The Land Unknown

The Land Unknown is the 3rd episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodge Squad gets lost in a universe that is an alternate universe that clones the united universes, but lost in eternal conflict and injustise, and they also meet a ruthless warrior named Xandy. After discovering the world's history, and about Xandy's arch-nemesis, Xerxes XX, the Shell Lodge Squad must help Xandy defeat Xerxes before he unleashes a scheme more dangerous than his others: A diamond of pure power only to be touched by "The chosen one" as of an anicent elder propitcy, where the unwrothy are greatly removed from exsitence.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Music: Europe's The Final Countdown)

Chapter 1- The Wild New World
the Van was flying through space. 2 hours later... a forest clearing. base camp.
 * Spongebob: "Ahh, nothing like a good space travel to clear your head and shoove your- (suddenly falls asleep!)"
 * Gilda: "Damn it Icky, your still trying to get me to date you?"
 * Icky: "What makes you think that?"
 * Icky was holding flowers and chocolates and dressed very well.
 * Gilda made an annoyed face.
 * Gilda: "I had a hunch."
 * Skipper: "Gee, Icky, for someone who was told no time and TIME again, you are needlessly persisent!"
 * Trixie: "Why couldn't you acknowledged that Gilda is just not into you, bird?"
 * Creeper: 'Yeah, and save us the same old gags you two would offen create!"
 * Panic: "It's started to get old!"
 * Pain: "Older then Hades' unwashed underwear!"
 * Djon: "Older then Mr. Merlock!"
 * Shifu: "Older then Oogway!"
 * Po: "Older then Merlin!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Older then Lord Shen."
 * Lord Shen bongs Boss Wolf on the head!
 * Boss Wolf: "OW!"
 * Icky: "Hey, i am not the one who is stubbernly refusing request apawn request of SOMEONE who can't see that another someone LOVES him and/or her so much!"
 * Gilda: "Listen here you ugly dweeb! unless something life alterturing and death endorsing were to accure in the next 5 minutes or so, and we have to like, fight a giant lizard warlord or something, and get some powerful artifact, while allied to an alien squirl warrior, i am so NOT gonna EVER ever, ever, EVER DATE YOU!"
 * Icky: "Be careful what you say Gilda, Karma can be a tricky son of a-"
 * Gilda- Oh, shut up! What's gonna happen? Is a black hole gonna suck us all up? (Van gets sucked into gravitational pull of black hole portal) What the?
 * Mr. Dodo- Guys? We're being sucked into another black hole portal.
 * Icky- Don't say I didn't warn you.
 * Gilda- Okay, I'm sorry! Please get us out of here!
 * Mr. Dodo- Sorry, Gilda, but we can't. This gravitational pull is too strong for even our van to handle.
 * Trixie- WHAT?!? You can't be serious!
 * Mr. Dodo- As serious as a heart attack!
 * Trixie- OH MY GOSH! I DON'T WANNA DIE! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
 * Mr. Dodo- Calm down, Trixie! It's alright! This black hole portal won't kill us.
 * Trixie- Well, how do you know, Mr. I'm A Big Dumb Prehistoric Bird That Went Extinct?
 * Mr. Dodo- Hey, don't joke about that, that's like the Holocaust to me! Besides, we know because we've gone through one before and got sent to a Toy-based World.
 * Gilda- Well, for Icky's sake, I hope you're right. (Black hole portal sucks van inside)
 * the black hole's otherside spits them out, and the van ricershades to a planet, with the sound of screaming lougers!
 * CRASH!
 * Sparx- Mommy? Fluff my pillow?
 * Gilda- Whoa! I guess you were right, Dodo. The only question to ask now is...Where are we?
 * Kowalski- Well, let's check the UUniversal Guide. (Rico hacks up UUG)...WHOA! AMAZING!
 * Skipper- What is it, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski- According to this, we're not in the UUniverses anymore. Now we're in...another UUniverses.
 * Icky- (Jaws drop)
 * Sandy- Did you say...'another UUniverses'?
 * Kowalski- Yes. We're in a duplicate UUniverses where no animal species in our UUniverses can be found. But according to the UUniversal Guide, humans used to live in these UUniverses.
 * Private- Well, what happened to them? Did they go extinct?
 * Kowalski- Nope, they teleported to another dimension.
 * Sam- Well, I guess there's another question that remains...What planet did we crash on? HOLY BUTTER BISCUITS, LOOK AT THAT! (A large new species of animal walks near them)
 * Sparx- Whoa! Am I the only one who thought that was weird?
 * Spyro- What is that thing?
 * Monuncus.jpgski- Let's see what the UUniversal Guide has to say about that. (Uses UUG to scan animal) It says that this animal is what these UUniverses know as a Monuncus. It's a large herbivorous reptile with a golden neck-frill that is nearly indestructible, and makes a very good shield against predators.
 * Lord Shen: "Indestrucable, you say? Well, let's test that! (brings out his canon delux and fires at the Giant, the Monuncus faces them, and Cannonball bounces off his frill)
 * Monuncus- GRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGH!
 * Icky- Great, you've got it PO'ed!(Monuncus charges at Shell Lodgers)
 * Kowalski- Oops, I forgot to say it has a golden rhino horn good for charging at predators!
 * Lord Shen- YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT IN THE FIRST PLA--(Monuncus rams into him)OOF! My spleen!
 * Monuncus- I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH MY HEAD! (Charges for Lord Shen again)
 * Boss Wolf- LORD SHEN, LOOK OUT, IT'S CHARGING AT YOU AGAIN!
 * Lord Shen- Well, what am I supposed to do?
 * Kowalski- Get to it's vulnerable spots! Sure his frill is indestructible, but it's flanks are not.
 * Lord Shen- Oh, duh! (Monuncus charges closer to him, and Lord Shen jumps on his back)
 * Monuncus- HEY, GET OFF ME, YOU FAN-BUTTED BIRD!
 * Lord Shen- Yippy-ki-yay, Monuncawhatever! (Lord Shen stabs him in the back with a blade)
 * Monuncus- YAAAAHHHHGH! (Dies)
 * Savio: "Alright! We get to eat!"
 * Shenzi: "I CALL DIBS!"
 * Banzai: "MAN YOU ALAWAYS CALL DIBS!"
 * Savio: "SAVE THE JUICIER MEAT FOR SAVIO!"
 * The Hyenas and Savio eat the meat of the lizard.
 * Iago: "Carnovores, oy vey."
 * Icky eats a piece of meat from the lizard.
 * Icky: "Hey, don't knock it till you try. want some Gilda?"
 * Gilda: "I am mostly a fish griffion."
 * Icky: "Your part fish?"
 * Skipper: "Actselly, my naive friend, she means she prefers fish only."
 * Icky- Oh, heh, Duh!
 * Sandy- Well, at least after the meat-eaters finish their meal, lets at least take this chance to learn more about these new UUniverses.
 * Spongebob: "Hope they'll do it quick enough before sagvingers or bigger preditors show up!"
 * (a scream was heard!)
 * Pain and Panic paniced!
 * Djon panics and jumps on Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "Get off, you bloody twat!"
 * Sandy: "It came from over there!"
 * a female armed Snake that kinda looks like Viper but with a 3rd eye called a Serpentineanoid was slithering away from a Salamander like creature with a gun, and in dark armor and doning a black mask! the she serpant trips. she looks over to she the presuer.
 * the warrior: "In the name of Lord Xerines, you, Emperess of the Serpantineaniods, are under imperialistic arrest."
 * the Emperess panics.
 * the warrior: "Now, i am gonna take you back to camp, and you better know the location of the Diamond of the aicents, or there will be problems!
 * the Emperess: "I can't! i long promise my father I-"
 * a gun click was heard, as well as lazer warm up.
 * the Emperess whimpers and looks away
 * ???: "HEY!"
 * the soldier looks at the direction of the voice, to see a tired out Po.
 * Po: "Ah, ah.... really long hike out here. Blah.... Oh."
 * the Warrior: "Who, or what are you?"
 * Po: "Buddy, i am, the Dragon warrior. and in a tecnecal sense, a panda. oh....."
 * the Warrior: "Your a warrior? of what nation?"
 * Po- The Valley of Peace.
 * Warrior- The Valley of Peace? Never heard of it.
 * Shifu: "How could you not know of it!"
 * Warrior- What's that guy's problem? Oh, who cares?
 * Po- Could you just tell us why you trying to kill that armed snake that kinda looks like my friend Viper?
 * Warrior- It's my orders from Xerxes XX. You know, he gives me the orders, I follow them, and such. By the way, have you seen or even heard of The Diamond of the Ancients?
 * Po- "Uh, anyone have a clue?"
 * Icky: "I guess it's a valuable rock or something."
 * the Warrior: "More then you realise."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Exsactly why you value some shiny rock, good sir."
 * The Warrior: "Classifived imperial knowledge. Now, you weirdos, kindly go about your business or do we have to-"
 * Boss Wolf takes away the warrior's gun, and effortlessly breaks it in half!
 * The Warrior panics!
 * Warrior: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! when i report you to the camp, you'll be covered in lazers so much, your tongues will stick out! (runs off) YOU'LL ALL SEE!"
 * Icky: "Come back here and fight like a, lizard thing, you, lizard thing."
 * the Emperess was in fear and disbelief of what just saved her.
 * Sandy walks up and offers the Emperess a helping hand.
 * Sandy: "It's ok, we're not gonna hurt you."
 * The Emperess: "What beings are you..... Your not the usual mercenaries i have heard off. let alone anything i seen before."
 * SpongeBob- We're the Shell Lodge Squad. We came from another UUniverses. Besides, what was with that lizard thing?
 * Empress- Other UUniversal beings? Amazing. Plus, that lizard thing isn't exactly a lizard. He was a salamander species called Metavincemander. He was sent by orders of a tyrant ruler to force me to reveal some whereabouts of The Diamond of the Ancients. And you guys must not have heard of it, have you?
 * Icky- Duh!
 * Sandy- Kowalski? What species is SHE exactly?
 * Kowlaski- (Uses UUG to scan Empress) She's a Serpentineanoid. It says they are a species of limbed snakes that contain venom so powerful it can kill a human within seconds.
 * Sandy- Well, couldn't she have used that venom against that warrior?
 * Kowalski- Nope, it says that Metavincemander salamanders have an immunity to Serpentineanoid venom.
 * Empress- He's right. With that warrior trying to kill me, my venom would be useless. But enough of this, and onto the other stuff. I'm Empress Serpentos III. If you need some info on these UUniverses, then I've got a tiny bit. Our societies are living in turmoil, and are being widely threatened. We have a small amount of heroes, and there are over 1 billion villains threatening our worlds. One of them is Xerxes XX.
 * Rita- Xerxes XX?
 * Kaa- Who's that?
 * Serpentos III- Only the most treacherous ruler in our nations. He steals technology from all over these parts, and uses them for his own nefarious purposes. They even stole old human technology. Humans no longer live here.
 * Skipper- We got that.
 * Serpentos III- Xerxes XX is the meanest in our sector. So non-caring, that once, he tried to kill a species to extinction.
 * Squidward- That's horrible!
 * SpongeBob- What species DID he try to kill off?
 * Serpentos III- An adorable race of sea-squirrels called Hydrocabiais. They were the cutest animals I ever known. And he wanted to kill them all. What exactly would give him the right to kill off such a precious animal?
 * Sandy- That depends. What did the Hydrocabiais do to HIS kind exactly?
 * Serpentos III- Nothing in my knowledge. You should probably see our well-praised hero, Xandy. She's a Hydrocabiais. She'll tell you everything you need to know.
 * Icky: "Aw great, where does she live."
 * Serpentos: "That's the problem. her lair is secret, even to allies."
 * Icky: "Figures."
 * Po: "Wait, you say this united universe has more villains then heroes?"
 * Serpentos: "As much as i hate to confess, yes."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, please don't tell me these Darkspawn too?"
 * Serpentos: "What are Darkspawn?"
 * Icky: "How lucky, this place is where dark spawn are non-exsitent! this is paradise! but wait, if no Darkspawn, then why are a bunch of normal villains so damn rampant."
 * Serpentos- Well, since there are less heroes in our worlds, then the villains knew they had nothing to stop them, and the villains grew and grew and grew until a billion villains started arising. That's when our UUniversal Council began the Heroes Act.
 * Shifu- The Heroes Act?
 * Serpentos- It's a hero-recruition operation where people who want to protect these UUniverses join. But this might last for 100 years since we need billions of heroes the same way the Villains did.
 * Fidget- Well, how long did the Villains Act last?
 * Serpentos- 10 years.
 * Po- Whoa!
 * Crane- T-That's impossible!
 * Tigress- Villain Growth in our UUniverses lasted about 50 years. I don't understand how that could be quicker here.
 * Serpentos- Well, what can I say? Lots of mistakes happen around here. Look, shouldn't you guys look for Xandy?
 * Po- Okay, here we go! Here we go, Wha-Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, wait a second. How can we do this? I mean there's got to be a clue of some sort to help us find this 'Xandy' girl.
 * Serpentos- Well...there is one thing I know about her. I know that she lived in a city in Texas called Buckling City. It's a Hydrocabiais city. I heard that's the city Xerxes XX attacked first. Try looking there first. Or perhaps look for her aunt and uncle. She hangs out with them on occasions.
 * Po- That's all we needed to hear! Let's go everyone! (All leaves)
 * Serpentos- Good luck, heroes.
 * Skipper: "Look, ma'am, your gonna have to come with us for protaction. that slimly freak might come back with his friends, we can't risk having you being alone."
 * Serpentos: "Oh please, i, i don't want to be a burden."
 * Icky: "Hey, if we put up with Kairi's princess peach antics, we'll handle you."
 * Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, pick her royal majusty so she doesn't get dirty."
 * Boss Wolf picks up Serpentos and places her on his shoulders.
 * Serpentos: "Something tells me i don't have a choice in the matter."
 * a metavinmander sargent with a helmet simular to a samarai warlord's helmet: "Are you trying to tell me, a bunch of misfit mercenaries attacked you and saved the Emperess?"
 * The warrior from before: "I, i know this is impossable to believe Sargent Crush, but-"
 * Sargent Crush: "Your damn right it is! in service to our lord, he wants results, not imcomidents! do you know what the pelenty for imcompidents is, cadet?"
 * The warrior: "(Gulp), death?"
 * Sargent Crush: "Exsactly. but not a decent death, i am talking having the entire army ripping your organs out, and stuffing what's left with triple fanged spiders! is that what you want!?"
 * The Warrior: "No sir!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Now, tell me the truth!"
 * Warrior- I was, sir! And to prove it, I've got it all on my hologram recorder. (Recorder shows hologram message of Warrior, Po, and the rest of the Lodgers)
 * Sgt. Crush- Unbelievable! Just unbelievable! (Shrugs) Xerxes XX is not going to be pleased. (Calls Xerxes) My Lord? I'm afraid Empress Serpentos got away. It would seem that some heroes came in and foiled our operation.
 * Xerxes XX- (Sillouetted) WHAT?!? Impossible! There's no such hero team known in these UUniverses. You know I don't allow incompetence in this unit, Sgt. Crush! If I don't have any proof of this 'hero team' in the next 10 seconds, you're dinner for the Raboons!
 * Sgt. Crush- As you wish, my Lord! (Shows Xerxes XX hologram message)
 * Xerxes XX- Intriguing. They must be from the Heroes Act. But wait. I've never seen any of those species before. Sgt. Crush, I want you to track down these heroes, and bring them to me. And under no circumstances are they to find my arch-enemy, Xandy! If they do, then my plan to wipe out the Hydrocabiais could be torn to pieces! Do I make myself clear?
 * Sgt. Crush- Yes, sir!
 * Xerxes XX- Well then, GET MOVING!
 * Warrior: "I recimend our entire units, sir, they have a dog-like creature with them, and he's incredabliy strong."
 * Sgt. Crush: "Sounds adviseable. i'll also alert near-by forces potorling texas near-by, just incase they get any ideas to get to her."

Chapter 2- Exploring The Unknown
Buckling City, Texas
 * Serpentos: "We must be careful, Buckling City is mostly in ruins, it's cidisions in hiding, of the protroling soldiers there."
 * Shifu: "Mostly made aware by the lone soldier."
 * Icky: "We should've wasted him when we had the chance!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Wouldn't made things better, his buddies would've come looking for him and find his body."
 * Icky: "Like they would somehow know who would've been respondsable, i mean, they can't be THAT advince, right?"
 * SpongeBob- ATTENTION, ALL HYDROCABIAIS, ATTENTION! WE ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED XANDY! IF ANY OF YOU KNOW WHERE SHE IS, PLEASE COME OUT FROM HIDING. WE COME IN PEACE.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- HOW CAN WE KNOW WE CAN TRUST YOU, CHEESE-LIKE ANIMAL WE'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE?
 * SpongeBob- BECAUSE WE ARE NOT FROM HERE. WE ARE FROM ANOTHER UUNIVERSES. WE HAVE NO DESIRE TO HARM YOU. WE JUST WANT TO HELP ALL OF YOU GET THE HEROES YOU NEED TO STOP ALL THE VILLAINS THAT ARE THREATENING YOU.
 * Hiding Hydrocabiais- WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU!
 * Sandy- SpongeBob, let me handle this. LISTEN UP, EVERYONE! WE-- (All Hydrocabiais awe in the sight of seeing Sandy, and come out of hiding to see her)
 * Hydrocabiais- What is this creature that looks exactly like us?
 * Hydrocabiais 2- Tell us, m'am, who are you?
 * Sandy- Uh, guys? A lil' help, maybe?
 * Icky: "She's with us, and like Spingebob said, we're from an alternate universe that's like this United Universe, but with more heroes, and the villains are kept in check."
 * Hydrocabiasis' were in awe.
 * Hydrocabiais 3: "The cheese creature and the ugly bird speak the truth! albiet what he said about villains being control is kinda idelistic, i mean, reality check! villains are the dominate spieces! it's survive or die! (suddenly, a lazer him in the back, and he gets vaporised)"
 * Icky: "HOLY BALOONI!"
 * Metavinmanders with guns are firing! Hydrocabiais run, but soon, 10 sea squirrels are turned into ash
 * Icky: "Hello, sudden dark turn."
 * Sandy: "This.... This is horrorable!"
 * Icky: "I know, our abiliy to be a kid's show is in question already!"
 * Gilda smacks Icky on the head!
 * Icky: "OW!"
 * the soldiers surround the lougers!
 * Tigress: "You will pay for slaughtering innocents! (roars)"
 * the soldiers panic, as Tigress attacked, destroyed their guns, and beat the crud out of them!
 * Sandy- Tigress needs help everyone! Let's show the surviving sea-squirrels our mad skills! (Shell Lodgers fight Metavincemanders, and they are whipping them good)
 * Xandy- (Hiding in silouettes from even her own kind) Hmm, other UUniversal heroes? And they're really kickin' them in the bells like demons. I must know more about these heroes, and why they've come here!
 * Private- There's too many of them, Skipper!
 * Skipper- We're losing, everyone!
 * Po- Yeah, they're too fast!
 * Sandy- NO! I ain't gonna let these monsters threaten these poor creatures! (Snatches disintegration gun from Metavincemander)
 * MVM- HEY! That's my gun! (Sandy climbs up to the top of a building, and aims for the crystallized statue about 3 blocks away, and fires. The didintegration laser bounces across the inside of the crystal statue, and a dozen lasers target all the Metavincemander, disintegrating them)
 * Kowalski- Wow! Nice move, Sandy!
 * Sandy- It helps if you know a large amount of physics. (All sea-squirrels cheer for the Lodgers)
 * Xandy- (Hiding) Unbelievable!