The Biggest Conspiracy of The Sun Princess

The Biggest Conspiracy Of The Sun Princess is the 31st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever wonder how strange it was for Discord to suddenly betray friendship to side with Tirek, but before that, gave the ponies unexpected advice about the keys to the box, and that Celestia didn't seem too emotional about Discord's betrayal at all? You can argue that, she was just being calm and collective about it.... However, thanks to Darkness Qui, it's going to be discovered why. It just so Turns out, Celestia, with Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, and Discord's parents with the Soothsayer who warned them priorly of Tirek's returned, HAD PLANNED DISCORD TO "BETRAY" EQUESTIA ALL THIS TIME IN A COMPLINCATED, CONTROVERSEAL, BUT SUCCESSFUL HIGH COUNCIL APPROVED CONSPIRITY AGAINST A DARKSPAWN FOR THE GREATER GOOD!? I mean, Tirek didn't even TRIED TO CORRUPT Discord, and yet SUDDENLY Discord just fucked friendship in the ass to be buddies with a Darkspawn who betrayed him anyway?! Wasn't it, remotely strange on how it went down at all?! Turns out, it wasn't just a controverseal tactic to have a Darkspawn stopped. It was also Celestia's own plan to give Twilight a porpose in her role as a Princess. Possability, even all part to further cleanse the evils in Equestia because Celestia has, some emotional scars in light of certain events like The REAL Best Night Ever and many others on how she was a repeated victim of evil time, and time again. Qui and her forced into this assusiates Narcotic, Celisus and QP exposed this to THE ENTIRE UNITED UNIVERSE AND ALL OF EQUESTIA?! This damages Twilight's relationship to Celestia, and has her accuse her to be an evil WORSE then even Tirek, cause the albeit successful conspirity, almost endangered Equestia and was almost the end of Equestia, even though no one died, and is now gonna usurped Celestia and use the new powers to banished Celestia into the sun for eturnity, not realising she has fallen victim in Qui's sick, demented plan to get Revenge on Celestia indeffently in Discord's Dilemma and Equestian Idol. However, Discord desidingly stands in the way of Twilight, scolding her that she knows better then this, but it results in a battle of near-gods over the fate of Celestia! Can the Shell Lougers, Twilight's friends and Family, and the knowing Better Taiku stopped this and teach Qui another painful lession, and save Celestia, all the while hold off the wrath of the pissed off Council Woman of the Galactic Federation, Angry Council Ponies, A betrayed Pred Judu Des and the Sisters, AND an invadion force of the Dragon Realm's Millaterry lead by a mad for false justice Senator Tricorn?

Chapter 1: Darkness Qui's New Scheme
Equestian Royal Files. Flashback. Present The Villain's Channel Station. Flashback. Now. Visor and the evil animals sing this (I'm sorry it has to be a sesime street song, but hey, it's STILL a villain song, and it fits!)
 * Two Unicorn Guards guard a file room.
 * Unicorn Guard 1: "I heard the reforming monistairy is almost complete."
 * Unicorn Guard 2: "Yeah, but Candence still can't get a reformer's lisence for the life of her. That place is gonna be DIFFICULT to manage."
 * Suddenly, a gas bomb appeared, and BOOM! Knock-out gas disables the guards into a sleep.
 * Suddenly, Appearing from the shadows, wearing gas masks, are Darkness Qui and her assusiates.
 * They enter the room.
 * Darkness Qui: "Alright. Operation: Truth Bug, is a go!"
 * The group commenced to search all the royal files!
 * QP: "Secret crush? No! List of childhood toys? No! Twilight's moral record file? No!"
 * Celisus: "Millaterry sketmatics? No. Secret to enturnal youth in a bottle? Rather not to get involve with THAT again. The Journal of Nightus and Heavenslight? No."
 * Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, file, file, nail file, file, file file file file file file file!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Methods of rulling a kingdom, condinentialy of the lost cristail empire queen, Chrysalis's true identity, Breezie repopulation program, plans to reseract ".MOV" Celestia, Equestian ban on "Five Night's at Freddy's", resicipes for cake!? GAHHH?! THESE ARE ALL STUPID PRIVATE FILES?!"
 * Narcotic: "File, file, file, file, Tirek plan file, file, file, file, fi-"
 * Darkness Qui smacks Narcotic away!
 * Darkness Qui: "NARCOTIC YOU HALF IDIOT HALF GENIUS?! YOU FOUND IT?!"
 * Darkness Qui grabbed the Tirek plan file.
 * Darkness Qui opened it.
 * Darkness Qui: "Ahem! It all started on when I arranged a meeting with the King and Queen of The Draconqui lands, disguising it as a rotine visit from the Duke and Duchess of Maretonia. Ohh, a secret meeting! I must read more!?"
 * The Duke, Duchess, and royal aides enter the same room as Celestia, Luna, and Candence.
 * The Duke: "Is this room, silent?"
 * Luna: "It's perfectly sound-proof. No one is able to hear you, King Wacky."
 * The Duke, Duchess, and the aides suddenly transform into King Waky, Queen Pranks, Discord and Black Kat!
 * Discord: "Well it's about time! I hate pretending to a old nepolian pony of a completely made-up place, just so we can attend royal events and big sporting events like the recent Equestian Games, JUST SO PONIES WOULDN'T STARE!?"
 * Black Kat: "Your telling me! Ponies still don't realise that Maretonia isn't even real!"
 * Queen Pranks: "Oh hush now, some ponies like that awful Pred Judu Des still have negitive feelings torwords us, THAT'S why we have to pretend to be made-up polilical figures!"
 * King Wacky: "Oh now, my queen, you can't really blame them, being as a pony gives a nasty, (cracks his back) crick in the spinal cords! Excuse me while I straighten them out.... Oh, marry men!"
 * Discord looked embarrised.
 * King Wacky: "Ahh, it feels good singing a dreamworks song. Anyway, so, any good news about finally, the hopeful capture of that Tirek brute from the escape from the Tartarus insodent? I would like to hear good news that the darkspawnic centaur is corraled back into there by those demon vultures of yours!"
 * Luna: "Sadly, no. Those incompident twits couldn't catch a cold!"
 * King Wacky: ".... Oh.... And, what exactly are we having this meeting for?"
 * Celestia: Well, ever since that time that Cerberus escaped from Tartarus, Tirek has been free for too long. I had a vision of him returning recently, and I've got all of you here for something important.
 * Discord: What is it?
 * Celestia: Well...Discord, I'm sending you to go after him.
 * Everyone: WHAT?
 * Discord: Why me? Why not just send Twilight?
 * Celestia: Because I know that you, of any of the other allies I have, are capable of tracking down growing magic sources. Twilight is still working on such a spell, and I believe you should qualify enough.
 * King Wacky:...Uh, with all do respect, your majesty, why are you sending our son to go after Tirek? Won't something happen? Tirek is sure to use Discord against us.
 * Celestia: Well, actually, that's part of the plan.
 * Discord:...Uh...What do you mean?
 * Celestia: Well, I don't know if the Vultures will be able to catch Tirek, if at all. Tirek's too clever for their, limited capabilities. So I'm sending Discord to do something very ballsy. I know this is going to shock all of you, and I don't want Twilight or any of my non-High-council allies to find out, but here it is, judging by how Discord is prone to, relapse every once in a while, given the recent, Darkness Qui mess, I intend on having him look like he will be tricked by Tirek into taking his side, and I've got everything planned out. Plus, Discord is starting to help Twilight so often, they're getting closer to discovering the keys to the box of the Tree of Harmony. We all may not know what's inside, but Discord will certainly give them clues on how to discover the keys. It will not only stop Tirek, but it will also aid Twilight, and make her friendship and relations stronger and possible even grant a replacement power of the Elements of Harmony, or even restore it to make it independent of the jewels of it.
 * Discord: YOU WANT ME TO WHAT!? Even, even to Fluttershy?
 * Luna: "Don't look at us, we're not sure if it's a garrintie as well."
 * King Wacky: Did I just hear that right? You're saying you want Discord to...BETRAY the ponies just to help save Equestria? That's total, hypocistity!? Scandalious!? Outragious!? And out of the norm, too.
 * Black Kat: (Chuckles) You're joking, right?
 * Celestia: Well, if we don't do it now, stopping Triek will become impossable in the rate he's in. Conventional methods won't work for someone like him. Things will be so intertwined that everypony will be given what they either want or deserve. I can't think of any other way to fix all these problems than this whole complicated plan. It may sound crazy...but it just might work.
 * Black Kat: I don't know about that, your highness. What if Discord gets found out? What if Twilight finds out? Wouldn't it ruin your reputation by setting them all up like this?
 * Discord: "Not to mention what that sword jocky Pred Judu Des would do to me if this gets out!?"
 * Celestia: Kat, Discord, it's the only chance we've got of solving all these problems. Discord, you have been in too much trouble, the Elements' absence means no major defense from danger, and Tirek might not be stopped in time if we don't do this.
 * Queen Pranks: Well, if you're sure you want to get through with this, then we shall accept. I hope you know what you're doing.
 * Celestia: Oh, believe me, Queen Pranks, it's what's best. I mean, not only for all of Equestria, but for the rest of the UUniverses in general.
 * Darkness Qui:...(Scoffs, and laughs extremely hard) I-I-I CAN'T BELIEVE ANY OF THIS!!! THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! (Laughs)
 * Celsius: (Dubbed as Iago) Oh, boy. She's cracked. She's gone nuts. (Goes up to Qui's face) Qui! QUI! Get a GRIP! (Qui grabs Celsius by the neck)...GOOD GRIP!
 * Darkness Qui: YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
 * Narcotic: Uh...Celestia is prone to using other people's personalities to her advantage?
 * Darkness Qui: No! It means...it means CELESTIA HAS BEEN KEEPING A SECRET ABOUT THE INCIDENT FROM HER ALLIES! (Laughs) It's BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT!!! I can use this to turn her allies against her. Well, non- "High Council" ones, but I diegress!
 * QP: "Aren't you afraid this will somehow backfire on us too?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh trust me. It'll work. I seen dishonest advisers in the universe we're from do it to get their benvolent bosses out of office! One little peak in Celestia's skeliton closet, AND IT'S THE END OF THE REIGN OF THE SUN PRINCESS!?"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, I'm sure it might be worth a try. So, how do we do it?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Back to the base! We need to set up a broudband strong enough to-"
 * QP: "Or just expose it to Villain Action News on the Universe's, "Villain's Channel"."
 * Darkness Qui made a shock face.
 * Darkness Qui: "They, have a villains' channel?"
 * Celisus: "I heard of that. It's some sort of, underground station program exclusive for villains, and/or villain enfusiests. They interview villains, have shows that normal TV NEVER authorises, and a renigade news station called the V.A.N. V.A.N. is netourious for trying to expose secrets of goverments of the good side, talk about protacted secret weapons and all powerful magical objects, and bad mouth heroes! It's what helps the villain community here funtion. It once covered a story on the tragity that was the Villains Act. They were very sympathic in our senses."
 * Darkness Qui: "....... I did not now, that even existed! A station for villains?"
 * Narcotic: "And Villain Enfusiests."
 * Darkness Qui: "Well.... That makes everything, strangely easier. Are they capable to interupt NON-Villain Programs like normal stations?"
 * Celisus: "Only if it's an ABSOLUTE, nesesity."
 * Darkness Qui: "And exposing the biggest conspiracty of Celestia?"
 * Celisus: "..... It falls right into that requirement."
 * The Villains start to laugh!
 * A Monsterious TV Overlord is seen.
 * A Wolf Spider: "Sir, the new series "Slaughter of cute animals" is a big hit! And it earned great controversey!"
 * A Camel Spider: "The ratings of "Exterm-a-mate" are through the roof?!"
 * A Centepede: "The Success of "Pranks on Good Kings" went swimingly!"
 * A Tiger: "The New kid's show "Heroes SUCK balls" is a big, controverseal hit!? Our site is crawling with hero fans bitching to us! How we enjoy their anger!?"
 * Other evil animals rejoice of successful "Villain Shows".
 * A female Emperor Scorpain appeared.
 * Female Emperor Scorpian: "The Villain's Channel continues to be a powerful, controverseal, and funtional hit! Villains love us! And we get sweet kicks out of those whiny complainers! And thanks to your dipomatic ammunity, thanks to our, persayisve lobbiests to Tri-corn...."
 * Tri-corn was strapped to a chear!
 * Three Weasel thugs are seen with her egg!
 * Weasel 1: "So, are you gonna give Lord Tele-Visor Diplomatic ammunity and LEAVE Villain's Channel alone? OR ARE WE GONNA MAKE OMLETS?!"
 * Tri-Corn: "OK!? OK?! PLEASE DON'T HURT HER!? I'LL GIVE YOUR MASTER HIS AMMUNITY?! JUST LEAVE US ALONE?!"
 * Lord Tele-Visor (The TV Overlord Monster): "Yes, yes, YES?! MY BUSINESS EMPIRE IS A HIT!? My dream to give villains their own, dark entertainment, free from the rules of those, bossy goody-goodies, and, my satisfaction of the goodies ANGER?! Their HATE?! THEIR ANGISH?! It's all MINE!? ALL MY HARD-WORK, BELONGS TO ME?! It belongs to me."

Video Video ends. Some explaining later... V.A.N. News room.
 * Female Empress Scorpian: "Now, the next V.A.N. news update is next. I heard our news team has exciting new stuff."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "That's GREAT news, Chizibelle! I look forword to another successful V.A.N. viewing! The controersey I igmagne, will top the exposing, of Queen Kida's underwear, and the one when they reveil King Aurther of the WB world, is a BRONY!? HA!? IGMAGINE HIM LIKING PONIES?! THEY'RE FOR LITTLE GIRLS!?"
 * He and his followers laughed!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Or, or even the one when we exposed, that Simba, ATE BUGS?!"
 * They laughed harder!?
 * Chizibelle: "(Laughs), Yes sir, good times! And I loved the one where we always bad mouth those enemies of all villains: The Lougers!?"
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Yeah! My faverite, was when we made up stories that they EAT THEIR OWN SHIT!?"
 * They laughed!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "OR WHEN WE EXPOSED THE CHRISMAS EGGNOG DRUNK SPONGEBOB THING!?"
 * They Laughed harder!?
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "And the ever classical, meme sensation-?!"
 * Lord Tele-Visor plays a video on his mouth screen!
 * A recording of Icky in a tutu is seen.
 * Icky: "Rarity, why the fuck are you making me wear this again?"
 * Rarity: "I'm testing it for Sweetie Belle for her dance recital soon."
 * Icky: "When was Sweetie ever been interested in dance?"
 * Rarity: ".... Latest Cutie Mark attempt."
 * Icky: "Oh....."
 * Rarity: "She doing the dance of the Buttercups!?"
 * Rarity clears her throat!
 * Rarity: "Sweet little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, la la la La lalala!"
 * Rarity sighed.
 * Rarity: "SING WITH ME ICKY!?"
 * Icky: "Aw, do I have too?"
 * Rarity: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEAAASE!?"
 * Icky sighed.
 * Icky and Rarity started to sing Sweet little buttercup togather, while Icky is unenusiastic.
 * Laughs are heard louder!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!? I love being a giant TV monster genius."
 * A lone clap was heard!
 * The TV station villains look to see Qui and her Assusiates, Qui doing a lone, slow clap.
 * Darkness Qui: "I have heard every word on how your underground business works, and I must say... I'm impressed."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Welly well well! If it ain't the lost queen of a dark empire herself! Members of the Villain Station Family, let's all give her around of applease for uncountable years of villain success!"
 * Narcotic: Villain Success? Since WHEN have we been successful in what we have been trying to do for years?
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "...... Dude, I meant the once powerful Villains Act. Seriously bro, you is one stupid bird."
 * Darkness Qui: Narcotic, shut up! What did I say about being stupid in front of new villains!? Anyway, I think I have some sensitive information that will make both of us happy. Something about...Celestia betraying her own kingdom.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Ooh, I like what I am hearing. Go on.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: GET OUT!!! CELESTIA TOLD DISCORD TO GET ONTO TIREK'S SIDE?!?
 * Darkness Qui: Indeed. Discord, his girlfriend, his parents, and all the Alicorns except Twilight know about this. Just imagine what will happen if everyone in Equestria knew about it?
 * Chizibelle: Mass hysteria?
 * Tiger: Rebellion?
 * Centipede: Hate?
 * Camal Spider: "Usurp of power?"
 * Wolf Spider: "A degrade of High Council trust in the Public?"
 * Darkness Qui: Exactly! Not to mention the ones who know about it will be punished as well. Cadance's Reforming Monastery will be cancelled for opening, the Draconequui will be despised again, and...well, we might know what could happen to Luna.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Nightmare Moon?
 * Darkness Qui: Bingo!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: (Chuckles wildly) THIS IS AMAZING!!! MY CHANNEL'S RATES WILL BREAK THROUGH THE ROOF!!! VILLAINS WILL GO ON A TOTAL FRENZY!
 * Darkness Qui: Exactly, and as soon as the info hits the news, villains in these UUniverses will be BEGGING to join forces with me. (Chuckles) I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THINGS ARE FINALLY GOING AROUND FOR ME! I'M FINALLY GONNA WIN THIS BATTLE! (Chuckles wildly) I'M GONNA RULE THESE UUNIVERSES!!! (Laughs wildly, and breaths deeply with everyone looking at her weird)...(Clears throat) Pardon me.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Well...okay.
 * Darkness Qui: But I'll help you with this info under ONE condition, and you'd better do it, or I won't hesitate to have any of my minions attack first and ask questions later. (Celsius flames up, Narcotic takes out his infector gun, and QP takes out her weapons)
 * Lord Tele-Visor: (The evil animals panic and hide behind Tele-Visor, who shows no fear) I'm not easy to intimidate, but I love the moxie.  Whatever you want, I shall accept. Just name it.
 * Darkness Qui: I want you all to help me ensure that everything goes according to plan. I want you all to get everything plunged into total hysteria, and I want Celestia and the Shell Lodgers to suffer a fate worse than death.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: Very well. You got yourself a deal. I shall introduce the workers here. This is Chizibelle.
 * Chizibelle: Greetings.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Strex Stripe.
 * Tiger (Strex Stripe): Nice to see you.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Widdy the Camel-Spider.
 * Camel-Spider (Widdy): Hello.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Webber the Wolf-Spider.
 * Wolf-Spider (Webber): Greetings, villains.
 * Lord Tele-Visor: This is Walker the Centipede.
 * Centipede (Walker): Let me give you a hand or two!
 * Lord Tele-Visor: And THESE are the Bastard Brothers, Wheezer, Jack, and Burnett.
 * Weasels (Bastard Bros.): Hello.
 * QP: "Charming bunch of rouges, I'm sure."
 * Darkness Qui: "Now, we just need actess to your, news team, V.A.N."
 * Lord Tele-Visor: "Actess? Just go right in! Our News Reporters, Coco Racha and Grom-More the Destuctive will love you guys!"
 * A Giant Spanish look Cocarouch and a nasty looking alien that looks like a Xenomorth are seen.
 * Voice: "Ok, Coco Racha, we're ready in five minutes, sweet heart!"
 * Coco: "Thank you, director. Is the weather lier in place?"
 * A crazed straight-jacket baboon is seen making gibberish sound!
 * Baboon: "HAIL WITH FIREBALLS?! (LAUGHS)?!"
 * Coco: "Sport's reporters?"
 * A violent bull is seen.
 * Bull: "All sports teams suck!" Sports in general suck?!"
 * Coco: "On scene reporter, Albert Wheatly?"
 * A Salamander is seen on screen.
 * Salamander (Albert): "I am in position at the location of the secret high council potions area! Ready to expose secretive de-corruptions potions, and expose them to anti-reformests!"
 * Coco: "We're all set."
 * Voice: "Ok, in three, two-"
 * ???: "STOP THE PRESSES!?"
 * Everyone sees Darkness Qui and friends!
 * Celisus: "We have BIGGER news then what rubbish you were going to show!"
 * QP: "It shall promise unfortold ratings!?"
 * Narcotic: "I'LL HAVE A BURGER AND FRIES?!"
 * Silence.
 * Narcotic: "What?"
 * Coco: "(Scoff), Ok, who are you people?"
 * Alien: "Zenomork does NOT approve!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I appolgies for the interuption, friends. I, am Darkness Qui."
 * Coco: "Oh yeah.... I covered your story.... It's a tragity what became of the VA. It was a horrorable punch to the face to very successful forms of villainy. I wish there was a way that tragity was reversed."
 * Zenomork: "Zenomork seconds that notion!"
 * Darkness Qui: Well, we have news that will blow your mind. If you can show it to the entire UUniverses, then I can assure you, there will be some serious words.
 * Zenomork: Zenomork likes what Zenomork hears.
 * Darkness Qui: Well, let's all get ready. We've got some secrets to leak.
 * Coco: Actually, it might take a couple of moments to get this place prepared for a breaking news report. Especially one that's mind-boggling. It'll take about...half an hour.
 * Darkness Qui: (Sighs) Well, let's just get started....

Chapter 2: Things Look Up Until A Terrible Secret Is Revealed
Canterlot Reforming Monastery RM Hallway Canterlot Filing Room Celestia's Bedroom The News. Celestia's room. News. The room. Meanwhile. (This song starts to play. Just replace Canada with Celestia).
 * The Louge Van is seen.
 * The Lougers appeared in Celestia's thrown room.
 * Celestia: "Lougers, it's great to see you again. To what I owe todays visit."
 * Icky: "We're here to see how the Reforming Monistairy is doing."
 * Celestia: "Alchourse. I'll be more then happy to take you there myself."
 * Lord Shen: Great. (They are all teleported away)
 * Celestia: (They are all teleported there) Here we are.
 * SpongeBob:...(The Monastery looks like a large apartment building, and is shaped like an I on top view, with baby pink bricks, small glass windows, glass doors with a front yard with a waterless fountain with a golden statue of Cadance on top of it, a purple roof with attic windows, which the left front part of the building isn't finished and is under construction, and a sign that says 'The Equestian Reformation Monastery: Where people gain the hearts of a Princess.')...Wow!
 * Lord Shen: Not bad.
 * Celestia: Yes, it's a nice place. 99% of it is completed, and it might be done in about 2 days.
 * Gilda: Is Cadance here?
 * Celestia: Actually, she's on her way here with Shining Armor right now. She's checking to see if whoever's been causing that chaotic magic isn't making things for this place worse. Apparently, it's not.
 * Icky: Well, whoever's been doing it must really HATE having this place being built. I wonder why he hasn't been being a jerk to the construction workers?
 * ???: Well, we actually don't have to worry about that crazy magic anymore. (Cadance and Shining Armor appear)
 * Shining Armor: We had the opportunity to put up a protective shield around the place to ensure that it doesn't get ruined anymore. The shield will let heroes in, but not villains.
 * Cadance: Plus, the place is complete enough for the people I've gained to get settled into their apartments. We've even made sure that their rooms are magical so that, in case they get angry or insane, we can use it to calm them down. It's the best we've got.
 * Viper: Well, I like the fountain. It really makes the yard look fancier.
 * Patrick: "The Equestian Reformashion Monasstery: Where people game the hearts of a Princess"? Uh, how can you 'game' a heart of a Princess? It doesn't seem to make sense.
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself) It's 'gain', not 'game'!
 * Patrick: Oh...so Cadance reforms them by tearing her heart out and puts it in them?
 * Squidward: (Face palms again) What part of the family did you inherit a mental illness?
 * Tigress: Squidward!
 * Patrick: I don't know, actually. My family's parts are clean and are all healthy.
 * Squidward: OH, FORGET IT! (Leaves muttering gibberish)
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, the slogan is a way of saying how Cadance makes people much nicer than ever.
 * Patrick: Oh, right.
 * Cadance: Well, let's go inside. I'd like to show you what we have here. (They all go through the glass doors)
 * Cadance: I've made this place as decorative as possible. I've added some grand paintings of Equestria's history to the walls, I've added golden decorations...
 * Mr. Krabs: (Dragging his gold-bar eyes across the floor) Gold, gold, gold, gold, GOOOLD!!!
 * Cadance: I've made the hallways here seem fancy, and the place has 5 floors. The elevators took a while to make, especially since not many parts of Equestria have elevators, and, well, look at the ceiling. (They all do that, and see that it looks very much like the Sistine Chapel, only with ponies, Alicorns, and are given an artistic pattern)
 * Sandy: Well, Dad-gum, that looks fantastic!
 * Trixie: I've never seen something so beautiful in my life.
 * Cadance: We had the greatest artists in Equestria paint the ceiling. Most of the ceilings here look like this. And, as I've said before, the apartment rooms of the students have been enchanted into balancing out the mind of the student once they get angry or get any ideas of doing something nasty. The room locks itself up, and it puts the student into a hallucinatory trance which balances out the anger by...well...showing them what happens in their future if their anger continues.
 * Spyro: Well, that's a little efficient, isn't it?
 * ???: "DOW!?"
 * Everyone looks to see Former Emperor Fang buried by luggage!"
 * Othello: "Oh dear! I am so sorry, Fang! It is difficult to carry 206 bags you know!"
 * Fang: "Just, get, them, off me!?"
 * Othello: "Oh, duh I, alchorse!"
 * Othello struggles with the first luggage!
 * Icky: "Wait.... Weren't those guys in Sure Gum?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh, don't worry. Remember when we told him back when we had to deal with Hypnorattle? Well, this monistairy is that answer to the issue. Equestia is reknown for understanding and forgiveness so, why not have a reformation clinic here?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, in light of the, SpongeBob, Alex, and Friends Return to Never Land fiasco, I guess it's no true problem considering he lost his powers thanks to Makuta. You know, consider both The Spongebob series and the Spyro series happen, inbetween eachother in a, rather complincated way."
 * ???: "Na, na, na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na-na-na-na nana! Hey!"
 * Everyone sees Kevin (Qu Dan) scatting while playing his gitar!
 * Crane: "Kevin? Wasn't he refomed independently of this place?"
 * Cadence: "Yes, but he still felt incline to prove his changed is legit. Espeically considering the, court mess. His signed in on a work visa as a musical artist, while honing in on his songs for concerts to endorse the Monistairy and the impourence to be forgiven and forgiveness."
 * Kevin sees Fang buried under bangs.
 * Kevin: "Oh hey there, hair-cut! Help me help you out!"
 * Kevin scat real fast as he effertlessly tossed around bags into a back cart, clearing out the mess and unknowingly got Othello stuck in the cart!
 * Kevin: "TA-DA! No authograths, please!"
 * Fang: "Yes, now how's about you get my majordomo out of HIS situation?"
 * Kevin sees Othello stuck!
 * Kevin: "Oops. Sorry, little guy."
 * Kevin gets Othello unstuck!
 * Othello: "DOH?! Good sir, may I advise you watch were you (scats mocking) next time?!"
 * Kevin: "Chill dude! Ya know, your almost like a sofisicated Iago."
 * Othello: "In all actually, he's my brother."
 * Kevin: "Get out! Hey, do you know Crane? He's my brother!"
 * Fang: "It's almost an odd coinsidence. I too have a brother of my regel simularity in the louge. It's almost like fate."
 * Icky: "Hey, speaking of that, look behind ya!"
 * The trio look.
 * Othello: "Oh, shoot...... Look, we insist we're not here for trouble! We had been court-ordered to spend time here in this place, and, we have come to see what it is."
 * Fang: "Oh, relax, it's not like they aren't aware of this."
 * Kevin: "Hey guys, what's happening?"
 * ???: "Excuse me, miss Candence?"
 * A person in a brown robe holding a map is seen.
 * Person: "I would like to know where the uh, magic study labs are. If I wish to practice nicer magic, I would like to know where-"
 * The Person reveils himself as Lord Zuhrontimon as a human.
 * He seems Mimi!
 * Zuhron: "GAAAH?! MISS MIMI!?"
 * Mimi: "YOU!?"
 * Zuhron: "Ma'am, please, I am not THAT Zuhron anymore! I am not even a demon now! I changed in more ways then o-"
 * Zuhron screams like a girl as Mimi beats him up!
 * Fang laughs!
 * Othello: "Oh, such lothesome violence!"
 * Kevin: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Kid, cool it!"
 * ???: "Alright, Alright, break it up!?"
 * A hand picks up Mimi. It was Stomper.
 * Stomper: "I'm for a good rough-housing, but there's a rule on that, so I have to put a stop to that."
 * Mimi: "COME ON, YOU SKYRIM CLONE!? I WANT MY PAYBACK ON THE GUY WHO RUINED HALLOWEEN FOR ME?!"
 * Zuhron: "Please miss Mimi! I wasn't that bad, right?"
 * ???: "Oh, please. I call attempted Darkspawnication, slightly bad."
 * Black Tie rolled in on a Wheel chear with Belle Hope by his side.
 * Black Tie: "And your contribution to that vile powder you had. One can't really BLAME the girl's albeit, overkill reaction, quite frankly."
 * Trixie: "Black Tie? Your out of Prison early?"
 * Black Tie: "Brother's silver tongue convinced Tri-Corn to have me here instead. I suppose he couldn't stand someone of my, conditon, being amongst filthy criminals.... So, I am sentenced to live here now. With the other repenters of socity."
 * Zuhron: "You, don't sound very greatful."
 * Black Tie: "Don't get me wrong, I actselly am, but I am just being, sofisicated about it. A gentlepony doesn't publicly display emotions like a class comedian."
 * ???: "Would you care for more Coffice, Mr. Tie?"
 * Jappetho appeared.
 * Jappetho: "I made it hot like you- (Sees Lougers), AGGGH?! THE CRAZY MISFITS?!"
 * Jappetho drops the coffice on Black Tie!
 * Black Tie: "GAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? HOT COFFICE?! YOU IDIOT!? YOU DROPPED A HOT LIDQUID REFRESHMENT ON A DISABLED GENTLEPONY?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?"
 * Jappetho: "Sorry! It's just, I saw those misfits guys and, I'm kinda afraid of them when they broke into my house to force me, brutally I might add, where my disobedient puppet was!"
 * Black Tie: "TYPICAL OF SOMEONE AFRAID OF A FICTIONAL GROUP OF THE FFA FBI!? WHY I OUGHTA-"
 * Belle Hope: "Black, you promise you weren't gonna lose your temper."
 * Black Tie: Sorry, but DAMN did that hurt!
 * Icky: "Wait, didn't you had minions?"
 * Black Tie: "They went to persue honest work these days. I no longer exacly have that great of a fortune due to most of it being bail money and what was left now being use to pay depts."
 * ???: "Careful son!"
 * Dr. Wazabi and his son are seen with an exspearimental super-computer!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "The Super-Nova Connection Device is a sensitive piece of equitment!"
 * Orra: "Relax, dad, I'm being careful as careful comes!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "This thing is an answer to this appearent, "Connection" problem, it would be inadviseable if it were to fall hidiously short!"
 * Orra: "Hey, your lucky I still listen to you even dispite that "You got me in jail for doing an unacceptable amount of hacking and that Digimon corruption" thing!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "I am still sorry on that! Good devines, that prison and my seperation from you made us dysfuntional."
 * Orra: "It's not that! It's just you don't seem to trust me to handle a giant computer properly!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "It's not that, I am merely instructing you yo be careful!"
 * Ann-Tena came in.
 * Ann-Tena: "That thing looks cool, Wazabi. But, are you sure it's gonna work?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "My dear, I was able to created giant cross-breed monsters from DNA and program a rival's creations to work for me! This device as a garrintie to funtion!"
 * Ann-Tena: "That's what you said about the LAST 3 before they litterally blew up in your face!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "They were exspearimental! This time, I am sure!"
 * Ann-Tena: 3, 2, 1...(The device blows up in his face)
 * Dr. Wazabi:...DANG IT!!!
 * SpongeBob: Is this all of them?
 * Cadance: Outside of the new addition of the Shape Swifters which are settled into a different area and the ones formerly Dino-man, Radiosaurus, and Scor-Ab-Der, yes. I intend on getting more here like that Hypnorattle snake and his fly friend. That is, when Prison 42 releases him, or something else comes on.
 * Icky: "Wait, isn't Twilight with us?"
 * Celestia: I allowed her to take a visit through the magic mirror so she could visit Sunset, and remind her of the new movie coming this month.
 * Kowalski: It's just unbelievable that even the High Council can't locate where that human world is. I mean, we all know it's in the Hasbro Universe, but most of it is undiscovered, especially since Hasbro hasn't made that much besides merchandise. All we know about it is that it is only accessible through that simple mirror....Come to think of it, I wonder if it affects us as well?
 * Skipper: Well, I don't think it's necessary to find out, Kowalski. We won't be seeing the place in person for a while.
 * Max: Aside from our only knowledge of the place being in the last movie.
 * Sam: Indeed.
 * Spyro: Yes. That place is indeed a void to us. Even Ignitus is puzzled that it's difficult to find the place.
 * Sparx: Well, it would be nice to see the place. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a human.
 * Celestia: Indeed. I'm amazed that the place has become invisible to the rest of the UUniverses. I've known about it since my parents discovered it mysteriously in the underground caverns in Canterlot long ago.
 * Trixie: You've had it before? I thought it was part of the Crystal Empire.
 * Luna: Well, we brought it there for security measures. We've never used it that often except for a substitute world of banishment.
 * Celestia: Especially for a group of 3 girls who have put up a serious problem for me.
 * Luna: Who?
 * Celestia: Oh, well, they're--
 * Guard Pony: Your highness! Princess Twilight has returned.
 * Celestia: Really? Already? What made her come back early?
 * Guard Pony: Well, the visit actually wasn't that long. Plus, it's almost the time that the portal nearly closes, so she didn't wanna get stuck for a while.
 * Celestia: Great. I shall be there momentarily.
 * Lord Shen: We shall go with you, your highness.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, it might not hurt to ask Twilight how it's been at that untraceable place.
 * Icky: Not to mention we left the van there.
 * Cadance: Well, it was nice of you to see the Monastery anyway.
 * Celestia: So long, Cadance. (They all teleport away)
 * Twilight was eschourted by Chrstail guards.
 * Twilight: "Thanks for the ride back, guys."
 * The Guards stayed silent.
 * Twilight: "Ya know, Celestia seriously needs to decree that you guys start to act abit social."
 * The Lougers appeared!
 * Icky: "S'up, Twi-Twi."
 * Twilight: It's fine. I'm still--(Wobbles with her 4 legs)...Trying to adjust to 4 legs after my visit to Sunset's world. (Manages to get back to perfect walking) Being on just 2 legs in another world does that to you. And Sunset is doing well. She still knows about you guys since Clare had that reality-altering stone. I did discover that...well...the school still doesn't appreciate her actions after my last visit. Though she was celebrated, it was skeptically celebrated except for the counterparts of Celestia, Luna, and my friends. I didn't get the chance to see Flash's counterpart, though. Sunset said he was on a vacation with his family, and was already told about the new movie.
 * SpongeBob: Well, we'll see if we can get that movie once it comes out. Where are the others?
 * Twilight: They're on their way here. I had to ask them to keep Discord distracted from the urge to follow me to the human world. Since he found out, he's been wanting to see it in person even though we tried GOD knows how many times to deter him from the mirror. I can imagine they were successful because the portal is closed now. We'd estimate it'll be open again by the September 27th.
 * Icky: Yeah, it wouldn't be a good idea to see what Discord would look like in the human world, or even his possible counterpart. I'd imagine his counterpart would be like a terrorist, or a criminal, or something that fits chaos or injustice.
 * Celestia: Well, I guess everything seems to be in order here--
 * Guard Pony #1: (The Guard Ponies from the beginning appear after waking from their sleep) YOUR HIGHNESS!!! YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN RAIDED!
 * Celestia: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Spyro: WHAT?!?
 * Celestia:...What happened?!?
 * Guard Pony #2: We don't know. Someone just gassed us, and we got knocked out before we could see who did it. We looked through the files, and everything was accounted for except for one file.
 * Luna: Which one?
 * Guard Pony #1: The Tirek file!
 * Celestia:...Uh-oh!
 * Lord Shen: Celestia, what's wrong? (They are all teleported away)
 * Celestia: (They teleport there and see that the files are ransacked. Celestia looks through them, and finds that the Tirek file is missing)...Oh my, God! They didn't.
 * Luna: Not one of our sensitive files!
 * Twilight: Sensitive?
 * Celestia: Everyone, I fear there's something that you should know about what whoever did this had stolen. Let me warn you, it will not be pleasant.
 * Cynder: What is it?
 * Celestia: I--
 * Guard Pony #3: YOUR HIGNESS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!!
 * Icky: Jesus, how many times are those guards going to randomly appear?
 * Celestia: (The group enters, and they see the TV) What is it?
 * Lord Shen: You have a TV?
 * Luna: Don't ask.
 * TV: "It's the V.A.N. (A picture of a Van running over the camera!) Villain Action News!? On the Villain Channel, with a urgent speical report!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, we were interupted for THAT trash?"
 * TV: "Now, your renigade news casters, Coco Racha and Zenomork!"
 * Coco: "Hello, simple, simple, and obeyable viewers of TV. I am Coco-"
 * Zenmork: "Zenomork is Zenmork!"
 * Coco: "And we have a TOP story treat for you on an all day, all viewing, and VERY exposing news prodcasting of a very SHOCKING secret of Princess Celestia. Brought to us for you to see, is none other then the alternate universe of evil herself-"
 * Darkness Qui shoves the two aside!
 * Darkness Qui: "SURPRISE, BITCH?! I GOT YOU GOOD, THIS TIME?!"
 * Gasps are heard!
 * Icky: "Oh, hell no!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "I know your secret, Princess Lier of the Sun! Good people of this, backwater universe, Celestia, supposed benvolent ruler, HAS COMMITED A CONSPIRACTY!?"
 * Gasps are heard!
 * Darkness Qui: "Not just any, normal conspiracty, something, even someone like myself, guilty of commiting them, IS APPALLED, but mildly amsued, BY WHAT THE SO CALLED "PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS", HAS PULLED!? Now, Zenomork, Coco? Have you ever wondered how Tirek had NO problem duping Discord into going traitor awhile back?"
 * Zenomork: "Zenomork thinks it because Discord is an idiot."
 * Coco: "Tirek has silver tongue persayion?"
 * Darkness Qui: "All generally fair points, but there's more, baby! (Reveils the file) There's more!"
 * Luna: THE TIREK FILE!!!
 * Twilight: Your highness, what does that file say?
 * Celestia: Well, I--
 * Darkness Qui's voice: It says that Celestia had actually PLANNED for Disocrd to "Betray Equestia" the whole damn time. She knew that that would stop Tirek quicker, and that Twilight and her silly friends would find out what was in the Tree of Harmony's box quicker.
 * Po: WHAT?!?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * Icky: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: Your highness...you PLANNED for Discord to betray us?
 * Darkness Qui: That's right! She's a disgrace to her own kingdom. While she did do it for the good of her own kingdom, even Discord, his girlfriend, and his parents were in on it, as well as Luna and Cadance.
 * Twilight:...I...
 * Darkness Qui: You're probably wondering how I came into stealing this information in the first place. Well, I heard from Narcotic that Celestia had no problems when Discord was sued after Tirek's attack, and showed no emotion. I knew right then that something was up.
 * Celestia: (Has a shocked face)...Oops.
 * Lord Shen: OOPS?!? OOPS!?!
 * Darkness Qui: Also, Maretonia is actselly NOT a real country! It's a rose made up by the Draconquui so they can be at events without being watched!? It never existed before, it never actselly happened, and all about it's established culture, IS A LIE!? Well, Princess Celestia, if you're hearing this, I hope you're happy now that THE ENTIRE UUNIVERSES KNOWS YOUR DIRTY SECRET!!! Everyone is seeing this on TV, and they all know.
 * Zenomork: (Chuckles) Enjoy your misery. This is Villain Action News, Zenomork is Zenomork.
 * Coco: "And I'm Coco Racha."
 * Zenomork: We now return to your bland and regular programming. (They cut off)
 * Twilight:...Princess Celestia...is this true?
 * Celestia:...Yes, it is. Look, it's not what you think. I know it's not the best of ideas, but look how it turned out. You got your own kingdom, Discord is looking to the brighter side, Tirek is still in Tartarus, and you and your friends are Equestria's new defenses.
 * Twilight: YET LUNA, CADANCE, DISCORD, HIS PARENTS, AND KAT KNEW ABOUT IT THE WHOLE TIME?!? Discord wasn't tricked this whole time, and he nearly broke Fluttershy's heart in the process?!? I don't know how Fluttershy will react after all this. (Eyes start to tear up) I just can't believe this. You nearly got me and my friends doomed.
 * Lord Shen: Your highness, why didn't you say anything about this before Discord's last trial?
 * Celestia: Because I didn't think you'd like it. That's why I had to keep it a secret.
 * Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like anyone takes those trashy Villain Channel people seriously. They're basicly media trolls, they say worser things to get hate comments to laugh at. Only idiots would-"
 * Twilight: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!? I TRUSTED YOU, I ACKNOWLEDGED YOU! YET, YOU NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT ALL OF THIS BEFORE IT HAPPENED?!?
 * Icky:...Whoa!
 * Twilight: This is the most unforgivable thing I've ever heard about you! You nearly put Equestria in danger! YOU'RE AN EVIL WORSE THAN TIREK!!! (Everyone gasps)
 * Sandy: Yikes, Twilight, isn't that a bit harsh?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, I never knew you to use such harsh words against someone who you looked up to for half of your life. And I thought I was this harsh to people.
 * Twilight: OPEN YOUR EYES, GUYS! CELESTIA NEARLY GOT EQUESTRIA DESTROYED!!! I don't know how my friends will react if they discover what she has done. For all I know, Celestia really IS prone to doing worse sins other than ruining Griff and Gob's lives. (Everyone gasps)
 * Baloo: NOW JUST A MINUTE, I KNOW STRESS WHEN I SEE IT, BUT THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!
 * Twilight: (Breaks down crying) I can't believe I trusted a ruler that kept secrets from me! (Flies off crying)
 * Viper: TWILIGHT, WAIT! IT'S NOT CELESTIA'S FAULT!...(Sighs)
 * Icky:...Well, I guess I stand corrected.
 * Lord Shen: Celestia, don't listen to her. She's just having her usual stress issues. She truly doesn't mean--(Sees Celestia tearing up)...Uh...what's wrong?
 * Celestia:...(Sobs) I'm sorry, but...she's right! After what I did to Griff and Gob, what I did involving Tirek is indeed as worse. I have no excuse. Why is it when I make Equestria a better place sometimes, I have to be criticized for my actions?
 * Lord Shen: (Gets nervous) Okay, Celestia, let's not jump to conclusions, Twilight was just taking her stress out on you. Qui leaked the info to try and turn everyone in the UUniverses against you.
 * Celestia: "But why!? Can't she see I am doing this for everyone's benifit? What childist, immature reason would she have to gain from doing this to me?!"
 * Iago: "Uh, let me spell it out for you, Celestia. It's because you criticized HER about the villain teams united! Remember what she said that she wasn't gonna let that laying down?"
 * Celestia: "What?"
 * Iago: "I am saying that, to a villain, saying that their evil plans are never going to work, is like calling a black man negro, or a gay man faggot, or calling a fish shusi, or calling chicken or other birds FRIED!? It's one thing to stop a villain's plan, IT'S ANOTHER, to say it to their faces that it's never gonna work! It hurts their pride, their psyci, and overall, makes them HATE YOU WITH A PASSON!"
 * Celestia: "But, I was merely advising Qui out of a hopeless endevor! I didn't want her to be enturnally miserable of having an unfufillable goal."
 * Icky: "To villains, anyone trying to do THAT, is the ultamate "NAH NAH NAH NAH-NAH, YOU SUCK, YOUR PLANS SUCK, GIVE UP, LOSER" to them. Qui was from a universe where Villains ALWAYS got away with shit, and anyone trying say otherwise, got their shit WRECKED! Qui even claimed she took down benvolent rulers before and made them afraid of her, and if they never got away hurling shit at Qui, she's not gonna let you be an exception!"
 * Celestia: "...... But, I just didn't understood Qui's lifesytile well enough, I, I..... I didn't know trying to guide her away from her ambitions would get her to turn Twilight against me."
 * Tigress: Qui may had been able to get to Twilight's head, and we don't know how many other people will fall for her tricks as well. But you shouldn't let that happen to you by letting the harsh words that Twilight said get to you. You'll only make Qui more closer to winning.
 * Cynder: Indeed. Besides, it's no surprise that she once AGAIN broke her promise of not touching Equestria again. It's been told to her countless times not to do it, and here she is, stealing sensitive info and leaking it all over the UUniverses for the sake of causing mass hysteria and because she can't handle a kind heart's word of advice. You can't let her get to you by feeling horrible.
 * Celestia: But what Twilight said was true. I AM just as horrible as Tirek. I nearly lost my kingdom to him, and now I'm sure I will now. Any moment now, everypony will start causing a rebellion. Plus...the Reforming Monastery will be closed down! (Everyone gasps)
 * Trixie: NOT THE MONASTERY!!! IT'S BEEN TAKING TOO LONG TO BE BUILT, AND WE CAN'T LET A CONSPIRACY GET IN THE WAY OF THAT!!!
 * Celestia: It's already too late. I've been found out. (Sobs) I'm soon to lose everything now. Within a few days...Canterlot will be dead.
 * Lord Shen:...No!...NO! CELESTIA, DON'T LET QUI GET TO YOU! PLEASE! I'VE ALREADY HAD A TRAGIC TIME NEARLY LOSING YOU DURING THE GALA, PLEASE DON'T LET THIS WHOLE THING REPEAT ITSELF! I LOVE YOU!
 * Gilda: "DAMN IT CELESTIA!? PULL, YOURSELF, TOGATHER!? A real princess doesn't bow to flip-flops like Qui! You didn't do it for Nightmare Moon, Discord, Chrysalis, Sombra, and Tirek, your not gonna start now!?"
 * Celestia: "Gilda, I am just not sure my subjects would still-"
 * Spongebob: "Oh come on, Celestia, I am, sure they're gonna be alittle shocked, but as long as a bad influence doesn't malmitulate them, they're never gonna turn against you."
 * Icky: "Yeah, there's NO ONE that would ever want you out of office......."
 * Everyone was silent.
 * Sandy: "Uh oh! I just remembered something! The only ones that could become a bad influence to anyone against ANYTHING, and the ones that hate Celestia no matter what she does is-"
 * Pred Judu Des: "GOOD PONIES OF EQUESTIA, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE?!"
 * Ponies shout in anger!
 * Pred Judu Des: "Letting those disgusting, mythic beasts into our lands was one thing, BUT A DANGERIOUS CONSPIRACTY BORNED ON A LUCKY GUESS!? I appresiated it was at least against a filthy centaur, but a conspricaty is a conspiracty!? And she almost endangered our nation and almost allowed that monster to win!? She even lied to Twilight Sparkle!? Some, freaking mentor she is!?"
 * Ponies shout in angery agreement!
 * Shineflare: "That is why, this cannot be tolerated?! Making us befriend ugly, sinful mythic beasts are one thing, and allowing that abomination Discord to remain unpunished is another, but endangering oour dear nation, to stop a darkspawn demon, based on an albeit lucky hunch that the box brought us our new defence against threats!? Even ignoring the outside chance that the box could've hold a useless gift instead!? I SAY NAY TO THAT!? It's time the era of the sisters ends!? The new age of Queen Shineflare, ARISE-"
 * ???: "YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO CLAIM THE POSITION, REMEMBER?!"
 * Twilight came in.
 * Twilight: "Cause of a conspiracty against ME and Celestia just so you can plunge out the Mythic Beast community, your not exactly any better, you hypocrite!?"
 * Shineflare: "Oh, blast it! Let me guess, loyalist? You came to stop us?"
 * Twilight: "No. I was merely correcting you and belittling you."
 * Shineflare: "....... But, your not here to stop us?"
 * Twilight: "No.... In fact, I'm here to join you, lead the rebelion to an Equestia WITHOUT Celestia!"
 * Shineflare: ".... That's, odd, coming from you. I thought you were so, suck inside that, friendshup thing with her that-"
 * Twilight: "I was?! But not anymore. If one thing was a lie. Then, what else was a lie? My kingdom was born, from a lie. My desteny, born from a lie. Celestia, lied to me. I thought I was going to do great things, but instead, I am fooling around with an endless game of "Threat of the Month" with her?! My princesshood may even be born from, some kind of, sick promotion for being, DEVOTED to this nonsense!? It's, it's no wonder why the Uuniverseals don't take our pilosofy seriously?! They know it's nothing, but a joke?!"
 * Shineflare: ".... Well, I never expect you to open your eyes sparkle. Welcome, to reality."
 * Twilight: "Now listen, ponies of Equestia! I have come to bring an end to the foolish, idiotic, stupid, and ignorent reign of that lying princess of the sun, and her assusiates!? Celestia was the reason WHY we have to rotinely deal with threats!? So many ponies, harmed, hurt, even lost, because of Celestia's, TYRANTY?!"
 * Shouts are heard!
 * Twilight: "She lied to us?! Endangered us!? Fooled us!? We are gonna go and bring her down for this?! Celestia and the Alicorn gods NO LONGER DESERVE A PLACE AMONG US?! NOT EVEN NIGHTUS AND HEAVENSLIGHT!? DOWN WITH THEIR TYRANTY!?"
 * The Mob starts to shout "Down with their Tyranty"?!
 * Shineflare: "All hail, future queen of Equestia, Queen Twilight Sparkle!? The Alicorn for the ponies, BY the ponies!?"
 * Mob shouts Twilight's name in a chant!

Later... Crystal Empire Monastery A Canterlot being redocerated by re-colored Guards. Equestian Monistairy. Later... Canterlot Castle. Hallway. Later...
 * Twilight: "LET THE RIASE OF THE KINGDOM OF TWILGHT, BE THE END OF THE REIGN OF CELESTIA?!"
 * Mr. Whiskers: (Everything is seen through a magic portal)...This could be bad.
 * Baloo: Okay, Twilight isn't thinking clearly! We have to get her friends, they need to know about this.
 * Merlin: I'm already on it. (Teleports the group to their location, and some of them are crying, especially Fluttershy)
 * Rarity: What the--?!? What happened?
 * Lord Shen: Girls, I'm sure you've already heard about what Qui had leaked to the UUniverses.
 * Rainbow Dash: You bet we did! But we're all smart enough to know that Qui is doing it for the sake of ruining the Princess. AS THE ELEMENT OF LOYALTY, I SHALL NOT STAND FOR IT!!! We're all in this together, right?
 * Applejack: Yeah.
 * Rarity: Absolutely!
 * Pinkie: You bet!
 * Fluttershy: (Continues crying)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on, Fluttershy! Just because Discord MEANT to hurt your feelings doesn't mean that he doesn't care about you. By the way, where is he?
 * Fluttershy: *Sniff* He wasn't at the cottage when I heard the news. BUT PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A LIE! (Cries)
 * Applejack: (Comforts Fluttershy) There, there, sugar-cube. Remember that he still cares about you.
 * Fluttershy: Does he? I don't even know what to believe anymore. *Sniff* I trusted him. I would've appreciated if he had told me about the plan before hand, but to let me think he betrayed me...OH, GOD! (Cries)
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, hey, hey, Fluttershy! Don't let Celestia's controversial secret allow Qui to psychologically kill you. Face it like a stallion! (Fluttershy looks at her with teary eyes)...Okay, look. Crying like that and blaming Discord for all this uproar isn't going to make things easier, okay? That's what Qui WANTS you to think. That's how Qui wants you to look like you really ARE a silly gullible fool. So answer me, ARE you a silly gullible fool? Because I can't see it in your heart.
 * Fluttershy:...*Sniff*...I...(Sobs softly)
 * Rainbow Dash: Just answer the question, Fluttershy! Are you a silly gullible fool?
 * Fluttershy:...No.
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you silly?
 * Fluttershy: No.
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you gullible?
 * Fluttershy: NO!
 * Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU A FOOL?!?
 * Fluttershy: NO!
 * Rainbow Dash: BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANY SILLY GULLIBLE FOOLS IN OUR FRIEND CIRCLE!!!
 * Fluttershy: NO! NO! I'M NOT A SILLY GULLIBLE FOOL!! I'M NOT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: So are you possibly going to let Qui make you LOOK like a silly gullible fool?
 * Fluttershy: NOO!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Great. So are you all better?
 * Fluttershy:...I guess so.
 * Rainbow Dash: Now wipe off those crocodile tears, and nut up. We need to make sure this doesn't get worse.
 * Icky: Well, actually, it might have already gotten worse. Twilight has become part of a rebellion to get Celestia and Luna off the throne.
 * The Mane 5: WHAT?!? (They look through the portal to see Twilight with them)
 * Applejack: SWEET APPLE DUMPLINGS!!! IS SHE OUT OF HER MIND?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Twilight wouldn't do such a dumb idea like that! She's loyal to the Princess no matter what.
 * Sparx: Speak for yourself, color wheel! She said, and thy quote, 'Celestia is an evil worse than Tirek'.
 * Applejack:...You're kidding, right?
 * Merlin: (Makes the magic portal show her saying those words)
 * Rarity:...THAT IS JUST UNBELIEVABLE!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Starts softly crying)
 * Rainbow Dash: DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT NOW, FLUTTERSHY! REMEMBER NOT TO BE A SILLY GULLIBLE FOOL!!
 * Fluttershy: Right, sorry. (Takes deep breath)
 * Pinkie: Wow, and I thought she was at her craziest point in Lesson Zero.
 * Applejack: Yeah, I knew she was stressful, but that's pushing it. We need to help her.
 * Rarity: There's no point of just asking her to stop, though. She'll just ignore us like a lunatic.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I'm not sure that the rest of the UUniverses will be the forgiving type either.
 * Merlin: I sure hope the High Council will forgive Celestia.
 * Soothsayer: "Actselly.... Qui may've forgoten to mention this, but..... The High Council was in on it."
 * Everyone: "WHAT!?"
 * Celestia: "Well, I convicned the High Council to let me go through with this, and they agreed. Tirek is a darkspawn, and darkspawn are their business."
 * Icky: "Well. At least we don't have to worry about THEM being pissed at you."
 * Patrick: "Well, as long as Qui doesn't expose them too, we can just get the High Council to-"
 * TV: "THIS IS V.A.N. AGAIN WITH ANOTHER ANNOUSMENT!?"
 * Qui's voice: "There's a few things I forgot to mention.... Firstly, Celestia has pet demon vultures in Tartarus, that she wanted Twilight to be her weapon to eradcate all things evil cause of her own dumb-luck with it, and, get this, THE HIGH COUNCIL'S IN ON THE SHIT!? Yeah!? Why do you think they allowed this to go through without complaints? Qui out."
 * TV: "This has been another V.A.N. update."
 * Patrick: "..... You don't think that's gonna make things worse, do you?"
 * Icky: "Oh, we already got Pred, his adouted psyco mares, and the Unicorn council mad at us! What's Next? Tri-corn? The Whole Galactic Federation!?"
 * Tigress: "Ok, Tri-corn and the Grand Council Woman know better then to listen to what a maniac like Qui saids. There's no way they-"
 * Tulio: DON'T SAY IT!!! (Suddenly, the TV goes over to the UUniversal news)
 * Scorch Scorchington: Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, as you might've guessed already, the Villain Action News on the Villain channel has leaked out sensitive information that reveals that the High Council has become involved in a conspiracy where they allowed Equestria to briefly be in the hands of the Darkspawn lord Tirek as a means of stopping him. Mass hysteria has been erupting throughout the entire UUniverses. People are demanding that the High Council be punished. We now go to 2 people who agree to these claims, Grand Councilwoman Vainiana and Senator Tricorn, live at the Dragon Realms.
 * Senator Tricorn: (She and the Grand Councilwoman are seen looking straight at the camera angrily)...WE ARE PISSED!
 * Cynder: (Face palms herself) Oh, God!
 * Senator Tricorn: We would at least like to be grateful for Qui for giving us this important information, but while I still don't trust her after what s*** she pulled, I feel it is a grand duty for us to find all High Council members, and PUNISH them for their terrible conspiracy.
 * Grand Councilwoman: While I know that Qui is trying another crazy scheme, I feel it is a personal mission to capture her, but it is a vital mission to capture the High Council for questioning, and NOT for cruel and unusual punishment.
 * Senator Tricorn: But--
 * Grand Councilwoman: NO BUTS, TRICORN! I HAVE MORE POWER THAN YOU, SO YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!
 * Senator Tricorn: THAT'S JUST BU--(A "Please Stand By" Card is seen for 5 seconds and then they are seen again with Tricorn being held at gunpoint by GFed Raptor-like soldiers) Yes, you're right. No immediate punishment until a proper trial is given.
 * Grand Councilwoman: That's more like it. Now, as I was saying, I have already sent my forces to capture the High Council members. We have already captured most of them at their fortress, and we are looking for the others in the Shell Lodge Squad.
 * Pinkie: How did she do that so fast?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Once we get the rest of the High Council, we shall lock them up for future questioning about the Tirek situation. We shall decide their fate eventually. RIGHT? (The Raptor-like soldiers cock their plasma cannons)
 * Tricorn:...Uh...right! (Chuckles)
 * Sparx: Pfft, serves her right!
 * Spyro: Sparx!
 * Grand Councilwoman: That will be all. Good day.
 * Scorch Scorchington: Very well, Vainiana. Now, in other news-- (The TV is turned off)
 * Celestia:...(Sighs) Well, guys. It's over. Qui has finally won. (Sobs softly)
 * Lord Shen: WAIT, DO YOU DARE GIVE UP LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN A TRUE HERO, CELESTIA?!?
 * Luna: Let her go, Shen! She needs some time to herself. In fact, since we're part of the High Council, the GFeds will be after us as well.
 * Lord Shen: But...but--
 * Luna: Don't worry, Shen. We'll be fine.
 * Lord Shen: NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! I WILL NOT LET CELESTIA SUFFER THE SAME DEPRESSION THAT NEARLY GOT HER KILLED! WE'RE GONNA PROTECT YOU FROM THOSE GFED SOLDIERS NO MATTER WHAT!!! Shifu, your part of the High Council, can't you REASON with those two idiots?!
 * Shifu: We High Council members have to turn ourselves in, Shen. We have no other choice. Fighting will only make us renegades. And you know better then to worsen things by resisting! You know how dangerious it is to try and defend someone against a serious issue like a conspirity!
 * Lord Shen:...(Slowly sobs) No! I love her! I don't wanna lose her.
 * Luna: You won't, Shen. I promise you.
 * Lord Shen:...You sure?
 * Luna: I'm making a royal promise here, Shen! She'll be okay. I won't let ANYTHING happen to her.
 * Lord Shen:...Well, okay.
 * Merlin: I hope you guys can help save the day without my magic.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, we still have Trixie, don't we?"
 * Merlin: "Yes, but she's still a novice..... However, Trixie, I need you to keep the lougers safe for me while Shifu, Soothsayer, and Myself turn ourselves in to prove no resistence. Can you royal promise me no harm can come?"
 * Trixie: "But, but, master, (tears are shed), I'm hopeless without you! I couldn't even beat an Ursa Minor!? I already got Sparkle mad at me two times with that ambulet and Latifier, how can I-"
 * Merlin: "You just need to believe in yourselve. And you can congure any obsicle."
 * Trixie: "Uh..... I...... I, promise, Merlin...."
 * Trixie hugs Merlin hard!
 * Monkey: "..... Wow.... Way out of character, Trixie...."
 * Crane: "But sincere none of the less."
 * Trixie: (Sobs softly) Well, good luck out there.
 * SpongeBob: (They look out the door and see that the GFeds are sending Merlin, Shifu, Soothsayer, Celestia, and Luna away as they are escorted into a GFed dropship, and they blast off)...Well, this is gonna be a screwy mission.
 * Cynder: I just can't believe this! Qui had given her solemn oath to NEVER mess with this place again after that mutated Plunder Weed mess! AND NOW SHE NOT ONLY BREAKS IT, BUT SHE GOES TOO FAR!!! JESUS F****** CHRIST!!!
 * Patrick: "Wait, I thought we didn't bother with that because we know she wasn't gonna keep it anyway."
 * Cynder: "Oh yeah, I remember that now..... BUT STILL!?"
 * Sparx: Geez, Cynder, stop swearing, we'll get through with that. The Grand Councilwoman said that she'll be taking care of Qui soon enough.
 * Cynder: That's not gonna be enough, Sparx! Qui is a leading figure of a long-defeated Alternate UUniversal dystopia, so do you expect me to believe that a force like the Galactic Federation, as strong as they are, WILL EASILY CAPTURE HER?!?
 * Sparx:...No.
 * Cynder: Well, I'm sick of it! I warned her that there would be consequences! I will see to it that--
 * Lord Shen: CYNDER, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! We don't have time for you whining about Qui for being so evil. She can't help it, that's how she rolls. When you're evil, you break whatever promise you want. We'll make sure she gets punished, but it can't be to send her to the Dark Realm. You know how much Spyro hated that choice.
 * Sparx: Yeah, considering how much he loves you!
 * Icky: Sparx, we've told you how sensitive he is about that.
 * Sparx: Okay, sorry!
 * Cynder:...Yeah, maybe I am being too over-reactive.
 * SpongeBob: Well, we need to come up with a plan to fix this, and fast. And we need to do it the best we can now that we lost part of our most powerful members.
 * Squidward: "Well, at least with the Princesses removed, this rebelion will be anti-climaticly short, and no needless bloodshed. By contest, Twilight's automaticly ruler by default."
 * Rainbow Dash: Why don't we start with finding a way to make Twilight see the light that is blocked out by the clouds of her stress?
 * Viper: Well, that's gonna be something difficult. Twilight's not gonna be willing to listen to us. Even when the rebellion has probably got their job done thanks to the Galactic Federation, Twilight's gonna be willing to take the throne.
 * Applejack: I thought she wasn't ready for that kind of stuff.
 * Gilda: Well, what about Cadance and Shining Armor?
 * Trixie: I don't think they'll be useful, but we know that because Candence and possability Shining, their Monastery will inevitably be shut down.
 * Kaa: Oh, dear! And I thought for once that Hypnorattle would be on the right path to get there. (Sighs)
 * Spyro: Well, I guess the only other option left for us is to see if Discord can help us.
 * Fluttershy: I don't know, he's probably hiding after the news broke out. He could be anywhere by this point.
 * Lord Shen: And we have no easy way to locate him.
 * Icky: Well, it's not like he's gonna show up here spontaneously, and cue exactly that! (Discord appears) HAH! What do you know, Karma can work to our advantage these days. It's not like a bunch of money will be falling out of the sky right now!...OKAY, NOW YOU'RE TEASING ME!
 * Discord:...Okay, I'll ignore the awkward stuff, and cut to the chase. Have you seen the Princesses?
 * Lord Shen: The Galactic Federation just took them, Shifu, and Merlin away.
 * Discord: AW, POOPIE! That conspiracy's leaking is starting to take it's effect. My parents are starting to get major hysteria from not just the other Draconequui, but also other ponies as well.
 * Skipper: What about Black Kat?
 * Discord: She's off-world on a visit to Destiny Islands to visit her family. She'll be back in a second. (1 second later, Kat appears) Oh, right on cue.
 * Black Kat: GUYS, IT'S TERRIBLE! I--...You guys already know, do you?
 * Everyone: Yep.
 * Black Kat: Well, where are the Princesses?
 * Skipper: Captured with the other High Council members.
 * Black Kat: Where's Twilight?
 * Skipper: Against us.
 * Black Kat: Cadance and Shining Armor?
 * Skipper: Probably not of use to us.
 * Discord: NOT OF USE TO YOU?!? Come on, they're sure to still be out there at the Crystal Empire. (They are all teleported by him to the Crystal Empire)
 * Discord: (They are all teleported to the Castle Throne Room, and find that Cadance and Shining Armor are not there)...That's weird, they're usually here.
 * Skipper: They're at the Monastery!
 * Discord: WHA-WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT BEFORE?!?
 * Skipper: You didn't ask, now get us there! (He does that)
 * Trixie: (They are teleported there) Oh, crap!
 * The Reforming Monistairy is damaged.
 * Icky: "Oh great. Countless amount of cash down the freaking drain!"
 * ???: "Who's there?!"
 * The reformed villains peeked out!
 * Zuhron: "Oh thank goodness! It's the lougers..... But, isn't there normall, a Wizard, a Red Panda, and that goat with you?"
 * Icky: "They and along with Luna and Celestia have been arrested by the Gfeds."
 * Black Tie: "Well! I never thought aliens of all creatures would fall for a media troll's trick!?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "It's not that entirely! It's because they are about rules! And Celestia was in violation to that!"
 * Ann-Tena: "Why can't Nightus and Heavenslight stop this?"
 * Stomper: "Oh those bloody aliens probuly caught them by now! So they're no help!"
 * Iago: "What happened to the joint?"
 * Kevin: "That crazy rebelion happened!"
 * Fang: "The revolters attacked us!? We avoided causalties thanks to MY leadership."
 * Othello: "And Dr. Wazabi's sheild generator."
 * Fang: "I WAS GETTING TO THAT, OTHELLO?!"
 * Trixie: "Where's Princess Candence and Shining Armor?"
 * Stomper: "Three crazy punk mares kidnapped them under "Queen Sparkle's" orders. They're heading for Canterlot!"
 * Candence and Shining are made to wear anti-magic collars!
 * Shineflare: "Your majusty, the sisters have brought the ponies you have requested."
 * Twilight: "Grand Adviser, I wish to speak with them, privately."
 * Shineflare and the other council ponies left.
 * Shining Armor: "Twily, what the heck's going on? Where's Celestia? What did Shineflare do THIS time?! What did she do to you!?"
 * Twilight: She didn't do anything, Shining Armor. I was told enough of the conspiracy you and Cadance have kept about Tirek!
 * Cadance: (Sighs) You can't be serious! You're seriously falling for Qui's tricks?
 * Twilight: Hey, I'm glad I know about this lousy conspiracy. You two are not worth trusting to me anymore since you knew about it all along.
 * Shining Armor: I'm your brother, Twilight! Think of what we had done for you.
 * Twilight: What? Lied to me? Tricked me? Make me trust that traitor that I was foolish enough to be a protégé to?
 * Cadance:...You did NOT just say that.
 * Twilight: I'm sorry, Cadance, but I'm the ruler of Equestria now. I don't want anypony I can't trust talk me out of doing what I should've done a long time ago.
 * Cadance: Twilight, you're not thinking clearly! In fact, I don't think it's your stress that's causing you to do this. I think something else is trying to get to you.
 * Twilight: Nonsense! I am perfectly fine, and not as blind as I was before.
 * Shining Armor: I can't believe your saying these things, Twilight!
 * Twilight: "Some Big brother you are! I can partically respect Candence's loyalty cause of her niecehood to Celestia, but you?! I always did figured you weren't much of a intellectiual equal."
 * Candance: "Twilight, please! Celestia did what was good for us! Tirek would've-"
 * Twilight: "NO ONE, is ignorent that Tirek was a hundred times worse! But Celestia should've picked more approbeate methods to stop him of conventional wasn't the answer! My title, was earn, through a lie! I lost my old home, THROUGH A LIE?! Everything I known, was a lie?!"
 * Shining Armor: "Twilight, I didn't reponded too well when I first heard of it! I thought it was, kinda stupid! But, no one DIED from the thing, and everything was ok in the end."
 * Twilight: "..... You two are BANISHED from Equestia, to that island formerly the Equestian Reforming Monistairy, which I dub as "Banishment Island!"?! YOU TWO ARE FORBIDDEN TO EVER LEAVE!? PRED!?"
 * Pred in Captain's armor with the sisters in guard armor.
 * Twilight: "I am done with these foals?! Take them back to the island and put THESE collars on them! (Reveils speical collars) They're designed to keep ANYONE from leaving the island! Neither they or those former monistairy residents are to leave!?"
 * Before Shining or Candence can say anything, Sharp-Pay and Axe-Rella taped their mouths, and took them away!
 * Pred: "The deed shall be done, your highness."
 * Pred left.
 * Twilight's face turned to sadness, as she started to quietly cry.
 * Icky: "Ok, this is a dishastor, a huge, huge, HUGE dishastor!? Qui has finally caught us in a corner with our pants down! We're done for! The age of the New Villains Act is apawn us! The Days of the Lougers are numbered! We're french toast!?"
 * Iago: "French Toast?"
 * Sam: "No thanks, I already had corn this morning."
 * A rimshot was heard.
 * Zuhron: "LOOK! IN THE HORIZON!? THE CRAZY PONIES ARE BRING SHINING AND CANDENCE BACK!! (They are seen with Cadance, Shining Armor, and Pred and his daughters)
 * Discord: Uh-oh! It's Pred! (He and Black Kat disappear)
 * Pred: Oh, the Shell Lodgers, and Twilight's friends! Big surprise you would be here. We've come because Queen Twilight has banished these two here to their own Monastery, which we have decided to remake into a prison. And if you're thinking of trying to stop us, don't even THINK about it. We're not afraid to report you to the Galactic Feds for treason!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, and with what phones? You don't even have the fingers to use them!
 * ???: Yoo-hoo! (Chain is seen at a phone booth)
 * Trixie:...Really, Cadance? You put a phone booth in the middle of an island?
 * Cadance: Hey, somepony has to have contact with their families somehow. It's not MY fault they're using it against us.
 * Applejack: Besides, why would Twilight banish her own brother and sister-in-law? Even with stress, she would NEVER do something like that.
 * Pred: You calling me a liar, bitch? That's what she said!
 * Applejack: HOW DARE YOU USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE AT ME?!?
 * Fluttershy: Pred, why are you helping Twilight with her wrong assumptions?
 * Pred: Wrong? WRONG?!? You call Celestia keeping a conspiracy from her own people WRONG?!?
 * Fluttershy: PRED! I'm not afraid to denounce my friendship with you!
 * Pred: It's not ABOUT friendship, it's about justice! If you won't let me do this, then fine! CHAIN!
 * Chain: (Woody Woodpecker laughs as she dials the number)
 * Lord Shen: WAIT! We'll do it!
 * Pred: That's more like it. Now GET OFF OF THIS ISLAND!
 * Fluttershy:(The Lodgers see the island of the Monastery being under construction by Pred's army)...(Cries again)
 * Applejack: There's nothing you could've done, sugar-pie. Pred is just too blinded by treachery to see what's important.
 * Fluttershy: Well, if that's how he feels, then I'm DONE with him! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!!! (Echoes as bird fly out of the trees)
 * Iago: Okay, here's one question! Twilight joins a rebellion, AND banishes her own brother and foalsitter? Jesus, she's turning into a monster.
 * Tigress: Yeah, that's not something that can be caused by stress.
 * Spyro: I agree, something has happened to her. But question is: what is it?
 * Black Kat realises something.
 * Black Kat: "Oh no.... I was afraid of this. Remember her Equinox Magic?"
 * Icky: "Yeah?"
 * Black Kat: "Well, it has this, quirk that, if you get depress, upset, or feel betrayed by a bad enough thing, the balencing magic gets, unbalenced. In this case, the eqinox darkness starts to take over, because Twilight's own stress broke the balence! Twilight ended up corrupting herself!"
 * Discord: "Well you know, THAT'S ONE HELL OF A QUIRK?!"
 * Black Kat: "Hey, it RARELY happens and it only happens to newbie Eqinox users! They don't have what masters have to keep light and dark balenced."
 * Tigress: "So, Twilight's an incompleted Equinox magic user?"
 * Black Kat: "Yes. The student MUST be bless by a suprime master with the power of Balenceo, the Balence Magic compoent that lives and thrives within Equinox magic, and keeps it balence. One of their many secrets. My magic was blessed by a local Equinox statue in Ham-Dam. And even if otherwise, I never get depressed."
 * Po: "But you do get angry. Remember when Shen helped getting Discord kicked out?"
 * Black Kat: "Hey, a girl still has emotions. I ain't perfect!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, the best Equinox Masters we know, are you and Victor Von Creepypants. How many members are needed for this, ritual?"
 * Black Kat: "Two normal masters, and the Equinox Shrine. Trouble is, the only shrine I knew is in the ruins of Ham-Dam. And I am not sure if Equestia had Eqinoxs here."
 * Icky: "Actselly, I had this crypozoologist friend once who said that in the heart of the badlands, lies an Equinox Temple run by Equinox using birds known and refered to as "The Avians of Balence". They like these, Hawkish, Vulture-like creatures!"
 * Po: "That's, kinda an extreme claim."
 * Icky: "Hey, I didn't say my friend wasn't insane sounding!"
 * Black Kat: "Hey, it's better then nothing! We're going to need this Victor guy's help."
 * ???: "So I have heard."
 * Everyone gasps panicly as they seen Victor enjoying tea on a flying regel circle table.
 * Victor: "I have seen the recent unfolding events. And felt it was a terrorable blow to the forces of light. Please know that your allies in fellow heroes, Oc AND Established, know better then to listen what a criminal like Qui says on a trashy villain's channel. As do I."
 * Black Kat: "So, you'll help us, great master?"
 * Victor: "I have too. A new villains' dystopia threatens my museum! Villains will become enbolden to misuse darkspawnic artifacts! Not to mention the dangers of enbolden villain teams!"
 * Icky: "So, your mainly doing this, is so your business doesn't get harmed?"
 * Victor: "Oh, don't persived my judgement on this. I cared for the universe's well being as well. Presevring of my museum is also a goal of mine as well, but know I share the goal of presevring the universe."
 * Cynder: "And we understand and accept your motivations."
 * Spyro: "When can we expect the aide of the other heroes?"
 * Victor: "Only ONCE both Tri-corn and the Grand Council Woman of the Galactic Federation remembers the true enemy of this mess! But I have advised a plan. You lougers must be willing to, put on a misleading show for everyone."
 * Iago: "..... It's gonna be bad, is it?"
 * Victor: "Yes..... You must GET Twilight Sparkle to delcair you renigades and get her dedicated to chase you to the ends of the earth, or proceed to agreat fight!"
 * Po: "And risk our reputations?!"
 * Victor: "If Celestia was unafraid of sacrivice repitation for the greater good against Tirek, why not do the same for her? Sometimes the greater good, requires a bit of a nasty hand. That, is the art of balence. You know this from Aladdin, Robin Hood, Sly Cooper of the cooper clan, and that alternate otter space pirate, and many such heroes do things normally thought only done by villains. Twilight's Eqinox unbalence, is a danger to Equestia! She'll find herself prosicuting the Mythic Beast community with Pred Judu Des and Shineflare around. Not to mention, she may even end-up becoming an ally of Qui, who will use her to further power this already fearful promise of an indestructable, inescapeable Villain's act! Is your reputations MORE impourent then stopping Twilight's downfall into darkness?"
 * SpongeBob:...Well, guys, I guess we have no choice at the matter. We're gonna have to do this thing.
 * Applejack: He's right, everyone. I guess the only thing we can do is to get Twilight to declare us renegades.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do realize that once we do, they'll possibly call the Galactic Feds, and they'll do all in their power to stop us.
 * Po: Screw them! We can do this no problem.
 * Victor: I shall accompany you as well. I may be a gentleman, but deep down, I'm one hell of a fighter.
 * Icky: "Ok, now we just need something that's INSTENT Renigade fuel."
 * Gilda: "I might, have a few ideas."
 * Twilight sat on the throwne.
 * Twilight: "And be sure EVERY Mythical Beast is sent to the consintraction camp I have instated! Exicute any that defy me!"
 * Shineflare: "It shall be done, my queen! Finally, Equestia has a TRUE leader!"
 * ???: "Cousin Twilight!?"
 * Midnight Fate, her friends, and Spike and Taiku are seen.
 * Taiku: "So the lougers are right! You have lost it badly!?"
 * Midnight: "Twily! Say it is not as said! Please tell me you have not turned your back on friendship, cause of the word of a criminal, true or not!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Seriously Twilight. NOT, cool."
 * Sincere: "Your being a meanie bo beanie!?"
 * Helping Hooves: "What your doing is a disgrace to what we stand for!"
 * Kindheart: "Indeed! Not to mention, distasteful!"
 * Spike: "Twilight...... Please stop this..... This is what Qui wants......"
 * Twilight: I'm pretty sure you guys have heard about Celestia's sin, and want to talk me out of what I must do! Well, I'm sorry! Nothing is going to change my mind.
 * Midnight: Twilight, honey, listen to yourself! You're acting like the monster you don't want to become. We're your friends. We care about you.
 * Twilight: My mind is made up, Midnight! I have to do what is best for the kingdom, and the UUniverses! And clearly, I don't see the same thing in you guys.
 * Midnight: But Twilight--
 * Twilight: SILENCE! GUARDS, take all of these guys except Spike to the dungeon!
 * Sincere: DUNGEON?!?
 * Twilight: For life!
 * Sincere: LIFE?!? (The guards take them away after shackling them)
 * Spike:...Twilight, why are you doing this?
 * Twilight: Spike, please! I'm the queen of this kingdom now. It's up to me to make sure Equestria is safe from future danger, and possibly from Qui. But because I made a promise that I would never abandon you, you shall remain my assistant. But I don't want to hear another word from you about it, or I won't hesitate to punish you. Understand?
 * Spike: But--
 * Twilight: SPIKE!
 * Spike: Okay, fine!
 * Twilight: Good. The guards will escort you to your new room.
 * Spike: (The guards escort him away)...Twilight, what have you become? (As he leaves, Twilight's eyes are seen getting diminutively whiter)
 * Guards are seen eschourting the group.
 * Suddenly, a smoke bomb appeared!
 * Guard: "WHAT THE?!"
 * ???: "ATTACK!?"
 * The Lougers appeared and defeated all the prison escourt guards!
 * Taiku: "Ok, phase one of this strange plan complete, guys, now what?"
 * Po: "Honestly, we didn't asked Victor after he told us his first part of the plan."
 * Midnight: "Then let us improvise, (sees more incoming gaurds) AND RUN!?"
 * Taiku: "I got this!?"
 * Taiku used his magic to teleport everyone out just in time!
 * Guard #1: Darn, darn, darn, DARNY DARN!!! Twilight's not gonna like this.
 * Guard #2: (2 of the 3 guards are seen in the doorstep to the throne room, and a blast is heard as the third guard hits a wall) WHOA!
 * Guard #3: SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT!! (Twilight appears with the same white-pupil eyes)
 * Guard #2: Uh, Queen Twilight, I know the prisoners got away, but--
 * Twilight: I shouldn't have seen this coming. I should've known the Shell Lodgers were against me. Well, if that's how they want to play it, then so be it! I WANT THEM ARRESTED! I WANT THE GALACTIC FEDERATION TO HAVE CHARGED WITH TREASON!!!
 * Guard #1: Wow, your highness, your stress is really starting to get cranky.
 * Twilight: DON'T JUST STAND THERE! CALL THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!!!
 * Guard #1: (All 3 guards scramble) YES, YOUR HIGHNESS!!! (They fly off)
 * Twilight: (Shrugs) All my friends, my loved ones, they're all AGAINST me! I'm running out of people to trust. AARRGGHH!!!...(Takes deep breath) No matter. I don't need them. I hope I never see them again. (Leaves as Spike is shocked to have heard her words)

Chapter 3: Things Fall To Their Knees
GFed Prison Later. Twilight's throwne room. Meanwhile... Dig Digger's Mine Entrance Underground Caverns of Island Prison room.
 * Shifu sighs.
 * Merlin: "Well, what a insane policial mess Qui conjured up. All because she can't handle a few opinions about her hopeless endevors."
 * Soothsayer: "And everyone's letting her get away with it. There'll be a new Villain's Act in this rate."
 * Luna: "I thought everyone knew better then to take villains seriously on things like this."
 * Celestia: "Let's face it.... There's little for the louger's to do for this. This is one crime darkness will get away with. We have no hope in preveiling."
 * Shifu: "..... No...... This is NOT, a time of surrender!? I have sensed that the lougers have desided the greater good's too impourent to obey rules and law. It's time we do the same."
 * Luna: "But if we do that, it would dishonor the name of High Council."
 * Shifu: "Po once taught me that one time when Junjie attempted to use tradition against me, by tricking Po to watch the Master's Spar, gotten him blime, and savitoshed my creditability, so he can rule the Jade Palace in his deluded self-rightious way! Doing the right thing, trumps any form of regulation. Giving up is exactly what Qui wants! Qui dares compair us to the less powerful heroes of the Alternate Universe and assumes, we give up when things are blick! Well.... Let's re-educate her that it is NOT, how we do things here."
 * Celestia: "But how? Security is igmaginely unescapeable."
 * Shifu: "We're expecting a visit from The Grand Council Woman soon.... We, may be forced to, take drastic actions."
 * Merlin: "Ohh, already I am not comfertable with the situation."
 * The Grand Council Woman and a few aides are seen by the Cell.
 * Aide: "Attention, High Councilers. A trail has been readied for you in 10:00 space western time... High Councilers?"
 * Aide 2: "I don't like this! I don't like this!"
 * A Warden: "I'll check on them."
 * The Warden opens the cell, and sees that the anti-magic collars are removed.
 * Warden: "What the-"
 * The Warden is zapped into unconjustus!?
 * Shifu rushed and smacked the aides away!
 * Vainiana: "What is the meaning of-"
 * Shifu slams Vainiana to the ground!
 * Vainiana fainted.
 * Shifu: "Now!? We must escape!"
 * The group escape!
 * Soothsayer was seen riding on Celestia!
 * Merlin: "If we can recover my wand, I can get us out of here?!"
 * Guards start rushing in the prison!
 * Shifu: "Your one may be taken to the Warden's main office! Merlin, we'll buy you time to get to the main office!"
 * Luna and Shifu proceed to battle against the guards, as Celestia found a place to stay clear, as Merlin reaches the main warden's office.
 * The Head Warden holds a huge blaster to Merlin's face!
 * Head Warden: "Hold it, beardo! One false move, and your-"
 * Merlin: "LOOK OUT?! GALAXHAR?!"
 * Head Warden: "WHERE?! OH MY GOSH!?"
 * Merlin quickly grabs his wand and turns the Head Warden into a harmless lizard.
 * Head Warden: ".... I am not paid enough for this."
 * Merlin got out, and teleported the rest before the guards overwhealm!
 * Gantu: "GROOOOGRAH!?"
 * Vainiana who came through, stared in confusion.
 * Vainiana: "...... I.... Never expected this to happen......."
 * Gantu: "I'll issue troops to capture them immeditally!"
 * Vainiana: "No..... Something tells me whatever motivated them to escape, must've been for a cause... I'm starting to think that over-reacting to this, was exactly that fanactic Qui wanted."
 * Gantu: "Are you sure? Tri-Corn will never let you hear the end of-"
 * Vainiana: "Let that reptile scream up a storm! The Federation has more power over the universeal senate."
 * Gantu: "I, respect your orders, Grand Council Woman.... Should, the same imply for this report about the rest of the lougers doing the same?"
 * Vainiana: ".... Tell "Queen Twilight" that the matter is no longer Federation concern. It's her problem alone."
 * Gantu saluted.
 * Twilight: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FEDERATION REFUSED MY REQUEST!?"
 * Guard #1: (The same 3 guards are seen in her presence) With all do respect, your highness, she was getting the idea that the Lodgers were trying to do the right thing for once.
 * Twilight: THE RIGHT THING?!? WHAT OVERBEARING FOOLS!
 * Guard #3: They are sure to know after the High Council members escaped from prison.
 * Twilight: WHAT?!? CELESTIA IS LOOSE?!? (Shrugs as her eyes turn whiter) WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING OUT ON ME?!? WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THAT I AM DOING WHAT'S BEST FOR EQUESTRIA?!?
 * Guard #2: It's probably not best to keep the argument up with them, your highness.
 * Twilight:...Well, FINE! See if I care! I don't need those damn Feds for this. I'll do it on my own. I want guards all over the land to search for them. I want them arrested and brought to me at once. Is that clear?!?
 * All 3 Guards: Yes, sir! (They leave)
 * Twilight:...(Sighs) God, leadership is hard work. I need a nap! (She goes to her room)
 * Applejack: (They are seen hiding from the guards in the Everfree Forest)...So what'll we do now that we've been declared renegades?
 * Icky: "Well, we're gonna have to find a way to get to the Badlands while getting pass the bourder gate."
 * Applejack: Well, shoot, that's gonna be tough to get behind. (They see that a shield has been put up around Equestria as the border gate) Even Discord's magic can't get us through there.
 * Discord: Hey, it's not that hard. All we have to do is find the source of the shield, and destroy it. Then I'll be able to teleport us to the Badlands in no time.
 * Rainbow Dash: The source is Tricorn's space satellite!
 * Discord: What?!? (A satellite is seen powering the shield) CURSE YOU, YOU DRAGON BITCH OF A SENATOR!!!
 * Monkey: We need to find a way to blast that thing out of the sky.
 * Max: Why don't we just blast it down with our van?
 * Sam: I'd rather not try that, Max. The shield is designed to keep weapons from penetrating it outside AND inside. We'd have to be OUTSIDE of the shield to blast the thing down. And there's a high possibility that it won't be an easy task.
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "It'll take a genius even beyound MY abilites to get through THAT!?"
 * Taiku: "....... Didn't the monistairy have a reformed mad sciencetist and known hacker in it?"
 * Missing Link: "Yeah, but it's a prison now and Pred's guarding it!"
 * Taiku: "Then we're gonna bust up that jail house! We need that very guy!"
 * Tuilo: "Oh now, we're gonna worsen it by breaking up a jail? Cause of saving you guys, there's gonna be guards coming after us!?"
 * Taiku: "I know of this old mine that can lead to a shortcut to the island it is on.... It's called "Dig Digger's Mine."
 * Trixie: "But that mine is a death trap!"
 * Lightning Dust: "You you rather risking going out in the open to be easily over-wealm, or do we have to do things districtly?"
 * Gilda: "Yeah and that's the problem being a renigade. Safer methods of travel are too troublesome now. You have to take less visited areas to get anyway."
 * Trixie: "Oh, fine! But I'M leading the way!"
 * Taiku: "Only if I get to advise! I been there once during my old shcool days, I know some least dangerious routes."
 * Trixie: I hope so. I don't think I can handle Twilight being a self-corrupting tyrant! As much as I have a personal grudge against her, I'd hate to have her FORCE ME TO DO AS SHE SAYS!!
 * Taiku: Don't worry, my route is very safe. Let's go.
 * Discord: I know where the entrance to that mine is. I'll take us there. (Teleports them off)
 * Taiku: (They are teleported there, and they see the entrance to the mine being pitch black) Oh, boy! It's totally dark in there.
 * Discord: Well of course. The place was abandoned for so long, the lights just stopped working. But that's not a problem for moi! (Magically brings the light back into the mine)
 * Sparx: Pretty handy we have magic with or without Merlin in this situation.
 * Cynder: Okay, exactly how far is this mine's route to the Monastery Island?
 * Taiku: 2-in-a-half miles. Plus, don't bother teleporting us there, we have to be as discreet as we can be. Teleporting there will catch unwanted attention.
 * Banzai: THEN HOW IN THE FLYING F*** DO WE GO 2-IN-A-HALF MILES AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT OUR VAN OR MAGIC?!?
 * Shenzi: Stop your whining, Banzai, we'll think of something!
 * Fluttershy: Like what?
 * Shenzi: Don't rush me, hon, you didn't give us time to think.
 * Black Kat: Why think? (Magically makes a large mine train that's big enough to fit the entire group)
 * Discord: You read my mind!
 * Black Kat: Well, you tend to think things through before anyone else does, so I decided to take a shot in the dark. Now let's get going, Dr. Wazabi isn't gonna break himself out. (The group gets on, and Black Kat drives the carts) Hold on tight, I suspect it's gonna be a bumpy ride.
 * SpongeBob: What do you mean--(They start going through the tunnel) WHOA!!
 * Rainbow Dash: ALRIGHT, WHO PLACED ROCKETS ON THE DAMN CARTS?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE DISCREET!
 * Discord: I don't think you'll like the answer. (They suddenly go downward) WHOOOAAAHHH!!
 * Taiku: HOLY CRAP! I CAN SEE WHY THIS PLACE WAS ABANDONED!!! IT'S A F****** ROLLER COASTER!!!
 * Patrick: I LOVE ROLLER COASTERS!!!...EXCEPT FOR THE LOOP DE LOOPS, THEY MAKE ME NAUSEOUS!!!
 * Pinkie: WHEEEEEE!!!
 * Icky: WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT A MINE IN A CAVE LIKE THIS?!?
 * Discord: Well...I might've done things to it when I was still evil.
 * Viper: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Discord: Hey, you can't blame me for having a chaotic imagination!
 * Iago: JUST SHUT UP AND MAKE THE TUNNEL STRAIGHT AGAIN!!!
 * Discord: Okay, fine! (Does that)...There, you happy?
 * Skipper:...God, I haven't been this cranked up since I saw Timon and Pumbaa's Virtual Safari 5.1 on their Lion King 1 1/2 DVD.
 * Kowalski: Oh, yeah, that was hilarious! I still have the pictures of that time.
 * Discord: Well, at least we got to the place we need to go.
 * Taiku: I agree, this place is starting to look familiar.
 * Icky: "I'm curious though.... Why was this place abandoned?"
 * A growl was heard!
 * A Huge Pink Slime Monster is seen chasing the train!
 * Pinkie: "THAT'S WHY!?"
 * Applejack: "(Shudders), Pink Slimers. Nastiest beasts in Equestia."
 * Icky: "How nasty could one pink blob can be?" (Suddenly, more Pink Slimers are seen, drop down, and chase after them) OKAY, THIS IS JUST GETTING CRAZY!!!
 * Applejack: I agree, these things don't appear very often in Equestria. They're only found in underground aquifers, and were created by chemical and magical reactions in the underground water in the aquifers.
 * Sandy: So, they were formed from primordial ooze?
 * Applejack: Well, if that has somethin' to do with evolution, then yes. But they're basically just blobs of water filled with primordial chemicals. Let's at least try not to touch ANY of them. Who knows what will happen if we do.
 * Kowalski: You mean like a mutation?
 * Applejack: No, that ain't what books I read when I was little said about them. Usually, Twilight is the one who helps us understand stuff like this.
 * Pinkie: Yet, she's not here.
 * Applejack: Yes, so we might not know what happens if we touch them.
 * Black Kat: Well, we're not sticking around to find out. Hang tight! (She speeds up the carts as the Pink Slimers gurgle a war cry)
 * Rarity: (One of the Slimers barf purple liquid at them, and they miss) Eww! That's just nasty!
 * Black Kat: Well, we seem to be losing them--(Looks in front of her to see more Pink Slimers blocking their paths) AARRRGGGHH!!
 * Discord: (Snaps, and literally freezes them) Too bad you turds are literally made from water! (He suddenly freezes the pursuing Pink Slimers) HAH! That was easy. We won't have to worry about them for a while.
 * Taiku: I hope so, we're almost there. Right now, we're beneath the sea floor of the ocean.
 * Helping Hooves: How can you tell?
 * Taiku: Because the tunnel is wet. (The tunnel is dripping with water)
 * Icky: "Well let's vamoose before more of these pink for brains show up!"
 * Sandy: Geez, that tunnel was so wet, I'm starting to smell like fish.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, I resent that!
 * Banzai: You're not even a fish!
 * SpongeBob: I'm from the sea, though!
 * Banzai: Does that really matter?
 * SpongeBob: Uh, it so DOES matter.
 * Shenzi: Enough of the arguing, please!
 * Taiku: Well, at least we're here. (They see the Sistine Chapel-like walls down a tunnel which leads to the Monastery)
 * Sincere: You'd think they would've noticed that.
 * Helping Hooves: Yeah, baddies are so stupid.
 * Tigress: Yes, but not THAT stupid. It won't be long until they find this tunnel. We need to be cautious when we enter this tunnel.
 * Po: Or it could be a trap.
 * Trixie: Yeah, Cadance said there was a tunnel meant for a secret exit in case trouble erupts.
 * Gilda: Yet trouble erupted, and they forgot to use it. Yeah, maybe we SHOULDN'T get Wazabi after that.
 * Taiku: "Oh, ok, know anyone else capable to hack a goverment satelight?"
 * Silence.
 * Taiku: "No.... I didn't think so."
 * The Reformed Villains are in cells.
 * Pred Judu Des: "(Chackles). This is almost a bloody dream come true."
 * Sharp-Pay: Totally! We're finally winning for once.
 * Pred:...But...somehow, I feel a bit empty inside.
 * Cadance: (Inside a cell) Is it because you betrayed your friendship with Fluttershy, the only pony you cared about besides her grandfather?
 * Pred: NO!...Well, maybe. But don't expect me to make it up to her by freeing you and your husband. My orders come from Queen Twilight, and Queen Twilight only!
 * Shining Armor: Well, I don't know what Fluttershy's grandfather would say if he were still alive. He's be really ashamed of you.
 * Pred: JUST SHUT UP! I don't have time for this. I don't even need any friends. I have a job to do. Especially making sure that the Shell Lodgers don't come to your aid. I'm not afraid to have them arrested by the Galactic Federation.
 * Axe-Rella: Actually, father, I don't think that will be an option anymore. Queen Twilight called and said that the Galactic Federation is against us.
 * Pred: WHAT?!? HOW?!?
 * Axe-Rella: Apparently, the High Council escaped captivity, and are refusing to search for them because the Grand Councilwoman thinks that they'll find a way to make things work out.
 * Pred: WHAT PRICKS!!! I KNEW I shouldn't have put my trust on those...OTHER-WORLDLY MONSTERS!!! I knew deep down they would be trouble. Well, I guess it doesn't matter, we have all the security on this island that we can get. Nothing around here can get in or out. And with that Dragon Senator's planetary shield up, not even the High Council can get in. Plus, it'll make it easier for us to capture the Shell Lodgers.
 * Sharp-Pay: Indeed, father.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Oh please, I can hack into the thing and make it self-destruct in minutes. It's child's play really."
 * Pred: "Well luckly, you ain't got any computers, alien! So HA! HA HA, TWO TIMES HA?!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Increditably comident for someone who lost to them a few times before."
 * Pred: "Now I have the royal guard on my side!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "The same guard that failed to stop Qui from exposing Celestia, or before that, prevent her from being kidnap by a plant, or before that, didn't caught whiff of the Chrysalis deception, or before that-"
 * Pred: "OK, OK, I GET IT?! THEY'RE IDIOTS?!"
 * The Guards gasped!
 * A Newbie guard started to cry!
 * Guard captain: "You should be ashamed of yourself!"
 * Pred: "What's that suppose to bloody mean!?"
 * Guard Captain: "We refuse to guard this prison with you!"
 * All guards: "WE QUIT!?"
 * They left.
 * Pred: "Oh no! NO! NO!! I NEED YOU GUYS!? I FINALLY HAVE MY CHANCE TO BE SEEN AS A HERO, AND THOSE RENIGADE ALIENS ARE GONNA RUIN IT!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?!"
 * Chain: "Oh shucks, daddy, we don't need those whiners! You got us!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "...... Still wanna think your safe from defeat, "Captain Pred"?"
 * Pred: "Ok, we just, we just need to beef up security in absinence of the ENTIRE ungrateful staff of guards! We need to instail lazers, turrents, anything anti-intruder! Those aliens will NEVER get in!?"
 * ???: "Yeah, but except you forgot the part about a secret emergeny exit."
 * Pred: "Huh?"
 * something small, green and fast knocks Pred, Chain, Sharp-Pay, and Axe-Rella out!
 * Mantis: "FEEL THE BUG?!"
 * Hidden Shadow: "Oh no! I must warn the Queen! I can't allow-" (Mantis knocks her out as well)
 * Applejack: That was pretty unexpected for Pred to just disrespect his own guards. The UUniverses must be making this easier for us than we expected.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, they must still respect Celestia even when she held a conspiracy far too sensitive to be known.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Guys! You're here.
 * Gilda: Yes, but question: Did you actually know there was an escape tunnel here?
 * Stomper: Don't look at us, we thought it was still in construction.
 * Cadance: Well, I was actually gonna tell you that it was finished, but I was unable to when the rebellion attacked.
 * Taiku: So, do you feel bad for claiming Wazabi wouldn't be a good choice for us to get this shield down?
 * Gilda: Hey, you can't blame a griffin for not knowing.
 * Cadance: (The Lodgers free the prisoners) You want Wazabi to hack the satellite? Where are you going exactly?
 * Black Kat: We're not leaving Equestria. The High Council has to get here SOMEHOW. As for us, we need to go to the Equestrian Badlands so we can search for this Equinox Relic. You see, since Twilight's a rookie in Equinox Magic, she is vulnerable to having her depression and stress destabilize her good and bad side, and we need that Relic so we can regulate it, and bring her back to normal.
 * Shining Armor: Is THAT why she banished us?
 * Black Kat: Afraid so. It's a rare effect that Equinox Magic rookies experience when they let their depression/stress get the best of them. It's rare for Master Equinox users like me. We needed to disable that satellite so the High Council, as well as Celestia, can return and help us.
 * Lord Shen: I sure hope Celestia is feeling the need to fight by the time she gets here. I can't bare to see her get depressed and crazy like during the Gala.
 * Shining: "Even then, it would be too dangerious for them to come back for us. Celestia's return to us as a group would, complincate things. It's better if Twiliy believes as everyone at Celestia's return and your, renigading are two seperate problems."