The Tallest Talltales EVAH!

The Tallest Talltale EVAH! is the 18th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Pinkie Pie has invited Spyro, Sparx, Kairi, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, The Hyenas, Shrek and his friends, the Madagascar Gang, the rest of the lougers, Discord cause he's hiding from the controversy he caused in the Season 4 premere, and the Dragon group to watch Survivor: Dragon Island, but the Baby Cakes just won't go to sleep. So our heroes deside to make up some hilariously crazed bedtime stories to put the baby ponies to sleep. There are 8 stories in total, which are all equally hilarious, heroic, adventurous, and exciting. Equily, 4 are Alternate Realities, and 4 are Obscured Adventures of Lougers and Friends. From Pinkie Pie on the run from the law, to Sandy's Southern Sheriff adventures with Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry, and Duckbilled Benny, and more.

Stories List

 * Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted (Alternate Reality)- In Far Far Away, a lonesome pony named Pinkie Pie is wanted for some crimes she didn't commit. An unknown thief known as The Meanie Burgler has stolen the king's precious jewels, the queen's beatiful assesories, and all of the gold from the royal bank and gets Pinkie Pie blamed by disguising himself as her. But Pinkie always defends herself from arrest by Officer Kill-Joy, who is a near clone of Cranky Doodle Donkey, and his brave men in metal, as well as two imfamously dangerious troll bounty hunters, with her psychological condition in which she can make people laugh called Giggler Syndrome. And when she makes friends with the rainbow-colored and nature controlling superheroes of the kingdom named Chrome Dash (Rainbow Dash) and Natureshy (Fluttershy), her life changes forever.
 * Western Hoedown (Alternate Reality)- In the old South in a place called Texas, another hero is present. Sheriff Sandreas Cheeks and her parnter Cowboy Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots are on the look out for 3 mad criminals named Dirty Dan, a filthy squirrl, Duckbilled Benny, an outlaw who's ironicly a vulture, and no duck-based traits at all, and Pinhead Larry, a goof ball scorpian, who are robbing banks and rustling cattle and livestock as quick as a flash. It's up to Puss and Sandra to send these jerk offs to justice.
 * Cynder and The Mad Puppet Doctor (Obscure Adventure)- Spyro, Sparx, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Gilda, Trixie, the Mane 5 and the Cursaiders (who they stow-awayed into it) are sent on a mission By Celestia to stop the villainous plans of Shrek Pinocchio's evil cousin, who calls himself The Devious Puppet, who plots to make the united universe his by turning everyone into puppets, has also kiddnapped the other lougers and Kairi thanks to a secret lost talisment of Discord simuler to the string holders that hold up traditional wooden puppets, called the "String Holder of Choas".
 * Gingy's Grib (Obscure Adventure)- Gingy's new Grib, Casa de Gingerbread looks great and the party is tasteful, literally. All the Gingerbread Men are playing with candy while Gingy tries to impress his crush, Gingerette, with his own secret candied cookie recipe. This succeeds until a corrupt Gingerbread Man real estate agent named Sour Cookie, crashes the party and steals Gingerette and Gingy's deed to their home so he can sell their home to a crime lord he's heavily indepted to. Now, Gingy must get it back.
 * Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors (Obscure Adventure)- The Viking Island Town of Berk gets some new neighbors, the giant, noisy partying kind! Who is one of these giants? Northen Land Stomper The Undefeatable. But when they find out that the giants are jerks who treat dragons like vermin, now the lougers and the dragon gang must beat Land Stomper in his own challnage: the test of battle superiority, who ever wins, makes the loser leave by great force.
 * Spyro's Cooking Show (Alternate Reality)- Spyro is an ispiring under-appresiated grunt of an abusive and secretly cruel host Chef Al-La Creep, a giant brown recluse french chef, to a cooking show where established and OC chefs cook with a special ingredient. Today's specal incredient is: Fluttershy. Can Spyro do something to finally stand up to his abusive master before Fluttershy's lunch?
 * Run Away Greymon (Obscure Adventure)- Parody of The Rugrats' Runaway Reptar, Greymon is reaking havioc in Tokyo Japan along with the Digi Kid's other digimon in their champion forms. Someone named Dr. Wazabi is behind it all and only Sam, Max, The Digidestined, Devon, Cornwall, Brandy, Whiskers, Lola Boa, Ed the Otter, Batty, Miguel and Tulio can stop him before he uses the Digimon to destory Tokyo with their other digivolve forms.
 * Twilight the Wizard (Alternate reality)- In this story, Equestria is a more safer place in a time where there was no need for the Elements of Harmony for it was now protected by Princess Celestia's Students who've mastered powerful magic that fended off many other countless threats to Equestria. (and when Twilight didn't became princess so we can still use Twilight as a Unicorn. Remember, these are talltales, and therefor, don't really exsit.) The most powerfulf and benvoloent of them all was Twilight along with Spike, Taiku and Princess Alice themselves. But soon, they will come face-to-face with the return of an unexpected enemy: Sunset Shimmer, (cause Twilight Alicorn never happened, Sunset is still evil and still soughts to become an Alicorn), Now, Twilight must sacervice her Unicornhood so she can have the power to tame the darkness in Sunset Once and for all. (Note: I still didn't see Equestia Girls, but i do think Sunset is a decent villain, just wish she was used better.)

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Backstreet Boys- Larger Than Life)



Chapter 1: Sugarcube Slumber Party
Sugarcube Corner Later.
 * Icky: Wow, did that episode rock and suck at the same time.
 * Donkey: How are yall' supposed to protect Equestria now?
 * Twilight: Don't worry, Donkey! We'll just find those missing 6 keys to that weird box and find out.
 * Discord: Glad Lord Shen didn't bother to show up. I bet it's so he can glout to Celestia how he's "supposingly" right about me. I could just hear that bleach Peacock now. (Magically appears in Lord Shen's clothes) I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU FROM THE START, YOU DISHONEST JERK!!! I OUGHTTA SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH ONE OF MY CANNONS RIGHT NOW!!! (Magically makes one of Shen's cannons appear)
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, slow down there, Dissy! You've caused enough trouble for us for once.
 * Puss: Still, if you can believe Discord would set up a silly charade like that just to teach Twilight a lesson about being a princess, I could just say 'No puedo chrerro!'
 * Patrick: Say what?
 * Puss: 'I can't believe it' in Spanish.
 * Patrick: Right, I knew that.
 * Puss: No you didn't.
 * Discord: Still, at least Fluttershy still forgives me after all that.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I am a little disappointed in you after lying to us about those seeds, but I can still forgive you for not truely doing anything wrong.
 * Donkey: (Playing peek-a-boo with Pumpkin Cake with his ears) PEEK-A-BOO! Peek-a-boo!
 * Pumpkin: Donkey, donkey, donkey! (Giggles)
 * Icky: "But in all honesty Discord, you don't ACTSELLY think Shen is gonna see Celestia again just so he can glout like a jackass to her, do you?"
 * Discord: "Wanna bet, Mr. Doubts-a-lot?"
 * Icky: Yeah!
 * Discord: Yeah?
 * Icky: YEAH!
 * Discord: YEAH?!?
 * Twilight: ENOUGH!!! (Discord and Icky stop) Lord Shen is still gonna find out because he is sure to have watched the premiere. Let's hope he doesn't do anything stupid.
 * Hiccup: "Still, it's cool we're invited into this."
 * Pinkie: LET PINKIE PIE'S SLEEPOVER EXTRAVAGANZA BEGIN!!! (Icky hops onto Discord like Scooby-Doo after he is scared by Pinkie's loud voice, and she launches a party cannon with confetti and balloons)
 * Icky: GODDAMN IT, PINKIE, YOU SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME!!!
 * Discord: This isn't Scooby-Doo, you know, Ickster. (Icky soon realizes, and gets off of him)
 * Shrek: You're lucky your screams didn't scare the Baby Cakes.
 * Kowalski: Yeah, babies can get frightened by yells or screams VERY easily.
 * Pinkie: Sorry, didn't think that through, but (Whispers) let's get this party starteeeeed!
 * Trixie: "Let's just be glad it wasn't the work of Nightmare Moon or some new villain, or it would've been most ironic to surrender those things so easily."
 * Gilda: "Yeah, but Discord may wanna be ALOT careful now. Cause I don't think Pred Jerk Des and the Bitch Sisters are gonna take kindly to Discord's stunt."
 * Cynder: "I'm more worried that, if the villain teams or outside villains found out about this, that Equestia is without defences or even the existence of the tree, it's gonna attract alot of dangerious attention, espeically that of Qui. She would do ANYTHING to make the new villain's act happen, and I doubt she would take her promise to stay away from here to heart."
 * Twilight: Still, we need to figure out what we're gonna do until those keys are found.
 * Pinkie: Guys? Survivor: Dragon Island is about to start!
 * Icky: "Aw sweetmongasaur."
 * Discord: "Honestly, what IS with you and those catchprhases of yours?"
 * TV: "WELCOME TO A SPEICAL EPISODE OF: SURVIVER: DRAGON ISLAND?!"
 * Icky: "Oh boy!"
 * TV: "TONIGHT'S EPISODE: TEAM WINDFIRE AND TEAM VULTURE FEATHER ARE STILL BUTTING HEADS WITH EACHOTHER?!"
 * Suddenly, TV audio is drowned out by sounds of crying!
 * Icky: "Uh, I know those people tend to be drumatic, but, when did they cried litterally like babies?"
 * Discord: "No, no, no, you dim-witted living fossal, tis the sound of REAL babies!"
 * The White Rabbit: Tell me that's not the sound effect box broken again.
 * Mad Hatter: "Nope. It worked well some of the previous episodes."
 * PInkie's voice: "Uh guys? Can you help me with the Babies? They seem, extra fussy this time around."
 * Icky: You guys go help Pinkie while I have this recorded so you won't miss any of the show.
 * The lougers, Dragon Team, and a layed back, not in any rush Discord goes off.
 * Iago stayed behind, wanting to ensure Icky doesn't screw this up somehow.
 * Iago: "I'm staying with you Icky, just to be sure you don't somehow ruin everything."
 * Icky: "Ok, but I think i know how to work a recording system Iaggy."
 * Iago: "Just being here just in case."
 * Icky:... Right.

Chapter 2: A Baby Bedtime Gone Wrong
Baby Cakes' room.
 * The baby ponys were brawling their eyes out with Pinkie trying everything she could to make them stop fuzzing.
 * Shrek: Pinkie, what in the name of Gingy is wrong with them?
 * Pinkie: "The babies don't want to go to bed for some reason!"
 * Sparx: "Well, i guess it's because they had too much fun with us. We have that effect on kids."

Cutaway Present
 * Discord: Yeesh, I haven't heard a baby crying ever since I pranked that pony mother eons ago.
 * Mother Pony: (Runs a stroller carrying her foal until a magical flash appears) What the--?!?
 * Discord: (Magically appears as a baby) I just wanna spwead chaos and be thwilled, is dat a cwiiiiiime?
 * Mother Pony: AARRGGGHH!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY BABY?!?
 * Discord: Relax, cuddle-cups, I may be a spirit of chaos, but even I don't wanna bring harm to a little foal. (Magically makes the baby appear) Here, I was keeping him on my throne. (The foal starts crying)
 * Mother Pony: YOU CREEP!!! (Smacks Discord away with her purse)
 * Discord: YAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!...(Crash)
 * Gilda: Seriously, dude?
 * Gingy: I wouldn't handle a baby like that! That's just weird!
 * Discord: Look, I did it back when I was still evil, okay?
 * Shrek: "Appearently, being evil is simular to being stupid... or a pedophile."
 * Discord: "AW COME ON!? I know i messed up royally with the Plunder weeds, but do we have to result to mockery?" (The Baby Cakes continue crying) UUGGHHH!!! Not to be rude or anything, but can someone PLEASE shut them up?!?
 * Kairi: Well, why don't we tell them some stories?...(They all laugh except Spyro) Aw, c'mon! It helped me when I was a child. Grandma always told me bedtime stories to get me to sleep.
 * Banzai: I got a story for you! BOR-RING! (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)...I needed that.
 * Kairi: Well, I got a good one. It about me as a King Fu master named Kairi Cha-
 * Phil: I have to stop you Kiari. Sorry, but the producer desided to scrap the Kung Fu Kairi story. We're also not doing the "Shroud" thing anymore.
 * Tito: I got one. It's about Titomeo and Georgiette!
 * Skipper: LET'S NOT!!!
 * Scootaloo: Could I tell another one of those Star Wars stories we promised we'd tell?
 * Applejack: We're savin' that for a later episode, Scoo.
 * Spongebob: Yeah.
 * Pinkie: "OH, OH, OH! I got one! And it's a story of epicness, and comedy?!"

Story 1:  Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted
Alternate reality: Far Far Away in the Shrek world. The Poison Apple Inside the Poison Apple Private room. Outside. Tunnel. Forest
 * (Pinkie): "Once apawn a time, In that Far Far Away place, there was an orphan pink pony in the FFA orphanage, which was, kinda broken, and poor, and, under budget. But the Maid lady was REALLY nice! She treated alot of orphans very well, even the pink pony. The Pink Pony had a Griffin friend, who was abit troubled. He dreamed of being a famous thief, which ended up made an impression on the impressionable filly, so they got in trouble once, and the Pink Pony was forced to abandon her friend, vowing to never steal again. Luckly, the event fell into obscurity and the Pink Pony ended up grewing up alone. She had no home and no friends, and was looking at a loney life... But she did not knew, she was gonna have the craziest adventure ever."
 * (Discord): "I'm gonna need MORE Popcorn!"
 * (Alex): You already said that in the Season 4 Premiere.
 * (Discord): So what?
 * (Pinkie): SSHHH!!!
 * Pinkie: (After buying a few groceries with all the farlings she could gain, Singing) Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'til it's done...
 * (Pinkie): The pink pony seemed to be the nicest to the people of FFA. But not when something goes horribly wrong. (As Pinkie continues singing, some knights appear to be sneaking up on her)
 * Knight #1: There she is!
 * Knight #2: Are you sure this is the pony we're after? She looks innocent and surprisingly peaceful.
 * Knight #1: That is definitely her! The Magic Mirror never lies. Now shut up and let's book her.
 * Pinkie: (Singing) Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're only a day awa-- (The knights pounce on her) WHOA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?...(She appears in shackles)...What's going on here?
 * ???: Don't try to avoid us, Pinkamena Diane Pie! (A Cranky Doodle Donkey-like donkey is seen staring at her menacingly)
 * Pinkie: Officer Kill-Joy? What's going on?
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You're under arrest for the robbery of the Far Far Away Bank!
 * Pinkie: WHAT?!? But, sir, I wouldn't steal anything, honest! I swore off stealing a long time ago.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Oh, really? Then explain THIS! (Shows her Magic Mirrror, who shows a pony silouette carrying moneybags in her mouth, and her hood falls off, showing Pinkie's face, smiling sinisteringly, and taking off with the money)
 * Pinkie:...But I don't understand! That wasn't me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Oh, then i didn't know you had an evil twin... By the way, I am being sarcastic. Now, nothing personal miss Pie, but until or UNLESS otherwise is proven, I'm afraid you have to come with us."
 * Pinkie: "Then I'm not gonna rest till I've proven my innosence! DOI?!"
 * The knights started to laugh their butts off!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "No you idiots?! Your gonna let her-" (Pinkie disappears in the blink of an eye)...YOU IDJITS!!! GET HER!!! GET HER, GET HER, GET HER, GET HER!!!
 * Pinkie: (Runs through the alleys as the knights follow hot persuit, then she vanishes, causing the knights to stop)
 * Knight #3:...Where'd she go? (Suddenly, Pinkie pops out of a manhole making a funny face, causing the knights to laugh out of control)
 * (Pinkie): Kill-Joy and his knight birgade knew this very well, the pink pony had a rare psychological disorder called Giggler's Syndrome, which somehow makes her actions 92% funny. She used this ability to escape.
 * (Kowalski): That's not a real syndrome, Pinkie.
 * (Pinkie): I made it up!
 * (SpongeBob): Not everything about a story has to be true, you know.
 * (Kowalski): I should've known that, sorry.
 * (Pinkie): Anyway, back to the story. Even though the pink pony was swift and clever, she was still unable to handle an army of knights coming at her in different directions.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: (Ties a piece of cloth around Pinkie's mouth) Comedy won't save your ass this time, Pinkie-face! Plus, you have the right to remain silent.
 * Pinkie: "MMPH! MMPH?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Nothing personal kid, but it's a just part of my job."
 * ???: "Hey Jackass?!"
 * ???: "Oh Crome, did you HAD to be so valgur?"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Aw, shit! Not aga--(A rainbow-colored blade is put on his throat by Rainbow Dash in a more intense version of her Power Pony costume)
 * Chrome Dash: Let the pony go! She is innocent! (Then Fluttershy appears in a costume covered in flowers, leaves, and vines)
 * Natureshy: Chrome, do we have to resort to violence?
 * Chrome Dash: Not now, Natureshy! Call off your guards, and leave this pony alone!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You don't have the guts to use that blade of yours! (Chrome Dash then uses the blade to scratch Kill-Joy in the face) UAARRRGGGHH!!!
 * Chrome Dash: Try me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Alright, alright! Let's go! But you haven't seen the last of us! (The knights and Kill-Joy retreat)
 * Pinkie: Mmph? (Chrome Dash removes the cloth from her mouth)...Whew! What did he wipe with that rag? BLECH!!!...Wait a minute, who are you two?
 * Chrome Dash: I'm Chrome Dash, and this is my trusted sidekick, Natureshy.
 * Naturshy:...Hi.
 * Pinkie: Wow, she's adorable.
 * Chrome Dash: We know you're innocent, Pinkie Pie. And we mean to help you.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Chrome: "Yep. This was the work of none other then... The Meanie Burgler."
 * Pinkie: "The Meanie Burgler?"
 * Chrome: "Yeah, he's a nortourious master of disguise. Problem is, the guards are stupidly convince he's a myth and can't be shown otherwise until he actselly caught him AND the mask he used."
 * Pinkie: "But why would the Meanie Burgler frame me?"
 * Chrome: "We're, still trying to figure that out. But come with us, and we might find out. There is a city of thugs just 10 miles from here. I know a shady griffin who i busted once, but befriended later when she saved my life from her own murderious mob boss."
 * Pinkie: "You, sure she can be trusted?"
 * Chrome: "If anyone knows the scum of socity, is someone who lives among them. She's kinda out best shot at the moment.:
 * Natureshy: "But, she does tend to be, um, pricey."
 * Chrome: "(Sigh), alchorse. You, wouldn't to happen to have 50$ bucks or something, do you?"
 * Pinkie: "All i have is my one 100$ dollar bill i been saving for a speical day, like, i wanted to use it to buy something good for the nurse maid who cared for me."
 * Chrome sighed. she knew this won't be easy.
 * Chrome: "Miss, the friend i knew is not gonna be easy to reason with unless we make it worth her while, and, money is the only thing that makes her talk."
 * Pinkie: "Do.... Do..... Do i have too?"
 * Natureshy: "We're so sorry, but we do wish there was another way..."
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Well, it's alright. I guess I won't get a better life than just living in an alley buying and cooking your own food by yourself.
 * Natureshy: Oh, I'm so sorry.
 * Chrome Dash: Well, who knows? You might get that chance when you cooperate with us.
 * Pinkie: You really think so?
 * Chrome Dash: Of course I do.
 * Pinkie: (Eyes glitter as Pinkie is touched)...Then let's do it.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, hold on tight. (Chrome grabs Pinkie's back, and she and Fluttershy fly off)
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAHHHH!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I NEVER HAD A VIEW BEFORE!
 * Chrome Dash: Just keep your eyes shut. You ain't wearing any goggles, so the wind might not be that friendly to your eyes.
 * Pinkie: Okay. (Closes her eyes) WHEEEEEE!!! (They fly off into the sunset)
 * Pinkie: 'The Poison Apple'? Doesn't sound like a friendly place. And i thought we were going to a thug city.
 * Chrome Dash: Sorry, i just remembered that in the Shrek universe, there's only this cheap bar instead of a city, so it has to do. This place is filled with the foulest criminals known to Far Far Away! When you're inside a place like this, you must know a few things: 1. Do not stare at one of them in the eye for too long. They don't like how they're looked at, even if their faces look ugly. 2. Act like a gangster or a thug. Any form of heavy kindness will make you an easy target. Knowing you, you should probably use...dirty humor.
 * Pinkie: What?
 * Chrome Dash: And 3. Do not say anything that will prompt them to kick you in the shin. Got it?
 * Pinkie: But I don't wanna use dirty humor!
 * Chrome Dash: Don't worry, you don't have to. You just need to act like a thug. I mean, Natureshy used to be a whiny little coward until I taught her how to act assertively and tough.
 * Natureshy: It's true. But I never felt happy doing it.
 * Chrome Dash: Now let's go inside.
 * A series of fairy tale villains and mythic beast criminals are seen in the bar.
 * An Orc Bartender is seen cleaning a glass mug.
 * Pinkie: Didn't the Ugly Stepsisters used to work here?
 * Orc: Well, they retired as well as all the other fairy tale villains from the shrek movies, all except that nasty Prince Charming, and this entirely different fairy tale villains.
 * Pinkie: Shallow.
 * Chrome: We're lookin' for someone who's willin' to help us with a lil' problem concerning a framed pony. That's this pink lady.
 * Orc: Oh, you mean the Meanie Burglar? Yeah, I saw it on the Magic Mirror News. He has the ability to take the appearence of anyone he touches by using this magical mask he found.
 * Pinkie: I thought he just wore a costume.
 * Orc: Trust me, dude, a costume of you? Who would get something like that other then extreme bronies? Plus, I hear that this guy is a griffin, so, frankly, such a costume wouldn't fit him.
 * Pinkie: Then how did you know it was him?
 * Orc: Oh, that was easy. I know a pink pony like you wouldn't rob a bank. You Equestia ponies take friendship like a realigen, so, criminal ponies are freakishly rare. But if you ask me, I think he's compensating for something.
 * Chrome: Right. Anyway, we're looking for Mean Martha. Have you seen her?
 * Orc: Yeah, she's in the back. But be careful, she's been on some hard times lately. It's best that you don't ask her about it. Also, most of the time frankly, she sometimes doesn't like to be disterbed.
 * Natureshy: Right. Let's move.
 * Chrome, Nature, and Pinkie entered the room.
 * A squack was heard.
 * They look to see Icky dressed like a commen theif.
 * Icky: "Hey, can't you see this is my master's private den?"
 * Natureshy: Look, pal, we're here for business, so buzz off!...
 * Icky:...Okay. (Leaves nervously)
 * Chrome: Wow, Natureshy, I am impressed.
 * ???: Ah, we meet again, Chrome Dash! (A masked griffin appears from the shadows) I can see you need help from your old friend?
 * Chrome Dash: Yes, Martha, we're here because we need some advice about the Meanie Burglar, who he is, and why he framed this pink pony.
 * Mean Martha: Hmm...how will you be paying?
 * Pinkie:...Well, I have this $100 bill. Will it be enough? (Martha snatches it)
 * Mean Martha: Indeed.
 * Mean Martha reveils that, in our reality, she would be known as Gilda. I mean hey, it would make sense why Icky is around here, right?
 * Mean Martha: "But I got to warn ya. The Burgler has protactors in the form of the most insidious bounty hunters ever. Mack and Kelly.
 * Meanwhile, two trolls simular to the Puss in Boots villains, Jack and Jill, are seen slowly walking torwords the Poison apple.
 * Mean Martha: "If anyone becomes a threat to the Meanie Burgler, he sends his nasty troll bodyguards to dispose of them. It's believe in a box that surrounds Mack's hand, holds a key to an abandon, magical fortress once belonged to a tyrant dragon king, before King Fantail and Queen Sun defeated him with might and magic, and sealed him with a curse of stonfication, as he slowly rots within it. The place is delcaired deserted by those idiot burocated guards that are after you, thanks to the Burgler being to smart, and that mask."
 * Chrome: "Well, if the king and queen been there before, then why-"
 * Mean Martha: "Fantail's an over-comident and unreasonable jerk, and while Sun is very reasonable, both of them are convinced that your friend stolen their jewery AND that moeny and gold, and won't even THINK about that old castle. So, tough break getting even them to help you out. And don't expect Kill-Joy to be so easily reasoned with neither. He's equilly convinced by that mask it was your friend. Now, it's possable the burgler realised you guys may be onto him, so his trolls are coming, so you guys need to get out of here before-"
 * Icky came back in!
 * Icky: "Master, Mack and Kelly are here and asking about the ponies?!"
 * Mean Martha: "Damn?! Then you need to follow me! I know another way out!"
 * (Twilight): Shouldn't we lay low on the cussing, please? This is a bedtime story for the Baby Cakes.
 * (Pinkie): Sorry.
 * Mack: (The two of them burst in)...Hello, Boris!
 * Boris the Orc Bartender: What are you two doing here? Get out of my pub!
 * Kelly: Or what?
 * Boris: You are no longer allowed here!
 * Mack: (Lights up a blaster, and blasts one of the dishes behind him) We're not here for another drink! We're after somepony who needs to be stopped.
 * Kelly: The criminal named Pinkie Pie.
 * Boris: Since when do you guys become vigilantes?
 * Mack: The boss needs the pleasure of getting revenge on her. Now, where is she?
 * Boris: She's not here!
 * Kelly: (Grabs Boris by the shirt)...I know you're lying. I can smell her.
 * Mean Martha: (Opens a secret hatch) Come on, down here! (They all enter until Mack and Kelly smell her out and find her)
 * Mack: THERE YOU ARE!!! (Lights the blaster, but it misses Pinkie by a millimeter) Darn it!
 * Martha, Chrome, Nature, Pinkie, and Icky got out.
 * Martha: "You guys need to get out of here! Here, take my dragon horse!"
 * Martha screeched for a Reptilian-like creature coming forth,
 * Martha: "She's very fast and realsillient! She can take you on your journy! Take Ick-a-bod with you."
 * Ick-a-bod: "But Master, i wanna stay and fight with you!"
 * Martha: "I'll distract those trolls for as long as i can. I'm not sure if it's a battle i can win, but i have to make sure they can't get you guys. I need you to wacth over them Ick-a-bod."
 * Before Ick-a-bod can say anything, Martha flew off with a battle cry, as the Dragon Horse began to run off, Ick-a-bod, with a small tear, forces to follow.
 * Martha stood in front of the Trolls.
 * Mack: "You have some nerve getting in the way of US, Martha. Esepically after what you did to our LAST boss."
 * Martha: "Well, exquse me for re-discovering my sense of humanity, Mack!"
 * Mack: "...... But, your a griffin."
 * Martha: "Oh you know what i mean?!"
 * Martha tries to pounce, but is then knocked out by Kelly!
 * Kelly: "We would kill you now, but boss said he has interesting plans for you, Martha."
 * Mack: "Si, and we'll always be around to ensure YOU don't do something to screw us over a-gain!"
 * Mack and Kelly laughed as they dragged away the unconjustus Martha.
 * Chrome Dash: Couldn't it have been easier if we used air travel to escape?