Blood is Thicker than Water, and Appearently Gets You in Trouble

Blood is Thicker than Water, and Apparently Gets You in Trouble is the 21st Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After years of being delayed due to several villain attactivites, it is finally the day of Kevin's trail for his attempt to make Equestria into a civilized 21st century society (Even though it was all Cobra's fault), and is looking at a life sentence. Crane, worried for his life, decides to do something about this by secretly disguising himself as Harvy Wadder, Crane Attorney at Law (And suddenly learned about being a lawyer in less than a few minutes). But things will go downhill for him when he discovers that this court martial is tougher than they expected when Senator Tricorn who is still wanting to satisfy her justice seeking graving since after the 4th of July affair with you-know-who appears with a nearly unbeatable robot named Prosecution Brain-Pod, which has proven too tough for even Crane to handle. Could Tricorn and her little prosecution toy be the undoing of Crane's efforts to save Kevin's tail feathers?

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (The People's Court)

Chapter 1: Judgement Day For Kevin
During the events of For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls. Galactic Fed penitentry, mid-late during the last episode. Flashback. Later... Present Doloris's desk. The Pentipentry.
 * Kevin is seen struming his gitair and relaxing!
 * Kevin: "Na, na, nananana, dah nanananananana! Hey! Oh man, my appearent career as a rock-star-rapper thing is swinging!"
 * A knock-knock is heard.
 * Kevin: "Oh right, I got me some fanos!"
 * Kevin opens it, to see Captain Gantu.
 * Kevin: "Oh hey. I didn't know aliens are a fan of my work. Or are you here to get the Grand Council Woman an authograth?"
 * Gantu: "Actselly, Kevin.... It's time."
 * Kevin: "Uh, time?"
 * Gantu: "The time for your fate to be desided has come. Tri-corn is no longer letting villain attacks delay it any longer. It's time you are judged before the grand council woman Vainiana herself."
 * Kevin: ".... Oh.... Well..... I was, wondering why that darn little court-date took so long. I haven't really thought about the mess in equestia since..... Late 2012, ish? Man, remember when everyone thought that mayen propitcy was legit? HA! Aw man, who knows how many people lost it during December 21? It certainly made chrismas complincated at the time, now did it?"
 * Gantu: "..... I am not here to talk about false alerm doomsdays, I am here to do my job and have you escourted to court."
 * Kevin: "Look, I explained it time and time again, It wasn't my fault, That asshole Mang Cobra malmitulated me and-"
 * Gantu: "THAT is what the Grand Council is trying to deside! Now please come quietly, or do you have to try to justify resisting arrest?"
 * Kevin: ".... Aw man, I wish I still had the company lawyers."
 * Kevin is in a cell.
 * A galactic trooper: "This is only until the court is ready. Your lawyer is coming soon.
 * He left, as Hammy Hammerhead from When Turkeys Revolt appeared.
 * Hammy Hammerhead: "HEY THERE, HI THERE, HO-THERE!? The name's Hammy Hammerhead! Lawyering's the game, and I am litterally, a shark in the business! I never lost a case once?!"
 * Kevin: "Wait... Didn't you used to be Mr. Knife's lawyer?"
 * Hammy: "Uh....."
 * Hammy: "Don't worry Knife, we got this in the bag! There's no way the judge, even dispite being Missus Gaz's uncle, is gonna faver turkeys over an honest business man. Er, Coyate."
 * Mr. Knife: Oh, I hope so. I won't last 10 days in prison.
 * Hammy: Don't you worry. It'll all be fine. We'll win this case in 10 minutes tops.
 * Judge Gaz: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
 * Mr. Knife: HAMMY! YOU SAID YOU HAVE THIS COVERED!?
 * Hammy Hammerhead:.... I..... Lost a case?....... NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAHOOOOO?!
 * Hammy:...Well, yeah, I might've lost the previous case, but all the others, I NEVER failed.
 * Kevin: Yeah, THAT'S what worries me. What prosecutor am I up against?
 * Hammy: Well, let's see...(Checks some notes)...You're going up against...Prosecution Brain-Pod? No..... No.... NOOOOO!? SHE DID NOT JUST SEND HIM!!! PBP IS A NIGHTMARE!!! HE'S NEVER LOST A SINGLE CASE!!! OKAY, SENATOR TRICORN ISN'T BEING FAIR RIGHT NOW!!! I DEMAND A MUCH MORE FAIR PROSECUTOR!!!
 * Kevin: Hammy, you have GOT to win this case. Who knows what Senator Tricorn will do to me?!?
 * Hammy gulped.
 * Hammy: "Uh, don't worry kid, I got this in the bag! I mean, I'm sure your just here cause of a tax evadion fruad, right?"
 * Kevin: "....... I was corrupted by the villain leage into turning Equestia into a polluted 21st centery world and had Celestia locked in her own donguin."
 * Hammy: "......... Oh....... Ya know, Villain Leage involvement is very hard to justify, even more, then my last client who was rather abusive to turkeys."
 * Kevin: "How hard is it?"
 * Hammy: "Wanna know what happened to the LAST guy who helped the Villain Leage, Dr. Marz?"
 * Kevin: "What happened?"
 * Hammy: "He's enjoying a nice, isolated stay in Prison 42... Life sentence."
 * Kevin: "(Gulp.)"
 * Hammy: "But I ensure you kid, your in good hands. Er, fins, I means.
 * Kevin: "D'oh, what choice do I have? What's your price?"
 * Hammy: "A zillion bucks."
 * Kevin: "JUMPING FUCKASAURUS?! SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Hammy: "Hey, that's no problem for an ex-CEO of a company! Just ask your now-n-charge girlfirend to handle the payment, and leave the rest, to me."
 * Kevin: "Doloris? Ok, uh, your gonna have to call for me. I'm not allowed to use the phone after once, so, here's her company phone number."
 * Hammy takes it and dials her phone number.
 * Doloris: "Ah.... It's great to be on top...."
 * Doloris sighed sadly.
 * Doloris: "But I do miss Kevin.... I.... I may've had, some feelings for him....."
 * Her phone rang.
 * Doloris: "Kevin?"
 * Doloris picked up!
 * Doloris: "Kevin, did you called cause you missed me?!"
 * Hammy's voice: "Uh, actselly, I'm his defending lawyer, Hammy Hammerhead."
 * Doloris: "Defending Lawyer?"
 * Hammy's Voice: "Yeah, you see, he's in a bit of a scrape concerning that 21 centery equestia mess, and that villain leage bis, and, the imfamou PBP is involved, and, I'm pretty much the only friend he has."
 * Doloris gasps!
 * Doloris: "OH NO! Please, I'll, I'll be more then glad to be a character witness and try to justify everything! I really care for Kevin, please, let me help!"
 * Hammy's voice: "Wow, already I have a witness willing to speak for us! I, am, good! Anyway, I'll be more then glad to help him, in exchange for, uh, a zillion dollars."
 * Doloris: "WHAT?! THE COMPANY WILL GO BANKRUPT?!"
 * Hammy's voice: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise a currently unrekinised renewable reshorce company is more impourent then someone you practicly cared for like a potainional soul mate. My mistake. I'll just hang up and resume my business, and be on my way, and-"
 * Doloris started to cry.
 * Doloris: "OK! OK! I'll give you the money! Just, please help him! I cared for him for all my life! I don't know what I would do?!"
 * Hammy's voice: "(Mocking tone): Aw there poor baby, now was that so hard? (Laughs, normal voice) Your boyfirend's in good hands."
 * The phone hung up.
 * Doloris dropped into her desk and cried.
 * Kevin: "WHAT DID YOU DO TO DOLORIS?! I BETTER HAD NOT JUST HEARD HER CRY?!"
 * Hammy: "Oh relax, I got my payment, and a character witness for ya. It's a win for both of us. And pal, trust me, that sentient trash can, doesn't stand a chance."
 * Kevin: "..... I hope your right, Ham."
 * Hammy: "Buddy, I'm always right. I am, a shark, at being a lawyer."
 * A familer scream was heard!
 * Hammy: "The hell is that!?"
 * Kevin: "..... Crane?"

Chapter 2: Crane Takes Matters In His Own Wings
Dragon Guardian Temple, after the previous episode ended. Dragon Temple, Crane's Room Suits for birds. Later... Hammy's Office Dragon Temple Kevin's Cell Bathroom.
 * Crane: (Continues screaming after the last episode)
 * Tigress: CRANE, STOP IT!!!
 * Crane: THEY'RE GONNA LOCK UP MY BROTHER AND NEVER LET HIM OUT?! WHAT AM I GONNA SAY TO MOTHER AND UNCLE JOE?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Relax, Crane, it's no big deal. He'll go through it and be acquitted with no problem. Everything will be fine.
 * Sandy: Yeah, court cases don't usually end with people being judged guilty if they're misguided. That's how every other court case in the past went through.
 * Shifu: Exactly. Nothing can possibly go wrong with that case.
 * Icky: GUYS, YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!! (Everyone goes into another room, and on the TV screen, they see the news)
 * Scorch Scorchington: Good evening, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Our top story, Senator Tricorn has finally decided that the case against Qu Dan, aka Kevin Longbill, a Chinese business crane who previously attempted to conquer Equestria to turn it into a 21st century society, is ready to begin after being postponed due to years of villain attacks. Tricorn claims that she has someone who's willing to help out in the case.
 * Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch. You see, I have no doubt that Kevin shall pay for his wrongdoings on Equestria. I have hired my most successful attorney at law, Prosecution Brain-Pod, to take care of everything. (Shows Prosecution Brain-Pod, which is a 2-armed Dolak-like robot with a brain pod, 2 robotic eyes, and a robotic speaker mouth)
 * PDP: (In a Steven Hawking-like voice) It is an honor to be prosecuting in this case, Senator Tricorn. I shall make sure that this guy pays through the beak for his crimes. (Crane watches horribly) Nobody has ever defeated me before. Surely Kevin can't think he can defend himself against the awesome power of artificially-intelligent justice. When this ends, he may want to consider turning a cell into his new home. Thank you.
 * Crane: "...... Oh no!"
 * Icky: "Uh, since when did Tri-Corn knew a delak impersonator?"
 * Spyro: Icky, do you have ANY idea who that 'Delak impersonator' is?
 * Icky: No. Is he just one of Zurg's brain-pods who was punished after screwing up?
 * Sparx: He doesn't even look like one of them, dumbass!
 * Cynder: That's the Prosecution Brain-Pod, Senator Tricorn's most successful lawyer. He was programmed for one purpose, and one purpose only: To win cases. Nobody has ever defeated him, he's too intelligent. In fact, people say he's just TOO perfect.
 * Lola: Then we've gotta do something!
 * Spyro: What CAN we do? I've seen PBP in cases before, and he's won every single one. I'm pretty sure THIS case will be no exception.
 * Crane: I can't BELIEVE you guys are doubting yourselves like this. We've beaten impossible odds before. Heck, we've even beaten robots, too! So what if this bucket of bolts is considered unstoppable? Nothing's unstoppable, and you know it!
 * Donkey: Now hold on there, long-legs! You're forgetting how much power that Senator Tricorn and the Galactic Federation have?
 * Shifu: Yes. We only stopped Tricorn's wrongdoings out of luck. There's no chance we'll have any in this case.
 * Crane: Well, I'm not giving up. I'm not just gonna stand and watch as that robot know-it-all just sends my brother to jail forever all because of Lord Cobra's involvement. I'm going to help him, whether they want me or not.
 * Brandy: Are you insane?!? They'll lock you up in Prison 42! Do you know that it's against the rules to meddle in a court?
 * Crane: "Well, I am not gonna let my brother down in his time of need! I am not gonna let him get punished because Mang desided to be a doofus with him. He's my brother, and I'm gonna help him! So Tri-Corn can go suck my bird reproductive organs?!"
 * Crane ran off!
 * Icky: "..... Wow.......... Who wants to bet Crane is gonna end up getting Tri-Corn more pissed at us then already?"
 * Private: Well, guys, I think he's right. I think we SHOULD help. It would be right to help out a family member of a dear Shell Lodger.
 * Skipper: I agree.
 * Private: Wow, I thought you were gonna put that in one of the Naïve Files. You've got a whole lot of them.
 * Skipper: Well, for once, I'm not one to stand and let one of our own Lodgers go crying their butts off. Especially since Kowalski's antics over Doris.
 * Kowalski: We're both back together, remember?
 * Skipper: Yes, but before that, you were bunked out for 6 months, and we had to clean up your own bodily fluids. (Both Rico and Private shiver in disgust) Regardless, we have to help.
 * Tigress: I don't know. It might be pretty risky for us to help Crane. We might be punished for it.
 * Skipper: Punishment schmunishment! Anything's better than having a crane sobbing his ass off over a family member. Now, who's with me? (After a pause, everyone raises their hands, or any other appendages) That's what I like to see. Now, let's get started.
 * Crane: (Looking at video tapes on his TV showing PBP's 5 last victories over court cases, as his beak hangs open and he's struck in disbelief)...
 * Judge: GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!
 * PBP: Yes, you suck, I rule. Who da' robot, who da' robot, who da' robot, who da' ro--(Crane turns off the TV)
 * Crane: (Breaths heavily) I gotta get my thoughts together! I mean, those five guys were one thing. I mean, they were legit villains. Rabbit Pulveriser? Yeah, totally sounds like your firendly neighborhood carrot salesmen. Sockman The terrorable? Tch, obviously he stolen socks! Dr. Madman? Clishe mad scienctist in the his house! Junkman Doom? Yeah, a name like that in court is hard to justify! Witch Fish? Pfff! The warts certainly helped even less! I know Kevin is much more justifyable then those creeps! My bro certainly doesn't, kill random rabbits, steal socks, commit horrorable exspeariments, has an army of Junkmonsters, or turns people into tadpoles, not like those losers! I mean, being corrupted by a abominable warlock cobra is a very justifyable excuse to nearly congure an entire planet.... Right?
 * Crane gulped.
 * Crane: "I need to help Kevin irreguardless! But how? It's not like I can suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something!"
 * Crane suddenly sees a book.
 * Crane: "Oh hey, it's that libary book I borrowed from Twilight and forgotten to returned."
 * Crane picks it up.
 * Crane: ""How to suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something."? Wow, I seemed to have this since.... August 2012?! Aw nuts! Twilight is very sensitive about over-due books! I got to be able too..... Wait......... Was the title........ "How to suddenly become a lawyer in less then 20 minutes or something."......"
 * Crane suddenly gave a dark smile.
 * Crane: "I'm sure uh, Twily won't mind if this book is delayed for, awhile longer."
 * Crane started to read the book!
 * Crane: "Wow, this is filled with so many lawyering secrets! Ohh, juries are suckers for sob stories for defence! That most of the time works! Ohh, a debunked myth about not all lawyers being sharks! Interesting! The best suits for lawyers? Best stores to buy lawyer suits.... Men's werehouse, Big and Tall, Suit Empire, Lawsuits Emporuom, the Shark tank of suits, Foremen Mills, Suits for birds."
 * Crane was reading it like an obcessed nerd over a comic!
 * Crane was seen still reading the book while shopping for suits.
 * Crane: "The best combo for Crane lawyers....... A blue tie, the business kind, bowties can't be taken seriously. (Grabs the blye tie) A white formal shirt (Grabs shirt) a black suit with line stripes (grabs that) those traditional black and white shoes (grabs them) businessy sunglasses (grabs them) and most impourently, a brief case (grabs them). Just keep in mind that these are a pricey combo and the combo is imfamous for being pricey. Expect your wallet to lose serious wait..... Oh no..... Unless if it's June, then there should be a generious sale for these items and more down to nearly 90%, so if your not exactly a rich guy, your in luck if your buying things in june."
 * Crane checks the calender.
 * Crane: "June 2nd...... Yes! Then these shouldn't be THAT expensive!"
 * At the cashier.
 * Crane: "I'll buy these in cash. Just put it under for the name of on of my rich friends, Mr. Krabs."
 * Cashier: "But alchorse, sir. I see you bought the lawyer crane combo. Have you recently passed Lawyer school?"
 * Crane: "(Shocked face) Laywer shcool?"
 * Cashier: "Well, it's a legal way for you prosicute and/or defend people in court. Surely judging by the suit and your book that you came from lawyer shcool."
 * Crane: "Uh.... Sure.... Best memories I had. I mean, what could possability be the worse thing that could happen if, hypathicly alchorse, if I just bought this stuff so I can pose myself as a lawyer to help out someone close to me accused of a crime he didn't mean to commit?"
 * Cashier: "Well surely you read the book about the "Impersonating Lawyer Law" in the book, did you."
 * Crane: "Uh, alchorse I did! In fact, I'll read it outloud to you just so show you how much I learned from..... The Law Shcool of.... Totesoreal."
 * Cashier: "Totesoreal? Is that a new shcool?"
 * Crane: "It's not a very famous shcool, I know!"
 * Crane looks up the book nerviously!
 * Crane: "The Impersonation law! Here it is! If you ever impersonate a lawyer, it will be rekindise as a volation of court conduct, will be reckindised as aiding and abeting a criminal, and you would be sentenced to... Life Imprisonment in.... Prison..... (Squeaky voice) 42..... (HONK)!?"
 * Cashier: "Uh..... Are you ok sir?"
 * Crane: I just...need the...clothes, here's the credit card! (The clothes get purchased) Oh, life imprisonment, THE DRAMA!!! (Walks away dizzily shocked) Life impri...impri...Ohh, impri...GOD!!!
 * Crane: Oh, great Beijing Province, this is gonna be riskier than I thought. What was I thinking trying to impersonate a lawyer? How could I be so oblivious to a crime that Patrick nearly got himself punished for when SpongeBob was sick? Impersonation! Dear God, am I in trouble!
 * ???: (Knocks on door) Crane, is everything okay in there?
 * Crane: Uh, yeah, of course. (Chuckles, and then hides everything) Come on in. (The Shell Lodgers come in)
 * Spyro: You still trying to figure out how to save your brother from the life sentence?
 * Crane: Uh, yeah. Why wouldn't I be?
 * Shifu: Well, considering I have really good hearing, I thought I overheard that you were talking about impersonation.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Patrick nearly got himself arrested for that the time I had the Suds. The penalty for him was not pretty. Also there was that time that Squidward was arrested for impersonating Squilliam Fancyson. He was facing a 1-week sentence to being Squilliam's assistant.
 * Squidward: "The humiliation..... THE HUMILIATION!? Squilliam was a MONSTER?!"
 * Icky: "Oh how bad could he had been?"
 * Squidward: He was my arch-rival from my high-school band class who made millions doing what I wish I could do. I was mistaken for Squilliam one night and I decided to take the time to teach his music class. The cops forced me to be his assistant for a week, or I would be sent to jail. THAT BIG BASTARD!!!
 * SpongeBob: Well, it's kind of your fault for posing as him in the first place.
 * Squidward: Do NOT remind me!
 * Crane: "So uh, what are you guys doing here?"
 * Spyro: We decided we should help you out with this case.
 * Crane: Really?
 * Icky: Yeah, we can't have you being miserable for the rest of your life knowing that your brother is sentenced to jail forever.
 * Tai: If there's a chance we'll get caught, we'll take the punishment.
 * Crane:...Well, that's very nice of you guys.
 * Shifu: Now, about this impersonation thing, are you aware of the consequences that might happen if you get caught?
 * Icky: You know as well as we do that impersonation is against the law.
 * Mantis: Tricorn will have you sent to Prison 42 forever if she catches you.
 * Crane: Well, guys, what choice do I have? PBP is gonna beat whatever lawyer Kevin has like he and/or she was just a little child whining for ice cream. He needs a lawyer that is over-the-top strategic. Not as good as PBP, but good enough to beat him. And as a Shell Lodger, I think it has to be me. If I get caught, and get sentenced to life imprisonment, then I don't care if it means doing what's right.
 * Shifu: Well, I guess we can't stop you. But keep in mind that if you get caught, we cannot be of help to you. Tri-Corn would not be found if we "misfited soft-hearts" conspirised against her again. She's not exactly, strongly fond of us not allowing her to punish beings as she sees fit.
 * Crane: I understand, Master.
 * Bagheera: So, what undercover name are you gonna choose?
 * Crane: I'm gonna choose the name 'Harvy Wadder', Attorney at Law. Also, I've got to be careful with this identity because this is not a real lawyer. If anybody gets word that such a lawyer doesn't exist, there's a good possibility that I'll get caught. That's what I need you guys for.
 * Mr. Krabs:...You want us to make sure everyone is aware that 'Harvey Wadder' is a real lawyer?
 * Crane: If it means keeping my identity a secret, then yes.
 * Banzai: And how do you suppose we do that, pal, huh?
 * Crane: "Well, firstly, you'll have to make a Crane clone! That way, if Tri-Corn is on the verge of getting suspicious and comes to you guys, she'll see the duplicate and just assumes her half-robot brain is misfiring again."
 * Kolwalski: "You have me to handle that! But first!"
 * Kolwalski rips off a feather from Crane who yapped!
 * Kolwalski: "A small sample never hurts."
 * Crane: "Speak, for, yourself! Anyway, We also need help to make "Totesoreal" a real lawyer's shcool."
 * Spongebob: "I GOT IT COVERED! I know an old friend from the Nicktoons United game with "speical" friends that can help you with that!"
 * Icky: "Well, you still have ONE problem! The sap who's Kevin's lawyer is Hammy Hammerhead, A.K.A., the lawyer who was a company one for Mr. Knife, but thanks to us, he's a freelancer now. Once he knows Kevin's former company is gonna pay oodles of cash to help him, he's never gonna leave! How are we gonna replace Hammy with "Harvy"?"
 * Crane: Simple. How much will they be paying?
 * Icky: They're paying, and thy quote, "A zillion dollars".
 * Mushu: Are you kiddin', that could wipe the company out like a tidal wave.
 * Crane: EXACTLY!!! That we can use. I think I can handle the rest. I just need a favor from a few police officers...
 * Officer Axle: You tried to get a company bankrupt by charging it's entire supply for a court case!
 * Hammy: Wha--how did you know?!?
 * Officer Ducker: We're cops, dumbass! We know EVERYTHING!
 * Chief Bullington: The Shell Lodge Squad informed us about the situation, and we can't help but charge you for attempted bankruptcy of another company.
 * Hammy: But--
 * Officer Axle: NO 'BUTS'! (Zaps Hammy down) You're under arrest. You have the right to remain silent, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, all that legal mumbo jumbo! I'd say you have a right to an aterny, but since your already one, you can always try to help yourself.
 * Chief Bullington: We'll have HIS court case after Kevin's court case.
 * Hammy: But who's gonna testify for Kevin?!?
 * Chief Bullington: The Lodge has already hired a replacement to fill the job. The guy claims to be very good at doing his job.
 * Hammy: Great! As if my day couldn't get any worse. (Gets escorted into a police car, which drives away)
 * Chief Bullington: (On radio) We've got the whole thing taken care of, SpongeBob. Thanks for reporting this.
 * SpongeBob: Thank you, Chief. We'll send the replacement soon. (Hangs up) They did it, gang!
 * Icky: "Ok, is "Harvy" ready now?"
 * Crane's voice: "He will once he figures out how to tie his shoes! Sort've a side-effect of spending your entire life not wearing shoes!"
 * Spongebob: "Want me to help you with that Crane? I know alot about tieing shoes!"
 * Crane: OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR A SONG?!?
 * SpongeBob: What made you think I was gonna--Oh. Well, I was gonna.
 * Crane: Just get in here and help me with these shoes.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, okay, don't get your feathers in a bunch. (Enters)
 * Chief Bullington: (Enters the room while Kevin looks at him) Kevin Longbill?
 * Kevin: Oh, please, are you here to say false stuff about me, because the trial isn't until tomorrow.
 * Chief Bullington: Well, we just wanted to let you know that your lawyer was recently arrested for trying to bankrupt a company by charging it for this case.
 * Kevin: HAH! That oughtta teach him not to mess with MY old business AND Doloris. But wait, who's gonna be my lawyer of defence now?
 * ???: I shall do it. (Crane appears in his lawyer disguise)
 * Kevin:...Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
 * Crane: Doubt it. I'm your new lawyer, Harvy Buford Wadder, Crane Attorney at Law. The best of the best of the best in criminal justice. I've earned a degree from Totesoreal lawyer school, and won over 25 court cases. And I can assure you, I won't charge a single penny like, at all, making sure people have their facts straight is my own reward for this case. You can bet your tail feathers that we shall win this case with our eyes shut.
 * Kevin:...Well, that's nice. Well, it should be fair to warn you, we're up against a real pro here! He's. beyond pro! He's like, a machanical demi-god! PBP is not a pushover! And I really hope you work well under pressure! Espeically since that thing, has a brain of Tri-corn's Lawyer ansister Law-Corn!
 * Crane: "Tri-Corn had a Lawyer ansister?"
 * Kevin: "Uh, yeah! Law-Corn was very imfamous for his prosicution cases! Let's just say, his one case against an imfamous Element criminal ended badly for him."
 * Crane: "Well, The court will be in sesson soon. Do you have any people willing to speak for you?"
 * Kevin: "Well, Hammy was able to get Doloris to help, but, I am not sure if she's still crying her eyes out. That A-hole was, awful to her! I, I don't even want to talk about it! I can respect that lawyers are amoral, but, have a sense of decenty at least bro!"
 * Crane: "I see. Well, I'm worried if she is sensitive to a jerk shark lawyer, she might not last long against PBP."
 * Kevin: "I know, but that trashcan has already got Oilspill, my own mother, the current emperor of the aliens I had stolen power from, and even Princess Celestia-"
 * Crane: "PRINCESS CELESTIA?!"
 * Kevin: "Well.... Uh.... Yeah..... She's here cause it concerns Equestia, and she was a victim of the mess. I seriously need your help with her, cause PBP could twist her into hating me, as well as mother, and make the Emperor and Oilspill hate me even more, concidering they already don't like me cause I was such an Idiot to them! I mean, I robbed engry from the Emperor's people, and I may've, gotten carried away on Oilspill on when I had planned to find renewable reshorces and place him out of business."
 * Crane thinks: "Oh no! Mother and Celestia is here! Mother is sure to rekindise me and Celestia can sense lies! They're gonna unintentionally make it worse and get me and Kevin locked up! And seriously, what relivence does the Sloggians Emperor and Mr. Oilspill have to Equestia!? Wait! What if the mess with the Sloggians is to be used as means to prove Kevin was evil BEFORE the corruption, and the threat on Oilspill to further cement it! That, clever, talking, TRASH CAN!?"
 * Kevin: "Uh, you ok?"
 * Crane: "I'll.... Be right back.... I need to.... Use that bathroom."
 * Crane ran for it with a confused Kevin looking on!
 * Crane opens his brief case and gets out his communitcater!
 * Crane: "Lougers, we have an emergency! The PBP has brought out some serious robes against my brother!?"
 * Lord Shen's voice: "How serious?"
 * Crane: Uh, Celestia, my mother, Oilspill, and the Sloggian Emperor are here to prosecute in the case. Celestia can sense truth and lies, my mother will surely recognize me, and Oilspill and the Sloggian Emperor will only make things more complicated for us because Kevin wronged them in the past. We have to find a way past them, or we'll NEVER win this case.
 * Lord Shen: ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS?!? THAT DIABOLICAL STEVEN-HAWKING-TALKING TRASH CAN!!! He really IS too perfect!
 * Crane: What're we gonna do?
 * Patrick: I know. Walk to Celestia and Crane's mother, and tell them not to spill anything.
 * SpongeBob:...Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
 * Patrick: "Sorry...."
 * Lord Shen: "Worry not. Celestia will surely figure that your just being a good sibling and protecting Kevin. She of all people understands that very much, and will surely convince your mother to keep it to herself."
 * Crane: ".... (Sighs in relief) I knew I can always count on Celly knowing and understanding sibling dillemmas.... But what about the Emperor and Oilspill? Thanks to Kevin's bad mistakes with them, PBP is gonna have the jury become putty in his hands!"
 * Icky: "Then convince the Grand Council Woman they ain't relivent to the case concerning Equestia."
 * Crane: "But they're here to proof that Kevin was dark even before Mang came to him!"
 * Shifu: "Fear not Crane, we'll have Chi Fu send out a Request to the Grand Council Woman that Oilspill and The Sloggian emperor have nothing of concern for the Equestian mess. Remember, The Galactic Federation is about rules, and she'll reckindised that the Sloggian Emperor and Oilspill have nothing of relivence to what happened in Equestia."
 * Crane: "Ok, but please hurry! The Court starts soon!"
 * Po: We'll get right on it, Crane!

Chapter 3: The Prosecution Brain-Pod
Senator Tricorn's Office Kevin's cell. Tri-Corn's office. Dragon Temple Flashback. Reality.
 * PBP: This will be fun, Senator. I finally get the guilty pleasure of busting another nasty criminal. I have no doubt that I will win this case, and with those Shell Lodgers forbidden to interfere, this case will be a piece of cake.
 * Senator Tri-Corn: "Not to mention I'll get some personal payback on that idiot Kevin for being the reason I ended up becoming half cyborg in the first place!"
 * PBP: "... Isn't that tecnecly your own fault for disturbing that Giant Acid Spitting Cobra nest?"
 * Senator Tri-Corn: "But would I had even be in that situation of Kevin never had been corrupted?"
 * PBP: "Oh, I can't argue with computiable logic like that. We already have people to testify against him. Celestia, who I'll have her agreeing to my whim soon enough, Kevin's own mum who would soon enough will consider disowning him, and alchorse, Kevin's rival Mr. Oilspill and the Sloggian Emperor, who will prove Kevin was a danger before Mang came! As long as they are not suddenly deemed irrelivent, this case is gonna be an open and shut case!"
 * Tri-Corn: "I love it when I can be able to scrap away a villain like that leager pawn Kevin without those bleeding heart lougers easeing that softie Grand Council Woman Vainiana into letting Kevin off the hook! It's bad enough they didn't even let me destroy that insane Pred Judu Des for attacking on a celebrated amarican holiday, why, I wasn't even able to kill a freaking Pteradacytal! Those misfits didn't even let me prosicute that freak show owner for processing a Merpony! And I don't wanna get started on the Jiggleodon mess!?"
 * PBP: "Then I won't make you. For once, proper justice will pervail, none of that, soft-hearted slap on the wrist hope you don't do it again, inferiorities. I'll have the jury eating out from the palm of my metal hands as long as we have Oilspill and The Sloggian Emperor."
 * ???: I'm afraid they won't be necessary, Senator. (Vainiana herself appears before them)
 * PBP: Uh...Grand Councilwoman? What...what brings you here?
 * Vainiana: I've come to tell you that Oilspill and Emperor Sloogi won't be appearing in this case as you requested them to be. They were stated by Kevin's new lawyer to be irrelevant to this case whereas they were not involved.
 * Tri-corn: But, but Kevin wronged them in the past!
 * Vainiana: But those aren't why you're suing Kevin in the first place. You're suing him for the 2012 Equestria Modernization Disaster. Kevin's other crimes are nothing but the distant past, and irrelevant to the court.
 * Tri-corn: But, but, but, but...
 * Vainiana: Silence! My mind is made up, they shall not appear at the court. Good day. (Leaves)
 * Tri-corn:...Crap, shit, piss, crap!
 * PBP: "New Lawyer? What happened to that Hammy Hammerhead idiot who was provided for him?"
 * Tri-Corn: "I have, no idea!"
 * PBP: "It would be best to call him."
 * Tri-Corn dails Hammy's number.
 * Axle's voice: "Hello?"
 * Tri-Corn: "AXLE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH HAMMERHEAD'S PHONE!? I want to talk to him about why two key witnesses for the Kevin Longbill case are suddenly not allowed to testify!"
 * Axle's voice: "Yeah, that wasn't Hammy's doing.... Wanna know why, Senator?"
 * Tri-Corn: "Why?"
 * Axle: Because Hammy is no longer Kevin's lawyer due to charging an entire company's worth of money for being in the case. He's being replaced by a lawyer named Harvy Wadder.
 * Tricorn: Harvy Wadder? I never heard of a lawyer by that name. How...wait...was the Shell Lodge Squad involved even when they're not allowed to interfere?
 * Axle: Well, you never said they were allowed to remove any irrelevant information from the case. You only said they weren't allowed IN the case. So it technically counts. And it was also them that prevented a crooked lawyer from causing a company to go out of business for an unfair outragious price.
 * Tricorn: AARRGGHH!!! CURSES THAT I WASN'T MORE SPECIFIC IN THE TERMS!!! (Sighs) Fine! If they are considered irrelevant to the case, then I don't give a crap. PBP is clearly able to handle this case on his own. Good day to you, Officer Axle. (Hangs up) JUST F*****G PERFECT!!! JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THINGS WERE STARTING OUT GOOD FOR ME!!! MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****, MOTHERF*****!!!
 * PBP: Senator, I would rather cool it with the language. This is just a cartoon. Besides, it's not that bad. I can still win this case. This 'Harvey Wadder' guy will be crying his butt off when I'm through with him.
 * Tricorn: I sure hope so. I don't wanna have to reconfigure you again.
 * PBP: I am fine as I am, Senator. You don't have to reconfigure me.
 * Tricorn: We'll see. Now, tell me what I need to know about this 'Harvey Wadder' guy, because not one book in any library in the UUniverses explains his story.
 * PBP: "I'll begin my research, at once."
 * Crane came back.
 * Kevin: "Harvy, guess what!? While you were gone, the Sloggian Emperor and Oilspill were deemed irrelivent on the case! We're in luck! I know Celestia and my own mother would be more open to realise that mess wasn't my fault!"
 * Crane: "That's great, but we're not out of the blue yet. I doubt that machine would give up cause of redused witnesses. He seems fairly persistent."
 * ???: "Ahem!"
 * They turned to see PBP.
 * PBP: "So, Mr. Harvy Wadder. I heard you replaced a Mr. Hammy Hammerhead cause the fool was charging too much."
 * Crane: "Yeah, so what's it to you?"
 * PBP: "I am healthfully curious about your, sudden existence. Never once did your name turned up in the news. Are you perhaps a recent graduate that thanks to bleeding heart misfits you were given the chance to get a major case?"
 * Crane: "Actselly, I won cases before! 25 of them in fact."
 * PBP: "Name 6 of them."
 * Crane secretly turns on a hidden communitcater for Spongebob to listen to make requests to his certain friend.
 * Crane: "The People Vs. The 2009 Antlantica Oilspill from the Spoil Oil Corperation, owned by Mr. Gonk. Prosicuted him, sentenced to 78 years of Prison 42."
 * PBP: "What? There was no-"
 * POOF!
 * PBP: "..... Wait..... There was......"
 * Crane: "I also did the, case against the illegal deforestsation of Equestia by Lumberjack's Inc, got that company to pay Equestia huge sums of money, (POOF), I defended a girl named Sweetnail Fox against her Ex-boyfriend who was suing her for custity for an unborned child, a nd now she's a happy mother with a restraining order and High Council trained wolf bodyguards(Poof), I prosicuted a bank by the name of the 45th Tri-corn national bank for having an illegal counter-fitting operation, and had the people respondsable fired, (Poof), Helped a Seal get a lifetime restraining order against the entire great white spieces, (Poof), and a week ago, I prosicuted a dangerious villain named The Dung of Doom Beetle for the murder of an innosent family of Zeabras, and got him the hot seat of electacution exicution. (Poof)!"
 * PBP: "....... Wow..... And actual worthy opponent. Wait, what shcool did you graduated from?"
 * Crane: "Toesoreal Law Shcool, from Wilwalkie Winsconstion."
 * POOF!
 * PBP: ".... That's, actselly correct..... Why did this just come to me now when I'm talking to you as if it was magic?"
 * Crane: "It's not a particularly famous shcool. I get that alot."
 * PBP: "Well, I look forword to the challnage, Harvy. Let's see who will be the lawyer with the very first ever loss!"
 * PBP leaves.
 * Kevin: "...... Wow.... You are good. Even I didn't know those cases happened. It's like they just appeared out of nowhere by some kind of, magical force."
 * Crane: "Well, not many people actselly talk about court cases ya know."
 * Kevin: "I have a good feeling with you. I think I'm in good wings."
 * PBP: "Tri-corn, we might have a slight diffitculty!"
 * Tri-Corn: "DIFFITCULTY?!"
 * PBP: "Why yes! I asked him to name six cases of his biggest victories! He even was able to give a seal a restraigning order against the Great White spieces."
 * Tri-Corn: "...... Uh, Brain-Pod? Exactly when has THAT ever happened? I mean, is there proof of newspapers of those cases or anything of the li-" (POOF!)...Oh, right, I remember that one. Those sorry sharks were forced to leave the seal's territory and just eat smaller sharks.
 * PBP: Exactly. I'm afraid this 'Harvey Wadder' is real after all.
 * Tricorn: Whew, for a second, I thought that crane lawyer was an imposter. I would've had that guy sent to Prison 42 forever for impersonating a lawyer.
 * PBP: Well, sorry about the strange turn of events, Senator.
 * Tricorn: Well, I guess it doesn't matter. You're still capable of beating that crane.
 * PBP: Of course. I was programmed that way. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
 * Tricorn:...Sometimes, I wish you didn't really sound like that.
 * PBP: What did you expect? My voice box was designed like a SGD like some people with verbal disabilities have.
 * SpongeBob: Thanks for the favor, guys. (Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, and Sparky are seen)
 * Timmy: Anything for a fellow Nicktoon.
 * Patrick: Wait, if you guys are magic, can't you just wish Kevin free?
 * Wanda: Well, he's trapped in a legal system. It would take YEARS to get him out even WITH magic. Plus, our judicial spells are being put on a standstill because Jorgen is temporarily making them against Da Rules until we can undo the damage that a child did to wish his criminal father out of a guilty verdict, so there's no luck for us helping you out in the case.
 * Icky: "Oh it's not like that dad was a convicted murderor or anything..."
 * Wanda: "Depends: what does strangling his boss in a fit of rage for being fired to death sound like to you?"
 * Icky: "...... Ohhhh......... Yikes! Well, see ya laters!"
 * They poofed away!
 * Icky: "Ya know, it's almost hard to believe that they're future members of the- DAH HOHOHO! I almost caused a spoiler alert there!"
 * Shifu: "Then in that case, for the time being, Crane will have to see this battle through on his own. I fear this will be as far as we're able to help him."
 * Sandy: "Ya know.... Something's sort've bugging me.... Don't ya think it's weird of Tri-Corn to NOW go after Kevin over something that happened practicly two years ago? I mean, if she had intention to get Kevin prosicuted, then why the darn mahoginy wait until the start of summer of 2014?"
 * Icky: "Ya know, that IS strange..."
 * Tigress: "... Ya don't think this trail is happening cause Tri-Corn blames Kevin for her own mistake with her encounter of that cobra, don't you?"
 * Shifu: "It does sound outragious at first, but considering her track record...."
 * Senator Tricorn: That's right, DIE! DIE like any other monster in a monster movie dies! DIE, DIE, DIE!
 * Jigglodon: RRAAAWWWWRRRRGH! (One gelatinous mass from behind Senator Tricorn tries to attack Senator Tricorn, but dozens of Buffalo Soldiers blast at it with ice guns, and every other Jigglodon mass is attacked with ice guns) AAARRRRRRGGH! AAHHHGH! (Weakens)
 * Senator Tricorn: That monster cobra made me what I am today. She is just like that Pteronodon. A MONSTER! And since then, I vowed to rid the UUniverses of any monsters that wreak havoc and show them what havoc REALLY feels like. I put an end to many kinds of monsters like her. Remember the Chernobyl Mutogenic Apocalypse in the time before your team was even reality? A year before the Chernobyl incident, you know, if you were even aware of it at the time?
 * B.O.B: You mean the mutant cataclysm that happened after the Miramax Chernobyl incident caused a normal bunny to give birth to an abnormally precious baby that grew into a deformed scorpion-rabbit-spider thing? I read about that once in UU science monthy when boredum drove me to read that magisene.
 * Senator Tricorn: Yes.
 * Missing Link: Oh. Sources say they never found the body of the mutant when it died.
 * Senator Tricorn: You know why? I chopped it's freaking head off?!
 * (The Lodgers gasped)
 * Kowalski: NEWTON'S NIPPLES! THAT WAS YOU?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: I was doing what was best for civilization, yes! That, monster destroyed what was left of Chernibyl socity, and now it's a mutant riddled dump?! And remember the Dinosaur Man Incident in Anime Japan? I had that beast destroyed?!
 * The Lodgers gasped
 * Spyro: THAT WAS A SCIENTIST SUFFERING FROM AN EXPERIMENT GONE AWRY!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: And remember the Radiosaurus Crisis in MGM Siberia? A turrent did a lovely jon destroying it.
 * Iago: THAT WAS A LOST DINOSAUR FROM LITTLE-FOOT'S WORLD WHO TOOK A VACATION IN THE MGM UNIVERSE UNTIL HE WAS MUTATED BY A BIOHAZARDOUS WASTE!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: Instead of lettting those beasts ruin socity, I did the RIGHT thing, and ended their reign once and for all.
 * Shifu: Yeah. Just the wrong way.
 * Senator Tri-corn: Hypocirtes?! You killed monsters all the time! Moral Monsters and literal! It is my duty to make sure that Pteronodon doesn't cause anymore havoc. She will die at dawn for all she's done! And this time, you will NOT interfear! TAKE THEM AWAY! (The Lodgers are taken away)
 * Cynder: "Tri-corn, you don't understand. Your trumised fears, the prototype, they're turning you into what your vowing to destroy!"
 * Tricorn: You're NOT gonna convince me this time, dragon! I swore I'd kill every monster that posed as a threat to society, and I MEANT it.
 * Skipper: Then you leave us no choice!
 * Senator Tricorn: Oh, I'm REAL scared. I'm Senator, and I have the authority to put an end to your team if you resist my orders. Now surrender before I send in reinforcements.
 * Baloo: We have to do what she says, guys! She has law enforcement blackmailed into doing what she says, and there's nothing we can do for now.
 * Cynder: NO! We're NOT, I repeat, NOT, gonna let her kill--
 * Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) I need reinforcements in here immediately! We have purpetrators threatening my authority! (More soldiers come in and knock out the Shell Lodge. When SpongeBob gets smacked in the back, he falls to the ground, and everything goes blank)
 * Senator Tricorn: (On intercom) The time has come, Tiki! You have done too much havoc in our world, and you are no longer welcome here. I'm afraid it's time to end it. (Tiki looks at her with sad eyes) Don't try to persuade me, beast! (To General Horns) Gas the room.
 * General Horns: (Near the gas lever, looks at Tiki as she continues crying)...No.
 * Senator Tricorn: (Scoffs) No?
 * General Horns: With all due respect, Senator, I wasn't meant to murder the innocent.
 * Senator Tricorn: But you WERE meant to follow orders! Gas the room NOW! (General Horns rips off the lever) Insolent fool! ARREST HIM! (The soldiers arrest General Horns) I'll kill this beast myself! (Takes a soldier's gun, pops off the head, and uses it as the lever, activating the gas) Say goodbye, Tiki! FOREVER!
 * Tiki: NO!!! (Begins getting affected by the gas, and coughs)
 * Tri-Corn: "Don't care kid! Those three and Pred are getting lethel injections by my command! So suck it, brat!"
 * Axle: We're not gonna send them to Ol Sparkey, your electric chair?
 * Tri-Corn: Oh what the heck, they call me the "Chair-Dragon" for a reason. On second thought, General Horns and Chief Bullington, see to it that Pred and those three along with that hooded phsychopathic pony are eletrocuted in Ol' Sparkey on my comand!
 * General Horns: Speaking of Pred, where is that coot who caused all this?
 * Suddenly everyone turns to see Pred still caged and chained escorted to the authorites by Lord Shen's army of Wolfs and Apes.
 * Tri-corn: "So, here's the leader of the nuts! Oh guess what? Your gonna become ROASTED NUTS?! You and the three brat-keiarios are getting the electric chear!"
 * Pred laughed!
 * Tri-corn: "What is so damn funny, buddy?"
 * Pred: "It's funny. Everyone's been trying to tell me that "Dragons are sweet and kind and have hearts of pureness" and refer me as mad! Well you know what? I know that is a PILE OF BILE?! Dragons like you, you malmitulive, sadistic, control-freak of a power abuser are proof that the whole dragons are kind thing is but a lie! Your all nothing but murdurious power-cravers that'll abuse and take advantage of any creature lesser then you, and kill them if they don't obey our idiotic rules?! I, the ONE true hero of Equestia, treated like some looney bin reject, thanks to Princess Celestia's ignorent head-in-ass tactics and trying to force us all to be marry with your hell-spawn kind?! Well, i am on to your act! You dragons care for nothing but power, and won't rest until you get it and don't care who dies in the progress?! those non-pony mythics and the aliens are no better?! ALL OF YOU CARE FOR NOTHING BUT POWER AND ABSOLUTE CONTROL?! I know your nature, beast, all you want is power and control! But i, all i want is to free Equestia from your sins, crime, and greed! You aliens, dragons, and non-pony mythics are unredeemable to the ways of Equestia! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ANYWHERE NEAR EQUESTIA! NONE OF YOU?!"
 * Tri-corn got angry at Pred! Any villain, established or oc angring Tri-corn is not tolerated and is considered a sudden death sentence!
 * Tri-corn: "Ok, you won't be sent to the electric chair! (Claws bared) I'LL KILL YOU MYSELF?! (ROARS ANGRLY AS SHE IS ABOUT TO RIP APART A HELPLESS PRED JUDU DES)"
 * Tri-Cron: "I demand to speak with the comissioners who desided to let a Siren stay in a zoo and the Zoo's owner, RIGHT NOW?!"
 * Jamica: "Calm down, Senator Tri-Corn. I'm sure the comissioners have a justified reason... Maybe. It's just that, Sirens are very rare in the dragon realms."
 * Tri-Corn: "And with damn good reason! and you want to know what that reason is?"
 * Jamica choices to play along.
 * Jamica: "And, that reason would be?"
 * Senator Tricorn: BECAUSE OF DAMN PROFIT!!! Zookeepers think they can introduce highly dangerous creatures just to raise more money than normal! DEATH TO CHEAPSKATES!!! THEY SUCK QUARTERS!!! IF JACK WAS A CHEAPSKATE, HE'D SUCK GOLDEN EGGS!!! CHEAPSKATES SHOULD BE STUFFED WITH THEIR OWN MONEY, AND SUFFER ZINC, NICKEL, COPPER, AND SILVER POISONING ALL AT THE SAME TIME! F**K CHEAPSKATES! F**K THEM TO HELL! CHEAPSKATES ARE NOTHING BUT F****NG GREEDY ASSHOLES!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gasps, seeing and hearing Tricorn in the bushes) WHY THAT INSOLENT BITCH! (Jumps out of the bushes, and grabs Tricorn by the throat) WHY I OUGHTA RIP OFF YOUR TAIL AND BEAT YOU WITH IT FOR USING SUCH LANGUAGE!!!
 * Tricorn: YOU?!? Where'd you come from?
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!! We are SO sorry, Senator.
 * Senator Tricorn: You aren't the ones who should apologize! HE'S the one who should apologize for almost cutting my head off and threatening to cut my tail off.
 * Shifu: And are you aware WHY he did that?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm sure she does! DON'T YOU?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: LET ME GO, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FREAK, OR I'LL CALL FOR BACKUP!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE! Krabs, release the Senator this instant!
 * Mr. Krabs: Alright. (Lets her go)
 * Senator Tricorn: (Gasps for air) Uggh! You vigilantes are crazier than I thought!
 * Jamaica Boa: Geez, Senator Tricorn, keep your temper down. You don't wanna look bad in front of all these people, do you? (They notice that people are watching them with awkward grins)
 * Senator Tricorn:...Good point. Sorry, folks. Now, what are you misfits doing here?
 * Kowalski: Why should we tell YOU after how you insulted Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes. I've never heard such foul language about cheapskates in all my life.
 * Senator Tricorn: I'm sure it's not the first or last, you cheap bastard.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Dubbed as Scar) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: Oh, come on, you know it!
 * Jamaica Boa: Tricorn, please, behave yourself!
 * Senator Tricorn: NOT NOW, JAMAICA! (To Mr. Krabs) I'm sure you know what being cheap and greedy can lead to. I heard you almost fed your customers a moldy hamburger patty and refused to throw it away. (Laughs) Not to mention how you almost tore someone's arm off for a stupid penny. (Laughs)
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gets angry)
 * Senator Tricorn: But trust me, you're not the only cheapskate that ruined lives. Just ask Ebeneezer Scrooge and Jacob Marley! They were so cheap, they didn't give a damn about the poor. All they cared about was wealth. And Jacob blew it ultimately, and look where it got him. But Ebeneezer, DAMN! He was a real prize in his day. He gave up his only love for MONEY in his younger years, and hell, if he didn't change his greedy ways, he would be totally screwed...Say...I wonder if that'll happen to YOU!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Gets even more angrier)
 * Senator Tricorn: I even heard of this cheapskate who was SO cheap, he charged his employers for the most rediculous reason ever...GOOFING OFF! Oh, wait a second...THAT WAS YOU!!! (Laughs)
 * Mr. Krabs: GRRRR!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: You know someone else who was cheap? Gordon Gekko! (Imitating him) "Greed, for lack of a better word, is good!" UGGH! Such foul language! I eat cheapasses like him for breakfast! You know what he did? He tried to take down an entire corporate airport just for money! Do you have ANY idea what that would do? For all I know, you're the one who should be arrested by the Securities and Exchange Commission.
 * Mr. Krabs:...GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Senator Tricorn: And don't even get me started on Scrooge McDuck!
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Beats up Senator Tricorn)
 * Senator Tri-Corn: "Pelly, front and center!"
 * Captain Pelly approuched timed and scared of Tri-corn.
 * Captain Pelly: "Uh, hello, Miss Senator. Lovely weather in Paradisa as usual."
 * Senator Tri-corn: "Don't try to distract me, Pelican! You know what i'm here for! I have been hearing rumors that you were a custimer of the shut-downed Merpony fishing indsuty in Desteny Islands since i been made aware that some Merponies have been sold to be keep as pets and sideshow freaks! And as an act of good will for Eqlantica who was wrong by this industry, i am working to send every single one back to Eqlantica in Equestia! and that includes her! (Points to Natilia), but it's not the only reason i'm here! Your fully aware that i do not tolerate your useage of these collection of escape lab mutants as circus acts, in the most unarmed vacation planet no less, that was previously victimised BY A GIANT MUTANT SHARK!?"
 * Captain Pelly: "Senator please, i promise they would mean no harm! They just want a place to call home! And Natilia, she has no family in Eqlantica! She's orphaned. She never knew her real parents. And the others, please, don't send them back to those goverment lab facilites! They hated it there!"
 * Senator Tri-corn: "And another thing?! What's this i hear of a new mutant that barrow talents and memories of others?! This, incredable "leopard thing" as abertised in the posters! Who i may add is an Ocelot. Anyway, who is she, and what lab was she from?"
 * Pelly: "That's the thing, i don't know! I just found her one day and she has no memory of where she came from! She forgot all but her name."
 * Senator Tri-corn: "Oh well, at least she can be placed in any secret lab then. Boys, round up the freaks, Get the Merpony out of here, and have Pelly and his pet arrested for useage of mutants and holding a Merpony hostage!"
 * Captain Pelly: "Your highness please, i'm a legitimate business man, you got to-"
 * Senator Tricorn: PELLY!!! Do not challenge my authority! As Senator, I have my rights, and you shall respect that, or I will have no choice but to add resisting arrest and questioning my authority to the charges against you. Do you DARE go against that?
 * Cpt. Pelly:...No.
 * Senator Tricorn: Then you shall not convince me otherwise. I'm shutting this place down for good.
 * Black Tie: Well, it's too late now. I'm crippled now! I can no longer walk. And I never would've guessed that I would wind up like this. This is what I deserved anyway.
 * ???: "Handicapped huh? Oh no no no, that's TOO good for you, Mythos Black Market President?!"
 * Everyone looks to see Senator Tri-corn.
 * Tri-Corn: "And boy, am i mad... First I found out the Mythos Black Market is seriously real, that it was transportting endangered animals RIGHT under my nose for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, and to top it off, it tried to get a strangle hold on Equestia, thanks to a noblemen who re-acts! Believe me when I say I am NOT GONNA TOLERATE THIS!? In light of the original president already getting the ax, so to speak, I'd guess i'll have to do to you of what i wanted to him, and what i would do to all crime-lord leaders (Brings out a regel looking pistel) BLOW THEIR FREAKING BRAINS OFF?! (Aims it at Black Tie's head) And trust me, I'm doing you a HUGE favor. A handicapped horse is a dead horse. Once any horse leg gets busted, it can never walk again, and it be more cruel to let you live! You won't even feel it, Mythos Black Market President. Don't take it too personal, I am trying to honor one of my poloices that i am TOUGH ON THE BLACK MARKET, and all kinds of illegal trade."
 * Black Tie: "Meep."
 * Shifu: "..... Yeah, I would not give her the benifit of the doubt for this situation..."
 * Cynder facepalms!
 * Cynder: "Gahh! I know Tri-corn is not happy about her, condition, but seriously?! No wonder for some reason we aren't allowed to even attend the court! She wanted to rig the trail against Kevin so she can get petty revenge against Kevin for something he doesn't even know about?! And if he did, it certainly wasn't his fault she messed with a angry mother giant acid spitting cobra!"
 * Icky: "Well, again, she's not thinking clearly! I mean, again, she has a prototype of a computer brain in her that's making her mentally screwed up."
 * Spyro: "Still, it's not right to blame someone for your own mistakes and try to use the justice system against them! It was not Kevin's fault Tri-Corn touched something that she shouldn've! After this case, I think we should get Tri-Corn's past victims, even Pred if we have too, to sue the hell out of Tri-Corn!"
 * Shifu: "But first, let's wait for Crane to get his brother out of his own inconvince first, then will we proceed to make Tri-Corn learn a valuable lesson on polotical power and not to abuse it for your own agendas!"
 * Po: I thought the case was held up because of the villain attacks.
 * Shifu: That was part of the reason, Po. It's also because she blames Kevin for her becoming a cyborg.
 * Viper: Well, either way, we need to get moving. When's the court case going to start?
 * Shifu: 30 minutes.
 * Skipper: Then we'd better find a way for us to hear the court case all the way through so we can see if it goes well.
 * Kowalski: Leave THAT to our SpyBug.
 * Skipper: Oh, yeah, I forgot we had that.

Chapter 4: Court in Session
1 minute left before court is in session. Courtroom Dragon Temple Courtroom Flashback. 30 Minutes later... Later down the road. Flashback ends. Flashback. In The Sky Flashback (within a flashback) Back to the original flashback. Later. Flashback begins Flashback ends Reality. Later...
 * Crane and Kevin stood before the Great Tri-corn hall of justice.
 * Crane: "The great Tri-corn hall of justice..."
 * Kevin: "Ok, WHY is every goverment building named after her? The banks, The Postal services, the monuments?! Does Tri-corn have a giant ego or what?"
 * Crane: "You only know the half of it."
 * Kevin: "Harvy, I'm, insanely nervious, what if we don't make it?"
 * Crane: "I'll see us through Kevin."
 * ???: "Kevin?"
 * Kevin sees Doloris!
 * Kevin: "Doloris!"
 * Doloris: "KEVIN!"
 * Doloris pounced on Kevin and coiled around him in a restricting hug!
 * Doloris: "Oh Kevin I missed you so much!? The top is alot more lonely then I expected!"
 * Kevin: "(Kinda choked) Good to see you, too, Doloris! How's the others been (Wheeses), doing?"
 * Crane: "Uh, Doloris, could you uh, easy on the boa constricting? Your inadvertingly crushing the life out of him."
 * Doloris: Oh, right, sorry. (Lets Kevin go as he gasps in air) You're Kevin's lawyer, right?
 * Crane: The one and only. Harvey Wadder, Attorney at Law.
 * Doloris: Oh, yeah, the guy who put a restraining order for those seals against those great white sharks. I always LOVED how you did that for them....Say, haven't I seen you somewhere before?
 * Crane: Doubt it. This is the first time we ever met, Miss...
 * Doloris: Doloris Boa.
 * Crane: Right. Doloris. Kevin tells me that Hammy got arrested for trying to charge your company it's entire worth of money.
 * Doloris: He was arrested? Well, serves him right. He nearly cost me the entire company.
 * Crane: Well, the trial is about to go on in 30 seconds, so we'd better get going.
 * Doloris: Right. Let's go. (They go into the Courthouse)
 * Grand Council Woman: Alright, this court martial is now in session. (The SpyBug is seen flying around the courtroom)
 * Kowalski: Alright, the case is now beginning.
 * SpongeBob: I sure hope Crane can help Kevin, or he's toast.
 * Grand Councilwoman: Read the charges.
 * Gantu: Qu Dan, AKA Kevin Longbill, former resource scientist and guitar soloist. You stand before this court case accused of attempted takeover and revolutionization of Equestria.
 * Grand Councilwoman: How do you plead?
 * Kevin: Not guilty! All my actions were all because of that idiot Lord Cobra, who corrupted me into doing all that nonsensical stuff. Just, how does that make ME a criminal?
 * Grand Council Woman: "Believe me when I say we are all very considerate of that. This trail is to ensure if the involvement was due to corruption, and not out of consent."
 * Kevin sighed.
 * Grand Councilwoman: "Does the prosicution have witnessess?"
 * PBP: "2 as a matter of fact. I had 2 more, but, a certain SOMEBODY made them irrelivent! But, A talented lawyer does without. Prosicution calls, Princess Celestia to the stand."
 * Celestia appears in a flash of magic on the stand.
 * PBP: "Good morrow, thine princess. Doesth thy eyes are graced by the Tri-Corn Hall of Justice?"
 * Celestia: "Equestia has long grown out of speaking in mutton, so there's no need of the midevil talk."
 * PBP: "Alchorse.... Well, care to explain, when you had first exspired Kevin's betrayal?"
 * Crane: "OBJECTION GRAND COUNCILWOMAN, He shouldn't said it like that!"
 * Grand Councilwoman: "Sustained. Brain-Pod, if your going to ask a question on the matter, ask it like you still have some benifited doubt for Kevin's morally."
 * PBP: "(Sighed annoyed), Fine! When had you noticed Kevin acting, unusal to his, usual care-free hippy-like charms?"
 * Celestia: "I had first met Kevin when he came to offer to mine jewels from Equestia to create alternate reshorses to end pollouion and the unfortunate dependence of Oil and Gas. He obviously is nice. He does get into disagreements, but nothing typical of clear power abusing CEOs, more like, a normal agruement a couple would go through."
 * Kevin and Doloris blushed.
 * Celestia: "Naterrolly, I liked the idea of Equestia contributing to that sort of thing, so I agreed. But sometime later, he came offering a new, propitsition that at first, seems to look like great ideas...."
 * Doloris- (Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, the CMCs, Princesses Celestia and Luna, and a lot of other ponies meet up with Kevin, his flying shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edward) Ladies and gentleponies, we'd like to thank you all for coming here to Canterlot for a very special meeting. The CEO of ShineMiners Inc., Mr. Kevin Longbill, would like to say a few words. He wants to talk to us about something he'd like to share. Mr. Longbill, if you will.
 * Kevin- Hello, everyone, and greetings, your highnesses. I've called you all to tell you that when I was practicing my guitar lessons outside my facility, I had an epipheny! I decided to show you all a few breakthroughs that I've come up with to change the lives of lots of Equestrians. Here they are! (Brings up slideshow. First Slide: A blueprint for a Quadraped-Operated car)
 * Celestia- What is that, Mr. Longbill?
 * Kevin- Why, it's a little something I came up with. It's what other worldly beings call a 'car'. An automated method of transportation that doesn't need a pony to pull it. It automatically moves in the direction you want to go with the twist of the steering wheel.
 * Celestia- I have heard of these so called 'cars', but I do believe that they can only be operated by bipeds.
 * Kevin- Well, that's the thing, your majesty. This model can be operated by a quadraped easily. Instead of a steering wheel, it has two pads. You simply use your two front legs to operate them. Press down on the left one to go left. Press down the right one to go right. Press them both down to go straight. There are also pads that can be operated by your hind legs. The one on the left is the gas pad, which makes you accelerate. The one on the right is the brakes, which, in case of an emergency, allows you to stop the car instantly.
 * Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
 * Applejack- Boy, I reckon I could operate that thingy in my first try.
 * Twilight- Yes, that seems a bit adequate.
 * Kevin- There's more ideas I'd like to share. Next slide! (Second Slide: A blueprint for a Quad-Operated Helicopter and a plane.)
 * Rainbow Dash- Weird, One of those things looks kinda like a bird.... and the other, a very freaky dragonfly.
 * Kevin- Well, my rainbow-colored friend, it's actually a flying machine.
 * Celestia- Mr. Longbill, don't we already have the power of flight?
 * Kevin- Yes, but what about uniorns and earth ponies? They obviously can't fly, or even walk on clouds for that matter. But this machine can change that. This machine is that other worldly beings call an 'airplane'. The other, a helicopter. IBoth are flying machines that can be driven by any unicorn or earth pony.
 * Fluttershy- So you're saying that you've made inventions that can allow unicorns and earth ponies to fly like us pegasi?
 * Kevin- Correct. But the vehicles require a unicorn and an Earth pony or possibly another unicorn in order to be operated. The earth pony/primary unicorn steers the plane while the secondary unicorn uses his/her powers to detect danger and protect the plane from it.
 * Celestia- Are you saying that magic is required to operate this airplane? Magic is a gentle power that must be used at an absolute minimum.
 * Kevin- I figured you'd say that, your highness. That's why I've come up with a similar model that can be operated by earth ponies or unicorns WITHOUT magic. Instead of magic, a device called a radar detects the presence of danger within the plane's radius, and there's a shield generator on it that can put up a force field to protect it.
 * Everyone- Oooooohhhhh!
 * Kevin- Remarkable, isn't it? Okay, next slide!...
 * Kevin: "And, that's the whole deboggle."
 * Pinkie Pie: "Awesome!"
 * the mane 6 mutter about it
 * Luna: "You know, i, i never realised that we allowed Equestia to be so, old world."
 * Celestia: "I must admit, Equestia seems to be alittle behind compared to other worlds.... But, i am getting a feeling there is some sort of catch."
 * Kevin: "Well, no wonder they made you boss! This is certanly one of those offers that aren't without a price! you see, devices like that don't grow on trees."
 * Pinkie: "You mean there isn't Car trees, or Plane trees, or Toilet trees?"
 * Kevin: "No, no, and that last one sounds disgusting!"
 * Pinkie: "Sorry."
 * Kevin: "See now, these are the kind of things you need factories for. They make the stuff happen people, workers and machines in the factory help make the stuff, and it enters the market. But, there's a problem: Equestia has a large population of multicolored horses, and other creatures. And so, there will be a big demand of what you seen before. So, in order to meet such a high demand, we're gonna need a large number of factires to face the demand. and what stands in the way of that?"
 * Rarity: "A low budget?"
 * Pinkie: "No cake?"
 * Twilight: "Location?"
 * Kevin: "No, No, and yes! Location is correct! Now, in order to make the factories that will make a modern age, it's simple: the forests in this world got to go!"
 * Fluttershy: (After hearing about Kevin planing to chop down the trees) WHAT!!!!
 * Kevin: "What, wasn't i clear enough? I said, the forests has to go! Trees, bushes, anything foresty, ZIP! Has to go!"
 * Applejack: Hold your horses, Mr Longbill, haven't you seen the Lorax movie?
 * Spike: (Dubbed as Timon) "She has a point."
 * Kevin: "What?"
 * Spike: Forests are apart of our ecosystem, you take that away then all the animals won't have anywhere else to live.
 * Norm: Uh, Mr. Longbill, with all do respect, I gotta side with the little dragon on this one.
 * Kevin: "DO YOU AND EDWORD WANNA LIVE IN A BOX IN SOME ALLEY?!"
 * Norm and Edword moaned in fear!
 * Norm And Edword: "WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!"
 * Kevin: "Idiots."
 * John wispers something to Slop and Hammer-face: "Someone took a nasty pill this morning."
 * Celestia: "Kevin, I have no disrepect for progress, and I do understand money helps a company survive, but please, have some limits on how far your willing to meet demands."
 * Kevin: "Oh, and what you do recimend on how we make cars, planes, or other stuff without factories, Your whiteyness?"
 * Celestia: "I am not saying that, it's just, mass destruction of the forests is not nessersary."
 * Kevin: "What kind of a leader actselly gives a junk to a bunch of dirty logs with leafs!"
 * Celestia: "Kevin... What is wrong with you? One minute, you were nice, the next.... Well, it's like someone sucked away your harmony."
 * Kevin: "Harmony? That's for losers!"
 * everyone gasps!
 * Kevin: "Oh, and that friendship stuff, (laughs), "Friendship" is just allience with a pet name! in the real world, no one has time for friends! it's all about the cash, modern conveniences and progress!"
 * Celestia: "Kevin, i am, fearfully concern something may have happened to you. Are you merely stressed?"
 * Kevin: "The only stress i'm getting is from you, Primitive!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "HEY! you can't speak to Celestia like that! what gives you the right to insult her!"
 * Kevin: "One.... And he's big! (Pulls out his gitar and plays a gitar riff!)"
 * faint stomping sounds are heard.
 * Doloris: "Oh no...."
 * Norm and Edword wimpered and hided!
 * Hammer-Face: "Oh no."
 * John: "Not him."
 * Slop: "Now look what you done, you prancing show ponies!"
 * BOOM!
 * stomping gets louder!
 * John: "HIDE AWAY! HIDE AWAY!"
 * A huge shadow formed around the room. coming out of the light, revels a huge giant gorilla in a fancy suit, with a french handibar mustase, and a french hat.
 * Ape: "Oui, Misure Kev-vin?"
 * Kevin: "Gaston, show that Rainbow Horse some mannors!"
 * Gaston the ape cracks his knackles.
 * Applejack: "Oh ponyfeathers." (Gaston grabs RD.)
 * Gaston: "What sound does a lit-tle pon-ny make?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... (Squeaking) Nay?"
 * Gaston: "Close enough."
 * Gaston begins to walk away with Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash- Let me go, you big fat blob! I'm warning you, let go of me! (Gaston leaves with her)
 * Scootaloo: "What's that guy gonna do to Rainbow Dash?"
 * Kevin- Nothing fatal, just.... Human reshorces. Listen everyone, I do apologize for the insults, but business is business. I do care about the environment as much as I do for all of you, but sacrifices have to be made. (Music plays) You see, life can be fair sometimes, but you just gotta get use to it. Even if it means affecting the environment. I mean, i can't be bad, right?
 * Applebloom: "No way, Kevin! your the greatest!"
 * Kevin: "See? Now, come Applebloom, we got change to make."
 * Applebloom: "Yes sir!"
 * Kevin: "That means you guys too!"
 * the shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edword followed at music begins to tensify.
 * Scootaloo: "I just want you guys to know, me and the Crusaders quit!"
 * Applebloom: "Well i offitcally leave the crusadiers!"
 * Applebloom catches up with Kevin.
 * Scootaloo: "No......"
 * Celestia: "I fear he may had been corrupted by something... or someone.... and i know who is capable to make such a corruption so quick."
 * Kevin was walking torwords his office, Applebloom by his side. Kevin opens the door, reveling his birgade.
 * Kevin: "How's production, Doloris?"
 * Doloris: Well, Mr. Longbill, production is coming along nicely, we are 80% complete.
 * Kevin: Good. And how is my new Make Mythical Creature Civilized Act Doing, Norm?
 * Norm: It's still a working progress, but its allready underway. It's interesting they already have civilised mythical creatures, but in turns of being modernised, i do understand why the act is needed.
 * Kevin: Thanks Norm, see Apple-B? I'm not a competly bad person now aren't I?
 * Applebloom: "Alcoruse not, Kevvy dearist!"
 * Kevin: "I am gonna enjoy this."
 * ???: "Kevin.... We need to talk."
 * Celestia was right at the balcony.
 * Kevin: "Oh, it's you again."
 * Celestia: "I have some, concern about your sudden attitude."
 * Kevin: "Me? Attitude?"
 * Celestia: "I noticed you may have been, less friendly torwords your assuiates."
 * Hammer-Face: "Ain't that the truth."
 * Kevin: "Hey! this is a private meeting! Everyone leave, now!"
 * John: "Alright, i understand. Let's vamoose everyone." (everyone but applebloom leaves)
 * Kevin: "Applebloom, go to your playpen, grown ups are talking!"
 * Applebloom cheerfully hops away!
 * Kevin: "Look, I know your concerned that i might be, alittle assertive to the employies, but i have a reason! Business needs to have a demanding boss! A business wouldn't be a business if anyone lesser starts pushing it around because of conflicting goals."
 * Celestia: "Kevin, i actselly had met you sometime before, and though you did had their obedience by a firm hand, you were not that firm with them."
 * Kevin: "Have you actselly met my employies? Doloris thinks she runs everything, all John and the sharks do all day is slack off and make slide remarks, and you won't believe how incomident Norm and Edword are! Also, i am the boss, and everyone knows the boss has the right to be demanding!"
 * Celestia: "Kevin, i can't help but feel there is negitive engry in you. And why have you started wearing Sun glasses?"
 * Kevin: "Sun Glasses are cool. They do more then be simple eye protaction."
 * Celestia levitates the glasses away from Kevin!
 * Kevin: "Hey, give me back those glasses! (angry red eyes reveled!)"
 * Celestia gasps!
 * Celestia: "R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-red, eyes?"
 * Celestia gets a flashback to a red-eyed Lord Shen and wolf army destroying the radient garden long ago.
 * Celestia: "Kevin, your, you have been corrupted! I think i know what really happened! Please, come with me to the palace and i'll help you!"
 * Kevin grabs away the Sun Glasses and puts them back on!
 * Kevin: "I don't need anyone's help! I am a somebody! I am a household name in Equestia, and soon, the United Universes! I am bigger then the biggest names in history! And, I am bigger then you now! Now, i think it's time Gaston has a new plaything!"
 * Kevin pulls out his gitar!
 * Celestia: "Kevin, please! Listen to reason, your not well right now! Please, i want to save you from that monster who did this to you, if you just let me-"
 * Kevin- SILENCE! (Strums guitar, and Gaston appears)
 * Gaston- You called, Mosieur Longbill?
 * Kevin- Put this princess with that rainbow grouch!
 * Gaston- As you wish. (Grabs Celestia and takes her away)
 * Kevin- See you later, Princess!
 * Celestia- Let me go this instant! I demand you let me go!
 * Gaston- Shut it, tiny!
 * Kevin- Well, Applebloom, all my problems are taken care of. And with her out of the way, I can assume control of Equestria!
 * Applebloom- Very good, Kevvy! (Eyes have turned red)
 * Celestia seen this!
 * Celestia: "No.... it is already spreading! Big One, listen to me, there's something wrong with Kevin, he's not well! haven't you noticed his attitude?"
 * Gaston: "Oh please, everyone knows running a bus-i-ness is stressful work, is it not?"
 * Celestia: "And that's what I can offer."
 * PBP: "I see.... Insulting ahority, wanton deforestsation, holding nay-sayers against their will, undernesserary bossyiness, forced modernisation, leage assosiation denial, usurping a ruler, and, if I dare say it.... PEDOFILLYIA?!"
 * The court tenders began to mutter and gasped.
 * Kevin to himself wall facepalming: "Oh god, why did that corruption made me attracted to Applebloom?"
 * Celestia: "But that does not mean he willfully meant those things. Corruption is like that of being under drugs or alcahol. One can't be held liable for something out of their control."
 * PBP: "And why would you believe that? You never once even seen Lord Cobra in Equestia. Where's your proof he was even actselly there? How do you know that Kevin might be secretly evil?"
 * Celestia: "Kevin had the red eye corruption..... I seen it before..."
 * PBP: "Ha! From who?"
 * Celestia: "..... From a poor, misguided lost prince of the Peacocks...."
 * PBP: "You mean, Lord Shen?"
 * Celestia: "Yes.... Mang had corrupted Lord Shen to do, many horrorable things. Think about it. Shen was the offspring of benvolent rulers of Gongmen City. Doesn't it seem, odd of him to, well, falsely attack a Panda villain, create a treacherious weapon, and disrespect his own parents memory by tearing down trapiscys in their honor, and even thrown the family throwne out like garbage?"
 * PBP: "..... Uh, well, don't forget he didn't just "attacked" that village, he pretty much commited geniside, and murdered a High Council member."
 * Kevin: "OBJECTION YOUR HONOR, This conversation's not going anywhere near the trail?!"
 * Grand Councilwoman: "Sustained, through I will still want to hear about this, "Red Eye" corruption."
 * Celestia: "I apologies. I am just saying, I seen the red-eye corruption before, and I knew well Kevin suffered the same."
 * PBP: "But again, have you even SEEN Cobra with him, or at the very least, use your "godly powers" to sense his presence?"
 * Celestia: "Mang may be imcompident, but he's no fool. He mostly knows better to expose leage involvment in situations like what happened that year. Mang would normally hoped that everyone would just assumed that Kevin was just stressed out or was a victim of ambition. Or in Tri-Corn's appearent case, another selfish corprete idiotic twat. But I known Kevin well enough that he's nothing like real corprete corruption. He recindised myt ahority, and would not act without my consent and approveal. That's why I know, this was Mang's fault."
 * PBP: "Well it's not like we can just summon him here and get him to admit that! And even if then, I would doubt he actselly had a presence there!"
 * Celestia: "You only doubt the truth because Tri-Corn wants you to! If Tri-Corn hoped you were gonna make me turn against my beliefs and Kevin, she's gonna be surely disappointed."
 * PBP: "........ No further Questions, Vainiana."
 * PBP left as Crane rose.
 * Crane: "Ahem! Firstly, I would like to thank you for not bowing to PBP's words so easily. But seriously. To prove it to nay-sayers, was there prove Mang had any involvment in the dishastor?"
 * Celestia: ".... Alchorse.... I had seen this "proof" myself."
 * Kevin broke free, and suddenly gains darkness powers, and now has a keyblade in shape of a gitar!
 * Kevin: "I don't know what happened, but i like it!"
 * Icky: "Who wants to bet that Cobra cheated?"
 * Lord Cobra (In the Background): Did you honsetly think I was gonna let my anti-Equestrian paradise scheme to be ruined that easily? Well I'm afriad I still got one more trick up my sleve before Kevvy is all yours.
 * Sora: Guys, Stand Back.
 * Donald: We'll take care of this!
 * Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oooh, play nice ladies! (Laughs)
 * Kevin: "Let's see how this bad boy plays!"
 * Kevin strums the gitar! It creates a shadow shockwave!
 * Yen Sid: Everyone, get back! (Creates a barrier with his magic protecting them form the shockwaves)
 * Lord Cobra (In the Background): Need a little help, Kevvy? Well ok then! Heartless, appear and give Kevin a helping hand, will ya?
 * a voice: "Sorry, union rules, we're on break."
 * Lord Cobra (In the Background): Oh, I hate it when stuff like this happens! Oh well, more fun for me and Kevvy. He's all yours lougers!
 * Momma Odie: (In Yen Sid's barrier) Oh that bad boy just doesn't wanna play fair does he?
 * Louis: What are we gonna do Momma?
 * Applebloom- (Waking up, still corrupted) Oh, Kevvy poo! You're alright!
 * Applejack- Applebloom, no! You can't trust him anymore! He's corrupting you!
 * Applebloom- Shut up, big sis! Me and Kevvy are gonna rule Equestria, and live happily ever after!
 * Puss: I warn you snake, release that bird and filly from the Darkness or you shall pray for mercy from Puss n Boots!
 * Lord Cobra (in the background): "You don't even know where i am!"
 * Shenzi: "Oh, let's see, what could be behind curtan number 1?"
 * Shenzi opens curtan, reviling Cobra and Teen Mang with a voice device.
 * Teen Mang: "Uh.... Boss?"
 * Lord Cobra: What Mini-Me? (sees Shenzi exposing them) Ah, nuts!
 * Teen Mang: Uh Kevvy, a little help please?
 * Kevin: "Screw you old timer! I got a kingdom to run!"
 * Kevin takes Applebloom and blasts through the roof!
 * Lord Cobra: "Uh.... Mini-me?"
 * Teen Mang: "Yeah boss?"
 * Lord Cobra: "Did he just do what i think he did?"
 * Teen Mang: "You mean he cussed at us and left us to suffer?"
 * Lord Cobra: "Yes..."
 * Teen Mang: "Well that sucks."
 * Lord Cobra: "NINJA SMOKE!"
 * Lord Cobra causes smoke to appear! Both Teen Mang and Cobra vanished.
 * Lord Shen: After Them!
 * Crane: Kevin! Comeback!
 * Twilight: I just hope Spyro is having as much luck waking Kairi and helping Fluttershy!
 * Shenzi: We don't have time for that, we got some big fish to fry here!
 * Spongebob: "Hey, let's remember that SOME of us assusiated with fish!"
 * Kevin: "First my princess, we snag us a rocket back to Equestia, then, i am gonna report those freaks to the Galactic Federation and have them arrested, and exicuted! Then, the wedding we always wanted!"
 * Applebloom: "I am with you all the way, my love!"
 * Faimilar Voice in the Background: I beg to differ, Traitor! (Suddenly Kevin begins to lose all of his powers, but is still corrupted)
 * Kevin: "What the-"
 * Lord Cobra (in the background): "I went out on my way to help you become the king that you are, I even risked my life to get you out of the prediciment you were in, and how did you repayed me? You left me to suffer! Good luck getting away from those misfits now, you chicken fried twat!"
 * Kevin: "Hey! That's like calling a fish sushi!"
 * Applebloom: "I don't care what happens, I love you just the way you are, my glorious king!"
 * Teen Mang (in the background): "Aw get a room!"
 * Lord Cobra (in the background): "Let's not bother with him anymore. no doubt those misfit pinheads are coming. The deal is off, Buttbill"
 * Kevin: "I'm powerless, sure, but we still have a kingdom, our dream wedding, and we are not captured! (sees a rocket on the ground) and, our ticket out of here!"
 * Ikkakumon- HARPOON TORPEDO! (Shoots torpedo at Kevin and Applebloom)
 * Kevin- OOF! (Both he and Applebloom fall to ground)
 * Applejack- APPLEBLOOM! (Everyone runs up to both, and grab them as they struggle to break free)
 * Merlin- Alright, let's cure these two! Starting with the little one.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, because we do not want all our hard work to making these two reform happen to go completely to waste.
 * Applejack- That won't be necessary, y'all! I know exactly how to deal with this!
 * Applebloom- LET ME GO, YOU! I SAID LET GO!
 * Applejack- Applebloom! You've been through enough trouble already, and you must be punished!
 * Applebloom- (Laughs) You don't scare me, big sis! There ain't no way you can possibly--(Applejack begins spanking Applebloom) OW! OW! OW!
 * SpongeBob- Oh, I can't look!
 * Iago: Ooh, chiuahua!
 * Puss n Boots: Ouch! I did not see this coming!
 * Mushu: Amen, my feline friend.
 * Icky- Yeesh, talk about cruel and unusual punishment!
 * Applebloom- OW! OW! (Begins crying, and the tears drain out all of the corruption inside her)
 * Kowalski- It's working! She's getting cured!
 * Applebloom- (Continues crying) I'm sorry, Applejack! I'M SO SORRY! (Continues crying)
 * Applejack- There there, lil' sister! Let it out! Let it out! (Holds Applebloom in her hooves)
 * Kevin and Spitfire are tied up.
 * Spitfire: "LET US BOTH GO!"
 * Kevin: "IF I WASN'T TIED UP, YOU ALL WILL BE SORRY!"
 * Astrid: Oh, sweet little baby Thor in a thunderstorm, be quiet! We have heard enough outta you longbill!
 * Spongebob: So Ignitus, do you think we can give Kevin a new life after we cure him since the whole anti-equestria thing is Cobra's fault and will Equestria be the way it was again?
 * Ignightus: "It depends... It's appearent that since Applejack snapped her sister out of it, it's approbeate to have Crane handle his brother."
 * Crane: "Ok, but, he doesn't, exsactly like me, and he's too old for a spanking."
 * Icky: "You don't have to do exsactly what she did! Just do your own thing!"
 * Crane: Ok. (To the audience) Allright folks, There was going to be a scene where we see how Fluttershy is doing but the Producer has personally requested our co producer that this is Tainted bond of brothers, not Kairi ideaisum. Fluttershy will heal off camera. (Deep Breath) Well, here goes nothing. (Walks over to Kevin)
 * Kevin growls as Crane approuches.
 * Crane: Its been a very long time, Kevin, or should I say Qu Dan.
 * Kevin: "DON'T CALL ME THAT! YOU AND YOUR FREAKY FRIENDS RUINED EVERYTHING! SOME BROTHER ARE YOU! YOU DIDN'T EVEN STOPPED OUR PARENTS FROM ABUSING ME! YOU DISGUSTING FAVERITE!?"
 * Crane: Don't you ever call me that! Think about our parents! They would be extreamly disappointed in you for evreything you done! Courrpting Applebloom into your girlfriend was one thing, which made you look like a pedophile by the way, but Turning Equestria into a 21st centery city and being used by an evil serpent who has involed with a tragedy involving Kairi? That's even worse! You allowed Lord Mang "Simon" Cobra play you like a toy!
 * Kevin was silent upon hearing Cobra's name.
 * Spitfire: "Your highness, what is he talking about?"
 * Spongebob: I can't watch this! (Covers his eyes)
 * Kevin: "If it makes you feel better, i screwed up and he hates me too now!"
 * Crane: Kevin, the past is the past now and I'm sorry Mom, Dad and I hurt you. But do not take it out on these ponies, their world, my family and friends. You are better than this.
 * Celestia: Woah, Crane is getting good.
 * Kevin: No, I'm not.
 * Crane: Oh, come on! I know the real Kevin. The way you saw the world before your lust for power, buisness and greed, the music lover, the dreamer. What happened to that guy? (Shuddenly a mysterious force is pushing Kevin's corruption from his body but he struggles to contain it.)
 * Kevin: I think it's too late.
 * Crane: Kev, listen to me. It's never too late to put the past behind you and do the right thing. Together we can restore Equestria the way it was before Cobra made you did what you did. Celestia, evreyone and I can forgive you, Kevin, if you put the past behind you and let go of your darkness now.
 * Kevin: (feels the courrption lefting from his body along with Spitfire's) Really? After everything Cobra and I put you all through?
 * Crane: Prove to me that your still the best brother a kung fu master like me could ask for.
 * Kevin: "You? The favorite? Likeing me?! And you accused me being out of my mind?"
 * Icky: Geez, Kev let the darkness go! Your bro is trying to save you here!
 * Crane: I got this, Icky.
 * Spitfire: "I... have a confession... I, actselly did knew Kevin was corrupted.... I, spied on his conversation with Celestia."
 * Crane: "Wait, you did?"
 * (Spitfire)- Yes, You see, I was practicing my daily flight routines until I noticed something through the window. I saw that Celestia had removed Kevin's glasses and revealed his corrupted eyes. I was shocked, and I tried to do something about it until...(Spitfire gets caught in a magical field)
 * Spitfire- What the? What's going on?
 * Lord Cobra's Voice- Spitfire, the leader of the notorious Wonderbolts! I should've known you'd discover my secret along with Celestia! I can't let you go around blabbing the secrecy to the others, so I'm going to make sure you don't!
 * Spitfire- Who are you, and what have you done to Kevin?
 * Lord Cobra's voice- You might know me as someone Celestia knows! I am Lord Cobra! And you are in big trouble! (Uses medalian to corrupt Spitfire, and makes her goggles magically translucent so no one can see her corruption) No one is gonna stop me this time! Not even Celestia! speaking of which.... (Sees Celestia being taken away by Gaston)
 * Spitfire: "Cobra stopped me from doing something about this. He made me loyal as a bodyguard to Kevin, and the other wonderbolts as well, but I was the only one effected. That's why i was insanely determin to save Kevin."
 * Tai: So that would explain why you wouldn't give up so easly when you and the Rest of the wonderbolts chased us from Equestria to the temple. Cobra wasn't going to let his anti-paradise plan using Kevin to fail until Kevin double-crossed him.
 * Spitfire: "Well that, and i wouldn't be a very good bodyguard if i gave up too easy, would i?"
 * Celestia (to luna): "Remind me to hire her as a bodyguard if i ever have the chance."
 * Luna: Sure thing, Big Sister.
 * Mimi: Evreyone look! (Eveyone looks as all of the courrption in Kevin finally lifting from him as if he wants to be forgiven for all of his mistreatment)
 * Crane: Kevin? Are you ok?
 * Kevin (No longer corrupted): Crane? Where am I? And why am I tied up like this?
 * Crane: "It's a, rather long story."
 * Kevin: O.M.G! I cant believe I was tricked by a demon surpent and took his deal without me questioning it! Not to mention the other stupid stuff i did.... How bad is Equestia's conditin?
 * Spongebob: Well, with everyponie corrupted by your former corrupted ideas and Equestria's still a 21st century metropolis, I'd say its in really bad shape. But it's not too late to fix it and change it back to the way it was before your lust did what you did.
 * Kevin: (Sighs) I am so sorry Celestia, I totally made a mess out of evreything.
 * Celestia: It's not your fault, Kevin. There's only one monster to blame for all of this, and that's Cobra.
 * Icky: "Well, there's also Teen Mang, but he's just there to be his little slimy yesman."
 * Luna: "Problem is: The ponies and other creatures still see you as king Kevin. and only you could say otherwise."
 * Kevin: "But, i can't face an entire crowd to tell them i am not gonna lead them anymore. They'll hate me, like mom and dad did, and propbuly still do."
 * Crane: Uh, Kevin there is something I gotta come clean with. You see, Mom and Dad loved you so much that couldn't they bare with the fact that forbidding you to continue your buisness disire and wanted to give you another change and drop the charges against you.
 * Kevin: "They what?"
 * Crane: It's true Kev, I promised Mom and Dad the moment you reformed and change for the better, I'd tell you the truth, all of it.
 * Icky: "Another flashback, really?"
 * Everyone: "ICKY!"
 * (Crane): After you left us and called us "Chicken-Fried" along with starting ShineMiners, Mom, Dad and I saw the pictures you drew back when I hatched from my egg, about you wanting to start your career as a rockstar/gangsta rapper and we stuck up for you cause we knew what happend with the Bleegonium wasnt your fault but family or not, we still had to stop you from what you did back then. After we got a change of heart we convinced the court to suspend your community service charges and drop the charges against you. And the rest....well let's just say the rest is self explantitory.
 * Kevin: "Then.... Why didn't you guys come get me and tell me?"
 * Crane: We tried too but you were still angry at us for stopping you to even just listen to reason, remember?
 * Kevin: I wasn't that...Oh yeah that!
 * Crane: "And, i have to break this to you.... Dad, eventally passed on. But Mom is still ok.
 * Kevin: "Oh man..... The last thing he remember so me is.... The son who broke his heart..."
 * Lord Shen: "I been near that kind of pain before."
 * Kevin: "...... This is really gonna inspire me to set everything right, and maybe, leave business behind me."
 * Celestia: Ok, I think its time for his employees to see him now and for Kevin to owe them an apologie.
 * Spongebob: Ok (going to the door and peeping through it) Allright, Spyro, You, Kairi and Kevin's buisness bragrade can come in now, he's completley cured of his corruption now. (Spyro leads Kevin's Buisness Bragade in with Kairi carrying Fluttershy who is recovering from her injuries but had to have her wings wraped up in bandages thanks to Girl Sora)
 * Edword: Mr Longbill, thank goodness your finally cured!
 * John: Good to see you back, mate!
 * Kevin: Hey, guys! (Sees Kairi) And who is this?
 * Crane: Uh bro, remember my talk about your corrupter being involved with a tragedy involving a girl named Kairi? (points to Kairi), Thats her.
 * Kevin: Oh! Awkword first impression much?
 * Doloris: "Sir, i should've been there with you when that Cobra guy showed up and advise an approbeate action against what happened. I am a mui lousy sceretary."
 * Gaston: "Indeed."
 * John: "Gaston."
 * Gaston: "Oh fine, i take my my earl-i-er comment back."
 * Crane: "So, your saying that Mang did had an involvement. Cause otherwise, if Mang didn't come after Kevin, this wouldn've happened, and we wouldn't be wasting the court's time with this?"
 * Celestia: "Yes. Had Mang desided to keep to himself that day, we wouldn't even have this conversation."
 * Crane: "..... Nothing further."
 * Tri-Corn facepalm!
 * PBP: "Tri-Corn, I wasn't expecting Celestia to have such an iron will! Maybe she has, real bad shockholm syndrone?"
 * Tri-Corn: "(Growling), Get, the next, witness, in, NOW?!"
 * PBP: "Uh, thank you for your time, Princess. We would like to call, Kevin's mother to the stand!"
 * (Celestia): (In Crane's head) ("Crane, I'm sure you know that I can recognize you. Do you know what will happen if this Harvey Wadder finds out you are impersonating him?")
 * Crane: ("Relax, your highness, Harvey Wadder isn't real. Some old friends made sure that he LOOKED real so there wouldn't be any controversy. I had to step in to help my brother. You and I know how undefeatable PBP is.")
 * (Celestia): ("I can understand that, but do you realize that your mother is coming? She's sure to recognize you. She'll say your name at the exact moment she comes.")
 * Crane: ("Well, can you handle that?")
 * (Celestia): ("I can try. But it's gonna be hard to tell when she'll recognize you, though. Just be careful.")
 * Crane: ("Thanks, your highness.")
 * Yan Fan: (Appears before the stand) Is my dear boy okay?
 * Celestia: He is, Mrs. Fan. He's about ready to hear you defend him.
 * Grand Councilwoman: Yan Fan, we are aware that Kevin Longbill is one of your 2 sons, as well as Crane from the Furious Five and member of the Shell Lodge Squad.
 * Yan Fan: Well, I actually didn't know he was a Kung Fu master for most of my life because he was scared I would have a heart attack, but--
 * PBP: Enough! We need info on Kevin, not Crane! Were you aware of Kevin's problems before he committed the crime?
 * Yan Fan: "Well, from what Crane told me, I guess I can say, well.... I'm not sure if I'm very relivent, I mean, I wasn't yet canon at the time of the situation."
 * PBP: "(Annoyed robotic growl), Let me rephrease the question! Was Kevin capable to willingly betray people like in the situation!"
 * Yan Fan: "Alchorse not! Kevin was a risk taker, but even he would cross the line against taking over a planet!"
 * PBP: "How much are you aware of this, "Mang Cobra"."
 * Yan Fan: "Depends, which Mang Cobra we're talking about?"
 * PBP: ".... What?"
 * Yan Fan: "Well, Mang is actselly a fairly common cobra name. Why, there's Mang Mo the baker, Mang Cao, a shoe polisher, Mang Juan the village wacko, Mang Ma, the village nanny, oh she was always so nice to Crane and Qu Dan when they were hatchlings, she didn't at all mind they always mistake her tail for a worm, and,...... (Sees Kevin and Crane blushing out of control), Uh, sorry, I rambled on alot, Anyway, there was also-"
 * PBP: "I WAS REFERING TO LORD MANG "SIMON" COBRA, YOU DUMB OLD HAG?!"
 * Yan Fan: "Well, I never!"
 * Yan Fan smacks PBP with her purse, and PBP falls on his back!
 * PBP: "SOMEONE GET ME BACK UP!?"
 * Crane: ".... Could someone help the Trash Can off his back? He's fallen and can't get up."
 * A light laughter was heard.
 * Tri-corn helped PBP up.
 * PBP: "Gah! Anyway, have you heard of Mang "Simon" Cobra or not?!"
 * Yan Fan: "I'm not talking to you in that tone, mister! Either you apologies and learn some mannors, or I won't have any to say for the matter!"
 * PBP: "Gee, Jee, dodo?! BLAH!? NO FURTHER QUESTIONS?! What insolence, I never had been treated with such disrespect, I, (Glitched up words)?!"
 * PBP went away!
 * Crane got up.
 * Crane: "As my oppenent tried to ask, were you aware of Mang Simon Cobra?"
 * Yan Fan: "Who wouldn't? Wasn't he, that leopard to wanted to be Dragon Warrior?"
 * Crane: "That's Tai Lung."
 * Yan Fan: ".... That renagade Sholilin Monk?"
 * Crane: "That's Junjie."
 * Yan Fan: "Uh, That warrior king of those Qidon oxes?"
 * Crane: "That's Temutai."
 * Yan Fan: "The pig with the inventions."
 * Crane: "That's Taotie!"
 * Yan Fan: "That scary owl?"
 * Crane: "That's Fenghuang!"
 * Yan Fan: "The deer who used to work for the emperor?"
 * Crane: "That's Meng Tao!"
 * Yan Fan: "The crazy hairy ox general?"
 * Crane: "That's General Tsin!"
 * Yan Fan: "The crocadile that saids "Gah" all the time!"
 * Crane: "That's Fung?!"
 * Yan Fan: "The Peacock with the canon?"
 * Crane: "That's Lord Shen!"
 * Yan Fan: "He was once a pig but was really a dragon?"
 * Crane: "That's Ke-Pa?!"
 * Yan Fan: "The lemur with the freaky eyes?"
 * Crane: "That's Tong Fo!?"
 * Yan Fan: "That food stealing rat?"
 * Crane: "That's Ju Long!?"
 * Yan Fan: "The armadillo thingie who forced orphans to steal for him?"
 * Crane: "THAT'S SANZU?!"
 * Yan Fan: "The Angry Rhino?"
 * Crane: "That's Hundun!?"
 * Yan Fan: "That Giant Crocadile?"
 * Crane: "Li-dong?! That's Li-dong?!"
 * Yan Fan: "That scorpian obcessed with flowers and hyptising people with that stinger?"
 * Crane: "That's Scorpian?!"
 * Yan Fan: "Your monkey friend's rude brother?"
 * Crane: "That's Wu Kong?!"
 * Yan Fan: "How about-"
 * Crane: "Hold it! I'm sorry, before we turn this into a Kung Fu Panda francise villain role-call, here's, his picture!"
 * Crane shows a photo of Mang in a police line-up.
 * Yan Fan: "Oh....... Wasn't he the Cobra that tried to poison that village you were in?"
 * Crane: "No, he's the Cobra who's encharged of the Villain leage and the one we were talking about who mind warped Mr. Kevin into nearly conguring it?!"
 * Yan Fan: "Oh........ That Cobra.... He's, capable to corrupt people with powder, right?"