Cyberjurassic Park

Cyberjurassic Park is the 5th episode in the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, the cyborg couple Jasmine and Alister, have created a theme park full of robot dinosaurs ('Cybersaurs') with help of Alister's millionaire former paleontologist friend, Goanna Jones. However, Darkness Qui sends her former bioterrorist servant, Narcotic, to sabotage the park controls, change the Cybersaurs' protocols, and cause the Cybersaurs to go on a rampage. Now, the Shell Lodgers and their 6 Pony friends must save Alister, Jasmine, and the suddenly mad for power Jones before they go extinct. This is obviously a parody of Jurassic Park.

Fan-made Transcript
Introduction (Jurassic Park Theme)

Chapter 1: The Beaksworth Couple Returns
an undisclosed location. the temple. 1 hour later... Dragon Realms Florida
 * A group of workers are seen transporting something.
 * Worker 1: "Careful! That's very precvious cargo. It was just made in the factory!"
 * Worker 2: "Yeah yeah, no sweat!"
 * the workers gently placed the box at the front of a gate. suddenly, a worker tripped, head slammed head first into a romote control, and a mysterious macanical creature grabbed him, and Raptor like sounds are heard!
 * Worker 2: "HELP! I PRESSED THE ATTACK BUTTON!"
 * Worker 1: "SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN?!"
 * Worker 3: (Presses button, and the Raptor sounds start a low-pitch fuse down like a machine)
 * Worker 2: (Made it out alive, but is now crippled, dubbed as Joe) AAAHHH, MY LEGS! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!
 * Worker 1: "Mr. Gonna's not gonna like this."
 * Worker 2: JUST GET ME A DAMN WHEELCHAIR!!!
 * Worker 3: WHOA! Easy there, Jim. Did that thing in there nibble a part of your brain, too?
 * Worker Jim: Of course not, you dumb bimbo! Now get me a wheel chair before my arms get crippled as well.
 * Worker 3: Alright! SOMEONE GET JIM A WHEELCHAIR!
 * Worker 4: Uh...Boss? What is in that cargo?
 * Worker 1: That's classified until further notice, Evan. Goanna specifically said that these things must NOT be given away until they have been fully fit for the park.
 * Worker Evan: Yes, sir.
 * Icky: "Ahh, nothing screams a great after easter relaxsation, then watching Jurassic Park, one of Universeal's more ingenius films."
 * Iago: Except they made a few mistakes on the dinosaurs.
 * Gilda: Yeah, like the raptors. They weren't really that huge in reality. And that dinosaur with the frills? The Internet says that species has no frills, or spits venom.
 * Icky: Well, there's a perfectly good explanation for those things. Those dinos were cloned using other animals, right? So, that frilled dino might've been genetically engineered with both a frill-necked lizard and a spitting cobra. But it would've been freaky if they DID have that stuff in reality, huh?
 * Fidget: Yeah, nobody could touch them.
 * Icky: As for the raptors, I don't know to hell why they were the size of gorillas. Maybe it was just some kind of gigantism mutation that kept repeating on each clone. But at least the T-Rex made BIG box office for the movie, am I right, or am I right?
 * Iago: Yeah, yeah, yeah, play the movie already, Icky face. (Icky presses play, and the movie begins)
 * after the film.
 * Icky: "Wonderful as always. It's sad that this movie is wonderful, but the later sequils are screw-ups."
 * Iago: "You wanna know something? They're making a Jurrassic park 4!"
 * Icky: "No! Seriously?"
 * Iago: Yeah, said it will be aired in 2014.
 * Gilda: Yeah, that's next year.
 * Fidget: Well, YouTube Fan-made trailers have predicted it to be like some kind of extinction event for the dinosaurs AND the humans. Dinosaurs and Mankind vs. Mother Nature, what an idea for a film.
 * Icky: (Laughs) Yeah, what's next? Will the dinosaurs be forced to team up with mankind in order to save their dino-butts? (Laughs hysterically) I-I can't-I can't stop-(Laughs) My goodness, that's the most cheesy pun since they made How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended on YouTube.
 * Gilda: Oh, I seen that clip before. It was hilarious!
 * Fidget: I saw that, too. I like the part where the dinosaurs pooped on that guy. "Eww! They should call it 'Jurassic PLOP'!" (Laughs)
 * Gilda: My favorite part was how the raptors began speaking and holding weapons like the monsters they are. (Laughs) I mean, seriously! They started speaking, and they began twittering that THEY FOUND THE WEAPONS CLOSET, LOLZ! They thought of it as some kind of future language or something! (Everyone laughs)
 * Icky: Okay, Gilda, honey, I've already laughed so hard, I don't wanna pee myself.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, we still know nothing of any of those being right! we have no confirmtion of what the film will really be about."
 * Icky: Well, I believe it'll be about the extinction event. I'm just saying it could be possible. You can't really argue with the future, can you?
 * Lord Shen:...No...not really. Especially since I doubted it once. But anyway, you guys should know we got an invitation in the mail.
 * Gilda: Really? Who's it from?
 * Lord Shen: It's from...Alister and Jasmine.
 * Fidget: Oh, you mean those two lovebirds we rescued during one of our battles with Hank?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, it also says their last name, Beaksworth. That would've made you remember, wouldn't it?
 * Icky: (Scoffs) Yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, c'mon, I always like to mess with you, Ickerious!
 * Iago: You're bluffing. You have no sense of humor.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? That's not true. Remember when that panda made me laugh the first time we met?
 * Fidget: Yeah, that was pretty embarassing for you, wasn't it?
 * Lord Shen: Well, anyways, Alister and Jasmine say they've opened a theme park in the Dragon Realms version of Florida, and want us to see it. They're even inviting the Mane 6 there, too.
 * Gilda: "A theme park? What kind?"
 * Lord Shen: "Doesn't say. I'm correct to assume it's some sort of surprise."
 * Icky: Well, what're we waiting for? We should probably go check it out.
 * Iago: Yeah. And I hope for once we get some time off from Villain trouble. Not like what happened in Hawaii.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, I wasn't there. Let's go.
 * Mr. Dodo: (Drives van to CyberCon Industries, where Alister and Jasmine are waiting) Here we are. This is the CyberCon company building Alister and Jasmine told us to go.
 * Dodger: Not bad for a company that creates prosthetics.
 * Rita: I agree. But I really don't wanna wind up like Senator Tricorn, having some kind of prosthetic robotic leg on me.
 * Tito: You'd look rediculous, anyway. (Rita looks at him sterningly) I said you would IF you got a prosthetic, I'm not trying to insult you, or anything. (Chuckles nervously)
 * Batty: Aw, c'mon. I'm sure robot prosthetics don't look bad. (BZZZZAAT!!!)
 * Skipper: Don't get your hopes up, Batty. Dr. Blowhole seemed pretty bad-looking with that cyborg eye of his. Besides, you should see what he does to any henchmen that asks how he got that cyborg eye. One of his lobsters were killed by doing this, and sold as seafood. (Laughs) Classic!
 * SpongeBob: Well, let's at least get this over with.
 * Patrick: YAY! We're going to a theme park! Don't know what theme it's themed, but I'm sure it'll be awesome! (Lodgers exit the van to see Alister and Jasmine at the door of the building)
 * Alister: Hey, the Shell Lodgers finally came.
 * Jasmine: Hi, guys!
 * Lord Shen: We came as soon as we heard you opened a theme park.
 * Jasmine: Yeah, can you believe it?
 * Alister: Our rich employee, Goanna Jones, came up with the idea for the park when he made the blueprints for one of the robots that will be used there. And guess how much it cost to build the robot? Just $1,000.
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers! That's a pretty cheap price for a robot.
 * Private: Exactly what is the name for the park?
 * Alister: You'll see once we get there. Now where are the others? (Suddenly a magic glow appears, and the Mane 6 appears) Oh, there they are.
 * Jasmine: Wow, Twilight! You've gotten taller.
 * Alister: Not to mention those beautiful wings of yours.
 * Twilight: Yeah, I became a princess recently, it's a long story.
 * Pinkie: We overheard a theme park came to the Dragon Realms, and decided to check it out. I always LOVE theme parks. With their amazing rides, their dizzifying roller coasters, their delicious meals, and their extremely funny-looking mirrors.
 * Alister: Well, there's no roller coasters there, but when you get there, you'll see that the place makes the past look like the future. There's rides, there's some food and beverages, and there's even a monorail.
 * Jasmine: You're gonna love it, guys. Our billionaire employer paid for the park for just $100,000
 * Applejack: Whoo-ee! That's a pretty cheap price. Usually parks cost a million dollars.
 * Alister: You'd be surprised how the economy of the UUniverses has evolved. Just come with us, and we'll show you everything. (The Lodgers and Ponies follow them)

Chapter 2: Goanna Jones
in the sky. Juraso Island Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Fine-Looking Mansion
 * A helcoppter heads torwords a lone island, along with the Lodger van because there were too many people for the helicopter.
 * SpongeBob: (On radio to Alister) Hey, Alister? Why didn't you tell us the park was on an island? You said it was in the Dragon Realms version of Florida on your letter.
 * Alister: (On radio) Yeah, about that. That was just a mistake. I meant to write that you should HEAD to the Dragon Realms version of Florida where the CyberCon building was. Sorry.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Flying outside the van and copter) I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!
 * Twilight: WHAT?
 * Rainbow Dash: I SAID 'I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!'
 * Twilight: SORRY, I CAN'T SEEM TO HEAR YOU OVER THE CHOPPING OF THE HELICOPTER AND THE GUSTING OF THE WIND.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs, and then some seagulls bump into her) WHOA, HEY! (Spits out feathers) PLECH!
 * Seagull: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME THING, YOU WINGED RAT?!?
 * Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, CAN'T YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE?
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?
 * Twilight: (Sighs)
 * Alex: (Looking out the window) I'm surprised Twilight's improved in her flying skills.
 * Marty: What do you mean?
 * Alex: Well, she became an Alicorn not too long ago, and yet she learned how to fly efficiently and quickly? Sounds pretty impressive.
 * Rarity: Well, Rainbow Dash was the one who taught her how to fly efficiently, just so you know. But that doesn't really matter because not all pegasi need to actually learn how to fly. Some can just do it all by theirselves even if they're babies.
 * Icky: Really? But...wha...are you sure? A baby foal can learn how to fly all by itself?
 * Pinkie: Yeah, of course. Pound Cake did that even after he was a month old.
 * Mr. Dodo: Yeah, and just look at Pegasus. Even when he was a few seconds old, he was able to fly by himself. But I guess if you were created by a God like Zeus, you'd probably be able to do something that was physically impossible.
 * Icky: Yeah, I guess you're right. This is a cartoon after all. (The chopper and the van continue to fly toward the island)
 * Lord Shen: "Something about this island feels, prehistoric."
 * Mr. Dodo: No wonder. Juraso Island here is a volcanic island. But luckily the volcano is extinct, and doesn't erupt for more than 100,000 years. We can head to the volcano later if that's okay.
 * Lord Shen: No, I mean...just looking at this island makes me feel like...something prehistoric is down there.
 * Mushu: Besides, how do you know so much about the areas we arrive at, Dodo?
 * Mr. Dodo: I used the UUHD device.
 * Mushu: Oh, yeah, I completely forgot about that.
 * Applejack: The what?
 * Skipper: It's a device we've installed in the van's driving seat called the United Universal History Decoder device, or UUHD for short.
 * Applejack: What's that?
 * Kowalski: It's a device that uses a satellite to record all the information and history of a certain place in the UUniverses that we arrive in, and shows the information on a little screen in the driver's seat. We made it when we last upgraded the van because the Shell Lodge Squad Guidelines say that we must learn the history and information of each place we visit in case it could be useful during our missions.
 * Applejack: Clever.
 * Pinkie:...I did not get that at all.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I still have a strange feeling about this place.
 * Squidward: "Oh would you relax! It's not like there's dinosaurs or prehistoric monsters or anything of the like."
 * SpongeBob: (Everybody lands) Well, here we are.
 * Alister: Just follow me, and we'll take you to our employer's mansion.
 * Pinkie: I hope we get to the park soon, it's making me very nervous. (Dubbed as Kowalski) And you can tell I'm excited because my VOICE IS GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER TO THE POINT OF...(Squeak, and the Shell Lodge Van and Helicopter's glass windows shatter)...Sorry.
 * Twilight: Pinkie, please calm down, okay? We'll be there soon.
 * Mad Hatter: Say, Whitey? You got the time?
 * White Rabbit: Oh, sure, it's...(Checks watch)...12:00 PM.
 * Mad Hatter: Right, 12:00, and...I have to pee what?
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)
 * March Hare: I think his watch is broken again, and it's trying to pee out a bad cog.
 * Pinkie: (Bursts out laughing)
 * Twilight: (To Spyro) Are those guys really this clueless?
 * Spyro: Yeah, they're not really that bright. They drink too much tea once in a while.
 * Sparx: But that's nothing compared to what they did in the bathroom.
 * Mad Hatter: (Camera on the outside of the bathroom) Ooh, look at that, Hare. Somebody threw some brownies in the toilet.
 * March Hare: Well, isn't THIS a perfect unbirthday present. (Suddenly, the two spit and sputter)
 * Mad Hatter: TASTES LIKE ROTTEN QUESADAILLAS!
 * Twilight: That's disgusting!
 * Sparx: Oh, not as disgusting as the time they used their butts as jetpacks.
 * Mad Hatter: (Camera on Temple, as two farting sounds are heard, and the Mad Hatter and the March Hare fly through the roof) I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
 * March Hare: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
 * Po: (Sniffs air) OH, GROSS! That wasn't ME, was it?
 * Shenzi: DAMN, what's that smell?
 * Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?
 * Ed: Uhh...('I don't know', Chuckles)
 * Twilight: Okay, that was MORE disgusting.
 * Sparx: Oh, that's nothing. You should see what they--
 * Spyro: Sparx! Enough!
 * Icky: "NO MORE ALREADY, SHEESH?!"
 * Alister: Guys, please. If everybody's done being very inappropriate, we'd like to get to the mansion, and get this over with.
 * Jasmine: Yeah, and let's not say anything that'll make everyone think of us as weird and embarassing. Especially you two.
 * March Hare: What? What do you mean, there are three of us. (Takes out Dorm Mouse's teapot)
 * Dorm Mouse:...Twinkle twinkle little--(Lid closes on top of him)
 * Icky: "Wow, classy joint!"
 * Rarity: "This jones character has a wonderious establishment."
 * Alister: Yeah, he's a great inventor, too. He actually made Senator Tricorn's first prosthetic parts. He's also willing to help us make her some new ones so she won't be so...stupid.
 * B.O.B: Well, THAT'S a relief. Then she won't hate us anymore. Not after what she tried to do to me.
 * Twilight: But let's at least be glad she'll be better once she gets those new prosthetics.
 * ???: Oh, hello there. (Everyone sees a lace monitor, this was Goanna Jones) I see our invited guests have finally made it.
 * Fluttershy: YIKES! A KOMODO DRAGON! (Hides behind Twilight) That's even worse than a dragon.
 * Goanna Jones: A Komodo Dragon? (Scoffs) Don't worry, mate, I'm not a Komodo Dragon. I'm actually a close relative to Komodo Dragons. I'm a lace monitor.
 * Twilight: Yeah, Fluttershy. Komodo Dragons don't have those black spots.
 * Fluttershy: Do they have...(Gulps)...poisonous saliva?
 * Twilight: No, they don't.
 * Fluttershy: (Sighs in relief, and comes out of hiding)
 * Goanna Jones: Well, now that that's over, allow me to introduce myself. I am Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocybernetics extraordinaire. I come from a long line of paleontologists, and I used to be one myself. But after a while, I decided I'd be more into robotics and biology.
 * Applejack: 'Paleontologist'? What in tarnation is that?
 * Twilight: It's a person who studies prehistoric life, Applejack. They dig up dinosaur bones, and use all kinds of technology to look into their past to see how they lived before they died.
 * Lord Shen: Hmm, I knew something felt prehistoric around here.
 * Goanna Jones: Well, you see, mate, this place actually has a LOT of history about dinosaurs. Juraso Island's soil is rich with fossils, which made it an oppertune place for paleontoligists to look for bones.
 * Kowalski: He's actually right. The soil on the island is sedimentary, which proves that there are indeed fossils underground.
 * Twilight: Dr. Jones, we came because we heard you created a theme park on this island. And I trust this has something to do with dinosaurs?
 * Goanna Jones: Well, technically, yes. But you have my word, there aren't any real dinosaurs involved with this park. It's something even better.
 * Fluttershy: Dinosaurs?...(Shivers in fear)...I think I'm gonna faint.
 * Goanna Jones: It's okay, mate. There's nothing to be scared of. Just follow me outside. I've got something I want to show you.
 * Patrick: Oh, boy, I LOVE surprises.
 * Pinkie: ME, TOO!

Chapter 3: Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park
Outside the Borders of the Park
 * Rainbow Dash: (The Van and a jeep drives through the forest on it's way to the park) How much farther is this place?
 * Goanna Jones: Not that much father, mate. But we're already near the borders where one of our robots are being transported. I want to show you one of them before we arrive.
 * Sandy: What're you waitin' on, let's see what great secrets you're holding for this park. (The vehicles stop)
 * Goanna Jones: The robot's behind that door over there.
 * Sam: Okay, let me ask you this, how big is it? Is it like 'Godzilla' big, or is it 'T-Rex' big?
 * Goanna Jones: Just keep your shirt on, mate, and you'll see.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Doors open) 'Dinosaurs', 'Robots', 'Theme Park'. Exactly what kind of combination can these things possibly crea--(Sees something) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Gasps) OH DEARY ME!!!!
 * Kowalski: (Makes weird sounds like he does when he hears about InvExpo)
 * Skipper: OMFG!!!
 * Twilight: Amazing! (They see a giant robotic Brachiosaurus) Is that...is that...a Brachiosaurus?
 * Goanna Jones: Yes, it certainly is. It's a robot Brachiosaurus. It's from a long line of robotic dinosaurs I've named Cybersaurs. This one is the 4th model, a Brachios.
 * Pinkie: WOW-EE!!! And I thought dragons were the biggest creatures in Equestria. (The Brachios looks at them, and gives them a low-pitched roar)
 * Goanna Jones: My friends, Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park!
 * Icky:...Wow, this is MUCH better than Jurassic Park.
 * Twilight: Incredible. I wish Celestia was here to see this.
 * Fluttershy:...Uh...is it harmless?
 * Goanna Jones: Of course. It's a robotic Brachiosaurus. It's species were harmless herbivores that fed on only the grazing in trees. Besides, it's what they were programmed to do. To be harmless unless you're a threat.
 * Fluttershy:...I...can I...can I say 'hello'?
 * Goanna Jones: Of course. You can even touch him if you want.
 * Fluttershy:...Uh...(Gulps) Okay.
 * Goanna Jones: Go on, mate. He ain't gonna hurt you.
 * Fluttershy: Uh...(Flies up to the Brachios, and hesitates to touch it)...I can't do it!
 * Goanna Jones: I'll help you. (Puts her hoof onto the metal of the Brachios)...See?
 * Fluttershy:...It's...it's made of metal, and it's...harmless?
 * Goanna Jones: That's what it's programmed for, yes.
 * Fluttershy:...(Smiles)...(The Brachios looks down at her, and Fluttershy begins to get scared)
 * Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like it's gonna to something bad or anything-"
 * the Brachios involintary sneeses on Fluttershy, covering her in a strange gooey subtence.
 * Icky: "Expect that."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh my! If i had a bit for everytime my first encounter was met with a sneese."
 * Alister: "Sorry about that, since this is still very recent for them to be funtioning, they tend to make alot of sneeseing, exspiecally the Brachios units."
 * Jasmine: We also had to make the Brachios' tails and neck out of metallic plastic so they wouldn't cause any accidents.
 * Fluttershy: Yeah. But I must admit, this thing is absolutely precious.
 * Alister: Yes, all the Cybersaurs in the park have been programmed to be friendly to guests. But if they are threatened, they immediately attack. That protocol is useful in case someone tries to destroy them. But we've had to make sure the protocol was activated by a huge amount of damage, and not from being hit by a rock. If they get hit by a rock, the Cybersaur will just scare you away so you won't tease it again.
 * Marty: Wow. What a breakthrough.
 * Icky: And you created the blueprints for every Cybersaur type by yourself?
 * Goanna Jones: That's right.
 * Lord Shen: "Impressive."
 * Goanna: "But, i feel as if ferther explanation is in order."

Chapter 4: The Cybersaurs' Origin and Creation
A Museum
 * Goanna: "Allow me to take you, behind the scenes."
 * Twilight: I hope it's quick. Pinkie is getting pretty excited.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles hysterically)
 * Goanna Jones: Keep your hooves on, mates, you'll get to play in the park in due time. But first, you need to know how I came up with the idea for the Cybersaurs, how they function, what they're powered by, and what they're programmed for.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, that's one thing we definitely need to know as heroes.
 * Lord Shen: I agree. The first step on having fun is to look at the situation. Villains are crawling all over the UUniverses, and if there's anything I've learned after being evil, it's that whatever brings fun and happiness can also bring evil and destruction.
 * Skipper: And don't any of you forget it!
 * Rico: YEAH! (The group enters an auditorium with enough seats for the entire group)
 * Goanna Jones: Everybody sit, and take a moment to see our little film. Soon, it will all become clear.
 * Pinkie: Oh, boy, a movie! Does it come with popcorn? (Everyone takes a seat, the lights go dark, and the film plays)
 * In the film, Goanna Jones in a suit appears.
 * Goanna Jones: Oh, hello, I am Dr. Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocyberneticist of CyberCon Industries, and I am here to show you about the grand envailing of the newest park in the Dragon Realms. Cyberjurassic Park. Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, it's NOTHING like Jurassic Park...Okay, maybe a little, but I'm not cloning real dinosaurs. I'm MANUFACTURING them. Allow me to introduce to you, the CYBERSAUR! (Removes a curtain to show a robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex)
 * Rico: Woooow!
 * Icky: Radical!
 * Tigress: Guys, be quiet.
 * Goanna Jones: This device is the first of a long line of robotic dinosaurs that will be represented in the park. It's name is CS1, or what I've nicknamed, RoboRex. But this bucket of bolts is not like the actual dinosaur. It doesn't eat and kill other helpless victims like a T-Rex. It's programmed to be harmless to those who are not a threat. Now, here to explain all about my inventions is Mr. Dino-Mite! (An animated pterosaur appears on the scene)
 * Mr. Dino-Mite: (Sounding like Short Round from the Indiana Jones movies) Good morning, Dr. Jones.
 * Goanna Jones: Good morning, Mite. (To audience) Kind of cute, ain't he?
 * Pinkie: (Laughs)
 * Goanna Jones: Dino, everybody here wants to know all about the Cybersaurs. Would you mind giving me a hand? Or...a wing, in your case.
 * Dino: My pleasure, Dr. Jones. (Clears throat) The Cybersaurs are the latest in animatronic technology. They technically used to be old worn out dinosaur animatronics from Universal Studios, many of which included the T-Rex used in the actual film.
 * Skipper: GET OUT! Seriously?
 * Dino: As serious as a T-Rex attack! The studio didn't want them anyway because of the popular technology of computer animation for film working. So, Dr. Jones decided to buy them, and well, here we are! The RoboRex! And like Dr. Jones said, they're harmless. And I'll tell you why. (Slides the frame to a supercomputer like a cartoon) Voila! This is the DinoComp. It's a highly advanced supercomputer that controls almost ALL of the Cybersaurs' protocols. They are useful whenever a Cybersaur is in need of assistance. Like for example, if a Cybersaur is running low on fuel, just a push from a button on a DinoComp, and Bob's your uncle, it is programmed to go to the fueling station to get fueled up. These Cybersaurs also need power like a car. They need a jumpstart to keep electricity flowing through their bodies like endoplasmic reticulum. Not that I know what THAT is.
 * Kowalski: (Laughs)...Now, tha-THAT'S funny!
 * Dino: Anyway, in the fueling station, they also get a hookup so that they can be recharged. Without this protocol, they would eventually run out of fuel, and power down. But there are also some occasions where the Cybersaurs might be attacked by villains, robot droids, solar-powered electric rays, and a few other bad things that I just now made up. But that's okay, because a Cybersaur is ALWAYS prepared. It has a protocol that automatically allows it to defend itself from a threat by attacking it head on. But if a Cybersaur should be bullied by some idiot toddler who throws a rock at it, the Cybersaur will just scare you off and not attack you. But there is also another fascinating feature. Cybersaurs will also be used to not just defend themselves, but defend THE ENTIRE PARK! Invasions will not be a problem for us because the Cybersaurs will do whatever it takes to defend their home. 
 * Skipper: Remind me to have one of those when we get back to the zoo.
 * Private: But what if Alice notices it?
 * Skipper: SSSSSHHHHH!
 * Icky was eating popcorn.