The Land Unknown

The Land Unknown is the 3rd episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodge Squad gets lost in a universe that is an alternate universe that clones the united universes, but lost in eternal conflict and injustise, and they also meet a ruthless warrior named Xandy. After discovering the world's history, and about Xandy's arch-nemesis, Xerxes XX, the Shell Lodge Squad must help Xandy defeat Xerxes before he unleashes a scheme more dangerous than his others: A diamond of pure power only to be touched by "The chosen one" as of an anicent elder propitcy, where the unwrothy are greatly removed from exsitence.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Music: Europe's The Final Countdown)

Chapter 1- The Wild New World
the Van was flying through space. 2 hours later... a forest clearing. base camp.
 * Spongebob: "Ahh, nothing like a good space travel to clear your head and shoove your- (suddenly falls asleep!)"
 * Gilda: "Damn it Icky, your still trying to get me to date you?"
 * Icky: "What makes you think that?"
 * Icky was holding flowers and chocolates and dressed very well.
 * Gilda made an annoyed face.
 * Gilda: "I had a hunch."
 * Skipper: "Gee, Icky, for someone who was told no time and TIME again, you are needlessly persisent!"
 * Trixie: "Why couldn't you acknowledged that Gilda is just not into you, bird?"
 * Creeper: 'Yeah, and save us the same old gags you two would offen create!"
 * Panic: "It's started to get old!"
 * Pain: "Older then Hades' unwashed underwear!"
 * Djon: "Older then Mr. Merlock!"
 * Shifu: "Older then Oogway!"
 * Po: "Older then Merlin!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Older then Lord Shen."
 * Lord Shen bongs Boss Wolf on the head!
 * Boss Wolf: "OW!"
 * Icky: "Hey, i am not the one who is stubbernly refusing request apawn request of SOMEONE who can't see that another someone LOVES him and/or her so much!"
 * Gilda: "Listen here you ugly dweeb! unless something life alterturing and death endorsing were to accure in the next 5 minutes or so, and we have to like, fight a giant lizard warlord or something, and get some powerful artifact, while allied to an alien squirl warrior, i am so NOT gonna EVER ever, ever, EVER DATE YOU!"
 * Icky: "Be careful what you say Gilda, Karma can be a tricky son of a-"
 * Gilda- Oh, shut up! What's gonna happen? Is a black hole gonna suck us all up? (Van gets sucked into gravitational pull of black hole portal) What the?
 * Mr. Dodo- Guys? We're being sucked into another black hole portal.
 * Icky- Don't say I didn't warn you.
 * Gilda- Okay, I'm sorry! Please get us out of here!
 * Mr. Dodo- Sorry, Gilda, but we can't. This gravitational pull is too strong for even our van to handle.
 * Trixie- WHAT?!? You can't be serious!
 * Mr. Dodo- As serious as a heart attack!
 * Trixie- OH MY GOSH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
 * Mr. Dodo- Calm down, Trixie! It's alright! This black hole portal won't kill us.
 * Trixie- Well, how do you know, Mr. I'm A Big Dumb Prehistoric Bird That Went Extinct?
 * Mr. Dodo- Hey, don't joke about that, that's like the Holocaust to me! Besides, we know because we've gone through one before and got sent to a Toy-based World.
 * Gilda- Well, for Icky's sake, I hope you're right. (Black hole portal sucks van inside)
 * the black hole's otherside spits them out, and the van ricershades to a planet, with the sound of screaming lougers!
 * CRASH!
 * Sparx- Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
 * Gilda- Whoa! I guess you were right, Dodo. The only question to ask now is...Where are we?
 * Kowalski- Well, let's check the UUniversal Guide. (Rico hacks up UUG)...WHOA! AMAZING!
 * Skipper- What is it, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski- According to this, we're not in the UUniverses anymore. Now we're in...another UUniverses.
 * Icky- (Jaws drop)
 * Sandy- Did you say...'another UUniverses'?
 * Kowalski- Yes. We're in a duplicate UUniverses where no animal species in our UUniverses can be found. But according to the UUniversal Guide, humans used to live in these UUniverses.
 * Private- Well, what happened to them? Did they go extinct?
 * Kowalski- Nope, they teleported to another dimension.
 * Sam- Well, I guess there's another question that remains...What planet did we crash on? HOLY BUTTER BISCUITS, LOOK AT THAT! (A large new species of animal walks near them)
 * Sparx- Whoa! Am I the only one who thought that was weird?
 * Spyro- What is that thing?
 * Monuncus.jpgski- Let's see what the UUniversal Guide has to say about that. (Uses UUG to scan animal) It says that this animal is what these UUniverses know as a Monacorn. It's a large herbivorous reptile with a golden neck-frill that is nearly indestructible, and makes a very good shield against predators.
 * Lord Shen: "Indestrucable, you say? Well, let's test that! (brings out his canon delux and fires at the Giant, the Monacorn faces them, and Cannonball bounces off his frill)
 * Monacorn- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
 * Icky- Great, you've got it PO'ed!(Monacorn charges at Shell Lodgers)
 * Kowalski- Oops, I forgot to say it has a golden rhino horn good for charging at predators!
 * Lord Shen- YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLA--(Monacorn rams into him)OOF! My spleen!
 * Monacorn- I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY HEAD! (Charges for Lord Shen again)
 * Boss Wolf- LORD SHEN, LOOK OUT, IT'S CHARGING AT YOU AGAIN!
 * Lord Shen- Well, what am I supposed to do?
 * Kowalski- Get to it's vulnerable spots! Sure his frill is indestructible, but it's flanks are not.
 * Lord Shen- Oh, duh! (Monacorn charges closer to him, and Lord Shen jumps on his back)
 * Monacorn- HEY, GET OFF ME, YOU FAN-BUTTED BIRD!
 * Lord Shen- Yippy-ki-yay, Monawhatever! (Lord Shen stabs him in the back with a blade)
 * Monacorn- YAAAAHHHHGH! (Dies)
 * Savio: "Alright! We get to eat!"
 * Shenzi: "I CALL DIBS!"
 * Banzai: "MAN YOU ALAWAYS CALL DIBS!"
 * Savio: "SAVE THE JUICIER MEAT FOR SAVIO!"
 * The Hyenas and Savio eat the meat of the lizard.
 * Iago: "Carnovores, oy vey."
 * Icky eats a piece of meat from the lizard.
 * Icky: "Hey, don't knock it till you try. want some Gilda?"
 * Gilda: "I am mostly a fish griffion."
 * Icky: "Your part fish?"
 * Skipper: "Actselly, my naive friend, she means she prefers fish only."
 * Icky- Oh, heh, Duh!
 * Sandy- Well, at least after the meat-eaters finish their meal, lets at least take this chance to learn more about these new UUniverses.
 * Spongebob: "Hope they'll do it quick enough before sagvingers or bigger preditors show up!"
 * (a scream was heard!)
 * Pain and Panic paniced!
 * Djon panics and jumps on Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "Get off, you bloody twat!"
 * Sandy: "It came from over there!"
 * a female armed Snake that kinda looks like Viper but with a 3rd eye called a Serpentineanoid was slithering away from a Salamander like creature with a gun, and in dark armor and doning a black mask! the she serpant trips. she looks over to she the presuer.
 * the warrior: "In the name of Lord Xerxes, you, Emperess of the Serpantineaniods, are under imperialistic arrest."
 * the Emperess panics.
 * the warrior: "Now, i am gonna take you back to camp, and you better know the location of the Diamond of the aicents, or there will be problems!
 * the Emperess: "I can't! i long promise my father I-"
 * a gun click was heard, as well as lazer warm up.
 * the Emperess whimpers and looks away
 * ???: "HEY!"
 * the soldier looks at the direction of the voice, to see a tired out Po.
 * Po: "Ah, ah.... really long hike out here. Blah.... Oh."
 * the Warrior: "Who, or what are you?"
 * Po: "Buddy, i am, the Dragon warrior. and in a tecnecal sense, a panda. oh....."
 * the Warrior: "Your a warrior? of what nation?"
 * Po- The Valley of Peace.
 * Warrior- The Valley of Peace? Never heard of it.
 * Shifu: "How could you not know of it!"
 * Warrior- What's that guy's problem? Oh, who cares?
 * Po- Could you just tell us why you trying to kill that armed snake that kinda looks like my friend Viper?
 * Warrior- It's my orders from Xerxes XX. You know, he gives me the orders, I follow them, and such. By the way, have you seen or even heard of The Diamond of the Ancients?
 * Po- "Uh, anyone have a clue?"
 * Icky: "I guess it's a valuable rock or something."
 * the Warrior: "More then you realise."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Exsactly why you value some shiny rock, good sir."
 * The Warrior: "Classifived imperial knowledge. Now, you weirdos, kindly go about your business or do we have to-"
 * Boss Wolf takes away the warrior's gun, and effortlessly breaks it in half!
 * The Warrior panics!
 * Warrior: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! when i report you to the camp, you'll be covered in lazers so much, your tongues will stick out! (runs off) YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
 * Icky: "Come back here and fight like a, lizard thing, you, lizard thing."
 * the Emperess was in fear and disbelief of what just saved her.
 * Sandy walks up and offers the Emperess a helping hand.
 * Sandy: "It's ok, we're not gonna hurt you."
 * The Emperess: "What beings are you..... Your not the usual mercenaries i have heard off. let alone anything i seen before."
 * SpongeBob- We're the Shell Lodge Squad. We came from another UUniverses. Besides, what was with that lizard thing?
 * Empress- Other UUniversal beings? Amazing. Plus, that lizard thing isn't exactly a lizard. He was a salamander species called Metavincemander. He was sent by orders of a tyrant ruler to force me to reveal some whereabouts of The Diamond of the Ancients. And you guys must not have heard of it, have you?
 * Icky- Duh!
 * Sandy- Kowalski? What species is SHE exactly?
 * Kowlaski- (Uses UUG to scan Empress) She's a Serpentineanoid. It says they are a species of limbed snakes that contain venom so powerful it can kill a human within seconds.
 * Sandy- Well, couldn't she have used that venom against that warrior?
 * Kowalski- Nope, it says that Metavincemander salamanders have an immunity to Serpentineanoid venom.
 * Empress- He's right. With that warrior trying to kill me, my venom would be useless. But enough of this, and onto the other stuff. I'm Empress Serpentos III. If you need some info on these UUniverses, then I've got a tiny bit. Our societies are living in turmoil, and are being widely threatened. We have a small amount of heroes, and there are over 1 billion villains threatening our worlds. One of them is Xerxes XX.
 * Rita- Xerxes XX?
 * Kaa- Who's that?
 * Serpentos III- Only the most treacherous ruler in our nations. He steals technology from all over these parts, and uses them for his own nefarious purposes. They even stole old human technology. Humans no longer live here.
 * Skipper- We got that.
 * Serpentos III- Xerxes XX is the meanest in our sector. So non-caring, that once, he tried to kill a species to extinction.
 * Squidward- That's horrible!
 * SpongeBob- What species DID he try to kill off?
 * Serpentos III- An adorable race of sea-squirrels called Hydrocabiais. They were the cutest animals I ever known. And he wanted to kill them all. What exactly would give him the right to kill off such a precious animal?
 * Sandy- That depends. What did the Hydrocabiais do to HIS kind exactly?
 * Serpentos III- Nothing in my knowledge. You should probably see our well-praised hero, Xandy. She's a Hydrocabiais. She'll tell you everything you need to know.
 * Icky: "Aw great, where does she live."
 * Serpentos: "That's the problem. her lair is secret, even to allies."
 * Icky: "Figures."
 * Po: "Wait, you say this united universe has more villains then heroes?"
 * Serpentos: "As much as i hate to confess, yes."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, please don't tell me these Darkspawn too?"
 * Serpentos: "What are Darkspawn?"
 * Icky: "How lucky, this place is where dark spawn are non-exsitent! this is paradise! but wait, if no Darkspawn, then why are a bunch of normal villains so damn rampant."
 * Serpentos- Well, since there are less heroes in our worlds, then the villains knew they had nothing to stop them, and the villains grew and grew and grew until a billion villains started arising. That's when our UUniversal Council began the Heroes Act.
 * Shifu- The Heroes Act?
 * Serpentos- It's a hero-recruition operation where people who want to protect these UUniverses join. But this might last for 100 years since we need billions of heroes the same way the Villains did.
 * Fidget- Well, how long did the Villains Act last?
 * Serpentos- 10 years.
 * Po- Whoa!
 * Crane- T-That's impossible!
 * Tigress- Villain Growth in our UUniverses lasted about 50 years. I don't understand how that could be quicker here.
 * Serpentos- Well, what can I say? Lots of mistakes happen around here. Look, shouldn't you guys look for Xandy?
 * Po- Okay, here we go! Here we go, Wha-Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. How can we do this? I mean there's got to be a clue of some sort to help us find this 'Xandy' girl.
 * Serpentos- Well...there is one thing I know about her. I know that she lived in a city in Texas called Buckling City. It's a Hydrocabiais city. I heard that's the city Xerxes XX attacked first. Try looking there first. Or perhaps look for her aunt and uncle. She hangs out with them on occasions.
 * Po- That's all we needed to hear! Let's go everyone! (All leaves)
 * Serpentos- Good luck, heroes.
 * Skipper: "Look, ma'am, your gonna have to come with us for protaction. that slimly freak might come back with his friends, we can't risk having you being alone."
 * Serpentos: "Oh please, i, i don't want to be a burden."
 * Icky: "Hey, if we put up with Kairi's princess peach antics, we'll handle you."
 * Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, pick her royal majusty so she doesn't get dirty."
 * Boss Wolf picks up Serpentos and places her on his shoulders.
 * Serpentos: "Something tells me i don't have a choice in the matter."
 * a metavinmander sargent with a helmet simular to a samarai warlord's helmet: "Are you trying to tell me, a bunch of misfit mercenaries attacked you and saved the Emperess?"
 * The warrior from before: "I, i know this is impossable to believe Sargent Crush, but-"
 * Sargent Crush: "Your damn right it is! in service to our lord, he wants results, not imcomidents! do you know what the pelenty for imcompidents is, cadet?"
 * The warrior: "(Gulp), death?"
 * Sargent Crush: "Exsactly. but not a decent death, i am talking having the entire army ripping your organs out, and stuffing what's left with triple fanged spiders! is that what you want!?"
 * The Warrior: "No sir!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Now, tell me the truth!"
 * Warrior- I was, sir! And to prove it, I've got it all on my hologram recorder. (Recorder shows hologram message of Warrior, Po, and the rest of the Lodgers)
 * Sgt. Crush- Unbelievable! Just unbelievable! (Shrugs) Xerxes XX is not going to be pleased. (Calls Xerxes) My Lord? I'm afraid Empress Serpentos got away. It would seem that some heroes came in and foiled our operation.
 * Xerxes XX- (Sillouetted) WHAT?!? Impossible! There's no such hero team known in these UUniverses. You know I don't allow incompetence in this unit, Sgt. Crush! If I don't have any proof of this 'hero team' in the next 10 seconds, you're dinner for the Raboons!
 * Sgt. Crush- As you wish, my Lord! (Shows Xerxes XX hologram message)
 * Xerxes XX- Intriguing. They must be from the Heroes Act. But wait. I've never seen any of those species before. Sgt. Crush, I want you to track down these heroes, and bring them to me. And under no circumstances are they to find my arch-enemy, Xandy! If they do, then my plan to wipe out the Hydrocabiais could be torn to pieces! Do I make myself clear?
 * Sgt. Crush- Yes, sir!
 * Xerxes XX- Well then, GET MOVING!
 * Warrior: "I recommend our entire units, sir. they have a doggard-like creature with them, and he's incredabliy strong."
 * Sgt. Crush: "Sounds adviseable. i'll also alert nearby forces potorling Texas, just in case they get any ideas to get to her.

Chapter 2- Buckling City
Buckling City, Texas at the forest.
 * Serpentos: "We must be careful, Buckling City is mostly in ruins, it's cidisions in hiding, of the protroling soldiers there."
 * Shifu: "Mostly made aware by the lone soldier."
 * Icky: "We should've wasted him when we had the chance!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Wouldn't made things better, his buddies would've come looking for him and find his body."
 * Icky: "Like they would somehow know who would've been respondsable, i mean, they can't be THAT advince, right?"
 * SpongeBob- ATTENTION, ALL HYDROCABIAIS, ATTENTION! WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED XANDY! IF ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS, PLEASE COME OUT FROM HIDING. WE COME IN PEACE.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- HOW CAN WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST YOU, CHEESE-LIKE ANIMAL WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
 * SpongeBob- BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FROM HERE. WE ARE FROM ANOTHER UUNIVERSES. WE HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM YOU. WE JUST WANT TO HELP ALL OF YOU GET THE HEROES YOU NEED TO STOP ALL THE VILLAINS THAT ARE THREATENING YOU.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
 * Sandy- SpongeBob, let me handle this. LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE-- (All Hydrocabiais awe in the sight of seeing Sandy, and come out of hiding to see her)
 * Hydrocabiais- What is this creature that looks exactly like us?
 * Hydrocabiais 2- Tell us, m'am, who are you?
 * Sandy- Uh, guys? A lil' help, maybe?
 * Icky: "She's with us, and like Spongebob said, we're from an alternate universe that's like this United Universe, but with more heroes, and the villains are kept in check."
 * Hydrocabiasis' were in awe.
 * Hydrocabiais 3: "The cheese creature and the ugly bird speak the truth! albiet what he said about villains being control is kinda idelistic, i mean, reality check! villains are the dominate spieces! it's survive or die! (suddenly, a lazer him in the back, and he gets vaporised)"
 * Icky: "HOLY BALOONI!"
 * Metavinmanders with guns are firing! Hydrocabiais run, but soon, 10 sea squirrels are turned into ash
 * Icky: "Hello, sudden dark turn."
 * Sandy: "This.... This is horrorable!"
 * Icky: "I know, our abiliy to be a kid's show is in question already!"
 * Gilda smacks Icky on the head!
 * Icky: "OW!"
 * the soldiers surround the lougers!
 * Tigress: "You will pay for slaughtering innocents! (roars)"
 * the soldiers panic, as Tigress attacked, destroyed their guns, and beat the crud out of them!
 * Sandy- Tigress needs help everyone! Let's show the surviving sea-squirrels our mad skills! (Shell Lodgers fight Metavincemanders, and they are whipping them good)
 * Xandy- (Hiding in silouettes from even her own kind) Hmm, other UUniversal heroes? And they're really kickin' them in the bells like demons. I must know more about these heroes, and why they've come here!
 * Private- There's too many of them, Skipper!
 * Skipper- We're losing, everyone!
 * Po- Yeah, they're too fast!
 * Sandy- NO! I ain't gonna let these monsters threaten these poor creatures! (Snatches disintegration gun from Metavincemander)
 * MVM- HEY! That's my gun! (Sandy climbs up to the top of a building, and aims for the crystallized statue about 3 blocks away, and fires. The didintegration laser bounces across the inside of the crystal statue, and a dozen lasers target all the Metavincemander, disintegrating them)
 * Kowalski- Wow! Nice move, Sandy!
 * Sandy- It helps if you know a large amount of physics. (All sea-squirrels cheer for the Lodgers)
 * Xandy- (Hiding) Unbelievable! That Hydrocabiais-like animal whooped all those salamanders with only one shot. I must meet her face-to-face! (Zooms off)
 * Hydrocabiais- This Hydrocabiais-like animal saved us all! What's yer' name, stranger?
 * Sandy- The name's Sandy Cheeks. I'm just passin' through.
 * Hydrocabiais- Let's hear it for Sandy Cheeks and her friends, the 2nd best heroes in Buckling City! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)
 * Icky: "Whoa whoa whoa, second best? then who the heck's number 1?" (Gilda smacks Icky) OW!
 * Gilda- Hello? XANDY!! Ring a bell? (Rings bell)
 * Icky- Oh, right!
 * Po- Seriously, Gilda, this pent-up anger of yours has got to stop! I know your mad at him for repeatedly trying to date you, but you just don't have a sense of love.
 * Gilda: "Weren't you guys on my side on this?"
 * Po: "Look, we agree that it is getting somewhat repetitive, but at least we care enough NOT to be jerks about it."
 * Viper: "Sorry Gilda, while we understand your reasons to be upset, you shouldn't let anger cloud your judgement, it leads you to do many wrongs."
 * Mantis: "Yeah, take Tai Lung for an exsample, he got alittle pissed at not becoming Dragon Warrior, and looked where it led him!"
 * Skipper- Yeah, and let's not forget about Kowalski. He once made a machine that tried to make his ex-girlfriend, Doris, love him again, but it lead to me, Private, Rico, and the other animals in the zoo start assaulting him.
 * Gilda-...You know what, I'm just gonna go back to the van for a few hours, then I'll return here. (Flies off)
 * Hydrocabiais- What was with that weirdo creature, huh?
 * Po- She's gone in a lot of tempers lately, so it's best if we leave her alone for a while.
 * Icky- In the meantime, I'll keep an eye on Trixie.
 * Trixie- Hey, I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, don't need any supervision, I can take care of myself!
 * Icky- Please, you wouldn't last one day if Ursa MAJOR came face-to-face with you.
 * Trixie- (Hesitates)...Okay, fine!
 * Hydrocabiais- Now where were we? Oh, of course. 3 CHEERS FOR THE SHELL LODGERS! HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP-HIP...
 * All Hydrocabiais- HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY!
 * Po- Now THAT'S a day-brightener.
 * Gilda: "It's not fair, why is everyone turning on me for teaching that dork a lesson. but, then again, maybe it is being like the times i couldn't give Rainbow Dash's friends a chance. yeah, that ruined everything for me. but, Karma couldn't get any crueler, right?"
 * Gilda looks over, to see Metavinmanders snooping around the van wreakage.
 * Gilda hides, to remain hidden.
 * a shadow looms over her, it was Sgt. Crush. Gilda looks with a scared face.
 * Sgt. Crush: "Well, look what the Giganja Cat dragged in."
 * Gilda- Oh, crap! (Sgt. Crush sacs Gilda)
 * Sgt. Crush- (On radio) Xerxes XX? We got ourselves a Lodger!
 * Xerxes XX- HIGH SCORE! Bring her to me!
 * Sgt. Crush- Yes, sir!
 * Xerxes XX- I swear, those Hydrocabiais will pay for the death of my parents, and NO ONE is stopping me!

Chapter 3- Realms at War
Hydrocabiais Saloon Flashback Present 58 Buckaroo Blvd.
 * SpongeBob- (Tells Serpentos and Hydrocabiais the stories of all of their adventures) And then, Me and Stitch launched straight into Gantu's ship, and Stitch used his brute strength to throw Gantu, Scroop, and Galaxar right onto our ship, and we saved Lilo and Kairi.
 * Hydrocabiais- Ooooooooh!
 * Hydrocabiais- I've never realized how intense you heroes could get.
 * Xandy- (Watching and listening to SpongeBob's stories in shadows) Amazing! They are as good as I thought. They fought aliens, warlords, even entire armies, and they've grown in size over time.
 * SpongeBob- Okay, now Serpentos? Do YOU have any stories about your UUniverses?
 * Serpentos III- Well, I have a few.
 * Icky: "Well, spill it, what interesting tales does an empress share?"
 * Serpentos III- Well, it's actually very tragic since, after all, we all live in turmoil. It's about the time my grandparents, which were amazing warriors in their time, were killed. It was 2 years ago...
 * (Serpentos III)- It was Halloween, and even though villains were still a threat, we had a great time. That is until one of the villains, The Deathslaughter, came down to attack.
 * Deathslaughter, a mantis like dark magic caster, wearing a war skull, started to set the city ablaze!
 * Deathslaughter: "(evil laughter), this is how halloween should be celibrated! a little killing here and there, and bring in the fear, what more could this old Syife-Bug could ask for?"
 * (Serpentos III)- Well, he was just a bug. Just a plain old Mangris. I could've squished him if we wasn't so good at magic. But anyway, on with the story. Deathslaughter found my grandparents' home, and set it on fire. But I knew my grandparents had gotten out of worse scrapes than that. (Serpentos' grandparents slither out of burning house)
 * GF Serpentos- That doggone bugger! C'mon, honey, let's give that pipsqueak a piece of my mind!
 * GM Serpentos- Gladly! (Both try squishing Deathslaughter with tails, but Deathslaughter teleports behind them, avoiding the attack) What the heck?
 * Deathslaughter- Peek-a-boo! (Zaps them both) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Who knew evil could be this much fun!
 * GF Serpentos- I HATE this Villains Act! I wish the humans were still here, then we'd be THAT much safer.
 * GM Serpentos- Me too, hon. But let's just whoop this pipsqueak and be done with it. (Deathslaughter dodges each of their attacks)
 * (Serpentos III)- They knew they're venom was still as powerful, but Deathslaughter was a bug after all, so he was too small to bite. But they knew they could defeat Deathslaughter.)
 * GF Serpentos- Okay, Janey, I've got a plan! (Whispers in her ear)
 * GM Serpentos- Oh, good plan! (Both whip their tails at Deathslaughter sideways, Deathslaughter teleports behind them, but fails to notice they were still swinging their tails, and gets lashed at)
 * Deathslaughter- OUCH! My thorax!
 * GM Serpentos- Do you give up, Mangris?
 * Deathslaughter- Hah! You wish, old woman! You're still no match for the most powerful curse in my disposal! IMPLODUS EXPLOSO!
 * GF Serpentos- INCOMING PAIN ALERT! RETREA--(Curse blows both Serpentineanoids into a million pieces) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I've WON! Thank the Villains Act for teaching me such a curse. Whoever came up with it must've been a most-feared warlord. Now with no rulers, I can unleash hell! (Large energetic explosion destroys Serpentineanoid town) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Icky- (Bursting to tears) That's so horrible! Were-Were you killed?
 * Serpentos III- Well, I lived in a different Serpentineanoid city. Deathslaughter destroyed that entire village with one spell. It was only 3 days until I heard about it. I was crying for 35 minutes. However, Deathslaughter did invade MY hometown as well, but my parents were more powerful than my grandparents, and managed to defeat Deathslaughter. He was sent to prison for life, and he is now sentenced to death.
 * Lord Shen: "But wait, how can you be sure this, Xerxes won't have interest in this, Deathslaughter?"
 * Serpentos: "Oh, don't worry, Deathslaughter was too dangerious, even for other villains. no one would be foolish enough to allie with him."
 * Boss Wolf: "Hope so, wouldn't wanna meet him in a dark ally from what i heard."
 * Serpentos- Yeah. There's one reason he's called 'Deathslaughter'. If you even came face-to-face with him, he'd blow you up into a million uncensored bloody pieces.
 * Private- (Whimpers) I don't like violence! Especially after the time we tried to de-extinct the Dodo bird from our world.
 * Mr. Dodo- You guys tried to de-extinct my species?
 * Kowalski- Yeah, we don't wanna talk about that.
 * Serpentos- You guys want to hear the story about how the humans left this world?
 * Icky- NO! No more sad stories! They're too sad!
 * Serpentos- Okay, okay, I'll tell you later.
 * Po- Say, has anyone seen Gilda? She should've been back by now.
 * Shifu- I think something terrible must've happened to her.
 * Trixie- Well, I don't want anything bad to happn to her. She's one of my new friends.
 * Tigress- I've got bad news, everyone! I went to go check on Gilda, and she and the van are missing.
 * SpongeBob- You're kidding!
 * Po- You don't suppose she ran away, do you?
 * Shifu- No! She would never leave us without notifying us first. Plus, she doesn't even know how to drive.
 * Icky- She must've been kidnapped by those no-good salamanders. We've got to save her.
 * Cornwall- They're halfway to Xerxes' kingdom by now.
 * Devon- He's right! And we don't even have a method of transportation with us.
 * Serpentos- Oh, yes we do. We've got a dropship we can use to bring you all to Xerxes' kingdom. But I should warn you that Xerxes' kingdom is heavily guarded. Going there would be suicide. The only one I know who could've made it out of there alive is Xandy. She's good at escaping that death kingdom. And we don't even know where she is.
 * Patrick- Wait a minute! Didn't you say we needed to look for her aunt and uncle?
 * Serpentos- Of course. You didn't remember to do that?
 * Private- Sorry. We were so busy fighting that we forgot to do that. Do you know where they live?
 * Serpentos- Of course. They live in 58 Buckaroo Blvd.
 * Squidward- That's only a few blocks away. Let's go!
 * Sandy- Now everyone? I'll handle this. Since I look like the rest of the citizens around here, they're sure to trust me. (Knocks on door)
 * Hydrocabiais- Hello? Hey, you're the new heroes in town. What can we do for you?
 * Sandy- Ma'm, we're lookin' for the whereabouts of Xandy. I'm aware she's your neice?
 * Hydrocabiais 2- Indeed, she is, Ms. Cheeks. She's not exactly here at the moment. She hides in shadows in this town. Nobody even notices she's around.
 * Sandy- Well, do yall' know where her secret hideout is?
 * Aunt Knitter- Nope. She never reveals her secret hideaway to anyone, not even us. She doesn't want Xerxes XX to find her and kill her.
 * Sandy- What? Xerxes XX is after her? Why?
 * Uncle Splinter- Well, it's a long story, but we promised Xandy we wouldn't reveal anything about her past. If you want to know about her, you'll have to take it up with her.
 * Sandy- Dag nabbit! Looks like we'll have to save Gilda ourselves. But thanks for the info, good people.
 * Uncle Splinter- Pleasure is all ours, Hydrocabiais-like creature.
 * Po- Now how are we supposed to save Gilda?
 * Aunt Knitter- Well, you could tamper with the old human technology that remains alive in these parts. Xandy tells us that's where she gets her armoury.
 * Sandy- Xandy steals human technology, too?
 * Uncle Splinter- Actually, Xandy says she doesn't believe it to be stealing. She believes it to be getting power. She believes in fighting fire with fire. She always said that if she has the right tools, she had the right talent.
 * Sandy- Well, where can we find this human technology?
 * Aunt Knitter- You'll find it at that abandoned city over there. (Points at abandoned human city)
 * Po- You know I don't get why we never noticed that before.
 * Sandy- Well, thank you, kind strangers. We'll be on our way. Who knows, maybe we might bump into Xandy along the way. Happy trails!
 * Aunt Knitter- You, too!
 * Sandy- C'mon, everyone, we gotta' get to that abandoned city, it's gotta be where Xandy's secret hideout is hidden. (All leave)
 * Uncle Splinter- Good luck, brave strangers.

Chapter 4- Xandy to the Rescue
Abandoned City Later... Globex Lab at a comboy van.
 * Miguel- Whoa! This place is a dump.
 * Shifu- Well, this city's been abandoned for 15 years, and now it's a deserted wasteland.
 * Iago- Yeah! Besides, where are we gonna find human technology in this place.
 * Shifu- Simple. We simply find the city's best laboratory, and see if we can find any weapon parts or any blueprints.
 * Icky- Serpentos? Any info on how Xandy got her armoury here?
 * Serpentos- Well, I do know one place here where she scavenges for weapon blueprints. Follow me. I'll take you all there.
 * Serpentos- Here it is, Lodgers. Globex, the best resource for advanced human technology ever. It used to be the humans' best technological company, now it's a dump.
 * SpongeBob- Dump schmump, we need to find some weaponry. (All enter Globex building)
 * Mr. Dodo- Whoa! Look at the size of this lab!
 * Kowalski- Yeah! This must be a hot spot for human technology. C'mon, everyone, let's search the place. (All Lodgers search around for anything useful)
 * Patrick- I found something. It's blueprints for a...uh...playsma cannon.
 * Kowalski- You mean a 'plasma cannon'.
 * Patrick- Oh, yeah.
 * Po- I found blueprints for some kind of holographic shield.
 * Icky- I found some for an antigravity pack.
 * Baloo- Here's some blueprints for a disintegration gun. And it looks like the ones those Metavincemanders had.
 * Skipper- I've got some for a cloaking device.
 * Kowalski- Wow! Is it just me, or has humanity evolved faster in these UUniverses? And look, here's some blueprints for a kind of interdimensional transporter.
 * Sandy- Really?
 * Kowalski- Well, this must be how they left these UUniverses. But why?
 * Sandy- Perhaps it was because of some kind of catastrophe like an asteroid collision, or a Second Ice Age, or perhaps a mass drought.
 * Icky: "Uh, Hello, the fact this place has more villains then a cockarouch infested apartment is the OBVIOUS reason humans are absint."
 * Skipper- Well, well we can debate on what really caused them to leave later. What's more important is that we need some weapons to help us defeat Xerxes XX and save Gilda.
 * Metavincemander Warrior- FREEZE, LODGERS! (Metavincemanders surround gang)
 * Icky- Whoa, not cool, man! That's not cool for you to sneak up on us like that!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Oh, shut your face, ugly! In the name of Xerxes XX, you're all under imperialistic arrest.
 * Skipper- I don't think so! Rico, smoke bomb! (Rico hacks up smoke bomb, but smoke bomb is caught by an antigravity gun) Oh, C'mon, that's so cheating!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- SILENCE! You're all coming with us to Xerxes XX's Kingdom.
 * Sandy- What have you done to Gilda and our van, you varmits?
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Oh, she's safe for now! And your van is soon going to be dismantled, and sold for scrap.
 * Icky- YOU FIENDS IF I WASN'T THE GENTLEBIRD I WAS TODAY, KICK YOU ALL IN YOUR INSIDE BALLS!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Take them away immediately!
 * Xandy- NOOOO! (Arrives in the nick of time)
 * Metavincemander Warrior- It's that sniveling Hydrocabiais! Kill her!
 * Xandy- (Fights with incredible reflexes)
 * Sandy- You must be this Xandy hero we've been hearing about.
 * Xandy- Indeed. (Takes out disintegration pistol, and fires at 5 Metavincemander, Other Metavincemanders fire disintegration pistols, and Xandy dodges them in slow mo, and disintegrates them) Leave these heroes alone!
 * Metavincemander Warrior- Uh...sure thing! (Runs away)
 * Xandy- Well, Howdy, everyone. You're those Shell Lodgers I've been watchin'.
 * Sandy- You've been watching us?
 * Xandy- I have. And I've heard all of yer' amazin' adventures. You all are good fighters like me. (Takes out golden sword and points it at Iago)
 * Iago- Oh, could you PLEASE point that somewhere else?
 * Xandy- Apologies, bird creature. Would yall' tell me what yer' doin' here and such?
 * Sandy- Well, we got sucked into a black-hole portal that happened to take us here to these new UUniverses. And we also have a few questions for you.
 * Xandy- I heard. Just follow me to my secret lair, and I'll explain everythin' you need to know.
 * Gilda: "YO! let me out of here, freaks!"
 * Warrior: "Boy for a creature that has a small mouth, she's a real big mouth!"
 * Warrior 2: "Don't mind her, the sooner we get her and this ship thing to our place, the better we can find her friends."
 * Gilda looks down.
 * Gilda begins to tear. she recollects the abuse she granted to Icky. her arrigonest and temper lead her here.
 * suddenly, A faint buzzing sound is heard, and a human sized Wasp woman walked up to Gilda.
 * Wasp Woman: "So, you have been seperated from those you have cared about as well?"
 * Gilda- (Gasps) A GIANT WASP! AAAARRRRGH! (Hides)
 * Wasp Woman- Whoa, easy there, ma'm. I'm not going to hurt you. I'm a victim like you.
 * Gilda- You...you are?
 * Wasp Woman- Yes. I'm Penelope. I've heard that you're part of a new hero group called the Shell Lodge Squad.
 * Gilda- Just what kind of wasp are you exactly? Usually, my friend, Kowalski ues his scientific nerdiness to help determine that.
 * Penelope- I'm a Hymenovespula. My kind is under turmoil just like the Hydrocabiais your group is helping. Such adorable creatures they are. The one you are looking for, Xandy, has rescued our kind once. She's the best we had around here.
 * Gilda- Well, that's pretty interesting. My name's Gilda. I'm a griffin. I haven't had a very good time around my group recently, and I feel like I just need some time by myself.
 * Penelope- Really? Well, what's wrong?
 * Gilda- My friend, Icky, he's got a crush on me, and I just want us both to be friends. But he keeps trying to go out with me. I don't think I could handle it anymore. I've never had any friends by then since I had a little outburst on my home planet of Equestria.
 * Penelope- Hmm. Well, Gilda, love is a very powerful thing. You can't let your anger overcome that. This Icky person is just confused. He doesn't love you for your looks, he loves you because of who you are. I can tell by your sad face. My kind is known for being the best of therapists. Now tell me, Gilda, when was the last time you had a boyfriend in your life?
 * Gilda-...Never.
 * Penelope- Then you must not know what Icky's feeling. Have you had any friends before Icky?
 * Gilda- Well, I use to have one friend named Rainbow Dash. We liked challenging each other to races. But since my little mistake on Equestria, we've gone our separate ways. i mean, sometime after i helped Trixie, these two kung-fu masters and that Mickey Mouse guy capture Hiss's evil brother and that sopisicated parrot with that giant robot bird Nivawk, we made up, but i end up a shell louger for captureing the leader of the Fang Empire, and before you talked about something with a simuler name here, the Fang Empire we dealt with is ALOT differnet then what you deal with."
 * Penelope- Well, there you have it. Your anger is controlling your life. I used to have the same problem as well. I couldn't control my anger, and stung anyone who insulted or teased me. Plus, they eventually died to my extremely toxic venom. I felt like they deserved it. But they didn't. Nobody in these UUniverses deserves to die for what they did wrong. That was until I visited a therapist. I overcame my anger, and never stung anyone since. So you see, Gilda, anger is just as bad as the billions of villains that are terrorizing our worlds. If you continue on it...you might very well become a villain yourself.
 * Gilda-...You're right. Maybe I've been looking at Icky the wrong way. Maybe i could work something out with him that could work for both of us.
 * Penelope- Bingo. Besides, anger is just what made most of the villains in these UUniverses.
 * Gilda- Thank you, Penelope. I feel better already.
 * Penelope- My pleasure, my griffin friend.
 * Gilda- So, how did YOU wind up getting captured?
 * Penelope: "I was made a threat of the Villain act because of our people's capability, our calming ways is preventing new members from joining."
 * Gilda: "Really? they think a theripst could prevent a villain being made? just what is this Xerxes guy thinking he is?"
 * Penelope- I have no idea. But I hear he's looking for some ancient artifact called The Diamond of the Ancients. Once we find a way to get out of here, I'll show you--...
 * Gilda- What?
 * Penelope- (Whispering) I almost forgot. I know where the Diamond of the Ancients is, but I could accidentally expose it to these guards. I'll show you once we get out of here.
 * Gilda- Hmm...Well, I've got a plan. It might not work, but it's worth a try.
 * the Warriors walked torwords a trail.
 * Gilda: "AHH! MY LEG! SPLINTER!"
 * the warriors noticed.
 * Gilda: "Oh crud, this freaken splinter!"
 * Warrior: "Dude, you go check it."
 * Warrior 2: "D'aw, why me?"
 * Warrior: "Hey, i do NOT want to be the one to baby the prisoners! also, i outrank you by one extra cadet level, 2 class."
 * Warrior 2- Okay, okay! (Leaves to check on Gilda, and Penelope stings him) YAAAOW! (Venom makes him swell up, and die)
 * Warrior- What the hell? What's going on here--(Penelope stings him) AAAAOOOWWCH! Grrrgh! You are so dead meat, hornet-face--(Swells up and dies)
 * Penelope- It worked. Let's go!
 * Gilda- Hold it! We can't leave without this van. It's my team's main method of transportation. They need it so they can get back home.
 * Penelope- Not to worry. I've got it covered. I'll lift it up for you.
 * Gilda- You're kidding? That thing must weigh up to 10,000 lbs! You'll never--(Penelope lifts up van with immense strength) Holy Equestria!
 * Penelope- The Hymenovespula is also known to be...very strong! Now let's go find your friends. (Both fly off with van)

Chapter 5- The Fate of A Lord's Parents
At a hidden sector in the Abandoned City Flashback Present
 * Xandy- We're almost there. C'mon!
 * Icky- Whoa, this place is filthy! I feel like a hobo.
 * Xandy- You get use to it. My hideout is here because no Metavincemander would dare search here for me because they know this place is the Hydrocabiais Forbidden Zone.
 * Sandy- Well why come here when YOU'RE a Hydrocabiais?
 * Xandy- Well, when I first arrived here, I learned it was just an old urban legend to try and spook my kind. Oky,. we're here (All arrive in golden room filled with advanced weaponry, elevators, and light-panels)
 * Patrick- Ooh, shiny.
 * Mr. Krabs- This place looks like it's made out of gold.
 * Xandy- That's 'cause it IS made of gold.
 * Mr. Krabs- (Eyes turn into gold bars)
 * Xandy- Does that happen a lot?
 * SpongeBob- No, they're usually silver.
 * Xandy- Well, anyways, welcome to my top-secret lair. Now that yall' know where I hide, you must never reveal it to any of my friends or enemies.
 * Phil- My lips are sealed.
 * Xandy- Good. Now, Ms. Cheeks, you may be a kind of interest to me. You look exactly like me and the other Hydrocabiais I know. Except you don't have pointed ears, no flattened tail or feet, and you have much lighter fur. Are you a good swimmer?
 * Sandy- Well, yeah.
 * Xandy- Interesting. That's kinda why my kind is nicknamed sea-squirrels. We're semi-aquatic.
 * Sandy- That's nice, but I think we should get to the questions. First off: What do you know about Xerxes XX?
 * Xandy- A lot. He's my arch-nemesis. He's very mean, relentless, and cruel. He's also the murderer of my parents.
 * Shenzi- Yeah, I know the feeling. My parents were murdered by a villain, too.
 * Xandy- Oh.
 * Sandy- Also, we've heard from your aunt and uncle that Xerxes XX is after you for some reason. Why is this true?
 * Xandy- Because I'm the only one that stands between him and his plan to kill the Hydrocabiais to extinction. The first time he attacked my hometown was the worst day in my life. It was about 5 years ago...
 * (Xandy)- I was only 16 when this happened. Xerxes XX and his army invaded my hometown, and mass murders occured. Every Hydrocabiais was nearly killed. After killing 200 Hydrocabiais, he next killed my parents. I was so angry at him that I took my golden sword, ran outside, and attacked him. He had proven to be a tough adversary. Our brutal fight had lasted only an hour in a half. I overwhelmed every soldier that tried to stop me. It was difficult, but I finally defeated him
 * Xandy- Leave this place, NOW! I will NOT let you terrorize my town anymore! GO, or so help me, I will cut off both your hands and feed them to my pet Horrane!
 * Xerxes XX- Y-y-y-yes, ma'm, whatever you say! EVERYONE, RETREAT!
 * Xandy- AND DON'T COME BACK!
 * Xerxes XX- I swear to you, kid, I WILL get you for this! And when I do, I'll kill the rest of your kind! Every single Hydrocabiais will pay for what they did to me! And nobody will stop me! (Leaves)
 * Hydrocabiais- You did it, young one! You saved our lives! What's your name, brave one?
 * Xandy- Just call me Xandy. And I promise you this: I will NOT let that tyrant harm any of you. Buckling City will sleep safely knowing that it will be under my watch! Once that careless tyrant returns, I'll be ready and waiting! (All Hydrocabiais cheer)


 * Sandy- Why would Xerxes XX want to kill your species off?


 * Xandy- I don't know, but we'll find out soon. I now know that he's looking for--


 * Squidward- Yeah, yeah, we've already heard of the Diamond of the Ancients. But why would he be so interested in such a rusty old diamond?
 * Serpentos- Oops! I guess I forgot to tell them about it. i mean, I want to, but, i can't. I just remembered that it is so sacred, and secret, speaking of it even to friends is taboo."
 * Icky: "Look, i get honoring ansistery, but i think a time of turmoil and how to fix it is worth dishonoring a bunch of dead people."
 * Shenzi bonks Icky!
 * Icky: "OW!"
 * Iago: "What he means is, some sacrivices have to be made."
 * Serpentos: "(Sighs).... (to herself) Father forgive me. (to others) there is a great legend behind that diamond. Long ago, Anaconorans, our ansisters, discovered a diamond hidden deep in the mountain. it was not just beautiful, but it was, in a way, alive. there was a benvolent spirit imprisoned within the diamond, and it spoke great words of peace and benvolence. the problem is, it can only be touched by a worthy toucher, and those worthy enough to use the diamond's power."
 * Icky: "What happens if your not what it wants?"
 * Serpentos- Well, if those who are unworthy touch it, it immediately disintegreted them entirely. Legend says that the diamond is so powerful, it can destroy a species quickly.
 * Xandy- And you see, THAT'S what Xerxes XX wants with it. He wants it to kill off my species.
 * Icky- Wouldn't he be disintegrated if he tried?
 * Xandy- Well, he's actually discovered a way to keep that from happening. He created a mechanical spear that mind-controls the spirit inside the diamond, and allows Xerxes to take control of it. But he knows he has to do that without touching the diamond. If he acquires that diamond, my species will die. Serpentos knows where the diamond is, but she is forbidden to tell anyone, including me and you. So we'll have to find it ourselves.
 * Sandy- Well, in the meantime, we need your help to rescue our friend, Gilda. She's been captured by Xerxes' forces.
 * Xerxes- I can help you. But I need you to help me find that diamond, and find the Chosen One destined to wield it. Serpentos, I know you can't reveal the whereabouts of the diamond, but can you at least tell me who this 'Chosen One' is? We can't stop Xerxes without him/her.
 * Serpentos III- Sorry, but I can't. My father said to only tell a riddle that reveals who it is. For centuries, this ancient riddle has been unanswered. It was introduced in a time the Chosen One was not yet born. Here it is: He's a fish of a rodent.
 * Xandy- Is THAT the riddle? (Scoffs) Now I know who the Chosen One is. It's me.
 * Serpentos- Actually, you're not, Xandy. I said 'HE is a fish of a rodent'.
 * Xandy- Oh. Well, that changes things. Well, is it another Hydrocabiais?
 * Serpentos- Nope.
 * Xandy- Okay, now things are difficult.
 * Icky- How will we know who the Chosen One is? I don't think there's any other semi-aquatic rodents existing in these UUniverses.
 * Xandy- There are other semi-aquatic rodents. There are 2 more. They are the Zwim, and The Reevil.
 * Iago- Do you know any one of those species?
 * Xandy- Well, there is one Zwim guy I know. His name is Lance. He's a good fighter, but I highly doubt he's The Chosen One.
 * Sandy- Do you know where he lives?
 * Xandy- Of course. I'll take you there. Follow me.

Chapter 6- The Search for The Chosen One
A Lake Right Near Buckling City
 * Xandy- We'll find Lance's home somewhere in this lake.