Darkness Qui's Last Stand

Darkness Qui's Last Stand is the 24th Episode in the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. With all her plans to united the villain teams from beginning to end destroyed, and dealing with the ultimate pain of discovering that she's not what she believed herself to be, Darkness Qui is still unnaturally depressed, and has forsaken any plans to bring the Villains Act back through uniting the villain teams together since it was not what she was meant to do. Now she is under the protection of her 'father' Eagle-Beak, as well as Sing Jin Sue, the broken-out Hank, Anima, Batula, Loogar, Sting'nBite and the resurrected Xerxes XX and his forces. They, along with Narcotic, Celisus and QP, have created armies upon armies of Qui Drones and set magical and technological defenses around the Pyramid to protect it from the upcoming crusades of the High Council/AUU Grand Council Alliance, the finest heroes of both UUniverses, The Villain League, The Scourge Imperials, Team Nefarious, a VA-inspired reminant group, and the Mafia Alliance who have sent an army of deadly mercenaries lead by the notorious Crangor the Merciless. All of these people have different needs for Qui, yet because of the League delaying the Shell Lodgers with Freddy Fried Khicken, Mang unknowingly just open the floodgates of a new world of trouble, in which that is giving the Deserta Bandits' leader, Scor-Pan, the opportunity he had been waiting for. After a close-call, Scor-Pan told Qui that the pyramid she used as her hideout actually belonged to a powerful priestlord named Amutt, who had been sealed up along with his family and the mummy army he created after he foreseen a prophecy that a scarlet dragon would come and help him bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses by conquest. Given a new purpose, Qui agrees to find Amutt and fulfill this prophecy. She awakens Amutt and his undead army and begin their plans. This scared off the crusading heroes and villains, and Qui and Amutt set forth the path of conquest. The armies began to attack the Dragon Realms at the exact moment the Lodgers defeated Freddy, and hope quickly becomes lost. Cynder then decides that she must confront Qui and finally beat her off of the insanity Amutt encouraged on her. But in trying to do so, she constantly gets more visions in her head reminding her of her past with her, causing her to question more and more where she came from, who she was, and what she could possibly become. Can Cynder be able to top Qui once more, and be able to stop a supposely unstoppable new age?

Transcript
Intro (The Mummy Main Theme)

Chapter 1: The Deserta Crusades
Deserta, After Qui's Last Defeat Outside the Pyrimid. 5 hours later. Oasis. The Pyrimid. Vision Present Darkness Qui's Room
 * Qui was alone and crying on her throwne.
 * Eagle-Beak walked in.
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... Quidilin?"
 * Darkness Qui: "..... What do you want?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "....... I brought someone to, repent his mistakes with you. He insists that he was just as much a puppet to them as you were... He means his sincereiest regrets."
 * Darkness Qui: "Who?"
 * ???: "Your grace.... I'm, truely sorry for this."
 * A familier Salamander Figure stood next to Eagle-Beak.
 * ???: "I want to give you, a powerful apology gift. With the Professor's help, I was able to require your great machine, and already, my magicly reserected forces are rebuilding your great behenmoth, to protect you from those that now seek your power. Your among true friends, Qui."
 * Darknes Qui: "...... Xe?"
 * The music gets dramatic as the figure reveils himself as Xerxes.
 * Xerxes: ".... Yes, Qui..... It's me...."
 * Darkness Qui's sadness turns into quick anger!
 * Darkness Qui: "YOU BASTURD?! WHY DID YOU HELPED THOSE, MONSTERS TAKE AWAY MY FAMILY?! WHY?!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please, I didn't know any better at the time, I was so blinded by the loss of my own family that, it allowed those unrightious basturds to control me, I-"
 * Darkness Qui jumped from her throwne, charging and roaring at Xerxes!
 * Xerxes: "QUI, PLEASE, WAIT!"
 * Darkness Qui: (Grabs him by the throat)...WHY THE HELL DID EAGLE-BEAK EVEN RESURRECT YOU?!? You're nothing to me anymore! THE WHOLE VILLAINS ACT MEANS NOTHING TO ME ANYMORE!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, you put Xerxes back down this instant!
 * Sgt. Crush: Yes, or do I have to bring out my disintegration rifles on you? (Takes out a disintegration rifle)
 * Eagle-Beak: (Slaps Crush) IDIOT! I said no violence on Qui! Qui, please, just put him down! He just came to apologize.
 * Darkness Qui: Apology NOT accepted! He's a Villains Act villain, and he deserves to be as DEAD as it!
 * Eagle-Beak: (Immobilizes Qui and she lets go of Xerxes as he gasps for air)...Look, Qui, I know discovering your true origins are a lot to take in, but you need to step up. You can still do great things in the villain community.
 * Darkness Qui: I don't think I was MEANT to be a villain, Mr. Eagle-Beak--
 * Eagle-Beak: Please, call me father.
 * Qui: YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER!!! YOU'RE JUST SOMEONE WHO USED ME!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: I was going to raise you to be a hero, Qui! I didn't wanted you to become a villain either. You only became a villain because we were both separated. I became a villain because I lost you, AND I only wanted to protect Equestria from Nightmare Moon! I thought nopony else besides Celestia could be powerful enough to defeat her. And she might not even be enough!
 * Qui: Well, you wasted your time! I could've been given a greater purpose in the Dragon Realms. Where did you even find my egg, anyway?
 * Eagle-Beak: THAT'S your biggest question? I found you as a surviving egg in a home destroyed by the planets native warmongering apes! I adopted you. I gave you all the love I could give to you. You enjoyed being loved. I knew you were destined for great things.
 * Darkness Qui: So you want me to be a hero now? After you said I could do better in the VILLAIN community?
 * Eagle-Beak: I didn't say that, did I? The world broke us apart! They dared to interfere with our happy lives. That's why I'm asking you to join me in my quest for revenge.
 * Darkness Qui: NEVER! I don't care how much love you gave me, I've moved on! I found a life that was just as good as the one you would've given me. And I preferred it far better than being told that I was a prodigy. I don't WANT to be by your side. Especially since you're evil! I'm never doing evil, not now, not ever again!
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, please, I'm sure we can figure this out.
 * Darkness Qui: Forget it! I've already spoken! Just get out of here!
 * Xerxes: But... What will you do, your grace? Everyone knows where you're hiding, and there's a good chance that the heroes aren't the only ones who are after you. Eagle-Beak here admitted you were a legendary breed of these universes versons of Zewinsaurs in front of a live camera footage. The entire UUniverses know you're a legendary breed! The villains you tried to unite are going to go nuts looking for you!
 * Darkness Qui: The drones can protect me! Especially the G-50 NovaTitan. Much appreciated that you retrieved it for me, but that doesn't change anything. I made an oath not to do evil again, and I'm sure as hell going to keep it!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Qui, please! The Villain teams have armies that can reduse the drones into nothing! Even this, Nova Titan will be destroyed by a leage monstrosity or some death ray from Nefarious! You need us more then ever!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please... I'm sorry for everything, I'm truely am. I.... I know what it feels like to have your family unfairly taken from you for a stupid reason! The Secret Founders malmitulated the Sea Squrils to actselly get upset their old water broke from one of my parents' pranks! Now, as much of a historic landmark it as, it wasn't usually THAT big of a deal the stupid thing broke! Heck, the tower has an infamous history of just breaking apart out of nowhere or cause of a stupid ship accsident! WHY, was my parents' prank any different!? But I'm off track. Qui, my beloved, please. By all means, forsaken the Villains Act like I had proudly did, and you don't have to enjoy the dark path anymore, but please.... The Light path will never forgive us for our actions. Redemption at this point is.... Beyond impossable. We're.... We're the closet to people that'll ever be able to accept you."
 * Darkness Qui: "I DON'T CARE!? LEAVE, ME, ALONE?!"
 * Darkness Qui flew away from Eagle-Beak and Xerxes, perching herself on a statue.
 * Xerxes: ".... Qui! There's something I wanted to give to you for a long time now! I, was gonna give it to you after I had seen through my blind ambitions to destroy the sea squirls, but... That is no longer my path. Qui.... (Bings out a small black box, and reveils a beautiful jeweled alternate ring)..."
 * Qui looked to see what Xerxes was holding, and driven by curiousity, flew back down from the statue and landed where Xerxes was.
 * Xerxes: "..... Qui, your the most beautiful creature of, any, united universes. This Universe, the Universe I came from, any other possable universes. Uh, there were gonna be alot of lines related to the Villains Act, but, I have to cut them out for obvious reasons.... Qui, will you, embrace my hand in marriage?"
 * Darkness Qui was both touched but... Was too sadden by certain events to accept.
 * Darkness Qui: "...... I can't...... I just.... Can't......"
 * Xerxes looked as if he's heart-broken.
 * Darkness Qui then turned away from him.
 * Darkness Qui: "Both of you, just, please..... Leave."
 * Xerxes stared sadly, and began to shed tears.
 * Eagle-Beak comferted Xerxes.
 * Eagle-Beak: "It's, best to leave her be. She needs time to think her life over."
 * Eagle-beak leads Xerxes, Xu Boom and a disappointed Sargent Crush away.
 * Celisus and Narcotic were watching in sadness.
 * Celisus: "... Come on, you virus collecting knuckle-head, let's spare Qui of our own presence."
 * Narcotic: "But, I wanted to tell her that I don't blame her for freaking out."
 * Celisus: "It'll have to be under better circumstances.... Now come on, let's just leave."
 * The two left.
 * QP was the only one who wasn't leaving, and entered to confront Qui.
 * QP: ".... Quidilen.... I'm sorry for not telling you this sooner. I wasn't able to break free of the protocals until now. Please. By all means, have remorse for the violence you commited. But please.... The Heroes will never forgive us for what we did.... We're nothing but outcasts now.... We only have eachother now... Quidilen. I want to see you more then just a partner.... I want to see you.... As a friend....."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... You, tried to kill me back in that cyberconnected park...."
 * QP: "Ugh, THAT was because you used to be a glory-hogging idiot back then?! And from being corrupted by getting too much vast knowledge from Dino Comp. Look, point is, we both changed since then! Your far from the same idiot, and I'm far from.... Being entirely murderious. Quidlilen, please. Don't hate us for what the Founders did.... And don't reject Xerxes for being just as much as victim to them as you are. Those basturds, took his parents through turning the sea squirls into idiots! By all means, be mad at THEM! But don't reject him for this.... Qui.... Give us a chance."
 * Darkness Qui: "QP, just LEAVE ME alone, and bother someone else?! GO?!"
 * QP: "..... (Sigh)..... As you ordered, Quidilen...."
 * QP walked away.
 * Darkness Qui sighed sadly, and left her throwne.
 * Darkness Qui left the Pyrimid as Metavincemanders that served Xerxes began building a generator.
 * Darkness Qui flew off and headed for a near-by oasis to be by herself.
 * Darkness Qui came to the water's edge, laid down and began to cry.
 * Philomena sees this and flew off.
 * Eagle-Beak was with the recently freed by his Magic, Hank, Anima, Batula, Loogar, and Commander Sting'nBite.
 * Eagle-Beak: "I have recruited you all because you all at some point fought in the same side as Quidilen."
 * Loogar: "Ok, so, again.... Qui was actselly a genecticly altered adopted daughter of yours?"
 * Hank: "Wait, but, what happened to that "Zewinablahblah" stuff?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "It's "Zewinsaur" and, it was never true!"
 * Anima: "Well I felt as if I was sort've ripped-off then."
 * Sting'nBite: "I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE SECRET FOUNDER ASSHOLES DID THIS TO HER?! AFTER ALL SHE DID FOR MY PEOPLE AND FOR THEM, SHE WAS LIED TOO THIS ENTIRE TIME?!"
 * Batula: "Oh, I would SO SUCK THEIR BLOOD AND SPIT IT IN THEIR FACES IF I EVER MEET THEM?!"
 * Loogar: "Oh, I would do WORSE THEN THAT IF I EVER MET THE BLIIGHTERS!?"
 * Hank: "Yeah man, seriously not cool!?"
 * Anima: "I WOULD EAT THEIR SOULS!?"
 * Sting'nBite: "I WOULD STING THEM UNTIL THEY BLEED TO DEATH!? OR DIE FROM A POSSABLE ALERGET REACTIO- Oh wait, our venom's a shut-in.... THEN I'LL JUST DO THE FIRST THING?!"
 * Xerxes came in.
 * Xerxes: "Calm yourselves, you vengence seeking maniacs. I share your resentment to them as well, but we have FAR more impourent things now. We must keep Qui safe from the crusades that are after her. We need your various powers, strenghs, and other quilities to keep her safe."
 * Loogar: "(Laughs smugly). And who are you suppose to be, Salamander boy?"
 * Xerxes with surprising speed and prowless grabbed Loogar's arm, forced it behind his back and pulled on it!
 * Loogar: "GAOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
 * Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX?! ONCE RULER OF THE METAVINCEMANDER EMPIRE, AND WILL BE RESPECTED, AS SUCH, BEAST!? YOU WILL LEARN TO RESPECT ME AS YOUR SUPERIOR AND OBEY EVERY SINGLE ORDER?! IS THAT CLEAR!?"
 * Loogar: "OK OK, SURE, WHATEVER!? JUST CUT IT OUT WITH THE ARM PULLING?!"
 * Xerxes refrains.
 * Xerxes: "Good. Anyone else has any questions?"
 * Batula: "Oh yes, what time is the lunch?"
 * Xerxes intensely stares at Batula, scaring him!
 * Silence.
 * Xerxes: ".... That's, more like it."
 * QP came in worried!
 * QP: "PROFESSOR!? QUIDILEN IS GONE?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... No..... NO?!"
 * Darkness Qui was still crying.
 * ???: "Qui...."
 * Darkness Qui looked to see Princess Celestia.
 * Darkness Qui: "..... Please.... Don't hurt me.... I'm sorry for all the pain I caused you, but.... I'm not the same anymore, I want to change. I.... I promise I won't do anymore awful things again, I.... I just want to have a normal life. Just, please.... I'm sorry."
 * Darkness Qui flinched and sobbed, when Celestia got closer.
 * Darkness Qui: "NO!? PLEASE?! DON'T HURT ME?!"
 * But all Celestia did was give a gentle touch.
 * Darkness Qui looked with confusion.
 * Celestia: "..... No more harm shall be done today."
 * ???: "Well aren't WE assumsuious?"
 * Celestia and Qui gasped to see Mang, Junjie, Chrysalis, Clayton, and other leagers come from the bushes.
 * Cobra: "But if you don't mind.... We'll be taking the Scarlet Dragon now."
 * ???: "Why yes, you all ARE ASSUMSUIOUS?!"
 * Xerxes came riding in on his battle-scared Skaleadon armed with his spector!
 * Cobra: "..... And, you are.....?"
 * Xerxes: "I, AM LORD XERXES XX, THE-"
 * Junjie: "WHOA WHOA WHOA BACK UP?! YOU MEAN THE SAME XERXES WHO TRIED TO KILL ABUNCH OF ALIEN SQUIRLS?!"
 * Xerxes: "That Xerxes is no more! What you see is a reborned amfibian! I only wish to protect Qui!"
 * Clayton: "(Chuckles gently).... I think it's safe to assume he's one of Eagle-Beak's new allies."
 * Chrysalis: "Well, didn't think the professor would bring back a genisideal maniac to work for him. Ya think that griffin would know better."
 * Xerxes: "HE CHANGED ME OF THOSE WAYS AND NOW THE ONLY DEATHS I WOULD SEEK IS THOSE THAT REFUSE TO LEAVE QUI ALONE?! AND IT WILL BE TO BOTH VILLAINS, (ANGERLY TO CELESTIA) AND HEROES?! SO STAND BACK FROM QUI AT ONCE AND LEAVE HER ALONE?!"
 * Junjie: "YOU AND YOUR OVER-SIZE ABOMINATION DON'T SCARE US?!"
 * ???: "WELL MAYBE WE DO?!"
 * Loogar jumped from nowhere and pounced on Junjie!
 * Loogar: "I WANT TO KNOW WHAT A FOXES' LIVER TASTE LIKE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "LOOGAR?! HE'S BROUGHT BACK LOOGAR TO-"
 * Anima processes Chrysalis!
 * Chrysalis: "AHHHHHHHH?! MOMMY?! PLEASE!? STOP HURTING ME!?"
 * Anima's voice; "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!? CONSIDER THIS MY REVENGE FOR FORSAKING ME, LEAGERS?!"
 * Dr. Facilier: "AW COME ON ANIMA, NOT COOL! WE DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE AT THE TIME?!"
 * Anima's voice: "OBEY LORD XERXES' DEMANDS, OR I WILL HAVE HER SOUL?!"
 * Junjie: "YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS, YOU WASH-OUT?!"
 * Anima's vocie: "Oh no?"
 * Chrysalis cries uncontrolably until it appears she's about to die!
 * Cobra: "CHRYLY?! PLEASE ANIMA, NO?! WE'RE SORRY FOR FORSAKING YOU?! PLEASE?! DON'T KILL MY BEAUTIFUL CHANGLING!?"
 * Hank judo kicks Mang down!
 * Hank: "SO GET LOST ALREADY, ASSHOLE?!"
 * Clayton: "WHY YOU LITTLE-"
 * Batula steals Clayton's shotgun!
 * Clayton: "WHAT THE-"
 * Batula laughs!
 * Batula: "I HAVE YOUR BOOM-BOOM STICK, HUMAN!?"
 * Clayton: "GIVE THAT BACK, YOU ANNOYING, TRANSVILVAINIAN TRASH?! OR I WILL-"
 * Sting'nBite painfully stings Clayton in the back!
 * Clayton falls down on the floor and faints!
 * Junjie: "OFF OF ME, YOU FILTHY, DISGUSTING, (PUNCHES LOOGAR IN THE NOSE) BEAST?!"
 * Loogar growls angerly!
 * Junjie: ".... Oh no."
 * Loogar begans to bite into Junjie's gut and rips out his liver!
 * Junjie gave a blood-curtling scream!
 * Darkness Qui: "STOP IT?! STOP IT, YOU ANIMALS?!"
 * Celestia: "Qui, please, while we still have the chance, we need to-"
 * Xerxes' Skaleadon bites into Celestia's wing as nausiating bone cracks are heard, causing Celestia to scream!
 * Xerxes: "GOOD GIRL, SONICA?! NOW, GRAB QUI AND LET US RETREAT!?"
 * Sonica the Skaleadon looks at Qui!
 * Darkness Qui: "NO! WHY DID YOU HURT HER?! SHE JUST WANTED TO-"
 * Sonica grabbed Qui and flew off!
 * Hank, Batula, Sting'nBite, Loogar eating Junjie's liver, And Anima desiding not to take Chrysalis' soul all escaped!
 * Cobra stared intensely.
 * Cobra: "So, the professor wants to play rough, eh? The leage will be more then happy to obliged, Professor. We have to return to camp, restore Clayton and Junjie to full health, and be ready for battle by dawn."
 * The Leagers leave with their wounded.
 * Celestia, healing her wing, only stared sadly at the retreating villains with Qui.
 * Celestia: ".... Eagle-Beak, I know you just wanted to keep her safe, but now, she's in more danger then ever."
 * Eagle-Beak: "QUI, WHAT WERE YOU DOING OUT ALONE UNSUPERVISED?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "I WANTED A PRIVATE PLACE TO CRY?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "BUT YOU WERE ON THE VERGE OF BEING CAPTURED BY CELESTIA AND THE LEAGERS?! ON TOP OF THAT, YOU WERE ON THE BRINK OF GOING OFF WITH CELESTIA?! ARE YOU MAD?! SHE'S PART OF THE CRUSADE THAT WANTS YOU DEAD, QUI!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "SHE DIDN'T ACTED LIKE IT, PROFESSOR?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Maybe not Celestia herself... I known her well enough for that. BUT IT'S THE REST OF THEM I CAN'T TRUST!? ESPEICALLY NOT THE GRAND COUNCIL WOMAN VAINIANA!? SHE IS CONSIDERING HAVING YOU DEAD, QUI?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO SCARE ME TO BE EVIL AGAIN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "FAR FROM IT?! True! The Counciler is open to spareing people, but trouble is, A Slimeballian named Sourball is not?! He is respondsable for making the act of even owning an Intensifier Cannon illegal and unrealisticly punishable by death! That bastrud is threatening Vainiana's position in goverment if he doesn't get to see you dead, Qui!"
 * Darkness Qui: "HOW DO I KNOW YOUR NOT JUST MAKING SHIT UP!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Scor-Pan! Is your spy falcon back yet?"
 * Scor-Pan came in with such a falcon.
 * Scor-Pan: "Yes indeed, professor."
 * Eagle-Beak takes the falcon.
 * Eagle-Beak: "Qui, stare straight into the eyes of this bird!"
 * Darkness Qui: "..... Are you sure you haven't been out in the sun for too long."
 * Eagle-Beak: "THIS, is a magical bird, Qui! From Scor-Pan's orbs! Now, LOOK AT THE BIRD'S EYES?!"
 * Darkenss Qui: "I'm old enough to have the right to say no."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... LOOGAR, COMMANDER STING, HELP QUI LOOK INTO THE BIRD'S EYES!?"
 * Looger and Sting'nbite grabbed Qui and held her down.
 * Eagle-Beak: Qui, just look into them. I promise you what I say is true. If you really want to be safe, then do it.
 * Darkness Qui:... (Sighs) Very well. (Looks into them)
 * Sourball: VAINIANA, HOW DARE YOU LET THAT CRIMINAL SLIME LIVE?!?
 * Grand Councilwoman: It needed to be done. Don Slime has no memory of ever using the illegal firearm, and it would be dishonorable to execute him for something he doesn't remember he did. And even then, he only gotten it as a gift, so he doesn't know how to get another one on his own with the Mafia Allience's aide. Trust me, Don Slime was at best, an idiot that had an unfortunate choice of weapons, and not someone like Maraxus Junior.
 * Sourball: You know something, Vainiana? You've been going soft on all these criminals for a while now, and I've had it! You're not taking your job as councilor seriously. You're not enforcing the law the proper way.
 * Grand Councilwoman: SOMETIMES THE LAW IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER, SOURBALL! Surely a councilor like you should know that. What if YOU had no memory of using an illegal firearm, would that give us a right to execute you?
 * Sourball: Well, I'm NOT Don Slime! I'm sorry, but this is your last chance. If you don't take this position anymore seriously, then I'm just gonna have to remove your position as Grand Councilwoman!
 * Grand Councilwoman:... Outrageous! You have no right to-
 * Sourball: Oh, I have no right? Was I not the one who helped you gain this position in the first place? Was it not me who put my full trust in you for ridding the Galactic Federation of terrorism caused by awful terrorists like the Maraxus Grip?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Well... I...
 * Sourball: Yes, I did! I gave you your position, and you DARE to question that?... Last chance, Vainiana! Improve, or you're out! You are dismissed!
 * Grand Councilwoman: But sir-
 * Sourball: AWAY WITH YOU!!... (The Grand Councilwoman left)...
 * Darkness Qui:...
 * Eagle-Beak: Do you believe me now?
 * Darkness Qui: "..... HOW DOES THAT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "Maybe not nessersarly you, but think about it! Vainiana will be forced by that beastly alien snail to take your life, just to make him happy, even when he's only a minor member of the council and that his threats are meaningless!"
 * Darkness Qui: "... Well, if he's so insignifigent, then there's no worry in defying him."
 * Eagle-Beak: "That's the problem with the Galactic Federation! They're nothing but rules! And many aliens have felt uneasy with her ever since she wasn't decidisvely punishing to an idiot sciencetist and an abominable creation of his that was meant to be a leager weapon! And not being absolute on ending the life of a mutanted Crimelord served to worsen it! Your death, is her redemption that she's still tough and remorseless to people like us, Qui!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, you're a magical creature right? Can't you just malmitulate the aliens to have him impeached out of office?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "AND RISK BEING WANTED FOR MALMITULATING GOVERMENTAL AFFAIRS?! It's not that easy Qui! Sourball would only be disposed of if he was discovered to be a murderious, violent hypocrite that, I don't know, only wanted Terrorists dead so he can sell their souls to terrorist groups and revive them for money and had the Intensifier Cannon made deadly illegal so he can get away with his sceme and intentionally orginstraighted those usurpers and terrorists to use the blasted things originally meant to be some form of greater good turned into a basturdised weapon!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "But still, if the High Council themselves never bowed to him before, they're not going to now?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I may not doubt that, but I can't risk it either?! It's clear you need even MORE time to think it through! Qui, for your own protection, YOU ARE FORBIDDEN TO LEAVE THIS PYRIMID!? ESPEICALLY SINCE WE ARE LIKELY TO BE FACING A HUGE BATTLE?! Qui Program! Eschort Qui to her room now!"
 * QP: "Yes Professor. Quidilen, come."
 * Darkness Qui only stared upset with Eagle Beak, as Loogar and Stingn'bite nudged her to get moving.
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please understand. He just doesn't want to lose you again."
 * Darkness Qui: "HOW DARE YOU ALLOWED THAT BEAST TO HURT CELESTIA?!"
 * Xerxes: "Please, you heard what the Professor said, I-"
 * Loogar and Stingn'bite moved Qui along.
 * Xerxes sighed sadly.
 * Sargent Crush: "Seriously? Even when you saved her ass, she acts ungrateful?"
 * Xerxes: "She can't help it, Crush! She just discovered her life was a lie! Alchourse she's gonna act, like this. She just needs time to cope."
 * Sargent Crush sighed.
 * Sargent Crush: "I know sir. I know. I get where she's coming from, but still. Ya think she'd understand that you legitamently cared for her and changed. Heck, even I gave my my sea squirl hate. Though I won't forgive the greedy basturds for the life of me!"
 * Xerxes: "She only needs to cope, Sargent. Once she does, she'll understand. Now, Dawn is another 6 hours. It will soon be time for battle. We must make the sheild generator ready."
 * Sargent Crush: "Yes sir!"
 * Darkness Qui: (Sobs softly)... What am I supposed to do now?
 * ???: Here's a thought. You can come with me.
 * Darkness Qui:...Scor-Pan? (Scor-Pan appears)
 * Scor-Pan: Yes, I have come because there's something grand you can do for the UUniverses.
 * Darkness Qui:...What is it? Because if it's evil, then count me out, I swore never to do evil again.
 * Scor-Pan: I assure you, this is not something I'd consider evil.
 * Darkness Qui: How do I know you're not a confused soul?
 * Scor-Pan: Because with this new position, you could become a hero to people everywhere! You could bring true enlightenment to all of us, and purge the UUniverses of villainy.
 * Darkness Qui:...Really?
 * Scor-Pan: Yes. Just come with me, and all the answers will be revealed.
 * Darkness Qui: "But.... I'm not allowed to leave the Pyrimid.
 * Scor-Pan: "No need to! You have been in the sacred pyrimid of Amutt entire time!"
 * Darkness Qui:... Wait, you knew I was hiding in that mutt's place this whole time, and didn't say anything?
 * Scor-Pan: I thought this would be the best time to tell you.
 * Darkness Qui: "....Well, then, where is he? Why haven't I met the guy by now?"
 * Scor-Pan: "Well.... When curse happened, he and family got trapped inside the basement chamber in a secret room where endless army of mummy warriors are kept. Same basement you desided to convert into.... Qui Drone Factory. It's cleverly hidden."
 * Darkness Qui:... Cleverly hidden?
 * Scor-Pan: Of course! Things aren't always what they seem. The chamber is so well-camouflaged, it is said that only the scarlet dragon of the prophecy Amutt was looking to fulfill could find it.
 * Darkness Qui: ".... And I honestly never realised that?"
 * Scor-Pan: "Eh, you just didn't asked the right people."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... But the Professor won't approve of this, he-"
 * Scor-Pan: "He just needs to see the light! With Amutt, they'll ALL see the light! Become part of great Scarlet Dragon Propicy, and bring true enlightenment! So... Do we have a deal?
 * Darkness Qui:...I'll do it. If it means that I am no longer threatened, then I'll do it.
 * Scor-Pan: Excellent. And let's keep this a surprise, shall we? We don't want anything bad to erupt from this plan of ours. Now, follow me.
 * The two left.

Chapter 2: Deeper in The Pyramid of Amutt/The Power of Amutt Unleashed
Qui Drone Factory Vision Present Outside Pyrimid. Meanwhile... Scourge Imperial camp. Team Nefarious camp. Hero Crusade Camp. Almost dawn. Later... Elsewhere in Deserta. The Leage's camp. On Ship Outside. DR Ship Battlefield Later...
 * (This song played as the Qui Drones were being assembled quickly)
 * Scor-Pan:... So... THIS is where your infinite army of robots are built?
 * Darkness Qui: Indeed. This factory is powered entirely by a mini reactor and about 563 drones are created each day... As long as there are enough resources and as long as we can scavenge the parts of destroyed previous models so it can save us the trouble of getting more metal.
 * Scor-Pan:... And what's with the music?
 * Darkness Qui: Oh, it fits this place well. I had a similar song playing in my last drone factory in the Alternate UUniverses.
 * Scor-Pan:... Right.
 * Darkness Qui: So where is this secret chamber's entrance?
 * Scor-Pan: If I knew, I would've already released them. Only you can unleash it, remember?
 * Darkness Qui:... Oh, boy!
 * Scor-Pan: Relax. Dragons have the ability to see visions. Use this certain ability to locate the entrance.
 * Darkness Qui: "That's the thing. I don't exactly have control of it, it just HAPPENS when it damn feels like it!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Simple. Motivate the visions then. Help eachother out. Give visions reason to happen, it in return will lead you."
 * Darkness Qui: ".... Ok, but don't expect instent results." (Concentrates a bit)...(She then sees a vision of when Amutt was trapped)
 * Amutt: C'MON, SAMUTT, KIDS, WE MUST GET TO THE BACK DOOR!!! THEY'RE GOING TO TRAP US HERE FOREVER!!
 * Female Anubisan (Samutt): WHY?!? WE'RE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT OUR WORLD!!
 * Child Anubisan #1: Mommy, I'm scared!
 * Child Anubisan #2: I don't wanna die!
 * Child Anubisan #3: Please get us out of here!
 * Amutt: Don't worry, my daughters, there's an emergency exit not too far from the mummy chamber. Once we reach that, we'll be fine! (They make it through a door, and they are shocked to find that the exit has been transformed into wall) NO!!
 * Samutt: (They see that the entrance to the chamber is turned into wall as well) NOO!!!
 * Child Anubisan #2: We're trapped!
 * Child Anubisan #1: I don't wanna die!
 * Amutt: (The tremors stop and magical torches are lit, and the chamber is lit by magic flames)... What... What happened?
 * Child Anubisan #1:... Yep, we're gonna die.
 * Amutt: No we're not, Cleo. We're immortals. So I'm sure that someone will notice we're missing and find us. We'll be out of here in no time.
 * Samutt: I don't know, honey. I feel that the Egyptian Gods saw to it that we never escape.
 * Child Anubisan #3:...But I don't wanna stay in here forever!
 * Amutt: It's going to be alright, sweetie! We're not going to be here forever. I'm sure the prophecy we've prepared for will come true. Just you wait. We'll be ready to bring true enlightenment across the UUniverses even if it takes us thousands of years!
 * Darkness Qui: (Sees a glowing portion of the wall)...I know where the hidden entrance is!
 * Scor-Pan: Good! Open it! (Darkness Qui locates the entrance, and slides the entrance open)...
 * Darkness Qui:... Hmm... Doesn't seem to be anyone in here.
 * Scor-Pan: They're here. Their immortality will prevent them from dying of hunger or thirst. They're espeically safe from old age, obviously. So we'll be sure to-
 * A fast force pounces on Scor-Pan!
 * Scor-Pan: "DAI-YATZEE?!"
 * Short little Anubisian: "SCORPEE!? YOU FOUND US!? And it only took you nearly a millenda! YAY?! WE WIN AT HIDE-&-SEEK!?"
 * Darkness Qui: "WHOA WHOA WAIT?! YOU ACTSELLY KNOW HER?!"
 * ???: "ABOUT DAMN TIME, YOU WORTHLESS ARRATNID!?"
 * A Anubisian teen with an anger expression came in. This was Cleo.
 * Cleo: "I have been waiting in that room full of dead warriors with my family for so many years that it messed with my sanity?! YOU BETTER HAVE A DAMN GOOD EXCUSE WHY- (Sees Qui)... Why..... Why..... Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay....."
 * Darkness Qui: "...... Why are you stareing? Didn't your mother told you not to-"
 * Another Anubisian teen came in.
 * Anubisian Teen: "Cleo, what's wrong, and why did you had to yell at Scor-"
 * Cleo: "NEVER MIND THE IDIOT, PATRA! LOOK?!"
 * Patra looks to see Qui.
 * Patra gasped.
 * Darkness Qui: ".... How, long have you people been in this place again?"
 * Cleo: "Uh, excuse us, for a moment?"
 * Cleo drags Patra, the little Anubisian and Scor-Pan to a huddle up!
 * Cleo: "(Fakes laugh), Scor-Pan, my faverite Scorpian.... You managed to find, her, did you my lovely?"
 * Scor-Pan: ".... But you were calling me an idiot and you'd complaining about-"
 * Cleo bongs Scor-Pan in the head!
 * Scor-Pan: "OWCH?!"
 * Cleo: "BESIDES THE POINT, YOU VENOM FACTORY SHUT-IN!? Anyway, sisters, Scor-Pan, this is the greatest oppertunity we have in the long time! She's here?! That means we're in the supposed age of great universeal peace and-"
 * Scor-Pan: "Actselly..... She was adopted and magicly altered by ex-university Griffin to become Scarlet dragon."
 * Cleo: "Oh.... But hey, at least the propitcy doesn't care about tecnicalitys. But it clearly means we got our work cut out for us. If she was created by magic, then CLEARLY this universe's still a mess! All the more fun in bring true enlightenment then!"
 * Patra: "There's more to it then just fun, Cleo. We are also fighting for honor and the safety of Deserta."
 * Scor-Pan: "Agreed young ladies. Now, allow me to make your father aware of this, introduse yourselves to The Scarlet Dragon."
 * The huddle breaks up, and Scor-Pan goes inside.
 * Cleo: "AHEM! Hi, I'm Princess Cleo."
 * Patra bows down.
 * Patra: "Princess Patra, at your command!"
 * The small Anubisian was chasing her tail!
 * Cleo: "(Annoyed) Ugh.... THAT'S, Princess Nile."
 * Darkness Qui: "Aw, she's kinda cute."
 * Nile suddenly notices Qui.
 * Nile: "THE SCARLET DRAGON?! AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!?"
 * Nile pounces on Qui and hugs her!
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh my goodness, she's adorable!"
 * Cleo: "(To herself) Adorabley annoying."
 * Patra nudges Cleo.
 * Patra: "Do mind sister Nile, Scarlet Messiah.... Nile is.... Still realitively young."
 * Darkness Qui: "I can see that. And, I must say. It's wonderful to meet you all."
 * Patra: "And it is a great honor to have been rescued by you, Great Messiah. We thought the unenlighten High Council would've kept you away from us."
 * Darkness Qui: "Yeah, funny story. I.... Ended up getting.... Lost in my ways....."
 * Cleo: "You don't have to go into detail. Father fortold you would fall victim of the clutches of the Unenlighten. Appearently, that of another universe. Wow, were you a fucking mess."
 * Patra nugded Cleo.
 * Patra: "Forgive Cleo.... She speaks her opinions from her mind."
 * Darkness Qui: "Wait, you guys knew I was a villain, yet didn't knew Scor-Pan would lead me here?"
 * Cleo: "Yeah, father's staff likes to be "cryptic" and "mysterious". It doesn't tell us the FULL truth! Damn thing. Ya think it could've warned us that SOMEHOW even Father Anubis would turn on us!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... I see, so, you guys can't control the visions either. How coinecnidental."
 * Nile looks at the Drone Factory.
 * Nile: "Uh, what happened to the basement?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh, sorry about that. I didn't even know it was your home, I... I kinda thought it was a forsaken ruin."
 * Cleo: "Tecnecally, it is now. Every single father and mother of our planet's races hate us! Not even commen grave robbers wanted to touch this place."
 * Darkness Qui: "Why? Wouldn't they want the lost treaures of this place?"
 * Cleo: "Oh, trust me, they wouldn't dare invoke the anger of a immortal Preistlord capable to RIP OUT THEIR SOUL AND BANISH IT TO THE DESERTA UNDERWORLD?!"
 * Patra: "It's mainly because they don't want to free us and allow us to get to the messiah, Cleo!"
 * Cleo: "Ok, so it's the BIG tecnecality, but still, my reason is more badass."
 * Darkness Qui: "Look, I am, very sorry for turning your pyrimid into my hide out for.... My stupidity."
 * Patra: "Please do not insult yourself, Messiah.... You just needed guidence."
 * Cleo: "And you came to the right Anubisians, sister."
 * Scor-Pan came back.
 * Scor-Pan: "The Lord and Lady await."
 * The sisters take and lead Qui to the Mummy Chamber.
 * Cleo: "Can you make sure Qui's entourage is, entertained?"
 * Scor-Pan smiled.
 * Scor-Pan: "Alchourse."
 * Scor-Pan left.
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Dawn is only an hour away, Professor. Why can't we just evacuate Qui from here and-"
 * Eagle-Beak: "That'll take too much time! Besides, the planet's natives have been alarmed about our presence, and will aim to attack us quickly! This Pyrimid is our only stand."
 * QP: "Professor, The Dark Radical Ship has been able to reach this system. It'll come to the planet soon. And..... Crangor's coming. He'll be a minute earlier then the other crusades!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "XERXES?! ORDER THE SHIELD GENERATOR TO TURN ON NOW!?"
 * Xerxes: "YOU HEARD HIM MEN?! TURN IT ON!?"
 * Metavincemander soldiers began turning on various buttons as a whirr is heard.
 * Computer voice: "5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Activation."
 * Eagle-Beak: (A pink spherical hexagon-patterned shield appears over the pyramid)... Perfect!... And you're sure it can withstand anything?
 * Xerxes: Well, it can't withstand EVERYTHING! It would take something as powerful as a nuke to break through this shield with one hit. But really, what are the chances that those crusaders can find a weapon like that on such short notice?
 * Eagle-Beak:... Well... If you're sure, then let's brace ourselves for attack.
 * Cobra: (The Leage camp is seen)... Plankton, you got the tank ready yet?
 * Plankton: As it'll ever be. But we'll need someone big enough to operate it since it took me forever to get it to shoot. Seriously, what kind of race makes a tank that shoots ice cream? And if you say because it was a kid's show, then I'll kill you!
 * Makunga: Because it was a kid's show! (Laughs hysterically)
 * Chrysalis: Makunga, what did we say about that?
 * Makunga:... Sorry.
 * Plankton: Damn right you're sorry! So because of that, you just volunteered to use the tank.
 * Makunga: Bulls***! I have no experience with these kinds of weapons! Unlike Alakay, I grew up wild!
 * Cobra: "Afraid he's right, Plankton. Makunga's about as quilifived to handle a tank as a drunk person with heavy machenery. An actaul exbert is needs to use it."
 * Rourke: "Let me handle it. I driven some tanks in my mercenary days. Just tell me where to shoot and I'll bring the ka-boom."
 * Cobra: "THANK YOU for settling this, Rourke."
 * Shan-Yu came in.
 * Shan-Yu: "Cobra, my falcon reported it. It came back with a few objects. And my men concermed that Crangor is diffently on the move. He's heading quickly to the Pyrimid."
 * Cobra gulps.
 * Cobra: "Is, he alone, or-"
 * Shan-Yu: "Oh, you wish. The dog brought himself his entire mercenary army to fight for him. They're all riding on the finest horses of all of Deserta. Battle-Harden Thoroughbreds."
 * Teen Mang: "Wow, war horses made out of bread?"
 * Shan Yu: IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF BREAD, YOU LUMMOX!! It's the name for a- Oh, forget it!
 * Makunga: And since WHEN have horses been native to Egypt?
 * Chrysalis: They domesticated them in Syria ages ago, you uneducated simpleton.
 * Cobra: Everyone just shut up! We need to get this tank ready so we can fire this super-warhead into the shield so we can get in there quicker. Have any of the others made it here besides the High Council?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, it appears an unidentified spaceship is coming into the planet's atmosphere right now. It doesn't appear to be of UUniversal origin.
 * Cobra: Crap, it's those followers of the Villains Act!
 * Dr. Blowhole: Also, the Leviathan II has arrived and already Team Nefarious placed up a camp.
 * Cobra: DAMMIT, Dr. Nefarious! What about the Scourge Imperials?
 * Dr. Blowhole: They're here too, and have a camp.
 * Cobra: "FUDGE!? THEN I REALLY WISH WE DIDN'T LOST TO THOSE GUYS?! Now getting to Qui will be TOO hard!? D'oh, WHY didn't I make sure THEY WOULD BE DISABLED!?"
 * Chrysalis: "Cause you don't always think ahead."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Oh cheer up, at least you had Freddy take care of those stupid lougers, or otherwise this would be BEYOND impossable?"
 * Cobra: "..... Good point. The greatest athivement in villain history should not be without challnages. And togather with our combined might and stragity, all those challnages will be congured. We'll attack by dawn."
 * Shun-Yu: "Crangor's atatcking earlier then us."
 * Cobra: WHAT?!? DOESN'T THAT BASTARD EVER SLEEP?!?
 * Shan Yu: He's a jackal, he naturally chooses when he can sleep since canines either sleep during day or night.
 * Cobra: MOTHERF*****!! Well, screw sleeping, we gotta get the tank ready NOW!!
 * Rourke: I don't know about that. Our troops are getting really sleepy. (The Shocktroopers are seen beat and tired)
 * Cobra: F*** that! We can't let that mutt get there before us! Plus, we want to make sure that that blasted AUU ship doesn't get any clever ideas!
 * Rourke: "Alright, but don't come complaining to me when the troops are not able to fight acctreately."
 * Cobra: ".... Ok, I know how to resolve that. (Casts a spell that re-engerises the Shocktroopers). There, now let's move!"
 * Mercurymon: "Sir, there's reports that because of Crangor attacking early, the leage is going to attack early as well."
 * Dark Dragon: "Typical Mang not wanting to be outshine by an indie villain. Then we do the same. Prepare the Vahki!"
 * Lawerence: "Sir, it apepars in in following the fact that Crangor's not resting, both the Leage and Scourge are attacking early."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Then we would be fools not to do the same! ONWORD?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "ALL THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY!?"
 * Warson: "WHAT?! But that's too soon! Our Soldiers from our universes barely had any sleep, as did both of our universes finest heroes!"
 * Luna: "What drove them to attack early?"
 * Yen Sid: "Because they don't want Crangor the Merciless get to Qui first."
 * Celestia: "Then we have to act now before Eagle-Beak and his allies get over-wealmed and we lose our chance to get Qui forever."
 * Warson: "But we must wait for the lougers!"
 * Luna: "That may not be an opition anymore. They're caught up in trying to help Banzai out of a sudden fear of..... Chickens."
 * Rainbow Dash and Pinkie laughed!
 * Pinkie: "WHY WOULD BANZAI BE AFRAID OF CHICKENS? HE'S A HYENA?! HE WOULD TOTALLY EAT THEM FOR BREAKFEST!?"
 * Warson: "Damn. Then we have to make on without them. We can't risk Qui staying akin to dark forces anymore. We have to act now or we'll lose this oppertunity."
 * Pinkie: That doesn't answer my question, silly. Why would he--
 * Luna: Apparently, Cobra hit him with some sort of red powder. They discovered it was something called a 'Fearspawn powder', whatever that is.
 * Yen Sid:...Oh, no! I think I know what that means. But I can't explain it now, we need to get going.
 * Twilight: But what about sleeping?
 * Celestia: There's no time! We have to stop the villain teams before they make things worse!
 * Warson:...Oh, boy, speaking of villains, LOOK! (They all see a large unfamiliar ship entering the sky)
 * Ignitus: What is that?
 * Warson:...The Dark Radicals! EVERYONE HIDE!!
 * Celestia: (She makes the whole camp including themselves invisible as the ship flies past, and some Starbots are seen scanning the ground)
 * Starbot #1: You picking up anything suspicious?
 * Starbot #2: (Watches the scanning computer)...No, there doesn't appear to be anything here.
 * Starbot #1: Well, we need to hurry. Master Munbay is demanding that our possible rivals be detected by dawn tomorrow! (The ship flies off, and once it gets out of sight, the camp becomes visible again)
 * Warson:...Whew! When I saw they had electromagnetic scanners, I thought we were done for!
 * Celestia: That kind of technology can't detect magical energies.
 * Luna: And thank ourselves, because I think that ship might be our ticket to leading us to the villain teams, and possibly even Crangor and the Auramid!
 * Twilight: Then let's move!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE VILLAINS ARE ATTACKING EARLY?!"
 * Scor-Pan: "But it true, professor. Because Crangor is attacking early, they all attacked early."
 * Eagle-Beak: "DAMN!? I BARELY HAD THE TIME TO SET IN ALL MY MAGICAL TRAPS!? SCOR-PAN, ORDER YOUR BANDITS TO GO INSIDE AND KEEP QUI SAFE?! THE REST OF YOU!? Prepare for battle!?"
 * Stingn'Bite: "But not enough of our defences are ready!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "NO TIME?! ACT NOW?!"
 * ???: Rushing into things, huh? (Darkness Qui appeared) You couldn't honestly bring yourselves to make time? And yet you were allowed to be a professor at a university? No wonder your plan to turn Equestia into a war nation failed.
 * Eagle-Beak: What are you talking about, Qui? AND WHY ARE YOU DEFYING ORDERS TO STAY IN THE PYRI-
 * Darkness Qui: Adopted father or not, you have no ahortity or control on me! And another thing, if you claim to be smart, then why didn't you set the traps up sooner? If you did more then just sulk about regret that I personally understand your going through with not protecting me sooner, then maybe you'd be prepared. As much as I dispised alternate universe villains now, they at least get things right... Well, the majority of them anyway that aren't murderious psycopaths or... Are a bunch of Narcotics. It's no wonder why the heroes are much more successful here, not just because of a balenced number of heroes and villains, but because.... Well you guys are just, tamed compaired to the Alternate ones. I mean, I heard of exceptions, but they don't tend to last for long, now do they? And this is now the second reason why I swore off villainy.
 * Looger: Are you saying that we're not good villains?
 * Darkness Qui: I mean no offence, I mean, I bet you were all great in your hay-day, but... It's clear that ever since you encountered the Lougers, or at best their allies, you have lost your touch. And all your good for now is continuing an endless cycle of pain and harm and making yourselves look awful, and continue to make the flawwed socity even more unenlighten and be allowed to make more people like you! Which is why, I desided it's time to end the cycle!
 * Eagle-Beak:... What?
 * ???: Yes, great messiah! (Amutt himself appears with his wife and children) The Universe shall exspearienced true peace.
 * Scor-Pan: Ahh, your in great timing as always, master.
 * Eagle-Beak: Master?
 * Amutt: I am Priestlord Amuttamon! Me and my family have waited for eons to escape from our prisons so we can bring total enlightenment to the UUniverses. Now that the scarlet dragon that the prophecy spoke of has come to us, we shall finally make it come true!
 * Sgt. Crush: What the f*** are you talking about?!? Qui, who are these people?!?
 * Darkness Qui: They are my REAL friends! I've found a better thing to do than being a villain. I want to make villainy extinct in these worlds.
 * Hank: "Oh boy. Now she's gone vengeful nialist on us."
 * Eagle-Beak:... Scor-Pan, you know these guys, who are they?
 * Scor-Pan: They are MY masters, and they want people like you erased from existence.
 * Darkness Qui: The time has come for true enlightenment to come to these worlds forever! And it's first victims will be here in this pyramid!
 * Narcotic: But what about us, your grace?
 * Celsius: Yeah, we've been by your side. Do you want to kill US, too?
 * Darkness Qui gasped shocked!
 * Darkness Qui: "KILL!? WHAT DO YOU NITWITS TAKE ME FOR!? A PSYCOPATH?!"
 * Celisus was about to say something.
 * Darkness Qui: "Don't answer that! Besides, Amutt offers BLOODLESS conquesting! There's gonna be no deaths unless something dear to Amutt is threatened!"
 * Batula: "OH GOOD GODS! I thought I was gonna die!"
 * Celisus: ".... Well, in risking of getting a bad answer, if your not gonna kill us, when what the bloodly hell are you gonna do, your grace?"
 * Narcotic: "Yeah, and besides, we're the closet to actselly sympathese with you Qui.... We even forsaken the VA too!"
 * Celisus: "Yes, so did Xerxes and Stingn'Bite! By all means, if your gonna start going after villains, go after the secret founders and the Dark Radicals! We are truely friends, here!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Boys, I appresiate that, I do. It warms my heart to hear it. But, even then, you haven't forsaken villainity as a whole.... Just one of it's worse forms!"
 * Celisus: "Your grace, please! It's not THAT easy to appease to those ungrateful goodie-two-shoes! I was a victim of a cruel governor who wanted to harness my powers borned from a freak accsident! If I try to go back to good after the stupid mistakes I made, Calamari would seek me out again! I'm only a bad guy to get protaction from that awful goverenor!"
 * Narcotic: "Yeah, and.... Nobody likes me anymore after my mistakes.... (Cries himself stupid!)"
 * Hank: "Yeah, and I can't go back to them because they shunned my awesome idea to make evouluion faster!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Through turning everyone into freaks?"
 * Hanks: "YA SEE, THAT KIND OF ATTATUDE KILLED MY DREAM!?"
 * Anima: "I, was a dispicable tyrant in life. I have no hope for redemption. Also, look at me! I look like some sort've horror theme attraction!"
 * Batula: "I, kinda used to be a violent warlord.... Not an easy thing to make people forget about it."
 * Loogar: "..... I lost me parents to the police after I desided to get vengence on those heartless bank people who kicked us out of my home! (Tears fall) YOU THINK THAT'S EASY TO WALK AWAY FROM!? I TURNED INTO A MONSTER THANKS TO THE REAL MONSTERS IN THE BANK!?"
 * Stingn'Bite: "Your already well aware what was wrong with the Skeetraziods, Qui. But even when my race were able to redeemed themselves, I couldn't be allowed that because I was the most "Loyal" to you! Oh, because I desided to behaive like a good soldier, that makes me evil? THAT STUPID ZTINGERELLA DIDN'T EVEN LET ME EXPLAINED THAT I ORIGINALLY HATED YOU FOR WHAT YOU WERE, QUI?! But I treated you with respect because I was being a soldier! A DAMN, GOOD, SOLDIER?! A soldier, doesn't complain about how much of a jackass the policitcal leaders are!? AND LOOK WHERE THAT GOT ME!? ZTINGERELLA THINKS I'M NOTHING BUT A MONSTER?! WELL, I'M A MONSTER SHE CREATED THROUGH BEING UNFAIR?! DIDN'T SHE THINK I WANTED TO MAKE UP FOR MY OWN STUPID ACTIONS TOO!? DOESN'T SHE UNDERSTOOD THAT I WAS JUST BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... You didn't exactly object to killing people, Sting."
 * Stingn'Bite: "AGAIN?! I WAS BEING A GOOD SOLDIER?! YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT THAT WOULD BE IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE KILLING PEOPLE?! ISN'T THAT WHAT SOLDIERS ARE SUPPOSE TO DO?!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, I don't need to explain why people can never forgive me. I tried, to harm the sea squirls, and not many people well understood the sin they created and just say me as some nutcase who hates cuteness!"
 * Sing Jin Sue: "My mistakes are too unforgiveable to socity. I would be a fool to try and mend thinsg with them."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, NEITHER OF US WANTED THE PATH WE'RE ON!? I CERTAINLY AS HELL DON'T?! But fate, doesn't let us choose our own desteny after we abuse our choices! It's a cruel mistress, but it would be even crueler if we attempt to try to redeem to our mistakes! I, tried that once... AND LOOK AT THIS!? (Shows his wings) THEY RIPPED SOME OF MY FEATHERS OFF, AND GAVE, ME, THIS?! (POINTS TO ORNICLE) THEY DAMAGED MY EYE PERIMENTLY THAT I NOW HIDE BEHIND THIS VERY ORNICLE?! And I lived, in world, that valued friendship.... FRIENDSHIP?! If even THEY can't forgive us, why should we try being what they accuse us of?"
 * Darkness Qui: "That's, your problems! They don't see the broken souls within you! They all think you choose to be psycos, murderors, fanactical usurpers, and other things etc, etc. It's not just villainy that's the problem. It's Socity itself! It creates more villains then even demons!?"
 * QP: "Qui, please, what're you even saying?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Think about it. Socity in the alternate universe, in some way, created the Secret Founders. They felt socity wasn't fair or kind to them, so what did they do? THEY DESIDED TO BECOME VILLAINS?! In terms, it lead to me, ending up with them! I, was made to believe I was but another victim of socity through war! I, was made to do dispicable atosities! I ruined worlds?! I ruined lives?! I WAS MADE TO CONTINUE AN ENDLESS CYCLE OF PAIN AND MISERY!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Qui, correct as that may be, Socity doesn't inhereitly mean to be respondsable for our dark paths, people... People can..... People are just stupid sometimes. Sometimes, people don't agree to the same opinions or ideas, and, yes, maybe socity does need to have a more kinder philosify, so people like us won't have to contribute into this, claimed "Endless Cycle", but.... The Amutt Family know no more better then you do! I heard of Amutt! He's a victim of his own fear! What the Eygetian gods did, was to protect Amutt from acting like a fool and destroying his own legacy through conquest, bloodless as it would be! He's no better then any of us here?!"
 * Darkness Qui: ".... I thought you would be happy.... I am becoming the hero you wanted. Isn't that what you created me to be?! A HERO!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "I CREATED YOU TO COMBAT AN EVIL ALICORN GOD?! I, meant for you, to destroy Nightmare Moon, back when I thought there was no more Luna!? I was wrong then, I am wrong now to ever had you do that! I found out that Luna can actselly be salvageable from a power long lost, and... I was being a fool back then. Qui, please, by all means, forsake the VA and our former rediculious ambitions to make idiotic fueders allies, but please, don't forsake villainy and seek to destroy it!"
 * Xerxes: "Qui, please, these people are not any better for you then we are! Please, reconsider this course and-"
 * Darkness Qui painfully smacks Xerxes in the face!
 * Darkness Qui: "NO?! I HAVE A NEW, TRUE PURPOSE IN LIFE! DARKNESS QUI, IS NO MORE?! I AM THE SCARLET MESSIAH?! I, AM, THE SAVIOR?! I AM, THE EMBODIMENT OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT?! I AM, JUST, QUI?!"
 * A series of neighs are heard.
 * An army of Mercenaries riding on armor horses came in lead by a jackel on a scared, black horse!
 * The Mercenaries stopped.
 * A Mercenary elderly Gecko came beside him.
 * Mercenary Gecko: "HO-HO-HO!? Seems like we came in just in time! We are just about to stop the scarlet messiah from unleashing the new age, Crangor!"
 * Crangor: ".... Indeed, Seekmeek. Now, time for me to live up to my title of, "The Merciless", and be... Merciless."
 * Seekmeek the gecko: "Yes! Now let's get rid of that shield!"
 * Crangor smiled, as he reveils a customised, black verson of a far darker Intensifer Cannon!
 * Crangor: "Watch as this magnifisent gift... DESTROYS THE SHEILD GENERATOR?!"
 * Crangor fires the Cannon and it's projecttile destroys the generator into nothing!
 * The Sheild dies with it!
 * Crangor: "NOW, MY MEN!? ATTACK!? SPARE NO ONE BUT THE SCARLET DRAGON!?"
 * The Mercenaries cheer as they began the attack!
 * Xerxes: "THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM?! EVEN THE DRONES WON'T STAND A CHANCE?!"
 * Amutt: "You don't need a greater army. You just need.... One, giant, bug."
 * Amutt give an ear piercing howl to the discomfert of the villains but Qui, the Amutt family, and Scor-Pan!
 * A giant creature sound was heard.
 * the Pyrimid began to rise from the ground, as it is reveiled to be on the back of a giant Scarab Beetle.
 * Loogar: "..... That, is a big-ass bug."
 * Crangor's mercenairies were surprised!
 * Crangor: "DO NOT FEAR THE BUG, MEN?! IT CAN FEEL PAIN!? DESTROY IT!?"
 * The Mercenaires charged!
 * The Great Scarab looked at the attacking mercenaires, roared, and fired a great beamed at them, causing a huge exploudion that sent mercenaries and horses flipping and flying!
 * Crangor was shocked.
 * Seekmeek: "DAMN THAT BEETLE!? Those were our finest criminals?! WHAT DO WE DO?!"
 * Crangor: ".... Teleport me down."
 * Seekmeek uses his stick and teleports Crangor to where Qui is.
 * Crangor pulls out the cannon again and aims to kill her!
 * Crangor: "Good thing Crimelord Titan supplied me with a soul gem so I can reserect you with it so I give you to him after I get paid! But killing you, and ruining the propicy, IS IT'S OWN REWARD?!"
 * Crangor fired the gun, and in slow motion, Amutt quickly got in the way and as the projecttile was about to hit!
 * Qui covered her eyes in fear!
 * Nothing....
 * Qui looked, and in equil surprise of all the villains, Amutt was actselly physically touching the projectile, holding it like it was nothing, as the projectile turned into a golden yellow light.
 * Crangor: "..... NO?! THE INTENSIFIER IS SUPPOSE TO DESTROY ON TOUCH?! WHY ISN'T IS DESTROYING YOU?!"
 * Amutt: "Because, I have a power greater then even my own magic.... The Will to Protect. An anichent Deserta secret passed down for generations, as passed to me from my father. I use this power to protect my family, from vile vermin like you! And I do not appresiate you wanted to harm even my family and kill the Messiah for greed! The age of True Enlightment, will begin without you! You are too dark for the age!"
 * Crangor paniced, as his own horse abandoned him!
 * Crangor: "..... No, no! NO!? PLEASE!? I WAS JUST DOING A JOB?! GREAT AMUTT!? I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT!? MONEY?! WEAPONS!? WOMEN?! THE LOYALTY OF MY MEN?! PLEASE, SPARE ME?!"
 * Amutt: "I do plan to spare many others in my bloodless conquest, as well as Qui's entourages.... But sadly... I'm afraid you will not be given that luxery, Crangor. I'm sorry. May you find peace in the underworld."
 * Crangor began to scream and run away!
 * Crangor: "SEEKMEEK?! HELP ME?! SEEKMEEK!?"
 * Amutt: "Three, two, one...."
 * Celisus: "Oh please tell me he's not gonna-"
 * Amutt: (Points the cannon projectile at Crangor, and launched at him and it explodes)
 * Celsius:... He did.
 * Amutt: And thus ends the life of the first victim of my conquest for peace.
 * Qui: Hmmph! Now let's make sure those villain teams reconsider as well.
 * Eagle-Beak: QUI, STOP THIS MADNESS NOW!!!
 * Qui: Why? There's no other life for me out there but this! I was DESTINED to do this.
 * Eagle-Beak:... (Sighs) You leave us no choice, but...we can't let you do- (Amutt traps him and his followers, as well as Celsius, Narcotic,  and QP into a magical cage)
 * Amutt: Then you are but obstacles in our intentions. Come, Qui, we have some villainy to destroy. (The group magicly is taken on top of the Scarab Guardian, as it crawls across the wide sandy dunes)
 * Celestia: (Sees a vision and gasps)... Oh, no!
 * Yen Sid:... It's just as I feared, Celestia! It appears that the Auramid's power has been unleashed.
 * Twilight: Power? What power?
 * Celestia: This is not just any power. It's a power far greater than we could ever imagine. I'm afraid we don't have time to explain it, but we need to- (Tremors were heard)
 * Rainbow Dash: EVERYONE, LOOK!! (They could see the Scarab Guardian from far away)
 * Warson: "..... Wow..... And I thought our universe had big bugs."
 * Xenon: "Being an exterminator for this place must be a real nightmare."
 * Walt: "Uh, I don't know about you guys, but I rather NOT go after the giant beetle monster!"
 * Julien: "I KING JULIEN SECOND THE NOTION!?"
 * Genie: "Oh it's nothing a big ol' can of super raid can't fix!" (Magically creates a large can of Raid and sprays it on the Scarab Guardian, but it has no effect)...Huh, it's immune to Raid. Who would've guessed? (The Scarab Guardian charges toward the heroes)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, nice going, blue-boy, you made him mad!
 * Roger Rabbit: WHAT'LL WE DO NOW?!?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...panic? (Some of the heroes panicked)
 * Celestia teleports the entire group to safety!
 * The Scarab Guardian grunts and resumes it's marth.
 * Warson: "Ok, I would like answers! Where on this planet did that great beetle creature originated from!? I can't help but to feel it doesn't look like an actual result of this planet's evouluion!?"
 * Pinkie: It's magic, silly! Don't you have that in your worlds?
 * Warson: Yes, but I've never seen magic create something as beastly as THAT thing!
 * Celestia: Well, at a monster at that size, it's going to be dangerous if it is set loose on the UUniverses.
 * Luna: Yes, especially when it's not the worst Amutt has to offer.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) A mutt is operating that thing? (Laughs)
 * Luna: No, no, it's Amutt, the whole thing is one word, and it's his name. He's the mastermind behind this giant monster.
 * Yen Sid: And I suspect that Qui has helped fulfill his ridiculous prophecy. The High Council of Old knew that prophecies couldn't be stopped, so they tried to make the prophecy unable to come true in the way Amutt wanted it.
 * Applejack: What prophecy?
 * Celestia: The prophecy Amutt had eons ago when he wanted to bring 'true enlightenment' to the UUniverses. And the prophecy spoke of a scarlet dragon who would come and awaken the many creatures Amutt prepared her for. But when he ended up tricking proud warriors into sacrificing themselves for his mummy army, the Egyptian Gods had him locked away in the Auramid and we tried to keep the intention of making the prophecy not in Amutt's favor.
 * Rainbow Dash: Damn! Exactly what creatures are we talking about here?
 * Celestia: Not even the Egyptian Gods know, wherever they are. But all we know that he has are greyhounds and a giant fiery phoenix. Yet there are rumors that there are much stronger beasts in his disposal.
 * Twilight: Can we stop the giant scarab from leaving the planet?
 * Celestia: From the looks of it, I don't think that's possible. Not only is the Scarab said in legends to be incredibly large and has a hide as tough as steel, but Amutt is incredibly powerful, and even a blast from an Intensifier Cannon is useless against him.
 * Timon:...This is gonna be tougher than we thought! Me and Pumbaa don't play well with Egyptian s***.
 * Pumbaa: Yeah, because you never bothered to listen to me, you constantly got us in trouble, all starting from eating a sacred scarab beetle.
 * Timon: Pumbaa, DON'T remind me. I didn't know there would be people that worshiped BUGS!?
 * Warson: "Actselly, yes, and it's not just intervexian like cultures like this. Several beings from our universes worshipped insects like products of the gods themselves and view them as a sign of prostarity."
 * Timon: "Oy, then I'm diffenetly not gonna visit THOSE worlds then."
 * Warson: "Oh you would be very wise in doing so, because even just stepping on one accsidently is worthy of a life sentence! Those people REALLY love bugs! I can't even imagine, nor would I want to, on what they would do to people who actselly ATE a bug!"
 * Calixto: "Well, if that one war between the bug-liking people of the Zeta Universe and the Bug eaters of The Delta were any indication, based on the fact that it the bug lovers were exicuting prisoners of war and it gotten bad to the point that we were forced to intervine because nuclear based weapony was threatened to be used.... Yeah, you two DIFFENTLY want to conisder staying in these universe."
 * Timon: "YIKES?!"
 * Ororo: "I don't mean mean to be rude, but can we continue this episode of Bug-lover cultures AFTER we stop the abnormally large beetle from somehow being able to get to another world?"
 * Ignitus: "Well, for now, that creature seems interested in chasing down the crusades so Qui isn't persude anymore!"
 * Warson: "Well, as much as I would love for that monstorsity to destroy the Dark Radicals for us, even that blasted traitor Nuke Munday deserves a less violent fate then what the beast offers! We need to discourage these villain groups before that thing commences it's destruction!"
 * Ignitus: "Well, I already sensed that it's too late for Crangor the Merciless... He made the mistake of threating Amutt's family, which protecting his family was his motivating of even doing this, and.... Well, let's just say, the Mafia Allience has perimentally lost another powerful ally."
 * Warson: "Are there survivers?"
 * Terrador: "With that creature looking for them? Not for long."
 * Celestia: "Then at least we have a brief window of oppertunity while that creature's too distracted with finishing off the Mercenaires. We each need to find the villain teams and warned them of what has happened. AND we need to prove it to them so they won't assume we're trying to scare them out of their ambitions."
 * Algor: "Considering the size of the creature, they have to be ignorent fools to not notice a giant scarab."
 * A concerned Shocktrooper messinger came to Mang!
 * Shocktrooper: "SIR?! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT, IT'S CRANGOR AND HIS MERCENARIES?!"
 * Mang: "OH DON'T TELL ME THEY GOT TO QUI?!"
 * Shoocktrooper: "They didn't. After Crangor used an intensifer cannon to destroy the generator, a giant Scarab Beetle rose from the ground and desimated most of Crangor's mercenary army! Then, when Crangor came to threaten Qui, Amutt managed to phsyically grab the projectile from the same cannon and used against Crangor! The Scarab Beetle is now going out of it's way yo hunt down and destroy Crangor's mercenary forces, and then, IT'LL COME AFTER US?!"
 * Mang: "..... WOW, AMUTT GOT FREED QUICK?! No matter, we have a powerful Non-Nuke weapon, we can at least us that to destroy the over-grown beetle! I'm sure it's not like, Darkspawn Titan big or something." (Suddenly, a loud roar was heard, and it came from the Scarab Guardian)...HOLY F****** ASS-CRACKERS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?
 * Shocktrooper: That would be Amutt's Scarab Guardian.
 * Cobra:...(Screams like a girl) KILL IT WITH THE SUPER-WARHEAD!!!
 * Captain Rourke: Consider it done! (Aims the tank)...
 * Cobra: FIRE!! (The tank fires the warhead, and it is launched straight into the Scarab Guardian's leg as it appears crippled)
 * Helga: Nice shot.
 * Dr. Blowhole: That's odd, I was expecting something bad to happen--(The Scarab Guardian recovers from the blow)...And I spoke too soon.
 * Cobra: WE ARE SO OUT OF HERE!!! (The Scarab Guardian charges toward them, yet Cobra teleports all of them and their props away to safety)
 * Amutt:...Well, that's one villain team scared off the planet. Who's next? (Suddenly, the Leviathan II flies above the Scarab Guardian)
 * Dr. Nefarious: HOLY CRAP!! THAT THING'S SIZE CAN MAKE EVEN A Z'GRUTE BLUSH!!!
 * Doofenschmirtz: What's a Z'Grute?
 * Dr. Nefarious: It's a...never mind. Let's just see if we can annihilate that beast!! LAWRENCE!! Initiate Hypernova Attack Laser!
 * Lawrence: Right away, sir! (They fire the ship's mega-lasers at the Scarab Guardian)
 * Amutt: (While the lasers damage the Scarab Guardian for a while, Amutt is able to rebound the lasers right back towards the Leviathan II)
 * Dr. Nefarious: Son of a BAAAAAAAAAA-- (Before the lasers could destroy the ship, Lawrence activated it's defense shield)...Are we dead?
 * Lawrence: I engaged the defense shields, sir. So it's best if we retreated so this fight won't escalate.
 * Dr. Nefarious: NO WAY! No magic is going to deter me- (The Scarab Guardian roars at them)...WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!! GET THE SHIP OUT OF HERE NOW, NOW, NOW, NOOOOOOO- (He glitches as the Kirby: Right Back At Ya theme played)
 * Dedede: Oh, hell no, not that catchy song about my archenemy! (Mallets Nefarious)
 * Dr. Nefarious:... OOOWWW!!! (Lawrence turns the ship around as it blasted off into space)
 * Mercurymon and Meng Tao saw this from a distence.
 * Mercurymon: "..... Well.... This is an unexpected twist of events. Qui has become even more attractive as a prize then ever. We need to capture her AND her new pet giant Scarab Beetle."
 * Meng Tao: "Indeed. Look what the beast is doing to those stupid Mercenaries."
 * The Scarab Guardian was seen persuing the retreating mercenaries!
 * Seekmeek: "RETREAT TO THE DEN!? IT'S OUR ONLY SACTUARY!?"
 * The Scarab Guardian is beginning to fire up another great lazer at the Mercenaries!
 * Seekmeek, is desperation, tries to conjure up a magical sheild!
 * Seekmeek: "COME ON YOU STUPID STICK, WORK!? WE CAN MAKE IT?! WE CAN MAKE IT?!"
 * Mercurymon: "They're not gonna make it."
 * Seekmeek: (The Scarab fires it's laser and begins destroying the Mercenaires, yet Seekmeek spontaneously activated the shield in time to protect himself and the Mercenaires that managed to secape, and ricocheted the laser back at the Scarab Guardian, which gets disorientated)... I'm alive! OH, THANK ANUBIS I'M STILL- (The Scarab Guardian lands on top of him, which overwhelms his shield and crushes him)... Ow!
 * Amutt: (Sighs) By Anubis! The Guardian may be powerful, but he serverly lacks careful planning. (Magically wakes up the Scarab Guardian as it got up, and Seekmeek appears cartoonishly squished)...
 * Meng Tao:... Well... At least he made it- (Amutt blasted Seekmeek dead)... And I just jinxed myself.
 * The remaining Mercenaires get into a huge hole in the ground, all but a female bat, and two dumb friends, A mercenairy Donkey and Toad!
 * The Donkey: "Sleme, what're you doing, girl?!"
 * Toad: "BIG BEETLE COMING TO KILL US?!"
 * Sleme the bat: "Call it a hunch, guys, but I don't think the den will protect us! Come on!"
 * Sleme and her friends turned another way as the surviving Mercenaires get in the den, as the Scarab Guardian stood over it.
 * A Mercenairy rat began laughing!
 * Rat: "WHAT'S THE MATTER, SCARAB GUARDIAN?! CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE?! (LAUGHS!?)"
 * The Scarab Guardian stares angerly.
 * Lizard Mercenary: "WHAT YOU DOING, FOOLARMAN, YOU FOOL?! YOU'LL GET US KILLED?!"
 * Foolarman the Rat: "OH, LOOK ME, I'M THE BIG STRONG SCARY SCARAB GUARDIAN, BUT I CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE HOLE IN THE FLOOR?! BOO-HOO-HOO?! SCARAB THE CRYBABY, SCARAB THE CRYBABY, (REPEATS THE CHANT)?!"
 * The Scarab Guardian was charging up it's blast attack again.
 * Lizard Mercenary: "STOP YOU FOOL, BEFORE IT KILLS US?!"
 * Foolarman: "THE SCARAB WON'T HURT US?! BECAUSE HE'S NOTHING, BUT A BIG FAT CRYBABY MAMA'S BOY?!"
 * The Scarab growled angerly as it's charging blast turns angerly red!
 * Foolarman: "Aw, did I hurt the baby's feelings?! (Laughs)!"
 * Lizard Mercenary: "SOMEONE KILL FOOLARMAN BEFORE THE BEETLE DESTROYS US ALL?! QUICK, SILENCE THE STUPID RAT BEFORE- (The Scarab already fired as it killed Foolarman)... Before exactly that happened.
 * Amutt: You two are next! (The remaining Mercenaires screamed and tried running away, but the Scarab Guardian killed them by firing it's laser at them)
 * Mercurymon: "..... We're gonna need a bigger army."
 * Meng Tao: "Not to mention a super beast!"
 * Amutt:... I guess that's the last of the mercenairies.
 * Qui: LOOK! (They see the Dark Radical spaceship hovering above them as the Star Wars Imperial March Music played)...The Dark Radicals!
 * ???: (On communications grid) ATTENTION, PRIMITIVE BEINGS!! WE HAVE COME TO CLAIM WHAT BELONGS TO WHAT REMAINS OF THE POWERFUL VILLAINS ACT!! SURRENDER HER NOW, OR FACE EXECUTION BY OUR FORCES!!
 * Qui: NUKE, DON'T EVEN TRY IT!! YOU DON'T CONTROL ME ANYMORE! I'M DONE WITH THE VILLAINS ACT!! THEY STOLE ME FROM MY HOME!!!
 * ??? (Nuke Munbay): (Hidden behind a chair facing the ship's bridge window, and the camera moves in to show him as a reptilian being with clothes similar to Nute Gunray from Star Wars) Unfortunately, Miss Qui, you have no choice in the matter. You're property of the Villains Act.
 * (Qui): PROPERTY?!? ARE YOU KIDDING?!? They Yarged on Tex for having standerds?! And they sacriviced Corrk back on Grooka! Why would I ever come back to that?!
 * Nuke: "Qui, just because the secret founders are... Abit extreme, that doesn't nessersarly mean we're against standerds.... The Founders just felt Tex was, slowing down progress. If it's any consulation, The Head Secret Founder has vowed offitcally denounced their membership if you agree to come back to us! the Head Founder was VERY against having to lie to you about, everything, but he didn't had a choice. Poloticial pressure and all that. It was their way or the high-way with the other secret founders. But now that he finally desided to grow balls, he's not gonna let those basturds push him around anymore. Qui, your still very impourent to us. Come back, and we promise no more secrets... Albeit because there aren't gonna be any to keep anymore."
 * (Qui): "HOW, DARE YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT THOSE BASTURDS ORDERED THE DEATH OF MY FAMILY?!"
 * Nuke: ".... Ok, admitingly, that was a hard sell. But, remember, Glowrod's reserection machine project? We'll bring your family back through that magnifisent machine, and create a new powerful family of, alternate Zewinsaurs."
 * (Qui): "I'M A DRAGON NOW?!"
 * Nuke: "Details, details, Qui. So, what do you say?"
 * (Qui): "I HAVE A NEW LIFE PURPOSE NOW!? TO ERADICATE VILLAINY AND REFORM SOCITY THROUGH CONQUEST!? AND ONCE I AM DONE WITH THIS UNIVERSE, I'LL COME AFTER YOU BASTURDS!?"
 * Nuke: ".... You were always a stubbern one, Qui. Determined and dedicated to your goals, but stubbern.... But fortunately, your complience, isn't a factor. Computer, UNLEASH THE STARBOT DRONE ARMY?!"
 * Computer: "Drone army, unleash!"
 * The Ship releases a great deal of Starbots surrounding the Scarab Guardian.
 * Eagle-Beak: "I WAS WARN YOU, AMUTT?! EVEN YOUR GIANT BUG CANNOT DEFEAT AN ENTIRE ARMY OF MACHINES!?"
 * Amutt: "Yes, the Scarab Guardian has it's limits... That's why, it won't fight alone. Qui? You may, awake your army."
 * Qui: "Ok, how do I do that exactly?"
 * Amutt: "I placed a spell that'll activate them through your mighty roar! Your mighty, Scarlet Dragon roar!"
 * Qui: "Ok, let me try."
 * Qui prepares to roar, but as she was about to do an epic roar, she ended up gags instead!
 * Qui: "ACCKKKKKKK!? (Coughs,) Sorry, my throat's alittle dry, ACCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK?!"
 * Qui keeps trying to roar!
 * Amutt: "..... I see you haven't issued a great roar in awhile... Or just as easily, you need water. Nile? Be a good dear and conjure up some water, just like what daddy taught you?"
 * Nile: "YAY! Let's hope I don't end up conjuring the apocilise again!?"
 * The caged villains: "AGAIN!?"
 * Cleo: "Oh yeah, you have, NO idea, how often Nile ends up causing the near-end of Deserta cause she can't get a simple water spell right."
 * Loogar: "WELL IF YOUR POP'S SO DAMN POWERFUL, WHY DOESN'T HE DO IT!?"
 * Patra: "Father wants Nile to have great self-esteem, unenlighten kur!"
 * Loogar: "WELL IF THE STUPID GIRL'S THAT BLOODLY INCOMPIDENT THEN I WOULDN'T TRUST HER WITH BLOODLY WATER?!"
 * Nile looked as if she's about to cry.
 * Samutt: "Nile, remember your ability to turn yourself into what people are most afraid of. Just read his mind, and turn into it. That'll teach the mean unenlighten a lesson in respect."
 * Loogar: "BAH?! THE STUPID BRAT COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE WATER!? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE'LL-?!"
 * Nile quickly got angry, jumped up, flipped at a sonic-like pace, and turned into a scary demon bat!
 * Nile: "ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!"
 * Loogar screamed like a girl!
 * Loogar: "BAT! BAT?! I'M AFRAID OF BATS!?"
 * Batula: "Dude, I am a bat!"
 * Loogar looks at Batula and screams!
 * Loogar: "THE PROCESSOR TOLD ME YOU WERE A MUTANTED MOUSE WITH WINGS!?"
 * Narcotic: "(Gaffaws), Watching people is fear is funny!"
 * Hank: "COOL! THAT IS AWESOME, LITTLE GIRL?! OH, DO NARCOTIC NEXT! HE'S AFRAID OF THOSE ACID SPITTING ROBOT DINOS?!"
 * Narcotic: "HANK, DON'T, OR SHE'LL-" (Nile turns into a robot Diloposaurus and it fires acid on his face) YAAAAAHH, YOU IDIOT!! (Smacks Hank)
 * Nile: (Turns back into her real self) Can I still do the water spell, father?
 * Amutt: Of course, dear. Just be careful.
 * Nile: YAY!! (Summons water from a nearby river, yet drains it out completely as fish were seen coughing and gagging, yet before Nile could launch it at Qui)
 * Amutt: WHOA, HONEY, I DON'T THINK SHE NEEDS THAT MUCH!! YOU WANT HER TO BECOME A GIANT WATER BALLOON?!?
 * Nile:...Sorry. (Gives Qui a small amount of water and throws the rest back in the river)
 * Qui: Ok, I think I got this now. AHEM... (Prepares again, and after a pause for dramatic effect, Qui orars loudly, and this began summoning mummies from the ground)
 * Starbot #1: Uh-oh!
 * Starbot #2: Prepare to attack! Prepare to atta- (A mummy rips it's head off, and the mummies began to tear apart the Starbot armies one-by-one)
 * Another Reptilian Being: Sir, there appears to be mummies tearing up our forces! What should we do now?
 * Nuke: Oh, I'm sure that's nothing the Jetpack Commandos can't fix.
 * Qui: (Sees that blue armored Starbots are flying into the battlefield) Hmmph, I should've known Nuke would throw the Jetpack Commandos at us. They always were unstoppable to any rebellions in the AUU.
 * Amutt: Pure machinery cannot match our power. Scor-Pan! You may release them!
 * Scor-Pan pulled out a green orb, tossed it, and it freed an army of feroious Locust men and flew into the Jetpack Commando wave, and an intense fight ensues!
 * Qui: "My glories, those beasts are brutal! And quick!"
 * Amutt: "Oh, the Locu-men are not even my strongest. Scor-Pan, release Fire-Wind!"
 * Scor-Pan: (He tosses a red orb, and the Giant Falcon/Phoenix from before appeared and unleashed fiery death upon the armies)
 * Amutt: And the best has yet to come... Release the Oasis Turtle!
 * Scor-Pan: (Tosses a green orb that transforms into a giant flying sea turtle with a floating oasis on it's back, which was in even size with the DR Ship)
 * Qui: HOLY ASS-C****** GOD!!!
 * Amutt: THIS will be our method of travel throughout the UUniverses, AND our greatest defense. Watch and learn! (The Oasis Turtle makes whale-like noises and opens it's mouth to reveal a massive yellow light, which blinds the Dark Radicals)
 * Nuke: WHAT THE HE- AAAAHHH!!!
 * Many-Eyed Red Being: AAAHHH, BRIGHT!!!
 * Squid-Like Being: (His eyes were literally burning, dubbed as fish guy) MY EYES!!!
 * Reptilian Being: NUKE, WHAT'S GOING ON?!?
 * Nuke: I don't know. I sure hope it isn't some kind of we--(The turtle hacks flaming acidic balls which rapidly damage the DR ship)
 * Computer: Warning, warning: acidic substance doing significant damage to bridge.
 * Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being: BY THE GLORIES, THAT THING IS GOING TO MELT THE SHIP DOWN!!!
 * Nuke: Calm yourself, Cassel! We'll just activate the shield and we'll have this fight in the bag!
 * Yellow Unicorn-Horned Being (Cassel): Well, if you say so, sir.
 * Nuke: Hacko, get the emergency RLV ready just in case!
 * Reptilian Being (Hacko): Yes, sir! (On radio) Attention, attention, the boss says that we need to get the reusable launch vehicle ready in case of emergency!- (The Turtle fires another flaming acidic ball) WHAAAOOHH!! AND DO IT QUICKLY!!
 * Starbot: Roger roger! (Presses a few buttons as a computer screen shows connections on the bridge)
 * Nuke: This beats escape pods am I right, everyone? Too much trouble just to get to them.
 * Hacko: "AND PELASE DO IT QUICK?!"
 * The Lu-men began piling on the glass!
 * Winshield wipers smack them away
 * The Bridge deattaches and escapes!
 * Qui: "Ugh, I forgot that was a thing with them."
 * Amutt: "They will be dealt with in good time. Now, if all the crusades are dealt with, it's time we-"
 * Nile: "OOHHHHH! LOOK! DESERTA! HAS ROBOT CAMELS NOW?!"
 * Giant walkers simular to AT-ATs from Starwars with Scourge Symbols on them.
 * Mercurymon's voice: "PRESENTING, THE FIRST UNVEILING OF THE SOCURGE MASTERS!? POWER WALKING MACHINES OF DESTRUCTION?! Allow me to deminstraight....... FIRE AT WILL?!"
 * The Scourge Masters began firing at the Scarab Guardian!
 * Mercurymon: (The attacks don't do much to the Scarab Guardian)...WHY ISN'T IT WORKI--(Both the Scarab and the Oasis Turtle attacked the walkers, rendering them into small Makuta pieces, and launching the Scourge Imperials straight off into the distance screaming)
 * Amutt: Like I said, machinery doesn't pose a threat to us.
 * Qui: I am impressed.
 * Sleme and her friends were hiding.
 * Sleme: ".... Donkus, Croad. We need a plan to stop the propicy from coming true."
 * Croad the Toad: "But how are we gonna stop this?"
 * Donkus the Donkey: "Ya'll saw that thang! It blew up our friends to smitereens! LIKE SODA WITH POP ROCKS?!"
 * Croad: "Besides, we lost Crangor!"
 * Sleme: "..... Crangor means nothing to me. He was only gonna stop the propicy only for profet. I'm actselly trying to do it to stop Amutt.... Like what my ansister did."
 * Donkus: "Now ait, hold up? What you talking about girl?"
 * Sleme: "..... My ansister was respondsable of alarming the gods of what Amutt was planning to do to the universe. She sympathes that Amutt was being a good father and husband, but.... What he's doing makes him no better then any of those villain crusades."
 * Croad: ".... Then why you mercenary then?"
 * Sleme: "..... Exposing Amutt is considered an act of servent/lord betrail. Servents are never allowed to expose anything to anyone, even if it was a conspiracty....."
 * Donkus: ".... Oh I see what's really going on here. Girl, by all accounts, your ansister did the right thing."
 * Sleme: "Not to the word of the Pharohs! Servents are suppose to be loyal and obedient, and.... Even the act of exposing a terror crime in the making is considered a betrayal to standerds."
 * Croad: ".... So, true moivation for involvement with Crangor is....?"
 * Sleme: "Because that idiot mutt was the closet fool brave enough to seek out Amutt.... And failed. Obviously. But he outlived his purpose. I must now redeem my family's honor by bringing Justice to Amutt. Even if I had to use... (An enchanted blade was reveil) This. The blade of Set.... Something even the gods themselves fear.... A blade said to curse an immortal being of all kinds to a high level of Morality Illness that even becoming amoral can't fixed."
 * Donkus: "Wait, but shouldn't he TECNECALLY already have that since he's doing this to reform socity? Isn't that an act of, caring for mortals?"
 * Sleme: "He knows of the illness, you fools! He balences it out by being amoral to his actions. He does it like what any god would do to a sin-riddled civilisation! He made his family, even the light-headed Nile understand this."
 * Donkus and Croad: "Ohhh...."
 * Sleme: "But with the blade of Set, the morality illness will be at a state not even being amoral would cure. Amutt will be stopped either way."
 * Croad: "But.... Won't that leave Samutt and daughters, heart-broken?"
 * Sleme: "Believe me, I don't want to ruin Amutt's family, but Amutt himself is a deludional monster, who he and the Scarlet Messiah will end up ruining our universes into this, deluded "True Enlightenment" scam that'll only lead to misery! On both good and evil...."
 * Donkus: ".... But what about that Qui chick? What's gonna stop her from continuing the propicy without Amutt?"
 * Sleme: "She's already targeted by the heroes. Even at her state, she won't fare any much different."
 * Croad: "I, I still do not feel right ending life of father and husband just to stop conquest and new age."
 * Sleme: "Believe me, I am NOT like Crangor! I don't believe ending Amutt's life would make me any less of a monster like he is, but if both of you idiots had any suggestions, I like to hear it!"
 * Croad and Donkus look scared and are cowering!
 * Sleme: "Hmmpt. The one thing you two get rid is obedience."
 * Croad: "It's, not at you."
 * Sleme made a surprise face, and looked to see Celestia with Luna and Twilight.
 * Sleme: "...... Oh shit..... How, long have you three been standing there?"
 * Twilight: Too long.
 * Celestia:...You know something, Sleme? You might actually be of use to us. Come with us if you want to live.
 * Croad: Why should we trust you?
 * Celestia: If I wasn't here to help you, we'd already have you beaten. Hurry, the Scarab Guardian will notice us soon. (The three follow them and they teleport away right as the Scarab Guardian walks in sight)
 * Amutt: Alright, Qui! The time has come to leave Deserta and take to our next destination.
 * Qui:...And I think I have just the place to start. (The Scarab Guardian crawls onto the Oasis Turtle which flies off into space, and travels a lot faster until it goes into hyperspeed)
 * Timon: THESE mercenaries could be useful? Why is that?
 * Twilight: Well, they apparently have a weapon that could be of use to us against the power of Amutt.
 * Sleme: (Shows them the Blade of Set, and most of the High Council is surprised)
 * Yen Sid:...I can't believe it! You actually found the Blade of Set?
 * Pinkie: The Blade of setting what?
 * Yen Sid: No, no, no, Set is the name of the Egyptian God of storms, deserts, chaos and war.
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAAHHH, I DO NOT WANNA TOUCH THAT THING, THEN!!!
 * Yen Sid: Yes, this sword actually belonged to Set himself, and you know what, it was actually the sword he used in Egyptian mythology to kill and mutilate Osiris, AND he continued to use this sword during his battles with Osiris' son, Horus, until Set was eventually beaten and killed, leaving his very own sword to be lost forever.
 * Nala: And...I take it since that sword is in her possession, then those gods are real?
 * Zeus: As real as they come. And one of our duties, besides trying to prevent the prophecy from coming true in Amutt's image, was to find all the Egyptian Gods' artifacts like this one.
 * Rainbow Dash: And what makes this sword so special?
 * Yen Sid: When a sword is crafted by a being of chaos and war, it can do terrible and cataclysmic things. The Blade of Set is said to be so powerful, it could not only kill gods like some God swords such as the sacred Blade of Olympus--
 * Zeus: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT SWORD, THANK YOU!!!
 * Yen Sid:...Right, anyway, it could not only kill gods, but it does so through infecting them with morality sickness, and not even sticking to who you are like you should will be unable to fix it.
 * Fu Dog: HOLY CRAP, WHAT KIND OF GOD WOULD CREATE SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!?
 * Zeus: A god of chaos, that's who. Every god of every country has something that can be used against other gods. My father has the Kronus Stone, Nega-Ares has the...weapon that must not be named..., and Set has THIS! Hell, even OUR Ares had a sword that could kill gods. In fact, he made a LOT of them. If you're a god of war, you have to have something that can be a match for a god. When Set killed Osiris with this thing, it definitely gave him morality sickness. Sure his wife...and sister for that matter...Isis, resurrected him, but Osiris now has a condition where he is forbidden from talking to mortals without the use of godly substances, otherwise he would die. And believe me when I say that it's a pain when we gods have to resurrect ourselves.
 * Fluttershy: "But, isn't killing Amutt too, extreme? He has a family, and-"
 * Ignitus: "Now who said ANYTHING about killing Amutt? We strictly will only use it to scare him out of his deludions."
 * Sleme: "And how will you know he won't mistake it as a threat to his life and do the same what he did to Crangor?"
 * Ignitus: "Alien Cannons are one thing, but even Amutt would not dare stand up to the Blade of Set. You likely already know that."
 * Sleme: ".... That's, the thing. He thinks the real blade was long destroyed by the gods since Horus defeated Set. Anything simular, even the actual thing itself, he'll think it's nothing more then a pretender or a fake."
 * Celestia: "Scor-Pan may likely be less ignorent. He seems knowledgeable of the Egyptian gods, he's likely to know the blade well."
 * Sleme: Well, I still don't think Amutt will be willing to believe that the Blade of Set is in our possession. The only proof we have of it being the actual thing is using it.
 * Yen Sid:...There is actually another way to prove it's the real thing. You see, all god-crafted swords give off a spectral glare in the sunlight that only gods and immortal beings can see. Once Amutt sees it glare in the sunlight, he'll know it's real.
 * Sleme:...That's actually rather convenient.
 * Zeus: Yeah, it's true. Not just because I know the Egyptian Gods well because...you know, the whole thing with Alexander the Great and Cleopatra's marriage and all, but because all Gods know it. Trust me, when Amutt sees that blade in the sunlight, he'll know we mean business.
 * Twilight: So what's the plan, then?
 * Celestia: Well, we definitely can't handle this on our own. We need to go see the Shell Lodge Squad. Hopefully, they'll have Banzai's 'fear of chickens' problem solved by now.

Chapter 3: Invasion of the Drones and Mummies
Back the Lougers around the end of the last episode. Dragon Realms New York City. Dragon Gaurdian temple. Louger safe room. The Oasis on "Galapa-God". Elsewhere Galapa-God Oasis Later.
 * Icky: (He screams loud enough to wake up all the other Lodgers)
 * Fidget: AAAH, I'M UP, I'M UP!!!
 * Trixie: YAAAHH!!! THE NOISE HURTS MY EARS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Huh, that actually worked.
 * Kairi: (Yawns) It certainly did. At least we're all alive.
 * Spyro: And we took down Freddy.
 * Power in the Dragon Temple is restored.
 * The Lougers cheered in victory!
 * Icky: "Aw man, I'm so glad we'll be able to get some sleep. It's only......... 6:59?!"
 * Shifu: "WHAT!? Well, it appears that time moves faster when ones' asleep."
 * Iago: "Or Freddy was lying about it still being Midnight just to scare us into losing focus."
 * Cynder: "Reguardless, it'll give us the chance to meet up with our friends and the High Council in the crusade for Qui."
 * ???: "Jigglyuff!"
 * Everyone saw that the Freddy Dressed Jigglypuff was still there.
 * Icky: "Uh, why is the Jigglypuff still there?"
 * Soothsayer: "Perhaps whatever Freddy creates in reality actselly becomes reality."
 * Joe: "I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS?! (BRINGS OUT A SHOTGUN?!)"
 * Spongebob: "NO WAIT!? WITHOUT FREDDY, IT'S TOTALLY HARMLESS NOW!?"
 * Joe: "WHO SAID I WANTED TO KILL THAT THING OVER A PSYCO CHICKEN!? THAT OVER-RATED SERIES POKEMON HAS OVER-SHADOWED DIGIMON AND MADE US LOOK LIKE RIP-OFFS EVEN WHEN WE CLEARLY HAVE VERY DIFFERENT STORYLINES!? HELL, ALL OF OUR CREATURES CAN TALK GIVE-OR-TAKE EXCEPTIONS?!"
 * Merlin: "THERE'S STILL NO NEED FOR VIOLENCE! We'll have the creature sent to Fluttershy's care after we're done with Qui!"
 * Joe: "But-"
 * Gomamon: "Whoa Joe! I ain't a fan of those Poke-geeks myself, but killing them is not gonna make us anymore superior to them! Not to mention you'll get in trouble with cops for Pokemon abuse!"
 * Joe: "Since WHEN is there a law against abusing Pokemon?"
 * Icky: "It's been around ever since the Francise was introdused in america."
 * Joe sighed in annoyence.
 * Joe: "Oh yeah..... THAT law."
 * Private: "I'm afraid to ask, why do you Digimon guys have a problem with Pokemon?"
 * Izzy: "Mainly because we kinda got over-shadowed by Pokemon. Because Pokemon had qoute, "Cuter creatures", it became a marketed success."
 * Icky: "But isn't Digimon fairly popular in America as well?"
 * Tai: "Yeah, but because the Poke-geeks came first, they're argueably even MORE successful then us. The first gen alone sold ZILLIONS of mercendice!? Let's just say, we know how the Go-Bots feel about being over-shadowed by Transformers."
 * Icky: "Wait, what the hell are Go-Bots?"
 * Agumon: "You see what we mean?"
 * Icky: "Oh.... I get it now..... But still, I think it's about time we head to Deserta before-"
 * The Louge Computer begins to act up!
 * Louge Computer: "ALERT!? ALERT?! ALERT?! AN INVADION FORCE HAS APPEARED ON THE DRAGON REALMS?!"
 * Cynder: "INVADION?! COULD BE INVADING IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT IMPOURENT TIME, I-"
 * The screen changes and the Lougers gasp!
 * Cynder: "........"
 * Icky: "... OH SHIT NO!?"
 * Cynder: "Qui......."
 * A Giant Scarab Beetle was stomping about in the city, causing citizens to run in a panic as Millaterry personal arrive in quick shock.
 * Qui and Silluettes of dog people were seen.
 * Qui: "BEHOLD, UNENLIGHTED!? I, AM YOUR MESSIAH?! I AM YOUR SALVATION?! I, AM, THE SCARLET DRAGON?! THE BRINGER OF TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT!?"
 * Qui roars a great roar, as then, armies of Mummie Warriors magicly rose from the ground, as Qui Drones charge in from the skies and reek havic on the city!
 * Qui: "THE AGE OF UNENLIGHTENMENT AS ENDED!? THE NEW SCARET AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT, SHALL BEGIN?!"
 * The City goes into great ruin as the Mummy Warriors over-wealm the Millaterry as the Millaterry retreats in fear!
 * The Giant Scarab destroys the buildings of the city, and destroys Tri-corn's statue of Liberty!
 * Citizens and Millaterry flee for their lives as the Mummies and Qui Drones persue them!
 * Qui: "DO NOT RUN FROM ENLIGHTENMENT?! EMBACE IT?! LET ME HELP YOU EMBRACE THE NEW ERA OF PEACE!?"
 * Qui breaths ice that creates a great ice wall, preventing the citizens and millaterry from being able to escape as the Mummies and Qui Drones close in on them!
 * The Lougers stared in horror as a bright glow was seen on the screen!
 * Icky: "..... At, least Qui found her new purpose in life?"
 * Cynder: "THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN HER TRYING TO UNITE THE VILLAIN TEAMS?! SHE'S EVEN MORE HORRENDUSLY MISGUIDED THEN EVER BEFORE!? WE HAVE TO STOP HER?!"
 * Moans and growls are heard.
 * Trixie: "(Fearfully) Uh, guys? We have guests!"
 * The Mummy Warriors began to magicly rise from the ground!
 * Squidward: "..... Maybe we were better off with a Freddy Kruger inspired Chicken."
 * Lougers: "No kidding."
 * Trixie: "Uh, Sponge? Plan?"
 * Spongebob: "Just one...... WE SURRENDER!?"
 * The Mummies look surprised on what just accured.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Spongebob, please tell me this is just a clever plan to lure us closer to the problem."
 * Spongebob: ".... Actselly, this is my plan. Just giving up so we can get the oppertunity to negosiate with Qui."
 * Skipper: "THAT AIN'T GONNA FLY?! RICO?! SMOKE BOMB!?"
 * Rico hacked up a smoke bomb that explouded! The Lougers vanished!
 * The Mummies began to scearch everywhere!
 * Skipper: "Instead of giving up like cowerds, we're gonna fight to the last man standing! Kolwalski, stragity?!"
 * Kowalski: I recommend we target Qui on top of that giant Scarab Beetle. We might need to capture her so we can know what's going on. Though we might have to watch for her forces.
 * Skipper: Let's see how these forces can deal with the awesomeness of the Shell Lodge Squad! We're forcing our way to her!
 * Kowalski: I don't think that's a good idea, Skipper--
 * Skipper: THAT'S AN ORDER, KOWALSKI!!
 * SpongeBob: HEY, I GIVE THE ORDERS AROUND HERE, PAL! You only have leadership of your comrades, but I command ALL OF YOU, UNDERSTOOD?!? And I say...WE FORCE OUR WAY TO QUI!!!
 * Skipper: YES!! (Tigress face-palms herself)
 * Shifu: WAIT!! I think Kowalski's right! We can't just rush in there without a plan. Even with our numbers, we'd just get overwhelmed. We need a plan here.
 * Skipper: Then what do you suggest we do, genius? (Shifu gives him the Wushi Finger Hold) YAH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, DON'T SKA-DOOSH ME!!! (Shifu lets go)
 * Shifu: "Good. Now, we need to find a way to get on that scarab giant and confront Qui about her new friends."
 * Icky: "Well we KNOW she's not doing this for reuniting the villain teams, but, why did went from that to a dark but misguided messiah so quickly?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Let's see if the UU guide has an answer for that. (Brings out the UU guide) Now, let me type in Deserta legends and history, and add in anything to do with Mummies and Giant beetles and....... (Face quickly becomes uncheerful and becomes fearful.) Oh dear.... Oh, very, very, VERY dear."
 * Sparx: "..... Why are you talking like that, I don't like it...."
 * Icky: ".... It's fucking bad, isn't it?"
 * Mr. Dodo:... Have you, by any chance, heard of Priestlord Amuttamon?
 * Iago: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Sparx: Nope.
 * Sandy: No idea.
 * Private: Nothing.
 * Merlin: I have.
 * Shifu: As did I. As members of the High Council, we were dedicated to making sure the prophecy he wanted to come true involving a scarlet dragon and an army of mummies and powerful beasts to begin a conquest for enlightenment wouldn't come true in his terms. We knew we couldn't prevent the prophecy from coming true, but we could stop it from being completed.
 * Merlin: We just didn't expect that Qui, of all people, would be the one to fulfill it.
 * Mr. Dodo: And the list of Amutt's monsters are baffling! He's got two mummified greyhounds, which was with Scor-Pan, an army of giant carnivorous locusts-men, a giant falcon/phoenix hybeed, which we've ALSO seen with Scor-pan, this giant scarab, A spy-falcon capable to duplicate itself for multiable spying, and the biggest of them all, a giant flying sea turtle with an oasis on it's back which is their primary means of transport across the UUniverses.
 * Icky: JESUS F****** C***-S****** CHRIST!!! CARNIVOROUS LOCUST MEN?!? A GAINT TURTLE!?! A CLONE MAKING SPY FALCON!? NOW IT IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO CHARGE IN THERE WITHOUT A PLAN!!
 * Shifu: Why did you think I stopped us?
 * Skipper: Then... What do we do? (Qui's roar was heard, and mummies came bursting from the floor and grabbed the Shell Lodgers as they struggled to break free)
 * Qui: (She and Amutt and family arrived to the front door) These are the Lodgers I've been talking about! They weren't with the High Council when I expected them to be.
 * Amutt: Hmm, I wonder why that was?
 * Icky: "..... Funny story. We were atatcked by a Freddy Kruger inspired nightmare monster chicken let loose by Lord Cobra, and, OBVIOUSLY, we were too late to stop THIS party from happening."
 * Qui and the Amutt family stared confused.
 * Po: "We know it sounds stupid, just, roll with it."
 * Cynder: Qui, I don't understand why you're doing this. I thought you discovering your true origins would refraign you from doing things like this. Does this REALLY make you any better than who you were before?
 * Qui: "(Scoff), Your still alive, are you not? If I was doing this as THAT Qui, those mummies would've already killed you. See, I CAN change."
 * Cynder: "Well, I can't argue with that, but still! THIS IS FAR FROM BEING BETTER THEN TRYING TO UNITE FUEDING VILLAINS TOGATHER!?"
 * Qui: "Your lucky I expect the un-enlighten to talk like this. Espeically people who protect this cycle of misery from those that tried to offer some change, even if it wasn't the RIGHT change! Hell, YOUR the same people who wouldn't let a victim of an anti-rodent regine in this "Alberta" place from getting the justice for the pain he went through for the lost of his family! You didn't let a poor girl from Kratos get justice from a questionable race called "Mimics" by becoming the leader of the planet! Heck, even a once honored fallen hero from Equestia doesn't seem to get a break from you people?!"
 * Po: "Hey, in our defence, Le Rat was pretty much a psycopath that wasn't making rat discrimination anymore gone, Jessie was cheating to get into leadership, and Pred is preety much a muderious xenophobe!"
 * Qui: "HEY! Don't, get me wrong. They were as unenlighten as they came! But you know what's respondsable for them being like this?! SOCITY?! Think about it?! Would Le Rat even be a pirate if Alberta didn't desided to be discriminive to rodents?! Would this Jessie girl even be a bully, let alone an attempted usurper if the guy that screwed her over was punished before he got to do it again? And would Pred even got in trouble with you all IF SOCITY DIDN'T JUST DESIDED TO FORGIVE THE CLEARLY STILL CORRUPTABLE MYTHIC CREATURE COMMUNITY TOO SOON?! I mean, it's OBVIOUS A MAJORITY OF THOSE UNENLIGHTEN BEASTS STILL THINK PONIES ARE A JOKE AND A WASTE OF SPACE?! And yet Celestia wanted them to be FRIENDS with her people? Nothing against unconventional rulers, but, a more CONVENTIONAL ruler would just keep his/her people AWAY from a still hostile community at all costs!"
 * Mantis: "Ok, WHY try to justify people you barely even know?"
 * Qui: "I mainly learnted about them from Amutt. Granted I tecnecally did known Pred before in that Plunderweed fiasco, but I didn't fully understood, or properly cared, about what that guy's problem was. I thought he was just nuts until Amutt came in. My point is, if socity was just more fair to them, then we wouldn't have those people turning into villains! Then maybe the people they hurt or even KILLED wouldn't've been included in the cycle of pain and misery! Do you ALL see what I'm trying to get across here? I, am not that Qui anymore! I am the Scarlet Messiah here to free both universes of the pain caused by Socity and it's basturd unintentionally created basturd child, villainy! I am the bringer of True Enlightenment! Darkness Qui am I no more! I am.... JUST QUI!"
 * Icky: "Ya know, kinda a wasted oppertunity ya didn't called yourself "Lightness Qui"."
 * Qui: "Nah, just Qui will be find. I'm done with using non-people names in my name. So Lougers, I have come to bring to you all TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT! And togather, we will convert socity into a true force of fairness and equility to all and eradicate villainy! Will you, embrace enlightenment?"
 * Squidward: "(Sarcasticly) Will we be getting business cards?"
 * Qui: "... I'm not a stranger to sarcasum. I have the distent feeling you people aren't taking this seriously! What's wrong with bring true enlightenment to both troubled universes?"
 * Cynder: "YOUR DOING IT THROUGH CONQUEST, YOU GOLDEN HORNED IDIOT?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE PEOPLE EMBRACE ANY OF THIS ENLIGHTENMENT STUFF IF YOU ROBBED PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN DESTENYS?! What remote good is that if your basicly commiting cultural and freewill geniside?!"
 * Qui: "I promise the conquest will be mostly bloodless. With exception to those that threaten the Amutt family, like that Crangor idiot and his mercenaries, but, they were unable to be given true enlightenment, so, we gave them a chance to rest peacefully in the afterlife. And because you guys a great heroes, you have a great chance at Enlightenment! But as I can obviously see, your gonna be, abit stubbern. Not surprising from socity's and the High Council's lap-dogs. But don't worry. The Age of the Flawwed High Council is coming to an end! The Age of True Enlightenment, is coming! And I'm gonna be the one who politely opens the door for it."
 * Viper: "Qui, as much as we appresiate you have forsaken villainy and want to help make things better, I'm afraid neither you or Amutt have the right ideas in doing."
 * Po: "Yeah! I mean, your hearts are in the right place, but your heads.... Well."
 * Mad Hatter: "I believe, this little birdy discribes you two well enough!"
 * Mad Hatter brings out a Kookoo Clock, and the Kookoo bird started to go Koo-koo, Koo-koo, Koo-koo!
 * Amutt: "Hmmpt. Typical un-enlighten humor. Crude and tasteless."
 * Qui: "As RUDE as that was, I am no longer, THAT QUI?! Instead, you just proved you'll be an EVEN bigger challnage to convert, so, I'll save you people for later, along with the Professor and a few former partners of mind. Mummies, take them to the cage on Galapa-God, then rejoin us in the full uninterupted conquest of the planet! And then, more and more of these worlds! Bringing true Enlightenment is gonna be a shoo-in with pretty much the only people locked up like animals!"
 * The Mummies began dragging them away.
 * The Lougers are stuffed in the same cage as Professor Eagle-Beak and the over villains.
 * Scor-Pan and the Deserta Bandits arrived.
 * Scor-Pan: "How ironic is this... We're the criminals, yet your ones in jail. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! Soon, True Enlightenment shall avenge all!"
 * Po: "AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO GAIN FROM IT, SCOR-PAN?! MONEY!? POWER!? REVENGE!?"
 * Scor-Pan: "You don't actselly think I'm still a bandit leader, am I? I TOO am one of Amutt's creations! His first one, and one capable to master and tame these creatures before you?!"
 * Icky: "Then why surround yourself with the very people your enlightenment crap is against, hypocrite?"
 * Scor-Pan: "They were once mere Circus Folk. Part of several attractions, no less. Till terrorable Human named "El Amazeso" ruined their livelyhoods with faulty insurence scam! I took thise poor souls in and gave them oppertunity to avenge this crime!"
 * Alex: "Yeah, the Lougers took care of El Jerko for you guys, so your pretty much already avenged!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Stopping El Amazeso came too late. Now we also want to convert the socity that created El Amazeso."
 * Cynder: "You don't have to be loyal to this, Scor-Pan. Your devotion will come at a heavy price."
 * Scor-Pan: "But I must! I am loyal to Amutt, and not even threat to being sent to Banish Realms itself will deter me! Deserta Bandits, moniter the misfits and the Professor and friends. I am going to resume helping great Amutt bringing Dragon Realms true enlightenment."
 * Scor-Pan leaves.
 * Wisp: ".... Honestly, I don't get why we went from being mere thieves to zealotical conquesters in litterally a day."
 * Thu Fuei: "Yes, but our loyalty belongs to Scor-Pan. He promises us justice for what Amazeso did to Ringmaster Jermamy, and fatally broke his heart with ruining his beloved circus."
 * Pinklets started to cry!
 * Dick: "Oh there there ladies. Things are gonna be good now. We pretty much one, and the only people actselly a threat are captured. What could possability go wrong?"
 * Slashwing: "GAAAH!? DICK YOU IDIOT?! THAT'S A KARMA PROVOKING WORD!?"
 * Dick: "Aw, I don't believe in that Karma stuff. What could possably go wrong?"
 * Slashwing: DAAAH, YOU SAID IT TWICE!!!
 * Dick: I'm serious, nothing is going to happen! I mean, come on, it's not like--
 * Slashwing: STOP SAYING KARMA-TRIGGERING WORDS!!! YOU'LL ONLY BUILD UP THE COMEUPPANCE!!!
 * Dick: You guys are idiots. That cage is locked up tight and it's...overfilled, isn't it? (The cage busted open from the pressure, and released the Lodgers who in turn beat up the outnumbered Deserta Bandits) AAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAAAAAAAHHH!!! (Dick was seen with a bruised and beaten bodies)...I'm not a religious hippo, but I now believe in Karma demons!
 * Karma Fairy: (Scoffs) They think we're demons! (The Karma fairies laughed)
 * Icky: Alright, let's restrain these guys and get the hell off this oversized turtle.
 * Sam: Well, it's too bad our van is still at the Dragon Temple...which we're not at...and we have no idea where we are...in the UUniverses...or on the turtle for that matter. (Dramatic music plays as the camera eased off to a view of the entire oasis on the turtle's back, and Skipper's angry words were heard in the background)
 * Icky: ARE YOU F****** S******* ME?!? WE HAVE NO WAY OFF THIS FLOATING SHELL-BALL, NO FORM OF TRANSPORTATION, NO WAY TO KNOW WHERE WE ARE, AND WE'RE BASICALLY STRANDED?!? F*********************************************!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well good! At least Qui will be spared from the Galactic Federation's plan to exicute Qui!"
 * Po: "WHOA WHOA WAIT!? What makes you think they would do that?"
 * Icky: "They may be a bunch of rule-stiffs, but they can be reasoned with."
 * Eagle-Beak: "NOT, ALL OF THEM?! A MONSTER IN COUNCILER'S ROBES WANTS HER DEAD FOR HER CRIMES AGAINST BOTH UNIVERSES!?"
 * The Lougers groan with obvious dissatisfaction.
 * Skipper: "You mean that unlikeable jackass of a Slimeballian Sourball? That guy's both a poor representation of the Galactic Federation and his own people! He has no real power?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "NOT UNTIL THE DON SLIME INSODENT?! Ironicly thanks to you lougers convincing the Grand Council Woman to spare that ugly mutant crime boss, the otherwise unlikeable "Slimeball of the Federation" has gained a credability! That monster is tricking even those against the death penality to have my daughter killed?! And as much I can't stand the idea of Qui being turned into a false messiah, I HATE THE IDEA OF HER BEING EXICUTED EVEN MORE?! AND TO KEEP HER ALIVE, I'LL HAVE TO DEFEAT EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?! HANK, CONJURE UP A MUTANT ARMY FROM THE SURROUND VEGITATION!?"
 * Sandy: "It doesn't have to be like this Hank! Remember Candence?!"
 * Hank: "Sorry to do this Lougers, but Qui's a bud, even if she's looney now. I'm not gonna let some donkus snail alien have her killed!"
 * Hank brings out his mutantion gun and begins turning the Oasis' trees, bushes, and friuts into mutanted monsters!
 * Sandy: "DAG NAPPIT EAGLE-BEAK, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS?! QUI IS GONNA GO AROUND, MAKE HERSELF WORSE, AND YOUR JUST GONNA TUSSLE WITH THE ONLY PEOPLE CAPABLE TO SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HER?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "IF IT MEANS SHE'LL LIVE, THEN I DON'T CARE IF YOUR THE ONLY ONES CAPABLE TO STOP A SUN EXPLOUDING!? I AM NOT GONNA LOSE QUI AGAIN!? PLANT MUTANTS, ATTACK!?"
 * The Plant Mutants charged!
 * Skipper: "Kolwalski? Please tell me you created that reverse mutantion ray you always bragged about."
 * Kolwalski: "Sadly forgot it this morning, Skipper."
 * Merlin sighed annoyed and turned the plants back to normal!
 * Merlin: "GOOD PROFESSOR, THIS HARDLY VERY PRODUCTIVE!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "ALLIES, ATTACK?!"
 * Hank, Batula, Anima, Sting'nBite, Loogar, Sing Jin Sue, Celisus and Narcotic charged
 * Eagle-Beak looked annoyed at QP.
 * QP: ".... I'm not fighting a pointless fight."
 * Eagle-Beak: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH?!"
 * Anima charged at the Penguins!
 * Anima: "YOUR SOULS ARE MINE, DESENDENTS OF MY ENEMIES?!" (Rico hacks up a flashlight, turns it on, and scares off Anima)
 * Skipper: Whew! At least we know what else can hold him back besides Pinkie.
 * Sting'n Bite: (Buzzes towards Fidget as he screams until Boss Wolf mallets him into Looger)
 * Batula: GRRRGH!! (Uses his sonar to hypnotize some of the Lodgers)
 * Batty: (Pokes him in the back, and when Batula turns around)...*BZZZAT* THIS IS SPARTA!!! (Kicks Batula in the face in slow motion)
 * Celsius: Alright, Lodgers, this has gone far enough! We won't let you send Qui to her doom! (Bursts in flame as he gets the Lodgers trapped in a flame ring)
 * Merlin: (Notices a nearby pond)...Hydra erupticonna! (Levitates water from the pond and spins it in a watery ring above him, and sprinkles it across the fire ring and everything in the middle, including the fire-bursting Celsius who turns to ash)
 * Celsius: GROCK!!! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I KEEP GETTING SOAKED BY THESE BASTARDS?!?
 * Narcotic: Relax, Celsius, I got your back! (Takes out his infector gun) Ever since I got this baby back, I've taken the liberty of upgrading it for MAXIMUM INFECTION!!! (He presses a button on it and it transforms into a bigger weapon)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY WOLLY!!!
 * Narcotic: Say goodbye to your skin, Lodgers! (The gun rapidly fires a green fire-like beam of disease as the Lodgers duck out of the way, and everyone begins to put on oxygen masks)
 * Patrick: Thank goodness for these spare gas masks!
 * Eagle-Beak: (With gas mask) WHOA, NARCOTIC, THAT'S A TAD TOO EXTREME!! WE WANT THEM ALIVE!!!
 * Narcotic: What? I got this set to a non-lethal disease.
 * Eagle-Beak: Yes, but you want our own to suffer that, too?
 * Narcotic:... Oops. (The villains begin to get sick with green swollen pox on their skin, bloodshot eyes, vomiting, and dizziness)
 * Anima: "Thank goodness I'm tecnecally already dead or otherwise this would be a problem to me and-"
 * Rico flashes the light again, causing Anima to scream!
 * Rico laughs!
 * Eagle-Beak:... Exactly what kind of sickness is this?
 * Narcotic: Slime Pox D, of course, the least lethal of the Slime Pox viruses. I... (Checks the vials used in the gun)... Whoops, I used Slime Pox A by mistake! (A burst was heard)
 * Looger: AAAHH!!! IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! OH, GOD, THAT HURT SO MUCH!!! AAA-HAA-HAA-HAAOOOWWWCCHH!!
 * Narcotic:... Yeah, that is the worst of the viruses. Still not fatal though. Just more... Painful.
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) Get this infectious s*** cleaned up and let's do this WITHOUT any casualties.
 * Narcotic: Okay, okay! (Sucks up the infectious gases with the gun, and the Lodgers take off their masks)
 * Icky: Nice cheating, loser! It didn't helped your guys at all, MORON!?
 * Lord Shen pounces on Narcotic!
 * Sing Jin Sue and Viper confronted each-other.
 * Sing Jin Sue: "I envisioned us having another chance to deal with our differences sister.... Admitingly, doing it on the back of a giant sea turtle capable to survive space with an oasis with it's own oxygen system is a bit of a surprise."
 * Viper: "Sister, what do you have to gain working with Eagle when your allied to the Guild of China's Worse?"
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Wouldn't you like to have your curiousity settled?"
 * Sing Jin Sue charged and she and Viper began to fight!
 * Hank charged at Sandy!
 * Sandy: (Back-hands Hank to the ground)...Pathetic, Hank! Is that really the best you could do?
 * Hank: You want worse? Well, let's see how you feel about that when you get some NAKED MOLE RAT DNA INTO YOUR SYSTEM!! (Pulls out a grenade with a pink vial on it)
 * Sandy: Oh, come on! THAT'S your worst move on me? Turning me into a naked mole rat/squirrel hybrid?
 * Hank: Maybe. Remember when you were put in jail for public nudity?
 * Sandy: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, PLEASE DON'T MENTION THAT TIME!! First off, it wasn't my fault, Plankton stole my fur pelt and I had to find it somehow. Sure I could've gotten my pressurized suit to cover it, but I couldn't fit it on the coffee pitcher I used to replace my helmet since I lost it. Secondly, I DIDN'T go to jail. I'm good at bringing my own testimony in court, and with help from SpongeBob AND Mr. Krabs' testimonies, I got Plankton to 6 months of community service. And people thought I went to jail for being blamed by possible corrupt law enforcement. The law enforcement of Bikini Bottom may be unreliable and mean at times, but it's DEFINITELY not corrupt.
 * Hank: Whatever! I just wanna see your fur fall off!
 * Sandy: Because you wanna see me naked because you still have a bit of crush in you to stoop to that level, or because you think it's funny?
 * Hank: Whatever you want to think of it! Just hold still so I can make this painless!
 * Hank was about to throw the grenade when-
 * Spongebob: "PELVIC THRUST?! (Thrusts himself) WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (SLAMS INTO HANK?!)"
 * Hank: "D'OH?!"
 * Hank loses the grenade and it hits onto Loogar's head!
 * Loogar: "OW THE BLOODLY-"
 * BOOOM?!
 * Loogar became a hidious Wolverene/Naked Mole Rat hybrid as all his fur fell off spontaneously.
 * Loogar: "Oh please tell me that didn't came from Hank."
 * Trixie: "Uh..... That did. And now.... Well, let's just say you look as if your the reason why Wolverenes and Naked Mole Rats should never have interchourse with eachother."
 * Loogar: "WHAT!?"
 * Loogar looks into the same pond and screams like a girl!
 * Loogar: HOLY CHRIST, I'M NASTY AND MORE EXPOSED THAN I WAS WHEN I WAS A MEGA-MONSTER!!! LOOK AT ME, I'M FLABBY AND GROSS!!
 * Icky: Dude, you shouldn't tell people to look at you when you're looking like that.
 * Looger: (Sees Trixie)"...YOU!? PONY!? YOUR MAGICAL?! TURN ME BACK TO NORMAL AND I'LL KILL YOU PAINLESSLY?!"
 * Trixie: "Don't you mean "Or"? And didn't the griffin instructed you guys NOT to kill?"
 * Loogar goes into a rage and squealed loudly!
 * Trixie screams and makes a run for it!
 * Hank and Spongebob and rolling around and entered into a hands hold-off!
 * Spongebob: "I should informed you that Candence would be very hurt about this! As hurt as I am of you trying to make Sandy naked!"
 * Hank: "TELL HER I WAS PROTECTING A FRIEND FROM DEATH! She'll understand based on that weird Friendship Religen thing."
 * Loogar was about to pounce on Trixie!
 * Trixie: "GILDA?!"
 * Gilda charged in and elbow slamed into Loogar!
 * Loogar: "GAAAHHHHHH-OW?! MY SPINE!?"
 * Gilda holds Loogar down.
 * Gilda: "FOR THE RECORD, FLABBY, TRIXIE ISN'T POWERFUL ENOUGH TO EVEN TURN APPLES INTO ORANGES YET! IF YOU NEED ANYONE MAGICAL TO FIX YOU, ASK MERLIN! NOW, IF MERLIN AGREES TO TURN YOU BACK TO NORMAL, WILL YOU PROMISE TO BACK DOWN!?"
 * Loogar: "I, LOOGAR BOOSALIS, AM NO COWERD!?"
 * Trixie brings out a mirror.
 * Trixie: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA STAY THIS UGLY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVING LIFE?! (SHOWS LOOGAR HIS REFLECTION, AND THE MIRROR BREAKS?!) Oh.... That's 7 years of bad luck."
 * Loogar: "OK, OK! I GIVE?! I GIVE?! I JUST DON'T WANT TO BE A FREAK ANYMORE?!"
 * QP: "And Loogar's out." (Merlin turns him back)
 * Looger:...Where's my fur?!?
 * Merlin: Look pal, I only fixed your DNA, that can't fix your fur's growth span!
 * Looger:...THEN MAKE IT GROW BACK!!
 * Merlin: Okay, okay, geez, but only because you look ugly like that! (Magically makes his fur come back, though puffy)
 * Icky:...Yeah, you'll need a lot of brushing for that one. (Looger growls)
 * Sing Jin Sue was on the verge of over-wealming Viper!
 * Sing Jin Sue: "Give in, little sister! You know my kung-fu is far from being an equil to yours!"
 * Viper: Sing, I know things may seem bad for you after Oogway exiled you and father harshly disowned you, but joining Eagle-Beak isn't going to make you feel better!
 * Sing Jin Sue: Then what SHOULD I do, huh?
 * Viper: You should at least try talking with father! I'm sure by now, he realizes that he was harsh with his words on you. You can't blame him, that's what a lot of fathers go through when their children do something bad. They say things they don't mean. The best you can do is give him a chance--
 * Sing Jin Sue: NEVER!! I've got new friends now! And nothing you say is going to get me to face my awful father again! I love my new life as it is!
 * Viper: But at what cost? You're only making your family name look bad by being a part of this group, even me! I'm not criticized that much because I am a pleasant and famous Kung Fu master.
 * Sing Jin Sue: Don't try and sway me, sister! When people look at me as I am to forever wear this mask, then they know shame! And as long as I still wear it, I must stay with this life!
 * Mantis: Okay, you two, will you stop with the sibling rivalry and make up already?
 * Sing Jin Sue: STAY OUT OF THIS, BUG!! I WILL SQUASH YOU UNTIL--(Mantis was able to overwhelm Sing Jin and pin her to the ground) OOF!!
 * Mantis: I think you've done quite enough today, missy!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHY AREN'T ANY OF YOU DOING BETTER THEN THIS, AND-.... Wait, where is the commander?"
 * Sting'nBite was cowering in fear at Icky holding even what is merely a broken used can of Raid.
 * Sting'nBite: "That poisoned ruined my reputation as proud warriors! RUINED IT!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "..... WHY ISN'T XERXES HELPING?!"
 * Xerxes: "I don't believe in fighting pointless fights as well."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, we almost forgot. HOLY CRAP, XERXES IS BACK?!"
 * Xerxes: "Too late, the dramatic effect is lost."
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) If you want something done right, do it yourself! (Charges his scepter and fires powerful beams at the Lodgers)
 * Skipper: EAGLE-BEAK IS IN ACTION, TAKE COVER!!! (The Lodgers duck from the scepter beam)
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh sure, the other villains are no problem to fight, but when I entered the ring, you all wisely step off. Approbeate enough considering my power. No one on this island is capable to defeat me."
 * ???: "EAGLE-BEAK, THAT IS ENOUGH!?"
 * Eagle-Beak looked to see Celestia and Twilight.
 * Eagle-Beak: "YOU TWO?! HOW DID YOU EVEN GET ON THIS THING?!"
 * Twilight: "Duh, magic."
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... Ok, I walked into that one. But seriously, even with Celestia, your helpless without the elements of harmony or Taiku! I will not lose easil-"
 * Taiku appeared from nowhere and smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
 * Taiku: "AND HE TAKES DOWN THE KINGPIN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak recovered quickly and got angrier as he aimed to fire a powerful magic blast at Taiku!
 * Pinkie: "SURPRISE?"
 * Eagle-Beak freaked out and ended up missing as the blast hits and blows up an asteriod!
 * Eagle-Beak: "WOW YOU ANNOYING PINK HORSE?! I OUGHTA-"
 * Rarity smacks Eagle-Beak in the face!
 * Rarity: "TAKE THAT YOU RUFFIAN!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "OW IN THE FACE AGAIN?! THAT TEARS IT!? I'LL TURN YOU INTO THE UGLIEST TOAD IN THE WORLD FOR-"
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed around Eagle-Beak enough times to make him dizzy!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I think your plans are all SPINNING out of control!"
 * Icky: "..... Wow.... I just got usurped as the bad pun maker."
 * Eagle-Beak quickly recovered and aimed to shoot down Rainbow Dash!
 * Eagle-Beak: "I'LL ZAP YOUR WINGS PAINFULLY ENOUGH SO YOUR WONDERBOLT DREAMS WILL BE NOTHING BUT A SAD PIPE DREAM THAT-"
 * Applejack bucks Eagle-Beak right in the crotch!
 * Eagle-Beak: "(High-pitched) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Lougers and Villains: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Marty: "RIGHT IN THE BATTERIES!?"
 * QP: "He really should've worn a cup today."
 * Eagle-Beak falls down to the ground, covers his pained area, and moans in pain!
 * Fluttershy appeared.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh you poor deludional thing. You want an ice pack?"
 * Fluttershy offers an ice pack.
 * Eagle-Beak: "(High-Pitched) Ice Pack, would be, lovely."
 * Both the Deserta Bandits and Eagle-Beak and friends are tied up, as QP, do to being a slightly stronger threat, had to be help by a giant magnet.
 * Icky: "So what exactly can we do to these clowns?"
 * Warson: "They're a concern for later. Right now, a much larger concern is in progress of conguring an innosent planet."
 * Icky: "Wait, how did you guys find the giant Sea Turtle, and, manage to catch it for that matter?"
 * Celestia: "Well firstly, a giant Sea Turtle with an Oasis on it's back flying through space is a hard thing to miss. As for containing it, well.... I think you remember Fluttershy's persaysive control over all unsentient creatures?"
 * Slashwing: Wait, your yellow pony friend persuaded Galapa-God?
 * Fluttershy: Uh...yeah?
 * Dick: How the hell did you do that? It's like the size of Mt. Everest, how would it even see you to know you're persuading him?
 * Fluttershy: You'd actually be surprised. I've persuaded ground whales before. I'm sure something as gentle as a giant sea turtle can enjoy my company. (The turtle wails in agreement) All I had to do was scratch the itch on it's belly, and it was wanting to listen to me in return.
 * Eagle-Beak: (Sighs) I'll never understand the logic of your animal-caring habits.
 * Icky: "Ok, now that we got both jokers settled, Fluttershy, ask the giant space turtle to take us back to the Dragon Realms."
 * Eagle-Beak: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT SPACE YOUR IN?! YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT, YOU'LL BE FOREVER LOST AND-"
 * Hank: "AW COOL, IS THAT WONDERLAND?!"
 * The Wonderland world was seen in the sky.
 * Icky: "Oh hey, that means we're in the disney universe. Flutters, tell the thing to set chourse for the Dragon Realms."
 * Eagle-Beak stared angerly at Hank.
 * Hank: ".... Sorry."
 * Eagle-Beak: "High Councilers, a deal! In return for sparing Qui, I'll give in my life for hers!"
 * Celestia: "Eagle-Beak, what're you talking about?"
 * The Grand Council Woman got nervious.
 * Eagle-Beak: "ASK VAINIANA?! SHE AIMS TO BRING DEATH TO THE POOR GIRL UNDER ORDERS OF SOURBALL?!"
 * Captain Gantu: "THAT IS AN OUTRAGIOUS ACTUSATION, YOUR TROG?! WHY I OUGHTA TAKE YOUR WINGS AND HELP THEM TO A GRILL AND FRY THEM!?"
 * Grand Councilwoman:... Actually... It's true.
 * Everyone: What?!?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Look, it's not my fault, my position as Grand Councilwoman is at stake here. Sourball is forcing me to go through with this under threat of firing me. He says I owe it to him to--
 * Icky: HAH! Are you kidding? That unlikeable asshole is nothing but scum and a pretty minor member! Even more minor then servents and paperworking pencal pushers! The guy's asentually the panqriious of the Galactic Federation! It has no true use anymore, and it's due to be removed! Also, blackmailing a superior in the Grand Council? Shouldn't that get Sourball kicked out in an instant?
 * Grand Councilwoman: And, ordenarlity, it's the easiest thing in the world, but.... He's the reason why I take laws and rules seriously. He's been angry at me for going soft on criminals ever since I spared you guys and 626. It, got worsed when I didn't have Don Slime exicuted.
 * Chi Fu: Hey, why should that be his problem? Does he know that morals exist?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Sourball doesn't show concern for morals. Ever since his family got slaughtered by the terrorists who misused the Intensifier Cannon, he's gone out of his way to severely punish those who commit terrorist acts. As the one who helped me gain this position, I respect him too much to disobey him, as much of a minor member he is.
 * Iago: Look, lady, he's blackmailing you, going too far on criminals, and even outlawed a measly weapon, and given it a penality that is UNREALISTIC for even weapons WORSE then that thing! Heck, Death Star inspired weapons are argueably WORSE in compairison to a measely carriable cannon, but does that get worthy of a death sentence? NO! The worse even the most dispicable asshole gets is a life sentence! WHAT MAKES THAT STUPID CANNON ANY SPEICAL OUTSIDE OF A FEW RACES BEING CRYBABIES ABOUT IT!? Pardon my offenciveness, but I only called them that because THEY STUPIDLY ALLOWED THAT JERK EVEN THEY DON'T LIKE TO GET AWAY MAKING A VERY UNREALISTIC ILLEGAL WEAPON LAW!? EVEN WHEN THEY ALL WERE AGAINST THE DEATH SENTENCE, THOSE WHINY CRYBABY HYPOCRITES?! In fact, didn't terrorests used to be AFRAID of those things until SOMEHOW it gotten into their thick skulls that they can used it too!? Sourball is nothing but an unreasonable pile of shit AND he's abusing his own power. Why does HE deserve any respect from you after doing all that s***?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Because he made me Grand Councilwoman!
 * Lord Shen: Just because he did that, it's no excuse for him to use that against you and make you his bitch! ESPEICALLY SINCE HE'S BUT A MINOR COUNCILER?! He doesn't even contribute much in embettering laws! He thinks you can't touch him because of his "power", and that allows him to get away with terrible acts such as blackmail and wrongful punishments. Tell me, your highness, what has that splooge-face ever done for you besides make you Grand Councilwoman?
 * Grand Councilwoman: "I..... Now that I think about it, he was nothing but a jerk to me until I became Grand Councilwoman. In fact, his claim of a family killed by terrorests being being debated as nothing but sympathy bait concerning that Sourball has documented evidence that he and a unknown decesased brother were orphaned, and that no intensifer based attacks outside of the destruction of the Slimeballian Terror Group "The Scumbaggers" was ever reported."
 * Icky: "EXACTLY! So THAT asshole is nothing but an uncreditable, lying, unsympathicable piece of shit?!"
 * Grand Councilwoman: "Well, I wouldn't call him truely uncreditable. Again, because of Don Slime, he has began to convince representives of the victimised races of the intensifer attacks and beyond that I am not acctiquit enough. Even dispite his minor status and that, everyone pretty much dislikes him."
 * Gantu: "THEN ASSURT YOUR ATHORITY AND HAD THAT UNGRATEFUL BAG OF GREEN SLOANGE OUT OF OFFICE AND INTO A JAIL CELL WHERE HE BELONGS?!"
 * Grand Councilwoman: "I DO THAT, AND I COMMITED AN ACT OF BETRAYING A DEPT?! And in my people's culture, betraying a dept, even if it's to someone you don't very much like, is the most dishonorable act ever. I'll be declared a disgrace to my own race."
 * Cella: "Isn't it ALSO in your people's culture to stand up for others? That outranks the dept thing and loopholes it that, if your depter is a cruel abuser, then he has no right to a dept! Your already considered dishonorable to them by allowing Sourball to make an unjustly over-kill law over a weapon that otherwise was the thing we needed to make Terrorisum extinct in the alien community! Think about THAT!?"
 * The Grand Councilwoman was caught in a surprise by that.
 * Grand Councilwoman: "..... I forgot about that.... I, I honestly, forgot about that. But, even then, Qui isn't exactly a fairly innosent being... Well, not at first. Sourball would use her many crimes as leverage that not having her executed would be inexcuseable, and even IF I manage to get him impeached, it would forever shatter the trusts of the other members of the Galactic Federation.... It, would lead to it's disbansion. And Sourball will enjoy me being basturdised us as the fool who ended the allience because she desided to have a heart... So.... I'm really sorry.... It's either the end of Qui, or the end of the Galactic Federation."
 * Icky: "THEN SCREW THE UNGRATEFUL JERKS IN THE ASS!? IF THEY WANT TO DISBAN A POWERFUL LEGACY OVER QUI NOT BEING DEAD, THAT'S THEIR PROBLEM?! WHAT BAD THINGS COULD POSSABILITY HAPPEN OVER THE DISBANSION OF THE GALACTIC FEDERATION ANYWAY?!"
 * Warson: "Well, when the USRA disbaned over complincations, well.... Many races wanted to become the new dominatent beings, and hostle races were left uncheck so.... It lead to a huge universeal war that was desistating and life ruining.... I.... I can't imagine what uncountable years of alien warfare in these universes would be like. Many innosent planets would be caught in the crossfires."
 * Icky: Was it really that bad?
 * Warson: Absolutely! The disbanding of the USRA during the AUU Third Cartoonian War had lead to another war before it called the Interuniversal War. It was a time when our worlds were trying to get over the fact that they've lost the best governmental system that's ever happened to them. Over 870 million people died. It wasn't until Globex's recovery from centuries of bankruptcy that made the war easier to end.
 * Grand Councilwoman: And as a technical branch of the High Council that watches over a billion alien races, the Galactic Federation's crumble is not going to be pretty. According to our projections, if the Galactic Federation crumbles, then it might cause a similar effect, and with so many worlds to conquer, then the fall of the Galactic Federation will mean... (Checks a portable device)... That 950 trillion people will die! (The Lodgers and heroes gasped)
 * Icky: WELL, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!
 * Private: (Faints)
 * Lord Shen: THAT MANY PEOPLE WILL DIE?!? THEN HOW ARE WE GONNA FIX THIS?!?
 * Grand Councilwoman: Well, from the looks of it, you have no choice but to let Qui suffer the consequences.
 * Yen Sid:... (Sighs) Oh, dear.
 * Eagle-Beak: NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHY WE'RE DOING THIS?!? THE GALACTIC FEDERATION IS GOING TO HAVE HER EXECUTED!!! And I've come too far to let my adopted daughter get killed!
 * Lord Shen: "I understand that your just being a good father, but, letting her live would be the end of the Galactic Federation, and these universes would enter into a crimbling alien war! IS THAT WHAT YOU BASICLY WANT?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "If it means Qui will live, then yes! Let the stupid aliens kill eachother for all I care!"
 * Skipper: "YOU WOULD LET COMMUNITIES SUFFER UNDER A WAR JUST TO KEEP QUI ALIVE!?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "THEY'RE NOT MY COMMUNITIES, SO THEY'RE NOT MY PROBLEM!?"
 * Celisus: "So who really cares if a bunch of alien freaks deside to destroy each-other? No skin off our noses! Besides, it would matter anyway, because you neither you Lougers and High Councilers stand a chance against that Amutt freak anyway! He's an immortal, so that means he's invinciable! Qui will get her true enlightenmented universe! Face it! EVEN THE LOUGERS DIDN'T WIN AGAINST HIM! YOU FOOLS HAVE NO CHANCE!?"
 * ???: "Oh no, big nose?"
 * Sleme, Donkus, and Croad came in.
 * Sleme: "There's only one thing Amutt fears."
 * Celisus: "What, immortal parasites?"
 * Cleisus and Narcotic laughed!
 * Sleme: We have a weapon that's said to be deadly to immortals like Amutt! The Blade of Set. (Shows the sword)
 * Celsius:...The Blade of setting what?
 * Sleme: It's the name of the god who created this. It was lost a long time ago, and it is capable of administering an incurable morality sickness.
 * Narcotic: Oh, what, that blasted disease that defies the definition of immortality? Oh, surely he can survive that as long as he--
 * Croad: You couldn't be more mistaken. This sword gives off morality sickness so much, it is incurable even after embracing proper role in life. This sword is more than capable of killing Amutt if given chance.
 * Cynder:... Well, it looks like we have the power to defeat Amutt after all.
 * Lord Shen: And you are a terrible person if you think you can just let a trillion beings die. You do realize that such a choice can make YOU and your followers targets, right? Hell, ALL OF US could be targets. This war could expand across the UUniverses. You REALLY want to let people you know suffer just to save one person?
 * Eagle-Beak: I lost Qui once, and I assure you, I will not let anyone else take her away from me! And if it means billions of souls have to go to war, then so be it.
 * Celestia:... You insolent careless monster! You realize that we could try you just for saying that.
 * Eagle-Beak: I don't give a flying feather about that, as long as-
 * Lord Shen: (Points his blade at Eagle-Beak)...As much as we sympathize with you, we will NOT stand as you sacrifice trillions of innocent lives just to save a person. All that you have just said is worthy of treason! We're stopping Amutt, and that's final!
 * Eagle-Beak: THEN YOU ARE BASICALLY SAYING YOU WANT QUI TO DIE!!! SHE NEEDS ME!!! YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!
 * Lord Shen: "Look, we'll seek to find a compromise that leaves Qui alive from this, but keeps the Galactic Federation from falling apart and leaves Sourball the true loser of this! It'll be a bridge we shall cross soon enough. But right now, Qui is not gonna win any favers if she continues her messiah foolhardedness and only serve to worsen things! And that Amutt is equily misguided and far from being a proper role model! That mutt needs to be disaplened! I know you think we're not in much of a position to promise this, but we managed to prevent unfair punishments before! We promise this won't be any different. Sourball will be firmly reminded of his place and WILL be kept from harming your daughter! We'll make that basturd regret turning Vainiana into a political plaything! BUT YOU HAVE TO BE REALISTIC AND REALISE THAT AMUTT ISN'T NESSERSARLY THE BETTER OF TWO EVILS!?.... Ok, argueabily, he's WAY better then Sourball, cause one, Amutt OBVIOUSLY wants her alive as much as you do, and argueability if all races, alien or not, are under this enlightenment nonsense, then there would be no war, but still! Remember that you meant her to be a hero! A TRUE one! A hero that people love and need! Not a false one based on a propicy not meant to exist or be allowed to resume! Neither this, enlightenment crap or alien warfare malarcy are anymore more good for the universe as is as well as the releasement of Darkspawn! Qui is still shy of embracing a more PURER desteny even further away this sort of nonsense! All of us, need to lead her to the right path. Away from what Amutt wants, away from what the kind of fate idiots like Sourball wants, and certainly away from those VA cretins! And given you pretty much prefer a violent war that could take decades for even us to quiell over Qui being stopped, your still far from what she needs right now yourself! If you TRUELY care for her, you have to let her go. She barely even rekindises you as a father and still refers to you by name as if your still only a stranger to her! She is trumatised that evil used her like a cheap puppet because she was powerful, and let's be honest, up until now, you weren't much better! Granted, you once in awhile kept her from being worse, but didn't do much to discourage her behavior at all! And being glad she's forsaken that stupid unite the villain teams garbage, is not enough redemption to her! You are still trying to get revenge on Celestia for albeit, an un-nessersary conspiracty to keep Nightmare Moon quiet and made you look like a raving loonatic, but in her defence, she didn't wanted Luna to be basturdised as someone she was not! And I certainly know you don't want Sourball to basturdise Qui as someone is not anymore, or what she became now! Well, do you?"
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... I, I don't, but, I don't trust that monster alien to leave her alone and-"
 * Celestia: "Then don't. We'll make sure Sourball keeps his unforgiving views to himself and we'll punish him badly enough if he dares act out against proper Galactic conduct. And we'll make those that are starting to listen to him realise that Qui is but a victim of bad circumstances and the cruel actions of villains from another universes. Even the most stubbern will reconsider giving Sourball an ear."
 * Cynder: "I know you don't think we're what Qui wants, but we're what she needs. Amutt may not mean intentional harm, and is very unlike the Villains of the VA, but he's far from what Qui truely needs. Qui is being to Amutt, like what I used to be for Malefor. A force used to drive a deludional point across. And you also admited that you hated the idea of Qui helping him! So please, stop fighting us, and help us keep this from getting worse for everyone...."
 * Eagle-Beak: "...... I tried, but Amutt's too powerful. He would already conjure up another cage almost anti-climaticly beating us before we can move! And we all know this giant turtle is not the only monstrosity he has! Have you SEEN what his giant beetle has done to Crangor's mercenaries?!"
 * Luna shuddered.
 * Luna: "Unfortunately."
 * Cynder: "We'll find a way around them, and Qui's drones and Amutt's mummies. We need you to work with us, Professor."
 * Xandy: "AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR FRIENDS, EAGLE-FACE?! YOU TOO, XERXES?!"
 * Xerxes: "WHAT?! WHY WOULD I DARE GO AGAINST QUI!?"
 * Xandy: "YOU STARTED THIS MESS TO BEGIN WITH?! YOU OWE BOTH OUR UNIVERSES THIS!?"
 * Sandy: "And you Deserta Morons have to help as well! You helped Scor-Pan be able to free his master! You clowns owe us!"
 * Dick: "But, Scor-Pan promises us he punishes socity for creating El Amazeso, who in turned ruined our circus. We can't just betray him. He's our family."
 * Celestia: "And even though Scor-Pan does intent on living up to his promise, he's no more misguided then Amutt. He promised you revenge that the Lougers already bought, but only on Amazeso! That means your dept to him is already paid!"
 * Thu Fuei: "It's not enough Amazeso gets taken down! Socity created him cause it did nothing to stop his animal abuse, and even if it did, it didn't don it perimentaly, and allowed him to become an insurence scammer! And I know for a fact that the circus your shy friend goes too was a victim of him! HE REDUSED YOU TO BE THE SAD, PATHIC CRYBABY YOU ARE?! HE WAS ALLOWED TO SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE?! LIKE HE DID TO US WHEN HE MURDERED OUR RINGMASTER THROUGH BREAKING HIS HEART AFTER GIVING HIM A FAKE INSURENCE POLICY?! HOW, are you not, just another broken soul like us?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOU WANNA KNOW WHY, MONKEYBUTT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash grabs Fluttershy!
 * Raindow Dash: "Because she had friends!"
 * Fluttershy's other friends came forth.
 * Applejack: "REAL friends. Real friends who treated her like family."
 * Rarity: "And pardon my frashness, but, That Scor-Pan ruffian is NOT a real friend!"
 * Dick: "Not, a real friend?"
 * Twilight: "And not a real family member. He tricked you all into becoming criminals and got you all banished into a strange desert planet over dragon power gems! That is NOT, something a real friend and family member would do! Even though he WILL keep his promise on getting back at El Amazeso, he tecnecally doesn't need to anymore because Amazeso was already long punished for his actions! And Scor-Pan obviously knew El Amazeso would be stopped seperately without his master's enlightenment sceme, so to keep you people from finding out, he planned to steal the dragon gems and had you banished to Deserta so you would be kept from figuring out that Amazeso's long stopped! Basicly, he was using Amazeso as a way to control you guys! Just like how Starlight controlled ponies through promises of harmony with cutie marks!"
 * Pinkie: "In otherwords: YOU GOT PUNKED, BROS!"
 * Twilight: So what is it going to be?
 * Dick:...I'm in!
 * Thu Fuei: As a thief of honor, I know when it's appropriate to fight.
 * Pinklets: We'll do it, too!
 * Wisp: We'll all fight for you.
 * Slashwing: "I'm in only because saying no would be on losing side."
 * Twilight: Good. But don't think we won't go easy on you when all this is over. You need to make up for violating your banishment, AND for the crimes you caused on Deserta.
 * Dick: NO WAY, DUDE, WE WON'T-
 * Thu Fuei: We give you our word we will do it.
 * All Deserta Bandits: WHAT?!?
 * Thu Fuei: We have to, everyone! They're not giving us much of a choice. So it's either help them and meet their demands, or I meet their demands and turn all of us in!
 * Celestia: Then it's settled. We stop Amutt and Qui before Qui makes the biggest mistake of her life, AND we deal with Sourball afterwards.
 * Donkey: Are you sure it's a good idea to stand up against a minor member of the Galactic Feds when he has a LOT of supporters with him, and risk starting a chaotic intergalactic war?
 * Tigress: Hey, we've done things to risk war before.
 * Po: Yeah, like trying to stop a legendary delivery guy from causing a war?
 * Tigress:... That YOU risked, by the way?
 * Po: Hey, in my defense, you guys never told me in time!
 * Timon: Hmm, he has a point. You can't blame him for not knowing about the situation until it was too late.
 * Shifu:... Yeah, I guess making him do chores as punishment for that wasn't exactly the appropriate response.
 * Po: RIGHT?!?
 * Tigress: The point is it's worth the risk if it means doing what's right. Odds are the people are bound to realize that Sourball is a user anyway.
 * Grand Councilwoman: Well, I don't know.
 * Yen Sid: Look, we'll discuss the Sourball debacle later. Right now, we need to stop Amutt and Qui!
 * Grand Councilwoman: "..... Alchourse, stopping Qui and Amutt is a higher priority."
 * Sebastian: Well, what are we waiting for, mon? Let's kick some Egyptian dog ass!
 * Wisp: Oh, I don't think Amutt will be happy that Galapa-God is against him now.
 * Celestia: "You still haven't agreed to help, Eagle-Beak?"
 * Eagle-Beak didn't say anything.
 * Celestia: "... Professor?"
 * Eagle-Beak: "It doesn;t matter what happens, I would lose Qui reguardless. I lost her once, I don't once to lose her twince?! I AM NOT HELPING?!"
 * Lord Shen: "DIDN'T WHAT I SAY MEANT ANYTHING TO YOU, YOU SELF-HEARTED, HALF-MINDED-"
 * Celestia: "No Shen..... I won't make a father choose to harm his own daughter. If Eagle-Beak wishes to stay out of the way, then let him. He already thinks of me negitively that I have to labeled him as a maniac to protect my sister from being judged poorly, he would only hate me more if I forced him to help us against Qui."
 * Icky: "But the asshole owes both our universes for causing Amutt to have a Scarlet dragon to begin with! He-"
 * Celestia: "AMUTT HAVING QUI IS JUST AS MUCH MY FAULT?! Think about it! Cedric and I didn't allowed or welcomed Eagle-Beak's well-meaning intentions because at the time, he meant for the death of my sister because he thought Luna was no more. If I at the least, allowed Eagle-Beak to keep Qui, she wouldn't've ended up being kidapped to the other alternate universes, and several years time discovered her desteny as the Scarlet messiah! This mess is just as much my fault! No, SOLELY my fault! I allowed my grief for losing my sister drove me to ruin the crediability of a brillient professor because he was only seeing Luna as the monster she wasn't truely! He.... He was only trying to protect Equestia, and I was driven to ruin him for it. I owe HIM at least to not force him to turn on Qui! Their bond is shattered enough as it is with Qui realising she wasn't even meant to be a villain... I won't further destroy that."
 * Lord Shen: "But-"
 * Celestia: "(Royal Canterlot Voice): "I MEAN IT SHEN?! I AM NOT GONNA FORCE EAGLE-BEAK TO CHASE HIS DAUGHTER FURTHER AWAY FROM HIM?! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD YOU AGGRANGANT SELF-RIGHTIOUS TWAT OF A TURKEY!?"
 * Lord Shen: OKAY, OKAY, GEEZ!! That voice really scares me!
 * Simba: So... What do we do with him, then?
 * Grand Councilwoman: I don't know what to feel with him. He thinks that a daughter is more important than the lives of over a trillion people, which is essentially treason. I don't know if sparing him will be agreeable to Sourball.
 * Magnum: Oh, here we go again.
 * Nytrox: (Mimics words 'Oh, brother!')
 * Looger:... Did that unsentient alien dog just speak?
 * Celestia: Again, we need to deal with Sourball later. Right now, we need to make sure Qui doesn't push herself too far. Let's go! (The heroes release some of the bad guys except Eagle-Beak)
 * Fluttershy: Okay, Galapa-God, take us to the Dragon Realms. (The Oasis Turtle moans and flies off into a another direction)

Chpater 4: The Spawn of Amutt/Former Priestlord Magack/Repairing the Blade of Set
Dragon Realms Scarab Guardian Elsewhere. Galapa-God's oasis. Later... Dragon Realms Deserta Later... Valley of Ra Another Hut. Badlands of Set Inside Cult Pyrimid. Hallways. Later. The main Pyrimid room. Outside. Magack's Hut Flashback. Flashback ends. Dragon Guardian Temple. An explanation later...
 * Scorch: (On live) This is Scorch Scorchington, and this just in, there is panic in the streets as mummies and robots invade the Dragon Realms. Chaos has been erupting for a long time, and there is no sign of the Shell Lodge Squad anywhere. The High Council believes that an ancient evil known as Priestlord Amuttamon is the mastermind behind the attack, and has persuaded AUU Villains Act scapegoat Darkness Qui into siding with the conquering madman. Unless our heroes come in time, this world may be completely conquered in a matter of hours. (Mummies pop up behind him)... This is Scorch Scorchington, and- (The mummies grab him) AAAAHHHH!!!
 * Qui: "With this city congured and the lougers disabled, we'll have no trouble conguring the rest of the planet within hours. Enlightenment shall glow fiercely here."
 * Amutt: "Marvelious. Now, I have sent my children to scout out for more cities for our forces to visit soon enough. Until they return, let us reveil in our victory in this ineditablely congured city."
 * Qui: "Sure thing, Amutt."
 * Scor-Pan: "Good news, your graces. Tri-corn has been captured. The mummies will bring her over right away."
 * Amutt: Excellent! This is going to be easier than I thought.
 * Qui: I would want to keep track of those heroes on the Oasis Turtle, Amutt. Trust me, they never stay stranded forever.
 * Amutt: Oh, believe me when I say that the Oasis Turtle has no flaws and only serves me. I told it to never go to any familiar worlds and alert them of their location. As long as Galapa-God remains undisturbed, those heroes are worthless.
 * Qui: But what about the High Council and the other UUniversal heroes?
 * Amutt:... There's MORE heroes
 * Qui: Yes, there's a LOT of them. There's the Jungle Crew, these kids from Berk who ride dragons, there's the Eds Adventures Team, the Jak & Daxter Adventures Team, the elemental barers of harmony ponies, heck, even a team of stuff animals that are like, the grand father's of the hero team business.... And don't get me started on the Lougers' OC hero friends.
 * Amutt:... Then we must seek out these hero teams and prevent them from being meddlesome! We don't need anymore obstacles in our way. Scor-Pan, did you remember to send one of the spy falcons there?
 * Scor-Pan: "Yes, it should come over to me any minute now and-"
 * The Spy Falcons appeared, turned back into one whole falcon, and landed on Scor-Pan screeching speraticly!
 * Scor-Pan: "Yikes, your acting as if something went wrong!"
 * Qui: "Ok, let me see what's up." (The Falcon showed what happened with the Lodgers on the Oasis Turtle)
 * Amutt:... They have the Blade of Set?... That's not possible! That sword has been lost for over a thousand years. No mortal could possibly have found it.
 * Qui: I think you should be more worried that not only has Galapa-God screwed things up, but he betrayed us.
 * Amutt: No other being besides me has been able to tame such a large beast. Those who tried to reason with it was killed without even starting.
 * Qui: I've seen that yellow pony tame even tiny robotic dinosaurs with no programmed feelings and on monsterious birds from the alternate universe that aren't as monsterious as abertised. She's weak with fighting, yet strong when it comes to wildlife.
 * Amutt: (Sighs) Oh, by the gods! You mortals continue to surprise me. Well, we must stop those heroes and those traitorous bandits before they ever become a problem.
 * Scor-Pan:... And the Blade of Set, sir?
 * Amutt: We shall deal with that in good time. I just can't believe that heinus god killing sword is not destroyed like it was fortold!
 * Qui: A sword can kill a god? Isn't that contridicory to gods being immortal?
 * Amutt: Typical for you to think that since you grew up with mortal logic. But the reality is, being a god or immortal is not truely the same sync as being truely invinable. It's a powerful chaos sword which is said to be so powerful, it could infect an immortal god with morality sickness so deadly, not even embracing your true position can fix it. Set used that powerful blade on Osiris, and currently, Osiris has that condition, and he needs to take godly substances in order to safely interact with mortals.
 * Scor-Pan: Then good! (Amutt was surprised by this and as Scor-Pan continued, looked at Scor-Pan with disgust) I never liked Osiris for his incestuous relationship with his own sister, and the disgraceful act of having a child together. I'm surprised that Horus wasn't an inbred ugly-
 * Amutt: (Grabs Scor-Pan)... Do not EVER insult the Egyptian Gods, Scor-Pan!
 * Scor-Pan: But sir, weren't they the ones who trapped you in the- (He gets magically strangled) AAHHKK!!
 * Amutt: Yes, but I am not going to tolerate a cross word about them. They only turned on us over peer pressure from the unenlighten! They only need to understand what I am doing is right, you stupid scorpian! By all means, be dissatisfived that they bowed to the unenlighten, but we will NOT disrespect their customs, even if one were to accused it of being 'incestuous' or 'ugly'! AND ESPEICALLY DO NOT DISRESPECT HORUS?! This 'non-ugly' child was able to defeat Set, and leave his sword to be lost for millennia that originally was thought to be destroyed! If that doesn't define the phrase 'never judge a book by it's cover', then I don't know what does.
 * Scor-Pan:... Okay, sorry! (Amutt lets go as he gasps for air)... It's just, I was lost without you for a great time, master. I was force to pretned to be powerful russian mafia for a half a few years until I desided to retire and found the Deserta Bandits with former circus preformers. I didn't count on them finally realising tecnecallity with El Amazeso would they realise that their dept was already paid.
 * Amutt: "You see, Scor-Pan, this is WHY Cleo thinks of you as an idiot! You were too quick to leave those mere mortals alone!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Well, maybe it would've helped alittle if we had time to incrise cage."
 * Qui: "Yeah, no offence, Amutt, but, it's kinda also your fault."
 * Amutt sighed.
 * Amutt: "Your right. It was my poor judgement on the cage's duriability that cased this setback. I gotten too distracted of finally making my propicy happen, I unknowingly made an error. But I can correct my mistakes. Seer, go out of your way to alarm my daughters about this! They have a new mission! They need to re-capture the lougers and get the Sword of Set."
 * Seer, the Spy Falcon, nodded in agreement and flew off!
 * Qui: "Do not worry, Amutt. I'm no stranger to bad luck. Even immortals can end up dealing with them."
 * Amutt: "True, but I can't afford misfortune. With Galapa-God turned on us, we're trapped on this one planet. We need to regain it's once unchangeable loyalty, or our enlightenment will be limited to one world! And that is far from the worse these misfits offer!"
 * Samutt was secretly listening to every thing and sighed depressively.
 * Samutt thinks: "Is my husband even right anymore?"
 * Seer was finish informing the daughters.
 * Cleo: "WHAT?! A LITTLE YELLOW HORSE MANAGED TO TURNED GALAPA-GOD ON US?!"
 * Patra: "Calm down, sister! It's a mere over-sight. Father will regain it's loyalty. Clearly, these "heroes" are not unworthy oppendents."
 * Cleo: "Worse off, they have THE BLADE OF SET?!"
 * Nile: "Uh, The Blade of Setting what?"
 * Cleo:... Are you really that stupid to not know that the Egyptian god of storms, deserts, chaos and war is named Set?
 * Nile: (Gives a sad face)
 * Cleo:... (Sighs) Sorry, I forgot you were still a child.
 * Patra: So our father wants us to capture the heroes and bring him the Sword? But there's only three of us, and there's about a hundred of those guys.
 * Cleo: Relax, we're the most powerful magic using warrior princesses imaginable. We can handle this. Heck, you have your warrior skills, and Nile can turn into what people are afraid of. Father's trust in us is well-placed.
 * Nile: YAY! (Giggles) I GET TO KICK SOME ASS!!! (The two siblings were shocked)
 * Patra:... Nile, where did you learn that word?!?
 * Nile: From the Lodgers.
 * Cleo:... Okay, now we're DEFINITELY gonna make the idiots pay for that. Girls, get ready for some serious butt-whooping. We're gonna show no mercy on those misfits.
 * Cleo makes her arm magicly bigger then it normally was!
 * Cleo: "Girls, get your mojo going on!"
 * Icky: "Ok, question, why isn't this thing entering hyperspeed if it's so damn fast?"
 * Fluttershy: "He likes to take the sceneic route cause it's more relaxing. He doesn't like going to hyperspeed cause it makes him nausious."
 * Icky: "..... Seriously? A powerful flying space turtle can't handle hyper-speed more then once? WHY did Amutt created this thing?!"
 * Ignitus: "Galapa-God, entered troubled defeluptment thanks to the Eygetian Gods interupting him. Cause of entering to depression and self-doubt, Amutt was not able to correct Galapa-God's serious errors."
 * Iago: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS THING'S A FAULTY EXSPEARIMENT!?"
 * Ignitus: "Actselly, alot of Amutt's creatures have more faults he wasn't able to fix. The Mummy Greyhounds still have dog-like instincts, the Deserta Phonex Falcon can't handle water, The Locu-Men are about as smart as, unsentient insects so pretty much anything can distract them. The Only perfect exspeariments are Scor-Pan, The Scarab Guardian and the Spy Falcon Seer, the falcon capable to duplacate itself."
 * Icky: "Well SURELY the guy's gonna realise his exspeariments are faulty as shit and would use his magic to correct it!"
 * Ignitus: "That is why we have to act fast before he gets the chance to do so! If he or any of the Amutt family realises that Amutt still has work to do on some of the creatures, then we can kiss controling Galapa-God goodbye!"
 * ???: "I knew it!?"
 * The Heroes gasped and saw the Amutt Daughters.
 * Cleo: "Figures my father's neglect on some of these worthless beasts would bite us in the tail!"
 * Sam and Max: "WHOOA/WOW!?"
 * Max: "TWO UNDERSCRIPTED SUPER MODELS!?"
 * Cleo: "Wait, what?"
 * Patra: "Excuse me?"
 * Max: "ICKY?! (SAM AND MAX LANDED ON CLEO AND PATRA AND INTO THEIR ARMS) TAKE A PICTURE?!"
 * Icky took pictures on his Iphone!
 * Icky: "I am SO posting this on Facebook!"
 * Cleo: "....... IS, THIS, SOME OF KIND OF JOKE?!"
 * Max screaemd and ran off, as Patra threw off Sam!
 * Sam: "You always did had that effect on the ladies."
 * Nile was laughing!
 * Nile: "THE BUNNY AND THE NON-ANUBISIAN DOGMAN LIKED YOU TWO?!"
 * Cleo: "Oh, knock it off!"
 * Patra: "Uh, sisters, the misfits?"
 * Cleo: "Oh, right. Anyway, before I was RUDELY interupted by idiots, my sisters and myself have come to claim what is ours."
 * Patra: "Galapa-God belongs to us. We need it to enable us to bring enlightenment across the universes."
 * Po: "Well I don't see his name on it."
 * Cleo: "... Have you seen the shell patterns of Galapa-God?"
 * On Galapa-God's shell pattern, the words "A", "M", "U", and "T's" are seen.
 * Cleo: "The words used to spell his name are EVERYWHERE?!"
 * Private: "Oh. Well, we're just borrowing him for a bit so we can be able to talk some sense into him."
 * Patra: "Then explain the Sword of Set, you muderious pigs?!"
 * Celestia: "We promise you, that is only to place your father in a listening mood. We promise that Sleme will not-"
 * Cleo: "SLEME?! THE SUCCESSER OF THAT BITCH SERVENT GIRL WHO DISHONORED SERVENT/MASTER REALATIONS IN DESERTA HAS THAT STUPID SWORD!? WHY DIDN'T THAT STUPID SEER TOLD US SLEME'S HERE TOO?! THAT IT?! TURN SLEME IN, AND WE'LL BURN YOUR ORGANS INSIDE OUT?!"
 * Nile: "Uh, don't you mean, "Or"?"
 * Cleo: "(Sighed annoyed), Surrender Sleme now, OR we'll burn your organs inside out!"
 * Pinkie: "You didn't say pretty please!"
 * Cleo growled!
 * Cleo made her arm grew bigger again!
 * Cleo: "F*** IT?! EVERYONE DIES?!"
 * Cleo charged in battle crying at Pinkie!
 * Pinkie: "YIPE?!" (Pinkie dodges the massive arm as it smashes the ground as the Oasis Turtle moans in pain)
 * Cleo:...Crap, I totally forgot about the ground being part of Galapa-God.
 * Twilight: Yeah, no joke.
 * Cleo: "NILE, MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL AND TURN INTO SOME KIND OF MONSTER TO-"
 * Nile: "But dad said my fear transformations work when I'm doing it to someone whos afraid of the transformation. Without that, I'm just flipping around for nothing."
 * Cleo: "(Face-palms) Must EVERYTHING has some sort of limit?! Ok, fine! Look for someone who's afraid of a giant monster, TEHN turn into one?!"
 * Nile looks at Icky.
 * Nile: "OHHHHHHHHHHH, The ugly goose has a good one."
 * Icky: "First of all, I'm a Ichthyornis, and secondly, YOU BETTER NOT CHANGE INTO WHAT I'M THINKING YOUR GONNA-"
 * Nile does her transformation senquence and becames a Great Valley T-Rex!
 * Nile as a T-Rex: "ROOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!"
 * Icky: "SHARPTOOTH?!"
 * Tiki: "BLOODJAW!?"
 * Edgar: "Oh AGAIN with the Bloodjaw stuff, I.... We really need to look further into this."
 * Icky makes a run for it as Nile Rex chased him!
 * Cleo: "Finally. Our little Sister's doing something right. Now, for you misfits?!"
 * Cleo charged up into the air, triple flipped downwards and prepared to do a power punch to beat the heroes!
 * Tigress: "LOOK OUT!?"
 * BOOM?!
 * Cleo's power punch was successful at sending the Lougers and friends flying and scattered.
 * Galapa-God moaned in pain!
 * Cleo: "Well, at least the dumb thing will learn to stay loyal to father."
 * Patra confronted Sleme.
 * Patra: "I'll convince my sister to refriagn from her violent tirade if you surrender the sword."
 * Sleme aimed the sword at Patra!
 * Sleme: "MAKE ME!?"
 * Patra only stared disaapointed.
 * Patra: "(Sigh)..... Must the unenlighten learn things the hard way?"
 * Patra brings out her own sword, while Sleme prepares to fight with the Blade of Set.
 * Sleme: "This is a sword that managed to put a higher god to sickness-based shame! Would a mere immortal DARE challnage it's majusty?"
 * Patra: "I'm more then just an immortal. I'm one of the proud daughters of Amutt, the presitlord that is going to bring peace and true enlightenment to all UUniverses."
 * Sleme and Patra entered a sword fight!
 * Icky: MOMMYYYYYYY!!! (Nile T-Rex chased him down until Tigress stomped her foot)
 * Nile: AAOOWW!!!...(Cries as she transforms back to her normal form)
 * Tigress:...I don't know if I should feel sorry for you or not.
 * Nile: CLEO, THE MEAN TIGER STOMPED ON MY FOOT!!!
 * Cleo: (Gets angry at Tigress, engorges her arm, and grabs Tigress with it, strangling her) NOBODY HURTS MY LITTLE SISTER, LET ALONE MAKE HER CRY!!
 * Tigress: I'm not afraid to make a child cry, whether she's evil or not. Mainly because I'm not afraid of anything, or I'm not used to children just yet.
 * Cleo: Oh, really? (Lets her go) Nile, I think this 'fearless' bad old puddy-tat would like some loving.
 * Nile:...(Giggles and transforms into a giant baby)...MAMA!!!
 * Tigress: Whoa, just because I'm not used to kids it doesn't mean I'm afraid of them.
 * Nile: Can you be ANNOYED by them, Miss Bad Ol' Puddy-Tat?
 * Tigress:... You WOULDN'T!
 * Nile: I WANT CANDY, MOMMY!! I WANT CANDY!!
 * Tigress: I'm not your mommy!
 * Nile: MOMMY, I WANT CANDY!!
 * Tigress: I don't HAVE candy!
 * Nile: CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY!! CANDY, CANDY, CANDY--
 * Tigress: (Steps on her foot) I DO NOT HAVE CANDY!!!
 * Nile: (Cries and yells) I WANT CANDY!!!
 * Tigress:...Okay, I am out of here! (Tigress gets chased around by Nile as she constantly keeps repeating the same words) STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!
 * Nile: CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY, CANDY, MOMMY... (Repeats the same words as she chases Tigress)
 * Cleo: "..... I can't believe that unenlighten bitch just called my little sister "evil"! What we're doing is a great good! My gods, the unenlighten are so offencive! (Frustraighted groans)"
 * Patra and Sleme get into an intense swordfight!
 * Sleme pushes Patra across the area. but she quickly backflips right back into fighting position!
 * Patra: "There are VERY, rare moments when Magic is actselly a use to me.... This is one of them."
 * Patra charges p her sword to godlike levels.
 * Patra and Sleme charged at eachother, but when the two clashed blades, Patra's blade destroys the Blade of Set into 2, destroying it's magic and redusing it into nothing!
 * Sleme: "NO?!"
 * Patra spin kicks Sleme into the ground!
 * Patra: "VICTORY IS OURS, SISTER!? THE BLADE OF SET IS DESTROYED!?"
 * Cleo: "See? And you were worried these fools were a threat to us."
 * Cleo traps all the heroes, Lougers, and the villains into a BIGGER cage!
 * Cleo: "Face it, you unenlighten scum! You lost!"
 * Nile turns back to normal and returns to Cleo, Patra quickly returns to her side.
 * Cleo: "The Blade of Set is forever destroyed! It's magic to never recover! You lost your only way to harm our father!"
 * Celestia: "IT WAS NOT OUR INTENTION TO MURDER YOUR FATHER, YOUNG ONES?! WE NEEDED SOMETHIG TO REASON WITH HIM!? WITHOUT IT, THIS UNIVERSE IS DOOMED TO BE ROBBED OF IT'S FREEDOMS BY YOUR FATHER'S BLINDED PATH!?"
 * Cleo: "DID YOU ACCUSE MY FATHER OF BEING BLIND?!"
 * Cleo grabbed Celestia's neck, and began to choke her!
 * Cleo: "MY FATHER IS DOING THE UNIVERSE A GREAT JUSTICE!? IF YOU CAN'T SEE THAT, THEN PAY WITH YOUR BEAUTY?!"
 * Cleo uses her magic to rob Celestia of her eturnal youth, turning Celestia into an old, hidious, skeletal hag of a former Alicorn glory.
 * Lord Shen: "CELESTIA?!"
 * Icky: "AW, SICK MAN?!"
 * Luna: "SISTER?!"
 * Cleo: "Let that, be a reminder that anymore rebelions like this, will be costly! GOT IT?!"
 * Warson: "Uh, yes, I mean no, I mean! Whatever you say!"
 * Cleo: "Good. AND AS FOR YOU, GALAPA-GOD?! DEFY US AGAIN, AND YOU'LL GET IT?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
 * Galapa-God moans in frighten obedience.
 * Cleo: "Good! And you are to NEVER listen to the stupid yellow horse, again?! IS THAT CLEAR?!"
 * Galapa-God moans in sad agreement.
 * Patra: "Cleo, you know until father fixes Galapa-God to true perfection, he's exposed to the animal tamers' whims."
 * Cleo: "I'll fix that then. I'll turn her into the most anti-animal piece of garbage in the universe!"
 * Cleo turns to a frighten Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: "NO! PLEASE!? ANYTHING BUT-"
 * Cleo casts a spell on FLuttershy, and turns her from a kind hearted mare, to a Cruella De Vil rip-off!
 * Fluttershy: "(Mean, chockity British Accent) COATS?! I BLOODLY WANT TO TURN ANIMALS INTO COATS!? (Cruella like laughed)!"
 * Pinkie: "WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO CRUEL, YOU MONSTERS?!"
 * The Sisters were caught off-guard by that!
 * Cleo: "..... Monsters?"
 * Nile: "..... Monsters? Patra, we're not, monsters, are we?"
 * Patra: ".... N, no, Nile, alchourse not! It's..... It's just the unenlighten being upset with us. It's, best we get away from here. We've done our part."
 * Cleo, managed to avoid getting angry and doing something worse to Pinkie Pie, and sighed.
 * Cleo: "Let..... Them think what they want to think.... We destroyed the Blade of Set.... They've lost. We're done here."
 * Cleo, Patra, and Nile teleported away from here.
 * Icky: "..... WELL THIS IS NO BETTER!?"
 * Patrick: SpongeBob, what happened?
 * SpongeBob: Amutt cheated.
 * Iago: Damn right he did! Our only hope for the UUniverses is destroyed!
 * Max: Defeated by three young daughters of a priestlord. How humiliating.
 * Lord Shen: Celestia, say something!
 * Celestia: Eh, what's that, sonny? My ears ain't what they used to be.
 * Applejack: Oh, great, now she's a god who's got no youth.
 * Twilight: And worst of all, they turned Fluttershy into a jerk to animals.
 * Fluttershy: Somepony get me a fur coat please. I feel as if it's what I really need.
 * Pinkie: Well, look on the bright side, at least she might have some compassion for animals left--(Sees that her cutie mark has changed from butterflies into a fur coat) WHOA!!
 * Rarity: Oh, no! She's meant to be a fur-coat fashion designer now!
 * Twilight: But that's not possible! Nobody can change a pony's cutie mark through such a quick spell. You have NO idea how illegal creating such a spell is. It's a very serious crime that can be punishable by 10 years of imprisonment.
 * Sparx: And yet you ponies let reforming spells off the hook despite the fact that it can be considered an unethical spell because it counts as mind-warping.... You know, like DISCORD DID TO YOU SIX?!?
 * Twilight: HEY, for your information, there is a reason why such a spell is fair to Equestria. It can only be used by those with pure hearts. Any evil being would NEVER be able to use that spell.
 * Sparx: Yeah, but do you honestly think mind-warping people just to get what you want wouldn't feel the slightest bit... Wrong?
 * Twilight: Not unless you've got mental blocks like I do. That's why they teach occlumency in Magic University. They KNOW spells like the reforming spell can be dark, but they also have ways to combat them.
 * Sparx: Does that make it anymore right?
 * Yen Sid: OKAY, SILENCE!!!... I must point out right now that changing magical features, whether biological or not, is not impossible. Amutt and his family are strong magical beings that have defied laws of nature with magic before. They CAN change cutie marks as much as they can create creatures.
 * Lord Shen: So... What do we do now? Celestia's old now, and I don't think I can deal with loving a god looking like THAT! The Blade of Set is destroyed, and they've mind-warped one of our own.
 * Spyro: "....... EAGLE-BEAK, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "WHAT?! I'M NOT THE ONE WHO MIND-WARPED THE SHY ONE AND TURNED CEELESTIA OLD!? Though I admit, it's a fitting fate since I'm not exactly much young myself."
 * Spyro: "IF YOU JUST AGREED TO HELP US FIGHT QUI, THIS NEVER WOULD'VE HAPPENED?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "ARE YOU JOKING, YOU PURPLE MENACE?! I DOUBT THIS MESS WOULD'VE BEEN LESS INEDITABLE IF I AGREED TO SEND MY OWN DAUGHTER TO HER DOOM?! YOU ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A SCAPEGOAT TO BLAME FOR YOUR OWN INCOMPIDENCE ON HANDLING THREE YOUNGER LADIES!?"
 * Taiku: Guys, guys, remember what Celestia said? It would be wrong of us to force him to do this. And as the one who helped us out time and time again, I feel it should be fair to respect her wishes.
 * Icky: So you're saying that we should be blaming Celestia?
 * Taiku: NO! I'M SAYING THAT WE SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING!!
 * Rainbow Dash: How the hell did Amutt even KNOW our plan anyway?
 * Thu Fuei: Remember Seer? The spying falcon that can duplicate? (Most of the Lodgers are shocked as a glass-shattering sound was heard, and their screams were heard across space)
 * Icky: (Bangs his head on the cage bars)
 * Iago: (Starts tearing his molting feathers off in anger)
 * Gilda: (Bangs her head on the bars)
 * Trixie: (Rips off and eats a part of her cape in anger)
 * Po: (Runs around screaming)
 * Kowalski: (Runs around screaming)
 * Timon: (Runs around screaming until he bumps into Kowalski)
 * Luna: (In royal voice): SILEEEEEEENNNNNNNNCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!! (Everyone stops)... Everyone PLEASE, this is no time to panic!
 * Icky: THIS IS A PERFECT TIME TO PANIC!! We've lost, the Blade of Set is destroyed, there's a duplicating falcon that's making Amutt one step ahead of us, AND THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! Face it, Luna, WE'RE SCREWED SO HARD!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, the only plus is at least Qui would be alive in all this."
 * Spyro: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU SELFISH OLD CODGER?! THE UNIVERSE IS DOOMED TO BE ENSLAVED BY AN IMMORTAL MADMAN AND YOU SHRUGGED IT OFF AS AT LEAST QUI WON'T DIE?! WHY WOULD CELESTIA EVER LEAEV YOU ALIVE?!"
 * Eagle-Beak: "AT LEAST SHE HAS A HEART, YOU PURPLE MENACE?! KEEP THIS UP, AND YOU MAY AS WELL BE THE NEXT MALEFOR, YOU DISHASTOR WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
 * Spyro: THAT'S IT!! (He and Eagle-Beak get into a brawl)
 * Cynder: BOTH OF YOU, STOP IT RIGHT NOW!! (The two stopped)...We are going to win this!
 * Spyro: How? The Blade of Set is destroyed, and there's a duplicating falcon that's most likely watching us. And you remember how difficult it is when there's something watching you? You know, like an albino snake with a robot camera eye?
 * Cynder: SPYRO, YOU HAD BETTER BEHAVE THIS INSTANT!!! IT IS NOT EAGLE-BEAK'S FAULT THIS HAPPENED, AND WE CAN STILL FIX IT!! NOW YOU'D BETTER GET A GRIP, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN, UNDERSTAND?!?...
 * Sparx:...Wow!
 * Spyro:...(Sighs) Fine. But I can't promise that Eagle-Beak is not going to pay for this.
 * Cynder: Spyro, please. We'll be fine. I promise you. We'll stop Amutt, and we'll save the UUniverses like we have so many times before. And...sorry for going so hard on you.
 * Eagle-Beak: So do you owe somebody an apology, pepper-breath?
 * Spyro: (Growls, yet Cynder stops him)...(Sighs) Sorry.
 * Yen Sid: So...how exactly do we do this with a bird watching us?
 * Sam: Well, I can say it's not gonna be easy. We were never able to save the life of a scientist since there was so much surveillance. With a falcon that duplicates, this will be no different. That bird might be watching us wherever we go.
 * Aurlena: Then...how do we stop them?
 * Kowalski: Well...I think the biggest priority right now is to capture Seer, that way he won't rat out on us once we come up with a plan.
 * Thu Fuei: Oh, that might not be easy. Seer is quite capable of avoiding capture because of his duplicating ability. The only way we can stop him for good is if we capture the ORIGINAL Seer. Take care of him, and you'll take care of his duplicates.
 * Dick: Take care of him? I thought we were supposed to be capturing him.
 * Thu Fuei: (Sighs) Wisp, is it possible for you to hypnotize away his stupidity?
 * Wisp: "I'm a hypnotist, not a miricle worker."
 * Roger: But how do we catch that bird when we can barely know if it's the real one?
 * Genie: Uh, duh, I can do it with a snap of my fingers. But...first, we might need to get out of this anti-magic cage in order for my powers to work.
 * Icky:...Hmm...(Takes Applejack's hat)
 * Applejack: HEY!! (Throws the hat out of the cage)...My hat!...(Gets angry as a kettle sound was heard, and she was able to buck a huge hole in he cage, allowing the heroes to escape)
 * Icky: Works every time.
 * Genie: Great! Now I can work my magic. (Snaps, and Seer was teleported to them, and it squawked confused, and before he could do anything, Mushu fried him until he was naked)
 * Mushu: Now THAT'S what I call Egyptian roast. (Seer squawked, and duplicated himself, only to find that he duplicated another naked falcon, and he ends up piled up by the Lodgers)
 * Seer was looked up in a small bird cage.
 * Icky: Well... That was easier than I thought.
 * Seer: RAAWWWWKKK!!!
 * Icky: SQUAAAWWWKK yourself, chicken-boy! (Laughs)
 * Eagle-Beak: "Well, even so, YOUR STILL STUCK ON A GIANT SPACE TURTLE THAT'S NO LONGER ON YOUR SIDE!? And the only one capable to negosiate with it, it's trap being a fur fancier, and even then, the blasted beast would dare NOT defy it's masters again! AND EVEN THEN, WE NO LONGER HAVE THE BLADE OF SET, REMEMBER!?"
 * Banzai: "Well aren't just a big ray of sunshine?"
 * Eagle-Beak: I'm just saying the stakes are high on this one!
 * Patrick: What steaks? Where are they, I want steak.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, I assure you we have ways to solve this. Twilight, try using that memory spell you used when you were battling Discord.
 * Twilight: (Tries doing that, but Fluttershy just pushes her to the ground) OOF!
 * Fluttershy: Hey, bitch, haven't you heard of personal space? Don't touch me again!
 * Twilight:...Okay, the memory spell is out of the question, Fluttershy won't let me use it on her.
 * Genie: (Snaps, and ties Fluttershy up) Somepony's been 'knot-ty'! (Chuckles)
 * Twilight: Much better.
 * Fluttershy: LET ME GO, YOU ASS-C*****S!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Wow, Twilight, you'd better hurry up, I do NOT wanna have her with a mouth like that.
 * Twilight: (Casts the memory spell on Fluttershy, and restores her personality and cutie mark)...Fluttershy?...Say something, Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy:... Twilight? Guys?...What happened to me? And...(Sees she's wearing furs, and screams as she throws them off) GET THOSE OFF OF ME!!!...THOSE POOR CREATURES!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Those daughters of Amutt hypnotized you into being a Cruella DeVil ripoff just to make sure you don't tame Galapa-God again.
 * Fluttershy:...Those...big...dumb...MEANIES!!!
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, calm yourself. Your never gonna win over the blasted beast again. It would never dare betray it's masters again."
 * Fluttershy: That's only because it was afraid that Amutt would automatically know if Seer was watching us. (Seer screeches, and Fluttershy gasps) Such language!
 * Tulio:...Uh...What did he say?
 * Fluttershy: Oh...trust me, it's better you don't know.
 * Icky: Oh, most of us can speak animal. He called Fluttershy a bitch of a mule. (Everyone groans)
 * Lord Shen: Why did you say that?
 * Icky: I was just filling them in, okay?
 * Fluttershy: (Looks at the ground and rubs it)...Don't worry, Galapa-God, whatever happens, I won't let Amutt hurt you.
 * Eagle-Beak: PFFT, bulls***! He'd have you killed before you could even stare into his soul.
 * Rico: (Dubbed as Luigi) SHADDAP BEFORE I STAB YOU!!
 * Skipper: Rico, what did I say about unnecessary violence? (Rico mumbles in disappointment) But he does have a point, Fluttershy. Amutt is powerful enough to kill you if you dared to stand against him.
 * Fluttershy: But Galapa-God is able to defend himself, right? (Galapa-God moans in agreement) We won't let anything happen to you. That's a promise. Now as soon as arrive to the Dragon Realms, you just pretend you still serve Amutt so we can keep Amutt unaware.
 * Twilight: Wow, Fluttershy, I never knew you were one with strategy.
 * Fluttershy: Actually, it was only a suggestion.
 * Xandy: Well, it is a good plan. We do need to keep our enemy unaware. Now we need to come up with a plan of attack. (Nytrox barks)
 * Eagle-Beak: You don't know what you're saying. If three daughters can kick your asses, there's no possible way you can beat them. And how are you gonna hold off Amutt without the Blade of Set?
 * Lord Shen:...Genie, can't you fix the Sword?
 * Genie: I would if I could, but...well...it can only be fixed by the one who created it. I can't explain why, but it's how godly logic works. And it's not like we can go meet the Egyptian Gods themselves and have Set fix this.
 * Sleme: Yes, there's no way we can contact them. They're not with us for a reason. They've gone into managing their own country ever since the Second Cartoonian War. And even if we COULD contact them, they wouldn't be able to bring Set because ever since he was slayed by Horus, he was exiled to the Egyptian underworld for all eternity, and that place is too dangerous for mortals to enter. Even a single mortal step in there could end your life. Face it, repairing the Blade of Set is of no use to us. It's gone for good.
 * Zeus: Not to mention if we were to ask Set to fix this sword, he wouldn't just let us use it to stop Amutt. Instead, he would just go rushing off and trying to get revenge on Horus.
 * Icky: Hold on a second...I have to ask, are we talking about the Set from Tutenstein?
 * Zeus: No. That's one of the greater Darkspawn, and has been long imprisoned. We're talking about a different Set. But...I think we still have a chance of fixing it.
 * Sleme: How? Genie said that only Set could fix it.
 * Zeus: Yes, but...can ANOTHER god of chaos or war fix it?
 * Phil:...You're saying you want one of YOUR gods to fix it?
 * Zeus: Well, doesn't it make sense the more you think about it? We know each other very well since our countries have been good allies. It may be a long shot, but I think one of my own gods can fix this sword. But it has to be a god of either storms, chaos, and war, or even all at once.
 * Zosimo: Well, aren't YOU responsible for controlling storms?
 * Zeus: Yes, but I forgot to say that chaos and war are the main factors in a sword like this. A storm god may be powerful enough to create swords LIKE this, but THIS is not a storm god weapon. This is a sword of chaos and war, and can only be repaired by a god who represents such.
 * Phil: Well, I feel that the only available gods you have of fixing that sword would be...Ares who represents war, and Athena who represents things needed for fighting and especially war.
 * Zeus: Yes, those two may be qualified, but it still won't be easy to explain it to them because they still have that ridiculous rivalry with each other. As soon as I tell them, they'll be like 'I WANNA DO IT'! 'NO, I WANNA DO IT'! And geez, I hate having to hear their bickering.
 * Icky: "Well, one problem. There's no greek god of chaos. Who is gonna cover the choas part?"
 * Zeus: "..... D'OH?! Then I guess Oplumpus can't be much help."
 * Fishlegs: "Well, Norse gods have a god of choas."
 * Hiccup: "One problem, Loki's not exactly a god of his word. The Marvel verson is an infamous exsample of that."
 * Icky: "Well, we can't ask the Eygetians, The Greeks, nor Norse Gods! THAT BLADE IS GONE FOR GOOD!?"
 * Luna: "Unless...... Sleme, where did you find the Blade of Set to begin with?"
 * Sleme: "Look, I can't tell you, I made a promise to keep quiet about it."
 * Croad: "Uh, Sleme, the universe being congured into "Enlightenment" is not worth keeping secret."
 * Donkus: "Yeah, even idiots like us can see that!"
 * Sleme: "....... I got it from Amutt's presessor and teacher.... Preistlord Magack, A Thorthian."
 * Ignitus: "Magack?"
 * Sleme: "You see..... Magack was trying to stop Amutt from leading down his path because of.... Well, he'll explain.... We'll have to return to Deserta and take the blade of set to him."
 * Banzai: "But that would mean letting the Dragon Realms get congured without our help!"
 * Sleme: "That was world was doomed from the start! It be foolish to go after Amutt without the blade anyway! Nobody said being smart about things means doesn't make sacrivices. And besides, it'll leave Amutt and the Scarlet Messiah busy!"
 * Spyro: Are you sure we can do this quick enough?
 * Sleme: Well, it's the best chance we've got.
 * Lord Shen: What about Celestia?
 * Sleme: Don't worry. Magack was the previous priestlord of the Auramid. He's got just as much power as Amutt does. He'll be able to restore Celestia's eternal youth.
 * Lord Shen: He'd better. I don't wanna be together with her like that.
 * Celestia: (Falls down) I've fallen...and I can't get up! (Lord Shen sighs)
 * Icky: "AWESOME?! THAT IS THE MOST FAMOUS CATCHPHRASE THE LIFE ALERT COMMERCELS EVER MADE! I AM GONNA TWEET THIS!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, tweet about THIS AS WELL?!"
 * Lord Shen punches Icky in the Crotch!
 * Icky: "AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?"
 * Lord Shen: NOBODY tweets horrible things about Celestia on my watch, GOT IT?!?
 * Icky:...(Squeaky voice) WE SO GOT IT!!!
 * Nile: We did it, daddy! We kicked those Lodgers' butts!
 * Patra: It didn't take that much effort just to destroy that dreaded sword.
 * Cleo: And we turned the yellow one into a fur fashionista to prevent her from taming Galapa-God again!
 * Amutt: Excellent work, my daughters! I knew I could count on you. Now that sword can no longer be used against us, and Seer should be here at any moment to inform us of any progress of Galapa-God's arrival.
 * Nile: YAY! We're winning! (Giggles)
 * Qui: It should be fair to warn you, Amutt, that those Lodgers are good at finding ways around bad situations.
 * Amutt: "I'm not one to doubt the powers of any worthy foe, but I'm sure after to losing to me twice, It's a safe bet they'll give up by now."
 * Qui: "Oh trust me, if it was THAT easy, I'd already revived a villain team I don't like anymore with three fueding fools and congured this universe wrongfully by now. I, tried, everything on them. I tried blowing up their lair, attacking one of their allies alone, I brought a once proud warriror bug race here, I tried taking over a robotic dino park, I MISGUIDINGLY tried to end love, I included a once infamous crook into this at some point, I created hidious plant monsters, I tried to usurp a world through a singing talent show, I tried to get one of them members in trouble for violating the laws of nature and life and death itself.... Over an embarrising prank... Oh, and do NOT get me started on almost ruining Celestia's life through exposing a conspiracty against a demonic centuar and being FORCED to apolgies for it! Then there was the Grooka planet mess, and FINALLY, FINALLY THE MESS THAT STARTED ALL OF THIS, WAS ONE, SIMPLE, BANQUET INTERUPTION THAT WENT SOUTH!?... It was how I found out I wasn't a Zewinsaur.... They're appearently NOT corruptable, not even as rouges! You see what I'm saying!"
 * Amutt stared blankly.
 * Amutt: ".... Wow..... If even YOU had some trouble with them, then I certainly can't risk underestimating them! But alchourse, those failures were because you were far from enlightened. Now that you are in your true perpose, you have a chance to defeat them. In fact, we just beaten them 2 times. But I wager the 3rd time shall be the charm of Horus. Galapa-God will arrive soon. But we'll have to suspect that it'll be awhile.... Galapa-God likely feels awful about turning against us and, we'll take it's sweet time. We won't be able to expect it to arrive shortly."
 * Qui: "..... I suppose so."
 * Amutt: "Perfect. Already half of this world is under our control. Tomorrow, we'll congure the other half! TONIGHT, WE FEAST!?"
 * Qui: "No Banquets please, I have a brief nervious phobia of them at the moment."
 * Amutt: "Worry not, it'll be only a feast. A feast being held at the palace of the palace known as the "Dragon Temple", as they called it. It's pretty much the place we were in. Let us, go there, Scarlet Messiah."
 * Amutt Teleport away as Qui sighed happly.
 * Qui: "I'm just so glad to have belonged."
 * Qui flew off.
 * Samutt walked in.
 * Samutt: "(Sigh)..... I really hope, my husband knows what he's doing....."
 * Samutt looks to see her daughters.
 * Samutt: "..... Have the people ready to prepare the feast. Humanely, disaplene defiers. That means you too, Cleo."
 * Samutt looked away, jumped up in the quadtruple flipped, and landed epicly on the ground, and ran off in super-speeds.
 * Cleo: "..... Ok, so, I call position of leader of the slave drivers. Patra, you drive them! Nile, you got drum duty. I will prepare a magnifisent speech. Ok?"
 * Patra: "Please don't refer it as actual Slavery. You know our father hates that word. At best, this is mandatory repentence. But aside from that, I'll make sure the repenters behave."
 * Nile transformed into a drum!
 * Nile: "For this to work, I had to pretend one of you was afraid of drums."
 * Cleo: ".... Fair enough. Now girls.... It's time to slave-drive!"
 * Patra sighed.
 * Patra: "Please don't call it that."
 * Mr. Dodo: (Galapa-God arrives at Deserta)...Well, we're here.
 * Sleme: And with a few moments to spare.
 * White Rabbit: So where's this Magack person?
 * Sleme: Well, that's the problem. He changes his location almost every year. Ever since he retired as the priestlord of the Auramid, he's now an immortal wanderer who remains isolated from the rest of Deserta because... Well... Let's just say his failure to stop Amutt left him broke in more ways than one.
 * Lord Shen: Then how do we find him?
 * Sleme: Oh... I haven't seen him ever since he gave me the Blade of Set.
 * Sandy: Well, why don't we go to the place where he gave it you to see if there are any clues.
 * Sleme:... Well, I haven't tried that before, but I guess it's worth a shot. Follow me.
 * Sleme: (The heroes arrive in an abandoned sand hut)...This is it.
 * Icky:... Wow, this place is a total dump!
 * Donkus: Well, duh, it's been abandoned for over 7 years.
 * Boss Wolf: Let's just search the place. (The heroes scout across the hut)
 * Sleme: Make sure you check every corner. Magack was VERY good at hiding things from even the most determined of Desertan criminals.
 * Gilda: And you're sure that this guy is just as powerful as Amutt?
 * Sleme: Would he be the former priestlord of the Auramid if he wasn't? He's got the same immortality, the same powers, and the same wisdom.
 * Yen Sid: And I thought Amutt's father was the second last to run the Auramid.
 * Sleme: Well, that is still true. Magack was actually a good friend to Amutt's father. Amutt's father is not around though, he didn't want to be immortal, so he died like everyone else.
 * Spyro: Does Magack have a family?
 * Sleme: He had a warrior girlfriend who was tricked by Amutt into becoming one with his mummy army. It's one of the reasons why he was upset that he failed to stop Amutt.
 * Ed Otter: Uh, what's the story about this Magack guy?
 * Sleme: It's better if he told you himself. I don't wanna give too much info on his story. Plus, it's been so long, I barely remember the details. Now please, no more questions. Let's just keep looking. (The heroes continued searching the hut)
 * Icky: Hmm, there doesn't seem to be anything here. Just nothing but sand, cobwebs, and the occational dead Scarab.
 * Lord Shen: "Look at this. He has a map to the entire planet here."
 * Boss Wolf: "What up with the weird tattoos on the map?"
 * Sleme: "Oh, those are marked areas where Gamack goes to every year. It gives us an idea where to go, but it's not a great help in terms of where he is now."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's better then being empty handed."
 * Lord Shen and Boss Wolf took the map down, the 2 freaked out as scarabs scattered away from them!
 * Sleme: "..... You two were lucky those were the harmless non-flesh eating Scarabs, or we'd ALL be in trouble."
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, but you'd think the retired presitlord would hire an exterminator once in a while!"
 * Icky: "Hey guys! (Picks up a snake-headed staff) I found this TOTALLY cool snake-walking stick! You Deserta folks have real badass taste in-"
 * The Staff suddenly comes alive and screams!
 * Staff: "EEKKKK!? A PERVERTED INTRUDER!?"
 * Icky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? TALKING BADASS STAFF!?"
 * Icky screamed as he tossed the staff away!
 * The Deserta Bandits quickly got worried and hid
 * Staff: "HELP!? GAMACK?! INTRUDERS?! INTRUDERS?! GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT SO THEY CAN LEAVE!?"
 * Sleme: "Kalee, it's ok! It's us!"
 * Staff (Kalee): ".... Sleme?! OH NO?! DID THESE THUGS FORCED YOU TO EXPOSE GAMACK'S HIDE-OUT?! THEY DON'T HAVE THE BLADE OF SET DO THE- OOPS?! I MEAN, I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, I'M A STAFF!? Wait, Staffs aren't suppose to talk.... DAMN IT KALEE, YOUR A STUPID GIRL AND A WORTHLESS GUIDE STAFF?! OOPS?! I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO ADMIT THAT!?"
 * Sleme: "WOULD YOU CALM DOWN FOR MORE THEN 5 SECONDS?! THESE GUYS AREN'T CRIMINALS!? Well, not all of them, but they're not here to steal anything!"
 * Iago was seen admiring some jewels.
 * Kalee: "..... Then why is the parrot admiring Gamack's family heirlooms?"
 * Lord Shen: "IAGO?!"
 * Iago screams and drops the jewels!
 * Sleme: "..... They're actselly a bunch of people I'm with now.... The mercenarys got destroyed, and Scor-Pan finally found the Scarlet Messiah and freed Amutt. The Universe is in trouble."
 * Kalee: "Well, you have the Blade of Set, so why aren't you already-" (Lord Shen shows the broken pieces of the sword)...IMPOSSIBLE!!! How in the name of Apep did he--
 * Croad: Well, to put it straight, Seer found out about our plans, and sent Amutt's daughters to destroy it and restrain us.
 * Sleme: But thankfully, we escaped. But we need to get this sword fixed and fast. That's why we need to find your master.
 * Kalee:...Well, I don't know where he is. The last thing I remember was that this place was ravaged by those crazy Deserta Bandits. They were looking for the Blade of Set, yet we never told them that we gave it to you. Next thing we knew, this place was put in shambles, and I was lost.
 * Zeus: When did this happen?
 * Kalee: A month after we gave Sleme the Blade. So, bottom line, I have NO idea where my master went following the raid on this place.
 * Icky:...Wait, why didn't they take you?
 * Kalee: I don't know, I guess the Bandits couldn't find me, either. I can't imagine how much turmoil Magack is in ever since he lost me.
 * Sleme: Well, don't worry, Kalee, we're right here beside you. We'll reunite you with Magack, and he'll help repair this sword.
 * Applejack: Is Magack gonna be willin' to help us, though?
 * Kalee: I doubt it. He's been very ruined ever since his failure at stopping Amutt millennia ago. Don't get me wrong, he's still immortal, but without me, he barely knows any spells. I can't imagine how hard he's ben trying to avoid getting captured.
 * Iago: Relax, lady, I'm sure he can handle being safe from several bandits. Speaking of which, where are they?
 * Kalee: They're here?!?
 * Melman: Yeah, they're right...uh...where did they go?
 * Twilight: (Notices them hiding and uses her magic to levitate them out) Guys, relax, I'm sure Kalee will understand you're not doing bad anymore.
 * Kalee:...Why are they siding with you?
 * Thu Fuei: Because we realized that Scor-Pan was not worth serving anymore because our revenge quest against a mean circus scammer was already fulfilled. As for separating you from your master, we are truly sorry.
 * Slashwing: Don't believe us, then just watch us bring you back to Magack. You'll be convinced well enough.
 * Kalee:... I don't feel comfertable with this, but since I'm only alive by the head up, what choice do I have?
 * Sleme: Alright, everyone. Now that we've got our clues, we'll need to be quick. We have a large number of locations to search from. He could be anywhere in Deserta.
 * Pinkie: "(Reading in old book): Dear Diary, today I depart to my faverite Oasis in the Valley of Ra and I won't plan to come back to you for awhile. Don't wait up."
 * Twilight: HOW DID YOU FIND THAT?!?
 * Pinkie: (Joyfully) It was in the drawer!
 * Kalee:...Does that female pony give you surprises?
 * Rarity: Yeah, it's what she's best at these days.
 * Lord Shen: Then we'd better get to the Valley of Ra immediately! (They get back onto Galapa-God and fly off)
 * Kalee: It should be fair to warn you guys that this is part of the Osirans' territory.
 * Private: Osirans?
 * Kalee: One of the many races of Deserta besides the Anubisans like Amutt. There are 7 races here, all created by the magic possessed by Ancient Egyptians, and all named after the great Egyptian Gods. This is the land of the falcon people of Osirans. And it should be fair to warn you they won't think happily when they see the giant Oasis Turtle.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Not if we avoid their sights.
 * Brandy: And how exactly will somebody miss a giant turtle the size of 6 Chrysler buildings? (While they were flying by, the Osirans in a village are panicking as they see the turtle from where they are)
 * Mr. Whiskers:...Oh...
 * Patrick: Oh, I'm sure it will be fine once they realize we're not attacking them.
 * Sleme: "..... This is Amutt's Oasis turtle."
 * Patrick: "So?"
 * Sleme:...SO THEY'LL SEE US AS A THREAT AND ATTACK US!!
 * SpongeBob: AAAOOO, NOO!!!
 * Squidward: OH, GOD, THEY'RE GONNA FLY UP HERE AND GET US!!!
 * Sleme: Uh...technically, the Osirans don't have wings, they just have falcon heads, so they can't fly.
 * Squidward: Oh, whew!
 * Sleme: But they have weapons capable of hurting creatures like this.
 * Squidward: F***!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, come on, beings as small as THAT can create weapons that can destroy this thing? What, do they have magical fire cannons or something?
 * Osiran #1: (Falcon-screeches as they have multiple cannons which fire magical fireballs like Shen's cannons)
 * Mantis: Oh, you bet your ass they have magical fire cannons or something! (The magical balls strike Galapa-God as it moans in pain loudly)
 * Kowalski: AAAHHHH, HIS SCREAMS OF PAIN ARE BURNING MY EARHOLES!!!
 * Sleme: THEY'RE GOING TO SHOOT US DOWN!!!
 * Lord Shen: I'll stop them! (Takes out one of his cannons)
 * Icky: I'll never understand how you're able to carry those things.
 * Sleme: NO! You can't attack the locals for making a mistake! That'll provoke them even more.
 * Lord Shen: Then what are we supposed to do, huh? Let them kill us? This is PURELY self-defence!
 * Sleme: "THEY WON'T UNDERTSTAND THAT!?"
 * Lord Shen: "It's us or them, Sleme?!"
 * Sleme and Shen began fighting for the cannon, but in doing so, it prematurely fired and the stray fireball blows up the attacking cannons!
 * Osiran 1: "OH NO!? WE JUST MADE THEN MORE DANGERIOUS!? RUN AWAY!?"
 * The Osirans began retreating!
 * Lord Shen: "..... See? Instead of fighting back, they turned into cowerds once they lost their little toys."
 * Sleme: "..... YOU STILL MADE A BAD FIRST IMPRESSION!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, tecnecally, AMUTT made a bad impression. It's HIS turtle, isn't it?"
 * Sleme: "Ugh..... THIS is FAR from what I was planning on how to stop Amutt!"
 * Shrek: "That's the universe for ya! It never let's anyone do exactly what they planned!"
 * Kalee: "And you people just made yourselves public enemy numbero uno on Deserta on something that belongs to the real enemy. Sleme, are you SURE these people aren't criminals?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh COME ON, that was clearly an accsident!?"
 * Kalee: "Yeah, but they CLEARLY don't know that! In fact, they think it's Amutt going crazy! They are right now thinking they just provoked the violent end of Deserta! And only someone like Magack can knock some sense into these people!"
 * Twilight: "And now things have become urgent! If only Celestia wasn't asentually a taller whiter Granny Smith right now!"
 * Celestia was sleeping and snoring.
 * Applejack: ".... I actselly won't complain about the compairison."
 * Sleme: "Kalee, quick, we need to get to Magack and now!"
 * Kalee: "Oh, he has this WONDERFUL spot by this beautiful Oasis that I always liked seeing! Ahh, memories...."
 * Sleme: "In what direction?"
 * Kalee: "Just follow the dunes and past the Osiranian pyrimids and you'll see it."
 * Galapa-God did such.
 * The Heroes approuched it.
 * Icky: "Uh, Question.... Is it SUPPOSE to look as if it had some bad company?"
 * Sleme: ".... Oh no...."
 * Sleme bursted inside, and found that it was ransacked.
 * Sleme: "..... Oh no..... THOSE FILTHY CULTISTS?!"
 * Luna: "Pardon?"
 * Sleme: "(Sigh)...... Kalee?"
 * Kalee: "Well, there, was a reason why Magack had the Blade of Set..... He managed to steal it from the original finders of the blade: The Cult of Set."
 * Pinkie: "The Cult of Setting what?"
 * Rimshot.
 * Icky: "Ok, Pinkster, that joke's getting piss old now."
 * Kalee sighed annoyed.
 * Kalee: "ANYWAY, with my help alchourse, Magack was able to bravely break into that jackel den of Set worshippers and steal the blade! It was because the Cult managed to get the blades of the other eygetian gods, and wanted to use the blade of Set to use the combined power of the blades to free Set himself and began a new dark era!"
 * Icky: "AND WE CAUGHT OURSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF DEALING WITH AN UBER DANGERIOUS CULT! GREAT! As if the Universe being on the path of a dogman's path of conquest and being considered an enemy to the planet isn't bad enough!"
 * Po: "Well, their evil plan's ruined, right? The Blade's toast. It TOTALLY won't work."
 * Sleme: "True, but th Jackel Leader, Muttamut, knows how to prepare the blade. If we are to safely get to Magack, we NEED to destroy the cult once and for all and silence the blastfomy of Muttamut for good!"
 * Iago: "WHOA! Are you saying we should KILL this guy?!"
 * Sleme: "Muttamut is NOTHING but a murderious unredeemable monster anyway! He slaughtered innosent villages for the apeasement of Set and has ruined families! Half of his victims ended up serving Crangor as a result!?"
 * Po: "Yikes..... And, that whole thing about the Scarab Guardian wasting them?"
 * Sleme: ".... The worse part of it. Muttamut is nothing but a beast. He needs to die!?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Gees, your acting as if the guy took something from ya."
 * Sleme: He did..... He took my family from me. He murdered them like the filthy mangey mutt that he is! He's done crimes worthy of death. Do you think someone who does forced sacrifices and kills hundreds of innocent people just to free an evil god of chaos and war is something NOT worthy of death?
 * Shifu: Listen, we are not against execution in general, but we're not supposed to kill those who can't be resurrected unless they gone too far. Correction, the universal conspect of going too far! Not just your idea of it, it has to be universally shared. On our worlds, that's called murder! Granted, people would understand WHY you would kill him and would agree he was FAR from the discription of sainthood, but how is killing him make you rise better then him? The only fair way to execute people is to let their respective worlds do the job. We must only turn him and his followers into Desertan authorities and let THEM decide what to do.
 * Lord Shen: He is right. We can't just go killing willy-nilly like a bunch of heartless barbarians. Even if it's on a group of fanactical dark god worshippers and even IF no one would judge us for doing so or even dare approve of it, it would be FAR from making us look just as murderious as they are! We have to let them get punished the right way.
 * Sleme:... (Sighs) Okay, fine! But I am not gonna like it.
 * SpongeBob: Now where do you think we'll find this Cult of Set? They're sure to be keeping Magack at their main hideaway.
 * Sleme: Oh, that place is a forbidden zone because it's been cursed for security. You enter that place, and who knows what might happen? I can tell you it's gruesome.
 * Merlin: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing a little magic can't fix.
 * Sleme: Actually, only Desertan magic can lift the curse. Outside magic will be rendered ineffective.
 * Kalee: Perhaps I can lift the curse. But I can't do it by myself. My magic spells can only be affective by wielding me.
 * Sparx: You kidding me, none of us know how to use you!
 * Yen Sid: Yes, not even us High Councilors have had proper training in Deserta magic because of the fact that our Egyptian God members remain anonymous. They never taught us how to wield powers like yours.
 * Kalee: Are you willing to try? I can teach you the basics.
 * Zeus:...I'll do it. I'm sure I know the Egyptian Gods well enough to wield you.
 * Kalee: I hope so. (Zeus holds Kalee firmly)...
 * Zeus:...Here we go. Now where's their hideout?
 * Kalee: "It's in the Badlands of Set. The most forbidden site on Deserta, and is said to be the same place where Horus and Set had their last battle."
 * Rainbow Dash: Then we need to get moving. Magack needs our help.
 * SpongeBob:...(They look at the surface of the Badlands, and see it is a volcanic wasteland)...(Gulps)...Is this Set's concept of chaos?
 * Sleme: You know it. When he thinks chaos, he thinks apocalypse...you know, because it's what worlds would be like without their gods to keep it in check.
 * Applejack: We always thought chaos would be how Discord sees it, but this takes it to a whole new level.
 * Luna: Well, this is how the first Draconequus Tyranny sees chaos. This is basically what battlefields in the Chaos War looked like.
 * Twilight: Yikes.
 * Patrick: Well, we're not gonna get Magack standing on this turtle. Let's go rescue him. (They land and they walk for a few moments until they reach a certain area where a giant pyrimid filled with Set monuments are seen)
 * Kalee: This is it. The territory of the Cult of Set. It's best to stay clear of the curse's range unless you want your head to explode.
 * Rico: Nasty!
 * Kalee: Alright, Zeus, are you ready to get this over with?
 * Zeus: "Pfft, I could do this in a first time tops."
 * Kalee: "Yeah, somehow, no offence by the day, but we might end up being here for awhile. Just, CAREFULLY, follow my lead, cause the spell is mostly in Deserta Languise, which is also Eygetian languise, so you have to say the words exactly or it'll either won't work or you'll end up casting the wrong spell."
 * Zeus: Okay, let's just get started here.
 * Kalee: Just repeat after me. (Recites an Egyptian language chant, and Zeus repeats the chant and he pounds Kalee to the ground, causing the whole area's dark tone to disappear)...Well...what do you know, you did it.
 * Zeus:...Huh, I thought I made the place much less dark.
 * Kalee: No, that darkness was a sign of the curse's presence. You've gotten rid of it.
 * Sparx: Great! That means we've got clear sailing all the way. Let's go kick some Cult ass and rescue Magack.
 * A dark room is seen as Set Cultests are seen at an alter, all lead by a robed Jackel in red face paint, as Magack is held in the air as magical blades are seen hanged on the walls.
 * Magack: You'll ever get away with this, Muttamut! I've hidden the Blade of Set far from you years ago!
 * Jackal Cult Leader (Muttamut): Why do you think I captured you, you powerless fool? I want the person you gave the Blade to into being made into surrendering it to me! I think you'll find with what I have in store for the person, it's not gonna be a resistable offer.
 * Magack: THE BLADE OF SET, ALONG WITH THESE OTHER BLADES, BELONGS TO NO ONE EXCEPT THE GODS- (Muttamut magically tortures him) AAAHHHGGHH!! Ohhh!
 * Muttamut: It belongs to US now! Finders keepers as they say. (The entire cult laughs)
 * Magack: May I just ask right now... Why do you even WANT to release a god. let alone Set, out on Deserta?
 * Muttamut: "Well ya know, with the other eygetian gods FAR too busy taking care of one of there own, they aren't able to stop people like us! It's a perfect oppertunity to free the great Set! And I won't pass it up because those true fallen gods just happen to own these blades?! Nothing will stop my progress!"
 * Magack: "Sleme would sooner sacrivice me for Deserta's well being then to sacrivice the other way around. Your wasteing your time, you barbaric dog!?"
 * Muttamut: Use YOU as leverage? (Laughs) At the very least don't insult my intelligence. I know that this 'Sleme' is coming with friends. They're much better targets than you. Even SHE can't resist sacrificing them. I'm sure things are more valuable than a sword.
 * Magack:...You WOULDN'T!!
 * Muttamut: (Cackles) Try me! I didn't come this far for nothing.
 * Cult Guard #1: (Arrives) SIR!! THE PROXIMITY CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!!!
 * Muttamut:...Hmmph, then I see it's time to update it's magic levels. Have the perpetrators captured and bring them to me! They're sure to have the Blade of Set with them! Make sure our attacks are stealthy and unexpected!
 * Cult Guard #1: Yes, sir! (Leaves)
 * Muttamut:...Well, if you'll excuse me, I've got some work to do. Come, cult members. We have a sword to collect. (Chuckles as they left Magack in the air)
 * Cult Guards prepared ambushes everywhere.
 * Cult Guard Leader: "Those stupid misfits won't know what hit'am."
 * ???: "Correction, you unsavery beasts."
 * Fu-Xi appeared from the shadows.
 * Fu-Xi: "It is YOU who didn't know what hit'am!"
 * Fu-Xi attacked and a series of screams are heard!
 * All the Ambushers are found dead.
 * Muttamut and his non-guard cult see this in shock!
 * Muttamut: "..... WHO DID THIS!? WHO RUINED OUR SURPIRSES!? NOW THOSE MISFITS ARE JUST GONNA WALTS RIGHT IN HERE WITH NO PROBLEM AND..... Wait.... MAGACK!?"
 * Muttamut ran off!
 * Muttamut bursted into the room and gasped?!
 * Magack was gone, and so are the blades.
 * Muttamut: "..... No..... NO?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? MY BLADES?! MY PLANS TO FREE SET?! RUINED?! It surely can't get worse then this?!"
 * Magack's voice: "Indeed it can, Muttamut.... If your so desperate to see your precious set again, then allow me to save you the trouble of wasting magic in freeing him, and allow me to send you, your idiot followers, and this pyrimid to the UNDERWORLD?!"
 * Muttamut: "..... You, wouldn't, dare!?"
 * Magack's voice: "..... Try me."
 * The Pyrimid begins to violently shake and the pyrimid begins to crumble!
 * Muttamut: "NO!? NOOOOOOOOOOO!? THIS COULD'VE BEEN A PALACE OF A NEW LEGACY?! A NEW ERA!? A NEW DYNASTY!? I COULD'VE BEEN A GOD?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
 * Muttamut gets surrounded by swarms of underworld Scarabs!
 * Muttamut: "DEMON SCARABS!? NO, NO!? I DON'T WANT TO DIE!?"
 * Muttamut runs away!
 * The Demons Scarabs were too fast and got to him!
 * Muttamut was screaming like the true cowerd he is as the scarabs completely cover him up as sounds of tiny eating heard!
 * The Cult of Set Pyrimid sinks into the ground magicly as a red portal swallows it.
 * Magack finishes his spell.
 * Magack: "..... Thank you for freeing me, Misfits. Muttamut does not deserve to be among mortals. He's nothing but a barbaric murderor and a child killer."
 * Viper: "I can't believe we wanted to spare that monster! If Fu-Xi hadn't came and told us he also sacriviced children, I..... We should've agreed to let Sleme kill him."
 * Sleme: "Told ya guys, but NOOOOOO, you guys have to be all "Killing him would not make him better then you" stuff on me! Well SURELY now you realised that the fact he kills children too shows he's not worthy of even seeing a trail!? And even then, he would be exicuted anyway!"
 * Po: "Ok, ok! You made your point!"
 * Magack: "Now.... Let us head into my hut. I'll fix the blade."
 * Magack: (Uses Kalee like a torch as he continues fixing the Blade)...
 * Patrick: Is it done yet? Is it done yet? Is it done yet?
 * Mr. Whiskers: HE JUST STARTED!!
 * Magack: Silence! This is a very delicate procedure that requires concentration.
 * Patrick: Sorry.
 * Crane: Well... Isn't this convenient? We stop another evil while currently stopping another.
 * Phil: Oy, we got our work cut out for us.
 * Icky: "So, while your working on the blade, could you come into light about what Sleme said about you trying to stop Amutt from entering this path to begin with?"
 * Magack: "(Sigh)..... I tried to stop Amutt from going into this enlightenment scam because.... This Enlightenment garbage is not his own.... He misread the predictions of his magic staff because of.... Scor-Pan."
 * Iago: "The Giant Scorpain dude?"
 * Magack: "Scor-Pan has mroe to him then pretending to be a thief turned loyal servent to Amutt..... He is what some would call, An Equinox..... But..... A tragity prevented Scor-Pan to go through the progress of being blessed with Balenceo....."
 * (Magack): "Scor-Pan was once very difference from what we had known of him. He was actselly the young prince of the Equinox Red Scorpian empire. One of the surviving Equinox Cities assumingly left in the universes.... They had prosparity and twanquility..... But they were plauged by, neighterly conflict."
 * The Beautiful city turns dark, as an army of Black Scorpains arrived.
 * (Magack): "Jealious Neighbers in the form of the Black Scorpain Empire, jealious of the Red Scorpains' power and angered of them failing to share their secrets, waged a terrorable war that ruined the city! Desistation roughted, horrors conchived..... Lifes, taken away.... Even, before they can truely begin.... Scor-Pan's parents were among the casualties of the war..... Young Scor-Pan, left alone....."
 * A Baby Scorpain Scor-Pan was seen crying in the ruins of the thrownroom.
 * (Magack): "Sadden..... Trumatised...... Broken...... And almost, forgotten...."
 * (Private): "That's.... Awful...."
 * (Fluttershy): "(Cries), The poor thing!"
 * (Timon): "Yeesh, talk about the worse childhood ever. And I thought my old life stinked!"
 * New shadows loomed over.
 * (Magack): "Then, that is was where, we had found him...."
 * A Young child Amutt was seen looking at a frighten baby Scor-Pan.
 * Child Amutt: "It's ok, little guy.... I'm not gonna hurt you...."
 * Magack: ".... So, the rumors are true.... Those Black Scorpians did made good on their envy-borned threats! They attacked a surviving Equinox kingdom! I'll see to it the gods make their power-hungry emperor suffer for this act of blasmfomy!"
 * Child Amutt was able to slowly get Baby Scor-Pan to come out of hiding and to go near him.
 * Child Amutt: "..... Master, can we please take him back with us?"
 * Magack: "..... I'm, not sure if your father would agree if your yet ready enough to handle something like another sentient being, espeically a child of a Deserta Scorpian. And on top of that, it's an Equinox. Tragicly, little is known about their culture. He might not even went through his Balenceo ritual and he might end up become a fallen Equinox and-"
 * Child Amutt: "Well, we can't just leave him here to die! He doesn't have anyone to care for him! Please?! (Gives puppy-dog eyes)."
 * Magack: Look, Amutt, by all means, I'll get him a new home. But I just don't think you're ready for an apprentice yet.
 * Amutt: But...but...but...
 * Magack: I'm sorry, Amutt. But he needs someone whom he can trust. Come on, little one. We'll keep you safe, and punish those who killed your parents. (Scor-Pan went up to Amutt)...
 * Amutt:...See, Magack? I think I'm the only family he wants.
 * Magack:...(Sighs)...I can't believe I'm saying this, but...I guess he can take lessons with you. If he is to be an Equinox master, he needs a good role-model. One greater than even his parents can offer.
 * Amutt: I'm sure we can be great friends. Right...uh...what's your name?
 * Young Scor-Pan:...Scor-Pan.
 * Magack:...Hmm...I see he hasn't learned to fully speak yet. But at least we know his name.
 * Amutt gave Magack a hugged from letting Scor-Pan stay with him.
 * (Magack): "I had hoped Amutt would be able to become a great enfluence on the poor beast.... And for awhile, it did. When they young boys became young men, were were greatest of friends. They acted like brothers as well.... And, they had their moments of ending up causing trouble."
 * Teen Amutt and Teen Scor-Pan had a race simular to that of the racing scene from "The Prince of Eyget".
 * Teen Amutt: "LAST ONE TO THE NILE IS A ROTTEN SET DEMON?!"
 * Teen Scor-Pan (Non-Russian Accent): "With these horses I have, your gonna eat those words, Amutty!"
 * Teen Amutt: "We'll see about that!"
 * (Icky): "Yeah, we all know about the prince of eyget, we know where this is going."
 * (Magack): "I see, well. Over-all, things went smoothly.... Until, Scor-Pan was able to re-discover his past from the history scrolls and.... It wasn't pleasent."
 * Teen Scor-Pan looked with shock and horror, with some tears on his eyes as he stared into it.
 * Teen Amutt came in.
 * Teen Amutt: "Hey dude, I was hoping we go tease some Nile Corcadiles again and- (Gasps)! Scor-Pan...."
 * Teen Scor-Pan: "...... How long, did you know?"
 * Teen Amutt: "Uh.... About, what?"
 * Teen Scor-Pan: "..... I know when your acting dumb?! How long, did you knew that, I was part of some dead empire of super-wizards capable of both light and darkness?!"
 * Teen Amutt: "Believe me, I, I wanted to tell you, but..... Magack forbidden it cause.... He's afraid that because your people's culture is so mysterious, he was afraid you would take it the wrong way and-"
 * Teen Scor-Pan angerly stormed off and ignored Teen Amutt!
 * Teen Amutt: "Scor-Pan!"
 * (Magack): "And that was when, relations sour...."
 * Teen Scor-Pan: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL WHO I WAS, YOU MAN-CRANE?!"
 * Magack: "It was because neither Amutt or myself knew how to explain to you. Equinox culture is a hard thing to understand, and very few have rare oppertunities to actselly study them. But I was planning on informing you when you were ready to embrace the truth. Your capable of magic that in the hands or claws of someone who can't show great restraint, will be a threat to socity."
 * Teen Scor-Pan: "YOU WITH-HELD THIS FROM ME BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT I WAS A THREAT?!"
 * Teen Amutt: "Scor, that's not what he means! He was trying to keep you from becoming one! He meant well!"
 * Teen Scor-Pan: I'M SURE I COULD BE TRUSTED WITH A SECRET EVEN AS A LITTLE SCORPLING!! I can't believe you kept this secret from me for so many years! If I had known this sooner, I could've accepted it.
 * Teen Amutt: But Scor-Pan, you need to realize that Equinox powers are something that can't be an easy thing to cope with. If an untrained rookie isn't careful, they could become just as corrupt as a black sorcerer. We were trying to protect you.
 * Teen Scor-Pan: I don't wanna hear it anymore! I'm not going to just sit here and listen to this nonsense. Our friendship is OVER, Amutt! I'm sure I can find people who can be even MORE honest to me someday. (Leaves)
 * Teen Amutt: But, Scor-Pan! (Scor-Pan left)...(Softly sobs)...My best friend is gone! It's all my fault!
 * Magack: This is NOT your fault, Amutt. It was just a stroke of bad luck.
 * Teen Amutt:...You're right...it's not my fault...IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
 * Magack: WHAT?!?
 * Teen Amutt: I cared for Scor-Pan with all my heart, and it had to be withholding a secret from him that I lost him! If we had just told him the truth years ago, this never would've happened!
 * Magack: Now, now, Amutt, I'm sure you're just under a lot of stress, just please don't pin this on me!
 * Teen Amutt: Why shouldn't I? He was the closest I ever had of becoming a good successor to you. HE'S GONE BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
 * Magack: Amutt, I would lower my tone if I were you. I am your teacher.
 * Teen Amutt: Just leave me alone! (Leaves crying)
 * (Magack): "Good intentions turn into a relation ruining nightmare...... Amutt would in 7 days time realise that Scor-Pan finding out the truth was mainly the fault of fates, and apologises for his words..... But he could not forgive himself for what happened. He grew to secretly hate himself for not being there for Scor-Pan.... He would mask it by inspiring to become the most famous and beloved Preistlord of his generation. His life had gotten better and better until, he started to fear for his family's safety when he grew to know about the dangers of outsider socity of worlds beyond Deserta. On the day that he gotten the prediction that was meant to lure him away from the current path, Scor-Pan came back and ensured he sealed his fate with the promise of returning their relations to back what they once were. He convinced Amutt to start his Enlightenment sceme and convinced him to lure the finest of Deserta's warriors into becoming mummies, and turned Scor-Pan and several animals into the creatures they are now. They would in time wait for the arriveal of the Scarlet Messiah. But thanks to the misguided intentions of Sleme's ansister, the wrong person was punished.... Amutt, and his poor family dragged with it cause they supported him.... Scor-Pan was able to escape to obscurity as a result. Scor-Pan wanted to free Amutt so his intentions can resume, but he needed help. For a brief time, he became leader of a powerful russian mafia group formerly named "The Soviet Stinger", and would eventally become an ally group with the Mafia Allience..... But Scor-Pan knew the Mafia Allience's leader was dangeriously interested of Scor-Pan's past, implying he knew who Scor-Pan truely was. In an attempt to deter the dark one, he retired and gave his position to another. Scor-Pan then went into obscurity again, and then in years time, momentarly became a member of the circus freakshow the rest of the Deserta Bandits were from... And stayed there until a greedy human ruined the circus for his greed. Scor-Pan then has found his new helpers and after getting them to Deserta through an attempt after the Dragon Power Gems, got exsiled back to Deserta, and the Deserta Bandits were created..... And in further time, Scor-Pan, finally found the Scarlet Messiah.... Your "Darkness Qui"."
 * Magack: "And now, Scor-Pan's make-shift propicy, as previously untrue as it was, is about to become a reality."
 * Twilight: ".... Scor-Pan's, an Equinox Master? But how come he didn't-"
 * Magack: "Obviously, he wanted to preserve his identity to those that can expose him. As well, to hide from the surviving Equinox Masters who would hunt him down. Because without Balenceo, Scor-Pan is a dangerious threat known in their culture as, an "Anti-Equinox Master". Without Balenceo, the dark magic side of Equinox magic in Scor-Pan is allowed to grow stronger then the light side and corrupt him.... And he has malmitulated both Qui and Amutt to go along with his folly for his own vengenece against the flaws of mortal socity for his tragity concerning his parents."
 * Icky: "Oh son of a bitch, are you kidding me?! First we thought he was just a thief leader, then he turned out to be a servent of a false messiah, NOW HE TURNS OUT TO BE A ROUGE EQUINOX GUY!? NEXT YOUR GONNA TELL ME HE TURNS OUT TO BE SPONGEBOB'S FATHER!?"
 * Spongebob: "But I already have a father! See? (Holds a Picture of his parents.)"
 * Icky: "I know, but I was using it as an exsample of what other stupid surprise waits for us with that guy!"
 * Luna: "This continues to be complincated....."
 * Lord Shen: "Then we need that Blade of Set more then ever now! Then afterwords, we need you to restore Celestia out of looking like a taller Applejack's Grandmother so we can have extra godpower!"
 * Magack: "I can do that, but I feel that she might not be a match for an Anti-Equinox."
 * Lord Shen: Just please do it.
 * Magack:... Very well.
 * Celestia: What was that, sonny? Do I need a hearing aid?...(Magack used an Egyptian chant spell to restore Celestia's eternal youth)... Uhhgh... What happened?
 * Luna: Sister! (Hugs Celestia, and Shen does the same thing) You're back!
 * Celestia: Of course I am. What happened to me?
 * Lord Shen: One of the daughters of Amutt took your eternal youth.
 * Applejack: Yeah, you were lookin' like Granny Smith if she was an Alicorn.
 * Celestia: My goodness. Well, I'm just glad to be back as myself again...though...why does my teeth feel funny?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, they fell out during our trip to Deserta.
 * Icky: And it wasn't just as disturbing as Granny Gricky losing her teeth.
 * Patrick: Uh...I thought birds didn't have teeth.
 * Icky: Oh, MY species does. And when they grow old and they start falling off, it's gross. It's like if your lips were able to fall off of your face yet your mouth still remained.
 * SpongeBob: Ew.
 * Celestia: "Anyway, so, what did I miss?"
 * Gilda: A LOT, I'll tell you that. We'll fill you in on the way back to the Dragon Realms.
 * Cynder: And this time, there will be nothing to hold us back. (They soon took off on Galapa-God with Magack)
 * People are being made to build up a feast.
 * Axle and the cops are seen now dressed in rags.
 * Axle: "I, can't believe, we got our butts handed to us by mummies."
 * Pryce: You do realize that slavery is illegal, right?
 * Patra: Don't view it as slavery. View it as mandatory repentence for your part in being part of a socity that feeds an endless cycle of pain and misery. It's nothing against you personally, it's against what you were apart of.
 * Mi Shenu: (In Pryce's head) This is very bad for our reputation!
 * Pryce: ("Yeah, no joke.")
 * Janet: "Well, forgive me for sounding, defient, but, it kinda feels like slavery."
 * Patra: "If it were slavery, we would be alot more abusive and whips would be involved. Our father has a more gentle, but decisive alternative."
 * Patra casted a spell that painlessly makes Janet's body continue working!
 * Bullington: "I should enform you that just because you don't consider this as slavery and not being abusive to us about it, that doesn't make it any less different then conventional slavery! Your still robbing us of our freedoms and our own destenys in a misguided attempt to reformed an albeit flawwed socity! This isn't gonna make it any less flawwed then what it tends to be and-"
 * Patra does the same thing to Bullington.
 * Cleo came in.
 * Cleo: "Good job keeping these fools in line. And try not what they're saying get to you, Patra."
 * Patra: "It still feels as if, something is off here."
 * Cleo sighed.
 * Cleo: "Don't you think I have a bad feeling about this as well? But daddy insists it's all for a greater good. Not just to protect Deserta from the idiots of outworlder socity and us as well, but to make it up to that idiot Scor-Pan.... You know how daddy still feels about him."
 * Patra: "I know sister, and, I'll try hard not to cave in."
 * Cleo and Patra hugged.
 * Axle: ".... I'm starting to get the feeling these people are even more misguided then I anpisipated."
 * Bullington: "I also have a suspition that Amutt is but a figure-head of someone who meant for all this to happen. And it's not even Qui this time. She's equilly as confused as he is...."
 * Ducker: "But who? If not Qui, then who would trick a powerful dog-man wizard to even do this shit?"
 * Axle: "Whoever he is, he better hope I'm not gonna be the one who kicks his ass! I also zap the asses I kicked."
 * Amutt and Qui were seen over-looking this.
 * Amutt:... Hmm... Seer hasn't returned yet.
 * Qui: Oh, I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sure he's got stuff to do.
 * Amutt: No, you don't understand. It usually doesn't take Seer THIS long to give us a report. I think something happened to him.
 * Qui: "Maybe the bird is being extra thorough and trying to spot anymore surprises by the misfits. A good spy never assumes a persisent enemy stays defeated after two losses."
 * Amutt: ".... Perhaps your right. Seer is known to be, fasionally late because of that. Perhaps it's what you said about the misfits being very unstoppabley persisent has started to get to me. I have a tendingcy, to worry.... Alot. Espeically since I am a family man.... But also because after, I almost perimently lost Scor-Pan...."
 * Qui: "What do you mean "Almost Lost him"? Are you saying he's more then just another exspeariment."
 * Amutt: "I knew Scor-Pan before I altered him to be way bigger then he was originally."
 * Qui: "Care to explain? I'm curious though. I at first thought he was just a simple thief. What's the backstory behind him?"
 * Amutt: Well...it all started with a kingdom of Red Scorpions...
 * Qui:... I can't believe that happened to him.... I, never knew....
 * Amutt: Yes, it is such a shame that the one friend I cared for since childhood had to go through this trouble. But now I have a chance to make up for the mistakes.
 * Qui: ".... I'm alittle worried about Scor-Pan, cause, if he has a power that without a certain speical something or another, you said he's likely prone to corrupt himself.... How, are you sure he's not now already and, hyperphaticly, this whole thing was born from that."
 * Amutt: "I can trust Scor-Pan. He wouldn't use the promise of friendship just to use me for personal agendas, and he's certainly above being like your former masters...."
 * Qui: "..... You sure? This was the same guy that used to be a Mafia Boss and a Infamous Bandit leader.... You sure he's not already, suprimely dangerious by now?"
 * Amutt: "Well, Scor-Pan has not at all attacked me or my family, so that's enough for me and you to see he is not there yet."
 * Qui: "Corruption isn't nessersarly at all the same as being unprovokingly violent and/or stupid. Sometimes corruption can make people smarter. He might know you would do any thing to earn back his friendship and created the enlightenment as a means to get you to get his own revenge on socity. I've seen villains who act like Scor-Pan, and even worked with them. They knew better then to make their evil obvious from the start."
 * Amutt: "I can respect your unfortunately gained mixed blessing knowlegde of villainy through being one, but I assure you, your are just worrying over nothing. Scor-Pan is family to me. He would never use me like that."
 * Qui: "I know you want to think that, but, even if he does care for you, it might not nessersarly be in the way you hoped. He might only care for you as a means to make his own path for vengence possable."
 * Amutt: "I'd be offended if I didn't understood why you are concerned. Trust me in this. Scor-Pan is far from being the kind of people you known him as."
 * Qui: "Well, explain the fact he openly disrespected your gods."
 * Amutt: "He has a bad hapit of being, angry, with the gods and is known to insult them. Again, he came from a very tragic early life and blamed them for not protecting his family. His words are blasphemous, but he's not being a heretic about it. Just, someone who's faith is challenged. I promise the feast will ease both our thoughts. Come Scarlet Messiah, join me to prepare a speech."
 * Qui: "Alchourse, Amutt. I'll be glad too."
 * As Qui and Amutt left, Scor-Pan was secretly listening.
 * Scor-Pan: ".... I'll have to make sure I am able to perimently maintain Qui's trust before something happens to ruin my perfect plan. Both she and Amutt are my powerful weapons that I can't afford to have turned on me. And I'll make sure it STAYS that way." (Leaves before anyone could see him)

Chapter 5: The Game Plan Forms/Cynder's Ultimate Decision and Questioning/The Scarab Guardian/The Battle Against The G-50 NovaTitan
In Dragon Realms space Cutaway Present After they landed. The Darkspawn Museum Basement.
 * Fluttershy: (Galapa-God exits hyperspeed and ends up vomiting it's own acidic weapon onto a few asteroids)... Don't worry, Galapa-God, we're almost there. (Galapa-God moans)
 * Icky: "Yo Flutts, do ya think the self-cloning Falcon is well-informed enough that Scor-Butt isn't worth helping?"
 * Fluttershy: "Yes.... I told Seer everything, and he perfectly understood why we need to do this."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well good, cause Eagle-Beak is unbelieveablely stubbern. Even when we told him about Scor-Pan, he still insists that Qui's better off! Ugh! Some father he is!"
 * Celestia: "Let me handle Eagle-Beak. He is still only afraid of Sourball's intent to take away Qui's life. If I can ultamately convince him that Sourball will never be able to have the final say in Qui's fate, then he will finally help us."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, even then, we need a stragity on how we're gonna handle a round 2 against those Amutt Daughters. They will make good on their threat to be even more punishing for us not submitting to surrender."
 * Boss Wolf: "We're also gonna need one for that giant ass beetle they have."
 * Eagle Beak: Slight warning. That beetle is not the only concern here.
 * Icky: And what could they POSSIBLY have that's just as strong as a giant beetle?
 * Eagle Beak:... Remember that Alternate UUniversal weapon Qui was unable to get when she unleashed those plunder weeds on Equestria?
 * Xandy:... You mean the G-50 NovaTitan? I THOUGHT THAT THING WAS DECOMMISSIONED!!!
 * Warson: Actually, I forgot to tell you it went missing during it's shipment back to our worlds. We didn't know what happened to it.
 * Magnum: But I guess now we do. And it's a safe bet he had some help.
 * Xerxes was nerviously laughing.
 * Aurlena: You both do realize that we could have you punished for interfering in the shipment of a robotic weapon, right?
 * Eagle Beak: What do you expect? We're villains! This is what villains do!
 * Xandy: Well, you know something? Qui knows a lot about villainy, and has been commanding the Villains Act so long, she knows all of it's old philosophies and has a greater understanding of it. Basically, villainy in OUR worlds have a greater understanding of morality. (Nytrox barks) So I can't fully disagree with you on that one. I'm sure even VILLAINS have an ounce of morality to them. Even THEY know a thing or two about what's right and wrong. Hell, things like that are what make villains to begin with.
 * Shifu: And THAT'S why we must stop Amutt and Qui from doing this. Amutt's so determined to purge villainy from these worlds that he'll do whatever it takes to make life go his way so no villainy can form again.
 * Icky: You basically get the setting from Demolition Man, and we all know how questionably immoral that was. They went SO far to obtaining peace that they fine people for cussing. I mean, I know cussing is frowned upon, but what the hell?
 * Eagle Beak: SO WHAT?!? I'm sure a LOT of people want peace.
 * SpongeBob: So what? SO EVERYTHING!!! Amutt's way of peace is not the way to do it. He wants to bring villain-like conquest in order to obtain peace. We can't have an immortal and peace-obsessed bastard constantly telling us what to do. That'd be as annoying as flies!
 * Celestia: Eagle Beak, you can't force us to avoid this just to protect one person. Don't you see the damage that Amutt is causing? His daughters took away my eternal youth. In god culture, that is a serious offense that is just as punishable as turning a god mortal.
 * Zeus: Yes, and we all know what happened to Hades when he ended up taking my son's immortality.
 * March: You mean us throwing him into the River of Death wasn't the worst of his punishment?
 * Zeus: No. Let's just say that it was a fate worse than death.
 * Hades: (As the 'Winnie the Pooh' theme song was playing in the Underworld) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEEEEEAAADDD!!!
 * Icky: Oh, you cruel genius, you! The ultimate act of non-violent torture in the UUniverses!
 * Celestia: The point is that sometimes, things are not worth sacrificing.
 * Eagle Beak: Are you saying that Qui isn't that important to me?
 * Celestia: No, I'm simply saying that you need to let it go. With all the lives in danger here, you can't just risk it just to protect Qui. It would make you more of a jerk than a protective father.
 * Eagle-Beak: "Whatever happened to not trying to force me to turn against Qui!?"
 * Xerxes: "With all due respect Professor, that was only done when Qui was thought to be only in the presience of a self-deluded Presitlord with a seemingly confusing name and well-meaning intentions.... But then we discovered that Scor-Pan basicly suffered a tragity simular to mine, is self-corrupted by his pain and a speical breed of magic without some form of balenceing engry, and is malmitulating both Qui and Amutt into even doing this nonsense! Qui is in a position not anymore different then being in the VA! That Scor-Pan would go into great lengths to keep Qui from figuring out on her own that Scar-Pan is asentally another basturd like the Secret Founders, or worse, nothing more then a filthy Yarge-Out like Commander Yarge! He might even taint her mind with this un-balenced magic of his! Professor, I seen the kind of things Qui was capable of back when she thought it was her desteny to be a villain. I'm worried her being a "Peace Messiah" wouldn't be able to be far different outside of Amutt's intentions to not spill blood unless forced, like with Crangor. Don't get me wrong.... I don't want Qui to be ANYMORE closer to that disgraceful counciler in that Galactic federation allience anymore then you do! But Qui is not that safe with Amutt, when he himself is but a puppet by Scor-Pan. Though Amutt is not nessersarly our true enemy, Scor-Pan is now. And you would protect Qui from those that want to misuse her powers, correct? Well Scor-Pan is misusing her and Amutt. So turning against her is not an act of betrayal. Not in the way your thinking. It is more of protecting Qui from repeating the same mistakes when she was VA empress, even if they have less bloodshed and are likewise more passive agressive. Qui is being misused by Scor-Pan..... He is stealing your child..... Your not gonna let that filthy Yarge-Out get away with this, are you?"
 * Eagle-Beak:... I get it, but... I have heard it before, but thanks to Tartarus making me abit old, I haven't exactly remembered it properly. What does 'Yarge Out' mean?
 * Xerxes: It's a phrase the Villains Act developed meaning betrayal after that Yarge guy I mentioned tried to usurp Qui and destroyed the Villains Act's hopes of creating alternate forms of henchmen besides the Starbots.
 * Eagle-Beak:... Okay, if Scor-Pan really is using my daughter for his own nefarious purposes, then I'm in.
 * Celestia: Thank you, Eagle-Beak.
 * Eagle-Beak: But don't get too attached, because if Qui ends up being executed, I'm blaming all of you for it. And we're all still going to be villains afterwards.
 * Icky: "Typical temporary allience cliché, folks."
 * Galapa-God was seen resting and moaning as Fluttershy comferted it for one last time.
 * Fluttershy: Well, we just landed far enough for Amutt to not notice us. I'm sure we can take him by surprise.
 * Banzai: And how do we surprise a powerful immortal with daughters capable of whipping our asses, huh?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Slaps Banzai) DON'T YOU TALK TO HER THAT WAY!!
 * Banzai: Sorry, dude, I was just messing with her!
 * Lord Shen: "That's what we need to stragitises on. We need a temporary hide-out so we can do that safely and avoid being spotted by patrols."
 * Eagle-Beak: "I'm assuming the Dragon Guardian Temple is out of the question?"
 * Lord Shen: "Sadly, you caught on straight away. It was litterally among the first things Amutt and Qui congured. Anyone have any suggestions for a temporary place to plan our move?"
 * Loogar: "I'd suggest my own cabin in Ohio, but it's not big enough to fit you all!"
 * Twilight: "I'd offer to go to Equestia, but this world has been left to suffer enough as it is.... That, and I don't think the giant turtle could handle more hyperspeeds."
 * Sting'nBite: "Well, originally there would've been private Skeetraziod bases for us to plan privately, but now they're not gonna be a thing thanks to us being interupted of our progress to make more hives here and rebuild our empire, NOW ARE THEY?!"
 * Magnum: "Let it go, Commander....."
 * Warson: "I would suggest either the Hero Hive or inside our ship, the Dynasty Battle Cruiser, but since the creature can't handle more trips and that our ship isn't exactly ready to leave without refueling, I won't bother."
 * Po: "What about a part of the Dragon Realms that isn't congured yet?"
 * Kolwalski: "Well fortuantely, based on news-shorces, all Amutt as congured so far is just Dragon Realms New York and our Temple, which is gonna be a place for Amutt's celebtory feast. So, pretty much, any place is good."
 * Icky: "How's about we head back to Dragon Realm France and catch up with Ms. Stork?"
 * ???: "You don't nessersarly need to."
 * Victor Von Creepypants and Black Kat appeared.
 * Victor: "I was able to cast an anti-Necromorthic being spell to keep the mummies out of my museum. They had currently relented under orders for Amutt's feast. It's currently a safe place now until the feast reaches it's finish and Amutt desides to undo the spell himself."
 * Twilight: "Thanks for the offer, Victor, but.... You know Fluttershy is afraid your museum for it's.... Content."
 * Victor: "Don't worry, we'll teleport to the only place of the museum that doesn't have, frightening pieces...."
 * Victor: "The Basement."
 * Icky: "Wow..... You have a surprisingly big and roomy basement."
 * Victor: "Well it is a large museum after all, so a big basement makes sense."
 * Hurly: (The demonic guardians appear) Hey, guypphhhsss! (Fluttershy screams)
 * Victor: Oh... I guess I hadn't thought about you guys.
 * Stretch: Oh, I'm sure she can get used to us after a while.
 * Bruto: She's pretty.
 * Fluttershy:... Well... Thank you.
 * Aheadhron: Wow, all she needed was a compliment.
 * Victor: Guys, I don't think you're needed right now. I think you guys should just hold a perimeter and make sure no mummies or drones are attacking.
 * Dracoonmo: You can count on us, sir! (They left)
 * Warson: "..... I am going to safely assume you Lougers made, alot of unconvetional friends...."
 * Icky: "Those guys aren't even the crazest things we made friends with."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, now that we're in a momentarly private place, let us come up with a plan. Any suggestions?"
 * Boss Wolf: Nothing.
 * Sparx: Clueless.
 * Cynder: Oh, I'm sure we'll come up with something.
 * Banzai: Well, why don't we just put our heads together? (Bonks his head with Ed and Shenzi's as they laughed)
 * Shenzi: Wait, I got an idea! (A giant light bulb appears above her head, and she zooms off as the light bulb smashes on top of Banzai and Ed's heads) We'll all surround the feast, and attack in different directions until we get to Amutt!
 * Banzai: Oh, that's a STUPID idea. Oh, man, I have a better solution.
 * Shenzi: Does it involve opening a monkey preserve?
 * Banzai:...Yes.
 * Shenzi: NEXT!
 * Sparx: I would say Shenzi's plan was good.
 * Cynder: No, Banzai's right, it's stupid. We need a better strategy, because I'm pretty sure that there are mummies surrounding the entire perimeter. We'd be torn to pieces before we could even start.
 * Spyro:... How about we FAKE being captured, and take them by surprise?
 * QP: "Well, that won't work. Qui, through me, has learnted about every single hero trick in the metahoritcal book, including the fake capture thing. She's likely to warn Amutt of that sort've thing."
 * Icky: "And WHY did ya told Qui that?!"
 * QP: "It was BEFORE Qui even realised she lived a lie! Also, it was under the Professor's orders so Qui avoids being captured easily by you heroes."
 * Everyone stares Eagle-Beak with a "Seriously?" look.
 * Eagle-Beak: ".... OH COME ON, IT WAS BEFORE AMUTT BECAME A THING, ALRIGHT?! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW DOING SO WOULD WORK AGAINST ME IN THE FUTURE!?"
 * Lord Shen: Oh, how perfect. That means Qui's sure to be a problem if we used a trickery strategy. So... Yeah, none of that.
 * Banzai:... Well, that's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Trojan Horse, too predictable, not to mention we tried that strategy with Qui already. Full frontal assault, too risky. Sneak attack, too destined to fail!
 * Po:... So... What do we do, then?
 * Warson: "Then how about a devide and congure? We take out the strongest of their forces first while they are still seperate from each-other? We go after and disable each of their biggest threats on their side and leave the main forces will little to trump cards us with."
 * Icky: "Your basicly saying we go after the giant bug and the robot, right?"
 * Warson: "Indeed."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Even then, we're still stuck with Qui and Amutt, so disabling the Scarab Guardian and the Robot won't be too damaging their forces."
 * Cynder: "Even immortals and speical breeds of dragons have their limits. It's only a matter on how to outlast them."
 * Lord Shen: "We shall devide outselves into teams. I'll lead the forces against the Giant Beetle. Xandy, you lead the forces entrusted to take care of Qui's robotic trump card for good."
 * Xandy: "Aye-aye, sir."
 * Lord Shen: "Now, in any event that beastly device proves too much, give us a call and we'll come to your aide."
 * Xandy: "Sure, but no sweat. We're likely to do enough damage on it for ya'll to finish it off if we do need ya in the end."
 * Magnum: Of course. In the history lessons I've taken about that device, I know it has exploitable weaknesses. It may be one of the strongest devices that fought during the Interuniversal War, but it has been taken down before.
 * Aurlena: Yeah. In fact, we recently trained ourselves to fight a G-50 NovaTitan in the Virtual Gym back at the Hero Hive. Though... We only did it well at the easy difficulty level. The normal difficulty was... Strenuous.
 * Zosimo: Indeed. Those war machines are pretty powerful. In fact they were so powerful, that thanks to the most powerful one, Unit Rgova-Cronus-UNAMS7, openly turned on us because of anti-war fanactics making refused to fight and retailiated on it's masters that they never got to see even a bit of the Interuniversal War. They were banned UUniversal-wide to the point of near-extinction. Now only very few functioning models are still around, and most of the models are dismantled and on display in museums. We're still looking out for Rgova though, he just seemed to disappeared after he turned on us because he didn't wanted to fight in the war, though that asshole General Gormac claims he has found him, but even for a Yateron, he's hardly considered creditable. Also, I'm a sucker for fighting powerful machines.
 * Icky:... Seriously? You get a kick on fighting against robots that would practicly beat you to a pulp, even without really trying to make you a pulp?
 * Zosimo: Yeah. I like to fight powerful robots in the Virtual Gym every day. I've been able to defeat over 69 of them. Though I have yet to fight all of them. I just LOVE fighting machines.
 * Warson:... Well, have you had a shot at the G-50 NovaTitan?
 * Zosimo: Oh, absolutely. Even on my own. And you know what? I was lucky enough to survive the normal difficulty. I'd say the best strategy to deal with the NovaTitan is to not face it in the front and risk being blasted by it's mega eye-laser. It's easy to dodge it's top-mounted plasma cannons AND it's energy blades, but it is also agile and can strike in any direction.
 * Skipper: I don't think we needed an overview, geek.
 * Zosimo: Uh, yes you do, small-fry. Have you ever SEEN a G-50 NovaTitan?
 * Skipper:... No, not really.
 * Zosimo: Exactly. So I just needed to fill you in. I'd say the first thing to do is to crack it's eye. It'll not only obscure it's vision, but it'll leave it incapable of firing it's mega eye-laser, making it easier for you to-
 * Xandy: Yeah, Zosimo, we get the strategies. We've figured out a lot during the Virtual Gym.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, ok, which one of us is going after the Scarab while the others seek out the over-powered titanic robotic monstrosity?"
 * Warson: Well, those of us not from your UUniverses will be on the team against the NovaTitan, that's for sure.
 * Cynder: And I suppose the best way for you to deal with that giant Scarab is to send in the strongest of you after it. Some of us will have to be watching over the whole thing to make sure things go according to plan.
 * Iago: "And that would be...?"
 * Icky: Well, it better not include me, I've been doing the lame stuff too many times!
 * Mr. Krabs: What'sa matter? Afraid of a little sentry work? (Imitating Icky) "Oh, I'm Icky, and I have to do the lame stuff every time we do these things!" (Imitates sobbing until Icky slaps him) OW!
 * Icky: Need I remind you that things go downhill when I do these kinds of things? Remember when Shen told me to watch Axle during that Looger mess, and I ended up nearly getting raped by a homosexual ox? (Looger scoffs and softly laughs) DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH, BUSTER?!
 * Lord Shen:... He does have a point there. He does screw things up, so it's probably not a good idea to get him on sentry duty.
 * Icky: Thank GOD!!!
 * Boss Wolf: LIVE BAIT!!!
 * Icky: WHAT?!?
 * Boss Wolf: (Scoffs and laughs hard)
 * Icky: Oh, that was SO not cool, bro!
 * Boss Wolf: But in all seriousness, I guess you can join the Alternate UUniversals on their mission to take down that Nova machine.
 * Icky: Well, finally, I don't get the obvious lame job at my expense.
 * Cynder: Okay, let's all split up. Let's call this side Team 1, and this side Team 2. Those of you who aren't good fighters...besides Icky...can be in the sentry team.
 * Twilight: Me and my friends may as well have to lead the Sentry Team to make sure these guys don't so anything stupid.
 * Pinkie: Ooh, we're being sneaky! I can do sneaky! I've already got the costumes for it! (Appears in a burglar suit) Cat burglar! (Then appears in the same suit with a dog mask) Dog burglar! (Digs into the ground, and then appears in a tree costume) Tree! (She then appears in a bunny suit) Bunny suit! (She then appears in a pink camouflage suit) CAMOUFLAGE!!
 * Applejack: Uh, sugar-cube, I don't think THAT'S the best color for a camouflage suit for any situation... Unless we were in Candy Land.
 * Black Kat: Or Draconequua.
 * March Hare: Or Wonderland. (Cuts off tea flow with ears)
 * B.O.B: Or even that wonderful magic sweets planet we visited last month.
 * Missing Link: You mean Gobstopper? Oh, yeah, that's like Will Wonka's candy paradise, except an entire planet. We never go to that place for... Reasons. We only went there last month because it was just a matter of stopping the mass global smuggling of pixie stix.
 * Mr. Dodo: Yeah, on Gobstopper, it was treated like coke. It was just disgusting AND weird.
 * Celestia: Anyway, do we have our teams ready?
 * Magnum: "Yes, we're quite set. We've prepared everything but the kitchen sink."
 * Pinkie Pie puts on a Kitchen Sink costume!
 * Pinkie Pie: "HERE I AM?!"
 * Aurlena: "..... NOW we have a kitchen sink, appearently...."