The Hissashire Black Sheep

Sir Hiss has discovered a horrable family secret of his clan: that Frances Le Flour is his cousin! cause of this, Sir Hiss, in an uncontrolable state of sorrow and remorse, and desperate to protact his family name of Hissahire, uses the louger funds to bail Frances out of prison, and in secret, takes him into hiding in a lone mansion in the outskirts of the dragon realms woods. for a good time now, Sir Hiss in secret has been getting Frances food, water, and established cable actess (legally alcourse) and intents to keep him there until he finds the perfect oppertunity to get Frances to redeem himself.

(interested Tman? I think this would be a pretty impressive story.)