Icky and Iago: Xenophobe Busters Part 1

In this Prequil Story Speical, Icky and Iago paid a visit to their fan club to tell some of their most craziest adventures. But when a spectic fan calls them out of never encountering anything serious, Icky isn't afraid to recall the time that, sometime after the first ever AUU adventure involving the downfall of the VA, Icky and Iago once went to the AUU to scout things out when it was reported that Qui and friends were still about, so the duo told a never before story on how they were told to go on a patrol for that before a follow up episode occured. Icky and Iago used the van to patrol around the AUU, but then, they were attacked by mysterious ships that sent them crashing into a world called "Xerus". It was there when they were captured by the anti-otherworlder group known as The Xerus Sorrowers, and they explained that they were attacked by their enviously well stronger rivals, known as The Tibella Inquisition, who have tyranticly mistreated the neightbering system to a horrendus degree, while the Xerus group is basicly an unsuccessful verson given they haven't even congured Xerus yet, which is under a pro-USRA goverment, to the amusement of Icky and Iago on how sorrowful the Xerus group is but not in the way intended. As such, the Xerus Group wanted to kill them off! But Icky and Iago escaped! The duo intent to being able to take down the Tibella Inquizition, but first, they need to finish off the Xerus Group, not just to prevent the possability of a more compident leader would sooner or later replace it's current, Whi Ner Xerus, and the fact they have a disterbing grip on the business industry in replacement to actual conquest, but because the assholes won't leave them alone. Can our birdbrains be able to take down this annoying lesser group of xenophobes so they can cook the bigger fish at hand?

Material
(Beah Trayus Sings This When He Betrays Whi Ner And Takes Over)

Transcript
Intro Theme (Black Eyed Peas- Where Is The Love)

Chapter 1: An Off-Season Meeting With Fans
During an off Season time. Exsample one. Exsample Two. Exsample 3. Reality. Flashback. Present
 * Icky and Iago were seen in a Shell Louger fan club.
 * It seems that the lovable duo were telling them stories.
 * Icky: "And with that, we defeated The Multi National Cook Crook, the Headless Waiter, and even La Fa-Maine, all in one week."
 * (Icky): "We stop Cook Crook from using stupidly delisious foods from robbing banks and jewelery stores!"
 * A Chef in a make-shift cyborg armor in the shape of an oven is seen laughing as everyone was served irresistable dishes while he was collecting money with his utensal and cooking instratment hands! Familiser shadows loomed over him as he gasped, then gets defeated by the lougers!
 * (Iago): "We halted the Headless Waiter's revenge on a long running old world restaurent because of a serious tragity."
 * A headless waiter ghost and the many waiter heads of his ansisters were seen haunting a long standing restaurent until the lougers burst into the scene and twharted his plans and defated every single waiter head in the process!
 * (Icky): "And to put it off, we stopped a french poodle health extremeist from creating a serum with a Futurasian Rouge named Dr. Mal P. Ractice to make it that people can be born without stomichs but instead have a filter-feeding device designed to make you survive without stomichs, who La Fa-Maine is SO obcessed with waight-loss, he even went as far to have his stomich removed to have the thing in the first place to end the need for cravings. He became DISTERBINGLY skinny and frail, and Gazelle made sure we beaten the overly determined health fanactic, gently."
 * Icky and Iago were seen gluing an extremely skinny male poodle to the wall while a red humanniod sciencetist was overwealmed by the others.
 * Icky: "Oh-ho-ho! And don't get me started with how we handled Space-Caster, an alien wizard with the power channel the power of planets who once tried to get Pluto reckindised as a real planet again.
 * An Alien in a space wizard outfit with a module with a planet on it was seen before the cowerding NASA members. The Space Wiazrd alien is assumed to be Space-Caster.
 * Space-Caster: "FOR THE LAST TIME, I DEMAND THAT YOU RECKINDISE PLUTO AS A REAL PLANET AGAIN, OR I'LL MAKE YOU ALL SUFFER THE STINK OF URANUS?!"
 * Iago: (He and Icky laughed out loud as the Lougers were seen behind Spacr-Caster) WOW, DID THOSE WORDS JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH!!! (Laughs)
 * Space-Caster saw the lougers and sighed.....
 * Space-Caster: "Mental note: Also make it a goal to have the Planet Uranus' name changed. (Focuses on the Lougers) So, the famous Lougers. The Galactic Federation speaks well of your accomplishments. No doubt your here to stand against my desire to have Pluto reckindised as the planet it truely is."
 * Shifu: "And why seek such a cause when science suggests otherwise?"
 * Jumba: "Because he's from the Pluto of the same system as the Earth 626 is in, where it actselly has life unlike other Plutos. The Plutonians there are as small as you'd assume Pluto is, like the size of a Terran capybara, and they are good telepaths capable of collapsing a living thing from the inside! Damn good at magic, too, which is merely quantum-based like most forms of magic are. Just think of the Zoni, but less advanced, a tiny bit bigger, and a bit meaner at times."
 * Gazelle: "So your acting out in being offended how people viewed your home?"
 * Space-Caster: "Yes?! You have no idea how insulting it is to have your home called not a real planet?! That's racist and disrespectful to the Plutoians! I, Space-Caster, the wizard with the power of planets, came to see reptribution against the racist filth that is humans?! They always accused the alien community as hostile invaders and monsters in their racist and insensitive movies?! Esepically the "Alien Movies", of which the monsters resemble the peace-loving Morabons from Secter u76521!"
 * Icky: "Dude, Xenomorths DO exist!"
 * Space-Caster: "True, but still, the resemblence to the Morabons is uncanny?!"
 * Icky: "But I'm sure unintentional!"
 * Sandy: "We can understand your sore on how humans treat aliens, but you have no right to reverse sciencetific facts over it! Your wanted by the Galactic Federation for a pretty good enough darn reason?!"
 * Space-Caster: "Then suffer the sand storm of MARS?!"
 * Banzai: "Mars has sandstorms?"
 * Sandy: Biggest dust storms in the Solar System, Banzy.
 * Pleakly: Look, SC, you must understand. The humans discovered that your world is technically not a planet. It is a dwarf planet. A planet smaller than an average one. You guys consider it a planet because you're small enough to inhabit it and view it LIKE Earth.
 * Space-Caster: Be that as it may, it is still not wise to judge us like that.
 * Jumbaa: WHAT IS THERE TO JUDGE, EVEN?!? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW OF YOU!! COBRA BUBBLES DOESN'T EVEN KNOW OF LIFE ON PLUTO SINCE THE GRAND COUNCILWOMAN DIDN'T SPECIFY THEM WHEN HE WAS IN THE CIA! Also, this planet your harassing is being used to preserve the endangered mosquito species.
 * Space-Caster: Oh, let's face it, they're endangered for a reason. They spread diseases, and the humans can agree. Ever hear of Malaria, West Nile, dengue, yellow fever? Before their introduction to Earth, they spread FAR worse than Earth illnesses. Do you recall the plague of Evolving Fever, THE MOST ADAPTIVE SICKNESS IN THE UUNIVERSES?!? It's a fricking MIRACLE that the Galactic Feds are keeping diseases like THAT from spreading to Earth, even IF it's a wildlife sanctuary.
 * Pleakly: Look, we only have a FEW alien life forms preserved on Earth, BESIDES the mosquito. Many species of what they call jellyfish? The goblin shark? Many creatures which humans dubbed mythical like dragons, mermaids, and so on? A handful of other invertebrates? THE FRICKING TARDIGRADE?!? WE EVEN ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE BUILDING BLOCKS TO BUILD HUMANS!!! THAT Earth is one of the many examples of alien activity in the UUniverses.
 * Space-Caster: You will not convince me out of this, fools. The Plutonians WILL be respected AND acknowledged, STARTING WITH AN INVASION!
 * Pleakly: NO! CRAZY-HEAD!!! Invading a wildlife sanctuary can very well be dubbed a space poacher's plan. You attack those humans, especially those of which we aliens accidentally created, you could suffer SERIOUS charges.
 * Space-Caster: It is only one species! A primitive race, and a WIDESPREAD one at that! They're a dime a dozen! It is WORTH the charges as long as we Plutonians are respected!
 * Pang Bing: You attack that place, the only respect you'll get is pity!
 * Space-Caster: "Then get ready for a battle of epic porporitions! (The module turns to red to indicate mars, and starts causing a sandstorm!)"
 * Trixie: "DAHH?! SAND?! ONCE IT GETS ON, IT'S NEVER GONNA COME OFF?!"
 * Merlin: BRACE YOURSELVES!!! (He protects them with magic)
 * Space-Caster: "YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME?!"
 * Icky: "(In a baseball outfit) HE WINES UP, THROWS THE PITCH AND THEN- (The Ball he throws breaks the module and cancels out the planet power) HOMERUN?!"
 * Space-Caster: "NOOOOOO- (Gets pounded by the Lougers!)"
 * Icky: Ol' Spacy put up a decent fight, but the job was nevertheless done, and the humans at NASA he confronted decided to forget what they saw, not just because of priorities from the CIA and s***, but because they preferred to forget what happened. Encountering angry space wizards from a dwarf planet, can do that to ya.
 * The Kids laughed.
 * A Young Zootopian Gazelle with an Applebloom like Bow was seen, looking with an inquizitive face.
 * Young Zootopian Gazelle: "Excuse me, Mr. Louger?"
 * Icky: "Call me Icky. Hey, you're like, Gazelle's niece from an estranged far away older sister before she was born, right?"
 * YZG: "My names Amanda, and, your stories are okay, but, I'm kinda detecting a pattern..... They're short and the villains litterally sound like they're meant to be a joke. I mean..... La Fa-Maine? Headless Waiter? Multi-National Cook Crook? Space-Caster? That one about the failed cockarouch conguror? That sounds like those villains are, joke-villains and are meant to be a meaningless problem and made to be used as an exsample until a serious threat shows up."
 * Iago: "If you understood the forth wall like us, ya wouldn't exactly be wrong."
 * Amanda: "Look, I don't wanna sound disrespectful, it's just, I am kinda doing a school report about heroes due several weeks from now, and, I really wanna impress my stern teacher by telling an amazing never before heard story, and, it has to be something more then handling villains not serious enough to dedicate an "episode" too unless involved with a serious threat, like, with Professor Gloom for instence. A story that never gotten it's own, "Episode", because of certain reasons."
 * Icky: "Well the majority of stories like that are made un-canon, like the stuff in Tman's Uncanon Wiki, or anything from the lost draft bin."
 * Amanda: "I mean something that actselly happened!"
 * Icky: "Well, there is ONE story, but, it's WAY to extreme to explain. It wasn't even allowed it's own episode in the Season 1 times.... The  same season that had Gary's rather controverseal introduction to SAF with alot of extreme themes, mind you! Also because it tecnecally didn't existed at the time and- (Sees the kids being confused).... Right, you guys ain't versed in post-moderncy. So, I'm just gonna say.... This adventure was TOO strong for Season 1 at the time, barring the irony of the Gary Episode. Also, we promised an old friend we wouldn't talk about it in because she doesn't wanna leave her home."
 * Amanda: "Please! This report means my entire grade and a well structured future! Also, Auntie Gazelle will never let you guys hear the end of it if I fail with a not good enough story!"
 * Iago: "Yeah Ick, let the kids here the story, it's only gonna be them anyway."
 * The Kids get excited and beg in various ways!
 * Icky: "Okay, okay, okay! I'll sing! But this stays in the Louger Fanclub and Amanda's school, okay?"
 * Kids: "Okay!"
 * Icky: "First, some questions..... How many of you people remembered Cynder's Mom, the ex-Darkenss Qui?"
 * Amanda: "Oh! She appeared in the first season and lasted until early Season 3 due to a very complicated reforming process."
 * Icky: "No kidding. Anywho! Ya see, before the the episode that debuted Pastoon, but sometime inbetween the aftermaths of Batula and Anima, the AUU gave talk that Qui was still a-kicking and breathing, which in hindsight was actselly the best thing to happen to Cynder in the long run. Ya see, cause the HA were still only to 4 folks, they weren't able to handle the impourent stuff, so, we lougers were asked to patrol for Qui and capture her and her goonies, Celisus and Narcotic and prevent them from doing anything big.... Althought, as you can tell in certain episodes, those patrols turned up jacksquat! BUT.... It was benifitical in the way that we can scout out the AUU for future events."
 * Geeky Kid: "Wait, but in certain episodes, you said you haven't visited it since you first fought Xerxes."
 * Icky: "Well patrols don't really count as true visits as they were more like strolls in a different neightberhood, it's not the same of a closer look, so they don't count as visits. Also, kid, if you point out every single continuity error of this series, we're gonna be here all day. We know this show ain't perfect, so let's all enjoy it for what it is. Now sit back and relax. It all started when it was me and Iago's turn for patrol...."

Chapter 2: It Began As A Normal-Enough Patrol
The story begins after an epic title senquence. Later. Xero City, Xerus
 * (Icky): "Oh sweet mercy of gods please tell me our budget wasn't wasted on that cool title intro!"
 * (Amanda): "What?"
 * (Icky): "Sorry, forgot I was among non-forthwall breakers. Now, it's fair to warn ya that the following adventure is alittle dated as it happened in the year 2012, so, pretty much, dated jokes, dated writing, and worse of all..... Dated, ANIMATION?!"
 * Intense music played as Season 1-Eqsed animation was seen!
 * (Icky): "BUT! (The music stopped....) With the power of reboot and digital restoration, we can give this old story SOME modern upgrades. (The entire scene is giving just that) We can't do anything about the outdated references, other then edit out the extreme ones unless we deemed it funny, but hey, at least you won't be dealing with the old MSM way of writing, like using lines to start out converations."
 * (Amanda): "What?"
 * (Icky): "Good grief, I keep forgetting! Never mind! Anyway, it was an average enough patrol and we took it very seriously."
 * Icky and Iago were seen in shirts and ties in their underwear as this music plays!
 * Icky/Iago: "JUST TAKE THOSE OLD RECORDS OFF THE SHELF?! I'LL SIT AND LISTEN TO THEM BY MYSELF! TODAY'S MUSIC AIN'T GOT THE SAME SOUL?! I LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL?!"
 * Serpentos' voice from a communicator: "Hello, Lougers? I came to check on you- Wait...... Are you two listening to music?"
 * The duo thumbled about and crash as the record scratched!!
 * Icky/Iago: "OHHHHH?!"
 * Icky got up and answered the call.
 * Icky: "Don't worry Empress Serpentos, we were just taking a break."
 * Serpentos' voice: "Oh, sorry for the interuption. I just wanted to check up on your progress of tracking down Qui."
 * Icky: "Well so far it appears that in her childhood she's the champion of hide-and-seek! That red skalely dragon thing is REALLY elusive!"
 * Serpentos' voice: "She's a Zewinasaur. Please don't make it a hapit of miscalling her that, it's insensitive to her people's heritage and culture."
 * Icky: "No promises because she's a villain. She lost the right of political correctness when she founded the VA."
 * Serpentos' voice: "Fair enough. Don't be afraid to alarm the HA and myself should you get into a bad bind."
 * Icky: "That is as garrintied as the Simpsons getting more seasons even when they aren't aging well."
 * Serpentos' voice: "Alchourse. Wait, wha-"
 * Icky closes off the connection.
 * (Geeky Kid): "Hey, Mr. Icky...... Serpentos was an impourent factor in founding Magnum the great, right? So.... Why is she only aiding the HA and has not assended membership? Cause I think helping in finding a powerful messiah is worthy of membership."
 * (Icky): "Ahh, good question smarty pants. That is a long-asked question soughted for an answer by Serpentos fanboys and continuity consisters. Well the obvious one is that she's the empress of an entire race, ergo, she's kinda has bigger obligations. Second.... Well, she DID tried to leave the position with a suitable replacement to join the HA to guide Magnum abit more, but.... She had, a SUPER-protective uncle in her people's grand council."
 * Serpentos: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T JOIN THE HA?! I HELPED DISCOVER THE MESSIAH TO WEILD THE DIAMOND?! IT'S MY DESTENY TO GUIDE MAGNUM?!"
 * Uncle Serpentos: And I meant no desrespect to that propihecy, but, the council, has proven less understanding. Even with the VA gone, our kingdom, isn't exactly in the best shape of it's lifetime. That Mangris attack has left our kingdom in a, not good enough position for anything, even if it's in the grand plan of the Anacondians. I haven't forgotten your contribution to the discovery of the savior, and neither has the entire council, but, Headmaster Shihed proved, insistent that we disobey at least, ONE, propichey of the Anacondians, at least this much.
 * Serpentos: "Then tell them that I plan to have you cover for me when I'm gone!"
 * Uncle Serpentos: It's not that simple. I may have exspearience, but my age, discourages a long rule. And on top of that, with much of your family gone, you are the best we have for now, because should you leave without an adiquite replacement, this kingdom becomes another anarchial socity. So many bandits find habits of robbing this place, and even Sheriff Moreland, with all her tough skill, has trouble dealing with em'. The best are even smuggling Qooler weapons around.
 * Serpentinoid #1: How cool are these new weapons, father?
 * Uncle Serpentos: (Sighs) I meant as in the illegal weapon line, son. Like the one you found by accident?
 * Serpentos' Cousin: Ohhhhh, yeah, the freaky gun that had intelligent ammo. Sometimes science can be awesome.
 * Uncle Serpentos:..... Bottomline, it's, it's for the best if Magnum has to learn to relie on herself, at least, till the kingdom can afford to not worry about your absince anymore.
 * Serpentos: But-
 * Uncle Serpentos: Look, again, I meant no disrespect to the anacondians, but, they didn't exactly predicted the possability of our kingdom not doing well, now did they? They wrote that propichey back when our kingdom was healthy and didn't had the hindsight to consider a would-be problem in the future. They certainly didn't predict a crazy bug woudl leave our kingdom in shampes. You have to do what's best not only for your kingdom. The moment you leave, this kingdom will belong to the likes of the freelanders and crimetech, let alone every single crime boss in Carbunga! Besides, apart from discovering the choosen one, you don't have much of a hero record, so it's not like the Grand Council will accept you anyway.
 * Serpentos: THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME SINCE DAY 1!!! I mean, I care for my kingdom, but I can't be made to defy the Anacondian plan because of some stubbern moron in the royal council wouldn't let me go through that!
 * Uncle Serpentos: I know, I know, I tried to convince the council to okay it and that they will take over, but, Shihed, strong-armed them to side with him. Shihed is, quite a political shark. So, you have to help your kingdom before you aside with the Heroes Act, if ever giving circumstances.
 * Serpentos: AND THAT'S ANOTHER THING! The royal council under (Beep)Head's leadership is TOO stubborn to see the well-meaning of others!
 * Uncle Serpentos: Young lady, I know your upset with them, but that doesn't mean I'll tolerate any disrespect to them like THAT?! I won't mind any insults to Shihed, but the rest of the councilers are still good people! They're..... They're just taking the wrong advice! I suggest you don't call them out on that, understandable as your upset is, because the council are only looking out for the kingdom's best interests! As anyone else ruling runs the risk of power-hungry dictatorship, or at the very least, an incompident idiot only making things worse. Nobody else in their eyes can be trusted. So please.... Don't make yourself look like a deserter, and, accept things as they are now, or else Shihed will not be merciful if you go through with this anyway, and he'll make sure he keeps the other councilers from defending your actions..... Me included.
 * Serpentos:... If that's the way they want it, then fine! But I'm gonna make it in a way that they'll regret. It's time the kingdom makes a change that'll make it not so bad for a future replacement to be a picked in a way that still puts the kingdom into a better position.
 * Uncle Serpentos: It's not gonna be easy, you know. The council in Shihed's control rarely approve something that'll come to bite them back.
 * Serpentos: Then you and they, are going to be surprised on how powerful the power of the people can be. I may be denied of my desteny now, but that doesn't mean it's periment. It is only delayed at best. But I WILL make sure all hurdles will be congured, and once so, and when I do find a trust-worthy replacement, nothing will stop me from seeing my true desteny through.
 * Uncle Serpentos: "Well, I'm proud of you for persistence. But be warned that it'll be QUITE a long time. A replacement as pure as you in these troubled times, or at the least as compident, is a rare luxery. The HA will already be filled with alot of heroes by then.
 * Serpentos: ".... I'm a pathent woman. Like I said. My desteny is only delayed. It is not something to be perimently removed of. (Leaves.)"
 * (Icky): And believe it or not, she did a very good job. She turned her kingdom into something new. She turned it into a city, with a democracy and all that. Sure, it was still a democratic monarchy, but with a few changes, expansion, funding, economic growth, product-placement, and other stuff, she turned it into something she could be proud of. And yeah, you can bet your tushes that it got rid of the stubberns buttbrains in the council and replaced them with a less argueitive and more open-minded sort, espeically the rotten Headmaster. She is however still working on finding a relieable replacement, but, thankfully, since Magnum is not a consistent screw-up and as long as the situation isn't too dire, she won't mind taking her sweet time. She tore down the palace and rebuilt it into a technological step-up from the original. The city was grand to look at. She turned the royal guard into a noble police force with the best that abandoned Globex facility in Zaono City had to offer. The HQ was on an AFT, powerful multi-functional plasma cannons that only recognize their hands to be active, infinite-storage devices, smart grenades, AI armor, everything that place had to offer.
 * (Child #1): So... What is she up to now?
 * (Iago): Well, Xandy said recently that not only had she found more to suggest increased Anacondoran activity that she could use to improve her architecture and art, but she plans to get married to a Serpentos archeologist and former prince who helped her find it. And believe me, if it goes right, she'll get that relieable replacement all right once the wedding comes through. From what I gathered, the guy sounds like that while he is a former prince, he ain't no slouth, no future tyrant, and diffently an addiquite choice. Not too rough, but not a softy either. Just right. Now, keep in mind that alot of her people's tradition, espeically marrage, is still in place, so, she's not out of the legal woods yet.
 * (Icky): And there's still the whole getting the Grand Council to okay her since, well, apart from finding Magnum and one or two instences of helping out by Magnum's request, she doesn't have much of a hero resume, and, a tiny bit of an obscurity problem, so, alot of Councilers, Jling Sling espeically, REALLY have to be impressed to make it happen. But trust me. She's in the right direction. And believe me on this fact. Those two, make a decent couple.
 * (Child #2): COOTIES!!
 * (Icky): "Hey, give it time, you'll change yer minds. Anyway, back on track."
 * Icky: "Okay, Iags, I think that call from Serpentos was a sign that it's time to get our crud togather."
 * Iago: "Oh hey, you didn't cuss a stronger word for once, what's the occation?"
 * Icky: "Well this is a flashback story this time around and we aren't allowed to swear too heavily. (Whispers) We're being told to children."
 * (The Children muttered in confusion.)
 * (Icky): "Yeeeah, I know kids, this confuses me too, and I'm the one with a sense of the 4th wall."
 * Iago: "Well, anyway, your right Ick, we should focus on the patrol. We have no idea where Qui could be."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, that is an issue. And since the Councilers coinsidently told us not to visit any planets that may or may not have a signifigent role in the future, we're limited to space travel on the far-shot hope Qui and goons are playing space travelers."
 * Iago: "Well that's because the HA are doing the planet patrols. And so far, there's nothing to report in any of those planets. Not even the really lawless ones the VA tend to tread on. It's either she's camplauge, or long skipped town."
 * Icky: "Well either way, we're almost done with our shift. One more universe and we can go home. We just have to heed Warson's advice about this system that is after this Xerus place we're in. They, warned us that it is currently under some very visitor unfriendly management. We diffenetly need to be careful around that Ti-Bell-A place."
 * Iago: "It's Tibella, and, actselly, yeah, they didn't say much though, but I'm worried that it could be something that makes Xerxes pale in comparison."
 * Icky: "Oh like anything can be worse then what Double X was doing to the Sea Squirls. If it looks like we're getting close, let's look out for patrol ships, those are usually the first things that really mess ya up."
 * Iago: "Good idea. Ya know, it be REALLY cool if we had a cloaking device."
 * (Icky): "Before the poindexter asks, remember that this was BEFORE the Van got alot of cool upgrades from Lexus. Pre-Lexus, the van stuck out like a sore thumb."
 * The Van was near the boundery between the systems as this music played.
 * Icky: "Okay Iags..... Let's be as quiet, and quick as possable. We don't know how bad these guys would be, so keep a sharp eagle-eye for patrols."
 * Iago: "Got ya."
 * Icky: "Good. Cause it's not like the minute we cross the boundery to the Tibella we ameditly get attacked by ships." (They flew in)
 * 1 minute later...
 * Icky:... Alright... Seems clear enough- (They triggered a security space buoy as it screeched a loud alarm, as the music climaxed)
 * Alarm: INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER IN TIBELLA BOUNDARIES!!! MOBILIZING ALL UNITS!!!
 * Iago:... Ow! That hurt like hell!
 * Icky: Yeah, the least those assholes can do is lower the volume levels on those things.
 * ???: (Starfighters came in through quick speed)... BRING IT DOWN!!!
 * Icky/Iago: (They were barraged with laser blasts as they began careening down toward a planet) SH********************************...
 * Icky/Iago:... ********************************T!!! (CRASH!!)
 * Icky: (They got outta the rubble)
 * Iago:... UGGH! GREAT!! UUU-UUGHH!! THIS IS TERRIFIC!! HRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!! (He got himself out of the wreckage) I got rubble in places I didn't even know I had!
 * Icky: Spare me your goddamn s***, Iago! We just crashed, survived the heat turning us into a fireball, and we're once again thanking cartoon logic for making us essentially immortal.
 * Iago: Oh, sure! BUT MAY WE FORGET THAT WASN'T THE WORST OF IT?!? (He points at the starfighters as troopers came out and pointed laser guns at them)
 * AUU Animal Soldier #1: FREEZE!!
 * AUU Animal Soldier #2: YOU EVEN BLINK, AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!
 * Iago: Really?
 * AUU Animal Soldier #3: SHUT IT, FUDGE PUMPS!!
 * Iago:... Gross, dude-
 * AUU Animal Soldier #3: I SAID SHUT IT! (He elbowed him in the chest)
 * AUU Animal Soldier #4: In the name of Whi Ner Xerus, you two are hereby- (The two laughed)... Why are you laughing?
 * Iago:... IN THE NAME OF WHO?!?
 * AUU Animal Soldier #4:... Ugh, great, more people blaspheming the name of Whi Ner- (The two laughed again)
 * Iago: (Laughs) SERIOUSLY?!? WHAT IS WITH THE PRODUCER'S WORDPLAY NAMES?!?
 * Icky: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? WHEN IT'S NOT ONE REDICULIOUS NAME, IT'S ANOTHER! I mean, no offence guys, but his name is CLEARLY a play on "Whiner", so I do NOT consider him the pinnacle of being taken seriously!
 * AUU Animal Soldier #5: You do know the last time laughed at his name, Whi Ner had his forces cut out his laugh box, shove it up his throat, pull it out of his ass, do it again with the s***-stained laugh box, and repeat it 5 more times.
 * Iago:... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
 * Icky: "Yowza. So who's the unlucky chuckles?"
 * AUU Animal Soldier #6: (Menacing gargling voice) IT WAS ME, YA' DINGBATS!!! I DON'T LAUGH NO MORE!! SO EITHER YOU D***-WIPES GET ON YOUR KNEES, OR WE'LL TEAR THEM OFF OF YOU!!
 * Icky: Okay, look, you guys likely didn't know who we are, so I'll let you off with a warning. Ya see, we're the Shell Louge Squad. We pretty much just defeated an entire villain dystopia and a really angry Salamander dude named Xerxes, so, we're not what you call pushovers, so, how's about you let us leave and- (The forces shot them into unconsciousness) DAHHHHH-HA-HA-OWW?!

Chapter 3: Planet Xerus/The Xerus Sorrowers
Later. Inside. The Poster for a certain episode was seen.
 * (Excitable kid): "Oh my gosh!? Did you died?"
 * (Icky): "..... (Sarcasticly) Yes, we died. We're pretty much the ghosts of ourselves."
 * (Amanda): "We're not strangers to sarcastsum, Mr. Icky."
 * (Icky): "But in all seriousness, no. They were frankly merciful enough to just knock us out, in alore to the stun feature. Ya know, for a group dedicated to be against outsiders, they're awfully quick to take prisoners."
 * (Amanda): "You mean, they're racist?"
 * (Icky): "Oh trust me kid. Calling them racist is just a mild compliment. They're worse then that. And you'll know soon enough why."
 * Icky and Iago came through as the Soldiers dragged them to what looks like a kinda shotty lair with a sign that reads "The Serus Xorrowers".
 * Soldier 1: "Aw nuts, they mispelled the name again?!"
 * Soldier 2: "That's the fifth time this week!?"
 * Soldier 3: "Aw no sweat. Just, switch certain letters around and it'll be perfect."
 * Icky: "..... Oh boy, Iags. Something tells me that we're gonna be dragged into something we weren't suppose to deal with."
 * Iago: "Again?! That's the sixth time this week?!"
 * (Amanda): "Wait, a situation like this is commen with you?"
 * (Icky): "Yeah, we're, kinda infamous of getting into situations we weren't meant to get into. The Pastoon Episode and Our Road to the Dragon Realms Episode are super-highlights of that.
 * Soldier 4: "Heads up guys, the aliens are awake."
 * Soldier 3: "Let'em complain all they want, once they get to.... The Head Xerus, they won't be so talkative."
 * Soldier 5: "Ohhh-ho-ho yeah! I know what you mean!"
 * Icky: "...... Something tells me this won't be a pleasent highlight in this adventure."
 * This music played.
 * The Soldiers dragged the duo into a chamber being awaited by several high-rankers wearing ropes with the Xerus Sorrower Symbols on it, as the duo were slammed to the ground before this council.
 * Counciler 1: "...... Are these the aliens that crashed here?"
 * Soldier 1: "Yes sir. And they claimed to be part of some alien heroes that defeated some kind of dystopia. They sounded like they mean business."
 * Counciler 2: "Well, judging from those two, they're obviously unimpourent weaklings. No true threat to the mission of the Xerus Sorrowers."
 * Icky: "Look, can I ask? What is your beef? I thought the Tibella system were the nasty ones. We were told Xerus was the friendly place."
 * Counciler 3: "Well..... Your not exactly wrong. You had the misfortune of meeting it's powerful, widespread, if though minority based, group that tends to correct the pro alien goverment and lead our system to be against aliens."
 * Iago: "Wait, you guys are like, a minority here? And your not even successful in taking over the planet? Then how are you able to get away with nabbing us without retaliation?!"
 * Counciler 4: "The reports say you crashed in an isloated place away from the nearest cities and were spotted by our patrols. Due to lack of goverment activity, it was the equilent of a tree falling down and nobody hearing it."
 * Icky: "Fair point. But, how are you guys able to get members when clearly this planet as a more nicer attatude torwords aliens?"
 * Counciler 5: "Admitingly, the best we got is either fellow haters, or those just looking to feed their fetish and lust for causing anarchy. As a result, we're basicly considered the weaker verson of those smug Tibella Inquizitioners."
 * Icky: "Yeah, I thought as much. Look, we obviously have no intention to come here, like, at all. We were doing a patrol to seek out a VA leader and those Tibella guys busted our van and made us crash here."
 * Counciler 6: "Well, then it's YOUR OWN FAULTS for thinking you can get away with trasspassing on their terratory without such consinquences. They're basicly like what we would've been if we had Har D Har as our leader."
 * Icky and Iago laughed?!
 * Soldier 3: "...... They seemed to be easily amused by, humoriously sounding names."
 * Council 7: "Noted."
 * Icky: "Sorry, sorry, sorry, it's just, wordplay names tickle our fancy, since people, no matter where the f*** we go, always have a problem of their parents being indecisive of naming and just doing wordplay named. Like just last week, we fought evil wizard siblings named Toggaf, Suna, Ekid, Feeuq, Bojwolb, Nemes, Odlid, Modnoc, Traf, and Dick. It was... (Scoffs) Self-explanatory why they were villains in the first place.
 * Councilor 6: You sassy birdys!
 * Icky: "Anyway, so, why is Whiner the boss?"
 * Counciler 8: "He non-stopped begged, whine, and moaned for it until his father caved-in in losing his pathence..... To Har's detriment. He was never seen again since after the failed war with the Tibella."
 * Icky: "Wow. Even Team Nefarious wouldn't be as embarrising as you guys."
 * Counciler 9: "ENOUGH TALK?! Head Master Xerus will arrive soon."
 * Icky: "(Wispers) Bet ya two bucks there's gonna be a dramtic enterenced ruin by an anti-climatic appearence and/or a funny moment like with the Prince of Ki-Gong."
 * Iago: "(Wispers) Ditto."
 * Counciler 1: "Presenting, Master Whi Ner Xerus!"
 * Wh Ner: (He was reveiled as a tubby amphibian in a dirty robe being while was seen playing a hologram gameboy.) (Speaking in a Jerry Lewis voice) Oh, huh? Wait, I'm on? Oh, uh- (Puts the game boy way as all the councilers facepalm, along with some of the soldiers, while Icky and Iago clearly look more amused then intimidated.) I, am the Mighty Whi Ner?! (Icky and Iago snickered). I know all, I see all.... But mainly on the weekdays, I'm off weekends, holidays, birthdays, game-time, off-time, when I'm not in the mood,  and when I'm away at gaming conventions. I came here with word about these two aliens and- (He trips down the stairs in simular fastion to the following video and falls ontop of a servent.)
 * Soldier 2: "Uh..... Sir? Are, you okay?"
 * Whi Ner Xerus: AW, DAMMIT!! OWWWWWW!! OWWWWWWW!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE GODDAMN MEDICAL OMNICAN!!!
 * Pterosaur-like Amphibian: (He flew in and talks to the servant Whi Ner landed on) Madam, are you alright?
 * Servant: Can't... Breath! (She fell unconscious)
 * Pterosaur-like Amphibian: Aw, man, I think she just punctured a lung.
 * Whi Ner: Eh, she'll walk it off, Riner! She always does.
 * Councilor #3: ISN'T THAT THE ONE WHO GETS BEATEN DOWN BY THE WO-
 * Whi Ner: I NEVER SAID YOU COULD SPEAK!!! Aw, dammit, look at that, my foot's already starting to swell up! Looking forward to THIS week! A f*****g swelled foot all day!
 * Icky:... (He gave the two bucks to Iago)... Worth it. I know I'm gonna like this comedic villain.
 * Whi Ner: Anyway... WHAT NERVE HAVE YOU ASSWIPES GOT TO WALTZ INTO MAH PROPERTY WITHOUT INFORMING ME?!? YOU BUTT-WIPING MUNCHES?!?
 * Icky: "Hey chillax Whiner, it's mainly an accsident. You can blame those Tibella guys making us crash here."
 * Whi Ner: "..... Oh. If it's only because you were crashed here by the Tibella, then I guess you can go free-"
 * ???: "Don't make quick judgement on them yet, my liedge."
 * A Regel Jafar-Eqsed Alternate Junjie-like Ambifian was seen coming in with an anichent staff.
 * Whi Ner: "..... Oh hey, it's my trusted vizor and uncle, Vice Master Beah Trayus."
 * Icky: "..... Please tell me I didn't missheard that."
 * Iago: "Yup.... The Guy's name is assentually "Betrayus", I mean, he also looks like a love-child between Junjie and Jafar, with frog DNA accsidenly added. That is ASKING for this guy to turn out to be the truer big bad of this adventure."
 * Whi Ner: "I always appresiate your wistom uncle, but these guys pretty much said they came here by accsident, so, we're just gonna let them go with a stern warning."
 * Master Trayus: "Well my only interest is to make sure you don't make serious mistakes. (The servent was seen being dragged away by the nurse.)..... Well..... More than already. Make no mistake, nefpew.... They may be here by accident, being that they were on a patrol that was rudely interupted by the Tibella, but heed caution. They are part of a powerful hero group that took down a powerful empire of alien villainy. And the twist of it? That too, started with an accsident. They didn't even orignally even knew about our universes until one fateful encounter with a black hole portal lead them here and brought forth a defeat of a mighty warlord of an alien world. If even the likes of THAT fell because of an accident, think about what could happen to us?! They saw our lair, heard of our intentions and know we exist?! If they leave, they'll come back stronger then ever?!"
 * Whi Ner: "Well, Uncle, it, doesn't look like they're particularly strong..... Or that creditable. They, pretty much look like a duo of birdbrains."
 * Icky: "Birdbrains?!..... Ohh, I hope that doesn't catch on a tagline."
 * (Icky): "Unfortunately, it did."
 * Master Trayus: "Perhaps, but it is always better to not take chances of that caliber. (Uses the staff to hypnotise Whi Ner) Don't you agree, Nefpew."
 * Whi Ner: "(Monotoned) I, agree."
 * Master Trayus: "You will order the two aliens to be held in the prison to be exicuted at dawn."
 * Whi Ner: "(Monotoned) I, order the two aliens to be held in the prison to be, exicuted, at dawn."
 * Master Trayus stops.
 * Master Trayus: "You are most wise and gracious, my liege. Now, run along and go back to your Holoboy."
 * Whi Ner: "(Still dazed) Yeah, sure, it was, getting boring anyway. (Brings out a holo-boy and walks off.)"
 * Icky: "(As Whi Ner walks away)..... Oh that poor man-child.... (Sternly looks at Trayus) NOT COOL, MAN?! He was gonna let us go?!"
 * Master Trayus: "Well as you saw, he doesn't exactly always have the Xerus Sorrowers' best interests in mind! He's not even entirely against aliens like the rest of the family! Even after what those otherworldly beasts DID TO US?! And the loss of our race's home planet wasn't bad enough. We Morphoids have to do a lot and sacrifice a lot to cope with indoctrination, alternate customs, and so on. So I have to use an anichent relic to, encourage him away from making mistakes as extreme as, letting any alien go because of convinences like accsidents and lost tourists. The Xerus Sorrowers may suffer a lackluster reputation, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't be taken seriously?!"
 * Icky: "Ya know, we didn't even knew you guys existed until you bum-rushed us and took us here?! And you know what? Until you showed up we wouldn't even dream of bothering you poor deluded souls because you weren't even recinised by the Grand Council.... As far as we know. But seeing how you malmitulate that poor guy into being your puppet, he CLEARLY deserves better then you guys?!"
 * Master Trayus: "And how are you going to pull that off? You are our prisoners. You'll be destroyed before you ever get the chance....."
 * Icky: "Your making a fatal mistake, buttwipe?! Whatever freaky hate group crud your doing, it's only gonna be desten for failure."
 * Master Trayus: "Is that a threat? Then I see your threat, with a planned exicution being moved from several years, to the following week. Your move."
 * Iago: "..... And that's why Shen doesn't allow you to join ambassitor trips."
 * Icky: "You know the Lougers will be concerned by our absince!"
 * Master Trayus: "True, but, that's the beauty of it! They'll sooner blame the "Villains Act" leader then an insignifigent hate group in compairison to that, or at the least the Tibella considering their reputation. Either way...... You'll never see them again. Now, take them to the prison and make sure they don't make a sound."
 * The duo are dragged away.
 * Riner, the Pterasaur Amfibian, sees the duo being dragged off and looks regretful.
 * A another clumsy guy who fell down the stairs, as he ate an unsentient insect with his stretchy spiked tongue and crashed into another servent.
 * Counciler 9: "For the sake of the gods, NURSE, COME BACK HERE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER CLIENT?!"
 * As Riner picked the other kluts up and walked away with him....
 * Riner:... Cousin?
 * Riner's Cousin: Yeah?
 * Riner:... I think I might need your help for a moment.

Chapter 4: Origin Story of Two Prejudical Jerks/The Unwilling Heist/Relly Attacks
Xerus Sorrowers Base Prison. Flashback, before it pauses when the Geeky Kid began to talk. The Flashback unpauses Present Alleyway (He spontaniously sings) Inside Grimelock's Shack Cutaway Present Elsewhere. Compartment Nighttime, A C&C restuarent. Later... Elsewhere. Back At Restaurant Later. Carus's office. Later. C&C Restaurant Breaking NEWS!!! Grime Ally. Xerus Base Meanwhile... Isloated Island XCPD HQ Elsewhere. Uncharted Island Xerus Sorrowers HQ
 * Icky and Iago are seen in a sound-proof cage, as sound can only be heard via an in-cell communication device.
 * Riner arrived, still looking regretful, and sees the duo, and picks up the simular device and proceeds to use it.
 * Riner (Through the device): "Hey, listen, I'm sorry about what you two are going through. Whi is usually nicer then this, it's just he is growing up in a toxic evioment and-"
 * Icky (Heard through the device): "Yeah, we already figured since his uncle went Jafar on him. The worse Whiner is, well, is being abit of a spoiled priss. He clearly deserves better then the "Xerus Sorrowers"..... So, mac, can you, shed some light about what's going on?"
 * Voice: "Ya don't need to explain, Riner."
 * Riner gasped and see what looks like an ordenary Xerus Soldier, until closer expection reveils a beautiful human-sized mantis creature with Grasshopper legs came in.
 * Riner: "..... Oh thank god it's just you. I thought you were someone who's gonna vrat on me. Glad you got my call."
 * Icky (Through the Device): "Hey wait, who's she?"
 * Riner: "A one of a kind Grasstone."
 * Grasstone: "(Takes the device) So..... I take it you just witness two of the biggest hate groups of both the Xerus and the Tibella systems."
 * Iago: "Well, obviously. How did these guys came to be?"
 * Grasstone: "Well..... It all started because of a powerful alien allience that didn't took kindly to two very rude kings. Saying the allience's name is forbidden, so, we mainly call them "The Allience"."
 * (Geeky Kid): "Question..... Was this allience with the forbidden name happened to be the USRA?"
 * (Silence)...
 * (Icky): "....... I wish to reply with a sarcastic remark but.... Sometime after we gotten to hear the name, me and Iags did some reshearch on their names and looked up any relation to the Xerus and the Tibella and..... Well.... The Story is about to kick-in the really controverseal jazz."
 * This music plays.
 * (Grasstone): The two sides have different viewpoints of this alliance. We, are the ones who support the allience. The Xerus Group and The Tibella Inquisition? They... HATE them. Why? Well, both have silular but still different reasons. Both Xerus and Tibella families were under the rule of kings. The self-rightious Tibellas used to have a king who believed that the family was destened to all all universes. Thing is, they won't accept native co-leaders, so, by proxy, that made the Tibellas a threat to the allience, who deemed the king a tyrant cause, in proxy, he was basicly out to congure worlds in a practical sense and by logic dictations, was out to destroy the alliance because the beliefs say they have to. The Xerus King, however, was pretty much a greedy gus and wanted to make his family rich through all of the universes money. You can imagine that the allience wasn't kind to neither of these powerful families. But while we're lucky the Xerus family ended up being a joke, unfortunately, the Tibella, as you may've heard, the ones more successful in creating a mini-racist dystopia. It didn't help the Xerues family even more that the Xerus Sorrowers are more sorroweful to themselves with Whi Ner enchanged of them.
 * (Icky): Yeah, we heard that he gotten it through being whiney as all underworld! Whiner is clearly a master at being a crybaby who essentially took the 'annoy people into accepting' method to worse extremes. And I HAD A WITCH OF A SISTER! I know how bad that can be! My sister Yucky always did that to me alot when we were hatchlings. This guy is such a needy spoiled brat. I'm surprise this group is not already long disbanned by now.
 * (Grasstone): Well, as long as Trayus is around, the Xerus Group can survive many disbansions because he's basicly Whi Ner's only sense of confidence. Otherwise, these guys shouldn't even still exist in a world with a pro-allience regime. That's why myself, and my two native friends Riner and his cousin Siner are keeping our eye on these guys as part of a mission from the Monistairy in Aie Prog to make sure the Xerus group NEVER become a new Tibella Inquizition uprising. And so far..... It's, actselly easy. It's only the matter of getting rid of Trayus is the true issue.
 * (Iago): Question! If Beah Trayer had that hypnosis ability, then why didn't he convince Whi Ner to... Well... Stop being a whiner and give the leader position to it's rightful person? Seems kinda like an intentional strategy flaw if you ask me.
 * (Riner): Well, thing is, he DID wanted to do that, but obviously Har D Har is still missing, so, even as much as everyone would like Trayus to do that, he can't because Whi Ner is currently the only leader until otherwise. It's litterally something they can't help with right now.
 * (Iago): Dude, let's worry more on the fact that his name is assentually "BETRAYUS"?! He sounds like he's gonna be a recipe for disaster with a name like that.
 * (Riner): Can you blame him? He's one of the elderly people whose father witnessed the destruction of the planet Morphus. Whi Ner was just someone who cannot accept reality, and that you can't have everything you want, so he uses the 'annoyance' tactic on a daily basis. Everyone who refuses, has to deal with his whining until they comply. It's a FAR better way to deal with the insubordinate without killing or firing them.
 * (Grasstone): Anyway, thankfully, the Tibella hate the Xerus Sorrowers for the war the Tibella singlehandly and, almost anti-climanticly won and exsiled the dimwits to their own system to make sure they don't have anything to do with them ever again.
 * (Icky): "Well gee, you would think their hatred for the allience would bring them closer to togather."
 * (Grasstone): "Keep in mind. The Xerus King, wanted to get rich as all universes' detriment. That included the Tibella system. While the Tibella want to subugate all universes because of their king's misfired fantasy. That included the Xerus's home system. Their differences, thankfully outwaight simularities."
 * (Icky): "Just like the villain teams back in our home universes, they're united by Darkspawn, but devided by who's the best one. In that case, then this will be easy if they're too xenophobic to even those who would share their hatered?!"
 * (Riner): "Well, the Xerus group anyway, but trust me, the Tibella are what they would've been if they had Har D Har instead. The Tibella system is redused to a outsider unfriendly mess litterally in a week after they took the system from the rightful rulers. At least the worse the Xerus group can be, is something that worked against any tourisum for the planet alone. For as long as Trayus stays an adviser, we don't have to worry about the Xerus group ever getting serious."
 * (Icky): Well, spoiler alert! I think Trayus may soon betray the poor Whiner and take the Xerus group into a new direction.
 * (Riner): I doubt that. He is too loyal to the wishes of his brother-in-law to ever do that.
 * (Icky): Bet you I'm right. Loyalty can be fading, espeically if it's a smart dude like Trayus, taking orders from an idiot like Whi Ner, espeically if he's an annoying idiot! He's obviously not gonna be a guy of the family forever, espeically since you said brother in law, he's not even in the same family as him, so that makes him even more likely!
 * (Riner): "Well if he IS like that, he should've done it the first chance he got?!"
 * (Icky): "A guy like him is too smart to act too soon when it's expected. They like to earn everyone's trust before they do something to make the old lead unreliable to get rid of at their leasure. Trust me, those kind of advisers are sneaky snakes like that."
 * (Grasstone): We should worry about Trayus' true goals later in a better time. Now then, as I was saying, with Whi Ner under Trayus' bad influence, we worry our fight with the Xerus Sorrowers will turn more harder. We know that Beah Trayer is keeping these guys fighting, and making Whi Ner reasonable in his approach in Xerus eyes. He's basicly a secondary smarter brain in a retarded snake.
 * (Icky): Well trust me, I bet soon the smarter brain will wipe out the retarded one soon enough and make a proper snake out of the Xerus group yet. Believe me in this miss, people with mind-control usually don't use that s*** for good, espeically if it's to control a hate group, even a not very serious one like the Xerus Sorrowing Losers. Things like the Imperius curse and s*** aren't acceptable for a reason. It makes people do things against their free will.
 * (Grasstone): In fair arguement to the Xerus Group, Whi Ner's free will is NOT in acceptable terms. It's why they're not a true threat to the allience like the Tibella Inquizition is to the point that they aren't even properly acknowledged by them other then being a minor nusence. It's why Trayus does what he is doing.
 * Grasstone: He does it to make sure the Xerus group doesn't end up even more lackluster then it already currently is. In the council's eyes, it's what the Xerus Group needs to survive.
 * Icky: Well that's find if they want to keep the poor guy being the death of them, but.... Two wrongs don't make a right. If you're struggling in a fight, then you shouldn't resort to ethically-questionable powers. What if he starts using that on more than just Mr. Whiny Ruler?
 * Grasstone: "That's why I'm here. To make sure that doesn't happen. As you may've guessed, I'm not really a Xerus member."
 * Iago: "We noticed then you talk nicely about this allience thing. Way to do go Star Wars Episode 4 on these guys."
 * Grasstone: "As such, I am on an undercover mission sent by the monistairy to monitor the Xerus Group. And we do worry about Trayus' true loyalty. Thankfully, that's where you two come in. If you can be able to expose Trayus as the traitor you claim him to be, it will leave Whi Ner and the others too distruaght to function if he is proved too dishonest to trust. It will doom the Xerus group to a periment disbansion. If you can succeed..... Then your just what I need to help against the Tibella Inquizition."
 * Icky: "Well, we may as well deal with these chumps first anyway. They're unlikely to let us go even if we had no wishes to mess with them. Besides, that Trayus guy is up to something."
 * Grasstone: "Good. Riner, I want you to help these two through this. Keep me posted."
 * Riner: "Well, I'm still sure Trayus is not that dispicable, but, if he is up to something, then Whi deserves better then him! I'll see what I can do."
 * Grasstone: "Good. I'll retreat back to Aie Prog. When your finished, I'll come back with new instructions. (She vanishes in the shadows.)....."
 * Iago: "...... I, have a feeling she's gonna be quite a bada....... A really cool character."
 * Icky: "So, Rine, how are you gonna get us out?"
 * Riner: "Well that's the thing. Me and Sin are only servents, we're not allowed to carry keycards, it's so misguided or disloyal servents are no help to anyone."
 * Icky/Iago: "FIGURES?!"
 * Riner: BUUUUUUUUUUT, that doesn't mean we NEED em!
 * Icky:... What?
 * Riner: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Siner had a thermal detonator, which he used to blow them out of their cells as they escaped, and an alarm was heard)
 * Voice: Warning! The DNAR fields in Cell 72 have no genetic signature. Prisoners have escaped. Mobilizing all units.
 * Riner:... Blasted DNAR fields!
 * Iago: The f***'s a DNAR field?
 * Riner: DNA-Recognition field. It's used by cells to detect when the programmed genetic signature of the prisoner isn't there.
 * Siner: So we should probably start flying... NOW! (They took off from the isloated base in the woods and eventually appeared into the expansive Xero City as this music played and they were being chased by Xerus Sorrower Forces, which they themselves began to get chase by the city's true enforcers)
 * Xerus Soldier #1: STOP IMMEDIATELY!!
 * Xerus Soldier #2: WE'LL SHOOT YOU DOWN, BOYS!!!
 * Xerus Soldier #3: THE POOR SERVANTS HAVE BEEN MIND-DRUGGED BY THE TIBELLA SPY!!! KILL EM' LIKE THE REST!!!
 * Iago: DUDE, WHAT THE F***?!?
 * Riner: The mind-control serums used here have a habit of permanent affliction. That compliments the Tibella Inquisition's ingenuity. But at least it keeps us double agents.
 * Siner: Yeah, but now's not the time to banter, now's the time to FLY LIKE HELL!!!! (They did so as they barely dodged lightning-fast laser blasts)
 * XC Policemen: "Sir we got a bunch Xerus Sorrower Milita chasing two naked aliens and two defecter servents, we assume the worse. Shots are being fired, milita clearly being hostile."
 * Communicater: "Don't lose those soldiers NOR the escapees they're after! Those poor souls could be key to getting another shot of taking down the Xerus Sorrowers, for good this time?! Take down the soldiers and secure the escapees safely."
 * XC Cop: "Roger that. All units be advised."
 * Icky: S***, S***!! THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!!!
 * Riner: TAKE COVER IN THE CITY!!! THEY'LL HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING US!! (They did so)
 * The Xerus Soldiers began to exspearience fire from the city enforcers!
 * Soldier 1: "DAMN?! THE FUZZ?!"
 * Soldier 2: "FALL BACK?! FALL BACK?!"
 * The Soldiers began retreating as the cops gave out more shots!
 * XC Cop LT: "AND STAY OUT OF THIS CITY, YOU HATEFUL MILITA SCUM?!"
 * Soldier 3: "WE'RE NOT ALL XENOPHOBES?!"
 * XC Cop LT: "BEING IN IT AS ANARCHISTS DOESN'T HELP?!"
 * The Soldiers are long far away.
 * XC Cop LT: "..... They'll be back, but more prepared. Find those escapees and bring them to the commissioner. They're likely frighten so approuch cautiously. They may've mistaken the Xerus Group as how this planet works."
 * This music played
 * Icky: (He and the other three arrived in a dark alley)... Whew! Thank God, we lost them!
 * Riner: Yeah, THAT was a slick move. But you SHOULD know that there are criminals in these alley ways.
 * Icky: When ISN'T that the case? But... This seems to be-
 * Iago: If you trigger karma again, I will kick your d*** into next Thursday!
 * ???: (A song on a radio was playing)
 * Siner:... Aw, dammit! We're in Grimelock Alley! I THOUGHT this place was familiar!
 * Icky: Why, what's wrong?
 * Siner: Just hide! (They did so as three feline-weasels animals came in)
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #1: Ahhh! Here we are, boys! Home sweet home! Grimelock Alley! (He smashed a beer bottle) The garbage, the gunky stuff, the aromas! (Sniffs it all in and cackles)
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #2: You know, jackass, ya' didn't have to wipe your wreaking feet on MY body!
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #3: You did it first, s***-sicle!
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #2: Well, at least MINE are not as dirty as YOURS! Seriously, where do you go barefoot like that?!?
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #3: We're freaking animals! Things like that hardly mean ANYTHING to us!
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #2: Yeah, but at least I'd take a foot bath every once in a while!
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #3: I see you licking them clean, as if you're a freaking foot fetishist! Sicko!
 * Feline-Weasel Creature #2: YOU SON OF A GRUTT!! (They both fought)
 * Icky: (They peeked inside)... I take it this is almost supposed to be an exception of the anti-catism rule?
 * Iago: Well, they aren't TECHNICALLY cats, as opposed to AUU.....?
 * Siner: Felinels. A strange missing link between felines and mustelids. Here, they are close on the evolutionary chain.
 * Icky: "No kidding. So, they're like, alley-cat-weasels?
 * Siner: In their non-sentient variants, they are seen rarely as pets, and mostly seen as pests.
 * Icky: "Yeesh! Next you'll be telling me there'll be things like sewer octopi or something crazy like that. Or what is, octopuses? Eh, f*** it, octopi!"
 * (Icky): "And alchourse, Mieber would provide that in karmatic fastion."
 * Siner: Anyway, that's Mister Grimelock! One of the toughest criminals this side of Xero City.
 * Icky: Pbbt, we fought villains that would make mince meat out of guys like him. He doesn't look that bad.
 * Riner: They're GOOD brawlers. Especially when Grimelock shows off to his girlfriend, the conniving and albeit VERY attractive and kickbutt, Sashana.
 * Icky: How 'kickbutt' are we talking about?
 * Riner: She's a Felinel burglar and legendary thief.
 * Iago: Well, I guess having a criminal roof over our heads can keep us safe from those Xerus Sorrower scumbags.
 * Siner: Fair to warn you, Grimelock is touchy about visitors. Espeically outsiders. He's not as bad about it as the Sorrowers, but, he was inconvinenced by them once or twice. He grew to avoid aliens as a result, just to stay clear from the Sorrowers' wrath. He has grown aggressive around Sorrower servents as well. This one guy he got his paws on, had his tail shoved up his butt, and pulled out of it-
 * Iago: My God, how do you guys DO this kinda physically impossible methods of torture?!?
 * Icky: It's a cartoon like our universes, Iag, don't question it.
 * ???: Fellas, fellas, fellas. (An unbelievably attractive felinel similar to Mehitabel was seen coming in from behind the group) You look like you got lost. Cause I'm pretty sure any servents of Xerus would stay out of this place. And on top of that, you had to bring some aliens here? Aren't your masters usually hateful of such people?
 * Siner: YAAH!! Sashana! Wow, your breasts are looking- I mean, uh, (Chuckles)... Okay, look, we only came here by lack of choice. Turns out, we weren't actually servents to the Xerus. We were native undercover agents for a resistence force from Tibella, and we busted these guys out.
 * Sashana: Save the explamentions boys. It matters little if you stopped being patsies to those xenophobe losers. Fact of the matter is, you still brought aliens here. And that's gonna lead to trouble for us. We warned you not to come here again after how you nearly got us busted!
 * Siner: In our defence, it was purely an accsident. We didn't mean to bust your alien evacuation operation from the Xerus Group slave compound.
 * Sashana: Well it still set us back a lot.
 * Icky: "Wait, you two know this chick more then by name?"
 * Riner: "We were once small time patsies for her gang when they tried to evacuate aliens from the Xerus slavery compound, until we were scared by Xerus soldiers into exposing them. We've been in bad tidings ever since."
 * Icky: "Figures. These guys are assentually anti-hero robinhoods and ya peeved them off."
 * Iago: "Look, lady, if it helps, we plan to knock the Xerus group down a peg, so if ya let us hide out-"
 * Sashana: Don't think I don't know who you handsome chaps are. You're clearly the otherworlders who took down a powerful villain empire. If your a threat to them, who's to say you can be used against us by over-zealious law enforcers? Don't take it personal boys.... Just business. (She cartoonishly grabbed them by the snouts/beaks)
 * This music played.
 * Grimelock: QUEENS AND TOMS!!! I am happy to tell you, that we have made it to our ultimate meal ticket! As you know, the new C&C restaurant in Queensbury is going to be open soon. And the holy grail? (He shows them a large device on a holopad)... The latest model in the C&C synthesizer market. I have FINALLY answered the problems for our filthy cuisine. Especially my adopted son, whose hoping to be a stepson soon once I FINALLY hit it off with Sashana, who is always picky and whining about having good food to the point where he... Well...
 * Grimelock's Son: (He was a small feloot kitten seen in a situation like this) YOINK!!
 * Waiter: SACCLE ZUL, THIEF!!!
 * Grimelock:... Doesn't go very well. So, THAT, my friends, is why I am giving to you, THIS technimigizmo, to ensure, that we NEVER have to eat garbage again! WHO'S WITH ME?!? (Everyone cheers)
 * ???: I'd say, SOME aren't! (Sashana came in and threw the four in front of him)
 * Grimelock:... Well, well, looks like SOME little Xelp has been ignoring our warning!
 * Siner: Sir, this is a BIG misunderstanding! We were chased here, by the Xerus Sorrowers-
 * Grimelock: (He spit out his beer)... XERUS SORROWERS?! (Everyone panicked to where they did comedic things) EVERYONE, SHUT UP!!! (They did so)... It's clear what we have to do!
 * Icky: Let us go and never speak of this again?
 * Grimelock: (He slaps him) Hell, no!
 * Iago: Kill us? (He was slapped) OW!
 * Grimelock: No!.... Well, actselly.... Normally, yes! You HAVE seen TOO much, and BROUGHT too much! But given the bounty you guys somewhat possess... We're gonna give those bastards EXALCTLY what they want!
 * Icky: "Wait, hold up, but, aren't the Xerus guys your enemies? Why do them any favors like turning us over? Won't they still treat you guys like crap reguardless?"
 * Grimelock: "HA! Who's said we're gonna give the REAL deals? We'll just clone you guys, give the clones to them, then have you two nude-os evacuated to a better planet as we always do."
 * Icky: "Wait, but what about all that stuff about you not liking on dealing with aliens?"
 * Grimelock: "I just say that to keep the Xerus Buttholes off my case?! Look, we may be crooks, but we're not ABSOLUTE bad guys! We just like to do what we please! Ya see, I used to be an honest business men who thrived on the tourest industry. BUT THOSE DIRTY XENOPHOBES KEPT SCARING AWAY BUSINESS?! Alot of us came from businesses that thrive from tourisum! Now, we have to turn crooks to either help ourselves, or the aliens we are trying to bust out. At least until things get betta."
 * Icky: "Ya sure? What about that stuff you said about being a con man?"
 * Grimelock: "Ahhhh, don't worry, that's part of an old song I saw on the Omninet once. It's darn catchy. It's about this rouge Feloot who.... Dahh, why am I boring you with details, how's about you join us to rob the new upcoming C&C place?"
 * Iago: "Look, mack, we don't do robbing places, even if it's so you don't have to eat garbage no more."
 * Grimelock: "I get it, I get it, your heroes, but, here me out. While the Xerus are unsuccessfull in taking over the planet, they did the next worse thing: THEY TOOK OVER THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY?!"
 * Icky/Iago: "We ARE talking about the same guys under the leadership of a whiny cry baby, right?"
 * Grimelock: "Whi Ner? Oh don't worry, he's harmless. IT'S HIS BASTURD NON-BLOOD UNCLE I'M TALKING ABOUT?! He has agents take over from the rightful business providiers and left them held up in the Xerus base, to use food industries to spy on would-be targets. Employies are replaced with automatic bots designed to rat out alien visitors so they can calulate the best chance to strike at the poor sots?! We plan to rob the restaurent REAL good to give food to our guests in the hidden compairment place right under our feet. The fact we get to eat something other then trash is just a finder's fee."
 * Icky: "Well that's fine and all, but do you have proof that there's tattlebots involved in those businesses?"
 * Intimidating looking robots with hidden Xerus Sorrowers marks are everywhere in every business in the city, even in the portapotties.
 * Icky and Iago looked in shock.
 * Icky: "..... Holy moly, these guys DO have the business wire covered?!"
 * Grimelock: "Told ya! So, would ya help us."
 * Icky: "..... Note that if this ends up making the Lougers look bad, I WILL have to call you out!"
 * Grimelock: "Well your planning to take down the Xerus Group, ain't ya? That'll be ONE heck of a redemption over taking food from a multi-universeal restaurent of which a certain branch is CLEARLY under unsavery control."
 * Icky: ".... Okay, we're in. But ONLY until we can be able to find a way to bust The Xerus."
 * Grimelock: "I know of an alien who's trying just that in the compartment. He is REALLY angry at those haters!"
 * Icky: "Well great, we're going in the right direction."
 * Sashasa: "Great we have your support, darling."
 * Icky: "HOWEVER! I wanna be able to do it in a way that doesn't freak civilians out AND gets us spotted by the bots!"
 * Grimelock: "Ahhh, subtlety you want, is it? Sashasa DOES subtlety! We'll strike the night before it opens! The Xerus controled C&C branch won't know what hit it!"
 * Iago: Wonderful! But know this, lady! If this turns out to be a trap because you guys really ARE con artists, then you're gonna be VERY sorry!
 * Sashasa: Noted. I shall introduce you to our compartment friend.
 * Icky: (They went down as a familiar buzzing sound was heard, as well as aggressive sounds, swears, and the sound of video games being played)... I... Wow! Another Hymenovespula?
 * Sashula: Close, but no. (The figure revealed herself to be a Cunone-Hymenovespula hybrid as she growled)
 * Icky/Iago: JIMINY CRICKET!!!
 * Riner: Oh, dear!
 * Hybrid: (She grabbed her gun, and pointed at them, aving a Mercedes McCainbridge) ALRIGHT, WHO THE F***-SAUCE DO YOU ASSHOLES THINK YOU ARE TO INTERRUPT ME DURING THE NEW UNDER THE LAW XV GAME, SHOW UP BUTT-NAKED, AND BRING THOSE TWO IDIOTS WITH YOU?!? I'M GONNA PAINT MY ROOM WITH YOUR BLOOD WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU D***-WIPES!!!
 * Icky: (Whispering to Iago) Yeesh, cranky much?
 * Hybrid: (She zipped to him) WHAT?!?
 * Icky NOTHING, SPARE MY MONEYMAKER!!!
 * Sashana: Zorra, these four are here on business concerning helping take down the Xerus Sorrowers, which given your experience in the alliance, you would be happy to hear?
 * Hybrid (Zorra):... (She stands down) Go on, then!
 * Icky: "Look, these guys say you know a thing or two about hurting the Xerus Group."
 * Zorra: "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzow! Do I?! I have been going after those basturds ever since they kidnapped me from my parents?! They tried to turn me into a private freak show until I escaped?! I have been living here ever since. Speaking of which, Has Grimelock started that C&C raid yet, or did those Xerus Sorrower Double-Agent Bots scared him off again?"
 * Sashana: "We set that to the night before the opening."
 * Iago: "Okay, we saw Trayus have some kind of magical stick. You know what that is."
 * Zorra: "It wasn't easy cause it's an obscure one, but I managed. (She pulled down a fancy computer and began typing and showed a page to Trayus' staff.) It is an anchent Controlarus Staff from the destroyed planet of the Xerus family race. A faverite item by the mind-mender Controlarus."
 * Icky: "What was that guy like?"
 * Zorra: As mean as you'd assume a guy with mind-control could be.
 * Icky: That's what I thought.
 * Zorra: The guy essentially had a LOT of influence on magical mind-control long before the infamous Maesters made things like the illegal mind-control implants, serums, and drones. Things like both of them are why mind control are so restricted. People with that kind of power usually use them selfishly. Controlarus Xerus was no exception. He was essentially a master of turning people against each other. He did it for so long, he could not be stopped. Anyone who tried had been merely turned against their own lives and turned into his pawns. He just ruined people's lives, and tricked the ruined souls into siding with him as a pawn. It wasn't until the truth of his power was revealed by people the mere second they were defeated that his reign ended forever, and all of his relics and power were taken from him while he was sent to a maximum security prison for life. He died of old age there. Since then, one of these relics was fond by Trayer, and he used it to bring balance to his imbalanced guild. He's also why they're able to take over the business industry in secret in subsitute to conquest since, the pro-allilence regime made an anti-allience conquest all but impossable.
 * Icky: "Well we want to take down the Xerus Group before Trayus desides to perimentally retire that poor whiny retard and make the Xerus group more dangerious. We need to snag that Controlerus staff."
 * Zorra: "Well if you do, then don't worry about being made to going back to the Xerus Base. He owns a private mansion in an isloated island guarded by pet guard rogs and bot and drone security forces. But that doesn't mean any Xerus Enforcer would always be absint. Esepically not now when Trayus is having a meeting with the Xerus Council to talk about, likely you guys considering you escaped from them. So, expect an additional security surplus from choosen Xerus Soldiers."
 * Icky: "Not too easy, but not impossably hard. The right around amount of challnage."
 * (Icky): "Just the way MSM likes it."
 * (Kids): "Huh?"
 * (Icky): "Sorry, forget you hear that part."
 * Zorra: "Just be careful of one thing! While unsentient, the staff does know when it is being touched by anyone not it's master, and will become rediculiously heavy."
 * (Deadpool): "LIKE THOR'S HAMMER?!"
 * (Icky): "Dang it, Deadpool, get out of here?!"
 * (Deadpool): "Relax, I'm only doing my occational camio anyway. It's just about done. Besides, word on the street is, IM'A GOIN TO THE MEMEVERSE CUZ' ABRIDGED NAPPA JUST GOT ME A DATE WITH CELL!!! It's gonna be awesome! Expect to see it on YouTube in a few days. Anyway, LATER?! (Poofs)."
 * (Icky): "..... Pretend that part didn't happen kids."
 * Iago: "So how are we suppose to take it if it'll know that we aren't a Xerus?"
 * Zorra pulls out some speicalsied gloves.
 * Zorra: "These are speicalised tec-gloves I designed to be able to imitate a Xerus' DNA."
 * Icky: "But the guy's only a Xerus by marrage."
 * Zorra: "I considered that. That's why I made sure it can accreately simulate Trayus' DNA. Besides, the staff, once it thinks it's in the hand of a true Xerus, it has to be willingly given back to Trayus to restore his control of it. If Trayus tries to take it back forcefully, it won't work for him and be too heavy to lift."
 * (Deadpool): ALSO LIKE THOR'S HAMMER!!!
 * (Icky/Iago): DEADPOOL!!!!
 * (Deadpool): Outey! (Poof!)
 * (Icky): (Shrugs)
 * Icky: "So, any, arbatary warning about thing being exspearimental?"
 * Zorra: "Trust me, I well perfected it. But if it's a caution you want, be careful around water or anything lidquid. It's not protected against lidquids."
 * Icky: "No prob, then we'll keep the thing as dry as physically possable."
 * Zorra: Won't be easy, I'm afraid. This is not just ANY island. It's the island where the Statue of Strength is located, hidden within a water-drenched environment with ocean labs that study Xerus artifacts so Trayus can utilize them. That's one of the many things he married the Xerus family for, you know.
 * Siner: Yeah, we got that.
 * Zorra: So yeah, if you don't know what rogs are, then here's what they look like. (She shows them a terrifying alien/dog-like breed of them as they look like Dobermans, German Shepherds, Boxers, and Rottweilers, and being as large as Great Danes)...
 * Icky:... Holy s***!
 * Iago: They're dogs on steroids.
 * Zorra: As well has heavily trained. These rogs were modifived to do things normal rogs can't do, like athletics and things normally done by bipedial thinsg. And worse off, the machines are equally as dangerous. The Omnican guards are your first concern. Accurate pulse attacks for stunning, accurate laser fire for killing, and have unique Omnican senses. The Drones are the same, but are smaller, more aerial, and provide support for the Omnican guards.
 * Icky:... What IS an Omnican, really?
 * Zorra: The most sentient robot ever built. Having a soul, feelings, everything a living being would have, thanks to having the most complex positronic brain models ever. They resemble them so much, that even if they could be repaired after 'death', they would be gone and behave like a normal robot.
 * Iago:... Like Wall-E.
 * Zorra: What?
 * Iago: Never mind that. These machines seem pretty special.
 * Zorra: Oh, unbelievably. They had several periods fighting for their independence, after realizing how sickening the infamously controversial 'robots are slaves/proptery/not breathing living things' saying that has been extinct, yet still relevant, for nearly a while. The Omnicans proved that machines and living beings are equal, especially since those times during the ages of the higher beings when organic lifeforms became machines, and became essentially what is known as the mythical 'Robons', capable of amazing feats. Now by all means, Omnicans useally have a very strong sense of morals. Alas, Trayus made sure that won't be a problem thanks to a very strong loyalty program instailed in them that keeps them from revolting as badly as the Omnicans in Tibella. He really learned from the Tibella Omnican revolt well and made sure that doesn't happen to the Xerus Group. Omnicans told those stories as if they were the story of Arbasus Kraan, and it warmed many people's hearts.
 * Icky:... Is Arba-
 * Iago: Yes, moving on.
 * Zorra: So, they can be smarter than living beings, and more. It's best you be on your toes when encountering an Omnican programmed to guard or kill. And remember, the loyalty program would make it difficult to reason with them to their better character, so don't bother trying to reason with them! Avoid them and the guard rogs, at all costs, and if you can, try to destroy all of Trayer's stolen relics, so they cannot be used for evil ever again.
 * Icky: "Well that depends: Are they indestructable?"
 * Zorra: "To conventional weapons, yes. But they can be able to destroy eachother."
 * Icky: "Well just in case, what's the next best thing if wrecking them's out of the question, like the guy making sure even that won't work because he used one them being capable of making a spell of true inviniably on them."
 * Zorra: "Then here's your plan B just in case. (Brings out a small chest.) This item is an artifact sucker. An Anichent Yateron device used to seal up dangerious weapons and artifacts. They're perfect for holding things as powerful as the Xerus artifacts espeically. Heck, they used modern contentuations to hold some truely nasty things, like the Bruud espiecally."
 * Icky: "Wha-"
 * Zorra: "You don't wanna know. Trust me."
 * Icky: "Based on your reaction, I trust those things aren't good things to know about. So, last question: Where's the island?"
 * Zorra: "Again, it's on an isloated island so isloated, it doesn't even have a name, it's location is not well-documented and charted in the official maps. But fortunately, it is mapped in Xerus Group maps. And one is likely held in the C&C branch unfortunately in Xerus Group control. So all the more reason to see the heist through."
 * Iago: Well, as long as it doesn't make us look bad.
 * Zorra: I assure you, in return for your aid, you will be well rewarded, not just with keeping your recent legacy as it is. It's what my father's race would've wanted after their rebellion put up a DAMN good fight.
 * Icky: Well, is there anything else we need to know?
 * Zorra: Well, the security has a leader. One of the strongest Omnican fighters from the Omnican Tibella rebelion. He's called Relly, after his famous scientist creator. He was the finest leaders the Tibella Omnicans can ask for.
 * Icky:... Care to give more detail?
 * Zorra: (She shows the picture of Relly himself, as he was a 4-armed robot with strong shiny armor, is Overwatch-Omnic-like in design, has 6 eyes, and an amazingly-tall scale) This, is one of the best, and worst, models to come out of the war. He has an illegal adaptive reactor. This allows him to adapt his body to anything thrown at him through digital reconstruction, and essentially become unstoppable. He has literally every form of weapon attack imaginable, and can be augmented over time. Also, he adapts through learning. He can learn through every moment spent fighting him.
 * Iago:... That seems a little overkill.
 * Zorra: I know! But when you fight for freedom and equality, you take extreme risks and awaken the glories of science at it's finest. He became the last of his kind when the Tibella Inquizition really wrecked them thanks to sneaky tactics they could't adapt to in time. He was a surviving out the Tibella shot into space to make sure they can never be reblicated. Thus, the poor war-hero of a bot was captured and collected by The Xerus Sorrowers, who subugated him into the same loyalty program, thus implemented him into the commander of their armed forces, organic or otherwise. Take my advice when you are ever at the island. Don't bother trying to fight or reason with him with the loyalty program in place. Just avoid contact.
 * Icky:... Sounds a little too cowardly.
 * Zorra: Well it's either that, or die...... Horrorably.
 * Iago: "Can't argue with that."
 * Zorra: "But don't worry, he only goes where the higher ups are, there's only pretty basic bots in the controled businesses, so, it shouldn't be STUPIDLY hard."
 * Icky: "So, when do we get into the C&C place?"
 * Zorra: "Well, the sun's already setting, so, around tonight."
 * This music played as Non-Omnican bots were guarding the place.
 * Icky, Iago, and Sashana were hiding in the shadows.
 * Icky:... So... You sure this will be as easy as any heist in good guy standards?
 * Sashana: You might say that. Relly shouldn't be here since he only guards the most important of the Sorrowers.
 * Icky: "So who are they gonna send?"
 * Sashana: "Actselly, they shouldn't be sending nobody here. Since the money never goes into Xerus Sorrower budgeting to avoid suspition with the Currencty troupe, the Xerus Group, actselly don't care about what happens to the controlled businesses."
 * Icky: "..... Okay, being underdogs is one thing, but NEGLECTENT underdogs?! And these guys weren't stopped ages ago, WHY?!"
 * Sashana: Well they didn't ALWAYS had Whi Ner around as leader. But even then the compident leaders neglected the controled restaurents. Since it neither benifits them or wuld injure them if anything happens, why bother with overkill security that'll end up being too expendsive and wasteful of useful bots to just have them guard something you don't even care for that much.
 * Iago:... So... We have nothing to worry about, then?
 * Sashana: Pretty much, yeah.
 * Icky: "...... If the Xerus group really are this lousy, then those Tibellas REALLY better pick up the slack when we go after them."
 * Iago: Look let's not complain about the producer's desitions and make this work reguardless.
 * Sashana: Now... These robots, though not Omnican, are still just as formidable. Security technology in the robot department is really straight forward. Most robots in our UUniverses use a positronic brain. One of the greatest in artificial brain technology invented by the father of robotics himself, Isser Asimsky. The Omnicans have the most advanced models, while some like these, act as a matching simulation to sentient brains. It can allow them to develop and learn, as well as develop raw emotions, and slowly grow into a sentience of their own. In regards to these models, their positronic brains are focused solely on combat experience. Programmed to adapt in combat, think strategically like a living being, and essentially be formidable in the face of danger. This makes them unpredictable, even to their creators.
 * Icky: Well, we get the idea. But we do know a few ways to beat a robot. 1. Confuse it to self-termination by introducing it to something that it cannot compute, 2. Cause it to glitch to death by tricking it into going to the Missingno. zone, where things like a rebellious phase cause it to try to call non-existent data, and 3....
 * Sashana: Emp!
 * Iago:...You mean EMP?
 * Sashana: Nah, much of us in Xero City and any other metropolitan area just use a slang. Emp.
 * Icky:... That's weird.
 * Sashana: I know. I've been looking at to examples of it for a while.
 * Iago: Ohh, sick burn.
 * Sashana: (Takes out an EMP grenade) Let's just make this count. We need to gather a large enough crowd so we can take them out in a quick fell swoop so we can't be overwealmed.
 * Icky: "Then your gonna need a distraction. Me and Iags are masters of it."
 * Sashana: "Ya sure you wanna do that darling? I basicly said earlier that these bots aren't stupid. Even if your in an elaborate disguise, they'll still see you as intruders and catch you."
 * Icky: Who said we were using a disguise?
 * Icky: (He sings this to the robots with changed lyrics involving target practice)
 * Icky/Iago:... AAAAAAARGGGGH!!! (He flew as the jet-booted robots chased after them)
 * Robot #1:... Morons. This is CLEARLY a diversion.
 * Robot #2: Yeah. Let's just stay and guard the- (Sashana knocked them out as a 'FYYOOOOMM' shutdown sound was heard)
 * Sashana:... I'm starting to wonder what kind of heroes the Lodgers are.
 * Icky and Iago got chased by the bots straight into a dark tunnel.
 * Icky's voice: "AND CUE THE COMICAL WILE E. COYOTE RANDOM APPEARING TUNNEL TRUCK?!"
 * Robot 1: "Wait, does not compute. Who's Wile-" (They were smashed in a similar fashion to the ASDF 'I Like Trains' Sketch)
 * Icky:... HAH! Gets them every time.
 * Iago: Well, let's get back to that restaurant! Sashana needs us.
 * She was inside as the place matched that of a technological sci-fi diner, having holotables, holographic windows, colorful lighting, automated menu-ordering holo-screens, holo-drink vendors, vending machines, robotic employees, and of course, the Omnic-Synthesizer in the center, all while this music played.
 * Sashana:... Not too shabby, really.
 * ???: What was that?
 * Sashana: ("Aw, damn their good hearing!") (She hid as armed robots came in)
 * Robot #3:... Initiating Infrared-UV sighting! (He displayed a ray that inverted the color of wherever it was shining)
 * Sashana:... ("(Sighs) I HATE robots this good at finding intruders.")
 * Icky and Iago came in!
 * Icky: "STOP!"
 * The Robot turned and see the duo!
 * Icky: "...... Anvil time!"
 * Robot: "..... Does not- (A random anvil falls down and crashes into the robot)...... Compuuuuuuuuuuuuu... (Shuts off)."
 * Sashana: "Thanks for getting me out of that bad bind, boys. But where did that anvil came from?"
 * Icky: "Your better off not trying to make sense of cartoon logic. It tends to be a head scratcher."
 * Sashana: "Based on what you said, I'll take your word for it. Let's just nab the synthesizer so my future stepson can stop trying to get himself killed.
 * Iago: And how are we gonna do that? (They note the synthesizer) IT'S AS BIG AS A WHALE!!!
 * Sashana:... First off, I don't know what that is. Second, we can still do it. But it's not going to be easy.
 * Icky: Yeah, it's ALWAYS not easy.
 * Sashana: Special teleportation grenades can get the job done. However, removing it from it's socket when it's nearing complete construction can sound an alarm and alert the Xerus Sorrowers.
 * Icky:... I get the distinct impression you feel we're gonna comically botch it for you.
 * Sashana: Well, you guys ARE unpredictable.
 * Iago: What makes you say THAT? (He notices that his foot was stuck in a bucket)
 * Sashana:... Just a feeling.
 * Icky:... I hate it when that happens!
 * Iago: You hate it when EVERYTHING bad happens to you.
 * Icky: Says the guy who was knocked around by a crazy sorcerer, genie, and s***, and thus switched sides, flip-flopped for a while, and then decided to say f*** it to Jafar and kick his lamp into lava and kill him.
 * Iago: Oh, ha-ha-ha!
 * Icky: Darn right 'ha-ha-ha'!
 * Sashana: You two, please, just let me get this started. (She took out a specialized cyan-glowing C4-like device and placed it onto the synthesizer, and started using a hacking device) You guys just keep watch for any possible incoming threats.
 * Icky: Whatever you say, comedophobe! (They left)
 * Sashana:... Where did THOSE two in particular come from? (She prepared the device)
 * Icky: Wow! She seems to be a little rough for our second AUU mission compatriot.
 * Iago: Hey, they're a dimension that suffers the classic role-reversal where the villains mostly win and the heroes rarely do. Give the cat-weasel thing a break.
 * Icky: Let's just keep watch!
 * The duo do such, as they watch in secret of what looks like the owner of the particular establishment.
 * Owner: "(Talking to a holo screen to Trayus) This is agent Car A. Smastic, the "new" owner of the C&C restaurent in question. Having secret control of the business industry is TRUELY a great intermediate alternitive to world domination! Using one of the most popular restaurents in the AUU is garrentied to be able to pinpoint alien visitors usually protected by the city! We can use their own cravings to accreately capture all aliens who come here! What a deliciously devious way to work around the Allience Favering Goverment indeed! And I get to profet from someone else's brain child?!"
 * Trayus: "Don't lose sight of the issue at hand, imbacile! Keep your greed in check because remember, those two louger aliens are on the loose still! Keep things impourent to the restaurent as secure as possable, because remember, the other members aren't so considerate. And make sure the map to my private island is safe from any intruders, Carus! I can't stress that enough?!"
 * Carus: "(Brings out the map) Oh don't worry. This glorifived table placemat will never leave my sight. (Moves on.)"
 * Icky: "..... Iags, we just found our map."
 * Iago: Let's see if we can swipe that map.
 * Icky: Uh, Iags, I'm usually for getting at easy oppertunities too, but I think it's best we fulfill Sashy's end of the bargain first before we do anything rash. That Carus guy could be more dangerious then his boasting mouth could suggest.
 * Iago: Icky, that's our ticket to busting that whiny bitch's pitiful excuse of an uncle and end the Xerus Sorrowers.
 * Icky: Pardon me sounding like Shifu here, but we need to be patient. We can't just rush in.
 * Iago: Oh, come on, I think Sashy's got this covered on her own. She's got this far without being captured for a reason.
 * Icky: Oh, sure! Luck is A-Okay to judge. Don't be a karma-triggerng idiot, Iago! We're staying here and that's final.
 * Iago: And wait for security to catch us?
 * Icky: We took care of them!
 * Iago: "Sheesh! Fine?! But we're passing up a big oppertunity here?!"
 * The Synthesizer was been completely removed and was sucked into a cube.
 * Sashana: ".... Darlings, I could not thank you enough for being supprtive."
 * Iago: "Yeah, too bad we lost our own shot to snag the map from the fake-o Boss of the establishment."
 * Sashana: "Oh darlings, why didn't ya say so? Let auntie Sashy get that for you."
 * Iago:... You have an aunt?
 * Sashana:... I was referring to ME!!!
 * Iago: Oh. Well, next time, be more specific.
 * Carus arrived to his office.
 * Carus: "And now, to just place the map in my desk, lock it up good and-"
 * A dart came from nowhere and hits Carus in the neck, putting him into a sleep.
 * Sashana was seen from behind a vent, she then kicked it down, came out of it and flipped into the office.
 * Sashana approuched the map and picked it up.
 * Carus came through with the map and Sashana gone.
 * Carus: "Ohhhhhh, my head, what happened, I- (Notices the map gone)! THE MAP?!"
 * Carus ran in and saw an absince of a synthesizer, along with no security reacting to the alarm!
 * Carus: "...... No...... NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOO!? (Bursts into tears and cries?!)"
 * News Anchor: "This just in! The new C&C Restaurent that was promised to be opened has suddenly been canceled due to the synthesizer being miraculously stolen and the security bots proving incapable to stop the thieft! The owner, Carus, said that security cameras were not instailled yet so there is no evidence of the theives. Although it is likely to be the work of the gang of Grimelock since they are assosiated with mass exploits of masterful thiefts time and time again. The leader of the planet, has this to say."
 * Xerus Planet Leader: "We have no one to blame but ourselves. Grimelock and his followers only commit to these thiefts is because the Xerus Group continues to discourage toruisum and continue to threaten our goverment's and our acceptence to otherworlders. Grimelock and others used to be honest folk until their businesses were ruined and thus lead to this life. It is time that the Xerus Sorrowers are no longer tolerated. I am finally going to unvail my campaign to have all Xerus Sorrower bases hunted down and all members arrested and ready for imprisonment. If you see any suspitious activity, report it as soon as possable. That is all."
 * News Anchor: "An extreme thieft turns into an excuse to hunt down the Xerus Sorrowers because of their reasoning behind failed tourest attractions and crime uprising. Because of this, those that were looking forword to C&C finally opening it's doors in Xerus and it's cancelation likely bad enough to discourage any future attempts, many people are joining into the hunt to punish the Xerus Sorrowers for they have sorrowed us for the last time. This is XERUSTV NEWS, signing off and keeping you posted until next time."
 * The Chief of the Xerus Police sees this.
 * The Chief: "..... I'm thinking Grimelock had help. Usually those robots do a better job at protecting any place. It's time to pay Grime Ally a visit."
 * The Grime Ally residents were enjoying quility food for the first time in forever!
 * Grimelock: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya did good, misfits?! Not only did we get what we both wanted, but the goverment has flat out declaired to go after the Xerus group for you! Appearently, leading to the periment cancelation of C&C was enough to finally make the people go beserk."
 * Icky and Iago sighed.
 * Grimelock: "..... Hey now, relax fellas. Once the REAL owners of the businesses are found, C&C will rise again! Carus will be out of the picture along with all of Xerus, tourisum returns to full force, and I and Sashana will retire from crime and re-open our hotel empire again!"
 * Icky: "I know, but.... I feel sucky having to rob an otherwise legit business, under the control of a Xerus lackey or not."
 * Grimelock: "And that's why your true heroes. Ya don't feel proud of having to do any rotten thing, even if it's torwords rotten people. But trust me. It'll be worth it in the end."
 * Sirens are heard.
 * Grimelock: "OH CRAP?! IT'S THE FUZZ?! Damn that chief knowing about me too well?! Bail?!"
 * The Ally residents began to run off!
 * Zorra and Sashana began to flee actrobaticly and get out of sight!
 * Grimelock and his main boys all jumped into garbage cans to hide!
 * Icky and Iago tried to get away, but end up blaming into eachother!
 * The cops arrived and see the aftermath of the party and the lost sympathiser.
 * Carus came out of one of the cars and saw the synthesizer!
 * Carus: "Ohhhh?! My baby! (Runs torwords it and latches onto it!) IT'S OKAY, MY MONEY MAKER?! DADDY'S HERE?!"
 * The Chief and the LT came out.
 * Icky and Iago saw the cops and quickly raised their wings up in surrender.
 * Icky: "..... And just like that, there goes our reputation."
 * The Chief: "..... Oh worry not, Lougers. Your mis-step will be kept secret with us. We only want to ask some questions. Did you find anything that links all businesses to Xerus control."
 * Carus was kissing the synthesizer and suddenly stopped as he opened his eyes wide open with the sound of glass breaking.
 * Carus: ".....Oh no."
 * Icky: ".... Uh..... (Brings out the map) Yeees?"
 * The Chief takes it and opens it up.
 * The Chief: "I knew it. The Xerus Group DID secretly usurped our honest businesses to get an easier chance to spy on innosent tourests to formulate plans to capture them?! Carus is NOT a real owner of Xerus' would've been C&C restaurent!"
 * Carus was seen trying to get away!
 * Icky: "AW CRAP THERE HE GOES?!"
 * Grimelock got out of the trash can!
 * Grimelock: "BOYS?! AN EXTRA C&C GOOGER TO ANYONE WHO NAILS THAT SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS PHONEY?!"
 * Whi Ner: (As all this was seen)... Trayus?
 * Trayus: Yes?
 * Whi Ner: WHY, WAS GUARDING THE SYNTHESIZER, A FAILURE?!? YOU TOLD ME THOSE ROBOTS WERE THE BEST SECURITY!!!
 * Trayus: And they were. I just never figured the two louger aliens would win through cheap comedy. I-
 * Whi Ner: YOU NEVER FIGURED?!? DID YOU EVEN SEE HOW THEY WERE TAKEN DOWN?!? (He shows their embarrassing downfalls)... AND THEY HAD NO BACKUP PLANS TO PREVENT THAT HEIST?!?
 * Trayus: Nefpew, I-
 * Whi Ner: DON'T YOU 'NEFPEW, I' ME, TRAYUS! I EXPECT THE BEST FROM MY FORCES! NOT SOME EMBARRASSING COMEDY SHOW FOR THE PRESS TO MAKE YET ANOTHER MEME FROM!!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!?
 * Trayus: Nefpew, let's just calm down, and remember why we had people like Carus in the first place! Our budget is not so good, to where we cannot make even the robots good. And whose fault is that?
 * Whi Ner: ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF DESTROYING MY OWN GUILD?!?
 * Trayus: Not at all. I'm just implying that, maybe you could've handled our budget better, as suppose to always spending it for all of those video games. I tried to warn you about the budget. But your constant whining and greed literally blew all our money. This wouldn't be happening if you had just listened to me. You NEVER listen to me. Why do you think Har was chosen to lead instead of you?
 * Whi Ner: (Whiny tone) YOU'D BETTER GET THIS FIXED!!! PLEEEEASSEE!!!
 * Trayus: No, uh-uh, no! I will not be swayed by whining anymore! (He whined louder until he used his magic to shut him up)... Doing that is not being a good leader, and neither is what lead up to this moment. You are NOT a child anymore! You are a grown adult, and I suggest you ACT like one, and take responsibility, and not whine for others to do it for you, or I may as well have to take drastic measures. You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me. If you remember, I helped you get this far, because just whining about it is not going to get you that far. And I can leave the Sorrowers to die, or just UNDO IT ALL, just as easily. Is that what you want? Is it?
 * Whi Ner:... (He nods no)
 * Trayus: Good boy. So, I expect none of that whiny business, and I expect you to step up your game. The synthesizer and map are gone, and therefore, our budget is getting cut further, and my power in the ocean lab is at stake. I will no longer be doing all of your work. If you want to keep this leadership, you have to make sure it stays that way, yourself. I can't support you anymore. You want more competent robot guards? You want a balanced budget? It's your problem. From now on, every time you try to whine your way to extreme lengths, your voice will be taken away for 12 hours. And if you learn nothing, you may just not talk at all. It's time to step up. Unless you want ME to take your place if you rely SO MUCH on me! I am your uncle after all, and I care about you to not destroy yourself.
 * Whi Ner:... This feels like insubordination! Maybe the heroes were right. Maybe your name IS self-explanatory.
 * Trayus: My sole purpose in life is to look after you and your family gifts. You fire me now, there's no hope for the Xerus Sorrowers. Your choice. And no more whining for greater gain. Am I clear?
 * Whi Ner:... Very well. But don't expect me to take it easy on you for talking to me like that. Go guard the ocean lab. I cannot allow the last of my family's gifts to be taken from us.
 * Trayus: I shall. Oh, and while you're at it, call Relly to ensure your bases' safety. I'll tell the councilers that the meeting's canceled because what we're afraid of alreadty happened. And you'd better remember that, if we have to have this problem again, expect to see me there taking drastic measures. (He leaves)
 * Whi Ner:... (Sighs)... He's right! WHAT THE F*** AM I DOING?!? (He contacts Relly) RELLY?!? We're in grave danger!
 * Carus: (He was still running as the heroes continued pursuing him) GET AWAY FROM ME YOU THIEVES!! (This music played as they entered the streets)
 * Icky: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LODGE!!!
 * Carus ran into a civilian's car, took the guy out of it and tossed him to the ground, got into the hover car and began to ride away!
 * Icky: "NUTS?! HE WENT GRAND THEFT AUTO ON US?!"
 * Police Chief: Drat, he just went Under the Law on us!
 * Icky: LET'S JUST GET THAT STINKER!!! (They got into police cars and chased him down)
 * A News Drone followed the scene as a News Reporter was on a hover board following it.
 * News Reporter: "Jonnom, I am over-seeing a new police chase on what is a suspected Xerus Sorrower agent being chased through the city streets in a stolen civilian's vichile. The chase is very likely to get intense, and we in Xerus Tv News will cover every bit of it."
 * Icky: UH, GUYS, IS THAT EVEN SAFE FOR YOU TO DO THAT?!?
 * News Reporter: WE'RE COMBAT JOURNALISTS FOR XERUS TV! THIS IS SAFE FOR US!!
 * Iago: COMBAT JOURNALISM?!? WOW, YOU GUYS ARE STARTING TO SOUND A LOT COOLER!
 * Police Chief: Yeah, they have the technology to safely film this. Trust me, they won't be a bother.
 * Icky: Alright... (He took out his Magnum)... I'll take out one of the tires!
 * Police Chief: Not to worry. If there's one thing Under the Law taught me, it's to ALWAYS be prepared as a cop.
 * Icky: You mean while trying to run the f*** away from them given it's your version of GTA?
 * Police Chief: That's beside the point! We got the wheels! (They started throwing spike strip drones out onto the road)
 * Carus: (He jumped out of the car and ran off into the alleys)
 * Iago: WHAT THE?!?
 * Icky: SLICK MOVE!!!
 * Police Chief: (On radio) Attention all police drones! The suspect is in the alleys! Track him down!
 * Police Drone #1: Command confirmed. (They started darting off)
 * Icky: We'll get them if those flying robots don't do any good. We're the Lodgers. (They took off) COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CHICKEN!!!
 * Officer #1:... The f***'s a chicken?
 * Police Chief: "They're from another universe, don't bother asking questions! Go!"
 * Carus tried to escape to ended up cornered in a dead end!
 * Carus: "NUTS?!
 * The group cornered him!
 * Carus: "Look!? It was nothing personal! I don't even actselly HATE aliens! It's just Trayus offered me, a once nobody bum, a chance to own a dream business in C&C?! I didn't know I would get into so much trouble?!"
 * Icky: "Your own fault trusting the words of a known hate group, wiseguy!"
 * Carus: "Hey come on! This world isn't good for people down on their luck?! I was only doing what I have to do to survive?!"
 * Iago: Well, buddy, you chose the wrong people!
 * Carus: LOOK, THEY WERE ANONYMOUS WHEN THEY OFFERED THE DEAL!!! I WAS UNDER CONTRACT ONCE I REALIZED WHO THEY REALLY WERE!!! Are you REALLY gonna put me in jail because of a blind agreement? Some heroes you guys turned out to be.
 * Icky: A word of advice, idiot, do NOT agree to people who don't explain themselves! It's your own fault!
 * Iago: ICKY!
 * Carus:... So that's what it's all about to you idiots?
 * Icky: Wait, wait, I didn't mean it like that!
 * Carus: You call yourselves heroes? Do you have ANY idea how desperate I was?!? I HAD NO CHOICE!!! They were the ONLY ones available! AND YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE ME ARRESTED BECAUSE 'IT'S MY FAULT'?!? ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
 * Iago: Look, pal, what Icky said was moronic! That's NOT what we were suggesting! Look, you need to be careful with whom you trust. Someone offers you an anonymous agreement, and once it's done, the one you made a deal with says you must marry them, even when they're ugly hags! And you can't do anything about it! Sometimes, deals are dangerous!
 * Carus: So what, are you saying I shouldn't get into this business at all? The Cweeblezome Brothers are VERY insistent about their labor contracts when running their restaurants. It takes a LOT of work, that takes YEARS to look over! Do you have ANY idea, how rough, business is? It takes a LOT of sacrifices! And YOU'RE saying, that it's wrong?!?
 * Iago:... He's gotta good point, Ickster.
 * Icky: Look, pal, it's no excuse.
 * Iago: ICKY! (Slaps him) Stop it! Just hear him out, or so help me, I will change our shared Netflix password!
 * Icky: You wouldn't!
 * Iago: WATCH ME!
 * Police Chief: ALRIGHT, BOTH OF YOU, ENOUGH!!! Carus, you still need to consider the consequences. They're right. Deals are dangerous. You can't make deals you can't keep. They can and will ruin you into doing something you don't wanna do against your will.
 * Carus: "..... YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THIS CITY?! I only did this because I had a family to feed?! And now, heroes are scolding me for only caring for them?! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR?!"
 * Icky: "Insulting us is not gonna make your situation better man!"
 * Carus: "(Pulls out a ray gun) BUT THIS WILL?!"
 * Chief: "SUSPECT IS ARMED?!"
 * Carus: (He fired wildly as the heroes dodged)
 * Icky: CAN SOMEONE DO SOMETHING?!? THIS GUY'S CRAZY!!!
 * Police Chief: Calm your feathers! I got this! (He threw a teleporter grenade which trapped him inside)... A classic tactic for us police in these UUniverses. But you two, you need to watch what you say next time.
 * Iago: Yeah, ICKY! You need to watch what you say next time!
 * Police Chief: I meant BOTH of you!
 * Iago: And what the hell did I say to offend him?
 * Police Chief: Just come on! We might need that map of yours. We can use it to compromise the Xerus Sorrowers' plans.
 * Icky:... Well... We COULD use extra aid whenever it comes.
 * Iago: Yeah. Okay, sir, you're in.
 * Police Chief: By the way, the name's Chief Ollond Meyers.
 * Iago: Nice to have introductions. And I see you Morphoids are common on this planet?
 * Police Chief (Chief Meyers): Well, many other races that lost their worlds are found here, among other beings. We're just among the more recognizable ones since the Xerus family were all Morphoids or Morphoid hybrids.
 * Icky: Let's stop talking about this time, and talk about it in the hovercar.
 * Chief Meyers:... Right! (They got in the cars)
 * Trayus: (He arrives there)... Well... This needs to be as sealed off as possible. And I may have to step up my game and entrust security to much more COMPETENT individuals. (On oPhone)... Relly? You mind sparing a few Omnican units? I need desperate means of security to guard the ocean lab from being destroyed. If we lose all it's contents, we lose our Xerus power, AND my ability to keep the Sorrowers alive!
 * (Relly): Understood, Vice Master Trayus! I will send Minra's squadron!
 * Trayus: And have her here within 10 minutes. Those cops are not known for acting slowly. Especially when their top criminalist is an Omnican with superb situational, probable, investigative, and genius awareness.
 * (Relly): Understood.
 * Trayus: (He hangs up)... I hope that is not the last time I have a friendly chat with Relly. If those misfits are as capable as I can anpisipate, then I cannot afford to trust ANYONE anymore! As if being on this Uncharted Unnamed Island beforehand wasn't risky enough. (He enters a turbolift as he goes into an underwater lab, as he goes down the hall, and finds Xerus artifacts)... Without these... We're history.
 * ???: Vice Master Trayus? We're here, and ready to serve you.
 * Trayus:... Huh? That really WAS fast!
 * ???: Teleportation.
 * Trayus: Oh right, we live in a futuristic existence. Silly me of forgetting that.
 * Omnican: (She was seen with an exposed brain case containing her advanced positronic brain, and has several transparent cords on her body, among other creative traits)... Well... This map is actually fairly recent. The ocean lab is located on an island that has yet to be mapped.
 * Chief Meyers:... Can you find it's coordinates, Brainia?
 * Omnican (Brainia): I can. (She displays amazing holographic abilities)
 * Icky: HOLY SMOKES! Technology, is a GOD in these UUniverses!!!
 * Meyers: You have NO idea.
 * Brainia: Alright, the coordinates here indicate that it is 2.71 miles northeast of the mainland. An uncharted and unnamed island to say the least. No Teadr 7 ruins, no interaction in anyway, the wildlife has remained unchanged for eons, it's in a storm zone, and... It has amazing sea caves. The ocean lab is supposed to be found through an entrance just somewhere within it's largest beach. Once you enter, you will go through a turbolift that will take you to a complex set of airlocked and heavily-fortified tunnels and chambers, all at a depth of 200 fathoms.
 * Iago:... What's that in American?
 * Brainia: Does not compute.
 * Meyers: I think they mean what the depth is in feet.
 * Brainia: 1,200 ft.
 * Icky: Wow! What a depth! These guys are DAMN desperate to protect these artifacts.
 * Brainia: Well considering their family ties to it, it is considerably a nessersary extreme to them. Especially when the security is top-notch. The place can move apart on it's own with just the right command. The place containing the artifacts is the top priority protection, and is thus secured the most. It recognizes through DNA-Recognition fields, and will flood the place when intruders are detected. In fact, DNAR fields in any sector will do the same. Therefore, it's not going to be easy to just stroll in and destroy everything, should that even be nessersary or plausable if these artifacts aren't invincable. Much of the staff there are Morphoids, and thus they can survive underwater. But those who can't... Well... Drowning and pressure are contributing facters in deaths in a place like that.
 * Iago: And just like that, technology farts in our direction.
 * Brainia: But do not worry. There ARE ways to avoid the DNAR fields.
 * Icky: "Please do not hesitate to explain! We want to go through this with as much less crud as possable!"
 * Brainia: It's a simple thing that has existed as long as DNAR fields themselves. An Anti-DNAR guise. It's a device that coats you in an illusion of another's genetic signature. Specifically, one that security DNR fields like that will be fooled into thinking is among their staff. You can sneak through very easily. But in order for it to work, a sample of DNA from such persons has to be fed into the device.
 * Iago: We kinda figured that when we got the lowdown on what it did.
 * Icky: But a disguise seems pretty risky.
 * Brainia: It's not a disguise. It's like a cloaking device for this specific type of technology. As with most security devices, advanced or otherwise, they can also have cloaking counter-measures to get around them. That's how our top penal colony of Oranos has been getting more jailbreaks than average.
 * Icky:... I kinda feel better knowing that, but not when you add that 'jailbreak' thing.
 * Brainia: Don't worry about it. As long as you have this guise, you will be unable to trigger the DNAR fields.
 * Icky: "Well there's still the matter of the OTHER security stuff going us nailed?!"
 * Brainia: Well, the other security means are just laser grid, alert-triggering or high-powered lasers that could slice you like hot knives through butter, audio and motion sensors. Nothing you can't handle.
 * Icky: Well, thank goodness. And we were told of those rogs you have that are trained to do more than an average dog, which is our version of a rog, BTW.
 * Meyers: I can get the idea from there.
 * Iago: Well, I guess we have a plan, then. We go down to that ocean lab, and destroy those artifacts so they won't be used by evil again.
 * Meyers: Let's make it count. (Suddenly, the alarms were sounded, as they discover that Xerus Omnican forces have arrived) Aw, come on! Relly's back to pester us!
 * Relly's voice: ATTENTION! YOU ARE HARBORING XERUS SORROWER FUGITIVES! WE ARE ORDERING YOU TO RELEASE THEM INTO OUR CUSTODY, IMMEDIATELY! YOU HAVE ONE MINUTE TO COMPLY! (He and his Omnican forces armed themselves)
 * Meyers:... LOCKDOWN, NOW! (They locked the entire place down)... We're gonna have to use the emergency teleporters to get you to the island! It's clear that the Xerus Sorrowers are not going to let us destroy their family relics.
 * Iago: YA' THINK?!?
 * Icky: "Still depending on if they CAN be destroyed if Trayus hasn't activated a indestructable spell! Cause that's where Zorra's cube comes in!"
 * Brainia: Go! I will aid your escape from here! (They left as she placed a shield around her computer area)
 * Relly's voice: "50 seconds and counting?!"
 * Icky: (They head out as the Omnican forces starting breaking in)
 * Relly's Voice: WHAT PART OF 1 MINUTE DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!?
 * Omnican #1: In reptrospect sir, they wouldn't have complied anyway. In fact, I think they already are attempting to run off.
 * Relly:... Good point. Let's get them!
 * Brainia: Guys! The Omnicans are squeezing the HQ on all sides!
 * Icky: "WAIT A FREAKING MINUTE, WE STILL HAD AT LEAST AROUND 40 SECONDS?!"
 * Meyers: "The bots figured we wouldn't give up and skipped the countdown!"
 * Several Omnicans ran down the same hallway after the group
 * Meyers: OMNIS AT 6'O CLOCK?! (Omnicans pointed their laser-guided guns at them as they blasted powerful energy that they dodged, and the energy left melted scorched marks when it struck the wall) BRAINIA! IS THERE A WAY TO GET TO THE TELEPORTERS?!?
 * Brainia: Relly possibly knows about them, and is seeking to stop you from getting there. But his forces are squeezing up the shortcuts. You'll have to take the long way around.
 * Iago: Oy, it's ALWAYS the long way!
 * Icky: Villains didn't get this far by being stupid, smartass!
 * Iago: "But you'd think they let us have at least a workaround!"
 * Icky: "Now what kind of freaking baddies they would be if they played fair unless they're honorable types? Typically, ALOT OF THEM ARE FREAKING CHEATS?!"
 * Meyers: I have an idea! If we get to the teleporters, they'll likely follow us! Can you initiate the Emp once we go through?
 * Brainia:... But that would mean I get shut down.
 * Meyers: Yes, but the organic forces will protect you. All enemies are robotic.
 * Icky: Wait, won't that kill them? Or, ya in, in bot terms, perimently deactivate them? Or even break them internially?
 * Meyers: It's an Emp. It just knocks them out like being smacked with a frying pan.
 * Icky: If you say so!
 * Meyers: Just get the Emp ready ASAP!
 * Brainia: On it! They'll find me soon, so be as quick as possible!
 * Meyers: Copy that! Guys, you heard her, step it up RIGHT GODDAMN NOW!!
 * Icky: "Okay, okay, don't get pushy!"
 * Relly's voice: "To whoever's on the trail of the escapees, don't lose your sight on them and don't let them do anything that could be used against you?!"
 * Iago: (They were going down the hall as Omnicans started corning them in every turn, as they fought their way through, with electric attacks, EMP grenades, and so on)
 * Meyers: BACK OFF! (He kicks down an Omnican)
 * Relly: STOP! NOW!
 * Meyers: (They finished them off until Relly appeared)...
 * Relly: There you are! (He prepared himself)
 * Meyers: Run! RUN! (They ran as Relly chased them)
 * Relly: GIVE ME THE FUGITIVES!!! (They locked and barricaded themselves into the teleported room)... GRRRGH!!! OPEN THIS DOOR!! I AM ORDERING YOU TO OPEN THIS DOOR! (He began the teleporter)
 * Icky: I swear, if this thing turns us inside out, or causes us to end up like Mike Teevee, we are going to shoot something, size be damned!
 * Meyers: Just get ready!
 * Relly: GET OUT HERE, THAT'S AN ORDER!!! (They activated the teleporter) DON'T GET IN THAT TELEPORTER!!!
 * Meyers:... Brainia! Fry them! (They were gone as Relly broke through at last with his adapting shield, but was shocked by the EMP sheild that seemingly stopped him, but he used the shield to adapt to the EMP, as the teleporter shut off into cooldown before he could use it)...
 * Relly:... Did you think I would be stopped, by an EMP? Well, you're wrong! And I have just the way to flush you out! (He walks off, finds Brainia, takes her, and leaves)
 * Icky: (They were teleported there)... WHEW! That was close!
 * Iago: Yeah, I thought I was gonna be fried chicken for a second.
 * Meyers: "Don't you mean fgakens?"
 * Icky: "Potato Pototo!"
 * Iago: Let's just go get to that ocean lab.
 * Whi Ner: You failed to get the fugitives?!
 * Relly: I am dreadfully sorry. They used an EMP and knocked out my forces. However, I have brought back leverage. (He shows him Brainia, throwing her to his feet, as she came back online)
 * Brainia:... Wha... What ha- (She faced Whi Ner, and analyzed him quickly)..... Awwww, nuts.
 * Whi Ner:... Who is this?
 * Relly: The XCPD's criminalist Omnican, Brainia. Without her, they cannot do a proper investigation. That means we have crippled them, and we have a greater chance of success. So, I hope this makes up for my failure.
 * Whi Ner: "WHAT?! NOOOO, THAT'S MEAN?! PUT HER BACK?!"
 * Relly: "BUT-"
 * Whi Ner: "I SAID PUT HER BAAAAAAACK?! (STARTS CRYING?!)"
 * Relly: "OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'LL HAVE HER SENT BACK?!"
 * Whi Ner: "I NEVER WANT YOU TO DO SOMETHING MEAN LIKE THAT AGAIN?!"
 * Relly: "My apologies sir."
 * Relly draggs Brainia away!
 * Whi Ner: (He realizes that his voice was gone, as he was upset)... (Sighs)

Chapter 5: Ocean Lab Raid/Beah Trayus Betrays Whi Ner And Takes Over
Isloated Island Further in the Ocean Lab. Meanwhile... A hallway filled with overcomplicated security measures. Elsewhere. Back to the trio. Elsewhere. Xerus HQ Ocean Lab The door to the control room.
 * Meyers: (They arrived at the ocean lab entrance)
 * Icky:... I guess this is it.
 * Iago: 200 something fathoms straight down to Davy Jones' Locker. (Meyers was about to speak) And before you say it, that's our version of whatever you were thinking.
 * Meyers:... Then let us move. (They took the turbolift down as they went deep into the water as AUU sea wildlife were seen in the transparent turbolift tube, and they entered an ocean lab, where this music played upon their arrival)
 * Meyers:... You got the DNA guises ready, right?
 * Icky: Yeah, but we need to find a guard and knock them out in order for it to work.
 * ???: FREEZE! (Three soldiers armed themselves and pointed at them)
 * Icky:... (He threw a small flashbang)
 * Guard #1: What the heck is that, a marshmallow or something?
 * Guard #2: That doesn't look like any marshmallow I've ever seen before- (The flashbang went off and blinded and deafened them as they were knocked out by Icky and Iago with rubber bullets, thrown into a closet, given DNA for the guises to use, and they were coated in an invisible field)
 * Iago:... NOW we got some.
 * (Amanda): "Wait a minute! You two used a flash grenade before and yet you still fell victim to one in Warface? That's, kinda a large inconsistentcy."
 * (Icky): Kid, inconsistency is our thing. We said we can't be relieable of having our continity not trip allover itself. Also, again, this was before Warface so it's only fair we would forget about every random thing we do. Besides, Warface is more cunning than us, and caught us by surprise with that flashbang. Anyway, back to the story...
 * Meyers: "You do realise those guys are gonna remember this?"
 * Icky: We'll be gone before they even wake up. These rubber bullets have long-acting tranquilizer. It'll keep them out for longer than average. Gives us plenty of time to take care of this s***, and get outta here!
 * Meyers:... I hope you two know what you're doing.
 * Iago: "You and our critics, buddy."
 * Trayus has casted a spell on the family relics.
 * Trayus: "There.... I have now made it that all of the Xerus relics are indestructable to anything they would throw at their way. Should they ever arrive, nobody will challnage the only shorce of the Xerus durable will. Although, there is the possability of them simply taking the items away and out of my reach, then the Xerus Sorrowers will be crippled either way. I must strengthen security." (He presses a few buttons as an elaborate laser grid was set up, as they turned invisible)... Initiate smart-eye! (A smart eye with multiple lines of sight was seen, and put up a black shield)... Let's hope Whi Ner is taking my warning to heart and playing his part. (He left)
 * Icky: (The three saw the rogs they learned of from Zorra)... Yikes!... Those things look like they could eviscerate us.
 * Meyers: Trust me, they can. They're trained to be more vicious than average police rogs.
 * Iago:... Lucky for you, I happen to know a nifty trick I learned when teasing Dodger and his friend. Watch and learn! (They flew off)
 * Icky: (The two hid cleverly as the rogs started to smell them from feathers they shed and didn't notice)... (The two howled, and then the rogs started doing the same, allowing Meyers to sneak past them and avoid them)... See? What did I tell you?
 * Meyers: I thought those rogs would be trained to get around that, but... Whatever! (They head out)
 * (Amanda): "Wait a minute! How did you guys knew that?"
 * (Icky): Hey, we knew that strategy long before Zootopia made it popular, kid. It's kinda in their nature.
 * The trio arrive and see security measures everywhere.
 * Icky: ".... Wow. Trayus REALLY wants to protect his assets."
 * Meyers: Isn't that the point?
 * Icky: Yeah, but... This makes him look a LITTLE too desperate.
 * Iago: You say that every time security is THIS top-notch.
 * Icky: Bite me!
 * Meyers: Now, now, you two, we have a job to do!
 * (Brainia): (On transmission) Guys! Are you okay? Did you make it?
 * Meyers:... Brainia? Is that you?
 * (Brainia): Yeah! I was captured by Relly requesting me to be a hostage, but Whi Ner was stupidly and annoyingly ignorant to such a tactic, and yelled at him to return me. He felt doing so would be, mean.......
 * Iago:... Are you kidding me? He calls himself a good villain leader? HAH!
 * Icky: Wow, I'm starting to think that heroism is too easy for us now. Seriously, what is up with villains acting this stupid and ignorant these days? It's like the plot WANTS us to be flawless.
 * Meyers: Guys, guys, guys! At least be happy his stupidity played in our favor.
 * Icky: Yeah! What a retard! So, how do we get through this?
 * Iago: "Well it doesn't look like there's an obvious off-switch, so, we're gonna have to brave through it."
 * (Brainia): Not easy, I'm afraid.
 * Icky: Oh, it's NEVER ea-
 * (Brainia): Shut up, please! I cannot tolerate this frivolous banter of yours. You guys are lucky I'm still around to guide you around these security measures. You need to know that your target room is coated with invisible laser beams, and most concerning of all, a smart-eye.
 * Meyers:... A smart-eye? You cannot be serious!
 * Iago: What's a 'smart eye'?
 * Meyers: An efficient revolutionary evolution of camera and surveillance technology. It's an AI combined with a camera, that literally oversees the entire room in any way of sight imaginable. It sees everything. Even the best stealth technology cannot avoid it. It has the ability to get around any camouflage.
 * (Brainia): Exactly. You can sneak through laser grids, audio and motion sensors, booby-traps, but if you don't take out that smart-eye, then you cannot hope to get to those relics. So, my best suggestion, is to take that out first.
 * Meyers: How do we do that?
 * (Brainia): There's a control room somewhere. You find the right switch or button, you can be able to turn off the smart-eye. But do know that security in that room will not be any easier. The Omnican guarding that room is very aggressive and will not take kindly to intruders. It even frightens Relly.
 * Iago: Well, that's good to know.
 * (Brainia): But you DO have EMP grenades, correct?
 * Meyers: We ALWAYS have Emp grenades.
 * Icky: Could you PLEASE stop saying it like that? It's weird, even for us.
 * Meyers: Sorry, but it's grown on us. Robots still refer to it as it is, but we have said it like that for so long, we're stuck with it.
 * Icky: Oy! Brainia, can you help us get to the control room?
 * (Brainia): As soon as I have the place mapped out. Once I do, I'll be able to map out your attack. Oh, and uh, keep an eye out for Trayus. His powers can have you rendered moot in a millisecond. Avoid him at all costs!
 * Icky: Given his mind-control, I'd say that's a good call. Until then, you have a way to get through this security?
 * Brainia: Figure it out! (She ended transmission)
 * Icky: "...... I hate it when people leave us with that little clichéd saying."
 * Meyers: Well, she IS gonna be busy with mapping this place. We need to figure this out ourselves. Let's just go.
 * The trio began to look for a way through the security measures.
 * Meyers: Now, how do we get through?
 * Icky: "We're thinking, we're thinking!"
 * Iago: Wait... Shouldn't those guard rogs be smelling us by now? They CAN smell us, right?
 * Icky: "I took care of that."
 * The rogs are seen covering up their noses as a giant plate of really good cheese is seen.
 * Iago/Meyers(Amanda): "You defeated highly trained guard dogs/rogs with good cheese?"
 * Icky/(Icky): "Hey come on, it's a comedy. What did you expect?"
 * (Amanda):... I'm starting to think you use comedy as an excuse to dodge consistency and conflict.
 * (Icky): "Hey not intentionally, mind you! It's not that the producer's bothered with the idea of conflict or anything, it's just that this series is mostly suppose to be for laughs and having fun, with some world saving added it."
 * (Amanda): Well, I still feel like you're doing it to avoid conflict. I mean-
 * (Icky): Just roll with it! Back to the story.
 * Icky: So, yeah, they won't be a bother. Let's see if we can get around this laser grid.
 * Iago: Why don't we just wing it, and fly and jump secret-agent style?
 * Meyers: Ya sure that's a good idea? I'm not a very athletic person.
 * Iago: Is there any other way?
 * Meyers: There should be! This is NOT a secret-agent movie! I can't just jump across these beams!
 * Icky: I'm sure you can figure this out. You are a chief of law enforcement. Now let's move! (They flew through as Meyers sighed)
 * Meyers: Brainia? Is my teleporter functional?
 * (Brainia): It took damage during your flee from Relly. So, no. However, I can recommend that you use the refractor device to guide the beams and form a path of your own.
 * Meyers: Good suggestion! (He took out a small device)
 * Icky:... What's that?
 * Meyers: It's a refractor. It uses a path of redirecting super-molecules to redirect laser beams. It can be useful in these situations. (He uses the device to guide all beams away and started to form a clear path)...
 * Icky:... Well... Handy.
 * Meyers: It is. Among the hardest to invent or manufacture, too. The molecular technology is hard to replicate.
 * Iago: Well, then, let's move!
 * (Brainia): Do remember that there are motion and audio sensors. They will sound the alarm automatically if what it senses it deems a threat. Some security measures are operated by a calculative artificial semi-intelligence, which I'd like to dub CASI.
 * Meyers: Amusing, Brainia. Do you have the place mapped out yet?
 * (Brainia): I'm working on it. It's 76% complete. Just keep moving.
 * Trayus was seen with several servents in the relic room.
 * Trayus: "I know alot of you are confused about being here, but trust me, in light of a growing concern, we must prepare preperations to get the relics into safety. Do not trust the silence, as we are dealing with professionals. They most likely done something to surpass even the guard rogs and are already surpassing the security measures. So make haste and make sure all relics are ready for transport. Failure is not an opition."
 * The servents acted and began to make preperations.
 * Trayus: Let's hope Whi Ner is not screwing this over!
 * Whi Ner: (He was preparing a speech drone, programming it as he still couldn't speak)
 * Icky, Iago, and Meyers were side-stepping against the wall and away from the security!
 * Icky: "Well, at least this is good exsirsize."
 * Meyers: "Is this really a time for levity?"
 * Iago: We're walking levity spewers, get used to it!
 * Icky: Yeah. We Lodgers usually don't take situations like this seriously, and for good reason. Now, let's just keep moving.
 * (Brainia): Alright! The map is ready! I've got the guide mapped out for you.
 * Meyers: Good! Where do we find the control room to deactivate the smart eye?
 * (Brainia): You'll find it in one of the deepest rooms beneath the sea floor in sea caves. The relic room is also underground, and in the central room. But be careful. The lab is set up like a maze designed to lead intruders into traps. But don't worry. I have a way to guide you there. The relic room is not accessible by a turbolift as it takes a teleporter to reach it, being built in a sea cave deep underground. But the control room can be accessed by a turbolift, and it is designed to survey every corner of the lab. Also, don't forget about the Omnican running the control room. Like I said, it's not very friendly.
 * Iago: When AREN'T our enemies very friendly? Well, I guess we have a plan then.
 * Two tired looking guards are seen before it.
 * Guard one yawns.
 * Guard 2: "Why are we here? No one even knows this island exists. Having security's pointless if no one's gonna think to (Yawns), come to an island they don't think exists."
 * Guard #3: Yeah! This seems like a LOTTA work to defend our lab!
 * Guard #4: Makes you wonder if Crunger's lost his edge! (A blast was heard as an Omnican with powerful hand cannons, a brain case, Overwatch Omnic-like eyes, white armor, colorful glowing tubes and lighting, and 4 legs like a tripod)
 * Crunger: You were wondering WHAT?!?
 * Guard #1:... Nothing! Sorry!
 * Crunger: Damn right you are! This island may be secluded, but seclusion can only get you so far. Trayus claimed that there's the possibility that some misfits have found our location, and is seeking to retrieve and/or destroy the Xerus family relics that give the Xerus Sorrowers hope! And I will NOT let that happen! We've worked too hard to let our hopes be crushed by some interdimensional birdbrains and the chief of XCPD! I suggest you assholes perk up, and STOP acting like you've suffered HPNS!
 * Guard #2:... Yes, sir!
 * Crunger: Now get geared up to defend this control room for a fight! If they get into that room, I'll make sure their pain is merciless but quick! They must NOT reach the controls for the smart eye! (He enters, as the door got a laser grid to defend it)
 * Guard #4:... You heard him, boys! Don't let your guard down for a second!

Epilogue
To be continued...