The Keyhole of Equestria

The Keyhole of Equestria is the 8th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Strange things have been greatly noticed in Equestia. Appearences of Equestian based heartless Twilight named as The Equestia Heartless have started to appear. The creatures are based on creatures commen in Equestia. From Ponisied Soldier Heartless, recolors of The Centaur Heartless used from the Kingdom Hearts 2 Mulan adventure, Harpy Heartless, Heartlessifived Plunderweed Monsters, and the occational Manitcore heartless. As well as sitghtings of two recolor Nightwalkers have been seen around and about in Everfree forest, as well as a mysterious skeletal alicorn. It's possable that Jing Du and Ding Ju have been surprisingly reserected by an unknown powerful force. But who? The Alicorn in Question is none other then a fallen Alicorn, Death Coffin, a rumored darken surviver of the Chaos War and one who had the worse of sacrivicing himself against Tyranny. What is Death Coffin's motivation for doing this, and why does it concern the Keyhole to Equestia? Whatever is going on, the Lougers, the main six, and 4 certain former allies of Jing and Ding, need to halt this before something deadly and desitating happens.

(Episode Theme.)



Chapter 1: A New Threat in the Making
A greenhouse in Draconequua. A dark cave. Further down the cave. Later... Later... Ponyville. Someplace private. The Party. Somewhere private. Outside Twilight's castle. Hoofville. Twilight's castle.
 * Suddenly, the little greenhouse sounded alarms as two skull-face patterned imps are seen fleeing from the place!
 * They both look like Pain and Panic and have reaper ropes on!
 * Panic-like Imp: "OH NOW WE DID IT?! KING WACKY IS GONNA USE US FOR TARGET PRACTICE!?"
 * Pain-Like Imp: "JUST HANG ON TO THE BAG OF SEEDS, FEAR!?"
 * The imps fly away before the Dracoonqui enforcers arrived!
 * Dracoonious enforcer leader: "Boys!? Sound the alarm for all the nations and Equestia espeically?! The Plunderweed Seeds have been stolen?! MAKE THE MESSAGE QUICK AND FAST!?"
 * Two figures are seen waiting outside.
 * A small pigmy troll like Creeper and a Dog-faced Goblin simular to Djon are seen waiting.
 * Dog-face Goblin: "Oh, Mr. Cheepers, why have Injury and Fear arrived yet?"
 * Cheepers, the Creeper look-a-like: "(Sofisicated voice): "Pathince, Dog-John, pathince. We know how Injury and Fear tend to be, fastionably late. We have to give our chaps more time, obviousy."
 * Dog-John: "Oh, it's just that, the master, he wants us to do something risky for him, he wants us to find some keyhole somewhere within the old alicorn castle in the caverns in the everfree forest, and, and and, do something to it in hopes it can bring back the Alicorn gods! And I heard bad things happen if you mess with those things!?"
 * Cheepers: "Now, now, now! I'm sure our master knows what he's doing. Death Coffen may be a walking skeliton of his former glory, but he's no bone-head by any chance. While he's working on bringing back some "Exberts" on the subject, the least WE, can do, is provide him with Plunderweed seeds. I don't yet honestly know what he wants with those dreadful plants, but we just had to trust him."
 * Screaming is heard.
 * Cheepers: "Ah, speaking of which, here they come now. There's Injury and Fear about to-"
 * The imps from before crash into Dog-John and Cheepers!
 * BLAM!?
 * Cheepers: "OOF?!..... Crash-landing as usual, I see?"
 * Fear, the Panic-like imp: "Oh.... Hi Mr. Cheepers. Sorry for crashing."
 * Cheepers: "Quite alright. Now, kindly get off me and let us report to the master, shall we? He's not a very phatence fallen god, ya know."
 * Injury, the pain-like imp: "Tell me about it. I'm still feeling his horn from last time. Owwwwwwwwww."
 * Fear (The Panic-like Imp): Yeah. And I still feel the wound marks he left on me with that unnatural scythe of his. DAMN can a weapon like that leave a serious wound.
 * Cheepers: Indeed. Now, did you get the Plunder Seeds?
 * Fear: Did we ever! (Shows them the seeds) Now the boss can get started with his plan.
 * Dog-John: Well, it's about time. I didn't wanna waste another minute out here in the open where a guard can easily see us. The Equestrian Guard is VEEEEERRRYY LARGE!!! Not to mention very crazy when in combat.
 * Cheepers: There are no guards out here, Dog-John. I mean, there's no way they can--
 * ???: THIS WAY, HURRY!! (Fear and Injury panicked, and turned into microscopic waterbears)
 * Cheepers: YOU IDIOTS, YOU LEAD THEM RIGHT TO OUR BOSS'S HIDEOUT'S ENTRANCE!!!
 * Dog-John: Isn't the entrance protected with a curse that shows worst fears?
 * Cheepers: Oh, yeah. Let's go! And cover the tracks! (They brush off the tracks of the imps and disappear, and the Guards appear and head towards the cave, but then they get green eyes like King Sombra's, and they scream and run away)
 * Injury sees them running.
 * Injury: "FEEE-UUUU! THAT was close!? Thank goodness mortals aren't very go getting around that."
 * Fear: "Well, it helps that the boss, uh.... Likes his privacy."
 * Cheepers: "Alright gents, that's enough excitment for the day. Now, it's time to reach the boss."
 * A lair simuler to the Underworld is seen as a foreboding theme plays.
 * ???: "Darling, hold that mortal's thread of life,"
 * Three robed pony mare hags are seen.
 * A short hag: "Good and, tight."
 * The hag cuts the thread, and a scream is heard.
 * Mid-size hag: "INCOMING!?"
 * The Gloom Reaper, slightly different from his appearence from Tallest Talltales EVAH!, is seen eschourting a soul of an old mare straight to a spriling stair-case with an eery glow.
 * Gloom Reaper: "And another soul, awaits final judgement... Yet again. Too many as of recently, we have too many souls awaiting judgement from our master, ever since-"
 * Hags: "WE KNOW?!"
 * Tall Hag: "We know everything past,"
 * Mid-Size Hag: "Present,"
 * Short Hag: "AND Future! By the way, Season 5 of MLP:FIM, it's gonna be big."
 * Gloom Reaper: "I'm aware of that, Sisters of Desteny. As, I was saying. The problem with our master. The one, who always mopes, the one, who always keeps to himself, the one, vastly uncomfertable with his fate and what became of the Alicorns, now he wants to-"
 * Hags: "Do something incredability risky to bring them back and restore his former form!"
 * Tall Hag: "WE-E-E-E-E know!?"
 * Gloom Reaper: "I'M AWARE OF THAT!? I know, you know, I get it, I acknowledge your fates of equestia, I rekindise it! But please tell me, is the master's newfound attempt gonna end up hurting him in some way? I'm worried this risk of a plan would put him in great jeopery and bad disposition with Celestia and the element barers of harmony. What will his fate have in store...?"
 * Mid-size hag: "Well, for starters-"
 * Tall Hag: "OH, NO YOU DON'T, We're not suppose to reveil the future!"
 * Gloom Reaper: "Sisters of Desteny, please, I want to know! What will become of our master if, he continues this!"
 * Mid-Size Hag: ".... Sister, can we just-"
 * Tall Hag: "(Annoyed grunt) Oh, alright."
 * Mid-size Hag: "Oh...."
 * The Mid-size hag pulls out a christailised eye that begins to glow.
 * Gloom Reaper: "What do you see?"
 * Mid-Size Hag: In 2 hours from now, precisely, a disturbance will erupt in the Everfree Forest. And it be one forever remembered in history, more then even Nightmare Moon.
 * Tall Hag: The time to act will be at hand, unleashing hundreds of Heartless to invade across the land.
 * Mid-Size Hag: Then once the source is finally found, our master's plans for his fallen brethren will finally be completed!
 * Gloom Reaper: I'm already aware of that, Destenty Sisters, I was refering about-
 * Short Hag: A word of caution to this tale! Should the Shell Lodge Squad and Celestia's newest princess fight, the master will fail! (The Hags magically disappear with the crystallized eye)
 * Gloom Reaper: I was afraid of this.... (Sighs) The master is NOT going to like this.
 * ???: THEY SAID WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Gloom Reaper: Sir, I know this looks bad, uh.... Maybe this is a sign that you need to reconsider this.
 * ???: I CAN'T ALLOW THESE SO CALLED 'SHELL LODGE SQUAD' AND CELESTIA'S NEWEST PRINCESS TO INTERFERE IN MY PLANS!!! THEY'LL BOTCH UP EVERYTHING!!!
 * Gloom Reaper: But, in a positive note, surely if Celestia knows that if you wanna bring back the fallen Alicorns of Equestria, then I'm sure she'd accept it.
 * ???: But you heard the Sisters, she's gonna send her protégé to try and stop me! Either Celestia is not able to understand, or the creatures I need to do this do something prevoking!? Also, trying to unleash a Heartless infestation isn't exactly a sympathcy earner, espeically if you done it wrong?! But it's a risk worth, taking, reaper. Think about it! Soon, for exsample, the pegasi will no longer be required to control the weather once the Alicorns of the Weather are brought back.
 * Gloom Reaper: With all due respect, sir, it's been a thousand years since they were lost. Surely the pegasi have grown comfortable to controlling the weather.
 * ???: "The power of the weahther is too great for often unreliable mortals!? You know of such, Gloom!? Remember Hurricane Twister, the Pegasicus Suprimist who tried to supress all of Equestia into a world dominated by Pegasi?"
 * Gloom Reaper: "He was but a rouge not even his own race supported, and he was stopped in due time, I-"
 * ???: "Then there was Buttercup Rain! She somehow managed to make the clouds rain candy cause she tampered with the clouds with candy! It created a mess?!"
 * Gloom Reaper: "That wasn't really, THAT bad. An act of irrespondsablity, but-"
 * ???: "And then there's the member of the famed Dust clan who go herself kicked out cause of making a Tornado irresponsability happened?!"
 * Gloom Reaper: "Lightning Dust has since learnt her lesson, my lord."
 * ???: "I am saying that the mortals are NOT as reliable as Celestia may have grown to believe! Worse, I can't even believe Nightus and Heavenslight are allowing it to continue! They, have the power to restore their race, and do nothing!? Even with the return of King Barrer Reef, nothing! The closest thing that came back to the alicorns from irresponsable mortals, what the control of Night and Day! Back then, the mortal Unicorns were like parasites and sucking other races of money and food for themselves. It finally took Windigoes to get their act togather, but it's too late for that. Mortals have proven themselves that they're NOT adiquite to handle the work of gods!? The seasons were once belonging to the season Alicorns, but now, the mortals treat the seasons like games and...... See for yourself."
 * The figure conjure ups a portal that shows a scene from the "Winter Wrap Up Song" plays as the figure groans in disgust.
 * Gloom Reaper: "Now, the mortals can't help being.... Cheery, about hard work."
 * ???: "CHEERY?! They treat refilling the clouds with water, something the Alicorn of Clouds does effertlessly, like a compitition on who can make the biggest sprout of water!? YOUR GIVING SOMETHING THAT'LL BECOME LIFE GIVING RAIN?! WHY TREAT IT LIKE IT BELONGS IN A WORLD RECORD BOOK?!"
 * Gloom Reaper: "Well, that's what happens when Equestia rarely has a dishastor serious enough that can't be easily handled by the elements of harmony. I guess the mortals, just don't know what it's truely like to be in hard times."
 * ???: "Why do you think I am doing this? I am doing both things in a single plan! Generating a hard time via the heartlesses, far too much threats for even the elements of harmony to ever be able to get rid of them all, much less perimentally! It'll be a dishastor so unfixable, it will be the end of mortal foolhardiness and tomfoolery! Then when hope seemed lost, I would have already brought back the Alicorn Gods, and they will be able to put a stop to the heartless infestation! It will be the perfect way to restore the era of the Alicorns, and the mortals shall forever accept their place as just that: mortals."
 * Gloom Reaper: "It's just.... Are you afraid these creatures might... Claim lifes?"
 * ???: "No sacrivice is without that, reaper. That cannot be helped."
 * Gloom Reaper: ".... Well, have you, brought back those, "exberts" of yours for the Keyhole you seek?"
 * ???: "Ah, yes. I brought them back awhile ago. They are however still in a sleep, and have yet to awake. Now, find me those simpleton imps and bring them to me. I need the Plunderweed seeds for this plan."
 * Gloom Reaper sighed depressively.
 * Gloom Reaper: "Yes sir." (Walks away)
 * ???: (Sighs) By GOD, life will be much easier for those mortals as soon as the Alicorns have returned. I've waited TOO long for this moment to arrive. It's bad enough Nightus and Heavenslight disgraced their people by befriending those mortals, governing them, AND teaching their offspring to follow in their hoof-steps. Now they will try and interfere with my plans and betray their own kind?! (Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John appear)
 * Fear: Here you are, sir. We got the Plunder Seeds.
 * ???: Excellent. Now, come with me.
 * The Figure rode on a chariot pulled by scarier versons of the Gwythaints as Injury, Fear, Cheepers and Dog-John rode with him, Gloom Reaper watching on in sadness.
 * Gloom Reaper: "I know.... This will only end in tragity...."
 * Gloom Reaper left as the spirits began leaving the cave and moan as they follow the chariot.
 * A celebration is held in Twilight's tree castle.
 * All of Ponyville was invited, as well as the Lougers and all the friends they made, to celebrate in the coming Season 5 of MLP:FIM next month.
 * Icky: "IT'S TIME TO PARTY?!"
 * Iago: "I HEAR THAT?! WOO?!"
 * Spyro: "Calm down you birdbrains. Nightus is about to speak."
 * King Nightus: "To Twilight Sparkle and the Main 6 for their 5th season of the show."
 * Lord Shen: "Couldn't've said it better myself."
 * Twilight: "Thank you all so much for this, everyone. Really.... I do, appresiate it."
 * King Nightus: "Already in the making, new challnages await you, Twilight Sparkle and friends, but we know you will always triupthm."
 * Po: "Yeah Twilight. Don't stop giving the bad guys what they deserve!"
 * Icky: "And what better way to celebrate the coming of Season 5, then after a successful mission of stomping the Mythos mess, huh?"
 * Tigress: "And I wouldn't ask for anything less."
 * Lightning: "Kudos Twily. You are going places."
 * Rarity: "I have a feeling that everything's gonna be just dandy."
 * A messinger came to Celestia.
 * Messinger: "Uh, your highness, a word with you, privately?"
 * Celestia: ".... I'll, be just a minute. Royal matters."
 * Celestia: "What?! The Plunderweed seed thieves got away and the guards failed to capture them?!"
 * Messinger: "Please don't shoot me, I'm just the messinger!"
 * Celestia: "Oh no.... It's always something.... Thank you for the report. Keep me posted on more updates on the matter."
 * Spongebob: "THREE HAZZAHS FOR TWILIGHT SPARKLE!? HIP HIP!"
 * Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
 * SpongeBob: HIP HIP...
 * Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
 * SpongeBob: HIP HIP...
 * Everyone: HAZZAH!!!
 * Celestia: (Appears to Twilight, and whispers something in her ear)
 * Twilight: What?!?
 * Applejack: Is there something wrong, Twi?
 * Twilight: Plunderweed Seeds have been stolen!
 * Rainbow Dash: Aw, crap! And I was just waiting for April 4th to come so we can have our new crazy adventure.
 * Discord: How perfect! No matter what, trouble always seems to stick it's ugly head where it doesn't belong. Boy, we have our work cut out for us!
 * Twilight: Did they say who stole it?
 * Celestia: No. All the messenger said was that they got away.
 * Discord: Well, they must be numb from the brain down if they think that my Plunder Weeds can be easy to handle. Qui only got away with that because she had science-y stuff. It's a pretty damn hard job to handle them with magic. You'd have to have power as equally-powerful as the Darkspawn in order to control those beasts.
 * Icky: Is it me, or has Discord just answered the question as to who we might be up against?
 * Discord:...Oh, well blow me down, I think I did! (Pinkie literally tried to blow him down)... (Sighs)
 * Pinkie: What? You said to blow you down!
 * Lord Shen: "Now, now, everyone. I am sure we are not dealing with a darkspawn here. Closest to any recent ones are already defeated in Mythos and banished."
 * Shifu: "But I do feel that, something, even darker is behind this."
 * Heavenslight and Nightus looked at eachother.
 * Nightus: "(Wispers) My queen, a word, privately?"
 * Heavenslight: "Nightus.... You don't think..... HE, could still be trying to do his misguided dreams again..... Is he?"
 * Nightus: "It's hard to say. We haven't seen, him, since he tried to tricked us into bringing back our parents by causing a horrorable dishastor. It always involves stealing from another nation, and then some horrendus dark secret. And if it is, him.... Then we must find the Gloom Reaper and get him to talk. We need to get our answers from him."
 * Heavenslight: "But what about the lougers and the element barers? Surely they should-"
 * Nightus: "They're not yet ready to know about this. Besides, we need to comfirm it first before we end up causing a panic over something not as serious. If it is, him, then there's no telling what misguided plan to restore our race he has now."
 * Heavenslight: "Nightus, you act as if he's nothing but a madpony. We have to understand that he's broken and trumatised of what he became in the fear wars.... And what became of Mana, the only alicorn he opened his true feelings for."
 * Nightus: ".... Heaven, I, don't mean to say he's mad or anything, but at the same time, his, quickness to hurt others for some "greater good", conflicts any good intention of restoring our race. I don't want to sound like I don't sympathise with him, but I don't want to ignor WHY he's dangerious neither. He is not afraid to hurt mortals if it somehow garrinties the return of the Alicorn era."
 * Heavenslight: "..... Should we, head to Gloom Cave, in the darkest part of Everfree?"
 * Nightus: "Yes.... And we must hurry. He, could already be on the move. He might already be-"
 * ???: "GHOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS?!"
 * Nightus: "Ghosts?"
 * Heavenslight: "Ghosts?"
 * The figure's chariot is seen flying by ponyville as the souls of the dead are still following. The Figure causes the ponyville cematerry to glow, and suddenly, spirits of ponyville's past began to rise.
 * Sugercube gets over-runed by ghosts chef ponies.
 * Mr. and Mrs. Cake: "GHOSTS?!"
 * Fluttershy's cottage gets haunted by ghosts pets.
 * Jerry: "GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSTS!?"
 * Andre: "SANTA MARIA?!"
 * Andre, in fear, burps out Le Rat!
 * Le Rat: "..... I'm free... I'm free, I'm-"
 * Le Rat sees a ghost cat meow.
 * Le Rat: "LE AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Le Rat actselly jumps back into Andre's mouth in fear!
 * Le Rat's voice: "I'LL TAKE MY LE CHANCE WITH THE SNAKE, LE THANK YOU?!"
 * Stefano the flying boa: "MAMA MIA?! THIS IS SOME FREAKY STUFF!?"
 * Darkly: "WOW, I PICKED A BAD TIME TO VISIT THE PLACE AFTER VISITING LIGHT SPRITE LAND, HUH!?"
 * Jerry: "RUN!?"
 * Jerry, Stefano, Darkly, and Andre and all of Fluttershy's living pets make a run for it, even the no longer brave Louisiana!
 * Fancy Pants and Fluer are seen running and screaming from ghostly rich folk!
 * Fancy Pants: "I DON'T UNDERSTAND?! WHAT IS THE GHOSTS OF MY GREAT UNCLE AND AUNT AND YOUR GREAT UNCLE AND AUNT DOING AS GHOSTS?!"
 * Fluer: "I'M TOO AFRAID TO ASK THEM!?"
 * A Carrotdog vendor suddenly glows green as a fat green ghost of a fat colt pony comes out eating carrots.
 * Vendor owner: "HEY!? JUST BECAUSE YOUR DEAD DOESN'T MEAN THOSE CARROTS ARE FOR FREE?!"
 * Pred Judu Des: ".... I was afraid of this.... The dead have finally revolted against us.... Chain, Sharp-Pay, Axe-Rella! Fine Hidden Shadow! We're gonna need her help putting those ghosts to rest! Girls?"
 * Pred Judu Des gasps as he sees Sharp-pay, Axe-rella, and Chain confronted bt the ghosts of their parents looking disappointed at them.
 * Sharp-Pay: "Mother, father, please! It was all for you!?"
 * Chain: "(CRIES), PLEASE STOP YELLING AT US?!"
 * Axe-Rella: "Mom, Dad, you have to understand?! We were trying to avenge your deaths!?"
 * The ghosts of the sister's parents moaned angerly at them!
 * Pred Judu Des: "DON'T WORRY GIRLS?! HELP IS ON THE-"
 * Pred is interspected by two figures Pred gasped at!
 * Pred: ".... Ma..... ma...... Mother? Father?"
 * Two warrior attire ponies, one mare, one staillian, are seen.
 * Pred's father: "Son, we have, ALOT, to disguss about your FAILURES as of late!"
 * Pred mother: "You knew better then to give up like that?!"
 * Pred: "Mother, father, please! I did what I could, it's just, those misfits are tough, unpredictable and-"
 * Pred Mother: "NO EXCUSES?! You'll have to endure an enturnity of whippings until you do it right?!"
 * Pred screams and he runs away!
 * Pred's father: "(Laughs), Go ahead and run, fool! WE WERE ALWAYS ABLE TO CATCH YOU IN THE END?!"
 * Pred's Parents began to chase Pred, as the sisters run from their parents!
 * Hidden Shadow saw everything and was horrifived!
 * Hidden Shadow: "Oh no! I need to, I hate to say it, warn Celestia and the misfits!"
 * Hidden Shadow saw two figures she was afraid to see!
 * Hidden Shadow: "..... Mother.... Father......"
 * The Ghosts of Hidden's parents are seen.
 * Hidden's mother: "(Crying), Shade, why are you helping a murderor commit his crimes!?"
 * Hidden's father (Encke): "Shade, explain yourself!? Young lady, I demand an explamation!?"
 * Hidden Shadow teleported far enough away from the ghosts and ran, as they started to chase her!
 * The Unicorn Council was watching in horror as they arrived in a late chariot.
 * Shineflare: "WHAT IN HEAVENSLIGHT'S NAME!? GHOSTS!?"
 * Glitterhair: "Shineflare, have the dead gone mad?"
 * Shineflare: "Don't worry, I'm a member of the golden slayers clan, remember? I can handle this, I'll put these ghost forcefully back in the spirit realm and place them there perimentaly, I-"
 * ???: "Shineflare....."
 * Shineflare gasped, as she looked in horror to see, A yellow pegaius with a smiling sun cutie mark.
 * Shineflare: "..... Sunny?"
 * Cosmoto: "GHOST?! (Faints)."
 * Violet Flames: ".... Idiot."
 * Sunny: "Shiny.... We were making so much progress.... Your, your honestly gonna let this one nasty dude of a dragon make you bring everyone else down? Why?"
 * Shineflare: "Sunny, please, you have to understand, (started to cry), I was tortured by the Rockenmock family! I, I was only trying to protect Equestia!"
 * More ghosts from the council ponies' past began to pop up!
 * Violet: "(GASPS), MY FAMILY?!"
 * Whimsico: "MY PARENTS?"
 * Cosmoto came through as gasped!
 * Cosmoto: "SK-SK-SK-SKYLIGHT?!"
 * Glitterhair: ".... Mommy? Daddy?"
 * Utopia: "We're, we're haunted by figures of our past!?"
 * Cometelius: "And I do believe they're quite upset."
 * Cosmoto: "Shineflare? Wha-wha-wha do we we do?"
 * Silence.
 * The Council Ponies are seen running as the spirits chase them!
 * Sunny: "Shiny! Come back! I didn't mean to scare you! I just wanna talk!"
 * The Lougers, Main 6 and Princess Celestia and Luna look at the unfolding insanity!
 * Luna: "By your fake beard, sister! The dead have revolted against us!?"
 * Icky: "JESUS CHRIST!? WHAT IS THIS, NIGHT OF THE WAYWERD SPIRITS?!"
 * Tigress: "It seems that the entire forces of the descese have come to law their discontent to us!"
 * Lightning: "Oh no! Is it the same with Hoofville too?! Cause whoever did this has done it to Hoofville, then I'm-"
 * Hidden's voice: "LOUGERS?!"
 * Hidden Shadow finally made it to them, out of breath!
 * Hidden Shadow: "YOU HAVE TO HELP ME?! PRED'S BEING HAUNTED BY HIS PARENTS WHO ARE UPSET THAT HE FAILED TO MAKE THE JUDU DES CLAN PROMISE HAPPEN, AND THE SISTER'S PARENTS ARE DISAPPOINTED?! AND I THINK MY PARENTS ARE UPSET TOO!?"
 * Hidden Shadow's parents grab her!
 * Hidden Shadow: "SPARKLE?! PLEASE, DO SOMETHING!?"
 * Twilight: "Oh no! I didn't make any continency plans on dealing with a ghost uprising!?"
 * Patrick: "No problem. All you need is a vaccum cleaner."
 * Twilight: "And how is THAT suppose to stop ghosts?"
 * Patrick: "Don't you ever watch Ghost Busters?"
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself) That was something else, you moron! Ghosts can just pass through the vacuum cleaner bag!
 * Patrick: Then tell my why Casper's uncles couldn't get out of a vacuum cleaner in the Casper movie-
 * Squidward: THAT WAS JUST BAD WRITING, RETARD!!! WHAT, DIDN'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION TO THE NOSTA-
 * Twilight: THAT IS ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!! Patrick, keep your crazy thoughts to yourself, Squidward, stop being a jerk and shut up! Let's just find a way to deal with these ghosts already!
 * Hidden Shadow: "Yeah, I would REALLY appresiated if you keep your alien humor to a minamum and HELP ME!?"
 * Encke: "We are going somewhere to disguss this, yonug lady!?"
 * Celestia: "Wait! Encke, please calm down and let me explain why your daughter has been acting like this."
 * Encke: "You have my ear, your majusty. I would like a good explamation."
 * Celestia: Your poor child is just a confused soul conflicted with what to do. Since you died in the hands of Malevolent Flames, she's been torn up inside, and wanted to make you proud by protecting us.
 * HS's Mother: But she's not protecting you, she's helping a murderous psychopath!
 * Celestia: What choice did she have? Do you think there was any other choice for her to go to other than Pred? I sure don't know anything like that. Besides, I think you should know that something's going on in Equestria. You're not the only dead loved ones who are turning against their children for their destructive actions. I think it's best if you cut poor Hilary some slack. If you truly care for her, you'll do it.
 * Encke:...(Sighs) What are we doing, honey?
 * HS's Mother: We're truly acting like ghosts. We are so sorry, Hilary.
 * Hidden Shadow:...I guess I can accept that apology. (The two hug her)
 * Encke: As much as I hate your choice in life, I have to admit you were just trying to do what you thought was right. We're so delighted that my brother raised you very well.
 * Hidden Shadow: Yeah. Now...do you think you could convince the other ghosts to stop harassing my uncle and the Unicorn Council?
 * HS's Mother: Well, I don't know, they were just as bad as Pred.
 * Celestia: Guys!
 * HS's Mother: Okay, okay, we'll do it. (They fly away)
 * Hidden Shadow:...Thank you, your highness.
 * Celestia: Don't mention it. I'm sure the rest will work itself out.
 * Icky: "Ok, but, what're we gonna do about Pred and the sisters?"
 * Screams are heard as Pred and the sisters ran by as they get chased by the ghost of their parents!
 * Celestia: "It would take too long trying to reason with ALL of these ghosts. Our only hope is if we find the shorce, stop it, and put the spirits to rest!"
 * Boss Wolf: "And I think it's safe to say the freaking graveyard ponyville has is the shorce of the problem!"
 * The Graveyard is seen as ghosts began to rise!
 * Luna: "It would be difficult to try to bring order to these spirits that many of them otherwise have no reason to be among the living again!"
 * Hidden Shadow: "This magic... It doesn't feel like these ghosts are rising on their own. It's like.... A force broght them back."
 * Suddenly, all the ghosts began to glow!
 * Pred: "..... Mother, Father? Why are you glowing?"
 * Sharp-Pay: ".... Mom? Dad?"
 * The ghosts flie off!
 * Chain: "WAIT!? AREN'T YOU GONNA AT LEAST SAY BYE!?"
 * All the ghosts began leaving and fall in line of a stream of spirits following the figure's chariot!
 * Twilight: ".... I think we found our ghost awaker."
 * Lightning Dust: "HE'S HEADING FOR HOOFVILLE?! DAISY?!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed off!
 * Rainbow Dash: "LIGHTNING!"
 * Rainbow Dash chased after her!
 * The Figre arrives above hoofville and does the same thing to both the graveyards and the family shrines of Hoofville, including Dusts.
 * Lightning Dust arrives too late!
 * Lightning Dust: "OH NO!? THE ANSISTERS ARE AWAKEN?!"
 * Lightning Saw her family!
 * Thunder: "Lightning!? What is going on?! The ansisters are roaming among us?!"
 * Sunshine: "Has Equestia done something to upset them!?"
 * Hurricane: "Speed, please tell me you didn't damned the spirits again."
 * Speed: "I DIDN'T?!"
 * Granny Dusty: "Ok, I give. What happened to make the spirits walk among us this time?"
 * Lightning: "Mother, father, brothers, grandma! It's not Speed... This time.... IT'S SOME KIND OF FIGURE BRINGING BACK OUR DEAD AND-"
 * Her family suddenly look shock!
 * Hurricane: "Lightning.... Please don't look behind you...."
 * Lightning: ".... Why not?"
 * Hurricane: ".... If I tell you, promise me, you wouldn't freakout?"
 * ???: "Why would she freak out?"
 * Lightning gasped to see the ghost of Daisy Beds!
 * Lightning: "Dd-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-Daisy?!"
 * Daisy Beds: "Lightning, what's going on.... I, I actselly remember dying, and yet, I'm here somehow! What's going on?!"
 * Lightning began to cry.
 * Lightning's friends, Rainbow Dash, the rest of the main 6 and the princesses and the Lougers arrived and gasped!
 * Celestia: "..... It's Daisy Beds....."
 * Lightning: "..... Daisy, (Tears shed...) I.... I never thought I would be happy yo see you again...."
 * Daisy Beds: ".... Lightning, I'm happy to see you again too."
 * Daisy and Lightning hugged.
 * Suddenly, Diasy and all the spirts began to glow!
 * Lightning: "OH NO?! DAISY!? NOT YOU TOO?!"
 * Diasy: "Lightning, what's going on?! WHO'S DOING THIS?!"
 * Diasy suddenly stopped glowing, but all the other spirits still flew away!
 * ???: "What? The one didn't came? Skull-thaints! Capture the one resisting spirit!?"
 * The Gwythaints-like creatures called "Skull-Thaints" got lose from the chariot which is now held by the figures magic and charged down roaring!
 * The roaring was heard by the group!
 * Lightning: "Where is that roaring came from I-"
 * Lightning gasp!
 * The Skull-thaints are seen charging!
 * Twilight: "SKULL-THAINTS!?"
 * Cornwall: "THEY LOOK LIKE THE WYVERN SISTERS?! BUT SCARIER.... And birarrely hotter."
 * Devon slaps Cornwall!
 * Cornwall: "OW?!"
 * The Skull-Thaints land and roar!
 * Fluttershy: "MEEEP?!"
 * Fluttershy went behind Twilight in fear and coiled!?
 * Max the cat coughed a hairball!
 * Max the cat: "Sorry... (Ahems)... I hairballed myself."
 * Squidward: "OHHHHHH MY!?"
 * Po: "......... I peed myself...."
 * Mantis: "...... Gross."
 * The Skull-Thaints cornered and circled Daisy Beds!
 * Lightning got between them and Daisy!
 * Lightning: "NO!? YOU LEAVE DAISY ALONE!?"
 * Luna: "Lightning Dust, do not stand in the way of Skull-Thaints, they are relentless and dangerious hunters of wayword and escaped souls of the afterlife! They don't tolerate interfearence!"
 * Lightning: "I'M NOT LETTING THEM HAVE DAISY!?"
 * One of the SKull-Thaints bites down onto Lightning's wings as she screams!
 * Everyone gasps!
 * The Skull-Thaint tosses Lightning into a building, and slowly crawls torwords her, aiming to kill her!
 * Celestia: "The Skull-Thaint is going to kill Lightning!?"
 * Hurricane: "THANK YOU, PRINCESS OBVIOUSLESTIA?!"
 * Creeper: "Oh, don't worry! I got this! (Creeper whistles through his fingers!?"
 * Now, the Gwythaints, or what the series dubbed them as "The Wyvern Sisters", appeared and charged after the Skull-thaints, even dispite being slightly outsized!
 * One WS blamed into the Skull-Thaint trying to skill Lightning, another stood between the one trying to get Daisy!
 * The Wyvern sisters and the Skull-Thaints growled and snarled at eachother!
 * Lightning Dust, even injured, slowly crawled torwords Daisy.
 * Lightning: "Daisy.... I'll keep you safe... I won't let the ghost awaker get you! I promise."
 * The First Skull-Thaint saw Lightning trying to get to Daisy!
 * Daisy: LIGHTNING, LOOK OUT!!! (The Skull-Thaint charged after Lightning, but a Wyvern Sister attacks it before it could touch her)
 * Lightning Dust:...Whew! Daisy, I won't let those horrible monsters touch you.
 * Hurricane: Lightning, I'm sure you know that this isn't a reunion. You know why these creatures are here.
 * Lightning: WHY SHOULD I LET THESE GUYS GET IN THE WAY OF MY REUNION?!?
 * Hurricane: What do you want, a death certificate? THEY'RE FREAKING AFTERLIFE-ENFORCERS!!!
 * Lightning: WELL, I WOULD'VE GIVEN ANYTHING TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN!!!
 * Hurricane: YOU MEAN LIKE YOUR OWN LIFE?!? LET HER GO, YOU LUNATIC!!!
 * Cutie Dust: (Eyes are watering) Please, Lightning, don't kill yourself by doing this! PLEASE!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
 * Daisy: Lightning, is it really worth sacrificing your own life just to see me? I thought you were better than this.
 * Lightning Dust: But, Daisy, I--
 * Daisy: Lightning, please. I don't want to see you get killed because of this. If you care about me at all, you'll let me go.
 * Lightning Dust:...(Sobs)...Alright, fine! If it'll make you happy...Go ahead. (Falls to the ground crying)
 * Daisy Beds: There, there, Lightning. I missed you, too. I'm sure we will meet again soon. (The Skull-Thaints roar)...Goodbye, Lightning. (She goes with the Skull-Thaints and they leave, leaving Lightning to continue crying)
 * Lightning Dust: It's not fair! I can't even see her for a full hour.
 * Icky: "Ok, I would like to know in the next 10 seconds, WHAT THE HECK'S GOING ON HERE!? First the Plunderweed Seeds get robbed, then the ghosts araise from the grave and suddenly form a migrating pattern, AND THEN WE JUST ALMOST FOUGHT AGAINST THE DRAGON DEATH COLLECTERS!? THE HELL'S GOING ON HERE!?"
 * ???: "Everyone."
 * Nightus and Heavenslight arrived.
 * Heavenslight: "..... There's something, Nightus and I.... Need to explain."
 * Nightus: "But first, we need to get the young dust girl healed."
 * Hurricane: "Already on the to-do list."
 * Nightus: "Celestia, Luna, and friends.... We, are dealing with somepony, from our pasts that we hoped we didn't had to deal with again."
 * Squidward: "Ok, I'll bite.... Who's the barnicale head that is bringing back ghosts of the dead and sending out giant dragon monsters to snag stragglers!?"
 * Heavenslight: "The "Barnicale-head" you speak of, is refered to as "Death Coffin", the Alicorn of Death itself, and the master of the Gloom Reaper."
 * Fluttershy: "Al-al-al-Alicorn of d-d-d-d-d-d-d-death? Equestia has a, Alicorn of death?!"
 * Pinkie: "Wait, since when does Equestia have a death god?"
 * Twilight: "A death god? I, I never read anything about him before in the books!"
 * Nightus: "It was because we want to keep Coffin from being known, as what he had became, and not what he once was."
 * Heavenslight: "We encountered Death Coffin during our young adventures, long ago."

Chapter 2: Death Coffin
Flashback, the past. Present Ponyville park.
 * (Nightus): "Death Coffin was among the Alicorn gods back in Equestia's golden age of the alicorn. Then, the chaos war against Tyranny happened-"
 * (Icky): "Yeah yeah yeah, and the alicorns killed themselves to stop him, we know the story."
 * (Nightus): "But Death Coffin's fate was... Different. Since he was the Alicorn of death itself, he didn't, "die" persay.... He was instead, turned, into a living skeleton."
 * A figure was changing from a fully fleashed Alicorn Pony to a walking skeleton!
 * Figure: "NO!? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * (Nightus): "He was forever scarred of what he was turned to. He wore a hood, to hide his hairless head. He tried everything to reintroduse himself to mortal socity..."
 * Pony 1: "AGGGGGGGH?! A MONSTER?!"
 * Ponies run!
 * (Heavenslight): "But the ponies were too afraid of his appearence to realise he was a damaged victim of a horrorable war."
 * (Nightus): "He turned, dark, ever since... Then, 23 days later, when Heaven and I were having our adventures, that was when we met him."
 * The figure interspected a younger Heavenslight and Nightus to see, the figure from before, who has been reveiled and named, as Death Coffin.
 * Young Nightus: "WHOA!? What happened to you?!"
 * Young Heavenslight: "Nightus, behave! I'm sorry for Nightus' behavior, sir. It's, interesting a skeleton like you is able to walk like that without flesh. How is that possable?"
 * Death Coffin: "Your.... Not afraid?"
 * Young Nightus: "You kidding? We're Alicorns. Nothing scares us, Boney!"
 * Young Heavenslight: "Ahem?! He means, we're tolerent to all creatures, even... Ones that are suppose to be long passed the prime of life."
 * Death Coffin: "..... I appresiate your kindness, young Alicorns.... Believe it or not, I am, or was once, an Alicorn myself.... Then, I became this, abomination, as a result of the great sacrivice in the chaos wars against that beast Tyranny!"
 * Young Nightus: "You know of the Chaos Wars? Our parents went to fight in it! They didn't ended up like you, did they?"
 * Death Coffin sighed.
 * Death Coffin: "I'm sad to say, child, that your parents are lucky to end up like the rest.... They no longer walked among us....."
 * Young Nightus: "..... No...."
 * Young Heavenslight is seen sheading a tear.
 * Young Heavenslight comferted Young Nightus.
 * Young Heavenslight: "It's ok, Nightus.... We were, always afraid this might be true."
 * Death Coffin: "Do not dispear, children.... Your parents are not gone forever...."
 * Young Nightus: "They're not?"
 * Death Coffin: "You see, I am scearching for a powerful temple of reserection, deep within the bowels of tartarus. There lies within, a great jewel to enable us to bring back our race. I can no longer be this, hidious form, and you two.... Can see your loved ones again."
 * Young Heavenslight: "You speak of.... The Jewel of Souls?"
 * Death Coffin: "Yes. I need that jewel to make bringing back our race possable. Would you two, accompany me to seek it out?"
 * Young Nightus: "For our parents, we will!"
 * Young Heavenslight: "Nightus, a word privately?"
 * Young Nightus: "Uh.... Excuse us for abit, Boney?"
 * Death Coffin: "My name, is Death Coffin... But your excused."
 * Young Heavenslight: (They enter a private area) Uh, Nightus, I'm not so happy about our parents' fate, but if there's anything they taught us, it's never to take the words of strangers. Even if it's one of our own.
 * Young Nightus: Are you saying we shouldn't help this guy? He's offering to bring our parents back, and you're just gonna say no?
 * Young Heavenslight: Look, Nightus, my father told me of a story about the Jewel of Souls. One of the Great Alicorns of creation sealed it away because it was deemed too dangerous for use, even in the right hooves. If someone ever got their hands or hooves on it, then who knows what could happen?
 * Young Nightus: Well, we both don't, obviously.
 * Young Heavenslight: Yeah, I know, but even so, we can't take the risk.
 * Young Nightus:...But...but...
 * Young Heavenslight: Even though I'm not your mother, I say 'no buts'! I'm the most mature of the both of us, so I say we do this our way. Trust me, you'll thank me one day. I'm sorry.
 * Young Nightus: (Plops to the floor crying)
 * Young Heavenslight: (Sighs) Please don't do that, Nightus. I really hate seeing you like that.
 * (Iago): Gee, I wonder why? (A slap sound was heard) OW!
 * Young Heavenslight: (Sighs) Death Coffin?
 * Death Coffin: So, are you in or not?
 * Young Heavenslight:... We're going to pass on your offer. RIGHT?
 * Young Nightus: (Sighs) Y-yes!
 * Young Heavenslight: Do you know if you can be trusted with that thing?
 * Death Coffin: Well, it was crafted by the last Alicorn of Death, so I'm sure I can be trusted with it.
 * Young Heavenslight: And did it have good reason to be lost?
 * Death Coffin: Where is this going, young Alicorn?
 * Young Heavenslight: We're saying that it's better safe than sorry. If that thing is lost and there is a reason for it, then I prefer to leave it alone. It is what our parents would want from us.
 * Death Coffin: Well, I must say, your brother over there would want it to happen.
 * Young Heavenslight: Uh, he's not my brother. We're close friends.
 * Young Nightus: We've been told by our parents to-
 * Young Heavenslight: (Whispering through teeth) Nightus, shut up!
 * Death Coffin: (Sighs) Even if you didn't tell me who your parents were, I know who you two are. You're Nightus and Heavenslight, the offspring of the Alicorns of the Orbit and Cosmos. The ones that keep the Sun and Moon flowing.
 * Young Heavenslight: Then... Why did you confuse us as siblings?
 * Death Coffin: I was just testing to see if it was you two. And as for the Sun and Moon, they aren't being very well-handled. Those mortal ponies are having a hard time controlling it. Not to mention they shouldn't be controlling it at all since they're only using it for nothing but themselves. Why, their homes are frozen to the core thanks to their actions attracting Wendigoes to them.
 * Young Nightus: They're being plagued by Wendigoes? That's horrible! Are you sure this is a bad idea-
 * Young Heavenslight: He's just trying to get to us, Nightus. If we are to find them, we can help them by doing it ourselves. It is what our parents raised us to do. Control the Sun and Moon.
 * Death Coffin: Are you saying... You CARE for those mortals?
 * Young Heavenslight: Maybe, maybe not. I'm just saying that if our parents are gone for good, then we should continue their legacies as guardians of the Sun and Moon.
 * Death Coffin: Nightus, are you REALLY willing to care for feuding mortals? They can rot for all I care.
 * Young Nightus: Wait... Aren't those 'feuding mortals' supposed to be our kind's creations? And wouldn't you find value in them as much as they would?
 * Death Coffin: I...uh... In light of my condition, well, attempts to refit myself to them have... Obviously end poorly, so, I simply stopped trying to earn their worthless affection if they can't over look my current appearence. Mortals are quite shallow.
 * Young Nightus: Look, mortals are not perfect.... Obviously, but you can't fault them just because you have a major handicap keeping you from understanding them. You want them to see you for what I know you might, and can truely be, then don't act like what they think you are. (Sighs) You're right, Angel, let's ditch him.
 * Young Heavenslight: Nightus, I told you not to call me that! But at least you are looking up. Death Coffin, if you insist on making things more difficult for this world than it already has, then we want no part of it. Goodbye.
 * Death Coffin: Wait! COME BACK! DON'T GO!!! (They leave)... How could they betray their own race?!? (Growls angrily, uses a sythe to open a protalway, and storms down some stairs)
 * (Queen Heavenslight): We had worried that he would complete his task of finding the Jewel of Souls, but apparently he hadn't. We've waited all our lives for it to happen. We thought of that problem every time things went right for us. Like when we got our cutie marks by helping the mortals with raising the Sun and Moon, when we got married, when we helped our daughters stop Discord and Mayhem, even when we defeated the Boogeyman.
 * Heavenslight: We had assumed as soon as we returned from Taiklar's hideout that he ultimately failed. But now that we felt his presence, it appears he is finally making his move.
 * Nightus: I still can't believe I almost fell for the lies of an undead maniac.
 * Heavenslight: (Softly giggles) That's just childish behavior, sweetie. Nothing to be upset about. But anyway, I'm afraid that since he's not willing to give up, we need to stop him before somepony gets hurt.
 * Celestia: Why haven't you told us about this before, mother?
 * Heavenslight: We figured you weren't ready yet. We were robbed of our souls by that Keyblade pirate before we could even let that thought pass us.
 * Discord: "Ok, so let me get this straight. There's this mortal hating death god alicorn going around and bringing the dead back to life because you refused to help him contain the jewel of souls and now he thinks your race-traitors? Yikes. There's always a new major threat around the corner in Equestia is there? What's next? A tyrantical beetle king in procession of a magical golden skull? Oh, I know! A malevolent rose monster from the depths of Tartarus! Oh! I got it! Another reincarnation of a MLP gen 1 villain like Tirek! The list goes on!"
 * Lord Shen: "Discord, this is serious!"
 * Discord: "Oh relax, Shenny poo! I was just lightening up the mood."
 * Icky: "But all in all, Equestia never seems to take a break from threatening supernatrol villains! First it was Luna's badside, then formerly Discord, then Cobra's new bed buddy Chrysalis, then King Sombra, then evil plants, finally Tirek. And that's Equestia's CANON threats! I can't even count how many times Equestia was threaten by OUR enemies!"
 * Nightus: "More then I would really be comfertable with."
 * Twilight: "It's, it's so horrorable to have an Alicorn to have lack of faith for ponies like that."
 * Applejack: "Well, considering he reference the Windiego mess, I rekcon he got that idear back when our folk weren't really getting along with one another."
 * Twilight: "But we obviously moved on since then and we gotten along! Why is he still thinking like this!"
 * Viper: "Obviously he was also a victim of being discriminated because of what the sacrivice turned him into. Being treated poorly can even make a god like him determin to hurt others, just to get what he illy believes is true justice."
 * Twilight: ".... I... I don't know if I can bring myself to battle an alicorn like Death Coffin... Outside of doing it very wrongly, he, he tecnecally just wants to bring back what the Choas war took from Equestia."
 * Lord Shen: "And we do not ignor that. But we have ot acknowledge that well meaning intention aside, we're still dealing with a rouge, corrupt dark god, a god of death no less. He's almost no more different then Hades himself."
 * Nightus: "Shen couldn't be more right. His purity is... Long comtaminated. I'm afraid not even the elements can restore what he once was."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah Twi. It doesn't sound like he's just going through a bad personality problem like Luna."
 * Sandy: "Twilight, we understood well that your not comfertable about Coffin. But, he's like a rabid dog now. And like all rabid dogs, well, one of these days, they'd have to go the way of ol' Yeller."
 * Twilight: "You mean...."
 * Heavenslight: "It's, an ugly thought, and we'll never be proud of it. But... We, have to understand that Death Coffin may be too dangerious to allow to remain, unharmed. Whatever Death Coffin used to be, truely did die in the Choas War. The Sacrivice, just wasn't finished with Coffin."
 * Twilight: ".... I..... I need sometime to myself...."
 * Twilight walked away.
 * Nightus: "She's obviously not at all comfertable with this albeit ugly truth."
 * Gilda: "Feeling's mutual. But we all know how almost untreatable dark gods like him are. You either have to banished them somewhere, or... Ya know."
 * Spike: "But still.... Killing an Alicorn god? Twilight never done something like that before in her life. I'll, go keep her company."
 * Spike walked off.
 * Spike found Twilight.
 * Twilight: "I may've beaten a god like Nightmare Moon before.... But killing a god? Even if it's someone as incredability dark like Coffin, how can I just, you know..... End him?"
 * The others arrived.
 * Heavenslight:...(Sighs) Twilight? We desided that ending him is, no longer nessersary. For an alternative, it's best we banished him to the planet's core, like what was done to the rouged Alicorn of Order during the chaos wars.
 * Spike: Oh...well, why didn't you say so in the first place?
 * Discord: Because of the song number, that's why! Songs are everywhere, even when you least suspect it. Live with it! I could sing a song right now if you-
 * Twilight: (Magically makes his mouth disappear) Let's just get stopping Death Coffin over with. (Takes deep breath) I really AM not prepared for this.
 * Icky: "Don't worry. Just stick with us, and you can handle everything. Now, we just need to pinpoint where the guy's heading."
 * Iago: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, I don't know. I don't we just follow THE TRAIL OF AWAKENED SOULS!?"
 * The trail of ghosts is seen in the skies torwords a massive gathering.
 * Heavenslight: ".... It appears they are gathering to, where the old alicorn castle is."
 * Pinkie: "The old castle of the sisters? Why is it that place keeps turning into a villain's hideout! First it was Nightmare Moon, tecnecally, then Black Tie, then Darkness Qui, then momentarly Tirek, and now a death god's hiding there! Just what is it with bad guys like to hide in old ruins anyway?"
 * Icky: "Well dekrepted and forsaken castles are a popular hangout for guys like that to hide out in. Cause nobody would think to look for ya in someplace nobody visits in like, forever."
 * Pinkie: "Well, we kinda visited the castle before, so it's not really the best hiding place ever anymore."
 * Shifu: "Somehow, I'm worried he may have a darker perpose for the castle then to just hide in it."
 * Celestia: "I'll send a messinger to alarm the guards and incrise protactions in case anything happens."
 * Discord: "Say, is the old castle cleaned out of all the Alicorn artifacts and taken to Canterlot, including the spirit of the Alicorn of time being trapped in his own relic."
 * Celestia: "Yes, we did took care of that so they won't fall to missuse. All Coffin would find is an empty room."
 * Applejack: "But what if it ain't a fancy artifact he's gunning for? What if he's after the Tree of Harmony? I mean, he did steal Plunderweed seeds after all!"
 * Shifu: "I can't help to feel, it's even worse then that.... I felt this, almost familier presence from Berk for some reason.... A presence, I thought was gone...."
 * Sparx: "What's Shifu saying? I don't like it."

Chapter 3: The Nightwalkers
Equestian Reforming Monistairy. A room. Another room. Outside Monastery Inside Monistairy again. Outside Monastery Minutes of arguing later. A dramatic and dark flash plays as the figure appears, who gets reveiled as a skeletal pony wearing a hood and holding a dark sythe with him as this music plays.
 * The camera quickly zooms onto The Black Vanguard, who gasps when the camera arrives!
 * Black Vanguard: "..... No..... It can't be....."
 * Karl the Amazing was chanting up a spell until he gasped!
 * Karl: "GREAT SPELLULIGHTUS OF KRONBITULASS!? Can it, be....."
 * Wild Flower gasped as she woke up for her bed!
 * Wild Flower: ".... They're still..... Here? But, how?"
 * Cold Deep Sea: "Hey Wild Flower.... Do you like, feel that strange familier feeling too when we were in like, Berk and junk? Ya don't think, they are still here, do you?"
 * Wild Flower: "..... We need to find Karl and alarm the Monistairy!"
 * ???: (Some silhouetted figures appear from the ground, and they slowly approach the Monastery) Now, Ding dear, that nice Coffin guy warned us that they may not be interested in us anymore.
 * ???: "Jing, Jing, Jing. Relax. I know what I am doing."
 * Karl has managed to get everyone togather.
 * Karl: "Fellow members of the Monistairy, I have urgent news.... We, may have, uh, a HUGE tecnecal difficulty waiting to happen in Equestia."
 * Princess Candence: "What do you mean, Karl? What's wrong?"
 * Karl: "Well, you guys might remember Jing and Ding, right?"
 * Black Tie: "Yes. And they were rudely slain by that Xehanort beast, have they not?"
 * Stomper: "That's what I heard."
 * Karl: "Well, supposingly. I mean, I saw it myself, but.... Well..... Somehow..... They're alive again."
 * They gasped!
 * Black Tie: "What? But didn't you say they were banished somewhere they can't come back from?"
 * Zuhron: "Well, normally that's true, but.... I once read that sometimes, some deitenties can be able to bust such things out of the unescapabe parts of Kingdom Hearts. It can normally be gods or High Councilers with strong understanding of Kingdom Hearts, like the Real Ansem, those with pure darkness, like the forementioned Xehanort, and sometimes, gods with the powers of life and death. Jing and Ding could've been most likely been brought back by a dark god of a such magnitude."
 * Stomper: "So, you assume a rouge god brought that those maniacs that almost destroyed my home world?"
 * Zuhron: "Well, mostly one of death, I may add. I doubt a life god would resort to such things."
 * Ann-Tena: "Dr. Wazabi, please tell me our defence sheild is up."
 * Dr. Wabazi: "You'll be reliefed to know that it is. I tested it this morning and it should keep our suddenly-back friends out."
 * Karl: "Question though.... Is it heartless proof?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: ".... Beg your pardon?"
 * Karl: "In case you forgot, Jing and Ding are heartlesses like myself, BV, Wildflower and CDS, where we can just teleport around sheilds like this so it won't be a great bother."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Well...... I..... Kinda didn't, cause, I was afraid it might do something to hurt you and your friends."
 * Karl: "...... (Facepalms)..... Oh for the love of Nebulus."
 * Kevin: "So wait, you mean there's attempted world destroyers coming to here and our defences ain't gonna keep them out?!"
 * Othello: "I vote we evacuate the premises before it's too late!?"
 * Stomper: "Oh bloodly relax. They don't have that darkness ooze stuff anymore. They're no more powerful then normal Nightwalkers now. In fact, me and Black Vanguard will go out there and send the rotters packing! You in?
 * Black Vanguard: "Well, I'm, kinda afraid to. These are the same two that turned me into, this. They might still have some reserve power to pose a serious threat."
 * Stomper: "Ahh, come on, we're too big guys, and they're puny little freaks. What's the worse they're gonna do to us?"
 * Black Vanguard: ".... Well... I'll only be your backup."
 * Stomper: "Eh, close enough. (Brings up Club) Alright, let's go get them. Ann-Tena? Be our magic support."
 * Ann-Tena: "I'm with ya all the wall, Stomp."
 * Stomper: "Wazabi? Wake up the defence turrents?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "They're still exspearimental, but I'll see what I can do."
 * Stomper: "Shape Swifters? Your range support."
 * The Shape Swifters brought out guns!
 * Stomper: "All right, let's go kick some butt!?"
 * Karl: "Ok, before you ran out there going Leroy Jenkins on us, let me devise a stragity so you can secure a victory on foes that only someone who used to work for them can tell you."
 * Stomper: "Alright, alright, but be quick! I want to stomp them like the puny bugs they are!"
 * Wild Flower: "Well someone likes their daily dose of gratuidus violence."
 * Karl: Well, great then. Here's the plan...
 * Jing:  I sense there is something protecting the Monastery. It's like some kind of magical shield.
 * Ding: Firstly, it doesn't feel magical to me. It feels more like, mortal created, "science" I had heard so much about. But seriously, pfft, amateurs! We can get past those magic tricks. We're Heartless. (They begin teleporting past the shield, and suddenly they are met by the Shape Swifters, which are packing their machine guns)
 * Zach/Clerance/Ryan: EAT TIC TACS, MOTHERF*****S!! (They begin firing)
 * Smoke forms from the guns as eventally, it stopped, and the dust settles.
 * Zach: "Did we get them?"
 * The fading smoke reveils Jing and Ding looking unamused.
 * Ding: "..... Guns? On two powerful creatures that can make themselves aamune too with magic never existed before in Heartless? Seriously? Have Keybladers been THAT scarece since the last clash? Ya know, it's kinda disappointing, and I'm embarrised we have to deal with you guys."
 * Ryan: "..... (Brings up walkie talkie): "Wazabi, please tell me the turrents are up? CAUSE OUR BULLETS DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO THEM?!"
 * Wazabi's voice: "Well it's a good thing I used something MUCH more reliable and advance then metal pellets."
 * Huge futuristic turrents rose from the ground and aimed at Jing and Ding.
 * Computerised voice: "Wazabi Lazers, online. Lazer levels: Set to kill."
 * Zach: "Cover up boys, his could get real ugly fast!"
 * The Shape Swifters took cover as the turrents ready to fire!
 * Ding: Really? You think that lasers can do better? We Heartless have dealt worse.
 * Dr. Wazabi's voice: We'll see about that! (Fires the turrets, and the lasers creates a puff of blue plasma smoke that incinerates the entire spot)... (The two are still alive) AW, COME ON!!!
 * Ding: We are NOT coming on! No firepower can take us down. You'd need magic for something like that. Something of which YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE!!!
 * Jing: Uh, I'm pretty sure they do, Ding. Remember that nice horse skeleton told us about this place. This place belongs to a "Princess Cadance" after all, she could be here hatching a plan to stop us.
 * Ding: "Oh, she's not even THAT powerful! What can an alicorn of love do to us?"
 * ???: THIS!! (the two got comedically zapped!?)
 * Ding: AAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW?!... WHAT THE F*** WAS THAT?!?
 * Cadance: (Appears from the door) Stay away from my school, you two! If you're both after Karl, Vanguard, Cold, and Wildflower, then you're wasting your time. They don't want anything to do with you anymore.
 * Zach: YEAH! So why don't you get your floating butt out of here, or we won't have to hesitate to disintegrating you from thin air, you asswipes!
 * Ryan: (Scoffs) Microsoft Sam reference!
 * Ding: How cute dear, they think they can get in the way of us. How adorable. But it's a wasted effert guys, just saying.
 * Jing: You had to admire they are being good friends though.
 * Ding: "Dang it Jing, we're suppose to be intimadating, woman!?"
 * Cadance: Ahem! You know we will protect them, you two! So leave before I start up the anti-darkness shockwave again.
 * Ding: HAH! You think that's supposed to scare us-
 * Jing: Uh, Ding dear, I think it's a good idea to get out of here while we still can. She's obviously not a kind of person that backs away easily don't ya know.
 * Ding: Oh, I'm shaking in my shoes! We could swipe them from your hooves, and you wouldn't even have time to react before it was done.
 * Jing: Ding, please don't!
 * Ryan: Go ahead, asswipe! Move a single muscle, and you're dead meat!
 * Ding: Oh, YEAH?!?
 * Ryan: YEAH!!
 * Ding: OH, YEAH?!?
 * Ryan: YEAH!!
 * Ding: OH, YEAH?!?
 * Cadance: ENOUGH!! I'm going to say this one last time, leave!
 * Ding: Go ahe-
 * Jing: Ding?! We are leaving this minute!
 * Ding: "Jing, we're here to get our old group back togather, and your suggesting to quit?!"
 * Jing: "Ding, it would be lovely to get our old team again, but alas, I think that nice horse skeleton was right. These people are not gonna give them up."
 * Ding: "Ya see Jing, ever since we were supposingly banished to this "unescapeable" realm by what we thought was a supportive master, we been having a bad falling out! Your becoming a defeatist!"
 * Jing: "That's not true at all! I'm just being careful in picking fights I know we can't win! We were reckless back in Berk, and now look at us! We have no army anymore, we don't have our Night Fury Heartless anymore, our former friends want nothing to do with us anymore, and worse, OUR SON'S IN A SPACE PRISON!?"
 * Ding: "Look, it's all but a bunch of minor setbacks! We have a much more supportive master now, and in return of doing a few oddjobs here and there, he'll fix us up with a new arm good as new!"
 * Jing: "Somehow, I might not nessersarly believed that. He obviously looked more concerned bringing back a bunch of dead gods back then help us."
 * Ding: "Obviously, that's just his MAJOR goal! I'm sure he'll help us correct our problems after words! Why, he'll return to berk, get Heartless back to our side again, and we'll open up shop again and get back to word showing everyone the excitment of darkness. But doing it without Karl, Wildflower, CDS, and Vanguard wouldn't feel the same."
 * Jing: "I have nothing against being optimistic, Ding, but I have a problem of overmestimating your skills AND underestimating oppendents! That almost got us banished forever and/or dead!"
 * Ding: "Jing, I really, REALLY, miss the days you actselly support me on everything!"
 * Jing: "I DO support you, Ding. I am just looking out for OUR well being!"
 * Ding and Jing began arguing as Candence and the group of reformed villains watched in awe.
 * Black Tie brought out a walkie talkie.
 * Black Tie: "Jappetho. Bring some coffie and popcorn. I found something quite entertaining."
 * Jappetho's voice: "You got it, Mr. Black Tie."
 * Jing and Ding are still arguing!
 * Candence and the reformed villains were enjoying Popcorn and coffie.
 * Fang: "(Laughs softly), Karl my boy, you sure they're not usually like this?"
 * Karl: "Well, back in Berk, they got along alot better. It's obvious that uh, their relationship is in a rut from the whole.... Betrail from our former master thing."
 * Othello: ".... Shouldn't we capture them while they're distracted and report them to the Lougers?"
 * Stomper: "Very well. It was starting to get boring."
 * Stomper attempted to causually capture Jing and Ding when-
 * ???: "HANDS OFF MY VALUABLE ALLIES, GIANT!?"
 * Stomper: "Oy?! Who said that?!"
 * Stomper got zapped by a dark ray and was sent flying into the building as a goofy scream was heard!
 * Kevin: "Uh, oh....."
 * Jing and Ding stopped arguing.
 * Jing: "Oh dear.... (Grabs Ding in fearful embrace) He's upset!?"

Ponyville. Monistairy.
 * Ding: "Uh, Hey, Deathy babe.... How's it going? We, got alittle side-tracked and uh... (Laughs nerviously), We had some trouble getting our old team togather and uh-"
 * The reveiled Figure, Death Coffin: "I learned that already from the sisters of Desteny, you twits! It's obvious that without the darkness energy of Berk, you two are clearly redused to depowered fools... I probuly should've forseen that. Anyway, you are delaying my plan! Allow me, to deal with the troublesome niece of Nightus' and Heavenslight' mortal cuddling daughters, myself."
 * Princess Candence stood between Death Coffin and Karl and friends.
 * Princess Candence: "So, YOUR the one who brought those two back. And you said you knew Aunt Celestia and Aunt Luna's parents?"
 * Death Coffin: "Know them? I tried to convince them to help the Alicorn Gods!? But they were too afraid for their own weak uncertainy and unproven throeies that the Jewel of Souls was too dangerious for use!"
 * Zuhron: "Actselly, I studied about the Jewel of Souls, and, their fears are not as unfounded as you think. That very jewel can litterally be the end of life for all time if it's not used correctly, and-"
 * Death Coffin: "YOU WILL BE SILENT!?"
 * Zuhron: "Shutting up now."
 * Princess Candence: "Look, I can understand trying to help your race, really, I do. And I'm sure my aunts and Nightus and Heavenslight would jump at the oppertunity if there was a safer way. But bring back attempted world destroyers AND plotting to kidnap reforming villains is NOT how one brings back dead gods. Whatever your planning with them, it's too dangerious to see it through."
 * Death Coffin: "Typical of a half-spawn of the rediculious ideals of Nightus and Heavenslight to react. Your quickness to cuddle and, love, the mortals has BLINDED you of how truely worthless they are.... And I espeically find you, an ultamate disgrace, that you have unioned with a mortal! Who ended up being tricked to love a parasite that pitifully tried to usurp control of this land! But it's not as bad as the recent new false god that is the supposed replacement to my beloved Mana Magic, Twilight Sparkle. She fell in loved with an obvious fool! True gods are ABOVE such nonsense! The loving of mortals is sicking, but, sharing our bloodlines with them!? THE GOLDEN AGE OF THE ALICORNS WOULD NEVER ALLOW THAT?! And the age would certainly have kept the weak-willed Celestia in line. Because she grew up with mortal cuddling, she defelupted morality illness, and twice she almost succomb to it!? As much as she, disgusts me, she clearly needs my help, to liberate her from the sins of her parents, to be taken back to amorality, and be cured of the aliment for good! And she certainly needs to stop loving a sinful commiter of geniside!? It's even worse then the Sparkle ones' idiotic love for that mortal guard! But all of your romancing of the mortals, of equestia or not, disgusts me, all around!"
 * Princess Candence: "Nopony trashs talks love and expects to get away with it?!"
 * Candence summoned forth a heart-themed halblade and readied for combat!
 * Princess Candence: "As an Alicorn of love, I challnage you in the name of redeeming love's honor!"
 * Death Coffin: "(Laughs proudly). You dare speak of honor, yet you fight for the "honor" of this abismal mortal cuddling? Are you sure this is for real?"
 * Princess Candence got mad and charged!
 * Death Coffin and Candence began to have the battle of blades!
 * Death Coffin: "Your an ambitious child for a pawn of the disgraced King and Queen of Equestia. But I was a fighter in the Chaos Wars! I litterally fought Draconquui tougher then you! Even their fodder provided a better challnage."
 * Princess Candence: "SHUT UP AND FIGHT, BONEHEAD?!"
 * Death Coffin: "DON'T CALL ME THAT?!"
 * Death Coffin tossed Candence away, who quickly recovered herself from a few actrobatic tricks, and she and Death Coffin began fighting agan!
 * Shining Armor: Uh, guys, I think she needs our help--
 * Death Coffin: YOU ALL WILL NOT INTERFERE! (Casts a magic bubble around them, and he and Cadance continue fighting)
 * Cadance: I can't believe what a monster you have become! I'm sure that while our 'disgusting' love for mortals is not what we gods would normally do, I'm sure it doesn't matter now that things have changed. Just look at how far our mortal subjects have come through without your kind! They have proven that they could do it as well as you and your kind did.
 * Death Coffin: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? YOUR KIND ABUSED OUR POWERS FOR NOTHING BUT WELFARE!!! AND EVEN IF THEY LEARNED FROM IT, THEY STILL TREAT THEM LIKE THEY'RE NOT AT ALL SACRED!! THAT PROVES THAT MORTALS ARE WORTHLESS TO US!!
 * Cadance: If that WAS true, when why did we create them? They're as smart and wise as us. And the only reason that they abused our powers was because they had briefly lost hope in the philosophies of friendship following the Chaos Wars! Besides, I am not completely like my aunts, am I? I'm pretty much mortal myself.
 * Death Coffin: But even I know that you're PART Alicorn God! You were born from the disgusting mating of a perfection-obsessed Alicorn brother of Celestia and a female unicorn!
 * Cadance: So what? Does it matter whether I'm immortal or not? I'm already happy as it is. And judging by how much has happened all these eons, I'm sure our kind would still be proud. Changes happen all the time. And to build a better world, it sometimes means that you must turn the old one down, and make a better life. You're one of the last of the Alicorn Gods, and most ponies are only aware of me, my aunts, and my grandparents. Aren't you at least lucky that you survived... Though barely?
 * Death Coffin: NO! Everything was better when my family and my kind were around! I'd do ANYTHING to bring back all that I've lost. And if others have to die, then so be it! (They continue fighting until Death Coffin almost gets the upper hand until Cadance catches him by surprise, and disarms him)
 * Cadance: Stay away from my Monastery, and take your plans somewhere else!
 * Death Coffin:... (Shrugs) Very well, I shall! I always knew you were an abomination to my race from the start since your father survived out of extreme luck, founding that creepily-perfect-
 * Cadance: LEAVE!!
 * Death Coffin:... (Disappears, along with Jing and Ding)
 * Ryan: SO LONG, ASSWIPE!! (Laughs)
 * Clarence: Stop saying that, Ryan, it's not that funny!
 * Ryan: No way! It's totally gonna be my new catchphrase.
 * Zach: Uh... Wouldn't you technically be stealing that?
 * Ryan: Oh, come on, it's not like it's not said that often.
 * Cadance: Guys, I fear that this will be bigger than me and even my family. They might come back, so we need to get these 4 as far away from this place as possible.
 * Black Vanguard: "Dah, I ain't scared of a walking science class skeleton and those two bickerors! Now that we know they ain't powerful anymore and you just beaten their "master", we know we can handle ourselves now."
 * Cadence: "If there's anything my aunts taught me, is to never underestimate anyone like what we just encountered."
 * Karl: "I agree with her, Erikson. That treasure trove for dogs will find a way to restore them back to power, and then they'll be back. I vote we revaluate out stragity and get help!"
 * Black Vanguard groaned!
 * Black Vanguard: "I hates running like a cowerd!"
 * Wildflower: "Would you rather risk against being defeated by something you don't understand very well then?"
 * CDS: "Yeah, like, cause, I don't think it would be just them for like, forever man. If Jing and Ding still remember us, they might, like, still know what to do to a keyhole. And in like, the hands, er, hooves, of that bone horse guy, we might be in for a narly time, man...."
 * Black Vanguard groaned in defeat.
 * Black Vanguard: "Fine! We'll do it your way!"
 * Black Tie: "Now, there is only the matter of alarming the heroes and we're all set."
 * Lord Shen: "There, now that we have instructed Ponyville and Hoofville to stay indoors, we now must go after this threat head on."
 * Icky: "Alright, this will be easy. All we're fighting is a crazed death god. What could possability be worse then that?"
 * The communicater started to act up!
 * Sam and Max started to act up to answer the communicater saying "I got it!"
 * Sam gets it!
 * Sam: "Yello? Shell Louge Squad, the one and only Sam and Max speaking....WHAT?!?"
 * Max: What's happening?!?
 * Sam: That was Princess Cadance and the Monastery. They said that Jing Du and Ding Ju attacked them, along with some skeleton Alicorn named 'Death Coffin', which  can safely assume is our big bad of the week that we were previously talking about. They're requesting we get over there pronto.
 * Icky: So much for fixing this quickly.
 * Devon: But how the hell is Ding and Jing back? Didn't Xehanort permanently bond them to the End of the World the last time we dealt with them?
 * Nightus: Gods like Death Coffin have been known to manipulate dark arts like that. It is possible that he could've brought them back.
 * Iago: WHY IS EVIL BEING SO UNPREDICTABLE THESE DAYS?!?
 * Celestia: Relax, everyone! We need to get to the Monastery and help them. It's possible that they'll be back.
 * Iago:...Good point.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "It will take forever to make a force-sheild that is ammune to all forms of magic, teleportation included."
 * Black Tie: "Well, if I still had money that didn't get spended on my bail and/or to repay the damages of that Mythos Black Market fiasco some time ago, I would've been more then happy to aide you in such a matter."
 * Fang: "And if I still had my magic that the ONCE great Makuta took back from me, I would've been able to BLOCK those two bickerors out!"
 * Black Tie: "You realise that we have myself, Karl, and more or less Zuthron among other things, right? Heck, why in the name of Celestia didn't we asked Candence and Shining to block them out?"
 * Othello: ".... That is a very big plothole in this whole thing."
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Hey, you guys know that your not allowed to nitpick on plotholes. Those things can't be help sometimes."
 * Black Tie: "Oh, bothersome. We're off subject anyway. All that matters is that we DO need to improve defences to prevent more simular incidents."
 * Kevin: "Well, I kinda think that tecnecally, it's not so much, us they're after, it's Karl, Wildflower, CDS, and BV. By all accounts, Jing, Ding and that Coffin guy might leave us alone when what they want isn't here anymore."
 * Black Tie: "Well, that depends if he never crosses into the terratorry of using us as hostages."
 * Zuhron: "Well, I am working on something for the lougers to use against that skeleton that is an old family remedy against the undead."
 * Black Tie: "Ahh, splended, Zuthron. Am I assume it's powder based considering your track record with those things."
 * Zuhron: "Well, yes, but it has NOTHING to do with fear or corruption if anyone makes assumtions. This powder is called "Anti-Necrocrom Powder". My great-great-great-great-great grandfather's old recipe. He created to deter, and defeat, the undead uprising caused by Skull Lord Mantromon and the Necromancer Benramon."
 * Kevin: "Cool.... But how does it work, exactly?"
 * Zuhron: "Well, like what it name means, it deters the undead, in any shape or form."
 * Black Tie: "Hypoheticly speaking, would it work on the undead if they were to turn for heartlesses for some weird reason?"
 * Zuhron: "Well, the powder was mostly meant to be used on NORMAL undead, but I suppose that, while it doesn't completely put the spirits back to rest, it would burst them out of their heartless form. But as it's current form, it'll either only be brief or won't work at all. I'll have to combine the powder in it's current state with Great Aunt Gretrina's recipe for "Anti-Heartless" powder. But what would make you think the undead would ever became heartless?"
 * Fang: "Well, considering that a dark god with malmitulation of the dead has brought back and allied itself to two fanactics that were turning idiotic vikings into sentient recolors of normal heartlesses with intent to send all worlds to darkness for some misguided ploy to SOMEHOW bring back fallen gods... You do the math."
 * Zuhron: "..... I'll, get to work on it right away, now that's been brought up."
 * Othello: Guys, look! They're here! (The Shell Lodge van appears) Wow! I haven't actually seen the Lodgers' ship in quite a while. When did it get to the size of an average spaceship?
 * Shining Armor: They do have geniuses in their ranks, Othello. (The Lodgers appear out of the van)
 * Twilight: Cadance! We came as soon as you called.
 * Sam: You won't have to worry about those dark-hearted creeps now that we're here.
 * Icky: Damn right! We'll strip them white until they're as exposed as Shadow Fagin's ass when we blasted the black off...Did that sound racist?
 * Sparx: No idea.
 * Skipper: Well, regardless, we'll keep these 4 safe from Death Coffin's grasp.
 * Shining Armor: Thank you so much, guys!
 * Zach: Your Highness, did you ever tell them about Cadance's parents?
 * Cadance: I don't think that's important right now, Zach. There's more serious things going on. Anyway, we need you guys to take Sea, Wildflower, Vanguard, and Karl as far away from the Monastery as possible before those monsters get back.
 * Spongebob: "Already a plan and a priority."
 * Black Tie: "Oh, one thing before you go. If anything were to come up in the following hour, come back here to get a speical something Zuthron is working on in an event a union between two fanactics and that death alicorn were to make something, concerning."
 * Shifu: "I, worry we have a good idea what you mean by that. We already inform the public to stay in doors just in case."
 * Po: "And we'll worry about it in good time. Right now, keeping Karl and company safe is a priority."
 * Kolwalski: "We may need to shrink Vanguard down so he won't, uh.... Slow down the van and lop-side it with his size so he won't end up being a hinderence."
 * Black Vanguard sighed annoyed.

Chapter 4: Heartless Attacks in Equestria
Caverns under the Old Castle. Anchent Secret Catacombs. (Death Coffin began singing, and as the music progresses and the trio escape, the darkness ooze began to flood the catacombs, the caverns, and began to form a moat of darkness around the old castle. As the song progresses, Death Coffin malmitulated the spirits to fly into the darkness pool and tossed the plunder seeds into it, as soon, heartless began to rise and form around Death Coffin as he climaxed his song.)
 * A voice: "IDIOTS!?"
 * Death Coffin was looming over a coiling and panicing Ding and Jing.
 * Jing: "Now, now, Mr. Coffin sir. In our defence, we didn't count on these delays to begin with. It's why we normally since our dragon Heartless to handle these problems."
 * Death Coffin: "THAT WAS UTTERLY POINTLESS AND WE GOT THE PLAN PARTSILLY EXPOSED?! On top of that, I lost, to a disgrace!? You two are lucky that I find your knowledge of keyholes valuable or this would've ended in death for you?!"
 * Ding: "Ok, if it makes you feel better, we'll tell you, everything you need to know about the Keyhole and how to get what you want."
 * Death Coffin snarled.
 * Death Coffin: "Speak...."
 * Ding: "Well, easy enough, just walk up to a keyhole, and damage it. It's how our Night Fury Heartless caused the darkenss engery to be made in the first place."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Stupidly easy, but effective. Alchourse, there's still the matter of finding it, however. Otherwise this knowledge will be for not."
 * Jing: "Oh don't worry, Mr. Coffin. Just follow us and everything will be hunky dory. We can find keyholes as quick as a pinch. Why, in fact, just slightly further down this cavern is the keyhole hiding behind a secret catacombs for fallen mythic beast warriors."
 * Death Coffin: ".... Alchourse. It was where we placed in the bodies of the heroes AND villains of the Fear Wars in. Alot of the bodies are Centaurs, Manitcores, Harpies, and the occational elf warrior. It's perfect for additional heartlesses we need to excelerate the plan. And for reviving the Alicorns, I learnt from the sisters of desteny that Mana and the other alicorns are trapped in the rainbow rock, and the time alicorn is trapped in his own relic and has since been taken to Canterlot in light of the Order Alicorn's former creation now trapped to that of some idiot sentient maronette using him to learn of the lougers. Fear, Injury?!"
 * Fear and Injury coiled in fear!
 * Death Coffin: "I want you two to head to canterlot and contain the Time Relic holding the time Alicorn. Dog-John, Cheepers, you are heading to the Diamond Dog city of Bow-Wow and contain the rainbow rock. You have your orders. I expect them to be followed."
 * Fear: "All c-c-c-c-c-c-course, sir.... But, what if that attracts attention like in the Plunderweed thing?"
 * Death Coffin: "Worry not. Let's just say, Equestia shall be more concerned, of a dark and terrorable uprising, then more petty theifts. Now go!"
 * Fear, Injury, Dog-John and Cheepers ran off!
 * Death Coffin: ".... Jing, Ding. Show me, the way."
 * Death Coffin, Jing and Ding are wondering into the catacombs filled with skeletons as they approuch a suspitious looking sealment.
 * Death Coffin: "There seems to be a sealment."
 * Ding: "Wanna bet if we remove it, we find our keyhole?"
 * Death Coffin jabs his horn into it, unlocking the sealment, and reveils the Keyhole to Equestia.
 * Ding: "Yes! Pay up, cause bet won!"
 * Death Coffin laughed.
 * Death Coffin: "Yesssssss. Now, Keyhole. It's time, for you to be what liberates Equestia, from the age, of mortal stupidity."
 * Death Coffin readies his sythe, and in a dramatic position, slices at the keyhole, causing a huge scratch, and causing familier ooze to leak.
 * Music is heard, as Death Coffin gave a skeleton smile.
 * Ding: "Uh, sir, we may wanna get out of here now, darkness ooze tends to flood in like water, espeically when it's a small room like catacombs. And I'm sure your not aiming to be a heartless yourself.... Sir?"

Ponyville Shell Lodger Van Twilight's castle. Meanwhile... Old Castle.
 * Ding: ".... I have to admit, his song is ALOT more badass then the songs we were singing back in the day."
 * Death Coffin: My grand new Heartless army! IT'S MAGNIFISENT!? Resurrection of the Alicorns, is nigh!?
 * Mayor Mare: (Everyone is gathered to Ponyville City Hall about the undead invasion a while ago) Everypony, please, settle down! I know you're all scared with this 'undead invasion' growing across Ponyville. But the Princesses informed me that it will all be dealt with in good time. Everything is going to be fine...(Suddenly, she sees some ponies with the Kingdom Hearts Symbol on their chests, having Heartless-like eyes, and knight helmets oozing from the ground as they begin to approach the ponies while they never noticed)...Uh...everypony! (They look behind them to see the Heartless ponies as they begin to panic)
 * Cheerilee: "WHAT HAPPENED TO THESE PONIES!?"
 * Bon Bon: "I THINK IT'S THE UNDEAD!? SOMETHING TURNED THEM INTO MONSTERS!?"
 * Octavia: "RUN AND SCATTER?!"
 * The ponies scatter away and ran to their homes!
 * Mayor Mare: "..... Why did I became Mayor of a town that keeps getting attacked by monsters? And it used to be a nice neightberhood too till monster attacks like this and other problems started to become an everyday thing. Well, not much left to do except warn the princesses about this and finish this sentence uninterupt-" (Suddenly, something big approaches her, and when she looks behind her, she sees it's a manticore-like Heartless which roars at her)...Meep! (Runs off)
 * Kowalski: (Looks on a radar)...Skipper, I'm detecting a high level of dark activity in Ponyville. I think Death Coffin is attacking it again.
 * Skipper: Shitake mushrooms! This guy just doesn't know when to back down for a while. Well, if he wants a fight, then we'll give it to them. Dodo, full speed ahead!
 * Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said! (The van heads to Ponyville, and when they arrive, they look out the windows to see the attacks)
 * Sandy: Jumpin' jellybeans! Is it me, or does Death Coffin's minions look more like Heartless now?
 * Cynder:...I think those ARE Heartless!
 * Sparx: IN EQUESTRIA?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
 * Shifu: Heartless can exist anywhere, remember?
 * Wildflower: Jing and Ding must've regained control of them somehow.
 * Twilight: We can't allow this to continue! We have to land! (They try landing the van, but some flying Heartless appear from the ground, appearing to be Harpy Heartless, as they swoop down towards the van, and deal a great amount of damage)
 * Rainbow Dash: SWEET CELESTIA!!!
 * White Rabbit: THE VAN HAS BEEN BREACHED!!!
 * Celestia: "I don't know why, but, the arua of those heartless looking like Harpies. It feels.... So familier...."
 * Luna: "Am I seeing this? Are those creatures doing an old fear wars tactic?"
 * The Harpy Heartless form a V formation as another group forms a target with the van as the center.
 * Heavenslight: "The Harpy Arrow Tecnic? How did these creatures know of the move?"
 * Lord Shen: "Not impourent! Dodo, activate the defences now?!"
 * The Van dons the weaponry and fires at the Harpy Heartless as they scattered away quickly!
 * Icky: "Ha?! Overgrown chickens!"
 * A Whack was felt on the Van!
 * A figure of what looks like a Centaur holding a Pendelum-like blade is seen attacking the van!
 * Banzai: "HEY!? WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM!?"
 * Nightus: ".... A Centaur Legionaire? What is he doing attacking us? Why, I haven't seen a Centaur Legionaire since the fear wars."
 * Twilight: "I'll go talk to him. He's obviously scared and confused."
 * Twilight comes out to confront the stanger.
 * Twilight: "Excuse me, sir? I know you must be very confuse what is going on, but rest assured, we are not a threat."
 * The figure spoked in an an unrekindiseable languise.
 * Twilight: "... Alchourse, he speaks in anichent Centaurian. You, know english right?"
 * The Figure spoke in the languise again, sounding more hostile! The Figure pointed the blade at Twilight!
 * Twilight: "Whoa! Calm down! What is wrong with you?!"
 * The Figure reveiled itself as nothing more then a Centaur Heartless in Spartan-like golden armor!
 * Twilight: "EEK!? THAT'S WHAT?! YOUR A HEARTLESS?!"
 * The Centaur Heartless shouted a battle cry as Twilight teleported away back into the van!
 * Twilight: "GUYS, I FOUND OUT WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THAT CENTAUR!? HE'S A HEARTLESS!?"
 * Icky: "Figures."
 * Lord Shen: "All the more excuse to blast him then!" (The van points it's laser cannons at him)
 * Icky: ALRIGHT, YOU BIG FAT LITERAL MAN WITH A HORSE'S ASS, HERE COMES KA-SLICE!! (The laser cannons fire at the Centaur Heartless, and it actually uses it's blade to actually block the lasers, causing them to hit the van)
 * Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE!! HOW COULD A BLADE LIKE THAT BLOCK A LASER THIS POWERFUL?!?
 * Shifu: It's a Heartless, it can't be hit that easily.
 * Skipper: THEN LET'S SEE HOW THAT BLADE OF HIS CAN DEFLECT F****** TORPEDOES STRAIGHT TO THE FACE!!! RICO, FIRE!! (Rico does that, and the torpedoes blast at the Heartless) HAH! LIKE GETTING A CAT OUT OF A TREE!! (Cheers, not noticing that the Centaur Heartless survived the blast) SHELL LODGE RULES, SHELL LODGE RULES, SHELL LODGE--...He's still alive, isn't he?
 * Sparx: YOU THINK?!? (The Centaur Heartless jumps towards the van readying the blade to strike)
 * Lodgers: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * The Van dodges in time as the Centaur misses!
 * Icky: "WHAT GIVES!? EVEN NORMAL HEARTLESS AREN'T AMMUNE TO TORPEDOS AND SHEN'S CANNONS!?"
 * Luna: "We have to consider that we're not dealing with normal heartless! They're obviously half heartless, half something already long dead! Remember Death Coffin?"
 * Icky: "..... OH, HELL NO?! YOU MEAN THEY'RE, UNDEAD HEARTLESSES!?"
 * Rarity: "Normal Heartlesses and Normal Undead are two things, but UNDEAD HEARTLESS!? WHAT A CALMAITY?!"
 * Celestia: "That arua of that creature.... So, simular to the fallen Centaur hero Gremlar the Tough. Something is diffenetly going on."
 * Icky: "We'll worry about it later, right now, let's find somewhere else to land and figure out what to do next! Let's hope our horse-butt friend's the worse we're expecting!"
 * Suddenly, windows are being blocked out by a strange slime!
 * Lord Shen: "NOW WHAT?!"
 * Private: "Uh, Skipper, your not gonna believe what I am seeing on the louger cam."
 * Skipper: "WHAT?!"
 * Private: "..... WE'RE BEING SLIMED BY EVIL COUSINS OF THE PLANTS FROM "PLANTS VS. ZOMBIES?!"
 * Skipper: ".... The heck are you talking abo-" (Looks at the camera) HOLY FLIM-FLAMMITY S*** WEASELS!!! (They see Heartless Plunder Weeds that come in various forms) YOU'RE SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT THAT IS WHAT THAT DOUCHE NOZZLE DEATH COFFIN NEEDED THOSE SILLY PLUNDER SEEDS FOR?!? TO MAKE HEARTLESS VERSIONS OF THEM?!?
 * Icky: I hate it when enemies get stronger!
 * Sandy: FLY FOR YOUR LIIIIIVES!!!! (The Plunderweed Heartless begin to attack with vines, but the van is able to avoid them by thrusting into the air)
 * Rainbow Dash: PONYVILLE HAS JUST BECOME A TOWN OF DEATH!!!
 * Celestia: And there's a safe bet that Death Coffin's powers are too strong for even a younger Alicorn like me and Luna to handle. Heck, even our parents are younger than him.
 * Twilight: Should I take out the old Keyblade that Tman gave me?
 * Luna: I'm afraid it's gonna take more than just a Keyblade to deal with these abominations.
 * Pinkie: Then we need to find that Keyhole and take care of it ASAP! Whatever that means...probably 'Act Swiftly Awesome Ponies'!
 * Applejack: It means 'as soon as possible', sugar-pie.
 * Pinkie: Really? Huh?
 * Lord Shen: But you're right, we need to plug up that Keyhole before it becomes a huge problem.
 * Private: Yeah, I like this place just the way it is!
 * Kowalski: Is it because it reminds you of the Lunacorns?
 * Skipper: Kowalski, don't ask questions you already know the answer to. Let's cut the conversation crap and get this mission over with!
 * Fluttershy: "But what about Ponyville? We can't leave it being harmed by those things!"
 * Icky: "The only way we're REALLY gonna be of help to them is plug up the keyhole. In that term, it will render those things harmless.... Almost. There is still the matter of finding a way to turn those things back to normal, though."
 * Fluttershy: "Couldn't we at least find a way to evacuate the ponies of ponyville, and my pets, and Jerry, Louisianna, Stefano, Andre and Chell!"
 * Applejack: "Flutters' has a good point! Not to mention that not even Big Mac would last a minute against those things!"
 * Lord Shen: "It would be difficult to successfuly pull off a compident evacuation with those things quick to attack us!"
 * Nightus: "But it must be done. We can't risk just hoping this raid won't result in causalties."
 * Karl: ".... Zuthron said he's working on something that'll effectively harm these things! A powder in combination of anti-death/anti-heartless powders. We could use that."
 * Iago: "He might still be working on that! By the time he would be done even in a fast paste, this village will see an incrised bodycount!"
 * Sandy: "Then we're gonna have to split into teams! One time distracts those critters, that's gold team, blue team in on evacuation duty, any questions?"
 * Pinkie: "..... GOLD TEAM RULES!?"
 * Lord Shen: "All right Lougers, no time for lollygaging, we have an emergeny evace underway!"
 * The Ponyvillians and Fluttershys' pets are taking cover in the castle.
 * Andre: "AY CRUMBA MARE, WHY DID YOU HAVE EVERYONE LEAVE THE SAFETY OF THEIR HOMES TO HEAR YOUR SPEECH!?"
 * Mayor Mare: "I didn't know anything about, whatever those were!"
 * Jerry: "Well thanks to your bad planning, now our only hope of not getting attacked by those things is barracated doors and hopes that those things don't have teleportation abilities!"
 * Stefano: ".... Oh please don'ta tell'a me'a that won't'a end up being'a jinxed."
 * Mayor Mare: "Now, don't worry everyone! Twilight's castle is completely invader proof! What could possability-" (The Heartless teleport inside, and the Plunder Weed Heartless come out from the ground)...Me and my big mouth!
 * Andre: "SI! YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH INDEE-"
 * Andre actsidently hacks up Le Rat again!
 * Le Rat: "Oh please le tell me that the ghost cat isn't still out the-"
 * Le Rat sees the heartless and screams!
 * Le Rat jumps back into Andre!
 * Le Rat: "ONCE AGAIN, LE RAT RATHER TAKE LE CHANCE WITH LE SNAKE THEN THOSE MONSTERS!?"
 * Andre: ".... I seriously need to have that looked at."
 * Jerry: "No, body, moved, a musle. Maybe their eyesight is based on movement." (Angel makes noises at him) What do you mean 'that theory's been discredited, even for dinosaurs'? (The Heartless begin heading for the group)
 * ???: HEY!! (The van appears crashing into the castle)
 * Twilight: "Oh great. I'll have to pay for renovations again."
 * Icky: LEAVE THOSE GUYS ALONE, YOU BEASTS!!! (The van cocks it's laser cannons)
 * Kowalski: Made that cocking addition myself. It scares people into backing off easily. Surely it will work here. (The Heartless shriek at them and the Harpy Heartless begin attacking) Oh, crap!
 * Skipper: Relax, Kowalski, we're distracting them, exactly as we planned. Let's just lead them away while Blue Team leads them out of Ponyville.
 * The Van zooms off while the heartless chase them!
 * Chell: "Gees, am I glad to see those guys again."
 * Pony #1: Am I the only one who thinks it's weird that we need to handle a bunch of animals with us?
 * Pony #2: (Being comforted and pummeled by Siren and Snuggle the seals) YEAH! THEY'RE TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL!!! CUTE, BUT OUT OF CONTROL!!
 * Mayor Mare: Relax, Fluttershy said they're harmless. (Louisiana growls at her)...Mostly.
 * Pony #2: (Being squished by Siren) OOF!... Where does she get all these creatures?
 * Jerry: She does know the Shell Lodgers, you know. She's just the perfect pony to call when you need someone to adopt a poor creature that was being used for something diabolical. Like me.
 * Pony #3: Say, aren't you that bunny who worked for that Latifier jerk?
 * Jerry: DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT LATIFIER, PAL!! I HATE HIS GUTS MORE THAN I HATE MEAT!!! (Takes deep breaths)... Sorry. I have abandonment issues. He, kinda dumped me awhile ago.
 * Filly #1: Aww, what a cute bunny!
 * Jerry:...Why, I'm flattered.
 * ???: "Ahem!"
 * The Lougers and ponies asigned to Blue Team are at the enterence.
 * Trixie: "If your not to distracted by tea partying, we're here to evacuate you lot away from those ugly monsters running about and somewhere NOT here, obviously."
 * Pony 4: "Oh, it's Trixie again. You better not be going crazy again under an enfluence of a corruptive artifact again."
 * Trixie: "Do you even see me wearing it?"
 * Pony 4: ".... Uh, no?"
 * Trixie: "Then Trixie has moved out of that awkword phase of her life."
 * Mayor Mare: "Now everyone, Trixie has, more or less, contributed in saving Equestia before, so, it's really not a good time to be nitpicky."
 * Pony #4: Oh, really? SHE TURNED MY SON INTO A PACK MULE!!!
 * Trixie: I recall doing no such thing!
 * Pony #4: Do you know someone by the name of Snails?
 * Trixie: (Shocked at that statement)...You...YOU'RE Snails' father?
 * Pony #4: Yeah! He told me everything, you b****!
 * Mayor Mare: SIR, THAT'S ENOUGH!!! TRIXIE IS REFORMED, SO PLEASE ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! If you don't cut this crap, he won't be the only one that was tortured!
 * Gilda: THANK YOU!! Besides, if anyone should be mad at somepony, be mad at Rainbow Dash. She's the one that kicked her from the Dragon Realms to the Valley of Peace a few Thanksgivings ago and got her to do all that crap to begin with.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Chuckles) Sorry, uh, just something to convince her to make that episode, that's all. (Chuckles)
 * Twilight: Listen, that's all behind us! So are we going to stand here and do nothing, or are we gonna get out of here?
 * Mayor Mare: Yes, we need to move. And no more complaining! (They begin to leave the castle while the Heartless are attacking the van)
 * Lucky Jack: DAG NABBIT!!! THESE VARMINTS ARE TEARING US APART!!! (The Harpies are puncturing the van quickly and swiftly, and a Centaur Heartless is able to slash it's blade into the van, shocking Pleakley)
 * Applejack: THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!!! WE NEED TO LEAD THESE TAINTED APPLES OUT OF HERE INSTEAD OF SIT HERE TRYING TO FIGHT!!!
 * Mr. Dodo: I'm trying, but those Heartless are blocking my view!! (Pony Heartless jump onto the windshield, and they slip down with their cheeks or lips pushing on it, getting saliva on it)
 * Pinkie: Ew!
 * White Rabbit: WHAT'LL WE DO?!?
 * Sandy: (Sighs) I'll deal with this! (Presses the horn, and a loud beep scares the Heartless out of their path, allowing them to activate their thrusters, and propel themselves out of the area, leaving the Heartless to follow them) Horns. Works every time.
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. Now all we need to do is get these guys out of the reach of Ponyville.
 * Private: But where do we lead them?
 * Skipper: Does it matter, Private?
 * Private: Yes, it absolutely does! No matter where we go, those guys will follow us. We can't land or stop for any reason.
 * Kowalski:...That is a valid argument, Skipper. They will be chasing us for quite a while.
 * Fidget: You mean...WE'RE the ones in trouble now?!?...(Does his signature scream)
 * Chi Fu: AHHGH! I HATE THAT SCREAM!! It sounds like a bird being violated in more ways than one!
 * Fidget: Says the guy who squeals like a girl!
 * Chi Fu: I do NOT squeal like a girl!
 * Everyone: YES YOU DO!
 * Chi Fu: NO I DON'T--(A claw tears through the wall, and Chi Fu screams his girl scream)
 * Peng: Alright, nobody panic! I'm sure we can figure this out.
 * Lian: Yes. We just need a plan.
 * Banzai: AND HOW WILL WE POSSIBLY COME UP WITH A PLAN WHEN THERE'S A BUNCH OF HEARTLESS HEARTLESS OUT THERE TRYING TO EAT US UP LIKE A SHARK?!?
 * Shenzi: "Hey, at least THEY are the worse we're having problems with."
 * Suddenly, A giant rose monster rosed from the ground and intersepted the Van!
 * Skipper: "HOLY DOLA OBLAGATA!? IS THAT A GIANT ROSE MONSTER?!"
 * Private: "A PLUNDERWEED ROSE MONSTER?!"
 * Spongebob: "And he has the most awesome cape anyone has ever seen!"
 * Everyone just stares at Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: "Sorry."
 * The Rose Monster grabbed the van.
 * Mr. Dodo: "Oh dear, everyone. I'm afraid this rose monster is with the heartless. He has the symbol on it's head!"
 * Sandy: "Then we're gonna need one heck of a weed-be-gone or we're plant food!"
 * Mushu: F*** that shit, we're just using our laser cannons! (Presses the button, and the cannons fire, blasting the rose monster's hand off as it roars in pain)
 * Mr. Dodo: Nice move, Mushu!
 * Mushu: Glad I could help.
 * Sandy: And once again, I have to be the one to fight our way across these bastards! (Throws Dodo off the seat, and takes it)
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, at least you said something that time, and didn't just do it like a greedy child.
 * Sandy: Shut up and hold on! (She steps on the gas, and the van blasts up into the sky as the Harpy Heartless follow them) YIPPEE!!
 * Chi Fu: IS THIS REALLY THE TIME TO BE YELLING LIKE A COWGIRL?!?
 * Sandy: THERE'S ALWAYS TIME TO BE YELLIN' LIKE A COWGIRL, PAL!!
 * SpongeBob: Wow, she's as crazy as Lord Shen when he was driving the van when we first had to deal with Wayne.
 * Mushu: You shouldn't be surprised since she went insane trying to search for you in one episode. Not to mention half of me is saying it's because your feelings for her.
 * SpongeBob: I thought we agreed not to mention that again!
 * Mushu: I'm just saying, dude!
 * Sandy: LET ME CONCENTRATE HERE, OKAY?!? HOWARD STERN'S PENIS, HOOPLA, HOOPLA!!! (Flies the ship in several maneuvers to avoid the Harpy Heartless, and uses the lasers to decapitate the rose monster as it falls to the ground. However, some small seeds get into the ground, and grow another one) AW, COME ON, DOGGONE IT!!! (Does a Kulbit maneuver to avoid Harpy Heartless, and is able to blast most of them down)
 * SpongeBob: WAY TO GO, SANDY!!!
 * Mushu: Again, not the first time.
 * Sandy: SHUT UP, ROUND-EYE!!! (Begins to fly towards the Rose Monster, and pulls a switch)
 * Mr. Dodo: SANDY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOUCHING THE LASER AMPLIFIER?!?
 * Sandy: IT CAN'T REPRODUCE WITHOUT NO DAMN SEEDS!! I'M TAKIN' THIS BULL BY THE HORNS!!!
 * SpongeBob: O...okay, Sandy, you're starting to scare me now. Almost as bad when Patrick convinced me to go into your house while Hybernating."
 * The Rose Monster attempts to grab the Van!
 * Sandy: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (Fires the amplified laser cannons, which violently vaporizes the entire Rose Monster, as well as a few other Heartless standing a bit too close to it's blast range) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAHH!!! TAKE THAT, YOU OVERGROWN WEED!! YEEEEAAAAHHH!!! (The Heartless are so taken back by the laser blast, they inevitable retreat by oozing into the ground)...YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!!
 * SpongeBob: (Runs up to Sandy) Wow, Sandy, that was amazi--(Sandy suddenly kisses him aggressively on the lips)
 * Sandy: THIS SPONGE IS MINE!! THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE!!! I DON'T SAVE HIS YELLOW BACKSIDE FROM CERTAIN DESTRUCTION ON A REGULAR BASIS AND WROTE MY INITIALS ON HIS ASS FOR NOTHING, YOU KNOW!!! WITHOUT ME, HE IS USELESS, WITHOUT HIM, I AM USELESS!!! BO-BUOY, BO-BUOY!!
 * Lord Shen: (Slaps Sandy across the face) SNAP OUT OF IT, RODENT!!!
 * Sandy:...What happened?
 * SpongeBob: You just vaporized the Rose Monster with amplified lasers, and made the Heartless retreat....And you kissed me for some reason.
 * Sandy: Did I?
 * Boss Wolf: Yeesh, what was up with that brief bit of insanity?
 * Applejack: Did you have too much apple cider before you came?
 * Sandy:...Just one last drink...or two...or three...or four.
 * Applejack: (Sighs) Next time, try water instead of apple cider. It really helps.
 * Pinkie: I can see Rainbow Dash and me aren't the only ones who love a little apple cider. (Giggles)
 * Skipper: Well, the good news is that the Heartless are off our backs.
 * Private: But won't they just return to Ponyville to resume their invading?
 * Kowalski: (On communicator) Yeah?...Uh-huh?...Okay, I'll tell them. Kowalski out. (Hangs up) Blue Team has already evacuated Ponyville. So there's no need to answer that question.
 * Mr. Dodo: Then I guess we're rejoining them now that our mission is complete. (Pushes Sandy off the driver's seat) Move over, Sandy, you've done enough flying for one day. (They blast off)
 * Fluttershy: Thank goodness we're safe from those horrible creatures, right Angel?
 * Rainbow Dash: Damn right! Now we just need to wait for the Lodgers to come back.
 * Twilight: And judging by the tremors we heard, I think it was rough for those Lodgers to hold off those creatures.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah. Thankfully it wasn't because someone went high drinking too much apple cider and went on a Heartless-killing spree. God, I love apple cider!
 * Mayor Mare: Alright, everypony! I know you're upset that your homes are under attack. But I can assure you that the Lodgers will deal with it in good time.
 * Pony #1: I don't think they're doing very well in holding them off, Mayor. Those tremors we heard tell me they were blown to smithereens!
 * Icky: "Oh is that so huh? Then that means I'm looking at their ghosts cause the van is coming for us."
 * The Van arrives.
 * Mayor Mare: "Oh you see. They were fine. But what was that tremors though...."
 * Spongebob came out.
 * Spongebob: "Anyone asking about the tremors. Sandy was hopped up on cidner and annialated a giant rose monster heartless and caused the heartlesses to retreat."
 * Rainbow Dash face-hooved herself and groaned.
 * Lord Shen: "But it is but a small victory. As we remembered from the Berk mess, the released darkness ooze will revive fallen heartlesses. And I doubt that rose monster is any different obviously. And they only keep respawning until we fixed the keyhole."
 * Twilight: "Ok, after we find shelter for the Ponyvillians and Fluttershy's pets/friends for them to wait out this mess, we need to take the time to know more about our enemy. I'll have to ask around ponies on what they seen."
 * Death Coffin saw everything from the view portal.
 * Death Coffin: "Ugh. It's clear these misfits are more of a headache then even what the sisters fo desteny had predicted. Now I am sure that if I am to revive the Alicorns, I need to be rid of this group."
 * Ding: "Yay varaly."
 * Jing: "I'm wondering, are those imp guys and the two green guys back yet?"
 * Screaming was heard as Injury and Fear crashed in with the Clock of Reality in their procession.
 * Injury: "OW?! My, everything!"
 * Fear: "THAT, WAS THE MOST TRUMATIC EXSPEARIENCE OF MY LIFE?! GUARDS, EVERYWHERE?! AND THEY HAD A DRAGON-PONY HYBREED WITH THEM?! I AM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOR WEEKS ON END?!"
 * Death Coffin: "..... The clock of reality.... Yes..... My dear fellow Alicorn, Paradoxxious, the Alicorn of Time..... Speak to me, fellow Alicorn...."
 * Clock of Reality voice: "........ Death Coffin.... Dear, dear fellow Alicorn.... Just what do you think your doing messing with things you don't fully understand?"
 * Death Coffin: "Para, as you always have the ability to know, I am doing what is good for our race. I plan to have these creatures bring an end to mortal idiotcy and find away to use it to restore our bodies so we can stop it and restore the Alicorn age."
 * COR Voice: "Coffin, listen to yourself. Your commiting a great risk that will serve nothing but to ruin you. Whatever your planning, can't be accomplished this way."
 * Death Coffin: "Trust me, I consulted with the Sisters of Desteny, and they said that I will come through with my promise."
 * COR Voice: "But they warned you that it is destin to fail!"
 * Death Coffin: "ONLY, if I don't take care of those lougers and the soon to be fallen heroes of Equestia. Injury, Fear. Place Para somewhere where he can't expose this to Mana and the alicorns in the rainbow rock."
 * Injury and Fear moaned as they painfully carry the relic up somewhere where the Voice in the relic can't reveil anything.
 * Death Coffin: "Now, it is only a matter of time, until Cheepers and Dog-John return with the Rainbow Rock. Then.... I'll figure out a way, to bring my beloved Mana Magic back...."
 * Ding: "But, you need to make a cover story to justify why you had two guys steal her from whoever originally owned that rock."
 * Death Coffin: "Don't worry. As long as Para and Mana are kept seperated, I will have her support and faith in me. There is no way those misfits can ruin that. And I, will, make sure, it won't fail."

Chapter 5: The Search for The Keyhole
Reforming Monistairy. Monistairy lab. Castle of the Two Mares Celestia's old room. Dining Hall. Explanations Later... Meanwhile... Outside Castle
 * Twilight: "Ok, I asked around alot of the ponies on what they seen what these creatures can do... And we're in for quite an adventure."
 * Icky: "Ok, so, what're we dealing with here."
 * Twilight opens up a magical slide show and shows the Pony Heartless.
 * Twilight: "This is one of the first creatures seen in Ponyville."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Why does it look like a pony going to a Kingdom Hearts Convention?"
 * Twilight: This is just the basic Equestrian Heartless. Nothing too much to handle, really, but they are just as easy to handle as a common Heartless. Ponies have claimed that they were easily fooled by their appearances, but only because they were not mentally well or were just fillies, but they are still very formidable in numbers. We can just fend them off like any basic Heartless.
 * Pinkie: You mean we give them hugs, and they just become...well...not Heartless?
 * Applejack: I'm afraid it might not be that easy, Pinkie. These things are half-undead, so I don't necessarily think some physical comfort is going to fix them.
 * Twilight: Yeah. Especially since you'd have to get close to them, and risk getting in the way of bigger creatures like THIS! (Shows a picture of the Manticore Heartless)
 * Fluttershy:...A Manticore Heartless?
 * Twilight: Mayor Mare said that she came across one like this. They are just as bad as a Manticore, and I don't think they'll be so friendly if we just pull a thorn out of it's paw.
 * Icky: Yeah, it's not like they care about such a thing when they can just do that crap themselves.
 * Twilight: Not to mention that they are good at handling armies on their own, and are much more powerful the same way. Not to mention some claimed that their stingers turned other ponies into Pony Heartless, yet couldn't explain why. Others say they were slow through walking, but in the air they are dangerous.
 * Lord Shen: Goodness! Manticores that can turn other people into Heartless? That's some shit!
 * Twilight: And those Harpy Heartlesses that have been damaging the van are much worse. (Shows them a picture) We've all seen what they're capable of. They are fast fliers that do much more powerful damage in flocks. If they can nearly destroy a spaceship-sized van, imagine what they can do to a living creature.
 * Boss Wolf: We're talking tearing you apart like an animal.
 * Sparx: Which is basically what they are.
 * Twilight: But there's more. They can manipulate wind just as well as Cynder and blow people out of their way, and one pony claimed that their eyes were just...unspeakable.
 * Iago: Oh, pfft! I've seen a LOT of frightening bird eyes, even owls take the gold for their intimidating eyes. How frightening can these creatures' eyes be--(Twilight shows him a picture of their eyes) AAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAA-AAA-AAA-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! WHAT CRUEL GOD WOULD CREATE SUCH MENACING EYES?!?
 * Spyro: I don't know, Death Coffin?
 * Twilight: They are also the spies of the Heartless groups, and they drop bombs on enemies on the ground.
 * Skipper: (Shivers) And I thought pigeons were jackasses with their shit, but these guys take that to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!!
 * Celestia: What about that Centaur Heartless? Did you get anything about them?
 * Twilight As a matter of fact, I did. (Shows them a picture) It does look like the Assault Raiders of the Disney China, as well as that late centaur hero mentioned earlier. They are the commanders of these Heartless, and their hides are as tough as armor, even against missiles and lasers. Not to mention that they are extreme tacticians that can mow down armies like tall grass. One had claimed that he was able to fend it off by touching it's flanks.
 * Pinkie: So we just have to tickle them there? (Everyone was confused at that)...What?
 * Gilda: (Sighs) Sometimes, I really hate your silliness, Pinky.
 * Sparx: Well, I guess touching his flanks are all we need to do to-
 * Twilight: But the pony ended up getting injured when he could only fend it off so much until it slashed at him with it's blade.
 * Sparx: Aw, crap!
 * March Hare: What about those Plunderweed Heartless? What can they do?
 * Twilight: Well, there were those small ones that shot the slime. (Makes a picture of the small ones appear) I studied the slime they "politely" gave the van, and it appears to be, extremely sticky. Then, I noticed a sow 4 taller ones. (Twilight shows 4 tall ones) These "Weedlings" I dubbed them appear to be based on the seasons. Spring, Summer, Fall and Winter. I worry what kind of abilities they process. Then there were, these nasty things (Shows a picture of a zombie made out of weeds) This looks to be some sort of, weed zombie. It, makes sense, considering Death Coffin's behind this. And finally, there was that Rose Monster we saw. (Shows the Rose Monster) This creature may appear to be some sort of, suprime commander of these creatures. And I suspect there may be something worse around the bend of this strain of Heartless I call, "The Equestia Heartless".
 * Lord Shen: "Alchourse. There's always a bigger monster around the bend."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, at least we're just dealing with Heartlesses, right?"
 * A guard came in!
 * Guard: "YOUR HIGHNESS!? The castle guard reported the the same indeviduals behind the Plunder Seed thieft have stolen the Clock of Reality!?"
 * Celestia: "WHAT!?"
 * Guard: "And Master Uranus of the Rainbow Dog cult has come to warn us about the Rainbow Rock! Two new thieves have pilfered it!"
 * Celestia: "Two thiefts happened while there was an attack on Ponyville?!"
 * Boss Wolf: ".... Oh, wolf....."
 * Icky: ".... Your shitting me....."
 * Lord Shen: "Well..... This day keeps getting even MORE upsetting!"
 * Celestia: Did they say where they headed?
 * Guard #1: They seem to be heading in the direction of the Old Castle.
 * Lord Shen:... And this day just gets better, he said saracastly.
 * Icky: "What does that guy want with the Rainbow Rock and that clock thing?"
 * Nightus: "Isn't it obvious? He wants to revive the Alicorns, does he not? He'll do it by freeing the spirits from the rainbow rock and the Clock of Reality to somehow use the darkness ooze to re-create their bodies."
 * Patrick: "But how is he gonna do that without turning them into more Heartlesseseses."
 * Nightus: "Perhaps he might find some way to combine both his death powers and the ooze to find some way. Also, if he can restore Jing and Ding, it's not that very doubtful he can restore the Alicorns' lost bodies. But he would want to test out any possability on himself before he does anything to Mana, Paradoxxious and the rest of the sleeping Alicorn spirits in the Rainbow Rock."
 * Icky: "So, he wants to use corruptive gonk, to restore dead gods? I know I assume years of being one of the last of yer speices is not a plesent way of life, but, is that dude THAT desperate?!"
 * Applejack: "Well we did previously established that he wanted to use a powerful but uncertainly dangerious soul jewel to try and bring them back. I think that his sanity has LONG flown south for the winter and never came back."
 * Karl: "That bone-headed fool has no idea what he's tampering it, or at best not the approbeate concept of the results if he sees it through! If he tries to subject the souls through the stuff, even if he went the same route that created Fake Ansem and Xenmas, he'll just end up creating darker versons of those dead gods, putting everything in bigger jeopary!"
 * Black Vanguard: "So NOW can we stop running like cowerds and go kick his bone ass already!?"
 * Wildflower: "We STILL have to wait for Zuthron to complete the speical powder so the lougers can ACTSELLY stand a chance!?"
 * Karl: "And we ourselves can't exactly get involved. Now that Jing and Ding are likely restored to their power thanks to a new shorce of darkness energy, they're likely not gonna fool around again."
 * Black Vanguard: "Ugh. Much as I hated Alvin the Treacherious, at least he always answer the call to action."
 * Nightus: "Well we try not to make mistakes that only empower a crisis like this. And risking you 4 would count as a mistake as well."
 * C.D.S.: "Yeah BV, like, this is like, one big tidal wave that we're gonna have, like, to pass."
 * Intercom: "Lougers, Your Highnesses and Main 6? This is Zuthron. Please come to the lab. I have managed to perfect the powder."
 * Celestia: You have?
 * (Zuhron): Yes. It took some...uh...basic cleanup of the formula, but I got it.
 * (Ryan): And by cleanup, he means he accidentally spilled his batch on the floor and had to make a new one.
 * Skipper: YOU WHAT?!?
 * (Zuhron): Don't worry, it's still in good shape. It didn't take too long to make a new batch. But I assure you, it's done. Come inside to the Monastery, and we'll figure out a plan of attack.
 * Zuhron: (While Twilight and Cadance do their nursery rhyme, Zuhron takes out a bag full of powder) Well, here it is. The Anti-Necrocrom/Anti-Heartless Hybreed Powder. It will allow you to fight off even the strongest of these undead/heartless beasts, and it will allow you to defeat Death Coffin and put him in his place.
 * Lord Shen: Excellent.
 * Mimi: For once, I'm glad you actually did something to help us.
 * Zuhron: Does that mean that our past is behind us?
 * Mimi: NO, I still hate you for trying to go all 'Matrix' on me with your trinket. And I'm never going to forget that.
 * Tai: Mimi, please, just cut the guy some slack. He helped us out on this mission.
 * Mimi: Yes, but that doesn't mean that I'll forgive him.
 * Girl Sora: Can we please move on before we get into another argument... Or if someone gets hurt here? Mimi, shut up and get on board with us.
 * Mimi: (Sighs) Fine!
 * Zuhron: So, what's the plan?
 * Icky: Duh! We need to get to the Castle of the Two Mares.
 * Nightus: Big problem here, though. Since that's an obvious place to hide, Coffin will most likely head to the home of the Sisters of Destiny, who are creatures with the power to see the past, present, and future, just in case we think to look for him there.
 * Iago: I say we go there anyway. I mean, not only it's most likely where the Keyhole is and there was reports of those things building up around there we heard off camera, but it's better to check there first than to just search for a place we can barely been at.
 * Heavenslight: Yeah. And even if we could find the Sisters' cove, we'd have to face the entrance's dark spell that is an easy way to keep out intruders. You step one inch into the cave, and your worse fears come alive in your own mind. The only way to reverse it is in the library of the castle.
 * Twilight: That's a good plan. But once we have the spell to safely enter the place, how will we FIND this place?
 * Luna: We'll figure that part out later. We have work to do.
 * Shenzi: Yeah, we can't waste anymore time talking here. Let's kick some Undead-Heartless ass!
 * Ed: REAH!! (Cackles wildly)
 * Icky: "Well I still say he's very likely to be in the Old Castle, cause the script had already discribed that the major plot impourence is there anyway."
 * Skipper: Is this REALLY the time for breaking the fourth wall?
 * Icky: I'm just saying, man!
 * Heavenslight: Yeah, but he's not gonna be stupid enough to stick around for it.
 * Pinkie: Now let's stop talking about this before we start boring the audience with stating the obvious.
 * Rainbow Dash: Blah, blah, blee, blah! Let's just kick some ass and take names already!
 * Death Coffin: It's amazing how 6 ponies can make a place so...nice.
 * Dog-John: Well, this was where Twilight and the others lived before they defeated Tirek after all.
 * Death Coffin: Yeah. I always hated that guy, AND his Darkspawn masters. AND his brother! AND ALL THE OTHER ALICORNS FOR NOT HONORING THEIR OWN FREAKING LEGACY!!! (Sighs) I swear, the sooner the Alicorns return, the better. How's the status on securing Mana and the Rainbow Stone from the Clock of Reality?
 * Dog-john: "Oh, I placed her in Celestia's old bedroom."
 * Death Coffin: "Good. I shall proceed to comunicate with her there. If this goes well, you and Cheepers may very well get immortality, like I promised. With it, your garrintied to never be harmed by those mafia griffins. Now, the least you, Cheepers, and Injury and Fear can do now, is simply not doing ANYTHING that compromises the operation. I'll leave you 4 alone for only awhile. Ok?"
 * Cheepers: "You can surely have complete faith in us, sir. Me and the boys are just gonna play some poker. We even invited Ding with us."
 * Death Coffin: "Don't bother. I assigned him and Jing to prepare the armies to fight harder the next time the Lougers are encountered. Just simply, don't do ANYTHING stupid!"
 * Death Coffin teleported away.
 * Cheepers: "Alright gents, I saw an old round table in the dining hall. Perfect place for a rousing game of Poker."
 * Injury: "Alright!"
 * Fear: "But no strip poker pease. I'm sensitive about my body."
 * Cheepers: "Oh for goodness sake, nobody wants to see anyone naked anyway! We are playing CIVILISED poker. Now, to the dining hall."
 * Death Coffin appeared in the room, and saw the Rainbow Rock.
 * Death Coffin: "..... Mana..... Are you in there?"
 * Voice: "...... Death Coffin?"
 * A spiritical form of Mana Magic came forth. She gasped!
 * Mana: ".... Coffin..... What happened to you...."
 * Death Coffin: ".... Let's just say.... The sacrivice was not good for me either. It's, wonderful, to see you again, my love."
 * Mana: "Coffin, what is going on? Those two creatures that took me from the Rainbow Dogs. They speak of taking me to you. What is going on?"
 * Death Coffin: "They were, some helpers. You see, Equestia has fallen victim of a terrorable tragity. A tragity that even Celestia has failed to stop."
 * Mana: "Tragity?"
 * Death Coffin: "Yes. A hidious monster named Tirek broken out of Tartarus, freed Tyranny and joined forces with a dark and terrorable immortal named Pitch Black, and togather, they created two monsterious fanactics named Ding and Jing, and attacked the Keyhole of Equestia and unleashed horrorable monsters!"
 * Mana: "That's horrorable! Equestia won't survive if what you said is true!"
 * Death Coffin: "Don't worry. Tirek, Tyranny, and Pitch were already defeated by local heroes. But it was Ding and Jing, the new evil masters of this madness, now threaten Equestia. But don't worry. Where even the Elements of Harmony had failed in, the return of the Alicorns shall succeed."
 * Mana: "You sure? But, I am kinda needed to help the Diamond Dogs of Bow-Wow purify their race after their former king had-"
 * Death Coffin: "And in good time, you will help them, but all effort with them would be for nought if those monsters destroy Equestia. That's why... I need you to trust me. I may have to be forced to use questionable magic to re-create your bodies. I need, that trust."
 * Mana: ".... Coffin, you have my full trust. Equestia truely is resting on your wings."
 * Death Coffin: "Thank you Mana.... I hug you if you weren't a spirit."
 * Mana: "And I wish there was something I can do to restore your true form."
 * Death Coffin: "Don't worry. I am my own ginni-pig. I'll test the questionable magic on myself. If it works, I'll begin restoring you and the other Alicorns, and then, we'll bring down Jing and Ding togather."
 * Mana: "I wish you the blessings of the creation Alicorns."
 * Death Coffin: "Thank you my love.... I long, for that kind of kindness."
 * Death Coffin left.
 * Cheepers was spliting the cards.
 * Cheepers: "Alright gentlemen. Name of the game, is Follow the Queen."
 * Injury: "What queen?"
 * Fear: "It's the name of the game, doofus! How, do you play exactly?"
 * Dog-John: (Sighs) You guys seriously have NO idea how this game goes?
 * Injury/Fear: No.
 * Dog-John: Well, it's simple actually. I...well...it's actually a lot of explanations. It's a card game involving betting and...
 * Dog-John:...And that pretty much sums it up. So are you up to it, or what?
 * Injury:...Well, I guess I could give it a try.
 * Cheepers: Great. Let's have a hand, then!
 * Death Coffin checked up on the Clock of Reality.
 * Death Coffin: ".... Good. Paradoxxious is kept as far away from Mana as possable."
 * Death Coffin left.
 * Death Coffin: "But, as a safety measure, in any event Jing and Ding can't bring themselves to defeat those idiot misfits, I think it's time for a certain security arrangement from the cave is placed here."
 * Death Coffin casted a spell on the castle, designing to make it that the lougers' most nastiest fears will come alive.
 * Death Coffin: And the best part, nobody in the entire UUniverses knows how to reverse this spell except me...except for the Sisters of Destiny and my henchmen, but that doesn't matter. Nothing is gonna ruin my plans....And I sure hope those idiots don't get out and reveal how to reverse the spell.
 * SpongeBob: (They fly the van over the Everfree Forest) Are you sure it's a good idea to fly over this place? What if they spot us?
 * Nightus: They won't. Once we enter the range of the Castle, we'll go into the canopy and land.
 * Icky: Death Coffin has magic, you know! He'll find us no matter how hard we try to hide.
 * Nightus: "Coffin likes to rely on tricks and deception. He's not one to directly seek out combat dispite being an accomplished warrior unless forced."
 * Pinkie Pie: "Hey guys, I just realised something.... What would stop Death Coffin from putting a fear curse on the old castle?"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Everyone realized)...How'd you come up with that, Pinkie?
 * Pinkie: I read the script.
 * Patrick: What script?
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself)
 * Heavenslight: Well, I'd actually like to thank Pinkie for thinking of that possibility.
 * Pinkie: Your very welcome, your grace.
 * Lord Shen: Well, perfect! You said that the way to reverse that spell is in the Old Castle. And with it blocked off by that exact same spell...we're sacked.
 * Pinkie: Why don't we just use those thief henchmen of his? If they can go through a spell, they are sure to know how to reverse the spell.
 * Skipper: BRILLIANT!!!
 * Heavenslight: Script?
 * Pinkie: Script.
 * Icky: I can assume you guys are going to use their own stupidity against them, but how will we dupe them into coming out into the open and beating the information we need out of them?
 * Twilight: We're not resorting to violence, Icky! Violence doesn't always solve problems.
 * Icky: Then how DO we do it, genius?
 * Twilight: (Walks up to Icky) Don't tempt me!
 * Icky: Sorry.
 * Twilight: And as for the plan, it's gonna require that we catch those guys by surprise. If they don't know we're onto them, they'll be easy to manipulate. But we're also bringing the risk of Death Coffin alerting them. So the best thing we can do is to distract Death Coffin.
 * Celestia: Good thinking. If Death Coffin is only intent on trickery and deception, and is so reliant on the spell alone, it would mean he would just do nothing but ensure that that spell is up. If he sees we're coming, he might alert the entire place.
 * Icky: "But question is... How do you make a chump out of a Death God? Or, any god at all for that matter? They're normally, the hardest beings to fool."