Sore About Soaring

Sore About Soaring is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Since molting, Spike is still getting used to his new wings as he has trouble using them. He pretty much crashes all over the place like Twilight in Season 4, reguardless of the Friendship Students' best attempts at helping him, including a new student friendship-loving dragon outcast exactly near Spike's age named Quartz. Spike ends up losing his cool and gives up, now deeming the wings to be display only! However, now spike has a problem in the form of an Ostrich from Dreamworks China in their africa, called The Winger, a powerful runner and speedy fighter that collects the wings of anything capable of flight but unable to do so to bring forth his deluded idea of revenge on how the flight capable oppressed the flight incapable, and views himself as a bringer of justice for the flightless since being bullied for his flightless nature. He now targets Spike because of him having wings and aims to use a forbidden Kung Fu technique known as the Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice, where a straight flat hand turns into a blade and slices off any limb of any opponent, even if they were wearing armor or if other attributes like them being gods or typically having very thick skin. The Winger is amoral to the fact that Spike is a child and still aims to remove his wings, of which wouldn't be bad for Spike not only for living without them, but for growing to hate them had it not been for the implications of having to be maimed to get rid of them, let alone the threat this clearly deluded maniac has to Equestria, for both flight-capable ponies and creature in all of Equestria and beyond, especially those who can't use them yet like Scootaloo, so Spike runs from the Winger into the Roc's territory again. Can the Lougers, the Main 7 and the Friendship Students be able to stand up to The Winger?

Chapter 1: Spike's New Wings/Meeting Quartz Fume and Cozy Glow
Equestria A montage of Spike crashing into random and crazy things later. Twilight's office. Flashback. Reality. Smolder's Location Quartz's Location Cozy Glow's Room
 * Lord Shen: (An adult Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku came out of the arriving van)... Well after YEARS of anticipation, KHIII is on the path of coming out, and after how we recovered from a druma that.... Both producers rather we keep quiet about, now my niece is all grown up.
 * Boy Sora: (Laughs) And she cleans up nice.
 * Kairi: (Giggles with a blush) You don't look so bad yourself.
 * Icky: Guys, this is SAFA. You know Scroopfan's touchy about Kairi's position.
 * Kairi: Oh I'm sorry, at this point I'm supposed to believe he doesn't want me being fetishized? Fetish and romantic scenes are two different things. Fetish is sexual obsession. Romance is genuine. Let's hope the producers get that now that it's been less than 10 years since the entire fan show started. We're all adults now.
 * ???: GANGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Spike crashed into the three while using his new wings)... Sorry.
 * Spyro:... And it seems Kairi's not the only one growing up.
 * SpongeBob: WHOA, SPIKE, YOU... YOU GOT WINGS?!?
 * Spike: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, is that what these growths are? Thanks, Captain Obvious."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well, young master Spike. You seem to process, a rather sour dispition. We would figure that you'd be thrilled with this step in your life."
 * Spike: "(Sighs).... I was. But you saw that, it wasn't for forever. I'm actselly crashing worse then Twilight, and I didn't even need to have a bad run with an angry Ice Tempest! Ya won't even believe HALF of the places I've been crashing into."
 * Spike: "And, I still regret, running into the Porguepine Dragon, head-first, by accsident. His scales took forever to remove in the ponyville hospital."
 * Spongebob: ".... Gee. That bad, huh?"
 * Spike: "Well look who's promoted to GENERAL obvious!? I used to think these wings are awesome, but, now..... They're a hinderence. As much of a great episode it was.... I wish it never happened. (Sat down sadly)."
 * Lord Shen: ".... (Sighs).... Young Dragon.... I understand the sadness of your situation..... Going through puberty, is, a difficult trial. It happens, to even the best of us. You'll come to cope with the change in due time."
 * Spike: "Easy for you to say. Ya didn't get giant tail feathers because of The Molt."
 * Icky: "The molt of what?"
 * Gilda: "It's actselly a magical metamorthisus Dragons in Equestria go through. See, Equestrian Dragons, were not initionally born with wings. They go through the molt to grow them. The thing is, it often comes with biological hiccups, like itchy scales, audio screw ups, violent fire burps, and smelling damn good to predators, which at the same time, smells DAMN HORRORABLE, to everyone else. Hence why Dragons have a tradition to boot their kids out when a molt begins."
 * Gazelle: "Isn't that abit cruel?"
 * Gilda: "Hey do keep in mind, it's mainly a wild dragon thing. The civie-dragons pretty much dumped that shit."
 * Gazelle: "Well it's just, wild or not, it's barbaric to leave growing children vulerable to the outside world!"
 * Gilda: "Chillax, it's not being done for the hell of it. It actselly has a surviveal based purpose. But maybe Twilight would explain it better."
 * Spike: "So your here for the school then? Well, ya came at a convinent time, we're getting new students today."
 * Bill: Ugh! You guys go on without me. (He wants itchy) Ugh! Spike's not the only recent reptile molting. (His skin was shedding off into small pieces)
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh dear, skin-shedding season. Any reptile's most inconvinent time. (Starts feeling itchy).... And already it shows!"
 * Lola: Oh no, not again! (Itches)
 * Smolder: (Appears above) Heh, you normal reptiles have it good. Dragon molting is much more intense. All you do is peel and itch. All WE do is peel and itch, AND get uncontrollable flame glands, an acrid smell, and laryngitis.
 * Spike: And apparently the parents of the molting dragon kick out their own child. The smell tends to attract predators.
 * Gazelle: (Gasps) That's awful!!
 * Lord Shen: Agreed. I'm starting to see why you dragons act so aggressive.
 * Smolder: "Well yeah. What, did you think we were just doing it because we thought it was cool and badass?"
 * Icky: "Or toxic mascalenity."
 * Gilda: "Or both."
 * Phil: Ember said it was because you were adapting in a world of cruelty and hardship.
 * Smolder: That's one of the understandable reasons... Scratch that, it's the BIGGEST reason. But the Molt Effect has been around since before we first left our homeland. Dragons will do anything to prepare their children for a cruel world. My brother didn't exactly take his disowning well and neither did I. But when you really think about it, it's how we let our children go. Most dragons tend to survive on their own anyway.
 * Gazelle: It's not exactly fair to chock it up to statistics. Even animals aren't that cruel when letting their offspring leave the nest.
 * Smolder: Lady, you don't know the first thing about how we dragons survive. If you got to know us like that cool Flash Magnus pony did, then you'll understand. If you want to understand, why not just ask him, hmm? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm supposed to help organize the welcoming of new dragon student. Ember has been biting my tail off about it. Break a leg, Spike. (She flew away)
 * Gazelle: ".... How can dragons here be so comfertable to such an outmoded tradition?"
 * Icky: "Alot of anti-death penalty folks ask the same thing to the useage of capital punishment. But it's as simple as, it's their thing. You have to remember that Ember's dragons are the wild kind, they're obviously gonna have some things that look backwords and crazy to us."
 * Gazelle: It just feels so... Cruel.
 * Duke: G, do you always have to be so socialist? Can't you just accept something for once? These dragons seem comfortable enough about it. Just let them have their thing, okay?
 * Gazelle: (Sighs) Okay. But I still feel off about this.
 * Icky: "So, you said you were preparing for "A" Dragon Student? Why aren't you having them in droves?"
 * Spike: "..... Let's remember that these are DRAGONS we're talking about? You can only get so many dragons interested in friendship with the school."
 * Icky: ".... So, this is a, "Get what you can get" Sort've dealio?"
 * Spike: "Yeah, alot of dragons became SUPER-skeptic about the school thanks to the Neighsay mess."
 * Gazelle: "Ugh, hate it when a racist's actions are a reason why things move slowly."
 * Spike: "Aw don't worry. Look at it this way. At least we're taking in students nice and slowly, rather then to get them crazily quick, espeically since we don't have a group like the E.E.A. backing us, minus that we may not really need them given the attatudes they had."
 * Iago: "Well, yeah, in a practical sense, I see what ya mean. Ya don't wanna over-wealm the teachers with a mess of new faces too soon."
 * Spike: "Exactly. Besides, when the school starts to get more students as we progress in the rate that we go, and when we don't face too many problems from Neighsay and/or other less then glamourious E.E.A. members, that might change soon enough."
 * Kowalski: He has a point. So where is this new student?
 * Spike: Well like Smolder said, she's going to give her the tour. Should be a nice way to warm up.
 * Icky: "Oh, I've been meaning to ask. Whatever happened to that Crossword dude from.... An episode we're not in the current position to talk about for a good while."
 * Spike: "Unfortunately, he turned out to be not really for Otherworlders to be apart from the school, even if it's only Electross for the time being. And that's a real shame too, cause he was willing to give the school a chance until he saw Electross."
 * Iago: "So what happened to the guy?"
 * Spike: "Well, tecnecally, he didn't do anything wrong, minus, what happened with your game that you guys don't wanna speak too much about, so, we just let him go. He was otherwise, harmless."
 * Tigress: "May we see Sparkle?"
 * Spike: "Sure. She's talking to Ember about private matters."
 * Ember: "Let me get this straight. You wanna have a talk with the Dragon Committe, about the Molt Effect."
 * Twilight: "Well, yes. I have concerns that this tradition is behind why dragons are, what they are. And behind why you only managed to get over two students for the school, Smolder and the new arrival."
 * Ember: "Ugh, let me guess, the think the molt effect's "Cruel and unusual". Ugh, ya see, this is why Wild Dragons like to stay clear of pony areas, you ponies have a bad hapit of looking at the negitives while not being practical. The Molt Effect has a historic reasoning behind it then just, doing it, just because."
 * Twilight: "I'm listening."
 * Ember: "To put it simply, it was because of what occured with the first dragon to ever have gone through the molt."
 * (Ember): "There was once a time, where dragons didn't kicked their kids out when they get their wings. Molts back then didn't acted so intense as they do now. Families and bonds were so much greater.... But then, came the day that the first baby dragon, exspeared a new kind of molt.... He started to exspearience the problems Spike put up with, itchy scales, volume mishaps, uncontrol flame bursts, and the most troublesome of them all, the smell. The dragon smelled horrorable around others, but the only ones who weren't bothered, were Hydras, Tetzlworms, and Rocs, who rotinely attacked the dragons over the dragon who is going through his molt. But sometimes, they went after other dragon kids who weren't even the reason why they were there, just because! The attacks proved too much. So the elders have decreed that Dragons in molt, have to be kicked out to grow on their own. Thus, the first dragon was booted out, and the dragon community was allowed to florished from it ever since.
 * Ember: "The tradition is a means for survival just like our knowledge of this cruel world, Sparkle. It wasn't meant to be cruel to our kids, it was a matter of surviveal."
 * Twilight: "... I understand that, but Smolder told Spike that the same thing would've happened to him with me. Spike was given the impression that I would've just mindlessly abandoned him because of what he was going through. You KNOW he fears that more than anything."
 * Ember: "Look, I'm sorry about that, that's just Smolder not exactly getting ponies yet. That's kinda why she's here. Among other reasons."
 * Twilight: "I'm just worried that this tradition is one of the many reasons behind why dragons are so aggressive. And it could be why it's so difficult to get more then 1 at the time to come to this school."
 * Ember: "Ya know, that could just be as much be because that Neighsay d*** left a bad taste in their mouths."
 * Twilight: "Then answer me this, Ember. How did YOU feel about Torch kicking you out because you went through the molt? (Ember got angry as Twilight regretted her words).... Sorry, that was too personal! (Nerviously)...."
 * Ember:... (Takes deep breath)... Careful when you talk about that, Sparks, that's personal terratory your crossing..... (Sighs)..... That being said..... I decided to avoid that drama ahead of time when I started itching, by running away from Dad's cave. I didn't wanted to burden him with constant attacks from hydras, tetz, rocs, and other nasty baby dragon eaters.... Ya know Sparkle..... I get what your trying to say now. I can't promise miracles, because trust me, those committee dragons are REAL DIEHARDS for tradition, but, I'll see about having them talk with you about the Molt Effect, and, how you likely want that to stop. But keep in mind, they are stubbernly resistant about making changes, to even fellow dragons, INCLUDING me and Drakesis, even more so to the civies from Drakesis' terf, so I can safely bet it's actselly even more so, when a PONY talks to them about it, even if they were like Celestia!"
 * Twilight: "It's okay Ember. The impourent thing now is to get talks going. We'll worry about getting them to listen when it comes."
 * Ember: "Well, ya kinda have to remember that the tradtion is surviveal based, so, don't expect them to just give in about this, okay? Especailly not some of my dad's old friends, like Spine-Butt. They're ESPECIALLY rough on ponies. But, I'll do what I can to get them to even think about having a meeting with you. Just, don't expect miricles with them, okay?"
 * Twilight: Thank you.
 * Ember: Best I can do. Now how about you go meet up with Smolder and the new meat? The little one would like to meet the headmistress herself. Heads up, she's almost past Spike's age and she's very shy. Break a leg. (She flies away)
 * Smolder: (With a young purplish dragon) And there's the pond. Beneath is the underwater park where amphibious beings hang out. (Muttering to her) And the private make out area for my buds Sandbar and Shore. (Chuckles), those two are like a romance story came to life.
 * Young Dragon: I, did not need to know 'bout that, thank you very much.
 * Smolder: You're welcome. I usually take bets on how long Sandy can stay underwater kissing Shore before his lungs begin to collapse. I win the most of them. But lucky it won't happen to me as an adolescent dragon whose amphibious nature had JUST sprouted. Sadly, based on what I heard, you've got a long way to go.
 * Young Dragon: Please don't point out anything about my puberty.
 * Smolder: Yeah, Balista told me how sensitive you were about your wings. But hey, that's like saying you don't want to be a dragon. And being a dragon is awesome!
 * Young Dragon: Not when it means I'm expected to grow up to be a ruthless aggressive bully.
 * Smolder:... La-dee-dah, somedragon's going to get laid in graduation. Kinda not a surprise why dragons have issues with you.
 * Young Dragon: "Among other reasons."
 * Smolder: "But chillax, this place is great. And the teachers are awesome. Espeically that nutty professor from science class. (A girly scream was heard!).... Speak of the devil."
 * Igmar was seen running as his skin was heavily burning as he kept shedding!
 * Igmar: "PROFESSOR, YOU MADE MY SHEDDING WORSE?!"
 * Professor Buzzord arrived with Ocellus holding a kooky raygun machine.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh my, uh, most great apologies, Igmar. My Shed-Exsellarator ray must obviously have some uh, kinks, to work out."
 * Ocellus: "(Looks at a themonitor) Actselly sir, it was left on being too high."
 * Professor Buzzord looks at that.
 * Professor Buzzord: "...... That's queer. I could've sworn it was it was set to 50%. (Tests the dial and found out it was loose).... Well, poopy. Turns out the silly dial was loose. It ended up getting to 100% by when the machine turned on. Now poor Igmar is going through a life-time of skin shedding for his naterol reptile life. Ocellus, as my number one assitent, can you help me fix this after class?"
 * Ocellus: "I'd, be flattered, professor."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Wait, I thought your name was Ocellus. (Smolder and the Young Dragon laughed!). Oh, Miss Smolder. Good to see your in a delightful mood. And that would be the new student I presume?"
 * Young Dragon: Yeah. Quartz Fume.
 * Buzzord: Well, as you can see, I'm too busy. I just ended up putting Igmar here in neverending molting. If I don't have it fixed as soon as possible, his skin might die entirely and he'll be a walking figure of muscle.
 * Igmar: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Kurtle showed up.
 * Kurtle: "Oh don't worry Igs. He said "Might"."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh yes Igmar, it's PURELY theroretical!"
 * Igmar: "ALOT OF THINGS YOU CREATED ARE THERORETICAL?! WHAT IF IT'S TRUE AND I END UP BEING WALKING MUSLE?!"
 * Buzzord: "Well, in tecnecally would you still be alive, but exposed musles would become gravely more stressed and be at risk of puting you in a state of shock."
 * Smolder: "Also, the smell of exposed meat would REALLY make predators go WILD for you."
 * Igmar: ".... PROFESSOR, PLEASE FIX THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Calm down, calm down, I just need to set the machine in reverse and-"
 * Igmar: "FORGIVE MY RUDENESS SIR, BUT I HAVE LITTLE TRUST IN THAT CRAZY DEVICE NOW?! JUST TAKE ME TO A HEALER TO CURE THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Well the best one avaluable at the moment since we don't have a school nurse yet is that Meadowbrooks pony, but she might be more capable to handle naterol aliments, not really artifical ones."
 * Igmar: "SHE'S OUR BEST SHOT, SIR?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!"
 * Twilight's voice: "What's going on here!? What's with the screaming!"
 * Twilight showed up and saw Igmar rampently shedding!
 * Twilight: "AHHH!? I know it's a season for reptiles to be shedding their skin, but goodness to Celestia, it's not usually THIS BAD?!... (Sees the Professor)...... (Deadpanned) Buzzord...... What did you do this time?"
 * The Lougers arrived and saw Igmar's state.
 * Icky: "JESUS CHRIST?!"
 * Viper: "..... And I thought the reptile lougers had it bad."
 * Kurtle: "Up. Makes me glad to know that turtles don't shed skin...."
 * Fluttershy showed up.
 * Fluttershy: "Tecnecally, turtles do shed. Just not like other reptiles. While a turtle never actually leaves his shell, which is permanently fused to the rest of his body, a turtle may shed pieces of it periodically."
 * Twilight: "Ahem! Seriously, Buzzord, what happened?"
 * Buzzord: ".... Would you like the short-story or the full detailed one?"
 * Twilight: Short.
 * Buzzword: One of my devices put him in eternal molting and I need to get him back to normal before his skin dies and comes off.
 * Iago:... (Laughs) YOU F*****G IDIOT, I SAW YOU DO STUPID S***, BUT THAT RIGHT THERE TAKES THE CAKE!!!!
 * Igmar: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! That's the LAST time I ask the professor to quell my agitating shedding. HE JUST MADE IT AS WORSE AS IT CAN GET!!!
 * Twilight face-hooved.
 * Twilight: ".... Buzzord, I know I had promised to take it wasy on you when your inventions go crazy, but I need to ask you to put that to a minimum right now, espeically when we have two new students, Quartz, and a young Peryton princess! I want to make a decent of a first impression as possable for both, and Igmor having a shedding attack, is the oppisite of a good impression!"
 * Buzzord: "But alchourse, princess. I still need to have Igmar back to normal though, but he refused to let the machine fixed that."
 * Icky: "Likely because it started this fiasco."
 * Twilight: (Sighs) I got it. (She reverses the ailment immediately)... There.
 * Igmar:... You couldn't get rid of the molt entirely?
 * Twilight: Mister Igmar, I'm not good at every spell in the book. Plus, nature is like a runaway dump carriage. Hot, fast, and full of garbage.
 * Igmar: Eh?
 * Twilight: In simpler terms, nature can't be stopped!
 * Igmar: WHAJUBU, I NEVER SAID I WANTED IT STOPPED!!! I'M NOT GOING THROUGH PUBERTY HERE, IT'S MY FIFTH MOLT!!!! I WANTED SOMETHING LIKE GET RID OF ALL THE DEAD SKIN!!!! WHAT PART OF THAT CAN'T BE STOPPED, YOU STUPID MULE?!
 * Kurtle: IGMAR! THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO INSULT PEOPLE!!
 * Twilight: Wellll, here's the thing: molting can't be removed artificially. Dead skin only comes off when the new skin is ready.
 * Igmar: THEN USE YOUR MAGIC!!! GEEZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY INTUITION?!
 * Twilight: I can't make new skin as much as I can't make new hair. It has to come from something in the environment.
 * Igmar: Okay, you seriously have no idea how you can use basic magic, do you? Just accelerate my shedding!!!!
 * Twilight: I do that and it'd risk ripping your dermal system off completely, grave pain, or even tearing you apart.
 * Igmar:... What a joke. And I thought magic was all-powerful and didn't need to be explained, but that was a lot of explanation. These ponies suck at magic.
 * Kurtle: IGMAR, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?!
 * Igmar: What's up with me? WHAT IS UP WITH ME?!? I GET EMBARRASSED AND MOCKED FOR THIS MOLT, IT AGGRAVATES ME FOR THE LAST 19 HOURS, GOING TO BUZZKILL HERE ONLY MADE IT WORSE, AND JUST MAKING THE MOLT GET OVER WITH IS BEYOND THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAGICAL PRINCESS' POWER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T!!! (Itches madly) UGH, THIS MOLT IS KILLING ME!!!!!
 * Buzzord: ".... Sparkle, you need to pardon Igmar, he gets irritable when he sheds skin."
 * Savio: "(Scratches himself with tail) Well feelings' freaking mutual!"
 * Twilight: "Well, maybe it's best you just take him to your room and have him stay there."
 * Buzzord: "Alchourse, Kurtle, get Igmar out of here.... And some cream."
 * Kurtle took Igmar with him.
 * Buzzord: ".... I promise you, he'll come back around to deliver an apology personally."
 * Shenzi: He had better. That was way too far insulting her. I get that magic is limitless, but come on, casting it isn't. He can't expect his problems to be done with a quick spell.
 * Banzai: "Nor can he expect science to do it, appearently. At least, not doing it right anyway! (The Hyenas laughed!)."
 * Twilight: It's okay, actually. It's not the first time others in the school have criticized us.
 * Quartz: Well, I don't give a f*** what they say, you ponies are perfect.
 * Twilight: Hey, watch the language.
 * Quartz: Oh, uh, sorry. I keep forgetting that vulgarity isn't acceptable here. In the Dragon Lands, we have no obscenity. Some baby dragons' first words have been swear words and they are allowed to watch other dragons m********e or have sex.
 * Ed Otter: Well that is sadder than a shaved monkey without no tail.
 * Quartz: Kinda comes with being an aggressive race. Name's Quartz Fume.
 * Twilight: I know. Balista told me all about you. That's why your perfect for this school.
 * Quartz: "Well thanks."
 * Pinkie showed up spazticly as she cheered as inadvertingly freaked Quartz out!
 * Pinkie: "A NEW STUDENT?! GREAT! I can't wait to introduse you to ALL the other students! (Grabs Quartz and runs off with her before anyone can say anything!)....."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(While passing by) Pinkie Pie. So random, am I right? (Leaves)."
 * Twilight: "(Sighs). Pinkie is always so spaztastic when we meet new people here, like she did to Cozy Glow. That poor filly almost had a heart-attack."
 * Lord Shen: "Uh, yes, you see, Sparkle, that's among the things I had wished to talk about-"
 * Twilight: "I can only imagine what it would be like when the young Peryton princess gets here."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well since she's royalty, I bet she's gonna go all out and hire trumpent guys and turn her dorm-room into a throwneroom."
 * Lord Shen: "AHEM, Sparkle! (Twilight looks at Shen)..... I wanted to say that I wanted to talk to you about this, "Cozy Glow". When I had witnessed her debute appearence, I had this, odd feeling about her. She felt, too coincidental to just randomly end up being a help to the Crusaders being able to become tuters in the school. I have, suspitions with the child."
 * Twilight: "(Confused) Your, suspicious, of a little filly?"
 * Shrek: Yeah, I get certain vibes from her too. I mean, they met her randomly crying right next to their clubhouse as if she WANTED them to notice. Not to mention her cutie mark, is a chess rook. Don't you find that a WEE bit suspicious?
 * Twilight:... I feel you're reading too much into that.
 * Lord Shen: "Look, I just wish to have a conversation with the young one, to set some concerns straight."
 * Twilight: "Well, as much as it's weird you feel uncomfertable about a little filly, if it concerns you, then I'll take you to see Cozy right now."
 * Lord Shen: "Splended, Sparkle."
 * Pinkie appeared with Quartz into a room where a celebration was takening place with a banner that read "Welcome newcomer!"
 * Quartz: "By the flaming breath of Torch!"
 * Pinkie: WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!
 * New Changeling: (Laughs) Still funny when you say it out loud.
 * Pinkie: Gaster? What did we say about being a bad influence to new students?
 * New Changeling (Gaster): Ughhhh, to not to, or, whatever. Oh why ya need me to take it easy on the new meat? She's gonna be treated roughly anyway. I mean, she's BARELY older then Spike, and he got the wings recently!
 * Quartz:... You do know we dragons have no sense of vulgarity and we bully as a sign of bringing out the toughest in us, right?
 * Gaster: So, is THAT what Professor Egghead was trying to say? I couldn't speak dorkinese. All I heard was, (Shapeshifts into Rainbow Dash) HEY, I'M PROFESSOR EGGHEAD! I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL, BUT I WORK IN ONE ANYWAY! (Much of the students laugh)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Flying in) I don't even sound like that. And for that matter, if ya ain't gonna be cool about this, ya may as well go do your own thing!
 * Gaster: Tch, Whatever. This party's full of killjoys anway. (Buzzes away)
 * Pinkie:...... Yeah, Gaster is a recent addition. Thorax said he is socially unstable and needs friends, and thus he was directed at our door by pharynx, who's otherwise not too bothered by how "New Drone 19" has been acting out.
 * Quartz: "Well if this Pharynx guy likes him as he is, then why is he here?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Let's just say we know a certain enemy that would LOVE how much of a jerk that kid is and would use that against Thorax. He kinda has to be here to find that perfect balence of being a badass, but being a good one."
 * Quartz: "Well, I hope he doesn't get too rough to this other new student I heard about. I hear talk that she's, a princess of sorts?"
 * Fluttershy: "(Shows up) Well, sort've. She's actselly a younger sister of a famous Peryton Princess Named Princess Prominade of the Peryton kingdom in the Deerlands."
 * Gallus: "Perytons? They're like these, flying deer creatures, right?"
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Princess Promenade'? Is that SERIOUSLY a nod to an early MLP generation?
 * Applejack: THAT'S what you choose to focus on? Really?
 * Scroopfan: "IT'S A PURE ACCSIDENTAL COWINIDENCE?! THE NAME IS MEANT TO SYMBOLISED HOW OVER-CELEBRATED SHE IS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay, chill! The name gave me a wrong idea, okay?! Sheesh."
 * Applejack: And yes. Perytons are the deer equivalent of Pegasi.
 * Ocellus: What about their version of unicorns?
 * Applejack: Apparently they don't have any. They really don't need horns to use magic.
 * Quartz: Well I hope she's nice.
 * Fluttershy: "The young sister, oh most diffently. Promenade? Well, she's nice, but.... Easily confused."
 * Quartz: "How exactly so?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well.... She's often annoying, needy, picky, and incredibly full of herself.... Or so I've heard."
 * Quartz: What?
 * Fluttershy: "Erm, well, let's just say, her parents like to treat her more speical then she already is as a princes, and-"
 * Rainbow Dash: SHE'S GOT ADHD AND AUTISM!!!!!!
 * Everyone: WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well how would you say it?!
 * Rarity: It's called tact!
 * Rainbow Dash: You mean that thing Gilda said was 'nice time-wasting lying'?
 * Gallus: Heh, she said that to me too.
 * Rarity: Ugh, you are so-
 * Rainbow Dash: What? Insensitive? Snobby? Arrogant? Self-Absorbed?
 * Rarity: How about all of the above?
 * Yona: HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD IIIIIT, CREEAATTUURREEE FRIIIEEENNDS!!!!...... (Takes deep breath)...... Are we really going to argue like this? In front of the newbie like this no less?
 * Rarity: Well it's not our fault Rainbow Dash was insensitive. That's exactly why her adopted sister got banned from the show for a brief moment.
 * Yona: YONA DON'T CARE ABOUT BAD COMMENTS!!! ARGUMENT ENDS!!!!!... So glad Uncle Yakbrain wasn't here to hear me in the canon-voice.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yona, if you keep bringing up Yakbrain every time you use your canon speech, it'll be really redundant.
 * Yona: Yeah, probably. Now, if we're all quite done here, can we get this little tyke to her room?
 * Rarity: "Perhaps that's for the best."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Fair enough. So glad Twilight wasn't here for that."
 * Applejack: "And your lucky we'll be generous enough to keep quiet about it. But you have to remember some tact with Princess Promenade shows up. Her head may not work properly, but her parents, the king and queen of Perytons King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia, are very sensitive about her well-being, even more so since Promenade's the heir to the throne."
 * Gaster: "(Was seen leaning on the doorway) An autistic flying deer in charge of a kingdom? Don't see how THAT can go wrong! (Laughs)"
 * Pinkie quickly got up to him and gave him a serious stern face!
 * Pinkie: "Okay, Mr. Party Pooper, you DEFINITELY need to see Starlight about your attatude!"
 * Gaster: "Oh, you mean Stalin Pony?"
 * Pinkie gasped!
 * Pinkie: "NOT COOL USING A STARLIGHT SLUR AT HER, YOUNG MAN?! NO WONDER THORAX HAD HIS BROTHER TAKE YOU HERE RIGHT BEFORE THE VI-TOR THING HAPPENED?!"
 * Gaster: "Well come on, didn't she started out messing with cutie mark communisum or what?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Didn't YOU accidentally kill your own brothers? (Gaster was shocked)... Yeah, p'wned you real good, didn't I- (Gaster turns into a D&D Gloomwing and attacks her) AAAH!!!!
 * Gaster: HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY BROTHERS?!? THEY WERE GOOD CHANGELINGS!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Holding off his chelicerae) AAAHHHHH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I TAKE IT BACK!!!! (Gaster changes back)... But your comment about Starlight was still uncalled for.
 * Gaster: "SAYS THE PONY THAT BROUGHT MY BROTHERS INTO THIS?! (BUZZED OFF ANGERLY?!)...."
 * Rarity: ".... You see Rainbow..... This is what we meant, about tact."
 * Quartz: "...... Do, I even wanna know?"
 * Gallus: "Trust me, it's personal stuff and he doesn't like it when we talk about it. But, we'll worry about it when it's approbeate."
 * The group started to lead Quartz away.
 * Pinkie: FYI, if I wasn't such a nice mare, and that if I was encharged, I'd have that Gaster guy expelled and/or suspended depending on my mood.
 * Applejacks: "Gosh, Pinkie. That sounded abit unlike you."
 * Pinkie: "I know, but that Gaster was Old Gilda levels of mean."
 * Quartz: (Sighs) I'm going to fit in, I can really tell.
 * Cozy was seen alone, building a strange magic-powered artifact, that turned into a magic mirror and turned into a magical communicator as it showed a mysterious figure.
 * ???: "Cozy! About time you called up?! What do you have to report?"
 * Cozy: "(More serious then what she was in the episode) Chill down, will you? It wasn't easy to be inconpicuious here, ya know. Not after the druma you forced me to have with those Crusader fillies who... I have to admit, they were abit nice to me, but ya know, I was lucky those three were too trusting and nice to ever question convinence. Like, not even Rarity's sister, who's usually the smarter one, never stopped and think "Hey, what's she doing all the way out here crying and not being consoled by Starlight or Fluttershy" or crud like that! I mean, how trusting can ya get if you never question convinence! Heck, they never called me out when you had me intentionally flunk that easy as balls test that must've made me look like an absolute retard to everyone else! Ya know, sis, I do NOT get your needlessly elaberated plans and such, I mean, WHY did I needed to do this druma?!"
 * ???: "Ughhh..... Sister, it was so it can be used as evidence for any E.E.A. member to utilised.... If any of those feeble minded twats can get to that info."
 * Cozy: ".... Ya know, sister, it ain't like Sparkle is doing bad things to people. I mean, wasn't this school founded as means to counter Storm King-like Threats or crud like that?"
 * ???: "FOCUS, CONFOUND IT?! I wanted you to spy on this school for a REASON!"
 * Cozy: "(Annoyed) That being."
 * ??? It's as simple as because I am STRONGLY against SPARKLE?! Twilight is no more deserving being Princess of Friendship, then a mentally disabled derpy-eyed pony is! (Derpy was seen outside of Cozy's room, having heard that, and sighing sadly from that and left) On top of that, she doesn't deserve friends like them. She claims to be a smart valedictorian and yet deteriorated that for having an antisocial phase to where she needed friendship lessons, AND became a bookworm who didn't know to not judge a book by it's cover, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP!! She has a selfish sense of pride and self-entitlement.
 * Cozy: "No offence sis, but, you're not exactly being Miss Improvement yourself."
 * ???: SHUT UP?! She completely underestimates the closest ponies around her to the detriment of her life, and she does things she knows is wrong just for her own problems and title. That's why I should have that title.
 * Cozy: "Ya know, realisiticly, saying you want it because you said you can do better ironicly only makes it even more appearent that your NOT good for it."
 * ???: "..... You just can't let me enjoy my hubris, can't you?"
 * Cozy: "Well YOU didn't let me enjoy a good life! So I say, evens steven! (Razberries!)."
 * ???: "DON'T STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE FART NOSES AT ME, YOUNG LADY?!"
 * Cozy: "WELL MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP HAVING A LADY-HATE-BONER FOR TWILIGHT?! She probuly doesn't even realised you exist?! So can't ya drop it and go make friends already?!"
 * ???: BAH! I don't have friends, and I don't need any. I only know friendship. And that knowledge was ignored.
 * Cozy: "Isn't that abit ironic that you know friendship, yet ya don't practice it?"
 * ???: "I..... Shut up! Knowing friendship is much less burdensome than having them."
 * Cozy: "You know about friendship, and want exactly what Twilight has.... Yet paradoxically you don't partically CARE for having friends..... Do I smell hypocrisy?"
 * ???: "I ONLY THINK ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WHEN THEY AREN'T A LIABILITY!!! UGH, YOUR MISSING THE POINT, YOU BRAT!! She stole the glory that should've been mine! The Princess of Friendship title, relieable friends, adulation, outstanding achievements, her own school!? That all should've been mine!"
 * Cozy: "Sis, your litterally the worse ever pony to ever have ANY of those things. Celestia would've looked like a complete idiot if she picked you for being a princess of friendship, yet doesn't practices what she preaches! That would've made you a false alicorn!"
 * ???: "Cozy, at least, HUMOR ME HERE?! Are you at least in position about finding any valuable secrets in this place?!"
 * Cozy: "Ughhhh. Yes already, I'm in the freaking school. But don't expect instint results because I HAVE MY OWN PRIORITES AND LIFE?! Look, if I find something impourent, I'll begrugdently tell you about it, okay?"
 * ???: "(Sighs), At least I can relie on your relucent desire for family to have you doing this at all. Do remember that we are family, Cozy. And if you want our family to be better then it actselly is, you work with me on this, okay?! Our chance to make the world of Equestria better in OUR way in on the line!"
 * Cozy: "I GET IT, YOU TOLD ME THAT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, SIS?! IT'S SO ANNOYING IT MAKES ME WANNA-"
 * Twilight's voice: "Cozy, is everything okay in there?"
 * Cozy freaked out and tossed the artifact to the wall that broke it back to pieces as they fell, which cozy quickly got to sweep them under her rug as Twilight opened the door.
 * Twilight: "Cozy, I heard you talking to, something. Is anything okay?"
 * Cozy: "(Sweet voice) AHEM! Oh, itw's owkay, I'm just w'talking to my imaginary fwriend."
 * Twilight: "(Gives a sympathic face) I see.... Well, I have some visitors that want to see you. They have, concerns they want to air out."
 * Cozy: ("AWWWW, F***?! I KNEW MY SISTER'S "BRILLIENT PLAN" WOULDN'T WORK IN THE LONG RUN?!")... Owkay. I'm listening.
 * Lord Shen: (He and the Lodgers arrived)... Hello... Ms. Cozy Glow.
 * Cozy:... Aren't ywo the Lodgers I heard a wot about?
 * Lord Shen:......
 * Chi Fu: Shen, are you entirely sure that this little one is up to something irksome?
 * Biyomon: Yeah. She doesn't look like she could hurt a fly.
 * Lord Shen: That's what they said about the Parasprites, and it ended in near disaster. I don't know if she could be possessed by something evil, or could be a relative and/or pawn for Neighsay, but, I'm having a hard time trusting her.
 * Cozy: "What's wot to twust?"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well first off, I have seen alot of young children here, and I have yet to meet alot of them that act this, near Gen 1 levels of cutsy apart from you! Also, I seen the episode, you randomly show up out of nowhere when the Crusaders were talking about wanting to be in the school, crying coswinidently loud enough for them to hear, and that you were struggling in this school, neverminding that it was buildt to help students with struggles, a guidence counciler, friendly and helpful teachers, students being encourage to be friends, in a SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, MIND YOU, and that after all what the Crusaders did to help you be better, YOU'D INTENTIONALLY SCREWED IT UP AND FRAMED THEM AS PRANKSTERS?!"
 * Twilight: "Whoa, calm down, Shen! She actselly meant that to make it look like the Crusaders were actselly BAD at friendship."
 * Lord Shen: "And then there's that! Your sudden buyer's remorse and quick willingness to convince your misdeed! Look, I can get behind you were trying to make them more worthy by making them look as incompident as Spongebob's driving skills or Squidward's mediocre clarinet music,"
 * Spongebob: "HEY?!"
 * Squidward: "... Mediocre?"
 * Lord Shen: "But it doesn't change the fact that, it all was cleaned up too smoothly. You didn't tried to hide it and allow the Crusaders to eventually try to investigate things or one of the students smelling something fishy. No! You resolved your own misdeed out of the blue. There's also the matter of how overly the top cute you are to near-gen 1 levels, your overly drumatic tendingices, and that suspiciously Elmer Fudd-like voice! But most of all, a rather inconsisent Rook Chess Piece cutie mark for what looks like the theme of a Shirly Temple Pony! Also, there's the matter that I don't seem to think that you appeared in the season 8 openner!"
 * Twilight: "I can justify that, Shen. She was a recent student before the events of "Marks for Effert". She was, quietly introdused. She asked against having fanfare."
 * Lord Shen: "Fair enough, but that opens up a can of worms on how that's quite queer as well!"
 * Cozy: "Erm, um, well, for the cutie mark, I, I was, from a family of ponies that weally wove chess?"
 * B.O.B.: "Well, there you go. She was from a family of chess enfusiests."
 * Lord Shen: ".... I can't neither conjure up evidence to disprove, nor support it. But do be noted that I will ask Celestia about this, later. Now, about the other things, why did you happened to be in Sweet Apple Acres, miles away from the actual school and not seeking out Starlight's aide?"
 * Cozy: "I, wanted a private place to cry, because, the swool was too pwublic."
 * Icky: "Welp, there ya go, Shen. She deemed an apple farm a more private place to cry her eyes out then doing it in front of folks. It's classic anxity problems 101."
 * Lord Shen: "... Again, neither disprovable, nor supportable. But there's still one thing..... If your thing is that your shy, why were you so quick to confess what you had done, and not act more realisticly and kept quiet?"
 * Cozy: ".... Because I wame to wike the Cwusaders enough to wo so. They were the wicest ponies in a wong wime wor me."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... Sir, I think you may've over-reacted again. I mean, MLP:FIM does have a history of randomly making characters appear from nowhere, I mean, just ask Twilight and her suddenly appearing brother or how Maud became a thing even when she wasn't in Pinkie's cutie mark story."
 * Dr. Cockroach: Although, even Elmer Fudd didn't have random W's put in his words. Wame? Wice? Wong wime wor me? He only had Rs and Ls replaced. I'm starting to think she's faking it.
 * Cozy: Wi'm wot waking wit.
 * Dr. Cockroach: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH AT THIS POINT!!!!
 * Cozy: Ugh, take a joke, wiw you?
 * Shenzi: It's not a joke, and this ain't no game of chess. It's OUR game of chess.
 * Lord Shen: We're still onto you, Miss Glow. This rook will not go straight to the king in this game. We'll be watching you.
 * Cozy: And, hyptheticwy, if I WAS evil, how wiw you do that? Plus, it seems fweaky watching a filly.
 * Kaa:... She has a point.
 * Cozy: And wiw you even watch me in the bathwoom? Seems like a good pwace to be free a'surveiwance.
 * Kaa:... ALSO a good point.
 * Lord Shen: ".... Young one, NOT a litteral eye, I meant that we will be kept posted on any strange behavior you do."
 * Twilight: "Okay Shen, I think you made your point. How's about you guys go and get re-aquitented with the students? (The Lougers leave, but Shen keeping a firm eye on Cozy until out of side.)...... I'm sorry about them, Cozy. You kinda need to understand that the school, had a rough start with a disbanned education organisation. They only meant for Equestria's safety."
 * Cozy: "I know. Whey only wan to welp."
 * Twilight: "Now, Cozy, try not to worry about Shen too much. He's been known to be over-cautious. He got that from years of protecting Kairi from many enemies. He can get.... Over-cautious. He'll ease up on you with time. (Leaves the room as well)....."
 * Cozy waits to make sure she was completely alone.....
 * Cozy: "..... (Normal voice) Ugh, finally! For once, I'm glad to be alone and miserable..... And from what that bugman said, I really need to work on my innosence accent. (Gets the artifact back from the carpet, puts it back togather again and gets the silluetted figure again.) Ya know sis, you are very lucky that I know how to get out of bad scrapes! Because there were people that were suspitious! And, they don't even look liked that, at least a majority, are in the same freakin' universe as Equestria!"
 * ???: "Ugh, of course. The Lougers get involved."
 * Cozy: "Ya do realised this puts a dent to your "Brillient Plans", sis!"
 * ???: "Oh come now, Cozy! It was ineditable that they would come across you! It's no serious problem. Only commence work when the Misfits aren't looking or around. Simple, as that."
 * Cozy: "Ugh, easier said then done. I can't exactly predict when those aliens would show up! Equestria is among their most visited worlds! We have a tragic problem, with having threats every 6 seconds!"
 * ???: "Look, it's likely they're only gonna be here to see the new students, I mean, the chance of another new threat popping up are a bazillion to one!"
 * Cozy: "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ya freakin' jinxed it!"

Chapter 2: A Peryton Princess Harmed/Spike Meets Quartz
A Road In Everfree Prop Closet Flashback
 * Two misfited Snips and Snails-like Deer are seen pulling a regel chariot.
 * Inside, two Peryton sisters were seen, an older one was seen admiring herself to a personal mirror carried by a personal toadie while the youngest just pouted and rolled her eyes at her.
 * Older Sister: "Who's the prettiest and sexiest Peryton Princess? I am! Because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Younger Sister: "Ugggghhhh! Ya know, you're almost like that Pink Alicorn from Mad Munchkin, but somehow, twice as annoying."
 * Deer #1: (Overhearing it) I think she means Mary Sue. Oh, she's funny!
 * Deer #2: But also annoying. That's the point.
 * Princess Prominade: "(Still admiring herself).... Wait, what was that again sis?"
 * Awkword drum sound was heard.
 * Prominade's toadie: "..... Uh, Princess? Maybe, ask Princess Skyceria about her feelings about going to school?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Mooseworth, you're suppose to be my mirror guy, ya don't speak unless I permit you!.... Or if you ask nicely."
 * Mooseworth: "..... Then may I speak?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay!"
 * Mooseworth: "Well, as I previously said, maybe talk with your little sister about the School of Friendship."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay! Wait, there's a school for how to be friendly? Isn't that something you can learn on your own? I mean, I know I didn't need a redundent school like that, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Mooseworth: "Ahem! If I may again, Mi'lady, the school may not be impourent for you, but it is to Skyceria, and, it would be nice if you show some interest for her."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh sure! Wait, why does she need to go to a friendship school? Ohhhhh, is she being a jerk to everyone?"
 * Mooseworth: ".... (Quietly) Oh dear Alicorn gods, why must the king and queen of the Perytons birth an imbacile like her? (Openly) If I may again, Princess Prominade, it's not a matter of her being unpleasent that's the issue. It's because she wants to learn friendship to understand how to atthive a better relationship with you."
 * Princess Prominade: "D'awwwwwwwwww, that's sweet, but she doesn't need to, because I get along with everybody, because I'm Princess Prominade! Everyone already likes me!"
 * Mooseworth: "(Facehoof's fruststraightedly).... JUST, ASK YOUR SISTER?!..... If I may speak again, that is."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay okay, don't get your antlers in a twist, even though that's like physically impossable, because they're made of like, bone or stuff like that, and- (Mooseworth cleared his throat in annoyence!).... Oh, right. (To Skyceria) So, sis.... Are you going to the school because you were being a jerk?"
 * Mooseworth facehoof's epicly as he moose groans in frustraightion!
 * Skyceria: "(Sighs). No, Prominade, I am not going there for being a jerk. I'm going there because I hope that by learning friendship, I would get us closer togather."
 * Princess Prominade: "But we're both already close."
 * Skyceria: "(Shakes her head in bewilderment)...... No, stupid! I meant closer as sisters! I litterally live under your shadow, our people barely even realise I'm a thing! I need this school to atthive that!"
 * Princess Prominade: "Well why not go to a Sisterhood School instead of a Friendship one? Or, would that be redundent too, (Skyceria and Mooseworth both groan in fruststraightion), since Sisterhood is something you learn at home and-"
 * The Chariot felt like it stopped to a screeching halt!
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Ohhhh! Are we there now?"
 * Mooseworth: "Wait, actselly, that felt to soon. I still feel like we're not there yet."
 * Princess Prominade looks out and sees that they're still in Everfree.
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Okay, unless the ponyvillains are giving us Deerlandian folk a proper welcome by having trees everywhere, this is CLEARLY not Ponyville! Where's the eyesore castle of Twilight Sprinkles that looks like a giant tree for some silly reason? I could've settled for even something as goofy as a pink pony appearing from nowhere and shouting "SURPRISE" at me! I would've even settle for a small fanfare welcoming community! Any attention at all, really!"
 * Mooseworth: "Uh, Princess, do remember that Everfree isn't exactly a safe place."
 * Princess Prominade: "(Gets off) Nahhhhh, it may be a forest filled with scary monsters and dark world-shattering forbodding secrets, but a forest's a forest. And we deers are FRIENDS to forestses..... Uh, Foresti...... Forelitlia? Forestluna? Uh, duh, BAH, point is, we deer and deer folk and forests are TIGHT, homey!"
 * Skyceria: "(Deadpan) Why did you say that as if that was a completely normal sentence?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Aw hush up, I'm just gonna make extreme demands to our clearly dummy chariot draggers and get us to ponyville way faster, because I'm Princess Prominade! (Gets to the duo) BUSH?! TWIG?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YA LAZY GOOD-FER-NOTHINGS!? YOU DO NOT MAKE PRINCESS PROMINADE LATE FOR ANYTHING?!"
 * Bush (Fat deer) Uh, sorry Princess, it's just, we saw something run by us really, really, REALLY fast?! It scared us to a quick halt?!"
 * Twig (Skinny deer): "Duh, yeah! It was like, a De-man!"
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Pretty sure ya meant to say "De-Mon", but don't be rediculious! The worse you typically have to worry about in these woods is hostile mythic creatures or un-naterol almagnations beyond anyone's reasonable sense of logic. Maybe the occational Parasite Oak. Or as some people like to call them, "Rape Trees", I mean, that's REALLY immature! And I say so, because I'm Princess Prominade."
 * Bush: ".... I, don't think that actselly helps us out too much."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh would you two dummies relax? We're from the deerlands, we're friend with nature, it's like, our arbatary gimmick or something."
 * Twig: "That's the thing. That thing, felt like he didn't belonged here."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh don't be such big babies, (A figure slowly walked out seveal feet away from the chariot as the duo looked in fear), we can befriend pretty much any creature in these woods! I have yet to be unable to befriend anything or anyone, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * ??? (The Figure): "(Thick, Old African Voice) Care to test that proclimation, winged demon?"
 * A green glow appeared Princess Prominade as she looked in surprise, and looks mystifived like a deer in Headlights.....
 * Princess Prominade: "..... (Dazed) Ohhhhh, shiny..... I like shiny! (Bounces torwords the figure)."
 * Mooseworth stuck his head out as did Skyceria!
 * Mooseworth: "PRINCESS, DON'T?!"
 * Skyceria: "SIS?! STOP?! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DON'T BE SO STUPIDLY RETARDED?! WHO OR WHATEVER THAT IS, DON'T APPROUCH IT?!"
 * Princess Prominade: "I can't help it, it's so beautiful.... (Momentarly back to normal) And I know beauty, because I'm beautiful too, cause I'm Princess Pro- (The Figure Rapidly kicked down Princess Prominade that turned her around and fall flat on her face!) OW?! WHAT THE- (The Figure stomps on her back to pin her)..... HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CHICKEN LEGS?!"
 * ???: "The "Big Idea"..... (Raises two blade-like apprentriges)..... Is justice. (Slices at Princess Prominade)"
 * In drumatic slow motion, the four present witnesses, the espeically drumatised Skyceria, looked in shock and horror as the now cleanly sliced off wings fell to the ground. The victim herself, Prominade, has entered a state of physical shock from the intensity of the pain she felt that she didn't even screamed as she fell unconjustus......
 * The figure turned it's blade arms into normal arms and hands, as the figure proceeded to pick up the perfectly sliced off to the root wings, exsamines them like a hunter to a well-earned prize.....
 * Figure: "Oh yes.... These wings are nothing like what I seen before. The black equine was right! Winged Demons exist, BEYOND my world! And I.... Need to cleanse the universe! Starting with this world, I will hunt down and collect ALL wings of the Flying Scurge, no matter the size or ferosity! Be they avian, bug, or creatures like the winged deer, or even Dragon, I will cleansed the universes of the soaring oppressors?! (Looks at the chariot, looks at Twig, Bush, Mooseworth for abit and wasn't gonna pay much mind, until he noticed Skyceria and saw that she had wings too, to Skyceria's fearful surprise)..... (Places the wings on his silluetted cloak).... First thing's first. (Brings back the blade appenridges)."
 * Mooseworth: "(Realises what is occuring). NO, WAIT PLEASE?! (Intervenes for Skyceria and stands between her and the figure) Princess Prominade was one thing, but, Skyceria's practicly a child! Any forced removeal of wings could kill her?!"
 * Figure: "Do not defend the winged demon! I don't wish to hurt the oppressed slaves of the Flying Devils!"
 * Mooseworth: "Sir, I will have you know that I am Majordomo AND caretaker of the royal daughters of the king and queen of the Peryton race of the Deerlands, and if you think I'm going to stand idlely by and let you harm children, you're mistaken sir! I will have you reported and- (The Figure points his blade arms at the wimpfully shrilling moose)!"
 * Figure: ".... You only live because I sympathe with a slave with misguided love for their flight slaver."
 * Mooseworth: "..... MISS SKYCERIA, SAVE YOURSELF- (Saw that Skyceria as already flying away, holding her sister's body with struggle)..... Well, she certainly thought ahead. A reshorseful girl she i- (The Blade arms got itches closer as Mooseworth yelped!)......"
 * The Figure growled......
 * Figure: "..... You realise alcourse that not only have you caused my prey to flee, but she was able to bring the fallen sky demon's husk to prove my existence here?! You have just made my sacred mission, MORE difficult?! I should just put you and the two chariot jockeys out of your miseries?! (Mooseworth, and the now scared Twig and Bush shiver in fear)..... (The Figure made the Blade arms vanish).... But it is not me to harm fellow non-flights. I will instead have you three come with me and redeem yourselves, and seek revenge against your flyer slave-masters! Or else I may have to make good of easing your suffering if you three are truely without reprouch."
 * The three cowerds shuddered and wimper in fear!
 * Mooseworth: "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of course, my liedge! We're, we're happy to serve! Right gentlemen?"
 * Twig: "Only so you won't hurt us!"
 * Bush: "We'll do anything?! Just don't kill us?!"
 * Figure: ".... Good..... Because cleansing the worlds of winged demons, esepically at my age, would be too daunting and too long of a task. I need to make myself practicly an immortal god to atthive this.... And I know of an anichent potion I learned from a legendary shaman of my tribe, that would help.... Tell me.... Do Phenoxes exist in this world? If so..... Where can I find a shaman like that of Africa?"
 * Mooseworth: "(Gulp), First of, yes, Phenoxes are of good supply here, secondly, if by "Af-a-Rica", you mean the Grasslands, and.... I, hear talk a ryming Zebra lives around here somewhere."
 * Figure: "..... Then, (Eyes glow green)..... Take me, to this Ryming Zebra......"
 * The trio gulped fearfully.
 * ???: Wow, did that lizard guy have sunburn and started peeling? (She notices Spike in the closet laying depressed)... Huh?... Hey, kid? You okay?
 * Spike: Ugh, not now, Cozy. I'm not in the mood to- (Sees her)... Oh. It's just the new kid.... Never did get your name.
 * Young Dragon: Quartz. Quartz Fume. I'm... Almost past your age....... Hey, aren't you Princess Twilight's dragon assistant?
 * Spike: Yeah?
 * Quartz: Well, Smolder told me about your molt you had recently. Must've been some early-life crisis you had, huh?
 * Spike:... You could say that. Since I got these wings, I have been having a hard time using them.
 * Quartz: Pbbsssh, tell me about it. I just had MY first molt last month. (Shows off her wings) It wasn't any easier for me either. Not helping that I was in a hell of a predicament.
 * Spike: Uh, can you ease off on the language?
 * Quartz: Nothing is profane in the Dragon Lands, remember? Heck, you've probably learned every cussword at this point. Even dragons like me have a hard time in lands where language is frowned upon. It's kinda in our aggressive nature. Point is, my molt last month got me kicked out of home, not just for the odor, but because I was... Shall we say... An oddball.
 * (Quartz): "You may've known about this overtly nice Changeling that became king?"
 * (Spike): "Well, yeah, that's Thorax."
 * (Quartz): "Well, I'm like him, but for dragon kind."
 * Quartz as a young dragon was seen admiring playing pony fillies from afar.
 * (Quartz): "I always felt like I was a pony trapped in a dragon's body."
 * The fillies found themselves in a position that their ball got taken by some older dragon teens, lead by a cobra-hooded dragon teen leader.
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: ".... Well well well, guys. What have we here?"
 * Stupid dragon teen that looked like a Monsterious Nightmare: "A bunch of baby color-inaccrate mules that strayed too far from that pony picnic park?!"
 * Another stupid dragon teen that looked like a Gronkle: "Really? I thought they were ponies."
 * A Smarter Dragon Teen that looked like a larged-jaw Garble: "THEY ARE PONIES, IDIOTS?!
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: "AHEM?! Point is..... What are we gonna do, about this?"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: "How's about, we show them how we dragons have fun?"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Duh, YEAH?!"
 * Smart Dragon teen: "Now that's more like it, num-nuts. What do you have in mind, Vemita?"
 * Vemita, the dragon teen leader: "Hmm, what's a girl to do?....."
 * Filly 1: "Um, can we, have our ball back?"
 * Vemita: ".... Ball?..... Oh sure! But you have to DODGE IT?! CAUSE IT'S DODGEBALL?! (Throws it at the first filly that hurts her)"
 * The Fillies scream and panic as the mean teens started to throw their own ball at them like jerks!
 * (Quartz): "I couldn't bare to watch those fillies get hurt by those creeps, so, I interviend!"
 * Quartz: "HEY YOU JERKS?! (The mean teens looked at Quartz)..... HOW'S ABOUT YOU TRY PICKING ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: ".... Well it certainly can't be you!"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Yeah. Your too small, runt."
 * Vemita: "Or maybe you were going for.... (Aims the ball at Quartz) Someone your own spieces."
 * Quartz: "(Realises she was outsized and outgunned)..... Meep."
 * (Quartz): "And, I got my ass handed to me for it!"
 * Quartz got hit with the ball, then the dragon teens just started to beat her up, to the shock of the hidding fillies!
 * Vemita: "HOLD UP BOYS?! (The beating stopped as Quartz was injured)..... I think we have our qouta for today. And oh man, wait until the other dragons hear about this bitch defending ponies?!"
 * The jerks laughed as they dlew off!
 * Filly 1: "(.... As she picked up her ball, she looked at Quartz)..... We're sorry we gotten you in trouble with your own kind...... But, thank you though. (The fillies turn and made a run for it before Quartz can say anything)...."
 * (Quartz): "Good as it was, and as much as those fillies saw good in me, I learned the hard way that there was a clear reason why Ponies and Dragons aren't hanging around to much. And boy, did my name as a dragon took a nosedive when Vemita told everyone about me."

Chapter 3: Spike Meets the Winger

 * Spike was seen alone in Everfree and clearly very upset with himself.
 * Spike: "(Grumbling) Stupid wings. I wish I never had them!"
 * ???: "Is that so, young one?"