Draconequui Wonderland

Draconequui Wonderland is the 9th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After an Equestrian mission goes on swimmingly, the Lodgers then discover that there is a small chaotic land outside the outskirts of the Draconequus homeland. Celestia and Luna don't seem pretty impressed that the Draconequui's magic has illegally appeared outside their homeland, so they send the Mane 6 and Discord to go in and investigate. When they reach the area, they find out it's not as chaotic as they thought. It actually looks like a theme park. Then, they meet the ones who created the place: 3 Draconequui brothers named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife. They were once followers of Tyranny until they learned the ways of King Wacky and Queen Pranks' peaceful routes, and followed them. The brothers actually decided to take their beliefs to the next level by thinking up a way of how to make ponies happy. The result: a magical wonderland theme park. The ponies seem okay at first, but then they discover that ponies keep going missing. Twilight seems worried at first, but when she is astonished that her disappeared friends return, they appear to be different. They are getting wild personalities, and have somehow gained Draconequui powers. Then, they slowly turn into Draconequui theirselves. The Shell Lodgers are called in to investigate, and after a long time of searching, they discover that Strife hasn't truely changed. He is still following the ways of chaos, and has been mind-controlling his brothers into helping him bring chaos back to Equestria. Will the Lodgers triumph, and save Twilight's friends from being as psychotic as The Mask? And as if that's not enough, a warped unicorn pony named Wicked Dark Blacken Heart, is actselly malmitulating Strife, who is normally the wise-cracking moron of the brothers, into even doing this at all, cause Wicked was a pony creation of Tyranny meant to force ponies into choas worship, but mysteriously vanished into obscurity after Tyranny's fall, but came back apawn Tyranny's second defeat, and soughts to restore Tyranny's ways of choas back into all Draconnquui by causing a serious international insodent litterally between the lands. Can Blacken Heart be stopped before she gets away with this?

Chapter 1: The Draconequui Wonderland
Equestria, during Springtime. Draconequua Discordia Tower Discord changed his voice and started to sing this. Stiff-Lips' office. Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Castle Draconequua Draconequua Palace
 * The Ponies were seen cleaning up snow as a familier song played.
 * Death Coffin was seen frowning as he watches this from Fluttershy's cottage......
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs), This was why I caused all this trouble back when I found that Keyhole to Equestria."
 * Discord popped up.
 * Discord: "Oh come now, Coffy, lighten up."
 * Death Coffin: "How can I? I had been dreading this day for two months since the Yakotaur insodent and I still can't help but to GRIMACE at the mortals being like this!"
 * Discord: "Would it help ease you through this day you oh so feared if I offer some hot Coco?"
 * Death Coffin: "..... You know I'm incapable to drink, idiot!"
 * Discord: "Oops, silly right. You don't have skin. Still, want one for the sake of it?"
 * Death Coffin: ".... Well I do need something to keep warm."
 * Discord: "Certainly. (Brings up Coco Pummel in a bikini) Here's you hot coco!"
 * Death Coffin: "What the- YOU IDIOT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HOT CHOCOLATE?!"
 * Coco: "I know. He does this every winter since he's been freed. I grown used to it."
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs as Discord teleported Coco back home).... At least, baring your girlfriend or when your family visits, give or take small exceptions, that you seem to be the only Draconquui in these parts."
 * Discord: "Well that's only because the rest of the world is too strict for the other Draconquui to really cope with. I should know. I've been turned into a Pigeon's bathroom convincene for violating these rules twice, and got reformed and got sentenced to community service."
 * Death Coffin: "Well I shudder on what others like you would be like."
 * Discord: You think THAT'D make you shudder? Try moving to Draconequua! We lived on an island for eons and have magic boundary laws. That's the laws I broke that got me to community service. Wanna go visit?
 * Death Coffin: No thank you!
 * Discord: Too bad, because you deserve a visit there.
 * Death Coffin: WAIT-
 * Death Coffin: (The two teleported there) DON'T! (Sees where he is.....) Oh no.......
 * Discord: DISCORD'S BACK HOME, BABYYYYYY!!! (Draconequui looked, gave him a mild wave hello and left)... AW, COME ON!!! WHERE'S THE FAN FARE OF YOUR PRINCE COMING BACK?!
 * Draconquui 1: "To be fair, since we all have omnipotent knowledge, you showing up isn't exactly a surprise."
 * Discord: "Well at least give me some dignifived respect for it!"
 * Seaconequus: (Rises from the water with others like him) Sorry! Fresh out of Dignity! How's about some Draconquui chaotic welcome instead? (He threw a wet slime ball as they laughed and dived)
 * Discord: Ugh, lousy Seaconequui! Their humor is LITERALLY wet!
 * Death Coffin: THERE'S MERFOLK VERSIONS OF YOUR KIND?!
 * Discord: DUH!? If their can be pony versons of merfolk, why can't there be one for Draconequui? You didn't think we were restricted to land, did you? Those guys terrorized underwater civilizations during the Chaos War. They are.... A work in progress of getting those guys to cool it with the humor, as one of them deminstraighted. As you know since one of my tea parties, we cannot live without being chaotic. So everydraconequus can be passive aggressive at best, jerks at worse.
 * Death Coffin: Just take me home! You've shown me enough.
 * Discord: Okay okay, Mr. Touchy Bones! I gotta meet my parents, anyway. I'd be tempted to fix winter in Ponyville with a snap of my fingers, and you KNOW how they don't like that.
 * Death Coffin: Unfortunately, yes! Most disrespectful to the gift of magic. Would it kill them to just use a quick spell to end winter as it should?
 * Discord: Look, it's best to let the successors of your kind to have their ways. Their founders never had magic. Perhaps it's best you don't go back. Remember what happened the last time you criticized their traditional preferences? Hint: It involved Sports and community service.
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs). Fine. Fair enough. I'll see about distracting myself before I end up making something regretable again."
 * Discord: "Glad we have this talk. (Snaps his fingers and Death Coffin gets nabbed by a flying dog) TAKE THE BONES BACK HIM, SPOT!"
 * Death Coffin: "DID IT SERIOUSLY HAD TO BE A GIANT FLYING HOUND DISCORD?!"
 * Death Coffin started to rant as the flying dog flew away as Discord twindled his fingers good bye.
 * Discord: "Now, I wonder what mummy and daddy dearest had been up to?"
 * Discord: (He teleported inside to see his two parents in a meeting while in Mexican clothing and identical clones) OH, HELLO, MAMA AND PAPA! GUESS WHO'S BAACK?! (He played music on his trumpet as the parents are joyed while members of the royal court are annoyed)
 * Draconeuus adivser: "Oh bother. So much for a productive day in the royal court."
 * Discord: "(Deadpan) Nice to see you too, Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips."
 * Stiff-Lips: "That tone CLEARLY sounds sarcastic and unamused, ergo, you are OBVIOUSLY not thrilled to see me."
 * Discord: "Well you did strong armed the council to put me in community service for 5 long years even when I had long reformed at this point."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Through his teeth scowling) It would've ended by now if YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HISTORY OF RELAPSING AND/OR CAUSING LAWSUITS?!"
 * King Wacky: "Oh come now, Stiff-Libs, don't be such a..... Well, stiff."
 * Queen Pranks: "He's obviously here for a quick visit. It won't interupt the latest debate in a minute."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Quietly) Ex-nay on the urrent ebate-say?!"
 * Discord: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! You were debating on something?! (Turns into a news media member) Please tell us on Discord TV News of the latest of Draconequua politics today!"
 * Stiff-Lips was trying to jesture Discord's parents to keep quiet!
 * King Wacky: "Oh, well, we were discussing on whether or not we would allow a Draconquui Theme Park open outside of the island and into Equestria."
 * Stiff-Lips and the royal court did this enmass!
 * Discord: "(To a clone of himself holding a camera) You heard it here first on Discord TV News! And now here's Wally with the weather, Wally?"
 * A fat Draconequus: "IT'S HOT?!"
 * Discord: "And now our commerical break! (Turns back to normal) Ohhhhhhh! A Draconequui owned theme park for Equestria?! That's perfect!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well don't get too attatched to the idea, because a large chunk of the court agrees that such a prospect is too risky! Espeically if it's Tyranny's three former stooges who are in charged of the whole thing!"
 * Discord: "Oh why not, Stiffy? This could be our people's chance to get outsiders to understand why we appresiate choas like we do!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Discord, do not start an arguement you can't win!"
 * Discord: "(Head turns into Stiff-Lips' head) (Stiff-Libs' voice) Disocrd, do not start an arguement you can't win! (Head turns back to normal) See, that's what you sound like man, it's very annoying. An Articulate Jar Jar Binks is more tolerable then you."
 * Stiff-Lips got mad as his head turned into a train whisle and blows hard!
 * Stiff-Lips: "I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU SWAY THE COURT'S UNAMAMOUS AGREEMENT..... AGAIN?! FOR THE 90000000000TH TIME IN THE ROW?!"
 * Discord: "Hear me out on this, will you?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh please, don't tell me you expect people to suddenly go on board with this risky propsition just because-"
 * Royal Court Crowd: "HURRAH FOR THE THEME PARK?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... (Grabs Discord by the neck?!)......... Discord?! A WORD?!"
 * Discord: "..... (Gags), Sure thing, ya angry cobra-hooded mantis clawed killjoy!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "...... Discord..... Do I need, to remind you, of the royal peaking order?"
 * Stiff-Lips brings down a long chart!
 * Stiff-Lips: "There's your parents at the top, and myself. Then the regality of the court."
 * Discord: "Oh, and then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No. Then there's the commen folk. Then there's the riff-raff of socity."
 * Discord: "And, then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No?! Then there's plants. There's rocks. There's Ground Whale Crap, THEN there's you!"
 * Discord: "...... HURTFUL?! But aren't I a prince?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You given up that right to be treated with respect when you followed Mayhem's exsample?! I mean, did you even realise who OWNS the Theme Park your song cohersed the court into approving?!"
 * Discord: "You said they used to work for Tyranny? So, mere lackies?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "NOT, ANY, MERE LACKIES, DISCORD?! IT'S TYRANNY'S TOP THREE?!"
 * Discord: "(Makes a surprised face)..... You mean.... They, own that awesome new theme park?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "YES YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Discord: "Yeesh! And I thought Shen was a grouch, but you, you would beat him for first place in the total Grouch Contest 9 years in a row!"
 * Stiff-Lips: Thanks. Got it from my brother Grouch. AND HE WOULD BEAT SHEN 100 YEARS IN A DAMN ROW!!!! Seriously, Discord, do you EVER think? Do you know where this theme park is?
 * Discord: On your invisible balls?
 * Stiff-Lips: 10 YARDS OUTSIDE THE MAGIC BOUNDARY!!!! 10, MOTHER, F*****G, YARDS!!!!! THIS PARK IS BUILT OUT OF LEGAL BOUNDS!!!! THESE THREE HAVEN'T BEEN KEPT IN CHECK SINCE THEIR MASTER WAS FREED, THEN REFORMED!!!
 * Discord: Yes, buuuut, remember that said law also says that chaos magic can only be used via request. And what's that I hear? (He magically made his ear larger) EVERYDRACONEQUUS OUT THERE'S IN A FRENZY! And whether it happened before or after is irrelevant. You can't deny Mischief and his boys can build a good park. They're among the many Draconequui whose imagination HAS imagination.
 * Stiff-Lips: It's STILL illegal, Discord! It's unlicensed, and unworthy of a license. Do you have ANY idea what the three have been up to since Tyranny?
 * Discord: I was turned to stone for most of my life, sooooo, no. Enlighten me, S***-Lick!
 * Stiff-Lips: "That's the trouble!? They were off the rader for a good long time?!"
 * Discord: "Buuuuut, that doesn't seem to suggest that they did anything harmful."
 * Stiff-Lips: "But it IS suspitious! Those three could very well be up to something, and you pretty much allowed their mysterious plan to evade strutanity! From us anyway!"
 * Discord: "Oh come now, the fact that those three built a park and not something over the top like, oh I don't know, a super-weapon or something, shows that they're not up to anything."
 * Stiff-Lips: "....... I regretably have to admit that your correct on this. A theme park is hardly the hallmark of sinister.... Barring the instinces of those "evil carnival" arcade shooting rail games."
 * Discord: "You mean like "CarnEvil" and "Fright Fearland"?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Infamously good exsamples. But that doesn't mean I don't want to be cautious here! And since your respondsable for savatoshing our people's own legal actions, I am asigning you to the task of monitoring those three! I want you to make sure those three really aren't up to anything, and to report to us if they are."
 * Discord: "And what do I get out of this?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You succeed..... You will see your community service to be redused and shorten. And you'll be treated like a proper prince once more."
 * Discord realises this and gets giddy about this!
 * Stiff-Lips: "HOWEVER...... Fail........ And not only will the service incrise TEN THOUNDSON FOLD, but, Fluttershy will be deemed inacciquite to keep you in line, and you will be asigned to the most strictest reformer in the lands!"
 * Discord made a cartoonishly scared face as he imagines to be either being with Ms Harshwinny, Equestrian Cinch, or even a Lord Shen Pony.
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... So, have I made myself, clear?"
 * Discord:... You know what? By dragging Fluttershy into this when it wasn't needed, I say no deal! I'd rather be dangled over a pool of snarks than accept a deal like that! You should be ashamed of yourself, good sir! I'm directing THIS mission to the best ones around. I'll do this without your deal. Me, Fluttershy, her friends, AND the Lodgers will check out this park. You don't like that? You can lick my ******* ****** ************!! Good day to you, sir! (He teleported away)
 * Stiff-Lips:... That sniveling piece of Jabberwocky s***!!! WHO, DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
 * Europony band: "DISCORD?!"
 * Stiff-Lips snaps the band away!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Sighs)..... Choas magic can take you too litterally sometimes."
 * Discord: (Fluttershy was delightfully humming while taking care of her animals until Discord teleported in angry and brewing with chaos magic that altered anything unneeded and didn't affect anything needed as Fluttershy panicked comically and it all stopped when he slammed the door)
 * Jerry:...... HOLY PELLETS! WHAT GOT SHOVED UP HIS BUTT?!
 * Fluttershy:... I don't know. But I'm worried to find out. (They entered the cottage to see that Discord had warped it into a chaotic wonderland)... Oh my!
 * Discord: Fluts? Is that you? (He changed everything back to normal) Did I come by at a bad time?
 * Fluttershy: Is there something you want to tell us?
 * Discord: Yes, I just wanted to talk to my one and only true friend about it. Turns out some former peons of Tyranny are building a theme park 10 yards outside Draconequua. One particular jerkwad wanted me to do it and stroked his own hate boner by saying that if I failed, I'd have community service extended thousand fold, AND would have to leave you for a stricter pony. OF ALL THE NERVE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Goodness!
 * Discord: Darn right goodness! So I decided 'No, screw you, s***-lick, I play by my own terms and I'm bringing Fluttershy, her friends, and the Lodgers to investigate this park'.
 * Jerry: Wisest decision you've made so far. Even Latifier knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Discord: So you know what this calls for? (His back scales were glowing)... I can certainly say your magic map does. (Fluttershy's cutie mark glowed)... WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE, DEAR FLUTTERSHY!! (He grabs her with her cheeks squished) THE DISCORD SIGNAL IS LIT!!! SO LET'S GO, MY CUTE PONY WARD!! (They teleported away)
 * Twilight:... The map's calling us to... Draconequua?
 * Applejack: Oy! Just what I needed to interrupt me during Winter Wrap-Up! A friendship mission in the land of a thousand Discords.
 * Starswirl: If it's coming from his homeland, it must be serious.
 * Starlight: No kidding. We haven't been there that often.
 * Pinkie: "Well that's because Draconequua rarely has serious problems even dispite being a land of choas."
 * Rarity: "Well I would image that it's because that place is too chaotic for any threat or problem to set foot there."
 * Flash Magnus: "Welp, looks like a would-be problem had defelupted some balls to show up there."
 * Twilight: "Then I guess it means it's time to pay Salty a visit again."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But don't we now have an Airship from the Magmatacus adventure?"
 * Twilight: "Yes, but it's Seagall Dragon and Pteragull Seasons."
 * Rockhoof: "Ugh, Seagull Dragons are one thing, but Pteragulls? Those prehistoric wing terrors are a pain!"
 * Spike: "Also not helping that Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls are fierce rivals when it comes to terratory. Those freaky avians would have an arial dog fight with eachother."
 * Mistmane: "Even more so since it's now the mating season of both of those creatures."
 * Meadowbrook: "So in otherwords, not a good time for flying."
 * Somnambula: "I just realised, where is Fluttershy?"
 * Discord: (He teleported in with Fluttershy) Here she is! And guess who the map's calling as well? (Showed his glowing scales)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Of course!
 * Discord: And fortunately, you don't have to look aimlessly and do it alone. I mean, the map may say only those who glow can go, but it doesn't say anything about the Lodgers not joining the party, does it?
 * Fluttershy: He came at my cottage angered because he was crossed when being told about the mission. The one who told him specified a bet saying he had to leave me for new extended community service if he lost.
 * Rainbow Dash: Wow! D*** move. Props to Discord for not accepting it.
 * Starswirl: What exactly is the mission, then?
 * Discord: Well, Tyranny had three stoogey peons named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife, who you may better remember as the guys that brought you Fem Fatala, who they just opened an exciting new theme park.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps comically)... REALLY?!
 * Discord: Really really! The problem is, it's unlicensed and built 10 yards outside the legal magic boundaries of Draconequua. We don't know what the three have been up to since Tyranny, I mean, sure they reformed from being Tyranny's stooges like everyone else, but problem is, we don't know how dedicated each of them are to the concept, or if at least one of them is prone to serious relapses. But given this map's sending us there, we're gonna find out, baby! Good ol' Discord finally gets a friendship mission! Maybe I'll finally get my own seat in the round table.
 * Twilight: Don't bet on that, Discord. Your a long road paved by relapses away before you can even get THAT far. Let's contact the Lodgers.
 * Discord: No need! (He snaps and teleports the surprised Lodgers to them)
 * Icky: WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!?
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ya know Discord, you're lucky you teleported us here AFTER we managed to stop Dr. Crocapus and his mutantive agenda, or else I would scold you a storm for interupting a mission!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Dr.... Crocapus?"
 * Icky: "Assentually a fanboy of Hank the mutant frog, but actselly AN EXTREME improvement with the mutantion skills by a long run, like, a football statium long run! The guy was close to building a super lazer space station that can enable him to turn entire planets into mutants! Fortunately, we trashed his plans before he got that far!"
 * Flash Magnus: "..... You lougers know some WEIRD people."
 * Icky: "Just wait until you met the rest of our villain roster."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh, great, another mutant nut. Is he gonna come after Celestia too to use her Alicorn DNA to make his mutants stronger?"
 * Iago: "Oh don't worry. He's a respectful fanboy to Hank in that he does his own thing. Also, he acknowledges that it was a clearly failed plan."
 * Lord Shen: "Back on the topic at hand! This BETTER have a good reason, Discord!"
 * Discord: "Oh calm down now, Shenny boy! It very well does have a good reason. Now, you guys remember Fem Fatala, yes?"
 * Squidward: "Oh no, don't tell either one of our enemies or some crazed mad doctor has gotten to her and is trying to restore her to being a chaotic lesbian bat again?"
 * Gazelle: "Wait, Fem who-now-a?"
 * Discord: Long story. But no, it doesn't involve her, thank Gods! It actually involves her creators. They've built a theme park.
 * Mushu: Oh, really? And why is that such a problem?
 * Discord: Why don't you grow some patience, tiny? It's not like it'd kill you like YOU had Fa Ming killed.
 * Mushu: Oh, sure, bring THAT up!
 * Discord: The park is built outside my homeland's legal boundaries and we don't know what Mischief and his boys are thinking.
 * Lord Shen: Sounds like a legitimate concern. One can only guess how seriously reformed three of Tyranny's former stooges are.
 * Icky: "Well they didn't show up to help Tyranny out. That proves that they're not still dicks."
 * Lord Shen: "But they also didn't helped us out, NOR gave a prior warning about Fem Fatala!"
 * Sandy: "Well based on this theme park thing, it's likely they were too caught up on it in that they forgot about Fem Fatala and didn't think Tyranny would come back."
 * Lord Shen: "A fair point. But it's not like they wouldn't've been able to know about it, since they're litterally capable to automaticly know about things like how Discord does it!"
 * Discord: "Ahh, but they also know that Equestria has capable heroes, so their involvement would've been the pinitcale of redunency."
 * Twilight: Well, we'd better go find Salty and get to Draconequua.
 * Boss Wolf: Why not take the airship?
 * Discord: Bad idea. This is the part of the year when the Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls go nuts on each other hunting for food in the same territory. Also their time of mating, so males epsiecally are even rougher then usual. Plus killing each other spills blood into the sea and gets the blood-sucking neunauges to mass wilder than a school of piranhas. And their shrieks are twice as ear-rapey than before. So, by extention, talking to Salty is a bad idea too.
 * Twilight: "Rats."
 * Rarity: Then how in Celestia's name do we- Why am I asking a question I already know the answer to?
 * Discord: Bibbidy, bobbidy...
 * Discord: BOO! (He teleported everyone there) See? All you had to do was say please. Wasn't really hard for you friendship worshippers.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, given that you didn't exactly teleported our van with is, at least it saved us the trouble of coming here."
 * Icky: "And from having to put up with seagull hybrids and lampreys too."
 * Duke: "Okay, so what's the first step of finding this theme park?"
 * Gazelle: "(Sees Draconequus' evioment)..... I feel like we're already in a theme park."
 * Rarity: "I take it it's your first time here?"
 * Gazelle: "Well, yes, cause, it looks like your people really went out to town in this place Discord."
 * Discord: "Well since it is the only place where we are allowed to us our magic, you can just tell we REALLY got creative here. Now, do wisely stay close to me. Draconequua's wildlife can be more zany then us and be a real day spoiler if your not careful."
 * Duke: "Depends, what can we expect here?"
 * Discord: "You know Cobra's Jabberwocky? Well, we have those here, though smaller in comparison and unsentient, but they have an attitude worse than a mother-in-law, along with the likes of Bandersnatch, Jub Jub Birds, Flamemingos, mythical echidnas and python, Asags, Anzû, Illuyanka, Medusas, Rakshasa, Furies, Apeps, Guabancexes, Juracáns, Tannins, Lotans, Unhcegilas, Sets, Phookas, Ibong Adarnas, Nues, Mome Raths, Taniwhas, Boojums, Snarks, Jabbers, Borogoves, Toves, Manxomes, Raths, Pogo Stick Insects, Spy-ders, And the apex of them all...... Tacodiles?!"
 * Pinkie:... Can you say all that again in English?
 * Icky: "Tacodiles?... Ya mean, like as seen from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2?"
 * Discord: "Ehhh, some features are different, but yes. The Tacodiles hail from the Foodlands in Draconequua. Our land is like the Galopagos if it was given chatoic steriods! Alot of new creatures are discovered here every day!"
 * Twilight: "I would imagine that Gaia Everfree would need to look into that."
 * Iago: "So, are the food-beast wildlands also like the setting of CWACM 2 too?"
 * Discord: "Give or take some obvious changes, but yes. All the other 'Non-English animals' you'll need to look up in the Equestrian Beastery to get a pretty good idea what they can do and what they're like."
 * Lord Shen: "And just when I thought this place couldn't get weirder."
 * Discord: When it comes to Draconequua, it AAAAAAAAALWAYS gets weirder....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS!!!!... Always!
 * Lord Shen: Are you quite done?
 * Discord: "..... Yes."
 * Lord Shen: Good, now let's-
 * Discord: Always!
 * Lord Shen: AW COME ON!!!
 * Discord: Have a laugh, will you? Let's go! (The group walked off)
 * King Wacky and Queen Pranks were seen walking down as they are bothered by the press and reporter Draconequui.
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Arrvies) No flash photograthy! You'll get your stories when the King and Queen see fit! (The trio got out of the mob and left)..... Oh, bother! Confound the popperazzi!"
 * Queen Pranks: "You know Stiff, we still think you pushed Discord too hard with that threat of taking away Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh come now, your majusty, I meant that with the best of intentions. I figured that along side the promise of a shorten community service sentence, he would be motivated to give a deeper look onto that trio!"
 * King Wacky: "Well saying he won't be allowed to see Fluttershy again if he doesn't give the results YOU desire was a bit much. She's the one who reformed him, of course he's gonna take that the wrong way."
 * Stiff-Lips: "I wasn't asking for a Misison Impossable kind of assignment, it was a MERE spying mission onto that theme park the trio are making! I would've taken either result of whether or not those two were up to something."
 * King Wacky: "There's also the matter of you trying to bribe a council sentence you don't nessersarly have athority in. So, who's to say you would've made good on either shortening it or making it longer and taking away Miss Fluttershy?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well, not the sentence itself, but I can enfluence the councilers to see things different when I see fit. My darling Decidive Demand is head council mistress after all."
 * Queen Pranks: "Still, you owe Discord an apology for making such a thing."
 * Stiff-Lips: "You know, your son doesn't exactly appresiate me either way, an apology won't change that."
 * King Wacky: "Well you are the guy that got him into community service to begin with and made him the lowest in the Draconequui pecking order, so how was he supposed to respect you after that? I mean, at least have the modesty to say sorry."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Ughhhh. Fine. I'll see if I can modify the deal that doesn't, offend him as much. I'll still give him a shorter sentence if he succeeds, but he fails, it remains un-altered, but he has to away from Fluttershy for 10-weeks."
 * King Wacky: "Too long for Discord. 10 weeks will be like 10 thousand years for him without Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... 9 weeks?"
 * Queen Pranks:... You're just trying to rat your way into forgiveness, aren't you?
 * Stiff-Lips: Oh, what do you want from me? This is Discord we're talking about.
 * Discord: (He pushed down the doors with the heroes as one of the doors crashed right into Stiff-Lips) Helloooooooooooooooooo!!
 * King Wacky: Oh, he's back! Hey, son!
 * Queen Pranks: So, Stiff-Lips? You have something to say?
 * Stiff-Lips' eyes twitched and started to snarl angerly as he took the crashed door off of him.
 * Discord: No need to have him apologize, mom! He's just too mean for an apology to work.
 * Stiff-Lips:... I TOLD YOU!!!
 * Discord: Everyone, meet Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips! (Icky and Iago snickered) The one who got me in community service in the beginning AND the bane of my reformation!
 * Stiff-Lips: I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB AND ENFORCING THE LAW!!!!
 * Discord: Too bad, you suck at enforcing the law! SUUCK!!! (He throws a hot dog at him, splattering hot dog covers onto him)... Suck!
 * Stiff-Lips: (Sighs) You can see why he's the bane of MY CAREER!
 * Twilight: To be fair, you did push him too far.
 * Fluttershy: And you try to take me from him? You do know I'm the one who reformed him, right? You take that from him, you're asking him to be evil again.
 * Stiff-Lips: Here's some fine print for you! You're only his friend because Celestia asked you to reform him, AND she technically used an ethically questionable tactic to get to you by manipulating him with your kindness.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I am NOT having that argument again! What, did you want me to use, oh I don't know, ANOTHER ETHICALLY QUESTIONABLE REFORMING SPELL?!
 * Twilight nerviously laughs at that.
 * Stiff-Lips: WE DO SPELLS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!! YOU EVEN KEPT A PROMISE NOT WORTH KEEPING!!! HE PROMISED TO UNDO HIS ACTIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU GIVING UP YOUR ELEMENT, AND WHEN HE DOESN'T KEEP HIS PART, YOU STILL DO?! WHY SHOULD YOU KEEP YOUR END IF HE DOESN'T?!? You want to know the truth? Maybe I don't trust you with Discord.
 * King Wacky: STIFF!
 * Stiff-Lips: YEAH I SAID IT!! Scold me for being a douche bucket! Give me your worse! But be honest, would you scold her for making a choice of letting a menace roam free?
 * Fluttershy angerly growled like a chewawa and bucked Stiff-Lips in the crotch!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED TOM SCREAMS?!)"
 * Alex/Po: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
 * Stiff-Lips fell down kneeling in pain!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCH VOICE) MY FAMILY JEWELS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE KIND PASSIVE ONE?!"
 * Icky: "Dude, just because Fluttershy isn't much to actively pick fights, that doesn't mean she'll take people's bullshit! Espeically not crap like that!"
 * Fluttershy: "NOW APOLOGIES, MISTER?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY?! I'M SORRY?! OHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
 * Discord: "..... So, do you still doubt her abilities to keep me in line?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched voice) Not, after that display! Owwwwwwwwwww?!"
 * King Wacky: ".... Wow. Celestia sure knows how to pick'em.... Now uh, Stiff..... You said you been trying to modify the deal abit?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched) Yes! The new fail penality is that the sentence remains unaltered, and you will be away from Fluttershy for 9- (Fluttershy stared sternly at him)......... 5 weeks. The success reward is the same as always. A shorten Community Service Sentence."
 * Discord: ".... Well, it was too late even if you didn't scold Fluttershy. I still say no! I don't trust you anymore than I trust my own brother. You're not worth the sentence. I'm doing this not because you told me to, but because the MAP does. You can instead have fun healing your balls and your broken hate boner after that!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Weezes in pain)....."
 * Fluttershy: "...... Did I hit him too hard?"
 * Icky: "Hooves naterally hit very hard, Flutters. That guy would be in pain either way."
 * Some medical Draconequui showed up with a stretcher.
 * Medical Draconequui 1: "..... Okay, who did Stiffy upset this time?"
 * Squidward: "Something like this happened to him before?"
 * Medical Draconequui 2: "You would be amazed how many Draconequui this guy has pissed off."
 * Fluttershy: He said he didn't trust me with Discord.
 * Medical Draconequus 1: (Sighs) Does he ever learn? (They took him away)
 * Discord: Well good riddance! If he thought I'd accept a deal from a douche bucket like him and suck his now-broken hate boner, he's much loonier than everydraconequus here! Even Mayhem knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Queen Pranks: Wise decision, son.
 * Discord: I know, I'm awesome! Now yes, I know I am passing off a chance to have this community service sentence reduced, but no amount of that and a chance to be treated with better respect is worth risking Fluttershy. (He and Fluttershy hugged).
 * Lord Shen: "..... So, about this Theme Park?"
 * Discord: Heck yeah! Thanks for everything, you two, I just came to both be a good son AND spit in Stiff-Lips' face. OFF TO... WHATEVER THE THREE CALLED THEIR THEME PARK!!! (They teleported away)
 * King Wacky:... I'm so proud of him.
 * Queen Pranks: Me too!

Chapter 2: Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife
Theme Park This music played as crazy surreal entertainers popped up, joined by three different bodied Draconequui!! After the song. Cutaway Present Draconequui Wonderland Haunted Castle. Inside the castle. Silverstream: "(Notices a castle directory).... Luckly, we don't need the map nessersarly. The indoor graveyard is in the back, and the caverns are underneath. We'll agree to meet back here, okay Ocellus?" Ocellus: "(Gulps). Okay." Treasurery. Gallus: "YEAAAAAAAAAAH?! LIKE A BADASS?! (Sees a treasure simular to Griffinstone's treasures).... Oh mother bucking sweet! That baby looks like Griffinstone's lost golden cup thingie! This thing can TOTALLY restore our confidence! (Flies up and grabs it). Best, prize, ever.... Too bad about the lack of scares, though. (Leaves, but the pile of money began to fell down to reveil a large Armamasti Skeleton, as a red glow appeared in the eye)." Underwater Graveyard. Caverns. Hunter's room. Main Castle Lobby!
 * Crowds of Ponies and other creatures were seen at the park.
 * A purple-eqsed Hippogriff, A Blue-yellow-parrot colored griffin, a light blue changeling, and an oranged young dragon were seen with silluetted parents.
 * Griffin: "..... Yo, Streams. Think they're open yet?"
 * Hippogriff: "I already told you 10 times, Gallus. I don't know."
 * Changeling: "Well, um...... I should probuly mention that I won't be able to try the fast rides. I get super quesy."
 * Griffin (Gallus): "What a surprise that your a wuzz, Ocellus. That's why I'm the leader."
 * Dragon: "Tch. You couldn't even lead a flea circus."
 * Gallus: "Oh, is that a challnage, Smoldy?"
 * Dragon: "Will you cut it out with the nicknames!"
 * Gallus and the dragon started arguing!
 * Ocellus: "Oh no, Silverstreams, they're at it again."
 * Silverstream: "Gallus, Smolder, knock it off! (The duo stopped)..... How's about that we enjoy ourselves for once and not get ourselves entangled in arguements?"
 * Gallus: "Smoldy started it!"
 * Smolder: "Did NOT!"
 * Silverstream: "I mean it!"
 * The duo finally ceased and stopped.
 * The Gate was seen opening.
 * Voice: "LADIES AND GENTLE-MALES OF EVERY SPIECES?! WELCOME TO A THEME PARK UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU EVER SEEN BEFORE?! BEHIND THIS GATE IS A PETRE DISH OF DELIGHT, FUN, FANTASY AND SURREALISUM?! YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR DEMAND, (Quick talk) Depending on legal requirements, (LOUDLY) YOUR EVERY WHIMISCAL DESIRE BROUGHT TO LIFE?! BUT BE WARNED?! THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE.... OF ADMISSION?! YOUR WALLETS ARE GARRENTIED TO BE VERY SLIM AT THE END OF THIS PARK?! BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT'S PRETTY WORTH IT?! WELCOME TO DRACONEQUUI WONDERLAND?!"
 * Silverstream: "WHOOOOA?! THIS IS AMAZING?!"
 * Gallus: "Now THAT'S more like it!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm not sure if they're following theme park safety regulations."
 * Smolder: "It's a theme park owned by Draconequui, what did you expect?"
 * The Guests go right into the park.
 * First Draconequus: "...... Brothers, that went exactly as rehersed."
 * Second Draconequus: "(Blabbers like Rico)."
 * 3rd Draconequus: "Oh thank gods that was over with. Those dance routines exhausted me."
 * First Draconequus: Oh, don't be a downer, Strife! These folks have been through who knows what to get here, why not give them the courtesy?
 * Third Draconequus (Strife): Because they're all gonna laugh at my trunk? (The second Draconequus did so until Strife turned his body inside out and he screamed and panicked comically)
 * First Draconequus: Strife? What did we say about bullying Maleficence?
 * Strife: He brought it on himself.
 * First Draconequus: He didn't know any better!
 * Strife: I'm done letting that excuse cut him some slack. He needs to learn courtesy.
 * First Draconequus: Well aren't we ironic?
 * Strife: "Can you not sass me now?"
 * First Draconequus: (Sighs) Strife, you need to respect the mental.
 * Strife: WE'RE ALL MENTAL, MISCHIEF!!!! WE'RE DRACONEQUUI!!! BEING MENTAL IS WHAT WE DO!!!
 * Mischief: "Fair point, bur poor Maleficence is more mental then the standerd. The least you can do is not be so harsh on him."
 * Strife: "Well maybe if he behaives more maturely, I MAY consider it!"
 * Mischief:... (Sighs) What am I gonna do with you?
 * Strife: Get off my back is what you're gonna do!
 * ???: OHHH, MIIIISCHIIIIIIIEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!
 * Strife: The junk?
 * Mischief: (As Discord and the others appeared)... Ahhh, Prince Discord!
 * Strife: Or should we say FORMER Prince Discord.
 * Discord: Oh, sure, drop that safe at the start.
 * Mischief: Well, Discord, it's not hard to get hit in the head with. I hear your criminal record includes torturing innocent pony civilians, violating the Draconequus Magic Border Line, and lots of other crap I don't wanna go on about. Sooooooooooo, I'll have to give you a cavity search. (Turns Discord around, while also placing a giant censor sign over where Discord's butt is going to me) For decentcy' sake. (Takes many large things out of Discord's butt) Rubber chicken, tuba, anchor, mallet, pepper... Celestia's tail? (Shen's eyes cartoonishly engorged with a glass shatter sound effect)
 * Discord: Huh? I always wondered where her old tail went.
 * Lord Shen: "YOU STUFF HER OLD TAIL UP YOUR ASS?! WHY YOU, STUPID ABOMINATION!!!" (He pounces on Discord and starts to beat the crap out of him)
 * Mischief: Yikes!...... Awk-word....
 * Strife: Tell me about it. In fact, you missed one. (Pulls out a picture) A picture of Shen and Celestia kissing.
 * Shen: WHAT?!
 * Mischief: Uh-oh!
 * Lord Shen: (He snatches the picture of him and Celestia kissing) MY PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA ON OUR 2015 DATE DURING CHRISMAS?!? YOU SONOFABITCH!!!
 * Mischief: Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!!! (Laughs)
 * Icky: You got that from The Mask!
 * Mischief: So what if I have, you little turkey? (Turns Icky into a turkey, eats him, and pulls him out of Lord Shen's robe)
 * Icky: "...... (Pulls in Me and MSM as our cartoon avatars) WHAT, THE, FUCK, WAS THAT SHIT?!"
 * Scroopfan: ".... MSM'S IDEA, NOT MINE?!"
 * MSM: NO, IT WAS YOURS!! I DON'T USE QUOTATION MARKS AND HAVE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!! I DID THE CAVITY THING BUT YOU BROUGHT US INTO THIS!!!
 * Scroopfan: "OH DON'T START WITH THAT CRITICISING CRAP AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: "...... (Throws me and MSM back into our offices in an angry grunt!) THE S*** I PUT UP WITH IN THIS SERIES?!"
 * Mischief: (Then he appears as a cop) Lord Shen, you're under arrest for shoplifting a forth-wall breaking meta turkey from a store. (He and the others laugh as he turns Icky back into his normal self again) Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
 * Lord Shen: You'll be dead if you pulled a trick like that again!!
 * Strife: He's immortal! (Through his trunk) IDIOT!!!
 * Fluttershy: Not to illnesses or magic theft.
 * Strife: Besides the point.
 * Lord Shen: "MY POINT STANDS?! YOU PULL NONSENSE LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL REALLY LET YOU HAVE IT?!"
 * Maleficence: "Blah-blah? (Pulls out a bowling ball and throws it!)"
 * Patrick: "(Turns into a bowling pin) YAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gets hit as he turns into bowling pins as an X appears. The Bowling ball falls ontop of Patrick, striking him again and showing another X)."
 * Spongebob: "You okay Patrick?"
 * Patrick: "FINLAND?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... THAT TEARS IT?! I CHALLNAGE YOU THREE INTO A DUEL?!"
 * Strife: Look, are you going to trunk around or are you going to tell us why you're here?
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, Joseph Merrick here has a point.
 * Strife:...... (Grabs Boss Wolf and dones an angry expression).... Refer me to Joseph Merrick again, and I'll make a monkey come out of your ass... With a gun... And some grenades... With a blackbelt in Kung Fu!
 * Monkey: Am I supposed to be insulted by that? I'm pretty sure it's BW you're supposed to insult.
 * Maleficence: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?
 * Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-?!
 * Maleficence: WHOOO DOGGIE, look at that!
 * Rainbow Dash: Er... Which one of us is he referring to?
 * Maleficence: (To Gilda) Nice butt!
 * Icky: Are you talkin' about MY girl, boy?
 * Maleficence: Oops. (Icky tries to punch him, but they cartoonishly switch places and Icky suddenly gets punched by him) Hahaha! Right back at ya'! (Chuckles)
 * Icky: I hate this asshole.
 * Maleficence: (Blushing bashfully) Aw, gosh!!!
 * Icky:... Were you dropped?
 * Gilda: WHAT THE F***, ICKY!!
 * Mischief: He was, actually. Hard!
 * Maleficence: (Singing the Star vs. The Forces of Evil theme song chaotically)
 * Strife: If you can even CALL his birth being dropped. He fell through countless dimensions when he was pooped out.
 * Mushu: "That must've been some trip."
 * Strife: You have no idea. His birth was one of the weirdest a Draconequus can have.
 * Doctor Draconequus: It's a b- (Chaos magic fire burst out and then a baby Draconequus who opened a portal to endless surreal dimensions and went right back and landed in cartoonish pieces in a fashion like this)........ It's a boy.
 * Maleficence: (Barfs out confetti and balloons) WE ROCK!!!
 * Icky: "Yeesh. With how crazy the guy is, I'm surprised that the entire universe isn't already on fire at this point."
 * Mischief: He may be mental, I mean, compared to the rest of our kind, but he's well-tutored now. Isn't that right, Maleficence?
 * Maleficence: YEAH!!! (Magically gets a foam baseball glove, and cheers) YEAH!!!
 * Mischief: So... What brings you here, Discord?
 * Discord: "Well, I hate to be a killjoy, I mean, I'm by all means am for what you guys are trying to do here otherwise, but, I'm afraid this theme park violated a few rules about how your not allowed to have chaotic elements outside of the boundery."
 * Mischief: "Say no more, I get what you mean. By all accounts, we do intend to have the legel issues resolved. We just want to do a test run to see if the park works. I mean, keep in mind that we have been working on our park for years."
 * Trixie: "How long?"
 * Mischief: "Since late 2013."
 * Pinkie: So nearly 5 years then? And you said 2013? That's the exact same year Twilight became a princess.
 * Strife: Wow, most cowinidentical discovery much?
 * Mischief: So by all means, we intend to be as lawful as everyone else. We just need some support from customers outside Draconequua.
 * Discord: "And I'm all for that, it's just, Stiff-Lips had issues-"
 * Mischief: "Oh don't even get us started on that over-cautiously prick! He treats me and my brothers with very ill wills!"
 * Discord: "He's the bane of your existence too?!"
 * Strife: "He bothers you as well? Huh. I thought it was just us."
 * Discord: He thinks I'm only reformed due to poor planning. Accused Fluttershy of both manipulating me with her kindness like Mayhem did, AND for making AND keeping a promise not worth keeping.
 * Maleficence:... Duur, that's technically true.
 * Strife: Maleficence, shut up!
 * Mischief: Well, I can agree that a choice that effectively doomed the world is technically uncalled for, but, does it even matter at this point? Now, if ol' Stiffy needs to be assured that there is no danger in our lovely Draconequui Wonderland, then we are more then happy to show that it's more safer then it's surrealistic nature would suggest. How's about a tour, free of charge?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "I love tours! Espeically when it's free!"
 * Icky: "That's only because these guys know we mean business. It's more out of professional curtitcy then an actual business practice."
 * Mr. Krabs: "But still, I love free tours."
 * Strife: "Mischief, please tell me your not serious!"
 * Mischief: "Calm yourself Strife, it's only because we need to keep Stiffy from being an issue. Now, come this way. (He takes the entire group as Maleficence jumped up and down following them)....."
 * Strife: "..... (Quietly) She's gonna kick my ass for this. (Teleports off.)"
 * Silverstream, Gallus, Ocellus, and Smolder were seen at the enterence.
 * Gallus: "........ I bet it's not so scary."
 * Smolder: "Yeah, it's probuly nothing but a bunch of cheap jumpscares."
 * Ocellus: "I don't do so well with scary things."
 * Silverstream: "It's ok, Ocellus, it's only an attraction. None of the creatures inside is real."
 * ???: "True. (A Vulture Headed Draconequus in a long black cloak came in) But they are based on what you most feared, twisted with an added horror trope. That's because I laced the castle, with Nightmarium Christails. Only dark fantasies exist there...... I only permit the brave to enter, because only they can enter this building, with their sanity in tact..... Also because of park regulations. You seriously need to have courage to go in there without being trumatised."
 * Gallus: "Tch. Well I have PLENTY of that! So I get to have all the fun!"
 * Smolder: "I ain't scared of nothing!"
 * Ocellus: "I'll go in, if Silverstream can come."
 * Silverstream: "(Sighs), I may as well, to make sure THESE two (Points to Smolder and Gallus) don't break anything."
 * Draconequus: "You are all very brave children in the eyes of this old undertaker, Macabe. Enjoy yourselves, brave souls..... Just try not to scream too much.... It will only pleasure your nightmarish imaginations, (Laughs wickedly)!"
 * The four were abit un-nerved by Macabe's humor and walked into the castle.
 * A setting no less different then the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters were seen as the four walked in.
 * Gallus: "..... See guys? Nothing to be afraid of."
 * Silverstream: "As if. It is only a theme park hunted house, err, castle."
 * Ocellus: "It's only fake, it's only fake, it's only fake."
 * Smolder: "Tch. My grandpa's cave was scarier then this."
 * Gallus noticed a note on a lobby table, and picked it up.
 * Gallus: "(Reads) Welcome to Castle Blood E. Murdershire. (Speaks) REAAAAAAAAAL Original name there..... NOT! (Reads) Ages ago, this castle was once a place of beauty, majusty, a place that rivals Alicornia itself. Now..... It is a darken shame of it's former glory. You unlucky travelers have come here to collect the 4 lost relics, I.E. Prizes you came keep, hidden somewhere in the castle. Be warned. This place had a horrorable Nightmarium accsident, and now your worse fears rule this place. Collecting these treasures will prove your bravery. Failure to get them will forever label you a cowerd and forever a fearmongered slave of the castle. It will haunt you forever...... (Speaks) Hey, I'll give them credit for trying to give this dump a backstory."
 * Silverstream: "Well yeah, it gives the attraction it's own identity from so many other haunted, well, anythings."
 * Smolder: "Also..... SWEET PRIZES! No other haunted house/mansion/castle/whatevers have ever done that!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm, not sure if they're really worth it."
 * Gallus: "And what a cowinidence that it has 4 prizes. How's about we split up to cover ground and get these prizes?"
 * Ocellus: "Why can't we stay togather? It's never a good idea to split up in horror movies!"
 * Smolder: "Well good thing that this is real life, and that this place is a fake amusement park attraction! Calm down, ya big larva!"
 * Silverstream: "Hey, Ocellus' very sensitive, Smolder."
 * Smolder: "Whateves."
 * Gallus: "Point is, good thing the note is actselly a folded map of the castle. And that it high lighted some places perfect for us to go into. Silverstream, you go into the flooded indoor graveyard, Ocellus, you cover the castle caverns, Smolder, you got the hunter's room, and I scored the treasury."
 * Silverstream: "Doesn't that sound too.... Convinently fitting to our abilities?"
 * Gallus: "Oh, right. The note said that the haunted castle is magic so that it's settings are based on what we're good at, what we're used to, or what freaks us out the most. I skimmed that over because it wasn't part of the story."
 * Silverstream: "Ya could've read that too, doofus."
 * Gallus: "Aw cool your none existence panties, Sea Snooty! Try to have fun! (Flies off, as does Smolder)."
 * Ocellus: 'Wait, but, where are we suppose to find them?"
 * The Duo split off and went their seperate ways.
 * Gallus kicked the door down!
 * The Armamasti Skeleton loomed over the leaving Gallus, as he was shocked by this!
 * Armamasti Skeleton: "FILTHY FELINE AVIAN FREAK?! I STOLE THAT TREASURE FAIR AND SQUARE?!"
 * Gallus: "IT'S THE SKELETON OF THE ARMAMASTI THAT STOLE GRIFFINSTONE'S TREASURE?! WELL YOUR NOT HAVING THIS, BUTTHEAD?! (Flew off)"
 * The Large Skeleton roared as he chased after him!
 * Silverstream opened the door and saw that the indoor graveyard was underwater.
 * Sivlerstream: "...... Good thing about how my people can become sea ponies, or this, would've been difficult. (Jumps off and dives right in, triple flipping in the process) CANNONBALL! (Splashes in and becomes a Sea Pony) (Laughs), I love doing that! (Sees the prize looking like the pearl)..... Say, that kinda looks like Queen Novo's pearl. It's likely a fake recreation, but I'll give them props for accreacty. (Grabs the prize and leaves)."
 * Moans where heard.
 * Silverstream gasped!
 * Appearing from the water soaked grave was a stitched togather zombie Storm King, with an eye missing, horns croked, limbs in the wrong place, and his lower lip not connecting to the jaw bone.
 * Zombie Storm King: "POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Silverstream: "AW YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?! A ZOMBIE STORM KING?! DIDN'T HE TURNED TO COAL OR SOMETHING?! (GOT OUT OF THE WATER AND OUT OF THE ROOM, AND FLEES AS THE ZOMBIE STORM KING BEGAN TO CLIMB OUT OF THE ROOM?!)"
 * Ocellus was nerviously flying across the castles caverns.
 * Ocellus sees something that looks like Chrysalis' throwneroom and there lies what looks like the christail heart.
 * Ocellus: "Ohh! Pretty! An accreate re-creation of the Christail Empire's trademark shorce of defence and love! (Picks it up) They really know how to make prizes! (Hisses were heard) YAAAH?! I knew this was too easy! (Flies backwords and bumped into the body of a familier figure, turned and freaked out to see Chrysalis with her chest broken up!) OH GREAT DESTENY?!"
 * Chrysalis: "(Coughs in pain)...... Save yourself, you pathic deserter. There's no more hope for me. I, I was infected by that, nasty thing besides you, (Ocellus looks to see a dead royal Facehugger and yelps), And now, a new queen of these..... Creatures are here! I, I wanted to make my own Xenomorth army so I can take back the Changeling race AND congure Equestria in a fell swoop with these creatures?!..... Guess Mang was right about those things..... If you wish to live, you miserable troglabyte, get out now, before that thing turns you into a host for a new generation of Xenos! Don't worry about me. The Leage, will resserect me... I don't see you with the same insurence plan. (Laughs weakly before dying out)."
 * Ocellus: "It's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake! (A shadow looms over him)..... (Turns to see a Xenomorth Changeling the size of chrysalis hovering before him, hissing!)...... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! (ZOOMS OFF QUICKLY, THE SCREECHING CREATURE PERSUING?!)"
 * Smolder entered a darken hunter's room and saw blades and mounted Mythic Creatures and Beings heads on the wall.....
 * Smolder: "Tch..... I see what they tried to do here. They're going for that disterbing shock value kind of horror. Tch. Unsubtile much? (Sees something that looks like Pred Judu Des' blade)...... Is that cheap shit suppose to be a recreation of Pred's blade? No doubt it's plastic. (Picks it up). I mean, I know the place is still new, but they have got to work on their (A door slammed open) WHOA?! (Looks to see a scarred up, demented, crazy eyed, blood-stained Pred Judu Des dragging what looked like the corpses of Gallus, Silverstream, and Ocellus in his hoof, holding a very large stainless but blood covered halblade)..... OH, GREAT, DRAGON GODS?! YOU.... YOU BASTURD?! YOU RELAPSED HORRORABLY AND KILLED MY FRIENDS, DID YOU?! WERE YOU TORTURED BY SOME CRAZED SLAYERS TO BE LIKE THIS?!"
 * Psyco Judu Des: "(BLUBBLERS LIKE MAD AS HE DROPPED THE CORPSES AND WEILDS THE BLADE!)"
 * Smolder: "..... I'll, take that as a hell yes. (Runs off screaming as the still gibberish screaming Psyco Judu Des was chasing her!) THIS CAN'T BE WORSE!"
 * Wicked Witch chackling was heard as the Sisters and Shade came flying in on brooms, dressed like steriotypical witches!
 * Smolder: "OH WHAT IS WITH THIS WIZARD OF OZ SHIT GOING ON HERE?! (Runs from the mob!)"
 * The Four ran into eachother with surprise!
 * Smolder: "GUYS?! YOUR ALIVE?! BUT I SAW THAT PRED KILLED YOU IN HAVING A HORRORABLE RELAPSE?!"
 * Silverstream: "GUYS, FOR SOME ILLOGICAL REASON, THE STORM KING CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE EVEN WHEN HE WAS TURNED INTO COAL?!"
 * Ocellus: "CHRYSALIS DIED AND NOW THESE A CHANGELING XENOMORTH QUEEN AFTER ME?!"
 * Gallus: "GUYS, THE ARMAMASTI CAME BACK AS A SKELETON AND IS AFTER ME?! WE GOTTA TAKE OUR PRIZES AND BLOW THIS DUMP?!"
 * The four ran, but the four monsters, plus the witchifived sisters and Shade blocked their exit!
 * Silverstream: "They're not letting us leave!"
 * Gallus: "(Looks at the note)..... YOUR KIDDING ME?! WE HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM BY CONGURING AND/OR ADMITING OUR FEARS?! WHAT KIND OF ASOFT CRUD IS THAT?!"
 * Silverstream: "It means the castle won't let us leave until we congured our fears!"
 * Ocellus: "But that Xenomorth Chrysalis is horrorfying!"
 * Smolder: "I won't even come near the REAL Pred Judu Des, let alone that litteral steriotype come to life!"
 * Gallus: "And I'm not old enough to fight Armamastis! Those a-holes fight for keeps! We could lose our prizes! And it ain't no secret that the Storm King is what you Hippogriffs fear the most!"
 * Silverstream: "Just remember.... They're just our imaginations under the Nightmarium. Just don't let them make them afraid of you. You stop being afriad, they'll lose their existence!"