Dark Daughter

Dark Daughter is the 3rd Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When a mysterious force busted out Don Mike Cubafish, Ed Fishlips, Tommy Skalegun, and Teddy the Fish, and Marina Del Ray from the Davy Jones pentatentery, the lougers must work to find the culpret. Little do they realise that they're dealing with an offspring of an accsidental creation of the previously existing Sombor. The creature is known as Sopony, a disfigured, half-darkspawn/Near Alicorn pony who conseals herself wearing a long cape and robe and have a mask except where her normal pony eye is. About the size of "Season 1" Luna, she rejuvenated Mike Cubafish to get him out of returement, and included the Baracudas and Marina to steal the imprisoned statue of her father, so she can cure his illness with her speical blood she dubbed "Eqinox Blood", so she can be able to get her father to return to make the universe a better place under his rule once more! However, The Lougers and Main 6, understanding her pain, have other plans to keep her from being just as misguided as her father, and for being too quick to trust criminals! While Mike and the Baracudas are legitamently loyal to Sopony's intentions, albeit out of fear/admirations for her powers, Marina has, different ideas in mind. Knowing that the Villain Leage deems her useless now under Cynder's former rule, she plans to proof her worth to them now under Mirage's rule that if she can get Sopony and the if released Sombor back to true darkness, she could become a high ranking member for delivering a powerful shape-swifter darkspawn and a omnipotient darkspawn/pony hybreed. Natrolly, Cynder is gonna make Marina regret her choice, and regret it, HARD?!

Chapter 1: Jailbreak of a Water Penitentiary
Davy Jones Penitentiary Meanwhile...
 * ???: (Magically teleports there and is shown to be the figure from the end of the last episode)...I'm so sorry for what had happened to you, father. But once I get the help of a few people that are sure not to get too much attention, I will see to it that you not only be free from your pitiful prison, but I will see to it that your morality illness be cured at all costs. (Magically zooms toward the Penitentiary, and approaches the land portion where certain prisoners are kept in the durable tanks, including Slaymu and a few others)...I just hope those cybernetic aqua-suits I stole can maintain them. (Her face was revealed to be covered with a black mask, assumed to be disfigured, and she sees the waddling land-fish patrolling the tanks and some going into the water pools to re-hydrate in the burning Sun)...There he is! (Don Mike Cubafish's tank is seen, and the figure is a bit disgusted by his appearance and the parasites that are playing cards on his side)
 * Parasite #1: You got any 3s?
 * Parasite #2: Go Fish!...(He suddenly laughed) GET IT? GO FISH?!? BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING CARDS ON A FISH?!? (Laughs) I'd crack myself up!
 * Parasite #3: Yeah, we get the word-play, Dexter! You have any 10s?
 * Parasite #2 (Dexter): Aw, crap! (Hands over the 10s)
 * ???: What the devil happened to that guy? I knew he was old, but...that's just nasty! No doubt I need to rejuvenate him once I bust him out of here.
 * Don Mike: "Ugh.... For nearly years, YEARS, of my life, wasted in here! Not exactly the best retirement plan I have for awhile now. I wish for, even for only once, to get a chance to relive my youth like the good ol' days! I would give to be approuchable again, I-"
 * Suddenly, mysterious engry entangles Don Mike, surprising the parasites!
 * Dexter: "WHOA?! MIKE, WHAT THE HECK!?"
 * Don Mike suddenly becames younger and gets an attractive Godfather mustache.
 * Parasites: "WHOA?!"
 * Don Mike: "What, what? What're ya whoaing for, I.... Wait..... Do I sound, feel, and, (looks at the tank wall) (GASPS), LOOK YOUNGER?! HOLY SHAMBOLINNIES!? (LAUGHS CRAZILY!?) THE GODFATHERS OF THE SKY GAVE ME A GIFT I'LL NEVER REFUSE!? HOT-CHA-CHA!? I'LL BE A HIT WITH THE BABES AGAIN!?"
 * Parasites: ".... You still have us though."
 * Don Mike: "Hey when your freaking rich, the babes can ignor that. At least I am at best, 90% approuchable. It's great to be hot again, I-"
 * Don Mike suddenly disappears in a flash!
 * Don Mike appears before the figure in a magic bubble filled with water.
 * Don Mike: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? WITCHCRAFT OVER HERE!? What's the big idea, ya hogwarts drop-out I..... Wait.... Are you, a pony?!"
 * ???: "Not impourent you mortal."
 * Don Mike: ".... Mortal? Oh, I get it. You gots wings and hocus pocus. You one them's, godly horses, right? Al Corns or something?"
 * ???: "It's "Alicorn" and no! I'm, tecnecally NOT one of them. Would I even bother rejuvinate a retired crime-lord if I was?"
 * Don Mike: "..... Oh.... So, what are ya?"
 * ???: "NOT, IMPOURENT?! Anyway, just you alone is not good enough. You need help, and given your previous minions didn't survive an incompident cop's screw-up..."
 * Don Mike: "Wait, how did you-"
 * ???: "How do you feel, about them?"
 * The Figure points to where Marina Del Ray and the Baracudas from the second part of the seas of captain legend part 2 are seen.
 * Don Mike: "...... Marina Del Ray, and those three dumb baracudas from the once train-wreck worthy Desteny islands? I mean, Marina once got involved with THE villain leage during the late Dark Cynder era, but those Baracudas are small time! They're just sapient predators! How useful could they be? Plus, do you know what the leader's middle name is? (Scoffs), it's-"
 * ???: "Skinrash."
 * Don Mike was surprised!
 * Don Mike: "Hey, hey, hey! How did you know that?! Are you an alien? Are you psycitc? Are you a psycitc alien?!"
 * ???: I'm afraid I don't have time to explain who I am for now. We must leave with the others before the guards notice you're missing.
 * Don Mike: What about my parasites? I know they're disgusting, but they have feelings, too.
 * ???: Oh, don't worry, if they are truly good friends to you, then I made sure to give them a temporary position...
 * Parasite #1: (One of the four parasites was turned into a piranha similar in appearance to Don Mike in his aged form)...Why are you guys much smaller now?
 * Dexter: I think the real question is...why do you look like Mike? (Parasite #1 sees he looks like Don Mike)
 * Parasite #1: RADICAL, MAN!!!
 * Air-Breathing Catfish Guard: Hey, what's going on here, Mike?
 * Parasite #3:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Parasite #1:...(Pretending to be Mike) Oh, uh, nothing, Mr. Wallower! I think my parasites are just...well...giving me a headache as usual.
 * Catfish (Mr. Wallower):...Weren't there 4 parasites on you? Where's...what's his name? Oh, who the hell cares, you each look alike. But where is he?
 * Parasite #1:...Oh, I'm sure he's here somewhere. (Chuckles)
 * Mr. Wallower:...Very well, then. (He waddles off and jumps into a pool of water to re-hydrate)
 * Don Mike: (Sees this with the unknown figure)...You turned Wexler into a clone of me?
 * ???: Indeed. To ensure that your cover is secured. I'm surprised they have the guts to get the idea to keep your cover.
 * Don Mike: Well, they consider me more of a friend than a host. I'm sure I would've done the same thing for them.... If you know, I could SOMEHOW do that.
 * ???: How can you stand them feeding on your bodily fluids? Doesn't it hurt?
 * Don Mike: I've had them for years. I've learned to get used to it. Sometimes it tickles when they crawl on my skin, but nevertheless, it's fine. I hope Wexler is used to being a host for his friends.
 * Parasite #1 (Wexler): (His parasite friends begin feeding on him) OW! Easy, guys!
 * Parasite #4: Hey, you know this is what we do, pal! If you're gonna keep Don Mike's cover until he returns from...I don't know what, then you might need to learn to get used to us like he did.
 * Wexler: I know, but...but I had no idea it hurt like that. I'm starting to wish I wasn't like this now.
 * Dexter: Hey, guys, isn't that Mike over there? (They see him with an unknown figure, and they wink at him, but they are too small for Mike to see at a distance)
 * ???: Now let us move. (They magically zoom off, and quickly teleport Ed, Teddy, Tommy, and Marina from their cells and tanks)...We're ready!
 * Ed: (The captured prisoners are inside water orbs) Whoa, what the f*** just happened here, Myah, see, myah!
 * Tommy: "Are we being aducted by aliens here?"
 * Teddy: "Or maybe, A wziard!?"
 * The others stared at him.
 * Ed: "...... Ted..... Your a dumbass, see, myah see."
 * Marina: "Hey fish-boneheads, we're not kidnapped by aliens OR a wizard! We're being kidnapped by.... A pony?"
 * Ed: "Oh no, see! I have enough of ponies in my life after having trouble with thier MER-FOLK verity, see, myah see!?"
 * ???: Silence! Let us move, and I shall explain everything. (They teleported away as a Lungfish guard notices the missing prisoners, and runs off to sound the alarm, and it begins wailing)
 * Karvin: (He and Mr. Pikey go out from separate water holes upon hearing the alarm) MY GOD, SOMEONE'S ESCAPED!!!
 * Lungfish Guard: I found Marina Del Ray, Ed Fishlips and his two cronies are missing! I mean, it's very odd. I saw them in their a while ago, and POOF, they're gone like magic!...I just answered how they got out right there, didn't I?
 * Mr. Pikey: Pretty much.
 * Karvin: We must contact the Shell Lodgers! This looks like something they might need to take care of. But did we at least make sure Don Mike is still here?
 * Lungfish Guard: "Oh yeah, he's still there..... But he's suspitiously a parasite short. He normally has 4, he has three now."
 * Mr. Pikey: "...... THAT'S AN IMPOSTER, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Karvin: "Oh bloody ell! What a way to start off the new year!"

Chapter 2: Sopony the Half-Darkspawn
Unknown Cave Somewhere in the cave. She sings this (video and song credited to Snipermelon.)
 * ???: (It contains a few cybernetic suits, and a picture of Sombor, and all the prisoners and the unknown figure teleported there with the prisoners still contained in water orbs) Here we are.
 * Don Mike: "(Wolf Whisle), FAN-CY!? The classic old "hidden cave hide-out."
 * Tommy: "Big deals. Wes hide out in underwaters versons all the times."
 * Marina: "Pfft, it could use a redocerater."
 * A giant bat flew by and made Marina screamed!
 * Ed: ".... And a DAMN good exterminator, see! Myah See, Myah."
 * Teddy: "Wow, you really have some weird art here. (Points to the Sombor picture) I mean, why have THAT uglys dude's face in you's place?"
 * ???: "SILENCE, INPURDUENT MORTAL?! THAT "UGLYS DUDE" IS MY FATHER!?"
 * The escaped prisoners stared in confusion.
 * Don Mike: "...... Were you, dropped as a baby? I mean, I ain't no sciencetist, but CLEARLY, the guy in the picture is a bypedal creature, your a pony, a quadaped creature. That, by logical stand-point, ain't your daddy. Capish?"
 * ???: "He' my father BY MAGIC, fool! He lost his ability to reproduce when Darkspawn had hellhounds bite of his-"
 * Don Mike: "WHOA WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE HERE?! Did you just say...... "Chern-A-Bag?"
 * ???: "It's Chernibog, and yes."
 * Don Mike: "..... Well great! We gots busted out by a deludional demon worshipper!"
 * ???: "I'm not a "deludional demon worshipper", I, am, SOPONY!? Created Daughter of Sombor! The fallen Darkspawn of Solice and Grief!"
 * Ed: "So he's the ugly guy in the picture see? Myah See?"
 * Sopony, the figure finally name: "Yes, and STOP CALLING HIM UGLY!? You mortals don't know TRUE ugliness if you were talking to it!?"
 * Tommy: "Yeah right! Who could possability be uglier then him, sister?"
 * Sopony: "I'm wearing this mask for a reason you know. My true face, is a scarring reminder why ponies and demons should never mate."
 * Don Mike: "Gah, don't be so downs on yourselfs, I'm sure your not that-" (She shows her face off-camera as the prisoners suddenly screamed, and Teddy stuck his head out of his water orb and barfed)...I stand corrected.
 * Marina: Jumping jellyfish, does immortal and mortal mating REALLY have a tendency to create a face like THAT?!?
 * Sopony: YES! But remember, I was created by my father's magic cause he lost his reproductive abilities as a punishment by Chernibog. Now enough with the foolish words, and let me explain why I have brought you here.
 * Ed: Then it better be good, see, myah, see!
 * Sopony:...I recently lost him to a group of heroes you might recognize as the Shell Lodge Squad! I've been searching for him for centuries since I lost him to the cruel actions of the High Council! Nobody really understood what my father had been through in his life. His loss of me wasn't really his only loss. I was created as a backup source of happiness since the High Council took him from his last companion long ago. I share the same pain that he goes through, and I can never seem to get those painful thoughts out of my head, and I might not be able to until I get him back. But now, I have finally found him. Those Lodgers have turned him into stone, and inside he experiences a backup source of happiness. But something like that isn't good enough for him...or me. I don't want to be like him, I want my REAL father! And I want to make sure that me and him never have the same problems again.
 * Marina: So...why bring us here? Do you think it'd be easy to convince us to help an over-dramatic hellspawn?
 * Sopony: Because you guys are the only easy ones to find in helping me with this. I despise the only available sources of help like the Villain League and those other 2 villain teams. I even despise the other independent villains running around. That's why you all are the only choices I have left. I need help in getting my father back and curing him from this deadly illness that has been notorious for immortals of all kinds.
 * Marina: Wait, you and your father are sick?
 * Sopony: You could call it that. It's what demigods and good gods refer to as 'morality illness'. They describe it as something that occurs when an immortal being starts developing feelings for mortals, which is not what immortals are intended to do. Troubles in this compassion can worsen it to a fatal degree.
 * Teddy: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Immortals can't die, and that's that! What are you so worried about?
 * Sopony: (She electrifies Teddy's water orb, shocking him) THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU FOOLISH WORM!!! IMMORTALS CARING FOR MORTALS IS AGAINST WHAT OUR BELIEFS IN LIFE STAND FOR!!! My father is a Darkspawn, and he wanted to get away from all the obvious evils that he was told on and on that he was destined for. But if a Darkspawn gets confused with what it's supposed to be and forgets about it by caring for mortals, a morality sickness kicks in! If trouble was to erupt thanks to this choice that threatens what that Darkspawn considers a better life, it often results IN A MENTAL BREAKDOWN THAT COULD RESULT IN A HEART ATTACK, A COMA, AND EVEN DEATH!!! IMMORTAL BEINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO SHOW CONCERN FOR MORTALS!!! WHEN WILL THAT EVER GET ACROSS TO YOU MORONS?!?
 * Don Mike: Then...what's stopping you from winding up like your ethically-confused father?
 * Sopony: THIS! (Shows them a large package containing blood)...Pure blood from an Equinox sorcerer that I retrieved specifically to keep me and father from suffering this illness. I have to inject myself with it on a daily basis to avoid going crazy! And this package is for my father! Here's MINE! (Shows the same kind of package, only there is not much blood in it)...THAT'S why I need urgent help here! My Equinox Blood supply is running low, and if I run out, I'll suffer this wretched sickness that I've tried to free myself AND my father from!
 * Ed: Why didn't you just get more, myah, see?
 * Sopony: What, did you think Equinox masters are a common form of magic in the UUniverses? EQUINOX MASTERS ARE VERY RARE!!! It's not like I can just find one and get some more from him. And my time is short here! I'm not using any from THIS package either! It's for my father only! I MUST GET THIS OVER WITH BY THE NEXT 2 DAYS, OR I'M DOOMED!!!
 * Marina: Whoa, chill out, lady! We're not the ones to mock you for this...especially since you're part-Darkspawn, but was it really worth dragging us here? Why deny the potential of the villain teams when they were able to ruin dozens of lives for a short period of time?
 * Sopony: Why do you think, you anus-less whore?!?
 * Tommy: Whoa, that's a bit inappropriate to say, miss!
 * Sopony: (Sighs) Because the Shell Lodgers could easily detect, AND defeat them like they have done so many times before, and I WOULD END UP LIKE MY FATHER!!! The place my father's statue is in is strongly High Council protacted, and if ANY of those fools charged at it, the lougers appear almost instently!? I need a much less-risky way to avoid the same fate! A retied godfather, a villain leage drop-out, and three idiotic barcudas are less sought-after by the lougers... For the time being, that is. You all just don't understand how much pain I am in right now!...(Sobs quietly) I miss him SO MUCH!!! I'm begging you to help me through this! There might not be any hope left for me if I ever run out of my Equinox Blood! (She starts crying)
 * Ed: Whoa, myah, see, what a way for a "menacing evil" being reduced to a broken-hearted baby, myah, see!
 * Don Mike: Ed, you are NOT helping here! Sure we are all criminals, but that doesn't mean we don't have hearts. They're abit black, granted, but they're still hearts!
 * Ed: "Gah, your just saying nice things cause I think you got rejuvinated by her magic!"
 * Don Mike: "That, and my mother raised me to be a gentlemen when it came to the ladies! And demon or not, THAT is still a lady!"
 * Marina: I, for one, prefer not to constantly hear her bailing her eyes out like this until she dies. I think it's best if we just do what she says.
 * Tommy: NO WAYS! I ain't gonna help a demons! I had a god-fearing father who- (He is interrupted by Sopony's crying)...ALRIGHT, FINES!!! WE'LL HELP YOU GET YOUR FATHER BACK!!!
 * Sopony: (Sucking on a giant realistic thumb) YOU WILL?!?
 * Ed: If it'll get you to stop crying, yes, see, myah, see!
 * Don Mike: "You uh, had to mind the Baracudas. As you can tell, they ain't bronies. They don't ordenarly, think fondly of them."
 * Sopony: Wonderful! Then you understand that we have to do this by the day after tomorrow. I only have two doses of this stuff left.
 * Don Mike: "Ok then boss, so what're wes targeting?"
 * Sopony: "A place called, "The Darkspawn Museum". It's under control of a Komodo dragon obcessed with him. It's where they keep my father's statue prison, as well as many of darkspawnic artifacts and weapons."
 * Don Mike: "Ohh, I heard about that place from my outside contacts, THAT are still anonamous, about that place! I heard that since some demon named-"
 * Sopony: "I know. In light of the Zuthron fiasco, it now has non-darkspawn security guards in the form of Zuthron's former slaves. They had LONG detered future theives from ever trying to steal everything there ever since."
 * Tommy: "Well, wouldn't THEY deter US too?"
 * Sopony: "The only thing those fools fear is a true Darkspawn."
 * Marina: "Of which your not. Your HALF of what they fear."
 * Sopony: "And it'll be the HALF that frightens them."
 * Marina: "Are you kidding? Your a pony! Those things will mop the floor with you in seconds!"
 * Sopony: "If I were to be foolish enough to stay in this normal form, then yes. But one simple spell, then the half darkspawn nature of mine will manifest itself in me, showing off the rest of the face you had seen!"
 * Don Mike: "I prefer NOT a deminstraightion! We'll just takes your words for it."
 * Teddy: "I actselly wouldn't mind-"
 * Ed: "YES YOU DO, TED!?"
 * Teddy: "But I just thought that-"
 * Ed, Tommy, Don Mike and Marina: "SHUT UP, TED?!"
 * Teddy: "Ok, ok, sheesh!"
 * Sopony: "Ugh.... At least you don't cause TOO much alarm for the lougers, unlike those villain teams or slightly powerful independent villains."
 * Teddy: ".... But won't the fact that we "disappeared" from prison would?"
 * Sopony: "........ No.... NO!? DAMN IT!? ALL COURSE THAT WOULD?! PRISONERS DON'T JUST RANDOMLY DISAPPEAR FROM NOWHERE!? AND WHO'S TO SAY THAT THEY'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT THE INPOSTER MIKE I MADE?! EVENTALLY THEY'LL NOTICE HE'S ONE PARASITE SHORT!? CURSE MY EMOTIONS!? I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!?"
 * Marina: "OH relax! The lougers have a entire rouge's gallery to pick from to see who would want to bust out an ex-leager, a has-been godfather parana and three idiot baracudas. They'll try to go after THEM first. And besides, it's not like they KNOW about YOUR existence prior before, right? If your Sombor's "daughter", then they would think you don't exist cause, ya know, you did say your dadsy got neutered, correct?"
 * Sopony: Yeah?
 * Marina: And even if the Lodgers are alerted of jailbreaks, it would take them more than just 2 days to solve a case like this. We'd be successful by then. And I'm sure you're powerful enough to distract them from the bigger pieces of the puzzle. I assure you, we'll get your daddy freed in no time. Then you can cure yourselves from your illness and be the happiest family in the UUniverses.
 * Sopony: Don't let yourself be fooled by chances. I've seen what those Lodgers are capable of. They are unpredictable. Plus, one of them is a magician that knows how to resist mental attacks. He'll just remind everyone to stay on track of those 'big puzzle pieces' and I'll be powerless to stop him.
 * Marina: Then just get rid of him.
 * Sopony: How? He's a magician! He's just too powerful even for me. He's taken down Darkspawn bigger than my father!
 * Marina: (Sighs) My God, FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, THEN!!! I'm out of suggestions. If you care about your father so much, then you need to be smart about it.
 * Ed: Yeah, Darkspawn are not stupid and are not big crybabies like you, myah, see!
 * Sopony: (Zaps him) Don't speak unless I say, you dumb asshole! I don't have time for nonsense like that! (Shrugs) Sometimes, I wonder what it is that makes you mortals complete idiots that stand around picking your noses like children!
 * Marina: Why do you think? We're not as perfect as you immortals are. What I'm saying is that you need to think like a Darkspawn! Be as fearful as a Darkspawn! Don't show any signs of weakness! JUST DON'T GIVE UP!!! Now, are you a god or a mortal?
 * Sopony:...(Sighs) You're right! I'll do the best I can! But are you going to help me with this the rest of the way?
 * Don Mike: We're professionals! We've only been sent to jail through something unexpected. Everything's under control. Now let's just get this all over with.
 * Sopony: "Good. In the meantime, I'll put you in these speical suits I managed to, "borrow", from a highly advanced human world called, "Futurasia" or something like that. I'll leave you lot alone to plan on HOW we get to my father while I, keep to my thoughts."
 * Sopony places the prisoners in the speical suits and teleports away!
 * Sopony appears in a part of cave where a shrine dedicated to Sombor is seen. Music begins to play.
 * Sopony: "Father.... I'll finally be able to reunite with you, at last.... We'll be togather at last, and finally, you'll dream will come true."


 * Don Mike and The Baracudas were secretly listening.
 * Don Mike sniffs.
 * Don Mike: ".... We so need to help this kid."
 * Ed: "(Wimpers), And I acted, so rotten to her before see. Myah see."
 * Tommy: "I was worse."
 * Teddy: "Well, I was pretty neutrol to the whole thing so-"
 * Mike, Ed, and Tommy: "Shut up Ted!"
 * Don Mike: "Boys, this is no longer a simple case of being made to obey an enthicly confused demon/horse hybreed! It's a case, of reuniting a lost girl to her father! And through what we do best. Museum larcenty."
 * Ed: "I agree to that see, myah see, myah!"
 * Tommy: "Yeah, let's do this!"
 * Teddy: "I'm all bite and no talk for this!"
 * Don Mike: "All right fellas, let's get to works!"

Chapter 3: Return of The Don Cubafish
A day later. Interrogation Room
 * Karvin: "And that's what happened!"
 * Shenzi: So...your Lungfish friend said that all he knew was that the prisoners were there one time and then gone the next?
 * Banzai: Is that all?
 * Karvin: Well, yeah! And we discovered a while ago that Don Mike was captured, too, since Lung had a little argument with one of our catfish guards about one of his parasites being missing. He argued that he was inside the skin, but we still believe that something's, off. It was also pretty obvious since it didn't even sound like him.
 * Shifu: Did you check the cameras?
 * Karvin: Whoever did it somehow disabled the cameras. We don't have anything bringing details on who broke them out. All easy sources were disabled. We tried interrogating the parasites to see if they knew anything, but they wouldn't talk. Cause of them aiding Mike, they're tecnecally doing something that now justifys them being here: aiding and abeting a criminal and keeping secrets from ahtority.
 * Puss: Don't worry! We'll MAKE them talk!
 * Cynder: "Something feels, really off about this. Who would bust out a retired Crimelord, three baracudas that are mostly just thugs, and, Marina of all people?"
 * Sparx: I have no clue. My best guess is that he/she is a very stupid person. They sucked so much at their jobs, nobody would even think to consider them useful.
 * Spyro: And what about Marina? You know Cynder has a personal grudge against her for when she tried to redeem herself to Triton. Marina nearly cost her the only chance for her to prove that she was regretful of her actions. If it wasn't for Ariel and her friends, she would've been punished badly.
 * Sparx: Oh, I know that. If I were as big as her Avatar form, I'd punch the bitch for her. Because, hey, she humiliated me, too!
 * Tigress: Well, whatever the reason, we still need to find out who it was.
 * Skipper: (He and the other penguins interrogate the parasites in hazmat suits as Wexler is still looking like Don Mike) Guys, you sure have some balls to help whoever did this. Do you know who this person was?
 * Parasite #3: Sure you vigilantes found out we were hiding something, but that doesn't mean you can make us talk. Wexler here has been turned into a piranha, and you know they can strip your flesh in seconds! We can defend ourselves from your--(They suddenly notice the cameras and the defense turrets pointing at them)...Scratch that. But even if we're being held at turret-point, we'll NEVER talk! NEVER!!!
 * Skipper: Fine! Rico, give me the most non-lethal torture device you can find.
 * Kowalski: But Skipper, that would acquire that he remove his hazmat mask. He can't hack something out without tearing it open.
 * Skipper: Crap!
 * Parasite #4: HAH! You birds are scared of parasites...you know, for semi-aquatic birds.
 * Rico: (Mumbles angrily at that statement, takes his mask off, and hacks out a chainsaw, cackling maniacally)
 * Skipper: RICO, ARE YOU NUTS?!? BESIDES, I SAID NON-LETHAL!!!
 * Wexler: Wait, how can a penguin store something in his stomach that's about his size?!? THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
 * Skipper: It's cartoon magic, bitch! It's a renigade soldier in reality's troop that doesn't play by the rules!
 * Icky: "Ok, that seriously sounds like the advertising tagline for every generic action rouge cop/soldier hero movie ever."
 * Skipper: SO WHAT IF IT IS?!? Rico, just put the chainsaw and take out something less...dangerous.
 * Rico: Like what?
 * Skipper: I don't know, like a shovel, or something! (Rico hacks out just that, surprising the parasites)
 * Wexler: HOW DOES THAT CARTOON LOGIC WORK, WOULDN'T HE BE THE SHAPE OF A SHOVEL IF HE KEPT THAT IN HIS CAULDRON?!?
 * Rico: Eh, can't explain it! (Smacks Wexler with the shovel) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 * Wexler: OW! OH, GOD, THAT HURTS!!! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!
 * Rico: That's what I thought!
 * Parasite #4: All we could make out of it was a hooded and masked figure that was shaped like a pony.
 * Wexler: Yeah, that's what we saw! NOW JUST GO AWAY!!!
 * Kowalski: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there, you drama queens! We still have some questions for you.
 * Dexter: Figures!
 * Wexler: "But after this, we're suing you guys for hero brutality! You dorks better hope you know a DAMN good lawyer!?"
 * Skipper: "Oh, like YOU guys have one."
 * Wexler: "As a matter of fact, we do! I have a coupon and phone number for one of the finest lawyers ever: Hammy Hammerhead..." (The Penguins laughed hard)...What's so funny?
 * Skipper: (Laughs) I'm sorry to tell you this, but we've won courts brought up by him before. We won every single one. He's not a good person to go to if you wanna sue someone. And Rico, next time, don't attack unless I say so, okay?
 * Rico: Sorry!
 * Skipper: But at least we got a description of who we're dealing with. A hooded and masked pony figure.
 * Private: Did it look like an Alicorn?
 * Parasite #2: We couldn't tell! Judging by how she had the wings of an Alicorn, but had 3 HORNS, I couldn't tell if it was an Alicorn or a Tri-Corn!
 * Kowalski: A Tri-Corn isn't a real mythological creature.
 * Parasite #2: Sure there is, the prisoners here talk about them all the time for some reason.
 * Kowalski:...(He and Skipper laughed) I can't believe this!
 * Skipper: You-you actually thought that? They were talking about SENATOR Tricorn, stupid! What, was your brains too small to figure that out?
 * Parasite #4: Why don't you come over here and find out, you walking flightless duck?!?
 * Dexter: Jade, please don't tempt them!
 * Skipper: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-WHA-HOO-WHOA!!! One of you is a chick?!?
 * Parasite #4 (Jade): Well, yeah, why?
 * Skipper: You totally sounded like a dude this whole time! I remember when Patrick got gender confusion when talking with Rainbow Dash since...well...she sounded like a guy, but you get my point!
 * Jade: I have no clue who you're referring to, and I don't want to!
 * Parasite #2: Now go ahead and ask your questions!