Twilight, Spike, Taiku and Alice Save The Guardians

Twilight, Spike, Taiku and Alice Save the Guardians is the 35th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. It's Christmas once again in the UUniverses, and the Lodgers and Mane Six, with addition to a reformed Starlight Glimmer under extreme nervious pressure due to the Unicorn Council on the verge to eventally discover her misdoings, and some familiar faces from Dragon Realms' Santa's land, are joined by some visitors from some old friends from Twilight and Taiku's past and spend Christmas Time in Equestria. With all the excitement, the Lodgers began to ask what had occurred when Twilight and Taiku were exiled to supposedly the Frozen North of Equestria, when really they were exiled to a world where some familiar friends of Celestia's lived. So, upon being asked about the times where Twilight mentioned the many times she encountered Pitch Black and the Guardians of Childhood by Kairi and Jack Frost, Twilight decides to finally tell them what happened in between the climax of Magic University when they were banished in the Rise of the Guardians Arctic long before the events of their movie. With Twilight, Taiku, Celestia, Spike, and Alice banished there, Taiku and Twilight have started fighting with each other, and Celestia reminds them that they have to find out how to get back home. But it seems that they're not going anywhere. They seem to figure out they're not in the Equestrian Arctic like they thought since Twilight just had a horrible nightmare. Celestia reveals that she knows some friends here, and they find Santa's Workshop a few days later, and go there for some warmth. They meet up with the Guardians of Childhood, but Celestia finds out that they're not what she recognizes them to be. It seems that a curse had been placed on the North Pole by an evil ice wizard called Cold Heart the Sadistic who has teamed up with Pitch Black the Boogeyman. Now, Santa (Nicholas St. North) is weak and sick, the yetis are suddenly vicious and have to be locked up, and the reindeer become jerks. Celestia introduces her group to the rest of the Guardians of Childhood: The Easter Bunny (E. Aster Bunnymund), The Tooth Fairy (Toothianna), Cupid (St. Eros Heart), and the Sandman (Sandy), who protect the worlds and the childern who believe in them from evil greater than even the Darkspawn themselves. With Pitch and Cold-Heart intending to bring the Guardians' homes into a devastating Ice Age, Twilight and Taiku are going to have to settle their differences so they and their friends can save this world and get back home, especially with the help of some innocent lives that Cold-Heart has hurt named Stan the Arctic Fox, Jeremy the Polar Bear, Blizzardflake, Duke the Caribou, Olaf the Mountain Dwarf, and Stewart the Snowman. But Twilight and Taiku's arguing end up complicating things, and Toothianna and Bunnymund's homes have already been covered in ice and snow. Pitch Black even manages to use Twilight's hatred for Taiku to his advantage, and tricks her into making a mistake that drives her away from her own friends and leaves for Antarctica. After Pitch provokes Twilight into breaking her own horn with black magic, she is left with no hope until she meets Otis and Milo, a duo similar to Tip and Dash from The Little Mermaid II, who decide to help her get her confidence back and gain the courage to stand up to Pitch Black and Cold-Heart. But in order to do it, Twilight must conquer the fears that Pitch Black has wreaked on her mind through Midnight Fate's occlumency lessons, and she must learn to accept Taiku's company. Plus, Haku, Shining Armor, and Cadance have followed them to the Rise of the Guardians Arctic in order to save them, but how will they even survive the harsh winters that Cold-Heart is throwing at them?

Chapter 1: Christmas To Come/Curiosities at their Peaks
Equestria

(This song plays as the ponies decorated for Christmas and it was all seen by the flying Lodger Van) The Map Room. Starlight started to sing this as she began to reflect on her past, from her life with Sunburst, to her mistakes and eventall redemption, and what may likely be her following fate.
 * Icky: (As they flew from their van) "..... Ok, what is WITH these ponies and musicals?"
 * Sandy: "Christmas pretty much always gives a song to your heart."
 * Viper: "Even my uncle did it once back when he couldn't stand Christmas. Which felt.... weird."
 * Starlight was seen watching from the window and sighed sadly.
 * Starlight: "...... Why must it always be me.... I finally get to celebrate a holiday with new friends in the longest time, yet.... It garrinties to be empty soon once it's all over. (Starlight leaves)."
 * Starlight was seen in it as music started to play
 * Starlight: ".... Christmas, is suppose to bring out the good in ponies, to make them forgive and forget.... Why, hasn't it happened to those Council Ponies?"
 * Starlight started to wimper as Mange and Cupid were watching in.
 * Starlight: "Why couldn't they understand that I changed now. I'm not the pony I was anymore.... Why can't they understand?"

Outside Twilight's Castle Inside Castle Elsewhere.
 * Starlight started to cry and Cupid and Mange comferted her.
 * Starlight: ".... Mange, Cupid.... I missed you two.... What..... What am I gonna do?"
 * Starlight hugged her reunited pets and continued sobbing.
 * A familier force looked apawn her sadingly.
 * ???: "(Quietly).... My little Star."
 * The force left.
 * Twilight's voice: "Starlight?" (Twilight appeared with Spike, and Starlight toughened up)
 * Starlight:...Yes, Twilight?
 * Twilight: I just wanted to let you know that the Lodgers are here. They've even brought some old faces from THEIR world's Santa's land.
 * Starlight:...A world dominated by dragons...actually has it's own Santa?
 * Twilight: Indeed. Christmas is a holiday that gets around like wildfire.
 * Starlight: What about the other friends you told me about?
 * Twilight: They're still on their way. But until they get here, why don't you get to know the Lodgers' Christmas allies?
 * Spike: Yeah. I'd like to see what they've been up to since our last Christmas. Maybe Alfred and Grace got engaged.
 * Twilight:...They actually did.
 * Spike: Really?
 * Twilight: Yeah, and not just that, but Grace is pregnant.
 * Spike:...Are you sure those elves can take time off at the time when they're supposed to be doing their jobs?
 * Twilight: Elves can be exchanged just as much as reindeer can. Let's just head outside and greet them.
 * Alfred: (The Lodgers and Kairi came out, and Alfred came out as well) Now, honey, be careful when you go down the stairs.
 * Grace: (Appears pregnant) Oh, Alfred, you worry too much. Our babies aren't going to be hurt by a simple walk down the stairs.
 * Alfred: I'm just saying not to trip and fall. I know how fast you are when you go up and down stairs. Sometimes you end up falling.
 * Grace: (Giggles) Oh, come on, you are overreacting. (She makes it)...Whew!...I admit, being pregnant has it's advantages and disadvantages. My flexibility is limited now.
 * Teddy: (He and Dougie arrived and Teddy was teary-eyed) Oh, our friend is going to be a father soon! *Sniff*...They grew up so fast.
 * ???: Guys, guys, can you stop stalling and move so we can get out? (Ginger, Vulcan, Venus, Mime-Me, South Wind, and Copperfang arrived from out of the van)
 * Vulcan: (Takes deep breath) It sure was nice of father to let us come here, right, Venus?
 * Venus: (Nods 'yes')
 * Grace:... She STILL can't talk?
 * Venus: OH, OF COURSE I CAN! (Laughs) I didn't forget about the present you gave me last year. Thanks for giving me the ability to speak, by the way. The nodding thing was just a habit that's having a hard time to die."
 * Alfred: Not a problem. Now let's all get inside, I'm sure the Lodgers are waiting for us.
 * Mime-Me: "So, Copperfang, how's retirement treating you?"
 * Copperfang: Oh, not much. Paige and me have gotten married after I bought back that cottage. Sure I had to kick a few groins trying to fix the mess I made, but it was all worth it.
 * Grace: You had any kids, yet?
 * Copperfang: Not quite yet. We're still thinking about it. I'm just glad that my past is way behind me.
 * Dougie: And this is your first time on the nice list for years.
 * Alfred: Indeed. (Checks imNice Pad) You're...oh, crap, I forgot. Whenever I'm not in the Dragon Realms, these pads get different signals and point out the nice people on the world I'm ACTUALLY in. But hey, it also counts the visitors, too, so you're pretty much...oh...at the very bottom. Seems the ponies of Equestria are so pure, they top even visitors from other worlds. Though, of course SpongeBob, Kairi, and Spyro are the only ones who even MATCH their pureness because they're just close to Celestia.
 * Copperfang:...Wow.
 * Teddy: Well, let's head inside. (They entered the Castle)
 * Pinkie: (The Mane Six, the Lodgers, and Kairi were enjoying themselves in the Living Room)...I'M SO EXCITED, ARE YOU EXCITED, I'M EXCITED! CHRISTMAS IS HERE ONCE AGAIN IN EQUESTRIA!! I'M SO EXCITED AND JOYFUL!!! I'M JOYCITED!!!
 * Applejack: Pinkie, calm down. We all know how Christmas is to us UUniversals. We get to spend our Hearth's Warming time with your family soon, and even I'm a bit excited for it. Even Applebloom and the Crusaders are. (The CMCs were running around hyperactively)...It's just amazing they got their cutie marks now.
 * Icky: Still sucks they're doing those life-risking acts for fun now. Kids these days getting all antsy with being excited.
 * Spyro: Well, it IS understandable, kids are often surrounded by stories of heroism in a world where it's a popular trend, so they can't help but to have their own dreams about it by doing things that they do.
 * Sparx: Yeah, so many kids have even US on their walls. We've become so popular, we've gotten our own merchandise.
 * Twilight: Yeah, we already know. A fair share of you guys have shows ALREADY selling merchandise.
 * Icky: It's a curse, really.
 * Viper: So, you two are going to be parents soon?
 * Grace: Yeah. We were waiting for the opportunity to get it over with. I'm sure our 6 kids will--
 * Icky: Wait, SIX?!?...You actually give birth to more kids than humans?
 * Grace: Well...of course. Being a smaller race often comes with reproducing like a rodent. Elves give birth to up to 6 elflings.
 * Icky:...So...do you have multiple breasts to feed all those babies like a rodent does?
 * Grace: (Scoffs offended) THAT'S PRIVATE TERRITORY YOU'RE TREADING, BIRD-BRAIN!!!
 * Icky: Whoa, easy, toots, I was just asking.
 * Sandy: Well, I'M a rodent, and I only have 2 breasts as you've noticed by my...canon swimsuit appearance...but I'm assuming it's just cartoon logic, so just roll with it.
 * Grace: OHH, and speaking of babies, they've started kicking.
 * Sparx: Really? Can I feel? (Does that, and the babies inside literally kick him to a wall) AAAAHHHH!! OOF!... DAMN, THOSE ARE SOME KICKS! (Falls to the ground)
 * Iago: (Laughs)
 * Mime-Me: "So, Twilight, when exactly is this Taiku gonna arrive?"
 * Icky: "Aw your gonna love him, he's a MASTER of dramatic enterences."
 * Taiku and the gang are seen on a turbo powered slay.
 * Taiku: "Alright guys, are you ready to give the most dramatic enterence of your lives?"
 * Murry: "(Eating some apples) Yeah."
 * Taiku: "..... Murry..... Where'd did you get that apple?"
 * Murry: "Oh. It was originally attached, (pulls out a broken Apple Tree Branch) to this."
 * Taiku: "Ohhhh....."
 * Godfry: "Oh please tell me that wasn't the branch we used to keep the slay from going downhill without our control."
 * Murry: "...... Do you want to hear all those words exactly?"
 * Alice: "Once again Taiku, I have to say this is another- (The slay goes down) BAD IDEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Taiku: "PREMATURE DEPARTURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!?!"
 * Taiku: (At the end, the sleigh jumped up a snow ramp, and the entire grew jumped off in impressive stunts in slow motion) SLOOOOOWW MOOOOOTTTIIIIOOOOONNNN AAWWWEEESSSOOOOOMMEENNEEEEESSSS!! (The sleigh crashed into the castle causing huge amount of damage) (Dazed) TA-DAH!! (Several magical firework displays occurred and a randomly-appearing audience applauded)
 * Starlight:... Wow, is he REALLY that much of a show-off?
 * Taiku:... Hmm... Twilight, you sure weren't kidding when you said that Starlight changed.
 * Applejack: Yeah, but the poor girl's having a tough time dealing with the Unicorn Council who wants her banished for her attack on time.... Among other crimes in the past.
 * Amy: That's the Unicorn Council for you. Always being strict when it's not needed.
 * Icky: Among others.
 * Taiku: So... Are our Guardian friends coming soon?
 * Kairi: They're not here yet. But it's assuming they'll make an entrance to. (The whole area gets cold)
 * Max: And speaking of entrances...
 * ???: SNOW DAAAYYY!!! (Jack Frost appears and shreds across the snow, and flips, and the other Guardians appeared)
 * St. North: Well, we're here!
 * Squidward: And once again, no Easter Bunny.
 * Bunnymund:... Oh, struth, he SERIOUSLY still doesn't believe in me?
 * Jack: Nope. AND I'm still going to assume that Kairi STILL doesn't remember me?
 * Kairi:... Actually... You are starting to ring some bells after I recognized your entrance.
 * Jack:... Oh... Well, can you make it out?
 * Kairi: Not at the moment. But for now, you're just another one of those Jack Frosts that fiction brings on the big screen. You seem to be the most recent.
 * Jack: Oh, trust me, one day, you'll remember. And HOPEFULLY, there won't be anymore piano head traumas.
 * Eros: Oh, Jack, you've been at this every holiday. Why don't you just wait?
 * Jack: Because she's a child whom I actually shared a stronger bond with than Jamie. In fact, she was the first child who actually believed in me outside of my own world, and I had given her a great ride to see if I can get her to see me. She was a sweet and pure-hearted kid. And she actually DID believe in me after that. She saw me and seemed to get along with me. But unfortunately...that was when she grew up and forgot about me. That's why I tried similar things with the people of my world with no success.
 * Kairi:... Wow... How old was I then?
 * Jack: You were 4. You were still living in Radiant Garden, and I had hoped to get believers outside of my own world. And it seemed to work. But when I came back to see you again, I found that your home was nothing but ruins. I had no idea where you went. I...I assumed that whatever ravaged your home killed you. But when I heard a familiar name upon hearing this prophecy about a girl from Destiny Islands was growing up to be a noble and kind hero, I quickly found out it was you. I knew you could still see me after that moment we shared when you were a child. And I loved you more than any other believer. You were something special to me.
 * Kairi:... Well, I still don't seem to remember you. 4 years of age is a hard time to remember something.
 * Jack:... (Sighs) Fine, I'll try again later.
 * Toothiana: Well, the only thing that matters is that we're here for the celebration.
 * Lord Shen: "Master Taiku, you better have good insurence cause you owe the castle a good repair."
 * Taiku: "Chillax, Pea-Cocker, my residuals from Tman's fanfic success will cover it."
 * Starlight: "Ugh, you're THAT Taiku? Ugh, that devientart fic stuff is so over-rated."
 * Taiku: "Not my first time dealing with a critic. No body is impressed by one thing."
 * Starlight: "Ugh. Twilight, I mean no disrespect, but why are you ever friends with him? He's asentally a prehistory asendent verson of a smug-ass! He has a smile that screams "Doughebag"."
 * Godfry: "DOUGHEBAG!?"
 * Starlight screams!
 * Starlight: "(Scoffs), And his compodrades aren't exactly embettering him. I'm not sure any pony would properly make friends with them."
 * Twilight: "(Chuckles nerviously), Admitingly, your right Starlight, my first impressions was, far from glamerious."
 * Starlight: "You? The Princess of Friendship? Failed to see someone eye-to-eye? How can that be? Your suppose to be unimaginably perfect to the eye of ponies."
 * Twilight: "I wasn't always a princess, Starlight. I actselly had a life BEFORE I became even an Alicorn. I was once a normal little unicorn like you. And Taiku may act abit like a self-absorb twat, but he's really a great friend when you get to know him better. Like I eventally did when I was in Magic Universeity."
 * Starlight: "You mean Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and, they allowed dragons and mythic creatures?"
 * Alice: "..... Wow, do we have a HELL of alot of explaining for you!"
 * Godfry: "If I didn't know any better, it'd be like she spent her life in self-exsile in some un-named village! (Laughs)?!"
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon, but uh, that's exactly what happened. Long Story."
 * Godfry: "..... OH WAY TO RUIN THE JOKE!"
 * Starlight:...So...there's ANOTHER magic school?
 * Twilight: Yes. It's a school that's for the best of magic users, and it's not in Canterlot. It's somewhere far away from here. It's available to any creature that can use magic. And that's actually where I first met Taiku.
 * Icky:...Speaking of Magic University, how exactly DID you fare out when you were exiled?
 * Monkey: Yeah. You never got to explain it to us for a whole season.
 * Spyro: Indeed. Those many times you even claimed to have fought...uh...you-know-who...and an accomplice of his. Were they when you were exiled in the Frozen North?
 * Twilight:... Actually, I kinda told you before that I wasn't banished to the Frozen North. I was actually banished to the world of Jack and the Guardians, right in it's arctic.
 * Icky:... Yikes, that must've been cold.
 * Sid: Yeah, it totally was. Even us dragons, whether we were adapted to cold environments or not, couldn't stand too much of it.
 * Applebloom:...Oooh, can you tell us the story, Twilight? PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE?!? (The Crusaders gave puppy-dog eyes, and most of the group awed)
 * Twilight: Well, okay, okay, I guess I owe it to all of you. Gather around, and get comfortable because it's going to be a pretty long story. (The group did that, Kairi sitting next to Spyro, Alfred sitting next to Grace, SpongeBob next to Sandy, basically couples got together ready to hear the story)...Okay...I already told you all about my Magic University mission, all except you, Starlight, but I'll tell you about it some other time. So, I'll start right after we were banished.
 * Julie: This'll be nice.
 * Twilight: (Clears throat)... When we were banished, we had assumed that it was the Frozen North. But when we took a closer look, we found out it was actually an unfamiliar land....

Chapter 2: The Unsettling Disagreements in The Bitter Cold
Flashback Cutaway Present The far view of the area. Back to where the Snowmen legeon were. Later... Hidden Snow Caves Outside. Cold Heart's Hideout Meanwhile... Meanwhile... Twilight's Location Twilight's Dream Reality Taiku's Location Taiku's Dream Reality Next Morning... Later Outside. Inside the cave. During a chase sequence, where as they tried to lose them, the Fire Wolves showed impressive atletics and never lost them once, and were finally cornered when the Wolves finished their song.
 * (Twilight): "I didn't exactly liked that Taiku ruined my friendship with Clare and Gary through their rather un-successful rescue. I, also didn't liked being sent to a cold place."
 * Twilight: (The exiled Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Alice, Celestia, Midnight Fate, and gang were seen shivering in the cold inside a cave)...THIS IS ALL YOUR...F-F-F-F-F-FAULT!!
 * Taiku: How is it MY FAULT?!? Eagle-Beak is the one to blame! You just have nobody to take your anger out on!
 * Twilight: "I HAD WONDERFUL FRIENDS AND YOU RUINED IT, YOU DISGRACEFUL LUCK DRAGON?! UNLESS YOUR REALLY A BAD LUCK DRAGON!?"
 * Taiku: Well EXCUSE me for noticing that they weren't to be trusted! I was only doing you a favor till you desided to be a whiney little BITCH?!
 * Twilight: "AT LEAST MY BODY CAN'T BE MISTAKEN FOR A REALLY LONG PIECE OF MALE GENATALIA!?"
 * Group: OOOOH!
 * Godfry: "BURN BABY BURN?!"
 * Taiku: ALRIGHT, THAT TEARS IT!!! (Slaps Twilight)
 * Twilight:...(Scoffs) YOU CAN'T HIT ME, I'M A GIRL!
 * Taiku: Sometimes I wonder! (Twilight gets angry and jabs him in the crotch with her horn) OW! GODDAMN IT, WATCH IT WITH THAT F****** HORN, YOU DAMN BIMBO!!!
 * Twilight: How about YOU watch it with that f****** language and attitude, jerkoff?
 * Taiku: HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT FIRST?!?
 * Twilight: (The two ended up pushing and hitting each other)
 * Celestia: (In royal voice) ENOUGH!! (Her voice echoed throughout the Arctic)... You two are just upset that we ended up here because of Eagle-Beak. I understand that he wanted to protect Equestria, but he's protecting it from an old legend.
 * Jimmy: Is this even the Frozen North? It looks more... Bulgy. (They literally noted the computer-animated environment)
 * Julie: (Grabbing the horse-formed Griffth)... Is the frozen water gone yet?
 * Griffth: Julie, it's everywhere, you might have to get- (Julie screams and holds onto Griffth tighter) HOOOOOOO!!!... EASY ON THE SOLAR PLEXES, JULIE!!!
 * Julie: Oh, uh, sorry. Just PLEASE don't let me touch that stuff!
 * Molly: (Sighs) Julie, honey, you NEED to learn to live with it, because chances are we're gonna be touching this stuff for quite a while.
 * Julie: I can't! You know I'm scared of water!
 * Claude: YOU'RE A F****** MERMAID!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE WATER!!! The only reason you're scared of water is because of that shark attack that killed your parents! If you should be afraid of ANYTHING, be afraid of sharks!... You know, LIKE MOST OF THE SEA IS!!!
 * Molly: Claude, calm down. She needs to learn.
 * Griffth: She's right, Julie, you need to learn to get used to this. The moment we arrived here, you were just all hysterical.
 * Julie: (Screams as she was waddling on the snowy ground panicking as the group tried to catch her and calm her down) WETNESS, WETNESS, MUST GET DRY!!! SOMEBODY GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Dan: GODDAMN IT, JULIE, IT'S JUST SNOW!!!
 * Julie: SNOW IS WATER, WATER IS BAD!! HELP MEEEEEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * (Icky):... Just to make sure, does she EVER learn to conquer her fear of water in this story?
 * (Twilight): Yes. We'll get to that when we get to that.
 * Sid: Well, at least you got some moisturizing in your body.... In fact, how do you even take showers?... Let alone get ANY hygiene?
 * Griffth: Don't ask... PLEASE!
 * Celestia: Alright, everyone, I know everything seems grim, but I'm sure we'll find out where we are, and how we can get back home and stop Eagle-Beak.
 * Twilight: "Alchourse. Then afterwords, I would like (Angerly points to Taiku) YOU to apologies to Clare and Gary for giving them such a hard time?!"
 * Taiku: "AFTER WHAT THOSE JOKERS DID!? YOU'RE CRAZY!! CELESTIA, WHAT THE SERIOUS FUCK DO YOU SEE IN THIS MARE, WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA TURN HER INTO A NEW PRINCESS SOMEDAY!?"
 * Celestia: "...... No?"
 * (Twilight): "In hindsight, I should've figured that questionised no meant something."
 * Taiku: "WELL WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER?! SHE'S A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE?! AND ON TOP OF THAT-?!"
 * ???: "Oh-wee-um, we-ohhhhhoh! Oh-we-um, we-ohhhhhoh!"
 * The group looked over and saw in the far distence was a leagon of a snowman army marching on.
 * Godfry: "..... Well I'll be darn. It's the Frosty convention."
 * Twilight: "Oh good. Natives. Maybe they can help us."
 * Twilight teleported right in front of the Snowmen.
 * Twilight: ".... Ooga, booga! (Starts doing a stupid dance) Meep monna poopa bleep monna peeka, (starts shaking her butt at them) Booty booty booty booty booty rocking everywhere! (The Snowmen stared confused.)."
 * Snowman 1: "..... Uh..... What're you doing?"
 * Taiku's laughter was heard, followed by most of the gang!
 * Twilight: "..... I, take it you people are sentient. (Blushes).... Oops."
 * (The Lougers and other guests were heard laughing!)
 * (Starlight): "(LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY!?) I, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT?!"
 * (Taiku): "Even to this day.... IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL?!"
 * Twilight: "AHEM! Anyway, we were victims of a GRAVE, misunderstanding, we kinda want to know, do you Frozen Northian natives know where to go back to Equestia?"
 * Snowman 1: "Well, we'd help miss, but... Expect.... This isn't the Forzen North. And, Equestia's in another world. In fact, this isn't even in the same universe."
 * Twilight had pupels the size of saucer plates!
 * Twilight's voice: "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Twilight: "TAIKU YOU FUCKING IDIOT?! YOU GOT US BANISHED INTO A STRANGE WORLD?!"
 * Snowman 1: "Ahhh, it's ok little pony. Name's Ted. You can always come with us to see Cold Heart the Sadis- Duh, I mean, Good Heart the Wise. He, can uh, help you out and return you home."
 * Twilight: "REALLY?! (Squees) How wonderful! Cause me and some other friends SO need to get out of here!"
 * Ted: "Yeah sure, we're happy to help. YO GENERAL?!"
 * A Big brutish Log armed boot wearing navy general hat wearing snowman entered and he was WAY bigger then the others.
 * Ted: "We got a live one here. We need to take her to see "Good Heart the Wise"."
 * The General: "(Quietly) Ahh, I see what you did there, private Ted. Good one. (Openly to Twilight) Don't you worry, little horsey. Good Heart, (Winks back to Ted) will take you and yer little friends back home."
 * Twilight: "Oh you have NO idea the kind of day I had! I had wonderful friends and then some idiotic monster of a dragon came and ruined it for me and provoked Professor Eagle-Beak to banished us here."
 * The General petted Twilight.
 * The General: "Awww, the poor baby. I'm sure you'll earn Good Heart's sympathies. However, you'll uh, have to do him some chores and duties first. Like.... A portal strong enough to send an entire legion across the cosmos to their next destination."
 * Twilight: "YES?! ANYTHING!? (STARTS HOPPING AROUND) YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES-"
 * The General: "Ok, settle down kid! Now, call in your friends, and ol' General Häagen-Dazs will take good care of ya."
 * (Icky): "WOW, your a real JACKASS in this story Twilight."
 * (Twilight): Well, expect to see a LOT of jackassery of me in this story. Anyway, we had no idea that these snowmen were actually working with a snow sorcerer by the name of-
 * (Sparx): Let me guess...Cold Heart the Sadistic?
 * (Twilight):...Yeah.
 * Twilight: (The group was seen being escorted by the snowmen army into a few large mountains)...See, Taiku? There's SOME people who actually sympathize with me, and not YOU!
 * Taiku: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Celestia: Both of you, enough fighting! And most of all, no more bad language!
 * Snowman #1: I'll handle this. (Uses a magic spell to actually freeze Taiku's mouth shut)
 * Taiku: MMPPPHHH! MMMPPPPPPPHHH!! (Twilight laughs at this and Taiku lashes his tail at him, and he then transforms into his human form, thus freeing his mouth)...You snowmen think you would shut me up that easily?
 * Twilight: Oh, I CERTAINLY CAN, BARE-NAKED SKIN!!! (Magically takes away his mouth)...HAH! Try and get out of THAT one, you--(Taiku made his mouth reappear again)...f***!
 * Celestia: I SAID NO FIGHTING OR SWEARING!!!
 * Murray: Yeah, you're starting to make a scene. Let's just find this Good Heart the Wise, and get out of this bulgy-looking world. (They entered a hidden area in the mountains, and the snowmen merged their hands with the snow, and generated a hidden entrance)
 * Snowman #2: Come right in.
 * Dan: (They walked through the cold as they were still shivering)...Can't this place be a little...warmer?
 * Snowman #3: We're snowmen, genius! We'd melt if this was warm. Plus, Good Heart likes it cold. Seems to fit him as a snow wizard.
 * Midnight:...We see....So...where is he?
 * General Häagen-Dazs: We're taking you to him right now. I'm sure he'll be most pleased to see you. (They reached a throne room of cold fire torches, and a large icy throne, and in it stood a sorcerer with white skin and cyan-blue hair and a beard, and wearing a dark-blue snow-themed robe, a turban with a snowflake and a snowy owl feather, and holding an ice-crystal staff) Ah, there you are...Good Heart the Wise...(The wizard quickly agreed with that nickname)...These people are in dire need of your assistance.
 * 'Good Heart': Oh, but of course. My life is but to help those in need....And...well, it seems you all must come from Equestria.
 * Twilight:...How did you know that?
 * 'Good Heart': I've seen Equestrian ponies before...particularly I've known a few Equestrians who visit this world, yet sadly die in the intense weather outside. But never fear, I...Good Heart the Wise...will gladly be of assistance...provided you do me a favor.
 * Twilight: ANYTHING! Just name it--
 * Celestia: Hold on there, Twilight! You know not to rush into thoughtless actions without thinking things through. I'm sensing utter darkness in this person's heart. A darkness that shows that he has done awful things.
 * 'Good Heart': Ah, you're an Alicorn God....and one of the last of their kind. I assure you, you're just sensing that because you're cold from the snowstorm outside. I am but a wise and honorable soul.
 * Celestia: Alicorn Gods DON'T feel cold....They feel chills, sure, but cannot be cold. And my senses don't lie. Who are you?
 * "Good Heart": "Good Heart the Wise, alchourse. The Wizard Master of the world."
 * Taiku: "Well at least tell us what is this place. Your buddies told us this ain't no frozen north from Equestia."
 * 'Good Heart': "Easy. Your, in the North Pole of a world in the DreamWorks Universe. It is however, currently uncharted cause as of this time, DreamWorks has yet to make a movie on this world."
 * Taiku: "...The f***'s a DreamWorks?"
 * 'Good Heart': "(Sigh)..... Your obviously first-time travelers. You see, you people are from the Hasbro Universe. Whatever happened to you lot, lead to you to come to the DreamWorks Universe, in the specific world, in the North Pole."
 * Godfry: "(LAUGHS LIKE A JERK!?) WOW?! THAT STUPID GRIFFIN SENT US HERE INSTEAD OF THE FROZEN NORTH?! What, a jackass!?"
 * Twilight: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE BRILLIENT PROFESSOR EAGLE-BEAK YOU UN-FUNNY IMMATURE ABOMINABLE MISTAKE OF NATURE AND THE GREEK BEINGS WHO CREATED THE HYDRA?!"
 * 'Good Heart': "...... I take it you lot are very dysfuntional."
 * General Dazs: "Like a devorced husband and wife's family."
 * Taiku: He was trying to OVERTHROW CELESTIA!!!
 * Twilight: HE WAS TRYING TO HELP!! I mean, unsual belief in an old mare's tale aside, HE WAS TRYING TO HELP?!
 * Celestia: ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OUT OF BOTH OF YOU! If we're going to get through this, you MUST refrain from fighting.
 * Taiku: I don't think we can, your highness. We're just not meant to be together! We're polar opposites!
 * Twilight: Yes. Forgive our bluntness, but this guy is nothing but an accusing over-lengthened lizard who knows NOTHING about how to treat a pony's friends right!
 * Taiku: Look who's talking? YOU'RE an accusing princess's girl who knows NOTHING about how to treat other acquaintances of your own mentor right! For all I know, maybe you don't DESERVE to be Celestia's protégé!
 * Twilight:...
 * Celestia: Easy, Taiku, that's going a little too far. She needs this just as much a you do.
 * Taiku: "OH PUT A SOCK IN IT, PRINCESS SUNBUTT?!"
 * Midnight: "YOUNG MASTER TAIKU?!"
 * 'Good Heart': Well, if we're gonna be done being at eachother's throats, then would you kindly assist in my favor?
 * Twilight: If it means I get out of this place, then whatever you want!
 * Celestia: Twilight, I said no rash decisions! I'LL decide what we do.
 * 'Good Heart': You all DO wanna get home, do you? So why not just listen to me?
 * Celestia: If I WANTED you to help us, we would've decided it already. There's CLEARLY something you're not telling us, 'Good Heart'!
 * 'Good Heart': You know, princess, this doesn't seem like a very princessy thing to do, accusing me of something.
 * Celestia: You think I am an idiot?
 * "Good Heart": "Now wait a minute, I didn't call anyone an idiot, I just felt that your not very trusting and-"
 * Celestia: Well, Princesses must do what's right. And their senses DO NOT lie to them! You are NOT to be trusted. Whatever favor you're offering, you might need it for something sinister.
 * Taiku: Your highness, he's offering us a way home!
 * Celestia: I don't care what he says, we're not going to trust him. Whatever trick you're playing, you're not fooling us all. You can NEVER deceive an Alicorn princess. I want the truth right now, or we're not doing ANYTHING!
 * "Good Heart": "Well, frankly, I am hurt and offended! You came into my kingdom looking for help yet you bite the hand that is generiously feeding you! Heaven forbid if you're ever allowed to do diplonicy."
 * Alice: "Celestia, stop being such a twat and stop offending the guy! For all we know, Eagle-Beak could've done something to your senses to keep you from coming back."
 * Taiku: "Either that or she's just being a DAMN FOOL?!"
 * Twilight: "THAT'S IT?! YOU CAN INSULT ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT DON'T YOU DARE INSULT CELESTIA LIKE THAT?!"
 * Twilight pulls down an ice sword from the wall!
 * Taiku: "Oh it's gonna be like THAT, huh bitch?!"
 * Taiku brings down another ice sword!
 * Twilight and Taiku charged as they dramaticly began to duel eachother!
 * Snowmen: "FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, (Repeating the chant)"
 * Celestia: (Sighs) Oh, dear, what am I going to do with these two?
 * Alice: I don't know, they're just being too stubborn to understand the seriousness of this situation. So...if we really AREN'T gonna have this guy help us...then...what do we do?
 * Griffth: Yeah, we didn't come all this way for nothing.
 * Celestia: (Sighs, and magically freezes Taiku and Twilight)...Well, you two, I think we've overstayed our welcome here. We're not going to help this person, and that's final. So we're leaving, with or without him.
 * Twilight: Are you kidding? He's offering us a one-time opportunity here! This is our chance to go home and fix everything.
 * Celestia: We can't just trust unfamiliar strangers, Twilight. You know Cadance has taught you not to talk to them. So, as your mentor, and this counts for you as well, Taiku, I want the both of you to stop making this difficult for me, and leave! I'm sure we can find another way to get back home. So what's it going to be? Would you want to keep your mentor's trust and follow her wishes, or do you dare to go back on your word?
 * Taiku/Twilight:...(Sighs) Fine! (They are both freed)
 * Celestia: Good. Now let's go.
 * 'Good Heart': Just a heads up, you guys, there IS no other way out of here except through me.
 * Celestia:...You think I can't sense lies? We'd rather not indulge in whatever twisted things you want from us. Good day to you, sir! (They left as Twilight and Taiku skeptically looked back)
 * 'Good Heart':...Very well, then. It's your funeral. Don't come crawling back to me when some of you freeze to death. Dazs, open an exit for them.
 * General Dazs: Yes, sir! (His log arms produce snow, and he uses these hands, bonds them with the snow on the wall, and opens an exit for the group to leave through)
 * Ted:...Cold Heart, are you sure they won't be bothersome of our plans for the Guardians?
 * 'Good Heart' (Cold Heart): I assure you, the chances of that are low. The snow storm I've created spans for hundreds of kilometers. They'll be dead before they even know I'm up to something.
 * Taiku: "Oh real NICE ONE, Princess Sunbutt!? You doomed us here!? Now Eagle-Beak is basicly freed to do whatever the fuck he wants now?! Cause we're too busy being in a STRANGE PLANET, cause you disrespected the only guy who can get us out of here!?"
 * Celestia: "There was just something I couldn't trust about Good Heart, if that is even his real name."
 * Taiku: "YET YOU TRUSTED A BITCH LIKE SPARKLE?! YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW YOU AND, AND, YOUR STUPID SUCKY FRIENDSHIP RELIGEN?!"
 * Celestia gasped!
 * Twilight: "...... You, senseless monster?!"
 * Taiku: "STOP CALLING ME THAT!? GOOD HEART WAS LITTERALLY OUR ONLY WAY BACK AND I AM NOT GONNA DROP THE OFFER, CAUSE YOU, YOU DESIDING TO BE AN UNREASONABLE DUMB C***?!"
 * Celestia looked hurt beyond belief.
 * Midnight stared with disgust.
 * Taiku: "..... I NEVER, SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU!? YOU SHOULD'VE LET CLARE AND GARY HAVE THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF A SHITTY LITTLE UNICORN?! YOU SERIOUSLY HAVE A BAD HAPIT OF PICKING SERIOUSLY CRAPPY PERSONAL STUDENTS!? THOUGH FROM A TRUELY CRAPPY GODDESS I CAN EXPECT THAT?! YOU WASTED YOUR TIME WITH SPARKLE?! YOU SHOULD'VE NEVER BROUGHT HER TO MU!?"
 * Celestia: "........ T..... T...... Taiku-"
 * Taiku: "SHUT UP!? JUST, SHUT UP, YOU, YOU, UNREASONABLE IDIOTIC TYRANT?!"
 * Everyone gasped!
 * Twilight: "(Growled angerly to the point her mane and tail turned into flames?!) THAT TEARS IT!? I HAD IT UP TO HERE, WITH YOUR MONSTERIOUS ATTATUDE, YOU MONSTER?! I CAN'T BELIEVE CELESTIA EVEN WANTED ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU?! YOUR NOTHING BUT A CRUEL, HEARTLESS, SADISTIC, SHAMELESS BEAST?! SHE NEVER SHOULD'VE CHOOSEN YOU, YOU, YOU, MONSTER?!'
 * Taiku: "LISTEN HERE, YOU WHINEY CRYBABY, I-"
 * Celestia smacked Taiku in the face hard?!
 * Taiku fell down into the snow!
 * Celestia's face was filled with tears and heart-break.
 * Taiku: "...... Celestia, what did ya do that for?"
 * Celestia: "......... Making you my personal student, was the biggest mistake of my life..... So was trying to befriend Twilight to you..... I, never, want to see you again, you, you, you, YOU MONSTER?!"
 * The word "Monster" echos in Taiku's head.
 * Taiku cries and runs away!
 * Twilight: "GOOD RIDDENCE!?"
 * Celestia and Twilight hugged.
 * Celestia: "I'm sorry, Twilight. Bringing you to Magic Universeity was a mistake. Come, let us find some shelter."
 * Celestia, Twilight and Spike and Midnight left, with a shocked and surprised Taiku's gang left behind.
 * Godfry: "....... DRAMA!?"
 * Gwen: "Godfry, not, helping."
 * Edgar:...(Sighs, walks up to Celestia) Your highness, that was absolutely uncalled for! Do you have ANY idea what this is gonna do to him?
 * Celestia: I'm sorry, Edgar, but I will NOT be talked to like that. He greatly promised to drop it and trust me, and then he blows me off. That's intolerable, and it's NOT being a good personal student.
 * Edgar: You know he's under a lot of crap here, Celestia. He's been constantly accused of being a jerk just for doing what he thinks was right. Who WOULDN'T say hurtful stuff like that when exposed to that so much?
 * Molly:...I'm afraid he's right, your highness. I believe you owe him an apology.
 * Celestia: "HE MADE HIMSELF UNWORTHY OF AN APOLOGY?!"
 * Alice: "How could you just say that after all you done for him and what he did in return for you? All because of that, worthless Clare liker?!"
 * Celestia gave a death scare to Alice and forced her to back down!
 * Celestia: "Taiku, is, NOT, worthy, of forgiveness?!"
 * Celestia turned and left with Midnight, Spike and Twilight.
 * The Mythic Gang stayed behind.
 * Alice: "...... You guys have to understand that Celestia is going through alot right now, and, Taiku complaining too much about Twilight came at a bad time.... And me insulting Twilight didn't help. I think it's best we give them some space for awhile, or it just goes into further insults."
 * Russel: "In all fairness, Taiku started it, Celestia OBVIOUSLY finished it like a boss!"
 * Jimmy: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? She just bashed our best friend! A person whom she rescued from prejudicial bastards!...I'm starting to agree with Taiku, she actually IS what he described her.
 * Alice: Jimmy, don't! I'm sure that Celestia will feel guilty about this and make up in good time. If I know Celestia, she's an honorable princess, and I'm sure even SHE can't shrug that off. Princesses have their flaws, too.
 * Jimmy: Well, I'm sorry, but if she wants Taiku out of her life, then I suppose she doesn't want US to be part of it, either! I say that if she DOES apologize for this, then the first thing we do is to tell the bitch to take a hike!
 * James: Jimmy, Alice is right! Let's not make this worse than it already is. If we just continue with this, it will only get worse.
 * Eddy: Yeah, Celestia would never truly leave Taiku. She cares for him just as much as Twilight. Perhaps she only said that just to force him not to cross her.
 * Jimmy: But he's VERY sensitive about words like that! And the fact that she called her a monster? (Growls) I just wanna SMACK her across her pretty face for talking to OUR friend like that! You mess with him, you mess with us! That Alicorn can go to hell!--(Russel grabs him)
 * Russel: ALRIGHT, LISTEN HERE, YOU PEPPER-BREATHED LIZARD!!! CELESTIA AND TAIKU ARE NOT BEING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW, AND YOU KNOW IT! WHILE I AGREE GOING TOO FAR CAN SOMETIMES BITE YOU IN THE ASS...ALL too well...THIS IS NO DIFFERENT!! THE BOTH OF THEM WILL MAKE UP SOON, AND WE'LL FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE! SO IF YOU SAY ANOTHER CROSS WORD ABOUT HER, THEN I'LL FORCE SO MUCH PROPANE UP YOUR THROAT, YOU'LL BE BREATHING FIRE UNCONTROLLABLY FOR A YEAR!!! GOT IT?!?
 * Jimmy: OKAY, OKAY, I'LL BEHAVE, PLEASE, JUST DON'T HURT MEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!!! (Russel drops him)
 * Alice: "Well what did you expect from Russel? Even dispite his mistakes from that bad influence of a friend he had, Celestia had the heart to forgive her. Alchourse if anyone badmouths her will have to answer to him."
 * Edgar: "Like Alice said. We're all having the worse day of our lives right now. It's best we steer clear of eachother until cooler-heads prevail. I'm sure that, by tomorrow, everyone will make up, and we can continue our journey together WITHOUT anymore hostility."
 * Cold Heart: (Walks down a crystalline hall and enters a dark room)...Well, sir, it would seem something unexpected happened. It seems people from Equestria have been shanghaied here by mistake.
 * ???: (A familiar silhouette was seen in the shadows)...Hmmph!...Equestria! A world I had utterly failed to conquer thousands of years ago! As if that little trick I did with that sun princess's sister wasn't enough! (Black sand morphed all over the dark room)...You know as well as I that this could be a problem, Cold Heart.
 * Cold Heart: Yes, sir, but I'm sure that my snowstorm can take care of them.
 * ???: Do NOT underestimate Equestrians, Cold Heart! They've given the Princesses and their foolish parents the strength to cast me off that world before I could spread my fear-mongering influence across Equestria, and make it a world I always dreamed! Sad that...(Makes a picture of him and King Sombra with his black sand)...SOME sacrifices had to be made.
 * Cold Heart: Yes, sir, but my snowstorm has killed people in under a few hours.
 * ???: Yet, the Princess is a God! Gods are not bound by anything that kills mortals. They are immortal, and cannot die. I knew this when I first arrived on that miserable world of gumdrops and lollipops. I first had to attack the heart of the problem. And I did it, by inspiring fear into the Alicorn family! They learned to respect me, AND fear me! If it wasn't for those Guardians inspiring most of that world's population to inspire bravery into their Princesses again, I would've succeeded. And you know that that Alicorn princess...WAS ONE OF MY ENEMIES!!! And you invited them here! (Grabs Cold Heart with his black sand, and drags him over to his silhouetted face) That's a mistake I had hoped you would avoid, Cold Heart! If they even KNOW that they're in the home of my arch-rivals, then our whole plan will be ruined!
 * Cold Heart: You never told me what she LOOKED like, Pitch! Don't judge me for that!
 * ???: I want no excuses! (Drops Cold Heart) Because I still rely on your storm AND your curse, I must weaken those stragglers myself! Fear is my ultimate weapon! It's what gets so many people to do what I want! And I suppose that I must start...with Celestia's protégés!
 * Cold Heart:...Are you sure it'll work?
 * ???: Indeed. They have barely even heard of me, yet have never met me. Even THEY can't comprehend what I'm capable of. Now, I've got some loose ends to fix thanks to you! (Turns into shadow and disappears)
 * Cold Heart: ".... Good ice of snow, can't that guy handle some honest mistakes? His own fault not giving full detail of what his enemy was, I mean, good grief."
 * Celestia: (They have made shelter in a cave, building a fire)... Alright! Everything's ready for us to survive through the night.
 * Spike:... Celestia, I know you're angry at Taiku for taking his anger too far, but...don't you feel that you hurt his feelings a little too much?
 * Celestia: I'm not proud of the decision either. But I had to tell him upfront that I do not tolerate cross words.
 * Spike: But what about the part where you said you never wanted to see him again? And calling him a monster?
 * Midnight: I must agree. I know Taiku well. And though I am pissed that he insulted you like that, it was only anger talk. He was just upset that he was being shunned for doing the right thing. He tried to warn Twilight about Clare and Gary, and is met with scorn and wild accusations. And it builds up so much, it makes him out of control and say things hurtful and regretful. While I understand that you were not fond of him talking back and breaking his promise like that, did you HAVE to say those harsh things? He cares for you like a mother since you rescued him from those mobs long ago.
 * Celestia:...(Sighs)...Yes, but the same thing happened to me. I was met with scorn and accusations too. I was criticized for my choice in making Twilight a faithful student. And when he went too far, it's understandable that I would, too. It's like the old saying, a heart for a heart. We both said things we'd regret.
 * Spike:...Are you sure Taiku won't take that too hard, your highness?
 * Celestia: I sure hope not. But he'll at least learn not to be too hard on me next time.
 * Twilight: Well, I hope he DOESN'T! He was just stubborn, pig-headed, mean, and absolutely atrocious! Who does he think he is, insulting his own motherly figure AND mentor? I hope we NEVER see him again!
 * Celestia:...Twilight, listen. Taiku is not who you think he is. Do you wanna know why I took him in?
 * Twilight: No, and I don't care! He can rot for all I care.
 * Celestia: Twilight, you need to understand--
 * Twilight: FORGET IT!...(Sighs) Sorry, Princess Celestia. I'm just a little tired right now, and need to get some sleep. I just hope I can actually do it in an environment like this. It's so cold!
 * Midnight:...Well, we still need to make it up to them. If they get lost out here, especially with the growing blinding snowstorm, we'll NEVER find them.
 * Celestia: Don't worry. I can locate him easily. We'll find him. And yes, we will make it up to them in the morning. But right now, we must rest.
 * Spike: Yeah, I'm...(Yawns)...getting a little sleepy. I hope things go bright tomorrow.
 * Twilight: Me, too!
 * Celestia:...I just hope Taiku isn't taking it way too hard...
 * Taiku: (He is still sobbing as his friends comforted him while they were in a cave)
 * Julie: (Curling up to the fire) Oh, thank Poseidon, I can finally get dry from all that horrible wetness outside...AND get warm!
 * Griffth: Well, that's what happens when you wear nothing but a bikini.
 * Taiku:...I can't believe what just happened! *Sniff*...She's the only person I ever looked up to since I was lost to my family.
 * Jimmy: Oh, PLEASE, your parents are just evil world-conquering jackwagons who terrorized several worlds, and accidentally had an affair.
 * Taiku: THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS SO HORRIBLE!!! (Literally cries frozen tears)... Celestia's a better mother than them! I loved her! She's the one who rescued me from a world of prejudice and suffering! And now...she's gone!
 * Amy: Taiku, it's basically your own fault for provoking her with your hurtful words!
 * Alice: Indeed. You've been doubting her ever since we got here. You and she went through the same crap together. YOU were ridiculed for trying to save Twilight from an evil, while Celestia was ridiculed by you for a choice you felt was ridiculous BECAUSE of his own ridicule. She shunned you, and it lead to you shunning her! You had this coming from the start.
 * Taiku:...Yeah, like THAT makes me feel any better!
 * Dan: Dude, you know Celestia loves you like a daughter. You both said things you didn't mean. You don't think of her as a 'dumb c***', and 'idiotic tyrant', do you? Look me in the eye right now and tell me you're not cruel enough to say such a thing and mean it!
 * Taiku:...(Sobs)...No.
 * Dan: And you KNOW she doesn't want to abandon you, and doesn't think you're a monster, does she?
 * Taiku:...No.
 * Dan: Then you know that by tomorrow she'll come back and apologize, as she should as a respected princess.
 * Alice: So please, wipe away the...literal...frozen tears...and stop worrying. If you know Celestia, then you know she cares about you a LOT! If she didn't, she would've left you to die in the hands of that angry mob in the first place.
 * Taiku:...You're right!...Why am I standing around crying like a big baby? I know Celestia is not that cruel. I'm sure she'll come back feeling guilty.
 * Alice: Good. Now we'd better get some rest. We've got a big day of travelling ahead of us. (They all started to rest)...
 * Louis:...Alice?...Do you really think we'll make it back home?
 * Alice:...Yes, we will, Louis. As long as we have each other's trust, we'll be okay. What could possibly go wrong?
 * Twilight: (She and the others were asleep when the ominous and silhouetted figure from before appeared)...
 * ???: Oh, how cute! The wittle pony is sleeping. No doubt she's from that dreadful Equestria that I tried to take over long ago! Well, let's see how they like it when they feel the fear that they thought they had avoided eons ago! (Pokes her sprinkling golden dream figment and taints it black as he cackles maniacally)
 * Twilight: Your highness, I'm sorry we're stranded here! I-
 * Celestia: SILENCE! My entire kingdom has been put under siege just because you and Taiku couldn't get along! You cost me my kingdom, you cost me the salvation of all the ponies in Equestria! If you two had just gotten along, none of this would've happened!
 * Twilight: But, Princess Celestia-
 * Celestia: You are of no use to me anymore. Maybe you really AREN'T qualified to be my top protégé after all. You are no longer a part of my studies!
 * Twilight: YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE! IT WAS JUST AN ACCIDENT! (Magic auras surround her) Wait, what are you--?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?
 * Celestia: You are forever sentenced to banishment at the moon for all eternity for your actions. Be gone!
 * Twilight: NOOOOoooo-- (Teleports away to the moon where she is surrounded by a dark and ominous forest as a dark figure is seen appearing behind her)
 * ???: You got banished, huh? (Twilight looks behind her) Well, you'll make a great addition to my kingdom. (Twilight is shocked to see that the figure is Nightmare Moon cackling maniacally as she turns into magic aura and chases Twilight around)
 * Twilight: NO, NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! SOMEPONY HELP ME, PLEASE!! DON'T LET ME SUFFER!!! AAAHHHH!!! (Gets engulfed by the aura)
 * Twilight: (Wakes up screaming as the ominous figure is nowhere to be seen)...My God! That was the worst nightmare I ever had!... Thank goodness I learned to never take Nightmares seriously and they're nothing but imagination gone bad.
 * The figure stared surprise.
 * ???: "Oh you've GOT to be freaking kidding me. (Sighs) Maybe I'll have a better reaction from the stupid dragon. (Disappears)"
 * ???: (The figure approached the sleeping Taiku in the shadows and starts tainting his dreams as well)...
 * Celestia: YOU THINK I'LL EASILY FORGIVE YOU AFTER THAT?!? YOU THINK I DIDN'T MEAN ALL THOSE THINGS?!?
 * Taiku: Yes, you're supposed you! You're a princess! Why are you-
 * Celestia: WHY WOULD I FORGIVE A PERSON WHO CALLED ME AN UNREASONABLE TYRANT?!? When I said I didn't want to see you again, I MEAN I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN!!!
 * Taiku:...But, princess-
 * Celestia: Don't ever speak to me again! I'm gonna do something I should've done a long time ago! (Magically surrounds him in a magic aura)
 * Taiku: Wha-what're you doing?
 * Celestia: TAKING YOU BACK WHERE YOU BELONG!!
 * Taiku:...You're not seriously going to...NOOO!!!...DON'T DO IT!! PLEASE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! (He is teleported away to a familiar area)...No! (He sees some humans who notice him)
 * Human #1: DRAGON!!
 * Human #2: MONSTER!!
 * Human #3: KILL IT! (They bring out their weapons, and chase Taiku down until he is cornered)
 * Human #1: You should NEVER have come back, beast!
 * Taiku: PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!
 * Human #2: Why shouldn't we? You don't belong on our land! Kill him!
 * Taiku: NOOOOOOOO--(He is stabbed)
 * Taiku: (Screams awake)...(Softly sheds tears)...I...what if she...(Softly sobs)...
 * ???: (Chuckles) Soon these strangers will learn to never interfere with my plans again! (Disappears)
 * Taiku: "Why me? Why me? All because I wasn't nice to a dickcheese like Gary?! All because I like to welcome people by harmlessly teasing them!? All because I have to be a smug-ass about everything?! If my counsin Baku wasn't an all out doughebag, I'll give him props about being right about non-dragons, but at the same time, I, I like to see the good in people.... Yet I didn't in Twilight because of Gary..... And Russel didn't fucking help by being a bully. She must've ended up thinking we're bullies..... If that's the case, then....... AW, SHIT?! NO WONDER SHE'S TREATING US LIKE CRAP!? SHE THINKS WE'RE BULLIES?! AND RUSSEL DIDN'T FUCKING HELP?! GAD DAMN IT RUSSEL!?" (Slaps him across the face, waking him up)
 * Russel:... OW!!! What the hell was THAT for, Taiku? You know my face is still tender from the wounds that monstrous wyvern wreaked on me!
 * Taiku: IT'S YOUR FAULT TWILIGHT TURNED AGAINST US!! SHE THINKS WE'RE BULLIES BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLYING ACTIONS!! (The others were woken up by the screams)
 * Julie: What...what's going on, Taiku?
 * Taiku: Well, I just realized after a bad dream that RUSSEL here had lead to Twilight shunning me, and therefore starting this whole separation! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!!!
 * Molly: Wait, bad dream? This SERIOUSLY got started because of a bad dream?
 * Claude: Geez, dude, what's up with that? We already agreed that Celestia would forgive you.
 * Taiku: What if she doesn't? What if Twilight made me so mad, that-
 * Russel: "All that for a bad dream? DRAMA QUEEN!?"
 * Taiku: "THAT DOES IT!?"
 * Taiku pounced on Russel and the two began fighting!
 * Taiku: "THAT DREAM IS MY WAKE-UP CALL ON WHAT A TWAT I WAS BEING?!"
 * Russel: GET OFF OF ME, TAIKU!!! IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL!! WILL IT MAKE YOU STOP IF I SAID I WAS SORRY?!? YOU KNOW I'M NOT THAT WORSE A BULLY ANYMORE!!!
 * Taiku: It'll take MORE than an apology to make me forget this!
 * Russel: "Aw come on dude! My skin hasn't been the same since I ended up messing with that Wyvern!"
 * Taiku: THAT'S why this is going to be a worthy punishment!
 * Edgar: OKAY, TAIKU, THAT IS ENOUGH! (Freezes him solid with an icy breath)...
 * Russel:...THANK you!
 * Edgar: Listen, Taiku, I don't know WHAT that bad dream was about, but you can't just go playing the blame game. It's not Russel's fault Twilight is like this...much. (Russel face-palms himself)...But it was ONLY a bad dream. It could never happen in reality.
 * Courtney: Yeah. They're just manifestations of fear dreamed up by your subconscious mind.
 * Molly: Indeed. Judging by what I sense about what had occurred in that dream, that scenario is extremely unlikely.
 * Jess: What sssssscenario?
 * Molly: Can't say this is a right answer, but if I can make at best an extremely good guess, it's where an apology to Celestia tomorrow won't work, and Celestia actually never DID wanna make amends, banished him back to the same place he almost got killed, and left him to die.
 * Godfry: (Breathes through teeth) Ooooh, that explains a lot.
 * Edgar: So please, CHILL the hell out, no pun intended! We're not going to be blaming anyone around here for what had occurred with you and Twilight, but know this, it will all be over and we can continue with our quest together tomorrow. So refraign from hurting and blaming Russel, or I'll have to keep you in that ice block for the rest of the night. Got it?
 * Taiku:...(Muffled) Mmm-hmm!
 * Jimmy: Great, then. (Uses his fire to unfreeze him)
 * Taiku: ".... Still say it was Russel's fault."
 * Godfry: "Oh yeah, no denying that."
 * Russel: "Hey!"
 * (Taiku): "WHOA WHOA WHOA! I don't remember THAT happening!?"
 * (Twilight): ".... Remember when the reality stone used by Sunset saved Gary from living the life by making that we never made the mistake on being so harsh on him? Well.... It lead to some slight altering of our exspeariences in the north pole. Like, Taiku, you figuring out that my bad reaction was because of your attatude."
 * (Taiku): "So.... This will eventally lead to us desiding that Gary is but a pawn of Clare and The Professer, very unlike what originally happened right?"
 * (Twilight): "Pretty much, Spoiler warning."
 * (Godfry): "Was you not reacting so badly to Pitchy's bad dream mojo part of it?"
 * (Twilight): "Nope. I was actselly THAT dense about it at the time."
 * (Starlight): "..... Wow. No offence Sparkle, but I STILL can't believe I actselly lost to you twice."
 * (Icky): "Tecnecally thrice if you include being reasoned out of BEING A CRONOTERRORIST!"
 * (Starlight): "That was more of a truce for both of us being in a fight neither could truely win, and you know it!"
 * (Taiku):...So...this story will be different than what we thought?
 * (Twilight): Pretty much, yes. Though most else remained as it was. Now back to the story.
 * Taiku:...Alright, everyone, let's just forget this whole thing happened for now. We need some rest. I hope Twilight's still willing to listen to reason tomorrow. (They all went back to sleep)
 * (Twilight): And the rest of the night went undisturbed. The next morning, we reunited and made up for our harsh disagreements, and we moved on. We agreed to not get all worked up about 'Good Heart', and figure out another way out of there. Though I was still not that friendly with Taiku. Then things seemed to take a stunning turn at what we found the next morning.
 * Twilight: (The group continued to wander across the arctic as she and Taiku were still heard arguing) What makes you think I'll forgive you for what you said to your own motherly figure, you big dumb jerk?!?
 * Taiku: Listen, Twilight, you're not making this easy on me.
 * Twilight: (Spits at Taiku)
 * Taiku:...YOU'RE REALLY NOT MAKING THIS EASY, YOU DUMB BROAD!!! WHAT'S IT GOING TO TAKE TO GET YOU TO KNOW THAT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT YOU?!?
 * Twilight: You die.
 * Taiku:...(Growls viciously)
 * Spike: Both of you, let's PLEASE try to get along. We're trying to find a way out of here, and you're not making the situation any easier by fighting.
 * Twilight: Spike, please stay out of this.
 * ???: HEEEEELLLPP!!!
 * Celestia:...Did you hear something?
 * Murray:...Was it me?
 * Celestia: No! It sounded like...someone's in trouble.
 * ???: HELP ME, I'M TRAPPED IN A CAVE, AND I CAN'T MAKE IT THROUGH THE COLD MUCH LONGER!!!
 * Celestia:...Oh, no! Someone really IS in trouble! Everyone, search the area for the source of the screaming! (They all did that)...WHOEVER YOU ARE, DON'T WORRY! HELP IS ON THE WAY!!
 * ???:...WHO IS THAT?
 * Celestia: WE'RE LOST AND TRYING TO FIND A WAY OUT! HOW LONG DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOLD OUT?
 * ???: Not long, it's s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so cold in here! I think I'm gonna die if I don't get out of here! (Dog barking was heard)
 * Godfry:...Was that a dog?
 * ???: Yeah, it's my dog, Fluffy! He's trapped with me to! (The barking continues, and Taiku is able to pinpoint the place the sound came from)
 * Taiku:...GUYS, I THINK I FOUND THEM! (The entire group reached a cave blocked with ice and snow)
 * Twilight: We'll get you out of there! What happened?
 * ???: An avalanche! It came out of nowhere! We're trapped! Can't m-m-m-m-make it out! HELP ME!!
 * Taiku: Nothing a little fire can't fix! (Breathes fire on the snow slightly melting it, and it only reveals an icy barrier which is difficult to melt)...AW, COME ON!!! MELT!!! MELT!!!
 * Twilight: Screaming is not going to make it melt any faster, dumbass!
 * Taiku: YOU'RE NOT HELPING, TWILIGHT 'SAGA' SPARKLE!!
 * Twilight: What is that, some kind of nickname? If it is, it's just lame!
 * Taiku: LOOK, WE NEED TO GET THIS GUY OUT, AND YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT ANY EASIER!!! THIS ICE IS LIKE A METAL THAT'S HAVING A HARD TIME BEING LIQUIFIED!
 * Twilight: JUST AMPLIFY YOUR FIRE, IDIOT!!
 * Taiku: Look, I may be a magician, but I can't just make my fire stronger!
 * Twilight: Oh, some level 9 THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND magician, you sure are incompetent!
 * Taiku: OKAY, SHUT UP!! SHUT THE F*** UP!!! I'M TRYING TO THINK, AND YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!! (Suddenly, digging sounds were heard)...What's that? (The barrier suddenly gives out as a St. Bernard Dog came out of the tunnel barking)
 * Courtney: Awww, how adorable!
 * Celestia: HEY, YOUR DOG DUG A WAY OUT! CAN YOU TRY AND SQUEEZE YOUR WAY OUT?!?...Uh...hello?...
 * Griffth: Oh, no! I think he's giving out!
 * Molly: We'll handle this! (She and Claude flew through the hole)...Uh, guys?...I don't think this is a 'somebody'. I think it's a 'somePONY'!
 * Twilight: What? It's from Equestria?
 * Claude: Yeah, and a young adult one with no cutie mark.
 * Eddy: FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET HIM OUT OF THERE!!!
 * Claude: Okay, okay, geez! (They pull the pony out of the hole, digging some more for him to fit through, and come out as he's revealed to be an Equestrian pegasus stallion with white-and-blue coloration, and was unconscious, and the dog barks, and pushes on him, and barks rapidly)
 * Dan: Oh, dear, he looks in bad shape.
 * Midnight: (Checks his pulse)... He's still alive! Though we need to find someplace warm before he is truly lost!
 * Godfry: "Well it's a good thing I always bring a portable tanning salon!"
 * Twilight: "Godfry, you do NOT have a portable ta-"
 * Godfry pulls out an entire Tanning Salon from nowhere.
 * Twilight: "........... WHAT THE F***?!"
 * Dan: "Wow, everyone's being a potty mouth here, bro."
 * Twilight: How the hell did you do that?
 * Godfry: (Dubbed as Linkara) It's MAGIC, b****!
 * Twilight:...(Sighs) Of COURSE it is. (They are able to put the stallion in the tanning salon and he slowly recovers)...
 * Stallion:...Uhhgh...what...what? Am I okay? Is Fluffy okay?... Is this heaven?
 * Sid: Dude, if this was heaven, we'd all be wearing halos and have angel wings.
 * Stallion: (The dog (Fluffy) licks him as he laughs)... Thanks for your help, guys. I thought we'd never make it. I... (Sees Princess Celestia, gasps, and then bows)... Your highness Celestia!
 * Celestia:... Uh... Young lad...
 * Stallion: Oh, uh, where are my manners? I'm Blizzardflake, and this is my dog, Fluffy. (Fluffy barks)
 * James: What a common name for a dog... Yet also immapprobeate for a St. Barnard.
 * Stallion (Blizzardflake): Actually, it wasn't originally my dog. I adopted him when his original owner froze to death when falling in icy water.
 * Molly: Aww. Poor thing.... Is he okay to pet?
 * Blizzardflake: It's best if you stayed away from him at your size. He's actually killed rodents and foxes. (Fluffy actually lets her pet him)... Huh?... That's weird.
 * Molly: (Laughs) I guess your dog knows what's a person and what's not. (Scratches him in the chin)
 * Twilight:... Can I ask... What exactly are you doing out of Equestria?
 * Julie: (Still grabbing onto Griffth as a horse form)... You-you-you-you weren't exiled too, were you?
 * Blizzardflake: You guys were EXILED here?... Even you, princess?
 * Celestia: It's a VERY long story.
 * Blizzardflake: Oh, and to answer your question, I've been here for a long time. My parents took me here on a trip when I was a colt. We heard from Celestia that it was a good place to find... Some friends of hers.
 * Everyone: Friends?
 * Celestia: What friends?
 * Blizzardflake: The ones who introduced Christmas and Easter to Equestria, of course.
 * Celestia:... You... You don't mean the Guardians of Childhood, do you?
 * Taiku/Twilight: The Guardians of what now?
 * Blizzardflake:... Yeah. My parents wanted more than anything to meet them personally. But unfortunately, on our trip to the North Pole... We got lost, and my parents froze to death when I was 12. I didn't know what to do. I thought I wasn't going to make it in a place like this. But then... I heard about this resistance. A resistance that is against the awful person responsible for the intense blizzard that killed my parents. I was trying to find this resistance, and I met Fluffy when he was all by himself after his owner's death. We continued our search for the resistance ever since, but the storm is so intense, we can barely see anything. We were at least lucky enough to make it this far. But then this avalanche came, and trapped us in that cave. And... That's when you showed up.
 * Griffth:... You're looking for a resistance who's fighting a wizard?
 * Blizzardflake: Not just any wizard. A wizard named... COLD HEART THE SADISTIC!
 * Taiku: COLD Heart?
 * Twilight:... Do you happen to know a guy named 'Good Heart'?
 * Blizzardflake:...  No such wizard exists here. What did this 'Good Heart' look like?
 * Taiku: Blue skin, sky-blue beard, dark-blue robe, snowflake hat with snowy owl feather, icy crystal staff?
 * Blizzardflake:... YOU ACTUALLY MET COLD HEART?!?
 * Jimmy:... You're telling me that guy who offered to help us get back home was a BAD GUY?!?
 * Blizzardflake: I guess so. Cold Heart matches the description. And it's probably best that you refused his offer, he is as sadistic as the name suggests. This intense snowstorm that's making it difficult to survive in is all his doing. He's caused so many bad things in the past. He is responsible for so many destructive blizzards in this world's past, INCLUDING the 1993 Storm of the Century that killed so many innocent lives.
 * Celestia: I KNEW there was something off about that guy.
 * Taiku: ..... OK, NOW I FEEL REALLY MORONIC THEN I WAS BEFORE?!
 * Twilight: Espeically since YOU didn't believe her!
 * Taiku: HEY, YOU FELL FOR HIS OFFER, DIPSHIT!!! YOU WANTED TO HELP HIM IN A FAVOR THAT WOULD'VE DOOMED THIS PLACE, PERHAPS EVEN EQUESTIA BASED ON WHAT THAT HAGGEN DAZ GUY SAID!?
 * Twilight: Well, excuse me for not seeing that! The guy seemed fine. YOU DIDN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER WITH THAT AWFUL COMMENT TO CELESTIA!!
 * Taiku: DROP IT ALREADY!!! GOD, why are you so freakishly annoying?!?
 * Twilight: I don't know, why are YOU so freakishly rude?
 * Taiku: Well, why are YOU so freakishly not willing to listen to reason?
 * Blizzardflake: (The two continued fighting as he, Fluffy, and Celestia watched)... Are they always like that?
 * Celestia: Yeah, they just met, and didn't make a good first impression. Expect them to be arguing all the time.
 * Blizzardflake:... So how did you get exiled, your highness?
 * Celestia: Well, I suppose since you should probably be joining us, we'll have to tell you the whole thing on the way.
 * Russel grab both Twilight and Taiku by the necks.
 * Russel: "ALL RIGHT, YOU HONEY-MOONERS, BREAK IT UP?!"
 * The group began to leave as they were watched by two ice-ifived pony figures.
 * Another humanised iced figure stood as well.
 * ???: "Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Twilight: "It wasn't snowing this much when we came in!"
 * Blizzard: "That's because Cold Heart likes to take breaks with every snow storm he makes. Now, his magic is limitless, but he's still an old guy, and old people need breaks. It's argueably the ONLY good thing about him."
 * Alice: "To be honest through, I kinda don't get why the guy acts like this."
 * Blizzard: "Neither do I! I was hoping I would figure that from the resistence."
 * Dan: "I have a few theories. Maybe he was a victim of a romance turned sour."
 * Blizzard: "I might not be so sure on that."
 * Dan: "Ok, maybe he's a snow god who feels unappresiated and punishes the world for it."
 * Blizzard: "Nah, that sounds too petty for him."
 * Dan: "I got it! Alien, mind-control."
 * Blizzard: "........ Wha......"
 * Gwen: "..... Dan, couldn't you be stupid somewhere else?"
 * Dan: "Not until 4."
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Charming "friends" you have there, Tea-koot."
 * Taiku: "(Mocking laughter), SHUT UP?!"
 * The group unknowingly ventures pass a pile of frozen bones.
 * Taiku: "Look, there's a cave we can use."
 * The group entered a seemingly innosent cave, until when the stormed died down, it was not so innosent as it turned out to be dark and wolf-like.
 * The group settled in.
 * Russel: "Ahh, this is the warmest badassist cave I've been to."
 * Taiku: "Well, I don't know about people like Sprinkles here, but, I think I'll be the bravest guy against Cold Fart! I LAUGH, at the face of danger! (Hearty) HA-HA-HA?! (Laughter was heard) (GIRLY SCREAM?!) (Hides behind Celestia)!"
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Our hero."
 * The group looked concerningly as three fire wolves with simularities with Shenzi Banzai and Ed entered.
 * Female Fire Wolf: "Well, Well, Well, Brimstone, what have we got here?"
 * Male Fire wolf 1 (Brimstone): "Hmm, I don't know, Spicze, uh, what do you think, Firecracker?"
 * Second Male Fire Wolf (Firecracker): "(Laughs like Ed)!"
 * Brimstone: "Yeah, just what I was thinking.... FREE LUNCH?!"
 * Godfry: "Oh, free lunch you say? Well what's the occation?"
 * Gwen: "(Wispers) US STUPID?!"
 * Godfry: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Celestia: "Please, we aplogies for intruding in your home, but we need selther from the storm."
 * Brimstone: "Yeah, you and the last few other suckers that evah graced our stomichs!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * Celestia: "Please, our qurral is not with you. We wish to join the resistence against Cold Heart."
 * Spicze: "Are you nuts!? The guy's the greatest thing to happen to us in relation to food and OUR surviveal!"
 * Brimstone: "Yeah! When it's dinner time, Coldy gives the entries!"
 * Firecracker laughs!
 * Blizzard: "Typical. Amoral Scavingers that benifit from the fallen of a madman's wickedness. I expected no lesser."
 * Brimstone: "Oh everyone's a critic! Or in your case, a FOOD critic!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed again!"
 * Twilight: "OH, MY CELESTIA, YOUR MORALS ARE DEPLORABLE, YOU, SLOBBING, MANGEY, STUPID, POUCHERS?!"
 * They start to sing this familier song.
 * Twilight: "..... Are they, singing?"
 * Taiku: "Oh NOW look what you did, Twilight Saga Sparkle?!"
 * The Gang found themselves surrounded by an army of Fire Wolves.
 * (Shenzi): "Oh WHY AGAIN DOES THERE HAVE TO BE ANOTHER RIP-OFF OF US!?"
 * (Banzai): "YEAH, AND THEY OWE US AND DISNET SERIOUS MONEY, LIKE THOSE RAPTORS AND THE JACKELS FROM THAT SECOND PART OF THE PIRATE AVENTURE FROM SEASON 2!?"
 * (Twilight): Well, there's so many other ripoffs of other characters, and nobody's stopping them.
 * (Shenzi):... Yeah, that's true. I'm sure we'll meet a lot of other ripoffs in the future, so it's best we dropped it already.
 * Brimstone: We're gonna love you tender and raw! (Firecracker cackles wildly)
 * Taiku: Back off! Don't make us use force!
 * Spicze: Force? HAH! I'd love to see you try- (They are all frozen)
 * Edgar:... Don't say we didn't warn you- (The fire wolves' hot temperature immediately melted them free)... AW, COME ON!!!
 * Jimmy: (Breathes fire on them, but it only makes them stronger as they cackled)
 * Brimstone: We're FIRE wolves, dumbass! Fire only makes us stronger! Now we'll kill you twice as hard! (The three cackled)
 * Godfry: I have poisonous breath! I'll use that!
 * Spicze: Honey, we've been around chemical gases all the time during volcanic eruptions. Even acid rain can't harm us.
 * Griffth: Hmm...(Shapeshifts into a large mountain troll, and roars beating his chest like a gorilla)
 * Julie: WHOA, EASY, GRIFFTH, I'LL SLIP AND TOUCH THE WET SNOW!!!
 * Brimstone:...Wait a minute...you're a mermaid that's afraid of water?
 * Julie: Yes, it's terrifying!...(The fire wolves scoffed and laughed)
 * Spicze: A mermaid who's afraid of water! Now I've seen everything! (Firecracker gets an idea, and sets Julie's tail fin on fire)
 * Julie: YAAHH!! MY TAIL!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (The fire wolves laughed as Julie put out the fire in the snow) Ahhhhh!...(Realizes she touched water)...AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF THE SNOW!!! IT'S WET, WET IS BAD!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! (The fire wolves laughed even harder)
 * Griffth: ALRIGHT, THAT TEARS IT!!! (Attacks the fire wolves, but they are too athletic and end up weakening him and he is rendered back to his elf form)
 * Brimstone:...Oh, an elf that can shapeshift, huh?
 * Twilight: Hey, douchebags! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?!?
 * Spicze: "Like, you?"
 * Twilight: "Oops."
 * Twilight quickly teleported away as Spicze almost managed to chomped on Twilight!
 * Twilight reappeared grasping into Celestia's neck for dear life.
 * Taiku laughed!
 * Firecracker bit Taiku's tail!
 * Taiku: "(GIRLY SCREAM!?) MOMMY?! MOMMY?! THE MEAN PUPPY BIT MY TAIL!?"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * Twilight was nearly attempted to laugh as well, but Celestia shook her head no at her.
 * Brimstone: "Now that's what I call, A DINNER AND A SHOW?!"
 * The Fire Wolves laughed!
 * The Trio Wolf trio and their Fire Wolf pack began to surround the group.
 * Dan: "Dudes, I think we should've took our chances with getting cold!"
 * The Fire Wolf Trio were prepared to pounce, until they hear a familier chant.
 * Voices: "Oh-We-Um, We-Ohhhhhhhhoh. Oh-we-um, We-Ohhhhhhhhhoh."
 * The Fire Wolves gasped in concern!
 * The group look at the Snowmen army returning armed with iceitcle crossbows and ice swords.
 * General Haggen Daz shouted a battle-cry that scared away the Fire Wolves back to where they came from!
 * Twilight: "WE'RE SAVED!?"
 * General Haggen Daz: "No thanks are nessersary, weary travelers. Good Heart has had a change of heart and wants you to come back to his castle. He hopes by saving you from the beastly fire wolves, you would actselly be much more trust-worthy to him."
 * Celestia: "I appresiate the effert, but he wasted his time and it came too late. Blizzard told us everyone what really happened."
 * General Haggen Daz: "Wow, your gonna take the words of a criminal seriously? This is the guy that murdered his own parents and that poor dog's owner so he can terrorised the people of this kingdom."
 * Godfry: "(Gasp), AND I GAVE HIM MY PORTABLE TANNING SALON!?"
 * Twilight: "AND WE SAVED YOU FROM AN ANVALENCE!?"
 * Blizzard: "WHAT!? Celestia, surely you know that fat tub of snow is lying and-"
 * But to Celestia, Haggen Daz was given a truth jinx to trick Celestia into making the same mistake.
 * Celestia: "..... You, lied to us!"
 * Bliizard: "..... WHAT?!"
 * The Snowmen grabbed and chained up Blizzard and Fluffy!
 * General Haggen Daz: "Blizzard, you are here by sentenced to death for crimes against Good Heart and assusiating with the treacherious and deludional Fire Wolves. It will come by dawn."
 * The Snowmen dragged the screaming Blizzard away!
 * General Haggen Daz: "Oh, and uh, as to why you sense that "Dark Stuff", you see, Good Heart has the misfortune of being cursed by a periment false darkness and false lying Jinx by unrelated forces. Poor Good Heart still struggles with getting rid of it."
 * Everyone stares disappointedly and angerly to Celestia.
 * Alice: "..... I, can't believe, you insulted our only way to get home!?"
 * Celestia: "Everyone please, how was I suppose to know about this?! I had the misfortune to be fooled by Jinxes before!? I'm not perfect?!"
 * Godfry: "BUT ISN'T THAT THE BASIC IDEA FOR A GOD!? TO BE PERFECT!?"
 * Celestia: Yes, but jinxes are not easy things to detect, even for me!
 * Taiku:... I... I thought I could trust you!
 * Celestia: Look, everyone, I'm sorry-
 * Russel: NO, YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU NEGLECTED A GUY WHO SUFFERS A PERMANENT JINX, AND TRICKED US INTO ASSISTING A MURDERER!!!
 * Celestia: I didn't know! You have to believe me, I can't detect jinxes!
 * Jimmy: YET YOU NEVER TOOK THE TIME TO LEARN HOW TO DO SO?!? Some princess you are!
 * Midnight: Everyone, don't you DARE insult Celestia like that! So what if that guy has a jinx? She's not perfect. Nobody is. Not even Gods. Please, don't make this another separation, because we've had enough of those already.
 * Godfry: YOU'RE TAKING HER SIDE?!?
 * Jimmy: Don't listen to her, she's only defending that jerkoff tyrant just because it's what her cutie mark says she had to- (Midnight Fate grabs him by the neck) AAAHHHKKK!!!
 * Midnight Fate:... Don't... EVER... Insult the princess, you pretendious lizard! We need her to survive this place!
 * Dan: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? She'll only make more mistakes than ever!
 * Griffth: And here, I thought she was supposed to be a PERFECT ruler! I guess we were wrong!
 * Midnight Fate:... I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING FROM ALL OF YOU!!! YOU ARE DESPICABLE MONSTERS FOR TURNING AGAINST THE PRINCESS!! MAYBE TWILIGHT WAS RIGHT, PERHAPS YOU REALLY ARE BULLIES!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE PART OF MAGIC UNIVERSITY!!! HELL, YOU DON'T DESERVE MAGIC!!! FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, I HOPE YOU ALL DROP DEAD IN THIS BLIZZARD!!!
 * Celestia: Midnight, please, you're going a little too far! I'm sorry this had to happen. But jinxes are not an easy thing to overlook.
 * Jimmy: That's no excuse! You're an awful princess! I can't believe we once looked up to you!
 * Celestia: OKAY, THAT IS ENOUGH OUT OF ALL OF YOU!!! I may not be perfect, but you're going to need me to get out of here. I am an excellent guide!
 * Taiku: I say we do what we SHOULD'VE done! Go back to Good Heart's hideout, and accept his deal with NO objections! And just to make sure this situation NEVER happens again, let's NEVER listen to ANYTHING the princess says AGAIN until the job is done! All in favor, say aye!
 * Everyone except Celestia: AYE!!
 * Taiku:... So, PRINCESS, are you going to tell them no?
 * Celestia:... (Sighs) I will no longer object to your desidions.... Eagle-Beak was right. I no longer deserve to be ruler. (They all left while some silhouetted figures watched them and rushed off)
 * (Lord Shen): SERIOUSLY?!? This jinx crap again? I'm starting to think that's a new excuse the producer made to get out of Celestia's lie-and-truth senses!
 * (Icky): Well you have to admire that the Producer's making an attempt to avoid villains being anti-climaticly defeated as easily as that. I suppose, ever since we busted Eureka, soon EVERYBODY's gonna use the truth jinx as an excuse to avoid punishment.
 * (Sparx): You know, I think the princesses needs to start a plan to make sure bastards don't use that cheap trick as an excuse to avoid the punishments they deserve. If they don't, then there's going to be some serious bulls*** going down!
 * (Twilight): "Learning how to detect jinxes is NOT an easy thing to do, even for Celestia."
 * (Lord Shen): "I understand that, but like Jimmy said, it shouldn't hurt to at least attempt to make the effert to fix that flaw in her lie and truth senses."
 * (Jimmy): "Hey don't take the me in the story TOO seriously, I only said that because I was almost Wolf chow! When you almost became lunch, you tend to be angry about it!"
 * (Lord Shen): "But you otherwise agree that Celestia can't afford to let this flaw go un-noticed."
 * (Jimmy): "Well, yeah, but that's not to say I don't agree about it not being easy and-"
 * (Godfry): "Well even then, where is Celestia suppose to find a Jinx Teacher for a sun god?"
 * (Twilight): Remember Mystery Hex? She helped remove Ahuizotl's truth jinx. Trust me, after Eureka was caught lying to the Princess, she's actually been thinking of starting an act to look for those who can detect and remove jinxes to join in the Royal Guard and any other Equestrian police force, that way anyone who even MENTIONS truth/lie jinxes will be given an interrogation by jinx masters.
 * (Icky): Perfect! You'll have your own versions of lie detectors. And it certainly brings a whole new meaning to the right to remain silent. (Chuckles)
 * (Twilight): Anyway, as soon as we were fooled by General Dazs' truth jinx, we advanced right back to where we met Cold Heart so we can get returning home done with. But little did we know that we were being watched by some...unexpected faces.
 * Cold Heart: So, you decided to return and accept my deal, did you?
 * Taiku: We're sorry, Good Heart. It's just that this princess foolishly let herself fall for your jinx problem, and promised to never object with this. So... You'll help us get back home?
 * Cold Heart: And in return, you must do something for me.
 * Twilight: Just name it!
 * Cold Heart: ".... You must, create a portal big enough to send an entire army to be able to travel across the cosmos."
 * Twilight: "Ok. Sounds easy enough. Why though?"
 * Cold Heart: "Well, I suspected you people weren't banished here without a reason, yes?"
 * Taiku: "Well, we kinda got sent here by Magic Universeity's asshole professor because he CLAIMS to want to protect Equestia from a perpetual night doomsday caused by an old Equestia Myth. But if you ask me, his way of doing by usurping a once awesome princess to turn a peaceful land into a war nation is a pretty retarded way to do to."
 * Cold Heart: "Alchourse. The Typical Usurper scenario. Like I haven't exspearienced THAT already. Tell you what: Create this great portal, and my forces will help you punish this Eagle-Beak from his transgressions."
 * Taiku: "All right, NOW we're getting somewhere! Ok, purple jackass, do what your still amaturish magic can do."
 * Twilight: "(Grumbles) I'll show you amaturish. (Casted the Spell and opens a great Portal to Equestia, already suffering the force of Eagle-Beak's uprising.)"
 * Cold Heart: "(Thinks) Finally. Now I no longer have to deal with that annoying black sandy emo and his stupidity."
 * Cold Heart: "Well done. Now, my Snowmen, today, marks an historic event. Today, Eagle-Beak, shall feel the full frontal assult of ice! Armies, march, forword?!"
 * (Icky): "Wait, wasn't there one episode of the Cronicles where it showed that Celly can read minds?"
 * (Twilight): "As of Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius, yes. However, Cold Heart was smart enough to give himself a mind-block, so Celestia didn't heard it."
 * (Trixie): "Then HOW THE BUCK did Equestia avoided a Snowman invadion?!"