The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom

The Legends of Bikini Bottom, as it turns out, were weak versions of the real deal. Get ready to look at the Bikini Bottom Legends like never before.

The Main Drain Legend
After explaining much more than the ones of the common 'ratings trap', they discover that the Main Drain was different from the nonsensical way it was depicted, which was actually covered up by the fact that it was a bedtime story. The REAL story of the Main Drain, as well as the other legends, are all of ancient origin in the days before and after Bikini Bottom existed. The Main Drain was actually a supposedly-make-believe fable from conspiracy nuts that would easily scare people like Mr. Krabs and Plankton, only for them to be descendants of the Cthulhu-like cephalopod creators of the Main Drain itself, which is located in the most isolated place in the world: Point Nemo, named after the very traveler and survivor from Bikini Bottom who found it and nearly caused an apocalypse of the sea, and that the drain itself was made by an ancient Cthulhu-like monster for the sole purpose of his godly goal of an apocalypse, and the worshipping cephalopods were to guard it seeing the dangers it faced, and after Nemo's arrival, they secluded it even further so that nobody would ever find it. The Main Drain itself is guarded by monsters similar to Rraarg, and the borders around the cleverly-secluded Point Nemo are protected not just by high-tech military defenses brought on and issued by Nemo himself, but by relatively-isolated societies of many frightening surprises and others, and especially for the fact that the Bikini Bottom Triangle is located in this very sector, making everyone know that anyone who has ever gone beyond this point has never returned, making the place nothing but dangers around every corner, dead graveyards and boneyards, dumps, monsters and many hazards, and anything worse than the road to Shell City. But our heroes may have to find it and protect it because there are rumors that the Cthulhu-like monster has been released from his R'lyeh like prison, and is on his way to the Main Drain to complete his plan. Thus they will have to traverse all these threats in order to stop it. Will they succeed?

Trenchbillies Legend
Exploring more of trench environments besides Rock Bottom and this, involving the possible nuclear waste disposal of the Mariana Trench run by Barreleye schizophrenic criminal mastermind A.B Wintersvent, and so on, clearly also speaking Trenchian (Raspberry speak from Rock Bottom, albeit most learn clear English).

Goonami Legend
Involving an Ice Age 2 like storyline involving a melting glacier near Goo Lagoon and releasing a monster similar to a plesiosaur named Goonami, and a giant flooding, all while being planned by a terrorist marine iguana named Hector. Thus, our heroes learn a technique from Sandy to throw life-preservers at drowning people like lassoes, but even that won't be enough to save them.

Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy Legend
The Lodgers' first mission in SpongeBob's homeworld involves one of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's oldest enemies who defeated them and took over the ocean many times in the form of a shark named Shark Lord, the self-proclaimed 'Master of Evil' in SpongeBob's world for beating SpongeBob's heroes multiple times, and since the two are retired due to age, they send the Lodgers to do it because he no doubt wants to enslave Bikini Bottom and beyond and establish another profitable criminal society.

Bikini Bottom Triangle Legend
Discover more in the origins and legend of the Bikini Bottom Triangle, and how it may involve a larger capital island run by a greedy yet stunning female lionfish black market profiteer named Lizzie Currents who enslaved people like the mermaids to provide her with all she needed to make all the riches she could.

Rraarg Legend
Discovering more on Rraarg's backstory besides being created by chemicals, being a revived fossilized organism that might reveal a prehistoric-like subterranean coral-forest graveyard preserved for eons, as well as being inhabited by not just average wildlife, but more creatures like Rraarg, who were all called 'Scleractinianoid fossilius', which are actually descended from a prehistoric coral and, with a touch of radioactive wave, not only revives them, but accelerates their evolution by a billion or million years. Thus, Rraarg gets to reunite with his kind, and introduces them to snow globes and Patrick starts to get happy when he gets along with giant versions of himself, as they had the personalities to him, limited vocabulary that ranges from Groot levels to caveman talk to just random gibberish, yet had the temper and strength of Big Sister Sam, yet are nevertheless friendly as long as you treat them right. However, there are two coelacanth brothers who have long known about this: a paleontologist named Leven Berg and his evil Sykes-style former paleontologist brother Monte Berg, who wish to use them for both good and evil. With Monte doing everything he can to take control of these things with his 16 pet nudibranches who are similar yet highly different than Puffy Fluffy, who naturally eat sponges and are much more unstable yet serve Monte with a burning kinship, how will our heroes stop this?

Weresquirrel Legend
Sandy seems to get infected by a myopathic sea-borne infection during her athletic activities in Bikini Bottom that fuels itself through working out, turning her into a 'Were-Squirrel' which SpongeBob clearly needs to save from not just angry mobs, but also an Indo-Pacific lancetfish game hunter named Lancet Hunting, who is not easy to avoid.

Volcano Legend
A story involving the Sponge-Cano and a missing giant isopod named Irwin trying to find his way out of the underground volcanic caverns, being trapped for countless years while facing other subterranean threats. Discovering that the underground society's leader, Earthy Spirule the Ram's Horn Squid, refuses to let anyone who enters leave to protect the surface world from an ancient monster that almost found ways out multiple times, they have to find a way to fix this.

Piñata Locas Legend
The heroes discover that, in the Gulf of Mexico, there is a place called Piñata Bottom, which was always known as the best fiesta city in the ocean, and Sandy decides to go there for friends from New Mexico in the form of two fox squirrel seaweed farmers named Rico and Tico. Though they discover that Piñata Bottom is not as it seems. There are living piñatas terrorizing the place, sandstorms plague the town, and the people are fighting for survival under the leadership of dolphin protectors Leña and Peña and their anonymous mayor Mayor Mujer, revealing that the town was ravaged on Cinco de Mayo by a crab named Bandit El Loco, who wronged her mother for not believing her about a live piñata sight brought on my his adopted mother Miss Voocan, whom he killed for the act despite her raising him out of sorrow, and got revenge on the town for a lifetime in an insane asylum that he made into his stronghold, bringing Piñata Bottom under living piñata siege, turning it into the ghost town it is now. With help from a hooded seal named Custodio Marco and his adopted sister and love interest harbor seal named Meritxell, as well as living sentient piñatas called the Piñata Locas who have the fragmented personalities of Voocan, the heroes must save Piñata Bottom from this psychopathic crab.

Curse of the Hex Legend
When Mr. Krabs takes his greed in profit too far on the sadistic mother of Madam Hagfish, Yaga Hagfish, she does a REAL curse that threatens to destroy the Krusty Krab forever unless, and only unless, he repents his sins. With all other attempts only making the curse worse, they have to give the hag what she wants. They eventually discover that Yaga is not truly evil as she has a split personality, one side being the evil side they saw, while the other is a neutrally-evil witch who does bad things for the greater good, and doing well in teaching life lessons who eventually managed to give even her evil side a sense of morality. Though this doesn't seem to hold much weight for Mr. Krabs, it shows that this is not completely ill intent, and Mr. Krabs still needs to learn.

Music & Songs
(Non-SpongeBob Music)

Mr. Krabs Tells The True Story
Krusty Krab Later... Flashback Present Flashback, aftermath of the Main Drain Canon Story. Present
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess Mr. Krabs got me in my 5-minute break again. And as usual, I gotta pay a dollar for another minute.
 * Patrick: Yeah. I mean, I really liked that Main Drain story you told me last night.
 * SpongeBob: Sure. Wanna tell it to you again?
 * Patrick: DO I?!?
 * Patrick:... STILL AS REALISTIC AS BEFORE!
 * ???: Uh... Excuse me? (They face a nearby customer)... I couldn't help overhearing your story.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs told us about it yesterday.
 * Customer: Well... Can I ask a few questions?
 * SpongeBob: Sure!
 * Customer: First question... Why would Mr. Krabs be concerned about a normal drain plug being unplugged?
 * SpongeBob:... I...
 * Customer: And where'd the story come from if it was supposed to be non-fictional?
 * SpongeBob: I, uh... I didn't know what I was saying, honestly, so I went with it.
 * Customer: I'm sorry, it's just... None of this makes any sense.
 * ???: WELL, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!! (Mr. Krabs came in)
 * Mr. Krabs: Because he got EVERYTHING wrong. ME and Plankton were NOT the ding-a-lings who unplugged it, it did NOT occur, and I am NOT THAT off my rocker as to tell the story 'cuz of a normal drain plug!
 * Customer:... Well... No wonder it made no sense.
 * Mr. Krabs: You two... (Turns off the lights)... Time for the REAL STORY OF THE MAIN DRAAAIIIN!
 * (Mr. Krabs): The Main Drain ain't just something out in the open for some little scoundrels to pull. It's actually located somewhere so secret, it's protected by ancient people and monsters. And you ever question yer' selves of WHY it exists if it causes an apocalypse? It was built by giant monsters with the godly purpose of destruction. (A Cthulhu-like creature was seen creating the Main Drain with several similar yet smaller followers) Nobody knows what became of these beings. All that was known by outsiders who heard of the leaked info, ensured that it not be pulled and fulfill these beings' dreaded purpose. The location of the Main Drain is unknown, only that it's said to be in the most isolated area of the Pacific Ocean, where nobody would ever find it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Only a warning can be known through ancient dialect. "If you step into the boundaries of the Main Drain, tread carefully, or nobody... Will ever be heard from... Again!"
 * Patrick:... Okay, that's a LOT more realistic than the last version.
 * Customer: Yeah! I mean, DANG!
 * Mr. Krabs: And you two, I don't want'cha looking for it like idiots.
 * SpongeBob: After how we told the story in a silly way? I don't there's any chance we'll do that.
 * Patrick: Unless of course-
 * Mr. Krabs: NO! No unless!
 * Patrick:... I was gonna say if it's creators came back.
 * Mr. Krabs: Doubt it. They've never been seen in nay hundreds of moons. It's been said they killed themselves because they realized how CRAZY their master was, and wondering where he came from. So far, the only description of that forbidden wasteland was of some guy named Nemo. He said it was barren, crazy, chaotic, and best not to set foot in, as even trying to protect it and seal it off ain't worth the effort, as the followers were said to have lost it and will follow the searchers directly there. No one who had attempted that has ever returned.
 * Patrick: "Hey wait, if the real main drain can't be found, THEN WHAT WAS THE DRAIN WE DID ENCOUNTER IN THE CANON SHOW?! And how in Squidward's bald head and big nose we we get out of that?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: That was OBVIOUSLY just a silly abridged story from the canon show! That "Main Drain" was just a normal drain that was simply meant to keep our earth's water in place. Also, since our canon show isn't so continuity savvy, well, after the episode was done....
 * The World was seen without the water.
 * A familier intellectual voice from the second Spongebob Movie: "Oh bother, what did the past do THIS time? Okay, I'll fix it. (Claps flippers and suddenly things turned back to normal) Ahh, there we are. Oh, and uh, get rid of THIS! (Gets rid of the canonized Main Drain) I swear, Earthlings are getting more idiotic these days."
 * SpongeBob:... Hmm. Wait, isn't that guy supposed to be before this time? I mean, isn't this a day AFTER the Main Drain episode?
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well he didn't tell ya that he has multiable jobs apart from watching the universe. He's also a continuity restarter for shows with little to no continuity. For exsample..... While else do those Looney Tune Villains like Yousemitie Sam and Elmer Fudd come back after going through nasty stuff, or why there can be two versons of Tirek and Smooze? He's basicly required to create a continuity conflict avoider."
 * Squidward: "Well at least Cheerilee will know who to blame for why her marriage is no longer successful."
 * Patrick: "Too soon, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "It has been a long time since SAF season 3, Patrick."
 * Mr. Krabs: Point is, the Main Drain is kinda reversed for a more better role.
 * Squidward: And no doubt made that canon story one told by a complete quarter-wit.
 * SpongeBob: Why, thank you, Squidward.
 * Squidward: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!
 * Mr. Krabs: So, yeah, no doubt we'll NEVER have to deal with that in real li- (A triangle wormhole came out)
 * Bubbles the Dolphin: (He came out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! GUYS!! YOU GOTTA FIND THE MAIN DRAIN!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Really?
 * Bubbles: Uh, yeah, turns out, the one who created it, IS AN ENEMY OF MINE WHO WAS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING IT EXPOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! And since he has little experience in undoing paradoxes, you need to stop him from doing it the normal way.
 * SpongeBob:... Why us?
 * Bubbles: Because, it's your show! But for a non-meta explanation, he can debunk me everywhere else, and I need close friends to help.
 * Patrick:... Who are you?
 * Bubbles: Future friend, shut up.
 * SpongeBob:... If you know about the space-time continuum and beyond, can you expand on who this enemy of yours is?
 * Bubbles: Well... I wish I could say, but it's strictly against protocol to explain outer god affairs to mortals. Let's just say, he exists to destroy the sea.
 * Squidward: "And why?"
 * Bubbles: "Well, it's nothing nessersaly malicious. It's because it's his job as part of the cycle of getting rid of the old lifetime in favor of a new one."
 * Sandy: (Nearby eating a Krabby Patty) "That kinda sounds like a vicious cycle."
 * SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Sandy, when did you get here?
 * Sandy:... You served me a while ago while explaining your silly story. Didn't you notice me? You always seem to given your crush on me.
 * SpongeBob:... For once... I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself with that.
 * Sandy: But yeah, destroying a universe just to recreate it seems crazy.
 * Bubbles: "Keep in mind that outer gods tend to be amoral, otherwise things like that Main Drain nonsense wouldn't even be a thing. It's basically a part of a grand design of things that nothing's meant to last forever. Even if you prevent one cataclysm, there's always gonna be something bigger in the future far beyond anyone capable of stopping it."
 * Patrick: "Well that's depressing."
 * Bubbles: Why do you think the outer gods themselves have guardians? But again, I can't explain much. I can't be around to guide you on this quest. All I CAN do is give you the coordinates. (Summons them up) Here they are.
 * Sandy: (Looks at them)... Oh, boy!
 * Squidward: What?
 * Sandy: This is the oceanic point of inaccessibility on Earth. Point Nemo, to be exact.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait, you mean that place where R'lyeh and Cthulhu are located?
 * Bubbles: Cthulhu AND his home of R'lyeh are only of the same outer race of the Main Drain creator. This one is far more powerful and dangerous. You must tread carefully when entering their territory. The best way you can start, is by contacting Commodore Nemo, the only one in your world who has the best knowledge of the Main Drain and it's secrets. Bare in mind that he's elderly, and he's on borrowed time since his adventure there was decades ago, so much so that he's HEAVILY guarded! The president of the Pacific Ocean guards that area as well as Area 51 on the surface.
 * Patrick: "Well no problem. Because the worse that's gonna happen is that our earth is just simply without water again. Nothing you can't simply reverse once it happens."
 * Bubbles: "Here's the problematic dilemma. Something like continuity correction and restarting is one thing, but something actually apart of a grand design of any outer god, good or evil, is something even I have no power over. Should the true main drain be pulled, that's about it. The sea will be taken and all creatures will suffer a never-ending drought."
 * Squidward: "..... That, actselly makes things more intense then the last main drain."
 * SpongeBob: And what's to stop this 'outer god' from doing this again?
 * Bubbles: The grand design is supposed to be a test for a universal law. If it can defend itself from the danger it poses, it proves that the universe is in balance, and the creator cannot do it again. His goal will be null and void, and therefore... So will he.
 * Patrick:... As in, dead?
 * Bubbles: More like, erased from existence. Outer gods cannot die, as they have ALWAYS existed as long as the multiverse itself. They can merely be cancelled. Every Outer God has a purpose. If that purpose is rendered moot, then there is no need. You beat the creator, then he and the Main Drain, are history.
 * Sandy: Sounds like a mission. I'll contact the Lodgers.
 * Bubbles: Uh, that cannot happen. THIS is the world being judged, and therefore, other-worldly beings are forbidden to interfere. If any outsiders are allowed to interfere, you will forfeit the grand scheme, and other outer gods, specifically the ones who plan these grand schemes, will aid and stop you entirely. And trust me, they CANNOT be stopped even by you. If you let outsiders come, your world's gone. It must be the 5 of you alone.
 * Patrick:... That doesn't sound fair.
 * Bubbles: They're amoral outer-dimensional beings. They don't believe in fairness, nor do they care about the concerns of their mortal creations as they only view them as ants, and don't care what they step on, whether it's them, or the grass beneath their feet. It's THEIR multiverse, and they can do what they want with it. Even I cannot do anything about it. It's up to you 5. Good luck out there. (He goes back into his triangular wormhole)
 * Squidward:... Well, tartar sauce!
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Well, looks like we have to make this work with just us.
 * Squidward: "Though I'd imagined that Icky would throw a hissy fit for leaving him out on an adventure."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well even he has to understand that we have to play by the rules of greater existences, we have no choice either way."

Return to the Trenchbilly Lands
Bikini Bottom Flashback Present Treedome Trench Crevice
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was running away) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (He runs through town and dodges common citizen affairs comically) GANGWAY!!! GANGWAAAAAAAY!! (He did this a few more times until he finally reached the Krusty Krab) I GOTTA GO TO MY OFFICE!! (He goes in and locks it down)... WHEW!
 * SpongeBob: (He knocks) Mr. Krabs? Is there a problem?
 * Mr. Krabs: DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO ME, BOY!!! SHE'S COMIN' BACK!!!
 * Squidward: (Reading a book) That's what she said! (He was launched through the roof by a spring chair)... WHAT IN THE OCEAN?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: CONSIDER THAT A NEW RULE! DON'T SPEAK WITH THAT ATTITUDE, OR THAT WILL HAPPEN!!! NOW SHUT UP, AND TELL WHOEVER COMES I AIN'T HERE!!!
 * Squidward: (Recovers) Whatever!
 * SpongeBob: Who's coming?
 * ???: HONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! (He was shocked at recognizing that voice)... I'MA COMIN'!!!
 * ???: AH-YUK! THAT'S WHAT-
 * ???: YOU SAY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID' ONE MORE TIME, CJ, I'LL SPANK YA AGAIN!!!
 * ???: Sorry, Ma!
 * SpongeBob:... LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN!!! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THEIR TRENCH!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: NEITHER DO I!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He hides in the cash register)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He smashed through the defenses) WHOOOOOOOO'S TOUCHING ME CASH REGISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!?... Wait! (Ma Angler and her family came in)
 * Ma Angler: HONEY-BUN!!! I'M HERE FOR YA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He screamed wildly) I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!! (The Trenchbillies held him at pitchfork-point)
 * Cletus Junior: You ain't goin' nowhere! You'd best come quietly back home! (Teether pulls SpongeBob out) YOU, TOO, SPONGE!
 * Squidward: Well, I'll leave you guys to it- (They held him as well) AW, COME ON!!!
 * Betsy: NO WITNESSEEESS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU HILLBILLIES ARE CRAZY!!!
 * Ma Angler: THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YER' WIFE!!
 * Mr. Krabs: I WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! And you STILL owe me money for your orders! I ain't coming with you! You tried to keep me best fry cook hostage in your hell-hole forever!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO NOT INSULT MA ANGLER!!! (He pokes him as he screamed)
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, excuse me! You guys nearly ruined me business. Why should I go with you?
 * Ma Angler: You think I came ALL this way, JUST TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED?!? Besides, we already found a new replacement for yer' friends.
 * Mr. Krabs: Who?... OH, GROSS, YOU DIDN'T-
 * Ma Angler: Oh, f*** no!... THOSE kiddies died at childbirth.
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He went into the bathroom, smashing through the nickel toll, and vomited aggressively)
 * Squidward:... He really did that?
 * Ma Angler: Naw! We gave 'em a little bitta somethin' called 'Viagra' we found from the surface. (They were in the bathroom by that comment)... Yeesh! Bring down the mood, why don't'cha?
 * Mr. Krabs: Says the hillbilly and her incestuous offspring who still owes me money for my service, steals and harbors people, and threatens to murder 'em!
 * Uncle Belcher: (He speaks in burps)
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah! Racist, much?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, is that EVEN a possibility?
 * Cletus Junior: NO!... I mean, not that much. But, here's the thing... Our home's... Sorta in danger.
 * Squidward: Not interested. We don't help people who kidnap people.
 * Ma Angler: Is that so? Well, how's about a deal? You help us, I might consider gettin' the money ah owe ya?
 * Betsy: Whatever that is.
 * SpongeBob:... You don't know what money is?
 * Ma Angler: Haven't used it in centuries. We just trade for s***. Anyway, whaddiya say?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's gonna take a LOT more than that for us to help you.
 * Ma Angler: And what else could yall' want?
 * Mr. Krabs: A divorce for starters.
 * Ma Angler: Well fair enough. You was never around much anyways.
 * SpongeBob:... Could you tell us exactly WHAT this danger is so we can be sure we can trust you?
 * Cletus Junior: Very well, then....
 * (Cletus Junior): Just last month, something strange occurred in our hometown. (Some strange material came into the goo)
 * Trenchbilly #1: (Going into an outhouse) Well, it's now or never! (He goes in, but then the outhouse emanates with radioactive essence, and it blew up).... (Coughs)..... Worth it..... BLAHH!
 * (Uncle Belcher): (He burped)
 * (All Other Trenchbillies): Amen!
 * (Squidward): Do what?
 * (Cletus Junior): Mah brother died in the can that day. He died of some strange bulges all over his durn body.
 * (Squidward): Radiation?
 * (Cletus Junior): Radio what now?
 * (Squidward): Your home is poisoned with radiation. I think your brother may've died of cancer.
 * (Ma Angler):... The crab?
 * (SpongeBob): No. A friend of mine says that it's a cellular sickness and abnormal growth of cells that can be fatal. Radiation does that to you.
 * (Ma Angler):... I guess... I guess THAT does explain it.
 * (Cletus Junior): Anyway, since then, we noticed the stuff in our drinkin' water. Many more of us died of the same durn sickness, and we needed help. Had to leave our home and get help. And since there was nowhere else to go, we came here, looking for the closest we had here. You guys.
 * Cletus Junior: I assure you, we are asking for someone to get us back our home.
 * Squidward:... I still say we let 'em rot.
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, they tried to kill you and keep you prisoner. And you HONESTLY wanna help them?
 * SpongeBob: They're still people! I don't care what they did, or how ugly you may find them, I stay we owe it to them for at least leaving us alone.
 * Squidward: "Ugggh, fine. But only because even a curtual wasteland as Bikini Bottom doesn't deserve a refugee crisis as ugly as them."
 * Cletus Jr.: "You think we WANT to be here, buddy? The sunlight ain't so good for out oh-nat-ter-al com-plex-tion. You also have weird tenticle creatures that sting us. (A jellyfish stung him) YOW?! See what I mean? Plus, we done hear that Bikini Bottom is a total cesspool of stupidity and corruption. We only came here out of deseration!"
 * Squidward: "...... Ya know this city went downhill if even uneducated countrymen think low of it."
 * Cletus Jr: "Well don't take it too plumb personal, it's only our personal opinion."
 * Uncle Belcher: "(Burps)."
 * Cletus Jr.: "Oh, that and we don't like the sight of them seahorseless carrages you have."
 * Mr. Krabs: "All right, all right! We'll march right down there and fix the problem! If it means I can be alone again."
 * Spongebob: "Buuuut, we may want to see Sandy first. She would offer some kind of protection from the radiation."
 * Cletus Junior: Well, at least we have some smarty to help protect AND identify this stuff. Where's she?
 * Ma Angler:... Your smarty friend... Is a surface-dweller?
 * Sandy: Well, yeah? I'm a scientist. What's the problem with having a land creature with you?
 * Cletus Junior: Oh don't get us wrong. Just because we're backwoods country folk, don't always means we're racist or nothin. We just didn't expect a land critter within miles of the sea.I mean, aren't air living folk dependent of that invisable stuff that unlike water ya can't really see?
 * Sandy: Well let's just say I'm part of an invention company with, a rather weird way of keeping things private. Just take me to your home, and I'll see what I can do.
 * Sandy: (She goes down with a hazmat aqua suit and a jetpack)...
 * Mr. Krabs:... So... What IS this stuff, exactly?
 * Ma Angler: I dunno! It looks silvery and like liquid metal, and had sickening energy emanating from it.
 * (Sandy): HOLY SHOOT!!! YALL HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM DOWN HERE! SEEMS LIKE YOUR RADIOACTIVE PROBLEM HAD JUST GOTTEN WORSE! THIS STUFF IS EVERYWHERE!! I'LL GET A SAMPLE AND WE'LL DISCUSS THINGS FROM THERE!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO THAT!
 * SpongeBob: Silvery metal? Hmm. Sounds like something Sandy would know.
 * Ma Angler: Ain't that exactly why we asked her to help us? She'd best hurry her furry ass up! I can't stand the sunlight up here!
 * Sandy: (She flew back up)... Alright! Here it is!... You see... Your goo is tainted with... The three radioactive elements uranium, neptunium, and plutonium.
 * Ma Angler: The hecktopus is that?
 * Sandy: They're elements on the periodic table that are radioactive, can accumulate in bones, and are commonly used for spacecraft and, most notably, in nuclear weaponry.
 * Mr. Krabs: AW, NEPTUNE PRESERVER!!!
 * Squidward: THAT S***?!?
 * Ma Angler:... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Eh, you guys deserve the explanation. They're among the most powerful bombs we land creatures have ever tested. Humans on the surface usually test them on the islands above us. They incinerate many things when dropped, and coat the surrounding blast radius with radiation. We're scared of such a weapon as it can damage the environment and the world itself. What I'm starting to ask myself is how this stuff got here.
 * Ma Angler: I'm starting to wonder such whale-s*** myself! Why in the name of the Mariana Trench would someone leave it in our-
 * Sandy: WAIT!... Say that one more time!
 * Ma Angler:... Whale s***? Is that too profane? I try to be much more "CUL-Tured" then that, beleive or not.
 * Sandy: No, no, no, the Mariana Trench!
 * Ma Angler:... What about it? Ain't that the-
 * Sandy: The deepest area on Earth, exactly! If I ain't mistaken, it's said to be a place of nuclear waste disposal. I always thought it was a silly myth since humans wouldn't be that stupid. But then again, after THIS? And considering this mixture of radioactive elements is fresh... Then I think it may be accurate.
 * SpongeBob: Someone's DUMPING nuclear waste in these trenches?
 * Sandy: I don't know yet. We COULD check the Mariana Trench to find out, but... I don't think that will be easy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why not?
 * Sandy: Because, the Mariana Trench is over 10,000 meters deep. The pressure of such, could crush even an ordinary deep sea fish like paper.
 * Cletus Junior: I dunno, it seems to have a capital, from what I heard.
 * SpongeBob and Friends: It does?!?
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah. Mariana Bottom. Though we haven't kept track of that place in centuries, nor any other place. The best info we got was from a few trespassers from this place called Rock Bottom, but I dunno'!
 * SpongeBob:... Rock Bottom? Oh, snap!
 * Cletus Junior: What's eatin' ya?
 * SpongeBob: I was stranded there once, and went back once or twice. Went there by accident after getting on the wrong bus. Then the bus service was screwing me over when I tried to leave. Not to mention the folks are creepy, speak in raspberries,  can or can't be helpful, or thieves who steal others' candy from vending machines.
 * Ma Angler: Oh, that spittin' speech is their natural dialect. Trenchian. The place is utterly sickening. People who went there have been scammed once or twice, and any visitors from the upper zones here have died or gone insane when down there.
 * Uncle Belcher: (Burps)
 * Betsy: Shoo right! As much as we prefer to stay away from that place, perhaps they SHOULD give yall' info on how to fix this.
 * Spongebob: "Well I don't fell comfertable going back. Too many unpleasent memories."
 * Sandy: "Well your gonna have to man-up, because THIS is a serious problem that could have dire consinquences to the evioment, if not eventually the world if left unchecked!"

Story of Mariana Bottom
Mariana Trench
 * Sandy: (As the five heroes went down in her sub)... Alright, everyone! Let's be clear that we must wear these pressurized suits. Even if you CAN breath down there, the pressure increases immensely. Without these, you'd crumple like a soda can. Once we reach Mariana Bottom, we need to be careful. From what we learned it suffered, we might need to sick together.
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye. The place sounded like a literal hell. Appropriate since it's the deepest place on Earth.
 * Sandy: Just stick with me. And DON'T do anything stupid. (They continued going deeper and deeper)
 * Computer: Radioactive activity increasing. ETA to Mariana Bottom, 2 minutes.
 * Sandy: Alrighty! We're almost there. Let's make this mission count!
 * SpongeBob: (They look out the windows)... It's total darkness down here!
 * Patrick: Yeah! Someone turned off the Sun!
 * Sandy: That's cause the Sun can't reach this depth. There's no plants to provide much oxygen in the water, which is why air supply is important, and there's not that much documented native wildlife in this place. So, be ready to meet new and spooky things once we land.
 * Squidward: I think we found it! (They reach Mariana Bottom, which was a city of cracked and platform-hazardous lands with tons of bridges, pipes being used as tunnels and many other ways of transport, nuclear waste pools with radio-hazard signs and waste barrels, treacherous rock formations, and the inhabitants are much larger than those in Rock Bottom)
 * Mr. Krabs: HOLY TRIDENT OF NEPTUNE!!! THE PEOPLE THERE ARE HUGE!!!
 * Sandy: Probably because of the effects of deep-sea gigantism. It's a way for them to adapt to not just the higher pressure, but scarcer food resources and the cold temperatures of this depth.
 * Squidward: And I just got lost in morale.
 * Sandy: Don't puss out right now, Squid! We need to find whoever's responsible for this! (They note all the toxic nuclear waste coming out of factories)
 * Spongebob looks at a sign.
 * Spongebob: "(Reads) Property (Rassberries), of (Rassberries), Adrian (Rassberries), Boreas (Rassberries) Wintersvent (Rassberries)."
 * Squidward: "Ya don't have to include the rassberries, idiot!"
 * SpongeBob: I kinda do.
 * Squidward: Why?
 * Sandy: Does it matter? We need to find out who this 'Adrian Boreas Wintersvent' is.
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH, PATRICK, LOOK!!! (They saw bioluminescent variants of jellyfish)
 * Patrick: WHOA!!! Jellyfish!
 * Sandy: Oh, you mean comb jellies? They're pretty common trench wildlife. (The jellyfish suddenly got sick)... And... They seem to be getting intoxicated.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, those poor creatures.
 * Sandy: Eh, normally I'd argue that trench jellyfish are too aggressive to catch, even if they don't get harmed, but they do need to be helped. The Rock Bottomites said their numbers were dwindling.
 * SpongeBob: When did you figure that out?
 * Sandy: When I was checking things out on my own and examining the health of the wildlife. Regardless, we must find this Wintersvent.

(Later...)

Rock-Bottom-esque Manor Inside Manor Wintersvent's Office
 * Squidward: (The arrived at a factory and a tower that were both mere arcade consoles, and the middle building which was Wintersvent's Manor, which was a large television with Wintersvent himself on it)... WHOA! That guy is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA-KY!!!
 * Sandy: When have you met someone here that WASN'T freaky-looking? This guy is called a barreleye fish. Winteria telescopa to be specific. We must meet with him.
 * SpongeBob: I dunno. He seems a little suspicious.
 * Sandy: Don't worry. I got this. (They landed and entered)
 * Fangtooth #1: (Two fangtooth guards blocked their path) State *pbbt* your business *pbbt*!
 * Sandy:... You speak Non-Trenchian?
 * Fangtooth #2: What *Pbbt*?
 * Sandy: I'll take that as a 'no'! (Clears throat) God, I feel so awkward doing this! (Openly) We *pbbt* request a meeting *pbbt* with your boss *pbbt*! (She sighed as the saliva stained her helmet)
 * Fangtooth #2: Wintersvent *pbbt* has no appointments *pbbt* for the moment *pbbt*. No one without an appointment *pbbt* is allowed to enter *pbbt*.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Plan B, then!
 * SpongeBob: P-P-P-Plan B?!?
 * Sandy: SHUSH! (Openly) I am a Treedome Enterprises employee *pbbt* who supports Wintersvent's actions *pbbt*, and these surfie idiots are conspirators *pbbt* against Wintersvent *pbbt* who almost ratted him out *pbbt*. Only Wintersvent knows a form of punishment *pbbt* AND good torture *pbbt* to bust who they work for *pbbt*! Should he have their limbs *pbbt* tied into your torture animal's pen *pbbt* and leave them torn to bits? (Makes violent gorey noises scaring SpongeBob) Or *pbbt*, dare I say *pbbt*, pluck each individual eyelash one-by-one *pbbt*, AND TAKING AWAY EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN LAST EYELASH WISH ALONG WITH THEM *PBBT*?!? (SpongeBob screams) Eh, who knows *pbbt*? Maybe Wintersvent can provide one *pbbt*!
 * SpongeBob: (The heroes panicked)
 * Fangtooth #2: Well, then *pbbt*, that changes everything *pbbt*! You may come in *pbbt*!
 * Fangtooth #1: Make a wish *pbbt*! (Plucks and eyelash from SpongeBob as they laughed)
 * Sandy:... That was way too easy.
 * SpongeBob: Clearly!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw: (He came into his office) Sorry to disturb your work, sir. But a land creature from Treedome Enterprises supporting your work has brought conspirators who almost compromised our operations.
 * ???:... (Christopher Lloyd voice)..... YOU HALFWIT?! When would Treedome Enterprises even acknowledge my existence? Bring them to me at once, Stoppy!!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw (Stoppy): It will be done. (He left)
 * ???: (He was shown with a menacing barreleye face)... Just what is this land creature trying to play here? Jupitor, investigate what is going on.
 * A Hiss was heard as what looked like a Pacific viperfish was seen and a hiss was heard.

The Bikini Bottom Glacier

 * (SB Narrator): Ahhh, observe the majesty of the mighty Bikini Bottom Glacier overlooking the borders of Goo Lagoon, and Sand Mountain. Staying alive since the mighty days of the Ice Age, it has remained one of Bikini Bottom's GREATEST landmarks... Until now.
 * (SpongeBob): Wait, I thought I was reading the story!
 * (SB Narrator): Sacre bleu, SpongeBob! You know I do much of this to save you the trouble. I'm telling the story.
 * (SpongeBob): Well, you had your past two times, so let me tell the story.
 * (SB Narrator): You couldn't tell the blasted alphabet to a group of school children!
 * (SpongeBob): Hey, those are fighting words!
 * (SB Narrator): COME OVER HERE, YA' ABSORBANT SPOTLIGHT-STEALER! (The two argued until strange sounds were heard)
 * (Lord Shen): I've had time to learn both Axe-Rella's Glute Lock, and LATER her DOUBLE-Glute Lock! Knock it off, or I may as well show you the latter! (The two moaned in pain)
 * (SpongeBob):... (Sighs) Fine! HERE'S a compromise! It all started when...
 * (SB Narrator): ... When Goo Lagoon was enjoying it's last day of happiness before the upcoming threat right near them.
 * SpongeBob: (As Sandy was swimming in the goo with him and Patrick) Uh, Sandy, you don't exactly need to do this.
 * Sandy: Uh, and why not? Larry was PRETTY clear that you can't swim, and since he had more important things to do than help you out of that fake lifeguard incident, I took the stress off his pincers. So, you're going to learn to swim, and you are gonna like it.
 * SpongeBob: Easy for you to say. You can breath in both water AND goo because of that helmet of yours, and you can speak in both, unlike us. You have no idea how it feels.
 * Sandy: True, but I sure as hell don't close the entire beach for 1 hour after luring everyone into having free ice cream! And besides, for me, I'm a land creature that needs this whenever I'm out here. Otherwise, I can't survive for long even after I have albeit strangely-large lung capacity so I can have PLENTY of time to find-
 * Patrick: A pickle jar?
 * Sandy:... Yes, a pickle jar.
 * SpongeBob: But again, we didn't have a stopwatch, so all we did was wait for you to crack. It was funny, but not at all something to be taken THAT much into vain since we didn't take the same thing.
 * Sandy: And don't you forget it. Besides, it doesn't matter. Yall' need this, otherwise, there's BOUND to be something catastrophic that you'll need such lessons, like a flood.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we have had floods here before, but nothing THAT major.
 * Sandy:... Well... What if THAT melted entirely? (She points at the glacier)
 * SpongeBob:... The Bikini Bottom Glacier? But that thing's been around since the Ice Age. It's never melted.
 * Sandy: Yes, but we ARE in a tropical area after all. It's possible that, if given the right amount of heat, it will melt the entire glacier, and flood the entire city into crazy- (She noticed a child was traumatized)... Uh... Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that. It's just a myth. Just run along. (She did so)...
 * Patrick: Myth? Well, then, I guess we have nothing to worry about.
 * Sandy: Well, okay, I need to be much more specific, but not here. (They got back onto the beach as they went into their umbrella spot)... Okay. Have you ever heard of 'global warming'?
 * Patrick: Oh, are you gonna warn the globe of this? Were you lying to that kid or something-
 * Sandy: NO, YOU IDIOT! 'GLOBAL WARMING!!' It's the Earth warming up after years of various causes such as carbon dioxide being pumped into the-
 * SpongeBob: OHHH, wait, NOW I remember what it means now, I thought it was familiar.
 * Sandy:... You knew?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs once tried to cause global warming to cheat his way into people paying to be in his new pool, until I ended up making it worse.
 * Sandy:... Oh, that. Right. I admit, that incident DID cause the Glacier to melt, but only a slight bit. But do remember, that global warming is considered both a fact and a myth to some people. Myth because they don't wanna freak out and panic over death through the consequences of such behavior, or fact because of being a warning against factory smokestacks and other polluting factors. It causes the polar ice caps to melt, and as the result of added water to the sea, it causes their levels to rise up even to land. It was that way many times in the past, and if we're not careful, it may happen again.
 * Patrick:... Okay, you're scaring us a little bit.
 * Sandy: Exactly. To be honest, the myth thing was used as a means to keep people from causing mass hysteria, an hope that we don't do such a thing to our precious home. This glacier, as big as it is, contains enough goo to flood all of Bikini Bottom to the tip of the Sea Needle. So, there's no doubt that, if such a thing DID happen, which I doubt, we'd need to learn things fast, otherwise we'd be as dead as much of the people in that Flood disaster movie.
 * SpongeBob:... Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Like I said, it's a worst-case scenario. It's unlikely to happen. But if it DOES, you need to learn a thing or two. And as the person who taught you about survival, you might need it from me more than Larry.
 * SpongeBob:... She may have a point, Pats. What IF we were in peril like that?... Alright, I guess we could try it. But just as long as we take it slow.
 * Sandy: Well, slow it is. I can take you out as far enough to shore as possible, and hope to build you up in your progress.
 * SpongeBob:... You sure?
 * Sandy:... (Sighs, "Neptune shoot me for what I'm about to do!")... Well, I think I might have a way to make you comfortable when doing it. (She removes her pressurized suit)
 * Patrick: Oh, here we go!
 * SpongeBob: (His eyes engorged as she got in her trademark purple-and-green swimsuit attire as her fur glistened in the water, this music playing as he admired her body for 30 seconds)...
 * Sandy: (Record scratch) Now, now, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob snapped out of it) Do remember there are children here, so please control yourself, and act like you do when you meet me in this attire at the Treedome.
 * SpongeBob: That's just it. In air, you're okay, but water... Well... I'm sure you know all the physical traits I love about you after all those... WONDERFUL... Moments before our half-breakup incident.
 * Sandy: Unfortunately, yes! (Shivers)
 * SpongeBob: But even then, it's hard to get over, even when we agreed to it to ensure no new villains don't take advantage of it. But for the sake of not being humiliated, I'll try.

(Later...)


 * SpongeBob:... Holy Trident of Neptune! (The Glacier was very tall and bigger than Bikini Bottom and the borders beyond)... I thought it looked smaller from Goo Lagoon.
 * Sandy: That's because from that angle, you don't see the rest of it. The goo contained within the ice here, is enough to destroy Bikini Bottom. So, the least we can do is- (She notices that some of the goo was on her boot)... Wha?
 * SpongeBob:... Uh... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Oh, I'm sure it's just the goo leftover from Mr. Krabs' global warming incident.
 * Patrick: Then... What this? (The two were shocked at what they saw that there was a lot more goo than that as an entire mini-sea was seen)...
 * Sandy:... Oh... No!
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I think Mr. Krabs might have some explaining to do.
 * Sandy: First, you said you took it too far.
 * SpongeBob: Yes, but he told me about it and caused me to do it, so it doesn't change anything.
 * Sandy: Second, this is NOT the result of that incident. This feels like something WAY bigger. I don't know what, but I feel we have to warn everyone.

(Later...)


 * Sandy: (As the three arrived with Larry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and anyone close to them)... Alright. Let's see if this will help.
 * Squidward: So, you told a kid that this 'global warming' thing was a myth, and now you're just gonna get Stockholm on yourself and tell them about this? It's gonna freak everyone out!
 * Sandy: I know, but, I'm afraid we have no choice. With what we saw out there, who knows what will happen? Now hand me the megaphone. (They did so, as she turns it on) Attention, Goo Lagoon! (Everyone came up)... I think you may need to be aware that something might be on the wakes at Bikini Bottom Glacier.
 * Scooter: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!! You mean that thing? That doesn't seem pretty harmful, Sandy. I mean, if it DOES melt because of this 'global warming' myth, the goo would only cause minor floods.
 * Sandy: I thought so too, even when seeing the rest of it, but it's WAY bigger.
 * Child From Before: But, Ms. Squirrel, I thought you said it was a myth!
 * Sandy: I did, but what I saw up there, I'm afraid I need to say that it was just a means to stop mass hysteria. What we saw up there was BIG! Somehow, the Glacier is melting fast, and sooner of later, the entire place is gonna flood! (They all laughed)
 * Larry:... (Sighs) Seems like the myth thing is too much in their heads. (They continued to laugh)
 * ???: Flood's real, I'm afraid! (A marine iguana came in with a suit and a scarred eye)... And it seems to be coming quite fast.
 * Fish #1:... Uh... Who are you?
 * Iguana: The name's Officer Hector G. Ingersoll. I work for tourist security of the Glacier. And I'm afraid I have been ordered to come here and bring the bad news. You see... (He shows the picture)... The flood is real. (They were confused)... And if you think that doesn't change a thing... Then take a look at the rest of the glacier. (He shows them pictures of the rest of the glacier compared to how it is viewed in their location)... It's bigger than Bikini Bottom AND the borders around it. If it melts, then it's gonna be QUITE biblical. (The people started to worry)
 * Patrick:... Wow, Sandy, the lizard that seems to breath underwater made it sound a bit scarier than how you explained it.
 * Sandy: That's a marine iguana. Native to the Galapagos Islands, and-
 * Hector: Yes, yes, everyone else here knows, you don't have to speak it to those simpletons, especially since I heard malicious things about them.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? Is there ANY way for us to survive this?
 * Hector:... Yes, actually. Do you recall the Bikini Bottom Mall?
 * SpongeBob:.. Oh, yeah, we tried to buy friendship T-shirts there.
 * Hector: Well, if you read the history of it, it used to be a ship during the days of the Battle of Bikini Bottom.
 * Patrick: You mean the one used to get away from those filth-loving-
 * Hector: NO, YOU PATHOGEN-LOVING MENACE!!! It was used to save them from a dam break brought on by the enemy. No doubt it can save ya' the same way again.
 * Mr. Krabs:... I guess we have a plan then-
 * Hector: BUT... yall' better hurry, because this is NOT a one-week thing. Ground's rumblin', walls' tumblin, rocks crumblin'. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water.
 * Sandy:... Technically, it's called 'goo'. Water is what's around us. THIS goo is much denser, and it is composed of not just the elements that make water, but those of which that make-
 * Hector: I get it, Ms. Cheeks! My point, this is not something that will happen in appropriate time. Out calculations show, that in 3 days time, it's gonna hit the Sea Needle. POKE!! (He jump-scared them all)
 * Sandy:...
 * Hector:... But don't worry. There is SOME good news. The Bikini Bottom Defense Force has already been notified, and are mobilizing all their units. But considering how small their base is compared to the one MILLION gallons of water within that Glacier-
 * Sandy: Goo!
 * Hector: Whatever,... I don't think it'll be easy for them. Besides... The more you die, the better this town may get. After all, this town DOES have a history of corruption to it, so what better way to revitalize it than by easing it's population? After all, it's what the Mayor would've wanted after the garbage he put up with. (They were confused)... I didn't SAY it was good news for YOU.
 * Squidward:... Dear Neptune, where'd YOU come from?
 * Hector: Let's just say something that changed me.... Leave it at that. Now, if you don't mind, my job has been done, and you all had better get ready. (He leaves with his tail lashing out)
 * Patrick:... Wow, he must've been a pleasure to have in class. (Everyone suddenly heard the Glacier crumbling as a piece of the ice smashed more of it as it went into the Goo Lagoon goo with a large splash that splashed everyone)...
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Well, you heard the scary lizard. We need to get to that Mall, and revitalize it's original purpose. (They proceeded out of the Goo Lagoon as Larry guided them)
 * Plankton:... You sure that this Mall is good enough for that even after how much has been done to it?
 * Sandy: I don't know. But you heard the iguana, we have 3 days to make it worthwhile before the town is miles underwater... I mean, to our scale. If there's gonna be any hope, the Mall's the best chance we've got. We'd better get moving. (They left until Sandy noticed a different moaning sound, and checked a section of the glacier for a brief moment until, seeing nothing wrong, she left, only for the glacier to reveal a giant plesiosaur, which stared at her fiercely from it's icy prison)

Encountering Goonami
Later...
 * Kid: (As a kid was still playing in the goo right near where the plesiosaur once was blowing bubbles playfully as something was close to getting her as it was revealed to be a crab prankster scaring him away with a snorkel)
 * Prankster: Just kidding! (Chuckles as he dived down again, later on, he gurgled in panic as something dragged him down, the snorkel down with it)
 * Larry:... EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LINE UP, LINE UP! (He escorts the kid to his mother) Come on, there's a flood warning in effect- (He suddenly got hit by something unexpected, as it was revealed to be the crab's shell and many other dismembered body parts, blood leaking from it)... What the heck? (A roar was heard as he looked behind him, only to see nothing)... Oh, no!
 * Larry: (As the Bikini Bottom Defense Force put up a protective dam, replacing the Castle Wall seen in the Employee of the Month Game with it)... I swear, it was no work of a Giant Blue-Lip Clam. It was something much, MUCH worse!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Can you describe this 'beast'?
 * Larry: All I got from it was how gruesomely and violently this victim was eaten, and a roar that I've never heard in my entire life. Call me crazy, but... I think it sounded like a dinosaur.
 * BBDF Soldier #2:... Okay, I'll call you crazy.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: (Slaps him) No unprofessionalism, Private! We'll see if we can look into this. (They left)
 * Sandy: (As she and her friends arrived)... Larry! We came as soon as you called! What's up?
 * Larry: Apparently, there's something worse than a flood going on. (Shows them the crime scene)
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He vomited)
 * SpongeBob:... HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?
 * Larry: I don't know. All I got from it was this roar that sounded like a dinosaur.
 * Plankton: Dinosaur? Pfft, they're extinct!
 * Larry: You weren't there, so you can't judge me. I KNOW what I heard.
 * Sandy: It's okay, Larry. We believe you. No doubt something's going on in this water. I... Wait... Wasn't this the place where Hector told us about the flood?
 * Squidward:... What do you mean?
 * Sandy:... I thought I heard something in the ice. Something... Dangerous.
 * Larry:... And where did you hear it?
 * Sandy:... Right theeeeEEE?!? (The spot was melted more and it made a distinct shape)... Oh, boy!
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers!
 * Squidward: Something was IN that?!?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know!
 * Patrick: The ice is alive?
 * Sandy:... (She jumps onto the ice, slipping a bit, to examine it)... Strange. This DOES look prehistoric. The marks left here suggest QUITE a story. Looks like this ice held something that would make the Loch Ness Monster wet itself.
 * Larry:... But what could possibly- (Suddenly, a giant monster breached the go as everyone was shocked, the monster being the plesiosaur roaring the same roar as before, knocking Sandy off balance as it tried to eat her, and when it splashed in the goo again, the splash was big enough to send the heroes scattered around by the goo, as they managed to get onto some ice platforms)
 * SpongeBob: HOLY SHRIMP!!! WHAT WAS THA- (The plesiosaur attacked as he jumped out of the way) SPONGE OVERBOOOARRR- (He fell in the water, unable to swim as this music played)
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! (She dived in after him as he grabbed him) Hold on, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Thank you, Sandy! (The plesiosaur spooked them as it opened it's mouth wide at them as she managed to punch it in the nose with a karate yell, disorientating it long enough for them to retreat as SpongeBob gasped for air)
 * Sandy: EVERYONE! GET TO THE LAND AVAILABLE! (They did that as the plesiosaur roared trying to pursue them, using the goo to hamper them as they avoided it, and managed to make it, then it managed to trap Patrick in a spot on ice where he couldn't move, as the plesiosaur made a B-line for him)
 * Sandy: PATRICK, MOVE!!
 * Patrick: BUT I CAN'T SWIM!!
 * Larry: (Shrugs) Sandy, you had ONE job!
 * Sandy: I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS!! PATRICK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! DO SOMETHING!!
 * Patrick: I'M DEAD!!! I'M DEEEAAAA-HEE-HEE-HHEE-HEEADD!!!! (The plesiosaur headed right for him)
 * Sandy:... Oh, for the love of... (She dives in again and reaches him) PATRICK! If there ever was a time to get out of your swimming problems, this is it! Don't go out like an idiot!!
 * Patrick: I'd rather DIE like an idiot than die like a coward!!!
 * Sandy:... You serious right now? (The plesiosaur opened it's mouth)... (Sighs) This might sting a little! (He presses his head in and makes him stiff, using that to trap the plesiosaur's jaw open)... SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (She climbed into it's mouth and touched it's throat, causing it to vomit, the vomit sending them careening close to the land as they made it before the plesiosaur chomped on them, then went back into the water)
 * SpongeBob:... WHEW! That was a close one! At least it can't get on land. No doubt the thing can only do well in the go- (The plesiosaur surprised them by waddling on the land like a seal)
 * Larry: SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY PREHISTORY WILDLIFE!!! (The plesiosaur tried to get at them as they avoided it as hard as they could, and it lunged at them, sliding like a penguin as they panicked as something happened)...
 * Sandy:... (She and Larry managed to use their combined strength to hold the plesiosaur's mouth as it struggled, then managed to shake them around as they held on for dear life)
 * Larry:... WHAT DO WE DO?!? I'M NOT THE RIGHT AGE TO DO THINGS YOU CAN DO!!!
 * Sandy: JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS! YOU KEEP IT DISTRACTED SO IT DOESN'T TARGET THE OTHERS!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUTTA HERE!!! I'll take care of this beast! (She managed to use a piece of seaweed to ride the plesiosaur) ALRIGHT, YOU BIG BEAST! GET BACK IN THE WATER!!! (It struggles to break free as Larry did his best to hold it off, as Sandy managed to pull it into the water, Larry getting out of there as Sandy and the plesiosaur plunged into the water)...
 * Larry:... SANDY!
 * Squidward: LARRY, COME ON!! (He did so)
 * Sandy: (She managed to trap the plesiosaur in some rocks as the tied it's muzzle up with seaweed, them lunged herself up to the surface, as the beast freed itself and swam up towards her, as she managed to stand on it's snout, make it sneeze, and launch herself back with the others, as they cheered for her, looking in horror as the plesiosaur watched them and dived back down)
 * Squidward:... HOLY F***ASAURUS!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Larry: I have no idea, but from now on, land, safe, goo, not safe!
 * Sandy: We gotta warn them!
 * ???: (A helicopter-like vehicle came in and picked them up as they saw what happened, the plesiosaur watching them, as it chuckled like the Hydra)...

Discoverig Hector's Plan

 * Sandy: (She arrived as the tourist security was evacuating the people with help of the BBDF)... Hey!
 * Captain of Security: Oh, hello again, Ms. Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I need to speak with Hector.
 * Captain of Security: Oh, he's around. But he said he might've found something that may be causing this.
 * Sandy:... Really?
 * Captain of Security: Believe me, it surprised me, too. You might have to go to the peak and talk to him yourself. But be careful. The peak seems to be quite hazardous since the melting was accelerating. (After tremors)...
 * Sandy:... On it! (She acrobatically jumped up)

(Later...)

Flashback Present
 * Sandy: (She arrived at the peak of the melting glacier and discovered devices beneath the surface of the good that are similar to Blowhole's melting devices)... So THAT was the problem! Someone's trying to flood the entire place!
 * ???: Well, Ms. Cheeks. (Hector himself appeared)... Nice to see you.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? What's going on? Did you know that there was melting devices down there?!? They've been connected to the park's air conditioning system, and they seem to heighten the heat to burning levels!
 * Hector: Well... I hadn't exactly thought of that. I known about this for a while and have been meaning to stop it, but I didn't expect it to be like THAT!
 * Sandy: Doesn't seem like your kinda shtick. You seemed like a nice guy the moment I met you, I mean, as much as you did, but considering your lost left eye, I think there's more to you than I thought. Apparently, the emergency dam is this close to bursting, and there's a plesiosaur that was frozen in the glacier, and I need to stop it. So I can't help that-... Wait...
 * Hector: I assure you, Ms. Cheeks, we're doing everything we can.
 * Sandy:... I'm a fool!
 * Hector: Yeah, so am I quit frankly. I should've sent someone to check the-
 * Sandy: SHUT UP!! (Hector was surprised)... I should've seen it sooner. I'm a complete fool!... It was YOU!
 * Hector:... What in the name of Cthulhu are you talking about?
 * Sandy: You said it yourself! You said that this could ease the corruption, and even the Mayor would approve of it. I can see what you meant by 'something that changed you'. You were the one who warned us of the threat to come. You warned us of the Mall's capabilities as a means to control our population. And the only one who knew about this threat as of this moment, was YOU! Why, of all the scary souls in this city, would you be the ONLY one who knows about this? So, stop lying your way out of this, and confess!!
 * Hector:... (Sighs) To hell with this! Well, now! You have FINALLY unraveled my plan, Ms. Cheeks! Those devices will soon bring the entire city under miles of water-
 * Sandy: Goo.
 * Hector: Whatever, wiping it, and everyone in it, out with it! And with the dinosaur, which I have dubbed 'Goonami', it will aid well.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I may be considering taking it back, because I can't tell if this is a joke, or if this is you proving to be so smart as to do something as smart as this.
 * Hector: THIS is NO joke! THIS is my revenge!
 * Sandy: But why?
 * Hector: Because those bastards in Bikini Bottom left me to suffer!
 * Sandy:... Care to explain yourself?
 * Hector: Gladly, you water-loving furry little snot! I lived in that sister city where your trouble-making friend of yours Cowfish Craig resides. Bottoms Up...
 * (Hector): I was one of the few of the people there who DESPISED this place before that event because of their DISGUSTING customs that seem to taint our more gentlemen-like customs, and for those nasty rumors of how it turned into a cesspool of hatred and evil.
 * (Sandy): (Shrugs) You have NO doggone idea! But continue!
 * (Hector): You see, before then, I was seeking to go into being the new leader of my family mansion. Everything it had. I was gonna be RICHER than I was before!... Unfortunately, they had the GALL to hand the reigns to my goody-two-shoes brother. And to pour MORE salt in the wound, HE CUT OFF MY FUNDING with a lame excuse of responsibility.
 * (Sandy): Oh, for the love of Davy Crockett, are you joking? Well, I'm sure he has his reasons.
 * (Hector): HE HAD NO REASONS, YOU BRAINLESS LAB-RAT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH WHAT I HAD, AND HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO ME! Anyway, afterward, I tried to prove my worth once and for all that I deserved the money. So I got money from loan sharks to prove my potential in such. But unfortunately... I lost the lottery I needed to pay back the loan. Thus the loan sharks came into the mansion, and took everything. They crippled much of my family, and left us flat-broke, with only the mansion, and even then, we wouldn't keep it for long as there was no doubt going to be an eviction notice soon. They ousted and disowned me! They were rotten people who couldn't accept the fact that I could've made it better, ESPECIALLY when the mansion WAS evicted, and taken by a higher bidder. And so, outraged by my family's words, I did what I had to do! (He was seen brutally murdering his brother as the entire family was shocked, and he stormed into the mansion with a lawn mower)
 * (Sandy): WHOA! That's a little too far, sir!
 * (Hector): Coming from the air-breather who sold weird gunk as a crazy science experiment. As I was saying, I took the mansion back by force, and I held onto my promise of making it better. I got all the money I lost back from those loan sharks, along with all our property they stole, and I FORCED them to pay for an operation to undo the injuries they did to my family. Since nobody wanted to help me, I had no choice but to go to a crime lord for that. Say what you want, but I had no choice. My life was now everything I wanted out of it. Yes, there were a few snags and sacrifices I had to make, but it was all for the greater good. I SAVED my family after my mistake.
 * (Sandy): "Saved them" my tail!
 * (Hector): SHUT UP! But it was all for not as this FILTHY place had the audacity to send in the Bikini Bottom Defense Force to interfere. They destroyed everything I had. They turned my family against me after all I did for them. They took away what was MINE, AND SENT ME TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!!!
 * (Sandy):... Then... Then how did you-
 * (Hector): So, angered by the actions reaped upon me, no maximum security stood a CHANCE against me as I broke out without breaking a sweat.
 * Hector: Ever since, I swore REVENGE on this dirty messed-up town. And THIS, and Goonami, WERE my opportunity!
 * Sandy:... So... So you DON'T wanna save a handful?
 * Hector: OF COURSE NOT!! I PLAN TO DESTROY THEM ALL, AND USE THE MALL AS A MEANS TO ELIMINATE THE REST!!
 * Sandy:... You... YOU MONSTER!!!
 * Hector: Hey, don't give me that! I'm doing this place a favor. It's a wreck of cruelty and restraint, so I'm putting it out of it's misery. You should be thanking me.
 * Sandy: BUT I LIVE HERE, AND I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE A GREAT LIFE HERE!!!
 * Hector: If my 'friends', you mean a bunch of idiots and/or mean or greedy assholes, AND a poriferan who jerks off to literally ANYTHING you do, then I'd have to respectfully disagree.
 * Sandy: Now THAT is not called for! We may be a little rough around the edges here, but that does NOT excuse your actions! You ruined yourself with your greed, laziness, selfishness, and stubborn ego! You're no good person to your home OR your family! You're a BULLY! And THIS terrorist act proves it! And I'm going to tell EVERYONE!
 * Hector: (Pulls out a gun) No, I don't think so! You make a single step, and you're done. And considering your air-based biology, all it takes is a bullet to your helmet to end you, and if it doesn't hit your head, drowning is just as good! I am NOT going to rest until this city lays under MILES of water!
 * Sandy: GOO!
 * Hector: WHATEVER!!
 * Sandy:... Alright! I guess you win.
 * Hector:... What?
 * Sandy: I mean, that is an awesome plan, and took a LOT of effort. I mean, how exactly did you manage to build those things?
 * Hector: Oh, (Chuckles), well, it was simple. You see, I paid the Bikini Bottom Underground to build them for me- (Sandy slid on the ice and pushed him into the water as he slid right in)...
 * Sandy: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, HECTOR! (She escapes by taking out a snowboard as she slid down an ice slide as Hector got angry, and got into an aircraft, pursuing her as this music played)
 * Hector: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY, YOU LITTLE RAT!!!

Rescuing People And Escaping Goonami

 * SpongeBob: (As he and Patrick were tied up by Hector) YOU'RE MAD!! LET US GO!!!
 * Hector: No! Your girlfriend's already alerted the town of my plan, so I am going to end this once and for all so she, you, and your friends won't stand in my way. With you as hostages, and the Bikini Bottom Defense Force too occupied with the evacuation and the Mall, I'm going to bring her right to me!
 * SpongeBob: I don't think having us as hostages will be a good idea, you know. Have you SEEN how mad Sandy can get when we're in danger?
 * Hector: Indeed. The property damage she caused to the Krusty Krab in 2000 proved well of that.
 * Patrick: Wasn't that the day when she became homesick?
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick, it was!
 * Hector: And she won't lay a finger on me. I told her to come alone, and as long as I have you in my clutches, ESPECIALLY when I am the only one who can free you with the key, nothing is going to stop me. Now, let's hope she makes it in time, because I unfortunately can't be here to witness this. There's 5 minutes before the emergency dam gives out, and my plan commences.
 * SpongeBob: (As he left) You... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
 * Hector: Oh, I assure you, I already have. Have a nice swim. (He left)
 * SpongeBob:... (The two looked at each other and gulped)

(Later...)


 * Sandy: (She finally found the location of SpongeBob and Patrick as the final tremor was heard to signal zero hour, as the emergency dam finally gave out when the dam overflowed with goo, as it shatters and the goo washed out all over Bikini Bottom)... (She got a determined look and used rope to catapult herself all the way to SpongeBob and Patrick's location, the goo washing through Bikini Bottom as Goonami the plesiosaur followed, as she kicked through the glass, rolled in, and got up)... Guys!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: SANDY!
 * Sandy: I'm gonna get you outta here! (As the tremors got louder)...
 * SpongeBob:... Do know that only Hector can unlock these restraints. He took the keys with him.
 * Sandy:... Aw, dag nabbit! (The goo tsunami got into eye-sight)... I got an idea, but you ain't gonna like it! (The goo came in) DEEP BREATH!!! (The goo washed up their entire location, destroying it)
 * Sandy: (They ended up turning SpongeBob into an underwater safe-haven, as SpongeBob breathed in the air inside him as, despite not freeing them from the restraints, made them buoyant enough to float to the surface)
 * SpongeBob:... That... Was so crazy, it worked!
 * Sandy: Now let's see if we can deal with the restraints.
 * SpongeBob: But Hector said-
 * Sandy: FORGET WHAT HECTOR SAID!! I can still get you outta here!
 * ???: NOT SO FAST!! (Hector arrived in his aircraft) YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU MISERABLE RODENT!! SOON, THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL DIE, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN- (Sand lassoed the aircraft) Uh-oh! (He struggled to free himself from the rope as it yanked the keys out of it, destroying it as he fell, as she used another lasso to grab a building chimney and pull SpongeBob haven to the keys, grabbing them)
 * Sandy: Boo-yah! (She used them to free them as SpongeBob shape-shifted into a dinghy)
 * Hector: (As he fell, he was able to press a button that turned the aircraft into a hovercraft, albeit with only a few changes in transformation)
 * SpongeBob: OH, THAT'S SO COOL!!!... Also, not good for us!
 * Hector: This isn't over! You're still going to be at the mercy of Goonami! (A roar was heard)... Speak of the Devil! (He took off) HAVE FUN BECOMING DINO-CHOW!! (Cackles)
 * Sandy:... What the hell kinda money did those Undergrounders give him?!?
 * SpongeBob: Must've lied to them to cover up his true goals for this place.
 * Sandy:... Yeah, that's true! Now let's get outta here! We got some civilians to rescue! (They took off as SpongeBob sprouted a motorboat-like engine as they took off, Goonami following them)

(Later)


 * Fish #1: (As everyone panicked when the goo hit them) HELP!!!
 * Fish #2: YIKES!!!
 * Fish #3: OH, HEY, A NICKEL!!!
 * Sandy: (They arrived)... Oh, no! We're too late! (The tides hamper their travels as they end up flipping over, submerged and spinning around as they struggled to swim or cover)
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS IN LIFE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO!!!
 * Sandy: Oh, like what, being a business person?
 * SpongeBob: No... I meant... Something involving you-
 * Sandy: OKAY, I DON'T WANNA KNOW ANYMORE!! (She spots a building still standing above the goo)... THERE! To that building! (They managed to make it)
 * Patrick:... Where's the dinosaur?
 * Sandy: Well, given we threw it off course, we need to hurry and save these people before it comes back.
 * Patrick: BUT HOW?!? (They notice an entire box of life preservers as Sandy lassoed them and pulled them in)...
 * Sandy:... With THESE! We need to rustle them to safety! And I can't do it alone, nor here. You need to stay here and do your best on your own.
 * SpongeBob:... BY OURSELVES?!?
 * Sandy: Yeah! It's about DAMN time you did something involving situations like this. Do it like this! (She used her lasso and tied it to a life preserver, and used it like a lasso, throwing it to one of the pedestrians, and pulling him in)
 * Fish #1: OH, THANK YOU!!!
 * Sandy:...Now the rest is up to you!
 * SpongeBob:... But I don't even know how to lasso!
 * Sandy: Well, we don't have that much time here, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! (She turns her suit into a hydro-pack as she jumped in)
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs)

(Later)


 * Sandy:... So, how'd it go?
 * SpongeBob: We did well. (The BBDF brought the rescued citizens to the Mall on an aircraft) But there's still 6 people left.
 * Sandy: Well, then we'd better find em' before-
 * ???: HEY, BITCHES!!! (Hector arrived on his hovercraft as this played on the radio)
 * Hector: YOU'D BETTER GET READY TO DIE!! (He drove off cackling)
 * SpongeBob:... What did he mean by tha- (Something dragged him and Patrick underwater)
 * Sandy: NOO!! (Goonami dragged them down underwater)... HECTOR!!! (Sighs) You guys find the other six citizens, and use the lasso preservers! I've got to save my friends! (They did so as she dives down after them, as this music played)
 * SpongeBob: (He was panicking as Goonami dragged him down until Sandy snatched the two of them as Goonami blocked their entry to the surface) MMMPPPHHH!!!
 * Sandy: Outta the way, you overgrown turtle!! (Goonami roared at them as it lashed at them, causing the three to be scattered as SpongeBob and Patrick finally drowned) GUYS- (Goonami chomped on her as she held the jaws open)... YOU... VICIOUS... BEAST!! (She used her tail to aggravate the beast and cause it to cough out Sandy) (She went for the drowned SpongeBob and Patrick as Goonami blocked her way) URRRGHH!! (The beast lashed out at her multiple times until she finally got a heavy hit on her as she retrieved SpongeBob and Patrick, swimming them to the surface as they arrived at a building, reviving them)
 * Patrick: AAHHH!! BUTT HURTS!!!
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! ICE CREAM!!
 * Sandy: Guys, you're okay! (They watched as the entire area was flooded, and even the Sea Needle collapsed)... How could he commit all this chaos? (A scream was heard along with a roar)... Oh, no! We gotta save whoever that was!
 * Patrick: Right behind ya'! (He grabbed another glowing angler clam, and threw it far enough to find the drowning pedestrian in the stormy heavy-raining night)...
 * SpongeBob: WE'LL SAVE YOU! (They prepared to save the pedestrian until a gunshot broke the lasso preserver) WHAT THE?!?
 * Hector: (He drove in on his hovercraft) No you won't! You've interfered with my plans for the LAST time!
 * Pedestrian: HEEEELLLPP!! (Goonami approached her)
 * Patrick: (He threw an angler clam at him as he fell)
 * Hector: AHH! OH, GROSS!!! (The two jumped into the water to save the pedestrian)... GET BACK HERE!!! (He fired at them) I SAID GET BACK HERE, NOW!! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANY FURTHER!!! I SWEAR IT!!! (They grabbed the citizen before Goonami chomped her)
 * Pedestrian:... Thank you, thank you!
 * Hector: HOLD STILL, YOU INSOLENT RAT! (He continued firing, as he accidentally caught the attention of Goonami)... Oops. (Goonami went after him as he retreated, Goonami chasing him)
 * Sandy:... GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! (They continued to rescue the last of the citizens and brought them to the safety of the BBDF aircraft)...
 * SpongeBob:... Yes! We did it!
 * Hector: CONGRATS! NOW SEE IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH GOONAMI! (He drives off)
 * SpongeBob: (Goonami breached right towards them as they screamed, the splash causing them to scatter around lost as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy were separated around the goo)
 * Sandy:... SPONGEBOB! PATRICK!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Goonami roared as it swam right past her)
 * SpongeBob: (He was so far beneath the surface he was helpless) MMMMPPPHHH!!! MMPPPPPHH!!!
 * Sandy: (She heard his muffles, but so did Goonami as it charged for him) NO! (She grabbed Goonami's tail as she climbed all the way for it's head, grabbing SpongeBob before he could be eaten) Okay, SpongeBob, this might be a little hard to inhale, but it MIGHT help! (She gives him an air helmet and flushes the water out)...
 * SpongeBob:... Why air?
 * Sandy: Because you guys breath air from the water. It's not wet air, but it's enough for you to survive. (Goonami struggled to get the off, even breaching as SpongeBob got a whiff of air, and managed to get the water air into his helmet, as they went back down again) Now, where's Patrick?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know! He could be anywhere!
 * Sandy: Oh, no! And no doubt he's already drowned.
 * SpongeBob: How're we supposed to find him NOW?!? (They suddenly spotted Patrick being rescued by aquatic BBDF officers)... THERE THEY ARE! (Goonami noticed them)
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) SpongeBob, really? (Goonami finally shook them off as they grabbed onto him by the tail, Sandy grabbing Goonami's tail, and SpongeBob grabbing hers)... (Goonami almost ate them until Sandy used a floating piece of wood to stab it in the butt, causing it to roar in pain as it flung them to Patrick, but in turn causing the BBDF agents to be cut of their air supply and suffocate)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, no!
 * BBDF Agent #1: JUST GO!! NOW!!
 * BBDF Agent #2: SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
 * SpongeBob: We can't- (His helmet gets shattered by the air discharge of their suits, and Goonami recovers from the pain and attacks)
 * Sandy:... We have no choice, SpongeBob! We have to leave them. (Goonami charged) But don't worry, we can save ourselves! (Goonami finally ate the drowning agents, as SpongeBob held onto Patrick with one hand, and her leg with the other as she rode onto Goonami as much as she could until it managed to flip them off to where SpongeBob couldn't hold it any longer, yet Sandy was able to kick Goonami's nose and shake it off while she grabbed the two and swam them up to safety)
 * Hector: (As he saw this as the three were headed to the Ark)... Well, it's pretty clear that you want something done right, you do it yourself! (He loads his pistol and approaches the Ark)

Hector's Defeat and Demise

 * Sandy: (As she managed to save them from both Goonami and drowning by swimming them up to the Bikini Bottom Mall turned into an Ark) GRRGH! THANK GOODNESS MY SUIT PROTECTS ME FROM SUFFOCATING IN THIS DENSER VARIANT OF WATER!! But, COME ON, THE CURRENTS THAT BEAST CREATES MAKES THESE GUYS HARDER TO SAVE!!! No, no one actually help me, that'd be a little too much!! (She pulls SpongeBob and Patrick up as they coughed)
 * Patrick:... Did we win?
 * Sandy: (As everyone in Bikini Bottom whom they saved arrived)... WHEW! Good work, guys!
 * SpongeBob: (Takes deep breath) The least we can do. Now let's hope this plan goes smoothly and that mean lizard doesn't-
 * ???: Encounter you on the 'Ark'? (He appeared with his gun as everyone was scared of him)
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Get back, everyone! (They armed themselves)
 * Hector: Uh-uh! Not unless you want the squirrel to drown in front of your eyes!
 * SpongeBob:... Would you care to repeat that, you rotten barnacle-head?!?
 * Hector: Oh, if it isn't the squirrel's little boyfriend. I see you wish to watch her drown with them.
 * SpongeBob: Threaten to kill her again! See what happens!
 * Hector:... Watch her lungs collapse and wilt!
 * SpongeBob: (Got his karate gear and attacked, only for Hector to fire his gun as he ducked) AAHH! (He used his shapeshifting to avoid the gunfire as he fled)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) Hiding are we? GOOD!
 * Sandy: (Grabbing the gun in his grip) LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU- (He lightly punched her helmet, causing her to flinch as he threw the gun out of her grasp and punched her to the ground)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) I could REALLY use a challenge from the infamous star of this f****** cesspool of corruption! Because after I finish you, your dumbass starfish friend, AND watch your eye candy take her last blub, DESTROYING THIS THING WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!! (As he managed to find a BBDF assault rifle)... (Chuckles) PERFECT! (He takes it, cocks it, and uses it as he searches for SpongeBob)
 * Sandy: (She saw this) SPONGEBOB!!! BE CAREFUL!! HE'S GOT A BIGGER GUN!!
 * Hector: Shut up! (Kicks her in the chest, and continued searching)... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT, YOU TALKING PIECE OF CHEESE!!! YOU HAD THAT KARATE GEAR A SECOND AGO, THEN I PULLED A GUN OUT AT YOU!!! What, are you too scared to save your squirrel friend?... Fine! Then watch me blow her helmet to smithereens! (Aims his gun at her) You have until the count of 10! 1 2, skip a few, 10-
 * SpongeBob: NOO!!! (He came out)
 * Hector:... Yeah, I thought so! Now come at me, and show her the sponge who saved her from that giant clam!
 * SpongeBob: (As much as he wanted to not do it, he had no choice)... FINE!
 * Hector: 3-2-1, GO! (He fires the assault rifle as he dodged and threw him way from the pedestrians)...
 * SpongeBob:... BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!!! This is between the two of us! I will not let you do this to my good town!
 * Hector: I'd like to see you try, you retarded idiotboy!
 * SpongeBob: (This time, he fought off the infamous insult, and only used it in anger)... THAT WON'T WORK ON ME, YOU SCALED BULLY!!! (He fights him, knocking the assault rifle, and later the pistol, out of his grasp and surprised that he started displaying new fighting moves)... What?
 * Hector: When you want revenge on Bikini Bottom for THIS long, you need to learn a thing or two! I didn't make it THIS far by sitting on the sidelines while a bunch of lackeys did all the work. I learned karate myself, and though I was expelled for using it for revenge, I would not be blocked. So, gun or no, I will not be blocked again by a big piece of mold!
 * SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I'M A SPONGE! THERE'S A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE!! A CELLULAR MOTHERF*****G DIFFERENCE!!
 * Hector: (Cackles) THAT'S the spirit! Let's dance, hero! (They both sparred as this music played)
 * Hector: (As SpongeBob held him at gunpoint with his assault rifle to defend himself)... Pfft! You wouldn't shoot me! That'd 'fly in the face of your good nature'. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Your history and hatred of everyone in the town said so. ESPECIALLY SQUIDWARD!! So go ahead and shoot me. You'd do it because you're STUPID and a MENACE! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... Well, at least I'm not as big a menace as YOU ARE!! (He throws the assault rifle into the goo flood)...
 * Hector:... (He took out a knife)
 * SpongeBob: OH, YOU CHEATER!!!
 * Hector: Spoken like a true bubble-blowing, ice-cream-eating, Goofy-Goober-worshipping little baby boy!
 * SpongeBob: WHY YOU LITTLE- (He charged as he dodged a knife attack)
 * Hector: HAH! I knew that'd get you. That just makes this more fun! (He attacks as they sparred and thunder was heard, and the rain started to pick up as the two continued to fight until Sandy and Patrick arrived, and Sandy noticed the pistol and picked it up)... (Hector had him cornered) Say bye-bye, SpongeBoob DumbPants!
 * Sandy: (She fired the gun at him as it scratched his shoulder and it bled)... GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Hector: OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! (He throws the knife right at her helmet as it cracked)
 * SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (The helmet shattered as the large air bubble floating upward as she started gurgling in suffocation)...
 * Hector: And now for the climax! (He prepared to punch all the air out of her lungs in slow motion until SpongeBob went out on him)
 * SpongeBob: (Punching him in the face right near the ledge as he used his bubble wand to blow a bubble which Sandy used as a makeshift helmet) NOW GET OUT OF HERE! And thanks for saving me!
 * Sandy: (As her voice was obscured by the bubble) Right back at you!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Sandy: I said 'right back at you'!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?... You look confused, so you're probably not getting me. Just get out of here and get everyone to safety!... (Sandy lipped 'You're seriously not helping!') WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: Okay, screw this! (They left as her bubble helmet jiggled)
 * SpongeBob: (As he picked up the gun and held Hector at gunpoint)... This is OVER, Hector! Surrender now!
 * Hector:... It's not over UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!!! (He tussles with SpongeBob for the gun) I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN, AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! (The Ark tremors when Goonami charges into it, knocking everyone off course, causing both Hector and SpongeBob to lose balance, Sandy's bubble-helmet to pop and leave her suffocating again, and Patrick to end up with his butt in trash-can) YAAHH!! (He hangs on the ledge as the pistol fell off shore)...
 * SpongeBob:... This ends NOW! Give up, and I'll rescue you!
 * Hector:... IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!! (He flips himself up, only barely, and grabs SpongeBob preparing to fall with him until Sandy grabs SpongeBob as the two struggled, lightning striking, but she finally drowns after wasting all her bubbles struggling to lift SpongeBob, loosening her grip as SpongeBob is able to save himself, landing on Sandy's comatose body as Hector fell from the boat screaming like Clayton and got eaten by Goonami in a same fashion to the Serpent Lord)
 * SpongeBob:... WE DID IT, SA... (A bubble escaped her mouth as he heard the bubble)... Sandy? (He turned and saw her unconscious)... Aw, tartar sauce! (She picked her up) Looks like I gotta get her some air! I'd better find a place to give her another bubble helmet and give her CPR- (Goonami shook the boat again as it desperately tried to eat many more people on it) AAHHH!!

Saving Sandy and Bikini Bottom
Internal Mall
 * SpongeBob: OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WOULD YOU GIVE A SPONGE A BREAK?!? (Goonami continued charging the boat as everyone on it shook)
 * Plankton: I'M GONNA DIE!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO RULE THE SEA A SECOND TIME!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: SERIOUSLY?!?
 * SpongeBob: GUYS! (He arrived with a comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: BUDDY, YOU'RE BACK!!!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, and I could use some help right about now! (He slumps Sandy's comatose body on the ground as much of the inhabitants fainted at the sight of it)
 * Patrick:... I KNOW CPR!! (He prepares to do so)
 * Squidward: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK UNDERWATER, YOU MORON!!!
 * SpongeBob: Just help me find some place safe so I can- (Goonami rammed the ship again, causing Sandy to fall off) NOOOOOOOO!!! (She floated on the goo surface as Goonami targeted her)
 * Larry:... SpongeBob, I think you know what to do!
 * SpongeBob:... Right! Get me a lifeline! (They did so)... I'M COMING, SANDYYYYY!!! (He jumped into the water as he struggled at first, then managed to pick up the pace as he grabbed Sandy, then got chomped by Goonami as everyone was shocked) (As he and Sandy went down it's throat) NO!!! I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO BE DINNER!!! (Goonami ended up choking on them as SpongeBob struggled to get out)...
 * Larry:... Wait... What's going on?
 * Patrick:... HE'S DOING IT!!! GO, BUDDY!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He struggled climbing out of the throat until a familiar hand grabbed Sandy by the foot) WHAT?!? (Hector came out covered in acid)
 * Hector: LIKE I SAID, IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ALONG WITH YOUR EYE CANDY!!!
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs) Damn you, Reynaud!! (To Hector) LET GO OF HER!!!
 * Hector: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He pulled them both into the stomach)
 * Hector:... I've had enough outta you! Neither three of us are getting out of here alive! We will ROT in here, and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it!
 * SpongeBob: You think so? (He found a large pile of soda machines)
 * Hector:... Oh, no, you don't! I'M THE ONE getting out of here! (They tussled for the soda machine, using all that Goonami swallowed against one another, until SpongeBob ended up kicking him into a pond of digestive acid, as he melted to death screaming)...
 * SpongeBob:... (He then proceeded to smash all the soda inside them, causing the resulting natural gas to cause Goonami to burp, sending him and Sandy up the esophagus in a bubble as they launched out of Goonami's mouth, as they flew right for the boat)
 * Larry: SPONGEBOB!!
 * Squidward: By Neptune's Beard, he actually did it.
 * SpongeBob: (He reached for the boat, but they ended up missing and fell into the water again)
 * Goonami: (He roared as loud as he could in anger, aggravating everyone around them as it charged for SpongeBob and a still-comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He panicked)... ("Come on, SpongeBob, THINK! What would Sandy do against a monster like THAT?!?") (This music played when SpongeBob got an idea)...
 * SpongeBob:... PATRICK!!! CATCH!!! (HE tossed Sandy's body up as Patrick used the lifeguard lasso technique to pull her to safety)
 * Larry: WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I know what to do! (He blew a bubble that he used as a makeshift helmet, and dived down, dodging Goonami's attack)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, NO, DON'T BE A HERO!!!! Wait.... I mean... THE KIND YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW!! (SpongeBob used what karate he had available to fight off Goonami as he managed to reach the bottom in a submerged civilized area, as he managed to trick Goonami into ramming into much of it, trapping it, and SpongeBob made the final stand)
 * SpongeBob:... Smile, you son of a BITCH! (He tricked Goonami into causing the equilibrium of the debris to disrupt, causing it to be crushed to death)... It is done!
 * Patrick:... Please, SpongeBob, please make it!!!
 * Plankton: Well, on the bright side-
 * Mr. Krabs: Plankton, don't you DARE say it! We're in a survival situation, and THAT'S what you're concerned about?
 * SpongeBob:... (He surfaced) I DID IT! IT'S DEAD!! (Everyone cheered as they brought him back up)...
 * Larry:... What do we do about Sandy, though? We can't reach the island because of our current situation.
 * SpongeBob: I got it covered.
 * Sandy: (SpongeBob blew a bubble and put it on her as it gave her the right oxygen environment for him to push the water out of her lungs, as she coughed it out and gasped heavily)... SpongeBob... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: (Sighs)
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs, as he uses his bubble wand to create a way to understand her)... Okay, now try.
 * Sandy:... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob:... Sure did.
 * Sandy: Well, good! Gotta say, this is NOT a good substitute for a helmet.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you might as well get used to it. Anyway, we did it. We defeated Hector and Goonami.
 * Sandy:... How?
 * SpongeBob:... When you drowned, he fell and got eaten by Goonami, and I saved you from both when Goonami ate you.
 * Sandy:... You... Actually did all that... On your own?
 * Larry: (As the others arrived) He sure did. You taught him well.
 * SpongeBob:... So, yeah, your little nutsiness seemed to rub off on me- (The bubbles he was using popped, and so did the line, and later, Sandy's bubble helmet as everyone was shocked)
 * Sandy:... (Gurgling) Thank you, SpongeBob! (She kissed him on the cheek)
 * SpongeBob:... (He fell as heart-shaped bubbles burst)... HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! What an arousing irony!! (Sandy suffocated again) Oh, right! (He blew her another bubble helmet as she gasped)... Nothing to it, really. (Everyone cheered)

Madam Hagfish' Mother
Krusty Krab Later, In Mr. Krabs' Office...
 * Customer:... WHADDIYA MEAN NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Sir, can I assume you're new here?
 * Customer: Well, yeah, me and my wife recently moved in.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, know that the Krabby Patty and all the products here, are MY property. And as such, if you want them, you gotta accept our profit policy.
 * Customer: And THE POLICY ENTAILS NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Not just that! Read it and weep! (He gives a book to him)
 * Customer:... "Standing fee? No free refills? No free toys? Thermostat is only allowed to be touched by owner? Royalty charged extra? Paying to use the bathroom? TAX TWO TIMES BIGGER?!?" (Throws the book on the ground) THIS IS FLAT-OUT EXTORTION TO THESE PEOPLE!!! WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS OWNER ARE YOU?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't think that's any of your business, good sir! I don't tell you how to do YOUR job.
 * Customer: Well, excuse me, but is it MY fault that this mayo is expired? If I hadn't noticed that through the smell, I could've been POISONED!
 * Mr. Krabs: Sorry, but no refunds. That's the rules. Also, I recently added a 'no protest' policy. I suggest you make due with this, or you're out.
 * Customer:... HONEY! WE'RE LEAVING! And our neighbors said that this was a good restaurant? I'm sure they'd LOOOOVE to know that this place is nothing but extortion, and NEVER wanna eat here. (Mr. Krabs was shocked with a shattering glass sound)
 * Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not be too hasty here. I, uh, (Chuckles) I'm sure we don't wanna drag great payin' customers into this little incident, do we?
 * Customer: Why shouldn't we? Is THIS how you treat your customers? If I HAD eaten that Krabby Patty with that expired mayonnaise, you would've had a serious lawsuit. If THIS is how you treat customers like us, then we're never coming back, and we're telling our neighbors to do the same!
 * Mr. Krabs: (As they left) WAIT, DON'T GOOOOO!!!... (He was shocked)
 * Squidward:... Don't act too surprised, Mr. Krabs. That's what happens when you do things like that. If you make the service look terrible, the disappointed customers can't not tell nearby peers about how awful that was. You have to be careful with how you sell your products.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahhh, it ain't that big a deal, anyway. Just one customer ain't gonna tell that many neighbors about this place.
 * Squidward:... That was a person who recently moved. He'd tell others in his hometown about this place. What if he was from a place that was too intolerant? What if he was of government status? Sir, you MUST-
 * Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you know the rule! It's my place, and I run it however I want. It ain't my fault. He had that expired mayonnaise.
 * Squidward: And WHERE did he get it? Hmm?
 * Mr. Krabs: The condiment section, of course.
 * Squidward: Did you check the expiration date?
 * Mr. Krabs: Of course I did! It said it was tomorrow on the 19th.
 * Squidward:... Check again.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, fine, Mr. Shiverward Tentacles! (He checks it, and finds that the label was merely rusted, and revealed that it was the 18th)... THE 18TH?!? THAT'S TODAY!!! The customers with mayo were disgusted at that, and panicked) NO, WAIT, WAIT!! (They ran out)
 * Mr. Krabs: (As Squidward and SpongeBob were sitting in his office, as he spoke on the phone)... (Sighs)... I understand, sir. Yes. You won't be disappointed. I apologize for the inconvenience. Bye. (He hangs up) Well, that was QUITE an uproar.
 * SpongeBob: I'd hate to say you got what was coming.
 * Squidward: Well, I don't! YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? Now another health inspector is coming!
 * Mr. Krabs: Actually... It's not a health inspector.
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: What?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Apparently... That customer, was not of some average city. He was from a traditional village and wished to get out and understand modern society, and sent one of their best people to... 'Check us out'.
 * SpongeBob: A village? As in, not modernized?
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, SpongeBob. Not modernized.
 * Squidward: And who is this person who's coming to check us out?
 * Mr. Krabs: He didn't say much. All he said was... She was NOT to be disappointed. If she was, you would suffer the consequences.
 * SpongeBob: But... But why would he do something like that?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know, but I don't like it.
 * SpongeBob: You don't think this visitor... Knows magic and curses, do you?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? What did I say, about curses? There's no such thing.
 * Squidward: Says the guy who fights magic forces and curses with us in the Lodge.
 * Mr. Krabs: I MEANT IN THIS WORLD! This world is like those Scooby-Doo cartoons. It's a world where nothing supernatural exists.
 * SpongeBob: And the Wishing Well when you were nearly eaten?
 * Mr. Krabs: I was unconscious and it was all a dream, remember?
 * SpongeBob: Sir, do know that this IS a world of cartoon logic. ANYTHING can become real.
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, we have NOTHING to worry about with this new visitor, traditional village or not. All we have to do is please her, and that's it.
 * Squidward: Still, that call sounded suspicious.
 * Mr. Krabs: That goes double for you, Mr. Squidward! I want no more words about this subject, EVER! Understand?
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir!
 * ???: (Bette Midler-like voice) HELLO?!? I've been ordered to give this place a look-see!
 * Mr. Krabs:... That was surprisingly quick.
 * SpongeBob: MA-
 * Mr. Krabs: Zip it! Coincidence. (They went out) WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? (He noticed that a Hagfish similar to Madam Hagfish was seen)
 * Hagfish:... I, am Yaga Hagfish! I believe my daughter had a LOT to say before I received a little complaint recently. Something about an attempted poisoning through expired mayonnaise.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, well, I wouldn't put it like that, it was an accident. Ask these two, they'll vouch for me.
 * Yaga: Intentional or not, the complaints were VERY specific. So, in taking what my dear daughter said about this place, I'd like to give this place a little look-see. Give me your BEST dish, BESIDES what you refer to as a Krabby Patty. And do remember, if you cross me... (In Eartha Kitt-like voice) You'll be SORRY!!!
 * SpongeBob:...
 * Mr. Krabs: What? Good expressions of a villain. I'll give her props for a good attempt at intimidation. Alright, coming right up.

The Krusty Krab Cursed
Later... (French Narrator: 6 hours later...) Later... (French Narrator: The Next Day...)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was relaxing in his office)...
 * SpongeBob: (He came in) Uh, Mr. Krabs? We have a problem.
 * Mr. Krabs: Lad, I told you, not one more word about this curse stuff.
 * SpongeBob: No! It's just... Yaga said she liked the food.
 * Mr. Krabs:... And?
 * SpongeBob: Well, she said she was going to leave, but... She said she wasn't done yet.
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!? I gave her the best my restaurant had! What more could she want?
 * ???: I'll tell you what I want! (Yaga came in)...
 * Yaga: I must remind you, Krabs, that I do not want just the best of your business. I want to know... (Eartha Kitt voice) THE WORST!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Is this stalking? Cuz' I think that's illegal.
 * Yaga: I want your business file.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Only licensed health inspectors and critics can-
 * Yaga: (Eartha Kitt booming voice) NOOOOOOOW!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... WOW! Good lungs! Crystal Kelpsi be damned! Alright! (He hands it to her) Know there ain't NOTHIN' to worry about. Nothin', at, all!
 * SpongeBob: (He was worrying as Yaga read and he ate his arms in a similar fashion to the Hash-Slinging Slasher story)
 * Yaga:... Well... It seems your business is going rather SMOOTHLY!! Kudos on your moral code.
 * Mr. Krabs: See, SpongeBob? What were you worried abou-
 * Yaga: HOWEVER!... That was only the earliest work log. The modern work log is... Shall we say... Deplorable. It say a LOT of bad things about you. Quite frankly, I ain't happy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, we have periods in our life. It's like our life is a cartoon, or something.
 * Yaga: You tried to feed a moldy Krabby Patty to someone... For weeks. Not just that, you tried to tear a person's arm off for a penny, you reportedly sold someone's soul for 62 cents, you can't afford a wet-floor sign, you inflate the prices on a regular basis, you extort your workers, you pay in fake money, you spread vicious rumors, you sold grease to people, you tortured someone through a fear, you...
 * Yaga:... You refuse to allow temperature regulation because of thermostat costs, you fire a successful employer for a nickel, you extort anyone making a Krabby Patty, you're willing to kick out royalty for free service without considering the consequences, you framed your own best fry cook for theft of the Krabby Patty's secret ingredient, you, the literal list goes on. Well, these seem pretty illegal to me.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you psycho-analyzing me, mam?
 * Yaga: Maybe I am. But don't take MY word for it, there seems to be MORE! (He takes out his criminal file and worker rights catalog)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHERE DID YA GET THOSE?!?
 * SpongeBob: MAGIC!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, lad!
 * Yaga: (Reads them as SpongeBob ate his arms again, only more comically)... 5 counts counterfeit, 72 counts health code violations, 15 counts illogical refusal of service because of selfish reasons, 165 counts robbery, 66 counts theft, 1 count plagiarism, 35,500 counts extortion, 186 counts, 1 count lying in media form, 8,000 count tax evasion, 1,300 count insurance fraud, 56 counts usury, 18 counts slavery, 6 counts grave robbing, 9,955 counts violation of worker rights, 355 counts bribery, 77 count looting, 81 counts pickpocketing, 167 count bank fraud, the list goes on. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Do you have ANY idea how serious this is? I MAY want to consider telling everyone to proceed with caution and take these to heart when eating here.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Excuse you and your entire village, madam? Is this bad publicity? WELL, NO WONDER THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU! I always thought stranger danger was a silly myth, but lady, you proved me wrong. Frankly, I have to start establishing an UGLY LAW here! (The two gasped at what he just said) So, starting now, I'm gonna have to keep people like YOU outta my restaurant. And you know the restaurant saying goes, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE! So do not preach like the rest. (He kicks her out, and puts an 'ugly law' sign on the window)
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Not a word, SpongeBob, or your fired! You are banned from my restaurant, along with your little overreacting little friend from that village. Get your ugly butt off my property!
 * Yaga:... (She got red eyes, and started with an Eartha Kitt evil cackle) Very well, Eugene Harold Krabs! Your trial is complete. You have failed to impress me. So, if you cannot repent the actions you reap on customers like me, then YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE KRUSTY KRAB, NOR THE KRABBY PATTY! I HEREBY CURSE YOUR RESTAURANT FOR YOUR CRIMES OF HOSPITALITY! YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER SALE, UNTIL YOU REPENT. IF YOU FAIL WITHIN THE WEEK, YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS BUSINESS, WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I make it clear I do not take bad publicity kindly. If I see your face here again, I'm callin' the cops! (He shuts the doors)... SHEESH! What has this world come to? You do all you can to make money and a dect living, and people want to take that from you! Sheesh! (He stopped to see the two shocked in horror of what he committed)... What?
 * Squidward: AN UGLY LAW?!? WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!? HAVE YOU GONE OFF THE DEEP END?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Keep it up, Squidward, I might fire you for insubordination.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, did you see the look on her face?!? That looked like REAL magic! Are you really going to let this slide?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I don't think you get it! She threatened to destroy my business!
 * Squidward: IS THAT AN EXCUSE TO GO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ON HER ASS, YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE?!? YOU JUST COMMITTED A HATE CRIME!!!
 * SpongeBob: And the curse?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU! For the last and only time, there is NO SUCH THING AS CURSES AND RUBBISH IN THIS WORLD!!! So no matter what you see, you two are not to make another complaint about this. Understand?
 * Squidward:... Fine! But don't come crying to us when we say we told you so! If this comes back to bite us... You're on your own!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah! You two are just overreacting. I KNOW what I am doing. That tone in her voice, the way she acted? The way she talked to me like that? She was committing a hate crime of her own, and trying to scare me. Well, my decision is final. I assure you, that by tomorrow morning, everything will be behind us.

The Truth of Yaga Hagfish
Krusty Krab, 36 Hours Until Judgment Day Spectral Vision
 * Mr. Krabs: (As he was in the spectral hole in his formula vault while Squidward and SpongeBob were holding him through a life-line, and he popped out) A-HA!!... WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOO!! I did it! The formuler is back in my claws!
 * ???: SOMEONE'S NOT TAKING HIS WARNING TO HIS GREEDY HEART! (Chuckles as the formula was grabbed by a Hagfish-like tail, and it yanked it out of his grasp, and it was swallowed by a Hagfish spectral face, as everything went back to normal with an Eartha Kitt cackle)
 * Mr. Krabs:... YOU LITTLE THIEVING SCOUNDREL!!!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's clear that we're not going to defeat this with force. We've done nothing but fail to stop this the hero way. You're gonna have to give the curse what it wants, and repent.
 * Mr. Krabs: I CAN'T!
 * Squidward: YOU'D RISK YOUR OWN CAREER FOR THAT?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's okay. We can, just build another Krusty Krab, and make ANOTHER secret formuler. It's been destroyed before, right?
 * SpongeBob: And what's going to stop Yaga from doing the same again? Heck, what's to say the curse will undo any attempt to fix this? Sir, you're gonna have to face it. Every time you try to fix this the wrong way, all you do is make things worse. It knows that every time you try to cheat your way out, you're proving Yaga's point that you shouldn't have this place and everything in it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you saying I don't deserve ANY of this, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: I'm not ever sure of it myself, honestly. You need to start facing reality, sir. This incident is not going to be forgotten very easily. No customers have been around since the day the curse came, food and supplies have vanished, and now, the Secret Formula is gone.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Sighs)... You may be right, lad. But... my BIGGEST problem is that... THIS IS A DAVY JONES-LOAD OF EFFORT TO JUST PROVE THAT TO ME! YAGA, WHY?!? WHO ARE YOU TO DO THIS TO ME?!? WHAT KINDA WITCH ARE YOU?!?
 * (Yaga): (Evil side, cackles) You wanna know? Well, I cannot show you. If I did, how would you learn? No... Your only two comrades are enough to understand. (Cackles as she knocks them out)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHA... WHAT DID YOU DO?!?... HELLO?!?... SPONGEBOB?!? SQUIDWARD?!?... WAKE UP!!! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!!!

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