Icky and Iago: Road to The Dragon Realms

Iago and Icky: Road to The Dragon Realms is the 38th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Iago and Icky end up misusing Shen's experimental portal and ended up a few planets far away from the Dragon Realms. Once they find too late that they don't know how to use it, they wind up going from random world to random world. They end up in Equestria, the Valley of Peace, Madagascar, the Nesting Grounds, Pyrdain, Camelot, Hollywood, The Mountain of the Great Spirits, Top Dollar City, Futurasia, Angel Grove, Atlantica, Paradisa, Kratos, Spookavania, Skullian Prime, Pastoon, The Villain League HQ, The Great Valley, and a few new ones such as Gobstopper, Ropedia, and Athletecus. Their final location leads them to Warface where a war battle ends up destroying the device. Now stuck on a world where war is the norm, the two idiots must find a way to get back home without being killed, and apologize to Shen for breaking his portal beacon. This is a parody of a 'Road to...' Family Guy episode.

(This is the song played when the two reach Gobstopper and Icky tries to stop Iago from going into gluttony) (This song will be close to the end)

Transcript
Intro (Time Donkey- Tacos in Time)

Chapter 1: Icky and Iago Be Idiots Again
Dragon Temple Later... Bathroom The next day... Duckburg. Back at the Dragon Guardian Temple. Later... Cutaway Present Later...
 * SpongeBob: (He and Patrick were seen running around in what appears to be Universal Studios until it was revealed to be large movie-slide pictures in the briefing room as several cotton candy bags were seen)
 * Squidward: URRGHHH! When is that sugar gonna wear off?!? We've only been at Universal Studios a few days ago, and they're STILL like that after so much cotton candy!
 * Lord Shen: And it's great that Santa helped improve on our UUniversal Teleportation Remote. Now it looks more like something that baby from Family Guy created. It was able to save us countless years of research to perfect it.
 * Boss Wolf: So... What's the point of having our van if we can just use this thing?
 * Lord Shen: THE VAN IS STILL IMPORTANT, FOOL!! We need it for combat, and that's why we use it for travel instead of this thing. Also, the Prehistoric one's incompidence with it back during the Spookivainia situation proved that it's not always gonna be reliable should it be compromised.
 * Boss Wolf: "Ahhhhhhhh. Good point."
 * Lord Shen: And...I'm still trying to get used to all the new looks of this place. Does Santa's Workshop have to pay for making all this?
 * Spyro: It's probably free since it was possibly transmogrified by Santa's magic. I took a look at Kairi's room, and it is just astounding. Santa gave her a customary poster of me and her in combat stances. She even got a nice Kingdom Hearts-patterned bed, some impressive floor and wall molding, and a new laptop.
 * Lord Shen: Santa gave her and us everything last year. Plus, that New Years' celebration at Universal Studios with the pass Santa gave us was breathtaking.
 * Spyro: Yes. It seemed to be their biggest party since Universal's last Originos.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, trust me NOTHING compares or surpasses THOSE. I'd rank that party as a 7 out of 10.
 * Spyro: So where's Kairi? We're going to take another sky-ride today to kick off the new year of 2016.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, she's taking a shower. Amazing what Santa did to her bathroom.
 * Icky: You know, Shenny boy, if you keep saying 'amazing' for all the crazy things Santa did to this place, we're gonna be here all day.
 * Lord Shen: "Ahh, yes, I see you never made the new year's resolution to be less snarky."
 * Icky: "Even if I did, I'm still gonna be me, cause no one ever goes through their resolution. Otherwise, Doofinsmirts would've been successful in using New Years to take over the Tri-state area."
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh yeah, it's so stupid, Nefarious used it as a reference on why they should never used holidays to try and take over everything."
 * Iago: Yeah, well, villains these days are just stupid like that. Why do you think we have Hermes to show us what they did to each other?
 * Marty: I always thought it was because we were giving them comeuppance for looking at our embarrassing moments.
 * Lord Shen: Again, two wrongs don't make a right. We'd look like d***s if that was the real reason we did it....For the most part.
 * Icky: It's certainly a good thing we had all those embarrassing videos they had burned.
 * Shifu: Indeed. I personally find villains insulting heroes foolish. Especially since that High Council Idiots show that got leaked out of the Villains Channel by some idiot for ratings and money. Didn't really play well in his favor, did it? But it seemed to never die since it's now a web comic series published by villain enthusiasts.
 * Brandy: So, Villainy is at a slow once again, what do we do now?
 * Iago: Yeah, we gotta have SOME way to get us the focus of this episode!
 * Icky: IAGO! Too soon!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I am gonna put the new and improved teleprotation device somewhere safe and away from more incompidence in the device room, where only I myself will be allowed to touch it. Good day."
 * Shen leaves.
 * Bubbha: You know what this calls for, then? MORE SODA! (The raptors give a toast with Coca-Cola, and drink it)
 * Pervis: (The air goes through his nose as he burps) WHOA! The burps of this stuff are sprinkling my nose!
 * Icky: Oh, again, carbonated beverages do that when releasing air. It's why you have to burp REALLY hard when you have a huge gulp of- (Earl burps loudly and shakes the whole Temple)
 * Lord Shen:...Prehistoric one, are you sure it was a good idea to introduce soda to these creatures?
 * Icky: Oh, they seem pretty fine with it. Who cares if it's not really meant for their world, as long as they're the only ones who like it.
 * Iago:...I KNOW! Let's have a burping contest!
 * Lord Shen: I think not! The ones that the penguins have is disgusting enough as it is. I can smell it from my room. And considering how these guys eat nothing but meat, their burps will smell like rotten flesh!
 * Iago: Then we'll do it outside.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, no! It's pretty windy out there, so there's no reason for the pedestrians of New York to smell any of that putrid stuff!
 * Icky: "Ok fine, mister strict tail, then we'll do it in the bathroom with the door closed!"
 * Lord Shen: Good. They have good air fresheners now. But if the burps start keeping us up, then we're gonna have to send you straight to your rooms.
 * Iago: Ah, don't sweat it, peacock! Our burps aren't THAT loud!
 * Kairi: (After coming out of the shower in a white bath robe, hears all the loud burps the group was doing)...(Sighs) What are those penguins doing this time?...(Smells the air)...BLECH! Smells more like rotten dinosaur flesh than rotten fish flesh! Uhhgh! It better not be those Raptors deciding to have a burping contest! I swear, those penguins were giving them too many ideas! Where's the air freshener? (Turns on the air freshener)
 * Tigress: (She and the Furious Five heard the burps)...Oh, sweet Beijing Province, I can smell it from here!
 * Crane: Why did Lord Shen let Icky, Iago, and the Raptors have that burping contest? They're worse than the penguins' burps.
 * Monkey: Blech! I hate rotting flesh!
 * Squidward: (He was seen with a twitching eye as the burps were still being heard)...YOU PENGUINS BETTER STOP THE BURPING, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME!!
 * Rico: (The penguins heard the burps, and he smells it) Ohhhh!
 * Skipper:...Somebody here is having a burping contest without us!
 * Kowalski: (Dubbed as Lemongrab) THAT IS UNACCEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * Rico: Burp, burp, burp, burp! (They all zoomed off)
 * Earl: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!
 * Icky:...DAMN! What a big one! You're still doing well, Earl.
 * Pervis:...May I ask what an activity like this accomplishes?
 * Iago: Nothing. It's just FUN AS S***!
 * Pervis: Why is s*** fun? Is it because it feels good to do it? Because it is.
 * Iago:...Okay, I'll pretend I didn't hear that!
 * Bubbha: They're right, it's fun as s***! And yeah, s*** ISN'T fun. This is just fun! (Gulps some soda and burps) BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!!
 * Icky: You call that a burp, Bubble Boy! Get a whiff of this! (Gulps down a massive amount of Coca-Cola, and his belly inflates like a balloon)...
 * Lurleane:...Is that even safe?
 * Iago: No, this one totally walloped the penguins in one of their burping contests one time.
 * Icky:...BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (The Temple was pumped with stinky gases, and it knocked Kairi, the Furious Five, Squidward, the other Lodgers, minus the gas-mask-wearing Penguins, out cold)
 * Earl:...DAD GUM!!...What a record-breaker!
 * Skipper: (They burst in)...WOW!
 * Kowalski:...I think...Rico's burp record has been broken.
 * Rico: UH-UHHH! (Takes a Coca-Cola and chugs it down and inflates the same way, and then the place explodes in stinky gas as Rico burped again)...
 * Iago:...Blech!...So much for your all-time recoooo...(A lot of plops were heard)
 * Rico:...Oops!
 * Lord Shen: "OF ALL THE STUPID THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED HERE, THIS HAS TO BE THE BLOODY WORSTIST STUPID STUNT EVER PULLED?!"
 * Icky: "Seriously, over a burping contest?"
 * Lord Shen: "Now, Raptors, your still relitively new here, so I'll let you 4 off with a warning, but to the veterens Icky and Iago, YOU TWO will have to stay here and watch-over the temple and Kairi while the rest of us will deal with a new urget mission. We are helping in quelling a new riot in Duckberg. The Anti-One Percent group "The other 99%" are at it again."
 * Spongebob: "And poor Scrooge is up to his bill in angry protesters."
 * Scrooge was baracading the door as angry screams are heard!
 * Scrooge: "What's the bloodly matter with you people? Isn't a man entitled to perseving his wealth as long as he don't do anything illegal with it?"
 * Anrgy voice 1: "THEN PAY YOUR TAXES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE?!"
 * The Mob cheered in bloodlust as sounds of banging are heard.
 * Scrooge: "AGGHAA?! The sooner the lougers arrive to put those Anti-One Percent scoundels in their place, the better!?"
 * Icky: "Well that's not TOO tough a break here. A mere riot quelling mission? Been there, done that. They get handled almost stupidly quickly."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, don't dare to fancy it as a chance to sloth about. You two are gonna be given up to your necks in chores!? That means keeping the entire area as clean as you can make it."
 * Icky: "Figures. Typical Shen move."
 * Lord Shen: "And one more thing, when you get to cleaning the cabinet for the devices, BE AS DELICATE AS A FLOWER WITH THEM! Espeically the new and improved teleporter! I, would LOTHE it if ANYTHING should ever HAPPEN to it?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
 * Icky: "Ok, ok, sheesh. We'll be sure the only things that are going is dust."
 * Lord Shen: Good! Do not disappoint me as soon as we get back. Come, Lodgers. Let's kick some money-grubbing ass! (They left)
 * Icky:...Wow...already, this is boring!
 * Iago: Yeah! We get our own episode focused entirely on us, and it's already screwed up royally.
 * Icky:...Oh, well, I guess it's better than nothing.
 * Icky: (They looked as the toilet was slimy and sprouted tentacles)...BLECH!!
 * Iago: Better than nothing, huh?
 * Icky: I don't remember our burps creating something as disgusting as this!
 * Iago: Actually, I think...Shen was being a jerk by leaving this place messy just for us.
 * Icky: UHHGH! What have we ever done to him besides that burping contest incident?
 * Iago:...Remember last April Fools?
 * Lord Shen: (He sees his robes were pink)...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY ROBES?!?
 * Icky/Iago: APRIL FOOLS!!...(A 5-second pause occurred until a massive cannon blast was heard as Icky and Iago were launched out the Temple straight into the mud)
 * Icky:...BLECH!...IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!
 * Lord Shen: YOU'RE A JOKE, IDIOT!!!
 * Iago: Let's just say he's considered us idiots who deserve more comeuppance besides being given multiple showers.
 * Icky:...So, cleaning a pigsty of a toilet was his solution?
 * Iago: Pretty much.
 * Icky:...You know what? Screw this! How about we ditch this s*** and do something fun?
 * Iago:...That sounds like a bad idea.
 * Icky: Eh, if he wants it done, it will be done. We'll do it later.
 * Iago: But what if Kairi tattles on us?
 * Icky: Oh, we'll be quick. She's all too busy doing some stuff on her new laptop to pay attention to us. By the time we're finished, she won't notice a thing. So...I have just the way for us to have a s***-load of fun!
 * Icky: (Takes the teleportation remote) TA-DAH!
 * Iago:...You high or something, Ickster? Or am I high, because it sure looks like you're planning to abuse the same remote that we were instructed NOT to touch!
 * Icky: Oh, please, we're only going to use it for 3 visits, and no more. Then we'll be back here before you can say 'Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious'!
 * Iago: You sure?
 * Icky: Of course! Can't we have a little fun around here? We can do this. It's not that hard to figure out how to use this silly device. You just type in the location (Does the command)...aaaaaannnddd...(Opens a portal) DONE!
 * Iago: "..... I'm anpisipating dishastor already."
 * The two went in.

Chapter 2: Visit to Visit to Visit
Equestria. Atlantica, Eric's Palace Cutaway Present Camelot. Top Dollar City Futurasia Kratos Flashback in Ororo's Head Present Pastoon Paradisa Bikini Bottom Atlantis Deep Jungle Cutaway Back to Icky and Iago
 * Iago and Icky appear on the outskirts of ponyville.
 * Icky: "..... Alchourse, it's always the over-visited world of Equestia. Jesus, it's not exactly currently exciting at the moment due to the next season taking it's sweet time from now."
 * Iago: "Well, we're here, so we might as well-"
 * Mechanical whirring is heard as two figures appeared with Mechs.
 * It was Svengallop and Wind Rider in mechs.
 * Svengallop: "(Laughs vengefully), I know forcing that cowerdly Dr. Eureka to create us this make-swift mechs from the machery of The Black Stailian Asylum would come in handy. Now, we are free to take our vengence against that wreched cow-pony and her friends!"
 * Wind Rider: "You do whatever you want to the likes of them. It's Rainbow Dash I want to most to suffer under my- (Sees Icky and Iago).... Aw nuts, it's two of the lougers."
 * Svengallop: "Ohhh, an even BETTER oppertunity for revenge! And it's the two annoying birds no less! They'll be easy as pie to beat, even without the mechs!"
 * Svengallop and Wind Rider loom over the two.
 * Icky: "Just the minute fellas! Who do you think has the stronger mech?"
 * Svengallop: "(Scoffs)! As if you really need to ask!"
 * Svengallop and Wind Rider: "MINE IS!?"
 * Svengallop and Wind Rider got confused.
 * Wind Rider: "Hey what do you mean YOURS, you sad black sheep of the famed Gallop family? Eureka made MINE the most strongest, AND it flies!?"
 * Svengallop: "Oh don't kid yourself you wonderbolt washout!? I'M in the most sytilist AND the most well armored?! Ergo, I'M, the strongest, thank you!"
 * Wind Rider: "Wanna bet, spoiled priss?!"
 * Svengallop: "ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT?!"
 * Wind Rider: "YEAH AND IT AIN'T ON A DATE?!"
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Three, Two, One." (The two ended up fighting each other and doing a few property damages, and they ended up accidentally destroying each other's mechs and they launched up in the air with Goofy screams forwards and backwards as they fell with a loud thud)
 * Svengallop:...Owch!
 * Wind Rider:...NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU PRISSY BITCH!!!
 * Svengallop: IT WAS YOUR FAULT, DUMBASS!! (They were fighting as Icky and Iago high-winged themselves)
 * Iago: 3, 2, 1... (The Mane Seven ended up catching them in an impenetrable energy shield)
 * Twilight:...Thanks for...whatever you did to get them to do that, guys.
 * Pinkie: Why are you guys here by yourselves, anyway?
 * Icky: Oh, you know, just hanging around?
 * Iago: Yeah.
 * Applejack: (Gave a look of suspicion)
 * Icky:...Okay, look, we're using the teleportation gizmo Shen was working on, and improved on by Santa. Just for three visits. This one's our first.
 * Applejack: Do you even know how to work the doohickey?
 * Icky: Of course we do! We just push this button right here, and- (They ended up teleporting away)
 * Pinkie:...Something tells me they're in a LOOOOOOOOOOT of trouble.
 * Icky: (They teleported to a familiar rock)...Oh, look at that, we're at Atlantica....Well, not exactly the place, rather the world named after it.
 * Iago: Haven't exactly been here since Hyporattle's attempted theft of the Trident.
 * Icky: I'm just worried that we would've ended up teleporting underwater and, without Merlin, we would've been sleeping with the fishes.
 * Melody: (Surfaces behind them)...Icky? Iago?
 * Icky/Iago: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! SEA HAG!!!
 * Melody:...What?
 * Icky:...Oh, heh, it's you, Mel-Mel!
 * Melody: "What are you two doing here?"
 * Icky: "Well, Shen kinda grounded us recently for a burping contest gone south and to pass up the time of boring chores, we desided to pay three worlds a visit. Equestia was the first and we managed to stop an asshole manitger and a ex-idol legend from causing trouble. This is our second actselly."
 * Melody: "But, doesn't Mr. Shen tend to, have a problem with you guys being, reckless with impourent stuff."
 * Iago: Yeah, I told him this was a bad idea.
 * Melody:...Well, what about Kairi? Wouldn't she tell them?
 * Icky: I assumed she would be too preoccupied with a Christmas gift she recently gained, and we'd be back in perfect time. So...exactly how's life been treating you since we helped you stop Morgana and Team Nefarious?
 * Iago: Yeah, and I guess cartoon logic seems to make you stuck at age 12 or something....Quick question, you a mermaid or human?
 * Melody: Human. Grandfather and mother are currently too busy for me to become a mermaid, so I just had to adapt with what I got.
 * Icky: And Tip and Dash?
 * Melody: Oh, they're here, actually. Panicked once the light from the surface of your arrival flashed.
 * Iago: Well, DUH! That's what they'd normally do at the first sight of trouble.
 * Melody: Hey, they got better with time. As with your question of what I've been through, it's just been fine. I'm just kinda disappointed that the Little Mermaid III wasn't another sequal.
 * Icky:...I can see why actually. Some people don't view the second movie greatly since...in a way, it seems to rehash the same plot. You know, a sea witch, the main lead forbidden to see another site of two worlds she's interested in, the lead becoming rebellious and running away, all that crap. To be perfectly honest, the second movie was all it needed.
 * Melody:...Well...that is a good point. I guess Sebastian was saying something when I was just like my mother.
 * Icky: Totally.
 * Melody:...How has Sebastian doing? He hasn't been here since...you know...being a part of Timon and Pumbaa's crew?
 * Icky: Still doing the usual hero shtick. Last Christmas, he and the Jungle Crew sang his own variant of Deck the Halls from one of those Disney soundtracks in Equestria for everyone to see.
 * Melody: Hmm, neat.
 * Icky: And your father?
 * Melody: He's off on a trip, and he left Grimsby to watch over me.
 * Iago: Yeah, I can see him over there. (He was seen with Max near the entrance of the Palace waving, and Max was barking)
 * Tip: (Appears with Dash)...Did you find out what that was, Melody? Because if it's another seagull playing another prank, I'm gonna-
 * Icky: Boo! (The two panicked as Tip literally ran across the water)...Works every time!
 * Dash: TIP! It's just Icky and Iago from the Shell Lodge Squad!
 * Tip: (Stops and falls into the water and surfaces)...WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO?!? WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA SCARING US LIKE THAT!?
 * Icky: "I'm just messing with you guys, I meant no foul here."
 * Iago: Yeah, it's just easy to scare you guys. I mean, you're literally afraid of everything.
 * Tip/Dash: (They both scream at the sights of crabs, rays, tiny sharks, baby barracudas, urchins, and even groupers)
 * Tip: PLEASE don't remind us! At least we helped you guys stop that Nefarious metal-head from abusing that trident!
 * Iago: Oh, sure, all you were doing was bowing down because they zapped you with the Trident, and leaving US to do the work.
 * Melody:...Actually, I did most of the work, remember? I climbed up all those slippery slopes and got the trident back while you guys were dealing with Nefarious' goons.
 * Iago: Yeah, you had some guts to finish what you started.
 * Melody: OHH, you had to bring that up! Nobody told me Nefarious and Morgana were bad guys!
 * Icky: She's right. She still risked her life to undo her mistakes. If there's anything Tip and Dash did for her, it was freeing her from a watery grave.
 * Tip: You'd better believe it, buster! That shows we've got some guts!
 * Dash:...So...why are you guys here?
 * Melody: They're just being ditchers. They got into some trouble and ended up using a teleportation device to visit 3 places. They just got back from Equestria. You know, the home of that pony that had a similar voice to mine?
 * Tip: Oh, yeah, that place of ponies, gumdrops, and sunshine! We haven't heard back from that place since that rattlesnake tried to steal that Trident for a quick buck.
 * Icky: Oh, a LOT of s*** went on at that place. Let us count the ways!
 * Iago:...Actually, I think we should get going. We don't have forever to get through this visiting stuff. We'll just pay this place another visit some other time and tell them.
 * Icky:...Yeah.
 * Tip: Well, good. We need a moment to recover from the heart attack you almost gave us! It almost happened underwater, too! Underwater heart attacks, a DEADLY combination!
 * Icky: Yeah, whatever, Daxter-voice! Smell ya' later! (They teleported away)
 * Dash:...What did they mean by that?...I don't smell, do I?
 * Melody: Well, at least we got to see what those Lodgers were doing.
 * Icky and Iago appeared in Camelot.
 * Icky: "(Sniffs), Ahhhhhhh-haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. The smell of Camelot. What better 3rd trip then this place."
 * Iago: "Yeah, and the sound of happy people- (An arrow comes from nowhere!?) SUDDENLY RANDOM ARROW!?"
 * ???: "THE BARBARIANS HAVE RETURNED!?"
 * ??? 2: "CLOSE THE GATES!?"
 * The gates are seen attempting to close, but suddenly, Barbarians on giant warthogs charged in!
 * Icky: "AW NUTS, THIS PLACE HAS A BARBARIAN PROBLEM?! WHY WEREN'T WE WARNED OF THESE GUYS!?"
 * ???: "Because we are capable to fend for ourselves against them."
 * King Arthur, WB Merlin, Kayley and Garret appeared.
 * Barbarian leader: "There you are, Arthur! That great magical sword will finally belong to me! Buttswamp the Barbarian?!"
 * Silence.
 * Icky and Iago laughed out of control, to the confusion of Buttswamp.
 * Buttswamp: ".... WHO DARES LAUGH AT THE GREAT BARBARIAN KING'S NAME!?"
 * Icky: Why do you think that's the case, pal? Who can POSSIBLY take you seriously with a name like that?
 * Iago: Yeah, is that, like, the name your mommy gave you?
 * Buttswamp: HOW DARE YOU BRING MY MOTHER INTO THIS?!? I'LL HAVE YOUR HEADS FOR TROPHIES FOR THAT!!!
 * Icky:...Question, then. Takes out his Magnum pistol)...You have any idea what this thing is?
 * Buttswamp:...The Fire of Six Metallic Arrows!...I thought it was supposed to be a myth!
 * Icky: No, dude, this is called a gun! Allow me to give a demonstration! (Fires the gun at a tree which punches a hole directly inside it's trunk)...
 * Buttswamp:...(His mouth drops open)
 * Icky: Imagine what an impact like THAT can do to softer tissue? Trust me, dude, you do NOT wanna make me use this! So...you just gotta ask yourself one question...do I feel lucky?...Well...(Loads the gun)...Do you...punk?
 * Buttswamp:...CALL OFF THE INVASION, WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (The barbarian forces are chased off not just by the threat, but by Kayley, Garret, WB Merlin, and King Arthur)
 * Iago: YEAH, YOU'D BETTER KEEP RUNNING, BUTT-BREATH!!! BECAUSE WE'VE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!!
 * Kayley:...Wow!...You actually did it!
 * WB Merlin: And you actually used the Fire of Six Metallic Arrows to do it!
 * Icky: Oh, it was just a scare tactic. We Shell Lodgers don't kill anyone that cannot be resurrected. (Puts the gun away)
 * Garret:...Aren't there supposed to be more of you?
 * Icky: It's just us. We're using a teleportation beacon for 3 visits. This one is our last, and we'll be heading back for the Dragon Temple after this.
 * Iago:...I have a question about why Kayley should be a knight. It's th Middle Ages in this world, so...shouldn't women be forbidden from being knights?
 * King Arthur: Actually, that law I abolished after Kayley helped rescue us from the Villain League. I'm sure any world in the UUniverses with that same patriarchal law can learn that women can be as tough as men, and do the same thing.
 * Garret:...Well, thanks for scaring off Buttswamp for us. (Kayley softly laughs)
 * Kayley:...I'm sorry, even I can't take him seriously with that name.
 * WB Merlin: "Well, you two best get back to where you came from. You don't want to upset Shen about unahtutherised trips."
 * Icky: "Ah, don't worry, we're pretty much done for the day. I just gotta set the coordinates...(They teleported away)
 * WB Merlin:...Hmm...I don't believe those two are smart enough to use such a high-grade device. I hope they know what they're doing.
 * Icky: (They teleported there)...What the hell?...I thought we were heading back home!
 * Iago:...Do you know how to work that thing?
 * Icky: Of course I do! I...(Sees the multiple blinking buttons on the beacon)...Okay, I have no idea how to use it.
 * Iago:...We are so dead! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! WE HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET BACK HOME, AND THE LODGERS ARE NOT GOING TO BE UNAWARE OF THIS FOREVER!! Congratulations, you single-handedly got us in more s*** than ever!
 * Icky: HEY, DON'T BLAME ME, I'M SURE WE CAN USE THIS THING PERFECTLY!! Where are we, anyway?
 * Iago: (Sees the familiar surroundings)...I think...we're in Top Dollar City.
 * Icky: Oh, yeah, that place where I tried to get the money to fix that loan problem. Still pissed that I lost the money I made after getting fired! Greatest economy in the UUniverses my ass!
 * Iago: Hey, this place is still good to visit. You know how many national monuments this place has? Like that spaceship that lead to the beginning of this place?
 * Icky: I DON'T GIVE A S*** ABOUT THE MONUMENTS!! We're getting out of here! (They teleported away)
 * Icky: (They teleported to a city)...Well...this must be Futurasia.
 * Iago: Yeah, what other place has hovercars and robots and-
 * Icky: THIS ISN'T THE ONLY FUTURISTIC WORLD, YOU KNOW!!
 * ???: Hey, guys! (Fast Kitt appears at his stand)
 * Iago: Oh, hey, it's you, Kitt.
 * Fast Kitt: What brings you here? You have a mission that acquires my great sales! Remember, if it isn't broke, get the weapons to break it!
 * Iago: Uh, actually, we're a little lost thanks to SOMEONE not knowing how to use a simple UUniversal-travel beacon.
 * Icky: JUST SHUT UP, AND GET OFF MY CASE, ALREADY, YOU BIG CRACKER-SUCKING BIRD!!!
 * Iago: (He gets a pissed-off face as a kettle-sound was heard)...(He grabbed one of Kitt's blasters, and points it at Icky) YOU DARE USE MY TRIGGER-WORD?!? NOW I'M GONNA PULL THE TRIGGER ON YOU!!!
 * Icky: Oh, yeah? Two can play at THAT game! (Gets a bigger gun despite it being too heavy for him)...URRRGGGHHH!!...THIS THING IS HEAVY!!
 * Fast Kitt: Yeah, that's a Balcoran G-55 Pulsator Minigun. Too heavy for even a common human. Besides, this isn't a gun library, so are you going to be paying for those? I don't want to be sued by unauthorized use of weapons.
 * Icky: Right after I blow so many holes in this blob of bird-s***, his guts will be leaking plasma!
 * Iago: NOT IF I SHOOT YOU FIRST!!! (The two were arguing until Fast Kitt, worried, teleported them away from the guns with the beacon)...
 * Fast Kitt:...Whew! That was close!
 * Icky and Iago ended up appearing in a cross-fire between the Super-Ops, and a trio of Superior Villains!
 * Icky: "HOLY SHIT TACOS, RUN!?"
 * Icky and Iago quickly took cover!
 * One of them, A Rhino with a drill on his face, charges forth!
 * Rhino: "MAKE WAY FOR DRILLNOSOROUS!?"
 * Drillosorous rams into a Super-Op Viticale, dismantaling it, then he quickly retreats under ground!
 * A scary looking Stork wearing a top-hat and a ripped up long black cape as he stares onto the Super-Ops with intimidating red eyes!
 * Stork: "Look into the eyes of Nightmare Walker and feel DREAD?! DREAD LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE!?"
 * Most of the Super-Ops but Kafka are caught in a stance and are seeing their worse fears!
 * Aaron: "AHHH?! THAT ALWAYS YELLING DRILL SARGENT WITH THE NASTY SCAR ON HIS FACE?! NOW HE'S A MONSTER!? AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Drillosorous returned and smacked down the tranced Super-Ops!
 * Kafka tried to stop this, but suddenly, her body begans to move in awkword and painful positions!
 * Kafka is forced down by the 3rd and final villain of this trio.
 * The villain reveiled, herself, as an attractive gazelle wearing beautiful but dark attire and was slowly walking torwords the defeated super-ops.
 * Gazelle: "...... Can't you see? It's over now. The reign of this false-promising goverment of lies and unfairness, ends here. No more super-powers getting banned. No more super-powers getting restricted. No more Superiors going through cruel punishments for honest mistakes or things they can't nessersarly help because of how their lifes went or other concerns. Like a dying phenox, this age of tyranny of the incompidence of Algor shall be reborned into my rule of equility and understanding. We, The Purifiers, (Nightmare Walker, Drillosorous, and three more villains, A White Snow and Ice malmitulating timber wolf, A poison-themed Salamander, and a small, big-brained Chewawa flying in with a helicopter), Drillosorous, Nightmare Walker, Snowden, Toxicalarry, and Dr. Mindz, and I, the leader, Queen Gazelleen, will correct the reign of injustice at long last."
 * Kafka: "I, see that your still upset about what happened to your brother because of his inheredted Superpower-Malmitulation and the ban on it. Look, it was nothing against you, Algor is bound to acting on the laws made by the Kratos Senate."
 * Gazelleen: "My brother had autisum, and those basturds punished him like a criminal?! He can't help using his powers for the purpose of pranks, he has the mind of a child?! AND ALGOR TRUMATISED HIM WITH WHAT HE HAS DONE!?"
 * Kafka: "As, sympathic as that is, what good is doing any of this to him? Your only further justifying why your family's inhered super-power malmitulation is banned to begin with. Also, it was something that was established for centuaries, it was a different time. There's a potainional for change, but it's not gonna happen if people like you keep acting out and-"
 * Gazelleen malmitulates Kafka into the ground angerly!
 * Gazelleen: "Your disrespect to me, even when you had lost, disgusts me!? Why, is this power banned?! You have any idea how many rouges could've been forever stopped if this power was never banned?"
 * Kafka: "The Kratos Senate in those days thought it wasn't honorable or respondsable to use a power like that, against even those that deserved it."
 * Gazelleen: "The hypocritsy disgusts me. You care about honor and respondsability and YET you punished my dear little brother for something he was not mentally capable to stop on his own?! That is NOT honorable or respondsable!?"
 * Kafka: "Well just leaving him alone isn't any better?! He could've ended up ruining someone's life with that power, or worse! I know your just doing this out of being a loving sister, but-"
 * Gazelleen: "YOU WILL BE SILENT!? (Does something to Kafka's mind with her Super-Power Malmitulation).... Mindz, I deactivated her Psyic Sheild. Her mind is free for you to read."
 * Dr. Mindz: "Ohhhhhh, yes! Come to papa, the many secrets of Super-Ops! (His glasseses wearing eyes and brain started to glow) Let's see what's in this frog!? With it, we can turn Super-Ops into our army to help us over-throw this unworthy goverment and began your new reign, my leige?!"
 * Kafka tried her hardest to not think about everything about Super-Ops!
 * Dr. Mindz: "Ohh, a resister, are you my little lipsion? (Laughs maniacly!?) Nothing alittle mind-malmitulation can't resolved!?"
 * Dr. Mindz began to malmitulate Kafka's mind to expose everything about the Super Ops' secrets!
 * Dr. Mindz: "Yes?! YES?! Instructions to make an assembly line that can make everything in mere seconds!? Robot mechanics!?  Weaponry!? Even a bypass code to make the Super-Ops robots automaticly obedient to any new master!? And that code is-"
 * ???: "GAZELLEN?!"
 * The Puriers looked to see Algor coming this way.
 * Algor: "..... Stop this at once. What your doing will accomplish nothing. If you take our goverment down, you'll risk anarchy!"
 * Gazelleen: "Do you forget, former master? (Begans to malmitulate Algor, if barely cause of his metal body, and eventally manages to smack him into the ground with it) I have the secret to stop your feared anarchy!? I can malmitulate super-powers?! No one would dare defy a superior with Super-Power malmitulation!?"
 * Algor: "(Struggling grunts), Not, EVERYONE, will be afraid of you, Gazelleen! You are still but one Super-Power Malmitulater!? The likes of them will find a way to get around you and-"
 * Gazelleen malmitulated Algor to fire his heat vision to do some damage to some buildings!?
 * Gazelleen: "Do, not, TEST ME, my former master?! And besides, with Dr. Mindz help, I do NOT have to be the only one?! He'll give those who are the most loyal to me Super-Power Malmitulation and become my army to quell the anarchical! I, WILL, bring true peace and equility into Kratos?! Kratos WILL become free of your idiotcy and the senate's!? This world, WILL, become a better place?!"
 * Algor: "You mean if Ororo and Friends don't stop you?!"
 * Gazelleen: "I did consider them a factor. That's why I recruited and freed the Bombio Bros. and Dr. Robotrix to make sure they are never a problem again. I was left with little opition but to let them have the creative freedoms to perimently do away with them as they see fit. You already heard about their homes being destroyed by exploudions."
 * Algor: "YOUR BEHIND THEM?! You could've killed their families?!"
 * Gazelleen: "I had the mercy to ask Robotrix to kidnap them to lure the stupid young adolesson fools into his trap as the Bombios destroy their homes to send them an invitation to seek them out?! A warehouse where they'll be impriosned by an anti-quantom generator and be trapped with many hungry Negaton plants. Robotrix seems to fancy, over-the-top ends to his enemies."
 * Algor: "Gazelleen, please!? Don't do this!? I took you and your brother in as my students in secret, and even as my own children, to protect you from a world that refuses to understand you! I even had the xenophobic murderor of your parents exicuted for his actions!? I thought by teaching you two respondsability, you can use those powers for good and prove that there is some honor and respondsability in Super-Power Malmitulation if done right."
 * Gazelleen: "THEN WHY, DID YOU LET THEM THROW MY TROUBLED MENTALLY UNWELL BROTHER IN PRISON FOR 90 YEARS AND MORE!?"
 * Algor: "Originally it was 20 years, but I guess it incrised due to him being defient and causing some mischief, other then that, I, didn't wanted them to know about what I wanted to do with you two?! That could breed mistrust and suspition with them! I did it to protect you and him from a far worse fate."
 * Gazelleen: "YOU WERE PROTECTING YOURSELF AND YOUR POWER?!"
 * Algor: "I don't blame your anger, but please listen, I-"
 * Gazelleen: "Enough. Your reign ends now. Toxicalarry. Finish him."
 * Toxicalarry: "Yesssssssssssssssssssssssss your highnesssssssssssss. How I waited for thisssssssssssssss day to punsih the goverment for ever allowing Nike to get away with what they DONE to me?! I am an abominable freak thankssssssssssssssssss to them?! Now, fear my acidic poissssssssssssssson that not even your fanccssssssssssssssssssssssssy armor can't protect you from?!"
 * Toxicalarry began to drool his acidic venom as he slowly looms over Algor!
 * Gazelleen: "I'm sorry, it has to end like this father. But know that it will lead to a better age and-"
 * Suddenly, screaming was heard and Robotrix and the Bombio Bros crashed not too far from the surprised Purifers!
 * Dr. Robotrix: "..... Domkofts!? WHY DID YOU DESIDED THAT THROWING BOMBS ONTO OUR GET-A-WAY VICTICALE WAS A SMART MOVE?!"
 * Bomb-Bat: "Sorry."
 * Boom-Fox: "Hey'a, we didn't'a know a'better!?"
 * Gazelleen: "What?! What is the meaning of this?!"
 * Dr. Robotrix: "A minor miscaluation accured and the JT's ended up surpassing my trap und rescued their miserable kin?! We were coming our way to warn you, but the Bombios ended up BLOWING UP MY ESCAPE VICITALE IN A MORONIC ATTEMPT TO MAKE THE ENGINE GO FASTER!?"
 * Gazelleen: "...... It's no true consinquence.... In fact, I'm actselly glad you failed. Your failure would make them overcompident to a true challnage. Just for that, that alone makes you three worthy of being part of the Pureifers."
 * Bomb-Bat: "..... Wow, we kinda figured you would be-"
 * Gazelleen smacked the three into the ground!
 * Gazelleen: "BY ALL MEANS, YES?! I HAD WISHED YOU THREE HANDLED THEM MUCH BETTER!? (Lets the three go).... But I'm someone who knows how to turn a failure into a chance to score a new, true victory. I am not afraid of a bunch of pitiful children."
 * ???: "Tecnecally speaking, we're teens, "Queen" Gazelleen?!"
 * The JT was here.
 * Ororo: "Ergo, the name "Justic Teens" makes sense in that reguard. And we heard enough from what you were doing."
 * Walt: "Yeah, we don't care about you being a pure Malmitulation Superior, so we're not gonna-"
 * Gazelleen began to malmitulate the powers of all the Justic Teens against them?!
 * Scarlet's power was malmitulated to do even more damage to the city then Algor did!
 * Tane began to speak high-speed gibberished!?
 * Meg's main power was shut-off by Gazelleen's super-power malmitulation to make her feel as physically weak as possable!
 * Walt lost control of his water-ability as a result!
 * Tyrone was having a wild mindgrain as a result of what Gazelleen was doing!
 * Ororo was made to touch all of her friends with her mimic powers to knock them all into unconjustness!?
 * Icky:... Uh... Was she just pulling an 'Out of the Groove' scenario on them? Ya know, the one Penguins of Madagascar epiosde?
 * Iago: "She's also a superior verson of a FUCKING BLOOD BENDER!?"
 * Ororo: "GAZELLEEN, STOP!? WHAT ALGOR DID, WAS ONLY TO PROTECT YOU?! IT WAS A STUPID WAY, I KNOW, BUT HE DID IT OUT OF LOVE!?"
 * Gazelleen: "Like he did with you by banishing you away in means to prevent another mistake he made from getting to you?! I don't want to have to hurt you. You and I are alike, Young Ororo. Algor wronged us both, AND our families over under appresiated gifts. Both Mimicry and Super-Power Malmitulations can do good things if they were just given the chance! We were both born with these powers that would normally take being permited after a trail to get. But that can change, dear Ororo. You managed to get Mimcry un-banned. You can do the same for pure malmitulation superiors. When we take down and rebirth the goverment under my rule, we can make our powers much more appresiated."
 * Ororo: "..... Sorry, but I owe it to Algor to not let anyone make me do stupid things over things like promises like what you offer. Not the Mimic Cult, not Gazelliola Rightra, not even the dreaded former Founder himself.... And espeically not you, Gazelleen."
 * Gazelleen: "Why be so stubbern, my child? Have you forgotten, the pain and humiliation this blasformus idiot put you and your family through? Dr. Mindz, would you be more then willing to remind the child?"
 * Dr. Mindz: "Oh-ho-ho! Reminding people of their most painful thoughts! MY FAVERITE PASTTIME!?"
 * Dr. Mindz began to zap Ororo's head and placed Ororo in flashbacks of her past!
 * Dr. Mindz: "Let's start with the very beginning!?"
 * Ororo: (Sees her parents crying)... Mother, father... What's wrong?
 * Ororo's Mother:... We... Our powers have been made illegal!
 * Ororo:... WHAT?!? Why?!?
 * Ororo's Father: Algor did it! He says that it steals and copies powers, and is unethical! THAT IS ABSOLUTELY UNJUSTIFIED!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THAT RACISTS WOULD SAY!! ALGOR IS NOTHING MORE THAN A RACIST!!
 * Ororo's Mother: Dear, pull yourself together!
 * Ororo's Father: Why? It's not fair! Algor is never the one to illegalize something like that! We both lost our jobs thanks to him! That's why starting tomorrow, I'm marching into the Prometheus Tower and demanding to see him!
 * Ororo's Mother: ARE YOU INSANE?!? YOU CAN'T JUST GO BARGING IN LIKE A JACKASS AND CALL HIM OUT OF THIS!!
 * Ororo's Father: Why not? This must be put to an end! I mean, come on, it's not like they'll throw me in jail for mass treason.
 * Algor: 10 MONTHS IN SUPERIOR JAIL FOR MASS TREASON! (Ororo's Father was sent to Superior Jail)
 * Ororo:... (Got angry when hearing the news)...
 * Ororo: NOOO!!! NOOO!! MAKE IT STOP!!
 * Gazelleen: You had the right to protest, Ororo! You are a citizen like the rest of us, and like all citizens, we have the right to free speech! Why, just think of what superpower manipulation powers like power negation, augmentation, bestowal, and so on can do! It shouldn't be forbidden to us citizens!
 * Icky: HEY! Leave her alone! (Gazelleen noticed them)... (Icky suddenly remembers that the other Purifiers were there as well and quickly gave intimidating stares)....... Aw, shit.
 * Gazelleen:... Or what? She's standing in the way of me rightfully making manipulating powers legal so we can use them as responsibly as mimicry should! THEY SHOULD'VE UNDERSTOOD SINCE ALGOR ILLEGALIZED MIMICRY TOO!!
 * Icky: Look, dudette, I get where you and the rest of you guys are coming from, and I get it, the status quo sucks and everyone should have rights reguardless of what you are or what your capable of, but wanting something so badly can turn you into something you're not.
 * Major Chance: (Recovers quickly) Indeed! YOU need to understand that we respect what you're doing, but we just don't approved on how you sought it out. For crying out loud, we know where you're coming from. You're coming from those Superiors who still have power manipulation. We understand your pain, and want to make sure it doesn't occur.
 * Gazelleen: BY TAKING ALL SOURCES OF THAT POWER AWAY FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO KEEP THEM?!?
 * Major Chance: Yes, that's the only way it can stop creating people like you. We're trying to help.
 * Gazelleen: Well, you know what? I am NOT giving my powers up! You have no right to take them from me.
 * Major Chance: There's a reason why we're doing this, Gazelleen! Do you wanna know certain examples as to WHY superpower manipulation is only limited to trusted people, and not emotionally unbalenced folks like you? Because it has been used irresponsibly and dishonorably! By all means, I know in hindsight today, it doesn't truely stop people from ending up like you, but trust me, it would've been worse if the senate in those days left it alone. I knew a Superior in school who was robbed of his superpowers because he was annoying, and was told to apologize in order to get them back!
 * Gazelleen: What if it was for a good reason? Like, what if that Superior was INTENTIONALLY annoying the one who did it? I say he would deserve it!
 * Major Chance: Yes, but may I remind you that depowerization and the unauthorized removal of powers is against the law? It's manipulating superpowers for personal gain, which is an underhanded and irresponsible thing to do. But you know what happened next? That Superior DID get his forced apology. But then he heard the Superior quietly taking it back, he ended up taking away the offender's ppowers. And you know what that Superior said after that? He said he was keeping it PERMANENTLY! As in, he admitted to a depowerization crime! He ended up being arrested for depowerization and superpower manipulation the next day. Don't you understand? Manipulation of superpowers for ANY reason counts as depowerization. It's abuse of superpowers for personal gain! How would you like it if YOU were robbed of your powers for the same reason? Would THAT sound fair?
 * Gazelleen:... No... I suppose not... But...The superior you spoke of is but a bad exsample. It doesn't truely represent those that want to use these powers for good. What happened, was only a representation of what that individual was and nothing more, nothing less. My brother was different. His autisum lead to him to commit mostly harmless pranks and he always gave them back after he had his laugh, and he was punished harshly for it?! Because some superiors didn't exactly took kindly to his fun?! I would understand why, but if they just took the time to understand what he was going through, then-
 * Major Chance: It's still wrong! And by all means, those people know he wasn't thinking straight, but they did it anyway out of making sure he doesn't put himself in a dangerious situation! It was out to protect him from himself, and anyone who wouldn't've been so merciful on his actions. If you wanted to demand an apology through robbery of superpowers, you get those that are AUTHORIZED to use it. That's the reason superpower warrants exist! Doing it yourself can guarantee that you be greedy with it. So you must take it up with the justice system, and have them sued. THEY'LL revoke the superpowers for you.
 * Gazelleen: THE JUSTICE SYSTEM IS NOT ENOUGH!! They can only do so much until it'll occur again.
 * Major Chance: True. It is far from being perfect, or at the least, something CLOSE to what you idealised, but does that give you a good reason to abuse superpower manipulation? Face it, Gazelleen, the fact that you're trying to force the issue regardless of the risk is what makes you a criminal!
 * Gazelleen: "HOW DARE YOU!? QUEEN GAZELLEEN IS NOT A CRIMINAL!? I AM A LIBERATOR!?"
 * Icky: "Oh great, your another false "Titler". It's like one of those villains that, as an exsample, called themselves "Lord" to sound intimidating when they don't rule anything. Why are you calling yourself a queen when you don't have no one but abunch of other goverment haters with you?"
 * Gazelleen: "When I liberate Kratos, the title will suit me soon enough."
 * Icky: "Yeah, but, outside of that, your just a chick who's taking what happened to her brother way too seriously, though sympathic all the same."
 * Gazelleen: "That's the thing, I am not the only victim of the system! Drill used to be a miner for Poweriser Gems until he selflessly sacriviced himself to save a clumsy worker and everyone else from an exploudion! It left him to become this. He fears his own wife would be afraid of him. Nightmare Walker was a victim of failed promises by the Kratos Senate to cure him of a Superior Mental Illness changing him mentally and somehow physically into the nightmarish bird you see before you. Snowden is a heart-broken father who's son was taken away because a randomising power gene made him a tecnecal Shadow Superior. Toxicalarry was unfairly mistreated because of his life sytile as a con artist being deemed unacceptable because of what happened to an infamous fallen hero, and was mutanted into this as a result of a serum meant to make people ammuned to poisons of all kinds. He now bares the toxity of all of them, even rat poison and the deadliest venoms of snakes and spiders and other things, and his spit also became painfully acidic as a strange side-effect. Dr. Mindz was a brillient sciencetist and inventor, but he was unfairly faulted and punished for having an unpredictable mental illness that gave his, unafraidness to enjoy rather extreme treatments. There is no excuse to treat them all like this."
 * Major Chance: "There actselly is."
 * Gazelleen: "Amuse me with whatever you can conjure up."
 * Major Chance: First of all, Drilloceros is just being a coward. He's unintentionally sabotaging his old life because he feels that nobody will accept him looking like that. Sure we have a history of prejudice, but we don't judge people for how they look. That's ludicrous! And before you say anything, the mishap with James Photon was as stated, a mishap. Secondly, Nightmare here was just a victim of Oneirox's Syndrome, and he was unable to be cured from his new nightmarish personalities because finding such a thing takes a LOT of time and hard work. We were going to cure him until you stole him from us. Third of all, Snowden is just here because he only wants his son back. It's not our fault he's got the Switch in his system. Fourth, Toxicolarry was a con artist, and there's a reason why people like him were frowned upon! Omnitrix was the way he was because he was stripped of being a local hero by con artists! He thinks that all people like him care about is money! We were trying to make sure a similar incident would never occur. Yes, it was cruel of us to sentence him to experimentation, but we were still very primitive back then. Such a sentence was abolished years ago! And lastly, Mindz was torturing his own patients for fun! He made any of his patients' heads explode for trying to tell anyone of his actions. Who could possibly forgive him for that? All of these members you have are merely victims of circumstance that could've been fixed had you not interfered!
 * Gazelleen: "Even if that's true, you can't blame them for having little faith in the current system. It would either fail them, or help them too late."
 * Major Chance: "I get we're not perfect. And you 6 are considered to be some of our biggest mistakes. But they done the next best thing for superiors like you. Hiring people like me make sure you all are sent somewhere where you can finally get help and see the light."
 * Gazelleen: "Have you forgotten? (Shows that Algor, Ororo, and Kafka are kept in place by her), I've learned to malmitulate powers to the point I can malmitulate people to my will. They're like puppets to me. And the same, will happen to you."
 * Major Chance: "Well that's the thing about me. I tend to be full of surprises."
 * Gazelleen: "..... I'll be the judge of that."
 * Gazelleen aimed to do the same, where in a quick flash shown in slowmotion, Major Chance quickly protected himself with an invisable anti-malmitulation sheild that stopped the simular process, legitamently surprising Gazelleen, who had a face of confusion and horror, as did her fellow members, the Bombio Bros and Robotrix.
 * Boom-Fox: "..... I do a'not have a good feeling about this bro."
 * Gazelleen: "No..... NO?! HOW CAN THAT BE?! (Starts hyperventlating). Are, ARE YOU LIKE MY PARENTS' MURDEROR!?"
 * Major Chance: "No. I don't have that rare undocumented power. Hence the word, "Rare". It's something just as useful. An anti-malmitulation sheild. Curitsy of Professor Cynergy. I have the only one cause this a prototype. But so far, it's passing with flying colors."
 * Gazelleen began to panic, which quickly turned to anger!
 * Gazelleen: "Even that accursed sheild can't protect you from OTHER powers!? Nightmare Walker, hit him with his worse fear!?"
 * Nightmare Walker: "With ever unhalting pleasure, my queen!?"
 * Nightmare Walker laughed maniacly as he charged up his red eyes to begin the attack?!
 * Icky: (He fired his gun at Nightmare as his arm was bleeding as Nightmare started to screech painfully)... FREEZE, MORPHEUS!! (Fires the gun at Dr. Mindz's helcopter pack which causes him to lose focus and plop into the ground comcially and speaking germin gibberish, indicating he was momentarly knocked out, which frees Ororo from his mental attack, then the quick acting Major Chance show pass Gazelleen to scare her out of her grip on Ororo, Kafka and Algor, freeing them from her grip)
 * Ororo:... (She thought fast and absorbed Mindz' psychic powers, and used them against the Purifiers)
 * Gazelleen: YAAAHHHH!!! YOUNG ORORO, STOP THIS NOW!? (Kafka and Algor began to fight as Kafka used her electro-pistol to zap the Purifiers, and Algor attempted to battle Gazelleen) NOT SO FAST! You wanna be stripped of your powers? Because at this point, I can- (She gets zapped by Kafka's gun) YAA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA-AA!!!
 * Ororo: (She quickly absorbed the powers of all the Purifiers except Gazelleen, who was able to punch her in the face as blood leaked out her nose)... Owch!
 * Gazelleen: I am sorry it has to end like this, child, but my hand is forced!?
 * Ororo: (Uses Toxicolarry's ability to spray acidic venom, and Gazelleen dodged)
 * Gazelleen: ROBOTRIX, BOMBOS, GET THEM!!
 * Robotrix and the Bombios attempted to do such, but suddenly, the other Super Ops and the JT came through!
 * Tyrone: "Well if it isn't our faverite punching bags the Bombio Bros."
 * Aaron: "HEY! YOUR THAT GIANT SYDNY FUNNEL WEB JERK WHO ALMOST KILLED ME?! I AM SO GONNA GET EVEN!?"
 * Robotrix: "(LAUGHS MANICLY!?) Oh yeah, froggy? YOU AND WHO'S ARMY OUTSIDE OF ZE OBVIOUS!?"
 * ???: "YO SPIDER BOY!?"
 * Robotrix and the Bombios look in surprised to see Photon-a-Nation, Bullcules, The Honor Cat Clan, and Dr. Mechanicalis.
 * Photon: "Ya mind if we join in Aaron? Cause some of us don't appresiate those small-time creeps palling up with big time anarchists."
 * Aaron: "Sure Photon. The more the merrier."
 * Robotrix: "..... Oh doodlestrump."
 * Bombios: "Mama Mia."
 * The united heroes pounced and began to beat up Robotrix and the Bombios!?
 * Gazelleen was started to lose control of herself!
 * Gazelleen: "No, no, no?! NOOO!? WHY MUST EVERYTHING GO WRONG?!"
 * Gazelleen tried to escape, but Algor stood in the way!
 * Algor: "Please Gazelleen, this hurts my heart more then already to have to fight you."
 * Gazelleen, in a emotional fit, tried to punch Algor, but Algor refluxfully grabbed her fist in a strong grip that caused Gazelleen to wince!
 * Algor then forcefully tossed the distrot Gazelleen to the ground!
 * Gazelleen, practicly distressed and pitifully crying, gets up wobbling!?
 * Gazelleen: "I HATE YOU!? YOU RUINED EVERYTHING AND TOOK EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME?! I'LL NEVER, LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
 * Gazelleen makes a run for it!?
 * Algor teleported and intersected Gazelleen, causing her to hyperventlate and panic!
 * Gazelleen: "JUST STAY, AWAY FROM ME?! YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH TO ME AS IT IS?!"
 * Ororo: "But I didn't?! (Grabs Gazelleen and absorbs her Malmitulation abilities and how to use it in blood-bending sytile?!) Be warned. The taste of your own medicine tends to be intolerable. Get ready to know what it's like to know a part of what people like you have done to people that may not nessersarly deserved it."
 * Gazelleen was in a state of pure fear right now!
 * Gazelleen: "No, no, NOOOOO?! GET AWAY FROM ME?!"
 * Algor swiftly got behind Gazelleen and caught her in an unescapable grip!?
 * Algor: "I, am sorry, my child."
 * Gazelleen: "No, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Ororo: (Does a pose as Gazelleen glowed in green-blue energy as her powers, in the form of a glowing yellow outline-blue ball, were ripped from her, who Algor proceeded to held it as he let goes of a defeated and crying Gazelleen.)  Your powers are officially negated!
 * Gazelleem sobbed.
 * Gazelleen: "...... How could you? How could you all?"
 * Algor:... Trust me, Gazelleen, I'm doing this for your own good! But believe me, you will not stay normal for long. We're still going to grant you some alternate superpowers that will ensure you don't do any real harm. The Senate will choose what powers you are to be given.
 * Gazelleen continued to cry as drones came in and dragged the pitiful fallen villainess away.
 * Icky: (The rest of the Purifiers, Robotrix and the Bombio Bros were apprehended and given anti-power cuffs by the Super Ops, and taken away)... Well... I guess this is the 3rd time we've stopped another cause of trouble.
 * Kafka: "Well I didn't exactly got out of it unscathed. Now I need to get my Psytic Sheild restored. Also, Major, we need to request to have Dr. Mindz' memory erased of everything he gotten from me."
 * Major Chance: "I already plan on it.
 * Algor:...May I ask why your both the only Lodgers here?
 * Iago: (Shows them the teleportation beacon) SOMEONE thought it was a good idea to abuse this thing, not realizing that he has no freaking idea how to use it! HE'S AN IDIOT WHEN IT COMES TO THESE THINGS!! Even IF we rescued Equestria and Kratos from a threat while THEY were busy with a riot against McDuck in Duckberg, Shen is still going to DOUBLE OUR PUNISHMENT!!! Way to go, Icky-bottom!
 * Icky: If you don't shut that beak of yours, I'm give you another definition for molting! BECAUSE I'M GONNA RIP ALL YOUR FEATHERS OFF!!!
 * Tane: CanIdoit?
 * Meg: PLEASE don't push them, Tane.
 * Algor: Well, I don't think we can help you with that one, guys. Even if we can teleport people, our teleportation is only limited to the world we're standing on. You'll have to figure it out for yourselves.
 * Iago: YEAH, ICKY! WE HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR OURSELVES!
 * Icky: THAT'S IT, YOUR FEATHERS ARE COMING OFF- (Tane uses his super-speed to push the button on the beacon, and teleport them away before they could react)
 * Tane:... Man, thatwasannoying!
 * Tyrone: "But over all entertaining while it lasted. AND it saved us from having to deal with Gazelleen on our own."
 * Algor: "For now. Major, make sure Gazelleen is sent to the most secure prison of all of Kratos, where I can be able to keep a better eye. The senate will deside what to do with the rest."
 * Major Chance: "Consider it done, sir."
 * Icky: (They teleported there)... Hmm, we're in Pastoon again. Good times, huh?
 * Iago:... And... I don't think they'll look over our lack of clothes.
 * Icky: (Sighs) It doesn't matter anyway, we won't be here for long. I mean, it's not like there's a crime happening here or something-
 * ???: "YEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * The two suddenly got ran over by several bandits all wearing black clothes riding horses and trampling on the duo!
 * Icky: "...... Owch."
 * The Bandits quickly turned around to see what happen.
 * Bandit: ".... Hey, them naked birds are the lougers who stopped Doppleganger Louis."
 * Bandit 2: "Worse then that. Even Death Hawk lost to them."
 * Bandit 3: "..... Criminal Sanches will pay BIG money for their deaths?!"
 * Bandit 4: "Oh yeah, I like the sound of money?!"
 * Bandit Leader: ".... What're you waiting for idijits!? Bring out your guns and gun them birdies down!?"
 * The Bandits aimed their guns at the two!
 * Iago: "..... Ahhh, crap."
 * Icky: "..... Parly?"
 * Bandit Leader: "After all the trouble you gave Sanches' friends in that Mafia Allience group, ya'll don't deserve a parly."
 * Icky:... Say, which one of you considers yourself the best?
 * Bandit Leader: Me! That's why I'm the leader. Besides, you think I've never heard that trick before? If you think I'm gonna end up arguin' with my men as a distraction for yall' to turn-tail and run, then you've got another thing comin'!
 * Icky: That's what she said! (The Bandit Leader pointed his gun a him) YIPE!
 * Bandit Leader: Prepare to die, bird-brains! (The other bandits aimed their guns at them)
 * Icky: (Takes his gun out) Don't even think about it!
 * Bandit Leader:...Is that the .43 Magnum? HAH! What is this, a Clint Eastwood impression? I ain't afraid of that little toy.
 * Icky: I'm not afraid to fire first, tough guy!
 * Bandit Leader: Oh, I'm real scared! Alright, let's kill them. (They loaded their guns)...3- (Something shot him in the arm) AHHGH!! (The shot came from Sheriff Garrot)
 * Garrot:...You're lucky I saved you two! He always shoots on 2!
 * Iago:...That diabolical BASTARD!
 * Garrot: Surrender quietly, Charlie Crowe, and nobody gets hurt! (The bandits revealed themselves to be crows, with the leader being blind and scarred in one eye)
 * Bandit Leader (Charlie): D'OH, HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?!?
 * Garrot: Nobody has an obnoxiously-cawing laugh like you, good sir. What has Criminal Sanches wanted from you this time?
 * Charlie: I don't see how that's any of your business. I'll never tell no matter what kind of pistol you point up my ass! Besides, there's 7 of us, and only one of you!
 * Garrot: "Then you haven't got the chance to meet my new deputies."
 * Charlie: "HA!? What Deputies!?" (Four ground squirrels appeared)...Uh...wha?
 * Ground Squirrel #1: Hey, bitch!
 * Icky:...Who's the squirrels?
 * Ground Squirrel #2: GROUND squirrels, for your information. You see, Sheriff Garrot felt that he needed some...backup since he's been getting trouble concerning the Mafia Alliance activity that Criminal Sanchez has been doing. So, we're here to fill the part.
 * Ground Squirrel #1: So allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Kathy, and these are Terry, Ellie, and Norman. And we're going to KICK YOUR TAIL FEATHERS!! (They all took out their pistols)
 * Bandit #5: Aww, guns, how adorable, I could just eat you up!
 * Charlie: Is that all? Just a bunch of rodents?
 * Garrot: Oh, they're just my assistant deputies. THIS is my head deputy. (A jackrabbit female with ruby-red eyes appeared brushing her ears, and this ends up causing the bandits to drop their jaws)...Say hello to Head Deputy Ruby. A promising lady of the law.
 * Ruby: Now then, are you gonna come quietly, you f**** ***** ********* ****** **** ******?
 * Charlie: (His bandits were aroused) YOU IDIOTS, SHOOT THEM!! (They got out of their trance, and they opened fire as the deputies and Garrot took cover and the whole thing went into a firefight)
 * Icky: WHOA, THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING!!!
 * Iago: JUST FIND SOME COVER, SLOWPOKE!! (They did that)
 * An intense gunfight eventally lead to the Bandit Crows to lose their hats!
 * Charlie: ".... DAMN IT!? I vote we leave only our hats the only loss we get!? Getting them misfits will have to accure another time?! Let's ride out of this dead-beat town!?"
 * The Crows retreated on their horses and escaped!?
 * Terry: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! RUN AWAY LIKE THE CHICKENS YOU ARE!! (Makes chicken sounds)...Yeah, those pests will think twice before messing with us now that you've got deputies, Sheriff. As long as us Summers are here, you'll be having Sanchez behind bars in no time!
 * Ruby: Well, we sure did well, Jacob.
 * Icky: Uh, what are we, chopped liver?
 * Garrot:...Oh, yeah, you must be wondering about these people. I needed some backup with my new mission with Criminal Sanchez, so I got Ruby and the siblings to assist me. (The Summers siblings waved)
 * Iago:... They're kinda cute.
 * Ellie: CUTE?!? WE AIN'T CUTE, YOU NUDIST! We're armed and dangerous! We're going to take down Sanchez AND his hold on the Mafia Alliance.
 * Garrot:... Besides, why are you here all by yourselves?
 * Icky: "Let's just say I turned out to be a notive with the new and improved teleporter and... It started to end up sending us to random places and got us to end up helping out in some situations weren't nessersarly needed for but were appresiated for helping reguardless. And the PARROT-FOR-BRAINS is giving me shit for a small flaw in my otherwise awesome plan to pass the time on doing chores as per Shen's punishment for having a burping contest!"
 * Garrot: "..... You really did not think that through, did ya Ickster?"
 * Icky: HELLLLLLLLLL no!
 * Iago: This is just the third other-worldly attack we've thwarted thus far. We were planning on 3 visits, but it ended up with 6, counting this one.
 * Icky:...Ah, I think I got it! Let's see what happens if I do THESE coordinates. They seem to match those of the Dragon Realms. See you, guys! (They teleported away)
 * Ruby:...Wow...for nudists, they seem pretty fine tough.
 * Garrot: They're members of a team of heroes, of course. They've actually said 'that's what she said' in the face of Charlie Crowe. I just hope the peacock goes easy on them.
 * Ellie: I doubt it.
 * Icky and Iago appeared in the beach.
 * Icky: "........ AW GOD DAMN IT?!"
 * Iago: "At least you got us lost in a nice beach on Paradisa."
 * Icky: "Well, we'll have to try again."
 * Iago: "Let ME do this this time, bird-brain!?" (Checks the remote)...Let's see...hmm...Oh, see, HERE'S the problem! You got the coordinates wrong. It's supposed to go like THIS! (Types in alternate codes, and they teleport away)
 * Icky: (They teleported there, though end up suffocating)...(Gurgling) YOU IDIOT, WE'RE IN BIKINI BOTTOM, AND MERLIN'S NOT HERE!!
 * Iago: (Gurgling) OKAY, DON'T WASTE AIR, AND LET ME FIGURE THIS OUT!! Which is the right-
 * Icky: (Gurgling) WHO CARES WHERE WE GO, I'M ABOUT TO DROWN HERE...(His face gets purple)
 * Iago:...(Presses the button and they teleport away)
 * Icky: (They teleported there and gasped for air, and Icky spits out the water and sputters) BLECH! Salt water!
 * Iago:... Well... F***! WE BOTH HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO USE THIS THING!!! MAYBE WE SHOULD'VE CONTINUED THOSE CHORES, AND KAIRI'S PROBABLY ALREADY FIGURED OUT WE'RE GONE!!
 * Icky: CALM DOWN!!! I'm sure we can figure this out. Now, where are we? (They see where they are)
 * Iago:... Oh, yeah, the Disney Atlantis. Still on the surface and prospering.
 * Spears were pointed at the two, freaking them out!?
 * Icky: "WHAA-HA!?"
 * Iago: "HEY WHAT GIVES?! WE KNOW QUEEN KIDA AND MILO?!"
 * ???: "I'm afraid that thanks to anti-Atlantian Fanactics called the "Oceanators", they no longer rule, miserable outsiders."
 * A Darkly dressed Presit-King Atlantian came in.
 * Preist King: "I, am Monologo! Presit-King of Atlantis!?"
 * Icky: "..... Wow. When did these oceanators happen?!"
 * Monologo: "The outsider brother of Rourke, a former member of the outsider army turned against his people and founded the Oceanators, and blamed Milo and Kida for letting the leage take away his brother?! Meanwhile, thanks to them being kidnapped by that damn fool, (Laughs), I, am free to control the Atlantian Chirstail to my whims!?"
 * Icky: "Oh like Lord Royal Highness willlet you do that."
 * ???: "I'm kinda in a bad position I'm afraid."
 * Icky and Iago see that he was trapped in the cage along with his atlantians.
 * Icky: "..... I take it your the kind of asshole who takes advantage of the situation while the rightful leader has to deal with a mostly unrelated problem."
 * Iago: "I take it your mad at the outside world for what happened with Kida recently."
 * Monologo: "No you half-wited birds!? My hated stems further then recent nonsense!? This, is because of both past sins: Cynder originally sunking our city, and you outsiders failing to save our king from death!?"
 * Icky: "Oh so your one of those grudge holders on the past, eh? Well don't count on those Oceanator dudes to hold away Kida forever, because the Atlantis Team will kick their tails."
 * Monologo laughs!
 * Monologo: "Like those sorry misfited peons would actselly-"
 * ???: ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK!!! (Milo, Kida, and their friends arrived)
 * Monologo:...What?!? How did you know about this?!? We made sure all distress signals were cut off!
 * Vinny: You actually did. Milo never called. We've actually been onto those Oceanator guys for quite a while. So we kicked their butts, rescued Milo and Kida, and here we are, hearing that you've committed a mutiny.
 * Mole: YEAH! They couldn't keep us away if they tried! So we're going to stop you from abusing the Heart of Atlantis like... The Atlanteans did in their original backstory.
 * Monologo: Oh, yeah? (The guards appeared riding the Atlantean vehicles) I've gained full access to the Atlantean armory! You know how these things can fire electro-lasers that can disintegrate anything? I know you don't want me to use them.
 * Joshua:... Well, we're boned either way!
 * Monologo: That's exactly what I thought. Now surrender before I blast you into oblivion!
 * Iago: HEY, TURD BLOSSOM! (He and Icky have already freed the Atlanteans while they were distracted)... You didn't keep your eyes on the birdie!
 * Kida: (Kicks a guy off one of the Atlantean vehicles, and begins to fire at the crowd with the electro-laser)
 * Vinny:... Okay, NOW you're busted, pal!
 * Milo: (Jumps on another Atlantean vehicle and begins fighting) Thanks, guys, I owe you one!
 * Icky: Oh, don't thank us! It's what we do. (The two cleared the troops off the Atlantean vehicles so the other Atlanteans can use them to chase off the forces)
 * Monologo: "COWERDS?! COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT!?"
 * Kida: "They are now free of ever serving you again, Preist. My father's name has been shamed by you."
 * Monologo: "It's that so? THEN IF WHAT I AM DOING IS BAD THEN WHY HASN'T THE HEART OF ATLANTIS STRIKED ME DOWN?!" (That ended up spontaneously happening) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (He explodes in crystal energy)
 * Kida:...(Sighs)...I'm sorry we had to be shamed like this, father.
 * Milo:...I should've known that Monologo couldn't be trusted.
 * Kida: Oh, father hasn't been fully trusting in him either. He's been hearing rumors of taking over Atlantis so he can use the Crystal to declare war on the outside world.
 * Icky: Well, it's a good thing we freed those Atlanteans for you while he was holding you back.
 * Kida:...Why are you Lodgers here on your own?
 * Iago: Oh, we're lost in the UUniverses with a teleportation gizmo we have no idea how to use.
 * Milo:...Why would you even use it in the first place?
 * Iago: Because Icky's a lazy idiot who wanted to shirk a grounded duty.
 * Vinny:...I don't think your peacock friend is going to like that very much.
 * Iago: DAMN RIGHT HE WON'T!! IT'S ICKY'S FAULT!!
 * Icky: If you don't stop talking with that loud beak of yours, I'm gonna have to shove a cracker so far up your ass, you'll s*** it out of your mouth.
 * Iago: (Gets an angry expression)
 * Icky: Oh, did that tick you off? POLLY WANTS A CRACKER! POLLY WANTS A CRACKER! POLLY WANTS A- (Iago steps on his foot)...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 * Iago: DO NOT EVER MENTION THOSE DISGUSTING PIECES OF S***!! JUST FIRE UP THE BEACON SO WE CAN HOPE THAT OUR NEXT DESTINATION IS NOT INFESTED WITH YET ANOTHER SITUATION WE HAVE TO THWART!
 * Icky:...Fine, then, jerk! (They teleported away)
 * Audrey:...Geez, that was funny, but it got annoying really fast.
 * Kida: Indeed. But at least they saved us from Monologo.
 * Icky and Iago appeared in the jungle.
 * Icky: ".... Ok, we're in the deep jungle now."
 * Iago: "Which one."
 * Suddenly, Tarzan Leopards appeared roaring and growling!
 * Icky: "..... I'm gonna take a wild guess. The Tarzan one."
 * In litteral seconds Icky and Iago made a run for it as the leopards chased them?!
 * Icky: "Man this kinda brings back memories!? But hey, at least we're not twharting another villain's plot?!"
 * Iago: "SHUT UP AND RUN, NUMSKULL!?"
 * Icky: TARZAN!! IF YOU'RE THERE, LEOPARDS ARE PICKING ON US!! I'D LIKE TO HEAR YOUR CALL RIGHT ABOUT NOW!!
 * Iago: Dude, you can't expect Tarzan to hear you right away. I mean, it takes time for him to- (Tarzan was heard with his call)
 * Tarzan: (He appeared)... Hey, it's you guys.
 * Icky: Yeah, and if you hadn't noticed, LEOPARDS ARE TRYING TO EAT US!! (Tarzan fended off the leopards quickly)
 * Iago:... Well, thank God! But Icky? I have a question.
 * Icky: And what is that?
 * Iago:... WHY DIDN'T WE FLY?!?
 * Icky:... Okay, I'm feeling pretty stupid right now.
 * Tarzan: You mean aside from how much you are already?
 * Icky: Yeah, I... (Face-wings himself)... Oh, sure! Walked right into that one!
 * Tarzan: May I ask what you two are doing here alone? You know this place is dangerous for travelers.
 * Iago: Well, let's just say that Icky-Boogers here decided that it'd be a good idea to fiddle around with Lodger equipment he has no idea how to use. ESPECIALLY when we were grounded for a burping contest gone south.
 * Icky: Well, it didn't help that Shen was being a jackass for leaving a toilet unclean waiting for us to clean it since that one April Fools incident. That guy holds SERIOUS grudges.
 * Tarzan: Well, he is a former warlord who committed genocide on an entire village, and has been robbed of good things in life. You can't necessarily blame him.
 * Iago:... Say, what have you been up to lately? Have you and Jane been doing anything since we basically stopped a crazy time-travel incident with Dr. Nefarious?
 * Icky: Yeah, has Jane learned a few new things from you, like vine-swinging or some s***?
 * Tarzan: Oh, she's been doing well with those, actually. Ever since the Legend of Tarzan stopped airing, we've been pretty much having normal lives.
 * Iago: Any of your Legend of Tarzan enemies been giving you trouble?
 * Tarzan: Not for a while. But... Another raptor from Pelucidar escaped, and we had to deport it back.
 * Icky: Yeah, if that Jurassic Park movie has taught us anything, it's that raptors are clever sons of bitches. Believe me, I know that EVEN without watching the movie. They're the only other creatures that gave me a hard time back home besides the Sharptooths. And worse, there's always more than one of them. So... Yeah, you might expect more raptors to smuggle themselves to the surface a few times until you can figure out how they got out of that place.
 * Tarzan: Oh, we did, actually. Turns out there's a few open areas for access to the surface, and we had to close them up.
 * Icky: And how exactly is Jane?
 * Tarzan: With her father assisting him in an... Experiment.
 * Jane: Daddy, are you sure this will work?
 * Prof. Porter: I have NO idea! But it's worth a shot! (He is shown to be approaching a hippo in a river with a small satellite-device, and uses it on both it and Jane)... I'm fairly certain that this device will allow humans to actually understand animals through the neurology and psychology of the two species communicating. That way you won't have to rely on Tarzan or his family to translate.
 * Jane: I don't know, daddy. Hippos can be rather aggressive.
 * Prof. Porter: Would I be a genius if I DIDN'T know that from experience? This won't need that much physical contact. Now go ahead, dear, say something to it.
 * Jane:... Uh... Okay...(Approaches the hippo)... Uh... Can you understand me? (The hippo bellows)... Hmm?... I think I seem to be getting something. I think it's saying... OH, DEAR, I'M NOW WISHING I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID! BLECH!!
 * Prof. Porter: Hmm... Then I can assume it works.
 * Jane: (The hippo bellows) No, actually I think it's saying... It prefers to be left alone.
 * Prof. Porter: Oh... Well, at least we gave it a shot. (They started up te boat and left)
 * Icky: "Oh that professor and his usual shenanigans."
 * Tarzan: "I know. Now, I think it's best you try to return to the Dragon Realms before you end up making Shen even madder at you guys then already."