Lord Shen's 4th of July Problems

The 4th of July is coming, which convinently happens to be a holiday that practicly worshipped Fireworks. Lord Shen feels proud that his parents creation have greatly influenced the culture of another. the 4th of July easily becomes a fav to Shen reguardless of Chinese origin because of firework usage. Shen always supplies the best fireworks of teh annual "Dragon Realms Firework Festival", and this really help prove that Shen changed. However, he has problems: 4 problems: Pred Judu Des and the sisters. When Shen invited Celestia and the mane 6, those 4 managed to snuck aboard thanks to help from the Canterlot Council: Headmaster Shineflare, Councilpony Glitterhair, Councilpony Cosmoto, Councilpony Cometelius, Councilpony Utopius, Councilpony Whimsisco, and Councilpony Violet Flame, secretly helped the four get aboard Celestia's ship without notice since, Appearently, Celestia wasn;t using much since she perfected a normally dangerious World Teliportation spell. Pred plans to savitosh Shen's fireworks for one of them to "Accsidently" hurt one of the Mane 6 (Twilight Mostly) to destroy Celestia's trust and faith in United Universeal relations and forever bans ANY universeal being from ever entering Equestia again, even the lougers, ESPIECALLY to Shen. However, Discord and Black Kat has no intention of letting them cheat their way to accomplishing their goal to destroy Celestia's trust and faith in United Universeal relations and forever bans ANY universeal being from ever entering Equestia again happen by ensuring that Pred's plan backfires and turn the sabotage against Pred and the sisters and making Queen Heavenslight and King Nightus aware of this and punish Pred, The Sisters and the Council. But not too heavily though because even Celestia's Parents know that Pred and his posse are still victims of xenophobia, cruel fate, misunderstandings, dragons and non-pony creatures that're actselly evil and have no elements of harmonies yet, untill the future.

Chapter 1: Shen's Favorite Holiday.
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 * The lougers are seen setting up forth of July preporations while we hear Kairi narrate in the background.
 * (Kairi): Summer is here. Shcool's out untill next September, everybody's getting ready for not only summer vacation but also the 4th of July with Canada Day which is T-man's country's brithday on the first right around the corner. I'm really looking forward to spending my first 4th of July with Spyro and the other lougers as a family aside from the unexpected events from last Thanksgiving, Christmas and most importantly Easter, this is my peacock Uncle Shen's Favorite Holiday. However, there was an almost minor speed bump regarding a certain mean...Oops, I'm getting way too ahead of myself, aren't I? I almost give some spoilers, though, you probuly already got the idea from the summery, But still, I'm just gonna start at the beginning.
 * We go to Kairi's room where we see her brushing her hair while looking herself in the mirrior as she narrated in the background.
 * (Kairi): It started right after what happend with Gelotodrone. And my Uncle was very eager to continue his family's ancestral coustom to celebrate with fireworks dispite the fact of my uncle's chinese origins because of firework usage. Shen always supplies the best fireworks of the annual "Dragon Realms Firework Festival", and this really help prove that my uncle changed for the better. Everyone have been busy and the 4th of July preparations are progressing smoothly.
 * Icky's screams are heard with a clatter of stuff falling down!
 * (Kairi): "(Laughs), aside fo Icky's occasional accsidents. But aside from that, incredability smoothly."
 * Kairi then looks at a photo of herself and Spyro and hoped that their first 4th of July gose well. However Kairi's thoughts ended when Spongebob and Gary's screams are heard with a clatter of stuff.
 * Lord Shen's voice: "Oh what is going on THIS time?!"
 * SpongeBob: I accidentally slipped on Gary's slime, and fell into this closet.
 * Gary: Meow! (Slithers off to get away from Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Well, I guess that's okay. SOMEONE CLEAN UP THIS SNAIL SLIME! We don't want anyone slipping in it.
 * Fidget: I got it!
 * Lord Shen: WHOA! Someone EXCEPT Fidget. I fear you might screw this up again like you did last Christmas.
 * Po: I'll do it. (Gets a mop, and cleans up the slime)
 * Lord Shen: Blech! I hate it when snails leave slime tracks. No effense, yellow one.
 * SpongeBob: None taken. So, how did you get to liking the 4th of July?
 * Kowalski: Yeah. It celebrates the signing of the American Declaration of Independence back on July 4th, 1776. There's no way you could've known it since you lived in China.
 * Lord Shen: Well, it was quite a long story.
 * Icky: "Let me guess, it has something to do that the holiday uses fireworks, does it?"
 * Lord Shen: Not just that, but, conveniently, my parents and I took an other-worldly trip to America when I was young. America had one of the best darn fireworks ever created. One of them exploded in a pattern of the American flag. Another one made a swirl pattern. And another one made a pattern of some guy with a whitish-gray wig.
 * Skipper: That was George Washington, peacock!
 * Kowalski: Actually, it was Thomas Jefferson.
 * Skipper: No, I'm pretty sure it was Washington.
 * Patrick: Maybe it was Obama.
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself) That's our CURRENT president, you idiot.
 * Lord Shen: POINT IS, it was amazing. They had much better fireworks than ours. I'm not saying I was jealous because I wasn't. And I'm still not.
 * Sandy: Well, I heard they made a firework that takes the form of a bald eagle back in Texas, so--
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?...(Calms himself) I'll let that one slide. Irreguardless, i always supply the finest fireworks to the 4th of july festival. I'm working on some fireworks that would take the form, of the united universe itself.
 * Skipper: Ooh, sounds nice.
 * Private: But wouldn't that mean you'll make a firework that has swirls rotating around a larger swirl with a golden dot in the middle to represent the boundary generator?
 * Skipper: Which is STILL under the posession of that stupid glitchy Dr. Nefarious.
 * Bill: Yeah, I HATE that guy. He almost got to my friend, Wain.
 * Lord Shen: Well, yeah, that's it in a nutshell. Sure it's gonna be tough, but it'll all be worth it.
 * Icky: "Sure it would. I bet everyone, even crazypants Tri-corn would like it. Who knows, maybe she'll ease up on us"
 * Sandy: Yeah, ever since she tried to kill off Tiki, as well as the Villain League uploading them nasty videos of us on the Internet, she's been getting angry at us a lot.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah. Everyone's gonna watch the fireworks today. Even Celestia, Twilight, and her friends.
 * Crane: Yeah, and didn't Pinkie say Celestia was holding another GGG soon?
 * Po: GGG?
 * Crane: Grand Galloping Ga--
 * Po: Oh, yeah, I knew that.
 * SpongeBob: I just hope Twilight and her friends don't screw it up again like they did last time.
 * Lord Shen: Not to worry, Celestia says she'll make sure it's good for them this time.
 * Squidward: I just hope Rarity is willing to set foot in the place after she found out how snobbish that Prince Blueblood was.
 * Gilda: Yeah. Using her as a pony shield wasn't pretty.
 * Trixie: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)
 * Gilda: It's not funny, Trixie!
 * Trixie: I wasn't laughing at THAT! It's just that those words reminded me of those Lego Batman clips I came across on the Internet. Especially the one where Batman uses Alfred as a shield to keep himself from getting shot.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I'm sure we'll be ready to attend it when we get the chance. It's too bad we don't remember much of it since we mentioned spoilers last episode, so Scroopfan had to neuralyze us, and make us all forget. It's the Spoilers Code in the Shell Lodge Rule Book.
 * Icky: I've always been wondering how he actually affords neuralyzers.
 * Iago: Cartoon magic, Ickerious. Cartoon magic.
 * Lord Shen: I'm also glad that Celestia's already found 3 new bearers for the Original Elements of Harmony since we got them back from Taiklar. I'm just wondering why she wouldn't tell us about them.
 * Shifu: Well, she said she was keeping them as a surprise.
 * Icky: Yeah. But it actually boggles my head about what happens if all...uh...(To Kowalski) What's 6+5?
 * Kowalski: AW, C'MON, YOU DON'T NEED A SCIENTIST TO FIGURE THAT OUT!!!
 * Icky: Okay, 11, I got'cha.
 * Kowalski: I didn't say '11'!
 * Icky: Well, you were thinking it. Anyway, what exactly would happen if 11 Elements powered up at the same time?
 * Kowalski: Well, the power of the Elements of Harmony is incredibly strong alone, but I'm guessing that the assistance of 5 more Elements might...uh...I have no idea actually.
 * Icky: Well, I'm sure we'll find out when Discord's brother comes to plot his revenge, and wha--(Record scratch) UGGH! SPOILER ALERT! I'll meet you guys later. (Leaves)
 * Lord Shen: "Oh great, now once again, the producer has to erase our memories cause the prehistoric one prematurely reveiled one of the early season 3 episodes."
 * Boss Wolf: "I know. We have GOT to be careful about playing forth wall in this series." (A large flash is seen)
 * Icky: Okay, now that we have no idea what that was, who do you think might me the new bearers of the Original Elements?
 * Patrick: The only one I can think of who is capable of using the Element of Courage is Lightning Dust. (Banzai bonks him in the head)...Your welcome.
 * Banzai: Seriously, Patrick, Lightning Dust is a serious freak of nature, man! She has no regard for the well-being of others, and almost killed RD's friends.
 * Po: RD?
 * Banzai: Rainbow Da--
 * Po: Oh, yeah, I knew that.
 * Banzai: But seriously, Patrick. Lightning Dust is not as fit to represent Courage as much as slugs are not fit to have french fries.
 * Slug: (With large fries from McD's) Yummy, yummy, yummy, I hope these things are as good as Antonio Ant said they were. (Begins eating) Ow, AAAH!!! (His mouth dissolves, dubbed as the snail from A Bug's Life) HEY, I SAID NO SALT!!!"
 * Patrick: Slugs can't have salt? I didn't know that.
 * Squidward: (Face palms)
 * Lord Shen: "That is an interesting fact though. I understand Snails, but slugs can't handle salt too? Are the 2, related somehow?"
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, slugs are basically snails without shells, except for snails when they lose their shells.
 * Gary: Meow!
 * Lord Shen: Right...anyway, this is sure to be the GREATEST 4th of July ever. I'm gonna have a heart attack if any villain DARED mess with us.
 * Boss Wolf: "Or worse, you go "Psyco Old Shen" on us?"
 * Lord Shen: "Pardon?"
 * Po: "Yeah, uh, remember when you used to be, crazy, and all, want to take control of china thing? Yeah, We called that Shen, "Old Shen", or, "Bad Shen", or, "Crazy Old Shen", or-"
 * Lord Shen: Okay, I get it, I have a bad temper! Well, at least I still have a good side. I'm just saying I'm worried that villains might eavesdrop on us unnoticed. I mean, seriously, villains these days keep showing up on a regular basis. Boy, we have our work cut out for us.
 * Skipper: Well, they wouldn't be villains if they would give up that easily.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, i think the leage is still in the middle of fudge season if you catch my drift."
 * Iago: "Yeah, and the Imperial Scourge for brains are too busy managing a slave revolt."
 * Soothsayer: "May the devines have mercy on the slaves."
 * Squidward: "And i heard Ne-dork-ious is busy trying to renewal his submission to "Evil Genius Monthly". It's gonna take him nearly weeks to be back to work."
 * Lord Shen: "But what about the mostly independent Oc villains?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh don't worry, our usual line-up is safely in Prison 42, and currently, we are yet to deal with any new surprises."
 * Spyro: Well, just to be on the safe side, let's think of all the people we dealt with who aren't locked up, and are likely to get back at us.
 * Po:...Well, there's that pink lizard thing that busted out of Prison 42 last year. We don't know about it yet.
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, we never met the pink lizard, so, we don't know him/her. he/she don't know us... personally, i mean."
 * Cynder: "There's still Qui, her goons, and the Qui Program."
 * Lord Shen: "They have been inactive so far, so nothing of great concern for the time being."
 * Po: "Any other Oc villain we didn't jailed?"
 * Icky: "Viper's sister and those guild thiefs."
 * Spongebob: "The Sponge Haters."
 * Cynder: "Blot's crew."
 * Spyro: "Well, knowing the guild of china's worse, they prefer to stay low for sometime, so no worry from them. the Sponge Haters know too well this city is protacted by us, and in some case, Officer Axle. and we took great care of Blot's Crew, so it's unlikely they;ll be back."
 * Icky: "What about that Taiklar guy?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, he's not threat unless this year involves gold for some reason."
 * Icky: "What if Kolwalski is secretly making another "Jiggles" project and B.O.B. ends up wanting to play with it and bring back Jiggleodon?"
 * Kolwalski: "I am not?!"
 * Alex: "I am worried about that Makunga clone Maximillion."
 * Boss Wolf: "He wasn't heard in awhile."
 * Private: "Well, (gulp), did we made sure none of Golith's offspring still live?"
 * Skipper: Oh, I'm sure there's none left. And even if there is one left, it wouldn't even last a second.
 * Goliath Offspring: (Only an adolescent) RAAAAWWWWRRK! RAWWW--(Gets eaten by a regular unsentient great white)
 * PWNED!!!
 * Iago: There's also Dead-Eye Monroe and the Vulture Bros from Pastoon.
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, they are jailed. Remember?"
 * Icky- Well, let's put them in jail, and get them fixed up before we go stop the Mayor. They're bad guys, but they did nothing bad enough that we would leave them for dead.
 * Sheriff- Yeah, we wouldn't want the hawks catching these guys.
 * Iago: "Oh yeah. We did jailed them."
 * Spyro: "Well, Adrian and Dead Sea were turned into babies, so they're out."
 * Cynder: "The entire Skeetaziod race reformed under Ztingerella's rule."
 * Icky: "What about that, Eagle-Beak guy?"
 * Trixie: "From what i can understand, no one has heard of him for years now. There's doubt he's even still alive."
 * Icky: "Well, are we sure Necky won't go batspit insane with turkey rights again?"
 * Batty and Fidget: (who are both offended by Icky's batspit comment) Hey!
 * Marty: "Oh i'm pretty sure that won't happen again. Life in Farmer Steed's place is like a 5 star-hotel for turkeys."
 * Tai: "Well, most other un-imprisoned villains are either dead or reformed or other things. Are we missing anyone?"
 * Cynder: Well there is a certain pony from last easter who If I recall correctly has behavior problems almost hunted Spyro and our friend Taiku, stuffed them and hang them on his mantelpeice. Pluse he reminds me alot of Amos Slade.
 * Crane: Hey Cynder, I thought we all agreed to never talk about him especally in Spyro's presence.
 * Icky: "Oh you mean Pred Judu Dork and the bitch sisters? Even i know they won't be a problem! They're ALL the way in Equestia! The celibration's happening in The Dragon Realms! Besides, the fact the guy's main choose of weapon is a sword kinda proves the guy doesn't believe in spaceships."
 * Iago: Well, let's just hope he doesn't crash the party, anyway. He's as smart as his great grandfather, Dred.
 * Icky: "Yeah, but there's no way he's gonna SOMEHOW hear of the Dragon Realms Forth of July celibration!"
 * Spyro: Yeah, the thought of Pred still gives me nightmares.
 * Icky: Is why you keep going into Kairi's room everynight? I mean, come on, he's just a racest old fart, how scary could your "nightmares" of him be?
 * Pred: (Jumping on Spyro, taking out his sword) FROM HELL'S HEART, I STAB AT THEE!!! (Impails Spyro in the throat, killing him)
 * Spyro: (Flying until one of the Pegasi sisters slice off one of his wings) AAAAAAARRRRRRGH!!! (Another pegasi slices his other one off) AAARRRGGGHH!! (Falls to the ground with a THUD!)
 * Pred: End of the line, you scaly freak of nature! (Stabs him in the heart)
 * Pred: (Cackles as he kills Ignitus, Cynder, Cyril, Volteer, and Terrador)
 * Spyro: NOOOOOO!!! (Pred thrusts forward aiming for Spyro) AAAAAAA--(Gets impailed in the heart)
 * Pred: (Beats up Spyro without his sword, and after a fatal blow to the face, Spyro dies)
 * Icky: Oh...wow.
 * Lord Shen was actselly laughing!
 * Lord Shen: "Are, are you telling me, a purple dragon of legend, is afraid of a bunch of mules? (Laughs harder!)"
 * Spyro: Says the peacock who nearly wiped out an entire panda village because a fortune told by Soothsayer said a Panda was gonna kick your butt!
 * Lord Shen: "(Gets abit mad) Hey, that's because the Soothsayer tends to be right nearly 100 percent of the time! Unless there's a prediction that you, a mighty purple dragon, is gonna be murdered by some racest mule and his three adoubted daughters, i think you have absoluty nothing to fear."
 * Soothsayer: "As much i would normally be quick to correct Shen about nothing being impossable, i have to agree with him there. Pred may inhered years of dragon killing skills, but you bare a far greater power Spyro. So i have to agree with Shen, you are being uncharateristicly afraid of someone who is basicly isn't anything you did not defeated before."
 * Sparx: "Yeah, you dealt with sword weilding maniacs before. Remeber Captain Skabb? Gaul? Ruber? Captain Hook? The list goes on!"
 * Spyro: I'm still a bid paranoid of him. After what happened during Easter, I still think he's a heartless dragon and mythical creature killer to the core.
 * Icky: (Annoyed) You watch too many dragonslying movies, didnt you?
 * Shifu: We all have our inner demons Spyro.
 * Icky: "No intentional offence Spyro, but you kicked the butts of alot of sword weilding crazos, and NOW YOU CHOOSE TO BE AFRAID OF ONE OF THEM?!"
 * Cynder: "Spyro, as rude Icky's comment was, he's right. Not only you advanced so well from even the early spyro games, but fear is also a crippler to the hero, but an advantage to any villain. And Pred is certainly one to use his prey's fears against you. so should we have to deal with him again, you can't let him use that fear against you. I mean, remember how really big Gaul's blades were?"
 * Spyro: Gaul's blades were nothing compared to Pred's sword.
 * Matt: If it will help you cailm your fears of Pred, Spyro, then stick with Kairi during the festival.
 * Boy Sora: Yeah, nothing bad will happen to you while your safe under her roof.
 * ???: "Oogie Boogie!"
 * Spyro looks to what looks like Sharp-Pay's shadow!
 * ???: "I AM SHARP-PA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AY! OOOOHHHHH!"
 * Spyro screams! and runs away!
 * laughing is heard!
 * another voice: "HOLY CRUD TRIXIE THAT WAS BRILLIENT!"
 * Everyone looks to see Trixie and Gilda laughing, with Trixie having a hairsytile like Sharp-Pay!
 * Trixie: "I NOW UNDERSTAND, (LAUGHS), WHY THE RAINBOW ONE AND THE PINK, (SCOFFS), ENJOY PRANKS?! (LAUGHS)!"
 * Cynder: Girls, that was totally uncalled for. That was just not nice.
 * Gilda: You know what's not nice? His fear of an elderly pony dragon slayer with pegasi to aid in his prejudical behavior. He gets totally wussed out when he sees him. (Both she and Trixie laughed)
 * Cynder: GILDA!
 * Trixie: (Scoffs, and whispers to Gilda) I know who we're gonna pick on. (Suddenly, they were engulfed in flames, and turned ashy)...Ow!
 * Spyro: I heard that, girls.
 * Skipper: WHERE DID YOU--?!?
 * Spyro: You think it's funny fearing someone who thinks you're a monster? We dragons have feelings, too, you know.
 * Trixie: Okay, sorry, dude! The Great and Apo--
 * Spyro: Seriously, what's up with you speaking in third-person?
 * Trixie: The Great and Powerful Trixie does not speak in third-person...Oh, wait, I just did.
 * Gilda: Yeesh, sometimes, your speech impediment is totally odd these days.
 * Spyro: "(Sighs annoyed.)"
 * Trixie: "Oh grow a sense of humor, would you purple one? We were only "Funning with you" as one would say."
 * Spyro: I guess you're right...(Dubbed as Woody) TRIXIE, LOOK, AN URSA MAJOR!!!
 * Trixie: WHERE?!?
 * Spyro: (Scoffs, and laughs, Dubbed as Woody, and falls to the floor laughing)
 * Trixie gets mad, and turns Spyro into a frog!
 * Spyro (frog): "Ribbit. To be fair, i most likely desevred this. But it was worth it....Now KISS ME!"
 * Trixie: WHAT?!?
 * Spyro: (Laughs again, dubbed as Discord) You should see the look on your face! PRICELESS!!! (Laughs)
 * Trixie: (Turns Spyro into a mule)
 * Spyro: Oh, very funny! Turning me into a donkey!
 * Trixie: Nope. You're actually a mule.
 * Spyro: A MULE?!? OH MY, GOD, YOU'RE SICK!!!
 * Skipper: Trixie, you can stop with the shenanigans, and change him back to normal. We have a party to set up.
 * Trixie: Fine. (Turns Spyro back to normal) There, you aren't a jackass anymore...(Gilda and Trixie laugh)
 * Spyro: Alright, that's it!--
 * Cynder: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Violence is unnecessary, Spyro.
 * Sparx: Yeah. Besides, we kind of have an episode to do. So stop being a prejudical pony phobic pussy, and help us prepare for this party.
 * Spyro: Sparx, please watch the language. There are kids watching this.
 * Sparx: "Sorry."
 * Lord Shen: "Good. Just in time for me to get invatations ready." (Walks off)

Chapter 2: Everyone's Invited
Shen's Room Hundred Acre Wood Outer Space Hundred Acre Wood Outer Space Dragon Temple Festival (currently being made and underway.) Flashback of the Events of Spongebob/Spyro and Friends get Spirited Away later.
 * Lord Shen was writing some paper.
 * ???: Hello, Lord Shen. (Lord Shen shrieks, and turns around to see Princess Celestia and Princess Twilight)
 * Lord Shen: Oh,...(Chuckles) You scared the bejeezus out of me. Please knock next time.
 * Twilight: We teleported here, Shen.
 * Lord Shen: Oh...right. So, how's it been for you two since we last saw you?
 * Princess Celestia: Well, we had a little incident at the Crystal Empire. Someone stole Twilight's crown, and...well...I'll tell you later.
 * Lord Shen: Okay...well, are you guys excited for the 4th of July?
 * Twilight: Yes. While I might not have heard about it, Celestia had to tell me about it before we got here.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i am still in the middle of sending over invations. I am also sending some to Twilight's friends and-"
 * Princess Celestia: Oh, they're already here.
 * Lord Shen: They are?
 * Twilight: Yeah. (Fireworks are heard outside)
 * Pinkie: (Heard outside, Laughs) WHOO!!! PRETTY COLORS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Outside) PLEASE BE CAREFUL, PINKIE!!! YOU ALMOST FRIED ME!!!
 * Applejack: (Outside) Whoa, calm your adrenaline glands, sugar-cube! It was just an accident.
 * Rarity: (Outside) Goody-gosh, those fireworks are loud!
 * Fluttershy: (Outside) You scared away the animals.
 * Lord Shen:...I'll take that commotion as a 'yes'. Anyway, I'll be sending a lot of our allies here. I'll invite the Jungle Crew, The Dragon Crew, as well as the Eds. I am not sure about Pooh and friends, i understand they're nortouriously busy. I'm think of not sending an invite.
 * Twilight: "You may as well not to. He's almost impossable to contact these days."
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, considering they don't have Internet where they come from, nor do they know how to use a computer even if Christopher Robin has one. What do you suppose they're up to these days, anyway?
 * Tigger: (The Pooh Gang has a blueprint for a plan) Okay, here's how we're gonna do it. You are gonna push that large boulder off that cliff, and it'll launch me all the way into the sky. That should get me a big enough bounce to go around the moon.
 * Pooh: Hmm, seems pretty risky. But it just might work.
 * Rabbit: (Sighs) You're kidding, right? That won't work!
 * Tigger: Oh, please, Long Ears, you're just being skep-i-tical. That boulder weighs about a million pounds.
 * Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear. Sounds a bit extreme, doesn't it?
 * Tigger: It's fulproof! You'll see! Now, LET ER' RIP! (Pooh pushes the boulder, and it hits a lever consisting of a log and a plank of wood, launching him in the air) HOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo.....
 * Eeyore:...What a way to go.
 * Pooh: I think it's going well. Don't you?
 * Rabbit: (Scoffs) I doubt it.
 * Tigger: (Has crashed onto a satellite in front of a few astronauts)
 * Astronaut: Houston, we have a stuffed tiger.
 * Tigger: (Falls off of the satellite, and goes back down towards Earth)
 * Rabbit:...I hope he doesn't suffocate up there.
 * Pooh: Me neither. (Tigger is seen coming straight down) There he is! (Tigger crashes, and the impact shakes the Earth)...Ohh, that's gotta hurt.
 * Eeyore: Pathetic.
 * Tigger: ARE YOU KIDDING?!? THAT WAS SPEC-A-TACA-CULAR! I may not have made it to the Moon, but it was worth it. I even got a souvenir. (Shows them an astronaut helmet)
 * Rabbit:...Where did you get that?
 * Helmetless Astronaut: Uh-oh! (Head swells up) I think I should go inside now!
 * Twilight: Yeah, they can do some pretty odd things lately.
 * Lord Shen: But it's still good to be able to see the Eds again. Especially after that little shenanigan they got theirselves into when they tried to forget about their banishment from YouTube for RusselLuke's copyright issues.
 * Princess Celestia: Actually, that was before you met us, right?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, yeah, it was.
 * Twilight: "And didn't they kinda came back in Russleluke's other account "Ruscole" or something?"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, but it's mostly camio roles in the Jak and Dexter series. To bad it's on a standstill. then again, Russelluke/Ruscole always did had a bad tendingcy to take a rather long time in his videos."
 * Princess Celestia: Well, while that's going along, I brought Discord along.
 * Lord Shen: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: You're still being a sourpuss at him?
 * Lord Shen: I don't trust that deformed freak of nature anymore than I can throw it. He's bound to go back to his evil ways with even the slightest words. I mean, what did you sense that you needed to bring HIM along?!
 * Princess Celestia: "Well, it wouldn't hurt if i brought Discord here, i figured you would get a chance to bond with him."
 * Lord Shen: "Are you crazy?! All he's capable of is choas and Disorder! He might do something stupid to upset Tri-corn!"
 * Twilight: "Wait, didn't you guys earned Tri-Corn's respect with that statue of her as a statue from this "New York" world you made in the circus episode?"
 * Lord Shen: Well, we actually hit another snag with her when this pretty attractive Pteronodon came along, and...
 * Twilight: Never mind, I don't wanna know.
 * Princess Celestia: Discord even brung along Black Kat. It's been a while since the two started bonding.
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, i been aware the female Draconguus has became interwine with him. I hope she can keep him in line. She i can trust, espeically on how she helped Cynder, Kairi, and Miss Twilight out of that, "Aztec Gazelle" fiasco."
 * Celestia: "I found it ironic you trust Black Kat even dispite that she's bonding with Discord."
 * Lord Shen: "It's simple, Black Kat had no piror involvement with Mang or the villain leage, nor any interest to get involve with them, ot any other of our enemies, and when though she was briefly allined with Gaz-zon, she ceased loyalty when he crossed a moral line."
 * Celestia: "I see. your past battles with the leage, makes it difficult to forgive anyone who was even briefly involed with them. I can't say i am "ignoring" Discord's misdeeds. In fact, the Canterlot Council are still not fond of the idea of him allowing to be free piriod. They even were actselly rooting for him to cause so much trouble that Fluttershy would've gave up and Discord gets imprisoned again. and with that, his parents would've been disappointed."
 * Lord Shen: "(Stutters) Parents?! Wha?!"
 * Twilight: His parents?
 * Celestia: Yes. King Wacky and Queen Pranks. They raised Discord to be next in line as ruler of the Draconequus homeland when his older brother Mayhem grew corrupt after he discovered his kind's original purpose of causing chaos and disharmony during a war that my grandparents were involved in. Discord's ancestors were the ones to reform their kind, and move onto a better purpose of making happiness and laughter. But Mayhem...well...he took a turn for the worse. He managed to lead Discord to the wrong path, and that's what made him...evil.
 * Lord Shen: Wow...all this time, I never knew Discord even had a brother.
 * Princess Celestia: I'll tell you more about that later. Right now, we have to prepare the party. I'm sure Pinkie's already set up the decorations.
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, i been meaning to ask, has your guards contain that Xenophobic mess Pred Judu Des yet? Cause Spyro's been a mess. He's actselly afraid of that old fart."
 * Princess Celestia: No, the guards haven't found him since Easter. And what do you mean Spyro is afraid of him?
 * Twilight: Yeah, I never knew Spyro as the 'scared' type.
 * Lord Shen: "Neither did any of us! Considering that Spyro combated sword weilding foes before, i'm confused that hate-filled windbag is what makes him cringed in fear. In fact, his silly fear made him exposed to a cheap shot prank by Trixie and Gilda."
 * Twilight: Well, what happened?
 * Lord Shen: He said he's been having awful nightmares about him. He's seriously letting his fear get to him.
 * Celestia: Well, if I know anything, it's that fear can do horrible thing to you. Especially after my first encounter with Pitch Black the Boogeyman. Fear can allow villains to control you, and may also lead to you becoming a villain yourself.
 * Twilight: Well, I've always known fear as being something natural. But now that I think about that time where I went crazy during Lesson Zero, I think it's a matter on if it's controled or not.
 * Celestia: I must have a talk with Spyro when I get the chance. He sounds like he needs some advice.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, best fortunes trying to get him to WANT to talk about it. Thanks to The Blue One's little stunt, he might be unwilling to even tolerate the mere mentioning of Pred Judu Des."
 * Twilight: "(Annoyed sigh), remind me to have a nice chat with Trixie after the festival."
 * Princess Celestia: Well, we should be going, now. We have business to attend to. (Leave the room)
 * Lord Shen: See you later, my dear sun queen!
 * Celestia blushed apawn hearing that.
 * Lord Shen: "I promise you a festival worth remembering!"
 * Discord: (Snaps fingers, repairing a bowl, but it suddenly comes to life, and he sighs) Not again.
 * Black Kat: Oh, it's no big deal, Discord. You'll learn to control that soon. (Black Cat turns the bowl inanimate again)
 * Discord: I admit, I haven't been able to control my magic efficiently since I'm a spirit of chaos. Anything I use my magic on turns chaotic. It's like I'm running in circles.
 * Discord found himself running in circles.
 * Discord: "Litteraly, appearently. Even my words alone make something unusual happen."
 * Black Kat: Well, have you tried...thinking happy thoughts when you use your magic?
 * Discord: There isn't a happy thought for me to even think about besides having friends like Fluttershy and you. Most of my life went downhill. My insane brother tricked me into causing chaos and becoming evil, and I don't think even thinking happy thoughts will help me use magic efficiently.
 * Black Kat: You have a brother?
 * Discord: Yes, I'd rather not talk about it. But if you're sure, I'll try it. (Uses magic on cup on the ground, teleporting it to a wastebasket, but it doesn't work, and the cup becomes animate) Butt-sauce!
 * Black Kat: Were you doing it right?
 * Discord: Yes, I was. The same thing happens whenever I use my magic on many objects. Even the treasure map I repaired back on Destiny Islands got wackadoodled. Yet I still don't understand how that was possible. I've made pies float in the air, and I didn't see them becoming animate. It's like my magic is playing games with me.
 * Black Kat: (Turns cup back to normal) Well, something tells me you need to learn quicker on controlling your magic.
 * Discord: How?
 * Black Kat: Well, things like this happen to any Draconequui who wreaks chaos, especially the ones that waged a war on your homeworld long ago.
 * Discord:...How did you know about the Chaos War?
 * Black Kat: Every Draconequui knows about it. Chaos is what we were made for. How else would we look like this? We have multiple animal parts on us, for crying out loud. We look like something from a horror movie after all. But I'm just glad we changed our ways. Now most Draconequui spread happiness and laughter throughout our homes.
 * Discord: Yeah, that's what my parents raised me for. To spread happiness and laughter. That is until my brother came along and ruined it.
 * Black Kat: And yet, he has the same problem, too. Anything he uses HIS magic on turns chaotic.
 * Discord: Yeah, but, he's not just a spirit of chaos. He's more of a spirit of death and destruction. Just as most of the rogue Draconequui were at the times of the Chaos War.
 * Black Kat: Oh, so he's at Chaos Class-2?
 * Discord: Yes, he is. Anything he uses his magic on either turns chaotic, monstrous, or violent. Mayhem is not willing to change his evil ways because he KNOWS it's what we Draconequui were meant to do.
 * Black Kat: And why did your ancestors change their ways?
 * Discord:...Because they knew it was ri...
 * Black Kat: Because they knew it was right. You see? You may've let Mayhem turn you into a Chaos Class-1 Draconequus, but that surely doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story. It's who you choose to be.
 * Discord:...Funny, that is EXACTLY what the Lodge says.
 * Black Kat: So, problems like this can be solved if you just believe. You'll see.
 * Discord: Wow, when did you become such a good speaker?
 * Black Kat: You learn a few things when some corrupt dragon disguised as a murderous antelope tries to corrupt you to do his dirty work.
 * Discord: "I hope i do not offence, but i'm glad he really lost you when... well, when he tried to go after that girl. Not that i am glad he tried to hurt children, but, i meant it as-"
 * Black Kat: Me sacrificing my loyalty and even my life to save her? That's okay. Nobody's that heartless.
 * Discord: Yeah, no joke.
 * ???: Discord?
 * Discord: Oh, hey, Princess Celestia.
 * Celestia: I need you to help me with something. It's Spyro.
 * Discord: What happened? Did he get a sore throat when lighting some bamboo torches?
 * Black Kat: (Scoffs, and laughs)
 * Celestia: No...It seems he's got a problem with someone I've had to put up with for a while. Someone who knows Fluttershy as well as her grandfather, Grudgesly.
 * Discord:...Go on.
 * Celestia: Well, there's some ponies who have been of trouble to me for a long time. A xenophobic pony Named Pred Judu Des, who desended from a dragon-slaying pony named Dred Judu Des. Equestria considered him a hero for stopping an evil dragon named Malevolent Flames from killing many ponies, including these three pegasus sisters from an orphanage. But as soon as he got too old to continue his job, he gave his lineage the three pegasi, and vowed to put an end to dragons everywhere. I knew deep down that this was wrong. Pred was a stone killer. He killed dragons, centaurs, manticores, even other Draconequui. (Discord and Black Kat gasped) and other magical and mythical non-pony creatures. I knew something had to be done about it, but there was nothing I could do. The Canterlot Unicorn Council knew Dred and Pred as heroes, and thought that Pred's killings were justified, and would never let me do something about it.
 * Discord: And you're saying that Spyro is scared of this 'Pred Judu Des' AND his pegasi daughters? (Scoffs and laughs) I never knew Spyro as a quiverish lizard in my life. He's taken down villains worse than even me.
 * Celestia: "The other lougers are confused by this too. It is odd that considering he defeated weapon weilding villains before, it's strange it's Pred he became afraid off. He said he's been getting nightmares about him since we last saw him last Easter. I can't imagine what someone like Pred would do to the Shell Lodge.
 * Black Kat: A xenophobic pony? I've never heard such words like that since Dark Gazz tried to sacrifice that child. This 'Pred Judu Des' sounds worse than Dark Gazz.
 * Celestia: You have no idea. He and the pegasi sisters attacked Spyro and Kairi in midair last Easter, and the Canterlot Unicorn Council STILL said that was justified. I've never dealt with something so horrible in my life. It's like talking to a brick wall.
 * Discord: Yeah, and I know how fussy that Council can be. Well, since I'm no longer a spirit of chaos, and currently working on being a spirit of happiness like my parents, we'll help. Won't we, Black Kat?
 * Black Kat: Yes. Just tell us what we need to do.
 * Celestia: "Black Kat, remember when you helped Twilight out of being afraid of Dark Magic, being corrupted by it, and even being afraid of.... You know who?"
 * Discord: "You mean the freaky humaniod guy in the clishe evil black robe?"
 * Black Kat: Goes by the name of...'Pitch Black' as Twilight described him?
 * Celestia: Yes. I want you to do it again.
 * Black Kat: Well, it might not be that easy. Dragons who are vulnerable to trigger feelings of black magic like fear and anger are difficult to control. Especially to a purple dragon like Spyro. Dragons of purple breed are stronger in magic than any other breed. If black magic even gets triggered by a dragons' fear and hate, the results will be devastating. I mean, have you ever seen Spyro turn into a dark state?
 * ???: I have. (Everyone turns around to see Cynder and Sparx)
 * Cynder: Spyro's done it twice. It was how he was able to defeat Gaul. He was so powerful, he sent Gaul to a deathbed in only 30 seconds. He even triggered it when he believed that Ignitus and the Dragon Guardians had perished under Malefor's rule.
 * Discord: "Oh. Yikes. Did you know he also did it a 3rd time when he thought he was gonna lose you when you wanted to stay with those aztec antelopes after Gazzy was off the set?"
 * Cynder: "He told me about it after we got back from Desteny Islands. But he said the 3rd time wasn't as bad as the times with Gaul and Malefor. But Spyro needs to get rid of his fear. it's just as dangerious to do nothing then channeling to Spyro's dark-side. I know what happens when fear controls you. Shen told me about it. He allowed his fear of the Panda that would stop him from Soothsayer's predictions lead him to made his mistakes, and my other father Mang made sure it was to happen. Pred may not be anything like Mang, but Spyro being afraid of him will still grant an advantage for Pred. He's the type of individual that uses fear as a weapon, if not magicly, mentally. He's a sentient verson of a cowardly night hunter, uses fear as a weapon deadlier then any teeth or claw. Pred would make sure Spyro will mentally not defend himself, and leave himself vulerable for Pred to....."
 * Discord: "(Gulp), i think we got the idea what you meant when you went silent."
 * Sparx: Yeah, and Spyro's becoming more paranoid of Pred at every minute of the day. Kairi's trying eveything she could to calm him down, but Spyro's mind has been consumed by fear. Plus his encounter with Timmy's brother Martin, that Martin turned out to be fake and a Jenner clone, and Xemnas making his return to his darkstate worse.
 * Black Kat: "Wait, Xem-a what now?"
 * Shifu: It seems that we have alot of explaining to do.
 * Black Kat: "Yeah ya do. Who's he anyway?"
 * Spongebob: Well you see Kat...
 * Black Kat: "Geese, and i thought Gaz-Mask was a jerk."
 * Tai:  You dont know the half of it. Mirage almost took Spongebob's life so Malefor can use his soul to forge the the χ-blade.
 * Girl Sora: And Spyro was almost a Spyro-Xehanort.
 * Black Kat: "Wow. Celly, you sure you wanna do the, "Channel the fear" thing?"
 * Celestia: "Yes, but it will require a more safe and controled evioment."
 * Sparx: But theres two problems we need to take care off.
 * Black Kat: Ok, shoot Problem # 1.
 * Sparx: Spyro wont come out of his room. He's got the place on lockdown and he'll only listen to Cynder.
 * Cynder: Put the next part of problem 1 is that if I tell hem about the Channel the Fear plan, it would only make his fear of Pred worse.
 * Black Kat: And the Second Problem?
 * Sparx: That would be Pred and his possie of course.
 * Discord: Leave that second problem to me, my little dragonfly friend.
 * Applejack: "Sorry to be a doubting gus, but COME ON?! That stubbern old coot is in Equestia, which is like, a bunch of miles away from here in space!"
 * Discord: "Hmm. Good point. Well, problem 2 sloved. that leaves Problem one then."
 * Kairi: Before we go any further, the first thing I want to know is  what we're you going to do about Pred, God-Uncle?
 * Discord: Well if what Celestia have told me, Kat and your grand-god parents about that old xenophobic mule was true and if I wager that if he and his non-bio daughters are planning to try something to to destroy Celestia's trust and faith in United Universeal relations and forever bans ANY universeal being from ever entering Equestia again, I'll make sure that whatever that fool's gonna pull is gonna cost him and his lackies. But then again, Applejack brought up it won't be nessersaey, the crazo is like, in another world, FAR far, away from the Dragon Realms. And with the guards everywhere after him, it's not like he can just take the spaceport here.
 * Kairi: So they can't get here?
 * Celestia: No. There's no way other to get to another world without a spaceship.
 * Applejack: Now that's out of the way, let's focus on getting Spyro unafraid of that stubbern old coot.

Chapter 3: Something Rotten This way Comes, Discord has a Plan.
Meanwhile, In Pred's hide-out.

Cutaway Present somewhere in the near outskirts. flashback. Reality. Flashback. Reality.
 * Sharp-Pay is seen destroying dummy versons of the lougers!
 * Sharp-Pay: "THAT IS FOR TAKING FLUTTERSHY FROM US, YOU SPACE MONSTERS?!"
 * Chain and Axe-rella watch.
 * Chain: "Sharpy's still taking this hard."
 * Sharp-Pay is seen laughing like a maniac as she held up a dummy version of Spyro.
 * Sharp-Pay: Oh I am  so gonna make those space cusses pay for taking Fluttershy from us, starting with that purple pest! I cant wait to kill him, stuff him, gorge his eyes out, hang him on our mantle peice and most importanly make his beating heart my newest additon to my collection, and then, i am gonna stuff his dragon penis all the way up my-
 * Chain: AH! That is dusgusting!
 * Axe-rella: We may be dragon and non-pony creature hunters but even WE know thats totally inapporpiate for our standards.
 * Sharp-pay: "But that Basturd Dragon took Fluttershy from us?! HE DESEVRES THE WORSE, THAT SADISTIC, OVERLY-GLORIFVED BASTURD?!"
 * Axe-rella: Come on Sharp, Dad, Chain and I are upset about losing Fluttershy as you are and want that purple cuss dead as much as you do but could you just tone down the cursing and inappropiate junk?
 * Sharp Pay: Okay. Then I'll tear off his tail and shove it so far up his ass, he'll explode in shit!
 * Chain: OKAY, THAT'S EVEN MORE DISGUSTING!!!
 * Axe-rella: "Aw come on Sharp-Pay, you always get volient and disturbing when your upset."
 * Chain: Yeah.
 * Sharp-Pay: "You thick-headed idiots are forgetting that Fluttershy was the only one who understood us! who welcomed us! Who hated Dragons like we do! You agree with me that those space monsters need to die, right Toadstool?"
 * Toadstool: "Baa."
 * Sharp-pay: "Ha! See?! Toadstool agrees with me! The next time I see that Spyro bitch again, I'll rip out his heart, and stuff it up his throat until it comes out of his chesthole and I'll keep doing it until it bursts like a fuckin' WATER BALLOON!!!"
 * Chain: "Uh, i am not sure if Toadstool agree with you. In fact, all he ever said was "Baa" alot. He's just an unsentient sheepy."
 * Sharp-Pay: "Well i still say he was with me, so (raspberries)!"
 * Axe-rella: "Oh seriously? Has it gone to Rasberries now?"
 * Chain: "Oh yeah? 2 can play the Rassy Berry!"
 * Chain and Sharp-Pay got into a Rasberry war!
 * Axe-rella: (Does something painful to their butts as they scream in pain) What you are experiencing right now I call the Axe-Rella Glute Lock! Knock off this shit or I'll show you the Axe-Rella DOUBLE Glute Lock!
 * Sharp-Pay: "OK, OK, OK YOU UNNATERALY BODIED BRUTE?! IT'S A TIE?!"
 * Chain: "Uh, Axe-rella's not using a tie to hurt us, and she didn't even asked what she's doing to hurt us with. Pfft, and you call me the stupid one."
 * Axe-Rella: It's actually something Dad showed me how to do so I can get morons like you TO SHUT UP! Sharp-Pay, quit cussing! And Chain, go find a brain!
 * Chain: I already HAVE a brain!
 * Axe-Rella: That was figurative, you idiot! Now, listen. We may've lost Fluttershy, but that doesn't mean we should have temper-tantrums. It means we should find a way to get revenge on them, get rid of Dragons and Non-pony creatures in Equestia and Get Flutters back! but we can't do 2 and 3 without completeing one!
 * Sharp-Pay: "Ok, ok! I'll calm down! Now let me go!" (She does that) Oh, GREAT! I can't sit now!
 * Chain: Neither can I.
 * Sharp-Pay: You know what's worse than Axe-Rella's 'Glute Lock'? Having a full body cavity search from a cop.
 * Cop: HANDS UP!!! (The criminals do that) Standard procedure for one-way street violation is a full-body cavity search!
 * Criminal: Yes, sir! (Drops his pants, and the cop takes a hot dog out of his butt)
 * Cop: I found a wiener!
 * Criminal: That's my lunch. (The cop takes out a boat steering wheel)
 * Cop: Hmm...
 * Criminal: That's for emergencies.
 * Cop: Any other contraband in there? (Reaches inside, and it gets censored as millions of objects come out of his butt)
 * Criminal: OWWW!!!...I THINK I JUST PASSED A KIDNEY STONE!!!
 * Chain: Yeah, that would be a killer.
 * Sharp-Pay: "So. Where is father anyway?"
 * Chain: "I think he went out."
 * Suddenly, a cloaked Unicorn appeared, who reveiled herself as Hidden Shadow.
 * Chain: "HIDDY! YOU CAME FOR A VISIT?!"
 * Hidden Shadow: "I came to give news to father. the Council has arranged a private meeting in this very spot. Where is he?"
 * Sharp-Pay: "Uh, that's what we're trying to figure out."
 * Axe-rella: "Knowing Father, i have a safe bet what he's doing right now."
 * A burning dragon carrage is seen. A panicing Dragon Guard is skirming before an armed shadow!
 * Dragon: "Please, i am just delivering supplies to the Equestion boarders i swear! It's harmless stuff like, quills, paper, produce! Nothing of true value!"
 * ???: "Do you take me for a fool? Why would a member of the Dragon Guard be transporting things like that to MY homeland?!"
 * Dragon: "Because, alot of our usual transport guys kept disappearing, cause some psyco is murdering them!"
 * ???: "What you call murder, is what i call, fair game."
 * Dragon: "You.... You.... You mean... Your...."
 * ???: THAT'S RIGHT!!! I AM YOUR WORSE NIGHTMARE!!! (Violent screams and slashes are heard as the camera is in the sky)
 * Pred Judu Des: (Reveals himself) Ohh, they're gonna have to glue you back together...IN HELL!!!
 * Pred looks at the fruit of which he spared.
 * Pred sighed.
 * Pred: "Look at me, a desentent of a great hero, redused to be a bandit, because of Celestia's ignorence. Oh well, at least i prevented this dragon from invading Equestia."
 * ???: "Oh yes, you saved our nation from Quills and Paper, ohh, scary fruit."
 * Pred looks to see the Canterlot Council.
 * Pred Judu Des: "Ah, Headmaster, and the good council, how may i be of service."
 * Headmaster: "Save the formalies, Pred. You do realise i have to cover up your little "Trade disappearences" covered up to prevent Celestia's idiot cronies to get wise on the matter."
 * Pred Judu Des: "Now, now, miss Shineflare, do understand, it's not like i can just go to the market anymore, thanks to you being unable to remove the bounty."
 * Shineflare: "We're working on it, Pred. It's just Celly desided to drag her blasted parents into this, like a whiny spoiled 3 year old filly and made us delay from helping you! We were so close to an Equestia free of those beasts, if it wasn't for those aliens, and Celestia's white peacock boyfriend?!"
 * Pred Judu Des: "Wait, did you say, "White Peacock Boyfriend", i. i don't think i am understanding you."
 * Blue Councilpony: Well, Mr. Des, there's this reformed peacock Chinese Warlord who's part of the Shell Lodge Squad named Lord Shen. He has a serious crush on Celestia.
 * Purple Pony with Fire-Colored Hair: Yeah, they wouldn't be a great couple! A peacock and an alicorn. Who would've guessed? If I knew what love was like, I would've been married right now. At least no one has the balls to fall in love with a mean fiery brute like me. (The blue pony looks at her with hearts in his eyes)
 * Pred Judu Des: Well, that's nice to hear, Cosmoto.
 * Cosmoto, the blue pony, waken to reality by Pred, began to trip, and slamed into the floor!
 * Cosmoto: "I'm ok."
 * Shineflare: "It's plain and simple, we're tired of Celestia desiding not to taking in our word of caution, and hiding behind her blasted parents! I need your help t make Celestia stop loving aliens!"
 * Pred Judu Des: "Oh it's not like she's gonna listen to ME of all ponies!"
 * Cosmoto: "Well, we tried! Now, uh, can we go home? This place gives me the creeps!"
 * Glitterhair: "Oh grow a pair of balls, Cosmoto! If your brave enough to constenly make goo-goo eyes on Volient Flame, then you can handle the dead forest."
 * Cosmoto: "(Quietly) Not in front of Volient, please!"
 * Utopius: (With a soft-spoken voice like Fluttershy) Well, would it at least give you the courage to just tell her? It's not like she's gonna bite you like a Venus flytrap.
 * Cosmoto: (Whispering) Well, I don't know if she'll like it. She might laugh at me! Or worse, all of Equestria will blow up!
 * Whimsisco:...You realize that's kind of a worse-case scenario, right?
 * Cosmoto: That could very well happen.
 * Glitterhair: Like I said, grow some balls.
 * Shineflare: "Council! We have impourent matters! We have no time, for Cosmoto's pointless love persuit!"
 * Cometelius: "Now, now, miss Shine, your being, abit upset. Calm yourself."
 * Shineflare: ".... Sorry. I am just upset, we can't control Celestia as easily anymore. That sun-brained fool is endangering us all with that, rediculious fanisties of, befriending those, murderious, pony enslaving, life ruining, beasts! She has the, nerve, to believe all will be so, easily forgiven?! That, childest abuser of the crown?! This is so stupid of her! It has to stop! But those aliens are encouraging her behavior! They have to go!"
 * Pred Judu Des: "You want me to kill the aliens then?"
 * Cosmoto: "But, that's what got you in trouble the last time."
 * Shineflare: No, we don't want you to kill them. That'll only make things worse. The ones we want you to target are Princess Twilight Sparkle.
 * Pred Judu Des: "Uh, i can't say i appove of her dragon loving, but, if i do that then won't that-"
 * Shineflare: "Not, directly. One of your daughters proved that almost ended fataly last time. I meant, like your stunts with the Dragon Embessy, that disgusting Minotaur Hub, and the Centaur village."
 * Pred Judu Des: "Ah.... But why?"
 * Shineflare: So that she won't be a problem for us, and we'll be free to get rid of her assistant and best friend, Taiku.
 * Pred Judu Des: But doesn't she...like...represent one of the Elements of Harmony? Even i'm fully aware all of those elements litterally mean the matter of life and death.
 * Shineflare: "...... DAMN IT?! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT?! Look, i didn't mean KILL her, you volient twat! I mean, harm her bad enough and frame the aliens that Celestia will actselly turn on them, you simple brute?!"
 * Pred Judu Des: "Ah.... But with what? Aren't Alicorns, immortal, there for they can't be physically harmed?"
 * Shineflare: "Oh, that freak changeling invadion proved that Immortally and invulerableity aren't really related. Celestia had to be absint for weeks for that horn to recover. And besides, Twilight is not still with her mortal limits dispite being an Alicorn now, she is still capable of being hurt bad enough."
 * Pred Judu Des: Just one problem with your plan. Isn't Celestia capable of...you know...sensing lies? After all, if the Lodgers were accused of hurting Twilight, Celestia will just know they were innocent just like that!
 * Shineflare: "I put that into consideration. I gave Celestia a parting gift before she left. An enchanted necklace, with the power to disable her truth sensing abilities, and with the side-effect to make dangeriously angry to those that wrong the wearer's loved ones. Call it, my control collar to keep Celestia in line, for good. Once the aliens are gone, we will have Celestia take away your bounty, make you, commander of the equestian guard, and then, it's extintion for every single non-pony creatures, those disgusting, vile, horrendus dragons, included! (Overly dramitcly laughs evily as thunder clashes!)"
 * Cosmoto: "Overly dramatic much, miss Shineflare?"
 * Shineflare: Yes.
 * Cosmoto: But, Headmaster, isn't this going a bit too far? We're supposed to be an honest council. Even we know Celestia's parents have much control of Canterlot, and have as much power as Celestia. They could soon notice.
 * Shineflare: What are you saying, Cosmoto?
 * Cosmoto: I'm saying that maybe we should think things through before we do something that'll cost us our positions as Councilponies.
 * Shineflare: "Oh don't worry, they rarely get too involved in Equestia thanks to Celestia being "Proven" she can handle it on her own, the passive fools, letting their spoiled brat doing what she damn well pleases! Also, they were called to Desteny Island because Zebra Pirates kidnapped Prince Derek to make Princess Mareina pay a ransom."
 * Cosmoto: "How'd you know that?"
 * Shineflare: "I hired those Zebra Pirates. Captain Striped Knife promises to be as hard to catch as possable, long enough for us to pull this off scot free, now, can we have your full approval, you gutless wimp?"
 * Cosmoto: "Look, it's just that, it doesn't feel honest, and-"
 * Volient Flame: "(Seuctively) Hey Cosmoto, wanna be my date for the upcoming Gala?"
 * Cosmoto: (Surprised) REALLY?!? (Calms himself) Uh, I mean, sure. (They both walk off)
 * Shineflare: Well, now that he's not suspicious any longer, are you up for this task, Pred?
 * Pred Judu Des: Well, since Celestia's family isn't aware, I guess so. Just tell me how I get there.
 * Shineflare: "Fortunatly. Celestia is only gonna briefly come back from the dragon realms to pick up a few hings, like her Bean-fill Vegitarian Burritos, for the festival surrounding an alien holiday."
 * Giltterhair: "Wait, the princess can cook?"
 * Shineflare: Yes, she can. She learns quickly since she's a god.
 * Pred Judu Des: Well, then I guess this just got a whole lot easier. But that means what? She doesn't need a spaceship since she can just teleport there. I mean, if I try to teleport there with her, she'll know.
 * Shineflare: "Oh don't worry your pretty little earth pony head, Pred. Her magic is vast, yes, but there are somethings not even her god-like magic can't allow. Also, using magic to "Teliport" to another world, has been shown to have, dishasterious results."
 * Pred Judu Des: "It does?"
 * Shineflare: "Yes, the last time she tried to do it with Luna, well......."
 * Celestia and Luna are fused to togather, in like a "CatDog" formation.
 * Luna: "We are to never speak of this again."
 * Giltterhair: "Actselly, miss Shine? While your, tecnecly right, she was able to, properly, perfect world teliportation."
 * Shineflare: "WHAT?!"
 * Glitterhair: "Well, your aligences, i went to inform her we are packing her things in the loyal ship, but...."
 * Glitterhair: "YOU PERFECTED THE WORLD TELIPORT SPELL?!"
 * Luna: It wasent easy, but sister finally prefected the world teleport spell 100%
 * Shineflare's eye began to twitch.
 * Shineflare: "Everyone... Please cover your ears.... I am gonna use angry words."