Bad Night in Spookavania

Bad Night in Spookavania is the 29th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Spookavania is a world of monsters that was thought to have been safe from prosecution and prejudice from normal society thanks to the electromagnetic space storm that surrounds their world's planetary system. However, there is one who is NEVER detered by anything, not even space storms that can cause ships to shut down. That someone is Monz Star, the leader and de facto of an independent monster-hunting group founded by Tricorn called the Monster Hunter Brigade. While it is true that Tricorn has been made momentarily reasonable, she still can't truly trust an entire planet of monsters and has been a concern to her even before she was made a cyborg, though it arguably made her even more determined. Monz has been trying to find and destroy Spookavania for years because of Tricorn's misguided determination to prevent monster problems that are known to cost lives. The idea of an entire community of monsters hiding on one planet is intolerable. And now, Monz Star was able to pinpoint it's location with the use of a lost, and previously prohibited, High Council artifact known as the 'Worldfinder Map' which was capable of locating any known world throughout the UUniverses. Tricorn has given him her experimental monster-hunting ship called The Helsing Craft, and gave him permission to do what he wants with it, which lead to the ship being upgraded to be immune to the space storm, and be fully-completed by whatever means possible, often having to resort to questionable and illegal actions and the use of questionable and contraband technology, even that of the Grox and Villain League technology. And after making questionable deals with those where he got it from, it was proven worth it in the end as the Helsing got through the space storm unaffected, and is getting ready to order the entire military aboard to commence with the invasion and destruction of Spookavania. After a few minor attacks, it might provoke the ruler of the planet, Count Vladula to finally trust a questionable renegade wraith named Horrorshow and his anti-normal fanatics and defeat Monz and declare UUniversal war on all normals. And thanks to Icky momentarly disabling the teleporting beacon from eating chocolate he got from a planet of candy, it will be up to the Lodgers to find a way to make their van immune to the space storm in time with help of an unlikely savior of the planet: A renowned and enhanced monster-hunter who used to work for Tricorn named Craig Vesling, who had quit serving Tricorn and Monz long ago when he realized they were using him for monster genocide, and started to agree that unlike Transylvania, Spookavanian monsters pose no true threat unless provoked or corrupted by the influence of his worse enemy and old friend, Horrorshow, who was essentially responsible for him working for those two in the first place. So with life on Spookavania hanging in the balance, our heroes and Craig need to stop Monz and Tricorn from irresponsibly dragging the UUniverses into a war destined to be more disasterous than even the Cartoonian Wars.

Transcript
Intro (Becky G- Problem)

Chapter 1: Looming trouble for a World of Monsters
(This song is played as not just the people of Halloween Town sing it, but new monster, as well as other monsters from other movies such as Monsters Inc and Hotel Transylvania) In the viewing portal. The Room of Bluebeard. Meanwhile... Later...
 * Vampire: I'd like to thank all of you for another great time of Halloween. And I'd like to thank Jack Skellington and a few other friends of his from other worlds for joining in.
 * Jack: Oh, it was nothing, Vladula. Drac, Sully, Mike, and their friends have been pretty close to me for a while.
 * Mayor: "This certainly gave this year's halloween more oopth. And with that upcoming "Goosebumps" Movie, I think we have some compition later down the road. (Turns head around to sad face) It's ashame our creator Tim Burton didn't get to have anything to do with the production like the attempt that had him with failed because of issues."
 * Clown: "Yeah, and I have to be nit-picky here. Why is Jack Black playing R.L. Stein? Isn't Stein still alive? Why can he just play himself?"
 * Jack: "I imagine it's suppose to be an alternate universe sort've deal."
 * Dr. Frankenstein: "Maybe that, and because Stein probuly doesn't have an acting bone in his body. Or because Jack was made newly found popular thanks to "Kung Fu Panda".... And/or in a lesser extent, that odd movie about Jack Black becoming a spanich wresler."
 * Mavis: Well, at least me, Dad, and his friends have had the spotlight recently with our sequel. They said it held a BIG box office record, and grossed over $48.5 million.
 * Sully: And as for our sequel, that was just 2 years ago. Odd how both our movies have one same voice actor.
 * Wayne: Yeah, I never liked that Randall guy despite us sharing the same voice actor.
 * Vladula: I'm just glad that it shall be Halloween soon, and it'll be the time when we do our common tradition of scaring kids for fun. Sure it's a risky tradition, but let's remember that not everyone can take a scare and it's important to know when to stop. Otherwise you have people like that ridiculous Monster Hunter Brigade that a certain friend of ours have defended Spookavania's location from.
 * Drac: Ah, yes, Craig is a hero to both normal people and monsters. He makes sure that both sides are balanced out, and he has done a great job since he quit that Brigade.
 * Sully: "Speaking of which, hey kids, who wants Ol' Jacky to re-tall the story on how the Monster Hunter Birgade almost were able to actselly waste Spookivaina?"
 * Monster kids began to pester Jack over this.
 * Jack: "Ok, ok, ok! But remember. The story gets alittle intense every once in awhile. And, also alittle odd. Witches, ster up the magic pool."
 * The two Witches did that.
 * Jack: "You see children, earlier in October, there was a mean old human with a scared eye, and science gifted abilities beyond even our imaginations that hunted for a speical lost High Council map soughted after by forces darker then him. He wanted to use it to get to Spookivaina. And one day, he was able to get it."
 * The Witches' sterring eventally opened a viewing portal to the past.
 * Jack: "He found it in a place no one would've fought to look in.... A lost vessal of a pirate ship."
 * An old Pirate ship is seen.
 * A Group of punks simular to the dragon rider teens with weaponry are seen.
 * Snotlout-look-a-like: "..... That's where Old Crazy Monty said the map was? Has that old coot lost his marbles?"
 * Ruffnut-look-a-like: "Totally. There's no way the High Council's gonna neglect one of their toys and leave it on some pirate's boat."
 * Fishlegs-look-a-like: "Actselly, the lost ship of Captain Bluebeard, the second most infamous universe traveling pirate behind Taiklar Blackheart, has been said to stolen a powerful map from them during a ship transfering from a war-torned planet, and stolen the Worldfinder Map for the purpose of his own misuse to find nearly all the highest treasure planets and become enturnally rich. He cursed the map with a pirate's curse that he will come to life and haunt all of the universes with enturnal plunder and pillaging if the map is ever taken from him."
 * Tuffnut-Look-A-Like: "PFFT! That stupid old legend? Give me a break?! Bluebeard was a one and done deal after he ate a poisoned chicken. That curse never became a proven fact."
 * Fishlegs-Look-a-like: "Because, nobody was able to find the map or the ship.... Until us....."
 * Hiccup-Look-a-like: "Look, it's obvious that the legend thing is just an old rumor. Monty expects us to get that map, no excuses."
 * Astrid-look-a-like: "Exactly. The only thing we should look out for, is the ship's traps, and the fact that we're not the only ones who want the map. I saw several left behind Pirate camps, including one that belongs to Bluebeard the 100th. Obviously wants to inhereit his great grandfather's secret of being a very bad ass pirate."
 * Hiccup-look-a-like: "Pirates, boobytraps, and an old myth are the least of our concerns. Are we gonna be able to get that map or what?"
 * Fishlegs look-alike: Ok, ok, no need to get so snippy, Burp. (They enter the shipwreck as they searched through it, encountering several human and fish skeletons)
 * Hiccup look-alike (Burp):... Hmm... I don't really see any booby traps.
 * Snotlout look-alike: I hope these traps aren't like the ones set by that pirate in the Goonies. Those must've taken years of studying physics.
 * Astrid look-alike: Well, Phlegm, Bluebeard has been known to be an expert in physics. This place isn't the first he set up with booby-traps.
 * Tuffnut look-alike: (Scoffs) You said 'booby'!
 * Burp: Nutter, please! Let's just find this map and get it over with.
 * Astrid look-alike: Isn't that it over there? (They see a small metal tablet with a glowing blue magical screen-like surface)
 * Burp: "...... Ok, you think the map would like a magical piece of paper, but.... Ok, I'll take mteal tablet."
 * Fishlegs look-alike: Let's get it- (Tries moving)
 * Burp: (Stops him) Hold it, Snapper! Remember there might be booby-traps. (Puts his hand in an open light, and it triggers a hidden trap door with stalagmites on the bottom where skeletons laid)
 * Fishlegs look-alike (Snapper): WHOA!... Well, thanks for that Burp.
 * Aster:... How do we get past that, then?
 * Burp: "Wait a minute......"
 * Burp picks up a piece of broken board and tosses it across the room and it hits the Map, only for it to fall down and break like glass!
 * Burp: "I should've known..... The old "fake treasure" gimmick. An old Pirate trick to trick idiots like them to die for a fake prize. I knew the real map wasn't a metal plate."
 * Phlegm: "So, anti-climaticly, it is a piece of paper, but with magic? Honestly, that isn't very creative for an anichent map."
 * Burp: "Perhaps, but at least it's more realisticly assusiated with pirates then what, that metal thing over there? Come on guys, I think I know where our tecnecolored bearded friend hid the real map."
 * The Skeletal Body of Bluebeard was seen with the REAL map in his hands, a seemingly regular piece of paper with an exception of the occational odd glow. Around the corpse of Bluebeard were a series of his dead crew around the table he sat at.
 * Burp and his team entered.
 * Phlegm: "Ok, let's claim the anti-climatic thing and get it over with."
 * Snapper: "But the curse-"
 * Burp: "Would you relax? There's no pirate curse! Pirates are not capable of magic!"
 * Snapper: "But Taiklar had magic."
 * Burp: "He was probuly an exception. Now I want no more word about the curse thing, alright?" (Tries to grab the map, yet the skeleton came alive) YAAHH!!
 * Bluebeard Skeleton: YAAARRR!! YOU DARELA YOUR HANDS ON SOMETHIN' THAT DOESN'T BELONG TO YE'?!?
 * Phlegm: Hey, to be fair, it's not really yours, pal, you just stole it from the High Council of Old.
 * Burp: PHLEGM, IT'S A FREAKING SKELETON!!!
 * Phlegm: Well, I'm not scared of it. We've seen skeletons all the time when it comes to monster-hunting.
 * Bluebeard Skeleton: This be yer' last chance, lads! Leave this place or me and me crew shall awaken and go into eternal pillaging for the rest of eternity! Not even you will be spared!
 * Phlegm: Oh, I'm SOOOO scared.
 * Aster: Phlegm, don't!!
 * Burp: LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Phlegm: Why? We found what we came for, so let's just take it from him!
 * Snapper: I warned you all about the curse! We need to get out of here.
 * Bluebeard Skeleton: Yes, listen to tubby, lads!
 * Snapper: HEY!!
 * Phlegm: Oh, I'm peeing my pants screaming! You think you're so scary, you big bag of bones? GO, TO, HE--(The Skeleton glows in blue spiritual fire) YA-HA?!
 * Burp: "Oh great, now ya cheesed him off, Phlegm."
 * Phlegm: "OK OK, I GET IT NOW?! THE GUY HAS A SERIOUSLY FIREY TEMPER!?"
 * Nutter: "Litterally."
 * Burp: Not to worry, we have ways to deal with spiritual creatures. We'd better switch to ghost rounds. (They take out their high-tech pistols and spin a revolving mechanism to 'ghost') This ammunition should send this spirit back to the afterlife.
 * Aster: I hope so! (The group fired as the Bluebeard Skeleton took a few hits, and he starts to fade into dust)
 * Bluebeard Skeleton: YAAAHHH!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? AAAHHHH!!! AAAAAaaaa...(He completely fades away as the skeleton itself fell apart on the floor)...
 * Snapper:...Yikes.
 * Burp: (Grabs the map) Well, it looks like we've completed our mission, everyone. Let's get this map back to the boss.
 * The group leaves, but they are unaware that the eyeholes of Bluebeard's skull began to glow.
 * (Jack): The map was officially in the hands of the Monster Hunter Brigade. And upon Monz' possession of the map, all heck started to break loose.
 * Tri-Corn was doing paperwork.
 * Jamica: "Uh, Senator?"
 * Tri-Corn: "Jamica?"
 * Jamica: "I don't know how to say this, but a weird old human has come and requested your audience. He claims he was part of a millaterry team you made and-"
 * Tri-Corn: "Ah, yes. You see, I founded that team prior of you being hired. I entrusted him and a few others for... Private matters. Allow him to see me and, do some errends to pass the time."
 * Jamica became unsure.
 * Jamicia: ".... Very, well."
 * Jamica let's a silluette stranger in and leaves.
 * Stranger: "Tri-Corn.... (Brings out an anichent map) Have I got big news for you...."
 * Tricorn:... Is that...
 * Stranger: It is. It's the Worldfinder Map that belonged to the High Council of Old. It was used to identify and locate ANY world in the UUniverses. With this, we can finally locate the world of monsters, Spookavania.
 * Tricorn: Well done, Monz, well done! I knew one day we'd find... (Suddenly remembers the last few times she tried eliminating monsters)... (Sighs)
 * Stranger (Monz): Is there something wrong, Senator?
 * Tricorn: It's just that... (Sighs)... I've been thinking about what we're doing, and-
 * Monz: That's dangerous. This is what you've been aiming for ever since that beast made you a robotic freak. We can finally find Spookavania, and destroy all the monsters inhabiting it.
 * Tricorn: I know, but... I think it's best if we called the whole thing off.
 * Monz: WHAT?!?
 * Tricorn: Look, I'm sorry, but a few... Unpleasant situations... Have made me see things another way. Maybe not all monsters have to be killed, just the ones who... Are actually true monsters.
 * Monz:... (Laughs) I always thought you had no sense of humor. (Laughs) I... (Tricorn looks at him seriously)... Oh, God, you CANNOT be serious!
 * Tricorn: Is that a problem?
 * Monz: You'd better believe it is, Tricorn! Monsters are very dangerous things! They're just nothing but accidents that do nothing but cause suffering and chaos. Isn't that what you said to me when you founded this team?
 * Tricorn: Yes, but you don't understand. Some monsters are not all the same. They could either be innocent victims of bad luck or just ugly creatures looking for friendship. I learned such a fact the hard way.
 * Monz: (Sighs) Is this because of that whole Tiki mess years ago?
 * Tricorn: That's only part of the reason why I am changing a new mind, but otherwise yes. Has anyone ever told you that you can't judge things by how they look? Would you shoot the monster members of the Shell Lodge and expect to get away with it?
 * Monz: "Uh...... Funny thing is, sometime last year, I once tried exactly that."
 * Tri-corn: "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
 * Monz: "Now now, Tri-corn, they never found out I worked for ya. They just thought I was some nut."
 * Tri-corn: "Just because they didn't found out then doesn't mean they'll never figure out?! They're smart misfits.... Well, the ones actselly smart anyway. Your most likely wanted by them, Monz! If they find out your part of a millaterry based group, under MY orders, they're never gonna let me live this down!"
 * Monz: "..... Tri-corn, what happened to the senator that wanted to kill monsters?"
 * Tri-corn: "I was only like that because I couldn't control my tragiic feelings..... And realisticly because I was processed by a dangerious Glitch that is momentarly offline and has yet to come back."
 * Monz: "But you founded this group BEFORE the glitch!"
 * Tri-corn: "Correction, while that's true, I didn't had anything against monsters to an extent the glitch and a tragity caused. I originally meant for you and the birgade to be a preventive measure. I only ended up encouraging your worse nature because, again, the stupid Glitch."
 * Monz: "But senator?! The most troubling thing about Spookivainia, is that we don't know the extent of their true nature! I mean, with the likes of Halloween Town and the Montrotropolis world and that, "Tranvilvainia Hotel" world, you can get those monsters are true afraid or are too stupid to be a true threat to us normals, but what about Spookivainia? What is their true allinement? Are they like their evil twin Transvilvainia, or they another wimpifived monster world? Casue remember, monsters played a role in the Cartoonian Wars.... Which war was it is debateable, but they had a hand in it."
 * Tri-corn: "That was mainly the Transvilvainian monsters, Monz, and they have been long punished with exsile to their own world."
 * Monz: "Aye, but how much do we know the extent on what the Spookivainians are like? You know well enough that monsters are not a predictable sort, espeically not ones we know nothing about."
 * Tri-corn: "I'm just saying that, we're better off leaving this alone. We clearly never had a problem with them before, so why give them any shit for virtally no real reason?"
 * Monz: "...... It seems some sense needs to be brought back to you."
 * Monz snapped his fingers and two brutes appeared behind Monz.
 * Monz: "You remember Atlas and Omlar, Tri-corn? They here to hold ya still while I make adjustments on your head."
 * The two brutes grabbed and held Tri-corn down!
 * Tri-corn: "STOP!? WHAT'RE YOU DOING!?"
 * Monz removes the false skin!
 * Monz: "Simple.... I'm getting the Tri-corn I liked back. And if it means waking up this "Glitch-corn", then so be it. Time to put me millaterry hacking skills to work."
 * Tri-corn: "YOUR MAKING A MISTAKE MONZ?! IF THIS ENDS UP FAILING, I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PROTECT YOU FROM THE LOUGERS VENGENCE FOR WHEN THEY WANT TO GET EVEN FOR TRYING TO HURT THEIR FRIENDS!?"
 * Monz: You've gone too soft on monsters for too long, Tricorn! I'm just going to make sure it isn't an issue again. No more Mrs. Nice Dragon! (Opens a small compartment in Tricorn's head)
 * Tricorn: OW! MONZ, DON'T YOU DARE, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!
 * Monz: I'm afraid it's too late, Senator. There's no going back this time. (Prepares to pull a wire)
 * Tricorn: NO! NO! NOOOO--(The wire is pulled)
 * Jamica was seen slithering down the road.
 * She is suddenly surrended by Birage men.
 * Jamica: "..... Can I, help you gentlemen?"
 * Burp and his friends appear, seemingly relucent.
 * Burp: "..... Miss, we are so sorry for this, but... Your gonna have to come with us. And please, do not make this harder then it is emotionally for me and my friends."
 * Jamica: "What, wha, what you talking about? What happened to Tri-corn, what's going on?!"
 * Burp: "It's mainly confiddentsially. All you need to know is that Monz needs to reason Tri-corn out of wussing out on monsters, that's all."
 * Jamica: ".... I must warn you that I do NOT like the sound of that! I am going to have to alarm the Lougers over this, I-"
 * A familier Night-Fury shaped shadow loomed over Jamica as it intensely stared down at her, both with regret and warning of not doing anything she'll regret.
 * Aster: We're so sorry miss boa, but I'm afraid that cannot happen. This is for the good of socity, and the MHB. (The Night Fury shows itself to be Heartless)
 * Jamica: This is treason! What've you done with Tricorn?
 * Phlegm: Let's just say Monz is gonna wake her wake up and smell the monster blood. And no, I didn't mean that gross abominable gak abomination from the Goosebumps universe.
 * Jamica:... Oh, no... You didn't! Tell me you didn't switch her to Glitch-Corn again.
 * Burp: We're sorry, it's not our idea, it's Monz's, and we don't like it as much as you do. But we have no choice but to obey him, and now that you know, you cannot be allowed to reveal it to anyone. Please know, it's nothing against you, it's just orders.
 * Jamica: (She is thrown into a cell) TREASON!!! THIS IS TREASON!! LET ME OUT OF HERE IMMEDIATELY!!
 * Monz: And who's going to make me? This is nothing personal, Ms. Boa, it's just business.
 * Jamica: TRAITORS!!! YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!
 * Monz: Oh, I assure you, Ms. Boa, we already have.Tricorn's in the right path now. Now if you'll excuse me, we have an invasion of a monster world to start. (They head out, and as Monz was the last one to leave, he gives one last nasty look to Jamica in smug victory, shuts the door)
 * Jamica:...(Sighs) Tricorn, what were you THINKING making the MHB?!? I didn't trust Monz from the start! Hell, I don't even know why he HATES monsters because he always stays shut about it. (Sighs) What am I gonna do?
 * ???: You don't have to do anything, Ms. Boa. (An unknown figure appears in the shadows and flips into the cell room, revealing himself to be a black human in a standard MHB uniform, with slight exception of the lack of a badge and scratched-out MHB symbol, and sunglasses)
 * Jamica: (Gasps) Craig Vesling! I never thought you'd show up.
 * Craig: "I never thought Monz would snoop so low.... Corrupting his own boss and throwing her good friend and assistent in jail because he calulated that you might be an issue. Please know that, outside of Monz' men, Burp and his friends have no true proudness and loyalty to the kind of man Monz is. They're just trapped to be bound of being good soldiers."
 * Jamica: "I know, but, they clearly look like they're capable to make their own desidions. It's just that they're afraid of what Monz and Tri-corn in her horrorable state would do to them for mere disobedience. We need to make it that neither Monz and Tri-corn can't hurt them for finally choosing the right thing over obedience."
 * Craig: You'd think the guys would have the muscle to defend themselves with those dragons they have. From what I heard, that black one's species is considered the most powerful and destructive.
 * Jamica: Oh, that Night Fury has been with the MHB for a while. Monz said it was previously controlled by Heartlesses and Heartless masterminds until the Lodgers and the Dragon Crew of Berk rescued him.
 * Craig: But in all honesty, even something as powerful as a Night Fury is no match for the firepower of the MHB. Believe me, I've seen dragons twice as big as he is that were shot down by MHB firepower since...you know, they technically count as monsters.
 * Jamica: You mean they count as monsters when they're unable to be controlled.
 * Craig: Yes, that's what I meant. Listen, even with dragons, if they tried to quit, Monz would have them killed, almost like I was when I quit the MHB. But even I know loyalty is fleeting. It would take Monz making a mistake even they won't tolerate to finally do what's right. (They were unaware they were being watched by a camera, and a silent alarm was turned on)
 * Jamica: So... What do we do, then?
 * Craig: Well, I think we're gonna need some help. Should I go fetch the Shell Lodgers to come rescue you and help stop Monz?
 * Jamica: Or you can rescue me yourself.
 * Craig: I would, but the locks can only be opened by DNA recognition. They only recognize an MHB employee's hand. I try it, the alarm will be raised.... And I just realized that the alarms are silent.
 * Jamica: WHAT?!? (MHB soldiers stormed inside)
 * Monz: STOP RIGHT THERE, VESLING!!! You're not laying a hand on that prisoner! Surrender now, or we will open fire!
 * Craig slowly raised his hands.... Only to quickly reveil smoke bombs and dropped them before Monz and his goons could react.
 * BOOM?!
 * The sound of a jail cell breaking apart was heard.
 * Monz and his goons were coughing as the Cell was seen destroyed and Jamica was gone.
 * Monz: "...... Clever boy.... I taught him well..... TOO well for the sake of this organisation's safety."
 * Atlas: "What do we do now, boss?"
 * Monz: "..... We're gonna have to move quick. Forget about capturing those two for now. It'll be too late by then. We're gonna have to make our escape quick."
 * Omlar: "Well, luckly for you, Tri-corn's speical ship was already finished in advance."
 * Monz: "Ahh, yes, her gift for when I finally find a way to get to Spookivainia... Now's a very too good time to use it to it's potainional. Men, we leave in 100 hours."
 * Atlas: "Is that millaterry talk for something or-"
 * Monz: YES, OF COURSE IT IS!! It means we leave in this very minute!? Prepare the Helsing Craft for planetary assault. Hopefully we'll make it there in time and cross that planet's system's electromagnetic space storm before those Lodger fools can catch us. Not even THEY will be able to get through in time. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!! (The soldiers moved as Monz got a communications device) ATTENTION ALL MHB PERSONNEL! YOU ARE AUTHORIZED TO REPORT TO THE HELSING CRAFT AND BEGIN THE RAPTURE INITIATIVE!! WE'RE PLANNING AN IMMEDIATE INVASION OF THE PLANET SPOOKAVANIA, AND HURRY!! CRAIG VESLING IS ON THE MOVE!! GO, GO, GO, GO!!!

Chapter 2: The Helsing Craft/Craig Vesling
Later... Dragon Temple Flashback. Reality. Later... Flashback Reality. Flashback. Reality.
 * Monz: (Watches as several soldiers entered a giant space cruiser labeled 'Helsing Craft' armed with assault rifles and have strong armor)
 * Tri-corn, in her corrupted state, arrived.
 * Tri-corn: "You should know I added a few things to enable you to get through the storm in Sppokivainia. Care for me to explain?"
 * Monz: "Save it for when we're all in the ship, Senator. I just apologies we have to leave so soon, but you know how troublesome both Craig and the Lougers can be."
 * Tricorn: Indeed. And you sure the ship's electromagnetic safety measures have been tested?
 * Monz: We tested it just yesterday. It works like a charm. This thing is armed, set, and ready for a one-way genocidal trip to Spookavania. Those lousy monsters won't know what hit them!
 * Tricorn: Excellent! This is the day I've long awaited, for the world of Spookavania to crumble for good.
 * Monz: (Chuckles) Indeed! They'll surely pay for oppressing normals like me! (The last of the soldiers entered the ship's mini-deployment tanks)...Well, the last of the soldiers have entered the deployment tanks. As soon as we enter that planet's atmosphere, all 250 of those tanks will be deployed and release all the troops.
 * Tricorn: How many soldiers are in each one?
 * Monz: Well, a deployment tank can carry over 100 soldiers, so I should say that this ship will carry up to...(Counts and does math)...25,000 soldiers.
 * Tricorn:...Well, Monz, you never stop impressing me. 25,000 soldiers mean that any monster within their range will be exterminated.
 * Monz: Indeed. Now let's get inside the ship. Craig and Jamica will be half-way to the Lodgers by now! (They entered the ship)
 * Voice: All personnel has been accounted for. Helsing Craft, prepare for launch. 10...9...other numbers...liftoff! (The Helsing Craft began to propel itself into space and it started to enter hyperdrive)
 * SpongeBob: (The Lodgers have just finished watching the latest MLP episode as half of them are in tears)...That...was the most tearjerking episode I've seen thus far!
 * Shifu: (Briefly sheds a tear)...Yes, I'm glad the Crusaders will no longer try getting themselves killed gaining their cutie marks, and instead help other ponies find THEIR cutie marks.
 * Batty: I'm not gonna cry, I'm not--(Starts crying and blows his nose on the Thief's robe)...Oh, sorry.
 * Thief: ("Yeesh, looks like the rodent hasn't heard of wiping himself. But then again, he's from a world where nothing but fairies and humans wipe themselves.")
 * Trixie: "..... Am I, the only one actselly surprise about Diamond Tiara? And wouldn't what she said in the "Rarity's Lawsuit Revenge" episode become, incredability ironic?"
 * Tiara: "(Sighs), Because we're meant to be THIER conflict. To motivate them to raise up the better of us. That's what always happens in these kind of shows. We're another part of a trend. And until Hasbro desides we're not nessersary to push them anymore, we... We have to stay their enemies. Cause we tried to friend them up now, canon would force us to wreck it again."
 * Gilda: "Actselly, it pretty much does. I used to remember when Hasbro didn't gave in to fan demands, and now, head-canons and fanons turned into... Well, just canon. And I think it all started with Princess Twilight.... And in a sense, your CANON return."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, tecnecally, it started as a seed with Luna given a canon return, albeit alternate then her Season 1 form. But I beleive since the Twilight hours of Season 3, 4 and 5 seemed to grow into becoming, well, the fan catering series. That's not to say they're entirely acctreate to what Fans intended, but it's there."
 * Trixie: "..... That actselly kinda freaks me out. I didn't think it was possable."
 * Icky: "Well it certainly surprised the producer. It lead to one future episode of this series to be rewritten and another lost-drafted."
 * Trixie: "And on top of that, not making Suri Tiara's mother was actselly a right call, cause we ACTSELLY seen Tiara's mother."
 * Squidward: "Well that certainly would've been a nightmare to recreate the episode had it still kept the "Suri is Diamond's mother" thing."
 * Sandy: "So, I reckind that means MSM deffently made a good call there."
 * MSM: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I DID!!! (Everyone was stunned)...Sorry, reflex.
 * Iago: "...Yep. I bet the five have already started to become real friends now."
 * Viper: "I believe this means we owe them our congratulations."
 * Icky: "And make them honorary heroes.... And thank them for finally stop risking their necks for something they now already had."
 * Spongebob: "All in favor of doing that now?"
 * Lougers: "Aye!"
 * Spongebob: "All against."
 * Ignitus came in.
 * Ignitus: "Forgive my brashness, but.... I have to oppose."
 * Shifu: "..... And in concern as to why, does it concern a problem?"
 * Ignitus: "(Sighs)..... Look, I know you want to give your condolenges to the Crusaders, but I'm afraid it'll have to wait.... I'm afraid it concerns Tri-corn, and yet another of her antics backfiring on her."
 * Icky: "OH WHAT DID SHE DO THIS TIME?!"
 * Ignitus: "More like.... What she did long ago. Come with me, Jamica and a very speical hero want to meet you."
 * Craig: (The Lodgers arrived)...Greetings, Shell Lodgers.
 * Icky: Whoa... Hey, Jamaica, what's with the Blade ripoff in a cool-looking purple outfit?
 * Craig: My name is Craig Vesling. Former major commander of the Monster Hunting Brigade, and defender of the relations of both normal people and monsters alike.
 * Ignitus: Craig here is someone who's been against Tricorn's prejudice against monsters for a while. And what they just told us concerning her requires your assistance.
 * Boss Wolf: Okay, what did the b**** do this time?
 * Missing Link: And who, may I ask, is the Monster Hunting Brigade?
 * Jamica: (Sighs) It's a military-grade taskforce that Tricorn approved even before her first injury in Equestria.
 * Banzai: Whoa, whoa, you mean she's hated monsters since BEFORE Glitch-Corn?!?
 * Jamica: Not in any degree your likely thinking is assusiated with actselly involving the hate borned from Glitch-Corn. It was more that she was concerned about the unpredictability of monsters in general. He founded the group and hired what would become it's de facto leader, Monty Zoshua Star, nicknamed, "Monz Star", an extremely prejudicial man with a hate for monsters.
 * Craig: "You lougers might remember him better as the crazy old man who tried to kill your monster friends awhile back last year."
 * Missing Link: "Aw, what!?"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Oh no, this Monz Star character was THAT nutcase?!"
 * Ginormica: "Oh great, our psyco had a name AND he has an army with him?! I liked him better when we thought he was just a lone nut."
 * Icky: "Figures, just figures. What drives that guy to even be like this?"
 * Jamica: He never told us what made him so hateful of them, but I can say, assumingly, it was worse than what Craig here went through in the past.
 * Alex: Does that involve your former classification as a member of that little organization?
 * Craig: Yes. You see... I joined because I was at one time just like Glitch-Corn, prejudicial against monsters. And it's tragic for me because I was raised by them.
 * Puss:... So you're an orphan?
 * Craig: Yes. I still don't know what happened to my real parents. But since I lost them, I was raised by the monsters of a world called Spookavania...
 * (Craig): On a place populated entirely by monsters of all kinds, it's easy for a human child to get used to adult situations such as death and the Devil. And that's who I am. As a child, I was a strong-hearted soul. I was basically a hard kid to scare. I was literally fearless. And I seemed to be great friends with a majority of the monsters, who were okay about a human child living on their planet. One of them was a wraith that many Spookavanians know as Horrorshow. (The wraith himself appeared)... He seemed to get along with me just fine. We did a few great things together. But there was something... Off about him. Something that was just... Untrustworthy. But it didn't really bother me. Now I know it should've been a red flag that his name was "Horrorshow" and that he was an extremely unpopular wraith, but I didn't knew better, I was a kid after all. I was fearless, I didn't say I was the spawn of Albert Enstein. So as the years passed, I grew to be caring to monsters of all kinds. But Count Vladula had always told me that, someday, I would have to go back with my own kind. So, he sent me to the nearest human world where I could try and adapt to a new life. But at first, it didn't go well for me. All I heard was harsh comments and prejudicial claims about monsters. Luckily, when I told people that I was from a world of monsters, none of them believed me. But at the same time, they also thought I was nuts, so, mixed blessing there. All they did was hit me with mean words about them. Too be fair, the world was called "Judgementala", and was porbuly not the finest world to introduse me to, but again, neither me or Vlad knew better at the time. After constantly hearing this everywhere I went, I finally broke down and returned back home. I felt more comfortable being with monsters. But when I returned... A horrible truth would change my life forever... Horrorshow, was never really my friend. At least, not in a more morally acceptable conspect. He and a gang of monsters he turned to his side attacked the very human world I was in, and had every single human slaughtered and turned into spirital slaves thanks to a witch assisent he had. He claims it was to avenge me and that he was the one who tricked Vlad into allowing this and that I wasn't meant to go to Judgementela to begin with, I was meant to go back the world that was troubled by the world I went to, named "Understandica", and some unclear claims about my parents concerning some war it was with on the place, I didn't get the full detail, I was still in shock and it was all so he is able to make me into what he wanted me to be. A weapon against humans. I turned him down and thought that what those stupid humans said monsters were right, and I ran away. I assumed that Vlad caught on to Horrorshow's sceme and gave him due punishment. So, I ended up being taken in by the Birgade and Monz. I was trained to become a fighter and was desten to cleansed the universe of monsters.... But, then, I discovered another truth. Humans are not any better. (Monz burns down an innosent monster home and laughs insanely). I was reminded by how humans were not any better. I made a mistake to become one of them. So, I made amends to it. I quited. And I almost lost my life to it.
 * Craig: "And now, I ain't entirely sure who's the monsters at this point. But whoever's the monster, it doesn't matter! As long as an innosent needs protection, I'll be there."
 * Gilda: "Wow. Horrorshow sounded like a real flip-flop."
 * Craig: "At least, currently, unlike Monz, I understand why.... He was once a normal himself."
 * Po: "Well, obviously. I mean, ghosts started out as people until they die."
 * Craig: "Yes, but it's besides the point. I mean as in, he knew all too well that humanity is disgustingly flawed.... And I think it was why he wanted to turn me against humans...."
 * (Craig): "His name as a normal was Elias H. Threepword, he was born on a farm in Kansas in 1839 who hated the farm life since there was so many things wrong with it, such as tornadoes, infectious bugs, diseases, and countless others. Aside from that, he never liked anything, and thus became anti-social, never caring about any material possessions including money. He possessed harsh and cynical views on the world around him and always believed that no matter what happened, society was still a ruined mess every day. However, his only real values was his best cow Betsy and his prized golden-egg-laying goose. But because this value could attract attention from undesirables who routinely harassed him for the goose for obvious reasons, the worst he did was threaten to alert authorities. It deterred many undesirables, but there was a greedy marketing tycoon who was too determined to let a typical threat of enforcers deter him. So he had his goons murder Betsy as a warning to make him more 'welcoming' to people like him and kidnapped his goose. However, instead of alerting authorities of the crime, he only went into a rage, grabbed his scythe, and pinned down the location of his goose's kidnappers thanks to the questionable choice of advertising the goose at the market plaza. Upon discovering the place, However, when he realized that the advertising lead other greedy people to come after the goose, he ended up killing any who were blind to his pain and came after it. He caused what was known as the Great Goose Massacre and earned him an infamous reputation. It deterred criminals permanently, but he gained a new problem with the law. While Elias explained why he did it, it wasn't a good excuse for the many kills he committed trying to protect his goose. Thus, the judge sentenced him to death by hanging. Following his death, he became the prejudicial wraith known as Horrorshow. He began haunting his own country for years thanks to their actions on him until 1975 when paranormal experts threatened to destroy him, forcing him to retreat to Spookavania where he would attempt to start a monster revolution."
 * Craig: "..... And I was almost dragged into it."
 * Icky: "..... YOU BEFRIENDED THE GOOSE MASICURE GHOST?!"
 * Craig: "He told me about that nickname."
 * March Hare: "Well, that ghost surely has some serious issues."
 * Mad Hatter: "I'll say they're serious. They're very very serious indeed!"
 * Dorm Mouse: "Very, very serious indeed."
 * Craig: "Well fortunately, his attatude was what made him normally untrustable to sane monsters, and those who learned to forget about the idiotcy of humanity and moved on with their lives."
 * Shifu: "Perhaps, but how long will that be the case if he learns of the Birgade?"
 * Craig: "He already knows, but even then, that isn't enough, because normally, they are not able to become a problem thanks to the planet's space storms, and that the place isn't exactly well documented in normal socities.... That is, until he found two things to get around that."
 * Lord Shen: "And those would be...?"
 * Craig: "A ship said to be ammuned and capable to even ignor the space storms, and as for finding the place, he managed to get a magical map capable to find any world. Something about it being from some dead pirate named "Bluebeard"."
 * Merlin:... Are... Are you talking about the Worldfinder Map that belonged to the High Council of Old?
 * Craig: Afraid so, appearently. The MHB is capable of taking on any kind of monster known thanks to their technology. They developed all kinds of weaponry to deal with even ghosts. With technology like that, and with the space-storm-proof ship capable of carrying up to 25,000 soldiers, they'll ANNIHILATE Spookavania! So... Is it fair to ask that you guys have a way to get past the space storm?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, of course. We have a portal device that we can-
 * Icky: Uh, yeah, about that...
 * Lord Shen: "...... You did something stupid again, did you?"
 * Icky: "Not intentionally, but.... Well, I was still covered in chocolate from Gobstopper following our recent trip there, and I forgot I had the portal beacon with me and-"
 * Lord Shen: "How, bad, is it?"
 * Icky: Well...basically the whole beacon is covered in chocolate. It'll take a few days to clean it and make it work again. Sorry.
 * Lord Shen: YOU SHORT-CIRCUITED THE PORTAL BEACON?!? YOU IDIOT, THAT WAS OUR ONLY FOOLPROOF WAY TO GET THROUGH THAT SPACE STORM!!! YOU JUST DOOMED THAT PLANET!!!
 * Icky: I SAID I WAS SORRY, PEA-COCKER!!!
 * Lord Shen: I TOLD YOU TO NEVER CALL ME THAT!!!
 * Icky: COME AT ME, FAN-ASS!!!
 * Shifu: ENOUGH!! Look, Shen, we can't blame him for an accident.
 * Lord Shen: Why not? There's an entire world of monsters that need us, and their greatest defense will be our greatest obstacle!
 * Shifu: There ARE other ways to get past that storm!
 * Lord Shen: Like what?
 * Shifu: "Well, Monz obviously has a simular idea. Simply make the van capable to ignor and withstand the storms."
 * Lord Shen: "Hmm.... Use the same stragity as the threat, only use it for good. Yes, but I'm afraid we knew little of what they are using."
 * Craig: "I spied on Monz and his forces for awhile, but.... You might not like what you'll hear. Monz made Tri-corn commit to, alot of scecthy deals."
 * Icky: "They're bad, aren't they?"
 * Craig: If by bad, you mean trade contraband technology from people like the Grox and the Villain League, then yes, it's bad.
 * Sparx:...Well, f***, using the same strategy is out of the picture.
 * Kowalski: And believe me, we once got stuck in a similar space storm....And no, I'm not talking about the one we created from the toxins of our Fhurro machine because our van WASN'T in that one, I'm talking about the one we got caught in years ago. Our van was nearly torn apart. I have since been trying to perfect an EMP module that will make our van immune to similar space storms. But every model I tested failed....And YES, I'M STILL PISSED THAT VILLAINS ALWAYS GET THE GOOD STUFF!!! (Beats his head on the wall)
 * Craig:...Is he always like that?
 * Skipper: You get used to it. You should see him when he was still lamenting on his previously-broken up girlfriend....Come to think of it, since our movie, he's got TWO girlfriends now. Doris and that snowy owl in the North Wind.
 * Kowalski: Yeah, I was worrying about that for a while. That's why I'm trying to keep the two away from each other until I can choose who to be with.
 * Craig: So, this portal beacon is ruined, and we can't use the same method the MHB used to get past the storm.
 * Spyro: Wait a second, can't Tricorn do something?
 * Jamica: Oh, that's something I've been meaning to tell you. Monz hacked into her brain and awoken Glitch-Corn, and now she's prejudicial of monsters again.
 * Spyro: Oh, no!
 * Sparx: Sheesh, we teach her a lesson about monster sympathy, and now she has been manipulated into being that prejudicial b**** again by another prejudicial maniac? Sheesh, the day that xenophobia dies will be one of GRANDEST celebration.
 * Lord Shen: "Perhaps, but I doubt it'll happen in our lifetimes anytime soon."
 * Icky: "Well, why don't we do something simular to the MHB's method, but also different? Like, instead of bad guys, we get the stuff we need from places like the Galactic Feds, Kratos, and Furtureasia?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Wow, you borh damnate and redeem yourself in one episode?"
 * Icky: "I have done that before."
 * Lord Shen: "I meant in litterally a matter of minutes. You normally take longer then that."
 * Icky: Oh, well, great. I'm just glad I don't get beaten up for this now.
 * Gilda: Well, I doubt Kratos has the technology needed for passing through space storms despite their space-travel technology. But there is a good chance that Futurasia and the Galactic Feds have that.
 * Shifu: Especially since Futurasia is technically a world under the rule of the Galactic Feds because of the fact that some of it's alien races, including the Balcorans we fought last adventure, inhabit it.
 * Craig: Well, that's a very good plan. No wonder you guys are very popular.
 * Shenzi: Being a hero helps when you're clever. Now let's stop standing around and get moving to Futurasia. (The Lodgers, Jamica and Craig enter the van and blast off)

Chapter 3: The Worst Monster in Spookavania
Spookavania Futurasia At A Ship Shack...
 * (Jack): Vladula and the monsters of Spookavania had no idea of the horror that was soon to come until it was too late. But when it was noticed, it caught the interest of that very wraith that betrayed Craig. (A red reptilian monster with a Sauron-like eye, sharp teeth and claws appeared in Vladula's throne room)
 * One-Eyed Monster: Count Vladula, we have trouble!
 * Vladula: What is it, Hiver? Has Horrorshow been at it again?
 * Hiver: No, worse. Our observatory has caught something in the sky. It seems like a glowing bright light. Do you know what a second shining light in the sky often means?
 * Vladula:... A spaceship is coming?
 * Hiver: Yes. I think our fears have been realized!
 * Vladula: "I think you are exaggerating. Ships have never been able to surpass the space storms before."
 * Hiver: Well, I think our observer monsters have been able to take clear pictures of it. Take a look. (Shows Vladula some pictures and sees the pictures of the light in the sky, and what it looks like from a greater distance, showing it to be the Helsing Craft)
 * Vladula:...'Helsing Craft'?...Oh, no! I recognize that architecture! IT'S THE MHB!! THEY'VE FINALLY FOUND US!! But...how did they get through the space storm?
 * Hiver: I have no idea. They must've developed a machine that can nullify it's effects.
 * Vladula: Maybe. I can't remember how many monsters were lost through their actions last year. It's people like THEM that make our scaring traditions this time of year difficult.
 * ???: So I take it we're finally agreeing to my beliefs here? (A familiar wraith appears from the shadows, and it appears as Horrorshow)
 * Hiver: (Gasps) Horrorshow!
 * Vladula: What are you doing here? Get out of my palace! And how were my ghost guards unable to deter you?
 * Horrorshow: I'm a wraith. You should know very well that wraiths are able to become invisible to even ghosts, and even send them to the afterlife as much as we can kill a mortal by just touching them, and by using their screams to paralyze people.
 * Hiver: Well, what're you doing here?
 * Horrorshow: Well, I couldn't help overhearing that the MHB have finally planned an invasion. This is the kind of thing I have been talking about. Normals are, and have ALWAYS been, the real monsters.
 * Vladula: Horrorshow, if you think that this situation is going to make me finally acknowledge what you're saying, then you've got another thing coming. It doesn't matter if the normals are hateful to us monsters. It's people like YOU who make their prejudice grow. And was it not YOU who lead to them gaining a rookie that thankfully quit at the last second?
 * Horrorshow: Oh, please, Craig was just worthless to them either way. Craig's wasting his time doing what he is now.
 * Hiver: Hey, he's doing a great job protecting us. Without him, some of us monsters and normals would've been dead by now. Both monsters and normals are hating each other to the point that they fuel each other's hate with crimes such as what certain monsters did before. Remember Snurgo the Snarling? He's an example of why normals hate us. He framed children for actions they didn't do such as inappropriate pranks, and their parents instantly placed the blame on them.
 * Vladula: Exactly. That's why we had no choice but to banish him to that very world he wronged. You are no different than him. You haunted your own homeland for several years, killing innocent people with your deadly touch and paralyzing wailing. It didn't take you until the arrival of paranormal investigators that you had no choice but to leave. You brought that on yourself.
 * Horrorshow: Maybe, but they're the reason why I'm a wraith! I wanted to show normals what true pain was. They never understood me.
 * Hiver: Actually, they did. They only hanged you because you were a mass murderer. You had a normal life yourself, and you blew it.
 * Horrorshow: Oh, please, that life was lame! All the times when tornadoes hit, the diseases, corn beetles, everything at a low-grade society. It sucked ass! THIS is way better!
 * Vladula: Well, it does explain why you hate normals so much.
 * Horrorshow: So what I came here for is to ask you to help me stop this invasion.
 * Vladula: And why would I team up with the likes of you? You've killed so many normals, and disappointed so many monsters, that no one wants anything to do with you. Even your former monster assistants saw how unforgivable you were.
 * Horrorshow: "That's not to say I don't have followers anymore."
 * Vladula: "Oh, right, your ill-gotten ghost army from your mess in Judgementela. You ruined an entire planet over a rotten goverment. That could've been resolved peacefully by the High Council."
 * Horrorshow: "Hey, I did that other world it was attacking a huge favor. And besides, it's called 'Understandica', so they're not bothered by it."
 * Vladula: "True, but it's still a bad exsample of Spookivainia and monsters in general! Besides, even if your ghost army is great, they seldom do little to be a true threat to the Monster Hunter Birgade. they're armed heavily with unexplainable weaponry that can hurt even a wraith like you!"
 * Horrorshow: "Oh, but my momentarly allience with that witch had a benifit. I can now turn normals into ghosts with my newly updated scythe I had since my life as a spirit started. I can simply turn every single normal of that genisiding group into ghosts! That proves that I am your only hope in this! Craig is likely either dead or made the idiotic desidion of trying to ask for outside help, like anyone would believe him. Either way, we're on our own here. And what these Birgade terrorists are threatening is an act of war! A war on monsters which ALL normals espire for! I shall use this power to it's advantageous potential, if you ask me to do so."
 * Hiver: Well, forget it, stripe-butt! After all the crimes you caused, we'd NEVER allow you to make mortals into ghosts. That would make the situation even worse.
 * Vladula: Hiver's right, Horrorshow. Turning normals into ghosts technically counts as killing. That's no different than what you did on your homeland.
 * Horrorshow: Well, I don't see how you all can stop this invasion.
 * Vladula: My friend Jack Skellington knows some heroes that can assist us. I'm sure they can be of help.
 * Horrorshow: And how will THEY get through the space storm?
 * Hiver: I'm sure Craig can lend a hand to that.
 * Horrorshow: Yes, but they'll never perfect their transport to resist the storm in time. By then, we'll have been partially exterminated. Face it, Vladula, I've got the only solution here.
 * Vladula: Well, the answer is still no! Turning normals to ghosts will make the prejudice grow bigger. If we're going to avoid the prejudice of normals, then we need to avoid anything that will just pile up on it. All you've done is nothing BUT that. The monster followers you had before ended up trapped in freak shows, or killed thanks to you. Remember that Spookavania is a world that protects monsters from prejudice, and not to serve as a impenetrable fortress for us to terrorize normals from.
 * Horrorshow: Oh, as if you're not doing it already with your scaring across the UUniverses.
 * Vladula: That's different. We do that because it's a Halloween tradition. There are people out there who appreciate monsters and enjoy a good scare. And there are other monster worlds out there that have improved upon this act. Monstropolis for example has been relying on screams as a power source until a crisis lead to a conspiracy that the Lodgers stopped, and they fixed the crisis by convincing the monsters there to make peace with humanity by making them laugh. We monsters need to be reasonable and set good examples to normal people, or else they become intolerable to us. Why is it that people like you can't see that?
 * Horrorshow: "Because it seems hypocritical to the whole "We should never prevoke humans" philosify! Shouldn't it tecnecally include not scaring them even when it's appresiated on certain days?"
 * Vladula: That's why we had to change our traditions' standards. Now we can only be allowed to scare families that are not of the prejudicial variety. Sure this tradition is a risky one and some monsters have died from it a few times, but it's basically what we monsters do, and it's what makes Halloween so special. Where would Halloween be without us?
 * Horrorshow: A PEACEFUL Halloween for them for all I care. They can celebrate Halloween even WITHOUT us. They don't need us to acknowledge it.
 * Hiver: (Sighs) You're talking about real-world Halloween. In the fictional world, Halloween originated from the significance of monsters. We monsters have been acknowledged and remembered through many worlds since our origination in the First Cartoonian War. All monster worlds in the UUniverses are supposed to represent times when fear is something that can be fought off, and with help from us, they can learn to be fearless.
 * Vladula: That's right. Craig is proof of that. He was raised here all his life, and it made him use to fear and adult situations such as gore and violence. By playing a part in this time of year, we help children conquer their fears, and make them move on with life. People just have not yet accepted that fact.
 * Horrorshow: And perhaps they never will because nothing is going to convince them.
 * Hiver: Yet we might in a few more generations. The children we helped will grow up and have generations that will accept monsters for who they are. That's what we aim to do. To make a generation where normals and monsters can live in harmony.
 * Horrorshow: Say anything you want, but we'll all be dead before that dream is accomplished. The least you can do is to let me deal with those invaders myself.
 * Vladula: I'm afraid that's not going to happen, Horrorshow. The Shell Lodgers are sure to surpass the storm and get here in time to defend us. Guards, show Horrorshow out if you please. (Two ghosts grab Horrorshow and escort him out)
 * Horrorshow: Just you wait, Vladula. You'll come crawling back to me when all seems lost. I swear it!
 * Vladula: We shall see, now won't we? (Horrorshow is escorted out)
 * Hiver:...(Sighs) Do you think we'll ever be appreciated by normals, Count?
 * Vladula: Well, I admit, it is a slow process, but we monsters are as patient as Gods given our long lifespans. I'm sure we'll live long enough for this dream to come true. But our concern should be on this invasion. We'll need to evacuate as many monsters as we can before that ship arrives.
 * Hiver: I'll alert the ghosts to begin the evacuation, sir. There's no guaranteeing that all of them will make it, though.
 * Vladula: I'm sure the Lodgers will deal with those that are at the mercy of the MHB. Let's move.
 * Hiver: Yes, sir! (Runs off and sees a black cat) Hi, skunky. (Leaves)
 * Vladula: (Sighs) Please tell me you can make it in time, Lodgers.
 * Craig: (They land on a launch pad in a large futuristic city)...So this is Futurasia, huh?
 * Jumba: Yep. A world where tomorrow is today. The Galactic Federation has had it's influence on this place for a long time.
 * White Rabbit: Now where do we go to get some stuff to enable us to pass an electromagnetic space storm?
 * Craig: I'm afraid that's just one of our problems. The MHB is trained to combat even the largest of teams. If we're going to take down a whole armada of MHB soldiers, we'll need-
 * ???: SOME WEAPONS!! (A blue alien in a high-tech suit and hosting in a vendor with guns appeared a few feet on the left) If it's an adventure you're seeking, then you'll need a great load of firepower to deal with a 'whole armada capable of taking on massive teams'.
 * Pleakly: Oh, no, it's Fast Kitt.
 * Mad Hatter: Who's that?
 * Pleakly: A marketing official for the Wrummel Weapons Emporium, the Galactic Federation's main source of weaponry. He's annoying as he is often helpful.
 * Fast Kitt: That's me, my good man! And anyone has the right to bare arms, especially since it's a dangerous world out there! (Pleakly and Jumba begin lip-synching with his words) The GF Defense Initiative ensures that anyone can carry a gun, even the elderly, the infirm, and little children! Just... Just make sure you follow the regulations that follow, otherwise some people might sue me! (Chuckles nervously)
 * Tigress:... Well, we appreciate your offer to help, Mr. Kitt, but-
 * Fast Kitt: "JANG JANGLE DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOUR SURROUNDED BY A GROX ASSASSIN FORCE?! Well I got just the solution: The Mega Mag-Pulverizer!! (Pulls out a bad-ass looking gun) It's a railgun-like weapon which fires electric bolts that strike with the force of lightning, and has the same effect. Will not break, it will not- (The gun explouded)..... It broke."
 * Icky: "Pffft, this guy reminds me of that mercent dude from the start of "Aladdin"."
 * Iago: If they made him an alien...and gave him guns.
 * Fast Kitt: "How's about this? (Brings out a box) Say hello to the exspearimental blast in the box!"
 * Patrick: "Why call it that?"
 * Fast Kitt: "See for yourself." (Patrick takes it and opens it, and gets blasted in the face by a huge lazer, as he appears with no head)
 * Fast Kitt: "Ahh, still good."
 * Patrick: (Grows another head) "I don't get it."
 * Squidward facepalms!
 * Icky: "Buddy, as hilarious you are, we don't nessersarly need to beat our problems with violence."
 * Fast Kitt: "Ahh, I see, you prefer the more peaceful route. Well, I believe you'll be most rewarded to consider, (brings out a blue pistol) this. The newly-released pacifist gun. All the brutal force of a gun but the stunning quilities of sleep darts. This baby uses neural-based energy blasts to reduce even an entire army to sleep in minutes, and it comes with a charge function for maximum knockouts. Each product is a buck each."
 * Tigress: "Look, listen, we're not here for weapons. Half of us either have our own weapons or can manage find without such. We're just here for a place to gain equitment to upgrade our van to become ammuned to space storms."
 * Fast Kitt: ".... Sorry, just me being over assumsuious again! I have a friend who's a master ship upgradesmen. Awesome little lizardman by the way! You'll find him in the shack a mile from here. Just find the one labeled 'Lexicon's Ship Shack'. But like your friend said, it's not enough to just get past the storm afterwards. Those MHB guys sound like a tough force. It uh, wouldn't hurt to up your skill roaster."
 * Craig: "He has a point. We need to make ourselves an equil power to MHB. Our natrol skills and weaponry would only do so little."
 * Lord Shen: "Hmm..... I suppose. Very well, Kitt. We'll take some of your selection. But under condition that not all of these weapons are gun or gun based. Some of us prefer a more, melee approuch."
 * Craig: And as for those of us who actually USE guns, we prefer them over some overly-kickass sci fi guns. We'll settle for melee weapons.
 * Fast Kitt: "Ohhh, I see a guy that likes to make a "Point", across!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... I take it your the sort that takes his humor too seriously."
 * Fast Kitt: "Now that's a real oxymoron in your sentence! I mean, "Humor"? "Seriously"? I didn't think those two would meet!"
 * Trixie: "(Wispers to Gilda) Wanna bet this guy's is this world's variation of Pinkie Pie?"
 * Gilda: "(Wispers back) Yeah, only even more of a goofball.... And with guns."
 * Trixie: Hah! I bet he goes trigger-happy when someone scares him.
 * Fast Kitt: Actually, I do, sadly. I'm just a little jumpy these days.
 * Sparx: Hmm...AAAAH, A GROX SOLDIER BEHIND YOU!!!
 * Fast Kitt: AAAAHHHH!! (Grabs a GFed-style assault rifle and starts shooting randomly) GET AWAY, FILTHY GROX BEFORE I BREAK YOUR EVO SUITS!!!...I...(Sees there's nothing there, and slumps to the ground in relief)
 * Sparx: Just kidding. Nice reaction time, though.
 * Fast Kitt: NOT FUNNY!!...But you're at least lucky I'm still offering to do business with you. I indeed have melee weapons here. Take a look at the patented Chainblade! (Shows them a blade with a chainsaw on the end) This weapon was developed to be a shredding classic to many heroes coming from the Planet Gapan. A battery-powered marvel.
 * SpongeBob: Hmm...I don't know, too violent. What else have you got?
 * Fast Kitt: A shockwave hammer. Learn how it feels to wield Mjolnir.
 * SpongeBob: Cool. Let's see the rest and see which ones we'd like to choose.
 * Fast Kitt: Yes, sir! (Presses a button and a vending machine with several melee weapons appears) We've got an electric whip for a shocking experience. There's also a thermal sword which you can use to melt others' melee weapons, or even living flesh for that matter, to slag. Plus there's the extending energy-chain flail, the combat wrench for grappling and heavy work, a Futurasian vibrodagger for vibrating pain, along with a few Futurasian vibroknives, and a staff that serves as a blade and a gun...not that you might want one or not. I've also got a few throwing weapons such as vibrodiscs for vibrating strikes, (Po was in awe of this), some psychokinetic throwing discs for automatic guiding strikes, and some nifty self-guiding vibro-boomerangs from those nifty Intensifier-givers from Narcoonia.
 * Sandy: Oh, to hell with choosing, let's just take all of them.
 * Fast Kitt: ALL OF THEM?!? Wow, you are surely good for our business. That'll be 145 Sporebucks.
 * Jumba: Oh, crap, we forgot about the Galactic Federation's currency being Sporebucks.
 * Chi Fu: Relax, the Feds had that covered on Costacus a long time ago. 1 Sporebuck equals $1.35.
 * Spyro: Well...Mr. Krabs, you may as well have to pay for our weapons.
 * Mr. Krabs: Aw, barnacles, not again!
 * Lord Shen: Hey, you're the richest of us, get over it.
 * Sparx: Say, wait a second here, Kitto. Do we have to pay even when we're only going to be using them temporarily? We'll bring these things back as soon as we finish this mission.
 * Fast Kitt: Well, the Defense Initiative does have a clause that states that you only have to pay half the original cost for a 2-day use.
 * Dodger: Say, that's a good deal.
 * Mr. Krabs: Great, so that means I only get to pay half?
 * Fast Kitt: Appears so, yeah.
 * Kowalski: Then I guess that's...(Gets out abacus)...$96.75, right?
 * Fast Kitt: (Does work on calculator)...Yep.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, goodbye to some of me money, I suppose.
 * Lizard Alien: (He appears in a white-and-gray jumpsuit with blue sunglass-like visors, and he is seen in a shack called 'Lexicon's Ship Shack' working on upgrades in a ship until the Lodgers arrive in their van)...Ooh, I think I've got customers! (He comes out of the shack, surprising the Lodgers) Welcome to Lexicon's Ship Shack! I am Lexus Lexicon, and I'm pleased to be in your services. Would you be interested in my new soon-to-be-patented Solar-Weapon Wing Systems? It's a Sunskaran-engineered weapon system that replenishes ammo through solar power.
 * Kowalski: A solar-powered weapon system?...Why didn't I think of that?
 * Skipper: Because then our van would look like a hybrid between a satellite and a van, that's why.
 * Lexus:...I'll take that as a no, then?