The Glob

The Glob is the 13th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, Kowalski, missing Jiggles, gets the idea to try and make a new Jiggles that can take physical form. However, this experimentation gets worse when B.O.B gets mixed up with the new Jiggles' DNA, turning him into a carnivorous gelatinous monster that digests anything it eats, and grows in size when it eats called Jigglodon. Now, with the mutant gelatinous mass terrorizing the Dragon Realms, the Shell Lodge must find a way to cure B.O.B and stop this cyto-cataclysm before he becomes immense and unstoppable.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Toxic Love) coming soon...

Chapter 1- Missing Jiggles
Dragon Temple Kowalski's Lab after long explanation. The temple lab. Mars Lab Living Room Lab
 * Icky: Hey, guys? Check out this funny video Pinkie Pie emailed us!
 * MAD Tv - My Little War Horse Full HDer: Well, this oughtta be good for a laugh. I mean who can resist Pinkie's antics? (After video, the guys laugh)
 * Gilda: I hate to admit it, but that was funny! (Kowalski is heard crying in the other room) Uhhgh! What the hell was that?
 * Skipper: That's Kowalski! He's having another one of his 'missing Doris' moments.
 * Kolwalski's voice: "JIGGLES! (CRIES!)"
 * Skipper: "Oh sweet love of mike, not again!"
 * Icky: "Uh, Jiggles?"
 * Skipper: It's a long story. Let's just get in there, and shut him up!
 * Kowalski: (Tissues all over his seat while he watches The Blob) Oh, Jiggles! You were so cute! WHY DID I HAVE TO SEND YOU AWAY?!? WHY, WHY, WHY?!? (Cries)
 * Skipper: (Comes in) Kowalski? Where's Jiggles? I'm not gonna go through with another one of your crazy--...Huh? No Jiggles. He's just watching The Blob.
 * Gilda: The 1958 version, or the 1988 version?
 * Skipper: 1988 version. He says it has better effects than the 1958 one.
 * Icky: I NEVER wanna see that movie. I mean, did you see how that B.O.B knockoff digested those people? They looked like mummies, mummies with a slobbery expression! (Sees digested person insode Blob on the TV, and Icky barfs)
 * Skipper: Kowalski, what's with the weeping?
 * Kowalski: It's nothing, Skipper, It's just that I miss Jiggles, that's all.
 * Skipper: Kowalski, please! It's bad enough we had to deal with that blob of mischief twice!
 * Icky: You've dealt with it twice?
 * Kowalski: Sadly, yes! I was the one who created Jiggles in the first place. It all started long ago...
 * Kolwalski: "And that was the true last time i seen My little jiggles."
 * Icky: "Not to sound offence, but, you cared for that thing dispite the fact it cause serious mondo damage?"
 * Kolwalski: "Look, i been thinking about jiggles ever since our last adventure with Xenon and Dr. Marz! it had me, thinking."
 * Gilda: "Listen dude, you need to move on. You'll feel better if you forget about it. Let's start by stop watching the blob, of any verson."
 * Kolwalski: "Your right...... I can't hold on to the past anymore."
 * Skipper: "Well that wrapped up well in a nice little bow. How's lunch sound?"
 * everyone leaves.
 * Kolwalski: "Time to forget jiggles.... The old jiggles. Perhaps, i just need to create a new jiggles, a better, nicer, not monsterious jiggles! that will help me get over old jiggles! i'll call it, Jiggles 2.0! This time, I'll make him sentient, just so I have someone to talk to for a while. Now, to start off, I just need to make me an electroplasmatic energy orb!
 * Kolwalski was working hard!
 * Dr. Cockarouch came in.
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Kolwalski? What are you doing?"
 * Kowalski: Dr. Cockroach? I didn't see you there. I'm just, you know, envelope-pushing.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Hmm, sounds fun. Can I join?
 * Kowalski: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. This is kinda like a solo project.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Why?
 * Kowalski: Uh...well...can you keep a secret?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Yeah, of course I can!
 * Kowalski: Okay, then. Remember Jiggles?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Oh, yeah! That cube creature similar to B.O.B. Skipper told me you said you missed it a little.
 * Kowalski: Yeah. I was watching The Blob just thinking about it. I just hope the Jigglii like their new home on Mars.
 * Space Squids: GLORP GLORP GLORP KREEBOPLOS! (Tied up in their own tentacles while the Jigglii are carrying them to a fire)
 * Jigglii King: SACRIFICE!
 * Jigglii: SACRIFICE!
 * Space Squids: GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Well, I'm sure they've learned speech up there by theirselves, Kowalski!
 * Kolwalski: "Well, Jiggles 2 will be less of an issue, i can assure you!"
 * Dr. Cockarocuh.: "Oh, i'm curious on how so?"
 * Kowalski: Why, I'll just make it sentient and physical.
 * Dr. Cockroach: So, you're saying that you wanna make it intelligent?
 * Kowalski: Something like that.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Well, are you sure you can keep it under control? Especially with B.O.B with us? He's very sensitive in falling in love with creatures similar to himself.
 * Kowalski: Are you serious?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Dead serious!
 * Kowalski: Well, that would be a problem, wouldn't it?
 * Dr. Cockroach: So, how are you gonna keep him from this new Jiggles?
 * Kowalski: I don't know, but I'll think of something. I don't know what'll happen if B.O.B should find out about this.
 * B.O.B: If I should find out about what?
 * Kowalski: B.O.B! Wha-what're you doing here?
 * B.O.B: I overheard you guys talking about something. Is there something I should know?
 * Kowalski: No, not a thing!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Absolutely not a thing!
 * B.O.B: Hmm...judging by the looks of your eyes, I think you boys are hiding something from me. Something amazing. Something beyond belief.
 * Kowalski: What're you...what're you talking about?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Yeah!
 * B.O.B: Oh, don't you think I know what you're doing. You're keeping secrets! Even though I don't have a brain, I'm not that stupid. What's going on here?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Uhh...we...uh...we were...planning on what to get you for your birthday next week.
 * B.O.B: Ohh, that's right! Well, I can say I'm looking forward to it. See you guys later! I've got some stuff to do. (Shapeshifts into a slinky, and bounces away)
 * Kowalski: Whew! That was close! We were almost spoiled!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Kowalski, are you sure this is a good idea?
 * Kowalski: Don't worry, Dr. Cockroach! I can handle it! My experimental Jiggles DNA is hidden someplace where no one can find them. Not even Brandy, Dodger, or all those other dog members. Trust me, nothing can go wrong!
 * Icky's vocie: "Hey, B.O.B.! I FOUND SOME PLAYDOUGH INBEWTEEN THE COUCH CUSINS!"
 * Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL?!"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "You didn't, did you?"
 * Kowalski: (Screams like a girl while seeing Icky holding the Jiggles DNA pack)
 * Icky: Weird! It's all gooey and transparent!
 * Kowalski: DON'T TOUCH THAT! (Snatches pack, and runs back into lab)
 * B.O.B:...What just happened?
 * Kowalski: (Turns clock hands down, types key commands, and activates the hidden elevator, and goes down, and puts the pack in the safe) Safe and sound! (Closes safe, and goes back up)
 * B.O.B: (Comes in with Icky) I KNEW you guys were hiding something!
 * Kowalski: Now, B.O.B, it-it-it's not what you think it is!
 * Icky: Then what was that stuff, and what was it doing between the couch coushins? Tell us the truth! I don't wanna have to bring Tigress in here to talk some sense into you!
 * Kowalski:...Alright, fine! I decided to create another Jiggles, okay?
 * Icky: WHAT?!? (Kowalski covers Icky's mouth)
 * Kowalski: SSSSSH! QUIET!
 * B.O.B: Uh, what's a 'Jiggles'?
 * Icky: It's some kind of cubular gelatinous creature Kowalski made.
 * B.O.B: (Gasps, and eyes become hearts)
 * Kowalski: ICKY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM?!?
 * Dr. Cockroach: We've been trying to keep this a secret!
 * Kowalski: Yes, if Skipper finds out, he'll kill me! You cannot tell him or the others about this!
 * Icky: Well, what if we do?
 * Kowalski: We'll show them those pictures of you trying to make out with Gilda while she's asleep.
 * Icky: But-but-but how did you get those pictures?
 * Kowalski: It doesn't matter! Just PLEASE don't say a word! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE!
 * Icky: Alright, alright! I won't! Sheesh!
 * B.O.B: At long last! A creature just like me! I am SO gonna bang this Jiggles!
 * Kowalski: I'm sorry, B.O.B, but I cannot allow that.
 * B.O.B.: "Aw, why not?"
 * Kolwalski: "Because the jiggles 2 i am gonna make will be a guy!"
 * B.O.B.: "Aw man! i am pretty sure i don't go their way."
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Now, how's about we just leave Kolwalski alone with his science project, and we can go get ice cream!"
 * B.O.B: ALRIGHT, I LOVE ICE CREAM! (Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B leave)
 * Kowalski: (Sighs) Icky, I thought I was sunk!
 * Icky was using his IPOD.
 * Kolwalski: "Uh, Icky, what are you doing?"
 * Icky: "Updating my twitter post."
 * Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS!)"
 * Kolwalski grabs IPOD, looks at it!
 * Kolwalski: ""About to get lunch, just chilling, still writing my 9000 word essey why Justin Bieber should be publicly exicuted, and Kolwalski" (gasps!) Icky you traiter!"
 * Icky: "Have you tried finish reading it?"
 * Kolwalski: ""And Kolwalski recently have a sadness meltdown about a bad exipeariment gone wrong. What a baby"?!"
 * Icky: "(Snags away IPOD) Gimme my pod back. Man you paranoid."
 * Icky leaves.
 * Kolwalski: "Man i am losing it! Ok, i better just lock the door!" (Locks door) Alright, no more distractions! I gotta get back to work before anyone else finds out! (Continues work)
 * B.O.B: (Looks through lab door) Don't worry, my Jiggles friend, I'm coming for you!
 * Kolwalski: "HE'S GONNA BE A GUY!"

Chapter 2- Jiggled with DNA
living room. Midnight
 * Kolwalski worked hard. various machinces sounds were made.
 * Skipper: "Has anyone seen Kolwalski? he's been gone awhile now."
 * Private: "I think he still needs time to himself, Skipper."
 * TV: "Today we're coming to you live, as Senitor Tricorn opens the statue of Tricorn, the biggest, money consuming statue ever made as forceably demanded by Tri-Corn. the grand unveiling is being held at centrol park near the grand office."
 * Skipper: "Man, Tri-corn is turning into a block-head ever since she found out Dr. Marz was a total tool."
 * Iago: "Yep, everyone is in a pickle with this."
 * Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch! It is an absolute honor to have my statue placed in Central Park for being Galactic Senator for 15 years running. I just wanna thank you all for all the joy you've given me all these years.
 * Iago: Phhbt! I hate that Senator! Someday, she's gonna make a big mistake in her life.
 * Skipper: (Laughs) You said it!
 * Private: Well, she doesn't seem so bad to me!
 * Skipper: I'm gonna put that in my nieved comments file, Private! KOWALSKI?
 * Kowalski: (Bursts lab door open and races up to Skipper, and does his deed, then goes back into the lab)
 * Private: Gosh, Kowalski seems to be jumpy tonight.
 * Skipper: Oh, Private, you know how he is. He's always busy with his crazy gizmos and stuff. Let's just give him his privacy, okay?
 * Private: Hmm, seems easy enough.
 * Skipper: Now let's get ready for lights out! We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
 * Private: But there's nothing to do tomorrow.
 * Skipper: Private, you know a mission can pop up in the blink of an eye. And we need to save our energy with a good night's rest.
 * Private: Alrighty, then.
 * Kowalski: (Doing work, then stops, and yawns) Oh, God, I'm bushed! I'd better get some rest. (Locks lab door, and heads to bed)
 * B.O.B: (Still awake, and sneaks into Kowalski's lab by oozing under the locked door) Ooh! That's excruciating! Now, where's Jiggles?