Star Wars Episode 4: Shell Lodge Style

Star Wars Episode 4: Shell Lodge Style is the 3rd episode in the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, The Cutie Mark Crusaders are bored when they once again fail to get their cutie marks. So, to top it off, Scootaloo tells the story of Star Wars with the Shell Lodgers and Ponies as the cast. Also, while this film primarily contains jokes from the Family Guy version called Blue Harvest, this movisode will add story elements/plot points that were omitted from Blue Harvest for time.

Cast

 * Obi-Wan Kenobi- Lord Shen
 * Luke Skywalker- Spongebob
 * Princess Leia- Sandy
 * Han Solo- Rainbow Dash (To avoid lesbianism, in the later episodes, Han and Leia will become good friends)
 * Chewbacca- Pinkie (still able to talk, like the Brian variation in the family guy verson, but does growling as a joke and tesement.)
 * Darth Vader- Cynder (both Anakin and Cynder have tragic histories)
 * C-3PO- Djon
 * R2-D2- Creeper
 * Grand Moff Tarkin- Melman
 * Owen Lars- Crane
 * Beru Lars- Tirgess
 * Stormtroopers- Villain League Shocktroopers

Chapter 1- The Cutie Marked Story
The CMC Yard CMC Clubhouse
 * Scootaloo: (She, Sweetiebelle, and Applebloom were once again risking their lives with crazy shenanigans to gain their cutie marks by using a hang glider) You ready for this?
 * Applebloom: We were BORN ready!
 * Sweetiebelle: Yeah! I've always wanted to fly.
 * All 3: 3, 2, 1, (Take off, and start flying through the sky)
 * Applebloom: YEEHAH! This is amazing!
 * Sweetiebelle: Wow! Look at the view from up here.
 * Scootaloo: Yeah. Pretty soon, when I learn to fly, I'll see a view like this.
 * Sweetiebelle: LOOK OUT!!! (All 3 crash the hang glider into a tree, and fall to the ground. But they are okay)
 * Scootaloo: HAH! That was AWESOME!! (The Crusaders once again fail to gain their cutie marks) Aww!
 * Applebloom: Darn!
 * Sweetiebelle: Shoot!
 * Scootaloo: Man, this is the 150th time we've failed to gain our cutie marks. I'm beginning to think we're not trying hard enough.
 * Sweetiebelle: I'm pretty sure we were trying as hard as we can, Scoo.
 * Applebloom: Well, let's just remember what we learned in school. Cutie marks need to be earned by discovery of special talents.
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, but that's what we've been doing since we first met.
 * Sweetiebelle: And we've never found anything that we've been good at.
 * Applebloom: Maybe we should head back to the clubhouse. I'm gettin' tired.
 * Scootaloo: Me, too.
 * Sweetiebelle: Me, three.
 * Applebloom: So, what should we do now?
 * Sweetiebelle: I don't know. Every attempt we pulled off was futile for us. I don't think we'll ever gain our cutie marks for a while.
 * Scootaloo: Hey, hey, hey, that's not what Babs would say. Tell you what, how about I tell a story for the time being.
 * Applebloom: That sounds like a great idea, Scoo.
 * Scootaloo: Alright then. (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons, and the foresight to retain international mercandising rights. This is the story of Star Wars.
 * Sweetiebelle: Star Wars?
 * Applebloom: Oooooh, I love them movies. Me and Applejack use to watch them when we was alone at the barn.
 * Sweetiebelle: Great suggestion, Scoo.
 * Scootaloo: Thanks. Well, I guess we should get started. Here's Part 4...

Chapter 2- The Story Begins
A long time ago, but somehow in the future...

Intro (Star Wars Theme Song)

"It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. There will be lots of crazy stuff happening in this parody like the Family Guy parody. Darth Vader will be a female, The main heroes will mostly consist of females, and the stormtroopers are just Shocktroopers. It will actually be explained in later episodes why Darth Vader is a female in this parody, and those who watch this and are female, PLEEEAAAASSE don't think of this as a girly episode just because females are the dominant gender in this episode. It will still have plently of guys! Trust me on this! Elsewhere in the Tantive IV The hallway from before. Escape Pod Room
 * In a far reaches of space, at first it seems peaceful... but then....
 * (The Tantive IV ship is being chased by an Imperial Star Destroyer while they begin blasting at each other, then the Star Destroyer gets a clean hit)
 * C-3PO (Djon): (Dubbed as Quagmire 3PO) Hear that? Sounds like we're being bordered from the rear. And not the kind of 'Hey, take a deep breath, less experiment' type of bordered from the rear.
 * R2-D2 (Creeper): Beep boop beep. It's a good thing I can't feel pain cuz' I'm a robot. (Chuckles)
 * C-3PO: Oh, I'm pretty sure we're not susceptible to electricity, R2. Just you wait, someday, we'll both be captured by some freaky creatures with ion guns and hoods.
 * R2-D2: Like that will happen. (Tantive IV is captured by the Star Destroyer)
 * Rebel soldiers gathered up and blocked the enterence they think is most likely to be blown up by the storm troopers.
 * R2-D2: "Oh bloody hell! I think now's a good time to vanish, a death battle's about to begin!"
 * C-3PO: "Oh. you mean in the "Screwattack" channel?"
 * Voices: "SCREWATTACK!"
 * C and R2 weew confused.
 * R2-D2: "The hell was that?"
 * C-3PO: That's not it. I meant WE'VE GOT COMPANY! (Door is blown down and Stormtrooper-like Shocktroopers that blast their blasters at the Rebels, and a firefight begins)
 * R2-D2: MOTHER!!! (Both droids retreat through slide door)
 * Rebels fight hard, but eventally, their asses get handed to them.
 * Rebel: (Gets blasted down) DAMN! I was 2 days from retirement!
 * Shocktrooper: YEAH! (Smells air) Ahh, I LOVE the rotten smell of blaster plasma in the morning.
 * Shocktrooper 2: How do you know it's morning? We're not even on a planet.
 * Shocktrooper: Shut up, Shockass! I was being metaphorical.
 * C-3PO: R2? Where are you? (Shrugs) I hate it when I lose him. He must've gotten distracted by that Droid Bar again...(Then he finds R2 with Princess Leia)
 * Princess Leia (Sandy): (On Holographic recording) Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope! (Dubbed as Lois Leia) Alright, now what do I click?
 * R2-D2: (Dubbed as Cleveland R2) Click "Preferences". (She does that)
 * Leia: Okay, I clicked "Preferences".
 * R2-D2: Now go to "Default Media Browser". (She does that)
 * Leia :Okay. There's a little hourglass and it's-it's not letting me do anything. It-it says "Buffering", what is that?
 * R2-D2: Just give it a minute.
 * Leia: Hey, all I'm trying to do is make an MPEG.
 * R2-D2: All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait a minute.
 * Leia: Okay, relax.
 * R2-D2: Now click, "Import Video File".
 * Leia: All right. (She does that) It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.
 * R2-D2: You know what? I'll just bring it to him myself.
 * Leia: Yeah, I think that's for the best.
 * C-3PO: R2!! There you are! Where have you been?!?
 * R2-D2: I got lost, alright?!? You don't have to be a dick about it.
 * C-3PO: I'm being a dick about it FOR OUR SAFETY!!!
 * Leia: Alright, alright, calm down, you savages! Just find Obi-Wan quick!
 * Shocktrooper: There she is! (R2-D2 and C-3PO retreat while Leia is knocked out by a blaster)
 * Leia: OOF! (Dizzy) Check please? (Faints)
 * Shocktrooper: "Holy crap!  She's not dead, is she? Cause she's, kinda impourent to the story."
 * Shocktrooper 2: These are STUN blasters, you idiot! If they weren't, we'd be kicked out of the story by the producer.
 * Shocktrooper: Okay, okay, God! Let's just bring her to Lord Cynder.
 * Shocktrooper 2: "Yeah good idea- wait what? I thought it was Vader."
 * the other shocktrooper gave an awkword pose.
 * Shocktrooper: 'You didn't get the memo, did you?"
 * MSM's voice: Look, I know Cynder's Darth Vader, but that doesn't mean she should have the same name. I thought Lord Cynder would sound cooler. But for your sake, you can call her 'Vynder'. Does that sound good enough?
 * Shocktrooper 2: Sure, I guess.
 * MSM's voice: Excellent. Now resume your duties before Lord Vynder gets MAD!
 * Shocktroopers form a single line.
 * Lord Vynder (Dark Cynder): (Arrives through the entrance, clearing the dead Rebels from her walkway with the Force) I HATE messes. (The Shocktroopers bring Leia to her) Well, well, well. If it isn't the squirrel chick of Alderaan, Princess Leia. I DEMAND you to tell me what you've done with the stolen Death Star plans.
 * Leia: No matter what, you ain't gettin a word from me, Lord Vynder.
 * Lord Vynder: 'Lord Vynder'? I'm sorry, did you get the memo? (MSM chokes Vynder with the Force) AHHKK!! Okay, okay, I get it! God! (Clears throat) Take her away. (Shocktroopers take Leia away)

An imperial star destroyer.
 * C-3PO: Quick, in here! (3PO and R2 hop into an escape pod, and blast off)
 * Tai Lung and Makunga are seen as Imperial lutenents.
 * Tai Lung: "There appears to be an escape pod. Should we blow it up?"
 * Makunga: No, there's no lifeforms aboard.
 * Tai Lung: What're we paying by the laser now?
 * Makunga: You don't do the budget, Tai, I do!
 * Tai Lung: "Ok, ok, sheesh! I just hope that pod doesn't contain something that'll end up become the downfall of the empire in some contrived way."
 * Makunga: Then what're you waiting for? Go send reinforcements to investigate.
 * Tai Lung: "Too late! That pod is out of reach now."
 * Makinga: "Well, maybe it was a fluke, a malfuntion."
 * Tai Lung: "Just to be on the safe side, let's NOT inform the boss of this AT all! She would kick our asses for this!"
 * Makunga: We're still not out of our league. My calculations show it's headed for Tatooine. We must find it's crash site and investigate.
 * Tai Lung: Sure, but remember, Lord Vynder must not know about this.

Chapter 3- Stranded on Tatooine
The Tatooine desert. miles later in the sand dunes. creepy cavern areas. Death Star, the Most Powerful Weapon in the Galaxy Tatooine Escape Pod Crash Site the walking krusty crab thing. Moisture Farm Later that day, and Tatooine's two suns are setting in the distance Inside Hut Outside Later Cutaway Present Jundland Wastes Shen Kenobi's Hut Owen and Beru's Moisture Farm Later, after going back for Shen, R2 and 3PO Later Later again
 * the pod is seen.
 * R2-D2: "Are we in a planet yet? You haven't opened the bloody door in hours?!"
 * C-3PO: Of course we're on a planet! I'm just having a hard time opening it, that's all. It's like sand is blocking our--(Door opens, and sand pours into the pod) MMPPPHH!!
 * R2-D2: (Both he and 3PO pop out of the sand, and to the surface) I got sand in places I didn't even know I had.
 * C-3PO: Well, at least we're out. Alright, we're on Tatooine.
 * R2-D2: So, where do you think Obi-Wan is?
 * C-3PO: "Sadly, R2, accurding to the star wars mythos, my memory of Mr. Obi-Wan's location was erased for his protaction."
 * R2-D2: "Well, that means your bloody useless."
 * C-3PO: "Well ok, Mister Smarty pants, what's your plan?!"
 * R2-D2: I say we split up.
 * C-3PO: I don't think that's a good idea What if Sand People attack us? What about Jawas?
 * R2-D2: Don't be a whimp, whimp!
 * C-3PO; You know what, that's a great idea, Keg-chest. Let's split up so we can be torn apart by savage creatures and sold for scrap.
 * R2-D2: You'll be first.
 * C-3PO: No, YOU'LL be first!
 * R2-D2: We'll see about that, metal-pants. (Both split up)
 * C-3PO: "Oh who needs Mr. Meany pants! i can handle myself! (sees something in the horisen) Oh! Lookie! I am already doing super well! Transport! It looks like a walking verson of the krusty krab restaurent though. But who cares!"
 * C-3PO waves to get attention!
 * R2-D2: "I showed that twat golden pants idiot! I am in the most isloated part of the area. Surely it means Obi-Wan would hide here. What could possibly go wrong?" (Suddenly gets shot by Jawas that look like Mr. Krabs in ropes) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! (Shuts down, and the Jawas take him away)
 * Jewas: "Money, Money, Money, Money (repeats the word money for awhile.)."
 * Imperial Soldier (Marty): Any attack on this station would be a useless gesture, no matter how much data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate crack-a-lackey power in the universe.
 * Lord Vynder: Excellent, so no weaknesses at all?
 * Imperial Soldier: Nope. It's 99.99% unstoppable.
 * Lord Vynder: Well, what's the 0.01%?
 * Imperial Soldier: Well, there's this little hole, and if you shoot in it, the place explodes like the 4th of July.
 * Lord Vynder: Whoa whoa, that sounds like a pretty big design flaw.
 * Imperial soldier: "Oh don't worry miss V, it's too pathicly small, and well hidden."
 * Lord Vynder: "Yeah, but, they have our plans, and Leia won't reveil what she did with them, the damn squirl girl, and if we don't find out where she hid them, the rebels are gonna know our weakness!"
 * Imperial soldier: "Well, maybe to just be on the safe side, let's put like, a wooden plank over it, and maybe-"
 * Lord Vynder: "Your talking about using wood against rebel ships with fucking lazers that'll just burn it off?"
 * Imperial Soldier: Well, we've run out of metal, my lord. Wood is the only choice we go, so--(Vynder chokes him with the Force)
 * Lord Vynder:...I find your lack of faith disturbing... as well as how cheap you are about something simple as proper coverage.
 * Grand Moff Tarkin (Melman): Enough of this! Vynder, release him!
 * Lord Vynder: As you wish. (Releases Imperial Soldier, and he gasps with air)
 * Grand Moff: "I mean honestly, what's is it with you and force-choking people! I mean, 19 of our guys are hospitalised, and you killed 2 of our finest generals!"
 * Lord Vynder: "Let's remember i have bad anger issues. So, hopefully, this won't matter, the sooner we find out Leia's hiding place for our surely fatal flaw, the better."
 * Shocktrooper: (Shocktroopers investigate crash site) Someone WAS in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.
 * Shocktrooper 2: Look sir, droids!
 * Shocktrooper 3: HEY, A PENNY!!!
 * Shocktrooper: "Oh real mature guys! Seriously, focus! Whoever was in that pod, propbuly has something impourent that in the wrong hand in long terms could be used against us, so focus!"
 * Shocktrooper 2: Besides, a penny? It's not worth a lot of money, you know.
 * Shocktrooper: Let's just be on the lookout for some droids.
 * inside.
 * R2-D2 came through.
 * R2-D2: "Aw bloody hell. Where am i?"
 * Jawa (Mr. Krabs): Money money money money money.
 * R2-D2: YIPES! A JAWA!!! Get away from me, you crusty creep!
 * C-3PO: I KNEW this was a bad idea from the start, R2. I never should've listened to you. Now, we're playing pattycake with a bunch of cheapskates with no faces.
 * Jawa: WHAT?!? (Takes hood off) I'll have you know, I'm not cheap. This is just how I make a living.
 * C-3PO: Why'd you put your hood down? I don't think Jawas are supposed to do that.
 * Jawa: Why? Is it because of my age? I ain't old! I AIN'T OLD!!!!
 * R2-D2: Alright, alright, you've gotten your point across.
 * Jawa: THANK YOU! (Puts hood back up) Money money money money money...(Walks away)
 * C-3PO: Yeah, Jawas can sometimes be melodramatic.
 * R2-D2: Uh, 3PO? We're stopping at some kind of moisture farm.
 * C-3PO: Well, it's about time. Anything's better than this stupid Crustycrawler.
 * Jawas: Money money money money money money money
 * Owen Lars (Crane): Alright, what's for sale, crabbies?
 * Jawa: "Money, Money Money Money, money!"
 * a series of robots, and R2-D2 and C-3PO are reveiled.
 * R2-D2: "Well i'm glad we're not being sold a whiny protaginest."
 * Owen: Hmm...those 2 droids look perfect. The astromech droid and the golden protocol droid.
 * C-3PO: YES! So long, cheapskate midgets! (Laughs) Hello, there, bird. I am C-3PO, cartoon-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, R2-D2.
 * R2-D2: Counterpart? We don't even look alike!
 * Owen: Hmm...you seem to have great value. Do you speak Bachy?
 * C-3PO: Of course I do, sir. It's like a second language to me. I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of communication. Many of which include Japanese.
 * Owen: Yeah, whatever. (Suddenly the camera eases onto a sponge)
 * ???: LUKE? LUKE? LUKE?!?!?
 * Luke (SpongeBob): WHAT IS IT, AUNT BERU?!?
 * Beru Lars (Tigress): Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your mother is Darth Vynder.
 * Luke: That doesn't even make any sense.
 * Beru: It's not supposed to.
 * Luke: Aw, c'mon, Aunt Beru! When are you gonna let me join the Rebellion like all my friends?
 * Beru: Oh, stop whining and come have some blue milk, Luke.
 * Luke: One of these days, I'm just gonna run off and join the Rebellion whether you like it or not!
 * Beru: Over my disintegrated flesh!
 * Luke: "Just hope no near by Stormtrooper heard that! Who knows?! It might just happened!"
 * Luke stomps out in anger.
 * Luke:...(Walks up onto a hill)...Someday, I'll get off this mudball and fight the Empire...
 * dramitic music plays.
 * Luke: Personally, I think that music is pretty nice. John Williams has great taste.
 * C-3PO: (Inside oil bath, Dubbed as Quagmire 3PO) OOHHH, this oil bath is gonna feel SOOO good!
 * Luke: It just isn't fair. I'm NEVER gonna get out of here.
 * C-3PO: Is there anything I can do, sir?
 * Luke: Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest, or teleport me off this mudball. (Sighs) My life is like a fart! (C-3PO farts in oil bath)...Okay, that was uncalled for.
 * C-3PO: Sorry about that.
 * Luke: Wait a burger-flipping second. There's something stuck in this R2-unit...(Checks it, and Leia's holographic message plays)
 * Leia Hologram: Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope! Alright, now what do I click?...Okay, I've clicked 'Preferences'...Okay. There's a little hourglass and it's-it's not letting me do anything. It-it says "Buffering", what is that?...Hey, all I'm trying to do is make an MPEG....Okay, relax....All right...It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7....Yeah, I think that's for the best. (Message ends)
 * Luke: Whoa. What kind of animal was that? You know what, I don't care, but she sounds like she's in trouble. She sounds like she needs to be saved.
 * R2-D2: You think?
 * Luke: Hmm...I guess it's no big deal. I guess I'll just go bullseye some womprats on my T-16 even though I don't have a driver's license.
 * C-3PO: (Dubbed as Quagmire 3PO) You shoot small animals for fun while driving under the influence? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak.
 * Luke: (Dubbed as Chris Luke) There's two suns, and no women except for my bitchy tiger aunt and every single crazy bitch in Mos easily, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?
 * R2-D2: "Yeah, the star wars films does seem to be mostly sausage festivals."
 * Womprat: RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIIIIIIVES! (Womprats scatter as Luke blasts and runs them over)
 * Luke: YEEEEHAH! (Runs over a womprat, then shoots blaster at another one) BLAMO!
 * Womprat 2: (Shrieks like a female)
 * Luke: This is better than that old Off-Road Velociraptor Safari game! (Womprat gets smacked to a cliffside)
 * Womprat 3: (Muscular) COME GET SOME!!! (Luke smacks it down with his T-16)
 * Womprat 4: YAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!! (Gets blasted then run over)
 * This was viewed by C-3PO and R2-D2.
 * R2-D2: "Our hero, ladies and gentlemen."
 * C-3PO: (Luke is fixing a water-sucking machine) Master Luke, I can't find R2-D2.
 * Luke: What? He's lost?
 * C-3PO: Yes...again. I hope he's not trying to get drunk on oil again.
 * Luke: Well, I suppose we should find him. He's a pretty important character in this story.
 * C-3PO: And I swear to God, if he's drunk on oil again, I am gonna rip his legs off.
 * Luke: I don't think protocol droids are meant for violence.
 * C-3PO: Really? You should see my old counterpart, URB-10.
 * URB-10: (Fights a rancor twice his size) I WILL CRUSH YOU INTO A MILLION BITE-SIZED PIECES, YO!
 * Luke: Seriously, dude? That's messed up.
 * C-3PO: You know what, forget it. Let's just go find R2.
 * C-3PO: "I'm curious, why we came here?"
 * Luke: I don't know. The scanners say R2 is somewhere around here, so I guess we're in the right place.
 * C-3PO: Well, it's just that...these areas are too dangerous to get lost in. There's Sand People all over the place. Who knows what they wanna do to our innards.
 * Luke: Ew. (Spots R2) Hey, there he is. HEY, R2!! What're you doing here? Don't you know it's dangerous here?
 * R2-D2: Beep boop beep.
 * C-3PO: He says there's some Sand People in our area.
 * R2-D2: That's not what I said, dude! I said there's no Droid Cantinas on this planet.
 * C-3PO: I KNEW IT!!! (Tries to attack R2, but Luke stops him and holds him) C'mere, you metallic son of a bitch!
 * Luke: Guys, will you STOP?!? You don't wanna attract the attention of those zombie freaks, do you? (Suddenly a Tuskan Raider (Rico the Penguin) attacks him) AAAAHHHHH!!!
 * Tuskan Raider: (Laughs maniacally, and hacks out a chainsaw)
 * Luke: I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD END THIS WAY!!!
 * Tuskan Raider: Bye-bye! (Just as he was about to kill him, a hooded figure scares him away with a whistle) YIPE!!!! (Slides away)
 * R2-D2:...Bloody hell! (The hooded figure appears in front of him) Who the hell are you? (The hooded figure is Obi-Wan Kenobi)
 * Obi-Wan (Lord Shen): Hello there.
 * R2 D2: "Aw finally! We been looking for you, Mr. Obi-Wan!"
 * Obi-Wan: "Well, i legally had it changed to Shen-kenobi."
 * C-3PO: That's a nice name.
 * Luke: (Gets up) What happened? (Sees Shen) Oh, you must be Obi-Wan.
 * Shen: Well, you can at least call me Shen Kenobi.
 * Luke: Nice name.
 * Shen: So, Luke, what brings you to these parts?
 * Luke: A lot. First, I was looking for R2, then conveniently, I bump into you. It's a little weird how you're still alive after thinking you died a long time ago after the Empire wiped out the Jedi. I don't know how this happened, but--
 * C-3PO: JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!
 * Luke: Oh, right. R2, play him the message. (R2 plays the Hologram message of Leia)
 * Leia: Shen Kenobi. Years ago, you served my Pa in The Clone Wars. Now, we need your help again. Also, you kinda still have your livetime servitude to us when you went to that space panda village and-
 * Shen presses the forword button!
 * Shen: "NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT!"
 * Leia: It appears we have obtained vital information for the Rebellion. We have obtained the plans for some highly-classified superweapon known as The Death Star. Don't know what it does yet, but that's what this story's all about, right? Anyway, I'm counting on you to bring these plans to my Pa on Alderaan. The plans are stored right here in this R2 unit. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Alright, now what do I click?...(Message ends)
 * Shen: Hmm, this is terrible. Well, I must attend to it. Luke, you must come with me to Alderaan, and learn the ways of the Force.
 * Luke: What's the Force? Is that some kind of religion or something?
 * Shen: No, it's kind of a scientific religion. The Force is what gives a Jedi Knight his/her power. It surrounds us, it penetrates us, and it aids us. Basically, it works because of this kind of fictional organelle in your body cells that has a made up word as far as I'm concerned.
 * Luke: Well, if I'm gonna do that, I'm gonna need a glowing stick like yours.
 * Shen: Of course you will. (Takes a lightsaber hilt out of a chest, and gives it to Luke) Here you are.
 * Luke: (Activates it) HOLY SHRIMP!!! That's awesome! (Playing with the lightsaber, Dubbed as Mr. Whiskers) BACK, EVIL ALIENS! You will not suck the brains of my skull!
 * Shen: Careful with that. It's dangerous. It also belonged to your mother.
 * Luke: My mother? You know my mother?
 * Shen: Indeed, I do.
 * Luke: Well, what happened to her?
 * Shen: Well, it was quite tragic. A young Jedi named Darth Vynder, had betrayed her and killed her.
 * Luke: Hmm, that's terrible.
 * Shen: I guess we should get going, now.
 * Luke: Uh...I don't know. It sounds a bit extreme.
 * Shen: Well, I thought you should know that the Empire is gonna come looking for these two droids.
 * Luke: Hmm...good point. Wait a minute. What if...if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back...home! CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP! (Hops into T-16, and drives off right after running over another womprat)
 * Shen: "He's going to find out saving them is a lost cause, is he?"
 * C-3PO: I guess so.
 * Luke: (Appears after hitting another womprat) UNCLE OWEN?!? AUNT BERU?!? HELLO?!? ARE YOU OKAY?!? (Finds the moisture farm destroyed) OH MY BARNACLES! (Owen and Beru's skeletons lay in the entrance to the hut) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! WHY!!!!! WHYYY!!!!!!
 * Luke: (3PO and R2 burn some dead Jawas) Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru...they're dead. Just like those Jawas.
 * Shen: Oh, the Jawas weren't dead, they were just stunned.
 * C-3PO: (Shocked) Oh, shit!
 * R2-D2: (Dubbed as Stewie Griffin) Well, by God, 3PO, we're murderers.
 * Shen: There's nothing you could've done, Luke. Had you been there, you would've been killed, too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.
 * Luke: Yeah...I guess you're right. Well, I guess we should head for Alderaan. The sooner we finish this story, the better.
 * Shen: "Well, first we need a ship, a questionable pilot and his sidekick who is also good at fighting. The Empire is not to be taken lessly, even if their soldiers have TERRIABLE aim!"
 * Luke: Question is, where are we gonna find a ship?
 * Shen: Don't fret. I know just the place.
 * R2-D2: (Group drives the T-16 through the desert until R2 falls out) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
 * R2-D2: (Brushing sand off with mechanical appendage) Thanks for waiting, guys! (Mos Eisley is seen)
 * Shen: Mos Eisley Spaceport. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 * R2-D2: (Dubbed as Cleveland R2) My sister Vageena-D2 lives here.
 * C-3PO: Is she single?
 * R2-D2: She's a lesbot.
 * Shen: (Everyone looks at him weird) Okay, I didn't need to hear that. Let's just get a ship and get off of this rock.

Chapter 4- Mos Eisley Spaceport
Mos Esily. Later Mos Eisley Cantina Millenium Falcon's landing pad Space
 * Random aliens are seen mimicing a village in Arabia.
 * Shen and the others drove through the city.
 * Two thugs were seen punching eachother in the face!
 * Luke: "So, this is a what the hotbed of sin is like?"
 * Shen: You bet your ass it is. This place is full of thugs and tough guys, so try not to piss them off. (Shocktroopers halt them)
 * Shocktrooper: How long have you had the droids?
 * Luke: About 5 years.
 * Shocktrooper: Well, we're looking for 2 droids under the posession of stolen plans. I'm gonna have to search them. But first, let me see your driver's license.
 * Luke:...Uh...
 * Shen: (Using the Force) You don't need to see his driver's license.
 * Shocktrooper: (Affected by the Force) We don't need to see his driver's license.
 * Shen: These aren't the droids you're looking for.
 * Shocktrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.
 * Shen: He can go about his business.
 * Shocktrooper: He can go about his business.
 * Shen: Move along.
 * Shocktrooper: Move along.
 * Luke: Whew! (Floors it at top speed)
 * Shocktrooper: What the heck just happened here?
 * Shen: (After the T-16 hits a Jawa) Here we are. The Mos Eisley Cantina, where the best Star Wars music is played.
 * Luke: What a DUMP!
 * C-3PO: Absolutely.
 * Shen: "What did you expect? This planet has a very bad ecomedy."
 * Luke: "Why?"
 * Shen: "Jabba ate it, the fat alien basturd."
 * a cloaked stranger sees them in secret.
 * Imperial Spy (Squidward): "I can't believe i am only making a camio in this."
 * Shen: Now, the first thing we need to do here is get some money. We can't get to Alderaan if we're broke.
 * Luke: And where in Tatooine are we gonna get enough money to pay for a ride to Alderaan? (Suddenly notices his T-16) Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I am NOT selling my precious Tsixteeny. He's the best darn landspeeder there is.
 * Shen: Or you can stay here and rot knowing that you have nowhere to live and no one to take care of you.
 * Luke:...(Sighs) Fine! (Ka-ching sound is heard)
 * Luke: (Crying) I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, TSIXTEENY! (Cries)
 * C-3PO: 'Tsixteeny' (Scoffs) What a noob.
 * Luke: HEY! You'll be lucky I don't sell YOU for a couple hundred credits. Now, shut up, and follow me. (Group enters the Cantina, and the Imperial Spy reports the bargain through a comlink)
 * Imperial Spy: (Squeaks) UHHGH! Why do I sound like that?!?
 * (Most Famous Star Wars Cantina Music plays)
 * Luke: Whoa! This place is nice.
 * Bartender: HEY! We don't serve their kind!
 * Luke: What?
 * Bartender: Your droids. Can't you read the sign? (Luke sees a sign that says 'No Droids Allowed') Your droids will have to wait outside.
 * Luke: But there are Imperials looking for them.
 * Bartender: Imperials Schmimperials! (A giant boxing glove punches the two droids out of the cantina)
 * C-3PO: OWCH! NOT COOL, MAN! NOT COOL!
 * Luke: (Sighs) Never mind. (Sits at a table, then a weird creature talks to him in alien language, and he turns his back, them someone gets his attention)
 * Thug: He doesn't like you!
 * Luke: Sorry. (Turns his back, and the Thug gets his attention again)
 * Thug: I DON'T LIKE YOU, EITHER!
 * Luke: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME!
 * Thug: You know what, that's fair. I'm Hognose, and this is my brother-in-law, Scotty Ponda. He's visiting from Hoth.
 * Scotty: I don't know why they call it 'Hoth'. Maybe they should call it 'Coldth'.
 * Hognose: Alright, settle down.
 * Shen: "Luke, please pay attention, and help me find a pilot."
 * Luke: Hmm, maybe he's perfect. (He finds Han Solo (Rainbow Dash) along with Chewbacca (Pinkie Pie))
 * Shen: Looks good to me. (Walks up to her) Yo, Rainbowish pony?
 * Han Solo: Yeah? What you want, Peacock?
 * Shen: My friend and I would like a ride to Alderaan, and money is no object.
 * Han Solo: Well, you've come to the right ponies.
 * Chewie: "(Makes a strange sound, then spits in the sink!) Mom always said, always rinse after every meal. Wanka Wanka Do-do!"
 * Han Solo: "So, Who wants to hear about my ship, the Millenium Falcon?"
 * Luke: Is it a fast ship?
 * Han: Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
 * Luke: Uh, isn't parsecs a unit of distance, not time?
 * Han: Whatever. How will you be paying? 10,000 all in advance?
 * Shen: How about 2,000 now, and 15,000 when we get there?
 * Han: 17,000?!? Well, blow me down like a tornado! (Chewie tries to blow her down literally) You got yourself a ship. Chewie, take them to the ship.
 * Chewie: Okey-Dokey-Loki! (Takes them both to the ship)
 * Han: Alright, I guess we're doing thi--(Greedo (Skipper) holds her at gunpoint)
 * Greedo: "Hold it right there, ya rainbowed hippie! We need to have a nice little chat."
 * Han: Greedo! I see your still in league with Jabba?
 * Greedo: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM!!! You're beginning to test his patience, Han! He needs the money you owe him, or he's gonna be all over you like ice cream on a child's face.
 * Han: Okay, weird simile. But I'm afraid I might need a little longer.
 * Greedo: (Dubbed as Stewie Griffin) DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!? HUH?!? DO YOU?!? Jabba's waited far too long for you, Dasher! Either pay up, or suck my--(Han blasts Greedo with hoof-held blaster)...blaster...(Dies)
 * Han: Too bad you ain't an important character, huh? (Rasberries at him) Your just lucky that since this is an uncanon parody, you won't really be dead in the real series or the cronitcles.
 * Chewie: "Because this is all just Scootaloo's igmagination!"
 * Shen: "Well now that we're done being post modern, can we go? The famed music starting to get to me, and i fear it's only a mater of time before they deside to repeat it because it's all they know."
 * Cantina Band Member: Thank you, we're the Cantina Band, if you have any requests, shout them out. (Imitating a person) Play the same song! (Normal voice) Alright, same song, here we go! (Band plays the same song)
 * Shen: You see what I mean?
 * Han: Alright, let's get moving. (Group leaves)
 * Han: (The Falcon has rainbow streaks) Well, what do you think?
 * C-3PO: Great Gatzby!
 * Luke: What a piece of junk! It's got rainbow colors on it!
 * Han: Thank you, it belonged to my father. He died of leukemia, how do you feel now?
 * R2-D2: You got any strawberry oil in there?
 * Han: Nah, but she'll make 0.5 past lightspeed. If you want, I can show you around since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast us.
 * Shocktrooper: (Suddenly appears) Stop that ship! Blast them!
 * Han: CRAP, now I can't show you around, let's get out of here! (Everyone enters the ship) Hang on tight! It's gonna be a LONG ride! (Falcon takes off into space)
 * Han: (Looking on the radar) Uh-oh, there's Imperial cruisers on our tail....Oh, look at the one on the left. (Sterningly) Get off your cell phone, you are driving! (Imperial Star Destroyers are gaining on them)
 * Luke: They're gaining on us!!!
 * Han: Look, we'll be safe enough once we enter hyperspace. Besides, nothing can touch us. Ain't that right, Chewie?
 * Chewie: You bet! (The Imperial Destroyers begin blasting at them, but the Falcon does a barrel roll, avoiding the blasts) WHEEEEEE!!!
 * Han: See? We're completely safe. (Falcon gets blasted in the hull) OH MY, GOD! NOT ANOTHER DENT!!!
 * Luke: So we're completely safe, huh?
 * Han: Hey, you're lucky we made it through that blast without a scratch. Alright, we're about to enter hyperspace in 3...2...1...(The ship enters hyperspace)...(Dubbed as Peter Griffin) Man, why does the hyperspace of the Falcon always look so freaky? (Hyperspace looks like a rainbow version of the hyperspace on Blue Harvest)

Chapter 5- Destruction of Alderaan
The Death Star Space Death Star (He suddenly sings this, as back-up dancers dressed as storm troopers appeared)
 * Grand Moff was hyperventilating in a brown bag.
 * Lord Vynder: Uh, Governor Tarkin? What are you doing?
 * Grand Moff: Could you at least try and get me an inhaler later on, Vynder?
 * Lord Vynder: Uh, sure.
 * Leia: (Enters the room) Governor Tarkin. I thought I smelled medical appliances around here.
 * Grand Moff: Wow, insensitive vitch much? Oh Whatever. It's time for us to test the Death Star. (A view of Alderaan is seen)
 * Leia: Alderaan? What are you doing with it?
 * Grand Moff: The Death Star was made for one simple purpose. To destroy entire planets. And we've decided to test it on Alderaan.
 * Leia: NO!
 * Grand Moff: "Well if a certain someone wasn't being a defyable little matrearch of a bitch and just told us where their prime hidden base is, i would've been more then happy to use it to blow up a deserted planet, but NOOOOOOOO! Well get ready to be princess of a new asteroid belt!"
 * Vynder: Ready the death ray!
 * Imperial Soldier: Death ray readying. (Soldiers activate the Death Star, and green energy glows around the death ray, and the ray demolishes Alderaan into a million pieces)
 * Leia: (Gasps) No!...
 * Vynder: And THAT'S to show the Rebellion who it is they're dealing with.
 * Leia: You MONSTERS!!!
 * Grand Moff: Take her away! (Shocktroopers take a barely crying Leia away) Our next target will be Yavin 4! After my X-ray scans.
 * Lord Vynder: "(Wispers) Oh god, the sooner he dies off in the end of the film, the better."
 * Grand Moff: "What was that?"
 * Lord Vynder: Nothing.
 * Shen: (Luke is wearing a blindfold holding his mother's lightsaber training with a training droid) Concentrate. Focus on what your body is telling you about the enemy, and try to defend yourself. Just feel the Force flowing through you, and you'll know exactly what to do.
 * Luke: Okay, got it.
 * Han: (Chuckles) Sounds like you hippies are having a religious education to me.
 * Luke: (Stops training) You don't believe in the Force, do you?
 * Han: (Dubbed as Peter Solo) Oh, you mean that thing you just found out about like 3 hours ago, and are now judging me for not believing in it?
 * Luke: Do you believe in anything?
 * Han: Uh, yeah, didn't you see my Kabala bracelet?
 * Luke: What's Kabala?
 * Han: About a $1.75. (Laughs hysterically) Honestly, I have no idea, I'm just a slave to trends.
 * Shen: Yeah, you never wore that bracelet before, you just got it from MSM. (Tremor) What the hell?
 * Han: (All return to the cockpit) Oh my, God! We've came out of hyperspace into an asteroid field.
 * Shen: Wait a minute, this isn't an asteroid field...
 * Chewie: Oh my britches! Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire!
 * Han: CRAAAAP!! There goes my chance to pay back Jabba.
 * C-3PO: You're in debt to Jabba?
 * Han: Don't ask.
 * Luke: Hey, there's a small moon up ahead. Let's go check it out. (They see the Death Star)
 * Shen:...That's no moon...it's a space station!
 * Han: "What makes you think that?"
 * Shen: "Ok you tell me, since when are moons made of metal, spawn an endless force of tie fighters, and everytime it's seen, a world becames an asterroid belt?"
 * Han didn't say anything.
 * Shen: Exactly! (Suddenly the Falcon is in tremors)
 * Han: Oh crud, they've got us in a tractor beam! Well, they're not getting me without a fight! (Tries fighting the beam, but fails)
 * Shen: You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.
 * Luke: Like what?
 * Shen: Everyone get into the cargo hold. We'll take them by surprise. (Everyone gets into the cargo hold as the Falcon is taken to the Death Star)
 * The Falcon is placed in. Stocktroopers are laughing at the colors!
 * Stocktrooper: "OH MY GOD?! WHO USES THAT, A BRONY?"
 * All but the one Shocktrooper stopped laughing.
 * Other Shocktroopers: "HATER!"
 * The other Shocktroopers kicked his ass!
 * A pony Storm trooper and a Spong stromtrooper are seen.
 * Pony Stormtrooper: "Well if those idiots are gonna be, well, idiots, i guess we have to do this."
 * Sponge Storm trooper: "Yep. Gee, i hope we're impourent characters cause i hate just to be here to move the plot or something."
 * Pony Stormtrooper: Yeah, I don't exactly get why we're needed. But I guess we'll find out, right?
 * Sponge Stormtrooper: Yeah. (Both go inside the Falcon, only to get blasted) Oh, so THAT'S what we were needed for--GAAAHHH!!
 * Han: (She and Luke are disguised as the Pony and Sponge Stormtroopers they killed, and the others pretend to be prisoner transfer) Alright, just follow my lead and act real cool. (All tiptoe in a cool fashion while really Family guy just follow my lead and act real cool music is playing, something like this:)
 * Chewie: (Laughs) That was COOL!!!
 * Han: That was the point, Chewie.
 * Shen: Alright, I'm gonna go knock out that tractor beam.
 * Luke: And we'll find the Princess.
 * Shen: "Luke, this is where we must part ways. Now, before we split, there something for you to be aware of."


 * Han: What was THAT all about?
 * Shen: I don't know. I just felt like doing it.
 * Chewie: (Laughs at Shen) That was hilarious! Do it again!
 * Luke: Uh...okay. Let's get started. (They split up)
 * R2-D2: What about us?
 * Luke: You stay at the control panel over there in case we get stuck in a trash compactor or something.
 * C-3PO: (Shrugs) Why do droids have to do the dirty work?

Chapter 6- Rescue and Escape from The Death Star
Hallway. Later Later Tractor Beam Generator Prison Cell Room Leia's Cell Cutaway Present hallway. Trash Compacting Room
 * There was alot of troopers chatting and protroling.
 * Chewie: (A mouse droid wheels up to her, and she does the Chewie growl)
 * Mouse Droid: HOLY SMOKES!!! (Wheels away)
 * Chewie: (Laughs) Sometimes these droids tend to be VERY scared.
 * Han: SSSHHH!! There are Shocktroopers watching!
 * Shocktrooper: You say something?
 * Luke: Uh, no. We were heading to the prison cells to dump this furball.
 * Chewie: Huh?
 * Shocktrooper: Very well, then. Carry on. (The group continues)
 * Han: (Group checks a map of the Death Star) So, what're we on? The first floor?
 * Luke: No, we're on the second floor.
 * Han: No, no, see, here's the Banana Republic, and we just passed that, so, uh...was just right there, so, uh...we parked at the Macy's side, so now we must be over here by the JCPenney.
 * Luke: I would actually think the first floor is for mostly men stuff, and there's a LadyFootLocker over there.
 * Han: Oh, so we're on the third floor.
 * Chewie: HEY LOOK, THEY GOT A MCDONALDS HERE! SWEEEEEEEET!!! Can we go there, PLEEEEEEEEAASE?!?
 * Han: (Sighs) Fine. Just stick to the plan, alright?
 * Chewie: Yay!
 * Chewie: (After they stop at the McDonalds) Ohh, that was SO delicious. (Burps)
 * Luke: I just can't believe we had to hide in a closet and eat so everyone wouldn't get suspicious of a 'prisoner' ordering makeout food in an Imperial superweapon.
 * Han: Let's just focus on the task at hand, alright? (Gang enters elevator and Imperial Star Wars elevator music plays, and after a while, Chewie begins dancing to it, then they arrive in the Prison area)
 * Imperial Soldier: What's with the furball?
 * Han: Prisoner transfer.
 * Imperial Soldier: Oh, okay. (Turns around, and Han blasts him in the back) OOF!!!
 * Intercom Guy: What happened up there?
 * Han: (On communication) Uh, we got a slight weapons malfunction. Uh, everything's perfectly normal now...we're fine. How are you?
 * Intercom Guy: We're sending a squad up.
 * Han: Uh, negative. We have a reactor leak here, now. Give us a minute to lock it down. Large leak; very dangerous.
 * Intercom Guy: There's no reactor on that floor.
 * Han: Yes, well...(Grabs a book and skims through it) I talked to...Dave Johnson in stormtrooper engineering and he said there is a reactor here.
 * Intercom Guy: Dave Johnson? Hang on one second. Okay, I have Dave Johnson on the line. Dave, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?
 * Dave Johnson: (On intercom) Uh, no. No. There's no reactor there.
 * Han: Well, I don't know what to tell you, but I'm staring straight at a reactor. Maybe Vynder had it installed yesterday.
 * Intercom Guy: Hang on a second.
 * Vynder: (On intercom) What do you want? (Han starts to panic)
 * Intercom Guy: Lord Vynder, did you install a reactor in the prisoner control room?
 * Vynder: (On intercom) Uh, not that I know of. Hang on one second. Sheila, can you get me the plans to the Death Star? Okeydokey. Got the plans here. Let me have a look. (Han gets more worried) No reactor that I can see. But, might as well put one in. There's always room for another reactor.
 * Intercom Guy: We'll send a team up to build the new reactor.
 * Han: Uh, no, no. Not necessary. We've got it under control. (Han shoots the intercom) WHEW!! (Pants in relief) Boring conversation, anyway.
 * Chewie: (Laughs) That was kind of awkward. We're lucky we didn't get caught.
 * Luke: "But they might get worried of why the transmission was cut off before a blast! They might start to send guys!"
 * Han: "Aw shit, then move it!"
 * Shen: (Finds the tractor beam generator) Bingo. (Climbs onto the ledge, then pulls the lever, shutting down the generator) Alright, now we can get out of this hell machine. (Jumps across the chasm with great speed and agility) Whew! I'm getting too old for this. (Stretches, then breaks back) AAAHHH!! MY BACK! (Sighs) This is gonna take a while, isn't it? (Walks away with his back stiff)
 * Han: Okay, the Princess is in Cell #15.
 * Luke: Hmm, the scanners say she's still there, so we're lucky. I'll go get her. (Runs to the cell)
 * Han: Why did I let you talk me into doing this?
 * Chewie: Look, man, he said he'd pay us for helping him, so let's come to peace with it. We'll be okay. (Suddenly a squad of Shocktroopers appear behind them, and Chewie makes a cartoonishly wild panic, eyes stretching out of the sockets, tongue thrashing, and hair standing upright) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
 * Han: We're toast.
 * Leia: (Luke enters the room) Aren't you a little square to be a stormtrooper?
 * Luke: (Dubbed as Chris Luke) Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch.
 * Leia: WAIT! Who are you?
 * Luke: I'm Luke Skywalker. Me, some noobies, and Obi-Wan have come to rescue you.
 * Leia: Well, it's about TIME Obi-Wan showed up. You'll never guess what they did to me here.
 * Leia: (Camera on outside of cell, and a loud whirring is heard) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH, MY EYES!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!! OOWWWW!!! MY NUTS!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!! Wait a minute, I don't have any nu--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! MY TAIL IS NUMB!!!! OOOOOWWWWW!!! NOW I CAN'T FEEL MY ARMS AND LEGS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OOOOWWWWW!!!!...Oh, don't you even think about it, pal! Don't you dare--(Laughs) St-st-stop! Let go of my--(Laughs) I ca-I can't breathe! Okay, seriously stop it--(Laughs) If you don't cut it out, I'm gonna--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! MY NOSE!!!!!
 * Luke: What was with the laughing?
 * Leia: Are we gonna get the heck outta' this alamo, or what?
 * Luke: Alright, alright, c'mon! (Both exit cell)
 * Luke and Leia came in to see a fight going down!
 * Han: "TAKE COVER!"
 * Leia: TARNATION! (Shocktroopers are blasting their blasters at the group while they do the same thing) Them varmits is puttin up one hell of a firefight.
 * Han: That's some strong talk from a Princess.
 * Leia: Wha- look who's talking. I'd say you're more too girly to be a fighter.
 * Han: WHY I NEVER?!? (Shocktroopers almost blast him) WHOA NELLIE!
 * Leia: Someone PLEASE get me a blaster, and lemme show yall' how a REAL lady handles some bad guys.
 * Luke: Here, take mine.
 * Leia: (Grabs blaster) Well, you seem to be more of a gentleman. Or 'gentlesponge' in your terms. (Blasts down the attacking Shocktroopers with great precision) And THAT'S how you do it in Alderaan, yall'! (Blows smoke off of blaster)
 * Han: DAMN! That was some hot fighting! (Leia slaps her) OW!
 * Chewie: (Chuckles)
 * Han: Oh, ha-ha-ha, it is to laugh. I'M NOT A LESBIAN, YOU KNOW!!!
 * Chewie: Whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't say you were a lesbian. Why would you think that? (Suddenly more Shocktroopers appear and blast at them)
 * Luke: BARNACLES! There's too many of them!
 * Han: We can't fight them all, we gotta get out of here!
 * Leia: (Notices trash chute) Hey, into the trash chute. (Jumps down) WHOOOOOOoooaaa...
 * Luke: You heard the marsupial, let's move! (Jumps down chute)
 * Leia: (From down the chute) I'M NOT A MARSUPIAL!
 * Han: C'mon, Chewie, we're gonna have to jump.
 * Chewie: Are you kidding, it's probably full of disease, I'm not going in there.
 * Han: JUST GET THE HELL DOWN THERE, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SMELL! (Smacks Chewie down the chute before jumping down herself)
 * Screams are heard as Leia, Luke, Chewie and Han crashed into the trash.
 * Luke: "Ewwwwwww!"
 * Leia: "Oh god, why did i thought going down the shoot was a good idea."
 * A trash creature that looked like i giant eyed Kaa briefly resurfaced.
 * Trash Creature: "Oh shoot! I took the wrong turn at Alberquiky."
 * the Trash Creature went back in.
 * Han: "Oh, brillient idea to jump into the freaking garbage, prrincess bushy rat!"