Equestrian Kung Fu Fight Club

Equestrian Kung Fu Fight Club is the 6th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Peng and his girlfriend, Lian, have come to the Dragon Temple not only wishing to live under their tutorage of learning to better the UUniverses as Shell Lodgers after getting quite an amount of praise, but to also bring Kung Fu Fight Clubs to places that are routinely attacked like Equestria or Camelot. The Lodgers embraced them with opened arms, especially Po. However, this attracted the attention of not only the rebellious Junjie,  who's thinking this will be the perfect way to earn Mang's forgiveness AND gain control of the Lodgers at the exact same time, as due to a mental relapse thanks to another failure when Junjie has otherwise was avoiding such things, but also Tai Lung, who decides to break out and recruit his sister, Dai Song, from When Turkeys Revolt, and the Komodos from there as well, even their somewhat dim-headed warrior king, Fing Fung Fong, into the League. Although, Fing was reluctant to get involved with evil again after what happened with Bao Sa Mao, that changed when Junjie had him exposed to corruption powder and had taken the other Lodgers prisoner and threatened to kill SpongeBob and give Mang his soul for the X-blade and Kairi's life unless the Lodgers accept Junjie as the new leader. Now Spyro, Peng, Po and the Five must defeat Junjie, Tai Lung, Dai Song and the Komodos and rescue the other Lodgers with the help of the signed-up members of the Fight Club and a reformed former foe of Spyro who has appeared with his family to protect the hero he almost hurt. When this mess is over, Junjie is set to get another earful from Mirage and Mang for his reckless and rebellious behavior.

(Based on the episode I saw, Kung Fu Fight Club)

Chapter 1: Peng and Lian Return, As Well As Junjie
Dragon Temple. Flashback. Present Meanwhile... Later... Meanwhile. Present Canterlot, Equestria Applosia.
 * Lord Shen was holding a party.
 * Lord Shen: "A toast for the Penguins and Icky for a good job done. And an extra toast for Icky for not somehow screwing it up. That's a first I beleive. We have offitcally saw the end of the Evil Chackle."
 * Spongebob: "Awesome work guys! Though Rico did sort've took a misteap with Sour Cookie."
 * Rico: "Sa-ree!"
 * Kolwalski: "And we can safely bet he'll lawyer up against us soon. With Hammy Hammerhead no less."
 * iago: "Well it's a good thing Hammy hasn't exactly had good luck with dealing with us so far, so otherwise, this won't be TOO hard."
 * Crane: "Well, I better practice my justification of Rico just being unpredictable, AGAIN, just for the sake of keeping our butts safe."
 * Cynder: "Well, that stuuf about this "Mafia Allience" trying to establish a villain team to work for them is concerning. And that mysterious gain of darkspawnic jewelery? I think there's something, unsavery going on here."
 * Lord Shen: "And it's a concern we will work to discover on, but until then, it's best not to worry about it now. The Mafia Allience lost their villain team gamble and will stay in Hiatus again, and we captured Sour Cookie... Though granted, Rico un-nessersarly injured him in the process."
 * Rico: "(Noises), Sorry!"
 * Lord Shen: "So by all accounts, we should at least enjoy at least this victory against this allience of organised crime."
 * Sir Hiss: "Here here. For now, tis a time of celebration."
 * A wolf comes in.
 * Wolf: "Sir, we have two visitors. Two snow leopards."
 * Spyro: "Snow leopards?"
 * Wolf: "Well, yeah. One of them said he goes by the name of "Peng", so, I came to tell you guys about it and-"
 * Icky: Wait, Peng? You mean that guy who almost had his own episode in this series until a misunderstanding erupted which briefly caused the producer to upload Tman's spinoff episodes onto his, and--
 * Po: Yeah, him! Look, we need to tell you something. He's no longer afraid of doing Kung Fu because of his lineage with Tai Lung. You see...well...we had a--
 * Shifu: Let's not explain it just yet. Let them in. (Peng and a familiar snow leopard from Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness appears)
 * Peng: Hey, guys!
 * Icky: (Seeing the taller snow leopard, and whistles) WOW, what a kitty! (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
 * Lian: We're both a couple, thank you very much.
 * Po: Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, explaining when we first met Lian. You see, I was sent by Shifu to find a Kung Fu fight club and shut it down because that kind of stuff was outlawed since it would lead to rookies getting hurt. But then...well, I ended up joining the Fight Club, and I found out that Lian got Peng to open his eyes in Kung Fu more. The problem was that our old 'friend' Tong Fo tried to corrupt Peng by threatening to kill Lian. Luckily, we saved them, and Shifu lifted the ban of fight clubs, and...there you go.
 * Sandy: You guys own a fight club?
 * Lian: Yeah. It's like what you other-worldly beings call 'Olympics'.
 * Skipper: With a blend of gladiator games?
 * Lian: Yeah, that, too.
 * Peng: But personally, I'm glad that old idea of me being in your series was cancelled because...well, I guess DreamWorks had an idea to fix that already. It would've been cut out already, or I would at least have to pretend that I looked up to Kung Fu in another way.
 * Viper: Well, it's good to see you guys again. But is that the reason you came here in the first place?
 * Lian: No, actually. We came to tell you guys that I discovered that 'Olympics' thing just recently, and thus I decided that we should hold Kung Fu fight clubs on other worlds.
 * Shifu: Really?
 * Peng: Well, yeah, I mean, fight clubs aren't banned anywhere else, are they?
 * Shifu: Not that I know of. But...what world did you have in mind to host this new fight club?
 * Peng: Some world that we've heard is one of the most well-noted since you guys first crash-landed there. Said to be inhabited with colorful horses with tattoos on their flanks, and--
 * Icky: Equestria?
 * Peng: YEAH, that!
 * Icky and Iago: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Peng: ".... What's wrong? Has Equestia banned fight clubs recently?"
 * Icky: "Not exactly, it's just..... It kinda has a problem with, a unicorn council that, doesn't trust otherworldly beings very well. In fact, just last week, when Cousin Cashy tried to open a chain restaurent in Equestia..."
 * A green Icky look-a-like: "I, Cashy, have announced my fastfood joint of soy and tofu burgers to be, OPEN?!"
 * Cashy snips open the line as ponies cheer!
 * ???: "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
 * The Unicorn Council is seen.
 * Shineflare: "WHAT IS, THIS I HEARD, ABOUT AN ALIEN OPENING BUSINESS IN EQUESTIA?!"
 * Cashy: "(Gulp)..... Well, Celestia and Luna gave me permission to open up shop here since I was releated to Icky of the Shell Lougers. I came here offering tofu and soy burgers and healthy french fries, made with love, and their choice of diet sodas. I am aiming to unvail the first ever Fastfood restaurent actselly healthy for continuious consomtion. It's perfectly legit business."
 * Shineflare: "...... Legit business? You call it legit, offering addicting foods, turning ponies into your slaves in "mininum wage", AND PUT EQUESTIA OWN AND BORNED BUSINESSES IN BANKRUPCY!?"
 * Cashy: "W-what?! No! That's not what I'm aiming for at all?! I'm an honest businessman!"
 * Shineflare: "Ha!? EVERYPONY KNOWS BUSINESS MEN ARE NEVER HONEST?!"
 * Cashy: "Ok, why are you so distrusting to me?"
 * Shineflare: "I am being much more careful, AND TOUGH, to outsider businesses when Kevin "Qu Dan" tried to usurp our soverangey under an influence of Mang Cobra! I care not for what Celestia has said or stupidly approved of! I WANT YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Cashy: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I PUT MY HEART AND SOUL INTO THIS, AND CELESTIA IS THE ONE WHO CAN DESIDE SOMETHING LIKE THAT!?"
 * A sword is pointed to Cashy's face!
 * It was being held by Pred Judu Des.
 * Pred: "I advise you rephrase that word, alien."
 * Cashy: "I, duh, duh, duh, I'M SUEING YOU AND THE UNICORN COUNCIL FOR DEATH THREATS AND HARRASSMENT?!"
 * Shineflare: "HA?! GOOD LUCK ACTSELLY GETTING A LAWYER TO ACTSELLY OVER-THROW THE WILL OF THE UNICORN COUNCIL!?"
 * In court.
 * Crane as Harvy Wadder: "And in concludion, my client Cashy has been harrassed and threaten by the unicorn council AND Pred Judu Des over opening a business in ponyville! I ask that this is not to be allowed and not to be tolerated."
 * Judge: Then I guess it's settled. The court rules in favor of Cashy!
 * Shineflare: AW, COME ON!! (Guards pointed their guns at her)...
 * Judge: As punishment for harsh harassment, Shineflare shall have 1 week of suspension, and will be sentenced to community service in Ponyville.
 * Shineflare: WHAT?!?
 * Icky: You heard him, douchebag! YOU'RE SUSPENDED AND GROUNDED!! Maybe next time think before you harass someone innocent.
 * Judge: Case dismissed! (Slams hammer down)
 * Icky: And while Glitterhair was in charge of the Council, Shineflare took up a temporary job as a babysitter for Galiax and a few other fillies. The lady was traumatized by those little munchkins' antics that she has nightmares of them even today.
 * Iago: I say she deserves those nightmares as a reminder to trust other-worldly beings properly.
 * Icky: But, sadly...that wasn't enough. She still won't stand for any businesses being run without her knowing about it. There's a good chance that if they find out about your 'fight club' being held there, they're gonna be all over you like white on rice.
 * Lian: Oh, my!
 * Peng: Well, shoot! There goes our one chance to spread our excitement across the UUniverses. I can see we wasted our time doing this.
 * Lian: Oh, no! I'm not the one to be scared off by a bunch of xenophobic jerks. I'm gonna have a nice long chat with this 'Shineflare', and we're gonna have ourselves a nice long fight club. And NOTHING is going to say otherwise.
 * Sandy: Dang, she's pretty damn assertive!
 * Po: Yeah, you don't wanna mess around with Lian, she bites, and bites HARD!
 * Alex: Well, you might not wanna do this alone, though. We'll have to accompany you on this one. We're the only ones regulating Shineflare's distrust on other-worldly beings. She doesn't hurt a single soul as long as we're around.
 * Gloria: Mm-hmm, I know that's right!
 * Icky: "Yeah, your gonna need our help on this. If there's anyone capable to keep Shiney from being a bitch, it's pretty much us."
 * Lian: Well, good! Because I've already had enough trouble with someone threatening my life and my career as it is, and I am NOT gonna let a xenophobe ruin it this time.
 * Sandy: Okay, easy on the tone, lady. Let's not resort to violence when she speaks her first words about this situation. Just let us handle everything, okay?
 * Lian: Well, that's good.
 * Peng: Sorry about her attitude, guys. Ever since our little stunt with Tong Fo, she's grown hateful against those who treat our hobbies like crap as opposed to those who treat her like crap.
 * Po: Yikes. That's pretty bad.
 * Peng: You have no idea.
 * Lian: So what're we waiting for? Let's get this fight club started.
 * Junjie: (He is looking angrily at his ugly self in the mirror, and utterly smashes it) GODDAMN IT!! I'M PPHHHHSTUCK LIKE PPHHHIIISSS FOR A PPHHULLLL MONTH!!! WHAT AM I GONNA DO LOOKING LIKE PPPHHHIIISSS?!?
 * Tai Lung: Hey, nobody's laughing at you, Junjie, just chill out. (Makunga is softly scoffing until Tai Lung smacks him)
 * Galaxhar: "Oh worry not. The month of Febuary will fly by rather quickly."
 * Junjie: "Not enoughthhhhhhhh!  I needthhhhhhhh a quicker remeny to end my current plaughhhe!"
 * Makunga: "Ya know, your the same guy who managed to snag Mang's exspearimental fuse meddailian yet can't realise he can do the same to Mang's spell box? Weak."
 * Junjie: "...... Mang'stthhhhh Spellthhhhh Boxthhhh! MAKUNGA YOU GENIUSTHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Galaxhar: "OH WAY TO ENCOURAGE HIM?!"
 * Junjie: (Appears back to normal, and sighs and relief) Great! Now I no longer have to worry about sounding like Daffy Duck if his tongue was swollen!
 * Galaxhar: You do realize that you can't let Lord Cobra see you back to normal, and let him change you back to your ugly self again, right?
 * Junjie: Unfortunately, yes. But I might not be able to hide my recovery for long, so I've got enough time to plan my own scheme to pass the time.
 * Makunga: Oh here we go again.... Ok, just, what exactly did you have in mind?
 * Junjie: Well, the Evil Cackle was not the only place where I can feel free to bet with others. There a run-down bar in China where I get to hang out with the other bad guys that the Dragon Warrior has fought. One of the people I bet against was this loris sour-crop named Tong Fo, claiming that he was first thwarted by the Dragon Warrior when he first tried to claim this Mjolnir-style hammer. He also claimed to have almost gotten away with one of his schemes in an illegal fight club run by these two snow leopards. One of them, I think might interest Tai Lung. I just discovered that they're planning to open a fight club match on Equestria.
 * Makunga: (Scoffs and laughs) What are the odds of them getting away with that after the Unicorn Council has proven to be distrusting against other-worldly beings opening businesses there thanks to one of Mang's scemes with Kevin?
 * Junjie: Well, my snow leopard assistants say that they asked for help from the Shell Lodgers to make sure no complaints are made after that court case with the Ichthyornis' cousin being harassed.
 * Tai Lung: So what's your plan, then?
 * Junjie: My plan is pretty obvious, isn't it? We gotta go down there and see what we can do with that fight club. We might even use the Unicorn Council to our advantage.
 * Galaxhar: "I would rather not try to do that THROUGH them! Remember the last villain that tried to usurp Equestia's soveringy through those jerks?"
 * Junjie: "Alchourse, Master Brainiac. Whatever happened to him?"
 * Galaxhar: ".... Well....."
 * Chain comes back with a series of torture devices.
 * Chain: "Hi Mr. Brainiac! Your daily doses of viamin torture is here!"
 * A supervillain chimpanzee with an enlagred brain is seen strapped against his will and ball-gagged!
 * Chain: "Oh, oh! And I just brought my faverite! (Brings out an omious jar) Guess what it is?"
 * Brainiac: "Mmpfh! Mmm!?"
 * Chain: "No silly! It's not a "MMM MMMM", it's a jar of parasites! But a speical kind of parasite! They like brains!"
 * Chain opens the jar and snake-like parasitic creatures came out hissing!
 * Chain: "My sisters say they're Snake-Brain Parasites, and I don't have to worry about them eating my brain cause they said "I don't have one". Pfft! As if. They were just being silly as usual. Anyway, your gonna have fun with these guys, Mr. Brainiac. This is an espeiclally fun "punishment" for trying to overthrow Celestia through the unicorn council! And may talk of what is happening to you make sure villains don't EVER try that again! Look out, I'm gonna put one of them through your butt!"
 * Brainiac was mmpthing loudly!
 * Chain started Woody Woodpecker laughing!
 * Sharp-Pay's voice: "Chain, I'm reminding you that this week's the last week the lougers are gonna allow us to "Punish" Brainiac for trying to malmitulate Shineflare and the council to usurp Celestia and Luna of their crowns. They asked that on this week, your not allowed anything extreme."
 * Chain: "....... Does using the Snake-Brain Parasites count as "ex-ter-eam"?"
 * Sharp-Pay's Voice: Well, judging by how lethal those things are...YES!
 * Chain: AW F****** S***, F****** F***, GODDAMN F***, SON OF A S*** WEASEL!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG TO TRY THESE OUT!!!...Can I at least give him the rack?
 * Sharp-Pay's Voice: (Whispering is heard) Yes, but--
 * Chain: YAAYY!! (Woody laughs, and pulls the rack crank hard)
 * Sharp-Pay's Voice: BUT NOT THAT--(A violent rip was heard)...Hard!
 * Galaxhar:...It didn't end well.
 * Junjie: (Barfs) They seriously tore off his limbs?!? NASTY!!
 * Tai Lung: "Well, Brainiac is by all means alright.... Through he's both a cyborg now, and now has a crippling fear of ponies. He can no longer look at the louger "Trixie" the same again without pooping himself silly. He became an almost stupidly easily defeated villain."
 * Junjie: "Ok, SCRATCH using the unicorn council! We'll have to do this by ourselves! And I am genius enough to inprovise."
 * ???: JUNJIE, IS EVERYTHING OKAY IN THERE?!?
 * Junjie: F***, it's Cobra! (Uses the magic box to make a magic hologram of him still having his deformed body) Uh, PPHHHYYYEAAAAHHH, PPPPPPPHHSUURE PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTHHHHHIING!!! PPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHBBBBBBTT, PHHHBBTT, PPHBT!
 * Cobra's Voice: Geez, do you have a hairball or something?
 * Junjie: Oh, PPHHHHHSSHUUT UPPPPHHH!!!
 * Cobra's voice: "Uh..... I'm just gonna leave you alone."
 * The sound of Cobra teleporting away is heard.
 * Junjie: "..... Good devines, that was close."
 * Galaxhar: "So, now about this plan?"
 * Junjie: "Well, since it concerns only the leopard boy and his girlfriend, who the leopard boy is SURPRISINGLY Tai Lung's nepfew."
 * Tai Lung: "Wait, but I was orphaned. How do I have a nefpew, much less an actual family?"
 * Junjie: "Well, that's movie-TV show tie-ins for you. They aren't known to be very loyal to the shorce material. They like to make up their own lores."
 * Galaxhar: "You realise without me or Makunga, you two, kung-fu masters or not, are gonna be over-wealmed!"
 * Junjie: "Oh, don't worry. Tai Lung and I won't nessersarly be alone. We'll be soughting after, a few prisoners of Chur Gom. Speaking of which, does everyone remember that thanksgiving mess when Spyro had a momentarly issue with the dark legend, Bao Sa Mao, an army of komodo dragons, and Tai Lung's sister?"
 * Tai Lung: "Oh I have a sister now?! Gees, even the series not even CANON to the movie isn't being loyal to the schoure material! Though granted, that's to be expected."
 * Galaxhar: "You mean when at the same time, there was a turkey revolt? Why interested in those guys, they couldn't even protact that Bao guy, how can they ever be a use for you?"
 * Makunga: If you ask me, maybe that Tong Fo guy could be of use. In fact, a LOT of villains there could be of use to us.
 * Junjie: HELL NO, WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY OF THOSE GUYS!! They'll just result in a big fight for credit, and end up harming more than just the fight club. Not to mention some of them are just brutes like that Li Dong guy, DAMN is he brutal. Trust me, I think Dai Song and the Komodos are good enough of a force, especially with their Komodo leader who I learned was the cousin of that Komodo in the Scourge Empire.
 * Galaxhar: Oh, you mean that Zhou Dan guy from the games?
 * Junjie: Yeah, that guy was a jackass to me one time. But he's not important. The important thing is Fing, his cousin.
 * Makunga: Hmm, if he's the cousin of an overlord who can nearly take control of Gongmen City just as good as Lord Shen could, then I guess he sounds pretty tough.
 * Junjie:...Yeeeeah...he's not that much of an evil lizard per say.
 * Tai Lung: What do you mean?
 * Junjie: "He's more of a...... Misguided idiot. I mean yes, if it meant ensuring the future of his "Kingdom", an underground city of Komodos, then he's all for causing whatever mayhem is nessersary, but, that's about it. He only helped Bao cause he promised to treat their "kingdom" of Komodoious like a real kingdom."
 * Tai Lung: "Well how are WE gonna get him and his komodo army to join us if he's more of a misguided twat then a true villain?"
 * Junjie: "It's nothing a well placed corruption powder can't fix. But Dai Song is a much more, open to suggestion willing parpisipent. Plus, I heard she has learned to have master perfected kung fu from being blind, thanks to die hard determination to get even with that panda for "killing" Tai Lung. But she can become stronger with her eyesight returning to her. Galaxhar, Makunga, the best you 2 can do, is make sure Mang is too distracted to even be a little curious! Keep him so catered, he starts to slump like a lazy tree!"
 * Makunga: What makes you think it will work? Wouldn't he be suspicious if we suddenly started pampering him?
 * Junjie: "Not if you pamper him hard enough that again, he becomes too lazy to even think a thing!"
 * Makunga: "It's just that, Mang may not exactly the the same evil warlock from the second war, but he's not THAT stupid!"
 * Junjie: Oh, I've been at the criminal-run spa not too far from our fortress. You walk on his back, boom, he's more relaxed than a guy who's ma--
 * Tai Lung: Okay, we get it!
 * Junjie: So who's with me? (The group moans in skepticism) Excellent! For once, I'll be taken seriously around here. (Cackles as thunder claps in the background)..... Seriously, WHERE DOES THAT COME FROM!?
 * Celestia: (Appears in front of the Unicorn Council) My dear Council, the Lodgers have arrived with some guests.
 * Shineflare:...Hmm...well, for God's sakes, bring them in. (The Lodgers appeared with Lian and Peng)
 * Glitterhair: Hello, Lodgers! Who are the guests you brought here?
 * Lian: I am Lian, and this is my boyfriend, Peng. We have come because we are offering something.
 * Cosmoto: Really? You-you are?
 * Violet Flame: Surely you've heard that we don't take kindly to other-worldly beings, right?
 * Peng: We have, miss...uhh...
 * Violet Flame: Please call me mam!
 * Peng: Mam!
 * Lian: We are owners of a fight club in the DreamWorks Universe, and we have come hoping that we would hold a fight club here in Equestria.
 * Whimsisco: WHAT?!?
 * Violet Flame: A FIGHT CLUB?!? ARE YOU F****** S******* ME RIGHT NOW?!?
 * Glitterhair: Absolutely not!
 * Shineflare: If that's all you wanted to ask me, then you can just forget it! Having fight clubs in Equestria is far too dangerous for my subjects. Hell, they barely know a single move of Kung Fu!
 * Lian: (Gets angry)
 * Celestia: Headmaster, you might wanna be careful what you say, they said that Lian doesn't play nicely with those who--
 * Shineflare: I don't care how intimidating she thinks she is, Celestia! I've got Pred to defend me from whatever this cat has to throw at me!
 * Lian: (Breaths angrily)...
 * Utopia: I don't like the way she's looking at us, Shineflare!
 * Shineflare: Oh, I'm REAL scared! What's she gonna do?
 * Icky: But Shineflare--
 * Shineflare: BUT NOTHING! I want you all out of my sights immediately-
 * Lian grabbed Shineflare by the throat, causing a painful gag!
 * Cosmoto: "This, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-might end poorly."
 * Shineflare: "ACK!? IS THIS ANYWAY WAY TO TREAT THE MEMBER OF THE GOLDEN SLAYERS?!"
 * Lian: "LISTEN, YOU HARD HEADED BITCH!? I DO NOT TAKE KINDLY TO IGNORENT BUROCRATS THAT THINK THEY CAN PROTACT THE PEOPLE BETTER THEN KUNG-FU, WHEN THEY REALLY CANNOT?! I HAD TO DEAL WITH AN INCOMPIDENT LEADER OF MY VILLAGE WHO SAID HE CAN PROTACT OUR HOME FROM BANDIT RAIDS, BUT NEVER SUCCEEDED IN ACTSELLY DOING THAT!?"
 * Shineflare: "IF, ACK, YOU THINK THREATING ME IS GONNA MAKE YOUR SILLY CLUB THING HAPPEN, THEN YOUR MISTAKEN!? PRED IS AN ADAQUIT DEFENDER OF EQUESTIA!? And to a lesser extent, the elements of harmony barers, Twilight Sparkle and friends."
 * Lian: "But what if THEY can't always be around to protact the citizens? What if while they're away fighting a greater threat, smaller ones like bandits and mauraders take advantage of a defenceless land ripe for robbing!"
 * Shineflare: "ACK!? Nonsense! Bandits and Criminals of ANY verity of mythic beast know better then to invade any land of Equestia while Pred is on patrol!"
 * Peng: "Oh, you mean the mass murderor you parade like a hero because he processed a comspect you prefered in ponies? An outdated thought born from a long past war? It's better to let the past be what it is, the past, and not let whatever rotten individal mar you judgement on where they came from."
 * Icky: "Yeah, don't better with that kind of speech with them kid, they're aren't easily winnable like that."
 * Shineflare: "I am ack, telling you people for the last time, Equestia is perfectly fine on it's own, NOT LET ME ACK, GO, BEFORE I CALL THE GUARDS?!"
 * Guards bursted in!
 * Guard Leader: "HEADMISTRESS SHINEFLARE!? THERE'S A BISON-TAUR BANDIT RAID IN APPLOSIA!? Bison Bill is back to rob them of their apples and money again! THE SHERUFF'S OVERWEALMED!?"
 * Shineflare: "Oh! The perfect oppertunity to prove the effectiveness of Pred and his Daughters. Very well, aliens. We'll have a wager. If you could actselly succeed in defeating the Bison-Taurs, and their leader Bison Bill, then I'll bless your silly club. When you lose, YOUR BANISHED FROM EQUESTIA FOREVER, CAT ALIENS!?"
 * Lian: "Your on, you stubbern old goat."
 * Lian dropped Shineflare.
 * Whimsisco: "Are you sure it's a brillient idea to make a bet you might not nessersarly win, Shineflare?"
 * Shineflare: "Councilponies, have faith in your headmistress. Bison-Taurs are asentually Minotaur hybreeds with Bison genes in them. They're no challnage to Pred and the Sisters."
 * The Applosian Ponies and Bisons are trapped by Western Outlaw dressed Bison-like Minotaurs that are the Bison-taurs, lead by one with the sharpest horns, the meanest glare, and the nastest teeth. He had a spooky looking Rattlesnake with him.
 * Bareburn: "Bison Bill, what're you doing is awfully un-neighberly!"
 * The leader (Bison Bill): "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That's the idea of being a criminal! We're not known for our politeness!"
 * Bison-Taurs laughed!
 * Bison Bill: "Now that we've established our dominance over you ponies and the Bisons that befriended them like idiots, we'll be taking our loot of apples and your money back to our hideout. Now this town, belongs to, BISON BILL!?"
 * ???: "You mean the local graveyard belongs to Bison Bill."
 * The Bison-Taurs look to see Pred Judu Des and the Sisters in cow-pony attire.
 * Pred: "Bison Bill, The great Pred Judu Des is calling you out."
 * Bison Bill was not at all imtimidated.
 * Bison Bill: "The great Pred Judu Des, huh? Great asendent of the "Fear War hero" Dred Judu Des, eh? You old mule, your WAY past your prime! And those mix-match of whiny bitches are not worthy continuers neither! Your in no position to be a match for Bison Bill!"
 * Sharp-Pay: "WHY YOU INSOLENT-"
 * Sharp-Pay charges at Bison Bill, who remains unphased!
 * Bison Bill: "Sic'her, Diamond."
 * The Spooky looking Rattlesnake "Diamond" glowed in red eyes and caught Sharp-Pay in a state-like fear!
 * Sharp-Pay: "MALEVOLENT FLAMES?! NO!? GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
 * Sharp-Pay fell to the floor and screamed loudly!
 * Axe-Rella: "(Gasp!) Sharpie!? WHAT DID THAT STUPID REPTILE DO TO MY SISTER!?"
 * Bison Bill: "What? You never seen a Mental-Attack Rattler before? Diamond's spieces is capable to malmitulate her victims by making them relive horrendus fears and past exspeariences. She's how I became such a successful outlaw!"
 * Axe-Rella: "I'LL KILL YOU, YOU BASTURD!?"
 * Axe-Rella charged!
 * Hidden Shadow appeared!
 * Hidden: "AXE-RELLA, NO! COME BACK AND LET ME MAKE YOU AMMUNE TO MENTAL ATTACKS BEFORE IT'S TOO-"
 * Axe-Rella: (Diamond uses the mental attack on Axe-Rella) AAAHHH!!! MALEVOLENT, NO!!!
 * Chain: "We're losing!"
 * Bison Bill used Diamond to mental attack Pred, Chain, and the Struggling Hidden Shadow into a state-like trance!
 * Bison Bill: "HAHA!? Anyone else want to take on Bison Bill?"
 * ???: As a matter of fact, yes! (Lian appears and punches Bison Bill in the face, and manages to fling Diamond off of him and beat up Bill, and Peng and the other Lodgers appear and fight the bandits off)
 * Braeburn: Well, she-yoot! We seem to be lucky.
 * Bison Bill: "No one DARES stand up to Bison Bill! You'll done rue the day you-"
 * Lian: SHUT UP! (Smacks him to the ground, and then continues fighting until they tie up the entire bandit group)
 * Squidward: That was TOO easy!
 * The Unicorn Council saw everything and was shocked.
 * Shineflare: "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b...."
 * Lian: Well, looks like we're having ourselves a nice fight club here.
 * Celestia: "Well Shineflare... It only seems fair to let them have the club now consider Pred wasn't able to defeat a mere bandit leader."
 * Shineflare: "De, de, That was only because Bison Bill was cheating, I.... I, I-"
 * Luna: "Now Shineflare, you gave your word they'll be allowed to open a fight club here IF they proven themselves. Our parents will not be very forgiving to you making false promises."
 * Shineflare sighed in embarrising defeat.
 * Shineflare: "I suppose THIS is what I get for gambling! Fine, I, begrudingly, bless the fight club."
 * Chain: "AGGGGGGGGGGGH!? MALEVOLENT FLAMES?!"
 * Shineflare: "...... Someone get Pred and the sisters to see a de-speller."