The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2

The Seas of Captain Legend Part 2 is the 2nd Part of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series' 2nd Season Pilot. In it, Spyro and the group manage to escape Blot's ship and go on 2 epic journeys. Tavin and Jake plan to seek the mythical lost city of Tasmantis (A version of Atlantis thought to be populated by some of the last remaining Tasmanian Tigers in the UUniverses) while Spyro, Kairi, and the ponies find a deserted island inhabited by adorable hamsters to seek answers about Blot's interest in the notorious Captain Taiklar Blackheart's hidden treasure, the Loot of 100000 Realms. Meanwhile, The Lodge is still dealing with Granny Gricky who is looking for her imaginary pet Ashes while they continue their seach for Spyro and his group with Alex as Spongebob's co-expedition leader while Celestia tries to keep the secret about her parents' deaths in the hands of Captain Taiklar to herself pluse she has a gift for Kairi that was from her fourth birthday years ago. Also, the High Council are busy preparing for a surprise on the Destiny Islands for when Spyro's group is found and brought to the Islands unharmed. Blot also decides to use his plan to find the Loot of 100000 Realms as an advantage to shanghai Spyro to leave the Shell Louge Squad for good and join both his crew and the treasure hunt. Now Spyro, Kairi and the gang must go on a very treacherous journey in a brave new world against all odds to defeat Blot and his pirates, overcome obstacles in the form of sea monsters and mighty but slightly hungry elephant seals, resist the deadly Siren deception call, and find out if the legends of the treasure is true. As for Fluttershy, she still wants to explore the sea and encounter exotic marline life, so the Cutie Mark Crusaders decide to help her the best they can, but then encountered a Viper-look-a-like shawoman named Wajinga, who grants fluttershy's wish... but at the exchange to help a sacred city of merponies to escape Discord's curse, and to become sea beasts and become slaves to the black magic tiger shark (who mind you rips off Ursula) Geogra. the rest of the lougers themselfs, seem to have their own problems, as the crew hired by Mr. Dodo's friend Mr. Kluts seem to be more interested in the gold, as they turned out to be in alligence with a once thought to be harmless drunk. Will Tavin and Jake find Tasmantis? Will Spyro and the gang survive the challnages ahead? Will Celestia's secret remain a secret for long? can the lougers maintan the loyalty of a mutonisous crew? Will Fluttershy get her chance to swim like a mermaid for the first time, and possably, save an entire lost nation?

Prolouge: Recap
Previously on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles...
 * Lord Cobra: I have just found out that Kairi is heading for her old home Destiny Islands to spend her Sister/Brother Anniversy with Spyro!
 * Lord Cobra: Time for me to conjure up a storm that is dangerous, intense and extreamly cruel. (Uses powerful non-Darkspawn medallian to summon a storm on the Kingdom Hearts world)
 * Spyro: (Sound of Thunder) Huh?
 * Spyro: Uh, guys, we are about to go through a hurricane!
 * Spyro: JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON!!!
 * Riku: I CAN'T FIND THE HORIZON!!!
 * Rarity: We're stuck in the middle of the ocean, and no one even knows where we are!
 * Fluttershy: (Still looking in the sea, comes out and giggles) Those little fish smiled at me.
 * Tizzy: We came here because me, Uncle Ricky, Aunt Lizzy, Cousins Sucky, and Yucky are going on an all expenses paid 10 day Caribbean Cruise and we need Icky and you guys to watch over Granny Gricky, beacuse she's to elderly to go on the cruise.
 * Lizzy: If your going on some mission, you gonna at least take the rest of the family!
 * Gricky: I'll burry you all and dance on your graves!
 * Lord Shen: Very well, but leave the dangerious parts to us.
 * Twilight: We're trying to get home, here.
 * Blot: THERE IS NO HOME! Surrender your ship, or face MY FURY!
 * Tavin: I found it! The map to none other than the lost city of Tasmantis!
 * Tavin: Looks like I got a date with destiny at Tasmantis!
 * Tavin: (Pirates point weapons at him and Jake) HOLY PIRATE SHIP!!!!!
 * Shamus: Come over to old Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty! (SpongeBob, Patrick, Po, and Boss Wolf laugh really hard)
 * Lord Shen: This drunk said this Pirate killed your parents!
 * Celestia: Yes, that drunk lied to you, Shen.
 * Celestia: No one, not even Shen, can ever find out the truth.
 * Twilight: We made it!
 * Vanessa: No, no, NO! (The sharks attacked, and devoured Vanessa) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, it's a present. I wonder what it- (BOOM!)
 * Lord Cobra: (Reading note) Try to interfear again, and we'll really mess you up! Signed Princess Celestia.

Chapter 1: A Seafaring Adventure, Ho!
The Atlantic Ocean far enough from here. The docks. this song plays.
 * Slaymu is carrying Blot and the other pirates on his back while the ones that can fly are in the air. Frank is the sea thinking his drowning.
 * Frank: The Dragon, The Kairi girl and their friends sank our battleship, what are we gonna do? We're all gonna drown!
 * Blot: "We're on a whale idiot! Besides, we still have both the map and the island."
 * Frank: Oh quite right sir.
 * Serenia: But Captain, what about the Otters, Vanessa and Edward now that their gone?
 * Blot: "Most likely dead. We would've found them by now."
 * suddenly, Blot his slapped in the face by fried otters!
 * Blot: "See? The otters are dead. Never liked them anyway."
 * Slyler: Same here, I never like that stunt Dozzie pulled with your apish movements captain.
 * Blot: When we get to the island we got two great loyal lives to mourn. But First. Mr. Fry, Missess Seriena.
 * Fry and Seriena: "Captain."
 * Blot: Your first mate and cabin boy now. Use your new premotions to honor Vanessa and Edward's memories, capture the purple dragon and that princess wench and get revenge on their friends for taking Vanessa and Edward's lives.
 * Fry: "YES?! I'M FIRST MATE! HAVE FUN BEING CABIN BOY, SERINA! OR IS IT NOW, CABIN GIRL! (LAUGHS LIKE A MANIAC!)"
 * Serenia: Thank you, captain. And dont worry about a thing, We'll hunt down that Purple Dragon and that two-legged girl and make their friends regret the day they took Vanessa and Edward from us and Fry, Blot ment me as the first mate.
 * Fry: "............."
 * there was silence.
 * Fry's voice: "DAAAAAAAAMMMN!"
 * Lord Shen: "Dodo, your crew and the ship your promise are magnifisent!"
 * Mr. Dodo: Indeed. I am still disgusted on how Shamus tried to trick us like that.
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed. We should've heeded the Prehistoric One's warning about him sooner. Thank you for asking your friend doing it more sooner."
 * Boss Wolf: Speacking of Icky, sir. Where is he anyway?
 * Icky appears.
 * Icky: "Helping my parents take in their bags. They pack like pack-rats!"
 * Shenzi: "I noticed alot of the crew looks, tired, and angry."
 * Banzai: Yeah, and I bet it had somthing to do with Icky asking Mr Dodo to rush on the vessel arrangements.
 * Lord Shen: "I assure their attatudes will adjust once the captain Dodo hired will come. Who is the captain you hired anyway, Mr. Dodo?"
 * ???: That would be me! (Everyone looks behind them)
 * Icky: "YOU?!"
 * Banzai: Long John Silver, the Cyborg version?
 * Mr. Dodo: "Yes, what's wrong with John? Did you ask him to forsake future servings to the leage?"
 * Banzai: "Yeah, but, your making a space pirate captain of a sea voyage?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Space, Sea, does it really matter? he has exspearience with travel, reguardless of where he traveled."
 * Lord Shen: "Hmm, tecnecly a good arguement. But i hope he has a first mate that'll be helpful in sea travel."
 * John Silver: "The first mate's coming right now!"
 * in a disence, carrage with alot of horses is seen coming, forcing towns people to move out of the way!
 * Lord Shen: "Whoever this first mate is, i bet he or she knows what's what!"
 * the carrage comes to a rest. the door opens, reveling a sofisicately dressed man, wowing everyone, only reveling the real first mate..... Princess Celestia in sea fairing's clothing.
 * Celestia: "Salutations."
 * Everyone but Jonh Silver and the crew: "PRINCESS CELESTIA?!"
 * Lord Shen: "WHEN TEH BLOODY HECK DOES SHE KNOW ABOUT SEA TRAVEL?!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Well, i heard alot of diplomatic missions to the other contreies in Equestia involved alittle sea travel Shen. plus, this is just as personal to her as it is to us you know."
 * Celestia comes aboard.
 * Lord Shen: "Your highness, what's the meaning of this?"
 * Po: Shen, If I didint know anybetter, I say Celestia's keeping secrets. Pluse I'm starting to think that sailor might be telling the truth after all.
 * Celestia: "This has nothing to do with what you said, Panda. My interests are to rescue Kairi and Twilight, as well as the others. You shouldn't be believing the words of alcaholics."
 * Lord Shen: "Alcourse, and you heard what Dodo said about her having sea fairing exspearience in diplomatic meetings in lands afar."
 * Mantis: That makes no sense.
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT DO YOU KNOW, YOU SETH ROGAN SOUNDING INSECT?! YOU NEVER BEEN TO SEA-FAIR DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS!"
 * Viper noticing an object Celestia is holding.
 * Celestia moves it away.
 * Celestia: "It's a good luck charm!"
 * Tigress: Your highness, the truth. What is wrong with you and Shen?
 * Shifu: Unless the turth is revealed right now, then well have to cancel the voyage.
 * Celestia: "That is not your decidion! That's Silver's!"
 * Lord Shen: "And how dare all of you accuse Celestia like imbaciles! Celestia insisted that grog comsuming fool lied to us and that's final!"
 * Shifu: "..... Our apologies. We will cease our disrespect."
 * Tirgress: "But master-"
 * Shifu: "Lives are on the line! We should not let their suffering prolong, just to satisfy needless curiousity."
 * Tigress bowed in respect and obedience.
 * Lord Shen: "More like it. Celestia told me herself."
 * they left.
 * Soothsayer: "I ensure everyone Shen knows nothing of Celestia true intentions. Otherwise, he would've been on our side. He may love Celestia, but he's not the kind to side with conspitors."
 * Shifu: "Your right. If what Shamus' said is true, then Shen is made into a fool. this is obviously an issue not even the princess would revel to someone she cares most of all."
 * Icky: "Why are we back suddenly believeing that drunk?! Celestia's only here because she cares for Kairi and Twilight, and the others, and we're accusing her for secret holding?! Honestly."
 * Shifu: "Maybe Shamus is a lier. Maybe not. either way, we can't be too quick to pick a side yet. For now, we don't try to shove this forth. let's allow Celestia and Shen to calm down."
 * Icky: "Ok, let's just get going already!"
 * Silver: Well in that case, Raise the gangplank! (The gangplank was taken away)
 * Mr. Dodo: Let go forward line! (One line was tossed to a sailor) Let go aft line! (Another line was tossed to another sailor). "Hard to starboard lads! Set the sails!"
 * The sails unfurled and the vessel takes off!

The Dragon Temple- The Pool of Visions Room the ship. the grog room.
 * later.
 * Icky: "Wow, what a rousing song."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Now, let me introduse you to my friend. he's right over there!"
 * A clumsy Pelagan crashed into a bunch of barrols!
 * Icky: "That's the guy?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Yep, he's a friend from Wonderland before he moved to Desteny islands. Meet Mr. Kluts."
 * Mr. Kluts: Please to meet your acquaintance, folks.
 * he tries to get up, but falls flat in his face!
 * Icky: "Yeah, i'm gonna go exploring the ship."
 * Icky walks out.
 * alot of crew members were walking about.
 * Icky gets bumped by a big elephant crew member.
 * Elephant: "Watch it, twerp!"
 * Icky: "Gees, sounds like someone didn't get their daily peanuts."
 * Icky notices an Aligater, a Lobster, and a stupid looking goat talking to eachother about something. Icky gets suspitious, and the crew noticed him.
 * Aligater: "What are you looking at, freak?"
 * Lobster: "Yeah, freak?"
 * Icky: "Who ya calling freak?"
 * hissing was heared, and a vest wearing anaconda appeared.
 * the Anaconda: "You should learn, to mind your own bissssssnesssss."
 * Icky: "Uh, buddy, you seem to have a lisp issue."
 * the Anaconda grips Icky.
 * Anaconda: "Clearly, your hearing is betraying you!"
 * Icky: "Sucks my eyes are doing just fine."
 * Anaconda hisses angerly!
 * Anaconda: "That's it, you disrespectful little-"
 * the Anaconda slams Icky into a poll, the other crew members gathering around to cheer for the Anaconda!
 * A female Kiwi crew member: "COME ON! SLICE HIM!"
 * A spancih looking Racoon: "(Speaks something in spanich!)"
 * Anaconda: "Any last words, Amigo?"
 * Suddenly Icky hears Groofy's voice above deck.
 * Goofy; BURNING RAFT OFF THE STARBOARD BOW!!!!!
 * Anaconda: "(Hiss), Thissss ain't over, Amigo."
 * the Anaconda drops Icky.
 * the raft is seen drifting torwords the ship.
 * Lord Shen: "No sign of bodies. There's doubt they died! I bet they escaped!"
 * Celestia: "I hope so."
 * John: "Bring it aboard for ferther expection!"
 * the crewmembers bring the raft aboard.
 * Spongebob: Oh dear neptune this is more worse then I thought!
 * Soothsayer: "Let's not judge a book by it's cover. Let me tell the tale of the raft."
 * Soothsayer uses magic to revel the truth behind the raft.
 * Soothsayer: "Blot, and the pirates, ambushed and captured them, and brought the raft and them aboard. an uncertain amount of time later, Spyro and the others, are seen planting bombs on the ship. the ship was destroyed! but Blot and the majority of the crew, still live."
 * Lord Shen: "There you go! there's still hope for them."
 * John: Aye, but I wouldent be still in my high spirits yet If I was ye, cause if what O'l Blot's ambitions for ye reptile friend and lass are ture, them ye better pray for the worse.
 * Lord Shen: "We shouldn't be negitive about this enither! i don't want nonsense going around like that ape killed them or something! You saw the Soothsayer's magic! that means they took care of themselfs just fine!"
 * John: "If you wish. Alright everyone, back to work!"
 * Ignitus, The High Council and Luna saw the whole thing in the pool of visions.
 * Ignitus: "Well, it's a good thing they escaped Blot, but it's concerning he might not be done with Spyro or the others yet."
 * Luna: "Why can't Celestia just admit it! Why must she always have to always make, some sort of, grand master plan?! why can't she be straight forword about this?!"
 * Terradore: Thats excatully the point Luna. Celestia is'nt in her "correct" mind. It has been twisted and morphed by greif and fear ever since Taiklar took your parents' lives.
 * Luna: "Don't find me uncaring, what happened to mother and father effected me greatly! it made me depressed, and made me question myself, and the loyalty of the ponies, but, allowing that lead me to become.... Her. and thanks to, "Her", i was banished for a good thoundson years on my own moon! but, i am not sure if i had truely moved on myself. and Celestia, she looked like she moved on until, now."
 * Cyril: I do believe Terradore is correct. Greif makes people do terrible things.
 * Luna: (Sighs) I know, but atleast my dear sister brought Kairi's fourth birthday present with her to give to Kairi for her sister/brother anniversary with Spyro. I just wish we could come.
 * Volteer: "She figured we would be too honest for our own good, exspically concerning Shen!"
 * Luna: "IS she really afriad Shen would judge her for having a moment of weakness? Does Shen not share the same family related sorrow? Doesn't Shen love her, no matter what?"
 * Flora: Indeed he dose dear.
 * Merrywather: Especally since that mean ol' snake took evreything from Kairi when he discovered what his future would hold involving her.
 * Luna: "Then, why is Celestia acting that there's doubt?"
 * Ignitus: Ever since Taiklar killed your mother and father, Celestia couldent bear to let anyone know what became of them.
 * Luna: Celestia and I have lost many things in the past centuries but losing mother and father was our greatestd devestating blow yet and Celestia's secretcy is starting to take its toll on her.
 * Cyril: "Now, now, calm yourself Luna. We don't know if Celestia's latest "Improvise" will fail or not."
 * Luna: "Well, they normally always suceed... but, Why am i skectical of this one?"
 * Ignitus: Only time will tell, Luna. Now, we must head to the Destiny Islands at once. We need to prepare for Spyro and Kairi's surprise brother and sister anniversary party and we have a moment to waste.
 * Luna: Of course but how are Kairi, Spyro, Twilight and their group are doing scince their escape from Blot?
 * Cyril: Momma Odie, would you do the honors?
 * Momma Odie was snoring.
 * Flora: Oh dear.
 * Ignitus: Momma Odie.
 * Momma Odie (Now fully awake) Juju!
 * Juju, Momma Odie's pet snake appeared.
 * Momma Odie: Why didnt you tell me that we're in the middle of a High Council meeting and they require my magic gumbo assistance?!?
 * Luna: "You know that snake can't talk like the Snake lougers, right?"
 * Momma Odie: "You mean i still haven't granted that speech spell?!"
 * Luna:...I guess not.
 * Momma Odie: (Sighs, then casts spell on Juju)
 * Juju: Finally! 3 years since The Princess and the Frog's airing, and I couldn't say a damn word! Now, where's that Anaconda who called me a moving string?
 * Ignitus: "He went on the voyage to rescue Kairi and the others."
 * Momma Odie: 'What?! Didn't they who who he was?! That was El Skales Con Carnage! the nastiest trouble maker this side of the universe!"
 * others: 'WHAT?!"
 * Ignitus: "I'm sure they can handle themselves. Our attention must be turned to-"
 * Momma Odie: "Honey, i'm concerned for their safey as much as the next guy, but look at this (chili shows them) they won't be head torwords something exciting for awhile."
 * Trixie (in chili): "I'M BORED!"
 * Momma Odie: "Do we really wanna bore the audience with them travling in sea for days, or are we gonna keep the eye on the rescuers until something exciting does happen?"
 * Ignitus: "But, isn't this peisode focusing on-"
 * Momma Odie: "Tman has a wedding to attend. Besides, Scroopfan changed so that the other lougers will be impourent too, and not just secondary characters."
 * Ignitus: "(Sigh). your right. That Anaconda's foul inetnt is more urgent now. (looks into chili) take care, Spyro. take care of them all."
 * they turn back to the pool.
 * Icky was relaxing. suddenly, the same Anaconda from before, with the lobster, alogater, and goat from before sneaking up on him.
 * Anaconda: "Now, where were we, bird? Oh right! you were about to fall victim to the vengeful might, of El Skales Con Carnage, for you idioty!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, do you mind skaley? Your in my sun."
 * El Skales: (Grabs him by the throat with his tail) When I'm through with you, you'll be chopped up into bite-sized pieces so I won't have to worry about swallowing you whole. Ocassionally, that takes an hour. But anyway, prepare to be Kentucky Fried Chicken!
 * Icky: MOMMY!!!
 * Silver: (Grabs El Skales' body) Mr. El Skales?...You ever see what happens to a fresh plum when you squeeze real HARD! (Twists El Skales' body)
 * El Skales: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! (Drops Icky)
 * Celestia: What's all the commotion out here?...You know the rules! There'll be no brawling on this ship. Any further offenders will be confined to the brig for the remainder of the voyage...Am I clear,  Mr. Con Carnage?
 * El Skales:...Transparently. (Celestia leaves)
 * Icky: (Sighs in relief) What's that snake's problem? (Scoffs, imitating him) I'm a mean anaconda who isn't nice to anybody! Thanks for that back there, Silver.
 * Silver: Oh, my pleasure, lad. He won't lay a coil on ye' as long as we're around.
 * Lord Shen: "Didn't expected the crew to be so troublesome."
 * John Silver: "Well, alot of the rew has, a questionable history. We have to be careful around them."
 * El Skales was fumigating.
 * The lobster, Goat, and Alligater from before was lounging about, as other animal pirates did their thing. suddenly, a familer form appeared. Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty,
 * Shamus: "If you all can pardon my blunt speaking, everyone. are ye all..... (pulls out a big pirate sword) STARK CRAVING, TOTALLY BLINKING DAF!? YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MESS WITH ANYONE LIKE THAT! WE NEED THOSE LOUGERS TO REALISE MY DREAMS OF FINALLY RETURNING ALL THAT TREASURE TO THEIR RIGHTFUL OWNERS?!"
 * El Skales: 'That disrespectul bird was pointing his beck to where it doesn't belong, Captain Shamus."
 * Shamus: "Just call me Shamus, i'm not that, ambitious mad delusional pirate anymore! I got straight! now the only thing i want to do with that treasure, is return them to their rightful owners! If we are to do the mutany right, we do it my way, no slaughter or bloodshed! we can go as far as a hostage situation, but that's it!"
 * El Skales: "Then what's your plan to prevent those fools from stopping your plans?"
 * Shamus: "Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain?"
 * Sea Claw the lobster, Purse-skin the alligater, and Dead-brain the goat: "Sir?"
 * Shamus: "Make sure that prehistoric bird learns to mind his own beeswax next time, and do it, discretly."
 * Sea-claw: "We got ya boss."
 * Shamus: "I was hoping by making them believe the legend, they could've help us get the treasure, but thats to that grief-ridden goddess, they took me for an old drunken fool following fairy-tales! We'll have to be sneaky about this! the minute we get to the famed island of the tribe of the Ham-dams, that's when we make our move."
 * Dead-Brain: Ah, good plan, Shamus. Good plan.
 * Shamus: Thank you, Dead-Brain. And El Skales? DON'T screw this up again! Ye' almost sent yer'self to the slammer that time! Kapeesh?
 * El Skales: Kapeesh.
 * Shamus: "Good. as much as i do agree that prehistoric bird is rather, mouthy for his own good, we are not to be in par with the likes of Blot! Like i ask, no blood shed, not even on those we don't like the looks of! otherwise, i would've had no problem turning you into snakeskin boots long ago!"
 * El Skales: Aye-aye, sir.

Chapter 2: Captain Taiklar DarkHeart and the Loot of 100000 Realms
Spyro and the gang's location A few explanations later...
 * Spyro:...Okay, I think we're lost.
 * Fluttershy: (Sticking her head underwater, then comes back up) Well, I'm just glad to be out of that horrible place.
 * Tavin: Well, we hate to do this to you, mates, but we have to get out of here.
 * Rarity: "Your still on that "Tasmantis" Nonsense?"
 * Tavin: "I don't blame you skecticisum! But you will be pleasently surprise when I do find it! I could be famous! and also, i will finally meet somene in my spieces that's NOT a clone!"
 * Trixie: "Ok, fine! By all means, follow your deluded dreams!"
 * Tavin: YES! I'm finally gonna be a DAD once I have kids! (Laughs as he begins to put on his suit)
 * Jake: Hey, mates? Care tell why your pony buddy is doing that? (Notes Fluttershy as she continues sticking her head in the water)
 * Twilight: It's kind of a long story. We'd rather not explain.
 * Spyro: Just go on and enjoy yourselves at that Tasmantis place you're talking about.
 * Tavin: Suit yourself, mates. (Jake and Tavin dive, and Fluttershy sees them in the water below)
 * Fluttershy: (gargling): "Wow, a sea rat and a dog thingie."
 * Cynder: "Well, we're gonna be here for awhile. we lost our fraft full of supplies, and we didn't pack any food. And sense our vegitarian friends can't eat fish, we must find land now."
 * Spyro: "We are. That island those pirates were talking about. Though i doubt their reasons for being there, but we can't tread water forever."
 * Twilight: "Risky as that is, your right."
 * Spyro and Kairi are still noticing Fluttershy sticking her head underwater.
 * Twilight: "Fluttershy, your becoming unhealthingly obessed of the ocean! and i think that salt water's getting in your head throught your ears! stop now!"
 * Spyro: Oh come on Twi just let her explore the sea. Besides it is where Spongebob camefrom pluse remember when Fluttershy got sick when we took Kairi to Sea World?
 * Twilight: "I don't remember that!"
 * Sparx: "That's because there was no episode on that."
 * Twilight: "But aren't you guys worred she would drown? or worse, that salt makes her dehidrated and insane?"
 * Spyro: Well, I know someone who can help Fluttershy to either swim and breath like a fish or give her a mermaid tail so she wont drown.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Who?"
 * Spyro: King Triton.
 * silence.
 * Twilight grabs Spyro, and begins slapping him!
 * Twilight: "HE'S IN (SLAP) ANOTHER (SLAP) WORLD (SLAP) YOU (SLAP) IDIOT! (SLAP SLAP SLAP!)"
 * Spyro: "Ow. Hooves are hard."
 * Gilda: "Ok, ok, fine! Alright fluttershy, the pool's close! Time to get out of the pool!"
 * Trixie: "Yes! the purple one is concern for thy safety!"
 * Kairi: Riku, if we ever get home when this adventure is over, remind me to ask Godmother Celestia to give Twilight a vacation and atlot of anger management classes.
 * Riku: "Kairi, we're all stressed out, tired, and grateful we're alive. Let Twilight be a bitch if she wants too! those jerkoffs did things to her!"
 * Spike begins to notice something in one of Twilight's books about the legends of the United Universes.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wow Twi, why did you reacted like that?"
 * Riku: It's not really Twilight's fault that she's doing this to Spyro, Dashie. Its also not just our stressed out moods. It's the sun thats making her go crazy.
 * Twilight bucks Riku in the crocth!
 * Riku: "DO'H!"
 * Twilight: "DON'T EVER INSULT THE SUN LIKE THAT AGAIN?! IT IS A SYMBOL OF CELESTIA'S KINDNESS AND WARMTH?!"
 * The Cursaders gasp at this along with Fluttershy after peeking into the ocean and saw what just happend.
 * Applejack: Oh, Nelly!
 * Twilight: "WHAT ARE YOU INFADILES LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT FOR?!"
 * Scootaloo spinned her hoove around like before the last time she went alittle nuts.
 * Pinkie: (Now scared of what now the mad drivin Twilight is about to do next) Quick sombody do somthing to make Twilight snap out of it fast!
 * Twilight: "HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING MAD?! I AM PERFECTLY FINE!....... BABAOOY, BABABOOY, HOWERD STERN'S PENIS! BABABOOY, BABABOOY?!"
 * Spike after seeing this which is now "Enough is Enough" lets out his green dragon flame at Twilight and slaps her across the face several times.
 * Spike: SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!!
 * Twilight (Finally coming to her senses) Huh?
 * Kairi: I thought you were better then this, Twilight.
 * Riku: "Like i said before, stressed. You can be amaze what becomes of a person after managing to escape pirates. happens to the best of us."
 * Twilight looks at her friends who are now terrified of her bad behavior against Spyro. Pinkie and Rarity look like they are about to cry. Applejack, Trixie and Gilda are in shock and disbelief at Twilight's violent behavor, Fluttershy is complety shaking at the sight of Twilight with Rainbow Dash conforting her while giving Twilight a glare of disapointment along with Cynder and Riku. The crusaders now shaken backed away while hugging eachother while Spike and Kairi come over to confort Spyro while looking at Twilight angerily.
 * Twilight: "Wha, what happened?"
 * Kairi: You have become the very monster Sandy and Spongebob were when she was Cruel to Stephen and he yelled at Icky while thought Gary was more important to him then his friends.
 * Gilda: "Whoa, too harsh. At least Twilight has an exquse here, she's stressed out, and we were lucky we didn't get gutted by Pirates."
 * Trixie: "Agreed, i did FAR worse then slap a dragon repeatedly, and kick a human in the momze-daddy button!"
 * Applejack: "Same here, we're all just tired and nerved-wreck, anyone of us would've done the same things, or even worse."
 * Sparx: reguardless, Spyro had good intentions on helping Fluttershy explore the ocean without drowning but your stressed attitude have turned you into a big bully/jerk to Spyro.
 * Applebloom: And I thought Babs had issues along with Daimond Tiara's attitude towards blankflanks.
 * Cynder: Twilight, if you can't see the kind compassion and friendship advice Spyro is giving to Fluttershy, then I guess your no better then Discord or even Queen Chrysalis.
 * Twilight;s eyes begin to tear up after realizing what she just did.
 * Twilight: What have I done?
 * Spyro: "Everyone! the whole thing's my fault! I briefly failed to remember we were in a bad situation! Twilight was just looking out for Fluttershy, and, yeah, if Triton was here, he would've done more then make Fluttershy sea wrothy. I mean, Triton in Desteny islands? Wow, that was stupid. Don't be mad at Twilight. were all messed up right now, ok? It was dumb of me for saying that."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, i supposed it didn't help i was looking in the water more then normally accepted."
 * Applejack: 'That's what I, Trixie and Gilda was trying to say!"
 * Spyro focus his attention Twilight.
 * Spyro: Twi.. I'm really sorry. It was in bad taste.
 * Twilight: (while holding back tears) Well, see.... Spyro...I didnt mean to...Ohhhh! (runs to the lifeboat bow puts her hooves over her eyes and starts sobbing)
 * Spike: "So, we should be mad at Spyro for giving a well meaning but totally stupid idea?"
 * Applejack: "No one's being mad at anyone! Let's all just, get our heads togather! Those who said rude things to Twi should apologies now!"
 * Kairi: Applejack is right. No ones playing the blame game now, not while were in somthing serious. We're eachother's family and we cant fall apart now.
 * Riku: Then, I'll go first to apologize to Twi since I started it. Sorry i forgot your serious loyalty to Celestia.
 * Applejack: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Scootaloo: I'll go next. Sorry i did that spinny thing."
 * Kairi: Pinkie Pie?
 * Pinkie: "What did i do?"
 * Rainbow Dash: You freaked out which made Twilight's madness worse before Spike put a stop to it.
 * Pinkie: "Oops. Sorry."
 * Applejack: "Anyone else?"
 * Spyro: Which is last but not least, me. I really am Sorry Twi. I was just trying to help Fluttershy out in her intrest of the ocean.
 * Twilight (finally calming down now): It's ok. Spyro. You were just trying to be a good friend and thats what friends do. They look out foreach other. My only wish now is that I realized that sooner.
 * Applejack: (to Kairi while Smiling) Well Kairi, whatcha think of that?
 * Cynder: ".... I'm the most sorry, Twilight. i compared you to your worse enemies! how could've i been that way!? It's Penny all over again....."
 * Rarity: "Wait, pardon?"
 * Pinkie: "What's a Penny?"
 * Kairi: Looks like I have some explaning to do.
 * Applebloom: "Who's Penny, miss Kairi?"
 * Scootaloo: And what did Cynder did to this Penny Girl that was so bad.
 * Sweetie Belle: And how did you...Uh?... Yeah, what they said!
 * Pinkie: "OH! STORY TIME! (SUDDENLY PULLS SNACKS OUT OF NOWEHERE!) TELL US THE STORY!"
 * Rainbow Dash (while making herself confortable with Fluttershy and Gilda): This will be a good story to hear, right Gilda and Fluttershy?
 * Cynder sadly sulks away from the event, look at her relfection in the sea.
 * Suddenly Cynder's reflection turns into her adult Dark Cynder form Like Kovu's reflection taking the form of Scar after Simba falsey casted him out of the Pride Lands due to Zira's bribing threats.
 * Cynder quietly gasped!
 * the relection was gone, normal Cynder is appearent.
 * Riku: Cynder, are you ok?
 * Cynder: "Duh, i'm fine. I'll be fine."
 * Suddenly Cynder has a flashback of her first encounter with Ansem Seeker of Darkness and what he told her, Riku and Shen back in the World that Never Was in Spyro/Spongebob and Friends Get Spirited Away. after such, a maniacly laughing Malefor!
 * Cynder was breaching heavly.
 * Sparx: "Uh, did those pirates forced you to drink sea water?"
 * Cynder: It's nothing Sparx, I'll be fine.
 * Riku: Your thinking about what Ansem told you and Shen, are you?
 * Cynder: "NO I'M NOT?!"
 * The other paused at what Cynder had just said.
 * Cynder: (Sighs) I just, don't wanna hear the story. Why hear something you were already there in when you know how it's gonna end?
 * Sparx: Cool, cause Kairi aint gonna start story time without all of us together.
 * Cynder: "I'm going to fly for abit, clear my mind."
 * Sparx: "Are you sur-"
 * Cynder: "I'M POSTITIVE?!"
 * Cynder flew off in a huff.
 * Sweetiebelle: "Uh, why did Cynder turned into a total crancky pants?"
 * Sparx: "Must be her time of the month."
 * Applebloom: "Time of the month?"
 * Sparx: "Well, sometimes older girls go throug- (Suddenly, a piece of iron appears on Sparx's mouth) Mmf, mmm mmmf!"
 * Trixie: "No thanks are nessersary."
 * Scootaloo: "Ok, now what's really wrong with Cynder? Is she going nuts like Twilight?"
 * Twilight: Maybe what's happened to us lately is REALLY getting to our heads.
 * Fluttershy: I couldn't agree more.
 * Scootaloo: So, Fluttershy, how did you end up getting interested in the sea all of a sudden?
 * Sweetiebelle: Yeah, you're starting to become more like Melody.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I really don't wanna talk about it.
 * Applebloom: Well, we can fix that. Once we find the nearest island, be sure to meet with us in private, okay?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...sure. Okay.
 * Applebloom: (Whispering to the Crusaders) Cutie marks, here we come!
 * Scootaloo: You know it!
 * Pinkie: "Please tell us the story Kairi! (makes puppy dog eyes, and starts to wimper like a dog)"
 * Gilda: "Oh, for the love of bronies!"
 * Kairi: Well, I suppose it all started when me and this girl named Penny were captured when Cynder was still corrupted...
 * Kairi: And you see, that was when I had the oppertunity to meet the Shell Lodge for the first time.
 * Cynder: Of course, I didn't really mean all those rude comments about Penny. It was the darkness inside me that said that. But the stupidest thing that happened during the team-up with Madam Medusa was that she was so greedy, that she betrayed us and kept the diamond for herself in the end.
 * Twilight: Whoa...that was quite a downer.
 * Cynder: Tell me about it.
 * Kairi: After that, the Lodge had been watching over me not just as guardians, but as family. And with me in their hands, they managed to find Spyro in the WB version of Camelot, and help him get the courage to defeat Dark Cynder, and cure her from her corruption.
 * Pinkie: "But did Cynder ever make amends to Penny."
 * Cynder: "I was not able to meet her again personally, but sometime before our atlantis adventure, we recived a letter from her."
 * Applebloom: "What was it about? What did it say?"
 * Kairi pulled something from her bag, reveling a crayton drawing of Cynder, and words on the back that said, "No hard feelings Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean."
 * Kairi: It said "No hard feelings, Cynder. Kairi always told me you were not always so mean. Signed, Penny"."
 * Cynder: Wow. She must've heard I was rescued from my corruption long ago. Besides, that's a nice drawing of me.
 * Twilight: That was pretty thoughtful.
 * Fluttershy: So, what can we find out about this pirate myth that mean gorilla told us about?
 * Kairi: I don't know, yet. But whoever this keyblade-wielding pirate is, we need to know about it.
 * Spyro: We just need to find someplace to help us concentrate.
 * Spike: "Actelly guys, during Twilight's meltdown, i saw she brought a book about United Universe legends."
 * Twilight: Oh, of course. The UUniversal Legends Book. I always keep something like that. (Gets book, and searches it) Let's see, warlords, wizards, mythical species, Ah-ha! Pirates!
 * Cynder: Got anything about a keyblade-wielding pirate?
 * Twilight: I'm looking...hmm...Well, I got one keyblade-wielding pirate in here. It's the folk tale of Captain Taiklar Blackheart and the Loot of 100000 Realms.
 * Spyro: Well, he seems to fit the profile all right. What's it say about him?
 * Twilight: It says that Captain Taiklar Blackheart was a keyblade-wielder who was bound to corruption, and formed a pirate crew who robbed about thousands of worlds around the UUniverses, including the royal ones. He was so powerful, that he defeated even immortals including King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight of Equestria...wait a minute, who are King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight? I find those names strangely familiar for some reason.
 * Spyro: Hmm, I never heard of them.
 * Cynder: I find them familiar, too. But it's been so long ever since I last thought of them.
 * Twilight: Well, whoever they were, we'll find out soon. Anyway, Captain Blackheart defeated immortals and mortals and robbed them of their wealth. No one knows where Taiklar stashed the treasure he stole, but they say some of his crew's ancestors still live today.
 * Kairi: How long ago was this?
 * Twilight: It says that Taiklar was born during the 10th century, and died of lung cancer somewhere unknown. No one has ever found his body, but Taiklar's stolen treasure still lies somewhere in the UUniverses...10th century? That's a century before Celestia and Luna defeated Discord. That means that Taiklar has lived during Equestria's younger years.
 * Rainbow Dash: Unbelievable! Just unbelievable!
 * Gilda: "But how come i never heard of King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight?"
 * Sparx: "Uh oh! Something tells me we're looking at another High Council conspirity! i mean, us not knowing who those two are?! Tailkar or whatever he is concsidered to be a myth?! I'm just spit-balling here, but, What this guy killed those two?"
 * Twilight: Hmm...Spike, do we have that book about Equestria's history with us?
 * Spike: Oh, yes, we do, Twilight. It's right here. (Takes out a book that says 'Equestrian History')
 * Twilight: Alright, let's see if we have any info on King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. (Opens book, and looks through pages)...10th century...Equestrian rulers...here it is. King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. It says that...(Gasps) Oh, dear! No wonder those names sounded familiar!
 * Spyro: What is it, Twilight?
 * Twilight: Well, this may be kind of a shock, but...King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight are...are Princess Celestia and Princess Luna's biological parents.
 * Pinkie: PERMISSION TO FREAK OUT!!!
 * Spyro: Celestia and Luna's parents? Wow!
 * Cynder: Of course! Now I remember everything! When I was first corrupted, Malefor told me that Chernibog corrupted Captain Taiklar to serve as one of the army. But Taiklar didn't approve, and went out on his own to become a pirate, which was his childhood dream. But the corruption made him VERY greedy, and he began robbing thousands of wealthy worlds, many of which include Equestria. he and many other criminals took advantage of the High council's turned eye on the worlds in the real first cartoonian war."
 * Pinkie: "You mean the one with Cobra wasn't the first one?"
 * Cynder: "That's the second war, it's mistakenly called the first because there was very little knowlegde of the real one."
 * Twilight: I just can't believe Celestia never told me about this.
 * Fluttershy: Maybe it was too horrible for her to reveal to anyone else.
 * Sparx: "If the High Council did conspirisized this, they didn't do a good job cenzoring it."
 * Cynder: That's true, The High Council actually covered it up by saying that King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight still lived, but left to an unknown realm. And it seemed to have worked because everybody thought that Taiklar was a pirate myth. But some people, like Captain Blot, believe the 'myth', and scavenge the UUniverses for the location of The Loot of 100000 Realms, but never lived long enough to reach it.
 * Spyro: So where did he hid the treasure after he took Nightus and Heavenslight's lives?
 * Twilight: Well, it actually doesn't say.
 * Trixie: "Not sure it helps, but i over heard from those otters that they found the possable location, in an island of cute hamsters."
 * Sparx: "Hamsters? That doesn't sound so bad."
 * Trixie: "After they managed through an Elephant seal cove."
 * Sparx: "Not a problem, they can keep to tehmselfs."
 * Trixie: "And a Sea monster invested waters."
 * Sparx: "Hey, we all know their myths."
 * Trixie: "And a secter filled with shape-shifting bird sirens!"
 * Sparx: "Oh......."
 * Suddenly Spike remembers what Blot told Spyro while showing him his treasure map.
 * Trixie: "But unfortunealy, those brutes are far away by now, so we can kiss following them goodbye."
 * Spike: "Maybe, we don't need too."
 * Trixie: "Well, explain little one."
 * Spike: Remember when Blot showed us that map of his? The One Related to Spyro's inheratage to Kingdom Hearts?
 * Spyro: "But i am still doubtful on that! WHta does my heratage have anything to do with some mythcal riches? i mean, once thought mythical, or maybe still, i don't know anymore! But i know this! my heratage and some pirate's fanisty are too completely different things!"
 * Twilight: "Well, we don't we try to find out why Blot think those two have something in common?"
 * Spyro: "... I did planned that. Sorry, i'm both curious but sketic at the same time. I want to find out, but at the same time, i thing it's nonsense. Everything's becoming complacated! it's like, someone wanted us to end up here!"
 * Cynder realises something.
 * Cynder: "The storm. Cobra. Guys, i think Cobra made that storm happened!"
 * everyone else: "WHAT?!"
 * Cynder: "Trust me, he told me his meddailian has the power to malmitulate weather! i bet he's respondsable! he made that storm happen so we are to end up in Blot's terratory to try to get us killed, and make Spyro, Kairi, and possably me captured, and the rest of you out of the picture!"
 * Trixie: "Are you sure?"
 * Cynder: "(Scoffs), he once made snowstorm and a tornado at the same time in new york!"
 * Pinkie: "A SNOWNADO?!"
 * Cynder: Yes and he casted a tornadio in a trailer park one time, then a flash flood in a desert.
 * Trixie: "WHY WOULD THAT OLD SKALEY FART DO THAT TO US LIKE THAT?! THAT IS EVIL, EVEN FOR HIM?!"
 * Spyro suddenly spots an island out in the distance.
 * Cynder: "If i know him well, he clearly wanted to cheat Spyro, Kairi, and Maybe me out of the safety of the lougers so the united universe is to fall to darkness."
 * Spike: So that explains that really intense storm!
 * Spyro: Guys, look!
 * Gilda: "What? We're busy saying we really hate Cobra's guts now!"
 * Kairi (begins to see the island too and points at it) Look at that!
 * Trixie: "Land? LAND?! LAND!"
 * Sparx: "Do you think that's the island Blot and those other jerks are heading, or even, that treasure thing?"
 * Riku: Well, theres only one way to find out, Sparx!
 * Pinkie Pie: YAY!!!! REALLY FUN SEAFAIRING ADVENTURE, HOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: "PINKIE PIE!"
 * Rarity: "Do you want those sea faring brutes to find us?!'
 * Pinkie: "Sorry."

Chapter 3: The Native Hamster Inhabited Island
the Rescue ship. The island. After the camp was set up an hour later
 * Icky and Iago were lounging about.
 * Icky: "Ahh, there's nothing like a sea fairing adventure to clear the mind, Iago ol' buddy."
 * Iago: My thoughts exactully, Ick.
 * The two spot Ganny Gricky tossing some food overboard.
 * Granny Gricky: Ashes, feeding time!
 * Icky: "Oh, granny's wasting food again for her absoluty not real pet!"
 * Iago: "Should we stop her?"
 * Icky: "Nah, she'll only get volient. I say just let go and let live i say. Just let Granny do what she wants, and she won't complain too much."
 * Iago: "Are you sure?"
 * Icky: "Oh, i'm postitive. Let me tell you this story about this one time with granny and my dad which a is a pretty good and long story that i'm sure will get a chuckle out of you completely uniterup-"
 * Suddenly the two heard a splash!
 * A crew member: "UGLY OLD BIRD OVERBOARD!"
 * Icky and Iago: What?
 * The two qickly left intime just as Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain who where hiding nearly got them.
 * Sea-Claw: Shoot, Almost had them!
 * Icky, Iago, Icky's family and the other louger rush to the side deck to see Gricky in the ocean.
 * Gricky: Thanks for finally drawing my Bath, Icky!
 * Icky: "GRANNY, GET YOUR OLD BUTT OUT OF THERE NOW!!"
 * Gricky: No way! This is my first bath in decades!
 * fishes are seen flouting up as there's an unsetlling coloring in the water.
 * Iago: "Who knew your granny was an eviermental hazard?"
 * Lord Shen (Looking at this): Good Heavens!
 * hidden from sight, El Skales is seen looking in the cannon hole. Skales is holding a tank feeled with pollution eating piranas.
 * El Skales: "These Pollosion eating piranas from that labertory i robbed from should take care of the old woman i purposely and secretly knocked overboard."
 * El Skales pours the creatures in the water.
 * El skales: "Oh-oh-oh yes, my fishes, eat!"
 * a huge shcool is seen heading torwords Granny Gricky.
 * Icky (Dubbed as Sid) Quick! Somebody do somthing!
 * Joe: Gomamon, I think now is the time for you to digivole!
 * the piranas began to eat through the pollosion with no problems!
 * Granny Gricky: "So relaxing."
 * Gomamon: GOMAMON DIGIVOVLE TO....IKKAKUMON!!!!
 * Ikkakumon dives into the sea and quickly swims towards the piranas!
 * Piranha: Whoa-whoa-whoa! We don't want any trouble dude!
 * Ikkakumon: You TALK?
 * Piranha: We're not feeding on your buddy, man! We just want to clean up the shit she's leaving in the water.
 * Ikkakumon: "Well, thanks for doing the eviverment a favor. I'm gonna do it a bigger one and get her of the water."
 * Pirana: Yeah, your really gonna do her a solid yo. Oh, and uh, look out for that anaconda dude, i think he's the one who knocked her over in the first place, and thought we was gonna eat her yo. Dude, where did he left his brains yo?"
 * Suddenly the Piranas spot a silhouette of a giant dragon-like creature in the distance.
 * Pirana: "YIKES! SWIM AWAY MAN! A MONSTER! oh, not you, there's an even bigger one COMING THIS WAY!"
 * The pollosion eating piranas make a swim for it!
 * Ikkakumon: "What were those guys talking about?"
 * Back on the Surface, Matt and Tai are about to throw Icky into the sea to save Gricky.
 * Spongebob: Ok guys, now!
 * a huge creature like moan is heard.
 * Icky: "Uh, what was that."
 * huge sprouts of water, shot Ikkakumon and Gricky up in the air!
 * Gricky: "GOOD ONE, ASHES!"
 * Icky's family: "ASHES?!"
 * Ikkakumon returns to the form of Gomamon as Gricky lands on Icky again while everyone sees the giant dragon silhouette vanish into the depths of the ocean.
 * Icky: "What... in the animal kingdom..... WAS THAT?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, like you said when you once dragged me to fight those fighters, the united universes is filled with strange things and wonders."
 * Icky: "Well, i didn't said it like that. But still, what was that?!"
 * Gricky: What you peep'n toms all looking at!? (Talking to Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward and the Hyenas) Lady can't take a bath in peace? Eye-balling me like a rump roast, *mumbles* I outta...
 * Izzy: Whats the life expectancy for an elderly female ichthyornis?
 * Gricky bonks Izzy on the head!
 * Gricky: "None of yer damn business, bone head!"
 * in the cannon hole, El Skales made a growling hiss as his goes back in.
 * El Skales: "How could my plan go wrong? I hate that stupid bird! Next time, he nor his family will escape El Skale's cluthes."
 * Sudden El Skales was grabbed by Sea-Claw, Purse-skin, Dead-brain and they flung him to a wall.
 * El Skales: "What is the meaning this you idiots?! Is this anyway to treat Shamus's first mate?"
 * Sea-Claw: We'll your not Shamus' first mate anymore, cause after that little stunt you pulled with the piranas, we told Shamus that he's got a traitor in his mist trying to sabotage his plan.
 * Suddenly Shamus appears.
 * Shamus: And it appears that traitor is you, El skales, you tried to ruin me pain by braking me no bloodshed rule!
 * El Skales: "Look, it failed anyway! something, strange happened, that blasted old hag lived!"
 * Shamus: "Well, i guess i can't punished you too greatly for that. Boys, leave me to discuss this with Skales, resume what i previously ordered you."
 * Sea-Claw: "Aye-aye boss!"
 * the trio ran off.
 * Shamus: "Listen Skales, i do not want ye to pull of another stunt like this, or, i will not he held accountable, if your suddenly found gutted! is that clear?"
 * El Skales made a growling hiss again
 * El Skales: ("This is bullshit! I guess it's time I got out the big guns. In order to get to Icky and his family, both Shamus and his plan to return the legendary treasure to their rightful owners has got to go.") Transparently. (Shamus leaves, and  El Skales makes an evil looking smile like The Grinch, and makes his way to Celestia's Quarters)("And not only will I get my coils on Icky and his family, but I'll have the treasure! Phase One: Be a Tattle-Tale!")(Knocks on door) Your highness, may i have, a meeting with you?
 * It was getting Sundown and Spyro's group rowed their life boat to the beach.
 * Trixie: "AW! FINALLY! LAND! OH SWEET, FORGIVING LAND! HOW I CRAVE YOU! (Trixie started to kiss the sandy beach!)"
 * A hermit crab: "HEY YOU DANG DEER?! STOP KISSING ME FRONT YARD!"
 * Trixie screamed and ran back on the boat but now Rarity stepped out to kiss the sandy beach.
 * Hermit Crab: "Hey! that goes double to you, ya darn moose!"
 * Rarity: How rude!
 * Gilda: I got this, Rar!
 * Hermit Crab: "Hey get lost, ya big rooster!"
 * Gilda let out a big griffin roar which scared the hermit crab away!
 * Applejack: "Wow, that was one terratorial little critter."
 * Gilda: Yep but hes gone now. (Turning to Trixie and Rarity) Ok, ladies you can go ahead and kiss the beach, now.
 * Trixie and Rarity did just that!
 * Pinkie sees some bushes filled with colorful and perfectly edible berries while Sparx spots some tasty butterflies to eat.
 * Pinkie: "Berries!"
 * Sparx: "Aw sweet, more of those fly thingies!"
 * Pinkie happily bounces to the pushes to eat some of the berries while Sparx snatch some butterflies and eats some.
 * Kairi: (To Fluttershy while helping her out of the life boat) Now, are you sure you can handle yourself since your wings are still sore form those blades, dry starfish and that leopard seal's fangs, Fluttershy?
 * Fluttershy: "Well, i think s-"
 * Twilight: "Pinkie Pie! what are you doing?!"
 * Pinkie: Oh, i'm just having some tasty berrys silly. (gives Twilight a blue one with her hoove) Here, try one.
 * Twilight: "Pinkie, we can't go around in a strange island and eat the things there, what if their poisonious, or worse, i once read that there's a spiecal kind of berry that, though doesn't kill you, makes you fall into a sleep, and you'll never wake up!"
 * Riku: These berries are ok, Twi. They grew on the Destiny island with the papu fruit, they are ok to eat. (picks a ripe orange berry from a bush and gives it to Spike) You wanna try one Spike.
 * Trixie: "Sparkle, i don't blame you for being cautious, but lighting up!"
 * Twilight: "Look, you'll admit you never been to this island before, right?"
 * Riku: "Tecnecly, true. But trust me, look up Desteny Islands in one of your books, you might bepleasently surprise."
 * Twilight: "Spike, did i pack any books about "Desteny islands" flora and fauna?"
 * Spike (after eating the orange berry Riku gave him) This really good! You gotta try these, Twilight. Oh wait, you asked me to get a book or something?
 * Twilight: "Yes, or otherwise i might as well strave in fear of poisonious fruit!"
 * Unkown to her another hermit crab appeared from the sand, quietly sneeked up on Twilight and pivhed her on her tusshie with his claws.
 * Twilight: "YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 * Spyro, Kairi and the others laughed as Twilight paniced and ran round with the crap still pinching her flank.
 * Twilight: Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!
 * Spike: (Laughs) If only Shining Armor and Taiku were here to see this!
 * Trixie: "Tai-who?"
 * Spike: "Maybe on a better time. I better get that book Twilight wants."
 * Applejack: "Well, is anyone gonna get that crab off her flank?"
 * Spyro: Dont worry Applejack, I got this one. Ok Twi, this is going to sting a little and the rest of you may wanna cover your ears. But I'm going to be very gentel with my electricity breath.
 * Twilight and the hermit: "ELECTRO-WHAT?!"
 * Kairi and the others covered their ears.
 * Spyro lets out a gentel volt of electricity at the hermit crab that hits him on inpact but it also stung Twilight's flank!
 * Twilight screams so loud, it can be heard in the entire united universes!
 * Hermit crab: "Ok, ok, i'm leaving and out of here boy!"
 * the Hermit crab makes a run for it!
 * Spike: Good thinking Spyro.
 * Kairi: (While checking her bag) Dont worry Twilight, I got some healing cream and some bandages in here somewhere, but not the bandages I used on Fluttershy's wings, but dont sit down untill I do this ok?
 * Twilight: "Won't plan on it."
 * Spike, trying to resist laughing: "I got, (snickers) that desteny islands flora and fauna book you wanted!"
 * Spyro: Ok guys, before we look at this book, lets get a camp set up. We'll check that flora and funa book out before we go hiking tomorrow.
 * Riku and Spyro got a camp fire ready, Cynder and Gilda caught some fish to eat while Applejack, Rarity and the Crusaiders brought back some ripe island fruit with Pinkie bringing a basket full of ripe edible berries.

later, when the skelitons were baried. CMC's Tent Back at the Campsight. 1 hour of singing later... Cove the jungle. this song plays.
 * Kairi has finnished putting two bandages in the shape of an x on Twilight's flank after rubbing the healing cream on it.
 * Trixie: "(Giggles), I must say, "X" does mark the spot! (bursts into laughing)"
 * Kairi: (Giggles) Well, I'm glade you liked it. Your flank will be better in no time.
 * Pinkie: "Hey guys! Some silly filly left some Nightmare night decerations here!"
 * Pinkie points to some skelital remains of pirates.
 * The others Screamed!
 * Spyro: Cailm down guys, All in favor of me and Riku bariying the bodies, say Aye!
 * Sparx: Aye!
 * Kairi: Aye!
 * Cynder: Aye!
 * Twilight: Aye!
 * Spike: Aye!
 * The Mane 5 and Crusaiders: Aye!
 * Gilda and Trixie: Aye!
 * Riku: Well Spyro, the ayes have it! We better start digging!
 * Spyro: "Did anyone packed shovels?"
 * Gilda: "Uh, who packs shovels on a boating trip?"
 * Spyro: I'll just have to dig in the Sand with my claws then!
 * Trixie: "Whatever, just make quick work on those things!?"
 * Spyro: Riku be ready to dump those bodies in the hole once I'm done with this.
 * Riku: "I have to be the one to touch those things? (Sigh), fine."
 * Sparx: (To a corpse) Well who ever did this to you, he cant hurt you anymore.
 * Trixie: "Well, pardon me for being harsh sounding, but i think i'll rest easy without those bones being a nusience."
 * Spyro: I dont know where those dead bodies come from but I think this beach was a great battle feild long ago.
 * Twilight: "Well, if Tailkar is real, i bet they must've been rival pirates... or even, traitors."
 * Trixie: "Traitors?"
 * Riku: Well what did those guys do to Taiklar that made him kill them?
 * Twilight: "It varies. Maybe those pirates wanted the gold for themselfs. or maybe, they were morally conflicted by his actions, and wanted to steal the gold to make amends."
 * Trixie: "You mean, like, good pirates? do those even exsit?"
 * Kairi: "Yes. Sora told me so."
 * Trixie: "Really?"
 * Kairi Yeah, Sora told me and Riku about his adventures with Donald and Goofy before Lea's Nobody Kidnapped me and Riku was still with Diz that they encountered a Pirate Captain named Jack Sparrow.
 * Gilda: "Cool. What was he like?"
 * Kairi: I never meet him before but Sora told me that he, Donald and Goofy helped him reclaim his stolen ship "The Black Peal" from a greedy pirate named Barbossa.
 * The campfire showd some flashbacks of Sora, Donald and Goofy's first adventure with Jack Sparrow in Kingdom Hearts 2 as Kairi continued to narrite. eventally, she was done.
 * Kairi: "And that's how they saved Jack's world from being comsumed by the heartless."
 * Twilight: Well, that was a very interesting story
 * Fluttershy:...
 * Scootaloo: Psst! (Fluttershy sees them, and Scootaloo signals her to come to them, and Fluttershy does that)
 * Fluttershy: "What is it girls?"
 * Scootaloo: "What did we say, on the boat?"
 * Fluttershy: Oh, of course. Let's go. (Fluttershy and the Crusaders leave)
 * Applebloom: "First, we need the perfect swimsuit."
 * Fluttershy: Swimsuit?
 * Sweetiebelle: Yes. We're gonna help you with your little sea obsession. First, we're gonna teach you how to swim.
 * Applebloom: But what are we gonna do about, Twilight, Spyro and the others, If they find out what we're doing with Fluttershy, they may not like it!
 * Scootaloo: "Easy! We'll do lessons when they sleep!"
 * Applebloom: Hmm, good thinking. But, uh...I think there might be a good chance they'll hear the splashing.
 * Sweetiebelle: Then we'll do it in a secluded cove a bit far from here.
 * Scootaloo: "But we're still gonna have to wait for them to sleep."
 * Applebloom: "But, what if they start to do nightwatchs in case those pirates might be about."
 * Scootaloo: Then we're gonna have to distract them with either another story from Kairi or a campfire song.
 * Sweetiebelle: "But what if dangerious creatures lerk about here."
 * Applebloom: "Well, we're gonna have too look at Twilight's desteny islands animal and plant book, just to be sure."
 * Fluttershy: Sounds like a lot of trouble just to help me with something I want.
 * Applebloom: Aw, please, Fluttershy? We just wanna make you happy.
 * Fluttershy: Well, as much as I wanna explore the sea...I guess I can accept it. But instead of doing all this complicated stuff, wouldn't it be simpler to just tell them?
 * Scootaloo: "I don't think they would approve. You saw how Twilight reacted!"
 * Fluttershy: Well, that's probably because she was stressed out after what those pirates did to us.
 * Scootaloo: Yes, but still, we can't risk it.
 * Fluttershy: Come on girls, I'm sure, Spyro and Kairi will understand.
 * Applebloom: "Sorry, but no. We're in dangerious terratory pluse we havent explored the island untill tomorrow, they'll never let us go."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh.... I suppose."
 * Spyro: So thats the story of Sora's second visit in Jack Sparrows world before they, Riku and the King along with Ansem the Wise defeated Xemnas' Organization XIII after they came to rescue you?
 * Kairi: "Yes. Sora had alot of- (yawns), adventures."
 * Gilda: "I think it's about time we hit the sack."
 * Riku: "Yes. But, to be on the safe side in the events of Blot, or any island dangers, one of us has to stay watch."
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, oh, guys. Can I sing you a campfire song?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Please don't!"
 * Kairi: Oh, that will be just fine, Sweetie Belle.
 * Spyro: Yeah, cause we got a big day of terking in the jungle ahead of us tomorrow.
 * Rainbow Dash: Here we go.
 * Trixie: "Wow so quick to reject, rainbow one? What harm can there be in just a little--
 * Sweetiebelle: Ninety-nine buckets of oats on the wall, ninety-nine buckets of oats!...
 * Trixie: Yikes! I see what you mean. how long is this?
 * Rainbow Dash: Praticly, forever! We should just...(Yawns) Get to sleep, now, before the singing gets us to sleep itself.
 * Trixie: Well, I am...(Yawns)...getting fidgety.
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Fidgety' (Scoffs) That reminds me of Fidget.
 * Trixie: "Yeah, i much as i find him annoying, i miss that little twat. (yawns), i might say, i always found him, alittle cute, in his own, little bat way. what kind of bat is Fidget anyway?"
 * Rainbow Dash: I have no idea. But he's not a vampire bat, I'll tell you that. Maybe he's a fruit bat like his cousin, Batty.
 * Kairi: You know Trixie, even tough he messes up most of the time but (Yawns)...he really has a good heart like I always knew he would.
 * Gilda: "(Yawns), i'm not even that tired, but this yawning is contagious."
 * Spyro's group except for Fluttershy and the Crusaiders are now asleep.
 * Scootaloo: "Is she about done yet?"
 * Sweetie Belle: Now I am!
 * Scootaloo: "Good! now let's go!"
 * Fluttershy and the CMC sneek past the sleeping group.
 * Spyro quiletly awakes to see them heading for the cove where the Cmc are going to teach Fluttershy to swim.
 * Spyro: Hey, where are they going? I got to get Sparx and Kairi to come with me and see what Fluttershy and the girls are up too.
 * Spyro quielty wakes Sparx and Kairi up.
 * Sparx: Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
 * Kairi: Spyro? Wha...what is it?
 * Spyro: Fluttershy and the girls are up to something. Let's quietly follow them and see what the're doing.
 * Kairi: "Oh, Spyro. It's propbuly that swimming lesson they offered on the boat. remember?"
 * Spyro: You read my mind.
 * Sparx: "So why bother them for?"
 * Spyro: I just wanna make sure they need a safe escort back to the camp and see if Fluttershy really wants to see the world under the ocean. You wanna come along?
 * Kairi: Ok.
 * Spyro: Shhh! Quiet though, we musent wake the others.
 * Sparx: "Why not?"
 * Spyro: Well, remember how Twilight reacted? I don't want it happening again. We gotta keep this a secret.
 * Sparx: Ok, let's go.
 * Scootaloo: (Everyone is wearing swimsuits) Alright, Fluttershy, let's get started. The first rule about swimming, as we already know, is breathing.
 * Spyro, Kairi and Sparx hid from the jungle underbrush.
 * Sparx: Well, what do you know? It WAS a swimming lesson.
 * Spyro: SSSHH! We can't blow our cover until it's time. Let's just wait and see how this plays out.
 * Fluttershy: Okay, I get the 'breathing' part, but I don't think this'll be easy.
 * Sweetiebelle: Aw, C'mon, it's as easy as riding a scooter.
 * Scootaloo: "Girls, you have good intentions, but, just learning how to swim is one thing, but, to be a merpony.... that would be wonderful. If only Twilight didn't became a worrywart from this whole mess. If only Rarity had magic as strong as Twilight's. If only you were old enough to even do magic, Sweetiebelle. no offence. If only, anyone with magic can help me."
 * ???: "Is it magic ye requires. Then, i, the islands shawoman, can help."
 * Fluttershy and the fillies see a Viper-look-a-like native snake shawoman with a shell necklace, and a series of voodoo tatoos.
 * Scootaloo: "Uh, sorry, Rainbow Dash and my friends sisters told us not to talk to strangers."
 * Shawoman snake: "I seek you no harm. I am of the good tribe the Ham-dam."
 * Applebloom: "Uh, gesutight?"
 * Fluttershy: "You might, help me? You know magic?"
 * Shawoman snake: "I am the shawoman Wajinga. i offer help. I can grant your wish. i am off good juju."
 * Fluttershy: "Ok, please, make me a merpony!"
 * Wajinga: "It's a simple task, but, i must make you aware, you will only become so in water. on land, you will revert back to your normal form. also, when ever you get wet, your merpony form gets activated, and will stay that way until you are dry, or a strong enough magic fixes you, briefly until you return to water. there are added benifets, you will be able to comunicate with the sea life, befriend them, maybe, even find the hidden mythical city, of Eq-lantica."
 * Fluttershy: "Eq-lantica? I heard it vanished when the queen disrespected Discord!"
 * Wajinga: "Believe me child, it is here, and safe. problem is, the disrespectful and greedy land people scared them into hidding. I trust you are from their original realm, Equestia. I promised the queen when a Equestian comes, i am to make her a merpony, and treach her ponies to trust again. only learning to trust and tolerate even the most obnoxious of land people, the curse of Discord will be lifted, they will return home."
 * Fluttershy: "Yes, i want to them. Please! even if i have to give you my voice, i-"
 * Wajinga: "Child, i am not bad juju user. I promise, no payment of money, souls, or voices are needed. My only request, is that you trust me."
 * Wajinga: "Now, child, head torwords the water. the spell is casted."
 * Fluttershy: (Walks up to the water, and slowly dips her hoof in the water, and she quickly turns into a merpony with a beautiful pink tail fin with her cutie mark on it)...I can't believe it!...I'm a merpony?!?
 * Spyro: Whoa!
 * Sparx: Well, this is an unlikely turn of events.
 * Fluttershy: (Dives into the water, and swims around) I'M A MERPONY!!! (Laughs)
 * Wajinga: Once you come out of the water and dry, child, you'll have your hind legs again but once you touch the ocean, you will have your tail again. You can be both a pegesus and a merpony whatever you want.
 * the crusaders: "Aw."
 * Applebloom: "There goes our cutiemarks."
 * Scootaloo: "Thanks alot, snake lady!"
 * Wajinga: "I'm sorry, i feel as if my pressence wasn't appresiated."
 * Fluttershy: "Wait, you girls were helping me so you three can get cutiemarks?"
 * the crusaders: "....."
 * Scootaloo: "Well..... We are the cutiemark crusaders."
 * Fluttershy: "I..... I..... I can't believe you helped me to help yourselfs!"
 * Sweetiebelle: "But Fluttershy, we did wanna help!"
 * Scootaloo: "We just hope we get swim instricter cutiemarks out of this!"
 * Fluttershy cries.
 * Fluttershy: "NO WONDER THE MERPONIES DON'T LIKE LAND PEOPLE! YOUR ALL GREEDY AND SELF IMPOURENT!"
 * Fluttershy gets out, returns back to normal!
 * Fluttershy: "Thank you for helping, Wajinga, but i desided i am going to live only in Eq-lantic for now on!"
 * Fluttershy runs off!
 * Wajinga: "Child, please! I promise you these children meant no ill intentions!"
 * Fluttershy didn't hear her!
 * Applebloom: "Now look what you did, you old witch!"
 * Wajinga: "Children, please, i meant no ill will! I wanted to help her! i needed her to help the Eq-lantians return home! i made a promise to their queen! if they can't find their harmony, the merponies will turn into sea-beasts, and become the scourage of all!"
 * the crusaders: "(Gasps)"
 * Scootaloo: "And you put her there in that shark tank!"
 * Wajinga: "What?! no! I hope her kindness would help them embrace trust and compassion! My intentions are pure!"
 * Scootaloo: "Lier! let's throw rocks at this witch!"
 * Wajinga: "No children! i really did wanted to help!"
 * Spyro, Sparx and Kairi saw the whol thing.
 * Spyro: Oh this isnt good! Come on, Sparx! We gotta catch Fluttershy!
 * Kairi: "First, let's help Wajinga! i don't she intended putting Fluttershy in danger! the crusaders were the ones who made Fluttershy think in such a way!"
 * Sparx: But we cant let Fluttershy get away!
 * Spyro: Then we'll have to Split up and make this right. Kairi, you cailm the cursaiders down and reason with them that Wajinga didnt mean any real harm, Sparx and I will go into the Jungle and find Fluttershy!
 * Kairi: "Ok, but be careful! we still don't know what lives in this jungle."
 * Spyro: Right and good luck Kairi. We gotta find Fluttershy before she gets hurt or worse!
 * Sparx: Right behind you buddly.
 * Spyro: (To Kairi While flying off into the Jungle with Sparx while the music for when Rafiki leads Simba to the pond plays) We'll meet you back at the cove with the girls once we find Fluttershy!
 * The crusaders are armed with sharp looking rocks.
 * Wajinga: "Please children! listen to reason! The black juju witch Geogra wants to turn Eq-lantic into her slaves once the tranformation is complete! i can't let that tiger shark win!"
 * Scootaloo: "Now there's a dark magic tiger shark?! ROCK TIME!"
 * Kairi's Voice: GIRLS!!!! PUT THOSE SHARP ROCKS DOWN THIS INSTANT!!!!
 * the crusaders see Kairi!
 * Scootaloo: "But Kairi, that snake lady that looks like our friend viper tricked Fluttershy into doing a dangerious mission!"
 * Sweetiebelle: "With sea beasts and a black magic tigre shark!"
 * Kairi: Listen to me! Wajinga didnt mean for this to happen, you three were the ones who put Fluttershy into this mess with your swimming lession in the first place. Now put those rocks down this instant or so help me I will tell Applejack, Rarity and Rainbow Dash on you three and your going to get into so much trouble. UNDERSTAND!!!!
 * The Crusaders drop the rocks and look scared at Kairi while exotic tropical birds fly out of the jungle treetops.
 * Wajinga was still frighten, tears are escaping her face.
 * Kairi: I'm very sorry about what is becoming of your home, Wajinga and I'm sorry for the way these three fillies have been acting. They just didnt understand that you Need Fluttershy and I want to help you too.
 * Wajinga was still fearful, and tearing in regret.
 * Kairi: "What's wrong.
 * Wajinga: "...... I was, reminded of unpleasent childhood. i used to live in the towns with my Anaconda father. i was, speical, i was an offspring to an immortal good juju magic user. My mother, said she will only appear when i need her the most in a time of a true crisis. sadly, my childhood promblems, did not count. My mother does care for me, but rules of great spirits, prevent her to interfear too much with mortal affers, unless needed. the towns people feared my magic, afriad i am dangerious. my father acted voliently torwords them, and he was arrested and imprisoned for it. i was banished to this island as a result. during my torture, (cries), they throw stones. all of them hurt if hit, (cries), why? why did they fear me? Father said i am meant to free this world and the city Discord planted here from the horrors of the black juju witch! why, (cries louder), why am i feared?!"
 * Kairi: What?
 * Wajinga (drying her tears) But that not important right now, because Fluttershy shouldent have run off into the jungles of the Great Island of Ham-Dam alone at night!
 * Scootaloo: "Nothing happened to us when we did it! why?"
 * Wajinga: Because it is too dangerous for all who enter it when it gets dark and nightime is when Tacor, the local Ham-Dam island jaquar who looks like that feriorcus leopard from the disney incarnation of "Tarzan" is most active!
 * Scootaloo: "How bad is he?"
 * Wajinga: "Well, unlike the incarnation, he talks.... and terrably lacks humility."
 * a leopard with a almost sofisicated charm is seen. he is aided by a comical looking group of wild dogs.

Another part of the jungle the beach on a diffrent side of the island.
 * Wild dog 1: "That was brillent Tacor."
 * Tacor: (Laughs with delight) Your too kind, my faithful servants, did you find anything in my favorite hunting grounds tonight?
 * Wild Dog 1: "Butch, the report!"
 * Butch, wild dog number 2: "Mutch, the report!"
 * Mutch, wild dog number 3: "Touch, the report!"
 * Touch, 4th and final wild dog: "Duh, Loush, the report!"
 * Wild Dog 1, who's Loush: "Idiot, i'm loush!"
 * Touch: "Huh?"
 * Loush: "D'oh! fine! i'll do it! i think i saw a bunch of weirdly colored, mutant little horses."
 * Tacor: You mean pony?
 * Loush: "Uh yeah! that's about it!"
 * Tacor: "You don't suppose they of Equestia, do you? if so, Geogra's grand plans are being threaten! her dreams of being queen, and my chance to be the duke at her side are in danger! What do you say, we have a dinner date, gentlemen?"
 * Butch: Perfect, cause a yellow pegasus pony has been seen heading for your turf, Boss. Your three top dogs, Zhensy, Bango and Fred will meet her there then we'll arrrive to meet her and have ourselfs a little picnic.
 * Tacor: "Oh, you mean those over-cocky and over-zealous and extremely obnoxious jackel trio? Well, they're as much involved in this as us. Might as well. But they better not loused this one up!"
 * Spyro and Sparx were searching for Fluttershy above the jungle canapy which is attracting attention to the jungle tree dwellers.
 * A monkey, a toucan, and a Camilian have the biggest interest in them.
 * Monkey: "Cool, a purple dragon you guys!"
 * Toucan: "Uh, Banana, i don't think this is our concern. Eyes, help me out here!"
 * Eyes the camilian: "I see you. and I see londan. I see frence. and i see someones underpants."
 * Banana the monkey: "Oh, come on, Longzu, this island never seen them for who longs how long! We got to get them to come with us to the Ham Dam Hamster village!"
 * Eyes: "I see piza. I see mongollia. I see some hawk eating a rat."
 * Longzu: "Uh. Why do we hang out with Eyes again?"
 * Banana: "Come on, let's get his attention!"
 * Longzu: "And your plan is, what?"
 * Banana: My plan is to use that purple dragon to help us and the Ham-Dam Hamsters give that big ape Blot and his pirate possie the boot of course.
 * Suddenly Banana's conversation with Longzu and Eyes has caught Spyro and Sparx's attention.
 * Longzu: "I meant your plan on getting their attention!"
 * Banana: "Oh..... That, i don't know."
 * Spyro: Uh, excuse me, have you three seen a mermaid transformed pegasus pony fly through here?
 * Eyes: "I seen pony. I seen danger. I seen Tacor. I seen wild dogs. I seen the jackel trio. i seen danger."
 * Sparx: You already said that.
 * Spyro: "We got to hurry!"
 * Banana: "WAIT! i was hoping you can help us get rid of Blot! he's being a big jerk to everyone here in the island, exspically the poor Ham-dam!"
 * Spyro: Of course, but on one condition, you three, your friends, the other inhabitants and this "Ham-Dam" have to help us find our friend Fluttershy before she gets hurt!
 * Longzu: "But around here, it's considered a death sentence to disrespect Tacor!"
 * Banana: "Deal! That pussy cat has it too good for too long!"
 * Longzu: "And here we go."
 * Spyro: Thanks, Come on, Sparx we gotta hurry!
 * Banana: I'll get the howler monkeys to call all the animals and my possie together.
 * Longzu: And I must inform the Ham-Dam at once!
 * Fluttershy was standing about.
 * Fluttershy was breathing.
 * Fluttershy: "You can do this Fluttershy. Your new life as a Merpony awaits."
 * Suddenly she hears some comical laughter that makes her gasp and turn to see a pair of three yellow eyes glazing at her in the dark!
 * Fluttershy: "Meep!"
 * Out of the underbrush comes three jakel look alikes of Shenzi, Banzai and Ed acompined by their own squadron of Wild dogs who surround Fluttershy in a circle formation.
 * Fluttershy: "Double meep."
 * Female Jackel: Well, well, well, Bango. what have we got here?
 * Male Jackel: Hum? I dont know Zhensy. What do you think, Fred?
 * Fluttershy (thinks): "They're almost like the Hyenas."
 * Another male jackel that is Fred laughs idioitcly.
 * Male Jackel that is Bango: Yeah. Thats what I was thinking. Lord Tacor's little merpony snack.
 * Female Jackel that is Zhensy: Snack? Nah uh! We got him a king fit meal!
 * Fluttershy: "How, how did you know i'm a merpony?"
 * Bango: "HA! we didn't! we suckered you into saying it!"
 * Zhensy: Do you know what we and our boss, Tacor do to merponys who step on the beach and enter the jungle?