A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan

Trouble in Yakyakistan is the 8th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A stressing defeluptment is happening in Yak Terratories in all of Equestia. They are being attacked and corrupted by a returning anichent evil from the Yaks' past. The Yakotaur, a Minotaur/Yak hybrid born from a union between two powerful warlords of Yak and Minotaur meant to be the ultamate warrior in a bid to control equestia. But the Yakotaur revolted against his parents and entrapped them into a dark magical dimention after being bonded with a powerful evil spirit. The Yakotaur then began to corrupt Yaks into becoming his mindless warrior army to congure all of Equestia in his own terms. However, Rutherford's ansisterial clan stood up to the Yakotaur and defeated it in viking sytile battle! The Leader of the Clan punched Yakotaur so hard, it sent him straight into Tartarus as another resident. While the left behind staff was left to be placed in an unmarked part of the Bone Dry Desert, where the great battle took place. Now it was uncovered by the extremely more intelligent and sofisicated and proper speaking brother of Rutherford, Prince Yakbrain, who is an intelligent but under-utilised trade dealer and once rightful heir to the yak throwne until he was replaced because he offered too many changes not comfertable to the yaks. Now he came to be secretly working with the freed but depowered Yakotaur in thanks to the Bug Animals causing the prison escape. Now, reunited with his staff as it entered it's true potaintional, Yakotaur went out of his way to control all yaks with the promise of letting Yakbrain take over Rutherford's yaks after he turns Yakbrain's said brother into a slave so he cannot be so easily defeated. However, what Yakbrain is doing is risking another Tirek sytile betrayal once he finally gets rid of Rutherford as a threat. Can the Ponies and the Lougers defeat the Yaks' returning threat and save Rutherford?

Chapter 1: A Secret in The Cold
Prior to the events of Party Pooped. Yakbrain's hut. Yakbrain's outpost. Halfway into the episode. Dodge Junction. After events of Party Pooped After Events Of Not Asking for Trouble A lonely dark cave.
 * The Yak Village was seen.
 * Prince Rutherford, and another yak that looks like him, but smarter, more sofisicated looking for a yak, digifived, pose, and intelligent both arrived before a group of older yaks.
 * Head Elder Yak: "...... Yak Elders have desided that it's time to reopen borders to ponies. The events relating to, it, have long been forgotten. It time to re-establish a new kinship with ponies."
 * The other yak: "Oh great elders, I am so thrilled to hear that! Now that certain events have long since pass, it is the perfect oppertunity to open our borders! I humbly accept the ambassitor mission to Equestia and establish a new path to kinship with them-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "No, Son Yakbrain. This no mission for smarty trade establisher yak. This must be done by leader of Yakyakistan. Son Rutherford."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... (Laughs hoitly)! I never have known you for having a sense of humor, father dearist! Rutherford, an easily provokeable dunce, being an ambassitor? He has about as much grace as a yet-booni's rear end! He would likely declaire war because of something as stupid of someone using a playor piano making it look like they were actselly capable of it!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON YAKBRAIN?! (Yakbrain flinched) Son Rutherford may not be as smarty as you, but he no stupid."
 * Prince Rutherford: "Yeah, Brother Yakbrain. Yak Prince no stupid."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "What's 9+10?"
 * Prince Rutherford: "...... 21?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "....... FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NOT ACTSELLY CONSIDERING THIS?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "We try to establish friendship with ponies, not trade."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Ya know, my talents stem beyond establishing trade routes, father! I can be an ambassitor a thoundson times better then this blubbering buffoon?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD NOT BUFFOON?! SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "PERFECT FOR GETTING US INTO A DESISTATING WAR, YOU MEAN?! COMPAIRED TO THE MAGIC FIRE POWER THEY HAVE, EVEN IF YOU TAKE THE ALICORN GODS AND THE REFORMED DRACONQUUI OUT OF THE EQUIATION, YOU WILL SEE THE PONIES DESTROYING YAKYAKISTAN AND EXSILING US BACK TO THE YAK HOMELAND IN THE NORSE ISLES?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT FOR AMBASSITOR MISSION?! SON YAKBRAIN TOO COMPLEX FOR PONIES?! SON RUTHERFORD HAS SIMPLE NEEDS?! SIMPLE, IS GOOD?! COMPLEX, NOT GOOD?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "But, father-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "END DISCUSSION?!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "Actselly, Head Elder Yakkity Yak-"
 * Voice: "Don't come back."
 * Everyone was confused by that.....
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... Who keeps saying that!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "..... Anyway, Rutherford is new to this. Maybe have Yakbrain teach Rutherford to be better embassitor?"
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "...... Fair enough. Son Yakbrain will teach Rutherford how to be better ambassitor. Son Rutherford's your respondsability."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Yes, father. (Looks at Rutherford with clearly established resentment.)."
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "Sons Rutherford and Yakbrain, dismiss."
 * The duo leave.
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Look, Yak Prince no want brother to be mad at Yak Prince. Yak Prince no can held that Yak Dad favors me."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Just, drop it! I can at least make this work..... (Ponders abit, and then realises that he can use this to his advantage and make Rutherford look bad.)...... Here's a little known fact about pony culture..... They, are master mimicers!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Ponies good at copying?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Oh yes! It is actselly an unspoken part of their culture! They take pride in mimicing other cultures! Why, when exstingished ambassitors come in, they are treated to eateries that mimic their own, but even better! They mimic every lovely aspect of a culture! Down, to even a mineute detail!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "Meaning...."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... You would feel right at home there."
 * Prince Rutherford: "....... Okay, Yak Brother. Yak Prince will inform ponies to make Yak Prince feel like he is back in Yakyakistan!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, it'll be as if you never left home. (Quietly) You gulliable boob. (Openly) You are already on your way to be a great ambassitor. (Prince Rutherford leaves)..... (Quietly) Along with the greatest buffoon in history. Soon, father will HAVE to remove him from the rulership, and when I save yak-kind from war, I, will be the new leader, not that adelbated twat! (Laughs wickedly in snickers)! I'll watch it all unfold in my private outpost."
 * Two dumb yaks that look like Rutherford's bodyguards are seen butting heads with eachother, as a ice-blue pony of a white mane and tail was seen in a Tempest-like appearence, but only with a cracked but otherwise still functional horn thanks to a metal piece placed onto it as she was seen next to a white-colored Equestian Timberwolf. A penguin in a nice suit was seen tending a very speical couldran.
 * Prince Yakbrain bursted in laughing, getting everyone's attention!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Look alive, my partners in secretcy! Dum Twins, (The Two Dum Yaks), Ice Valkyrie, (The pony), and Sir Tuxedo, (The Penguin), Line up for the seeing couldran, because I just conducted other way to discredit my idiot brother!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs unimpressed), again? With due respect sir, it's only gonna end poorly as usual."
 * Dum Twin 1: "But hey, it is funny to see how stupid Prince Rutherford acts."
 * Dum Twin 2: "Yeah, I would laugh my ass off if he declares war over a player piano."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh bother. Must you go through with this again, Prince Yakbrain? Such things never end well. Why insist of going through such a trial over as something as petty of who gets to be the leader of the Yaksland Colony of Yakyakistan in Equestia? Isn't being a trade establisher not good enough?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Tuxedo, have you, even MET, other yaks besides me and the Dum Twins?! They're stupid, they're primitive, they're, they're, OUTDATED?! They're stubbern, they're as graceful as a Yet-booni's ass, they're blind traditionalists, they're warmongers, they, are, outright, disgraces, to the world of Equestria?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Sir, please tell me your still not alittle scorned about how your father desided to go with Rutherford after how he couldn't cope with your changes-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "DON'T, REMIND ME, OF, THAT, DAY?! I HATED MY FATHER FOR HIS BLIND LOVE FOR "SIMPLENESS" AND "YAKS BEING SIMPLE IS GOOD" PHILOSIFY?! I, could've introdused Yaks into the future far beyond then the still growing tecnological levels the Ponies barely have with Eureka Corp around! Yaks could've gone into the future?! Instead, WE REMAIN STUCK IN THE PAST, BECAUSE OF MY FATHER BEING, SIMPLE-MINDED?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... My former Mentor Eagle-Beak felt the same way about how he wanted to protect ponies from Nightmare Moon. Celestia had the nerve to not appresiate his offerings to combat her return."
 * Dum Twim 1: "But wasn't Nightmare Moo stopped by those 6 ponies?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Moon! Not "Moo"! Point is, my mentor could've succeeded before Nightmare could've done her first misdeed! Eagle-Beak was robbed of his desire before he can really get to start!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "Well I heard he's pretty much hanging out with a bunch of bad aliens now, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "A fall from grace that happened because of, (Angerly looks at a picture of pre-Alicorn Twilight).... Twilight Sparkle! (Fires an ice beam at the picture and frozed the place around the picture as ice stagmites formed.)....... She, ruined Eagle's vision for a safer Equestia. And I will avenge him, for all the kindness he gave me as his student. He taught me to handle my inheritied ice magic so I would not become feared like the Ice Trolls had warned. I could've been exsiled from the warmer side of the Norse isles if it wasn't for him."
 * Dum Twin 1: ".... Yikes. It sounds like you hate Princess Twilight."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Laughs softly)..... No set of wings changes what she did to my mentor. Even as an Alicorn, she will feel my icy pain for what she did to my mentor! I will bury her into a flurry of regret for what she took from me?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, yes, all that revenge on sparkle stuff is fine and dandy, but I have something more intermediate! (Gets to the couldran) The humiliation, of my brother! (The Couldran reveils the start of the events of Party Pooped.)"
 * Rutherford: YAKS DESTROOOYYY!!! (Later) YAAKS SMAASH!!! (Later) YAKS DESTROY!!! (They wrecked whatever they saw)
 * Yakbrain and the Dum Twins were laughing, but Ice Valkyre and Sir Tuxedo, and the White Timberwolf, were unamused.
 * Prince Yakbrain: "(Laughs), If there is one thing my brother never fails in, IT'S BEING A MORON?! (Laughs!)"
 * The Dum Twins laughed!
 * Dum Twin 1: "He LITTERERALLY TRIED TO SMASH SNOW?!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "YEAH?! WHAT AN IDIOT! (LAUGHS STUPIDLY!)"
 * Ice Valkyrie rolled her eyes at Yakbrain's and his two guards immature laughter, and looked onto the couldran and saw Pinkie Pie talking to Gummy.....
 * Ice Valkyrie listens in closely to the conversation.
 * Pinkie: "(Was writing down the note) I'll just have to go to Yakyakistan, and get some goodies back to ponyville for the Yaks to enjoy!"
 * Ice Valkyrie had a surprised face.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Sir, SIR! (Yakbrain and the Dums stopped laughing). The Pink Fool is planning to go to Yakyakistan and make ponyville more like it!"
 * Prince Yakbrain was surprised!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh once again, another of your wild plans fall short, sir! I proposed we end this now and-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "NO! Ice Valkyrie, I want you, that timberwolf and the dums to go out of your way to stop that pink imbacile?! I can't have her ruin my assention?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I'll make sure the pink mare is stopped."
 * A local sheep farm was seen as a sleeping sheep herder was seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie, her Timberwolf, and the Dums were seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Bum, Rum, (The two Dums)...... Open the gate. (The Dums do so.)..... Whitewood, (White Timberwolf), Chase!"
 * Whitewood the white Timberwolf snarled and ran in and began chasing the sheep, as sheep screams were heard!
 * The Sheep Herder woke up!
 * Sheep Herder: "WHAT IN THE WORLD?! (Saw his sheep being chased!) YIKES?! AN ALBINO TIMBER WOLF?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?! HELP?! HELP?! SOMEPONY HEL- (Gets frozen by Ice Valkyrie)...."
 * Ice Valkyrie: ".... Dums, keep him out of sight."
 * Rum Dum: "Out of sight, out of mind, coming up."
 * Bum Dum: "Uhhh, yeah.... What you said."
 * The Dums took the frozen herder inside his shack and closed the door.
 * Whitewood chased the sheep out and stopped, as the sheep ran straight for the time where they would stop at the tracks, just as Pinkie's train arrived.
 * Rum Dum: "..... Did it worked?"
 * Pinkie's voice: "CURSE YOU, SHEEP?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie smiled confidently....
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It worked..... But to be safe, we should scout out the area." (They were later seen sabotaging the journey in many ways, from Ice Valkyrie putting Jubile to sleep, causing that beetles distraction to happen, even including directing Pinkie to the Yet-Booni, but when they failed to stop Pinkie from reaching the gate, they were surprised to see her accidentally sliding all the way back to Sugarcube Corner as all this was seen in Yakbrain's Cauldron)
 * Yakbrain: BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! (The cauldron bleeped red and went back to Rutherford)
 * Rutherford: WE DECLARE WAAAAARRR!!! (Twilight and Spike gasped in shock)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh dear....."
 * Yakbrain:... YES!!! (He cackles in triumph) JUST AS I SUSPECTED!! Now father will have to listen to me now!
 * ???: Maybe plan would work if Yakbrain didn't yell outloud, even if private outpost is very far away from Yakyakistan! (Yakkity Yak was seen)
 * Yakbrain: FATHER!... I, duh, I, I can explain!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain attempt to sabotage ambassador trip. Yakbrain bring shame to family and Yakyakistan! Yakbrain no longer allowed to interact with ponies or be trader for greater matters!
 * Yakbrain: Father, please, I-
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKBRAIN NO LONGER ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PONIES OR BE TRADER FOR GREATER MATTERS!!!! YAKKITY SMASH! (He wrecked and destroyed all of his power)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "HEADS UP?!"
 * Yakbrain: FATHER, NO, STOP!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!! FATHER, DON'T!!! (Yakkity Yak destroyed everything)... No!
 * Yakkity Yak: Now Yakbrain cannot harm anypony anymore! Yakkity Yak expects apology to Rutherford by end of trip, or Yakbrain banished!
 * Sir Tuxedo was seen hiding!
 * Sir Tuxedo: "You may as well obey sir, the jig is up!"
 * Yakbrain:... (Sighs) Yes, father!
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKTON!!! (Another bigger yak came in)
 * Yakbrain: "(Quietly) Oh by the great yaks of yore, not Yakton!"
 * Yakton: (Hulking voice) YAKTON COME!!!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakton keep eye on Yakbrain and make sure he doesn't disobey Yakkity Yak!
 * Voice: "Don't come bac-"
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKKITY YAK NOT IN MOOD FOR JOKE NOW?! Anyway..... Report to Yakkity Yak if he does so.
 * Yakton: Yakbrain no leave Yakton's sight! (Yakkity Yak left) Yakbrain will come with Yakton now! (In Bulk Biceps fashion, he used his pecs to lift Yakbrain comically and carry him away and to the gate just as the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood)
 * Rum Dum: Boss, the pink one just slid away like a clumsy ox, and... (Sees Yakkity)...... And... And we're in deep s***!
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Knew this plan was gonna fail."
 * Rutherford: YAKBRAIN LIE TO BROTHER!! PONIES NO MIMICKERS!!! PONIES ARE WELCOMING AND UNDERSTANDING HARMLESS PEOPLE!! YAKBRAIN TRICK BROTHER INTO DECLARING WAR WITH PONIES!! YAKBRAIN ALMOST DESTROY YAKYAKISTAN!!!
 * Yakbrain: OH FOR YAKSON PETE'S SAKE, RUTHERFORD, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * Rutherford: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGY!! YOU LIKELY ONLY SAID APOLOGY BECAUSE YAK DAD SAID SO?!
 * Yakbrain: "OH DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED, EVEN IF IT WAS MY DOING, IT STILL PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A PROPER AMBASSITOR?! ESPEICALLY THAT YOU DECLARED WAR, OVER A PLAYER PIANO?!"
 * Rutherford: NO MATTER IF YAKBRAIN RIGHT?! YAKBRAIN BEING RIGHT IS MOOTED CAUSE IT STILL YAKBRAIN'S FAULT! YAKBRAIN MAKE BROTHER LOOK STUPID!!! YAKBRAIN NOT SORRY!! Yakbrain lucky brother cares too much to allow father to banish him. Yakbrain is lucky he no suffer worst fate. Yakbrain should be ashamed!
 * Yakbrain: ALRIGHT, FINE!! You want me to be real, brother? It's time I finally said this to you. Prince Rutherford, you, are an IDIOT!! You would destroy this town and it's subjects in stubborn fashion if something were to happen like, say, an avalanche buried the place. I was only doing what was best for Yakyakistan!
 * Rutherford: Yakbrain was only doing what was best for Yakbrain! Yakbrain dishonors his own family for misjudging Brother Rutherford!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, I'M misjudging you? (Laughs) I'm not misjudging yaks***!
 * Rutherford: HEY, WATCH LANGUAGE!!
 * Yakbrain: Whatever, you are not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. I am! I could've liberated us from this low-brow poverty! The only one I ever misjudged was dad!! I was even ashamed to even be related to yet another dumb ox, and ashamed to think he could even try to be worth ANY of our time! It's clear that I can't stop you. But here's my last word on the matter: Someday you WILL see that maybe you're not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. You'll see that your idiocy will potentially be the death of Yakyakistan! And should that happen and you look for me... Then all I will say is you made your choice and so did father! You two think you can run the place responsibly? Then fine! Do it! See if I care! Destroy the village with your stupidity. I may not be sorry in your eyes never mind the fact I can't see them in that stupid mane of yours, but there's one thing I AM sorry for:... I'm sorry, I had the displeasure, of being related to YOU, AND OUR FATHER, OR ANY OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS VILLAGE!! Now get out of my sight!
 * Rutherford:... Rutherford sorry he may not seem like a good leader to brother. But Rutherford wishes to try and do good in leading Yakyakistan. Rutherford assures you, that he will not disappoint you, in any fa-
 * Rutherford: DISAPPOINTED?!
 * Yakbrain: YOU CAUSED AN AVALANCHE THAT BURIED YAKYAKISTAN AND DIDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM THE PINK ONE AND JUST HOPED STUPIDLY SHE WOULD HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO HELP WITHOUT MAKING YOU ASK?!
 * Rutherford: "To be fair, she did anyway."
 * Yakbrain: Mainly because you were lucky that ponies are incapable to give up easily. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE ON A MINOR BUSINESS TRIP WITHOUT HEARING THAT YOU F***** UP IN THIS FASHION?! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!
 * Rutherford: "LOOK, IF IT HELPS YAKBRAIN, PINK PONY SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP?! RUTHERFORD HEARD ABOUT HOW SOME YAKS WERE UNCOMFERTABLE ABOUT SITUATION?! So maybe some yak traditions could use some change."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Ya know what? I'm not even surprised anymore. I am going somewhere to vent my frustraightions. And you best not stop me! It'll only make things worse! (Yakbrain stomps on out!)"
 * Yakbrain was seen frustraighted as ever.
 * Yakbrain: "....... I know your in there?!"
 * ???: "(Darken Voice) Ohhhhh, if it isn't Prince Yakbrain...... I haven't really gotten to see you since the day you lost your position."
 * Yakbrain: "Or to be more percise, our last encounter was when that ambassitoring fiasco lead to me to complain to you like mad!"
 * A tall, immensely thin, large hooded robed figure came forth.
 * Figure: "Oh please spare me of that reminder. The only good thing that came out of that rant was was you coming to accept my offer."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh, you mean coming after the Staff of Yakotaur? Well say no more, because I have became HEAVILY motivated more then ever to get you the blasted thing?!"
 * Figure: "(Laughs), So...... Your brother proved too hard to cope with then? Not surprising, since your basicly the only intelligent Yak out of all of them."
 * Yakbrain: "Hence why I am "Prince Yakbrain". It is maddening to be the only one with any real brains, and yet I am redused to being basicly their trade establisher?! Granted, I may as well because the others are too stupid to do it themselves, but I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THEN TRADES?! I could've at the least set the path to a brighter future if father wasn't so, afraid of complexity! Well, I am going to bring that change, one way or another?! I'll set up an exbition in the Bone Dry Desert to find Midgard Mountain, admitetly! I heard about a very well known archiologiest of interest in a rundown dump known as "Klugetown"..... Ugggh. Even the name sounds filthy."
 * Figure: "Good. And remember. Once you get me the staff, I will see to it that when I come to control all Yaks, you, will be given rule of Yakyakistan. It's the Yaklands of the Norse Isles that is what I want."
 * Yakbrain: "Well with you controling them, at least they'll be given a brain in some way. Just be warned that the location of the staff was left on unspecified for a reason, so, don't expect the blasted thing to be found quickly."
 * Figure: "Oh, don't worry. I got all the time of the world to worry about my staff. But like I said, now that the yaks and the ponies are closer, I am made to hide in the shadows, so I can't exactly come with you until my staff has returned."
 * Yakbrain: "Well, you'll attract too much attention anyway, and this is a need-to-know basis after-all. You will have that staff yet. (Leaves)."
 * Figure: "... (Quietly) And the sooner that happens... (Laughs evily)... Reunion will never have tasted so sweeter...."

Chapter 2: A Bone Dry Exhibition
Klugetown Airdocks Klugetown Church Sister Preyer walked down the town as this music played over he town's sadden nature. Observitory Laboratory. Front door. Spoonful's study. The Hallway. Sky.
 * Yakbrain was seen riding an airship with his followers torwords it.
 * Yakbrain: "Here we are, assusiates.... Klugetown. You'll never find a more messier town of depravity."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "I believe I know a sister who lives there."
 * Rum Dum: "Is she single?"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, let's just say, she prefers the company of her fellow females if you caught my understanding."
 * Rum Dum: "..... Oh."
 * Yakbrain's airship lands in the docks.
 * Yakbrain: "Ice Valkyrie, I need you and your wood-dog to watch over the airship. Sir Tuxedo, your with me. Dum Twins? Stay close, and don't touch anything."
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo leave the airship.
 * A damaged and barely preserved church was seen, named "The Church of Alicornia".
 * A Person-sized Mantis Priest and Nun were seen.
 * Mantis Preist: "Sister Preyer, I need you to see how Professor Spoonful is doing. The poor genius is under a considerable amount of dept to Verko for sometime now. You are his adopted daughter after all."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, yes. Plus, we haven't see the professor come to the church in a good while. It wouldn't hurt to visit."
 * Mantis Presit: "Indeed. It's not like anyone will come to the church, given the incrsised levels of loss of faith for a good time now."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes Father Mandid...."
 * Sister Preyer proceeded to walk down the troubled town.
 * Sister Preyer arrived to a barely stable observatory universery covered in gratfitie and trees soiled with toilet paper.
 * Preyer reached the door, and gently knocked it.
 * A lazy and fat Porcupine opened it while eating a donut.
 * Porcupine: "Yeah? Look the professor said he was busy and- (Sees Preyer) Oh hey, Preyer!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Hello, Pines."
 * Pines: "Up up! Assisent Prof. Pines!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Giggles) Yes, "Assisent Prof" Pines. I need to check on Spoonful. Make sure he was allright in light to his dept to Verko."
 * Pines: "Oh, he's up in his lab in the observitory reshreaching old Yak lore."
 * Sister Preyer: "May I see him?"
 * Pines: "Oh your practicly his kid, cept your basicly a giant praying mantis and he's a Spoonbill, alchourse he won't mind you coming in."
 * Sister Preyer walked in as Pines eschourted her in.
 * A studious and sofisicated Spoonbill was seen doing exstensive reshurch as mountains and mountains of books were seen, as a pet dragon-moth was seen flying another book to the Professor. This was Professor Spoonful.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh, thank you Edword. (Takes the book) Your assitsence is always appresiated."
 * The Dragon Moth chirped happly as it flew off!
 * Pines leads Sister Preyer in.
 * Sister Preyer: "Oh I see. That's why he was gone for so long."
 * Pines: "Yeah, I can't imagine anyone more into books then he is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "CONFOUND IT, PINES, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY VISITORS, YOU LAZY QUILL COVERED BLACKHOLE?! I OUGHTA- (Sees Sister Preyer)...... Preya! (He flew off and landed to meet her and gave her a hug) Good to see you again!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, Father Mandid asked me to see if you were all right considering your dept to Verko."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well tell the good priest he has nothing to fear. I am planning an impourent excabition for the lost staff of the Yakotaur. That staff will not only be the most impourent discovery of the centaury, but it will fix this town and put us back in the right path. I swear, ever since the loss of Founder Fortuna, trouble in the likes of Verko and that crazy Kluge Roc are making this place more of it's namesake. The town was never fully built before Fortuna was gone. Even with Allard trying to fix things to no avail, everything still continues to be costly here."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well then where did you get all of these books?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, these are pretty much Verko's loans being well-spent on something useful for once. And once I get a hold of the staff, no one will have to worry about Verko, not even that smartalic feline, Popper or whatever his name is."
 * Pines: "Pretty sure it was Copper."
 * Sister Preyer: "It's actselly Capper."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Yes yes yes, him! When I get that staff, I'll get Klugetown up and running yet! It will be the crime-infested mess it came to be no more! And certainly it can rid us of that accursed roc!"
 * Sister Preyer: "But you do realise that being in debt to Verko is dangerous. He pretty much has a lot of thugs in his finger tips that in return for a raise would be more then happy to do harm to you."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well then good thing I have Edward and his flock. (Edword the Dragon Moth came in). The minute Edward's flock senses trouble, any unsaviory brute will be entrapped in hot silk in minutes. Isn't that right, Edward?"
 * Edword chirped agreeingly.
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, I wanted to make sure you were alright."
 * More knocks are heard!
 * Pines: "I'LL GET IT-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I'LL take this, this time, Pines."
 * Sister Preyer: "But what if it's Verko's thugs?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "They wouldn't've even be able to get this far if it was. We would've heard Edward's flock chirping like mad if it was. Perhaps it's another Nightus' witness or girl scouts again. Alicorns forbid another salesmen."
 * Professor Spoonful walks off.
 * Professor Spoonful opens the see through of the door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "I want to advise you that I am not interested in visitors!"
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo were seen.
 * Yakbrain: "A man of privacy, I see? Well, it's just, I am interested to fund an excavation for a very impourent item in Yak history."
 * The Professor's interest grew, and opened the whole door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Would it, happen to include, the Staff of the Yakotaur? Because I am widely interested in it!"
 * Yakbrain: "My, my. Small world after all. Well, I have been asking around town, and I heard you seem to be suffering abit of dept from a local crime boss named, "Vertigo", or whatever it's suppose to be. I'm willing to fund your excavation to find that staff, and to, get you out of dept, if you were to help me get it."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Come inside to discuss the terms over tea, good sir."
 * Yakbrain: "I'm actselly a prince, professor."
 * Professor Spoonful: "A prince?! All the way out here?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Of an unfortunately minor status."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Forgive my outburst, please, come in gentlemen to my study for tea."
 * Tea was served by Edward.
 * Yakbrain: "I see you have managed to tame your notable infestation problem."
 * Professor Spoonful: "(Edward chirp growls, but Spoonful comes him down)..... To what some people see as pests, I see good in Dragon Moths. They are actselly fascinating and compassionate creatures when you get to know them."
 * Yakbrain: "Quite. You see...... I need that staff because I have abit of a, family issue with my father and dumb brother I need to sort out. You see, I was once the rightful choosen heir ruler of Yakyakistan-"
 * Pines: "WAITWAITWAITWAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (He laughs out loud) WHO NAMES THEIR HOME LIKE THAT?! (Laughs)!"
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... PINES! I don't believe, we folk of "KLUDGETOWN", are really in any real postion to judge!"
 * Pines: ".... Fair point."
 * Professor Spoonful: "AND ANOTHER THING, PINES?! HE'S, A GUEST?! (To Yakbrain) Do mind my assisent, he's, easily amused."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh don't worry..... If I had a dollar for everytime someone responded to the name like that, I'd be even richer then royaly established now. That staff is my key to establishing a better relationship with my family and restore my rightful place. My reckless brother nearly declared war with the Ponies of Equestia and recently refused to accept help from said ponies when Yakyakistan suffered a terrible avalanche!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Hmmm..... He does sound like an idiot. Well, keep in mind that I kinda need that staff too to fix Klugetown, so, I propose we share that thing. You fix your problems first, then I get to fix mine. Sounds like a fair deal?"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh yes Professor, a fair deal indeed."
 * Sister Preyer looked on worried...
 * Sister Preyer approuched Spoonful.
 * Sister Preyer: "Professor, a word?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... I'll be right back, your majusty, the sister needs a private conversation."
 * Sister Preyer: "Father, I'm worried that the Yak's arriveal is too convinent."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Isn't life nothing but convinences?"
 * Sister Preyer: Well I think it's TOO convenient. How do we know we can trust this guy? Do you even know about who originally owned that staff? Let's not forget that the Yakotaur of Legend was definitely not like the Yakotaurs of Minotauria. He was a monster.
 * Professor Spoonful: Even so, I don't see why your worried about the prince. He's clearly a normal Yak.
 * Sister Preyer: I mean that anyone with an interest of that staff like his seems, off. With you, you at least have good intentions, but this prince is obviously a stranger.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well that doesn't mean I shouldn't be friendly with him."
 * Sister Preyer: Please humor me in this..... Getting help from someone as  suspicious as he is without thinking is NEVER a choice. Surely you should know that in a town like this. His look is the same as that of Verko. Malicious and cold. Living in a wreck like Klugetown made me know who to trust by looking into one's eyes. You can't just walk blindly into this without asking questions. It's dangerous.
 * Professor Spoonful: I assure you Preyer, I am not without caution, I just wanted to be without rudeness either. Also, the key differences between him and Verko is that Verko's a criminal, our guest is royalty, minor as he is. But if it helps you fine ease, if he gets any ideas, I always have Edward by my side. He literally smells danger. (Edward looked angrily at Yakbrain and he gave him a glare that scared him off) I'll be fine! Heck, this is a yak we're talking about. If they know anything, it's how to wreck s***! (Yakbrain was seen drinking tea like a gentlemen).... Admitingly however, he does look too dignifyed for the standerd yak behavior.
 * Sister Preyer: ".... Then please let me come with you on this journey."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Really? You sure Mandid won't mind?"
 * Sister Preyer: "The Church never sees visitors, so it is not like my sudden departure is inconvinent. Besides, he handles much of the impourent aspects of the church anyway, so it's hardly like my assistence is always needed."
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... Fair enough, but only because I would need a healer on standby anyway. Such an exhibition is not likely to be hazard-free anyway."
 * Sister Preyer: "Noy just that, but, to keep you safe in an event the Prince is trouble."
 * Professor Spoonful: "I see. Your worried that I wouldn't be able to hand trouble. I promise you, I am no stranger to would-be exhibition hijackers. (Brings out a magic pistol) One shot of a magic disabler bullet from this magical entrapment gun and any would-be issue is instantly resolved."
 * Sister Preyer: "But still, I-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I know, I know, you wish to help reguardless. Well, I already said I need a healer on stand-by, so you are coming. I'll send Pines to recruit some help for the exhibition."
 * Yakbrain: "(Comes in) Oh that won't be nessersary, Professor. This will only be me, some of my own assusiates, and you and any 2 choosen partners, and since I assume the dear nun and your opinionated porqupine are coming along, are all the people we need."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, I admire the tenacity, but we need a lot of people-"
 * Yakbrain: "Well actselly, Yakyakistan already has a history with the famed Midgard Mountain. As a Yakyakistani, I already have knowledge of what the mountain looks like. The trouble is, the Midgard Temple of which is hidden in the mountain is the problem. Yakyakistani ancestry seemed to have chosen to not record the spefifics of that."
 * Sister Preyer: "And I believe you of all people would know what the real reason is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, yes. It was so less then desireable hands would be unable to get it, let alone the possability of the Yakotaur of Legend returning and using those directions to get his staff back. I know of the Midgard Mountain and where the time is, but.... The problem is, apart from it's legend, it is otherwise an unremarkable mountain that can be seen in the Sea of Clouds. If I can only be able to reckindise that mountain, then I will be able to find the Midgard Temple of the mountain, which in hidden in Valhalla Caves."
 * Pines:... Wait.... Why are the caves named differently than the rest of the Mountain and that Temple? And for that matter, why is that staff placed in the Sea of Clouds south from here and not a more nearer location like the Caves of Conundrum just west from here? That's a maze of caves, so that's sure to be a good hiding place for something like the Staff.
 * Yakbrain: "Anichent Yakyakistanies felt that a land filled with predators and storms appear to be more imposing to would-be shearchers than, a bunch of confusing caves. That, and they have a bit more, relijustus attachment to Midgard Mountain because in legend, it is said to be the home of The Midgard Serpent. A createre said to be so very immeasurely long, it can construct the planet like it's nothing. But worry not. The Midgard Serpent is nothing more than a myth.
 * Pines:... You say that, when we live in a world, filled with magic and mythical creatures?
 * Yakbrain: "Well there are some legends that really are just legends. I mean, a giant serpent long and big enough to be able to constrict the entire planet? What utter mythical nonsense!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, if you insist, then we shall set sky-sails to Midgard mountain."
 * Yakbrain: "Perfect. Thankfully, this time of year, alot of the usual beasts of the cloud seas are either hybernating or migrated somewhere else. That should make travel there relitively safe. The Alicorns forbid if we have to deal with their nonsense while seeking out the staff."
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, what're we waiting for? There's magic to find.
 * The group walked on out.

The Excabintion camp, present day, during the last episode. A farther part of the city. Inside the Temple
 * Yakbrain's airship is already enroute to the Sea of Clouds.
 * Professor Spoonful was seen reading an old Yak manuscript.
 * Professor Spoonful: "If my calulations are correct, the Midgard mountain should at least be around the southern east of here."
 * Yakbrain: "Well good. I have heard the legend of the mountain myself alot in my youth. I'll know when enough when we are near."
 * Pines:... Yakbrain? I've been meaning to ask... Why is Midgard mountan, Norse themed? And... How did that whole Midgard Serpent thing come to be?
 * Yakbrain: I assumed that you knew. What simpleton would go on an expedition for a relic without knowing it's history?
 * Pines: One that has little info on it?
 * Yakbrain:... Why should I be expected to educate your worthless arse if learning things on your own is suppose to be what archiologiests are suppose to do naterolly!? But then again, am I really surprise, given the state of Kludgetown?
 * Pines: "Okay okay, sorry, I was only curious."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh don't mind Pines, he's basicly new to the profession, you can't really expect him to just know these things automaticly. He's more of a eater, not a reshearcher."
 * Yakbrain: "Obviously."
 * Professor Spoonful: "That being said, Pines, let me explain based on my reshearch. The Sea of Clouds is said to be the home of the Midgard Serpent because it was said to line it's constriction of the entire planet."
 * Pines: "Well if that's true, then..... Why, can't anyone see it?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, it's implied that it doesn't have a reason to do so yet. It's said in legends that it would only do so if any of it's gifts given to it are stolen from it."
 * Yakbrain: "Or, just as simply.... It's a myth. Now keep your eyes peeled. We must be coming close to the mountain."
 * Sister Preyer pouted her arms at Yakbrain.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Try to mind the prince, Sister. His attatude greatly stems from his ill tidings with his father."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes, I, have been informed that he doesn't maintain a healthy relationship with his family."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It's more then that. He was once the chosen heir to rule Yakyakistan, but he made far too many radical changes to the detriment of his father's simplestic preferences... So he replaced him with Prince Rutherford. And the price for maintaining a simplestic lifesytile, lead to Yakbrain's foolish brother to nearly cause a war with Equestria over a player piano a while back, and refused help from a hopeless situation just recently."
 * Sister Preyer: "..... I understand his frustraightions and woes. I would understand that the greatest anguish for an intellectual person is to take orders and demands of fools, while being helpless to stop their self-ruin."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I almost feel the same way about Equestrians.... But more on the lines that they have no sense of self-preservation instead of being dumb like the Yaks. You have any idea how often Equestria is threaten by dark forces?"
 * Sister Preyer: "...... Keep in mind that Klugetown hasn't been much able to keep up with current events, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "More, then what any nation or even any world should ever have to cope with!"
 * Sister Preyer: "... I see."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "And once, Equestia was on the path of being strong..... But then it was ruined, and interupted, and the revolutionary who attempted it, was branded as a madman. Now, he is condemned to assusiate with undesireables because he could not find others to support him."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, fates tend to be unforgiven to those that want to forge a new path into the destinies of many. Perhaps this revolutionary did something wrong to warrent his unfortunate fate?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Let's just say, it was done by those that did not deserved the greatness they atthived.... That's all I wish to share."
 * Yakbrain: "Okay everyone! The Midgard Mountain has been found! The basis of the excabition, begins!"
 * The Airship arrives to a mountain covered in anichent Yak symbols.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Be advised that we're likely gonna be here for a bit of a while, so, do not expect this to not take up a margin of the current year."
 * Pines: "Well, good think that I maintained my donuts."
 * A wall of the mountain that has seen days of being cracked at by many excabition tools is seen finally caving in!
 * Professor Spoonful: "Good news, Your highness. The wall that was blocking out the Valhalla Caves where it is said the Midgard Temple is held has finally fallen. And when my calculations are correct... Those months spent on escalating it will finally pay off."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Finally..... All right everyone..... This escabition has finally reached it's climax. History, is being made. Let's, help it get there."
 * The group entered into it, and are amazed by anichent but surprisingly well preserved ruins of an anichent Yak city.
 * Pines: "Whoooa, what IS this place?!"
 * Yakbrain: "...... The Midgard Temple..... Or as it was initionally called...... Yakyakistan."
 * Pines: "Wait..... If THAT'S Yakyakistan, then what's the place in the Frozen North?"
 * Yakbrain: "We took the name to the new colony and started to call THAT Yakyakistan, to distence ourselves from, our less then glamorious history. I trust you all are well educated on what that was? (The group nodded yes.)..... Good. Then I don't have to be arsed to reference it again. Now, be sure to stick firmly to the path to the temple itself. The city's structure is like a maze. Yaks were once a very different sort before we came to dumb down thanks to years of isolation."
 * Pines: "So wait..... The Yaks are stupid because they want to forget their past sins so badly that they stopped being like THIS?!"
 * Yakbrain: "To be ever dismay, yes..... They felt so awful about their part in the existence of the Yakotaur of Legend, that...... There's no need to be reminded of that. Let's get moving."
 * The Group walked on.
 * Some figures were seen wooshing in the shadows of the city.
 * The figures arrived.
 * A fat but muslely armed Panan Satyr was seen as more Panan Satyrs arrived. They all wear a consistent anichent armor.
 * Satyr 1: "..... Master Molir. The Midgard Temple has finally been found, by outsiders."
 * Satyr 2: "They are a misfit sort. Three Yaks that I think are Yakyakistani, a pony, a white Timber Wolf, and a bunch of Klugetownians. They're likely here for the Staff of the Yakotaur of Legend."
 * Satyr leader (Master Molir): "Hmmmmmm...... I did not managed to escape that crumbling nation that was Pana, that was being ruined by those Storm Clan bastards, with our respective clans, to live under the generosity of the mighty Midgard Serpent, just to have that ruined by likely thieves. Midgardians, assemble our warriors. We shall capture the outsiders, and erased their memory of this place, not just for our sake, but for the world's, as we all know how the great serpent tends to handle theft of ANY gifts it takes."
 * Satyr 3: "Agreed, sir. It gave us seaweed and fish from the oceans to feed our clans for days. We must protect anything that belongs to it, espeically that staff."
 * Satyr 4: "Why must we protect that staff? The Yakotaur is like the Storm Clan rolled into an individual!? Can't we just let those thieves take it and we replace the thing?"
 * Master Molir: "That's the problem, fool..... What if these intruders work for the Yakotaur? It is no secret that Tartarus would not hold him forever. It's possible he has escape even long before this point and time and finally got those lot togather to get back the staff. So yeah, we have to protect that staff, even if they seem like harmless crooks so far."
 * Satyr 4: "Forgive my rudeness, Master Molir, but what if someone in our clan is delfeupting the Storm Clan's madness and that staff happens to be around? I am only asking that we let the outsiders take it out of here and-"
 * Master Molir: "(Grabs the Satyr)..... Listen good........ Any hypothetical member of our clan befelling to the Storm Clan's kind of madness, is NOTHING to the Yakotaur..... LET ALONE THE RAGE OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT?! Reguardless of everything behind their reason being here, we stop these outsiders?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
 * Satyr 4: "(Gulp)..... Yes master. Forgive my anxiousness."
 * Master Molir: "Good. Now, do as you are asked, (lets the 4th go) and get the warriors of our clans ready!"
 * The 4 set out to do such!
 * A little Wyvern Bird creature landed on Molir.
 * Wyvern Bird: "And, pardon my asking sir, but, what makes you sure the Yakotaur is involved?"
 * Master Molir: "If this was a normal raid, it would be mostly Klugetownians at the least. Maybe some rogue ponies, like the ones that nice "Daring Do" was nice enough to help thwart... But Yakyakistani Yaks? Even only three of them? It was said that the yaks would never come back here to demonstrate that they're ashamed of this beautiful city and the temple, for the ugly past assusiated with it. More likely then not, those yaks, and perhaps at least half of those others, are likely either directly influenced by the Yakotaur, or were unknowingly roped into his scheme. Yaks that dare come back to city would never have good intentions."
 * Wyvern Bird: "Well what makes ya sure they aren't just tourists?"
 * Master Molir: "I assure you, my little Valkyrien, none of these yaks would've agreed to a tour of this city if it was harmless."
 * Wyvern Bird (Valkyrien): "Fair enough."
 * Master Molir: "But don't worry. These outsiders will not suffer needless deaths. Our sleep orbs will render them harmless enough to make sure we can safely removed their memories, take them back to their homes in the stealth of night, and rebuild our blockade wall to the Valhalla cave."
 * Valkyrien: "Good, because I cannot stress enough that you guys are at greater risk of corruption in thanks to what the Storm Clan did to your kind."
 * Master Molir: "I don't need to be reminded of our spieces' unfortunate curse of being very easy to corrupt. Even the death of the bug would stimulate the curse enough to make our clans as insane as the Storms. So all the more good our healers are working to reverse that for us and any Panan that wishes to escape the Storm Clan's madness."
 * Valkyrien: "Yeeeeeaaaaaah, but they've been at it for a while. It'd be great if we can use that Yakotaur staff, that thing looks like it can trump the Storm Clan's magic."
 * Master Molir: "Yes, but it is currently corrupted by the Yakotaur's evil. It needs a great deal of purification for it to be any use. Besides, the Midgard Serpent would never surrender it's gifts to it's original owner, and even then, the Yakotaur himself is as corrupt as the Storm Clan, if not worse! It would take a miracle divised by gods themselves to make that a reality. Until then, I would rather not let that staff be misused by anyone, Yakotaur, or otherwise."
 * Valkyrien: "Want me to keep watch on those guys to see what they're up to?"
 * Master Molir: "You are my eye in the sky, are you not? You need not my permission for that! Make haste, my winged helper! (Valkyrien flew off!)"
 * Beautiful and elegant architecture was seen as te group walked in.
 * Pines: "..... Wow..... And the Yaks used to be like this?"
 * Yakbrain: "(Sheds a tear)..... Yes..... It's almost sad how much a culture has fallen because of one honest mistake. The Yak came to hate complexity and became more, "simple", and DUMB! But with that staff, I CAN make the Yaks like this again, even more!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, at least until this falls flat on it's safe like all of your other "Make Yaks Better" plans."
 * Yakbrain: "(Through his teeth) Spare, us, the details, Tuxedo?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Suspitious look) Define, these other "Plans"?"
 * Yakbrain: "Now good sister, there's no need to worry about that, they're all in the past.... And we came here, for the future."
 * Pines: "Tecnecally, this place itself is PART of the past, so-"
 * Yakbrain: "I mean, we came here to retreved a certain thing of the past, to bring, TO, the future!"
 * Bum Dum: "Yeah! I was considered the dumber twin, and even I knew that!"
 * Rum Dum: "Suuuuuuuure you did."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Stops everyone)......"
 * Yakbrain: "What is, Ice Valkyrie?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... (Looks torwords a suspitious tile)....... If I'm not mistaken, that tile, if pressed, would likely activate.... (Points up to the left direction to point at a hanging gaint upside down ax aiming at their direction)..... That, trap."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Goodness......  An ancient booby trap?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... No. It looks too advance to be an ancient temple trap. Besides, it's too soon for the more anichent ones..... This temple has been modernised by something else....."
 * Pines: "..... (Gulp)..... Are you trying to suggest that, we're not alone here?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Think about it.... Why else was that wall there in the front of the caves? Why is this temple as well kept as it is and now a decrepted crumbling ruin?"
 * Pines: "..... Ancihent Yak Enginuity?"
 * The Awkword Drum sound was heard......
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... More along the lines of..... This place has new occupents......."
 * Yakbrain: "WELL THEY BETTER NOT BE AFTER THE STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I doubt it. Raiders would not take the time to restore this magnifisent place if they were after the staff. I believe, we are dealing with well-intentioned souls that seem to want to avoid the staff from ever seeing the light of day ever again."
 * Pines: "Well it did belonged to the Yakotaur after all, so, not that far off!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "But the question is..... What is the purpose?"
 * Yakbrain: "I have a throey: They're a bunch of ecthists that are against archology and they want to interfear with your discovery!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well if so, they have to be VERY talented architects to have managed to keep an anichent city and temple from decaying after all these years! Let alone being able to build traps of this creativity! Also, wouldn't ethicists be against appropriating an ancient culture?"
 * Yakbrain: "..... Ethcists with double-standerds?"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well whatever the case, they must not want us near the staff, for any reason. I mean, this was something that belonged to an anichent evil, after all, so I wouldn't call their efferts unreasonable."
 * Yakbrain: "But they are inconvinent! Good Professor, do you not want the staff to fix Klugetown?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "...... But of course. Although, I'll have to turn this aquiring of the staff to be a temporary borrowing. I will only need it to send Klugetown down the right path, then I'll let you have it to get the Yaks back to their former intellectual glory, if even better, then, we must agree to return it back."
 * Yakbrain: "WHAT?! But, I mean... Look, I have this benufactor that promises to help me who said he wants to be able to maintain it!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, then I'm afraid you'll have to inform him that he can only keep it for a brief time. Whoever lives here now, clearly doesn't want that staff to leave."
 * Yakbrain sighed.....
 * Yakbrain: ".... Look, we'll, worry about these terms later. Let's focus on finding the staff."
 * Pines: "But, what about the traps? And.... Scary Temple Monsters?"
 * Yakbrain: "That is what Ice Valkyrie is for. She was from Magic University. The most talented of magic users were from that. She would even potaintionally shame the princesses with her mastery of magic."
 * Ice Valkyrie: He's right. I have Level 28 knowledge and this place looks like one I can tackle. First off, I know this kind of architecture and the physics of the traps. It HAD to have been done by a being with dexterity. And the metal is easily distinguishable to have obsidian coloration, which as far as I know, is used as a warning coloration that this place is too important to be disturbed. Only a few beings I know use this strategy: Cynocephalos, Cyclopses, Basajauns, Fauns, Satyrs, Psoglaves, Cuegles, Ettins, Arimaspi, just hippopods in general. So... I'm guessing they came from the hippopod homeland of Pana. Ugh! Figures we'd run into another one of those since the Storm Clan attack on Canterlot two months ago.
 * Rum Dum: Well that incident did paint Panans in a bad light to the land of the original and dominant race of the world.
 * Pines: Well, can we at least tell them we don't mean any harm?
 * ???: I'm afraid harm is all you're doing by being here. (Valkyrien came by)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my goodness! A Macaw Pygmy Wybird Snallygaster! I haven't seen one in years, let alone this species. Blue coloration, golden eyes, and glows like an Alicanto. More surprising is that it can form perfect speech.
 * Valkyrien: Charmed for the knowledge, but you shouldn't be here. I was ordered to see what you were doing and you confirmed us correct. The Staff of Yakotaur is to not leave this area. It is a danger to yourselves and everyone.
 * Bum Dum: Dude, we get it, the thing is dangerous. We said we'd give it back, just give us some slack.
 * Valkyrien: No. You are still not getting the Staff. If it leaves, you will anger that of which the staff was given to.
 * Yakbrain: The Tartarus are you talking about? (Satyrs came out and held them at spear point)
 * ???: We're talking about the Midgard Serpent! (Master Molir came)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my various Gods, it really IS Panans.
 * Master Molir: Indeed. And you shouldn't have come here. You are going to anger the Midgard Serpent if you steal from it.
 * Yakbrain: Sir, for the love of God, don't be preposterous. The Midgard Serpent isn't real. It's just one of those fantasy stories that's actually a myth.
 * Master Molir: I can assure you, Yak, that the Midgard Serpent is all too real. It's hiding in the tectonic trench beneath our feet as we speak.
 * Yakbrain: Do not try to scare me away. How do I know you're not insane after so many moons down here? (The Satyrs gasp)
 * Master Molir:... Fine, then! I shall prove it!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, no! You're just trying to stall us. I am not as dumb as the other yaks out there, so do not insult my intelligence.
 * Master Molir: Sir, you are making a mistake! You walk out of this place with that Staff... It WILL be angry.
 * Yakbrain: I've heard enough of this delusional nonsense. We are getting that staff for the good of our countries, and you can't stop us.
 * Master Molir: Maybe I can't... (Loud stomps were heard)... But HE can.
 * Rum Dum: Getting Yakton flashbacks here! (Approaching them came a Gegenes with goat feet, equine features, and a giant Panan club)...
 * Ice Valkyrie: Holy crap, it's a Gegenes!!
 * Master Molir: Gilgamesh, would you kindly escort these people out of here?
 * Gilgamesh: With pleasure! (He cracks the knuckles of his six hands as he approached them)
 * Bum Dum: Any bright ideas, sir?