Alektorophobia

Alektorophobia is the 23rd Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After a bad scrap with Lord Cobra, who for some reason just stole a bunch of Gameinformer magazines, Banzai began to act odd. He is spontaneously afraid of chickens. He begins getting hallucinations of a chicken monster with the look and powers of Freddy Kruger who is stalking him and tormenting him for some unknown revenge. Banzai becomes afraid of anything meat as a side effect. When Banzai continues his alektorophobic actions, the Lodge discovers paranormal activity in the Temple. And what's worse is that Kairi and many Lodgers have gone missing, all of which have a blood writing on a wall that give clues that the Hyenas, especially Banzai, will soon die. The Lodge soon discover that they're being haunted by an unidentified Freddy Kruger-like demon. Now, it's up to Merlin, SpongeBob, and Shenzi to find a way to defeat the demon of the most feared serial killer known as Freddy Fried Khicken.

Transcript
Intro (Ice Age 2 Game Music)

Chapter 1- What's up with Lord Cobra?
Dragon Guardian Temple. Batman-Themed Cutscene Later...
 * (Chronicler): Death is one of the things nature wields- Marcus Aurelius, 1st Century AD. The Darkspawn may be powerful, but even in banishment, they have ways to commit evils just as bad as them. One of their many harbingers of death includes a poor chicken named Fred Henrickson. A poor soul who grew up with the knowledge of violence even as a chick. His time watching horror movies left a bad taste in his mouth when he ended up developing a mental insanity. His parents were forced to let him go at a KFC, where an employee said the wrong word, and caused him to become the monster known as...Freddy Fried Khicken. Upon his untimely death, he struck a deal with the Darkspawn known as Red the Demon Cat. He gave Freddy unlimited power in exchange for servitude to the Villain League. He has since been locked away for several years until the day when he would be ready to unleash his wrath on the Villain League's enemies...particularly...the Hyenas. (Freddy's laughter was heard as his face was seen in burning fire)
 * The Lougers are preparing for a big trip.
 * Lord Shen: "We must hurry. All of our allies and the High Council have already went to meet with the Grand Council on the Crusade for Qui. It would not do well for us to be late, espeically when the Leage, The Scougre Imperials, even blasted Team Nefarious have went to go after her."
 * Boss Wolf: "Ya wanna know what's worse? I heard rumors that the Mafia Allience had hired the nastiest mercenary of all of Deserta, Crangor the Merciless, to represent them for THEIR interest for Qui!"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, and worse off, those Secret Founder Basturds refused to leave Qui alone when they had insisted for a VA inspired group named "The Dark Radicals" to attempt to send their Starbot Armies to bring Qui back to the Alternate Universes! We can't let NEITHER of those basturds force the poor dragoness to go through more pain!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, but, do we have to be against Eagle-Beak as well? It's obvious the dude's only protecting Qui as an adopted father."
 * Lord Shen: "I understand that, but Celestia insists that Eagle-Beak is not equipted or at his right mind to truely protect her from the Villain Teams and these new threats. Even his powerful magic would only protect Qui for so long."
 * Cynder: Yes. I feel as if we can provide more protection than any other hero team or antihero in the UUniverses. Certainly better then a misguided villain like Eagle-Beak. Sure it must mean that Qui needs proper confinement, but it will surely mean she'll be protected.
 * Spyro: But I feel that even the likes of Prison 42 aren't enough to prevent the villains from nabbing her. The Skeetraziod mess was proof of it. Sure, it's way stronger thanks to Copperfang, but the villains are smart enough to find ways around it, espeically Eagle-Beak. We need to think of what we're going to do with her. She'll need the upmost protection if what Dr. Jenalubla said was true. If she really IS from our worlds, then we owe it to her to give her our upmost protection.
 * Sparx: Yeah, bring those villain assholes on, we'll show them a thing or two!
 * Shifu: "We must also be very weary of any of the villains' tricks. Espeically the leage's. Once they are ambitious enough to get a truely powerful force, not even the will of the High Council can deter them. That's why our allies need us to make sure all of the villain crusades are defeated and scared off."
 * Banzai: Well, I at least hope the Villain League doesn't go full-out extremist again if it means they capture her. Not only would that make Junjie cheer in joy, but it might get them in as much trouble as Nefarious did when he committed that horrible terrorist act.
 * Shifu: I feel as if ALL of the villain teams will go to extremist lengths just to get to Qui. So we'll need to do our best to find and protect her.
 * Lord Shen: And it starts with going to Deserta.
 * Marty: Uh, guys? Come look at this on the Lodge computer, it's giving out a serious crime-update! Now, is it me, or does that look like a robber shoplifting a store? (A hooded stranger came out with some magazines as the store alarm was raised)
 * Cop #1: STOP, THIEF!! (Fires at the stranger, but the stranger uses a familiar medallion to turn the gun into a gun monster with spider legs and Darkspawn-like horns) YAAAHHH!!
 * Fidget:... Does that kind of magic power AND that medallion look familiar? (The stranger on the screen began to laugh as he takes his hood off, and the stranger appears to be Lord Cobra)
 * Po: COBRA?!?
 * Everyone: COBRA?!?
 * Donkey: DONKEY!!
 * SpongeBob: SPONGEBOB!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: SPONGEBOB!!!
 * Patrick: PATRICK!!!
 * Everyone: PATRICK!!!
 * Private: Confused.
 * Icky: ICKY!! OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE RANDOMNESS!! What the hell is he doing stealing...(Takes a closer look at the magazines he stole)... Ganeinformer Magazines?
 * Shifu: "It's obviously part of some new trick. We have to go after Mang and disrupt whatever he's attempting!"
 * Lord Shen: Agreed. TO THE VAN!!
 * Cobra: (Finds his way to an alley as he breathes heavily, watching the UUPD drive by)...Whew, that was close!
 * ???: Closer to US! (The Lodger van appears to be laying in the alley, and they point their laser cannons at him)
 * Shrek: Cobra, would you mind telling us why you're in the process of stealing, of all things, Ganeinformer magazines?
 * Shifu: And does this have to do with the crusade you and the other villain teams are possibly going on?
 * Gloria: Because if it is, then you just picked the wrong time to do it.
 * Lord Cobra: "Uh.... Is it possable for me to say no?"
 * Icky: "Ya know, Mang, just because half of our team-mates are idiots doesn't mean even THEY would fall for that?!"
 * Cobra: ".... Oh for Glories sake, am I THAT predictable these days?"
 * Lougers: "(Annoyed) YES!?"
 * Cobra: "Uh....... Oh gross, that guy's kissing a pellow!?"
 * There was a guy actselly doing that.
 * Guy: "Hey THAT's not cool, man."
 * Cynder: "Ugh, Mang, people like him have a right to persue even the oddiest beliefs and-"
 * Cobra ran off!
 * Cynder: "And he'd ran away!"
 * Po: "GET HIM?!" (Rico fired the laser cannons, yet Cobra teleported away before they could strike, and the lasers hit a car)
 * Guy: MY CAR!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Sighs) Once again, our accidents dent our wallets.
 * Melman: Why would Cobra steal Gameinformer magazines?
 * Alex: Don't look at me, I have no clue.
 * Skipper: How wonderful. We thought we were going to get somewhere, yet we go nowhere just like that.
 * Max Cat: Could he be stealing those magazines for Teen Mang?
 * Sandy: That could be a good assumption, except I feel as if there's something else to it.
 * Banzai: "Shenzi, why did you put your hands on me?"
 * Shenzi was actselly somewhere else on the van.
 * Shenzi: "Banzai, what're you- WHA!?"
 * Banzai discovered that it was Cobra with erry red powder.
 * Cobra: "Hello, Banzai is it? What's red, powdery, and crying like a bitch?"
 * Banzai: "Uh, crybaby red pepper mist?"
 * Cobra: "No. YOU!?"
 * Cobra slaps the powder right into Banzai's eyes as he screams in pain!
 * Cobra teleports away before anyone can react!
 * Banzai: "AGGHHHHHHHHH!? THE FUCKING ASSHOLE HIT ME WITH PAINFUL RED POWDER?! YOOWWW?!"
 * Donkey: Uh, what is that stuff, is it corruption powder?
 * Shifu: No, corruption powder isn't that red like this mist.
 * Banzai: Well, it surely isn't, because I sure can't feel anything.... EXCEPT FOR MY EYES BURNING!?
 * Squidward: Then what is it?
 * Sparx sniffs for a bit.
 * Sparx:...Anyone thinking of KFC all of the sudden?
 * Icky: 'Cause it's finger-lickin' good? (Rimshot)...
 * Iago: AWW, that joke sucks, even for you!
 * SpongeBob: I agree, that joke sucked. (Sniffs) And, all of a sudden, I'm thinking of it too.
 * Mantis: You know what, I'm starving. Should we go get some food at that nearby KFC we saw a while ago while we're figuring out the Qui predicament?
 * Banzai: NOOO!! THERE'S CHICKEN THERE!!! (Everyone was surprised)...Uh, I mean, sure, that'd sound good.
 * Shenzi: What's gotten into you, honey? Did that powder make you insane in the membrane? (Ed chuckles)
 * Banzai: Whatever, I'm starving. (They took off in the van)

Chapter 2- Cobra's New Dasterdly Trick in the Works.
Villain League HQ Flashback Present
 * All the leagers are preparing for the Crusade.
 * Lord Cobra came in laughing cheerfully!
 * Lord Cobra: "I DID IT EVERYONE?! THE TRAP HAS BEEN SPRUNG!? THE LOUGERS ARE GONNA HAVE QUITE THE CHICKEN PROBLEM!?"
 * Junjie: "For once Mang, I'm glad you desided to take an act of extremisum that most likely will harm Cynder in th-"
 * Mirage grabs Junjie and muffled his mouth!
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh, don't worry! I thought ahead this time! I made sure Ol' FFK is fully aware that I require Cynder as a kidnappee. See, I learned from my Blood Root mistake."
 * Mirage: "Oh good, cause it's not good villain practice to cower out of your plan because of something like that."
 * Tai Lung, Galaxhar, and Makunga came in.
 * Tai Lung: "Great news Mang. Our forces are almost ready for our own quest for the Scarlet Dragon."
 * Galaxhar: "In less unfortunate news, we hardly knew where Qui is even hiding in Deserta. Just because we know the planet doesn't mean we know WHERE!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "(Flying in on his flying scooter) On the contary. We have an exact idea where she is. Thanks, to the Deserta Bandits!"
 * Galaxhar: "You mean those misfited marauders? How does THAT help us?!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Simple. The only known place where the Deserta Bandits hang out, is near the golden palace of Amutt! Meaning THAT is where Qui is hiding!"
 * Makunga laughs!
 * Makunga: "A MUTT IS GIVEN A GOLDEN PALACE!? (LAUGHS)?! AND ON TOP OF THAT, I THOUGHT MASTER URANUS WAS A CRAPPY NAME (LAUGHS)"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "No you blasted gazelle-killing moron! AMUTT, NOT A MUTT?! A-MUTT! DO YOU EVEN HONESTLY KNOW WHO AMUTT IS!?"
 * Tai Lung: "To be honest, not really. Who is this, Amutt?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Ugh.... FINE! A quick history lesson! Red One, turn on the pro-ject-tor!"
 * Red One: On it, doc! (Crawls up to the camera and turns it on, and inserts a tape)...
 * (Dr. Blowhole): 'Amutt' is actually short for 'Priestlord Amuttamon', the current high priest lord of the ancient Auramid, a golden luminescent pyramid said to bestow not just an entire horde of treasure, but powers beyond our wildest dreams! Amutt was crowned the next high priest lord of one of the great Desertan races called the Anubisans, dog-like people, by the last ruler, his father, having gained powers beyond that of even the High Council. The Auramid is said to be the fifth largest magic library on Deserta, whereas the others are hidden away greatly, and Amutt, while not being the full ruler of Deserta, earned the recognition of all the other Desertan races, who hailed him like a God and considered him the son of 'Father Anubis'. He eventually got married to an Anubisan warrior queen named Samutt, and they both had 3 daughters named Cleo, Patra, and Nile. Though despite all this power, Amutt felt...incomplete. He knows Deserta is but one world, and very few of the UUniverses even know of him. He also grew unwary of the violence the UUniverses tended to have, fearing they would one day reach Deserta. He suffered from restless nights caused by the nightmares conjured up by his fears of losing all that he loved. Desperate for answers, he begged for his staff to tell him what he needs to do...and he had a got a prophetic vision. He saw that someday, the rare Scarlet Dragon breed of the Dragon Realms would arise and gain the power to an unstoppable conquest, if done right. Plus, he and his family in years time would get to meet one. And thanks to the entire family having immortality, they have waited for years on end for the day that this prophecy would come true, and that this scarlet dragon would protect Deserta from 'the unenlightened' through conquering the UUniverses. He would someday serve this 'messiah' and bring 'TRUE enlightenment' to the UUniverses and bring peace once and for all. He prepared greatly for the messiah's arrival by preparing an army of mummies created by willing brave warriors who wanted to help this prophecy come true through their sacrifices, as well as gaining a massive Scarab Guardian for extra muscle. But then, when word reached the High Council of Old, especially the Egyptian God members, their lives would be turned around for good...
 * God #1: Priestlord Amuttamon! You disrespect your position and the great people of this world through your unethical sacrificial decisions! Hundreds of proud here being tricked into sacrificing themselves to bring forth this prophecy. This is NOT the way a prophecy should be fulfilled.
 * Amutt: But, oh mighty ones, this messiah will save us from the unenlightened universe around us!
 * God #2: You make your OWN kingdom unenlightened through your foolish claims. Right now, the other kingdoms many miles away are displeased and never want their sons and daughters to come to this dreadful place. You abuse your power through this nonsense, and as punishment, this army you have spawned will forever be sealed within the once-mighty Auramid.
 * Amutt: No! PLEASE, DON'T DO THIS!!
 * God #3: Our decision is final! (The Auramid shakes)
 * Amutt: NO!! NOOOO!!! (He runs for the Auramid, and the whole Auramid gets magically darker, it's encrusted jewels turn black, the architecture changes, and the door shuts off on Amutt as soon as he gets in)...NO!! OPEN THIS DOOR!!! PLEASE!!! THIS HAS TO BE DONE!! (The door transforms and seals itself up tight) OPEN THIS DOOR!!! OPEN THE DOOR!!! PLEASE!!! NOOOO!!! PLEEEEAAAaaaa... (His screams deafen out as the transformation is complete, turning the stunning Auramid into a demonic structure with gargoyle-like snakes, black gemstones, and the tone of the environment is blackened, though the Auramid still remains gold)...
 * (Dr. Blowhole): He, his family, and everything they created were locked up inside the cursed Auramid forever. The Gods believed that no one would ever want to open the Auramid and free whatever laid inside. Thus, they told the High Council of Old to make sure this prophecy never gets fulfilled as Amutt wanted it to. The High Council of today still considers this a priority....
 * Dr. Blowhole: (The video ends)... And now that we know that Darkness Qui was hiding out on Deserta this whole time, there's a good chance that SHE is the scarlet dragon this prophecy spoke of.
 * Plankton: Does Qui know about this?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Not as of yet, but thanks to the Deserta Bandits, it's only a matter of time.
 * Hades: And what does this mean to us?
 * Mirage: Well, if this army wants to bring true enlightenment, it would mean that they purge the UUniverses of villainy, including us.
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Oh yes, the Amutt family is very misguided as well! And villainy would only be ONE of the victims of Amutt's enlightenment path! Amutt also wants to convert all of universe socity under his control, even that of the High Council, because of Socity's bad hapit of mostly being RESPONDSABLE for villains to begin with! He knew it's not enough to stop just villainy alone! He wants to be rid one of the many things known to inadvertingly create it!"
 * Jafar: "Well, luckly, there's a chance Eagle-Beak would warn Qui to stay clear of this certain room."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Yes, but, there's an issue.... Scor-Pan, the "Bandit Leader". He's more then just that. Scor-Pan is a lost creation of magic of Amutt, and he's working to bring his master back along with his master's other exspeariments, in the form of summon orbs capable to become the creatures on command, like the mummifived althetic greyhounds, that falcon/phenox monster. He also has an enchanted Spy Falcon capable to duplicate itself and spy in more places then once, a ginormous turtle monster with an oasis on it's back to trick fools into going near it can capture them for Scor-Pan, and one such orb is capable to become an army of anthromorthic flesh eating desert locusts. He might tempt Qui to free Amutt."
 * Cobra: "Oh great. It appears Eagle-Beak's not the only misguided mental case on Deserta! It's not surprise why the High Council is going after her outside of keeping her from US! Is there a chance the other villain teams will know?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "The Scourge have Mercurymon. He's a pretty smart dude who knows his legends. And Nefarious is not a COMPLETE moron. Give him enough determination, and help from his butler bot, he'll figure everything out. Those Villains Act Founders likely know or will come to know about Qui's Scarlet dragon propicy soon enough. And the Mafia Allience representives, Crangor's mercenaries? They're natives to Deserta. They most assuringly know what's at stake. They are gonna be the most determin to not just get Qui, but to prevent Scor-Pan from making that propicy a reality!"
 * Cobra: "So we have a commen goal.... Yet we're all against each-other because we have conflicting goals on what to do with Qui. We all know what we want."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Yes. Those Scourge goons want Qui as a weapon. Nefarious views her as a means to finally make Team Nefarious like us! Those VA scum want her back for the sake of having her back! The Mercenaires.... They're doing the Mafia Alliences' work and giving her to them for a handsome reward."
 * Makunga: "Ok, what would a powerful criminal synicate want with a powerful redish color dragon capable to master all dragon realmian elements that...... Wait, I think I just answered my own questions."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Exactly. Someone like Qui would make doing the Mafia's Alliences' line fo work even more pitifully easy, even more then their mysterious access to Darkspawnian Artifacts."
 * Junjie: "Well, so, serious stakes are at their highest then?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Indeed. And Eagle-Beak has pulled many defences to work against us."
 * Galaxhar: "You mean, something more creative then just surrounding the place with a seemingly unlimited supply of those silly robots?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Oh yes. WAY, more creative."
 * Lord Cobra: "Explain, so we know what to expect."
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, spies were able to report that Eagle-beak is having new allies builde a great force field generator around it. It appears to be of Alternate Universe Origin. It's powerful, but not inestructable, so it can be weakened. Though when it is destroyed, Eagle-Beak will know and he will prepare the defenses. Thus, not only will the Qui Drones attack, but there is a lot of magical booby traps set around the pyrimid. Only the most keen eye can find these traps and avoid them.
 * Tai Lung: Anything else?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, I think our sources claimed that Qui was able to regain her lost weapon through a mysterious new ally Eagle-Beak brought forword. That means we get to see that giant super robot that didn't came during the Plunderweed fiasco after all, only it won't be just against the good guys.... Unfortunately.
 * Lord Cobra: So how do we get through then?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, I feel that the only thing powerful enough to break through the shield is a nuke. But where are we gonna find THAT kind of firepower on such short notice?
 * Plankton: Well, remember that tank that shoots ice cream?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Yeah?
 * Plankton: Well, while I was trapped in Atlantis, I was able to modify that blasted machine, and make it shoot a warhead that delivers just the right force as a nuke, though isn't as lethal. The only downside is that I didn't have enough materials to create more than one rocket, so as long as we still have the only one we have, we can bust that shield.
 * Galaxhar: So we've only got one shot, then?
 * Plankton: Afraid so. But it'll all be worth it once we find that Pyrimid.
 * Junjie:... And are you sure that the killer chicken ghost that Red created will work?
 * Mirage: I have seen him in action before. He has taken his indirect teachings of Freddy Kruger very well enough. I say Red made a powerful investment.
 * Lord Cobra: And with them not suspecting, they'll be trapped as soon as they enter the Dragon Temple. That'll give Freddy the isolation he needs to do his bloody work. (Chuckles)
 * Dr. Blowhole: "So then. It won't be long until our forces pin-point the lo-cat-tion of the Pyrimid. However, the same is unfortunately mutual for our compitision."
 * Jafar: "Then we have to act quickly. We can't risk the High Council and our urchen rivals be able to get to that planet first!"
 * Rourke: "YOU HEARD THE MAN, LET'S MOVE?!"

Chapter 3- A Fear Of...Chickens?
A KFC Restaurant Dragon Temple Kolwalski's lab.
 * Icky: Well, I sure hope this takes our minds off that silly red powder that Cobra threw on your face, Banzai.
 * Banzai: My eyes are still burning a bit, but nevertheless, I'm totally fine.
 * Shenzi: Good, you need a little chicken to get you fed enough to go on this mission.
 * Banzai:...Chicken...(Gulps)...
 * Waiter: Here is your fried chicken, friends! Enough to feed those of you that eat meat.
 * Banzai: (Gasps, and dramatic music plays as he sees the chicken, and he sees a vision of a familiar scarred chicken)...AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!! CHICKEN!!! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!! AAAAHHH-HAA-HAA-HAAAAHH!!! (Runs out of the restaurant)
 * Lola:...What was that all about?
 * Kowalski: Hmm, I've noticed something off, too. He seems to have been experiencing alektorophobia ever since he was hit by that dust.
 * Private: Alektorophobia?
 * Kowalski: It's the fear of chickens....WHAT, IT'S TRIVIA, OKAY?!?
 * Skipper: You always have to speak nerd when you could just simplify it by saying 'he has been experiencing a fear of chickens'.
 * Icky:...You know what, sir, we'll just take this food to go. We need to help our friend with a little problem.
 * Waiter: Very well, then. Good luck with your little crusade.
 * Shenzi: Come on, honey, you gotta eat something!
 * Banzai: NO! NOT CHICKEN!!! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!! AAAHHH!!! (Ed laughs out loud)
 * Shenzi: Geez, what did that powder do to you?
 * Icky: "OBVIOUSLY that junk made him afraid of chickens!? Watch! Yo Banz?"
 * Banzai: "Yeah Ick?"
 * Icky brings out a marshmellow Peep.
 * Banzai: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Icky: "See? Even a stale old Peep I kept and forgot to eat that easter ago scares the crap out of him!"
 * Shenzi: "Nasty! You kept that thing since Easter?"
 * Icky: "Oh that's rich coming from creatures that eat corpses for a living."
 * Shenzi: "But still man! But you did made a point. We need to tell the others about this. I think this could be one of Mang's tricks."
 * Icky: "If so, ya think he do something worse then just made Banzai hopelessly afraid of poultry."
 * Shenzi: "I have a feeling it's more then just maken Banzai afraid of chickens."
 * Kolwalski types on a computer.
 * Kolwalski: "Just as I suspected. Mang has used something known as "Fearspawn Powder"!"
 * Po: "Fearspawn?"
 * Kolwalski: "It's like corruption powder, but instead of becoming evil, you just turn into a cowerd. It's basicly almost Mang's own verson of Zuthron's powders. But this looks to be ten times worse! It's making Banzai afraid of Chickens!"
 * Iago: "That is sad, and Banzai loves his chicken!"
 * Shifu: "No doubt Mang knows that if even only one of us has a debillitating fear that he or anyone else can sue against us, we'll be forced to delay our trip to cure Banzai."
 * Icky: "I'm pretty sure there's hardly any chickens in an eyget inspired planet."
 * Shifu: "But it would be reckless to go there reguardless in Banzai's condition. We'll have to inform the High Council that the Lougers have been given a serious issue."
 * Cynder: "WE CAN'T! Couldn't we just send Banzai to a recovery hospital and resume as planned?"
 * Shifu: "This isn't a basic case of a silly fear of domestic fowl! This is the work of Mang! And it's almost garrintied, to be more dangerious then it appears! We can't risk the life of Banzai or those not prepared for some unimaginable horror! Is that understood?"
 * Cynder: "But-"
 * Spyro: "Cynder, we'll join the crusade soon enough, but Banzai needs help. Whatever Mang unleashed being filled with Junjie-like extremisum, could've gave him something dangerious. Qui will just have to wait. Please....."
 * Cynder:...(Sighs) What if we don't fix this in time?
 * Sparx: Lady, we're the Shell Lodgers, we can handle ANYTHING! Now what do you say we fix Banzai's alek...alekta...ala-ala....aleka...fear of chickens.
 * Private:...Couldn't he try eating other meats?
 * Lord Shen: Well, Boss Wolf still hasn't gone to the store yet.
 * Icky: Hmm...perhaps I COULD spare some of the Mega-Sci Corp raptor meat I keep in the fridge.
 * Lord Shen: You mean that junk they make on that Odyssey prehistoric world? Absolutely not, I don't trust an alternate meat source I'm not familiar with.
 * Icky: What, it taste just as good as the scavenged meat me and Dil used to steal from others.
 * Shenzi: Well, it's better than nothing.
 * Icky: (Zooms off and grabs the meat)...Go ahead, Banzy, give it a ta--
 * Banzai: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
 * Icky: WHAT IS IT NOW?!?
 * Kowalski: Well, raptors ARE related to chickens.
 * Icky:...I hate it when logic bites us in the ass. Oh, well, more for me. (Eats the meat)...YUMMERS!!! A TASTE I HAVEN'T TASTED FOR SO LONG!!!...Well, it really DOES taste like chicken, I never noticed that before.
 * Po: So...how do we fix this problem? If Banzai isn't gonna eat the available meat we have at the moment, what WILL he eat?
 * Lord Shen: I don't know, but we still need to stay if we're gonna help him. In the meantime, we need to make sure he stays safe for the remainder of his condition.
 * Banzai: What you talking about, I don't need no protection. I can handle myself--(Icky shows him a chicken leg) WAAAAA-HAAAARRGGGHHH!!! (Zooms straight into his room)
 * Icky: "One word for this.... Weird..... and Funny at the same time."
 * Lord Shen: "Do be warned that the humor of this situation is drasticly temporary! The worse of Mang's trick has yet to come!"
 * Icky: "That's why I'm making the most of it before it really goes into shit."

Chapter 4- There's Evil In The Air
Banzai's Room. Reality Front Entrance
 * Banzai: "Man, maybe the guys are right. I'm gonna need to chill out. I'm gonna have to take a nap."
 * Banzai proceeded to go to sleep.
 * Banzai: "They'll help me soon enough. Keep it together, Banzai, you're not a chicken. You're just-"
 * ???: "A stupid dog?!"
 * Banzai: "Actselly, Hyenas are not that related to dogs and-"
 * Banzai turns and screams when he sees a silluette of a figure with the only thing seen was a Freddy Kruger-ease glove!
 * ???: "I'LL TEACH YOU TO SCREW ME OVER, MUTT?!"
 * Banzai freaks out and runs off!
 * Banzai: CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! AND HE LOOKS LIKE FREDDY KRUEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * ???: They can't hear you, stupid! You're asleep!
 * Banzai: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU, YOU'RE A MONSTER!!! A CHICKEN!!! A MONSTER CHICKEN!!!
 * ???: A monster chicken that has been wanting payback for you AND your hyena friends for years!
 * Banzai:...You know me?
 * ???: Don't YOU know ME? Oh, that's right, you wouldn't know me, would you. Because I'M RUINED BEYOND BELIEF!! (The silhouette shows himself as a chicken with a Freddy Krueger-like attire)...
 * Banzai: YAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
 * ???: Welcome to my world, bitch! (Cackles as he uses his knife glove to carve words on his stomach, while in reality, he's only shaving his fur wherever he carves his body in his dream)
 * Banzai: AAHHH!! AAAAAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA!! DON'T KILL ME--YAA!!
 * ???: Oh, I don't wanna kill you...yet! I need to have my fun first! (He has carved the words 'Shenzi smells like poo')
 * Banzai:...(Gasps) YOU ANIMAL!!!
 * ???: Oh, I'm not done yet, motherf*****! I've just begun. (Cackles)
 * Banzai: (He is still asleep yet struggling as the words the chicken figure carved are shaved on his belly)... Get away from me! HELP!!
 * Banzai, in his sleep, fell off the bed, smacked into the Floor!
 * Banzai screamed!
 * Icky: (He, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Shenzi, and Ed appear) WHAT HAPPENED?!?
 * Spyro:...Uh, Icky, why do you have a chicken leg? Didn't you say you were already full?
 * Icky: I was...uh...(Gulps)
 * Shenzi: You were thinkin' about teasing him, weren't you? (Ed chuckles) It's not funny, Ed! (Before Ed can burst laughter, Shenzi covers his mouth) I'm serious, it's NOT funny!
 * Sparx: Uh...I don't think it's THAT he's laughing at. Look at Banzai's chest! (They see the words shaved on his stomach)
 * Spyro:...SAY WHAAAAAT?!?
 * Shenzi: SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Ed: (Laughs hysterically)
 * Cynder: (Scoffs)...Sorry, I just couldn't help it.
 * Spyro: Guys, this is no time for jokes, we need to figure out who did this!
 * Banzai: (In his sleep) CHICKEN!! MONSTER CHICKEN!!! HE'S DOING THINGS TO ME!!! HE'S...AAAAHHHHHHH!!!
 * Icky/Sparx/Shenzi: Oy!
 * Spyro: Guys, this is serious! I think that Fearspawn powder did more to Banzai than we think. I can sense something incredibly dark inside his mind right now. Whatever it is, we need to snap him out of it. (Slaps Banzai awake) WAKE UP, BANZAI!!
 * Banzai: AAAHHH, NO, DON'T PEE ON SHENZI WHILE SHE'S SLEEPING!!! (Ed bursts out laughing at that)
 * Everyone (except Banzai): SHUT UP!!
 * Shenzi:...Banzai, what happened?
 * Banzai: It was horrible! I saw a chicken that looked like Freddy Krueger! He carved in my body hurtful words!!
 * Sparx: Yeah, we can clearly see that. (Banzai looks at the shaved words, and screams like a girl, covering it)
 * Banzai: SHENZI, DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY, GIRL, IT'S THE GHOST MESSING WITH ME!!
 * Shenzi: Relax, honey, it's not often that- Wait, ghost?
 * Banzai: "YA KNOW?! HE'S LIKE ANIMA, BUT WORSE!? HE'S EVILER THEN TAIKLAR?! EVEN MORE VENGEFUL THEN BOTH!? AND HE HAS A CLAWWED GLOVE!?"
 * Icky: "Jesus Bro, ya need some serious help! I'm starting to think this is no longer in hilarity terratorry anymore!"
 * Banzai: You think?!? He said he wanted payback on me, Shenzi, and Ed!
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Shenzi: (Slaps Ed) Since when is a chicken ghost targeting US funny, retard?
 * Spyro: Well, it's not. And it needs to be looked at.
 * Banzai: What're we gonna do? This chicken is gonna kill me and the hyenas!
 * Sparx: Well, I don't know, but we might need to see an expert on this stuff. Perhaps Zuhron?
 * Cynder: I think that's a good idea. Get the van ready, we need to--
 * ???: GUYS!!! GUYS, GET DOWN HERE, WE'RE LOCKED IN!!! (The group goes down to the front entrance)
 * Sparx: WE'RE LOCKED IN?!?
 * Gilda: You might say that. Look! (They see the front door has been melted and merged together)
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) EEEEHHH!!!
 * Banzai: I-I-I-I-I-IT'S THE CHICKEN GHOST, HE DID THIS!!!
 * Merlin: Relax, I'm sure a quick spell can fix this. Colloporto keylingus knax! (The spell doesn't work)...What?...(Tries the spell again, and sinister laughter was heard, though only to Banzai)
 * Banzai: (Gasps) Did you hear that?!?
 * Mushu: Hear what?
 * Banzai:...Nobody heard that?
 * Gilda: Uh, no, and these ears are as sharp as razors.
 * Banzai:...It was evil laughter! I heard it!
 * ???: (Cackles) They can't hear you, only YOU can hear me! (Cackles)
 * Banzai: AAAHHHHHH!!! HELP ME!!! GET THIS VOICE OUT OF MY HEAD!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
 * Ed: (Laughs)
 * Bagheera: Uh...is it just me, or does Banzai have words shaved on his chest?
 * Spyro: Guys, I think he's right. There's a ghost somewhere in this Temple, and I think it's truly the cause of this door getting locked.
 * Mr. Krabs: OH, LET'S SEE IF THIS GHOST THOUGHT ABOUT THE GLASSLESS WINDOWS!
 * Mr. Krabs jumped to the windows, but something bouncy pushed him back!
 * Mr. Krabs: "DAMN IT!? HE PLACED IN RUBBER WINDOWS!?"
 * Icky was seen with dynomite on the doors.
 * Icky: "Yeah, but did the fucker think of making the doors industructable?"
 * Cynder: "Icky, that might not be a good-"
 * Icky pushed down the detonator, but following the dust clearing following the explosion, it appears that the door is not damaged, and all that was left was an ash mark and a lot of burnt Lodgers.
 * Tigress:...Well, that's something even I can't break.
 * Mr. Krabs: OH, SCREW IT, I'M GETTING OUT THROUGH THE TOILETS!! (Leaves, but then he comes out as smelly clouds came out of the bathroom) AAHKKK!! (Barfs) He clogged out the toilets, and pooped in them! ALL OF THEM!!!
 * ???: (In Banzai's head) Good luck trying to take a s*** with stinky bathrooms, bitches! (Cackles)
 * Banzai: The ghost said 'Good luck trying to take a s*** with stinky bathrooms, bitches!'
 * Skipper: That deep-fried bastard!
 * Shenzi: GRRRGGHH!! IF WE EVER GET HIM, WE'LL SEND HIM STRAIGHT TO THE BIRDY BOILER!!!
 * ???: Birdy....birdy...birdy...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (The Temple starts to turn into a red tone)
 * Iago: WHAT IS GOING ON?!?
 * Banzai:...I think we said something wrong.
 * Sandy: RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVES!!! (The Lodgers scattered, but the ghost blocked their passages)
 * Thundera: AYE CARUMBA!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GHOST?!?
 * Banzai: We pissed him off, that's what!
 * ???: (Now audible to everyone) YOU ALL FORCED MY HAND THIS TIME!!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO BE TORTURED, ABANDONED BY MY FAMILY AFTER GETTING TORTURED BY YOUR HYENA BRATS, AND HAVING BEEN KILLED!!!
 * Sparx: (Gasps) G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOOOOOOSSSTT!! (Skitters his arms cartoonishly and buzzes into a vase) Please don't hurt me, there so many things I've never got to do! I never got to tell Fu-Xi's dragonfly friend I loved her!!!
 * Icky: (Sighs) She basically knows aleady, nitwit!
 * ???: SILENCE!!! HAVE FUN SLEEPING TONIGHT, FOOLS!! As of right now, I will cut off all security in this Temple, I will disable your power, your communications, AND I'll do whatever I can to kill you all until there is nothing left!
 * Merlin: WHO ARE YOU?!?
 * ???: Well, I'm someone who obviously doesn't like the hyenas very much, that's for sure. Someone they victimized! Sweet nightmares! (Cackles and his voice fades away)...
 * Kowalski:...Well, we're being haunted by a chicken ghost, and we are all doomed. (Mostly everyone panics)
 * Shifu: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!! (Everyone does that)...Forgive my bluntness, but we are NOT going to die! We'll figure this out somehow.
 * Banzai: How? This guy is cutting off all we need to survive! We'll starve, especially since we forgot to go to the grocery store, we have no power and no way to call for help, WE'RE BASICALLY F****D!!!