Nerdball

Nerdball is the 10th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, The Shell Lodgers hang out with Bill's gecko nerd friend, Wain the Gecko. But they soon discover that Team Nefarious had been injecting the gecko with a drug that makes his intellect spike, but the drug also has a fatal side effect. Will the Shell Lodge save him before it's too late?

Chapter 1- Invitation to Chicago
the temple. Chicago
 * Bill's scream was heard from the hallways.
 * Lord Shen: "The blimy was that?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh no! don't tell me Anima's back! or worse, another evil super shadow demon of Dr. Facilier!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Don't worry, it's just Bill. he propbuly saw another rat."
 * Icky: "Propbuly another rat from that basement of powerful artifacts again. Ok, we better get the broom."
 * Spyro- Icky, only Dragon Guardians are allowed in that basement, remember?
 * Icky- You think the rats know that? no, cause they're vermin
 * Spyro- I was talking about Bill.
 * Icky- You misunderstood me, i meant, the rats that are in the basement sometimes like to venture out, and the pick on Bill for some reason.
 * Spyro: "Is that what you meant? I apologies, you tend not to be very clear sometimes."
 * Bill- (Bursts into room) GUYS! GUESS WHAT?
 * Po- You found another rat?
 * Bill- No! WE'VE BEEN INVITED TO CHICAGO!
 * Shifu- What? Who's inviting us?
 * Bill- My old high school friend, Wain! He's the greatest gecko I've ever known! He was a good friend! We did many science experiments together. Of course, I still wanted to be a chimney sweeper.
 * Skipper- Whoa, hey, whoa, whoa, hold on! 'Science experiments'? He's a genius?
 * Bill- Well, yeah! He's very smart, yet he's pretty dumb!
 * Kowalski- So you're saying that he's a...nerd?
 * Bill- Sort of.
 * Kowalski- Well, that's pretty interesting.
 * Bill- Yeah. He's pretty nerdy, alright. I remember the time he told me how Superman's powers work. He said that his ability to fly was an extension of his ability to leap tall buildings powered by exposure to Earth's Sun. But when I ask him how he flies at night, he tells me that he does that with the combination of the Moon's solar reflexion, and the energy storage capacity of Kryptonian skin cells. He even says that his heat vision is powered by his photoreceptors being amplified to emit light through the pupils at a frequency so high, it fries it's target instantly. Crazy, isn't it?
 * Kowalski- (Scoffs and laughs) That's a good theory about Superman!
 * Lord Shen: "Really? Well, i always thought Superman was just a mutant alien with freak powers."
 * Icky: "But it won't explain why the other kryptonians are pretty normal on krypton, and yet Superman got powers when he's not on Krypton."
 * Lord Shen: 'Well it does not justify a few things like, if our sun can grant HIM powers, why is everyone on earth pretty normal and average? if the sun has the ability to turn you into a mutant with freak powers, then why are some of us still normal and average by normal animal/human standerds? let's see if this "Genius Gecko" can explain that."
 * Bill- Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!
 * Skipper- I sure hope this Wain guy is not as nerdy as Kowalski.
 * Skipper- Ahh, Chicago, Illinois! The Chi-town, the Windy City, the City of Big Shoulders!
 * Kowalski- It's also a known fact that Chicago has other nicknames like 'The Second City', and 'Hog Butcher for the World'! (Skipper grins at him) What? It's true!
 * Mr. Dodo- Bill, are you sure you know where you're going?
 * Bill- (Driving) Of course I do!
 * Icky: "Couldn't tell that you ran over 10 dogs, three old ladies, an entire girl scout group, a guy in a Mickey mouse costume, and one of our camera guys."
 * Bill: "I did? Crap! Look, when we get to Wain's house, i'll pay for their hospital bills!
 * Squidward- Well, are we close by any chance?
 * Bill- We're about 27 miles away.
 * Squidward- Crud!
 * Patrick- Can't we just use hyperspeed to get us there?
 * Kowalski- (Slaps Patrick) Nieved nonsense, Patrick! Using hyperspeed inside a planetary atmosphere could cause a time dilation.
 * Patrick-...All I heard was "Blah blah blah Dilation!
 * Kowalski- (Sighs) If we do it, we'll be thrown across time!
 * Patrick- Ohhhhh!...So we'll be turned into a clock?
 * Icky: "No Patrick, we'll go backwords in time and end up in pre-history instead of a nerd's house."
 * Patrick: "That makes sense."
 * Iago: "Let's just home none of our enemies are up to anything while we're out."
 * Lord Shen: "Trust me, the leage is inactive, the Dark Dragon scourge is dormant, and we haven't heard anything from that macanical dork, Nefarious. so, i assume we are gonna have a normal day for once."

Chapter 2- Wain the Nerdy Gecko
Outside an Apartment. Hall Flashback Present
 * Missing Link- Your friend lives in an apartment?
 * Bill- Yeah, he's not really a good guy when it comes to nerdiness.
 * Skipper- (Spits coffee out while laughing) 'Nerdiness'! That sounds FUNNY! (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob- Look, let's just get to his apartment!
 * Lord Shen- Yes, and if this guy really is nerdy, then this will be as funny as hell!
 * Bill- 302, 303, 304, and 305! Here we are, folks! Wain's apartment.
 * Lord Shen- (Scoffs trying to hold in laughter)
 * Bill- (Lodgers come in) Hello? Wain? Are you here?...I know you're trying to pull another silly prank on me...Hmm, it seems pretty quiet--
 * Wain- (Scares him with annoying Tokay Gecko call)
 * Bill- AAARRRRGGGGH! (Runs around the apartment while Dodo and the White Rabbit hold onto his tail)
 * Wain- (Laughing) (Dubbed as Ronno) It looks like I scared the shadow right out of you! (Laughs) And it was very convenient, too! According to the Internet, Tokay Gecko Mating Calls are annoying to even the closest of lizard species! HAH!
 * Lord Shen- (He and Skipper laugh)
 * Skipper- He's such a nerd! If Kowalski was brains, he'd be a genius!
 * Kowalski- Skipper, that doesn't even make any sense.
 * Skipper- It doesn't have to, he's a nerd! (Laughs)
 * Wain: "I am not a full blown nerd, with the geekyness, the pimple face, the stupid shorts, the broken glasses, the lonely dispear, the fanfiction writing of great Marvel and DC heroes, bad memories of mean spirited jocks, and all time champian of Dunguins and Dragons, Glahin, Glahin. No sir, none of that."
 * Gilda stared unimpressed.'
 * Gilda: "Yeah, your a nerd for over explaining that."
 * Wain drops down crying!
 * Wain: "Your right! i am! but unlike the stereiotype that nerds end up famous, i didn't get anywhere near that! or at least, i blew up my oppitunity."
 * Lord Shen: "You "blew" your chance? Care to explain why?"
 * Wain: "I lost to that game show "Answer Very Difficult Questions Only Brainiacs Know". It was awful!"
 * Private- (Scoffs and laughs) That's a funny name for a game show.
 * Skipper- (Slaps Private) Yes, Private, it's funny, but DON'T PUSH WAIN ABOUT IT!
 * Icky: "Well what question did ya blew?"
 * Wain: "(Snorts), well...."
 * (Wain)- It was the most difficult question in the history of the UUniverses! Only real scientists could answer it!
 * Host- Here's the last question! If you answer it correctly, you win!
 * Wain- Alright, what's the question?
 * Host- What is the super altra-mega sure fire kamaykamayaha number one metathoitcal key to the Generater of the Bounderies, so super great, that the high council made sure not even Albert Enstaint knows what it is?
 * Wain- (Surprised)
 * Lord Shen: "That's it? (Laughs), why, everyone knows it's-"
 * Skipper- (Holds Lord Shen's beak) CLASSIFIED!
 * Wain- Aw, C'mon!
 * Skipper- Wain, my friend, we cannot tell you about that metaforitcal key! It is only to be known to those who are smart enough to comprehend it's complexity!
 * Wain- What?
 * Skipper- I'm saying you aren't allowed to know about it, gecko boy!
 * Private- Skipper, seriously, must you always go around censoring us like an FCC agent?
 * Skipper- It's my duty, Private! You got a problem with that?
 * Private- Uh...no.
 * Skipper- Well then, we're even!
 * Wain: "Oh fine. Well, that's not what i invited you guys for anyway."
 * Icky: "Good, cause we don't wanna end up making listen to whiny nerd's lifestories an everyday thing."
 * Wain: "Well, i just wanted to spend time with Bill. he never comes alot when he vanished after high skool sometime ago after high skool."
 * Bill- Look, Wain, I just got...well...cuckoo in the head when I accidentally fell into that furnaceful of ether thinking it was a chimney. So the High Council had to relocate me to Wonderland with the rest of the retards that live there.
 * March Hare- Who're you callng a retard, lizard? That's very inappropriate language right there!
 * Mad Hatter- I'll say it's inappropriate! It's very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
 * Dorm Mouse- Very, very, very inappropriate indeed!
 * Puss n' Boots- Ooooh, you guys never told me you had a...succulent...yummy...mouse!
 * Shrek- PUSS! Don't do that!
 * Puss n' Boots- I'm a cat! It's my instincts!
 * Dorm Mouse- CAT?!? AAAARRRRRRGGGH! (Mad Hatter and March Hare chased after him)
 * Wain- Speaking of retards!
 * March Hare- SOMEONE GET THE JAM!
 * Icky- We were supposed to bring the jam?
 * Mad Hatter- OF COURSE WE WERE, YOU IDIOT!
 * Wain- Don't worry, I've got some in the fridge!
 * March Hare- Well, what're you waiting for, GO GET IT BEFORE OUR FRIENDS' HEAD EXPLODES!
 * Wain- (Quickly grabs jam) GOT IT!
 * March Hare- RUB IT ON HIS NOSE, QUICK! (Wain rubs Dorm Mouse's nose with jam, and Dorm Mouse cools down)
 * Puss n' Boots- What in the name of Antonio just happened here?
 * Mad Hatter: "Let's just say we were in the process of curing Dorm Mouse of his insensitive fear of, uh, C.A.T.s."
 * March Hare: "Via the request of the produser in exchance for Dorm Mouse to be allowed to appear here, and you said almost got him discontinued, Puss!"
 * Puss: "Oops, my bad."
 * Wain: "So Bill, you said your nutty now."
 * Bill: "Yep. Also, i am insanely afraid of anything scary, even for scaredy c- uh i mean, coward standerds."
 * Wain- What kind of coward standards?
 * Bill- Well, some Dodo friend of mine tried to make me famous by doing something DANGEROUS like hauling a monster out of a house! Even though it was pretty stuck tight, and was the size of a whale!
 * Mr. Dodo- Actually, Bill, I believe the Lodge told us that that 'monster' was a Princess of Heart they were trying to guard.
 * White Rabbit- You guys must also feel stupid after trying to hang the Shell Lodgers for saving your butts!
 * Dodo- Momentary confusion, that's all!
 * Wain- That's pretty awkward. More awkward than how wasps have the ability to control the gender of their offspring.
 * Gilda: "Yeah, i think a giant wasp friend of mine from an Alternate united universes told me something like that... We were silent for like, hours after that."
 * Wain- So, you guys wanna hang out for a while? I've got video games.
 * SpongeBob- Well, what'cha got?
 * Wain- I have Gears of War, The Amazing Spider Man, the entire Halo series, the Ratchet and Clank series, and Star Wars: The Force Unleashed' 1 and 2.
 * Lord Shen- Hmm, I was wondering if we'd get to see Ratchet and Clank's merchandise.
 * Tai- I'll say. Those two are awesome! I remember the last time we met them. It was years ago in Baghdad, where we first crossed paths with Ratchet and Clank's enemy, Dr. Nefarious, and his organization. We--
 * Wain- Ratchet and Clank are real?
 * SpongeBob- They sure are. They helped us on certain occasions like when Team Nefarious tried to alter Tarzan's timeline. If Nefarious succeeded, LionKingRulezAgain, or Now called "Jonathon" something or another, would've have never made the Jungle Crew, and he would've just had been another Lion King fan.
 * Wain- Well, blow me down! That's amazing. You're all like a photon when it develops the power of space warpdrive.
 * Kowalski- Technically speaking, photons already travel at the speed of...well...light.
 * Skipper- Kowalski, it was a figure of speech!
 * Wain-...Well, anyway, what do you guys say? Should we blow this space station?
 * Bill- Sure. Let's just hope Karma isn't being the nasty bitch it was before.
 * Wain: "Great! but first, i have to go honor these copons for "Dr. Suoirafen's clesnsing spa and drugstore" that appeared on my doorstep before you guys came. There's this new spa place that also sells drugs, the copon said FDA approved, so nothing illegal going on, owned by this celeberty genius doctor named Dr. Suoirafen, who offers spa, and offers a clesning expearience. thing is, the copon os good for one only, so you guys, feel free to hang over my place while i'm gone."
 * Iago: "Dr. Suoirafen? Does anyone know a Suoirafen?"
 * Patrick- 'Suoirafen'? Wait a minute!...Usually, names are hard to pronounce.
 * SpongeBob- I know.
 * Lord Shen- Now just hold on a second! There's something odd about that name...Suoirafen sounds like a Japanese name. He must be from Japan.
 * Iago- That sounds perfectly reasonable.
 * Wain- Well, i'm off! enjoy yourselfs, huh?
 * Icky: "DIBS ON THE FRIGE!"
 * Sandy: "Shouldn't we go with him to see if this Suoirafen is on the up-and-up?"
 * Iago: 'Sadly, the copon only said one person, which means, only he gets to go without paying an outrageest bill!"
 * Icky: "Besides, it's just a spa that also seel drugs for some odd reason, where is the danger in that?"
 * Sandy: "Somehow, i hope you guys are right."

Chapter 3- The Nefarious Scheme
Earlier, at an FDA base Present Cutaway Present
 * Dr. Nefarious- (Cackles) My plan is coming to fruition, Lawrence! And it's all thanks to you for helping me make up that name for my disguise.
 * Lawrence- Actually, sir, I didn't make it up. Emperor Zurg told it to me as a joke. It's your name spelled backwards.
 * Nefarious- (Laughs) That's classic, Lawrence! I've never heard a joke from Zurg in a long time. So, anyway, my plan is coming to fruition! Thanks to the lab boys, we've acquired a drug that is just as nefarious as I am! Because I AM Nefarious! (Laughs)
 * Lawrence- Very nice catchphrase, sir.
 * Nefarious- Well, here it is! I call it Smartysporin.
 * Lawrence- ...Catchy name, sir, but I think you should change it because (Scoffs) It could make anyone laugh. You know how you hate being embarassed. Especially since Captain Qwark humiliated you in high school.
 * Nefarious- Ooooohh, that damn Qwark! I HATE THAT GUY! I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE HIM, I HATE--(Freezes up, and "Cruella DeVil" plays)
 * Lawrence- You really should have that looked at...bitch. (Scoffs) I'm glad he didn't hear that. (Smacks Nefarious)
 * Nefarious- ...HIM, I HATE HIM!...But we can't worry about him and that dumb Lombax and robot now. What's important is that we have this new drug called...uh...Lawrence, what names do you have in mind?
 * Lawrence- I don't know, perhaps, Intellectuum, Psychomacrus, Brain Booster, Cranium 239, Intelligencium, that's all I got.
 * Nefarious- Hmm...All of those names are good, so I think I'll use them all. From now on, this drug will be called "Intellectuapsychomacrobrainoboostacranialintelligentium". How's that?
 * Lawrence- (Scoffs)
 * Nefarious- Alright, fine, we'll just go with IBPD, or "Intellect Boosting Psycho Drug".
 * Lawrence- Better.
 * Nefarious- Your damn right it is! Now, let's get to work. Our test subject should be here any minute now. So, you got the holodisguise ready?
 * Lawrence- It's attached to your underwear, sir.
 * Nefarious- Okay, weird, but conveniently well-played. (Turns on holodisguise and becomes a Japanese doctor) How do I look?
 * Lawrence- Oh, I'm sure the girls will rip you apart, sir.
 * Nefarious- Oh, Lawrence, you're embarassing me already. (Knocking) Ooh, he's here. Get your disguise on. (Lawrence disguises self as human butler)
 * Wain- Hello? Mr. Suoirafen? It's me, Wain. I'm here for that spa treatment.
 * Nefarious- AAAAHH! You've arrived!
 * Wain- God, you scared the living bejeesus out of me. And I thought my mating call was annoying.
 * Nefarious- Yes, yes, fascinating, now then, you say you wanted the spa treatment? You got a card?
 * Wain- I sure do. It's as fresh as a diamond from the depths of the Earth's core.
 * Nefarious- ("Whoa! This guy's a freakin' nerd. This is gonna be a slam dunk!") Alright, Wain my boy, have a seat. (Wain sits on recliner)
 * Wain: "You know, this is a snazy place you got here."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Alcourse, now, are you ready to test out our, latest soothing drug?"
 * Wain: "FDA approved right? I don't wanna be involved with anything illegal. That tends to get you in trouble."
 * Dr. Nefarious- Nonsense! This drug is totally FDA approved.
 * Nefarious- (Pointing loaded blaster pistol at FDA agent's head while King Dedede, Escargoon, Doofenschmirtz, Zurg, and Mr. Smarty Smarts do the same thing) Hahahahahahah! This drug is not lethal, so get off our asses before we shove our blasters up them, fire, and watch your brains splatter all over the floor!
 * Dr. Nefarious- In fact, this drug is one of the safest. It's called IBPD.
 * Wain- IBPD?
 * Nefarious- Or "Intelligence Booster Psycho Drug".
 * Wain- So what you're basically saying is that this drug is designed to make me smarter?
 * Dr. Nefarious- Precisely! And it increases over time, too. Before you know it, you'll be able to skip even college knowing every flow of the universe. Including the METAPHORICAL KEY TO THE BOUNDARY GENERATOR!
 * Wain- REALLY?!? AWESOME! I'm gonna be RICH! All I need to do is get this drug in my system, and Bob's your uncle, I'll be richer than Scrooge McDuck!
 * Wain- (Prepares to dive into a huge roomful of money on a diving board. He jumps, but gets injured when he hits the hard floor)(Dubbed as Peter Griffin) AAAAHHHH! IT'S NOT A LIQUID! IT'S A GREAT MANY PIECES OF SOLID MATTER THAT FORM A HARD FLOOR LIKE SURFACE! AAAAAHHHH! i mean, seriously, how come scrooge gets through ok but i don't? i can't understand cartoon logic!
 * Nefarious- EXACTLY! ("And once I get this guy to spill the beans on the Key to the Boundaries Generator, the UUniverses will BE UNDER MY CONTROL!")
 * Wain- Well, I say, LET'S GET SMARTY, BABY!
 * Nefarious- Alright! Let's get started!
 * Wain- You know something, Mr. Suoirafen? (Eyes get covered by spa recliner)
 * Nefarious- Yes, Wain?
 * Wain- You sound a bit like a familiar character on one of my video games!
 * Nefarious- Some people say I sound like Dr. Nefarious on those Ratchet and Clank vid games.
 * Wain- Yes, that's a good call.
 * Nefarious- Well, that's not important right now. The important thing is that you're on the road to riches!
 * Wain- YEAH! (Nefarious injects IBPD into Wain)
 * Wain: "So, when do i know it works."
 * Nefarious: "I neglect to inform you that the effects are atad slow, the smartness doesn't happen till the very next day."
 * Wain: "Wow, that is slow."
 * Nefarious: "Progress always is... but the results, i assure you, will always be wroth it. You are free to go."
 * Wain: "Ok, see ya."
 * Wain leaves.
 * Dr. Nefarious (quietly): "Now, it begins."

Chapter 4- Super Intelligence

 * Icky and Iago play Xbox 360, they are playing Lego Star wars: the clone wars.
 * Icky: "I bet i can get more small lego bits then you!"
 * Iago: "Your on!"
 * Po was at the kition, holding pancakes and pizza
 * Po: "Who's up for round ten?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Panda, (burp). we're full of pancakes and pizza right now. i think it's time not to eat away our host's food."
 * B.O.B.: "OH! OH! ME! ME! ME! I COULD A WHOLE HOUSE!"
 * Missing Link: "I think you did that once."
 * B.O.B.: "Well i can!"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "B.O.B., have you forgotten you eaten all that candy from the first time we battled that alien pumpken monster."
 * B.O.B.: "Oh yeah."
 * Kolwalski was on the computer.
 * Skipper: "What your doing, Kolwalski."
 * Kolwalski: "Frankly, i am failing finding any results on that Suoirafen any site! Wiki: no results! Google: No results! Popperrazzi. com, a site deadacated on getting dirt on every single celeberty in exsitence: no results!"
 * Skipper: "Maybe Suoirafen one of those, new guys. so know, no one knows him yet."
 * Kolwalski: "Well, here's what concerns me.... Have you noticed that Suoirafen isn't even a word, let alone a name. i typed it up in dicsinary.com and no results, it doesn't rekinised it as a word. there is, also another problem. I did a mirror test, and.... it's better i show you. (Points to a mirro with a paper with "Souirafen" writing on it, facing the mirror, reviling the word "Nefarious.")"
 * Skipper: "Hold on, wait, whoa, whoa! Your saying Suoirafen is "Nefarious" spelled backwords? Your saying Dr. Suoirafen is a fraud?"
 * Kolwalski: "Worse then any mere fraud. There is only one person, or should i say, machine with the name Nefarious."