A Flurry Heart Attack

A Flurry Heart Attack is the 45th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After stopping Glowrod, the Lodgers take the oppertunity to see Shining and Candence's new child, Princess Flurry Heart. Though Celestia and Luna claim that they themselves had no knowledge of Alicorn birth because Flurry was Equestria's first Alicorn birth in millennia and Cadance herself had to earn her wings since she was born without them despite having an immortal father and a mortal mother, and then SUDDENLY Sunburst starts living in the Crystal Empire now because of Noon wanting to help her husband improve his apparently-weak skills, it was a nice sight over all. However, they had been met with new problems in the form of various villains wanting to use Flurry Heart for their own nefarious purposes. These villains include Tirek, who sensed the magic of the newborn Alicorn and wants to take Flurry's magic all to himself after sneaking himself and the Bug Animals, Snakemantis, and Jeorbo out to seek out the baby so Tirek can have the power to destroy Equestia, Dr. Nefarious, who heard about the incident and wants to kidnap Flurry Heart and turn her into an evil Alicorn to compensate with the loss of Blueblood, Queen Chrysalis wants to kidnap the baby to turn it evil just to spite Cadance, as well as to turn Flurry into an Alicorn-Changeling hybrid to have another shot of taking over Equestria, and she enlists the help of Mang, Junjie, The Villain League Councilors, and recruiting Ahuizotl into this to achieve her plans, Dark Dragon, who wants Krekka and Nidhiki, Meng Tao, and Mercurymon to capture the baby Alicorn and turn her into a weapon of conquest, Eagle-Beak, who ends up changing his mind about Flurry Heart thanks to his mysterious allies and has sent Sing Jin Sue, Xerxes and Crush, Jerky, Looger, Sting'nBite, a freed Hank, Anima, and Batula, Celisus and Narcotic, and the returning Blot and his crew to try and nab the infant in an attempt to use it to re-corrupt Qui back into being a villain, and an escaped Svengallop and Wind Rider, along with a dragged-in-against-his-will Dr. Eureka, ending up destroying the Crystal Heart again in an attempt to get back at The Main Six, mainly Sven and Rider trying to get revenge on Applejack, Rarity, and Rainbow Dash for ruining their lives, while Eureka was just forced into it because Wind Rider intimidated him into helping. Now thanks to them, the Crystal Empire is in danger of being attacked by the wild weather of the Frozen North once again. Can the Lougers, their recruited friends, The Celestial Princesses, and the Main 7 and the other Element Barers stop one hell of a custity battle AND begin ANOTHER CHRISTAILING to repair the heart in time to send ALL threats packing?

Chapter 1: Princess Flurry Heart
The Reforming Monistairy. Outside! Flurry comicly beats up Squidward in every form of torture imaginable as this song plays.
 * Foul Cheese drank some herbal tea from his personal cup.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... Thank you for being so kind to let me stay here until the Lougers come pick me up to return me to my proper place in Zo. My niece is possabiliy worried to death about me."
 * Madam Cuda: "Candence taught us to be neightberly to all troubled souls. It's no trouble."
 * Foul Cheese: "I mean it, after what that mole placed me through, I felt like I don't deserve any kindness."
 * Madam Cuda: You were not in control of that. Your niece will surely understand.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Well, everyone, Cadance is coming back with her baby, and the Lodgers are on their way to see it before picking Foul Cheese up.
 * Grimoors: Oh, finally, I get to see the little scamp who nearly destroyed the Crystal Empire. What a crazy mess that was.
 * Ann-Tena: Just be reminded that she was Equestria's first Alicorn birth since Luna.
 * Ryan: What about Cadance?
 * Ann-Tena: She too was a unicorn that had to earn her wings like Twilight was.
 * Clarence: It kinda bugs me that little FH was born an Alicorn when her mother was an artificial Alicorn.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Oh, that confuses me a lot, too.
 * Ann-Tena: And trust me, even Celestia and Luna don't know that much about the subject because they've never SEEN a natural Alicorn birth since... You know... Luna was the last natural Alicorn birth since Flurry Heart.
 * Zuhron: Amazing, really. (A teleporting sound was heard outside)...
 * Hypnorattle: Oh, there she is now. (Cadance and Shining Armor came out with a cooing Flurry Heart as everyone looked at her)
 * Flurry Heart: Hiii... Hiiiii-heee!
 * Everyone: Awww!
 * Cadance: Now, now, everyone, don't pressure Flurry. She's just a few days old, and she's already been balanced out of her uncontrollable powers. (Flurry put her hoof in her mouth)
 * Petey: Oh, she is just the most adorable little Dumbo I've ever done seen, yo!
 * Hypnorattle: Dumbo?
 * Petey:... Because of the large wings, and the... Ya know, Dumbo had giant ears and flies with them and...  You know... Never mind.
 * Shining Armor: Well, guys, just know that, even though she won't be firing lasers all willy-nilly and emitting sonic cries and shattering things, she's still going to be out of control with her flying.
 * Grimoors: Can't see that not being a problem with wings like that.
 * Cadance: Of course, when she grows up, her powers will start to manifest, and she'll thankfully be old enough to control them by then. But I can still sense all that power inside of her, so even with the easiest spell, it can still be reversed.
 * Ryan: Oh, what kind of insane asswipe would want to do that?
 * Shining Armor: Ryan, no swearing in front of the baby!
 * Ryan: Oh, come on, it's not like she talks that much.
 * Cadance: She said a lot of words recently. Granted, they are not big words, but she can still be pretty impressionable when watching people speak.
 * Shining Armor: As for your question, there's a safe bet that there's some people like villains who want to use the power within her for evil.
 * Foul Cheese: "Oh what sort of sorry scum would want to misuse a baby?"
 * Cadance: Villains are really reckless that way. They would want to raise a baby in order to be evil, or they would want to steal all that power from her. A baby with uncontrollable power is something that can attract a lot of villains. Just ask some specific Nicktoons from the Nickelodeon Universe.
 * Petey: Oh, you mean that kid of Cosmo and Wanda? I guess this little cutie-pie is like him in so many ways. Aren't you, you little cuddle-cups? (Pinches Flurry Heart's cheek despite his size, but Flurry ends up eating him) HMMPPHH!!!...(Flurry spit him out)
 * Flurry Heart: BLEEHH!!
 * Petey: OH, GROSS, IT'S ALL OVER ME!!!...(He uses the saliva and rubs his arms together with it)
 * Grimoors: And that's even more gross.
 * Shining Armor: So for the safety of our child, I'm going to be recruiting more ponies to act as guards for the Crystal Empire. Don't know how long I plan to keep this up. But maybe it'll be until she's old enough to defend herself...if she ever does.
 * Cadance: It may seem like much, but we need to do whatever we can to make sure Flurry Heart isn't used for nefarious purposes.
 * Grimoors: "Are you kidding? Your royal guards couldn't even save Celestia from a freaking plant! They're unreliable as all of helheim!"
 * Shining Armor: Maybe, but besides the Lodgers and my sister's friends, they're all we've got.
 * Grimoors: You mean besides the Wonderbolts?
 * Shining Armor: Yes, besides them. (The Lodgers' van was heard outside)
 * Icky's voice: WE'RE HERE, BITCHES!!! (A slap was heard) OW! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
 * Lord Shen's voice: THERE'S A F****** BABY IN THERE, IDIOT!!!
 * Cynder's voice: Shen, you'd better watch your language, too! (Flurry Heart was hearing all this and watching outside)
 * Sparx's voice: (Sighs) Okay, let's NOT talk until we see the damn baby! Agreed?
 * Spyro's voice: Sparx, language!
 * Flurry Heart: Huh?
 * Shining Armor: (Sighs) Not a very good first impression for the baby.
 * Deep Sea: That's the Lodge for you, bros. They always know how to mess up an enterence, man.
 * The door of the van opens up and Spongebob comes out.
 * Flurry heart looks at him with baby-like awe.
 * Flurry: "..... Spongey! SPONGEY!"
 * Flurry teleported from the room!
 * Shining: "Oh boy, she's over excited again!"
 * Spongebob: "Ahh, what a beautiful day in-"
 * Flurry heart teleports from nowhere and dive-bombs at Spongebob, giggling!
 * Spongebob: "WHAT THE FLIM-FLAM?!"
 * Flurry Heart slams into Spongebob!
 * The Lougers gasped at this!
 * Icky: "WOW!? I KNOW SHINING SAID SHE HAS BIG WINGS, BUT LORD ALMIGHTY?!"
 * Lord Shen: "She's like a small miricle of nature."
 * Patrick: "(Brings out a battle-ax) I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?!"
 * Sandy: "WHAT THE- PATRICK, (TAKES AWAY THE AXE), YOU PINK NUM-NUTS, THAT'S SHINING AND CANDENCE'S BABY, YOU DUNCE?!"
 * Flurry was lovingly nibbling on Spongebob's head.
 * Soothsayer: "She seems to take a strong liking torwords you, Spongebob."
 * Spongebob: "(Strained and nasaly cause Flurry's sitting on his nose) I noticed."
 * Flurry turned and then proceeded to take Spongebob's pants off and put them on herself.
 * Icky: "(SCOFFS AND WEESES), OH, MY, GLORIES?!"
 * Patrick: "Hey, she stole your pants!"
 * Spongebob: "What can I say? It's the best SEAT in the house!"
 * Shenzi: "(Tickles her chin) Aw ain't you just the sweetest thing."
 * Icky: "Correction. (Brings out a pot of melted chocolate and covers her in it). NOW she's the sweetest thing."
 * Shenzi: "Dang it fool, it was a figure of speech?!"
 * B.O.B.: "I got this! (Places Flurry inside of his body, then takes her out free of chocolate, but now covered in his slime). There you go."
 * Lord Shen: "BLAST IT, B.O.B., THAT DOESN'T HELP!?"
 * B.O.B. wisles for the slime residue to crawl back to him.
 * Squidward: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, ain't you the cutest thing since sliced bread."
 * Suddenly, Flurry took one look at Squidward and donned a quick angry scowl.
 * Squidward: "..... What?"
 * Flurry started to levitate Squidward and beat the snot out of him as Squidward was repeatingly saying "Ow"!
 * Patrick: "SHE'S BEATING UP SQUIDWARD, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?!"

Cutaway Present A full view of the Monistairy and Manehatten. Later.
 * Squidward: "(Becames a Gorgon-Cyclops) HOLY FISH-PASTE!? GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF ME?! (THROWS OFF THE FEATURE), (Flurry began to put Squidward to various painful transformations, from being inside out, being set on fire, being cut in half by scissers, getting a giant nose, and various transformations not shown on the camera as it focused on the lougers getting disturbed reactions from it) STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP?! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU KI-"
 * Flurry Heart turned into a Sea Bear and roared!
 * Squidward: "..... (Twiches)...... OH NOT THIS S*** AGAIN!?"
 * Squidward runs away!
 * Spongebob: "SQUIDWARD, NO?! REMEMBER THAT SEA BEARS-" (Squidward was heard getting beaten up by her off camera)...can't hurt you when you're in a circle.
 * Squidward: There's no sand here!
 * SpongeBob: Dirt's good enough! (Squidward was thrown in front of them bruised and beaten up)
 * Flurry Heart: (Transformed back to normal and was resting in Sandy's arms)...Hiiii-hee!
 * Squidward:...What was that all about?!?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know, I guess she just doesn't like you.
 * Patrick: Pretend to be somebody else.
 * Squidward: THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP!!!
 * Shining Armor: (They all came out) Oh, I am so sorry about Flurry Heart, she just gets too over-excited with her powers.
 * Squidward: But I thought you balanced that out! OW!
 * Cadance: We only prevented it from being out of her control. When she gets over-excited, her powers go nuts.
 * Squidward: Well, why the barnacle did she beat me up?!?
 * Shining Armor: We...might've shown her a cartoon or two. Let's just say... It concerns some of your episodes that didn't shown you in a positive light.
 * Flurry Heart: (Coos and puts her hoof in her mouth)
 * Sandy: Aww, she's still just as cute as she was in that episode. (Tickles her) Citchy-citchy-coo! (Flurry Heart laughs)
 * Gloria: Aw, I just wanna dunk her in my coffee.
 * Sam: So, this is the baby who almost destroyed the Crystal Empire?
 * Cadance: Accidentally, yes. She just needed to learn to control her powers. We're still working on...what just occurred with you guys.
 * Squidward: And she just gave me a GOOD reason to NEVER see her again. She's a-
 * Sandy: SQUIDWARD, DO NOT INSULT THE POOR FOAL!!! She didn't know any better. Who wouldn't want to beat you up after seeing all those cartoons?
 * Squidward: Well, later, I'm going to show her all those Squidward Torture Porns and get her to like me so this NEVER happens again!
 * Mad Hatter: If I were you, I'd never introduce her to the word 'porn' because if she even hears that word, she's bound to look up what it means in the future.
 * Dormouse: I'd agree very much.
 * Cadance:...Well, was she all you hoped for?
 * Sandy: Shoo' right! I got to see her beat up a person who treats SpongeBob badly. I find it a great punishment for him after that Little Yellow Book incident.
 * Squidward: OH, SURE, RUB IT IN!!!
 * Spyro:...So, how exactly has she been since you gave birth to her? Because I have a pretty good reason what you might be worried about with her. My senses are going off the charts with her power.
 * Cynder: As is mine. She possesses a lot of magical strength for her age.
 * Cadance: She was born an Alicorn, so she's practically going to be stuck with that immeasurable power.
 * Shining Armor: And we feel that...well...
 * Max: WAIT, LET ME GUESS! (Dresses up like a game contender and presses a button) The power she possesses is going to attract a lot of attention to villains, and therefore there can be a lot of danger for her as the villains either want to make her a part of their ranks or steal the power entirely.
 * Shining Armor:...Yyyyyeah....And that's why we've increased the number of guards at the Crystal Empire.
 * Missing Link: You kidding? They're as useless as Captain Hook's second glove. They couldn't even protect Celestia from a giant mutant plant.
 * Shining Armor: It's the best we can offer in case you guys and my sister's team aren't around.
 * Ginormica: Oh, that's crazy. We're here almost every mission. You guys have more threats from our enemies than any other world.
 * Cadance: But you're not ALWAYS here. Sometimes you're off on the Dragon Realms, or the Alternate UUniverses, or even the worlds of your allies.
 * Shining Armor: Speaking of which, how was the mission in the Alternate UUniverses?
 * Icky: Oh, defeating Glowrod wasn't that hard. Villains Act villains these days are starting to lose their edge since they were defeated by an unexpected swarm of heroes. We learned a surprising twist on Glowrod's hideout planet, and they helped us deal with all his spare hideouts and his ingenious invention junk. He won't be going anywhere for a long time.
 * Zuhron:...I'm starting to feel like heroism is too easy for you guys now.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, don't get me started! We have nothing to worry about when it comes to the Villains Act. The Heroes Act seemed to clean up all the scum of it's society, and only call us when the going gets tough. To be honest, we weren't really needed. The Heroes Act could've cleaned up Glowrod's act without us since they would've learned that by themselves.
 * Monkey: Eh, at least we get to learn more about the Alternate UUniverses.
 * Sandy: (Still holding Flurry Heart) But I'm sure little Flurry-Wurry would like to hear our stories as soon as she gets older. Wouldn't you, you little rascal? Would you? Would you? (Flurry Heart giggles)
 * Flurry Heart: Squirrel!
 * Sandy: Huh? She started talking already? When did she start doing that?
 * Cadance: She said her first word yesterday.
 * Flurry Heart: (She was watching SpongeBob SquarePants on the TV)...Spongy!
 * Shining Armor:...Did...did you just speak?!?...HONEY, FLURRY SAID HER FIRST WORD!!! SHE SAID HER FIRST WORD!! CADANCE, SHE SAID HER FIRST WORD!! (He ran out)...
 * Flurry Heart: (Was confused)...(She continued watching the cartoon as it showed 'April Fools')...YAAAYYY!!
 * Squidward: SHE SAW THE APRIL FOOLS EPISODE?!?...Well, no wonder she beat me up!
 * Flurry Heart: You mean!
 * Sandy: Darn right he is. And that's not the only thing that meanie has done.
 * Squidward: PLEASE don't make it worse for me by telling her all that crap! I've been through enough, thank you!
 * Icky: "Well she already knows about the Camping Episode since she took the form of a Sea Bear."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, at least you don't have to worry about sea rhinos picking that up and.... And..... Ohhhhhhhhh."
 * Squidward: "What?"
 * A snort was heard.
 * Squidward slowly looks behind him and saw a Sea Rhinosaurus.
 * Shining: "..... Did I, forget to mention we've opened a new excotic show of creatures from your worlds and beyond and included things like that sea rhino?"
 * Squidward: "...... Mama."
 * Squidward's screams was heard as all of Manehatten heard it.
 * Squidward was banaged.
 * Icky: "Wow is this episode not one of your better ones."
 * Squidward: "And I thought it was only the modern spongebob series that's bad with my suffering."
 * Tulio: Well, to be honest, the only old SpongeBob episode I had a problem with was Club SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob:...Why?
 * Tulio: Well, it was funny that Squidward was getting consequences for his actions the first time, but the more you really think about it...he's getting punished with starvation. I mean, who WOULDN'T wanna ask what that conch shell was all about? Yes, he was being a jack...uh...jerk about it and that makes it understandable, but was letting him starve to death really the right act of punishment?
 * Miguel: I've been starting to ask that myself.
 * SpongeBob:...I guess I hadn't thought about that.
 * Lord Shen: It doesn't really matter, that episode was perfect. Squidward at least got his comeuppance.
 * Sandy: Yep. Sad that it's been reduced to him being ruined for no reason.
 * Squidward: Can we PLEASE just stop talking about me for once?!? Aren't we supposed to be doing something else like...I don't know...RETURNING FOUL CHEESE BACK TO THE ALTERNATE UUNIVERSES?!?
 * Thunderclap: "Ok, ok! You don't have to be a grouchy gus about it! Sheesh!"
 * Foul Cheese: (Chuckles) Was he really that big a jerk?
 * Shenzi: Unbelievably. Now then, Mr. Foul Cheese, it's time to take you back to Planet Zo. And on our way, we need to have a chat with about what happened.
 * Foul Cheese: About time, too. These people seem pretty strange, and out of my comfort zone.
 * Ryan: That's our UUniverses for you.
 * Flurry Heart: Cheesy!
 * Foul Cheese: Yeah, you're adorable, kid. I've seen a lot of cute Lony children in my day, and look-alikes are more than welcome.
 * Private: Yeah, we need to look that 'Lony' thing up someday.
 * Foul Cheese: Don't get your hopes up. Nobody knows where their home is, or even what happened to it. Now then, let us move.
 * Flurry Heart: Bye-bye! (Giggles)
 * Icky: "We'll be back to check up on you guys and to see Sunburst.... The guy kinda has alot to answer."

Chapter 2: Sunburst the Crystaller
Several Hours Later, the Christail Empire. Outside Flashback Present Flashback Present
 * Sunburst, canonised as he was seen in the episode, was seen working on several new magic books he earned ever since he became christailer.
 * Sunburst: "Magic as far as the eye can see... And read.... And Analise...... And learn! Who knew being a christailer of a previously lost city would have such great perks!?"
 * Dawning Noon came in depressively.
 * Dawning sighed....
 * Dawning Noon: "...... Sunny.... I just came back from the doctor's, and..... Well.... The blood test came in and......"
 * Sunburst looked in concern at Dawning Noon.
 * Sunburst: "..... Something wrong?"
 * Dawning Noon: "...... Sunny....... I'm afraid..... We'll have to reconsider our plans for having children..... Our blood types are not compatable, and if we tried to make a little filly, it'll..... It'll..... (Starts wimper and softly sobs, covering her face with her hooves.)"
 * Sunburst: "..... My..... Word..... Are.... Are you sure it isn't a mistake?"
 * Dawning Noon: "He took the test again to make sure, but.... It was proven soon enough that, we're not capable of children cause of our bloodtypes."
 * Sunburst: "..... (Sighs sadly)..... It's, ok. We, we can always adopt a child when we're ready."
 * Dawning Noon: "It wouldn't feel the same to a child we made...... Sunburst..... I'm thinking of getting myself magicly pregnent."
 * Sunburst dropped his jaw to the floor as he almost lost his glasses!
 * Sunburst: "Noon, please no! Magical Pregnantcies are dangerious! I have at least 50 books and another 50 of those books in alternate languises, even in anichent griffin speak, and they all say that-"
 * Dawning Noon: "Kinda figured you reacted like this. That's why I won't ask you, and I doubt any of the princesses would agree to it. That's why I'm going on a trip to Draconequua to ask a Draconquuus to magicly grant me a healthy pony baby."
 * Sunburst: "Dawning, please! Starlight told me about what happened when Chaos Magic was inside her and made "Starfem", and I reminded myself what choas magic pregnantcies are like..... They're, not pretty."
 * Dawning Noon: "That's why I'm gonna go stay there for a while to be able to have the pregnantcy to go through without a hitch. This is a desidtion I'm making on my own, and nobody else is gonna stop me. I'm gonna go pack my things. (Turns around and leaves for her room.)"
 * Sunburst turned back to his desk and bonked his head into it.
 * Sunburst: "(Muffled) Karma you fickled mare, why must you be such a tease!"
 * Dawning Noon: (She walked out as she suddenly got approached by the Lodgers)
 * Gilda: Huh? Fancy meeting you here, Noon.
 * Noon: Oh, it's nothing. My husband's been through a lot of changes since he became a Crystaller. His job is starting to pay well, and we were thinking about having kids, but...(Sighs, and softly sobs)
 * Spyro:...What's wrong? Why can't you have a baby?
 * Noon: Because...it turns out our blood types aren't compatible with each other, so I'm afraid having a child of our own is impossible. And I was really looking forward to this all month.
 * Tigress:...Well, we're dreadfully sorry, Mrs. Noon.
 * Sandy: And it...it looks like you're going somewhere for a while.
 * Sunburst: (Looks outside to see the heroes)...Oh, goodness, it's you guys. (Comes out) Thanks for dropping by, I...I'm having a bit of a problem.
 * Sam: So we've heard.
 * Sunburst: You guys need to help. She's thinking about getting a magical pregnancy from Draconequua.
 * All Lodgers: WHAT?!?
 * Marty: YOU CRAZY, LADY?!?
 * Gloria: Oh, for God's sake, woman, don't sacrifice your baby-maker like that. Magical pregnancies are not a pretty sight.
 * Noon: If I can't give birth to a live baby through the proper way with Sunburst, then I'm afraid there's no choice.
 * Squidward: Just adopt a kid, stupid! (Banzai slaps him) OW!
 * Noon: It wouldn't feel the same. Hopefully the Draconequui will be able to purify the banked seed so a proper blood type can be given. Besides, I'm just giving birth to a normal baby. I'm sure that wouldn't hurt as much as those twisted versions.
 * Icky: "Well it depends. What's the Draconquuus doctor's name?"
 * Noon: "Oh don't worry, I looked it up, and he's considered a moderately successful doctor. His name is Doctor Malpractice."
 * The Lougers gave blank stares.
 * Tigress: ".... Your seriously gonna trust your body with someone with a name like that?"
 * Noon: "Don't let the concerning name fool you! Draconquui mostly name themselves after negitive things after all. He's actselly a very good doctor."
 * Lord Shen: "But does he have his credentials?"
 * Noon: "He got them after he graduated."
 * Trixie: "But how long ago DID he graduated?"
 * Noon: "Back in 2012."
 * Boss Wolf: "Did he ever screwed up?"
 * Noon: "Nothing majorly reputation ruining that I'm aware of. The closest he had to a mistake was getting his dieagnosis wrong, but he corrected it quickly."
 * Banzai: "Does he work in a legit hospital?"
 * Noon: "St. Child of Choas' Hospital."
 * Icky: "Ahhh, but did he ever attempted magic pregnantcies?"
 * Noon: ".... Admitingly, I'm his first time, but he's a good studier and-"
 * Lord Shen: "We still have to advise you to still think it though. Even the most compident of doctors can end up harming you even if they are being as careful as possable."
 * Noon: ".... Ok, ok, you persisent bunch win. I'll.... I'll think about it abit more. I didn't get to shedule an appointment with him yet anyway."
 * Shifu: Good answer. You need to be careful when situations involve beings of chaos and magical pregnancies. It'll hurt more than just a simple period.
 * Sunburst: Thanks, guys. I really owe you.
 * Lord Shen: It's what we do.
 * Sunburst:...So, what exactly did you come to talk about yourself?
 * Tigress: We've come to talk about a lot. Especially the fact that, despite how good you are with magic, you have been reduced to...whatever mess is inside there.
 * Sunburst: Oh, don't get me wrong, I had the strength and the capability...I just didn't have the social skills to make it count.
 * Puss: What do you mean? Weren't you good friends with Starlight and Noon before you went to Canterlot?
 * Sunburst: Yes, but making friends with her wasn't through social skills. We were friends since we were foals.
 * (Sunburst): The three of us met at a daycare center, and played well with each other, growing up as the closest of friends. We didn't need to express anything. All we had to do was play together, and Bob's your uncle, we were meant for each other. Though Noon was the one I shared a closer bond with than Starlight. I was lucky enough to be with her in Canterlot because she moved there shortly after I earned my cutie mark.
 * Sunburst: Though I had no idea what Starlight would become afterwards, and yes, I was indeed impressed that she could go back in time, and even with one of Starswirl's spells for that matter, I still had a good time. The two of us eventually fell in love, and after years and years and YEARS of waiting, we finally proposed. That is until you showed up.
 * Tigress:...And what about life at the school?
 * Max Cat: Yeah, I mean, Starlight went there to come looking for you, yet never found you. Didn't you send any letters, or happen to notice her at some point? Hell, did you even TELL something was up when word spread about her attack on Canterlot? What exactly rendered you into an anti-social brainiac with little-to-no skill?
 * Sunburst:...It's...kind of a long story....
 * (Sunburst): "It was the night of the magic ball dance, and I was stressed out about the idea of dancing with girls.... I, was still a socially awkword fool. My stressed got so bad, that I learned.... The Stresskey Spell."
 * Sunburst hid in the bathroom and started to make Stresskeys out of his stress.
 * (Sunburst): "I hoped the Stresskeys weren't smart enough to get out, but....."
 * (Squidward): "Let me guess..... They got out, didn't they?"
 * The Witch Doctor song was heard as the Stresskeys were causing mayhem in the magic ball, as well as the entire school.
 * Sunburst stared in shock of the mess he made, and as he attempted to leave, he runs into a disappointed Princess Celestia and the Magic Shcool Headmistress.
 * (Sunburst): "I uh.... Fell from positive graces from The Headmistress and disappointed Celestia."
 * Sunburst: Your highness, I am SO sorry about the Stresskies! It's just that, well, I get nervous when I'm around girls, and, well, I just, I- (Celestia puts her hoof up to stop him)
 * Celestia:...I understand, Sunburst. But you need to learn to control your stress. Stresskies are what your stress take the form of when they're released through your horn. It's not a spell that could easily be controlled, but it was an infamous creation of another wizard who had stress issues. His Stressky spell was then used for wicked things, and-
 * Sunburst: And then it quickly got out of control, and chaos ensued. It's a curse, really. Not literally, but...well...
 * Headmistress: But I'm afraid you still need to fix the mess you made, Sunburst. And I must say that property damage and reckless endangerment is not something fully accepting here. So as punishment, you are suspended from your studies for 2 weeks.
 * Sunburst: WHAT?!? But, but, but that's not fair!
 * Headmistress: TWO weeks! I want no excuses, young colt!
 * Celestia: Miss Twinkle Dust, do not be too rough on him for his mistake. Stresskies are something that gives ponies a lot of trouble.
 * Headmistress: But...but he damaged a lot of property!
 * Celestia: You cannot blame him for being out of control.
 * Headmistress: Well, what I wanna know is where he learned such a spell!
 * Sunburst: I don't know, I swear!
 * Headmistress: I'm sensing lies, young colt! Tell me the truth, or I'll have to extend your suspension to 4 weeks!
 * Sunburst: IN A BOOK, OKAY?!? I GO OUT IN A FOREST AND SET A LOT OF THEM FREE TO RELIEVE MYSELF!!! JUST PLEASE, GIVE ME A BREAK!!!
 * Celestia: Twinkle Dust, I told you not to be too rough on him. Therefore, I'm going to ask you to leave.
 * Headmistress: This is MY school, and it's my responsibility.
 * Celestia: I'm not going to ask again, Headmistress! As princess, I order you to leave.
 * Headmistress:...Very well! But know that he's not going to be viewed well after this. I hope he's happy to have caused all this trouble and possibly injured other students. Good day. (Leaves)
 * Sunburst:...I...
 * Celestia: Sunburst, do not mind her, she's just- (Sunburst was seen running away sobbing)
 * (Sunburst): And Headmistress Twinkle Dust was right. Nopony seemed to like me for ruining such a good ball dance. I was still suspended from my studies, and had to do chores for 2 weeks straight. And even still, nopony looked at me the same way again. Ever since, I had little confidence in my abilities. (Sunburst was seen getting less efficient in his skills, and sighed depressed)
 * Sunburst: Everypony thought I was a fool. I was shunned and thus I never got around to becoming a perfectly-good wizard like I always dreamed. That simple mistake was the turning point that ruined me into being secluded. I've never had a happier time in my life until falling in love with Noon. But then when I put my skills to the test by becoming a Crystaller, everypony seemed to forget that incident. I gained my confidence back after so many years of oppression and despair.
 * SpongeBob:...That...was...THE SADDEST THING I'VE HEARD BY FAR!! (He and Patrick started crying)
 * Sunburst: I know, it was...(The two were running around spraying tears)...a little...(The two got on the ground crying as SpongeBob was laying flat on the ground and Patrick was banging his head on the ground)...sad? (The two then cried tears into each other's mouths) EWW!! Are you two always like that!?
 * Icky: "You have, NO IDEA, how often they did that."
 * Sunburst: So that's why I have not been all that good at my skills.
 * Kowalski:...Wow, what a twist.
 * Noon: Yes. I didn't care what he did. He was still a great pony, and pretty funny. He still makes me laugh even now. And again, we were intending to have kids until we discovered we had incompatible blood types.
 * Icky: Oh, and you were really looking forward to having sex, huh? I'm sure it would've felt-
 * Lord Shen: (Grabs Icky's beak) PLEASE don't say anything else, prehistoric one.
 * Iago: I still say that adopting a baby is better. It saves you a lot of trouble.
 * Noon: I said I was going to think about it, okay? Now let's all stop worrying about our marriage. Don't you guys have anything important to do?
 * Shenzi: Hold your horses, lady, we've pretty much got nothing left to do but to check up on your friend Starlight and Twilight back in Ponyville. Already got Foul Cheese back to Planet Zo, so we can pretty much wait before we head back to the Dragon Realms. I mean, it isn't going anywhere. Just try not to get yourselves in trouble, you two. (They left)
 * Noon:...(Sighs, and looks at the sperm vial)...
 * Sunburst: Noon, honey, just come inside. Perhaps some tea will help you out. (They both got inside)

Chapter 3: Multi Villain Troubles
Meanwhile... The scream echoed to Junjie's room. Later... Scourge Imperial Palace, Spherus Magna Nefarious Space Station Equestria Tartarus Eagle-Beak's Hideout
 * The Leage Fortress was seen.
 * Chrysalis walked up before the Villain Leage Grand Council.
 * Chrysalis: "Good members of the Leage Grand Council, and other Leage High Rankers, thank you all for coming here to today. For I have something that'll be able to help us make up for lost ground after a rather abysmal start of the new year."
 * Jafar: "Well get on with it! I was REALLY looking forword to a peaceful day of tormenting some of our slaves."
 * Ursula: "It better be good."
 * Maleficent: I sure hope so. We haven't even had a big villainous plan for quite some time.
 * Dr. Facilier: Indeed. In fact, none of those other silly villain teams have had that much time. I'd say only the Dark Dragon Scourge is the team that has the least time for villainous plans.
 * Chrysalis: Well, this one is ripe for the taking. There has been an Alicorn birth in Equestria.
 * Mirage:...Another plan concerning that wretched world of friendship and unicorns? (Sighs) I can't believe we did evil plans there.
 * Mang: Let's just hear her out, Mirage.
 * Chrysalis: That pony princess I impersonated to get to Canterlot has finally given birth to her own child. This child seems to have a promising amount of magical capacity. And that may prove useful.
 * Mirage: If you're saying we should raise the little brat to become evil, then you have to be absolutely deranged.
 * Chrysalis: I never said that, actually. I'm just saying that we can use that magic for...useful things.
 * Carnage: And what's that?
 * Chrysalis: Well, there are other ways to corrupt a baby than just raising and inspiring it. I intend to transform this precious little creature into a powerful weapon for us.
 * Venom: Oh, we call hacks! We tried a similar thing on a defenseless baby by having an infected rat attack it, and looked how that turned out. If it didn't work then, how do you expect it to work now?
 * Chrysalis: I'll turn her into a Changeling-Alicorn hybrid, and we can use it's unimaginable power to have another shot at conquering Equestria.
 * Carnage: (Cackles wickedly) Good plan...except the Lodgers might be there to kick our asses into the dirt faster than you can say 'Victory is mine'!
 * Plankton: Have to agree with the psychopathic madman in an alien suit, this plan is doomed to fail no matter how hard we try.
 * Chrysalis: It's PERFECT!
 * Dr. Blowhole: It's the oldest plan in the boo-oo-oo-oo-ook, bug-breath!
 * Chrysalis: But it's worth a shot, isn't it?
 * Mang: "Oh come on, guys, it sounds like something of some great worth."
 * Venom: "Your just saying that cause your her bedmate!"
 * Mang: "WHY DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT!? I do legitamently think the little alicorn child is of serious worth! It has nothing to do with Chrysalis being a implied "bedmate"! So there!?"
 * The Spektic villains but the Grand Councilers leave.
 * Mirage: "And this was another waste of time."
 * Mirage flew up.
 * Chrysalis: "Ugh, I can't believe those ingretes!"
 * Jafar: "Actselly, I did actselly thought it is of noticeable worth."
 * Ursula: "Well, not that I don't agree with the specticisum, but, hey, action ineditable to fail is better then nothing at all."
 * Oogie Boogie: "Yeah, that baby's gonna be a nightmare when we're done!"
 * Captain Hook: "Well, anything to get me mind off of my cousin Carl becoming an "Internet" Me-Me on the computers ever since the Lougers are hooked up to Pan's shenanigens in humiliating him, along side that REALLY sex depraved dolphin!"
 * Hades: "As much as I prefer to not mess with god babies after how BADLY the attempt with Hercules went, why not?"
 * Maleficent: "Well, I actselly don't see a problem in this at all. I vote we do this any to try and boost moral. It's at an obvious low."
 * Chrysalis: "At least the good councilers are supportive.... But still, it's not enough for it to be just us. We need back-up."
 * Mang: "(Sighs depressively).... Unfortunately, attempting to go after anyone related to Celestia requires someone who's extremely evil.... And I'm afraid that, would mean, we have to include..... JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?"
 * Junjie screamed as he fell from his bed and landed into the bunks of his partners!
 * Galaxhar: "OOF?!"
 * Tai Lung: "DAH!?"
 * Makunga: "OH?!"
 * Junjie: "..... Oh no. I NEVER EVEN DONE ANYTHING YET AND MANG STILL SCREAMS ABOUT MY NAME?!"
 * Mang: "JUNJIE, LEAGE COUNCIL ROOM NOW, AND BRING YOUR ASSUSIATES!?"
 * Junjie: "..... I don't like where this is going."
 * Junjie:... So you want us to join you... To steal and mutate an Alicorn baby to do our bidding?
 * Chrysalis: Indeed.
 * Junjie: Oh, thank God, I thought you guys were going to be mad at something I didn't do. Hearing you scream my name is like the devil's ring tone!
 * Cobra: And don't you forget it, extremist ass! We're only bringing you along because the rest of the Villain League refuses to cooperate. Moral in the leage is at it's lowest, sadly. Doesn't help the last time we tangoed with babies, it often ends in humiliation.
 * Tai Lung: But hey, a least we finally get to do something big. I can't remember the last time you planned an actual villain scheme.
 * Jafar: Though I should point out that we might not be the only villains who see this as a grand opportunity.
 * Cobra: Oh, yeah, those other nasty villains might get some ideas. S***! Well, then we'd better act fast, because we got dibs! Someone get the ship ready!
 * Junjie: "And when we get to Equestia, I have an exsellent idea on where we can get some extra help. You'll like his sytile when you get to meet with him.
 * Dark Dragon: "Mercurymon, Meng Tao, I am entrusting you two and the Dark Hunters to go into Equestia, bring back the child back to me, so we can turn this infant into the ultamate Scourge Weapon of destruction. She could be a real use to finally quell our troublesome rebelion problems."
 * Meng Tao: "Not just that, but the alicorn child could even be a weapon of conquest."
 * Mercurymon: "And the best part is that it doesn't have it's own will! It is riped to be raised into a life of evil!"
 * Chang: "One problem, my lord. We might not nessersarly be the only ones who want that baby. There's bound to be compitition."
 * Dark Dragon:...(Growls angrily) You're right! No doubt it'll be those dirty Villain Leaguers and Nefarious fools. They'll make it harder for us to get the kid. Well, to them I say, I got dibs! I'm going to get to that baby before they do.
 * Krekka: Should we bring some reinforcements, like the Rahkshi?
 * Dark Dragon: The Rahkshi are busy quelling a rebelion, so, your gonna have to relie on your own wits.
 * Mercurymon: "I wager this is the kind of mission in need of stealth anyway."
 * Meng Tao: Though you do realize that we'll have to tango with not just the rival villain teams, but also the-
 * Dark Dragon: Shell Lodgers, yes. It is unfortunate we're the villain team that has the least screen time because our plans require time and preparation. And considering our base is on the Darkspawn forbidden Makuta homeworld of Spherus Magna, it would be a good thing we don't be disturbed by any heroes.
 * Krekka: Yeah, our homeworld is not the most dangerous Darkspawn world, but it is home and is still dangerous. And we at least did a lot of terrible things lately. A shame we don't have Nivawk as our spy anymore.
 * Dark Dragon: What is with all this talking nonsense? Just go and do your jobs!
 * Everyone: YES, SIR! (They took off)
 * Dark Dragon:... Ah, honorable Makuta, the power of machinery in our grasp, and yet we don't do much in our jobs.
 * Nefarious: (Watching YouTube) Oh, BIG woop! Ratchet and his pathetic backpack mate are next in Death Battle! And so any people think they'll be fighting Jak and Daxter or Sly Cooper. I wouldn't be surprised if it was that Jack-Nicholson-sounding alien from those Destroy All Humans games.
 * Lawrence: (Comes inside) Sir, I have news concerning our plans for the newborn Alicorn princess of Equestria.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Speak away, Lawrence, I haven't got all day!
 * Lawerence: "Well..... We might no longer be the only ones after the infant."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "What now?"
 * Lawrence: Turns out...the Villain League and the Scourge might be after the baby as well. (Shows them the progress of the other villain teams)
 * Dr. Nefarious:...DrraaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (He glitches as I Touched Myself by The Divinyls played)
 * Lawrence:...You really should have that looked at...one of these days. (Slaps him)
 * Dr. Nefarious:...AAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!! THEY CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO MEDDLE WITH OUR PLANS!!! AND THE LODGERS CAN'T EVEN BE ALLOWED TO CAUSE TROUBLE!!! The baby is a GRAND replacement for Blueblood! Her power is beyond any other Alicorn we've come to know. It even surpasses the purity of Kairi herself. I want any who dare interfere in our plans ANNIHILATED!!! Have you already sent XL, Warp, and all the available Nefarious Troopers and Hornets to get started on this mission?
 * Lawrence: They already left, and I have already given them the message, sir.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Well, that's good. I don't need all those insolent squishies causing an unnecessary villain war over something as crazy as a powerful baby.
 * Lawrence: Very good, sir. Now then, I must continue my solos.
 * Dr. Nefarious: You're STILL doing that?
 * Lawrence: I always do, sir. We all need hobbies, you know.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Just proceed. (Lawrence left)...UHGH! (Looking at his reboot appearance) That's NOT what I looked like when I was a squishy! I look like a goblin had sex with an elf! (Sighs) I can already tell this reboot movie is going to be s***! But for what is worth, at least it's not as bad as the live-action verson of the leage's Maleficent. MY GOD WAS THAT MOVIE WAY OFF OF THE ORIGINAL FILM!?
 * The Demon Vultures and Grimmer were seen pounded into submission as Cerberus was trapped in insect goo.
 * Snakemantis: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! That was an epic escape plan, Tirek!"
 * Jeorbo: "Next stop: That bratty alicorn baby!"
 * Tirek: "Indeed..... Just so we're clear, Jeorbo: I'M handling the baby! Not even a darkspawn feels comfertable letting a child loose onto the grip of a pedophile, even if it's a pony!"
 * Jeorbo: "Wow, who knew even DEMONS had standerds?"
 * Tirek: Oh, we Darkspawn have a lot of beliefs, too. It helped us a lot during the First Cartoonian Wars. Now, it's time we got my strength back. If you could just help me absorb some power from enough people and allow me to get the strength to complete the task, I will have you well rewarded.
 * Bug-Fox: Whoa, whoa, are you going to betray us like you did with Discord and that Junjie guy?
 * Tirek: You are too valuable for that. I only do that when I feel that they have outlived their usefulness.
 * Snakemantis:...Then what's to say you won't double-cross us as soon as you get the kid? Because we need a part of the action, too.
 * Tirek:...Hmm, you do possess a fair point. Well, then, how about this. In return for your services, I will make sure you NEVER go back to Tartarus, AND I'll have this 'Sweetie Drops' killed for you.
 * Snakemantis: Now THAT'S more like it! That's a deal!
 * Tirek: Now let us move. Cerberus won't stay stuck for long. (They left)
 * Eagle-Beak:...So, everyone...I guess our secret allies were clear. They have agreed that this newborn Alicorn from Equestria may prove useful after all.
 * Xerxes XX: How so? It's just a baby with an incredibly-high magic level. It would be crazy to take it from it's parents, not to mention very childish. Even those at the Villains Act wouldn't steal a child unless it was for a crucial reason.
 * Eagle-Beak: Well, were not going to just steal the baby and raise her to be evil. That'd be ludicrous and contrived. No, our allies said that they needed her power. And I just so happen to have a spell to do that.
 * Blot: "So, ye be wanting to plunder the baby for it's booty?"
 * Xerxes: "Ugh, that makes it sound worthy for a pedophile! Please rephrase that."
 * Blot: "..... Oh. What I mean is, ye be wanting that baby for it's hocu pocus?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, not myself in particular, but our allies want the power."
 * Sting'nbite: "Fair enough, but what for?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well..... They think that if one of them has that power, it will enable one such new barer to be able to magicly and perimently re-evilised Quidilen."
 * Hank: "So we're stealing powers from a baby god to get Qui back to being a villain?"
 * Jerky: "Oh why waste it on a reformed villain and not just use that power for ourselves?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well I rather we not have anything to do with the grand-niece of Celestia myself, but neither of us are gonna be able to say otherwise to our greater partners!"
 * Loogar: "So, how exactly are we gonna be able to kidnap a powerful god baby then? Even if the main 6 ponies had a bit of trouble trying to catch her, what makes you think we'll do any better?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Luckly, all babies are known to be attracted to baby things. Among them, (Magicly creates a sleep-spell powered binkie) A binky. This Binkie will place the child in a harmless slumber and will enable anyone to hold and carry her without a fuss."
 * Batula: "Are you a'sure that can even-"
 * Eagle-Beak shoves the Binky into Batula's mouth as the sleep-spell activated and places Batula into sleep.
 * Eagle-Beak: "And thank you for volenteering for being my test subject."
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Very well, Master. (Yanks the binky out of a quickly awaken Batula's mouth). We will seek out this child for you to take away it's powers."
 * Celisus: "Oh yes, and with Qui back to our side, we can establish a new VA here, and then we'll have here bring back the villains of our universes who had dennounced the Secret Founders and grow stronger from it! Then Qui's power will be enough to-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Celisus! I rather we do this one step at a time. We mustn't be too quick to take advantage of Quidilen's unfortunate past with those universes. Even re-evilised, Qui is less likely to be so assusiated again with the VA so soon after that Deserta mess, let alone being a villain in general."
 * Celisus: ".... Alchourse."
 * Narcotic: "Silly us."
 * Jerky: "Well, if it's a baby you want, then tell the stork he's not needed cause Jerky's Baby Delivering service is OPEN!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Good. I want you all to heed well to Sing Jin Sue's word and command. And be weary."
 * The villains leave.
 * Sgt. Crush: "Xerxes, I have a bad feeling we ain't the only ones going after that kid. I mean, a little god baby? Wouldn't that attact the villain teams of these universes as well?"
 * Xerxes: Too bad for them, Crush, because we got dibs. Now let us heed to Eagle-Beak's orders and get that baby. (They all head out)

Chapter 4: Svengallop and Wind Rider Return/The Villain Conflict
Back in Equestria A shadey part of Manehatten. The Christail Empire.
 * Members of the Black Stallian Asylum are seen picking up trash in a beautiful park in Manehatten.
 * Dr. Eureka was seen.
 * Dr. Eureka: ".... How the mighty have indeed fallen. I went to being a multi-billonian-playboy-CEO of a great company.... To a another repenter cleaning up trash at a local park. Oh well.... At least I'm among the few making an effert for change."
 * Two familier silluettes snag Dr. Eureka into the bushes and covered his mouth!
 * They were reveiled to be Svengallop and Wind Rider.
 * Svengallop: "Remember us, Inventor?"
 * Wind Rider: "We told you we would seek you out once the orderlies turned their backs away from sight."
 * Svengallop: "And we've comed up with another plan for revenge.... And it concerns you. We want you to make-swift some jetpacks to enable us to get to the Christail Empire where the Main 6 are staying to throw Princess Candence a congradulation party for their over-rated baby. I have another brillient revenge sceamed that Rider helped in abit."
 * Dr. Eureka: "I refused to cater to your madness again, you ratskallians!"
 * Wind Rider: "Want me to break this nerd's spine in places nopony figures they would go?"
 * Dr. Eureka: "(Wimpfully yelps)! E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-Even if I wanted to, how can I? We're away from my cell with toybox privaglegdes!? I don't have any tec for useage?"
 * Wind Rider: "I know a pony here who can help us with that...."
 * The Three arrived to a secluded area where they met with the Con Pony from "Gift of the Maud Pie" episode.
 * Wind Rider: "Hello, Con Artisan McScam, have you brought the items I asked?"
 * The Con Pony (McScam): "I had to break a few hearts, twist a few arms, and trick a Griffin Mafia boss into buying a rug made from skunk butt fur, but, (Pulls out a bag) I got the goods. (Reveils the technology inside) Enough for three jetpacks. Now, for the finder's fee."
 * Svengallop pulls out a giant sack of case and drops it.
 * Svengallop: "I stolen this from that dips*** Uptown Clover while he wasn't looking. I doubt he'll miss it."
 * McScam: "I like the way you think, Gallop."
 * Wind Rider: "Ok, Eureka, you got some toys to play with! (Grabs Eureka and stares intimidatingly) Start, playing!"
 * Dr. Eureka: "(Gulp)..... Yes sir."
 * McScam stared intently at his money.
 * Svengallop: "Try not to spend it all on one day, McScam. Ponies will get suspitous of why a lowly street-rat like you suddenly come across that much wealth."
 * McScam: "Aw don't worry about Good Ol' McScam. I blend in so well, it's like you can't see me. (Chuckles as he vanishes into the shadows)."
 * Svengallop:... So, Eureka, are you going to start building these things, or do you want to remain a nobody?
 * Wind Rider: Be warned that I WILL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT OF YOUR ASS IF YOU PICK OPTION TWO!!
 * Eureka: Are you even still capable of doing that for your age?
 * Wind Rider: YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO TEST THAT THROEY, (SMACKS A WALL WITH HIS HOOF AND MAKES GREAT DAMAGE), NERD!?
 * Eureka: (Yelps wimpfully)! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL BUILD THEM!!! Just please don't expect much from me after all the other crap we went through. Are you even sure this newest plan of yours will succeed!?
 * Svengallop: Oh, I assure you, this plan of mine will be entirely different. And it WILL be different.
 * Wind Rider: And once done, It WILL bring an end to Rainbow Dash and the bratty false Canterlotian fastion bitch who helped her out of being framed by me and ruined my Wonderbolt career.
 * Svengallop: Not to mention that foolish farmer pony!
 * Wind Rider: Well that one's just for you, Gallop.
 * Svengallop: And it will surely inspire fear in Dr. Whooves for you.
 * Dr. Eureka: "Tecnecally, I gotten over my personal rivalry with Whooves and-"
 * Wind Rider: "JUST MAKE THE JETPACKS?!"
 * Eureka: OKAY, DON'T RUSH ME!!! (He starts looking at the instructions)...So... Why the trip torwords the Christail Empire, I mean, aside from the mares present?
 * Svengallop: We, of course including YOU, are going there to do a little sabotage. With the farmer and her friends there, we can destroy the Crystal Heart, and let that crazy Northern weather do the rest.
 * Eureka: You want to DESTROY THE CRYSTAL HEART?!? That's crazy! We'd be punished greatly for something like that!
 * Wind Rider: If they had a chance to survive. But no, there's no chance. The Northern weather is too strong for even them to fight off. It's got a mind of it's own, and it's only instinct: freeze whatever is in front of it. Our enemies will be buried underneath mountains of snow and ice.
 * Svengallop: Indeed. That'll certainly teach them not to mess with us.
 * Eureka: "YOU TWO ARE MAD!? FIRST OFF, THEY ALREADY SURVIVED AGAINST THAT STORMY WEATHER MESS IN THE CHIRSTAIL EMPIRE AND THEY HAVE MANAGED TO REPAIR THE CHRISTAIL HEART SUCCESSFULY?! SECONDLY, IN YOUR HESTE TO PUNISH A MISFIT GROUP OF YOUNG MARES, WHO ONLY HALF OF THEM PERSONALLY WRONGED YOU TWO, YOU'LL ALSO MAKE THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE SUFFER AS WELL!? YOU BARBARIC NITWITS WOULD DESTROY AN INNOSENT CITY OVER PETTY REVENGE!?"
 * Wind Rider: "Eh, it's really nothing against the Christail Empire otherwise. We mainly just want to use that storm against the Main 6. Particularry Rainbow Dash and her bratty friend in my case."
 * Svengallop: "It's admitingly unfortunate the Christail Ponies would be left defenceless against the Frozen North's weather, but, as qouted by the story "Ishmal", you shouldn't've lived in a area not meant for sentient inhapitation to begin with. Their own fault desiding to leave in the artic wastelands of the Frozen North to begin with. If anything, this should motivate them to move somewhere else and somewhere warmer."
 * Eureka: "BUT WHAT IF THEY CAN'T!? WHERE ELSE ARE THEY SUPPOSE TO GO?! THEY'LL END UP STARTING A REFUGE EPIDEMIC OVER LOSING THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE?! CHRISTAIL PONIES WILL END UP PILING UP TO BECOME HOMELESS BUMS AND VAGABONDS?! OR WORSE?! THEY'LL START VIOLATING THEIFT LAWS JUST TO SURVIVE?! I WON'T BE A PART OF THIS!?"
 * Wind Rider smacked the wall again to scare Eureka!
 * Svengallop: ".... Dr. Eureka. What becomes of those over-rated christail ponies means little to nothing to us. If they wanted to live in a area not meant for sentience inhapience where they needed a silly christailised heart to keep bad weather away, that's their fault! Our attempt is meant to harm The Apple Farmer and her twat friends! The ruining of the Christail Empire is an albeit unintentional consiquence that, in terms of the likelyhood of getting satisfactory that we ended the lives of the main 6, we'll get over. Now, are you going to AT LEAST HUMOR US, or does Wind Rider have to punch something other then a wall?"
 * Eureka was fearful of Wind Rider's strengh, and fearful began building up the jetpacks.
 * Svengallop: "..... That's, more, like it."
 * Eureka: Just don't blame me when this ends up not playing well in your favor. This WILL count as terrorism, and thus we'll be given one of the harshest punishments of all!
 * Wind Rider: Stop acting as if we can't do this! This plan is not going to be halted for any reason, not even for the people of the Crystal Empire, or even by the Lodgers. We're going through with this, and I expect no more words from you about it! Now do as we say and keep your eyes on your work! (Eureka did that)
 * Candence and Shining Armor arrived.
 * They were quickly amazed by the fact that the Christail Ponies build a huge congraduation party for having Flurry Heart.
 * The Lougers see this as well.
 * Icky: "Well slap me and call me uncle Shermen."
 * Patrick: "(Slaps Icky) UNCLE SHERMEN!?"
 * Icky: "OW!? NOT LITTERALLY, FATSO!?"
 * Cadence: "Oh my stars! Who's respondsable for this wonderful occation?"
 * Twilight and the rest of the main 7 appeared spectatulary!
 * Twilight: "You will all love the celebration we made for you all. We even had Cheese Sandwich to sign in the sensation Behindroad Dudez to sing for you!"
 * Candence screams like a fangirl!
 * Candence: "BEHINDROAD DUDEZ?!"
 * Icky: "..... Is this like a riproff of Backstreet Boys?"
 * Applejack: "And they agreed to sing a song unigte for Flurry Heart's new steps into life. HIT IT, FELLAS?!"
 * Smoke flashed as five Staillians rose from the ground and began this song.
 * Icky: ".... To be honest, I liked the Phil Collens verson."
 * Candence: "...... Twilight, that was beautiful. Just for that, how's about we marked this day by activating the Christail Heart and spread the love we all feel around Equestia!?"
 * The Christail ponies cheered!
 * Twilight: "I knew you would like that. Nothing can possability ruin it."
 * Spike gasped!
 * Spike: "Except maybe, THEM!? (Spike points concerningly at a certain direction, as a flying Pirate Metalic Pirate ship was seen.)"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Does that look like an AUU readdition of Blot's old vessel?"
 * Spyro: "...... No..... No..... Him?!"
 * The Ship hovered to where the group was.
 * A familier voice was heard laughing.
 * Familier Voice: "AHOY THERE, CHRISTAILISED POOP FACTORIES!? HOW LUCKY ARE YOU WE CAME ALONG?! DIDN'T YA KNOW CHRSITAILENE CITIES TEND TO INVITE PIRATES, (Blot's Crew reached to the side laughing), AND A VENGEFUL GANG OF VILLAINS?! (Anima, Batula, a semi-relucent Hank, Narcotic, Celisus, Loogar, Stingn'Bite, Jerky, Xerxes and Crush, and Sing Jin Sue joined in as well) Well luckly for you, (The Familier voice reveiled himself as none-other then Blot) Capain Blot, The Master of the Seas, returns to sail again!"
 * Spyro was shivering uncontrolablely as he was backing away slowly!
 * Spyro: "(Quietly) This isn't happening, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!?"
 * Xerxes: "Do not be alarmed, good Lony-Eqse natives of this lower Teadr level planet. We come for a peaceful mission. You have something of powerful interest. We seek the powers of that large winged infant. Surrender her peacefully, and we will promise you three things: Her safe return after we shipen her powers, this city NOT being attacked by our might, and our thanks for your co-operation. Failure to comply.... Will not be pleasent."
 * Candence: "Why do you people want my baby's power for!?"
 * Blot: "THAT BE NONE OF YER DAMN BUSINESS!?"
 * Frank: "Yeah, it's none of your bus-i-ness that we want the kiddy's little magic to use to power up one of the Professor's dark scary allies to help us re-corrupt Qui back into being a villain and you'll never get us to admit that! Espeically not me. (Chuckles). Steel-trap noggan me head is."
 * Blot: ".... Thanks for the words of enlightenment, Frank!?"
 * Blot stomps on Frank's foot!
 * Frank: "YOW?!"
 * Xerxes face-palms.
 * Celisus: "Good glorious grief, Narcotic, even YOU aren't this incompident."
 * Candence: "Well, as much as I understand you all just want to reunite the Professor with his daughter, I'm afraid it can't be through taking my baby's magic away!"
 * Xerxes: "We promise that it'll be as painless as possable."
 * Twilight: "Even if those promises are going to be kept, we will NOT surrender an innosent baby to anyone wishing to corrupt Qui!"
 * Blot: "Oh is that it, eh? Well, last chance! Surrender that baby, or face our fury!"
 * Pinkie: "Or face your furry what?"
 * Blot: ".... Oh not this again! Not, "furry"! FURY?! I'll count that as being defient?! BATTLE-STATIONS!?"
 * The Ship teleports all the occupents into the ground!
 * Xerxes: "If you refuse to surrender that infant... Then we shall take it by force!"
 * Spongebob: "Well your making a big mistake, villains! Spyro here will- (Notices Spyro is missing).... Spyro? Spyro?"
 * Spyro was heard screaming as he was running torwords the Christail castle!
 * Icky: "..... Let me guess..... He still feels awful fucking Blot over, and now, he has a fear of him almost as bad as when he used to be afraid of Pred?"
 * Cynder: ".... Just about it."
 * Lord Shen: "...... Not a-bloody-gain!"
 * Blot: "Awww, poor Sunshine missed me!"
 * Blot and his crew laughed!
 * Xerxes: ".... A shame really.... I hoped for a challnage. Anima, pretend your child services and get that infant."
 * Anima: "One defenceless baby, coming up!?"
 * Anima screeched as he aimed to nab Flurry Heart!
 * Icky: "BACK! (PULLS OUT A FLASHLIGHT)! I HAVE A FLASHLIGHT AND I'M NOT-"
 * Loxford flew in and snagged the flashlight and laughs frenchfully!
 * Icky: "..... Afraid to use it."
 * Anima smacks Icky away and resumes after Flurry Heart!
 * Suddenly, Maleficent's Raven Diablo snags Flurry away fro Candence before Anima could strike!
 * Anima: "WHAT THE!?"
 * The Leagers appear as Diablo headed to their direction.
 * Chrysalis laughed as Diablo gave Flurry Heart to her.
 * Chrysalis: "Ohhh, you are so adorable! But you'll look better as a Changeling/Alicorn Hybreed! You're strong now, but with the abilities of a Changling, YOU'LL BE STRONGER!? YOU'LL BECOME THE GREATEST TERROR OF ALL OF THE EQUESTIA, WAIT, THE UNIVERSES!? (LAUGHS MANIACLY)?!"
 * Candence: "UNHAND MY BABY, YOU COCKAROUCH?!"
 * Candence charged after Chrysalis?!
 * Oogie Boogie intervined!
 * Oogie: "You ain't going nowhere, dollface! (Grabs Candence and begins dancing while laughing)! That baby belongs to us now! (Laughs as he backwords kick Candence straight into a wall)!"
 * Shining: "CANDENCE?!"
 * Cobra: "And now, we'll be on our way."
 * Xerxes: "HALT, NATIVE VILLAINS!? WE CALLED DIPS ON THAT BABY!?"
 * Cobra: "Finders Keepers, Salamander."
 * Warp zooms in and grabs Flurry!
 * Warp: "YOINK!?"
 * XL was seening running behind the Leagers!
 * XL: "HERE COMES THE (KNOCKS THEM OVER LIKE BOWLING PINS) BOOM!?"
 * Warp: "Correction.... This baby belongs to Team Nefarious as our replacement to Blueblood as an Alicorn ally. (Hornets and Nefarious Troopers invaded the Christail Empire) And these robots will waste anyone who dares interfear."
 * Suddenly, Mercurymon appears from nowhere and smacks down warp and grabs Flurry!
 * Mercurymon: "How's about a second opinion? The child now belongs to the Scougre Empire, as the ultamate weapon against rebelions, and later soon, conquests!"
 * Mighty Bull: "(Aims his carry cannon at Mercurymon) Tough break, mirror boy, cause that kid's power belongs to us! (Fires the cannon, but Mercurymon uses his mirror sheild and deflicts it straight into a Christail house!)"
 * BOOM!?
 * Christail Pony: "MY HOUSE?!"
 * Xerxes: "WE WERE HERE, FIRST!?"
 * Xerxes leaped up and pounced into Mercurymon, freeing a flying Flurry from his grip as she started laughing!
 * Sting'nbite flew up and grabbed her!
 * Sting'nbite: "Xerxes, I got the child, now let's-"
 * Po's voice: "SKADOOSH!?"
 * Sting'nbite: "Ska-what?" (Po belly-flopped him into a wall) OOF!...(He got dizzy as he saw rolling pandas)
 * Cynder: Oh, how wonderful. All the villain teams are conflicting over a baby.
 * Lord Shen: We can't allow them to destroy this place doing it! I'll finish this myself! (Takes out a huge cannon and fires it at Blot's ship)
 * Jacob: AAAHHH!!! CAPTAIN, THERE'S BEEN A BREACH IN THE STARBOARD BOW!!!
 * Blot: AW, CRAB-CAKES, THAT TRIGGER-HAPPY PEACOCK HAD TO PULL A CANNON OUT OF HIS ASS TO DO THAT!!!
 * XL: Someone had better take care of those losers and make sure they don't louse everything up! PROTOMANTISES, MEGA-HORNETS, TAKE CARE OF THEM!! (The big Nefarious robot forces began opening fire on the heroes as Merlin put up a magic shield to protect them)
 * Meng Tao: RAHKSHI, TAKE CARE OF THEM!! (The Rahkshi attacked another group as they fought them off)
 * Chrysalis: CHANGELINGS, ATTACK!! (The Changelings began to attack another group as they too fought them off)
 * Warp: You two had better stay out of our way as well! We don't wanna cause another banter!
 * Junjie: Too bad, Warpy, we called dibs first!
 * Krekka: Actually, WE did! (The three began arguing with each other as Flurry Heart was confused, and just flew back to her parents)
 * Shining Armor: Oh, Flurry Heart! Thank goodness you know where to go. (Suddenly, gun-cocking was heard as hornets and Sentinel hornets, as well as Protomantises, held them at gunpoint)
 * XL: Hand over the baby, or we'll blast it out of you!
 * Flurry Heart: (Gets angry, and emits a powerful shockwave that blasts all the Hornets and Protomantises to pieces, as well as XL)
 * XL: Okay, that's not cool!