The Secret of the Golden Oak

The Secret of the Golden Oak is the 13th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lougers take the time to admire Twilight's decorations and reonvations made on the castle so Twilight can feel at home as of "Castle Sweet Castle" of the MLP canon series. They espeically admire what was left of the Libary used as a memorial and remembering collection. The Lougers espeically love it that the Main 6 wanted to include gems based on the adventures the Main 6 got involved with, both minor influence and great involvement. The Lougers even offer to help pay for the extra speical gems (Icky's treat thanks to Kuzco monatary support) And some Lougers even want to add something extra to the normally "dreary" hallways to really make the changes shine. But it may mean that they'll have to spend a few days in the castle and luckly, evil problems are at an all time slow rate, so there's no problem here. However, that's the least of the lougers' concern. Turns out, disturbing the ruins of the libary inadvertingly brought back the spirit of Golden Oaks original libarian, Oak Golden Bind. When the decorations of the Lougers and Main 6 are mysteriously replaced with litteral recreations of the former secnery of the libary, and also with includion of the sudden chill when in the rooms, the Lougers and Ponies become concern of strange oddities. Already ruling out Discord being on a royal trip and Black Kat not really into these kind of pranks, and Chaos already explained his innosence that it wasn't ANYWHERE near what his work is like, the strangeness was momentarly dropped in favor of calling for Celestia tomorrow morning to get anwsers. But in the middle of the night, Spike was turn into SOLID GOLD!? When the Lougers and Mane 6 wake up to this horror, they were filled with sadness, shock, anger and fear! Contacting Celestia will have to be dealt with by Comminicator, but Celestia is not expected to come until tomorrow after dealing with a huge peace treaty meeting between Titans and Giants. For the time being, the Main 6 has sought out Mayor Mare to explain the odd occerence and what became of Spike. Mayor Mare was shock to see it and explained a tale of tragity and woe, and what is discribed as "The Ponyville Dark Secret". Mayor Mare explained that during Ponyville's early days, the Libary was once a normal building. It didn't even had a name, it was just called a Libary. However, an extremely talented Unicorn capable of extreme feats, claimed the Libary as her own and turned it into a tree as proof of her accomplishment as a student of Celestia. While Twilight admited that Celestia never mentioned Oak Golden, Mare replied that in actuality, Oak Golden wasn't exactly a student. Far from it. Oak was actselly a former adviser to Celestia and was a "Private Student", not publicly rekindised as a student under reasons unclear other then Celestia just being mysterious. Problem us, Oak was a unhealthy obcession for three things: Books, Gold, and growing powerful. As well, she was an enfusiest of the fallen Alicorn of Order, Lord Order. However, Oak had a extremely bad argument with Celestia about letting the Draconquui live and not imprisoning all of them like what was done to their tyrant king, and said that had they done it, Discord and his brother wouldn't've happened. Celestia insisted that the Draconquui, outside of a few bad insistences, had long reonuced and discontinued loyalty to the kind of choas the Choas War gave. It prompted Oak to angerly quit and call Celestia a weak fool! Oak was attempting to turn the Ponyvillians into a cult of Lord Order worshiping fanactics and become xenophobic to Draconquui. The basement in the Libary was Oak's labertory that Oak was studing on a speical magic spell called "The Maidus Horn", making her horn capable to turn victims into gold statues, and she wanted to teach it to all the Unicorns to turn them into her Order inforcers to prosicute Draconquui that made the mistake of visiting Ponyville, and turn them into statues for Oak to keep "for safe keeping", when in which was also to satisfy her gold lust and have a collection. Until finally, Celestia confronted Oak and was disappointed of the atrosities she was commiting against Harmony and to the Draconquui, and was reinforced by her strongest Unciorn guards and King Wacky and Queen Pranks. After a dishastorious fight that insued property damage, Oak was defeated and was punished by both Equestian and Draconquui councils to be cursed forever and imprisoned in the roots of the Golden Oak libary, which somewhat killed her in the process. Now, with the Golden Oak Libary destroyed by Tirek, and the now ironicly poor desition to turn what was left into a decoration, Oak is now freed, and plans to bribe Twilight into restoring her back to life in return for Spike returning to normal so she can resume her plans to bring "True Order" to Equestia against the Draconquui. How can the Lougers and the Main 6 handle an order obcess pony ghost with magic that tops and rivals even Twilight's, espeically when Oak conjured up famous book lore villains of Equestia's literature and have them attack the heroes ala a scooby doo inspired sineario, and can Celestia, Luna, and Cadence save our heroes in time and finally make sure Oak stays in her former prison no matter what?

Transcript
Intro (Beetlejuice Theme Song)

Chapter 1: The Tree Chandelier of Memories
Equestria Flashback to Wrath of the Mutant Frog Genius Flashback to Memory Haunter Flashback to He Came From The Basement We Didn't Know We Had Flashback to Hypnotrounced Flashback to Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poisoned Malice Flashback to An All-Out French Experience with Gary Another An All-Out French Experience with Gary Flashback Flashback to Fluttershy's Circus Stage Fright Flashback to War of the Hornets Flashback to And Then There Were Little Flashback to Trixie's Biggest Problem Flashback to The Seas of Captain Legend Present
 * Po: (The Lodgers are walking with the Mane 6) So what is it about this new decoration you've wanted us to see for a while?
 * Twilight: Oh, it's just beautiful! My friends added it because I was...well...feeling a bit uneasy about where I was living. I mean, I had a lot of books that I enjoyed reading a couple of times, and it ends up getting destroyed by a Darkspawn, only for me to get a new home in the form of this castle.
 * Icky: Which critics say is a tad ugly, by the way. In fact, One such named Silver Quill campaired the castle's color sceme to that of an evil overlord's in the 3rd episode review.
 * Twilight: Yeah, I guess that was why they made that episode. But I guess it didn't do much, but it did make me feel better.
 * Rainbow Dash: Of course, what we originally had in mind was a mess! So we decided to get THIS! (They go into the throne room and see the Tree Chandelier)
 * Patrick: Woow!
 * Pinkie: Yeah, wow!
 * Twilight: Each one of these gems represents each time me and my friends had together. This one is from the time when Rainbow Dash became interested in reading, this one is from the time when Fluttershy stood up to that dragon and saved Ponyville the trouble of handling it's smoke, this is from the time when Rarity helped design our Gala dresses, and...
 * Icky: How many of these gems are there?
 * Kowalski: (Gets out his abacus) 93 gems.
 * Icky:... That means one gem that represents each episode before you got this thing. Huh, good to know.
 * Patrick: "Hey, how come there isn't a gem from when we first arrived in Equestia, or the stuff about the times we helped save Equestia from trouble?"
 * Rarity: "Well, it happened during the canon show and, well, to Hasbro, those things weren't canon, not mention copyright issues and the whatnot."
 * Patrick: "Aw.... No fair. We're not good enough memories for ya?"
 * Twilight: "Oh, I'm sorry. If it makes you guys feel better, you can memory gems of our times togather as well so you won't feel left out."
 * Spongebob: "Yeah, we have our share of good times and uh, hectic times."
 * Pinkie: "Oh yeah. Hey, remember when we fought zombie mutants?"
 * Twilight- Everypony, well, everyone to those that aren't ponies, we seem to be in some kind of village.
 * Spyro- I guess there use to be sentient life here.
 * Cynder- But, what happened?
 * Sandy- Hank happened.
 * Cynder- Did he scared the villagers away or something?
 * Sandy- Nope. He mutated them all out. Hank is the only intelligent one on this planet now. He invaded these peaceful villages, he kidnapped one or two innocent animal inhabitants, and infected them with his genetically engineered Ribeiroia worms. Then he repeated this process until he had enough zombies to capture the entire planet's population, until there was nothing but zombies. Every intelligent being had been infected, while the non-sentient animals were all captured, and mixed with DNA from other animals.
 * Spyro- (Faints)
 * Cynder- Spyro, get up!
 * Sparx- That's absolutely disgusting!
 * Dr. Cockroach- Wait a minute. You said he wanted to change evolutionary history. And mixing DNA with another animal of a different species is like, making a female with no way to give birth. Those mutants would become sterile.
 * Bill- Sterile?
 * Dr. Cockroach- It means you can't have babies because of having an odd number of chromosomes in your diploid cells. Your body cells require an even number of chromosomes in order to make a haploid cell, or sex cell. So that would eventually cause a problem in Hank's plan, wouldn't it?
 * Sandy- Actually, Hank thought of the same thing. So he added an extra sex chromosome in each mutant. Every non-zombie mutant on this planet has an even number of chromosomes to prevent them from being sterile. While sometimes the result of this process give the mutants Turner's Syndrome, Klinefelter's Syndrome, or other genetic syndromes, they are still quite powerful.
 * Po- Whoa! That big brain of his certainly worked better than I thought it would.
 * Lucky Jack- Uh, guys? We've got company! (Zombies surround Lodge)
 * Icky- Uh-oh! Zombies!
 * Zombie Dog- BRAAAAIIIIINS!
 * Zombie Rabbit- SPLEEEHHHNS! (Spleens!)
 * Zombie Monkey- BUHHHTS! (Butts!) (Other zombies look at Zombie Monkey confusingly) I HEEHVE PROOHBLIMS, OKAHY? (I have problems, okay?)
 * Icky- They even sound like zombies.
 * Zombie Tiger- SWEEEHHHT JOOCY BRAAIIINS! (Sweet juicy brains!)
 * Zombie Wolf- BRAAAIIIN STYEEEHHHU! (Brain stew!)
 * Sandy- Seriously, I can't understand a word they're saying!
 * Po- Me neither.
 * Zombie Buffalo- PREEHPAYYRE TOO DIIHE! (Prepare to die!)
 * Spyro- What did he say?
 * Sparx- He said something about preparing to die...Either that or he wants you to repair a pie.
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Lodgers and ponies begin fighting)
 * Po- MASTER SHIFU! (Shifu sees Po being strangled by a zombie rhino, Shifu attacks him, and saves Po) Thanks, Master! Uh...(Looks at zombie rhino) You know, I'd be freaked out if that zombie was Master Thundering Rhino's body.
 * Zombie Snail- (Going very slow, and slithering towards Icky) IIHH'M COOHMEENG, YOOH GUHEES! (I'm coming, you guys!)
 * Icky- Oh for the love of- (Kicks away Zombie Snail)
 * Banzai- TOUCHDOWN!
 * Twilight- (Uses telekinesis spell to levitate bricks from old village houses, and launch them at zombies) Take THAT! (A brick hits a cow Zombie in the gut, another hits a dog Zombie in the head, and another slams in the Monkey zombie's crouth) OOH!
 * Marty- Right in the batteries!
 * Banzai- (Chomps zombie) Wha?!? (Takes out mouth, and spits) Am I outta my mind?!? That could've been full of disease! (Sputters)
 * Zombie Pig- DOOHHE, IY TOOHHK UUHH SHAAWWHUUR THEESS MOARNEEEENG! (D'oh, I took a shower this morning)
 * Banzai- Well, in that case...(Chomps again)
 * Zombie Pig- AARRGH! UUHH MUUHHD SHAAHHWWEEHHR! (A MUD shower!) (Banzai gets shocked, and once again barfs for a full 30 seconds)
 * Banzai- You are so the dead kind of zombie now!
 * SpongeBob- There's too many of them! (More zombies appear) Guys, we can't fight them all!
 * Lord Shen- They're too strong! (Zombie breaks spear) AARRGH! (Shen strikes him down with wing blades)...Whew...that was clo--(Gets pounced on by more zombies) Aw, C'MON!
 * Trixie- FREEZE, ZOMBIE MUTANTS!
 * Lola- Who said that? (All zombies are frozen in ice)
 * Trixie- Well, that takes care of those undead and/or mutated animals.
 * (Icky): "Uh, tecnecally, that quilifies as a hectic time."
 * (Twilight): "(Wispers) Don't mind her, she thinks all times are good times. She's.... Pinkie Pie."
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, and remember when we first met Mr. (Scary voice) ANI-MAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 * Anima- AAAANNNIIIIMMMAAAAAAA! (Back to his old self without any dissipating, and enters Twilight's mind) WHAT?!? NO PAST OR FUTURE TRAGEDIES?!? And even if she does have any, i can't get it cause of a spell?! Oh, this blows! (Exits Twilight, and enters every other pony) Nope!...No!...Negative!...Niet!...Nothing! UUUGH! THERE'S NO FUTURE OR PAST TRAGEDIES IN ANY OF THESE DARN PONIES! AND IF THERE IS EVEN A SLIGHT BAD HISTORY, I CAN'T KNOW OF IT THANKS TO THE SPELL?! (Exits Rarity, and enters Sandy. Sandy gets a trance, sees SpongeBob dead, trance ends, and Sandy begins crying)
 * Pinkie Pie- Oh no you don't! (Jumps, and lands in wastebasket) OOF! Hello? Is anyone there, because all I see is a bunch of stinky garbage! Oh, look, a penny! (Sandy laughs, and Anima gets booted out of Sandy's mind)
 * Anima- (Growls in anger, and multiplies himself into a dozen Animas, and they all host everyone except the ponies)
 * Pinkie Pie- (Sees everyone crying) Oh no! (Plays music again, and Animas face her)(Pinkie Pie smacks herself on wall, collapsing shelf, some of the hosted Animas are booted out of their hosts after the host begin laughing) (Dubbed as Eddie) I'm through with takin' falls, I'm bouncin' off the walls, without your pun, I'd have some fun, I'd kick you in the-- (Gets squished by shelf, and the rest of the Lodgers laugh, and their Animas are booted out of their minds) (Animas go back into one Anima)
 * Anima- AAAAANNNNIIIIMMMAAAAAA (Hosts Kairi's dead body, and gains contol of it)
 * Private- Get her! Well, I mean, him, but you know what I mean?! (Tries punching Anima) Wait a moment! I'm not supposed to hit girls!
 * Skipper- UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGH!
 * Anima- (In Kairi's body) I still have the others souls, and there is nothing you can do to undo that!
 * ???- Is that so?
 * Anima- Huh? (Ignitus, Merlin, and Celestia were standing at the end of the other hallway) Who are these new guys?
 * Celestia- I am Princess Celestia!
 * Anima- (Gasps) You?! You're the sun princess?!? Well, too bad, lady! As long as I remain in this body, you can't hurt me!
 * Pinkie Pie- Doi!
 * Anima- (Laughs himself out of Kairi's body) AAAAAAAHHHHH!
 * Priness Celestia- (Charges sunlight powers. Anima tries hiding back inside Kairi's body, but Merlin uses his magical powers to hold Anima in place. Celestia then shines sunlight on Anima, and Anima burns away. All of the souls Anima devoured return back to their bodies, and Shenzi, Cynder, Po, Lord Shen and Kairi are revived)
 * Pinkie Pie- Ha-hah! In your face, ghost boy!
 * Shenzi- Uhhgh, what happened?
 * Cynder- Guys? What happened last night?
 * Lord Shen- I must've dozed off!
 * Po- Uhhgh! My head hurts!
 * Kairi- UNCLE SHEN! YOU'RE BACK!
 * Lord Shen- KAIRI! (Both hug)
 * Cynder- SPYRO!
 * Spyro- Cynder, you're back!
 * Banzai- SHENZ!
 * Shenzi- BANZ!
 * Donkey: "DONKEY!"
 * Everyone looks at Donkey.
 * Donkey: "What?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, and then there was mr. (Like Dracula) BATULA?! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!?"
 * Batula- I must summon some personal protectors! (Batula uses sonar to summon 2 giant vampire bats) Keep any persuer off my tail! (the giants flew off obeying his orders)
 * Brink- And me, sir?
 * Batula- Get the army here, now!
 * Brink- Yes, sir! (Uses sonar to call the other bats)
 * Batty- We've got company! (2 giant vampire bats fly after him and Rainbow Dash)
 * Rainbow Dash- I've got them! (Kicks bat down and charges into the other one)
 * Batty- Nice going, Rainbow Dash! But something tells me we're not through yet! (Bat army heads for them both)
 * Rainbow Dash- Don't worry! I've got an idea that can get rid of all those bats and help us catch Batula! Get on my back!
 * Batty- What?
 * Rainbow Dash- Just do it! (Batty flies onto RD's back, and bat army persues RD) Alright, hold on tight, because it's gonna get extreme! (Dives down with bats following them. Rainbow Dash dives down and speed increases)
 * Batty- RAINBOW DASH? WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash- YOU'LL SEE! (Then Rainbow Dash does a Sonic Rainboom that scatters the entire bat army across the sky)
 * Both- WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! (Both dart toward Batula)
 * Batula- AAAARRGH! (Rainbow Dash and Batty run into Batula)OOF!
 * Rainbow Dash- WE GOT HIM!
 * Batty- Oh, shoot! (Batula appears)
 * Batula- You crazed bufoon! (Attacks with claws, and Batty dodges, but Batula claws him the second time, severely wounding him. But when Batula leans in for another attack, he misses, and twitches the machinery antenna on his head)
 * Batty- (Does unique karate skills) HAI-YAH!
 * Batula- What the hell? What's happening? (Batty beats him up with awesome karate skills) Uuuhggh!
 * Batty- 根據管理局的紅色忍安理會,我現將把你根據逮捕了! (Chinese: By the authority of the Crimson Ninja Council, I hereby place you under arrest!) (Brink and the other bats are in relentless persuit)
 * Batula- Oh, you think that thingy on your head gives you power? Well, I've been taking Tai-Jitsu since I was 8!
 * Batty- 准備遭受極端憤怒,我用拳頭強大的正義! (Chinese: Prepare to suffer the extreme fury of my powerful fists of justice!)
 * Batula- Sorry, I don't speak Chinese! But on with the fight! (Both bats fight in martial-arts fighting)
 * Rainbow Dash- Geez, I have two bats fighting on my back! Well, at least it can't get any worse! (Bat swarm flies in front of her) HOLY CRUD! (Dives down to avoid bat swarm, and Batula and Batty fly off Rainbow Dash's back, and fight in flight. However, Batty gets caught in the bat swarm as Batula retreats, but Batty uses his broadcasted Ninja skills to fight across the bat swarm, and land on Batula, causing the both of them to fall)
 * Batty- 我現在你,無情地捍衛戰士」! (Chinese: I have you now, ruthless warrior!)
 * Batula- (Kicks Batty off of him, sending him spinning around in the air) Hahahahahahahahahahahah! (Flies away)
 * Batty- (Flies after Batula until bat army attacks him)
 * Batula- Now to finish you off once and for all! (Sharpens claws on his wings and feet, and swoops toward Batty)
 * Rainbow Dash- (Targets Batula, and zooms in for the strike)
 * Batula- Huh? (Sees Rainbow Dash darting towards him) AAAARRRRGH! (Rainbow Dash strikes him, and Batula is knocked out, and caught by Rainbow Dash, as she slams through the bat army, causing the remaining to retreat!)
 * Batty- 出色的工作、彩虹沖! (Chinese: Excellent work, Rainbow Dash!)
 * Rainbow Dash- (Didn't understand what he said) Uh...(Flicks antennae, and Batty switches back to normal)
 * Batty- Excellent work, Rainbow Dash!
 * (Pinkie): "Or when we met (Fake hypnotised voice) Hypnooooorattleeeeeeeeeeeee."
 * Celestia: "My little Ponies, we must renew the sealing spell on the statue of discord, and there's only one way to do it, we must used the elements of harmony on it!"
 * Twilight: "Understood, Princess. we can't have Discord coming back."
 * Celestia stuck her horn into the magical lock, and it opened the hidden wall. Celestia holds a chest.
 * Celestia: "Now, girls, may i present, the elements of harmony. (opens chest, the elements are there and present.)
 * Applejack: "Well, let's put them on and get on with it."
 * The masked Rattlesnake appeared!
 * Rattlesnake: "WHAT'S UP?!"
 * Celestia and Mane 6: "WHAT THE?"
 * Rattlesnake: "I like to start the show with a little tune, it goes something, like this!" (Shakes rattle, hypnotizing all the ponies, allowing the Rattlesnake to steal the Elements of Harmony) So long, ponies! (Slithers away, and the ponies snap out of the trance)
 * Rainbow Dash- What was that?
 * Celestia- It would seem we have a crook on our hands, because...(Noticed the Elements of Harmony being stolen)
 * Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! HE'S STOLEN THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY!
 * Rarity- Oh, dear! Now how are we supposed to repair Discord's statue? He's gonna come back and screw everything up again!
 * Pinkie: "On the plus-side, Cottin candy clouds that rain chocolate milk! YAY!"
 * Applejack: "Your not too bright, are you Pinkie?"
 * Celestia- I think we know some heroes who are willing to get those Elements back, and save Equestria before Discord breaks free!
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh! Hey Crane, remember when we met your brother?!"
 * Kevin: "What, wasn't I clear enough? I said, the forests has to go! Trees, bushes, anything foresty, ZIP! Has to go!"
 * Applejack: Hold your horses, Mr Longbill, haven't you seen the Lorax movie?
 * Spike: (Dubbed as Timon) "She has a point."
 * Kevin: "What?"
 * Spike: Forests are apart of our ecosystem, you take that away then all the animals won't have anywhere else to live.
 * Norm: Uh, Mr. Longbill, with all do respect, I gotta side with the little dragon on this one.
 * Kevin: "DO YOU AND EDWORD WANNA LIVE IN A BOX IN SOME ALLEY?!"
 * Norm and Edword moaned in fear!
 * Norm And Edword: "WE ARE WORMS! WORTHLESS WORMS!"
 * Kevin: "Idiots."
 * John wispers something to Slop and Hammer-face: "Someone took a nasty pill this morning."
 * Celestia: "Kevin, I have no disrespect for progress, and I do understand money helps a company survive, but please, have some limits on how far your willing to meet demands."
 * Kevin: "Oh, and what you do recimend on how we make cars, planes, or other stuff without factories, your whiteyness?"
 * Celestia: "I am not saying that, it's just, mass destruction of the forests is not nessersary."
 * Kevin: "What kind of a leader actselly gives a junk to a bunch of dirty standing logs with leafs?"
 * Celestia: "Kevin... What is wrong with you? One minute, you were nice, the next.... Well, it's like someone sucked away your harmony."
 * Kevin: "Harmony? That's for losers!"
 * Everyone gasps!
 * Kevin: "Oh, and that friendship stuff, (laughs), "Friendship" is just allience with a pet name! In the real world, no one has time for friends! it's all about the cash, modern conveniences and progress!"
 * Celestia: "Kevin, I am, fearfully concerned something may have happened to you. Are you merely stressed?"
 * Kevin: "The only stress I'm getting is from you, primitive!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "HEY! You can't speak to Celestia like that! What gives you the right to insult her!?"
 * Kevin: "One.... And he's big! (Pulls out his gitar and plays a gitar riff!)"
 * faint stomping sounds are heard.
 * Doloris: "Oh no...."
 * Norm and Edword wimpered and hided!
 * Hammer-Face: "Oh no."
 * John: "Not him."
 * Slop: "Now look what you done, you prancing show ponies!"
 * BOOM!
 * stomping gets louder!
 * John: "HIDE AWAY! HIDE AWAY!"
 * A huge shadow formed around the room. coming out of the light, revels a huge giant gorilla in a fancy suit, with a french handibar mustase, and a french hat.
 * Ape: "Oui, Misure Kev-vin?"
 * Kevin: "Gaston, show that Rainbow Horse some mannors!"
 * Gaston the ape cracks his knackles.
 * Applejack: "Oh ponyfeathers." (Gaston grabs RD.)
 * Gaston: "What sound does a lit-tle pon-ny make?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... (Squeaking) Nay?"
 * Gaston: "Close enough."
 * Gaston begins to walk away with Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash- Let me go, you big fat blob! I'm warning you, let go of me! (Gaston leaves with her)
 * Scootaloo: "What's that guy gonna do to Rainbow Dash?"
 * Kevin- Nothing fatal, just.... Human reshorces. Listen everyone, I do apologize for the insults, but business is business. I do care about the environment as much as I do for all of you, but sacrifices have to be made. (Music plays) You see, life can't always be fair sometimes, but you just gotta get use to it. Even if it means affecting the environment. I mean, I can't be bad, right?
 * Applebloom: "No way, Kevin! Your the greatest!"
 * Kevin: "See? Now, come Applebloom, we got change to make."
 * Applebloom: "Yes sir!"
 * Kevin: "That means you guys too!"
 * The shark lawyers, Doloris, Norm and Edword followed at music begins to tensify.
 * Scootaloo: "I just want you guys to know, me and the Crusaders quit!"
 * Applebloom: "Well, I offitcally leave the crusadiers!"
 * Applebloom catches up with Kevin.
 * Scootaloo: "No......"
 * Celestia: "I fear he may had been corrupted by something... Or someone.... And I know who is capable to make such a corruption so quick." (Kevin sings 'How Bad Can I Be')
 * (Icky): "Was it REALLY nessersary to include the song, Pinkie?"
 * (Pinkie): "What can I say, Kevin's a good singer. It was no wonder why Applebloom liked him so much. Oh, hey Rarity remember that really south trip to paris where you met Frances?"
 * Rarity: (The flashback is suddenly interrupted when Rarity tears the view apart with some scissors) "PINKIE PIE, I HAVE INSTRUCTED SPEFICLY THAT WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SEX SLAVE TRADE MESS EVER AGAIN!?"
 * Icky: "Yeah, I have to be honest.... That Gary epsisode seriously has some controverseal stuff into it. Sex slave trades, people getting killed, Shen having one of his ugliest meltdowns yet, and the introduction of one of the darkest villains ever, Count Vladamer."
 * Pinkie: "Yeah, espeically when you prevoked him to go after spongebob because what you said."
 * Icky: "You know, i thought this would end differnetly. I mean, didn't old Vladdy here just heard us say the Ammomimus Benufacteror was after you because he and those other cultest thought you were their idolised god or something?"
 * Vladamer made a shocked face.
 * Count Vladamer: "What?"
 * Icky: "Oh ya know, you said the guy who wasted your wife had a box with arms symbolisum on the robe. Turns out, they actselly thought Spongebob was the god they needed for some propitcy and they did all sorts of shit for him. If your some inforgiveable jerk, you could say it's spongebob's fault for the exsitence of the cult because they worshipped him and did all that horrorable stuff because they wanted people to love and tolerate snails. You could even go as far as saying Spongebob killed your wife by having a jerk follwer of an insane cult doing it in his name...(Unknown to Icky, Vladamer was losing it, emotionaly, and mentally) But your obviously a reasonable old vulture, and you can't possably let yourself go crazy because of a few.... (finally noticing Vladamer looking angry and resentful) Uh......... I just said something stupid did i?"
 * Iago: "What do you think?"
 * Count Vladamer: "YOU?! (LOOMS OVER SPONGEBOB AND GARY) THAT MONSTER WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU WALKING HUNK OF CHEESE! (pulls out an old fastion-looking gun and points it at Spongebob)"
 * Spongebob: "WHOA! Easy there Vlad. Icky was just a loud-mouth comic relief, he didn't know any better!"
 * Iago: Way to go, Icky. You and your big beack again!
 * Lord Shen: You Idiot! (Hits Icky over the head)
 * (Icky): "Can we PLEASE not remember that?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, oh, remember that really fun time with Mr. El Amazeo?!"
 * (Dramatic circus music plays in the background)
 * El Amazeso: "Ladies and gentle, uh, horses, the moment you being waiting for, a-comes! May i proudly present, Fluttershy, the dragon dancer!"
 * Fluttershy is reveled in a fake skaley costume and a small whip.
 * Fluttershy: "Dra-dra, dragon?"
 * Packy, Bladefang, and Trisha are seen looking sadly in the sidelines.
 * Packy: "We were idiots for doing this."
 * El Amazeso: "May I present, also, a imfamous, ginormus, Lion Dragon!"
 * A huge Lion-like dragon appears behind Fluttershy, and roared!
 * Fluttershy: "EEK!"
 * El Amazeso: "Now, Fluttershy, it';s time for you to tame this ferious be-"
 * Amazeso sees Fluttershy whimpering about!
 * El Amazeso wispers to a walkie talkie: "Vulturo, hit the pony with a bravery spell!"
 * Vulturo: Yes, El Amazeso. (Begins to chant an bravery incantion)
 * El Amazeso: Unleash, The Surprise Dragon!
 * A familier looking but somewhat aged Camilian Dragon comes forth. it roars mencingly!
 * El Amazeso: Ladies and Gentelponies, our daring pegasus pony will now tame not only one but two ferious dragons!
 * Fluttershy (under breavery spell): "Alright you gene-spliced freaks! I don't like you, and you don't like me, but we are gonna do this with no problems what so ever! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
 * The Lion Dragon does a ferce T-Rax Roar from Jurassic Park!
 * Fluttershy bucks the Lion Dragon in the nose!
 * Fluttershy: "TRY THAT AGAIN, I DARE YA!"
 * Lion Dragon: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR-- (Fluttershy punches Lion Dragon in the throat) AUUCCCK!
 * Fluttershy: (Flies onto Lion Dragon's back, and begins riding)
 * El Amazeso: So far so good. (whispers to Vulturo via walkie talkie again) Vulutro, have one of your bats be ready to take the form of Lord Cobra of the Villain Leage's frightening dragon pet.
 * Vulturo: "Oh, a challnaging one. JIMA SUE KAI!"
 * Bats began to fuse into the Jabberwocky!
 * Packy: "Aw snap no!"
 * Bladefang: By my coils, what is that?
 * Trisha: "Big apple help us."
 * Fluttershy is finsih beating the crud outta the two dragons.
 * Fluttershy: "WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?!"
 * The aged Camilain dragon notices Fluttershy's cutiemark, and sheds a tear as realising who this pony was.
 * Camilian Dragon: "F-fl-fl, Fluttershy? Is, is, is that, y-y-y-you?"
 * Fluttershy stomps into the Camilan Dragon's eye!
 * Fluttershy: "SHUT IT!"
 * Camilian Dragon: "It's me... George."
 * Fluttershy: I SAID SHUT IT!!!!
 * George (Tearing): Cat-Bird help me
 * Suddenly a loud roar is heard that gave all of the ponies chills down their spines.
 * Fancy Pants: Wha, what was that?
 * El Amazeso: That's enough for the Camilain Dragon, Dragon-Taming Fluttershy! Your Real challenge has just arrive.
 * The Loud Roaring continues as George begins to whimper in fear.
 * Fleur: "EEK! WHAT IS COBRA'S MONSTER DOING HERE?!"
 * The (False) Jabberwocky slams through the cage and roars menacely!
 * (False) Jabberwocky: "Dragon Tamer, your reign ends here!"
 * El Amazeso: Here Dragon Tamer Fluttershy, you can use my whip this time. (Gives Fluttershy his whip)
 * (False) Jabberwocky charges, but Fluttershy, with one smack of the whip, obliterated The (False) Japperwocky into an explowsion of spriling illusion bats!
 * audience cheer!
 * Fancy Pants: "I don't believe! Fluttershy slain the genuine Jabberwocky! this is legendary!"
 * El Amazeso: "Believe it, friends, you seen it for your very eyes! Lord Cobra's own menacing monster, falls into the might of Dragonshy, the unstoppable!"
 * Fluttershy: ANY ONE OF YOU DRAGON MEANIES LIKE TO BE NEXT!!!
 * El Amazeso: Ladies and Gentelponies, who wants to see Dragonshy battle The enfamous Jabberwocky again in round 2?!
 * audience cheered!
 * El Amazeso (Wispers to walkie-talkie): "Audience demands an encore!"
 * Vulturo: Of course, El Amazeso. One stronger and even more power version of Lord Cobra's own menacing monster for the the Big Finale coming right up. Bat leader?
 * The Bat Leader nods and lets out another screech to summon 900 illusionary bats.
 * they fused into become another false Jabberwocky!
 * it rams through the stage and charges!
 * Fluttershy charges as well!
 * The False Jabberwocky tail-whips Fluttershy and knocks her into a beam.
 * False Jabberwocky: I will enjoy tearing your little wings asunder, Dragonshy! (Hisses like a lizard)
 * Fluttershy gets up, charges, grabs false Jabberwocky, and slams it into the ground, oblitrating it back into illusion bats!
 * El Amazeso: "ISN'T SHE INCREDABLE?!"
 * The Audience went wild.
 * El Amazeso: But fear not friends. The third and final round will bring your exciting experience here to a close for sure!
 * the breavery spell wore off, and Fluttershy's normal now.
 * Fluttershy: "Huh? What's going on?"
 * another Fasle Jabberwocky appeared again!
 * Fluttershy: "Meep."
 * False Jabberwocky roars!
 * El Amazeso: "Dear Dragonsay! Nothing your doing to this creature is working! What is your next pla-"
 * Fluttershy screamed!
 * Fluttershy zoomed out of there!
 * El Amazeso (wispers to walkie talkie): "Vulturo, your damn spell wore off?! Use you mind magic to tell Fluttershy the Japperwocky's not real!"
 * Vulturo: "But alcourse!"
 * The False Jabberwocky roars and flys after Fluttershy.
 * Fluttershy hears a voice.
 * Vulturo: "Relax, child. The Jabberwocky is a fake! Just hit it once and it's defeated! But for this one, you need to use your deadlist weapon!"
 * Fluttershy gasped!
 * Fluttershy: "The stare!"
 * Fluttershy stops, and the False Jabberwocky stops.
 * Fluttershy uses, the stare, and manages to stare down the false Japperwocky, until it explowed into bats again!
 * the Audience cheered!
 * El Amazeso: "INCREDABLE! EVEN JUST LOOKING AT IT CAN KILL! I always did knew looks can kill! Behold, as the most dangerious member of the leage befalls at the might of Circ De Inspiring, and the almighty Dragonshy!"
 * Suddenly A Fast Purple Flash of light zooms and gets Fluttershy in mid air.
 * El Amazeso wispers to walkie talkie: "What the hell is going on?! What are you doing?!"
 * Nelson: I don't Think that was Vulturo, look!
 * We see that the purple flash was really Spyro with Kairi now wearing a combination of a princess dress and her three zipper strapless mini-dress top but it is in Spyro's color, a light pink halter top underneath her mini-dress with a dark purple bow at the back with the dress covered in purple gems and has maching shoes and tiara pluse they are acompined by Sparx, Cynder, Riku and the Dragon Gang.
 * El Amazeso: "WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
 * Vulturo appears, and zaps Spyro and gang down!
 * Fluttershy gets up, confused!
 * El Amazeso: "How shameful of the Zaragoza people, first they deny people their show, now stealing from Circ De Inspiring?! The nerve of them!! Never have i been so insulted!"
 * The Audience boos at Spyro's group!
 * Tirga, Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson came forth, and with Vulturo, surround the group.
 * El Amazeso: "What do you say, dear audience, we punish these talentless hacks, by shooting them OUT OF THE CANNON!"
 * A huge cannon pointing torwords someplace far away is shown!
 * El Amazeso: "And I want you, the audience, to countdown with me!"
 * the Audience cheer!
 * Suddenly the auddience hear a familier "Afro Circus tune" As they look up at the sky to see a familier flying circus approching.
 * Fancy Pants: "I say, what incredable thing is that!"
 * Fluer: "It's unlike anything i have seen before!"
 * El Amazeso: "Now what!?"
 * The Shell Louge Squad (wearing afro wigs and Pinkie Pie in Marty's get up), and Circus Zaragoza appear.
 * Twilight: (Dressed up as a ringmaster) Are you guys ready for this?
 * Evreyone: Yeah!
 * Skipper: Oppertaion: Shell Louge Afro Circus Rescue and Bring El Amazeso and Circ De Inspiring to Justice, Engage!
 * Private: Aye, aye, Skipper. (The Elephants blow coloured flames to get nearer)
 * Suddenly Nelson, Mia, Tigra, Leonardo and Vulturo are suddenly blown away from Spyro's group by a familir sonic roar!
 * But they get up quickly!
 * Vulturo zaps a spell that disables Spyro!
 * Vulturo: "(Chackles), Not so tough now, are we, boy?"
 * Twilight teliports down!
 * Twilight: "Hey you witch! You and me!"
 * Vulturo: "You dare challnaged Vulturo, the greatest of the arabian sands?"
 * Twilight: "Daring to the extreme, you old hag!"
 * Vulturo: "We're playin that way, huh? Very well then! DRAW!"
 * Vulturo levitates Cynder, and makes a giant Anval appear from above to crash her!
 * Twilight turns the giant Anval into a giant pillow!
 * the pellow lands on Cynder.
 * Cynder: "Ah, confy."
 * Vulturo casted a birrase a pies, and flings them at Twilight!
 * Twilight makes the pies hit Vulturo instead.
 * Twilight: Take that!
 * Kowalski: Skipper, Twilight is fighting Amazeso's Magic act but Spyro is down!
 * Vulturo casted snow on top of Twilight!
 * Twilight Summons a Pheonix to melt the snow away.
 * Vulturo summons a T. Rex, which charges after Twilight!
 * Twilight Summons a Spinosaurus and it charges at the T-Rex!
 * Vulturo: "Ok, no more miss nice vulture! (Makes both dinos vanish!)"
 * Vulturo levitates Hiccup and Astrid, and turns Hiccup into an old man, and Astrid into a little girl.
 * Twilight: "I bet you thought that would defeat me, but luckly, ever since Trixie's little attempt, I have inproved."
 * Vulturo: "Ha! Your bluffing."
 * Twilight: Oh yeah? Then try this one for size. (She levitates Kairi and the still disabled Spyro and makes Spyro very small and Kairi into a 50 foot giantess like susan)
 * Vulturo's beak just dropped!
 * Vulturo: "WHAT?! BUT, HOW?!"
 * Twilight: It's a new one I learned after Trixie's attempted revenge on me.
 * Vulturo: "But, it matters not! Your previous vikings are still trap in there current state! Your helpless too-"
 * ???: Not if my Sister and I can help it!
 * Vulturo: "What in the-"
 * Suddenly some extreamly powerful magic change Hiccup and Astrid back to their teen selfs and drains Vulturo of her magic powers!
 * Illusion bats vanished!
 * Vulturo: "No, no, NO!"
 * Tirga slams away the others and grabs Fluttershy, and makes a run for it!
 * Mia: "Guys, defend Tigra!"
 * Leonardo, Nelson, and Mia stand in the way of the one exit that Tirga went through!
 * Suddenly We see Julien and Soyna on their motorbike drive right through Leonardo, Nelson and Mia, knocking them over like bowling pins!
 * Icky: STRIKE!!!!
 * Tigra notices Sonya, and grabs the bike by the nose!
 * Tirga: "You are fools for challnaging Tigra the Incredable!"
 * Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson get up.
 * Suddenly a net appeared above Mia, Leonardo and Nelson and caught the three.
 * Sonya lets out a big bear roar at Tigra, breifly disoriented her, and spins the bike round hitting her a couple of times and then hits her right into a cage.
 * A whip wraps around Fluttershy, reveled to be El Amazeso!
 * El Amamzeso: "YOU HAVE TOO MUCH POTAINAL TO SURRENDER SO EASILY! Vulturo, start the car!"
 * Vulturo starts the car as El Amazeso gets in!
 * El Amaazeso: "DRIVE!"
 * Car drives away!
 * Spyro: (No longer disabled sees the villains escaping) Rainbow Dash, we need to stop that car!
 * Car is near unreachable limits!
 * The Cannon fires Rainbow Dash at the Car and runs it off the the road!
 * El Amazeso smacks Rainbow Away, as Spyro on a trapese grabs Fluttershy, but El Amazeso hold on!
 * Vulturo gets out and makes a run for it!
 * As the struggle commences, El Amazeso kicks over a crate of flesh eating cobras swimming into a pool!
 * the trapese swings aroung like a pendailain, as the fight for Fluttershy continues!
 * Mia, Leonardo, and Nelson break free of the net!
 * Mia: "El Amazeso! He needs our help!"
 * Suddenly Terk appears swinging on a vine.
 * Terk: And she takes out the kingpins!
 * Terk pumps Mia, Leonardo and Nelson knocking them out and disabling them for capture.
 * El Amazeso gets a strong advanage on Spyro and prepares to drop him to the flesh eating Cobras!
 * El Amazeso: "It's time your reign ends here, dragon! Fluttershy is now my properity, and mine alone! And you? Your water fleash eating cobra chow! Any pityful hero remarks?"
 * Fluttershy kicks Amazeso in the gut!
 * El Amazeso: "OOF?! WHY YOU?! (Realised he lost his grip on Spyro)... Uh..... Ok, can we, start over, I wasn't able to-"
 * Spyro gets a death grip on El Amazeso!
 * Spyro: I don't think so! Kairi, Alex, Gia, Take Fluttershy! (Throws her over to Kairi, Gia and Alex) Fluttershy is not your propertiy and it is your reign that ends here! (Spyro flys away from the flesh-eating Cobras while carrying a stuggleing angry El Amazeso with evreyone watches in amazement.
 * Stefano: "Give him a good one, Mr. Spyro!"
 * El Amazeso: "YOU ACURSED PURPLE MENACE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I AM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER IN THE UNITED UNIVERSES!"
 * Spyro (Dubbed as Alex): Your days of abusing Circus Animals and being an evil greedy ringmaster are over El Amazeso, because you just messed with Fluttershy's innocent fillyhood, Circus Zaragoza and my Friends!
 * Spyro drops El Amazezo into a cage where the ringmaster begins behaving like a mad wild animal, to the shock of everyone, even his followers.
 * Vulturo, who snuck back, was surprised as well.
 * Nelson: "And he called us animals?"
 * Fancy Pants: "My goodness, what a beast that human is!"
 * Fluer fainted.
 * Vulturo: "I.... I.... I can't believe i was obedient to, this!"
 * Packy: "Look at that guys, El Amazeso's true calling in life, a jail jockey!"
 * Bladefang: "Quite befitting."
 * Trisha: "Ah, he was a stinking douche anyway!"
 * Spyro: Prison is where evil villains both established and oc alike and extreamly greedy dirtbag ringmasters like you belong, El Amazeso.
 * El Amazeso: "YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME, I AM THE GREAT EL AMAZESO! I AM THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ANY WORLD! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, YOU STUPID PURPLE PILE OF-"
 * Suddenly El Amazeso is hit in the butt by a tranquilizer dart paralyzing him.
 * Spyro: Now sit!
 * El Amazeso sat down.
 * Spyro: Lie down.
 * El Amazeso falls flat on his face!
 * We See Marucie and Mort who has a tranquilizer gun watching this as well.
 * Mort: (Chuckeling while Maruice patted him on the head) Naughty me.
 * Spyro: Roll over.
 * El Amazeso fliches over.
 * Spyro: Good El Amazeso. Now Stay!
 * Fancy Pants: "Well that was certainly worth the price of abmission!"
 * Fluer comes to.
 * Fancy Pants: (Calling out to Rarity): "I SAY, MISS RARITY AND FRIENDS, JOLLY GOOD JOB!"
 * The Audience apllease!
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, anyone remember those musquito hornet guys?"
 * Commander Sting'nbite: BZZZ BZZZZ BZZ BZZZZZ! ('Bombs away!') (Skeeterazoids fly down onto Ponyville)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Wakes up from nap on cloud) Wha--Wonderbolts, where are yo...(Sees Skeeterazoids down in Ponyville) GREAT GATZBY! NOT ANOTHER INVASION! (Dives down after Skeeterazoid invasion)
 * Twilight: (Skeeterazoids break into library) What in the name of Celestia?
 * Spike: (Wakes up) Wha--I'm up, I'm up! (Sees Skeeterazoids) Uh, Twilight, what's going on?
 * Skeeterazoid Soldier: It's the one they call Twilight Sparkle! Get her! (Skeeterazoids infect Twilight)
 * Spike: TWILIGHT! (Skeeterazoids see him)...Uh...suprise?
 * Skeeterazoid Soldier 2: Boys, get 'em! (Skeeterazoids grab Spike)
 * Spike: YIPES! (Gets sacked) Ah no you creeps don't!? (Burps, and gets out of sack cause it was set on fire!)
 * Skeeterazoid: "YIKES?! HE BURPS FIRE?! FALL BACK?!"
 * The cowards retreat as Spike gets concern of the now ill Twilight.
 * Spike: "TWILIGHT?!"
 * Applejack: (At Apple Acres fighting off the invading Skeeterazoids) Sweet sassy-malassy! (Bucks Skeeterazoids) What are these things? (Bucks another)
 * Big Macintosh: I have no idea, but they sure don't look friendly!
 * Applebloom: I'll say! (Runs for cover, then Skeeterazoids infect Applejack)
 * Applejack: Uhhhgh! (Faints)
 * Big Mac: "SIS!?"
 * Applebloom: "APPLEJACK!?"
 * Skeetraziods laughed, until a fast rainbow force smacks into them, as they start screaming, which goes away after a Sonic Rainboom!
 * at rariy's shop, Rarity has already beaten a very large number of Skeetraziods!
 * Skeetra soldier: "THE WHITE ONE'S TOO DANGERIOULY POWERFUL IN A STRANGE FIGHTING SYTILE! RETREAT!"
 * Remaining Skeetraziods ran off!
 * Rarity: "AND STAY OUT YOU RUFFIANS!"
 * Fluttershy's house!
 * Skeetraziods ran away, crying like babys!
 * Fluttershy: "DON'T YOU EVER THREATEN ME OR MY ANIMALS AGAIN, YOU MEANIES!"
 * At Sugercube corner, Skeetraziods are seen sent flying by cake and party orniments!
 * Pinkie: "THAT'S FOR BEING MEANIES AND SCARING THE BABIES?!"
 * Rainbow Dash is seen, standing on top the entire invadsion force, all of them defeated!
 * Sting'nbite: "Buzz buzz, buzz! (Aw nuts! I underestamated these cute horseys! Gotta go!)"
 * bugs vanish!
 * (Pinkie): "And then we played a arousing game of Whodunit with Mr. Adrian."
 * SpongeBob: Alright, we gotta search every one of these rooms. Let's start with the servants' rooms. (Sniffles, stuffed up after crying over Sandy) (The assaulter uses his magic to teleport his kidnapped victims, who are still unconscious, from his secret room to Sheensworth's closet. This was noticed by Merlin, who gotten suspitious, and desided to keep quiet, planning to capture the real assulter off-guard.)
 * Shifu: (All enter one servant's room) Alright, who's room is this, Scorpo?
 * Scorpo: This room belongs to my servant, Mr. DiGiorno.
 * Pinkie: OOOH, is he a pizza?
 * Scorpo: (Sighs) If you're talking about DiGiorno Pizza, then no.
 * Pinkie: Aww!
 * Mr. DiGiorno: (Italian accent) But I do eat-a the pizza! I have-a some fresh-a pizza in ze oven. Would you-a like some?
 * Pinkie: OOOH-OOOH, YES! (Gets pizza, and takes a bite)
 * Celestia: (Chuckles) No wonder Pinkie's the element of laughter. Even I can't resist her antics. (Everybody huddles up again, and leaves Mr. DiGiorno's room)
 * Pinkie: BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHPPP! (Everyone is suprised)... Excuse me.
 * Mr. DiGiorno: Momma mia, my burping-a record has been-a broken. (Everyone laughs, then they enter another room)
 * Prince Scorpo: "This is Mr. Kazoo-farto's room."
 * Icky and Iago laughed out
 * Icky: "KAZOO FART!"
 * Iago: "(LAUGHS)!"
 * Rainbow Dash laughs out loud!
 * Pinkie lost it in laughter!
 * Celestia: "Enough! As funny as that sounds, we have a matter to deal with!"
 * Cynder: "Yeah guys, this is serious!"
 * Icky: I know, but seriously, that's one of the funniest names I ever heard.
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: I think YOUR name is funny! (Farts like a kazoo)
 * Iago: Okay, we're not laughing AT you... Well, actually, yes, WE ARE! (Laughs)
 * Shifu: SILENCE!!! Stop this incessant laughing, and let's get back to the task at hand. (Smells fart) Oh, God!  (Icky and Iago laugh out loud, then they both smell it)
 * Icky: UUUHGGGH!!!
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Scoffs) Stinks, doesn't it? You should see my father. He farts all the time, and he says it smells like bubble-gum. But do you know what it REALLY smells like? DO YOU?
 * Icky: No, but I don't wanna know.
 * Iago: I do!
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: IT SMELLS LIKE A DYING ANIMAL!!!! (Icky and Iago hold laughs) Don't you do it! Don't you laugh, you laugh, then you get it!
 * Icky: (Holds in laugh, then suddenly lets it out, along with Iago)
 * Mr. Kazoo-Farto: (Slaps both Icky and Iago) Do it again, go ahead! I dare you! (Walks away)
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey come back here!"
 * Twilight: "No Rainbow Dash, he seemed like the type incapable of being aggessive un-provoked."
 * Scorpo:...Yeah, about that, Kazoo-Farto gets laughed at all the time for that name. He even gets angry when that happens, and has beaten down bullies tougher than him. So it's best if you stop, okay? Besides, he's not even remotely capable of the kind of violence being commited.
 * Icky/Iago: Agreed. (Everyone then huddles up, and they enter another room)
 * Shining Armor: Who's room is this?
 * Sheensworth: (Eyes turn green, being powered by the assaulter) It's... Uh... My room.
 * Twilight: You keep a large poster of yourself?
 * Sheensworth: Yeah, I like to keep it around so I have someone to talk to. His name is Sheen.
 * B.O.B: What a rediculous badger you are!
 * Sheensworth: Hey, I didn't know it was gonna be scrutinized. If you don't like it, then let's get out of here.
 * Skipper: Not until we've searched the place. (Everybody searches the room)
 * Viper:... (Looks under bed, and gasps)... You guys?... (Shows blood-stained club)
 * Everyone: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Spongebob: "HOLLY SHRIMP! SO THAT'S WHERE THAT THING WENT!"
 * Everyone looks at Sheensworth.
 * Skipper: Well, well! I think we've found our assaulter!
 * Sheensworth: (Still posessed) Now hold on a second, that's not mine!
 * Po: Yeah, I suppose it crawled under that bed all by itself!
 * Sheensworth: Well, maybe it did, I didn't injure anybody!
 * SpongeBob: Why don't you tell it to Sandy, you son of a bitch!
 * Sheensworth: Wait, please, this is crazy! We-we-wha-this is just-what about Roger? We don't know where he or his friends are, he could've planted that there.
 * Skipper:... Well... I suppose it's possible... Mang could've provide magical assistence, and Roger did the dirty rest... But we still need to-(Muffled voices are heard from inside the closet)
 * Private: What is that?
 * Tigress: It's coming from the closet! (Everyone looks inside to see Genie, The Jungle Crew, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Gomamon, and Patamon)
 * SpongeBob: GUYS!!
 * Timon: (Gasps after his mouth cloth is untied) I need air!
 * Roger: Whew! Jeepers, that almost killed me!
 * Donkey: Great Scott, it was dark in here!
 * Puss: Yes, but thank goodness the others were here to save us.
 * Skipper: (Everyone looks angrily at Sheensworth) You're going to Prison 42, Sheensworth!
 * Sheensworth: (Acting under the control of the real assaulter) Like HELL I am! You aren't taking me anywhere, you overdressed tuxedo bird! Not you, or any other mother fuckers in this damn room! I'M NOT GOING TO PRISON 42, AND I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! (Runs off)
 * Skipper: AFTER HIM! DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY!
 * SpongeBob: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO SANDY, YOU BIG BADGERHOLE!!! (Everybody but Merlin runs after him, and the Assaulter snickers)
 * Merlin notices green eyes on the un-named servent.
 * Merlin: "Got ya, Assulter?!"
 * Assulter: "WHAT?! No! Your suppose to think it was Sheensworth?!"
 * Merlin: "Well, maybe you should've ensured I wasn't able to sense magic as well, fiend!"
 * Assulter: ".... Gah, I knew I forgot something! Whatever, your dead?!"
 * Merlin and the Assulter have a magical duel!
 * Everyone was chasing Sheensworth through series of wacky parodies and reference followed by a scoopy-doo and mystery inc cameo as the Benny Hill theme played.
 * Po: "GAH! WE'RE NEVER GONNA CATCH HIM IN THIS PACE?!"
 * Merlin and the Assulter still battled.
 * Assulter: "My revenge will be mine, one way or anoth-"
 * Merlin knocks him out!
 * the assulter passed out!
 * Merlin: "This is why you don't talk during a magical duel."
 * He dropped an evil look spell book! Merlin destroys it!
 * Sheensworth is unhypnotised, but suddenly pounced apawn!
 * Sheensworth: "WHAT THE?!"
 * The magic ponies get their horns back!
 * Icky: "Ok, Sheenbutt?! Your under arrest for louger assult and conspirtity against heroes?!"
 * Sheensworth: "No! Please believe me! I'm innosent! I told you a million times, IT'S NOT ME?!"
 * Celestia: "..... He is telling the truth.... All this time, he was telling the truth."
 * Icky: "You mean it's not Sheensworth!"
 * SSpongebob: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WILL WE EVER GET OUT OF THIS WHODUNIT NIGHTMARE?!"
 * Merlin (with the un-named servent in a magic trap ball): "Everyone, we are just about done with it. I found our real assulter! This guy! By  destroying the book, the mares got our horns back!"
 * Celestia: "Sheensworth, our apologies. I promise an apologentic party in Canterlot just for you after we ask questions on this real villain."
 * (Pinkie): "Oh, and remember when Trixie made a new friend with Latifier?"
 * (Trixie): Oh, crap, no!
 * Rarity gets zapped, and is in a rediculious outfit!
 * Rarity: "EEK?! NOT THIS ABOMINABLE CLOTHING AGAIN?!"
 * Latifier and Jerry laughed out loud!
 * Latifier: Damn, pony, that skirt looks rediculous!
 * Jerry: Yeah, she looks more hideous than Joseph Merrick.
 * Rainbow Dash: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, TRIXIE! Stop this madness now!
 * Trixie: Or what, Rainbow Trash? (Zaps Rainbow Dash, making her right wing larger, causing her to lose her balance) (Latifier and Jerry laugh again)
 * Jerry: Now that's what I call a pony on steroids! (Laughs)
 * Latifier: (Laughs) I-I can't-I can't breathe! I can't breathe!
 * Applejack: This has gone far enough--(Trixie zaps her, and her head turns into an apple)
 * Latifier: (Laughs harder) That knocks them dead!
 * Twilight: "Trixie, that is enough! You and those crooks have done enough?!"
 * Trixie: Oh, there you are! (Turns Twilight into an elephant)
 * Twilight: What the--?!? Oh, very funny!
 * Trixie: I should've known you'd never forgive me!
 * Twilight: Trixie, Professor Latifier is trying to trick you into destroying your own life!
 * Trixie: LIAR! (Zaps Twilight, and she turns into a rabbit)
 * Twilight: HEY!
 * Celestia: Trixie, what Twilight is saying is true! You must get rid of that amulet before it's too late!
 * Trixie: (Turns Celestia into a weasel) (Thunderstorm gets worse)
 * Twilight: (Turns herself back to normal) Trixie, listen to me! You're being made a fool!
 * Trixie: (Makes Twilight's mouth disappear) This place belongs to Latifier, now, Twilight Sparkle! If I ever see you again, I'll rip out your soul, and turn it into a marble! (Pushes the Lodge, Twilight and the Celestial sisters out of Ponyville, and puts up a shield around the town)
 * Latifier: "Nicely done. Now, newsflash ponyvillians, No more will you have Celestia or any of her goons, cause we're the new owners!"
 * Mane 5 and everyone else: "New owners?
 * Latifier: "That's right! Now listen here you birdbrains, if you want to remain what you all are currently, you gotta get hip with us, i know all about it, see?" (Sings Iago's version of 'A Friend Like Me')
 * (Iago): That bastard still owes me loads of dollars for totally stealing MY song!
 * (Spongebob): "But wasn't it genie's song first?"
 * (Iago): "I ACTSELLY got permission from him and Disney. THAT JOKER didn't!"
 * (Icky): "Why include the songs into it?"
 * (Pinkies): "I like songs. And that's just season 1. Season 2 was a real blast! Espeically when we met that funny monkey Blot!"
 * Spyro: (Wakes up to find that he has been tied up to a shipmast, seeing his friends tied up like animals while being tortured by the pirates) Guys?
 * Frank: Hello, purple boy!
 * Blackfang: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: Oh, no! Kairi, where are you?
 * Black Parrot: We got you good, Mon Sherries!
 * Pinkie: We're not cherries!
 * Crazy Leg Fry: Put a cork in it, Spassy Pie before I brake your neck, tear your heart out and eat it!
 * Pinkie: EWW! THAT IS DISGUSTING!! Hey, aren't rabbits vegitarians?
 * Fry: ...DAMN IT, SHE SAW THROUGH MY BLUFF!!
 * Spyro: Kairi? Are you there?
 * Kairi: (Tied to a pole with Riku) Over here.
 * Riku: (Dubbed as Diego) Welcome to the party.
 * Blot: (Appears in front of Spyro) Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
 * Spyro:...That's your foot.
 * Blot: (Chuckles) Nothing gets by you, does it?
 * Kairi: (While struggling with the ropes binding her wrists behind her back) What do you guys want from us, anyway?
 * Blot: I bet you're feeling lost. Scared. Confused! Allow me to explain! Help me out, Boys! (Music plays)
 * Frank: Ooh, the captain's gonna sing a shantee! (Fluttershy whimpers as the pirates sung their song)
 * (Spyro): "Ok Pinkie, THAT'S enough remembering?!"
 * Pinkie: "Oops. Sorry Spyro. I didn't realise your stipp upset about realising that Blot got the worse punishment because of Mr. Cobra desiding to try and use him to get to you and Kairi."
 * Spyro: "It's ok... I just, feel awful that, I didn't stop Taiklar from turning him to gold. He may've not been a saint, but he didn't deserve to have that happen to him."
 * Cynder: "Maybe we should only include the postitive part of our adventures with the Main 6."
 * Spongebob: "Yeah! And not only that, but we sprouse up the place with stuff that makes US feel at home!"
 * Lord Shen: "You don't mind that, do you miss Sparkle?"
 * Twilight: "That's actselly a great idea. I welcome it."
 * Pinkie: YAAAAY!! LET'S GET STARTED!!!

Chapter 2: The Lodgers Make Finishing Touches
Later... Hallway one. Flashback. Reality. Meanwhile. Back here. Earlier... Present Cutaway Present this son plays as The Lougers and Main 6 place up more SAF treasures up in the hallways of the castle as time past by days.
 * Icky: (They see all the crystals they made of their memories with the Mane 6) Well, it's all finished! And all it took was a few crystals from Kuzco.
 * Sparx:...Wow!...I had no idea we had so many good times we had with our pony friends.
 * Po: Me neither! I mean, I know they are a grand part of our series, but come on! Did we REALLY have that many? There's more than the ones we had in our series.
 * Pinkie: That's because it includes ones we haven't shown on screen, silly. Remember the time when Kairi flew Spyro all across Equestria from the Frozen North to the Badlands?
 * Lord Shen:...I almost had a heart attack.
 * Spyro: Yes, had a hell of an adrenaline rush.
 * Pinkie: And how about the time when we went racing down those LOOOONG rapids like a water slide?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, you mean Raging Rapids? That was just a hobby that I do every Sunday to get some enjoyment. I'm surprised that even Kairi was able to make it through without a scratch. Did a perfect dive at the end, too.
 * Lord Shen:...I almost had a heart attack with THAT one, too.
 * Icky: When HAVEN'T you almost had a heart attack when Kairi does something that shows she's as tough as you? She's been growing up pretty fast, you know.
 * Lord Shen: I know, but she's all the family I have left in my life...I mean, besides you guys.
 * Pinkie: Ooh, ooh, ooh, remember when Kairi--
 * Lord Shen: OKAY, OKAY, NO MORE MEMORIES OF KAIRI!! ISN'T THERE ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE HER?!?
 * Icky: "There is the one when we had the make-up Gala after dealing with Nedorkious."
 * Po: There's also the time we spent Twilight's birthday in Paradisa.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, and my personal favorite, when we spent Nightmare Night in Dark Cynder's Old Fortress telling horror stories until one was left standing....I was the one who won.
 * Applejack: Oh, yeah, until you ended up getting scared out of the place by Cynder.
 * Cynder: (Softly laughs)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, ha-ha-ha, it is to laugh. But I'm at least lucky that I'm not so easy to scare anymore after that haunted house that read my mind. You could show me a zombie pony, and I would still be right as rain.
 * Fluttershy: There's a spider on your back, Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) Like I'll fall for that...hey...something feels funny on my...back...(Sees a spider on her back)
 * Spider: Well, howdy do!
 * Rainbow Dash:...AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!! (Some of the Lodgers laugh)
 * Twilight: Well, while she's on that matter, let's get these crystals set up. After words, let's give the castle a fesh coat of decor from our times in the Lougers adventures.
 * Cornwall: I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * Gilda was helping Trixie hang one of the Trixie trapistries from the ambulet mess.
 * Gilda: "There's the one from the first time around. Now to place over the second one, this time, with Latifier's face in it. Wow, that guy was a glory hug."
 * Trixie: "Tell me about it."
 * Po placed up some artist pictures of the autem feast from the When Turkeys Revolt episode.
 * Shifu: "Ahh, the artest renditions of the autem feast of that fateful year of 2012."
 * Po: "Well, it felt to be abit of a shame no one got to be able to see these things, so I'm hanging them here."
 * Boss Wolf was placing up a taxadermised arm of a mutant zombie.
 * Icky: "Uh.... Ya know the mutant zombies were turned back to normal, right? That means there's a dude in POI-SON missing an arm!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, remember that one zombie that got hit by Shen after destroying his spear? Well, in defending himself, the arm kinda came off, so, I kept the thing in Kolwalski's speical dimentional cube thingie and had a wolf who's a great taxadermy exbert fix it up. Besides, Alister was nice enough to give the dude a replacement."
 * Icky: "Oh good. I was worried that someone might've been struggling without an arm."
 * Kaa was placing up a picture frame with an aged invitation of when Hypnorattle tried to auction off the elements of harmony and the other valuable treasures.
 * The Penguins made a life-size model replica of one of the cars that appeared in Brothers of Feathers, Taint of Greed, and Poison Malice.
 * Alex was placing up an old, ripped up poster of the Circ De Inspiring poster that was advertising Fluttershy as the main star. Then placed a much more well preseved poster of Fluttershy staring for Zanagoza.
 * Boss Wolf was pulling over a taxadermied Skeetrazoid to Icky's surprised.
 * Boss Wolf: ".... He was an already dead body I found in that temple."
 * Icky: "..... That thing has boobs."
 * Boss Wolf: "IT WAS A GIRL?!"
 * Icky: ".... Yeah, you better hope Ztingerella never comes here for a visit and sees THAT poor thing."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... (Gulp)."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry B.W., Ztingerella already gave proper funerals to all of the Skeetrazoids that died during their questionable escapades in our universe. Tecnecally, she'll be happy at least we preserved one body. Alot of them sort've, explouded into fireworks cause of raid."
 * Icky: "Ya know, I onced watch that episode and heard Narcotic talk about a female Skeetrazoid he had the hots for. I wonder if she's the one."
 * Iago pulls out a heart-shaped locket, opens it and gulps.
 * Iago: "Uh... Look for yourself."
 * Iago holds it up to Icky and sees a picture of Narcotic and the Skeetrazoid in Gongmin.
 * Narcotic: "I love you, Buzzra."
 * The Skeetrazoid female (Buzzra): "I do too, Narcotic. Nothing will ever tear us apart."
 * Darkness Qui in her original form came in.
 * Darkness Qui: "Are you two done romancing eachother? We got a temple of immortality giving water to get."
 * Buzzra: "Well, as long as I don't die from it, I'm for it."
 * Narcotic: "I don't know, Buzzra. Maybe you should stay out of it."
 * Buzzra: "I'm a soldier Narcotic. I can handle anything. How bad could one temple be-"
 * Later.
 * Screams are heard outside the temple.
 * Narcotic's voice: "BUZZRA?!"
 * Buzzing was heard, and then a BLOODY SMACK was heard.
 * Narcotic's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO?! I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!?"
 * Celisus' voice: "Oh dear grock, the poor thing's struggling."
 * Darkness Qui's voice: "Well, someone has to put her out of her misery. She'll die either way."
 * Narcotic's voice: "NO?! NO PLEASE!? SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I'LL EVER LOVE?!"
 * Darkness Qui's voice: "IT'LL BE CRUELER TO NOT DO ANYTHING?! (A ray gun fire was heard)"
 * Narcotic's voice: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! BUZZRA-HA-HA-HA-HA!?!"
 * Icky: "..... Ya think Narcotic would pay a serious fortune to have this back?"
 * Iago: "Oh-ho-ho! I see what your thinking, you naughty bird you."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, I know how I'm starting off June."
 * Merlin placed the destroyed evil book of Adrian's on a hanging display.
 * Lord Shen placed down a bottled ship replica of Blot's ship, and another of Taiklar's ship.
 * Rarity: "I didn't know you do bottled ships, Lord Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "I had some relitives that are ship bottlers. I felt Twilight would like to see bottled ships of that of the idiot monkey and Taiklar. I also made one of the rescue ship we had."
 * Rarity: "Simply marvilious!"
 * Twilight hangs up an old class photo of her times from Magic University.
 * Spyro hangs up an old Easter photo.
 * The Penguins recreate a model of a Cybersaur!
 * Lord Shen hangs up a recreate of the firework he made in Lord Shen's 4th of July Problems.
 * Spyro, with help from Peng and friends, push over the machine used in The REAL Best Night Ever that swhiched around Twilight's wings to Blueblood, albeit because it was destroyed, it is more or less a mess.
 * The Wolfs also brought over the almost not too shabby remains of Blueblood's cannon.
 * Boss Wolf placed up a taxademied head of a mutant Plunderweed.
 * Patrick: "Hey, it's the one that was eating my head. Ahh, good times."
 * Alex was placing up a Sappfire Shores poster seen back during the For Whom the Jungie Bell Tolls episode.
 * Fluttershy hangs up a picture of Discord in Equestian Idol from Equestian Idol.
 * Rainbow Dash and Gilda hung up a "Genisis" sigh and it starts to glow speraticly.
 * Pinkie places up promotion posters of Tons'a Fun's show in one side of the hall, and the newspaper that almost ruined her life in another.
 * Rarity placed down some statues from Bow-Wow city.
 * Rarity: "How ungitely generious of Master Uranus to give us some statues from Bow-Wow."
 * Applejack placed in the abandonned G.I. Joe vitcles from The Biggest Conspiracy of The Sun Princess.
 * Applejack: "Finally a proper use of these leftbehinds."
 * Fluttershy has her animal friends place down Mon Capitan Le Rat's ship down.
 * Pinkie: "How did you managed to convince the Pirate rats to give up their ship?"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, just recently, the Pirate Rats donated it to us cause Mr. Squeak said they found a better ship."
 * Mr. Squeak was proudly standing next to a beautiful giant pirate ship.
 * Twilight: "And we're done."
 * The Hallway is filled with treasures and colelctions from the Louger's adventures with the Main 6.
 * Pinkie: "And that's not even HALF of them."
 * Twilight: "I know, and we still got alot more stuff to place around. But what we did so far is great. It, might mean the lougers have to stay for a few days."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry. Villainy's at an all time low today. We're good for as long as it takes."
 * Rarity: Perfect! We could have a sleep-over while we get this done!
 * Trixie: "But you may have to provide beds though. We didn't counted on doing this, so-"
 * Skipper: "No need! Kolwalski instailed some in the van in the new sleep mode. Kolwalski?"
 * Kowalski: On it, Skipper! (Presses a button, and large slots appear from underneath the bottom, and out pops several beds with varying patterns)
 * Twilight:...Whoa! You can store ALL of those beds in a single van?
 * Kowalski: Yeah. There's thankfully enough to fit in several areas of this castle. Though we might need to relocate them every day so they won't get in the way of our redecorating.
 * Pinkie: YAY, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY!!! WE'RE GONNA DRINK SODA AND STAY UP DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY!! YEAH!!
 * Twilight: But...we don't HAVE soda.
 * Pinkie: But I do! I keep some at Sugarcube Corner in case we ever have a slumber party.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's at least a good thing we've had slumber parties before. And not just Twilight, Applejack, and Rarity, but all of us, when we were beginning to have trouble with those Nightmare Forces.
 * Icky: When was that?
 * Twilight: Our comics.
 * Lord Shen: Quick question...is you-know-who gonna be joining us?
 * Twilight: Oh, no, Discord's watching over the Cutie Mark Crusaders after a little incident almost got them killed.
 * Applebloom: (They appear on the top of a cliff with some parachute packs) Are you sure about this, Scootaloo?
 * Sweetie Belle: This wasn't another one of Spike's ideas, was it?
 * Scootaloo: Oh, of course not. I just wanna see if we have a talent of freefalling.
 * Applebloom: I don't know about this. This is much like them high-diving activities that Granny used to do. We could get hurt.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, we'll be fine, we've got some parachutes. Now, are you ready?
 * Applebloom:...Uh...I don't know...
 * Scootaloo: I'll take that as a yes! Okay, on my mark...3...2...1...JUMP! (They jump off the cliff) WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * Applebloom/Sweetie Belle: AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Scootaloo: Oh, stop being a bunch of scaredy cats! As soon as we reach an appropriate height, we'll pull the rip cords!
 * Applebloom: Uh...question, Scootaloo? Where did you get these parachute packs?
 * Sweetie Belle: Yeah, they look more like backpacks than anything else.
 * Scootaloo: Really? (They pull the rip cord, and they see that nothing is in there)...Uh-oh!
 * All CMCs: AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Discord: (Sitting on a tree on the ground reading a book called 'Friendship for Dummies') The sooner I get this whole 'friendship' biz done, the sooner I can avoid what I did at the Gala. (Suddenly, he heard screaming)...Wha?...(Sees the CMCs falling) HOLY SMOKES!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING?!? (Magically summons a trampoline which the CMCs safely land on, and bounce back upward)
 * Scootaloo:...We...WE'RE ALIVE!!!
 * Applebloom: But who put that trampoline there?
 * Sweetie Belle: He did! (Discord is seen waving at them)
 * All CMCs: Whew! (They fall back down and bounce on the trampoline again and giggle as they continue bouncing, then Discord makes it disappear, and they fall on their bottoms)
 * Discord: WHAT WERE YOU GIRLS THINKING?!? Do you have ANY idea how pissed your sisters will be if they hear you just jumped off a cliff?!? Is this just another one of your shenanigans in getting your cutie marks?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, yeah, but it was all Scootaloo's idea!
 * Scootaloo: Hey, how was I to know that those weren't parachute packs?
 * Applebloom: Well, where did you find them?
 * Scootaloo: Some silly-looking pony was selling them.
 * Discord: (Sighs) Haven't you ever heard NOT to talk to strangers? You don't know when they can be trusted.
 * Scootaloo:...I sure hope that guy wasn't intending for us to end up killing ourselves.
 * Discord: Let's just get you to your sisters so you can explain what just happened!
 * Applebloom: Aww, do we have to?
 * Discord: (With Applebloom's head) "Aw, do we have to?" (Gets his normal head) OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO!! They could be worried sick about you! Now come on! (They teleport away)
 * Applejack: So as punishment, Discord will be watching over them for the remainder of the week.
 * Icky: "Besides Shen, I thought your not THAT mad at Discord anymore."
 * Lord Shen: "Don't get me wrong, I mean what I meant of not being THAT hard on him. But I do still find his antics... Hard to cope. Espeically in light of my, more violent then usual outbursts during both situations in Kratos. Celestia informed me that it may be more then just me being without an outlet to send my anger to. Cause I tecnecally already have that in the form of Icky. She saids it may have something to do with the corruption I had from Mang."
 * Po: "(Gulp).... You mean it could be.... Bad Shen trying to come back?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I have been diagnosed with a rare disorder known as D-LOD. Dark-Light Overloading Disorder as a more formal name. It's a rare anti-hero illnesses that accures to those that have been for a long time unredeemed or are considered unredeemable. Sort've like, a sub-cousin of Morality illness. You see, canonly in the Kung Fu Panda francise, I'm not a character meant to be redeemed. I mean, how many people can redeem themselves after commiting geniside, or most of the madness I commited back in the day? I mean, henchmen are one thing cause they bare redeeming traits by being funny or having some moral standerds in most cases, but I, I was a main bad guy. The fact I turned good at all is concerned an anomally. It's, partly why I am angry at even honest mistakes. Because the Panda is no longer my enemy, this, disorder makes me turn angry at incompidence to compinsate that I'm not a world conguring madman anymore."
 * Icky: "Wow.... You got a rare disorder because you were not meant to be a villain that reforms?"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes. And sadly, I would only be rid of this is if...."
 * Icky: "Ya go Bad Shen again and stay there?"
 * Lord Shen: "... A heinius truth. But Kairi, Celestia, and the new family I have with you all, it makes having this problem worth putting up with. But at the same time... Celestia said it's abit, worse then D-LOD. What could, ever be worse then this disorder?"
 * Trixie: "You turning into an angry firy peacock monster?"
 * Silence.
 * The Lougers and Main 6 laugh!
 * Gilda: YEAH, RIGHT! LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN! (Everyone continues laughing)
 * Twilight: Well, let's all get comfortable, and set up the beds. We've got a busy few days ahead of us.
 * Lord Shen: Indeed.
 * Kowalski: I don't suppose you have electricity in this place, do you?
 * Twilight: Well...yeah, we ponies know how to use electricity. Just ask the ponies who built Manehatten.
 * Kowalski: Good, because we brought a few other things with us, and not just some snacks and beverages. We brought some video games and a console, we got some board games, including my favorites, Risk and Battleship, and we even brought a few DVDs, give or take some video tapes, to play on a VCR-DVD player.
 * Applejack: You bought all that?
 * Kowalski: Actually, those things were our old appliances that we were sure to put to good use someday. With technology growing in the Dragon Temple since it's rebuilding from Malefor's work, the Dragon Temple has become a lot of things lately.
 * Applejack: I'm sure it is.
 * Twilight: Well, let's get started.
 * Spike: I can help!
 * Twilight: Spike? Where did you come from?
 * Spike: I overheard that you guys were having a slumber party. And have you guys heard that I have my own room, now?
 * Icky: Good for you.
 * Crane: You wouldn't be willing to share your room with a few others, right?
 * Spike:...Uh...well...
 * Spike: (Twilight sleeps in her old library and she is listening to Spike as he speaks in his sleep) Oh, Rarity! Are we really gonna go all the way?... Oh, I don't know about this, I'm a baby, and I've never... Oh, crud! It's happening again!... You... You don't mind?...(Twilight shivers in disgust and turns around in her bed)
 * Rarity:...I can't BELIEVE you actually admitted that to us!
 * Icky: (Chuckles) You actually dreamed about having sex with Rarity?
 * Shenzi: Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature!
 * Spike: I'm just glad it was all a dream.
 * Twilight: Yeah...me, too! It really creeps me out when I have to hear you speak out loud while you're asleep. (Shivers)
 * Tai: I'm just shocked that you actually KNOW about that stuff, especially when you're a baby.
 * Joe: Uh...Doesn't the same thing apply to us kids?
 * Girl Sora:...Huh...good point. But I guess with being a hero means that you have to experience EVERYTHING, including things you're not supposed to know yet.
 * Lord Shen: Quite. Now without further ado, let's get this whole place set up.
 * Icky: That'll take forever!
 * Pinkie: Not if we do a cliché fixer-up montage! CUE MONTAGE!!

Cutaway Present
 * Many Adventure treasures are seen in the halls of the castle.
 * Icky: ".... Wow..... What a masterpiece. And it took us only..... The first week of June."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, this might be the final night of our slumber party. I am allowing it to go off, IN A BANG!"
 * Patrick: "And I know JUST the movie to exploud to! Are you ready for the gut renching horror that is..... (Quickly pulls out a DVD) THE CURSE OF THE CHANDELEER GHOST?!"
 * Squidward: "The Curse of the Chandeleer ghost? That old 70s horror movie? It's so old and dated. It's not scary anymore."
 * Patrick: "What's the matter, Squidward? You, a TUNA FISH?!"
 * Squidward: "I, am not, a, Tuna fish."
 * Patrick: "TUNA FISH, TUNA FISH, CHICKEN OF THE SEA?! CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK AND A GLUB GLUB GLUB!?"
 * Squidward: "DO NOT SING THAT OLD TAUNT AT ME, YOU IMBACLE?!"
 * Patrick: Cluck-cluck-cluuuck!
 * Squidward: THAT'S IT!! (Tries to attack Patrick, but Sandy keeps them apart)
 * Sandy: WHOOOA, hold on there, whirlwind! This is supposed to be a sleepover! And our last one at that. So, Patrick, will this one be as scary as your last horror story?
 * Patrick: (With a flashlight on his face) One night, I was watching scary movies, when all of a sudden, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN...I felt hungry! So I went to the Krusty Krab, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, and I heard someone say (With monstrous voice) 'THE CROSSTEMER!!!' And I was like 'WHO SAID THAT?!? ARE YOU A GHOST'?!? DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN, and the voice was like (Monstrous voice) "LIKE PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS BLOOD IN AN ANIMAL, CUSTOMERS ARE WHAT KEEPS THE KRUSTY KRAB STRONG AND ALIVE!!" DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, and I panicked and said to Squidward 'SQUIDWARD, YOUR CEILING IS TALKING TO ME!!' Then Squidward was like (With nasally voice) 'Are you gonna order something, or just make friends with a paneling?'. Then not long after, the voice then said, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUN...(Monstrous voice) 'UH-UH-UH, SQUIDWARD, REMEMBER WHAT MR. KRABS SAYS!' Then I heard Mr. Krabs for some reason saying "THE MONEY IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUN!! And, I couldn't help but agree with the ghost and say that Squidward wasn't being a very good employee. Though after some deciding on what to order, IT SUDDENLY HIT ME THAT THIS GHOST...DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUN...WAS A GHOST THAT KILLED MR. KRABS AND HE IS NOW HIS RIGHT-HAND CRAB!! AAAAHHHHH!!! SO I TRIED TO GET HELP, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUN, BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME! SO I TRIED TO HUNT DOWN THE GHOST MYSELF, AND...uh...why are you guys not scared?
 * Tigress: Because not only are some of us fearless, but THAT IS NOT SCARY!!
 * Squidward: You're just explaining what happened when you were breaking the fourth wall in one of our episodes.
 * Patrick: Oh, PFFT, you weren't there!
 * Squidward: Uh...yes I was?
 * Patrick: No way! This one is different! It's got...ZOMBIE PROSTITUTES, DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNN!! (Everyone looked at him as a cricket sound was heard)...
 * Lord Shen:...Well, that's not how I remember it.
 * Patrick: Oh, what would you know?
 * Lord Shen: (Shrugs) Fine, you blend between a smartass and a dumbass, I'LL take over this horror story gig! (Snatches the flashlight from him, and puts it over his face) Here's how the Curse of the Chandelier Ghost REALLY went!
 * Spongebob: "Uh, I think like the title suggests, it's about a haunted chandeleer, like Twilight's tree chandeleer, that some friends got for a homesick friend, like the main 6, that the friends exspearience unexplainable horrors while redecorating, like what we're doing.... Now.... (Gulp)."
 * Icky: Oh, this is gonna be good!

Chapter 3: Strangeness in the Castle
Later... SpongeBob and Sandy's Room Twilight's room. Hallway. Kitchen. Meanwhile. Kitchen Hallway. Suddenly. Suddenly! SUDDENLY AGAIN?! Castle. Morning.
 * Some of the less brave lougers began to finch as classic sounding horror music played.
 * Spongebob: "Please be ok, Cherry N. Extvictim, your Bradly G. Oner's one true love."
 * Teen voice: "Cherry? Are you ok? I hope the chandeleer ghost didn't get ya, I-"
 * A Thump as heard!
 * Teen's voice: "AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!? YOUR HEAD FELL OFF?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Spongebob screamed loudly!
 * A ghostly screech was heard!
 * Teen's voice: "OH NO!? THE CHANDELEER GHOST?! STAY AWAY FROM ME?! I WANNA LIVE MY LIVE!? I NEVER GOT EVEN THE CHANCE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY!? WHAT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT PIZZA CUTTER?! NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
 * SLICE AND SPLAT!
 * SpongeBob: BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!! IT WAS GRUESOME!! AND I'M STARTING TO GET SCARED BY EVEN SAYING IT!!!...AND THE WORST PART...IT DID IT ON SEX NIGHT!!! AAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Tigress: I've heard a hundred horror stories, and seen a lot of horror movies. None of them phased me.
 * Kowalski: Not even that Thing movie that Sid showed us when we were in his house?
 * Tigress: Nope. I'm actually not easy to scare.
 * Baloo: (Sneaks up behind her, and roars, Tigress not flinching even once)...Wow, you're right!
 * Another teen's voice: "Cherry and Bradly are dead. That Chandeleer needs to be destroyed before the Spirit of the Chandeleer maker lady strikes again."
 * Elderly man's voice: "NO! I won't let you destroy the spirit of my lost wife- OP?!"
 * Teen's voice: "Wait.... Mr. Devon O. Bviousvillain? You were married to the ghost?"
 * Icky: "WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRUSTING SOMEONE NAMED DEVON O. BVIOUSVILLAIN!? IT'S A PLAY ON "OBVIOUS VILLAIN", MORON!?"
 * Elderly man's voice: "Well now that you know the story of the Chandeleer ghost, You have to understand! I am trying to keep her spirit here so I can use the necromancy powers I learned from a nazi necromancer that promised me to help me bring my wife back in return to bring back the dictator Abaracuda Fishler?!"
 * Teen's voice: "Your a traitor to the bikini bottom dream, man!?"
 * Iago: "Wow 70s movies have fucked up imaginations."
 * Elderly man: "Am I? Or am I just a man who loves his wife. Speaking of her... Honey, ready the chainsaw."
 * CHainsaw sounds are heard.
 * Elderly man's voice: "Say goodbye, Charlie M. Ainhero. (Laughs evily.)"
 * Icky: "He's the main hero, he'll somehow survive this and end up discovering a way to beat the ghost."
 * Fluttershy: "(Hidding in her sleeping bag) TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER?!"
 * A ghostly laughter is heard!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Don't just stand there you stupid moron, trick the ghost into destroying the Chandeleer?!"
 * Teen's Voice:...HEY, DUMBASS! COME AND GET ME!! (He is chased across the room until he manages to get the Chandelier destroyed) YES!
 * Elderly Voice: NO!! NOOO!! HOW AM I GONNA PAY BACK MY DEBT NOW?!? NOOOOOO--(Suddenly, a loud ghostly scream was heard)
 * Ominous Voice: YOU HAVE FAILED TO PAY BACK YOUR DEBT, DEVON!! NOW YOU WILL PAY US WITH YOUR SOUL!!
 * Elderly Voice: NOOOOOOO--(Violent and gory sounds were heard as almost everyone looks disgusted and horrified)
 * Teen Voice: (Taking deep breaths)...IS ANYONE HERE STILL ALIVE?...ANYONE?!?...PLEASE, ANSWER ME!!!...NOOOOOOO!!! (He is heard crying)
 * Female Voice: Relax, cuddle-cups, I'm here!
 * Teen Voice: PATRICIA!! I...I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!!
 * Female Voice: Well, at least SOME of us know how to get around such a horrible ghost. Now what do you say we get out of this place, make out, and be done with it?
 * Teen Voice: YOU KNOW IT! (Making-out sounds were heard)
 * Icky: Well, at least they don't show them naked like certain horror stories do--(Then they all were moaning in disgust) AW, COME ON, WHO MADE THIS MOVIE?!?
 * Miguel: (Whistles in attractiveness) I wish that actress was still alive! (Everyone looked at him awkwardly)...What? (The screen said 'The End')
 * Flutterhsy:...Is it over?
 * Banzai: Yes, thank God! I don't think I can handle seeing another one of those disturbing and gruesome ways a person can die in a horror movie. I sure hope this doesn't get into our dreams tonight.
 * Squidward: "Trust me. Spongebob is not gonna make the same promise. He once freaked out over a robot movie and mistaked Mr. Krabs as a robot. AND I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR IT!?"
 * Spongebob: "Sorry."
 * Gilda: "Wow, was that movie stupid or what?"
 * Sandy: "Well, it was one of the most criticsized movies. Back in the 70s it was considered a good thriller, but now-a-days, it's like alot of older movies, it lost it's charm. Nowadays, horror movies have much more respect for women intelligence, but they still relie too much on gore factors."
 * Patrick: "Oh come on, it's not THAT bad!"
 * Icky: "THEY HAD SEX IN THE SAME ROOM WHERE AN OLD GUY JUST BLEW UP?!"
 * Patrick: ".... Ok, maybe it is a product of it's time, but it's still a great scary movie. Spike would agree with me. Right Spike?"
 * Spike was shivering in fear.
 * Twilight: "Oh no, Spike! Why did I agree to let you watch that outdated and incredability stupid movie?! Spike, I think it's best you sleep with me for the night."
 * Spike: "Cha-cha-cha-chandeleer gh-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gghost! Nazi Necromancers!? Explouding old men!? PIZZA CUTTERS USED TO CUT FACES OFF?! Lawn mowers shredding up hot girls?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Spike, those effects were just speical effects, make-up and paint! Those people didn't really die.... Well, not actselly IN THE MOVIE anyway. It was just scare factors."
 * Twilight: "Well Spike's too young to understand that. He thought those acters really did got slaughtered! Ok, it's bedtime now people."
 * Spongebob: ".... Patrick, I think you owe Twilight an apology for convincing her to letting Spike watch."
 * Patrick: Oh, please, Spike WANTED to see it.
 * Twilight: (Groans angrily at Patrick)
 * Patrick: Okay, sorry! (Chuckles)
 * Sandy: Well, since we needed to move thing around...it looks like I'll be sharing the same room with SpongeBob.
 * Icky: Oh, boy! We all know how he feels to--
 * SpongeBob: OH MY, GOSH!!!...Uh, I mean, sure, that's okay...(Chuckles)
 * Icky: Will you two just make out and get this whole flirtation biz over with? (Sandy smacks his head into his body cartoonishly)...Sorry!
 * Sandy: Okay, SpongeBob, I know this is something big for you because of how much you apparently love me. But that doesn't mean my bed is gonna be next to yours.
 * SpongeBob: I...I never said anything like that...did I? (Chuckles) I was just...still jumpy about the horror movie.
 * Sandy: Oh, okay, then. I'll see you inside. (Leaves)
 * SpongeBob:...(Sighs) So close!
 * Icky: (Scoffs) What'sa matter, SpongeBob? You don't get to finally sleep with her?
 * SpongeBob:...Do you mean that literally or, uh...
 * Icky: Literally, duh!
 * SpongeBob: Well, uh, no, I'm just a bit uneasy since the horror movie.
 * Iago:...Riiiight! Well, lights out, everyone! (Everyone shuts the lights off, and when they are all out, the chandelier starts getting ominous glows, and then some red eyes were seen in the center as some sinister cackling was heard)
 * Sandy: (She takes off her pressurized suit and into her commonly-worn swimsuit) WHEW! I still have NO idea why I constantly wear this all the time besides a few...censoring issues. This suit is REALLY sweaty! (Pours out some sweat which gushes onto the floor)
 * Skipper: Yeah. Why did you think I told you to put the thing back on when we were helping Xenon out? Who knows what could happen? Some lousy alley bums would crawl onto you like animals and do--
 * Sandy: OKAY, OKAY, I GET IT!! At least we're in a private place where nobody we know is very peeky at things like this.
 * SpongeBob: (He couldn't help but stare at Sandy while she was in her swimsuit)...(Takes deep breath)
 * Sandy:...SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT, I WASN'T LOOKING AT ANYTHING!!! (Chuckles) I-I-I-I was just laughing at that funny part in the horror movie where Cherry accidentally got all of her clothes torn off. At least it was...uh...Okay, sorry!
 * Sandy: (Laughs) Oh, pfft, I'm used to it! You see me in this getup all the time back at the Treedome. But I guess I should get changed into some better attire, so...I'll be right out. (Goes into the bathroom)
 * Skipper: You couldn't resist, could you?
 * Spongebob: "Oh clam up, Skipper."
 * Spike: "..... Twilight, I'm, gonna go make me a late snack."
 * Twilight: "If it'll help you feel better, ok."
 * The Hallway stood peacefully an undisturped.
 * Spike was walking down the hallway.
 * Spike: "Well..... At least the hallways' less... Lonely.
 * Spike took a quick look at the circus posters.
 * Spike: "Ahh.... I remember when Rarity and I were trapising. Ahh, this was a good idea."
 * Spike walked off, as red eyes appeared on the posters.
 * Spike: "Someone's in the kitchen with Spikey, someone's in the kitchen I know-oh-oh-oh!"
 * In every room, the lougers and Ponies were heavly asleep.
 * Spike made himself a gem sandwich.
 * Spike: "Yummy."
 * Breaking and crashing was heard!
 * Spike: "WHO'S THERE?"
 * Spike came in and saw that the hallway treasures were replaced, with the former contents of the Goldne Oaks libary.
 * Spike: ".... What happened here? And why is it so cold?"
 * Spike walked over and gotten a closer look.
 * Golden subtences bleed from the walls.
 * Spike: "Wha-wha, what is going on?"
 * ???: "Play with us, Spikey."
 * Spike looked up and saw two young filly twins in dresses.
 * Twins: "Play with us, forever and ever, (repeats ever)."
 * Spike was wimpering.
 * As the twins repeat ever, they cut back forth to normal, and a scene of them slaughtered grosumely!
 * Spike tried to scream, but couldn't!
 * Spike: "Who, who are you two?!"
 * ???: "Canterlot bridge is falling down,"
 * Spike looked behind him and sees three more fillies playing jump-rope.
 * Fillies: "Falling down, falling down, Canterlor bridge is falling down, and so will you, (Demonicly deep) Spikey!"
 * Spike gulped.
 * Spike ran away and tried to reach Twilight's room, but it looked as if the hallway only gets longer.
 * Spike: "I know it's been complained on how long these hallways are, but come on?!"
 * ???: "SPIKEY!?"
 * Spike: "(GASPS), RARITY!?"
 * Spike turned around and saw Rarity dragged by the twins and other fillies, now turned to zombiefived demonic monster ponies!
 * Rarity: "SPIKEY!?"
 * Spike: "RARITY?!"
 * A portal to the banish realms open up, as the demon mares aim to toss Rarity in!
 * Spike: "NO!? LEAVE HER ALONE?!"
 * Spike charged for Rarity!
 * But as Spike was about to pounce, the demon ponies and Rarity disappeared into nothing as does the protal!
 * Spike: "WHAT THE?!.... What is happening?"
 * A figure was standing behind him, and grinned maliciously.
 * Spike was in the kitchen again and fast awoke!
 * Spike was breathing heavly.
 * Spike looked around.
 * Spike: "Oh good grief.... It was a nightmare. Now it's time for my sandwich."
 * ???: "Oh, Spiky-Wiky".
 * Spike looked behind him and saw Rarity dressed seductively.
 * Rarity: "Do you like it? I dressed myself up for you."
 * Spike looked as hearts popped up everywhere.
 * Rarity: "But you know what they say about beauty being skin-deep? Well, let me strip off my skin with this (almost scary sounding) PIZZA CUTTER?!"
 * Spike gasped!
 * Spike: "RARITY?! NO!? DON'T?!"
 * Rarity began using the Pizza cutter to cut many red lines on herself!
 * Spike: "RARITY, (CRIES), STOOOOOOOOOOOP?!"
 * Only the shadow of Rarity ripping her skin off was seen!
 * Spike was screaming!?
 * Spike was backwords crawling away from a skinnless Rarity bleeding, not blood, but the golden subtence again!
 * Rarity: "GIVE RARITY A KISSY KISSY, SPIKEY-WIKEY?!"
 * Rarity pounced after Spike as Spike screamed!
 * Spike screamed awake!
 * Spike was breathing heavly!
 * Spike: ".... Stupid movie!? Ya know what? Forget about eating?! I'm going back to bed?!"
 * Spike was muttering angerly as small tears were forming, but then saw the hallway looking like the Golden Oaks libary again.
 * Spike: "..... No.... No.... It's happening again....."
 * ???: "Oh, Spikey...."
 * Familier figures formed around Spike.
 * It was Garble and friends.
 * Spike: "(GASP)?!, GARBLE?!"
 * Garble: "Hello twerp. We came to get even with you are way. And guess what? We're also, HUNGRY!?"
 * Spike attempted to run to Twilight's bedroom again, but when he made it, he opened to saw something horrorable!
 * Spike screamed as a silluette of a slaughtered Twilight is seen, gold subtence everywhere.
 * Garble grabbed Spike and chomped on his head!
 * Spike: "AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Spike was panting.
 * Spike: "I..... I can't leave this kitchen."
 * Spike curls up.
 * Spike: "I can't even eat my sandwich!? What am I gonna do?!"
 * Ghostly voice: "That's a good question, young dragon...."
 * An almost familier form silluette was seen.
 * Spike: "Ma-ma-ma... Mayor Mare? What're you doing-"
 * Suddenly the figure pounced at Spike with a screech, reveiling not Mayor Mare, but a simular looking Unicorn ghost!
 * Spike scream was heard throughtout Ponyville, yet the rooms were magicly sound-proof by the spirit so it can victimised Spike freely.
 * The Hallway was seen looking like the Golden oaks Libary again.
 * The Lougers and Ponies were in shock.
 * Lord Shen: "I DON'T BELEIVE THIS?! WE'VE BEEN VANDELISED?!"
 * Pinkie: "WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR ADVENTURE TREASURES?!"
 * Applejack: "And why does it feel like winter in here?"
 * Rarity: "And why does everything LITTERALLY remind me of the old Libary?"
 * Twilight: I think it's because the inside of the castle looks EXACTLY like the old library now!
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) This better not be Discord's doing, because I will not be happy with him.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, this doesn't feel like anything he would do. Sure it would technically be nice of him to make this place feel like it was Twilight's original home, but he isn't really allowed to use magic on the environment outside his homeland unless requested.
 * Twilight: But I think the real question is WHERE'S SPIKE?!? I haven't seen him come back into my room since he said he was getting a late snack.
 * Monkey: Then we'd better check out the kitchen and see if he didn't fall asleep during all this! Let's go! (They all head for the kitchen)

Chapter 4: Spike Turned To Gold
Kitchen Throne room. Later... Later... Later... Later, after all was explained. Castle Libary. Mayor Mare's office.
 * Twilight: (They all enter) Spike? Are you here--(Gasps along with the other heroes as they see that Spike has been turned to gold)
 * Skipper: SWEET AND SOUR MEATBALLS!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!?
 * Kowalski: (Analyzes the golden statue)...That's strange! It appears that Spike has been turned into gold somehow.
 * Fluttershy: Well, this doesn't seem like Discord's doing then. I know him, and he knows better than to turn people into stone or gold just like he was, especially when it's someone he cares for.
 * Twilight: (Softly starts sobbing) Spike! (Hugs the statue sobbing)
 * Shifu: Do not cry, Twilight, I'm sure we can find a way to get him back to normal.
 * Twilight: I know, but...I WANNA KNOW WHO DID THIS!!!
 * SpongeBob:...Do...do you think the castle is...haunted? What if they come for us next?!? WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, please, there's no ghosts! That movie we watched last night is probably getting into your head.
 * SpongeBob: But think about it! The Chandelier? The changing of the surroundings? The gold-ified Spike? THIS PLACE IS HAUNTED BY A CHANDELIER GHOST!!!
 * Lord Shen: Don't be ridiculous, yellow one! The tree wasn't haunted....Was it?
 * Twilight: No, I don't think so. I assume that this is the work of another magical villain. Perhaps another Draconequus.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I have met other members of Discord's species, and I know their magic like the bottom of my hoof. They're incredibly powerful, but they do have their limits. And this? This doesn't feel like the work of a Draconequus.
 * Icky: Oh, you don't know anything! (Gilda smacks him) OW!
 * Gilda: Please don't be rude, sweetie! She's just trying to make a point.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, who else could've done this?
 * Icky: "Well, it could be Mr. Midas. The tragity stricken super-villain with the power to turn things gold and taken some inspiration from an old legend of the same idea."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, he's safely contained in Prison 42 for the moment."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Maybe it's the Greedy Gorgon! A female snake mutant that turns people into valuable minerals and jewerly! She turns people into gold espeically!"
 * Shifu: "The Greedy Gorgon was safely secured in Prison 42 as well."
 * Spyro: "This has to be because of Taiklar!? He came to reap vengence on us for what Celestia did to him!?"
 * Icky: "Then we'd ALL be golden statues already at this point. A guy like that is obviously not the sparing kind of dude."
 * Trixie: "Maybe it was that Clare Buckington bitch who learned how to turn people into gold and really desided to make Sparkle suffer."
 * Twilight: "I know that isn't true. (Sniffs). Then, Why am I NOT a golden statue as well?!"
 * Trixie: "Obviously, in her sadistic mind, she figured she would make you suffer more by just hurting the baby dragon. Trust me, in my younger days, I have met people like Clare, and, I know how they work."
 * Twilight: "That may be true, but, I am not able to sense Clare's magic or presence anywhere. That's how else I know it wasn't her doing."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Maybe it was Eagle-Beak?!"
 * Icky: "Certain epsodes in season 2 proves that the guy has grown standerds. He doesn't believe getting even with Twily like THIS!"
 * Twilight: "Besides, I don't sense his magic here neither. This magic feels.... Equestian pony, but.... Nobody I know...."
 * Skipper: Well, why don't we search around this place and see if we can find any clues.
 * Sandy: (Comes out with a bath robe) Whewee! Sorry I'm up so late, guys, I realized that the sweat my suit has been buildin' up made me a little stinky, so I needed to give myself a fur and skin shower. I--WHAT IN TARNATION?!? WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!?...AND WHAT HAPPENED TO SPIKE?!?
 * SpongeBob: A CHANDELIER GHOST, THAT'S WHAT!!! THAT GOLDEN OAK LIBRARY WAS HAUNTED!!!
 * Sandy: Oh, boy, it's your robot hysteria all over again.
 * Skipper: Well, we can't know for sure. We need to look around the castle and see what could have done this.
 * Mr. Whiskers: WHAT'LL WE DO?!? WHO KNOWS WHO WILL BE TURNED TO GOLD NEXT?!?...I HOPE IT'S NOT ME!!
 * Brandy: (Quietly) I sure wish it was!
 * Mr. Whiskers: I HEARD THAT, I HAVE GOOD HEARING!!
 * Twilight: Well, it settled then! We need to search the castle for any clues. We'll split up into 4 teams. We don't have to name them, this isn't a big mission yet until we FIND something big.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I don't know about you, but I'm checking the Chandelier!
 * Fidget: Me, too!
 * Sparx: Me, three!
 * Po: Me, four!
 * Icky: Me, five!
 * Iago: Me, six!
 * Lord Shen: You guys, too?
 * Po: What can I say, I believe in ghosts...and so does the Furious Five and Shifu, am I right?
 * Shifu: Not now, Po!
 * Lord Shen: Well, if you insist, then go ahead. We'll find some REAL clues to this whole affair.
 * The first group enters the room, and the throne room was almost unchanged except for certain details.
 * Spongebob: "Anyone else concern that the throwne room is almost the same?"
 * Icky: "With obvious exception that it looks like as if the Libary had a throwne room, then yes."
 * Po: "We need a closer look at the Tree Chandeleer."
 * Spongebob: "Anyone brave enough to get a closer look?"
 * Iago sighed annoyed and flew off.
 * Iago landed on the tree.
 * Iago: "I'll check for anything suspitious."
 * Iago flied around the tree, then, something golden and glowy caught his eye.
 * Iago looked as a strange golden amber was seen. Iago came to investigate.
 * Iago: "Hell-low. Twilight never mentioned golden amber. Hey guys, I found something weird on the tree. Golden Amber."
 * Icky: "Amber? You mean, fozzelised tree sap?"
 * Iago: "I'll see if I can get a closer look at it."
 * Iago gets a closer look, and sees something that almost look like a pony trapped in a state of fear.
 * Iago: ".... What.... The......?"
 * Iago stares at the figure for a few minutes, until the figure looked at Iago and gave an evil looking smile and angry red eyes.
 * Iago screamed!?
 * Iago flew off quickly and returned to the group!
 * Iago: "GUYS?! THERE'S A FOZZELISED PONY UP IN THE TREE AND IT LOOKED AT ME?!"
 * Spongebob: "A FOZZELED PONY!?"
 * Po: "We need to investigate this further!?"
 * Iago: Okay, I'll get the Amber and let you see it for yourself...I hope for your sake that it doesn't scare the shit out of me again! (Flies back up to the Chandelier, and he is heard screaming again and falls onto the round table)...Okay, f*** showing you the Amber, it's best if it's left up there.
 * Icky: Should we get the others?
 * SpongeBob: Well, I don't know if they'll believe us, but I don't see why not.
 * Twilight: (Looks at the Amber, and she sees nothing inside it)... There's nothing in there.
 * Iago: Not looking hard enough, lady, I know what I saw!
 * Twilight: Guys, there is NOTHING in this amber!
 * Iago: F*** your observation, then, I'll show you! (Sees the amber, and sees there is nothing there)... What? ...WHERE ARE YOU, YOU SPOOKY FROZEN PONY?!? SHOW UP, YOU DUMB HORSE!!! AAARGGHH!!
 * Twilight: (Sighs) You guys are probably over-reacting!
 * Iago: No, no, I swear to God, there was a pony in there! It's just trying to hide and trick you!
 * Twilight: Well, I must say it might've succeeded. You guys, I assure you there's no such thing as a Chandelier Ghost! It's all in your heads!
 * Icky: Pfft, yeah, it's coming from the lady who said there's no such thing as curses when you just got scared into tears by a mental curse! WE'RE IN A WORLD FILLED WITH LIMITELESS POSSIBILITIES, PRINCESS!!
 * Twilight: Okay, I'm out of here! (Teleports away)
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs) I KNEW this would happen! The ghost obviously only showed itself to us just to make us look like idiots!
 * Fidget: Let's try Spyro and Cynder! They can see darkness in anything, right?
 * Cynder: "You guys are SURE there's a paralised pony in an amber stone in the tree making faces at Iago?"
 * Spyro: "And you sure it's not your imaginations getting to you."
 * Icky: "Trust us, it's the ghost trying to trick us into thinking that so we stay easy victims."
 * Cynder:...Well, if you insist, then we'll take a look. (They both look at the amber)...Hmm...I am sensing something a little off about this amber. It feels like some sort of...prison.
 * Iago: Prison? You mean this amber is the ghost's prison?
 * Cynder: I don't know, that depends if we find something in here.
 * Spyro: I definitely sense something dark in there. But I can't make out what it is, it looks a little...for lack of a better term...fuzzy.
 * SpongeBob: You mean it's a mammalian ghost beast?
 * Spyro: NO, it means that it feels fuzzy when I'm describing it. But...well, I guess for the time being...we believe you.
 * Fidget: (They all sighed in relief) What a relief!
 * SpongeBob: I thought you were gonna be like Twilight was when we showed her this anomaly.
 * Spyro: I'll see if I can convince the others to go along with this and bring them here. Not sure how many will listen, but it's worth a shot.
 * Sparx: Well, thanks, buddy!
 * Spyro: (He and Cynder left)
 * SpongeBob: Finally, someone who believes us!
 * Fidget: Well...how about we get Soothsayer here? She's the one who gets us to believe ANYTHING these days.
 * SpongeBob: Good idea!
 * Soothsayer: (Looks at the Chandelier Amber)...Hmm...I see darkness and emptiness inside this thing...and it is literally dark....Hmm...and I DO sense that something's in there....And I think I'm getting something...
 * Icky: Yes, yes, YES?!?
 * Soothsayer:...(Gasps) My gosh! There IS something in there. And what Spyro and Cynder said about it being a prison is...rather accurate.
 * Sparx: So this thing is supposed to be the ghost's prison?
 * Iago: Well, I hope that removing that amber wasn't gonna unleash that thing, or we'd be all screwed.
 * Soothsayer: "I'm worried that whatever's inside, may already be freed. It's possable whatever was resting here, it was distrubed when the tree became an orniment for the castle."
 * Spongebob: "(Gulp) You mean, an almost freed Chnadeleer Ghost?"
 * Soothsayer: "It may not nessersarly be exactly like the spirit of the movie, but there is a simuler, but much darker presence here."
 * Rarity: "So, what we're dealing with is something only slightly simular to the Chandeleer ghost, but it's somehow worse?"
 * Twilight: "In that case, I'm half sorry for doubting you, Iago. It's obvious this ghost is trying to turn us against eachother, whatever and, whoever it is. The scariest thing is, I never had a problem with this before until now."
 * Icky: "Ok, ghost prevention rule number 546: always check up the haunted place's history."
 * Twilight: "That's the thing..... I.... Never looked up the history of Golden Oaks before."
 * Sandy: "You mean you never questioned why ponyville had a tree for a libary?"
 * Twilight: "Well, I seen weirder things done to trees. I once read about this pony who turned giant redwoods into condos."
 * Rarity: "Ya know, in all honesty, I did wonder why the libary was a hallowed out oak tree all my life. It was dreadfully out of place with ponyville's rustic village look."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, why did ponyville had a tree based libary? That makes about as much sense as Discord's anatomy."
 * Applejack: "Well, I done don't think even Granny knew the answer to that."
 * Pinkie: "Well, it never really bothered me."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, I live inside a tree myself, so, I didn't really question it."
 * Twilight: "Well, now that I think about it, maybe it is time I look deep into this. Maybe I have a book about Ponyville's history."
 * Twilight was looking through many history books and found nothing!
 * Twilight: "UGH?! THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT THE GOLDEN OAKS LIBARY IN ANY OF PONYVILLE'S HISTORY BOOKS?! NEITHER NEW OR OLD EDITIONS?! IT WAS LIKE THE HISTORY OF THE GOLDEN OAK WAS.... Censored."
 * Icky: "Like, Taiklar being made a legend censored?"
 * Twilight: "Yes, but worse! It was like the Golden Oaks libary just... Existed, and no one questions it!"
 * Pinkie: "Why don't we ask Mayor Mare or Celestia?"
 * Twilight: "Celestia is in a middle of a peace treaty meeting with the Giants and Titans! She may be gone for awhile! But I guess we'll tell Luna to tell Celestia for us. Till then, we'll have to get to Mayor Mare first. Since she desended from many of Ponyville's past mayors, she's bound to know the history of the Libary."
 * Icky: "Let's hope she doesn't attempt to be secretive about it like a conspiracty or something."
 * Mayor Mare was doing paper work.
 * Mayor Mare: "Adding the surplus of the tax decrhise, initsiating the plans to get the homeless homes, and still on-going plans to buildt a new libary, plus-"
 * Knocking was heard.
 * Mayor Mare: "Who is it? I am in very impourent paperwork and/or mayor stuff here."
 * Icky's voice: "It's the princess of friendship and company."
 * Mayor Mare: Oh, you guys! Come on in! (The heroes come inside)
 * Sparx: Wait, I just realized something...if Twilight's a princess and she has her own castle...shouldn't she outrank the Mayor by a large margin? I mean, wouldn't Twilight be ruling Ponyville and not her?
 * Mayor Mare: Oh, that is a rather good question, and Twilight and I DID discuss it before. We agreed that she doesn't yet have the responsibilities of being as ruling of a kingdom as Celestia, so I'm technically still supposed to be mayor.
 * Spyro: Well, that's not what we're here for. We're here to talk with you to see if you know anything about the Golden Oak Library that was destroyed a year ago?
 * Mayor Mare: What about it?
 * Applejack: Well, not too long ago, we used the remains of the library and made it as a chandelier to fix Twilight's homesickness problem. Now we're experiencing some mysterious things lately. Twilight's assistant has been turned to gold, the whole inside of the castle looks like the Library, and the books we have at the castle explain nothing about the library's history. You know anything about it, by any chance?
 * Mayor Mare:...(Gets visions in her head of a golden mare)...Uh...no, not a thing.
 * Twilight: Are you sure? You know about as much of this town as the last few mayors, including it's founding.
 * Mayor Mare: Uh...(Gulps)...are you sure it wasn't in your head?
 * Icky: Don't believe us? Just come with us to the castle and see for yourself.
 * Mayor Mare: I can't. I'm in the middle of a mountain of paperwork here.
 * Twilight: Well, maybe THIS will get you to believe us. (Teleports Spike's golden statue)
 * Mayor Mare: (Shocked, and another more horrifying vision of golden ooze is seen in her head)...My GOD!!
 * Rarity: So you DO know what's happening.
 * Mayor Mare:...(Sighs) Okay, you got me! I was hoping you would never find out ever since the library was destroyed. It appears removing the tree from it's base might've unleashed something that I had tried SO HARD to forget ever since I heard it in a movie demonstration in my history lessons when I was a filly.
 * Lord Shen: So you know what this 'ghost' might be?
 * Mayor Mare: It's not just ANY ghost! It's the ghost of...the library's founder. (Everyone was surprised)
 * Twilight:...The founder? Who was it?
 * Mayor Mare: I can't tell you yet! We need to find somewhere private where we can discuss this. I don't want to remind anypony nearby of that terrible time that my ancestors had to deal with.
 * Fluttershy: Well, where do we go?
 * Mayor Mare: Well, when Kevin came along and tried to rebuild this world, he installed a lockdown system that I actually decided to keep. But the main center room which you all could fill is filled with ponies, so we might need to go to the basement.
 * Mushu:...And a basement can hold ALL of us?
 * Mayor Mare: Oh, Kevin modified THAT, too. He wanted it to be a place where he could throw a private party for his industrial success. Trust me, it can fit all of you.

Chapter 5: Oak Golden Bind
Ponyville City Hall Basement Flashback Present
 * Squidward: (The Lodgers are all barely crowded up together)...Well, did you really count us when you met us? WE CAN BARELY MOVE IN THIS CROWD!!
 * Mayor Mare: I know, I'm dreadfully sorry. But at least we have a private area we can discuss this matter with.
 * Twilight: "Well Mayor. I'm curious. Why was the history of the Golden Oaks Libary censored from Ponyville History books?"
 * Mayor Mare: "Well... Because, it's original owner was invovled in... Unacceptable practices involving xenophobia against Draconquui.... Celestia herself ordered the censoring to begin with, because..... I hope you all can stomich the horrendus tale of.... Oak Golden Bind."
 * Squidward: "Oak Golden Bind?"
 * (Mayor Mare): Years ago, when Ponyville was relatively new, my Earth Pony ancestors were hoping that Ponyville would be unlike any other place in Equestria, filled with peace and harmony. The Seasonal Wrap-Ups were great back then, and we seemed to get it done without magic much quicker back then. But there was one pony who didn't like the way things were, and that was Oak Golden Bind, the founder of the Golden Oak Library. You see, like Twilight here, she was born in Canterlot, though she was raised in a run-down and poor section of the city where sanitation workers and servants lived, causing her to develop a thing for riches since she believed that it was what she needed to make a good life. But another problem was that she hated Draconequui because she's one of the many ponies who had discriminated the poor creatures. As you know, Draconequui have had discriminative problems in the past before Discord took over. King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight had taken care of that problem to help them. But, when Discord took over...well...
 * (Twilight): The discrimination problem came back?
 * (Mayor Mare): Precisely. Only that one was even worse. It took the Celestial family YEARS to repair the problem that Discord and his insidious brother, Mayhem, caused. When it was finally settled, only a few ponies continued giving them hard times. And that includes Oak's family. One of her distant ancestors were killed by Mayhem's armies, and while her family had learned to grow out of their beliefs, Oak was...too stubborn to let it out. She tried to convince other fillies to hate Draconequui as well, but each time, she failed. She thought that her poor origins made her an outcast. Luckily, Oak had connections with an aunt of hers who served as an advisor to Celestia, realizing that those connections would surely help her. But to even get noticed by the Princess, she had to attend Celestia's magic school, so she went out of her way to learn magic. Though she got her cutie mark out of it, no matter what she did, she was denied the request because her aunt explained that Celestia 'didn't just randomly pick ponies she didn't know just because of sheer power alone', and because of her obvious beliefs, she was denied the chance. But years later, when her aunt retired, Oak took her place and got close to Celestia. Though Celestia was a bit skeptical, she wanted to keep this a secret because of Oak's views, so she took her in as a 'secret student'.
 * (Icky): "Secret Student?"
 * (Twilight): "I didn't know Celestia can keep secret students."
 * (Mayor Mare): Well, it's only because she wanted to see if she could learn a lesson through this. But little did she know that she had discovered the story about the fallen Alicorn of Order named Lord Order, who had tried destroy the Draconquui because he never thought they could be redeemed, but the other alicorns thought it was unacceptable. Not only was Oak made an enthusiast of him, but she was saddened that the Alicorns had done such a thing, believing order as a victim. When she went to tell this to Celestia, they had a big argument since she accused Celestia's family of not imprisoning the entire Draconequui race, believing that it would prevent Discord and Mayhem's rise to power. Celestia tried to reason with her, but she angrily quit her position calling Celestia a 'weak fool', and went on to Ponyville while it was under construction. She discovered the library while it was just a building, and was actually named 'Nameless Library Building'...
 * (Rainbow Dash): (Scoffs)
 * (Mayor Mare): I know, I know it sounds whack. Just roll with it. Oak decided to claim it as her own, and used what she learned to turn the library into a tree-like building, naming it the Golden Oak Library as proof of her accomplishment as a student of Celestia. At first, she seemed to do well running the place....But then...she ended up developing more nasty habits, an obsession of books, which fuels her other obsession: becoming powerful from every new knowledge she learned. Oak was attempting to turn Ponyville's people into a cult that worshipped Lord Order, and would shun Draconequui. She turned the library's unused basement into her personal laboratory where she developed a new spell called 'The Midas Horn', which could turn anypony into gold. She attempted to teach all of the unicorns of Ponyville this spell in order to create an army to prosecute Draconequui that were foolish enough to visit Ponyville, turning them into gold statues for her to possess for 'safe-keeping', as well as to satisfy her greed. She had hoped that she would go unopposed until Celestia finally confronted her, being very disappointed of the atrocities she was committing against Harmony and to the Draconequui. She had informed King Wacky and Queen Pranks of her crimes, and had attempted to stop her plans for good. A disastrous fight erupted that ensued loads of bits worth of property damage. But in the end, it was Celestia that won. For her crimes, Oak was imprisoned in the roots of the Golden Oak Library inside a Golden Amber crystal for all eternity, where her body was assumed to have been permanently warped into that amber crystal, killing her in the process.
 * Mayor Mare: Celestia ordered that the information about Oak's defeat were to be hidden from the public unless an emergency came up. My ancestors had made a vow to keep this a secret unless necessary. When Tirek destroyed the Golden Oak Library, I was worried that Oak would return to exact her revenge. I was relieved that she didn't cause trouble for the last few months, so I assumed it would be okay. But... But now that the Golden Oak has been uprooted...
 * Applejack: Then Oak's soul must've been awoken!
 * Rainbow Dash: AW, F***!! We ended up freeing the ghost of a racist pony with the ability to turn people into gold JUST to make Twilight happy!
 * Pinkie: I guess we must be feeling veeery stupid right now.
 * Applejack: "Dang nabit! My ghost-fearing uncle in Filladelpia would be upset with me for this! He always say never disturb a pony's final resting place!?"
 * Rarity: "Oh dash it all! Why must good intentions be met with things like this?!"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh why didn't we knew about this before?"
 * Icky: "You see, this is the counterproductive irony of censoring stuff like this, cause one of these days, THE HORRENDUS DARK PAST REARS IT'S UGLY HEAD AGAIN!? WHY COULDN'T CELESTIA LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THE ROTTEN SECRET STUDENT SHE HAD?!"
 * Mayor Mare: Because she didn't want Ponyville, or all of Equestria for that matter, to know that she made a nasty pony her student. It wouldn't be very good for her image. She wanted Oak to learn that she wasn't thinking straight, and needed some guidance. But unfortunately, it was a colossal failure. She was afraid that a well-meaning yet unsuccessful move like that would ruin her.
 * Twilight: Oh, I'm sure that all of Equestria would forgive her for a simple mistake. She had no idea that Oak would do something like that.
 * Shifu: We'll deal with that dilemma in good time, Twilight. But we need to find a way to stop Oak's ghost before it does some serious trouble to your home.
 * Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Like it hasn't already?"
 * Shifu: ".... I meant worse then already."
 * Icky: "Just as I thought."

Chapter 6: The Haunted Mess Gets Worse
The.... Castle? Inside Castle Outside Castle
 * The Lougers and Main 6 return and say the Castle as been turned into a giant verson of the Golden Oaks Libary.
 * Twilight: "It's like, the libary took steriods!"
 * Shrek: "Hey, on the pluside, at least you can get more books now."
 * Puss: "Not really helping senior."
 * Rarity: "I have to admit, this spirit is a talented redecorater."
 * Icky: "Well, at least it's less of an eyesore now. No offence."
 * Lord Shen: "We diffently need to alarm the princesses on this! It concerns Celestia, does it not?"
 * Kowalski: I already contacted Luna, and she's already working on alerting her on the matter as we speak.
 * Private: What do we do until then?
 * Jumbaa: Hope for a miracle.
 * Icky:...THAT'S your answer?
 * Jumbaa: Hey, I may be a genius, but I'm not a strategist! I have NO experience with supernatural entities.
 * Twilight: Well, perhaps we can try reasoning with the ghost.
 * Lord Shen:...You're kidding, right? You want to talk to a ghost that literally has the power to turn people into gold? I hardly believe that she will listen to you.
 * Twilight: Well, it's worth a shot! And it's the best chance we've got for the moment.
 * Soothsayer: This ghost will not be easy to reason with, Twilight. She's not going to rest until she accomplishes her goal.
 * Rainbow Dash: And HOW is she going to accomplish that exactly?
 * ???: (Cackles were heard as the heroes jumped in fear) OH, I HAVE A PLAN, ALRIGHT, MY DEAR FRIENDS!
 * SpongeBob: IT'S THE CHANDELIER GHOST!!! RUUUUN!!!
 * Twilight: NO! NO RUNNING! We're going to see what this ghost wants!
 * Lord Shen: ARE YOU INSANE?!? WE NEED TO COME WITH A BACKUP PLAN!!
 * Oak's Ghost: (Cackles) In case you hadn't noticed, I have the power to turn you into gold anywhere you try to go to this new home of mine! But I'm sure that there is a more negotiable way to resolve this issue. Come inside the castle, and we shall settle this like gentleponies! (Chuckles)
 * Twilight: Yeah? How do I know you won't trick us?
 * Oak's Ghost: I'm not one for tricks, Princess! I just want to have a conversation with you. I personally want to thank your homesickness for getting your friends to free me from my awful imprisonment! And to reward you, I shall offer you something...if you enter this castle...ALONE!
 * Twilight:...By myself?
 * Oak's Ghost: Yes. None of these friends of yours are to enter, or I shall turn the first one who steps a foot inside into gold! Or something MUCH more unpleasent.
 * Rainbow Dash: FORGET IT, GOLDY!! WE'LL NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO SPIKE!!
 * Oak's ghost: "I only did that to him to have a reason to negosiate with. What I want, requires motivation on her part."
 * Icky: "So, you turned Spike into a gold statue just to make Twilight accept whatever deal you want?"
 * Gilda: "What was wrong with just talking to us without flipflopping like that?"
 * Oak's Ghost: "Again, without a motivation for a successful agreement, just talking without "flip-flopping" wouldn't have proper results. Now, are we gonna talk, or you may as well pawn the baby dragon off to buy a new one!"
 * Twilight: "..... Fine. We'll do it your way."
 * Everyone else: "WHAT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOUR JUST GONNA GIVE HER WAHT SHE WANTS?! HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW SHE'LL ACTSELLY REACH HER END OF THE BARGIN?!"
 * Twilight: "I have no choice but to trust her for now. Spike is too impourent for me. What if she's the only one who can undo the spell?"
 * Oak's Ghost: "And as of currently, I am. Now, (doors forcefully ipen) step right in, Sparkle."
 * Twilight:...Okay, if that's what you want, Oak....(Takes deep breath, and Twilight slowly enters, and when she does, the door locks up tight)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Tries opening the door) It's locked up tight.
 * Jumbaa: Well...looks like we'll HAVE to hope for a miracle now.
 * Twilight: (Enters a dark room, and when the lights come on, the inside looks exactly like Twilight's setting in the Golden Oak Library)...Alright, Oak...
 * Oak's Ghost: Alright, Twilight!...Now that you're here, we can safely negotiate. (A golden mist appears from the ceiling as golden ooze appears from the walls, and after a few moments, Oak's Ghost appears as a pale-green red-eyed version of Oak)
 * Twilight:...Why do you hate Draconequui, Oak? Lord Order was not a very honorable Alicorn. He believed that the Chaos War could be ended by wiping out the enemy instead of letting them figure things out on their own. Are you REALLY going to go through these awful things in order to prove that he's an honorable person?
 * Oak's Ghost: You don't understand! Those creatures were created for one thing only: TOTAL CHAOS!! They spawned two terrible tyrants that tormented ponies to no virtual end. I hoped that I would get a position with Celestia before the discrimination was settled. But I couldn't get there in time. With everypony forgiving the Draconequui and shunning my beliefs, I thought that nobody would understand me! Not even Celestia! Draconequui are a poison that needs to be purged from this world once and for all! And with this deal I shall offer, I shall finally get that chance.
 * Twilight: And...and what does the deal entail?
 * Oak's Ghost: Simple. I shall bring your dragon assistant back to normal, and in return, you must give me one thing...rebirth and immortality so death will never be a consinquence again!
 * Twilight:...You want me to bring you back to life and make you immortal?
 * Oak's Ghost: Yes. Why else would a waste a perfectly good gold spell on that fire breathing cry baby?
 * Twilight: But...but that's one of the few spells that are strictly prohibited, even for Celestia!
 * Oak's Ghost: Oh, believe me, I know it's a WHOLE LOT to ask from you. But I have a way to make sure you can pull it off. And it's right here in this library.
 * Twilight: You sure? I read EVERY book in the Library and Castle A to Z, and there's nothing about a spell that can bring ponies back from the dead.
 * Oak's Ghost: I assumed you knew that Celestia and Star Swirl the Bearded had outlawed the spell and disclosed it's information from the public. But little did she know that before I died, I created a secret compartment that hides a book that contains EXACTLY the spell you need.
 * Twilight:...And I'm assuming you created all those OTHER hidden compartments that held the books for the Mirror Pool and the Alicorn Amulet?
 * Oak's Ghost: Oh, that was because I secretly had plans for those things before I died. But that is not important. Right now, we have a deal to finish. (Goes to a shelf, and takes out a hidden book inside a hidden compartment) This book is as old as Ponyville itself. I'm at least lucky it was preserved when Tirek destroyed the library. Turn to page 326, and you'll find the spell you need.
 * Twilight: (Levitates the book, finds the page, and reads it)..."The Lazarus Spell"? Celestia once told me about this spell, and said that it was destroyed forever.
 * Oak's Ghost: Or so she thought. (Chuckles)
 * Twilight:... I don't know if Celestia will be grateful for me using this spell.
 * Oak's Ghost: Do you want to see your assistant not a golden statue again, or not?
 * Twilight:...Well...yeah, but-
 * Oak's Ghost: Then what are you waiting for? Bring me back to life with immortality, and he stops being a waste of space in a litteral sense!
 * Twilight:...(Sighs)...Okay, here it goes...(Reads the book, closes it, and tries the spell)...

Golden sings this, but with Lyrical changes.
 * A huge glow was seen from the windows of the libarised castle.
 * Rarity: "WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?!"
 * The Glow goes away.
 * The door opens, and reveils an exhuasted Twilight, as well as Oak Golden, restored to her body.
 * Oak Golden: "Yes.... I am alive again! AND IMMORTAL!? (LAUGHS)! Thank you, Princess of Friendship was it. Now, here's your end of the bargin."
 * Oak casted a spell, and the golden statue of Spike returns to normal!
 * Oak Golden: "Here's your little knee pincher again. Enjoy."
 * Twilight and Spike hugged!
 * Oak Golden: "I couldn't appresiate your servitude more, Miss Sparkle. And I just ADORE the castle. So much more roomier then that old shame of a tree. I certainly have MUCH mroe room to resume my activities involving the torturing of those dispicable Draconquui. And I already sense one in the general vincinity. And thanks to that cute little Chandeleer, (darkly) I have a good idea, who it is."
 * Oak Golden sued her magic to Teleport Discord here, who was takening a bath.
 * DIscord: "Gilded bird, inside a gilded cage! (Suddenly realises he's in ponyville). Oh come on! Is there so such thing as privatcy anymore, I-"
 * Discord and saw Oak Golden was there, and started to stutter, as he was, he started to fall apart!
 * Discord: "I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I KNOW OF YOU?! YOU WERE THAT CRAZY OAK PONY THAT CELESTIA TOLD ME ABOUT ONCE!? I THOUGHT YOU WERE MORE DEAD THEN THE MUISEITOS FROM JURRASSIC PARK!?"
 * Oak Golden: "And I was. But when Princess Twilight felt alittle homesick, her friends, Fluttershy included, uprooted the old Golden Oak libary and turned it into a memorial chandeleer. And, through turning Spikey into gold, I convinced Sparkle to bring me back, and make me immortal. So OL' OAKY'S HERE TO STAY!?"
 * Discord: "IS THAT RIGHT, HUH?!"
 * Discord suddenly got a Rambo costume and began zapping at Oak Golden and did many crazy and wild things to her!
 * The dust settled, and Oak Golden still stood.
 * Discord: ".... Oh no."
 * Oak Golden: "Pah! You called THAT magic?"


 * Discord laid hopeless and defeated.
 * Oak Golden: "And now, it's time to become a garden orniment again, Discord. Only with more flare as a golden one."
 * Oak Golden dragged Discord away and closed the doors again.
 * Icky: "AW, DAMN IT TWILIGHT?! WHY DID YOU MADE THAT BITCH IMMORTAL!? NOW THE DRACONQUUI RACE IS SCREWED OVER!?"
 * Twilight: "I didn't had a choice. Otherwise, she would've never returned Spike to normal."
 * Lord Shen: "So you sacriviced a race in favor of one little dragon?! I do believe that Celestia would not approve of this!"
 * Twilight: WELL, WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, LET HER TURN YOU ALL INTO GOLD?!?
 * Lord Shen: YOU MADE HER UNSTOPPABLE, YOU IDIOT!!! WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER NOW!!! YOU JUST DOOMED ALL OF EQUESTRIA AND BEYOND!!! CELESTIA IS GONNA BE SO F****** PISSED THAT YOU LET A VILLAIN BECOME IMMORTAL, AND UNSTOPPABLE!!! WHAT KIND OF HERO ARE YOU?!?
 * Twilight:...Shen, what was THAT?!?
 * Cynder: (Sighs) He's been having these anger issues ever since we were on Kratos. We have no idea what's going on with him.
 * Lord Shen: HEY, IF SHE WAS SMART, SHE WOULD NEVER MAKE A DEAL LIKE THIS!! WE WOULD'VE STOPPED OAK EASILY AND GOT SPIKE BACK ANYWAY!!! IF WE HAD JUST COME UP WITH A BACKUP PLAN, THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED!!! NOW ALL OF EQUESTRIA IS SCREWED THANKS TO HER!!!
 * Spike: Shen, please, don't be angry!
 * Lord Shen: OH, I'M ANGRY?!? DO I LOOK ANGRY?!? HUH?!?
 * Icky: (Slaps Shen) SNAP OUT OF IT!! SHE HAD NO CHOICE!! WOULDN'T YOU DO THE SAME THING FOR CELESTIA IF SHE WAS TURNED TO GOLD?!?
 * Lord Shen: ".... Tecnecally, I can't. I can't do magic."
 * Icky: "Ok, let me rephrase that. Celestia would do the same thing for you if YOU were the one trapped in solid gold!"
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Well, how are we supposed to stop a villain who cannot be hurt or banished back where she came from?
 * ???: There IS a loophole in the immortality spell, everyone. (Celestia, Luna and Candence arrived)
 * Icky:...Well, you seem a little late.
 * Celestia: Well, summits aren't a quick process, you know. And about that immortality spell making her unstoppable, you couldn't be more wrong. That spell gives the person the exact same immortality of an Alicorn, and that includes EVERYTHING that goes with it like morality sickness.
 * Lord Shen: Are you kidding? How can we possibly use a morality sickness against her?
 * Luna: Think about it! She's asentually like North Wind of the Dragon realms now. She cares about the fate of ponies, which is what fuels morality sickness. If she has an emotional breakdown, it could take away her immortality, making it easier for us to stop her.
 * Twilight:...That's...actually not a bad idea.
 * Icky: "So, use her immortality and currently steriotypical idea about it against her, eh? Well, I'm not sure if that's gonna be easy. She looks like the type that keeps an extreme cool under pressure."
 * Celestia: "That is true, but don't worry, I had seen her raged out when she lost to me. But she would only do it when she knows for sure that she's in an unwinnable situation."
 * Iago: "So all we gotta do is win all her challnages and top her tricks?"
 * Candence: "Yep."
 * SpongeBob: So...how DO we get in?
 * Patrick: "Stand back everyone. This is gonna need.... Soda, and Pop Rocks!"
 * Squidward: "Oh sweet neptune no, not again!"

Chapter 7: Attack of the Fictional Villains
Inside the Restyled Castle
 * Discord was laying in depression and dispear.
 * Oak Golden was sitting on a throwne made of books.
 * Oak: "Soon, Discord. You will be one of many to be goldifived."
 * Discord: "...."
 * Oak: "..... Nothing to say, eh? Good. All the more fun for me then."
 * Oak began to slowly turn Discord into gold.
 * Suddenly, A loud burp and exploudion was heard as the doors were destroyed!
 * Oak Golden: "Ah, my expected company."
 * The Heroes came in.
 * Twilight: "Oak, we can't let you turn Discord into a golden statue!"
 * Oak Golden: "And why not? I am not threating Equestia in anyway cleansing away the filth of Draconquui."
 * Luna: "True, your not being a direct threat to Equestia itself. But your actions will destroy our belief of friendship and harmony. So if your not directly a threat to Equestia as a land, your a threat to us philoscofficly."
 * Oak Golden: "Oh hum.... I was hoping we'd became friends. Very well, I guess I'll have to use some of the most infamous fictional evils of literature against you fools."
 * Oak Golden summoned up some books.
 * The books opened up.
 * The first book conjured forth a well-dressed Vampony. Another summoned a wolf/pony hybreed, another summoned a well dressed, ugly pony chackling maniacly, another summoned a black staillian pirate captain with an army of pirate ponies, griffins, minotaurs and satyers, another book summoned a mixed body part abomination pony, and a final book summoned a whale monster made of clouds.
 * Oak Golden: "I believe you all are well aware of, or at least will now be, of Count Ponula, The Werepony, Mr. Grimhyde, Long John Silvermane and his blood thristy crew, Frankenpony's Monster, and finally, the rouge black storm whale Moby Storm. And a speical surprise, for the misfits."
 * Oak started to chackle evily as she brings out Patrick's movie.
 * Mr. Krabs: "PATRICK'S STUPID MOVIE?!"
 * Patrick: "No!? NOT THE CHANDELEER GHOST?!"
 * Oak Golden: "Oh yes... THE, Chandeleer ghost. It's my own payback for confusing me for a cheesy horror villain from a outdated moving pictures production from an alien world."
 * Oak Golden opened the movie case and summoned forth A hidious well-dressed ghostly Baracuda lady that started to chackle insanely, donning a chainsaw and pizza cutter!
 * Oak Golden: "Now, my summoned villains.... Play them like how an over-excited suger soaked 2 year old plays with toys!"
 * The Fictional Villains surround the heroes.
 * Icky: "Seriously?! Did Equestia just HAD to have their own versons of Dracula, The Werewolf, Dr. Jekcall and Mr. Hyde, John Silver, Frankenstain, and Moby Dick? AND PATRICK JUST HAD TO NOT PAY ATTENTION ON WHERE HE LEAVES A HORROR MOVIE IN A HAUNTED CASTLE?!"
 * Patrick: "YA DON'T HAVE TO BE RUDE ABOUT IT?!"
 * Icky: "Twilight, you clearly owned AND read these books before, right? Surely you know how to beat these pony versons of famous stories, and the one giant cloud whale monster? And on how to beat the Chandeleer ghost since Oak didn't summon up the Chandeleer as well?"
 * Twilight: Well, the story book characters I am skilled with beating, but the Chandelier Ghost? WITHOUT AN ACTUAL CHANDELIER THAT IS IT'S ONLY WEAKNESS, IT...WILL...BE...IMPOSSIBLE!!!
 * Shifu: Nothing is impossible! We've tackled ghosts before.
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, that's because they had exploitable weaknesses. THIS one obviously doesn't!
 * Sandy: Why don't we just destroy the DVD that it was spawned from?
 * SpongeBob:...BRILLIANT!!!
 * Patrick: "AW, THAT'S MY FAVERITE MOVIE GUYS?!"
 * Spongebob: "Patrick, for your birthday I promise to buy you the anniversery verson of the Curse of the Chandeleer ghost with speical features and digital enhancement. Heck, I might take you to see the new 2015 re-make coming out soon. It's garrentied to be less like 70s cheese."
 * Patrick: "No complaints."
 * Oak: I'd like to see you try it! (Magically makes the DVD disappear) Just TRY and find it! I'll--(Twilight teleports it right back)...Crap!
 * Twilight: Well, it looks like we'll have to do this the EASY way, Oak! Otherwise, I'll just teleport this thing back! You keep trying, and eventually, BOTH of us will exhaust our magic.
 * Oak: (Growls, and suddenly feels something inside her)...Ohh...why do I feel funny?...OH, WHATEVER!! MONSTERS AND VILLAINS ATTACK!!!
 * The Fictional Villains charge as the heroes took them head-on.
 * Skipper: ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER VILLAIN TO TAKE DOWN!!
 * Dodger: Yeah, I'm starting to get used to this! Even if things go incredibly dark!
 * SpongeBob: LESS TALK, MORE FIGHT!! (Kicks down the Werepony)
 * Oak: (Sighs) Well, at least you and I can watch as these people go straight to their doom, eh, Discord? (Chuckles) Maybe next time, you'll try NOT to listen to your crazy brother....Oh, what am I worried for, you can't hear me. You're just a golden statue...just like you SHOULD be!
 * ???: I think the REAL fact should be that YOU should be imprisoned! (Celestia, Luna, and Cadance appeared in front of her)
 * Oak: Oh, what, one of my beasts can't handle you?
 * Luna: You CLEARLY underestimate us Alicorns, Oak! We can do ANYTHING in this world because...well...we created it.
 * Oak: Oh, yeah? Create THIS! (Uses a powerful spell to blast them away from her, and puts up an energy shield around her) At least my immortality makes this shield impregnable now! I'm just as much a match to you Alicorns as the Draconequui that fought during that life-ruining war that Lord Order tried so easily to end!
 * Celestia: THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST DEATH, OAK!! WAR DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN THAT THE ENEMY SHOULD BE WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!!
 * Oak: YES IT DOES!!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE PEOPLE YOU CARED SO MUCH ABOUT!! MY FRIENDS WERE KILLED DURING THE CHAOS WARS!! AND THE ONLY ONES TO BLAME ARE THE DRACONEQUUI!!
 * Cadance: (Sighs) Was she REALLY from the time where ponies hated each other's tribes?
 * Celestia: Yes. She was from when ponies were having a hard time living with our people's beliefs following the destruction that Tyranny left.
 * Luna: It's no wonder she's acting like this!
 * Oak: HOW DARE YOU?!? MY BELIEFS, AS WELL AS LORD ORDER'S, ARE CORRECT, AND THEY WILL BE FULFILLED!! AND YOU ALL WILL NOT STOP ME THIS TIME!!
 * Cadance: We'll see about that!
 * Oak: Oh, we will, won't we?
 * Skipper: (The Lodgers continue fighting the fictional villains) DAMN, THESE THINGS SURE TAKE A HELL OF A BEATING!!

Epilogue

 * (Save this for alittle later.)
 * Lord Shen: So...you're not upset at Twilight for giving Oak all this?
 * Celestia: Not as much as you are. I am a forgiving type because she's like a daughter to me. I help her out of misunderstandings like she had when she feared she would be overdue with her friendship lessons.
 * Icky: To the point of insanity, by the way. When she came out of that bush, she made the freakiest face!
 * Twilight: (Chuckles)
 * Celestia: Nevertheless, we understand that she didn't have a choice. It was the best move she could think of at the moment. Even if there WAS no way around Oak's Alicorn immortality, we'd never scold her for it.
 * Gilda:...That's a pretty damn good bond, Princess.
 * Celestia: I know.