Blood is Thicker than Water, and Appearently Gets You in Trouble

Blood is Thicker than Water, and Apparently Gets You in Trouble is the 21st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After years of being delayed due to several villain attactivites, it is finally the day of Kevin's trail for his attempt to make Equestria into a civilized 21st century society (Even though it was all Cobra's fault), and is looking at a life sentence. Crane, worried for his life, decides to do something about this by secretly disguising himself as Harvy Wadder, Crane Attorney at Law (And suddenly learned about being a lawyer in less than a few minutes). But things will go downhill for him when he discovers that this court martial is tougher than they expected when Senator Tricorn who is still wanting to satisfy her justice seeking graving since after the 4th of July affair with you-know-who appears with a nearly unbeatable robot named Prosecution Brain-Pod, which has proven too tough for even Crane to handle. Could Tricorn and her little prosecution toy be the undoing of Crane's efforts to save Kevin's tail feathers?

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (The People' s Court) coming soon...

Chapter 1: Judgement Day For Kevin
During the events of For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls. Galactic Fed penitentry, mid-late during the last episode. Flashback.
 * Kevin is seen struming his gitair and relaxing!
 * Kevin: "Na, na, nananana, dah nanananananana! Hey! Oh man, my appearent career as a rock-star-rapper thing is swinging!"
 * A knock-knock is heard.
 * Kevin: "Oh right, I got me some fanos!"
 * Kevin opens it, to see Captain Gantu.
 * Kevin: "Oh hey. I didn't know aliens are a fan of my work. Or are you here to get the Grand Council Woman an authograth?"
 * Gantu: "Actselly, Kevin.... It's time."
 * Kevin: "Uh, time?"
 * Gantu: "The time for your fate to be desided has come. Tri-corn is no longer letting villain attacks delay it any longer. It's time you are judged before the grand council woman Vainiana herself."
 * Kevin: ".... Oh.... Well..... I was, wondering why that darn little court-date took so long. I haven't really thought about the mess in equestia since..... Late 2012, ish? Man, remember when everyone thought that mayen propitcy was legit? HA! Aw man, who knows how many people lost it during December 22? It certainly made chrismas complincated at the time, now did it?"
 * Gantu: "..... I am not here to talk about false alerm doomsdays, I am here to do my job and have you escourted to court."
 * Kevin: "Look, I explained it time and time again, It wasn't my fault, That asshole Mang Cobra malmitulated me and-"
 * Gantu: "THAT is what the Grand Council is trying to deside! Now please come quietly, or do you have to try to justify resisting arrest?"
 * Kevin: ".... Aw man, I wish I still had the company lawyers."
 * Kevin is in a cell.
 * A galactic trooper: "This only until the court is ready. Your lawyer is coming soon.
 * He left, as Hammy Hammerhead from When Turkeys Revolt appeared.
 * Hammy Hammerhead: "HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO-THERE!? The name's Hammy Hammerhead! Lawyer's the game, and I am litterally, a shark in the business! I never lost a case once?!"
 * Kevin: "Wait... Didn't you used to be Mr. Knife's lawyer?"
 * Hammy: "Uh....."
 * Hammy: "Don't worry Knife, we got this in the bag! There's no way the judge, even dispite being Missus Gaz's uncle, is gonna faver turkeys over an honest business man. Er, Coyate."

Chapter 2: Crane Takes Matters In His Own Wings
Dragon Guardian Temple, after the previous episode ended.
 * Crane: (Continues screaming after the last episode)
 * Tigress: CRANE, STOP IT!!!
 * Crane: THEY'RE GONNA LOCK UP MY BROTHER AND NEVER LET HIM OUT?! WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO MOTHER AND UNCLE JOE?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Relax, Crane, it's no big deal. He'll go through it and be acquitted with no problem. Everything will be fine.
 * Sandy: Yeah, court cases don't usually end with people being judged guilty if they're misguided. That's how every other court case in the past went through.
 * Shifu: Exactly. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that case.
 * ???: GUYS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!! (Everyone goes into another room, and on the TV screen, they see the news)
 * Scorch Scorchington: Good evening, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Our top story, Senator Tricorn has finally decided that the case against Qu Dan, aka Kevin Longbill, a Chinese business crane who previously attempted to conquer Equestria to turn it into a 21st century society, is ready to begin after being postponed due to years of villain attacks. Tricorn claims that she has someone who's willing to help out in the case.
 * Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch. You see, I have no doubt that Kevin shall pay for his wrongdoings on Equestria. I have hired my most successful attorney at law, Prosecution Brain-Pod, to take care of everything. (Shows Prosecution Brain-Pod, which is a 2-armed Dolak-like robot with a brain pod, 2 robotic eyes, and a robotic speaker mouth)
 * PDP: (In a Steven Hawking-like voice) It is an honor to be prosecuting in this case, Senator Tricorn. I shall make sure that this guy pays through the beak for his crimes. (Crane watches horribly) Nobody has ever defeated me before. Surely Kevin can't think he can defend himself against the awesome power of artificially-intelligent justice. When this ends, he may want to consider turning a cell into his new home. Thank you.