Dumbog

Dumbog doesn't believe in "survival of the fittest" so much as "destruction of the obsolete." He follows the concept of planned obsolescence with the fanatical devotion of a true believer, signing up for his role in demolitions because of it and preaching to all who will listen how the destruction of today will be transformed into a newer, brighter, and more advanced tomorrow. Dumbog is as endlessly cheerful and enthusiastic a goblin as you'll ever find, and though his endless attempts to win new recruits through moving, heartfelt oratory have had very limited success, his superiors appreciate the limitless fervor behind them.