Omicron the Game

Omicron the Game is the 13th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sandy and Kowalski have worked together to create the first game console that uses virtual reality called the Pixotron. They have also created a game to go with it called Omicron. The game only requires 10 players, so SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, the Penguins, Icky, Sam and Max play. When they take a look at their virtual world, they find out that the main villain of the game is Viral Vi-tor, who controls the virtual world, is up to no good, and it's up to the 10 players to stop the villain and win the game.

Fan-made Transcript
(Let's Go Digital- Phineas and Ferb Song)

Chapter 1: The Pixitron
Dragon Temple Kowalski's Lab In the screen. Training Room Levels Dorm
 * Sandy: (She, SpongeBob, Icky, Gilda, Iago, Fidget, Sam and Max are playing Halo Wars)
 * Icky: "Ok, i'm gonna send some Spartans to tear up those elites over there, and some extras with Bazookas to mess up your AT-AT rip-offs!"
 * Sandy: Oh, I don't think so. My Scarabs'll make sure of that. Along with a WHOLE bunch of Ghosts, Revenants, AND Anti-Air Wraiths! I'll whoop yer' ass like a runaway slave!
 * Icky: Okay, that's hurtful.
 * Gilda: D'OH, it doesn't matter! Go get em', tiger! Beat her furry little ass!
 * Sandy: EXCUSE ME?!?
 * Gilda: Sorry.
 * Icky: HAH!!! Too late! Your Scarabs are dust!
 * Sandy: WHAT?!? But, I-bu-nu-wha--DAG NABBIT!!!
 * Icky: Thanks for the comment about her butt, Gilda! I owe you one--
 * Sandy: YEE-HAH! My other Scarabs destroyed one of your bunkers! Oooh, and it looks like 5 Ghosts, 3 Revenants, and 7 Anti-Air Wraiths are gonna take out another one of them.
 * Icky: And I was also distracted.
 * SpongeBob: You're not trying hard enough, Sandy!
 * Sandy: PLEASE don't criticize me, SpongeBob! I don't blame the Covenant for being so full of BLUE BLOOD!!!
 * Icky: OOH, and one of my Cyclopses are protecting that bunker! What's the matter, girl? You wanna run home to your mommy?
 * Sandy: YOU LEAVE MY MA OUT OF THIS, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL--(Gasps) D'OH, FIDDLESTICKS!!! One of yer' damn Scorpion Tanks took down one of MY bunkers!
 * Max: "It's amazing that last episode, we were still in Kratos and we're suddenly back in the old stand just in time for today's episode."
 * Sam: "That's cartoon magic for ya, it's very unexplainable."
 * Fidget: Oooh, looks like Sandy's winning, Ickster.
 * Icky: Oh, that's what you think. Once I get a few shields up and running, I'll--
 * Sandy: YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAH!!! I WIN!!! I TOTALLY WIN!!! In yer' feathered ass!
 * Iago: Man, these kinds of video games are BORING!!!
 * Icky: Yeah. You play them a dozen times, and you soon get bored with them.
 * Max: If only we had a new game that would make us feel like we were on an adventure of our own. If only there was a game that could send us to some kind of virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in. That would make me feel much of a her than it did in our previous adventures.
 * Kowalski: (Bursts into the room) I'VE DONE IT!!! I've invented a device that will make us feel like we're on an adventure of our own! I've created a device that will send us to a virtual world where evil is sticking it's ugly face in!
 * Sam: Wow. Karma even appears in the craziest of situations.
 * Gilda: Well, I wouldn't mind seeing another one of Kowalski's CRAZY inventions. Okay, Kowalskitron, shoot.
 * Kowalski: BEHOLD! The newest advancement in video-game technology. The Pixitron!
 * Icky: "Didn't Jimmy Neutron tecnecly made something like this in his show? When sheen came asking jimmy to play an Ultra Lord video game, he made this, invention that would've-"
 * Kowalski: Not important! In fact, this is much better. It's a 10-player virtual reality console where you can physically fight your way through the virtual world, and experience adventure and action in your own mind AND video game.
 * Icky: Sounds fun. But...are there any games that go with it?
 * Kowalski: You bet. Me and Sandy made one all by ourselves.
 * Sandy: Oh, yeah, we did. We called the game Omicron.
 * Gilda: What kind of a name is that?
 * Sandy: Well, it's a letter from the Greek alphabet.
 * Icky: "Which one?"
 * Sandy: It's the 15th letter, and it means 'small'. The uppercase Omicron letter was used in mathematics as a symbol of the Big O notation.
 * Patrick: All I heard was "blah blah blah notation".
 * Kowalski: And good news. The Pixitron is finally ready to be tested.
 * Tigress: Are you sure about that?
 * Skipper: I agree. Most of your inventions tend to go haywire just like Jimmy Neutron's. What if we disappear forever when we run out of lives? That's how Timmy Turner almost died when he was in his own virtual reality game.
 * Kowalski: Oh, I thought of that. So when you run out of lives in THIS console, you'll be automatically be sent back to the real world.
 * Private: Well, that's good.
 * Kowalski: So, does anyone want to join our little virtual adventure?
 * Spongebob: "I'M READY!"
 * Patrick: "I'M READY TOO?!"
 * Skipper: "Give me a slice of this action!"
 * Private: "Well, as long as it's not dangerious."
 * Rico hacks up a robotic arm and puts it on!
 * Rico: "OH, YEAH!"
 * Icky: "Folks, your looking at a gaming master-nator! I am gonna own Omicon, uh, Omi-Sumi, uh, DAH WHATEVER it's called by the end of this episode!"
 * Sam: "Well Max, are you up for a possability dangerious exspeariment of Kolwalski's that may be prone to get worse as it goes by?"
 * Max: "YYYEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!"
 * Sandy: "And that'll make me and Kolwalski the last 2 players."
 * Gilda: "Well, i suppose someone as to stay outside and make sure things are looking smooth. That makes it the rest of us."
 * Spongebob: "So, how do we use these things?"
 * Sandy: "Well, remember that device that enables you to fight germs in micoscofic size? I borrow a few pointers from that and made these beauties."
 * Sandy shows chears attacted to virtual helmets simualer to what Sandy was talking about rose from the ground.
 * Po: Cool!
 * Patrick: Let's do it! (Kowalski turns on the Pixitron, puts the game in, and it starts. The word 'OMICRON' appears, and an icon that says 'Press Start' appears)
 * Kowalski: Alright, let me just add a few commands to the game...(He presses Start, then selects 'New Game', then the screen says to choose a save place, and he selects the first one. Then it says "This game has an Autosave feature. Please do not..." And all that good jazz)
 * Patrick: "This game has an Autosave feature. Please do not turn off your game console when this is in progress." What does that even mean?
 * SpongeBob: That means it automatically saves our game progress, and it says we shouldn't turn off the game console when it's in progress. Surely you would've known that after we were playing those video games from before.
 * Patrick: Oh, yeah.
 * Kowalski: Alright, here we go. (Presses 'Okay', and the 10 players glow in green-blue energy, and then disappear)
 * Gilda: "DUDE! THEY VANISHED!"
 * Iago: No, I think they're just being reassembled into the game. It is a virtual reality game after all.
 * Gilda: Oh. Okay.
 * Mantis: Look! On the TV!
 * Narrator: Welcome to Pixellania. A normally peaceful world for citizens everywhere, today it will be transformed into a teeter of pure horror.
 * (Narrator): "The mysterious dictator of Pixellania is up to something. The peaceful inhabitents are growing more and more volient, and mysterious otherworlders are begining to appear. If no hero stops him, there's no telling what will happen. So it's up to you to discover the conspirity in the Pixel goverment before it's too late."
 * Max's Voice: I'm ready for anything!
 * Sam's Voice: As am I. (The heroes teleport in a huge room)
 * Skipper: Where are we?
 * Human Agent: Welcome, heroes, to The Hub Lair. I am Secret Agent Ralph. I am here on a top priority.
 * SpongeBob: So we're not the only ones on this case?
 * Agent Ralph: No. But I'm not the one who's on this case. It's YOU who will do that. But before you begin, you'll need to know a few things. Somebody wake up the computer. It's time to get to work.
 * Computer: Briefing software online. Welcome, Agent Ralph. Welcome new heroes.
 * Skipper: Uh...hi? Should we talk to the computer?
 * Agent Ralph: Only if you want to irritate me. Computer? Show the heroes who we're dealing with.
 * Computer: 3 days ago, an imperial corporation took over Pixellania after seizing control over City Hall. A corporation by the name of 'Omicron'.
 * Sandy: And THAT'S why the game is called 'Omicron'.
 * Skipper: Who's the top boss?
 * Computer: Top boss goes by the name of 'Viral Vi-tor'. History: Unknown. Intentions: Unknown.
 * Agent Ralph: We didn't get much information on Vi-tor's origins, intentions, or wherabouts. All we know is that he plans to take over all of Pixellania. He's probably a mutated super-weapon gone awry which has the ability to control all the pixels in our world. But doing so is very fragile, and can destroy Pixellania easily. He says he's going to fix this problem somehow. His company is currently creating weapons of evil even as we speak.
 * Skipper: Then how do we stop him? (Suddenly, evil cackling is heard)
 * ???: Stop me? Oh, please! I cannot be stopped!
 * Agent Ralph: Vi-tor! SHOW YOURSELF!!! (Vi-tor continues chuckling)
 * Viral Vi-tor: (Appears on the screens) Did you miss me, Agent Ralph? I missed you! It's been a while since we last saw each other, but now I suppose you can't stop me on your own since I took away your fighting skills and coordination, and transferred it to myself. (Chuckles) Now you're just a little weakling.
 * Agent Ralph: That may be true, but I won't be stopping you now that I have new allies.
 * Viral Vi-tor: Yes, the new players. I only see them as a bunch of dumb animals.
 * Skipper: Dumb animals?!? I'll make you eat those words! (Tries kicking him, but he disappears, and Skipper slumps on the screen, and slides off) Ow!
 * Vi-tor: Oh, you must be Skipper. The paranoid, sarcastic, and ruthless leader of the Penguins of Madagascar.
 * Skipper: That's right! And I'm gonna tie a knot in your plans AND your big snakey neck.
 * Vi-tor: We'll see about that.
 * Private; I'm scared, Skipper!
 * Vi-tor: The adorable Private, the hyper-cute, mini-golfing first-class private of the Penguins of Madagascar, if I'm not mistaken.
 * Sandy: So you know who we are, big deal!
 * Vi-tor: Oh, I know much more than that, Sandy. I know YOU and Kowalski are the ones who created me AND the world that I will soon conquor.
 * Kowalski: Clearly, this villain has a mind of his own.
 * SpongeBob: He seems to know our strengths as well.
 * Vi-tor: Yes, SpongeBob SquarePants. One of the most famous cartoon characters in history, AND one of the many founders of the Shell Lodge Squad. I also know about your precious relationship with Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!? I do NOT have a relationship with her. She's just my friend.
 * Vi-tor: Oh, don't play coy with me, you know it's true.
 * Icky: Is it just me, or does this guy have similar horns like Malefor's.
 * Vi-tor: The comedic Icky, one of the Lodge's stand-up comedians. I must admit, you always were good for a laugh. But I always HATED your jokes.
 * Icky: WHY YOU LITTLE--
 * Sam: No, no, no, Ickster! You will have your chance to whoop him in due time.
 * Viral Vi-tor: "Ah, the almost obscured duo Sam and Max, Freelance Police. It must be one of those rare occations that the produser is actselly paying attention to you guys, considering you ain't fully utilised alot. Weren't you guys busy with that crazy anime white cat guy?"
 * Max: "HEY, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE THE NAME OF DAVE FELIS IN VAIN!"
 * Sam: "Secondly, Me and Max and Brandy and Wiskers only got sruck  with the Youtube Legoland productions cause The gr8atstone wanted to get back at the producer for canceling our formerly planned spin-off series to turn certin episodes into Spongebob and Friends Episodes, and we didn't had no problem with the produser for that at all, cause he couldn't find the Hunchback of Notre Dom at the time."
 * Icky: "Ok, uh, why am i getting a Discord vibe off of you?"
 * Kowalski: Well, we actually based him off of Discord and Aku.
 * Icky: You mean the main baddie from Samurai Jack?
 * Kowalski: Yep.
 * Agent Ralph: You'll never get away with this, Vi-tor!
 * Vi-tor: Yeesh, are you dull when you have no fighting skills. It's too bad nobody can stop me. Not even you OR these stupid misfits! I'll be sure to take care of you in due time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some havoc to wreak! (Screen goes black)
 * Icky:...Man, I hate that guy!
 * Private: C-can we go home now?
 * Skipper: Private, is this really the time to hide under your bed? This is all for fun.
 * Agent Ralph: Well, now that you know who you're up against, let me show you around.
 * Icky: "All i am seeing is a black room with blue tecno lines everywhere, like we're inside a computer."
 * Agent Ralph: Yes. That's how the Hub Lair is designed. The details are cleverly hidden, and can be pixellated with just a push of a button. (Presses a button, and a million pixels come together to form a stand that says 'Krabs Shack')
 * Mr. Krabs: AHOY THERE!!!
 * Max: Now THERE'S something you don't see every day.
 * Sam: That's exactly why I quit my summer job at the petting zoo.
 * Icky: We already know.
 * Agent Ralph: This is the Krabs Shack, where you can purchase weapon, health, and gadget upgrades.
 * Rico: AWESOME!!!
 * Kowalski: Well, don't get so excited all of a sudden. We can't afford anything yet. We haven't started the game yet, so we have nothing to trade with.
 * Rico: AWW!
 * Skipper: "How very interesting you intergrated Mr. Krabs into the game, Kolwalski and Sandy."
 * Kolwalski: "Complament appresiated Skipper."
 * Icky: "Well, anything else?"
 * Agent Ralph: Yes. (Presses another button, and a million pixels form a huge door)
 * Chi Fu: Chi Fu at your service!
 * Icky: Chi Fu, too? Wow, I'm sensing the other Lodgers will be scattered all over the game.
 * Kowalski: Well, you're actually correct. They'll be helping us get through this quest.
 * Agent Ralph: This is the Options Room, where you can adjust the game settings. Like volume, quality, and other stuff. (Presses another button, and pixels form a big switch) This is the Difficulty Switch, where you can choose the difficulty of the game from Easy, Normal, and Hard.
 * Kowalski: I'd stay off the 'Hard' part if I were you.
 * Rico: HARD, HARD, HARD, HARD!!!
 * Kowalski: No, I prefer to go to 'Normal' (Sets the switch to 'Normal')
 * Agent Ralph: Excellent choice. And last but not least...(Presses button, and pixels form a door) This is the Levels Dorm, where you will be able to select and start your missions.
 * Max: Well, at least we have a way to go.
 * Agent Ralph: Your first mission will be to scout the city to scout for any clues you can find on how to defeat Vi-tor. I'll let you take a moment to look around.
 * Sam: "Anything we should know about the town?"
 * Agent Ralph: Well, since Omicron's take over, the citizens have started acting hostile, so watch out for anyone who could try and hurt you. Also, you'll be needing these. (Gives them a briefcase full of 10 blasters)
 * Sam: What are they?
 * Agent Ralph: They're blasters. They'll come in VERY handy when you face a few obstacles.
 * Icky: Wow, how do we use them?
 * Agent Ralph: Just take some lessons from Shifu. (Presses a button, and a door forms with Shifu appearing)
 * Shifu: Let's get started.
 * Icky: Oh, boy. Shifu's in this game too?
 * Sam: Well, I am assuming he'll help us use these blasters. We'll need to know how to use them if we're ever gonna stop Vi-tor.
 * Max: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to it.
 * Shifu: The Blaster is a powerful weapon created by Omicron itself. It features a lock-on mode that allows you to aim accurately, and it's blasts are very quick. But be warned, as with every weapon, it requires ammo.
 * Icky: Terrific! Just terrific!
 * Shifu: Use your blaster to destroy these Omicrates. (10 Omicrates appear)
 * Private: Omicrates?
 * Shifu: Yes. You'll find lots of these things on your adventures. They contain valuables. Now, see if you can blast them with your blasters.
 * Kowalski: Alright.
 * Sandy: Alright. (Both she and Kowalski blast their Omicrates with no problem) WHOO!
 * Kowalski: YES!
 * Skipper: I'm good at using a gun. (Blasts Omicrate) Oh, yeah.
 * Patrick: This thing is awesome! I wonder if they'll affect us. (Sticks blaster in mouth)
 * Kowalski: PATRICK, NO! (Patrick fires, and his head is blasted clean off, and he dissipates, then reforms)
 * Patrick: Whoa, what happened?
 * Kowlaski: (Sighs) You have only 4 lives now! THAT THING IS NOT A TOY!!! Just blast the Omicrates!
 * Patrick: You mean like this? (Fires at the Omicrate, and hits it successfully)
 * Skipper: Did you guys see that?!?
 * SpongeBob: How'd you learn to do that?
 * Patrick: Oh, I actually wasn't aiming for the Omicrate, I was just blasting it.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if I can use a Jelly Launcher in one of my video games, I can use this. (Fires, and hits the crate) OH, YEAH!!!
 * Icky: At least I'm one of the many Lodgers who knows how to use a gun. (Aims, and fires, hitting the crate)
 * Private: I haven't actually used a gun before, Skipper!
 * Rico: (Blasts the crate perfectly) BOO-YAH!!!
 * Private:...Well...here it goes...(Fires, and hits it with good accuracy)...Whoa. I did it. YEAH!!!
 * Sam: (Blasts the crate) BOOM!
 * Max: (Blasts the crate) BOOM BABY!!!
 * Shifu: Excellent! Now it's time for another challenge. See if you can hit a moving target. Like these Levitocrates. (10 Levitating crates appear moving up and down repeatedly)
 * Icky: "Aw fudge. I normally work better if enemies are nice enough to hold still for me to shoot them off. Sadly, alot of my enemies aren't nice period."
 * Skipper: (Blasts his Levitocrate) YEAH!!!
 * Rico: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAZINGA!!!
 * Sandy: (Blasts Levitocrate) BAM!!!
 * Kowalski: (Closes eyes, and shoots the Levitocrate instantly) HAH! With no eyes!
 * SpongeBob: (Misses the Levitocrate) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it! (Misses again) Darn it!
 * Shifu: Do not waste up your ammo. Concentrate.
 * SpongeBob: Okay...(Blasts the Levitocrate) Yeah!
 * Patrick: (Blasts his Levitocrate with a stroke of luck) Wow!
 * Sam: (He and Max blast their Levitocrates at the same time)
 * Max: Yeah, In your wooden nails!
 * Icky: (Blasts his Levitocrate) Got it!
 * Private: Uhh...(Blasts Levitocrate) Whoa. It's like a video game. And I don't mean INSIDE the video game, I mean in real life.
 * Shifu: Nice work. Now, time for an environmental exercise. See if you can use your blasters to control your environment. (The team suddenly gets trapped when pixels form a barrier. Then a few more pixels form some targets) Blast those targets to start your exercise. (A few of the teammates begin blasting the targets, and a door is formed by some pixels.) Excellent. Sometimes targets will be much bigger, so it will take more than one blast to push them. (The door reveals a target much larger than the others) You will need to use teamwork on this one.
 * Sandy: Alrighty, then. (The entire group blasts the large target, albiet some suck at it)
 * Shifu: Nice work. Training complete. (The barriers disintegrate into pixels again) You have learned how to use the blasters.
 * Icky: "So, and, hoping i did not jinx anything, but, are we done?"
 * Shifu: Yes. Now go out there and beat Vi-tor.
 * Icky: Good.
 * Sam: Let's go kick some Omicron butt.
 * SpongeBob: (7 terminals are seen) I'm guessing these are where we start our missions.
 * Kowalski: Yup. Let's get started. (They enter the first terminal, and a computer pops up) Alright, are you guys ready for action? We're about to enter the first level.
 * All: Yeah!
 * Kowalski: Okay. Here we go. (Kowalski presses the button, and the terminal teleports the entire group)

Chapter 2: Pixellania
First cutscene. Cutscene ends.
 * (Narrator): Long ago, Pixellania, before Vi-Tor's dictatorship or that everyone even knew of Viral Vi-Tor, was a land and world of peace. All Pixil beings are that of peace and happiness.... give or take some exseptions. However, things began to change, When the once benvolent Mayor, made an annoncement, that changed everything.
 * A Mayor Beetle stood before many citizens.
 * The Mayor: "My friends, we have faced a terriable viral drought for some time, and our pixel water is vanishing, effecting our ecomonity, and many things... but most of all, it is effecting our friends and family. But worry not, A being of incredable power, has come to offer a plan to fix and restore everything, and rid us of the drought. He said, he is an Anti-Virus program, capable of changing anything, and anyone! He has come with a company of great promice, called Omicron. My friends, i give you, the great, the benvolent, and the all-knowing, Viros Vrandas!"
 * From a blast of pixels, Viral Vi-tor appeared and met with great praise and cheers!
 * Viral Vi-tor: "My friends, i am an anti-viral program that'll defeat our virus problem and defeat the drought viruses. I only ask, for one thing in return. I only ask, to be rewarded, by becoming the undisputed ruler, of all of Pixellania, where i'll promise, that no harm will ever come to our way of life, EVER AGAIN!"
 * Everyone cheered!
 * (Narrator): "So, as promised, the drought viruses were destroyed, and pixel water had return, and for awhile, everyone lived under peace of the Omicron corproation... Until, the reknowned protactors of Pixellania, the commando beavers, discovered the organizations treachorious secrets, and exposed them to everyone of Pixellania.... Vi-tor and his corpation, suffered as a result.
 * Viral Vi-tor was chained, and seen injured and scarred from torture.
 * The Mayor Beetle looks at Vi-tor pissed off!
 * the Mayor: "Vi-tor, i am disgusted by what i have discovered! You had betrayed everyone! I am glad the beavers discovered what you are doing! What you did cannot be forgiven! Your sentence will be, DELETION!"
 * The audience roared, craving for pixel blood!
 * Vi-tor: (The laser shines on him) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (He slowly disintegrates into millions of small pixels)
 * (Narrator): But his deletion was not to last forever. The darkness inside of his leftover pixels turned them into a terrible pixel-manipulating substance called pixellanium. The pixellanium made the pixels unstable and destructive, and as a result, the energy pulled them back together, and Vi-tor was reborn.
 * Vi-tor: (Cackles with thunder in the background) I'M BACK!!! And I feel...I feel stronger than I have ever been before. (He uses a blast of pixellanium to turn a tree into a dark menacing tree) Yes! Pixellanium! It has made me stronger than ever! (Touches the ground, and the pixellanium corrupts everything within a 1-mile radius) YES! (Cackles) Time to make all of Pixellania pay for ruining my life! (Cackles as he flies toward Pixellania)
 * (Narrator): He targeted the Commando Beavers first. He used his power to corrupt them into his slaves. He wreaked chaos everywhere he went. He reformed his company, he overthrew the Mayor, and no one was ever capable of stopping him. But then came Agent Ralph.
 * Agent Ralph: STAY WHERE YOU ARE, VI-TOR!!! (He appears with a few other agents)
 * Vi-tor: (Chuckles) Agent Ralph! Jerkbeetle's old friend. I should've known you'd crash the party.
 * Agent Ralph: In the name of Pixellania, you're under arrest.
 * Viral Vi-tor: "My reasons are justifived. The reason i was making my grand plans was because i lost someone i valued very much from a file destroying virus! My plan would've and still can make Pixellania a better and virus proof place! And no one, not even you, will stand in my way!" (Uses powers to corrupt and effect the other agents, who turn into silouettes of soon-to-come monsters, and teleport away) I turned your own friends into my most dangerious monsters ever! Now you're all alone!
 * Agent Ralph: (Attacks Vi-tor, and they engage in a fight. This ultimately leads to Ralph kicking him down and restraining him with his foot) You are under arrest, sir!
 * Vi-tor: (Chuckles) You poor fool! I am made of pixellanium! I am unstoppable! I'd like to see you overpower THIS! (Zaps at Ralph, but Ralph uses his HoloShield to block the attack) YOU WILL BE DEFEATED, RALPH!!!
 * Agent Ralph: WE'LL SEE WHO WILL BE DEFEATED!!! (Vi-tor soon becomes too weak to continue)
 * Vi-tor: Uhhhgh!
 * Agent Ralph: (Takes out a vibroknife) I'm putting an end to your chaotic rule once and for all! (Soon, a mysterious butterfly-winged man appears from the shadows with a blaster in his hand) Omicron will never return! Say goodbye, Vi-tor! (Suddenly he gets blasted in the back by the butterfly man) AAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Vi-tor: POWER!!! (Zaps Ralph with extremely powerful pixellanium) UNLIMITED POWER!!! (Ralph is soon rendered weak) (Vi-tor cackles) Nice work, James!
 * James: Thank you, sir.
 * Vi-tor: Well, well, well, looks like I win, Ralph! Pixellania is officially mine. Vi-tor rules, Jerkbeetle drools! (Cackles) Make sure he's never found!
 * James: Yes, sir! (Takes Ralph away)
 * (Narrator): "So the mysterious outlaw dropped Ralth in the great edge, where he was thought to be lost forever..... Except, all it done, was forever banishing him into a strange room, with no way to return, and trapped with familier data images of certain members of a mythical and legendary hero team who could only offer so much help in comfert. And only the aid of the players, legendary and unstoppable forces, will stop Vi-Tor and his corrupted forces truely."

Level One: Welcome to Pixellania

(This is the level theme music.)

Cutaway
 * Sam: Well, here we are, on the outskirts of Pixellania. So many wonderous sights to see, and yet, no sign of any danger...yet.
 * Max: SAAAAMMM! (Gets stuck in a sinkhole, but Sam saves him) GOD, THAT WAS UNEXPECTED!!!
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, look! (He finds a note)
 * SpongeBob: Hey, a note! (Once he touches the note, Sir Hiss appears)
 * Private: Hiss? What're you doing here?
 * Sandy: "We included him into the game as the hints for the game."
 * Icky: "Alchorse, no first time into the game is complete without pointers."
 * Sir Hiss: The note you just saw will give you information on how to play the game. The environment you are in can be really twisty and turny when you look at it. That's why I shall be helping you out. Just find another one of these notes, and I will give you info on what you currently see. Like those coins over there. (Points out some gold coins with an O and a lightning bolt on them)
 * Skipper: What the heck are THEY?
 * Sir Hiss: They are Omicoins. If I were you, I would try collecting as many as you can. They will allow you to purchase upgrades, powerups, and other stuff. Trust me, you can't get through this without them. I should also tell you about other types. There are Big Omicoins out there that're bigger and darker than this one. They equal 10 Omicoins. And keep a close eye out for Omidollars. They're worth 100 Omicoins.
 * Icky: We'll keep that in mind. Now, let's do this.
 * Sir Hiss went back into his snake baskit and vanished for now.
 * the gang approuch the coins and for each time they tocuh some, the go up and diappear, into a icon with the Dollar Sign on it with numbers.
 * Icky: "Hey, another note next to those boxes again."
 * Icky picks it up.
 * Sir Hiss: I'm sure you've learned what the Omicrates and Levitocrates do, but here, they're FULL of Omicoins. Smash them with any kind of attack you want. But there are other kinds of crates out there thet you should know about. Once you see one, I will tell you about them. Good luck. (Goes back into his snake basket)
 * Skipper: Full of Omicoins, huh? Well, in that case...(Smashes all the crates around him, and they get dozens of Omicoins)
 * Rico: OMICOINS!!! OMICOINS!!!
 * Icky: And we found ANOTHER note. (Touches it)
 * Sir Hiss: See these mail boxes? (A mailbox appears, and when Icky takes a step towards it)
 * Voice: CHECKPOINT!
 * Sir Hiss: They are checkpoints. If you should ever be clobbered down, you will automatically be sent back here until you run out of lives. But be warned that Vi-tor has a sneaky tactic based on this.
 * Private: What is it?
 * Sir Hiss: I can't tell you. I'm just an informant in this game. (Goes back into his snake basket)
 * Sam: Sounds like we need to stay alert for Vi-tor's 'Checkpoint' trick. Whatever it is.
 * Skipper: Let's get a move on. (They run off, and they suddenly see some Omicoins in some trees)
 * Icky: Uh, why are there some Omicoins in those trees?
 * Max: Obviously, it means we can jump up there, and grab them.
 * SpongeBob: Really? (Jumps up into the trees, and grabs the Omicoins) You're right! And what do you know, there's a trail up here with more of them. (Runs down the trail made of branches and retrieves the Omicoins, leading to a bigger one) WOW! Look at the size of this one!
 * Sam: I think that's a Big Omicoins, the one Hiss said was worth 10 Omicoins.
 * SpongeBob: YEAH! (Gets the Big Omicoin, and jumps down to the ground)
 * the gang movesford until, two black bars appeared, looking they're about to enter an in-game cutscene.
 * Then suddenly, a hopping sound is heard.
 * Patrick: Hey, guys? Why is there a frog on a Pogo stick? (A frog is seen riding a Pogo Stick)
 * Suddenly, a happy fly is seen buzzing around, getting the frog's attention.
 * Then suddenly, the frog spat out it's flaming tounge, snaging the poor helpless fly, and swallowed him!
 * The frog gave a small burp, then a few minutes of lashing out it's long tounge like a flaming whip.
 * then, the game goes back to normal once the black bars go away.
 * Icky: Well, let's check Sir Hiss' Notes, and find out. (Touches a note)
 * Sir Hiss: Watch out for those Pogo Frogs. They were basically one of the most common citizens in Pixellania. But thanks to Vi-tor, they're tainted into servitude. However, he soon realized that all they were good for was by hoping on pogosticks and lashing their flaming hot tongues at you.
 * Skipper: So you're saying we have to take down a corrupted bystander?
 * Sir Hiss: Uh, yeah. It's a video game after all. You can defeat them with any move, but the best ways are to jump on their heads or deflect their flame tongues directly back to it. You might also find use with their pogosticks. You can use the pogosticks to reach higher places, or defeat enemies.
 * Rico: AWESOME!!! (Uses his blaster to blast the Pogo Frog, turning it into a million pixels, leaving only his pogostick)
 * Sir Hiss:...Or you can do that. Good luck. There'll be more dangerous enemies waiting for you as you progress. (Goes back into his snake basket)
 * Icky: "Ya know, i like the homage to the 3rd Spy-kids movie when they had Pogo frogs."
 * Skipper: Let's see what this pogo can do. (Gets on the pogostick, and bounces really high) WHOOOOOOAAAHH!! WHOOOOOAAAAAHHHH!!! (This goes on for a while until the Pogo rapidly flashes) Uh...what's with the Pogo? (The Pogo disappears, and Skipper falls to the ground) OOF!!! What was that?
 * Private: Sir Hiss never told us the pogosticks were temporary.
 * Skipper: (Shrugs) Why does EVERYTHING in a game that's so powerful be temporary? I mean, it's as rediculous as inventing a rocket-powered kiddie ride.


 * Child: (Riding on a rocket-powered kiddie ride shaped like a rocket) WHEEE!!! I'M FLYING!!! WHEEEEE!!! (Suddenly it stops) Wha? (Tries regaining the controls, but the screen says 'Riding Time Expired. Insert Another Quarter') WHAT?!? I DON'T HAVE ANOTHER QUAAAARRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!! (Crash)

Later
 * Man: MY CAR!!!


 * (A grave is seen, saying "Davis Jones, 2004-2013")

Present
 * Man: (With a scientist) You're fired!

A few minutes later... (This will be the mini boss intro theme)
 * Icky: I hate to remind you, Skipper, but didn't Phineas and Ferb invent something like that? I think you're insulting them.
 * Skipper: Well, their big sister almost died because of it. Who invents a rocket-powered kiddie ride with limited control? That's just asking for a trip to the morge! It's retarded!
 * Max: He does make a very good point. Nobody would want to ride it if it would ultimately kill you.
 * Icky: Well, they could've put a timer on it, that would remind them to land safely.
 * Skipper: What if they couldn't get down in time?
 * Icky: Well, they might've installed a panic button that would land the device safely.
 * Skipper: You know what? Forget that. I don't even wanna know why power-ups are temporary. I'll just face the fact that it's like that because it wouldn't be fair.
 * Kowalski: Of course it wouldn't be fair! If it was, then there wouldn't be any point for having upgrades OR the blasters.
 * SpongeBob: Guys? We have a villain to stop here.
 * Icky: Oh, right, let's go.
 * They walked for a bit, beating some more Pogo frogs, until the black bars returned.
 * Their was a happy flower minding it's own business, until it gets assulted by a huge, angry looking bee, who yanks it out and rips it apart!
 * Bee: "BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZ BUZZZZ!"
 * The black bars go away, as the bee begins tofly up and down.
 * Icky: "Whoa, it's the criminal cousin of the bees from the Donkey Kong Games."
 * Sir Hiss: (Comes out when Icky touches a note) Those are Angry Bees you're talking about. They were once friendly creatures that were only hostile when provoked. Then Vi-tor saw them as perfect victims for corruption. The only way to beat them is with a Pogo. They can dodge blasterfire easily.
 * Sandy: I'll handle it. (Takes out a Pogo, and uses it to squash the Angry Bee)
 * Angry Bee: BZZZZRRRPPP!!!
 * Sir Hiss: Sometimes, Angry Bees can come in a swarm, so you'll need to use the Pogo to jump on every single one of them.  Be careful. (Goes back in the basket)
 * Angry Bee: BZZZZZZZ!!! (Appears with 4 more Angry Bees)
 * Rico: Oh, boy.
 * Patrick: (Gets out a Pogo, and uses it) WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! (Manages to jump on 3 of the Angry Bees, and falls flat on his head, and the Pogo subsides. Then the other two Angry Bees sting him in the butt) OWWW!!! (His health goes down to 80%)
 * Sandy: TAKE THAT!!! (Bounces on one Angry Bee) and THAT!!! (Jumps on the other, and her Pogo subsides) WHEW!
 * Patrick: What happened? Am I okay?
 * Kowalski: Well, you're down to 80% health after those Angry Bees stung you, so for the time being, yes.
 * Skipper: Alright, let's move. (They move on and continue for a few seconds until they come across a new type of crate)
 * Icky: What the hell is that? (Gets a bit closer to it, and it turns transparent and untouchable) WHOA!!!
 * Sandy: (Touches another note)
 * Sir Hiss: This is a Camoucrate. You cannot destroy it up close, so you'll have to get it at a distance.
 * Rico: Okay. Get back. (Icky does that, and Rico takes out the blasters, and blasts the now touchable Camoucrate into pieces, releasing 2 Big Omicoins and dozens of Omicoins) BOOM, BABY!!!
 * Skipper: Aw, C'mon! I've done stealthy attacks before. I can get them. (Climbs a tree, and then dives down as quickly as he can) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He fails to destroy a Camoucrate, and his beak gets stuck in the ground) MMPH! MPH? (Gets his beak unstuck) WHAT?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! That was the quickest move I had!
 * Sir Hiss: It's a game, man. Not even your quickest moves can touch them. There's no other way to smash them besides doing it at a distance.
 * Skipper: (Shrugs) Okay, fine! (Walks far enough, then quickly attacks, but fails again) UGGGHHH!!! (Walks away, then blasts it) Uhhgh! That's gonna be very annoying.
 * Kowalski: Let's go. (Everyone moves off, and kill a few obstacles with their Pogos and blasters until the black lines return)
 * (A butterfly flies around a spiked turtle shell while harmonic music plays until a record scratch is heard when the butterfly gets eaten by the turtle in the shell. It burps, and it walks slowly towards the players)
 * Icky: (The black lines go) What the hell is that lumpy weakling? It looks like Baby Bowser.
 * Skipper: Let me guess? Another baddie?
 * Sir Hiss: (When Kowalski touches another note) Those are Spikey Turtles. Their shells protect them from blasterfire AND your own attacks. The only way to beat him is to crush the shell with a Pogo or shoot it in the head when it pops out.
 * Rico: DIE!!! (Punches the Spikey Turtle, but he soon realizes he's punched a spike) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!! (His health goes to 90%) OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! (Sucks on his bleeding wing)
 * Spikey Turtle: (Chuckles)
 * Sam: I'll handle this. (Blasts at it's head, and it dies)
 * Sir Hiss: See? Be careful once you cross these guys. (Goes back in the basket)
 * The gang walked abit more, beaten some more Pogo Frogs, Spiked Turtles and Angry Bees, until they approuched a seemingly abandon trolly briage.
 * Icky: "Ok, time to get go-"
 * A gate blocks Icky!
 * Icky: "THE JUNKAPUS?!"
 * Black Bars appear.
 * ???: Hello there, dudes! (Miguel and Tulio appear)
 * Icky: Miguel? Tulio? What're YOU guys doing here?
 * Tulio: We own this bridge. Bought it for a VERY cheap price. Just like we bought a whole lot of other bridges around here.
 * Miguel: We'll let you cross, but it will cost you.
 * Skipper: COST US?!?
 * Rico: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
 * Tulio: Yes, I'm serious. We're just making a living here. So, do you have 50 Omicoins or what?
 * Private: (Looks up and sees that they have just 48 Omicoins) No.
 * Miguel: No money, no entry!
 * Icky: If I wasn't such a peaceful bird, I'D WALLOP YOU AND JUST CROSS IT!!! (Calms down.) Ok, did we miss any boxes or something?"
 * Patrick: You mean like this one? (Smashes the Omicrate, and they gain 57 Omicoins) Is this enough for you, duds? Take it or leave it!
 * Tulio: Go right ahead! (Opens the gate, and the black bars disappear)
 * Icky: Who's dumbass idea was it to get these gamblers to CHARGE us for crossing a lousy bridge?
 * Sandy: You callin' me a dumbass?
 * Icky: Uh...no. (Sandy punches him to a tree) AAHHH!!! Get me outta here!
 * Sandy: Who's the dumbass now?
 * Icky: Okay, sorry! (Sandy punches Icky out of the tree, but a log is still stuck on his neck) Now look what you've done! How're ya' gonna fix this?
 * Sandy: Simple. (Rips the log off of his neck)
 * Icky: AAAA-HA-HA!!! Not so close next time!
 * Sandy: The next time ya' call me a dumbass, I'll rip off all yer' feathers, and sell 'em to Icarus.
 * Icky: That is just the lamest threat I've ever heard.
 * Sandy: Well, it's better than what you said to the guys back there.
 * Icky: Yeah, whatever. (Suddenly, the black bars appear again) Now what?
 * Patrick: Uh, guys? (They all see a well-armed beaver marching in guard position. He faces 10 decoys of the players made out of wood)
 * Beaver: EAT LEAD, MAGGOTS!!! (Shoots down all the decoys, and the one of Icky still stands spinning around. Icky watches nervously as it falls to the ground. The beaver then blows the smoke off of his gun) No one shall pass me!
 * Icky: (Still nervous, reaches his wing to a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
 * Sir Hiss: This guy is somebody you shouldn't underestimate. He's a Commando Beaver. They used to be the steadfast protectors of Pixellania. They basically busted Vi-tor before. And as punishment, Vi-tor corrupted them into servitude. Don't turn your back on this guy, or you'll be as dead as a doornail. (Goes back in the basket)
 * Sam: "Seesh, it's like Rambo meets those annoying beavers from the Donkey Kong games."
 * Commando Beaver: HALT! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!!!
 * Skipper:...(Blasts the beaver down)
 * Commando Beaver: UURRH!! (Falls dead, and depixellates)
 * Skipper: That'll teach you to mess with us. Let's roll! (The team heads off, and continues fighting through, collecting Omicoins, then they come across another checkpoint mailbox)
 * Icky: Whew! Thank God, another checkpoint! (Heads up to the mailbox until it comes alive, and chomps at him, causing him to squeal like a girl, and hop onto Sandy like Scooby-Doo)
 * Sandy: Get off of me! (Drops Icky)
 * Icky: What the butt-sauce was THAT, Sir Hiss? (Touches a note, and he comes up)
 * Sir Hiss: It's Vi-tor's checkpoint trick I told you about. They're Monster Mail Boxes. They used to be just regular mail-boxes until Vi-tor turned then into monsters with his powers. It takes the smartest people to know they're there. So watch out for their pointy teeth. (Goes in the basket)
 * Skipper: Thanks for the reminder. Of course, you could've said that earlier! (Blasts the Monster Mail Box to pixels)
 * Icky: "Aw thank blob!"
 * Sam: "(Snickers) You screamed like a girl."
 * Icky: Oh, shut up.
 * Patrick: Check it out, a new crate. (An armour-plated crate is seen)
 * Icky: (Touches another note)
 * Sir Hiss: That crate is called a Placocrate. This badboy is extremely hard to smash because it contains much more Omicoins than the Omicrates. These crates cannot be broken by your physical attacks or your blaster or your Pogo. See if you can find a strong enough attack to smash it.
 * Patrick: CANNONBALL!!! (Jumps in the air, and crushes the Placocrate, releasing hundreds of Omicoins) WHOO!!!
 * Sir Hiss: That works. And those crates over there are Metallicrates. (Behind Patrick they see a few Omicrates surrounded by crates made completely of metal) They cannot be smashed even by him. They are basically used for platforming and other stuff. But be careful when you try and smash the Omicrates trapped between them with your physical moves. They will REALLY do a number on your fists. (Goes back in the basket)
 * Sandy: (Blasts the Omicrates with her blaster, and the Metallicrates stack onto each other. Above them they see a bunch of dollar stacks)
 * Max: WHOA!!! OMIDOLLARS!!! (Jumps on top of the Metallicrates, jumps and grabs them)
 * Sam: Is it just me, or are we making more money than ever? (They have 1000 Omicoins)
 * Private: Wow! At this rate, we'll be able to buy some upgrades for the Blaster at the Hub Lair.
 * Rico: YAY!!! (The group continues until black bars appear, and the group suddenly gets surrounded by dozens of Commando Beavers after they hop around quickly like the Penguins)
 * Commando Beaver Leader: This is a restricted area.
 * Private: YIKES!!! More of those Commando Beavers!
 * Commando Beaver Leader: Initiate the Hyperbarrier! (A Commando Beaver Soldier throws a small device into a small spot)
 * Rico: What the--? (Suddenly, the device glows, and the group gets surrounded by a huge energetic circular barrier)
 * Icky: HOLY COW!!!
 * Skipper: What gives?
 * Commando Beaver Leader: Those caught entering restricted military grounds will be arrested and taken into custody by order of Vi-tor. Surrender, or we will be forced to act with extreme prejudice!
 * Sir Hiss: (Icky touches a note) Sounds like you have entered restricted grounds. There are thousands of them scattered around Pixellania. If you should enter them, you will be forced to fight your way through endless enemies until you disable the Hyperbarrier. So all you need to do is destroy the Hyperbarrier Generator.
 * Skipper: Are you serious?
 * Sir Hiss: Duh, of course I'm serious! When have I ever NOT been serious?
 * Commando Beaver Soldier: I will not say it again, you are under arrest! (All the Commando Beavers take out their guns)
 * Sir Hiss:...Well...good luck. (Goes back in the basket)
 * SpongeBob: Well, looks like we have a generator to destroy. (The group gets into combat stance)
 * The Commando Beavers charge!
 * Icky puts on a spike helmet!
 * Icky: "YA-DADA-DUH-DA!"
 * Icky charges head first, and smacks a huge majority of Commando Beavers!
 * Commando Beaver: "Hey, can he do that? Can he get outside stuff not in the game and use them to his advantage?"
 * Commando Beaver #2: "Tecnecly, he can. It's part of his moveset."
 * Commando Beaver #3: But what about other firearms and explosives? Vi-tor said that the crazy penguin carries a bazooka in his stomach.
 * Commando Beaver #2: Those are an exception. That would technically be cheating.
 * Rico: "AH WHAT?!"
 * Kowalski: Sorry, Rico, but it's true. Do you actually think it would be fair if you could just destroy the generator with your bazooka? (Punches a Commando Beaver down)
 * SpongeBob: (Blasts at the Generator, but then it stops)...Out of ammo!
 * Sandy: (Her blaster runs out of ammo as well) Mine, too.
 * Icky: Hey, look. A few boxes are appearing. (Touches a note, and Sir Hiss appears again)
 * Sir Hiss: These crates will help you when you need it. This is an Aspricrate. They contain nanomedicine, which will restore your health when you're low. This one is a Dynacrate. They give you multiple power-ups which will help you. And this is an Ammocrate. It contains extra ammo for your weapons. If you should ever pick up a power-up, then I will explain it to you. Now back to fighting. (Goes back into the basket)
 * Skipper: Excellent! (Smashes an Aspricrate, and his 75% health goes back up to 100%)
 * Sandy: (Smashes an Ammocrate, and replenishes her ammo supply) Great! (Continues firing her blaster, taking down multiple Commando Beavers)
 * Icky: (Smashes a Dynacrate, and sees a needle containing a green substance) Whoa! A needle? (Touches it, and soon he and the rest of the team glows in green energy)
 * Sir Hiss: That was an Adrenalinoid. It makes your team invulnerable for a limited time. (Goes back in the basket)
 * Icky: Invulnerable, huh? YAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Charges towards a heavily armed Commando Beaver, who fires his chaingun at him, and the bullets have no effect on Icky)
 * Commando Beaver: Oh, shit! (Icky kicks the Beaver in the butt) DOOOOOHHHH!!! RIGHT IN THE ROUND TABLES!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He, Rico, Sam, and Max blast at the generator, depleting it to only 10% health, but before they can continue, they all run out of ammo again) MORE AMMO!
 * More of those Ammo crates appear!
 * SpongeBob: (Uses his stretchy arms to destroy the Ammocrates, and they regain their ammo) Oh, yeah! (They continue blasting the generator until their invulnerability subsides) Oops, time's up.
 * Commando Beaver: Good! (Kicks Icky in the butt hard)
 * Icky: DOOH!!! (His health goes down to 95%) That'll be red in the morning!
 * Max: DIE, GENERATOR!!! (Delivers the final blow to the generator with his blaster, and the generator blows up, and the barrier wears off)
 * Commando Beaver Leader: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! (The Commando Beavers run away)
 * Icky: HEY, DOUCHES?!? WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK OVER HERE AND PUNCH ME IN THE FACE! C'MON, C'MON, C'MON!!! (Laughs) That's right. You're scaredy beavers! They'll think twice before messing with us.
 * Sandy: "Man that was extreme. Now let's move on out."
 * The gang move along, beating a few Pogo Frogs, some Angry Bees, give or take a Spike Turtle.
 * Eventally, they came a cross a huge chasm, as black bars appear.
 * Icky: Yikeski! How're we all supposed to get across THAT?!?
 * Suddenly, appearing from the sky, is the video game Gilda!
 * Gilda: You guys need a lift?
 * SpongeBob: Gilda? Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! (Gilda grabs him, and flies across the chasm until they reach the end) That was easy!
 * Icky: (Flies across the chasm) Yeah, for you.
 * Max: Thanks for the ride, Gilly.
 * Gilda: PLEASE don't call me that.
 * Gilda leaves.
 * Icky: "Ya got to love character convinences."
 * The gang moves on.
 * they beaten a few Pogo Frogs and other eneimes when suddenly, a pafific area is seen.
 * Icky: "Hey, it looks like one of those shooting ranages in the sky."
 * Black Bars appear.
 * ???: "Hold it right there, simpletons!?"

(Mini Boss Battle Theme.)
 * Suddenly, a siloette of a Human with butterfly wings appeared.
 * Icky: Who the hell are you?
 * Butterfly Man: I am James Butterfly!
 * Icky: (Gets a better look at him) Whoa! What's his deal? Did James from Team Rocket bang a butterfly, or something? (The group laughs)
 * James: Ugh! That is gross! Although yes, my mother was a butterfly. (The group laughs harder)
 * Max: Yeesh, talk about hybrids, this guy takes it to a whole new level! (The group continues laughing)
 * James: I'll make you eat those words, rabbit! (Takes out a rocket launcher)
 * Skipper: SHIT NUGGETS, HE HAS A GODDAMN ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!
 * Voice: "MINI BOSS BATTLE!"


 * Icky: "A mini boss?  Sandy, please tell me this is one of those games that ACTSELLY show the health meter or health bar of bosses?"
 * Sandy: (A health bar appears above James)...Yup.
 * Skipper: Well, good enough for me, LET'S KILL THIS SON OF A F*****G BUTTERFLY!!!
 * James: "MINIONS ATTACK!"
 * Commando Beavers, Spikey Turtles, and Pogo Frogs appear.
 * (To be added by Msm)
 * James: "D'oh, never send the cannon fodder to do a warrior's work!
 * (James launches a rocket)
 * Skipper: MISSLE! INCOMING!! (Everybody ducks as the rocket misses them, goes into the forest and BOOM!)
 * Guy: MY CAR!!!
 * Girl: AARRRGGGHHH!!! MY SON IS DEAD!!!
 * Rico:...(Laughs mockingly at James)
 * Skipper: Rico, he just killed a child! Is that REALLY a laughing matter?
 * Rico: Uh...nu-uh?
 * Icky: "Don't worry, tecnecally, these are video game characters remember? They die all the time and turn up ok in the end."
 * Girl: "Oh wait, never mind, My son respawned."
 * Guy: "So did my car."
 * Icky: "See? Though in future reference let's be careful when dealing with rocket toneing baddies in the future."
 * James: DIE!!! (Launches another rocket, but Sandy uses her blaster to blow the rocket up)
 * Icky: Whoa, the graphics are epic!
 * Sam: Let's just take him down! (Blasts, and James takes a hit, going down to 90% health)
 * James: OW!!! Watch it! You'll damage my beautiful wings! (Covers his mouth)
 * Icky:...(Chuckles) You just gave out your one weakness!
 * James: Oh, whatever! Like you'll be able to get a shot at them.
 * Rico: Oh, really? (Blasts crazily trying to aim for James' wings, but he dodges the blasts long enough for the blaster to run out of ammo) Darn it!
 * Icky: "Isn't there another, almost game breaking way in beating this guy, like, a super tolken or something?" (A token suddenly appears with Lord Shen's face on it) Uh...what is that? (Touches a note)
 * Sir Hiss: That is a token that can only be found in boss battles. This one is an attack token. There are other kinds of tokens as well as various types of attack tokens. There are defense tokens, and there are also healing tokens. They will help you when you need them. Just grab them, and see what they do. (Goes back in the basket)
 * Icky:...Okay, I will. (Touches the token, and Lord Shen appears)
 * Lord Shen: Surprise! (Takes out one of his cannons)
 * James:...Crapski! (Lord Shen fires the cannon, and James gets knocked into 20% health, and Lord Shen disappears)
 * Sam and Max: Awesome!
 * James: You think you've won? I'm still standing! (Takes out his rocket launcher) I'm gonna blast you all into--(Sam and Max blast him into defeat together) D'OH!!! (Black bars appear, and James gets knocked to the ground)...OWCH!!!
 * Boss Defeat Cutscene begins.
 * James struggles to get up, holding up a zapper gun.
 * James: "You think you won? It ain't over, until the fat lady sings."
 * Sandy: "How's about when the squirls kicks him in the face and send him flying?"
 * James: "Sorry, but i don't believe i am familier with that express-"
 * Sandy kicks him, sending him flying and screaming into the sky, and far away from the gang.
 * Sandy: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
 * Icky: YEAH!!! (Rasberries) I sure hope that's the only time we have to deal with HIM!
 * Patrick: Guys! There's an object appearing. (A shiny hunk of junk appears)
 * Icky:...A piece of garbage? Really? Okay, THIS I need to understand. (Touches another note)
 * Sir Hiss: This 'piece of garbage' is Scrap Metal. It is the most important item in the game. You'll need to collect these and bring them to Dr. Cockroach over there so you can enter the next level. So go right ahead! (Goes back into the basket)
 * Icky: "Ok then. I could've gone for a golden puzzle piece, or a piece of the tri-force... or stars with eyeballs..... But...... A piece of junk, that's..... That's good too.... Right?"