The Secret Fantasy of Ientasy

The story of Muko is finally revealed as well as where the myth of it being Ientasy's life force, all through the dead body of Raish's 'mother', Jovana, who is actually the last of a race described by their enemies, the Ietra that dwindled saving their homeworld, as the most horrifying race of all time called the Jonosers, which tried to conquer when their homeworld was destroyed. The Jonosers were a race with adaptable cells with minds of their own that acted like a strain of infectious biomass, and could mimic anyone and anything with these cells. Thus, being mistaken as an Ietra due to shapeshifting and failing to find a new life, the cells went rogue due to the Jovana Project, and by learning of Jovana's memories, they discover that Muko is renewable because Ientasy was a product of an untold legendary entity known as the Transstream, a river of life that brought and restored life wherever it went, and Muko is essentially the renewable byproduct that is thus an endless energy resource, as the myth came from the fact that the core of Ientasy has been the Transstream's home since before the arrival of the Zyaūar Masters and Ientasy himself, as the Jonosers were trying to steal the Transstream to revive their homeworld and fallen population, but Jovana's father wanted the power all to himself to become a 'god' and was stopped, leaving his daughter to be the only heir to continue his quest to use the Transstream to create a god and do what the Jonosers and more. With this secret exposed by Sepher's mentor and his friend Angae and Geses, along with unlikely new friends like the annoying and hyperactive Anthribian of a fallen free micronation named Duffie, a former fortuneteller worker of an amusement park named Felosha Suith, a still-living and gun-armed D'inkus, a gunslinger spider-infested semi-undead Morphoid warrior named Voncent, and a badass Zyaūar Master named Cidne, the truly-named Ientasy Saviors, with help from the Lodgers who had a problem when Jovana's cells take and infest the Dragon Temple since their last visit to Ientasy, must stop Jovana from destroying Ientasy just to abuse the Transstream for nefarious purposes.

Jovana Awakens/Mayhem in Mesagard
(Later...) Mesagard Safehouse
 * Barron: Alright gang, the Lodgers are coming soon, so did that digital delivery board provide well?
 * Viva: HELL YEAH!
 * Aera: I got magic flowers.
 * Ree: The selection of equipment was amazingly expansive. Technology is a god sometimes.
 * Erroe: Yeah I picked up a Mk. X Röger Saber with the platinum inlay finish...
 * Barron: Do you even know what a Röger is?
 * Erroe: I dunno, do you?
 * Barron:...... So how was the Materio shop?
 * Viva: Nah, apparently it was all sold out.
 * Barron: CAUTER CUBS!!! EVEN THE ONES THAT CAN SUMMON COSMIC BEASTS?!?
 * Ree: "..... I'm sorry, but, there's Materio that can summon, powerful creatures beyond imagination?..... AND PRESIDENT CORNSBY ALLOWED THOSE KIND ITEMS TO EXIST?! ESPEICALLY WHEN WE INITIONALLY HAD YOU GUYS AS OUR PROBLEM WHEN YOU LISTENED TO ELDER FUL?!"
 * Viva: "...... What would be your reaction be if we said yes?"
 * Ree: "..... WHY, DIDN'T YOU ENDED UP USING THOSE THINGS BACK WHEN YOU WERE TERRORISTS?!"
 * Barron: "Well I'm sure the shops had strict no-sales-to-terror-groups policies."
 * Ree: "I MEANT THINGS LIKE, STEALING THEM OR GOING TO THE BLACK MARKET?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW MUCH MORE ACCOMPLISH TERRORISTS YOU COULD'VE BEEN IF YOU CAN SUMMON GIANT POWERFUL SPACE BEASTS AT WILL?!"
 * Silence........
 * Ree: "...... It never occured to you people, didn't it?"
 * Erroe:.......  We could've done that...... OR WE COULD'VE DONE BETTER THINGS WITH THEM!!!
 * Aera: "..... Erroe, Barron, Miss Viva? Are you okay-"
 * All three: "F***************************************************************************?!"
 * Barron: "I CAN'T BELIEVE, IT WOULD'VE BEEN THAT, F*****G, SIMPLE?!"
 * Erroe: "I KNOW, RIGHT?!"
 * Viva: "HOW COULD FUL NOT REALSIED THAT?!"
 * Erroe: It would help if SOMEONE didn't lead us like a bitch to think of more than just what Raish and Ful were doing. And I thought Master Bang Sekhs taught you better than that.
 * Barron: (Scoffs) What was his name?
 * Erroe: Bang Sekhs! "Master of the Fists", and a damn good when it comes to it if you know what I mean. (Everyone laughed)
 * Viva: AW COME ON, HE TAUGHT ME A LOTTA COOL MOVES!!
 * Erroe: Oh, really? Then name THREE that DON'T sound like sex acts!
 * Viva: Easy! Kickflipper, Bubblekick... Splatblast... (Everyone chuckled) HEY, DON'T MAKE ME CETERIOR BLOW YOU!!! (Everyone laughed out of control)
 * Ree: CETERIOR BLOW?! WERE YOU RAPED BY ONE OR SOMETHING?!
 * Viva: NO!...... Maybe.
 * Erroe: Well they are her favorite animal so that's a possibility. (Everyone laughed)
 * Viva: WELL AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A WEAPON THAT LOOKS TOO PHALLIC!! (A glass shatter was heard as everyone stopped)
 * Barron:... Holy s***, gonna need a Phemix Down for that one.
 * Erroe: "(Breaths in)...... I was prepared to deal with alot of smack talk today..... BUT NOT THIS?! (Walks out in a hurt huff!)"
 * Ree: "....... I think you hurt his feelings."
 * Viva: Well that's what he gets for implying I was raped by a wild animal!
 * Ree: "Okay, being real here, why are you and Erroe back to being at eachother's throats again, I thought you two made up."
 * Viva: "Hey, we never said we were gonna stop arguing, we are still gonna give eachother shit every once in a while."
 * Ree: "I mean, it feels more intense then usual...."
 * Viva: "(Angerly) Well excuse me if I'm alittle miffed that Erroe forgot that THE ANNIVERSY OF WHEN WE LOST OUR HOME TO RAISH WAS A THING!?"
 * Barron: "Ohhhhhh, he f****d up with you again, did he?"
 * Viva: Yeah, he f****d up, that's all he's good at, and that's all he'll ever be good at!
 * Aera: Viva, let's not use such harsh words. Maybe he forgot it because he doesn't like being reminded of it.
 * Viva: He forgot it because HE'S AN ASSHOLE!!!
 * Ree: "Well I personally believe he may have a better reason then both of those throies."
 * Viva: "Then I'm not gonna treat him better UNTIL HE FESSES UP?!"
 * Barron: "Did it ever occured to you that maybe he's so afraid of being honest and straightforword with you because your combined strentgh and netourious bad temper makes you scarior then a Gladiozont? Heck, a Gladiozont would piss itself if it saw you in a fit of rage!"
 * Viva: That's his problem, not mine. He doesn't wanna get f****d up, he doesn't BE a f*** up.
 * Ree: "Well scaring him like that isn't gonna motivate honesty from him. In fact, isn't he the leader?"
 * Viva: Oh please, he leads as well as he has pubes!
 * Ree: And he took down Raish! He's GOT pubes, Queefgon! Why don't you bring him back and count them?
 * Barron: (Amused) QUEEFGON!!
 * Aera: Alright, ENOUGH! Now, I know we're all upset about the invasion, but we're about to set things right with the Lodgers. So Viva, I want you to promise you are not gonna deminstraight that kind of embarrising behavior in front of the Lougers and the HA when they arrive here.
 * Viva: "..... I can't garrentie I would always be devote to this, because during the anniversery, espeically if it's done wrong, I became easily irritable!"
 * Aera: "Can you at least promise to try?"
 * Viva: "(Sighs defeated and angerly).... Fine! If'll get you all off my case about it."

Finding The Fallen Micronation
Path
 * Erroe: (He hums furiously as the others walked while Ree was sniffing)
 * Viva: Erroe, we've been walking for 5 hours.
 * Erroe: NO ******** ******* S********* WE'VE BEEN WALKING FOR 5 HOURS!!! I HAVE A WATCH!!!
 * Pain: Yeesh, dude, get whatever Blizzaga is called in this dimension and chill.
 * Erroe: "How am I suppose to chill when I am made to trek across the planet without a cool mode of transportation?! Is it really a wonder why I never left the city?!"
 * Gazelle: "Not a country sort, are you?"
 * Erroe: NO!
 * Viva: Erroe, we've been walking as much as you, so don't go snapping at us!
 * Erroe: Well excuse me! It's bad enough our home is under siege by Mükonoids, but I have to be tense after being reminded of that HORRIBLE memory in Niviliholm.
 * Viva: Oh, yeah, the horrible memory where my mom got sliced up like ham!
 * Erroe: My mom died too, Viva, don't think that card will win bets here.
 * Dodger: Guys, just count your blessings, will you? You could use the exercise.
 * Ree: Besides, I can smell Jonova. She's about an hour ahead of us.
 * Erroe: You said that THREE HOURS AGO!!!!
 * Ree: Give me a damn break, I'm stuck as a mutant pet. I don't know how this body even works. Also, it's highly likely that Jovana isn't just going to stand still and wait for us to reach her. That would've been Cornsby's cousin stupid.
 * Aera: It's not a big deal, guys. Time and biology are weird. Like, how can a quarter be PAST seven, or why do males have nipples?
 * Viva: Ugh, there's so much wrong with you.
 * Erroe: Viva, there's NOTHING wrong with Aera!
 * Viva: Uh, are you clueless?! Miss Cheery Princess here is so numb to reality because she was likely scared of it as a kid!
 * Aera: (Gasps happily with pink glittery eyes) You think I'm a PRINCESS?!
 * Viva: Oh my f*****g God, NO, IT WAS AN INSULT!! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: Christ, lady!
 * Viva: Don't talk to me that way, homo!
 * Squidward: (Scoffs) Hit THAT nail on the head! (Sandy slapped him)
 * Erroe: Weeds, she's clearly a learner, show some respect!
 * Viva: What the f*** ever, she's an adult. This is the real world, so she can't just stay behind a childish façade and grow stupid because of it. She REALLY needs to grow up!
 * Erroe: She's not GOING to if you act like a spoiled insulting little brat! Bullying her is only going to make it worse.
 * Tigress: He's right, you know-
 * Viva: YOU STAY OUT OF THI- (Tigress grabbed her hand and bended it painfully) II-IIII-AAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAGH!!! (She let go)...... OWW!!
 * Tigress: Next time, don't talk back to someone who's only trying to help.
 * Rita: Guys, we're at the entrance. (The micronation was in ruins)
 * Einstein:... Not too shabby for something that looks abandoned.
 * Francis: That's because it IS abandoned.
 * Erroe: The micronation was congured by Raish and Shïïmra for being the last nation against Müko mining. Glad to know there's some survivors. And hey, it's just a hop and skip away. We just need to pass through the Mythium Mines and- (Everyone was shocked to see a giant alien cobra similar to the Zolom, with a hood similar to frillneck frills and butterfly wings, a rattlesnake rattle and forked tail, and multiple fangs)... There's something really scary behind me, isn't there? (Looks behind hm to see the creature.)"
 * Creature: "...... (Surprisingly friendly voice) Well howdy-do."
 * Erroe: "(WIMPY SCREAMS AND RUN AWAY!)"
 * Creature: "AAAAAAH?! IS THERE SOMETHING FRIGHTIN' HERE?! I GOT TO GET THE HAY OUT OF HERE?! (Swam away!)"
 * Icky: "...... What, just happened?"
 * Aera: They just scared each other. That serpent looked young, so...
 * Father Serpent: (A bigger one came in)... WHO DARES THREATEN MY CHILD?!? (Looks at the group's weapons)... HUNTERS!! (He displayed all his retractable fang teeth)
 * Viva: IT'S GONNA KILL US!!
 * Aera: Actually, he's only trying to defend his child, so-
 * Viva: THIS IS NO TIME TO TREE-HUG, YOU DUMB BI- (The Father Serpent bit her) AHH, IT BIT ME!
 * Aera: Looks like someone's been poisoned.
 * Viva: Looks like SOMEONE should HEAL ME!!!
 * Aera: Out of mana!
 * Viva: I'M NOT STUPID, I KNOW YOU'RE LYING, JUST HEAL ME BEFORE I GAG YOU WITH THAT PONYTAIL OF YOURS!! THAT'S AN OR-... Duurrrrr! (She fell pathetically)
 * Mr. Whiskers:...... (They did this)
 * As the group ran off, the Father Serpent was surprised that the group didn't stuck around to fight and stared surprised......
 * Father Serpent: "...... (His daughter came back)..... They're, not really hunters, are they?"
 * Daughter Serpent: "Ugh, no dad. They were obviously just a misfited band of weirdos....."
 * Father Serpent: "Well yeah, cause ya would think hunters would be braver then that."

French Narrator: And So... Back at the Swamp Later, after a serpent ride later. Flashback. Present
 * Friend Owl: Well THAT went well!
 * Barron: Well according to my diagnosis, Viva, is sick as hell.
 * Viva: (Flushed red and droopy and moaning until vomiting)
 * Erroe: Daaah, she'll be fine.
 * Big Mama: Really?
 * Erroe: Hey, you call it mean, I call it karma.
 * Viva: Aerrrrrrra, heeeal... (She vomited)
 * Aera: Not until you apologize for being a jerk.
 * Viva: FUUUEEEGGGHHCCCKK THAT, MY SELF-RESPECT IS WORTH WAY MORE THAN AN UNHELPFUL DUMB BROA- (She vomited)
 * Erroe: Is it weird to say I think she's much hotter when sick?
 * Barron: Yes, and that's clearly your hate boner. Shame on you.
 * Lord Shen: "Well just our luck that giant snakes prevent our venture inward."
 * Barron: "We're gonna have to get something to outrun that thing and-"
 * Fu-Xi: "AHEM?! Hello?! Exbert in snakes here?! I can REASON with that creature and get it to let us pass. Heck, I'll even get him to take us to those mines as a bonus."
 * Erroe: "Oh like you can reason with a Swampent! They're nasty as alll hell?!"
 * Gazelle: "Okay, one, the younger one was only saying hi to us, and two, the father was only unpleasent because he thought we were a threat."
 * Erroe: "Well it's not like Fuey here-"
 * Fu-Xi: "Fu-XI?!"
 * Erroe: "Can actselly be able to reason with that thing! How am I to know that serpent ways here aren't a hell of a lot different from yours? I would bet my sword that he can't do it!"
 * Gazelle: "Well I would let you hold the Uniter Blade until our next destination if you are right."
 * Erroe: "YOUR ON?! I can't wait to see the look on your face when Fu-Xi screws this because he CLEARY doesn't understand snakes here-"
 * Fu-Xi and the Swampent father were seen laughing!
 * Fu-Xi: "And then I said to him, "My shedded skin's so big, it can become an elephant's sock"! So I took some and placed it on an Elephant's foot!"
 * Swampent Father: "(LAUGHS)! I may have no idea what're you saying, but I STILL UNDERSTAND THOSE JOKES?! (Laughs)!"
 * Erroe was seen shocked stupid with a surprised face......
 * Gazelle: "..... Annnnd, I'll be holding this, (Takes away Erroe's blade) Until our next desination."
 * Erroe: "(Phathicly and high-pitched) Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap. But how?! SNAKES SHOULDN'T BE THIS SIMILAR!!"
 * Fu-Xi: It doesn't matter if dimensional differences are apparent. Serpents clearly know each other across the multiverse. You should really have a respect for serpents.
 * Father Serpent: So, uh, sorry about-
 * Aera: Oh, you don't have to apologize.
 * Viva: I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST SA- (Vomits)
 * Aera: I'll only allow a cure if you apologize.
 * Viva: F*** YOU, I WON'T TOLERATE THIS BRIBERY!!! HOW'S ABOUT I INFECT YOU WITH THIS STUFF AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT?! HEAL ME OR SO HELP ME-
 * Gazelle: "(Knocks Viva out!)........... I stopped her from doing something she'll regret."
 * Aera: "Thank you Miss Gazelle."
 * Erroe: Yeah if there's anything bad about her, it's her intolerable self-respect. She's not going to apologize so let's just have her cured and be done with it?
 * Father Swampent: "Well if you want, I can give you some of my venom so any smarty misfit might make into anti-venom."
 * Count Razoff: That would be appreciated.
 * Viva was cured..... But also even angier then usual.
 * Shifu: "Miss Viva, we understand that you were upset about Erroe's failure to honor a certain date, but that gives you no excuse to insult those around you."
 * Icky: "Yeah, you could've ended up turning that father swamp snake against us and we would be forced to go after an AUU Chocabo in a wild goose chase like in the Abridged Series where it would've ended up getting annoying!"
 * Viva: "WELL HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE WHO WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND FORGETS THE ANNIVERSY OF A SHARED TRAGEDY?!"
 * Erroe: "Viva, I didn't mean to forget, I was caught up chasing down a Xorabeak who claimed that he was Ful's friend! That guy threaten to get people to be against Muko again and avenge him!"
 * Viva: "Oh, and what was the guy's name?!"
 * Erroe: "Foo L. Hardy."
 * Viva: "........ (Clenched Teeth) That better be an actual name and not you JOKING?!"
 * Barron: "Actselly, Ful's family were once partners and friends with another fozzel fuel company known as Hardy Coals, a company..... (Gets manicly depressed) A company that once owned Coal Town..... (Goes back to normal) So yeah, Water Equite's accreate as fuck."
 * Viva: "..... Then I WANT to see this basturd for myself so I can take my frustraigtions out on his Xulture-based ass instead of yours?!"
 * Erroe: "Well he escaped when I got distracted when I just remembered the anniversary- (Viva gets furious) DAH?! He said something about heading to where Carslet placed that giant gun that looks cool but is tecnecally useless because it can't turn for shit!"
 * Viva: "OHHHHH, GREAT!? THAT MEANS THAT ASSHOLE IS LIKELY ALREADY AT WORK TRICKING INNOSENT PEOPLE INTO TRYING ANOTHER REBELION?!"
 * Ree: "Is it possable that Hardy is being a pawn to Jovana and the Mukovoids as well as O'Files possabily was?"
 * Viva: "Well since Jovana wants that Muko to her greedy ass and Hardy is trying to get people to trust fozzel fuels again, I'm gonna have to give that a solid "NO SHIT"?!"
 * Barron: "Well how's about we worry about Hardy when we can get our hands on him. For now, how's about we split up and cover ground?"
 * Shifu: We are a step-ahead. The rest are already looking for supplies and clues.
 * Viva: Okay, fine! What matters is that we got to the micronation.
 * Erroe: Well good. No need to escalate things over something I prefer to forget.
 * Viva:... You forgot... ON PURPOSE?!?
 * Erroe: Okay, no, that, I, wha, maybe, OKAY, YES!! AND WHY NOT?! WHY MAKE AN ANNIVERSARY OF A TRAGEDY TOO PAINFUL TO THINK ABOUT?!
 * Viva: BECAUSE IT'S GIVING RESPECT FOR THOSE WHO DIED WHEN RAISH DESTROYED EVERYTHING!! Being pocessed by Dark Muko and Jovana aside...... What happened to us is still horrible! WHY INTENTIONALLY FORGET THAT?!
 * Erroe: "Because, it's better for the past to be in the past?"
 * Viva: "..... THEN HOW DID YOU REMEMBER IF YOU WERE TRYING TO INTENTIONALLY FORGET!?"
 * Erroe: "..... Hardy's Zhaerunia goons inadvertingly reminded me cause one of them was talking about a freaking calender he thought was freaking cool and showed it to his friends like a retard, and he talked about the date of the anniversery!"
 * Viva: "..... (Deadpan) Was that how Hardy escaped?"
 * Erroe: "Well, that and his right hand Zhaerk punched me in the back of the head. I still feel that."
 * Zosimo: "Wait, did you get the name of the Zhaerk."
 * Erroe: "Well Hardy said his name was Goldtooth. Although personally, and it could be that I'm a bit color blind, but the metal tooth looked to be more of a yellow bronze or copper color then gold."
 * Zosimo: "...... After all these years, I finally caught up with him."
 * Erroe: "Wait, what? YOU KNOW THAT BACK-HEAD PUNCHING ASSHOLE?!"
 * Zosimo: "Well it ain't easy to forget the hard-core freelance gun-for-hire mercenary boss of trained killers that murdered the uncle of your lover?!"
 * Silence......
 * Barron: "..... (Serious tone) You had some history with that son of a bitch, do you?"
 * Zosimo: "A history that I'm blessed, yet cursed, to never forget..... You see, my wife's uncle.... Kinda had a bad tendingcy to make "friends" in an un-neighterly fastion."
 * (Zosimo): "Her uncle was a bit of a loose cannon millionaire who had a bad hapit of buying public places like MAD! He bought parks, orphanages, schools, even entire goverments, because he enjoyed being a rich f****r!"
 * (Erroe): "Well tecnecally, him being killed isn't a really BAD thing."
 * (Zosimo): "Well that's the thing.... My wife still had feelings for the basturd, even when he could barely acknowedge her existence. I by all means don't care for her uncle myself, but.... My wife hoped he became a change man one day. Thing is, on the day he was actselly going to announce he was gonna start making good things happen, a vengeful former friend hired Goldtooth."
 * Goldtooth loomed over the millionaire uncle as he was on the podium, as the audience gasped!
 * (Zosimo): "The damn fish pulled out his trademark Zhaerk-made de-skinner lazer gun and..... Ya'll can figure yourselves what happened next."
 * Goldtooth was given a dark smerk as a red flash of light was seen as the Millionaire was redused to redden bones!
 * (Icky): "YEESH?! This dude gave him the When Mars Attack treatment!"
 * (Zosimo): "And that wasn't even the worse of it.... He robbed my wife the happiest day of her life..... She was sadden by the lost. It was enough that it took her a year to make peace with it since. I wanted to stop that Junja-headed basturd here and there! (Zosimo charged).... Basturd was a slipperly one. (Zhaerk overwealmed Zosimo)..... He humiliated me infront of millions, and his own laughing henchmen of Zhaerunias as the smugged chum-hater escaped without a trace on his Zhaerk ship..... I was lucky Warson and the Council desided to merciful enough to not let this taint my record as an effective hero. He not only took the happiest day of my wife's life..... But he also took my dignity and legitamentcy as a confident hero....."
 * Zosimo: "..... And even when I had busted the former friend, it ain't enough that the hired gun who murdered my wife's uncle is still out there, continuing his business! I would give my life to see that terror of the deep freeze in the prison of Oranos where he belongs?!"
 * Tyberious Jr.: "..... How come you never told us about this? We could've all helped you hunt down that monster fish!"
 * Zosimo: Because he had a lot of aces, and was very crafty. If I brought you along, you'd be more liabilities than assets.
 * Erroe: Well I guess there's more in this for one of us.
 * Viva: Pssh, bulls***! You got an army of Lodgers to help on that mission, you dumb idiot.
 * Zosimo: Madam, I would kindly appreciate it if you don't be a jerk any further.
 * Viva: F*** YOU, THAT'S ALL YOU'LL GET FROM ME!!

(Later...) Micronation Bay Underwater BLACKOUT! Reality Outside The Dungeon
 * Aquanid: What in the blub are you doing in Juno Harbor?!
 * Barron: I don't know, freaky fish girl, but here's a better question: Why does this micronation have a giant-ass cannon that looks like it'll never turn?
 * Aquanid: "Why don't ya ask President Cornsby, who he and his goons place there in trying to make us mine Muko! You frauds basicly are on good terms with him now since you Betrayed Ful!"
 * Erroe: "Aw damn it, Hardy already got to work to make people this stupid again!"
 * Viva: "Well maybe that would've been avoided if YOU HADN'T FAILED TO CAPTURE HIM?!"
 * Erroe: WHY AM I ALWAYS YOUR PUNCHING BAG?!
 * Viva: F*** you, that's why!
 * Aera: Okay, Viva, you need to leave!
 * Viva: BITCH, DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH HARM AS IT IS!! I- (The Aquanid knocked her out)
 * Aquanid: Kraanfishes, she was annoying!
 * Barron: "..... Kid, though I'd do the same, that was not a smart decidtion."
 * Aquanid: "Aw what're you talking abou- (Viva got up quickly and roared at her like a JP T-Rex)...... (SCREAMS AND RUNS AWAY)"
 * Viva: "YA YOU BETTER RUN, YOU LITTLE S***?!"
 * Iago: "YA JUST JURRASSIC PARK ROARED A LITTLE GIRL?!"
 * Viva: Yeah, so what?
 * Iago: One, how the hell can you do that? Second, how the hell did you wake up so quickly? Third, she looked young, so you might've done an Erroe and f****d up the same way he did with the Swampent.
 * Viva: The two former questions, f*** you, that's how. Latter question, she seems old enough to fend for herself. She was wearing a two-piece bathing suit and could be raped. She'd surely be able to fight off those too curious-
 * ???: Oh you did NOT just say that about my daughter!! (Another Aquanid came out of the water)
 * Erroe: "Earning friends as usual, Viva?"
 * Viva: Don't make me rip your mouth off!
 * Father: Where's Prylla? WHAT'VE YOU DONE TO PRYLLA?!
 * Erroe: Weeds here scared her off.
 * Viva: ERROE!!! WHY?!
 * Erroe: F*** you, that's why! And like you said, she can clearly take care of herself-
 * (Prylla): AGONYFIIIIIISH!!! (A giant eel came out and ate her)
 * Prylla's Father: NOOOO!!!
 * Erroe: Well once again, now I'm not the only f*** up!
 * Skipper: Erroe, will you just do something?
 * Prylla's Father: I'll be waiting in the water. We Aquanids can't live on land, you know. You better have saved my daughter once I get back.
 * Erroe: Yeah, WEEDS! You better have saved his daughter once he gets back- (A rip was heard off-camera) AHHH, MY MOUTH!!!!
 * Merlin: Look, let's just save the poor girl!
 * Thief: ("I'll handle this!") (He throws a grenade at the Agonyfish)
 * Barron:... Thiefy? I don't recall giving you one of my plasma grenades.
 * Archimedes: Probably because he stole it.
 * Barron: HE STOLE ONE OF MAH GRENADES?!?!?!?!
 * Erroe: Uhhhhhhhhh...
 * Archimedes: Yeah, he's kind of a kleptomaniac. He just knows stealing. You name anything valuable in any definition, he steals it.
 * Barron: GREAT, IS HE GONNA STEAL OUR MATERIO TOO?!
 * Archimedes: Okay, he wouldn't stoop to that level.
 * Barron: You said he steals anything, right after, by the way, you said that he's a KLEPTO-F*****G-MANIAC!!!!!!!!!!
 * Archimedes: WE'D FORCE HIM TO RETURN IT!!!
 * Erroe: (Nervously) Hey guys, yeah, that thing has gills, so doesn't it need water to survive- (The Agonyfish died and sunk)
 * Gazelle:... Did... Did it just forgot it needed water to survive? How, did that creature survived that long until this point? What, what even is the spieces like?
 * Trixie: Who cares? It was probably too dumb to be given your tree-hugging nature. Let's just get the sea human girl back. (She turned into a seapony and retrieved Prylla)... Now for CPR!
 * Ree: YOU IDIOT, THAT'S AN AQUANID!!! SHE CAN'T BREATH ON LAND!!!
 * Trixie: "..... Oh. (Tosses Prylla into the water). Happy?"
 * Ree: "Now there's the issue of you just tossing a child into the water like a ragdoll?"
 * Trixie: "Ugh, is there NO making you happy?!"
 * Ree: I don't know, is there?
 * Trixie: WE HAVE LITTLE EXPERIENCE WITH ALIEN BEINGS HERE!!
 * Merlin: (Casting an aquatic spell) Can we just see if the poor girl's okay?
 * Aera: Viva, you stay up here. You're probably not going to be appreciated for this.
 * Viva: Suck my d***!
 * Banzai: You don't have a d***.
 * Viva: You don't know that.
 * Erroe: So you're a homosexual, then?
 * Viva: (Glass shatter).... I officially feel unclean.
 * Erroe: Yeah, next time, don't be a smartass.
 * The group but Viva went underwater.
 * Viva: "(Grumbles as unbeknowest to here, Hardy's mercenaries watch in secret.
 * Prylla's Father: Well that much is appreciated, but, she's still unconscious.
 * Erroe: Here, let me try CPR. (He breathes in)
 * Prylla's Father: Or I can just magically cure her. (She does that)
 * Prylla: (Coughs loads of bubbles) DAWW, FRECK-ON-A-STICK!!!
 * Erroe:... You're bulls******g me, right?
 * Lucky Jack: Wow. A human that can only breath underwater. Now I've seen everything.
 * Prylla's Father: We're actually fish that evolved into the SHAPE of a human. You guys know anything?
 * Ree: No they do not.
 * Erroe: Well, now that we're done here, I guess we'll meet your micronation's leader.
 * Prylla's Father: And where do you think you're going? Your girlfriend endangered my daughter.
 * Erroe: One, she's not my girlfriend... Anymore. Second... WHAT?!?
 * Prylla's Father: You owe me AND this micronation big for doing all this. You shall wait at the inn until our leader wants to speak to you.
 * Barron: And what if we don't, Mr. Grumpy Pants?
 * Prylla's Father: Then I'll have a little chat with Hardy about the public pro-Muko menaces, and you will go to prison.
 * Barron: OH MY GODS, ARE YOU BLACKMAILING US?!
 * Prylla's Father: Just think of it as, involuntary volunteering. We can finally be free from him now that we have the best terrorists and assassins around- (Barron bashed him unconscious)
 * Prylla: FATHER!!!
 * Erroe: BARRON!!!
 * Barron: I WILL NOT BE BLACKMAILED INTO TERRORISM AND/OR ASSASSINATION!!! THIS IS WHY BLACKMAILING IS A PUNISHABLE OFFENSE ON HUNDREDS OF WORLDS!!
 * Prylla: You do realize that you gave me a good reason to finish where he started, right?
 * Bagheera: Miss Prylla, there's no need to escalate thi-
 * Prylla: (Whistles) OH GIGGLES!!! (A Ceterior came in and took her and her father away) Don't follow me. I'm the leader of this micronation's saviors. You'll never win no matter wha-
 * Gazelle brings out a candy bar.
 * Prylla: "CANDY?! (Makes Giggles go back to the group) CANDY CANDY CANDY CAND- (The Lougers grabbed her and Giggles)..... CURSE YOU CANDY, MY ONLY ONE WEAKNESS?!"
 * Ree: "..... This is why children shouldn't lead rebelion groups of any kind."
 * Erroe: "Alright kid! Tell us where Hardy is, or you won't be getting ANY candy!"
 * ???: "Messing with children with Candy Bars? That is such a pedo thing to do."
 * The group got surrounded by Zhaeruna mercenaries as Goldtooth walked in.
 * Goldtooth: "If you desire to meet Hardy........ Then it'll be our way."
 * Erroe: "....... CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Goldtooth lounged and punched him!)"
 * ???: Erroe.... Hey Erroe?
 * (Erroe): Oh, uh, hey, strange voice in my head.... Haven't spoken in a while.
 * ???: Hey man, are you sure you're remembering the Nivilholm mission right?
 * (Erroe): Yes? I thought I was. Why? Did I not?
 * ???: Dude... Viva was there. You should ask her when you wake up you waste of oxygen.
 * (Erroe): Wow, took a 180, don't you think?
 * ???: Wake uuuup-
 * Viva: (As everyone was in an underwater dungeon) -YOU USELESS F*****G WASTE OF OXYGEN!!!!!!!
 * Erroe: DAH, VIVA, I DIDN'T DRAIN ALL THE OXYGEN IN THE WATER HYPERVENTILATING!... Wait... Why'd I say something I wasn't dreaming about?
 * Viva: Wake up, you big fat Pinii!!
 * Erroe: Oh, well c**t-a-doodle-doo to you too, bitch. (Icky scoffed at that)
 * Viva: WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT BARRON HAVING TO KNOCK OUT THE DAD BECAUSE OF YOU?!?
 * Erroe: Look, it's been a weird and annoying day. The dad tried to blackmail us into an assassination and/or terrorism since they were gullible enough to trust an anti-Shïïmra asshole, then she threatened to finish it, she had a Ceterior-
 * Viva: YOU MET A CETERIOR WITHOUT ME?!?
 * Fidget: Whoa, sounds like someone loves alien dolphins.
 * Erroe: They're her favorite animal, yes. Anyway, Viva, can I ask you something?
 * Viva: Oh, you have questions for ME?!
 * Erroe: Yes... Am I remembering the Nivilholm mission right?
 * Viva:... The f*** kinda question is that?
 * Erroe: I don't know, okay, am I or not?!
 * Viva: Uh, yeah!
 * Erroe: Sooo... Everything I said to Cornsby and the Lodgers... Actually happened?
 * Viva: Ga-DOI!! What are you, stupid?
 * Icky: Okay, Weeds, can you stop being a bitch to him for one second-
 * Viva: Okay. Error, I'm sorry. (She then slaps him) SECOND OVER!!
 * Icky: OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST PISSING ME OFF!!
 * Erroe: Yeah, that was uncalled for!!
 * Viva: Deal with it! It's always gotta be about you, doesn't it? You forget an anniversary for being a disrespectful whiner, Princess Tree-Hugger bribes me for a cure, AND NOW WE GET BLACKMAILED INTO A TERRORIST OPERATION AGAINST OUR WILL ONLY MADE WORSE BY YOU AND BARRON!! PLEASE UUNIVERSES, GIVE US MORE HEADACHES!!!
 * Icky: "Do you REALLY wanna provoke karma like that?"
 * A Zhaeruna came in with moving sack.
 * Zhaeruna: "Yo Mochachos! Ya got some new roomies! (Opens the bag and tosses in a Anthribian dressed like Yuffie in the original Final Fantasy game right in front of the group). Found this bitch trying to pick-pocket me and accsidently touched my feholies! I suggest you litterally watch your asses with that one! (Leaves)"
 * Anthribian: "..... (Gets up super-cheery) HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S YOUR NEW BEST FRIEND DUFFIE?!"
 * Viva: "....... DAMN IT UNIVERSES, I WAS JOKING?!"
 * Icky: "WELL THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PROVOKED KARMA?!"
 * Viva: F*** YOU!
 * Icky: OH MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, QUEEFY SEA DRAGON?!
 * Banzai: (Amused) QUEEFY SEA DRAGON!!
 * Duffie: "So, what ya in for?"
 * Viva: Ask Mr. F*** Up here- (Erroe choked her)
 * Erroe: CALL ME A F*** UP, I DARE YOU!!! CALL ME A F*** UP ONE MORE TIME!!! GET OVER THE GODDAMN ANNIVERSARY AND FOCUS ON WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT!!! (He let her go as they feloot-fought again)
 * Duffie:... What're they doing?
 * Baloo: This is just something they do to substitute violence. (Erroe tickled Viva by the feet again as she giggled uncontrollably) Best to leave them alone for a few seconds.
 * Duffie: Well, I... Uh... Shouldn't some of you be drowning down here?
 * Bagheera: Shouldn't you?
 * Duffie: I'm an amphibian, duh! Water's second nature to me! So back to the questions. What're you in for and how are you breathing down here?
 * Bagheera: Latter question, we have magic. Former question, we were looking for this micronation for a lead on an alien parasite that ravaged Mesagard. Thanks to Prylla and her father, it didn't go well.
 * Duffie: Oh, those two. She and her father are the local jacks and Prylla's the jackest of them all. Lost her land-dwelling boyfriend to the Shïïmra Organization when they trashed the micronation and left it's inhabitants to retreat underwater. Now she leads an anti-Muko strike team. I kept trying to tell her the vampiric stuff about Muko was only a myth, but her stubbornness is through the surface.
 * Duke: At least the whore literally sucks on candy bars like a d-
 * Erroe: (As Erroe threw Viva's shoes out the bar window) Well thanks to your bitchy attitude, you'll have to deal with smelly feet until we sort this out.
 * Duffie:... They look cute.
 * Viva: What?
 * Duffie: I SAID YOU'RE SO CUED!!
 * Viva: You mean screwed?
 * Duffie: Yeah, that. Well I have no purpose here, so, if we escape, can I come with?
 * Barron: "Depends on we can even do that."
 * Duffie: "(Sing-along) That wasn't a NOOOOOOO-OOOOOO. (Pulls out some keys) Took these while the Zhaeruna wasn't paying attention."
 * Icky: "But weren't you in a sack?"
 * Duffle: "It had a patch on it for a hole in that. I have ways...."
 * Barron/Erroe/Viva/Aera: "...... You're in."
 * Lougers/HA: "Seriously?"
 * ???: Not so fast! (Prylla came in a rebel outfit chuckling)... That was SO close, wasn't it?
 * Giant Octopus: (She came in) Well sorry to say you ain't going anywhere or you WILL be reported to Hardy.
 * Rico: GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!!
 * Prylla: Say hello to this micronation's leader, Presidentress Toctus.
 * Icky: "..... Huh. I totally thought it was gonna be that Hardy guy."
 * Prylla: "Nahhhhhhhh, he only inspired us to fight back again.... And left his mercenary friends to give us a boost."
 * Viva: Well, still nice to meet you reguardless, INKBUTT!!
 * Presidentress Toctus: UGH, LEAVE MAH BROTHER OUTTA THIS!! (They scoffed)... Walked RIGHT into that one. Alright, listen up. Y'all wanted to see me? Here I am. But you will do what we say for your crimes against us.
 * Viva: Oh, come on, all we did was scare a child who can fight. We defeated Raish, show some respect!
 * Presidentress Toctus: You betrayed the true path. There won't be no respect for you lot! You're going to do this mission for us, or we will turn you into Hardy.
 * Xandy: I can't believe you, you insolent bitch! We try to ask for help, and this is how we're treated? No wonder your micronation fell if this is how you tre- (Toctus strangles her with her tentacles)
 * Hudson: XANDY- (He fell on his face unable to swim) STUPID WATER!!!
 * Toctus: "Now, are you gonna listen to what we want, or do I have to- (Gazelle pulled out the Uniter and slashed Toctus across the face, causing the Presidentress to scream in pain as she let's go of Xandy as the light of the Uniter Blade began to burn and hurt Toctus?!) AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! MY FACE?! MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL FACE?! (Her face became horrendusly and trumatisingly disfigured?!)"
 * Gazelle: "..... I can understand that you mistaken Hardy as a messiah and not the deluded fool he truely is, along with O'files, but you will have NO PARDON TO THREATEN ANY OF MY FRIENDS LIKE THAT?!"
 * Tochus: "(Voice becomes unplesently disgusting) BLUGAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! Blou blurt bly blace?! BLOU BLUIN BLY BLUTY?!"
 * Barron: "UGHHHHHHH?! CAN YOU PLEASE NOT SPEAK, LADY, YOU SOUND DISGUSTING WHEN YOU SPEAK?!"
 * Erroe: "HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE HER SERIOUSLY LIKE THIS?!"
 * Gazelle: "Exactly the plan. I had figured that even if we gotten rid of Hardy, she would continue to force-feed the myth down into the throats, of even innosent children. I was not gonna handle that."
 * Toctus: "BLAGHAAAAAAAAAAAA?! BLOU BILL BLOT BLET BLAWAY BLITH BLHIS?! BLYLLA, BLI BLORDER BLOU BLOO- (Prylla stared trumatisied at Toctus' face)..... BLYLLA?! BLARE BLOU BLEVEN BLISTENING BLO BLE BLOU BLIDIOT?!"
 * Prylla: "(SCREAMS)!? MONSTER?! A VERY DISFIGURED DISCUSSING SOUNDING MONSTER THAT ATE OUR PRESIDENTRESS?! (SWAM AWAY LIKE A DUMB LITTLE SHIT?!)"
 * Toctus: "BLO?! BLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! BLOU BLUPID BLRAT?! BLET BLACK BLERE?! (Prylla failed to listen, being too disgusted and horrifived by Toctus's appearence?!).... BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (Barron knocked her unconjustus)....."
 * Barron: "..... No seriously, it was DISGUSTING TO LISTEN TO HER TALK?!"
 * Duke: "..... That was rather dark of you, Gazelle."
 * Gazelle: "She was obviously a cruel and malmitulative cretin. She was someone who deserved the worse."
 * Erroe: "Ehh, fair enough, she was a bitch anyway."
 * Lord Shen: You do know that she could've been talked out of it? You could've just did a non-violent solution instead of incriminate us all by assaulting a leader. This will not look good in our report, you know."
 * Gazelle: Well if it means she learns a lesson, so be it.
 * Viva: THIS COULD AFFECT HER LIFE, YOU RECKLESS WHORE!!! WE DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO ESCALATE THIS ALREADY-S****Y SITUATION!!! YOU JUST MADE US NO BETTER THAN THEM!!
 * Erroe: Guys, we don't have time for this!!! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!
 * Lord Shen: Very well, but Gazelle? We'll discuss this later. (The heroes make a run for it as Duffie closed the cell door and locked up the cell door, and then used an AUU Ninjitsu to destroy the keys forever!)."
 * Duffie: "Just for added effect. (Runs to catch up with her new friends)."

The Neon Saucer

 * (Duffie): (Singing obnoxiously as they were headed to a saucer-like holographic amusement park and resort by a holographic boat-train) We're so close to the Neon Saucer, we're so close, WE'RE SO CLOSE TO THE NEON SAUCER! I can't wait for the Neon Saucer, I CAN'T WAIT, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NEON SAUCEEER!!!-
 * (Viva): SHUT THE F*** UUUUUUUUP!!!!

(Later...) Later... Bathroom Later... A montage of Nos from various vendors later... Elsewhere Erroe's Location Icky and Iago's Location Lost Boys and Digidestined Location Xandy's and Hudson's Location Po and the Five's Location Samantha's and Clifton's Location Lord Shen's Location Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Dactyls, Savio, and Raptors' Location Ruther and Hawkens' Location Back to Erroe and Aera Cutaway Present Flashback.
 * Anime-Style Grey Alien Mascot: (Neon Saucer was seen on the inside as a wonderful high-tech amusement park with a blue hexagonal energy dome, holographic propaganda, games, rides and attractions all hologram based in many ways) WWWWWWWWWWWWWELCOME TOOOOOOO NEEEEEON SAUCEEEERR!! DA HAPPIEST PLACE, ON IENTASY!!! YOU READY TO HAVE INTERSTELLAR FUN?!
 * Duffie: YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!
 * Ree: Before you say no to me because of an apparent no pets policy, I'm just an unlucky soul stuck in an unsentient animal's body. You have no idea what I had to put up with since then.
 * Mascot:... OOOOOOOKAY, I WON'T JUDGE!! IT ONLY COSTS 10 NP TO ENTER!
 * Erroe: WOW, 10 NEN TO ENTER?! YOU REALLY ARE THE HAPPIEST PLACE IN THE WORLD, BECAUSE THAT IS THE CHEAPEST ENTRY FEE E-... Wait... NP?
 * Mascot: Oh, well here in Neon Saucer, pretty much everything here is purchased through Neon Percentage. And you can get NP at your local NP distributer with Nen-
 * Erroe: HOLD UP!!... You have to pay for fake currency..... WITH REAL CURRENTCY?!?
 * Mascot: Well, getting NP is not really expensive, so-
 * Erroe: I CAN'T BELIEVE, THAT A PLACE OF BUSINESS AS POPULAR AS NEON SAUCER OF ALL THINGS, WOULD DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO CHEAT AND EXTORT THEIR CUSTOMERS!!
 * Icky: (Quietly) If he thinks this is bad, he should've seen Microtransactions and Loot Crates. Espeically how EA does it.
 * Mascot: Uhhhh, sir-
 * Erroe: DON'T 'SIR' ME, YOU FAKE EXCUSE FOR A MASCOT!! I DEMAND TO SEE THE MANAGER!!
 * Mascot: (Out of character and in a nerdy voice) Look, dude, I'm pretty much new here, I don't exactly know where the manager is. Look, getting NP isn't expensive, it's just a lousy one Nen, so it's not like a criminal extortionest operation is being run here, especially not with Cornsby's anti-extortion law in effect, so calm down-
 * Erroe: IT'S THE PRINCIPAL OF THE MATTER, DAMMIT!!
 * Duffie: Erroe, will you cool down? I'm usually a repeat customer, I already have everyone covered.
 * Erroe: But-
 * Lord Shen: Young one, we have no time for you to recite what occurred in the abridged series of Final Fantasy VII, just be glad the young miss already has NP!
 * Erroe: Uggggh, fine! I'll go get a drink! (Walks up to a water fountain but a hologram showed up)
 * Voice: Please insert 1 NP to access drink fountain.
 * Erroe: WHAAAT?!? EVEN THE FOUNTAINS COST THIS S***?!? WHAT THE F***?! WHAT IF SOMEONE'S THIRSTY AND HAS NO NP?! WHAT'S NEXT?! DO THEY HAVE FRICKING GATES AND TURBOLIFS ALL OVER THE DAMN PLACE THAT-
 * Voice #2: (Many hologates and turbolifts that have holograms explaining the NP tolls were seen) Please insert 10 NP to enter.
 * Erroe:... Okay, I need to go to the bathroom and process this-
 * Voice #3: Please insert 5 NP to use the bathroom.
 * Erroe: WHA- YOU HAVE TO PAY FAKE MONEY FOR THE BATHROOM?!
 * Voice #3: EVERY bathroom, yes. (Erroe got a comically-angry expression)...
 * Erroe: (He was cut from the bench) WHA- MY BUTT ALMOST GOT SLICED!!!
 * Voice #4: Please insert 5 NP to use bench.
 * Erroe: (He got comically angry as the heroes watched pitifully) AAAHHHHH!!!! YOU EXTORTIONIST C**T-B*****G GOLDEN-SHOWERING P***Y-G******G BALL-L*****G C***-S*****G SCATTY LITTLE RIMJOBS!!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THE MANAGER, I'LL SHOVE SO MANY NPS SO FAR UP HIS S*****M, HIS URETHRA AND HIS RECTUM WILL MERGE SO HE'LL RELEASE S*** AND P*** COMBINED!!! I'LL BET D***S FOR DOLLARS HE'S A RETARD WITH A WHORE EX-WIFE AND A BASTARD KID WHO- (A toddler fluorescent neon-cotton-candy-blue cephalopod being was watching this)
 * Squid Alien Kid:... What's a c**t? Better yet, what are any of those fancy words you said?
 * Viva: And THEEEERE'S Erroe with the f-... Screw up. So much for being child-friendly.
 * Erroe: Uh, kid, just forget what I said, your mouth will avoid a soapy taste that way. (He left as an angry older squid of the same race looked in anger from the cameras)... Well, darn! The happiest place in the world is such for con artists. But seriously, once we're done looking for clues here, I'll have a good conversation with the manager about this NP scandal. Meantime, let's search for Jovana.
 * Aera: And let's have fun while doing it.
 * Erroe: Well, I refuse to give into this NP scam. I'll be cool provided if we are able to find any place that doesn't require NP-
 * Erroe: (He was stressing out and banging his head on a wall)...
 * Aera: Aw relax, Erroe, at least we have fun seeing the place. The lights, the technology, the lights, the size and scope... The lights...
 * Erroe: You said that three times.
 * Aera: The lights are pretty.
 * Erroe:... Well, I bet Viva and Duffie are at each other's throats.
 * This song played as Viva and Duffie were having the time of their lives!
 * Duffie: BOOGIE-BOOGIE-BOOGIIIIIIEEEEE!!! (They were seen dancing in a holographic dance club) SHAKE THAT BUBBLE BUTT!!! YEAH!!
 * Viva: AW, COME ON, MY BUTT ISN'T THAT BIG!!! (They were then seen attended the battledome simulator and were beating up various AUU evils inside a neon deep blue hexagonal energy dome with digital spawners) I'M CREAMING YOUR ASS UNTIL IT'S GOOD FOR DINNER!!!
 * Duffie: HOW ABOUT NOW?! (She threw her large vibro boomerang and took out many opponents)
 * Viva:... I hate you! (Viva was then seen dominating the holographic park games and won prizes that Duffie had to get a hover cart to carry) You think you're the queen of Neon Saucer now? Say that to the cute little glow-in-the-dark Kewbie Doll I just won! (She giggles crazily)
 * Duffie: (The duo were then seen on a hovering ferris wheel as the duo leaned towards each other)... What?
 * Viva:... Just wanna make it clear, we're NOT gay!
 * Duffie: (Quietly) Dang.
 * Viva: (Blank) What was that?
 * Duffie: Nothing!!
 * Aera: And I'm sure the others are having fun too.
 * Icky: (The two were seen playing a holographic arcade shooter game where they were playing a level fighting against VA soldiers as the duo were shouting like SMG4 and Mario at the near start of this video) I'M GONNA CREAM YOU AND EAT YOU FOR DESSERT!!!
 * Iago: That's disgusting!
 * Cynder: Guys, what're you doing?! We're suppose to be looking for evidence of the Jonosers, not playing arcade games!
 * Icky: BUTTON UP YOUR LIB, CYNDY, WE'RE CLOSE TO THE HIGH SCORE AND THE BOSS!!
 * Cynder: Ugggggghhhhhhh. Why did Duffie have to give you two some NP?
 * Iago: AW CRAP, THEY'RE SENDING OUT GORDON, THAT DIRTY F*****G APE!!
 * Icky: And he's packing some Bulliarn Intensifier-Wannabe cannons up in here!!
 * Iago: LOOK OUT, HE'S AIMING FOR A CONCENTRATED SHOT!!
 * Icky: Nothing a d***-shot wouldn't fix! (A video game groan of pain was heard) AH-HA! What did I tell ya!?
 * Cynder:... Hmmmm... (She walked off and Icky and Iago were in process of fighting the boss. She came back with Nanobyte, who mischievously agreed to what she silently asked him to do and went inside the arcade game, then the game started to glitch and flicker and it brought the players to the end of the final level)
 * Voice: BEWARE, I, DARKNESS QUI, HAVE COME!!
 * Icky: THE FINAL BOSS?! OH CRAP, IAGS, WE AREN'T READY!! (The duo began to panic as the sound of a painful defeat are heard and Nanobyte chuckled)
 * Game Voice: The VA, Wins! YOU LOSE! (This played)
 * Nanobyte: (He came right out laughing at their comically-shocked expressions)... Sorry about this, bros, but Cynder asked me to help in making you guys take this a bit more seriously.
 * Icky:... NOT COOL, CYNDY!! YOUR MOM KILLED US!!
 * Nanobyte: Technically, that's a recreated computer generated character made based on what Qui was concieved as-
 * Icky: STILL!! YOU OWE US A GAME!!
 * Cynder: Look, I promise I'll give you some of my NP if you agree to take this seriously!
 * Icky/Iago: UGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! FINE!
 * Arcade Owner: AHEM! You guys do realize that you'll have to pay real money for the damage of this arcade game, right? The VA Shooter Console is a rare item these days!
 * Icky: Put it on Cornsby, he'll cover it.
 * Arcade Owner: Wait, President Cornsby or his wiseass son?
 * Icky: (Brings out a picture of President Cornsby)
 * Arcade Owner:... Oh, well, okay!
 * Girl Sora: (The Digidestined cheered and blabbered anime style as they and the Lost Boys were in a Gyrosphere-like bumper cars area bumping into each other crazily) C'MEERE!!!!
 * Mimi: GET OVER HEEERE!!!!
 * Slightly: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!
 * Nibs: THEY GOT ANIME FEVER!!!!
 * Cubby: THIS IS AN ANIME NIGHTMARE!!!
 * Joe: THAT'S RACIST!!!
 * Gomamon: BUT NOT INACCURATE!! (They continued bumping into each other as they caused slight amounts of damage)
 * Xandy: (The two are seen on a holographic tunnel of love, riding on top of a Cyge boat, sighing in romantic bliss)... This may otherwise be a boring ride, but at least you're here to make it enchanting.
 * Hudson: (Sighs in the same romantic bliss) Yeah, I'm glad I'm here with ya too, cuz' otherwise this ride's a dull fest...
 * Xandy:... (Gets hyper) WANNA MAKE IT EXCITING BY HOTWIRING THIS THING AND MAKE IT GO FAST?!?
 * Hudson: BALLS YEAH!!! (Xandy did exactly that and the boat suddenly goes to ridiculous speeds to where even the music went faster and the bored fellow riders got surprisingly excited as the duo scream like crazy daredevils and did this)
 * Po: (He was pretty much devouring the all-you-can-eat snack buffet while the Buffet owner stared in shock and the Five stood by embarrassed) HERE COMES THE WAGON!!
 * Mantis: NOOOOOOO- (A loud burp surrounds the area with gas as many people coughed)
 * Crane:... (To the owner) Just put the bill on President Cornsby. He'll cover it.
 * Tigress:... Lesson learned:... NEVER, take Po to a Buffet without Shifu present.
 * Rest of the Furious Five: Agreed.
 * Magician: (Samantha and Clifton were seen at an amateur magician's holodeck stage as he pulls out a cute rabbit-like Jirdel, in a typical style as Samantha looks on unimpressed)
 * Samantha: Pfft! That's clearly holographic illusion.
 * Clifton: Hey come on, Sam, at least give the guy a light clap.
 * Samantha:... Clifton, I know what you're trying to do, but this isn't real magic. (Magically teleports on the stage) THIS, is magic! (Puts her hand in the hat and pulls out a large and elegant flying magical serpent that sprouted pretty rainbows that wowed the audience and made the amateur ashamed of himself)
 * Clifton: (He face-palmed)... Samantha, sweetie? We talked about not upstaging dollar store magicians like that! Illusions can be as entertaining as magic, you know.
 * Stage Manitger: Actually, I was wondering if she's free to work for Neon Saucer?
 * Clifton: She's WITH THE HA!!
 * Stage Maniger: Well yeah, I can see that, but, I was referring to a part time deal.
 * Clifton: Ugggghhhhh! Sam, I'm sorry, but I think you need to talk to the elders about not being a killjoy in an illusionist's act.
 * Samantha: Oh, can we NOT drag them into this? I was only showing these people the difference between actual magic and typical smoke and mirrors these amateurs do!
 * Clifton: HONEY!! (The amateur magician started to cry)... (Quietly) Ugggh, she REALLY needs to retake that humbleness lesson from those Magelio Elders! (Openly and to the Magician) Hey, dude? Don't stop believing what you do. Pardon Samantha, she can be, overly passionate about magic sometimes. Ya know, being a Magelio User and all can get to people these days. Here, have a free autograph on me. (Gives the magician that)
 * Magician: *Sniffs* Thanks. I don't hold it against your girlfriend, by the way. I know I'll never measure up to Magelio.
 * Clifton: Well honestly, ya don't need to. Illusionists are special too. Just do what you're good at, okay?
 * Magician: (He sniffles happily)... Okay.
 * Lord Shen: (He and Boss Wolf were walking down the holographic-propagated and stylish techie win-a-prize carnival games sector as a cute little Gongle girl was seen losing a rigged game of hit-the-bottles)
 * Crooked Crabsquid-Like Game Host: Woop! Tough break, ya little snot! That was yer' last bean bag!
 * Little Girl: But, I hit the bottles every time, and, they won't fall... (The bottles were secretly held up by a BB-8-like droid with a holder beam and a cloaking device)
 * Crooked Game Host: Well ya' can always try again, but, ya kinda are starting to run out of NP, ya might wanna start bothering someone else, kid!
 * Lord Shen: (The Little Girl started to softly cry as Shen suspected the deception and approaches the game stand)... I would like to partake to the challenge of bottle knocking.
 * Crooked Game Host: Sure then, ya colorless Ranacock! Knock the bottles down, win a prize. (The girl was looking solemnly at a stuffed Lony toy)
 * Boss Wolf: Daaaw, we got an AUU Pegasister here, poor thing.
 * Sheen:... In that case... Very well, but not with the beanbags! This time I use my own weaponry.
 * Crooked Game Host: Errrrr...
 * Lord Shen: Got a problem with that?
 * Crooked Game Host:... Eh, as long as it's not dangero- (Shen brings out a blade and tosses it as he panicked and dodged as the blade struck the invisible drone as it's cloaking device failed as it R2-D2 screamed as the scream winded down comically as it fell down)... How, did you know?
 * Lord Shen: Your fellow game host over the next stand and the head of this sector warned me of your deceitful ways.
 * Crooked Game Host: (He looked to see the other game host giving a 'serves you right' stare) OH THANKS A LOT, RODNEY!!
 * Lord Shen: Now, if you're done with the scandal, give the young miss her NP back and a free shot at winning her desired toy, and we will avoid telling your boss about it.
 * Crooked Game Host: (Gulps, then gives the little girl her NP back and a free beanbag, which she tosses at the bottles and knocks them over, prompting him to give over the Lony doll).
 * Lord Shen: Have fun with your cute Princess Shade doll, young one.
 * Little Girl: Thank you mister!! (She hugs Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Just thought I'd take the time to correct a rigged carnival game while I'm here, young one. (To the Crooked Game Host) Now think about what you've done. If you wanna make it more challenging, you use money to make it that way. Got it?
 * Crooked Game Host: Well excuse me for thinking this was too easy nowadays and wanted to spice it up and make it interesting. But fine! You caught me, so there's no point. I'll try to find less, illegit ways to make this game hard. I just gotta patch up GG-88. (He picks up the droid and left)
 * Qwerd Petting Zoo Owner: (He softly squeaked with a dropped jaw in surprise as the petting zoo laid in ruins as it was seen that the Hyenas, Dactyls, Raptors, and Savio pretty much ate the entire petting zoo, as it was seen by crying kids and surprised parents)
 * Parent #1: Okay, I know these guys aren't exactly some of the more organized Lodgers, but it wouldn't hurt the Lodge as a whole to put those guys on a tighter leash!
 * Parent #2: At least we know that the more serious Lodgers will punish these obvious lessers greatly for this.
 * Savio: Still- (Burps loudly)... Worth it!
 * Kaa: (He was seen with a very traumatized Petting Zoo Owner being very embarrassed)... Put it on Cornsby.
 * Petting Zoo Owner: I'LL PUT THIS ON HIM!! NOBODY EATS MAH BABIES!!! (He beats them up so much they burp out all the cute animals as everyone cheered and he booted them out) AND STAY OUT!!! (Turns cheerful) But don't worry, I recognize that you guys were clearly the less-than-perfect Lodgers and ergo doesn't effect my otherwise great opinion of you guys!
 * Kaa: Uhhhh-
 * Petting Zoo Owner: And don't worry, Mr. Kaa, you're cool, and no need to worry about having Cornsby paying for the damage, Neon Saucer covers the zoo, it's the animals I value most.
 * Earl:... Wow, that iguana thing can kick major stomachs. Oww!
 * Kaa:... (Turns angrily at Savio) Ohhhh, you guys are VERY lucky these people are very passive about misbehavior like this!
 * Banzai: And that they acknowledge that we were the obvious screw-ups.
 * Savio: Sorry dad. Couldn't, resist.
 * Kaa: Oh, if you thought that guy was bad? Wait until the others hear about it. Thunderclap, I don't think Trixie will let you hear the end of it! Bubbha, you and your ilk do realize that Icky may become a little more hesitant about sharing soda with you 4 again! And Shenzi, Banzai and Ed? SpongeBob would be ASHAMED of this!
 * Shenzi: Aw come on, Kaa, isn't being beaten up by an iguanid Male Fluttershy bad enough as it is?
 * Kaa: Well these people expect to know that you bunch are properly disciplined! So I may as well make sure that occurs! (Grabs the entire lot and drags them off) Ohhh, this is going to be a strain to my coils.
 * Ruther: AND ANOTHER THING!! (An annoyed Blobfish-Like Frog Freak Show Owner was seen with a display of a Human/Rabodan Hybrid) I DO NOT APPRECIATE HUMAN/RABODAN HYBRIDS, NOR ANY OTHER HYBRIDS, BEING CONSIDERED FREAKS!!
 * Hawkens: Oh for crud's sake, Ruther, the Blogo has a right to conduct business as he sees fit. I'm sure he meant no ill will, so I don't see what ya'll are so worked up for.
 * Freakshow Owner: And besides, sir, she's not a hybrid like you. She has the face of a human, but the ears of a Rabodan! She has a rare condition, ergo, she belongs to this family, like the Phend with the ability to withstand stabs, even in his throat! (That was seen)... And the bearded Pharcum lady! (That was also seen)... And over ever-lovely conjoined Peepyds. (That was seen as well)... So please kindly don't make a complete Xzerbass of yoursel- (Ruther was angered)
 * Hawkens: Oh, now you've done it. Ruther has a bad history with that word!
 * Freakshow Owner: Wait-wait-wait, that was a slip of the tongue- (Ruther screamed and pounced onto the Freakshow Owner and started to beat the snot out of him) AGHHH!! HELP!! HELP!! HEEEEELP!! SECURITY!!!
 * Hawkens: RUTHER, STOP!! Remember what Chell said!!
 * Ruther: FREAK SHOWS ARE NOT FOR HYBRIDS, YOU UGLY PRICK!!! THEY ARE FOR THOSE WHO ARE DIFFERENT IN ABNORMAL WAYS AND ARE THANKFULLY NOT ASHAMED TO BE SUCH AND LOVE HOW STRANGE THEY LOOK!!! AND HYBRIDS ARE NOT MAJOR ABNORMALITIES!!!
 * Freakshow Owner: Hence why-OW, OW, the Young miss- OW, AAAAHHHH-HA-HA-OW, possesses a rare genetic condit- OW- tion- OW!!
 * Ruther: CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, WILL YOU?! (He beat the owner around until he was uglier than before and faints)
 * Hawkens: Hooo, boy! ... (The freakshow freaks looked in shock)... You're gonna have to pardon Ruther, he's very passionate about hybrids. And before ya'll say anything, Cornsby will pay for that guy's hospital bills.
 * Erroe: Well, hopefully they're not making COMPLETE idiots of themselves.
 * ???: (Mad Hatter/King Candy-style voice) MAYBE I CAN HELP WITH THAT!! (A semi-sentient feloot came riding on a Mog-Like beast)
 * Erroe: HOLY ESCAPED FREAK!!
 * Mog-Like Beast: (Speaking like Abridged Red) Aw, dat's not very nice. I only licked up de vomit from de holohover coasters dat one time.
 * Feloot: Rogg, we talked about this!! You're not supposed to speak.... EVER!
 * Mog-like Beast (Rogg): Well, when you said it like dat, Felosha, it sounds like you're embarrassed by me.
 * Feloot (Felosha): Well, why do you think the Rogg mascot here is supposed to be a mute? This embarrassing derpy commentary is no better than the last personality you had.
 * Felosha: Say hello to Rogg, kids!
 * Kids: HII, ROGG-
 * Rogg: (In deep voice) EXISTENCE IS PAIN! (Those words creep the children out)
 * Felosha: Still trying to fix that split personality thing in your positronic brain.
 * Rogg: Well, I try my bestest, really. (Deep voice) Not that it helps, my life is a living-
 * Aera: HELLO, CUTIE!!! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
 * Felosha: The Wonderful Felosha Suith! I've been this place's fortuneteller for years. You want good luck, come see a good schmuck!!!
 * Erroe: I don't believe in superstitions really, so I'll pa-
 * Aera: OOH, OOH, I WANNA TRY!! CAN WE DO IT, ERROE?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSE?!
 * Erroe: "... Ohhh fine. But if you require NP for anything, I swear to the devines-"
 * Felosha: "Oh don't worry, this fortune's on the house. I can tell your abit stressed out from the NP coverage. Believe me, the head huncho isn't usually THIS bad with the NP. It's like he was aducted by an imposter and trying to scare somebody off. I otherwise hate this fake currency crap even before these extreme changes."
 * Erroe: I, F*****G, LOVE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Felosha: So, what're your questions?
 * Erroe:... Will me and my friends ever get along?
 * Felosha: FROM GREATEST BEGINNINGS TO DARKEST ENDS, WILL HIS CREW REMAIN AS FRIENDS? Here! (He hands him a card)
 * Erroe:... "Love of any kind masks itself in the most ridiculous of ways." Strange.
 * Aera: Ooh, ooh, my turn!... Since I'm much calmer than his other friends, will we become a couple?
 * Felosha: BY ALL OF LIFE'S ENDEAVORS, WILL THESE TWO GET TOGETHER FOREVER? Here ya are, sweetheart. (He hands her a card)
 * Aera: "A world of pain offers a world of understanding". Hmm.
 * Felosha: Well, last question, use it wisely.
 * Erroe: Well, let's ask you something about yourself first. It's not anything regarding future and s***, it's about you
 * Rogg: Daaw, no need, Mr. Horboid, he's got nothing much about him. (Deep voice) Except misfortune and bad luck.
 * Erroe: I doubt that. You're a talking feloot riding an animatronic mook. Clearly you have a tale to tell.
 * Felosha: "Your curious about me, eh? Well, you see, once apawn a time, I was simply a stray kitten living with a stray feloot family in an animal village not too far from Coaltown."
 * (Felosha): "At best, it was pretty much a generic run of the mill peaceful neightberhood. It had everything, peace, tranquility, lack of life-threating trouble and nothing more serious then coping with a wild animal, the works....... Then, everything changed when this guy showed up."
 * Ful and his Mogok followers were seen.
 * (Felosha): "This stranger claimed himself to be a prophet and a warner of how Muko was "Planet Blood" and how it was an impourent life force of the planet. Our town leader was, a known sceptic."
 * Leader: "Sorry good sir, but I have reason to believe that the words you discribe.... Are merely a long-disproven myth. Muko, you see, is not in any shape or form, "Planet blood". I mean, unless it's like Symbim, the living world, I kinda don't see that applying for Muko and Planet Ientasy. Also, where did you say where you were from again, and why do you have those scary bug mercenaries?"
 * Ful: "...... Well. If I can't coherse you witless fools into my cause..... (Darkly) Then I must dispose of all witnesses..... MOGOKS?! (The Mogoks aimed their guns at the village)."
 * Leader: "........ This is gonna end badly, isn't it-"
 * The Mogoks started to rampent fire the village as screams are heard.
 * (Felosha): "The Stranger's monster bug army were too much for us! The population fell down faster then parasites after a pharaputic cleansing. Virtually nothing survived..... Except me obviously, or else this all encounter would've been a logical paradox."
 * Ful and the Mogoks were seen leaving the destroyed village.
 * A younger Felosha was left.....
 * (Felosha): "In one hand, I was upset with what that guy did. But on the other..... What can I really do? He has an army of bug monsters at his command. I worry that he's still out there, leading people to blindly crusade against Muko, and-"

(Later...)
 * Erroe: (After being captured by security holobots) OKAY, I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS YOUR SON!! I'M SORRY!!
 * Manager: OH, YOU'RE SORRY?! YOU GET SO ANGRY ABOUT THE WAYS WE DO THINGS HERE THAT YOU RATHER TAKE OUT YOUR ANGER ON AN AUTISTIC CHILD WITH A FOSTER FATHER WHO FORCES HIM TO EAT AN ENTIRE BAR OF SOAP AND EVERY MEAL THE NEXT DAY WHENEVER HE SWEARS?!
 * Erroe: Whoooa, dude, I didn't know he was abused!
 * Manager:... WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT ABUSE?! You should be ashamed of yourself!! Get your friends and get out! You and they are permanently banned from Neon Saucer!!
 * Erroe: OKAY, LISTEN HERE, JERK!! YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST THROW ME INTO YOUR OFFICE AND ACCUSE ME OF BEING A JERK?! IN FACT, WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS STUPID NP SYSTEM?! I'M SURE THIS ISN'T THE FIRST TIME A COMPLAINT LIKE THIS HAPPENED!!! YOU CHARGE CUSTOMERS TO ENTER CERTAIN PARTS OF THE PARK, YOU PUT TOLLS IN FOUNTAINS, BATHROOMS, SHOWERS, BENCHES, EVERYTHING THAT SHOULD BE FREE?! I'M SURE THIS IS SOMETHING YOU'RE NO STRANGER TO!! NO WONDER THERE'S PEE STAINS EVERYWHERE!!! AND FURTHERMORE, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THE NEON PERCENTAGE I DON'T SPEND?!
 * Manager: Please save your complaints to the head of our Complaints Department in the brig.
 * Erroe: (As another squid being the same as the manager came forth behind them) YOUR COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT IS A BRIG?!
 * Manager: Ugh, classic misconception. It's IN the brig.
 * Erroe: WHY IS YOUR COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT IN A BRIG?! AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A BRIG?!
 * Manager: Needed space for the monorail. Also, you just resisted security demands, so...
 * Erroe: IS THAT WHAT YOU DO TO EVERYONE WHO RIGHTFULLY COMPLAINS ABOUT THIS SCANDAL?! ARE YOU EVEN THE REAL MANAGER?!
 * Manager: What do you take me for? Some kinda silly biomass mimicking a Phoropod? WAKE UP, SON, THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!! (Sighs) This day has been stressful enough already what with the counting of my nen, cleaning up all my priceless antiques, souping up my buggy, and taking care of some wicked criminal hiding somewhere in the park.
 * Erroe: WAIT, WHAT?!
 * Manager: Shut up! (He smacks him with a tentacle) That's employee matters, so you'd better keep your long nose where it be- (He was smacked in the back of the head by the twin figure behind him)... Mommy, I don't wanna go on the coaster!! (He fell unconscious)...
 * Figure: Hmmph! Boys? Let him go! Oh, and, uh, take care of the faker son while you're at it. (They fired at the child squid being and left him unconscious)
 * Erroe:... What the f*** just happened?
 * Figure: My apologies, Mr. Parblox, the one who brought you here was an imposter sent by some wicked alien whore shapeshifter just to try and stop you from... Doing something.
 * Erroe: "So, this place isn't REALLY using an NP system-"
 * Real Manitger: "Oh don't get me wrong, the NP system is real, but we usually reserved it for the rights, games, food and attractions. The imposter was the one who included commen commodities like benches and bathrooms, even the water foundtons!"
 * Erroe: "..... Well, at least you were not really going THAT crazy with it. BUT STILL, PEOPLE HAVE TO PAY REAL MONEY, FOR FAKE CURRENCY?! WHY?!"
 * Real Manager: "Oh, it's so Neon Saucer would be cheaper then the average theme park. You see, every theme park charges you money for things beyond admission, and I wanted to have a park where the only money you would spend on Neon Saucer is for NP. While the NP covers the rides, food, attractions and games."
 * Erroe: "..... How is this a successful theme park with a practice like that?"
 * Real Manager: "Depends, have you ever been in a theme park NOT like Neon Saucer where money has to be used for everything?"
 * Erroe: "No, why?"

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