Discord's Dilemma

Discord's Dilemma is the 19th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When it was discovered that Discord was responsible for the spreading plant attack that caused quite a mess, he became slightly unpopular. It doesn't help to make Shen a gloating jerk that he was right about Discord, even though he did it back when he was evil. Pred and the Sisters (Who don't have that big of a role this time around and are just here to segway this from The Tallest Talltales EVAH!) dedicated themselves to try and destroy Discord, but thanks to his unpredicability and just dumb luck in general (Via Lougers and the Mane 6), it only ends with them being humiliated. To make matters worse, without the Elements of Harmony, the villain teams attack in order to get the Tree of Harmony for various reasons depending on the team. Independent Villains would routinely appear in Equestia and try to conquor it. However, Darkness Qui, who's going to try to play dirty, is also in the game, and plans to use the public's newfound dissatisfaction on Discord to her advantage, regardless of her ignoring Celisus, Narcotic and even QP's warnings, that taking advantage of Discord's misfortune without such requirement will only end in trouble for her in the form of Cynder after what happened last time. But Qui, being a determined hothead, won't listen to reason and drags them along against their will until she eventually learns the hard way. She first targets Discord's parents, King Wacky and Queen Pranks, in their kingdom of Draconequua, who are gravely embarassed after Discord's half-accidents made them and their entire race look bad, and feel it was all their fault for not informing this to the Celestial family for thousands of years. Thanks to re-learning corruption magic from a mysterious stranger, Qui corrupts them into forgeting their ways of peace and happiness, and cause the entire Draconequus nation to go right back into spreading chaos, attempting to convince the grief-stricken Discord into leading the attack, and become part of the Villain League again, making Team Nefarious, The Dragon Scourage Empire, and various independent villains present know the power of Qui, and join the League and her to finally form a new Villains Act. And to make matters even more worse, even though they still have the Old Ones for Lightning Dust and her friends, they are not as powerful anymore with the absence of the Originals, and the situations are too dire to go on a scavenger hunt for the keys to the mysterious box. So, the Lodgers suggest that until the keys are found, the only way to stop Qui's plan is to briefly use the Original Elements. But when they realize that Qui has had Narcotic genetically mutate some plunder seeds and use them to make the quest difficult, they'll have to move fast. However, this isn't going to be Qui's day yet again when Cynder smells a rat, three rats in the form of an Alternate UUniversal dragon, turkey, and octopus to be exact, plus a robotic robo-dragon controled by a virus, decides to take matters into her own hands yet again like she did back in Love and Truths and go after Qui again, this time with Lord Shen and Riku assisting her. But not before she asks a certain Nega-Cheshire Cat to ensure that the quest progresses smoothy for our heroes, render the Draconequus nation's corruption a paradox with Qui's re-learning on corruption magic backfiring on her and have Qui's luck to turn horribly against her while with Zecora's help, and also learn more of Cynder's origins by allowing Cynder to use a secret weapon which Qui's plan for the Tree of Harmony have given her no choice but to use: Her inner avatar which when is actavated while in Avatar state, Cynder's powers will become intensly strong, they'll be capable of rendering even Darkness Qui weaken in fear and even send her on a long way trip to the Realm of Darkness for eternity like Celestia's banishment of Nightmare Moon. But there is a terrible catch: If Cynder uses her inner Avatar, she'll become a resident of the Dark realm as well. Yeah, Cynder may have to sacrifice being with the lougers and in the Realm of Light, but stopping Qui from messing with Discord, his entire kind and the Tree of Harmony and banishing her to the Dark Realm will deffinetly be worth the risk, but at the same time hopefully Qui will chicken out like last time and surrender and turn tail and run again! And things get even worse when the Copper Gang interfears with Qui's plan, most likely asked by Spongebob to help Cynder's group anyway they can until Saldaron finishes the time altering and weaken her to a state where she will be forced to flee and truly begins planning to do in Spyro and Spongebob. Can Cynder, Riku and Shen keep Qui and her goons occupied, even surpass an even worse plan of Qui's concerning the Tree of Harmony until Saldaron's work is complete and Karma blows up in Qui's face?

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Eurobeat Brony- Discord- The Living Tombstone (Remix))

Chapter 1: Pred's Humiliation...Again!/Pred and the Sisters get captured by returning foes and monsterious plants/Discord framed/Qui crashes the party.
Sugarcube Corner (Like this video.) Later. Earlier... Present Canterlot Flashback Present Pred's Cottage. Ponyville. Later. Fluttershy's Cottage Canterlot Ball.
 * The Lougers awoke.
 * Fluttershy: "(Yawns), Morning everyone... Morning Discord..... Discord? Where's Discord?"
 * The sound of an anrgy mob is heard.
 * Mob: "DEATH TO DISCORD, DEATH TO DISCORD, DEATH TO DISCORD?!"
 * Applejack: "Do y'all hear that?"
 * Spongebob: "You mean, the sound of an anrgy mob screaming for Discord's demise?"
 * Po: "Hey, ya don't think....."
 * ???: THEY'VE FOUND ME!!! (Discord appears)
 * Discord: It's that dumb xenophobe Pred and his sisters! They've found me! It took me since this morning to escape from them. They did horrible things to me. Too bad for them I was able to get the key to their magical cage, and escape, and warn you guys.
 * Shifu: And you basically led an angry mob here by appearing in public, and blowing your cover, didn't you?
 * Discord: Well...yeah.
 * Fluttershy: I'm sure I can handle this.
 * Rainbow Dash: ARE YOU INSANE?!? They'll never listen to you since you're his well-known friend. Plus, I don't know how pissed he's gonna be if he knows you were the one who reformed him.
 * Mantis: Oh, they know. I can hear Sharp-Pay cussing her butt off about her right now.
 * Sharp-Pay: (From outside) ***************MOTHER***********DOUCHE BAG!!!
 * Fluttershy:...Okay, I knew she had stress overloads before, but I know she would never talk about me like that.
 * Discord: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, GUYS?!? WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!? WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?!?!?!
 * Sparx: (Dubbed as Eddy Valiant) What's all this 'we' stuff? They just want the Draconequus.
 * Icky: "Guys, we're fine as long as they can't get in."
 * Axe-rella's voice: "TEAR DOWN THE FRONT DOOR!"
 * The sound of wood breaking was heard.
 * Icky: "Me and my big beak..."
 * Hooves are breaking down the bedroom door.
 * Lougers scream!
 * Patrick: "STAND BACK, I GOT A CHAINSAW?!"
 * Patrick: Well, I've done all I can do.
 * Squidward facepalms!
 * The bedroom door was struck down!
 * The Mob floods the room!
 * Discord screams!
 * Discord: "You lougers are heroes, stop them!?"
 * ???: "Don't think about it!?"
 * Shineflare and the Unicorn council appeared.
 * Shineflare: "We have the legel approveal from the Galactic Federation to punish, persicute, and pubicly displayed like a criminal as we please. It saids so in THIS paper! (Shows them the legel document)!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Full rights given to Unicorn Council and Pred Judu Des, to punish Discord as they see fit, by- THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN VAINIANA?!"
 * Shineflare: "Yes, that means, you alien misfits, and the gross faverers that is the elements of harmony barers, or, WERE, the barers, are legally FORBIDDEN TO INTERFEAR?! Discord has commited a crime again Equestia by Galactic ruling, and now, he will be punished as the monster he is, and if you aliens and/or monster lovers DARE interfear, YOUR GOING TO PRISON 42 for aiding and abetting A VILLAIN LEAGER?!"
 * Squidward: "WHAT?!"
 * Po: "WHAT?!"
 * The 5: "WHAT!?"
 * Shifu: "WHAT?!"
 * Kaa: "WHAT?!"
 * Shineflare: "YOU HEARD RIGHT, NOW TURN OVER DISCORD TO US, NOW?!"
 * Applejack: "..... Well, (gulps), if Vainiana said it was ok, then... (Sighs in defeat.), We plumb don't have an opition."
 * The Others looked down in defeat.
 * Pred and the Sisters trapped Discord in anti-choas chains!
 * Shineflare: "Not so great NOW to be cheated through legal tecnecally now, IS IT?! (LAUGHS INSANELY), I WIN?! I WIN?! I WIIIIIIN?!"
 * Discord was chained to a crusifix.
 * Pred Judu Des: "Today, my good ponies of ponyville, we begin the traditional ponyville punishing of the sinner, by having him chained to a crusifix, and then, we throw rocks and rotten vegitables at him?! Then, we shall banished him into everfree, forbidding him to ever return?!"
 * The Mob cheers!
 * Shineflare: "And now, may ye of good faith and of pony nature, CAST THE FIRST STONE OR ROTTEN PRODUCE?!"
 * Discord: "AW COME ON, DON'T I GET A TRAIL OR SOME-"
 * Shineflare: SILENCE! (All the ponies begin throwing rocks and other stuff at him)
 * Discord: Okay, this is SO not fair! I DEMAND A TRIAL!!!
 * Pred: Too bad, pal! Life isn't fair.
 * ???: HOLD IT!!! (Celestia and Luna teleport into the area) I want to know why you're giving Discord such an unfair punishment without a trial?
 * Shineflare: Celestia, this is not any of your business. This freak needs to pay the price for causing massive chaos on Ponyville. The Grand Councilwoman says so.
 * Luna: But Equestrian law states that we need to give him a fair trial before anything else. It wouldn't be fair if you punished him without one. Besides, you may not have heard Vainiana completely...
 * Grand Councilwoman: This creature of disaster will be facing severe punishment after a fair trial, and if the Shell Lodge should interfere, they must be punished as well. I won't have this guy causing anymore disasters on this peaceful world any longer.
 * Shineflare:...Crap!
 * Discord: Well, don't YOU feel sheepish? So I deserve an apology right now!
 * Shineflare: In your dreams, you multi-crossed candy apple!
 * Pred: "(Frowns), Nice one, Shineflare. This is why I told you getting approveal from aliens will backfire on you in the end!"
 * Shineflare: "Ok, FINE?! He'll get his "trial", but I am pretty sure EVERYONE is highly against Discord, even his own kind! He violated his probaition, and may I add, costed us our only defence again ANY forces of evil, THANKS TO AN AWFUL PLANT INFESTATION!? Why, even your alien boyfriend, that hypocritcal genisiding Peacock would agree with us?! We have many witnesses that would comfirm that your simpleton plan to reform that, that, abomination, is a collessal failure?! The only people who would truely welcome him are those leager aliens under the rule of his fellow abomination Lord Cobra! This, MONSTER, DOES NOT DESERVE TO SIDE WITH THE SIDE OF LIGHT?! He's evil to the very rotten core of his, black, dark, evil, remorseless soul?!"
 * Discord: Well, that's a bit harsh, isn't it?
 * Luna: Witnesses or no witnesses, if they see the truth behind all this, then I don't think you're gonna be in a good situation. He did this long before he was reformed.
 * Pony #1: Are you kidding? He was watching me and my friend being strangled by the vines!
 * Discord: I saved you, didn't I?
 * Pony #2: Yeah, because Princess Twilight told you to! That doesn't count.
 * Celestia: Okay, he may not be completely reformed, but that doesn't mean he should be punished harshly for that. He needs a trial first, and a much more fair punishment than this. He's already gotten into trouble when he was sentenced to community service by his own homeland.
 * Shineflare: And he deserves it! But after causing more trouble, he deserves more.
 * Discord: Can we just get on with the trial already? I'm getting bored with this.
 * Pred: "SHUT IT, MONGREL?!"
 * Pred bucked Discord in the face!
 * Discord: "OWCH?!"
 * Shineflare: "But I demand the trail being done in my terms, and under MY rules! I don't want you, softie beastie loving alicorns to have ANY involvement in this! Discord is getting proper punishment, not another slap on the wrest, LIKE LAST TIME?!"
 * Discord: "Are you still scorn with that ONE amfibian on your mane, Shiney? Cause it was only a joke! It's not like I turned you into an ugly, warty boar or anything!"
 * Shineflare: "...... You did.... The last week, BEFORE THE PLUNDER WEEDS ATTACKED?!"
 * Luna and Celestia face-hooved.
 * Discord: "Oh yeah, (laughs), I remembered that now, that was hilarious! Personally, it fitted your nature and personally well."
 * Shineflare: (Stutters)...You see what I'm talking about? He laughs at other people's misery!
 * Celestia: Yeah, but--
 * Shineflare: But nothing! You are forbidden to be in this court, Celestia! Nothing is gonna convince me otherwise.
 * ???: What about us? (Nightus and Heavenslight appear)
 * Shineflare: Uh...(Gulps, and bows) Your highnesses. What-what-what're you doing here?!?
 * Nightus: We had a nice long chat with the Grand Councilwoman after hearing you were doing bad things again, and threatened to have heroes sent to prison. We talked some sense into her, and now she wants to make sure a fair trial is a fair trial, and NOT for some xenophobic pony to be given the chance to be acknowledged for the wrong-doings he has done in the past.
 * Heavenslight: So that means we know that you are gonna make sure this trial LOOKS fair, but is unfair in disguise. That's why the court must be watched by honest eyes all the way through. If you don't, then we'll have no choice but to take you out of office for good.
 * Shineflare: But he--
 * Heavenslight: Now, Shineflare!
 * Shineflare:...(Sighs) FINE! But I am NOT gonna be held reliable for this. When the guilty verdict is made, then we will make sure he will be given a fate far worse than being turned to stone.
 * Nightus: "Very well, but when Discord has been given a fair trail, AND a fair sentence, I want to have a private chat with you, the other council members, AND your xenophobic poster-ponies Pred and his daughters!"
 * Heavenslight: "And the lougers will make you won't try to cheat out of this, and make sure Pred and the Sisters will be around for that time."
 * Fluttershy: (Sighs in relief) Thank goodness Discord is gonna be fine.
 * Shineflare: Don't get your hopes up, zoophile!
 * Heavenslight: We're also gonna make sure this yellow pony testifies for Discord since she is his trusted friend.
 * Celestia: Thank you, mother.
 * Heavenslight: Well, we already knew from the start that she was just doing this to get payback for you, us, and the Shell Lodgers lousing her up before, and we wouldn't have it. I assure you that this trial will be fair. Discord will be acquitted even if it kills us.
 * Twilight: But you're immortal. You can't die.
 * Celestia: Well, not unless what happened at the Gala happens again.
 * SpongeBob: Besides, where is Lord Shen and BW? Is Shenny boy done scolding you for Discord's moves?
 * Celestia: Pretty much, yes. They'll be back soon.
 * Nightus: And I personally request that this 'Lord Shen' doesn't show up at this trial, because knowing him, he'll accidentally louse up the case since he still doesn't trust Discord. The wolf can make sure he doesn't come.
 * Luna: Yeah, he's not the brightest star in the sky when you think about it.
 * Celestia: "But he's a master of keeping Shen preoccupied. He offered to take Shen to vent in the royal garden."
 * Discord: Well, THAT'S a relief! I don't want that fan-butted bird showing up and getting me canned.
 * Pred: SHUT UP, CHIMERA-FACE!!! (Kicks Discord's nose)
 * Discord: OW!!!
 * Shineflare: Alright, take the trouble-maker away. He will be put into maximum security until the trial. (The ponies do that) And as for YOU, yellow one! (Points at Fluttershy) I don't want you talking to him for the remainder of his custody. If we catch you or any of the others sneaking on our restricted sectors, then you will have to answer to me.
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear) Got it.
 * Shineflare: Good day to you all. See you at the trial. (Walks off with Pred and the sisters)
 * Axe-rella: We'll be watching you, Shell Losers! (Turns around)
 * Iago:...(Shrugs) I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We've gotten into a great mess with the Galactic Feds, and we're actually risking our legacy to save a half-reformed cross-formed freak! Just forget it! Look at this, look at this, I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!
 * Merlin: "Pathince Iago. We have to understand that the Galactic Federation are very strict when it comes to things like Villains reforming, espeically if they're concerned about it being true or not. That is why they rotinely check progress in the Equestian Reforming monistairy."
 * Iago: Oh, THERE'S a big surprise.
 * Cynder: But I'm still worried that since the Elements of Harmony are gone, then Equestia will be swarming with villain invasions. All 3 villain teams will be attacking, the Villain League, the Dragon Scourge, Team Nefarious, even bold enough independent villains like...Qui.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, what do we do, then?
 * Shenzi: Isn't it obvious, crab-cakes? Some of us have to protect Equestria from them while the rest of us keep an eye on Discord's trial.
 * Banzai: Yeah. It won't be that hard for us to do two things at once. We've done more than that before when we were fighting for Olympus. (Ed laughs)
 * Celestia: Well, you guys go ahead and plan. The trial will begin tomorrow. And if Lord Shen and Boss Wolf arrive, then tell BW to make sure Lord Shen doesn't interfere with the court. (All the Alicorns, except Twilight, teleport away)
 * SpongeBob:...(Takes a deep breath, and claps) Alright, Lodgers, I guess we'd better get started.
 * Lord Shen: (He and BW leave the place with BW carrying his belongings, and Shen looking angry) I swear to God, what gave Celestia the idea to reform a simple chaotic villain into a big dumb torturous jerk? I knew he would still be bad from the start, but nobody ever listened to me!
 * Boss Wolf: Sir, he wasn't completely responsible for this. He did it before he was reformed.
 * Lord Shen: I know, but I cannot forgive him for letting a simple accident go unknown until it was immediately stopped. It's like when the Good Witch of the East told Dorothy about the red shoes sending her back home, and never telling her about it BEFORE she went on to cry her ass off while watching an hourglass. THAT FREAK OF NATURE IS JUST FUCKED UP!!! IF I EVER SEE HIM AGAIN, I'LL SHOOT HIM TO KINGDOM COME WITH MY CANNONS! If there's ever a court against him, I'll glady give all statements on how he's untrustworthy, and doesn't deserve a second chance?! He should go back to being a garden orniment again, and sentenced to have all the birds of the world to poop on him!
 * Boss Wolf: Sir, that's kind of dark. If Princess Celestia heard that, she'd be very angry at you.
 * Lord Shen:...Yeah, you may be right. I respect what she does, but her choices just don't add up. Didn't she know that incidents like this would be imminent? It's just so obvious to depict when Discord could do something illogical and unnecessary. I mean, why would she choose to reform someone as incredibly obnoxious as Discord? It makes no sense.
 * Boss Wolf: I don't know, but he doesn't do evil anymore, does he?
 * Lord Shen: Still, I don't know what all of Equestria's gonna think of him now. You got the Transporter ready?
 * Boss Wolf: Yes, sir. (Opens the portal, and they step through into Ponyville, where they go to Sugarcube Corner to find it being repaired after the mob's attack)
 * Lord Shen: Good buttery God, what happened here?!?
 * Repair Pony #1: An angry mob damaged the place because that crazy Discord was hiding here. The Cakes are disappointed, but at least, from what I heard, they were able to put some foals to sleep with some bedtime stories.
 * Repair Pony #2: Thank Celestia he's being sent to court tomorrow. The Galactic Federation is making sure that justice be served on that bunghole.
 * Repair Pony #1: We would've had fun throwing rocks and tomatoes at him if it wasn't for the fact that we needed to have a fair trial.
 * Lord Shen: Wait a minute! Discord is being sent to court?
 * Repair Pony #1: Well, yeah!
 * Lord Shen:...(Makes a Grinch smile)
 * ???: SHEN! (The Lodgers arrive with the Mane 6)
 * Lord Shen: Well, there you guys are. Is it true Discord is getting his ass dragged to court?
 * Twilight: How did you know that?
 * Boss Wolf: The ponies over there told us.
 * Tulio: Yeah, all of Ponyville hates him after the Plunder Weed Invasion. The Galactic Federation even given legal right to Shineflare that we would be sent to prison for doing something.
 * Miguel: But we were at least lucky that Nightus and Heavenslight allowed us to watch the court to see that it plays fair with the poor guy.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, really? Are we allowed to testify as witnesses?
 * Icky: "With Shineflare in half control, only as long as it's very negitive to him."
 * Lord Shen: "Then SIGN ME U-"
 * Rainbow Dash: But Celestia's parents say that you're not allowed to come.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on, I'm sure you know why. If Discord turns an apple into a taffy apple, you go "I KNEW YOU WERE STILL CORRUPT!!!" (Imitates a blast of his cannon)
 * Boss Wolf: They have a point, sir. You said before that if Discord went to court that you would be the biggest witness, didn't you?
 * Lord Shen:...(Everyone looks angrily at him after overhearing BW)...(Chuckles) That was fury talk! (Chuckles)
 * Shifu: Shen, we've decided that you cannot appear at the trial because we're afraid you'll louse it all up, and get Discord in trouble. He's already been troubled when his homeland sentenced him to community service for his past evil-doings.
 * Lord Shen: He deserved it!
 * Tigress: (Face palms herself) Oy!
 * Shifu: So we're making sure Boss Wolf keeps an eye on you.
 * Lord Shen: "Well what makes you sure Shineflare will invite me as a surprise witness? She has half control, does she?"
 * Tigress: "We're also ensuring that doesn't happen. We're attenting to keep Shineflare and Pred from cheating in a fair trail."
 * Lord Shen: You honestly think just because I don't trust Discord with my soul that I would have him punished for a crime he committed at the wrong time?
 * Icky: Well, yeah. You've got a serious case of anger issues against him.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Very well. I shall not interfere.
 * Shifu: Boss Wolf must also supervise you at all times and stop anybody from tempting you to interfere in the court.
 * Boss Wolf: I'll make sure of it.
 * Lord Shen: Doesn't he follow my orders?
 * Bagheera: Shifu's one of the big bosses in this Lodge, you know that! So for now, we have to make sure he follows us for the moment.
 * Lord Shen: Well, fine. Good luck helping him if he is dubbed guilty.
 * Po: Well, thank goodness he won't be a problem.
 * Lord Shen: But what should I do?
 * Cynder: You can help some of us keep Equestria safe from possible villain invasions. Your cannons could be pretty useful.
 * Lord Shen: My cannons are ALWAYS useful. (Everyone looks at him)...What?
 * (It is shown in the last few episodes how his cannons were ineffective)
 * Lord Shen:...MOSTLY useful.
 * Cynder: "Good.... Cause, I'm afraid soon, Qui might already heard the news, and may already be among us."
 * Sharp-Pay: "Man, I can't WAIT for Discord to be found guilty!"
 * Chain: "Yeah! That mean, choas loving, meanie, is gonna get what's coming to him!"
 * Axe-Rella: "Assuming Celestia doesn't ruin it for us."
 * Hidden Shadow appeared, looking scared!
 * Hidden Shadow: "Sisters! Sisters! The aliens are among us, and they brought.... They brought.... They brought.... I, I need to warn father!"
 * Sharp-Pay: "What? What did those aliens do?"
 * Glass breaks!
 * Pred's voice: "WHAT THE BLOODY- GAAAAAAAAHHHH!?"
 * Sharp-pay: "Father?!"
 * Sharp-Pay zoomed into Pred's room, and sees the horror, of a familier vine wrapped around Pred, this time, it looked as if it was mutanted with features of familier monsters of the villain leage, mainly the Anaconda!
 * Sharp-Pay: "SISTERS! DAD'S IN TROUBLE, WE-"
 * Collective screams were heard!
 * Sharp-pay sees her sisters already captured by more vines!
 * Sharp-Pay: "Don't worry sisters, nothing is gonna stop me from rescueing you!"
 * ???: "Nothing, eh?"
 * Sharp-pay gasps, and sees Tai-Lung!
 * Tai Lung: "I wouldn't nessersarly say that now, would I?"
 * Tai Lung nerves atacks Sharp-Pay, as she let's out a sound barrior breaking scream!
 * Everyone was un-nerved by the sudden scream!
 * Mayor Mare: "What on earth?!"
 * Discord in a rack: "Now what?!"
 * Shineflare: "PRED?! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME, YOU MONSTER?!"
 * Discord: "How could I have done anything if I was chained?!"
 * Shineflare: "I DON'T BELIEVE YOU?! SCREW TOMORROW?! WE GET THE TRIAL STARTED, NOW?!"
 * Judge: "Has the jury, reached a verdict?"
 * Jury pony: "We have you honor. We find Discord, guilty of all charges."
 * Judge: "In that case, you have been sentenced, to banishment, periment banishment, for somehow causing the disappearences of Pred Judu Des, his daughters, and one of the counci's own niece, and the other crime of the Plunder Weed dishator... You dispicable beast. And we like to thank Lord Shen, for testifying, by legal order of the Unicorn Council."
 * Lord Shen: "T'was my honor sir. To think everyone wanted me to stay out of it. If I had known Discord would've done something to Pred and his daughters, I would've stopped him myself. It's clear, he's a villain leager, through and through. He played us all like fools."
 * Shineflare: "THEN MAY HE LEAVES, WITH THE CERIMONIAL, STONING WITH THE BIG, SHARP ROCKS?!"
 * Cosmoto: "We're sorry Nightus and Heavenslight. We gave Discord his fair trial, and to be f-f-f-f-f-fair. He lost, fair and square."
 * Shineflare: "AND IF YOU SO MUCH AS TO TRY AND BRING HIM BACK AND TRY TO TALK US OUT OF IT, IT'S BANISHMENT FOR YOU AS WELL?!"
 * Nightus: "..... I'm sorry Discord.... My daughter's plan has failed you. The Alicorns, have failed you."
 * Discord: "But, but, but... What will I say to momzy and dadzy? The Dragconquui council will rip me a new mouth-hole! Litterally, they can do that!"
 * Shineflare: "Not, our, problem. LET THE STONING BEGIN?!"
 * Ponies started to throw rocks at Discord, forcing him to cry in pain and sadness, and runs away!
 * Discord: "IT'S NOT FAIR?! I EVEN SAID FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC?! I SAID FRIENDSHIP IS MAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGIC?!"
 * Discord's cries were heard as he ran straight into everfree.
 * Shineflare smiled sadisticly.
 * Shinelfare looks at Fluttershy.
 * Shineflare: "And you, Fluttershy.... Consider yourself, THE TOWN OUTCAST!? YOU WILL FOREVER, BE SHUNNED, FOR EVER BRINGING THAT, MONSTER, HERE?! HE TOOK PRED AND THOSE POOR SISTERS FROM US, AND NOW, YOU ARE FOREVER, SHUNNED?! S-H-U-N, SHUNNED!?"
 * Fluttershy: "But Shineflare, please, I don't think it was Discord who took Pred! You have to believe me, I-"
 * Shineflare zapped at Fluttershy!
 * Shineflare: "BE GONE FROM MY SIGHT, OUTCAST?! Boo the outcast, BOO HER?!"
 * Ponies started to do such that! Alot of eyes were on Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: (Wakes up in the middle of the night, suddenly figuring out it was just a dream)...(Sighs in relief) Thank goodness it was all a dream!
 * Icky: "Yeah, except for Discord being booted out FOR REAL?! You fainted after the sentence was made, but not before you cried uncontrolabily. We took you home afterwords."
 * Fluttershy: "(Gasp?!) I am not being, shunned, am I?"
 * Po: "Don't worry, Shineflare dismissed the court afterwords. Shineflare's gonna hold a ball celebrating Discord's banishment. Everyone's invited except for you and the rest of us "Discord Likers". Yet she invited Shen for testifying against him. The Court order forced Shen to go back on his promise."
 * Fluttershy: "It's not fair! Discord couldn't do anything to harm anyone, even if they were mean to him!? You have to believe me, Discord was framed?! I just know it."
 * Shifu: "... I'm sorry Fluttershy, but, we don't know what to believe anymore. We're not sure if he was framed or not."
 * Spongebob: "I'm sorry to say this Fluttershy, but I guess some people aren't meant to reform after all. You did your best though."
 * Fluttershy started to quietly cry.
 * Twilight: "I... I can't believe Discord turned his back on friendship and harmony, after all we did for him... And what he did for us...."
 * Pinkie (in sad mode): "What're we gonna tell Black Kat?"
 * ???: "Tell me what?"
 * Everyone sees Black Kat.
 * Black Kat: "I'm back from Saddle Arabia, and I brought something I know Discord will love... Where is he, anyway?"
 * Po: I'll handle this...Kat...uh, Discord was eaten by a whale. Sorry.
 * Black Kat: WHAT?!?
 * Shifu: What Po is TRYING to say is...he was banished. Shineflare got him kicked out with the help of Pred.
 * Black Kat:...(Flies out of the cottage weeping)
 * Icky: THIS IS ALL LORD SHEN'S FAULT!!!
 * Iago: I WANT HIM KICKED OUT OF THE LODGE FOR LETTING THIS HAPPEN!!!
 * Fidget: WE TRUSTED THAT JERK, AND HE TURNS HIS BACK ON US?!?
 * Shifu: Don't worry, we made sure he was punished for it. We sent him and BW back to the Temple where he can do all our chores until further notice.
 * Icky: Still, I am NOT gonna forgive that douche for doing this. And I'm pretty sure Kairi and Celestia won't either.
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Icky, I'm surprised at you for saying such things!
 * Icky: What? It's true.
 * Shenzi: Say that again, and I'll tell Emperor Kuzco that you blew part of his wealth to buy Valentine chocolates for Gilda.
 * Icky:...I'll behave.
 * Boss Wolf comes in beaten up!
 * Boss Wolf: "..... He kicked my butt so he can party."
 * Squidward: "...... BARNICLES?!"
 * Spongebob: "..... TARTAR SAUCE!?"
 * Shineflare: "A TOAST, TO LORD SHEN?! The alien, who helped us banished Discord. May the demon rot in those woods."
 * Ponies cheered for him.
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you, thank you Equestia... I like to thank the accadamy.... Kidding, I never went to one!"
 * Everyone laughs!
 * Councilpony Cometelius: "OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S HILARIOUS!? I ALREADY MOVED ON ABOUT MY DAUGHTER BEING LOST?!"
 * Celestia only stood, sadly.
 * Luna: ".... I thought Boss Wolf took him to the temple... He escaped and beaten up Boss Wolf, did he?"
 * Celestia: "...... How could've everything, gone so wrong, so quickly, Luna?"
 * Luna: "Shineflare court ordered Shen by force and made him say everything?"
 * Celestia: "...... Everyone's faith in friendship is gonna be challnaged.... Because if a spirit of choas can't be given a second chance... No one is going to...."
 * Luna: "There's nothing we can do, sister. This is what the ponies of Equestia had desided."
 * Lord Shen: "Cheers, good ponies, to a world of complete order, and being free of ANY villains."
 * Ponies: "CHEERS!?"
 * ???: "Do you have room, for 4?"
 * An exploudion was heard, as smoke spread everywhere.
 * Lord Shen: "What?!"
 * The Smoke reveiled Darkness Qui, Celious, Narcotic and The Qui Program.
 * Shen: "(Gasps), QUI?!"
 * Ponies gasped and screamed!
 * Darkness Qui: "Hey there, hi-there, ho-there! Good evening, losers of Equestia! And the lougers' general! I came here cause of three things: One: Your defenceless now..... Two: There's a fasinating shorse of extreme power called, "The Tree of Harmony".... 3rd, and most of all, you punished poor, defenceless Discord, and turned him away.... FOR THESE LOSERS?!"
 * Qui drones appeared with Pred Judu Des, Chain, Axe-Rella, Sharp-Pay, and Hidden Shadow in lazer cages!
 * Hidden Shadow: "UNCLE?!"
 * Cometellius: "SHADE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Gasp), YOU MADE A MONKEY OUT OF ME?! OUT OF EVERYONE!?"
 * Celius: "Don't forget idiotic simpleton!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh grand, Now I possability gonna have to do a week of chores cause of you provoking Shineflare to court ordered me to testify, by kidnapping those 5."
 * Qui: "I knew I can always count on the general of dofuses to live up to, dufusness!"
 * Lord Shen: "You, madam, have made a mockery of fair trails!?"
 * QuI: "I'm Darkness Qui! Rigging Trials is like playing video games to me! It's, deliously addicting!"
 * Narcotic: "LATE APRIL FOOLS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "I will see to it you will rot in Prison 42 for this?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh, poor wittle ol' me? Well, it's good thing I know one basic lifesytle of a empress of evil... If she were to shake things up around her, she has to bring out some bad guys."
 * Darkness Qui begans to cast a magical beacon, which is the shape of the Villain's Act symbol!
 * Darkness Qui Started to laughed maniacly!

Chapter 2: Attack of the Villains/Freaks like we need, company.
Outside. Canterlot. Ball. Canterlot lobbey.
 * The Beacon is seen from everyfree forest. Everyone in Equestia, can see it, even the lougers!
 * Spongebob looks at a watch.
 * Spongebob: "Wow, fastionably early."
 * The Light begans to glow wildly!
 * Pinkie: ".... Maybe it's just, fireworks."
 * Back at Everfree, The Villain Leage, Socurge Empire, Team Nefarious, and various OC villains familier and new, saw the light.
 * Scratch: "Is that the signel? Can we, uh, can we do it again? I wasn't ready!?"
 * Loogar: "Come on, ya blimy twits. let's go!"
 * Hank: "Yeah, we can't keep Qui waiting ya know! She's an impatient bitch!"
 * The Villains Began to march, fly, and other ways of moving torwords Ponyville, through it, and to Canterlot, as music plays. This has also attracted Everfree Monsters and Other non-pony villains, attracting their attention, and this goes on as the song plays.
 * Rover: "Qui has summoned the villains!"
 * Garble: ".... Sweet."
 * The Cyclops from The Spongebob Movie is seen walking torwords Canterlot, as do alot of the villain leage's monsters.
 * Morgona: "DEATH, FROM BEYOND!?"
 * She laughs as she and the forces of team Nefarious marched!
 * The villains resumed marching, as paniced residents hid away!
 * Qui laughed as she and her co-horts teleported away!
 * Lord Shen: "That's it? A lazer light show and a retreat? Hee, Qui lost her touch!"
 * Cosmoto: "I wouldn't be, too sure. Look!"
 * The Music returns as the villains march into Canterlot.
 * the Music stops as Qui stoop on top of the walls of Canterlot castle.
 * Qui: "VILLAINS, OF THE UNITED UNIVERSES, AND THE NATIVES OF EQUESTIA?!..... Hiya!?"
 * Grounder: "Hello!"
 * Qui: "Is everyone tired of the same old thing? The bad guys, lose, and the goody-two shoes, win? The dorky princesses, super heroes, even the average every-day loser, have made us look like Faaboons!"
 * Pig E. Bank: "What's a Faaboon?"
 * Qui: "WELL NO MORE?! Say, good bye to losing! Say good bye, to those ingret heroes always winning! And say, hello, to winning! To little ponies being made into slaves!? To the commen bully being disrespectful to socity and weaklings all they please! To the Strong, surprassing the weak! To benvolent rulers, being usurped by Tyrants and backstabbing Vizors! To trolls, eating goats! To Dragons, destroying entire civilisations! To a new age of villainy! Villains and Villainesses, abominations, demons, commen criminals, psycotic madmen, world congureors, monsters, corrupt offictals, and all other kinds of wickedness! I give you, THE, VILLAINS'. ACT?!"
 * Qui summons forth the monsterious vines, and a silluette of a familer Draconqiouus, as she laughs maniacly!
 * Villains look at the guards of the gate.
 * Guard: "Aw, back, you, intruders! This castle is, invitation only! Shineflare's orders?!"
 * Temutai: "Oh yeah? You and WHAT ARMY?!"
 * The Guard sees he was alone.
 * The Guard wimpers.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Now... Step, aside."
 * Tezel-Kan: "Or else, we will squish you, (makes a spider appear), LIKE A SPIDER?!"
 * Tezel-kan squishes it!
 * The Guard screams like a girl, and makes a run for it!
 * The Villains laughed evilly!
 * Oxanator: "TIME FOR DOOR TO GO DOWN!?"
 * Oxanator charged, and destroyed the gates, as the villains began to invade Canterlot castle!
 * Qui started to laugh evily!
 * Celestia: "EVERYONE, WE MUST EVACUATE?!"
 * Everyone did such that!
 * Villains are seen ransaking the place, as a new song plays. A Giant Daddy Long Leg super-villain named Pop Daddy Longlegs, sang this.
 * However, the song got interupted mid-part when Qui and her assusiates appeared!
 * Qui: Hey, who the hell are you?
 * Pop Daddy: Pop Daddy Longlegs, of course.
 * Celsius: I don't remember inviting you to our invasion.
 * Pop Daddy: Well, I'm a great villain. You might need me.
 * Qui: Okay, then show us what you can do.
 * Pop Daddy: Watch and learn. (Takes out a small disco-looking ball, pushes a button on it, and throws it in the air as it freezes in place, and begins shining colorful lights around while playing music)
 * Dr. Nefarious: (He and the other villains danced out of control) WHOAH! WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
 * Celsius: Okay, got it! (They continue dancing)
 * Hank: SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!!
 * Pop Daddy: (Presses a button on a remote, and the disco ball stops and levitates back to Pop Daddy) So, you still don't think I'm worthy enough to be in this invasion?
 * Darkness Qui: ".... Well, that's a strange supervillain power, but a supervillain power none-of-the-less! Sorry for bothering you."
 * Pop Daddy reinstructs the song to resume.

Chapter 3: Celestia and Luna Go Missing Again/Shen's rescue attempt gone south
Canterlot halls. Canterlot castle, outside. Morning.
 * Lord Shen: "CONFOUND IT SHINEFLARE?! WHY DID YOU ONLY INVITED ME AND NOT THE REST OF THE LOUGERS?! THEN WE COULD'VE STOPPED THIS BY NOW?! And for that matter, this whole mess could've been avoided, if you didn't court-ordered me against my will and threaten jail-time if I didn't do what was asked?!"
 * Shineflare: Because I had a job that needed to be done. Discord is a menace to our society, and I'm sure you would agree with me.
 * Lord Shen: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? I may think Discord is a menace, but I fulfill my obligations with the Lodge and Celestia more. So it's your fault these villains are attacking! Sometimes, I wonder why you haven't been kicked out of your job as Headmaster of the Unicorn Council after causing enough trouble for us as it is!
 * Shineflare: Because I am an important pony, that's why.
 * Lord Shen: Like hell you are. I'm gonna tell Celestia about this, and she's gonna be really pissed off at you.
 * Shineflare: Is that right? And why should she listen to you after you disobeyed the Lodger's orders? As far as I'm concerned, you don't deserve somepony like her.
 * Lord Shen: But she knows well enough I would've easily done what I was asked, if YOU hadn't court-ordered me?! I blame you for this! And I blame that idiot Pred getting captured!?
 * Shineflare: "How, dare you!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Wait though... If Pred's an accoplished dragon/mythic beast slayer, then how the bloody hell did he get captured so easily?"
 * Shineflare: ".... Actselly, My curiousity is peeked as well. It couldn't have been the dragoness by herself, or any of those aliens ransaking and looting Canterlot as we speak. You don't suppose she found out about the--"
 * ???: SHINEFLARE!!! (Celestia, Luna, Nightus, and Heavenslight teleport there)
 * Celestia: We found out how Pred could end up captured.
 * Luna: How dare you promptly kick Discord out for a crime he didn't commit?
 * Shineflare: But I--
 * Nightus: I thought we were clear to make the trial fair! Now you chose to never listen to Discord?
 * Shineflare: I, I didn't know--
 * Nightus: We didn't want to do this, Shineflare, but we have no choice. For your crimes, you're no longer the Headmaster of the Unicorn Council.
 * Shineflare: WHAT?!? BUT I--
 * Heavenslight: No excuses, Shineflare! You are hereby stripped of your Council-grade magic powers, and banished from this kingdom for the rest of your life! (Magically shortens Shineflare's Alicorn-sized body into a normal unicorn)
 * Nightus: (In royal voice) COUNCILPONY GLITTERHAIR?!? (Glitterhair appears)
 * Glitterhair: Yes, your highness?
 * Nightus: You're Headmaster now!
 * Glitterhair: (Magically given Shineflare's height and magic level) Yes, sir.
 * Shineflare: But what am I supposed to do?
 * Nightus: That isn't our concern anymore, Shineflare. Now go! (Shineflare walks away in sadness)
 * Celestia:...Okay, was that really necessary, father?
 * Nightus: I'm sorry, daughter, we had no choice. She's caused trouble for us three times, and she needed to be punished. And as for Lord Shen, YOU must be punished for aiding Shineflare.
 * Lord Shen: But your highness, she forced me to do it. She was gonna send me to jail if I didn't do what she said.
 * Heavenslight: Yet, you had your own wolf forces to help you out, and you never listened to them. Not to mention the Lodge could have helped you.
 * Nightus: Because of this, we have no other choice but to take you off this mission.
 * Lord Shen: "Could I at least warn you 4 about the-"
 * Nightus: "NO EXCUSES- Wait, warn us about what?"
 * The Mutant Plunder weeds capture the Alicorns!
 * Lord Shen: ".... Pretty much, those things."
 * Luna: "Oh no! We forgot about the Plunder weeds! The, strangely more monsterious, plunder weeds!"
 * Nightus: "PEACOCK, HELP US?!"
 * Lord Shen: "... Well, legally, I can't. You fired me from the mission, remember?"
 * Nightus: ".... (Starts hitting himself on the head) STUPID-STUPID-STUPID! SHINEFLARE?! HELP US!?"
 * Shineflare came back.
 * Shineflare: "I would, but you fired me, remember?"
 * Nightus: "..... HORSE CRAP!? OK FINE?! Shineflare, your headmaster again, Glitter, your demoted?! Shen, your allowed back on the mission no matter what, JUST HELP U-"
 * The Plunder Weed wrapped around his head, silencing him!
 * Lord Shen: "Councilponies, you best better get yourselves out of here! I don't want this situation to get worse for-"
 * the Plunder Weeds already captured Shineflare, Glitter, and the other council ponies.
 * Lord Shen: "AW COME ON?! ANYTHING ELSE TO MAKE MY LIFE WORSE?!"
 * Darkness Qui appeared!
 * Darkness Qui: "I have a, such suggestion."
 * A leagion of other villains appeared.
 * Thug Boss: "Who's up for a game of wail on the Peacock?"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Oh, drat."
 * Sounds of fighting, Peacock wails, items being destroyed and various wacky sound effects being heard.
 * Shen came through, beaten, his robe ripped, and the first thing he sees are concerned, scared Canterlot guards.
 * Lord Shen: "Momzy? Fluff my pellow?"
 * Guard: "Are you, ok, Shen?"
 * Lord Shen: What happened to the Princesses? The Council? Nightus and Heavenslight? Where'd they all go?
 * Guard #2: They just disappeared. Again!
 * Lord Shen: (Gasps) What about the Plunder Weeds that Qui made? Have they still been spreading? (Shen sees a vine coming from out the window, and looks out to see that part of Canterlot has been infested with Plunder Weeds, much more powerful than the ones from before)
 * Guard #1: Does that answer your question?
 * Lord Shen:... Oh, great piles of darn! I need to find BW and the Lodgers!

===Chapter 4: Qui's New Mutant Plunder Weeds/Cynder's drastic measures agaisnt her latest plan yet/Road to The land of Draconiouus begins/Icky and Tigress vs. Two Possums/A strange cobra in a cloak and a sage Golith Beatle/Seas of periol/Spongebob and the Cragadile pit/The Torture of Shineflare/Saix's secret allience/Qui's biggest move yet.=== A Plunder Weed infested ponyville. Tree of Harmony Ponyville Old Castle. Path to Draconquusia. Meanwhile, unknown to the lougers. Back to the team. A few miles away. A few minutes away from the shack. Meanwhile, with Cynder's group, Just Shen and Riku, who joined in awhile ago. A lone cave futhre down everfree. Later. Salty's Shack Equestrian Sea
 * Ponies are running in panic!
 * Icky: "Whoa?! Look at this!? What, did the gardener quit for something?"
 * Trixie: "Then he was one hell of a gardener to quit if he was meant to stop THESE things?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Great, first an army of villains invaded Canterlot, NOW, the Plunderweeds are back, but they look even nastier then before!"
 * Patrick: "D'oh, I'm sure they're not THAT bad!"
 * A Plunder Weed with the Anaconda's head roars as Patrick!
 * Patrick: ".... Nope. Not that bad at all."
 * The Mutant Weed chomped on Patrick's head!
 * Patrick: ".... Ok, maybe a teeny, tiny bit bad."
 * Icky: "So, how long till the duke of Jerkcocks arrives?" (Shenzi bonks him on the head) OW! What did you do that for?!?
 * Shenzi: Don't talk about Lord Shen like that again. I'm not afraid to call up Kuzco about your Valentine stunt.
 * Icky: Okay, sorry.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, I know everyone's upset about Lord Shen disobeying us like a jerk, but we all know he's just not perfect. I'm NOT gonna kick him out for just one little disobedience.
 * Mantis: What about two, considering he refused to face our punishment.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's...uh...I don't really know what we should do with him.
 * Mr. Krabs: I SAY WE GIVE HIM THE BOOT!!! (Everyone looks at him, and then he brings out a stinky boot) This boot, to be exact. It's very stinky, and he'll have to wear it all day.
 * Tigress: Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, sorry!
 * SpongeBob: Regardless, he's still a reliable General, and Kairi wouldn't think fondly of us if we kicked him out. She would have to leave with him since he's the only closest family member to her than any of us. We made an oath to protect her, and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
 * Kaa:...He's right, Lodgers. We have to keep him in our group.
 * Shifu: But he still must face punishment, even though he already faced it recently after Axle's tango with Looger.
 * Po: "Uh, guys? Is it me, or is the sun, and moon, OUT ON THE EXACT SAME DAY?! Or, night? Night Day? Day Night? GAAH I'M CONFUSED?!"
 * Twilight: Here we go again. I guess this means we have to save the Tree of Harmony again.
 * Banzai: But these things are too powerful for the Tree to hold off.
 * Rainbow Dash: Where did these kinds of Plunder Weeds even come from, anyway?
 * Cynder: Well, it might be from Qui. She's from another UUniverses which is mainly focused on science, so she must have found a way to mutate them.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, how wonderful! As if the original Plunder Weeds weren't bad enough!
 * Skipper: So how do we stop them?
 * Twilight: Well, I need to check the Tree of Harmony to see if just going there isn't a good idea. (Teleports away)
 * Twilight: (Teleports into the area, and sees that the tree is infested with not just Plunder Weeds, but with a various array of mutated plant beings rooted to the ground, and they all see her) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! (The Plunder Beings screech at her, and they shoot barbs at her, but she teleports away just in time)
 * Twilight: (Teleports back to the group) Scratch that, we're gonna need more help to save the Tree than we thought. Plus, I don't think we'll be able to grab the Elements for the job until the plants surrounding them are cleared.
 * Pinkie: Wait, what about the other Elements of Harmony? The ones that Lightning Dust, Midnight Fate, and the other wield?
 * Twilight: I don't think they'll work. Since the main Elements are gone, it's very unlikely the other ones will work, even though Celestia told me the Elements Midnight and Lightning wield were artificial and the others were naturally created by the Tree of Harmony.
 * Icky: "Then we're fucked?! Qui is gonna win and establish a new villains' act with all of our usual lineup of foes, the alicorns have been abducted, and we don't know where Qui and the those other villains are?!"
 * ???: "Lougers!"
 * The gang see Mayor Mare calling out for them in her office.
 * Mayor Mare: "Over here! It's too dangerious out there?!"
 * Patrick (Head still stuck in the Mutant Weed's mouth): "Oh I'm sure it's not so bad out here."
 * Crane: "Is someone gonna take that thing off of him?"
 * Mayor Mare: "Get over here already!"
 * The Lougers do that!
 * Squidward: "I am just gonna say it... It's RIGHT up there, with the mess in Wonderland and Greese, with how bad, our situation is?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Don't blame yourselfs. It's not your fault Discord desided to reap horrorable vengence on us by releasing monsterious Plunder Weeds on us and brought an army of villains here."
 * Squidward: "AND EVERYONE'S BLAMING DISCORD FOR THIS?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Well, wasn't he respondsable for the last time Plunder Weeds attacked us?"
 * Missing Link: "... Mayor, we need to have a talk after this gets cleaned up."
 * Mayor Mare: "Anyway, If you want to know where the villains are, I think they went to the direction where the princesses' old castle is. I heard two of those robot soldier guys from Team Nefarious that Qui is gonna give the castle an, "Evil" make-over."
 * Applejack: "But what does that old dragon want with the castle?"
 * Po: "... I don't think it's just the castle entirely... What if, she's after the tree?!"
 * Icky: "Well, explains why the villains would wanna go there at all."
 * Spongebob: "Then we REALLY are gonna need some help with this."
 * ???: "Lougers!"
 * Suddenly, the gang see Lightning Dust holding her friends and family torwords the safe area!
 * Lightning: "So glad to see you guys! Our town's infested with these, freaky plants?! What are they? Is there like, a rouge Alicorn of Plants or something!?"
 * Sandy: No, it's just a Villain invasion after Twilight and her friends were forced to give up their Elements to save Equestria from a couple of Discord's thousand-year-old creations, and now one of the villains has mutated them to stronger levels.
 * Midnight: You guys gave up your Elements?
 * Twilight: Yeah, it's a rather long story.
 * Sincere Funtime: Well, no surprise Discord would wind up going too far.
 * Squidward: Not you guys too! It's not his fault...for the most part.
 * Helping Hooves: Whaddiya' mean 'for the most part'?
 * Twilight: Well, he actually created the Plunder Weeds to stop Celestia and Luna from turning him to stone a thousand years ago, but recently, they returned to do just that, so we had to give up the Elements to the Tree of Harmony to stop them.
 * Helping Hooves: The Tree of Harmony? What's that?
 * Applejack: It's where Celestia and Luna got our Elements from.
 * Fluttershy: So, it wasn't entirely Discord's fault. His job was just done too late.
 * Lightning: Well, where is he?
 * Baloo: The Unicorn Council banished him thanks to Lord Shen's distrust, and the fact he was accused for making some...unpleasant ponies...disappear. He's now spending his time in the Everfree Forest. We don't know where exactly, but it might be difficult to find him in that place.
 * Lightning: "Hey, isn't there normally, that white peacock guy with you?"
 * Panting is heard.
 * Everyone sees a beaten up, black and blue Shen, with ripped robes.
 * Lord Shen: "Those villains ruined my robe. That was the finest silk of all the provence! Well, hopefully I'll receive a due welcome from my fellow lougers and-"
 * A rock hits Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "OW?! Who threw that!?"
 * Icky: "Score baby!"
 * Shenzi smacks across ponyville!
 * Lord Shen: "Everyone, I bare bad news! It's about the princesses and Nightus and Heavenslight, and what really happened to Pred and those mares of his!"
 * Savio: "Firstly, it's a pretty safe assumtion we figured out what happened to the princesses!"
 * Savio points to the Sun and Moon sharing the same sky!
 * Mantis: "On the plus-side, the ecplise is a hunderd percent more commen now, I'll give ya that."
 * Lord Shen: "But I still have info about Pred and the Mares! It concerns these, abominable weeds!"
 * Fluttershy: "... It... Does?"
 * Trixie: Well, then spit it out, feathers!
 * Lord Shen: "..... Qui.... Framed Discord using the plants to kidnap Pred."
 * Cynder:...(Sighs) I knew THAT was coming.
 * Sparx: THAT NO-GOOD BACKSTABBING EXCUSE FOR A DRAGON!!!
 * Lord Shen: And not just that, but the Weeds have taken Celestia, Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, Shineflare, AND the entire Unicorn Council.
 * Twilight: Oh, no, not again!
 * Lord Shen: We have to find a way to save them before it's too late!
 * Twilight: Well, the Tree of Harmony is covered entirely by the Plunder Weeds as well as the Elements of Harmony. Not even Lightning's team can be of help since our Elements are gone.
 * Icky: (Comes back after being smacked by Shenzi) Urrgh! I hate it when--(Shen kicks him back across Ponyville) YAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Lord Shen: THAT WAS FOR THE ROCK, FEATHER-PANTS!!!
 * Shenzi: I already had that covered, Shen!
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, but I wanted my own payback on him for that, too. But regardless, I only turned on Discord because Shineflare threatened me with jailtime if I didn't do what she said. That's sort of why Nightus and Heavenslight fired her from being Headmaster...for about 20 seconds because of the Plunder Weeds attacking them. But I still think they'll fire her again after this is all over.
 * Fluttershy: SHINEFLARE DID WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen:...Wow, yellow one, what's with the sudden outburst?
 * Fluttershy: You mean you disobeyed our orders because SHINEFLARE SAID SO?!?
 * Lord Shen:...Well, yeah.
 * Fluttershy: I KNEW that meanie was intending to cheat. I'm sorry for being so rude on you, Shen.
 * Lord Shen: What?
 * Rarity: Yeah, she was calling you rude names while she was crying her eyes out, and fell asleep dreaming of the trial, but it was given a much darker outlook.
 * Fluttershy: I'm just glad that was only a dream.
 * Lord Shen:...Well, I don't want to know what she said about me--
 * Icky: (Appears again) Well she called you 'fan-butt', 'meanie-beak', 'jerkoff', and 'feather-brained' for starters.
 * Shenzi: You're getting THIS close to having your butt being kicked by Kuzco, Ickster!
 * Icky:...Sorry.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, I deserve an apology!
 * Icky: I just said it, pal!
 * Lord Shen: Say it again!
 * Shifu: ENOUGH! We'll get through with settling differences in due time. What we SHOULD do is find out how to stop these Plunder Weeds and these villains from taking over Equestria.
 * Suddenly Zecora is seen struggling with her things with Mare-Zan helping here.
 * Zecora: "How did these Plunder Weeds came back and grew stronger?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Maybe weeds did snu-snu with Vinecondas?"
 * Zecora: ".... I am sure, an unsentient plant, and a monsterious snake-vine hybreed, are unable to, interchorse, with eachother."
 * Twilight: "Zecora! Mare-Zan!"
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, look! It's that purple pony that saved my family last year...and...she has wings now.
 * Zecora: Well, that is because a couple of months back, she became a Princess after getting her friends out of a bad sack.
 * Mare-Zan: Okay, Mare-Zan isn't a fan of figurative language.
 * Zecora: Sorry.
 * Mare-Zan: But wow, she became an Alicorn?
 * Twilight: Yeah, it's a VERY long story.
 * Lord Shen: And can we say how thrilled we are to see you.
 * Applejack: You haven't, by any chance, seen a Draconequus hanging around the forest, have you?
 * Mare-Zan: Actually, Mare-Zan saw one right near a cave weeping for some reason. He may be gone by now considering all the mutated weeds invading the forest. Might've heard him saying he would be returning to Draconequus homeland.
 * Fluttershy: You mean he's planning to head home?
 * Mare-Zan: Maybe.
 * Twilight: Oh, boy. Draconequua. The most surreal of all Equestrian lands. 20% of pony adventurers that went there got killed in the environment. Celestia says the place is so bizarre, you could get dizzy once you enter it. It's nearly impossible to reach considering it's 50 miles across the sea on an island that's almost like a continent.
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you saying we have to go there?
 * Shifu: Not yet. We'll save that for when our main mission is to find Discord. Right now, we have to find out how to stop the Villains.
 * Mayor Mare: "... Uh, can I, say something? I am not making assumsons, but, I seen a Draconiouus with the villains that, I didn't get a good view of, but, it looked, kinda like Discord.... Not that I'm automaticly saying it was him, he was silluetted, but the resemblence was uncanny."
 * Icky: "... You don't think that, Qui gotten to Dissy before us, do you?"
 * Lord Shen: "I seen this, "Silluetted" Draconiouus as well, just as those weeds appeared and the villains invaded canterlot!"
 * Twilight: "Let's not assume the worse yet. We have to get answers first."
 * Cynder: "..... The time for trying to figure it out has already past. The only way we could stop this, is we take Qui down, revive the Tree of Harmony, and chase away the villains!"
 * Po: "EXSELLENT?! But wait.... How do we do this?"
 * Cynder: "We'll have to do this to two seperate teams. Myself, Shen, and Riku once we call him here cause Tman added him into this, even though the guy is too stuck up on his fanfics to be bothered with working on an episode he wanted to do with him until the climax cause of a misunderstanding and Tman being too stuck in his high horse to remember he was doing this first before that fanfic stuff was even a thing, go reach up to Qui, while you guys go in while the villains are distracted to the tree of harmony, and revive it."
 * Icky: "Is this so you can try to find out, AGAIN, about if Qui has something to do with your past or not? Can't we just assume that maybe, it's Mang or some unseen yet to be encountered evil wizard messing with your mind making you look crazy just to be a jerk?"
 * Cynder: "Trust me, if Qui didn't had anything to do with my past, we wouldn't even be talking about this."
 * Icky: "I'm just saying that as far as Love and Truths went down, Qui legitamently has no idea what your talking about. She may actselly just be a random evil dragon alien from an alternate universe. About that Xerxes stuff, well, it might be, implanted memories by that, Gazz guy. I think he wasn't your bro at all, but just another Dark Cynder crazed fanatic that created falses "memories" to lore you here and victimised Qui cause he was a douche. It's like what went down in Kingdom Hearts, Chain of Memories."
 * Cynder: "...... But, this means so much. I need to know what happened to my parents that was the reason I ended up in the dragon temple, and... Everything else."
 * Icky: "And, eventally, we'll get to that... It's just, I'm not 100% sure if Qui's our gal of any history concerning you. We don't have the ability to, rewind time or something and review everything!"
 * Twilight: ".... Zecora, do you still have that potion?"
 * Zecora: If you're referring to the Alicorn potion you've used before, no, I unfortunately don't have anymore. The Plunder Weeds have spilled the rest, so the dragon needs to find her past by herself, nonetheless.
 * Cynder: (Sighs) Well, I guess it'll be a while for me to learn what Qui did to me when I was just an egg.
 * Spyro: We'll find out about that later, Cynder. Right now, we have to split up like you said.
 * Po: Should some of us find Discord and see if he's okay?
 * Twilight: I think that's for the best. I'll lead the group heading for Draconequua. I've never been there myself, but Celestia says the place is 80% safe, so we've got nothing to worry about. We'll just see if we can reach Discord's...parents, and see what they've been thinking since the incident with the Plunder Seeds.
 * Lord Shen: You mean King Wacky and Queen Pranks? I've never actually had the chance to meet them. But I'll do that later. Besides, Discord's never gonna appreciate me after...(Sighs)...my screw-up.
 * Icky: Yeah, THAT makes sense.
 * Applejack: Well, what the buckin' apple fritters are we waitin' for? Let's get started.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, I need you and Mare-Zan to keep the town safe... For the most part, from any villains until the reinforcements the Lougers are gonna call arrive. Be sure no one ends up becoming plant food."
 * Lightning Dust: "Uh, you mean like the starfish?"
 * The Plunder Weed is almost about to swallow Patick whole!
 * Patrick: "Oh don't worry, I'm sure he/she is just giving me a kiss."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Someone get him OUT OF THAT thing!"
 * Qui: (Rests in throne while the villains decorate the place) You see, everyone? Didn't I tell you we'd take over Equestria THAT easily?
 * Tai Lung: Don't get your hopes up, lady. We're still not gonna agree with your terms in joining forces. Each team will conquer our own part of Equestria with YOU as the main ruler.
 * Qui: Sure, you still hate each other, and I respect that. But once I get the second phrase of my plan working, you'll be BEGGING to join forces.
 * Narcotic: At least we were able to restock our equipment from the Alternate UUniverses from a few remaining VA villains.
 * Qui: And it's all thanks to our new friend.
 * ???: "Save your thanks." (The Silluetted Draconquus is Discord, who had been corrupted) Your Villains Act thing is not gonna be like you hope it would be. Mang, Dark Dragon, and Ne-Dork-Ious still hate eachother. They behave like rivaling siblings!
 * Qui: "I'm sure it's not THAT bad."
 * Mang's voice: "YOU GLASS DOME NINCOMPOOP?!"
 * Qui sees Mang and Nefarious playing tug-of-war with a Qui trapistry!
 * Mang: "I say the trapistry goes over here?!"
 * Nefarious: "No! Here!"
 * Mang: LET GO, YOU'RE GONNA RIP IT!!! (It tears up) NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU MECHANICAL MANIAC!!!
 * Nefarious: IT WAS YOUR FAULT, YOU MUTATED APPARITION--(Glitches again, and 'Prince Ali' plays)
 * Lawrence: I got it. (Smacks Nefarious as Mang laughs)
 * Nefarious: --OF NO WORTH!!!...What're you laughing at, snakehead?
 * Mang: You sound silly with those glitches of yours.
 * Nefarious: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, YOU GODDAMN SQUISHY!!! (He and Mang brawl)
 * Qui:...I'm sure they'll be fine. (Discord teleports away)
 * Narcotic:...Uh, your grace? Remind me again why we had to corrupt Discord into our team?
 * Qui: "It's part of my complincated thre phrase plan to convince the villain teams to put aside their, conflicts about eachother, and see much greater benifit in uniting. First, the conquest of Equestia. Then, making the Draconquui return to their ways of choas, and finally, a very special event, concerning the Tree of Harmony."
 * Narcotic: "You mean that christal tree in the cave under that dicth around the castle? What about it?"
 * Qui: "You'll see Narcotic. You'll-"
 * ???: "NOOGIES?!"
 * Dark Dragon is seen giving Mang and Nefarious noogles!
 * Dark Dragon: "NERD NOOGIES?!"
 * Nefarious: "STOP?! IT BRINGS BACK BAD MEMORIES OF MY HIGH SHCOOL DAYS?!"
 * Mang: "THIS IS HONESTLY IMMATURE, MAN?!"
 * Dark Dragon: Aw, come on, we've got to celebrate after we've taken over this place.
 * Qui:...Well, in time, they'll join forces without any problem. But trust me, nothing, not even the Shell Lodge, or their pony friends, can stand in my way. Now if you'll excuse me, it's my evil laugh schedule. (Cackles)
 * Narcotic: Speaking of Shell Lodge, QP? (QP arrives) Can you give us the status on the Shell Lodgers and Mane 6?
 * QP: Well, the spy drones have sent messages to me saying that the Shell Lodge and the ponies have split up. One team is on their way to stop us, another is gonna go and save the Tree of Harmony, and the last is going to some place called Draconequua.
 * Narcotic: Dracone-what now?
 * Qui: What? They're on the move? (Scoffs) I'm way ahead of them. I've got mutated Plunder Weeds scattered all over the place. Getting their missions done will last a couple of hours. By then, it'll be too late, and we'll have completely taken over Equestria. Plus, if we win, Mang will offer us some of that corruption powder and resurrection spell as a reward for our effort.
 * Celsius: Yeah, we'll certainly need that. Especially how Narcotic almost died back in that robot dinosaur park.
 * Qui: But just in case any of that should fail, QP? I want a squadron of my DD300s to patrol the paths those heroes go through. Besides, I was able to gain enough money to purchase an old backup weapon from our world just in case all else should fail. And I promise you, it showed no mercy during it's days in the Interuniversal War.
 * QP: As you wish, your grace. (On intercom) Qui has ordered DD300 patrols to scout the Everfree Forest, the Path to Canterlot, and the path to Draconequua. The Shell Lodgers are on their way to foil our plans for conquest. Move, move, move, move, move! (A swarm of DD300s fly out into the sky, and out towards their locations)
 * Twilight and her group are already making some progress.
 * Crane: So...what exactly did Celestia say about this 'Draconequua' place that Discord came from?
 * Twilight: Well, it's a place where Discord's own kind is free to use their magic on anything on their environment except for the lands outside their own border line, with a few exceptions to certain spells. She says it makes Cool World look like Stonehenge. She recently told me that when she was a filly, she, Luna, and Discord played with each other with their own magic spells. Though, Discord didn't really form a special 'friendship' with them.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, obviously because he thought they were, and thy quote, 'grim and boring'.
 * Twilight: Yes. Their favorite place to hang out was in this secluded cave named Eris Caves, having a swimming hole, walls which they can draw on, and an amazing view of the sea and sky. Maybe we can check that place out on the way.
 * Pinkie: Wow, that's some good nostalgic moments for a young goddess.
 * Tulio: Yeah, gods get ALL the good stuff while we mortals get the lame stuff like dying and primitive lifestyles.
 * Miguel: Glad we both felt that for a short time, am I right, or am I right? (Miguel and Tulio fist clap)
 * Viper: But let me get this straight: Draconequua is on an island that's almost mistaken as a continent?
 * Twilight: Yeah.
 * Tigress: And you expect us to cross 50 miles of ocean just to get there?
 * Twilight: Yep.
 * Po: And HOW are we supposed to do that?
 * Icky: "DoI! She has magic right? Just teleport there!"
 * Twilight: "Not, nessersary. I know an old salty griffin who owes me a favor."
 * Icky: "When did you ever met an old salty griffin?"
 * Twilight: "Well, a day before the, "Equestia Girls" insodent, I ran into an old griffin named "Ol' Salty Spitoon". He claimed to be part of a griffin millaterry, till a terrorable encounter with a sea monster ruined his ability to fly. He retired as a sea adventurer though."
 * Icky: "So, is this guy by any chance anything like Shamus Mcfarty?"
 * Po laughed out of control!
 * Po: "THAT'S STILL FUNNY?!"
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, it's all giggles and laughs till a randomly appeariing lazer from nowhere zaps you!"
 * Twilight: Well, no. He still tries to hunt down the sea monster, and--
 * Iago: Oh, here we go, ANOTHER Captain Ahab knockoff. I guess that means he'll stab us in the back in the end like the last few did...except for Spencer Silvertalon.
 * Twilight: No, no, no, no! He's an honest griffin. A very funny one, too. He has an excellent sense of humor, but tends to be...well...weird.
 * Creeper: How weird are you talking about?
 * Twilight: Well, let's just say he has the personality of a military Sargent at a military school. He's all about getting things done, and being a bit crazy while doing it. He's a nice guy if you gain his trust.
 * Icky: ".... Wait.... Why do I have a feeling that, we're suppose to have particuly nasty trouble by now? I think I previously stated a Karma causing sentence. A Lazer from nowhere zapping me. Did karma desided to be nice for once and NOT let something bad happen?"
 * A Silluetted force stood over destroyed Drones meant to go after our group.
 * ???: "One group of machines down.... 2 to go."
 * Baloo: "Well if it is, we better not provoke it by saying karma indusing words!"
 * Pinkie: "Why? What could possibly-" (Suddenly, the ground begins to tremor)...That wasn't me, was it?
 * Icky: "NO FAIR, SHE DIDN'T EVEN COMPLETE THE SENTENCE?!
 * Crane: I've got a bad feeling about this. (Suddenly, dozens of Plunder Vines sprout from the ground, bearing barb-shooting flowers, Venus flytraps, and gas plants)
 * Max Cat: (Hacks) Oh, geez! (Clears throat) I hairballed myself.
 * Icky: Oh, boy, get ready for a big fight, ladies and germs.
 * Pinkie brings out a big can of weed-be-gone!
 * Pinkie: "Back! I have weed-be-gone and I'm not afraid to use it?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm sure that won't be enough, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Pfft, this stuff works all the time. (Suddenly, the vines coil around the can, and take it away) Aw, darn!
 * Po: We'll have to finish this with our amazing moves of awesomeness! (Attacks one of the plants, but gets chomped by a Venus flytrap) ARRRGGHH!!!
 * Viper: PO!
 * Shifu: That plant is gonna digest him if we don't do something!
 * Rainbow Dash: I got this! (Flies toward the plant, but the vines grab her) HEY, LET ME GO!!!
 * Ginormica: You're lucky I'm here. (Rips the plant our of the ground, only to see that the plant is rooted deeply into the ground, and most of the Plunder vines screech in pain) GOD, THIS THING IS ROOTED IN DEEP! HHRRRRRRRRAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!! (The vines try to attack, but Ginormica manages to rip out the plant, and kill most of the Plunder Weeds, and she opens the Venus flytrap open, and Po falls to the ground screaming in pain while being covered in acid)
 * Po: AAAHHH, ACID BUTT, ACID BUTT, ACID BUU-HU-HU-HUUUUUTT!!! (Rainbow Dash puts a raincloud over him and makes it rain on Po to wash off the acid)...Oh, thank goodness!
 * A Plunder weed with an Anaconda head appeared, and roars!
 * Icky: "Just WHAT did Qui do to those things?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Turned them into monsters, obviously!"
 * Twilight: "We can't stay here! If there's one group of Plunder Weeds, there's bound to be more! Come on!"
 * The Group makes a run for it!
 * The Anaconda Head only looks on malisiously.
 * The Gang are beat and tired out.
 * Twilight: "Is everyone here and present?"
 * Everyone: Yeah.
 * Twilight: Good.
 * Fluttershy: Uh, what's that shack over there? (They see a shack right near the sea with a large sailboat near a dock)
 * Twilight: Hmm, it appears we've made it to Ol' Salty's.
 * Rainbow Dash: This is where your griffin friend lives? My God, it's pretty nice. It has a view of the ocean.
 * Twilight: How else would he be a sailing adventurer? Come on. (The group heads to the shack)
 * Icky: "I was expecting this to take awhile longer."
 * Twilight: "Guys, I'll have to talk to Ol' Salty myself... He, hardly respond well to strangers."
 * Po: "We'll keep an eye out for trouble while your at it."
 * Twilight goes in.
 * Shifu: "We will do this in teams of two. Those of you the most nearest of eachother, phsyically, is your partner."
 * The group went into twos, leaving Icky and Tigress.
 * Tigress: "... Oh, great. I got the idiot."
 * Icky: "Hey, your not exactly a fave either, Tigerlenda Jolie."
 * Tigress: "Just follow me, and stay close."
 * Icky: "Ok, your the boss."
 * Icky: "Ya know, if it wasn't for Tman desiding he was only gonna show up for the climax, we get alot more out of this episode. Just saying."
 * Tigress: "Well, this wasn't even an episode at first intended to have Tman on board. He just sort've invited himself into it and the Producer allowed it. This is also the result of Tman wanting to get even for not allowing Nefarious betray Blueblood for more power over one planet when he was going to congure the universe."
 * Icky: "Well, logicly, it would've been a stupid move for Nefarious to betray a powerful Alicorn that could be a powerful asset for his team just for control of one planet! Nefarious is a dork, but not a STUPID dork."
 * Tigress: "Well, he is argueablly one of the few things actselly a threat in Team Nefarious."
 * Icky: "Argueably speaking."
 * A rock hits Icky!
 * Icky: "OW?! Who did that?!!"
 * Tigress: "Did wha-"
 * A rock hits Tigress!
 * Tigress: "OW?!"
 * Laughing is heard.
 * Icky and Tigress see Two grey, weirdly facialed possums, mocking and laughing at them, holding straws they shoot out the rocks from!
 * Possum one: "These things work great!"
 * Icky: Oh my, God, we've just met some ripoffs of the possums on Ice Age.
 * Tigress: Why did you do that?
 * Possum #2: Because we can, lady.
 * Icky: She said 'why', not 'how'!
 * Possum #1: We don't care. We do what we want. (Both laugh)
 * Tigress: (Sighs) Do you really think it's a good idea to mess with us? You have no idea who we are.
 * Possum #2: Doesn't matter, sweetheart. You can't touch us.
 * Icky: She's studied Kung Fu for 20 years, you guys, you do NOT wanna piss her off.
 * Possum #2: Kung Fu, Schmung Fu! We're not afraid of a cute little pussycat like her.
 * Tigress: "That tears it?!"
 * Tigress proceeds to climb the tree, but the Duo escaped into holes!
 * Icky: "Alright you little pests! Come on out! Your under louger arrest for assult of two shell lo-"
 * Milk is squirted into Icky's face!
 * Icky: "BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB?!"
 * Tigress: "What kind of weapon is milk?"
 * Voice from a hole: "It's better then HOTSAUCE?!"
 * Hotsauce is squirted into Tigress!
 * Tigress: "YOW?!" (The two possums laugh) OH, THAT'S IT!!! (Attacks, but they go down the hole and she misses)
 * Possum #1: (Pops out a hole) Nice miss! (Tigress attacks, and he goes back in)
 * Possum #2: (Raspberries at Tigress, and she misses him) HA-HAH, BITCH!!!
 * Tigress: (The possums shoot more pebbles at Icky and Tigress) STOP IT!!!
 * Possum #1: Or what? (Dodges Tigress' attack)
 * Icky: Well, it IS pretty funny seeing your butt getting kicked by two possums 1/4 your size. I see Po isn't the only one that can beat you at everything.
 * Tigress: Just shut up, Icky! (Gets shot with pebbles, and she roars)
 * Icky: "Ok, ya pipsqueaks! No rocks, diary or spicy comdament is gonna-"
 * Dynamite is thrown at them!
 * Tigress: Oh...
 * Icky: ...rats! (The entire perimeter explodes except for the shack)
 * Crane: What the--?!?
 * Iago: Am I hallucinating, or did I just see an explosion?
 * Rainbow Dash: Icky and Tigress must be in trouble! Come on!
 * Twilight: You guys go! I'll handle Salty.
 * Tigress: (Back at the area, Icky and Tigress are covered in ashes, and Tigress gets angry, and roars, missing in every attack no matter how fast she is, and the possums continue to tease her) STOP MOVING, YOU MISCREANTS!!!
 * Possum #2: Miscreants?
 * Icky: Tigress, you do realize they're possums? They're just too fast for you!
 * Tigress: Alright, I've had it! I'm letting them suffocate in their own tunnels! (Pounds dirt into all the holes, and blocks their ways out) Hah! Let's see them scurry out of this! (She missed a hole 2 meters away as the two possums get ready to squirt hot sauce at them)
 * Possum #2: Gotcha, pussycat! (Suddenly, a rainbow flash catches them, and Rainbow Dash smacks the two possums to a tree) OWCH!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: What the hell do you two think you're doing?
 * Icky: Oh, thank goodness you caught them! They were shooting pebbles, milk, and hot sauce at us)
 * Tigress: Now, what do you think we should do with him?
 * Mushu: (Dubbed as Donkey) I say we take Puss' sword, and neuter them! Give them the Bob Barker treatment!
 * Icky: (Everyone looks at him funny)...That's really sick, man!...BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!!!
 * Suddenly, a masked female dragon fly appeared, weilding fire elementall abilities!
 * Icky: "Now what!?"
 * Dragon Fly: "The boss asked us to NOT fool around, you idiots?!"
 * Possum 1: "Hey, was Teddie's idea!?"
 * Teddie (Possum 2): "Was not, Rash?!"
 * Dragon Fly: "(Sighs annoyed). Lucky for you two, I never leave home without an escape plan!"
 * The Dragon Fly drops a smoke bomb!
 * BOOM!
 * Eventally, the smoke clears up, reveiling that the possums and the dragon fly escaped.
 * Tigress: "Rats! They got away!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did they worked for Qui?"
 * Mantis: "They didn't look like villains to me, let alone the kind of guys that worked for DQ. I think maybe they were just some tandrum travelers and the possums were local jerks."
 * Icky: "Well, maybe the freaky fire elemental lady could've been more reasonable if me and Mushu didn't threaten to neuter those dweebs."
 * Mushu: "Well, maybe they were passing through and we came into them inconvenently."
 * Viper: "..... Didn't anyone noticed the weird, firy cobra on the Dragon Fly's shirt?"
 * Icky: "Maybe she just wears it to be cool. Travelers wears the strangest things. Now come on, Twilight's probuly worried. We better ensure her it's not Qui or her friends, just a pair of jerk world travelers that messed with the wrong people at the wrongest of times."
 * Viper: ".... I just can't help but to, feel a familier prencese from those 3?"
 * Crane: "Yeah, I be more concerned about a Psycotic she-dragon about to congure a wolrd of innosent ponies with an army of rouges and villains, then some misfited travelers."
 * Tigress: "Agreed. The sooner I forget about them, the better."
 * As the gang left, the Dragon Fly and the possums, Rash and Teddie, were hidden, watching.
 * Dragon Fly: "Why did you idiots provoked the lougers like that?! Now, the next time they see you, you won't expect to see a warm reception!"
 * Rash: "Teddie started it!"
 * Dragon Fly: "And, you encouraged him?"
 * Teddie: ".... Sorry Fire... Master F is gonna be mad at us."
 * Fire the dragon fly, reveiling herself without her mask: "No, he won't. Not as long as the Sage and Mo Tong are capable to sooth his anger. Just, next time, when we are entrusted to keep watch on Viper and the lougers, no more nonsense. Ok?"
 * The Possums solueted.
 * Fire: "That's more like it. Now, we can still make up for lost ground. We just need to board the ship, districtly. Master wants us to keep on eye on Viper, while he, the sage, and Mo Tong, are able to have a conversation with that Cynder dragon. The sage seems interested to help the dragon to learn her past."
 * Teddie: "But, why are we following those other guys?"
 * Fire: "(Sigh), You know our master still has some, personal feelings about what Viper did back at the Aqua Duct. I am not comfertable about what his plans are, but we obey without question. Come on, let's see if we can stow-away."
 * It is seen that Twilight and her group are about to board, as the strange trio were quick to secretly board without much notice.
 * Cynder: "And that's our situation so far, Riku."
 * Riku: So...why bring me here?
 * Cynder: Because we might need some more help if we're gonna take down these villains. We've already split up to deal with the situation. One team will be heading out to find Discord at his homeland, and the other will be heading for the Tree of Harmony to see if they can do something. As for us, we'll be heading for Celestia's old castle to face Qui.
 * Lord Shen: Do you, by any chance, have a plan? It would be stupid for us to waltz in there without one.
 * Cynder: I know that! And no, I don't have a plan just yet. I just need the time to think of one.
 * Riku: ".... Was Tman involved in this project at somepoint when it wasn't meant for his involvement but the producer allowed it anyway but Tman ended up getting caught up in the fanfics, thus explaining why I'm here? Cause any Kingdom Hearts characters NOT already established Disney Characters don't normally appear in your episodes otherwise."
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, he invited himself into this without the "Interested Tman" stuff, now he desided to only show up for the Climax in light of how busy he became."
 * Riku: "Figures. Does the producer even like Kingdom hearts?"
 * Cynder: "He does, he just didn't intended this series to give Kingdom Hearts THAT much of an influence in the series."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, changing of the topic here. Cynder, am I to assume the reason for this, plan about us splitting up instead of staying as a group to finish this quicker, was for the sake of comfirming if Qui does have a link to your past or not?"
 * Riku: "It's just that, from what I had heard, it's not too hard to figure out."
 * Cynder: "..... Ok, fine. I know if we HAD stayed as a group, Qui would've been stopped sooner. I don't like prolonging this situation for discovering something about myself either, but, I know those visions weren't just made-up like Icky suggested. Qui may've persisted even to this day that she never been to this universe before with Xerxes, and never knew about Xerxes being here before, but if she was lying, or is just too stupidly ignorent to remember, or amnisa, then I have to see if I could find a way to open her eyes."
 * Riku: "Trust me, concidering you almost killed her once, I think she would be too afraid to even be a mile away from you."
 * Cynder: ".... I wouldn't blame her.... Like I'd never blamed people who were afraid of me... Of my past... What, I used to be...."
 * Shen: "Well, this time Cynder. We'll be around to help you discover more about, this history... And to ease you abit if your about to kill her off again."
 * Cynder: "Thanks, Riku.... Father Shen..... It's just...."
 * A mysterious, quiet hissing is heard while the gang was moving on.
 * Cynder: "Other then Qui, I have no other way to learn about my past. Did Xerxes killed my family, and then desided to attack Qui's family? And who's "Quidilan"? And why did QP named her Quidilan?"
 * Lord Shen: "QP could've been off her rocker in power at the time."
 * Cynder: "Still.... I have no way, to learn about myself."
 * ???: "I wouldn't be too sure, about that!"
 * Hissing was heard, as a masked cobra in a cloak appeared!
 * Stranger cobra: "Behold, commen leggers, the awesome, imtimidating might.... OF A SNAKE?!"
 * Cynder: "(Sighs), Look, if your one of Qui's assassins, tell her I'm much more interested in her then any of the shell louge's usual line-up, ok? Wait... I don't think I seen you before."
 * Lord Shen: "And, you would be...?"
 * Stranger Cobra: "Let's just say, I'm sort've, an old friend of Master Viper, of the Jade Palace."
 * Cynder: "Your friends with Viper? Then why do I feel, off vibes about you?"
 * Stranger Cobra: "That's because, your meeting with a stranger, in the midst of a woods infested with who knows what."
 * Riku: "Look, you look like a fun person, uh, snake, to talk to, but, we have business to do here."
 * The others were about to leave, before he interseted them.
 * Stranger Cobra: "What if I say, I know someone other then the local zebra, capable of making an Alicorn potion, in a quick of a flash? You do want to know more about this, "Qui" dragon, do you, Cynder?"
 * Cynder: (Gets surprised)...Yeah?
 * Stranger Cobra: Then I think it would be a much better idea to just come with me than to just have another catastrophic chat with her yourself.
 * Riku: Cynder, should we trust this guy?
 * Cynder: I have no clue. But if he's friends with Viper, then I guess it's okay.
 * Lord Shen: Well, shouldn't we ask Viper about it first so we can confirm if we can trust him?
 * Riku: I've got a cell phone.
 * Lord Shen: She doesn't have one.
 * Riku: Damn!
 * Stranger Cobra: "Now, WHY wouldn't you trust in me? I just admited I know someone who could help comfirm any possable history, didn't I? That's typical of you leggers to mistrust snakes because of our, limbless nature and ability to have venom, and our tendingcy to find mice delcious?! We can't ALL HAVE LEGS AND ARMS AND HANDS AND FEET, NOW CAN WE?! Nature, Evloution, and the devines themselves made us like this, SO GET, USED TO IT, YOU RACEST FUCKS?!"
 * Riku: "...... Wow, sorry if I offended you buddy... Did, you had a problem with stuff like that in the past?"
 * Stranger Cobra: "..... More...... Then you could've ever wonder."
 * Lord Shen: ".... However, you, could just call Icky and THEN ask him to talk to Viper. I heard he has a ipod. I think they can be used as phones at times."
 * Stranger Cobra: "Ok, look! This is a once in your lifetimes offer! The sage can only be in a planet invaded by villains for oh so long! Eventally, she would want to prevent herself from being misused by those with hostile intentions, and that means leaving this planet! Do you want to see here, OR not?"
 * Cynder: "Riku, forget about calling Viper OR Icky! This is too impourent for me! I might never get another chance again! Please!"
 * Lord Shen: We can't just go with strangers. The last few times that happened, it winded up stabbing us in the back. I mean, is that how you became Dark Cynder again? By trusting strangers?
 * Cynder: Well...yeah, but this guy doesn't look much like a deceiver. I say we go with him.
 * Lord Shen: We already agreed to the others that we would go along with this plan, and we can't turn our backs against it.
 * Cynder: Please, Shen! This could be my only chance to find out about Qui. I mean, I don't know what the species she claims to be looks like, but she looks a lot like me in my Avatar form...surprisingly like me.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Well, then we're gonna have to leave you on this one. We need to keep our positions on your plan.
 * Cynder:...Fine. I'll go on my own.... (Tears appear) Some adopted father you turned out to be... And to think, MANG was suppose to be the bad father.
 * Lord Shen: "Cynder, I'm sorry.... But I already made a foul disposition in the lougers enough already because of Shineflare and the misguided desire to make Discord learn a lesson about his life choices, I at least want to show I'm not a disobedient twat also. I am NOT gonna become the Shell Louger eqvilent of that fox Jungie!?"
 * Riku: "Cynder, we just can't go with you... But we're not gonna stop you, or go on without you. We'll wait for you when you learned much as you could about Qui. We owe you that at least."
 * Stranger Cobra: "There's no point in making them do otherwise, child... Best to make the most of it, and follow me. The Sage can only risk being in a dangerious situation like this for so long."
 * Cynder: Okay. Then my decision is made. I'm going with you. I promise you guys I'll be back later. (She goes with the Stranger Cobra)
 * Lord Shen:...Who was that guy?
 * Riku: Beats me. He seems, very sensitive about "Snake Racestisum" though.
 * Stranger Cobra: "Behold, Young Lady Cynder. The Sage, awaits you. I'll be here when your ready to leave."
 * Cynder: "Thank you.... I still don't know your name."
 * Stranger Cobra: "Maybe I'll tell you who I am, maybe not... But let's say, to snakes, I'm considered, to be a lord."
 * Cynder: "Well, thanks away, your majusty."
 * Cynder enters the cave.
 * As she did, A Female, aged Golith Beatle and a Mouse in robings appear.
 * Golith Beatle: "Greetings young child. I am the sage, Lady Su Ming Cao. And this is my talented chimest and potioner, Mu Tong."
 * Mo Tong: "Hey there."
 * Cynder: "Hey. It's an honor to meet you. Your, nameless friend here said you can help me learn about my past?"
 * Mo Tong: "Well would he even bring you here, if she can't otherwise?"
 * Cynder: "... Sorry, I was, just trying to make sure...."
 * Su Ming: Well, I certainly know how to make the Alicorn potion that you desire. But I acquire the ingredients necessary to make one. Some can only be found in the treacherous of places. One of them only able to be found in a place that is too dangerous even for me. That place where those former chaotic beings live. Draconequua.
 * Cynder: You want me to go to the homeland of the Draconequui?
 * Mo Tong: Yes, that's where the rare spitfire flower can be found. VERY essential for the potion.
 * Cynder: "Are serio- (Groans), I'm sorry, but as you, may've known, I'm kinda expected to distract Qui and an army of villains... I, I was hoping you had already made the potion now. It's.... Kinda out of my way."
 * Stranger Cobra: "Well, luckly for you, they also grow in an old battle field that was formerly a regular field of flowers. He was used to test convertion magic and alot of the flowers became spitfire plants, and it was obscured from basicly, everyone, so it was never corrected."
 * Cynder: "Oh I'm SO relieved!"
 * Mo Tong: "Want even more good news? We're at least, a mile by air from here. It's not problem to you, cause, your a dragon."
 * Cynder: "So, aside from a flower, is there anything else?"
 * Su Ming: "Well, we pretty much already gathered the other esstenal ingredients thanks to, our snake friend. I wish I had known about that "Battle field" sooner."
 * Stranger Cobra: "Accsidently encountered the place during a protrol to keep the cave safe. I'll be glad to show you where it is, dragon."
 * Stranger Cobra: "And we're back!"
 * Cynder: "Well, that was quick!"
 * Stranger Cobra: "Well the producer wanted more focus on the flashback scene and doesn't want you to go an a savinger hunt."
 * Cynder: "Well, for once, I appresiate his anti-climatic interventions."
 * Mo Tong takes the flower, places it in a little cauldron and starts mixing the ingredients.
 * Cynder: "I been meaning to, ask... Are you two, from Dreamworks China? Cause, you have some, very chinese features."
 * Mo Tong: Yeah, we come from the DreamWorks China. And we're REALLY happy you chose to come to us for help...(Zips around on Cynder) But you might wanna think about keeping this to yourself.
 * Cynder: Uh...what do you mean?
 * Mo Tong: (Zips around) Well, you're talking to strangers who are offering something controversial when we're only trying to help you, that doesn't look good.
 * Su Ming: He has a point. Many people in our world have accused us of witchcraft, and need to do our deeds in secret.
 * Cynder: Well, two of my teammates know about it already.
 * Su Ming: Then nobody else must know about this.
 * Cynder: Why not? The other Shell Lodgers are trusting and understanding.
 * Mo Tong: Especially that Viper character that nearly ate me last year. I'm just glad she was born with no venomous fangs.
 * Stranger Cobra: ("Then...why did she claim she HAD venom when she pretended to poison the Dragon Warrior? What, did DreamWorks forget that she had no fangs?")
 * Cynder: But keeping secrets is against Shell Lodger protocol. Secondly, Viper didn't say anything about nearly eating a mouse once.
 * Mo Tong: "She didn't mention it cause, she and I never even met. I was testing your mental reflex, and ya passed. But seriously, first rule of this club, don't talk about the club."
 * Cynder: "... You guys aren't, criminals, are you?"
 * Mo Tong: "We're not, but we don't exactly want to be found either way either."
 * Su Ming: "We're not fond of making you do this either, but, we have our, own foes and problems we think we would wish to, avoid for sometime. We don't want our enemies to found out about us through your friends. Don't villains have a tendingcy to spy on you guys?"
 * Cynder: "Just the villain leage, but I don't see why...... Oh......"
 * Mo Tong: "And there you go. If the leage can have eyes on you, so can OUR personal problems! So, we really need you to agree to this."
 * Cynder: ".... Very well.... But I swear, if you guys turn out to be criminals or do anything wrong, I am not gonna promise to remain quiet about this meeting! I made the mistake to help villains once, and if you guys turned out to be villains, I do not want you to complain to me and call me a traitor if I choose my obligations to the lougers over keeping a promise I made with villains!"
 * Su Ming: "And we won't judge you any other way. But we assure you, we're not like the ones of current concern right now."
 * Cynder: Good, then I shall take the potion.
 * Mo Tong: Well, you might wanna be reminded that it can only be activated by Alicorn magic, and no Alicorn is willing to trust the likes of us. Unless...you can try and convince Princess Twilight Sparkle to help you with it.
 * Su Ming: But you have to keep it between you, the Lodgers who know, and Twilight.
 * Cynder: I'll just say I need her help with it, and not mention where I got it.
 * Mo Tong: Good. Just TRY to keep her mind off of figuring out the origin of the potion...Try.
 * Cynder: Alright, I will. Thank you. How long do you think I can get Twilight to help activate it?
 * Su Ming: We have no way of knowing that, but you have to try.
 * Stranger Cobra: Alright, I shall escort you to the peacock and human.
 * Cynder:...Well, can you at least tell me your name while you're on the way?
 * Stranger Cobra:...Fu-Xi.
 * Cynder:...Odd name. Well, I guess you can take me to Canterlot now. (They both leave)
 * The gang entered the shack.
 * Icky: "Yep.... It's your typical sailor's shack alright. I bet Shamus Mcfarty would get along well with Salty."
 * Po snickers!
 * Po: "I still can't help it?!"
 * Twilight: Well, everyone and everypony, I'd like you to meet Ol' Salty Spitoon. (A griffin is seen with an eye-patch, dark brown and white feathers, a pirate-like hairdo, and a crooked beak)
 * Salty: THESE are the landlubbers you want me to take to Draconequua?...(Hardy laughs) They won't last even 10 seconds without being chewed by the scenery...literally.
 * Icky: And who are you to say such a thing? We're the f*****g Shell Lodge Squad!
 * Salty: Have heard of 'ya before, I have. Heard you saved this world countless times in the past.
 * Po: Then you should know what we're capable of.
 * Salty: You bet your big fatass I do.
 * Po: HEY!!!
 * Mantis: Po, let's not get violent, especially in a kid's show.
 * Salty: Yeah, you do NOT wanna tango with me. I've taken down creatures bigger than YOU are.
 * Iago: I hope you're not fond of violence.
 * Salty: Oh, yeah? I'm a griffin, a species in this world that has been known to be bloody killers, especially since my brother works for the Griffin Mafia.
 * Twilight: Yeah, they aren't good to come across in reality, guys. Celestia and Luna have had a hard time dealing with them in the past.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm sure they have.
 * Salty: Are we gonna get sailin' to the mindfuck world, or are we gonna just stand here and pick our noses?
 * Everyone: EWW!!!
 * Twilight: But, no. Let's go.

(Pinkie and several others sing this song) 1 hour later. Everfree Forest Swamp Qui's thrown in old castle. Flashback. Reality. A secret room in the old castle. Qui's court-room.
 * Icky: "Pinkie, WAS THAT EVEN NESSERSARY?!"
 * Pinkie: Hey, what's wrong with a little shanty here or there?
 * Icky: Here or there?!? I don't think Muppet Treasure Island has this much unnecessary shantying!
 * Salty: Hey, I thought it was nice to sing. I mean, what could possibly happen? (A familiar pony face appears behind him)
 * ???: Hi! (Salty shrieks like a girl)
 * Applejack: (Laughs) Relax, Salty! It's just our old friend, Princess Marenia.
 * Marenia: It's been a long time since we last saw each other...And when did Twilight become an Alicorn?
 * Twilight: (Sighs) A LOT of people have to keep track of our adventures, don't they?
 * Marenia: Why?
 * Fluttershy: She became a Princess last year for fixing a spell in one of Starswirl the Bearded's books.
 * Marenia: Really? Even mother had a tough time doing something like that.
 * Mantis: By the way, how has she been doing raising Dead Sea since he was turned into a foal again?
 * Marenia: Well, he's getting friendlier than he was before. He just learned how to swim properly again, and his venom glands won't mature until...well...be becomes 14 again. So, what brings you guys to this side of the ocean?
 * Iago: Well, let me spell it out for you, Flippy, Discord's gotten himself in a tight situation and we're heading to his homeland of Draconequua to find him.
 * Marenia: Really? That place is crazy! Oceanious took me to a waterfall right near Eris Caves when I was young.
 * Twilight: You know where Eris Caves are? Celestia, Luna and Discord had their own spot there during their childhoods. You think you can lead us there later?
 * Marenia: Well, I do know how to get to the place, but it's almost curfew, and it's my turn to babysit Dead Sea. But I should tell you that the place is 18 miles east. Once you find an island shaped like a jungle gym, you've basically made it there.
 * Fluttershy: Thanks for the info.
 * Marenia: Well, I'd better get kicking. I'm here cause I'm visiting from Destiny Islands for a second honeymoon with Derek. Glad to catch up! (Dives back down)
 * Pinkie:...Well, wow! Talk about a cameo.
 * Icky: "Well, at least she explained WHY she got here quickly before she left."
 * Fluttershy: And she was nice enough to give us some directions. That Trident sure cured their distrust quickly.
 * Salty: Well, you heard the merpony, 18 miles east! Smooth sailin' ahead for us! (They sail off)
 * The Boat is attacked by Dragon Seagulls!
 * Icky: "Not even 10 hours in and we're attacked by Seagulls with skales?!"
 * Twilight: "Our luck the villain invadion happened during DRAGON SEAGULL SEASON!?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "ALOT OF BAD THINGS SEEM TO HAPPEN DURING SEASONS OF CERTAIN MONSTERS?!"
 * Salty: "Ah, these birdbrains are nothing! Just give them peanut butter and bob's your uncle!"
 * Pinkie: "But none of us have a uncle named Bob."
 * Salty: "..... The pink one's intelligence is not her strongest ship, be that correct?"
 * Rainbow Dash: You have NO idea.
 * Pinkie: But yes, I have some peanut butter for peanut butter emergencies.
 * Mantis: Really?
 * Pinkie: (Throws multiple blobs of peanut butter at them, and they swoop through the sky catching every glob. They then leave the place)
 * Salty: See? What'd I tell ya'?
 * Icky: "Ok, how can you ponies stand to live in a world crawling with every kind of monster igmaginable!?"
 * Twilight: Well, it wasn't easy in prehistoric times since the Windigo Ice Age was still upon us.
 * Pinkie: The Windigo Ice Age?
 * Tigress: Is that the kind that Clover the Clever ended?
 * Twilight: No, that was long before Clover even existed. It was at a time when the Alicorn Gods were still forming our makeup, and we were currently a smaller pony species called Mesohippus.
 * Icky: You mean that prehistoric horse that lived during the Middle Eocene and Early Oligocene Era?
 * Twilight: In Ice Age worlds, yes. In Equestria, the species was long wiped out by the Windigoes, while some evolved into primitive ponies that had a greater understanding of the Windigoes, and learned to control their anger and frustration. The Windigo Blizzard that happened during the founding of Equestria was a different time period. The point being that while we evolved, we ponies learned how to overcome certain creatures big and small, and even tame them.
 * Baloo: Wow, you ponies are truly lucky.
 * Twilight: Yeah. But even though rumors have speculated that the Mesohippus species has been sighted many times, no such evidence has been found that they're still alive or preserved in ice.
 * Fluttershy: I sure wish we could go back in time to see them.
 * Twilight: Well, we can't because time travel is both dangerous and strict in the series.
 * Salty: You lads might have to hold your conversations, because I see a bizarre island out in the horizon. (They see an island that looks like a jungle gym) It looks like it's 10 miles away.
 * Rainbow Dash: That's it! That's Draconequua! (Flies to the back of the boat, and pushes it at top speed)
 * Salty: WHOAH, TAKE IT EASY, RAINBOW BRIGHT!!! (The boat speeds toward the island)
 * They were unaware that in secret, A spy drone seen the island as well, and proceeds to contact QP.
 * SpongeBob: Good thing Mare-Zan knows where the Tree of Harmony is, otherwise finding it would take forever.
 * Squidward: "But we still have to put with those killer weeds, and who knows what that lives in this forest of a jungle!"
 * Patrick: "Uh... Are we sure Equestia doesn't have bandits here?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Patrick, I think I be more concerned about Monsters and invading villains then some lowly crooks around here!"
 * Patrick: You mean like them? (They see DD300s flying in the skies)
 * March Hare: Those are some ugly birds. (Lasers blast at them)
 * Sir Hiss: AAAARRRGGHHH!!! FLYING SNAKE-EATING RACCOONS WITH LASER BEAM EYES!!! MY WORSE FEARS HAVE BEEN REALIZED!!! (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
 * Gilda: No, pinhead. They're Qui's Destroyer Drones.
 * Shenzi: WET YOURSELVES AND RUN!!!
 * The figure from before sees this.
 * ???: "Darn, I knew I shouldn't stopped from a slushie! Who haves a slushie store in a monster infested forest anyway?"
 * The Figure swooped up, and attacked ath drones!
 * Drone 1: "Alert! Alert! We're under at-"
 * The Figure attacked and killed all of the drones.
 * Banzai: "Hey, uh, you, thanks for the-"
 * The Figure randomly tossed his familier looking weapon at a tree, which reveiled a killed Spy Drone, which dropped, and the Figure collected his weapon.
 * Banzai: "Uh, thanks again?"
 * Shenzi: "Something tells me Qui is more onto us then I hoped."
 * Spongebob: "But that means that- OUR OTHER FRIENDS ARE IN TROUBLE?!"
 * ???: "Don't worry.... I already disposed the drones coming after them, and silenced at least two of the respectable spy drones... Through the one following the group heading for Draconiouus lands is unharmed, currently. I must advise that you had never met me."
 * Spongebob: "Why is th-"
 * The figure jumped up in the air and vanished before Spongebob could finished.
 * Spongebob: "Darn, I didn't get his name."
 * Sandy: "Probuly was some random vigilantie who's happen to be at the right time anyway."
 * The heroes resumed on, as the Figure took off his hood, reveiling familier blue hair of a supposingly evil member of the Xehanort line. Then, she suddenly vanishes.
 * Spongebob: "You think we would ever found out who that guy was?"
 * Sam: "I have my doubts, Spongebob. I have my doubts."
 * Spongebob: "Well let's hope we avoid more-"
 * Spongebob slipped down a slope!
 * Spongebob: "TROUBBLLLLLLLLLE?!"
 * SLASH!?
 * Spongebob was in muddy waters.
 * Spongebob: "I'm a dirty boy."
 * Squidward laughed!
 * Mr. Krabs: "Spongebob, now's not the time to play in the mud boy, we need to get to-"
 * Kaa: "Uh, everyone? Why are those rocks moving?" (Suddenly, groaning is heard)
 * Spyro: Tell me that was Sparx' stomach.
 * Sparx: Oh, sure, my stomach growls are as loud as THAT noise--(Everyone struggles, and from out of the ground, a cragadile appears)
 * SpongeBob: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
 * Trixie: Oh my, God, it's a cragadile!
 * Gilda: I HATE these things!
 * SpongeBob: AAARRRGGHH!!! (Runs away, while everyone else falls off the cragadile, and it chases after him)
 * Sandy: C'mon, he needs our help! (They all run after them)
 * SpongeBob: (Runs across the water, and grabs hold to a tree branch and climbs up, seeing the cragadile submerge into the water) Oh, dear Neptune, that was a close call!
 * Shenzi: (The others arrive right near the swamp) Where'd the rock-monster go, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: He's in the water!
 * Banzai: Oh, boy.
 * Savio: EVERYBODY GET BACK!!! (Pushes the Lodgers out of the way while the cragadile comes out of the water and chomps at the Lodgers)
 * Skipper: GREAT CORN ON A COB!!! That thing nearly took my head off. Rico!
 * Rico: (Hacks out a grenade, and throws it into the water)...(Suddenly, the cragadile comes out with the grenade, and tail whaps it back at the Lodgers)
 * Skipper: Oh, crud! (BOOM!) (Everyone is covered in ashes, and Skipper wheezes) Of course you realize THIS MEANS WAR!!!
 * Kowalski: You HAD to say that, didn't you?
 * Skipper: What? The phrase sounds like an act of war.
 * Private: We've got to save SpongeBob!
 * Banzai: "Hey on the plus-side, at least there's only on-"
 * More Cragadiles appeared.
 * Banzai: ".... Aw, damn it."
 * SpongeBob:...Mommy!
 * Alex: Don't worry, SpongeBob! We're formulating a plan!
 * SpongeBob: I hope it doesn't take long.
 * Patrick: I GOT ONE! (Suddenly, a cragadile attacks the group, and chomps Patrick's head off, scaring all the Lodgers, but Patrick, being a starfish, grows his head back)
 * Kowalski: Wow! I knew starfishes could regenerate, but THAT is weird!
 * Patrick:...OH, SHOOT! I forgot what I was gonna say! (Everyone groans in frustration)...OOH, I GOT ONE!
 * Kowalski: (Notices a tree, and calculates that it's tall enough to reach out to SpongeBob's location) Does it involve using that tree over there as a bridge?
 * Patrick: No, it had something to do with rope, jellyfish, and a picture of Squidward, but your way sounds better.
 * Squidward: "Wait, what the he-"
 * Kolwalski: "NO TIME FOR ILLFATED CUSSING! WE HAVE A SPONGE TO SAVE!?"
 * Boss Wolf: "YEAH?!"
 * Rico: (Hacks out an explosive, and blows the tree to the ground, reaching out to SpongeBob's location)
 * Sandy: GO, SPONGEBOB!!! CROSS THE TREE!!!
 * SpongeBob: Alright, I'll try! (Jumps onto the tree log, and crosses it, but a cragadile bites the trunk in half, causing SpongeBob to catapult into the air, and everything goes in slow motion) WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...! (Makes it to the other side) Yeah, I did it!
 * Skipper: NOW LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! (The others run away, but the cragadiles give chase)
 * Private: The crags are on our tail!!!
 * Sandy: THEN RUN FASTER!!! (But the cragadiles are still gaining on them)
 * Private: (Gulps, then suddenly uses his hyper-cute) BOOSH! (The cragadiles suddenly fall unconscious)
 * Melman:...Wow.
 * Marty: Well, that's one way to deal with a couple of rockadiles!
 * Private: I sure hope I never have to use that move again.
 * Alex: Well, we respect that you swore off using it, but don't you agree it might be used sparingly?
 * Private: No! I don't use it unless necessary.
 * Skipper: Guys, I don't think we have time to talk about cuteness. We have to find that Tree of Harmony, and save it.
 * The gang moves on.
 * The Figure appears again.
 * ???: "Perhaps Axel's judgement on these beings is not incredability misplaced."
 * Qui was growling impathincely as agrueing from her captives held in Plunder Weeds.
 * Shineflare: "If we ever get out of this, I am gonna make a 5000 word speech about WHY Discord deserved to be banished?! He clearly has betrayed us to these, villains!"
 * Pred: "No truer words had been spoken."
 * Sharp-Pay: "Amen."
 * Celestia: "Shineflare please, the report about her machines being reported as failures has already dwindled her pathince, we mustn't provoke her!"
 * Shineflare: "I WOULDN'T GIVE TWO DONKEY BUTTS ABOUT HER PERSONAL DILEMMAS?! We are held hostaged, against, OUR, WILLS?! AND YOU, Alicorns, still wanna justify his latest mess?! He must've, hired these cads to adduct Pred and the others so we would release him back to those fiends!? Why have you, Alicorns been abusing your power to help mythic beasts?!"
 * Nightus: "Hey, WE WEREN'T THE ONES TRYING TO SEND THE SURVIVNG ALICORNS TO THE BANISHED REALMS?!"
 * Shineflare: "I WASN'T REALLY GONNA SEND YOU TO THE BANISHED REALMS?! I was trying to scare you into forsaking your, beast-loving, alien loving attatudes, AND START SEEING THINGS IN OUR PERSPECTIVE?!"
 * Nightus: "....... Really? Cause, that Banished Realms crack, was, kinda the full reason why I even considered firing you... If you had told us earlier-"
 * Shineflare: "YOU TOOK AWAY MY JOB BECAUSE OF A BLUFF?!"
 * Heavenslight: "HOW WERE WE SUPPOSE TO KNOW YOU WERE BLUFFING!? IT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING AN INSANE WORLD CONQUEST MANIAC WOULD SAY?!"
 * Luna: 'It's hard to believe a lost of a speical somepony drove a mare mad. Was this colt that speical?"
 * Shineflare: "SUNNY SKY WASN'T MY ONLY REASON?! (Started to cry alittle.)..... My family weren't always canterlot ponies....... We were slaves once..."
 * The Alicorns and other council ponies gasped!
 * Shineflare: "It was, back when the previous Headmaster was, still in charge, and that, AWFUL, Slave Foundation was still funtioning?!"
 * (Shineflare): "Unicorns have been abused by various Mythic Beasts, but mostly those awful Centaurs and The Griffins! My family served a griffin family named Thr Rockenmocks. They used us to collect diamonds and jewels in mines, and used us like, farming mules. They were abusve, uncaring, greedy, and awful?! Just, AWFUL?! That, I learned to get over..... But then..... Then, THAT, awful day came, when Mr. Rockenmock's son, came home drunk, and became grossingly attracted to me.... I was still a little filly then! He began to, touch me approbeately?! He forced me into a corner and tried to.... I, can't speak of it. I had to defend myself!"
 * Shineflare grabed a sythe with her magic, and decapitated the Rockinmock son!
 * (Shineflare): "I..... felt.... Empowered! I stood up to an oppresser! I first reckinesed powers that brought tyrants and dictators down?! I couldn't stop at just, that pervent?! I made sure the Rockenmocks are wiped from exitence, FOR ETURNITY?!"
 * Filly Shineflare is seen attacking the Rockenmock griffins with her sythe, eventally, leading her to burn down Rockenmock manor!
 * Shineflare started to laugh insanely!
 * (Shineflare): "The Rockenmocks were cruel griffins, even to their own members of their own speices. They were corrupt offitcals and embezzlers, so, I was not arrested from killing them aside of being young. I was kinda hailed as a hero to those beasts.... But I didn't gave a rat's behind. I know the true nature of these beasts. They let me go cause they knew what I was capable off. I was unauctionable as a slave in light of the, questionable course of action, then my family was declaired "Flawwed products", and we were released. My mother made us promise to never speak of this to the ponies of Equestia. I never understood, why though...."
 * Shineflare: "UNTIL TODAY APPEARENTLY?! Equestia appearently loves these mythic monsters, LIKE A WIDESPREAD CASE OF SHOCKHOLM SYNDRONE?! That means thier chances to be raped by griffins, drunken centaurs, sex-lusting muslebrained minotaurs, or to be captured to become slaves or drafted are highly plaseable, because of the alicorns, FORGETING THAT THEY'RE PONIES FIRST, AND MYTHICAL CREATURES, SECOND?! I, worked hard, to ensure, you all remember that. Even as we speak, a poor mare somewhere is probully getting raped by now, by your previous mythic pets?! I almost lost my course of thought when, Sunny came.... I thought.... I was gonna, forgive everything, cause... He was, so inspiring.... Everything, was gonna be perfect...... UNTIL I'M REMINDED OF MY IMPOURENCE, WHEN, A DISGUSTING, MONSTERIOUS, EVIL DRAGON, LIKE THIS RED BITCH, KILLED MY SUNNY SKY, UNDER THE ORDERS OF MALVOLENT FLAMES?! THERE, YOU, MONSTER LOVERS?! (CRIES ALITTLE), ARE YOU SATISFIVED NOW WHY I AM TRYNG SO HARD, TO ACCOMPLESE SUCH EXTREMES, TO PREVENT SITUATIONS LIKE THIS, BECOME AN EVERYDAY BASIS!?"
 * The Alicorns and Council ponies has mouths agaped.
 * Nightus: "....... I'm reconsidering my plan to fire you......"
 * Heavenslight: "You realise the lougers will be mad if you let Shineflare have her job again dispite this being her mistake."
 * Celestia: "That's the thing. Shineflare didn't know Discord had nothing to do with Pred, before or during his capture. It was all a trick a by Qui. We shouldn't be too quick to judge neither Shen, Shineflare, or Discord, for something she did."
 * Nightus: "Good point, but, that's half the reason why I'm giving her job back. She's less dangerious trying to abuse power to make a xenophobic equestia happen then firing here, and turning her into a gender-bender Pred Judu Des! We already have 3 of those, thank you very much! We don't need more!"
 * Luna: "Oh yeah, there's no lying there."
 * Darkness Qui: "WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! I'M TRYING TO THINK?! And who cares if some drunk idiot tried to molest her as a kid?! I never heard a lamer story!"
 * Shineflare: "WITCH?! IF I STILL HAD THAT SYTHE, OR IF PRED JUDU DES WAS FREED, YOU WOULD BE SORRY?! DO YOU HEAR-?!"
 * Qui grabbed Shineflare, the weeds let her go, and Qui proceeded to beat the crud out of Shineflare, to the horror of Celestia, Luna, Nightus, Heavenslight, the council ponies, even to the villains!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "..... Damn......"
 * Celestia: "QUI, STOP IT, PELASE?!"
 * Qui stopped, for now.
 * Qui: "ONE GOOD REASON?! ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDN'T KILL THIS HORSE?!"
 * ???: "Cause you need to preserve your engry for your ineditable battle against the lougers."
 * The same figure, reveiling blue hair, is Saix. The nobody of, currently unclear motivations.
 * Saix: "You would be a bigger fool then her to waste engry on such an unarmed, and unworthy oppendent. Why pointlessly stained yourself in the blood of an unworthy twat like her? It's very beneath you."
 * Qui: "...... And, you are.......?"
 * Cobra: "He's Saix, part of Xehanort's, "special line", and our, "New" Organisation 13, now renamed the Hearts of Darkness.... And, I strongly agree with him. Aren't there, better ways to cool off your temper? You could use Jungie."
 * Jungie: "WHAT?! NO?!"
 * Qui: "..... Is he worth listening too?"
 * Cobra: "Well, more or less. He's a high ranking member of the leage... He's been, acting weird since that that scooby doo zombie island fiasco, he lost his ability to become a, warewolf heartless thing, and uh..... He became, recently odd... But he's still a very creditable member... For the time permiting."
 * Qui: "......."
 * Saix: "Now Qui, it's a very demanding rule not to kill off prisoners unless there's a ransom demand that has failed.... And has there been, a ransom demand?"
 * Qui: ".... Uh, no?"
 * Saix: "Then don't waste your time harming this fool. Place her back in the weeds, and hope you scarred her enough to reckindse your power."
 * Celestia: "... Wow, I didn't know a nobody, especaily that of the Organisation 13, or that of Xehanort's line, being capable of pity, remorse, and mercy!"
 * Saix: ".... Like Mang said.... I might be, alittle odd as of late... But I strongly however, suggest you avoid upseting Qui again. Cuase I don't think I might be able to calm her this time, or if I'm even around if she does get upset."
 * Qui: "D'oh, QP, do I have to?"
 * QP: Well, it wouldn't feel right to just kill her for what she said to you. It seems pointless. Besides, she may prove useful in the mission.
 * Qui: It would?
 * QP: Yes. Do you know how angry the Lodgers might be at her for doing a horrible thing to Discord, allowing Shen to betray the Lodge, and, her interesting backstory? If that's not a perfect alibi for them to kick her butt, I don't know what is.
 * Qui:...(Smiles sinisterly, and chuckles) Alright, Shineflare. I'll spare you. But I have some good use for you. (Puts her back into the Plunder Weeds)
 * Shineflare: And what exactly are you gonna do with me?
 * Qui: Well, why should I tell you THAT? But I CAN tell you that you're NOT gonna like it. When I'm through with you, all of Equestria will have you hanged when they realize that you bluffed everyone in that courtroom, and blackmailed a peacock, and accused Discord of a crime he didn't commit, AND ESPIECALLY if they learned about your Rockenmock massicure!?
 * Shineflare: (Everyone gasps) You wouldn't dare!
 * Qui: I WOULD dare! Just watch what happens. Nobody will forgive you for your actions. NOBODY! (Cackles)
 * Saix sevretly sighed depressingly.
 * Saix thinks: "Not what I intended....."
 * Saix walks away, smiling.
 * Saix thinks: "But as I already know from her memories, her own ignorence and overcompidence will be her downfall.... Hopefully, before Shineflare's further fall from graces."
 * Saix was meditating.
 * ???: "Well how do you like that, Saix?"
 * Suddenly, more familer nobodies from certain kindgom hearts games, Axel among them, appeared.
 * Axel: "Ya got Shiney butt out of the frying pan..."
 * Larxene: "Only to be captured by a bigger frying pan!"
 * Vexen: "You realise alchorse Qui is gonna used the louger's sense of strict morally codes against them and the fool mare for further disadvanaging, and to malmitulate them to possability end her life for her."
 * Demyx: "Uh, tecnecly guys, uh.... Shinelfare, kinda brought it on herself and exposed it herself."
 * Xaldin: "Yes, and Qui was reminded by the machine about it."
 * Zexion: "Still, you could've done a better job to prevent it from being even remotely considered."
 * Luxord: "Oh, what a pitiful tale of woe this silly pony is in! She confess her tale of woe about griffins getting drunk and rapey, and now, she can look forword to a possable beating of death in her future! I'd pay tickets to see that!"
 * Larxene: "I would give a hundred bucks for a private seat!"
 * Axel: "Hey! We're suppose to be good guys now, remember?"
 * Luxord: "Oh now come on, Axel. Being "reformed" doesn't mean you have to give up your best character! Discord, is proof of this!"
 * Lexaeus: "But look where Discord's unconventional reformed nature has gotten him into... It made him diffitcult to trust."
 * Marluxia: "Well.... It's not like he would've earned their trust either way. His controverseal history, and although brief involvement with the leage, naterolly, would still be too daunting to ignor, like Larxene's comments, or Luxord's addatude and childesh pranks."
 * Zexion: "And Xigbar is still not exactly on our side yet. He's not yet, ready, to forsake true involvement and willingness to help Xehanort yet. Perhaps this ineditable failure of the Qui dragon should correct this. Xigbar is clearly growing impathent."
 * Axel: "But first things first.... Are the leagers, and, everyone else but us, still ignorent of Xehanort's true dark plan, and our plan to pull the plug?"
 * Saix: "(Sighs depressingly)... Depressingly, still. My covert "intervetion" against Qui's robots, was successful. I had a close call on the robots about to attack the heroes entrusted to help the tree, but fortunatly, neither of them suspected something, nor they got a good look of me. Helped that I was hooded, cause for some reason, they didn't even reckinised my voice.... Though, as strange it is for a nobody to say this.... I am... regretful, for the Shineflare pony... for her past troubles, and the troubles, I tecnecally caused her to be in."
 * Axel: "It wasn't your fault... Fully... It was an event that possability couldn't be avoided either way... Your just lucky Xehanort, our former superior, his heartless, mini him, and those freaks of his are staying at casa de leager too busy planning that "Great Cycle" garbage while laughing knowing Qui's latest plan, is gonna be a dishastor for her."
 * Saix: "Remind me again Axel.... Why must we leave every hero, and villains, in the dark about Xehanort's true intentions?"
 * Larxene: "Oh, 3 simple reasons: 1: The heroes hated us for playing bad guy. 2: Xheanny's too popular with Mirage about his false plans to bring darkspawn back and reigniting a second clash that is really to never come to take ANYONE'S opition otherwise, and 3: We're suppose to do this, in secret until it's time."
 * Axel: "And don't worry too much about Shineflare... I suspect a particular louger ally will, savatosh Qui's garden and current control over his captives soon enough... He likes to be, fastionably late though...."
 * Marluxia: "Anyway. Have you any other reports?"
 * Saix: "..... I heard rumors that Qui's planning to corrupt Discord's parents and spieces soon.... and if that happens..."
 * Larxene: "It's bye-bye harmony, HELL-LO choas and destruction!"
 * Axel: "Not much we can do here... All we have to do, is see once again, for the lougers to surprise us again."
 * Vexen: "In that case, YOU better know what you're doing, Axel. Cause it doesn't look like a task, even THEY are suited for."
 * Axel: "Then you, are gonna amazed with jaws agaped, and I'll there to pick it up for you."
 * Qui: "ATTENTION, VILLAINS?! DO I HAVE A PLAN FOR YOU?! AND IT CONCERNS, THE REST OF DISCORD'S RACE, AND HIS ROYAL PARENTS!?"
 * Villains: "It does?"
 * Qui: That's right. We're going...TO DRACONEQUUA!
 * Cobra: You mean Discord's homeland that I bothered never to go to? Heh, I guess I wouldn't mind paying his parents a visit. I heard they are very concerned about Discord's antics. Though I still have no clue if his brother that I have completely no idea about would be useful to us.
 * Qui: Who cares about his brother? I don't. When we're done with Discord's race, I'm sure he'll be satisfied considering he's the one who turned Discord evil in the first place.
 * Dr. Nefarious: So what you're saying is that...we're gonna corrupt all the Draconequui that live there?
 * Junjie: Are you out of your dragon brain?
 * Qui: It's Zewinsaur, thank you very much. And no, I'm not out of my mind. Why?
 * Cobra: It would take a lifetime supply of corruption powder to corrupt the whole island. Do you have ANY idea how hard it is to make the stuff?
 * Qui: That won't be nessersary... Thanks to, a friend who warned me about the plan concerning Loogar was gonna be a failure, I had relearned corruption magic, and it's STRONGER THEN EVER?! I could corrupt half a planet with these powers?!
 * Cobra: "Is it gonna be enough for an island of insanity?"
 * Celisus: "It's as safe an asssumion as an early prediction of a baby's gender.
 * Qui: Narcotic, ready our giant ship! We're gonna pay the Draconequui an unpaid visit. (Chuckles)
 * Cobra: "Saix! May I have a request?"
 * Saix appeared.
 * Saix: "You called Mang?"
 * Cobra: "I want you to watch over the prisoners while the rest of us, take mary holiday in Discord's, homelands."
 * Hades: "Ohh, sucks to be you, Saixy, you have to do prisoner baby sitting!"
 * Siax: "..... Do you want me to tell Xehanort you disrespected a member of his line, provoking him to punish you, severely?"
 * Hades: "..... I, didn't say anything for you to do that! (Nerviously laughs), Hey, put up a good word for me for him, and blow this all thing over huh?"
 * Saix: "That's what I thought.... Enjoy your trip..."

Chapter 5: The Corruption of the Draconequus Race/Discord's conquest of Equestia, through a song from Prince of Eyget/Saldaron to the Rescue and the Cooper Gang's Plunder Weed Hiest
Draconequua A Draconquui town. (Suddenly, a welcoming commettie sing THIS song happens!)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Salty's ship finally makes it to Draconequua, and Rainbow Dash pants in exhaustion, and falls head-first into the shore)
 * Icky: Get your head out of the dirty water, Dashie!
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry! I'm just pooped!
 * Twilight: But at least we made it. (Sees that color-swirled trees are blocking the view of the land)...
 * Pinkie: OOH, pretty colors!
 * Bagheera: Alright, let's get moving. Discord's not gonna find himself, you know.
 * Icky: "It's like we revisited toontown.... So, where is everyone?"

Draconequui Castle Ponville. Draconequua Castle Salty's Ship Where Cynder's group is.
 * Po: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!
 * Twilight: This...this is exactly like Discord's chaotic world...only bigger.
 * Pinkie: HOLY EQUESTRIA, LOOK HOW MANY SWEETS THIS PLACE HAS! (Bites into a soft pretzel in the ground) DELICIOUS!!!
 * ???: HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! (Another Draconequus arrives) Welcome to Draconequua!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's about time I saw another Draconequus other than Discord.
 * Twilight: Hello.
 * Draconequus: What brings you friendly bunch here to the craziest place in Equestria?
 * Fluttershy: Well, you wouldn't happen to see a Draconequus named Discord arriving here, have you?
 * Draconequus: You mean the king and queen's evil son that was reformed? Not that I know of. Perhaps you should see King Wacky and Queen Pranks.
 * Icky: "Thanks for the tip, Mr..."
 * Draconequus: Lucky.
 * Icky: Lucky.
 * Twilight: Say, would you also happen to know where Eris Caves could be?
 * Lucky: Oh, sure. That place has great history. It was the sight of a Chaos War battle, and others say it's where Princess Celestia, Luna, and Discord hung out when they were little. I seen where they stayed, it was beautiful. It hadn't even changed a bit...Hey, I know that yellow pony. You're Fluttershy, the pony who reformed Discord.
 * Fluttershy: Yeah. You know me?
 * Lucky: Who doesn't know you? All of Draconequua knows about you for reforming the king and queen's son.
 * Shifu: And you're saying you've never seen Discord here?
 * Lucky: Nope.
 * Bagheera: Well, I guess we should head to the castle where Discord's parents live.
 * Applejack: Let's just hope in our guts that they're not as obnoxious as Discord.
 * (The castle is large, and composed of blocks, bricks, plants, and other stuff. Inside, we see two Draconequui, one sitting in his throne, and the other pacing the floor. These were Discord's parents, King Wacky and Queen Pranks)
 * King Wacky: (Groans frustratedly)...This is so aggravating. How couldn't we have seen this coming?
 * Queen Pranks: I don't know, Wacky. We all know how Discord has begun acting since Mayhem turned him evil, but things work out in the end.
 * King Wacky: "Not from what I heard! Discord is already porsicuted for that plunderweed mess as we speak! This is an international insodent in the making?!"
 * ???: "Oh, trust me, THAT'S nothing compaired what happened next?!"
 * Wacky and Pranks see Qui, Celius, Narcotic, and QP coming out of the shadows with Discord.
 * King Wacky: "Son! Your here! But why? Don't you know council placed you on probation?"
 * Qui: "That's, the problem, I'm afraid."
 * Pranks has a funny feeling about Qui, and gave her a suspicious look.
 * Queen Pranks: "And, you are....?"
 * Qui: "Just a concerned friend, your eligance. And I don't think your gonna like what the ponies had done to your son in retailiation, for a weed infestation no less!"
 * King Wacky: "What happened?"
 * Discord: "THOSE UNGRATEFUL JERKS BOOTED ME OUT FOR THE PLUNDER WEEDS, COSTING THEM THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY, AND BLAMING ME FOR CAUSING PRED JUDU DES TO DISAPPEAR EVEN WHEN I WAS PRACTICLY CHAINED LIKE A DOG?!"
 * Pranks and Wacky gasped!
 * Qui: "Surely, you must be upset that the Alicorns, even Discord's reformer, had carelessly, CARELESSLY, allowed this to go without even so much as a minor intervention! And your not gonna let them get away with this, (Secretly uses corruption magic behind her back) are you?" (The spell hypnotizes Wacky and Pranks)
 * Wacky: (Corrupted) I don't think so!
 * Pranks: (Corrupted) Those ungrateful jerks!
 * Wacky: That does it. I'm declaring war on those ponies as of now for their untrustworthiness, and uncaring act!
 * Qui: Wise decision.
 * Wacky: "My queen, what was our family thinking adopting into this, nonsense?! It's time to re-embrace Tyranny's path of chaos, and do what the Kinya beings intended us for!? Turn this planet into a world of choas?!"
 * Discord: "And, I'm, commandering it....."
 * Lightning and Mare-zan were on guard, but as they were, music started to play, as a plauge of frogs, rodents, locusts, Parasprites, mutant angry, destructive animals, dancing bison, cotton candy chocolate milk rain, followed by surreal crazyness, as this music plays, while this is being watched by Qui, Celius, Narcotic, Cobra, Mirage, the Villain Leage Grand Council, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious, who are enjoying the reaping of their work.
 * Black Kat sees this!
 * Black Kat: "What's going on?! Why are our people doing this?"
 * ???: Beautiful, isn't it? (Discord appears) My kind has been angered by the ponies' actions against me, they declared war on us again. And I couldn't be happier.
 * Black Kat: Your parents declared war on Equestria?!? What kind of insane person would make them do that?!?
 * Discord: Well, let's just say someone helped me get payback.
 * Black Kat:...Discord, is something wrong? You're different than the Discord I knew.
 * Discord: Well, I'm now looking to the positive side of things. The ponies didn't care about me from the beginning. Nopony did.
 * Black Kat: Okay, Discord, there's something seriously wrong with you. You're not yourself anymore! Something's fishy going on here, and I'm gonna find out what! (Teleports away)
 * Discord:...(Scoffs) Who cares about her, I've got some payback to wreak. (Teleports away)
 * Qui: (Laughs with the other villains) This just gets better and better. Ponies are gonna be even more angry at not just Discord, but his entire race. Conflicts will ensue, and we'll be the scourge of Equestria!
 * Dr. Nefarious: There's no 'we', lady! We're STILL not joining forces. Corrupting these chaotic squishes is a, nice capability, but not so much I deside to forsake my own plans to play nice with these two jokers and their followers?!
 * Qui: Well, I guess you need more, convincing. I have one more glorious plan that'll most likely convince you yet. (They all teleport away)
 * Twilight: (Appears at the castle entrance where two Draconequui guards are seen) Uh, excuse me?
 * Draconequui guard #1: Your kind isn't welcome around here anymore.
 * Icky: What do you mean 'not welcome around here'?
 * Draconequui #2 guard: We know that your kind shunned Discord for a harmless accident, and cannot be forgiven for it. Therefore, your kind isn't allowed on this land.
 * Iago: AW, C'MON, MAN!!!
 * Twilight: Qui must've gotten to the king and queen before we did.
 * Tigress: "I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T HAVE STOPPED FOR SLUSHES, PO?!"
 * Shifu: "Why would they even serve slushes in a land of choas?!"
 * Po: "....Sorry."
 * Icky: "Everyone wanna assume Qui already has gotten to Discord as well?"
 * Twilight: "No! There is still hope for him!"
 * Icky: "The Villain Leage's latest tweet in their twitter account said "Qui has corrupted Draconquui race into delcairing war. Still no villain allience, LOLZ."... Well, we're ka-junked."
 * Twilight: "......We..... We failed?"
 * Po: "Well, we can always join in with the lougers going to save the tree of harmony."
 * Icky: "But first, let's warned them that Equestia's even more fucked then already."
 * Icky dails his Iphone.
 * Icky: "Hello? Cynder? Yeah, crap news. Turns out, Qui may've already long had Discord, and beaten us to the King and Queen of the Draconquui, and chances are, we're even more fucked in the ass already, and we're gonna joined Spongebob in saving the harmony tree. Kay bye."
 * Icky turns off the phone.
 * Icky: "And chances are, Cynder is gonna have a nasty reaction to this in 3, 2, 1....."
 * Icky quickly puts on earmuffs!
 * Cynder: (Heard from Draconequua) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Darkness Qui: (In Old Castle) What the hell was that?!?
 * Celsius: I have NO idea!
 * Twilight: Well, I guess we're gonna have to let Salty know that we're teleporting back to Equestria so he doesn't get angry. (Shrugs) There goes my chance to check out Eris Caves.
 * Applejack: You'll get the chance, sugar-cube. You'll get the chance.
 * Twilight: I hope so. I don't want another Chaos War coming into the spotlight. (Teleports herself and the group away from the castle)
 * Salty: (Twilight and the group teleport to him) AARRGGHH!!!...Geez, your highness, don't scare me like that.
 * Rainbow Dash: We just want you to know we don't need you anymore. You're free to go back to your shack, because things have officially gotten worse for us.
 * Salty: What makes you think that? (The ocean suddenly turns pink and purple, and the fish become larger and sprout bat wings)...Oh.... No further questions....
 * Fluttershy: You think you can get home even with the chaotic oceans attacking you?
 * Salty: HAH, are you kiddin'? I've knocked out a dragon using nothing more than a spoon. So taking care of myself is as easy as pie.
 * Twilight: Well, thanks for your help, anyway.
 * Salty: My pleasure. Cheerio! (Sails out to the chaotic ocean)
 * Twilight:...Let's go! (The group teleports out of the area)
 * This was seen by a left behind Rash and Teddie, and Fire.
 * Rash: "Aw man, things are going bad?!"
 * Teddie: "AND WE'RE STUCK, in the land of angry choas makers?! We're done for?!"
 * ???: "I wouldn't be too sure about that."
 * Fu-Xi in his disguise appears.
 * Fu-Xi: "The Sage said it's time to leave. The Squid is really gonna hit the fan at this rate! Would be FAR to dangerious even for ME to stick around for long!"
 * Rash: "THEN GET US OUT OF HERE MAN?!"
 * Fire: "We promise to resume our observing on Viper in better times, master."
 * Fu-Xi: Good. I already gave the purple dragon's companion an Alicorn potion for her to learn her past, but she needs to convince Twilight to help her activate it.... Hopefully, after she calms down from a possable tirade.
 * Cynder was breathing heavly!
 * Cynder: "OF ALL THE DIRTY TRICKS FOR A VILLAIN TO DO, THIS IS WHAT SHE DOES?!? ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT! WHEN I SEE TWILIGHT, I AM GONNA FORCE HER TO ACTIVATE THIS POTION SO I CAN FIND OUT WHAT MADE HER SO EVIL! I AM GONNA GIVE THAT QUI BASTARD- Uh, I mean, QUI BITCH, A PIECE OF MY MIND!!! (Screams, and pants heavily)...(Calms down) Okay, maybe I'm going too far."
 * Riku: Yeah, for God's sake, that was a little overplay.
 * Lord Shen: Even MY temper-tantrums aren't that crazy.
 * Cynder: "But seriously, she crossed a personal line! She messed with Discord's ability to reformed!? Now no one will truly give him a chance!"
 * Lord Shen: "... You mean, like that wasn't already happening before?"
 * Cynder:...I will make her pay for this!
 * Riku: Cynder, calm down! Do we really have to resort to violence just because Qui would easily ruin Discord's life by turning his own kind against Equestria?
 * Cynder: Well, it's bad enough she made Lord Shen look like a traitor to us! Now she made Discord's entire race look bad. That's WAY too far, even for her!
 * Lord Shen: Well, isn't that the definition of 'evil'?
 * Cynder: But this is beyond evil! That's what I call barbaric. (Suddenly goes into her dark form) HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO SUCH AN INNOCENT PERSON WHO WAS WRONGED THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO?!? I THOUGHT FOR ONCE SHE WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS, BUT AFTER THIS UNFORGIVABLE ACT, I WANT TO MAKE SURE SHE BURNS IN HELL!!!
 * Lord Shen: ".... Didn't you said that when she cheated us out of destroying QP for good?"
 * Cynder: "THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT!? I wish I knew a way to bring due punishment to Qui?!"
 * ???: Then maybe I should help.
 * Riku, Shen, and Cynder: "Huh?" (A familiar Nega-Cheshire Cat appears in front of them)
 * Saldaron: Greetings, Cynder. (Cynder exits her dark form)
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Not YOU again.
 * Riku: Aren't you the Nega-Cheshire Cat that appeared to us a couple of times before? What's his name, Salvaron, or something?
 * Cynder: Saldaron. He's the American McGee's version of the Cheshire Cat from those sadistic video games.
 * Lord Shen: And rather creepy-looking for a god-like feline.
 * Cynder: At least he wasn't as much of a jerk as the Cheshire Cat from the Disney Wonderland.
 * Saldaron: Yes, that version of me was much of a jerk to me as well, framing me for crimes a couple of times, but that is beside the point. I have come to aid Cynder in stopping Qui for her crimes against this world.
 * Cynder: You want to help me?
 * Saldaron: But I must warn you first. This Qui person isn't the wicked dark-hearted dragon you knew her to be. You must actually watch the words you say, for they can mold you into a person you're not. Cruel punishment isn't the way to make her pay for making Discord's race look bad, and you know it as well as I do.
 * Cynder:...(Sighs) You're right. Why should I go too far with the punishment I wish to bring to her? But, how do you want to be of help to me?
 * Lord Shen: And it better be good!
 * Cynder: "Shen, why are you so distrustful all of the sudden?"
 * Lord Shen: "It's not that I don't trust him, it's just, one, he's, kinda a darkspawn in some ways, I mean, I know he willfully betrayed the darkspawn brotherhood in exchange for a cushy timelord job, and two, he seriously weirds me out with that abnormal smile."
 * Saldaron: "Perhaps I am not the "conventional" good guy, but I am of pure intentions none of the less. I promise you I never had true desires nor enjoyment of being a tasteless demon of darkness, and I certenly don't wish to see the likes of Malefor running amok again."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, fine! What is it that you offer?"
 * Saldaron: "Two things: My survices to slightly alter time in a paradox free manor, with prior approveal from the time council a few chapters prior alcorse, and, a bit of a secret to share concerning your, Avatar ability, but it comes with a warning."
 * Cynder: "Tell me."
 * Saldaron: If you desire to, have Qui properly, finished, channel enough of your avatar engry to become, an Inner Avatar.... But Cynder, if you choose to enter your inner avatar state to stop Darkness Qui's plan and banish her to the Realm of Darkness, you too shall become apart of the Dark Realm too, just as your partner, Riku had once been.
 * Cynder: "..... A grim risk...... But what choice do I have?"
 * Riku and Shen: "WHAT?!"
 * Saldoron: "Well again, I don't have much ability to alter your fate, directly, and I am certainly not gonna bother to change your mind, but sometimes, the future is not always what we expect it to be. You may or may not banish Qui as you hope, and maybe the darkness resident threat may not even happen. I can't say for sure, cause the oblegations of a time lord is restricting on such matters."
 * Flotsam and Jetsam: "Yes, very restricting...."
 * Lord Shen: ".... I'm still weird out by the fact you desided to turn those eels of ursula into your servents, that further adds to your creepyness."
 * Saldoron: "True, but they're great at keeping an, "eye", on things."
 * Saldoron and the eels laughed as they vanished.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Like I said before.... Creep.... Pee!"
 * Cynder: "I know what I must do now, even if it's at the cost of my own life..... Shen, Riku, if things were to go like Saldoron said, please tell Spyro.... I thought he was always cute in purple."
 * Riku: "Ok, before we go THAT ROUTE, let's agree to do, that, as a last resort if Qui doesn't deside to turn tail and run! Remember her attempt to destroy love and how much of a chicken she became because you went Avatar? It obviously doesn't take TOO much to stop her!"
 * Cynder: ".... I was just saying "If". I already know Qui isn't exactly, brave when things are not desireable for her, but in this case, in light that she's almost winning, she might not be so willing to back down, and I'm worried turning Discord's people against Equestia is just the beginning, she may have an even darker plan for the tree of harmony, I can feel it. Why else would she have the villains in an old, dusty castle, and not hide out in Canterlot?"
 * Lord Shen: "You mean aside the fact they didn't want to deal with revolting ponies? I mean like in, continuious revolutions, I mean."
 * Cynder:...Well...(Notices the Alicorn potion)...yeah, but I think I shouldn't get myself through the thing I swore to never go back to: Darkness. I should try this Alicorn potion first. If Qui really IS part of my past, then I can't risk having her banished before I find out she is. I have to find Twilight first.