In The Court of Maud

In The Court of Maud is the 6th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever since Maud moved to Ponyville (Well, Ponyville Adjacent) in the beautiful underground cavern in the diamond mines, Pinkie and Friends couldn't enjoy Maud's company even more. Although the unfortunate situation involving Maud inadvertingly helping Starlight get the Cutie Mark Containment Device couldn't be kept secret since Maud was not good at being indesrect, thus prompting Pinkie to make everyone else to keep quiet about this in fearing of reptribution, though when asked why it was Maud and about how it should've been Fem Fatala being the one who did it, though Starlight quickly corrected that Fem lead Maud the rock exbert here to get rock advice, thus meaning that it was still Fem's doing. But Pinkie still made her friends keep a Pinkie Promise because she's afraid of losing Maud, in both that she would move from Ponyville in due to being arrested, as well as Maud losing her degree from the University for her mistake, dispite Maud saying that they're "Morally lenient" on what their graduates do from then on based on a Amoral-Driven Policy. But that still hasn't stopped Pinkie from worring about Maud's well being. Even if Starlight is reformed and Fem no longer being a threat, Maud is still guilty of aiding a rising Cutie Mark Communist guilty of other crimes, and even though an incredably small contribution, it nonetheless made the biggest effect on the situation. At first, everything seems fine, but then, a group of Hippgriff enforcers, lead by Admiral Claw-Hoof, arrived with the Royal Guard and the Wonderbolts in tow, reveiled that they came in with a warrent from the prince, son of the current ruler of the Hippogriff Lands, to arrest Maud Pie for the crime of exposing the location of the Cutie Mark containment device to a then-Cutie Mark communist, and risked a new Beak-Buck. In panic, Pinkie zipped off and went to warn Maud and try to get her a place to hide in! Unfortunately, a Hippogriff Spy pretending to be a tourest had long exposed Maud and lead to her arrest! It left Pinkie broken and devistated as she even lost her pink color along with the deflated mane. Twilight brings this attention to Celestia while Rainbow Dash goes to call out Spitfire for helping the Hippogriffs arrest Maud! Celestia in turn brings this to the Lougers attention for additional help as the Hippogriffs put Maud on trail. The Heroes confront the spy who exposed Maud, and with some "Extreme Measures" from Pinkie going to near Cupcakes-Levels of crazy, the spy reveiled that the Hippogriff prince, Prince Mane-Feather, has more in mind for Maud then just punishing her for the reveilment, though it has been used by him to bring the rock exbert to him because Maud's new cavern home is more then just a place of beauty. It is where the cavern will lead to a sacred lost treasure-eqse artifact long soughted by the Prince's family, and he wants to finally get that treasure, known as The Stone of Geo, an item with the power to make it's weilder unimaginably wealthy as it can control the currentcy of all of Equestia and the other countries, and if augumented, can even control all the money in the United Universes (And beyond if given even more power) and make the weilder the richest being of all the universes! But it comes with a price. The Artifact will turn you into a monster to symbolise your greed and condemn you to never be restored. That is what happened to Lord Geo G. Raphic, a griffin king that was so greedy even for Griffin standerds that he made his own race look generious in comparison, where because of his over-claiming of wealth, tainting him to become a giant gold-plated Lobster Monster, called a Gold-Ster, now going by the name Geoatoa, who is now nothing but a personication of the long gone king's greed who will go Russian Tamatoa on any who tries to claim his artifact and not only eat his victims, but spit them back out as golden statues to keep as a momento of his power and a warning to intruders, as he also has a Midas/Gorgon deal to him as if you give direct eye-conact while his eyes are glowing, you'll turn to solid gold. But when Maud and the Prince after the trial managed to get te Stone of Geo, not only will there be an enraged greedy monster with goldifying powers on the lose, but the Prince will waste no time collecting all currencty of the United Universes and beyond after forcing some kidnapped powerful unicorns, even Sunburst, to augment the Stone's power to take every form of money and golden currentcy from all worlds to impower himself while turning into a golden skaled dragon looking scaringly simular to Smaug from the modern Hobbit movies. Can our heroes stop another greed-based monster from rising while putting an obvious Tamatoa-Rip-Off in his place and ready for a new home in Tartarus? But most of all, can Maud, who was promised freedom by the dishonest prince but desided to jail her away after she protested about his aim to misuse the power and because he was annoyed by her lack of emotion, be saved, or will Pinkie lose a sister in more ways then one?

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Chapter 1: Maud's New Ponyville 'Adjacent' Home
Atfermath of Rock Solid Friendship Flashback, the aftermath of Mauded Pie Theft. This Present Time. The Present Day, at least before The Camping Episode 2.0. but sometime after the movie. Flashback Present Twilight's Castle Hippogriffinmanina castle throwneroom. Twilight's Castle. Flashback. Present
 * As Pinkie and Starlight leave Maud in the secret grotto, Maud sighed.
 * Maud brought out Bolder.
 * Maud: "I know it didn't went as planned Boulder. But look at it this way. At least we are out of each of those Hippogriffs. They wouldn't really think to look in Adjacent Ponyville."
 * Silence.
 * Maud: "I know it's not the Ghastly Gorge, but let's be honest, what good is having Quarray Eels being a deterent security system if it leads to them wanting to eat us?"
 * Silence.
 * Maud: "..... Don't get sassy with me, mister."
 * Silence.
 * Maud: "..... Look, how's about we calm down about this and talk about it tomorrow. And trust me. It was actselly as good as it was that we gradutated from the accadamy. Ever since...... That day."
 * Maud was seen returning to her room.
 * Professor Boulder came up to her.
 * Professor Boulder: "Oh, Miss Maud. I caught up with you. Can I, speak with you abit?"
 * Maud: "Sure thing professor. But I think I pretty much explained everything I did about the Rainbow Rock."
 * Professor Blouder: "Well, yes, but, I'm afraid I need to speak to you about, an irrelivent subject."
 * Maud: ".... What irrelivent subject?"
 * Professor Blouder: "Well, interestingly, of all things, the admiral of the Impure Hippogriffs wishes to talk to you. He wants to talk to you about your excabation in the Nowhere Lands."
 * Maud: ".... Why?"
 * ???: "I'll explain that myself, Professor."
 * A millaterry regel Hippogriff walked in, baring scarred eyes and an agressive look, being that he has the front of a cassowary, the wings of an eagle, and the the poy backside has tiger stripes.
 * Professor Boulder: "Ah, yes, Admiral. I'll, I'll let you two have your talk."
 * The Professor nerviously walks off, worried about Maud's well being.
 * Maud: "..... And what do I owe the occation?"
 * Hippogriff: "..... Madam, my name is Admiral Claw-Hoof. I am investigating a mysterious sighting about a pony town, with, no name for some odd reason, that appears to be practicing the Hippogriff's forsaken Cutie Mark Communisum, and spies have reported that this cult leader has been able to unearth a cutie mark containment device we once had hidden. (Though Maud kept her uninterested expression, she had a look of concern). You happened to be there when this village was being buildt. Have you by any chance had a hoof in this?"
 * Maud: "....... No. I didn't. This pony must've ended up discovering it by herself."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof stared at her unconvinced.....
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "...... Currently, I can't neither discredit you nor believe you. Perhaps you just so happened to be there and don't really have anything to do with it, or perhaps...... But to prove that I am not a Hippogriff who is quick to make assumtions, I will keep you posted on investigation. But be warned. If there is any evidence that you are respondsable, you will have to answer to Hippogriff justice by order of the prince! Is that understood?"
 * Maud: "..... Yes sir."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "..... You have a nice day now, Miss."
 * The Amdiral turned and left.
 * Maud, while still expressionless, looked worried.
 * Maud: "And maybe it was a good thing the Admiral never came back after me since then. I'm glad to have avoided a major bullet. Well, time for rest, Boulder. Good night."
 * Maud proceeded to get to sleep.
 * Unbeknowest to Maud, a Jewel-Encrusted Silverfish sees Maud.
 * Silverfish: ".... Oh dear. His Majusty may not respond well to this. (He scatters off.)"
 * Maud was seen enjoying Pinkie and Starlight's company once again.
 * Starlight: So, how has time here been treating you, Maud?
 * Maud: It's nice. Really nice. The walls are filled with stones that I have not come across yet, and have a trace of calcium carbonate, which is what makes up the shells of clams or shellfish. Also fossils of shellfish have been found. It's hinted as well that this cave used to be a flooded cave with water that is rich in minerals that are capable of supporting sea life, which suggests this used to be a home for shellfish of a strange origin.
 * Starlight:... Strange.
 * Maud: Yes.
 * Pinkie: Heh, have you ever considered dropping by Seaquestria? When I was there, I noticed some rocks that could be up your alley.
 * Maud: I have already heard of that cave, and already visited it.
 * Starlight:... Seriously?
 * (Maud): (She was seen in a diving suit as seaponies aided in her research) Like the nearby beaches, they are composed of basalt. The basalt columns are formed through cooling in masses after formation, especially in the polygonal joint pattern present there. They are also rich in gemstones like pyroxene, amphibole, plagioclase, and feldspar. The former two are common forms of currency for the Seaquestrians, the third is used as part of their architecture, and feldspar is used for ceramics and glass-making. Other gemstones like olivine and rare sightings of beryl are used in their currency, jewelry, or encrusted scenery. Others are just the result of unearthed treasuries.
 * Maud: I must thank the seaponies for aiding me as well. When I ran out of air, they gave me a seapony form, especially since Pinkie already had one.
 * Pinkie: Well, we didn't always have it, but yeah, at least you can do your work underwater now and not have to worry about drowning.
 * Starlight: Yeah. We all have forms that allow us to travel underwater, but since Tempest attacked... The Mane Six and Spike have lost them, and visiting the pure hippogriffs did not go well, and they're still waiting for Novo to make it up to them. Celestia said she's almost done with her summit, so until she talks to Novo... The seven will have to wait.... What I don't get is... The shellfish thing. This used to be a sea cave?
 * Maud: Well, this place also has signs of clay minerals, which expand in the presence of moisture. My best guess is that it dried out slightly a long time ago.
 * Pinkie:... I guess the rich minerals allowed this place to grow in vibrant life, too.
 * Maud: Exactly. This has signs of volcanic activity. Volcanic soil is among the most fertile on the planet. The presence of sunlight and the nutrient-rich water allows plants here to flourish.
 * Starlight: Well, I can see why this would be a good place to live. But... Aren't you concerned about this shellfish thing? What if there's a bigger creature still around?
 * Maud: I have checked even within the water. The only signs of shellfish left were average clams, crabs, hermit crabs, and barnacles.
 * Starlight: I dunno. Things can really surprise you like that.
 * Pinkie: Well, she can, too! Though I am still disappointed that she lead you to Shareville from the beginning, she has been starting to grow on you to know she can appreciate surprises. She IS my sister, so it kinda runs in the family. She just can't show it physically.
 * Maud:... I must remind you, that I have a bad reputation, and I am facing suspicion from an impure hippogriff named Admiral Claw-Hoof.
 * Pinkie: Wait... Celestia said he used to be part of the Pure Hippogriff Navy, then he got in a bad banter with some jerk who hated the impure variants and drove him off, and he has since become a foreign law enforcer.... And he is NOT a very merciful one.
 * Maud: That is why I suggest this incident with me and Starlight must be kept quiet. It would make me and Starlight look bad.
 * Pinkie: No kidding.
 * Starlight: "Wait, why is that Admiral after you?"
 * Pinkie/Maud: "Remember the Cutie Mark containment device and how it's a part of the Impure Hippogriff culture?"
 * Starlight: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Aw gees, Maud, I didn't know that much ahead of time. Now I feel like even bigger garbage then ever for ever doing that Cutie Mark Faux Communisum trash."
 * Maud: "It fine. You were mainly following the words of Fem Fatala. It was to be understood that she was a bad enfluence."
 * Starlight: "Well, either way, I felt respondsable for it. Now your basicly on the run from the Impure Hippogriffs for some reason. I didn't figure that they would care that much about the containment devices, I mean, if they knew about the town I was building, why didn't they get to Celestia?"
 * Pinkie: "..... Actselly, that IS very suspicious."
 * Maud: "Well I'm guessing he didn't stop what you were doing Starlight, was because you weren't exactly the Hippogriffs' jurisdiction. They may've been after me more because I was able to know about where the Containment Device was hidden. They have been after Beakbuck's cutie mark vaults for a long time since his cutie mark smuggling operation started. Perhaps they're more worried about me knowing about where the other containments would be placed."
 * Pinkie: "Fair point, but still, you'd think that the Admiral would've at least alarmed Equestria ahead of time of what Starlight was up to and not let us find out on our own by Season 5!"
 * Maud: "I theorize that he did want to do so, but the politics about the matter were too complicated to expose right away. They are responsible for Cutie Mark Communism and the containment device after all. The Hippogriff government likely wants the world to forget that the impure hippogriffs ever had anything to do with the philosify and it's creations."
 * Pinkie: "Also a fair point, but, I can't help but to feel that it's not just that. What if there's a Hippogriff official that is after you for a nefarious plot?"
 * Starlight: "I have to agree with Pinkie. I mean, sure, you lead to me finding it, but I'm still the one who was using the thing to trick ponies out of their cutie marks because I had such a blind hatred to them that I ended up loving a rogue Hippogriff's ideology! If anypony should've been suffering legal trauma, it should've been me!"
 * Maud: "Well they figured that if it wasn't for me, you probably wouldn't've even gotten that far."
 * Starlight: "(Sighs), That only makes it worse. I wish the Lougers were here to help."
 * Pinkie: "Well, that's gonna have to wait, because they had a long work week. Like, this one time where they got caught up fighting an AUU Dodo Bird and a trio of Dinosaur People trying to use a Death Star-like Machine and an army of scary robots to threaten the idea of De-Extinction because of complicated politics."
 * Starlight looked at Pinkie weirdly as Maud kept a still face.
 * Pinkie: "..... Forth Wall Powers. They're an automatic informer. And they're still recovering from the Throx mess, so, it may have to be addressed on a better day. And WE'RE recovering as well, and we're about to go camping once Twilight gets back from her zeppelin cruise with her family. Defeating the Storm King was a movie's worth of adventure that she still has nightmares about since the adventure almost turned her against her own friends."
 * Starlight: "..... Still, I wish there was something I can do to help."
 * Maud: "Thanks, but I'm already in a position that they can't find me either way. They would figure that Ponyville and the rock farm would be too predictable to look and would figure that I would be on the run. Eventually, the case would go cold and give up, and with you reformed, it wouldn't be like another containment device would be uncovered if I was left unchecked."
 * Starlight: "Well that's the thing. I heard this Admiral is die-hard persistent. He never let's ANY case he has go cold. He was once able to capture a murderor of a regel's pet, and that case hasn't been relivent since the 1970s!"
 * Maud: "Even the most persistent have to give up some time. Claw-Hoof is still organic matter. Even he has to get tired and focus his engery reshorce on something else."
 * Pinkie: "But just to be safe Maud. We'll be sure to be on the look-out for any uniformy looking Hippogriffs of the impure variety. It's better to be safe than sorry, as Grandpa Pie always said!"
 * Maud: "Fair enough, but Boulder and I are pretty safe regardless. Now let's not worry about it anymore. So how was your day?"
 * The trio went on, as two Jewel-Encrusted Silverfish were seen, one of them being the same one as before.
 * The Prior Silverfish: "...... What can we do, Duke Topaz? The King wouldn't respond well to her presence here?"
 * The new Silverfish (Duke Topaz): "...... Don't worry, Squire Ruby. The Mentally Deadpan Pony's no threat. She is more interested in rocks than, the stone."
 * The Prior Silverfish (Squire Ruby): "Well, yes, but.... This is the pony that discovered the legendary Rainbow Rock! That means she's a rock expert! She's bound to know that, the stone, existed!"
 * Duke Topaz: "But don't forget, she only discovered it to record and prove it's existence. Otherwise, she never went to misuse the stone herself. And it only gotten into a mess because of alien outsiders. The Jewelfish have nothing to worry from her."
 * Squire Ruby: "Well maybe not her, herself, but, she hiding here because someone's after her! That might mean that someone is after her knowledge to seek out the stone, and if that happens...... The King will not be happy."
 * Duke Topaz: "Look, Squire, you have nothing to worry about. This Pony has been able to avoid any serious trouble so far. Try not to worry so much."
 * Squire Ruby: "....... Very well, my duke. As you command."
 * Duke Topaz and Squire Ruby leave, but Ruby still looked on concerningly and worringly, worried that the current predicerment may not be forever.
 * Pinkie and Starlight walked in and were surprise to see the rest of the Main 6 here.
 * Starlight: Oh? Twi, you're back already?
 * Twilight: "Long story, prefer not to talk about it. But onto the chase... Pinkie, Starlight, you two may want to sit down."
 * A chair was levitated to the duo, as they sat down.
 * Twilight: "..... Now, Pinkie, we know Maud is your sister, and that your just as much about your family as Applejack, but..... Is it true, Pinkie?"
 * Pinkie: "(Looks around nerviously)...... Is, what true?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, we were talking to Maud this one time, and, she ended up referencing that she knew Starlight prior to becoming her friend, but then she said that Boulder's asking her to not say more than that."
 * Rarity: "Initionally, we thought nothing of it. At least until, relatively recently when Twilight brought us together to talk about a message from Celestia."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, APPARENTLY, as Celestia wrote down, the impure hippogriff rulership informed her that Maud is suspected of helping Starlight find that Cutie Mark storage thing to begin with! So what, was Maud a secret agent traitor of Starlight? In fact, did we EVER see her cutie mark?!
 * Twilight: "RAINBOW?! Settle down! But as Rainbow asked, was Maud, a secret agent of Starlight?"
 * Starlight: "OF COURSE NOT! In fact..... She was digging rocks on where I was building the town, so, I went up and asked her and she non-chalently just told me."
 * Applejack: "... Ya mean this whole thing was just because Maud just told you while looking fer rocks and not questioned on what yer intentions were?"
 * Starlight: "WELL SHE DIDN'T EXACTLY KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING!!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "... Fair point, but the thing is, those hippogriffs are more than likely not happy about what occurred! Maud has automatic knowledge of the containments' hidey holes! Given that they likely still feel sucky about the Beakbuck mess, to them, that makes her an international flight risk!
 * Pinkie's mane deflated.
 * Pinkie:... I'm sorry girls. This..... This is exactly why I didn't tell any of you about it when Maud first came to Ponyville to find a place to live. Maud didn't know what Starlight was gonna do, and she's really sorry about it.
 * Twilight: "We know Pinkie, but running from this problem isn't gonna help. She's gonna end up looking like a criminal."
 * Pinkie: "But that's about it, Twilight! Something's off about the thing! The Admiral seems weirdly fixated on Maud more than Starlight, the pony who actually used the containment device!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well obviously Starlight wouldn't've even got that far if-"
 * Pinkie: "I know, I know, but, you'd think that this would've been Starlight's problem too, even if she wasn't in their jurisdiction!"
 * The concerned friends look at eachother.
 * Applejack: "..... You're trying to say that something stinks in the Alamo, Pinkie?"
 * Starlight: "Well, yes. She's worried that the Admiral could be a pawn to some conspiracy to go after Maud for her knowledge. I mean, she DID discovered the Rainbow Rock, didn't she? Who knows what other, legendary rocks she knows of?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, when you put it like that....."
 * Pinkie: "That's why I want you all to Pinkie Promise me that you don't say anything about this to anyone! Not even to the princesses!"
 * Twilight: "YOUR ASKING ME TO WITHHELD INFOMATION?! FROM CELESTIA?! PINKIE, THAT'S TREASON!!"
 * Pinkie: "I'M NOT ASKING YOU BETRAY CELESTIA'S CROWN TWILIGHT, JUST, MAYBE NOT TELL HER UNTIL THE ADMIRAL GIVES UP!!"
 * Rarity: "..... Well, to be fair, Twilight. It's not like Maud meant any serious harm. And if Maud had known better, she would've made sure Starlight was set straight and narrow long before any of this could happen. Maud is obviously one who takes her stones seriously, espeically if they're of magical properties. I mean, I saw her make that McScam pony cower in fear without even getting actually angry."
 * Applejack: "I kinda have to agree. The Princesses don't need to know everything. It's only until the Hippogriffs desided to drop it."
 * Twilight looked very conflicted, then gave up.
 * Twilight: "... I dunno if Celestia already knows given her ability, and she can find out, but... You have my word as the Princess of Friendship that Maud's secret does not reach Canterlot."
 * Pinkie: "Pinkie Promise?"
 * Twilight:... Let's just go with a regular promise. I don't want this to go like something with that Royal Promise crap with Trixie, because you are extremely scary to cheese off. One time, when somepony broke a Pinkie Promise, I ended up fainting and peeing myself in fear. I don't need another embarrassment like that. So, regular promise!
 * Pinkie:... I guess that's fair.
 * Applejack: "Look, Pinks. Maud is going to be fine, and this will all blow over. Eventually this will be old news for the impure hippogriffs and they'll drop it."
 * Pinkie: We won't know for sure, so I'm STILL gonna stay with Maud for a while until I can be sure you're right.
 * Twilight: Well, I asked Novo to look into this, and she's requesting a meeting with the ruler of her race in Hippogriffinstone. She says the pure and impure hippogriffs share neighboring lands separated by a wall, because apparently, they have bad quarrels, and still do despite long signing a peace treaty. Let's hope Hippogiffinmainia's king is in a good mood. It's not to say that he's a bad ruler, it's more like, he's-"
 * Impure Hippogriff King: (In the presence of Novo and King Nephostratus, who appears as a hippogriff with a blue coat, peacock-pattern-like hair and tail which is more elegant than Novo's with red, white, blue, purple, and cyan tendrils and peacock feathers on the head and tail, dull-gold royal attire, gray-orange front feet, back hooves, and beak, patterned large wings with peacock spots, and patterned feathers on the legs, and a peacock-like neck mane) "Pompus? Big-headed? Crude Humored? Perverted at times? Too upset with the history of our people in that we founded a communisum based around BUTT TATTOOS?!"
 * Novo: "Now chill, King Fangbeak, and be reasonable!"
 * King Nephostratus: "Exactly! We are not suggesting such things in the slightest."
 * King Fangbeak: "But I bet your thinking it! I mean, be honest with yourself, you don't think very highly of me! You high and mighty pures never did!"
 * Novo: "We don't think impurely of you!"
 * King Nephostratus: And we never did so! Not at all! Since your kind decided to be a communist monarch society and built the Hippogriff Wall, and kept such standing even after that phase died and you went back to a monarchy because of our differences, we have had to keep public relations safe and sound!
 * King Fangbeak: "I know your being nice to me to spare my feelings! Let's be honest here! A lot of creatures think poorly of this Hippogriff strain, ALL BECAUSE THAT IDIOT INVENTER OF A BUTT TATTOO MARXISM, HAD TO GO AND MAKE THINGS LIKE CUTIE MARK VAULT CONTAINMENT DEVICES AFTER SAID PERIOD OF OUR LIVES!! I'm insecure about the fact we had anything to do with that to begin with, BUT THEN I FOUND OUT THAT A FLUNKED STUDENT OF CELESTIA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND FOUND THE CONTAINMENT DEVICE BECAUSE OF A ROCKTOLOGIST!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT BECAUSE SHE WAS WITH CELESTIA, THAT MAKES HER OUT OF MY JURISDICTION, BUT NOW THIS ROCK EXPERT HAS SOMEHOW DISAPPEARED!! We're talking about someone, who has a mental illness, that makes her a mental dullard... AND YET SHE WAS ABLE TO STUMP THE BEST HIPPOGRIFF, AND EX-PURE HIPPOGRIFF NAVAL OFFICER, IN MY ARMADA!! Admiral Claw-Hoof is one of the best Hippogriffs I got! Of course, you would've known, if someone of your ranks hadn't shrugged him off of your Navy because of your kind's high and mightiness!"
 * King Nephostratus: "Look, I promise you that I saw to it that the biased member was punished for his disrespect."
 * King Fangbeak: "That's likely damage control at best! It's too late regardless! The Admiral has seen the truth! And he's gonna bring that rockhead to justice for bringing our ugly past back into the light!"
 * Novo: "Look, Fangbeak, that event is hardly even relevant anymore, and the geologist pony I'm sure didn't mean no serious harm. I knew her since she came divin' down here not too long after Storm King's death, and we gave her a seapony form after her suit ran outta air. She was just a harmless monotone pony that wished to study our sea cave's geology She likely didn't even understand what was going on."
 * King Fangbeak: "Maybe so, BUT IT'S ABOUT THE PRINCIPAL, DAMMT?! If she knew of ONE containment device, who knows how many she knows about just from looking at rocks?! We have enemies that would use these things against us!! Whether blackmail, or to even revive the Beakbuck regime! It's not meant to be ANYTHING against the ponies, but I just feel safer if that emotionless drone is locked up tight in the dungeon! Anything regarding Beakbuck is OUR RESPONSIBILITY, EVEN IF THINGS BEYOND OUR JURISDICTION!!"
 * Fangbeak's queen rolled her eyes and came to comfert King Fangbeak.
 * The Impure Hippogriff Queen: "... You need to pardon Fangbeak, he is always known for his panic attacks."
 * King Nephostratus: "But of course, Queen Talon-Claw. I must still ask you give this particular pony a break. Novo told me she's a sister of one of the Pure Hippogriffs' saviors."
 * King Fangbeak: "Well, even for some reason we actually WANT to call it off, it's not our call! The Admiral was placed onto the case by our son, who's away on unrelated matters! And even then, he knows how you stuffy pures work! He won't be so quick to bend a knee for ya!"
 * Queen Talon-Claw: "... He means that our son was the one who ordered the investigation, and that he's VERY insistent on having us deal with the geologist. Even before the highest of Pure Hippogriffs, he won't yield."
 * Novo: "I see."
 * Queen Talon-Claw: "But, I'll see if we can talk to him about it when he comes back. But I can't make any promises he'll listen. Our son is known for his.... Rebelious nature."
 * King Nephostratus: That would be greatly appreciated, thank you. We will be kept posted on the matter. (The two left).
 * Applejack: "Well if what you said is true, then it looks like we do have to be on our toes if all this was because of a rebelious prince with an insecure father and a knowing better queen who could be able to do only so much."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Just one thing though. Twi, earlier you referenced that the Admiral was an "Ex-Pure". Yet he's with the Impures. What is up with that?"
 * Twilight: "Well, the Admiral I read, had a complicated history."
 * (Twilight): "The Admiral is actselly the hybrid, of hybrids. Now, I know Impures and Pures are BOTH Hippogriffs, but, they're of different spieces. Pures take more after us ponies, while Impures take more after Griffins, or are often the result of recent interbreeding. The result of the Admiral's parents union, a male Impure and a female pure, resulted in an, interesting combination. He was both impure but yet pure. He had the frontal side of a normal griffin, but he backside of a pure Hippogriff. He was, an unconventional combination, since pures and impures prefer to keep a no-touch relationship in thanks to the, Beakbuck fiasco, among other political concerns. You see, the Admiral once leaned more torwords the pures because he felt like he belonged with them more, even when his parents warned that, the Pures may not universely think that. Unfortunately, the Admiral got his proof of that warning from a Pure Hippogriff with a rather.... Biased opinion on Impures. He was also a Pure Hippogriff genetics purist, so the fact the admiral was a hybrid of both cultures.... Helped little. Worse of, this purist was also a higher figure, so, for the Admiral's misfortune, the biased purest, Perfection Form, wasted on time to dishonorablely discharge the Admiral for something he has no honest control over. The Admiral in his youth, understandingly, didn't took well to this."
 * Claw-Hoof: "YOU BAISED BASTURD?! YOU WOULD KICK ME OUT FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T PICKED MYSELF?! MY MOTHER IS A PURE HIPPOGRIFF?!"
 * Perfection: "Your father, however, is an IMPURE! I know the King was insistent we don't have any ill-wills torwords those impure cutie marxists, but that doesn't mean I would allow an imperfect hybrid amongst MY guard's ranks! Those impures have embarrised both our Griffin and Pony relitives with that Beakbuck mess! Impures have made Hippogriffs look bad?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "OH, LIKE THE PURES ARE FREE OF SUCH FLAWS, CONSIDERING YOUR ORIGIN ON HOW YOU WERE ACTSELLY MORE FERUIOUS THEN DRAGONS?!"
 * Perfection smacks Claw-Hoof in the face and scracthed his face!
 * Perfection: "THAT, IS, BEHIND US?! I, want you, out of my presence at once, you ill-conchived spawn of a union that shouldn't exist?!"
 * Claw-Hoof lost it, roared and attacked Perfection as the two broke into a fight!
 * (Rainbow Dash): "CLAW-HOOF SNAPPED AND ATTACKED THAT PERFECTION DOUCHE?!"
 * (Twilight): "Yes!"
 * (Spike): I would've been surprised if he didn't after that.
 * (Twilight): "But don't worry, the fight was stopped before the Admiral would've made any fatal mistakes."
 * Guards were keeping Perfection and a raging Claw-Hoof away from eachother!
 * Claw-Hoof: "LET ME AT THIS BASTURD?! HE'S KICKING ME OUT FOR RACIAL REASONS?!"
 * Perfection: "DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!? HE'S MAD?! A RESULT OF GENETIC IMPERFECTION, UNQUESTIONABLY?! A PURE WOULD NEVER BEHIAVE LIKE THAT?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: DON'T YOU DARE GIVE THEM THAT CRAP!!! I WILL MAKE SURE EVERYONE IN OUR KINGDOM MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS HATE CRIME!!
 * Perfection: (He laughs) Why should they listen to you? You're just cannon fodder to even our Navy. Who's gonna align themselves with you? Guards! Get him out of my sight!
 * Claw-Hoof: YOU BASTARD!! LET ME GO!!! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ORDERS FROM THAT RACIST SON OF A CHICKEN!!! LET ME GO!!!
 * (Twilight): He was discharged that day. However, Perfection would not get away with it. Nephostratus called him out on it, and had him exiled to the Impure Hippogriff Kingdom for his crime. And BY CELESTIA, did he pay through the beak for it. From what I heard, the word of his crime spread like wildfire. He, was not treated well as a result. He has a pitiful life to this day.
 * (Rainbow Dash): Hmmph! Serves him right! The guy deserves it.
 * Twilight: Since then, the Admiral became the head of criminal investigations like this by rigging the election to where everyone supported him. He considers eliminating anything regarding the cutie mark communism and anything related to Beakbuck's era his responsibility and his alone. But the thing about this one is...
 * Starlight: Is that by going after Maud, he goes beyond his jurisdiction as he's going into pony jurisdiction?
 * Twilight: Exactly. Though he doesn't let any loopholes or legal boundaries stop him. If he finds Maud, then he won't let things beyond his power stop him. In fact, he's good friends with the true head of the case, Inspector Homer Game. He's a quarter-hybrid of impure and pure hippogriffs, mostly on the pure side, who has been responsible for keeping Claw-Hoof out of trouble since his unemployment, and still does despite some struggles. His 75% purity allowed him to blend in as a pure hippogriff and thus learn how to be a good inspector.
 * Pinkie: Wowzers!
 * Applejack: And where was HE? With a guy like him around, you'd think he would've found Maud by now.
 * Twilight: Apparently, he's got a lot of paperwork and other duties that comes with the work Claw-Hoof does. He even gave up the case since Claw-Hoof was better at it than him. All he does nowadays is moral support.
 * Fluttershy: Then what do we do?
 * Starlight: Should we bring it up to Homer himself?
 * Rainbow Dash: "What if it ends up taking too long? Maud might end up being captured and arrested by then!"
 * Rarity: "Sadly, I agree. It wouldn't do any real good. Burriocacy is not always a relieable thing. And even if we get Homer involved, if this Admiral really is so dedicated, I doubt he would cease even under Homer's demands if he's so determined to take down anything related to Beakbuck."
 * Spike: "Also, (Was seen using a calulator) The finical useage for the trip to Hippogriffinmainia is likely expendsive and with a very difficult currentcy conversion process to boot! That might further complicate things!"
 * Applejack: "Well with that in mind, I guess all we can do is just hope that Claw-Hoof will run out of steam himself and the case turns cold. He may be considered a persistent varment, but it's not like persistent can't die in him. I bet ya he'll eventually call it quits and silently ride off into the sunset with no fanfare. And besides, he likely doesn't have too much to work with anyway."
 * Twilight: "Then, I guess we're just gonna have to keep quiet about it until it blows over."
 * Starlight: "I don't know. A guy like the Admiral sounds like a very persistent person. What if he never gives up?"
 * Twilight: "..... Then I'll organise a plan B and build up a budget that could be helpful in allowing us a trip to Hippogriffinmainia to discuss things with Homer or any other Hippogriff superior above Claw-Hoof. We're also gonna need to put togather a lawyer for any ineditable court case."
 * Rarity: "Agreed. I'll even share some of my business profits for the cause. For now, let's, hope for the best."
 * The Group dispearsed, Pinkie still looking concerned.

Chapter 2: Maud Exposed
The Present Day, after Cheerimac All Over Again Maud's Underground Cavern Paradise Flashback... Present. Twilight's Castle The Ponyville Train Station. Twilight's Castle.
 * Pinkie Pie was working extendsively to prepare nice treats for her latest visit with Maud.
 * (Pinkie VO): "It's been a great while since that day. A lot of exciting things happened, including Death Coffin adopting Konder, Boris the Fact-check-tail scorpain coming to live with fluttershy, the vampire fruit bat sanctuary getting a new resident in Vampyr, or however you say that name of his, in light of miss Ironheart having to go away to be as close to Canterlot as possable, and, we never really heard from Claw-Hoof or the case ever again. I can assume that either Claw-Hoof has given up or his bosses were firm enough to focus on something more impourent. Either way, it felt like that the whole thing was old news and that things can be normal again. Hooo boy, was I wrong in the following moments."
 * Pinkie Pie hopped out with the goodies.
 * (Pinkie VO): "Because this day, things were about to get messy."
 * Pinkie came over to visit Maud.
 * Pinkie: "Gooooooood morning Maud! Sorry I was late! I got into a rather busy week! And not just Thanksgiving, but also a rather hectic day involving, oh you just have to seen it to believe it when I get to telling ya, and-"
 * Pinkie Pie made a shocked face!
 * It was seen that Maud, while still kept a disinterested face, was seen captured by Admiral Claw-Hoof, some Hippogriff enforcers, The Wonderbolts and the Royal Guard.
 * Pinkie Pie did her gasp!
 * Everyone turned to look a her!
 * Pinkie: "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUD?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "I take it your Miss Pinkimena Diane Pie, then?"
 * Pinkie: "Mr. Admiral Sir, wait! You can't arrest Maud, and-..... Hold up, how were you able to find her?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Well surely Princess Twilight had referenced that I never give up on any case, even when they extend beyond the date of her crime. Espeically not anything having to do, with Beakbuck. Not how it costed me my once rightful future!"
 * Pinkie: "I mean the specifics, because I'm pretty sure you shouldn't've known about this place."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Ahhh, you would think that, would you? Well you didn't count on me eventually having to consider the too obvious after other opitions were exhausted and for nought. Granted, I initionally assumed she would hide in that Ghastly Gorge place and thus I ended up fighting Quarry Eels for nothing. So, I instead started to go around and ask questions. I was going to see you out personally, but it turned out you were busy with some other matter at hand. I was gonna call it another dead end here and there, but then... I ran into the best aide in my case yet. A fellow student from the Rocktology Academy."
 * Stone Cut was seen pushing a good collection of stones, before running into The Admiral and some Hippogriffin Guards by mistake.
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "... That's an interesting pile of, rocks, you got there."
 * Stone Cut: "(Gulp)... Uhhhhh, thanks. I, found it in an underground cavern.... COMPLETELY by myself, mind you! And is in NO WAY having to do with the fact that Maud lives in it in trying to avoid you because of a long outdated accusation that isn't even relivent anymore...."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "... Oh, but alchourse, good pony. Your word is completely creditable to me. (Leaves with the Hippogriffs as they proceed to get the Guard and the Wonderbolts to follow them)..."
 * Stone Cut: "... Wow, I can't believe he believed me. That wasn't even a well-constructed lie. Oh yeah! Maud protected!"
 * Maud: "... Stone Cut doesn't tend to think straight when under pressure."
 * Pinkie: "..... Ya know, if Icky was here, he would rant on how STUPID that was!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Anyway, onto the matters at hand. Maud Pie, your under arrest for aiding and abiding a Cutie Mark Communist and exposing a hidden vault. The Royal Family doesn't appresiate those kind of actions, Maud Pie. You risk reminding Equestia and the world that Cutie Mark Communisum owes it's existence to the fallen regime of Beakbuck. That would risk ill wills torwords Impure Hippogriffs!"
 * Maud: "..... If it's any consolation, it was purely an accident. I didn't exactly know what Starlight wanted to do with the vault. I thought she was just curious."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Accsidental as it is, it doesn't change the fact that you know about the vaults' location, just from looking at rocks! That makes you a flight risk the royal family would much rather have contained!"
 * Pinkie: "Oh no! Please Mr. Admiral, my sister's not a flight risk!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Depends, how many of the Beakbuck vaults do you know about?"
 * Maud: "Pretty much all of them in all known and unknown lands."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "EXACTLY MY POINT!!"
 * Pinkie facehooved at Maud being too honest about the situation.
 * Pinkie: "REALLY MAUD?!"
 * Maud: "It wouldn't really help to lie. I may as well be honest."
 * Pinkie: "Mr. Admiral, why arrest Maud?! She wasn't the one who used the vault!! Also, aren't you not allowed to be in pony jurisdiction affairs? Even if it's all too known, nopony would want to aid you."
 * Spitfire: Why do you think we're here? We have been after Beakbuck's nightmare for a long time, so he proposed an alliance, to ensure history doesn't repeat itself. Even Shining Armor agreed to it.
 * Pinkie:... WHYYYYYY?!
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: That information is classified, FYI! If I was a less respectful person, I would say that it's none of your business and probuly cuss along the way, but you look like you know what Classifived means, and I'm too digifived to dabble in such languise knowingly, (Quietly) Unless if it's in reference to an accursed Purist of a Pure Hippogriff, (Openly) And while in good posture.
 * Pinkie: Look, can you please just let her go? Even with so much as a very stern warning? She's nothing to this case. Why don't you just ask nicely for the information you need? In fact, why are you being this hard on a pony who wouldn't hurt a fly?
 * Claw-Hoof: Oh, don't get me wrong. I would've gone after the Cutie Mark Communist pony herself, but she is a long contained problem! Also, the vault itself and the control stick with it are rendered mostly useless with any chance of it being rebuilt possible only to gods or a god-eqsed creature!"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, that stick WAS with the vault? That would explain why it looks too well-crafted to be some random desert stick. (Shakes her head) BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBBL! Besides the point! Please don't take Maud away! She's my sister and a very good pony-
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: Ma'am, I'm sorry, but it is not my call. I am following the instructions of Prince Mane-Feather. You're free to come to Hippogriffinmainia yourself to advocate for her, but I advise that you either get her a VERY good lawyer, or you may as well hope the King would be kind enough to give her a punishment that lets her live! (Pinkie Pie gets a shocked face)
 * Maud: "(While still Monotoned and disinterested, but sounding a bit tense) You mean I could potentially be executed?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Well, if the queen would allow the king to have his way. And if it helps, he is RARELY allowed to have his way, being that he's a bit ill-mannered. But regardless, a crime will be answered this day."
 * Pinkie pounce onto the Admiral and hugged him painfully!
 * Pinkie: "PLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! DON'T TAKE MAUD AWAY FROM ME?! IT WILL DESISTATE MY FAMILY IF THIS HAPPENS?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Ugh, I am sorry, miss, ugh, but the Prince will not have it any other way! I am only obeying his orders! You, you'll just have to take it up with him when you get to Hippogriffinmainia!"
 * Pinkie Pie started to cry as tears cartoonishly pour out!
 * Pinkie Pie ran off!
 * Pinkie: "TWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHT?!"
 * Maud, while still keeping a disinterested face, shed a silent tear.
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "... WHAT WAS WITH THAT PONY?!"
 * Spitfire: "What do you think, birdbrain? She has a really great bond with her sister! Are you sure you can't just say to the prince that the case was a dud, for her?"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: LIE TO THE PRINCE?! ARE YOU A MAD MARE?! AND THEN WHAT?! PROVE THAT BASTURD PERFECTION RIGHT THAT IMPURES REALLY ARE LOWER THEN PURE HIPPOGRIFFS?! ARE YOU SUGGESTING TREASON AND CONSPIRACY?! Never! This pony is coming with us, and that's that! The least you can do is not insult my loyalty!
 * Spitfire: "Look, all due respect Admiral, I can get behind wanting to prove that jerk wrong, but.... At what cost?"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "... (Sighs)... I have to insist that it's out of my hands either way. The Prince will not have it any other way. He is upset with me that it took as long as it did on finding Maud Pie."
 * Spitfire: "... Okay, fine. Just don't be too surprised to get an earful from Princess Twilight. When Maud's sister explains everything... Well, to put it lightly, you will not like to see her mad."
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "Surely whather tirade she would offer is nothing compaired to the Prince's spoiled temper-tandrums."
 * Spitfire: Shining Armor IS her brother, and he has been known to be rather resilient when it comes to temper-tantrum throwing members, even if they are royalty. He knows how to immobilize and pacify an opponent. But Twilight? Our missions in your lands helped us to compare, and quite frankly, Twilight's tempers would make Prince Mane-Feathers chicken, no racism intended. Twilight's a stressful pony, and is NOT to be trifled with. If she gets involved, you'd better not turn your back on her.
 * Claw-Hoof: (Sarcasticly) Oh, then I shall practice my courtesy!
 * Soarin: You'd better, sarcasum aside, because if you want pony jurisdiction on your side, we recommend you acknowledge why we gave you that privilege. If you do ANYTHING that is disrespectful to our kind or our ways, then your privilege will be revoked, the charges will be dropped, and you will have the misfortune of explaining your failure by lack of courtesy to the Prince, and pray that he takes it easy on you. Do we make ourselves clear?
 * Claw-Hoof: (Sighs as if he's bothered by this, looking as if he does not want to go through so much of this legel political mumbo jumbo). Transparently! But know that we consider courtesy has to be earned, and we find even royalty must earn it from us. Even the Prince doesn't give a flying feather about how stressful a princess is, let alone one of no royal blood and a lot of brain power and yet little understanding of morals to where she needs life lessons on a regular basis considering she was valedictorian of her class and thus would've already known such things. The Prince finds that unprofessional and a waste of potential. But that's his opinion. How you ponies pick your regel followers is none of my concern. I neither judge or approve. I am merely a neutrol 3rd party when it comes to the political affairs of other nations.
 * Spitfire: Don't try and lecture us about morals. You may be with the law, but even the law expects courtesy among other races despite being imperfect, because you are not perfect yourself. That griffin biology of yours is making you forget your pony side, and you clearly have a lot to learn yourself.
 * Claw-Hoof: At least I know how to be smart about things, and not be blind to no-brainers, like say, never judge a book by it's cover. But I assure you that, for the sake of finding these vaults and other creations of Beakbuck, I will be courteous to Maud and Princess Twilight, but you must understand that nonsense of any kind will not be tolerated. Now do your job and get Miss Maud out of here. (They did so)
 * Twilight: WHAT?! HOW DID THEY FIND HER?!
 * Pinkie:... (Sighs) It was Stone Cut. She didn't cover up Maud's location too well, and gave it to him! Not willingly persay, he just did it in a stupid way because he was scared.
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you crapping me?
 * Rarity: Oh for the love of Celestia!
 * Applejack: Really?
 * Twilight: (Sighs) Just perfect! Thanks to him being a dang yuts, we gotta get Maud out of this rocky mess!
 * Pinkie: But how?
 * Twilight:... (Sighs) Spike? Inform Princess Celestia that we need to get involved in this immediately. Starlight? Contact the Lodgers. Hopefully Crane's Harvey Wadder persona will provide legal support. Some of us will need to bring in a good jury. I'm sure Queen Novo, Skystar, Nephostratus and his daughter and royal head guard, Homer, and any other hippogriff peers will be there, but we'll also need the obvious like the Pie family, any of Pinkie's closest friends besides us, any close friends of Maud, etcetera etcetera! Oh, and bring in Stone Cut! We gotta talk. (They all began to do so)
 * Stone Cut was waiting for the train back home.
 * Stone Cut: "These are some of the finest rocks I uncovered, and, Ohhhh, I think one of them is an anichent Sauren Fozzel! Oh that is an easy A+++ in my book."
 * Pinkie popped out of the rock pile Stone Cut had as he screamed!
 * Pinkie Pie: "BUT YOU GET AN F-OMEGA-MINUS TIMES INFINITE FOR ME?! YOU RATTED OUT MAUD?!"
 * Stone Cut: "NO!? No! I told them that she was NOT in that cavern!"
 * Pinkie: "...... Did you SERIOUSLY think a talented detective of the Impure Hippogriffs would be stupid enough to fall for that!?"
 * Stone Cut: "Hey, I don't work well under pressure!? That's why I got into rocktaligy! It offers ZERO pressure!"
 * Pinkie: "Your coming with me back to Twilight's castle!"
 * Stone Cut: "What?! But I need to catch the 6-o-clock train! I need to show that I found some well refined rocks, even a would-be anichent sauren fozzel!"
 * Pinkie: "LISTEN UP, YA BAD HAIRCUTED WISEGUY?! MAUD HAS BEEN DRAGGED IN BY THAT ADMIRAL TO BE MADE TO ANSWER ABOUT HER KNOWLEDGE OF VAULTS THAT WERE CREATED BY BEAKBUCK DURING HIS CUTIE MARK COMMUNIST REIGN?!"
 * Stone Cut: "..... Ya know, I swear, Maud always seems to get caught up with magical stones, like, the Rainbow Rock, her family had processed the stone egg of Devourus, and now this mess, and over something you and your inner circle already settled? I'm surprised it's not Starlight who's caught in the middle of it, I mean, she was the one who used that damn thing!"
 * Pinkie: "IRRELIVENT?! YOU GOT MAUD CAUGHT BECAUSE YOU WERE GUTLESS IN THE FACE OF THE ADMIRAL?! NOW YOU NEED TO HELP MAUD OUT?! YOU OWE HER FOR THIS AND DOUBTING THE EXISTENCE OF THE RAINBOW ROCK?!"
 * Stone Cut: "Aw gees, do I have to? What's the worse that can happen to her?"
 * Pinkie: "LIFE IMPRISONMENT FOR MAUD, OR EVEN DEATH IF HE HIPPOGRIFF KING IN HIS PARANOID DELUSIONS HAS HIS WAY?!"
 * Stone Cut was surprised in blank-face by that......
 * Stone Cut: "..... Oy..... Well, it's not like you would let me have any real choice in the matter anyway, so.... Okay, fine, let's get this over with. But you guys owe me a ride back to the rocktaligy accadamy after all's said and done. Besides, apart from the obvious, what exactly do ya need me for?"
 * Pinkie: ".... That's for Twilight to tell us! (Grabs Stone Cut and slides right into the rocks to the conductor's and others surprise)....."
 * Conductor: "...... That Pinkie Pie is REALLY hard to get used to."
 * The gang meet once again.
 * Starlight: "Okay, the Lougers are already on their way!"
 * Pinkie appeared upside down and holding a confused Stone Cut!
 * Pinkie: "AND I FOUND STONE CUT?!"
 * Stone Cut: "WHAT THE, HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"
 * Applejack: "It's best not to ask."
 * Both Pinkie and Stone Cut came crashing down!
 * Stone Cut: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?! Ow!"
 * Twilight: "(Levitates Stone Cut up). Nice to have you here, Stone Cut."
 * Stone Cut: "Well it's not like I have a real choice in the matter anyway, so, okay, out of with it, what else did you want from me apart from the obvious?"
 * Twilight: "You have known about Maud's studies about legendary stones, correct?"
 * Stone Cut: "Well pre-Rainbow Rock discovery, I was pretty much the skeptic. I mean, we MAY live in a world of magical creatures and living myths, but, come on, I like to believe that some legends are more implausable then others, even in Equestia, magical as it is. She made ALOT of reports and studies about famous and legendary rocks, the Rainbow Rock being the most famous because she proved that shit legit."
 * Twilight: "First of all, take it easy on the cussing, your in front of a princess, be formal."
 * Stone Cut: "Well pardon me for being abit moody that I have to miss my train back to the accadamy because of an accsident!"
 * Twilight: "Secondly, we have a throey that Maud may be sought after by Prince Mane-Feather because of one such legendary stones that may also be real."
 * Stone Cut: "Well, I'd scoffed at that and say the dude's wasting his time, if it wasn't anyone other then Prince Mane-Feather. I heard about the prince of the Impure Hippogriffs before. He is so hungry for money, he makes dragons and griffins combined look like charity cases! Heck, think of the most greedy pony of any time, and he/she would look generious comepaired to this asswipe of a Hippogriff! He even swims in melted lidquid gold in a private swimming pool! He even once had a smelting accsident on his, private parts, and he kept it because he just loves riches to much, even if his ability to have kids on the line! With him involved, it could be any legendary stone and/or buried artifact concerning money or wealth! The Midas Hoof! The Golden Skeliton of The Wealthasaurus Rex! The first gold nugget of the 19th centaury dragon-gold rush! Alicorns forbid if he's after the lost Alicorn Crown of Supremicy! In the hands of a spoiled-mannered temper-tandrum throwing greedy skud-bucket of a Hippogriff, not even Celestia's PARENTS would be able to stop that! That Crown, was created to have full superiority on any and all Alicorns!"
 * Familier Voice: "I'm pretty sure all of those things are safely locked up within the walls of the long lost golden city of Alicornia, dear boy."
 * Starswirl was seen.
 * Stone Cut: "...... Huh. I didn't know your Starswirl-loving cosplaying Grandfather was here today, Princess Twilight."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh Twilight WISHES they were related. THAT is Starswirl."
 * Stone Cut: "WAIT WHAT?!....... Well crud, I guess Maud was right about Ponehenge, frankly."
 * Twilight: WAIT, SHE KNEW ABOUT PONEHENGE, TOO?!
 * Stone Cut: She's a rocktaligest, and you're seriously asking that question?
 * Starlight: You'd think she'd already bring up what she discovered and Starswirl would've already been freed by now.
 * Starswirl: Perhaps she knew why we were there to begin with. She sounded like the subtle type.
 * Starlight:... Eh, fair point.
 * Starswirl: "(Sighs) Back at the subject, normally I wouldn't be thrilled to have my identity mistaken for another, but, for the sake of a serious matter at hand, I'm willing to ignore another instence of someone mistaking me as Princess Twilight's grandparent."
 * Stone Cut: "(Quietly) Dodged a bullet there. (Openly) There is also the Great Bit, the first ever bit in history. So far back, it looks more like the first wheel than anything."
 * Twilight: "That's in the Baltimare Museum."
 * Stone Cut: "The Golden Fang of Goldfang the Greed-Consumed Dragon?"
 * Twilight: "Las Pegicus Display in the Golden Pony Casino."
 * Stone: "..... The Money Stone?"
 * Starswirl/Twilight: "ALSO in Alicornia."
 * Stone Cut: "Well crud, then all's that left of stone-underground-uncovered related stuff is the Stone of Geo, but it disappeared along with King Geo and the Griffin Kingdom of Wealth."
 * ???: "The Stone of Geo?"
 * Rockhoof was seen.....
 * Rockhoof: "...... This Maud pony knows of the Stone of Geo, and this unenlightened hybrid knows of it?"
 * Stone Cut: "...... I, assume, because what else would that greedy f*** want her for other then because of the vaults?"
 * Rockhoof: "...... Starswirl, we need to get to that Impure Hippogriff Kingdom now, or else that reckless spoiled prince will doom himself and his people!?"
 * Applejack: "Rockhoof, ya'll sound very concern!"
 * Rockhoof: "And trust me, when the Stone of Geo is involved, you SHOULD BE! I'll explain when I can! We have to get going!"
 * Fluttershy: "But the Lodgers!"
 * Rockhoof: "Keep in touch with them and keep them informed of our location! The situation's too dire for waiting!" (Charges off)
 * Stone Cut: "...... Okay, I, take it that was Rockhoof, and it's safe to say the other legendary pillers are real too? And also, what was eating him?"
 * Starswirl: "Let's just say..... He had a more, personal exspeariening involving the Stone of Geo. Now, we must set off. Rockhoof is rarely a patient pony when his mind is on a great concern." (The group proceed to walk on out)

Chapter 3: Prince Mane-Feather/The Stone of Geo
The Impure Hippogriff Lands, Hippogriffinmainia The Prince's Chambers. Several Dress-up Montages later. (This plays as a Theme-Song Servent showed up and created a dance and song number surrounding Prince Mane-Feather as he showed up dancing.) A Train Flashback Present Mane-Feathers' Golden Tower Cutaway Present Suddenly the episode stopped playing as Deadpool appeared. The Episode Resumes French Narrator: One Fillery Montage Later... Elsewhere... Claw-Hoof's home. Flashback. Present
 * A Hippogriffian orianted train was seen heading down the tracks to an isolated city, and reveiling a Moscow sytiled city as this music began to play as various moments of the Impure Hippogriffians enjoying their lives are seen, from serving exoctic cuzine, having a dancing circle, even a puppet show retaleing the tale of the nation's rescue from Beakbuck, cowinidently by the neglected statue of Beakbuck himself kept as a reminder of the fallen reign, even with a statue recreation of Beakbuck's impaled body onto the weapon it carried.
 * The Train station was seen as a female Pure Hippogriff was seen waiting anxiously as a male Impure was rolling his eyes.
 * Pure Hippogriff: "I hope our son's coming back, he's been gone for awhile now."
 * Impure Hippogriff: "(Heavy Russin Accent) Honey, my lovely little babriska, you worry too much. He takes after his father. I.E., yours truely. Claw-Hoof is all about work, you know this ever since that Perfection fool had him removed from guard."
 * Pure Hippogriff: "I know, Vladaclaw, but...... I'm worried. What if he never comes back? This Vault Exposer has been, elusive so far."
 * Vladaclaw: "Oh, now come here my lovely Rusha. (Wing hugs her, dispite her taller stature). Your son, he is persistent. He has determined instinct. He never gives up on anything. Hence why Hippogriffinmainia has exspeared decrese crime rate. He hunts down criminals like lion to gazelle. He's a determined predator."
 * Pure Hippogriff (Rusha): (Laughs) I guess you're right!
 * Vladaclaw: Konechno, ya prav! (Russian: Of course I'm right!) Trust me, we don't need to give him anymore crap after that incident with Perfection! Good to know he's rotting in a living tartar after that! He sure deserves it.
 * Rusha: Now, hon, let's not be that rude. He may have been wrong, but that's been a problem since we split the Hippogriff lands. Hippogriffs here have done far worse, you know.
 * Vladaclaw: Da, but both King Nephostratus and King Fangbeak expect better coordinated participation than firing somehippogriff for being different. That's why we had a hard time when we fell in love, and we expected our kingdoms to learn from that. But one didn't and he paid the price for it.
 * Rusha: Not everyhippogriff changes after a Romeo and Juliet scenario, hon. We hate each other for our different preferences in government. The wall was built for that reason. Let's just welcome Claw-Hoof back with open arms once he gets here.
 * ???: Well, let's hope he impresses me with his report. (A Hippogriff that was 75% pony appeared, having griffin feathers on certain parts of his body, having an apricot coat, light flesh feet and beak, a blue swirling feathery mane and tail similar to that of this tail, a magical monocle, and cyan eyes, and curiously the same cutie mark as Turnabout Storm Sonata, but the eye color matches his own)...
 * Rusha: Oh, uh, Inspector Homer Game! I didn't think you'd show.
 * Homer: He IS the one who aided in ensuring Beakbuck is but a distant memory by seeking out his creations. The fact that he captured someone who knows ALL of them if my report is correct, is intriguing. Years of investigation, and it all comes down to this. He does our countries proud.
 * Vladaclaw: "Though I must admit curious question. I thought we originally wanted the vaults to be lost."
 * Homer: "Oh, the kingdom offictals did. But in light of the re-discovery thanks to, the town now known as Shareville, we desided that it would be better to NOT randomly leave the vaults in certain parts of equestia and beyond and instead place them inside the deep corners of the castle's dunguins to where not even royalty is allowed in for safety reasons."
 * Vladaclaw: "About about the broken Shareville one?"
 * Homer: "Since it's currently broken, we're leaving that one be until it is proven that it's repair it's possable, then that will be included as well."
 * Rusha: "Goodness, must the king here be so extreme?"
 * Homer: "Well, King Fangbeak is infamous for being..... Overly cautious, to put it politely. He honestly felt that the insodent with Beakbuck was far damaging to the Impures reputation as a race even more then it realisticly was, even when Beakbuck is hardly a relitive subject matter these days, apart from an already no longer relivent fiasco. Why, that situation is so infamous in his eyes, it was why the two Hippogriff races had to separate themselves by levels of purity since those times, ignoring that the surnames have been a part of our culture since the dawn of time, it's just that the surnames became much more, needed, in thanks to Beakbuck's fiasco, so the Pures don't get dragged into the mess we Impures had gotten into. And in the king's ever worrying mind, it's why he thinks the Pure Hippogriffs thing poorly of our culture."
 * Vladaclaw: "And Perfection did not help in that reguard."
 * Homer: Exactly. He may be the lowest of the low since his hate crime against your son, but hateful Pures are the least of the king's problems.With so many problems out and about in the world, and if any of them came to know about something about the Vaults, they would easily be used to cause trouble, and our kind gets blamed for it. Fangbeak doesn't want a preventable situation not prevented. So he would do anything to prevent it, even be an inconvinence to the most innosent pony if they even have so much as knowledge to a mineute detail about the vaults, let alone Miss Maud Pie.
 * Rusha: Well, I'm just worried that Princess Twilight wouldn't take well to this reguardless.
 * Homer: Indeed. The things she's done make her somepony that would be a big mistake to underestimate.
 * Vladaclaw: Well, they will be here and the king will surely learn to give her the appropriate courtesy.
 * Homer: And he'd best. He certainly won't like her when she's provoked or denied. From what I heard, she almost stole Queen Novo's magic pearl because Novo was being careless and showed no courtesy to her in her time of need. We do NOT need another international incident like that.
 * Rusha: No kidding. If we must have the ponies involved, we MUST show courtesy.
 * Vladaclaw: (The train was seen arriving) Well, it's about time to start, because here they come.
 * Claw-Hoof: (He arrived with the pony authority and Maud) Ahh, so good to be back home!
 * Vladaclaw: Privetstviye, son!
 * Claw-Hoof: Hello, father!
 * Homer: I can tell you've been quite busy given how long you've been gone. I take it the one pony not in uniform is the culprit?
 * Claw-Hoof: Yes! This rocktologist knows all the locations of Beakbuck's toys. Right, gray gal?
 * Maud: Well, do not expect me to tell you anything without a lawyer. And by lawyer, I mean Pinkie, her friends, my friends, my family, my peers, and Boulder. (She brings Boulder out) Speaking of which, it's feeding time. Is there anything he'd like?
 * Homer:... You DO know that's a rock, right?
 * Claw-Hoof: Homer, that's how she rolls, so it's best to roll along with it.
 * Maud:... Boulder seemed to like that joke.
 * Claw-Hoof: That, wasn't meant to be a joke, but, your welcome reguardless. That being such, such a thing is too basic of a joke. I mean, if not the most basic of jokes.
 * Maud: YOU'RE the most basic of jokes.
 * Homer: (He had this reaction)
 * Claw-Hoof:... Mister Game, that seems unprofessional.
 * Homer: Oh, just have a little fun now and then, why don't you? Not everything has to be on the job, you know.
 * Claw-Hoof: Whatever! The job still needs to be done! Let's go! The Prince is waiting! And he can be occupied with his Idle Games for so long.
 * Maud: "Boulder wants to see the place a bit. This is his first time seeing Hippogriffinmainia. You at least owe me that much for an arrest for an entirely no longer relevant situation."
 * Claw-Hoof: "First off, you earlier ago just sassed me and made Homer act unprofessionally, so no! Second, the Prince demands an immediate audience with you!"
 * Homer: "Oh come now, Claw-Hoof, I'm sure the Prince wouldn't really mind TOO much that you give miss Maud some sight-seeing. His young impatience could stand to learn the understanding of delays."
 * Claw-Hoof: "The Prince does NOT like to wait! And he will have BOTH of our jobs if he is made to wait more even AFTER Miss Maud is contained!"
 * Homer: "Oh, if you insist, then at least give Miss Maud a scenic route to the castle as opposed to getting her to the palace right away."
 * Claw-Hoof: "You do realise that she's an exposer of one of the vaults of Beakbuck right? That makes her a criminal?!"
 * Homer: "Now Claw, you and I both know that it is at best an accident. It has been said that Miss Maud didn't exactly understood Miss Starlight's intentions until the events transpired. Maud is obviously far from a willful participant in that fiasco. She didn't even stay around the area."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Then explain why she ran and not admit her guilt?"
 * Maud: "Your king is not known to take these sort've things lightly. He's been known to ruin the livelihoods of those who speicalized in any field of work, let alone mine, for even only having amateur knowledge of the vaults."
 * Homer: "Well there you go! She was running because she was afraid of having her life ruined by our "gloriously" paranoid monarch! Even with the Queen around preventing him from doing the worse, he doesn't exactly tend to treat those with any level of knowledge about the vaults with "Kid Gloves" as it were. They tend to lose their careers for even just having a mineute conversation about the matter."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Her livelihood is not in THAT much in danger. The Roctaligist academy is fairly lenient on what their students do with their learnings from after they graduate, so it's not like they lose their diplomats on it."
 * Maud: "He has however black-listed them from ever attending the work and practice however. He can ruin my livelihood over an honest mistake, and my family will financially suffer for being associated with me, and not just my rock farm, but Pinkie. And if you ruin a hero of Equestria, you're asking for a scolding from the Princess of Friendship. She'd no doubt do worse than anything the king could ever do as punishment."
 * Homer: "EXACTLY! Ya see, Claw-Hoof? What sensible creature wouldn't worry about an extreme punishment like that on their person and NOT think to lay low? That's what you're clearly missing: compromise. We MUST satisfy both ponies and ourselves and recognize that even the smallest act can have serious consequences. That's what the queue has, and it's what only the queen has."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Not, helping, sir. (Sighs, to Maud) Look, you're not even seeing the king yet anyway, the trail isn't for a while anyway. The Prince is the one who wants to see you FIRST, and FOREMOST!"
 * Maud: "... You do realise he could potainitionally only wanted me captured because he wants to know about the greatest stone secrets related to wealth? Like the legendarly lost Stone of Geo?"
 * Claw-Hoof: UGH! THE NERVE TO ACCUSE OUR PRINCE OF SUCH A CRIME?! You're on the path of being accused of treason right there, young lady!
 * Maud: Then consider this. Not only is his greed well-known, but his tower is literally made out of gold. (She pointed out the golden tower belonging to the prince)
 * Claw-Hoof: "..... Look, the prince may have an extremely bad love for wealth, there's no sugarcoating that, but he would NEVER snoop so low to use the law in such a manner and only cause all this international ilk just to get knowledge about some wealth based rocks. The king and queen raised him better than that. That's why they cut off his access to their wealth since he spent it carelessly. As you can clearly see, he's grown up."
 * Vladaclaw: "..... Uhhh, son, I respect your loyalty to crown, but, what you just said, is concerning."
 * Rusha: "Well, yes, I mean, I don't wanna sound despestful to royalty, but, what if he really did only had miss Maud made wanted just to exploit her knowledge? Ya cannot deny, the Prince has had..... His ill-tendencies."
 * Homer: I agree. From what I remember, he did not act so respectful when he was cut of his family's wealth. All he paid for with it was selfish, as all he cared about was himself, and when it got the better of him when it was taken away, he didn't take it well. I still question where he even got all that wealth since he renounced himself as the heir after being cut off. Thank goodness for his 17 brothers and 16 sisters, cause one of them is now free to take over as a new heir, otherwise had the prince been an only child, that renouncement would've been a grave inconvinence to this kingdom.
 * Claw-Hoof: "..... Ok, to say that the Prince IS doing that, and trust, I'm confident he is not, then I'll assure you, I'll be there to keep Maud safe from whatever ludicrous plan he would have. But I am positive the prince would have FAR more honor than that, despite his ego."
 * Claw-Hoof: "HEY, WHO SAID THAT?!"
 * ???: "AHEM?!"
 * Two regel Impure Hippogriffs, a large bulky one and a skinny one arrived.
 * Skinny Hippogriff regel: "Admiral, the Prince has asked us to inform to, in his words, "Hurry, the f***, up"."
 * Bulky Hippogriff regel: "Oh yes, indeed, he is most unhappy with the delay."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Oh, of course, royal Advisers Suckup and Kissup, just, spending some time with the folks and Inspector Homer."
 * Skinny Hippogriff (Kissup): "Well sorry to cut this reunion short, but the Prince is getting rather impatient."
 * Large Hippogriff (Suckup): "Indeed. Even the Idle Games aren't keeping him calm anymore. He requests your quick arrival."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Alchourse, it's just, the prisoner requested a quick tour, and-"
 * Kissup: "I don't recall the prince permitting you giving wanted criminals a tour of our beloved city, do you, Suckup?"
 * Suckup: "No, I don't believe he did, if memory serves me well, lest I am suffering from early dementia and senileisum."
 * Kissup: "Well I know I'm not, because the prince specifically asked to see Maud in his chambers, "A.S.A.P." as it were. Now, we suggest that you make haste."
 * Spitfire: "Now hold up, what gives you two clowns the right to-"
 * Kissup: "Wonderbolts and the Celestia's royal guard, you have already did your part in containing Maud Pie. We hereby request you to be on your way. (Gives Spitfire a gift baskit) The Prince's personal regaurds."
 * Spitfire: "ARE YOU TELLING US TO SCRAM, YOU-"
 * Soaren: "We can't really do anything beyond this point anyway. We may as well go. Twilight and friends will take care of this anyway."
 * Pony Guard 1: "Ohhh, exotic Hippogriff wine? (Takes it) Sweet! I can totally use this to impress my girfriend!"
 * Pont Guard 2: "(Eats some exotic Hippogriff chocolates) OHHHH, YOU IMPURE HIPPOGRIFFS HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE A PURE CHOCOLATE SENSISATION!? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"
 * Fleetfoot: "....... And this is why Firebrand is so annoyed at both the Wonderbolts and the Guard."
 * Suckup: "We bid you all, good day. (The duo left)."
 * Homer: "Oh well, so much for the tour, I guess."
 * Maud: "..... Boulder said he doesn't like them. At all.
 * Claw-Hoof:... Well at least you waited until after they were not within earshot to say that.
 * Maud: And my point is further made. The prince clearly shows no courtesy, and has denied showing it.
 * Spitfire: Yes. So, Claw-Hoof, I know you haven't forgotten what we discussed about courtesy. I suggest you tell the prince to either show it, or your pony jurisdiction is revoked and the charges are dropped. We expect it by the time Celestia and Twilight show up. Do we make ourselves clear?
 * Claw-Hoof: If it means we get the information to shut down Beakbuck's toys for good, then very well. But don't expect any miracles. The prince likely wants this to be a private meeting. Again, he mainly wants to see Maud for himself, it's not the trail.
 * Soarin: Well, like I said, not much we can do either way. Just see what you can do. Good day. (The group leaves, leaving only the Admiral and the misfited Hippogriff enforcers).
 * Claw-Hoof: "... Now that that's outta the way, I must ask you at least behave around the Prince and tolerate his behavior. If he gets upset, then the King will get upset, and that wouldn't go favorly in your trial, understood?"
 * Maud: "..... Like I really have a choice in the matter. Besides, I'm not that worried, because of the warning of courtesy and what it means for the PR of our kingdoms. If he does something irksome, we ponies will not be happy."
 * Claw-Hoof: As an enforcer of the law, I take things in stride, but when it comes to Prince Mane-Feathers, he has little courtesy. But again, he could want to meet you himself in a private meeting. It's not nessersarly the same as the trial.
 * Clawhoof proceeded to take Maud with in by cuffs as the misfited enforcers followed.
 * An Impure Hippogriff Prince was seen playing on a golden iPphone and playing an Idle game, looking peeved.
 * Kissup and Suckup came in.
 * Kissup: "Prince Mane-Feather, Claw-Hoof is taking Maud Pie to right as scheduled."
 * Suckup: "He'll arrived as soon as-"
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "SHUT YOUR MOUTH, I'M ALMOST AT A ZILLION ON BUSINESS SIMULATOR?! THEN I'LL GIVE MY BUSINESSES ALOT OF UPGRADES TO GET MORE MONEY?!"
 * Kissup: "... Give him a moment."
 * Prince Mane-Feather was still playing, then stopped when it finally hit him!
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "THE ADMIRAL'S BRINGING THE ROCK PONY HERE?! WELL WHY DIDN'T YA BLOODLY SAID SO, SUCKUP AND KISSUP, YOU BLOODY TWATS?!"
 * Kissup and Suckup sighed respectively.
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "Suck, Kiss, get me my NICER robes!! I wanna look SMEXY for the pony?!"
 * Kissup/Suckup: "We're advisers sir, not royal dressers."
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "THEN GET THE DRESSERS HERE NOW THEN IF YA DON'T WANNA DO IT, YOU BLOODLY INGRATES?!"
 * Kissup/Suckup: "(Sighs), Yes sir. (The duo left)."
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "......... Finally.... My dreams are coming true!... (Laughs wickedly)."
 * Maud was finally brought in by the Admiral and the misfit enforcers.
 * Theme-Song-Guy-Like Impure Hippogriff Announcer: "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, ADMIRAL AND VAULT EXPOSER, PUT YOUR HANDS, HOOVES, OR WHATEVER, TOGETHER..."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Oh not this again."
 * Maud: "What not again?"
 * Announcer: "(Music starts to play) FOR THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAGNIFISENT, THE BEAUTIFUL, THE SMEXY PRINCE OF THE IMPURE HIPPOGRIFFS, THE SON OF FANGBEAK AND TALON-CLAW, THE LOVER OF WEALTH, THE ABSOLUTE ATHORITY OVER HIPPOGRIFFINMAINIA'S LAW AND ORDER, THE TAMER OF VIRGINS, THE COLLECTER OF FAT STACKS OF CASH, AND THE ONE GUY WHO'S OPINION MATTERS ABOVE ALL ELSE, THE ONE, THE ONLY PRINCE MANE-FEATHER?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: HAH! BOOM, BABY!!
 * Maud: "..... I felt like this was already done somewhere else and with more genuiness, but I can't place my hoof on it."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Oy, none of that meta talk, I don't fancy that! Anyway, are you the proctologist that exposed Beakbuck's Magic Butt Tattoo, thingie?
 * Maud: It's 'rocktologist', it was called the Cutie Mark Vault, and yes.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (He laughs) And I thought you ponies had weird vocabulary before! GRAMMAR, WHAT'S THAT?! Here's a free non-Equestian phrase for it! It's geologist. What, did ya wanted to bloody simplify the study and went with rock? Tch, no bloody wonder aliens take one look of our world with curious eyes and be all "These cultures confuse me"!
 * Maud:... You definitely have no courtesy.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Well this ain't the bloody trial, now is it? I'm just meeting you for meself!
 * Maud: Besides, what have you got to this case? In fact, why didn't the king authorize this? Or better yet, why not the queen?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: I'm the designated prince who handles all the law stuff while Mumzy and Daddy dearist worry about the boring political crap! That being said, I don't recall asking you to speak without permission. As far as any of us would care to say, you're a criminal who needs to be punished.
 * Maud: You know very well that I am not a criminal. All I did was give information you need to somepony that had ulterior motives for such, which by the by, that could've been asked for instead of just treating me like a criminal for it.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Well you didn't exactly turn yourself in after you gave a rising pony-Cutie Mark Communist bloody accreate advice on finding that vault, now did ya? Minor as it is, you're guilty of being that c**t's bedrock to even getting that far! I am just doing my job, lady. It's cruddy enough as it bloody is that people have issue with the fact I left being the heir to the throne, never mind that there's already plenty of me bros and sises to take over! And it's bad enough outsider communities don't tend to have their fancies tickled by us thanks to the era those vaults were invented in! Can you imagine what a mess it would be if you just go around and 'accidentally' expose more of those bloody vaults to more Starlight Glimmers and who knows what bloody else? Sorry cutsy, but like daddy, I rather not chance it, love.
 * Maud: Well, I am telling you that you need to show courtesy. By doing this, you're risking an international incident and making a bad reputation between your kind to mine. That would not play well for you. I want to make sure you understand the consequences of your actions here, and that you still require pony jurisdiction, and that it's a privilege, not a right. Commander Spitfire says that if you don't offer courtesy, then they will take away that privilege and the case will be dismissed.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Well that's about it, isn't it? They were only needed to help bring you here. And again, this AIN'T the trial, I'm meeting you meself. And besides, even then, why should you be treated like you're the bloody queen of the universe? You're at best a mentally broken geologist trapped in a monotone voice with a pebble for a pet that came from a bloody Amish rock farm! How's THAT, worthy of anyone's respect? Their pity, maybe, but respect?
 * Claw-Hoof: I know it is, an unusual request considering her background, but it's true, your excellency. They expect courtesy to be given when they arrive. If we wish to have this play well, we must heed their demands. We need this jurisdiction, or we are not allowed to get involved. And we MUST wash away the bad reputation that Beakbuck left on both our races. After that incident with Twilight and Queen Novo last month, we don't need another international incident like that.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Ya know, I'm pretty sure THAT fiasco only happened between the Pures and the Ponies. Novo was the one turning into a bloody chicken of the sea about that oversized snow monkey Storm King!"
 * Maud/Claw-Hoof: "He was actselly a Satyr."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Don't care, he looks too anatomically inaccurate to be a goatman. Point being, it doesn't nessersarly concern the Impures."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Yes, a..... Fair argument, but we are still the same by technicality. They're just closer to ponies than us, as we're either of recent interbreeding or we're closer to griffins. We do share the same land after all. Either way, we are standing in the midst of our OWN international incident! One that would potentially make it difficult to recollect the vaults."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers fools around with a glass of orange soda.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers:... Well, when ya put it like that... Ahhhhh, that stupid event was hardly relevant, anyway! I mean, who even knows the name of that town?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "It was named Shareville by the town's new leader, a family member of Ponyville's own, Mayor Mare, but it was after the fact."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Again, IRRELIVENT! And hey, the vault you found was rendered useless, the Cutie Mark Communisum cult disbanded, and Fartfight Slimmer-"
 * Maud: "Starlight Glimmer."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "What you said, anyway, the re-establisher turned straight and narrow thanks to the princess of friendship...... Seriously, WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?! So what, does she reign domain on friendship? Do I have to pay a friendship tax just for having some beer with me mates? Or bowling night? Or when we play "Call of Pony"? I know you ponies obcess over having kinship, but did "Princess of Friendship" really needed to be a bloody thing?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "That's actselly not how it works, your majusty-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "But I'm side-tracking! Ya see, Miss Maud, I may be a firm lad, but I'm also a fair one. I'm more than willing to make this ugly mess go away as quickly as it showed up. There are still some things Momzy and Daddy dearests still take me seriously on, espeically anything like this. I mean, let's be honest miss, this trial's an open and shut case anyway, and in your favor. Thanks to Claw-Hoof not getting you soon enough, even if you had a cruddy lawyer, the fact that the incident ain't very relevent anymore will easily woe the court in your favor. One heartfelt speech from the ex-cutie marxist and it's over and done, (snaps his fingers) bam, like that! It'll be so fillery, they probably won't even record it! And you'll be let off with nothing short of a promise to keep yer yap shut about the vaults, and even that might not be necessary if father's plans to get all that Beakbuck Junk locked up in the palace's basement dunguin's anything to go by. If anything, you just had a free chance to see Hippogrffinmainia, minus being treated like a tourist in light of, this shindig gone bleeding south. So, I'm proposing we ditch the filler, and have you do a small favor for me."
 * Claw-Hoof: "... (Sighs), (Quietly) I knew this was too good to be true with him."
 * Maud: "... Blouder saw this coming a mile away. You clearly wouldn't treat this like a crime if you didn't want something from me. You wanted infomation about certain stones pertaining to wealth, do you?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "What?! No, no, I-"
 * Claw-Hoof: "Your highness, with all do respect, please don't try to play innocent, your ways are no secret to everyone."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "... WELL SO MUCH FOR BLOODY SUBTLETY THEN, HUH?! YOU BLOODY KILLJOYS?!"
 * Mullet Hippogriff Enforcer: "Ya see, I told ya they'll figure out."
 * German-Accented Hippogriff Enforcer: "Oh yeah, we saw that coming."
 * Eye-Patched Hippogriff Enforcer: "Oy, now look what happened!"
 * 3D Glasses Wearing Hippogriff Enforcer: "Oh now that's just freaking embarrising!"
 * Masked Hippogriff Enforcer: "(Muffled) Ya know, I still say we should've just been honest from the start and-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "OH SHUT IT, YOU MORONS, YER NOT HELPING?! Best personal guard my arse! (To Maud) Okay, smarty mental-case! I won't beat around the bush since you're so smart! I brought you here because your knowledge of stones intriged me, and I wanted to go after a stone in particular. The Stone of Geo."
 * Maud: "So I take it you had to use your father's paranoia about the vault to even allow this meeting to happen."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Ugggh, okay, I ain't gonna sweeten this. I may had to budge daddy dearest in the right direction to even ALLOW this sort've thing! Otherwise, I wouldn't've been able to otherwise ask the Admiral to hunt you down and bring you to me!"
 * Claw-Hoof: ".... Sir, in all due respect, I can't on good conscience allow this to continue-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Now hold up, Claw! Remember that it was me that budged Daddy and Momzy to even ALLOW you to get the job as one of the best enforcers I have here! You owe, your literal existence here, to me! Otherwise, ya would've ended up like Perfection and be a homeless bum rotting away in some alley, let alone having to live with your cross-breeding parents like a jobless loser! I can easily undo it if you don't humor me on this!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "..... Are you, BRIBING me?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "More like, implying to end a business deal here. I got you into this because I expect that you do what I ask with minimalistic questions asked! And remember, there's still some things me parents still take my word on! And if they hear that I'm not happy with you, then kiss yer ass and your folks asses here goodbye! Comprende?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "I, I, but-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WELL?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "....... Understood sir...... But I want to insist that you keep your word with the pony and actselly let her go afterwords after you get your precious mythical rock!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Sure, sure, provided if she does nothing to sass me or criticised me, then she's out of here after I get my stone. Ya have my word mate. Alright, let's get the exbition started! Mullet, (Mullet Hippogriff), Get the exbition gear, Strodel, (German-Accented Hippogriff), start fixing up some travel grub, Haggis, (Eye-Patch Hippgriff) Your the map bitch, Maskbeak, (Masked Hippogriff), Find Kissup and Suckup and tell them they're coming with us, and be sure to take off the mask when you do it, and Keith, (3D Glasses Hippogriff)..... BLOODY HELL, CHANGE THE DAMN NAME?! It's embarrising, and I feel bad for you that I said it. I mean, "LOOK OUT, HERE COMES KEITH AND HIS STUPID RED AND BLUE PAPER GLASSES", I mean, really mate?"
 * Keith (The 3D Hippogriff): "..... How's about something for me to ACTSELLY do?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Oh yeah, get my private chariot ready. We're taking Maud back home."
 * Maud: "..... Blouder and I are confused. Why back to Ponyville?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Well, let's just say..... That underground cavern is far greater then you actselly would ever believe."
 * The Mane 7, the rest of the pillers, and Stone Cut were seen sitting on the next train heading to Hippogriffinmainia.
 * Rockhoof: "...... I know that some of you are concerned with why I became so concerned about the Stone of Geo."
 * Applejack: Pardon me if I sound disrespectful, but.... No manure, Shadow Spade! Sounded like you've had a LOOOOONG history with that silly stone.
 * Rockhoof: I assure you, Miss Applejack, it is not some silly stone. It's dangerous.
 * Rainbow: Well, duh, you seem to be concerned about it, so it's clearly not good.
 * Somnambula: Rockhoof here had a run-in with the one who previously owned it as he responded to an entire Abyssinian treasury getting stolen. The place was a proud trade nation, and it was returned later after Rockhoof had it and it's owner hidden away.
 * Rockhoof: Precisely. And I can feel in my bones that the Stone of Geo will soon be exposed. If somepony or someone were to get a hold of it, then all treasuries in the world, or if empowered more, of all worlds, of any universe, will be in danger.
 * (Rockhoof): The Stone of Geo is an accursed rock said to have been forged by the Almighty Alicorn God of Wealth, Fortune, Prize, and Value, King Mammon. Though it got it's name because a reckless soul dared tampered with it. Granted, there was tecnecally TWO reckless souls, but we're focusing more on the SECOND thief, the first was LONG dealt with. When Abyssinia got it's treasury taken, I confirmed the same culprit was involved. Thus, it took me a while to discover the aforementioned culprit. It was a griffin king, named Geo G. Raphic.
 * (Pinkie): "Yyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaah, if Icky was here, he would probuly have a very raunchy opinion about the name."
 * (Rockhoof): "Geo was a theiving king of a griffin community, that were strayers of the Griffins that founded Griffinstone and instead lived in a beautiful cavern with a beautiful waterfall and paradise in it. They were victims that gave in to their greed and turned into a kingdom of criminals. And Geo's greatest thieving instrament, was the Stone of Geo. The stone was capable of manmipulating all currency magically through portals and bring all of the wealth to the location of it's user. Geo became immeasurably rich. So much so, that even the brightest minds of any time could barely comprehend his exact wealth. However, his unchecked greed came with a price, that only his followers had noticed."
 * King Geo was seen laughing as he was slowly turning into some kind of monster, as his followers gasped!
 * (Rockhoof): "The poor fools were helpless to stop this themselves, for they and many of their fellow thiefs, began to turn into Jewelfish, which are basically, the richer sub-cousin of the silverfish."
 * The Griffins of Geo were screaming and screeching as they were transforming!
 * Rockhoof arrived!
 * (Rockhoof): "I was too late to stop that fool's own self-destructive end... But I at least made sure that he would forever be contained in his own kingdom, with only his inherited Griffinmainia wealth left."
 * Rockhoof was able to defeat a silluette of a now monsterious King Geo.
 * (Rockhoof): "With a stomp of my hoof, I caused their kingdom to sink further into the caverns, too far deep for even the bravest adventurer to consider venturing, and hope that Geo would be too humiliated by his defeat, or too afraid of a second encounter costing him he corrupted Stone of Geo, to ever trouble us again..... And until now, Geoatoa, as he calls himself now in his cursed state, never rose to be a problem again...."
 * Rockhoof: "Or at least, if this foolish prince has his way, until the stone gets stolen from him, and he is driven with mad greed and already lack of sanity that it will drive him to go through any lengths to get the Stone of Geo back. So determined, that only the harshest waters of the river Styx itself would hold him back."
 * Meadowbrook: "Or just as much if the Stone was cured and purified of it's corruption."
 * Starlight: "Well, gee, that doesn't sound like something anypony should mess with. Let alone someone as ill-mannered as the prince."
 * Flash Magnus: "No kidding. Then all the more reason to put that spoiled hybrid in his place."
 * Spike: "Well thankfully, the trial isn't for a while anyway. That's plenty of time to make our case and get Maud back to collect rocks like nothing happened."
 * Starswirl: "But here's what worries me: Can we be sure this prince, being as ill-fit as he is to be a royal, doesn't capitalize on finally getting this "Maud Pie" and takes her to go after the Stone of Geo?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Assuming the Wonderbolts and the Royal Guard would let that happen?"
 * Mistmane: "And what makes you positive he won't just send them away like a weapon with no more purpose, based on my understanding?"
 * Rarity: "Oh it's not like they're gonna end up leaving the Hippogriffinmainia city and-" (They saw that happening)... THE F*** ARE THEY GOING?! (She flies in front of them)
 * Soarin: Rainbow?
 * Rainbow Dash: Pardon me for flying up to your faces, but why are you not doing your jobs?
 * Spitfire:... We were ordered to leave as we were no longer needed.
 * Guard 3: "And these two adviser guys gave us a gift baskit of wine and candy for it to! Ain't that swell of them?"
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?!?
 * Fleetfoot: We thought you had the pony jurisdiction thing covered.
 * Rainbow Dash: AND YOU LEFT MAUD ALONE WITH NO PONY SUPERVISION?!? DO YOU KNOW HOW GREEDY THAT BIRDBAIN IS?! THERE'S A VERY GOOD POSSIBILITY OF A CURSED ROCK BEING SOUGHT AFTER BY THAT PRICK, AND YOU LEAVE HIM FREE TO USE HER TO GET IT?!
 * Soarin:... Why did that not come up in mind?
 * Guard 2: Because we had to respect royalty and not be suspicious of them, duh!
 * Rainbow Dash started to twitch her eyes.
 * Fluttershy: "...... And this is where, the rocket to insanity begins, if you, pardon the reference to a scary brony fanfic."
 * Rainbow Dash:... (She did this)
 * Fleetfoot: "..... Damn, those are some good lungs!"
 * Guard #1:... We screwed up big time, didn't we?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Dubbed as TFS Tifa) GAHOI, YA THINK?!
 * Guard #2: "Aw come on, what else were we suppose to do? Defy those orders and stick around, where in so, risk being called out for insubordenation and make Celestia look bad to Hippogriff Royalty? You have any idea how bad that would be for Equestia in a political sense?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Gee, I dunno! Maybe take it up with his mother?
 * Guard #1: These guys are not matriarchal like us, so only the king can allow for these interventions. Even the queen can't change much about that without the king's approveal. She's at best a glorifived adviser.
 * Rainbow Dash: THEN CALL BOTH!! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!?
 * Spitfire: Crash, I must ask you to speak professionally. These guards are rookies after all.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Would it really make a difference since the veteran guards are just as incompident?
 * Spitfire: "AHEM!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay okay, sorry! But we were informed by those Pillars I told you about that the prince may be after this cursed stone that can steal wealth and turn it's users into greedy monsters, and I come here to learn you left his one and only meal-ticket to such, ALONE!! Wouldn't you be pissed as well?
 * Spitfire:... Yeah, I suppose I might. (Rainbow gave her a glare) Okay, I would undoubtedly be mad as all Tartarus, but at least you came with the warning.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but you're supposed to be too awesome for that bulls***! Surely you could've put the pieces together and know something was up. Why do you think this was treated as a crime? I mean, besides what has been said about Maud basically unconsciously giving Starlight advice to finding that stupid cutie mark vault!? It was likely to disguise the prince's true intentions. Otherwise, the information would've been asked for nicely, and it'd be done before you can say 'at ease'!
 * Soarin: Yeah, she makes a good point.
 * Spitfire: "Look, even then, it wouldn't be very politically proper to stick around when asked not to. You have to realise that the King is, a bit of a paranoid yuts. If authority from another land defies orders and disrespect jurisdiction, he would see that as an act of our society thinking poorly of the Impures. This guy literally fears other socities showing hard feelings about the Beakbuck thing."
 * Rainbow Dash: "EVEN IF IT MEANT FINDING OUT A LIKELY CONSPIRACTY?!"
 * Fleetfoot: "To be fair, we're not like the Lodgers that have no fear of looking like insoburdenent rule breakers in the name of good hunches because they have either exspearenced foresight, good access to diplomatic pardons in the name of pointing out a rotten member of a position of power, or the ability to see the future like Soothsayer or Gazelle as a Uniter. We have to go by rules that prevent us from over-stepping our bounds, espeically in lands we won't nessersarly have juristiction in!"
 * Spitfire: "And again, the king is VERY insecure about what other socities think of the Impures Post Beakbuck. If we defy a request to vamoose based on a hunch we have no ability to prove correct, even if onto someone so obviously in the wrong, well, that's gonna scare the horse-butted chicken into making the Impures even MORE isolated from the world! Why else did you think they invented the terms for "Pures" and "Impures" and why that wall exist?"
 * Rainbow Dash:... And why were you there in the first place?
 * Spitfire: Well, to give them the jurisdiction that allows permission to have such matters. Again, we thought you and the princess had that covered once we left.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do realize that by doing so, he has enough time to get his journey started before we even arrived, right? Besides, it's fears like that which allow the prince to have power over you. The king is a nervious-wreck who's overtly socially conjustus, yes, but if even HE dared to bark at us for this, it means he and they have shown no courtesy and thus don't deserve our jurisdiction. Twilight wouldn't take that well, and, well given our Rainbow Power and the fact that the Elements of Harmony are back since Starswirl came back, which we conveniently discovered amplifies the Rainbow Power to being adaptable and follow it's target and gets around their tricks because Celestia knows that's been a likely fault in it's use, it wouldn't go well for the king. By cheating his privilege by telling you to leave, he just lost it.
 * Spitfire:... When ya put it like that, it gives me a new-found lack of distaste for our regulations and standerds.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, it's not your fault, Commander! If anything, blame the idiots in the group who fell for it.
 * Guard #1: WE'RE SORRY, OKAY?!?
 * Guard 2: "Yeah, I mean, come on, it's bad enough that it's likely gonna lead to another outburst from General Barking Orders after this, we don't need to be scolded by you of all ponies!"
 * Spifire: "Well how do you think my dad's gonna feel after I screwed up seriously because of following the rules that other wonderbolt leaders before him had set?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, at least I'm not gonna blame you entirely since you're rookies. You Wonderbolts are lucky I still stick around and admire you even after those stunts in Rainbow Falls and when you fell for Wind Rider's tricks. You changed my life too much for me to even think you're awful! Heck, you inspired me to get the spirit to defeat Nightmare Moon, all by showing that I wouldn't trade my friends for you guys.
 * Spitfire: We heard that when Luna founded our black ops branch, the Shadowbolts. Said that act gave her one of the ideas to repent for her actions.
 * Rainbow Dash: Bottom line, I don't blame you. Just don't join us. We don't want the prince to know we're onto him. Let us deal with this. You can continue leaving.
 * Soarin: Thanks for understanding, Dash.
 * Spitfire:... First time you didn't call her Crash, Soarin.
 * Soarin: I'm just being courteous. She clearly needs some pony emotion from us since she's been helping us as much as we did her, if not more.
 * Rainbow Dash: I always thought it was because you were falling in love with me and giving into the bronies who keep shipping us both.
 * Soarin: Let's just say, I'm not exactly ready for a love interest yet. Last time I fell in love with somepony, my Wonderbolt career got in the way. She was just a Wonderbolt for 5 days before she was nearly killed in action. She kinda end up resigning afterwords when she ended up feeling that she wasn't up to the occupantional hazords. I've since decided to wait.
 * Rainbow Dash: I guess that's fair. Love interests are best left to the canon producers of our show anyway. Now go. We got this.
 * The Guards and the Wonderbolts flew off.
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Sighs), Both of those guys REALLY need to improve."
 * Kissup: (He came in and saw that Prince Mane-Feather was ready to dive got ready to dive) WHA!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: FOR THE RICHES WE'LL EARN WITH THE STONE, I MIGHT HAVE TO GET A BIGGER POOL! (Kissup flew up and stopped him)
 * Kissup: My leadge, have you gone mentally ill?  Don't jump in head-first like that, you'll crack your skull open!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "AW WHY NOT, YA BLOODLY SPOIL-SPORT?!"
 * Kissup: This isn't like the melted gold pool you have! These unmelted bits are solid matter and don't act like liquid! It's no different than jumping off a building. The results would be, unpleasent.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Oh thankls for spoiling me fun, Kissup!"
 * Kissup: Oh do cope with it. Understand that since your parents are always caught in royal duties, me and Suckup have to serve as basicly, your "Stand-in" parents, as it t'were. I owe it to the king and queen of the impure Hippogriffs that your well-secured and safe, even without your heir status. Now, I came to talk to you about Maud.
 * Prince: What about her?
 * Kissup: Myself and Suckup have been doing, rather poorly. She apparently doesn't wish to go, because she claims that her home has started to flood.
 * Prince: And who told her that?
 * Kissup: Some jewel-encrusted silverfish, apparently. So... Let's just say she's tried to leave, but we convinced her to stay while I talked to you because, she seems a little worried and believes that they know something is coming for the Stone. It was...
 * Maud: (She was screaming monotone as she fought off Kissup and Suckup, and was torturing them with grapples all monotone and through the same monotone intimidation she used in Gift of the Maud) No! I will not go. They will kill us all.
 * Kissup: Rocky.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Bloodly hell, really, you two can't handle a little pony?
 * Kissup: "A pony from an amish rock farm, KNOWN to break boulders with their hooves and reduse to pebbles as if their legs are like walking jackhammers!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Oy, if I knew that you two couldn't handle a bloody horse, I would've had me personal guards do it instead, incompident as they are. Besides, I don't care what a bunch of goony jewelery bugs say, she's helping us get that Stone whether she likes it or not. Soon, mates, we will have mountains of- (He did this)
 * Pinkie: (Before the last swear word could be fully said, she randomly popped out of the gold bits scaring the two) HELLO!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: GREAT, WHATEVER HIPPOGRIFF GODS AND MESSIAH WE BELIEVE IN!!! WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?!
 * Twilight: (She appeared at the diving board) Hello, your highness! Care to explain why Spitfire and the guards were not with Maud as they were supposed to?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: WHAT THE BLOODLY HELL?! YOU'RE HERE ALREADY?! You lot weren't suppose to show up for a few hours!
 * Twilight: Does magic mean a thing to you?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "...... DANG IT KISSUP, WHY DIDN'T YA TOLD ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN?!"
 * Kissup: "(Sighs), I did tried to warn you about that, sir, but you wouldn't listen on that."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... AWWWWW, CRAP IN A GOLDEN TOILET?! Maybe I should've gone with Suckup's idea about having them stay in the town coffie shop."
 * Kissup: "Oh now you consider it when it's inconvinent to you, young prince?"
 * Twilight: AHEM! Ya didn't exactly answered my question, Mane-Feathers. WHERE, IS, SPITFIRE AND THE OTHERS?!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Oh like ya don't already know?! I sent them away since I figured we agreed to the terms of the jurisdiction thing.
 * Twilight: You DO know how that works, right? The pony and theirs pony peers must be watching her at all times to ensure her safety and to make sure you keep your word. This is a violation of that agreement, and you know it.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Now look, a private meeting was DIFFERENT from the trial! And even then, they were only needed for native assistence, it'd be redundent to keep them around in an obviously non-pony city! Besides, I already got Maud to agree to a short-cut out of the court-case. She agrees to do me a wee bit of a favor, and I have the whole thing shut down like it never happened. She'll be right back to ya ponies before you know it.
 * Twilight: Sadly, I'm afraid to say your little fieldtrip's canceled! Consider your jurisdiction on pony affairs revoked. Turn in Maud Pie, and never bother her again!
 * Prince Mane-Feather: ".... Okay, I can see how that is going, and uh- (Pushes Twilight into the bits pool as she cartoonishly smacks into it!) HOW'S ABOUT A SECOND OPINION YOU BLOODY PRANCING SHOW-PONY?!  Kissup! Get to Suckup and Maud and round up the boys! NOW!
 * Kissup: "Alchourse your highness- (Sees the Lougers blocking the only exit) Ohhhhhhhhhh dear."
 * Tigress: Too late for that, I'm afraid! (They already found Maud)
 * Po: Let's get him!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: WAIT A MINUTE, WHERE DID THEY CAME FROM?!
 * Rockhoof: Prince Mane-Feathers, you have no idea what corruptive and destructive influence that stone is capable of!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Okay, I don't know what Piller-Convention you came from, but nothing you say will deter me from my wealth plans!
 * Rockhoof: Maud's place is completely submerged under miles of cave water. Geoatoa knows you're coming after him. If you try to find the Stone, even if you do survive his wrath, the stone itself shall wreak havoc upon your greedy mind and consume you until you become like Geoatoa.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Don't try and scare me with your tall tales, ya Rockhoof-wanna-be!
 * Rockhoof: "(Sighs), It's so annoying when people don't realise we're the real thing."
 * Meadowbrook: "TELL me about it."
 * Flash Magnus: "I know, right? I had to pull awesome feats just to get my own fans to realise I am the real Flash Magnus and not Flash Sentry being a pretender! And even then, Twilight herself had to comfirm my legitness!"
 * Starswirl: Well it's not impourent that you believe us to be fakes or otherwise, what he speaks is the truth! The Stone of Geo was hidden for a reason. It's dangerous.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Well if you think I'm gonna miss out on that fat loot the stone would give me, then-
 * Deadpool: "Wait, wait wait stop! Look, I know the idea here is that the Lougers are too pro for bad guys, but they seemed to arrive too quick even for their standerds! I'm sorry for doing the MSM here, but, can't we at least give the Prince a generious several chapters head-start, and maybe ACTSELLY let him get the cool stone? Otherwise, the episode is gonna end up too short!"
 * Scroopfan: "Deadpool, please don't give MSM any ideas, we tend to end up disagreeing as a result!"
 * Deadpool: "Hear me out! Now, I'm not saying I'm against the heroes being on to the guy, I am not asking for the Lougers to look like the clowns the leage steriotypes them as!"
 * WB Deadpool: "What he's saying is maybe make the heroes not TOO fast? Ya know, give the prince the chance to actselly do what he wants before the heroes confront him?"
 * YB Deadpool: "Well yeah! I mean, Mr. Scroop's Fanboy, I know your all about having heroes trump the baddies, but don't you think that they trumped him TOO quickly?"
 * WB Deadpool: "I mean, come on, there's at least three more chapters and here we are confronting the bad guy too soon? I'm sorry for pulling a Geogre of the Jungle 2 here, but we can't have the heroes confront the Prince YET! At least allow the episode to show us the ineditable Tamatoa rip-off!"
 * Scroopfan: "FIRST OFF, IT'S MORE OF A HOMAGE THEN A RIP-OFF, SECONDLY-"
 * Deadpool: I'M NOT ASKING! (He points his gun at the screen) Do it, or the show is cancelled!
 * MSM:... I KNOW you did not just say that!
 * Scroopfan: "Ya know, he does not have the serious athority to actselly-"
 * Deadpool: Okay, to be fair, that much is true! But I will end up put this episode in hiatus until it's done RIGHT! It's my way or the highway, douche nozzles! What's it gonna be?
 * WB Deadpool: "Aw damn it, so much for being civil."
 * YB Deadpool: "Hey, at least it's not BORING!"
 * MSM:... NIIIIIIIIICK!!!!
 * Deadpool: Oh you gotta be f*****g kidding me!
 * ???: (Samuel L. Jackson voice) BOY, WHAT'CHYOU DOIN HERE?!
 * Deadpool: Well if it isn't Pirate Mace Windu! You know you can't take me in a fi- (He was blasted unconscious and dragged off)
 * MSM: Well, at least now he'll be too busy scrubbing the Helicarrier's toilets for months to bother us again. Serves him right for threatening to shoot the show into cancellation.
 * Scroopfan: "OR MORE REALISTICLY A HAITUS DUE TO LOSS OF CAMERA?!"
 * MSM: Anyway, let's take his valid argument into account, and make the plot go slower for the sake of not having the episode too short.
 * Scroopfan: Ugh, I was afraid of that. Okay, I'll humor you. How are we gonna make this work?
 * MSM: Easy!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Well if you think I'm gonna miss out on that fat loot the stone would give me, then you misfits have another thing co-
 * ???: SOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!! (The King and Queen arrived)
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: AWWWWWWW, TITS, YA JUST HAD TO DRAG THE FOLKS INTO THIS, DID YA?! WHAT, DID WE REGRESSED TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL ALL THE SUDDEN?!
 * King Fangbeak: Oh, trust me, we heard enough from Homer. He said you bribed Claw-Hoof into allowing this to go your way, just so you can go after some lost cursed mythical stone?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: OH WHY THAT BLOODY UNGRATEFUL HYBREED?! HOW COULD HE BETRAYED ME LIKE THIS?!
 * Icky: "We asked an old friend of Twilight's that knew what it was like taking crappy servitude from a big jerk before."
 * Tempest walked in with Grubber on him.
 * Grubber: "S'up. We just busted your minion system with the admiral. Like bosses."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WHAT?! THAT'S, THAT'S CHEATING?! CHEATERS CHEATERS PUMPKIN EATERS?!"
 * Kissup: "Sire, please, this is EMBARRISING for us enough as it is."
 * Icky: "How do you think we feel? I almost feel insulted on how quickly we doused your ass."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "HOW COULD THAT UNGRATEFUL ADMIRAL AND THAT HAS-BEEN FRIEND OF HIS DO THIS TO ME?! I WAS THE REASON THE ADMIRAL EVEN HAD THIS JOB TO BEGIN WITH?! AND NOW HE DOES THIS TO ME?! DOESN'T HE RESPECT WHAT I DID FOR HIM?!"
 * Queen Talon-Claw: Well how do you think THEY feel about being used to go after a random pony just because you wanted to engage in a greed quest.
 * King Fangbeak: BUT NOT JUST ANY QUEST FOR SOME LOST TREASURE OF A BYGONE CIVILISATION OR ANYTHING RELATED TO ALICORNIA! IT HAD TO INVOLVED THAT STONE OF GEO CRAP?! First off, apart from HER (Points to Maud) OPINION, we don't know if that thing really exists, (Rockhoof was about to speak but Starswirl jestured him not to bother and gave him a sort've "Just roll with it" grunt) And even on the OFF-CHANCE that thing's REAL?! WHAT YOUR PROPOSING, IS A SUEISIDE MISSION?! The Stone of Geo is said to be dangerous! Both as your parents, AND HIPPOGRIFFINMAINIA'S RULERS, I HAVE TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN?!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: WELL GEE, DAD, MAYBE IF YA DIDN'T CUT OFF OF ME ALLOWENCE, THIS WOULDN'T EVEN BE A THING, NOW WOULD IT?!
 * King Fangbeak: (Quietly) Oh boy, this song and dance again. (Openly) Son, I'm only gonna say this once, just like now, that was for your own good! You spent away our fortune selfishly, you were so full of yourself, and when you tore down that Goldhorn Palace for it's gold, INCLUDING THAT OF IT'S KING'S HORNS, they read the payment logs and we were blamed for it. So it was our parental duty to cut off your access to our wealth. We couldn't support you anymore, not to mention the humiliations we kept dealing with, FROM YOUR BAD SPENDING HAPITS?! Thus, you are responsible for your own life, and now it's our job to protect you from a golden madness. So I don't care what you do, YOU WILL DO WHAT WE SAY, AND STOP THIS DAMN QUEST NOW, OR WE'RE REPOSSESSING THIS PROPERTY!!!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers:... (He got angry) Ya know something old man? Fuck you, fuck your paranoid guts, fuck this family, fuck the fact we live in a monarchy, fuck homer, fuck the ungrateful admiral, fuck all of these idiots, and most of all, (he got out a golden Obsidian Orb, shocking everybody as he activates it into a magic bomb) FUCK, THIS, STUPID, KINGDOM?!
 * Iago: THE F*** IS THAT?!?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: A little gift from an old mate that got involved with the Griffin Mafia. Clever bloke had it good with someone who claims to know Stormy personally. It's called the Gold Orb. If you even think about taking something from me again, it will explode and turn everyone but me and my crew into gold!
 * Homer: YOU MANIAC!!! WHOSE EGO IS THAT BIG?!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Deal with it! So, pops, how's this?! This Orb will be following me wherever I go! And it saids that me and the mates get to go on this quest for the Stone, AND THE BLOODY FRIENDSHIP PRINCESS AND THE FREAKSHOW, DON'T HAVE A DAMN SAY IN IT?! And I wouldn't try messing with it. His reaction time makes guys with Tourettes' cured immediately.
 * Icky: Wow, dude, that is SOOO inse-
 * Golden Orb: (RvB Andy voice) KABOOM!! (Everyone except Mane-Feathers yelped as he laughed) GETS THEM EVERY TIME!! (He laughs)
 * Marty: It talks?
 * Golden Orb: No, it was the bomb I'm attached to- ALCHOURSE IT'S ME, RETARD?!
 * Marty: WHY YOU LITTLE- (The Orb glowed) YIPE, DON'T EXPLODE!!
 * Golden Orb: Come on, say more! I wanna blow up for God's sake! I am erriely looking forword to my own demise as I have no freewill of my own!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Oh bloody hell, Andrew, we talked about this!
 * Golden Orb (Andrew): "Hey, I can't help, being an accsidental defect orb, that gained sentience, because some storm creatures were playing stupid prank games on eachother. Also doesn't help that I don't have eyes, mouth, ears, nose, anything perfect for sentence, and that I'm litterally a talking glowing glass ball of engery with sueisideal tendingices because I was invented to wreck shit. This is why the other orbs don't talk!"
 * Icky: "Oh great, the arbatary asshole sidekick to the asshole villain. This show couldn't be more formulaitic then that."
 * Andrew: "Hey I ain't no fan of clishes myself, wiseguy!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: CAN WE FOCUS ALREADY, YOU TWITS?! Now, pops, because I'm in a good mood, I'll let you off with a warning. First, know that I JUST DON'T, APPRECIATE OTHER PEOPLE TOUCHING MY THINGS!
 * Maud: You and Limestone would've gotten along well. Had not what we went through.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: So, here's the punishment. You hand over the entire kingdom over to me, or it's goldified!
 * Andrew: Oh boy, daddy-issues, am I right!? I mean, he seriously threaten magic-terrorisum so he doesn't get basicly grounded? Where's a family counceler when you need it?! (He scoffs dryly and laughs as nobody was amused)..... WELL DON'T ALL OF YOU SPEAK UP AT ONCE?!
 * King Fangbeak: I can't believe this! How could you do this to your own parents-
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (Dubbed as YGOTAS Kozaburo) I HAVE NO PARENTS!!!
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) Of course you do, silly! They're standing right in front of- (She avoid a blast that turned a nearby tree into gold) WHAT THE?!
 * Andrew: HE MEANS HE DENOUNCED THEM, STUPID?!
 * Pinkie: EEP!
 * Andrew: Yeah, ya better "Eep"!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: So cough it all up!
 * King Fangbeak:... (Sighs) Just go with it Talon, he's only going through a temper tantrum. It'll pass. (The two gave up their crowns)
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Great!... Andrew, Midas Blast their asses!
 * Andrew: Yeesh, dishonorable much? Then again, I'm a product of the Storm Clan, so why should I care?
 * Queen Talon-Claw: WAIT, WHA- (Andrew turned them to gold as they screamed and were frozen in shock)
 * Claw-Hoof: NO!
 * Shifu: NO!
 * Maud: (Monotone) No!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (He cackles) Serves you right for trying to steal my home! As for the rest of you? You all can join them while I get the Stone with Maud's help! Andrew?
 * Andrew: Serving up a collection of gold statues of morons, coming up! (He blasted his Midas Blast)
 * Starswirl: HIT THE DECK!! (They dodged the blast as he chased them trying to turn them to gold)
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (As Maud was grabbed by Keith) Alright, babe! You're coming with me, and you will either give us what we want, or my boys will get quite twitchy with their claw as they SPLATTER YOUR GUTS ALL OVER THE GROUND!!! Come on, boys! Let's get to the Chariot?! (They left)
 * The group were chased by Andrew!
 * Andrew: "This is the evening Andrew News streaming live on youtube as local morons are being hunted down to become something actselly worth a damn!"
 * The Heroes kept dodging the orb, as various things get turned to gold!
 * Andrew: (He seemingly turned everyone into gold)... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL...... LLLLLLD!!! (He paused, then burst into a comical fit of laughter) Oh man! I worked up an exsirsize. Well, back to prince Horsebutt. (He left)
 * Merlin: (It was revealed that the entire Lodge was coated with gold coloration and was laying still)... Whew! That was close!
 * Starlight: Can't say the same for everyone here. (All the Impure Hippogriffs in the kingdom were turned to gold)...
 * Twilight: My Various Alicorn Gods!
 * Starswirl: That egomaniacal madhippogriff! How could he do this to even his own parents?
 * Icky: "They pretty much threaten to take his stuff over his stupid s***."
 * Starswirl: "Not what I meant by that!"
 * Thundra: That muchaco is not going to give up his greed quest so easily.
 * Shifu: Well, it's a good thing we faked them out. As long as they think we're golden statues, they won't be hounding us with that rude orb. So we better make this ruse count.
 * Gazelle: "But what about the Impure Hippogriffs?"
 * Tempest: "There's very little we can do until we can capture that orb, "Andrew", and get it to reverse it's effects. I know my way around these orbs. I know what makes them tick."
 * Flash Magnus: "Well since you were once the Storm King's stooge, I don't see why not."
 * Mane-Feathers personal guard were seen packing their rushed supplies as Kissup and Suckup looked distraught.
 * Kissup: "I...... I can't believe that just happened?!"
 * Suckup: "Now now, Kissup, calm down, the prince, could've had a panic attack and it happened."
 * Kissup: "But look at what's happened to the kingdom?! Everyone's turned into a golden statue?! All this for a silly stone?!"
 * Suckup: "Look, you know he's prone to these sort of extremes. Maybe, once he gets his barings, he'll go and change everything back to normal now, see?"
 * Kissup: "I hope so."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers came in!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "MASK?! Is the bloody Chariot ready?!"
 * A "Chariot" with Jet Engines and a beak-eqsed design was seen.
 * Maskbeak: "(Muffled) It's ready sir, but, maybe we should discuss the moral severity of the situation and maybe consider-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Perfect news, Maskbeak! Okay team, (Drags in a chained up Maud), we may be forced to go without Claw-Hoof because he's a BLOODY TRAITOR WITH UNGRATEFULNESS BEHIND HIM, so we won't have a trump card against trouble! We're COMPLETELY on our own, because we were CHEATED?!"
 * Andrew comes in.
 * Andrew: "Ya sure it's not just because you were stupid in how you got rid of the Wonderbolt ponies and those guards?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "OH COME OFF IT, ANDREW, YOUR NOT HELPING IN THE SLIGHTIST?! (Gets on his Chariot with his followers) Oh, and did ya took care of the princess and the freakshow?"
 * Andrew: "Oh yeah, way better then I expected, actselly, and-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "And now I don't care anymore."
 * Andrew: "Ugggggh, I need a better union."
 * Andrew hovered in.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Ya don't have a union, (The Chariot starts up) YOU'RE A BLOODY TALKING ORB?!"
 * The Chariot blasts off with the group on it and flies at lightning speeds, leaving the goldifived city!
 * Claw-Hoof looked broken at the sight of his goldifived parents.
 * The Sympathic Heroes came up to him.
 * Claw-Hoof: "...... Why, did I listened to you people? I should've just ignored you and stayed a "Minion" to the Prince?! THEN THIS MESS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED?! Now, my parents are gone?! Everything's gone?!"
 * Icky: "Look, buddy, how were we supposed to know he had a powerful defected orb that can turn s*** to gold?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "YOU HAD, A LITTERAL, SOOTHSAYER ON YOUR SIDE?! AND IS THE UNITER HERSELF NOT CAPABLE OF PRE-COGINITION?!"
 * Gazelle: "We don't have automatic control of these visions, they happen when they happen."
 * Claw-Hoof: "...... DID YOU LITTERALLY HOPE THAT MANE-FEATHERS WOULD NOT'VE PULLED THIS?!"
 * Po: "Hey, we honestly didn't know what to expect here?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "...... JUST LEAVE ME BE?! GO AHEAD AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, JUST LEAVE ME OUT OF IT?! YOU FOOLS COSTED ME MY PARENTS?! MY HOME?! MY, EVERYTHING?! AND NOW THAT THE PRINCE OWNS EVERYTHING, ME AND HOMER ARE GONNA GET FIRED FOR THIS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Now see here, this mess is still very much the Prince's fault because of his own immaturity to accept failure!"
 * Grubber: "Annnnnnd the fact that he managed to get an orb of Storm Clan origin that somehow gotten into Mafia mits."
 * Claw-Hoof: "BUT WHO'S FAULT IT IS, FOR PROVOKING HIM?!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Aw come on man, the blame game helps no one but the bad guy. The Prince may have that orb, but he's not unstoppable."
 * Claw-Hoof: "I HAD JUST SAID FOR YOU ALL TO LEAVE?! I, (Cries), I just want to be alone."
 * The heroes felt awful for him.....
 * Twilight: "...... We'll give you some time to grieve. We'll wait for you to come around."
 * The heroes leave.
 * Claw-Hoof: "...... (Cries over his entrapped parents.)....."
 * ???: "Oh now, what's all this, then?"
 * A very aged, mangey, and battle-scarred Perfection came in.
 * Perfection: "Is the mighty Claw-Hoof crying over his mommy and daddy? Like a wimpy baby?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "Perfection?! How are you not a golden statue?!"
 * Perfection: "I was outside of the kingdom scrouging up some mushrooms for mushroom soup when I came back to this mess. And no doubt, it was because of you. A proven case that you Impures are reckless mistakes of nature!?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "SHUT UP?! YOU ARE IN NO POSITION TO INSULT ME?! NOT WHEN THERE'LL BE NO GUARDS TO SEPERATE US?!"
 * Perfection: "Oh, and how will harming me help? It won't free your inter-breeder parents, it won't free that paranoid king and his eye-rolling queen, it won't free every single damn filthy Impure here, and it's certainly not gonna do anything to that filthy prince and his band of ne're-do-wells?! Not that it matters anyway. The Stone will do all the work for you and those has-been heroes. It'll do what it did to Geoatoa! Just another greed-hungry monster! But, here's the silver lining....... At least this would be the end of the worthless Impures. (Claw-Hoof furrowed his eyes at him).... Hey, I never said it was a silver-lining for you! Now we pures will fix what you stupid impures have wrought and get this city back to working order, disposing of any evidence that you existed."
 * Claw-Hoof snarled and tried to attack, but his broken state barely enabled him to start pounding on him like a hissy fit throwing child!
 * Perfection grabbed Claw-Hoof by the front limb and squeesed it tight.
 * Perfection: "...... You're phathic. (Smacks him into the other side of the room). You're as worthless as always. You're not even worth the stress of talking to. You're nothing but a phathic functionally extinct endling of a dying strain I'm GLAD is going extinct thanks to that idiot Prince! His quickness to take my advice on seeking out that stone shows how phathic you impures are and ALWAYS will be?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "........ He knew of the stone, FROM YOU?!"
 * Perfection: "Oh what, you thought that whiney spoiled ingrete had the capasity to figure it out on his own?! I found that immature hippo-hatchling crying about how his parents stopped encouraging his reckless spending, so I introdused the existence of the Stone of Geo to him! All I did was point the cryer into the right direction, and everything works out on it's own?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "...... HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO BOTH HIPPOGRIFFS, PONIES AND, MAYBE THE GRIFFINS IN THE SENSE, LIKE THAT?!"
 * Perfection: "I thought it was clear that I wasn't fond of your kind."
 * Claw-Hoof: "I MEAN, WHAT'S THE MOTIVATION?!"
 * Perfection: "ISN'T THIS HORRENDUS IMAGE OF A FORMER SHELL OF GLORY NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND?! These, MONSTERS, these, MARXEST DEMONS, these, ABOMINATIONS?! These disgraces to the name of Hippogriffs, have tortured me?! Harmed me?! Did horrendus things to me?! ALL OVER YOU?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "What happened to you was mainly because of your own mistake. You committed an unforgivable hate crime against us, and you paid the price."
 * Perfection: Ohhhh, so the price was the ENDLESS PAIN AND TORMENT I ENDURED?! THAT'S DOWNRIGHT CRUEL, EVEN FOR YOU!
 * Claw-Hoof: "Now look here, I'm not afraid to admit hat it was a poor way to punish you, but how else were they suppose to act around someone who admited clear distain to them?! Offer gumdrops and ice cream? Alcourse they were gonna treat you poorly, your a discriminator?!"
 * Perfection: YOU THINK ALL THIS PAIN WAS A GOOD PUNISHMENT FOR THAT?! THAT'S HAMMURABI LEVELS OF CRUEL!! I DID WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!
 * Claw-Hoof: "The Impures could not help treat you like they did. You were a xenophobic fiend in their eyes?! AND HONESTLY, YOU ONLY FURTHER CONFIRMED IT?!"
 * Perfection: "Does it matter? Day after day, I was abused. I was constantly wounded, and nobody wanted to care for my wounds, nor any other service for that matter because everywhere I go, it's always the same: (Mockingly) YOU'RE A MONSTER! YOU'RE A RACIST SCUMBAG! WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE, INCLUDING MENACES LIKE YOU! WAAAH-WAAAH-WAAAH!!
 * Claw-Hoof: "I, remembered you being abit more digifived then that to do mocking-"
 * Perfection: " (Normally) Well excuse me for the fact that  THE ABUSE HAS DAMAGED MY SANITY?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "Oh damn straight, no denying that, CONSIDERING WHAT YOU JUST DID?!"
 * Perfection: Did they ever consider that treating me like s*** was no better? Well, no, because I had to put up with every injury, every scolding, every single solitary demand!
 * Claw-Hoof: "WELL I DOUBT THEIR ATTATUDE WILL IMPROVE BECAUSE YOU PULLING A STUNT LIKE THIS?!"
 * Perfection: Well now I have my revenge. The Prince will end up sharing Geoatoa's fate for inspiring this cruelty. Hippogriffinmainia is now more. And you, will be left alone, eternally crying at the frozen states of your worthless interbreeder parents, wishing for death that cannot come soon enough. And one day..... You might actselly beg me to kill you...... But I won't...... You don't deserve the sweet release of a quick death. I want you to live knowing that you are stuck in an irreversible situation, just like me! Life, is the only thing truly worse than death. Because at least death lets your soul be soothed by the afterlife..... But life, never offers such a luxury. That, is the PERFECT REVENGE, for me! Everyhippogriff who treated me like a monster paid for every second they spent doing it. The Prince will pay for encouraging and even supporting that behavior. And YOU, you paid for starting it all! Soon, Hippogriffinmainia will be cleansed of such monstrous nature, and be better than this, and I will be their vanguard."
 * Claw-Hoof: "THIS WILL NOT PUT YOU BACK INTO GOOD GRACES WITH THE PURE HIPPOGRIFF KING!!
 * Perfection: "All this wasn't meant to be for that 'good graces' bulls***. I know I have no hope of going back regardless, no thanks to you. I can at least enjoy the rest of my days, knowing that you Impures literally destroyed your own society, with your greed ad cruelty."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Self-awarence doesn't change the fact, that you STILL committed a hate crime by firing me because of my heritage. And this current predicterment, is actselly, WORSE?! Who wants to be on your side after that, because chances are, that a guy like you could turn on someone like that again even at the expense of what he did or something he can help with, like his HERITAGE, FOR ONE?! What you did was wrong, and you had to pay the consequences. Granted, these consequences were not very advised, but that's what you expect from Impure Hippogriffs. We're closer to griffins you know."
 * Perfection: THAT'S STILL NO EXCUSE!!! WHAT I DID, THEY HAD IT COMING IN THE LONG RUN?! YOU HAD IT COMING IN THE LONG RUN?!
 * Claw-Hoof: "....... You won't get away with this."
 * Perfection: "(Laughs wickedly), And who's stupid enough to believe you, after the fact that you're the catalyst in all this?!"
 * ???: Well, in that case, then we ARE stupid?! (The Lodgers came back)
 * Tigress: "Did ya HAD to say it like that, Po?"
 * Po: "It sounded cooler, in my head."
 * Tempest: Word of advice, you sinfully disfigured being, don't scream your beak off and draw unwanted attention to yourself. Now you do realize that by admitting your manipulation of the prince, you'll have to pay the consequences.
 * Perfection: I'VE HAD ENOUGH CONSEQUENCES FROM THESE MONSTERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YA CANDY-COLORED FUITURE GLUES?!
 * Pinkie: (Gasps) Watch your language!
 * Perfection: Do you all know how it feels to be abused and judged every day of your life? Nobody wanted to be by your side. The world is against you wherever you go. Everyone treats you like a slave!
 * Shenzi: "Join the club, some of us been there, man. Pride Rock has an extremely lack of appresiation for hyenas."
 * Iago: "Some folks in Agrabah still give me the stink eye because of how I used to be with Jafar."
 * Shrek: "Being an ogre, I often had to deal with angry villagers in my swamp rotinely!"
 * Pang Bing: "Trying to cause a mass-mind-control situation tends to make others weary of me."
 * Lord Shen: "You would not even be able to look at me with a confident face if you even knew A MARGIN of what I was guilty of!"
 * Mantis: "Take our word on that, ya wouldn't."
 * Icky: "Buddy, at least certain members of the lougers, me included, started out by trying to munch on kids and/or defenceless small mammels. Arguebly both in a rare occation. We're not strangers to being treated like crap for it."
 * Starlight: "I was once close to being exiled to another world for the things I did, even when it was acknowledged that I was taking someone else's bad enfluenceal advice! So don't tell me I don't know what it was like to have everyone come after my neck for serious mistakes!"
 * Gilda: "Even after the Lost Treasure of Griffinstone, I still have people that don't like me for what I did!"
 * Trixie: "I had difficulty getting an audience ever since the fiasco with the Usra Minor, and even more after the messes with that Alicorn Ambulet!"
 * Cynder: Well, I grew up that way since I was stolen as an egg, tormented to be an agent of evil, but you're different. This is what happens when you commit a racist hate crime against another. Prejudice and racism is an unforgivable act that makes people unlikable, because they show that it's okay to treat other races like pushovers, when it's not. This is still all your fault, and though your own fate is no better, that's still how these people work. But that doesn't mean it represents them as a race.
 * Perfection: YES, IT, DOES!! THEY DON'T CALL THEM IMPURE FOR NOTHING!! THEY ARE RUDE AND MEAN LIKE THE GRIFFINS WE WERE SPAWNED FROM! KING NEPHOSTRATUS KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME, AND HE STILL HAD THE GALL TO BANISH ME HERE!!! THE EXCUSE OF SEEING HOW THEY FEEL AND UNDERSTAND THEM SURE BACKFIRED BECAUSE ALL IT DID WAS PROVE MY POINT!! THEY ARE ROTTEN CRUEL MONSTERS THAT NEEDED TO BE PUT OUT OF THEIR MISERY, AND NOW THEY ARE!!
 * Icky: "Yeesh bud, your talking as if that you were expecting them to act chummy around obvious haters. Hey come on, give them a break, as least they can reckinidse a hater when they see'em."
 * Twilight: And above all elese, what you did, It's still wrong! It doesn't matter what they did, genocide makes you no better than them. This is not going to prove anything other then that you really are a far-cry from proper Pure Hippogriffs! In fact, where do you go from here now that you have your revenge? Whose going to agree with you? Well, we're not gonna stand around to find out. You're coming with us and you are going to tell the prince that you did this for yourself.
 * Perfection: Go f*** yourself, I'm not doing that! I don't care if you're a princess, this is staying as it is! So all can go fuck- (He was blasted through a wall as he screamed graphically)
 * Grubber:... I think that hurt more than it should.
 * Homer: You think?
 * Icky: "Oh it's not like he's gonna turn into some kind of feral monster out of that-"
 * Perfection: (A loud feral monstrous roar was heard as it aggravated the heroes, as Perfection came out in a magic feral form roaring his lungs out)
 * Tempest: Oh, Celestia.
 * Icky: "I hate it when that happens."
 * Lord Shen: "WELL MAYBE IT WOULD'VE HELPED IF YOU DON'T PROVOKE KARMA LIKE THAT?!"
 * Perfection: (Monstrous voice) BIG MISTAKE, PONY!! (He unleashed a sonic blast that pushed back the heroes as Tempest endured and Perfection flew towards her and plowed her into debris as she groaned in pain) HURTS, DOESN'T IT?! WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, YOU'LL LOSE MORE THAN JUST YOUR HORN!!! (Tempest fought against Perfection)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Can someone please explain what the buck is going on?!
 * Homer: I didn't think it was possible, but... I think Perfection manifested his own pain, hate, and anger into a tangible magic force. Pure Hippogriffs are supposed to have a certain magical ability due to their Equestrian heritage, and... Well, disappearances have been reported regarding Perfection, and now I see how it happened. His abuse has made even a simple punch hurt times five. He couldn't possibly compensate this increased level of pain, and it grew and affected his mind until one day it resulted in... Well, THIS!
 * Savio: That sure sounds painful. I mean, more painful than usual.
 * Skipper: And that's the point exactly.
 * Gazelle: I'm sure it's not something we can't handle.
 * Tempest: "(While barely able to hold him back) JUST A HEAD'S UP, HE'S INCREDABLY STRONG?!"
 * Monkey: ".... Well, this dude got that way because he was suffering pain, right? So, maybe we can defeat him like the Mongolian Fist Demon and defeat him without hitting him?"
 * Starswirl: "You mean deprave him from pain? A very capital idea! But this Ex-Pure Hippogriff is clearly a master provoker! He would provoke even the best of use to do harm to him through words alone!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Besides, he looks too fast to dodge forever!"
 * Meabowbrook: "..... I know I am gonna offer an extreme plan, but.... Maybe we can take away his power by healing him?"
 * Icky: "OH THAT IS ABRIDGED AERITH LOGIC RIGHT THERE, HOW IS THAT SUPPOSE TO HELP?!"
 * Meabowbrook: "Well pain is why the poor brute is like this. Healing could be the polor weakness to his power."
 * Homer: Well, given a common punch hurts more than it should because of the chronic physical abuse he took, that pain does give him power, so when you think about it, it's the best way to beat him.
 * Tempest: (She blasted magic energy as the inflicted pain increased his power as he roared and continued beating up Tempest) DAAAAH!! BUT HOW CAN WE DO THAT WITH HIS NATURAL SPEED AND FEROCITY?! IT'S NOT LIKE THE F***** WILL GIVE US A CHANCE AND WILL ONLY URGE US INTO ATTACKING HIM MORE UNTIL HE BECOMES UNSTOPPABLE!!
 * Meadowbrook: We'll think of something. Let's just find a way to stall him without any physical attacks.
 * Po: Eh, if there's anything that the likes of the Mongolian Fist Demon and Kim the Invincible taught me, there's ways to do that.
 * Perfection: I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW!! (He throws Tempest at them and they fell over like bowling pins) STEEEEEEEE-RIKE!!!!
 * Grubber: Tempest?
 * Tempest: (Dazed and dubbed as TFS Krillin) HELLO, GRUBBER, HAVE YOU CHECKED THE GUARDS TO MAKE SURE THEY AREN'T SLEEPING ON THE JOB AGAIN, CUZ' IF YOU DON'T, STORM KING WILL KICK MY ASS!
 * Grubber: Are you okay?
 * Tempest: Eh, seems he threw my nervous system numb for a moment. Can't quite feel the pain.... There it is... (She screamed an extended Tom scream) Somepony kill me, or please make it end! I don't care which!
 * Perfection: Yeah, now you know how true pain feels. AND YOU ALL ARE NEXT!!
 * Baloo: Oh, this is gonna suck!
 * ???: Not for long! (Meadowbrook appeared with a brew)... How about you pick on someone your own size?
 * Perfection: Ohhh, a pretty little Earth pony witch doctor? (He laughs) What, are you gonna turn me into a frog with your voodoo? (He laughs) (Meabowbrook tossed the brew at him as it hits him) OOFF?! Why you little- (The Brew heals his wounds and turns him back to normal)...... Uh, wha, wha, where am I?
 * Icky: "Ya mean to tell me you don't even remember being a total asshole about tricking the prince into going after a curse stone?!"
 * Perfection: "WHAT?! I'll have you know good sir, that I would never do such a thi- (Realises that the entire city turned to gold) WHA?! WHAT HAPPENED?! IT'S LIKE A WETDREAM OF THAT ROTTEN PRINCE THROW UP EVERYWHERE?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: ".... You mean, you don't remember being vengeful to me?"
 * Perfection: "(Dejected) Oh, it's the hybrid that got me fired because I only wanted to have someone a true Pure Hippogriff in my ranks?!"
 * Starswirl: "..... I'm afraid it's possable that the fool was processed by his magic ability being tainted by the pain he went through and everything wasn't his entirely own malmition."
 * Perfection: "What is everyone talking about?"
 * Homer: "Well, it seems that in thanks to the pain inflicted by you by the angery populace, you were processed by your own inhered equestian magic from the pony side and lead to you telling the prince about the Stone of Geo. And because we intervined abit too soon, the Prince threw an epic meltdown of a tandrum and used a sentient defect orb to.... Cause this dishastor area you see now."
 * Perfection: "...... HOW COULD I DO THAT?! I mean, I may not think very highly of Impures, but, I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING BY ENCOURAGING THAT BRAT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS?!"
 * Tempest: "Like he said, you lost your mind when the pain took you over."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Now that I think about it, it explained why he acted so uncultured when I saw him. He was immaturely mocking the typical denial of service he wanted to treat his injuries."
 * Perfection: "I, I don't understand! I don't remember any of this?!"
 * Gazelle: "You were under a magical enfluence. Any shred of commen sense, likely as small as it is since your lack of appresiation for Impures, was shut off thanks to it."
 * Duke: "But know that going alittle loopy doesn't give you a get out of trouble card! Not being yourself or not, you still have to answer for this and help us smack some commen sense back into that brat!"
 * Perfection: "And it's not that I don't want to, but, the prince himself is RARELY, if at all, a reasonable person! And-"
 * Claw-Hoof: "If you say it's because he's an Impure, I'll risk bringing that other you back just to get satisfying justice from beating you!"
 * Perfection: "Actselly I was going to say it's because his parents spoiled him rotten and left him in the hands of enabling advisers. That brat has no disoplene. It didn't help that Impures lean more torwords behaving like Griffins, granted, but the Prince, he even makes dragons look charitable! Any rare greedy pony you see, looks like an honest business person in compairison! That fool would sooner end up with the stone then listen to reason, espiecally not from me!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "......"
 * Perfection: "...... Do you seriously think that I would act bias in a moment like this?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT HAVING GOOD FAITH IN YOU, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED?!"
 * Perfection: "Oh bother, is it not enough that I don't enjoy being in the King's good graces with you? In fact, aren't you basicly part of the Impures Law and Order?"
 * Claw-Hoof: "THAT'S NOT THE POINT?! The point was, I once looked up to the Pures' royal forces! They and you were my idols! I dreamed of doing something impourent with my life and keep the race that I admired save from all dangers. And then you went and had me discharged dishonorably, for something that even with magic can't be easily helped?! You commited an act of discrimination because of my father?!"
 * Perfection: "IT WAS NOT MEANT FOR ANY NESSERSARY ILL WILL TO YOUR FATHER OR THE PURE FEMALE THAT BREED WITH HIM, IT'S BECAUSE I WAS WORRIED THAT A HYBRID WOULD NOT HAVE THE COMPIDENT GENETICS OR MINDSET FOR THE JOB?!"
 * Icky: "Buddy, we once help an alternate universeal hybrid of two USRA races defeat a Human-Hating Extinction Mad Extremist group! Your arguement of hybrids being worthless, is invalid."
 * Perfection: "But hybrids of Hippogriffs between pures and impures have tendingices to be imperfect! Their pony magic gets easily corrupted by the griffin side's greed tendingcies and lead them to become criminals! I wanted to avoid having him become a corrupt insider for some mob boss to use?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "Well I'm not like those hybrids?! I take more after my mother then my father, who was a very generious Pure Hippogriff! And even then, my father did a good job of being a very good enfluence on me, because my mother was a positive enfluence on him! And if your worried about genetic problems, I'm as healthy as they come!"
 * Perfection: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CAUTIOUS ABOUT ANYTHING RELATED TO IMPURES AFTER MY SISTER WAS MENTALLY DAMAGED BY A HYBRID FANBOY OF BEAKBUCK WHO TRIED REVIVE CUTIE MARK COMMUNISUM IN HIPPOGRIFFIA?!"
 * The Group were surprised by that.....
 * Claw-Hoof: "..... Can you, repeat that?"
 * Perfection: "....... Did you, honestly think, that I would solely hate Impures for the fact that they created the butt tattoo marxisum alone? What kind of person did you take me for?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "Okay, before you say something that makes me hate you again, can you please explain what you mean by the hybrid that harmed your sister and tried to bring back the Beakbuck belief?"
 * Perfection: "I don't see how that's ANY of your business!"
 * Icky: "Ya may as well, doc. We're not afraid to get Queen Novo or even the Pure Hippogriff King invovled if you keep quiet."
 * Perfection: "...... (Sighs).... My life is ruined anyway, so what's the point....... My sister was in loved with a hybrid like Clawhoof."
 * A Pure Hippogriff was romanticly involved with a male Peacock-Eqsed Shen sytile Hippogriff Hybrid of Pure and Impure.
 * (Perfection): "My sister, Trifection, and the Hybrid, the now infamous Minister Fowl, were madly in love. The two were in-seperatable."
 * (Icky): "Wait, I wanna ask. How can a sudo-communisum for butt tattoos work for Pure Hippogriffs? Ya guys don't have cutie marks."
 * (Perfection): "Well, actselly, we do. They're just not as obvious as ponies or Impures. Pure Hippogriff Cutie Marks only become valuable when we take the form of ponies."
 * (Pinkie): "But we didn't see any cutie marks when they were sea ponies."
 * (Perfection): "We also process a clever trick to keep them secret in times of avoidence, and/or because a tattoo on your flank that talks about your determined desteny is abit distracting. So we make it that we only show them our cutie marks to deminstraight our talents."
 * (Twilight): "..... Huh. That is clever."
 * (Perfection): "Can I continue now? Anyway, my sister and Fowl were in love...... But alas, Fowl had uncouth intentions in mind. He was becoming self-corrupted with the beliefs of Beakbuck, thanks to a gang of rouge impures that wanted a chance to bring back a terrorable legacy onto our kingdom of Hippogriffa since the Impure Hippogriffs have grown to denounce it. And Fowl, being a ministraighter that the King of the Pure Hippogriffs trusted, ended up felling for it like a useful idiot, and agreed to begin the path to start a new Cutie Mark Communisum uprising, of which he modifived and renamed as "Fowlisum". (Some of the Lougers snickered at that) DON'T LAUGH, THIS IS SERIOUS?! Thankfully, he made the mistake of trusting my sister with this infomation, thinking she would kneel to it. She didn't and did the right thing and warned the King. Fowl and the rouges were punished."
 * Fowl: "........ Trifecta...... Why?"
 * Trifection: "..... I'm sorry Fowl..... I only did it to protect you from them. Those impures are malmitulate rogues, Fowl. They were using you to push an idealogical gain!"
 * Fowl: "...... What? (Looks at the Rogues)..... YOU USED ME!?"
 * Rogue Impure Hippogriff 1: "You would've been the perfect fallboy to get the glorious ways of Beakbuck up and runing again?! And you ruined it?! Just for that, I will now turn you, from a useful idiot, (begins casting a mind screw-up spell) TO A USE-LESS IDIOT?! (Fires the spell)!"
 * Trifection intervined and got hit by the spell, destroying her intellect in the process and began to turn into a Derpy-minded dummy!
 * Trifection: "(Stupid sounding) DUHHHHHHHH, I LIKE, PANCAKES?!"
 * Fowl: "...... YOU MONSTER?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!"
 * Rogue Impure Hippogriff 1: "Well, not what I wanted, but still benifital all the same. I used a mental-screw-up spell that redused her into a worthless mental retard! And I used a very high spell so high, even Alicorn Gods struggle to cure it! She is going to suffer what was meant to be YOUR curse of idiotcy for the rest of her miserable life!"
 * Fowl: "..... (Sobs)....... YOU MONSTER?! I WILL DESTROY YOU FILTHY IMPURES FOR THIS?! I WILL BUILD A GREAT ARMY AND DESTROY HIPPOGRIFFINMAINIA FOR THIS?! I WILL BUILD AN ANTI-MAGIC WEAPON THAT'LL REDUSED YOU MONSTERS TO NOTHING?! THEN I ERASED YOUR KIND'S EXISTENCE FROM HISTORY, THEN-"
 * ???: Excuse me? (Impure Hippogriffs arrived)
 * Impure Hippogriff Guard #1: We'll take THAT as a claim of terrorism. (They cuffed Fowl) You're under arrest.
 * Fowl: WHAT?! Don't arrest me, it's their fault! Arrest them!
 * Impure Hippogriff Guard #2: Oh don't get us wrong buddy, those clowns aren't off the hook, but you are guilty of an attempted act of terrorism in the name of both Marxism and genocide. That's an act which we can't let you be free with.
 * Fowl:... No, seriously, they're the ones who should pay for this, you do not SCREW WITH ME WHEN IT COMES TO HOW SERIOUS THIS IS!!
 * General Impure Hippogriff Guard: (He clawed and scarred him as he screamed) WE DO NOT JOKE WHEN IT COMES TO PROTECTING OUR KIND, SO DON'T THINK WE'RE SCREWING AROUND!! YOU THREATENED OUR RACE, AND THAT CALLS FOR LIFE IMPRISONMENT!!
 * Fowl:... You can't be seri- (He was scarred again and screamed)
 * General Impure Hippogriff Guard: DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE NOT SERIOUS?! You, are under arrest! Take him away.
 * Fowl: No, please! I didn't mean it!! It's not my fault!! Please, somehippogriff, don't let them take me!
 * General Impure Hippogriff Guard: There will be no obstruction of authority or they will be arrested. (They took him away as he screamed)
 * (Perfection): When I was told of what happened to Trifection... I left in distraught. I blamed Fowl for everything and I let him rot in that prison, denying him any bail. I have since sworn I would never allow any hybrid to be involved with our kingdom for what they did to my sister.
 * Perfection: It was all his fault! I should've called the bastard filth of a halfling out for this, and had him ostracized. My sister is still a brain-dead walking yuts to this day, and every time I look at a hybrid like you, all I think about is what they did to Trifection.
 * Claw-Hoof:... You are so full of s***!
 * Perfection: What-WHAT?!?
 * Earl: "Oh that there is just ice-cold."
 * Claw-Hoof: Oh don't get me wrong, it's a perfectly sympathic story. I just don't like the fact that he expects that to be an excuse to justify hiis behavior. I mean, it wasn't even Fowl who ruined his sister, it was the rogues Fowl mistakenly trusted!
 * Squidward: "Yeah, that's a good point."
 * Claw-Hoof: Exactly! Perfection, If you think for a moment that this changes anything, it doesn't. You blamed the wrong person. This does not excuse what you did to me. If anyone should be blamed, it's the Impure scum who destroyed her mind from the beginning. If anything, the worse Fowl was guilty of is ever trusting them. Believe me, I'm sure the poor fool feels AWFUL for what he did. Granted, the declaration of geniside was abit much, but I'm sure that has died out in him by now and he wants to make everything right again.
 * Perfection: THIS WAS NOT TO TRY AND CONVINCE YOU, YOU IDIOT!! (He jolted in angry magic) AHHH!!! I WAS ONLY DOING THAT TO EXPLAIN WHY I DID ALL THAT!!! I DIDN'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO BE HURT LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! WHY SHOULDN'T I HAVE DONE THAT?! I WAS CONFUSED!! I THOUGHT I WAS DOING THE BEST THING FOR THE HIPPOGRIFFS AS A SPECIES!!
 * Lord Shen: Uh, no! You were doing the best thing for yourself! Your just hiding behind the "My Spieces" arguement because you don't want to come off as a selfish twat?!
 * Perfection: (Jolting in angry magic) I DIDN'T ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, YOU STUPID DRESSED CHINESE CHICKEN!!!!
 * Lord Shen: "...... First off, I'm a Peacock, not a chicken, NOR A GOOSE OR A TURKEY?! Second, insulting us after that story will get us NOWHERE?! Neither of us have to LIKE eachother, but the least you can do is HUMOR us, and we might convince the Pure Hippogriff King to at least consider SOME leanincy in desiding your new fate!
 * Perfection: (He went back to normal)... Fine! It's not like you people would let me do anything else reguardless! Judge me all you want. But how would you feel if you were in my shoes?
 * Patrick: You don't wear sho-
 * Perfection: (Angry magic) THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, YOU PINHEAD!!! (Normal) I meant, how would you like it if that happened to your sister? Or, any sibling or relitive you particularly cared about, or a loved one for that matter?
 * Claw-Hoof: Again, we wouldn't blame the wrong guy. Now, do I deny that Fowl made an honest mistake? Yes, but your sister's ills belong to the Rogues! And even then..... You're not off the hook with what you did!
 * Perfection: Patronising me is not gonna help, pigeon! Let's just get this s*** cleaned up, and I can kill myself for screwing up royal.
 * Banzai: Let's not jump the gun, alright?
 * Perfection: (Angry magic) JUST DON'T TALK TO ME THROUGH THIS ENTIRE DAMN QUEST!!! YOU ALREADY PUT ME THROUGH ENOUGH!! ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND PICK YOUR NOSES, OR ARE YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING?!?
 * Gazelle: For once, he has a point. We have to stop the prince.
 * Pinkie: And save Maud!
 * Rockhoof: And ensure that stone is not found again. (They played war music on their van radio as they flew off)

Chapter 4: The Hidden Underwater Gateway/Geoatoa
Maud's Cave Entrance Flashback. Reality. A slow travel later. French Narrator: Later... French Narrator: Later... Castle Throne Room (Geoatoa began to sing this, and it went down like Tamatoa's song where the heroes popped up from the entrance with signs of a rough journey as Rockhoof would begin to fight Geoatoa in the next verses)
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Oh, you gotta be joking, mate! (The entire cave was flooded)
 * Suckup: Well, Miss Maud wasn't kidding about the, conditions of the cavern.
 * Andrew: Well, that's that. We lost. How's about I put us out of our misery?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: HOW HOLD UP, YOU PSYCOTIC CRAZY HOVERING GLASS BALL?! We ain't calling it quits! Maud? You have any way down there?
 * Maud: I may be the only one here with a seapony form, but even then, I checked the brook a hundred times. No hidden secrets have been found.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WHAT?! YOU LIVED IN THIS BLOODY PLACE ALL YOUR LIVE AND YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING?!"
 * Maud: "I never suspected my cave home in Ponyville Adjacent to house a lost civilisation of a griffin thief king and a cursed stone, now did I?"
 * Andrew: "....... Now can I basicly kill myself and take you guys with me?"
 * Kissup: "Oh for pete's sake, the chariot has submarine funtions!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "I-....... Wait it does?"
 * Kissup: "It was in the manual that you never read, Young Prince....."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "...... OH NOW YOU BLOODY TELL ME, KISSUP?! I really wish I took Dr. Eureka's advice about that damn thing more seriously!"
 * Dr. Eureka was going on and on about the Chariot as Prince Mane-Featehrs had sunglasses on to disguise the fact that Dr. Eureka's lectures were boring him.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "He was a great shorce of getting an afternoon nap though. Bloody shame on how he lost control of Eureka Corp."
 * Maud: "..... That explains the jet engine...... And the parts of it that make it unlike traditional Chariots."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Well I only want the best, love. Why else was me spending as excravigent as it was? I bought alot of cool things from so many nations that I haven't gotten to use them yet."
 * Maud: "..... And I think that why your parents caught you off. You lack respondsably and self-control, and don't even use alot of the things you got."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "OY?! DON'T START TALKING LIKE ME PARENTS?! Now let's get on the chariot and enter sub mode, okay?"
 * Maud: "Sure, but, I must ask..... How DID you came to know about the Stone?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (As the chariot dove) "Well for the sake of your co-operation, that asshole Pure "Perfection" told me."
 * Mane-Feathers' followers froze at that with a glass shatter sound.....
 * Kissup: "...... This, wouldn't happen to be the same Perfection that admited that he dispises our kind, is it?"
 * Andrew: "Up, I'm staying out of this. (Hovers off a bit further away)."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "So what if it was? That hateful bigot was at least bloody helpful for once is his useless life!"
 * Kissup:... Did you ever stop to consider what s*** he went through? He's Hippogriffinmainia's punching bag, and given those crazy rumors of him making hippogriffs disappear, he became one that punches back. Given what we did to him, did you ever consider, just, for, a, single, solitary, second, of your time... THAT HE WANTED TO KILL ALL OF US FOR TREATING HIM LIKE A PUNCHING BAG?!?
 * Suckup: "Actselly, those rumors were proven false. He made them up to sound like a force to be reckon with when really he was not."
 * Kissup: "Fair enough, but still, when have you even seen him?!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Not too long before me parents cut me off, why? (Everyone was shocked that he just played into an act of revenge with another glass shatter sound)... What? Is there something in my eye? Did I-
 * All Henchmen: F***************************************************************************!!! (The blast of sound shattered the chariot cockpit and deprived them of air)
 * Maud: (Gurgling monotone) You've got to be kidding. (She changed into her seapony form and quickly swam them to an air pocket where they gasped)...
 * Andrew: (He popped in) So, you all done throwing hissy fits?
 * Maud: Next time, do not yell when inside air support contained by breakable glass.
 * Mullet: Aw, boy, there goes my soft and bouncy hair.
 * Haggis: AH, BAGGAR! It ain't gonna kill ya, stop being a chick.
 * Maskbeak: (Muffles like Kenny from South Park) ("Maybe we should ask for a refund from Eureka Corp about how that glass can break like that.
 * Keith:... No one can understand your mumbles, pal.
 * Strudel: But first, I feel the need to tell the prince at the top of my lungs... WHAT THE TARTARUS WERE YOU THINKING?!? YOU KNEW PERFECTION WAS DANGEROUS AND YET YOU STILL DECIDE TO FALL FOR HIS TRICKS?! EVERYHIPPOGRIFF IS GOLD THANKS TO HIM, AND YOU, YOU STUPID SCHWEINHUND!!! WHAT DID YOU POSSIBLY HOPE TO GAIN WITH GETTING HIM INVOLVED BESIDES THE DAMNED STONE?! WHAT IF THOSE MISFITS WERE CORRECT AND THE STONE DESTROYS US WITH YOUR GREED?!?
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Aw come off it, mates, I had a bad start to this day as it is, I don't want to have you guys turn on me too!"
 * Mullet: "Now don't get us wrong, we have no ill torwords yer crown..... WE JUST THINK THAT YOU MAY'VE FUCKED UP?!"
 * Haggis: "I mean no disrespecting lad, but why would you take his word for it? Why would he help you since he otherwise hates our kind?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Well obviously he wanted a favor from this. Something like him not being hated anymore or to pardon him from his punishment for dumping CLAW-HOOF for being a bloody hybrid."
 * Keith: "But did he say THAT FAVOR exactly?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Well, no, but I assume he's saving it for after the fact and-"
 * All Henchmen: F****************************************************************!!!!!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: OW!! STOP YELLING!! THIS AIR POCKET ECHOES LIKE TARTARUS!!! EVEN THE SCREAMS OF TORMENTED SINFUL SOULS WOULD BE QUIETER THEN THAT?!
 * Maud: Well, can you blame them? You just played into the revenge of a chronically-abused pure hippogriff who was rumored to cause disappearances, even if false just made up by him to scare people, given what you did back in Hippogriffinmainia, you just helped him win.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Okay, if you people feel THAT strongly about the blighter, then to Tartarus with him! I'll have him dealt with eventually. Now, we just need to find a way outta... This predicament.
 * Maud: I am the only one here who can breath underwater. Normally I'd ask you to forsake this silly quest of greed, but I don't really care about arguing with you anymore.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Not that anybody can stop us now that the Lodgers and friends are dead as gold. Right, Andrew?
 * Andrew: I may not have eyes, but I saw it myself, on account I made em' that way.
 * Maud: They're not dead. I know when one is dead. Kinda comes from being a rocktologist.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: IT'S GEOLOGIST?! Oh, whatever! Well, in the off chance they are, which I doubt, we'll have gotten the Stone before they arrive. And if they do, we have Andrew.
 * Andrew: And trust me, I RARELY make the same mistake twice.... Or thrice.... Or Quadruple. Or, fifthies. Or-
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Just bloody say you won't make the same mistake again if it's true you even made one to begin with."
 * Andrew: "Uh okay, yeah, I won't screw up again. But I'm at least 999.99.9098% confident that I nailed them."
 * Maud: They have ways around not just trump cards. But since I'm too pitied for you to say no, I'll hesitantly help you so you can learn a rock-hard lesson.... But we do it my way. I hope you have good lungs.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Wait, what- (Maud dived and took Mane-Feathers with her as he puffed his cheeks holding his breath as she searched the pit where the brook was normally found)
 * Maud:... Still the same calcium carbonate and fossilized composition, yet the clay minerals have completely disappeared. (Mane-Feathers muffled in confusion) Clay minerals expand in the presence of moisture. No doubt whatever is holding the Stone had them around to control the flooding of the cave. This might require- (Mane-Feathers was starting to suffocate wildly out of air deprivation)... Oy! (She brought him back to the air pocket as he gasped)
 * Strudel: Well, what did you dig up?
 * Maud: See for yourself... Doctor.
 * Strudel: Wait, first off, I'm not nessersarly a doctor, more of a medic, secondly, wha- (Maud dragged him down)
 * Suckup:... She must hate us so much, she does silly things to us like this. If I were uncultured, I would call her a bi- OUCH!! BUT I WOULD LIKE TO INSIST I WOULDN'T!!
 * (Maud): Well behave yourself regardless.
 * Suckup:... Then I'll refraign from speaking then.
 * Mullet: "Well, at least we're safe up here. (Jewelfish began crawling onto the roof of the air pocket, as Duke Topaz and Squire Ruby showed up)...... Awww, ain't they abunch of cute vermin."
 * Kissup: "Oh they're just Jewelfish, they're very common in caverns. Pay them no mind."
 * Suckup: "Indeed."
 * Duke Topaz: "Actselly, good sirs, we very much would like your attention."
 * The Group were surprised by that!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "......... DID THAT THING JUST TALK?!"
 * Squire Ruby: "That's because we used to be half of what your kind assended from, you cretins! We hoped to show you ourselves as a warning of what happens when you get that stone?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "Squire, let me handle this. (To the Hippogriffs) It's not just that, gentlemen. Our once glorious King has became so attached to the stone, he doesn't even reckindise us as his followers and more like slaves. He has turned those like you who are after the Stone into golden statues he has placed all around the one glorious kingdom of Geo."
 * Andrew: "Now that's my kind of king."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "So what? He's likely a little shrimpy jeweled bug like you pests anyway!"
 * Duke Topaz: "Actselly, we're only like this because of being assusiated with the stone's misuser. King Geo, or, "Geoatoa" as it were, has turned into..... A Gold-Ster."
 * Suckup: "..... Ya mean like, those rare giant golden lobster monsters? But don't they live in volcanos and the like?"
 * Duke Topaz: "Yes, but remember, our king was not a true Goldster. He was once a griffin, but the Stone of Geo, TURNED him, into a goldster because, well honestly, the stone is a bit random of what kind of creature you turned into for misusing it."
 * Kissup: "..... THIS ONLY FURTHER CONFIRMS THAT PERFECTION HAS DUPED YOU?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Aw, relax mates! Goldsters are renowned cowerdly beasts if they hide in volcanos from MERPONIES and SEAPONIES OF ALL THINGS?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "But do not forget that Geoatoa is not a normal Goldster, nor ever was one to begin with. It has also granted him powers to use his eyes to turned would-be stone takers into golden statues, and fire gold-beams that also do the same effect."
 * Andrew: "That's even awesomer!"
 * Squire Ruby: That's not a real word.
 * Andrew: Is to. International Words Council just declared it.
 * Squire Ruby: And that's not a real council. I mean, why would such a council exist?
 * Duke Topaz: Squire, don't respond to the idiot orb like that, it has no idea what it's even saying. We must go now. This place is hardly kind to even us. Please do keep this warning in mind. (They crawled away)
 * Strudel: (Bubbles were seen and the two surfaced as Strudel gasped) Alright, I didn't do much, but from what I could gather on the subject, there's some form of geological zauber that manipulation the presence of the clay minerals beneath. Something is definitely controlling it.
 * Mullet: Well, whose the expert at magic here that has to- (He was dragged underwater by Maud as he gurgled comically in reaction)
 * Strudel: Oh damn, we gotta deal with her bulls***, don't we?
 * Kissup: Yeeeaaah. (Back in the water, the suffocating Mullet and Maud began to examine the reduced clay patches)
 * Maud: Alright, magic expert, and don't think I don't know you know about this because you're a magic enthusiast right down to the magic-themed T-shirt you wear under your shirt. Get moving. (Mullet grumbled as bubbles escaped his nose and he did it until he noticed a glittering golden patch underneath, glubbing in surprise) Bingo. (She struck the patch with her strength and unearthed a golden door with a random 'Hallelujah' choir playing as Mullet surfaced and gasped)
 * Keith: Where's Mau- (He was dragged underwater) Hmmmmphphph!!!
 * Suckup: Okay, now I'm worried.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Get in line, mate.
 * Maud: Okay, Mr. Oh So Scary Keith, I know those silly 3D glasses aren't for show. Mullet says they make you see everything, so use them.
 * Keith: (Gurgling) YOU CRAZY, WOMAN?!
 * Maud: Don't waste your bubbles please, you'll save your energy that way. Now get moving.
 * Keith was forced to comply and get to work while still trying to maintain breath.
 * Maud: Can you explain what you saw without words? (He revealed the hidden locks and he surfaced for breath while Haggis was next) Your turn, Scotty. I saw you pick locks with your claws, and these locks look like something up to griffins... Or perhaps, a hybrid of one. You seem to be a drunk because you're one of the impure hippogriffs that are the result of recent interbreeding and got a little... Misunderstood, so the spell can be easy to trick. Now go on. (He sighed with bubbles as he got to work as the doors opened and the two surfaced and the glows were seen from the air pocket) Alright, idiots. The door is open.
 * Andrew: And you couldn't find it quickly, why?
 * Maud: The clay minerals were created and contained in an absorbent fashion. The clay was made from chemical weathering and feldspar, a part of the basalt composition of most of the igneous rock in Equestrian and Near-Equestrian territory, and the layers were all tafoni formed in honeycomb weathering which provided a limited yet controlled flooding/anti-flooding system. Plus, given the age, the kingdom of Geo weren't the ones who created it. Clearly some aquatic being origin. Sea bee, perhaps. They made homes in tafoni and other honeycomb weathering rock formations. As for the hidden door, it was coated with vermiculite, a non-expanding clay mineral that has the uses necessary to hide the door and is formed by weathering or hydrothermal alteration of biotite or phlogopite, which are both crystalline phyllosilicate minerals found in mica caves like in some sections of this cave besides the apparent granite. The builders of the door hid it with good intelligence and geological-based magic.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: If you're done teaching your 'rocktology' class, the door is open and we're short on time.
 * Maud: Fine. Deep breath. (She dragged them down as they went through the door to find an underwater cave filled with basalt columns like the ones in Seaquestria and Basalt Beach, and walls filled with plagioclase, feldspar, biotite, phlogopite, amphibole, pyroxene, olivine, and other basalt minerals as the group watched in amazement at the sights until they reached an air pocket as they gasped and crawled onto the columnar basalt surface with Maud changing back to a pony)
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (They saw a large subterranean cave full of basalt rock formations, tafonies with Jewelfish inhabiting the holes, and some pits of bubbling molten gold)... Liquid gold pits?! I THOUGHT I DIDN'T DIE AND WENT TO HEAVEN?!
 * Kissup held the Prince back from getting close!
 * Kissup: "SIR, PLEASE?! TOUCH THAT AND YOU MIGHT DIE NOW?!"
 * Suckup: "I do believe this means we're getting closer, then?"
 * Maud: I wouldn't be so jumpy if I were you. The igneous sections seem to stop here, so the hall ahead is showing we're headed for sedimentary sectors, and with smells of mineral springs, there's bound to be hazard-
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Blahdy-Bleedy-Bleh! Quit the geology class, you're boring me. Sianara, intolerable luxury, hello, unlimited luxury. LET'S GET US SOME MONEY, BOYS!! (They ran off doing the same 'money-money-money' gag from earlier as Maud followed unamused as Mane-Feathers was interrupted in the same way again by a geyser blast that burnt the feathers off his head cartoonishly that will be back in the next shot)... OW!
 * Maud: ".... Now will you co-operate?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "...... Ahhh, fine, ya bloody wrench!"
 * Keith: (They saw that the golden castle of Geo was surrounded by a lake of hot spring water infested with thermophilic bacteria, unstable jets of hot steam, and essentially a foggy geothermal wasteland surrounding the castle)... D'OH!!
 * Maud: I tried to tell you. From the looks of it, this spring lake is comparable to the Mammoth Spring Wastes in Yellowhoof. Not only is the bacteria extremely pathological to non-underground dwellers, but the composition of sedimentary chemicals and minerals like lithium, iron, hydrogen sulfide and sulfuric compounds combinded to be putrid and highly toxic, plus the Subterranean Spring Yowies don't take kindly to trespassers.
 * Kissup: (Fearful) The what?
 * Maud: Yetis, Sasquatches, and Yowies are all a part of the same primate category and have all kinds of species. This one dwells in normally-lethal hot springs like this the same way Japanese macaques dwell in average hot springs. To them, thanks to their highly-evolved bodies and immune systems, they can resist the chemicals, heat, and bacteria. To us, it's nothing like the spring spas you can find. (Primates similar to the Yeti in Party Pooped with major differences like being much taller, stronger, and with more noticeable colors including colorful baboon-like butts, were seen)... Amongst other predators. (Giant burning hot sea serpents, Geothermal Cherufes, Geothermal Salamanders, Erumpents and Fire Crabs similar to those in Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them, muscaliets, and firebirds)
 * Andrew:...... Well, shit.
 * Kissup:... (He turns) Oh well, we tried! That stone was likely cursed anyway so let's go back, turn the city back to normal and accept our punish- (Mane-Feathers grabbed his tail) OWWWWWWWW?!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Aw no you don't, you wimp!? WE'RE CROSSING?! (All except Maud gasped)
 * Suckup: All due respect your majusty, but I don't wish to be a fried chicken meal for those beasts!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: We can fly, at twatty chickens!
 * Maud: But I suggest that you try not draw attention to yourselves. Plus, the geyser blasts can knock you out of the air. But don't worry... (She got out some kelp patches)... I have a plan, but it won't be pretty for both us or them.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: (As all except Maud had Seaweed Monster appearances)... You're telling me we're suppose to spook them as seaweed monsters?
 * Maud: Well, you'll actually be dressing as seaweed raiders. They're satyrs from Pana that are nomadic people that have grown used to the harsh environments here and will hunt anything.
 * Haggis: And how will it help when we're not satyrs?
 * Maud:.... Keep in mind that they're unsentient animals. They're incapable to know the difference.
 * Mane-Feathers:... She got you there, Haggis.
 * Haggis: Ah, piss on you!
 * Kissup: "I look silly in this. Did you at least made sure this seaweed was sanatary?"
 * Maud: "The waters in this cavern are realitively clean."
 * Kissup: "...... Define, "Realitively"....."
 * Maud: Like I said, this water is geothermally heated and infested by thermophilic bacteria that has been plagues to subterranean beings. The seaweed is no different. Rotten seaweed can be infested with hydrogen sulfide which, again, is toxic, but I sterilized them as best as I could.
 * Kissup: "THE BEST YOU COULD?! YOU MEAN THESE PLANTS CAN STILL BE HAZORDIOUS TO OUR HEALTH?!"
 * Maud: "Consider it like this. If they were unsterilised, you wouldn't even be conjustus to complain about it."
 * Kissup: "...... Fair enough."
 * Maud: The raiders make sure to do the same when either eating them or wearing them.
 * Suckup: Wait a moment... You can EAT seaweed? I kinda figure that would be something exlusive to merfolk.
 * Maud: It's a common delicacy to aquatic vegetarians, yes. Fish eat algae, which is essentially what seaweed is. Even other vegetarian races can find them delectable.
 * Mane-Feathers: And where will you be while we both make idiots of our bloody selfs and potaintionally get killed?
 * Maud:... Watching your progress.
 * Kissup: Oh, of course! This is just another way to embarrass us for dragging you here, isn't it?
 * Maud: If it works, will it even matter?
 * Kissup: "Now see here, young miss, if me and Suckup had known he learned about that stone from a shady force, we would've been abit more strict on him! We would've never allowed this to occure!"
 * Maud: "Would've he had listened to you if you did?"
 * Suckup: "..... Be honest Kissup, that's kinda a good point."
 * Maud: Just go.
 * Mullet: "Bah, we may as well go along with it. Not like that we have the Admiral around, he would've kicked these critters butts and-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WELL BECAUSE HE BETRAYED US, HE AIN'T HERE?!"
 * Kissup: "Young prince, please, don't get upset over it!"
 * The Group walked across the area as the creatures looked at them.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "(Quietly) So far so good mates, soon enough the critters will be afraid us and-"
 * The Creatures all stared with unimpressed glances and faces that read "Are you kidding me?" looks.
 * Keith: "..... Uhhhh. Are we sure we're suppose to be terrorfying, because they're looking at us like we're being stupid?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... The bloody hell's wrong with you stupid beasts? We're perhaps the most terrorfying lot you see?! We're seaweed raiders of Pandora or whatever!"
 * Springs Yowie: "..... (Suddenly puts on a Monicle and held a sofisicated smoke pipe) First off, I think the word you are looking for is "Pana", and secondly.... Gentlemen, just because we are considered "Wild Animals", doesn't mean we are stupid. We can instictually reckindise the difference between the actual Raiders, and you bunch just making yourselves look like fools, through smells alone. Alchourse, even then, we do acknowledge that the raiders are typically Panaian Saytrs, and not Impure Hippogriffs."
 * The Group made surprised faces!
 * Spiring Yowie: "So, just for insulting our evolutionary intelligence and our evolutionary gifts, I'm afraid each of us here will have to maul you bunch. Now, allow me a second to get into character. (Ahem)..... (ROARS AND SCREECH LIKE AN ACTUAL ANIMAL AS THEY ALL ATTACKED THE HIPPOGRIFFS AS THEY SCREAMED!)"
 * Maud gave a small, but sadistic smile as a voice a repeating "Miss Maud".
 * ???: "Miss Maud, Miss Maud, Miss Maud!"
 * Maud snapped back into reality and saw that the Group were not covered in Seaweed and were still waiting for a means to get across.
 * Kissup: "Your uh, suggestion on how do we get across?"
 * Maud: "...... Sorry, I dosed off in another of my messed up fantasies to what I would do to people I don't like at the moment."
 * Silence.....
 * Suckup: "...... We would consider it best, if you don't share the details on it."
 * Maud: "Fair enough. It's a particularly messed up one anyway."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers:"..... Okay, now I'm afraid of you."
 * Andrew:... Can I gold her now? Judging from that smile, I bet it was a messed up goldable offence!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "NO YOU STUPID FLOUTING GLASS BALL?! We still need her! We have no sense of direction, so she's the best chance we got. Anyway, we already ruled out mimicing Pandorian Raiders-"
 * Kissup/Suckup: "Panaian Raiders."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Yeah that, because we reckinidse that we're not Saytrs and that there's no way these animals with their evolution given advantages would be stupid enough to buy it."
 * Maud: "(Quietly) Darn."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "What was that?"
 * Maud: "In that this way wouldn't work. But don't worry. I have plenty of other ways to get over that."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Does it involve rocks?"
 * Maud: I don't wish to harm with rocks unless I absolutely have to. In fact... I already have a plan. (She looks up to see a colonly of sleeping bat dragons)..... What's your opinion on Bat Dragons?
 * Mane-Feathers:... Oh, TARTARUS, NO!! THOSE BLOODY CREATURES ARE TOO FERAL TO EVEN WANT TO GIVE US A LIFT!! NOT EVEN TO ROYALTY?!
 * Kissup: "Assuming the nasty beasts can even do that!"
 * Maud: Not a lift. That seems pointless. No, I know they are vicious thieves and scavengers that will take the opportunity to stealing a smorgasbord of food. In fact, I happen to smell such a thing right now. (They found a large floating board of food)...
 * Suckup:... A distraction?
 * Maud: Better...
 * Mane-Feathers: (The wildlife were seen sharing the buffet as many of the group minus Maud were scratched and bruised)... WHY DIDN'T YOU TOLD US THE PLAN INVOLVED US BEING HUMILIATED?!
 * Maud: "Intermediate karma."
 * Mane-Feathers: (He growls annoyed and frustraighted) Let's just get in the damned castle! THE SOONER WE GET IN THERE, THE BETTER WE CAN GET THAT STONE?! (They went inside as Ruby and Topaz came out of holes)
 * Ruby:... Well, we did what we could. Now they're on their own."
 * Topaz: "It's a shame too. I was beginning to admire that pony on how she handled those fools."
 * A large shapely pile of wealth was seen as a beautiful glowing ball shape well crafted stone was seen.
 * Maud and the Group arrived.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "(Gasps)..... There it is....... My beautiful stone...... My key to happiness! (Laughs stupidly as he went to it, but Suckup and Kissup held him back!)"
 * Suckup: "Now now, sir.... It might be a bit too convinent..... I.E., A trap."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: ".... Gooooghghhhh. Just when I thought this nightmare was over!.... Okay, Rock Pony! Your turn to risk yer bloody neck now! Get me, me stone?!"
 * Maud: "(Sighs), Fine. But if anything happens to me...... I won't be held respondsable if Pinkie makes you suffer espeically."
 * Maud walked up to the pile and climbed to the top, and gently picked up the stone...
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: ".... Okay, now get the bloody thing over- (He and the others looked scared!)"
 * A Claw was seen rising from the pile and grabbed the still unfazed Muad by the tail, as the pile began to fall, reveiling a giant gold-plated lobster monster with long eye stalks with eyes with golden irises. The Lobster gave a cartoonishly mouthy grin. This, was Geoatoa.
 * Geoatoa: (Russian accent) Well well well now, Comrades? What have we here? (Takes a good look at Maud) If it isn't neighbor Mud Pie from that pretty underground meadow. (Gets sinister) Ya just couldn't avoid staying out of trouble, could you? You got arrested by Impure Hippogriffs, made by spoiled crybaby prince to come over here and steal my stone! (The Prince and his motley crew hid away like cowerds, but Andrew cause he was stupid and dragged into hiding by the Prince), and now here you are in my grip. Guess Topaz and Ruby did very bad job at detering you."
 * Maud: "First, Mr. Geoatoa, it's Maud Pie. Secondly, it's not nessersarly by choice, the Prince forced me into this. He even turned his entire civilization to gold out of a bad temper trandrum and-"
 * Geoatoa: "Do spare me the excuses, pony! Your reasons behind this encounter will soon be irrelevant when I add you to statue collection, (Shows her the many goldifived statues of the many thieves and treasure hunters of virtually every race), For you ain't first time a lesser force tries to take away my stone! Filthy thieves, treasure hunters, pirates, and occational Daring Do wanna-be. Now, (Eyes started to glow in a gold aura as he took the stone back and placed it into his back) Say Farewell, Mud Pie."
 * Maud was slowly turning to gold.
 * Maud: "..... Wait! (Geoatoa stopped at that!)...... Shouldn't you at least offer me a final request?"
 * Geoatoa: ".... And why does pony want that?"
 * Maud: "It would be a bit more proper to do so?"
 * Geoatoa: "..... (Threateningly) If you are trying to get Geoatoa to talk about himself, then I say... (Jovially) You should've asked in first place, comrade!"
 * The Hidden Group were confused by that as the Prince had a "WTF" face?
 * Geoatoa: "But I shall... In pesnya! A pesnya of proudness in the Griffians ancient language!
 * Maud: Russian is Griffin language?
 * Geoatoa: For eons, Da! And, it will be done, with an audience! Rush-Rush, Sha-Sha! (Two Beautiful Golden Scaled Quarray Eels showed up)..... Bring in the Hippogriffs. (The two creatures looked at the cowerdly group's direction as the creatures quickly swooped in and dragged the group in)... AND NOW... S SHOU!! (Russian: ON WITH THE SHOW!)
 * Some Jewelerfish began to play instraments.
 * Rockhoof: (During the middle of the song) HEY, GOLD BISQUE!! (Rockhoof appeared with his shovel)
 * Geoatoa: BY ALICORN GODS!!! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!
 * Rockhoof: At least someone recognizes me. Enough is enough, Geoatoa! Unhand Miss Maud Pie at once!
 * Geoatoa: (He gulps as he did so)
 * Rockhoof: Now let us settle this, pony to goldster! (He lunged as the shovel shattered as the armor was now too tough for it)...
 * Starswirl:... Rockhoof?
 * Rockhoof: I, I could've sworn that his armor couldn't get any stronger since I cut off one of his legs!
 * Maud:... (Monotone) You cut his leg off? (Sees a golden piller fastioned into a pegleg)...... Something tells me you two have history.
 * Geoatoa: (Confidence returning) Oh, da, like you wouldn't believe. (Geoatoa continues the song as Rush-Rush and Sha-Sha fired gold goo that immobilized the other heroes, throwing Maud into a literal rib cage that she burrowed out of before getting an idea involving the glowing algae patches in the bubbling spring water)
 * Somnambula: (As Rockhoof was almost a gold statue) ROCKHOOF!!
 * Maud: Hey! (She got Geoatoa's attention)... I have something shiny for you. (She shows what looked like a giant green gemstone)
 * Geoatoa:... BY MAMMON'S BEARD!!! THAT'S THE BIGGEST IZUMRUD I'VE EVER SEEN!!! MINE! MINE-MINE-MINE-MINE-MIIINEEE!!!! (He chased Maud) YOUR STUBBY LEGS CAN'T SAVE YOU FOREVER!! (Maud fell as the 'emerald' fell in hot spring water) YEEEEESSSSS!!! (He splashed in going after it as the hot water scared off the Jewelfish and allowed everyone to retreat with the Stone) YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA- (The emerald was actually a different kind of rock) I, ugh, I see, she's taking an enstatite rock, and covering it in... Bioluminescent algae, AS A DIVERSION?! (He saw them escaping) O NIET, NIET! (Russian: OH NO YOU DON'T!)
 * Mr. Krabs: CRAZY GOLDEN LOBSTER MONSTER INCOMING!!!!
 * Geoatoa: GIMME BACK MY STONE, MISFIT CLOWNS!!!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WET YOURSELVES AND RUN?!"
 * The Jewelfish see this unfold, with the Duke and Squire surprised of the defelupting events, as when the heroes and the Prince's group ran out, the entire wildlife began to ran off, knowing that Geoatoa was charging forth as the gate of the castle was trashed apawn his exiting!
 * Geoatoa: "IN UNDERGROUND LAIR, GEOATOA GOLDS YOU?! (BEGINS FIRING GOLD BEAMS!)"
 * Icky: "I'M CONFLICTED TO LIKE THAT CLASSIC "IN SOVIET RUSSIA" OR TO QUESTION THAT IT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE?!"
 * Skipper: "WORRY MORE ABOUT MAKING YOU DO NOT END UP BEING TURNED INTO A 14 CARROT CUT IDIOT BY A GIANT LUXERY SEAFOOD DINNER COMMIE?!"
 * Geoatoa: (He plowed through obstacles chasing them down) COME BACK HERE!!
 * Lord Shen: (He fired a cannon at him as it disorientated him)
 * Geoatoa: DYAAAHHHH!!! (The heroes retreated into the underwater cave)... GRRRRGH!!! NOBODY TAKES MY STONE AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!! (He continued pursuing them)
 * Kissup: (The hippogriffs were given bubble helmets to breath) "YOUNG PRINCE, THIS WAS A TERRORABLE IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: I KNOW IT'S A ROUGH ROAD TO RICHES, DON'T RUB IT IN!!!
 * Geoatoa: MY STONE!!!! (He continued plowing through obstacles trying to catch them)
 * Maud: (They reached her still-flooded home as Applejack switched briefly back to a pony and bucked the rocks and caved Geoatoa back in)... You sure that'll hold him in?
 * Applejack: (Shifting back to a seapony) It better. We don't need no overgrown golden lobster terrorizing Equestria just for that cursed stone.
 * Rockhoof: (As Starswirl, who had a bubble helmet with his Pillars, magically fixed Rockhoof's shovel) Indeed. The Stone has already destroyed his mind, so depriving him of the Stone won't do anything. We must get the Stone to Canterlot for safe-keeping.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: OH, BLOODY HELL NO! WE FOUND IT! FINDERS KEEPERS!! I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ANDREW TO MAKE THIS INCONVENIENT!!!
 * Andrew: As much as I like the concept of that given that I do not have a proper moral compuss, I'm too pre-occupied with how YOU GUYS AREN'T GOLD STATUES?!
 * Merlin: We changed our pigment to gold and pretended to be petrified.
 * Andrew:..... Huh. I kinda liked that about you guys. Your unpredictable like me. That's waaaaaaay more exciting then the royal brat over here.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "DON'T PHRASE THEM, YOU STUPID BALL?!"
 * Andrew: "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCEY, FOR HAVING A WILL OF MY OWN?!"
 * Twilight stares with a confident smile in realising that it's clear that the Prince's relationship with Andrew is on it's way to be concluded.
 * Starswirl: Enough nonsense! If you don't hand over the Stone right now, we'll have to take it by force and turn you in.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: Andrew?
 * Andrew: Now wait up! They might just pull that trick again before I can even fire! I may be without a moral compuss, but I'm not stupid.... Well, at least 50% not stupid, I admit that I'm not freaking genius but-
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "YOU BETTER NOT BE DOING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW, YOU STUPID ORB?! WHEN I SAY SOMETHING, I EXPECT IT TO BE DONE?!"
 * Andrew: "I'm just saying that-"
 * Geoatoa: (He plowed through the barricade) OH YEAH!!!!
 * Icky: AW COME ON, HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT REFERENCE?!?
 * Geoatoa: What reference?
 * Icky:... Okay, guess that one's on me. SWIM FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!!!!
 * The Group retreated from Geoatoa as the Golden Quarrays joined in as well!
 * Geoatoa: "RUSH-RUSH?! SHA-SHA?!"
 * The Golden Quarrays flew into the walls and began to try and nab the heroes from holes at every second!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "DAMN IT ANDREW, WHY CAN'T YA JUST TURN THE BLOODY MONSTERS TO GOLD?!"
 * Andrew: "Well, tecnecally, they're allready gold, so, it be like a gorgon trying to stoneify a stone golum, it, might not work?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT MIGHT NOT WORK!?"
 * Rockhoof: "He means that Geo is protected from being turned to gold in the fact that he is already gold! And he bares an automatic ammunity from simular versons of powers he already has! And his pets are protect from such powers as well?!"
 * Andrew: "Actselly, yeah, pretty much that."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... YOU USELESS MISTAKE OF INVESTMENT?!"
 * Andrew: "HEY NOW, I KNOW THAT I MAY BE A DEFECT, BUT AT LEAST I WAS HONEST TO YOU ABOUT ME BEING A DEFECT?! AND AT LEAST I WARNED YA THAT I'M PRETTY MUCH USELESS TO THIS SITUATION?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "I WASTED HALF A BLOODY FORTUNE ON YOUR WORTHLESS ARSE?! YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO BE MY INSURENCE TO PREVENT AN EASY RUINING ONTO ME BY THESE SAPS?!"
 * Andrew: "OH YA KNOW WHAT?! HOW'S ABOUT I BE EVEN MORE HONEST ON THAT?! I ACTSELLY CAN'T EXPLOUDE?! I'M SO DEFECTED THAT I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT?! HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES, PRINCEY?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WHAT?! BUT THAT GRIFFIN MAFIA BLOKE SAID YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
 * Andrew: "And since when has the Mafia ever been honest, buddy?"
 * Starswirl: "...... THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOUR THREATS ARE TRUELY EMPTY?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "LOOK AT WHAT YOU DONE, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF JUNK?!"
 * Andrew: "I mean, look, I may wish that I can to end my miserable existence, but honestly, I'm just a defected mess that this Mafia Griffin called, "Leroy the Con" I think, wanted to sell to some stupid sap like you so he can get rich off from an otherwise pretty defected weapon."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "(He is filled with strained anger right now!)"
 * Suckup: "Young prince, please, we can always ask for a refund when we get out of here-"
 * Andrew: "Oh, and I almost forgot! Leroy doesn't believe in refunds! Ever!"
 * The Prince screamed so loud that he was causing a cave-in that forced Geoatoa and the Golden Quarrays to take cover!
 * The Heroes with Andrew ended up seperating from Maud and the Hippogriff group, as the faultering Hippogriffs made it outside!
 * The Heroes were left trapped in the in-caving caverns.
 * Keith: "...... Dude, I think we lost Andrew."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "GOOD?! HE WAS A WASTE OF SPACE ANYWAY?! Not that it matters anymore?! I finally have my stone! (Laughs maniacly)!"
 * Maud: ".... Okay, fine. You have your stone. Your free to destroy yourself all you want. Now just let me free my sister and her friends please."
 * Kissup: "Actselly, your majusty, you may as well do such, because, you have the stone now, you may as well let Miss Maud go now."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... NO?!"
 * Maud: ".... What?"
 * Mane-Feathers' followers: "WHAT?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "YOUR SERIOUSLY THINKING THAT I SHOULD JUST LET HER GO AFTER ALL THAT SHIT SHE PUT US THROUGH?! AND TO FREE THOSE BLIGHTERS, NO LESS?! NOBODY TORTURES US LIKE A BULLY AND EXPECTS TO BE LET OFF SCOTT FREE! ABSOLUTELY NOT! I AM GONNA THROW HER INTO THE ROYAL DUNGUINS FOR LIFE!! THEN WE'LL DO FAR WORSE THAN WHAT SHE DID TO US!!"
 * Suckup: "But-but-but-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "NO BUTS, BUTTWIPE!! Now grab the horse and let's get going?!"
 * The Prince's Followers were forced to give in and take Maud with them as they fly back.

Chapter 5: Geoatoa On The Loose/A Prince's Greed-Spree
Caved in Cavern. Impure Hippogriff Castle. Throwneroom. Kratos. Futurasia. Accord. Dragon Realms New York. Even the entirey of the AUU. Galactic Federation. The Hippogriff Castle. The Skies.
 * The Trapped Heroes and Andrew were seen.
 * Perfection: "........ NOW LOOK WHERE YOU PEOPLE HAVE GOTTEN ME!! We're trapped!!"
 * Starlight: "We have magic, we can just either teleport or reverse the cave-in."
 * Perfection: "AND WHAT GOOD WILL THAT DO?! The Prince CLEARLY HAS THE STONE NOW, AND YOUR LITTLE FRIEND?!"
 * Andrew: "Well hey, at least we kept Geoatoa down. (Temors were heard, as it was seen that Geoatoa and the Golden Quarrays are digging themselves out of the cave-in and are digging torwords the surface)..... Onnnnnnnnnnnnnn the other hand........"
 * Rockhoof: "Blast! We need to get out of here and warn Equestia of this!"
 * Perfection: "Why bother? That stone will destroy that stupid prince anyway. And Geoatoa will destroy the rest. Afterwords, he'll just go back to his kingdom with the stone and be like nothing happened."
 * Andrew: "Uhhhh. That's, the thing. Remember how Hippogriffinmaina was turned into gold? Well, he could use the stone to drag the entire kingdom with him to keep. That could further result in the undoing of the Impure Hippogriffs."
 * Perfection: "Oh, even better, I suppose."
 * Homer: ".... Actselly, Perfection... I heard when visiting the hospital that your sister was planning to visit with comfirmation that she was being healed of her mind disorganisation by a very talented Pure Hippogriff healer from Seaquestria and wanted to ask you to forgive Fowl so you can be convinced to free him.
 * Perfection was surprised!
 * Perfection: "..... MY SISTER WAS THERE?! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?!"
 * Claw-Hoof: "The King and Queen hoped to have it as a surprise come this Hearth's Warming, giving you a chance to reconsider your idiotic behavior. It was mainly the queen's doing, granted, but the King was going to approve it out of the fact it wasn't good for tourism to have a "Pure" be tormented routinely by the locals. She was staying in the royal chambers, of which was likely turned to gold."
 * Andrew: "Oh yeah, I totally remember turning this retarded looking bitch into gold when she got excited to the Lougers like a freaking man-child, (Scoffs) Ya should've seen the look on her face! She made a hilariously derpy expression!"
 * Icky: "MAN, DO YOU NEED A MORAL COMPASS OR WHAT?!"
 * Perfection was snapped out of his blind hate in discovering that he harmed his sister.......
 * Perfection: "... What... What have I done?"
 * Gazelle: "You pretty much made the same mistake as Fowl did. You trusted some rogues to carry out a plan of yours, and it harmed the very person you wanted to avenge. And now, if Geoatoa has his way, he will take away everything in the kingdom back with him, likely even your sister! Just another trinket for that walking dark tragedy to put into his collection and brag about. But, I hope getting revenge on the entire race over something that other rogues did with a confused hybrid, was worth it."
 * Perfection started to cry.
 * Perfection: "IT'S NOT?! IT'S NOT?! I NEVER, I NEVER MEANT TO..... (Cries uncontrolably)!?"
 * Perfection falls down, crying his eyes out.
 * Fluttershy: "Awwww, you poor thing."
 * Claw-Hoof: "Let him pacify by himself. Our smothering will only upset him. Even with his realization."
 * Andrew: "Hey, Perfecto, if ya want, I can totally put ya out of your misery, and-"
 * Starlight: "Okay! (Levitates Andrew over to them) It's time to defect this morally defected orb!"
 * Andrew: "Wait-wait-wait-what're guys gonna do to me?! If ya break me, ya might lose yer chances to fix that city?!"
 * Starswirl: "Oh don't worry. We acknowledge this. We would like to purify the corrupt Storm Clan magic within you, however."
 * Andrew: "But I'm pretty much nothing BUT Storm Clan magic, won't a purification attempt kill me?!"
 * Starswirl: "Not if it's done right."
 * Andrew: "...... How are you guys not wanting to destroy me? Didn't I tried to screw you guys over a while back?"
 * Soothsayer: "You said so yourself. You are a flawwed product of dark minds, and you are plauged by desires of self-destruction and lacking of a sense of morality."
 * Boss Wolf: Given you're a talking magic bomb, we're not really surprised.
 * Soothsayer: Yes, and you were only following the orders of a spoiled prince. Is is truely our place to put judgement on you?"
 * Andrew: "Well, it's just, I didn't exactly object to him ya know, and-"
 * Icky: "You also admited that your half stupid, so.... Ya know. Alot of that could be done out of that."
 * Stone Cut: "... No one, is ever gonna believe me when I come back to the universeity."
 * Pinkie: Nope! So..... What do we do now?
 * ???: (Perhaps we can be of some assistance. (Sea bees came out along with Topaz and Ruby)
 * Fluttershy: Oh my gosh! Sea bees!
 * Duke Topaz: We thought we'd help you given you technically freed us from Geoatoa, well in that you got seperated from the stone and mostly neutered his powers, the jewelfish will be able to get our own lives.
 * Icky: "But what about these guys?"
 * Duke Topaz: "Well we had figured he would come back should he regain his stone, so, we now aim to make his absince more, periment."
 * Boss Wolf: "Wasn't he your king?"
 * Duke: "Correction. Lord Geo, was. Geoatoa is but an exaggerated cursed vessel of Lord Geo's over-zealious ambitions destroying him. We prefer to only remember the real Geo in memory. And that starts with making sure Geoatoa doesn't come back to enslaving us. Now, to answer the question about the sea bees....Turns out, sea bees still live down here, albeit, far deeper then us."
 * Sea Bee Queen: Well, there's actually more to our assistance than simply freeing these victims. You recall Miss Maud Pie telling you that the caves used to be sea caves? Well, that was during a time when the sea stretched further into this land than today when the sea levels were higher. During the time when the kraken despot Squirk ruled both land and sea with his Flashstone. Didn't help that one of ours betrayed us and became his advisor under mysterious circumstances, because otherwise that individual had no evil tendingcies. We either suspect Squirk managed to poison his mind with the stone, or something grimer was behind it. During those days we went in hiding. Caves like this were built as sanctuaries. Though when the seaponies defeated Squirk and split the Flashstone in half, we had to go into the deeper aquifers when the sea levels shrunk. We ARE crustaceans, but we do need to be hydrated. We formed our own community down here, as the tafonies serve as our homes and places where we make jelly, and as for Geoatoa? Not only is he not even a real gold-ster, he has a bad habit of wrecking our homes just for the gems and treasury. He was a greedy insurance nightmare for the workers AND knights. He crushes us and steals whatever wealth we pick up. We could use the assistance.
 * Shrek: Well luckly for you, stoping that nightmare from Red Lobster is on our to-do list! We'll take care of that for you then.
 * Queen Sea Bee: Splendid!
 * Squire Ruby: OH, THANK OUR GODS, WE'RE FINALLY GETTING OUT OF THIS GEOTHERMAL HELL!!! WE'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH OUR SLAVERY FOR MAMMON KNOWS HOW LONG!!!
 * Duke Topaz: Calm yourself, Ruby! We just need to get started.
 * Queen Sea Bee: We have a secret tunnel hatch in our subterranean village. There's a way back to the surface from there so you can finish the job. Though I suggest we hurry up. Though Geoatoa even at his fastest speed would take him awhile to reach the Impure Hippogriff city, it's the fool with his stone that worries me more."
 * Maud was tossed into the cell.
 * Maud: "...... Why must you do this?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Well if it wasn't obvious enough..... I am just a bloke, who really loves money! SING IT BOYS?!"
 * Kissup: "Oh not again!"
 * Suckup: "Just encourage him, he has a long day and he'll force us into it anyway."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "AND NOT JUST NORMAL MONEY?! LOADSAMONEY?!"
 * Maud: "..... That has to be the most memetastic song ever included here."
 * Kissup: "..... Sire, you do know your basicly limited to all the wealth in Equestia, correct?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "That's why I hired a speicalisest to enhance it so I can get me hands on alien wealth! This guy said he's great and powerful!"
 * A figure ended up sliding against the goldifived floors of the castle and crashed into something!
 * The Group looked to see an aqua blue stallion with a swirling golden-brown and mahogany mane and tail similar to Trixie, but masculine, has three moonstones as a cutie mark, and a Trixie-Starswirl costume.
 * Pony: "(Dased) Behold, it is I, The Great and Powerful Maxie!"
 * Kissup: ".... This, is your stone enhancer?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... Hey the bloke's more talented then his yutsy entrance, and the fact that his family is not very famous, especially since he has to support his little sister and parents."
 * Maxie came through and got up.
 * Maxie: "I, the great and powerful Maxie, am your average friendly neightberhood freelance enhancer! I can make anything stronger, better, and newer. For a price."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Hey, there you are Maxie. Now that your here, I'll give you half of me family's fortune if you can enhance this stone. It'll give your family a needed break from the banks' ramblings and bills."
 * Maxie: "Let Maxie see.... Ohhhh! That's the Stone of Geo! No wonder your so generious with your family's wealth. But something this complex needs, a ritual to be properly set up. This is likely a very complex thing to enhance. Also, did you at least make sure the curse was out of the way?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "An extra slice of me family fortune says you don't believe in curses!"
 * Maxie: "Then again, Maxie ain't much for superstition. (Quietly) Espeically when I'll be long gone before that curse takes effect and I'll become rich enough to help my family out of that ever so unfortunate bind. (Openly) I'll just go to the throwne room for the best asmosphere and get the entire thing ready. (Walks off and saw Maud)..... Hey, wait! Aren't you Maud? My cousin Trixie told me about you- (The Prince holds a crossbow to Maxie's face)..... Yeep!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "All slices of me family's fortune, AND YER LIFE, says that you don't know this pony?!"
 * Maxie: "(Gulp)..... I, was just messing with you! First time I ever seen that pony! (Nerviously laughs)"
 * Maud:... Really? I saw you with Gem during one of my studies at your hometown, and I helped you find a magical moonstone.
 * Maxie: Nope! Maxentius Moonstone had just found that moonstone by himself. (To Maud Quietly) I'm sorry Maud, but both my life AND my family depend on this guy's money, and not getting killed! Just please promise me you tell Cousin Trixie to take it easy on me! You know how angery she gets at me....
 * Maud: ".... My mistake. I mistook you for someone else. (She gave a wink and a small smile to Maxie, indicating that she understands.)"
 * Maxie: ".... Whew.... I mean, I'm glad we cleared up this confusion."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "..... That's better. NOW GET TO WORK, YOU BLIGHTER?! GET THE RITUAL READY?!"
 * Maxie ran off to do what he was asked to do!
 * Kissup: "OH LOVELY?! YOU HIRED SOMEONE WHO IS THE COUSIN OF ONE OF THE LOUGERS?! Your very luckly he was too cowerdly to call you out on your behavior or else you would've lost an enhancer?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Okay, if you are going to be such prisses, then I want ALL OF YOU LOT to babysit the pony while I get attend to my enhancement ceramony!"
 * Kissup: "..... (Defeated) If that's what it has come to, then fine. I hope it ends up worth it in the end."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "When money's involved..... (Holds the stone closer to him) It's, always, worth it! (The Stone glowed an un-easy color, to the concern of his followers, but the Prince paid it no mind as he leaves.)"
 * Maud: "..... You guys realise that the stone reckindises it is in unfit hands. It wasn't even used yet, and already he's in danger of triggering the curse. And worse off, he dragged and threaten a family member of the Lougers into this. Trixie no less, who has good connections with Twilight and Starlight. This would end very bad for you guys one way or the other."
 * Suckup: "Yes, but, what can we really do? Even without Andrew, the Prince will not be very forgiving!"
 * Maskbeak: "(Muffled) (Well you know what?) (Procceeds to remove mask, reveiling to be a girl, to the surprise of the personal guards but not Suckup and Kissup) (Normally) I'm sick of it!"
 * Keith: "WHAAAA!? MASKBEAK, YOUR, A CHICK?!"
 * Maskbeak: "..... And that's a surprise, why?"
 * Haggis: "We thought all you had down in the netherlands was sausage, if you catched my drift?!"
 * Maskbeak: "..... You guys seriously thought I was a boy?"
 * Mullet: "Well, that mask is very masicline looking, so....."
 * Kissup: "Admitingly, when she opened her mask to us when she came to us about the departure on that nightmarish trip, we were surprised about her true gender as well."
 * Maud: "..... Boulder said, "What a Twist"."
 * Maskbeak: "Ya know guys, I was about to speak an inspiring speech on how we should put the prince in his place, but you ruined the moment by actselly being surprised by my gender."
 * The Group ended up arguing as Maud rolled her eyes while still maintaining her same deadpan expression.
 * The Stone of Geo was placed in the center of the ritual.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Is the ritual ready?"
 * Maxie: "Ready? Pheh! Ready is an understatement! (Went right ahead with the ritual and zapped the stone, making it's capabilities stronger then already!) It was already done before it even started!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "(Laughs!) Bloody brillient! (Swooped in and gets the stone!) The Royal Treasurey's East of the castle! You can go ahead and have that pocket change! BECUASE I AM GONNA START MY OWN WEALTH SYSTEM, IN THE NEW KINGDOM OF HIPPOGRIFFINMAINIA?!"
 * Maxie: "(Quietly) At least until the curse kicks in. (Openly) I leave you to your enjoyment, your greatness. (Teleports off)."
 * The Prince began to summor portals, not just throughout all of the lands of Equestia, but of other worlds as well.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "HERE COMES THE MONEY?!"
 * The Banks in Kratos is seeing their wealth being sucked up into a large portal, as well as all of the wealthy superiors!
 * Algor saw this!
 * Algor: "IT'S A CASHPENDIC?!"
 * The same was happening!
 * Futter: "A CASH-TASTERFY?!"
 * The rich residents began to panic as their money was getting sucked off!
 * Mayor: "IT'S A CASHPOCALYSE?!"
 * All of the wealth and Tri-corn's expendsive statues are being sucked in!
 * Tri-Corn: "THE TAX PAYER DOLLERS?! AND EVERY SINGLE EXPENDSIVE STATUE OF MY LEGACY?! IT'S BEING STOLEN FROM US?!"
 * Portals are seen in just about every civilised AUU world.
 * The Heroes Act see this, shocked and awe-struck......
 * Galeno was seen panicing!
 * Galeno: "(This video)"
 * Xandy: "THAT, LOOKS, WAAAAAAAAAAAY BEYOND OUR CAPABILITY?!"
 * Magnum: "I sense that all that wealth is heading torwords the Lougers' United Universes."
 * Warson: "Then..... Our only hope is that they stop whatever is occuring. Because what this unknown madman doing is an economic nightmare waiting to happen, and I worry it's not just our universes going through this?!"
 * The Grand Council Woman came in enraged!
 * Grand Council Woman: "WHERE IS THE SHORCE OF THIS MADNESS?!"
 * Galactic aliens are seen in utter choas as worlds are seen their wealth being sucked up!
 * Alien: "We have pinpointed the portals to one location...... Equestria."
 * Grand Council Woman: "..... Of course. Any magic interfearence always includes that world. Are the Lougers avaluable?"
 * Gantu: "Our readings say they were already present in the world."
 * Grand Council Woman: "...... Then the best we can do is wait for the Lougers to make good work on this, or else this will become an economic nightmare!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers was laughing maniacly!
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "I'M GONNA BE RICH?! (Was seen slowly turning into a dragon) (Deepen voice) RICH, DO YOU BLOODY HEAR ME?! (Laughs maniacly as he started to sound more monsterious!)"
 * Pissed off Griffins and Dragons are seen flying across the guys as they were following their stolen loot heading torwords the Impure Hippogriff kingdoms!
 * Griffin: IM'A GONNA KILL THIS THIEF AND DANCE ON HIS CORPSE!!!
 * Dragon: I'MA GONNA WATCH HIM DANCE LIKE A KID WHO NEEDS A POTTY WHEN I INCINERATE HIS ASS!!
 * Ember and the dragon elite arrived and hold off the attackers!
 * Ember: "ALL OF YOU COOL IT?! Before we go in there and barged it, let's consider on who we are posability dealing with here!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO CALM DOWN, DRAGON?! This thief pretty much stole from us?! We griffins barely have any gold left as it is when the Idol of Boreas remains lost! Our comunities litterally can't survive this pandemic?!"
 * Basil: "YOU THINK YOU BIRD-FELINES HAVE IT BAD?! MY HOARDE WAS TAKEN FROM ME RIGHT UNDER MY NOSE, WHEN I WAS SLEEPING?!"
 * Reginald: "Same here?! So it's all the more reason that we should attack that city and ruin it!?"
 * Ember: "Oh really, Reginald? Have you noticed that this city is more golden then it used to?"
 * The Mob saw that....
 * Reginald: "..... So what? Were they attacked by Goldgons then?"
 * Basil: "Those nasty gold-making gorgons? I hope not!"
 * Ember: "What if this is something worse then that!"
 * Grampa Gruff: "Oh what, is a giant dragon-like monster argueably the size of Magmatacus gonna pop out of that castle-"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers, turning into exactly that, but with a head like King Gidorah and covered in beautiful golden scales that have shines of rainbows, breaks out of the castle laughing as the stone was getting him more gold!
 * Grampa Gruff: "GREAT GRIFFINMAINIA?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "(LAUGHS MONSTERIOUSLY)?! I FEEL LARGER THEN LIFE?!"
 * Tooth: "MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE!"
 * Ember and Her Elite: "TOOTH?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "OY?! WHAT'RE YOU BUNCH DOING HERE?! And..... Why, are you all suddenly smaller?"
 * Ember: "(Saws that he was holding the Stone of Geo and gasped)...... YOU ARE ALREADY HOLDING THE ANSWER, YOU CRAZY JERK?!"
 * Grampa Gruff: "Oh no..... YOU DIDN'T?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN?!"
 * Basil: "....... Have you try, (Gulp).... Looking at a relfective surface?"
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "Okay, but I don't see the point- (Looks at the relfective city and gasps with a yelp!) WHAT IN THE BLOODY...... I DON'T REMEMBER BEING THIS?!"
 * Laughter was heard.
 * The Dragons and the Griffins got out of the way of the Golden Quarrays as they roared, as Geoatoa arrived.
 * Geoatoa: "That, would be the stone's gift to you, comrade. I misused stone as Lord Geo, and this happened. You, have become perfection encarnate, comrade."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "I, I, I DIDN'T WANTED TO BECOME THIS?! I JUST WANTED TO GET MONEY?!"
 * Geoatoa: "So did I, but the stone, proves to have a malitious sense of humor."
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: "...... YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AND DIDN'T WARN ME?!"
 * Geoatoa: "Didn't need to, comrade. I figured you already knew about it prior and didn't cared."
 * The Prince realised the many repeated warnings he shrugged off and now has paid for it.
 * Geoatoa: ".... (Laughs), It finally came through, eh? Well, guess what comrade, in 24 hours, these changes become periment unless pure heart redistributes money magic. Hence why I am here to recollect my stone and prevent that from happening. I will have to defeat and end you comrade, because they're is only room for one giant gold monster, and it's me! But I'll make sure you'll be great centerpiece for my castle! And I'll take very good care of your illgotten forture while I'm at it, and the kingdom, because, let's be frank comrade, you won't be able to keep it DEAD! (Laughs maniacly!)"
 * The Prince Growled as he began to magicly grow extra heads.
 * Prince Mane-Feathers: ".... (Even more Monsterious as the heads speak in unison) NO ONE, TOUCHES, MY, WEALTH?! (GIVES A KING GIDORAH ROAR AND CHARGES!)"
 * Geoatoa: "OH HO HO! IN ANICHENT GRIFFINMAINIA, GEOATOA FIGHTS YOU?! (He charges as well as the duo have a tiantic battle for supremracy!)"
 * Drakesis and his family, along with Torch arrived.
 * Torch: "..... Am I seeing things, or do I see the second coming of the mighty Goldfang fighting a Gold-Ster?"
 * Drakesis: "This is no deludion! But, what madness IS THIS?!"