A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan

Trouble in Yakyakistan is the 8th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A stressing defeluptment is happening in Yak Terratories in all of Equestia. They are being attacked and corrupted by a returning anichent evil from the Yaks' past. The Yakotaur, a Minotaur/Yak hybrid born from a union between two powerful warlords of Yak and Minotaur meant to be the ultamate warrior in a bid to control equestia. But the Yakotaur revolted against his parents and entrapped them into a dark magical dimention after being bonded with a powerful evil spirit. The Yakotaur then began to corrupt Yaks into becoming his mindless warrior army to congure all of Equestia in his own terms. However, Rutherford's ansisterial clan stood up to the Yakotaur and defeated it in viking sytile battle! The Leader of the Clan punched Yakotaur so hard, it sent him straight into Tartarus as another resident. While the left behind staff was left to be placed in an unmarked part of the Bone Dry Desert, where the great battle took place. Now it was uncovered by the extremely more intelligent and sofisicated and proper speaking brother of Rutherford, Prince Yakbrain, who is an intelligent but under-utilised trade dealer and once rightful heir to the yak throwne until he was replaced because he offered too many changes not comfertable to the yaks. Now he came to be secretly working with the freed but depowered Yakotaur in thanks to the Bug Animals causing the prison escape. Now, reunited with his staff as it entered it's true potaintional, Yakotaur went out of his way to control all yaks with the promise of letting Yakbrain take over Rutherford's yaks after he turns Yakbrain's said brother into a slave so he cannot be so easily defeated. However, what Yakbrain is doing is risking another Tirek sytile betrayal once he finally gets rid of Rutherford as a threat. Can the Ponies and the Lougers defeat the Yaks' returning threat and save Rutherford?

Confrontation With Ice Valkyrie

 * Starlight: UGH! All these crazy baddies! I hope I don't jinx it by saying how it could get any worse- (BOOM) AW COME ON!!! (A blue magical explosion was seen as guards Wilhelm screamed)
 * (Ice Valkyrie): PRINCESS TWILIGHT!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?
 * Fluttershy:... Meep!
 * Twilight:... Oh, no!
 * (Ice Valkyrie): Oh, yes! (She came out of a storm cloud-like electrified fog with angry eyes and a sparking cracked horn, and now with the a scar on her left eye)...
 * Twilight: ICE!! (Spike yelped and Fluttershy hid her head in an on-sale lampshade)
 * Ice Valkyrie: I WARNED YOU SOMEDAY THE WORLD WOULD TRY DESTROY YOU!!! NOW THE ORPHANAGE I GREW UP IN AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE EITHER MISSING OR DEAD!!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
 * Twilight: Okay, Ice, I know it looked bad that you sounded right, but this is a huge misunderstanding!
 * Ice Valkyrie: OH, WHO ARE YOU KIDDING, NOTHING IS MISUNDERSTOOD ABOUT THIS!!! I TOLD YOU IT WAS EASY FOR YOUR FLAWS TO BE YOUR DOWNFALL, AND YOU FAILED TO LISTEN!!! AND ONCE AGAIN, YOU ONLY WON BY DUMB LUCK!!! I ESCAPED PRISON TO SAVE MY FRIENDS AND ONLY GOT SCARRED AND STUCK IN A TORNADO TRYING!! I WOULD'VE PREVENTED EVERYTHING IF YOU HAD JUST LISTENED TO ME!!! NOW, YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE!! I'M TURNING YOU INTO ICE FOREVER FOR COSTING ME MY FRIENDS!!! (She fires a blast of energy that slowly turned Twilight to ice)
 * Twilight: NO!! PLEASE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: STOP IT!! (Ice Valkyrie blasted the same energy at her and the others when they tried to stop her)
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU MADE ME LOSE MY FRIENDS, NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE ME LOSE YOURS!! A FRIEND FOR A FRIEND, AS THEY SAY! THEN I'M GOING TO RALLY UP THESE PONIES AND CHANGES ARE GOING TO BE MADE FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY!!!
 * Twilight: WHY?!? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH PROTECTING US THAT YOU WOULD SIDE WITH A MONSTER LIKE EAGLE-BEAK?!?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You wanna know why I do this? THEN I'LL SHOW YOU!!! (She put them in a simulation where they all, while still being transformed into ice, see her as a filly in a snowy village)... I was raised in Vanhoover. My parents were powerful warriors who fought for Equestria for years. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Names like Ice Valkyrie are how I went undercover trying to find help for our home in a harsh world. My parents lived happily. (The two parents were seen)
 * Starlight: Wait... Isn't that Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance? The fabled war hero and royal protégé of Equestria?
 * Ice Valkyrie: Yes! I was their child before they were lost... During a MONSTER attack! (A giant magical monstrous crab creature came out with smaller versions as they sucked up magic from ponies in a similar fashion to Dementors)
 * Starlight:... Are those... Chizpurfles?
 * Twilight: Yeah!
 * Starlight: Creatures that feed off of magic?
 * Twilight: Yeeah!
 * Starlight: And one of the worst thaumavorous predators responsible for several deaths on ponies?
 * Twilight: (Winces) Yeeeeee!!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Exactly! And one of the worst of it's species, too. This was the queen. My parents tried to fight it off... But they never stood a chance. I was watching in excitement expecting a triumphant victory, but that was a fool's wish! (Young Ice watched horrified as the Queen Chizpurfle ate their magic as they screamed in distorted horror and were consumed)
 * Young Ice Valkyrie: NOOOO!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (The Queen noticed her as she screamed) EEK!!! (The Queen went for her as she tried to run until she slipped on ice and got stuck in debris, as the Queen began to prepare sucking out magic as she screamed in tear-driven fear until Royal Guards came in and fought it off as it's colony retreated)...
 * Fluttershy:... That's... Just awful!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh, it was! (The simulation ended) I came to realize that life is not going to favor the weak-minded and the naïve child! I swore I wouldn't allow anypony else to be harmed like that again! I honed my magic skills at the orphanage and I wasn't alone. I eventually got accepted to Magic University and met Eagle-Beak. For the first time in my life, my hopes of making Equestria more proactive was finally coming true.... THEN YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS RUINED IT!!! EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOUR BLINDNESS TO REALITY!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!!! I HOPE THIS DECISION MADE YOU A GOOD PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AS WELL AS A GOOD FRIEND!!!
 * Twilight:... Ice, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for what happened to you. But turning to someone like Eagle-Beak was not a good way to make that dream come true. He was a fanatic who didn't agree to our way of thinking. And trust me, there were times when I thought to myself if there could've been better solutions. I snapped at my own friends because we traveled hostile lands to find the queen of the hippogriffs, and it was all for nothing! Novo was just too stubborn and cowardly and she left me no choice but to take drastic measures. I tried to steal a magic pearl to save Equestria, but all it did was cause a riff in my friendship.
 * Ice Valkyrie: THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT WHEN I SCOURED THE WORLD LOOKING FOR HELP, BUT IT WAS A FOOL'S WISH!!! WHY SHOULD THEY HELP YOU?!? TEMPEST WAS IN THE RIGHT IDEA, BUT NOT THE RIGHT THINKING!! THERE ARE LANDS OUT THERE WHO JUST AREN'T LIKE YOU AND WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US!!! THEY HAVE TO SACRIFICE FAR MORE TO ACHIEVE FAR LESS, AND MANY OF THEM SEE YOU AS JUST THINGS THAT BELONG IN A TODDLER'S CARTOON WORLD, AND THAT POWER YOU HAVE YOU'D RATHER WASTE ON FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITIES INSTEAD OF BEING PROACTIVE!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH AND THEY STRUGGLE WITH SO LITTLE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE THE STORM KING!!! YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BLINDED BY YOUR ILLUSION OF SAFETY, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES!!! IF YOU ASK ME, BY NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL!!!
 * Trixie:... Yeesh, and I thought I was an insensitive idiot.
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU WILL BE SILENT!!!
 * Trixie: YIPE!! (Hops her iced-up body to hide behind Starlight)
 * Starlight:... Really?
 * Rarity: Now see here, Miss Valkyrie! There is no need to remind Twilight about the insecurities she still feels for making that mistake with Novo and us! A lot of us are still insecure about those events. Even with the coming new year, it was still fairly recent. How's about we discuss this civilly and-
 * Ice Valkyrie: NONE OF YOU, GET IT, DO YOU?! JUST YOU WAIT?! IF I DON'T GET YOU NOW, I'LL FIND SOMETHING YOUR FRIENDSHIP CAN'T SURVIVE FROM!! THIS, I SWEAR!!
 * Spike: Aw give us a break! If it helps, that spieces of Chepurfie went extinct after that event when Celestia ordered an evacuation and had ponies never returned until they starved out. And it was the only spieces that tends to kill the ponies of who's magic it sucks out. The other spieces don't do that. The worse that happens is basicly being like when Tirek does it.
 * Ice Valkyire: ".... It doesn't help that Celestia had to order the slow, painful death of an entire spieces, just to secure a land's safety! I've not liked what happened to my parents, but I knew that those creatures were only following their instincts! Did they really had to be destroyed like that?"
 * Applejack: "Well it wasn't like Celestia wanted to do that. She reknidsed that the critters meant no malevolent intentions. Just looking out for their own surviveal. But Celestia saw that ponies like you were suffering, and this breed clearly couldn't be negosiated with. So, she let their own biology stop them for good. She at least desided that it was better to let naterol selection handle itself then just go there and genisided them!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "And another thing..... If she had to end an entire strain of the creatures and the only of it's strain to be able to kill during the process of sucking magic.... Why didn't she done it sooner before too many lives, not just my parents, were lost?"
 * Starlight: "Well appearently, you don't understand politics! Before what happened to you, that particular breed was kinda endangered and was protected by an endangered spieces law!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "AND WHY, DO YOU THINK, THAT PARTICULAR BREED WAS ENDANGERED TO BEGIN WITH?!"

Chapter 1: A Secret in The Cold
Prior to the events of Party Pooped. Yakbrain's hut. Yakbrain's outpost. Halfway into the episode. Dodge Junction. After events of Party Pooped After Events Of Not Asking for Trouble A lonely dark cave.
 * The Yak Village was seen.
 * Prince Rutherford, and another yak that looks like him, but smarter, more sofisicated looking for a yak, digifived, pose, and intelligent both arrived before a group of older yaks.
 * Head Elder Yak: "...... Yak Elders have desided that it's time to reopen borders to ponies. The events relating to, it, have long been forgotten. It time to re-establish a new kinship with ponies."
 * The other yak: "Oh great elders, I am so thrilled to hear that! Now that certain events have long since pass, it is the perfect oppertunity to open our borders! I humbly accept the ambassitor mission to Equestia and establish a new path to kinship with them-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "No, Son Yakbrain. This no mission for smarty trade establisher yak. This must be done by leader of Yakyakistan. Son Rutherford."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... (Laughs hoitly)! I never have known you for having a sense of humor, father dearist! Rutherford, an easily provokeable dunce, being an ambassitor? He has about as much grace as a yet-booni's rear end! He would likely declaire war because of something as stupid of someone using a playor piano making it look like they were actselly capable of it!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON YAKBRAIN?! (Yakbrain flinched) Son Rutherford may not be as smarty as you, but he no stupid."
 * Prince Rutherford: "Yeah, Brother Yakbrain. Yak Prince no stupid."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "What's 9+10?"
 * Prince Rutherford: "...... 21?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "....... FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NOT ACTSELLY CONSIDERING THIS?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "We try to establish friendship with ponies, not trade."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Ya know, my talents stem beyond establishing trade routes, father! I can be an ambassitor a thoundson times better then this blubbering buffoon?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD NOT BUFFOON?! SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "PERFECT FOR GETTING US INTO A DESISTATING WAR, YOU MEAN?! COMPAIRED TO THE MAGIC FIRE POWER THEY HAVE, EVEN IF YOU TAKE THE ALICORN GODS AND THE REFORMED DRACONQUUI OUT OF THE EQUIATION, YOU WILL SEE THE PONIES DESTROYING YAKYAKISTAN AND EXSILING US BACK TO THE YAK HOMELAND IN THE NORSE ISLES?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT FOR AMBASSITOR MISSION?! SON YAKBRAIN TOO COMPLEX FOR PONIES?! SON RUTHERFORD HAS SIMPLE NEEDS?! SIMPLE, IS GOOD?! COMPLEX, NOT GOOD?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "But, father-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "END DISCUSSION?!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "Actselly, Head Elder Yakkity Yak-"
 * Voice: "Don't come back."
 * Everyone was confused by that.....
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... Who keeps saying that!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "..... Anyway, Rutherford is new to this. Maybe have Yakbrain teach Rutherford to be better embassitor?"
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "...... Fair enough. Son Yakbrain will teach Rutherford how to be better ambassitor. Son Rutherford's your respondsability."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Yes, father. (Looks at Rutherford with clearly established resentment.)."
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "Sons Rutherford and Yakbrain, dismiss."
 * The duo leave.
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Look, Yak Prince no want brother to be mad at Yak Prince. Yak Prince no can held that Yak Dad favors me."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Just, drop it! I can at least make this work..... (Ponders abit, and then realises that he can use this to his advantage and make Rutherford look bad.)...... Here's a little known fact about pony culture..... They, are master mimicers!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Ponies good at copying?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Oh yes! It is actselly an unspoken part of their culture! They take pride in mimicing other cultures! Why, when exstingished ambassitors come in, they are treated to eateries that mimic their own, but even better! They mimic every lovely aspect of a culture! Down, to even a mineute detail!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "Meaning...."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... You would feel right at home there."
 * Prince Rutherford: "....... Okay, Yak Brother. Yak Prince will inform ponies to make Yak Prince feel like he is back in Yakyakistan!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, it'll be as if you never left home. (Quietly) You gulliable boob. (Openly) You are already on your way to be a great ambassitor. (Prince Rutherford leaves)..... (Quietly) Along with the greatest buffoon in history. Soon, father will HAVE to remove him from the rulership, and when I save yak-kind from war, I, will be the new leader, not that adelbated twat! (Laughs wickedly in snickers)! I'll watch it all unfold in my private outpost."
 * Two dumb yaks that look like Rutherford's bodyguards are seen butting heads with eachother, as a ice-blue pony of a white mane and tail was seen in a Tempest-like appearence, but only with a cracked but otherwise still functional horn thanks to a metal piece placed onto it as she was seen next to a white-colored Equestian Timberwolf. A penguin in a nice suit was seen tending a very speical couldran.
 * Prince Yakbrain bursted in laughing, getting everyone's attention!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Look alive, my partners in secretcy! Dum Twins, (The Two Dum Yaks), Ice Valkyrie, (The pony), and Sir Tuxedo, (The Penguin), Line up for the seeing couldran, because I just conducted other way to discredit my idiot brother!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs unimpressed), again? With due respect sir, it's only gonna end poorly as usual."
 * Dum Twin 1: "But hey, it is funny to see how stupid Prince Rutherford acts."
 * Dum Twin 2: "Yeah, I would laugh my ass off if he declares war over a player piano."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh bother. Must you go through with this again, Prince Yakbrain? Such things never end well. Why insist of going through such a trial over as something as petty of who gets to be the leader of the Yaksland Colony of Yakyakistan in Equestia? Isn't being a trade establisher not good enough?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Tuxedo, have you, even MET, other yaks besides me and the Dum Twins?! They're stupid, they're primitive, they're, they're, OUTDATED?! They're stubbern, they're as graceful as a Yet-booni's ass, they're blind traditionalists, they're warmongers, they, are, outright, disgraces, to the world of Equestria?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Sir, please tell me your still not alittle scorned about how your father desided to go with Rutherford after how he couldn't cope with your changes-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "DON'T, REMIND ME, OF, THAT, DAY?! I HATED MY FATHER FOR HIS BLIND LOVE FOR "SIMPLENESS" AND "YAKS BEING SIMPLE IS GOOD" PHILOSIFY?! I, could've introdused Yaks into the future far beyond then the still growing tecnological levels the Ponies barely have with Eureka Corp around! Yaks could've gone into the future?! Instead, WE REMAIN STUCK IN THE PAST, BECAUSE OF MY FATHER BEING, SIMPLE-MINDED?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... My former Mentor Eagle-Beak felt the same way about how he wanted to protect ponies from Nightmare Moon. Celestia had the nerve to not appresiate his offerings to combat her return."
 * Dum Twim 1: "But wasn't Nightmare Moo stopped by those 6 ponies?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Moon! Not "Moo"! Point is, my mentor could've succeeded before Nightmare could've done her first misdeed! Eagle-Beak was robbed of his desire before he can really get to start!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "Well I heard he's pretty much hanging out with a bunch of bad aliens now, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "A fall from grace that happened because of, (Angerly looks at a picture of pre-Alicorn Twilight).... Twilight Sparkle! (Fires an ice beam at the picture and frozed the place around the picture as ice stagmites formed.)....... She, ruined Eagle's vision for a safer Equestia. And I will avenge him, for all the kindness he gave me as his student. He taught me to handle my inheritied ice magic so I would not become feared like the Ice Trolls had warned. I could've been exsiled from the warmer side of the Norse isles if it wasn't for him."
 * Dum Twin 1: ".... Yikes. It sounds like you hate Princess Twilight."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Laughs softly)..... No set of wings changes what she did to my mentor. Even as an Alicorn, she will feel my icy pain for what she did to my mentor! I will bury her into a flurry of regret for what she took from me?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, yes, all that revenge on sparkle stuff is fine and dandy, but I have something more intermediate! (Gets to the couldran) The humiliation, of my brother! (The Couldran reveils the start of the events of Party Pooped.)"
 * Rutherford: YAKS DESTROOOYYY!!! (Later) YAAKS SMAASH!!! (Later) YAKS DESTROY!!! (They wrecked whatever they saw)
 * Yakbrain and the Dum Twins were laughing, but Ice Valkyre and Sir Tuxedo, and the White Timberwolf, were unamused.
 * Prince Yakbrain: "(Laughs), If there is one thing my brother never fails in, IT'S BEING A MORON?! (Laughs!)"
 * The Dum Twins laughed!
 * Dum Twin 1: "He LITTERERALLY TRIED TO SMASH SNOW?!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "YEAH?! WHAT AN IDIOT! (LAUGHS STUPIDLY!)"
 * Ice Valkyrie rolled her eyes at Yakbrain's and his two guards immature laughter, and looked onto the couldran and saw Pinkie Pie talking to Gummy.....
 * Ice Valkyrie listens in closely to the conversation.
 * Pinkie: "(Was writing down the note) I'll just have to go to Yakyakistan, and get some goodies back to ponyville for the Yaks to enjoy!"
 * Ice Valkyrie had a surprised face.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Sir, SIR! (Yakbrain and the Dums stopped laughing). The Pink Fool is planning to go to Yakyakistan and make ponyville more like it!"
 * Prince Yakbrain was surprised!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh once again, another of your wild plans fall short, sir! I proposed we end this now and-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "NO! Ice Valkyrie, I want you, that timberwolf and the dums to go out of your way to stop that pink imbacile?! I can't have her ruin my assention?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I'll make sure the pink mare is stopped."
 * A local sheep farm was seen as a sleeping sheep herder was seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie, her Timberwolf, and the Dums were seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Bum, Rum, (The two Dums)...... Open the gate. (The Dums do so.)..... Whitewood, (White Timberwolf), Chase!"
 * Whitewood the white Timberwolf snarled and ran in and began chasing the sheep, as sheep screams were heard!
 * The Sheep Herder woke up!
 * Sheep Herder: "WHAT IN THE WORLD?! (Saw his sheep being chased!) YIKES?! AN ALBINO TIMBER WOLF?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?! HELP?! HELP?! SOMEPONY HEL- (Gets frozen by Ice Valkyrie)...."
 * Ice Valkyrie: ".... Dums, keep him out of sight."
 * Rum Dum: "Out of sight, out of mind, coming up."
 * Bum Dum: "Uhhh, yeah.... What you said."
 * The Dums took the frozen herder inside his shack and closed the door.
 * Whitewood chased the sheep out and stopped, as the sheep ran straight for the time where they would stop at the tracks, just as Pinkie's train arrived.
 * Rum Dum: "..... Did it worked?"
 * Pinkie's voice: "CURSE YOU, SHEEP?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie smiled confidently....
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It worked..... But to be safe, we should scout out the area." (They were later seen sabotaging the journey in many ways, from Ice Valkyrie putting Jubile to sleep, causing that beetles distraction to happen, even including directing Pinkie to the Yet-Booni, but when they failed to stop Pinkie from reaching the gate, they were surprised to see her accidentally sliding all the way back to Sugarcube Corner as all this was seen in Yakbrain's Cauldron)
 * Yakbrain: BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! (The cauldron bleeped red and went back to Rutherford)
 * Rutherford: WE DECLARE WAAAAARRR!!! (Twilight and Spike gasped in shock)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh dear....."
 * Yakbrain:... YES!!! (He cackles in triumph) JUST AS I SUSPECTED!! Now father will have to listen to me now!
 * ???: Maybe plan would work if Yakbrain didn't yell outloud, even if private outpost is very far away from Yakyakistan! (Yakkity Yak was seen)
 * Yakbrain: FATHER!... I, duh, I, I can explain!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain attempt to sabotage ambassador trip. Yakbrain bring shame to family and Yakyakistan! Yakbrain no longer allowed to interact with ponies or be trader for greater matters!
 * Yakbrain: Father, please, I-
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKBRAIN NO LONGER ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PONIES OR BE TRADER FOR GREATER MATTERS!!!! YAKKITY SMASH! (He wrecked and destroyed all of his power)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "HEADS UP?!"
 * Yakbrain: FATHER, NO, STOP!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!! FATHER, DON'T!!! (Yakkity Yak destroyed everything)... No!
 * Yakkity Yak: Now Yakbrain cannot harm anypony anymore! Yakkity Yak expects apology to Rutherford by end of trip, or Yakbrain banished!
 * Sir Tuxedo was seen hiding!
 * Sir Tuxedo: "You may as well obey sir, the jig is up!"
 * Yakbrain:... (Sighs) Yes, father!
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKTON!!! (Another bigger yak came in)
 * Yakbrain: "(Quietly) Oh by the great yaks of yore, not Yakton!"
 * Yakton: (Hulking voice) YAKTON COME!!!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakton keep eye on Yakbrain and make sure he doesn't disobey Yakkity Yak!
 * Voice: "Don't come bac-"
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKKITY YAK NOT IN MOOD FOR JOKE NOW?! Anyway..... Report to Yakkity Yak if he does so.
 * Yakton: Yakbrain no leave Yakton's sight! (Yakkity Yak left) Yakbrain will come with Yakton now! (In Bulk Biceps fashion, he used his pecs to lift Yakbrain comically and carry him away and to the gate just as the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood)
 * Rum Dum: Boss, the pink one just slid away like a clumsy ox, and... (Sees Yakkity)...... And... And we're in deep s***!
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Knew this plan was gonna fail."
 * Rutherford: YAKBRAIN LIE TO BROTHER!! PONIES NO MIMICKERS!!! PONIES ARE WELCOMING AND UNDERSTANDING HARMLESS PEOPLE!! YAKBRAIN TRICK BROTHER INTO DECLARING WAR WITH PONIES!! YAKBRAIN ALMOST DESTROY YAKYAKISTAN!!!
 * Yakbrain: OH FOR YAKSON PETE'S SAKE, RUTHERFORD, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * Rutherford: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGY!! YOU LIKELY ONLY SAID APOLOGY BECAUSE YAK DAD SAID SO?!
 * Yakbrain: "OH DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED, EVEN IF IT WAS MY DOING, IT STILL PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A PROPER AMBASSITOR?! ESPEICALLY THAT YOU DECLARED WAR, OVER A PLAYER PIANO?!"
 * Rutherford: NO MATTER IF YAKBRAIN RIGHT?! YAKBRAIN BEING RIGHT IS MOOTED CAUSE IT STILL YAKBRAIN'S FAULT! YAKBRAIN MAKE BROTHER LOOK STUPID!!! YAKBRAIN NOT SORRY!! Yakbrain lucky brother cares too much to allow father to banish him. Yakbrain is lucky he no suffer worst fate. Yakbrain should be ashamed!
 * Yakbrain: ALRIGHT, FINE!! You want me to be real, brother? It's time I finally said this to you. Prince Rutherford, you, are an IDIOT!! You would destroy this town and it's subjects in stubborn fashion if something were to happen like, say, an avalanche buried the place. I was only doing what was best for Yakyakistan!
 * Rutherford: Yakbrain was only doing what was best for Yakbrain! Yakbrain dishonors his own family for misjudging Brother Rutherford!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, I'M misjudging you? (Laughs) I'm not misjudging yaks***!
 * Rutherford: HEY, WATCH LANGUAGE!!
 * Yakbrain: Whatever, you are not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. I am! I could've liberated us from this low-brow poverty! The only one I ever misjudged was dad!! I was even ashamed to even be related to yet another dumb ox, and ashamed to think he could even try to be worth ANY of our time! It's clear that I can't stop you. But here's my last word on the matter: Someday you WILL see that maybe you're not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. You'll see that your idiocy will potentially be the death of Yakyakistan! And should that happen and you look for me... Then all I will say is you made your choice and so did father! You two think you can run the place responsibly? Then fine! Do it! See if I care! Destroy the village with your stupidity. I may not be sorry in your eyes never mind the fact I can't see them in that stupid mane of yours, but there's one thing I AM sorry for:... I'm sorry, I had the displeasure, of being related to YOU, AND OUR FATHER, OR ANY OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS VILLAGE!! Now get out of my sight!
 * Rutherford:... Rutherford sorry he may not seem like a good leader to brother. But Rutherford wishes to try and do good in leading Yakyakistan. Rutherford assures you, that he will not disappoint you, in any fa-
 * Rutherford: DISAPPOINTED?!
 * Yakbrain: YOU CAUSED AN AVALANCHE THAT BURIED YAKYAKISTAN AND DIDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM THE PINK ONE AND JUST HOPED STUPIDLY SHE WOULD HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO HELP WITHOUT MAKING YOU ASK?!
 * Rutherford: "To be fair, she did anyway."
 * Yakbrain: Mainly because you were lucky that ponies are incapable to give up easily. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE ON A MINOR BUSINESS TRIP WITHOUT HEARING THAT YOU F***** UP IN THIS FASHION?! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!
 * Rutherford: "LOOK, IF IT HELPS YAKBRAIN, PINK PONY SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP?! RUTHERFORD HEARD ABOUT HOW SOME YAKS WERE UNCOMFERTABLE ABOUT SITUATION?! So maybe some yak traditions could use some change."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Ya know what? I'm not even surprised anymore. I am going somewhere to vent my frustraightions. And you best not stop me! It'll only make things worse! (Yakbrain stomps on out!)"
 * Yakbrain was seen frustraighted as ever.
 * Yakbrain: "....... I know your in there?!"
 * ???: "(Darken Voice) Ohhhhh, if it isn't Prince Yakbrain...... I haven't really gotten to see you since the day you lost your position."
 * Yakbrain: "Or to be more percise, our last encounter was when that ambassitoring fiasco lead to me to complain to you like mad!"
 * A tall, immensely thin, large hooded robed figure came forth.
 * Figure: "Oh please spare me of that reminder. The only good thing that came out of that rant was was you coming to accept my offer."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh, you mean coming after the Staff of Yakotaur? Well say no more, because I have became HEAVILY motivated more then ever to get you the blasted thing?!"
 * Figure: "(Laughs), So...... Your brother proved too hard to cope with then? Not surprising, since your basicly the only intelligent Yak out of all of them."
 * Yakbrain: "Hence why I am "Prince Yakbrain". It is maddening to be the only one with any real brains, and yet I am redused to being basicly their trade establisher?! Granted, I may as well because the others are too stupid to do it themselves, but I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THEN TRADES?! I could've at the least set the path to a brighter future if father wasn't so, afraid of complexity! Well, I am going to bring that change, one way or another?! I'll set up an exbition in the Bone Dry Desert to find Midgard Mountain, admitetly! I heard about a very well known archiologiest of interest in a rundown dump known as "Klugetown"..... Ugggh. Even the name sounds filthy."
 * Figure: "Good. And remember. Once you get me the staff, I will see to it that when I come to control all Yaks, you, will be given rule of Yakyakistan. It's the Yaklands of the Norse Isles that is what I want."
 * Yakbrain: "Well with you controling them, at least they'll be given a brain in some way. Just be warned that the location of the staff was left on unspecified for a reason, so, don't expect the blasted thing to be found quickly."
 * Figure: "Oh, don't worry. I got all the time of the world to worry about my staff. But like I said, now that the yaks and the ponies are closer, I am made to hide in the shadows, so I can't exactly come with you until my staff has returned."
 * Yakbrain: "Well, you'll attract too much attention anyway, and this is a need-to-know basis after-all. You will have that staff yet. (Leaves)."
 * Figure: "... (Quietly) And the sooner that happens... (Laughs evily)... Reunion will never have tasted so sweeter...."

Chapter 2: A Bone Dry Exhibition
Klugetown Airdocks Klugetown Church Sister Preyer walked down the town as this music played over he town's sadden nature. Observitory Laboratory. Front door. Spoonful's study. The Hallway. Sky.
 * Yakbrain was seen riding an airship with his followers torwords it.
 * Yakbrain: "Here we are, assusiates.... Klugetown. You'll never find a more messier town of depravity."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "I believe I know a sister who lives there."
 * Rum Dum: "Is she single?"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, let's just say, she prefers the company of her fellow females if you caught my understanding."
 * Rum Dum: "..... Oh."
 * Yakbrain's airship lands in the docks.
 * Yakbrain: "Ice Valkyrie, I need you and your wood-dog to watch over the airship. Sir Tuxedo, your with me. Dum Twins? Stay close, and don't touch anything."
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo leave the airship.
 * A damaged and barely preserved church was seen, named "The Church of Alicornia".
 * A Person-sized Mantis Priest and Nun were seen.
 * Mantis Preist: "Sister Preyer, I need you to see how Professor Spoonful is doing. The poor genius is under a considerable amount of dept to Verko for sometime now. You are his adopted daughter after all."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, yes. Plus, we haven't see the professor come to the church in a good while. It wouldn't hurt to visit."
 * Mantis Presit: "Indeed. It's not like anyone will come to the church, given the incrsised levels of loss of faith for a good time now."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes Father Mandid...."
 * Sister Preyer proceeded to walk down the troubled town.
 * Sister Preyer arrived to a barely stable observatory universery covered in gratfitie and trees soiled with toilet paper.
 * Preyer reached the door, and gently knocked it.
 * A lazy and fat Porcupine opened it while eating a donut.
 * Porcupine: "Yeah? Look the professor said he was busy and- (Sees Preyer) Oh hey, Preyer!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Hello, Pines."
 * Pines: "Up up! Assisent Prof. Pines!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Giggles) Yes, "Assisent Prof" Pines. I need to check on Spoonful. Make sure he was allright in light to his dept to Verko."
 * Pines: "Oh, he's up in his lab in the observitory reshreaching old Yak lore."
 * Sister Preyer: "May I see him?"
 * Pines: "Oh your practicly his kid, cept your basicly a giant praying mantis and he's a Spoonbill, alchourse he won't mind you coming in."
 * Sister Preyer walked in as Pines eschourted her in.
 * A studious and sofisicated Spoonbill was seen doing exstensive reshurch as mountains and mountains of books were seen, as a pet dragon-moth was seen flying another book to the Professor. This was Professor Spoonful.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh, thank you Edword. (Takes the book) Your assitsence is always appresiated."
 * The Dragon Moth chirped happly as it flew off!
 * Pines leads Sister Preyer in.
 * Sister Preyer: "Oh I see. That's why he was gone for so long."
 * Pines: "Yeah, I can't imagine anyone more into books then he is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "CONFOUND IT, PINES, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY VISITORS, YOU LAZY QUILL COVERED BLACKHOLE?! I OUGHTA- (Sees Sister Preyer)...... Preya! (He flew off and landed to meet her and gave her a hug) Good to see you again!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, Father Mandid asked me to see if you were all right considering your dept to Verko."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well tell the good priest he has nothing to fear. I am planning an impourent excabition for the lost staff of the Yakotaur. That staff will not only be the most impourent discovery of the centaury, but it will fix this town and put us back in the right path. I swear, ever since the loss of Founder Fortuna, trouble in the likes of Verko and that crazy Kluge Roc are making this place more of it's namesake. The town was never fully built before Fortuna was gone. Even with Allard trying to fix things to no avail, everything still continues to be costly here."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well then where did you get all of these books?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, these are pretty much Verko's loans being well-spent on something useful for once. And once I get a hold of the staff, no one will have to worry about Verko, not even that smartalic feline, Popper or whatever his name is."
 * Pines: "Pretty sure it was Copper."
 * Sister Preyer: "It's actselly Capper."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Yes yes yes, him! When I get that staff, I'll get Klugetown up and running yet! It will be the crime-infested mess it came to be no more! And certainly it can rid us of that accursed roc!"
 * Sister Preyer: "But you do realise that being in debt to Verko is dangerous. He pretty much has a lot of thugs in his finger tips that in return for a raise would be more then happy to do harm to you."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well then good thing I have Edward and his flock. (Edword the Dragon Moth came in). The minute Edward's flock senses trouble, any unsaviory brute will be entrapped in hot silk in minutes. Isn't that right, Edward?"
 * Edword chirped agreeingly.
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, I wanted to make sure you were alright."
 * More knocks are heard!
 * Pines: "I'LL GET IT-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I'LL take this, this time, Pines."
 * Sister Preyer: "But what if it's Verko's thugs?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "They wouldn't've even be able to get this far if it was. We would've heard Edward's flock chirping like mad if it was. Perhaps it's another Nightus' witness or girl scouts again. Alicorns forbid another salesmen."
 * Professor Spoonful walks off.
 * Professor Spoonful opens the see through of the door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "I want to advise you that I am not interested in visitors!"
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo were seen.
 * Yakbrain: "A man of privacy, I see? Well, it's just, I am interested to fund an excavation for a very impourent item in Yak history."
 * The Professor's interest grew, and opened the whole door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Would it, happen to include, the Staff of the Yakotaur? Because I am widely interested in it!"
 * Yakbrain: "My, my. Small world after all. Well, I have been asking around town, and I heard you seem to be suffering abit of dept from a local crime boss named, "Vertigo", or whatever it's suppose to be. I'm willing to fund your excavation to find that staff, and to, get you out of dept, if you were to help me get it."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Come inside to discuss the terms over tea, good sir."
 * Yakbrain: "I'm actselly a prince, professor."
 * Professor Spoonful: "A prince?! All the way out here?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Of an unfortunately minor status."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Forgive my outburst, please, come in gentlemen to my study for tea."
 * Tea was served by Edward.
 * Yakbrain: "I see you have managed to tame your notable infestation problem."
 * Professor Spoonful: "(Edward chirp growls, but Spoonful comes him down)..... To what some people see as pests, I see good in Dragon Moths. They are actselly fascinating and compassionate creatures when you get to know them."
 * Yakbrain: "Quite. You see...... I need that staff because I have abit of a, family issue with my father and dumb brother I need to sort out. You see, I was once the rightful choosen heir ruler of Yakyakistan-"
 * Pines: "WAITWAITWAITWAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (He laughs out loud) WHO NAMES THEIR HOME LIKE THAT?! (Laughs)!"
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... PINES! I don't believe, we folk of "KLUDGETOWN", are really in any real postion to judge!"
 * Pines: ".... Fair point."
 * Professor Spoonful: "AND ANOTHER THING, PINES?! HE'S, A GUEST?! (To Yakbrain) Do mind my assisent, he's, easily amused."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh don't worry..... If I had a dollar for everytime someone responded to the name like that, I'd be even richer then royaly established now. That staff is my key to establishing a better relationship with my family and restore my rightful place. My reckless brother nearly declared war with the Ponies of Equestia and recently refused to accept help from said ponies when Yakyakistan suffered a terrible avalanche!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Hmmm..... He does sound like an idiot. Well, keep in mind that I kinda need that staff too to fix Klugetown, so, I propose we share that thing. You fix your problems first, then I get to fix mine. Sounds like a fair deal?"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh yes Professor, a fair deal indeed."
 * Sister Preyer looked on worried...
 * Sister Preyer approuched Spoonful.
 * Sister Preyer: "Professor, a word?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... I'll be right back, your majusty, the sister needs a private conversation."
 * Sister Preyer: "Father, I'm worried that the Yak's arriveal is too convinent."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Isn't life nothing but convinences?"
 * Sister Preyer: Well I think it's TOO convenient. How do we know we can trust this guy? Do you even know about who originally owned that staff? Let's not forget that the Yakotaur of Legend was definitely not like the Yakotaurs of Minotauria. He was a monster.
 * Professor Spoonful: Even so, I don't see why your worried about the prince. He's clearly a normal Yak.
 * Sister Preyer: I mean that anyone with an interest of that staff like his seems, off. With you, you at least have good intentions, but this prince is obviously a stranger.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well that doesn't mean I shouldn't be friendly with him."
 * Sister Preyer: Please humor me in this..... Getting help from someone as  suspicious as he is without thinking is NEVER a choice. Surely you should know that in a town like this. His look is the same as that of Verko. Malicious and cold. Living in a wreck like Klugetown made me know who to trust by looking into one's eyes. You can't just walk blindly into this without asking questions. It's dangerous.
 * Professor Spoonful: I assure you Preyer, I am not without caution, I just wanted to be without rudeness either. Also, the key differences between him and Verko is that Verko's a criminal, our guest is royalty, minor as he is. But if it helps you fine ease, if he gets any ideas, I always have Edward by my side. He literally smells danger. (Edward looked angrily at Yakbrain and he gave him a glare that scared him off) I'll be fine! Heck, this is a yak we're talking about. If they know anything, it's how to wreck s***! (Yakbrain was seen drinking tea like a gentlemen).... Admitingly however, he does look too dignifyed for the standerd yak behavior.
 * Sister Preyer: ".... Then please let me come with you on this journey."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Really? You sure Mandid won't mind?"
 * Sister Preyer: "The Church never sees visitors, so it is not like my sudden departure is inconvinent. Besides, he handles much of the impourent aspects of the church anyway, so it's hardly like my assistence is always needed."
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... Fair enough, but only because I would need a healer on standby anyway. Such an exhibition is not likely to be hazard-free anyway."
 * Sister Preyer: "Noy just that, but, to keep you safe in an event the Prince is trouble."
 * Professor Spoonful: "I see. Your worried that I wouldn't be able to hand trouble. I promise you, I am no stranger to would-be exhibition hijackers. (Brings out a magic pistol) One shot of a magic disabler bullet from this magical entrapment gun and any would-be issue is instantly resolved."
 * Sister Preyer: "But still, I-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I know, I know, you wish to help reguardless. Well, I already said I need a healer on stand-by, so you are coming. I'll send Pines to recruit some help for the exhibition."
 * Yakbrain: "(Comes in) Oh that won't be nessersary, Professor. This will only be me, some of my own assusiates, and you and any 2 choosen partners, and since I assume the dear nun and your opinionated porqupine are coming along, are all the people we need."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, I admire the tenacity, but we need a lot of people-"
 * Yakbrain: "Well actselly, Yakyakistan already has a history with the famed Midgard Mountain. As a Yakyakistani, I already have knowledge of what the mountain looks like. The trouble is, the Midgard Temple of which is hidden in the mountain is the problem. Yakyakistani ancestry seemed to have chosen to not record the spefifics of that."
 * Sister Preyer: "And I believe you of all people would know what the real reason is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, yes. It was so less then desireable hands would be unable to get it, let alone the possability of the Yakotaur of Legend returning and using those directions to get his staff back. I know of the Midgard Mountain and where the time is, but.... The problem is, apart from it's legend, it is otherwise an unremarkable mountain that can be seen in the Sea of Clouds. If I can only be able to reckindise that mountain, then I will be able to find the Midgard Temple of the mountain, which in hidden in Valhalla Caves."
 * Pines:... Wait.... Why are the caves named differently than the rest of the Mountain and that Temple? And for that matter, why is that staff placed in the Sea of Clouds south from here and not a more nearer location like the Caves of Conundrum just west from here? That's a maze of caves, so that's sure to be a good hiding place for something like the Staff.
 * Yakbrain: "Anichent Yakyakistanies felt that a land filled with predators and storms appear to be more imposing to would-be shearchers than, a bunch of confusing caves. That, and they have a bit more, relijustus attachment to Midgard Mountain because in legend, it is said to be the home of The Midgard Serpent. A createre said to be so very immeasurely long, it can construct the planet like it's nothing. But worry not. The Midgard Serpent is nothing more than a myth.
 * Pines:... You say that, when we live in a world, filled with magic and mythical creatures?
 * Yakbrain: "Well there are some legends that really are just legends. I mean, a giant serpent long and big enough to be able to constrict the entire planet? What utter mythical nonsense!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, if you insist, then we shall set sky-sails to Midgard mountain."
 * Yakbrain: "Perfect. Thankfully, this time of year, alot of the usual beasts of the cloud seas are either hybernating or migrated somewhere else. That should make travel there relitively safe. The Alicorns forbid if we have to deal with their nonsense while seeking out the staff."
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, what're we waiting for? There's magic to find.
 * The group walked on out.

The Excabintion camp, present day, during the last episode. A farther part of the city. Inside the Temple Futher down the temple. Flashback. Present Further down the Temple. In Simulation. Flashback within a flashback. After Flashback. Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Present Spoonful's home. Verko's place. Spoonful's Place Inside.
 * Yakbrain's airship is already enroute to the Sea of Clouds.
 * Professor Spoonful was seen reading an old Yak manuscript.
 * Professor Spoonful: "If my calulations are correct, the Midgard mountain should at least be around the southern east of here."
 * Yakbrain: "Well good. I have heard the legend of the mountain myself alot in my youth. I'll know when enough when we are near."
 * Pines:... Yakbrain? I've been meaning to ask... Why is Midgard mountan, Norse themed? And... How did that whole Midgard Serpent thing come to be?
 * Yakbrain: I assumed that you knew. What simpleton would go on an expedition for a relic without knowing it's history?
 * Pines: One that has little info on it?
 * Yakbrain:... Why should I be expected to educate your worthless arse if learning things on your own is suppose to be what archiologiests are suppose to do naterolly!? But then again, am I really surprise, given the state of Kludgetown?
 * Pines: "Okay okay, sorry, I was only curious."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh don't mind Pines, he's basicly new to the profession, you can't really expect him to just know these things automaticly. He's more of a eater, not a reshearcher."
 * Yakbrain: "Obviously."
 * Professor Spoonful: "That being said, Pines, let me explain based on my reshearch. The Sea of Clouds is said to be the home of the Midgard Serpent because it was said to line it's constriction of the entire planet."
 * Pines: "Well if that's true, then..... Why, can't anyone see it?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, it's implied that it doesn't have a reason to do so yet. It's said in legends that it would only do so if any of it's gifts given to it are stolen from it."
 * Yakbrain: "Or, just as simply.... It's a myth. Now keep your eyes peeled. We must be coming close to the mountain."
 * Sister Preyer pouted her arms at Yakbrain.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Try to mind the prince, Sister. His attatude greatly stems from his ill tidings with his father."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes, I, have been informed that he doesn't maintain a healthy relationship with his family."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It's more then that. He was once the chosen heir to rule Yakyakistan, but he made far too many radical changes to the detriment of his father's simplestic preferences... So he replaced him with Prince Rutherford. And the price for maintaining a simplestic lifesytile, lead to Yakbrain's foolish brother to nearly cause a war with Equestria over a player piano a while back, and refused help from a hopeless situation just recently."
 * Sister Preyer: "..... I understand his frustraightions and woes. I would understand that the greatest anguish for an intellectual person is to take orders and demands of fools, while being helpless to stop their self-ruin."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I almost feel the same way about Equestrians.... But more on the lines that they have no sense of self-preservation instead of being dumb like the Yaks. You have any idea how often Equestria is threaten by dark forces?"
 * Sister Preyer: "...... Keep in mind that Klugetown hasn't been much able to keep up with current events, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "More, then what any nation or even any world should ever have to cope with!"
 * Sister Preyer: "... I see."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "And once, Equestia was on the path of being strong..... But then it was ruined, and interupted, and the revolutionary who attempted it, was branded as a madman. Now, he is condemned to assusiate with undesireables because he could not find others to support him."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, fates tend to be unforgiven to those that want to forge a new path into the destinies of many. Perhaps this revolutionary did something wrong to warrent his unfortunate fate?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Let's just say, it was done by those that did not deserved the greatness they atthived.... That's all I wish to share."
 * Yakbrain: "Okay everyone! The Midgard Mountain has been found! The basis of the excabition, begins!"
 * The Airship arrives to a mountain covered in anichent Yak symbols.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Be advised that we're likely gonna be here for a bit of a while, so, do not expect this to not take up a margin of the current year."
 * Pines: "Well, good think that I maintained my donuts."
 * A wall of the mountain that has seen days of being cracked at by many excabition tools is seen finally caving in!
 * Professor Spoonful: "Good news, Your highness. The wall that was blocking out the Valhalla Caves where it is said the Midgard Temple is held has finally fallen. And when my calculations are correct... Those months spent on escalating it will finally pay off."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Finally..... All right everyone..... This escabition has finally reached it's climax. History, is being made. Let's, help it get there."
 * The group entered into it, and are amazed by anichent but surprisingly well preserved ruins of an anichent Yak city.
 * Pines: "Whoooa, what IS this place?!"
 * Yakbrain: "...... The Midgard Temple..... Or as it was initionally called...... Yakyakistan."
 * Pines: "Wait..... If THAT'S Yakyakistan, then what's the place in the Frozen North?"
 * Yakbrain: "We took the name to the new colony and started to call THAT Yakyakistan, to distence ourselves from, our less then glamorious history. I trust you all are well educated on what that was? (The group nodded yes.)..... Good. Then I don't have to be arsed to reference it again. Now, be sure to stick firmly to the path to the temple itself. The city's structure is like a maze. Yaks were once a very different sort before we came to dumb down thanks to years of isolation."
 * Pines: "So wait..... The Yaks are stupid because they want to forget their past sins so badly that they stopped being like THIS?!"
 * Yakbrain: "To be ever dismay, yes..... They felt so awful about their part in the existence of the Yakotaur of Legend, that...... There's no need to be reminded of that. Let's get moving."
 * The Group walked on.
 * Some figures were seen wooshing in the shadows of the city.
 * The figures arrived.
 * A fat but muslely armed Panan Satyr was seen as more Panan Satyrs arrived. They all wear a consistent anichent armor.
 * Satyr 1: "..... Master Molir. The Midgard Temple has finally been found, by outsiders."
 * Satyr 2: "They are a misfit sort. Three Yaks that I think are Yakyakistani, a pony, a white Timber Wolf, and a bunch of Klugetownians. They're likely here for the Staff of the Yakotaur of Legend."
 * Satyr leader (Master Molir): "Hmmmmmm...... I did not managed to escape that crumbling nation that was Pana, that was being ruined by those Storm Clan bastards, with our respective clans, to live under the generosity of the mighty Midgard Serpent, just to have that ruined by likely thieves. Midgardians, assemble our warriors. We shall capture the outsiders, and erased their memory of this place, not just for our sake, but for the world's, as we all know how the great serpent tends to handle theft of ANY gifts it takes."
 * Satyr 3: "Agreed, sir. It gave us seaweed and fish from the oceans to feed our clans for days. We must protect anything that belongs to it, espeically that staff."
 * Satyr 4: "Why must we protect that staff? The Yakotaur is like the Storm Clan rolled into an individual!? Can't we just let those thieves take it and we replace the thing?"
 * Master Molir: "That's the problem, fool..... What if these intruders work for the Yakotaur? It is no secret that Tartarus would not hold him forever. It's possible he has escape even long before this point and time and finally got those lot togather to get back the staff. So yeah, we have to protect that staff, even if they seem like harmless crooks so far."
 * Satyr 4: "Forgive my rudeness, Master Molir, but what if someone in our clan is delfeupting the Storm Clan's madness and that staff happens to be around? I am only asking that we let the outsiders take it out of here and-"
 * Master Molir: "(Grabs the Satyr)..... Listen good........ Any hypothetical member of our clan befelling to the Storm Clan's kind of madness, is NOTHING to the Yakotaur..... LET ALONE THE RAGE OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT?! Reguardless of everything behind their reason being here, we stop these outsiders?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
 * Satyr 4: "(Gulp)..... Yes master. Forgive my anxiousness."
 * Master Molir: "Good. Now, do as you are asked, (lets the 4th go) and get the warriors of our clans ready!"
 * The 4 set out to do such!
 * A little Wyvern Bird creature landed on Molir.
 * Wyvern Bird: "And, pardon my asking sir, but, what makes you sure the Yakotaur is involved?"
 * Master Molir: "If this was a normal raid, it would be mostly Klugetownians at the least. Maybe some rogue ponies, like the ones that nice "Daring Do" was nice enough to help thwart... But Yakyakistani Yaks? Even only three of them? It was said that the yaks would never come back here to demonstrate that they're ashamed of this beautiful city and the temple, for the ugly past assusiated with it. More likely then not, those yaks, and perhaps at least half of those others, are likely either directly influenced by the Yakotaur, or were unknowingly roped into his scheme. Yaks that dare come back to city would never have good intentions."
 * Wyvern Bird: "Well what makes ya sure they aren't just tourists?"
 * Master Molir: "I assure you, my little Valkyrien, none of these yaks would've agreed to a tour of this city if it was harmless."
 * Wyvern Bird (Valkyrien): "Fair enough."
 * Master Molir: "But don't worry. These outsiders will not suffer needless deaths. Our sleep orbs will render them harmless enough to make sure we can safely removed their memories, take them back to their homes in the stealth of night, and rebuild our blockade wall to the Valhalla cave."
 * Valkyrien: "Good, because I cannot stress enough that you guys are at greater risk of corruption in thanks to what the Storm Clan did to your kind."
 * Master Molir: "I don't need to be reminded of our spieces' unfortunate curse of being very easy to corrupt. Even the death of the bug would stimulate the curse enough to make our clans as insane as the Storms. So all the more good our healers are working to reverse that for us and any Panan that wishes to escape the Storm Clan's madness."
 * Valkyrien: "Yeeeeeaaaaaah, but they've been at it for a while. It'd be great if we can use that Yakotaur staff, that thing looks like it can trump the Storm Clan's magic."
 * Master Molir: "Yes, but it is currently corrupted by the Yakotaur's evil. It needs a great deal of purification for it to be any use. Besides, the Midgard Serpent would never surrender it's gifts to it's original owner, and even then, the Yakotaur himself is as corrupt as the Storm Clan, if not worse! It would take a miracle divised by gods themselves to make that a reality. Until then, I would rather not let that staff be misused by anyone, Yakotaur, or otherwise."
 * Valkyrien: "Want me to keep watch on those guys to see what they're up to?"
 * Master Molir: "You are my eye in the sky, are you not? You need not my permission for that! Make haste, my winged helper! (Valkyrien flew off!)"
 * Beautiful and elegant architecture was seen as te group walked in.
 * Pines: "..... Wow..... And the Yaks used to be like this?"
 * Yakbrain: "(Sheds a tear)..... Yes..... It's almost sad how much a culture has fallen because of one honest mistake. The Yak came to hate complexity and became more, "simple", and DUMB! But with that staff, I CAN make the Yaks like this again, even more!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, at least until this falls flat on it's safe like all of your other "Make Yaks Better" plans."
 * Yakbrain: "(Through his teeth) Spare, us, the details, Tuxedo?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Suspitious look) Define, these other "Plans"?"
 * Yakbrain: "Now good sister, there's no need to worry about that, they're all in the past.... And we came here, for the future."
 * Pines: "Tecnecally, this place itself is PART of the past, so-"
 * Yakbrain: "I mean, we came here to retreved a certain thing of the past, to bring, TO, the future!"
 * Bum Dum: "Yeah! I was considered the dumber twin, and even I knew that!"
 * Rum Dum: "Suuuuuuuure you did."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Stops everyone)......"
 * Yakbrain: "What is, Ice Valkyrie?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... (Looks torwords a suspitious tile)....... If I'm not mistaken, that tile, if pressed, would likely activate.... (Points up to the left direction to point at a hanging gaint upside down ax aiming at their direction)..... That, trap."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Goodness......  An ancient booby trap?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... No. It looks too advance to be an ancient temple trap. Besides, it's too soon for the more anichent ones..... This temple has been modernised by something else....."
 * Pines: "..... (Gulp)..... Are you trying to suggest that, we're not alone here?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Think about it.... Why else was that wall there in the front of the caves? Why is this temple as well kept as it is and now a decrepted crumbling ruin?"
 * Pines: "..... Ancihent Yak Enginuity?"
 * The Awkword Drum sound was heard......
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... More along the lines of..... This place has new occupents......."
 * Yakbrain: "WELL THEY BETTER NOT BE AFTER THE STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I doubt it. Raiders would not take the time to restore this magnifisent place if they were after the staff. I believe, we are dealing with well-intentioned souls that seem to want to avoid the staff from ever seeing the light of day ever again."
 * Pines: "Well it did belonged to the Yakotaur after all, so, not that far off!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "But the question is..... What is the purpose?"
 * Yakbrain: "I have a throey: They're a bunch of ecthists that are against archology and they want to interfear with your discovery!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well if so, they have to be VERY talented architects to have managed to keep an anichent city and temple from decaying after all these years! Let alone being able to build traps of this creativity! Also, wouldn't ethicists be against appropriating an ancient culture?"
 * Yakbrain: "..... Ethcists with double-standerds?"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well whatever the case, they must not want us near the staff, for any reason. I mean, this was something that belonged to an anichent evil, after all, so I wouldn't call their efferts unreasonable."
 * Yakbrain: "But they are inconvinent! Good Professor, do you not want the staff to fix Klugetown?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "...... But of course. Although, I'll have to turn this aquiring of the staff to be a temporary borrowing. I will only need it to send Klugetown down the right path, then I'll let you have it to get the Yaks back to their former intellectual glory, if even better, then, we must agree to return it back."
 * Yakbrain: "WHAT?! But, I mean... Look, I have this benufactor that promises to help me who said he wants to be able to maintain it!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, then I'm afraid you'll have to inform him that he can only keep it for a brief time. Whoever lives here now, clearly doesn't want that staff to leave."
 * Yakbrain sighed.....
 * Yakbrain: ".... Look, we'll, worry about these terms later. Let's focus on finding the staff."
 * Pines: "But, what about the traps? And.... Scary Temple Monsters?"
 * Yakbrain: "That is what Ice Valkyrie is for. She was from Magic University. The most talented of magic users were from that. She would even potaintionally shame the princesses with her mastery of magic."
 * Ice Valkyrie: He's right. I have Level 28 knowledge and this place looks like one I can tackle. First off, I know this kind of architecture and the physics of the traps. It HAD to have been done by a being with dexterity. And the metal is easily distinguishable to have obsidian coloration, which as far as I know, is used as a warning coloration that this place is too important to be disturbed. Only a few beings I know use this strategy: Cynocephalos, Cyclopses, Basajauns, Fauns, Satyrs, Psoglaves, Cuegles, Ettins, Arimaspi, just hippopods in general. So... I'm guessing they came from the hippopod homeland of Pana. Ugh! Figures we'd run into another one of those since the Storm Clan attack on Canterlot two months ago.
 * Rum Dum: Well that incident did paint Panans in a bad light to the land of the original and dominant race of the world.
 * Pines: Well, can we at least tell them we don't mean any harm?
 * ???: I'm afraid harm is all you're doing by being here. (Valkyrien came by)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my goodness! A Macaw Pygmy Wybird Snallygaster! I haven't seen one in years, let alone this species. Blue coloration, golden eyes, and glows like an Alicanto. More surprising is that it can form perfect speech.
 * Valkyrien: D'awww, you charmer! But I have to be the killjoy by saying, you shouldn't be here. I was ordered to see what you were doing, and, yeeeeaaaaaaah, you basicly confirmed us correct. The Staff of Yakotaur can't leave the area. Doing so, would NOT end well, trust me on that.
 * Bum Dum: Hey come on, lady, we already know the thing is dangerous. We said we'd give it back, just give us some slack.
 * Valkyrien: Uhhhh, a-no! You are still not getting the Staff. If it leaves, the staff's new recipient, will likely get a bad reaction from it.
 * Yakbrain: The Tartarus are you talking about? (Satyrs came out and held them at spear point) (GIRLY SHRIEK?!)
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh that scream was most undigifived."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Agreed."
 * ???: We're talking about the Midgard Serpent! (Master Molir came)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my various Alicorn Gods, it really IS Panans.
 * Master Molir: Indeed. And you shouldn't have come here. You are going to anger the Midgard Serpent if you steal from it.
 * Yakbrain: Oh for the love of the Alicorn Gods, don't be preposterous. The Midgard Serpent isn't real. It's just one of those fantasy stories that's actually a myth. Like the Bunyip of Luna Bay, and an honest controversey-free bureocrat.
 * Master Molir: Let me assure you, Yak, that the Midgard Serpent is all too real. It's hiding in the tectonic trench beneath our feet as we speak.
 * Yakbrain: Oh bother! Do not try to scare me away, Panan! How do we know you're not insane after so many moons down here? (The Satyrs gasp)
 * Master Molir:... Fine, then! I shall prove it!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, no! You're just trying to stall us. I am not as dumb as the other yaks out there, so do not insult my intelligence.
 * Master Molir: Intelligence is not the same as wistom! You are making a mistake! You walk out of this place with that Staff... It WILL be angry.
 * Yakbrain: I've heard enough of this delusional nonsense. We are getting that staff for the good of our countries, and you can't stop us.
 * Master Molir: Maybe I can't... (Loud stomps were heard)... But HE can.
 * Rum Dum: Getting Yakton flashbacks here! (Approaching them came a Gegenes with goat feet, equine features, and a giant Panan club)...
 * Ice Valkyrie: Holy crap, it's a Gegenes!!
 * Master Molir: Gilgamesh, would you kindly escort these people out of here?
 * Gilgamesh: With pleasure! (He cracks the knuckles of his six hands as he approached them)
 * Bum Dum: Any bright ideas, sir?
 * Yakbrain: "..... Ice Valkyrie, DO SOMETHING?!"
 * Ice Yalkyrie used her magic to teleport the lot on the other side of the temple room as the group started to make a run for it!
 * Master Molir: ".... Well, at least it won't be boring. GET THEM?!"
 * The Warriors charged, while careful to avoid activating their own traps!
 * Pines: "PROFESSOR, MAYBE THIS TRIP WAS A BAD IDEA?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "GOOD PRINCE, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T BELIEVE THEIR WARNING, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD RECONSIDER THIS QUEST AND LEAVE!? THEY WOULDN'T'VE TRIED TO TALK WITH US IF THEY WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THAT STAFF?!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL KEEP IN MIND THAT MY BENUFACTOR WILL NOT FORGIVE ANY FAILURE?! SO WE HAVE TO GET THAT STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: ("Oh dear, maybe this is what Preyer was refering to about this chap!")
 * Gilgamesh: (He lands in front of them)... You're not laying a hand on that staff!
 * Sir Tuxedo: WATCH US! (Realises what he said) Oh by the heavens, why did I encourage this- (Gilgamesh then used three of his six arms to grab him and Rum and Bum) WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP, DON'T HURT ME, IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE- (The Gilgamesh pounded all their heads to the ground) D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!..... Owwwwwie.
 * Gilgamesh: Tch. Wasn't much to watch.
 * Professor Spoonful: "FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOUR HIGHNESS!? YOUR A YAK?! USE THAT INHEREDITED BRUTE FORCE?!"
 * Yakbrain: Are you insane!? I don't DO violence! I'm too digifived for that! Besides, I'm a pasifist.
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... A pasifist, Yak?"
 * Yakbrain: "Well why do you think I have the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie for?!"
 * Gilgamesh: "...... Lame yak."
 * Yakbrain: "That being said so, ICE VALKYRIE?!"
 * Gilgamesh: "HA-HA! Lame Yak hiding behind girly pony! (Laughs stupidly as Ice Valkyrie gets pissed).....
 * Ice Valkyrie: Alright, that tears it! You pushed us, myself esp[eically, too far! (She began to display powerful magic attacks, many of which froze many of the Satyr Guards in ice)
 * Master Molir: Someone stop them! The Staff does NOT leave this place!
 * As the group exited the first room, Ice Valkyrie created a giant ice wall that blocks out the remanding Satyrs!
 * Master Molir: "...... Get some fire orbs here now, to take down that ice wall?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Ohhh, I hate it when I end up getting so stressed out that I just say the wrong words."
 * Rum Dum: "I hate it more that we got dragged into your pummeling as well?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Good Prince, I hope this isn't too personal to ask, but...... EXACTLY HOW DID YOU CAME TO BE A PASIFIT FOR BEING SOMEONE FROM A SPIECES KNOWN FOR THEIR BRUTE FORCE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Well that's exactly what it is.... TOO, PERSONAL?! (Walks off ahead of the group)....."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "....... His Pasifist ways are because his younger years were brutal when he was exposed to the Yak training grounds back in the Yaklands."
 * A Young Calf of Yakbrain was seen failing miserably of every trial while Rutherford and even less stronger yak calfs did great!
 * (Ice Valkyrie): "The downside of being the only intelligent yak, is that he was able to reckindise the would-be dangers the trials tend to hold.... It espeically held him back when he and the Yaklings dealt with the most intense of the trails...... A Captive Snow Serpent that would be released onto the Younglings to test their resolve on how they show no fear, as a Snow Serpent only preys on the fearful.... But Yakbrain, failed to do the same."
 * Young Yakbrain screamed like a shirlly bitch and ran away as his fear stimulated the giant Python-like Snow Serpent's senses, which resembles heat pits, as it snarled and chased after him!
 * Young Rutherford: "BROTHER YAKBRAIN?!"
 * Young Yakbrain was cornered into the other side of the area as the snow serpent closed in hissing!
 * Young Yakbrain covered his eyes and cried like a wuss, fearing for his life!
 * Young Rutherford: YAK SMASH!!! (He stepped on the Snow Serpent's tail as it screeched in pain, and Young Yakbrain watched in horror as Rutherford beat up the serpent violently into submission, the serpent is still alive, but is rendered unconjustus)... Why brother not do anything?
 * Young Yakbrain: I told you a thousand times, Rutherford, I am not the violent type.
 * Young Rutherford: Violence and strength are not the same thing. Violence is reckless fighting while strength is controlled fighting. Yakbrain must learn that in order to survive.
 * Young Yakbrain: What's the point? All we do is brutalize our opponents and wreck anything with our bad tempers. I wanna be the leader so we don't have to wreck the first thing we don't like, and live with a bunch of mush-headed simpletons! We've already endangered our people multiple times, and I'll be darned if I let it destroy itself.
 * Young Rutherford: Yakbrain underestimate yaks' prosperity.
 * Young Yakbrain: WHAT PROSPERITY?! Darn it, we're isolated in the middle of this frozen tundra. We haven't opened our borders for hundreds of moons. And what, I ask you, is prosperous in being brutal?
 * Young Rutherford: We yaks must be brutal. We left Yaklands to make prosperity and survive. Yakbrain has forgotten his place in Yakyakistan.
 * Young Yakbrain: Oh, I'VE forgotten? That's rich coming from the goofball of the family. Nobody wants anything to do with us if we should always behave like this. I don't want this blind recklessness to be our undoing, and if it means I make us more passive and penalize those for even the most harmless of hospitality, then so be it.
 * Young Rutherford: You know why yaks this way, brother!
 * Young Yakbrain: Oh, what, because of that sob story about the Yakotaur of Legend? You expect me to believe that being isolated dumbbells is supposed to make everyone forget what happened that time? The only thing that proves is that you're cowards. Albeit, macho cowerds, but cowerds none the less?! We are dishonoring our names in the Yaklands of Tauria by hiding and becoming dim-witted enough to forget what we did. Hiding and mental regression is NOT honor, and you know it. That's why I want to lead. I want us to not only stop hiding, but come out... Nothing like THIS!!
 * Young Rutherford: Yaks know what they're doing.
 * Young Yakbrain: I refuse to agree with anything you say. I wish to agree with someone who truly knows what they're doing. I am doing this for the good of our people, Rutherford! So I advise you accept it. I refuse to stoop to your violent level. Not now, not ever!
 * Young Rutherford: Then brother will not be tough enough to fight should he be threatened. It is unwise to make swears you can't keep. It's a cold world out there. There will be things that wish to kill you. Yaks do this to prepare for the worse, and without it, we cannot survive. There will be a day when Brother Yakbrain cannot defend himself and is all alone, and he'll have no one to blame but himself.
 * Young Yakbrain: If defending myself means I be an aggressive moron, then I want no part of it. I suggest you respect my decision. I am not a violent yak, and I never will be.
 * Ice Valkyrie: And he never did. He tried to make Yakyakistan see it his way, but when it was attacked and they lost much of their people to an Am Fear Liath Mòr after he flat-out disbanded the army and removed anything that would paint them in a bad image. Thus Rutherford took his place as the heir to the rule of Yakyakistan as punishment for Yakbrain's endangering changes.
 * Yakbrain: (He over-heard the conversation and stopped).... (Sadly, but still as digifived as possable) It was not my fault. A scout was supposed to spot for trouble, and he stupidly didn't do it right. Had he done his job, that Am Fear wouldn't've even got that far! All it was is just a harsh coincidence. I would've had everything go right until one of them failed me. (Starting to sound more stern) Yaks there are just too stupid and too dumb to live. That's why I need the Staff. It will heal everything the yaks did to themselves and revert them back to where they were before they left. Rutherford is not a good leader. I gave him a last chance, and he ended up nearly driving Yakyakistan into poverty after an avalanche and refused aid from the ponies. Then what was even more enraging was when he thanked them for doing it anyway. It all could've been avoided if I was there. But I was on a trip during that time for establishing a trade with the dragons.... OF WHICH IT TURNED OUT MAY HAD BEEN CANCELED THANKS TO THE SACRED BOND FISACO?!.... Don't ask, it was yet another act of stupidity of Rutherford that only made things WORSE?! But even without that mess, I already had it at this point. If they weren't going to listen to reason, they leave me no choice but to force the issue. We're getting that staff, and no fairy tale about some giant snake that constricts the world is going to stop us.
 * Professor Spoonful: "....... So is that it, then? It's no wonder why you're so determined to seek out the staff...... I mean, making the Yaks intelligence is clear enough, but, really...... The main goal of yours is to redeem the fact that you couldn't fit in a socity that, while yes, I do agree that they picked an improper way to deal with their anichent sin, has only served to make you an outcast because, your a reminder of what Yaks used to be. Look, your highness, I want to bring a notable change to my home of Kludgetown as well, given the years of unchecked criminal activity it has exspearienced in thanks to the likes of Verko, if not those that are often worse then him, as much as I agree that you only want the Yaks to not hurt themselves over their mistake...... The differences between us however, is that I try to consider the balence between rewards and consiquences with each action. The reason the Am Fear was so successful in what it did was, well, likely, the scout probuly wasn't able to forfil the duty. Also, what exactly even brought the Am Fear to Yakyakistan to start with?"
 * Rum Bum: "Well all those lights he was exspearimenting with probuly didn't helped."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, there's your problem. It wasn't just the Yaks incompidence that ruined your days as ruler.... It's poorly, fickle fate. Those lights you brought in likely gave the Am Fear inadvertingly useful guide to find Yakyakistan."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Those, lights, were meant to make Yakyakistan the envy of the world?! A place many of Equestia and beyond would've loved to visit!"
 * Pines: "Well, yeah they look nice, but, you kinda didn't considered that you lived in the frozen north, which tends to be one of the harshest places ever! Ya can't exactly afford to stick out like a sore thumb there unless your as well protected as the Christail Empire, or else you may as well be lunch for the likes of that Am-a-fear!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Am Fear, Pines."
 * Yakbrain: "OKAY, FINE?! I ADMIT THAT I MOVED TOO FAST?! I GET IT?! But be made aware, it does not deter my aims to make Yaks better then they are now! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THE STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "That's, another thing..... What if going after the staff is a dangerious idea? I mean, nevermind the Midgard Serpent which you established many times you don't think is real, I have did my reshurch on the staff, and, I won't dare deny why it was lost. It has became as corrupt as the Yakotaur of Lgend. I mean, I did planned to take it to Equestia and have it pureifived, but based on what that Pananian leader said, and the fact they seemed awfully determined to deter us, it's, possable this whole trip was a gamble not worth taking."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Please remember that my benufactor will not forgive any failure to retreve that staff!? And let's not forget your dept to Verko! I can't promise you that Verko's grip on that ruined town would ever be challnaged without that staff?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "But at the same time, that same power would run the risk of being attractive to Verko. And given rumors that he is but a stooge to someone worse, I'm, beginning to wonder, whether or not do I even want that staff anymore."
 * Yakbrain: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK ANYWAY?! THERE'S AN ICE WALL AND AN ARMY OF KILLER MONKEY-EQSED GOATMEN AFTER US?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "I didn't sense any intent of murder in them. I saw that they had sleep orbs. They most likely intented to capture us and place us into a sleep so they can erase our memories of this place."
 * Yakbrain: "That doesn't make them less of a threat to my desires to fix the yaks!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, I have to say that bringing back a piece of their dark past may not be any more benifital. And I worry for your sake that you may not have a benvolent benufactor behind you. I shudder on what he could really be, espeically since you likely don't know what he really is to.... I mean, what if he's.... The Yakotaur of Legend?"
 * Yakbrain: "the Yakotaur of Legend was a physically fit beast! I would've recknidsed that!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Keep in mind that staying in Tartarus for a long time tends to negitvily effect physical attributes. The Yakotaur, without his power, could've ended up being a radically different being by time of his reported escape. This was true with Tirek when he is not filled with the Engery of Ponies."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Quietly) And Eagle-Beak."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh please, I'm too smart for any easily detectable deception by the Yakotaur. I would've seen through any rose."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Like what that Satyr chieften said.... Intelligence is not the same as wistom. The Yakotaur could've used your frustraightions on how Yak kind has been behaving against you and enticed you with the promise of your desires. And even if it's not the Yakotaur, it could very well be an intimiator, a loyalist, or someone playing devil's advocate with him. Either way, I beg of you to cancel this mad dash torwords the staff."
 * Yakbrain: "..... And what? Go back to a life of being underutilised as a trade establisher? Let Rutherford ruin us Yaks as dumb brutes?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "If that is what worries you about Rutherford's rule, then talk to your father about it. Find a compromise with your family."
 * Yakbrain: "IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS WITH ICE VALKYRIE GIVING AN UNAUTHERISED STORYTIME WITH YOU PEOPLE, MY, FATHER, HATES ME?!"
 * Pines: "I'm sure he doesn't hate you, he's, could just not be fond of the fact that-"
 * Yakbrain: "I'M NOT AS SIMPLE-MINDED AS RUTHERFORD?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "What he meant, is that maybe you obviously have a conflict of interest with your father. Perhaps in a misguided way, he was only trying to make sure you avoid playing risky games like this. Sometimes, there is such a thing as being too smart for your own good."
 * Yakbrain: "THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL, THROWING ME INTO AN ARENA PIT WITH A SNOW SERPENT WHEN I WAS A CALF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Come now, I heard of more barbaric child raising traditions. With the Snow Serpent trail, at least Yak Younglings have learned fearlessness and thus can't be seen by the Serpent. That being said, well, you were obviously not ready for it."
 * Yakbrain: "..... And with my serpent-phobia, never will be. A young yak girl I cared for was bitten in the face by a Frost-bite Viper! The venom, destroyed her face?!..... She died the very next day..... She was given a very early burning ship funeral as a result..... I became FEARFUL, of snakes ever since!"
 * Pines: "..... Then MAYYYYYBE meeting the Midgard Serpent would NOT be a very good thing for you! I mean, compaired to that, Snow Serpents and Frost-Biter Vipers are litterally worms to the Midgard Serpent!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL THE MIDGARD SERPENT, IS A MYTH?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: And, if it isn't?
 * Yakbrain:..... I assure you all, it is! Those Panans are delusional. That tends to happen when you live in a caved anichent templed city inside a mountain for too long! The Midgard Serpent is just a story fabricated by the Sleipnirs of Asgardia to spook younglings into never stealing. I mean, come on! Steal from the Serpent and you risk the world being destroyed within a day by it's rage when it loosens it's integral constrictions to respond? What kind of idiot would believe something so far-fetched? It's nothing but a way to scare people and nothing more. So I refuse to hear another word about it. This is for the good of our homes, and we're not stopping for anything.
 * (Gilgamesh): (The ice wall was partially melted) WE'RE COMING OUT!!! (They broke through and chased them)
 * Valkyrien: (She flew in and pecked on Yakbrain's face) STOP!!
 * Yakbrain: "OWWWW?! ICE VALKYRIE, STOP HER?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: (She froze her in ice)
 * Yakbrain: You could've just used a permanent solution to that.
 * Ice Valkyrie: You really don't know anything, do you? Her species is lawfully protected due to being critically endangered. I kill her, I get sent to jail.
 * Yakbrain: Well, other ways besides killing her then?
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Oh can't you just be glad she's disabled at the least?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh bother, this mess is stressing even you out! The sooner we get that staff, the better we can leave!"
 * Master Molir: (He teleported in with reinforcements) I must inform you we Panans have magic, too.
 * Gilgamesh: (The others behind them came) YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, LITTLE BOYS!!
 * Valkyrien: (Muffled) WAIT, DON'T KILL THEM?! MAYBE ROUGH THEM UP, BUT DON'T KILL?! AT LEAST GET THEM TO UNFREEZE ME FIRST?!
 * Master Molir: You can't do this! You're endangering the entire world doing this!!
 * Yakbrain: Will you stop with the scare tactics already? There is no such thing as the Midgard Serpent! It's impossible and too unrealistic even beyond our world's standards to believe.
 * Master Molir: Buddy, we do we LOOK like jokers? We are not the ones for jokes, and we would not be this determined to keep it safe if it wasn't real. The Midgard Serpent is only conisdered myth because the Sleipnirs of Asgardia believed made people like you believed so, so the populace won't panic about the idea that the world is held togather by a giant serpent with sharing issues! But in truth, he can be held back from these destructive ways by giving it gifts..... Kinda like the bad way to handle a bad-tempered spoiled child. Thus it's the only thing that keeps the world together by the equator. Like a dragon, it doesn't like being robbed of gifts granted to it. We are doing this to protect the world.
 * Yakbrain: If it's real, then why has it never been seen since those times?
 * Master Molir: "BECAUSE IT HAS TO HOLD THE WORLD TOGATHER?! Yeesh, for a so called smart yak, your not very bright!"
 * Satyr soldier 1: "I don't think insulting him will help."
 * Master Molir: "Well it's not like he'll listen if I complimented him either way!"
 * Yakbrain: I mean, where's the evidence of the blasted thing's existence?! Even a single coil or shreds of skin could've been noticed. No evidence of it's existence, has been found. So why should I believe you? Now get out of the way and do not interfere again! The Staff does not belong to anyone. Not anymore. It's power can only be used for a greater good. You should all be ashamed to deny us this salvation.
 * Master Molir: WE ARE WARNING YOU!! WE'VE SEEN IT!!
 * Yakbrain: All you've seen is a figment of your imaginations.
 * Gilgamesh: DON'T DARE CALL US CRAZY!!! (He attacks as Ice Valkyrie froze his six fists to the ground in ice) URRGH!!!
 * Master Molir: "Okay, look! You want to not believe us about the Midgard Serpent? Fine! Live in your ignorent fantasies! But at least reckindise that the staff itself is dangerious?! If not just with the Yakotaur being out and about, but because it's temptation is very tainting! It is very tainted by the Yakotaur's enfluence, that even Alicorn Gods are barely able to resist it unless they're like the original King and Queen of the Alicorn gods!"
 * Yakbrain: Yes! That's why we will return it when we use it to fix Klugetown and New Yakyakistan. Unfortunately, we still won't take no for an answer. So if you wanna stop us, you'll have to kill us.
 * Gilgamesh: DONE!!
 * Yakbrain: "WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT TO BE DRUMATIC-"
 * Gilgamesh: YAAAAAA-
 * Master Molir: Gilgamesh, hold it! Clearly there's other solutions to this than that. This is flat out dangerous and too risky. Are you seriously willing to subject yourselves to the havoc that staff is capable of?
 * Yakbrain:...... A great future is never made, without risks! VALKYRIE!
 * Valkyrie: (He froze all of them in ice)... Is it really worth it, sir? What if what they said is true?
 * Yakbrain: Don't be absurd! We came too far to let any tall tales stop us from saving our people. The staff is finally ours. Now come on. (They left as a brief serpent-like structure slithered beneath a trench behind them as a faint shriek was heard)
 * The Staff was seen held on a straight and narrow streach of a path torwords the staff, held on a anichent rack in the theme of serpents.
 * The Group arrived.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Yes.... Yes.... AT LAST?! (CHARGES FORTH WITHOUT THE OTHERS AND ARRIVES AT THE END)! THE YAKOTAUR STAFF?! (Grabs it and held in celebration) AT LAST?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Okay, you got what you want. Now can we please- (The group saw a large figure rise behind Yakbrain as they gasped!):
 * Yakbrain was too caught up celebrating as the Midgard Serpent rose from the depths of the aybss, and saw Yakbrain with the staff.....
 * Midgard Serpent: "....... Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffff (Hisssssss)......"
 * Yakbrain stopped celebrating and heard it.... He wimpered, as he slowly turned to look at the Midguard Serpent......
 * Midgard Serpent: "........ THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?! (Screaming Echos caused an earthquate felt in The Bone Dry Desert!)"
 * Yakbrain: ".............. (High-Pitched) Ah, ah.... Ahhhh...... Ahhhhh...... Ahhh......."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Oh great, he's trumatised to the point that he's stuck in a fear stuper."
 * The Midgard Serpent roared as it was about to attack!
 * Ice Valkyrie: "YOUR HIGHNESS! (RUNS TORWORDS THE TRUMATISED PRINCE TO SAVE HIM?!)"
 * The Midgard Serpent opened it's great jaws as it's breath reeked of the ages, filling up everyone's noses!
 * Professor Spoonful: "GOOD GOLLY?! THAT THING SMELLS LIKE IT HAS INDEED BEEN AROUND FOR AGES?!"
 * Pines: "AND THAT IT ATE NOTHING BUT FISH AND SEAWEED FOR ALL IT'S LIFE?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie saved Yakbrain before the Midgard Serpent clambed down!
 * Preyer: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! WE'RE LEAVING THE STAFF!!
 * Rum Dum: Prince Yakbrain's orders! We're not leave that staff!
 * Preyer: YOU PREFER TO RISK YOUR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET FOR THIS?! HOW INSANE ARE YOU?!
 * Rum Dum: Well, the prince wants to make Yaks, not as stupid, so, his orders!
 * Preyer: "I thought you two were called the "Dum" twins!"
 * Rum Dum: "Oh don't ge me wrong, Bum is the completely stupid one, I'm the, not as stupid one. I mean, I admit I'm not rocket sciencetist, but-"
 * Preyer: YOUR MISSING THE POINT?!
 * Rum Dum: "I'm just saying that in order to realise the prince's dreams of de-stupidfying the yaks, we need that stick for his ben-a-fact-tor."
 * Preyer: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAID BENUFACTOR RIGHT?! (The Midgard Serpent looked unamusingly at the fight) And besides, was stealing from this behemoth the best solution to that?
 * Bum Dum: Well, uh..... Yakbrain tried other ways. And now, he said that the stick thingie's our best shot now. Also, I may be the dumber twin, but even I think that the snake guy doesn't really wanna do this. Extremist bribes are the worst, and this in particular is frightening and extremely apocalyptic.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, just give back the staff before it gobbles us up by the second!!!
 * Bum Dum: Aw persawww, I'm sure it has like hoardes of gifts. What's a measly stick?
 * Pines: DUDE, YOU REALLY ARE THE DUMBER ONE?! IT'S A GIANT GODLY SERPENT?! IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF IT'S GIFTS, IT'S GOING TO KILL THE ENTIRE PLANET!!
 * Rum Dum: THEN WHAT?! IT DESTROYS IT'S OWN GIFTS AND MASTERS AND EVERYTHING IT EVER KNEW?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF LEAVING THE WORLD TO CRUMBLE OVER A STUPID MAGIC STICK?! IT DOES THAT, WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT EVEN SERVE?!
 * Preyer: IT WAS MADE BY THE GODS!! IT'S AMORAL, SO IT SURELY HAS NO CONCERN FOR MUCH OF WHAT IT DOES!!!
 * Rum Dum: "Oh like being the product of it's time excuses this behavior?! I mean, it's basicly gonna break the world, over a stick?! A hunk of wood?! Something we'll eventually bring back anyway?! Honestly, it's being a giant brat about this?! (The Migard Serpent growled at that, scaring the Dum Twins!) YIPE?!
 * Midgard Serpent: (...... Growl-sighs and speaks in Smaug-like tone) You mortals disgust me by underestimating my ways of thinking! You think I HORDE my gifts? Many of the gifts I receive are magical and keep me in excellent shape. Many of them are under my watch to keep them safe from the forces of evil. Since the Sleipnirs of old defeated me and drove me back into this STRENUOUS job of keeping the world linked by the equator sentenced upon me by the Alicorn Gods after that rogue mistep of theres Lavan tried to destroy the world and recreate it, gifts were the only things that gave me purpose. It's not a matter of choice, because I have no choice. Something has to keep the world together. By taking the Staff of Yakotaur, it shows me that the world is a pitiful self-destructive wreck. You mortals may be disgusted by god amorality, but gods cannot help but have little to no care or concern for mortal affairs. So unfortunate to say that I could care less about your little yak and poverty problems. However... Because you caught me in a good mood with your hilarious mortal whims, I now have the pity to allow you this chance. Therefore, you may borrow the Staff for 2 days. You'll learn the hard way why I keep the Staff of Yakotaur safe. But, if it isn't back by that time... I'm coming after you.
 * Sir Tuxedo:... Seriously? You decide to give us the staff just like that? Aren't you worried about, being punished?
 * Midgard Serpent: Well in case you haven't noticed, (It's body was seen holding very fragle stalagties), It's not like I can just leave for too long. I am even lucky for the waterfull not too far from here that is from the Bermuda Ocean where I can eat SOMETHING?! I, am like a greek titan, condemn to hold a planet up because of the sins of another, and because it just so happened that I wasn't any better! That being said, it wouldn't be like the likes of whatever is left of the Alicorn Gods now would even let you keep it for even a mere day. And about being, "punished"...... I, am already exspeariencing the worse fate imaginable, as pre-mentioned...... I, am already in my own Tartarus so great, that I actselly regret the sins of my youth where I used to torment fishing boats and sailers mainly for fun. The Alicorns, saw to that, that I am made an exsample to any likewise beast of their creation, that the punishment for embarrising them like how I and Lavan did, is very, unpleasent. The worse they would do now, is make sure this place is censored off to the rest of the surface world so I won't look forword to visitors again. Compaired to what I am going through now, anything to attempt to top the harshness of being made to support a world like this, would end up amuse me more then humiliate me, maybe a waste of time at worse. Also..... It's the only clear way for you to learn the danger that staff poses. I can assume there is a bigger concern to retrieving the staff. It's likely that it's original master sent you to retrieve it.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Usually, Yakbrain would insist otherwise, but.... (Yakbrain was still mindlessly fearstricten)....."
 * Midgard Serpent: ".... Ugggh.... Let guess? Non-believer proven wrong? My tongue hasn't exactly aged well, but I can still tell that he REEKS of typical mortal arrigance?! Also, that yak stink doesn't help."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "(Quietly) I told him to take a shower this morning!"
 * Midgard Serpent: "Now, ya may as well go on ahead..... Oh, and to be sure a certain SUM of you don't try anything, I'll have those bumbling Panans keep an eye on you..... Well, the moment they defrost anyway, if the ice powered unicorn's an indication.... (Ice Valkyrie)...... The One thing this old tongue is still good at, it's smelling magic. And, you also reek of a familier stench..... Of that, of a griffin of an equilly ignorent deludion of grandur, like the Yak Prince....."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Professor, Eaglebeak?"
 * Midgard Serpent: "Oh yessssssss. The wreckless simpleton who fell victim to a nightmare created by Equestrian's first outsider threat, that lead him to create countless things meant to counteract one, measely rogue alicorn. The vast he created were often, either failed exspeariments that didn't even survive past conception, or couldn't even get out of the drawing board. He only have 5, successful, attempts. Three of them were consingated by the native griffin goverment and censored from the world, to where not even the Alicorns knew of them. Then, there was only the 2 that ARE known, in a sense. An outsider dragon that would be kidnapped by a ludicristly alternate realm, and a pony of all things, and a pony who's magic, would even shame yours. Thing is, when neither of these attempts were, accepted in the end, he basicly turn to trying to coherse you silly mortals to turn Equestria into a war nation. Thing is, pre-cognitionly, even if he gotten exactly what he wanted, and all of those Anti-Alicorn defences were set up perfectly, it all would've ended miserably. He may be a talented hand in magic..... But he's still a mortal at the end of the day. All it took, was arrigance, and an act of trying to use a quick-fix solution that lead to an exile in litterally the worse world to do so, to ruin his aim. And you, are pretty much the only one who still believes in him...... Even when he has long deminstraighted that he has lost sight to his own point of even trying anymore, and assusiateing with more degenerates in each, passing failure. And look, where that loyalty has lead you...... (Eyes glowed and engulfed everything in a simulation)....."
 * It was sometime after the events of the non-flashbacked events of Magic University.
 * Twilight was in the midst of an acceptence speech before all of Canterlot.
 * Twilight: "It is with great pride that I humbly accept this honor of being the princess of.... A yet to be determined duty, to be honest. I mean, I kinda have to admit, I didn't, persay, planned to be a princess, I mean, I felt like I haven't done enough to really earned, and-"
 * An expoudtion was seen........
 * A group of rogue element/warrior themed MU students and their pets are seen as well, Valkyrie and Whitewood among them.....
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... What you said, is a GROSS, understatement?! You will, PAY, for your gross betrayal to Eagle-Beak!"
 * The citizens became concerned, yet confused.....
 * Twilight: "..... Annnnnnnd, you are.......?"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "...... WE, are the Exmentiles!"
 * Rarity: "The what now?"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... Exmentiles? Ya know, like Exile Elementals?"
 * Pinkie: "Ohhhhh! I get it! Your elementals and exiles! Oh, oh! Maybe your the entertainment I hired!"
 * Earth-themed Giant: "Oh, is that right, eh? WELL HOW'S THIS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?! (Stomps the floor and causes the ground to shake, breaking canterlot abit and nearly risking a cave-in and causing the City and the cliff to fall, as ponies panic) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
 * Fire-Themed Dragon: "DAMN IT, EARTH BARBARIAN?! WHAT DID'TH WE SAID'TH ABOUT BEING SUBTILE?!"
 * Giant (Earth Barbarian): "Oy! I don't recall you being the boss of me, Fire Knight!"
 * Wind-Temed Harpy: "CAN WE FOCUS, GUYS?!"
 * Water-Themed Sprite: "Oh, this is off to a GREAT start!"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "AHEM?! As, I was saying! I, Ice Valkyrie, leader of Eagle-Beak's prodominent elite! Have came here with Earth Barbarian, Fire Knight, Wind Amazon, Metal Thief, (A Metal Themed Goblin), and Poison Blacksmith! (A Poison-Themed Minotaur was seen dragging a masonry of weapons in), to seek revenge in Eagle-Beak's honor?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait wait wait, if you guys were with Eagle-Beak, then, where were you guys when he needed ya the most?"
 * Fire Knight: "We were attending a mission to recruit outsiders to swear alligence to the once new ruler of Equestria while the events of the usurp took place!"
 * Rarity: "..... He seriously, sent his best elites...... To go get new recruits, as suppose to, having you bunch around to protect him?"
 * Metal Thief the Goblin: "Well, it was actselly mainly Clare's idea, but Eagle-Beak gave her permission to tell the forces what to do, so-"
 * Applejack started to laugh!
 * Applejack: "I hate to break it to ya, but I'm afraid that looney old griffin really shot himself in the foot there when he allowed Clare to let ya'll be absint for pretty much the most vulerable time in that reign of his, and-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "SILENCE?! (The Ponies get scared)....... You have betrayed Eagle-Beak, Sparkle. You were coming to appresiate his words and even defended Skalesworth...... But you would betray all that, all because you began to bond with a local trouble making idiot?!"
 * Twilight: "Okay, consider my pet peeved! Taiku, is neither a trouble maker, NOR an idiot! I admit of having a rocky start with him, but- (Ice Valkyrie levitated her torwords herslef) WHOA?!"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "I, may not have the power to take away the wings themselves since they are of devine intervention..... But I can do something more, desistating..... I will take away your mastery in flight!"
 * Twilight: ".... Pffft! Is that it? I'll just have Rainbow Dash re-teach me to-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "(Darkly) PERIMENTLY?!"
 * Twilight: "..... (Now scared) And NOW I'm worried."
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "Oh now you take me seriously, "Princess"? (To the crowds) And be warned that any attempt to intervine for her will end poorly for Canterlot, as Earth Barbarian deminstraighted..... That means, you all are to do nothing, as I rob Twilight's ability to fly like Celestia and Luna, forever! This spell requires absolute consintraction, any interuption and the effect will end up not being so periment!"
 * Twilight: "Ice Valkyrie, wait, you have to understand, Eagle-Beak was doing horrorable things! I had to stop him in the end! I-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie began to use a complicated spell to magicly make Twilight incapable to fly as she would be rendered useless with the wings!
 * Twilight screamed!
 * Metal Thief: "Please keep in mind that the process is only ALITTLE painful! Otherwise, your joke of a princess will be fine! She'll just walk funny for a bit! Ha-ha!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "TWILIGHT?! (Zoomed in too fast for anyone to notice quick enough as Rainbow Dash kicked into Past Ice Valkyrie's horn, while not destroying it outright, but cracking it hard enough that it disrupts her spell and only leaves Twilight with her flying ability abit nerfed!)"
 * Ice Valkyrie gave out a blood-curdling scream!
 * Ice Valkyire fell from Whitewood due to the force of impact from Rainbow's kick!
 * Ice Valkyrie was in pain!
 * Ice Valkyrie: ".... AUUUGHHHHHHHHH?! MY HORN?!"
 * Twilight's friends came to her aide!
 * Applejack: "You allright, suger cube."
 * Twilight: ".... Well, like Ice Valkyrie said. Her spell was interupted, so, I may end up fly like a total amature for awhile. But I'm okay otherwise, thanks to Rainbow Dash."
 * Earth Barbarian: "..... OH NOW YOUR FUCKING DEAD, FOR HURTING VALKYRIE LIKE THAT?! WE OUGHTA!"
 * Fluttershy: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT?! (The Exmentiles stared confused).... At least let me warn you guys about Pred Judu Des."
 * Earth Barbarin: "Tch. That has-been? What about him?"
 * Present Ice Valkyrie (As a simulation witness that can't interact with everything): "..... No."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, ya see, Pred Judu Des, doesn't tend to take kindly to mythics making any threats to ponies, espeically not in the fastion your doing..... He and the Sisters, won't, take kindly to it."
 * Present Ice Valkyrie: "SERPENT, PLEASE STOP?!"
 * Poison Blacksmith: "Pffft! Then bring it on?! What's the worse he can possabily-"
 * ???: "HEAAAAAAAAAAADS UP?!"
 * Poison Blacksmith: "Wait wha-" (Present Ice Valkyrie watched in horror as Pred and his daughters harmed her forces off-screen)
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: NO, STOP!!!
 * Pred: (He pushed her away) You've done enough sending these menaces here! I'm making sure they never use magic for evil again! (He stabbed Fire Knight in the throat, he cut off Earth Barbarian's arms, crippled and destroyed Wind Amazon's wings, dried up Water Sprite and turned her old, severed Metal Thief until he couldn't move, and stabbed Poison Blacksmith as the wounds were infected by his own poison)
 * Sharp-Pay: Game, over! (All the Exmentals fell with no way to defend themselves, as Ice Valkyrie distraught)
 * Ice Valkyrie:... YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!
 * Twilight: No! You've done enough! You just attacked canterlot, and in front of Celestia herself?! You have a LOT of explaining to do.
 * Ice Valkyrie: I was doing what was best for Equestria! Another princess is just asking for any threat out there to take advantage of yet more divine power, artificial or otherwise, to be abused. Nightmare Moon may no longer be a threat, but there's bound to be far worse beyond the horizon!
 * Twilight: That's not for you to decide! What you did is reckless endangerment.
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU ALL ARE BLIND TO ANY THREAT THAT CAN EASILY CONQUER THIS LAND!!! I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT THE FLAWS IN THIS KINGDOM WILL LEAVE IT VULNERABLE!!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!! SO YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Just forcing it is not going to change anything.
 * Ice Valkyrie: You all are so naïve! You just waste everything you have on frivolous joyful fun and games, when there are much bigger and more proactive things you can do with them. Twilight's the LAST pony who should be a princess.
 * Twilight: But Celestia chose me to be a princess. Are you saying she made the wrong choice? That can be considered an act of treason.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Call it what you will, I'm not going to wait idly by for you to doom our community to someone worse than Nightmare Moon. Eagle-Beak is in the RIGHT, to do what's best for our home. If you don't take this seriously, then I can't guarantee your safety, and there are threats out there that can and WILL take advantage of you. Somepony could get seriously hurt, and it WILL be your fault. Celestia is a blind fool who couldn't see danger if it destroyed her castle, and your brother has destroyed the competence of her royal guard.
 * Rainbow Dash: HEY! NOPONY INSULTS THE PRINCESS!
 * Twilight: AND YOU DO NOT INSULT MY BROTHER!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Well, am I wrong? Her decisions and failures have endangered Equestria time and time again, and the royal guard are unable to do their job right. I am trying to save our home.
 * Twilight: AND TO DO IT, YOU TRY TO CURSE ME?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL TRYING TO SAVE US?! WHERE EVEN IS THE CONNECTION OF THAT?!
 * Ice Valkyrie: You are easily stressful and have a habit of making mistakes. One day, your mistakes and those of the princesses' are going to be your downfall. It's a cruel world out there. They will find this an opportunity. If you just listen to me just this once, I'll make everything right.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, who are you kidding? Eagle-Beak was an elitist who tried to overthrow Celestia and hurt people! You wouldn't know right if it destroyed your horn!
 * Ice Valkyrie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES!!! WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT?! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ALL ARE VULNERABLE TO SMART OPPONENTS OUT THERE?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: How about we answer that question with another: What do you call all the threats we beat before?
 * Ice Valkyrie: Twisted dumb fate. All your victories, when you think about it, are the result of a simple string of dumb luck. Those prior threats either got overcompident, stupid, because of outsider aide, or a combination between the three! There's going to be threats out there that won't let fate stop them. I want to make sure that never happens.
 * Applejack: Oh, I'm sorry, were you not the one who tried to permanently destroy a princess's ability to fly, and in the process, commit several crimes?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... Well... Yes. But it was for a good reason-
 * Applejack: Then why SHOULD we listen to you? You're no better than Eagle-Beak. Heck, some part of me feels like saying even he might not approved of this. You still need to answer for this act.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You'll never be safe, unless you take the time to make yourselves safe!
 * Twilight:... (She froze her in place magically) You're under arrest in the name of Princess Celestia!
 * (Ice Valkyrie):... What is this supposed to prove? (The setting changed to after the events of the Movie)... Oh, now what?
 * Twilight and friends were seen togather after the party as Trixie and Starlight showed up.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well well well, if it isn't the princess of friendship prodogy and the FREAKING shell louger?! WHY THE HAY DIDN'T YOU TWO HELPED US OUT?!"
 * Starlight: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell."
 * Rainbow: "..... Really Trixie?"
 * Trixie: "OH EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING GREAT FAITH FOR STARLIGHT?!"
 * Starlight: "YA ALSO HAD ME CRIPPLED AGAINST A SERIOUS PROBLEM?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE TEMPEST WITH MY BACKLEGS TIED IF YOU HADN'T PLAYED DUMMY?!"
 * Trixie: "HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT BRUTE WOULD ACTSELLY BE SMART ENOUGH TO THINK LIKE THAT?! THE LOUGERS NEVER DEALT WITH MINIONS WITH THAT MUCH HINDSIGHT?!"
 * Applejack: "Are you saying yer used to minions being stupid?"
 * Trixie: "Well yeah. That's why they're minions....."
 * Rarity: "...... I think the Lougers need to upgrade their propectives about how villains work."
 * Twilight sighed......
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... What's up, Twi?"
 * Twilight: "..... I've..... I've been think about what Tempest said..... She..... She kinda reminded me of Ice Valkyrie."
 * Pinkie: "Was it the fact they had the same body type?"
 * Applejack: "That they both took worldview advice from the wrong fellers?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Or are you still down about the flying thing? I mean, you obviously got your flight mostly intact from our sessions, Twilight!"
 * Twilight: "It's, more like what Applejack said."
 * Trixie: "Wait, sorry, I have to stop this, who's Ice Val Ki-Ri!"
 * Discord appeared!
 * Discord: "Oh, she was this mean-spirited ice-powered pony that was pretty much a drop-out from MU-MU that was a die-hard Eagle-Beak loyalist that attacked her during an acceptence speech at least a week after the Lougers learned about her adventures at that place with a gang of elemental themed mythics she was apart of."
 * Starlight: "Well, whatever happened to them?"
 * Discord: "For the Mythics.... Pred Judu Des happened..... And keep in mind that this was WAAAAAAAY before even SAF's easter speical..... Nuff said."
 * Trixie: "Am I really surprised anymore? Also, why didn you or Pred and those crazy daughters of his for that matter helped us?"
 * Discord: "The plot of the movie forbid my interfearence and Pred and the sisters aren't canon."
 * Trixie: "I MEANT IN A NON-META SENSE, YOU TWAT?!"
 * Discord:...
 * Discord: (After the Mane Six fell off the waterfall, he teleported in) MY FLUTTERSHY IN DANGER SENSES ARE TINGLING!!! WHO DARES MESS WITH- (Tempest turned him into obsidian stone with an Obsidian Orb)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!
 * Discord: As for the Preds, well...
 * Pred: (The family was distracted by the mobs of Storm Guards allowing others to turn them to stone)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!
 * Discord: If you ask me, Ice Pony was right in a sense. I'd imagine she'd be very pissed that this whole mess even started and blame you.
 * Rarity: Oh, and what is she going to do about it? We had her locked up after she attacked. There's no way she'd-
 * Applejack: "Didn't she escaped the week after and disappeared into the frozen north?"
 * Rarity: "..... Ohhh.....
 * Twilight: Yes. That's why we'll be ready for her if she comes up again.
 * Discord: "Now now, ladies. How's about we stop worring about some Ice Cream pony, and spend some time togather? (Suddenly adorns an apron that reads "Kiss the Choas, Taste the Rainbow") I'm holding a celebatory BBQ'ed hay burger party at my place! My treat as a make up for not being very good intervention."
 * Twilight: Well, better to be safe than sorry, but, I'll let my guard down. Me and my family are gonna be off to see the Northern Stars tomorrow anyway. But remember that she likely wants revenge after all this.
 * Starlight: But look on the bright side, at least we forgotten about that drugged make out slip-up. (They left)
 * Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs)... I still can't believe that happened. I got this scar trying to stop the Storm King's crazy storms from destroying the orphanage and my friends. The tornado he cast on Canterlot thrust extra ones in Vanhoover where I came from. Many of my friends are either missing or dead after that.... AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!! And they even destroyed my MU friends' ability to use magic forever. I... I was on my own.
 * Midgard Serpent: Look at it this way, at least you didn't completely use that horn you have under that stabliser piece. You are lucky you had the chance to let that horn be intact, otherwise you'd share the same fate.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You're omniscient, right? Do you know why I side with him even to this day?... Because I understand him more than anyone who ever served him. My life was a serious mess. I was an orphan who lost my parents in a Queen Chizpurfle attack in Vanhoover. Nothing in their defenses could save them. That beast ate their magic and then ate them as I just stood there and watched. I was lucky enough to be saved by the Royal Guard. I sided with Eagle-Beak because I never wanted anypony to be hurt like that again. He was the only one who had the chance to make Equestria more proactive. There are threats out there that could easily destroy us, and given the Storm King did it with little to no effort, the fact that the Equestrian Military is as reliable as a BP pipe, AND EVEN THE PRINCESSES ARE F*****G USELESS... HE'S RIGHT! Equestria needs him more than ever. In fact, I confronted them after the Storm King's attack! THEY STILL REFUSED HELP FROM SOMEONE AS PROACTIVE AS HIM!!! Equestria needs better protection than those incompetent Froot Loops!! I was appalled that they never bothered to be more defensive. What kind of leader does that? Eagle-Beak and I warned them that it would be too easy, and they never listened. Then the Storm King proved that it WAS too easy to conquer Equestria! But after ALL that... THEY STILL REFUSED TO HEED TO OUR WORD!!! HOW THE F*** COULD THEY BE SO BLIND?! I hate to agree with her in her fanatic ways of thinking, but Tempest was right. All this power we wielded was not used for ANY proactive uses and just wasted on frivolous ones. EQUESTRIA IS JUST AS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION AS YAKYAKISTAN!!!... (Takes deep breath)... So I left Equestria to try and find help. Try to find SOME chance to continue where Eagle-Beak left off. (Sighs)... So far, I found no success. Nobody wanted to help. The rest of the world was just too hostile and full of itself.
 * Midgard Serpent:... Well, yes, I am omniscient. But in a different way. It comes with holding the world in place. I know about this world. There are lands out there that are hard to understand. Most of them look down upon your land for the same reason. In fact, what makes the Storm Clan so infamous is that they know the world more than anyone else because of their long history of conquering. They believe that they are the only ones who can truly rule the world based upon the setting and hardships of the lands around them. Believe me when I say, there can be more reason to their 'blindness' than you think. Why do you think the Storm Clan never conquered them until the Storm King came? It's clear that they couldn't until Tempest came and gave them the info they needed. The fact that the Princesses were 'useless' and the military 'sucks'. That was literally all they needed. Equestria was not weak, but optimistic. They see what good can come from situations like this, rather than what the consequences can hold. It was how they thrived. They faced countless threats, and Princess Celestia is known to have prophetic abilities. When you think about it... She's not as useless as you think.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!! IF SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE, WHY CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!
 * Midgard Serpent: Try to understand that Celestia, doesn't believe in fighting fate and desteny, or it will end up crueler then initionally. You know as well as I that future events cannot be prevented, only built up. There's nothing that can be done to prevent a future event. That's why Celestia is optimistic. She can't stop these futures from happening. She can only help it be more beneficial to those around them. As wisemen of any world and age would say.... One often meets their desteny in the road to avoid it.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Well, I'm afraid all that tells me is that those abilities are best not available. Unrealistic expectations are more harmful than beneficial in my point of view. It's best we create our OWN future. One where we know we can be safe. You can make whatever excuse you want, but it just doesn't hold water. I support Eagle-Beak because I see what he sees in a much broader scope. The ponies won't accept him, so it's all up to me to save them from themselves.
 * Midgard Serpent:... You mortals always have to learn things the hard way. This is why I rarely give advice.... Very well. It's clear that you too can only learn for yourself. But be made aware.... There's no garrentie that fates would be so kind with your horn next time. (Sinks into the depths)......
 * Yakbrain: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Faints)......"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh now the idiot faints........"
 * Sister Preyer: "...... Valkyrie, is, is this true?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "The Midgard Serpent rarely lies. He sees no point in it since he is already suffering an exsample of cruel fate. So, he rathers be bluntingly honest."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... I bet you hate me now, now that you know everything, Sister."
 * Sister Preyer: "The Church do not believe in grudges."
 * Pines: "But in my personal opinion, trying to perimently de-fly the princess was still not cool!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "HOW ELSE, WAS I SUPPOSE TO AVENGE EAGLE BEAK?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "I understand this, but, based on what the Serpent said, Eagle-Beak may had been the wrong worring too much about a future he might not be able to prevent then to trust in the alicorns."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "How can he? At the time, Celestia was blindly hopeful that friendship would stop Nightmare Moon's return?"
 * Bum Dum: "Well, I heard it kinda did, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "STAY OUT OF THIS, DUMS!?"
 * The Dum Twins paniced!
 * Professor Spoonful: "Miss Ice Valkyrie, we know why you are devoted to this griffin, but to my understanding, he wasn't what Equestria needed, nor wanted in the end. He has long passed the point of being what you knew him as."
 * Sister Preyer: "Please understand that Eagle-Beak may not be the messiah you mistook him as. Please. Your parents wouldn't've wanted this from you."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Eye twicthes as she glared at the exbadition group)..... Consider yourself lucky that your're a member of a church, Sister. Otherwise, I usually do NOT tolerate people who reference my family like that?! You never knew my parents?!"
 * Sister Preyer: Well, now I wish to know. How special were they that drove you to agree with Eagle-Beak?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs) Because my mother was a successful student of Celestia, and a good noble fighter, and my father was a diligent royal guard and one of the few who was actually competent. Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance were the best couple to fight for Equestria and I believed they could never lose as heroes when I was a filly. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Ice Valkyrie is just my elite name from my group. I had them when I traveled the world searching for help. From the deepest seas of the Maricolous Ocean, to points higher than the peak of Mount Everhoof. Again, the people were too concerned with their own problems more than that of ours. Ice Valkyrie was the name I used when traversing the poles. That's when I found Yakbrain and decided to help him since his society has a similar problem.
 * Sister Preyer: ".... Then surely you would understand that Jarred and Hopeful would've wanted you to rise above tragity and negitive enfluences like Yakbrain.... Let alone Eagle-Beak. Clearly you would know that your parents would approve of neither of them."
 * Ice Valkyrie: I know. I don't particularly like the extremes I'm taking. I'm sure they don't appreciate them either. But nopony understands what I'm trying to get across, and all they do is make things worse. Call me a sort've Batmare, I don't want anypony else to lose their lives to something too strong for them. I just have trouble taking the first steps because they're too slippery. I fail to see how they can be so joyful when a threat is on the horizon! They might as well paint targets on their flanks! They have so much and yet they don't know the best thing to do with it. It's like trying to run a business comprised of idiots! They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.
 * Professor Spoonful: Look, guys, let's discuss this on the way back to my place. In case you forgotten, the Midgard Serpent gave us 2 days to use this staff, and the clock's already started ticking, so let's move! And before you bring out that benufactor, well, he can stand to wait alittle longer. Now, who's gonna pick up the "good" prince?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Whitewood."
 * Whitewood proceeded to gently picked up Yakbrain with it's jaws and placed him on it's back, able to hold him find dispite the size and girth.
 * Pines: "..... Hey, that wooden dog creature's awesome. How did you came to meet it?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I adopted Whitewood as an abandoned pup when her parents were consumed by Chippermites, the wood-eating cousins of Twittermites. Imagine fleas, ticks, and termites mixed with Twittermite genes, and you have basicly tiny buzzsaws being able to reduse even a great redwood to nothing but a shame of it's former glory..... Timber Wovles fear them for a reason."
 * Pines: "What!? Your big wooden golum dog is afraid of tiny little bugs?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I had said they eat wood, didn't I?"
 * Pines: "Well yeah, but Timberwolves are BIG, and those bugs are tiny!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well if size did not matter to the defeaters of the Midgard Serpent, do you seriously think it's any different between these two creatures?"
 * Pines: "Well, when you put it like that-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I thought so. Now, let's leave this place. (The group leaves.)"
 * Yakbrain was still unconjustus and seen in the guest bed.
 * Professor Spoonful: "(Observing the staff) It may end up being temporary, but I am nonetheless glad I am able to witness the Staff itself."
 * Sister Preyer: "But I'm worried if it's even safe to have that around Klugetown.... It would be easily too attractive to the lost souls here, let alone Verko."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh I assure you, once I figure out the staff in my pace, no brazen crook would dare come after the staff."
 * A Little Garder Snake was listening, and slithered off.
 * Verko: "SO, YA THOUGHT YA CAN MESS WITH ME WITH A SKUNK-ASS FUR RUG, LICK VILDE?!"
 * A Nick Wilde Look-a-like Fox and a Judy-Look-A-Like friend were seen.
 * Lick Vilde: "Hey, hey, come now, Verky, babe, I made sure it was desmelled!"
 * Verko: "IT'S STILL, THE FUR, OF A SKUNK'S, ASS?! THAT ALONE, IS GROSS?! And worse off...... I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP MY GRANDMAMA'S FUNERAL AS SHE WAS BURIED IN THAT RUG AS PER TRADITION?!"
 * Bunny: "..... OH SWEET CRUD, LICK?! REALLY!?"
 * Lick: "Look, if ya want, we'll just go right back to Zingdom in Abyssinia and uh, never bother you, again?"
 * Verko: "..... You think I'm stupid, Lick? Cause I can OBVIOUSLY see, that your with one of the royal guard of the king of Zingdom?! SO ON TOP OF YOUR DEGRADING OF SWEET GRANDMAMA, WHO WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY, LICK, YA BRING A GUARD HERE?!"
 * Lick: "Not, purposely, because ya see, she scammed me into helping her find a lost otter who went missing cowinidently after he settled a dept with ya!"
 * Verko: "ARE YOU TRYING TO APPLY THAT SOME ZAP'S BAD LUCK WAS MY FAULT?! I may be scum, but I'm FAIR scum?! After people like that otter paid their dept, I leave them alone! It's as simple, as that!"
 * Bunny: "Ahem! I am more then a random guard, I am Marcy Lagomorthen, and I want to know where you last seen Mr. Otto Emmetson?"
 * Verko: "I had my private Airship guy take him back home. He was too nice fer Klugetown anyway. Espeically with a wife as sweet as his and some cute snot-noses with him! Ya might knew him as Sanchez, a black panther, reminded me too much of Founder Fortuna, but whatever. He's still a nice guy, great driver, but a paranoid nutcase! He actselly believes in crazy legends like the Midgard Serpent and Taiklar Blackheart, can ya believe that?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Lick: "(Laughs) Yeah, that Sanchez, always a worried wort! (Laughs!)"
 * Verko: "But all the same...... I can't have a guard know too much about my operations here!"
 * Lick: "Diididididididididididididididididi-Don't worry, she's, she's hardly creditable with the captain of the guard Toro. That water buffalo is a HUGE brute when it comes to upholding the law. In fact, Marcy here's barely even a real gaurd, she's actselly just the announcer chick for the guard! How bout that?!"
 * Verko: "A guard's a guard, Lick! And both you and the rabbit are going down?!"
 * Two thugs grabbed the duo!
 * A trapped door opened to show a pit of lava with sharks in it!
 * Lick: "LAVA SHARKS!? REALLY?!"
 * Verko: "Hey, if one thing doesn't kill ya, another will. What can I say? I'm an A++++ Student, IN OVERKILL?! HAVE A NICE SWIM, LOSE- (The Garder Snake showed up) GAH?! WINSTEN?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERUPT ME WHILE I'M WITH- (Saw that the thugs were knocked out and that the duo were gone)..... WHAT HAPPENED?!"
 * Thug 1: "(Dazed) Dude, that was one fast, and tough, bunny."
 * Verko: "IDIOTS?! (Groans) This is coming out of their paycheck! (To Winsten) THIS BETTER BE GOOD, WINSTEN?!"
 * Winsten: "(Igor voice) But it is, Verko. It's the professor. He's got it."
 * Verko: "..... The flu?"
 * Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko. The Yakotaur staff."
 * Verko: "..... Which Yakotaur in speifific, exactly?"
 * Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko, Of Legend! The Yakotaur of Legend!"
 * Verko: "Wait, ya mean the son of two warlords each from a remaining strain of Magic-Capable Minotaurs and Yaks of the Frozen North that tried to breed the ultamate conguror but went bad shit insane and had to be punched into Tartarus?"
 * Winsten: "Yes, yes, Mr. Verko!"
 * Verko: "..... WELL WHY THE GUNK DIDN'T YA SAY SO INSTEAD OF PLAYING STUPID GUESSING GAMES?!"
 * Winsten: "Sorry, Mr. Verko."
 * Verko presses a button.
 * Verko: "JANICE, CALL IN THE GANG?! My, "investment", with that crazy Spoonbill has FINALLY paid off! I need them to come with me to collect the result!"
 * Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
 * Verko: "Oh, and uh, bring my coffie aroud 9:10, will ya? And I want the marshmellows and the caramel cream taste in them this time, Janice, or it's coming out of your salery!"
 * Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
 * Wisten: "Oh, the caramel cream, sir?"
 * Pines: (They analyzed the Staff)... Well, the magic used by this thing has some ounce of extinct Minotaur magic, along with Panan magic given the red collector crystal, so I guess one of the warlords, like the Minotaur one, had this thing imported from Pana, and man, it's oozing with black magic. They weren't kidding, this thing can f*** a lot of s*** up.
 * Sister Preyer: As a religious person, I would advise you don't use ablest language like that.
 * Pines: Babe, this is Klugetown. Even Verko wouldn't give a gunk about what religious people want. You chose to live here, so you put up with it's antics.
 * Sister Preyer: Correction, my FAMILY chose to be here. I am not just a religious person, but I am a MODEST one. I didn't wanna leave our home, but they made me.
 * Pines: Nevertheless. Now, as long as we understand the consequences of using this dark weapon, we need to-
 * Yakbrain: (Shown to have waken up at this point) Forget that! We get the point. We got what we need, and we have 47 hours to do what we must with it. Now let's go.
 * Professor Spoonful: Prince Yakbrain, this is serious stuff. This staff is clearly not child's play. You need to-
 * Yakbrain: Look, we got a lot to do in 2 days, so can we not waste time which could be spent doing what we intended with fancy science babble?
 * Professor Spoonful: Sir, with all due respect, we are only trying to asess the risks it holds-
 * Yakbrain: Look, we can work out any bugs later. Right now, time is money. We must move. (They open the door to see Verko)
 * Verko: HEEERE'S VERKO! (Snickers)
 * Professor Spoonful: (Shrieks cartoonishly) V-V-V-V-VERKO!!!!
 * Ice Valkyrie:... The crime boss you're so afraid of... Is a naked mole rat?... (She laughed along with Rum and Bum) You're kidding me! I could peel his skin like a banana easily.
 * Rum Dum: "Sure he looks gross, but other then that, how is HE a mobster?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: Uh, Ice, my family back in the Frozen South don't even wish to mess with the guy. He didn't exactly get where he is now by himself. He's bound to have thugs with him.
 * Verko: Ahh, if it isn't King Charlatan's little nephew! How does it feel to be exiled with him and your cousin Edgar to the South for your crimes?
 * Sir Tuxedo: Not as painful as your obnoxious dry voice, pinkie.
 * Verko: Hey, be careful when you say "Pinkie", I still have bad memories of that encounter, and not just for the literal slur for my species! But besides the point. Come on, we used to be pals. Remember how you aided my capture of former Klugetown senators with your uncle's ice magic? (He and others were shocked) Ohhh, I guess they weren't supposed to know that!
 * Sister Preyer: So that's how you knew about him?!
 * Bum Dum: "Huh. No wonder people looked at you so scornfully, Tux."
 * Sir Tuxedo: You know also know why I almost didn't wanted to come here.
 * Yakbrain: "...... Is, is that why your stuck with me then?"
 * Sir Tuxedo: Yes, but blame my uncle for following along! Edgar warned me not to trust him, but I was convinced it was the right thing to do for our people. It's a mess in the Frozen South. Monsters and dangers around every corner. We were desperate. I left the family after Verko betrayed us.
 * Verko: Look, if it helps, if the big boss himself hadn't desided that actselly living up to the promise was a diffcult investment, I would've totally kept it otherwise. I just had to follow his orders, nothing personal. But ya know, I ain't here to reunite with some flightless waddle, I'm here to settle my debt to Spoonful! Winsten couldn't help but notice you got something valuable. Put it simply, I want the Staff of Yakotaur.
 * Sir Tuxedo: Oh, you CANNOT be serious!
 * Verko: As serious as a heart attack! Hand it over and I'll be out of your feathers forever, Professor.
 * Yakbrain: "Now listen here, mole rat! I have a benufactor that wants that staff too!"
 * Verko: "Well I would like for him to show up here and tell it to my face!"
 * ???: Consider your wish, granted, you furless vermin.
 * Verko: WHO SAID THAT?! I'M- (He was shocked as behind him was a hooded figure slightly taller than a Minotaur)
 * ???: What's the matter? Did you not requested for me to inform you that I desire that staff myself?
 * Sir Tuxedo: Ohhhh, you're dead.
 * ???: YAKBRAIN! The Staff! (Yakbrain handed him the staff)
 * Sister Preyer: WAIT, DON'T!! (The figure grabbed the Staff and held it, as the power sparked and gave the figure's bone-skinned arms magical holographic musles and looks as if a power long depraved was restored)... (The figure looks at Verko)...
 * ???:... So... You want to take it now, mole rat?
 * Verko:... I- (The figure fried him cartoonishly with the staff)... Not again! (He fainted)
 * ???:... Yakbrain, it's time for you and your ilk to leave these forsaken lands.
 * Prince Spoonful: Wait, what about us?
 * ???: I rendered Mr. Verko unable to move for months. That should be payment enough for your assistance. And be grateful, I was generious enough to even do such. (Teleports himself and Yakbrain's group before Professor Spoonful can do anything)!
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Oh no...... What have I done?"
 * ???: "You likely inadvertingly helped kick-start what could be Equestia's latest problem, from the looks of it."
 * Capper was seen casually leaning against the fence.
 * Sister Preyer: Well, look what the cat dragged in. HIMSELF!
 * Capper: Oh, how original!
 * Pines: Hey, Cap! How's life been for you since you beat Storm King?
 * Capper: Smooth. I don't have to worry about Verko since he was scared from me for some strange reason. How've YOU been since that ruckus at Lady Alea's casino/bordello/theater/pizza shop? Jaguar's hot in more ways than one.
 * Pines: Eh, she decided to be fair for once. The cheat was settled thanks to you. You've done a lot for Klugetown.
 * Capper: Well, got nothing better to do since I lost Chummer. So, Spoonful? You wanna tell me what that was all about, hmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm?
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh bother, Capper. Are you here to mock me about how my archiological find and aimed to fix this town backfired? Well can you please not? I'm not in the mood for any mockery."
 * Capper: "Relax, If you hadn't noticed by now, I'm here to be a good sport. I know some friends that would be more than happy to set those guys straight. But your gonna have to work with me, Professor. What exactly happened in that field trip of yours?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "No offence, Capper, but I was already in a difficult position to trust any outside force, let alone a con-cat like you. How can you expect me to trust you now, given what just occured?"
 * Capper: You slow, amigo? I'm not a charlatan anymore. I'm the town hero. It's what my friends would've wanted since I made up for selling them out to Verko by helping them take down King Storming Voice.
 * Professor Spoonful: Again, no offense, there's still a lotta stuff bad about you. Post-Storm King, you scammed Fallax.
 * Capper: Ugh, and the misconceptions continue! It's SO amazing they still listen to that lying cape fox Quae in the Gazette in service to Verko! And I thought Mendax was an overrated fox. Look, I did that because that lizard cheated some of my local friends and I cheated them back.
 * Professor Spoonful: What about the time when you stole from that rich bearded dragon Iuba?
 * Capper: He was a worse con artist than me, so I took all he stole and gave them back.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, let's not forget about how you lead that croc pirate Crockett here.
 * Capper: This band of ground squirrels in the Sandy Gang stole from him and I did him a favor. There wasn't much damage done since I showed him kindness.
 * Professor Spoonful: What about-
 * Sister Preyer: Professor, just give it up. He has nothing to gain helping us... At least, nothing criminal. He's pretty much our only chance to fix this.
 * Capper: Yeah. Besides, Klugetown doesn't have much concern not just for Verko's... Situation... (He looks at an immobilized Verko and sticks his finger in his nose scoffing as it stood that way)... But because the town's still recovering since, you know, a giant windmill wheel ran over most of the place and hurt a lotta people. I have a hard time even saying it wasn't the ponies' fault. So, hostility is at an all-time low. Gives me a chance to go out and save the day again. So, you guys in?
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... Oh, bother. I suppose it's better then being shunned in this miserable town for helping a would-be danger to the world, let alone, another more dire concern..... Come inside Capper, I'll prepare you a drink.... Believe, you'll very well need it, because the tale may be hard to swallow."
 * Capper: "I seen my fair share of crazy things. Try me.

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(The Midgard Serpent Returns)

(Ice Valkyrie's Song During Her Final Confrontation With Twilight (Pinkie: Geez Louise, why is that song everywhere all of a sudden?))