Holiday Spoiled Anthology

Holiday Spoiled Anthology is the Season 3 Second Holiday Double-Feature Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Holidays are coming to a close as the Lougers, after busting another Holiday baddie, came to celebrate the holidays with the Main 7 while Gazelle is away at Zootopia to do a "Zoomas" concert and celebrate with her fans. The heroes were looking forword for a long awaited break, but then, suddenly the School gets attacked by a ice wraith ghost of a Panan Saytr known as The Holiday Spoiler, an escaped Tartarus Spirit who has began to ruin holidays because he died tragicly on a Panan holiday around the uprising of the Storm King, and thus hates holidays as a result. The Lougers, The Main 7, and the Factilty get hit with an ice curse that is slowly turning them into pure ice. And now, it is up to the Interacial students to save the day and get to canterlot to call for Gazelle's help, since the Holiday Spoiler pretty much destroyed the communicator in Sparkle's Castle. To pass the time of reaching Canterlot, the Students desided to tell holiday stories to eachother, all the while, avoiding the troubles of the Holiday Spoiler, like Ice Imps, Pocessed Killer Snowponies, Ice Zombies, and a spectril Snow Serpent pet of the Holiday Spoiler also from Tartarus, as the group also try to decode a mystery on how the Holiday Spoiler was freed, espeically since the Holiday Spoiler admited that "I only have one of your own students to thank for that", which also puts the Interacial Students at abit of a conflict with eachother, of which Gaster was espeically touchy about. Can the students figure out who is behind the mess before the Holiday Spoiler ruins all of Equestria's holidays.

Stories

 * 1) The Hearth Reindeers- Polarity explains the story of how Hearth's Warming got it's Christmas image.
 * 2) The Real Story of Scales- Quartz tells the real story of Scales.
 * 3) The Full Story Behind Gallus' Family- Gallus explains his personal life about family and the fate of his birth parents.
 * 4) Skyceria's Peryton Holiday Story- Skyceria goes in full depth of the time before the Friendship School where she had to cope with one of her sister's self-incert holidays.
 * 5) Shore's Seapony Holiday Story- Shore explains on how the holidays for Sea Ponies go.
 * 6) Rhabdom's Public and Private Holiday- Rhabdom tells how she spent her holidays before and after she was separated from her family.
 * 7) The Holiday Spoiler's Backstory- Little Dipper was able to uncover runes that tell the full story of the Holiday Spoiler.
 * 8) Chrysalis Day Story- Gaster explains his distaste for holidays originating from Chrysalis Day, a holiday where Changelings all give gifts to Crhysalis and typically get none back, which his first Chrysalis Day was the starting domino of Gaster's desend into dispising royalty and athority.

Chapter 1: A Typical Holiday Suddenly Gone South
Equestria Dragon Realms New York. Later... Equestria, sometime after the Lougers arrived. Later... Outside Play Preperations A frozen lake. Ponyville outskirts. Anichent Graveyard. Ponyville.
 * (SpongeBob): T'was the day of Hearth's Warming, and all through the whatever rhymes with griffin, not a creature was naughty, not even a griffin.
 * Gallus: WHAT DO YOU MEAN CLOSED?!
 * (SpongeBob): I SAID not even a griffin!
 * Gallus: Get soaked!!!
 * Shore: Hello? You can't work during the holidays.
 * Gallus: BULLS***!!! IF YOU CAN'T WORK, THEN HOW DO YOU TRAVEL WITHOUT RESOURCES?! WE CAN'T ALL FLY OR TELEPORT!!! I've been wanting this holiday cake for the occasion and now you're telling me I CAN'T BUY IT?! What a ripoff! Thanks a lot for ruining my Hearth's Warming, ponies! THANKS!!!! (Flies off)
 * Sunset: What's pecking him?
 * Shore: He's just upset that he couldn't buy a cake for his friends on the day he planned to buy it.
 * Sunset: Well what did he expect was going to happen? We have off on the holidays.
 * Shore: He clearly didn't know that.
 * Sunset: And yet the school never taught him that?
 * Shore: He's one of the 'bored' types who doesn't pay attention.
 * Sunset:... Well it's still his own fault.
 * Shore: Sun, did that human dimension ever teach you how to get along with those who are different?
 * Sunset: Well sorta. I mean, we are planning a spring cruise next year.
 * Shore: Well Gallus has been an orphan with a family that's hardly there for him. As far as he knows, we're all the family he's got. He even sabotaged a party and get us all in trouble because of it.
 * Sunset: Griffins are pretty rough and hard to understand.
 * Shore: Tell me about it. But once you get past the vulgarity and bad attitude, he's got a heart of gold.
 * Sunset: Which any jerk could rip out and pawn off for a million bits.
 * Shore: Point BEING, he just needs to lighten up on his first Hearth's Warming with us.
 * Ocellus: "It's a shame Gazelle had to go back to Zootopia for "Zoomas" as she said, and that Mr. Fu-Xi and his deer friends had to go back home for a winter feast."
 * Sunset: "Well, trust me, Gazelle was touchy about the last time she wasn't able to spend time with her family on the holidays from what I heard about when they first met Pang Bing, and Fu-Xi and those Water Deer clearly have their own lives to worry about. The Other Lougers only left because of a last minute assignment from Tricorn about a Mutant Snowman made of Ocean Salt named "Salty the Saltman"...... Ya know, the Lougers have ALOT of weird enemies."
 * Gaster: "Yeah, and you were almost married to one of them."
 * Sunset: "Can we please not tease me about my, insodent, with Millipede? As much as I felt sorry for that bug, I am still haunted about what could've been! Not to mention that litterally out of character moment I had when he hypnotised me."
 * Gaster: "Hey, don't get me wrong, that wasn't fun for me neither! Based on the vague details Barktrot said, I ended up going through crazy shit too!"
 * Caster: "And trust us, dude. You were better off not remember too much. But just remember that, me and Bust are gonna be good bros to you from here on out."
 * Sunset: "Well, I'm just glad that the problem with Lord Shiver was resolved and hopefully after the Lougers' deal with a rediculious super-villain, that it's all the holiday trouble we're having."
 * Unbeknownest to them, Sunset and the Students were being watched by a figure holding a frozen Panan Septor......
 * ???: "Oh get ready to be wrong, you miserable brat."
 * Two Ice Imps were seen fidgeting nervious before the figure....
 * ???: "..... Tell the others to be ready. I think it's time we pick up where Shiver TRIED to do, and do it better."
 * The Imps nerviously obeyed and skuried off!
 * (Spongebob): "...... Yeah, obviously, the Poem Sytile Narration's not gonna work anymore, we're just gonna let the story tell itself.
 * A Huge Snowman Monster was seen made of sea salt as he faced off the Lougers.
 * Lord Shen: "You would be wise to give in now, Salty!"
 * Salty: "YA STUPID MISFITS ARE REALLY MAKING ME SALTY ABOUT THIS?! GET READY FOR YA'S TO BE, "A SALT-TED"!"
 * Pang Bing: "...... We're going to defeat you extra painfully for that bad pun alone."
 * Salty: "WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO OVER'ERE?! I'M MADE OUT OF SEA SALT?! NOT EXACTLY ALOT OF MATERIAL OVER'ERE?!"
 * Skipper: You mean aside from pouring salt in your wounds? (The Lodgers laughed out loud)
 * Private: GOOD ONE, SKIPPER!!
 * Salty: Oh, you are so salt flattened!
 * Icky:... (Laughs)
 * Salty: FINALLY!!! Someone gets it!
 * Icky: YOU KIDDING?! THAT WAS SO LAME!!! (Laughs)
 * Salty: Okay, you know what? F*** it. Salt.
 * Icky: Salt? (Salt crystals were launched at them as they dodged) Seriously, these D-List Villains are so lame. What's next? A gremlin with technokinetic powers?
 * Iago: I want you to remember that when such a thing DOES turn up a few episodes later.
 * Icky: "Noted."
 * Salty: "When done with ya's, alot of ya will be more salty then an old sea captain!"
 * Mad Hatter: "Then good thing none of us are snails then, or this would've been the worse guy to face."
 * Sandy: "Let's not forget that we need to make quick work of this salty varment before the Slimeballian Ambassitor arrives to meet Tri-Corn. A guy like this would be the worse thing to see to a Slimeballian!"
 * Squidward: "Bad timing much?"
 * Salty: "Hey, I'ms only gonna be here until I get revenge on Senator Dryos for draining my homeworld's oceans for the Atlantica Project?! That asshole ruin-ed my earth?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Much as we agree that what Dryos did was wrong, throwing a salty rampage doesn't make you the lesser of two evils!"
 * Salty: "Then let's get this over with already! I'm getting salty just talkin' with yas!"
 * Po: Ugh, if we just do that, will you stop with the salt jokes, if you can even call them that?
 * Salty: NEVAAAAAA- (Po punched him) OHHHHHHHH?! (Pukes Salt)...... Wha-oh, some, (Coughs), salt was spilt. Better throw it over my shoulder for good luck. (Tries to do that, but faints before he got that far).......
 * Icky: "..... Okay, I know this guy is a fairly recent bad guy, but, wow, he went down like an amatur hour. Even the last new villain lasted at least nearly 2 hours against us."
 * Boss Wolf: "It could've also been because Po hitted him in a sweet spot."
 * Brandy: Sad that he's a superstition nut.
 * Bill: You're saying that after we've been in worlds where bad luck ACTUALLY exists?
 * Brandy: Well still, kinda a pity he even worries about bad luck to the point he litterally tried to throw what is basicly his own vomet, or, blood, over his shoulder.
 * Icky: "Well to be fair, he's basicly a being made out of salt, so from an outsider's perspective, is not as disgusting and/or morbid as you tried to make that sound."
 * Shenzi: "Ya know, I had been meaning to ask, but, how exactly did that guy came form?"
 * Icky: "I'm betting on that he basicly went through the same shit as Sandman from the old Movie Spiderman Trilogy and now became a salt based mutant."
 * Merlin: "Well, at least that's yet another mutantion that'll hopefully be cured by Mega-Sci Corp as another ill-suited polotision is likely to face scrutany."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah. Even more so since Dryo-boy was actselly one of Tri-Corn's guys. Oh man, is Dry-head gonna get his ass HANDED to him when Tri-Corn hears about what happened to Salty's planet."
 * Kowalski: Well at least this made for a good Christmas. In-universe of the series, I mean.
 * Willie: Yeah. Who could've guessed Equestrian Santa Claus became evil?
 * Lord Shen: "It was more like he was being ruled by bitterness encouraged by negative enfluences like those Hatred Spirits."
 * Willie: Yeah, but it turned out QUITE the twist.
 * SpongeBob: Tell me about it. Made a good distraction from my show daddy's death.
 * Jumba: You think you're the only one hurting? My voice actor, poor David Ogden Stiers, died as well. Flippers, Cogsworth, Ratcliffe and Wiggins are now part of the CVBDC.
 * Spongebob: "Oh I'm so sorry...."
 * Jumba: "Oh, don't worry, it was actselly WAY before Stephen, admitingly. It was around the Earth Date of March 3, 2018."
 * Pleakly: "Abit of ashame we missed out on that."
 * Jumba: "Ahh, don't worry. If it was brought up in the show, it would've ended up being like what happened with Batty and we have another controverseal mess in our hands. Besides, Disney already did a service with the other characters he voiced, even me. It's well and good."
 * Pang Bing: "Well, with this simpleton out of the way, how's about we return to Equestria again as soon as Salty is contained by the athorities."
 * Icky: "We may as well, because the sooner we get this episode on track, the sooner the Holiday Double-Feature ends and doesn't outlast it's welcome anymore, out-universely speaking."
 * SpongeBob: And we can pay tribute to poor Stephen. Especially since next year is not only this show's 10th anniversary, but my canon show's 20th anniversary.
 * Squidward: They better not f*** it up like what they did with Truth or Square. That'd certainly be a good tribute to Stephen. Poor guy died before he can see his show running for 20 years. Lying about telling us the Krabby Patty secret formula AND messing with the Spandy shippers was bad enough.
 * Icky: "To be fair, the canon show wasn't much for continuity anyway. Is anyone really that surprised it pulled a stunt like that and played with people's expectations?"
 * Squidward: Still. You tell us you're going to tell the audience the formula, we EXPECT it to happen. I don't care if not telling us is the point, you don't pull a ratings trap like that.
 * Sandy: And yeah, that Spandy part that technically got us married? That was a bitch move too. Those producers best do something better than that next year if they don't want Stephen's ghost to haunt them for all eternity.
 * Batty: Not to mention the pointless celebrity cameos that even Mystery Inc. would say is amateur. Rosario Dawson, LeBron James, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, P!nk, Ricky Gervais, THEY EVEN GOT MY VOICE ACTOR FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, AND ALL THEY DID WITH HIM WAS HIJINKS WITH THAT PATCHY GUY WHO HELPED US WITH NORTH WIND A FEW CHRISTMASES AGO!!!
 * Salty: (Still down) Do you guys always drone on needlessly like that?
 * Sandy: Salty Boy, this ain't even the icing on the cake of what we distract ourselves with. That being said, (Forcefully steps a foot on him) Ya'll weren't given permission to speak, convict. Even after ya get cured, you have alot to answer.
 * Salty: "(Moans), Figures......"
 * After Salty was picked up, the Van already entered space.
 * Spongebob and Patrick's voice: "Equestria, here we come!"
 * Twilight: So, how's preparations on the Hearth's Warming Play?
 * Clover: Swell. With us around, this play should be more realistic. Heck, so many things were wrong about our story. Aside from the ones we already said, things were a lot more violent back then.
 * Spike: You DO know that like the Grimm fairytales, the play was made that way because the original was too dark, right?
 * Clover: Of COURSE I do, you naïve dragonling! But we actually kept the original story hidden in Canterlot since our disappearance. There were actually too many libraries in Canterlot back then. Knowledge was TOO MUCH power back then.
 * Smart Cookie: Yeah. In fact, so many books were so dangerous, we hid them in hidden hatches. Books like those of the Mirror Pool...
 * Pinkie/Twilight: Oy!
 * Smart Cookie: The Alicorn Amulet...
 * Trixie/Twilight: Uugh!!
 * Smart Cookie: The Inspiration Manifestation...
 * Spike/Rarity: UUUUGGH!!!!!
 * Smart Cookie: And so much more have been hidden for safety.
 * Pansy: Why're you guys groaning?...... You managed to find all three of those, did you?
 * Twilight/Trixie/Spike/Rarity/Pinkie: Yes.
 * Hurricane: DAMMIT!!! I TOLD you we should've put them in the backup forbidden library!!!
 * Clover: Ugh, at least no real harm was done. Trust me, those relics and more are dangerous.
 * Applejack: "Look, ya'll have the best intentions, but I don't think ponies would appresiate the more "Realistic" Verson of the Hearth's Warming Beginnings. Stories change for good reason. Fillies N' Colts of this generation are not able to stomich cold truth so easily."
 * Clover: "Oh I'm sure that'll change when I pitch this idea to the Canterlot Plays' Board of Directors."
 * Head-Director: "(Like The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog Eggman) NO?!"
 * Clover: "NO?! What, wha, I don't understand?! Why cancel my play?!"
 * Head-Director: "You're suggesting that we should actselly reference death, real-time suffering, and racial slurs, IN A HEARTH'S WARMING PLAY?! That, is not approbeate for children?! And quite frankly, I'm disgusted you would suggest it?! Clover the Clever of all ponies?!"
 * Clover: "But sir, I, I am trying to offer a more realistic look at those times!"
 * Board member 1: "Ponies don't CARE for realisum in plays, Miss Clover."
 * Board member 2: "Espeically not parents! Plays are supposed to be exaggerated and fabricated entertainment! Not accreate?! You want accreacty? Turn to books!"
 * Board member 3: "Also, Hearth's Warming is suppose to be a time of gentle frolic and fun..... BASICLY MAKING A GAME OF THRONES LIKE PLAY BUT SLAPPING THE HEARTH'S WARMING NAME ON IT, WOULD BE, DISHASTORIOUS?! WE COULD GET SUED BY ANGRY PARENTS?! OUR BACKERS WILL STOP FINACING US?! THE STOCK MARKET WILL CRASH?! ACTERS AND PLAY DIRECTORS INVOLVED WILL LOSE CREDABILITY?! EQUESTRIA WILL SUFFER AN ECONOMIC CRASH WORSE THEN THE ZESTY GOURMAND FIASCO, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
 * Clover: "..... Well, no, of course not, I, I-"
 * Board Member 4: "But all the same though, you are welcome to pitch the idea again..... In Nightmare Night. Where such unpleasentries will be, more pardonable."
 * Clover: "(Gets upset and teary eyed)..... YA KNOW, THIS IS WHY SANTA HOOVES WAS TRYING TO TAKE AWAY HEARTH'S WARMING FROM US!? YOU IDIOTS ARE AFRAID OF EMBRACING THE TRUTH IN FAVOR OF, SENSATIONALISING A KID FRIENDLIER VERSON OF THE HOLIDAY?! IT DISRESPECTS THE PONIES THAT LOST THEIR LIVES?! IT DISRESPECTS THE GARGOYLE RACE AFTER WHAT WE DONE TO THEM?! AND QUITE FRANKLY, IT DISRESPECTS THE TRUE SPIRIT OF HEARTH'S WARMING?!"
 * Head-Director: "...... (Presses Button) Security, we have a mare who's gotten too emotional here, please eschourt her out."
 * Some security ponies toss Clover the Clever right into the snow!
 * Security Guard 1: "And come back when you practice some Hearth's Warming Spirit! (Was about to leave).... Oh, (Gets Cheery) And happy Hearth's Warming. (Goes back in)."
 * Clover: YOU TOO!!...... (She was seen shedding tears as she was getting up from the snow, as Starswirl came to her).....
 * Starswirl: "..... Clover, I did warn you that modern ponies might never be ready for what you tried to do."
 * Clover: "...... What am I supposed to say to the princess and those exicted that the play isn't approved?"
 * Starswirl: "Then, just be honest with them. They'll understand."
 * Luna: "It got disapproved, didn't it?"
 * Clover: "I'm sorry! I, I didn't expected the Board of Directors for Canterlot Plays to be so, afraid of the idea of a Hearth's Warming Play that tries to be honest."
 * Candence: "To be fair, you're trying to include a scene of where ponies and gargoyles battle, and spill red paint and ketchup to look like blood, along with showing frost-bitten corpses and showing scarier Windigo props. These are the sort've things I kinda assusiate with Nightmare Night, not Hearth's Warmng."
 * Director: "ACH, TOREBILE?! ALL THAT HARD WORK FOR NOTHING?! OKAY EVERYONE, GET RID OF THE NEW PROPS, WE'RE DOING A MORE TRADITIONAL HEARTH'S WARMING PLAY INSTEAD, SO IT'S TIME TO GET KID FRIENDLY AGAIN?!"
 * The Stage crew proceeded to put the realistic props away and began taking in the nicer looking props.
 * Twilight and the other Main 7 and Spike came in.....
 * Twilight: "Starswirl told us what happened. Is everythng okay?"
 * Clover: "(Deadpan) I'm fine...... It just feels like that, even with us back, ponies still act as if we aren't. They still prefer to do things wrong instead of giving the deceased true justice, and instead, prefer to pretend as if Hearth's Warming went off with NO serious snags outside of encountering the Windegos at all! And the Windegos in the play did NOTHING to try and stop me, Pansy, and Cookie from making the Fires of Friendship when instead THEY ACTSELLY ALMOST SUCCEEDED IN SNUFFING US OUT, ONLY FAILING AT THE LAST MINUTE?! Why, must they disrespect histroy like this?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well those ponies at Canterlot Plays clearly don't want fillies and colts to be trumatised. As Icky would say, (Icky's voice) This ain't the 80s to early 90s anymore where it used to be cool to trumatise the crud out of kids. (Normal voice) I had to say crud cause I ain't a cusser."
 * Clover: "WELL THE INTENTION WASN'T TO SCARE CHILDREN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash bucked a disguarded Gargoyle costume as red paint and ketchup splattered drumaticly.......
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... (Sarcasticly) Oh yeah, VERY, non-terrifying."
 * Clover: "..... That is to say, the intention of making a Hearth's Warming Play that doesn't hold your hoof and offers only fabricated half-truths, is meant to pay proper tribute to those that were lost in the past. For both ponies and Gargoyles."
 * Rarity: "And it's a good intention, dear, but, at the end of the day, Hearth's Warming is about finding joy in the now, and not worry about the the pains of the past. That is what really honors those that were lost."
 * Clover: "WELL I WOULDN'T CALL MAKING THE WINDIEGOS LOOK INCOMPIDENT AND NOT EVEN MENTIONING THE GARGOYLES BEING A PROPER TRIBUTE TO MY PARENTS AFTER THEY FROZE TO DEATH IN- (Realises she spoke to much).... I mean, how, many and many ponies froze to death......"
 * Starswirl: "(Shows up) I knew it..... All this trouble is because you want to feel like modern ponies respect the names of Rover and Dover. An understandable endgoal, by all means, but..... I think your parents would've wanted you to move on and be happy with your life. They wouldn't want ponies to be reminded of such tragities. Now, by all means, Canterlot Plays may had different reasons for rejecting your proposal, but, even I kinda have to agree that, maybe a more accreate Hearth's Warming Origin play, is not what Equestria will accept."
 * Clover: "..... So what? Are we supposed to, ignor the pain we put the Gargoyles through? Ignor the ponies that didn't get to live to see this holiday?"
 * Death Coffin was actselly secretly listening.
 * Clover: "ARE PONIES NOT SUPPOSE TO HONOR THEIR DEAD?!"
 * Starswirl: "I mean not to suggest that. It's just, there's better times to show proper tribute to those we lost, and, Hearth's Warming should be considered a time where woes are best left forgotten."
 * Clover: "....... Well good to know that I was being stupid about it all this time?! (Trots off crying!)."
 * Death Coffin sadly looked on.......
 * Death Coffin: "Hmmmmmm."
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, I'll bring her back."
 * Celestia: "No need..... Clover, needs to cope about this on her own."
 * Clover sat down sadly and looked at a frozen lake.
 * Death Coffin approuched her.....
 * Clover looked at him and was almost surprised!
 * Clover: "Oh..... Death Coffin. You startled me. Good thing I remembered that you're pretty much a room-mate of Fluttershy's..... Well, if she asked you to come after me, tell her that I just want to be alone."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Miss Clover....... What if, I say, that, I can offer an ability to see your parents again?"
 * Clover: "...... But, aren't you removed from your title as punishment?"
 * Death Coffin: "Yes, but I can still summon the dead, albeit, to a limited compasity of small numbers, up to 5, and they often have to go to rest after I asked them to do me a favor..... I, would like to bring the souls of your parents back, to have them talk to you. Give you closure."
 * Clover: "...... You, would do that for me? But, I thought you were still bitter about how mortals treated Alicorn duties?"
 * Death Coffin: "Well, keep in mind that the bitterness is still around, but.... I think the holidays are the time to put woes aside, and, what better way for me to start, then to help a fellow outmoded pony in a time long changed? Besides, it's, it's nice, to finally meet a pony with any sense of respect for the past. I rarely get such an oppertunity. Also, Fluttershy wants me to try and befriend ponies outside of her cottage residence. She said, it would give me a chance to try and feel less bitter about the way things are. So, what do you say, Miss Clover? It, really looks like you need this closure."
 * Clover:... Okay, let's go.
 * Death Coffin proceeds to lead Clover off, unaware that the two are being watched by a Spectril Snow Serpent, that slithered off and vanished.
 * Two fillies were seen making alot of Snowponies.
 * An annoyed older Sibling was seen.....
 * Older Sibling: "Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhh! You two ALWAYS make so many Snowponies?! I mean, I know you two have Snowpony Maker Cutie Marks, but, there's more to life then just making Snowponies all the time!"
 * Filly 1: "Aw calm down, bro, just one more Snowpony and we'll be done for the day!"
 * Filly 2: "And we'll be super quick, we promise."
 * The Older Sibling begrudgently sighed as he sat down, waiting for his sisters to finish what they're doing, as some hidden Ice Imps were watching in secret, as they quietly spoke in Imp languise, basicly looking as if the Snowponies sparked an idea within them.
 * Just as soon the Fillies completed their last Snowpony, one of the Ice Imps blows a black frosty wind at the direction of the Snowponies.
 * The Older Sibling: "Uggh, FINALLY! (As neither of the trio paid attention of what magic was at work on the Snowponies) Now can we please go back home? Mom is making Hearth's Warming Pudding and I do NOT wanna miss out on that action, cause- (Laughter was heard, as the trio looked at the Snowponies, the dark frost wind was turning the Snowponies into blue colored pointy nose litteral Snowponies)...... SWEET CELESTIA'S BEARD?!"
 * Filly 2: "I, don't think that's how Snowponies come to life."
 * The Older Sibling: "NOR IS IT NORMAL PERIOD?! RUN?! (The group ran as the Snowponies chackled, as more Ice Imps came in.)"
 * Death Coffin lead Clover here.
 * Death Coffin: "Here is the graveyard where ponies that died in the old world, were taken to be buried in Equestria...... It'll take time for me to awake the spirits, but, it will promise a reunion with your parents."
 * Clover: "Take your time. I need time to figure out what to say, and- (The Spectril Snow Serpent appeared before the two and hissed) DAH?!"
 * Death Coffin: "UGH?! NO...... IT CAN'T BE?!"
 * Clover: "You know this creature?!"
 * Death Coffin: "That's the first dying soul I had sent into the river Styx when I was a Young Alicorn! It was a particularly powerful Snow Serpent that pocessed necromantic properties that can summon and control the death with Black Frost Magic! It was slained by a monster slayer of old."
 * Clover: "BUT WHAT'S IT DOING NOT IN TARTARUS' RIVER ANYMORE?!"
 * Death Coffin: "I suspected foulist of plays, here. We can't allow the Serpent to control the spirits of this graveyard!"
 * The Spectril Snow Serpent roared, and attacked the two with ice as Clover and Death Coffin both dodged!
 * Clover: Any idea how we can send him back?
 * Death Coffin: "That's the underlining issue! I did that back when I had complete Alicorn God of Death powers! And since I am still on a very extended sentence of being without that privilage, I don't have much ability to trap that spirit. At least, not in the exact same way."
 * Clover: "Well can't you call for the SKULL-THAINTS?"
 * Death Coffin: "That belongs to The Gloom Reaper now, and the Skull-Taints hypernate in times of holidays!"
 * Clover: "(Deadpans) Figures. (Seriously) Then how's about I try what you did to it and send it back to Tartarus myself."
 * Death Coffin: "It is a VERY high-level Alicorn-only Spirit Rest-Away spell, it is very difficult and potaintionally dangerious to mortals if done incorrectly!"
 * Clover: "Well, I need to do something, (As the Spectril Snow Serpent snarled), Or else this thing will cause an undead uprising."
 * Death Coffin: "...... Very well. Then I need to ask you to follow my instructions perfectly. First-"
 * Suddenly, Ice Imps appeared from nowhere and came to the Spectrol Snow Serpent's aide.
 * Death Coffin: "ICE IMPS?! OF THE BLACK FROST MOUNTAIN?! Should've figured."
 * Clover: "What do we do?"
 * Death Coffin: "There's too many of them! We need to retreat to Ponyville and warn the others! (Death Coffin teleported himself and Clover away)!"
 * The Spectril Serpent wasted no time, and breathed more Black Frost magic onto the graveyard, as graves and tombs began to freeze over, as Ice Zombies rose in frost-bitten horrorable glory.
 * Ponyville was seen invaded by the other ice imps and Psyco Snowponies as snowy mayhem occured!
 * Mayor Mare: "OH MY GOODNESS?! IT'S A WINTER HORRORLAND IN HERE?!"
 * The Ice Imps and Snowponies began to surround Mayor Mare!
 * Mayor Mare: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP?!"
 * Clover: (She blasted her free) BACK OFF, YOU ICY FREAKS!!!!
 * Death Coffin: What is this? There are Ice Imps in Ponyville ALREADY?! And it looks like they infected the Snowponies of Black Frost Magic as well! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?! THE SNOW SERPENT HASN'T BEEN FREED THAT LONG!!!
 * Clover: Clearly that Snow Serpent felt more like a symptom than a cause. Something must have freed it.
 * Death Coffin: Not possible.
 * Clover: Nothing is impossible.
 * Death Coffin: I said NOT POSSIBLE, not IMPOSSIBLE!
 * Clover: And the difference is?
 * Death Coffin: THE DIFFERENCE IS ONE IS TOO EXAGGERATED AND ABSOLUTE IN DEFINITION THAN THE OTHER!!!
 * Clover: Okay, okay, you made your point. Just grow some thicker skin. Oh my Gods, did I really just say that?
 * Death Coffin: Whatever, point is, the guardians of Tartarus made absolutely sure that prisoners like Tirek wouldn't escape again.
 * Clover:... Who's covering for your job since you were fired, anyway?
 * Death Coffin: The head of The Tartaruchi Helm, Lord Purgatory. He is of the Thestral race that originated in what is now Tartarus, but he is more humanoid for some asinine reason. He's also a big jerk.
 * Clover: "I don't doubt that, but I felt like that clearly someone very smart has managed to get around Purgatory and free that Snow Serpent spirit, else, how else would that thing be free and why Ponyville is spontantiously assulted by a frosty nightmare?"
 * Death Coffin: "You've made your point. But the question is, who's respondsable for this nonsense? Who could be able to coherse the Snow Serpent to collaberate with Ice Imps and anything of their Black Frost ilk?!"
 * ???: "You sure you want that question answered, bonehead?"
 * A figure's shadow loomed over them from high above, as Death Coffin looked in shock and surprise, while Clover stared confused......
 * Death Coffin: "...... It's...... IT'S YOU?! I..... I should've known from the start?! (Readies his lesser power sythe)..... Miss Clover, you need to get to Sparkle and the others! I'll hold...... HIM, off?!"
 * Clover: "But-"
 * Death Coffin: "I INSIST?! ONLY THEY WOULD HAVE ANY POWER OVER THIS THREAT?! NOW GO?! (Uses strong magic to have Clover whisked away by a magic force and right into where the other heroes would be)."
 * Mayor Mare: Would you care to explain, Mister Coffi-
 * Death Coffin: YOU LEAVE AS WELL, MAYOR?!! (She did that)

Chapter 2: The Holiday Spoiler
Canterlot Cutaway Present Bottom of Canterlot Mountain Later...
 * Figure: "Ohhh, what's the matter, Coffy? You don't wanna share the humiliation?"
 * Death Coffin: "Don't try to play coy, Ferias. You have been a very wanted Ice Wraith for the longest time! It's time you return to your place in Tartarus."
 * Figure: "Please, refer to me by my business name..... (Reveils himself as a Skeletal Panan)....... The Holiday Spoiler......"
 * Death Coffin: "...... Really? That's what your going with?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, I know it's abit on the nose, you old bag of bones, but at least it's accreate to what I do: Spoiler Holidays."
 * Death Coffin: "You call tampering with the laws of nature and death itself, Spoiling a Holiday?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, it's something different from just pulling a Grinch or Scrooge on everyone. Besides, this is only phase one: I'm just here to capture the very people that managed to beat a top dog like Shiver. Anyone proven a compident enough threat to him, I would have to contain quickly and smartly. The next phase:..... Well, you'll come to know in time, Coffy."
 * Death Coffin: "Well bad news, I aim to ensure that plan fails."
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Oh, by the way, have you had the chance to see my pet? (The Spectril Snow Serpent arrived next to him)..... I was thinking of naming him..... Blizzther."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Oh, I get it, cause he's a snow serpent and your combinding the words "Slither" and "Blizzard" togather?"
 * Holiday Spoiler: "Hey, I know, on the nose, but it's accreate! Blizzther, FETCH?!"
 * The Spectril Snow Serpent, Blizzther, charged at Death Coffin as he and it began to fight!
 * Twilight: (With the Lodgers who just arrived) So, how's Clover since... The mess?
 * Starswirl: She's having time alone.
 * Flash Magnus: She's pretty much going through the same hardships we did when we arrived in modern day. Things have gotten different.
 * Puddinghead: Strange of all, the word 'gay' no longer means happy. Apparently it's a term for a person in love with someone of the same gender now. Now the old definition is 'gay happy'. I liked it better when it was summed up in three letters.
 * Clover busted in!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Jumped back on her head in surprise along with Fluttershy and Pansy) SONOVABICH!!!
 * Pansy: CLOVER!!! YOU SCARED THE CRUD OUT OF US!!!!
 * Clover: "GUYS! EQUESTRIA'S IN TROUBLE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "SERIOUSLY?! TWICE?! IN ONE HOLIDAY?! BUT WE JUST ALREADY BEATEN A THREAT, NOW THERE'S ANOTHER?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh, REALLY wish villains were more absolute about not doing anything in the holidays!"
 * Icky: "I know, there's always that one jackass that desides to do villain in the holidays, I mean, come on, even EVIL has to take a vacation SOMETIME?!"
 * Boss Wolf: At least it's not the Villain League or the other two villain teams.
 * Mimi: Why can't we have an event when villains don't decide to mess it up? Kairi and Spyro would agree with me on this one.
 * Fidget: Because it would be BORING?!
 * Mimi: And being heroes that beat the villains ISN'T?
 * Fidget: I meant in a narrative sense-
 * Clover: Guys, this is serious. A creature have been unleashed from Tartarus.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh Death Coffin dammit!
 * Pinkie: He's retired, silly.
 * Rainbow Dash: So that automatically erased his long-time role as the Alicorn god of the dead?
 * Pinkie:... Got me in a box.
 * Rainbow Dash: But seriously, why can't we just build a bigger wall around that literal hellhole already? It's got more holes in it than Swiss cheese.
 * Icky: "That's a dangerously Trumpian suggestion in these trying political times, Dash."
 * Shenzi: Yeah, not exactly the brightest 'Trump card', Dashy. (Rimshot as Ed laughed hysterically)
 * Gloria: Ugh! That joke was so obvious it hurt.
 * Rainbow Dash:... You feel good? You feel good about yourself? Do you REALLY feel good about yourself for that joke?
 * Shenzi: No. Now I just feel unclean.
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Anyway, that is to say, I meant, why not improve the CLEARLY faulty security in that place?!"
 * Rarity: "I believe Celestia is aiming to introduse guard creatures for the Demon Vultures to have to add an additional layer of security beyond Cerberus. Just the matter of having them trained."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well obviously that extra layer didn't happened quick enough! We now have-.... (Looks at Clover)."
 * Clover: "A ghost of a Snow Serpent that can control the dead."
 * Rainbow Dash: "-On the loose!"
 * Twilight: "I once read about that particular Snow Serpent. It was slain many years ago in Alicorn Times for constintly making Ice Zombies."
 * Icky: "So, basically, an ice ghost snake, that makes ice zombies? Ya would thnk something like THAT would be kept firmly into the River Styx."
 * Clover: "Death Coffin and I have reason to believe, that the Serpent was freed by someone. He stayed behind to hold off a possable canadate as Ponyville is overrun by posscessed snowponies and Ice Imps."
 * Twilight: "Ice Imps?! Like, the ones from the Black Frost Mountain in the deepest farthest part of the Frozen North?! We really ARE in trouble?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Well, so much for Lord Shiver being the biggest highlight of holiday woes."
 * Clover: Look, we don't have much time. We must go now before the imps invade Canterlot.
 * Pang Bing: You mean them? (Ice Imps appeared from below)
 * Clover:... Seriously? These things are faster than-
 * Mistmane: Don't insult your elders, young lady.
 * Clover: I'M OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD!!!
 * Mistmane: And yet you were put in limbo like us and stuck at age 31.
 * Icky: Ugh, the chronology of your lifespans during the Chaos Wars to the Fear Wars still gives me migraines. Espeically not helping that we've YET to get a canon timeline chart of the canon show!
 * Phil: Guys, focus! Imps invading!!
 * Pang Bing: Then let's GO! (They jump down only to be frozen instantly)
 * Sandy: (As her head was protected by her helmet) Well, at least wearing my suit even when there ain't anyway water is good for something. But yeah, jumping down to action in a long fall might not have been the best idea.
 * Pang Bing: (Many of the heroes unfroze themselves) Nice try, you little lesser demons. You imps are clearly a challenge inspite of your sizes.
 * Merlin: (As the unfrozen heroes freed the others, some in comical ways, while fighting off imps) Hopefully not for long- (An imp tackles him)
 * Ice Imp #1: (Dubbed as DBZA Vegeta Jr. Jr.) MEEERRRLLLYYYY... I'M FIGHTING YOU!!
 * Merlin: Oh blast it, they can talk too?
 * Twilight: Not all of them.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Misses an Ice Imp) Gah!
 * Ice Imp #2: YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!
 * Icky: "UGH, THAT INFAMOUS SONIC LINE?! REALLY?!"
 * Iago: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS?! YOU'RE DOING WHAT THESE PONIES DO NOW!!!
 * Icky: IT'S MY JOB TO ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM!!!
 * Twilight: THAT AGAIN?! SERIOUSLY, WHEN DO WE EVER DO THAT?!
 * (Fluttershy): (Rainbow Falls) Oh, Rainbow Dash, I'm just so proud of you. You scooped Soarin out of the sky and brought him down to the ground and now, now he's okay.
 * Icky: (Watching it on TV) WE JUST SAW THAT!!!
 * (Applejack): (Cutie Map) Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five-bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again!
 * (Fluttershy): And you got your countryisms back, too!
 * Icky: NO S***, SHERLOCK!!!
 * (Zecora): (A Health of Information) Ohhh, I do feel fine, and this honey is divine.
 * (Fluttershy): Oh, you're rhyming again!
 * Icky: OH, MY, GOD, OBVIOUSLY!!!! WHY DO YOU KEEP REPEATING WHAT WE JUST SAW, OR HEARD?! WE'RE NOT BLIND!!!!
 * Fluttershy:... That was all me.
 * Iago: Yeah, but still. Really?
 * Rainbow Dash: GUYS!!! IMPS!!! ATTACKING!!! (Keeps missing the Imp) GRRRGH, BLUE ICY BASTARD!!!
 * Laughter and Moans were heard as Pocessed Snowponies and Ice Zombies were coming from both sides of the area!
 * Twilight: "Oh dear, it looks like the Ice Imps must've gotten into the Canterlot Snowpony making contest, and the Snow Serpent Spirit must've already struck the Canterlot Graveyard."
 * Icky: "Plot Convinence, thy name is them!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Ya know, I'm kinda detecting a pattern that alot of these guys are based on ice. I think it's a safe bet our villain is a classic ice wizard."
 * Lord Shen: "See, apart from how visually obvious this situation is, ergo what you said doesn't need to be stated-"
 * Iago: SEE?! (Shen choked him)... I'll shut up. (Shen lets him go)
 * Lord Shen: "Irreguardless, I agree, all these ice-themed foes are VERY telling to be the work of an Ice-themed villain."
 * Sandy: "Worry about the details later, guys! It's time for some extreme merciless whooping!"
 * Po: (They continued fighting until some of them tossed orbs at the magic users turning them into ice) WHAT?!
 * Archimedes: MERLIN!!!
 * Pang Bing: NOT ON OUR WA- (She was turned to ice)
 * Mantis: And that's Gazelle's star pupil.
 * Willie: I GOT THIS- (Imps distracted him and then used that to turn him to ice)
 * Twilight: What's going on? They're throwing what looks like- (She was turned to ice)
 * Starswirl: Panan weaponry?! The offensive orbs aren't easy to obtain- (He casts a shield against a thrown ice orb, but just like with Cadence, the orb penetrates the shield and turns him to ice)
 * Ice Imp #3: ORBS AWAY!!! (Throws hundreds of ice orbs from above)
 * Chaos: EVERY LODGER FOR THEMSELVES!!!! (He teleports them all away)
 * Applejack: (They teleport there)... Oh, hey, this is where we avo-
 * Iago: We know, it's where you avoided Tempest, moving on!
 * Spike: Heck, our footprints from last year are still here. Strange how they wouldn't be after 2 years.
 * Clover: Where'd they get Panan orbs?!
 * Shrek: Don't look at us, it ain't like those nasty things were polite enough to go Bond Villain on us to explain every crucial detail!
 * Sir Hiss: Well, fantastic. Much of our strongest magical members are ice sculptures at the risk of either shattering or melting, of which we're not sure what kind of ice physic logic Equestria operates under, cartoon or realistic, we don't have our van, and those little frozen coprolites are coordinated in their attacks!
 * Mantis: Well at least it's cold out here, so they can't melt. Fragility on the other hand... Well, let's prey for cartoon logic where they would be completely fine if the ice breaks.
 * Hurricane: Okay, everyone already knows that observation I'm going to make. (Takes deep breath)...... Where, were, THE GUARDS?!?
 * Rarity: On holiday, of course.
 * Hurricane:...... (Tom screams so loud that he lures the Ice Imps to them as they teleport again, this time to Basalt Beach)
 * Skipper: SERIOUSLY?! YOU GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION!!!
 * Hurricane: AND WHY NOT?! YOU PONIES LEFT YOURSELVES OPEN TO INVASION BY BEING ON HOLIDAY?!
 * Private: Well what did you expect?! It's Hearth's Warming!
 * Hurricane: That's no excuse to leave the country vulnerable to attack! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE STORM KING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: OKAY, DO NOT BRING THAT UP AGAIN, CANON FIREBRAND!!! I THOUGHT YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON!!! DIDN'T YOU GUYS GET THAT FLOWER FROM THE CLEOBRA AFTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH MILLIPEDE?!
 * Hurricane: We did get that flower. Mistmane is still working on perfecting it into my helmet to make me clam. That being said, THAT PART'S IRRELIVENT?! YOU DON'T GET TO DEFEND THIS IRRESPONSIBILITY, MS. I-BLEW-OUR-COVER-WITH-A-SONIC-RAINBOOM!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: OH FOR F***'S SAKE!!! That moment is going to haunt me for the rest of my life! Besides, you're one to talk considering you TOM SCREAMED US INTO EXPOSURE A FEW SECONDS AGO!!!!
 * Hurricane: Well excuse me for being rightfully pissed you guys don't learn to expect the unexpected! The Lodgers here said that villain attacks happen when you least expect it. And until Mistmane makes that flower's powers active in my helmet, I'm still not gonna be crazy on how modern Equestrian Life works!
 * Applejack: "Well excuse those guards who likely HAVE FAMILIES TO GO BACK TOO?!"
 * Hurricane:..... That statement was obviously designed to make me look like the bad guy, and you know it. Things like that, are why that Warface guy was confident that I'll crack and join him one of these days! There is, ALWAYS gonna be something for me to be pissed off about?! This is the release of the Pony of Shadows ALL OVER AGAIN, AND THAT WAS AFTER HER ACTIONS IN SEAQUESTRIA!!!
 * Stygian: LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!
 * SpongeBob: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS!!! We have to stop the invasion and get our magic members back to normal.
 * Kowalski: Well we'll need a plan. Those imps are clearly no pushovers, and know we'll be back. Those orbs are obviously a backup since their ice breath had no lasting effect. We'll just need to plan a new move.
 * Skipper: Uh, hello, we don't need to. We just have to find their master and rip him a new one.
 * Mr. Whiskers: A new what?
 * Clover: Death Coffin is confronting him in Ponyville. I just said that like, awhile back ago.
 * Squidward: "Going back to Ponyville might be hard since there's likely a mess of ice-themed followers behind the guy!"
 * Hurricane: "Well, hey, an Alicorn is already at work dealing with it. I bet ya that the Alicorn God of Death will resolve this in no time flat."
 * Icky: "That's, the thing. He messed with Equestria's Keyhole awhile back and casued a Heartless problem to resserect the Alicorns, sooooooo..... He might not be as strong Post-Event anymore."
 * Hurricane: "..... Well, s***..... That, only adds into my already pleasent frustraightions ON THE GUARD'S ABSINCE?!"
 * Rarity: "Well, again, many guards have families to go back to. It wouldn't be fair to them to not see their loved ones for a complete year."
 * Hurricane: "(Sighs), Okay, I get it, I'll back on complaining about this..... (Quietly) Openly...... (Openly) But still, if we are willing to put the family card ASIDE, ya cannot deny that this issue would've at least be more contained if-"
 * Icky: "Even so, these imps are obviously not steriotypical dumbass minions. Even if we have an Equestria that doesn't allow guards to enjoy holidays off.... Let's be honest, they would've been popsicles too!"
 * Hurricane: "..... Saddest thing is..... You're right about that..... Then going back to ponyville without aide of any kind would be, a challnage."
 * Skipper: Well until we get these guys back to normal, we need to get them somewhere safe.
 * Pinkie: Oh, I know a place. Maud said there were these ice caves somewhere in her home. It could keep them frosty and safe.
 * Archimedes: Well that's Ponyville adjacent. That place should be crawling with imps.
 * Pinkie: But can they breath underwater?
 * Clover: Yes. Ice is frozen water, you know. They'll find them and won't hesitate to smash them to bits.
 * Pinkie: Aw Sherbet!
 * Pleakly: Isn't there SOMEPLACE we can hide them?
 * Icky: "Well, we are in Basalt Beach now, so, maybe the Hippogriffs might have something to keep them cool with?"
 * Applejack: "Potaintionally, but there's the matter of WHERE in Basalt are we. We might be miles off from where Mount Aris is. We could be in a part of the beach the Hippogriffs don't travel too often."
 * Patrick: "Well no problem, that Rockhoof Episode showed that Pure Hippogriffs used boats for some reason. All we have to do is look out for one."
 * Icky: "Actselly, that part bugs me..... Why DO they have boats when they can shapeshift into Seaponies, or, ya know, FLY?!"
 * ???: That would be because we don't want to be too open. (Novo came out on Seaspray's ship with Stratus, Skystar, Seaspray, this hippogriff, and Bikini and Maritime turned into hippogriffs)
 * Rockhoof: Seaspray.
 * Seaspray: Rockhoof.
 * Novo: I was navigating the sea floor so we could plan my friendship crusade to other sea races. The sea ain't really an easy place for land creatures to map. It IS more navigable by sea floor, but unless you can stay down as long as you want without drowning, I don't see how mapping the sea will be a quick process.
 * White and Blue Hippogriff: (Steven Universe Amethyst voice) Well we got that Pearl, your highness.
 * Novo: Not the point, Stalwart.
 * Maritime: So, you guys are in a sea cucumber again?
 * Dodger: Oh gee, what gave you that idea? This place is too gloomy for even Fluttershy to swim, even if she likes the sea.
 * Fluttershy: Which reminds me, why're you doing this on a holiday? Shouldn't the seaponies be migrating and you guys be in your Three Days?
 * Novo: Well, I figured I got a few hours to do some more mapping before going back. The tree Drybutt set up has been a DAMN good addition and fitting decoration for the Three Days Celebration. Who woulda' thought of a tree with waterfalls?
 * Icky: The Ori and the Blind Forest game did. The Ginso Tree was pretty cool looking.
 * Stalwart: Yeah. The seaponies even gave it new details. We've been thinking of a good name for it, too. 'Sky Tree' seems too... Unoriginal. Especially since ours is originally for the Three Days.
 * Novo: Let's just cut to the chase. What happened to Princess Twilight?
 * SpongeBob: Turned into ice by an ice orb of Panian origin.
 * Stratus: It's 'Panan', and it's clear that they used one of their Freeze Orbs. It's like the Obsidian Orbs, but they turn you to ice instead of obsidian stone.
 * Icky: Well can you find us a place to keep them cold and safe until we can return them to normal.
 * Novo: Well that's a little tough. Sure the water here is too cold to swim in and cold enough to keep them in, but like I said, the sea floor is too big.
 * Skystar: Glad they don't have to worry about drowning since they got magic.
 * Novo: But there is one place we can try. The Great Iceberg Barrier.
 * Gilda: The far south icelands about an hour from here?
 * Seaspray: "Essentually. The barrior is a great asset. Just be aware it's a matter of finding a perfect spot. Some parts of the barrior are home to Barrior Regioners. These small, mysterious little hooded beings of hard to discripe origins that in legend are said to be why the barriors exist, as if to map out the terratories of each land..... Even Alicorns have pondered about the existeninal reason of these beings."
 * Lord Shen: "Are they hostile?"
 * Seaspray: "No, but they love collecting ice to fuse with the barrior. If we made the mistake of putting your friends in a place they can reach, they'll be one with the barrior. There would, be no reversing if that would to occure."
 * Sandy: "Then let's pick a spot they don't travel much into. What do these guys look like?"
 * Stratus brings up a depiction that basicly resembles a Jawa in eskemo attire.
 * Icky: "..... So, Barrior Regioners are basicly..... Eskemo Jawas?"
 * Bikini: Eskimo whats?
 * Icky: "..... Uggghhhh, so much for that joke only showing up in the AUU episodes."
 * Seaspray: Call them what you will, but don't be fooled. Their ice magic is said to be beyond even what the Strongest Alicorn can do. Even the flames of a Phenox would be weaken by their power.
 * Sandy: "Well you said they ain't hostile, so, that isn't bad."
 * Stratus: "But they are very hard to understand. They speak in a languise not reckitnised in any culture and they are tribal in nature. They are extremely curious and have no sense of personal space. And though they can be peaceful, if they are given a false impression that you are dangerious, they WILL freeze you. And let's remember what we said about them putting ice into the bergs."
 * Shenzi: "Yowza. I think we're better off giving those little guys their space."
 * Seaspray: "Most indeed. Luckly, alot of them have went to harvest water to convert into ice as is their mysterious tradition in doing so. That means we're less likely to be spotted by curious eyes and risk giving them an idea where your friends were being kept."
 * Banzai: Wait, if they can freeze anybody, then-
 * Stratus: Before you say it, they don't actually have ice breath. They carry staffs that resemble spears. for that.
 * Stalwart: Yeah. Otherwise, those things would've made the barrier a wall.
 * Icky: Oy, ANOTHER Trump joke? The endless YouTube joke comments about him were bad enough. Do people have ANY respect for their president?
 * Sparx: Does 'ObamaCare' and that infamous travel ban idea mean anything?
 * Lord Shen: "Or even the infamous though still yet to be proven claim of Russa helping him win?"
 * Icky:... Touché. But I think we'd better drop it before we break the rule against real-life references any further. Also, people don't tend to be crazy for entertainment medias that get political, also, smack-talking Trump is a pretty tired thing now anyway, so we may as well give the washout-casino owner a major break from here on out, okay?
 * Stratus: What're you talking about?
 * Stalwart: Oh, Queen Novo says they act delusional like that. Must be caffeine in their coffee, am I right? (Giggles and nudges Stratus as he blushed)
 * Iago: Hey, we're not delusional!
 * Fidget: To be fair, for folks who can't break the fourth wall, it may as well be like we're speaking absolute crazyness."
 * Skystar: (Chuckles, whispering to Stratus) I see somehippogriff's got a crush.
 * Stratus: Sky, please, save it for Hearts and Hands Day. Bad enough I get nervous when I hear her laugh and cute tomboy accent, your empathy powers make it hard to keep my feelings private.
 * Skystar: Oh, it's nothing to be ashamed of. Swellsea has an unknown crush too, and Sir Ripple still has trouble being open about it.
 * Spyro: So can you help us?
 * Novo: Of course. I ain't going to pull the same crap from last time because, let's face it, there's no reason to. But be warned, those Barrier Regioners are hard to reason with, in terms of that they can't speak english and would have no idea what we would be saying.
 * Spyro: I've reasoned with creatures like them before. Hiding from the Villain League in an enchanted forest helps you pick up a thing or two.
 * Seaspray: Well if you're going to go there, you'll need more boats.
 * Rainbow Dash/Icky: Because of course we do.
 * Hurricane: Well just call in the Hippogriff Navy and we'll be on our way.
 * Seaspray: "Well, it's just, it's a holiday and alot of the Navy have time off to be with their families-"
 * Hurricane: "SERIOUSLY?! DID COMMON SENSE BECAME A THING OF THE PAST WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
 * Icky: "To be fair, Equestria is a world where in the majority of the time, it is peaceful 24/7. It hasn't had have a serious national war since the Fear Wars and threats are often only provided by rogue individuals. It would've seemed paranoid of Equestria, or, any other nation for that matter, to not have their guards take times off or being present in celebrations in order to look out for that minority event of a would-be attack from the latest villain of the week for Equestria. And even then, guards these days are not like anichent times anymore, so, do you REALLY want them to actively be the first thing that goes after OFTEN VERY POWERFUL threats?"
 * Hurricane: "..... Again, fair point. It's just, it's the prinipal of being active defenders that has been, forsakened, is what I have problems with."
 * Lord Shen: "Okay we are being side-tracked. Seaspray, you don't nessersary need to bother any present navy. You can just as much give us any not-in-use and we'll handle the rest."
 * Seaspray: "Well, be warned that the Harbor Chief can be, abit of a strict prick. He's very touchy about unautherised personal using ships without present Navy staff."
 * Icky: Oh, how bad can he be?
 * Middle-Aged Hippogriff Navy Guard: (R. Lee Ermey voice) HEY, C***-A-DOODLE-DUNCES!!!! THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA!!!!
 * Rita: Great, it's R. Lee Ermey as a hippogriff.
 * Boss Wolf: Oh yeah, he died this year too. I suppose that CVBDC has added Toy Story Sargent, General Tsin, Sergeant Goonther, Sergeant Hobo 678, and that Prison Warden from that SpongeBob episode to their membership now.
 * Icky:... You know, I ask a dumb question, I get a dumb answer.
 * Seaspray: Meet Thundersnow Ghyll. And try not to piss him off too much, his magic ability is, shall we say, overkill.
 * Marty: Why, what can he do? (Thundersnow suddenly crackled in lightning) SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA!!!!
 * Seaspray: That. He can summon lightning and become lightning.
 * Po:... I just crapped my pants.
 * Thundersnow: WELL ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THERE LIKE PISSANTS, OR ARE YOU GOING TO ANSWER MY QUESTION?! WHY'RE YOU HERE?!
 * Lord Shen: "Good Harbor Master, we need to borrow some boats to take our fallen comrades to a safe place in the Iceberg Barrior."
 * Thundersnow: "Son, doing that will only risk having your friends' frozen carcasses get fuzed into the Iceburgs of the barriors by those mysterious as all hell Barrior Regionals. They ain't that good with english and are curious little basturds that would end up finding wherever you placed your friends in!"
 * Skipper: "That's why we'll plan to survay the area first so we can do some provision hiding in a place not even those Eskimo Jawas can reach them."
 * Thundershow: "..... (To Skipper) Penguin, I actselly admire your moxy from that. You actselly sound like a proper soldier."
 * Skipper: "I'm flattered, really."
 * Thundersnow:... BUT WHAT THE F*** IS A 'JAWA'?!
 * SpongeBob: Sheesh, these guys need an outside education.
 * Tundersnow: SORRY, WHA?!
 * SpongeBob: NOTHING, PLEASE DON'T ZAP ME!! Just, please spend more free time and you can know more. Seriously, these guys should've gotten to know what Star Wars is by now. And I thought Manehattaners not knowing what a rooster is was odd, because they SHOULD'VE gotten knowledge of a common animal like that.
 * Brandy: Says the idiot who didn't know what salad is when Pearl changed up the Krusty Krab.
 * Spongebob: "Hey, in my defence, throughout my childhood I only grew up to know how to make Krabby Patties."
 * The film of Baby Spongebob making his first krabby patty was played.
 * Brandy: "Fair point, but for someone who always deemed it a manifest desteny to work in a fastfood joint, ya would think you would also know about other foods that they serve OUTSIDE OF BURGERS?!"
 * Squidward: "To be fair, the majority of what people eat in the Krusty Krab are Krabby Patties, we rarely get custamers that buy anything outside of that."
 * Brandy: "As proven when they ended up having a dystopic post apopalictic dishastor when the recipe for them went missing! Seriously, Bikini Bottomites are idiots. Why don't they just make a religion of Krabby Patties if they need them so much? Is it like drugs? Does the secret formula have something in it that makes them addicted to it?"
 * Mr. Krabs: What makes you say that?
 * Brandy: Remember when Patrick suffered 'Krabby Patty Withdrawal'? Or when a Krabby Patty was all it took to revive SpongeBob in the Bikini Bottom Triangle? Or when a Krabby Patty cured Pearl's growth spurt? I can't be the only one who thinks Mr. Krabs put something addicting and rather medical in his fast food for people to care so damn much about it.
 * SpongeBob: Brandy, even if that's true, please don't overanalyze it. There's no drugs in the Krabby Patty formula.
 * Brandy: Like Mr. Krabs would tell you that.
 * SpongeBob: Look, I swear, on my own life, that there's nothing addictive in them.
 * Brandy: I don't believe you. Explains why you guys make such a big deal out of a stupid piece of food.
 * SpongeBob: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT KRABBY PATTIES LIKE THAT?!
 * Brandy: My point exactly.
 * Thundersnow: (Summons lightning, scaring everyone) I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!

Chapter 3: Another Anthrology Adventure

 * Polarity: So you want to know about the Reindeer of Hearth's Warming? OHHH BOY! I thought nobody would EVER ask! The best place to start is at the beginning, when Aurora was just a little fawn.
 * Yona: Fawn?
 * Ember: She means a baby deer.
 * Ocellus: You mean Aurora, the old reindeer, was once... A baby?
 * Polarity: (Dubbed as S.D. Kluger) Of course. Everybody's got to be a baby at least once in their lives.
 * Gallus: "But what about that stuff about her actselly being young as she was borned with those other two as siblings but Hearth Magic made her older?"
 * Polarity: "Hey don't get the wrong idea, that's still true. What I'm saying is that this origin story takes place before the Hearth's Deer tradiion even got started."
 * Gallus: "..... I get ya, just looking out for inconsistentcy."
 * Polarity: Now, this was years and years ago, like, WAY back.
 * Gaster: Are we talking a thousand years ago? (Everyone looks at him) Sorry, it's just, with these legends, 1,000 years is the general consensus.
 * Polarity: You want me to tell the story?
 * Gaster: (Deadpan) Yes, ma'am.
 * Polarity: (Dubbed as the Once-ler) Then it all started a long, LONG, time ago.

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