassarole ever!
 * ???: Not when I'm around, you heartless mutts!
 * Coyote #1: Who the fu--(A lasso tightens on all 3 of the coyotes, and they are spun around until they are thrown off into the distance)
 * Lucky Jack: Whoo, lucky shot, Sheriff Sandreas.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Sandy in a cowgirl outfit, and carrying a long rope and a gun) The best one I've had all week, Mayor Jack Rabbit.
 * Fidget: "Nice one sheruff! You sent those moon howlers packing!"
 * Batty: "Oh yeah, totally!"
 * Sheruff Sandra: "Why thank you Aides Crip Wing and Tele-Bat-Vision."
 * (Discord): "Did their names have to be based on bad puns on their disabilies? I mean, seriously, and I thought the ponies of Equestia had a weird name fetish."
 * (Icky): "Exactly why your even here?"
 * (Discord): "I'm hiding here till the heat dies down. Luckly, next to dear Fluttershy, Pinkie isn't the one to hold much grudge.... In exchange for a certain cottan candy/chocolate milk based magic trick with whipped cream of mine as rent."
 * (Pinkie): "It benifits everyone involved."
 * (Discord): "Exactly why YOU and Iago are here."
 * (Icky): "Oh, while you guys were still on Pinkie's story, the show was done by now so the recording was finished, and waiting for us when we're finished with the Cakes' lonelyness problem."
 * (Twilight): "Pinkie, your honestly letting Discord stay here for cottan candy chocolate milk rain clouds? He's not even suppose to do THOSE things anymore! What if you weren't able to finish ONE and it got outside to be a minor inconvence to somepony?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh it's not like Cottan Candy and Chocolate Milk actselly hurts anybody."
 * (Squidward): "...... Pinkie Pie? Have you ever heard of, diabetes?"
 * (Pinkie):...Yeah, I have. The thought of it makes me have nightmares, even with that 'Bittersweet' story where I die of it.
 * (Rainbow Dash): That story always seems to make me cry, too.
 * (Sandy): Well, that ain't important for the moment. Let's get back to the story.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Any luck catching Dirty Dan and his comrades yet?
 * Sheriff Sandra: Nope. They always seem to be one step ahead of me. The cowards. But I assure you, me and my partner will hunt 'em down in no time.
 * (Patrick): Why does that name sound familiar?
 * (Sandy): What name?
 * (Patrick): Dirty Dan.
 * (SpongeBob): You don't remember, do you? Remember when we disturbed Sandy during her hibernation and she started attacking us in her sleep?
 * (Sandy): You didn't tell me you guys did that before you stole my fur coat.
 * (SpongeBob): Blame Patrick!
 * (Patrick): Hey, taking Sandy's fur was YOUR brilliant plan!
 * (SpongeBob): Well it was your idea to go to her treedome even though we were told not to.
 * (Patrick): Yeah, well how were we supposed to know about Sandy's hibernation stuff? You didn't learn what that was until she went insane and started tearing you up with extreme activities.
 * (SpongeBob): But that wasn't as worse as being clobbered by a big fat half-asleep beast.
 * (Sandy): For your information, you two, I only looked like that because fat plays a HUGE role in keeping yourself warm other than a patch of fur. That's why mammoths were so fat and poofy.
 * (Twilight): Are we gonna just sit here arguing about hibernation, or are we gonna continue this story?
 * (Sandy): Right, sorry.
 * Crip Bat: "Well the sooner you bust those varmits, the better."
 * Bat-Vision glitched out!
 * Bat-Vision: "YARRRGH!? They be plundering our loot and shanghaing our profits that is causing the skallywags to mutanty!"
 * Crip Bat: "Bro, we're not suppose to talk like pirates, we're in the wild west!"
 * Bat-Vision glitches again!
 * Bat-Vision speaks in chinese.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Dag nappit, now he's talking like a china-man!"
 * Crip Bat: Sorry. It's just that he's still adjusting to having part of his brain surgically replaced by machinery after he was shot by Pinhead Larry. His...what was the part of the brain again?
 * Sheriff Sandra: The basal ganglia. The part of the brain responsible for action selection and some behavioral functions.
 * Crip Bat: Great. Gotta remember that. Anyway, he's gonna be like this for awhile until someone makes a more advance verson of that doohicky, if that's possable in this day and age."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Dag nappit!? Dirty Dan and his possie have never been THIS extreme before, not since that scoundrel Quad-Limbs Hans kicked the bucket from that firy fireworks exbloution caused by a stray Injin arrow lit on fire by the local tribe ijdit!"
 * Sheriff Sandra: Definitely! After THAT, we need to bust them ASAP!
 * Bat-Vision: Let's handcuff some varmits! (BZZAT!, dubbed as Arnold Schwartzenneger) We'll be back! Dirty Dan and his posse must be found at all costs!
 * Crip Bat: Hmm...nice Arnold Schwartzenneger impression. I seemed to like that guy. What else have you got? (Twitches Bat-Vision's antennae)
 * Bat-Vision: (As Rodney Dangerfield) My wife was afraid of the dark once. But when she saw me naked, she was afraid of the light
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Ok, now THAT is just awkword."
 * Suddenly, the sound of a alarm bell was heard!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "DAG NABBIT!? IT'S THE BANK AGAIN?! Those varmits came to finish what they did last time!"
 * Crip Bat: "You mean of the last THREE DAYS!?"
 * Sandra: "Be right back guys, I gotta call that new guy to help out!"
 * Bank tellers cowerded before siluettes of three outlaws.
 * Dirty Dan, a slightly buff, and litterally dirthy Squirl, Duckbilled Benny, who in actually is a vulture with not even the slightist traces of a duck, and Pin-Head larry, a stupid, idiotic scorpian with a body shamed like a bowling ball pin, and tattoo that saids "Mom" on his left claw.
 * Dirty Dan: "All right, ya brainless piggie bankers, we came for the rest of the loot as of the last three days we done came here!"
 * A banker: "But, but, you don't understand! We're bankrupted now! We barely even have so much as a penny?!"
 * Benny: "Yeah right! I bet my non-existent duck-bill you have at least 900 bucks in there?!"
 * Banker: "The deer or the money?"
 * Pin-Head Larry: "OH OH! THEY HAVE DEER TOO?! THEMS GOOD EATING?!"
 * Dirty Dan: "....... You is a dim bulb, Larry."
 * Banker: "You guys have to believe us, this old town as exspearienced the worse ecomicomedy ever since the drought of last year when Hans was alive!"
 * Dirty Dan: "Well, perhaps we decided to honor his name by doing what made us bad to begin with! Your done just being highway men and injin killers, we're going back to the good ol' days! I even became extra dirty for the occation! Even my undies are a filthy mess!"
 * Dirty Dan reveils a very disgusting and vile pair of underwear!
 * Dirty Dan: "I haven't wipe my butt for weeks, never cleaned this thing, ALWAYS wore it every day, AND, it was once buried with me grandfather that i dug it out after day 90-100, when he started to rot. Too me forever to get them worms out."
 * Bankers exclaim in dusgust!
 * Dirty Dan: "I was wore this thing when I'm having fun with injin woman, i eat my lunch with it, AND i even used it as a fishing lore!"
 * A banker puked!
 * (Icky): "JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!"
 * (Sandy): "Yeah, Dirty Dan was one of the most controverseal villains of the series. He only appeared in 3 issues that were a 3 part speical called "The Dirty Wrath of Dirty Dan" where Dirty Dan was like in the story. Eventally, in later comics, he becames "Cleanly Dan" where he asentually became a recuring clean joke and become a plum wuss. I do still like the comics, but I kinda prefer the original dirty dan, cause well, that's what REALLY got me interested on just how vile he was."
 * (Discord): "Am I to assumed that controversy invited complaining parents and lawsuits?"
 * (Sandy): Yeah, he wasn't the most popular comic book character, so his comics were restricted and for adults only. My parents didn't exactly like me readin' them comics, but I liked them anyway.
 * (Alex): Whoever wrote them must have been fired for something like this.
 * (Gloria): Yeah, it's as vile as the Garbage Pail Kids.
 * (Sandy): Anyway, let's get back to the story.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss in Boots as a cowboy with leather boots and a cowboy hat) You just crossed the border into Hurtville, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: YOU AGAIN!
 * Puss: We're gonna be dragging you in jail by the tail wearing rubber gloves and gas masks!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Plus, we've got some business with Pinhead Larry after he shot Bat-Vision, and left him to get part of his brain replaced with machinery.
 * Pinhead Larry: Well, at least he's a lot funnier now.
 * Duckbilled Benny: (Scoffs and laughs) Good one, Larry!
 * Puss: That's not very funny, mi ememigo.
 * Dirty Dan: It doesn't matter. We're still gonna get out of here. (Sticks out his butt)
 * Sheriff Sandra: TAKE COVER, HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
 * POOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!
 * Stink appeared everywhere in the bank.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Luckily she and Puss were wearing gas masks, while everyone else started barfing, grossing out, getting watery eyes, and falling to the ground) Cut out the sick act, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: Oh, how original! Wearing gas masks! (Pinhead Larry and Duckbilled Benny are wearing gas masks as well)
 * Pinhead Larry: Seriously, Dan, you need to use that only when you're alone.
 * Dirty Dan: I thought you said it didn't bother you.
 * Duckbilled Benny: No, we said we could handle smaller farts, not nuclear farts!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Alright, enough of this. You and your kin are coming with us!
 * Dirty Dan: (All three criminals point their guns at the heroes) I don't think so! Three years of eating beans may not had stop you, but tiny speeding lead might?!"
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry and Benny started to shoot out!
 * Sheriff Sandra: DODGE! (She and Puss dodge the gunfire, and Sandra tries to finish it by lassoing them, but Pinhead Larry snips the rope) PINHEEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: It'll take more than a noose of rope to stop us. (Tries stinging Sandra, but she holds his tail away)
 * Puss: (To Duckbilled Benny) Fear me, if you dare!
 * Duckbilled Benny: Oh, I dare alright, you pitiful excuse for a feline! (Takes out a baseball bat) I dare you to die!
 * Puss:...A baseball bat? Seriously? We're not suppose to HAVE those yet?!
 * Benny: "We're not?"
 * The bat vanished into nothing.
 * Benny: "Aw, nuts! Well, at least I still have a golf club--"
 * Puss: Those aren't invented yet either. (The golf club goes away)
 * Benny: Darn it! Well, I have a hockey stick--
 * Puss: That's out. (The hockey stick disappears)
 * Benny: A nightstick--
 * Puss: Nope. (It disappears)
 * Benny: Pool cue--(It disappears) Cattle praud--(It disappears) Lightsaber--(It disappears) AW, C'MON!!!
 * Puss: Well, it looks like you're going to jail.
 * Benny: Really? (Points his gun at him) I may not have anymore melee weapons to duel you with, but at least I can finish you off with my gun! (Fires it, and Puss dodges it) STOP MOVING!!! (Fires again, and Puss dodges it again)
 * Sheriff Sandra: Yer' gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead! (Manages to punch Pinhead in the face)
 * Pinhead Larry: Watch the exo-skeleton, you furball!
 * Dirty Dan grabs a chear and attempts to knock out Sandra!
 * Pinhead Larry: Besides, an iron lung? That's a little bit overkill, isn't it?
 * Sheriff Sandra: Well, it's just an expression! (Dirty Dan appears behind her, but when Sandra smells his BO, she knows what Dan's doing, and manages to spin around, and punch him in the balls)
 * Dirty Dan: AAAOOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOWWW!!! RIGHT IN THE BELLS!!!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Seriously, Dirty Dan, do you think you can sneak up on me with all that BO? Seriously, you couldn't even sneak up on a dog with that crap!
 * Dirty Dan: "But Dogs have purrty good smelling. Even IF I didn't have my trade-mark smell, the mutt can still smell me. Dogs have super-sensitive sense of smell ya know."
 * Sandra: "Don't ya know it's a pity you know about this AND yet you choice crime still? It's a waste of knowledge in this time of wild west."
 * Dirty Dan: "Well maybe if I had better parents, we wouldn't even have this conversation!"
 * Dirty Dan and Sandra enter a fist-fight!
 * Sandra: I'm gonna skin ya' and make ya' into a pair of size-six boots, you infectious fart!
 * Dirty Dan: That'll be the day, rat-bag! (He suddenly manages to punch Sandra in the face)
 * Sandra: OOF!!! Oh, that's gonna cost you! (Steps on Dan's foot)
 * Dirty Dan: AARRRGGGHHH!!! (Sandra punches him in the stomach) OOOHHH!!! (Sandra kicks him to the ground) OOHHHH!!! I think I lost a tooth!
 * Pin-head Larry and Benny are down for the count.
 * Puss: "Well, I say this is ending better then expected."
 * Sandra: "Well, looks like your attempt to go back to the old days backfired Danny. You and yer friends should've think this through more. Your lost without Hans."
 * A laughter was heard, then suddenlty a smoke bomb appeared!
 * BOOM!
 * As the smoke screen stood, Dan, Larry, and Benny escaped, got on their horses, and fleed!
 * Puss and Sandra were able to escape the smoke.
 * Puss: "Wait it when Banditos cheat like that!"
 * Sandra: "Something tells me they ain't the only things this town has to worry about. Let's call for our steeds and follow them to their old hideout: Dead Horse Pass."
 * Puss: "Si."
 * Puss whisles, as his staillian from his spin-off movie of his exact named appeared, and got on it!
 * Puss: "Care to join?"
 * Sandra: "Thanks, but I got my own steed."
 * Sandra makes a click sound, as a silluette of a vaguely familier form appeared. It was a horse verson of Applejack. (Horses are taller and stackier then Ponies.)
 * Sandra: "Onword, Applesauce!"
 * Applesauce (Applejack as a horse): "You bet ya ma'am!" (Applesauce rides with Puss after the criminals)
 * Sandra: "Don't let them escape, but don't let them see us enither, we don't want them to try and shake us or place us into a wild goose chase to a trap!"
 * (Applejack): Wow, do I look amazing as a horse or something?
 * (SpongeBob): Well, I had no idea Sandy got these criminal characters from a comic book. I thought it was just from her wild cowgirl imagination.
 * (Sandy): SpongeBob, don't embarass me.
 * (Discord): You already are, cowgirl.
 * A poorly constructed house is seen inside the pass.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny got off of their horses and went inside the house.
 * Sandra and Puss appeared, and got off their horses.
 * Sandra: "We need to sneak in."
 * Dirty Dan: "Aw shoot, we were lucky we done didn't get shackled out there! Them Law folk are tough!"
 * Benny: "Well i reckon it is Texas after all, everythang's tough here."
 * Larry: "Uh, now what?"
 * ???: "Idjits?! That's the second time me and the Big Boss had to save you idjits?!"
 * A silluette of a four-legged stranger is seen.
 * Dirty Dan: "Sorry boss."
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be, none-other, then Quad-Limbs Hans (who looks like Hank the Mutant Frog.)
 * Hans: "What is wrong with you guys? Honestly, WHERE did I'd hired you people?! The bigger boss is getting impatient with us!"
 * Benny: "Aw gees, Quad-limbs, we done already rasutled up all the live-stock and stolen every bit of coin and dollar in nearly all of Texas. We're plumb rich at this point and never had to worry about straving again."
 * Hans: "Hey, i would've been happy with tat too, but THAT'S not exactly that major a goal for the bigger boss!"
 * Sandra AND Puss barged in!
 * Sandra: "Quad-Limbs Hans! I should've known you ain't really taking a dirt nap!"
 * Hans: "SERIOUSLY! NOW THEY'RE HERE?! But that's ok, the bigger boss planned this."
 * The same laughter from before was heard.
 * Sandra rekinised it now. It was... the one she heard, the night of a horrorable tragity. She gets flash-backs of her family house burning, as her parents are shoot by a silluetted force.
 * now, the sound of steam and clanking are heard.
 * Sandra, in fear, looks behind her, of a Steam-Punk Condor of increditable size.
 * Steam-punk Counder: "Ah, Wonde-bar. Goodintak, Sandra. I have been expecting you."
 * Sandra: "Pra-pro-pa, Professor SteamPunksten?! But, I saw you fell to your death into the firey exploudion of yer lab!"
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "No thanks to you, frauflian! Luckly, I am a reshorseful genius! As you can see, I'd repaired myself. I am still trying to speed up the progress of our modernisation though cybernetic plantation, of which has been rejected by primitive fools! One way or another, I'll realised that dream, and you, Sandra, will be defeated by my.... STEER-BOT ARMY?!"
 * SteamPunksten reveils an army of steampunk Steer.
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "Behold! What once primitive steer, are now but the first of many to become part of my perfect, cybernetic world! The bank robberies was just to lore you, my fruadline, so I'll morth you into the first SENTIENT Cyborg! Ze era of SteamPunksten, shall commence?! STEER-BOTS, CONTAIN ZE SQUIRL AND HER CAT?!"
 * The Steer-Bots charged!
 * (Discord): What a weird twist.
 * (Sandy): Well, what can I say? Science never escapes me anywhere.
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Steerbot, and spins it into more Steerbots)
 * Puss: Sheriff, when all this is done, you need to explain who the devil this condor is.
 * Sandra: Agreed. (Trips over a Steerbot, and uses amazing karate moves to take down multiple Steerbots)
 * Puss: What are these things made of, adamantium?!?
 * Professor SP: Actually, it's a metal of my own design. Mixed with silver and gold, it's got the power to withstand even the impact of a bullet.
 * Sandra: Damn, SteamPunksten, you sure went out of your league with these guys.
 * Professor SP: Yes, I'm fully aware i have lowered myself with comman crooks and have been at this for 10 years after you seemingly killed me in a stroke of luck, but sometimes, revenge is a good repealent of pride and discrimination against petty thiefs. Better then to not do anything about this, knowing that the child respondsable doing THIS to me still draws breath! Now, to make sure you don't shoot me again, my armor is made of the exact same metal my Steerbots are made of.
 * Sandra: No matter what, you won't get away with this, feathers!
 * Professor SP: (Chuckles) We'll see. (The Steerbots begin coming out of different directions)
 * Puss: We're surrounded!
 * Sandra:...(Sees a weak support, and shoots her gun on one of the Steerbots, and the bullet ricochets off the Steerbot, and strikes the support)
 * Professor SP: What? (The broken support causes the entire place to start coming down, and crushing all the Steerbots) NO! MY STEERBOTS!!! MY BEAUTIFUL STEERBOTS!!!
 * Puss: That name sounds pretty funny when you say it out loud, doesn't it? (Laughs)
 * Hans: "Aw crud?! AND I WASN'T FINISH WITH MY DEPOSTIT ON THIS PLACE?!"
 * The bad guys and good guys escape as the hideout starts to crumble?!
 * The hideout falls apart and crumbles.
 * Professor SP: "Years of Ze progress, down ze drain just like that! I'll make you pay for zhis, Sandra?!"
 * Hans: "Yeah, me too! That house belonged to my granddad, 7-limbs pete!"
 * Hans, Dan, Larry, and Benny brought out their guns, as SP brought out two chainguns out of his back!
 * Sandra: "SHOOT! TAKE COVER?!" (The both of them take cover behind a rock as the chainguns fire at them, and seemingly cause the rocks to crush them)
 * Professor SP: Well, look on the bright side, Sheriff. You'll be joining your dead crackpot father now. (Chuckles) At least we're not a lost cause. I know another place where ve can have our new hideout. It's somewhere no hero has ever went through alive. But I seem to go through it just fine. Let's go. (All the baddies leave)
 * Puss: (She and Sandra burst out of the rocks when the baddies are long gone) Pray for mercy!
 * Sandra: Professor SteamPunksten. He was the worse varmit that had ever existed this side of Texas.
 * Puss: Okay, before we go through this sparse adventure, can you PLEASE tell me who this SteamPunkster is?
 * Sandra: (Sighs)...Well, my first encounter with SteamPunksten was all too horrible. It all started when I was only 9 years old...
 * (Sandra): I was livin' with my Ma and Pa on a ranch in the middle of a nice town. One thing I liked about it was my Pa. He was the greatest inventor ever. He had a breakfast-making machine that made the one in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang look like something out of the Middle Ages. He had been creating all kinds of fancy gizmoes in his days, which was what inspired me to be just like him. But something was up. He had massive competition with a condor named Mr. Talbot. This particular condor was my Pa's competition for one thing: he was much more smarter than my Pa was. At the time, I thought he was just a silly and rude bird who was downright jealous. But things changed when my Pa was working on fancy robotics that would replace lost limbs or body parts. 'Prosthetics' as Pa called it. I was amazed at the design, and I knew I would continue his legacy if something were to happen to him. Then, I was shocked when I overheard that Mr. Talbot was planning to steal my Pa's technology, and claim he came up with it himself by murdering him. I tried to warn him, but by the time I got there...*sniff* it was too late. The house was engulfed in flames. My parents were killed. Then just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
 * Dr. Talbot: Well, well, well! What do we have here? (He appears in a previous design of his armor, and no cybernetic implants) It's that pest squirrel's daughter, Sandra. I certainly won't have you reporting this to the authorities! So I hav eno choice but to kill you, too. (Takes out a shotgun)
 * Sandra: Mr. Talbot, how could you do this to me?!? Stealin' my Pa's technology because you just couldn't help but feel greedy about it?
 * Dr. Talbot: Don't call me that any longer, kid! My name is now Professor SteamPunksten.
 * Sandra:...(Laughs hysterically) That's the stupidest name I've ever heard! (Laughs until she barely avoids a shot from the shotgun)
 * Professor SP: I'll make you eat those words, you idiotic child! (Reloads his shotgun, and Sandra runs away screaming as she dodges multiple bullets) HOLD STILL!
 * Sandra: "Sorry, the whole "Your gonna kill me" thing makes it diffitcult to do such!"
 * Professor SP: Well, no matter. In 60 seconds, you'll be dead! (Fires his shotgun, but misses) Come back here! (They run all the way to his lab)
 * Sandra: Please, Mr. Funny Name, don't do this! I won't tell anybody, I swear!
 * Professor SP: That's right. You won't. See you in heaven, Sandra! (Tries shooting Sandra down, but finds out he has run out of bullets) Damn, no more bullets!
 * Sandra: HAH! (Climbs across some pipes)
 * Professor SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Starts flying after her)
 * Sandra: (Climbs to the bottom area and appears to be cornered, with Professor SP taking out a small pistol)
 * Professor SP: Climbing won't save you now, kid! Say bye-bye! (Sandra suddenly kicks the gun out of his wing, and shoots straight through his armor, with blood spewing out of his body) ARRGGHHH!!! URRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Sandra: Alright, you rat-munching beakface! I'm gonna make sure you pay for what you did to my parents here and now! (Shoots one of the lab's power plants, causing a chain reaction) Happy trails, partner! (Runs out)
 * Professor SP: Grrghh!...YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, CHILD!!! I WILL BE BACK!!! (He is unable to get up with his injuries, and the lab explodes with him inside when Sandra finally finds cover)
 * (Sandra): I lost everything I valued that day. My parents, my dream, and my Pa's work. *sniff* My life was perfect until, what just happened..... And that's what led to me being a Sheriff.
 * Sandra: (Barely crying)...I just never expected he would return like he is now, or at all. *sniff* He killed my parents all because of HIS LOUSY TECHNOLOGY!!! (Starts crying)
 * Puss:...That's horrible, mi amigo.
 * Sandra: "But, I'll admit i wasn't any better. An Injin Shamen told me so. Revenge will only make your heart and soul empty. Revenge, would've made me worse then Talbot. So, i tried everything to move on, and truely be better then him. But..... Moving on, after an exspearience like that...... I am still in truma from it."
 * Puss: "Sinorita..... I been there before. I was an orphan once and have been met with series of tragities that didn't made me any better then the criminals of my contry. But then, I was met with an old goat from china calling herself a soothsayer, showed me the way, through a simple saying."
 * Sandra: What's that?
 * Puss: She told me that whatever happened in our past doesn't really matter. The only thing that truely matters is what lies in your future. What you choose to be.
 * Sandra:...You're right. I gotta put my past behind me. I need to stop SP from doing...whatever he plans to do.
 * Puss: Well, that's something we'll find out soon.
 * Sandra: The first thing is where they're hiding next. I heard SP say that he has a hideout that no hero has ever been able to reach. What place do you think he's talking about?
 * Puss: No lo se. There's plenty of deadly places in Texas, I don't even know which one SP would decide to hide. He'd need water, a source of metal, a number of dead bodies to use for experiments, some heat and chemicals, and a way to make sure nobody returns alive.
 * Sandra: Hmm...water, metal, bodies, heat, chemicals...well, there's only one place I know that has that kind of stuff. But I'm not sure it's the perfect place. I'm not even sure if he would even considered...... (Gulp), Hell Texas Gordge.
 * Puss: "I actselly heard of that place. Not even the mose desperate of Banditos would EVER want to go there! The land is believed to be home, of the reaper itself."
 * Sandra: "Well, SP is possabilty not like most outlaws. Because of how many would normally stay clear of that area, it's actselly more perfect then we would except for him. Not even the bravest lawmen would go near there. Heck, even I get the goosebumps just thinking about that place."
 * Puss: "I been to many haszordious lands before. And survived. I can handle another challnage of nature's twisted design."
 * Sandra: "But here's the thing: there's something about the land that makes horses into instend yellow belly cowards! They start to freak out and run away from it."
 * Puss: "Perhaps, they know the land is not safe for them. Which means we can't risk our horses to go there."
 * Sandra: "Luckly, the Mayor is an old friend of my dad's. He kept one of his old inventions, a weird flying machine. We can take the horses back to town, and talk to the Mayor."
 * Puss: "Alchorse, but we also need a map that actselly has Hell Texas Gordge marked into it."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Con sarnit?! People have REALLY sent in angry latters on what Dan and those varmits had done to this town! I hoped Sandra finally comes in here and say she got the criminals right where she wants them!"
 * Crip Bat: "Yeah, cause it's starting to get bad in here! Even other towns are suffering from this cause of the dissappearence of steers and cattle!"
 * Bat-Vision: Yeah, they need to be thrown in the slammer! I can't even feel part of my brain thanks to those sons of--(BZZAT!!!) My name is Inigo Montaya! You killed my father, prepare to die! (BZZAT!!!)--bitches!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit:...Okay.
 * Crip Bat: "Well, at least it can't get worse then this."
 * Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss) Mayor, we've got loads to tell you! Quad-Limbs Hans is alive.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: (Sighs) It just did.
 * Puss: Not just that, but the murderer of Sandra's parents, Professor SteamPunksten, is still alive, and leading the entire thing.
 * Bat-Vision: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
 * Sandra: I'd like to explain everything, but I think they're hiding in Hell Texas Gorge.
 * Crip Bat: Really? Only an idiot would go in there!
 * Sandra: "Well Punksteamsten ain't no local moron! I think he may've found a rare safe path into that death valley."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "If he did, then he really is a genius! Well, it's less likely they'll bring horses due to the rumor that equines are scared poopless of that place!"
 * Puss: "Poopless?"
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well I didn't wanted to be crude and cuss, do i?"
 * Sandra: "Well, that's why I'm here. I figured that since our horses would be frighten even being within a mile of that arce of death traps, i was wondering if you still had my Pa's old flying invention."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well, good news is, I did.... The bad...... Well, it kinda got old and rusty cause i never used it cause i didn't know how to! It's just a holder of a cobweb and dust collection now."
 * Puss: "Well, i think it just needs to be fixed up abit and it'll be good as new."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Er, well, I know two invertors from out of town capable of doing such a thing... Problem is, they tend to be.... Mighty strange. Dr. Hat and Professor March. They actselly used to be your Pa's teachers, back when they were of sound mind. They're all about basing their inventions on, tea for some concarn it reason."
 * Sandra: My best guess is that they got drunk on strong tea.
 * Puss: Indeed. They drunk too much of it.
 * Bat-Vision: How do we find them?
 * Crip Bat: Yeah, they could be anywhere in this desert.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: They're somewhere in the town right nextdoor. (They look to see how big the nearby town is)
 * Sandra:...You have GOT to be kidding me! It's the size of Manhatten!!!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Don't worry, they lived in the highest tower in a private room. The service boys only let those with this pass through (brings out a pass). So here, use this pass, and you'll be able to get to Dr. Hat and Prof. March. Be careful, Blackjaw Jack is on the loose there and soughts to get even with them after an invention of theirs destroyed his original jaw, and in it's place, as rumors fortold, an injin spell gave him the lower jaw of a injin demon. It made Black Jaw crazy and voilent ever since. So far, Blackjaw remained absint, but, if those doctors ever come out of their protacted Tower, it's garrentied to be more crazyier then a donner party over there."
 * Puss: "Then we must act fast!"
 * Puss and Sandra got out, got on their horses, and rode off!
 * Sandra: "Let me handle the servicemen."
 * A servicemen notices Sandra and Puss heading his way.
 * Servicemen: "May I help you miss? This is a private building... Impourent people, only."
 * Puss: We ARE important people.
 * Sandra: I'm the Sheriff of the town right next door.
 * Serviceman: Sheriff Sandreas? Well, it doesn't matter. No one goes through without a pass.
 * Sandra: You wanna pass? (Takes out the pass) You got it.
 * Serviceman: Well...not sure how you got this pass, but beggers can't be choosers. Go right in. (Sandra and Puss go inside where they see the March Hare in a red business suit and a dark brown cowboy hat, and Mad Hatter in a cowboy version of his hat, and wearing a yellow business suit. Both of them were drinking tea, as usual)
 * March Hare: You know the best thing about tea? It somehow seems to make me feel 20 years old.\
 * Mad Hatter: Me, too. But it makes me feel younger. Probably...18.
 * March Hare: Do you think it makes us kick ass like Popeye or the Sugar Bear?
 * Mad Hatter: Well, let's see. (Gulps some tea, and punches March Hare in a millisecond) HAH! It does!
 * March Hare: (His teeth had fallen out) I...good punch!
 * Sandra: Dr. Hat? Professor March? (The both of them notice her)
 * Dr. Hat: What the--?!? Who the hell are you?
 * Sandra:...You guys don't recognize me, do you?
 * Professor March: All I remember about you is your outfit. It makes me think about Lone Ranger. Besides, it's very rude to drop by without informing us first.
 * Dr. Hat: I'll say it's rude! It's very very rude indeed!
 * Puss: Our apologies.
 * Sandra: Guys, it's me, Sandra. (The professors are confused)...Manny Cheeks' daughter?...He died in a housefire?...
 * Professor March: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) THE INVENTOR!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, right...I still don't get it.
 * Puss: These guys are wackos!
 * Dr. Hat: "Wait, was he that nice squirl kid from our old class who was rivals with that, abnormally large, vulture guy? Nmae going by, Talbot? HIM, I remember for some reason."
 * Prof. March: "That same rat who did, something to us as revenge for calling his exspeariments insane and unetchical?"
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, I bet it has something to do with (takes off his hat) This nasty bump! (Reveils a very nasty bump.)"
 * Sandra: "Dang!"
 * Dr. Hat places his hat back on.
 * Dr. Hat: "Well thank goodness he's out of our lives for good."
 * Puss: Well, not exactly. He's alive.
 * Prof. March: WHAT?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah! I thought Sandra blew him up right after shooting him...when she was too young to be using a gun for that matter.
 * Prof. March: Too bad we can't arrest her for that since she's above the law...wait, I think that came out wrong.
 * Sandra: Well, it was 70% self-defense, but we're kind of burying the lead here. We think he's hiding somewhere in Hell Texas Gorge, the most dangerous place this side of Texas, and coincidentally, the most brilliant hiding place.
 * Prof. March: Well, what do you need us for? Care for a cup of tea?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it makes you fight like a gorilla! (Puss face palms himself)
 * Sandra: Well, since we can't ride our horses into the gorge since they're scared stiff of the place, our only chance is using my Pa's old flyin' machine.
 * Dr. Hat: You mean the Leonardo?
 * Prof. March: The Leonardo? He's been dead for hundreds of years, stupid!
 * Dr. Hat: No, it's a flyin' machine Sandra's father had been working on. We just named it that because...because...I forget. (Puss face palms again)
 * Sandra: Because Leonardo DaVinci made the first theories and drawings of a flying machine?
 * Dr. Hat: No, that's not it. (Puss face palms himself AGAIN!)
 * Puss: Total wackos!
 * Sandra: So do you think you guys still have the skills to help us?
 * Prof. March: I do not know!
 * Dr. Hat: "But that doesn't mean we can't try! So, where's that old goat of a machine?"
 * Puss: "It's still with the Mayor in the town not to far from here."
 * Sandra: "But first, let's clean the clock of that Blackjaw character and-"
 * A roar was heard!
 * ???: "HAT!? MARCH?!"
 * A brutal fist smashed though the wall!
 * A huge, brutal croc in a cowboy hat, a ripped sleveless shirt, and a spirtical, black, beastly looking jaw on his face, stood before the shocked group.
 * Blackjaw Jack: "HAT?! MARCH?! YOUR STUPID ROBOTIC TOOTHBRUSH RUINED ME?! I HAD TO EMBRACED AN INJIN'S CURSE CAUSE OF IT?! I'LL BREAK YOUR SKULLS FOR THIS?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BREAK OUR SKULLS?!"
 * Prof. March jumped into Hat!
 * Prof. March: "Careful! He's stark, raving mad!"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "WELL AIN'T THAT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Now, now, Jackie, be reasonable!"
 * Prof. March: "How's about a spot of tea?"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "I'M GONNA BREAK BONES IN PLACES YOU COULDN'T BE ABLE TO REALISE YOU HAVE, YOU MANAICAL IDIOTIC TWATS?!"
 * Blackjaw Jack roared as he chased around Hat and March!
 * Sandra: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BLACKJERK!!! (Points her gun at him)
 * Blackjaw: Well, if it isn't Sheriff Sandreas and her douchey sidekick!
 * Puss: OOH! I AM GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A PAIR OF CROCODILE-SKIN BOOTS!!!
 * Blackjaw: (Dubbed as Humpty) UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!
 * Sandra: Get your hands up where I can see 'em, you green piece of armor!
 * Blackjaw stomps on the room, causing the entire building to quake and break!
 * The floor breaks open and cracks, as if there were an earthquake!
 * Sandra: "LOOK OUT?!"
 * Prof. March: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Blackjaw: In about 5 minutes, this tower will come collapsing to the ground harder than a meteorite! Let's hope you all can survive. (Cackles, grabs a rug, jumps off the building, and uses the rug as a parachute)
 * Puss: HOLY FRIJOLES!!! THE WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, this crocodile has been drinking a boatload of tea!
 * Prof. March: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, TEA DOESN'T MAKE YOU STRONG, IT MAKES YOU RETARDED!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Okay, you don't have to yell about it.
 * Sandra: Let's get out of here, NOW!!! And i Know just how to do it!?
 * Sandra grabs Puss, Hat, and March, and jumps out of the building, and aiming torwords Blackjaw!
 * Blackjaw was laughing in victory, thinking he finally got his revenge!
 * Blackjaw: "I showed those idiotic weirdos one two! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
 * Sandra: "HEY PURSE-FOR-BRAINS?!"
 * Blackjaw: "Huh?"
 * Sandra snags the rug Blackjaw was using and uses it as a parachute!
 * Blackjaw: "...... I hate squirls...."
 * Blackjaw fell down very quickly, screaming as he struggled to hopelessly stay aflout!
 * Blackjaw: AARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!--(Crashes to the ground, leaving a huge croc-shaped hole in the ground)...Ow!
 * Sandra: (She, Puss, Dr. Hat, and Prof. March each hold a side of the rug, and glide gracefully and safely down to the ground) Yeah! We did it!
 * Puss: WHOO-HOO!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Thank goodness. At least I still have some tea left in my hat. (Takes a teapot and a cup out, and drinks some tea) Oh, yeah! That's the stuff!
 * Blackjaw: You...haven't beaten me!...(Gets out of the hole beat and dazed)...I'm...as hard as steel! I mean, I JUST SURIVIVED A FALL FROM A VERY TALL BUILDING!? THAT IS TOUGH! TEXAS TOUGH?! MORDEMANADASAMOROMOOMOO MOO!"
 * Sandra: "Pardon?"
 * Blackjaw: "Chicken...... butt."
 * Blackjaw falls flat into his face!?
 * Puss: "Is, he dead?"
 * Sandra feels his pluse.
 * Sandra: "No, but he is unconjustus. He could be out for awhile. He might be out long enough for me to cuff him."
 * ???: "No need, Miss Sandra."
 * An Eel Sheruff (that looks like Axle in cowboy attire), appeared.
 * Eel Sheruff: "This butt-hole is on my juristicktion. So saids Sheruff Oval."
 * Sandra: "Oh, sure thing. I got bigger meat to fry anyway. Come on fellers."
 * Sandra wistles for her horse Applesauce.
 * Applesauce: YEEHAH, let's blow this joint! (Sandra and Prof. March hop on Applesauce while Puss and Dr. Hat hop on the other horse)
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, it's been a while since I last rode on a horse. (The horses take off, and Oval cuffs up the unconscious Blackjaw)
 * Oval:...Ugh, that jaw gives me the creeps!
 * Prof. March: Wow, the Leonardo really looks different than when we last saw it. (The Leonardo, a winged copter-packed flying machine, was rusted up and a bit broken)
 * Dr. Hat: Not to mention it looked a bit black.
 * Prof. March: I actually think it was white.
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, yeah, it WAS white.
 * Sandra: So what do you boys think? Think you can make this gizmo take to the air?
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, we might need to replace a few parts, but after oh say 6 to nine minutes, or maybe an hour or so depending on other things, I think we can get Leo flight worthy again."
 * Sandra: Well, that's good.
 * Puss: Knowing them, they might make it look like a flying teacup.
 * Sandra: Oh, Puss, don't be rediculous. They may be insane, but they're still intelligent. They'll have the Leo fixed up faster than a barefoot jackrabbit crossin' a four-lane highway.
 * Dr. Hat: Wrench? (Sandra hands him the wrench, and he uses it for a while)...Screwdriver...Corkscrew...Tea (Sandra dumps tea in his mouth)...
 * Prof. March: (Checks a copter-propellor's integrity, and it spins pretty well) Perfect!
 * Dr. Hat: How are them propellor-packs, March?
 * Prof. March: As good as they'll ever be.
 * Dr. Hat: Great. Just one last touch...
 * Sandra: Uh...wow. (The Leonardo is now fixed, but has parts that look like teacups)...
 * Puss: Told you!
 * Dr. Hat: Our best work in years.
 * Sandra:...Well, better than nothing, I s'pose.
 * Sandra and Puss got on the device.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Good Luck Sandra, and be careful!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Just flip the switch and your ready to go!"
 * Sandra:...Okay...(Does that, and the Leonardo copter-packs begin spinning)...Well, it's functional, that's a good thing. Now let's see if it can fly.
 * Puss: Let's spin this wheel. (The Leonardo starts moving, darting straight forward towards a hill)
 * Sandra: C'mon, ol' timer, you can do it. (They continue going forward) Here we go...(Then, they dart forward off the hill, and the Leonardo starts flying) Whoa!...(Chuckles) It works!
 * Dr. Hat: IT WORKS!!! (Laughs)
 * Bat-Vision: (Singing) Think of a wonderful thought, Any merry little thought, Think of Christmas, think of snow--(BZZAT!!!)
 * Prof. March: We're gonna be FAMOUS!!!
 * Crip-Bat: What? What do you mean 'You're' gonna be famous?
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Sandra's father built the thing, so HE should get all the credit.
 * Dr. Hat: They do have a point, March. We didn't build it, we just fixed it.
 * Prof. March: Oh, yeah...Well, he's dead, anyway, so no luck with that.
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it'll take a couple more years for someone else to come up with it.
 * Crip-Bat: Well, the important thing is they're flying. (The Leonardo flies off into the distance)
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies over a huge gorge, where blackness consumes it)...Well, we're here.
 * Puss: Looks pretty deep.
 * Sandra: If by deep, you mean over 142 1/2 ft, then yes, it IS pretty deep.
 * Puss: Ay carumba! 147 1/2 ft?
 * Sandra: Yep. 147 1/2 ft.
 * Puss: Well, let's just get down there. We don't have that much fuel left, so we'll have to make a safe land inside that gorge.
 * Sandra: Easier done than said. (Pulls the Leonardo down into the gorge, and it seems pretty dark, but the Leonardo's lantern lights give them good sight of it)
 * Puss: (Sniffs the air) UHHGH! It reeks down here! It smells like Dirty Dan just barfed on his own poop and put in some garlic and rotten cheese.
 * Sandra: Must be the odor of the many toxins inside the gorge. But it doesn't seem to bother me.
 * Puss: Uggh...
 * Sandra: You okay, Puss?
 * Puss: (Barfs down the gorge)...Ugghh!
 * Sandra: That's gross!
 * Puss: "I can't help it that it doesn't exactly smell like a baskit of roses! I think another reason why horses are afraid of this place cause THIS PLACE STINKS?!"
 * Sandra: "Can't say i blame them." (They reach the bottom, where it looks like a wasteland, with acid pools, water, metal parts, lava pits, and dead trees and shrubs) Shee-yooh! This place is hotter than a desert durin' a mass firestorm on a hot summer day.
 * Puss: I'll say. Even my sweat has sweat comin' out of it.
 * Sandra: Yeah, let's just land. (They land on the ground right in a metal graveyard)
 * Puss: Yeesh, this place gives me the creeps. (A bellowing noise is heard, and Puss freaks out) WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Sandra: Oh, stop being a frady cat. Let's go find SteamPunksten and bring him to justice...wherever he is. (Suddenly, a few vents puff some acrid gases) Eww! This place is disgustin'!
 * Puss: We'll also need to get some more fuel for the Leonardo in case we win so we can get the hell out of here.
 * Sandra: Well, we'll surely find gas here. Not the gas gas, the fuel gas. (They walk through the gorge)
 * Unknown to them, a mysterious robed stranger with a sythe was watching them.
 * Puss and Sandra see it.
 * Puss: "I am going to make a very wild guess that this place is SteamPunksten's base."
 * Sandra: "That old buzzard was never the one for subtilty."
 * Puss; So...how do we get inside? (He points out that the entrance is locked with huge complex locks and is in front of a bridge surrounded by pools of water)
 * Sandra: Well...I did learn a few things about locks during my years of law-enforcement, so...I think I can tell how to open it. (Inspects the door)...Hmm...Uggh, this lock is WAY too complex for even me to decipher. It's locked up tighter than a vault full of jewels. (Slips on a puddle of water) WHOA!!! (She falls into the pool of water)
 * Puss: (Sighs) You are kidding me! (Runs up on the bridge) Sandra?...Sandra?...SANDRA?!?
 * Sandra: (Resurfaces, and gasps for air)...Whoo, that surely knocked the fur right off of me. But I think we don't need to use the door to get inside.
 * Puss: Why not?
 * Sandra: Because I saw a water vent under here. It's likely it'll lead us into SP's fortress.
 * Puss: Are you suggesting we SWIM there?
 * Sandra: Uh, yeah! It's underwater, isn't it?
 * Puss: But, I, uh, can't swim.
 * Sandra: "..... Darn! Forgot! Cats hate water! You know, your lucky your a lawman in a land where the nearest beach is 600 or so miles away, cause if villains ever deside to escape the contry through boat and water, there would be ALOT more criminals and crimes in Mexico."
 * Puss: ".... I know. My naterol cat fear of water would one day be the downfall of my career and livelyhood.... And it almost did once...."
 * (Puss): I was chaseing a Varmit by the name of Cheating Slithereen, one of those, rare fem fatale outlaws. She had just seducted the bank tellers to give in the money though siren-like charms, and a taunting yet, seductive voice. She had a, complincated and tragic history of being a victim of a voilent devorce from a corrupt Mayor, who got even with him the wrong way, by giving him, a venomated kiss of death.... Oh, and uh, She was a rattle-snake by the way. She became quickly imfamous as among the few female outlaws of the wild west, and often, she became, as her earned nick-name goes by, "The Shamer of Sheriffs", cause often in these times, Sheruffs were men, and they fell victim to her seductive charms like bees to a flower, and leave them looking like stupidos. I was the only one who was ammuned to her charms, mainly because, i find bad girls to be abit of a turn-off. She was very fast for a rattle snake, but i was not far behind! Eventally, we went into one of texas' rare selection of woods into the further unexplored west, near the norourious cat-hating tribe of indians called The Wankomandomuttos, or simply, "They who prefer Dogs." in their tongue. Natrolly, they seek their best dogs and dog masters onto me! After an epic struggle against anti-cat natives, i finally caught up with Siltereen... But, even if she could not charm me like a fool, she dishonored me in another way. She dived into a lake! My natoral fear of water prevented me to go after her. She was recovered by her pet eagle, escaped into the sunset, and the last thing she did, was winked at me. The faith from my people, and the normally reasonable mayor, had dimineshed.
 * The Mayor: "I am sorry Puss, i mean no harsh words, but your failure, cannot be ignored. Better and more famous men had fallened before, so, it should've been expected you didn't do any better. This will not cost you your job.... But, i will have to send you into Texas, under the partnership of Miss Sandra, until you can find your confindence again, and, if possable, became the first cat to become un-afraid of water. Please understand that I don't want the scum of socity to start getting the idea of using water as protaction against you if they desired to come after us. A replacement here will look over things while your gone. I wish you luck, Puss."
 * Puss only sighed, then nodded in agreement. He knows the desidion is final.
 * Sandra:...Yikes...Well, I don't exactly know what to tell you, Puss. This is pretty much the only way we'll get inside. The door is locked up hard, and this water vent may be our only chance. So, I'll just carry you.
 * Puss:...Carry me? Are you serious?
 * Sandra: Yeah, sure.
 * Puss: But...don't people usually swim better with their arms...or maybe even BOTH of their arms?
 * Sandra: Well, when you catch some criminals like Goldfish Gordon, or Bull Shark Bart, you learn a few things.
 * Puss:...(Sighs) Fine. But this better go quick.
 * Sandra: Oh, don't worry 'bout it. Just hold your breath. (Catches Puss)...Alright, this is our best chance.
 * Puss:...I don't really know about this--
 * Sandra: Too late! (They both dive down)
 * Puss: (Jumps out of the water) REEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWRRRRRR!!!! (Sandra pulls him back down)
 * The duo were still being watched by the robed stranger, who seemingly walked another way, seemingly turning transparent.
 * Robotic steampunk construto-trons are seen working about.
 * A constructo-bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's off to work i go!"
 * It wistles in theme!
 * Construto-Bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho!"
 * Another Construto-bot: "Dude, you were asked not to do anymore singing! He didn't deside you to be a saloon singer!"
 * Constructo-Bot #1: Sorry.
 * Constructo-Bot #3: CB-25? You might wanna see this. (Constructo-Bot #2 (CB-25), comes over to see that Sandra and Puss are swimming down the water vent)
 * CB-25: Intruders. CB-84, initiate emergency flush protocol.
 * CB-84: Right away. (Presses a button)
 * Sandra: (She continues swimming, trying to hold a struggling Puss, "Uggh, if this keeps up, we'll surely drown. I need to find a source of air, and fast.") (She looks around to see a hole, "Bingo!", she swims towards the hole, and manages to reach it, as she and Puss gasp for air)
 * Puss: GET ME OUT OF HERE--(Blurbs as his mouth gets stuck in the water)
 * Sandra: WOULD YOU HOLD YOUR HORSES, AND SHUT YER' TRAP?!? Just remain calm. If you just begin squirming like a worm on a hook, you'll make yourself drown, let alone me.
 * Puss: Easy for YOU to say! This is the first time I've been trapped by this stuff.
 * Sandra: Just shut up and inflate yer' balloons. (Holds her breath)
 * Puss: Aw, shi--(They go down again)
 * Sandra: (Puss continues to panic, but Sandra covers his mouth, and signals him to keep quiet, and Puss nodds 'yes')...Hmmph! (They continue swimming until a tremor is heard) Hmm?
 * Puss: UUMMPPHH!!! (Starts panicing again until Sandra slaps him) (They are suddenly pushed by a water current, and start spinning through the water as they manage to get a few gulps of air when their faces gets out of water)
 * CB-84: (They see Puss and Sandra being pushed through the vent) Wheeee...
 * Sandra and Puss were practicly screaming underwater.
 * The water vent shot them out like a bottled rocket, then Sandra and Puss slammed head-first to a pile of bones!
 * BLAM! CLUTTER!
 * Puss and Sandra are humorious in bone like attire.
 * Puss: "Is there a possability that maybe this place has a backdoor?"
 * Sandra: "......... Don't...... Push it."
 * CB-84: "Well, that's that then."
 * CB-25: "Sir, should we inform the Professor about this? I think those two may be trouble."
 * Cb-84: "He might be busy remaking a new Steer-bot army, but, i'll do what i can."
 * CB-84 goes to find SteamPunksten.
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)...How humiliating.
 * Sandra: Well, look on the bright side, at least you showed a little bit of confidence down there.
 * Puss: Are you kidding? We were practically screaming the bubbles out of ourselves down there!!! We could've died!
 * Sandra: Yeah, well at least I'm not a cat, and I took several swimming lessons when I was young!
 * Puss: Hah, look who's talking! I know squirrels in real life are capable of swimming across lakes like a dog can.
 * Sandra: Well, I know some cats can swim, but I know they aren't fond of water like YOU are!
 * Puss: HAH! Cats don't swim! (Sighs) Why wasn't I born as a dog, or a beaver, or even a dolphin for that matter?
 * Sandra: I don't wanna get into this argument, Puss! We need to get inside! Whoever initiated the water current is sure to know we're onto SP, so we need to act fast.
 * ???: Perhaps I could be of some service.
 * Puss: "Look, stranger, we are perfectly capable of figuring this out ourse-"
 * Puss sees the robed stranger
 * Puss screamed like a cat, and jumps into Sandra's head!
 * Sandra: "The reaper himself?!"
 * The stranger, now reveiled to be the reaper, stood before them.
 * Sandra: "Now, before you do anything, reapery, do acknowledge-"
 * Reaper: "I know well it is not yet your time. I am here, for a different reason. You see, horses fear the gordge not just because of, a few bad smells and the hazords of this land. It is also, a link, into an underworld of the Mansopeia Tribe."
 * Puss: "Mansopeia? Or in their tongue, "The tribe who speak for the dead"?"
 * Reaper: "Persisly. (The reaper reveils himself to be an indian simular to Chakashi.) The Mansopeia were the only tribe capable of communicating, controlling, even becoming part of the dead itself. I am but one of many reapers of the dead, some been around, longer then others. This pratice has a controverseal history. Men in medevil times, called it "Necromancy", which is why the Mansopeia were viewed, so negitivly by the settlers, even when the Mansopeia had no hostile intentions or feelings torwords them. The Mansopeia were forced to become underworld spirits to avoid the same prosicution, that went after other tribes, peaceful or warmongering. I have the position as reaper, and becoming amoral, i have learned to do my spirit granted duty, even to those who died, untimely. But on rare occations, some spirts of the deceased, mostly malvolent or ones who seek justice for their deaths, often escape the underworld becoming more powerfuler thanks to the Mansopeia's magic surrounding the realm. Talbot, had both revenge and malvolent intentions in mind. He escaped as what he became: a skelical, cursed monster of bone and fire, and thanks to the magic, he used it to fused with the metal of settlers foolish enough to had come here. He even steals back their lost souls, and turns them into machines far more advance then what settler machinery was truely capable of. He even joined forces with a frog with extra limbs who had faked his death, so he can hide out in the gorgde as a attempt to retire, but was talked back to commit crimes once again, and eventally included the other rouge settlers into Talbot's plan for revenge on, not just you, Sandra... but on thosed who dared mocked and question his insanity of what he implied of turning living things, into automatronic, abominations of science. The likes of other inventors, polotisions, even those he had thought to be his family. Even in death, Talbot seeks to make his ambition happen, whether the living wants it or not. Not even the lawless will be safe from him, espeically not those who partnered with him. He may very well planned to make them part of his automatic abominating army as well. He could destroy, the balence of life and death itself, because of a misfornate, personal tragity, of the one woman he loved, dying from sickness, inspiring to think becoming automatrons will bring an end of sickness and death, but others feaed him cause of being viewed insane and unehtical."
 * Puss: "Not to mention because Socity is so obcessed with looks."
 * Sandra: So you're saying that SP wasn't retrieved, and replaced with prosthetic implants? He was...part of a necromantic takeover?
 * Reaper: Indeed. Now, as for me, Talbot doesn't seem to have any concern for me. He thinks I'm nothing but an outcast. But I've been eyeing him ever since he was resurrected. He began stealing technology from scientists all across Texas, and using them to create this fortress. Everything you know about his technology he stole from scientists. The tough metal, the Steer-Bots, his chaingun implants, his machinery, everything. He's even stolen something that is sure to help him rule not just Texas, but also the world. You know those rumors about a creature called the Thunderbird?
 * Sandra: Rings a bell.
 * Reaper: Legend says that the bird is a magical creature which creates thunderstorms just by flying. And it does. The Thunderbird was the guardian of the entrance to our realm, and has been out in the real world many times. Now, it has been corrupt into Talbot's pet and we had no choice but to lock it inside a prison sealed by necromantic powers. That certain prison is located somewhere in the fortress.
 * Sandra: That means...SP must be trying to free it.
 * Reaper: That is correct. What he has stolen is an ancient artifact that we accidentally left in your world hundreds of years ago. The Portus Lock of the Thunderbird. It's what keeps the Thunderbird locked up.
 * Puss: Wow, as if his Steer-Bots and his robotic nightmares weren't bad enough.
 * Reaper: Those robots are just like average minions. Talbot has to have some help if he wants to free the Thunderbird. Now, I've been trying to find a way to stop him since he found the Portus Lock. But now that you're here, I think you can help me.
 * Sandra: We'll do whatever it takes. Right, Puss?
 * Puss: Yes.
 * Sandra: Just tell us what to do.
 * Reaper: Well, here's how the lock works: As you know, there is not much light down here since the Gorge is so deep. But with his stolen technology, Talbot has learned how to use dozens of mirrors to reflect light down to the fortress where the light will hit the middle of the Portus Lock when it is inserted into the socket. When that happens, the prison will open, and the Thunderbird will be free.
 * Sandra: Well then we gotta do something fast. It's...(Checks a clock, and sees the time)...1:00 AM. It'll turn light in 6 hours.
 * Puss: The only question now is how we get inside.
 * Reaper: Well, the same way you went through last time. In the water. There's a safer way. A way, less monitered by the unfortnate souls trapped in their robotic prisons... But, i must inform you that, it's less monitered for a reason. It is at a place of very needed privatcy, where the living goes when..... Nature calls."
 * Puss: "..... ARE YOU TELLING ME WE HAVE TO NOT ONLY GO INTO WATER, BUT INTO TOLIET WATER THROUGH BATHROOMS?!"
 * Reaper: "Sometimes the safer way isn't always the "Cleanest" way. But you must act quickly. Cause of your last attempt, it's only a matter of time before Talbot knows your still among the living, and he will seek to ensure that you will be met with an untimely end."
 * Puss: "...... (Meows upsettingly), I just hope it's never at or near the toilet Dirty Dan uses!"
 * Reaper: (Pointing at another pool of water, which is a bit filthy, but thanks to SP's stolen technology, is being filtered)...Here it is. It's being filtered by those huge pumps over there. (Points at the pumps)
 * Sandra: You mean them things that look like train whistles?
 * Reaper: Yeah. But I should also warn you that unlike the last tunnel you swam through, there won't be any sources of air. So you'll have to use these. (Hands them small devices) They're one of the many forms of technology stolen by Talbot. It's a device that a certain scientist has been working on as a way to breathe underwater.
 * Sandra: It looks more like a centrifuge.
 * Reaper: That's what it is. It's a device that uses a spinning centrifuge designed like a propellor to create low-pressure in the center, and allow oxygen to push straight into your mouth when you breathe in and let out your breath when you let it out.
 * Sandra: Well, holly-wolly-ding-dang-do! That's downright amazin'!
 * Reaper: You'll also need to wear these. (Takes out some safety goggles) Not every part of the sewage line is filtered, so you need to keep your eyes protected.
 * Puss:...Thanks for the tip. Got anything for keeping ourselfs clean from this, shall I say, sewage?
 * Reaper: "Sadly, wetsuits aren't suppose to exist yet. Settlers are not yet interested in diving into the sea."
 * Puss: "..... How ironic. The used the rules of time against one of the outlaws, and it bites me in the butt at the end."
 * Reaper: I've also got a message for the little hydrophobe. He shouldn't be scared of water. I witnessed your problem myself. So, I have this to tell you. And listen closely, because I will not repeat it.
 * Puss: Okay, shoot.
 * Reaper: Here it is...Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. When you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue.
 * Puss: Say what now?
 * Reaper: That is all. Now go, you don't have much time. (Disappears)
 * Puss:...What the hell was THAT all about?
 * Sandra: Well, it's not every day people throw riddles at us. Espeically one as strange as this. Anyway, bout time we get agoing.
 * Puss: "(Sigh), very well, for the good of el law, I'll face down water like a great foe."
 * Puss: (Underwater with Sandra while grabbing onto her breathing heavily through the centrifuge device. Sandra just shoved him off, and grabbed him with her arms)
 * Sandra: ("Cats these days!", They suddenly entered an unfiltered area as Puss is shocked with disgust. Sandra just sighed as bubbles escaped through her centrifuge, and they carried on)
 * Puss: (Is starting to get sick)
 * Sandra: MMM-MMM!!! (She nodded 'no' to him)
 * Puss: (Nodds a 'yes', and swallows his vomit, and stays still, "Stay calm, Puss. It's just water. Filthy, disgusting, water! It won't hurt you...much.")
 * Sandra: ("How far is this sewage line?!?", she then swam right to a 4-way tunnel) Hmm?!? (Sighs, and tries to decide which way to go, then she sees a light through the forward tunnel) Mmm-hmm! (She swims forward towards the light, and Puss is still cowering)
 * Puss: (Gulps, and once they reach the light, they see a grille where they see the silouette of SP)
 * Prof. SP: (Dubbed as Lord Shen) MOVE, YOU BULLS! FASTER, FASTER! SECURE THE ENTIRE PERIMETER!!! THOSE TWO TWERPS WILL BE CRASHING DOWN ON OUR DOOR ANY MOMENT!!!
 * Sandra: Hmm? (She swims towards the grille to get a better look, and she sees Prof. SP with Quad-Limbs Hans and his posse)
 * Dirty Dan: I don't know if this will work, sir. They've gotten through tighter doors than that.
 * Prof. SP: You're kidding aren't you? I've got the most high-tech security system in all of Texas!
 * Duckbilled Benny: And to think they could actually get inside through a highly-monitored water vent. What morons!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, what a capable of goofballs! (Goofy laughing)"
 * Prof. SP: "I will not allow ze squirl and feline ruin my life's work. It's all i have when..... I lost my zear lovely."
 * Quad-Limbs Hans: "Wait, what?"
 * Prof. SP: "(Realising he almost slipped) Uh, nothing, absolutely nothing! Now, go assit the bulls in security measures!"
 * Hans starts to get abit suspicious.
 * Hans: "You heard the boss boys, let's wreasle up a squirl and pussy cat!"
 * Hans and his possie yee-haaed as they ran off!
 * Prof. SP quietly sighed.
 * Prof. SP: "I must never let zhem know. They will all view me as weak if they knew. I will make everyone, including zhem, perfect. No one will judge me ever again, and i'll be able to honor my zeloved's name."
 * Prof. SP made a small, but still noticeable tear made of oil, as it dropped from his face.
 * Prof. SP cleaned it off.
 * Prof. SP: "Put yourzelf togother man. You got work to be made. And history, to forever prefect."
 * Sandra: (Looks at him sympathetically, but then shakes it off, remembering that though he's a victim of a tragicty she can, ironicly, relate, knows he still has to be stopped from becoming no better then even the worse outlaw in Texas, and swims off with Puss)
 * Prof. SP: What I should really focus on is releasing my beloved Thunderbird from her stone-cold prison. Starting now! (Takes out the Portus Lock, which is a golden wheel that has a bronze lens in the middle, and puts it on the socket, clicking it on) Vhen I rule ze world, I shall make sure zat nobody vill lose a loved one during zheir young ages again. No more suffering, no more pain...(Sighs)
 * Sandra: (Spots a surface above, and smiles. She swims up there, and finds a filteration plant) Finally!
 * Puss: (Scrambles on all fours, and is shocked with fear)...I almost had a heart attack!
 * Sandra: Let's just get through this without getting spotted--
 * ???: INTRUDERS!!! (They look behind them to see a Constructo-Bot with a screwdriver)
 * Puss: Do you really think you can hurt us with a screwdriver, amigo?
 * Constructo-Bot: Yes. You're sure to know that.
 * Puss: Oh...yeah, because GTA did it...but enough with the damn 21st century and post-modern forth wall assulting talk. You shall pray for mercy from...(Tries carving a 'P' in the Constructo-Bot with his sword, but it doesn't work since it's just metal)...uh... Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Uh..... Am I, suppose to be imtimidated here? Cause, maybe it's because of limited programming, but, I'm just not that afraid to be honest... Or, at all."
 * Puss: Oh, whatever, prepare to be torn apart, and used to build a steam engine!
 * Sandra: KAI-YAH!!! (Kicks down the Constructo-Bot, and it falls apart)...Whew! That was close. (Suddenly, they get surrounded by more Constructo-Bots)...Aw, butt donkeys!
 * (Donkey): HEY, I RESENT THAT!!!
 * (Sandy): SHUT UP!!!
 * (Donkey): Sorry. It's just that I'm a donkey and...well...you know--(Discord suddenly zips up his lips like a zipper)
 * (Discord): There, now you can be quiet.
 * (Shrek): Thank you! I more or less take back my mocking at your expense.
 * (Discord): Don't mention it.
 * Sandra: "Just exactly how many poor souls did SP adducted it?"
 * A constructo-bot: "(Sheds a oil tear), More then he actselly even ever needed! Practicly half of the underworld!"
 * Sandra: Well, let's just fight. (They do just that)
 * Puss: (Slices off a Constructo-Bot's legs, and it falls to the ground) HAH! Look at you, you're just a top!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Constructo-Bot, and spins it into other Constructo-Bots) YEE-HAW! (Gets attacked with a screwdriver) OW!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Yee-Hah" yourself!
 * Sandra: (Punches the CB down) (She begins beating down dozens of other CBs and ends it by attacking one that was about to stab her in her back with a screwdriver) YAOOOWW!!!
 * Puss: EN GUARDE!!! (Duels with a CB and it's screwdriver)
 * Sandra: Puss, there's too many of them! We need to get out of here and reach SP! (Checks the clock) It's 3:49 AM!
 * Puss: That's not too bad, amigo. We'll make it there in due time.
 * Sandra: Not when we're fighting over a hundred robots with screwdrivers as weapons!
 * Puss: Good point. We can't necessarily fight them all!
 * Sandra: Then I guess I should go for Plan B. (Takes out her gun) My trusty revolver gun. (Calculates trajectory of the bullet, and finds out that the robots are building a machine that spreads throughout the filteration plant. She is able to do this while still fighting the CBs)...Hmm...(Notices on the top of the construction that there are heavy piles of metal, and stone)...(Notices that there is metal everyhere)...(Fires her gun at a CB, and it ricochets off the bot, onto a few other CBs, onto a metal plate, and onto a support for the machine, making it unstable) Bullseye!
 * Head Constructo Bot: "AHHH! SHE HIT THE WEAK SPOT?! SHE'S GONNA CRUMBLE?!"
 * Constructo-Bots began to panic!
 * Puss: Oh, so NOW you're intimidated.
 * Sandra: Alright, let's get out of here before the place collapses on top of us. (They run down a tunnel, and the entire construction collapses)
 * Constructo-Bot: Crap! We worked all weekend on this!
 * CB #1: (From before) Well, at least we're still functional.
 * Head CB: Shut up, CB-12! (Smacks him)
 * Sandra: Wow, this place is HUGE! Where are we gonna find SP's main room?
 * Puss: And let's not forget about the gas we need for the Leonardo so we can get out of here.
 * Sandra: That, too. WHOAH!!! (They stop and see a steampunk cyborg with a buzzsaw)
 * Puss: Oh, crap!
 * The Cyborg: "In life, I was once Chainsaw Mike, The Woodpecker with a Chainsaw beak! I caused a mighty grim massicure in my time till I was gunned down! Now, I am reborn as a ro-bit! And you two plumb remind me of the lawmen who shot me down! Both of them were a Squirl and a Cat! I'll at least get even with them by going TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSICURE ON YOU?!"
 * Puss: "Uh, tecnecly, we're not suppose to even know what Chainsaws are. Not invented yet, so you make no sense even being here."
 * The Cyborg: "What?"
 * he vanishes into thin air!
 * Puss: "Thank you, post modern forth-wall breaking 21st centoury talk!"
 * Sandra: Well, I'm not sure it'll work for THEM! (They see that coming out from dark tunnels are steampunk cyborgs with guns, swords, hammers, shields, and acidic tanks)
 * Puss:..Well, at least what they have exist in this world.
 * The Cyborgs surrounded Sandra and Puss.
 * Sandra: "Well, plumb looks like we got our work cut out for us!"
 * Puss: My thoughts exactly.
 * Cyborg #1: Prepare to die, lawwoman! (Activates his acid nozzle, and sprays acid at them)
 * Sandra: INCOMING!!! (They both dodge the acid, and Sandra tries attacking a Cyborg, but is counteracted with it's shield) OW! (The Cyborg smacks Sandra in the face with his hammer) OW! (Falls to the ground dizzy)
 * Puss: (Duels with dozens of Cyborgs with shields and swords, and manages to slice off a few of their parts, and destroy them) HA-HAH!
 * Sandra: (Recovers from the blow to her face)...Alright, buster, you're going down! (Trips over the Cyborg, and rips the shield off of it, and bashes the Cyborg with it. But she also dodges multiple hammer atacks from the Cyborg, and she manages to rip it off, too, and bash the Cyborg's head off with it) Well, I guess I came out 'a-head'! (Laughs)
 * Puss: (Dodges an acid spray, and the acid hits another Cyborg, dissolving it's chest, and it falls to the ground) Hmm... (Uses the acid spraying to take out multiple Cyborg, and then use another Acid Cyborg to allow the two of them to spray each other down) Hah! You were better off 'Acid-iots'.
 * Sandra: (Dodges gunfire from several Cyborgs, and shoots the head off of several others with her gun until she runs out of bullets)...Damn, out of bullets!...(Sees she is surrounded by Cyborgs)...I can't reload now!...(Jumps across the Cyborgs, and walks on several Cyborg heads until she reaches Puss)...(Puss and Sandra grab each other's arms, and Sandra spins Puss around while he uses his boots to kick down several Cyborgs, and then Puss lands on the floor, spins, and tosses Sandra through the air as she uses her lasso to swing across the hall on a pole, pull it off, and land behind some Cyborgs)...(She quickly reloads her gun, and fires at the Cyborgs, the bullet ricochets past dozens of Cyborg heads, blowing them off one by one, and then it destroys most of the Cyborgs except for 7 more)
 * Puss:...Wow!
 * Cyborg #2: Oh, crap!
 * Cyborg #3: We can still take them. (They jump towards Sandra, and throw her into Puss, and when they're together, they aim their weapons at them)
 * Cyborg #4: Prepare to die!
 * Suddenly, a random whip balms Cyborg number six into Number 7, which pinballs into 5, 4, 2, 3, and finally one, dazzed them out who are now confused.
 * Puss: "What the-..... I know that whip!"
 * ???: "Aw how sweet... You remembered."
 * A mysterious strange smacks around, beats around, and finally breaks The Cyborgs for good.
 * Cyborg 1: "Finally..... Free...... Now we will..... R.I.P......."
 * The Cyborg shuts down.
 * A serpent shape appears at Sandra's and Puss's presence. She reveiled herself to A snake resembling remarkability well to Viper, except that she was a rattle snake.
 * Puss: "You...... Your Cheating Siltereen! That outlaw who made me look imcomident to my people! I actselly had to go into poop water anf fight steam-bots thanks to you!"
 * Silthereen sighs remorsefully.
 * Silthereen: "I'm not "Cheating Silthereen" anymore. My outlaw days are done when, my father, who was dying, asked me to become someone better."
 * (Silthereen): "All that was said about me being a wife victim of a corrupted mayor was a front to prevent people from getting curious why a woman would commit things only men would be stupid enough to do. It's rare for women with our smarts to be willingly brutal idiots. My real reason was because, my father, a respected member of a rattle snake clan speicalised in using charms, was dying. We didn't had money to pay for a funeral, thanks to being poor and that snakes are often prosicuted. I didn't had no choice but to do what was done. Strangely, instead inspiring more Xenophobia, well, at us at least, i ironicly ended becoming fuel for leggers who want to stop the prosicution of snakes for protests that snakes shouldn't be hated just because of realijustus prosicution or because of the demand of leather boots. I didn't want to make idiots out of those sheriffs, but I couldn't allow them prevent my true mission. Espiecally not an overly ambitious cat who didn't even let cat hating natives scare him off. That was brave, by the way. My encounter with you and what i robbed that day, was my last crime. Apawn my father's deadbed before his funeral, when he heard what i had to do, i, i did not blamed him for being, disappointed. So, in his will, he litterally want me to redeem myself by using my skills and charms for good, by becoming, Fem Vigilantie Siltereen. I wanted to make everything right for everyone. And i quickly got started by stopping the Mad Hare Bros. and El Sharko, but their defeats weren't enough to convince lawmen and mayors that I changed. When i began hearing rumors of A mad sciencetist turning out to be alive and well and allied with 4 imfamous outlaws, i knew this was my chance to make my desire for redemption true by stopping his appearent plans for robotic steer armies, and help you guys out. I had overheared more of, the dark truths of SteamPunksten when you guys talked to death itself."
 * Siltereen: "I blame you not for not trusting me. I was blinded by the desire to help my father have a funeral that, i became no better then my kind's prosicuters. I share equil interest in stopping the doctor. He would dragged my father's oul into his maddness just to make another robot, and i can't have that."
 * Puss:...Wow...I can't believe what I just heard.
 * Slithereen: And about making you look bad by getting into that lake...I had no choice. I was running out of options, and the only option I had left was to retreat into water. I didn't mean to make you look like a hydrophobe. So, I should really tell you that you need to get over your fears soon. I didn't really know what the Reaper's riddle meant, either.
 * Puss: You heard us talk to him about that?
 * Slithereen: Yeah. In fact, I remember it as well as you do. Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue. Doesn't seem to make much sense to me. I don't know if it means to use your head or something, I just don't get it.
 * Sandra: Neither do we, Slithereen. Neither do we.
 * Puss: Well, now that we know you want to help us, I guess we could let you join us.
 * Slithereen: Thank you.
 * Sandra: No, thank YOU for saving us. Now, let's go. It's 4:29 AM. We only have 3 hours before the Sun comes, and the Thunderbird is released.
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duckbilled Benny, and Quad-Limbs Hans are protroling the area  with some steer-bots.
 * Hans: "Hey guys, you ever get the feeling that the professor may not be fully honest with us? I mean, he is a villain, but, i meant in the way he's not telling us his other reasons outside of wanting to get even with that squirl!"
 * Dirty Dan: What are you talking about?
 * Hans: I mean, I think I heard him muttering about...a loved one, or something.
 * Pinhead Larry: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing, Hans. He's probably getting delusional again.
 * Hans:...Yeah, you may be right.
 * Duckbilled Benny: But regardless, we heard from one of those Constructo-Bots that the cat is scared of water, which is naterol cause it's considered a norm in cats. You wanna know what he was doing in the water vent?
 * Hans: Panicking like a chicken?
 * Benny: YES! (Laughs) Oh, brother! So, I have a plan to scare him off.
 * Pinhead Larry: "Please tell us, Benny!"
 * Benny: Well, we'll make a trap for them. Remember that old water chamber that was used for doing experiments on fish?
 * Larry: Yeah. It's been abandoned for over 2 years.
 * Benny: Well, we'll disguise it as a shortcut. As soon as they open the door...(Scoffs) no more Sandra and Puss.
 * Dan:...That's kind of brilliant. But won't it flood a portion of SteamPunksten's fortress?
 * Benny: Nope. The water chamber operating room is locked up tight in case of an accident. But this one WON'T be an accident.
 * Hans: Good idea, Benny. But, uh, how did they get inside in the first place?
 * Benny: Through the sewage line. They were sure to have a form of breathing since there was no air sources.
 * Larry: Gross! Wait a minute, i may not be a durn genius, but i rekcon they must've gotten their hands on some of the Professor's aqua centrifuges in some unex-plane-able way!
 * Dan: If they did, then how in tarnation are we gonna handle that?
 * Benny: Well, they'll be spinning faster than a top once the water currents crash onto them. Their centrifuges should be lost once the water settles. Ya know, like that of a flash-flood or a tideal wave, a really bad one i rekconed.
 * Hans:(Laughs), You're a GENIUS!
 * Benny: Of course. I didn't go all the way through 3rd grade for nothing. (The group begins laughing menacingly until Dan's laughs turn into coughs, which broke the evil laughter when the others became concerned)
 * Hans: "Seriously Dan, you got to consider more healthifer habits these days, your becoming very unwell recently!


 * Puss: Okay, I think we're lost.

Outside. Hallway 1. Hallway 2 Hallway 3 Hallway 4 The fork. Thunderbird Prison Area Outside the lair. Inside. Later... Later again... Later again again... Reality
 * Slithereen: Don't worry. This place isn't as big as it looks..... Just stupidly complexed.
 * Puss: "Well since Sp is a genius, shouldn't it be "geniusly" complexed?"
 * Silthereen: "You know what I mean. Be careful of anything that may be some form of trick, like too very obvious easier ways around the area. Things like that are most likely would be very locked up since I suspect SP would be onto you. So, if you see anything that looks like an unsecured shortcut, don't fall for it."
 * Puss: Oh, look. (He points at a metal door that says 'Prof. SP's Main Room')...I guess we found it.
 * Slithereen: Wait a second...somethin' doesn't seem right in the alamo. (Takes a closer look at the sign on the door, and sees it to be real)...Hmm, I guess it's not fake.
 * Sandra: Great. (They both open the metal door, and find a huge lab with no one in it)...Hmm...this place seems to freak me out.
 * Slithereen: Hmm, I don't like the looks of it. It's seems older than it looks...
 * Puss:...Oh, wait, there's where we need to go. (They find a huge wall with blackened glass, and a metal door with a sign that says 'Thunderbird Lock Area') Let's go.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) Finally! (Runs up there with Puss as Slithereen is not fooled)
 * Sandra: Alright, let's see if I can get this thing unlocked. (Picks the lock with a small metal pin she found earlier)
 * Slithereen:...(Stares at the black glass)...(She touches the glass with her tail, but then finds black stuff on her tail) Wha...is this paint? Why in tarnation is there...(Wipes some of the paint off, and through the glass, she sees water, and gasps) Water!
 * Sandra: (Manages to pick the lock) Got it! (She and Puss begin opening the vault)
 * Slithereen: NO!! IT'S A TRAP!!!
 * Sandra: What? (They see that water spews from the door)...
 * Puss/Sandra: Oh, crap! (They begin running towards the door, but then it is locked shut by Dan and the posse)
 * Sandra: HEY! WHO THE HELL?!?
 * Dirty Dan: GOT'CHA!!! (They all laugh)
 * Sandra: DIRTY DAN, YOU FIEND!!! I'M GONNA RIP YER' ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: Good luck with that one, Sheriff! That is if you can survive. (They all laugh, and they leave)
 * Sandra: (Tries pulling the door open, but it is locke dup tight) DAMN THOSE IDIOTS!!!
 * Slithereen: I told you guys not to fall for anything suspicious!
 * Puss: Hey, you said it was safe!
 * Slithereen: Well, it looked real to me!
 * Dirty Dan: THAT WAS A FAKE!!!
 * Slithereen: DAMN YOU, DAN!!!
 * Dan: "Nothing personal, miss Silthereen. You should've stayed out of it."
 * Puss: Uh, guys? (He sees that the pressure at the door was rising, and the door is finally swung open, and water begins to fill up the room) REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!! (The water hits them hard, and the group spins out of control, and their centrifuge devices slip out of there pockets and get lost in the water)
 * Sandra: (When the water settles, Sandra tries getting the centrifuge in her pocket, and so does Puss, but they soon find them gone) HMM?!? ("The centrifuge! WHERE IS THE CENTRIFUGE?!?...Oh, shit! We are DEAD!!!") MMPPPHH!!! (Signals Slithereen to help her find the centrifuges) MMPPPHHH!!! (Points down, and they both search the bottom)
 * Puss: (Begins spinning out of control as he struggles, and is suffocating, then he remembers the Reaper's riddle)
 * Reaper: "If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue."
 * Puss: ("HOW IS THAT HELPING IN THIS INSTANT?!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN DON'T GET TOO LIGHTHEADED--...wait a minute...Lightheaded...THAT'S IT! Lightheaded, as in 'light'.", he suddenly stops in place, and he suddenly floats to the surface) (Once he reaches it, he gasps for air) I should've seen it sooner! People usually float in water!...Uh-oh. (Sees that the water is rising to the ceiling)...CRAP! Please tell me Sandra's found those centrifuges!
 * Sandra: (She is on the verge of drowning, but Silthereen came in just in time with the certifuges, but before she can breath with it, she drowns)...
 * Slithereen: ("Aw, c'mon, you couldn't hold it any longer?!?", she grabs Sandra, and takes her to the surface where she manages to push the water out of her lungs even when they're surrounded by water)
 * Sandra: (Coughs the water out)...Oh, GOD! That knocked the fur right off of me. Puss? Are you okay?...Puss?...
 * Puss: I'M OVER HERE, SANDRA!!! (Sandra and Slithereen swim up to him) I just found out the--(Blurbs when the water covers his mouth, but he gets it out, and he spits)...I just found out what the Reaper's riddle meant. She said I didn't need to get too lightheaded, as in 'let my 'light' body float to the surface'.
 * Slithereen: Ohh, makes perfect sense now.
 * Sandra: Does that mean you're not afraid of the water anymore?
 * Puss: NO! I'm just trying to stay still so I don't die. But I don't think we'll have surface time for long. Look! (They see the water rising to the ceiling)
 * Sandra; Tarnation! The place is fillin' up faster than 11 gallons in a 10-gallon hat.
 * Slithereen: We'll have to get the outside door open then. I may be a snake, but I can't hold my breath forever. And I don't have a centrifuge like you do.
 * Sandra: Well, then we need to get out of here--(Blurbs, then gets her mouth out of the water) GOD, that's annoying! We've got 2 hours until daytime and the Thunderbird gets free.
 * Puss: How am I gonna move? With you holding me, we swim very slow. But I saw you swim very fast when you ain't holdin' onto somethin'.
 * Slithereen: Then you're gonna have to swim yourself.
 * Puss: I can't!
 * Slithereen: Yes you can, fraidy cat! It's as simple as firing a gun. Consider it as another chance to congure the water! Don't let IT become your preditor, and you it's prey!"
 * Puss: "..... Ok, el aqua, time for you see that this cat has- (Water slams into his much and blarbs spits it out), that this cat has- (SLASH INTO THIS FACE) THIS CAT HAS CLAWS?!"
 * Puss dived down.
 * Hans and possie laughed!
 * Hans: "They're done for now! And the best part, (unknown to them Puss was at the window), they'll never be able to get to the inside lever that activates the drain that'll suck away the water, we'll be done with them for good!"
 * The crooks laugh again as Puss swims to find the lever, which he did, and with all his might, pulls on the lever as hard as he can!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, and, the best part, that cat will never be able to shallow his fear!"
 * The crooks laughed as Puss was finally able to pull the lever completely, as a flushing sound was heard, as the jerks still laughed, which drowned out the noise!
 * Benny: "Yeah, the chances of them being able to get out of their a a cajilliain to... (Sees that the water is being drained.) Aw nuts. It seems that our luck has run out."
 * Hans: "What're you talking about- (Sees the room now being drained of water) AW NUTS!?"
 * Larry: "Uh oh, now what do we do."
 * Hans: "How's this? How's about we save our own skins and get out of here while we still can!"
 * Dan: "Sounds like a plan!"
 * The jerks make a run for it!
 * Sandra kicks down the door!
 * Sandra: PINHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)...Again, how humiliating.
 * Sandra: (Tries lassoing them, but Pinhead snips the lasso again) Damn it! I HATE it when that happens.
 * Slithereen: Well, let's chase their asses down! They'll lead us to SP's REAL hideaway. (They run after them)
 * (Discord): Ha-hah! It was clever for me to give us a motion-picture depiction of our stories. (Magically mind-controls Sandy)
 * (Sandy): (Under Discord's control) And then Puss tripped over a rock. (That happens in the story)
 * (Discord): (Laughs) Priceless! (Laughs)
 * (Sandy): And he trips on another rock. (That happens again)
 * (Discord): (Laughs even harder, and falls onto the ground) That's funny--(Laughs) The second time!
 * Puss: Stop that!
 * (Discord): Alright, I've had my laugh, continue, squirrel-girl. (Releases Sandy's mind)
 * (Sandy):...(Laughs) I gotta admit, THAT was funny. But seriously, back to the story.
 * Dan: "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! SPLIT UP! THEY CAN'T CAPTURE ALL 4 OF US IF WE SEPERATE! ONE OF US MAY HAVE A CHANCE FOR THE EXIT!"
 * At a twin fork at the halls, Dan, Benny, Larry, and Hans went to each hallway seperately!
 * Sandra: "Darn! And there's only three of us!"
 * Puss: "Well, we'll have to capture what we can!"
 * Puss, Sandra, and Silthereen went three of the four hallways.
 * Larry went inside a living room, grabs a lamp shade and pretends to be a lamp.
 * Larry: "Sandra of her friends will never find me here. Uh, nope nope!"
 * Slithereen: Oh, really? (Removes the lamp shade from his head) A lamp doesn't talk, you know.
 * Larry:...Crap! (The camera goes onto the living room door as Slithereen beats up Larry, and comes out with Larry tied up in a rope)...Owch!
 * Benny runs into a robot inventing room.
 * Benny: "Dog-gone it! I need to amscray!"
 * Benny sees another door that saids "Exit".
 * Benny: "Ahh, time for me to vamoose!" (But as he reaches the door, a gunload is heard)
 * Sandra: Don't move a muscle, Benny! Or I'll blow your brains out like a pack of popcorn. (Benny gets his wings up) Well, heck, that worked. (But as Benny walked to her, he quickly smacked her in the face, and escaped)...Oh, no you don't! (Shoots Benny in the wing)
 * Benny: AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Falls flat on the ground) My wing! (Finds his gun, but Sandra kicks it away before he can get it)
 * Sandra: Don't even think about it, Benny! Your ass is going downtown!
 * Benny: I hate squirrels!
 * Dan: (Runs through the hall, and gets exhausted)...Yeesh! Runnin' takes it out of ya'! WHEW! (Makes it to an exit, but when he opens it, Puss is seen behind it) YIKE!--(Puss kicks him with his boot, and corners him to a wall)
 * Puss: You ain't gettin' away this time, Dirty Dan--ARRGHH! PEE-YEW, your breath smells more horrible than the acrid vents in this gorge now!
 * Dan: Good. Now stay back. Don't make me use THIS again! (Sticks out his butt)
 * Puss: HAH! I've got a gas mask, remember?
 * Dan: Surely you do remember it's like a smoke grenade...which isn't invented yet, DAMN!
 * Puss: Regardless, you are goin' down.
 * Dan: Go ahead, get one inch near me, and you'll activate the stink bomb...which hasn't been invented yet, either. CRAP!!!
 * Puss:...(Trips Dan off his feet, and cuffs him quickly) Always expect the unexpected, Dan! That's what my mama always said...well, not really, but I digress. You're under arrest.
 * Hans is in the hallway near the very front door!
 * Hans: "I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! ONCE I'M OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA FIND A NEW HIDDY HOLE AND RETIRE AGAIN!"
 * Hans balms into something metal!
 * It was Prof. SP: "Leaving zo zoon, mein froggie?"
 * Hans: "I'm sorry, but there be trouble in thare hills! We better scram while the going's good!"
 * SP's talon grabs Hans!
 * Prof. SP: "Forgive me, Hans ol boy, but i fear i have, plans for you, concerning my plans for everyone."
 * Hans was at first confused, but then he remembered the Steer-Bots and what he did to the unlucky souls of the underworld.
 * Hans: "Your not gonna do to me what I think your gonna do to me, are you?"
 * Prof. SP laughed alittle bit.
 * Prof. SP: "I am done being dishonest my friend. Yes, I am gonna enzure you will be spared from the net of death, and it will applie to your idiot friends as well! Ever since I losed mein beloved, I had been determined to combat the horrors of sickness and death, but was mocked because socity didn't want to be a "clunking metal monster"! Whether they want to or not, I'll give everyone the give, of invented immortally!"
 * Hans: "Hey, I'm for living forever as the next guy, but not if it means being even more of a freak then being a mutli-limbed frog!"
 * Prof. SP: "Sorry, Hans, (brings out a gas nozzle to knouck out Hans slowly) My mind, iz made up."
 * Hans fell asleep before he could protest more, as he is slowly dragged by SP.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny are tied up.
 * Benny: "Did ya'll really had to tied us to Dan, considering his unhealthy habits?"
 * Puss: "Sorry, but we still have a mad doctor and your friend to capture."
 * Slithereen: "I'll stay behind and eschort these idiots out here. Find Hans and SP."
 * Sandra: "Ok Silthereen, and good luck!"
 * Slithereen: Plus, I saw where SP is hiding when I busted Larry. He's right down the 3rd hall. Good luck. (Slithers away with the criminals)
 * Puss: Let's go! (They both went after SP)
 * SP: (Ties Hans up to a giant machine while he is still unconscious)...Alright, time to get ze show on ze road. (The night is slowly turning to day) Only one more hour until ze Sun comes up, and my precious Thunderbird will be freed. I shall lead her and my Steerbot and Cyborg army to invade. Today, Texas. Tomorrow, ze USA. Ze day after tomorrow, North America. And ze day after ze day after tomorrow, ZE WORLD!!! (Cackles)...Okay, I need to work on my evil laugh, I'm beginning to get a little rusty. But zat vill have to wait. First, I have a frog to transmogrify! (Pulls a lever, and the machine that Hans is strapped in begins to slowly trap Hans inside)
 * Hans:...(Wakes up to find he is in a machine, and screams while muffled by the blindfold on his mouth) MMPPPPPHHH!!! MMPPHH!!!
 * SP: Don't worry, Hans. Ze transformation does not hurt...much. (Cackles)...Yeah, seriously, I need to work on it.
 * ???: "YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
 * SP: "Zhat?"
 * Sandra suddenly appeared and drop-kicked SteamPunksten in the head, sending him crashing into crates!
 * SP: "Ahh, Sandra. Took you long enough. I was just in the midst of machince-ising Hnas here. It's an incredability slow progress, so I guess i can kill time by dizposing of you!"
 * Steampunksten's chainguns appeared again as The Professor prepares to fight!
 * Puss: Oh, man, this is gonna SUCK!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes one of the chainguns) PUSS, SAVE HANS!!!
 * Puss: No problemo! (Runs up to Hans)
 * Sandra: (She avoids the gunfire, and swings around SP. She manages to tear off the gun with the lasso, and then lasso the other gun)
 * SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Grabs the rope, and yanks Sandra to him, and punches her down to the ground, pointing the chaingun towards her) Don't move, or I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a pile of manure, but red cause of all ze gore and blood!
 * (Twilight): "Ok, I CROSSED THE LINE AT THAT?! CAN WE MAKE IT HE SAIDS JUST RED INSTEAD OF THAT LAST PART ABOUT BLOOD AND GUTS?! THERE'S BABIES PRESENT!?"
 * (Discord): (Mind controls Sandy again)
 * (Sandy): I mean, he said "I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a big fat pile of cow manure with ketchup because of all ze redness, and a few leftovers since there'll be spilled organs--"
 * (Twilight): DISCORD, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
 * (Discord): (Imitating Link) Well, excUUUUUUUUUUUse me, Princess!
 * (Icky); (He and the Baby Cakes laugh at that line) Good one, Dissy! (Gilda smacks him, and the Baby Cakes laugh again)
 * (Sandy): ENOUGH! Let's get back to the story.
 * Sandra: "Well we suddenly defelupted a morbit sense of humor."
 * SP: "I was dead once, what did you expect? Alchorse my humor is gonna be crude and based on matters of the dea-"
 * Sandra grabs SP's head, and frontal flips off SP, then quickly breaking off his last Chaingun!
 * Sandra: "And you wanna know something weird about these thing?! I ain't sure we're suppose to have Chainguns yet!"
 * SP: "Post moderncy can't save you now! They're an original invention of my own design, in case, counts as being invented in here!"
 * Sandra: "..... Shoot, knew that isn't gonna help forever!"
 * SP: Now, prepare to die, and become a part of my Cyborg army!
 * Sandra: (Pulls the rope attached to the chaingun, and rips it off)
 * SP: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Sandra: Now yer' gonna get it, SP!
 * SP: Oh, really? (Takes out multiple other chainguns)
 * Sandra: AW, C'MON, MAN! THAT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
 * SP: Who's laughing now, Sandra? (Suddenly, all the chainguns are sliced off by Puss' sword)
 * Puss: You make the cat angry, YOU NO WANT TO MAKE THE CAT ANGRY! (Draws out his claws, as the machine behind him is open, and Hans falls out when the straps appear shredded)
 * Hans: I AM SO GONNA RIP YOU A NEW ONE, YOU UNDEAD ROBOT, YOU!!!
 * Puss: "Sorry, good guys only. Your gonna have to stay out of this."
 * Hans: ".... Aw."
 * Hans goes to a chear and sits on it.
 * SP: "All you did is a minor mistake that will be fixed later. It's not anything that can't be fixed later, besides, there's is now only prescious minutes left until zhe Thunderbird's release is at full fruitition! Already, Ze sun is already on ze verge to be completely set, and soon, the thunderbird will be released!"
 * Sandra: We'll stop you, SteamPunk!
 * SP: (Picks up one of the severed chainguns, and actually manages to wield it) I don't think so, rodent! Nothing vill stop me from exacting my revenge on you AND all ze scientists who cast me aside like jerks.
 * Puss: We'll see about that, SP!
 * SP: Oh, you shall see, you dummkopf cat! (He fires the chaingun, and Sandra and Puss dodge the bullets, only to lead to both of them picking up other chainguns and using them against him) HAH! Using my chainguns against me. Zat one never gets old.
 * Hans: YEAH, SHOW THAT METAL MUMMY!!!
 * Sandra: (She and Puss hide behind some crates, but SP manages to destroy it with his chaingun) WHOA!!! How the hell did you come across that technology, anyway?
 * SP: Well, I got it from a scientist who vas working on a kind of 6-barreled gun called a 'gatling gun'. Didn't actually steal his blueprints, I just stole a copy of them. But who cares? You won't live to tell vhat I've been doing. (Continues firing his chaingun, and Sandra and Puss hide from SP's sight)...Vhere are you, furballs? (Flies across the room searching for them)
 * Sandra: (She and Puss are hiding inside a crate)...Nice idea hiding inside a crate, Puss.
 * Puss: It was nothing, really, amigo.
 * SP:...VHERE ARE YOU?!?...(Fires his chaingun at multiple crates, and they're heading straight for Puss and Sandra's crate, but before it can shoot down the one they're in, it runs out of bullets) Ah, dorebule, the sad truth of ze bullets, there can only be so much!
 * SP tosses it aside, and grabs an Ax.
 * SP: "I guess this is a problem best sovled medevil sytile."
 * SP raises the ax to chop up the crate Sandra and Puss are hiding it, not realising that the sun was about to finish rising. He did noticed that everything became lighter.
 * SP: "The light's coming? But electric bills are not invented yet! Which means-"
 * SP sees the sun completely coming up.
 * SP laughs maniacly!
 * SP: "The ineditable, could not be prevented! AND I GOT MY EVIL LAUGHTER RIGHT?!" (The sunlight bounces across several mirrors on the gorgeside, and the beam goes directly into the base, aiming straight into the Portus' bronze lens, making the Portus glow in yellow light) Exzellent! For once, something goes right!" (The lock to the prison twists, and a loud click was heard)
 * Puss: Oh, no! (The floor right around the middle area of the room starts rumbling, and opening up like an earthquake)
 * SP: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEES!!! (SP stepped back, as a giant eagle-like bird grabbed the edge with it's talons, and then rose up, and shows it's true looks. It looks like Thundera, only with no clothes, sand-blue feathers, eyes glowing with cyan energy, a large eagle beak, massive black, blue, and white wings that bursted with energy, and of course, the massive size)
 * SP: "Now that my Thunderbird is free, getting my vengnence will be a realitive ease now! But first, I need to properly dispose of ze squirl and domkopf cat!"
 * The Thunderbird gave a mocking laugh at SP, causing him to become, confused.
 * SP: "What is zhis? Are you, laughing in my expence?!"
 * Thunderbird: "Did you REALLY think I was obedient to a mortal as vengeful as yourself, mi amigo?"
 * SP: "But, but, you said you'd helped me?!"
 * Thunderbird: "No, no, no, no! It was all but a ruse to catch you off your guard and trick you into delaying your invadion plans, foolishly dependent on someone who is ironicly your punisher! It was a plan devised by myself and the spirits you didn't capture, including the reaper himself. I willingly allowed you to corrupt me so I can become strong enough to send you, the imprisoned souls, and this whole base into the underworld, as well as the entire Hell Texas Gordge so you have no chance to escape what the devines have desided."
 * SP: "You, betrayed me?! All zhis, was just so my plans end up being delayed so you yourself will prevent in ze end!?"
 * Thunderbird: "Of course! The spirits agreed we only desire you, so the reaper invited the squirl and cat to evacuate your idiotic outlaw helpers, because they have a fate of their own in mortal jails. You voilate the rules of the tribe of the dead, and I'll see to it you'll accept your fate, one way or another. So you shall be prosecuted!" (Thunder erupts behind her)
 * SP: "No! You can't do this to me! There's nothing in ze underworld for me except something out of a halloween speical! You, you just can't!"
 * ???: "Talbot.... There is something in the underworld waiting for you."
 * A ghost of a female condor appeared.
 * SP: ".... M......M..... Mein Beloved? Mary?"
 * Mary: "Talbot, I know you just want people to love you for what your trying to do, prevent death, but what you were imposing voilates basic nature, what the devines had in mind. You even allowed yourself to become someone your not. You practicly became a monster."
 * SP looked at a mirror.
 * Mary: "You wronged more people then you wanted to right. You allowed yourself to become worse then sin itself. It is why mortals are not ready for immortally yet, nor would they ever. Mortals are too easily corruptive. It's been proven in the past, and still present now, and will be in the future. And you ended up another exsample of that."
 * SP shed oil tears, as his robotic body began to come apart, reveiling his spirit self, melting away all the demonic flesh that attached the metal to him, and allow him to become Talbot again.
 * Puss:...Okay, that is disgusting!
 * Talbot: "Mein beloved...... What was I doing? Acting like a twat, that's what!?"
 * Talbot looks as his steerbot army!
 * Talbot: "These, symbols of my madness, NOTHING BUT BRAIN FARTS?!"
 * Talbot blasted all of his Steer-Bots, freeing the spirits inside!
 * Talbot: "Vhat vas i doing? Vhat vas i doing?!"
 * Talbot flopped down crying.
 * Mary came to comfert Talbot.
 * Mary: "Don't worry Talbot. We will be at peace now."
 * Thunderbird: Now, if you two lovebirds will continue this love-stuff ELSEWHERE, I shall simply get this whole thing over with. (She raised her wings, as she began to zap the place, which causes an earthquake)
 * Puss: "I think it's time to get out of here?!"
 * Sandra: "Agreed!"
 * Sandra lassoed Hans as she and Puss make a run for it!
 * The earthquake was felt by Siltereen and the other crooks.
 * Larry: "HEY, UH DUH, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEAR?!"
 * Benny: "IS EVERYONE ON THE DANG PLANET JUMPING AT ONCE?!"
 * Dan: "THIS IS SO NOT ONE OF MY FARTS! THERE'S NO TRADEMARK STINK AT ALL!?"
 * Puss: But, Sandra? Isn't there something wrong with our escape plan?
 * Sandra: I don't know. Why?
 * Puss: Well, we need some more fuel, remember? The Leonardo won't hold 6 people without the strength of fuel to help it.
 * Sandra:...DAMN!!! Well, forget the Leonardo, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF-"
 * Sandra trips over something!
 * Sandra: "DAG NABBIT!? WHAT IRRESPONSABLE MORON LEAVES BEHIND-"
 * Sandra sees that a big gas can is seen.
 * Sandra: "..... A gas can..... On second thought, forget about forgetting the Leonardo.
 * Slithereen: Besides, there ain't no other way down here other than the roped elevator over there. (Points out the elevator)...That's how I got here, in case you were wondering how i got here so abnormally quickly. (The elevator is destroyed by the earthquake)...So, yeah, the Leo is our only way out. I trust this isn't a good time to ask what is going on!
 * Sandra: We'll explain on the way, now LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies out of the Gorge as it closes up tightly) YEEEEEEEE-HA! (The Gorge then shuts completely)
 * Dirty Dan: (He and the others are jailed) Dag nabbit!
 * Sandra: Well, I guess this story didn't take as long as I thought it would.
 * Puss: (Sneezes)...Crap! I got...I got a cold. (Sneezes)
 * Slithereen:...Well, that's probably because of all that water stuff you had to go through, but you kicked water's ass at the end.
 * Puss: Thanks, Slithereen...(Sneezes)
 * Sandra: Now let's celebrate by riding off into the sunset!
 * Sandra: (She rides off on Applesauce with Slithereen as she raises her hat in the sky) YEEE-HAH!
 * Sandy: And that's the end. So, lil' ones, you feel sleepy yet? (The Baby Cakes still have their mini cowboy hats on, but then throws them at Sandy and start crying again)...Horny toads!
 * Icky: "They either didn't like the story, or they want more."
 * Pumpkin Cake zapped out of her out into the ceiling!
 * Everyone looks to see the words: "More Stories."
 * Icky: "Oh....... They want more stories. How many more exactly?"
 * ZAP!
 * They see the writing: "2/8".
 * Discord: "2 OUT OF 8 STORIES?! I REALLY NEED MORE POPCORN!?"
 * Twilight: "It seems the last 2 stories were so enjoyable, they are demanding the remaining, (wispers) 8 minus 2 is, (outload) 6 stories!"
 * Squidward: "Oh yeah, what're they gonna do, hold us hostage?"
 * Pumpkin Cake malmitulate the door to be closed and an anti magic seal not even Discord that deactivate until the 6 remaining stories are given.
 * Discord: "Nice job giving these babies ideas, calamari brains!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we may as well, since this episode's about telling stories, might as well there be a reason to stay here abit longer. How's about we mix it up alittle. We tell stories of adventures not shown in the SAF series, with a mixture of made-up stories. We already covered 2, so now, it's the obscure adventures turn, and I have quite a tale to tell. Some of you might not have remember, but we once had this mission during earlier season 2, 4 days after we stopped Blot and those pirates, but almost before Twilight's asection, where we had a problem, with a wicked Puppet with wicked desires of universeal domination, with use of something that belonged to Discord."
 * Discord: "... Ohh..... Your bring THAT little thief up!"

Story 3: Cynder and the Mad Puppet Doctor
Early Season 2. The Next Morning Outside. Flashback. Present Ponyville Library Fluttershy's Cottage Ponyville Library Yard Secret Reshearch Fatsility. Lab. A whole watching later... Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Library Yard Van Outside again. Everfree Forest Flashback. Reality.
 * (Cynder): "It was a peaceful night at Canterlot castle. Everyone was made aware that Discord became good thanks to his involvement with helping some of our friends out against Blot and the other villains. Though skecticisum was undertsandingly still present. Then, When Discord was staying at Fluttershy's after dealing with a personal family matter."
 * Discord: "Wow, what an adventure. That certainly took awhile, but now, it's about time to chillax and claim out."
 * Discord rested on a makeshift cloud bed, looking at his string holders.
 * Discord: "I know retirement is hard, my children, but look at the finder things in life.... You still have me. Good night, Rodrego, Edword, Tedword, and Fartoson."
 * Discord made a yawn sounding simuler to a foghorn, and went to sleep, snoring like an elephant.
 * (Discord): "(Nerviously) Ha-ha..... uh, I was still working out a few knicks during that period."
 * A mysterious figure was sneaking about.
 * ???: (Laughs speedingly like a goblin maniac) Well, let's see if you've got NO STRINGS TO HOLD YOU DOWN, Dissy! Because if you can use those things to turn a Southern-accented pony into a big fat liar, then I can do so much more with it! (Chuckles maniacally, and takes the string holders from the shelves, and chuckles wickedly out the door)...
 * Fluttershy: (Still asleep with Angel and Jerry, then something seems to wake her up)
 * Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (His screaming is so loud, it wakes up all the animals, and makes Fluttershy jump through the roof, into the sky, and right back down, landing safely onto her cushioned bed, and leaves her expressionless and breathing heavily)
 * Jerry: WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: It must've been Discord.
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) He STILL must be taking his sentence of community service with you TOO seriously. (Angel mumbles angrily) Now, now, Angel, no need to be upset.... Even IF you got personal issues with that a-hole.
 * Fluttershy: "Actselly, he VOLENTARINGLY choose me. I know it's complincated to understand, but he does care for me."
 * Jerry: "Believe me kid, I want to take that in well, but do know it's going to take ALOT getting used to."
 * Fluttershy: "My friends were quick to bring that up once."
 * Discord's voice: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!?"
 * Discord's voice sounds as if he's crying.
 * Jerry: "The heck is he screaming for anyway?!"
 * Fluttershy: "I think maybe something's wrong."
 * Discord cried so loudly, his tears became Niagra Falls!
 * Fluttershy, Jerry, and Angel see the crying Discord.
 * Jerry: "Gees louise, it's like we're suddenly in Canada's Niagra Falls!"
 * Fluttershy: "Is Discord.... Crying? I mean, I saw him crying before when he realised he was gonna lose me as a friend when he refused to clean up his mess, but, he never cried like that."
 * Jerry: "Well please tell you have an idea to snap him out of it, cause I hate to think what everyone in ponyville is gonna think of their rude awaking."
 * Fluttershy: "I'll, uh, I'll see if I can calm him down, Jerry, I want you and Angel to check the front door to see if anyone else is becoming, concerned about the, um, screaming."
 * Jerry: "Oh sure, leave me to contend the complaints."
 * Jerry and Angel walked off.
 * Fluttershy gently flew torwords a still crying Discord, giving him a careing, gentle pat of the back.
 * Fluttershy: "There there, Discord, it's ok, what's wrong?"
 * Discord: IT'S RODREGO AND HIS BUDDIES!!! THEY'VE BEEN BURGLED!!! THWERTLED!!!
 * Fluttershy: You mean your magic puppet strings?
 * Discord: Uh, yeah! The ones I used to trick your friend, the orange ponie obcessed with apples, into being a big fat liar. They've been one of my most valued posessions for as long as I can remember. In fact, they can do something even stronger than trick a simple pony. That's why I can't let them fall in the hands of ANYONE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Well, would you mind keeping your voice down? And, also go easy on the crying? You're flooding my cottage. Besides, that's not good community service to me if you think about it, you know, causing an episode like this, even though my friends know your completely capable of good when you helped out in that pirate problem, they're well, they're still on edge cause you didn't exactly pass on Twilight's "city of order" test, and this probuly isn't gonna help your case at all.
 * Discord:...Hmm...you make a good point. (Snaps, and the tears are transported to the sea) Much better?
 * Jerry: Fluttershy? Twilight and the others are here.
 * Fluttershy: Well, bring them in.
 * Twilight: (As a unicorn with her other friends with their Elements on) What is going on here, Fluttershy? Is Discord being naughty again?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because if he is, I'm gonna make sure his stone statue they won't recognize as a statue.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no. It's just that Discord's puppet strings were stolen.
 * Applejack: You mean those unholy things that lied to me 'bout my friendship and made me a big fat liar? Don't you DARE make me go there. They were trouble!
 * Discord: HEY! They said they were sorry!
 * Rarity: Yeesh, and It appears AJ isn't the only one who treats wood like her own baby.
 * Applejack: Please leave Bloomberg out of this!
 * Discord: Well, just because I used them to corrupt you, it doesn't mean you have to be in my FACE about it. Yeesh! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my baby crying. (Magically appears as a baby, and his waterfall crying continues, but this time, into an infinite pool so there would be no more complaints)
 * Pinkie: Wow, I hate to see a grown Draconequus cry... Except when he magically turns into a baby.
 * Fluttershy: Well, since he helped fix AJ's home last week, I say we should be grateful. That we help him get his string holders back.
 * Applejack: No way!
 * Fluttershy: APPLEJACK!
 * Applejack: Okay, alright!
 * Twilight: "Now girls, I know we're all alittle upset about Discord's, rude awakening, and that we still have to be cautious, but he did help us out during that "Captain Blot, Master of the Seas" mess, as well as the other villains. I'm not ignorent to the controversy that exists on him, nor am i to the fact he helped us out, he even risked his life against Dead Sea to protact Fluttershy."
 * Rarity: "Well, I guess the approbeate way to pay off our dues for saving us from that great inconveinence to help him out on HIS inconveinece."
 * Pinkie: "OHMIGOSH! MAYBE I'LL GET COTTAN CANDY CHOCOLATE RAIN CLOUDS FOR WHENEVER I WANT, WITH WHIPPED CREAM!?"
 * Rainbow: "Well, he did helped us get a hold of one of that crazy Gaz's guy's books, and I'll admit, he's random in a good sense, like Pinkie Pie."
 * Twilight: "Applejack, I know you have personal feelings torwords those string holders, but Discord values them just as much you cared for Bloomberg. Sorry for dragging "him" into these, but you might go through the same pain he is now if anything were to happen to him."
 * Rarity: "Not really the one to, add salt in an old wound, but i must concur in that. You would probuly be bawling louder then Sweetie Belle if that tree had so much as a dead leaf on it! In fact, a day after we were about to leave to ponyville when we were in applpoloosa, you stubbernly refused to leave that thing and everyone, AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE, had to forceiably make you leave!"
 * Applejack (HOLDING A DEATH-GRIP ON BLOOMBERG): "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE BLOOMBERG, NO-OH-OH! NOOOOO! BLOOMBERG NEEDS ME?!"
 * Spike: Seriously, your going to to reuse to leave that tree?
 * Applejack: "HE NEEDS ME?! THE OTHER TREES AREN'T BEING NICE TO HIM! THEY'RE MAKING FUN ON HOW SHORT HE IS!?"
 * Twilight: "Wow....... Really?"
 * Rarity was facehoofing in embarisment, as everyone else looked at the situation, finding this to be "Awkword".
 * Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * Spike: Yeesh, this is totally embarassing, even for her.
 * Applejack: DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE MY BLOOMY-BLOOMBERG!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's rap this up. (Knocks out AJ, and they pull her into the train)
 * Discord: Tree-o-phile!
 * Applejack: GRRRRGGGGHHH!!! (Fluttershy stops her)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, behave.
 * Discord: Well, she is. (Magically In AJ's voice) Hush wittle apple twee, don't say a word, mama's gonna move you to another herd.
 * AJ: THAT'S IT, YOU ANIMAL-DEFORMED MANIAC!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE!!! (She tries beating up Discord, but her friends hold her down)
 * Discord: Take it easy, AJ, it's just a harmless joke. And concerning for the parts that were offensive, I'm sorry. It's just when I am depressed, i tend to become a very big jerk.
 * AJ: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, YOU DIMWITTED CHIMERA!!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HORNS, AND I'LL SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR--(Rainbow Dash knocks her out)
 * Rarity: Thank you, Rainbow Dash. That was simply annoying.
 * Discord: Yes, Rainbow Dash, thank you for taking care of that tree-o-phile for me.
 * Twilight: "In all honesty, wish you warned us that you would act like a jerk to cope with depression. That's a concerning lapse in your reform status, Discord."
 * Discord: "Well what do you except from someone named after a form of choas?"
 * Rarity: "Maybe it's best that if we hope to get Applejack atad more willing to co-opperate, we best do without Discord present."
 * Fluttershy: Let's all just contact the Shell Lodge Squad so they can help us find out who did this to Discord.
 * Twilight: "We'll be back soon enough Discord, just, don't do something even more stupid."
 * Discord: "Oh don't worry, another form of a depression coping of mine is mere gluttoning."
 * Discord makes a pile of Ice cream the size of Mt. Everest appears.
 * Discord: "I'll climb Mt. All Kinds of Ice cream, have at least 10, 15 big spoon fulls (makes a giant spoon appear), and renamed it after, Rodrego."
 * Discord softly cried as he slowly walked torword Mt. All Kinds of Ice Cream.
 * Pinkie looked at it hypnotised.
 * Pinkie: "IT'S BEAUTIFUL?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do i have to knock you out as well, Pinkie?"
 * Jerry: How does ice cream make you feel better, anyway?
 * Discord: IT JUST DOES!!!
 * Pinkie: Must...have...ICE CREAM!!! (Chomps into the ice cream like a drill, and digs around the mountain just as Discord started climbing the mountain)
 * Twilight: Someone has to stop Pinkie!
 * Rainbow Dash: No, wait. This should be good for a laugh.
 * Pinkie: (Eating her way through the ice cream)
 * Discord: (Climbing up the Ice Cream mountain dressed as a mountain climber)
 * Pinkie: (Continues eating a tunnel, pointing straight up)
 * Discord: Almost there!
 * Pinkie: (Suddenly jumps out of the tip, and begins yodeling)
 * Discord: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs, and laughs)
 * Discord: (Broods, and then stretches his mouth wide enough to gulp down the entire Ice Cream mountain, and then spit out Pinkie) Blech, horse meat! Not my most favorite delicacy.
 * Pinkie: AWW!!!
 * Twilight: Well, everypony, I guess we should get started.
 * Discord: Yes, please! Bring me back my precious babies! They could be used for a fate worse than death if whoever stole them kept them for too long. PUHLEEEEZZE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, put a sock in it, we'll find them.
 * Pinkie: You bet. (Puts on her old detective hat from the MMMystery episode) The truth will be revealed!
 * Twilight: Let's go, girls. (Everyone leaves except Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, I trust you, so you're in charge. (Leaves)
 * Jerry: CRAP!!...(Looks at Discord)...Heh...uh...hey, Dissy. Nice community service you're doing right now.
 * Discord: (Chuckles) I'm gonna have a fun time with you, Jerry. (Magically gets a hat) Hop in.
 * Jerry: Is that...my old house?
 * Discord: Yep. And I've given it a complete makeover.
 * Jerry: Oh, boy! (Jumps in, only to have the hat grow teeth, and chomp him up, and swallow him)
 * Discord: (Laughs hysterically, and Angel screams in horror) (Discord then pulls Jerry out of his mouth, and leaves him covered in saliva)
 * Angel: (Holds in throw-up)
 * Jerry: That's gross, man! And not very funny!
 * Discord: (As Bugs Bunny) Nyah, speak for yourself, doc. (Chomps on a carrot, then fakes some pain) I HAVE...GASTRIC DISTRESS!!! (Dramatically fakes his own death) Come closer, Ed! (Coughs, and then dies)...
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) What a drama queen!
 * Discord: Well, SAW-ry! Now where was I? Oh, yes, crying my eyes off. (Continues crying as his eyeballs fall right out of their sockets, and onto Jerry)
 * Jerry: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
 * Angel: (Chuckles)
 * Jerry: Oh, shut up, Angel!
 * Twilight gets to the transmiter.
 * Twilight: "Come in, Shell Lougers."
 * The screen turns on, and shows Trixie.
 * Trixie: "You called the Trixie hotline express! (Sees Twilight.) Oh, it's just you."
 * Twilight: "Trixie, put Kolwalski on the communications."
 * Trixie: "Uh, slight problem with that... (Trixie shows that the temple is a mess.) We were attacked by a mysterious stranger last night who has gotten a hold of that strange teleportation device of Shen when we got it back from Batula, who then came back again to use these strange Puppet thingies to make the other lougers to try and hurt us! But, thanks to Cynder going Naruto again with that "Avatar" trick she has, only she, that flying glowing sentient lightbulb of a dragon fly, Gilda, and yours truely are left. That, weirdo made the other lougers, even that Kairi girl to follow him like their his minions! Even Spongebob and Spyro! So whatever problem you had can't be just as bad as, or is at all related to our problem!"
 * Pinkie: String holders? We're looking for some string holders!
 * Trixie: What?
 * Twilight: Well, long story short, someone stole Discord's favorite magical string holders last night.
 * Rarity: Now Discord's crying himself to death and eating mountains of ice cream.
 * Trixie: Hmmph, I could've gotten a much bigger clue than that, but better than nothing. GUYS? I HAVE THE MANE 6 ON THE LINE FOR US!
 * Gilda: Well, it's about TIME Rainbow Dash and her friends came for us.
 * Cynder: Let's go, guys. (They arrive on the screen) Hey, Twilight.
 * Sparx: What's new since our last mission, girl?
 * Pinkie: Well, Twilight's still on Equinox training with Black Kat, we went to the Crystal Empire, and wouldn't you know it, Discord had a little family business.
 * Gilda: What kind of family business?
 * Fluttershy: Well, I'll give you the short version since we're in a hurry. Discord got a chance to see his parents again in his homeland, but the Draconequus Council arrested him for his evil, and he's basically in community service with me now.
 * Sparx: Ooh, shocker.
 * Trixie: They said they know something about those puppet strings the attacker used on our friends. Said they belonged to that 'Discord' character.
 * Gilda: DISCORD?!?
 * Sparx: Ooh, boy, something tells me we're on a huge adventure now.
 * Twilight: Yeah, Discord's puppet strings were stolen by someone last night, now he's upset, and wants us to get them back.
 * Rainbow Dash: Though AJ is a little skeptical about the whole thing.
 * Sparx: Why, were they the puppet strings used to turn her into a pretty little liar? (Cynder looks at him)...What?
 * Cynder: Speaking of Applejack, where is she?
 * Applejack: (Regains consciousness) Uhhgh...what happened? Did an apple knock me out again? I HATE it when that happens. Wait a minute, where are we?
 * Trixie: You knocked her out?
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't wanna talk about it.
 * Cynder: Well, we still have the van, so we'll meet you in Equestria soon...assuming one of us knows how to drive it.
 * Twilight: Okay, we'll be waiting for you. (Then, behind them, the CMCs were watching quietly)
 * Applebloom: (Whispering) You girls up for another adventure with the kickbutt Shell Lodgers?
 * Sweetie Belle: Count me in, AB!
 * Scootaloo: The Cutie Mark Crusaders stick together! (They both join hooves, and raise them up in the air)
 * Twilight: C'mon, everypony, let's gallop! (They run out of the library, and the CMCs hide in the bushes to avoid being seen)
 * Applebloom: Well...as they said, let's gallop! (They hop onto Scoo's scooter and wagon, and they ride after them)
 * Discord: (Magically levitates the animal food so that the animals are fed) Well, that should keep your tummies from twisting for a while.
 * Jerry: Why couldn't Fluttershy leave ME in charge? You're clearly not in control of your actions!
 * Discord: Well at least I know how to take care of this place AND all your animal roomates. And I ain't as douchey as your LAST master!
 * Jerry: Hey, he got what he deserved!
 * Discord: Besides, you ain't in charge, get over it. (Sits on the couch)
 * Jerry:...Bearded freak of nature!
 * Discord: Fluffball! (Magically makes a bowl of ice cream appear)
 * Jerry: How do you eat your own sweets without getting fat, anyway? I know you're an immortal magical being, but seriously?
 * Discord: I could ask you the same thing, stubby! You've eaten a lot of carrots, and you ain't getting an upset stomach.
 * Jerry: I am from another world, goofball! I'm not like other bunnies who eat too many carrots. Plus, carrots aren't even sweets.
 * Discord: They contain sugar, don't they?
 * Jerry:...Forget it!
 * Discord: Damn right I'll forget it. You're just a troubled little bunny, and I'm a troubled cross-hybrid former spirit of chaos, so I say we're even.
 * Jerry: Well, at least I wasn't fooled by a corrupted brother of mine into being an unnatural jerk!
 * Discord: And at least I wasn't abandoned by my stupid parrot-voiced magician!
 * Jerry: OH, SHUT UP, YOU LOUSY WORM, YOU!!!
 * Discord: "INSULTS, HONESTLY?! DON'T WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, YOU COPYCAT OF ONE OF THE LOUGERS, THAT CRAZY TEA LOVING RABBIT, I ASSUMED!?"
 * Jerry: "(Sighed). Look, let's at least do Flutters a solid and TRY to tolerate eachother. How's about I go to the market and buy myself something sweet, and, you resume your pity ice cream munching, ok? The sooner we avoid making this confrontion less promblem worthy, the better we won't end up destroying the house... Deal?"
 * Discord: "Meh....."
 * Jerry: "Well, better then nothing i guess."
 * Jerry walks out.
 * Jerry: "Good luck Angel, make sure he doesn't set the house on fire or anything like that."
 * Angel: (Chitters and salutes as Jerry grabs a few bits from his piggy bank, and heads out.)
 * Discord: Well, Angel, at least I won't have to deal with HIS sourpussiness.
 * Angel: (Rasberries him!)
 * Discord: You want me to make 100 carrots come out of your ear again?! (Angel gets shocked, and shakes 'no') Good. Now, if you don't mind...(Continues crying with his bowl of ice cream)
 * Angel: (Broods, and hops away.)
 * Twilight: "Ok, the lougers will he here soon enough."
 * Rainbow: "Uh, I'm kinda concerned that it's just gonna be Cynder, Sparx, Gilda and "Bitchxie". I mean, a good chunk of them became like, slaves to the string holder thief! This is not gonna be an easy one."
 * Suddenly, a chariot holding Celestia arrives.
 * Celestia: "Twilight, there had been reports that everyone was met with a loud yell, Ponyville turning into a lake, and then a Mountain of Ice Cream appeared from nowhere and just as quickly vanished! Is Discord relapsing from progress?"
 * Twilight: "Not, entirely willingly. His stringer holders were stolen and-"
 * Celestia made a horrorfived gasp!
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos has been stolen!?"
 * Twilight was taken aback by Celestia's unexpected reaction!
 * Twilight: "Yes?"
 * Celestia screamed like a banshee!
 * Celestia pulls off a radio!
 * Celestia: "SARGENT GUNNING TANK, SOUND THE AIR RAID!?"
 * Air Raid was heard!
 * Celestia: "GENERAL STORE, GENERAL HOSPITAL, GENERAL ADMITIONS, LAUNGH AN EVACUATION TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND SHELTER POSTEHATE!?"
 * Soldiers appeared evacuation cidosens!
 * Celestia: "COMMANDER MILLATERRY, SEND AN ARMY BLOCK-OFF TO FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE AND LET NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING COME OUT OF THAT HOUSE!"
 * Millaterry surrounded Fluttershy's home.
 * Raindow Dash: "Princess, WHAT THE HAY!?"
 * Twilight: "Princess, what, what, what's going on?!"
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos is Discord's valuable procession, and if a Draconquui ever becomes depress, it, changes."
 * Twilight: "Changes?"
 * Celestia: "First, it'll cry uncontrolabily. Then, it will dugle itself in sweets. Then, it will also become increseingly aggressive, rude, and cranky! Then, it will bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until, It becomes a.... a.... (gulps), a, (tears become present), A Dracon-Monsterious."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon?"
 * Celestia: "There's something I need to show you."
 * Celestia: "This, is a secret reschearh fatsility for the study of alternate realities."
 * Twilight: "Alternate Realities?"
 * Celestia: "Not just any alternate realities..... OUR, alternate realitiles. Or what is commenly refered to as, "Alternate endings", "Parodies", and even.... "Fanfiction"."
 * The Main 6 gasped!
 * Rainbow Dash: "No, way."
 * Celestia: "This is where we study these bizarre worlds. Be warn that some, may tend to be offencive and cruel looking."
 * Pinkie: "Aw come on, I'm sure they're not all that ba-"
 * Pinkie sees a portal window that is labeled "Cupcakes".
 * Pinkie: "OHH, CUPCAKES! YUMMY LITTLE MINI PASTERIES OF JOY!"
 * Pinkie sticks her head into it!
 * Celestia: "PINKIE PIE NO, THATS THE ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE YOU-"
 * Pinkie: (A slice sound is heard, and Pinkie takes her face out with a shocked look on her face)...(She stood there expressionless, and still speaks without changing her expression) What...was...THAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Oh, boy.
 * Twilight: How long have you been doing this, Princess Celestia?
 * Celestia: For as long as I can remember. I've found out how to use a certain relic to see alternate realities and other UUniverses with alternate histories. But this relic has been lost for over 1 million years since the Chaos War.
 * Twilight: Relic?
 * Celestia: Yes. One of the many Alicorn Gods of time have created this relic to see not just the past, present, and future, but alternate pasts, presents, and futures before his demise at the end of the Chaos War.
 * Rarity: I thought Alicorn Gods like you were immortal.
 * ???: Well, that's not entirely accurate. (Everyone turns to see Nightus and Heavenslight)
 * Nightus: I mean, we're still unable to die conventionally, like from turning old or being harmed by mortal weapons, so don't start worring about Celestia aging. Anyway, our own parents were involved in that war, too. Also, did you girls already forget that we were killed by a pirate with god harming abilites and a sword that incrises that?
 * Fluttershy: "Ohh....... Forgot about that."
 * Heavenslight: We were told by our parents to stay in hiding until they came back...but they never did. So once we saw that the smogged sky had cleared and the sun shined again, we had the courage to leave our hiding places and set out for adventure. One of our adventures led to us discovering this time relic that the Alicorn God Paradoxxus had made billions of years during Equestria's formation. It's called the 'Clock of Reality'.
 * Rainbow Dash: The Clock of Reality?
 * Twilight: Why does that sound familiar?...Of course, in Equestrian legend. The Alicorn time god Paradoxxus had created the Clock of Reality to learn of their past, present, and future. That's how many of the Equestrian Gods were able to be around and peaceful for millenia.
 * Nightus: Right you are, Twilight. But during the end of the Chaos War, when our parents were destroyed, we went seeking adventure and went on perilous treks throughout the land, traveling for many days and nights, until one day, we came across a huge clock. This was the Clock of Reality.
 * Heavenslight: To keep it safe, we had to lock it underground where only Alicorn Gods could access it. Since then, we've been learning a lot about how to use it's power and learn our own pasts, and presents. That's how we learned that our parents had somehow parished.
 * Applejack: What about your futures?
 * Heavenslight: Well, we weren't permitted to see the future until just now. This Clock is like an oracle AND an all-knowing being at the same time.
 * Celestia: It's also how I discovered Draconequus biology when they were created by Darkspawn followers called the Kaiyas Beings. And that's what I know. We need to head for that Clock and see our future so we'll know what happens if we fail. And part of it I already know: Discord will become a Dracon-Monsterious.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the hell is a Dracon-Monsterious?
 * Celestia: It's the second chaotic form of Draconequui that the Kaiyas Beings have created. They're massive snake-like beasts with uncontrollable chaotic magic that devours anyone who stands in their way. Draconequui during the Chaos War could trigger this side of theirselves for maximun chaos. But now, since Draconequui have been reformed for so long, it can only be triggered by depression. It happened before in an alternate reality where everything is the gross, exact oppisite of our dear life itself.... A reality strangely called........ Reality.MOV.
 * Twilight: "Wait, you mean that stupid Ren and Stimpy wanna-be animation south-park humored internet trash made by Hotdiggitydemon.com?"
 * Applejack: "And why did you say "gross exact oppisite" of our dear life itself? I'm sure it's not THAT bad..."
 * Celestia: "..... Do I have to honestly show you THAT reality just to make my point?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Pfft! How bad can it be?"
 * Twilight: (The Mane 6 all have the same expression on their faces after seeing the whole thing)...
 * Rainbow Dash:...OH MY GOD, THAT'S INHUMAN!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Starts crying) WHAT HAVE THEY TURNED ME INTO?!? (Cries)
 * Celestia: Hurtful, isn't it? Well, that's what Discord is about to be if we fail. But, what'll make matters worse is the thing that happens IF we fail.
 * Applejack: (Comforts Fluttershy) There there, sugar-cube. Don't cry, it's just a crazy brony story.
 * Rarity: I was just SICK in that story.
 * Celestia: "It's not exactly, nor really something made by Bronies. Hotdiggitydemon.com is actselly an internet parody group that are, well, rather curdely expressive with their, paritcular brand of humor, though they did Ironicly became favored by bronies just because how crude it was. I guess they know when to take a joke."
 * Rainbow Dash was huffing and puffing!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A JERK I WAS IN THAT REALITY?! AND I SOUNDED LIKE A GUY FOR SOME REASON?! AND I THINK I MAY HAVE A VOILENT REACTION TO ANYONE UTTERING THE WORD "SWAG"! (REALISES SHE JUST SAID IT) DAHHHHHHH!?"
 * Rainbow Dash started to beat herself up!
 * Twilight: (Magically makes Rainbow Dash freeze in place) Dash, calm yourself! We have business here! We have to find that Clock, see what happens if we fail, AND we have to find who stole those puppet strings before Discord becomes...whatever we just saw.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Fine! But I'm suing that Hotdiggitiydouche when this is all over! (Twilight releases her)
 * Fluttershy: (Is still crying)...Should...(Sobs)...should we warn Discord just in case?
 * Celestia: "If you must, then fine. But only under a controled evierment. I'll make the order to have Discord moved to.... "Hayfield 64."."
 * Twilight: "(Gasped), Hayfield 64, the most secretived Equestian Millaterry base ever? The believed secret base holding aliens of another world!?"
 * Celestia: "Well, formerly until it was declaired a voilation of Galactic Federation code, so the visitors had to be released to them. Now, it's just a base holding what's left of their space ship. It is also a very strict private prison for Draconquui in danger of becoming Dracon-Monsterious, for their own protaction, and everyone elses. Even I have to have a pass to go there, it is THAT strict."
 * Twilight: "But, what about the Lougers? This concerns them too!"
 * Nightus: "It's a matter you'll adjust soon enough. Concern yourselfs with Discord."
 * Fluttershy: *sniff*...Alright. But it's not gonna be easy to break this to him.
 * Jerry: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!? (The cottage is surrounded by ponies in military uniform)
 * Discord: Okay, who are you pansies?
 * Pony Soldier: Discord, Princess Celestia has authorized you to be put in confinement for your own safety. The condition you are going through is too dangerous for Equestria to handle.
 * Discord: What are you talking about? I'm not sick!
 * Fluttershy: (She and the ponies arrive just in time) DISCORD!!!
 * Discord: Fluttershy! Who are these guys that are invading your home?
 * Fluttershy: I think you need to be warned about what's happening to you. Since you've lost your puppet strings, you've been growing depressed, and...
 * Twilight: And according to Celestia, Draconequui depression is far too dangerous.
 * Discord: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER FROM A REN AND STIMPY KNOCKOFF!!!
 * Jerry:...Say what?
 * Twilight: Have you heard about a creature called a 'Dracon-Monsterious'?
 * Discord: A Dracon-Monsterious? You mean like the ones in those horror stories my parents told me when I was young? The one where Draconequui become monsters when they go in an angry rage? They're just a myth!
 * Twilight opens up a portal!
 * Twilight: "DOES THIS, LOOK LIKE A MYTH TOO YOU?!"
 * Discord gasped!
 * A demonic voice: "I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS?!"
 * Discord: "You.... You mean they're real, and..... I'M GONNA END UP LIKE THE PARODY ME AND BE ALL, EWWWW?!"
 * Jerry sees this too!
 * Jerry: "..... (Faints)."
 * Discord: "Yaba...Scooba dooba.... Nimro ba.... Blah blah blah..... (Sighs, then faints)."
 * Pony Saregnt: "Well, looks like we're gonna have to drag his fainted ass back to Hayfield. Somebody grab a, out of place limb." (The soldiers take Discord away, while Fluttershy starts to sob softly)
 * Applejack: Don't worry, Flutters. We'll save him. We always win when it comes to being heroes.
 * Fluttershy: I just hope so...(Sobs)
 * Twilight: (They all noticed the Shell Lodge Van coming down through Equestria's atmosphere) It's the Shell Lodgers.
 * Rarity: Well, let's get started. All that we found out is gonna be painful for them to hear.
 * Sparx: BUH-SWA-LA-YUH-DOO-WA-UUH-BI-JUH-OH-IH-JUH-FWA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Gilda: HOLY SHIT!!! How horrible!
 * Trixie: Okay, I knew Draconequui were freaks of nature, but I didn't know that they still had chaotic sides, even while being reformed.
 * Sparx: Well, we need to get those puppet strings back before Dissy's depression crisis gets the best of him!
 * Cynder: But how are we gonna find them? (Suddenly, a ringing is heard in the van) It's the Communication Device! The thief must be striking again!
 * Rainbow Dash: IT'S HERO TIME!!!
 * Twilight: Who could be calling us?
 * Cynder: I don't know, but my best guess is that it's someone from the same world our culprit is from.
 * S Pinocchio: (Appears on the screen) SHELL LODGE!!!
 * Everyone: PINOCCHIO?!?
 * S Pinocchio: YOU GOTTA HELP US!!! FAR FAR AWAY IS BEING ATTACKED BY ANOTHER PUPPET LIKE ME!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: ANOTHER puppet?!?
 * S Pinocchio: Yeah! Said he was my cousin! Calls himself 'The Devious Puppet'. He refused to give me his real name, or where he came from. But, regardless, he attacked us! He's taken control of your friends, Fiona, Arthur, Queen Lillian, Dragon, the Dronkeys, EVERYONE!!! HE'S PLANNING TO--
 * ???: THERE YOU ARE, COUS!!!
 * S Pinocchio: Devious? Uh...hi!
 * ???: YOU'RE CALLING FOR HELP?!? OH, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD, YOU WOODEN PIECE OF CRAP!!!
 * S Pinocchio: HELP US!!! HURRY!!! HE'S PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE--(Static)
 * Cynder: "It appears we now know who our thief is."
 * Celestia came in.
 * Celestia: "Has the thief struck again?"
 * Sparx: "Yeah, the jerk's now in the Shrek world!"
 * Riku: "Well, thanks to our friends now being mindless puppets by that psycopath, and that even Kairi got mind warpped by that jerk, the lougers are alittle understaff, and even outgun when the strong lougers like Shen, Merlin, Spyro, and the 5 are turned into mind controled flunkies to that psyco!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we can't give up.We dealt with bad disadvantages before, and this won't be completely different."
 * Gilda: "But all that is left of us is you, Trixie, me, the bug, and Riku. I'm not sure if this is remotely possable!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, you've got US to back you up, right?
 * Rarity: She's right. We're with you to the end, Shell Lodgers. (The CMCs quietly sneak on board the van without anyone noticing) We'll make sure this awful puppet is stopped in his tracks.
 * Riku: Well, it's not gonna be easy, everyone. The Devious Puppet managed to take control of most of the Shell Lodgers by tricking them into getting anything they want. With those puppet strings, nothing seems to stop him.
 * Twilight: Then we'll have to be smart about this. Anyone who seems to have a lifelong dream or a habbit or something, this puppet will use against you. So, DO NOT FALL FOR IT!
 * Applejack: I certainly won't.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, neither. I don't care if he brings the Wonderbolts in this like Nightmare Moon did, it didn't stop me then, and it won't stop me again.
 * Riku: Well, let's get started.
 * Fluttershy: How'd you even get here, Riku?
 * Riku: Well, I'm the only one here who can actually drive a vehicle, so that's how I got here.
 * Cynder: Let's go.
 * Scroopfan's voice: "HOLD IT! The plot changed as of last night. The Time Relic is somewhere in equestia and the Mane 6 have to go get cause it's impourent to plot. Sorry for the inconvince, but it's already been desided. Also, blame Msm bring that "Time Relic" thing into the story to begin with."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do we have to, even when we have a PRETTY good idea what's gonna happen from that mess we saw in the lab?"
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Look, it's already long too late, the relic is already in the short's distription, Tman is not here again cause of his confound it Fanfic lifesytile and Msm is too quick with everything causing more then a few changes, and i do NOT want to make changing the discription an everytime thing unless if i feel is nessersary! Besides, because Discord had to be quaritine, you need to find out the string holders' weakness. The past may hold something about that."
 * Cynder: "(Sigh), we wouldn't have this probllem if you were just more tolerent of Tman's Kairi fetishes."
 * Scroopfan's voice: "WELL EXQUSE ME NOT INTENDING THIS SERIES TO BE ABOUT A CHARACTER I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ALOT OF PLAN TO USE AT FIRST! I MEANT THIS SERIES TO BE MOSTLY COMEDY AND, WELL, IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE?! Didn't help that the progress of these episodes are the speed pace of molasses."
 * Gilda: "Look, it feels awkword arguing with you about this, so, can't we come into a compromise or-"
 * Twilight: "No, it's ok. We need to be here at all times to face Discord if, well, things were to go bad. Also, the best way to learn the weaknesses of ths String Holders of Chaos is from the past. I have a plan that will compromise in light of the producer being too stressed to make continious changes in light of his own completely unrelated problems, if you pardon my post-modern-isum."
 * Cynder: "Ok then."
 * Twilight: "Ok, while me and the girls go find this relic, you guys go to Far Far Away, and try to find out what that crazy puppet's up too, without getting caught by any guards or traps. And only if nessersary, slow down his plans if he seeks to set it off very soon."
 * Trixie: "Ohh, sneaky savitosh! Trixie likes the way Sparkle thinks for once."
 * Cynder: "Well, better to do little or not much action then to be stupid and charged into something not alot of us know alot about."
 * The Van zooms off!
 * Celestia: "So, now that you 6 have to find the Time Relic, it should be fair to warn you, there is only ONE map that claims to be where the relic supposingly is suppose to be at, but, it's at the darkest heart of the Everfree forest, within a realm more wild then the rest of the forest. All i can say is, be wary of whatever strange force you mean in that place."
 * Celestia hands over an old, ripped up abit Map.
 * Celestia: "I'd do it myself, but my guards, espiecally in times of a crisis are like over-protactive babysitters, they never let me leave the castle."
 * Applejack: "Well, when yer someone capable of moving the sun that is the most impourent part of a healthy planet, can ya'll really blame them?"
 * Celestia: "Good luck my little ponies, and Alicorn's speed."
 * Twilight: We won't let you down, your highness. (All the ponies bow, and they head out into the Everfree)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, here we are again, heading for that old castle to search for another relic. How classic.
 * Rarity: Luckily, we won't be held up by unnecessary obstacles.
 * Applejack: Wait a moment, haven't we been here before?
 * Twilight: Yeah, this is the route we took to get the Elements. See, there's the crumbled cliff over there. (They see the crumbled cliff where AJ proved her honesty)
 * Applejack: Wow, it's been so long since we've been there. (Kicks a rock as it tumbles down the cliff)
 * Twilight: It's a good thing we don't have to go through THAT mess again. (Suddenly, a fainy war cry was heard) Wha-what was that? (Suddenly, the entire area is surrounded by large hobgoblins)
 * Hobgoblin #1: (Speaking in primitive language, Subtitle: "Capture them all. We've had nothing to eat for days!")
 * Hobgoblin #2: ("How I love me some horse meat.")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("First, I'm gonna slice their hind quarters into sections. I'm gonna put the white meat in one pile, and the dark in another one. And then--")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("SHUT UP!!!")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("Sorry")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("Let's just kill them!") (The hobgoblins surround the Mane 6)
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Are these hobgoblins?
 * Twilight: Yes. Many hobgoblin tribes live here and try to hunt ponies who get lost here down, and use their skin to keep warm and our meat for food.
 * Applejack: EWW!!! GROSS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what are we just standing around for, let's get them!
 * Twilight: Not a chance. They got us cornered by the cliff. They'll push us off if we tried.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me and Fluttershy can fly, remember?
 * Twilight: That won't work either. The hobgoblins will bribe you with us.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Good point. I guess we're dead.
 * ???: "(Speaks in Hobgoblin languise!)(You idiots?! I thought I told you freaks to not hurt innosent ponies anymore, not wheen I'M around!)"
 * Suddenly, a Pegicious mare appears out of nowhere, rears up, bangs her chest while shouting a Tarzan yell!
 * Hobgoblin: "MARE-ZAN?!"
 * Hobgoblins ran away like cowards!
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Uh, Guys? Are you, seeing what I'M seeing?"
 * Pinkie Pie: "You mean a pony in leopard skin loinclouths?"
 * Mare-zan investigates the Main 6 and sniffs them like an animal, even sniffing their butts like a dog!
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, my, she's, behaving like an Animal."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, You should be lucky this isn't one of those "Lesbian" fanfics that the bronies make, or these chick could've end up becoming soul mate."
 * Mare-zan sniffs Rarity's butt!
 * Rarity: "I BEG YOUR PARDON, MISS?!"
 * Mare-zan only looks at them with a confused, animal like gaze.
 * Twilight: "Uh, can you speak english, Miss Mare-zan?"
 * Mare-Zan: "(Makes a few ape sounds). Me, Mare-Zan."
 * Applejack: "So we heard from them Hobgoblins ya scared off."
 * Pinkie: I'll handle this. (Clears throat) We come in peace!...We on quest to find castle!...We need to be quick!...We--
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, come on, me speak English. Me just having hard time getting used to it. I know what castle you speak of.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me know you seek Castle of Two Mares. Me witness you dispel ancient evil long ago with glowing shiny metal that you still wear.
 * Fluttershy: You saw us defeat Nightmare Moon?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me also see you meet close friend, Zecora. Oh and un, Me sorry if Zecora was mean at first. She likes privacy.
 * Rarity: "Well, if everyone was giving me the xenophobic treatment too I wouldn't be too quick to welcome visitors either. Those blasted poisoned jokes didn't help neither. But alchorse, everything turns out ok in the end."
 * Rainbow Dash: "How, are you, even alive here!? Other then Zecora and the everfree monsters, no living thing is capable of surviving in this untamable death-trap!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me was raised by Gold-Rillas."
 * Rarity: "Go-go-go-go-go, Gold-Rillas?! The incredability rare beast of everfree, MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD, AND SAID TO HAVE ORGINS MADE OF JEWERY?! RUBIE HEARTS, CHRISTAIL BRAINS, EVEN OPAL PANRIIOUS!?"
 * Mare-Zan: "But me doesn't want to show you to tribe because of those very reasons. Me is not even suppose to be friendly to outsiders. Because mean pouchers are hurting them, cutting out jewery orgins to sell to this place called "Black Market". Me practicly breaking Alpha's law by saving you from Hobgoblins. even practicly talking to you guys."
 * Twilight: "That's awful! Gold-Rillas are not even intentionally hostile unless provoked and only then. I promised I'll make Celestia aware of this and have those scoundrels brought to justise once our own problems are ov-"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me actselly already has friends trying to do that already. Two very nice well-dressed ponies, who are actselly nice. One of them is named, "Pants" for some reason, even though he no wear pants."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon, but uh, we don't exsactly wear pants either, let alone clothes at all most of the time."
 * Rarity: "Wait, did you say, "Pants"? Was the other one named "Fleur", by any chance?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Yeah, i like flower lmare, she nice."
 * Rarity: "OH MY STARS! I DIDN'T KNOW FANCY PANTS AND FLEUR DIS LEE ARE, CONSVERVATIONESTS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Really? Wow, who knew he gives two bucks about animals."
 * Fluttershy looks as if she was love-strucked.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, if only Fancy wasn't married to Fleur, and if only this was being written by one of those bronies who write the "Gay Mare" fanfics...."
 * Applejack: "I think Fluttershy just became their admirer."
 * Mare-Zan: "But.... Me have problem. A big stupid Minotaur and snappy loud-mouth Goblin kidnapped them when they were about to earn the Alpha's trust by giving him golden fruit from the Gold tree. They were pouchers. They worked for a mean pony who looks kinda like Pants, but is mean, and kinda, green."
 * Rarity growled apawn hearing that saying.
 * Rarity: "Black Tie?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Someone you knew?"
 * Rarity: "I wish i could say the oppersite! He was the one member of the elite I DID NOT enjoy when I was at Canterlot during early Season 2 of our real show!"
 * (Rarity): "When we were just leaving the Wonderbolt race, Fancy and Fleur offered to show me a good time as all elite members enjoy, just then!"
 * ???: "Ah, Pantsy, I see you found another floosy. Wasn't Fleur good enough anymore?"
 * Fancy: "Oh no..... Not, him!"
 * Rarity: "Him who?"
 * Suddenly, A unicorn staillian who looks like Fancy Pants, but with a blacker suit, is green, an even greener mane, has a cane with a dollar sign symbol on it, a crooked smile, and a cutie mark of a bag of money.
 * Fancy: "(Frustracted groan), Black Tie!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, brother, you recinised me, And honestly, what insulting monstrosity is your new mare friend wearing? My dear Celestia, it is like a Peacock crashed into her and died?!"
 * Rarity: Is that your brother, Fancy?
 * Fancy: (Shrugs) Yes, he's my older brother who works in a Canterlot bank as a clerk. Call him the ass with the cash.
 * Fleur: Honey, what did I say about the language?
 * Fancy: Sorry.
 * Black Tie: (Laughs) You actually need her to get your mouth straight, I see. (Laughs)
 * Rarity: Uhgh, what horrible manners! Where did this pony come from?
 * Black Tie: And who is THIS little chick?
 * Fleur: This is our guest, Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Oh, now I remember. The lil' skank that caused a mess at that Gala a short time ago. That Blueblood character was just too much for you, huh?
 * Rarity: Well, I beg your pardon. Why are you talking to me like that? And did you just call me a, shall I say, 'skank'?
 * Black Tie: Uh, I'm sure you did.
 * Rarity: Ooohh! How did a jerk like YOU get a job as a banker?
 * Black Tie: Because I'm good at it, THAT'S why! Note my cutie mark? Is THAT enough to convince you?
 * Fancy: Black Tie, go easy on the lady.
 * Black Tie: "And I could've sworn I seen you before in that 2-bit torurest trap named immaturely as "Ponyville", as perhaps, a clothes wrench."
 * Rarity: "Uh, I think you got my identity confused. You know how sometimes there are ponies that look like the other. I mean, this one time I swore i ran into 2 Bon-Bons, and I one time mistook a look-a-like for Rainbow Dash."
 * Black Tie: "Are you sure? Cause I haven't exsactly seen alot of Mares with that Rat's nest you called a "Mane". I mean, what a rediculious design for a mane, is it like your insecure with yourself, you sorry little tasteless slut?"
 * Rarity: SLUT?!?
 * Black Tie: Yes, yes, exactly.
 * Rarity: Okay, I am SORRY I ever met you, you no good moneybag of horse poop! I don't EVER wanna see your ugly green face again!
 * Black Tie: You'd better watch who you're talking to, missy. I have lawyers that can put your precious boutique in financial ruin, and you'll be as poor as a church mouse! (Rarity gets shocked)
 * Rarity: Fancy, are you gonna let your brother talk to me like that?
 * Fancy kept a gentlemens composure.
 * Fancy: "Firstly brother, you had clearly mistaken this Mare for another. This Mare is a friend of ponies FAR more superior then you, including a couch to the Wonderbolts themselfs, why, even Celestia herself."
 * Black Tie: "Pfft, what a bunch of poppycock!"
 * Fancy: "Secondly, I do not tolerate gross miss-treatment of fine mares, ESPEICALLY if that cad's of blood relation to me. Good sir, i respectfully as possability can request you cease your harassment, or I'll report you to the ahthorities."
 * Black Tie: "I like to see you try, Fancy. I can easily deside that you and those that dared side with you can become more poor then peasents as quick as a flash! Sure, I don't have a deserving high rank, but I still have powers that can make and BREAK ponies! Not only that, but me and a few friends are calling in a massive dept call in those lazy-mouchers in Ponyville. that useless tourest trap owes Canterlot a great rent payment for ever disgrucing our beauty with it's disgusting simplisity, country yolkels, a useless mayor, and that disgusting nudest thing they have down there! In fact, WHY THE HELL IS YOUR WIFE NAKED FANCY?!"
 * Fancy: "Black Tie, are you STILL on about that?! Not even most of the elite have cloths on because, well sadly, there's yet to be pants that can fit us."
 * Black Tie: "Well, it won't stop my agenda to make nudity ILLEGAL in Equestia, and make it that other nations followed this, AFTER i have Ponyville torn down by Bulldosers once i get the apporval, and if the dept is not paid, which is fairly likely they cannot."
 * Fancy: "Brother, why must you be like this?"
 * Black Tie: "I am just an elite who looks out for the betterment of our own members of the class, and the betterment of perfection, and our Princesses' idiotcy is ruining it for us! I'll bring back the seperation of the classes soon enough, and the only homes those ponyville peasents will ever be allowed in is giant mounds of dirt clods! I am bringing change into Equestia that I'm sure my fellow elite will appresiate."
 * Fancy: And can you please get through one month without pointing hooves at our princesses, Brother?
 * Black Tie: "It's not I'm not appresiative that they placed scum like that abomination Discord in their place, but at the same time, i wished they wouldn't be so quick with this togatherness nonsense with the commeners. Filthy Money beggers. Classy sofisicites like us shouldn't let those foul smelling monrels near our money and time. And I advise you don't bother yourself with this, useless hag. She's clearly tricking you so she can rob you blind in the end. I am just being a good brother and make sure your not suddenly so much as a penny short becaused you trusted a filthy monrel."
 * Fancy: "Never had i heard worse rubbish since the tabliods! Rarity is most certainly NOT a lier, and not a pitiful money grubbing thief. Are you honestly hating those less fortunate then us because of a few dept avoiders or those that keep asking for time? Honestly, the banks needs to learn to be more reasonable, or at least get trash like you fired from the job."
 * Black Tie: "Oh, Brother. You cut me like a knife. Fine, have fun with the mongrel, but don't be surprised if say, you discovered an ugly truth in some way."
 * Black Tie left.
 * (Rarity): "I had hoped it was the last of him.... But after i finished writing in My friendship report, I was about to give Fancy a final oodbye when...."
 * Rarity: "I had a most marvelious time, Fancy."
 * Fancy: "Alchorse Rarity. Your friends and what they really are, seem to be quite enjoyable. Interesting the purple mare is actselly a student of Celestia, i suspect good things actselly."
 * ???: "So, I heard about your DISHASTORIOUS PARTY!?"
 * Black Tie appeared again, this time, with two brutish Unicorn colt thugs.
 * Black Tie: "So, i trust you found out that this FILTHY WHORE lied to you about everything, and that I was right? Cause i'll be more then happy to introduse, proper justise."
 * The Brutish Unicorns growled menacely and clopped their two hoofs togather.
 * Black Tie: I saw everything myself. I saw how she lied to her friends, AND to all the Canterlot elites about the Wonderbolts. She's been keeping secrets from even you. Isn't that right, RARITY?!?
 * Rarity:...(Softly) Yes.
 * Black Tie: SPEAK UP!!!
 * Rarity: Yes!
 * Fancy: "Brother please! Yes, she may not have been honest about certain things like who her friends are. In fact, she already explained it to me during the party. Yes, I'm disappointed about miss Rainbow Dash being a fangirl instead of a coach, and other things, but tecnecly, she is right about knowing Celestia, through one of her friends Twilight. She may not be an elite, but she was dignifived enough not to hold on to something she was not, unlike you, Black Tie."
 * Black Tie: "Your too soft on me, Brother. Allow me to show you how a proper legal does things."
 * Black Tie turns his attention to Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Rarity, you're under arrest for deception to royalty. (The colts grab Rarity)
 * Rarity: HEY! LET ME GO!!! OWCH! IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!?
 * Black Tie: "Your punishment..... A good, proper beating."
 * Fancy: "Brother, this is seriously un-moral, I won't stand for-"
 * A brutish Minotaur grabs Fancy by the mane!
 * Fancy: "Ow! Unhand me, you intelligents deprived brute?!"
 * Fluer: "(Gasp), Fancy!"
 * A Goblin dressed like Fidget grabs Fluer and holds her in knife point!
 * Black Tie walks torwords a helpless Rarity.
 * Black Tie: "Now, I'll give you two opitions.... A beating, or, the wedding proposal, of a real elite pony?"
 * Rarity spits in Black Tie's face!
 * Black Tie: "Well, beating it is then?!"
 * Black Tie prepares to punch Rarity hard, while she can't defend herself because of being hold down, and Fancy and Fluer are held against their will to be forced to do nothing to stop this!
 * Black Tie: "Once I'm done with you, I'll atnisiate the dept, and once unpaid, i'll have everyone evicted and that idiot mayor impeached, then the dosers come and destroy that stupid one-hores town you dared called home! But first, a nice, regel-sytile beating of a peasent, just like how we used to do it before Celestia made us soft!"
 * Black Tie was about to punch Rarity fairly bad until....
 * (Rarity): But before that brute could give me a taste of his unjustical brutality, Celestia's highly trained team of anti-unjustice squad attacked and Black Tie's injustice system and anti-celestia campaing was plunged into darkness.
 * Suddenly a speical group of Celestia's gaurds ambushed Black Tie, beated the daylights out of his goons while saving Rarity in the progress and they finally cornered Black Tai, who was forced to give up without a struggle.
 * The next day, Black Tie and his goons were seen being loaded into wagons bound for a faraway prison as punishment for his injustice while Celestia sternly watched with Fancy, Fluer and Rarity.
 * (Rarity): Despite calls for his death and that the Unicorn Council were really upset with this upsetting disgrace to the elite name, Black Tie was only sentinced to be confind in jail and is now an outcast from Canterlot until he is rehabilitated of his brutal ways..... However, everyone finds it diffitcult to discover why he's like this. Afterwords, he and his goons escaped. They were made wanted, and still at large.
 * Rarity: "There were rumors he and his goons became pouchers hiding out in Everfree Forest, becoming pawns of the nortourious black market.... My luck that turns out to be true."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did he SERIOUSLY tried to get everyone kicked out of their homes?! WHAT A MONSTER!!! How did he even escape?"
 * Rarity: "Well Dash, Black Tie was an extra speically powerful Unicorn, his magic can't even be toned down by magic sealment rings."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah but, Was Celestia or Luna able to stop that, debt thing before it happened and caused ponies to get evicted because of it?"
 * Gilda: That's a good point, Dash. The fine economy of our day, ladies and gentlemen.
 * Rarity: "Oh don't worry, he foolishly made the mistake of trying to hurt me first BEFORE even doing his plans! And even so, Celestia would certainly would've prevented the act from even itnitisating. But still, Fancy was hurt about all this. He'd promised his parents he'd keep Black Tie from causing trouble, and well, he feels guilty not honoring that promise."