Return of The Storm King

The Storm King has been resurrected by his family since his defeat in the 2017 Movie, as his father had just passed away, and seeing how his last staff was destroyed, he takes his father's indestructible and more powerful staff and uses it to finish his job, first by finding Tempest Shadow and return her to his side by kidnapping Hidden Shadow, who just so happens to be her younger sister, and this gets the attention of their immediately-responding long-lost an thought-to-be-dead mother Aphelion Shadow, who had lost Tempest as a rookie child leader after her husband was killed by Storm King and has failed constantly to save her older daughter, and had to withhold her info from Hidden for her safety. Now that she's back and the PTSD-based wrecked sanity is too clear, the Lodgers and Mane Six have to travel outside Equestria again with Captain Celaeno, Capper, Princess Skystar, Queen Novo, and many others to find a legendary foreign hero guild called the Guardians of Harmony, lead by the Hippogriff legend known as Stratus Skyranger, in order to find Tempest, who has left Equestria following her reformation to redeem herself through good deeds, and Storm King intends to find her by not only kidnapping Hidden, Pred and Daughters, Shineflare, and others, but by using his father's staff to surround all areas in and beyond Equestria with powerful storms until Tempest shows herself. Thus, the heroes must get the Guardians of Harmony out of hiding and back into action and ensure that Storm King is stopped once again. Will they succeed?

(Eh, those clips from CSmoke365 are enough to show me the entire movie)

Storm King Returns
(Storm King Revived) Later... (Storm King Attacks) Canterlot
 * ???:... Okay, let's get this over with. (Storm Creatures used a powerful weather spell to reform Storm King from his shattered coal remains and revive him)
 * Storm King:... Wha... What happened? Where am I?
 * ???: You were turned to coal and smashed by Tempest, brother.... (The figure was revealed to be another satyr like him, only female and with black hair)... I mean, seriously, you were KILLED by a pony?! That has to be the worse death ever! Heck, I wouldn't've even BOTHERED bring your lame ass back if it wasn't for familia obligation.
 * Storm King: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for caringing, dear sister."
 * S.K.'s Sister: And believe me, it was so bad our family's kinda falling apart, more then already since your rise as the family conguror! But your epic fall, WAS WORSE! The family lost their edge and spread out. Undergrowth lost his control over the underground as the Changelings he enslaved over the years, unsurprisingly revolted and perimently entrapped and entombed his fatass into a goo cocoon! What a GROSS way to go! And I still have no word about our Sky Pirate Cousin and the other family members! But I sure as hell wasn't giving up! I knew the spell father used to bring ME back when I lost control of my staff and shared a similar fate. But... Father's... Well...
 * Storm King:... What? What is it, Valkyrie, TELL ME!!!
 * Valkyrie Queen: "..... To put it sumply, bringing you back to life could not have come at a time more serious for our clan. Father's.... Well, it's finally his turn to join our ansisters souls in the worse pits of Tartarus...."
 * Storm King: "..... WHY DIDN'T YOU BROUGHT ME BACK SOONER, YOU SMUG C**T?!"
 * Valkyrie Queen: "Well I did have to PUT YOUR COALED BODY BACK TOGATHER?! PARDON ME FOR NOT FIGURING THAT DAD'S ON BORROWED TIME?!"
 * Storm King: "..... Where, is he?"
 * Storm King's Father:... (Coughs)... I'm glad you're back, son! (Coughs) Your loss was too much for me to live with myself. Alchourse, losing Undergrowth didn't help, but, it wasn't a true surprise. It was a matter of time before those bug horses turned on him for his abuse. He was never really a smart boy. But your defeat.... It was both a sour thing for our family, and this frail heart, to accept.
 * Storm King:... But father, I'm here now!
 * Storm King's Father:... It's... It's too late. The afflictions have become fatal. I... I asked Valkyrie to revive you so you can honor our conqueror legacy. Unsurprisingly, she was still butthurt about your victory, but, family obligation is something she still respected.
 * Storm King: "I noticed.... But... Where's my staff?"
 * Storm King's Father:... The ponies... They smashed it after they killed you. It's amazing how something so cute can really indigify our kind if you provoke them badly enough.
 * Storm King:... PLEASE TELL ME TEMPEST DIED TOO! SHE SURELY TURNED TO COAL WITH ME, DIDN'T SHE?!?
 * Storm King's Father: The ponies saved her. How did you think you ended up in pieces?
 * Storm King:... (Growls)... THEY DID THIS TO YOU!... I WILL MAKE THEM PAY!!! I'LL MAKE THEM ALL PAY!
 * Storm King's Father: Brave as that is, (Coughs)... You can't do it without your staff, nor the Misfortune Malachite! And just going there with the army will just have you banished into Tartarus like all that tried before, and failed miserably... But... There's something that can!
 * Storm King:... What is it?
 * Storm King's Father:... Take my storm staff! It's indestructible, and it's 10x stronger than yours. I'm... I'm leaving you as the head of the family now.
 * Storm King:... (He grabbed the staff as the energy went through his body as he tingled)... YES!!!... Thank you father!
 * Storm King's Father:... Go!... Avenge our family!... (He finally dies)
 * Storm King: (All the Storm Creatures gave him due respect, including Valkyrie and Storm or a few seconds, as Storm King got determined)... THE STORM KING, IS BACK! (Cackles wildly as he conjured a storm more powerful than those he created)
 * Storm King:... WHERE IS SHINEFLARE?!? I DEMAND HER TO SHOW HERSELF BEFORE I KILL THE FIRST PONY I SEE!
 * ???: STOP RIGHT THERE! (Royal Guards came in)...
 * Pony Guard #1 HOLY SHIT, IT'S STORM KING?! I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD!
 * Pony Guard 2: "Aw gees, is the Leage Behind this?!"
 * Pony Guard 1:... Questions for later! You have some nerve to drop by unnoticed, Storm King!
 * Storm King: 96!
 * Guard #1: We'll give you one last chance to leave before we have to take action!
 * Storm King: 718!
 * Guard #1: You... Uh, wha-
 * Storm King: Oh, no, go ahead, don't mind me.
 * Guard #1:... You're messing with the wrong land!
 * Storm King: Oh, wow, 1,001!
 * Guard #1: OKAY, WHAT THE TARTARUS ARE YOU DOING?!?
 * Storm King: Oh, sorry, it's just a little hobby. I hear these heroic speeches so wearingly often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I heard certain lines.
 * Guard #1:... You sadistic bastard!
 * Storm King: 190!
 * Guard #1:... Well... We're gonna... F*** your face!
 * Storm King: Ohhh, my! 13! (The Guard got angry) TOO SLOW! (He attacked with his storm powers and knocked them all around)... Still as pitiful as you were before! Now, here's the deal, you quadruped Teletubbies, I seek Former Headmaster Shineflare!
 * ???: GET OFF OF CANTERLOT, BITCH! (Storm King fired behind him upon hearing that, and looked to see Pred and his daughters)...
 * Storm King:... Ohhhh-ho-hooo! This is a treat! The notorious non-pony slayer, Pred Judu Des, and his adopted hellspawn!
 * Pred: Well, that's only half true! I learned to take my fights to the actual trouble makers! I have long accepted my true role!
 * Storm King: I'll bet you have.
 * Axe-Rella: But... I thought you died by being smashed as a coal statue!
 * Storm King: Well, I've suffered worse before. I never truly die. Now, onto the chase! You happen to know where Shineflare is?
 * Chain: Oh, she's-
 * Axe-Rella: UH-UH-UH, DON'T YOU DARE TELL HIM- (Storm King zapped her)... Ouch!
 * Storm King: I'm not asking!
 * Chain: Wait, I thought it WAS asking! Sure sounded like it, too!
 * Sharp-Pay: Hate to indulge my idiot sister, but you did. But don't expect us to talk.
 * Storm King: Strangely, I had the impression you're gonna be difficult.
 * Pred: Well, if you're having a problem with our customer support, you can call 1-800-eat-a-d***!
 * Chain: We don't even have any phones here! (Woody laughs)
 * Storm King: "..... OKAY, WHY AM I PUTTING UP WITH THIS?! (They fought, but after 10 seconds, he knocked the four out)... TAKE THEM PRISONER! (The Storm Creatures took them away)... So... Anypony ELSE wanna end up like them? (All the ponies pointed at her residence)... Good! Tempest, you're coming back, one way or another! (He leaped over to the house as she was sleeping with cucumbers and mud on her face as Storm King bust in)
 * Shineflare: SONOVABITCH!!!
 * Storm King: SHINEFLARE! You have info I want!
 * Shineflare: OKAY, WHO THE HELL BARGED IN THIS TI- (She got sight of Storm King) IIIII, OH, F***, NOT YOU AGAIN!!!
 * Storm King: Yes, me again!
 * Shineflare: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?
 * Storm King: (Sighs) I'm done answering that question! You know what I want! Where's the one they call 'Hidden Shadow'?
 * Shineflare:... Who?
 * Storm King: (He slaps her) DON'T PLAY DUMB! YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!
 * Shineflare was shocked of being slapped by that, and at first was look as if she was about to cry.
 * Storm King: ".... Aw, come on, don't tell me your gonna cry over being pimp-slapped! I didn't even hit you that hard, you phathic-"
 * Shineflare entered a blinding rage that shocked Storm King!
 * Shineflare: "(Demonic voice) YOUR GRANDMOTHER SUCKS EGGS IN TARTARUS?!"
 * Storm King: "..... (Legit scared) Mother."
 * Shineflare's home was seen bouncing around cartoonishly as Storm King was heard screaming like a spaz as it was heard that Shineflare was kicking his ass!
 * Storm King: "NO NO NO NOT MY TAIL- (A VIOLENT CHOMPED WAS HEARD ALONG-SIDE A WIMPY SCREAM AS STORM KING'S MINIONS LOOK PETRIFIVED?!) (HE WAS TOSSED OUT MISSING SOME OF HIS HAIR BEFORE THEM)..... MUNCHER, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME?! (Gets magicly dragged back in into Shineflare's house as the beatings continued!)
 * Muncher:... So... Any one of you wanna do what you're paid to do and go in there? (The two were scared)... (Sighs) Goddamn it!
 * Guard: "..... Huh. I guess Shineflare got this covered." (Suddenly, a powerful storm blast was heard, and after a few seconds, he came out abit scorched and missing hair, and with am unconjustus Flare)... Or not."
 * Storm King: .... From what I took from his crazy horse's memory, Hidden Shadow is at Pred's residence! I didn't wanna have to use excessive force, but that stubborn mule left me no choice. And for harming me, she needs to learn some manners. (He tosses her unconscious body to them) Take her prisoner with Pred and his daughters! I've got a visit to pay!.... Also, Muncher? WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT NOT HELPING ME WHEN I ASK FOR SUCH?!
 * Muncher: "Sorry sir. It kinda looked intense and we didn't wanted to get hurt."
 * Storm King stared wioth a blank face.
 * Minion 1: "....We'll..... Just get going then."
 * The Minions zoomed off!
 * Storm King: Now then, I gotta steal back those princesses' magic! I kinda missed the whole 'controlling the sun and moon' thing!
 * ???: Well, you want us? Come and get us! (Celestia, Luna, and Cadance arrived)
 * Storm King: (Laughs) WOW! You just came right into my clutches!
 * Cadance: You won't turn us to coal again, Storm King! This time, we're prepared!
 * Storm King: You sure? News flash, my father left his indestructible more powerful staff in my hands after he died! Since my untimely demise, my family has been crumbing, and he lost the will to live! So, as the new wielder of his staff, and the head of my family, I'M GONNA GET BACK WHAT WAS STOLEN FROM ME, AND DESTROY THE ONES WHO STOLE IT!!!
 * Celestia: Not if we can help it! (The two fought as the same music from his previous battle with the Mane Six played, and it ended with them being turned to coal again)...
 * Storm King:... Wow! You three are still as useless as you were before! Now, to get back what is mine! (He got their magic back in his staff)... FINALLY!... But, once I get the Friendship Princess's magic, it'll be complete!... BUT I STILL GET TO DO THIS!! (He plays with the Sun and Moon again) HAHAHAHAHA, I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS!!!
 * Muncher: Uh, sir?
 * Storm King: Oh, right! You know what to do!
 * Muncher: Right, sir! (He left)
 * Storm King:... (Laughs, and continues) MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, DAY, NIGHT, DAY, NIGHT, DAY-NIGHT-DAY-NIGHT-DAY-NIGHT-DAY-NIGHT, SUNRISE, SUNSET (Laughs) I LOVE BEING EVIL!!
 * Muncher:... Yeesh, I swear, these days, he acts like a child!
 * Storm King: I HEARD THAT! (Muncher was zapped)
 * Muncher: "YOOOOW?! IT WAS ONLY AN HONEST OPINION SIR, OWWWW?!"

(Later...) Storm King's Lair
 * Rainbow Dash:... Oh, great! You ape-things are angry we killed your boss? Hey, Tempest did that, not us! We would've just turned him to stone and be done with it. Tempest was far more experienced and didn't have the passive aggressiveness we did. (The Storm Creatures didn't answer)... What's the matter, llama-gums? You feel embarrassed to talk to a pretty pony?
 * ???: SILENCE, YOU FOOLS! (The Storm King himself appeared much to the ponies shock)
 * Icky: Wait... Aren't you that Storm King guy?
 * Applejack: I don't understand! I thought you were dead!
 * Iago: Surprised, really. That's the closest thing to death the MLP series has gotten. Usually, the producers of the show are worshippers of the G rating.
 * Icky: "Well tecnecally, Sombra died in the show, and in-show, he's still goneso, so we're not really counting a certain comic the producer doesn't like talking about."
 * Iago: "Well okay, the second time a villain has SERIOUSLY died in MLP!"
 * Storm King: (Chuckles) A simple resurrection spell from my sister does wonders for being smashed to bits. Thanks for that, by the way!
 * Rainbow Dash: Tempest did that after you turned your back on her!
 * Storm King: Oh, I admit, when I did that, I underestimated her! I thought she was just in my army for her own goals, and I felt she was of no use to me any longer. But... After how much I saw she could do, including being the only one to come this close to ending me... I see I was wrong. There's SO MUCH to her I can use to my advantage.
 * Lord Shen: If you think you're gonna get away with this, monkey, then you've got another thing coming!
 * Storm King: First off, I'm a satyr!
 * Phil: No you ain't! You look nothing like one!
 * Storm King:... That's because I'm a different breed, jackass! What, do think all saytrs are half humanoid goats? Sometimes we tend to resemble mostly goat-eqsed in nature!
 * Icky: "Or in your case, look like yetis."
 * Storm King: "That because this is a world where humans rarely fully exist, and that humannoids resemble more ape-or creature features here! Heck, Tirek had an ape-face as a Centaur! Ergo, I have more ape quilities then the traditional breed!
 * Phil:... Wow, do I feel like a self-racist right here!
 * Storm King: Second, don't leave hope for your last-minute rescue.
 * Discord: (He teleported in) DISCORD'S IN THE HOUSE BA- (He was trapped in an anti-magic cage)... SON OF A BUNCH OF DAMN DYING MONKEYS!!
 * Storm King: SATYR!!
 * Discord: BITE ME! Also, HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!?
 * Storm King: Brought back to life. Basic enough. Now shut up! (They were carried off into an arena as he teleported to his personal reserved throne as his ape-like minions were managing and his evil subjects were cheering) SO, MY HUMBLE SUBJECTS, HAVE YOUR FUN, AS LONG AS I LET YOU HAVE FUN! BUT DON'T YOU FORGET, WHO IS THE BOSS! (Cackles as this song played)
 * Icky: "JESUS GOOD GRIEF, THAT FREAKING SONG IS ALL OVER THE PLACE?!"
 * Brandy: I KNOW! It's from an awful movie that made a pointless song about foxes, why is it so popular?!?
 * Patrick: "Well it's not a bad song persay."
 * Icky: "Well it's a decent baddie tune, but it's also TOO basic for any worth! It's the most overtly obvious bad guy song in existence!"
 * Storm King: HEY QUIET DOWN THERE?! I'm trying to enjoy my phrase?!
 * Discord: HAH! The only thing we're good for to keep their praise is stand-up and kicking your Monkey-Satyr ass!
 * Storm King: DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE, CHAOTIC SCUMBAG!!!
 * Discord: (He sticks his tongue at him)
 * Storm King: Now then, all my minions, our revenge is nigh. For all the years they took, they will be the first to suffer my wrath. First the ponies, then their other-worldly friends, THEN their worldly friends.
 * Icky: Hey, Storm Tyrant! What did WE ever do to YOU?!? I'm pretty sure this is the first time we've seen each other IN PERSON!
 * Storm King: It's not what you DID to me. It's what you DIDN'T do to me. I will ensure you do not make these six worse of a threat than you did to the likes of Nightmare Moon, Discord, Tirek, ectera ectera, to name a few. No doubt you WILL be a problem.
 * Bagheera: Well NOW we are since you foolishly brought us along for your revenge scheme.
 * Silence.
 * Storm King: "(Facepalms) DAMN YOU, HINDSIIIIGHT!! Maybe I should've waited until you guys left or something! Whatever, at least your out of the way at all.
 * Muncher: I dunno, boss, these guys look like they won't stay captured for long.
 * Storm King: No s***, Shadow Spade! They're an army of misfit morons who are extremely unpredictable. I just need to do all in my power to ensure that doesn't bite me in the tail!
 * Icky: P-HAH! Good luck with that!
 * Storm King: "Luck? Why would I need that, when I already pretty much captured the only people an actual threat to me? When I'm done, Equestia will see it's series finale, and it's me!"

(Later...) Flashback Present
 * Twilight:... (Sighs)... Well, everyone... It's clear we need to get outta here, find Tempest and Grubber, and ensure that we can get more than the friends we earned last time to stop Storm King.
 * Lord Shen: Agreed. That staff of his father seems more powerful than the last one.
 * Gazelle: Well, they were smart enough to confiscate my Uniter Blade, AND smart enough to do it in a way that doesn't burn.
 * Twilight: (Sighs)... But... I just don't feel I can do it very well.
 * Icky:... Are you still upset about-
 * Twilight: YES! Storm King's actions lead me and my friends in wild goose-chases and, though we made friends along the way, I was TOO DETERMINED TO SAVE EVERYPONY, I ATTEMPTED TO STEAL A MAGICAL PEARL FROM SEAQUESTRIA, AND GOT BANISHED FOR IT! THEN, AFTER GETTING FED UP WITH MY FRIENDS FOR BEING APPARENTLY TOO BLINDED AND NOT TAKING THE MISSION SERIOUSLY, I ALMOST KILLED MY FRIENDSHIP WITH THEM!!!... (Sighs and sheds tears)... It's like... It's like Storm King reopened the wounds I had on Gary, because it's like I can't face him without being reminded of what I said to my friends.
 * Rarity: "Oh come now, Twilight darling, we all said things we'll later regret."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Aw come on, Twi, Gilda once broke up a friendship with me and I eventually made up with her.... Albeit having to have both an uncanon and a canon verson, but still."
 * Pinkie: "Yeah Twilight! No friendship's ever without those bumpy roads."
 * Applejack: "Twilight, we all know that what you said at the time was just because you wanted to save Equestia. We all know you can't stand the idear of ever failing Celestia. Heck, you once went nuts over not being able to send a friendship report on time, so, it would make sense you would be that headstrong to not fail Equestia. Heck, your litterally the same pony who blew her own horn up over trying to go after Pitch himself! We'd be silly ponies to not predict you would be prone to that sort've thing."
 * Fluttershy: "And it's not that we didn't took what was happening with Equestia seriously, it's just..... Well let's be honest, that was like, what, the 100th or so time Equestia was threaten by a scary big bad? I mean, plotwise, it'll be resolved anyway, so, it wasn't like Storm King was actselly destined to be the one that wins. If anything, the drama with the pearl was kinda.... Needless."
 * Starlight: "Oh trust me, I myself did worse things then barked angerly at my friends."
 * Spike: "Well, Twilight was only guilty of causing an international insodent and causing a riff between her friends, and NOT having revived Cutie Mark Faux Communisum with an antromortic lesbian bat woman, tried to take back the town with criminal birds, rip-off bat people and a badass cyber dino from another universe, and commit chronoterrorisum!"
 * Starlight: "Besides, the point, Spike. What I'm saying..... You aren't the only one who did stupid things with their lives."
 * Twilight: Girls, this isn't like knocking over a punch bowl at prom! I said I was better off without my own friends, because I felt THEY WERE BEING TOO DISTRACTED WITH NEEDLESS EXCITEMENT!!! Do you have any idea how much that hurt when I realized what that nearly cost me?
 * Pinkie: Give us some credit, we've never been that far out of our homeland before. We had no idea of the wonders everything outside Equestria had, especially since Storm King was seeking to take all of it for a quest of world domination.
 * Applejack: Not to mention that Tempest nearly got to ya thanks to that.
 * Twilight: (Sighs)... I... I just don't feel like talking about it. (She sobers up and literally absorbs her tears back into her eyes) I can't show weakness right now. We gotta get outta here!
 * Soothsayer: Twilight, you cannot feel better until you let out your worries.
 * Patrick: "And your never gonna feel better until you get that thing off your chest."
 * A Lampfey like parasite was seen suckling on Twilight's chest.
 * Twilight: "WHAT THE, WHERE DID THAT LANDFRY CAME FROM! (SMACKS IT OFF!)"
 * Squidward: ".... Don't you have somewhere else to be stupid?"
 * Patrick: "Not until 4:00."
 * Starlight: "So, Twilight, for our sakes, can you please not let the past hold you back? Because, it's exactly what someone like the Storm King would want...."
 * Twilight: Everyone... Look, it's not that I'm scared of doing it again. Not everything has to be serious business. I'm just scared of doing it again with MORE than my friends. I'm afraid of letting everyone I ever fought for down, including you and the High Council. There's bound to be more outside Equestria, and... If I allowed myself to be destroyed in the same way I did with Gary through people I had STRONGER bonds with... I just couldn't live with myself.
 * Pang:... Twilight, I get what you're saying. When I first met the Lodge, I thought they'd never amount to anything. They were all idiot misfits to me.
 * Twilight: Well, it's not like they'd take THIS seriously without getting sidetracked!
 * Banzai: Uh, news flash, we hardly took any of our OTHER missions seriously. Sure we're idiots. But it makes it worthwhile when it discourages whatever evil scum we beat the tar out of. We discouraged an entire villain dystopia in another dimensions and made them jokes because not only were they unused to failure, but failure to a bunch of idiots like us no less. Villains there rarely have any confidence left. That's kinda the beauty of being idiots. It makes it so much sweeter to know we can embarrass our enemies after making them laugh at our misfortune.
 * Twilight:... Well, I can't help but feel, that's not gonna be enough. And if we go around making idiots out of ourselves, we won't get far. We don't have time to discuss this. I don't wanna lower my own confidence. Let's just get out of here and find Tempest and Grubber! (She tries to bust open the cage)... EERGH!
 * Discord: I think this cage is made of the same metal as the minions' shields. It's clear even a magic Kamehameha isn't gonna work.
 * Po: Well, how do we get out, then? (A psst was heard as an ape minion came in)
 * Icky: WHOA! A GUARD'S WATCHING US!
 * Fluttershy:... Wait... I know that guy...
 * Fluttershy: (When confronted by a Storm Guard)... You seem tense... Wanna talk about it? (Makes an adorable face as the Storm Guard hesitated)...
 * Twilight: YOU PACIFIED ONE OF THEM?!?
 * Icky: "This is the same pony that convinced sharks not to eat us, got a giant ground-swimming land whale to help out, talked down a dragon like it was misbehaving brat, and even befriended a bear, and your surprised she can make a guard dude friendly?"
 * Twilight:... No, I'm actually not!
 * Fluttershy: His name is Monson Monsoon (Icky scoffed) WHICH he's sensitive about, and his brother Muntz was the one who had his nails painted pink as he started growing to us ponies. He said he was lonely and wanted a friend, and even a girlfriend, as apparently Storm King doesn't allow them in his army as it 'provides a crutch for enemies to use against them'. So I offered friendship, and he's been visiting my cottage every once in a while in secret, and- (The Storm Guard named Monson gave her flowers as it showed romantic feelings)
 * Fu-Xi:... AAAAND it's in love with you.
 * Rainbow Dash: Fan-tucking-fastic!
 * Discord: "Again with this?"
 * Fluttershy: ".... Uh, Monson, we need to disguss that bit later. Right now, can you help us out?"
 * Storm Guard started to do jestures!
 * Fluttershy: ".... You would like to, but your superior has been suspitious of you lately?"
 * Icky: "Oh great! The Head Guard's been eyeing him for being weird! Great!"
 * Fluttershy:... Speaking of which, whose the Head Guard since Tempest reformed? (Monson communicated)... Wait... Grubber has a brother? (Monson spoke)... Oh, that little guy near Storm King! Muncher.
 * Icky: "Why am I surprised that a guy related to a dude named "Grubber" would ALSO be food related?"

The Villain League's New Interests
Storm Kingdom Later...
 * Storm King: (Sighs) I told you, Muncher, they never stay captured! I never expected that one minion who went soft thanks to a pony he ACTUALLY HAD THE BALLS TO FALL IN LOVE WITH, giving him therapy during our last confrontation would do it, but still!
 * Muncher: Well, what do we do?
 * Storm King:... I didn't want it to come to this... We may have to think outside the world for this.
 * Muncher: What do you mean?
 * Storm King: Call in... The Lodgers' arch enemies!
 * Muncher:... You don't mean-
 * Storm King: Yes! Bring in the Villain League!
 * ???: That won't be necessary! (Cobra, Chrysalis, Hades, and Mirage came in)...
 * Cobra: Because we have been looking for you since 2017, Storm King!
 * Mirage: And your sister spared us the trouble of resurrecting you, for that matter.
 * Storm King:... THESE are what those 'demon worshippers' as people call them, look like?
 * Cobra:... Well, at least he didn't call us that straight-forward!
 * Mirage: I still say he'd be an embarrassment.
 * Storm King: Well, given what you've likely heard, you know about me, and what I'm stuck in?
 * Mirage: Though we are disappointed that you blew your cover by exposing your intentions through capturing the Lodgers, your newfound power through your recently-decease father's staff grants us a chance to finish what we started the first time we attacked Equestria.
 * Hades: We admit, we didn't know much about the rest of Equestria besides the Mane Six's lands. But with you... We may just have it!
 * Storm King: Do know, I do not wish to join you unless we have a proper understanding compromise. I consider myself only a benefactor to you!
 * Chrysalis: Heh, you got spunk, Stormy! I like that! You're also just as cunning as my mother, only with a blend of faux. You're like Hades despite having the voice of an adult-oriented actor. When I heard of you, I thought you'd be a ruthless tyrant who had no negative quirks whatsoever... But now that we meet you, you're like Liev Shrieber if he voiced Dragon Ball Z Abridged Frieza.
 * Storm King: Hey, what you see is what you get! Now, let's lay down the terms.
 * Cobra: Terms?
 * Storm King: Yes! I know your kind! I've been watching you since before and after 2017. I know your strengths and weaknesses. Just know that you need to earn my respect if you wish for me to be a new member. First off, I am not that fond of Darkspawn, because let's just say, last time I dealt with something of their origin... It didn't end well.
 * Chrysalis: I'm going to assume you had a quarrel with Grogar and/or Baphomet?
 * Storm King:... Lucky guess!
 * Cobra: Yes, Grogar and Baphomet didn't play well for us either. They tend to backstab their allies when they least expect it. Heck, Baphomet killed his three of own commanding officers for their first and only failure! And their grudge holding is legendary to the point that logic is thrown out the window even when their end goal ends up not being worth it in the end. And besides, a benefactor that provides knowledge of the ways outside Equestria's borders is better than nothing at all. Consider the first term accepted.
 * Storm King: Excellent! Second: I must lead the way of this plan. No offense, but whenever you all are involved, you end up embarrassed by even a little Alicorn baby.
 * Mirage: Hmmph! Far too bold!
 * Storm King: So, if you want my aid, you do as I say. I am not asking to be part of the Council or a higher power! I am saying that, as the one who nearly beat 6 mares and a tiny dragon, and lessened the spirit of an Alicorn princess, I am the superior strategist.
 * Hades: Well, I suppose it's fair enough. Accepted.
 * Storm King: And last but not least: You'll need to step up your OWN game. No screw-ups! No setups, no setbacks, no incompetence! If even ONE screw up is reported, then the deal is off!
 * Mirage:... You know? I have been intolerable to my members' incompetence as well, Mr. Storm King! Is there any way we can start in that regard?
 * Storm King: Well... I'd like to take care of the allies that aided them in my defeat. Of course, I'll deal with Tempest personally, but you all are in charge of the rest, or at least the things I turn my back on. One team will deal with that wretched Celaeno, another will help find the former residents of Hippogrifia in Seaquestria, and the rest will help deal with that cat former con artist! And I happen to know a few who would like to see them suffer. (He brings them slips)
 * Cobra:... Captain Blot?
 * Hades: Verko?
 * Mirage: Squirk?
 * Chrysalis:... What about them?
 * Storm King: I didn't go around this world without learning a thing or two. Captain Blot is the one responsible for the loss of Captain Celaeno's right leg on Gallapinghost Islands searching for the mythical Taiklar's treasure. Squirk is an old foe of all sea residents across this world's ocean, INCLUDING the seaponies, but he lost his main source of power, the Flashstone, as it was separated in haves thanks to the seaponies' last leader Abysswish, and you might need to do some odd favors so he can help you in return, and Verko? I'm sure that anthropomorphic rat would like some payback on Capper. You find them for me, they MAY provide some aid. Also, feel free to do anything else if it means slowing down those misfits.
 * Chrysalis:... Well, I don't know if getting Blot in particular will be easy, considering he's still allied to Eagle-Beak!
 * Cobra: And this Verko person? It's possible he'll accuse us as demon-worshippers and turn down our offer!
 * Mirage: And Squirk sounds like someone hard to reach.
 * Storm King: Don't worry about it. Just mention Capper, Celaeno, and Seaquestria, and you certainly won't have a bit of trouble.
 * Storm King: "They SERIOUSLY all refused?!?"
 * The Leagers were seen beaten up.
 * Cobra: "Well, Blot is no surprise given how the last time I tried to ask him to partake with the League, he basicly treated me like a tease toy for that Killer Whale of his and dedicated his life to raid Villain League areas in Desteny Islands when not looking for Taiklar's treasure! But with Verko and Squirk? Even mentioning their pet peeves didn't help! Verko is too much of a darkspawn hater to ever take us seriously, so I assumed that he was a Grogar/Baphomet victim, and Squirk is clearly someone who REALLY likes to be his own villain!"
 * Storm King: "..... (Facepalms!) Uggggggh. I knew I should've had my embessy handle that. Okay, then we're going have to improvised without those guys!"
 * Mirage: Let's be honest, even if they DIDN'T hate us, they would've been smart enough to stay 500 feet away from Capper, Celaeno, and Seaquestria since their resources could've bitten them hard, especially thanks to their friendship with the same heroes capable to reduce even the worse of Equestrian threats to utter shame!
 * Maleficent: "Honestly, the villain community has no proper respect to us anymore."

Aphelion Shadow/Tempest Shadow's True Story/Celaeno Arrives
Unicorn Councilroom Flashback Present School for Gifted Unicorns School Superintendent Office
 * Periwinkle: Somepony attacked you?
 * Twilight: Yeah... Apparently, she mentioned Tempest! She looked like a total wreck! When we told her she was gone and Storm King was alive again... She went from a sweetheart to a warlike instinctual psycho! She... After we knocked her out, she asked for Hidden.
 * Periwinkle: (As Cometelius recognized where this was going and was worried with nervous sweating) Then bring her in!
 * Cometelius: UH, THAT WON'T BE NECESSARY! Can... Can I talk to her instead?
 * Hidden: Why, Uncle Cometelius? Do you know her?
 * Shenzi: I'd say he does, honey. And given Storm King was looking for you... They might be connected. We're bringing her in anyway. (They brought in the pony as the entire council, and Hidden, was shocked)
 * Hidden Shadow:... M... Mom?
 * Everyone: MOM?!?
 * Comtelius: Aphelion?!?
 * Donkey: DONKEY! (Shrek covered his face)
 * Hidden Shadow:... Uncle, you said she was dead!
 * Cometelius:... (Sighs) I, may have had to lie about such, because she asked me to.
 * Aphelion: I have come back with dire news concerning your mission with Storm King! This time, his power is NOT going to be any easier to beat than before.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, dudette, he wasn't easy to beat to begin with!
 * Aphelion: I mean, whatever same strategy you used before isn't gonna stop him. He's grown just strong enough to best even an entire army of famous misfit heroes. SO NO TROJAN CAKE IS GONNA WORK ON HIM THIS TIME!!!
 * Icky: Oh, really? And what makes YOU so sure?
 * Cometelius: Ladies and gentlemen, please, it's wise to listen to her. She's Tempest's mother! (A dramatic organ choir cued)... Which in term, makes Hidden, Tempest's sister! (The organ cue played again, this time extended) Miss Pinkie, could you please?!
 * Pinkie: (Playing the organ) Sorry!
 * Hidden: I HAVE A BIG SISTER?!?
 * Cometelius: Look, Hidden, honey, you were in the orphanage since Aphelion and Tempest went into the Equestrian military. Since your father died, your mother and sister tied his murder to none other than the Storm King. He responded to the devastation of Panthera... But he never came back.
 * Aphelion: So me and Tempest had to go and avenge him. But next thing we knew, it was a trap!
 * (Aphelion): We were hoping to rescue my husband and your father with a very efficient stealth mission. However, all we found... Was his hung body... And the Storm King waiting for us, causually just sitting there as if it's just business as usual! It was very embarrassing to walk into what was obviously a trap. We barely made it out with our lives... Or at least, I did. Tempest didn't make it. I thought... I thought they killed her too. But later on, I discovered witnesses telling that she was WORKING for Storm King, as a slave. I tried countless times to save her, but all have ended in failure. Tempest was long gone, and there was nothing I could do to save her. No matter how hard I tried, even when I am an inch closer to success, I always ended up falling down the slope again, because Storm King was just too good for me. I could NEVER beat OR outsmart him. I was desperate. I tried countless times. Every time, I was outsmarted.
 * Aphelion: (Sobbing hysterically)... It was utterly PAINFUL! I was doomed to watch Tempest be a mindless evil slave because her broken horn left her with no occlumency to resist Storm King's mind games. And considering MY horn was shattered, I couldn't afford to be among his most powerful forces. Storm King murdered my husband, and then took in my daughter as a slave that I could NEVER save. It was NOT FAIR! I WOULD DO ANYTHING TO HAVE MY BIG BABY BACK!
 * Cometelius:... Yeah, it's true, sadly. I had to keep her living status a secret, and even had to change to our maiden name to ensure it. She's become so desperate to save her daughter, she has been diagnosed with mild PTSD.
 * Pinkie: (Blowing a balloon) What's that mean? (The balloon popped, as the pop triggered a response in Aphelion as she saw massive magic blasts, and various graphic fighting in her mind as she responded by tackling Pinkie, surprising everyone) WHA-?!?
 * Aphelion: WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!? TELL ME, OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA, I WILL BLOW YOUR HEAD CLEAN OFF OF YOUR SPINAL COLUMN!!!!!
 * Cometelius:... Post-traumatic stress disorder. (As Pinkie avoided her with her party cannon) Years of failure and effort in stopping Storm King has rendered her into an emotional and traumatized wreck, who could only be cured if her daughter is set free.
 * Aphelion: GET OVER HERE, NOW!!! (She continues attacking)
 * Twilight: WE GOTTA STOP HER! (They tried to help until Aphelion outwitted their tactics) AHH!! MISS SHADOW, YOUR DAUGHTER IS- (She was kicked straight into a tower)
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Cometelius: Her military instinct is not gonna let her take it easy on you.
 * Thunderclap: "Windgust, Coldfront, Frostbite, tackle and pounce!"
 * The three dactyls charged at Aphelion!
 * Aphelion: (She outwitted them and beat them to the ground, angry and tear-driven, and the other Lodgers attacked with all they got as she beat them up in many slo-mo cues in a Kai-like fashion, putting them in embarrassing situations, Wilhelm screams, and so on) LET MY DAUGHTER GO!! PLEAAAASSE!! (She was crying her eyes out and red)
 * Headmaster Periwinkle: (Sighs and managed to cast a spell on her that pacified her and knocked her out)
 * Iago:... WHAT THE ACTUAL SMURF WAS THAT?!?
 * Hidden: (Twilight recovered and teleported back)... Mother... What HAPPENED to you?!?
 * Banzai: C'MON, WHAT ARE YA, SOME KINDA BIRDBRAIN, SHE JUST TOLD YOU SHE'S A WAR-TORN TRAUMATIZED VETERAN WHO COULDN'T SAVE YOUR SISTER FOR YEARS!!!!
 * Shenzi: Okay, first of all, you should NEVER disrespect children! And second of all... (She knocked him down) SHE HEARD HER AND IT WAS RHETORICAL, STUPID!!!
 * Twilight:... (Sighs) Well, at least she'll be happy to know Tempest is done with Storm King.
 * Periwinkle: Yes, but she's still in his possession as a prisoner. She's not going to be satisfied until they meet once again.
 * Glitterhair: She's correct. She's not going to be fully cured from her insanity until Tempest is fully freed from his influence. She had to keep herself a secret to even her family to protect herself and her family in her hopeless efforts to save Tempest, and only got nothing but PTSD, a torn up emotionally-ruined mind, an anti-social life, and somepony sensitive to anything loud.
 * Pinkie: It was just a balloon popping!
 * Rainbow Dash: Anything that resembles the sound of a weapon can trigger anyone with PTSD, especially those that came out of a war. Guns, explosions, screams of pain and anguish, anything can practically traumatize them that way. It's clear that Aphelion has been through a HELL of a lot of pain, and that bastard Storm King did this to her.
 * Baloo:... Well, what a letdown.
 * Bagheera: Indeed.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, to give her credit, I have no doubt that she is most certainly a dedicated mother."
 * Icky: "I, hardly call being nuts a dedicated mother."
 * Lord Shen: "I meant in her persistence against impossable odds, nitwit!"
 * Icky: Oh, duh!
 * Viper: "Poor thing."
 * Hidden: "...... UNCLE?! WHY, DID YOU LIE TO ME?!"
 * Cosmoto: "He pretty much said that he was asked to-"
 * Hidden zipped Cosmoto's mouth up tight!
 * Hidden: "THIS IS A PRIVATE FAMILY MATTER!!"
 * Cometelius: "Hidden, please, she didn't want you to be upset about your father's real fate and protect you from coming to fear the Storm King, as well as to see her in, THAT state. I did it to protect their image as respectable unicorns, espeically your mother. She wasn't always THAT broken mess you just witnessed and didn't wanted you to see her like that!"
 * Hidden: But could it hurt to at least give me a sign? I could've gladly hidden her. I AM Hidden Shadow!
 * Cometelius: She specifically said to keep as little as possible of the knowledge. The only ones who knew were me, Aphelion, Tempest, and... Shineflare.
 * Everyone: SHINEFLARE?!?
 * Violet Flame:... You mean to tell me... That bitch of a former Headmaster, KNEW ABOUT THIS... AND NEGLECTED TO INFORM US, EVEN IF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET INFO?!?
 * Cometelius: Again, as less as possible had to know, to protect her. In fact... You even know HOW Storm found out about Hidden?
 * Hidden: I'm sure it's-
 * Cometelius: He found out... Because of Shineflare.
 * Hidden: WHAT?!?
 * Cometelius: Let's just say, Tempest had a personal vendetta when attacking Canterlot, besides Storm King's orders to get Twilight. For years under his service, Tempest started regaining memories, and though they never hampered her evil nature, it gave her a secret mission that would play in Storm King's favor: Destroy Aphelion AND take in her sister as another pawn. She had to keep it a secret because she believed only SHE could accomplish the plan, given how Storm King didn't take plans as seriously as SHE did, especially when he lost Strife as his second-in-command and had to replace him with Grubber.
 * Twilight: And no doubt she was DAMN good at it. That attack that knocked us into the streams, also disabled our most adaptive spells and magical forms, like the merpony forms, hence why we needed to breath when we reached Seaquestria.
 * Cometelius: That's what comes with military training. It grants strategy, and the ability to not only use the power and knowledge magic contains, but apply it in the right situation and ensure any backup plans are nullified. Even with a broken horn, she could read the magic activity in your systems, and knew that she needed to get rid of them with one single blow, and on that bridge, was the perfect opportunity, destroying your merpony ability, and allow you to potentially drown and die when falling off that waterfall.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sweet Celestia!
 * Pinkie: Clever party-crasher!
 * SpongeBob: So what does this have to do with Shineflare?
 * Cometelius: My best guess is that she was searching not just for you, but for Shineflare, knowing that her weaknesses would play in her favor. And when Storm King discovered it, he managed better than we all expected, and had her spill the beans. Now, Pred and the sisters are missing, Hidden's in constant danger, and they'll do anything to finish their mission.
 * Icky: "Ugghhhhhhh! Why is this guy so bad?! Can't we just Rainbow Nuke his ass and be done with it?!"
 * Glitterhair: "As long as he has his staff, "Rainbow Nuking" is currently not an opition."
 * Icky: Figures!
 * Twilight:... I still don't understand, though. I thought she had a past of her own, and her name was Fizzlepop.
 * Periwinkle: Actually, that's what she was since the mission against Storm King. She wasn't killed nor captured, nor was Storm King the reason why her horn was destroyed. Her time in Drungar and her many other names were actually the result of memory loss as the attack left her to be hit in the head to result in her forgetting her name and past life. Thus, she lived there, lost her horn to an Ursa Minor, found the Misfortune Malachite, and was tricked into serving the Storm King.
 * Twilight:... Did Aphelion know?
 * Periwinkle: She had yet to learn this. Even Storm King tried to keep this a secret from her, and he was always successful at that, especially with her PTSD, and her vulnerability to mind-tricks.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, BOOM! We got what we need to beat Storm King... Or at least, keep his best bounty hunter from being evil again! Let's just tell her the truth, help her save Tempest, and be done with it.
 * Shifu: I doubt that will help completely. Given how she has failed for years to beat Storm King and rescue her daughter, she's gonna need more than our help.
 * Spike: No fricking joke there! Given how crazed she became, she's gonna need more than the obvious solution. Tempest probably misses her and Hidden as much as Aphelion does to her.
 * Twilight: Then maybe we need to understand Tempest more. And I happen to know just the ponies to ask.
 * Periwinkle: (She and the heroes arrived there)... You want to ask her friends from Drungar about this?
 * Twilight: Indeed. I doubt Spring Rain and Glitter Drops have known about her fate since they enrolled here.
 * Patrick: What makes you say that?
 * Twilight: Well, they only know her as 'Fizzlepop', and WE know her as 'Tempest Shadow'. They CLEARLY don't know they're one in the same.
 * Periwinkle: Well, this does seem to make sense. If we want to ensure Aphelion is snapped out of her unfortunate insanity, we need to cure her daughter through her friends. Though they doesn't know Tempest, they knows Fizzlepop, and since the two are tied in many ways, they SHOULD provide ways to not only help get her back and out of Storm King's clutches, but also tame down Aphelion's mental imbalances.
 * Twilight: Exactly! BTW, who's running the School since you replaced Shineflare?
 * Periwinkle: Spellstone Quirk. My best friend.
 * Twilight:... Wasn't he once the principal?
 * Periwinkle: When you were still young, yes. But as of recently, he was the vice-superintendent and now, since I became Headmaster, he took up the mantle while a teacher named Specter Tone became principal. And you know how good he is at magic. He's already started to teach his teenage daughter Nix fluent magic.
 * Icky: 'Nix'? Isn't that from ANOTHER brony fanfiction? The one with that little black filly and an incarnation of Nightmare Moon? What was it called?
 * Twilight: Past Sins?
 * Icky: Yeah, that!
 * Periwinkle: Well, One, THAT Nix has a 'Y' in it. Two, Nix wrote the story and published it. It was critically-acclaimed and everyone said to have cried after reading it. It really touched my heart too. She's just as smart as you and Starlight combined.
 * Twilight: Really?
 * Spellstone: (He was a faded-yellow Stallion with glittering purple and gold hair, and a glowing magical gemstone for a cutie mark) Yes indeed! Little Nixie Quirk has been valedictorian of her class for a long time.
 * Twilight:... I guess that's impressive. I was a valedictorian too.
 * Spellstone: Oh, yes, I remember you, Twilight! You were something special to the Princess! Now, Nix is seeking to become great, and actually admires you. She liked the Friendship stories you published, and actually helped quell down critics... Sorta. But at least not much harm was done.
 * Twilight:... Well... That's nice. Where's Spring and Glitter?
 * Spellstone: Don't you remember? They graduated last year!
 * Twilight: Oh... Heh... Being away from my home for years has left me out of me element. I hardly even recognizes it now.
 * ???: Oh, I can take you to them, Princess Twilight! (An adolescent beautiful pony with a dark coat, space-colored dark-blue hair, and a crazy cutie mark of magic swirls around her body were seen)
 * Boss Wolf: WHOA! That cutie mark has gotten all over you, girl!
 * Icky: "Either that or a bad case of Cutie Pox."
 * Gilda smacked him upside the head!
 * Icky: "OW?!"
 * Twilight: That's actually a fancy mark.
 * Bubbha: "'Fancy' bein' an understatement."
 * Twilight: It comes when a pony shows their talent so strongly, the cutie mark shows it by covering more than their flank. It's a rare occasion.
 * Spellstone: Exactly. I knew she was a special girl when she earned it.
 * Nix: Princess Twilight, I'd be happy to help you find Spring and Glitter! They're good friends of mine! Then again, everypony's a friend of mine here! They ADORE me, give or take a few jealous bullies of course.

(Later...) Later... Flashback Present
 * Celaeno:... You have NO idea how much it took to get outta there with the new power Stormy had! My homeland has been taken by him.
 * Rainbow Dash: Get in line, he's surrounded every place in and around Equestria to find Tempest, wherever she is.
 * Twilight: (Sighs) If only she hadn't left Equestria for a redemption trip, then we would've solved this.
 * Celaeno: Well, lucky for you, I happen to have seen her somewhere in the lands far across the Undiscovered West and beyond the Luna Ocean.
 * Applejack: Aw, daggit! Nopony's ever come back from there, either alive or because they didn't want to. The place is said to be filled with a lotta terrors and wonders.
 * Fluttershy: It makes sense why she'd go there to redeem herself.
 * Parrot Pirate #1: And ah reckon she's gonna end up the same if we don't do something.
 * Parrot Pirate #2: Plus, Stormy ain't gonna let any hazards stand in his way.
 * Celaeno: So, what do you little ponies and your buddies say? Wanna be awesome again?
 * SpongeBob: Well, we'd be happy to! This place can't be as bad as anything Shell City had to throw at us.
 * Twilight: And given what Spring and Glitter claimed, we may have clues as to how she'd hide, survive, or even take risks.
 * Shrek: Then I take it we're up for another quest!
 * Donkey: Hells yeah, that's what I like to hear! Lodgers and Ponies on another whirlwind adventure.
 * Celaeno: Keep in mind that, with Storm King's storms plaguing the world, we'll have to take a LOT of detours. Plus, Klugetown and Seaquestria will no doubt be targets, especially with the hippogriff survivors rebuilding Hippogrifia. That newly-forged staff of his is no doubt gonna cause trouble given that it's now 10x stronger than his last one.
 * Icky: "My butt can tell, I'm still feeling that litteral sick burn he gave me! He was actselly worse then that fat brother of his from Season 3!"
 * Celaeno: Why do you think he got this far? He's the top sibling of the family as the others left his kingdom long ago. Looks like you all are gonna explore more outside of the borders of Equestria.
 * Boss Wolf: Then what're we waiting for? There's no moment to lose! (They got onto her flying rainbow-winged pirate ship)
 * Max Cat: INTO THE UNKNOWN! (This music played as they cruised off)
 * Icky: "ARRGHED, PIRATES OF..... EQUESTIA'S SKYS?! ARRRGHED?!" (The music continued as they traveled out of Equestria)
 * Celaeno: (After the music was over)... Well, we're almost at Tempest's location.
 * Parrot Pirate: She was apparently heading for the land of the bushwoolies!
 * Lix Spittle: Cute little critters if it wasn't for the fact they don't speak English.
 * Icky: Bushwoolies? Aren't those from the G1 MLP series?
 * Twilight: Clearly a reimaging for this series. But... I gotta ask... How did you know who the Lodgers were when we first met?
 * Celaeno: Well, I heard that they beat Captain Blot, the one who took my leg.
 * Banzai: Whoa, whoa... HE did that?
 * Celaeno: Yes! You see, I was dropping by Gallopinghost Islands for a bartending, until he dropped by....
 * Blot kicked the door down being like a smug powerhouse!
 * The Equestian Pirates looked surprised to see him!
 * Blot: "All right, you lilly-livered dorks! I came all the way from Desteny Island from another system to help build me self a crew to look for a legendary treasure?!"
 * The Pirates were intriged by this.
 * Blot: "That's right.... I'm looking for the treasure of a thoundson realms, the iconic treasure of the legendary Taiklar Blackheart, the keyblade weilder pirate, and the killer of the Merpony King and the Celestial King and Queen! Who's in?!..... (The Pirates began to laugh like crazy!)..... Okay, what's the big idea, what's with the Hyena imatations?!"
 * Celaeno leaped over from the bar counter.
 * Celaeno: "Hate to break it to you, sir, but, Taiklar is just an old myth. A pirate can't get a keyblade, OR kill Alicorns. It's an impossability."
 * Blot: "Oh yeah, lady squacker? Then explain (Brings out and shows the map to Taiklar's hoard) THIS?! I got it from an aging pirate and shearcher of the treasure himself, before he.... Untimely passed."
 * Celaeno: ".... Didn't accured to you that the reason he wasn't able to find it prior to assumingly running into you, because it doesn't exist? I mean, an island of tribal hamsters with dinosaurs and aztecian antelopes? GIVE ME A BREAK?! (She and the other Pirates laughed!)"
 * Blot started to rage out!
 * Blot: "..... I'M GONNA SEND YOU TO THE CRACKBOX IN THE SKY, YOU OVERGROWN PARASKEET?! (Brought out his swords as Celaeno quickly defended herself!)"
 * Celaneo: "Okay, you were good for a laugh, BUT I DON'T APPRESIATE THIS KIND OF TALK IN MY BAR?! YOUR ASS IS OUT OF HERE, YOU OVERGROWN CHIMPANZEE?!"
 * Blot: (Laughs) You think I'm afraid to hit a girl? If anyone here should know about the legend, it'd be the legendary Celaeno I've been hearing in my time here! You've been pillaging longer than me! So, you should've come across any clues of the existence of Taiklar and his accomplishment of slaying King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight! I came here to get those clues exactly! So, I'll give you a chance: Help me and be paid heavenly, or FACE MY FURY!
 * Celaeno: You think I'm gonna fraternize with some ugly ape looking for a myth?
 * Blot: ONE OF MY ANCESTORS WAS PART OF HIS CREW, YOU OVERGROWN COCKATOO!!! I KNOW THIS MYTH REALLY EXISTS! AND THIS, IS NO HOAX!!! JUST FOR INSULTING ME AND ACCUSING ME OF BEING OFF MY ROCKER, YOU WILL PAY HEAVILY!
 * Celaeno: Then come and get me! (The two dueled)
 * (Celaeno): Our battle took a while. Only 9 minutes. That old ape could fight like a REAL pirate. He was tricky, I'll admit. But I held my own nevertheless.
 * Blot: (They continued fighting and she kicked with her right foot, as he grabbed it, and used his sword to cut it off as she screamed)... Looks like somebody's gonna be missing this! (He throws it into the ocean as it was consumed by a shark)
 * Parrot Pirate #1: CAPTAIN! (They tried to help until Blot smacked them off)
 * Blot:... Let this be a lesson, pretty bird! NEVER mess with the Master of the Seas!
 * Celaeno:... (She got angry, and she tripped him down, and using her sword as both an offense and crutch, she continued fighting)
 * (Rainbow Dash): Holy crabcakes! You were still swinging?
 * (Celaeno): I hardly showed any crutches when it came to fighting for myself. Blot was still no match for me, two legs or not.
 * Blot: You just don't know when to quit, do you?
 * Celaeno: Never! You don't just barge in and cause a scene! I'll beat you, two legs or no!
 * Blot:... Well, let's see you fight without ANY AT ALL! (He attacked, but Celaeno used her other leg to grab the sword, spin it away, and flip-kicks him, and then does so the other way, kicking him to the ground)
 * Celaeno: (She sat on his back)... You wanna keep trying?
 * Blot:... WE WILL MEET AGAIN, YOU BIG COLOR-FEST! (Runs off)!
 * Lix Spittle: Captain! You did it! (Everyone in the bar cheered)
 * Celaeno:... He never showed up again since then, though. Must've been scared.
 * Icky: "Wellll. Here's the thing. That stuff about Taiklar was-"
 * Celaeno: "That was how I came to know the lougers existence.... I admit, I was kinda foolish to not reckindse that Blot was right about Taiklar.... Doesn't make him less of a dirty cheating scallywag though! Let alone pardon the loss of me leg!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh yeah, you were still better off without him. And trust me, thanks to Celestia, his shearch for Taiklar's loot ended up not being worth it in the end as that treasure was sent back to the many rules they were stolen from! He ended up having being on Taiklar's hate list for that!"
 * Celaeno: "I heard about that, ya really put that chimp in his place!"
 * Icky: "Oh yeah! He ended up being a golden statue for awhile until Eagle Beak was able to bring him back. But we still came on top of that flea factory and his mishmash crew of animals of mythics of his! So the chance of a rematch with him's still possable!"

Return to Klugetown/Meet The Guardians Of Harmony/Defeating Thunder
Klugetown
 * Capper: It's rather nice of you ponies to come back.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, we missed you, big guy, even if you DID cheat us by selling us out to Stormy just to pay a debt to some ugly naked mole rat crime boss.
 * Capper: "Hey come on, it was never meant to be personal, babe. Besides, Verko would've found out about you ladies anyway and ratted you out to Stormy himself. I mean, come on, I made up for it in the end, didn't I?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It was still a dick move, though."
 * Pang: (Sighs) When will cats be as grand as they used to be as a worshipped animal?
 * Capper: Everyone, I got some news that MIGHT help you fight against the chaos Storm King is causing. His storms are keeping anyone around the areas of Equestria from leaving. But, only one team has been able to stand against him before he came here.
 * Jumba:... You're kidding!
 * Capper: Or, at least that's what I heard. They call themselves 'The Guardians of Harmony'.
 * Gilda:... Ain't that the name of that toy brand based on the movie?
 * Capper: Excuse me?
 * Gilda: Nothing, just... Please continue.
 * Capper: Well, back when Klugetown was a prosperous place, people would tell of them as noble and global fighters who had power beyond those of which you or any other Equestrian-based magic could possess. And one hero stood to keep the worlds outside your land safe from villains like Storm King. And his name... Was Stratus Skyranger. (The noted hippogriff from te toy line was seen)
 * (Insert Possible Label of Him In Movie Here...)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well... I can tell he IS a pure hippogriff, as in the kind that Novo and Skystar are of as breeding with griffins and ponies have made them their own species, as they inherited our magic.
 * Gazelle: And no doubt it can allow them to be as pure as them.
 * Capper: Exactly. Anyway, Stratus had a team of others from all corners of this world, to protect from threats big and small. And for over 80 years, with their extended lifespans, they did a wonderful job. They were adored. But... In 2016, they vanished for some reason. Nobody knows exactly where they are.
 * Celaeno:... And you're sure that these guys can help us clear away the power Storm King has on these places?
 * Capper: It's a long shot, but yes, they might. After all, these storms are gonna get stronger every day unless they are brought down for the count. I cannot bare to deal with him again. Not since my friend Chummer betrayed me to be a thief after an incident with a naked mole rat crime boss, and...
 * Celaeno: And the fact that you got there after leaving me at the mercy of Storm King? HE ALMOST TOOK MY OTHER LEG! It's bad enough I lost my other one because of my quarrel with Blot, and that maim, WAS, PAINFUL!!!
 * Capper: Eh, life's a bitch like that sometimes, you've gotten over it. Bottom line, we can't let Storm King go with this more powerful version of the staff we destroyed!
 * Soothsayer: Unfortunately, that staff cannot be destroyed. It was owned by his father, and upon him finally passing away recently, he took it and wielded it to honor him. His father, was a POWERFUL conqueror in his youth, and magic was his big game-changer. But though we can't destroy it, we CAN lessen it's power to the same level as Storm King's last staff, making it easier to keep him in line.
 * Skipper: Then I say we gotta find these Guardians of Harmony immediately!

(Meeting Chummer) Questra Inside. Elder Chamber Room Unspefifiived hide out. Elder Room. Scourge Imperial Lair. Guardian Temple Outside the temple. Guardian Lounge Room
 * Capper: CHUMMER?!?
 * Chummer: (Appears as he does in the comics, and has a similar coat to Capper's, and speaks in an Aaron Lohr voice) Yeah, it's me! Go ahead, berate me for leaving you in debt to Verko. Look, it wasn't personal, like's what you always say. Every cat for himself. Look, if it cleans up any bad milk between us... I've changed my ways as well.
 * Celaeno: I see you survived that airship crash.
 * Chummer: Puh-leese, I've gotten out of tighter scrapes than that. You should know! We were once in the stomich of a Ground Whale for days after it mistook us for Ground Krill! Heck, we once surprised that time where we enraged a nest of giant Twittermites! That brings back bad memories. And I still feel that one zap! And don't get me started on that Flash Bee swarm we gotten ourselves into because you just HAD to accept that snake bug collecter's pricetag to bring him back a Flash Bee queen.
 * Capper: "Well jokes on that slippery serpent. We, "forgot", to warn him about that persisent swarm. We got rich, AND hospitalised a bug collecter all of the animal kingdoms didn't really liked! But seriously, I hope your little backstab was worth it, you hairball!"
 * Chummer: Actselly..... I wasn't..... I couldn't find the Misfortune Malachite when I crashed, and before I knew it, Tempest found it before me. But... (Dubbed as Humpty)... A day... A day doesn't go by, when I think about what I lost.... I lost my best friend. My only friend, because I let my dream of being a cat burglar, no pun intended, get the better of me. But since then, I was lost.... Then Stratus found me... Granted, at first to arrest me for the bounty. But... Then he learned of my sorrow, and decided to give me a chance of redemption. So I now act as a spy for the Guardians of Harmony.
 * Capper:... It doesn't change what you did, completely. Ya still screwed me over completely, Chums. Not exactly something easy to overlook and pretend it didn't happen. If you wish to prove me wrong, then you will help us deal with Storm King.
 * Chummer: That's what they're doing anyway. Problem is that Stratus won't let me in a mission as big as that since I'm still a rookie.
 * Capper: "Ya sure it's that and that he doesn't trust someone with backstabbing tendingcies?"
 * Chummer: "Yeesh, you were always a grudge-holder, Caps."
 * Capper: "Hey, it kept me from trusting any more traitors, did it?"
 * Chummer: "Ohhh, and what does that make Verko?"
 * Capper: "I didn't really trusted him either, nor did he to me as far as he could throw me! I mean, HIM, I would predict to stab anyone in the back being a crime boss, but you?!.... You were like a brother to me, we went through TONS of crazy shit togather! And now I'm suppose to believe you're with these, "Guardians of Harmony"? I mean, come on, Chummer, if this is suppose to be another scam, your doing a crap job with it. And if Verko or any of his Klugetown Mafia friends put you up to this, tell them we got bigger fish to fry then them right now!"
 * Starlight: "Aren't you being alittle.... Distrusting?"
 * Capper: "You do realise that this guy was my scam partner, right? You see mistrust, I call it "Commen Sense"! Ya know, that thing that would've protected you ladies from getting captured by Stormy to begin with?"
 * Chummer: Look, look... Capper! Stratus has a keen eye for detail. If I was STILL a thief, I wouldn't even be here and behind a jail cell. He'd DEFINITELY know if I was selling them out to Storm King. He DID destroy his hometown and seeks to do so again when it is rebuilt. I am telling you the truth here. Besides, this place has gotten rough since word leaked that we were staying here. If they hear you're in town, you may be in danger as well.
 * Capper: Hmmph! That's another thing! You're a good liar. I can't even tell if what you're saying is true or not. I should know, you were my partner, and friend!
 * Pinkie: Capper, please, what if he IS telling the truth? We almost got chomped by a colossal Roc back there! We could use some help. (Chummer sang this, only in his own voice)
 * Capper: "... Okay, why would you sing my song?"
 * Icky: "Get used to it, pal! A lot of our songs ended up sung by random people. Heck, the Hyenas have several expies that used their song from the broadway musical more then once. Cobra ALWAYS tends to sing in the Dark of the Night like he's a snake animated Rasputan, a sentient shark took Ursula's song, Jafar's songs are used once or twice, heck, Mirage sang Yzma's deleted song from back when The Emperor's New Groove was meant to be something else entirely!"
 * Capper gave a serious "WTF man" face....
 * Icky: "..... Oh right, you don't understand Post-Modernisum. What I mean is, it happens all the time."
 * Thunderclap: "Look, it wouldn't hurt to at least give him a chance."
 * Capper: "G'oooooh, fine! But I'm gonna be there to pick up your jaws and say I told you so! Let's just go!"
 * Fluttershy: (They flew Celaeno's ship to a large beautiful island circled by large moving islands)... Wow!... It's just beautiful!
 * Chummer: Yep. Good old Questra. Used to be a mainland until one of their enemies, the Kraken Squirk, flooded it, and yet we made it greater as this invited more wonder in the form of sea critters.
 * Sandy: Well that's what I call making lemonaide with lemons!
 * Kowalski:... Why are those islands moving? (Whale sounds were heard)
 * Chummer: They're Zaratans. Whales with islands for backs.
 * Fluttershy: (She gasped)... Really?!?
 * Chummer: The smaller ones are turtles with island backs called Aspidochelone, but yes.
 * Fluttershy:... This, is paradise!
 * Icky: "Oh here we go again with that!"
 * Twilight: Fluttershy! We got work to do!
 * Capper: I doubt this is true. Maybe those Guardians don't know him, and thus, he has no idea where-
 * A Glorious hidden temple was seen as the camera panned to Capper's speechless expression as his jaw was cartoonishly dropped.
 * Pinkie: "..... No offense, but.... You have trust issues. (Lifts Capper jaw back up.)"
 * Capper: "..... Well, it normally comes from the con artist life, kid!.... (Chummer looked confidently)...... Your still far from me accepting an apology! There's always gonna be that chance this could be too good to be true!"
 * A bushling temple lobby filled with guardians from all walks of life were seen.
 * Capper was seen with a more cartoonishly exaggerated face.....
 * Twilight: "..... I think, it's safe to say...... Chummer is not pulling our legs."
 * Capper: "(Chummer got smug)...... YOU STILL HAVE TO EARN MY FORGIVENESS!"
 * ???: "Chumsworth!"
 * A shadow cloudly being showed up with two Guardian guards, a minotaur and a troll, torwords the group!
 * Twilight: Whoa! An Enenra! I never thought I would get to see one upclose and personal!
 * Icky: A what?
 * Soothsayer: A mythical living cloud of Japanese mythology.
 * Cloud Being: "What did I say about bringing outsiders?! For as long as the Storm King's out and about, we can't afford exposure!"
 * Chummer: "Hey, hey, easy there Strife-"
 * Strife: "Don't call me that anymore! That name is beneath me now. I am now Nimbus. Those days of being a stooge to The Storm King are done."
 * Capper: "Well you did tried to swindle him out of Pantheraian treasure for, an inspecified reason."
 * Strife/Nimbus: "That's because that treassure could've enabled me to restore Nimbary back to it's glory.... I never counted on him to try and kill me, nor Stratus to be generous enough to take me here. With that, I owe my life to him."
 * Icky: ".... So, where exactly is Nimbary-"
 * Strife-Nimbus: "I'll ask the questions! Chummer, what is the reason for exposing our sanctum?"
 * Chummer: "Well, it's kinda related to our new Storm King dillemma. That Ape-Saytr made good on his threat to get even and went after Equestria again."
 * Strife-Nimbus: "Not surprising. He was always a vengeful sort. But that only partically explains why they're here."
 * Chummer: "Well.... They, kinda need our help with him this time around. He's after Tempest."
 * Strife-Nimbus: "..... (Sighs), I warned Stratus that the Storm King doesn't fall so easily. He survived worse then what he was put through in the past. He's like a giant hairy cockaroach."
 * Chummer: "So, I hoped to take these guys to Stratus."
 * Strife-Nimbus: "He's away on a mission to stop an Orc Horde from invading the Deerlands. He might not be back in time to respond to you all."
 * Icky: "But you guys will still help us, right?"
 * Strife-Nimbus: "Yes, but only with Stratus avaluable. The Guardian Elders are.... Strict, about us doing anything without his presence. Espeically cause of his father in that council. He wants Stratus to be able to resolve every single thing of concern to the Guardians. Personally, a lot more work could've been done if we didn't always have to wait for Stratus every once in a while."
 * Icky: "Tch, no wonder we keep coming back here to save Equestria from THE THOUNDSONS OF OTHER THREATS YOU GUYS PROBULY SHOULD'VE LONG COVERED?!"
 * Strife-Nimbus: "I understand your.... Disappointment, and believe me, Stratus would love to have the guardians do more than just keep our fight with the likes of the Storm King, but unless the Elders desided that we do more then just deal with The Storm King, it's out of our hands."
 * Lord Shen: "..... (Quietly to the other lougers) Note to ourselves, everyone. Let's see if we can fix this political debacle with the Guardians of Harmony after we attend with the Storm King issue."
 * The Lougers agreed.
 * Strife-Nimbus: "But, to not let you go empty-handed, I will offer directions to find Stratus during his mission. Knowing him, he's probulity already fighting the Orc Horde leader in a litteral blaze of Glory."
 * Spike: "Define, litteral blaze of glory."
 * Strife-Nimbus: "Let's just say.... I hope any foe of his, has very good fire insurance, especially since many of our warriors have pyrokinesis."
 * SpongeBob:... (He looks the word up in a dictionary)... Ohhh! Well, ouch!
 * Squidward: "Well if that's true, then I hate to be those Orcs right now."
 * Strife-Nimbus: Relax. They are as merciful as they can, depending upon the warrior fighting. Come with me. You must speak your wishes to the Elders. If you want our aid, then you need to earn their trust. Especially you, Capper!
 * Capper: Hmmph! I can see you didn't change much since you left Stormy!
 * Strife-Nimbus: Some habits don't normally die hard. Now let's move.
 * Twilight: (They arrived as they saw countless councilors of differing mythical creatures circling in a room similar to the courtroom of Harry Potter 5, only with more native features)... Far out!
 * Starry Horse: Chummer! Nimbus! Why I ask are these strangers here?
 * Strife-Nimbus: They are foreigners. They have come claiming to wish to stop Storm King, claiming to have done it before.
 * Three-Eyed Cyclops: Hmm. I see. But they look like they're not good at heroism.
 * Bicorn: I don't know, Triskelion! That's not what their minds say! They are apparently otherworldly legends. Though, ones that are laughable at that.
 * Equestrian Unicorn: And SOME of them seem to come from Equestria. (Sighs) I can't seem to remember much since I left to save this universe from annihilation and got my fancy mark.
 * Twilight: NO WAY! You got a fancy mark, too?
 * Unicorn:... Why, yes. Why?
 * Twilight: Just met a pony with a fancy mark recently. Anyway, we were told you tangoed with Storm King before.
 * Almiraj: We have. But since he grew stronger and outwitted our skills and strategy, battling us so much to predict our moves, we had to hide as his forces adapted as he did. He exiled us here, and he has an ally here that ensures we stay out of his way. And trust me... He ALWAYS knows what we do.
 * Qilin: So, if you feel like you can take this threat, then maybe we'll consider helping you. However, we may have to lead down some terms of your stay.
 * Capper: Shoot, my good Qilin!
 * Icky: "JUST GETTING THAT OUT THERE! NO BLOOD SACRIVICES OR ANY FREAKY BODY PART LOSS SHIT YOU WOULD DO?!"
 * Bicorn: "..... We have none of those sort've things."
 * Icky: ".... Okay, good."
 * Discord: Yeesh, Ickster, I'm sure they'd NEVER stoop to THAT level. Back when I was evil, I tended to do that as a way to prank people, as no violence was apparent.
 * White Horse: Yes, the infamous yet reformed Discord is with you. I could smell your chaos energy from here.
 * Discord: Guilty as charged.
 * Qilin: Now, onto the ground rules: Now that you know where we are, you must not reveal it to anyone.
 * Phil: We never planned on it. With Storm King running amuck, you'd definitely need your secret being safe with us. So, our lips are sealed!
 * Qilin: Splendid.
 * Starry Horse: Second term: If you have our aid, you are required to earn our trust and support by helping us with whatever threatens us.
 * Shenzi: PBBBBBT, easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy! We're the Shell Lodge Squad! Protecting mythical worlds, especially the likes of Mythos, is our specialty.
 * Aries: Heh, you all seem pretty accepting.
 * Arion: Indeed. We thought it sounded like a lot of effort. Then again, we didn't expect an army's worth of heroes, and so much you'd normally never fit in a single room.
 * Pang Bing: It's nothing we haven't heard before. Trust us.
 * Sleipnir: (Thor-like accent and Chris Helmsworth voice) And next, you must follow our guidance and our rules. And in case that is too troublesome, you are allowed to prove yourselves to us if you are to show you're good enough. You seem too nonsensical for our tolerance.
 * Boss Wolf: Wow, Thor-voice, THAT'S what we call a lot of effort. We-
 * Soothsayer: We shall not fail to prove it. (Boss Wolf was shocked) Everyone, we must do what we can for them if they are to trust us. We will simply have to roll with it. We cannot stop them from being hesitant. After all, we do not necessarily have a flawless and responsible track record.
 * Bubbha: Well, thanks for being the voice of reason!
 * Icky: "Aw come on, Sooth, our record's not THAT flimsy!"
 * History Sprite showed up.
 * History Sprite: "Well let's see what your hero records have to say about that. (She opens a scroll)... Well, in my opinion, you seem to abuse higher powers like that of time lords, albeit for understandable reasons like unfixable situations, so that is not much of a pet peeve. But you also have a habit of being mean-spirited to each other, irresponsible, you get yourselves in dilly-dallies, the sponge is responsible for terrorism in the non-traditional and more innocent sense, the starfish seems too dumb to live, the squid is pretty mean and is beaten down by karma, BTW, gimme an appointment for my Karma Fairy friend to not cause mischief, the panda has a long history of egotism and incompetence, and Gazelle? Well, there is absolutely no complaints besides you winning too easily, as your power has been shared by other warriors in the past and even THEY have been debunked even with the power of the legendary Lightflies and Mothrons, many of you are clumsy, flawed, incompetent, have a long record of failures of losing the Princesses of Heart, though it's no big deal as you did your best, and... Well, let's be honest, we'll be here all day if I go on with your flimsies! So, you must understand why you must prove yourselves worthy of our trust.
 * Monoceros: Historia is correct. We need to trust you can pull this off, because Storm King didn't do this for this long without cutting corners. He is a NOTORIOUS strategist. Takes after his infamous father, which I have just read has passed away. Now, Storm King is honoring his name by using his staff.
 * Discord: We kinda got the idea. He told us himself before he captured us. His father was apparently a notorious tyrant who couldn't be stopped. Now that he's dead, Storm King's no doubt gonna be the same unless we do something about it.
 * Puss: So yes, amigos, you must understand why we need the aid of people who have tangoed with him more times than naught.
 * Gazelle: We will do what we can to earn your trust. In fact, we can do it right now. Is there anything causing trouble here in particular?
 * Starry Horse: Well... There is the Boggart crime lord Septimus Croft, but-
 * Duke: DONE! Let's head out, Lodger- (Lord Shen pulled him right back) OW, OW, OW, OW, OOOOOWWW!!!
 * Lord Shen: He wasn't finished, weasel!
 * Starry Pony:... As I was saying, Septimus is not an easy opponent, even for us. He possesses a relic called The Omniscience Opal. It gives him near-unlimited power, and it's been a challenge for even us to get that from him and an even BIGGER challenge to destroy it without causing singularities. As long as he has that accursed stone, he's essentially unstoppable. I recommend you do not take the risk.
 * Gazelle: Well... I still say we should. If it means getting your full on trust, then I say, trae el reto!
 * Axex: Be careful out there, then! He can shapeshift, AND he can stop you in your tracks before you lay a hand on him.
 * Discord: "Ya know, just to save us a filler-tastic voyage, I would like to ask for a picture of the guy."
 * Histora give him just that.
 * Discord: "..... Be right back. (Teleports out)."
 * Septimus was seen with the Opal having a meeting with his various misfit minions.
 * Septimus: "All right, gentlemen. I gathered you all here today to talk about a big announcment. Today, we're going to make the biggest heist in the history of the world. We are going to- (Discord appeared) (Makes a surprsied face!)..... WHAT IN THE ALICORN GODS?! (Discord grabbed his opal from him, and swallowed it whole)...."
 * Discord did he simpsons burp.
 * Septimus: "Wha.... WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! YOU ATE MY PREVIOUS POWERFUL STONE, YOU MISH-MASH SPARE PARTS COLLAGE?! WHY I OUGHTA- (Discord pokes him, turns him into a baby Boggart, and leaving him to start crying!)"
 * Discord picked him up....
 * Discord: ".... Guys? You may want to consider new careers. (Disappears with Septimus baby.)"
 * Misfit goon 1: "..... Does, that mean the meaning's over?"
 * Misfit goon 2: "....... So, who's up for pizza?"
 * The Misfit Goons agreed to this.
 * Discord appeared with the crying Septimus.
 * Discord: "Here you go. One bouncing baby crime lord ready for time out."
 * Starry Pony: "WHAT IN THE, HOW DID YOU, BUT, BUT, BUT, HOW DID YOU FIND HIM SO QUICKLY?!"
 * Discord: "Innate Draconequus Location Knowledge. I just followed where the Opal was omitting it's power and it lead me to a generic evil crime lair. The rest was history."
 * Axex: "But, but, what about the opal-"
 * Discord: "It was delcious. (Burps again)."
 * White Horse: "...... That Opal..... Was the most powerful and desistating jewel in all of existence...... AND YOU DESTROYED IT BY EATING IT LIKE IT WAS A GRONULA BAR?! JUST LIKE THAT?!"
 * Discord: "Yup. It was a five star meal....."
 * The Lougers and others facepalm-hoof-other apprenaged!
 * Bicorn: "..... Well, your very proefficent, at the least."
 * Cyclops: Heads up, you were DEFINITELY not supposed to eat it!
 * Discord: Oh, what's gonna happen? Am I gonna BLOW UP?!?
 * Cyclops: No, worse. You'll have magically-radiating and explosive diarrhea.
 * Axex: "..... And then THAT blows up."
 * Discord: (A glass shatter was heard and his stomach ached)... Uh... Exqueeze me for a second! (He quickly gives Fluttershy the babifived Septimus and teleported away)....
 * Fluttershy: "..... Ohhh, your actselly kinda cute. Coohie Coohie Coo (Starts playing with Baby Septimus as he giggled!)"
 * The Scourge Imperial Bathroom was seen.
 * Meng Tao was seen  humming to himself holding some news paper, showing that he is answering nature's call.
 * Meng Tao enters the men's room.
 * A teleportation was heard!
 * Meng Tao's voice: "DAHHH?! THE FORMER LEAGE BEAST?! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!.... Oh, have you desided to leave your reform life and join with the Imperial Scourge? Your choas magic will greatly compliment our Anti-Fairies bad karma magic! Togather, we will rule the-"
 * Discord's voice: "BATHROM EMERGENCY?!"
 * Meng Tao's voice: "Wait what?!" (A magical-based sound was heard, and Meng was like this as the chaotic magic explosion was a miniature version of the T2 Judgment Day explosion, turning everything in it's blast radius into something combined with Discord's chaotic scenery, as well as all variants of Wonderland)
 * (Discord): Aahhhhh, bliss!
 * Discord: (He teleported back) WHEW! That felt good!
 * Twilight:... What did you do?
 * Discord: Took the magical diarrhea to the Scourge Imperial Base. Should I fix it?
 * Lord Shen: Yes, you most certainly should!
 * Discord:... I dunno, my magic combined with that Opal is not gonna be easy to cleanse. It COULD provide a quarantine from any BIONICLE inhabitants at their mercy, but as far as I know, nobody got hurt..... Apart from the Scourge Imperials, but, they're jerks anyway.
 * Merlin: "..... And I thought Deadpool was needlessly chaotic with trying to keep our adventures from doing "Fillery" side missions."
 * Discord: "Oh, he's a close second. A very good close second, but I'm the original choas master here."
 * Strife Nimbus stared blankly at Chummer who nerviously laughs.....
 * Strife Nimbus: "..... (Sarcasticly) Fine choices indeed."
 * Chummer: ".... At least, they get the job done quickly? (Nerviously laughs)."
 * Strife Nimbus sighs....
 * Strife Nimbus: "..... No offence, misfits, but you all are in DIRE need of proper disaplene!"
 * Discord: "Oh come on, I destroyed the opal and captured baby Don Notagoblin, didn't I?"
 * Starry Horse: Yes, but you lack self-control. Your relocation had jeopardized other innocents.
 * Discord: Eh, they're robots!
 * Kowalski: They're bio-androids! They still count as living people!
 * Starry Horse: Exactly. So, this good deed does not merit you our trust.
 * Lord Shen: "...... (To Discord) IDIOT?! (POUNCES ONTO DISCORD AND STARTED TO BEAT HIM UP?!)"
 * Discord: "OW, OW, STOP IT, OWWWW?! YOUR HAND-WINGS ARE COLD, YOOOOOOOOW?!"
 * Gazelle:... (Sighs) Well, guys, we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, by defeating Storm King with limited assistance.
 * Thunderclap: "What the, all this way for nothing?! WELL YOU OLD FUCKERS ARE MIGHTY UNGRATEFUL!?"
 * The Elders gasped!
 * Chummer started to wear a paper bag onto his head in embarrisment.
 * Thunderclap: "I MEAN, COME ON?! WE GOT YOU THE UGLY CRIME BOSS GUY, DIDN'T WE?! SHOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY AT ALL?! ALSO, YOU DIDN'T EXACTLY WARNED HIM ABOUT WHAT EATING A STUPIID SHINY MAGICAL STONE DOES?! ISN'T THAT YOUR OWN FAULTS?! YOU GUYS ARE MISERABLE, OLD, FUCKTARDS?!"
 * Trixie hid herself into her hat.
 * Twilight: "(Nerviously laughs), Oh that Thunderclap! He takes too much from Icky! We'll, We'll just be on our way then! Byyyyye!"
 * Twilight teleports the group out!
 * Cyclops: "..... Every, single, threat, prior and post Storm King, lost, to the likes of them?"
 * Axex: "It's either they don't make villains like they used to, or it's that any random imbacile can be a hero these days."
 * The Elders began to leave.
 * Strife Nimbus: "(Sighs)..... Your heart was in the right place, Chummer. You simply didn't count on them to be.... Chaotic. (Leaves)."
 * Chummer looked down in sadness.
 * The heroes were about to leave.
 * Capper: "Well THAT ended poorly! We didn't even get to see Stratus at all!"
 * Chummer's voice: "HOW COULD YOU ALL EMBARRIS ME LIKE THAT!?"
 * Chummer was stomping down!
 * Chummer: "I really wanted to help you guys with your problem, but you give the elders nothing but reasons to be unsure about you guys?! AND YOU MADE IT WORSE BY INSULTING THEM?!"
 * Icky: "Don't be too disappointed. Your not the first one to get a dumb first impression of us."
 * Chummer: "That sort've thing happened before?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "70 or 90 times, as a matter of fact."
 * Chummer: "........ My reputation as a Guardian is ruined?! (Looks angerly at Capper)..... WAS THIS PART OF A REVENGE PLOY TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD AT MY NEW LIFE OVER THAT ONE BETRAYAL?!"
 * Capper: "Hey now, I'm as surprised as you are that they're this wacky! I didn't think they would pull that stunt!"
 * Chummer: You know what? I gave you a chance, but your 'friends' just blew it! If Skyranger comes back and berates me for this, it'll be YOUR fault! Just... Just do all of Questra a favor, and just not show your humiliating mouths, beaks, or whatever, in public, or learn to think before you speak! YOU DON'T WANNA TRUST ME?!? THEN, FINE!!! DON'T!!! YOU DIDN'T NEED ME FOR MUCH ANYWAY!!! (He stormed off into his room)
 * Gazelle:... (Sighs) Aye dios mio! You all are so random in your first impressions, and you just disappointed new acquaintances!
 * ???: Oh, don't mind Chummer, he's always like that! (An elaphocentaur came in)
 * Discord: Whoa! Deer-centaur!
 * Twilight: An elaphocentaur, to be specific.
 * Elaphocentaur: My apologies. I am Sagitar. I am among the warriors for the Guardians. It's just... I couldn't help overhearing your conversation with Chummer. He's just a little... sensitive about when people don't trust him since that's what he put up with since he renounced his life as a thief. He couldn't show himself in public without anyone not wanting anything to do with him. Even as an invaluable spy, he's still shunned.
 * Capper: Understatement of the millennia!
 * Sagitar: Look... Stratus won't be back for quite some time. So, if you want, I can introduce you to the warriors here while you wait for him.
 * Icky: "Look, tempting, but, we really should be amscraying. The poor guy's upset with us already, and I don't think the other guardians would be quick to welcome us should they heard on how we interected with their bosses."
 * Sagitar: "I see. Your heroes that know you made a mistake and wish to avoid aggrevating things. Very well. I won't force you into this."
 * Trixie: "Look, Thunderclap's very sorry about berating the elders, he just didn't responded well to their final desidtion."
 * Sagitar: "Well, reguardless, it's still a good thing you captured Septamus. Better to have an imperfect capture as suppose to not have captured him at all."
 * The heroes were about to leave, but Capper stayed behind.
 * Capper: "..... Listen, Sagitar, if you can, can you put up a good word for me to Chums that I didn't planned on those guys being crazy for petty revenge? I may had been upset on that he double-crossed me, but I'm not that pitiful about it! If you can, tell him that it was just the Lougers and friends being.... Well, NOT like the Guardians of Harmony."
 * Sagitar: "I can't garrentie that it'll mend his heart quickly, but I'll offer him the food for thought."
 * Capper: Good. I'll see if the Lodgers can stay. After all... A few of them look like they don't wanna go. Especially the adorable yellow pony. (Fluttershy was petting some bunnies, jackalopes, and wolpertingers and sighed)...
 * Sagitar:... Well, yes, Questra does have some to offer to someone who loves to look at wonder at it's finest. I wish you luck, Cappy. (They left)
 * Feonix: (A whole array of recognizable and unrecognizable mythical creatures were seen lounging and training)... Well, s***! The Elders had a very awkword run in with the famous Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Chummer: And they TOTALLY embarrassed me! And they call themselves heroes?
 * Feonix: "Well, not every hero has to be absolutely perfect. Sometimes, they're people like the Lougers or Like Discord. I mean, give them credit, in a rather, rushed and sloppy way, they captured Septimus."
 * Chummer: BUT THEY ALSO INSULTED THE ELDERS?! Granted, mainly the pterasaur, but..... (Sighs) What has this world come to, Virtue?
 * Feonix (Virtue): Your guess' as good as mine. The world, and the UUniverses in general, are unpredictable that way. Not every hero is going to be as organised or disapleaned as the Guardians of Harmony. But give them this: As least they used their over-used powers for good. And at least they get the job done.... In albeit, unconventional ways.
 * Kitsune: Yes, my friend. Not everyone is as pure of heart or noble of mind as your average warrior. Heck, you don't need any of those things to be a hero. It's the deeds that make you a hero.
 * Dracaena: I can agree with Trikto on that one. The UUniverses don't revolve around a single person. Especially you. You should know that since Stratus took sorrow on you.
 * Chummer: (Sighs) Don't remind me, Grace! (He sits and rests like a cat)... I just... I just need some time to myself.
 * Female Anthropomorphic Tanuki: (Idina Menzel voice, yet Japanese accent) Don't let their antics get your hopes down, Chummer! (She sits with Chummer)... It's not like they can cause the end of the world with one simple honest rant. Espeically since it merely came from one easily provokable individal that doesn't always speak for them in the grand sceame of things. Also, our elders were abit too, traditional to really see their potaintional buried in their..... Lack of proper disopleane or grander consideration for their actions. So it's not like the Elders entirely didn't deserve the desrespect. I wouldn't call them an entirely bad choice. Just, wildly imperfect. The one called Applejack learned fairly recently that a simple and straight-forward honest opinion can hurt you. And she wasn't the one who made the blunt opinion. She learned it the hard way when her way of life was directly insulted, right after she did the same to ponies in fashion.
 * Chummer: But... But hon, it's too clear that the others need to learn that lesson, too. I was hoping they already did, but now I know the truth.
 * Tanuki: Nobody's perfect, Chummer! Not even the Lodgers. Each one of them range in personality. You can't expect all of them to be strong and noble. Why, some of them actselly used to be villains before the Lougers gave them a chance to be better then their origins. Like how Stratus did for you. And even then, it's obvious they still have imperfections to fix. Like the saying goes: Canterlot wasn't buildt in a day. You just need to bring hope that they can be the heroes you expected them to be. Not entirely, but still. After all, the Storm King wasn't the biggest challenge for the Mane Six when he attacked. Twilight was having a friendship crisis of her own when trying to fight him off. After all she had to put up with when trying to stop Storm King, she couldn't put up with Capper's tricks, distractions like Seaquestria's parties, and even tried to steal the Pearl to try and offer a chance of Equestria's survival, and it almost murdered her friendship.
 * Chummer:... Seriously?
 * Tanuki: Seriously. Twilight was too desperate to protect, she forgot what makes friendship make it all worthwhile. She was so aggravated at her friends for being 'careless' and 'not taking the mission seriously by trusting con artists and having parties', that she said the wrong words. But, eventually, she healed the wounds she tore into herself, and everypony lived happily ever after. Now, it's clear that we and the Lodgers need to do the same.
 * Chummer:... You know... You really are the smartest person I ever met, Senshi. (The two hugged)... I suppose I can offer forgiveness. But... It's gonna take me a while to forgive them.
 * Sagitar: (He arrives) Chummer? Can we talk?
 * Chummer: If it's about the Lodgers, don't bother!
 * Sagitar:... Senshi? Wow, you are a good girlfriend.
 * Senshi: All in a day's work. After all, it is my instinct as a Guardian to help the less-fortunate. After all, it's what my mother would've wanted out of me.
 * Sagitar: "Well, it was only half of what I wanted to say. The Lougers and the others are going to leave in feeling that they embarrised themselves to badly."
 * Virtue: ".... Well, give them credit, at least they know when to avoid being aggrovators and leave when not appresiated."
 * Selkie: Heck, given what you said about the crisis Twilight's having, I can't help but feel she's still upset over it.
 * Winged Wolf: I agree. Heck, I don't think she trusts even HERSELF with the mission of stopping the Storm King. I feel they'll need encouragement, and more than just a lesson of common courtesy.
 * Sak: (Sara Michelle Geller voice) Well, I feel we should help them. After all, they look like they need guidance from this world's best fighters.
 * Yali: I couldn't agree more.
 * Winged Lion: (Liam Neeson voice) Me neither. As one with an instinct of wisdom, we must give the unenlightened their first step. However, we must remember that Stratus is still out with Lascaux, Blaze, Flamsteed, and Mounty. We cannot do this without his consent. Nor that of his dad in the elder council. You know how Stratu's old man feels about his son not seeing the action head on.
 * Sagitar: "Oh indeed. I could barely count the many threats we could've long congured in places like Equestia if we weren't restricted to having to make sure Stratus sees it for himself. Speaking of which.... I wonder how he and the others are doing?"

(Later...)
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?!?
 * Stratus: I mean no!
 * Tigress:... You're joking, right? We're offering to keep this tyrant off your back, and you just say no, just like that?
 * Stratus: You must understand, Storm King has been adapting to our strategies since the beginning. As we fought him, we didn't discover until it was too late that he was learning our moves, and has thus gotten so used to us, he can predict what each one of us can do. When he almost destroyed us back in 2016, and almost murdered my father, we had no choice but to agree to his one term of surrender: Never try and get in his way again. And so, we live in exile.
 * SpongeBob:... (He and Patrick laughed)... You serious?
 * Stratus: I never kid around, Sponge. Besides, another threat of ours was paid a hundred million bits to ensure we never leave, or, well, we suffer his wrath. (The Lodgers continued laughing)
 * Duke: CAN YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS?!? THEY TURNED COWARD BECAUSE OF SOME JOKE?!? (They laughed)
 * Starry Pony: SIIIILEEEEEEEENNCE!!!! (Everyone stopped laughing)... This is NOT a joke, you simpletons! Storm King is too smart, good, and tough for us now! He's used to our strategies and maneuvers. We didn't know until it was too late that he was studying us every time we fought.
 * Almiraj: AND WE FOUGHT EVERY WEEK!!! We still feel stupid that he made a plan every week just to study us! It explained all too well why it felt like he was letting us win, even if it wasn't on purpose.
 * Bicorn: So, yes, we must heed to their orders, or Storm King's brother, Thunder King, will have us destroyed. And trust me, they DO remember where they left off since 2016.
 * SpongeBob: THEN WORK AROUND IT!
 * Historia: Uh, how stupid are you? The Thunder King, WATCHES US!!! What do you think magic is?
 * Cirrus: Historia, what did we say about speaking unprofessionally?
 * Historia:... To not to.
 * Cirrus: Yes. And for ignoring me, you are suspended for the next day. (Historia brooded and buzzed away)... But yes, she does have a point. His crystal ball keeps us from doing anything about it. He's practically watching us right now. Thus, we had to do missions not involving Storm King, or this place is destroyed.
 * Rainbow Dash: COME ON! YOU ALL ARE JUST GOING TO LET THAT JACKASS TELL YOU WHAT TO DO?!? YOU'VE GOT THE MAGIC OF A THOUSAND SUNS, AND YOU DON'T JUST USE IT TO BLAST THAT THUNDER KING AWAY?!?
 * Arion: Lower your tone, Ms. Dash! He's absorbed half of that power to ensure we don't go far, and thus he can use it against us.
 * Rainbow Dash: You guys have a choice to make! You can't just let these threats get to you! By your logic, you're HALF a match for Thunder King! You have to be awesome again!
 * Celaeno: Exactly. We thought WE were hopeless against Storm King, and then Rainbow Dash told us that there was nothing stopping us from leaving his servitude, and go back to being sky pirates again! So, it's up to you to take the risk! Let's tell you about it! (They sang this)
 * Cirrus: "ENOUGH OF YOUR SONG?! (The Singing Stopped). I'm sorry, but.... This is out of our hands now."
 * Icky: "AHHHHH, YOU DORKS ARE A BUNCH OF CHICKENS?! I would've liked it better if it was just you got too caught up fighting orc hordes, but nope! It's because your afraid of a bunch of yeti-eqsed goatmen! That's..... That's just sad!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Our apologies for ever darkening your hallways of cowerdice, then, gentlemen."
 * Po: Okay, you're SO not going Croc and Ox on us! You're seriously protecting this world by not protecting it? If we all fight together- (A magic wave was heard)
 * Starry Pony: Then Thunder King will kill EVERYONE IN QUESTRA!
 * Po:... Well, a sneak attack, then. We get to Thunder and then-
 * Almiraj: And then we'll be struck by lightning, by that unstoppable bastard!
 * Po: Nothing's unstoppable except for me from stopping- Yadda, yadda, yadda!
 * Rainbow Dash: JUST BE AWESOME AGAIN, IS THAT SO HARD?!? (They ended up tussling for a while comically)
 * Celaeno:... Guys, you can't hide like this forever!
 * Cirrus: We'd like to see you get us OUT! (They continued for a while as Rainbow Dash ended up getting out from a daze)
 * Rainbow Dash:... You guys see that? THAT'S an example of being awesome!
 * Po: Took the words outta my mouth!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, duh!
 * Po: COME ON, Whatever happened to being the greatest heroes in this world?
 * Unicorn: The only hero here is a dead one! (They tussled once more until the Starry Pony stopped it all with a stronger magic shockwave)
 * Starry Pony: YOU ALL ARE DISMISSED IMMEDIATELY! We are NOT going anywhere! The Guardians of Harmony are dead!...
 * Po: ".... Ya know what? FINE! YOU GO AHEAD AND BASK IN THE SUNLIGHT OF SHAME, WITH A CHANCE OF RAINY WEATHER OF SORROW?!"
 * Earl: "Followed by windy conditions of lameness!"
 * Unicorn: And a hailstorm of despair.
 * Bicorn: Seriously, Halo?
 * Unicorn (Halo): Oh, come on, any of you would've said it!
 * Po: We'll deal with this Thunder King for you! And prove once and for all to those in Questra who are hungry for justice and honor, THAT THE GUARDIANS STILL LIVE! Good day to you, sirs, and/or madams!
 * The Lougers and other heroes stormed out.
 * Stratus realised that he made a mistake......
 * Stratus: "...... Lougers, wait! (The group quickly stopped)....... Rude as your words were..... You made a good point. What good is being a hero if a bunch of apey satyrs can push us around. Well I say, damn the Thunder King, I aim to do what is right! (The other warrior members backed up Stratus)...."
 * Cirrus: "Son?! What are you doing?! The Thunder King was VERY spefific about-"
 * Stratus: "I'm calling for the Liability Shutdown Protocal!"
 * The Elders gasped!
 * Discord: "..... A-what now?"
 * Strife Nimbus: "The Liability Shutdown Protocal is a system deisgned to temporary shutdown the Elder Council's power when they are proven unreliable! It puts the Guardians under Martical Law by the best warrior in the group, which is Stratus."
 * Cirrus: ".... DON'T, YOU, DARE USE THAT PROTOCAL ON US?! WE ARE ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR OUR GROUP'S LONGIVITY?!"
 * Stratus: "What good is longivity if it means wickedness goes unanswered?"
 * Cirrus: "...... YOUR GROUNDED?!"
 * Stratus: "I'm not a kid anymore, father! And you can stay and be a cowerd all you want! Because the rest of us are doing something right! (The group leaves with the Lougers). (Discord was walking backwords and giving them two litteral birds on where his middle fingers were.)"
 * Cirrus was still awestrucked.
 * Ephemeris: "..... Okay, who's bright idea was it, to event a protocal designed to disable the Elder Council?!"
 * Master Triskelion: "...... Cirrus'......."
 * Cirrus: "......... Son......."
 * Illustris: "...... So, who wants Pizza? My treat."

(Thunder's Defeat)
 * Thunder: (He was looking through a crystal ball seeing a lot of the battlefield as the heroes ended up distracting him through his limited view through the Crystal Ball, until the Guardians, SpongeBob, Twilight, both with Keyblades, and Gazelle, came in) WHAT?!?
 * Twilight:... It worked like a charm!
 * Thunder: (He noticed the Keyblades)... Those... Those blades... They're the same as- (In his mind, he saw a pony of ancient past wielding one such)... No, NO, NO, NO!!! (He creates a powerful energy ball and throws it at them)... YOU KEYBLADE WIELDERS WILL NOT DO ME IN THIS TIME!! (The ball stopped)... WHAT?!? (This happened)
 * Thunder:... No, no, no nononononononono! I CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN?! (He teleported away in a puff of smoke onto a large mountain, as they rebounded it back and he smacked it back)... YOU ALL ARE NOT DOING ME IN!!! (He cast lightning at them as they dodged rapidly)... HMMPH!! I'M DONE WITH KEYBLADERS!!! LAST TIME, I WAS ALMOST KILLED, SO I'M DONE FIGHTING FAIR OR STARTING SMALL! (He casts a powerful storm cloud around his mountain as it obscured his location and he cackled wildly, and everywhere the storm covered was affected with thorny vines as the heroes noticed)
 * Fluttershy: What's going on? (Stratus crashed near them)...
 * Stratus:... I knew this would happen! Showing Keyblades to him didn't scare him away! It made him more than that!
 * Rainbow Dash: What do you mean?
 * Stratus: He... He was almost killed by a Keyblade Wielder decades prior!
 * Spyro: There were Keyblades here?
 * Stratus: You DO know about the fact we had a Keyhole here, right? He was trying to use it for evil, but though he was stopped and, again, nearly killed, the Keyhole was lost before it could be locked.
 * Spyro:... Yes, and I have heard about Purple Dragons having a presence here.
 * Fluttershy: So that's how it came into Death Coffin's possession!
 * Senshi: And Keyblade Wielders have been wielded by countless otherworldly warriors since the beginning of time. So, yeah, he's sworn to be more brutal when handling something out of his league.
 * Duke: Well, too bad for him, Gazelle is not an easy foe to best!
 * Strife-Nimbus: Let's hope that's the case! (The heroes continued on as they fought through and eventually made it to Thunder King, but discovered it was cloudy dummy)
 * ???: I DIDN'T KNOW THE UNITER PRINCESS EXISTED! BUT I WILL NOT ALLOW MYSELF TO FALL IN THE HANDS OF SUCH!!! THEY SAY SHE COULDN'T BE STOPPED?!? THAT'S BECAUSE SHE NEVER EXISTED UNTIL NOW! LET'S SEE IF THEY ARE TRUE, AS YOU DEAL WITH ME, IN ALL THE POWERS OF TARTARUS!! (He transforms)
 * Po: DUCK!! S***'S GETTING REAL!!!
 * The Thunder King was seen turning into...... A Giant Dragon Goat.
 * Icky: "..... Did he..... Just turn into..... A Dragon Goat?"
 * Stratus: "Well, he IS a Satyr after all, so, it makes sense." (They continued to fight as he held them back with his raw storming thunderous power, cackling)
 * Gazelle: EVERYONE, WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER! HIS POWER IS OVERWHELMING! EVEN THE UNITER CAN'T HOLD IT BACK!!!
 * Stratus: WELL, THIS IS THE LAND WITH THE STRONGEST MAGIC, SO SINCE YOU KNOW THIS IS HALF, YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS AS A WHOLE... If it's used for evil, that is!
 * Gazelle: JUST HELP ME!! (Stratus made his warcry as the Guardians went into action, and the Lodgers held them back however they could)
 * Thunder King: "YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY LIFE?!"
 * Fluttershy: "If it helps, we don't want to end your life! We just want you to leave the Guardians alone!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Fluttershy, remember who that guy's related to?! Chances are high he won't give a rat's ass of what our intentions are?!"

Return to Seaquestria
Seaquestria 20 seconds later...
 * Icky:... Well, shoot my beak and call me Daffy, the producers of the show FINALLY decided to add a non-comic/book sea society to their show continuity.
 * Thunderclap: "Wait, but, didn't our series priorly stated that Merponies were the only rulers of the sea? Cause where were THESE guys and those other sea ponies if the contridition was true?!"
 * ???: Actually, those are a related chain to us. (Novo and Skystar came in)
 * Queen Novo: Though some of us were originally hippogriffs, we know that these seaponies were both created by the same Alicorn Goddess of the Sea herself, Princess Maricolous. We are just more capable of harnessing Alicorn sea magic that we are more bonded to the sea than others. Also, there are other relatives like the literal sea horses as well as the mermares.
 * Skystar: Heck, the last pony to rule this place knew the residents of Equantica long before Discord's curse.
 * Fluttershy: Really? Wait... You know them?
 * Queen Novo: We, or at least Seaquestria, were allied with them is more like it. All the other sea communities like Coltlantis and Aquastria share a connection to us. Equantica was just one of the unlucky missing allies, and one of which had a great influence from us. We are currently helping them rebuild what was lost since they were cast out of the Equestrian sea.
 * Fluttershy: And how that's been going?
 * Skystar: You've no doubt seen what we did with the place. We made it as beautiful as Princess Maricolous would want with it.
 * Twilight:... Can you tell me a bit about this Alicorn God?
 * Queen Novo: Well, funny thing is, she's an ancestor to Queen Oceanous since she had a mortal relationship in her late days. But now her soul is under our protection since she was killed during the Chaos Wars. She still lives in the Pearl that fuels the pearls I cast spells with like the Pearl of Transformation that allow me to utilize sea magic for any purpose like shifting our hippogriff allies into seaponies and give them the ability to adapt to it, allowing me to turn air-breathing creatures into sea creatures.
 * Spike: And you DO know that we dragons are naturally amphibious since we have sea relatives, right?
 * Skystar: Yes, but babies start out with a limited lung capacity, hence why you needed a bubble helmet.
 * Spike: And why was I turned into a fish when I visited Equantica?
 * Queen Novo: Because Hasbro deems you as comic relief.
 * Spike: (Sternly) Any LESS insulting reasons?
 * Skystar: Well, again, whoever gave it to you must've figured it took less energy to turn you into a fish than a sea dragon.
 * Icky: Was the logic the same when you did that to him?
 * Queen Novo: In a way, yes. Turning land folk into sea folk is complicated magic, even with an item as great as the Pearl of Transformation. Land Dragon to Sea Dragon conversion is, a magically-expensive process, even to baby dragons.
 * Rainbow Dash: Man, this complicated magic mumbo-jumbo is hurting my head. Magic is never straightforward anywhere I go!
 * Skystar: Trust us, even IF we live in symbiosis with Alicorn sea magic, we hardly understand magic. Then again, that's for the best. It'd be boring if we used magic to solve all our problems.
 * Fluttershy:... How is your relationship with Marenia since they returned?
 * Skystar: Well, I was told she was living in Destiny Islands with her husband, and their child I consider a very good friend. We have a portal hidden within a coral reef to allow us access between worlds. Sentient underwater life mainly come from Destiny Islands, whereas that which is found here normally isn't.
 * Fluttershy: I know. They are SO adorable. (She interacts with fish as they swam around her and she giggles) They sometimes tickle, too.
 * Icky: And here, I thought Twi was supposed to be banished from this place because of going beyond even Patrick stupid and trying to steal the pearl.
 * Twilight: HEY, I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE!
 * Applejack: But I wouldn't say inaccurate.... But, now that I think about it.... That is a good point. Why aren't you mad that we're back?
 * Queen Novo: "Well, your Princess Celestia convinced me to believe that what happened in that little..... Incident, would've been avoided if I hadn't refused to help so easily. That incident was partially, my fault. I allowed my fear of the Storm King's retailiation onto my people blind me that the right thing was more important than self-preservation. Well this time, I'm done being afraid of that immature brute. This time, we are going to be a real aide to Equestria..... And, not through my daughter risking another grounding." (Skystar nervously laughed)
 * Twilight: But, onto the task at hand. Do you know why we're here?
 * Queen Novo: Indeed. Storm King seems to be alive after his sister brought him back, and now he's got his father's staff and is trying to target us again since we helped you back in late 2017 to finish us off. And given how much magic is being sucked up and tainted, I think it's only a matter of time before- (Suddenly, tremors were heard)
 * (Storm King): I HAVE YOU NOW, NOVO! YOU, THE PEARL, AND YOUR HIPPOGRIFF SUBJECTS ARE MINE!
 * Skystar: Oh, crap!
 * Spike: HOW THE HECK DID SHE FIND US?!?
 * Merlin: I have no idea, but I feel we need to evacuate!
 * Novo: I don't think so! Since Hippogrifia was destroyed, I cannot risk losing another kingdom, ESPECIALLY if it's of a very prosperous and important kingdom. Storm King has already destroyed enough as it is!
 * Icky: Well, what choice do we have? He's been ravaging any place we went to trying to find us. No doubt this will end up the same.
 * Fluttershy: NO! I won't allow this beautiful place to suffer the same fate! (Everyone was surprised by her sudden burst of confidence)
 * Shenzi:... Oh, boy!
 * Twilight: Fluttershy, I'm sure we can-
 * Fluttershy: No! I'm tired of watching innocents be hurt! If THIS goes down, we might as well go down with them!
 * Rarity: Fluttershy, dear, that's a little TOO confident!
 * Fluttershy: Is it? I'm sure the Pearl of Maricolous can restore what is destroyed.
 * Novo:... She actually makes a good point. Maricolous herself can repair what Storm King destroys, and I can make the right spell work if I have the right pearl.
 * Lord Shen: We know Storm King, and he's not going to let this place be repaired in the case he SHOULD be defeated. He's going to destroy as much as he can at all costs in the hopes they won't be a threat to him. Miss Fluttershy, if you wish to preserve this kingdom, you need to think pragmatically, and I don't think you-
 * Fluttershy: We six will help Novo and Skystar defend the pearls! The rest of you surround the kingdom and hold off the forces!
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Shenzi: Now THAT's pragmatic thinking!
 * Icky: "Hey, I have to give ya some cred, Flutters. It's nice to have you be more proactive and not faint like a fainting goat."
 * Twilight: Well, animals are her greatest strength, so she could be fighting this for more than just the citizens.
 * Rainbow Dash: And since she saved Equantica, she's started to open up to the sea on a spiritual level. So, it's clear she's not going to let this place be trashed.
 * Fluttershy: (With assertively-loud tone) GET MOVING! (While the others skittered of, SpongeBob and Patrick had the same reaction to those words in Shanghaied) Alright, everyone, let's ride the wave, and keep Storm King from getting far! (She and Skystar sang this, with a small lyric from Novo and Pinkie)
 * Fluttershy: (After song) Alright, are all the fish evacuated and in the sanctuary?
 * Seapony Guard: As they'll ever be!
 * Fluttershy: Scenery?
 * Seapony Guard #2: Check!
 * Fluttershy: Furniture and household appliances?
 * Seapony Guard #3: Accounted for!
 * Fluttershy: All seaponies evacuated?
 * Seapony Guard Captain: Checkaroo!
 * Fluttershy: Now the only thing left to get out of here is the Pearl and it's pearl offspring!
 * Twilight: You sure you won't fall for the same trick I used to-
 * Novo: Trust me, I installed a plasm apparatus around the pearls to ensure they aren't stolen again. The Pearl of Maricolous is safe in it's clam. The clam itself is literally impenetrable.
 * Fluttershy: Unless Storm King has the power to crack it open. But we have time to- (Underwater storms were heard, as currents were more active, more bubbles occurred everywhere, and everything was shaking)... Make that 'we're out of time'.
 * Seapony Guard Captain: ALL UNITS, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Let's get those pearls! NOW!
 * Virtue: You got anything for us, Fluts?
 * Fluttershy: Yep. You Guardians will defend the front lines. As for Storm? Someone will have to slow him down!
 * Icky: Leave that to me and Iago! We're GOOD at that s***!
 * Fluttershy: Good! The Lodgers can handle the middle lines. As for me? I'll help keep the Pearls safe! I'll join Novo and Skystar to do so.
 * Novo: You are very bold, Fluttershy. I can see that the tales Equantica tell of you are true.
 * Fluttershy: No time for touchy-feely! We must move!
 * (Storm King): YOU CAN SWIM, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE!!!
 * Fluttershy: (On seashell megaphone) THEN COME ON OUT HERE AND PROVE IT!!
 * (Storm King): IS THAT THE PONY MONSON IS IN LOVE WITH?!? OH, THIS WILL BE FUN!
 * Fluttershy: Come on! They'll be ready soon!
 * Fluttershy: (The Storm King had his troops lined up, and he prepared to give the signal)... (On megaphone shell) NOW! (The Guardians and seapony guards went into action as this music played)
 * Muncher: "Aww, gees, it's only been a few minutes and already our bros are getting whooped?!"
 * Storm King: "Minions..... What can you really do?" (The Guards heard that) NOT TO SAY YOU'RE LIKE COPY PAPER TO ME! I RESPECT THE FALLEN!! NOW DO YOUR JOB!

(Later...)
 * Icky: YEAH?!? WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SOUND LIKE A BIRD CHOKING ON A PEANUT!
 * Iago: YEAH?!? WELL, AT LEAST I DON'T CRACK WEIRD AND DARK JOKES EVERY SECOND HE GETS!
 * Storm King: You two, if this is a way to distra-
 * Icky/Iago: SHUT UP, THIS DOESN'T CONCERN YOU!
 * Storm King: Oh, I apologize... WAIT, WHAT AM I APOLOGIZING FOR?!? (He blasts them through the rock walls in the tight spaces right to the pool entrance of Seaquestria)
 * Iago: (He was burnt and naked)... I hate it when that happens! (He wheezes and slides down)
 * Storm King: CANNONBALL! (He jumps into the pool, casts a bubble helmet to breath, and followed the sea caves with the others following, storming in with his magic)... HEEEEERE'S (He burst in with his forces and Muncher) STORMY!... (All the merponies and everything else was evacuated as everything, including the reef fauna and flora, were gone, and there was just an empty sea cave)... Wha... What gives? (He swam rapidly to Fluttershy as she giggled) Oh, no! NO, YOU DIDN'T!!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, but we did! Played you like a fiddle and cut the strings! Too bad we did, because I feel like singing the sea's saddest song. (With the same smirk she had with Discord in Dungeons and Discords) What'cha gonna do about it, satyr, huh? Come at me, bro! (Storm King got angry and failed to zap her as the portal shut on them)...
 * Muncher:... Sir?
 * Storm King:... HOW?!? HOW WERE THEY PREPARED?!? Those village elders back in New Hippogrifia explicitly told me that they were underneath Mount Aris, and that I needed to follow the seashell trail to the pool entrance exactly!
 * Muncher: Perhaps... Perhaps they warned them beforehand and before we came, and perhaps they know where to find them next.
 * Storm King:... But... I DESTROYED THE PLACE! THEY'RE GONE! THERE'S NO ONE LEFT TO TELL ME! I LOST MY REVENGE!
 * Muncher:... Spongecake? (He ended up getting a literal sponge)... Where the heck did my- (Storm King shocked him) AAAHHHH!!
 * Storm King: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE AND SPENT THIS TIME AND EFFORT SEA SPELUNKING AND WRECKING WHALE S*** FOR NOTHING! SERIOUSLY, I'M SURPRISED WE DIDN'T HEAR CHILDISH SINGING ON THE WAY HERE AND IN EQUESTRIA THE LAST FEW TIMES, BECAUSE EVERYPONY'S CUTESY AND ACTS LIKE F*****G KIDS!!! NOT TO MENTION I LOST TEMPEST AND GRUBBER, THE LATTER OF WHOM SPENT SO MANY BITS ON LONG DATES WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED PIE!!!
 * Muncher: Your highness?
 * Storm King: WHAAAT?!?!?!
 * Muncher: There might still be a few that evacuated somewhere and hiding. Perhaps you should use your magic.
 * Storm King:... (He used his visual senses to locate a few)... Well, would you look at that? Stratus had some relocate to the pure Equestrian lands of Hippogriffinstone. Good work, Muncher.
 * Muncher: Duh, well, all in a day's work, your highness!

(Later...)
 * Fluttershy: (They evacuated to another corner of the sea within a beautiful underwater sanctuary overfilled with sea life of all kinds)... We... We did it!
 * Twilight: Fluttershy, that was AMAZING! You make a GOOD defender against situations like this! Pred would be SO proud of you!
 * Fluttershy: You could say, he washed off on me. (Everyone laughs as the fish cuddled Fluttershy in gratitude)
 * Skystar:... So... Now what?
 * Icky: "Now we just need to make it that we put that goat-monkey in his place for good!"
 * Fluttershy: (Covered in thankful fish) But, we need to have the seaponies in a safe location! We can't leave them here!
 * Novo: Well, luckily for you, I picked this location for a reason! Come with me! (They swam to a hidden grotto where they found something suspicious)... Watch! (She used one of the Pearls to open a portal)
 * Discord: WHOA, NELLY, THAT'S BRIGHT!!!
 * Novo: This is our entry to the sea of Destiny Islands. I'm sure Marenia and Derek's home shores will provide us shelter until Seaquestria is safe.
 * Skystar: It was Harmony's idea, really.
 * Fluttershy: Harmony?
 * Skystar: It's Marenia and Derek's child. She's an eccentric and carefree child. She helped build underwater real estate and safe houses in case of emergency situations like this. Marenia said she named her, by full name, Kindness Harmony Typhoonica, in honor of you.
 * Fluttershy:... Oh, that's so sweet! I have to meet her soon!
 * Skystar: So, you can thank her for thinking ahead. We have the means to be safe while you guys take care of the rest. I'd offered to come along, but... Mom forbid against that. You know what happened after I helped stop Storm King.
 * Icky: "Ahhhh, no biggie, you did your part anyway. This episode's focusing on the newer stuff abit more now."

Saving Tempest And The Bushwoolies/Defeating Valkyrie
Bushwoolia Later... Flashback Present Small Royal Palace Bushwoolia Prison, Later That Night Later...
 * Celaeno:... Here we are, mateys! Bushwoolia! Believe it or not, this place was targeted by Changelings because it is apparently the second biggest container of love on this world.
 * Twilight: That doesn't sound all too bad.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I'm sure they seem harmless enough to interact with.
 * Celaeno: Do remember that they cannot speak English, and they act as groups. They are curious and shy, and they are a little too welcoming.
 * Duke: Then they'll need some help!
 * Thunderclap: Indeed. We'll just need to- (They entered a powerful storm cloud as it caused a lot of damage as Storm King's face formed in the clouds as he laughed, and the airship crashed into a lake, where everyone recovered as, upon reaching the surface, they see a powerful thunderstorm and hard-pouring rain was seen)
 * Alex: HOLY F*****G ASS CRACKERS OF ROBOT CHICKEN!!! STORM KING'S GOING ALL OUT!!
 * Sandy: I THINK WE GOT OTHER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT! WE NEED TO GET TO LAND- (The waves plowed them around as they couldn't get to air, nor use an aqua spell until all except the water-breathers finally drowned)...
 * (SpongeBob): GUYS! GUYS! COME ON, WE CAN MAKE IT... GUUUUYSSS... (Everything faded to black)
 * Twilight: (She woke up with an ice pack on her in a hospital-like hut)... Oh, CELESTIA! Those waves hit hard!... (She woke to discover that small multi-colored fluffy beings with much more cutesy MLP eyes, human-like hands and feet, and spoke in cutesy utterances had healed her, and did the same for her friends, doing CPR, bandaging hurt areas, and outside were Ewok-like village inside treetops, and out there were grounded villages and the lake they drowned in was in the distance, and this music plays)
 * Applejack: What in tarnation?
 * Celaeno: I think we found our cutesy critters.
 * Icky: Hmm. They DO seem to look more detailed than their G1 Ancestors.
 * Twilight:... Well... Thank you for the help, but... We need some help. (The Mane Six and other pony gang got up)... Do you know where we can find Tempest Shadow? (The Bushwoolies stood there silent)... You got no idea what I'm saying, do you?
 * Celaeno: I told you, they don't speak English.
 * Twilight: Sorta thought they only couldn't SPEAK it.
 * Fluttershy: But they are awfully nice. (She pets one of them) And SOOO CUTE!
 * Twilight:... Do they happen to know where Tempest is?
 * SpongeBob: (He came in) Well, they do. They actually locked her and Grubsy up. Apparently, before she could redeem herself, she found out she couldn't speak to them, and they had her sent to a cell for helping Storm King ravage their home.
 * Squidward: And we couldn't speak to them either. But we learned they can shatter the fourth wall, they are as annoying as characters like Orco, Snarf, Scrappy-Doo, and other annoying ass characters, and apparently, they breed like tribbles, and they seem to suffer a lotta household accidents, they don't fear death unless they're threatened with invasion and/or extinction, among other reasons, they can be a little too accepting and loving unless people leave bad reps like Tempest and Stormy, and they seem to be confused of strangers, they can feel little to no pain like Mort, okay, I don't care about telling everything about them, or we're gonna be here all day! If MLP is good at anything, it's stating the obvious, even right after it happens! Seriously, what's up with that?
 * Starlight: Best not to ask too many questions.
 * Missing Link: Heck, they wouldn't even let us near Tempest.
 * SpongeBob: (He and the other ones that got through were at a tree-based prison) Okay, I don't see what the big deal is! Tempest is not a bad guy anymore! (The Bushwoolie Guard made noises aggressively)
 * Squidward:... WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU SAYING?!?
 * Missing Link: Squidward, calm down! I'm sure we can figure this out!
 * Squidward: You know what? Screw negotiating with these little itlings! We're going in anyway!
 * SpongeBob: I don't think that's a good idea!
 * Squidward: Oh, what're they gonna do? Snuggle us to death? (The Bushwoolie stepped on his foot) AAAHHH!! RIGHT IN THE HOUSE FANCY WOUND!!! (The Bushwoolies began to attack them in a similar fashion as Rafael's kids did to Blu and Jewel in Rio as this music played)
 * Bushwoolie Warden: (The heroes fell in front of the leader's feet)... (He made noises that sounded like "ATTACK" as the Bushwoolies got out crossbows, and the heroes were like this)
 * BOOM!
 * Squidward:... Ouch! (The Bushwoolie Warden pointed sternly for them to leave)...
 * Squidward: For small hairballs, they seem pretty ruthless!
 * Icky: "Jesus christ, what did Edgelord Pony do to piss them off this badly that they don't even allow visiting hours!"
 * Sandy:... I think I gotta durn good idea! (She pointed at a nearby area as a female Satyr creature similar to Storm King, except black fur, was seen with his Ape minions slave driving Bushwoolies into making defenses)
 * Female Satyr: YOU CALL THIS FOOLPROOF, YOU MISERABLE RUNTS?!? THIS IS AS AIR-TIGHT AS A PILLOW FORT!!! MY BROTHER'S GONNA WIPE HIS FLOORS WITH YOU UNLESS YOU STEP UP! SO EITHER YOU HAVE THIS PLACE FORTIFIED ENOUGH TO KEEP THOSE LODGERS, HEROES, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, TEMPEST AND ?GRUBBER?, FROM LEAVING BY SUNDOWN, OR I'M GONNA MAKE SURE HE MAKES THIS STORM, PERMANENT!! (A small thunderbird was seen zapping many of the Bushwoolies who cartoonishly turned into static balls of fur)
 * Sandy:... Clearly Stormy's not the only cranky and nutty member of the family.
 * Phil: "(Sees her and falls blindy in love)..... Helll-oooo! Who's that sexy thing?"
 * The Lougers look at Phil.....
 * Phil: ".... Oh come on, we DID found out that they're actselly Satyrs and not yetis after all!"
 * Twilight: "It's a good thing Tempest gifted me a copy of the Storm King's family biograpthy so we would know what to look out for. (Opens up to the Female Satyr's page)..... Here she is.... Her name is The Wooly Queen- (The Heroes laughed)..... Later renamed The Valkyrie Queen for more serious requirement. Occuring to the book, she is very embittered about being subservient to the Storm King after being robbed of the oppertunity to make a name for herself and instead be a stooge to him."
 * Lord Shen: "So I trust this means that The Storm King's clan are not so harmonious with eachother?"
 * Icky: "As already proven by his fatass brother from the Underground."
 * Twilight: Well, her pet thunderbird, Morgen, is her version of Storm King's staff, and acts like an eye-in-the-sky and an unexpected shocker.
 * SpongeBob:... Wait... Maybe we can help each other.
 * Pinkie: "You mean, work with the Bushwoolies?"
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, why not?
 * Squidward: Uh, did they give you a concussion strong enough to forget THEY BEAT US ALL UP FOR TRYING TO ASK FOR TEMPEST?!?
 * SpongeBob: I'm sure we can convince them that this is all a big misunderstanding.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, sure, convince these cute but dangerous furballs that we're gonna save them, even though we were told they're about as dumb as a dodo!
 * Mr. Dodo: Hmmph! Speciesist much?
 * Rainbow Dash: It's not speciesist if it's true for normal dodos!
 * Mr. Dodo: "(Scoffs)! Well I NEVER!"
 * Gazelle gave Rainbow Dash a nasty look.
 * Lord Shen: "Okay, before we end up causing another Gazelle rage out scene, let's focus on the task at hand!"
 * SpongeBob: Let's just find the leader of this place, and get this over with, please?
 * Leader Bushwoolie: (He was making cute noises)
 * Discord:... Well, I'm out, I have no idea what they're saying!
 * Tulio: Can't you just use magic to make your own subtitles? I mean, that's stupid when all-powerful creatures like Cosmo and Wanda can't understand different languages like animals, and yet they stupidly don't think to make subtitles for themselves! It makes no sense! (The Bushwoolie leader called for security as they came in)
 * SpongeBob: Well, worth a shot!
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Lemme try! (She did this)
 * Parrot Pirate #1: THAT they got?
 * Pinkie: Yep. He says his name is King Twee, and he understood perfectly.
 * Discord: Yeah, for a bunch of blabber.
 * Fluttershy: "Discord, be nice."
 * Pinkie: Yeah. Besides, he says his beloved wife, Queen Squee, is among those in Valkyrie's slavery, as she's holding her hostage to keep him from fighting back. If we can save her, they might consider forgiving Tempest and Grubber. He'll offer his best troops, Budster, Hugster, Cheerster, and Chumster to help.
 * Icky: HUEGH!
 * Iago: (Scoffs as King Twee face-palmed)
 * Pinkie:... I think they've gotten that a lot.
 * Shenzi: I'm with cotton candy hair on that one! (She slaps the two of them)
 * Icky/Iago: OW!!!
 * Twilight: Let's just help free his wife and friends, and chase Storm's sister away. (The music climaxed and they celebrated, unaware that Valkyrie's thunderbird Morgen was watching them and flew off)
 * Tempest: (Twilight and the others came)... It's about time you showed up. I heard QUITE the scene this morning.
 * Twilight: Yeah, we had yet to introduce you to the Lodge. Blame Storm King for that.
 * Tempest:... Storm King is dead!
 * Twilight: Turns out... He was resurrected thanks to the bitch tormenting the Bushwoolies here. Not to say his father survived the broken-heartedness of it and gave him his staff.
 * Tempest: The Hurricane King? He's dead?
 * Applejack: Yep. Now Stormy's alive, he got his staff in paid respect, and is using it to finish what he started.
 * Grubber: Well, dang! Looks like we're in deep chocolate now! (Pinkie scoffed)
 * Rarity:... Pinkie, dear, I think you've been hanging around Deadpool too much.
 * Twilight: But let's cut to the chase. We came out here because these storms have been a way to get you out of here.
 * Tempest:... Storm King told me himself in the storm. (Sighs)... It was about time I faced my family past. When I said my real name was Fizzlepop Berrytwist... It turns out, that was my foster name back when-
 * Twilight: Back when you were suffering amnesia in Drungar. Your mother gave us the idea.
 * Tempest: MOTHER?!? SHE'S ALIVE?!?
 * Twilight:... She came right at us and attacked us when she asked about you and Storm King.
 * Spike: Didn't take it well when we told her you were gone and Storm King was still alive. She had a broken horn, tear-driven red eyes, a wounded war-torn appearance, and-
 * Pinkie: And a sensitivity to popping balloons! She attacked me after I popped a balloon!
 * Tempest:... (Sighs)... Mother, what have you been doing to yourself?
 * Spike: I'd say she was trying to save you, yet has done nothing but fail because Stormy was just too smart for her. She had to hide from your little sister to keep her safe. But thanks to Shineflare, Storm King has her, and he's keeping her hostage until you come back.
 * Tempest: Well... It's clear I can't go anywhere because, you know, I'm locked up.
 * Twilight: We talked to the natives, and they said if we deal with Valkyrie, they'll consider letting you and Grubber out.
 * Tempest: Well, good news, for the moment. So... No hard feelings for indulging your hurt friendship?
 * Twilight:... Ya know, it REALLY would've helped if you hadn't brought that back. (She sobs again)
 * Tempest: Oops.
 * Grubber/Mr. Whiskers: OOPS?!?
 * Applejack: Twilight, just let it go. It's still understandable. I admit, we were getting off-track by being distracted through the wonders outside of Equestria that we didn't see clearly. Pinkie didn't necessarily help.
 * Pinkie: I said I was sorry, okay?
 * Rainbow Dash: But let's just get back on track so Twilight won't start crying again. Tempest, your mother has ended up running out on us for the Storm King's Castle to try and save Hidden, and it's too clear what's gonna happen. It's going to end up no different than the last few times, but worse given his increased strength. We're gonna need your help.
 * Tempest: "As much as I do, I don't have that same nerve to take on a challnage head on like I used to. I don't fear the Storm King or his vain bitter sister, I just.....  I just don't have it in me anymore to hurt anyone."
 * Icky: "OH DON'T F*****G TELL ME YOU'RE GOING PACIFIST ON US TOO!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE ENDED UP MAKING IDIOTS OUT OF OURSELVES IN FRONT OF THE GUARDIANS OF HARMONY, AND THEY WUSSED OUT ON US BECAUSE OF THUNDER KING'S ALL-SEEING EYES, BUT NOW STORM KING'S FORMER BADASS HENCHMEN IS TURNING INTO A TALLER FLUTTERSHY?!"
 * Tempest: You live the next few years of your life since fillyhood amnesia thinking that everyone in the world needed to be so perfect in their power, they couldn't waste it on pointless pursuits and acts of fun, then you can ride that high horse all day long.
 * Icky: "I'M JUST TRYING TO SAY THAT YOU SHOULDN'T TURN FROM A BADASS EDGELORD HORSE TO A COMPLETE AND F*****G P***Y! EVEN FLUTTERSHY HAS MORE BALLS THEN YOU RIGHT NOW FOR ACTSELLY HELPING US, ESPECIALLY SINCE SHE LEAD THE CHARGE IN SAVING SEAQUESTRIA!! THAT, WAS BADASS FOR SOMEONE WHOSE NORMALLY A WUSS! (Fluttershy blushed) BUT YOU?!? YOU'RE LIKE HER IF SHE GOT DRUNK AND FAINTED WHEN SEEING A BUTTERFLY!! AND THAT'S ON HER BUTT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! (Fluttershy blushed harder)
 * Tempest: "OKAY, THAT DOES IT?! (BREAKS THE BARS APART TO FREE HERSELF) I'M GONNA PREPARE YOU INTO A FEAST FIT FOR A MINOTAUR KING, YOU LOUDMOUTH ANNOYENCE?!"
 * Icky: ".... S***-S***-S***-S******!!! (RUNS AWAY FROM TEMPEST CHASING AFTER HIM?!)"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Give the Prehistoric one credit. No one makes people want to be violent to an idiot more than Icky."
 * Tempest: (She was back in a cell)... Dammit!
 * Squidward: Do remember that those little mini-its aren't always cute and cuddly.
 * Tempest: I got the idea when they locked me in here the first place! At least they showed mercy since you talked to them!
 * Grubber: Cake?
 * Tempest: (She splatted the cake in his face) SAVE ME THE SUGAR! THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP ME!
 * Lord Shen: But at least we made sure you're not a complete pushover. Just... Just leave Valkyrie to us.
 * Tempest: "Not like I have a say in the matter being in here. Just be careful. You have NO idea what you're up against out there!"
 * Lord Shen: Well, neither does Valkyrie!

(Later...) 12 minutes later.
 * Twilight:... Okay, we're gonna need the help of everyone here to bring down Valkyrie! We're gonna hit her hard and fast! Bud, Hug, Cheer, Chum, you know what to do right? (They did cute noises and awesome stuff)... I'll take that as a yes! You girls will free the others and the Queen! As for the Lodgers, they'll handle the minions, and the Guardians will help quell down Valkyrie until we're ready to take her out personally.
 * Tempest: (From her cell) Well, that'd be a good plan... Except you didn't count for her pet bird Morgen, whose a GOOD spy, and could've anticipated for your plan before they were in motion.
 * Twilight:... Oh, no!
 * ???: OH, YES! (Storm Minions surrounded them, as Morgen chuckled wickedly upon being perched onto Valkyrie)
 * Valkyrie: (Chuckles) You ponies are good, but just not good enough! I'm lucky I had Morgen with me!
 * Rainbow Dash:... I'd strangle that bird right now if it wasn't for Fluttershy AND it's thunder powers! Let alone the fact that Gazelle would kick my ass over it.
 * Valkyre: "Well fact of the matter is, I got you right where I-"
 * Discord poked her onto the head and that of Morgen and erased their memories of the heroes' presence and placed them into a sleep.
 * Discord: "...... Let's try this again at another place and be more cautious next time."
 * Valkyrie: (She woke up) (Yawns!)..... Morgen, did we fell asleep?"
 * Morgen squacked.
 * Valkyrie: "..... Yeah, we seemed to. Let's get back to work."
 * Valkyrie left the area, but when she returned, she discovered they were already at work.
 * Twilight: NICE WORK! WE GOT IT!
 * Valkyrie: No, no, NO!!! THEY KNOCKED US OUT BEFORE WE GOT THEM!!! STOP THEM! GO, GO, GO, GO!! (The heroes were already at her slave camp) DON'T LET THEM GET THE QUEEN OUTTA THERE!!! (Morgen flew down and struck many of them with lightning until Capper used Mushu as a flamethrower the same way he did with Spike, but more powerfully as it turned Morgen naked in a same fashion as Shan Yu's falcon, as it made a chicken sound in embarrisment, then it fell right into the water with a splash!)
 * Mushu: Now THAT'S what I call Equestrian barbecue! I think my cousin once said that though.
 * Valkyrie: MORGEN!!! MY LITTLE POOPSIE?!
 * Thunderclap: "(Squack-laughed!)..... I'm sorry, but, that's probuly the last thing that bird wanted to hear from you!"
 * Icky: "And hey, at least your bird's still okay- (Another chicken sound was heard with a loud chomp!)..... (It was seen that a Cragadile was seen around the area patting a full belly, with a burp)...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Fluttershy began to wimper.
 * Gazelle: "..... We're sorry for your loss."
 * Valkyrie:....... OH, YOU MOTHERF*****S! (She summons a storm cloud similar to DBZ Flying Nimbus and hops on it) I'M COMING FOR YOU, HEROES!
 * The Nimbus cloud began to produce hail at them!
 * Twilight quickly sheilded the group from them!
 * Icky: "Hey, cool it lady, that was mostly a freaking accsident?!"
 * Valkyrie: IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT! I WILL NOT LETMY LITTLE POOPSIE GO UNAVENGED! (She used the Nimbus Cloud to produce lightning and attacked them many times causing everyone to yelp in panic as she cackled, all until Discord went towards her)
 * Starlight: DISCORD, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING?!? (Discord slowly approached her with an albeit cracking expression and he did this to her)
 * Valkyrie: AAHH!! (She staggered off the cloud in pain after being sprayed and into the water, and she surfaced with her eyes in pain) OH, YOU TORTUROUS FOOLS!!! AAHHHHH!!! YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF UUUUS!! (She teleported all their forces away)
 * Pang Bing:... Wow, pulled a me on her, huh?
 * Fluttershy: "I feel so, awful about what happened to Morgen."
 * Icky: "Well it's not like there's gonna be a last minute change where the Cragodile spat the bird back out for some reason-"
 * The Cragodile was seen flying into the sky with lightning coming out of it's mouth as it spat out the still humiliated Morgen as it chicken screamed and crashed into the boat!
 * Icky: "........ Well, there ya go."
 * Morgen was looking around and saw no sign of Valkyrie.....
 * Morgen began to sob-squack as it came to believe that it was abandoned!
 * Fluttershy: "...... Oh, I can't stand watching that poor creature be like this! (Fluttershy came up to it and gave it a serious hug!)"
 * Morgen at first looked surprised and angered, but then..... It realise that this is a kind, if still unwarrented, embrace, something that Valkyrie never really done in a way that was genuine. The bird returned the embrace.
 * The Cragodile crashed back into the water with a huge splash!
 * Capper: "...... Well..... That was...... Unexpected."
 * Twilight: But, at least we saved the Bushwoolies.
 * Icky: "...... Now what?"
 * Lord Shen: "Isn't it obvious, simpleton?! We go after The Storm King next! It's about time we put that fiend in his place for good!"
 * Miguel: Yeah, and God knows Tempest needs to confront Storm King sooner or later. He's got Aphelion and Hidden! So we NEED to take this to his doorstep! (The Bushwoolies made noises, offering to help them)...
 * Pinkie:... I think they wanna help.
 * Spongebob: "Then tell them they have to bring their best "GRRR" face, because that is going to be a DOOSY of a showdown!" (They made menacing faces that actually scared them)
 * Mushu: THERE, THAT'S OUR TOUGH-LOOKING CUTIES, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE US PROUD! (The Bushwoolies got ready as this music played and they freed Tempest and Grubber)
 * Tempest:... I'm coming for you, Storm King!
 * Grubber was about to comment
 * Tempest: "I meant come with an O, Grubber!"
 * Grubber: "..... Riiiiiight, just making sure."
 * Icky: "..... Way to ruin a serious climax to the next chapter, chubsy."
 * Grubber: "Hey, Chubbser was my cousin's name!"

The Charge of the Guardians/Storm King's New Brief Pawns
Storm Kingdom In the Storm King's dunguin.
 * Storm King: YOU TWO ARE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT! (Valkyrie and Thunder were sitting in his presence) I need CONQUERORS! AND GOOD ONES AT THAT! AND ALL I HAVE IS MY STUPID SISTER WHO JUST LOST HER THUNDERBIRD, AND MY BROTHER WHO LOST TO A BUNCH OF KEYBLADE WIELDERS!!!
 * Thunder: Brother, you KNOW how it went last time I took on someone like that! I ALMOST DIED!
 * Valkyrie: And they killed Morgen! I tried to fight to honor her, but they pepper sprayed me!
 * Storm King: UGGHH! You're both FAILURES! This is NOT what father expected from the BOTH of you! I come back to recover the family from what it was reduced to, and yet you don't take the time to GROW?!? (The two tried to speak up) No! I want you two dunderheads, OFF OF MY ZEPPELIN, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU COULD'VE DONE TO AVOID ALL THIS!!
 * Valkyrie Queen: "Brother, wait, wait-"
 * Storm King summoned a wind and blew Thunder King and Valkyrie Queen off the zeppelin and crashing back into the main kingdom!
 * Storm King: (Sighs)... Once again, Stormy..... You want something to be done right, DO IT YOURSELF?! (He started to cast a spell with his staff that allowed his giant zeppelin to make all the storms across his watch get stronger)... I may've failed so far, but by threatening to go Day After Tomorrow on everyone in the land and beyond, even THEY cannot resist! So, let's get this storm started!... (Sighs) Trademark well spent!
 * Cobra: You sure they won't be so pissed they'll take this to your doorstep?
 * Storm King: HAH! People have done that before, and what was left was still laughable and recorded by my sta... D'AW, S***! THEY DESTROYED ALL THAT WHEN THEY TOOK MY STAFF!!! F*****G PONIES!!!
 * Chrysalis: (Sighs) Well, you're still as competent as my mother, even if you are more comical.
 * Storm King: Well, I got an Enenra into my ranks before he left to join those filthy Guardians of Harmony! THEN Grubber along with him later on! I can handle a bunch of misfit gooberbrains!
 * Muncher: Yeah, he saved me from a Leo, so he knows how to kick a mythical beast's ass even if it's the size of a titan! He just lunges for the titan's balls, and boom, they're history! So don't dis him!
 * Storm King: So, if they think they're not gonna end up like those guys I had embarrassed before, then they've got another thing co- (A bugle sound was heard as Bushwoolies came in doing this)
 * Hades: The f***? (The Bushwoolies rode on small furbobs as they shouted wildly in battle, but in the distance, they were so tiny, a butterfly landed on them, causing everyone to laugh out loud, until the bugling Bushwoolie got out a bigger horn and blew it as the Guardians of Harmony and the heroes came in, and sang this while beginning to humiliate and chase off the Villain Leage as Storm King got angry)
 * The Leagers began to run away like cowerds!
 * Storm King: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDS, DON'T LEAVE ME!! WE HAD A DEAL!! YOU PROMISED BE A PERCENTAGE IN POWER!!! YOU PROMISED ME SOMETHING BETTER THAN WHAT MY FATHER COULD GIVE ME!!!
 * Rourke: (As he got all his Shocktroopers out through the magic portal) WELL, NEXT TIME, GET IT IN WRITING! (He ran off)
 * Storm King: YOU SONS OF SYLPHS!!!
 * Cobra: "OUR APOLOGIES STORM KING, BUT I'M AFRAID WE'LL HAVE TO RECONSIDER OUR PARTNERSHIP?! NOTHING IS WORTH IT WITH THIS NUMBER OF FORCES!!! NICE DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU ANYWAY!"
 * The Leagers ran away!
 * Storm King: "...... Figures! This is what I get for trusting demon worshippers!? Guess it's time for me to get two certain someones I KNOW won't desert me so easily. (Storm King went into his lair as his minions began to fight the Guardians)"
 * Twilight: (The Guards overwhelmed the heroes until some new faces came in: The Guardian Elders)... GUYS!
 * Stratus: FATHER!
 * Cirrus: Justice and harmony is served!
 * Twilight: But, why did you-
 * Starry Pony: Your inside double-agent, is VERY persuasive! (Monson came in fighting in armor with an Equestrian color style)
 * Fluttershy: MONSON! You little tyke! (She kissed him as he felt lovestruck) Thank you!
 * Lord Shen: Fluts, you KNOW he's got a crush on you, so don't indulge him like that!
 * Fluttershy: Just move! (They continued fighting, with the Guardians and Monson)
 * Icky: "(As Soldiers get tossed around) Excuse me, pardon moi, hot potato, one side, one side, coming through, doughebags!"
 * The Storm King came up to Hidden Shadow and Apirion.
 * Hidden: "What do you want now?!"
 * Storm King: "Nothing personal ladies, but, I kinda have an emergency, and (Points his staff at them) I kinda need to borrow your wills for.... The rest of eturnity!"
 * The duo looked shocked as a flash dominated the room!

(Later...) Storm King's Throne Room
 * Tempest: (She and the heroes burst in) STORM KING! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
 * Storm King: Really? Because I still got SO much on my bucket list to do! Row my lawn, fix my car, get some Taco Bell for the Missus and the Kids, and..... (Darkly) Revenge.
 * Tempest: Spare us your usual nonsene, Storm King, nobody's laughing!
 * Grubber: Yeah! I've got a cream pie with your name on it!
 * Muncher: Oh, do you, bro? MINE'S bigger!
 * Grubber: STAY OUT OF THIS, MUNCHER!!!
 * Muncher: NEVAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
 * Storm King/Tempest: SHUT UP!
 * Tempest:... Release my mother and little sister, and nobody gets hurt!
 * Storm King: Ohhhhhh, sorry, your abit late for that! See, Aphelion and Hidden are now long gone.
 * Twilight: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!?
 * Storm King: Don't take my word for it. Ask them yourselves. (They were shown to be as corrupted as Tempest was and donning armor like Tempest's)
 * Tempest: MOTHER! SISTER!
 * Skipper: Oh, no, he didn't!
 * Storm King: "Oh, yes he di-id!"
 * Icky: You know, for a guy voiced by an adult-oriented voice actor, it's such a letdown you end up sounding less like Sabertooth and more like TFS Frieza.
 * Muncher: Does it look like anybody cares, birdbrain?
 * Icky: That, sir, is racist!
 * Muncher: Nope! It's speciesist!... There's a difference.
 * Storm King: ANYWAY... As I was saying, once I get Tempest back, I'll have the complete set! Esepically because not only to have the best spy in Equestia, but I also got the mare that produced her and Tempest! I have GOOD faith in this investment!"
 * Aphelion:... (Her eyes were still slightly red from crying, but was now tainted with red flashes in the irises)
 * Hidden: (Her horn sparked with magic more powerful than Tempest's)...
 * Tempest: Mother, Hidden! You have to snap out of it!
 * Storm King: Yyyyyeaaaaaah, talking to them ain't gonna work! Both you and they are gonna be mine!
 * Tempest: NO!
 * Storm King: Hey, this is pretty much your own fault, Temp! Yes, I betrayed you in the end, but that's because I believed you were only in it for that broken horn of yours!
 * Tempest: That's because I WAS!
 * Storm King: And that's why I had to get rid of you! I don't appreciate when I'm being used as a means to an end! But... That said, I admire your power! The horn developed around the injury since you lost it to that Ursa Minor has unlocked potential just waiting to be released.
 * Grubber: That's what-
 * Muncher: YOU SAY "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID", AND INTERRUPT HIM ONE MORE TIME, AND I'LL DROWN YOU IN CHOCOLATE!!!
 * Storm King:... Anyway, I realized that, with just the right spell, I could wipe all that away, and make you the pony you know you and your kind were meant to be! Join me, and I can make that horn not only better again, but STRONGER! If not... Well... I warned you I'd do far worse than the loss of a horn, and frankly, having a corrupted family TOPS that for miles!
 * Tempest: YOU BASTARD! (Before they attacked, they were trapped in a cage)
 * Aphelion: He's right, daughter! We have all we ever wanted in his army! I have you again, and Hidden has the chance to be something better since she was born! She admitted herself she had little hopes when working for Pred!
 * Applejack: THAT'S CLEARLY THE CORRUPTION TALK!
 * Hidden: (Cackles) You think so? I used to have a friend when I was in an orphanage! A young dragon abandoned from a magic school in a distant magic school. But... I didn't want to admit that to Pred, because if I did, he'd shun me.
 * Icky: "Hey, if it helps, he's not that bad about it anymore. If anything, it'll show that Malevolent Flames was a basturd to fellow Mythics as well."
 * Hidden: Him being reformed doesn't mean he stil hasn't gotten rid of his bias. He still finds Taiku annoying when he shows up to do Easter Commrodery.
 * Iago: "Hey, to be fair, he has a hapit of doing that too early for most people's liking. That sort've thing would be annoying independent of his race."
 * Hidden: BESIDES THE POINT! He was the only thing close to a family I had since mother supposedly died. And to have him shun me, is like I was being disowned! But now, I am no longer afraid to admit that! I disowned HIM as my adopted father!
 * Thunderclap: "That still sounds like corruption talk to me. Come on, your a smart enough girl to know that he is no longer that bad about ponies being palsies with mythics anymore."
 * Hidden: SILENCE?! THIS, is my family now! All we need, is you!
 * Tempest: I REFUSE! Storm killed our father!
 * Aphelion: Me and Perihelion were close to a divorce anyway!
 * Earl: "That there's ONE HELL of a bombshell to drop right there, lady!"
 * Aphelion: I didn't want him back regardless. I had a life that had a lot of dangers. So, daughter, know that this is our only true destiny! This is where we belong!
 * Twilight: I know all those words you claim are lies! All that is just over exaggerated because of your corruption. Hidden's secret is indeed true, but what she claimed is not completely true. And Aphelion? You loved your husband all too much! Even if you divorced, you still cared about him! You two don't even know what you're thinking because Storm King is clouding your judgment!
 * Aphelion: Did he? We were ALREADY clouded of judgment! Storm King opened our eyes to the cruelties that can come from Equestria! You were correct, daughter! We were wrong to waste our power frivolously on parties! You desecrate such a useful power with those roles!
 * Tempest: HEY, MAGIC CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN DEFENSE!!! I was further blinded by Storm King's lies, and Twilight fixed that! He's manipulating you-
 * Aphelion: HUSH!... You need to see clearly! Celestia and Luna were worthless, and so was their guard! Our homeland fell more times than even I can count! You, MUST, OPEN YOUR EYES, DAUGHTER! (She and Hidden sung this)
 * Icky: "Oh, the heck with this! Gazelle?"
 * Gazelle: Con placer! (She uses her powers to knock the two out using energetic boxing gloves)
 * Storm King: "WHAT THE- That, THAT WASN'T SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN?!"
 * Gazelle: Seriously, you forgot to get the Uniter Blade out. You were smart enough to confiscate it, AND smart enough to keep it from burning you.
 * Storm King:... I don't know what I was expecting!
 * Gazelle: "Well that's what happens when you waste time to sing songs. (Breaks open the cage and frees everyone.)... Though that's not to say their words don't hold meaning! Magic shouldn't be used just for fun, but many people like you take that for granted!"
 * Storm King: WHAT?!?
 * Gazelle: It's clear what you're doing this for! You're doing this because you have a biased opinion on this world. You and your family, specifically your father, viewed this world as too cutesy and pacifist, that they cannot defend against threats like Mortuus! And you believe that you are the only one whose rule can protect from that danger! Tempest's mindset was clearly yours all along! It explains why you think of ponies as like what occurs in a little kid's show. But these ponies are more mature than you give them credit for. And if you cannot see that even after we destroyed Mortuus permanently, then you are clearly sociopathic! You still think ponies should be stronger than that.
 * Storm King: "WELL MAYBE I WOULDN'T FIND ACCOMPLISHMENTS LIKE THAT SO HARD TO BELIEVE, IF THEY WEREN'T SO CUTE?! And besides, wasn't Mortuus being destroyed mainly because of your Deu Ex Machina-ing? Cause that's more like him being destroyed by the weapon then the ponies themselves!"
 * Icky: "WELL WHO DID YOU THINK USED THAT DEU EX MACHINA, WISE-GUY!?"
 * Storm King: "I-...... Heh. Learn something new everyday."
 * Soothsayer: An understatement of all time. Point is, Gazelle is correct. Of course they're not going to be perfect. But then again, nobody is. Not even you. All you'll do under your rule is destroy for your own ego. You are evil, cruel, and unjust. This quest for global domination is only a delusional way to feed your own ego, and with your father's staff, it's become increased! Well, no more!
 * Twilight: And let me tell you what I learned since this whole thing started: Friendship is more than something worth fighting for. It's something that can make you see something brighter than just the joys the rest of this world has to offer. Friends can make your life a living adventure, they can offer the greatest of a bad situation. They can show you that life isn't always serious, and the best can be in every corner. They give you fulfillment in whatever you do, even if you feel there's no point, and when you feel that whatever consequences hit you will mentally torment you, you come to understand it further as you think long and hard about it, and not let the hurtfulness get to you. They-
 * Storm King: Bleh, spare me the frivolity, you little ponified Teletubby, you're boring me!
 * Twilight:... My point is, you're the one whose been holding me back this whole time. Not surprised to say the least. You thought that was gonna cripple me since Tempest made me feel wrecked for what I did wrong to my friends? Well, sometimes, the wounds you inflict upon the weak, heal, and they grow stronger as a result.
 * Storm King:... (He face-palms and growls) Awwww, crap, I'm in for it now!
 * Gazelle: Yeah, did you think we were stupid enough to not figure out your true goals, and the method to your madness? If we were, we would've been long gone at this point. You will be defeated again, Storm King!
 * Storm King: (Growls angrily) MUNCHER!!!
 * Muncher:... (He was like this)
 * Storm King: "... ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE AN ASSISENT BETRAY ME!!!! WHY?!?"
 * Muncher: I am NOT gonna stand up to someone with power like THAT! That's a mess waiting to happen! You're on your own, your highness! This can only end in tears! (He left)
 * Grubber:... Hmmph, what're ya gonna do now, Storming Voice?
 * Storm King:... OKAY, THAT'S IT!! FOR NOW ON, I'M STRICTLY A SOLO GUY!! NO MORE SIDEKICKS THAT ARE ARE EITHER GONNA FAIL, BETRAY ME, DO BOTH, OR FAIL FIRST, THEN BETRAY ME, THEN HELP HUMILIATE ME!! If you want something done right... (Aims with his staff)... Do it yourself!"
 * Gazelle: (She aims her Uniter Blade) Bring it on!
 * Storm King: "Oh seriously, is that, it's that a giant mishapen key? What, is that suppose to be a threat to-"
 * Gazelle smacks him right into the wall with it!
 * CRASH!
 * Storm King: "...... Okay...... NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY THEN?! AND I ENSURE YOU, YOU WON'T LIKE IT WHEN I TAKE THINGS SERIOUSLY?!"

Storm King's Defeat
(After defeating Storm, as well as Aphelion and Hidden and curing them from their corruption)
 * Tempest: (She fought off her mother and sister, and managed to use what she learned from the Bushwoolies how to cure corruption, and used it on the both of them, as they experienced visions of the past when they were happy, and what was reaped upon them, as well as what would happen if they continued, and they plopped down as they recovered)... Mother? Sister?
 * Aphelion: (She got up in a war-like fashion) GET BACK, YOU SAVAGE-... (She gasped to see Tempest)... (She sobbed)... TEMPEST! YOU'RE OKAY! (She hugged her)... OH, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! WHAT HAPPENED?!?
 * Tempest: A lot! But I'm okay now.
 * Hidden:... It's nice to see you, big sister.
 * Tempest: Pleasure's all ours!
 * Storm King: (He continued fighting until Gazelle finally got him in a beam-lock as the powerful storm staff started to overpower the Uniter Beam) LIKE I SAID, UNITER PRINCESS, MY FATHER'S STAFF IS UNSTOPPABLE!
 * Gazelle: NOT, FOR LONG, IT WON'T!!! (She started to increase her power, and it started to slowly overcome his as it caused the staff itself to decrease in power)
 * Storm King: WHAT?!? (The many storms around the corners of Equestria from the Bushwoolies' land, Questra, Klugetown, Mount Aris, New Hippogrifia, and so on all started to vanish, and the only ones remaining were in Equestria)... NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOO!! MY FATHER'S STRENGTH!!! DON'T GO!!!!...
 * Twilight: We may not destroy it like we did before, Storm King... But we can do the next best thing: make it so you can not only be as strong as you were the last time, but ensure it's controlled enough for us to ensure you can't go too far again.
 * Bagheera: And with us around since you, again, foolishly dragged us into this charade, we will be more than enough for you to cause no trouble! You're finished!
 * Storm King:... NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT YOU STOLE FROM ME, I'M NOT! (He fires his storm powers at them as they dodged and avoided it) It's bad enough you humilated me?! NOW YOU HUMILIATED MY DECEASED FATHER?! NOT COOL?! NOT COOL?! AND YOU GUYS ARE THE HEROES HERE?!
 * Pang Bing: "It is nothing against your father personally, even if he is likely to be no less different then you. But in the end, it's your own fault dragging his staff into a battle against those that would ultamately be your own undoing."
 * Storm King: GRRRGGHHH!!! IN THE NAME OF MY FATHER-
 * Icky: More like the name of your ego- (He was shocked)
 * Storm King: BUT MOSTLY MY FATHER, I WILL DO WHAT I CAN TO MAKE THIS STAFF STRONGER, SO THAT EVEN YOU WON'T STOP ME! I WILL RETUUUURRRRR- (The unamused Lodgers kicked him comically away through those with the strongest kicks, crashing through the roof and into the waters in the distance)
 * Iago: AND WE'LL BE WAITING, SATYR-THING! *Splash*!

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