Emperor Lu Kang Part 1

Emperor Lu Kang Part 1 is the 1st Part of the 4-Part Season 3 Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Kung Fu Gang and the rest of the Lougers were invited to the Imperial Palace by Constable Hu and Superintendent Woo for a speical occation during the Winter Festival Season by the still relitively new emperor Lu Kang, who desided to relive the Jade Palace of a continious issue left un-touched since pretty much the end of the Kung Fu Panda TV series in due to circumstances in light of Dreamworks being with 20th Centuary Fox for the time that can be forseen. And with no telling that a possable Netflix Series (If there is such in plan) would even address the issue when alter continuities are concerned. Lu Kang has not only desided to hail the Jade Palace for it's many acts of heroisum, both tv show and the three movies, but also to "Royaly Declare" the retirement of the Permit system due to concerns of relieability issues. The group could've been more relieved! Alchourse, Hu will be conbinsated by becoming the new head of security, while it seems that Woo has finally lost the attatude.... Unless provoked or worked up badly enough. All the while, it seems that Woo's daughter, Ming, has became new adviser since it was proven that Zhihui couldn't handle the shame of what happened in the episodes "Emperor's Rule Part 1 and 2". Ming has not only lost and matured out of her father's attatude, but has grown to be an attractived Ibex, AND recently became an accomplished Kung Fu Master. This rekindled Monkey's interest beyond belief! However, Ming is clearly not fond of what happened in the Secret Admirer episode, no longer over the delayed rescue, but the fact that Monkey only liked Ming for what she was cabale of, not helping that since she's now a pinicale of beauty, for that as well, and didn't like Ming for who she really is, albeit back when she wasn't exactly a true gem. Now Monkey is in a struggle to prove that he does like Ming more then that now, all the while treading on uneasy waters of an over-protective Woo. The Misfits stayed over to enjoy the feast and festival to follow after. However, there's a great concern in town. Pang Bing has returned, restored of her powers, and now working with a bumbling snarky assistent, an elephant named Wu-Hu, who's at worse a petty con artist who Pang promised an un-countable fortune for helping her. To make sure that a repeat of her defeat can't happen again, she captured all of the villains from the Kung Fu Panda TV series, even kidnapping Junjie, Hundun, Meng Tao, Zhou Dan, and Taotie from the villain teams. She even managed to capture some of the stronger Lougers and gained control of them. Eventually, the party was ambushed by the controled villains and allies, with the rest of the lougers captured, along with Hu and Woo, leaving only Po, Lu Kang, A broken hearted Ming, Gazelle and Duke Weaselton. With Pang Bing planning another mass-mind control with a new couldron and a powerful spell to create an artifictal eclipse, she now not only wants to gain control of Dreamworks China, but all of the Universes. The remaining group have no choice but to get help from the only thing an actual threat and equil level to Pang Bing: Professor Eagle Beak and his posse.

Material Used
This is what Pang Bing sings when she shows up to the party.

Chapter 1: An Invitation From Hu and Woo/Emperor Lu Kang Changes A Lot
A Residential House, Night Inside the House. New Music plays as giant presents appeared surrending the duo, as The Lougers, Nick and Judy with the UUPD, even Gazelle and Duke, burst out of the presents! ALong with familier silluettes in fanastic displays!
 * As an iconic chrismas song played, an animal family were seen slumbering, as in their living room, a tree and many presients await the day for chirsmas.
 * Suddenly, an iconic silluette was seen flying around, and looked like it was Santa flying in his sleigh...... Only with one Raindeer.
 * However, apawn closer inspection, the "sleigh" is actselly a far too tecnologically advance for it to be a proper Santa sleigh, as the bags were filled, not with goodies, but valuables from homes and even some of the children's gifts that are of greater monitarial value.
 * This isn't Santa. It's none other then the netorious and infamous Holiday Bandits.
 * A lone female raindeer was seen laughing quietly, but sinisterly.
 * Female Raindeer: "...... Boys, our Raindeer Games will leave us with a VERY Merry Christmas.... To us."
 * The Not Santa Polar Bear almost simular to the Main Character of the infamously unpopular Norm of the North is seen, along side a weasel simular to Duke Weaselton in an Elf Costume.
 * Not Santa: "Duh, Yeah boss. Stealing presients and expensive stuff is duh, great."
 * Fake Elf Weasel: "He-he-he-he! You are one naughty Raindeer, Chesibelle, and I respect ya for it. First the whole stealing this fancy techno sleigh from Mega-Sci Corp, then me and my associate steal all this stuff to take back to Zootopia and sell to the black market! And having that nerdy techno snake disguise as a "snowman"? Genius! I bet my dory cousin Duke could never figure this out!"
 * Chesibelle: "Hold your phrase till after we made our heist. (To a comlink) Hissbert? You in place?"
 * An Innosent looking Snowman is at the very house they're on, when it suddenly gain tank trackers and moved for abit, as inside, is the tecnological interior of a Tecno-Wiz of a snake looking simular to Sir Hiss.
 * Hissbert: "Yes Miss Chesibelle. I'm in position. I'll monitor for any new activity at ze earliest convinence."
 * Chesibelle: "Perfect.... (Giggles sinisterly) BOB?! MIKE?! Get busy?!"
 * Bob the Polar Bear Fake Santa and Mike Weaselton Elf get to work quickly!
 * The duo approuch the chimney.
 * Bob: ".... Uh..... Mike? How do we get inside the Chimney like Sa-"
 * Mike grabs his mouth!
 * Mike: "Ya know how the boss feels about you-know-who!"
 * Bob: "..... Ohhhh.... Sa-ree."
 * Mike: "It's, sorry, but don't mention it. Not litterally mind you! Anyway, the same way we did with the other chimneys without getting stuck! (Brings out a device) Mega-Sci Corps' Ghosting Tec. Very helpful with our earlier heists, that you appearently forgot about!"
 * Bob: "Ohhhhh..... Sorry Mike."
 * Mike uses the device and the duo go down the chimey with no issue.
 * The duo arrived in the living room.
 * The both are carring empty sacks.
 * Mike: "Bob, handle the big stuff like that Plasma Screen TV and anything too big for little ol' me. Let me take care of the brats' presents!"
 * Bob: "Okay Mike."
 * Bob went out to do such as Mike began ripping apart presents to see which of them is more worth it.
 * Mike: "Ok, let's see what we gots. (Pulls out a doll) A Barbie Doll? (Mimics a buzzer), Wrong! (Tosses it), (Pulls out a baseball bat)..... I already got 14 of these. (Tosses it away.) (Discovers an expensive diamond rin with some other jewelery accesseries) Ha-cha-cha, I found the misses' gifts! (Stuffs them in the bag) Hehehehehehehe! So much for the naughty getting nothin, eh Bob?"
 * Bob was stuffing the TV, the surround sound Stereos, the gaming systems, some priceless vases and irreplaceable but exspensive family heirlooms, even the kitchen sink for some odd reason.
 * Bob: "Duh, you said it, Mike."
 * Mike taken all of the expensive gifts and began to target the tree's decorations and looted what he deemed the most pricy and overall, worth to steal.
 * Mike turned his attention to a gold plated star.
 * Mike: "..... Hello, dolly. You look like your worth a pretty penny. Come, to papa!"
 * Mike proceeded to get the star and placed it in the bag snickering like muttley.
 * Bob was seen looting a cabit of priceless figureens.
 * Mike was seen trolling about in the hallways and went into rooms like a "Man Cave" Father's Den, and proceed to steal things like priceless sports momentos and autograthed balls of various sports, even having to sturggle with a signed bowling bowl until Bob came to help.
 * Mike and Bob then went into the Mother's dressing room and stole more priceless jewelery, as well as valuable enough faberics and clothing.
 * Bob was in the son's room and took his personal TV and home computer.
 * Mike went into the little girl's room and proceeded to pilfer her balleronia trophies.
 * Bob and Mike were just about done with their deed.
 * Bob: "Did we do good, Mike?"
 * Mike: "In a villain sense of the word, yes. We made off with yet another good heist. Now it's time to vamoose in time for Christmas- (Cutesy music was heard)........ Eve?"
 * Bob: "(Looks at a strange of strange and creepy toys.).... Duh, where'd did all this came from?"
 * Mike: "..... Some thing ain't right, Bob.... We need to scram!"
 * Bob looked at a baby rocker.
 * Bob: ".... Awwww, look at the wittle ba-be."
 * Mike: "(Gets nervious)! Bob, don't! Whatever's happening, we can't risk notice!"
 * Bob was ignoring Mike and moved closer to the rocker.
 * Bob: "Awww, it's a cute and tiny baby..... Coohe coohe coohe-"
 * Fidget growls as he jumpscares Bob!
 * Bob: "DAHHH?! UGLY TINY BABY!?"
 * Mike: "Wait.... That's no baby! That's Fidget of the Shell Lougers?!"
 * Fidget: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU CREEPS?! (RASBERRIES!?)"
 * Mike: "Why you little ugly hobgobblin of a bat! Why I oughta-"

Rooftop! The two began to sang this as the combined forces battle the nightmare chrismas dopplegangers!
 * Mike: "AWWW, CRAP!? RUN BOB, RUNNNNNN?!"
 * Mike and Bob managed to evade the heroes as they went back up the chimey with the ghosting device!
 * The Duo flied up screaming as they landed on the fake slay with the loot intact!
 * Chesibelle: "WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN THERE, YOU IDIOTS?!"
 * Mike: "LOUGERS, COPPERS, NUTCRACKER RUSSIAN DANCE, GAZELLE, AMBUSH?!"
 * Chesibelle: "..... GET STARTED!? (To Comlink) HISSBERT, YOU'D BEEN OUTFOXED, GET MOBLE, WE HAVE TO ESCAPE?!"
 * Hissbert was heard freaking out as the false snowman proceeded to get it's trackers out and rolled out, as the fake slay took flight and followed it and picked it up!
 * Bob: "Hehehehehe, at this rate, the Lougers will never- (Looks behind him and sees the Van, Police Crusers, and familier figures coming after them!) (Cartoonishly freaks out) DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THEY'RE CHASING US?!"
 * The Holiday Bandits are chased by our heroes and the police and additional friends!
 * Squidward: "I HATE, WORKING, ON THE HOLIDAYS!?"
 * Icky: "Same here, Squidy, same here?!"
 * Iago: "Espeically if it's because of these new and quickly infamoys new comers, "The Holiday Bandits"!"
 * Alex: "Well it looks like it's up to up to put these Grinches in their place! (On the radio) Team North, you ready to intersect?"
 * The Silluette was reveiled to be Ginger, riding on her is Alfred, Teddy and Dougie, as aiding them are General Flambe and his family, lead by Flamuman along side the Miser Bros, and Snow Misers' own Snowdraft, Kelvin, Freezearrow, and Frostgard, and joining them is Mime-Me, who seemed to still kept his incredable super-advanced form.
 * Ginger: "On it! I have something to settle with Chesibelle!"
 * Ginger Flew off ahead and met up with Chesibelle!
 * Chesibelle: "(Looks at Ginger)..... Well, if it ain't the so-called heroic "Ginger"...... I know your no hero for attacking innosent children over your stupid belief about punishing the naughty with violence, Gingy!"
 * Ginger: "At least I am not the shame to the famed Rudolf, Chesi! Your brother would be ashamed of you!"
 * Chesibelle snarled as her nose glew green.
 * Teddy: "(Gulp)..... I think you ticked her off."
 * Dougie: "Oh yeah, she is diffently triggered!"
 * Chesibelle tried to fire green lasers from her nose, but Ginger dodges everytime!
 * Chesibelle: "Hissbert?! Now would be a good time for your "Gifts" to the heroes?!"
 * Hissbert: "Alchourse, Mein Leader!"
 * Hissbert presses some buttons in the snowman bot, and thus, a huge holiday themed Mega-Sci Corp blimp appeared, as such, an army of Santa Bots, Forsty-Drones, And Rudolf-Driods flew down in massive waves, as armed to the brime with weaponry!
 * Hissbert: "Everyone, even Marz of all people, mocked me about my ideals of chrismas defence robots!? WELL LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?! (LAUGHS INSANELY AS THE MACHINES BEGAN TO LAND AND INTERSECT THE REST OF OUR HEROES FROM THE HOLIDAY BANDITS?!)!?"
 * Alex: "(On Radio) Misers, we're gonna need more then your finest guys for this!"
 * Snow Miser: "But even THAT might not be enough! Those machanical abominations will overwealm us, even IF they can't kill us as immortals!"
 * Alex: "(On Radio) Don't worry. We knew some friends who knew some REALLY good people."
 * ???: "HO-HO-HO?!"
 * The Guardians arrived, as they are joined by the Snowman Army, along side Carrie and the members of the now former resistence, The Fire Wolves, Otis and Milo's coloney, and even the B-Team Guardians!
 * Heat Miser: "..... Now, I think it's time to.... TURN UP THE HEAT?!"

Flashback Present A new chrismas song plays as the title of the episode makes itself known!
 * Icky: "..... Do those two HAVE to sing that song?"
 * Iago: "It's part of their sthick, live with it."
 * The Lougers and the Police moved on as the machines battle the back-up!
 * Chesibelle sees this!
 * Chesibelle: "HISSBERT?! GET THE BIG ONE HERE?!"
 * Hissbert laughed hissingly as he pressed the big red button, as it summoned forth, a giant Mecha-Nutcracker Bot Nearly the Size of Galaxhar's robot.
 * Mecha-Nutcracker: "Target: Vigilantie Heroes and Law Enforcement. Exicuting: (Darkly) KILLMODE!?"
 * Mecha-Nutcracker brought out it's weapons!
 * Kolwalski: "....... I think, I know, what I want for chrismas......"
 * Skipper: Shut up and give analysis!
 * Kowalski: I recommend we-
 * Skipper: Blow it up with a bazooka! Way ahead of you! Rico?
 * Rico: (Hacks a bazooka and fired, destroying the Mecha-Nutcracker's eyes)
 * Mecha-Nutcracker: ERROR-ERR-ERROR! VISION OBSCURED! UNIT INCAPABLE OF COMBAT! MUST INITIALIZE LAST RESORT SELF-DESTRUCT NUKE PROGRAMMING!
 * Skipper: NUKE?!? Oh, JESUS, WE ALREADY DEALT WITH A NUKE PROBLEM LAST MONTH!!
 * Merlin: Don't worry. (Magically teleports the Mecha-Nutcracker into space as it explodes)
 * Patrick: Ooooh, pretty lights!
 * Hissbert: "MY BEAUTIFUL BABY?!"
 * Sandy: (On intercome while the chase resumes) Ho, ho, ho, I'm Sandy Claus, and I say we got ourselves a gang of Grinches, one in a Santa suit attempting to steal Christmas.
 * Thief: ("Joke's on you, jackasses! He did no such thing. It CAN'T be stolen! Said book said so!")
 * Creeper: (Intercom) Joke's on you, jackasses! He did no such thing. It CAN'T be stolen! Said book said so!
 * Thief: ("I JUST SAID... WELL... THOUGHT THAT!"...(Sighs)... I HATE being mute!")
 * Chesibelle: "(Ignors Ginger momentarly about being accused of simply stealing chrismas)...... Grinches? You think I'm masterminding all this just to steal Chrismas, you louge-for brains?! IT'S MORE PERSONAL THEN THAT?! (Fires a green lazer at them as the misfits and cops dodge)!"
 * Nick in Judy's cruser: "WHOA!? I heard of nose projectiles before, but this is just given a rediciulious holiday/Sci-Fi twist!"
 * Ginger: "Hey, your beef is with me, Chesi!"
 * Chesibelle turned her attention back to Ginger as Ginger still actobaticly dodged, even with the screaming elves on her back as the green laser misses!
 * Teddy: "GINGER, REMEMBER THAT YOU HAVE PASSINGERS!?"
 * Dougie: "You see, this is why the Women Driver Steriotypes exist!"
 * Chesibelle: "Bob!? Get rid of those annoying misfits and the cops?! I have an old "friend" to deal with!"
 * Bob: Duh, okay boss! (Takes out a ridiculously-large minigun)
 * Banzai: JESUS, DUDE, I THOUGHT THESE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE CHRISMAS BURGLERS, NOT A MILITA?!
 * Mike: "And we would've still if it wasn't for having an ex-Mega-Sci Corp Sciencetist!"
 * Icky: "Oh course, the same guy respondsable for the robots we dodged as there's now a big battle in a residential neightberhood."
 * Teddy: (Sighs) We got this! (He and his elf friends got out their coal launchers)
 * Mike: A COAL launcher? (Laughs) What, are you gonna STONE us to death? (Laughs until they knocked out Hissbert, and Bob!)... And consider my pet peeved! (Grabs the minigun, starts it up as the heroes dodged while still giving chase!)
 * Private: WE'RE GONNA DIE ON CHRISTMAS!!!
 * Mike: (Screams wildly until Grace was shown to having been riding on Mime-Me this entire time, and shot him in the head with a piece of coal) HAH! You really think a measly lump of coal is gonna beat ME? Well, you are VEEEEEERY correct, because I might be blacking out! (He fell flat on his face in the slay)
 * Grace:... Don't mess with my husband, BITCH!
 * Chesibelle sighed annoyed!
 * Chesibelle: "I swear, these guys are gonna slow me down!"
 * Gets the Tecno Slay off and is now free to take Ginger head on!
 * Chesibelle: "There's nothing to hold me back now, Ginger! I will finally make you pay with what you did to me?!"
 * Icky: "(Intercom) Ok, seriously, WHAT'S THE BACKSTORY HERE?!"
 * Ginger: "(Sighs)...... When I ended up hurting the wrong child, it ended up sending a bad exsample against new reindeers at the time. The Elf Council became, REALLY strict about newbies and only veterans like her brother and my folks were since allowed to do runs only...... Chesibelle, was hoping to become a new Reindeer Legend worthy of her brother, but..... It never happened. Her promised run was cancelled as due to caution. It's, among the reasons why I feared resentment from more then just my folks."
 * Chesibelle: "You, ruined my life?! AND the chance to make an impact in the holidays! AND ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID BELIEFS?! I, AM GONNA MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR IT!?"
 * Chesibelle began firing at Ginger as Ginger dodged, then proceeded to put the three Elves in various locations to put them out of harms way, then proceeded to fly around as Chesibelle chased her!
 * Chesibelle kept firing at Ginger!
 * Chesibelle: "MY PLAN WAS PERFECT?! I HAVE TWO BUMBLING BURGLERS AND A MAD DOCTOR TAKE AWAY THINGS OF WORTH TO PEOPLE, NOT TO STEAL CHRISTMAS IN THE WAY A DR. SEUSS CHARACTER DID, BUT TO SHOW THE ELF COUNCIL THAT THEY MADE A MISTAKE IN NOT LETTING ME SHOW MY TRUE POTAINTIONAL! I WOULD MAKE IT THAT THEY'LL BEG ME TO BECOME PART OF SANTA'S SLAY TEAM AFTER HOW QUICKLY I WAS ABLE TO GET TWO BURGLERS AND A NUT GENIUS TO STEAL PRESENTS AND VALUABLES IN A NIGHT!?"
 * Ginger: "So all of this, was just to show the elf council that they should've allowed you be in a slay team?!"
 * Chesibelle: "What, ya thought I did for the sake of it? And yet you saved Chrismas of 2014 from North Wind and friends? Ugh, you proved once again that your still are, and will always will be, an embarisment to all Reindeer!"
 * Ginger: "AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE STEALING FROM PEOPLE!? AND WHY HAVE A TECHNO-SLEIGH WHEN YOU CAN FLY!?"
 * Chesibelle: "It's cover on making it look that I'm a normal reindeer to fool outsiders! Also, it was Hissbert's idea. It's kinda his control station for his overglorified toys. NOW HOLD STILL SO I CAN MAKE YOU AS GREEN AS A CHRISTMAS TREE?!"
 * Chesibelle kep firing, but Ginger kept flipping about!
 * Chesibelle: "HOLD, STILL?!"
 * Chesibelle formed a laser sword on her nose and curls up into a ball and mad saws at Ginger, as she quickly dodged!
 * Chesibelle fliped back into fighting stance!
 * Chesibelle: "UGH!? NO WONDER THAT DISGRUTLED SNAKE GOD HAD A HARD TIME GETTING RID OF YOU!? YOU, DON'T, STAY STILL!?"
 * Chesibelle was charging up for a desistating attack!
 * Ginger: Uh, yeah, that's the point of FIGHTING, dumbass! (Chesibelle fired her charged-up green-nose laser attack as Ginger dodged it and, lunged at Chesibelle who was shocked at the speed, Ginger grabbed her, and in slow motion, threw Chesibelle into the snow as the techno-sleigh retrieved her as she recovered)... HAD ENOUGH YET?!?
 * Chesibelle: WHEN PIGS FLY!! (Icky was about to speak) ON EVERY WORLD IN THE UUNIVERSES!!!
 * Icky: Hmmph, freaking smartass!
 * Lian: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?!?
 * Chesibelle: As a matter of fact... (She gets her unconjustious trio of partners off) For safety reasons, because this tecno-slay is.... MORE THEN MEETS THE EYE!?
 * Icky: "WE'RE NOT ALLOWED TO REFERENCE TRANSFORMERS, LADY! Scroopfan doesn't seem to be a huge fan of that."
 * Chesibelle: "Trust me, it fits here because of THIS?!"
 * She presses a button that turns the sleigh into a giant robot mech)
 * Icky:..... WHO MAKES A TECNO-SLAY THAT BECOMES A BATTLE ROBOT MECH?!
 * Thunderclap: "That Dr. Hissbert guy."
 * Icky: "...... Samrtass."
 * Shrek: "Daaaa, qucik yer belly aching! We can still take this bad little deer know her place!
 * Icky: Oh, sure, let's do that when the sleigh is a KICKASS ROBOT MECH!!!
 * Chesibelle: I SHALL CRUSH YOU ALL!!! (She uses her magic to augment it's laser palms as they release Kamehameha-like blasts as the heroes dodged)
 * Ginger: You DO realize that I'm immortal, and you still can't beat me, right?
 * Chesibelle: I'm a magical reindeer. I sure as f*** can take that away from you!
 * Ginger: Then why haven't you done so already?
 * Chesibelle:... DAMMIT!!!
 * Ginger: (She flies straight into the mech as she continues to wail on it until Chesibelle blasted her to a wall, knocking her out)
 * Chesibelle: That might not have killed you, but it'll keep you out of this! Now, to deal with this flying dumpster! (Fires Kamehameha-beams at the van as they barely dodged)
 * Gazelle: (Flies out of the van) THAT IS ENOUGH! (She fires her Uniter Blade at the robot mech as it caused it to literally fall apart, leaving Chesibelle to fall right near her hooves)... You're in BIG trouble! Now hand us the presents, and nobody gets hurt!
 * Chesibelle:... (She tries flying away until Ginger recovered quickly and intersected her)!
 * Ginger: "..... And by the by..... Freezer hits harder then that!"
 * Ginger headbutts Chesibelle straight into the ground!
 * Gazelle and Ginger formed around a defeated Chesibelle.
 * The others began to join in at a safer distence.
 * Ginger: "..... Now hows about you give up the presents and belongings?"
 * Chesibelle: "..... Your african friend, pretty much..... Destroyed them. They WERE in the mech after all, so-"
 * ???: "Yoooooo-hooooooo!"
 * Chesibelle looked in surprise and saw that South Wind and a young New-Age North Wind were seen with the presients and belongings.
 * South Wind: "Splended job on saving the stolen items, NW Jr. And your own staff is already powerful."
 * NW Jr.: "I was so fast, the exploudtion looked slower!"
 * South Wind: "Precisely!"
 * Chesibelle: "..... AW, COME ON?! All, I wanted, was to prove my worth! To make the Elf Council regret not allowing my chance to shine! THAT'S ALL I WANTED OUT OF ALL OF THIS?! It was NOTHING personal to anyone?! Well maybe except you Ginger, but that's irrevelent! It was nothing against Chrismas! It was only to make it see that the Elf Council was wrong to turn my potaintional down, because some STUPID WHORE, beat up the wrong kid?! Before all this, I would never hurt anyone?!"
 * Ginger: "To be fair, the Elf Council are by the book snobs. Sometimes they're too by the numbers to be helpful to everyone."
 * Grace: "Mimi-Me here, can relate to that, missy."
 * Chesibelle: "I wasn't allowed to take part in Chrismas?! I, wasn't allowed to be like my brother?! I wasn't able to make a name for myself! You had any idea what my life is like just being a nobody aside being related to a celeberty?! People can actselly be surprised that Rudolf is my brother?!"
 * Jennet: "RUDOLF IS YOUR BROTHER?!"
 * Axle face palms!
 * Chesibelle: "..... THAT PROVES MY POINT!? By all accounts, I love my brother, but he inadvertingly left me in his shadow when Santa asked him to help out in a particularly bad storm! He was made so famous, THEY EVEN MADE A SONG ABOUT HIM?! THAT GETS SO MANY VERSONS!? You have any idea how many versons and readitions of "Rudolf the Red-nose Reindeer" are?!"
 * Teddy: "..... Uh, Alfred?"
 * Alfred checks up Rudolf songs in his imPad
 * Dougie: "..... Well?"
 * Alfred:...10,000!
 * Icky:... I thought it would be lower than that.
 * Alfred: Not in the UUniverses. Hundreds of worlds means hundreds of variations of everything.
 * Chesibelle: SO YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASHAMED FOR NOT HONORING MY BROTHER'S LEGACY!!!
 * Grace: Look, just because your brother is famous, it doesn't mean the REST should be. For Pete's sake, YOU'RE at the very least making your brother look TERRIBLE by doing these nasty deeds!
 * Chesibelle:... I... I hadn't thought of that.
 * Grace: So?
 * Chesibelle:... Oh, f*** it! If I can't be loved, N-
 * Gazelle: Ok STOP!... Before you end up saying something that will contridict your prior feelings for your brother AND possability say something awful about Ginger and make yourself look worse, consider this, going that way will only make you look more like a victimiser instead of the victim. What happened with you, is merely the fault of higher athortity, taking someone else's mistake too seriosuly. Why, by all accounts, you should be more mad at them then Ginger. After all, THEY were the ones who took away your hope to be like your brother, NOT Ginger. Yes, they did it because of her mistake, but for her mistake alone. It wasn't like Ginger WANTED it to happen. She clearly feels awful for what she did and aims to make amends for it. Besides.... How was she suppose to know ahead of time that the councilers would be worried about more rookie mistakes over her accsident, and did what they did? She's clearly not all knowing, or otherwise, hey, we wouldn't be having this conversation now. And even then, the Elf Councilers meant no malevolence to you, they only wanted to keep their world safe from those who would exploit them for their selfish and/or petty desires. You can't blame them for being afraid of having your people's secrets being used for misguided or dishonest means. Heck, they probuly did this to keep untrained reindeer safe from being mistaken as wild animals, or even to fall in the clutches of true beleivers. My point is, sometimes wanting something badly enough hurts more than it gives. And I should know! There was someone I held a grudge on for so long, a single hurtful word... Lead her down the wrong path. That was Dawn Bellwether. And look where she is now. Fraternizing with a crackpot robot. I had once explained that she hated me because of unfortunate circumstances involving pranks at inconvinent times thanks to her opressive bullies..... Well, truth be told, it was nothing more then a mere domino for a line-up for a far more.... Sad end of a great friendship.
 * (Gazelle): We were both great friends in high school, but she was the victim of bullies who used sensitive stereotypes against her. And she and I were very close, and I ALWAYS stood behind her. But the day I regret began...when she became jealous of me for being a greater influence on the school than she was. So, when she ended up using her strong influence as an ancestor of a past senator of Zootopia and used it to make better contributions that made me inferior, especially when it lead to me losing a chance to get money to pay for a mother's day gift for my mother who I missed dearly ever since a prior car crash tragity left her and papa incapable to care for me as well as one for my adopted tiger mother, I was rightfully angry. I renounced our friendship by using those sensitive stereotypes against her. Yes, she cried and ran away and I was sure she learned a lesson, but that lesson didn't went to a benevolent way, because later, she became Assistant Mayor years since I last saw her. Then one day, during a fateful day...
 * Gazelle: (She was shocked when Bellwether's voice was heard as the news was played)
 * (Bellwether): Fear ALWAYS works! And I'll dart every predator in Zootopia to keep it that way!
 * (Gazelle):... When those words came out of her mouth, I realized that the words I said to her that fateful day, was what made her sensitive about her species to begin with, and most hurtful for all, when a FRIEND of hers said it. And now, she's a criminal who was THIS close to making Zootopia, into ANOTHER Herbavoris!
 * Lord Shen: "...... I always figured it should've taken more then insensitive heathens to cause a little sheep to be so diabolical."
 * Judy:... Gazelle, that's... Surprisingly rough! No offence, but.... That was NOT, what I expected to hear about the nicest Mammal of Zootopia!
 * Gazelle: Do not get me wrong. The Gazelle you see now is the result of growing wiser and knowing regret. By all means, I was only a teenager who didn't know any better back then. I didn't wanna talk much about the details about our friendship because I feared I would be judged horribly because of all that Dawn did. I blame myself HORRIBLY for ruining Dawn to where she is now, and all because of some lousy money! I was selfish, rude, self-centered, and hurtful!
 * Nick:... Look, to be fair, Yakity-Yak started it first. She was the one who decided to be envious of you, and played the "I was related to a historic big shot"! By all accounts, Belly, was the selfish one here, because she was insecure about herself since, based on the other problem with your relationship, assumed that you were in on the pranks those jerks were doing. What you did, was just putting your foot and showing that little lamb that Bo Peep wasn't gonna put up with her nasty little fluff. Besides, how were you suppose to know she turned into an insane mastermind? You were not yet capable of that freaky vision stuff, so you didn't know! Just as much Green Envy here can't blame someone else for an unfortunate chain of events, you can't blame yourself with what happened to Bellwether. You didn't asked her to go kookoo bananzai with Night Howlers and dragged some supremacist sheep into this. She did that out of her volition, when she could've just as easily realized that, maybe ruining people's lives over being envious and petty is a BAD thing, and maybe I should be like my ancestor and do things right, but no! She made her own mistakes..... Look.... It's fine if you felt bad for not being a perfect friend to Bell-Head. But no one's gonna judge you poorly for it. What happened with Belly, was her own fault. She wasn't asked or enfluenced into this by anyone, but herself. Heck, even then, hate the jerks who gave Preds a bad name for starting all that. But don't hate yourself. And even if you still had to insist that Bellwether was somehow your fault.... Well I think I know alot of fans, a certain manager, and a loving tiger family, who know all too well, that you did more enough to redeem that mistake by inpsiring equility to folks.
 * Gazelle shed some tears for this.....
 * Nick: ".... All right, all right, bring it in-"
 * Gazelle quickly grabbed Nick and hugged him!
 * Nick: "WHOA! When the oppertunity presents itself, you do NOT delay!"
 * Chesibelle:... Oh, you think that little sob story's going to make me feel bad? Like the walking british hunter's trophy said, she started it first! You were just ending it!
 * Nick: YEESH, I know your having the worse day of life right now, but that's no exuse for such a speciesist comment!
 * Gazelle: (Let's Nick go, donning a major serious face) But I still have no excuse hurting her feelings like that, even if it was to show that I didn't appreciate my goal being snuffed by her immature actions. Being snuffed of a one-time opportunity is NO excuse to just emotionally hurt someone! It's wrong unless you have a VERY good excuse. And both our excuses simply do NOT hold much weight. Money is a corruptive thing that anyone will do ANYTHING for, INCLUDING crimes. So is fame! I am telling you this because if Ginger's past had gone on a little differently after this, how do you think she would turn out?
 * Chesibelle: Why act like you care about me? You don't know what MY life is like!? To live under a sibling's shadow?! I may've said I love my brother, THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM OF LIVING IN HIS SHADOW!? That leaves, SO MANY UNFAIR EXPECTATIONS FROM EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT?! AND WHAT GOOD IS BEING RELATED TO A FAMOUS BROTHER IF YOU FAIL TO MEET THAT EXPECTATION, BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S SCREW-UP!?
 * Gazelle: You think you can judge me for not seeing what it's like to be under someone's shadow? I was not perfect growing up. And as a matter of fact, I do live under a shadow..... MANY, shadows..... And they, were the once barers of the fallen Uniters, who did things so great, what I accomplished awhile back, looks like child's play in compairison! So don't, you, DARE, say I know little of High Expectations! But you know what inspired me to become a singer before I even remotely understood the Uniter Blade? I'll tell you... Hope and compromise! I had hoped that my songs, which are mostly centered around hope and compromise, would actually hold a lot of weight in Zootopia, hopefully end the stereotype terror so nobody could repeat what me and Dawn went through. You need to know what's good and bad, and you need to know that life is not all sunshine and lollipops just like our advertisements said. In fact, I MADE it that way. What I did was inspire people through something like what Judy went through. (Judy was surprised) She always thought that Zootopia was beyond Utopian..... Though to be fair, "Zootopia" Does borrow from "Utopia" in hindsight, but I diegress. But when she went through a LOT of hardships, even almost getting fired from her dream job TWICE, there was hope! And that was both Nick and, ironically, Dawn, though not necessarily in that order. Dawn supported Judy's redemption and quest to prove she could be something better than a meter maid when Bogo was about to fire her for insubordination.... Though granted, it was possibly because she needed someone to discover where the missing mammals were going to. The second time, Judy was accused of wasting time about a savage jaguar and Nick was there to stand up for her. And despite his species' stereotypes, IT ACTUALLY WORKED! Bogo, though he wasn't exactly nice to Nick initially, didn't accuse him of sneakiness or trying to con him, as Nick made legitimate good points. THAT'S what hope means! It means putting hope in what you're fighting for and NEVER giving up. You can't expect miracles to happen all the time, but it's not something that should be taken in vain. You're clearly rooting for hope that the Elf Council made a mistake of not allowing you to show your best, as misguided as it is, but you're missing the SECOND importance, compromise! You're not taking morality into account. I mean, let's be honest. Stealing gifts and belongings with two of Zootopia's criminals and a vengeful scientist, is likely to send the wrong message instead of your intentions to prove your worth. Sure, they will regret not allowing you to prove your worth, but not in the way you would wish. I virtually inspired every person in Zootopia to follow their dreams and go through quests to find themselves and try everything they can until they finally reach their goal.
 * Judy:... So... You knew that what I went through would happen?
 * Gazelle: Well, your announcement of predators being 'biologically supposed to be savages', was admittedly an unpleasant surprise, but otherwise, I by all means didn't expected you to be perfect.... I only expected you to try your hardest, even if you fail.... And I don't blame you for making that mistake to begin with, because sometimes, we're not going to have answers to everything at the right and wrong times. But I knew you would pull through. Yet when I heard that you finally did it... So followed my discovery of the mistake I left on Dawn. I never expected HER to be responsible for the Night Howler incident all because she was sensitive about her species to the point where she was underappreciated all down to how she was treated in the Mayor's office. People who live in Zootopia can say the same thing. At first, they're stuck, and don't know what to do. But with one speck of hope, they rise to the top, and form their great place in Zootopia. I became a singer to inspire, to make people no matter what their species take their first step. I was like you, Judy, just like everyone else. We were lost. But when we give hope, we can do anything.
 * Judy: (Softly sobbed and started to embrace her)
 * Gazelle: Oh, don't be so mushy, it was hard enough to sit through your redemption scene with Nick.
 * Nick: "I'd asked if there's a room for a 3rd, but I think I'm good with my hug quota."
 * Chesibelle: Ohhhh, BROTHER!? AND I THOUGHT THE RANKIN-BASS CLAYMATIONS WERE MUSHY!? YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BE MOVED BY YOUR LITTLE SPEECH?!? WELL, YOU WERE SADLY MISTAKEN! UNITER PRINCESS OR NOT, YOUR JUST ANOTHER ANNOYING OBSTACLE TO MY BIG DEBUTE?! AND I AM NOT GOING TO REST UNTIL I GET TAKEN SERIOUSLY, YOU HEAR ME?!?
 * Grace:... Yikes, you really ARE anxious about being in your brother's shadow.
 * Chesibelle: "IF I HAVE TO BEAT EVERYONE UP, JUST TO PROVE THAT I AM WORTHY OF CHRISTMAS FAME, EVEN IF IT'S INFAMY, SO BE IT?! I'LL TAKE YOU ALL DOWN?! (TURNS TO GINGER) STARTING, WITH, (CHARGES UP HER DESISTATION BLAST ATTACK AGAIN), YOU!?"
 * Chesibelle fired the charge attack, as Ginger dodged!
 * Ginger: Ya know what, Chesibelle, it's about time I smack some sense into you ANYWAY!? (They continued to fight until Ginger did some magical Christmas-style Kung Fu move that caused a bright white snowflake-highlighted light that caused everything to fade into white as everything recovered)
 * Chesibelle:... (She recovered as well, but plopped into the floor in defeat, and was surprisingly crying)...
 * Shifu:... What did you do?
 * Ginger: One of the Christmas Fu- (Some of the Lodgers scoffed).... Expected that one. Anyway, it's one of the moves Santa taught me since the Dark Man Scrooginess incident. It's the Kick of (Dubbed as SMG4 Santa and in the same bit) CHRISTMAS SPIIIIRIT!!! It's a kick that literally kicks the naughty out of anyone. Christmas spirit makes anyone happy, and that kick was one of the purest moves that channels it. Right now, Chesibelle's no longer evil, but she's back to where she left off before she made the decision to become evil. All we need to do now is inspire her to do something better.
 * Gazelle: "Well I'm sure she'll remember what I have said prior."
 * Ginger: "And she does, but it has to be more personal. And it has to be from someone she knows truely better then anyone."
 * Icky: "Oh, gee, and the only one like THAT is Rudolf, who's likely REALLY busy with St. Nick right now! What are the odds he would even show up at the last possable min-"
 * ???: You do know that he sees EVERYONE, right? (Rudolph flew in with Dragon Realms Santa)
 * Girl Sora:... Is THAT the Dragon Realms Rudolph? He mysteriously looks like an older version of the Rankin-Bass Rudolph.
 * Rudolph: And I went through the SAME mishaps, except with a few changes. Especially the Reindeer Games, which are actually extreme enough to make Rainbow Dash blush, AND make the Ben Affleck movie look like a good depiction. And oddly enough, Santa says that me and Rainbow are alike in some ways. I LOOOVE action and all that stuff. Plus, you'll never BELIEVE what new stuff my nose can do besides illuminating foggy Christmas Eve nights. Especially since Santa's reindeer are like a less-military version of the Wonderbolts. But after so many damn times you heard my song, you can imagine how THAT turned out. Anyway, sis, ever since I heard about the trouble you caused, I've been trying for YEARS to search for you and apologize for all the neglect I shined on you.
 * Chesibelle: ".... What good is an apology when I am pretty much trapped as a nobody. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! GO BACK TO BEING TREATED LIKE I DON'T MEAN ANYTHING IN THE LONG RUN?! WHAT KIND OF LIFE IS THAT?!"
 * Rudolf: "I am not adovating complancy in an unfair life..... I am trying to bring back the sister that I cared for no matter what. You shouldn't go out of your way to make everyone miserable on the holidays, just because you didn't get what you wanted in life. You shouldn't act like that the world owes you the greatest life ever because of a major mishap."
 * Soothsayer blankly stared at Shen....
 * Lord Shen: "...... What?"
 * Rudolf: "Above all, making others miserable, doesn't help you in the slightist. If it gets anything through this subbern mindset you don.... I don't care at all about being famous....... It's nothing but a meaningless perk for a greater goal.... Bringing joy and cheer. Because as long as there's that, I couldn't even give a 1000 and 1 darns about how many songs people make of me! Fame is meaningless, and fleeting, and is only there until the next big thing happens. Someday, there'll be a new holiday icon for people to obsess over and make the same jiggle over and over again but in a different sytile. By the by, have you noticed that Chrisymas has a problem with making original songs? It's usually always the same thing but in a different version. Heck, that's not even one of the worst aspects of fame, of which we're all better off not referencing them."
 * Icky: "(Shudders), I know what your talking about reguardless."
 * Rudolf: "My point is, if it wasn't for the worthwhileness of making children and adults alike happy, I would've been glad to be an average joe.... Apart, from the nose. I wouldn't give anything to have people look at me with a "Meh" expressing instead of being too happy for me because of being famous. It's not like they like you for who you are, but because of your status. I mean, believe me, if Santa never asked me to help out that one famous time, people would've still treated me poorly. I know for the fact that our fellow reindeer not legitamently nice ones like Santa's main team, are only nice to me NOW, because Santa made me apart of the team. In fact, I kinda thought that people wouldn't give a darn, cause I was just helping out that one time and for the good of Christmas."
 * Chesibelle: "..... But..... How come, I saw you basking in the lime light?"
 * Rudolf: "Hey, it's not to say I HATE the idea of having fans, it's just not something I asked for. There's nothing wrong with giving the people what they want, but you have to realize that, they're only so excited for you, cause of fame. Trust me, the other Reindeer, wouldn't otherwise even give too bucks about me if I didn't get to be Santa's team. What I'm saying is..... Fame doesn't give real respect.... It may get you noticed, but it's not truthfully fulfilling, and brief in the long-run. That being said however...... I'm sorry if I unintentionally left you to think that way about fame. I never knew you actselly had a problem with people like that. I never meant to be famous to the point that everyone thought I was a unique prodigy."
 * Icky: "Too be fair, the other Rudolfs in the universes are only children."
 * Rudolf: "..... Of course, THAT had to be an issue as well..... But reguardless, you don't need to be famous with people to get them to even so much as have a better respect for you. Just be yourself..... And I mean the you that was my sweet little sister..... Not, (Shows the end result of the battle that shows piles of broken bots) THIS."
 * Chesibelle: "....... How can I? I'm likely to get exiled to Greenland anyway. What's the point?"
 * Santa: "..... Chesibelle, if it helps, I'll work something out with The Elf Council and Mother Nature to, do things with you differently."
 * Chesibelle: "Figures, even Santa has just given up on-...... WAIT WHAT!?"
 * Icky: "Hey he's Santa afterall. The Big Jolly Dude don't hold grudges."
 * Santa: Indeed. I'm supposed to be the nicest person ever. Sure, Santas from the likes Robot Chicken, American Dad, and Family Guy, have indeed failed to live up to, certain standerds, whether provoked into it or simply that they weren't turthfully Santa material. Espeically not the Robot Santa of Fururaroma. Ever since it's debute, the Santa community took FOREVER to make people forget that crazed bot happen. It's also why we became rather, touchy about science trying to control and embulate chrismas. Heck, it's why O gave this one mad sciencetist a hard time over that freaky invention about turning coal into toys.
 * Icky: "I remembered when we made a joke about that.... Ahhh, nostaglia memories."
 * Santa: But apart from that, they can actselly be entertaining if you can mind the failure of proper standerds. The Robot Chicken Santa was funny enough to keep around, though..... He has to be put on probation away from Coca Cola Companies.... And we're still working out his weird standerds about having reindeer and lizard people monsters attacking his elves. Heck, he did that himself once. But the American Dad Santa, well, he's the worse of the standerd failures! He was a murderous and criminalistic Santa that we had to fire for making us look horrible. Now he's on Mugshotra as the villains' own Santa, only he's called Malo Claus, 'malo' meaning what you think it does.
 * Chesibelle: And the Family Guy Santa?
 * Santa: Oh, him...well... I mean, yeah, he was recently mean-spirited as he stalked, terrorized, and almost strangled someone to death for understandable reasons, and we would've had him on trial had it not been for his PREVIOUS depiction as a literal overwhelmed disaster. Toxic waste, inbred elves, carnivorous reindeer, a terminally-ill Santa, even WE couldn't bring ourselves to try him given that past. We only dubbed it as a work in progress after everything he suffered. That being said, yes, we have gotten him to take anger management classes and to get him to understand that, it was simply Peter Griffin being, himself. I'm sure everyone here knows what he's rather infamous for.
 * Icky: So does Mr. Enter, espeically some of the less then graceful episodes of Family Guy. Trust me, I'm sure all you Santas went through a LOT of s*** throughout the years. Heck, even Christmas has different tones. Especially since Nightmare Before Christmas inspired a LOT of Christmas horror movies, including Silent Night Deadly Night franchise which was hilarious in the one way you know it is, the recent Krampus movie, and probably the craziest our world came up with, Satan Claus.
 * Santa: Oh, saw that too. Creepy. But even with all that, the stuff our Santa community went through was so repetitive, it grew to sheer fun. I mean, think about it. We have the most BORING job in the world. Go down a chimney, eat cookies and milk, deliver presents, and repeat 87 million times. We'd have diabetes if it wasn't for Christmas magic. It's also tecnecally a job with a serious legal issue. I mean, tecnecally, we're breaking into people's houses! Gifts or not, there ARE times when Santas get legally challnaged for that if we weren't careful enough! Heck, even I had to handle some court cases once or twice when someone has a misunderstanding. Even a hostage situation can be considered fun enough. (A cutaway of the Glove and Boots Christmas Spectacular was seen)
 * Chesibelle:... I guess when you put it like that, I guess it would be boring without a little twist.
 * Santa: EXACTLY! It further proves why people like Family Guy Santa fell flat and lost his mind. Sometimes you can save Christmas, sometimes you can't because 'it's inhuman'. We do what we can to make out jobs exciting, and NOT be bored by doing the same job every single year.
 * Chesibelle:... Then... What happens to me?
 * Santa: That's what the Elf Council will decide. But I'll convince them to take it easy on you, provided you make like the Grinch and return the gifts as you should.
 * Chesibelle:... Well, I may as well, cause the Winds already have them.
 * Rudolph: I'm proud of you, sis! (The two hugged)
 * All Heroes: Awwww!
 * Bob and Mike, though briefly touched, tried to sneak away with Hissbert while the going's good.
 * Judy and Nick intervined, along side Duke.
 * Duke: "Leaving so soon, Mikey?"
 * Mike: ".... Hey, cousin..... Look, me and Bob were just doing what we were asked, it was nothing personal against chrismas!"
 * Bob: "Yeah, nothing personal."
 * Hissbert: "I may not had anything against Chirsmas, but my reasoning behind getting involved was more then just a status booster and "Going Grinch" as you keep implying!? Back when Dr. Marz was in charge, my idea of a robotic Christmas Defense Force was MOCKED!? Even by Marz, the fool obsessed with militarizing every worthwhile invention!! Doesn't he have any idea how defenseless people are around the holidays, espeically the kind of times we live in?! A Holiday Robot Defense Force would negate the risks of anarchy and threats against ze innocent! I only wanted to prove that my robots were worth the effort!!"
 * Nick: "..... And yet they lost to an army of lizards, ice people, snowmen, and naked animals."
 * The same defeated robots were seen.
 * Hissbert: "THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WERE NEVER GIVEN THE CHANCE TO BECOME BETTER THAN THAT!! THEY WERE NEGLECTED BY MEGA-SCI CORP, EVEN AFTER MARZ WAS FIRED!! I WAS FIRED FOR STILL INSISTING ON SOMETHING MARZ DEEMED 'FOOLISH' AND 'UNFESTIVE'!? THE NERVE OF THAT HORNHEAD TWAT!!"
 * Nick: "Whoa, easy there, egghead! No need to bring racist slurs into this!"
 * Hissbert: "HOW CAN I, WHEN MY GENIUS WAS IGNORED BY THAT FOOL?! AND AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, XENON ISN'T ANY BETTER SINCE HE DOES NOTHING WITH MY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS?!"
 * ???: "That's mainly because we didn't know about them until now!"
 * Xenon and Kate came in.
 * Hissbert: "........ And look who came about! The so-called "Better Mega-Sci Corp" CEO, and yet, you never capitalised on my forsakened brillience?!"
 * Xenon: "To be fair, your idea for Christmas defense bots were pretty much locked up in an undisclosed storage building. I didn't even know these machines existed. Though the idea was misguided, I otherwise think that the robots do have some potential."
 * Hissbert: "Mock me all you want, but I, Hissbert, will one day proved to you all, that my machines will...... Wait, repeat that?"
 * Xenon: I said they have good potential. But it's clear they have to give it to someone who would have better use for them. In fact, they could be useful for Santa. He could surely use some of these brilliant devices. Even that Mecha-Nutcracker.
 * The remaining Torso and what's left of the head of the Mecha-Nutcracker crashed in the middle of a cul-de-sac, thankfully with no one in the center as everyone saw that....
 * Xenon: "....... It will, have to be rebuildt however..... And it CAN'T be nuclear powered anymore."
 * Mike: "Yeah seriously, WHY DID YOU HAVE THING RUNNING ON NUKE JUICE?! PEOPLE DON'T FUCK WITH THAT STUFF FOR A REASON!?"
 * Hissbert: "Again, THEY WERE WORKS IN PROGRESS?!"
 * Xenon: "Take it easy, Hissbert. Point is, I believe that Santa and his elves might have a better use for them."
 * Hissbert: YOU MEAN SELL MY INVENTIONS TO A BUNCH OF TINY ELVES?!?
 * Teddy: TINY?!? WE ARE SUPER-INTELLIGENT BEINGS ON OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
 * Hissbert: Pbbbt, you couldn't even get into amusement park rides.
 * Alfred: Now THAT is uncalled for!
 * Santa: Hissbert, he's right. Besides, a holiday-centered defense force belongs to a holiday-themed setting. By all means, I will give you the credit you deserve. In fact, the elves have been working on projects for increased labor for years since St. North made that sound a lot more effective. Elves will still make presents, but they might need some more added artificial labor. Your robots can be used for anything.
 * Hissbert:... Well, I mainly meant these as a defence force, but..... I guess that could be a good point.
 * Santa: Exactly. So, I'm willing to make your dream come true on one condition: you must refrain from doing things like this again. Otherwise, you will be placed on my naughty list permanently.
 * Hissbert:... Fair deal. Besides, there's nothing else for me to be evil about since all I ever wanted was to be acknowledged.
 * Santa: You'd be surprised what the future has to offer. It's done then.
 * Hissbert: Thank you, Santa. This is easily a good enough gift.
 * Santa: My pleasure.
 * Icky: "Big question though.... Would you need some help transporting all this stuff, even the giant Nutcracker Zord over there?"
 * Santa: "Generious offer, but my fellow Santa of the Guardians already has that covered. You Lougers did well enough. You all deserve a chance to enjoy chirsmas."
 * Spongebob: "Awww, thanks Santa."
 * Judy: "(Places cuffs on Bob and Mike) And thank you lougers for helping us recapture these two. They would make wonderful gifts for Rouge Pentatentry."
 * Mike: "Figures. We're the ones that get the short end of the stick, Bob."
 * Bob: "But we didn't get sticks."
 * Mike: "..... If my paws were free, I'd facepalm."
 * Everyone laughs.

Cutaway Dragon Temple Invite. Dragon Guardian Temple. Space. Space. KFP Imperial City Inside the Palace.
 * As the song picks up, it was seen that our heroes were preparing up for a huge holiday party!
 * Gazelle is seen to be particularly festive.
 * Kairi was seen festive as well.
 * Po and the Five were seen preparing the feast aloe to the Kung-Fu Panda holiday speical!
 * Pervis: "(Wearing fake Reindeer horns) Look at me, Bubbha I'm a Rain-Deer!"
 * Bubbha: "....... If ya'll were, then it be no wonder why Santa didn't you lead his slay tonight."
 * Lureane: "Oh shoot Bubbha, try to be more nice to him, at least for chrismas...."
 * Bubbha: "...... (Sighs)....... Pervis....... I'm sure you would at least make for a nice, emergency Reindeer. (Pervis gasped happly and hugged Bubbha, to his clear dismay, but he gotten over it surprisingly quick and returned his embrace.)."
 * Lureane: "Awww. I always did knew you had a sweet-side of you, Bubbha."
 * Thunderclap was seen flying up and placing the star on the tree.
 * Thunderclap: "..... I may not understand the tradition of putting stuff on a fir tree, but I think I like it."
 * Downpour was waving a missletoe over-head.
 * Downpour: "...... I've been told that people kiss eachother under this tiny little plant called, "A Miss-Ile Toe"."
 * Thunderclap blushed instintly from this.
 * Thunderclap: "..... N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Now, Downpour, I kinda consider ya more as a friend, and uh-"
 * Downpour grabbed him and gave a big long smooth!
 * Coldfront, Frostbite, and Windgust chuckled and laughed squackingly at this.
 * Frostbite: "Did I told ya, or did I told ya, am I right, wink wink, nodge nodge?"
 * Windgust: "Oh yeah, ya told us allright."
 * Trixie giggled at this.
 * Trixie: "Ohhh, Thunderclap. You had no idea how lucky you truely are."
 * Fidget held a missletoe over them as well, to Trixie's unamusement....
 * Fidget blew a kiss.
 * Trixie: "(Sighs defeatedly)..... You DO have your shots, right?"
 * Fidget: "Baby, the only sickness I got.... Is loooooooove."
 * Batty: "(Shows up from nowhere) Well, tecnecally love isn't a real sickness. It's an abstract consect to discribe affection that moves beyond friendship and-"
 * Fidget flicks Batty's anntena to changed into TV Mode.
 * Batty: "(Mimics a clishe chrismas speical) T'was the night before chrismas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. (Flew away as he continued resiteing his poet.)"
 * Fidget: ".... Now, about that-"
 * Trixie gave a quick smooth on Fidget's head, who quickly shout in excitment in a goofy voice and fell down comicly.
 * Trixie rolled her eyes, not out of annoyence, but of amusement.
 * Trixie: "I'll admit, for a bat that I'm not very sure what kind you are, you are admitingly an amusement to the Great and Powerful Trixie."
 * The Lougers' friends, allies, and family members began entering the Dragon Guardian temple.
 * Icky: "Heeeey, Simba, looking good. The Eds, my main purpetually young defunted cartoon network characters! High up, Zeusy! (He high fives Zeus!) (A gong was heard)! Master Chao, my main lizard, get to see ya came, mah skizzerd. Celly, babe, great for you and the girls and your sister arrived, Shen, would love that, trust me on this! (to Luna) By the by Luna, B.W. under a missletoe by the punch! So you know. (Luna squeed and rushed off!)..... (Boss Wolf was heard screaming!) HA-HA! I love teasing people. Hey, Judy, Nick, Clawhauser, Big Man Bogo, Mayor Lionheart, Hecktor con Laughter, Duke's family, Yax- WHOA, Even the Holidays doesn't changed the nudest attatude, huh? Hey, welcome to the party, Big, you, your daughter, and your scary polor bear friends. How's it going flash..... No need to answer that. Ororo, great to see ya again with your own justice leage. Very festive cape, Algor, very festive. Mulan, Shang, Yao Ling and Chen Po and the princesses, you guys, look, lovely! S'up Qui! Looking for Cynder? At the punch bowl with her boyfriend. Mom, Dad, (Unamused) Yucky, (Back to a cheerful) Disposition Sucky, and Granny! And the rest of my various family members! Great for ya to make it!"
 * Granny: "Icky, we got ourselves a big'ol pile of chrismas surprise for you!"
 * Icky: "Awww, ya shouldn't've! (Littlefoot and friends came in smiling)...... GAH?! YOU LITTERALLY SHOULDN'T'VE!? (HIDES IN THE BATHROOM) THOSE KIDS PRETTY MUCH HATE MY GUTS!?"
 * Cera: "(Scoffs), I told you seeing him again wasn't a brillent mode! He's still afraid of us, as rightfully so! He probuly didn't even seen that episode where he was being stupid with the gizmo thingy!"
 * Icky: "(Behind the bathroom door) It was called Icky and Iago's road to Dragon realms......... And how did ya know that, isn't the Great Valley like, super-primitive."
 * Petre: "Well, your family had magical glowy box thing and we saw that "Epi-Sod" about it."
 * Icky: "(Still behind the bathroom) It's called "TV" and "Episode"..... And how can my folks even able to get that stuff here?!"
 * Cera: "(Groans), Could someone get that cowerdly hatchling out here and face us like a grown-up?"
 * Lord Shen: "Gilda, get the idiot out of the restroom."
 * Gilda: Pleasure! (She drags him out as he literally clawed marks in the floor screaming like a girl along the way until he met Little Foot's friends)
 * Icky: (His pupils shrink)... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Trixie trapped him in the same magic muting shield that Starlight used on her)
 * Ducky: Yeesh, Ickster, you need to chill out.
 * Little Foot: Yeah. Come on, we know there's no hard feelings. We heard the whole story about what happened since you broke up with Dil.
 * Petrie: Yeah! You seem to have changed pretty well to me.
 * Icky: (He stopped as Trixie deactivated the bubble)... Okay, look, if it's any consolation, it was merely predator instinct. Come on, you guys are sure to have grown up exponentially by this point after God knows HOW many movies, and a frickin' TV series!
 * Cera: Uh, Ick, we said there's no hard feelings-
 * Icky: Oh, there's hard feelings alright. It was Dil who suggested we attack you in the first-
 * Gilda: Uh, Ickster, be careful what you say. If we were being spotted by Villain League associates and they reported that you went Scar-blaming-hyenas-for-his-mishaps on Dil, it'll count as provocation, the one thing that will make them act up on Christmas. And we've dealt with enough of that as it is.
 * Icky: But Chrysalis doesn't even HAVE Changelings anymore.
 * Gilda:... That won't stop them from sending ANOTHER HENCHMEN SOURCE!!!
 * Icky: Okay, sorry! Geez!
 * Little Foot: Icky, please, stop being so difficult. We didn't come all this way just to be like Simba was on your little adventure in London with the hyenas because of THEIR out-of-SpongeBob-and-Friends-Adventures villain roles. We came here to make it up to you.
 * Icky: I'll believe that when Sharptooths fly! And I mean the rexes, not something like a toothy flyer!
 * Ducky:... Yeesh, he's got a LOT to get out of his chest, yep-yep-yep!
 * Gricky: Oh, don't mind ol' Icky. He's just a little scared of his own world because he lost a partner, nearly got eaten by a butt-load of predators, and somehow ended up becoming rich as a pet to some formerly-selfish-as-hell Emperor-
 * Icky: Uh, Granny, they're children!
 * Granny: Oh, poo, I'm sure they have gone on adventures and heard cusswords once in a while in every other-worldly adventure crossover they've been in.
 * Petrie: We got used to it at this point, actually.
 * Granny:... See? Why can't you be more optimistic, Ick-Boy?
 * Icky: (Sighs) I'm not going to stick around anymore. I need time to think this through.
 * Cera: (She gets in his way) Oh, no, feathers! We didn't come all this way so you could just walk away.
 * Spike: (Nods 'no') Mmm-mmm!
 * Icky: Look, kids, it's nothing personal. It's just...I'd have to get to be more comfortable with you in order to amend fences with you.
 * Ducky:... I think that can be arranged.
 * Icky: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT-WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN-
 * Little Foot: Please, Icky? It's not going to hurt to at least spend some quality time with us.
 * Icky: But... Uh... But we don't even have anything great to do! The villains are off for the holidays, so there's literally nothing to do but enjoy the Christmas carols that come randomly at our door, enjoy the literal PILE of presents... (An entire pile of presents was seen)... enjoy the snow...
 * (This music played)
 * Patrick: (SpongeBob and Patrick were seen outside snowball-fighting as this music played, only this time at the same level of Sand Castles in the Sand as it was a literal war field and joined by Squidward who was taking it too far again, Sandy who was enjoying the snow with SpongeBob and even converts SpongeBob into a funnel-fed blaster and used him to stuff Patrick's mouth with snowballs in the same fashion as in Snowball Effect)...(He swallows the snow)... Whew! (A gun cock sound was heard as Sandy fired snowballs into his mouth as he gagged)
 * Sandy/SpongeBob: SCORE ONE FOR THE BOYS BACK HOME! (The two giggled together)
 * Squidward: Hello! (The two looked behind as he literally got a snow-made minigun)... And goodbye! (He fired the minigun as he screamed like the heavy along with his own crazy cackling as Sandy dodged the snowballs in slow motion while SpongeBob got piled up on by snow)
 * Icky:... Have a grand feast later, AND enjoy watching Christmas movies and listening to Christmas music.
 * Little Foot: You sure about that?
 * Icky: As sure as a cartoon character can take a BEATING!
 * ???: GUYS! YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE THIS!! (Po and his friends arrived) WE GOT AN INVITE TO OUR HOMEWORLD!!!
 * Peng: What?
 * Mantis: Yeah! It's from Constable Hu and Superintendent Woo.
 * Ducky: "Woo Hu?"
 * Shifu: "They're names of people we knew. They're like friends we're..... Neutrol to."
 * Po: "Well with Hu we're usually cool with, but Woo is abit..... Grouchy. They're part of this system that restricts Kung-Fu to permits. Likely because of something dumb like, trying to avoid property damage, but it benifits NOBODY but the bad dudes!"
 * Cera: "So why have it if it's so useless?"
 * Crane: "Well, sometimes, the goverment is driven by polotics to try and earn favers with the populace. And that includes making those happy that, aren't exactly happy with the end results of the battles bewteen good and evil. But in doing that, that allows evil to have abit more leeway in basicly doing anything want, which not only is inconvinent to All people, but surprise, it leads to property damage anyway, so what was the point of it?!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, trust me, when politics opens up shop in the Great Valley, it's gonna SUUUUUCK!"
 * Ducky: "I don't I like to the sound of Pull-A-Ticks, nope nope nope."
 * Icky: "Oh son of a- It's pronounced, "Politics". P-O-L-I-T-I-C-S. Sometimes it's spell with an "O", but the "I" spelling is considered the CORRECT verson."
 * Ducky: "Sorry. We're still knew to the whole traveling outside of our homeworld thing."
 * Icky: "Ironic considering that the Pooh Adventures Wiki said-"
 * Cera: "OUTSIDE, of our own crossover series by Yru17, who more or less is still working on getting it off the ground. Outside of that, it's been awhile, so we forget."
 * Iago: "So, what does the invite say?"
 * Po: "It's beyond awesome!"
 * Hu's voice: "Dear Dragon Warrior, Members of the Jade Palace, Master Shifu, and the Shell Louge Squad. It is my tears of happiness to inform you that the Emperor, whom you know as Lu Kang, has a very speical plocromation related to the flawwed Permit system that has only done more harm then good. As well as you invite you and the others to the Imperial Winter Feast, an honor rarely granted to anyone outside of friends of the royal family, of which in hindsight, I guess you quilify as friends and what not. And-"
 * Woo's voice: "Are you writing for the heroes?! I wanted to write something in as well!?"
 * Hu's voice: "Please let me do my thing first, then you'll get yours!"
 * Woo's voice: "Ugh, fine, but make it quick! Chop-chop!"
 * (Squidward): "They'd seriously wrote that in?"
 * (Icky): "HA! That's comedy gold worthy of bad creepypastas!"
 * Hu's voice: "Ahem! Anyway. And further more, this Imperial Winter Feast will be a historic one, that'll be remembered for generations.... Well, baring those that don't really tend to pay attention to that sort've thing, but I diegress, it will be remembered in history! Now, Woo wants to write something as well."
 * Woo's voice: "About time, Hu! Ahem! Shell Lougers, it's impourent that you arrive exactly at the capitcal at 8:00 SHARP! Not too soon, not too late! Just because the Emperor is more lax, doesn't mean his council is so easy-going! Espeically not the royal magition, Quack Ku Xun!"
 * The Lougers and Guests were ehard laughing!
 * Woo's voice: "NO LAUGHING?! (The laughter stopped). He's the most powerful magition in all of china! He would even put your wizard friend to shame! Quack expects absolute perfection, espeically since he's leader of the Imperial Council! He's also a politically enfluenceal duck, so he is NOT to be disappointed, or else it would look bad on ALL OF US! He's been known to curse those that disappoint him!? So for your sakes and MINE, do, not, upset him!? Not even once?! OK?!....... Your suppose to agree with me."
 * Voices of muttering in confused agreement.
 * Woo's voice: "Good! Now Hu will sign this off."
 * Hu's voice: "Ahem! Like what Woo said, Master Quack Ku Xun may have a, rather humorious name, he IS a politically powerful bird. And he's punishing to those that failed to impress him. He once cursed this one fellow to be turned into Terracotta for 3 weeks! And he's still not walking right after that! So, do NOT fail to impress him. But aside from that, expect a relitively pleasent Winter Feast, of the royals.... Provided, if you arrive on time. Sign- With Love, Constable Hu, and Superintent Woo. P.S.: WE ARE NOT KIDDING ABOUT QUACK?! CHECK THE TIME NOW AND SEE WHAT YOU GOT?!"
 * The Lougers look concerningly at the clock, as it appears to be 7:40.
 * Shifu: "HYYYYYYY-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! WE HAVE 20 MINUTES TO ARRIVE?!"
 * Icky: "AW MAN!? OUR CHRISMAS PARTY, COMBINED WITH SOLVING THE HOLIDAY BANDITS PROBLEM MUST'VE EATEN OUR TIME LIKE A FAT KID ON CAKE?!"
 * A Fat Kid with Cake was seen!
 * Fat Cake: "Awwww, come on!"
 * Icky: "..... No offence Kid."
 * Gazelle: "Wait, but.... What about our chrismas party with our friends and loved ones? It wouldn't be very fair to leave them out like this?"
 * Po: "Ugh, I know it isn't, but, Lu Kang could have plans to fix the Permit system, even, alltogather dismantle it! We, kinda have to go Gazelle! Besides, Lu Kang is also our friend, AND he's the emperor! He's also, very insecure and very over-sensitive, and though he's no threat, the imperial council ARE?! Espeically that Quack guy! He did WAY worse things then a 3-week suspendion as a terracotta statue! He once cursed a croc to cry! FOR YEARS!?"
 * Gazelle: "..... He sounds kinda cruel. Why would he be allowed to be in a position of power?"
 * Crane: "He cursed his contenders for the position to be incompident until he won the council's faver."
 * Gazelle: "That, that sounds like he rigged the election, if, it's right to say that since you live in an imperial traditionalised monarchy."
 * Shifu: "Worry not about Quack, miss Gazelle. He's not evil about his methods..... He's just abit of a jerk about it."
 * Mantis: "But at least he's a LAWFUL jerk."
 * Gazelle: "How is cursing people for being upset about something "Lawful"!?"
 * Viper: "You kinda have to understand that the chinese empire of our world has been known to be..... Rough and Amoral."
 * Crane: "They're all about major laws and royal decrees. And those that have no respect to it.... Are never heard from again. Even when we have NICE Emperors! I mean, Lu's a great guy, but our imperial council is known to be the leaders behind the emperor, espeically when.... Well..... When the Emperor is up to "Imperial Standerds"."
 * Tigress: "In other worses, having a nice emperor can be just as bad as a rough one, cause then the Imperial Council will have to be rough FOR him. Espeically when Quack is involved."
 * Gazelle: "..... (Sighs)..... It's things like that makes me glad that Zootopia lives under a democracy."
 * Po: "Try not to be too Discouraged. Lu's cool, so even if he's abit of a dweep, he'll have the final word over Quacky and the council! That's why I'm not worried about them interfearing with his plans for the Permit System!"
 * Icky: "Wait, weren't we under a tight sedgule?"
 * Silence....
 * Everyone slowly looks back at the clock, this time, it's already 7:49.
 * Shifu: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! IT'S 11 MINUTES TO 8:00 ALREADY!?"
 * Icky: "Wow time really flies when your just having a conversation!?"
 * Spongebob: "SORRY EVERYONE, YOU'LL HAVE TO ENJOY THE PARTY WITHOUT US!?"
 * The Lougers, taking Gazelle with them!
 * Lord Shen: "KAIRI YOUR ACTING HOST OF THE PARTY UNTIL OUR RETURN!?"
 * The Lougers left!
 * Kairi: "....... (Sighs)...... Don't you just hate it when they have to deal with something while we were just having fun with them?"
 * Everyone else: "Yup."
 * The Van was going as fast as possable!
 * Gazelle: "I'm just saying! Why can't we just ask Lu Kang to instead join us in our party and bring this "Winter Feast" to the Dragon Realms. He's as understanding as you said, he'll understand. And you said his word dominates the council, so-"
 * Shifu: "It's not that simple, Gazelle! Quack and the Imperial Councilers, are die-hard traditionalists! They want the royal feast, to ALWAYS, be done in the capital AND ONLY THERE?! And Quack is not forgiving to suggestions!"
 * Gazelle: "But it isn't fair to our friends and family! Both my adopted family and my real family were coming for chrismas! The doctors said both mother and father are becoming more self-aware now! They have a chance to remember me now! It would break their hearts to not get to see me again!"
 * Shifu: "Look, I'm sorry Gazelle, but we can't afford to disgrace ourselves in front of royalty! Quack would use his enfluence, and threat of imperial force, to declare all of us the most hated people in china for even so much as not being on time!"
 * Gazelle: "Then that only FURTHER proves that he's as bad as Tyler!?"
 * Tigress: "Gazelle, please, I know you think Quack is unworthy of his title, but you have to understand! Disobeying and rejecting an invitation of the Chinese Imperial Empire is the most dishonorable thing you can do in our world!"
 * Monkey: "Heck, it can ranged to either being declared a pariah, life imprisonment.... Or even..... (Gulp)..... Death."
 * Gazelle: "THEY KILL PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING ACCEPTING AN INVITATION!?"
 * Mantis: "Usually by either being beheaded, hanged, tortured to death, burned alive, sometimes by arena, heck, they can even have a Kung Fu Master pull the Wuxi Finger Hold on the sucker if it's bad enough!"
 * Gazelle: "....... Ya know what? Quack can think all he wants about us, because I'm taking us back home?! (Pushes Mr. Dodo out of the way and takes the wheel)!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "On Chrismas too this happens?! No Co-Operation, no Co-Operation at all!"
 * Spongebob: "Gazelle no!? Do you know how to drive a flying space van even?!"
 * Gazelle: "I can drive at least a normal van, I can handle a flying one capable of space travel! (Looks at the surprisingly complexing controls and gets nervious)...... Uh...... This is the reverse button, right?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "NO THAT'S THE-"
 * Gazelle presses it as the Van pulls out all it's weapony and wastes all of it in one shot, even fired a grabbling hook to a near-by space restaurent on an astroid, crashes into it as it shocks various aliens!
 * Restaurent Waitress Alien: ".... (In Alien Languise) (Don't worry folks, it's just the Shell Louge Squad."
 * The Aliens returned to their business.
 * The Restaurent's manager comes to the van.
 * Manager: "(In perfect english) Ahem! Fair to warn you Lougers, I will ask the High Council to pay for these damages. But to prove that I am not an angry space being, at least allow me to offer you a free meal on us as thanks for saving this restaurent from Space Bikers."
 * Icky: "Ya might to make that to go, Glee-vox! We kinda have an impourent date in-"
 * Icky saw the time and freaked out with the AOOOOGA SOUND?!
 * Icky: "(It was 7:55) FIVE FREAKING MINUTES?!"
 * Lord Shen: "YOULL HAVE TO GIFT-WRAP IT AND SEND IT TO THE DRAGON REALMS FOR US TO DEAL WITH IT LATER!? WE HAVE TO GO?!"
 * The Van gets off as the Lougers struggle with Gazelle with the pilot seat!
 * Glee-vox: "..... (In alien languise) (The Lougers are stranges ones indeed.)"
 * The Van was spinning and flipping about as Gazelle continued to fight over the controls of the van!?
 * Spongebob: "GIVE US BACK THE CONTROLS, GAZELLE!?"
 * Gazelle: "I'M TAKING US BACK HOME!?"
 * Lord Shen: "WE MUST NOT DISGRACE OUTSELVES IN FROM OF THE IMPERIAL EMPIRE?!"
 * Gazelle: "I CAN'T MISS SEEING MY REAL PARENTS FIRST TIME IN YEARS?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "WE CAN'T AFFORD THESE FOLLIES, WE- AAAAA, AAAAA, AAHAHHHHHHHH?! A POD OF SPACE WHALES?!"
 * Space Whales were seen migrating!
 * The Lougers scream!
 * The Van barely missed the non-caring space whales!
 * Duke: "KID, YOUR GONNA ENDANGER EVERYONE LIKE THIS!? STOP ACTING LIKE A PRE-MADDONER AND-"
 * Icky: "GROX SHIPS?!"
 * The Van crashes right into a Grox command bridge, surprising Grox higher ups.
 * One of the Grox Generals: "..... Of course you know..... This, means, WAR?!"
 * The Lougers and Gazelle freaked out and got out of the command bridge as they quickly escaped before the Grox can react quickly enough!
 * Jumbaa: "OOOOOOH, GREAT!? IT'LL TAKE VAINIANA UNTIL MID-WAY INTO NEW YEAR TO CALM GROX DOWN!?"
 * Pleakly: "YOU NEARLY RISKED A NEW WAR, GAZELLE?!"
 * Po: "COULD EVERYONE PLESE CALM DOWN BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS?!"
 * Icky: "WE'RE ABOUT TO GET IN A MIDDLE OF AN EPIC SPACE BATTLE!?"
 * Trixie: "OH COME ON, WHY ISN'T THE GALACTIC FEDERATION DEALING WITH THAT?!"
 * The Van gets snap-dabb in the middle of a epic space war! Between a legion of UFOS resembling suns and Ships that Look like halfs of the moon!
 * Icky: "OHHHH, GREAT?! A SUNOLIOD AND MOONERAN CONFLICT!? EVEN IN CHRISMAS, THESE GUYS FIGHT!?"
 * Suddenly, the large Sun ship and Moon Mother Ship both trap the van into a tracker beam!
 * An Alien Queen with sun symbolisum and a Alien Emperor with Moon Tattoos both appear on holograpfic screens in the van!
 * Alien Queen: "Famed Shell Louge Squad! Join the cause for the followers of the sun!"
 * Alien Emperor: "No! Fight for the glory of the moon empire?!"
 * Alien Queen: "THEY WILL FIGHT FOR THE SUN?!"
 * Alien Emperor: "FOR THE MOON, YOU SUNBURN FACTORY ENJOYING WHORE!?"
 * Alien Queen: "YOU TIDAL WAVE IGNORENT FOOL!?"
 * Alien Emperor: "FIREBALL LOVER?!"
 * Alien Queen: "SPACE ROCK CUDDLER!?"
 * Alien Emperor: "YOU TAKE THAT BACK?!"
 * The two started to argue as the tracker beams pull the Van back and forth!
 * Chi-Fu: "OKAY YOU TWO ENOUGH?! (The Two Alien leaders look at him....)...... How's about you two settle this with the Galactic Federation instead of a pointless feud? Whatever troubles you, they might help."
 * Alien duo: "..... Actselly, that's not a bad idea."
 * The Alien duo lets go of the van as the epic war suddenly stops and all ships enter hyper-speed!
 * Gazelle: "Ok, NOW we can go hom-"
 * Sandy smacks Gazelle off!
 * Sandy: "NO!? BAD GAZELLE, BAD?! BAD GAZELLE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "MIss Gazelle, you are to your room in the van until we arrive at Dreamworks China! Who knows HOW late we are!?"
 * Gazelle, giving up, started to run away, softly crying!
 * The Lougers suddenly felt bad.......
 * Duke: "..... Maybe..... One of us should talk to her?"
 * Lord Shen: Oh, just let her let it all out! I'm sure she couldn't possibly hold THAT much of a gru- (Suddenly, the van started moving towards the Dragon Realms)... AW, COME ON!!!
 * Shifu: NO! I REFUSE TO HAVE US LOOK TERRIBLE IN FRONT OF OUR GOVERNMENT! (He unleashes a Kung Fu move that shakes the entire area as they were slingshot all the way towards the Kung Fu Panda world)
 * Woo: (As he, Lu Kang, Hu, Woo, and the imperial council, forces and servents were waiting)... 1 minute left!
 * A regel dressing duck looking like a chinese wizard:.... Woo, Hu, you said these Lougers would arrive shortly...... Are you failing to impress me?
 * Hu and Woo get nervious!
 * Lu Kang: Take it easy, Quack, let's try and be optimistic and, well, ya know, NOT make a scene here. I'm sure they'll be here quicker then a bunny hopped up on suger! Why, I'm so confident in their ability to come here fast, I wouldn't be surprised if they just fell right out of the sky like a meteor, and came out with a problem from one of their- (The van literally crashed)... WOW! And my grandpa always said that karma was a myth! Yay, I get to prove him wrong!
 * Quack: "(Sighs), no offence your majusty, but you really are a total dunce."
 * Lu Kang: "I'd be offenced if I didn't already know that I'm probuly not the smartest guy around."
 * Quack: ".... (Quietly) And worse off, your TOO nice to be Emperor! But I guess that's not bad in terms of the Imperial Council having more, respondsability."
 * The van was seen with magical blasts emanating from it.
 * Hu:... Oh, dear! It would appear that, the lougers seem to be having a, disagreement.
 * Woo: Are you KIDDING me?! (He marches into the van)
 * The others followed.
 * Shifu: (The Lodgers were tussling with Gazelle until they noticed everyone watching them, as the kung fu group got up and bowed, even dispited their ruffled up state)... Greetings.
 * Woo: Well, I must admit, you were almost a second late. A personal record if I do say so myself.
 * Lu Kang: Welcome back, guys! It's great to see you all again! And you must be Miss Gazelle..... Your pretty.
 * Gazelle: (Growls)
 * Lu Kang: "..... Darn, I always have that effect on girls."
 * Quack: "(Quietly) At least I won't have to worry about him having an empress who's more compident."
 * Shifu: Gazelle, don't you do it! We are NOT going to tolerate you making a scene. You were bring peaceful a while ago, do NOT let this little incident ruin the holidays for you!
 * Duke: Giselle, babe, maybe it's for the best you cool down before anyone gets hurt. Remember, these guys can order your head being taken off. And ours as well!"
 * Gazelle: THEY WILL NOT LAY A FINGER ON YOU AS LONG AS I PROTECT YOU!!
 * Po: GAZELLE, ARE YOU MAD?!? YOU CAN'T FIGHT THEM, THEY'LL DUB THAT AS TREASON!! THAT'S GOING TO GET US IN EVEN MORE TROUBLE!!!
 * Woo:... Care to explain what in the underworld is going on? I thought you people were organised?!
 * Shifu: (Sighs) Long touchy story. Let's just say a conversation with the Uniter Princess concerning your choice of having Quack here in a position of power, didn't play well in her goals for spending the holidays with her adopted and bloodline family.
 * Woo:... I can see that you are still working on the obedience department here.
 * Lu Kang: Oh, gee. I'm sorry if this, came at a bad time. It was nothing against you.
 * Woo: I would suggest that SOME of you escort her back if she's really so interested in her family.
 * Merlin:... Some of us don't have that much knowledge of other-worldly teleportation spells.
 * Lord Shen: Lucky for you guys, I planned ahead in case this s*** went too far! (He takes out his teleportation beacon and opens a portal back to the Dragon Realms)...Alright, Gazelle! Until this business is over, we have decided to let you off.
 * Gazelle:... You think you can just SEND me away because of being afraid of me being EMBARRISING to these followers of an outdated form of goverment!?
 * Hu and Woo get nervious.
 * Lu Kang: "..... Really not what I was expecting."
 * Quack just stared disinterested and unimpressed.
 * Lord Shen: "Look Gazelle, please don't be like this! The Uniters will NOT be honored like this?!"
 * Gazelle: Oh no! No nononono! You people WANT me to be here?! Then I'm staying here?! You should've just let me go back to the Dragon Realms instead while we can still do that, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I, am gonna make the best of this situation, and STAY with you people through this, and MAYBE TEACH THESE BARBARIANS SOME PROPER MORALS WHILE I'M HERE?!"
 * Hu and Woo gasped?!
 * Lu Kang: "..... I'd, been called worse."
 * Quack looked deeply offended.
 * Lord Shen: "I ju, what in the, how, why, you did not just............ I............. YOUNG LADY, YOU ARE TO GO IN THIS PORTAL NOW, OR SO HELP ME, I-"
 * Gazelle pouted and turned away from Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "(Growls?!) (Turns the portal off and takes the beacon back) FINE!? BE THAT WAY, YOU SPOILED BRAT!? BUT AT LEAST APOLOGIES FOR TO THE EMPEROR AND HIS COUNCIL!?"
 * Gazelle: "NO!? (STARTS SCREAMING IN ANGRY SPANISH?!)"
 * Hu:... Uh... What did she say?
 * Puss:... Trust me, you rather have that be left untranslated.
 * Woo:... I, was not expecting this.
 * Hu: I...... Never knew a Uniter would be so..... Anrgy.
 * Duke: I'll apologies on her behalf, she was looking forword to seeing her folks and her adopted family again as well as spending time with all of our friends and family. Trust me, she's usually a sweet kid, she just gets..... Very Passionate.
 * Quack:... Well, for the legendary Uniter Princess, she seems rather un-princess-y.
 * Gazelle snorted in anger at that retort, and held back by Boss Wolf.
 * Icky: "Trust me, Quacky. You might not want to trash talk her. She's pissed at you enough as it is given your standerds. She used to take shit from this Albino Tiger in a position of power and has NOT handled it well."
 * Quack: "(Sarcasticly)Oh excuse me, (seriously) FOR HAVING AN OPINION, YOU SILLY EXCUSE OF A UNITER?!"
 * Gazelle was fuming from her nostrils!
 * Icky: "Hey I mean it, Daffy! She beaten the likes of that Kai dude! You really wanna rattle her cage at the moment, buster?!"
 * Quack: "Buster!? Daffy? Why I oughta-"
 * Lu Kang: "Quack, please, in all fairness, we, DID kinda gave up an invite at a bad time, so..... At least, be sort've nice to her?"
 * Quack: "(Sighed unimpressdly).... (Bored) Fine, I'll give the Uniter the benifit of the doubt and just assume that, even Uniters can have their, off moments as well."
 * Gazelle gave a "Yeah you better back off" look as she snorted.
 * ???: (Struggling was heard as Little Foot and his friends arrived dozed)
 * Petrie: Whoa! That was some bumpy ride!
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep! But it was fun!
 * Icky: AW, COME ON, WHO SAID YOU KIDS COULD STOW AWAY?!?
 * Petrie: The nice Kairi girl said it was okay.
 * Lord Shen:... Kairi SERIOUSLY said you kids could come?
 * Cera: Yeah! I mean, Icky DID say he needed to spend quality time with us so he can get used to us, after all. Besides, we haven't gotten a chance to be with you guys in like...FOREVER!
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep! So, whether Ickster likes it or not, we're going to be spending this 'Winter Festival' with you.
 * Icky:... (Sighs) Son of a bitch! First Gazelle gets the worse tirade ever, and now this?! What's next?!
 * Granny Gricky appeared.
 * Granny: "I'd came along because your parents wanted me to make sure these young'ns stay safe..... That, and I personally think they wanted time away from me. As per usual."
 * Icky: "..... Sweetie Belle would say this best, (Mimics her)!"
 * Woo: Care to explain who THESE youngsters are?
 * Icky: (Sighs) Meet the LAST six that I would want by my side. Little Foot, Cera, Petrie, Spike, Lucky,-
 * Ducky: Ducky!
 * Icky: Whatever! And my Grandma, Granny Gricky. WHo I guess is here to do the lines that didn't made it in the two parter start of Season 2.
 * Hu:... Charming new guests.
 * Lu Kang: Oh well, they're welcome either way. My aunt always say, the more and the marrior..... Also something about how her hoof aches like heck. And complains about her bunions.... And her artitis....... And her back...... And the mole on her-
 * Quack: "With ALL DUE, respect, your majusty! But shouldn't we get to OUR TRADITIONAL FEAST ALREADY!?"
 * Hu: "It's actselly still being preapred."
 * Quack: "Ughhhhh..... Fine! Give them a tour or something until it's time for our valued above all else tradition! WOO!? HU?! YOU TWO, SERVE AS GUIDES?! The Council and I, shall over-see our future dinner. Your Majusty, feel free to catch up with your, "charming" friends."
 * Quack and the council left.
 * Lu Kang: YAY! I get to catch up! Now, since you all are here, we can get this whole thing started. Who wants a tour!?
 * Gazelle: "(Sarcasticly) Ohhh, goody."
 * Po: "(Wispers) Gazelle, please, this is embarising enough already!?"
 * Lu Kang: "Come on guys, I'll show you around. Trust me, it's really awesome."
 * Lu Kang, Hu and Woo lead the heroes into the palace, with Gazelle begrudgingly following along.
 * A beautiful and luxerious palace interior is seen.
 * Gazelle thinks: "..... Ok, I'll give these wackos this. It's beautiful."
 * Cynder: "I can read your mind Gazelle, like I can do with the The Thief, so even in your inner-thoughts, you HAVE to be behaive."
 * Gazelle groaned.
 * Lu Kang: "Pretty awesome, huh?"
 * Icky: "Eh, as far as anichent civilisations go, it's a marvel of it's own right."
 * Po: "So, you invited us over the Permit System, right? Is it what I'm thinking your doing?"
 * Lu Kang: "Oh yeah. It's exactly what your thinking..... You see, I kinda took notice that Grand-dad's permit system...... MAAAAAAAAAAY, not be what it was cracked up to be."
 * Mantis: "A-DOOOOOOOOY?!"
 * Crane: "EXACTLY!?"
 * Viper: "(Groans), It's WORSE then that!"
 * Monkey: "Understatement of all of existence!"
 * Tigress: "Exactly what we're here for, your imperialness."
 * Lu Kang giggled.
 * Lu Kang: "I kinda like that."
 * Gazelle rolled her eyes at this.
 * Lu Kang: "Anyway, I have begun t feel that, maybe a permit system wasn't the grandest idea ever."
 * Peng: "Oh it was worse then that."
 * Lian: "Yeah, dumbest bureocrate move ever."
 * Lu Kang: "So, I've been thinking...... How's about, we have the permit system, removed, and just let you Kung Fu Masters do as you wish?"
 * The Kung Fu Group gasped.....
 * Lu Kang lost his smile.....
 * Lu Kang: "...... Weird..... I, thought you guys be happer then-"
 * Po, Viper, Crane, Mantis, and Monkey pounced onto Lu Kang as he yelp! The group cheered and hugged him!
 * Mantis: "COME HERE?!"
 * Crane: "I LOVE YOU AS AN EMPEROR!?"
 * Shifu smiled.
 * Shifu: ".... You have little idea, how glad you made us...... (Smile vanishes and Shifu gets abit of a blank expression) Litterally in this case."
 * The lot get off of Lu Kang as he gets up.
 * Lu Kang: "Oh I know I'm no genius, but I know what makes my friends happy."
 * Gazelle pouted and held her nose high and scoffed.
 * Soothsayer stared at Gazelle with concern.....
 * Po: "..... But wait...... What's to become of Hu and Woo? Ending the permit system would, kinda mean your, firing them."
 * Lu Kang: "Oh don't worry. They'll be conbinsated with new jobs."
 * Cera: "Like what, exactly?"
 * Lu Kang: Oh, let's just say, it'll be around the capital, but I'll reveil in good time! And trust me, it'll be awesome, even dispite how poorly Hu handled his job since his little 'outlaw Kung Fu' incident.
 * Gazelle: (She was shocked at that statement as a glass-shatter was heard)... He... Did... WHAT?!? (Her hair cartoonishly turned into flame)
 * Hu and Woo yelped wimply!
 * Lu Kang: "..... COOOOOOL!"
 * Duke: Oh, God, not again!
 * Po: Okay, okay, Gazelle, don't be upset!
 * Gazelle: WHY NOT?!? WHY, IN THE NAME OF CHARLES DARWIN, WOULD BAN WHAT IS THE SOURCE OF ALL LAW ENFORCEMENT ON THIS WORLD?!? WHAT KIND OF CONSTABLE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
 * Shifu: GAZELLE, I DEMAND THAT YOU CALM DOWN IMMEDIATELY BEFORE YOU MAKE US LOOK HORRIBLE THAN YOU HAVE ALREADY!! I was off when this all occurred! But when I DID hear of that incident, I assure you, Hu WAS punished for it. He was suspended for a great amount of time for it.
 * Gazelle: That still doesn't answer my question. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT?!?
 * Po: Long story short, he thought that our 'illegal use of Kung Fu 437 times.... That he knew off', easily warranted the ban. Me pretending to be the Midnight Stranger..... Didn't really helped.
 * Gazelle:... I can see Quack is not the ONLY one who is incompetent in this government.
 * Shifu: GAZELLE!
 * Hu: Look, young lady, I know that move was a little far-fetched, but that's no excuse to throw a fit. I at least discovered the error of my ways and lifted the ban.
 * Gazelle: But you insult your own position by even doing it in the first place. You are an AWFUL constable!
 * Hu: "....... And I thought mother was mean-spirited about that."
 * Duke: GAZELLE, THEY CAN BEHEAD US FOR WORDS LIKE THAT!!!
 * Lu Kang: Oh, trust me, if my grand-dad were still Emperor, that would totally happen. But he's not anymore. And besides, I know anger talk when I hear it.
 * Gazelle: Oh, I mean it with the ABSOLUTE truth!
 * Lord Shen: GAZELLE, ARE YOU WANTING US TO LOOK TERRIBLE?!? I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE, IT'S THE SEASON TO BE NICE!!! I mean, by all means, hate these people for ALL of their idiotices for all of your life, BUT AT LEAST, TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU TOLERATE THEIR EXISTENCE?!
 * Gazelle:... (Huffs angrily)......
 * Hu:... Sheesh! At this point, I'm convinced that ANYTHING will set her off.
 * Duke: Again, she's just under a lot of s*** right now.
 * Little Foot: I agree.
 * Spike: Mmm-hmm!
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep!
 * Woo: "...... You, sure she doesn't want to leave?"
 * Icky: "Trust me. Once a PC person wants to make a statement, they's not gonna amscray until it's heard."
 * Woo: "(Sighs destressfuly)....... So much for this being perfect."
 * Hu: "Hey, at, least it'll be, an interesting one?"
 * Woo: ".......... Not, helping, peanut-eater!?"
 * Gazelle snorted at that, but was stopped when Duke grabbed her mouth!
 * Duke: "I'm sure he didn't meant any racial tones from that!"
 * Monkey: "...... Do you have a place where we can keep Gazelle in to calm her down in?"
 * Woo: "Just the imperial garden. Keep in mind that my daughter is in there. She's in the midst of her private time and does NOT want to be disturbed! (Glees with fatherly pride), Not after becoming the new adviser!"
 * Monkey: "(Quietly) Ohhnh me and my big mouth."
 * Po: "Wait, your kid's, the adviser now?"
 * Mantis: "What happened to Duke Zuihui?"
 * Lu Kang: "Remember the, angry cat witch fiasco?..... He felt bad about it and resigned. I hear he has a nice wheat form now. And, he's married to one of the best rice chefs in china!"
 * Po: "But he was brainwashed through that whole thing! He couldn't help it!"
 * Lu Kang: "I know, right, but ya know, he still felt bad it happened at all and, pretty much packed up and left. But don't worry, Ming's an AWESOME adviser."
 * Po: "... You sure about that, and that..... (Wispers) She wasn't mean to you and insulted and degraded you?"
 * Lu Kang: "Oh of course not! At least not when it wasn't warrented. I mean, to be fair, I am not exactly, by any means, "smart"! (His hand was seen stuck in a pickle jar, then he noticed)...... Case in point. (Struggles getting it off) GRR, STUPID PICKLE JAR!?"
 * Gazelle facepalms, grunted annoyed.
 * Squidward: "Hey, leave being annoyed by stupidity to the professionals!"
 * Po and the most of the five try to help Lu Kang out of his problem!
 * Duke: "..... Hey, uh.... Monk? We might uh, wanna get Gazelle out of here."
 * Monkey: "(Sighs)..... Fine..... But I'm out of there as soon as Gazelle's at the garden. I don't wanna see Ming again."
 * Duke: "Old flame?"
 * Moneky: "More like a fantasy that was never real. I was attracted to her because of how well she can fight! Heck, she knocked a pig bandit out while being tied up! That, was hot! But the attatude, RUINED it for me. After that, I never wanna see that girl again!"
 * Duke: "Rough. How exactly long ago was that?"
 * Monkey: "Mid-2013, Season 2. (Sighs).... I remembered like..... It was at least-...... Wow, only 2 years? That felt like nearly an era ago when I saved her from the pig bandits over the Stone of Lu Mong that belonged to the region of the same name. For the most part, it was the typical stuff. A war was threaten of the artifact wasn't returned, the Pig Bandits wanted it as a gift for their mom, Po was being, Po, and butts were kicked..... However..... It had one thing that made it stand out above any other average day with a war was threaten over bandits and Po's, Po-fullness. It had Ming...... And, she was beautiful..... And the butt kicking thing...... But what good is that when she clearly didn't fell far from the tree that is her father."
 * Gazelle look like she was gonna show anything other then just needless anger.
 * Gazelle: "........ Tell, me more."
 * Monkey: "I, kinda don't want to talk about it..... Besides, your kinda in a bad mood right now, and I don't wanna start anything again, so let's just go there and get it over with."
 * Gazelle: Well, it's been nearly three years. Perhaps she's changed for the best.

Chapter 2: A Daughter of Woo Re-Sparks Monkey... Awkwardly
Imperial Garden. Screams something simular to this!
 * An almosr familier figure was seen playing sitar, and playing an anichent tune.
 * Shadowy figures moved swiftly around the garden.
 * The Figures were reveiled to be assassins.
 * Assassin Wolf: "...... There she is......."
 * Assassin Croc: "Our ticket to glory as assassins."
 * Assassin Cobra: "Yessssssssss.... And money."
 * Assassin Spider: "Getting through her will garrentie a far easier time to free china of an incompident idiot of a new "Emperor"."
 * Assassin Leopard: "But make no mistake, Assassins of Ju Lu. She's more dangerious then she looks. Now here's the plan-"
 * Assassin Bull: "Alright, let's do this!"

Original location. One Trial Later... KFP-Sytile Flashback. Present.
 * The other asassins face-palmed at the idiotcy of their friend!
 * Assassin Cobra: "Devines damn it, Bu!"
 * The Assassin Bull (Bu by name) charged shouting a battle cry, and continued until he was knocked out instantly by the sitar!
 * Bu fell down, defeated.
 * The Figure stood up, taller then expected, and surprisingly with a more female warrior shape and outfit. This, is a grown uped Ming.
 * Ming: "...... I, take it you assassins don't believe in taking a winter feast holiday? Seriously, you guys are like, the 15th group of assassins in a row. Surely, Quack can't be THAT bad of a socceror."
 * Assassin Cobra: "We're not here to deal away with the magition..... For now at leassssssssssst. We came for the head of Lu Kang, and yours, advissssssssssssser."
 * Ming: "Ok, stop, seriousy buddy, that whole snake doing the lisp thing? Not very original. It's been done to death."
 * Assassin Cobra: "What the, I can't help being like thisssssssssssssssss! I have a medical condition?!"
 * Ming: "Then maybe a job where you kill people for money and power isn't really for you."
 * Assassin Cobra: "(Growls hiss)! Mock the handicapped, huh? THEN GET A BITE OUT OF MY STEEL FANGS, YOU DEER SLUT?!"
 * The Assassin Cobra charged snarling!
 * Ming just stood there, bored and yawning.
 * The Assassin Cobra still snarled charging!
 * Ming was doing her hoofs with a pedicure.
 * The Assassin Cobra still snarled charging!
 * Ming was combing her fur for a bit.
 * The Assassin Cobra snarled as he was about to strike!
 * Ming suddenly brought out a sheild and it's powerful armor shattered the Assassin Cobra's teeth like nothing!
 * The Assassin Cobra dropped, as his steel fangs were gone.....
 * Assassin Cobra: "...... The Great Steel Fang of the South...... DEFANGED?!"
 * The Assassin Cobra cried in defeat as he plopped down!
 * Assassin Wolf: "And just like that, Fang Hai is down!"
 * Assassin Leopard: "Whoever is left! ATTACK HER ALL AT ONCE?!"
 * The Assassins leaped up and charged with their weapons drawned!
 * Ming: "....... Well..... (Brings out a duel halblade that can be split into two) Better then imperial paper work!"
 * Ming battle cried and charged to meet with the assassins and a big fight took place as she's already overwealming them!
 * Assassin Croc: "SHE'S TOO FAST!? WE BITTEN OFF MORE THEN EVEN I CAN CHEW!? WE GOTTA RETREAT AND-"
 * Ming just anlilates them!
 * Ming: "(Snorts in satisfaction)....... Sadly, I was hoping you'd guys do better."
 * ???: Wow! Puberty gave her a kickass bonus! (Ming noticed Gazelle, Duke and Monkey, who's beyond awe-strucked......)
 * Ming:..... The Monkey? And..... Who's this?
 * Gazelle: The Uniter Princess, Gazelle. But I'm also known as "Giselle Horndreas".
 * Ming: Wait, THE Uniter Princess?
 * Monkey: (Shakes off his newfound feelings and starts to act cool). The one and only. And the weasel's Duke Weaselton. And please go easy on her, she's been through a lot with you father.
 * Ming:...That explains all the screaming. It was over that jerk Quack, isn't it?
 * Gazelle: I'd rather not talk about it.... Ming, are you aware of Monkey's romantic interest in you once?
 * Ming: Oh, don't even get me STARTED on that! I mean, I was generally flattered and all, but, well, I wasn't wise enough to have enformed you two that...... I was 12.
 * MonkeyGazelle: WAIT, YOU WERE TWELVE?!?
 * Duke: "OHHHHHH, SHOCKER?!"
 * Ming:..... And yet another exsample why I was such a terrorable child back then.
 * Monkey: THEN WHY DID YOU, WELL, DID WHAT YOU DID TO PO AND-
 * Ming: Would you believe, I was given an early curiousity to how love works? For what it was worth, I appresiated you guys given an exsample on how to NOT handle a love triangle..... And to be careful around idiots. Trust me, otherwise, I would've cried pedophile on you and had father be serve in punishments for you and the panda!
 * Monkey: "..... HI-YAAAAA, ICKY WILL USE THIS AS BLACKMAIL MATERIAL TO FORCE ME INTO DOING FREE FAVERS IF HE FINDS OUT ABOUT THIS!? THIS, THIS MIGHT COST ME MY LOUGE MEMBERSHIP!? MAYBE EVEN THE FIVE?!"
 * Gazelle:... As, disturbing as this is, to be fair, you didn't know at the time, so it was at best accsidental.
 * Duke: "Still pedophilific reguardless. (Chuckles)."
 * Gazelle: "MR. WEAESLETON, NOT, HELPING?!"
 * Ming: Look, Monkey, I'm sorry if I hurted you and Po in anyway. I was a dumb kid back then, and I didn't deserved someone like you, OR Po..... Espeically him caused I had a crush on him like a stupid school girl.... I'll give him credit, at least he tried to steer away actselly loving me and was only caught up cause of Karma teaching him a lesson about messing with love.
 * Gazelle:... Wow, Monkey, if this gets out, I don't think anyone can look at you the same way again! I know I can't.
 * Monkey: HEY, GIVE ME SOME CREDIT!!! Sometimes it's excusable to love someone at that age because they're ALMOST mature in age, but trust me, if I KNEW her age, I would've backed off immediately. I'm not a pedophile! I'm not one of those people to not hesitate at being in love with a pre-teen! Especially since it's quite disturbing and wrong.
 * Ming: YA' THINK?!? Besides, father tends to be.... Touchy, about me being in love, so.... Correction, he gets hun nasty over-protective about me being with a man! Espeically if they're older then me!
 * Monkey: Well, now I am officially embarrassed and do NOT wanna speak of this to anyone.
 * Gazelle: You would be wise to do that.
 * Ming: "Well, there's a problem with that..... (Nerviously gulps)..... It wasn't a secret to my father about what happened that day."
 * Monkey made a surprised face!?
 * Monkey: "HOW DID HE-"
 * Ming: "Father's intoition..... That, and..... I was crying in my room about how it didn't worked out with neither you or the Panda and..... He didn't took it too badly, but..... He's been itching to complain about this to Shifu for a long time....."
 * Monkey's eyes twitched.
 * Monkey: "..... SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"
 * Monkey still holds that note as he ran off!
 * Gazelle: "(Sighs)...... Think he'll make it before your father exposes his accsidental sin?"
 * Ming: "..... At this point, everyone already knowns by now."
 * Monkey: "MR. WOO, WAIT, DON'T TELL THEM ABOUT-"
 * The Lougers, The Land Before Time Crew, Granny Gricky, and Hu, all gave blank stares at Monkey, with Po giving a blushed face of embarrisment, Icky giving a grinch/cheserure cat smile rubbing his wing/hands like a steriotypical villain, Viper was shaking her head, tsking. Woo himself held the biggest judgemental, athoritive face ever.
 * Even Lu Kang had a face that said "Seriously man?"
 * Tigress: "..... Seriosuly Monkey? You fell in love, with a 12 year-old?"
 * Trixie: "ANNNNNND, I no longer believe I can trust children around you, ape!"
 * Lord Shen: "THE BLOODLY HELL MAN?!"
 * Monkey: "Guys, guys, I can expla-"
 * Shifu: "No need..... Po already explained himself that neither of you idiots had prior knowledge of her age, and Woo very well understood that alot of it was Ming's fault back when she was curious about relationships...... BUT STILL?! You do realise that MANY WOULD BECOME EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS ABOUT LETTING US NEAR CHILDREN CAUSE OF YOU?!"
 * Monkey: "IN MY DEFENCE, I THOUGHT SHE WAS A PIGMY ADULT OR TEEN?! THAT'S USUALLY A COMMON PROBLEM?!"
 * Shenzi: "That doesn't completely pardon the fact that, YOU WANTED TO FUCK A KID!?"
 * Monkey:"AW COME ON?! AREN'T SOME OF US GUILTY OF TRYING TO KILL AND/OR EAT CHILDNREN?! I'M LOOKING AT YOU GUYS?! (Points to the Hyenas, Kaa, Icky, the Dautyls and the Raptors!) HECK, SHEN WAS GUILTY OF NEARLY GENSIDING A VILLAGE, SO, TECNECALLY, OUR TEAM'S THE MOST MORALLY IMPERFECT EVER?!"
 * Iago: "At least they had reasons for their mistakes! Wild worlds, insanity, being corrupted, at least pardons their screw ups! But you?! Ya basicly wanted to have sex with a little girl! We, BARELY gotten people to over-look Shen's past, BUT THIS?!"
 * Monkey sighed sadly....
 * Monkey: ".... So let me guess, huh? I'm gonna be kicked off the team for this?"
 * Woo: "Actselly..... I asked against that. I may be strict, AND VERY, conservitive about my daughter..... But I know an idioticly driven mistake when I see it. So, the worse I would do, is to give friendly advice..... NEXT TIME YOU HAVE SEXUAL INTERESTS IN MY DAUGHTER, AT LEAST WAIT UNTIL SHE'S 16, OR TO BE MORE PREFERENT, AROUND 17 AND 20, YOU FLEA MUNCHER?!"
 * Monkey was cared by this....
 * Monkey: ".... (Gulp).... Christail, sir."
 * Lord Shen: "However, that isn't to say that your due to GREATLY clean off the sin of being prematurely attracted to a minor! YOU WILL, HAVE, to be made to take trail for this and to clear your innosence! Otherwise, people will end up thinking that having a "Child Molester" is CROSSING an already crossed line with ME around?!"
 * Monkey: "D'awwww! I said it was purely an accident!"
 * Crane: Oh, don't worry. I'll be your lawyer every step of the way.
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. And we'll have the trial as soon as possible so you won't miss out. And Ickster?
 * Icky: (With his iPhone, ends up hiding it) Yes?
 * Lord Shen: No blackmailing Monkey about this for unlimited favers! If I even hear about you doing that, you will be scrubbing toilets for a month!
 * Icky: Awww-
 * Lord Shen: DON'T "AWWW" ME, YOU INSENSITIVE MORON!!! MONKEY'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH GARBAGE AS IT IS SINCE HIS LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN PISSED ALL OVER!!! I expect NO blogs about this EVER! (Loudly) UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAND?!?
 * Icky: AAH!! (His earholes bleed) MY EARHOLES!!! Uh... Yes, sir!
 * Ducky:... Is he okay?
 * Lord Shen: Yes. He's just suffering cartoon logic. He'll heal from that soon enough. Anyway, how soon should we have this trial so we can sweep this whole incident out under the rug?
 * Woo: As soon as possible.
 * Monkey: (He was seen hitting his head on the wall)
 * Little Foot:... Wow, he seems to be taking it kinda hard.
 * Gricky: Oh, he'll be fine! I mean, I'm sure a LOT of people can say the same about being attracted to 12-year-olds. It's just impossible these days because of the near-similarities to adults.
 * Icky: Yeah. After all, I've seen this fan service of cartoon 12-year-olds out there, and it is NOT pleasant for a prideful person to look at. To this day, it STILL gives me the creeps. Heck, even the Nostaglia Critic was guilty of mistaking the Sailor Moon characters as Collage Students when they were actselly High Schoolers. He was so ashamed of himself, he made fun of himself by blaming his own manhood, saying it forced him into it with SOMEHOW the ability to hold a gun! (Silence)..... I know, too much info..... Bottom line, there's nothing for Monkey to be ashamed of... Much.
 * Monkey: YOU KIDDING?!? I WANTED TO KISS A 12-YEAR-OLD!!! AND THAT'S JUST THE LEAST DIRTY THOUGHT?! I FEEL SO UNCLEAN RIGHT NOW!!! AND DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT STUFF ON THE INTERNET?! ESPEICALLY NOT ABOUT THE NOSTAGLIA CRITIC'S SCREW-UP WITH SAILOR MOON!?
 * Icky: What? It's true.
 * Woo: Let's just get this over with so we can forget this s*** ever happened, okay?
 * Gricky: Fine by me!
 * Iago: Yep!
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep!
 * Joe: Totally!
 * Monkey: (They walked out) Well, glad THAT'S over with. I was acquitted very quickly, and we agreed never to leak this out to ANYONE.
 * Viper: And it's better that way. We'll just say that you wanted to be a good friend and leave it at that.
 * Po: "And luckly, Ming's age was never canonly addressed in the episode, so with luck, people will just assumed that she was kinda short for being a teen."
 * Lord Shen: And I mean it, Icky, if a SINGLE word gets out through your blogs, OR if you use it for blackmail for even so much as a decent enough cause, of which you'll have to just politely ask for instead, I will deck you RIGHT in the halls!
 * Icky: I'm not going to breath a word to anybody EVER!
 * Lord Shen: You'd BETTER not! Especially around Christmas.
 * Petrie: Me never thought I'd learn about adult topics very early on.
 * Biyomon: Well, to be fair, you're technically STUCK in kid bodies since cartoon logic dictates that unless canon grows you out of it, you stay a kid.
 * Max: Totally. Just ask Baby Herman.
 * Monkey: I'm just glad we can put this unpleasantness behind us.
 * Po: Now then, let's get back to the Winter Festival preparations. Tigress, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Monkey, you know what to do!
 * Furious Five: ON IT! (They did the same decorating montage they did in the dinner room as in the Kung Fu Panda Holiday Special)
 * Po: WHOO!!! This I going to be a MAJOR feast!
 * Ming was looking on with what the others were doing and felt ashame of herself letting this happened to begin with.
 * Gazelle and Duke were seen.
 * Gazelle: "...... Look, you don't need to feel awful about this. You were very young and foolish back then. I had my fairs of... Acting out."
 * Ming: "..... It's not just that..... I also feel bad about how I treated him and Po over how they rescued me."
 * Gazelle: "I had been told that. Look, in all fairness, those pig bandits were obviously not making it easy for them, so-"
 * Ming: "I knew that! But I wasn't entirely angry about that....... I was angry for not being allowed to help. I mean, as you saw with those assassins, even as I kid, I can kick butt! I was mad because..... I ended up being a damsel, and I was hurt that, they just saw me as the daughter of a Superintendent."
 * Gazelle: "..... Ohhhh. You were mad at them for not letting you help. Well, again, those criminals weren't making it easy for them, so, you kinda have to understand that they may be talented martical artists, but they can't be perfect."
 * Ming: "It's not even close to that...... It's just..... I have a long history of being treated like I'm helpless because of being a girl, and I lead a life of continiously being kidnapped by brutish thugs and greedy parasites looking for easy pickings!? You have, ANY IDEA, how horrorable that is for a child!?"
 * Gazelle: "..... I, imagine that it wasn't very good for your mental state."
 * Ming: "Yeah! And if it wasn't for father's bodyguards, or even the occationally required Kung Fu Master, it would've been worse! Worse off, sometimes, I'm not just kidnapped for a ransom...... There was this, perverted pedophilatic croc that.... Almost had his way with me..... And had it not been for this great tortose, I, I probuly couldn't've been deflowered.... Or worse!"
 * Gazelle felt a great deal of pity for her....
 * Ming: "...... I took it apawn myself to never let myself be helpless again. But why am I bothering to tell you this, Uniter? You most likely lead an always perfect life considering you who are..... You porbuly don't understand...."
 * Gazelle: "..... I may lead a more peaceful life, but that doesn't mean it's perfect. I mean, the fact that I reacted unfairly angry over a typically rotten bureocrate, proves that, I have my own problems. In fact, I gotten the Uniter Blade, because of dumb luck because I just happened to be there to save the Lightfly Queen from some Mothrons! Otherwise, I...... (Sighs)..... I'd probuly be the last one to be a Uniter since I was mainly a pretty face for advertisters to bait costamers with. Trust me, my early life may've not been as hazordious, but it is equily unfortunate. I struggle with understanding how life outside of Zootopia, funtions. Nothing against your father and Constable Hu, but your people's goverment is my least faverite of these worlds!"
 * Ming: "(Sarcasticly), Gee, I wonder why..... (Seriously) It's because of Quack, isn't it?"
 * Gazelle: "...... That's, actselly only a major reason. The other reasons is because of what happens to people who protest against what your empire does."
 * Ming: ".... Oh..... Well, to be fair, the imperial empire, before Lu Kang, was mainly run by iron-fisted jerks. Heck, even his grandfather was, kinda not an improvement..... But he had a reason for it...... He had the greatest son, any father would wish for."
 * A proud warrior prince antelope was seen.
 * (Ming): "The Imperial Prince was the greatest warrior the imperial empire ever seen and produced. He defeated an entire hun army! (He did this)! Prevented 1000 years of Gorilla Warfare! (Puts two ape tribes in peace) He even defeated a rouge fallen Dragon God. (He stood victorious over the fallen Dragon God). The emperor, couldn't be more prouder. (A silluette of the emperor was seen as the prince bowed to him, with the figure place it's silluetted hand on him.) He was destened to be a great ruler. (A storm appeared) However..... That changed when the Prince came to the Valley of Peace during a goodwill mission. He ended up coming while a Kung Fu Master went rouge. (Tai Lung was seen attacking the village)! The Prince knew, the people had to be protected! (Tai Lung had cornered a mother and her crying baby! The Prince lunged at Tai Lung and began to fight him, allowing the mother and the child to escape)! The Prince..... Ended up be awarded a tragic fate, for his bravey. (Tai Lung began to brutallity attack the Imperial Prince!)
 * The Imperial Prince was left for dead, as Tai Lung marched on to the Jade Palace.
 * (Ming): "Eventually, the rouge Kung Fu Master was defeated...... But the Prince was in a critical condition."
 * The Villagers, and the Masters of the Jade Palace, gathered around the Prince's weak body.
 * (Ming): "He was at a state that even the greatest healing tecnics couldn't save him. It was desistating to all.... More so.... To the Emperor."
 * The Silluette of the Emperor formed around the concerned populace, as the figure screamed in sad agony!
 * (Ming): " His beloved son.... Died to his wounds. In his anger, he condemned the rouge Kung Fu Master to life imprisonment, since a master had enough bond to not allow death. This being followed by a prior uprising of a rouge kung fu preist, made the Emperor fear Kung Fu because of it.... He became a bitter, broken hearted man, that ended up hiring less then forgiving councilers, to help him try to control Kung Fu. At first, he was originally gonna reconsider, but when he heard his son's murderor escaped, even though he was stopped, he cannot ignor that the brave wardens lost their lives during the dishastor.... So..... He allowed the permit system, to be born."
 * The Silluette of the broken hearted emepror allowed the permit system to be born.
 * Ming: "The once kind ruler, became no better then his father and grandfathers and other relitives who were emperors before him. He became more colder to violaters, which in turn, brought back the punishment methods he originally took down...."
 * Gazelle: "..... I..... I never realise that..... Do, the Lougers know about this?"
 * Ming: "It depends. Is Shifu over what Tai Lung did because of him?"
 * Gazelle: "SHIFU KNEW ABOUT THIS? And...... Wait, Tai Lung, that leopard who hangs with that mean fox, the naked lion and the, weird, octopus thing, he, MURDERED an imperial prince!? But, when I saw him, he kinda looked like a wash-out!"
 * ???: "It happened back when Tai Lung can be taken serious, before his first defeat by Po shoke his confidence."
 * Shifu alone was seen coming up.
 * Gazelle: "..... Shifu, why.... Why didn't you say anything about this? Why..... This means that, the permit system was, in a way, your fault because of-"
 * Shifu: "Tai Lung......... Yes....... My kindess and foolish pride created Tai Lung as he once was, lead to everything that was wrong with the Imperial Empire...... And I was, beyond ashamed of myself.... I ruined my adopted son, in term, lead to the death of the Emperor's pride and joy.... Which ended up ruining, everything.... Had it not been for Oogway's kindness and wistom, I would've left Kung Fu by now and became a traveling flute player.... Then I never would've been able to train the five and Po..... I don't know how anyone, would feel about this....."
 * Gazelle: "..... Shifu, I know you felt awful about this, but, they need to know about this."
 * Shifu: "I can't. I rather they think that the permit system was created because the imperial empire likes to have control of everything even if it's method is beyond flawwed."
 * Gazelle: "Why?! Are, are you afraid that they would lose faith in you that the permit system was tecnecally your fault because of showing kindness to someone who didn't turn out great?! That's almost on par on how Lionheart was illegally holding savaged predators because he was afraid of Zootopia falling apart because of discrimination, if not just losing his career BECAUSE of being a pred!"
 * Shifu: "I MEAN NOT TO BE A COWERD?! It's just...... I am at fault for more..... Villainy was allwoed to go mostly unchallnaged, many lifes were hurt, or worse..... Because I gave Tai Lung too much hope in being what he was not meant to be.... It didn't help that he was tecnecally meant to be a villain from the start, considering that he asended from an infamous bandit family Oogway once disbaned. I'm not worried about losing the respect of my students..... I'm worried, about losing the respect, of all of China."
 * Gazelle: Hey, the Emperor didn't blame you, did he? What makes you think that the others will? You were just being a supportive surrogate father. You did your best to help him, but in the end, he just took too much from you.
 * Shifu: May I remind you that some of them can hold grudges?
 * Gazelle: But they know you as the wise person you are. Surely they can't blame you too much, can they?
 * Shifu: I'm sorry, but my decision is final. They're not knowing, and that's final!
 * Gazelle:... Fine! If you won't tell them, then I will!
 * Shifu: Gazelle, no, we've had too much of your nonsense as it is!
 * Duke: Shifu, dude, they're bound to find out anyway, and if they find out that you've been hiding this from them, then they WILL blame you too much for hiding it from them for so long. They NEED to know.
 * Shifu: I FORBID it!
 * Gazelle:... You know what? This is WORTH defiance! Come on, Duke! We won't let Shifu here be shunned for keeping secrets! (They left)
 * Shifu:...(Sighs)...

Epilogue
To be continued...