Sore About Soaring

Sore About Soaring is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Since molting, Spike is still getting used to his new wings as he has trouble using them. He pretty much crashes all over the place like Twilight in Season 4, reguardless of the Friendship Students' best attempts at helping him, including a new student friendship-loving dragon outcast exactly near Spike's age named Quartz. Spike ends up losing his cool and gives up, now deeming the wings to be display only! However, now spike has a problem in the form of an Ostrich from Dreamworks China in their africa, called The Winger, a powerful runner and speedy fighter that collects the wings of anything capable of flight but unable to do so to bring forth his deluded idea of revenge on how the flight capable oppressed the flight incapable, and views himself as a bringer of justice for the flightless since being bullied for his flightless nature. He now targets Spike because of him having wings and aims to use a forbidden Kung Fu technique known as the Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice, where a straight flat hand turns into a blade and slices off any limb of any opponent, even if they were wearing armor or if other attributes like them being gods or typically having very thick skin. The Winger is amoral to the fact that Spike is a child and still aims to remove his wings, of which wouldn't be bad for Spike not only for living without them, but for growing to hate them had it not been for the implications of having to be maimed to get rid of them, let alone the threat this clearly deluded maniac has to Equestria, for both flight-capable ponies and creature in all of Equestria and beyond, especially those who can't use them yet like Scootaloo, so Spike runs from the Winger into the Roc's territory again. Can the Lougers, the Main 7 and the Friendship Students be able to stand up to The Winger?

Chapter 1: Spike's New Wings/Meeting Quartz Fume and Cozy Glow
Equestria A montage of Spike crashing into random and crazy things later. Twilight's office. Flashback. Reality. Smolder's Location Quartz's Location Cozy Glow's Room
 * Lord Shen: (An adult Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku came out of the arriving van)... Well after YEARS of anticipation, KHIII is on the path of coming out, and after how we recovered from a druma that.... Both producers rather we keep quiet about, now my niece is all grown up.
 * Boy Sora: (Laughs) And she cleans up nice.
 * Kairi: (Giggles with a blush) You don't look so bad yourself.
 * Icky: Guys, this is SAFA. You know Scroopfan's touchy about Kairi's position.
 * Kairi: Oh I'm sorry, at this point I'm supposed to believe he doesn't want me being fetishized? Fetish and romantic scenes are two different things. Fetish is sexual obsession. Romance is genuine. Let's hope the producers get that now that it's been less than 10 years since the entire fan show started. We're all adults now.
 * ???: GANGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Spike crashed into the three while using his new wings)... Sorry.
 * Spyro:... And it seems Kairi's not the only one growing up.
 * SpongeBob: WHOA, SPIKE, YOU... YOU GOT WINGS?!?
 * Spike: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, is that what these growths are? Thanks, Captain Obvious."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well, young master Spike. You seem to process, a rather sour disposition. We would figure that you'd be thrilled with this step in your life."
 * Spike: "(Sighs).... I was. But you saw that, it wasn't for forever. I'm actselly crashing worse then Twilight, and I didn't even need to have a bad run with an angry Ice Tempest! Ya won't even believe HALF of the places I've been crashing into."
 * Spike: "And, I still regret, running into the Porquepine Dragon, head-first, by accsident. His scales took forever to remove in the ponyville hospital."
 * Spongebob: ".... Gee. That bad, huh?"
 * Spike: "Well look who's promoted to GENERAL obvious!? I used to think these wings are awesome, but, now..... They're a hinderence. As much of a great episode it was.... I wish it never happened. (Sat down sadly)."
 * Lord Shen: ".... (Sighs).... Young Dragon.... I understand the sadness of your situation..... Going through puberty, is, a difficult trial. It happens, to even the best of us. You'll come to cope with the change in due time."
 * Spike: "Easy for you to say. Ya didn't get giant tail feathers because of The Molt."
 * Icky: "The molt of what?"
 * Gilda: "It's actselly a magical metamorthisus Dragons in Equestria go through. See, Equestrian Dragons, were not initionally born with wings. They go through the molt to grow them. The thing is, it often comes with biological hiccups, like itchy scales, audio screw ups, violent fire burps, and smelling damn good to predators, which at the same time, smells DAMN HORRORABLE, to everyone else. Hence why Dragons have a tradition to boot their kids out when a molt begins."
 * Gazelle: "Isn't that abit cruel?"
 * Gilda: "Hey do keep in mind, it's mainly a wild dragon thing. The civie-dragons pretty much dumped that shit."
 * Gazelle: "Well it's just, wild or not, it's barbaric to leave growing children vulerable to the outside world!"
 * Gilda: "Chillax, it's not being done for the hell of it. It actselly has a surviveal based purpose. But maybe Twilight would explain it better."
 * Spike: "So your here for the school then? Well, ya came at a convinent time, we're getting new students today."
 * Bill: Ugh! You guys go on without me. (He wants itchy) Ugh! Spike's not the only recent reptile molting. (His skin was shedding off into small pieces)
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh dear, skin-shedding season. Any reptile's most inconvinent time. (Starts feeling itchy).... And already it shows!"
 * Lola: Oh no, not again! (Itches)
 * Smolder: (Appears above) Heh, you normal reptiles have it good. Dragon molting is much more intense. All you do is peel and itch. All WE do is peel and itch, AND get uncontrollable flame glands, an acrid smell, and laryngitis.
 * Spike: And apparently the parents of the molting dragon kick out their own child. The smell tends to attract predators.
 * Gazelle: (Gasps) That's awful!!
 * Lord Shen: Agreed. I'm starting to see why you dragons act so aggressive.
 * Smolder: "Well yeah. What, did you think we were just doing it because we thought it was cool and badass?"
 * Icky: "Or toxic mascalenity."
 * Gilda: "Or both."
 * Phil: Ember said it was because you were adapting in a world of cruelty and hardship.
 * Smolder: That's one of the understandable reasons... Scratch that, it's the BIGGEST reason. But the Molt Effect has been around since before we first left our homeland. Dragons will do anything to prepare their children for a cruel world. My brother didn't exactly take his disowning well and neither did I. But when you really think about it, it's how we let our children go. Most dragons tend to survive on their own anyway.
 * Gazelle: It's not exactly fair to chock it up to statistics. Even animals aren't that cruel when letting their offspring leave the nest.
 * Smolder: Lady, you don't know the first thing about how we dragons survive. If you got to know us like that cool Flash Magnus pony did, then you'll understand. If you want to understand, why not just ask him, hmm? Now if you'll excuse me, I'm supposed to help organize the welcoming of new dragon student. Ember has been biting my tail off about it. Break a leg, Spike. (She flew away)
 * Gazelle: ".... How can dragons here be so comfertable to such an outmoded tradition?"
 * Icky: "Alot of anti-death penalty folks ask the same thing to the useage of capital punishment. But it's as simple as, it's their thing. You have to remember that Ember's dragons are the wild kind, they're obviously gonna have some things that look backwords and crazy to us."
 * Gazelle: It just feels so... Cruel.
 * Duke: Giselle, coming from a fellow Zootopian myself,  ya need to chill about this. Can't you just accept something for once? These dragons seem comfortable enough about it. Just let them have their thing, okay?
 * Gazelle: (Sighs) Okay. But I still feel off about this.
 * Icky: "So, you said you were preparing for "A" Dragon Student? Why aren't you having them in droves?"
 * Spike: "..... Let's remember that these are DRAGONS we're talking about? You can only get so many dragons interested in friendship with the school."
 * Icky: ".... So, this is a, "Get what you can get" Sort've dealio?"
 * Spike: "Yeah, alot of dragons became SUPER-skeptic about the school, thanks to the Neighsay mess."
 * Gazelle: "Ugh, hate it when a racist's actions are a reason why things move slowly."
 * Spike: "Aw don't worry. Look at it this way. At least we're taking in students nice and slowly, rather then to get them crazily quick, espeically since we don't have a group like the E.E.A. backing us, minus that we may not really need them given the attatudes they had."
 * Iago: "Well, yeah, in a practical sense, I see what ya mean. Ya don't wanna over-wealm the teachers with a mess of new faces too soon."
 * Spike: "Exactly. Besides, when the school starts to get more students as we progress in the rate that we go, and when we don't face too many problems from Neighsay and/or other less then glamourious E.E.A. members, that might change soon enough."
 * Kowalski: He has a point. So where is this new student?
 * Spike: Well like Smolder said, she's going to give her the tour. Should be a nice way to warm up.
 * Icky: "Oh, I've been meaning to ask. Whatever happened to that Crossword dude from.... An episode we're not in the current position to talk about for a good while."
 * Spike: "Unfortunately, he turned out to be not really for Otherworlders to be apart from the school, even if it's only Electross for the time being. And that's a real shame too, cause he was willing to give the school a chance until he saw Electross."
 * Iago: "So what happened to the guy?"
 * Spike: "Well, tecnecally, he didn't do anything wrong, minus, what happened with your game that you guys don't wanna speak too much about, so, we just let him go. He was otherwise, harmless."
 * Tigress: "May we see Sparkle?"
 * Spike: "Sure. She's talking to Ember about private matters."
 * Ember: "Let me get this straight. You wanna have a talk with the Dragon Committe, about the Molt Effect."
 * Twilight: "Well, yes. I have concerns that this tradition is behind why dragons are, what they are. And behind why you only managed to get over two students for the school, Smolder and the new arrival."
 * Ember: "Ugh, let me guess, the think the molt effect's "Cruel and unusual". Ugh, ya see, this is why Wild Dragons like to stay clear of pony areas, you ponies have a bad hapit of looking at the negitives while not being practical. The Molt Effect has a historic reasoning behind it then just, doing it, just because."
 * Twilight: "I'm listening."
 * Ember: "To put it simply, it was because of what occured with the first dragon to ever have gone through the molt."
 * (Ember): "There was once a time, where dragons didn't kicked their kids out when they get their wings. Molts back then didn't acted so intense as they do now. Families and bonds were so much greater.... But then, came the day that the first baby dragon, exspeared a new kind of molt.... He started to exspearience the problems Spike put up with, itchy scales, volume mishaps, uncontrol flame bursts, and the most troublesome of them all, the smell. The dragon smelled horrorable around others, but the only ones who weren't bothered, were Hydras, Tetzlworms, and Rocs, who rotinely attacked the dragons over the dragon who is going through his molt. But sometimes, they went after other dragon kids who weren't even the reason why they were there, just because! The attacks proved too much. So the elders have decreed that Dragons in molt, have to be kicked out to grow on their own. Thus, the first dragon was booted out, and the dragon community was allowed to florished from it ever since.
 * Ember: "The tradition is a means for survival just like our knowledge of this cruel world, Sparkle. It wasn't meant to be cruel to our kids, it was a matter of surviveal."
 * Twilight: "... I understand that, but Smolder told Spike that the same thing would've happened to him with me. Spike was given the impression that I would've just mindlessly abandoned him because of what he was going through. You KNOW he fears that more than anything."
 * Ember: "Look, I'm sorry about that, that's just Smolder not exactly getting ponies yet. That's kinda why she's here. Among other reasons."
 * Twilight: "I'm just worried that this tradition is one of the many reasons behind why dragons are so aggressive. And it could be why it's so difficult to get more then 1 at the time to come to this school."
 * Ember: "Ya know, that could just be as much be because that Neighsay d*** left a bad taste in their mouths."
 * Twilight: "Then answer me this, Ember. How did YOU feel about Torch kicking you out because you went through the molt? (Ember got angry as Twilight regretted her words).... Sorry, that was too personal! (Nerviously)...."
 * Ember:... (Takes deep breath)... Careful when you talk about that, Sparks, that's personal terratory your crossing..... (Sighs)..... That being said..... I decided to avoid that drama ahead of time when I started itching, by running away from Dad's cave. I didn't wanted to burden him with constant attacks from hydras, tetz, rocs, and other nasty baby dragon eaters.... Ya know Sparkle..... I get what your trying to say now. I can't promise miracles, because trust me, those committee dragons are REAL DIEHARDS for tradition, but, I'll see about having them talk with you about the Molt Effect, and, how you likely want that to stop. But keep in mind, they are stubbernly resistant about making changes, to even fellow dragons, INCLUDING me and Drakesis, even more so to the civies from Drakesis' terf, so I can safely bet it's actselly even more so, when a PONY talks to them about it, even if they were like Celestia!"
 * Twilight: "It's okay Ember. The impourent thing now is to get talks going. We'll worry about getting them to listen when it comes."
 * Ember: "Well, ya kinda have to remember that the tradtion is surviveal based, so, don't expect them to just give in about this, okay? Especailly not some of my dad's old friends, like Spine-Butt. They're ESPECIALLY rough on ponies. But, I'll do what I can to get them to even think about having a meeting with you. Just, don't expect miricles with them, okay?"
 * Twilight: Thank you.
 * Ember: Best I can do. Now how about you go meet up with Smolder and the new meat? The little one would like to meet the headmistress herself. Heads up, she's almost past Spike's age and she's very shy. Break a leg. (She flies away)
 * Smolder: (With a young purplish dragon) And there's the pond. Beneath is the underwater park where amphibious beings hang out. (Muttering to her) And the private make out area for my buds Sandbar and Shore. (Chuckles), those two are like a romance story came to life.
 * Young Dragon: I, did not need to know 'bout that, thank you very much.
 * Smolder: You're welcome. I usually take bets on how long Sandy can stay underwater kissing Shore before his lungs begin to collapse. I win the most of them. But lucky it won't happen to me as an adolescent dragon whose amphibious nature had JUST sprouted. Sadly, based on what I heard, you've got a long way to go.
 * Young Dragon: Please don't point out anything about my puberty.
 * Smolder: Yeah, Balista told me how sensitive you were about your wings. But hey, that's like saying you don't want to be a dragon. And being a dragon is awesome!
 * Young Dragon: Not when it means I'm expected to grow up to be a ruthless aggressive bully.
 * Smolder:... La-dee-dah, somedragon's going to get laid in graduation. Kinda not a surprise why dragons have issues with you.
 * Young Dragon: "Among other reasons."
 * Smolder: "But chillax, this place is great. And the teachers are awesome. Espeically that nutty professor from science class. (A girly scream was heard!).... Speak of the devil."
 * Igmar was seen running as his skin was heavily burning as he kept shedding!
 * Igmar: "PROFESSOR, YOU MADE MY SHEDDING WORSE?!"
 * Professor Buzzord arrived with Ocellus holding a kooky raygun machine.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh my, uh, most great apologies, Igmar. My Shed-Exsellarator ray must obviously have some uh, kinks, to work out."
 * Ocellus: "(Looks at a themonitor) Actselly sir, it was left on being too high."
 * Professor Buzzord looks at that.
 * Professor Buzzord: "...... That's queer. I could've sworn it was set to 50%. (Tests the dial and found out it was loose).... Well, poopy. Turns out the silly dial was loose. It ended up getting to 100% by when the machine turned on. Now poor Igmar is going through a life-time of skin shedding for his naterol reptile life. Ocellus, as my number one assitent, can you help me fix this after class?"
 * Ocellus: "I'd, be flattered, professor."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Wait, I thought your name was Ocellus. (Smolder and the Young Dragon laughed!). Oh, Miss Smolder. Good to see your in a delightful mood. And that would be the new student I presume?"
 * Young Dragon: Yeah. Quartz Fume. I, take it this is a bad time?
 * Buzzord: Well, yes, as you can see, I'm too busy. I just ended up putting Igmar here in neverending molting. If I don't have it fixed as soon as possible, his skin might die entirely and he'll be a walking figure of muscle.
 * Igmar: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Kurtle showed up.
 * Kurtle: "Oh don't worry Igs. He said "Might"."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh yes Igmar, it's PURELY theroretical!"
 * Igmar: "ALOT OF THINGS YOU CREATED ARE PURELY THERORETICAL?! WHAT IF IT'S TRUE AND I END UP BEING WALKING MUSLE?!"
 * Buzzord: "Well, in tecnecally would you still be alive, but exposed musles would become gravely more stressed and be at risk of puting you in a state of shock."
 * Smolder: "Also, the smell of exposed meat would REALLY make predators go WILD for you."
 * Igmar: ".... PROFESSOR, PLEASE FIX THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Calm down, calm down, I just need to set the machine in reverse and-"
 * Igmar: "FORGIVE MY RUDENESS SIR, BUT I HAVE LITTLE TRUST IN THAT CRAZY DEVICE NOW?! JUST TAKE ME TO A HEALER TO CURE THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "Well the best one avaluable at the moment since we don't have a school nurse yet is that Meadowbrooks pony, but she might be more capable to handle naterol aliments, not really artifical ones."
 * Igmar: "SHE'S OUR BEST SHOT, SIR?! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE?!"
 * Twilight's voice: "What's going on here!? What's with the screaming!"
 * Twilight showed up and saw Igmar rampently shedding!
 * Twilight: "AHHH!? I know it's a season for reptiles to be shedding their skin, but goodness to Celestia, it's not usually THIS BAD?!... (Sees the Professor)...... (Deadpanned) Buzzord...... What did you do this time?"
 * The Lougers arrived and saw Igmar's state.
 * Icky: "JESUS CHRIST?!"
 * Viper: "..... And I thought the reptile lougers had it bad."
 * Kurtle: "Up. Makes me glad to know that turtles don't shed skin...."
 * Fluttershy showed up.
 * Fluttershy: "Tecnecally, turtles do shed. Just not like other reptiles. While a turtle never actually leaves his shell, which is permanently fused to the rest of his body, a turtle may shed pieces of it periodically."
 * Twilight: "Ahem! Seriously, Buzzord, what happened?"
 * Buzzord: ".... Would you like the short-story or the full detailed one?"
 * Twilight: Short.
 * Buzzword: One of my devices put him in eternal molting and I need to get him back to normal before his skin dies and comes off.
 * Iago:... (Laughs) YOU F*****G IDIOT, I SAW YOU DO STUPID S***, BUT THAT RIGHT THERE TAKES THE CAKE!!!!
 * Igmar: TELL ME ABOUT IT!! That's the LAST time I ask the professor to quell my agitating shedding. HE JUST MADE IT AS WORSE AS IT CAN GET!!!
 * Twilight face-hooved.
 * Twilight: ".... Buzzord, I know I had promised to take it wasy on you when your inventions go crazy, but I need to ask you to put that to a minimum right now, espeically when we have two new students, Quartz, and a young Peryton princess! I want to make a decent of a first impression as possable for both, and Igmor having a shedding attack, is the oppisite of a good impression!"
 * Buzzord: "But alchourse, princess. I still need to have Igmar back to normal though, but he refused to let the machine fixed that."
 * Icky: "Likely because it started this fiasco."
 * Twilight: (Sighs) I got it. (She reverses the ailment immediately)... There.
 * Igmar:... You couldn't get rid of the molt entirely?
 * Twilight: Mister Igmar, I'm not good at every spell in the book. Plus, nature is like a runaway dump carriage. Hot, fast, and full of garbage.
 * Igmar: Eh?
 * Twilight: In simpler terms, nature can't be stopped!
 * Igmar: WHAJUBU, I NEVER SAID I WANTED IT STOPPED!!! I'M NOT GOING THROUGH PUBERTY HERE, IT'S MY FIFTH MOLT!!!! I WANTED SOMETHING LIKE GET RID OF ALL THE DEAD SKIN!!!! WHAT PART OF THAT CAN'T BE STOPPED, YOU STUPID MULE?!
 * Kurtle: IGMAR! THAT'S NOT LIKE YOU TO INSULT PEOPLE!!
 * Twilight: Wellll, here's the thing: molting can't be removed artificially. Dead skin only comes off when the new skin is ready.
 * Igmar: THEN USE YOUR MAGIC!!! GEEZ, DO YOU HAVE ANY INTUITION?!
 * Twilight: I can't make new skin as much as I can't make new hair. It has to come from something in the environment.
 * Igmar: Okay, you seriously have no idea how you can use basic magic, do you? Just accelerate my shedding!!!!
 * Twilight: I do that and it'd risk ripping your dermal system off completely, grave pain, or even tearing you apart.
 * Igmar:... What a joke. And I thought magic was all-powerful and didn't need to be explained, but that was a lot of explanation. These ponies suck at magic.
 * Kurtle: IGMAR, WHAT IS UP WITH YOU?!
 * Igmar: What's up with me? WHAT IS UP WITH ME?!? I GET EMBARRASSED AND MOCKED FOR THIS MOLT, IT AGGRAVATES ME FOR THE LAST 19 HOURS, GOING TO BUZZKILL HERE ONLY MADE IT WORSE, AND JUST MAKING THE MOLT GET OVER WITH IS BEYOND THIS POOR EXCUSE OF A MAGICAL PRINCESS' POWER WHEN IT SHOULDN'T!!! (Itches madly) UGH, THIS MOLT IS KILLING ME!!!!!
 * Buzzord: ".... Sparkle, you need to pardon Igmar, he gets irritable when he sheds skin."
 * Savio: "(Scratches himself with tail) Well feelings' freaking mutual!"
 * Twilight: "Well, maybe it's best you just take him to your room and have him stay there."
 * Buzzord: "Alchourse, Kurtle, get Igmar out of here.... And some cream."
 * Kurtle took Igmar with him.
 * Buzzord: ".... I promise you, he'll come back around to deliver an apology personally."
 * Shenzi: He had better. That was way too far insulting her. I get that magic is limitless, but come on, casting it isn't. He can't expect his problems to be done with a quick spell.
 * Banzai: "Nor can he expect science to do it, appearently. At least, not doing it right anyway! (The Hyenas laughed!)."
 * Twilight: It's okay, actually. It's not the first time others in the school have criticized us.
 * Quartz: Well, I don't give a f*** what they say, you ponies are perfect.
 * Twilight: Hey, watch the language.
 * Quartz: Oh, uh, sorry. I keep forgetting that vulgarity isn't acceptable here. In the Dragon Lands, we have no obscenity. Some baby dragons' first words have been swear words and they are allowed to watch other dragons m********e or have sex.
 * Ed Otter: Well that is sadder than a shaved monkey without no tail.
 * Quartz: Kinda comes with being an aggressive race. Name's Quartz Fume.
 * Twilight: I know. Balista told me all about you. That's why your perfect for this school.
 * Quartz: "Well thanks."
 * Pinkie showed up spazticly as she cheered as inadvertingly freaked Quartz out!
 * Pinkie: "A NEW STUDENT?! GREAT! I can't wait to introduse you to ALL the other students! (Grabs Quartz and runs off with her before anyone can say anything!)....."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(While passing by) Pinkie Pie. So random, am I right? (Leaves)."
 * Twilight: "(Sighs). Pinkie is always so spaztastic when we meet new people here, like she did to Cozy Glow. That poor filly almost had a heart-attack."
 * Lord Shen: "Uh, yes, you see, Sparkle, that's among the things I had wished to talk about-"
 * Twilight: "I can only imagine what it would be like when the young Peryton princess gets here."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well since she's royalty, I bet she's gonna go all out and hire trumpent guys and turn her dorm-room into a throwneroom."
 * Lord Shen: "AHEM, Sparkle! (Twilight looks at Shen)..... I wanted to say that I wanted to talk to you about this, "Cozy Glow". When I had witnessed her debute appearence, I had this, odd feeling about her. She felt, too coincidental to just randomly end up being a help to the Crusaders being able to become tuters in the school. I have, suspitions with the child."
 * Twilight: "(Confused) Your, suspicious, of a little filly?"
 * Shrek: Yeah, I get certain vibes from her too. I mean, they met her randomly crying right next to their clubhouse as if she WANTED them to notice. Not to mention her cutie mark, is a chess rook. Don't you find that a WEE bit suspicious?
 * Twilight:... I feel you're reading too much into that.
 * Lord Shen: "Look, I just wish to have a conversation with the young one, to set some concerns straight."
 * Twilight: "Well, as much as it's weird you feel uncomfertable about a little filly, if it concerns you, then I'll take you to see Cozy right now."
 * Lord Shen: "Splended, Sparkle."
 * Pinkie appeared with Quartz into a room where a celebration was takening place with a banner that read "Welcome newcomer!"
 * Quartz: "By the flaming breath of Torch!"
 * Pinkie: WELCOME TO THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!
 * New Changeling: (Laughs) Still funny when you say it out loud.
 * Pinkie: Gaster? What did we say about being a bad influence to new students?
 * New Changeling (Gaster): Ughhhh, to not to, or, whatever. Oh why ya need me to take it easy on the new meat? She's gonna be treated roughly anyway. I mean, she's BARELY older then Spike, and he got the wings recently!
 * Quartz:... You do know we dragons have no sense of vulgarity and we bully as a sign of bringing out the toughest in us, right?
 * Gaster: So, is THAT what Professor Egghead was trying to say? I couldn't speak dorkinese. All I heard was, (Shapeshifts into Rainbow Dash) HEY, I'M PROFESSOR EGGHEAD! I'M TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL, BUT I WORK IN ONE ANYWAY! (Much of the students laugh)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Flying in) I don't even sound like that. And for that matter, if ya ain't gonna be cool about this, ya may as well go do your own thing!
 * Gaster: Tch, Whatever. This party's full of killjoys anway. (Buzzes away)
 * Pinkie:...... Yeah, Gaster is a recent addition. Thorax said he is socially unstable and needs friends, and thus he was directed at our door by Pharynx, who's otherwise not too bothered by how "New Drone 19" has been acting out.
 * Quartz: "Well if this Pharynx guy likes him as he is, then why is he here?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Let's just say we know a certain enemy that would LOVE how much of a jerk that kid is and would use that against Thorax. He kinda has to be here to find that perfect balence of being a badass, but being a good one."
 * Quartz: "Well, I hope he doesn't get too rough to this other new student I heard about. I hear talk that she's, a princess of sorts?"
 * Fluttershy: "(Shows up) Well, sort've. She's actselly a younger sister of a famous Peryton Princess Named Princess Prominade of the Peryton kingdom in the Deer Lands of Cervia."
 * Gallus: "Perytons? They're like these, flying deer creatures, right?"
 * Rainbow Dash: 'Princess Promenade'? Is that SERIOUSLY a nod to an early MLP generation?
 * Applejack: THAT'S what you choose to focus on? Really?
 * Scroopfan: "IT'S A PURE ACCSIDENTAL COWINIDENCE?! THE NAME IS MEANT TO SYMBOLISED HOW OVER-CELEBRATED SHE IS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Okay okay, chill! The name gave me a wrong idea, okay?! Sheesh."
 * Applejack: And yes. Perytons are the deer equivalent of Pegasi.
 * Ocellus: What about their version of unicorns?
 * Applejack: Apparently they don't have any. They really don't need horns to use magic.
 * Quartz: Well I hope she's nice.
 * Fluttershy: "The young sister, oh most diffently. Promenade? Well, she's nice, but.... Easily confused."
 * Quartz: "How exactly so?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well.... She's often annoying, needy, picky, and incredibly full of herself.... Or so I've heard."
 * Quartz: What?
 * Fluttershy: "Erm, well, let's just say, her parents like to treat her more speical then she already is as a princes, and-"
 * Rainbow Dash: SHE'S GOT ADHD AND AUTISM!!!!!!
 * Everyone: WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well how would you say it?!
 * Rarity: It's called tact!
 * Rainbow Dash: You mean that thing Gilda said was 'nice time-wasting lying'?
 * Gallus: Heh, she said that to me too.
 * Rarity: Ugh, you are so-
 * Rainbow Dash: What? Insensitive? Snobby? Arrogant? Self-Absorbed?
 * Rarity: How about all of the above?
 * Yona: HOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD IIIIIT, CREEAATTUURREEE FRIIIEEENNDS!!!!...... (Takes deep breath)...... Are we really going to argue like this? In front of the newbie like this no less?
 * Rarity: Well it's not our fault Rainbow Dash was insensitive. That's exactly why her adopted sister got banned from the show for a brief moment.
 * Yona: YONA DON'T CARE ABOUT BAD COMMENTS!!! ARGUMENT ENDS!!!!!... So glad Uncle Yakbrain wasn't here to hear me in the canon-voice.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yona, if you keep bringing up Yakbrain every time you use your canon speech, it'll be really redundant.
 * Yona: Yeah, probably. Now, if we're all quite done here, can we get this little tyke to her room?
 * Rarity: "Perhaps that's for the best."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Fair enough. So glad Twilight wasn't here for that."
 * Applejack: "And your lucky we'll be generous enough to keep quiet about it. But you have to remember some tact with Princess Promenade shows up. Her head may not work properly, but her parents, the king and queen of Perytons King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia, are very sensitive about her well-being, even more so since Promenade's the heir to the throne."
 * Gaster: "(Was seen leaning on the doorway) An autistic flying deer in charge of a kingdom? Don't see how THAT can go wrong! (Laughs)"
 * Pinkie quickly got up to him and gave him a serious stern face!
 * Pinkie: "Okay, Mr. Party Pooper, you DEFINITELY need to see Starlight about your attatude!"
 * Gaster: "Oh, you mean Stalin Pony?"
 * Pinkie gasped!
 * Pinkie: "NOT COOL USING A STARLIGHT SLUR AT HER, YOUNG MAN?! NO WONDER THORAX HAD HIS BROTHER TAKE YOU HERE RIGHT BEFORE THE VI-TOR THING HAPPENED?!"
 * Gaster: "Well come on, didn't she started out messing with cutie mark communisum or what?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Didn't YOU accidentally kill your own brothers? (Gaster was shocked)... Yeah, p'wned you real good, didn't I- (Gaster turns into a D&D Gloomwing and attacks her) AAAH!!!!
 * Gaster: HOW DARE YOU MENTION MY BROTHERS?!? THEY WERE GOOD CHANGELINGS!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Holding off his chelicerae) AAAHHHHH, OKAY, I'M SORRY, I TAKE IT BACK!!!! (Gaster changes back)... But your comment about Starlight was still uncalled for.
 * Gaster: "SAYS THE PONY THAT BROUGHT MY BROTHERS INTO THIS?! (BUZZED OFF ANGERLY?!)...."
 * Rarity: ".... You see Rainbow..... This is what we meant, about tact."
 * Quartz: "...... Do, I even wanna know?"
 * Gallus: "Trust me, it's personal stuff and he doesn't like it when we talk about it. But, we'll worry about it when it's approbeate."
 * The group started to lead Quartz away.
 * Pinkie: FYI, if I wasn't such a nice mare, and that if I was encharged, I'd have that Gaster guy expelled and/or suspended depending on my mood.
 * Applejacks: "Gosh, Pinkie. That sounded abit unlike you."
 * Pinkie: "I know, but that Gaster was Old Gilda levels of mean."
 * Quartz: (Sighs) I'm going to fit in, I can really tell.
 * Cozy was seen alone, building a strange magic-powered artifact, that turned into a magic mirror and turned into a magical communicator as it showed a mysterious figure.
 * ???: "Cozy! About time you called up?! What do you have to report?"
 * Cozy: "(More serious then what she was in the episode) Chill down, will you? It wasn't easy to be inconpicuious here, ya know. Not after the druma you forced me to have with those Crusader fillies who... I have to admit, they were abit nice to me, but ya know, I was lucky those three were too trusting and nice to ever question convinence. Like, not even Rarity's sister, who's usually the smarter one, never stopped and think "Hey, what's she doing all the way out here crying and not being consoled by Starlight or Fluttershy" or crud like that! I mean, how trusting can ya get if you never question convinence! Heck, they never called me out when you had me intentionally flunk that easy as balls test that must've made me look like an absolute retard to everyone else! Ya know, sis, I do NOT get your needlessly elaberated plans and such, I mean, WHY did I needed to do this druma?!"
 * ???: "Ughhh..... Sister, it was so it can be used as evidence for any E.E.A. member to utilised.... If any of those feeble minded twats can get to that info."
 * Cozy: ".... Ya know, sister, it ain't like Sparkle is doing bad things to people. I mean, wasn't this school founded as means to counter Storm King-like Threats or crud like that?"
 * ???: "FOCUS, CONFOUND IT?! I wanted you to spy on this school for a REASON!"
 * Cozy: "(Annoyed) That being."
 * ??? It's as simple as because I am STRONGLY against SPARKLE?! Twilight is no more deserving being Princess of Friendship, then a mentally disabled derpy-eyed pony is! (Derpy was seen outside of Cozy's room, having heard that, and sighing sadly from that and left) On top of that, she doesn't deserve friends like them. She claims to be a smart valedictorian and yet deteriorated that for having an antisocial phase to where she needed friendship lessons, AND became a bookworm who didn't know to not judge a book by it's cover, WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP!! She has a selfish sense of pride and self-entitlement.
 * Cozy: "No offence sis, but, you're not exactly being Miss Improvement yourself."
 * ???: SHUT UP?! She completely underestimates the closest ponies around her to the detriment of her life, and she does things she knows is wrong just for her own problems and title. That's why I should have that title.
 * Cozy: "Ya know, realisiticly, saying you want it because you said you can do better ironicly only makes it even more appearent that your NOT good for it."
 * ???: "..... You just can't let me enjoy my hubris, can't you?"
 * Cozy: "Well YOU didn't let me enjoy a good life! So I say, evens steven! (Razberries!)."
 * ???: "DON'T STICK OUT YOUR TONGUE AND MAKE FART NOSES AT ME, YOUNG LADY?!"
 * Cozy: "WELL MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP HAVING A LADY-HATE-BONER FOR TWILIGHT?! She probuly doesn't even realised you exist?! So can't ya drop it and go make friends already?!"
 * ???: BAH! I don't have friends, and I don't need any. I only know friendship. And that knowledge was ignored.
 * Cozy: "Isn't that abit ironic that you know friendship, yet ya don't practice it?"
 * ???: "I..... Shut up! Knowing friendship is much less burdensome than having them."
 * Cozy: "You know about friendship, and want exactly what Twilight has.... Yet paradoxically you don't partically CARE for having friends..... Do I smell hypocrisy?"
 * ???: "I ONLY THINK ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS WHEN THEY AREN'T A LIABILITY!!! UGH, YOUR MISSING THE POINT, YOU BRAT!! She stole the glory that should've been mine! The Princess of Friendship title, relieable friends, adulation, outstanding achievements, her own school!? That all should've been mine!"
 * Cozy: "Sis, your litterally the worse ever pony to ever have ANY of those things. Celestia would've looked like a complete idiot if she picked you for being a princess of friendship, yet doesn't practices what she preaches! That would've made you a false alicorn!"
 * ???: "Cozy, at least, HUMOR ME HERE?! Are you at least in position about finding any valuable secrets in this place?!"
 * Cozy: "Ughhhh. Yes already, I'm in the freaking school. But don't expect instint results because I HAVE MY OWN PRIORITES AND LIFE?! Look, if I find something impourent, I'll begrugdently tell you about it, okay?"
 * ???: "(Sighs), At least I can relie on your relucent desire for family to have you doing this at all. Do remember that we are family, Cozy. And if you want our family to be better then it actselly is, you work with me on this, okay?! Our chance to make the world of Equestria better in OUR way in on the line!"
 * Cozy: "I GET IT, YOU TOLD ME THAT A MILLION TIMES ALREADY, SIS?! IT'S SO ANNOYING IT MAKES ME WANNA-"
 * Twilight's voice: "Cozy, is everything okay in there?"
 * Cozy freaked out and tossed the artifact to the wall that broke it back to pieces as they fell, which cozy quickly got to sweep them under her rug as Twilight opened the door.
 * Twilight: "Cozy, I heard you talking to, something. Is anything okay?"
 * Cozy: "(Sweet voice) AHEM! Oh, itw's owkay, I'm just w'talking to my imaginary fwriend."
 * Twilight: "(Gives a sympathic face) I see.... Well, I have some visitors that want to see you. They have, concerns they want to air out."
 * Cozy: ("AWWWW, F***?! I KNEW MY SISTER'S "BRILLIENT PLAN" WOULDN'T WORK IN THE LONG RUN?!")... Owkay. I'm listening.
 * Lord Shen: (He and the Lodgers arrived)... Hello... Ms. Cozy Glow.
 * Cozy:... Aren't ywo the Lodgers I heard a wot about?
 * Lord Shen:......
 * Chi Fu: Shen, are you entirely sure that this little one is up to something irksome?
 * Biyomon: Yeah. She doesn't look like she could hurt a fly.
 * Lord Shen: That's what they said about the Parasprites, and it ended in near disaster. I don't know if she could be possessed by something evil, or could be a relative and/or pawn for Neighsay, but, I'm having a hard time trusting her.
 * Cozy: "What's wot to twust?"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well first off, I have seen alot of young children here, and I have yet to have met alot of them, or any for that matter, that act this, near Gen 1 levels of cutsy, apart from you! Also, I seen the episode, you just, randomly show up out of nowhere when the Crusaders were talking about wanting to be in the school, crying coswinidently loud enough for them to hear, and that you were struggling in this school, neverminding that it was buildt to help students with struggles: A guidence counciler, friendly and helpful teachers, students being encouraged to be friends to others, in a SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, MIND YOU, and that after all what the Crusaders did to help you be better, YOU'D INTENTIONALLY SCREWED IT UP AND FRAMED THEM AS PRANKSTERS?!"
 * Twilight: "Whoa, calm down, Shen! She actselly meant that to make it look like the Crusaders were actselly BAD at friendship."
 * Lord Shen: "And then there's that! Your sudden buyer's remorse and quick willingness to confess your misdeed! Look, I can get behind you were trying to make them more worthy by making them look as incompident as Spongebob's driving skills or Squidward's mediocre clarinet music playing,"
 * Spongebob: "HEY?!"
 * Squidward: "... Mediocre?"
 * Lord Shen: "But it doesn't change the fact, that it all was cleaned up, too smoothly. You didn't tried to hide it and allow the Crusaders to eventually try to investigate things or one of the students smelling something fishy. No! You resolved your own misdeed out of the blue. There's also the matter of how overly the top cute you are, it's up to near-gen 1 levels, then there's your overly drumatic tendingices, and that suspiciously Elmer Fudd-like voice! But most of all, a rather inconsisent Rook Chess Piece cutie mark for what looks like the theme of a Shirly Temple Pony! Also, there's the matter that I don't seem to think that you appeared in the season 8 openner!"
 * Twilight: "I can justify that, Shen. She was a recent student before the events of "Marks for Effort". She was, quietly introdused. She asked against having fanfare."
 * Lord Shen: "Fair enough, but that opens up a can of worms on how that's quite queer as well!"
 * Cozy: "Erm, um, well, for the cutie mark, I, I was, from a family of ponies that weally wove chess?"
 * B.O.B.: "Well, there you go. She was from a family of chess enfusiests."
 * Lord Shen: ".... I can't neither conjure up evidence to disprove, nor support it. But do be noted that I will ask Celestia about this, later. Now, about the other things, why did you happened to be in Sweet Apple Acres, miles away from the actual school, and not seeking out Starlight's aide?"
 * Cozy: "I, wanted a private place to cry, because, the swool was too pwublic."
 * Icky: "Welp, there ya go, Shen. She deemed an apple farm a more private place to cry her eyes out then doing it in front of folks. It's classic anxity problems 101."
 * Lord Shen: "... Again, neither disprovable, nor supportable. But there's still one thing..... If your thing is that your shy, why were you so quick to confess what you had done, and not act more realisticly and kept quiet?"
 * Cozy: ".... Because I wame to wike the Cwusaders enough to wo so. They were the wicest ponies in a wong wime wor me."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... Sir, I think you may've over-reacted again. I mean, MLP:FIM does have a history of randomly making characters appear from nowhere, I mean, just ask Twilight and her suddenly appearing brother or how Maud became a thing even when she wasn't in Pinkie's cutie mark story."
 * Dr. Cockroach: Although, even Elmer Fudd didn't have random W's put in his words. Wame? Wice? Wong wime wor me? He only had Rs and Ls replaced. I'm starting to think she's faking it.
 * Cozy: Wi'm wot waking wit.
 * Dr. Cockroach: YOU'RE NOT EVEN SPEAKING ENGLISH AT THIS POINT!!!!
 * Cozy: Ugh, take a joke, wiw you?
 * Shenzi: It's not a joke, and this ain't no game of chess. It's OUR game of chess.
 * Lord Shen: We're still onto you, Miss Glow. This rook will not go straight to the king in this game. We'll be watching you.
 * Cozy: And, hyptheticwy, if I WAS evil, how wiw you do that? Plus, it seems fweaky watching a filly.
 * Kaa:... She has a point.
 * Cozy: And wiw you even watch me in the bathwoom? Seems like a good pwace to be free a'surveiwance.
 * Kaa:... ALSO a good point.
 * Lord Shen: ".... Young one, NOT a litteral eye, I meant that we will be kept posted on any strange behavior you do."
 * Twilight: "Okay Shen, I think you made your point. How's about you guys go and get re-aquitented with the students? (The Lougers leave, but Shen keeping a firm eye on Cozy until out of side.)...... I'm sorry about them, Cozy. You kinda need to understand that the school, had a rough start with a disbanned education organisation. They only meant for Equestria's safety."
 * Cozy: "I know. Whey only wan to welp."
 * Twilight: "Now, Cozy, try not to worry about Shen too much. He's been known to be over-cautious. He got that from years of protecting his adopted niece Kairi from many enemies. He can get.... Over-cautious. He'll ease up on you with time. (Leaves the room as well)....."
 * Cozy waits to make sure she was completely alone.....
 * Cozy: "..... (Normal voice) Ugh, finally! For once, I'm glad to be alone and miserable..... And from what that bugman said, I really need to work on my innosence accent. (Gets the artifact back from the carpet, puts it back togather again and gets the silluetted figure again.) Ya know sis, you are very lucky that I know how to get out of bad scrapes! Because there were people that were suspitious! And, they don't even look liked that, at least a majority, are in the same freakin' universe as Equestria!"
 * ???: "Ugh, of course. The Lougers get involved."
 * Cozy: "Ya do realised this puts a dent to your "Brillient Plans", sis!"
 * ???: "Oh come now, Cozy! It was ineditable that they would come across you! It's no serious problem. Only commence work when the Misfits aren't looking or around. Simple, as that."
 * Cozy: "Ugh, easier said then done. I can't exactly predict when those aliens would show up! Equestria is among their most visited worlds! We have the tragic problem, of having threats to Equestria every 6 seconds!"
 * ???: "Look, it's likely they're only gonna be here to see the new students, I mean, the chance of another new threat popping up are a bazillion to one!"
 * Cozy: "Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd ya freakin' jinxed it!"
 * ???: Oh don't be so cliché! BG out! Make me proud, baby sis. (She hangs up)...
 * Cozy:... I am NOT a baby sis! Ugh! Why did I get stuck with this crazy s***?! Ughhhhhhhhhh. Story of my life, I guess.

Chapter 2: A Peryton Princess Harmed/Spike Meets Quartz
A Road In Everfree School of Friendship Prop Closet Flashback Flashback ends. Front area of the shool. Peewee's Nesting Sight Later... School of Friendship Starlight's office. Meanwhile... Flashback Present (This song plays as Gaster sings, as the group follow him, leaving the school and right into Everfree as they go through crazy situations with the local fauna, secretly followed by Spike and Quartz coming after them). Cutaway in WB Camelot Back to Spike and Quartz Meanwhile... Meanwhile...
 * Two misfited Snips and Snails-like Deer are seen pulling a regel chariot.
 * Inside, two Peryton sisters were seen, an older one was seen admiring herself to a personal mirror carried by a personal toadie while the youngest just pouted and rolled her eyes at her.
 * Older Sister: "Who's the prettiest and sexiest Peryton Princess? I am! Because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Younger Sister: "Ugggghhhh! Ya know, you're almost like that Pink Alicorn from Mad Munchkin, but somehow, twice as annoying."
 * Deer #1: (Overhearing it) I think she means Mary Sue. Oh, she's funny!
 * Deer #2: But also annoying. That's the point.
 * Princess Prominade: "(Still admiring herself).... Wait, what was that again sis?"
 * Awkword drum sound was heard.
 * Prominade's toadie: "..... Uh, Princess? Maybe, ask Princess Skyceria about her feelings about going to school?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Mooseworth, you're suppose to be my mirror guy, ya don't speak unless I permit you!.... Or if you ask nicely."
 * Mooseworth: "..... Then may I speak?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay!"
 * Mooseworth: "Well, as I previously said, maybe talk with your little sister about the School of Friendship."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay! Wait, there's a school for how to be friendly? Isn't that something you can learn on your own? I mean, I know I didn't need a redundent school like that, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Mooseworth: "Ahem! If I may again, Mi'lady, the school may not be impourent for you, but it is to Skyceria, and, it would be nice if you show some interest for her."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh sure! Wait, why does she need to go to a friendship school? Ohhhhh, is she being a jerk to everyone?"
 * Mooseworth: ".... (Quietly) Oh dear Alicorn gods, why must the king and queen of the Perytons birth an imbacile like her? (Openly) If I may again, Princess Prominade, it's not a matter of her being unpleasent that's the issue. It's because she wants to learn friendship to understand how to atthive a better relationship with you."
 * Princess Prominade: "D'awwwwwwwwww, that's sweet, but she doesn't need to, because I get along with everybody, because I'm Princess Prominade! Everyone already likes me!"
 * Mooseworth: "(Facehoof's fruststraightedly).... JUST, ASK YOUR SISTER?!..... If I may speak again, that is."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay okay, don't get your antlers in a twist, even though that's like physically impossable, because they're made of like, bone or stuff like that, and- (Mooseworth cleared his throat in annoyence!).... Oh, right. (To Skyceria) So, sis.... Are you going to the school because you were being a jerk?"
 * Mooseworth facehoof's epicly as he moose groans in frustraightion!
 * Skyceria: "(Sighs). No, Prominade, I am not going there for being a jerk. I'm going there because I hope that by learning friendship, I would get us closer togather."
 * Princess Prominade: "But we're both already close."
 * Skyceria: "(Shakes her head in bewilderment)...... No, stupid! I meant closer as sisters! I litterally live under your shadow, our people barely even realise I'm a thing! I need this school to atthive that!"
 * Princess Prominade: "Well why not go to a Sisterhood School instead of a Friendship one? Or, would that be redundent too, (Skyceria and Mooseworth both groan in fruststraightion), since Sisterhood is something you learn at home and-"
 * The Chariot felt like it stopped to a screeching halt!
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Ohhhh! Are we there now?"
 * Mooseworth: "Wait, actselly, that felt to soon. I still feel like we're not there yet."
 * Princess Prominade looks out and sees that they're still in Everfree.
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Okay, unless the Ponyvillains are giving us Cervian folk a proper welcome by having trees everywhere, this is CLEARLY not Ponyville! Where's the eyesore castle of Twilight Sprinkles that looks like a giant tree for some silly reason? I could've settled for even something as goofy as a pink pony appearing from nowhere and shouting "SURPRISE" at me! I would've even settle for a small fanfare welcoming community! Any attention at all, really!"
 * Mooseworth: "Uh, Princess, do remember that Everfree isn't exactly a safe place."
 * Princess Prominade: "(Gets off) Nahhhhh, it may be a forest filled with scary monsters and dark world-shattering foreboding secrets, but a forest's a forest. And we deers are FRIENDS to forestses..... Uh, Foresti...... Forelitlia? Forestluna? Uh, duh, BAH, point is, we deer and deer folk and forests are TIGHT, homey!"
 * Skyceria: "(Deadpan) Why did you say that as if that was a completely normal sentence?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Aw hush up, I'm just gonna make extreme demands to our clearly dummy chariot draggers and get us to ponyville way faster, because I'm Princess Prominade! (Gets to the duo) BUSH?! TWIG?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YA LAZY GOOD-FER-NOTHINGS!? YOU DO NOT MAKE PRINCESS PROMINADE LATE FOR ANYTHING?!"
 * Bush (Fat deer): Uh, sorry Princess, it's just, we saw something run by us really, really, REALLY fast?! It scared us to a quick halt?!"
 * Twig (Skinny deer): "Duh, yeah! It was like, a De-man!"
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Pretty sure ya meant to say "De-Mon", but don't be rediculious! The worse you typically have to worry about in these woods is hostile mythic creatures or un-naterol almagnations beyond anyone's reasonable sense of logic. Maybe the occational Parasite Oak. Or as some people like to call them, "Rape Trees", I mean, that's REALLY immature! And I say so, because I'm Princess Prominade."
 * Bush: ".... I, don't think that actselly helps us out too much."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh would you two dummies relax? We're from the Deerlands of Cervia, so we're friend with nature, it's like, our arbitary gimmick or something."
 * Twig: "That's the thing. That thing, felt like he didn't belonged here."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh don't be such big babies, (A figure slowly walked out seveal feet away from the chariot as the duo looked in fear), we can befriend pretty much any creature in these woods! I have yet to be unable to befriend anything or anyone, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * ??? (The Figure): "(Thick, Old African Voice) Care to test that proclimation, winged demon?"
 * A green glow appeared Princess Prominade as she looked in surprise, and looks mystifived like a deer in Headlights.....
 * Princess Prominade: "..... (Dazed) Ohhhhh, shiny..... I like shiny! (Bounces torwords the figure)."
 * Mooseworth stuck his head out as did Skyceria!
 * Mooseworth: "PRINCESS, DON'T?!"
 * Skyceria: "SIS?! STOP?! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DON'T BE SO STUPIDLY RETARDED?! WHO OR WHATEVER THAT IS, DON'T APPROUCH IT?!"
 * Princess Prominade: "I can't help it, it's so beautiful.... (Momentarly back to normal) And I know beauty, because I'm beautiful too, cause I'm Princess Pro- (The Figure Rapidly kicked down Princess Prominade that turned her around and fall flat on her face!) OW?! WHAT THE- (The Figure stomps on her back to pin her)..... HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CHICKEN LEGS?!"
 * ???: "The "Big Idea"..... (Raises two blade-like apprentriges)..... Is justice. (Slices at Princess Prominade)"
 * In drumatic slow motion, the four present witnesses, the espeically drumatised Skyceria, looked in shock and horror as the now cleanly sliced off wings fell to the ground. The victim herself, Prominade, has entered a state of physical shock from the intensity of the pain she felt that she didn't even screamed as she fell unconjustus......
 * The figure turned it's blade arms into normal arms and hands, as the figure proceeded to pick up the perfectly sliced off to the root wings, exsamines them like a hunter to a well-earned prize.....
 * Figure: "Oh yes.... These wings are nothing like what I seen before. The black equine was right! Winged Demons exist, BEYOND my world! And I.... Need to cleanse the universe! Starting with this world, I will hunt down and collect ALL wings of the Flying Scurge, no matter the size or ferosity! Be they avian, bug, or creatures like the winged deer, or even Dragon, I will cleansed the universes of the soaring oppressors?! (Looks at the chariot, looks at Twig, Bush, Mooseworth for abit and wasn't gonna pay much mind, until he noticed Skyceria and saw that she had wings too, to Skyceria's fearful surprise)..... (Places the wings on his silluetted cloak).... First thing's first. (Brings back the blade appenridges)."
 * Mooseworth: "(Realises what is occuring). NO, WAIT PLEASE?! (Intervenes for Skyceria and stands between her and the figure) Princess Prominade was one thing, but, Skyceria's practicly a child! Any forced removeal of wings could kill her?!"
 * Figure: "Do not defend the winged demon! I don't wish to hurt the oppressed slaves of the Flying Devils!"
 * Mooseworth: "Sir, I will have you know that I am Majordomo AND caretaker of the royal daughters of the king and queen of the Peryton race of Cervia, and if you think I'm going to stand idly by and let you harm children, you're gravely mistaken! I will have you reported and- (The Figure points his blade arms at the wimpfully shrilling moose)!"
 * Figure: ".... You only live because I sympathize with a slave with misguided love for their flight slaver."
 * Mooseworth: "..... MISS SKYCERIA, SAVE YOURSELF- (Saw that Skyceria as already flying away, holding her sister's body with struggle)..... Well, she certainly thought ahead. A reshorseful girl she i- (The Blade arms got itches closer as Mooseworth yelped!)......"
 * The Figure growled......
 * Twig:... (Dubbed as Zeng) We're dead! So very, very dead!
 * Figure: "..... You realise alcourse that not only have you caused my prey to flee, but she was able to bring the fallen sky demon's husk to prove my existence here?! You have just made my sacred mission, MORE difficult?! I should just put you and the two chariot jockeys out of your miseries?! (Mooseworth, and the now scared Twig and Bush shiver in fear)..... (The Figure made the Blade arms vanish).... But it is not me to harm fellow non-flights. I will instead have you three come with me and redeem yourselves, and seek revenge against your flyer slave-masters! Or else I may have to make good of easing your suffering if you three are truely without reprouch."
 * The three cowerds shuddered and wimper in fear!
 * Mooseworth: "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of course, my liedge! We're, we're happy to serve! Right gentlemen?"
 * Twig: "Only so you won't hurt us!"
 * Bush: "We'll do anything?! Just don't kill us?!"
 * Figure: ".... Good..... Because cleansing the worlds of winged demons, esepically at my age, would be too daunting and too long of a task. I need to make myself practicly an immortal god to atthive this.... And I know of an anichent potion I learned from a legendary shaman of my tribe, that would help.... Tell me.... Do Phenoxes exist in this world? If so..... Where can I find a shaman like that of Africa?"
 * Mooseworth: "(Gulp), First off, yes, Phenoxes are of good supply here, secondly, if by "Af-a-Rica", you mean the Grasslands of Potamia, and.... I, hear talk a ryming Zebra lives around here somewhere."
 * Figure: "..... Then, (Eyes glow green)..... Take me, to this Rhyming Zebra......"
 * The trio gulped fearfully.
 * Twilight was seen with Quartz.
 * Twilight: "If there is anything you need from us, don't ever be afraid to ask. And, try to mind Professor Buzzord's antics, he's a well intentioned but haphazord genius from Kludgetown. Mishaps like that are, kinda why he's here."
 * Quartz: "I can clearly see that. I'm surprised he didn't ended up blowing the school up by accsident."
 * Twilight: "(Quietly and deadpan) He came close though."
 * Quartz: "Huh?"
 * Twilight: Not important. Get comfortable. Class starts tomorrow. Break a leg... Wow, does that sound biased to say. (She left as Quartz put up her belongings).
 * Quartz: ".... Ya know, since I'm here, I may as well do some more exploring." (After putting everything up she skips out and starts exploring, watching the Clone Six talk while walking down, seeing Gaster teasing Ocellus harmlessly while blushing softly, Gallus flying above with Smolder, and takes a deep breath to peek in the pond seeing Silverstream playing in the underwater park and a submerged Sandbar in a kelp bush making out with Shore)... (She gets her head out of the water) Well... The others seem happy. (Sandbar bursts from the water gasping heavily for air)
 * (Smolder): I WIN AGAIN!
 * (Gallus): DAMMIT!! I SWEAR, IT'S LIKE YOUR PART FISH OR SOMETHING!!
 * Sandbar: MY CUTIE MARK IS SEA TURTLES, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?! AND STOP BETTING ON THIS!!!
 * Shore: YEAH!! IT KINDA KILLS THE MOOD!!!
 * Quartz quietly laughed at that as she moved on.
 * Quartz: These students would make this school have a good TV show. (Spike was seen comically flying around bumping into things as he accidentally splashed into the pond and splashed out as a pufferfish)
 * Quartz: Huh?
 * Shore: Geez, Spike, that was quite the cannonball. You don't need to show off.
 * Spike: (Changes back into a dragon) Ugh! I wasn't trying to show off. I was practicing my flight!
 * Gallus: "CLEARLY STILL NEEDS WORK!"
 * Spike: "GEE, GOOD EYE FOR DETAIL, GALLUS?! (Stomps off kicking a pebble into the water as he went inside grumbling!)...."
 * Shore: "..... Ya know Gallus, you can stand to be less mean-spirited to Spike."
 * Gallus: "Oh relax, Shoreline, his crankyness was because he crashed, we flyers all get it... Oh hey, you're the new kid."
 * Silverstream: Wanna come for a swim?
 * Quartz: No, I just... He can turn into a fish?
 * Shore: (Giggles as Sandbar blew bubbles) You mean Spike? Oh yeah, that's how he makes up for his underdeveloped amphibious nature. He doesn't really like that form though.
 * Quartz: I can imagine. Especially THAT kind of fish.
 * Gallus: He just had his molt recently and already he's having a hard time using his wings.
 * Quartz: Really? I had mine last month.... I guess I'd better go talk to him.
 * Shore: Take your time. (Bubbles appear around her as she saw Sandbar pretending to be a fish and giggles) Oh, Sandy, you are so funny. Alright. (She dives after him)
 * Gallus: Bet you another bit he-
 * Shore: (She pops out) Don't even think about it! (Dives back down)
 * Smolder:... Eh. Let's get Yona and head to Sugarcube Corner.
 * Gallus: AW YEAH, I CAN GO FOR MORE OF PINKIE'S TREATS!!!! (Smolder rolled her eyes at that).
 * Quartz went off to find Spike as the students went along their business.
 * Quartz: (She notices Spike in the closet laying depressed)... Hey, kid? You okay?
 * Spike: Ugh, not now, Cozy. I'm not in the mood to- (Sees her)... Oh. It's just the new kid.... Never did get your name.
 * Quartz: Quartz. Quartz Fume. I'm... Almost past your age....... Hey, aren't you Princess Twilight's dragon assistant?
 * Spike: Yeah?
 * Quartz: Well, Smolder told me about your molt you had recently. Must've been some early-life crisis you had, huh?
 * Spike:... You could say that. Since I got these wings, I have been having a hard time using them.
 * Quartz: Pbbsssh, tell me about it. I just had MY first molt last month. (Shows off her wings) It wasn't any easier for me either. Not helping that I was in a hell of a predicament.
 * Spike: Uh, can you ease off on the language?
 * Quartz: Nothing is profane in the Dragon Lands, remember? Heck, you've probably learned every cussword at this point. Even dragons like me have a hard time in lands where language is frowned upon. It's kinda in our aggressive nature. Point is, my molt last month got me kicked out of home, not just for the odor, but because I was... Shall we say... An oddball.
 * (Quartz): "You may've known about this overtly nice Changeling that became king?"
 * (Spike): "Well, yeah, that's Thorax."
 * (Quartz): "Well, I'm like him, but for dragon kind."
 * Quartz as a young dragon was seen admiring playing pony fillies from afar.
 * (Quartz): "I always felt like I was a pony trapped in a dragon's body."
 * The fillies found themselves in a position that their ball got taken by some older dragon teens, lead by a cobra-hooded dragon teen leader.
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: ".... Well well well, guys. What have we here?"
 * Stupid dragon teen that looked like a Monsterious Nightmare: "A bunch of baby color-inaccrate mules that strayed too far from that pony picnic park?!"
 * Another stupid dragon teen that looked like a Gronkle: "Really? I thought they were ponies."
 * A Smarter Dragon Teen that looked like a larged-jaw Garble: "THEY ARE PONIES, IDIOTS?!
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: "AHEM?! Point is..... What are we gonna do, about this?"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: "How's about, we show them how we dragons have fun?"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Duh, YEAH?!"
 * Smart Dragon teen: "Now that's more like it, num-nuts. What do you have in mind, Vemita?"
 * Vemita, the dragon teen leader: "Hmm, what's a girl to do?....."
 * Filly 1: "Um, can we, have our ball back?"
 * Vemita: ".... Ball?..... Oh sure! But you have to DODGE IT?! CAUSE IT'S DODGEBALL?! (Throws it at the first filly that hurts her)"
 * The Fillies scream and panic as the mean teens started to throw their own ball at them like jerks!
 * (Quartz): "I couldn't bare to watch those fillies get hurt by those creeps, so, I interviend!"
 * Quartz: "HEY YOU JERKS?! (The mean teens looked at Quartz)..... HOW'S ABOUT YOU TRY PICKING ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: ".... Well it certainly can't be you!"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Yeah. Your too small, runt."
 * Vemita: "Or maybe you were going for.... (Aims the ball at Quartz) Someone your own spieces."
 * Quartz: "(Realises she was outsized and outgunned)..... Meep."
 * (Quartz): "And, I got my ass handed to me for it!"
 * Quartz got hit with the ball, then the dragon teens just started to beat her up, to the shock of the hidding fillies!
 * Vemita: "HOLD UP BOYS?! (The beating stopped as Quartz was injured)..... I think we have our qouta for today. And oh man, wait until the other dragons hear about this bitch defending ponies?!"
 * The jerks laughed as they flew off!
 * Filly 1: "(.... As she picked up her ball, she looked at Quartz)..... We're sorry we gotten you in trouble with your own kind...... But, thank you though. (The fillies turn and made a run for it before Quartz can say anything)...."
 * (Quartz): "Good as it was, and as much as those fillies saw good in me, I learned the hard way that there was a clear reason why Ponies and Dragons aren't hanging around to much. And boy, did my name as a dragon took a nosedive when Vemita told everyone about me."
 * Quartz: (All the dragons laughed at her as she got angry and went home) HMMPH!! F*****G JERKS!!
 * (Quartz): Sadly, even my own parents didn't approve. They told me if I didn't denounce this behavior, I'd be nothing to dragonkind.... But I couldn't help being like this. Nodragon out there wanted anything to do with me. The only ones that would accept me were the fillies I helped. Misty, Windy, and Sunny were so accepting to a non-pony like me. We hung out every night doing everything together.... I felt for a moment I belonged with them.... Until my dad caught me hanging out with them.
 * Quartz' Father: YOUNG LADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE PONIES?!
 * Quartz: These are my friends, dad!
 * Quartz' Father: You stay away from them! They will try to taint you with their cheerful ways!
 * Quartz: That's not true, they're wonderful friends.
 * Quartz' Father: They are ponies! They don't follow the true path to survival! You are NOT to see them again, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! I FORBID IT!!
 * Quartz:... (Looks sadly at them) Yes daddy.
 * Quartz' Father: Now get your shameful ass back home now! (Quartz walked away sobbing) And as for you three, if I EVER see you near my daughter again, I'll KILL you! (The Fillies zoomed off faster then before the father can blink).... Well..... Good riddance! (He leaves as the three started crying as they watched the loss of a friend in secret.)
 * (Quartz): After the worst spanking of my life, I was gravely angry. That awakened something inside me.... I began to molt. (She displays teeth, a deathly tongue, and a monstrous display of peeling skin)... I was in a state of violence and attacked even my own father as my molting got worse. I ended up getting my dad's wings eaten by a Tatzlwurm.... As punishment, they disowned me and threw me out, saying that I was nothing to them anymore.... (Quartz flew away as she cried hysterically)... I wanted to live with Misty, Windy, and Sunny...... But they moved. And I never found out where they went to since. It was likely they learned about my dad's threat and, likely their parents were worried dad could make good on it if they saw me again, so, they moved and made sure I couldn't be able to find them in fearing that dad would follow me if I did so. They were gone.... I was all alone.... No one would accept me... Nobody except Balista. She was the only one to take pity on me. Even cared for me.
 * Quartz: "Then Ember learned about me and, well, here I am."
 * Spike: "....Yikes. That, sounded like Ember has her work cut out to get dragons to better understand ponies."
 * Quartz: "Tell me about it. You got off easy. Ponies don't behaive like dragons, so you never have to worry about them leaving you, even after a predator attacks their homes."
 * Spike: "It also helped that the only predator around here was that Lowlands Roc, and I only ended up running into him. Also, when I had the molt, the worse I did was spontantious bursts of flames that happen on reflux. And the only casualties were flamable objects."
 * Quartz: "(Sighs), You really were the one that was lucky to have a less intense molt. The intensity of the molt depends greatly of emotions and feelings. And because that I was never happy with what my father did.... You can guess where this is going..... That is why, I feel like I'm a pony trapped in the dragon's body..... I hated how I gotten my wings?!"
 * Spike: ".... Whoa. Ya know, I may be miffed at the wings because they kept making me look like as much of a flight amatur as Twilight was when this ice pony momentarly crippled her flight, but with you, that sounded like you don't like to be a dragon."
 * Quartz: "Can you blame me? Even my own family were against me for protecting some ponies. They acted as if helping ponies was the greatest sin ever."
 * Spike: "Well, if Garble's opinions were anything to go by, and they are just that, opinions, it's likely because dragons are about being tough and stoic and proud, and they view ponies as.... Blunt oppisites of that."
 * Quartz: "Oh what, because ponies are nicer and more approuchable then dragons that means we have to hate them?"
 * Spike: "Well, just as much as it's also because not every pony is that nice or approuchable. At best, they fear and hide away from dragons, at worse..... Pred Judu Des."
 * Quartz implusively screamed!
 * Quartz: ".... Why did I screamed when you said that name? That's litterally the first time I heard of it!"
 * Spike: I'm sure you heard of him somewhere, from someone.
 * Quartz: "Well, depends, SHOULD I know about him?"
 * Spike: Well, where do you start with Pred Judu Des? (Quartz screamed again)
 * Quartz: Sorry. I screamed a second time.
 * Spike:... Seems like dragons were literally genetically imprinted to fear his name.
 * Quartz: Well who is he?
 * Spike: A mass murderer of non-ponies. He's not that much of a bad guy anymore and is much more honorable, but take it from me, he still has a fearsome reputation with non-ponies. Even Smolder gives him a bad look.
 * Quartz: Well with a name that's literally a play on 'prejudice', I can see why. He really must've been someone fierce if even I screamed at the end, yet this is like, the first time I known of him.
 * Spike: "Goes to show that's how infamous the Judu Des Clan was. But don't worry, he's grown to only going after Mythics that actselly are causing trouble, as opposed to him doing that to even so much as a Gnome picking a flower to sniff it."
 * Quartz: "Well, good thing I came to Equestria when Pred lost that part of his killer instincts then."
 * Spike: "Tch, nevermind the school founding if he kept that killer instinct. He would've been ESPEICALLY bad to us, even worse then Neighsay."
 * Quartz: "(Bemused) (Scoffed), Neighsay? That sounded like his parents wanted him to SOUND like he's a negitive nancy."
 * Spike: "Oh trust me, he's worse then that, and trust me, you'll be GLAD that he wasn't your first time interacting with Ponies! In thanks to the E.E.A. being under fear wars mindsets, Neighsay and certain others typically automaticly distrust the idea of inter-racial relations intergrating into schools like this, even if they're impourent, in fearing that they can't be trusted. Even if they're trusted allies."
 * Quartz: "Yeesh. Neighsay sounds like the kind of pony some of the other dragons, my parents included, THINK Ponies can be like at their worse. At their best.... They think ponies are abunch of cutsy happy go lucky morons that don't know what real suffering was like. Does that sound like they're jealious of Equestrian socity or what?"
 * Spike: "More like, it's Dragons thinking that Ponies have no sense of realisum, or don't understand that other nations don't have it so good and thus thinks ponies don't deserve that good luck. Or in Garble's case, Toxic Mascalinity."
 * Quartz: "Well, that Neighsay isn't still around, is he?"
 * Spike: "Aw don't worry, he's been locked up in the Black Staillian Asylum, a place where all purity tainted ponies go to have that fixed. For now, we don't have to worry about him again anytime soon."
 * Quartz: "Well, what about the other E.E.A. members?"
 * Spike: "Oh don't worry, alot of them look like law-abiding citizens. But hey, if some of them DO deside to cause trouble, we'll be ready. This school recently survived a threat from an obscure mythical misanomamied centaur monster and it survived the Vi-Tor fiasco, it can handle everything. (Distent crying was heard, followed by concern clamoring, as the two looked to see something that shocked them!) HOLY CELESTIA?!"
 * The Shocked students and factily all look at the arriving and crying Skyceria as she was barely holding the unmoving body of Princess Prominade and her missing wings.
 * Smolder: "Awwwww, sick!"
 * Gallus: "..... Owch."
 * Yona: "Thank goodness in being a yak, we can stomich scenes of mass unplesentless like gore. Comes with the terratory of being a viking like culture and living in hostile tundras."
 * Ocellus: "(Holding back vomet) I think I'm gonna be sick."
 * Gaster: "Yeeech. And I thought the guts of a Black Mold Toad were nasty."
 * The Lougers were the first to respond, with the Main 7, and all gasped!
 * Donkey: "(Laughs nerviously), Is, is that blood? (Plops to the floor)."
 * Shore: "(Shudders), She looks like she was a victim of a particularly sadistic shark."
 * Silverstream: "Or she just came out of the Storm King's "Correctional" Facilities."
 * Sandbar: "Gees, man. What happened!"
 * Fairweather and Jewels fainted in shock!
 * Yakhalla: ".... That is not the work of a normal creature of Everfree."
 * Koningin: "Nor any normal beast. The wings were cut-off too cleanly."
 * Spiracle: "This perhaps the work of particularly cruel bandits?"
 * Spoonful: "Well I doubt they would still have their tiaras and jewelry if t'were the case."
 * Buzzord: "Ugh. She looked like she ran into Verko on a bad mood."
 * Entropy: "I'm calling it, an immigrant Japperwock did this! Happens all the time."
 * Electross: "Well it doesn't make sense that the child made it find if it was the case."
 * University: "(Gasps apawn seeing this)..... What, happened?"
 * Twilight charged forth and arrived to Skyceria!
 * Twilight: "..... Skyceria, what.... What happened?"
 * Skyceria: "(Cries)..... A stranger, attacked her. His hands, turned a glowing green, turned into blades, and, and, and-"
 * Gallus: "Yeah the aftermath speaks for itself, kiddo. (Shore shoved Gallus with an angry huffed) Hey!"
 * Skyceria: "(Sniffles), I, I don't even know why?!"
 * Twilight comferts Skyceria.
 * Twilight: "There there. Your both safe now. Rainbow Dash, you need to take Prominade to the Hospital right away!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "ON IT?! (Grabs Prominade and zoomed off!)."
 * Twilight: "Starlight, take Skyceria into your office and comfert her. (Starlight was leading Skyceria off)."
 * Starlight: "It's okay, young miss. Your safe now."
 * Skyceria: "We, we did nothing wrong to him, and, he was calling me and my sister, "Sky Demons"! (Cries outloud as Starlight comferted her, as Crane began to adonned a shocked look)! HE LOOKED AS IF HE WANTED TO DO THE SAME WITH ME?!"
 * Crane: "..... (Quietly) Winger........"
 * Starlight: "It's okay, it's okay. Your far away from him now, he can't get you anymore."
 * Crane: "..... (Depressed) But for how long? (Skyceria and Starlight looked at Crane)..... Twilight, I want you to send off a national alarm for every flight capable creature in Equestria, tell them that all skies are no flight zones, get Celestia to enforce it if that's a problem!"
 * Twilight: "But-"
 * Crane: "JUST DO IT IF YOU VALUE FLIGHT, YOU MORONIC DUMB BOOKWORM?!"
 * Everyone gasped!
 * Icky: "..... Jesus H Christ, Crane!"
 * Crane: ".... Just, trust my word into this, whoever did it to Prominade, is likely to victimise another flyer! Just go out and do it for everyone's sake!"
 * Twilight: ".... Well, given how serious you sound, I'll.... I'll notify Celestia. (Teleports off)....."
 * Tigress: "..... Crane, start talking. You sounded particularly concerned about this-"
 * Crane: "Yakhalla, how well do you know about Phenoxes?"
 * Yakhalla: "Above the average concenus, yes."
 * Crane: ".... Then I need you to come with me to where Spike's Pet Peewee resides, it's impourent we get there before he does!"
 * Yakhalla: "But, why though-"
 * Crane: "JUST TRUST ME, OKAY?! (Swoops up the surprised Yakhalla and flew off before anyone can stop him)...."
 * Spoonful: "..... Not meaning to be rude, misfits, but..... Your friend seems.... Uppity."
 * Buzzord: "Well it's as if our assilent to the Peryton Princess has a personal history."
 * Viper: "..... I'm worried that Crane knows something about this problem that we don't."
 * Po: "But how? This is something that happened in Equestria!"
 * Shifu: ".... Well let's pay attention to that the young said that the assilent's hands turned green.... I'm worried that the threat, isn't a native one. (Starlight was already proceeding to take Skyceria in)..... We need more answers.... Po, I want you and the remainder of the five to track down Crane and Yakhalla. (Po and the remaining Furious Five charged off) The rest of us will need to stay here and protect the students."
 * Gallus: "Seriously? We don't need you guys to babysit us!"
 * Icky: "Kiddo, consider what happened to that flying deer princess! That, can just as much, happen to you! And think how much this will desistate your family if this guy nailed ya as well!"
 * Gallus: "We beaten Segeregago or whatever it was just fine!"
 * Spoonful: "Young man, that was only because you mastered the ability to not give into fear."
 * Electross: "Master Gallus, it's one thing to master fear. It's another to go against a threat we don't even know greatly about. Espeically if one of the Lougers had a severe panic attack over it. If a Louger's afraid of something, that's a pretty good indicator that it has to be taken seriously."
 * Gallus: "But-"
 * Rarity: "No butts, young man! This is one call to action that has to remain, unanswered to you young ones!"
 * Gallus: "You seriously don't trust us to handle ourselves?"
 * Rarity: We're trying to protect you!
 * Ocellus: Miss Rarity, that's not enough. We are perfectly capable of handling this threat. (Transforms into a colossal Tarasque)... Is THIS not good enough?!
 * Gaster: A tarasque? Child's play. (Turns into a vicious D&D Kamadan as the multiple snake heads hissed)... Eh, not enough. (Turns into a Chupacabra similar to the one in the Return of Chrysalis comic)... STILL not enough. Let's see... (Turns into countless mythical creatures)
 * Ocellus: Well somechangeling's indecisive.
 * Gaster: (got peeved and gained a Queen Chrysalis head) Don't start with me!
 * Ocellus: YIPE! Okay, point taken!
 * Yona: Miss Rarity, this is an outrage. I think you'll find we CAN defend ourselves. Not sure that we can trust you if you can't try us.
 * Lord Shen: "Young ones, it's not that we doubt your abilities, we just believe that this could be the kind of threat your not yet ready for. What happened with (Sternly to Gallus)  Segrego, (Back to everyone else), was purely good fortune smiling your way and that the beast didn't counted on your impressive fearlessness for you age. And that Equestrian native threats tend to have a predictable theme, whether based on negitive traits like fear or straight up darkness and all you typically need is the right counter trait or an obscure artifact buildt to combat it, or they're like Discord, or that non-powerful villains are usually idiotic, under-or-overcompdient, archutypical, tropey, clishe bad guys! Native threats are one thing, but based on Crane's reaction..... The assilent that harmed the Peryton Princess.... It doesn't feel like, they belong here. And before you say anything, this isn't likely the work of our usual threats, because.... EVEN THE DAMN LEAGE ARE NOT THAT CRUEL, UNLESS THEY'RE DARKSPAWN EVIL?! AND EVEN THEN, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POOR FOOL ISN'T CONSISTENT TO DARKSPAWN SYTILES OF MUTILATION, IN THAT IT WAS CLEANLY CUT?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Trust me kids, Darkspawn are usually INTENTIONALLY sloppy gorers! They do so for typical demonic pleasure!"
 * Pinkie: "(Deadpan) Did you really need to share that?"
 * Lord Shen: "It is purely meant to be compairson notes!"
 * Icky: "Look, point is kids, the idea is that this isn't exactly a threat we know too much for now. You got lucky with a guy like Segrego because you got to LEARN how the guy works. The psyco who did, what we all saw..... Well given how freaked out Crane was to the point he shouted at Twilight, and even insulted her, that guy must sound like he's Storm King levels of dangerious! So maybe it's best you kids get inside your dorms and sit this one out."
 * The Students begrudently obeyed and left for their dorms.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Well, now that's settled. Let's interview the Younger Peryton. See if she can offer more explanation."
 * Rarity: "The poor thing is likely still a wreck."
 * Applejack: "Well given that she had to drag her comatose sister's body all the way here, I would've been surprised if she was still cheery from that."
 * Shifu: "True, but she could hold infomation on where the attack took place, so we can better understand the situation."
 * Electross: "Fair point, but, it doesn't look like the poor thing's gonna be willing to relive the ordel anytime soon."
 * Spoonful: "Indeed. Poor thing looked worse off then pretty much every child living in Klugetown."
 * Entropy: "No kidding. There's nothing harder to work with, then a child under trauma-shock. Most folks like her would rather forget ordels like that."
 * The group went on.
 * Yakhalla: (He and Crane arrived)... Alright, so... What do Phoenixes have to do with Promenade's lost wings?... And what in The Odinyak's name is with you, man?!
 * Crane: "Look, I can't explain too much. All I can say is that it's likely the assilent would seek out the Phenoxes. Primarly their feathers."
 * Yakhalla: "Phenox feathers? Hmm. Well, yes, I would imagine so, given that they're a favertie ingredigent for your typical immortlaity potions, but apart from obvious reasons, why else would this wing slicer seek out Phenoxies?"
 * Crane: ".... Cause it's likely that, dispite his powers keeping him young on the inside, on the outside, he's becoming old. He wants a means to become immortal so old age never stops his mad quest."
 * Yakhalla: "So this is to imply that the assilent isn't doing this out of serial intent, but rather because he has a goal out of this?
 * Crane: "Look, you just need to trust me that we can't afford to let him, or anything or anyone suspitious, get to these phenoxes! If he is even able to get so much as a measly fluff feather from a baby, there'll be no stopping him!"
 * Yakhalla: "Well given that this place is likely the Phenoxes home and that they're not domesitcated, it isn't like they'll agree to even a comtemporary leave for our convinence."
 * Crane: "But I do know such a phenox from a friend. Spike's temporary pet Peewee..."
 * Yakhalla: ".... Not, exactly a very graceful name for a bird spieces famed for self-reserection."
 * Crane: "Yeah, undigifived names are a commen theme here. (Sees Peewee with a potaintional mate)... Aw good, there he is. Thankfully, I once borrowed a book from Twilight about communicating with native avians in Equestria. Figured it would come in handy when Fluttershy isn't around. Now, be warned that my Phenox is abit rusty, so, expect some very loud, very embarrising squacks and screeches. Ahem. (Breaths in), EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! (All the Phenoxes of the nesting area, not just Peewee and his mate, saw Crane making that embarrising sound as Yakhalla facepalmed in embarisment) EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Yakhalla: "Master Crane, please, what exactly are you trying to accomplish?!"
 * Crane: "(Raspy voice) I'm trying tp speak Phenox."
 * Yakhalla: ".... You know, while they are unsentient, they're perfectly capable to understabnd english! They're intelligent birds after all! That's why they're kept as pets!"
 * Crane: "..... (Raspy) Well I just gave myself contemporary laryngitis for nothing." (Peewee chuckled)
 * Yakhalla: "Ugh, let me handle this since you made a laughingstock of yourself. Ahem.... Can I ask for the attention of a, "Peewee"."
 * Peewee happly squacked and flew up to the duo.
 * Crane: "(Clears his throat).... (Raspyish voice) Peewee, I need you to fine this flock's alpha and tell him that he has to make the Phenoxes migrate somewhere else from the area. (Peewee squacked inquivitively) Well, let's just say that there's this really dangerious guy that aims to use your feathers to give himself immortality in being physically old but externally young by foreboding powers. And it would not be good if he has a good supply of phenoxies to picked from to make this happen. Just, trust me on this okay. (Peewee squacked). WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S AFTER MATING SEASON WHERE A LOT OF PHENOXIES ARE HAVING FAMILIES NOW?!"
 * Yakhalla: "He means that in due that a lot of recently mated Phenoxies have already laid eggs, a sudden migration would be, too inconvinent. I'm afraid the Phenoxies won't migrate anytime soon."
 * Crane: ".... DAMN IT?! NOW WINGER'S GONNA HAVE NO PROBLEMS GETTING THIS GUYS?!"
 * Yakhalla: "I'm sorry, "Winger"? Is that suppose to be our assilent?"
 * Crane: ".... CRAP?! Look, I'll explain about that in good time- (Squacks of distress are heard)."
 * Hidden away, Crane, Yakhalla and Peewee looked to see Twig, Bush, and Mooseworth capturing some Phenox familes with a collection of hired Orc Mercs and a sofisicated Wingless Dragon Spieces.
 * Mooseworth: "Move quickly, gents! Your ever wrathful employer expects these birds captured and ready for use for the captured Zebra Shawoaman, Zecora, to make for his desired potion."
 * Wingless Drake: "And your sure he'll pay us well, old friend?"
 * Mooseworth: "Sir Nonwings, my faverite mercenary boss tycoon Wingless Drake, which seems like a stupid introductory thing to say when I say it out loud, I promise you that I will handle the payment personally. Trust me. I seen your main hirer, and... Trust me, even your toughest orc would, fear him."
 * Sir Nonwings: "(Chuckles), Sounds like you got with the wrong king of person. I always figured you were the nice guy, Mooseworth. Or did you finally got tired of that retard flying deer Prominade."
 * Mooseworth: "This arrangement is not entirely by choice, Nonwings! He indentured me and these two dumb bucks, into this service, because I didn't had the nerve to let him harm young Skyceria, who I deemed to be Prominade's, "Better Half", to be polite. He didn't, fancy me, interupting his "Hunt"."
 * Sir Nonwings: "Well that was awfully ballsy of him to slice off a Peryton's wings like he did. Not only did her enabling parents overly loved that worthless idiot gusied up as a beloved princess, but Perytons are NETOURIOUS ETCHISTS! They are NOT fans of dismemberment of any kind, ESPEICALLY TO SOMETHING AS SACRED TO THEM AS WINGS! The King Espeically would want to exicute him for that."
 * Mooseworth: "Oh believe me, this, madman, isn't scared of King Evergreen. And after what he did to Prominade, I can easily see why! He pinned the poor girl down like a professional! This is obviously not a first time to him! It's like, he hunted flying creatures before!"
 * Sir Nonwings: "Well either way, I can already imagining the spectile of how Equestria would react to see a wing slicer running amock in Equestria! Flyers would go into a frenzy worthy of giving Draconquui a hard on for how chaotic this mess would be! Heck, imagine the beauty of if he got to the Princesses and chopped their wings off?! I could already imagine their love ones crying at what happened to their beloved leaders being clipped!"
 * Mooseworth: ".... You know, Nonwings, your troubling sadistic love for suffering is why Skyceria is concerned for my well being around you!"
 * Sir Nonwings: "Oh come now, Moosey. You know I kid, but yet, have a good point. Now, worry more about over-seeing, and I worry, about imagining the fun madness your new friend is gonna bring. (Mooseworth went on to resume his part as Nonwings chuckled sadisticly)."
 * Yakhalla: ".... (Quietly) Even an idiot would clearly see that these men are in allience to your, "Winger"."
 * Crane: ".... We need to stop them. So, here's the plan- (A shadow looms over the group).... Oh.... Crap. (Crane, Yakhalla, and Peewee turned to see an Elephantaur (Elephant-Minotaur), right behind them).... (Pulls his hat down in fear in not wanting to look at the Elephantaur, who grabs him and Yakhalla, while the trunk grabbed Peewee) AGGHH?!"
 * Elephantuar: "GUM-NUM GOT INTRUDERS?! (Gets out with them) GUM-NUM GOT INTRUDERS, NON-NON?!"
 * Sir Nonwings: "Very GOOD, Gum-Num! (Brings out a bag of peanuts) You get some peanuts now!"
 * Gum-Num the Elephantaur lets go of the three as the Orc Mercs quickly grabbed Crane, Yakhalla, and Peewee who quickly gets caged!
 * Sir Nonwings: "(To the duo) And look what the Impure Elephantaur dragged in. One of the Lougers, and the once infamous Yakotaur.... I'm a big fan of your work. The years of suffering you placed on Yaks.... Beautiful."
 * Yakhalla: ".... You, are not, of sound mind."
 * Sir Nonwings: "And you are obviously passé. But believe me.... Our employer who asked for the capture of these silly firebirds.... I expect big things from him. (Chuckles malciously).
 * Mooseworth: "(Starts panicing) Oh no oh no oh no! If one of the Furious Five are here, that means the other lougers, even if it's just Po and the rest of his coup, are already on their way?! OH THIS IS A DISHASTOR, MY LIFE IS GOING TO FALL APART!? THE KING AND QUEEN WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR THIS, THEY'LL NEVER LISTENED THAT I DIDN'T WANTED ANY OF THIS AND-"
 * Sir Nonwings: "Oh calm down, Moosey..... We'll just have to make sure.... They're never heard from again. (Readys his claws)."
 * Twig: "Isn't that, unethical?"
 * Bush: "He's a tycoon leader of mercenaries, what did you expect?"
 * Sir Nonwings picked up a rock and scracthed it, to deminstraight his claw lethality, as the rock falls apart in halves.
 * Yakhalla: ".... Master Crane, I'm afraid to say that coming here by only ourselves was a costly mistake."
 * Crane: "I ONLY TOOK YOU BECAUSE YOUR MAGIC IS CAPABLE OF MAKING AN ANTITDOTE TO THE IMMORTALITY POTION IN AN EVENT I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP HIM?!"
 * Yakhalla: "Well I'm afraid this mad drake will make sure that never comes to pass now! He's clearly an individual that leaves no survivers!"
 * Sir Nonwings: "Oh, I'm worse then that..... I play with my victims, I don't let them die right away. I prolonge, suffering!"
 * Crane: ".... (To Mooseworth) Your not gonna let him do this, are you?"
 * Mooseworth: ".... (Sadly).... I'm sorry.... But, I don't, want to risk having my life ruin with the fall from graces with the King and Queen of the Perytons. I can't stomich that more then I can't stomich letting Nonwings kill a respected hero. I, I can't afford to lose my family's respected legacy!"
 * Yakhalla: "I can't promise that cowerding away from paying amends wouldn't make it worse on you. One often meets their undesired desteny in trying to avoid it."
 * Sir Nonwings: "Enough with the chat, gentlemen.... It's time for my faverite sympathy.... SCREAMS OF PAIN?! (Was about to get to harming Crane and Yakhalla as he was interupted by a familier cheer!).... Huh?"
 * ???: "HERE COMES THE THUNDER!"
 * The Orc Mercs look to see Po and the rest of the five charging!
 * Sir Nonwings: ".... Oh joy.... More fun..... Gum Num? Go play."
 * Gum Num trumpted as he picked up a large block made of rock and charged at the group!
 * Monkey: "INCOMING BIG GUY?!"
 * Tigress: "Because there's ALWAYS a giant idiot to face!"
 * Gum-Num: TAKE THAT BACK!!!! (Throws the rock as they dodged)
 * Po: WHOA, IS THAT AN ELEPHANT MINOTAUR?!? THIS WORLD IS COOL AS KUNG FU!!!!
 * Gum-Num: GUM-NUM SMASH YOU!!!!
 * Po:... (They all laughed) YOUR NAME IS GUM-NUM?!? OH MY YINGLONG, HOW CHEAP CAN THESE NAMES GET?!
 * Gum-Num: GUM-NUM WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT!!!! (He charges quickly as Po couldn't get out of the way fast enough and was smashed into a rock)
 * Po:... Owch!... Okay that owch was too weak, OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
 * Crane: (Frees himself and Yakhalla from the Orc Mercs) WHERE IS WINGER?!?
 * Tigress: Winger?
 * Sir Nonwings: You cannot make us talk even if you could. He's pretty merciless.
 * Crane: I know..... My dad fought him once.
 * Po: What?
 * Other Furious Five: What?!
 * Yakhalla: WHAT?!
 * Peewee: Wrawk?
 * Viper: HE'S FROM OUR WORLD?!?
 * Crane: ".... AW THANKS FOR EXPOSING MY QUIET MISSION, ASSHOLE?!"
 * Sir Nonwings: "(Laughs) That revelation sounded like it inconvinced you! Yessss. Let that anger motivate you to MAKE ME SUFFER?!"
 * Crane: "BUDDY, YOU NEED A DAMN GOOD PSYCIATRIST, NOT A BEATING?!"
 * Gum-Num: GUM-NUM WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!!!! (He hurls multiple rocks at the dodging heroes)
 * Yakhalla: "(While fighting off Mercs as Crane fights Sir Nonwings) Master Crane, after this, you have a DUE explanation for this!"
 * Mooseworth, Twig and Bush began to cowerdly escape with the captured Phonexes, with Peewee among them!
 * Sir Nonwings: "Men, make sure Mooseworth and the two nitwits escape with those Phonexes! (Some Orc Mercs went to protect the fleeing trio!)"
 * Mantis: "GET THAT MOOSE?!"
 * Po: WE'RE A LITTLE TIED UP HERE!! (They were busy fighting the forces as Mantis signed and took care of them quickly)
 * Mantis: I may be a mantis, but I sting like killer bees.
 * Mooseworth: WE GET THAT- *Crack* YAH!!!! (Whines) That hurt?!
 * Gum-Num: (The heroes finished him quick once they dealt with the other mercs)... Gum-Num so embarrassed.
 * Crane, after a difficult fight, was able to pin down Sir Nonwings at last!
 * Sir Nonwings: "..... Well, looks like for once, an employer might not be happy with me. And make no mistake. Just as much as he would not look kindly on me for a failed delivery.... He woundn't be so kind to you for being why I failed to make a delivery."
 * Crane: ".... When I'm done with him.... His day's about to get worse. (Knocks Nonwings out!)."
 * Po: (As the Phoenix families were freed and recovered and the bad guys were tied up)... Alright, they're not going anywhere.
 * Tigress: Now Crane, before we interrogate these guys, we need to ask... WHY WOULD YOU WITHHOLD A NATIVE THREAT OF YOURS FROM US?!
 * Crane: You mean aside from making the students at Twilight's school too overconfident?
 * Tigress: Yes!
 * Crane: It's personal for me. I have to stop him from becoming immortal. (Starts flying away, but Tigress jumps up and throws him back to the group) Wha-- HEY! I have to do this alone! (Starts flying away again, with the same result) Okay... I wasn't ready that time.
 * Po: Don't feel bad, Crane. You know she did the same thing to me.
 * Viper: Guys, don't.
 * Tigress: "Explain, now!"
 * Crane: ".... Look, try to understand, this is something, that's GREATLY personal to me, okay?! None of you, were meant to know about it until that Suffer-Happy psyco forced me to blert it out!"
 * Yakhalla: ".... Very well. (Magicly traps Crane in a cage)..... Then we are staying here until you are motivated to talk."
 * Crane grumbled and sat down and Gum-Num laughed until Po slapped him across the face.
 * Monkey: ".... Welp. I guess we're setting up camp."
 * Gallus: Well, this is pretty bogus!
 * Yona: I'm going to try my hardest to ignore your use of the word 'bogus'.
 * Shore: "Gallus, look, they're not wrong in telling us to stay out of it. We don't exactly know Prominade's attacker all that well. We could end up like her. Well, the those of us with wings, anyway."
 * Silverstream: "Yeah, I, have to agree. I sensed alot of bad vibes when I saw Prominade in her state."
 * Gallus: "Guys, we fought, an obscure monster of the fear wars, ATHOUNDSON TIMES SCARIER THEN SOME RANDOM MUTILATOR?! AND WE WEREN'T EVEN SCARED OF THAT?!"
 * Ocellus: "That was only because we learned from his cave on what Segrego was. I, kinda doubt we would be able to learn about a random limb slicer so easily."
 * Sandbar: "Besides Gallus. The last time we desided to shirk the rules, it almost got the school closed down by Neighsay. Based on what happened to Prominade.... Well, it be a real mellow harsher."
 * Smolder: "Look, I hate to admit it Gallus, but I have to admit, that flying deer got nailed by that guy BAD! I would imagine that it would end poorly for us too if we were stupid enough to try and go after him. Besides, even if we survived, or even won, Twilight would put us into detention for disobeying rules."
 * Gallus: "Et tu, Smoldy? Et Tu?"
 * Gaster: "Pffft! You guys are jokes! Just do what I do when I want something. Just freaking do it."
 * Gallus: "How sad is it when I end up having the local asshole agreeing with me?"
 * Gaster: "Here me out, wiseguy. It's not gonna be enough to get the adults to realise that your not helpless larva, just because ya beaten some obscure mythical beast. They clearly only ruled that as dumb luck. But, if we can nail that assilent guy, AND without having to learn too much about 'im, that should get the adults realise that we're not larva."
 * Gallus: ".... Again, kinda sad that an asshole agrees with me here."
 * Shore: "Don't forget that Pharynx had him placed here for a reason. He has an issue with being trouble-making. Alchourse he's going to suggest going against the teachers and the Lougers, he's gone against adults his entire life."
 * Gaster: "Would you rather look like your cowerds to any next would-be victims to the wing-slicing psyco? If ya seen horror movies, even with a warning in place, not everyone's gonna take it seriously, and/or athority figures are often the guys that still have to be out to look for the nut to begin with. And since he clearly has no respect for athroity when he nailed that Prominade bimbo, he's clearly not gonna be picky about who he nails next as long as they have wings. And who's to say the Lougers or even Team Rainbow Power can be able to beat the guy?"
 * Shore: "It's not a matter of being a cowerd, it's a matter of obedience. And not being obedient to the suggestions of our superiors would look like we don't take friendship seriously. And that would end up making Neighsay look like he's right."
 * Gaster: "Then ask me this, Ariel. Would you sleep at night, knowing that if this psyco nailed someone who really didn't asked for it, like, a little pegacious pony that finally just learned to fly, and then just when she/he were about to enjoy it, WAM! Wings cutted off like pieces of butter with a hot knife! Isn't it a horrorable feeling to know you could've prevented it?"
 * The Students become conflicted and/or worried about it.
 * Shore: "... Well, the warning will be in effect to prevent that, so-"
 * Gaster: "Keep in mind that this filly could be of isolated home in the woods or something. They might not even know about it before it's too late."
 * Shore: "(Finally gives in after being congured by unpleasent images).... Say you make a great point. It isn't like the Lougers or any of the teachers would let us leave anyway. They're very clear about not having us get involved."
 * Gaster: Well they could use all the help they can get. What IF the threat is too slick? They'd need it.
 * Silverstream: And what exact use would we be that would be better than misfits who got their stones handed to them?
 * Gaster: No idea. But you could easily surprise yourselves. Silver here DOES have the ability to sense and undo magical ailments, AND has been working on her family's empathic abilities.
 * Silverstream: True.
 * Gaster: Sandbar can hold his breath underwater for a long time through his cutie mark talent of caring for sea animals, which may or may not include his romance with Shore.
 * Smolder: Best time is 6 minutes.
 * Gallus: If you ask me, Shore might have cast a spell on his lungs to give them monstrous capacity.
 * Shore: Would you really be surprised if I did? I have little experience in magic. If I didn't, I could make my Sandy Dollar a seapony. But since Queen Novo is still upset at Twilight's actions, I'm not even allowed to have one of her Pearl Fragment necklaces for him.
 * Sandbar: Wait, she shattered her own Pearl?
 * Shore: No, she just made a duplicate and shattered THAT.
 * Gaster: Well whatever. Ocellus here has shown his share of manliness once in a while.
 * Ocellus: I'm a girl! We've gone over this!
 * Gaster: Oh, take a joke, will you, Bright Eyes? ("(Chuckles) Those pretty eyes are so hard to ignore.") Point being you can shapeshift into Godzilla and stomp a mudhole in that assailant's asshole, if you could just drop your p***y attitude.
 * Ocellus: OH, I WOULDN'T DO THAT EVEN IF I WASN'T A P***Y!!!
 * Gaster: Yona? You're a yak, and one of the smartest at that.
 * Yona: Yeah, but remember I am not flawless. Remember that I almost drowned because three of our teachers were competitively unagreeable and got me both knocked out of the canoe, AND OUT OF DUMB CONVENIENCE MY PRESERVER COAT WAS TORN OFF BY A MEASELY BRANCH! And like I told you during the purple stuff leak, I, CAN'T, SWIM!!!
 * Gaster: Pheh! Some smart yak you turned out to be.
 * Yona: UH, EVEN IF I WAS AS SMART AS UNCLE YAKBRAIN, I STILL COULDN'T SWIM. YAKS ARE TERRIBLE SWIMMERS!!! BEING SMART DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE PHYSICALLY STRONGER!!! YONA OUGHTA SMASH PUNY BUG PONY!!!!!
 * Gaster: "Careful, I might tell your uncle that you talked like a typical Yak, and we ALL know that with him being a smartass yak, he would HATE that!"
 * Yona: "DON'T, YOU, DARE?! I AM NOT AFRAID TO BOP YOU IF I CAN CATCH YOU?!"
 * Gaster: You want me to turn into an Am Fear and we settle this from there?
 * Yona:.... No.
 * Gaster: Good. And as for Gallus and Smolder? You're a dragon and griffin. You'll be awesome no matter what.
 * Smolder: And don't you f*****g forget it!
 * Shore: Well even if that's true, we're still not defying Princess Twilight's orders. It's better to be safe than to be sorry. You can go now, Gaster.
 * Gaster:... Okay, fine. You guys can stay here like, (Points to Sandbar and Shore) A typical horror movie couple, (points to Yona) A scared hairball, (points to Gallus) a walking pile of ruffled feathers, (To the others) And cowards if you want. But I'm going to help them, and you can't stop me. (shapeshifts into a ladybug and flies away in a huff)....
 * Gallus: "..... Yo, Gaster, wait up. (Goes out)."
 * Smolder: "..... We, are so getting detention. (Flies forword)."
 * Yona: ".... I'm only coming along to not disgrace my yak heritage by being a cowerd! (Charges off)."
 * Ocellus and Silverstream looked at eachother and charged off as well.
 * Sandbar: "..... Ughh, can you believe those guys?"
 * Shore: "..... Sand, we may as well go, but not to encourage Gaster's bluff, but to keep them from getting hurt."
 * Sandbar: "(Deadpan) Saw that coming. (The two get up and moved to follow the group)."
 * Skyceria was still wimpering as Starlight was doing the best she can to comfert her.
 * The Lougers and the remane 4 enter.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh the poor thing...."
 * Icky: ".... So, Star, I, take it making the kid feel better's a work in progess?"
 * Rainbow Dash: (she came back) It'd better be.
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash! How's Promenade?
 * Rainbow Dash: The folks at the hospital managed to get her hooked up to life support and said they'll get to work on keeping the wounds closed. She's in good hooves.
 * Skyceria: "(Sniffles).... But she'll be miserable when she comes through. Her wings are her pride and joy. She'll never be happy without them."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Young one, we'll, see about recovering those wings, but we can't promise that your sister will have her flight back after that."
 * Skyceria: "(Sniffles).... That's, what Mother Ent is for. Mother Ent is a benevolent healing Ent that can fix anything. She could save Prominade's wings."
 * Missing Link: "Well no problem. We'll notify the parents and-"
 * Skyceria: "PLEASE DON'T?! Then mommy and daddy will become incredably sad from this! Without her wings, Prominade can't be princess. And I would have to become new heir, which means..... I can't come here anymore, and on my first day."
 * Starlight: "Oh dear. Well, I'm sorry, but.... They're likely to find out anyway, because with Twilight going out to have Canterlot set out a no fly alarm..... I doubt Celestia would uphold impourent infomation from your parents, espeically if your sister got hurt."
 * Fluttershy: "But at least they'll bring Mother Ent to help."
 * Skyceria: "But what if that, monster, is never captured?! If that psycotic creature remains loose, my parents won't feel safe with me here!? Even if my sister recovers, my parents won't feel safe with me a place near a creature like, that thing?! And, I'm worried, other flight capable creatures won't feel safe too!"
 * Gilda: ".... Your saying that if that guy's not stopped, the other students might get dragged back into their homelands because of it?"
 * Skyceria: "Yes, and then it'll turn into that even non-flying races become worried too, because the flyers are worried, and then the school will lose all students.... And it'll be my fault?! (Cries), I brought news to you all?! I, I'm gonna be respondable to why Equestria and other nations get isolated?! (Cries)....."
 * Applejack: "Don't ya think that's abit too worse case scenario?"
 * Rarity: "Applejack.... Let's remember that the representives took the racial students home, BECAUSE OF RACIST REMARKS! Do you SERIOUSLY want to have faith that the representives, reguardless of flight cabailities or not, wouldn't fear for their children's safety, BECAUSE OF A MYSTERIOUS MANIAC?!"
 * Applejack: "..... Oops."
 * Icky: "YEAH, OOPS?! The Representives are gonna lose their collective S***S?!"
 * Puss: Ayeayeaye!
 * Rainbow Dash: No kidding. I've met King Evergreen and Queen Paulownia during a mission to Cervia with Fluttershy. The deer there are very in touch with nature and can be very overprotective on it, to the point where they have quite the overpopulation problem which is why places like Thicket and many other Deerlands exist. Deer like Bramble are very clingy to nature and consider tearing down trees murder. Evergreen and Paulownia would flip in the air multiple times if they heard their daughter was maimed. The Perytons are actually mountain dwellers capitalized in Mount Borges in charge of rain in the Deerlands. You do not want to tick off even the stags or bucks. The does are passive enough. Peryton males are WAY worse. I ended up picking a fight with some turd nugget named Peak Gust and he DESTROYED me.
 * Icky: Thank you for the tedious education about the Peryton race, Professor Egghead!
 * Rainbow Dash: You're welcome, Dr. Loudmouth!
 * Skyceria: Girls, this is serious! My parents and any other race out there would be distraught about this.
 * Applejack: Princess, we have dealt with way worse than this. We don't usually take it too seriously because it's just another walk in the park for us heroes. Whatever sick varmint is behind this will be dealt with soon.
 * Skyceria: "I'm not so sure about it. He showed up so fast and moved so quick. He was like, some kind of speed demon. And I saw his eyes, they..... They looked like, he was robbed of his empathy. It was like his heart was wounded so greatly that, he became this, this.... Monster."
 * Icky: ".... Well, safe bet that he isn't doing this for the lols, but rather because of some self-proclaimed grand purpose."
 * Skyceria: "He said something about, wanting to "Cleanse the Universes of all Flying Demons", and that a Black Pony was respondsable for him being here."
 * Shifu: "I was afraid of this. Our assilent is not of Equestria."
 * Iago: "And that Wicked Dark desided to be a BITCH AGAIN!"
 * Skyceria: "He, he, he was able to turn his hands into blades, with strange green glows that ended up getting my sister's stupid attention!"
 * Icky: "Alchourse, the classic Deer-to-headlights trope, I mean, alchourse the dumb broad would end up being lolled into those lights!"
 * Gazelle: "Hey now! That's an offensive steriotype created because deers with mental disabilities often end up get attracted to shiny things and bright lights."
 * Icky: It's a hard truth for unsentient animals, Gazzy, live with it.
 * Gazelle: And you're saying that sentient deer DO?
 * Icky: ".... Hey, kid, does you sister-"
 * Skyceria: "Autisum and ADHD...... And would you believe, SHE got to be heir to the throwne?"
 * Squidward: ".... I don't think someone of her mental illnesses would be good leadership material."
 * Skyceria: "It's because my parents don't want her to feel like she's unloved because of that! That's why she'd been made the Peryton people's most beloved princess and why I have to live in her shadow! And why I need to attend this school to learn how to cope with a mentally defected blowhard sister!"
 * Rarity: "Sweetie, you have sister issues, do you?"
 * Skyceria: "What? No! Sister issues would imply that I hate Skyceria!"
 * Applejack: "But you admit that you struggle to get her to notice you, therefore other folks barely notice you."
 * Skyceria: "..... I don't wanna sound envious of her, but..... SHE ALWAYS HAD ALL THE ATTENTION BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FEEL BAD FOR HER MENTAL HEALTH?! IT ALMOST GOT TO THE POINT THAT MOM AND DAD BARELY EVEN REMEMBER I AM A THING?! Mooseworth, our Majordomo, ended up being more of a father to me then my actual dad. But now, I was forced to leave him behind to save Prominade, and, I don't know if he's even still alive. I, I'm not sure if I even want to know!"
 * Shifu: "..... Where did you encounter the assilent?"
 * Skyceria: "On a path in Everfree, I'd remember that it was part of the forest where it was primarly oak trees, a couple of red pines, and one dead great oak at a incoming fork in the path that would've lead to either Ponyville or Hoofville."
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you young one. Now we have a chance to investigate this. (To the remane 5) Ladies, I need you to stay with the other faculty and make sure the students don't try anything smart or risky, and wait for Twilight's return so she can put this place in a magic lockdown to incrise the safety."
 * The five soluted and trotted off!
 * Lord Shen: "Lougers, it's now our turn to do our part. To Everfree! (The Lougers charged off!)....."
 * Skyceria wimpered.
 * Starlight: ".... Would you feel better if I just take you to your room?"
 * Skyceria: "..... Yes, I, I would like that."
 * Gaster: (He buzzed across the slow-moving environment as a ladybug until he found Ocellus and the other students)
 * Ocellus: Hey, Gaster.
 * Gaster:....
 * Ocellus: Yeah, I know it's you. I can sense the presence of other Changelings even in other forms. It's kind of our own alienated extrasensory perception, you know.
 * Gaster: (Shapeshifts) Ugh! Alright, you got me.
 * Gallus: UGH! THERE YOU ARE! YOU GOTTA DISGUISE YOURSELF AS A BIGGER BUG, GASTER! Nobody can really find you as a ladybug.
 * Gaster: UH, GA-DOIIIII, THAT'S THE POINT!!! Ya know, SO I DON'T GET CAUGHT?!
 * Silverstream: "That is a fair argument."
 * Gaster: "Anyway, what do you guys want?"
 * Sandbar: We're here to help you.
 * Gaster: Oh, so you finally took a little time to grow some balls, huh?
 * Ocellus: Some of us are girls, you know!
 * Gaster: Really? Hard to tell with the yak here.
 * Yona: I'M- (Suddenly turns calm) Eh, fair point. BUT STILL RUDE?!
 * Gaster: "Point is, glad to know you bunch desided to put up some adult pants."
 * Sandbar: "But, we're not wearing clothes."
 * Shore: "(Playful taps) You cute goofball, he meant that as an expression."
 * Smolder: But we're only here because Gallus here became as dumb as the name suggests and decided to come with you, and WE had to come to keep you two s***heads from getting hurt.
 * Shore: Plus it's incredibly irresponsible to go out on your own and drag us into this. You do know that this WILL get us in trouble, you the most. Thorax and Pharynx sent you to the school for this reason.
 * Gaster: I follow only my own orders and not some colorful pony from some childish Saturday morning cartoon.
 * Sandbar: Yikes bro, racist much?
 * Gaster: Sor-REE! But if there's anything I ever learned in my life, it's never follow the orders of some incompetent dike like Chrysalis or even if they're Twilight. Because... All that does is ruin you as the result of blindly following orders because a higher superior forces you to...
 * Ocellus:... At, risk of you turning into a Gloomwing again, does, this have to do with your brothers?
 * Gaster: GRRRRRRRGH!!!!
 * Ocellus: WELL DOES IT?!? IF NOT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST FOLLOW ANY DIRECTIONS ROYALTY TELLS YOU?!?
 * Gaster:... (Sighs) Fine! You asshats want the truth? Here it is: Chryly Billy wanted us to search out Parasite Swamp not to far from the hive to capture a powerful parasitic weapon she initially wanted for her revenge after the bomb that was the Wedding Attack."
 * Gaster and his brothers were searching in a nasty swamp.
 * (Gaster): "She wanted us to hunt down the Tapeworm Staff of Yucckus Succamus, a dark elf wizard of parasites. After dodging Black Mold Toads, Algaegators, and the occasional Beast Leech, we finally found the staff. My brothers were the first to try to get the staff, but the staff turned out cursed! They instead began to develop a parasitic fungus that turned them into Fungus Zombies!"
 * The Fingus Zombies tried to go after Gaster!
 * (Gaster): "I, didn't had a choice. It was either me, or them. And I chose me. (Blasts the Fungus Zombie Brothers).... And to my dumb luck, my beam wasted the damn staff as well.... As much as I felt that it was a good thing since the damn thing turned my brothers into Fungus Zombies, I, inadvertently ruined Chryly's revenge Fantasy for it."
 * Gaster was screaming as Chrysalis was flinging and beating Gaster up for it!
 * Chrysalis: "YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE TROGLIDATE?! YOU DESTROYED THE TAPEWORM STAFF?! YOU DESTROYED THE DARK LEGACY OF YUCCKUS SUCCAMUS?!"
 * Gaster: "(Coughs), Not, intentionally, your highness..... I, was defending myself against my own brothers, which the damn thing turned into Fungus Zombies..... But ya know what? I, don't, regret it, either. IT MADE ME TOOK DOWN MY OWN BROTHERS?!"
 * Chrysalis: "OH FOR PETE'S SAKE, YOUR PARENTS CAN ALWAYS GIVE YOU MORE SIBLINGS IF IT WAS SUCH A CONCERN FOR YOU, YOU WORTHLESS LOUT?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH PHARYNX AND HIS DIMWIT SIBLING THORAX ARE MISSING, NOW I HAVE THE NEW RECRUITS FAILING?! I SHOULD JUST- (A general halted him!)."
 * General: "Halt my queen! The citizens of the hive will not forgive the slaughter of a young changeling! They would turn on you for it!"
 * Chrysalis: "THEN WHAT'S YOUR SUGGESTION, GENERAL M'ANDABLES?!"
 * General M'andables: ".... Exile him from the hive. Use his failure as an example why you can't tolerate more mistakes. That way, you won't have to see Gaster again, a predator would finish him off for you, and you won't have to worry about revolts over spilling a youngling's blood."
 * Chrysalis: "..... Fine! Get the useless brat out of my sight?! AND MAKE SURE HE GETS THE MESSAGE THAT HE'S NOT WELCOMED HERE ANYMORE?!"
 * General M'andables: "Of course my queen. (Picks up Gaster and leaves)."
 * (Gaster): "Though M'andables was nice enough to fix me up first, he otherwise carried out my exile.... I was left out to suffer..... Then I got found by Destiny's Changelings, they got me to share love, and... I'm this now."
 * Gaster:... Since then, I swore to myself that I would never take orders from anyone who was greedy, corrupt, and above all else, incompetent and self-entitled! Because next thing you know they make the stupidest of decisions that could result in a war. That's why I hate this stupid school, because I am once again forced to follow some entitled brat who recently started an international crisis with the hippogriffs all because she couldn't trust her friends after a third strike! I don't belong here, AT ALL!! Thorax forced me to come here! Even Pharynx was no better, and I'd respected that guy once! So if I have to do this, I do it MY way!
 * Shore:...... (The Young Seven look at each other in pity)... I'm sorry that happened to you.
 * Gaster: No you're not. If you were, you would've joined me no questions asked, and not because your afraid of something bad happening to me. Trust me, after seeing your brothers having died, I'D WELCOME THAT PSYCHO TO TRY AND TOP THAT?! I do what is right for me. And you should all be ashamed for listening to those pesky peppy ponies who can't even beat a single threat by themselves without insane pure luck and Deus Ex Machinas!
 * Silverstream: And what shame is there to follow an Alicorn princess?
 * Gaster: "Sparkle's not a real Alicorn! Celestia and her Moon Sister is! Twily only got that way because she solved some old coot's busted spell or something! She was once a daunty hoity toity unicorn like the rest from Canterlot?!"
 * Ocellus: Leaders of our respective races are not perfect leaders either, Gaster! Not even Borned Alicorns. No one truely is.
 * Gaster:... (Sighs) My point still stands. I still meant what I said about how I am not cool with taking high and mighties seriously ever again.
 * Silverstream:.... You poor dumb bug.
 * Gaster: Gee, thanks.
 * Shore: "Look, you didn't have a choice. You only defended yourself. And, for what it's worth.... It was a good thing Chrysalis didn't get that staff."
 * Gallus: "I'll say. That thing sounded f*****g gross."
 * Shore: "More in line, I mean, that it would've allowed her to have won!"
 * Gaster: So yeah, there you have it. Are you all happy?
 * Sandbar: ".... Bud, we're sorry if you felt uncomfertable talking about it."
 * Gaster: Well too bad. It doesn't matter what you say. I follow nobody but myself.
 * Yona: That's dumb. And I should know. My people are notorious for being dumb! Minus Uncle Yakbrain, barring his, incident.
 * Ocellus: I have to agree with Yona on this one. You're not exactly a good Changeling. It's not healthy to be stuck to that kind of past.
 * Gaster: "What do all of you know? You didn't saw what I saw! Seeing my bros become fungus zombies would've made you guys s*** yourselves and turn tail!"
 * Gallus: "Buddy, we survived, and tecnecally won, against a fear-powered Not-a-centaur monster and managed to naildown Neighsay! Neither zombies nor psyco wing slicers are gonna scare us after THAT!"
 * Gaster: (Actually starts feeling upset) Ugh.... You see why I typically prefer to be my own Changeling? Working with others.... Tends to suck. (Musice starts to play) Changelings may be hive-livers..... But I.... I stand, alone....
 * Gallus: "Wait, is, is that music?"
 * Gallus: "(Comes up to Gaster after epic exhaustion).... Dude, WHAT, WAS UP, WITH THE SONG?!"
 * Sandbar: "And why does it feel like that song belongs to two entirely different yet somehow connected characters?"
 * Gaster: So, are you losers coming or what?
 * Shore: ".... Well, we're already out of the shcool during that song, so, too late for turnarounds."
 * Gaster: "Tch, I'll take what I can get. Now keep up and don't slow me down. (Buzzes off as the group follows)."
 * Spike: (he and Quartz managed to keep hidden during the song) Quartz, do you think we should tell the others about this?
 * Quartz: Well, I would hate to be responsible for the loss of a fellow student's wings. We probably should.
 * Spike: Oh, good, because I can only imagine how Spyro must feel after Gaster stole his song.
 * Kayley and Garrett are sparring when Garrett suddenly stops.
 * Kayley: What is it, Garrett?
 * Garrett: (dubbed as Peterson from "Missing Identity") I'm not sure. I feel... a disturbance.
 * Spike: "Now come on, Quartz. We need to make wind! (Flew off, but inadvertingly crashed right into another Porquepine Dragon) DAAHHH?! AW, COME ON?!"
 * Quartz: "Yeeesh. That, doesn't look pleasent."
 * Spike: "AND THE WORSE PART, IT'S NOT MY FIRST TIME RUNNING INTO THIS GUY?!"
 * Crane: (He was still in his cage)... This is ridiculous!
 * Tigress: Feel like talking now?
 * Crane: You guys can't just keep me in here while Winger is out there, looking for more flying beings to chop wings off! If you just waste time with this, he'll have another victim!
 * Yakhalla: Unless you'd rather have us not know about this threat and run into certain doom, you can save us the pain and tell us who he is. Either way, we're not letting you go until you confess.
 * Crane: This is MY mission, and not yours! You're all being foolish!
 * Monkey: Foolish? Look who's talking, omitting this threat from us for a long time. It could've been preventable if you had been more open. If anything, it's your fault Promenade lost her wings.
 * Crane: "(Offended gasped), I BEG YOUR PARDON?!"
 * Po: Yeah, he's got a point. We would've had this Winger guy stopped long ago if you had just told us about him.
 * Tigress: So if you still won't be open with us, then I'm afraid we cannot trust you with the threat.
 * Crane: GUYS, I HAVE BEEN FIGHTING WITH YOU FOR OVER 20 YEARS!!!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?!
 * Mantis: Uh, because you've been hiding Winger's existence and involvement in your life for over 20 years? That's not being a good teammate.
 * Crane: ".... Guys, this guy, is personal family business for me. OKAY?! And for accusing me of being respondsable for Prominade, you just made me NOT want to fess up!?"
 * Mantis: "..... Yeeaaaaah, admitingly, that was pushing it."
 * Viper: "Well, to be fair to crane, he probuly didn't figure this "Winger" would even end up in Equestria, we can't exactly blame him for that."
 * Po: ".... Okay, so maybe, what happened with Prominade is more the fault of, whoever brought him to Equestria, then you not being honest with us about this, "Winger" dude.... But you still had the power to prevented this! I mean, I went through the druma of Shen having something to do with my past myself, and I had no problem admiting it! What is it with you not-"
 * Crane: "(HONKS ANGERLY)?! BECAUSE THE WINGER WAS THE CATALIST RESPONDSABLE FOR ALL THE WOES IN MY LIFE?! (Silence)..... (Starts breaking into crying).... That's, that's all I want to talk about?! (Sobs)....."
 * Mantis: ".... Ya mean, like, how he was respondsable for the fact you were a janitor, or that our mom was over-protective?"
 * Crane: "YOU GUYS BARELY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME?! YOU NEVER SAW IT?! MY DAD..... (Coils up in pity)....."
 * Tigress: ".... Everyone, let's, give Crane a chance to talk in his own terms."
 * Yakhalla: "Indeed. Based on what I gather.... His reasons are, gravely personal."
 * The group returned to their camp as Crane continued to mope.
 * Po got to Peewee.
 * Po: "Hey, Peewee, if you can do us a favor and bring this message to Spike at the school, (Gives Peewee that message), That be great."
 * Peewee agreed to it and flew off with the message.
 * Spike: (Quartz was pulling the skale quills off) OW?! Sometimes, I WONDER WHAT GOES ON IN GAIA EVERFREE'S MIND WHEN SHE CREATES CREATURES LIKE THAT?!
 * Quartz: "Well, she was hyberating for the most part, so, Porquepine dragons could've been made while she was asleeped?"
 * Spike: "(Gets another quill pulled off) DOW?! Ughhh! So, not a fan, of these wings!"

Chapter 3: Spike Meets the Winger

 * Spike was seen alone in Everfree and clearly very upset with himself.
 * Spike: "(Grumbling) Stupid wings. I wish I never had them!"
 * ???: "Is that so, young one?"