The Return of Bilge's Brother

Bilge, the handy comical robot friend of the Vault Seekers, says that he feels that something wrong is going on and it is as big as what used to be the Bilge Revolution of the Beofynzeny System's past. The culprit being the starter of the Revolution itself, his 'brother' Burge, who was a pet creation of the creator of his model, Doctor De Bray, to fit an omni-purpose role in AUU society but was scrapped. He thus started the revolution out of jealousy for his 'brother', and sought to turn them just like him. The battle ended when the Phaseforce bested his Barger Base, and caused him to run away swearing (Both metathroicly and litterally) to return. That's what he has done now, and not only has he built a far stronger Barger Base, but he has created his own U-Surrection through new U-Burges armed with U-Weaponry and being immune to phasepower, and they threaten to not only kill off the Uridians again (For no clear reason other then assumingly an attempt to be an attention-whore as he was known to be), but take over what Jaxtom lost, as he has all his knowledge of how to take it over again. Thus, it's up to the Lodgers, the HA, the Vault Seekers, and Wenby to defeat him when Bilge becomes another pawn.

Songs/Music/Footage
(Prologue Scene When Bilge Decides to Make A Game Out of the The Powers That Be Jaxtom Adventure)

(Dump Battle Theme)

(Burge's Land Ambiance Theme)

(Chanceltown Battle Theme)

(1st Barger Base Battle Theme)

(Highway Burge/Bilge Army Final Battle Theme)

Prologue Scene
Random Set, Uridia Later as Intermission Music Played... Later, Intermission Music... Later, Intermission Music... Another Intermission Plays...
 * Laricia: (As she, Morco, and the Vault Seekers approached him in an area of Fyregem)... Bilge, what the heck are you doing?
 * Bilge: Oh, hey guys. I decided that our adventure with that monster Jaxtom was so awesome, we needed to make a video game on it.
 * Taya:... You're making... A video game?
 * Bilge: Sure, why not! So far, it's going well!
 * ???: AYOOOO- (An explosion was heard) AAHHHH, MY FACE!!!
 * Bilge:... Sorta. I'm calling it... Territoryworlds!
 * Rollond:... (Sarcasticly) Nice name, really. I would've gone for Boundaryworlds or Boundworlds. Or hell, Borderworlds sounds like a good name.
 * Bilge: Hey forget you, it's awesome! So, as you've no doubt seen, it doesn't just make itself. I got MANY talented individuals from all over the UUniverses to work on it. HEY, STEVER!!! How are the kids?
 * ???: AYOOO- (Another blast was heard)
 * Ierlith: Eeeh!
 * Bilge: Daahhhhh, he'll be fine. So, yeah, instead of doing something predictable and cliché, I decided to do what no other game has EVER done before: Add variety and customization.
 * Axon: Many games do it. Trust me.
 * Bilge:... Well... MINE is gonna be TWICE that- (His head bumped onto a hanging microphone) WHA- S***!!! SERIOUSLY?!? Why did you allow that to hit me, idiot?!
 * ??? My arm's tired!
 * Bilge:... YOUR ARM'S TIRED?!?
 * ???: My, arm's, tired!
 * Bilge: OH, LIKE I COULDN'T GIVE LESS OF A F***, ASSWIPE!!! I PLAYED THE F*****G DUKE OF BURSSENGDOM RITHARD III WITH ITHAN MCKALLAHAN, ASS-F***!!! THIS IS F*****G BUSHWEAGUE!!! YES, THE JESPILLIONACT ONE, NOT THE NYORK ONE, YOU F*****G ASS-CLOWN!!! (Sighs) Guys, gimme a minute!
 * Bilge: Anyway, you guys have GOT to play it when- (The mic drooped on him) WHAT THE F***?!? WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!! TELL ME YOUR F*****G NAME!!! IF IT'S OF A WORDPLAY LIKE THE OTHER ASSWIPES I'VE HAD ON SET, YOU'RE FIRED!!! YOU HEAR ME?!? F-Y-R-B-D!!! FIRED!!! I... YOU! ARE YOU EATING A SANDWICH?!? FROM C&CS?!? I DON'T CARE HOW DELICIOUS IT IS, BECAUSE I AM A F*****G ROBOT!! YOU'RE THE SOUND GUY, WE CAN HEAR THAT!!! (Sighs) Unprofessional!
 * Bilge: (As the group looked annoyed and chuckling at the same time) Really? You want me to do it again? Fine! Oh, no, no, I'll do it again, no, seriously, no, right now, we'll do it a-, no, right, now! No, no take, NOW! (To the group) Now, then, as I was say- (The mic drooped on him again) F***-P***Y!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS S***!! REALLY?!? OH MY GOD!! DID YOUR MOM BURN YOU A CIGARETTE AS A CHILD?!? WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON?!? I ca- (Sighs)... STEVER!! TAKE CARE OF THIS GUY!!! (Locks his gun) NO, NO, DON'T KILL HIM, STUPID! WE'VE HAD ENOUGH LAWSUITS FOR THAT AS IT IS!! JUST STUN HIM AND GET HIM OUTTA MY SIGHT!!
 * Stever: AYOOOO! (He shot the mic guy unconscious, yet then it caused a crazy accident starting with the mic getting into someone's mouth as he muffle-talked in pain, and then the situation got more crazy)
 * Bilge:... FUUUUU-
 * Bilge:... Well, for starters, the Uridians had the crazy idea to have us make... A MILLION BAZILLION GUNS, all of the brands we have here. And ANOTHER had ANOTHER crazy idea, to create more of their home planet's crazy wildlife. (A Skrag came in) We twisted them so much, there's over 80- (The Skrag attacked him) AAAHHHH!!! AAAHHH!! FOR THE LOVE OF KRAAN, GET THIS THING OFF ME, SOMEONE!!! PLEEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEESE!!
 * Taya: Should we help him?
 * Jettle: Nah. Let it go. This is really funny.
 * Bilge: I HEARD THAT, YOU BIG FAT F***!!! GET THIS GODDAMN THING OFF OF ME BEFORE HE SWALLOWS MY CIRCUITRY!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! GO TO INTERMISSION?! IN-TEEEEEEEER-MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

(Later...)

Another Set Intermission
 * Ezzoyan Bandit Actor: (He tries to use a grenade to blow himself up and be resurrected by the digisurrection generator, but he is too scared to do so)
 * Bilge: CUT, CUT-CUT-CUT!!! THIS IS THE 30TH, F*****G, TAKE!!! WHO-WHO DO I HAVE TO SUCK OFF, TO GET A F*****G SUICIDE BOMBER'S BALLS TO DROP!!! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU'LL BE RESURRECTED!!! WHAT, ARE YOU SO CHEAP YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY THE RESURRECTION FEE?!? ARBASUS KRAAN, COWARDS AND CHEAPSKATES THESE DAYS!!! (Later in an interview) Eh, working with talent can be difficult at times. We've been isolated by Jaxtom's Micro-Dyson Sphere for decades, so they don't get how our worlds worked before we were rescued. Sometimes they want to be paid and resurrected cheaply, other times it's a foot massage from Rylo Seabest. There's an ebb and flow to it all. You gotta understand where they're coming from. (Later, to another actor) YOU THINK THIS IS VACATION?!? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE VACATION TO YOU?!? Hang on, hang on, lemme see if I got my flip-flops on... Nope, ain't got s***!
 * Actor: Uh... You don't got feet.
 * Bilge: Had to go there! YOU HAD TO F*****G GO THERE!!! I'M PRETTY SURE IF I SAW YOU PLAYING A MALE PROSTITUTE, AND IN A MITCHAL LAKE REMAKE OF INHUMANE!!! YOU WANNA GO BACK?!? HUH?!? YOU WANNA GO BACK TO THAT?!? (The actor whispered) Huh? What was that? Huh? Didn't catch that, Mars Oah Marsoa!... (Slaps him) TRAMP!!! (Later, in the interviews) Making Territoryworlds has been quite a rocky road. Tasty like the ice cream, but difficult to drive on. (An explosion was heard as a fake wall fell on him as he cartoonishly got out) WHAT THE-?!? OH, PLEASE TELL ME ROLLOND'S ACTOR DIDN'T BLOW HIMSELF UP FOR THE UPTEENTH TIME IN A ROW!!!
 * Co-Director: That was his stunt double!
 * Bilge: Oh, that was his stunt double. Well, that's okay, then. Their digisurrection is pretty cheap since they do that s*** all the time. (Later)... To shoot something like this, you gotta be... Organic. Sometimes your actors explode, and worse, sometimes they don't. Gotta be creative. And if there's one thing Cypherion made us to be, it's THAT!... QUIET ON THE SET!! THIS IS LIVE!!! WE'RE DOING IT LIVE!! (To an actor out in the open crying) HEY, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF!! IT CAN'T ALL BE HOOKERS AND SUNSHINE!! Now then... (Dubbed as Cats Don't Dance Director) VIRTUAL LIGHTS... VIRTUAL CAMERAAAAA... AAAAAAAAAAAAACTIOOOON!!! (A virtual Sarcohiver kicked him into the air as he was dubbed as TFS Krillin when he was one-shot by Lord Slug, and right through sport-like hoops)... WHO'S BATTLEBALL CHAMPION ROMBO BJ STEELE NOW, MOTHERF****R?!? UPRIGHT!!... What... You gonna leave me hanging? Oh, come on, he'll walk it off! He always does. We do have Digisurrection after all. (A guy passes him a note)... Huh?... Armatage is threatening to double rents every time I abuse the Digisurrection until I cannot afford the fees or rent?... FUUU-

(More coming soon...)

Transcript
Intro/Climax Theme and Burge's Theme (Full Force- Contra Force Level 1 Music Remake) Coming soon...