The Tallest Talltales EVAH!

Pinkie Pie has invited Spyro, Sparx, Kairi, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Cynder, Riku, Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, The Hyenas, Shrek and his friends, the Madagascar Gang, the rest of the lougers (Minus Shen and Boss Wolf cause Shen desired to personally confront Celestia about a certin mishap conserning a certin mix-body-parted creature, and Boss Wolf being dragged into it by a forceful Shen), Discord cause he's hiding from the controversy he caused in the Season 4 premere, and the Dragon group to watch Survivor: Dragon Island, but the Baby Cakes just won't go to sleep. So our heroes deside to tell some hilarious, exciting, and crazy bedtime stories to put the baby ponies to sleep. There are 8 stories in total, which are all equally hilarious, heroic, adventurous, and exciting. Equily, 4 are Alternate Realities, and 4 are Obscured Adventures of Lougers and Friends. From Pinkie Pie on the run from the law, to Sandy's Southern Sheriff adventures with Dirty Dan and his posse, to Gingy's real estate crisis with a sour gingerbread dealer, to Twilight as a world-famous sorceress, and more.

Stories List

 * Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted (Alternate Reality)- In Far Far Away, a lonesome pony named Pinkie Pie is wanted for some crimes she didn't commit. An unknown thief known as The Meanie Burgler has stolen the king's precious jewels, the queen's beatiful assesories, and all of the gold from the royal bank and gets Pinkie Pie blamed by disguising himself as her. But Pinkie always defends herself from arrest by Officer Kill-Joy, who is a near clone of Cranky Doodle Donkey, and his brave men in metal, as well as two imfamously dangerious troll bounty hunters, with her psychological condition in which she can make people laugh called Giggler Syndrome. And when she makes friends with the rainbow-colored and nature controlling superheroes of the kingdom named Chrome Dash (Rainbow Dash) and Natureshy (Fluttershy), her life changes forever.
 * Western Hoedown (Alternate Reality)- In the old South in a place called Texas, another hero is present. Sheriff Sandreas Cheeks and her parnter Cowboy Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots are on the look out for 3 mad criminals named Dirty Dan, a filthy squirrl, Duckbilled Benny, an outlaw who's ironicly a vulture, and no duck-based traits at all, and Pinhead Larry, a goof ball scorpian, who are robbing banks and rustling cattle and livestock as quick as a flash under the orders of a machanical madman thought dead. It's up to Puss and Sandra with some aide of unexpected allies to send these jerk offs to justice, all the while discover a dark history behind the unexpected return of Dr. Talbot, or what he refers himself now as "Professor SteamPunksten"
 * Cynder and The Mad Puppet Doctor (Obscure Adventure)- Cynder, Sparx,  Riku, Twilight, Spike (comes down latter down the road) Gilda, Trixie, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders (who they stow-awayed into it) are sent on a mission by Celestia to stop the villainous plans of Shrek Pinocchio's evil cousin, who calls himself The Devious Puppet, who was corrupted during his creation by an unknown villain, who said villain is ploting to make the UUniverses his by turning everyone into puppets, and has also kiddnapped the other Lodgers, even Spyro and Kairi thanks to a personal procession of Discord: his string holders that are infamously refered to as the "String Holders of Chaos", with addition to a very powerful artifact litterally very impourent to the Alicorns in more ways then one, where thanks to the theif, Discord is in danger of not only relapsing, but becoming worse then he ever was! The Mane 6 seek out a relic capable of prophet like powers to find out if the strings have a weakness of sorts, all the while they have quite a "WILD" adventure with a mare raised in the jungle against a group of hostile pouchers, while the louge combat the horrors of their worse nightmares combined with their most personal and evil abversaries, while avoiding being mind-warped until the weakness is reveiled and only then can this puppet be selved for good.
 * Gingy's Grib (Obscure Adventure)- Gingy's new Grib, Casa de Gingerbread looks great and the party is tasteful, literally. It became even more tasteful when he monitarly benifited from a fortune of skittles! That is, until his wealth vanished, and everyone ended up thinking he became an egotisitcal idiot and unknowingly spend all so quickly he failed to noticed. With help of his dream girl, Gingerette, he sets out to catch teh thief no one believed. They quickly suspect a corrupt Gingerbread Man real estate agent named Sour Cookie, who secretly seeks Gingy's house, Gingy's deed to his home, which strangely enough, is also a resitpe, so he can sell their home to a crime lord of the imfamous Barnyard Mafia he's heavily indepted to. Now, Gingy must stop the most Imfamous Mafia of Shrek world before they pull of the most illegal Gingerbread selling in history.
 * Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors (Obscure Adventure)- The Viking Island Town of Berk gets some new neighbors, the giant, noisy partying kind! Who is one of these giants? Northen Land Stomper The Undefeatable, the super brute best warrior of the Giants. At first glance, dispite a bad first impression, these Giants seem realitively friendly, for beings resembling the Giants from Skyrim, espeically their leader Normus The Far Traveling Friend To All. But when they find out that the giants are jerks who treat dragons like vermin, cause Normus, while he would normally discredit or even flat out illegalises Xenophobia of such a caliber, is afraid of them cause a Night Fury bit his toe very badly once and has a serious phobia based on dragons in general, and there's nothing more dangerious then Xenophobic giants, espeically if they're simuler to certain almost unbeatable enemies from an Elder Scrolls Game. It gets worse then Normus, desperate to make a great impression on the Vikings, restricts Stomper from doing his ideas on how to keep dragons away and even invites the humans to their party, thus ending up making a deal with a certain Fox, Snow Leopard, Lion, and Alien from the leage, who attempted to fram Nefarious by using conning tricks, Changelings, and some part aide from Stomper being a clever lier and a method acter.The Vikings attempted to slove this on their own, but ineditably failed thanks to dealing with highly advanced foes. Now, the lougers will make quick work to investigate the "Nefarious did it claim", the dragon gang must beat Land Stomper in his own challnage: the test of battle superiority, Hiccup and friends win, Stomper is make to admit he was lying, Stomper wins, the already fragle relations with Giants and Vikings are broken and a war shall break out. Can this be sloved before the Leage forever corrupts the dragons, and can the lougers make it in time to clean up the rest?
 * Spyro's Cooking Show (Alternate Reality (more or less))- Spyro had a weird, uncanon dream that for some reason, he is an eco-caring orphan from an Orphanage under abusive fire from a mostly corrupt mulit-corperation that owns basicly everything called "The Richmen Socity" (who will mostly be protrayed by certain villain leagers, give or take some exceptions) with anti-eviomental agendas as well as plans to turn the orphans into free-child-labor once the orphanage ineditabily falls bankrupt, also an ispiring chef that dreams to be the assisent to his hero, an abusive, anti-social T.V. host Chef Al-La Creep, a giant brown recluse french chef, to a cooking show where established and OC chefs cook with a special ingredient. Today's specal incredient is: Fluttershy, an adopted Pegisi orphan to the Princess of Equestia Celestia (it is alternate universe) with the rest of the Main Six as her adopted sisters. Thing is, La Creep actselly does have a good heart. It's just that his mistreatment from the Richmen Socity made him slightly cold-hearted, and are now forcing him to turn Fluttershy into food cause they own the networks and crave ratings like the greed-lusting barbarians they are. Also, Fluttershy was kidnapped by a hired mercenary hired by six certain members to seek such with plans to forcely put Celestia in her place if she continues to try and make the Dragon Senators aware of their wildfire greed and sins. Can Spyro do something to finally stand up to the Richmen Socity before Fluttershy's lunch? But since this is a dream, and dreams tend to end up becoming the most surreal mess ever seen, expect the unexpected here.
 * Run Away Greymon (Obscure Adventure)- Parody of The Rugrats' Runaway Reptar. When Sam and Max and their familiers are asked to get speical supplies prior before the offitcal beginning of Season 2 to get supplies for Spyro and Kairi's speical day, such shopping for such is interupted by an unexpecting Situation. Greymon is reaking havioc in Tokyo Japan along with the Digi Kid's other digimon in their champion forms. Someone named Dr. Wazabi is behind it all and only Sam, Max, The Digidestined, Devon, Cornwall, Brandy, Whiskers, Lola Boa, Ed the Otter, Batty, Miguel and Tulio can stop him before he uses the Digimon to destory Tokyo with their other digivolve forms, all the while avoiding the dangers of Monstro island, invested with Ninja Robots and "Cyber-Digimon", as well as halting a dangerious and completely new-based on the combined features of the ultamate forms called MalWaremon.
 * Twilight the Wizard (Alternate reality)- In this story, Equestria is a more safer place in a time where there was no need for the Elements of Harmony for it was now protected by Princess Celestia's Students who've mastered powerful magic that fended off many other countless threats to Equestria. (and when Twilight didn't became princess so we can still use Twilight as a Unicorn. Remember, these are talltales, and therefor, at least the ones labeled "Alternate Realities" don't really exist.) The most powerful and benvoloent of them all was Twilight along with Spike, Taiku and Princess Alice themselves. But soon, they will come face-to-face with the return of an unexpected enemy: Sunset Shimmer, (cause Twilight Alicorn never happened, Sunset is still evil and still soughts to become an Alicorn) and that of a dangerious old foe by the name of Lord Mandranoss, an evil orc-beast overlord obcessed with destroying order. Now, Twilight must sacrivice her Unicornhood so she can have the power to tame the darkness in Sunset, and defeat Mandranoss, once and for all.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Backstreet Boys- Larger Than Life)



Chapter 1: Sugarcube Slumber Party
Sugarcube Corner Later.
 * Icky: Wow, did that episode rock and suck at the same time.
 * Donkey: How are yall' supposed to protect Equestria now?
 * Twilight: Don't worry, Donkey! We'll just find those missing 6 keys to that weird box and find out.
 * Discord: Glad Lord Shen didn't bother to show up. I bet it's so he can glout to Celestia how he's "supposingly" right about me. I could just hear that bleach Peacock now. (Magically appears in Lord Shen's clothes) I KNEW IT ALL ALONG!!! I WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU FROM THE START, YOU DISHONEST JERK!!! I OUGHTTA SHOOT YOU DOWN WITH ONE OF MY CANNONS RIGHT NOW!!! (Magically makes one of Shen's cannons appear)
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, slow down there, Dissy! You've caused enough trouble for us already, don't make it worse by blowing your cover. Ponies still haven't realise your at Sugercube Corner.
 * Puss: Still, if you can believe Discord would set up a silly charade like that just to teach Twilight a lesson about being a princess, something I'm sure they would've figured out on their own without a attack of the weeds, I could just say 'No puedo chrerro!'
 * Patrick: Say what?
 * Puss: 'I can't believe it' in Spanish.
 * Patrick: Right, I knew that.
 * Puss: No you didn't. You only knew that now cause I just told you!
 * Discord: Still, at least Fluttershy still forgives me after all that.
 * Fluttershy: Well, I am a little disappointed in you after lying to us about those seeds, but I can still forgive you for not truely doing anything wrong.
 * Donkey: (Playing peek-a-boo with Pumpkin Cake with his ears) PEEK-A-BOO! Peek-a-boo!
 * Pumpkin: Donkey, donkey, donkey! (Giggles)
 * Icky: "But in all honesty Discord, you don't ACTSELLY think Shen is gonna see Celestia again just so he can glout like a jackass to her, do you?"
 * Discord: "Wanna bet, Mr. Doubts-a-lot?"
 * Icky: Yeah!
 * Discord: Oh yeah?
 * Icky: YEAH!
 * Discord: OH YEAH?!?
 * Twilight: ENOUGH!!! (Discord and Icky stop) Lord Shen is still gonna find out because he is sure to have watched the premiere. Let's hope he doesn't do anything stupid. And I mean Shen, but I do qualify you as someone being capable of doing stupid things as well, DISCORD?!
 * Hiccup: "Still, it's cool we're invited into this."
 * Pinkie: LET PINKIE PIE'S SLEEPOVER EXTRAVAGANZA BEGIN!!! (Icky hops onto Discord like Scooby-Doo after he is scared by Pinkie's loud voice, and she launches a party cannon with confetti and balloons)
 * Icky: GODDAMN IT, PINKIE, YOU SCARED THE PISS OUT OF ME!!!
 * Discord: This isn't Scooby-Doo you know, Ickster. (Icky soon realizes, and gets off of him)
 * Shrek: You're lucky your screams didn't scare the Baby Cakes.
 * Kowalski: Yeah, babies can get frightened by yells or screams VERY easily.
 * Pinkie: Sorry, didn't think that through, but (Whispers) let's get this party starteeeeed!
 * Trixie: "Let's just be glad it wasn't the work of Nightmare Moon or some new villain, or it would've been most ironic to surrender those things so easily."
 * Gilda: "Yeah, but Discord may wanna be ALOT careful now. Cause I don't think Pred Jerk Des and the Bitch Sisters are gonna take kindly to Discord's stunt."
 * Cynder: "I'm more worried that, if the villain teams or outside villains found out about this, that Equestia is without defences or even the existence of the tree, it's gonna attract alot of dangerious attention, espeically that of Qui. She would do ANYTHING to make the new villain's act happen, and I doubt she would take her promise to stay away from here to heart in light of the mess concerning The Qui Program."
 * Twilight: Still, we need to figure out what we're gonna do until those keys are found.
 * Pinkie: Guys? Survivor: Dragon Island is about to start!
 * Icky: "Aw sweetmongasaur."
 * Discord: "Honestly, what IS it with you and those catchprhases of yours?"
 * TV: "WELCOME TO A SPEICAL EPISODE OF: SURVIVER: DRAGON ISLAND?!"
 * Icky: "Oh boy!"
 * TV: "TONIGHT'S EPISODE: TEAM WINDFIRE AND TEAM VULTURE FEATHER ARE STILL BUTTING HEADS WITH EACHOTHER?!"
 * Suddenly, TV audio is drowned out by sounds of crying!
 * Icky: "Uh, I know those people tend to be drumatic, but, when did they cried litterally like babies?"
 * Discord: "No, no, no, you dim-witted living fossal, tis the sound of REAL babies!"
 * The White Rabbit: Tell me that's not the sound effect box broken again.
 * Mad Hatter: "Nope. It worked well some of the previous episodes."
 * PInkie's voice: "Uh guys? Can you help me with the Babies? They seem, extra fussy this time around."
 * Icky: You guys go help Pinkie while I have this recorded so you won't miss any of the show.
 * The lougers, Dragon Team, and a layed back, not in any rush Discord goes off.
 * Iago stayed behind, wanting to ensure Icky doesn't screw this up somehow.
 * Iago: "I'm staying with you Icky, just to be sure you don't somehow ruin everything."
 * Icky: "Ok, but I think i know how to work a recording system Iaggy."
 * Iago: "Just being here just in case."
 * Icky:... Right.

Chapter 2: A Baby Bedtime Gone Wrong
Baby Cakes' room.
 * The baby ponys were brawling their eyes out with Pinkie trying everything she could to make them stop fuzzing.
 * Shrek: Pinkie, what in the name of Gingy is wrong with them?
 * Pinkie: "The babies don't want to go to bed for some reason!"
 * Sparx: "Well, i guess it's because they had too much fun with us. We have that effect on kids."

Cutaway Present
 * Discord: Yeesh, I haven't heard a baby crying like that ever since I pranked that pony mother eons ago.
 * Mother Pony: (Runs a stroller carrying her foal until a magical flash appears) What the--?!?
 * Discord: (Magically appears as a baby) I just wanna spwead chaos and be thwilled, is dat a cwiiiiiime?
 * Mother Pony: AARRGGGHH!! WHAT'VE YOU DONE WITH MY BABY?!?
 * Discord: Relax cuddle-cups, I may be a spirit of chaos, but even I don't wanna bring harm to a little foal. (Magically makes the baby appear) Here, I was keeping him on my throne. (The foal starts crying)
 * Mother Pony: YOU CREEP!!! (Smacks Discord away with her purse)
 * Discord: YAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!...(Crash)
 * Gilda: Seriously dude?
 * Gingy: I wouldn't handle a baby like that! That's just weird!
 * Discord: Look, I did it back when I was still evil, okay?
 * Shrek: "Appearently, to Discord, being evil is simular to being stupid... or a pedophile."
 * Discord: "AW COME ON!? I know I messed up royally with the Plunder weeds, but do we have to result to mockery?" (The Baby Cakes continue crying) UUGGHHH!!! Not to be rude or anything, but can someone PLEASE shut them up?!?
 * Kairi: Well, why don't we tell them some stories?... (They all laugh except Spyro) Aw, c'mon! It helped me when I was a child. Grandma always told me bedtime stories to get me to sleep.
 * Banzai: I got a story for you! BOR-RING! (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)... I needed that.
 * Kairi: Well, I got a good one. It about me as a King Fu master named Kairi Cha-
 * Phil: I have to stop you Kiari. Sorry, but the producer desided to scrap the Kung Fu Kairi story. We're also not doing the "Shroud" thing anymore.
 * Tito: I got one. It's about Titomeo and Georgiette!
 * Skipper: LET'S NOT!!!
 * Scootaloo: Could I tell another one of those Star Wars stories we promised we'd tell?
 * Applejack: We're savin' that for a later episode, Scoo.
 * Spongebob: Yeah.
 * Pinkie: "OH, OH, OH! I got one! And it's a story of epicness, and comedy?!"

Story 1:  Pinkie Pie: Far Far Away's Most Wanted
Alternate reality: Far Far Away in the Shrek world. The Poison Apple Inside the Poison Apple Private room. Outside. Tunnel. Forest Royal Castle. Forest Troll Village outskirts. Flashback Present Mack and Kelly's tower room. Hall Flashback Present Crocadile room. Hallway Flashback Present Hallway Valley. Flashback. Private Room Later Reality (of the story.) Dragon Tyrant Castle. Statue Room. Inside the statue. Giant Throne room. Flashback. Cutaway Present Reality. Statue room. By morning. Later after they got to the Magic Shcool. Hours later. Hospital 4 3/4 minutes later...
 * (Pinkie): "Once apawn a time, In that Far Far Away place, there was an orphan pink pony in the FFA orphanage, which was, kinda broken, and poor, and, under budget. But the Maid lady was REALLY nice! She treated alot of orphans very well, even the pink pony. The Pink Pony had a Griffin friend, who was abit troubled. He dreamed of being a famous thief, which ended up made an impression on the impressionable filly, so they got in trouble once, and the Pink Pony was forced to abandon her friend, vowing to never steal again. Luckly, the event fell into obscurity and the Pink Pony ended up grewing up alone. She had no home and no friends, and was looking at a loney life... But she did not knew, she was gonna have the craziest adventure ever."
 * (Discord): "I'm gonna need MORE Popcorn!"
 * (Alex): You already said that in the Season 4 Premiere.
 * (Discord): So what?
 * (Pinkie): SSHHH!!!
 * Pinkie: (After buying a few groceries with all the farlings she could gain, Singing) Just thinking about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow 'til it's done...
 * (Pinkie): The pink pony seemed to be the nicest to the people of FFA. But not when something goes horribly wrong. (As Pinkie continues singing, some knights appear to be sneaking up on her)
 * Knight #1: There she is!
 * Knight #2: Are you sure this is the pony we're after? She looks innocent and surprisingly peaceful.
 * Knight #1: That is definitely her! The Magic Mirror never lies. Now shut up and let's book her.
 * Pinkie: (Singing) Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, tomorrow, you're only a day awa-- (The knights pounce on her) WHOA!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!?...(She appears in shackles)...What's going on here?
 * ???: Don't try to avoid us, Pinkamena Diane Pie! (A Cranky Doodle Donkey-like donkey is seen staring at her menacingly)
 * Pinkie: Officer Kill-Joy? What's going on?
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You're under arrest for the robbery of the Far Far Away Bank!
 * Pinkie: WHAT?!? But, sir, I wouldn't steal anything, honest! I swore off stealing a long time ago.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Oh, really? Then explain THIS! (Shows her Magic Mirrror, who shows a pony silouette carrying moneybags in her mouth, and her hood falls off, showing Pinkie's face, smiling sinisteringly, and taking off with the money)
 * Pinkie:...But I don't understand! That wasn't me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Oh, then I didn't know you had an evil twin... By the way, I am being sarcastic. Now, nothing personal miss Pie, but until or UNLESS otherwise is proven, I'm afraid you have to come with us."
 * Pinkie: "Then I'm not gonna rest till I've proven my innosence! DOI?!"
 * The knights started to laugh their butts off!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "No you idiots?! Your gonna let her-" (Pinkie disappears in the blink of an eye)...YOU IDJITS!!! GET HER!!! GET HER, GET HER, GET HER, GET HER!!!
 * Pinkie: (Runs through the alleys as the knights follow hot persuit, then she vanishes, causing the knights to stop)
 * Knight #3:...Where'd she go? (Suddenly, Pinkie pops out of a manhole making a funny face, causing the knights to laugh out of control)
 * (Pinkie): Kill-Joy and his knight birgade knew this very well, the pink pony had a rare psychological disorder called Giggler's Syndrome, which somehow makes her actions 92% funny. She used this ability to escape.
 * (Kowalski): That's not a real syndrome, Pinkie.
 * (Pinkie): I made it up!
 * (SpongeBob): Not everything about a story has to be true, you know.
 * (Kowalski): I should've known that, sorry.
 * (Pinkie): Anyway, back to the story. Even though the pink pony was swift and clever, she was still unable to handle an army of knights coming at her in different directions.
 * Officer Kill-Joy: (Ties a piece of cloth around Pinkie's mouth) Comedy won't save your ass this time, Pinkie-face! Plus, you have the right to remain silent.
 * Pinkie: "MMPH! MMPH?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: "Nothing personal kid, but it's a just part of my job."
 * ???: "Hey Jackass?!"
 * ???: "Oh Chrome, did you HAD to be so valgur?"
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Aw, shit! Not aga--(A rainbow-colored blade is put on his throat by Rainbow Dash in a more intense version of her Power Pony costume)
 * Chrome Dash: Let the pony go! She is innocent! (Then Fluttershy appears in a costume covered in flowers, leaves, and vines)
 * Natureshy: Chrome, do we have to resort to violence?
 * Chrome Dash: Not now, Natureshy! Call off your guards, and leave this pony alone!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: You don't have the guts to use that blade of yours! (Chrome Dash then uses the blade to scratch Kill-Joy in the face) UAARRRGGGHH!!! I STAND CORRECTED!?
 * Chrome Dash: Try me!
 * Officer Kill-Joy: Alright, alright! Let's go! But you haven't seen the last of us! (The knights and Kill-Joy retreat)
 * Pinkie: Mmph? (Chrome Dash removes the cloth from her mouth)...Whew! What did he wipe with that rag? BLECH!!!...Wait a minute, who are you two?
 * Chrome Dash: I'm Chrome Dash, and this is my trusted sidekick, Natureshy.
 * Naturshy:...Hi.
 * Pinkie: Wow, she's adorable.
 * Chrome Dash: We know you're innocent, Pinkie Pie. And we mean to help you.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Chrome: "Yep. This was the work of none other then... The Meanie Burgler."
 * Pinkie: "The Meanie Burgler?"
 * Chrome: "Yeah, he's a nortourious master of disguise. Problem is, the guards are stupidly convinced he's a myth and can't be shown otherwise until we actselly caught him AND the mask he used."
 * Pinkie: "But why would the Meanie Burgler frame me?"
 * Chrome: "We're, still trying to figure that one out. But come with us, and we might find out. There is a city of thugs just 10 miles from here. I know a shady griffin who I busted once, but befriended later when she saved my life from her own murderious mob boss."
 * Pinkie: "You, sure she can be trusted?"
 * Chrome: "If anyone knows the scum of socity, is someone who lives among them. She's kinda our best shot at the moment."
 * Natureshy: "But, she does tend to be, um, pricey."
 * Chrome: "(Sigh), Alchorse. You, wouldn't to happen to have 50$ bucks or something, do you?"
 * Pinkie: "All I have is my one 100$ dollar bill I been saving for a speical day, like, I wanted to use it to buy something good for the nurse maid who cared for me."
 * Chrome sighed. she knew this won't be easy.
 * Chrome: "Miss, the friend I knew is not gonna be easy to reason with unless we make it worth her while, and, money is the only thing that makes her talk."
 * Pinkie: "Do.... Do..... Do I have too?"
 * Natureshy: "We're so sorry, but we do wish there was another way..."
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Well, it's alright. I guess I won't get a better life than just living in an alley buying and cooking your own food by yourself.
 * Natureshy: Oh, I'm so sorry.
 * Chrome Dash: Well, who knows? You might get that chance when you cooperate with us.
 * Pinkie: You really think so?
 * Chrome Dash: Of course I do.
 * Pinkie: (Eyes glitter as Pinkie is touched)...Then let's do it.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, hold on tight. (Chrome grabs Pinkie's back, and she and Fluttershy fly off)
 * Pinkie: WHOOOAAAHHHH!!!...WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I NEVER HAD A VIEW BEFORE!
 * Chrome Dash: Just keep your eyes shut. You ain't wearing any goggles, so the wind might not be that friendly to your eyes.
 * Pinkie: Okay. (Closes her eyes) WHEEEEEE!!! (They fly off into the sunset)
 * Pinkie: 'The Poison Apple'? Doesn't sound like a friendly place. And i thought we were going to a thug city.
 * Chrome Dash: Sorry, I just remembered that in the Shrek universe, there's only this cheap bar instead of a city, so it has to do. This place is filled with the foulest criminals known to Far Far Away! When you're inside a place like this, you must know a few things: 1. Do not stare at one of them in the eye for too long. They don't like how they're looked at, even if their faces look ugly. 2. Act like a gangster or a thug. Any form of heavy kindness will make you an easy target. Knowing you, you should probably use...dirty humor.
 * Pinkie: What?
 * Chrome Dash: And 3. Do not say anything that will prompt them to kick you in the shin. Got it?
 * Pinkie: But I don't wanna use dirty humor!
 * Chrome Dash: Don't worry, you don't have to. You just need to act like a thug. I mean, Natureshy used to be a whiny little coward until I taught her how to act assertively and tough.
 * Natureshy: It's true. But I never felt happy doing it.
 * Chrome Dash: Now let's go inside.
 * A series of fairy tale villains and mythic beast criminals are seen in the bar.
 * An Orc Bartender is seen cleaning a glass mug.
 * Pinkie: Didn't the Ugly Stepsisters used to work here?
 * Orc: Well, they retired as well as all the other fairy tale villains from the shrek movies, all except that nasty Prince Charming, and these entirely different fairy tale villains.
 * Pinkie: Shallow.
 * Chrome: We're lookin' for someone who's willin' to help us with a lil' problem concerning a framed pony. That's this pink lady.
 * Orc: Oh, you mean the Meanie Burglar? Yeah, I saw it on the Magic Mirror News. He has the ability to take the appearence of anyone he touches by using this magical mask he found.
 * Pinkie: I thought he just wore a costume.
 * Orc: Trust me, dude, a costume of you? Who would get something like that other then extreme bronies? Plus, I hear that this guy is a griffin, so, frankly, such a costume wouldn't fit him.
 * Pinkie: Then how did you know it was him?
 * Orc: Oh, that was easy. I know a pink pony like you wouldn't rob a bank. You Equestia ponies take friendship like a realigen, so, criminal ponies are freakishly rare. But if you ask me, I think he's compensating for something.
 * Chrome: Right. Anyway, we're looking for Mean Martha. Have you seen her?
 * Orc: Yeah, she's in the back. But be careful, she's been on some hard times lately. It's best that you don't ask her about it. Also, most of the time frankly, she sometimes doesn't like to be disterbed.
 * Natureshy: Right. Let's move.
 * Chrome, Nature, and Pinkie entered the room.
 * A squack was heard.
 * They look to see Icky dressed like a common thief.
 * Icky: "Hey, can't you see this is my master's private den?"
 * Natureshy: Look, pal, we're here for business, so buzz off!...
 * Icky :...Okay. (Leaves nervously)
 * Chrome: Wow, Natureshy, I am impressed.
 * ???: Ah, we meet again, Chrome Dash! (A masked griffin appears from the shadows) I can see you need help from your old friend?
 * Chrome Dash: Yes, Martha, we're here because we need some advice about the Meanie Burglar, who he is, and why he framed this pink pony.
 * Mean Martha: Hmm...how will you be paying?
 * Pinkie:...Well, I have this $100 bill. Will it be enough? (Martha snatches it)
 * Mean Martha: Indeed.
 * Mean Martha reveils that, in our reality, she would be known as Gilda. I mean hey, it would make sense why Icky is around here, right?
 * Mean Martha: "But I got to warn ya. The Burgler has protactors in the form of the most insidious bounty hunters ever. Mack and Kelly.
 * Meanwhile, two trolls simular to the Puss in Boots villains, Jack and Jill, are seen slowly walking torwords the Poison apple.
 * Mean Martha: "If anyone becomes a threat to the Meanie Burgler, he sends his nasty troll bodyguards to dispose of them. It's believe in a box that surrounds Mack's hand, holds a key to an abandon, magical fortress once belonged to a tyrant dragon king, before King Fantail and Queen Sun defeated him with might and magic, and sealed him with a curse of stonfication, as he slowly rots within it. The place is delcaired deserted by those idiot burocated guards that are after you, thanks to the Burgler being too smart, and that mask."
 * Chrome: "Well, if the king and queen been there before, then why-"
 * Mean Martha: "Fantail's an over-comident and unreasonable jerk, and while Sun is very reasonable, both of them are convinced that your friend stolen their jewery AND that moeny and gold, and won't even THINK about that old castle. So, tough break getting even them to help you out. And don't expect Kill-Joy to be so easily reasoned with neither. He's equilly convinced by that mask it was your friend. Now, it's possable the burgler realised you guys may be onto him, so his trolls are coming, so you guys need to get out of here before-"
 * Icky came back in!
 * Icky: "Master, Mack and Kelly are here and asking about the ponies?!"
 * Mean Martha: "Damn?! Then you need to follow me! I know another way out!"
 * (Twilight): Shouldn't we lay low on the cussing, please? This is a bedtime story for the Baby Cakes.
 * (Pinkie): Sorry.
 * Mack: (The two of them burst in)...Hello, Boris!
 * Boris the Orc Bartender: What are you two doing here? Get out of my pub!
 * Kelly: Or what?
 * Boris: You are no longer allowed here!
 * Mack: (Lights up a blaster, and blasts one of the dishes behind him) We're not here for another drink! We're after somepony who needs to be stopped.
 * Kelly: The criminal named Pinkie Pie.
 * Boris: Since when do you guys become vigilantes?
 * Mack: The boss needs the pleasure of getting revenge on her. Now, where is she?
 * Boris: She's not here!
 * Kelly: (Grabs Boris by the shirt)...I know you're lying. I can smell her.
 * Mean Martha: (Opens a secret hatch) Come on, down here! (They all enter until Mack and Kelly smell her out and find her)
 * Mack: THERE YOU ARE!!! (Lights the blaster, but it misses Pinkie by a millimeter) Darn it!
 * Martha, Chrome, Nature, Pinkie, and Icky got out.
 * Martha: "You guys need to get out of here! Here, take my dragon horse!"
 * Martha screeched for a Reptilian-like creature coming forth,
 * Martha: "She's very fast and realsillient! She can take you on your journey! Take Ick-a-bod with you."
 * Ick-a-bod: "But Master, I wanna stay and fight with you!"
 * Martha: "I'll distract those trolls for as long as I can. I'm not sure if it's a battle I can win, but I have to make sure they can't get you guys. I need you to wacth over them Ick-a-bod."
 * Before Ick-a-bod can say anything, Martha flew off with a battle cry, as the Dragon Horse began to run off, Ick-a-bod, with a small tear, forces to follow.
 * Martha stood in front of the Trolls.
 * Mack: "You have some nerve getting in the way of US, Martha. Esepically after what you did to our LAST boss."
 * Martha: "Well, exquse me for re-discovering my sense of humanity, Mack!"
 * Mack: "...... But, your a griffin."
 * Martha: "Oh you know what I mean?!"
 * Martha tries to pounce, but is then knocked out by Kelly!
 * Kelly: "We would kill you now, but boss said he has interesting plans for you, Martha."
 * Mack: "Si, and we'll always be around to ensure YOU don't do something to screw us over a-gain!"
 * Mack and Kelly laughed as they dragged away the unconjustus Martha.
 * Chrome Dash: Couldn't it have been easier if we used air travel to escape?
 * Icky: "Don't ask me, ask the narrator telling us to do these things!"
 * (Pinkie): Well, enemies can spot you in the air, can't they?
 * (Kolwalski): Yeah, but why is there a Dragon Horse in Shrek's world?
 * (Twilight): "Yeah, I have to be honest, your story has some plotholes you didn't explain. I mean, what's a dragon horse of all creatures doing all the way out here, and if Martha's a griffin, why doesn't she just fly from place to place, where did these Trolls come form, and shouldn't they attempted to get the key from them SOMEHOW if this "Mack" guy has the key to this dragon tyrant's castle, and most impourently, WHO IS KING FANTAIL AND QUEEN SUN?!"
 * (Shrek): "Yeah, and what exsactly happened to the real king and queen of far far away?"
 * (Discord): "Now, now, everyone, her story, her rules."
 * (Pinkie): "Yeah, those are totally explainable. Martha used the dragon horse as a companion during her evil days, she needs to stay away from authorities that could be waiting to turn her in, Mack and Kelly come from a troll village in Shrek's world, the heroes didn't get the key because they had to be sneaky about it, and King Fantail and Queen Sun are gonna be introduced soon. Also, they're temporarily in charge until the real king and queen return. Besides, it doesn't really matter much because we're telling this to the Baby Cakes, so they're not yet old enough to have a problem with things like that."
 * (Cynder): Oh...good explanations.
 * (Icky's voice cause he was downstairs with the recording of the show): Good thing I didn't have to be bothered to do a Nostalgia Critic "EXPLAIN!!!" gag.
 * (Twilight): Well, I suppose that makes sense you chose a dragon horse because they are fast creatures, and had retractable wing structures that allowed them to glide across gorges.
 * (Pinkie): Yep. So anyway, while the heroes ran off into the night, things weren't going well at the Far Far Away Castle...
 * Lord Shen (As King Fantail): "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T CAPTURE THE PINK HORSE YET?!"
 * Officer Kill-Joy and his nights qivered like weaklings at the angered Peacock before them.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well, those vigilantie super ponies got in the way, and uh-"
 * King Fantail: "SILIENCE?! I want all three of them arrested, and sentenced to be hanged, then to have their corpses decapitcated?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "Isn't that over-kill?"
 * King Fantail: "I'M THE KING YOU IDIOTS?! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE OVER-KILL?! I HELPED RID EVERYONE OF THE TYRANT DRAGON, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?!"
 * ???: "Dearest husband, please."
 * Celestia, who is Queen Sun, appeared.
 * Queen Sun: "You can't get too angry, remember your blood pressure and your heart condition."
 * King Fantail: (Sighs) You're right. I nearly gave myself a heart attack once. I'm just glad we were picked to be in charge of the kingdom after King Arthur and Queen Lillian went on a business trip. They must be thankful that we kicked that dragon's butt. But still, we owe them AT LEAST ensuring none of their items are in the wrong hands!
 * Queen Sun: "And I perfectly understand that! But I don't think this "Pinkie" is our criminal. I know the mirror does not lie, but at the same time, WHY would she suddenly throw away her promise to herself and the orphanage maid who cared for her just to steal from us?"
 * King Fantail: "THAT'S what we're trying to find out! I suspect her mental illness is getting the servere best of her! She may not be fit for socity, she has to be sent to the FFA Asylum where everyone, even herself, can be safe from her. She might be on the verge of becoming a danger to even herself! You must understand we can't risk such a possable danger."
 * Queen Sun: "I cannot say your wrong about this. But IF she is captured, I want to be the one to speak with her. I can sense truth and lies. And if what I suspect is true, then we might be after the wrong one."
 * King Fantail: "Very well, BUT only IF we capture her. Those vigilanties are gonna make it hard to do so."
 * Queen Sun: "I won't try to convince you otherwise until the truth is reveiled, but ask yourself this. Perhaps, these vigilanties may know more then even us?"
 * King Fantail: "Hmm..... Good thoery, my queen. We'll also have to bring them in for questioning. Though I doubt they'll come in quietly, considering what they did to Oggblar the Orge. I don't think that once imfamous crime lord will be the same again. He's now afraid of, yellow ponies for some reason."
 * Kill-Joy and the knights started to giggled.
 * King Fantail: "I did not instructed you to laugh! Go out there and resume the presuit!"
 * Everyone: YES, SIR!!! (They all left)
 * King Fantail: If this Pinkie pony appears to be innocent, then I shall let her go. If not, I shall have her head in a noose faster than you can say 'grassy green gargoyle'!
 * Queen Sun: Then I have nothing to worry about.
 * Chrome Dash: Alright, everypony, and...'everybody' for Ick-a-bod, we need a plan. Not only will Kill-Joy and his men be hunting us down, but Mack and Kelly will be as well. The best thing we can do now is avoid Kill-Joy AND get that key from Mack and Kelly. But how? (The Dragon-Horse jumps over a gorge, and glides through the air until she reaches the other side)
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Steal from Mack and Kelly? The trolls? How are we suppose to even know where THIER hideout is?! It may most likely be the Dragon Tyrant's lair!"
 * Chrome: "I once heard the troll army that used to served him formed a rural community not too far from the castle. It's possable it's where Mack and Kelly are."
 * Pinkie: "The trolls of the troll village, they're not like those meanies Mack and Kelly, are they?"
 * Chrome: "Evil? no. Terratorial? Possabily. Trolls are not known to welcome visitors not trolls."
 * Ick-a-Bod: And I'm guessing they'd attack us on sight, correct-a-mondo?
 * Chrome: You bet your britches. Trolls are the meanest brutes this side of Far Far Away.
 * Natureshy: Yeah, and they show no sense of decency. One of them called me a mule.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps) Such language!
 * Chrome: Which is why we need to get to Mack and Kelly without being spotted by any of the troll civilians.
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Sometimes I hate using stealth. That was pretty hard for me and my old friend Xalvador when we were still robbing stuff.
 * Chrome: Well, we have to do it. Trolls don't take kindly to non-troll strangers. Do you still have some stealth left in you?
 * Pinkie: Well, a little. Most of it got replaced after I got my Giggler's Syndrome, but I will do my best.
 * Chrome: Good.
 * The Dragon Horse was rested near a tree.
 * Chrome, Pinkie, Ick-a-bod, and a very cautious and nervious Natureshy, stayed into the shadows as they near the village. Luckally, it was night, so most of the trolls were asleep, exception for most of the night watch, but thankfully, they tend to be either slightly imcomident, asleep, or busy drinking wine.
 * Chrome: Alright, let's stick together if we wanna get through this without being spotted. The night watchers are big jerks when it comes to doing their jobs.
 * Pinkie: By the way, where is Mack and Kelly's place?
 * Chrome: Over there! (Points out a fortress 1 mile from their location)
 * Ick-a-Bod: But it's heavily guarded!
 * Natureshy: How are we gonna get inside?
 * Pinkie: (Thinks for a while)...
 * Pinkie: (A dozen knights guard the entrance of a castle) Aw, no! How are we supposed to get across that, Xalvador? There must be a hundred guards there!
 * Xalvador: It's not the number that counts, Pinkster! It's what goes on in your head that counts. You need to be clever about it like I am. When there's a lot of guards at the entrance, the best way I do it is to distract them. You think you can do that?
 * Pinkie: I think so...
 * Pinkie:...I got it. Let's find a way to distract them.
 * Chrome: Hmm, good thinking. (Grabs a rock, and throws it at one of the guards)
 * Troll #1: OOF! (Falls unconscious)
 * Troll #2: Jonas! (The trolls in the area go to him)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Sweet and sour meatballs! That actually worked. (They all sneak past the trolls unnoticed)
 * Martha is seen dangling in a cage over a huge pool of crocadiles, as Mack and Kelly are heading torwords their seperate bedrooms.
 * Kelly: "Night Mack. We will go to the boss later."
 * Mack: "Agreed, Kelly." (They both leave)
 * Martha:...(Sees the crocodiles down below, and one of them makes a 'I've got my eye on you' gesture to her)...This is SO not worth my time.
 * Natureshy: (The group searches the fortress for Mack)...They could be anywhere in this place!
 * Chrome: Well, my best guess is that they might be in separate bedrooms, so it'll be difficult to find Mack's room.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Plus, this place will be crawling with trolls.
 * Pinkie:...(Thinks again)
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador enter the castle, and find multiple hallways) ...(Sighs) How are we gonna find the jewels in this HUGE place? It could take us hours to find it.
 * Xalvador: Do not despair. When thieves come in numbers, and can't find their way through, they split up and see if each of them can find what they're looking for.
 * Pinkie: Good idea. But how will we find each other again? We'll need to be together to pull this off.
 * Xalvador: Simple. (Puts on an iron collar, and gives Pinkie a compass) Use this compass. It will show you where I am as long as I still wear this collar. Plus, you'll need one, too. (Puts an iron collar on Pinkie's neck, and takes out another compass) Let's go. (They both split up)
 * Pinkie: ...Let's split up.
 * Chrome: "Sounds risky, but pluseable. We'll be able to cover more ground that way. But, how to come back togather afterwords?"
 * Pinkie: We'll split into two teams, me and Natureshy will be Team Pink, and Chrome Dash and Ick-a-Bod will be Team Rainbow. And to make sure we know where each of our teams are...(Takes out some iron collars, and puts them on herself and Chrome Dash)
 * Chrome: What are these pieces of junk?
 * Pinkie: They're iron collars. We'll need them so these compasses will be able to locate each of us. (Takes out two compasses, and gives one to Ick-a-Bod)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Wow, clever strategy, Pinkie. Compasses are attracted to iron real easily. Okay, let's get started. (Each team splits up)
 * Martha sat around, and sighed.
 * Martha: "I made two major mistakes in my life. Going down a life of crime.... And not making sure I got rid of Mack and Kelly for good. Then the Meanie Burgler would've just been some thief with nothing but talk..... And that dang mask."
 * ???: "Master?" (Martha looks behind her to see Chrome and Ick-a-Bod)
 * Martha: Guys!
 * Chrome: Well, this day just got better. (Takes out her rainbow blade, and uses it to pick the lock, trying not to wake up the crocodiles)...
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Sees the crocodiles, dubbed as Timon)...Crocodiles! I hate crocodiles!
 * Chrome: Quiet, Ick-a-Bod! I'm trying to concentrate. Plus, don't wake those crocs up. (Continues picking the lock, then after a while, it works) Yes!
 * Ick-a-Bod: Great! Now let's get out of he--(He suddenly farts, waking up the crocs, which growl at them)
 * Chrome:...Oh, nice job, Ick-a-Butt!
 * Ick-a-Bod: Sorry!
 * Martha: "LET'S GO?!" (They all escaped, leaving the crocs)
 * Crocodile #1: Damn it! Have we ever eaten a prisoner once in a while?
 * Crocodile #2: Yeah. Remember that dumb dodo we ate?
 * Crocodile #1: You mean Dode? He wanted to be eaten, dude!
 * Pinkie: (She and Natureshy sneak through the hallway)...
 * Natureshy: ...I'm frightened!
 * They found the bedroom of Mack.
 * Pinkie: "Shh! We're here!"
 * They see that Mack was asleeped, hand disattached from the box.
 * Pinkie: The question is how do we open the box?
 * Natureshy: Well...maybe we could try this. (Summons a vine from the window, and rips off a piece) Pick the lock with this vine.
 * Pinkie: Thanks, Natureshy! (Sneaks up to the box, and starts picking the lock with the vine)
 * Mack:...(Snores, and is about to wake)
 * Pinkie: (Gasps)...(Then thinks)...
 * Pinkie: (She and Xalvador are hiding in a shadow) Whew! That was a close one! We would've been busted if you hadn't come and saved me.
 * Xalvador: And if it weren't for these conveniently placed shadow patches, we would've been busted. Remember, Pinkster, darkness is a thief's best friend. Use it to shroud yourself from sight if you can.
 * Natureshy: Pinkie, hide! (Pinkie suddenly finds a shadow right near a wall, and smiles)
 * Mack: (Wakes up, and looks around. He soon sees nothing)... (Sighs) It's probably a squirrel again. (Falls asleep again)
 * Pinkie: ...(She and Natureshy were unspotted in the shadows)...Darkness is a thief's ally.
 * Natureshy: Wow, good strategy, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Oh, it was nothing. Now, let's get back to business. (Continues using the vine to pick the lock)
 * Natureshy: Gently...gently...(Pinkie gets the box unlocked, and inside was the key to the Meanie Burglar's fortress)
 * Pinkie: Yes! (Gets the key) Let's go!
 * They scram!
 * Martha: Are you sure you know where you're going, Chrome?
 * Chrome: Of course I do. Pinkie ensured us this compass would allow us to locate her when she wears an iron collar.
 * Ick-a-Bod: Well, let's just make sure nobody sees us- (Suddenly, they bump into something) What the fu- (They see it was Kelly) Ooh.
 * Kelly: Going somewhere? (Takes out her blaster, and cackles)
 * Martha: I thought you were asleep!
 * Kelly: I was gonna get a drink of water until you creeps showed up! Now I'm gonna land you three straight into prison for good!
 * Chrome: I don't think so! (Takes out her rainbow blade, but Kelly blasts it out of her hooves) OWCH!!! THAT BURNS!!!
 * Kelly: Looks like your days are numbered, pests! (Suddenly, vines pop out from the floor, and tangle up Kelly from the limbs and waist down) What the--?!?
 * Natureshy: I don't think so, missy!
 * Pinkie: Martha? What're you doing here?
 * Martha: Let's just get out of here before- (Suddenly, she gets shot down by the blaster) Uhhgh!
 * Chrome: MARTHA!...(They turn around to see that Mack has waken up and got the blaster)
 * Mack: Nobody's getting out of this place! (Chuckles)
 * Ick-a-bod: "MASTER?! Oh that is it, buster?!"
 * Ick-a-bod kicks Mack in the crouch!
 * Mack: "YAAAAAOOOOOWWWW?!"
 * Chrome picks up an injured Martha.
 * Chrome:"We got to go, NOW!?"
 * Mack: Not so fast! (Points the blaster at them after recovering from the attack) Nobody moves!
 * Pinkie: Quit trolling around, you jerk! (This makes Mack scoff, trying to hold in laughter)
 * Mack: No, I am a rock! Your silly syndrome cannot affect me--
 * Pinkie: Doikmid! (Mack laughs out loud, dropping the blaster)
 * Chrome: (The group runs away)...What did you say?
 * Pinkie: It's a comedized version of 'Doi'! (Chrome laughs, as well as Ick-a-Bod and Natureshy) Except with a stronger effect. The strongest one I could've used was 'Doinga Dinga Walla-Balla Doing-Dong'. (The group laughs incredibly hard)
 * Chrome: I-I-I can't breathe, I can't breathe! (Laughs)
 * Ick-a-Bod: (Laughs) Guys, is this seriously the time for us to be laughing? We have to escape!
 * Mack: (He and Kelly, who he freed with the blaster, chase them) COME BACK HERE, YOU MULEASS SCUM!!!
 * Natureshy: (Gasps) Such language!
 * (Twilight): Pinkie, what did I say about the cussing?
 * (Trixie): Relax, they're just babies, they can't understand English yet.
 * (Pinkie): Yeah. Now, back to the story.
 * Chrome: (Shoots rainbow waves at the trolls, but they dodge them)
 * Ick-a-bod: "Persisent bunch, we'll give them that!"
 * Chrome: Well, of course. Trolls are relentless when it comes to doing their jobs. They're literally animals.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her powers to trap Mack and Kelly in a Venus flytrap)
 * Ick-a-Bod: Nice going there, Natureshy!
 * Natureshy: It won't kill them, but it will keep them contained until we get out of here. Let's go! (They leave, and reach the door, and Natureshy uses her powers to trap every troll in vines, and reach the Dragon Horse, and take off)
 * Mack: (He and Kelly get out of the Venus flytrap, and see that the group had gotten away) I hate ponies!
 * Kelly: THIS IS WAR!!!
 * Martha was breathing heavily.
 * Chrome: "Martha, your tougher then this, you need to fight!"
 * Ick-a-bod: "Master, be strong please! I would be nothing without you?!"
 * Martha: "In the castle, the Dragon Tyrant had a heal-all potion sealed within where the mask was found in the castle. It's most likely guarded by hired goons for the Meanie Burgler."
 * Chrome: "Good to know, but I don't think your injured that badly. We need to take the time in healing you. You need help."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "She won't make it when we get to that castle! What're we gonna do?!"
 * A horn was heard.
 * Everyone looks to see in the distent, the birgade of Kill-Joy's knights, lead by his-truely.
 * Pinkie: "It's Kill-Joy!"
 * Martha: "Go! Go on, without me."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Master no!"
 * Martha: "Look, I'll distract Kill-Joy and those goons long enough, plus, they would deem me impourent on infomation."
 * Chrome: "Are you sure about this? The minute they finish healing you, if they even would, they're gonna arrest you!"
 * Martha: "Well, better a jailbird then a dead men."
 * Pinkie: "But your a girl, and a griffin."
 * Martha: "You know what I mean! Now go! I'm done running from the law. It's about damn time I payed my dept to socity."
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Then I'm going down with ya master! I won't abandon ya so easily this time, not even if you want me too!"
 * Chrome Dash sighed.
 * Chrome: "God's speed, Martha."
 * Chrome Dash grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy and escaped before even seen by the Knights on the Dragon Horse.
 * Ick-A-Bod stayed close to Martha.
 * eventally, marching clanks are heard, as Knights surrounded the duo.
 * Kill-Joy approuched Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy: "Well..... What happened here?"
 * Ick-A-Bod: "Please help us. She has something very serious about who really stolen the jewels, and a conspirity against an innosent pony. You need to listen."
 * Kill-Joy sighed. He knows well that he met Pinkie before when she was a filly, back when he was younger. When he first came to that orphanage.
 * A Younger Kill-Joy was staring down at the Orphanage nurse-maid, who we knew as Ms. Cake, who is called Mother Den in this reality (a play on Denmother, if you will.)
 * Kill-Joy: "Madum, I know this is a grave inconnveniences, but we suspect one of the orphans here were involved in a major theft recently and I came to diliver justice."
 * Mother Den: "Mister Guard, please, she didn't meant too, she promised she won't do this again, she had a bad influence and is very impressionable, talk to her yourself, she's only a misguided child, please!"
 * Kill-Joy: ...(Sighs) Very well. I shall speak with her in person.
 * Kill-Joy: Okay, Ms. Pie, what do you know about the theft of a precious diamond called the Red Star of Aurora.
 * Filly Pinkie: Well, mister, I didn't want to steal it. I was getting not-so-comfortable feelings about doing it, but Xalvador was suspecting it, and...well...I don't know what to think after that.
 * Kill-Joy: What about this Xalvador fellow?
 * Pinkie: Well, he threatened to...(Gulps)...(Xalvador: You must always follow a thief's orders, Pinkie! We are partners, and no one leaves their partner behind! Remember that!)...We made a bet that I could actually touch the diamond without triggering the alarm, and I lost...
 * Kill-Joy: That makes...no sense.
 * Pinkie: Wha...sure it does!
 * Kill-Joy: Pinkie, I want the truth! Who is Xalvador?
 * Pinkie, under a guilty coneunce, was forced to admit it.
 * Pinkie: "Remember that little griffin cub the other guards caught? That's him. He's not a bad griffin, he's just troubled. He had a bad daddy, and a dead mommy, and, and, (cries), and a sister who loved him, but couldn't afford to care for him anymore. He was taken here as a result."
 * (Discord): "Whoa, Pinkie. Be careful not to turn this into a sudden tear-jerker or the babies are gonna cry again!"
 * Pinkie: "Xal, wanted to become a great thief as a result. He thinks socity and the higher forces abandoned them like his sister. Please don't punished Xal too badly! He doesn't know what he's doing neither?!"
 * Kill-Joy: "...... (Sigh), I'm afraid I can only enforce the law, I'm not entitled to indict punishments. I'm sorry, but all I can say, I hope for his sake that the King and Queen are in a reasonable mood. The Red Star was once a creation of the fallen Dragon Tyrant now being used for good porposes, and we can't risk ANYTHING happening to it. Rumors are saying it's litterally the only thing keeping the Dragon Tyrant in his prison of stone, and even a slight crack, would break that seal. Do you understand why Xal is looking at a serious offence?"
 * Pinkie: Well, how was I or Xalvador able to know that? Why couldn't it get a different name?
 * Kill-Joy: Why do you think it was locked up tight?
 * Pinkie: ...So THAT'S what that label was for.
 * Kill-Joy: So I have no choice but to turn him in for his crime.
 * Pinkie: ...(Sighs) But he's the only friend I've got.
 * Kill-Joy: I'm sorry, but he needs to see what would've happened if he was to have kept that gem.
 * Pinkie: Okay. Just don't be too hard on him.
 * Xalvador:(Being taken away by guards) PINKIE! HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!
 * Pinkie: I...I'm so sorry.
 * Xalvador: ...You told them?
 * Pinkie: I had to. I had no choice. All I can say is, sorry and good luck.
 * Xalvador:...YOU BITCH!!! YOU BETRAYED ME!!! YOU DESERTED ME!!! I SWEAR TO YOU, YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!!
 * Suddenly music started up and a random announcer spoke.
 * Announcer: Tonight on K.N.I.G.H.T.S.
 * Kill-Joy was silent.
 * Knight: "Sir?"
 * Kill-Joy: "Take the Griffin Girl and the Bird, thing, back to camp to the medic. I'll, continue this on my own. I think I have a good guess what is REALLY going on."
 * neither knight questioned this, and took away Martha and Ick-A-Bod.
 * Kill-Joy began to walked on his own.
 * Kill-Joy: I know your out there, Meanie Burgler. You can run but you can't hide from the law!
 * Pinkie, Chrome and Natureshy finally made it.
 * Pinkie: "It's even scareier then i thought."
 * Chrome: "Well, the dragon tyrant was evil, so it makes snese for his fortress to be like this."
 * Natureshy: "Chrome, I'm starting to feel, unsure about this."
 * Chrome: "To be honest, even I feel uneasy around this place. This castle has never seen many visitors, even AFTER Fantail and Sun defeated the Dragon Tyrant. And who's to blame them? This place is like, a dark, forbidden ruin. There's no telling what secrets too dark to be known awaited in there."
 * Pinkie: But are you sure it's a good idea to barge in some massive meanie-bobeanie dragon's castle like you own it?
 * Chrome: "It's risky, I know. There's probuly troll guards in there in leage with the Meanie Burgler, considering the fact Mack and Kelly are with him. But I do have a sneakier way. We find an un-repaired hole in the castle, and stick to safer routes in the castle."
 * Pinkie: (Gulping) That's what I'm afraid of!
 * Chrome: "Look, just stay close to me, and we'll see this through."
 * Natureshy: Yes. You'll be allright while your save under our roof.
 * Chrome: "Now, I'll survay the area for a hole in the castle. You two stay here, I'll be right back."
 * Chrome flew off.
 * Natureshy: Be careful, Chrome!
 * Chrome looked at alot of holes, but some are either too small, hazordious, or would lead to a dead-end or even trouble. Eventally, she sees a hole near a giant tower, completely unguarded and unlook at.
 * Chrome smiled, as a squee was heard, but was quick to escape before a night watch troll took notice.
 * Chrome made it back to Pinkie and Natureshy.
 * Chrome: "I found a hole completely unguarded and unlooked at. We just have to be careful, and move fast."
 * Natureshy: "Oh boy, where is it?"
 * Chrome: "At the grand tower, where the statue of the cursed Dragon Tyrant resides, posed in his final moments of defeat."
 * Natureshy: "Meep."
 * Chrome: But we need to be stealthy, the whole place is gonna be guards patrolling the fortress at every turn.
 * Chrome began to sneak in the area. Eventally, they reach the hole, and after waiting for a Night Watch Troll to leave, they go in it.
 * As Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy enter, they see none-other, then the giant statue of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "There it is, ladies. What is left of the terror of this land. It's believed that cause he's a statue for so long, he may as well be dead at this point."
 * Pinkie noticed that there's a wooden walkway on tthe statue.
 * Pinkie: "Where, there's a walkway on the statue."
 * Chrome: "I once heard rumors about the statue of the Dragon Tyrant is big enough to be a fortress of itself. A fortress within a fortress. Guess they were right. Come on, we're going in."
 * Chrome grabbed Pinkie and flew off. Luckly, the area is momentarly empty. They reached the head, which it's jaw was open, as what appears to be stone steps are inside.
 * Natureshy: "Do-dodododo-do we really have to go, in t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-there?"
 * Pinkie: Do we have another choice here?
 * Chrome: "I wish I could say otherwise. This looks like the only opening."
 * Natureshy sighed in defeat.
 * Natureshy: Ok.
 * A seemingly endless row of stairs are seen, as in the background, the bones of the Dragon Tyrant are seen.
 * Chrome: "There's litterally nothing alive left in here."
 * Natureshy: Except the bones of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Chrome: "I meant something CURRENTLY alive."
 * Natureshy: "Oh...."
 * Suddenly, Pinkie spots a small light on a small shack within the far below of the statue.
 * Pinkie: "Guys. look down there!"
 * Chrome: "A shack in the statue? Clever. I bet the Meanie Burgler assumed anyone would be too afraid to even come down in this statue, so he hid his loot here."
 * The trio investigate the shack, and found the stolen money, and the royal jewels.
 * Pinkie: "We did it! We found the jewels!"
 * Chrome: "Now, let's get this stuff out of here, then, we're gonna go after the Burgler. Natureshy, bring out the sack."
 * Natureshy: Ok!
 * Natureshy brings out a sack, and begins to collect the loot. However, shadows loomed over the Ponies.
 * ???: "Oh, look who's hooves we caught in the cookie jar!"
 * The trio looked to see Mack, Kelly, and a good sum of Guard Trolls!
 * Chrome: "Everyone run! I'll hold them off!"
 * Suddenly, two extra trolls grabbed Pinkie and Natureshy!
 * Mack: "You have choice, rainbow horse, your coming in quietly, or friends get it bad."
 * The trolls bring out swords.
 * Chrome growled, but sighed in defeat.
 * Kelly: "Not so reshorseful now, eh pony?"
 * The trolls laughed.
 * The trolls eschorted the ponies to a desk that stood infront of an old, abandon, and ruined thrown of the Dragon Tyrant.
 * Mack: "Hey boss, we got the ponies."
 * Kelly: Yeah, a bunch of rats that stuck their pesky noses where they don't belong!
 * The chear behind it reveiled Pinkie, but since this isn't the real Pinkie, the imposter then removed an enchanted mask. It was a Male Griffin.
 * Pinkie: "(Gasp), Xalvador!?"
 * Chrome: "You knew this guy?"
 * Xalvador: Pinkamena Dianna Pie, it's been a very long time.
 * Pinkie started to cry.
 * Pinkie: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-your, the meanie burgler?"
 * Xalvador: "Well gee, considering that Mack just called me boss, and that the Meanie Burgler for some reason picked you for being the jailbait, I guess, I STINKING AM?!"
 * Pinkie: "But, why do this to me?"
 * Xalvador: "(Laughs), Oh, Pinkie, you were never any bright to be honest. Remember what I said when you ratted me out on the Red Star mess that happened years ago?"
 * Pinkie: You're not still ticked off about that day, are you?
 * Xalvador: You're still always good for a laugh, Pinkie. And this time, It's not because of mental imperfections, no, it's because how intellectually insuperior you are. You were always easy to talked into doing things Pinkser. The best part? I am more then ever closer to get even with you for good!
 * Chrome: "How did you get these Trolls, let alone Mack and Kelly, to help you when trolls are known to hate non-troll strangers?"
 * Natureshy: Please?
 * Xalvador: Well, since miss Natureshy used the 'P' word I just let the boys explain. Mack, would you do the honors?
 * (Discord): "Oh, i love these clishe Villain expositions."
 * Mack: Xalvador, Kelly and my boys go way back.
 * Pinkie: "You do?"
 * Kelly: Oh yeah. We sure do!
 * Xalvador: "Well, it all started when I escaped Prison at my teens...."
 * We see the same Prison that held Shrek and friends back in Shrek 2 as a few guards were doing their evening rounds.
 * (Xalvador): "I was trapped in the worse place ever thanks to a certain pony, destin to be a another set of bones in there, when lunk desided to smile on me for once."
 * A few guards were making their way to Xalvador's cell though it was completey heavly guarded.
 * A guard: "State your business."
 * Guard 2: We're here to give Xalvador his dinner.
 * Guard: "Go right ahead."
 * The guard allowed them to proceed and they enter an elevater.
 * Guard 1: Take us down.
 * Bellhop: "Ok sir."
 * The Bellhop presses a button down.
 * The Elevator went down into the tortue chamber where Xalvador's cell is located.
 * Xalvador is seen chained to the wall.
 * Xalvador: What do you pigfaces want?
 * Guard: Relax, we come in peace. (The two guards reveal theirselves to be Mack and Kelly in disguise)
 * Xalvador: Wha--trolls? What're YOU doing here?
 * Mack: I am Mack and this is Kelly. Our master has decided to choose you for helping him with a plan that will allow you to get revenge on all the people who wronged you.
 * Xalvador: Really?...What kind of idiot do you think I am?
 * Kelly: You think we're joking?
 * Xalvador: Uh, yeah! Trolls tend to be tricksters, obviously!
 * Mack: "Those, are internet trolls. We're the traditional medevil trolls that would normally live in the woods, or under a briage and eat goats."
 * Xalvador: I meant some trolls in this land that outside from mostly everyone here that TEND to be tricksters. One time, a troll was like...
 * Troll: Hey, what's that up under there?
 * Xalvador: (Looking behind him) Up under where?
 * Troll: 'Up underwear'? Okay. (Puts a pair of underwear on Xalvador, and gives him a wedgie)
 * Xalvador: YAAOOOWWW!!!
 * Mack:...Okay, we're not like those trolls at all neither. We can help you get revenge on Pinkie for turning you in.
 * Xalvador: How do you know Pinkie?
 * Kelly: Oh, we know. Our boss is a fortune-teller. Said he used to work for the Dragon Tyrant. Now, he's willing to help you out.
 * Xalvador:...I don't believe you.
 * Mack: Okay, look, do you want revenge or not, you avian feline?
 * Xalvador: Yeah.
 * Kelly: Then come with us. (Uses pins to clip the locks, and free Xalvador)
 * Xalvador: "Ok then, let's get to work."
 * (Xalvador): "Eventally, I met up with the fortune-teller, who has a strange desire for wigs for some reason, who he gave me this very mask that was a product of the Dragon Tyrant, which helped me pull off my heist effertlessly."
 * Xalvador: "Sadly, I just found out the fortuneteller had enemies in the form of your new friends here who were onto him from the start."
 * Chrome: "Yeah, we were. Speaking of which, WHERE ARE YOU, WIG-MASTER?! WE KNOW YOUR THE MASTERMIND BEHIND ALL THIS?!"
 * ???: "((Laughs), I was never the one to disappoint."
 * A hooded stranger appeared.
 * Chrome: "Wig-Master."
 * ???: (Sighs) For the last time, DO NOT CALL ME THAT!!! My real name is Bogdan! Bogdan Brunoopee. (Everyone except the baddies laughed) SHUT UP!!!
 * Pinkie: "(Laughs), I think you should've stuck to Wig-Master! It's less laughable then, BOGDAN BRUNOO-PEE?!"
 * Cause of this, everyone, even the bad guys but the Mysterious one started to laugh thanks to the Giggler Syndrone.
 * Xalvador: "We're so sorry sir, But, but, she has a rare syndrome that SOMEHOW makes everyone else (laughs), laugh at what she saids?!"
 * Kelly: (Laughs) Well this can't get any worse!
 * ???: "ENOUGH?!"
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be a being simular to Rumplestilskin, But since he is wearing a clearly fake wig, there's indecation he's bald.
 * Wig Master: "I was a mage of darkness for the Dragon Tyrant for years until his, untimely fate by Fantail and Sun, and I still expect to be treated with dignity, blast it!"
 * Chrome: "In all honesty though, you may wanna stick to Wig-Master, people are not gonna laugh at you as much with the originally stated name."
 * Wig Master: "(Frustracted groan), FINE! But only until i get people to fear the name of, well, my real name!"
 * Pinkie: "Why are you making Xalvador do this mean things?!"
 * Wig Master: "Let's just say, it's a series of complicated planning your simple mortal mind would not be able to process."
 * Chrome: "I bet it's all about bringing the Dragon Tyrant back, is it?"
 * Wig Master: "Sadly, thanks to Sun and Fantail, he's been a statue for too long now, and he's now dead at this point, he's basicly a corpse in cement now! So, in our breaking hearts for the greatest tyrant who nearly congured the side of light, is no longer with us. But, I intent of taking his place as the new powerful dark master in town, once I gain control of the red star, and use it to turn what is tragicly left of the Dragon Tyrant as my weapon of mass destruction! Everyone gets what we want, Xalvador gets his revenge on you, The trolls get revenge on the humans for years of bloodshed against their kind, and I get to have what is left of my master, destroy Far Far Away, Fantail and Sun, AND That stupid brat Arthur and his flimsy whench! With the soon-to-be living Statue Monster of The Dragon Tyrant by my side, conguring this world will be as easy as, well, conguring the world with a Dragon Statue Monster! My real name will be the causer of screams and flinching, NOT LAUGHTER?! No one, not even my old high school bully Clem will never mock me again?!"
 * Pinkie: "Wait, your doing this because you had bully issues? Setting loose an evil dragon monster statue apawn the world is no way to settle that kind of problem!"
 * Wig Master: "Super-Villain, don't care what the good guys or the innosent say about me or my methods, cause I'm a jerk like that?!"
 * Kelly: Well explaining your plan's going in the right direction.
 * Wig Master: Well It's time to bring the Dragon Tryant back now so I guess your all spit out of luck. It'll take a miracle to stop me--
 * ???: "WIG MASTER?!"
 * Wig Master: What the Devil?!?
 * Kill-Joy was seen standing on a hole in a broken wall.
 * Wig Master: "Oh...... Uh, Officer Kill-Joy, uh, this is just a cosplay we're doing.... We were just about too.... Have a Tea Party."
 * Pinkie: "YAY! I LOVE TEA PARTIES?!"
 * Kelly, Mack and the other trolls groaned in annoyence!
 * Xalvador: How did you find us!
 * Killjoy: "Well, it's easy. I just look for an old, decrepted, ruin castle with a giant tower. Seriously you guys, this is litterally like the first place to find ya'll here."
 * Wig Master: "...... Ok, maybe I didn't think that through, but it won't matter in the longer shot!"
 * Troll guards surrounded Kill-Joy.
 * Wig Master: "Cause as you see, my curse-word named animal friend, I have trolls up the wazoo in here! And the best part, it's night-time! And in the day time, I cursed this place to be in ever-lasting shadow and in the areas near the castle's lands but Far Far Away thanks to that bitch sun horse! And you are alone, Kill-Joy. Outnumbered by Trolls, your just gonna end up another corpse in this old ruins, and NO ONE IS GONNA-"
 * Suddenly the sound of sirens was heared as Far Far Away Police Department hot air baloons were seen abouve the fortress.
 * Kill-Joy: You guys fought I came here alone, did ya?
 * I fought the law (The Clash verson) was played as the knights broke into the fortess and a hysterical battle began. And soon the trolls became the losing side of the battle.
 * Wig Master and Xalvador secretly escaped.
 * Chrome: "Now's our chance to really kick troll butt?!"
 * Mack and Kelly armed their guns at Chrome, Pinkie, and Natureshy.
 * Mack: "You ponies are not gonna ruin everything so easily!?"
 * Kill-Joy blasted the guns from Mack and Kellys.
 * Kill-Joy: You boys got one more chance to give yourselfs up!
 * Mack grabs Kill-Joy!
 * Mack: "The only one we would ever fear is the King and Queen! And last time I check, YOUR NEITHER?!"
 * ???: Excuse me?!?
 * Mack: "What the-?"
 * Pinkie: Hey are those-?
 * Chorme and Natureshy: Your majesties!
 * Mack And Kelly: "Ooh, Boosha."
 * Kill-Joy: Yep, I know.
 * Suddenly, light appeared throughout the room!
 * Mack: "OH NO! SUNLIGHT?! AND WE HAD TO BE THE STERIOTYPICAL TROLLS WHO TURN TO STONE APAWN IMPACT?! WHY COULDN'T WE BE LIKE MODERN ONES WHO ARE ONLY WEAK TO FIRE AND THAT'S IT?!"
 * Kelly: "I BLAME THE WRITERS?!"
 * Mack and Kelly screamed!
 * As the Sun hits Mack, Kelly and the other trolls on impact, they turned instantly into stone.
 * Chorme: Well, I guess that takes care of them.
 * Queen Sun: But where are Wig Master and Xalvador?
 * Kill-Joy: I saw them secretly got away during the fight but the two cowards wont get too far.
 * King Fantail: Guards, tear this fortress apart, seal off the the kingdom and find out where are those two villains are cowering!
 * Xalvador: "Oh man, oh man, oh man, we're toast?! The trolls are either stone or have retreated at this point?! We're done for man! We're done for!?"
 * Wig Master: "Quiet, you weakling! I am consintacting?! I am teleporting the red star here for one, last, surprise."
 * The Wig Master broughts out the red star out of magical nowhere.
 * Wig Master: "Which starts, now."
 * The Wig Master laughs as a mixture of dark magic and the red star's own magic begans to bring the statue to golum-like life.
 * The Statue of the Dragon Tyrant roared!
 * Wig Master teleported on the head of the Living Statue!
 * Wig Master: "SUCCESS?! NOW THOSE FOOLS WON'T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM?! And, as for you, Xally....."
 * Wig Master fatally zapped Xalvador into a wall!
 * Wig Master: "Consider our partnership, terminated on the grounds that I'M AN ASSHOLE?!"
 * Wig Master laughed as the Statue destroyed the tower, exited the castle, and started to stomp torwords Far Far Away!
 * (Discord) Wait wait wait! The Rumpelstitskin-look-a-like creep stabs Xalvador in the back and pulls off his scheme anyway? This is a little anti-climatic isn't it?
 * (Shrek) Discord, the story isn't over yet.
 * (Discord): Sorry but still, he's not going to get away with this is he? I don't mind alittle choas, and I acknowledged Xalvador was no saint, but seriously?! This little butt-sucking sadist went into complete monster terratory, SURELY, YOU PLAN TO HAVE SOME FORM OF COMMUPENCE!?
 * (Pinkie): You said it yourself, Dissy. My story, my rules. It'll be taken care of soon.
 * Pinkie: XALVADOR! (She and Kill-Joy run up to him) Are you hurt?
 * Xalvador: ...He...betrayed me! THAT SON OF A--(Cracks are heard, and he groans in pain) Urrggghhh!!! MY BACK!
 * Pinkie: Oh my gosh, he's hurt bad!
 * Kill-Joy: Let me take a look. I have some medical experience. (Examines Xalvador's injuries)...Well, the impacts have broken many parts in his body. His right wing is broken, he's got a sprained left hind foot, his beak is broken, and the force of Wig-Master's magic has caused a gaping wound in his chest.
 * Pinkie: No!
 * Kill-Joy: But he can be saved. These injuries can heal in a couple of weeks if we can get him to the hospital.
 * Pinkie: ...(Gets angry) Alright, Bogdan Wig-Nut, your butt is going DOWN!
 * Silence.
 * Pinkie: "..... Just as soon I figure out how... I mean, HOW DO YOU FIGHT A GIANT STATUE DRAGON MONSTER?!"
 * Xalvador: ...Pinkie...find some kind of...weakspot- (Crack) AARRGGHH!!! I find weakspots of those who are physically superior than us... Urrrggghh!!
 * Pinkie: Got it. Thanks for the advice, Xalvador.
 * Xalvador: I'm sorry.... I'm sorry I framed you... Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Well, I guess I can accept it. Kill-Joy, get him someplace safe. CHROME? (Chrome flies down to her) See if you can find some kind of hot spot on this behemoth.
 * Chrome: What?
 * Pinkie: You know, weakspot.
 * Chrome: Oh. Okay. I'll try.
 * Natureshy: (Uses her plant manipulation to tangle the Tyrant Dragon monster in vines) URRRGGGGHHH!!! (The vines are unfortunately too weak to hold him, and it roars)
 * Chrome: NATURESHY, HELP ME FIND THIS THING'S HOT SPOT!!!
 * Natureshy: What?
 * Chrome: WHAT?
 * Natureshy: I said 'What?'.
 * Chrome: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!
 * Natureshy: "I SAID WHAT?!"
 * Chorme: "HELP ME FIND THIS THINGS WEAK-SPOT?!"
 * Wig Master tried to zap Chrome, but missed!
 * Wig Master: "I CAN HEAR YOUR YELLING YOU KNOW, YOU FEM-DUMBASSES!?"
 * Chrome: Oh, poo! (Takes out her rainbow blade) Then I guess I'll have to find it by force! (Flies up towards the Dragon Tyrant monster, and uses her blade to slice off one of the monster's arms) HAH! (Suddenly, the dislocated arm levitates back into place)...AW, COME ON!!! (The monster smacks Chrome to a wall) OOF!!!
 * Wig-Master: (Cackles) You puny fools cannot stop me! Soon, I shall destroy Far Far Away, and allow trolls to live happily ever after forever!... Okay, that sounded weird.
 * ???: No, you won't! (Suddenly, King Fantail and Queen Sun appear)
 * Queen Sun: We defeated your master before, Wig Master! And I swear to you, we can do it again!
 * Wig-Master: Oh, really? With his power maximized by the tainted Red Star of Aurora? I don't think that'll be possible!
 * Queen Sun: We shall see! (She and Fantail activate their powers, and prepare to defeat the monster quickly, blasting a powerful laser at him at the same moment the monster does, causing a magic beam lock)
 * Unluckly for Wig Master, dispite his best attempts to assist. Sun's and Fantail's beam started to destroy The Dragon Tyrant's dying power's thanks to the forementioned dragon being long dead and any remaining magic started to fade. Eventally.....
 * BOOM!
 * The Wig Master fell screaming as the Dragon Tyrant's statue body fell in pieces!
 * Wig Master: "I WAS CAREFUL!? I WAS SO CAAAAAAAAAAREFUUUUUUUUUUUUl!?"
 * Wig Master scream as he vanished further to the ground, being obscured by falling stone and bones.
 * King Fantail: "Well..... That was oddly easy."
 * BLAM! BOOM! CRASH!?
 * Piles of broken rocks and bones are everywhere.
 * A hand holding a cristail ball is seen outside of a rock, thus showing Wig Master may be finally gone.
 * The heroes stood in front of this.
 * Natureshy: "Chrome.... Is he...."
 * Chrome: "I didn't want it to end like this, Nature. I actselly, feel kinda sorry for him. He did this cause he was a victim of bullying, ended up becoming worse in the progress."
 * King Fantail: But at least he was put out of his misery.
 * Pinkie: So, Kill-Joy? This means I'm cleared of the charges?
 * Kill-Joy: Certainly. But I think I find it in my heart to forgive Xalvador for being blinded with revenge by Wig-Master.
 * Pinkie: Well, is he gonna be okay?
 * Kill-Joy: Well...I don't know. His injuries are too severe. However, it doesn't mean he's dying. We fixed his injuries, and sowed up his deep wounds. They'll take weeks to heal. I don't know if Xalvador will live or not. All I know is that he is lucky to still be alive.
 * Pinkie: ...Well, I can't help but blame myself for all the trouble he went through. I was the one he depended on for so long since his family abandoned him. We were both like family. We both had parents that never came to see us grow up. And I turned him in. It was all my fault...(Starts sobbing softly as her hair slowly stops being puffy)
 * Queen Sun: (Comforts Pinkie) It was not your fault, Pinkie. You did what you thought was right. If you hadn't turned him in, he might've already been dead. You had no other choice.
 * Pinkie: I know, but... He's injured now! He's the closest friend I ever had in my life, not to mention the first. Nobody else in the orphanage liked me because I was too selfish at the time. Xalvador made me see how to become a more self-aware pony
 * Chrome: "........ Pinkie, if it helps..... Wig Master keeps an old spellbook in his private Tower not to far from the Dragon Tyrant's castle, that may hold a great healing spell great enough to help him. I know where his tower is, and I know an old freind from this magic shcool powerful enough to use it. I hope it helps."
 * Pinkie: "But..... What if only Wig Master can use it?"
 * Chrome: "Well, I heard talk that once a magic user dies, his/her book can be free to be offitcally belong to someone else if they used it even once. It's an unclear rumor, but it's our best shot."
 * Pinkie: Well, who's gonna use the spell on him?
 * Queen Sun: Don't worry, Pinkie. I know this someone Chrome mentioned who can do it. I'd like to do it myself, but I'm afraid my magic cannot be used to heal those who are dying.
 * Pinkie: Who is it?
 * King Fantail: "She's mostly known as "Professor Spell Light"."
 * Queen Sun: She is a great teacher. Chrome said she is one of my greatest fans and reads some of my magic books. So I am sure she'll be the perfect pony for the job.
 * Pinkie: Well, we gotta hurry. I don't know how long Xalvador has left to live.
 * Pinkie was pacing nerviously.
 * Chrome: (Comes out) She said she can do it.
 * Pinkie: Oh, thank goodness! (Spell Light comes out in a purple dress, along with a more regal hairdo)
 * Spell Light: "Just give me time to consintract enough mana."
 * Pinkie was pacing even more nerviously.
 * Pinkie: C'mon, Light, Xalvador is dying! We don't have much time!
 * Spell Light: (Comes out) Alright, I think I've learned the spell now. Don't worry, Pinkie. Xalvador is gonna be okay once I perform this spell on him.
 * Pinkie: You're really willing to help a stranger?
 * Spell Light: Yeah. I went to the same orphanage you went to. I saw all those fillies bully you.
 * Pinkie: You mean...you're the filly they called 'Ms. Spellsy'?
 * Spell Light: Indeed. They always made fun of me too because I was always so enthusiastic and skilled in magic.
 * Pinkie: Wow...I can't believe I never got the chance to know you.
 * Spell Light: Now come on, let's go save your friend.
 * Pinkie was pacing waiting for the final news.
 * (Discord): "Aw, this again!? Can we please wrap this up?!"
 * (Icky): "Chillax, Cordy, it's all gonna be wrapped up in a nice little bow soon enough."
 * Pinkie: (Spell Light came out, and looked at Pinkie) Well?
 * Spell Light: Well, I don't really know. When I used the spell on him, he didn't seem to do anything. He just laid there like a dead fish. I think it's because the spell is slowly repairing his major injuries, and the book said that the process takes only 5 minutes.
 * Pinkie: So he'll be okay?
 * Spell Light: Well, there are just 4 minutes left, so when he wakes up, we'll know for sure. The doctor says you can come in and see him of you want.
 * Pinkie: Well, that was very nice of him. Let's go.


 * Pinkie: Please, Xalvador, please be okay in the next 15 seconds. You're the only close friend I ever had behind the friends I just made now. (7 seconds)


 * Spell Light: 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...(Nothing)


 * Pinkie:...Xalvy?...Xalvy?...No!...(Hair gets straightened again, and Pinkie starts sobbing softly on Xalvador's body)...Xalvador, no!...Please! (Starts crying)...


 * (Twilight): I thought we were gonna lay low on the drama.


 * (Pinkie): Relax, it's not that much longer.


 * Xalvador: (Gets up)... God, that was the weirdest near-death experience I've ever had. Sometimes, I find it weird that magic doesn't seem to escape me.


 * Pinkie:...(Hugs him) You're alive!


 * Xalvador:...Aw, Pinkie. (Hugs her back)


 * Spell Light: Well, that was pretty touching.


 * Pinkie: So, I guess this means you'll change your ways of being a thief?

Reality.
 * Xalvador: Oh, definitely! I'm tired of being pushed around from even those who I work for.
 * (Pinkie): "So, Everyone lived happly ever after, alot of problems are resolved quickly and, well, people are happy now. The, End."
 * Sparx: "Great story Pinks. I would've liked more details on what the other characters were doing after this, but good enough. I wonder if the B.Cs will finally sle-"
 * The babies start crying again
 * Sparx: Crap!
 * Pinkie: Aw, come on!
 * Twilight: I told you not to add any drama to your story, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: I don't think it's because of the drama. I think it's because they still wanna hang out with the Lodgers.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah yes, we are loved by even infants.
 * Sandy: Ah, scoot over, varmits! I'll show yas' all a better story to put these kiddies to bed. (Takes out some mini-cowboy hats, and puts them on the Baby Cakes' heads)
 * Applejack: Oh, boy. Somethin' tells me this will be a Western story.
 * Sandy: Actually, it's a Southern story. I'm not exactly from a state like Nevada or Arizona. It's what's in the far South that I make this story take place.
 * Discord: Good, because I didn't want this to be a Rango ripoff.
 * Sandy: "Well, this story is based on alot of dreams I had of being like my faverite comic book hero we have in my variation of Texas: Sheruff Sandra Snady, a hero of the old west who fights the dispicable Outlaws Dirthy Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duck-Billed Benny, and more of that nature."
 * She brings out such a comic book as we enter the story.

Story 2: Western Hoedown
Alternate Reality: Old West Texas. Bank. Outside the bank. Back in the bank. As they quickly got outside! Dead Horse Pass, 10 minutes later... Inside the hideout. Outside. Flashback Present Mayor's Office. The Tower. Mayor's Office Later... Later... Hell Texas Gorge An evil looking, metallic base. Flashback. Present SP fortress treatment plant. Water Vent Treatment Plant. Water vent! Outside. Treatment Plant. Outside. Later... Later... Hall Flashback. Reality in the story. Another hallway. Hall
 * Familier Music plays as the camera pans torwords a Texas town.
 * As the song plays, a familier Peg-legged Rabbit dressed as a Mayor with a familier peg-legged bat with another bat with an antenna dressed as aides are seen being chased by coyotes!
 * Familier Rabbit: "DAG NABBIT?! SOME IDEA FOR ME TO TAKE A STROLL IN THE DESERT IN THE MIDDLE OF COYOAT SEASON!?"
 * Coyote: YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!!
 * Lucky Jack: Seriously, if they EVER get flight and laser technology, I am gonna beat myself dead! Besides, is 'yummy' all they ever say?
 * Coyote #2: No, it's just our catchphrase.
 * Lucky Jack: Yeah? Well, who thought of it, anyway?
 * Coyote #3: Who cares? All we know is that we're gonna have the best roast rabbit cassarole ever!
 * ???: Not when I'm around, you heartless mutts!
 * Coyote #1: Who the fu--(A lasso tightens on all 3 of the coyotes, and they are spun around until they are thrown off into the distance)
 * Lucky Jack: Whoo, lucky shot, Sheriff Sandreas.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Sandy in a cowgirl outfit, and carrying a long rope and a gun) The best one I've had all week, Mayor Jack Rabbit.
 * Fidget: "Nice one sheruff! You sent those moon howlers packing!"
 * Batty: "Oh yeah, totally!"
 * Sheruff Sandra: "Why thank you Aides Crip Wing and Tele-Bat-Vision."
 * (Discord): "Did their names have to be based on bad puns on their disabilies? I mean, seriously, and I thought the ponies of Equestia had a weird name fetish."
 * (Icky): "Exactly why your even here?"
 * (Discord): "I'm hiding here till the heat dies down. Luckly, next to dear Fluttershy, Pinkie isn't the one to hold much grudge.... In exchange for a certain cottan candy/chocolate milk based magic trick with whipped cream of mine as rent."
 * (Pinkie): "It benifits everyone involved."
 * (Discord): "Exactly why YOU and Iago are here? Didnt you guys had TV duty?"
 * (Icky): "Oh, while you guys were still on Pinkie's story, the show was done by now so the recording was finished, and waiting for us when we're finished with the Cakes' lonelyness problem."
 * (Twilight): "Pinkie, your honestly letting Discord stay here for cottan candy chocolate milk rain clouds? He's not even suppose to do THOSE things anymore! What if you weren't able to finish ONE and it got outside to be a minor inconvence to somepony?"
 * (Pinkie): "Oh it's not like Cottan Candy and Chocolate Milk actselly hurts anybody."
 * (Squidward): "...... Pinkie Pie? Have you ever heard of, diabetes?"
 * (Pinkie):...Yeah, I have. The thought of it makes me have nightmares, even with that 'Bittersweet' story where I die of it.
 * (Rainbow Dash): That story always seems to make me cry, too.
 * (Sandy): Well, that ain't important for the moment. Let's get back to the story.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Any luck catching Dirty Dan and his comrades yet?
 * Sheriff Sandra: Nope. They always seem to be one step ahead of me. The cowards. But I assure you, me and my partner will hunt 'em down in no time.
 * (Patrick): Why does that name sound familiar?
 * (Sandy): What name?
 * (Patrick): Dirty Dan.
 * (SpongeBob): You don't remember, do you? Remember when we disturbed Sandy during her hibernation and she started attacking us in her sleep?
 * (Sandy): You didn't tell me you guys did that before you stole my fur coat.
 * (SpongeBob): Blame Patrick!
 * (Patrick): Hey, taking Sandy's fur was YOUR brilliant plan!
 * (SpongeBob): Well it was your idea to go to her treedome even though we were told not to.
 * (Patrick): Yeah, well how were we supposed to know about Sandy's hibernation stuff? You didn't learn what that was until she went insane and started tearing you up with extreme activities.
 * (SpongeBob): But that wasn't as worse as being clobbered by a big fat half-asleep beast.
 * (Sandy): For your information, you two, I only looked like that because fat plays a HUGE role in keeping yourself warm other than a patch of fur. That's why mammoths were so fat and poofy.
 * (Twilight): Are we gonna just sit here arguing about hibernation, or are we gonna continue this story?
 * (Sandy): Right, sorry.
 * Crip Bat: "Well the sooner you bust those varmits, the better."
 * Bat-Vision glitched out!
 * Bat-Vision: "YARRRGH!? They be plundering our loot and shanghaing our profits that is causing the skallywags to mutanty!"
 * Crip Bat: "Bro, we're not suppose to talk like pirates, we're in the wild west!"
 * Bat-Vision glitches again!
 * Bat-Vision speaks in chinese.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Dag nappit, now he's talking like a china-man!"
 * Crip Bat: Sorry. It's just that he's still adjusting to having part of his brain surgically replaced by machinery after he was shot by Pinhead Larry. His... what was the part of the brain again?
 * Sheriff Sandra: The basal ganglia. The part of the brain responsible for action selection and some behavioral functions.
 * Crip Bat: Great. Gotta remember that. Anyway, he's gonna be like this for awhile until someone makes a more advance verson of that doohicky, if that's possable in this day and age."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Dag nappit!? Dirty Dan and his possie have never been THIS extreme before, not since that scoundrel Quad-Limbs Hans kicked the bucket from that firy fireworks exbloution caused by a stray Injin arrow lit on fire by the local tribe ijdit!"
 * Sheriff Sandra: Definitely! After THAT, we need to bust them ASAP!
 * Bat-Vision: Let's handcuff some varmits! (BZZAT!, dubbed as Arnold Schwartzenneger) We'll be back! Dirty Dan and his posse must be found at all costs!
 * Crip Bat: Hmm... Nice Arnold Schwartzenneger impression. I seemed to like that guy... Even though I am not even suppose to know about him yet cause he's not born at this very time. What else have you got? (Twitches Bat-Vision's antennae)
 * Bat-Vision: (As Rodney Dangerfield) My wife was afraid of the dark once. But when she saw me naked, she was afraid of the light.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Ok, now THAT is just awkword."
 * Suddenly, the sound of a alarm bell was heard!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "DAG NABBIT!? IT'S THE BANK AGAIN?! Those varmits came to finish what they did last time!"
 * Crip Bat: "You mean of the last THREE DAYS!?"
 * Sandra: "Be right back guys, I gotta call that new guy to help out!"
 * Bank tellers cowerded before siluettes of three outlaws.
 * Dirty Dan, a slightly buff, and litterally dirty Squirl, Duckbilled Benny, who in actually is a vulture with not even the slightist traces of a duck, and Pin-Head larry, a stupid, idiotic scorpian with a body shamed like a bowling ball pin, and a tattoo that saids "Mom" on his left claw.
 * Dirty Dan: "All right, ya brainless piggie bankers, we came for the rest of the loot as of the last three days we done came here!"
 * A banker: "But, but, you don't understand! We're bankrupted now! We barely even have so much as a penny?!"
 * Benny: "Yeah right! I bet my non-existent duck-bill you have at least 900 bucks in there?!"
 * Banker: "The deer or the money?"
 * Pin-Head Larry: "OH OH! THEY HAVE DEER TOO?! THEMS GOOD EATING?!"
 * Dirty Dan: "....... You is a dim bulb, Larry."
 * Banker: "You guys have to believe us, this old town has exspearienced the worse ecomicomedy ever since the drought of last year when Hans was alive!"
 * Dirty Dan: "Well, perhaps we decided to honor his name by doing what made us bad to begin with! We're done just being highway men and injin killers, we're going back to the good ol' days! I even became extra dirty for the occation! Even my undies are a filthy mess!"
 * Dirty Dan reveils a very disgusting and vile pair of underwear!
 * Dirty Dan: "I haven't wipe my butt for weeks, never cleaned this thing, ALWAYS wore it every day, AND, it was once buried with me grandfather that I dug it out after day 90-100, when he started to rot. Took me forever to get them worms out."
 * Bankers exclaim in dusgust!
 * Dirty Dan: "I was wore this thing when I'm having fun with injin woman, I eat my lunch with it, AND I even used it as a fishing lore!"
 * A banker puked!
 * (Icky): "JESUS CHRIST, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!"
 * (Sandy): "Yeah, Dirty Dan was one of the most controverseal villains of the series. He only appeared in 3 issues, not countin this un-canon comic made as an anniversity speical, that were a 3 part speical called "The Dirty Wrath of Dirty Dan" where Dirty Dan was like in the story. Eventally, in later comics, he becames "Cleanly Dan" where he asentually became a recuring clean joke and become a plum wuss. I do still like the comics, but I kinda prefer the original dirty dan, cause well, that's what REALLY got me interested on just how vile he was."
 * (Discord): "Am I to assumed that controversy invited complaining parents and lawsuits?"
 * (Sandy): Yeah, he wasn't the most popular comic book character, so his comics were restricted and for adults only. My parents didn't exactly like me readin' them comics, but I liked them anyway.
 * (Alex): Whoever wrote them must have been fired for something like this.
 * (Gloria): Yeah, it's as vile as the Garbage Pail Kids.
 * (Sandy): Anyway, let's get back to the story.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss in Boots as a cowboy with leather boots and a cowboy hat) You just crossed the border into Hurtville, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: YOU AGAIN!
 * Puss: We're gonna be dragging you in jail by the tail wearing rubber gloves and gas masks!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Plus, we've got some business with Pinhead Larry after he shot Bat-Vision, and left him to get part of his brain replaced with machinery.
 * Pinhead Larry: Well, at least he's a lot funnier now.
 * Duckbilled Benny: (Scoffs and laughs) Good one, Larry!
 * Puss: That's not very funny, mi ememigo.
 * Dirty Dan: It doesn't matter. We're still gonna get out of here. (Sticks out his butt)
 * Sheriff Sandra: TAKE COVER, HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
 * POOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!
 * Stink appeared everywhere in the bank.
 * Sheriff Sandra: (Luckily she and Puss were wearing gas masks, while everyone else started barfing, grossing out, getting watery eyes, and falling to the ground) Cut out the sick act, Dirty Dan!
 * Dirty Dan: Oh, how original! Wearing gas masks! (Pinhead Larry and Duckbilled Benny are wearing gas masks as well)
 * Pinhead Larry: Seriously, Dan, you need to use that only when you're alone.
 * Dirty Dan: I thought you said it didn't bother you.
 * Duckbilled Benny: No, we said we could handle smaller farts, not nuclear farts!
 * Dirty Dan: "Wait a minute, Gas Masks aren't suppose to-"
 * Larry and Benny: "PLEASE NO FOR OUR SAKE?!"
 * Sheriff Sandra: Alright, enough of this. You and your kin are coming with us!
 * Dirty Dan: (All three criminals point their guns at the heroes) I don't think so! Three years of eating beans may not had stop you, but tiny speeding lead might?!
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry and Benny started to shoot out!
 * Sheriff Sandra: DODGE! (She and Puss dodge the gunfire, and Sandra tries to finish it by lassoing them, but Pinhead Larry snips the rope) PINHEEEEEAAAAADDDD!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: It'll take more than a noose of rope to stop us. (Tries stinging Sandra, but she holds his tail away)
 * Puss: (To Duckbilled Benny) Fear me, if you dare!
 * Duckbilled Benny: Oh, I dare alright, you pitiful excuse for a feline! (Takes out a baseball bat) I dare you to die!
 * Puss:...A baseball bat? Seriously? We're not suppose to HAVE those yet?!
 * Benny: "We're not?"
 * The bat vanished into nothing.
 * Benny: "Aw, nuts! Well, at least I still have a golf club--"
 * Puss: Those aren't invented yet either. (The golf club goes away)
 * Benny: Darn it! Well, I have a hockey stick--
 * Puss: That's out. (The hockey stick disappears)
 * Benny: A nightstick--
 * Puss: Nope. (It disappears)
 * Benny: Pool cue--(It disappears) Cattle praud--(It disappears) Lightsaber--(It disappears) AW, C'MON!!!
 * Puss: Well, it looks like you're going to jail.
 * Benny: Really? (Points his gun at him) I may not have anymore melee weapons to duel you with, but at least I can finish you off with my gun, which I know FOR SURE we have in this time! (Fires it, and Puss dodges it) STOP MOVING!!! (Fires again, and Puss dodges it again)
 * Sheriff Sandra: Yer' gonna be wearing an iron lung when I'm through with you, Pinhead! (Manages to punch Pinhead in the face)
 * Pinhead Larry: Watch the exo-skeleton, you furball!
 * Dirty Dan grabs a chear and attempts to knock out Sandra!
 * Pinhead Larry: Besides, an iron lung? That's a little bit overkill, isn't it? I'm not sure we're even suppose to have those yet!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Well, it's just an expression! (Dirty Dan appears behind her, but when Sandra smells his BO, she knows what Dan's doing, and manages to spin around, and punch him in the balls)
 * Dirty Dan: AAAOOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOOWWW!!! RIGHT IN THE BELLS!!!
 * Sheriff Sandra: Seriously, Dirty Dan, do you think you can sneak up on me with all that BO? Seriously, you couldn't even sneak up on a dog with that crap!
 * Dirty Dan: "But Dogs have purrty good smelling. Even IF I didn't have my trade-mark smell, the mutt can still smell me. Dogs have super-sensitive sense of smell ya know."
 * Sandra: "Don't ya know it's a pity you know about this AND yet you choice crime still? It's a waste of knowledge in this time of wild west."
 * Dirty Dan: "Well maybe if I had better parents, we wouldn't even have this conversation!"
 * Dirty Dan and Sandra enter a fist-fight!
 * Sandra: I'm gonna skin ya' and make ya' into a pair of size-six boots, you infectious fart!
 * Dirty Dan: That'll be the day, rat-bag! (He suddenly manages to punch Sandra in the face)
 * Sandra: OOF!!! Oh, that's gonna cost you! (Steps on Dan's foot)
 * Dirty Dan: AARRRGGGHHH!!! (Sandra punches him in the stomach) OOOHHH!!! (Sandra kicks him to the ground) OOHHHH!!! I think I lost a tooth!
 * Pin-head Larry and Benny are down for the count.
 * Puss: "Well, I say this is ending better then expected."
 * Sandra: "Well, looks like your attempt to go back to the old days backfired Danny. You and yer friends should've think this through more. Your lost without Hans."
 * A laughter was heard, then suddenly a smoke bomb appeared!
 * BOOM!
 * As the smoke screen stood, Dan, Larry, and Benny escaped, got on their horses, and fleed!
 * Puss and Sandra were able to escape the smoke.
 * Puss: "Hate it when Banditos cheat like that!"
 * Sandra: "Something tells me they ain't the only things this town has to worry about. Let's call for our steeds and follow them to their old hideout: Dead Horse Pass."
 * Puss: "Si."
 * Puss whisles, as his staillian from his spin-off movie of his exact name appeared, and got on it!
 * Puss: "Care to join?"
 * Sandra: "Thanks, but I got my own steed."
 * Sandra makes a click sound, as a silluette of a vaguely familier form appeared. It was a horse verson of Applejack. (Horses are taller and stackier then Ponies.)
 * Sandra: "Onword, Applesauce!"
 * Applesauce (Applejack as a horse): "You bet ya ma'am!" (Applesauce rides with Puss after the criminals)
 * Sandra: "Don't let them escape, but don't let them see us enither, we don't want them to try and shake us or place us into a wild goose chase to a trap!"
 * (Applejack): Wow, do I look amazing as a horse or something?
 * (SpongeBob): Well, I had no idea Sandy got these criminal characters from a comic book. I thought it was just from her wild cowgirl imagination.
 * (Sandy): SpongeBob, don't embarass me.
 * (Discord): You already are, cowgirl.
 * A poorly constructed house is seen inside the pass.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny got off of their horses and went inside the house.
 * Sandra and Puss appeared, and got off their horses.
 * Sandra: "We need to sneak in."
 * Dirty Dan: "Aw shoot, we were lucky we done didn't get shackled out there! Them Law folk are tough!"
 * Benny: "Well I reckon it is Texas after all, everythang's tough here."
 * Larry: "Uh, now what?"
 * ???: "Idjits?! That's the second time me and the Big Boss had to save you idjits?!"
 * A silluette of a four-legged stranger is seen.
 * Dirty Dan: "Sorry boss."
 * The stranger reveiled himself to be, none-other, then Quad-Limbs Hans (who looks like Hank the Mutant Frog.)
 * Hans: "What is wrong with you guys? Honestly, WHERE did I'd hired you people?! The bigger boss is getting impatient with us!"
 * Benny: "Aw gees, Quad-limbs, we done already russaled up all the live-stock and stolen every bit of coin and dollar in nearly all of Texas. We're plumb rich at this point and never had to worry about straving again."
 * Hans: "Hey, I would've been happy with that too, but THAT'S not exactly that major a goal for the bigger boss!"
 * Sandra AND Puss barged in!
 * Sandra: "Quad-Limbs Hans! I should've known you ain't really taking a dirt nap!"
 * Hans: "SERIOUSLY!? NOW THEY'RE HERE?! But that's ok, the bigger boss planned this."
 * The same laughter from before was heard.
 * Sandra rekinised it now. It was... The one she heard, the night of a horrorable tragity. She gets flash-backs of her family house burning, as her parents are shoot by a silluetted force.
 * Now, the sound of steam and clanking are heard.
 * Sandra, in fear, looks behind her, of a Steam-Punk Condor of increditable size.
 * Steam-punk Counder: "Ah, Wonde-bar. Goodintak, Sandra. I have been expecting you."
 * Sandra: "Pra-pro-pa, Professor SteamPunksten?! But, I saw the firey exploudion of yer lab!"
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "No thanks to you, frauflian! Luckly, I am a reshorseful genius! As you can see, I'd repaired myself. I am still trying to speed up the progress of our modernisation though cybernetic plantation, of which has been rejected by primitive fools! One way or another, I'll realised that dream, and you, Sandra, will be defeated by my.... STEER-BOT ARMY?!"
 * SteamPunksten reveils an army of steampunk Steer.
 * Professor SteamPunksten: "Behold! What once primitive steer, are now but the first of many to become part of my perfect, cybernetic world! The bank robberies was just to lore you, my fruadline, so I'll morth you into the first SENTIENT Cyborg! Ze era of SteamPunksten, shall commence?! STEER-BOTS, CONTAIN ZE SQUIRL AND HER CAT?!"
 * The Steer-Bots charged!
 * (Discord): What a weird twist.
 * (Sandy): Well, what can I say? Science never escapes me anywhere. This is the Anisersiy issue after all, so the imfamous first villain, Professor SteamPunksten was diffently involved. She already encountered him before, but again, uncanon annisesity speical, meant to serve as fan service.
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Steerbot, and spins it into more Steerbots)
 * Puss: Sheriff, when all this is done, you need to explain who the devil this condor is.
 * Sandra: Agreed. (Trips over a Steerbot, and uses amazing karate moves to take down multiple Steerbots)
 * Puss: What are these things made of, adamantium?!?
 * Professor SP: Actually, it's a metal of my own design. Mixed with silver and gold, it's got the power to withstand even the impact of a bullet.
 * Sandra: Damn, SteamPunksten, you sure went out of your league with these guys.
 * Professor SP: Yes, I'm fully aware I have lowered myself with comman crooks and have been at this for 10 years after you seemingly killed me in a stroke of luck, but sometimes, revenge is a good repealent of pride and discrimination against petty thiefs. Better then to not do anything about this, knowing that the child respondsable doing THIS to me still draws breath! Now, to make sure you don't shoot me again, my armor is made of the exact same metal my Steerbots are made of.
 * Sandra: No matter what, you won't get away with this, feathers!
 * Professor SP: (Chuckles) We'll see. (The Steerbots begin coming out of different directions)
 * Puss: We're surrounded!
 * Sandra:... (Sees a weak support, and shoots her gun on one of the Steerbots, and the bullet ricochets off the Steerbot, and strikes the support)
 * Professor SP: What? (The broken support causes the entire place to start coming down, and crushing all the Steerbots) NO! MY STEERBOTS!!! MY BEAUTIFUL STEERBOTS!!!
 * Puss: That name sounds pretty funny when you say it out loud, doesn't it? (Laughs)
 * Hans: "Aw crud?! AND I WASN'T FINISH WITH MY DEPOSTIT ON THIS PLACE?!"
 * The bad guys and good guys escape as the hideout starts to crumble?!
 * The hideout falls apart and crumbles.
 * Professor SP: "Years of Ze progress, down ze drain just like that! I'll make you pay for zhis, Sandra?!"
 * Hans: "Yeah, me too! That house belonged to my granddad, 7-Limbs Pete!"
 * Hans, Dan, Larry, and Benny brought out their guns, as SP brought out two chainguns out of his back!
 * Sandra: "SHOOT! TAKE COVER?!" (The both of them take cover behind a rock as the chainguns fire at them, and seemingly cause the rocks to crush them)
 * Professor SP: Well, look on the bright side, Sheriff. You'll be joining your dead crackpot father now. (Chuckles) At least we're not a lost cause. I know another place where ve can have our new hideout. It's somewhere no hero has ever went through alive. But I seem to go through it just fine. Let's go. (All the baddies leave)
 * Puss: (She and Sandra burst out of the rocks when the baddies are long gone) Pray for mercy!
 * Sandra: Professor SteamPunksten. He was the worse varmit that had ever existed this side of Texas.
 * Puss: Okay, before we go through this sparse adventure, can you PLEASE tell me who this SteamPunkster is?
 * Sandra: (Sighs)...Well, my first encounter with SteamPunksten was all too horrible. It all started when I was only 9 years old...
 * (Sandra): I was livin' with my Ma and Pa on a ranch in the middle of a nice town. One thing I liked about it was my Pa. He was the greatest inventor ever. He had a breakfast-making machine that made the one in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang look like something out of the Middle Ages, though it's a bit strange I even know what that is. He had been creating all kinds of fancy gizmoes in his days, which was what inspired me to be just like him. But something was up. He had massive competition with a condor named Mr. Talbot. This particular condor was my Pa's competition for one thing: he was much more smarter than my Pa was. At the time, I thought he was just a silly and rude bird who was downright jealous. But things changed when my Pa was working on fancy robotics that would replace lost limbs or body parts. 'Prosthetics' as Pa called it. I was amazed at the design, and I knew I would continue his legacy if something were to happen to him. Then, I was shocked when I overheard that Mr. Talbot was planning to steal my Pa's technology, and claim he came up with it himself by murdering him. I tried to warn him, but by the time I got there... *sniff* it was too late. The house was engulfed in flames. My parents were killed. Then just when I thought it couldn't get any worse...
 * Dr. Talbot: Well, well, well! What do we have here? (He appears in a previous design of his armor, and no cybernetic implants) It's that pest squirrel's daughter, Sandra. I certainly won't have you reporting this to the authorities! So I have no choice but to kill you, too. (Takes out a shotgun)
 * Sandra: Mr. Talbot, how could you do this to me?!? Stealin' my Pa's technology because you just couldn't help but feel greedy about it?
 * Dr. Talbot: Don't call me that any longer, kid! My name is now Professor SteamPunksten.
 * Sandra: ...(Laughs hysterically) That's the stupidest name I've ever heard! (Laughs until she barely avoids a shot from the shotgun)
 * Professor SP: I'll make you eat those words, you idiotic child! (Reloads his shotgun, and Sandra runs away screaming as she dodges multiple bullets) HOLD STILL!
 * Sandra: "Sorry, the whole "your gonna kill me" thing makes it diffitcult to do such!"
 * Professor SP: Well, no matter. In 60 seconds, you'll be dead! (Fires his shotgun, but misses) Come back here! (They run all the way to his lab)
 * Sandra: Please, Mr. Funny Name, don't do this! I won't tell anybody, I swear!
 * Professor SP: That's right. You won't. See you in heaven, Sandra! (Tries shooting Sandra down, but finds out he has run out of bullets) Damn, no more bullets!
 * Sandra: HAH! (Climbs across some pipes)
 * Professor SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Starts flying after her)
 * Sandra: (Climbs to the bottom area and appears to be cornered, with Professor SP taking out a small pistol)
 * Professor SP: Climbing won't save you now, kid! Say bye-bye! (Sandra suddenly kicks the gun out of his wing, and shoots straight through his armor, with blood spewing out of his body) ARRGGHHH!!! URRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Sandra: Alright, you rat-munching beakface! I'm gonna make sure you pay for what you did to my parents here and now! (Shoots one of the lab's power plants, causing a chain reaction) Happy trails, partner! (Runs out)
 * Professor SP: Grrghh!...YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME, CHILD!!! I WILL BE BACK!!! (He is unable to get up with his injuries, and the lab explodes with him inside when Sandra finally finds cover)
 * (Sandra): I lost everything I valued that day. My parents, my dream, and my Pa's work. *sniff* My life was perfect until, what just happened..... And that's what led to me being a Sheriff.
 * Sandra: (Barely crying)... I just never expected he would return like he is now, or at all. *sniff* He killed my parents all because of HIS LOUSY TECHNOLOGY!!! (Starts crying)
 * Puss:... That's horrible, mi amigo.
 * Sandra: "But, I'll admit I wasn't any better. An Injin Shamen told me so. Revenge will only make your heart and soul empty. Revenge, would've made me worse then Talbot. So, I tried everything to move on, and truely be better then him. But..... Moving on, after an exspearience like that...... I am still in truma from it."
 * Puss: "Sinorita..... I been there before. I was an orphan once and have been met with series of tragities that didn't made me any better then the criminals of my country. But then, I was met with an old goat from china calling herself a soothsayer, showed me the way, through a simple saying."
 * Sandra: What's that?
 * Puss: She told me that whatever happened in our past doesn't really matter. The only thing that truely matters is what lies in your future. What you choose to be.
 * Sandra:...You're right. I gotta put my past behind me. I need to stop SP from doing...whatever he plans to do.
 * (Sandy): "Yeah, the writers got some inspiration from "Kung Fu Panda 2" for that one."
 * Puss: Well, that's something we'll find out soon.
 * Sandra: The first thing is where they're hiding next. I heard SP say that he has a hideout that no hero has ever been able to reach. What place do you think he's talking about?
 * Puss: No lo se. There's plenty of deadly places in Texas, I don't even know which one SP would decide to hide. He'd need water, a source of metal, a number of dead bodies to use for experiments, some heat and chemicals, and a way to make sure nobody returns alive.
 * Sandra: Hmm...water, metal, bodies, heat, chemicals...well, there's only one place I know that has that kind of stuff. But I'm not sure it's the perfect place. I'm not even sure if he would even considered...... (Gulp), Hell Texas Gordge.
 * Puss: "I actselly heard of that place. Not even the mose desperate of Banditos would EVER want to go there! The land is believed to be home, of the reaper itself."
 * Sandra: "Well, SP is possabilty not like most outlaws. Because of how many would normally stay clear of that area, it's actselly more perfect then we would except for him. Not even the bravest lawmen would go near there. Heck, even I get the goosebumps just thinking about that place."
 * Puss: "I been to many haszordious lands before. And survived. I can handle another challnage of nature's twisted design."
 * Sandra: "But here's the thing: there's something about the land that makes horses into instend yellow belly cowards! They start to freak out and run away from it."
 * Puss: "Perhaps, they know the land is not safe for them. Which means we can't risk our horses to go there."
 * Sandra: "Luckly, the Mayor is an old friend of my dad's. He kept one of his old inventions, a weird flying machine. We can take the horses back to town, and talk to the Mayor."
 * Puss: "Alchorse, but we also need a map that actselly has Hell Texas Gordge marked into it."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Con sarnit?! People have REALLY sent in angry latters on what Dan and those varmits had done to this town! I hoped Sandra finally comes in here and say she got the criminals right where she wants them!"
 * Crip Bat: "Yeah, cause it's starting to get bad in here! Even other towns are suffering from this cause of the dissappearence of steers and cattle!"
 * Bat-Vision: Yeah, they need to be thrown in the slammer! I can't even feel part of my brain thanks to those sons of--(BZZAT!!!) My name is Inigo Montaya! You killed my father, prepare to die! (BZZAT!!!)--bitches!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit:... Okay.
 * Crip Bat: "Well, at least it can't get worse then this."
 * Sandra: (Bursts in with Puss) Mayor, we've got loads to tell you! Quad-Limbs Hans is alive.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: (Sighs) It just did.
 * Puss: Not just that, but the murderer of Sandra's parents, Professor SteamPunksten, is still alive, and leading the entire thing.
 * Bat-Vision: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
 * Sandra: I'd like to explain everything, but I think they're hiding in Hell Texas Gorge.
 * Crip Bat: Really? Only an idiot would go in there!
 * Sandra: "Well Punksteamsten ain't no local moron! I think he may've found a rare safe path into that death valley."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "If he did, then he really is a genius! Well, it's less likely they'll bring horses due to the rumor that equines are scared poopless of that place!"
 * Puss: "Poopless?"
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well I didn't wanted to be crude and cuss, now do I?"
 * Sandra: "Well, that's why I'm here. I figured that since our horses would be frighten even being within a mile of that arce of death traps, I was wondering if you still had my Pa's old flying invention."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Well, good news is, I did.... The bad news...... Well, it kinda got old and rusty cause I never used it cause I didn't know how to! It's just a holder of a cobweb and a dust collection now."
 * Puss: "Well, I think it just needs to be fixed up abit and it'll be good as new."
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Er, well, I know two invertors from out of town capable of doing such a thing... Problem is, they tend to be.... Mighty strange. Dr. Hat and Professor March. They actselly used to be your Pa's teachers, back when they were of sound mind. They're all about baseing their inventions on, tea for some concarn it reason."
 * Sandra: My best guess is that they got drunk on strong tea.
 * Puss: Indeed. They drunk too much of it.
 * Bat-Vision: How do we find them?
 * Crip Bat: Yeah, they could be anywhere in this desert.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: They're somewhere in the town right nextdoor. (They look to see how big the nearby town is)
 * Sandra: You have GOT to be kidding me! It's the size of Manhatten!!!
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Don't worry, they lived in the highest tower in a private room. The service boys only let those with this pass through (brings out a pass). So here, use this pass, and you'll be able to get to Dr. Hat and Prof. March. Be careful, Blackjaw Jack is on the loose there and soughts to get even with them after an invention of theirs destroyed his original jaw, and in it's place, as rumors fortold, an injin spell gave him the lower jaw of a injin demon. It made Black Jaw crazy and voilent ever since. So far, Blackjaw remained absint, but, if those doctors ever come out of their protacted Tower, it's garrentied to be more crazyier then a donner party over there."
 * Puss: "Then we must act fast!"
 * Puss and Sandra got out, got on their horses, and rode off!
 * Sandra: "Let me handle the servicemen."
 * A servicemen notices Sandra and Puss heading his way.
 * Servicemen: "May I help you miss? This is a private building... Impourent people, only."
 * Puss: We ARE important people.
 * Sandra: I'm the Sheriff of the town right next door.
 * Serviceman: Sheriff Sandreas? Well, it doesn't matter. No one goes through without a pass.
 * Sandra: You wanna pass? (Takes out the pass) You got it.
 * Serviceman: Well... Not sure how you got this pass, but beggers can't be choosers. Go right in. (Sandra and Puss go inside where they see the March Hare in a red business suit and a dark brown cowboy hat, and Mad Hatter in a cowboy version of his hat, and wearing a yellow business suit. Both of them were drinking tea, as usual)
 * March Hare: You know the best thing about tea? It somehow seems to make me feel 20 years old.
 * Mad Hatter: Me, too. But it makes me feel younger. Probably...18.
 * March Hare: Do you think it makes us kick ass like Popeye or the Sugar Bear?
 * Mad Hatter: Well, let's see. (Gulps some tea, and punches March Hare in a millisecond) HAH! It does!
 * March Hare: (His teeth had fallen out) OW!...Good punch!
 * Sandra: Dr. Hat? Professor March? (The both of them notice her)
 * Dr. Hat: What the--?!? Who the hell are you?
 * Sandra:...You guys don't recognize me, do you?
 * Professor March: All I remember about you is your outfit. It makes me think about Lone Ranger, though, in this day and age, I'm tecnecly not suppose to know about the francise, or the word I just said at all... Besides, it's very rude to drop by without informing us first.
 * Dr. Hat: I'll say it's rude! It's very very rude indeed!
 * Puss: Our apologies.
 * Sandra: Guys, it's me, Sandra. (The professors are confused)...Manny Cheeks' daughter?...He died in a housefire?...
 * Professor March: Doesn't ring a bell.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) THE INVENTOR!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, right... I still don't get it.
 * Puss: These guys are wackos!
 * Dr. Hat: "Wait, was he that nice squirl kid from our old class who was rivals with that, abnormally large, vulture guy? Name going by, Talbot? HIM, I remember for some reason."
 * Prof. March: "That same rat who did, something to us as revenge for calling his exspeariments insane and unetchical?"
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, I bet it has something to do with (takes off his hat) Tthis nasty bump! (Reveils a very nasty bump.)"
 * Sandra: "Dang!"
 * Dr. Hat places his hat back on.
 * Dr. Hat: "Well thank goodness he's out of our lives for good."
 * Puss: Well, not exactly. He's alive.
 * Prof. March: WHAT?!? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?!?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah! I thought Sandra blew him up right after shooting him, when she was too young to be using a gun for that matter.
 * Prof. March: Too bad we can't arrest her for that since she's above the law... Wait, I think that came out wrong. I meant to say was-
 * Sandra: Well, if I had to guess, it was 70% self-defense, but we're kind of burying the lead here. We think he's hiding somewhere in Hell Texas Gorge, the most dangerous place this side of Texas, and coincidentally, the most brilliant hiding place.
 * Prof. March: Well, what do you need us for? Care for a cup of tea?
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it makes you fight like a gorilla! (Puss face palms himself)
 * Sandra: Well, since we can't ride our horses into the gorge since they're scared stiff of the place, our only chance is using my Pa's old flyin' machine.
 * Dr. Hat: You mean the Leonardo?
 * Prof. March: The Leonardo? He's been dead for hundreds of years, stupid!
 * Dr. Hat: No, it's a flyin' machine Sandra's father had been working on. We just named it that because... Because... I forget. (Puss face palms again)
 * Sandra: Because Leonardo DaVinci made the first theories and drawings of a flying machine?
 * Dr. Hat: No, that's not it. (Puss face palms himself AGAIN!)
 * Puss: Total wackos!
 * Sandra: So do you think you guys still have the skills to help us?
 * Prof. March: I do not know!
 * Dr. Hat: "But that doesn't mean we can't try! So, where's that old goat of a machine?"
 * Puss: "It's still with the Mayor in the town not to far from here."
 * Sandra: "But first, let's clean the clock of that Blackjaw character and-"
 * A roar was heard!
 * ???: "HAT!? MARCH?!"
 * A brutal fist smashed though the wall!
 * A huge, brutal croc in a cowboy hat, a ripped sleveless shirt, and a spirtical, black, beastly looking jaw on his face, stood before the shocked group.
 * Blackjaw Jack: "HAT?! MARCH?! YOUR STUPID ROBOTIC TOOTHBRUSH RUINED ME?! I HAD TO EMBRACED AN INJIN'S CURSE CAUSE OF IT?! I'LL BREAK YOUR SKULLS FOR THIS?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BREAK OUR SKULLS?!"
 * Prof. March jumped into Hat!
 * Prof. March: "Careful! He's stark, raving mad!"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "WELL AIN'T THAT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK?!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Now, now, Jackie, be reasonable!"
 * Prof. March: "How's about a spot of tea?"
 * Blackjaw Jack: "I'M GONNA BREAK BONES IN PLACES YOU COULDN'T BE ABLE TO REALISE YOU HAVE, YOU MANAICAL IDIOTIC TWATS?!"
 * Blackjaw Jack roared as he chased around Hat and March!
 * Sandra: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BLACKJERK!!! (Points her gun at him)
 * Blackjaw: Well, if it isn't Sheriff Sandreas and her douchey sidekick!
 * Puss: OOH! I AM GONNA MAKE YOU INTO A PAIR OF CROCODILE-SKIN BOOTS!!!
 * Blackjaw: (Dubbed as Humpty) UGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!
 * Sandra: Get your hands up where I can see 'em, you green piece of armor!
 * Blackjaw stomps on the room, causing the entire building to quake and break!
 * The floor breaks open and cracks, as if there were an earthquake!
 * Sandra: "LOOK OUT?!"
 * Prof. March: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Blackjaw: In about 5 minutes, this tower will come collapsing to the ground harder than a meteorite! Let's hope you all can survive. (Cackles, grabs a rug, jumps off the building, and uses the rug as a parachute)
 * Puss: HOLY FRIJOLES!!! THE WHOLE PLACE IS COMING DOWN!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, this crocodile has been drinking a boatload of tea!
 * Prof. March: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, TEA DOESN'T MAKE YOU STRONG, IT MAKES YOU RETARDED!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Okay, you don't have to yell about it.
 * Sandra: Let's get out of here, NOW!!! And i Know just how to do it!?
 * Sandra: "Well, there's always the SANDRA WAY!"
 * Sandra grabs Puss, Hat, and March, and jumps out of the building, and aiming torwords Blackjaw!
 * Blackjaw was laughing in victory, thinking he finally got his revenge!
 * Blackjaw: "I showed those idiotic weirdos one-two! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
 * Sandra: "HEY PURSE-FOR-BRAINS?!"
 * Blackjaw: "Huh?"
 * Sandra snags the rug Blackjaw was using and uses it as a parachute!
 * Blackjaw: "...... I hate squirls...."
 * Blackjaw fell down very quickly, screaming as he struggled to hopelessly stay aflout!
 * Blackjaw: AARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!- (Crashes to the ground, leaving a huge croc-shaped hole in the ground)... Ow!
 * Sandra: (She, Puss, Dr. Hat, and Prof. March each hold a side of the rug, and glide gracefully and safely down to the ground) Yeah! We did it!
 * Puss: WHOO-HOO!!!
 * Dr. Hat: Thank goodness. At least I still have some tea left in my hat. (Takes a teapot and a cup out, and drinks some tea) Oh, yeah! That's the stuff!
 * Blackjaw: You...haven't beaten me!...(Gets out of the hole beat and dazed)...I'm...as hard as steel! I mean, I JUST SURIVIVED A FALL FROM A VERY TALL BUILDING!? THAT IS TOUGH! TEXAS TOUGH?! MORDEMANADASAMOROMOOMOO MOO!
 * Sandra: "Pardon?"
 * Blackjaw: "Chicken...... Butt."
 * Blackjaw falls flat into his face!?
 * Puss: "Is, he dead?"
 * Sandra feels his pluse.
 * Sandra: "No, but he is unconjustus. He could be out for awhile. He might be out long enough for me to cuff him."
 * ???: "No need, Miss Sandra."
 * An Eel Sheruff (that looks like Axle in cowboy attire), appeared.
 * Eel Sheruff: "This butt-hole is on my juristicktion. So saids Sheruff Oval."
 * Sandra: "Oh, sure thing. I got bigger meat to fry anyway. Come on fellers."
 * Sandra wistles for her horse Applesauce.
 * Applesauce: YEEHAH, let's blow this joint! (Sandra and Prof. March hop on Applesauce while Puss and Dr. Hat hop on the other horse)
 * Dr. Hat: Wow, it's been a while since I last rode on a horse. (The horses take off, and Oval cuffs up the unconscious Blackjaw)
 * Oval:... Ugh, that jaw gives me the creeps!
 * Prof. March: Wow, the Leonardo really looks different than when we last saw it. (The Leonardo, a winged copter-packed flying machine, was rusted up and a bit broken)
 * Dr. Hat: Not to mention it looked a bit black.
 * Prof. March: I actually think it was white.
 * Dr. Hat: Oh, yeah, it WAS white.
 * Sandra: So what do you boys think? Think you can make this gizmo take to the air?
 * Dr. Hat: "Well, we might need to replace a few parts, but after oh say 6 to nine minutes, or maybe an hour or so depending on other things, I think we can get Leo flight worthy again."
 * Sandra: Well, that's good.
 * Puss: Knowing them, they might make it look like a flying teacup.
 * Sandra: Oh, Puss, don't be rediculous. They may be insane, but they're still intelligent. They'll have the Leo fixed up faster than a barefoot jackrabbit crossin' a four-lane highway.
 * Dr. Hat: Wrench? (Sandra hands him the wrench, and he uses it for a while)... Screwdriver... Corkscrew... Tea (Sandra dumps tea in his mouth)...
 * Prof. March: (Checks a copter-propellor's integrity, and it spins pretty well) Perfect!
 * Dr. Hat: How are them propellor-packs, March?
 * Prof. March: As good as they'll ever be.
 * Dr. Hat: Great. Just one last touch...
 * Sandra: Uh... wow. (The Leonardo is now fixed, but has parts that look like teacups)...
 * Puss: Told you!
 * Dr. Hat: Our best work in years.
 * Sandra:... Well, better than nothing, I s'pose.
 * Sandra and Puss got on the device.
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: "Good Luck Sandra, and be careful!"
 * Dr. Hat: "Just flip the switch and your ready to go!"
 * Sandra:...Okay... (Does that, and the Leonardo copter-packs begin spinning)... Well, it's functional, that's a good thing. Now let's see if it can fly.
 * Puss: Let's spin this wheel. (The Leonardo starts moving, darting straight forward towards a hill)
 * Sandra: C'mon, ol' timer, you can do it. (They continue going forward) Here we go... (Then, they dart forward off the hill, and the Leonardo starts flying) Whoa! (Chuckles) It works!
 * Dr. Hat: IT WORKS!!! (Laughs)
 * Bat-Vision: (Singing) Think of a wonderful thought, Any merry little thought, Think of Christmas, think of snow--(BZZAT!!!)
 * Prof. March: We're gonna be FAMOUS!!!
 * Crip-Bat: What? What do you mean 'You're' gonna be famous?
 * Mayor Jackrabbit: Sandra's father built the thing, so HE should get all the credit.
 * Dr. Hat: They do have a point, March. We didn't build it, we just fixed it.
 * Prof. March: Oh, yeah... Well, he's dead, anyway, so no luck with that.
 * Dr. Hat: Yeah, it'll take a couple more years for someone else to come up with it.
 * Crip-Bat: Well, the important thing is they're flying. (The Leonardo flies off into the distance)
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies over a huge gorge, where blackness consumes it)...Well, we're here.
 * Puss: Looks pretty deep.
 * Sandra: If by deep, you mean over 142 1/2 ft, then yes, it IS pretty deep.
 * Puss: Ay carumba! 147 1/2 ft?
 * Sandra: Yep. 147 1/2 ft.
 * Puss: Well, let's just get down there. We don't have that much fuel left, so we'll have to make a safe land inside that gorge.
 * Sandra: Easier done than said. (Pulls the Leonardo down into the gorge, and it seems pretty dark, but the Leonardo's lantern lights give them good sight of it)
 * Puss: (Sniffs the air) UHHGH! It reeks down here! It smells like Dirty Dan just barfed on his own poop and then he puts it in some garlic and rotten cheese.
 * Sandra: Must be the odor of the many toxins inside the gorge. But it doesn't seem to bother me.
 * Puss: Uggh...
 * Sandra: You okay, Puss?
 * Puss: (Barfs down the gorge)... Ugghh!
 * Sandra: That's gross!
 * Puss: "I can't help it that it doesn't exactly smell like a baskit of roses! I think another reason why horses are afraid of this place cause THIS PLACE STINKS?!"
 * Sandra: "Can't say I blame them." (They reach the bottom, where it looks like a wasteland, with acid pools, water, metal parts, lava pits, and dead trees and shrubs) Shee-yooh! This place is hotter than a desert durin' a mass firestorm on a hot summer day.
 * Puss: I'll say. Even my sweat has sweat comin' out of it.
 * Sandra: Yeah, let's just land. (They land on the ground right in a metal graveyard)
 * Puss: Yeesh, this place gives me the creeps. (A bellowing noise is heard, and Puss freaks out) WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Sandra: Oh, stop being a frady cat. Let's go find SteamPunksten and bring him to justice... Wherever he is. (Suddenly, a few vents puff some acrid gases) Eww! This place is disgustin'!
 * Puss: We'll also need to get some more fuel for the Leonardo, in case we win so we can get the hell out of here.
 * Sandra: Well, we'll surely find gas here. Not the gas gas, the fuel gas. (They walk through the gorge)
 * Unknown to them, a mysterious robed stranger with a sythe was watching them.
 * Puss and Sandra see it.
 * Puss: "I am going to make a very wild guess that this place is SteamPunksten's base."
 * Sandra: "That old buzzard was never the one for subtilty."
 * Puss; So... How do we get inside? (He points out that the entrance is locked with huge complex locks and is in front of a bridge surrounded by pools of water)
 * Sandra: Well... I did learn a few things about locks during my years of law-enforcement, so... I think I can tell how to open it. (Inspects the door) Hmm... Uggh, this lock is WAY too complex for even me to decipher. It's locked up tighter than a vault full of jewels. (Slips on a puddle of water) WHOA!!! (She falls into the pool of water)
 * Puss: (Sighs) You are kidding me! (Runs up on the bridge) Sandra? Sandra? SANDRA?!?
 * Sandra: (Resurfaces, and gasps for air) Whoo, that surely knocked the fur right off of me. But I think we don't need to use the door to get inside.
 * Puss: Why not?
 * Sandra: Because I saw a water vent under here. It's likely it'll lead us into SP's fortress.
 * Puss: Are you suggesting we SWIM there?
 * Sandra: Uh, yeah! It's underwater, isn't it?
 * Puss: But, I, uh, can't swim.
 * Sandra: "..... Darn! Forgot! Cats hate water! You know, your lucky your a lawman in a land where the nearest beach is 600 or so miles away, cause if villains ever deside to escape the country through boat and water, there would be ALOT more criminals and crimes in Mexico."
 * Puss: ".... I know. My naterol cat fear of water would one day be the downfall of my career and livelyhood.... And it almost did once...."
 * (Puss): I was chaseing a Varmit by the name of Cheating Slithereen, one of those, rare fem fatale outlaws. She had just seducted the bank tellers to give in the money though siren-like charms, and a taunting yet, seductive voice. She had a, complincated and tragic history of being a victim of a voilent devorce from a corrupt Mayor, who got even with him the wrong way, by giving him, a venomated kiss of death.... Oh, and uh, She was a rattle-snake by the way. She became quickly imfamous as among the few female outlaws of the wild west, and often, she became, as her earned nick-name goes by, "The Shamer of Sheriffs", cause often in these times, Sheruffs were men, and they fell victim to her seductive charms like bees to a flower, and leave them looking like stupidos. I was the only one who was ammuned to her charms, mainly because, i find bad girls to be abit of a turn-off. She was very fast for a rattle snake, but i was not far behind! Eventally, we went into one of texas' rare selection of woods into the further unexplored west, near the norourious cat-hating tribe of indians called The Wankomandomuttos, or simply, "They who prefer Dogs." in their tongue. Natrolly, they seek their best dogs and dog masters onto me! After an epic struggle against anti-cat natives, i finally caught up with Siltereen... But, even if she could not charm me like a fool, she dishonored me in another way. She dived into a lake! My natoral fear of water prevented me to go after her. She was recovered by her pet eagle, escaped into the sunset, and the last thing she did, was winked at me. The faith from my people, and the normally reasonable mayor, had dimineshed.
 * The Mayor: "I am sorry Puss, I mean no harsh words, but your failure, cannot be ignored. Better and more famous men had fallen embarrised to that slippery fem fatale before, so, it should've been expected you didn't do any better. This will not cost you your job.... But, I will have to send you into Texas, under the partnership of Miss Sandra, until you can find your confindence again, and, if possable, became the first cat to become un-afraid of water. Please understand that I don't want the scum of socity to start getting the idea of using water as protaction against you if they desired to come after us. A replacement here will look over things while your gone. I wish you luck, Puss."
 * Puss only sighed, then nodded in agreement. He knows the desidion is final.
 * Sandra: Yikes... Well, I don't exactly know what to tell you, Puss. This is pretty much the only way we'll get inside. The door is locked up hard, and this water vent may be our only chance. So, I'll just carry you.
 * Puss: Carry me? Are you serious?
 * Sandra: Yeah, sure.
 * Puss: But... Don't people usually swim better with their arms... Or maybe even BOTH of their arms?
 * Sandra: Well, when you catch some criminals like Goldfish Gordon, or Bull Shark Bart, you learn a few things.
 * Puss:... (Sighs) Fine. But this better go quickly.
 * Sandra: Oh, don't worry 'bout it. Just hold your breath. (Catches Puss)... Alright, this is our best chance.
 * Puss:...I don't really know about this-
 * Sandra: Too late! (They both dive down)
 * Puss: (Jumps out of the water) REEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWRRRRRR!!!! (Sandra pulls him back down)
 * The duo were still being watched by the robed stranger, who seemingly walked another way, seemingly turning transparent.
 * Robotic steampunk construto-trons are seen working about.
 * A constructo-bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's off to work I go!"
 * It wistles in theme!
 * Construto-Bot: "Hi-ho, Hi-ho!"
 * Another Construto-bot: "Dude, you were asked not to do anymore singing! The boss didn't design and made you to be a saloon singer!"
 * Constructo-Bot #1: Sorry.
 * Constructo-Bot #3: CB-25? You might wanna see this. (Constructo-Bot #2 (CB-25), comes over to see that Sandra and Puss are swimming down the water vent)
 * CB-25: Intruders. CB-84, initiate emergency flush protocol.
 * CB-84: Right away. (Presses a button)
 * Sandra: (She continues swimming, trying to hold a struggling Puss, "Uggh, if this keeps up, we'll surely drown. I need to find a source of air, and fast.") (She looks around to see a hole, "Bingo!", she swims towards the hole, and manages to reach it, as she and Puss gasp for air)
 * Puss: GET ME OUT OF HERE--(Blurbs as his mouth gets stuck in the water)
 * Sandra: WOULD YOU HOLD YOUR HORSES, AND SHUT YER' TRAP?!? Just remain calm. If you just begin squirming like a worm on a hook, you'll make yourself drown, let alone me.
 * Puss: Easy for YOU to say! This is the first time I've been trapped by this stuff.
 * Sandra: Just shut up and inflate yer' balloons. (Holds her breath)
 * Puss: Aw, shi--(They go down again)
 * Sandra: (Puss continues to panic, but Sandra covers his mouth, and signals him to keep quiet, and Puss nodds 'yes') Hmmph! (They continue swimming until a tremor is heard) Hmm?
 * Puss: UUMMPPHH!!! (Starts panicing again until Sandra slaps him) (They are suddenly pushed by a water current, and start spinning through the water as they manage to get a few gulps of air when their faces gets out of water)
 * CB-84: (They see Puss and Sandra being pushed through the vent) Wheeee...
 * Sandra and Puss were practicly screaming underwater.
 * The water vent shot them out like a bottled rocket, then Sandra and Puss slammed head-first to a pile of bones!
 * BLAM! CLUTTER!
 * Puss and Sandra are now morbitly humorious in bone like attire.
 * Puss: "Is there a possability that maybe this place has a backdoor?"
 * Sandra: "......... Don't...... Push it."
 * CB-84: "Well, that's that then."
 * CB-25: "Sir, should we inform the Professor about this? I think those two may be trouble."
 * Cb-84: "He might be busy remaking a new Steer-bot army, but, I'll do what I can."
 * CB-84 goes to find SteamPunksten.
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)... How humiliating.
 * Sandra: Well, look on the bright side, at least you showed a little bit of confidence down there.
 * Puss: Are you kidding? We were practically screaming the bubbles out of ourselves down there!!! We could've died!
 * Sandra: Yeah, well at least I'm not a cat, and I took several swimming lessons when I was young!
 * Puss: Hah, look who's talking! I know squirrels in real life are capable of swimming across lakes like a dog can.
 * Sandra: Well, I know some cats can swim, but I know they aren't that fond of water like YOU are!
 * Puss: HAH! Cats don't swim! (Sighs) Why wasn't I born as a dog, or a beaver, or even a dolphin for that matter?
 * Sandra: I don't wanna get into this argument, Puss! We need to get inside! Whoever initiated the water current is sure to know we're onto SP, so we need to act fast.
 * ???: Perhaps I could be of some service.
 * Puss: "Look, stranger, we are perfectly capable of figuring this out ourse-"
 * Puss sees the robed stranger.
 * Puss screamed like a cat, and jumps into Sandra's head!
 * Sandra: "The reaper himself?!"
 * The stranger, now reveiled to be the reaper, stood before them.
 * Sandra: "Now, before you do anything, reapery, do acknowledge-"
 * Reaper: "I know well it is not yet your time. I am here, for a different reason. You see, horses fear the gordge not just because of, a few bad smells and the hazords of this land. It is also, a link, into an underworld of the Mansopeia Tribe."
 * Puss: "Mansopeia? Or in their tongue, "The tribe who speak for the dead"?"
 * Reaper: "Persisly. (The reaper reveils himself to be an indian simular to Chakashi.) The Mansopeia were the only tribe capable of communicating, controlling, even becoming part of the dead itself. I am but one of many reapers of the dead, some had been around, longer then others. This pratice has a controverseal history. Men in medevil times, called it "Necromancy", which is why the Mansopeia were viewed, so negitively by the settlers, even when the Mansopeia had no hostile intentions or feelings torwords them. The Mansopeia were forced to become underworld spirits to avoid the same prosicution that went after other tribes, peaceful or warmongering. I have the position as reaper, and becoming amoral, I have learned to do my spirit granted duty, even to those who died, untimely. But on rare occations, some spirts of the deceased, mostly malvolent or ones who seek justice for their deaths, often escape the underworld becoming more powerfuler thanks to the Mansopeia's magic surrounding the realm. Talbot, had both revenge and malvolent intentions in mind. He escaped as what he became: a skelical, cursed monster of bone and fire, and thanks to the magic, he used it to fused with the metal of settlers foolish enough to had come here. He even steals back their lost souls, and turns them into machines far more advance then what settler machinery was truely capable of. He even joined forces with a frog with extra limbs who had faked his death, so he can hide out in the gorgde as a attempt to retire, but was talked back to commit crimes once again, and eventally included the other rouge settlers into Talbot's plan for revenge on, not just you, Sandra... But on thosed who dared mocked and question his insanity of what he implied of turning living things, into automatronic, abominations of science. The likes of other inventors, polotisions, even those he had thought to be his family. Even in death, Talbot seeks to make his ambition happen, whether the living wants it or not. Not even the lawless will be safe from him, espeically not those who partnered with him. He may very well planned to make them part of his automatic abominating army as well. He could destroy, the balence of life and death itself, because of a misfornate, personal tragity, of the one woman he loved, dying from sickness, inspiring to think becoming automatrons will bring an end of sickness and death, but others feaed him cause of being viewed insane and unehtical."
 * Puss: "Not to mention because Socity is so obcessed with looks."
 * Sandra: So you're saying that SP wasn't retrieved, and replaced with prosthetic implants? He was... part of a necromantic takeover?
 * Reaper: Indeed. Now, as for me, Talbot doesn't seem to have any concern for me. He thinks I'm nothing but an outcast. But I've been eyeing him ever since he was resurrected. He began stealing technology from scientists all across Texas, and using them to create this fortress. Everything you know about his technology he stole from scientists. The tough metal, the Steer-Bots, his chaingun implants, his machinery, everything. He's even stolen something that is sure to help him rule not just Texas, but also the world. You know those rumors about a creature called the Thunderbird?
 * Sandra: Rings a bell.
 * Reaper: Legend says that the bird is a magical creature which creates thunderstorms just by flying. And it does. The Thunderbird was the guardian of the entrance to our realm, and has been out in the real world many times. Now, it has been corrupt into Talbot's pet and we had no choice but to lock it inside a prison sealed by necromantic powers. That certain prison is located somewhere in the fortress.
 * Sandra: That means... SP must be trying to free it.
 * Reaper: That is correct. What he has stolen is an ancient artifact that we accidentally left in your world hundreds of years ago. The Portus Lock of the Thunderbird. It's what keeps the Thunderbird locked up.
 * Puss: Wow, as if his Steer-Bots and his robotic nightmares weren't bad enough.
 * Reaper: Those robots are just like average minions. Talbot has to have some help if he wants to free the Thunderbird. Now, I've been trying to find a way to stop him since he found the Portus Lock. But now that you're here, I think you can help me.
 * Sandra: We'll do whatever it takes. Right, Puss?
 * Puss: Yes.
 * Sandra: Just tell us what to do.
 * Reaper: Well, here's how the lock works: As you know, there is not much light down here since the Gorge is so deep. But with his stolen technology, Talbot has learned how to use dozens of mirrors to reflect light down to the fortress where the light will hit the middle of the Portus Lock when it is inserted into the socket. When that happens, the prison will open, and the Thunderbird will be free.
 * Sandra: Well then we gotta do something fast. It's... (Checks a clock, and sees the time) 1:00 AM. It'll turn light in 6 hours.
 * Puss: The only question now is how we get inside.
 * Reaper: Well, the same way you went through last time. In the water. There's a safer way. A way, less monitered by the unfortnate souls trapped in their robotic prisons... But, I must inform you that, it's less monitered for a reason. It is at a place of very needed privatcy, where the living goes when..... Nature calls.
 * Puss: "..... ARE YOU TELLING ME WE HAVE TO NOT ONLY GO INTO WATER, BUT INTO TOLIET WATER THROUGH BATHROOMS?!"
 * Reaper: "Sometimes the safer way isn't always the "Cleanest" way. But you must act quickly. Cause of your last attempt, it's only a matter of time before Talbot knows your still among the living, and he will seek to ensure that you will be met with an untimely end."
 * Puss: "...... (Meows upsettingly), I just hope it's never at or near the toilet Dirty Dan uses!"
 * Reaper: (Pointing at another pool of water, which is a bit filthy, but thanks to SP's stolen technology, is being filtered)...Here it is. It's being filtered by those huge pumps over there. (Points at the pumps)
 * Sandra: You mean them things that look like train whistles?
 * Reaper: Yeah. But I should also warn you that unlike the last tunnel you swam through, there won't be any sources of air. So you'll have to use these. (Hands them small devices) They're one of the many forms of technology stolen by Talbot. It's a device that a certain scientist has been working on as a way to breathe underwater.
 * Sandra: It looks more like a centrifuge.
 * Reaper: That's what it is. It's a device that uses a spinning centrifuge designed like a propellor to create low-pressure in the center, and allow oxygen to push straight into your mouth when you breathe in and let out your breath when you let it out.
 * Sandra: Well, holly-wolly-ding-dang-do! That's downright amazin'!
 * Reaper: You'll also need to wear these. (Takes out some safety goggles) Not every part of the sewage line is filtered, so you need to keep your eyes protected.
 * Puss:... Thanks for the tip. Got anything for keeping ourselfs clean from this, shall I say, sewage?
 * Reaper: "Sadly, wetsuits aren't suppose to exist yet. Settlers are not yet interested in diving into the sea."
 * Puss: "..... How ironic. I used the rules of time against one of the outlaws, and it bites me in the butt at the end."
 * Reaper: I've also got a message for the little hydrophobe. He shouldn't be scared of water. I witnessed your problem myself. So, I have this to tell you. And listen closely, because I will not repeat it.
 * Puss: Okay, shoot.
 * Reaper: Here it is...Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. When you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue.
 * Puss: Say what now?
 * Reaper: That is all. Now go, you don't have much time. (Disappears)
 * Puss:...What the hell was THAT all about?
 * Sandra: Well, it's not every day people throw riddles at us. Espeically one as strange as this. Anyway, bout time we get agoing.
 * Puss: "(Sigh), very well, for the good of el law, I'll face down water like a great foe."
 * Puss: (Underwater with Sandra while grabbing onto her breathing heavily through the centrifuge device. Sandra just shoved him off, and grabbed him with her arms)
 * Sandra: ("Cats these days!", They suddenly entered an unfiltered area as Puss is shocked with disgust. Sandra just sighed as bubbles escaped through her centrifuge, and they carried on)
 * Puss: (Is starting to get sick)
 * Sandra: MMM-MMM!!! (She nodded 'no' to him)
 * Puss: (Nodds a 'yes', and swallows his vomit, and stays still, "Stay calm, Puss. It's just water. Filthy, disgusting, uncleanly water! It won't hurt you... much.")
 * Sandra: ("How far is this sewage line?!?", she then swam right to a 4-way tunnel) Hmm?!? (Sighs, and tries to decide which way to go, then she sees a light through the forward tunnel) Mmm-hmm! (She swims forward towards the light, and Puss is still cowering)
 * Puss: (Gulps, and once they reach the light, they see a grille where they see the silouette of SP)
 * Prof. SP: (Dubbed as Lord Shen) MOVE, YOU BULLS! FASTER, FASTER! SECURE THE ENTIRE PERIMETER!!! THOSE TWO TWERPS WILL BE CRASHING DOWN ON OUR DOOR ANY MOMENT!!!
 * Sandra: Hmm? (She swims towards the grille to get a better look, and she sees Prof. SP with Quad-Limbs Hans and his posse)
 * Dirty Dan: I don't know if this will work, sir. They've gotten through tighter doors than that.
 * Prof. SP: You're kidding aren't you? I've got the most high-tech security system in all of Texas! Argueabiliy the only one with such security!
 * Duckbilled Benny: And to think they thought they could actually get inside through a highly-monitored water vent. What morons!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, what a capable of goofballs! (Goofy laughing)"
 * Prof. SP: "I will not allow ze squirl and feline ruin my life's work. It's all I have when..... I lost my zear lovely."
 * Quad-Limbs Hans: "Wait, what?"
 * Prof. SP: "(Realising he almost slipped) Uh, nothing, absolutely nothing! Now, go assit the bulls in security measures!"
 * Hans starts to get abit suspicious.
 * Hans: "You heard the boss boys, let's wreasle up a squirl and pussy cat!"
 * Hans and his possie yee-haaed as they ran off!
 * Prof. SP quietly sighed.
 * Prof. SP: "I must never let zhem know. They will all view me as weak if they knew. I will make everyone, including zhem, perfect. No one will judge me ever again, and i'll be able to honor my zeloved's name."
 * Prof. SP made a small, but still noticeable tear made of oil, as it dropped from his face.
 * Prof. SP cleaned it off.
 * Prof. SP: "Put yourzelf togother man. You got work to be made. And history, to forever prefect."
 * Sandra: (Looks at him sympathetically, but then shakes it off, remembering that though he's a victim of a tragicty she can, ironicly, relate, knows he still has to be stopped from becoming no better then even the worse outlaw in Texas, and swims off with Puss)
 * Prof. SP: What I should really focus on is releasing my beloved Thunderbird from her stone-cold prison. Starting now! (Takes out the Portus Lock, which is a golden wheel that has a bronze lens in the middle, and puts it on the socket, clicking it on) Vhen I rule ze world, I shall make sure zat nobody vill lose a loved one during zheir young ages again. No more suffering, no more pain... (Sighs)
 * Sandra: (Spots a surface above, and smiles. She swims up there, and finds a filteration plant) Finally!
 * Puss: (Scrambles on all fours, and is shocked with fear)...I almost had a heart attack!
 * Sandra: Let's just get through this without getting spotted-
 * ???: INTRUDERS!!! (They look behind them to see a Constructo-Bot with a screwdriver)
 * Puss: Do you really think you can hurt us with a screwdriver, amigo?
 * Constructo-Bot: Yes. You're sure to know that.
 * Puss: Oh...yeah, because GTA did it... but enough with the damn 21st century and post-modern forth wall assulting talk. You shall pray for mercy from...(Tries carving a 'P' in the Constructo-Bot with his sword, but it doesn't work since it's just metal)...uh... Puss in Leather Cowboy Boots!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Uh..... Am I, suppose to be imtimidated here? Cause, maybe it's because of limited programming, but, I'm just not that afraid to be honest... Or, at all."
 * Puss: Oh, whatever, prepare to be torn apart, and used to build a steam engine!
 * Sandra: KAI-YAH!!! (Kicks down the Constructo-Bot, and it falls apart)... Whew! That was close. (Suddenly, they get surrounded by more Constructo-Bots)...Aw, butt donkeys!
 * (Donkey): HEY, I RESENT THAT!!!
 * (Sandy): SHUT UP!!!
 * (Donkey): Sorry. It's just that I'm a donkey and...well...you know--(Discord suddenly zips up his lips like a zipper)
 * (Discord): There, now you can be quiet.
 * (Shrek): Thank you! I more or less take back my mocking at your expense.
 * (Discord): Don't mention it.
 * Sandra: "Just exactly how many poor souls did SP adducted it?"
 * A constructo-bot: "(Sheds a oil tear), More then he actselly even ever needed! Practicly half of the underworld!"
 * Sandra: Well, let's just fight. (They do just that)
 * Puss: (Slices off a Constructo-Bot's legs, and it falls to the ground) HAH! Look at you, you're just a top!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes a Constructo-Bot, and spins it into other Constructo-Bots) YEE-HAW! (Gets attacked with a screwdriver) OW!
 * Constructo-Bot: "Yee-Hah" yourself!
 * Sandra: (Punches the CB down) (She begins beating down dozens of other CBs and ends it by attacking one that was about to stab her in her back with a screwdriver) YAOOOWW!!!
 * Puss: EN GUARDE!!! (Duels with a CB and it's screwdriver)
 * Sandra: Puss, there's too many of them! We need to get out of here and reach SP! (Checks the clock) It's 3:49 AM!
 * Puss: That's not too bad, amigo. We'll make it there in due time.
 * Sandra: Not when we're fighting over a hundred robots with screwdrivers as weapons!
 * Puss: Good point. We can't necessarily fight them all!
 * Sandra: Then I guess I should go for Plan B. (Takes out her gun) My trusty revolver gun. (Calculates trajectory of the bullet, and finds out that the robots are building a machine that spreads throughout the filteration plant. She is able to do this while still fighting the CBs)...Hmm...(Notices on the top of the construction that there are heavy piles of metal, and stone)...(Notices that there is metal everyhere)...(Fires her gun at a CB, and it ricochets off the bot, onto a few other CBs, onto a metal plate, and onto a support for the machine, making it unstable) Bullseye!
 * Head Constructo Bot: "AHHH! SHE HIT THE WEAK SPOT?! SHE'S GONNA CRUMBLE?!"
 * Constructo-Bots began to panic!
 * Puss: Oh, so NOW you're intimidated.
 * Sandra: Alright, let's get out of here before the place collapses on top of us. (They run down a tunnel, and the entire construction collapses)
 * Constructo-Bot: Crap! We worked all weekend on this!
 * CB #1: (From before) Well, at least we're still functional.
 * Head CB: Shut up, CB-12! (Smacks him)
 * Sandra: Wow, this place is HUGE! Where are we gonna find SP's main room?
 * Puss: And let's not forget about the gas we need for the Leonardo so we can get out of here.
 * Sandra: That, too. WHOAH!!! (They stop and see a steampunk cyborg with a buzzsaw)
 * Puss: Oh, crap!
 * The Cyborg: "In life, I was once Chainsaw Mike, The Woodpecker with a Chainsaw beak! I caused a mighty grim massicure in my time till I was gunned down! Now, I am reborn as a ro-bit! And you two plumb remind me of the lawmen who shot me down! Both of them were a Squirl and a Cat! I'll at least get even with them by going TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSICURE ON YOU?!"
 * Puss: "Uh, tecnecly, we're not suppose to even know what Chainsaws are. Not invented yet, so you make no sense even being here."
 * The Cyborg: "What?"
 * he vanishes into thin air!
 * Puss: "Thank you, post modern forth-wall breaking 21st centoury talk!"
 * Sandra: Well, I'm not sure it'll work for THEM! (They see that coming out from dark tunnels are steampunk cyborgs with guns, swords, hammers, shields, and acidic tanks)
 * Puss:..Well, at least what they have exist in this world.
 * The Cyborgs surrounded Sandra and Puss.
 * Sandra: "Well, plumb looks like we got our work cut out for us!"
 * Puss: My thoughts exactly.
 * Cyborg #1: Prepare to die, lawwoman! (Activates his acid nozzle, and sprays acid at them)
 * Sandra: INCOMING!!! (They both dodge the acid, and Sandra tries attacking a Cyborg, but is counteracted with it's shield) OW! (The Cyborg smacks Sandra in the face with his hammer) OW! (Falls to the ground dizzy)
 * Puss: (Duels with dozens of Cyborgs with shields and swords, and manages to slice off a few of their parts, and destroy them) HA-HAH!
 * Sandra: (Recovers from the blow to her face)...Alright, buster, you're going down! (Trips over the Cyborg, and rips the shield off of it, and bashes the Cyborg with it. But she also dodges multiple hammer atacks from the Cyborg, and she manages to rip it off, too, and bash the Cyborg's head off with it) Well, I guess I came out 'a-head'! (Laughs)
 * Puss: (Dodges an acid spray, and the acid hits another Cyborg, dissolving it's chest, and it falls to the ground) Hmm... (Uses the acid spraying to take out multiple Cyborg, and then use another Acid Cyborg to allow the two of them to spray each other down) Hah! You were better off 'Acid-iots'.
 * Sandra: (Dodges gunfire from several Cyborgs, and shoots the head off of several others with her gun until she runs out of bullets)...Damn, out of bullets!...(Sees she is surrounded by Cyborgs)...I can't reload now!...(Jumps across the Cyborgs, and walks on several Cyborg heads until she reaches Puss)...(Puss and Sandra grab each other's arms, and Sandra spins Puss around while he uses his boots to kick down several Cyborgs, and then Puss lands on the floor, spins, and tosses Sandra through the air as she uses her lasso to swing across the hall on a pole, pull it off, and land behind some Cyborgs)...(She quickly reloads her gun, and fires at the Cyborgs, the bullet ricochets past dozens of Cyborg heads, blowing them off one by one, and then it destroys most of the Cyborgs except for 7 more)
 * Puss:...Wow!
 * Cyborg #2: Oh, crap!
 * Cyborg #3: We can still take them. (They jump towards Sandra, and throw her into Puss, and when they're together, they aim their weapons at them)
 * Cyborg #4: Prepare to die!
 * Suddenly, a random whip balms Cyborg number six into Number 7, which pinballs into 5, 4, 2, 3, and finally one, dazzed them out who are now confused.
 * Puss: "What the-..... I know that whip!"
 * ???: "Aw how sweet... You remembered."
 * A mysterious strange smacks around, beats around, and finally breaks The Cyborgs for good.
 * Cyborg 1: "Finally..... Free...... Now we will..... R.I.P......."
 * The Cyborg shuts down.
 * A serpent shape appears at Sandra's and Puss's presence. She reveiled herself to A snake resembling remarkability well to Viper, except that she was a rattle snake.
 * Puss: "You...... Your Cheating Siltereen! That outlaw who made me look imcomident to my people! I actselly had to go into poop water anf fight steam-bots thanks to you!"
 * Silthereen sighs remorsefully.
 * Silthereen: "I'm not "Cheating Silthereen" anymore. My outlaw days are done when, my father, who was dying, asked me to become someone better."
 * (Silthereen): "All that was said about me being a wife victim of a corrupted mayor was a front to prevent people from getting curious why a woman would commit things only men would be stupid enough to do. It's rare for women with our smarts to be willingly brutal idiots. My real reason was because, my father, a respected member of a rattle snake clan speicalised in using charms, was dying. We didn't had money to pay for a funeral, thanks to being poor and that snakes are often prosicuted. I didn't had no choice but to do what was done. Strangely, instead inspiring more Xenophobia, well, at us at least, i ironicly ended becoming fuel for leggers who want to stop the prosicution of snakes for protests that snakes shouldn't be hated just because of realijustus prosicution or because of the demand of leather boots. I didn't want to make idiots out of those sheriffs, but I couldn't allow them prevent my true mission. Espiecally not an overly ambitious cat who didn't even let cat hating natives scare him off. That was brave, by the way. My encounter with you and what i robbed that day, was my last crime. Apawn my father's deadbed before his funeral, when he heard what i had to do, i, i did not blamed him for being, disappointed. So, in his will, he litterally want me to redeem myself by using my skills and charms for good, by becoming, Fem Vigilantie Siltereen. I wanted to make everything right for everyone. And i quickly got started by stopping the Mad Hare Bros. and El Sharko, but their defeats weren't enough to convince lawmen and mayors that I changed. When i began hearing rumors of A mad sciencetist turning out to be alive and well and allied with 4 imfamous outlaws, i knew this was my chance to make my desire for redemption true by stopping his appearent plans for robotic steer armies, and help you guys out. I had overheared more of, the dark truths of SteamPunksten when you guys talked to death itself."
 * Siltereen: "I blame you not for not trusting me. I was blinded by the desire to help my father have a funeral that, i became no better then my kind's prosicuters. I share equil interest in stopping the doctor. He would dragged my father's oul into his maddness just to make another robot, and i can't have that."
 * Puss:...Wow...I can't believe what I just heard.
 * Slithereen: And about making you look bad by getting into that lake...I had no choice. I was running out of options, and the only option I had left was to retreat into water. I didn't mean to make you look like a hydrophobe. So, I should really tell you that you need to get over your fears soon. I didn't really know what the Reaper's riddle meant, either.
 * Puss: You heard us talk to him about that?
 * Slithereen: Yeah. In fact, I remember it as well as you do. Water is natural, and so is fear. Together, they don't form even a single tear. If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue. Doesn't seem to make much sense to me. I don't know if it means to use your head or something, I just don't get it.
 * Sandra: Neither do we, Slithereen. Neither do we.
 * Puss: Well, now that we know you want to help us, I guess we could let you join us.
 * Slithereen: Thank you.
 * Sandra: No, thank YOU for saving us. Now, let's go. It's 4:29 AM. We only have 3 hours before the Sun comes, and the Thunderbird is released.
 * Dirty Dan, Pinhead Larry, Duckbilled Benny, and Quad-Limbs Hans are protroling the area  with some steer-bots.
 * Hans: "Hey guys, you ever get the feeling that the professor may not be fully honest with us? I mean, he is a villain, but, i meant in the way he's not telling us his other reasons outside of wanting to get even with that squirl!"
 * Dirty Dan: What are you talking about?
 * Hans: I mean, I think I heard him muttering about...a loved one, or something.
 * Pinhead Larry: Oh, I'm sure it's nothing, Hans. He's probably getting delusional again.
 * Hans:...Yeah, you may be right.
 * Duckbilled Benny: But regardless, we heard from one of those Constructo-Bots that the cat is scared of water, which is naterol cause it's considered a norm in cats. You wanna know what he was doing in the water vent?
 * Hans: Panicking like a chicken?
 * Benny: YES! (Laughs) Oh, brother! So, I have a plan to scare him off.
 * Pinhead Larry: "Please tell us, Benny!"
 * Benny: Well, we'll make a trap for them. Remember that old water chamber that was used for doing experiments on fish?
 * Larry: Yeah. It's been abandoned for over 2 years.
 * Benny: Well, we'll disguise it as a shortcut. As soon as they open the door...(Scoffs) no more Sandra and Puss.
 * Dan:...That's kind of brilliant. But won't it flood a portion of SteamPunksten's fortress?
 * Benny: Nope. The water chamber operating room is locked up tight in case of an accident. But this one WON'T be an accident.
 * Hans: Good idea, Benny. But, uh, how did they get inside in the first place?
 * Benny: Through the sewage line. They were sure to have a form of breathing since there was no air sources.
 * Larry: Gross! Wait a minute, i may not be a durn genius, but i rekcon they must've gotten their hands on some of the Professor's aqua centrifuges in some unex-plane-able way!
 * Dan: If they did, then how in tarnation are we gonna handle that?
 * Benny: Well, they'll be spinning faster than a top once the water currents crash onto them. Their centrifuges should be lost once the water settles. Ya know, like that of a flash-flood or a tideal wave, a really bad one i rekconed.
 * Hans:(Laughs), You're a GENIUS!
 * Benny: Of course. I didn't go all the way through 3rd grade for nothing. (The group begins laughing menacingly until Dan's laughs turn into coughs, which broke the evil laughter when the others became concerned)
 * Hans: "Seriously Dan, you got to consider more healthifer habits these days, your becoming very unwell recently!


 * Puss: Okay, I think we're lost.

Outside. Hallway 1. Hallway 2 Hallway 3 Hallway 4 The fork. Thunderbird Prison Area Outside the lair. Inside. Later... Later again... Later again again... Reality
 * Slithereen: Don't worry. This place isn't as big as it looks..... Just stupidly complexed.
 * Puss: "Well since Sp is a genius, shouldn't it be "geniusly" complexed?"
 * Silthereen: "You know what I mean. Be careful of anything that may be some form of trick, like too very obvious easier ways around the area. Things like that are most likely would be very locked up since I suspect SP would be onto you. So, if you see anything that looks like an unsecured shortcut, don't fall for it."
 * Puss: Oh, look. (He points at a metal door that says 'Prof. SP's Main Room')...I guess we found it.
 * Slithereen: Wait a second...somethin' doesn't seem right in the alamo. (Takes a closer look at the sign on the door, and sees it to be real)...Hmm, I guess it's not fake.
 * Sandra: Great. (They both open the metal door, and find a huge lab with no one in it)...Hmm...this place seems to freak me out.
 * Slithereen: Hmm, I don't like the looks of it. It's seems older than it looks...
 * Puss:...Oh, wait, there's where we need to go. (They find a huge wall with blackened glass, and a metal door with a sign that says 'Thunderbird Lock Area') Let's go.
 * Sandra: (Sighs) Finally! (Runs up there with Puss as Slithereen is not fooled)
 * Sandra: Alright, let's see if I can get this thing unlocked. (Picks the lock with a small metal pin she found earlier)
 * Slithereen:...(Stares at the black glass)...(She touches the glass with her tail, but then finds black stuff on her tail) Wha...is this paint? Why in tarnation is there...(Wipes some of the paint off, and through the glass, she sees water, and gasps) Water!
 * Sandra: (Manages to pick the lock) Got it! (She and Puss begin opening the vault)
 * Slithereen: NO!! IT'S A TRAP!!!
 * Sandra: What? (They see that water spews from the door)...
 * Puss/Sandra: Oh, crap! (They begin running towards the door, but then it is locked shut by Dan and the posse)
 * Sandra: HEY! WHO THE HELL?!?
 * Dirty Dan: GOT'CHA!!! (They all laugh)
 * Sandra: DIRTY DAN, YOU FIEND!!! I'M GONNA RIP YER' ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Pinhead Larry: Good luck with that one, Sheriff! That is if you can survive. (They all laugh, and they leave)
 * Sandra: (Tries pulling the door open, but it is locke dup tight) DAMN THOSE IDIOTS!!!
 * Slithereen: I told you guys not to fall for anything suspicious!
 * Puss: Hey, you said it was safe!
 * Slithereen: Well, it looked real to me!
 * Dirty Dan: THAT WAS A FAKE!!!
 * Slithereen: DAMN YOU, DAN!!!
 * Dan: "Nothing personal, miss Silthereen. You should've stayed out of it."
 * Puss: Uh, guys? (He sees that the pressure at the door was rising, and the door is finally swung open, and water begins to fill up the room) REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRR!!! (The water hits them hard, and the group spins out of control, and their centrifuge devices slip out of there pockets and get lost in the water)
 * Sandra: (When the water settles, Sandra tries getting the centrifuge in her pocket, and so does Puss, but they soon find them gone) HMM?!? ("The centrifuge! WHERE IS THE CENTRIFUGE?!?...Oh, shit! We are DEAD!!!") MMPPPHH!!! (Signals Slithereen to help her find the centrifuges) MMPPPHHH!!! (Points down, and they both search the bottom)
 * Puss: (Begins spinning out of control as he struggles, and is suffocating, then he remembers the Reaper's riddle)
 * Reaper: "If you're out of air, and you don't know what to do, don't get too lightheaded, and you'll be out of the blue."
 * Puss: ("HOW IS THAT HELPING IN THIS INSTANT?!? WHAT DOES IT MEAN DON'T GET TOO LIGHTHEADED--...wait a minute...Lightheaded...THAT'S IT! Lightheaded, as in 'light'.", he suddenly stops in place, and he suddenly floats to the surface) (Once he reaches it, he gasps for air) I should've seen it sooner! People usually float in water!...Uh-oh. (Sees that the water is rising to the ceiling)...CRAP! Please tell me Sandra's found those centrifuges!
 * Sandra: (She is on the verge of drowning, but Silthereen came in just in time with the certifuges, but before she can breath with it, she drowns)...
 * Slithereen: ("Aw, c'mon, you couldn't hold it any longer?!?", she grabs Sandra, and takes her to the surface where she manages to push the water out of her lungs even when they're surrounded by water)
 * Sandra: (Coughs the water out)...Oh, GOD! That knocked the fur right off of me. Puss? Are you okay?...Puss?...
 * Puss: I'M OVER HERE, SANDRA!!! (Sandra and Slithereen swim up to him) I just found out the--(Blurbs when the water covers his mouth, but he gets it out, and he spits)...I just found out what the Reaper's riddle meant. She said I didn't need to get too lightheaded, as in 'let my 'light' body float to the surface'.
 * Slithereen: Ohh, makes perfect sense now.
 * Sandra: Does that mean you're not afraid of the water anymore?
 * Puss: NO! I'm just trying to stay still so I don't die. But I don't think we'll have surface time for long. Look! (They see the water rising to the ceiling)
 * Sandra; Tarnation! The place is fillin' up faster than 11 gallons in a 10-gallon hat.
 * Slithereen: We'll have to get the outside door open then. I may be a snake, but I can't hold my breath forever. And I don't have a centrifuge like you do.
 * Sandra: Well, then we need to get out of here--(Blurbs, then gets her mouth out of the water) GOD, that's annoying! We've got 2 hours until daytime and the Thunderbird gets free.
 * Puss: How am I gonna move? With you holding me, we swim very slow. But I saw you swim very fast when you ain't holdin' onto somethin'.
 * Slithereen: Then you're gonna have to swim yourself.
 * Puss: I can't!
 * Slithereen: Yes you can, fraidy cat! It's as simple as firing a gun. Consider it as another chance to congure the water! Don't let IT become your preditor, and you it's prey!"
 * Puss: "..... Ok, el aqua, time for you see that this cat has- (Water slams into his much and blarbs spits it out), that this cat has- (SLASH INTO THIS FACE) THIS CAT HAS CLAWS?!"
 * Puss dived down.
 * Hans and possie laughed!
 * Hans: "They're done for now! And the best part, (unknown to them Puss was at the window), they'll never be able to get to the inside lever that activates the drain that'll suck away the water, we'll be done with them for good!"
 * The crooks laugh again as Puss swims to find the lever, which he did, and with all his might, pulls on the lever as hard as he can!
 * Pin-Head Larry: "Yeah, and, the best part, that cat will never be able to shallow his fear!"
 * The crooks laughed as Puss was finally able to pull the lever completely, as a flushing sound was heard, as the jerks still laughed, which drowned out the noise!
 * Benny: "Yeah, the chances of them being able to get out of their a a cajilliain to... (Sees that the water is being drained.) Aw nuts. It seems that our luck has run out."
 * Hans: "What're you talking about- (Sees the room now being drained of water) AW NUTS!?"
 * Larry: "Uh oh, now what do we do."
 * Hans: "How's this? How's about we save our own skins and get out of here while we still can!"
 * Dan: "Sounds like a plan!"
 * The jerks make a run for it!
 * Sandra kicks down the door!
 * Sandra: PINHEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDD!!!
 * Puss: (Shakes, and his fur gets puffed up)...Again, how humiliating.
 * Sandra: (Tries lassoing them, but Pinhead snips the lasso again) Damn it! I HATE it when that happens.
 * Slithereen: Well, let's chase their asses down! They'll lead us to SP's REAL hideaway. (They run after them)
 * (Discord): Ha-hah! It was clever for me to give us a motion-picture depiction of our stories. (Magically mind-controls Sandy)
 * (Sandy): (Under Discord's control) And then Puss tripped over a rock. (That happens in the story)
 * (Discord): (Laughs) Priceless! (Laughs)
 * (Sandy): And he trips on another rock. (That happens again)
 * (Discord): (Laughs even harder, and falls onto the ground) That's funny--(Laughs) The second time!
 * Puss: Stop that!
 * (Discord): Alright, I've had my laugh, continue, squirrel-girl. (Releases Sandy's mind)
 * (Sandy):...(Laughs) I gotta admit, THAT was funny. But seriously, back to the story.
 * Dan: "EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! SPLIT UP! THEY CAN'T CAPTURE ALL 4 OF US IF WE SEPERATE! ONE OF US MAY HAVE A CHANCE FOR THE EXIT!"
 * At a twin fork at the halls, Dan, Benny, Larry, and Hans went to each hallway seperately!
 * Sandra: "Darn! And there's only three of us!"
 * Puss: "Well, we'll have to capture what we can!"
 * Puss, Sandra, and Silthereen went three of the four hallways.
 * Larry went inside a living room, grabs a lamp shade and pretends to be a lamp.
 * Larry: "Sandra of her friends will never find me here. Uh, nope nope!"
 * Slithereen: Oh, really? (Removes the lamp shade from his head) A lamp doesn't talk, you know.
 * Larry:...Crap! (The camera goes onto the living room door as Slithereen beats up Larry, and comes out with Larry tied up in a rope)...Owch!
 * Benny runs into a robot inventing room.
 * Benny: "Dog-gone it! I need to amscray!"
 * Benny sees another door that saids "Exit".
 * Benny: "Ahh, time for me to vamoose!" (But as he reaches the door, a gunload is heard)
 * Sandra: Don't move a muscle, Benny! Or I'll blow your brains out like a pack of popcorn. (Benny gets his wings up) Well, heck, that worked. (But as Benny walked to her, he quickly smacked her in the face, and escaped)...Oh, no you don't! (Shoots Benny in the wing)
 * Benny: AAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! (Falls flat on the ground) My wing! (Finds his gun, but Sandra kicks it away before he can get it)
 * Sandra: Don't even think about it, Benny! Your ass is going downtown!
 * Benny: I hate squirrels!
 * Dan: (Runs through the hall, and gets exhausted)...Yeesh! Runnin' takes it out of ya'! WHEW! (Makes it to an exit, but when he opens it, Puss is seen behind it) YIKE!--(Puss kicks him with his boot, and corners him to a wall)
 * Puss: You ain't gettin' away this time, Dirty Dan--ARRGHH! PEE-YEW, your breath smells more horrible than the acrid vents in this gorge now!
 * Dan: Good. Now stay back. Don't make me use THIS again! (Sticks out his butt)
 * Puss: HAH! I've got a gas mask, remember?
 * Dan: Surely you do remember it's like a smoke grenade...which isn't invented yet, DAMN!
 * Puss: Regardless, you are goin' down.
 * Dan: Go ahead, get one inch near me, and you'll activate the stink bomb...which hasn't been invented yet, either. CRAP!!!
 * Puss:...(Trips Dan off his feet, and cuffs him quickly) Always expect the unexpected, Dan! That's what my mama always said...well, not really, but I digress. You're under arrest.
 * Hans is in the hallway near the very front door!
 * Hans: "I'M GONNA MAKE IT! I'M GONNA MAKE IT! ONCE I'M OUT OF HERE, I'M GONNA FIND A NEW HIDDY HOLE AND RETIRE AGAIN!"
 * Hans balms into something metal!
 * It was Prof. SP: "Leaving zo zoon, mein froggie?"
 * Hans: "I'm sorry, but there be trouble in thare hills! We better scram while the going's good!"
 * SP's talon grabs Hans!
 * Prof. SP: "Forgive me, Hans ol boy, but i fear i have, plans for you, concerning my plans for everyone."
 * Hans was at first confused, but then he remembered the Steer-Bots and what he did to the unlucky souls of the underworld.
 * Hans: "Your not gonna do to me what I think your gonna do to me, are you?"
 * Prof. SP laughed alittle bit.
 * Prof. SP: "I am done being dishonest my friend. Yes, I am gonna enzure you will be spared from the net of death, and it will applie to your idiot friends as well! Ever since I losed mein beloved, I had been determined to combat the horrors of sickness and death, but was mocked because socity didn't want to be a "clunking metal monster"! Whether they want to or not, I'll give everyone the give, of invented immortally!"
 * Hans: "Hey, I'm for living forever as the next guy, but not if it means being even more of a freak then being a mutli-limbed frog!"
 * Prof. SP: "Sorry, Hans, (brings out a gas nozzle to knouck out Hans slowly) My mind, iz made up."
 * Hans fell asleep before he could protest more, as he is slowly dragged by SP.
 * Dan, Larry, and Benny are tied up.
 * Benny: "Did ya'll really had to tied us to Dan, considering his unhealthy habits?"
 * Puss: "Sorry, but we still have a mad doctor and your friend to capture."
 * Slithereen: "I'll stay behind and eschort these idiots out here. Find Hans and SP."
 * Sandra: "Ok Silthereen, and good luck!"
 * Slithereen: Plus, I saw where SP is hiding when I busted Larry. He's right down the 3rd hall. Good luck. (Slithers away with the criminals)
 * Puss: Let's go! (They both went after SP)
 * SP: (Ties Hans up to a giant machine while he is still unconscious)...Alright, time to get ze show on ze road. (The night is slowly turning to day) Only one more hour until ze Sun comes up, and my precious Thunderbird will be freed. I shall lead her and my Steerbot and Cyborg army to invade. Today, Texas. Tomorrow, ze USA. Ze day after tomorrow, North America. And ze day after ze day after tomorrow, ZE WORLD!!! (Cackles)...Okay, I need to work on my evil laugh, I'm beginning to get a little rusty. But zat vill have to wait. First, I have a frog to transmogrify! (Pulls a lever, and the machine that Hans is strapped in begins to slowly trap Hans inside)
 * Hans:...(Wakes up to find he is in a machine, and screams while muffled by the blindfold on his mouth) MMPPPPPHHH!!! MMPPHH!!!
 * SP: Don't worry, Hans. Ze transformation does not hurt...much. (Cackles)...Yeah, seriously, I need to work on it.
 * ???: "YEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
 * SP: "Zhat?"
 * Sandra suddenly appeared and drop-kicked SteamPunksten in the head, sending him crashing into crates!
 * SP: "Ahh, Sandra. Took you long enough. I was just in the midst of machince-ising Hnas here. It's an incredability slow progress, so I guess i can kill time by dizposing of you!"
 * Steampunksten's chainguns appeared again as The Professor prepares to fight!
 * Puss: Oh, man, this is gonna SUCK!
 * Sandra: (Lassoes one of the chainguns) PUSS, SAVE HANS!!!
 * Puss: No problemo! (Runs up to Hans)
 * Sandra: (She avoids the gunfire, and swings around SP. She manages to tear off the gun with the lasso, and then lasso the other gun)
 * SP: Oh, no, you don't! (Grabs the rope, and yanks Sandra to him, and punches her down to the ground, pointing the chaingun towards her) Don't move, or I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a pile of manure, but red cause of all ze gore and blood!
 * (Twilight): "Ok, I CROSSED THE LINE AT THAT?! CAN WE MAKE IT HE SAIDS JUST RED INSTEAD OF THAT LAST PART ABOUT BLOOD AND GUTS?! THERE'S BABIES PRESENT!?"
 * (Discord): (Mind controls Sandy again)
 * (Sandy): I mean, he said "I'll shoot so many holes in you, you'll look like a big fat pile of cow manure with ketchup because of all ze redness, and a few leftovers since there'll be spilled organs--"
 * (Twilight): DISCORD, YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!
 * (Discord): (Imitating Link) Well, excUUUUUUUUUUUse me, Princess!
 * (Icky); (He and the Baby Cakes laugh at that line) Good one, Dissy! (Gilda smacks him, and the Baby Cakes laugh again)
 * (Sandy): ENOUGH! Let's get back to the story.
 * Sandra: "Well we suddenly defelupted a morbit sense of humor."
 * SP: "I was dead once, what did you expect? Alchorse my humor is gonna be crude and based on matters of the dea-"
 * Sandra grabs SP's head, and frontal flips off SP, then quickly breaking off his last Chaingun!
 * Sandra: "And you wanna know something weird about these thing?! I ain't sure we're suppose to have Chainguns yet!"
 * SP: "Post moderncy can't save you now! They're an original invention of my own design, in case, counts as being invented in here!"
 * Sandra: "..... Shoot, knew that isn't gonna help forever!"
 * SP: Now, prepare to die, and become a part of my Cyborg army!
 * Sandra: (Pulls the rope attached to the chaingun, and rips it off)
 * SP: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Sandra: Now yer' gonna get it, SP!
 * SP: Oh, really? (Takes out multiple other chainguns)
 * Sandra: AW, C'MON, MAN! THAT AIN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!
 * SP: Who's laughing now, Sandra? (Suddenly, all the chainguns are sliced off by Puss' sword)
 * Puss: You make the cat angry, YOU NO WANT TO MAKE THE CAT ANGRY! (Draws out his claws, as the machine behind him is open, and Hans falls out when the straps appear shredded)
 * Hans: I AM SO GONNA RIP YOU A NEW ONE, YOU UNDEAD ROBOT, YOU!!!
 * Puss: "Sorry, good guys only. Your gonna have to stay out of this."
 * Hans: ".... Aw."
 * Hans goes to a chear and sits on it.
 * SP: "All you did is a minor mistake that will be fixed later. It's not anything that can't be fixed later, besides, there's is now only prescious minutes left until zhe Thunderbird's release is at full fruitition! Already, Ze sun is already on ze verge to be completely set, and soon, the thunderbird will be released!"
 * Sandra: We'll stop you, SteamPunk!
 * SP: (Picks up one of the severed chainguns, and actually manages to wield it) I don't think so, rodent! Nothing vill stop me from exacting my revenge on you AND all ze scientists who cast me aside like jerks.
 * Puss: We'll see about that, SP!
 * SP: Oh, you shall see, you dummkopf cat! (He fires the chaingun, and Sandra and Puss dodge the bullets, only to lead to both of them picking up other chainguns and using them against him) HAH! Using my chainguns against me. Zat one never gets old.
 * Hans: YEAH, SHOW THAT METAL MUMMY!!!
 * Sandra: (She and Puss hide behind some crates, but SP manages to destroy it with his chaingun) WHOA!!! How the hell did you come across that technology, anyway?
 * SP: Well, I got it from a scientist who vas working on a kind of 6-barreled gun called a 'gatling gun'. Didn't actually steal his blueprints, I just stole a copy of them. But who cares? You won't live to tell vhat I've been doing. (Continues firing his chaingun, and Sandra and Puss hide from SP's sight)...Vhere are you, furballs? (Flies across the room searching for them)
 * Sandra: (She and Puss are hiding inside a crate)...Nice idea hiding inside a crate, Puss.
 * Puss: It was nothing, really, amigo.
 * SP:...VHERE ARE YOU?!?...(Fires his chaingun at multiple crates, and they're heading straight for Puss and Sandra's crate, but before it can shoot down the one they're in, it runs out of bullets) Ah, dorebule, the sad truth of ze bullets, there can only be so much!
 * SP tosses it aside, and grabs an Ax.
 * SP: "I guess this is a problem best sovled medevil sytile."
 * SP raises the ax to chop up the crate Sandra and Puss are hiding it, not realising that the sun was about to finish rising. He did noticed that everything became lighter.
 * SP: "The light's coming? But electric bills are not invented yet! Which means-"
 * SP sees the sun completely coming up.
 * SP laughs maniacly!
 * SP: "The ineditable, could not be prevented! AND I GOT MY EVIL LAUGHTER RIGHT?!" (The sunlight bounces across several mirrors on the gorgeside, and the beam goes directly into the base, aiming straight into the Portus' bronze lens, making the Portus glow in yellow light) Exzellent! For once, something goes right!" (The lock to the prison twists, and a loud click was heard)
 * Puss: Oh, no! (The floor right around the middle area of the room starts rumbling, and opening up like an earthquake)
 * SP: Yes! Yes! YEEEEEEES!!! (SP stepped back, as a giant eagle-like bird grabbed the edge with it's talons, and then rose up, and shows it's true looks. It looks like Thundera, only with no clothes, sand-blue feathers, eyes glowing with cyan energy, a large eagle beak, massive black, blue, and white wings that bursted with energy, and of course, the massive size)
 * SP: "Now that my Thunderbird is free, getting my vengnence will be a realitive ease now! But first, I need to properly dispose of ze squirl and domkopf cat!"
 * The Thunderbird gave a mocking laugh at SP, causing him to become, confused.
 * SP: "What is zhis? Are you, laughing in my expence?!"
 * Thunderbird: "Did you REALLY think I was obedient to a mortal as vengeful as yourself, mi amigo?"
 * SP: "But, but, you said you'd helped me?!"
 * Thunderbird: "No, no, no, no! It was all but a ruse to catch you off your guard and trick you into delaying your invadion plans, foolishly dependent on someone who is ironicly your punisher! It was a plan devised by myself and the spirits you didn't capture, including the reaper himself. I willingly allowed you to corrupt me so I can become strong enough to send you, the imprisoned souls, and this whole base into the underworld, as well as the entire Hell Texas Gordge so you have no chance to escape what the devines have desided."
 * SP: "You, betrayed me?! All zhis, was just so my plans end up being delayed so you yourself will prevent in ze end!?"
 * Thunderbird: "Of course! The spirits agreed we only desire you, so the reaper invited the squirl and cat to evacuate your idiotic outlaw helpers, because they have a fate of their own in mortal jails. You voilate the rules of the tribe of the dead, and I'll see to it you'll accept your fate, one way or another. So you shall be prosecuted!" (Thunder erupts behind her)
 * SP: "No! You can't do this to me! There's nothing in ze underworld for me except something out of a halloween speical! You, you just can't!"
 * ???: "Talbot.... There is something in the underworld waiting for you."
 * A ghost of a female condor appeared.
 * SP: ".... M......M..... Mein Beloved? Mary?"
 * Mary: "Talbot, I know you just want people to love you for what your trying to do, prevent death, but what you were imposing voilates basic nature, what the devines had in mind. You even allowed yourself to become someone your not. You practicly became a monster."
 * SP looked at a mirror.
 * Mary: "You wronged more people then you wanted to right. You allowed yourself to become worse then sin itself. It is why mortals are not ready for immortally yet, nor would they ever. Mortals are too easily corruptive. It's been proven in the past, and still present now, and will be in the future. And you ended up another exsample of that."
 * SP shed oil tears, as his robotic body began to come apart, reveiling his spirit self, melting away all the demonic flesh that attached the metal to him, and allow him to become Talbot again.
 * Puss:...Okay, that is disgusting!
 * Talbot: "Mein beloved...... What was I doing? Acting like a twat, that's what!?"
 * Talbot looks as his steerbot army!
 * Talbot: "These, symbols of my madness, NOTHING BUT BRAIN FARTS?!"
 * Talbot blasted all of his Steer-Bots, freeing the spirits inside!
 * Talbot: "Vhat vas i doing? Vhat vas i doing?!"
 * Talbot flopped down crying.
 * Mary came to comfert Talbot.
 * Mary: "Don't worry Talbot. We will be at peace now."
 * Thunderbird: Now, if you two lovebirds will continue this love-stuff ELSEWHERE, I shall simply get this whole thing over with. (She raised her wings, as she began to zap the place, which causes an earthquake)
 * Puss: "I think it's time to get out of here?!"
 * Sandra: "Agreed!"
 * Sandra lassoed Hans as she and Puss make a run for it!
 * The earthquake was felt by Siltereen and the other crooks.
 * Larry: "HEY, UH DUH, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEAR?!"
 * Benny: "IS EVERYONE ON THE DANG PLANET JUMPING AT ONCE?!"
 * Dan: "THIS IS SO NOT ONE OF MY FARTS! THERE'S NO TRADEMARK STINK AT ALL!?"
 * Puss: But, Sandra? Isn't there something wrong with our escape plan?
 * Sandra: I don't know. Why?
 * Puss: Well, we need some more fuel, remember? The Leonardo won't hold 6 people without the strength of fuel to help it.
 * Sandra:...DAMN!!! Well, forget the Leonardo, LET'S JUST GET OUT OF-"
 * Sandra trips over something!
 * Sandra: "DAG NABBIT!? WHAT IRRESPONSABLE MORON LEAVES BEHIND-"
 * Sandra sees that a big gas can is seen.
 * Sandra: "..... A gas can..... On second thought, forget about forgetting the Leonardo.
 * Slithereen: Besides, there ain't no other way down here other than the roped elevator over there. (Points out the elevator)...That's how I got here, in case you were wondering how i got here so abnormally quickly. (The elevator is destroyed by the earthquake)...So, yeah, the Leo is our only way out. I trust this isn't a good time to ask what is going on!
 * Sandra: We'll explain on the way, now LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Sandra: (The Leonardo flies out of the Gorge as it closes up tightly) YEEEEEEEE-HA! (The Gorge then shuts completely)
 * Dirty Dan: (He and the others are jailed) Dag nabbit!
 * Sandra: Well, I guess this story didn't take as long as I thought it would.
 * Puss: (Sneezes)...Crap! I got...I got a cold. (Sneezes)
 * Slithereen:...Well, that's probably because of all that water stuff you had to go through, but you kicked water's ass at the end.
 * Puss: Thanks, Slithereen...(Sneezes)
 * Sandra: Now let's celebrate by riding off into the sunset!
 * Sandra: (She rides off on Applesauce with Slithereen as she raises her hat in the sky) YEEE-HAH!
 * Sandy: And that's the end. So, lil' ones, you feel sleepy yet? (The Baby Cakes still have their mini cowboy hats on, but then throws them at Sandy and start crying again)...Horny toads!
 * Icky: "They either didn't like the story, or they want more."
 * Pumpkin Cake zapped out of her out into the ceiling!
 * Everyone looks to see the words: "More Stories."
 * Icky: "Oh....... They want more stories. How many more exactly?"
 * ZAP!
 * They see the writing: "2/8".
 * Discord: "2 OUT OF 8 STORIES?! I REALLY NEED MORE POPCORN!?"
 * Twilight: "It seems the last 2 stories were so enjoyable, they are demanding the remaining, (wispers) 8 minus 2 is, (outload) 6 stories!"
 * Squidward: "Oh yeah, what're they gonna do, hold us hostage?"
 * Pumpkin Cake malmitulate the door to be closed and an anti magic seal not even Discord that deactivate until the 6 remaining stories are given.
 * Discord: "Nice job giving these babies ideas, calamari brains!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we may as well, since this episode's about telling stories, might as well there be a reason to stay here abit longer. How's about we mix it up alittle. We tell stories of adventures not shown in the SAF series, with a mixture of made-up stories. We already covered 2, so now, it's the obscure adventures turn, and I have quite a tale to tell. Some of you might not have remember, but we once had this mission during earlier season 2, 4 days after we stopped Blot and those pirates, but almost before Twilight's asection, where we had a problem, with a wicked Puppet with wicked desires of universeal domination, with use of something that belonged to Discord."
 * Discord: "... Ohh..... Your bring THAT little thief up!"

Story 3: Cynder and the Mad Puppet Doctor
Early Season 2. The Next Morning Outside. Flashback. Present Ponyville Library Fluttershy's Cottage Ponyville Library Yard Secret Reshearch Fatsility. Lab. A whole watching later... Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Library Yard Van Outside again. Everfree Forest Flashback. Reality. Meanwhile, near Far Far Away. Far Far Away Castle In the D.P.'s room. Hallway where Riku was in. Hallway near kingdom theater. Hallway near the door to the palace garden. Hallway that leads to the Throwne room. Four way veiwing screen. Devious Puppet's room. Flashback Present Flashback. Present Cynder's Area Riku's Area Gilda's Area Trixie's Area Flashback Present Later... Devious Puppet's Room Weapons room. Devious Puppet's Lair Weapons room. Hallway! Few Minutes earlier. Reality. A hallway. Everfree forest. Castle Grounds. The Pipe Organ room of the old castle. (This plays.) Flashback Present Outskirts of Castle Back at the Devious Puppet's castle Back in Equestria Few minutes later. Inside the castle. Castle Dunguin. Main Hall again. Dungeon A telling later. Hallway before dunguin. Hayfield 64 Everfree Forest Castle Later... Dark Hallway Gold-Rilla Room Outside. Morning. Zecora's Hut Hayfield 64 Ponyville Ponyville Pinkie starts to beat the snot out of Black Tie through this song in something bizzarly simular to Dragon Ball Z. After climax. Ponyville hospital. Devious' Castle Devious' Real Castle Fake Castle Later. Devious's real castle. Fake Castle Devious' Real Castle Later... Village Devious' Castle 2 minutes later... The lougers battle none other, then a powerful magic clone of Jiggleodon, as this song plays. While the while, the battle starts and ends like in the boss fight of Conker's Bad Fur Day (look it up if you don't know.)
 * (Cynder): "It was a peaceful night at Equestia. Everyone was made aware that Discord became good thanks to his involvement with helping some of our friends out against Blot and the other villains. Though skecticisum was undertsandingly still present. Then, When Discord was staying at Fluttershy's after dealing with a personal family matter."
 * Discord: "Wow, what an adventure. That certainly took awhile, but now, it's about time to chillax and claim out."
 * Discord rested on a makeshift cloud bed, looking at his string holders.
 * Discord: "I know retirement is hard, my children, but look at the finder things in life.... You still have me. Good night, Rodrego, Edword, Tedword, and Fartoson."
 * Discord made a yawn sounding simuler to a foghorn, and went to sleep, snoring like an elephant.
 * (Discord): "(Nerviously) Ha-ha..... uh, I was still working out a few knicks during that period."
 * A mysterious figure was sneaking about.
 * ???: (Laughs speedingly like a goblin maniac) Well, let's see if you've got NO STRINGS TO HOLD YOU DOWN, Dissy! Because if you can use those things to turn a Southern-accented pony into a big fat liar, then I can do so much more with it! (Chuckles maniacally, and takes the string holders from the shelves, and chuckles wickedly out the door)...
 * Fluttershy: (Still asleep with Angel and Jerry, then something seems to wake her up)
 * Discord: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (His screaming is so loud, it wakes up all the animals, and makes Fluttershy jump through the roof, into the sky, and right back down, landing safely onto her cushioned bed, and leaves her expressionless and breathing heavily)
 * Jerry: WHAT THE BUCK WAS THAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: It must've been Discord.
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) He STILL must be taking his sentence of community service with you TOO seriously. (Angel mumbles angrily) Now, now, Angel, no need to be upset.... Even IF you got personal issues with that a-hole.
 * Fluttershy: "Actselly, he VOLENTARINGLY choose me. I know it's complincated to understand, but he does care for me."
 * Jerry: "Believe me kid, I want to take that in, but do know it's going to take ALOT getting used to."
 * Fluttershy: "My friends were quick to bring that up once."
 * Discord's voice: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAAAA!?"
 * Discord's voice sounds as if he's crying.
 * Jerry: "The heck is he screaming for anyway?!"
 * Fluttershy: "I think maybe something's wrong."
 * Discord cried so loudly, his tears became Niagra Falls!
 * Fluttershy, Jerry, and Angel see the crying Discord.
 * Jerry: "Gees louise, it's like we're suddenly in Canada's Niagra Falls!"
 * Fluttershy: "Is Discord.... Crying? I mean, I saw him crying before when he realised he was gonna lose me as a friend when he refused to clean up his mess, but, he never cried like that."
 * Jerry: "Well please tell me you have an idea to snap him out of it, cause I hate to think what everyone in ponyville is gonna think of their rude awaking."
 * Fluttershy: "I'll, uh, I'll see if I can calm him down, Jerry, I want you and Angel to check the front door to see if anyone else is becoming, concerned about the, um, screaming."
 * Jerry: "Oh sure, leave me to contend the complaints."
 * Jerry and Angel walked off.
 * Fluttershy gently flew torwords a still crying Discord, giving him a careing, gentle pat of the back.
 * Fluttershy: "There there, Discord, it's ok, what's wrong?"
 * Discord: IT'S RODREGO AND HIS BUDDIES!!! THEY'VE BEEN BURGLED!!! THWERTLED!!!
 * Fluttershy: You mean your magic puppet strings?
 * Discord: Uh, yeah! The ones I used to trick your friend, the orange ponie obcessed with apples, into being a big fat liar. They've been one of my most valued posessions for as long as I can remember. In fact, they can do something even stronger than trick a simple pony. That's why I can't let them fall in the hands of ANYONE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Well, would you mind keeping your voice down? And, also go easy on the crying? You're flooding my cottage. Besides, that's not good community service to me if you think about it, you know, causing an episode like this, even though my friends know your completely capable of good when you helped out in that pirate problem, they're, well, they're still on edge cause you didn't exactly pass on Twilight's "city of order" test, and this probuly isn't gonna help your case at all.
 * Discord:...Hmm...you make a good point. (Snaps, and the tears are transported to the sea) Much better?
 * Jerry: Fluttershy? Twilight and the others are here.
 * Fluttershy: Well, bring them in.
 * Twilight: (As a unicorn with her other friends with their Elements on) What is going on here, Fluttershy? Is Discord being naughty again?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because if he is, I'm gonna make sure his stone statue is so Rainbow Dash-ilsied, they won't recognize him as a statue.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, no. It's just that Discord's puppet strings were stolen.
 * Applejack: You mean those unholy things that lied to me 'bout my friendship and made me a big fat liar? Don't you DARE make me go there. They were trouble!
 * Discord: HEY! They said they were sorry!
 * Rarity: Yeesh, and It appears AJ isn't the only one who treats wood like her own baby.
 * Applejack: Please leave Bloomberg out of this!
 * Discord: Well, just because I used them to corrupt you, it doesn't mean you have to be in my FACE about it. Yeesh! Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to my baby crying. (Magically appears as a baby, and his waterfall crying continues, but this time, into an infinite pool so there would be no more complaints)
 * Pinkie: Wow, I hate to see a grown Draconequus cry... Except when he magically turns into a baby.
 * Fluttershy: Well, since he helped fix AJ's home last week, I say we should be grateful. We're gonna help him get his string holders back.
 * Applejack: No way!
 * Fluttershy: APPLEJACK!
 * Applejack: Okay, alright!
 * Twilight: "Now girls, I know we're all alittle upset about Discord's, rude awakening, and that we still have to be cautious, but he did help us out during that "Captain Blot, Master of the Seas" mess, as well as the other villains. I'm not ignorent to the controversy that exists on him, nor am i to the fact he helped us out, he even risked his life against Dead Sea to protact Fluttershy."
 * Rarity: "Well, I guess the approbeate way to pay off our dues for saving us from that great inconveinence to help him out on HIS inconveinece."
 * Pinkie: "OHMIGOSH! MAYBE I'LL GET COTTAN CANDY CHOCOLATE RAIN CLOUDS FOR WHENEVER I WANT, WITH WHIPPED CREAM!?"
 * Rainbow: "Well, he did helped us get a hold of one of that crazy Gaz's guy's books, and I'll admit, he's random in a good sense, like Pinkie Pie."
 * Twilight: "Applejack, I know you have personal feelings torwords those string holders, but Discord values them just as much you cared for Bloomberg. Sorry for dragging "him" into this, but you might go through the same pain he is now if anything were to happen to him."
 * Rarity: "Not really the one to, add salt in an old wound, but i must concur in that. You would probuly be bawling louder then Sweetie Belle if that tree had so much as a dead leaf on it! In fact, a day after we were about to leave to ponyville when we were in applpoloosa, you stubbernly refused to leave that thing and everyone, AND I DO MEAN EVERYONE, had to forceiably make you leave!"
 * Applejack (HOLDING A DEATH-GRIP ON BLOOMBERG): "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE BLOOMBERG, NO-OH-OH! NOOOOO! BLOOMBERG NEEDS ME?!"
 * Spike: Seriously, your going to to reuse to leave that tree?
 * Applejack: "HE NEEDS ME?! THE OTHER TREES AREN'T BEING NICE TO HIM! THEY'RE MAKING FUN ON HOW SHORT HE IS!?"
 * Twilight: "Wow....... Really?"
 * Rarity was facehoofing in embarisment, as everyone else looked at the situation, finding this to be "Awkword".
 * Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * Spike: Yeesh, this is totally embarassing, even for her.
 * Applejack: DON'T MAKE ME LEAVE MY BLOOMY-BLOOMBERG!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, let's rap this up. (Knocks out AJ, and they pull her into the train)
 * Discord: Tree-o-phile!
 * Applejack: GRRRRGGGGHHH!!! (Fluttershy stops her)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, behave.
 * Discord: Well, she is. (Magically In AJ's voice) Hush wittle apple twee, don't say a word, mama's gonna move you to another herd.
 * AJ: THAT'S IT, YOU ANIMAL-DEFORMED MANIAC!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE!!! (She tries beating up Discord, but her friends hold her down)
 * Discord: Take it easy, AJ, it's just a harmless joke. And concerning for the parts that were offensive, I'm sorry. It's just when I am depressed, i tend to become a very big jerk.
 * AJ: APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED, YOU DIMWITTED CHIMERA!!! I'LL RIP OFF YOUR HORNS, AND I'LL SHOVE THEM RIGHT UP YOUR--(Rainbow Dash knocks her out)
 * Rarity: Thank you, Rainbow Dash. That was simply annoying, not to mention gross concerning that comment she was making!
 * Discord: Yes, Rainbow Dash, thank you for taking care of that tree-o-phile for me.
 * Twilight: "In all honesty, wish you warned us that you would act like a jerk to cope with depression. That's a concerning lapse in your reform status, Discord."
 * Discord: "Well what do you except from someone named after a form of choas?"
 * Rarity: "Maybe it's best that if we hope to get Applejack atad more willing to co-opperate, we best do without Discord present."
 * Fluttershy: Let's all just contact the Shell Lodge Squad so they can help us find out who did this to Discord.
 * Twilight: "We'll be back soon enough Discord, just, don't do something even more stupid."
 * Discord: "Oh don't worry, another form of a depression coping of mine is mere gluttoning."
 * Discord makes a pile of Ice cream the size of Mt. Everest appears.
 * Discord: "I'll climb Mt. All Kinds of Ice cream, have at least 10, 15 big spoon fulls (makes a giant spoon appear), and renamed it after, Rodrego."
 * Discord softly cried as he slowly walked torword Mt. All Kinds of Ice Cream.
 * Pinkie looked at it hypnotised.
 * Pinkie: "IT'S BEAUTIFUL?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do i have to knock you out as well, Pinkie?"
 * Jerry: How does ice cream make you feel better, anyway?
 * Discord: IT JUST DOES!!!
 * Pinkie: Must...have...ICE CREAM!!! (Chomps into the ice cream like a drill, and digs around the mountain just as Discord started climbing the mountain)
 * Twilight: Someone has to stop Pinkie!
 * Rainbow Dash: No, wait. This should be good for a laugh.
 * Pinkie: (Eating her way through the ice cream)
 * Discord: (Climbing up the Ice Cream mountain dressed as a mountain climber)
 * Pinkie: (Continues eating a tunnel, pointing straight up)
 * Discord: Almost there!
 * Pinkie: (Suddenly jumps out of the tip, and begins yodeling)
 * Discord: AW, C'MON!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs, and laughs)
 * Discord: (Broods, and then stretches his mouth wide enough to gulp down the entire Ice Cream mountain, and then spit out Pinkie) Blech, horse meat! Not my most favorite delicacy, though I don't enjoy meat period.
 * Pinkie: AWW!!!
 * Twilight: Well, everypony, I guess we should get started.
 * Discord: Yes, please! Bring me back my precious babies! They could be used for a fate worse than death if whoever stole them kept them for too long. PUHLEEEEZZE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, put a sock in it, we'll find them.
 * Pinkie: You bet. (Puts on her old detective hat from the MMMystery episode) The truth will be revealed!
 * Twilight: Let's go, girls. (Everyone leaves except Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: Discord, I trust you, so you're in charge. (Leaves)
 * Jerry: CRAP!!...(Looks at Discord)...Heh...uh...hey, Dissy. Nice community service you're doing right now.
 * Discord: (Chuckles) I'm gonna have a fun time with you, Jerry. (Magically gets a hat) Hop in.
 * Jerry: Is that...my old house?
 * Discord: Yep. And I've given it a complete makeover.
 * Jerry: Oh, boy! (Jumps in, only to have the hat grow teeth, and chomp him up, and swallow him)
 * Discord: (Laughs hysterically, and Angel screams in horror) (Discord then pulls Jerry out of his mouth, and leaves him covered in saliva)
 * Angel: (Holds in throw-up)
 * Jerry: That's gross, man! And not very funny!
 * Discord: (As Bugs Bunny) Nyah, speak for yourself, doc. (Chomps on a carrot, then fakes some pain) I HAVE...GASTRIC DISTRESS!!! (Dramatically fakes his own death) Come closer, Ed! (Coughs, and then dies)...
 * Jerry: (Shrugs) What a drama queen!
 * Discord: Well, SAW-ry! Now where was I? Oh, yes, crying my eyes off. (Continues crying as his eyeballs fall right out of their sockets, and onto Jerry)
 * Jerry: EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!
 * Angel: (Chuckles)
 * Jerry: Oh, shut up, Angel!
 * Twilight gets to the transmiter.
 * Twilight: "Come in, Shell Lougers."
 * The screen turns on, and shows Trixie.
 * Trixie: "You called the Trixie hotline express! (Sees Twilight.) Oh, it's just you."
 * Twilight: "Trixie, put Kolwalski on the communications."
 * Trixie: "Uh, slight problem with that... (Trixie shows that the temple is a mess.) We were attacked by a mysterious stranger last night who has gotten a hold of that blasted teleportation device of Shen's when we got it back from Batula last season, who then came back again to use these strange Puppet thingies to make the other lougers to try and hurt us! But, thanks to Cynder going Naruto again with that "Avatar" trick she has, only she, that flying glowing sentient lightbulb of a dragon fly, Gilda, and yours truely are left. That, weirdo made the other lougers, even that Kairi girl to follow him like they're his minions! Even Spongebob and Spyro! So whatever problem you had can't be just as bad as, or is at all related to our problem!"
 * Rarity: "They're called "String Holders", darling..."
 * Pinkie: String holders? We're looking for some string holders!
 * Trixie: What?
 * Twilight: Well, long story short, someone stole Discord's favorite magical string holders last night.
 * Rarity: Now Discord's crying himself to death and eating mountains of ice cream.
 * Trixie: Hmmph, I could've gotten a much bigger clue than that, but better than nothing. GUYS? I HAVE THE MANE 6 ON THE LINE FOR US!
 * Gilda: Well, it's about TIME Rainbow Dash and her friends came for us.
 * Cynder: Let's go, guys. (They arrive on the screen) Hey, Twilight.
 * Sparx: What's new since our last mission, girl?
 * Pinkie: Well, Twilight's still on Equinox training with Black Kat, we went to the Crystal Empire, and wouldn't you know it, Discord had a little family business.
 * Gilda: What kind of family business?
 * Fluttershy: Well, I'll give you the short version since we're in a hurry. Discord got a chance to see his parents again in his homeland, but the Draconequus Council arrested him for his evil, and he's basically in community service with me now.
 * Sparx: Ooh, shocker.
 * Trixie: They said they know something about those puppet "string holders" the attacker used on our friends. Said they belonged to that 'Discord' character.
 * Gilda: DISCORD?!?
 * Sparx: Ooh, boy, something tells me we're on a huge adventure now.
 * Twilight: Yeah, Discord's puppet string holders were stolen by someone last night, now he's upset, and wants us to get them back.
 * Rainbow Dash: Though AJ is a little skeptical about the whole thing.
 * Sparx: Why, were they the puppet string holders used to turn her into a pretty little liar? (Cynder looks at him)...What?
 * Cynder: Speaking of Applejack, where is she?
 * Applejack: (Regains consciousness) Uhhgh...what happened? Did an apple knock me out again? I HATE it when that happens. Wait a minute, where are we?
 * Trixie: You knocked her out?
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't wanna talk about it.
 * Cynder: Well, we still have the van, so we'll meet you in Equestria soon... Assuming one of us knows how to drive it. I think we'll have to includ Riku for this. Ignitus sent a messinger to get him, so, you might have to wait abit.
 * Twilight: Okay, we'll be waiting for you. (Then, behind them, the CMCs were watching quietly)
 * Applebloom: (Whispering) You girls up for another adventure with the kickbutt Shell Lodgers?
 * Sweetie Belle: Count me in, AB!
 * Scootaloo: The Cutie Mark Crusaders stick together! (They both join hooves, and raise them up in the air)
 * Twilight: C'mon, everypony, let's gallop! (They run out of the library, and the CMCs hide in the bushes to avoid being seen)
 * Applebloom: Well...as they said, let's gallop! (They hop onto Scoo's scooter and wagon, and they ride after them)
 * Discord: (Magically levitates the animal food so that the animals are fed) Well, that should keep your tummies from twisting for a while.
 * Jerry: Why couldn't Fluttershy leave ME in charge? You're clearly not in control of your actions!
 * Discord: Well at least I know how to take care of this place AND all your animal roomates. And I ain't as douchey as your LAST master!
 * Jerry: Hey, he got what he deserved!
 * Discord: Besides, you ain't in charge, get over it. (Sits on the couch)
 * Jerry: Oh, you..... Bearded freak of nature!
 * Discord: Fluffball! (Magically makes a bowl of ice cream appear)
 * Jerry: How do you eat your own sweets without getting fat, anyway? I know you're an immortal magical being, but seriously?
 * Discord: I could ask you the same thing, stubby! You've eaten a lot of carrots, and you ain't getting an upset stomach.
 * Jerry: I am from another world, goofball! I'm not like other bunnies who eat too many carrots. Plus, carrots aren't even sweets.
 * Discord: They contain sugar, don't they?
 * Jerry: Well, not like how Ice Cream can..... Forget it!
 * Discord: Damn right I'll forget it. You're just a troubled little bunny, and I'm a troubled cross-hybrid former spirit of chaos, so I say we're even.
 * Jerry: Well, at least I wasn't fooled by a corrupted brother of mine into being an unnatural jerk!
 * Discord: And at least I wasn't abandoned by my stupid parrot-voiced magician!
 * Jerry: OH, SHUT UP, YOU LOUSY WORM, YOU!!!
 * Discord: "INSULTS, HONESTLY?! DON'T WE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO, YOU COPYCAT OF ONE OF THE LOUGERS, THAT CRAZY TEA LOVING RABBIT, I ASSUMED!?"
 * Jerry: "(Sighed). Look, let's at least do Flutters a solid and TRY to tolerate eachother. How's about I go to the market and buy myself something sweet, and, you resume your pity ice cream munching, ok? The sooner we avoid making this confrontion less promblem worthy, the better we won't end up destroying the house... Deal?"
 * Discord: "Meh....."
 * Jerry: "Well, better then nothing i guess."
 * Jerry walks out.
 * Jerry: "Good luck Angel, make sure he doesn't set the house on fire or anything like that."
 * Angel: (Chitters and salutes as Jerry grabs a few bits from his piggy bank, and heads out.)
 * Discord: Well, Angel, at least I won't have to deal with HIS sourpussiness.
 * Angel: (Rasberries him!)
 * Discord: You want me to make 100 carrots come out of your ear again?! (Angel gets shocked, and shakes 'no') Good. Now, if you don't mind... (Continues crying with his bowl of ice cream)
 * Angel: (Broods, and hops away.)
 * Twilight: "Ok, the lougers will be here soon enough."
 * Rainbow: "Uh, I'm kinda concerned that it's just gonna be Cynder, Sparx, Gilda and "Bitchxie". I mean, a good chunk of them became like, slaves to the string holder thief! This is not gonna be an easy one."
 * Suddenly, a chariot holding Celestia arrives.
 * Celestia: "Twilight, there had been reports that everyone was met with a loud yell, Ponyville turning into a lake, and then a Mountain of Ice Cream appeared from nowhere and just as quickly vanished! Is Discord relapsing from progress?"
 * Twilight: "Not, entirely willingly. His string holders were stolen and-"
 * Celestia made a horrorfived gasp!
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos has been stolen!?"
 * Twilight was taken aback by Celestia's unexpected reaction!
 * Twilight: "Yes?"
 * Celestia screamed like a banshee!
 * Celestia pulls off a radio!
 * Celestia: "SARGENT GUNNING TANK, SOUND THE AIR RAID!?"
 * Air Raid was heard!
 * Celestia: "GENERAL STORE, GENERAL HOSPITAL, GENERAL ADMITIONS, LAUNGH AN EVACUATION TO THE SECRET UNDERGROUND SHELTER POSTEHATE!?"
 * Soldiers appeared evacuation cidosens!
 * Celestia: "COMMANDER MILLATERRY, SEND AN ARMY BLOCK-OFF TO FLUTTERSHY'S HOUSE AND LET NOTHING, AND I MEAN NOTHING COME OUT OF THAT HOUSE!"
 * Millaterry surrounded Fluttershy's home.
 * Raindow Dash: "Princess, WHAT THE HAY!?"
 * Twilight: "Princess, what, what, what's going on?!"
 * Celestia: "The String Holders of Chaos is Discord's valuable procession, and if a Draconquui ever becomes depress, it, changes."
 * Twilight: "Changes?"
 * Celestia: "First, it'll cry uncontrolabily. Then, it will dugle itself in sweets. Then, it will also become increseingly aggressive, rude, and crankey! Then, it will bigger, and bigger, and bigger, until, It becomes a.... a.... (gulps), a, (tears become present), A Dracon-Monsterious."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon?"
 * Celestia: "There's something I need to show you."
 * Celestia: "This, is a secret reschearh fatsility for the study of alternate realities."
 * Twilight: "Alternate Realities?"
 * Celestia: "Not just any alternate realities..... OUR, alternate realitiles. Or what is commenly refered to as, "Alternate endings", "Parodies", and even.... "Fanfiction"."
 * The Main 6 gasped!
 * Rainbow Dash: "No, way."
 * Celestia: "This is where we study these bizarre worlds. Be warn that some, may tend to be offencive and cruel looking."
 * Pinkie: "Aw come on, I'm sure they're not all that ba-"
 * Pinkie sees a portal window that is labeled "Cupcakes".
 * Pinkie: "OHH, CUPCAKES! YUMMY LITTLE MINI PASTERIES OF JOY!"
 * Pinkie sticks her head into it!
 * Celestia: "PINKIE PIE NO, THATS THE ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE YOU-"
 * Pinkie: (A slice sound is heard, and Pinkie takes her face out with a shocked look on her face)...(She stood there expressionless, and still speaks without changing her expression) What...was...THAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Oh, boy.
 * Twilight: How long have you been doing this, Princess Celestia?
 * Celestia: For as long as I can remember. I've found out how to use a certain relic to see alternate realities and other UUniverses with alternate histories. But this relic has been lost for over 1 million years since the Chaos War. So, viewing portals became a limited, but effective way to study these strange realities.
 * Twilight: Relic?
 * Celestia: Yes. One of the many Alicorn Gods of time have created this relic to see not just the past, present, and future, but alternate pasts, presents, and futures before his demise at the end of the Chaos War.
 * Rarity: I thought Alicorn Gods like you were immortal.
 * ???: Well, that's not entirely accurate. (Everyone turns to see Nightus and Heavenslight)
 * Nightus: I mean, we're still unable to die conventionally, like from turning old or being harmed by mortal weapons, so don't start worring about Celestia aging. Anyway, our own parents were involved in that war, too. Also, did you girls already forget that we were killed by a pirate with god harming abilites and a sword that increses that?
 * Fluttershy: "Ohh....... Forgot about that."
 * Heavenslight: We were told by our parents to stay in hiding until they came back...but they never did. So once we saw that the smogged sky had cleared and the sun shined again, we had the courage to leave our hiding places and set out for adventure. One of our adventures led to us discovering this time relic that the Alicorn God Paradoxxus had made billions of years during Equestria's formation. It's called the 'Clock of Reality'.
 * Rainbow Dash: The Clock of Reality?
 * Twilight: Why does that sound familiar?...Of course, in Equestrian legend. The Alicorn time god Paradoxxus had created the Clock of Reality to learn of their past, present, and future. That's how many of the Equestrian Gods were able to be around and peaceful for millenia.
 * Nightus: Right you are, Twilight. But during the end of the Chaos War, when our parents were destroyed, we went seeking adventure and went on perilous treks throughout the land, traveling for many days and nights, until one day, we came across a huge clock. This was the Clock of Reality.
 * Heavenslight: To keep it safe, we had to lock it underground in the most sacurest part of the old castle in the place now Everfree forest where only Alicorn Gods could access it. Since then, we've been learning a lot about how to use it's power and learn our own pasts, and presents. That's how we learned that our parents had somehow parished.
 * Applejack: What about your futures?
 * Heavenslight: Well, we weren't permitted to see the future until just now. This Clock is like an oracle AND an all-knowing being at the same time.
 * Celestia: It's also how I discovered Draconequus biology when they were created by Darkspawn followers called the Kaiyas Beings. And that's what I know. We need to head for that Clock and see our future so we'll know what happens if we fail. And part of it I already know: Discord will become a Dracon-Monsterious.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the hell is a Dracon-Monsterious?
 * Celestia: It's the second chaotic form of Draconequui that the Kaiyas Beings have created. They're massive beasts with uncontrollable chaotic magic that devours anyone who stands in their way. Draconequui during the Chaos War could trigger this side of theirselves for maximun chaos. But now, since Draconequui have been reformed for so long, it can only be triggered by depression. It happened before in an alternate reality where everything is the gross, exact oppisite of our dear life itself.... A reality strangely called........ Reality.MOV.
 * Twilight: "Wait, you mean that stupid Ren and Stimpy wanna-be animation south-park humored internet trash made by Hotdiggitydemon.com?"
 * Applejack: "And why did you say "gross exact oppisite" of our dear life itself? I'm sure it's not THAT bad..."
 * Celestia: "..... Do I have to honestly show you THAT reality just to make my point?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Pfft! How bad can it be?"
 * Twilight: (The Mane 6 all have the same expression on their faces after seeing the whole thing)...
 * Rainbow Dash:...OH MY GOD, THAT'S INHUMAN!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Starts crying) WHAT HAVE THEY TURNED ME INTO?!? (Cries)
 * Celestia: Hurtful, isn't it? Well, that's what Discord is about to be if we fail. But, what'll make matters worse is the thing that happens IF we fail.
 * Applejack: (Comforts Fluttershy) There there, sugar-cube. Don't cry, it's just a crazy brony story.
 * Rarity: I was just SICK in that story.
 * Celestia: "It's not exactly, nor really something made by Bronies. Hotdiggitydemon.com is actselly an internet parody group that are, well, rather curdely expressive with their, paritcular brand of humor, though they did Ironicly became favored by bronies just because how crude it was with G4. I guess they know when to take a joke."
 * Rainbow Dash was huffing and puffing!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT A JERK I WAS IN THAT REALITY?! AND I SOUNDED LIKE A GUY FOR SOME REASON?! AND I THINK I MAY HAVE A VOILENT REACTION TO ANYONE UTTERING THE WORD "SWAG"! (REALISES SHE JUST SAID IT) DAHHHHHHH!?"
 * Rainbow Dash started to beat herself up!
 * Twilight: (Magically makes Rainbow Dash freeze in place) Dash, calm yourself! We have business here! We have to find that Clock, see what happens if we fail, though what we seen does give us a good idea, AND we have to find who stolen those puppet strings before Discord becomes...whatever we just saw.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Fine! But I'm suing that Hotdiggitiydouche when this is all over! (Twilight releases her)
 * Fluttershy: (Is still crying)...Should...(Sobs)...should we warn Discord just in case?
 * Celestia: "If you must, then fine. But only under a controled evierment. I'll make the order to have Discord moved to.... "Hayfield 64."."
 * Twilight: "(Gasped), Hayfield 64, the most secretived Equestian Millaterry base ever? The believed secret base holding aliens of another world!?"
 * Celestia: "Well, formerly until it was declaired a voilation of Galactic Federation code, so the visitors had to be released to them. Now, it's just a base holding what's left of their space ship. It is also a very strict private prison for Draconquui in danger of becoming Dracon-Monsterious, for their own protaction, and everyone else's. Even I have to have a pass to go in there, it is THAT strict."
 * Twilight: "But, what about the Lougers? This concerns them too!"
 * Nightus: "It's a matter you'll adjust soon enough. Concern yourselfs with Discord."
 * Fluttershy: *sniff*...Alright. But it's not gonna be easy to break this to him.
 * Jerry: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!? (The cottage is surrounded by ponies in military uniform)
 * Discord: Okay, who are you pansies?
 * Pony Soldier: Discord, Princess Celestia has authorized you to be put in confinement for your own safety. The condition you are going through is too dangerous for Equestria to handle.
 * Discord: What are you talking about? I'm not sick!
 * Fluttershy: (She and the ponies arrive just in time) DISCORD!!!
 * Discord: Fluttershy! Who are these guys that are invading your home?
 * Fluttershy: I think you need to be warned about what's happening to you. Since you've lost your puppet strings, you've been growing depressed, and...
 * Twilight: And according to Celestia, Draconequui depression is far too dangerous.
 * Discord: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA TURN INTO A DESTRUCTIVE MONSTER FROM A REN AND STIMPY KNOCKOFF!!!
 * Jerry: Say what?
 * Twilight: Have you heard about a creature called a 'Dracon-Monsterious'?
 * Discord: A Dracon-Monsterious? You mean like the ones in those horror stories my parents told me when I was young? The one where Draconequui become monsters when they go in an angry rage? They're just a myth!
 * Twilight opens up a portal!
 * Twilight: "DOES THIS, LOOK LIKE A MYTH TOO YOU?!"
 * Discord gasped!
 * A demonic voice: "I AM YOUR GOD NOW, BRING ME YOUR VIRGINS?!"
 * Discord: "You.... You mean they're real, and..... I'M GONNA END UP LIKE THE PARODY ME AND BE ALL, EWWWW?!"
 * Jerry sees this too!
 * Jerry: "..... (Faints)."
 * Discord: "Yaba...Scooba dooba.... Nimro ba.... Blah blah blah..... (Sighs, then faints)."
 * Pony Saregnt: "Well, looks like we're gonna have to drag his fainted ass back to Hayfield. Somebody grab a, out of place limb." (The soldiers take Discord away, while Fluttershy starts to sob softly)
 * Applejack: Don't worry, Flutters. We'll save him. We always win when it comes to being heroes.
 * Fluttershy: I just hope so...(Sobs)
 * Twilight: (They all noticed the Shell Lodge Van coming down through Equestria's atmosphere) It's the Shell Lodgers.
 * Rarity: Well, let's get started. All that we found out is gonna be painful for them to hear.
 * Sparx: BUH-SWA-LA-YUH-DOO-WA-UUH-BI-JUH-OH-IH-JUH-FWA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 * Gilda: HOLY SHIT!!! How horrible!
 * Trixie: Okay, I knew Draconequui were freaks of nature, but I didn't know that they still had chaotic sides, even while being reformed.
 * Sparx: Well, we need to get those puppet string holders back before Dissy's depression crisis gets the best of him!
 * Cynder: But how are we gonna find them? (Suddenly, a ringing is heard in the van) It's the Communication Device! The thief must be striking again!
 * Rainbow Dash: IT'S HERO TIME!!!
 * Sparx: "What, our we marvel's super hero squad all of the sudden?"
 * Twilight: Who could be calling us?
 * Cynder: I don't know, but my best guess is that it's someone from the same world our culprit is from.
 * S Pinocchio: (Appears on the screen) SHELL LODGE!!!
 * Everyone: PINOCCHIO?!?
 * S Pinocchio: YOU GOTTA HELP US!!! FAR FAR AWAY IS BEING ATTACKED BY ANOTHER PUPPET LIKE ME!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: ANOTHER puppet?!?
 * S Pinocchio: Yeah! Said he was my cousin! Calls himself 'The Devious Puppet'. He refused to give me his real name, or where he came from. But, regardless, he attacked us! He's taken control of your friends, Fiona, Arthur, Queen Lillian, Dragon, the Dronkeys, EVERYONE!!! HE'S PLANNING TO--
 * ???: THERE YOU ARE, COUS!!!
 * S Pinocchio: Devious? Uh...hi!
 * ???: YOU'RE CALLING FOR HELP?!? OH, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD, YOU WOODEN PIECE OF CRAP!!!
 * S Pinocchio: HELP US!!! HURRY!!! HE'S PLANNING TO TAKE OVER THE--(Static)
 * Cynder: "It appears we now know who our thief is."
 * Trixie: "Kinda a disappoint it's a puny little puppet like that sad exquse on the screen. It'll be a piece of cake."
 * Pinkie: "CAKE?! WHERE?!"
 * Celestia came in.
 * Celestia: "Has the thief struck again?"
 * Sparx: "Yeah, the jerk's now in the Shrek world!"
 * Riku: "Well, thanks to our friends now being mindless puppets by that psycopath, and that even Kairi got mind warpped by that jerk, the lougers are alittle understaff, and even outgun when the strong lougers like Shen, Merlin, Spyro, and the 5 are turned into mind controled flunkies to that psyco!"
 * Cynder: "Well, we can't give up. We dealt with bad disadvantages before, and this won't be completely different."
 * Gilda: "But all that is left of us is you, Trixie, me, the bug, and Riku. I'm not sure if this is remotely possable!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, you've got US to back you up, right?
 * Rarity: She's right. We're with you to the end, Shell Lodgers. (The CMCs quietly sneak on board the van without anyone noticing) We'll make sure this awful puppet is stopped in his tracks.
 * Riku: Well, it's not gonna be easy, everyone. The Devious Puppet managed to take control of most of the Shell Lodgers by tricking them into getting anything they want. With those puppet strings, nothing seems to stop him.
 * Twilight: Then we'll have to be smart about this. Anyone who seems to have a lifelong dream or a habbit or something dark like fear or negitive memories of an old foe, this puppet will use against you. So, DO NOT FALL FOR IT!
 * Applejack: I certainly won't.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, neither. I don't care if he brings the Wonderbolts into this like Nightmare Moon did, it didn't stop me then, and it won't stop me again, or at all for that matter!
 * Riku: Well, let's get started.
 * Fluttershy: How'd you even get here, Riku?
 * Riku: Well, I'm the only one here who can actually drive a vehicle, so that's how I got here.
 * Cynder: Let's go.
 * Scroopfan's voice: "HOLD IT! The plot changed as of last night. The Time Relic is somewhere in equestia and the Mane 6 have to go get cause it's impourent to plot. Sorry for the inconvince, but it's already been desided. Also, blame Msm bring that "Time Relic" thing into the story to begin with."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Do we have to, even when we have a PRETTY good idea what's gonna happen from that mess we saw in the lab?"
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Look, it's already long too late, the relic is already in the short's distription, Tman is not here again cause of his confound it Fanfic lifesytile and Msm is too quick with everything causing more then a few changes, and i do NOT want to make changing the discription an everytime thing unless if i feel is nessersary! Besides, because Discord had to be quaritine, you need to find out the string holders' weakness. The past may hold something about that."
 * Cynder: "(Sigh), we wouldn't have this probllem if you were just more tolerent of Tman's Kairi fetishes."
 * Scroopfan's voice: "WELL EXQUSE ME NOT INTENDING THIS SERIES TO BE ABOUT A CHARACTER I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ALOT OF PLAN TO USE AT FIRST! I MEANT THIS SERIES TO BE MOSTLY COMEDY AND, WELL, IT WAS ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE?! Didn't help that the progress of these episodes are the speed pace of molasses."
 * Gilda: "Look, it feels awkword arguing with you about this, so, can't we come into a compromise or-"
 * Twilight: "No, it's ok. We need to be here at all times to face Discord if, well, things were to go bad. Also, the best way to learn the weaknesses of ths String Holders of Chaos is from the past. I have a plan that will compromise in light of the producer being too stressed to make continious changes in light of his own completely unrelated problems, if you pardon my post-modern-isum."
 * Cynder: "Ok then."
 * Twilight: "Ok, while me and the girls go find this relic, you guys go to Far Far Away, and try to find out what that crazy puppet's up too, without getting caught by any guards or traps. And only if nessersary, slow down his plans if he seeks to set it off very soon."
 * Trixie: "Ohh, sneaky savitosh! Trixie likes the way Sparkle thinks for once."
 * Cynder: "Well, better to do little or not much action then to be stupid and charged into something not alot of us know alot about."
 * The Van zooms off!
 * Celestia: "So, now that you 6 have to find the Time Relic, it should be fair to warn you, there is only ONE map that claims to be where the relic supposingly is suppose to be at, but, it's at the darkest heart of the Everfree forest, within a realm more wild then the rest of the forest. All i can say is, be wary of whatever strange force you mean in that place."
 * Celestia hands over an old, ripped up abit Map.
 * Celestia: "I'd do it myself, but my guards, espiecally in times of a crisis are like over-protactive babysitters, they never let me leave the castle."
 * Applejack: "Well, when yer someone capable of moving the sun that is the most impourent part of a healthy planet, can ya'll really blame them?"
 * Celestia: "Good luck my little ponies, and Alicorn's speed."
 * Twilight: We won't let you down, your highness. (All the ponies bow, and they head out into the Everfree)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, here we are again, heading for that old castle to search for another relic. How classic.
 * Rarity: Luckily, we won't be held up by unnecessary obstacles.
 * Applejack: Wait a moment, haven't we been here before?
 * Twilight: Yeah, this is the route we took to get the Elements. See, there's the crumbled cliff over there. (They see the crumbled cliff where AJ proved her honesty)
 * Applejack: Wow, it's been so long since we've been there. (Kicks a rock as it tumbles down the cliff)
 * Twilight: It's a good thing we don't have to go through THAT mess again. (Suddenly, a fainy war cry was heard) Wha-what was that? (Suddenly, the entire area is surrounded by large hobgoblins)
 * Hobgoblin #1: (Speaking in primitive language, Subtitle: "Capture them all. We've had nothing to eat for days!")
 * Hobgoblin #2: ("How I love me some horse meat.")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("First, I'm gonna slice their hind quarters into sections. I'm gonna put the white meat in one pile, and the dark in another one. And then--")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("SHUT UP!!!")
 * Hobgoblin #3: ("Sorry")
 * Hobgoblin #1: ("Let's just kill them!") (The hobgoblins surround the Mane 6)
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Are these hobgoblins?
 * Twilight: Yes. Many hobgoblin tribes live here and try to hunt ponies who get lost here down, and use their skin to keep warm and our meat for food.
 * Applejack: EWW!!! GROSS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what are we just standing around for, let's get them!
 * Twilight: Not a chance. They got us cornered by the cliff. They'll push us off if we tried.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me and Fluttershy can fly, remember?
 * Twilight: That won't work either. The hobgoblins will bribe you with us.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Good point. I guess we're dead.
 * ???: "(Speaks in Hobgoblin languise!)(You idiots?! I thought I told you freaks to not hurt innosent ponies anymore, not wheen I'M around!)"
 * Suddenly, a Pegicious mare appears out of nowhere, rears up, bangs her chest while shouting a Tarzan yell!
 * Hobgoblin: "MARE-ZAN?!"
 * Hobgoblins ran away like cowards!
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Uh, Guys? Are you, seeing what I'M seeing?"
 * Pinkie Pie: "You mean a pony in leopard skin loinclouths?"
 * Mare-zan investigates the Main 6 and sniffs them like an animal, even sniffing their butts like a dog!
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, my, she's, behaving like an Animal."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, You should be lucky this isn't one of those "Lesbian" fanfics that the bronies make, or these chick could've end up becoming soul mate."
 * Mare-zan sniffs Rarity's butt!
 * Rarity: "I BEG YOUR PARDON, MISS?!"
 * Mare-zan only looks at them with a confused, animal like gaze.
 * Twilight: "Uh, can you speak english, Miss Mare-zan?"
 * Mare-Zan: "(Makes a few ape sounds). Me, Mare-Zan."
 * Applejack: "So we heard from them Hobgoblins ya scared off."
 * Pinkie: I'll handle this. (Clears throat) We come in peace!...We on quest to find castle!...We need to be quick!...We--
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, come on, me speak English. Me just having hard time getting used to it. I know what castle you speak of.
 * Rainbow Dash: You do?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me know you seek Castle of Two Mares. Me witness you dispel ancient evil long ago with glowing shiny metal that you still wear.
 * Fluttershy: You saw us defeat Nightmare Moon?
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me also see you meet close friend, Zecora. Oh and un, Me sorry if Zecora was mean at first. She likes privacy.
 * Rarity: "Well, if everyone was giving me the xenophobic treatment too I wouldn't be too quick to welcome visitors either. Those blasted poisoned jokes didn't help neither. But alchorse, everything turns out ok in the end."
 * Rainbow Dash: "How, are you, even alive here!? Other then Zecora and the everfree monsters, no living thing is capable of surviving in this untamable death-trap!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me was raised by Gold-Rillas."
 * Rarity: "Go-go-go-go-go, Gold-Rillas?! The incredability rare beast of everfree, MADE ENTIRELY OF GOLD, AND SAID TO HAVE ORGINS MADE OF JEWERY?! RUBIE HEARTS, CHRISTAIL BRAINS, EVEN OPAL PANRIIOUS!?"
 * Mare-Zan: "But me doesn't want to show you to tribe because of those very reasons. Me is not even suppose to be friendly to outsiders. Because mean pouchers are hurting them, cutting out jewery orgins to sell to this place called "Black Market". Me practicly breaking Alpha's law by saving you from Hobgoblins. even practicly talking to you guys."
 * Twilight: "That's awful! Gold-Rillas are not even intentionally hostile unless provoked and only then. I promised I'll make Celestia aware of this and have those scoundrels brought to justise once our own problems are ov-"
 * Mare-Zan: "Me actselly already has friends trying to do that already. Two very nice well-dressed ponies, who are actselly nice. One of them is named, "Pants" for some reason, even though he no wear pants."
 * Applejack: "Beg your pardon, but uh, we don't exsactly wear pants either, let alone clothes at all most of the time."
 * Rarity: "Wait, did you say, "Pants"? Was the other one named "Fleur", by any chance?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Yeah, i like flower lmare, she nice."
 * Rarity: "OH MY STARS! I DIDN'T KNOW FANCY PANTS AND FLEUR DIS LEE ARE, CONSVERVATIONESTS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Really? Wow, who knew he gives two bucks about animals."
 * Fluttershy looks as if she was love-strucked.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, if only Fancy wasn't married to Fleur, and if only this was being written by one of those bronies who write the "Gay Mare" fanfics...."
 * Applejack: "I think Fluttershy just became their admirer."
 * Mare-Zan: "But.... Me have problem. A big stupid Minotaur and snappy loud-mouth Goblin kidnapped them when they were about to earn the Alpha's trust by giving him golden fruit from the Gold tree. They were pouchers. They worked for a mean pony who looks kinda like Pants, but is mean, and kinda, green."
 * Rarity growled apawn hearing that saying.
 * Rarity: "Black Tie?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Someone you knew?"
 * Rarity: "I wish i could say the oppersite! He was the one member of the elite I DID NOT enjoy when I was at Canterlot during early Season 2 of our real show!"
 * (Rarity): "When we were just leaving the Wonderbolt race, Fancy and Fleur offered to show me a good time as all elite members enjoy, just then!"
 * ???: "Ah, Pantsy, I see you found another floosy. Wasn't Fleur good enough anymore?"
 * Fancy: "Oh no..... Not, him!"
 * Rarity: "Him who?"
 * Suddenly, A unicorn staillian who looks like Fancy Pants, but with a blacker suit, is green, an even greener mane, has a cane with a dollar sign symbol on it, a crooked smile, and a cutie mark of a bag of money.
 * Fancy: "(Frustracted groan), Black Tie!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, brother, you recinised me, And honestly, what insulting monstrosity is your new mare friend wearing? My dear Celestia, it is like a Peacock crashed into her and died?!"
 * Rarity: Is that your brother, Fancy?
 * Fancy: (Shrugs) Yes, he's my older brother who works in a Canterlot bank as a clerk. Call him the ass with the cash.
 * Fleur: Honey, what did I say about the language?
 * Fancy: Sorry.
 * Black Tie: (Laughs) You actually need her to get your mouth straight, I see. (Laughs)
 * Rarity: Uhgh, what horrible manners! Where did this pony come from?
 * Black Tie: And who is THIS little chick?
 * Fleur: This is our guest, Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Oh, now I remember. The lil' skank that caused a mess at that Gala a short time ago. That Blueblood character was just too much for you, huh?
 * Rarity: Well, I beg your pardon. Why are you talking to me like that? And did you just call me a, shall I say, 'skank'?
 * Black Tie: Uh, I'm sure you did.
 * Rarity: Ooohh! How did a jerk like YOU get a job as a banker?
 * Black Tie: Because I'm good at it, THAT'S why! Note my cutie mark? Is THAT enough to convince you?
 * Fancy: Black Tie, go easy on the lady.
 * Black Tie: "And I could've sworn I seen you before in that 2-bit torurest trap named immaturely as "Ponyville", as perhaps, a clothes wrench."
 * Rarity: "Uh, I think you got my identity confused. You know how sometimes there are ponies that look like the other. I mean, this one time I swore i ran into 2 Bon-Bons, and I one time mistook a look-a-like for Rainbow Dash."
 * Black Tie: "Are you sure? Cause I haven't exsactly seen alot of Mares with that Rat's nest you called a "Mane". I mean, what a rediculious design for a mane, is it like your insecure with yourself, you sorry little tasteless slut?"
 * Rarity: SLUT?!?
 * Black Tie: Yes, yes, exactly.
 * Rarity: Okay, I am SORRY I ever met you, you no good moneybag of horse poop! I don't EVER wanna see your ugly green face again!
 * Black Tie: You'd better watch who you're talking to, missy. I have lawyers that can put your precious boutique in financial ruin, and you'll be as poor as a church mouse! (Rarity gets shocked)
 * Rarity: Fancy, are you gonna let your brother talk to me like that?
 * Fancy kept a gentlemens composure.
 * Fancy: "Firstly brother, you had clearly mistaken this Mare for another. This Mare is a friend of ponies FAR more superior then you, including a couch to the Wonderbolts themselfs, why, even Celestia herself."
 * Black Tie: "Pfft, what a bunch of poppycock!"
 * Fancy: "Secondly, I do not tolerate gross miss-treatment of fine mares, ESPEICALLY if that cad's of blood relation to me. Good sir, i respectfully as possability can request you cease your harassment, or I'll report you to the ahthorities."
 * Black Tie: "I like to see you try, Fancy. I can easily deside that you and those that dared side with you can become more poor then peasents as quick as a flash! Sure, I don't have a deserving high rank, but I still have powers that can make and BREAK ponies! Not only that, but me and a few friends are calling in a massive dept call in those lazy-mouchers in Ponyville. that useless tourest trap owes Canterlot a great rent payment for ever disgrucing our beauty with it's disgusting simplisity, country yolkels, a useless mayor, and that disgusting nudest thing they have down there! In fact, WHY THE HELL IS YOUR WIFE NAKED FANCY?!"
 * Fancy: "Black Tie, are you STILL on about that?! Not even most of the elite have cloths on because, well sadly, there's yet to be pants that can fit us."
 * Black Tie: "Well, it won't stop my agenda to make nudity ILLEGAL in Equestia, and make it that other nations followed this, AFTER i have Ponyville torn down by Bulldosers once i get the apporval, and if the dept is not paid, which is fairly likely they cannot."
 * Fancy: "Brother, why must you be like this?"
 * Black Tie: "I am just an elite who looks out for the betterment of our own members of the class, and the betterment of perfection, and our Princesses' idiotcy is ruining it for us! I'll bring back the seperation of the classes soon enough, and the only homes those ponyville peasents will ever be allowed in is giant mounds of dirt clods! I am bringing change into Equestia that I'm sure my fellow elite will appresiate."
 * Fancy: And can you please get through one month without pointing hooves at our princesses, Brother?
 * Black Tie: "It's not I'm not appresiative that they placed scum like that abomination Discord in their place, but at the same time, i wished they wouldn't be so quick with this togatherness nonsense with the commeners. Filthy Money beggers. Classy sofisicites like us shouldn't let those foul smelling monrels near our money and time. And I advise you don't bother yourself with this, useless hag. She's clearly tricking you so she can rob you blind in the end. I am just being a good brother and make sure your not suddenly so much as a penny short becaused you trusted a filthy monrel."
 * Fancy: "Never had i heard worse rubbish since the tabliods! Rarity is most certainly NOT a lier, and not a pitiful money grubbing thief. Are you honestly hating those less fortunate then us because of a few dept avoiders or those that keep asking for time? Honestly, the banks needs to learn to be more reasonable, or at least get trash like you fired from the job."
 * Black Tie: "Oh, Brother. You cut me like a knife. Fine, have fun with the mongrel, but don't be surprised if say, you discovered an ugly truth in some way."
 * Black Tie left.
 * (Rarity): "I had hoped it was the last of him.... But after i finished writing in My friendship report, I was about to give Fancy a final oodbye when...."
 * Rarity: "I had a most marvelious time, Fancy."
 * Fancy: "Alchorse Rarity. Your friends and what they really are, seem to be quite enjoyable. Interesting the purple mare is actselly a student of Celestia, i suspect good things actselly."
 * ???: "So, I heard about your DISHASTORIOUS PARTY!?"
 * Black Tie appeared again, this time, with two brutish Unicorn colt thugs.
 * Black Tie: "So, i trust you found out that this FILTHY WHORE lied to you about everything, and that I was right? Cause i'll be more then happy to introduse, proper justise."
 * The Brutish Unicorns growled menacely and clopped their two hoofs togather.
 * Black Tie: I saw everything myself. I saw how she lied to her friends, AND to all the Canterlot elites about the Wonderbolts. She's been keeping secrets from even you. Isn't that right, RARITY?!?
 * Rarity:...(Softly) Yes.
 * Black Tie: SPEAK UP!!!
 * Rarity: Yes!
 * Fancy: "Brother please! Yes, she may not have been honest about certain things like who her friends are. In fact, she already explained it to me during the party. Yes, I'm disappointed about miss Rainbow Dash being a fangirl instead of a coach, and other things, but tecnecly, she is right about knowing Celestia, through one of her friends Twilight. She may not be an elite, but she was dignifived enough not to hold on to something she was not, unlike you, Black Tie."
 * Black Tie: "Your too soft on me, Brother. Allow me to show you how a proper regal does things."
 * Black Tie turns his attention to Rarity.
 * Black Tie: Rarity, you're under arrest for deception to royalty. (The colts grab Rarity)
 * Rarity: HEY! LET ME GO!!! OWCH! IS THIS ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!?
 * Black Tie: "Your punishment..... A good, proper beating."
 * Fancy: "Brother, this is seriously un-moral, I won't stand for-"
 * A brutish Minotaur grabs Fancy by the mane!
 * Fancy: "Ow! Unhand me, you intelligents deprived brute?!"
 * Fluer: "(Gasp), Fancy!"
 * A Goblin dressed like Fidget grabs Fluer and holds her in knife point!
 * Black Tie walks torwords a helpless Rarity.
 * Black Tie prepares to punch Rarity hard, while she can't defend herself because of being hold down, and Fancy and Fluer are held against their will to be forced to do nothing to stop this!
 * Black Tie: "Once I'm done with you, I'll atnisiate the dept, and once unpaid, i'll have everyone evicted and that idiot mayor impeached, then the dosers come and destroy that stupid one-hores town you dared called home! But first, a nice, regel-sytile beating of a peasent, just like how we used to do it before Celestia made us soft!"
 * Black Tie was about to punch Rarity fairly bad until....
 * (Rarity): But before that brute could give me a taste of his unjustical brutality, Celestia's highly trained team of anti-unjustice squad attacked and Black Tie's injustice system and anti-celestia campaining was plunged into darkness.
 * Suddenly a speical group of Celestia's gaurds ambushed Black Tie, beated the daylights out of his goons while saving Rarity in the progress and they finally cornered Black Tie, who was forced to give up without a struggle.
 * The next day, Black Tie and his goons were seen being loaded into wagons bound for a faraway prison as punishment for his injustice while Celestia sternly watched with Fancy, Fluer and Rarity.
 * (Rarity): Despite calls for his death and that the Unicorn Council were really upset with this upsetting disgrace to the elite name, Black Tie was only sentinced to be confined in jail and is now an outcast from Canterlot until he is rehabilitated of his brutal ways..... However, everyone finds it diffitcult to discover why he's like this. Afterwords, he and his goons escaped. They were made wanted, and still at large.
 * Rarity: "There were rumors he and his goons became pouchers hiding out in Everfree Forest, becoming pawns of the nortourious black market.... My luck that turns out to be true."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did he SERIOUSLY tried to get everyone kicked out of their homes?! WHAT A MONSTER!!! How did he even escape?"
 * Rarity: "Well Dash, Black Tie was an extra speically powerful Unicorn, his magic can't even be toned down by magic sealment rings."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah but, Was Celestia or Luna able to stop that, debt thing before it happened and caused ponies to get evicted because of it?"
 * Applejack: That's a good point, Dash. The fine economy of our day, ladies and gentlemen.
 * Rarity: "Oh don't worry, he foolishly made the mistake of trying to hurt me first BEFORE even doing his plans! And even so, Celestia would certainly would've prevented the act from even itnitisating. But still, Fancy was hurt about all this. He'd promised his parents he'd keep Black Tie from causing trouble, and well, he feels guilty not honoring that promise."
 * Applejack: Though I now take back my comment on the economy, I will say that if Fancy had some guts, he never let Black Tie get himself into the pickle that got him in jail with you almost knocking at Women Brutality's door. He should've tried alittle harder stopping his brother being such a varmit!
 * Twilight: Besides, do we HAVE to have another evil in this story? We're in a hurry here, and we seriously have to stop another evil?
 * Mare-Zan: Not to worry. We take down bad guys, and me take you to Castle of Two Mares. Quick as flash. Espeically since mean green pony and minions are hiding out in castle you are seeking.
 * Applejack: "Well, talk about taking out two birds with one stone."
 * Mare-Zan: "But stay close to Mare-Zan. Hobbies not only predators in forest. Worse of all, it's the middle of Vine-Conda season."
 * Fluttershy: "Vine-condas?"
 * Applejack: "The unholy result of the union between Anaconda, and a vine?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Yep-yep."
 * Twilight: "Ok girls, let's get down this hill, and begin our appearently conjointed quest. I hope the Lougers do ok."
 * As the Van lands, Far Far Away is turning into a malvolent looking place, strangly based on marion puppets.
 * Gilda: "Wow, looks like Far Far Away desided to get an extremely dark makeover."
 * Riku: Yeah. Considering the Devious Puppet character is taking over...but how did he do this all extremely quickly?
 * Gilda: I have NO idea!
 * Cynder: Clearly, the Puppet Strings of Chaos isn't the ONLY thing the Devious Puppet has his hands on.
 * Riku: Well, whatever it is, we have to stop him! (They run towards the redecorated castle as someone watches them inside a crystal ball)
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs like the hyena on Lady and the Tramp)...They actually think they can stop a genius like ME?!? (Laughs again)
 * Shrek: (Dangling on strings) Your laugh really freaks me out, dude!
 * Devious Puppet: (Makes the strings holding Shrek cause him to punch himself in the face) Shut your trap, you green abomination!
 * Piggy #2: OH! Zis little piggy wants to go home!
 * Fiona: Those guys are gonna stop you, Devious!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs that freaky laugh again) Dream on, bitch! I have proper time to prepare for their arrival. (Makes the Puppet Strings of Chaos appear, and holds them all) Let's see how that griffin looks when she's a REAL jerk! (Laughs)
 * Icky: You know, you laugh more than the Joker!
 * Devious Puppet: Shut up, featherbag! Or I'll shave you until you look like a naked chicken. (Takes out a shaver, and laughs)
 * Icky: NO!
 * Devious Puppet: That's right, come into my trap, you mortal fools, so I can bring you to my side. (Laughs)
 * Trixie: (They take a good long look at the place) Do we REALLY have to go into that insane asylum?
 * Gilda: Nope, of course we don't. As long as we can fly around and find the Puppet ourselves. (But when she starts to take flight, her wings suddenly disappear) WHAT?!? (Falls to the ground) HOW THE FUCK?!?
 * Trixie: (Her horn goes away) MY HORN!
 * Riku: (His Keyblade disappears) MY KEYBLADE!!!
 * Cynder: (Her wings disappear) MY WINGS!!!
 * Devious Puppet: (Appears on magical strings) Uh-uh-uh! No easy routes this time! I'll just take EVERYTHING you've got away! No keyblades, no flying, and NO magic!
 * Sparx: Seriously, dude? You're gonna go Discord on our asses?
 * Cynder: Even my abilities?
 * Devious Puppet: EVEN your abilities. If you want them, come and get 'em, you hand-be-down sodders! (Laughs)
 * Riku: WOW, is your laugh annoying.
 * Devious Puppet: I'll just store your powers in somewhere you'll never find them. Good luck finding them, scumbags!
 * Gilda: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS, YOU WOODEN PIECE OF SHIT?!?
 * Devious Puppet: None of your beezwax, griffon-face! If you want the answers, find me first! (Laughs, and disappears).
 * Sparx: "No sweat guys, I still have MY flying abilites, I can go inside ALOT faster, find your skills, so we can beat this Discord wanna-be loser and be done in time for Ice Cream and Chips. It's a pretty good thing that bad guys always over-looked the little guy and-" (Disappears)
 * Cynder: SPARX!!!
 * Gilda: DAMN!
 * Riku: Well, I guess we'll have to find our weapons and talents ourselves.
 * Trixie: THAT WAS CHEATING!!! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL SMASH HIM INTO BITS ONCE SHE GETS HER HORN BACK!!!
 * Gilda: Let's just get inside, and get them. (They do that, and find the place dark)
 * Cynder: (Sighs) It sucks Sparx isn't here to bring some light on the subject. (Suddenly, the hall gets magically lit by fire) (The group goes deeper into the castle, and the door is magically locked up as they scream in horror)
 * (Devious Puppet): (Laughter is heard down the hall)
 * Cynder: GET HIM! (They head down the hall)
 * Riku: "WE'LL TEACH YOU TO MESS WITH OUR FRIENDS, YOU INSANE JERK?!"
 * (Devious Puppet): "Oh, I doubt that. Let's see if you can avoid messing with yourselfs when I AM DONE?!"
 * Suddenly, when the gang enters a very wide hallway, walls inbetween the heroes appeared and seperated the gang!
 * Cynder: "NO! TRIXIE! GILDA! RIKU?!"
 * Trixie/Gilda/Riku: "CYNDER?!"
 * Trixie: "Well this is marvelious! He has deffently went Discord on us?! I mean, didn't that abomination pulled the same trick on Twilight and her friends?!"
 * Cynder: "Then we seriously need to avoid any tricks he makes, no matter how tricky they are!"
 * Riku: "Well staying togather is impossable since we're TECNECLY alone!"
 * Cynder: "Then, we have no choice, but see if we can handle outselfs perfectly. Just follow where the hallway goes, and hope for the best. Be wary of anything suspicious. Even if it's something you like, or something you fear, do not fall for it in the slightist. The more we don't even talk about them, the less he's likely to know what they are, so, just focus on finding a way to, well, you know what we're here for."
 * Riku: "Right!"
 * Gilda: "You know it!"
 * Cynder, Gilda, and Riku walk off, as Trixie just satnd still, then gulped, and relucently was forced to move.
 * Trixie: "Just Trixie's unlucky luck!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Won't find out their weaknesses, eh? I commend them acknowledging that i am fully aware of them, but i have other methods of cheating. Isn't that right, other lougers who know EVERYTHING about them?"
 * Lord Shen: "WE'LL NEVER BETRAY OUR FRIENDS! AND I WILL NEVER BETRAY CYNDER! SHE'S LIKE A DAUGHTER TO ME, AND I REFUSED TO HELP YOU BREAK HER IRON CLADE WILL!? WHICH I MAY SAY IS HOPELESS TO BEGIN WITH?!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, I'm smart for once and NOT accsidently spill the beans about Gilda!"
 * Fidget: "NO WAY I'M DOUBLIE CROSSING MY BELOVED TRIXIE?!"
 * record scratch!
 * Fidget: "Did i say that outloud?"
 * Kairi: "YOU BETTER LEAVE RIKU ALONE?!"
 * Squidward: "BETTER YET, WHILE YOUR AT IT, LET US GO YOU BARNICLE HEAD AND WE MAY GO EASY ON YOU ABIT, SKIP THE BEATING AND JUST SEND YOU TO PRISON 42!?"
 * Deivious Puppet: "Oh I know you jerks won't WILLINGLY tell me.... I could always reactivate my mind warp spell and make you guys tell me! You know why? CAUSE I HAVE DISCORD'S SPRING HOLDERS OF CHAOS BABIES?! THEY CAN DO MORE THEN TRICK STUPID GIRLY PONIES, THEY CAN MAKE ANYONE WILLING SERVENTS, LIKE I DID TO THE ENTIRE POPULUS OF FAR FAR AWAY, EVEN TO THE SHREK KING ARTHUR?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well good luck you beast, we have iron wills!"
 * Spyro: "AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO SPARX, YOU CRETEN?!"
 * Devious Puppet: Oh, I've done a lot to him. I knew it was easy to let him know how you always ignore him and treat him like second-best. And how easy it was to trick him. He's an idiot when it comes to being THIS funny!
 * Spyro: (Gasps) YOU DIDN'T?!?
 * Devious Puppet: I did. Say hello to the new and improved Sparx the Dragonfly! (Sparx has turned black and white and corrupted)
 * Sparx: Hey, Spy-RAT!!!
 * Donkey: OH, SHIT-NUGGETS!!!
 * Sparx: HAH, you sound like an ass, Donkster! You always have, too! Oh, wait, YOU ARE AN ASS!!! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: Sparx, that's very rude!
 * Sparx: Oh, sure, say that to me, hot-snot!
 * Rita: Okay, that's NOT very funny, Sparx!
 * Sparx: (Dubbed as the Ancient Voice on Nostalgia's Suburban Knights) Yeah, your mother was a bitch, and your father was a bull! Guess that makes you a 'Bullshit-Zsu'! (Ripshot) (Laughs)
 * Spyro: SPARX, BEHAVE OR I'LL BURN YOU TO CHARCOAL!
 * Sparx: (Punches him in the nose) I ain't afraid of you, Spy-RUBE! You're tied to strings like a puppet!
 * Devious Puppet: "Now, (picks up String Holders of Chaos), It's time to start talking, louge dorks."
 * Riku was strolling down a long hallway.
 * Riku: "Gees, these puppet themed decore is starting to weird me out. The sooner I am out of here, the better."
 * ???: "I understood your problem. That puppet is clearly a self entitled twat."
 * Riku gasped, quickly turned around to see Maelficent.
 * Riku: "MALEFICENT!? SO THE LEAGE IS BEHIND THIS?! I didn't think Mang would be so warmly to the idea of palling with an OC villain, ironic considering he is one!"
 * Maleficent: "Actselly, this is something I am doing COMPLETELY out of my free will, cause i desire you to return to serving the forces of the heartless again, and over-thrown that twat Mang Cobra! You would make a MUCH better leader then Mang. Mirage can still stay, but mainly because she's indirectly pulling the strings of this plan. The leage needs you, boy. The Darkness deserves a comident leader."
 * ???: "That's right, child...."
 * Emperor Fang appeared.
 * Emperor Fang: "The leage needs someone NOT an idiot?! Got it memorised?"
 * Riku: "Emperor Fang?! But you reformed?!"
 * Emperor Fang: "Maleficent was generious enough to snapped me out of it, my former errend boy. Togather, we can get back at that Dark Dragon idiot and reclaim the once great Fang Empire, and allied it with the villain leage, and forced Team Nefarious to bow to us and do the same, and free the darkspawn?!"
 * Riku: "NO! I won't do that again?!"
 * ???: "Don't try to deny it, boy."
 * Fake Ansem, the seeker of darkness appeared behind him.
 * Riku gasped, paniced, and tripped to the floor!
 * Fake Ansem: "You succumbed to the darkness before, Riku, and you'll do it again, boy. The darkness beggins for your retrun."
 * Riku was in full panic mode: "No! GET BACK! YOUR BEING TRAITORS TO THE LEAGE AND WHAT THEY STAND FOR BY DOING THIS?!"
 * Fake Ansem: "FORGET THE LEAGE?! THEIR WAYS ARE TAINTED, BY MANG'S IMCONIDENTS?! MALEFOR NEEDS A REAL SERVENT, NOT A JESTER?!"
 * Fake Ansem raises his hand, and suddenly, a scared, injured Mang appears on a tied chear, as he was panicing!
 * Fake Ansem: "His failure to have Blot and his band of idiots to kill you was a clear sign Malefor needed a better servent to him."
 * Fake Ansem brings out the dark keyblade.
 * Fake Ansem: "Take your dark keyblade again, claim Mang's heart, and become the new, rightious way to become the leage's new master, and help us destroy the light, forever."
 * Lord Cobra: "NO! PLEASE! THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY?! THEY GONE INTO COMPLETE MONSTER TERRATORY?! THEY BETRAYED THE LEAGE'S STANDERDS?! PLEASE, STOP THEM WITH YOUR GOOD KEYBLADE AND FREE ME?! I'LL PROMISE I'LL RETURN THE FAVOR BY MAKING THE LEAGE FORSAKE MALEFOR FOR GOOD! I'LL EVEN HAVE MIRAGE BANISHED INTO THE BANISHED REALMS?! PLEASE?!"
 * Riku was really scared.
 * Riku: "I GOT TO GET MY POWERS BACK! DON'T WORRY MANG, I'LL MAKE THESE TRAITORS PAY, THEN I'LL FREE FANG FROM HIS CORRUPTION AGAIN, THEN I'M GONNA KICK THAT SORRY PUPPET'S ASS?!"
 * Riku quickly got up and tried to escaped, but he gets zapped by Maleficent.
 * Fang wrapped aroung Riku's legs.
 * Emperor Fang: "Oh come now, dear boy. Your better then this!"
 * Fake Ansem: "I WILL NOT ASK AGAIN, BOY! CHOICE YOUR DESTENY, OR PERISHED?!"
 * Riku got Fang off of him, and made a run for it!
 * Fake Ansem: "He's escaping! After him!"
 * Fake Ansem, Emperor Fang, and Maleficent proceeded to chance him!
 * Trixie was grumbling to herself.
 * suddenly, Trixie sees that there's a theater here.
 * Trixie: "Ohh, Trixie will enjoy herself here."
 * Trixie comes to the stage, and suddenly, she has an Alicorn sized horn, a fanicer cape and hat, and suddenly, she is surrounded by cheering ponies.
 * Trixie: "What the-"
 * the ponies were chanting her name.
 * Trixie: "Trixie will LIKE this!"
 * Trixie gets on the stage!
 * Trixie: "OK MY PONIES!? BE DAZZLED BY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE?!"
 * Trixie realises that the ponies are suddenly horrifived.
 * Trixie: "Huh? Why are you all afraid?"
 * ???: "Hello, Trixie."
 * Trixie: "Iago? Oh thank goodness your-"
 * Trixie turns around, and it's actselly Latifier!
 * Trixie: "LATIFIER!?"
 * Latifier: "Exsellitent, My plan to hire that freaky puppet yo lure you out here worked! Now, (pulls out the Alicorn Amulet), it's time for you to return to servitude, and WE CAN MAKE EQUESTIA OURS AGAIN?! (LAUGHS MANIACLY!)"
 * Trixie screamed as she ran away!
 * Latifier chased her, still laughing!
 * Gilda walks into the garden.
 * Gilda: "Huh.... This is a serious jungle dude. Appearently, that puppet doesn't know how to garden... or fired the Gardenors."
 * Suddenly, a ray gun was fired at her, and Gilda quickly dudged!
 * Gilda: "HEY WATCH WHERE YOUR-"
 * Gilda gasped!
 * coming out of the shadows, was Sargent Crush, the Metavinmancer from the Alternate Universe that served Xerxes.
 * Sargent Crush: "Hello again, you ugly alien."
 * Gilda: "YOU?! BUT, YOU DIED?!"
 * Sargent: "I'm back and I mean business kid! So do my new friends!"
 * A roar was heard!
 * Suddenly, a leopard silluette pounced on Gilda, but missed when she backflipped away!
 * Gilda gasped when she saw it was none other then Tacor, the evil Leopard from Seas of Captain Legend.
 * Gilda: "TACOR?! BUT, YOU DIED TOO?!"
 * Tacor: "My hunger for vengence is too great, for even naterol causes! Me and my new allies will see you suffer!"
 * A huge shadow looms over Gilda, she turns around to see Oxanator, from the PD jail hold.
 * Oxanator: "Hello, love."
 * Gilda: "AW COME ON, OXANATOR?!"
 * Oxanator: "You aided the cops in my arrest! I ain't gonna let that lay down!"
 * A loud roar was heard, and to Gilda's horror, it was Tony, who was Gaz-zon's pet, also from seas of captain legend!
 * Gilda: "TONY?!"
 * Sargent Crush: "The Puppet brought us togather so we can get our hands you, you blasted alien! You made chumps out of us in the past, and now, we're gonna destroy yer future!"
 * Gilda: "BUT I DIDN'T GET TO BE THE ONE TO KILL YOU SARGE, THE PENGUINS KILLED YOU?!"
 * Sargent Crush: "Yeah, but you were allies to them birds, that makes you accountable for my death as a co-accomplese!"
 * Tacor: "NOW WE DESIRE REVENGE FOR RUINING OUR VARIOUS INTENTIONS! You robbed Sargent Crush of his master, you humiliated me in front of my minions, you aided Tony's enemy, and you had the gull to interupt Oxanator's.... scandelious activities. The point is, WE WANT YOU DEAD?!"
 * Gilda: "OH SHIT?!"
 * Gilda zoomed out of there, as the villains began to chase her!
 * Sargent Crush: "YOU CAN RUN!?"
 * Tacor: "BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE?!"
 * Tony roared!
 * Cynder walks in.
 * Cynder: "This must be Shrek's King Arthur's throwne room. I bet it was once beautiful before The Puppet messed it up."
 * ???: "Quick to assumed that this is ALL the puppet's doing, Cynder?"
 * Cynder gasped!
 * She looks to see none other then Skabb, Scratch and Sniff.
 * Scratch: "Hello, Cynder. It's charming to see you again, I assure you."
 * Sniff: "LIKE HELL IT IS?! I'M GONNA KICK YER ASS HO FOR CAUSING THE APES TO ATTACK US?!"
 * ???: "Your not the only one dissapointed in here, sagingers."
 * Gaul appears as well.
 * Gaul: "She owes Malefor a great dept."
 * Cynder: "Gaul!? Skabb, Scratch and Sniff?! So, the leage's involved?!"
 * ???: "Why, my dear? (chuckles), what was your first guess?"
 * The Queen of Hearts appeared.
 * Queen of Hearts: "Do i ever want your head served to me on a silver platter for robbing me of my thrown!?"
 * Cynder: "You don't deserve to rule Wonderland for what you are doing it, you fat tyrant?!"
 * ???: "Why Cynder, oh I'm surprised you didn't kept your sense of self respect."
 * Lord Dread appeared.
 * Dread: "Alchorse, no doubt thanks to the purple menace."
 * Cynder: "Dread?! But, I saw you killed by your own raptors!? How is this so?!"
 * ???: "Cynder, Cynder, Cynder, where's your sense of respect?"
 * Suddenly, Darkness Qui leaped from the darkness performs a tripple flip, and lands on her feet.
 * Darkness Qui chuckles.
 * Cynder: "QUI?! ONLY AN EXTREMEST LIKE YOU COULD'VE MAKE THIS POSSABLE?!"
 * Qui: "Yes, Cynder, it was ALL me! I hired that simple idiotic puppet, not only to unite the villain teams, but to complete what I started, so long ago."
 * Cynder: "What?"
 * Darkness Qui: "You see Cynder, you were right.... I DID had something to do with your past.... I destroyed your family with Xerxes' help, left your idiot brother to live cause i felt like it, then went back to my universe."
 * Cynder was shocked!
 * Cynder: "You...... You..... MONSTER?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "What? what this? Your not happy that I no longer acknowledged you as a fool, Cyndy?"
 * Cynder: "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! (cries), YOU RUINED MY LIFE CAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS?!"
 * ???: "Oh, lighten up, my daughter."
 * Lord Cobra appeared, who earlier we sawed tied up, yet suddenly freed, which implies something isn't right.
 * Lord Cobra: "What Qui did was deploriable. But don't destress. She only did it, because Ignitus black-mailed her and Xerxes to do it."
 * Cynder gasped in horror!
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh, yes, my little angel of darkness. Ignitus arranged your families murder, so he can bring you here, to destroyed you himself, cause you were destine to become HIS destroyor, but, Malefor saw pity in te High Counci's relentless cruelty, and had Gaul saved you, while destroying his Purple Menace mind controllers. Spyro is controlling you to become a fool, my dear. You were meant to liberate the Universe from the cold, lying false promises of the High Council, who may I add are personally respondsable for every horrorable dishastor, The fall of rome, the sinking of the Titanic, making that terrorable Bieber a star, even the worse of them all... THE CREATION OF THAT HORRORABLE SONIC 06 GAME?!"
 * Cynder: "NO! YOUR CLEARLY LYING?! YOU ALL HAVE TO BE LYING?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh, get over it you whiner! The truth freaking hurts!"
 * Cynder: "NO! THIS, THIS HAS TO BE A TRICK TO MAKE ME BETRAY ALL I STAND FOR! YOUR LYING TO ME?!"
 * Cynder runs away!
 * Lord Cobra: "CYNDER NO, WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE YOU! EVERYONE, HELP ME CAPTURE CYNDER SO SHE CAN ATTIVE HER DESTENY?!"
 * The Villains commence to chase her!
 * Riku/Trixie/Gilda/Cynder: "SOMEONE HELP US?! PLEASE?!"
 * They scream as the villains persue them!
 * Devious Puppet began to laugh!
 * Devious Puppet: "Who still wants to doubt me now!"
 * Sparx: "Yeah! You got them good, boss!"
 * Icky: "How, what, WHAT THE HECK ARE THOSE VILLAINS DOING HERE?! I MEAN, AT LEAST SOME OF THEM ARE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD OR REFORMED?!"
 * Spyro: "AND HOW DID YOU GET ALL OF THEM TO AGREE TO THIS?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Not exactly.... I created evil magical clones of their worse enemies to, play with your friends, and made sure they were VERY convincing with help from the String Holders of Chaos."
 * Po: "You mean they're, puppets?"
 * Devious Puppet: "Kinda. But to even make them smarter then your usual clone, and even ACT like the real thing I also have an extra speical one. Also, it's the same thing that helped me give this place a total me-make-over! Go ahead, guess?"
 * Viper: "I don't think we'll like the answer."
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) Well, then here it is. (Shows them an amulet with strange and familiar markings, and the inscription of Alicorns on it)
 * SpongeBob: What the heck is that?
 * Devious Puppet: It's the most important relic in Alicorn God history. It's called the Amulet of Unlimited Magic. It grants me unlimited Alicorn magic and can allow me to do anything I want. And the best part is: the last of the Alicorn Gods of Equestria need it to stay strong and powerful.
 * Lord Shen: What are you talking about?
 * Sparx: SHUT UP, SCUMBAG! (Punches him in the nose)
 * (Sparx): Okay, I feel SO horrible for saying all those insults to you guys!
 * (Spyro): It wasn't your fault, Sparx. The Puppet is the one to blame.
 * Devious Puppet: Well, you see, I stole the Strings of Chaos AND this Amulet for a reason...
 * (Devious): When I snuck into Equestria on a transportation system, I discovered an ancient relic that could tell the past, present, or future. Something called the Clock of Reality. It allowed me to see a lot. It let me see the Chaos War, AND about Discord. I learned that they had a stronger side in their biology called a Dracon-Monsterious, which only activated when they were depressed. That's one of the reasons why I stole the Puppet Strings. I also learned about the Amulet, which kept Alicorns strong and powerful. Without it, their powers AND immortality just fade away like dust. So I stole it to leave Celestia, Luna, AND their parents to slowly lose power. Without them to protect Equestria, it will be destroyed by the power the Dracon-Monsterious Discord will posess.
 * Lord Shen: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Devious: Yep. So not only will I get to rule my homeworld, but I shall also get the pleasure to DESTROY EQUESTRIA FOR GOOD!!! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: "WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!?"
 * Devious Puppet: "I'm doing those manchild bronies a favor! They need to wake up and smell the coat of color of Transformer toys! PONIES ARE FOR FUCKING LITTLE GIRLS?!"
 * Icky: "Ok, do you have a another reason other then that your appearently a hater, cause that isn't a very just exquse to destroy an entire planet."
 * Sparx: "SHUT IT, UGLY?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "But alchorse, I wanted to be the first villain to conqure two worlds in one sitting, One i am directly involved with, as you dumb idiots can PLAINLY see, and another I indirectly broken by using ol' Discord as my scapegoat for those fools to hate and dispise! I mean why not? Ponies already think he's gonna turn evil again soon, so why not give them what they want? Alchorse, I wasn;t exactly able to bring the time relic with me, so I hired this green pony and a bunch of goons of his to guard in exchange for them to have a base in that rotten old castle i found it for some, poucher activites for something. He actselly expected to be paid after all this is over. HA! Tough Bulsa Wood for him, he doesn't exactly know I am screwing Equestia over like a bitch with the death of those Alicorns, and Discord turning into a Cthulu wanna-be?!"
 * Patrick: "Who's Cthulu?"
 * Devious Puppet: Whatever. Your heroes won't be getting their powers and weapons back until I see to it that they come to my side. I'm not like other villains where their overcompident egomaniacs or simple idiotic thugs, I am a strategist, and a good one, too! I have a pretty good idea what i am doing in terms of handling my aversaries! I was created for that exact reason.
 * (Devious Puppet): "Do you losers know of my wimpy cousin's father, Geppeto?"
 * (Lord Shen): Of course we do. Everybody does.
 * (Devious Puppet): Well, he's got a brother. An EVIL brother. That particular brother is my father, Jappetho! He created me and gave me life. But not the same way my cousin was created. He did something far better than magic. Science. He harnessed magic from a piece of my cousin's wood, and used it to make me living. He named me Massachio. He wanted me to be his strategic sidekick in crime, and told me I was destined to be great. But I didn't seem to find this position well for me, so I ran away. I went down to the nearest UUniversal spaceport, and stowed away on a transportation system ALL the way to Equestria. There was no way for me to get out of the vehicle with all the guards around, so I escaped through the trash chute, and parachuted right into the Everfree Forest, where I discovered The Princess' old castle. There, I managed to find the Clock of Reality, and gain great amounts of information. Like the Shell Lodge, Equestria's history, and even about Discord. I stole the Amulet of Unlimited Magic, and afterwords, I have to sneak back to the space port, break in to your dragon temple, steal the teleportation device Mr. Peacock for brains was kind enough NOT to destroy dispite a bad encounter from that dracula wanna-be, then came back to Equestia where I snuck to the yellow pony's cottage, and stole the String Holders of Chaos. Then when i came back to you idiots.... Well.....
 * Devious Puppet: The rest as they say is history. (Laughs)
 * Shrek: Well that explains a lot.
 * Queen Lillian: The Lodge will still stop you, Massachio!
 * Devious Puppet: We'll see about that, old lady. They're panicking, and they'll be so confused, they'll break down and join me in my quest to rule the UUniverses! I'll steal many other powerful elements, and use them for my own nefarious purposes. By next month, I'll have total control, and the Villain Teams will have no choice but to serve me! (Laughs)
 * Banzai: Yeesh, and I thought Ed laughed too much. (Ed laughs)
 * Sparx: (Smacks Banzai and Ed in the faces) I TOLD YOU ALL TO SHUT YOUR FACEHOLES!!! I may be small, but I can crush your noses like a soda can!
 * Spyro: Sparx, we're your friends!
 * Sparx: (Smacks Spyro in the nose) I said 'SHUT IT', Dragon-BALLS!
 * Spyro: "Seriously, your insulting me with a Dragon Ball reference? How bad writing atittic can you get? That's something a bad parody like that Cartoon Network Show MAD would make up!"
 * Sparx: "AW SHUT IT, YOU GAY COLORED FREAK OF NATURE?! I ALWAYS HATED YOU BECAUSE HOW MOM AND DAD LOVED YOU BEST?! I WAS ACTSELLY FROM MY MOM'S VAGINA, YOU?! YOU CAME FROM A DRAGON'S BUTT AS AN OVER-SIZED CHICKEN EGG?! ALL YOU DID WAS MOPE AND WHINE ABOUT YOURSELF AND ALWAYS GET ME INTO BAD JAMS?! WELL I'M FREAKING SICK AND TIRED OF IT YOU PIECE OF CRAP?! WHEN I'M DONE, I'LL HAVE YOU LICKING MY THORAX ON EVERY WEEKEND?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "..... Wow, even I thought that was too harsh."
 * Spongebob: ".... Uh, Spyro? I think Sparx was hiding serious childhood problems from you."
 * Spyro: Sparx, I...I had no idea you felt that way about me. I'm really sorry.
 * Sparx: It's too late now, buster! I'm NEVER gonna forget it!
 * Devious Puppet: Well, regardless, he's on my side. And so will the others very soon. (Laughs)
 * Cynder: (Continues running from the villains who were chasing her, who she was lucky enough to lose in a maze of hallways, until she bumps into something) What?...(She sees it to be Ignitus) Ignitus! It's you! You gotta help me, these villains are saying you set me up!
 * Ignitus: Well, it's because it's true.
 * Cynder: What?
 * Ignitus: Yes. I'm afraid I have to destroy you so you cannot cause any trouble once the Villains get you. (Attacks her)
 * Cynder: No! You're lying! It's not true! You would never say that!
 * Ignitus: I know it's not a pleasant thought, but I had no choice. (Devious' face magically fades onto Ignitus' face, hypnotizing Cynder) I needed to stop Gaul from using you for Malefor's intentions by destroying you.
 * Cynder:... (Turns monochrome, and corrupt) No, you won't! (Tail swipes Ignitus to the ground) (Even though she has no wings or magical abilities, she manages to beat the Ignitus clone down, and destroy it)... I can't believe I was used! (Turns dark again) Nobody cared for me from the start! NOBODY!!! After all the pain I went through with Gaul, they did things far worse than that! That does it! It's back to doing what I should've been doing! (Runs down the hall)
 * Riku was hiding from Maleficent, Fang, and Fake Ansem.
 * Fake Ansem: "YOU CANNOT ESCAPE FROM DESTENY BOY!?"
 * Riku was as quiet as he can be, trying to secretly get away!
 * Fake Ansem: "We have a leverage that will convince you to consider our plans abit more. But tell us first... Do you still care for, young miss, vulerable Kairi?"
 * Riku: Of course I do! You know I do! She's been my friend for a LONG time! Nothing is gonna break that bond!
 * Maleficent: Well, HERE's the truth: Kairi's never been your friend even once. She was just using her charm to get to you, and use you to help us take control of the Heartless.
 * Riku: I don't believe you. Kairi is a peaceful girl. She wouldn't set me up.
 * Fake Ansem: Oh, but I believe she did. When we sent her to Destiny Islands, we had her turned into a deceitful pawn. We knew you wouldn't tell because she was far too hot for that. Even Sora was fooled by her, and her deception on him is growing stronger since they now share romantic feelings for each other.... Which, ironicly, ended up compromising our plans to begin with in light of how everyone was beaten by this brat, but I diegress. No force of evil has EVER been able to handle it's own forces by posing as a light Princess of Heart. She's had it in her since her experience at Radient Garden when the Firebird attacked.
 * Riku: Prove it, then!
 * Emperior Fang: "Oh, how's about you show yourself first, so it wouldn't look like we're talking to a sentient ehco? Now man up and face us!?"
 * Riku: Okay, I will! (Comes out of hiding, and comes to face them) Alright, you jerks! Shoot! And this BETTER be good, or I'll make sure you fall down harder than a giant!
 * Emperor Fang: "We ensure you, this will be a worthwhile investment of your time."
 * Riku: "WELL OUT WITH IT YOU PSYCOS!?"
 * Maleficent: Well, we've been using Kairi for a long time because the Lodgers trusted her too much that they would keep her safe. And that's why it's genius. She's a double agent. Since she discovered Shen's past during the destruction of Radient Garden, she said that she didn't care for him anymore. And she still doesn't. She just fakes it all. We capture her so we can learn more about you and the Lodgers. She pretended to be scared so you wouldn't raise suspicion. She doesn't care about you, about Shen, about SpongeBob, about Spyro, or even about the rest of the Lodgers. She never did.
 * Riku: You're...you're lying!
 * Maleficent: (Shows him a magical porthole that shows Kairi's fake deception)
 * (Kairi): Riku thinks he can change? He's a complete asshole! They actually fall for my charm and good looks, I don't care for Sora as much as I care for the entire Lodge! Spyro is no brother to me, he's just thinking I actually care about him. When really, I don't give a damn about him! Shen is a self-centered animal! He committed genocide! He didn't even care about me from the start!
 * Riku: (The illusion ends)...No! I don't believe that! That's not something she would say!
 * Maleficent: Of course you don't. But don't take my word for it, why don't you ask her yourself! (Kairi appears from behind the magic porthole)
 * Fake Kairi: Hello, Ri-KOOT!
 * Riku: Kairi! You're, you're free! Is all this true? Were you setting me up all my life?
 * Kairi: Of course it's true, fathead! I lied to you from the start! Did you think I traveled with you on your adventures because I CARED about you? The only thing I care about is getting revenge on those who destroyed my life!
 * Riku: Kairi, please, don't lie! I know deep down that you wouldn't bear to see me die. Just look into your heart!
 * Kairi: (Laughs) You are SO nieved, Riku! I was just a pawn. And I was a successful one because no other pawn of the Villain League has been able to trick good guys into thinking I or any of the like was good. You just didn't take the time to notice. (Eyes turn white and ominous) All I wanted all this time was to destroy Shen for lying to me, AND you for being so blinded by darkness, you couldn't see through my past!
 * Riku: That's not true!
 * Kairi: (Takes out a dark Keyblade)...Time to finish what you started! (Laughs as Devious' face fades on her face, and hypnotizes Riku)
 * Riku:...You slut! (Turns monochrome and corrupted) I TRUSTED YOU!!! (Attacks Kairi, grabs her Dark Keyblade, and stabs her with it, killing her)...I'm done playing games!
 * Maleficent: Excellent choice, Riku! You're back in the- Wait a minute...(Riku looks at them menacingly)...What are you doing? (Riku raises his Keyblade)...Oh, no--(Riku stabs Maleficent, and she screams in pain, disintegrating into smoke)...
 * Riku:...(Stares at Ansem and Fang, who were shocked at the unexcepting defelitments, and they both run away)...Things are going down MY way, now! Mang desevres better then you idiots?! Only then, when i save him, I'LL BECOME HIS MASTER, NOT MALEFOR?! YOU WANT ME TO ACCEPT THE DARKNESS AGAIN?! YOU GOT IT?! THE LEAGE IS DIFFENTLY GONNA CHANGE WHEN I AM DONE WITH YOU LOSERS?!
 * Gilda quickly made a fast turn to a fork in the hallway, and hid, as the villains caught up into nothing.
 * Sargent Crush: "COME ON OUT, YA STUPID BRAT?!"
 * Tacor: "WE DESIRE TO DESTROY YOU?!"
 * Oxanator: "Yeah, come on out, ya whore?!"
 * Tony roared?!
 * Gilda sees an exit, and quietly reaches for it as it looks like the villains are gonna leave, convince she gave them the slip.
 * Gilda: "Holy crud, that was close. I'm gonna need serious help over here, I have to go back to Equestia and get help! This guy's such a freaking cheater!?"
 * ???: I can't believe this! (Gilda hides, and sees Cynder still in her dark state and monochrome storming down the hallway)
 * Gilda: Cynder? What happened to her?
 * Cynder: I just don't believe this! Ignitus and the Dragon Council lied to me! Do they have ANY idea how much I've been through in my childhood?!? And all this time, THEY WANTED ME DEAD?!? They think I'm useless! I've been fighting for them all my life, and THIS is how they treat me?!? WHAT JERKS!!!
 * Gilda: What?...How could she think such lies?...Devious! I've got to find any of the others and see if they haven't been corrupted! (Runs down a hallway, but before she can do anything, she bumps into Icky, but as we learn, this isn't the real Icky). Icky? Aw crud, it's more or less good to see you again, Ick. Icky, You might be already aware of this, but that puppet somehow convinced Oxanator, Tony, and brought back Tacor and Sargent Crush, one of Xerxes' loser henchmen, to help see out whatever sick plan he's planning?! We got to stop this Ick, it's up to us now! (Icky was silent.) I'll give you a big kiss for it."
 * Cynder's voice: "FATHER?! I SEEK YOUR ATTENTION?!"
 * Gilda and Icky look, as Lord Cobra, Qui, and the other personal foes of Cynder appeared.
 * Lord Cobra: "Why Cynder, my little angel of Darkness, I have seemed to found a carrcus of a dragon guardian, is that by any plusable chance, you?"
 * Cynder: "Who do you think it was, that slut girlfriend you call Chrysalis?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "...... I'm ignoring that because clearly your very upset about this, my dear."
 * Gilda, hiding: "(Gasp), So, it was the leage and Qui behind this! What complete bullcrap?!"
 * Cynder: "Father, I'm sorry I went against Malefor's wishes... I should've never sided with them....."
 * Lord Cobra: "(Laughing), That's more like it my little pet, I do believe it's time the Leage to have it's original leader, only this time, nothing will stop us."
 * Cynder: "However, that doesn't implied any of you were any better!"
 * Cobra: "Pardon?"
 * Cynder: "Firstly, none of you were hestient to actselly hurt me if you cared for my well-being or completely aware of Ignitus controling me! Secondly, you were quick to replace me WITH A FREAKING FURRY?! and finally, I noticed you stopped being compident, father. Your stupidity and your kind of behavior CANNOT be tolerated! The leage desevres better!"
 * Cobra was actselly shocked
 * Cobra: "Cynder dear, w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what are you implying?! What is the meaning of-"
 * Cynder: You KNEW Ignitus was trying to kill me, and you NEVER bothered to tell me about it when you first corrupted me? I've been discovering lately that NOBODY I ever came in contact with have ever been honest with me. Ignitus GAVE me to Gaul, and you didn't tell me? You're not worthy of your position, you treacherous snake!
 * Cobra: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? Who told you that?
 * Cynder: Well, I wanna thank Maleficent and Ansem for telling me about your deception. I took good care of Maleficent for that.
 * Cobra: YOU KILLED MALEFICENT?!?
 * Cynder: That's right. AND YOU'RE NEXT!!! (Slices Cobra's head off with her tail) And YOU, Qui! I've got business with YOU!
 * Gilda: We gotta help her!
 * Fake Icky looked as if he had the face of hopelessness.
 * Fake Icky: "It's too late Gilda..... She's too far gone."
 * Gilda: "What?"
 * Fake Icky: "She just now decapitated someone who treated her like a daughter even if he was a jerk. Cynder would normally perfectly acknowledge that Cobra does have some form of heart, and she even killed one of the people who made up that he didn't. She's gone Gilda, and we can't stop it."
 * Darkness Qui: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Cynder, babe! It was implied that Ignitus malmitulated me to ruin your family, I, i, i didn't had any free will to ANY of this!"
 * Cynder growled, as the other leage members tried to secretly escaped while the going was good!
 * Cynder: "AND WHERE DO YOU FREAKS THINK YOUR GOING?! I WANT THE SATISFACTION OF ENDING YOUR LIFES FOR PARTAKTION OF MY SUFFERING?!"
 * Gaul: "Cynder, please, IT WAS ALL MALEFOR'S FAULT! I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOYAL TO HIM, HE JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO USE! HE SAW ME AS A TOOL AS WELL!"
 * Sniff: "How's about a deal, 50% of the worlds we are gonna congure will go to you as empress?!"
 * Queen of Hearts: "On second thought, keep wonderland, I never really cared for those retards anyway! I was in it for the cushy goverment job to abuse!"
 * Scratch: "Cynder please, we're sorry for ever wronging you, we didn't know better, honest!"
 * Lord Dread: "Master, please, calm yourself, I don't know why Maleficent would say such things, but SHE'S the one lying! You must-"
 * Cynder: SHUT YOUR FUCKING BEAKHOLE!!!
 * Gilda: (She and Fake Icky are shocked) Wow, I never heard her use foul language before!
 * Fake Icky: (Scoffs and laughs)
 * Gilda: Why are you laughing?
 * Fake Icky: Uh, I'm not laughing. It's just my allergies.
 * Gilda: Well, whatever Cynder is doing, she must've been tricked by the Puppet!
 * Fake Icky: "The puppet was but a leage pawn. It was actselly Mang's complicated plan to corrupt Cynder again and include even the OC Indies and rival teams into this just to corrupt cynder again.... and she's pushed too far. Ignitus tried to save her, but, she killed him in cold blood."
 * Gilda gasped!
 * Gilda: "Ignits dead?!"
 * Fake Icky: "I saw it myself........ Cynder went traitor on us....... I would never lie about this sort thing Gilds, Cynder's gone, and not even Spyro can help now thanks to becoming the Puppet's pawn. It's hopeless."
 * Gilda: "No! There's, there's always a way!"
 * Darkness Qui: "STAY BACK! I WASN'T EVEN ACTSELLY BEING HONEST BACK THEN?! COBRA ASKED ME TO SAY THAT SO YOU'LL KILL IGNITUS!? IT WAS ALL A TRICK TO HAVE YOU MURDER A HIGH-RANKING HIGH COUNCIL MEMBER SO YOU'LL GET KICK OUT OF THE LOUGERS AND BACK TO HIS ARMS?!"
 * Cynder gasped!
 * Cynder: "NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! IGNITUS?! COBRA CORRUPTED HIM TO SAY WHAT HE WANTED HIM TO SAY, DID HE?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "Well, I wouldn't put it past him, I-"
 * Cynder: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!...THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! (Kills Qui by cutting her head off)...What've I done?!? MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!
 * Cynder cries, as the other villains make a quick retreat as Cynder is in her misery.
 * Gilda: No, no, no! IGNITUS IS NOT DEAD!!!
 * Fake Icky: I'm sorry if this upsets you, Gilda. But I saw what happened. (Devious face appears on his face as he hypnotizes Gilda) You're just gonna have to accept it.
 * Gilda:...(Turns monochrome and corrupt) NO! I WON'T ACCEPT IT!!! THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD WILL NEVER FORGIVE CYNDER FOR MAKING A MISTAKE!!! NOT EVEN YOU!!!
 * Fake Icky: Gilda, honey, calm down!
 * Gilda: DON'T EVER CALL ME 'HONEY' AGAIN, ICKY-ASS!!! WE'RE THROUGH!!! (She smacks Fake Icky to a wall, and destroys him when the debris falls on him) I QUIT BEING A MEMBER OF THE UNFORGIVING SHELL LODGE SQUAD!!! I'm gonna DESTROY them all! Wait until I get my claws on them, I'll KILL THEM!!! I'LL DESTROY THEM!!! (Screeches loudly, and runs off)
 * Trixie was screaming loudly!
 * Latifier: "COME BACK HERE, YOU BLASTED HORSE!?"
 * Trixie pushes down a gumball machine, causing Latifier to slip around like an idiot!
 * Latifier: "WHOA, AH, OOF! AHHHHH!?"
 * While Latifier was busy, Trixie quickly got inside the royal kitchen.
 * Trixie: "What is that villain doing in here?! I thought he was in Prison 42! The strangest part, Trixie couldn't even sense his life-force until now when Merlin showed me how to sense life force... That only works when I had a horn.... DAMN IT! But if so either way, then that CLEARLY means that tricky puppet is try to cheat his way out of the ineditable! Well, TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME?! I bet right now, he is gonna try and trick me into believing that Twilight SUDDENLY appeared from nowhere, and say awful things to me!"
 * Trixie poundered for a bit.
 * ???: "HEY TRIXIE?!"
 * Trixie sees Twilight. which as she suspected, was fake.
 * Fake Twilight: "I have ALOT to say to you, Trixie!"
 * Trixie: "Oh, NICE TRY, Puppet! I'm on to your game!"
 * Fake Twilight: "Wh-wh-what?"
 * Trixie: "I assumed just because Trixie is not as great and powerful as Merlin, nor the quickest to go into danger, you assumed I am gonna be a cake-walk! (Mimics the Puppet's voice) Oh, I'm the mean stupid-headed puppet, and I'm gonna go after Trixie, cause she's gonna be helpless and weak! (Normal voice) Well, I AM ONTO LIKE RICE ON CHINESE FOOD!?"
 * Fake Twilight: "NO! THAT IMPOSSABLE?! THE STRONGEST OF YOU WERE TAKEN DOWN?! HOW COULD THE WEAKEST BE SO, REISIENT?!"
 * Trixie: "Wanna know why?"
 * Suddenly, Latifier comedicly slipped right in the kitchen, and crashed into pans!
 * Latifier: "Owch."
 * Trixie: "BECAUSE THE REAL VERSON OF THAT IDIOT ALREADY BEATEN YOU TOO IT?! Trixie may seem cynical, and un-enlighten, but she's NO fool! I already learned my lesson thanks to the REAL Latifier already tricking me once into betraying my firends to being someone I'm clearly not! And you know the saying?! (Cause of Trixie being onto The Puppet's tricks, she regains her horn and powers) Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, YOU WON'T GET TO LIVE TO SEE TWRICE?!"
 * Trixie powers up an engry ball!
 * Trixie: "TIME TO BE GONE, IMPOSTER?!"
 * Fake Twilight made a horrorfived expression, as a faded in face of The Puppet was shown as well!
 * Latifier was shocked as well!
 * Trixie: "KA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight: "WAIT! MISS TRIXIE, LET ME REASON WITH YOU! YOUR CLEARLY MORE SUPERIOR THEN I SUSPECTED!?"
 * Trixie: "KA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight: "No, no, no, NO! Let's be reasonable now! I'll share the power with you 50/50!"
 * Trixie: "HA-ME?!"
 * Fake Twilight freaks out and makes a run for it!
 * Trixie: "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Trixie fired the magic ball that blasted away Fake Twilight!? Leaving Latifier shocked.
 * All was left with a destroyed kitchen.
 * Trixie: "And, you, Latty. Trixie wants to have her fun with you!"
 * Latifier: "Wait, wait wait! I changed my mind! I won't bother you again, honest?!"
 * Trixie: "That's the problem! Your not the real Latifier. Your a magic created clone made by the puppet to try and scare me into become weak-minded and become his puppet! I already learned my lesson, thanks to the real idiot that is Latifier, so any attempt is fruitless?! Now, it's time for Trixie to do to you what I wish I can do to the REAL Latifier?!"
 * Trixie made a dark grin as she approuches a scared (Fake) Latifier!
 * Latifier: "No.... No! No!! NOOOOOOO-" (Trixie disintegrates the fake Latifier into dust)
 * Trixie: Alright, Poop-eteer! You've just crossed the line! I'm gonna see to it that my teammates are freed from your tricks, and--(Gilda suddenly pounces on her) WHA--?!? (She sees that Gilda is softly sobbing and still corrupt after what she just saw)
 * Gilda: TRIXIE!! You're the only person I can trust in this time of crisis! (Sobs) Ignitus is dead! Cynder's mentally scarred, Maleficent is dead, and so is Lord Cobra and Darkness Qui! And...(Sobs) What's worse is that I can't do anything about it. I want to help Cynder, but I know the Lodgers won't forgive her. They deceived her, and we were the only ones who didn't know about it...(Sobs)...I have to kill them for ruining her life!
 * Trixie: KILL THEM?!? GILDA, HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY MAD?!?
 * Gilda: No! You don't understand either!
 * Trixie: Gilda, listen to me! You can't kill the Lodgers! Ignitus and the others aren't dead!
 * Gilda: You're just trying to get to me. (Sobs) I'll have to kill you, too! (Tries to claw her throat, but Trixie manages to use her magic to push Gilda off of her, and pin her to the floor)
 * Trixie: Gilda! This isn't you! You're NOT a murderer!
 * Gilda: And how would you know THAT? (Sobs)
 * Trixie: Because! (Tries using a memory spell on Gilda, but her energy has been drained by all the magic she used, especially that Kamehameha earlier)...My magic!...I've drained it!
 * Gilda: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! (Cries loudly) PLEASE HELP!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED!!!
 * Trixie: What do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!?...(Suddenly gets an idea) Gilda! Remember Rainbow Dash?
 * Gilda: Yeah! Why are you bringing it up, traitor?
 * Trixie: Don't you remember all the good times you've had with her?...And with us?
 * Gilda: YOU BETRAYED CYNDER!!! YOU SHOULD DIE!!! LET ME GO!!!
 * Trixie: Gilda, listen! Remember Penelope? Or, Magnum the Great? From the Alternate UUniverses? Remember what she told you when you first met her?
 * Gilda: "Penelope? But, Tacor's here and alive, so is that Sargent goon of Xerxes, and Gaz-zon's pet spino Tony, and that crazy ox I helped bused once!"
 * Trixie: "They're not real, Gilda! They're magic clone "Puppets" made by the Devious Puppet to try and make idiotic monkeys out of us! Gilda, everything you saw and heard was lies created by that Puppet to try and get to us! I'm the real Trixie, cause one, if I was a puppet, I would be saying things that monster would want me to say and NOT what he doesn't! Tacor, Sargent Crush, Tony, and that freaky brutish ox are not real, or actsellly here! They're made-up clones made to scare us! Why, he tried to get to me using a clone of Latifier and Miss Sparkle, but I had easily congured them because the real Latifier already did, and I learned a lesson from it! Please cross-breed! Don't let that puppet become YOUR Latifer! Don't let HIM turn you into, as you would say... A flip-Flop. Remember what Penelope said."
 * Gilda: But I--
 * Trixie: Gilda! Please... Trust me on this!
 * Gilda:...(Thinks back to the past)
 * Penelope: Nobody in these UUniverses deserves to die for what they did wrong. Anger is just as bad as the billions of villains that are terrorizing our worlds. If you continue on it... You might very well become a villain yourself.
 * Gilda:...(Suddenly gets visions of her past life. She sees Rainbow Dash and Gilda together, she sees the time where she helps the Shell Lodge and joins them, she sees Icky and Gilda hugging and laughing, and she sees everything positive that she had experienced)...(She gets her color back, and she turns back to normal, even gaining her wings back)...Uhhgh...Trixie?
 * Trixie: GILDA! YOU'RE BACK! (Hugs Gilda)
 * Gilda: Okay, what the hell happened?
 * Trixie: No time to explain. We have to save Cynder and Riku!
 * Gilda: Right behind you! (They head off)
 * Cynder had already killed her other personal rivals. Skabb and his weird parrot things, the Queen of Hearts, and Dread. Gaul was litterally left, injured and barely breathing.
 * Gaul: "NO! Please Cynder! I am practicly the closest to a parent you had, next to Lord Cobra and the peacock. I am sorry if his plan ended up a less benifictal benifit then originally planed. Please, I, I was only being a good king and trying to help benifit my followers by giving them a wide-spread land, to build a civilisation, and, Malefor, offered his assitence. I didn't had any other option! I'm, sorry you were treated rough, but, It was so you could be.... The perfect, warrior."
 * Cynder: "Guess what? You succeeded."
 * Gaul: "(Cynder was prepared to kill off Gaul), no, no NOO-"
 * Cynder enters her avatar state and blasts Gaul with the same dark magic Spyro used to defeat him and turns the puppet version of the ape king to stone and is shattered into a million peaces.
 * Avatar Cynder: "...... Now...... I'm no better then ANY of them..... (Drops to the floor) And, I'll never, ever be forgiven."
 * It didn't take Gilda and Trixie long to finally find Cynder now reverted back to her normal self and sobbing on the floor in remorse.
 * Cynder: "Father Cobra, forgive me... I know you were evil, but, you deserved better. You deserved the chance to regain your good nature. And Qui..... I feel espeically bad for you cause.... I can't help help but feel, there was something more to you then even my darkest fears wanted me to believe... And Dread, you were like this because of me........ I even brought death to those i have no feelings for.... I EVEN FEEL BAD FOR A RETARDED PIRATE CAPTAIN AND A APE MONSTER?! I even feel bad for that tyrantical fat idiot?! I'm no better then any of them!"
 * Gilda: CYNDER!!! (She and Trixie arrive)
 * Cynder: (Sobbing) What do you two want?
 * Trixie: This! (Her magic finally rejuvenates, and she uses the memory spell on her, bringing her back to normal, and getting her wings and powers back)
 * Cynder:...Uhhhgh...what happened to me?
 * Trixie: You were tricked into thinking that Ignitus tried to kill you a long time ago.
 * Cynder:...(Sighs) I can't believe I fell for that! After I warned ALL of us to not fall for the Puppet's tricks.
 * Gilda: Well, at least we saved you. Trixie and I were afraid you would've commited suicide, and we CANNOT allow that in a bedtime story.... Pardon my weirdly placed post modernisum.
 * Cynder: "..... I... I am actselly glad that, the villains I killed, were not real, and Ignitus wasn't really trying to kill me.... But... What would he think if I ever told him this? What if everyone becomes afraid of me that, the monster inside did such, horrorable things to, magic generated clones?"
 * Gilda: Well, it's best if you keep it to yourself. What they don't know can't hurt them.
 * Cynder: Thank you, girls! (They all hug)...C'mon, let's find Riku! (They head out)
 * Devious Puppet: WHAT?!? NOOO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Laughs) Looks like they're giving you the slip, Puppet-Queer! Like I said, Iron Clad will!
 * Merlin laughed in joy!
 * Merlin: "I KNEW THAT GIRL WAS PAYING ATTENTION!"
 * Icky: "Wow, did you get screwed in the you know what!"
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) You think they can stop me THAT easily? I'm gonna make sure they don't get to Riku! Already, Riku is a complete mess! He is fighting against My Fake Fake Ansem, and he has absolutely NO chance in winning?! Also, Gilda didn't got rid of her fake rivals. I estamate they'll be a big problem soon enough.
 * Riku and Fake Ansem were having a keyblade fight, while Emperor Fang was hiding in the shadows!
 * Fake Ansem: "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IMPERTENENCE?!"
 * Fang: "You tell them, master!?"
 * Fake Ansem and Riku fought hard!
 * Fake Ansem: "I may had not gotten you to kill Mang, but I did AT LEAST tricked your dear sister to do it for me!"
 * Riku: "Cynder?"
 * Fake Ansem: "It was easy! She was already weaked tricked to believed Ignitus tried to kill her. Ignitus, Mang, even that twit Darkness Qui, and those weak-hearted others, murdered in a beastly fray of monsterious fury?! So, your mission to protact that useless idiot was all for not! Perhaps it's time to Cynder to take back the reigns once again!"
 * Riku: "YOU STAY AWAY FROM HER?! HASN'T SHE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!"
 * Fake Ansem blasted Riku into a wall thanks to cheating by surprise shadow ball!
 * Fang was cheering!
 * Riku was weakened.
 * Cynder seeing enough goes in her avatar state and stood between Riku and Fake Ansem while Trixie and Gilda root her on.
 * Fake Ansem: "Ahh.... Here's Mang's murderor. Have you come to help us destroy this fool?"
 * Avatar Cynder: "Forgot it, puppet, I know your not even the real fake of the Real Ansem. My friends helped me with that."
 * Fake Ansem laughed.
 * Fake Ansem: "So, the charade's over then? Well, I hope you won't expect your friends to help you out THIS TIME?!"
 * Suddenly, bursting through the wall, Was Tony, Tacor, Oxanator, and Sargent Crush.
 * Crush: "THERE YOU ARE, ALIEN?! TIME FOR YOU AND THE HORESY TO DIE?!"
 * Tony roared!
 * Gilda: "Don't worry about us Cynder. (cracks her knuckles) We got these fakers?!"
 * Fake Ansem: "No matter what you do, Cynder. You will serve our master Massachio, one way, or the other! I will make sure, even if it means my end, Riku becomes another puppet of the darkness. We, as you guessed, are only magical clones. We were never alive to begin with, nor are we or were we the real ones. Our master can always make more, as many as he can, to make sure your free will crumbles by his might. Nothing will stop him turning the entire united universe, both good AND evil, into his personal puppets. Your spirit, will break."
 * Cynder: We'll see, you clone fool! (Blasts at him with her magical powers, and Fake Ansem disintegrates)
 * Tony: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! (Smacks Cynder to the wall, as the debris crumbles on top of her.
 * Gilda: (Roars at Tony, and Tony roars at her loudly) WHOA!!!
 * Trixie: Suffer the wrath of the Great and Powerful TRIXIE--(Tacor smacks her to a wall)...Ow!
 * Gilda: ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!--(Sgt. Crush holds her in blade point)...Poop!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs) You see? They're losing! What are you sodders gonna do no--(Sees that the Lodgers are free thanks to Sparx)
 * Sparx: Sorry, Puppet-Boy, but while you were distracted, Spyro got me back to normal thanks to showing me that deep down, he wouldn't live without me. He said the right words to snap me out of my corruption, and it worked. So YOU'RE the one who's losing!
 * Devious Puppet: (Laughs and he lifts himself from the room by magical strings, and magically disappears, still laughing that creepy laugh)
 * Kairi: The others need our help! Especially Riku!
 * Skipper: Let's roll, men! (The Lodgers dart out the door)
 * Avatar Cynder breaks free of the debree!
 * Avatar Cynder: "Ok Tony, time to become the first dinosaur to go extint, twice?!"
 * Avatar Cynder roars, getting Tony's attention, forcing him to follow after her!
 * Sgt Crush: "I could care less for the dragon! IT'S YOUR DEATH I DESIRE?!"
 * Tacor and Oxanator approuch Trixie, who was slowly getting up.
 * Tacor: "You will serve the puppet, horse meat."
 * Oxanator: "But not before we screw you up first."
 * Trixie: "I think you'll find I can handle myself, you brutes!"
 * Riku slowly gets up. He saw how Fake Ansem was defeated. He heard what Fake Ansem said.
 * Riku: "None of this is real?"
 * Riku smiled. This means that, it was all an attempt by the Puppet to break his will, and thanks to Cynder, Trixie, and Gilda, he was free from it.
 * Suddenly, Riku felt a bite!
 * It was Emperor Fang! He bitten him!
 * Riku suddenly becomes weaker from poison!
 * Fang laughs evily!
 * Fang: "The puppet gave me an additional feature, unlike real Fang, i have venom! And only my survival will ensure yours! If i die, the poison will kill you quickly! If anything happens to me, we will share the fate, intervinely.... (Chuckles like Ruber)."
 * Riku was too weak to grab Fang and defeat him.
 * Riku: "Hurry Sister.... Please?"
 * Fang laughs maniacly!
 * Tony was still chasing Avatar Cynder, until she was cornered by the beast.
 * Tony growled maliceiously.
 * Avatar Cynder: "I am not afraid of you beast, cause I know your not the real Tony. Do your worse."
 * Tony was about to deliver his attack to Cynder, until...
 * Gilda wacked Tony in the face, sending him flying to the wall and killing him.
 * Gilda: How'd you like me now, a-hole?
 * Avatar Cynder: "Gilda, but, When i was flying, I saw you in the grip of Sgt. Crush! How did you escape?"
 * Gilda: "I think you might be pleasently surprised."
 * Avatar Cynder was leading Tony away!
 * Sgt Crush: "I could care less for the dragon! IT'S YOUR DEATH I DESIRE?!"
 * Tacor and Oxanator approuch Trixie, who was slowly getting up.
 * Tacor: "You will serve the puppet, horse meat."
 * Oxanator: "But not before we screw you up first."
 * Trixie: "I think you'll find I can handle myself, you brutes!"
 * Riku slowly gets up. He saw how Fake Ansem was defeated. He heard what Fake Ansem said.
 * Riku: "None of this is real?"
 * Riku smiled. This means that, it was all an attempt by the Puppet to break his will, and thanks to Cynder, Trixie, and Gilda, he was free from it.
 * Suddenly, Riku felt a bite!
 * It was Emperor Fang! He bitten him!
 * Gilda sees this!
 * Gilda: "RIKU?!"
 * She over hears Fang's plans for him about if he dies, Riku dies. The Emperor Fang started laugh maniacly as he kidnaps the poisoned Riku in a shadow of magic, possability in another part of the castle, possability the throne room since Fang was once an Emperor.
 * Sgt. Crush: "Well, He has the right idea. (Chuckles), and now, your demise."
 * ???: "YO JACKASS?!"
 * Sgt. Crush sees Icky and Iago.
 * Icky: "Hands off my girl!"
 * Iago: "Mess with these birds, huh?"
 * Sgt. Crush: "Oh yeah? Hahahahaha! What happens if I don't?"
 * Icky: "Oh I don't know, why don't ya asked the Big Wolf with the Hammer!"
 * Sgt. Crush: "What?" (Boss Wolf smacks him with the hammer, and Sgt. Crush dies and disintegrates)
 * Boss Wolf: Chew on THAT, tubby!
 * Gilda: "That guy wasn't fat."
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh, sorry, it's kinda my catchphrase."
 * Gilda: "Well, anyway, I'm glad you guys are ok!"
 * Gilda then sets out to find Fang, end his life and avenge Riku!
 * Trixie holds off Oxanator and Tacor as they attack her magic shield!
 * Tacor: "YOUR TRICKS CAN'T PROTACT YOU FOREVER?!"
 * Oxanator: "OXANATOR SMASH?!"
 * ???: "HEY!?"
 * Oxanator and Tacor see Fidget.
 * Fidget: "LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE?!"
 * Oxanator and Tacor laughed!
 * Tacor: "Or what, you little rat with wings?"
 * Fidget: "I have friends: Kung Fu Master friends!"
 * Po: (As he and his friends appear from out of now) Skadoosh!
 * Tacor: How did you escape our master's lair?!
 * Po: "Karma smiled our way, evil doers! But enough talk, LET'S FIGHT!"
 * Oxanator: "THEN GET READY TO EAT MY FIST?!"
 * Oxanator was about to punch po hard!
 * Po: KUNG PHOOEY!!! (Tripped Oxanator down, and smacked him in the stomach)
 * Oxanator: OOOOHHHH!!! OKAY, I GIVE UP!!!
 * Icky: HAH! Pussy! (Oxanator disappeared)
 * Tacor: "Accursed fools! I shall-"
 * Viper knocks Tacor out in one smack, finishing off the Tacor allusion.
 * Viper: "Dispicable leopard."
 * Gilda: "But we still need to stop Fang!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "I agree, but I have an idea to break the Imposter Fang's grip.
 * Fang has himself trapped at a dead end as an infuriated Gilda appears.
 * Fang: "Back my dear! If i die, HE dies!"
 * A sicken Riku is near him.
 * Fang: "And besides, My collages will finish up your friends soon enough. My master will enlsave you, one way or another. His surviveal depends on MY continuing Existence. Your helpless my dear."
 * Gilda: "Your still going down, one way or another!"
 * Fang: "Simple child. He is now, and will always be in my procession. Fake Ansem in his final hours has sevrely weakened him, and my poison keeps him weak, and my death, triggers his! My master will soon have him as a puppet soon enough, then, you weaknlings will be next. Your destenies are ineditable."
 * Kairi: You really think so, Fang? (Appears with her keyblade, and stabs Riku with his heart, and the Keyblade, instead of killing him, heals Riku from the venom, eliminate the venom, and in a chain reaction, causes Fang to begin dying)
 * Fang: Oh, mouse poopie! So close, but no cigar..... (Disintegrates entirely)
 * Riku:...Uhhgh...what happened?
 * Kairi: (Hugs him, and he hugs back) Everything's fine now, Riku. I'm so sorry the Puppet had to show you those awful things about me. You know deep down I would NEVER deceive you like that. You're my friend.
 * Riku: Thank you, Kairi. Thank you.
 * Skipper: Monster trucks, men. Monster trucks.
 * ???: NO!!! (Suddenly Devious Puppet arrives dangling on magic strings with the Strings of Chaos)
 * Devious Puppet: You may've defeated my clones, but you haven't stopped me! (Uses the Strings of Chaos to take control of the group)
 * Private: NOO!!!
 * Spyro: Well, let's face it, we HAD to get through this because I think it's time we focused our attention on the Mane 6. We still need to have a stor and it would be over too soon if it was THAT easy!
 * Sparx: He's got a point. It sucks we're hanged again, but at least the calvery will arrive soon enough! And what about Spike? What is he, chopped liver?
 * (Spike): "Twilight told me it was too dangerious, so, I'm out of the story now."
 * Sparx: "Oh...... Well, that's what happens to Tman takes too long on his fanfics i guess. A planned character ends up neglected and a cheap exquse has to justify why he isn't actselly here. Thanks for letting Scroopfan and MSM alone with the episode you and Scroop were intended to do togather, Tman! I hope making Taiku a damn celebery was worth it! Even though by this time since it was BEFORE any of that, what I am saying makes no sense."
 * Devious Puppet: "HA?! I'LL BE READY WITH MY PLANS BY THEN?!"
 * Suddenly, he was secretly watched by the Crusaders, as he vanished back into his high tower room.
 * Applebloom: "Looks like it's up to us girls."
 * Mare-Zan: "Castle not too far. Just be careful. Mean Pony has pet TImber Wolfs protroling the area near castle."
 * Rarity: "Oh wonderful, AS IF we haven't had to put up with those wood abominations already, never mind the Wooden Abomination in dangerious control of Discord's personal items."
 * Mare-Zan: "Me fight Timber Wolfs alot. Timber Wolfs hate fire."
 * Twilight: "Well, approbeate considering they're magical wood monsters."
 * A snake-like creature was watching. It briefly reveils itself to be Vine-like.
 * few more snake-like creatures appear behind it.
 * A vine grabs Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: "AHH!"
 * The vine reveils to be attach to a vine-like anaconda-like snake monster!
 * Everyone sees the creature and gasped!
 * Mare-Zan: "VINE-CONDAS?!"
 * Applejack: But I thought they were just an old pony legend!
 * Rarity: "Applejack, we had previously established that theres a mating season deadicated to these creatures. Any crediability of being a myth was already out the window!"
 * Applejack: "....... Oh.... Then why did Tarnation did Tman made me say that.... If ya, pardon mah post-modern-isum."
 * Twilight: Girls, let's just stop talking, and start fighting. (The Vine-Condas atrike, and Rainbow Dash grabs them, and grapples them into a tree branch, and they spin around the branch, and get tied up)
 * Rainbow Dash: Does anyone else wanna get some--(Rainbow Dash suddenly gets tied up by the Vine-Condas) HEY! (Bites the vine, and the Vine-Condas screeches in pain)
 * Applejack: Buzz off, you plant-snake varmits! (A Vine-Conda strikes, but then AJ stomps on the vine, and the Vine-Conda screeched in pain) (AJ does the same thing with her other front leg, and does it with her other limbs until they overwhelm her) WHOA! (Rainbow Dash punches all the Vine-Condas, and they let go of AJ) Thanks, RD!
 * Rainbow Dash: Glad to oblige.
 * Fluttershy: (Vine-Condas tie her up, and the tip of their tails actually open up like a flower, and show a built-in poison stinger)...(Uses The Stare, and the Vince-Condas panic and let her go)...LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, YOU BIG BULLIES! (The Vine-Condas disappear except for a few)
 * Twilight: Fluttershy, I don't think that'll work for most of them. Some tend to be vicious and show no sense of fear.
 * Mare-Zan: (Uses her skills to swing across the trees and fight off the Vine-Condas with her dagger, shrieking and hissing like them)
 * Twilight: (Attacks every vine that attacks her until they tie her up good) URRGH! (They prepare to sting her) Uhh, somebody help me! IT'S GONNA POISON ME!!!
 * Mare-Zan: (Rips the poison stinger off of the tail as the Vine-Conda shrieks in pain, and lets Twilight go)
 * Twilight:...Wow, Mare-Zan, that was a bit brutal, wasn't it?
 * Mare-Zan: Don't worry. Me do no real harm. Vine-Conda stingers grow back in half hour.
 * Twilight: Wow.
 * Rarity: GET BACK, YOU DIRTY GREEN PARASITES! (Smacks away Vine-Conda tails) I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO HARM YOU!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare again, and the Vine-Condas are a tiny bit terrified) LEAVE THEM ALONE, I SAID! (Only one Vine-Conda retreats, leaving just the Alpha Male)
 * Mare-Zan: That Alpha Male Vine-Conda. Show no fear or decency whatsoever. Too mean, too ruthless, too hard to convince. (The Alpha Male hissed and displayed his more bizarre stinger) It's stinger even scares off toughest of predators. One sting from Alpha Male can come quick.
 * Rarity: Yikes...uh...(Gulps) I am NOT gonna go near THAT beast.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me neither, that thing looks like it'll squeeze my head off like a bottle cork!
 * Twilight: "Someone please tell me this thing's afraid of fire too, right? Ya know cause fires destroys plants in wildfires?"
 * Mare-Zan: Yeah, it might. (Scrapes up a torch and swings it across the Alpha) Get back! BACK! (The Alpha hisses at her, and tries attacking her with his stinger, but then Mare-Zan burns the stinger clean off and the Alpha screeches in pain)
 * Fluttershy: (Uses The Stare on the Alpha, and it actually scares it after all the pain the fire caused on his tail) We'll do far worse than THAT if you don't leave us alone, and think about what you've done! GO! (The Alpha nods a yes, and it leaves)
 * Mare-Zan: Wow, yellow pony good at scaring animals.
 * Fluttershy: It's what I do. Keep animals in control.
 * Rainbow Dash: Way to go, Fluttershy!
 * Mare-Zan: Come, we almost there. (She jumps into the trees, and swings across them)
 * Twilight: C'mon, girls! (They follow her, and after a while of running, they find the Castle)
 * Mare-Zan: We're here.
 * Rarity: (Gasps) LOOK OUT! (The ponies hide when a Timber Wolf arrives)
 * Mare-Zan: We can't stay hidden all day. Timber Wolves have excellent smell. They track us down quick if we don't move. (Smells their breath) And me never get tired of their breath.
 * Applejack: Alright, let's do it, then.
 * Mare-Zan: But be careful. Timber Wolves tend to be killers when they on guard. Best thing to do is use fire. When Timber Wolves fall apart, they come back together in less than minute.
 * Applejack: Oh, THAT I know.
 * Twilight: Well, I do know a spell that can set something ablaze, but it's too strict, even for me or the Princess.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, then use it!
 * Twilight: Well, the thing is, I haven't gotten the hang of it yet. I'm still practicing.
 * Pinkie: Maybe it needs a lil' rub in the belly. That's how I handle wolves or canines. They absolutely LOVE it. (Everyone stares at her)...What?
 * Rarity: Pinkie, dear, these are GUARD dogs.
 * Applejack: Yeah. They ain't like Wanona at all. All that they know is to do their job and do it without distraction.
 * Rarity: So, Twilight? Do you think you can try that little fire spell again?
 * Twilight: Well, I can try.
 * Mare-Zan: The Timber Wolf is hot on our trail. (The Timber Wolf is heading to their location)
 * Twilight: I got this! (Magically teleports them to another location)...(The Timber Wolf sniffs the area, and because they teleported, the smell ends)...Whew! That was close.
 * Mare-Zan: Barely. But he not the only one. (They see multiple other Timber Wolves scouting the area)
 * Rarity: My stars! That's a lot of Timber Wolves. (Smells their breath) UGGH, and their breath smells like rotting flesh!
 * Applejack: Well, they eat meat, don't they? They are based on real wolfs though.
 * Twilight: "You know, I really must study the bizzare anatamy of the Timber Wolf, like how dispite being made of wood is able to to funtion like a living creature."
 * Fluttershy: What'll we do? They'll all smell us any moment.
 * Mare-Zan: "We could always hide smells with mud."
 * Rarity: "You honestly think a mud bath can help us AT this time?"
 * Applejack: What's the matter, Rare-rare? Afraid of a little mud?
 * Rarity: There is NO way I'm going into some filthy mud. Gross!
 * Twilight: "But isn't bud baths a form of spa treatment?"
 * Rarity: "THAT's pearipudic mud! The mud we're talkinng about is, wild mud! It tends to be less, sanitary!"
 * Mare-Zan: Well, there's another way to lose scent. Get into water. That what I do when mud isn't option.
 * Rarity: NO! I hate getting wet!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's either disguise yourself with nature, or get torn apart by a Timber Wolf.
 * Rarity: Alright, let's get into water. I don't like to get dirty once in a while, but water seems to be a cleaner alternative.
 * Fluttershy: But where are we gonna find--
 * Pinkie: Guys, look over there! (She has spotted a pond 5 ft away from their location)
 * Mare-Zan: Good eyes, pink one.
 * Twilight: (The Timber Wolves are tracking them down and heading closer) Girls, they're getting closer.
 * Mare-Zan: Everypony move, now! (The ponies retreat to the pond, and submerge) (The Timber Wolves arrive, and sniff around the area)...
 * Fluttershy: (She and the Mane 6 are in their merpony forms and Mare-Zan is stunned)...(The Timber Wolves leave, and the ponies surface, and Mare-Zan gasps for air)
 * Applejack: Thank Celestia they're gone!
 * Mare-Zan: You merponies?
 * Twilight: It's a long story.
 * Rarity: (Whines) I can't believe this! Now I'm all WEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEET!!!
 * Mare-Zan: Oh, stop whining. You be fine.
 * Rarity: Well, it's easy for YOU to say. You've probably done this all the time, and you always seem to get covered with all the bacteria that lays in that water. NAS-TEA!!
 * Applejack: What a whiner.
 * The mares swim there was torwords the castle grounds.
 * Hobgoblin tribesmen, and Poucher Griffins and Poucher Orcs are seen moving around caged Golden Gorillas. This must mean these are the "Gold-Rillas".
 * The same Brutish Unicorn Thugs, who are identical twins, except for ther eyes, the right and left have spot around their eye, one has right, other has left. They're refered to as the Spot Twins.
 * Spot Twin 1: "Put your backs into it, you Mythos slime!"
 * Spot Twin 2: "Haha, Good one Brute Force."
 * Brute Force: "Thanks Brawn."
 * The same Goblin and Minotaur are seen at the front gate.
 * Goblin: "Look at all this Progress, Bufo. These golden apes are gonna make us filthy stinking rich! We should've joined the Planet Mythos Black Market ages ago!"
 * Bufo the Minostaur: "Uh, yeah Gabby! Hehehehehe, the boss is gonna like us.... Uh, where is the boss?"
 * Gabby The Goblin: "Oh, he's having his, family reunion Bufo. He asked personally, not to be disterbed."
 * Gabby chuckled wickedly.
 * Pipe Orgin was play as Fancy and Fleur were coming through, as they see a figure.
 * Fancy: "Who are you?"
 * As the organ playing was about to climax, he reveiled himself to Black Tie.
 * Fancy: "(Gasp), Brother?"
 * Black Tie: "Ahh.... You remembered."
 * Fancy: "It's, surprise to see you involved with the Mythos black market, and, that your good at playing the organ!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, it's just a small piece, it's but an opbra (holds notes on the oragn, causing the old castle to shake abit), to bring the house, down. (Chuckles evily)."
 * Fancy: "Brother, why are you hurting these defenceless creatures?"
 * Black Tie: "DEFENCELESS?!"
 * Black Tie bangs on the organ, making an even louder noise, causing more rocks to fall!
 * Black Tie: "They're monsters of everfree, you twit?! Nothing here, is harmless! (Regains his composure.) In fact, your in much more danger in here then out there, I assure you."
 * Fancy: "Everyone's gonna become concern we're gone for some reason, and youll be even more trouble when you tried to hurt Miss Rarity and Ponyville!"
 * Black Tie bangs the organ, causing the castle to shake and drop rocks again!
 * Black Tie: "Fancy Pantsy, I assure you, Generosity is HIGHLY over-rated. I used to be the most richest member of our socity, I had a job at the bank, I had the favor of many Goverment officals, I was the benifitsiairy for the rich, and their best firend, and then that certain PEASENT GIRL RUINED IT FOR ME?!"
 * Fluer: "You brought apawn yourself, Tie. If you just learn how to love, none of this would've happened."
 * Black Tie: "You know what Fluer? (Begins to play organ), I tried to love someone once. But it ended up in sorrow. So how did i avoid becoming a weakling, a hopeless presuer of love? Simple.... I given up faith in it."
 * Fancy: "..... Did you even make a point there when you sang a disney song?"
 * Black Tie: "Perhaps it's better, I explain my sad tale... Of when, I was in love, with a poor, peasent mare named, Belle Hope, and how I originally wanted to help her out of her finanal trouble and the sickness that plaged her family."
 * Fancy: (Sighs) Yes, I've heard of it before.
 * Black Tie: LET ME EXPLAIN!!!
 * (Black Tie): Me and Belle enjoyed our own time together, and we even vowed to keep our relationship a secret from Canterlot. Everything in my life was wonderful. But then, I was devastated to discover that Belle's family was suffering a mortgage crisis. I wanted to help, and I promised Belle I would get the money to save her. But sadly...
 * Black Tie: WHAT THE HELL?!? (Finds a parking ticket on his wagon, and he reads it) 1000 BITS?!? NO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * (Black Tie): I got a ticket for parking my wagon in a handicap zone. I was forced to pay ALL the bits I've been saving for Belle to the STUPID AND HEARTLESS PONYVILLE GOVERNMENT, and at the same time, Belle dumped me.
 * Belle: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I TRUSTED YOU WITH A SIMPLE TASK, AND YOU RUINED ME!
 * Black Tie: Belle, please, I'm sorry! I had no choice!
 * Belle: Yeah, you think you can just park in a no parking zone just because you're of Canterlot blood? You're SO full of yourself!
 * Black Tie: Belle, please--
 * Belle: Don't ever speak to me again. You know what, we're through! (Leaves)
 * Black Tie:...(Left in sadness, and lies down crying)
 * (Black Tie): Not only did I lose Belle then, but she lost her home, and her family died of spending their lives in the cold world and of pony flu. Belle was so hearbroken, she left to live in Manehatten, away from me...
 * Black Tie: And so, I swore to tear down Ponyville for ruining Belle's life AND mine.
 * Fancy: ".... My, goodness. Is, that why you wanted to tear down Ponyville? It wasn't, for greed, class seperation, perfection, and abuse of power?"
 * Black Tie: "Oh don't get me wrong, Greed, Desires for a time of Seperated Classes to raise again, The wanting of Perfection, and to raise further into power became included agendas. But was also because my beautiful Belle abandoned me for a mistake of the monkey that is Mayor Mare, and her STUPID IDEA TO GIVE HANDICAP WEAKLINGS A PRIVATE SPOT?! They didn't even HAVE that many handicap ponies, they were a surprisingly realitively healthy neighberhood! WHY IN THE FIRES OF TARTARUS DO THEY HAVE A RESERVED PARKING SPOT FOR THE DISABLED WHEN IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY?!"
 * Fancy: "Actselly, there are disabled Ponies in Ponyville. Ever heard of "The Ponyville Hooves to Independence" factsility? It helps pony of all kind of disabilites."
 * Black Tie: "WHATEVER?!"
 * Fancy: "Brother, please, I'm sorry of this Mare was upset cause of a bad inconvinence. I am very good friends with her Cousin Chelle Hope who is a popular pop singer in Manehatten. I can get her to convince Belle it wasn't your fault... Completely. I mean yes, you did illegally park in a handicap space, but you didn't realise that cause you just wanted Belle. You were a victim of bad luck Brother, and your allowing it to make it worse. Please listen to-"
 * Black Tie: "SILENCE?! I am tired of you! Soon enough, the Mythos Black Market ship is coming to pick up the Gold-Rillas, where they'll be stripped of their organ cristals, and generally, their golden skin and fur. I am making a fortune here! I don't know why you and other tree huggers were protacting these beasts when you can become richer then the princesses themselfs! We are talking about a gold mine that walks and eats bananas! Why obscured them from the pickings?!"
 * Fancy: Because they're an endangered species! Ponies poach and cage these things for their gold and valuables all the time, and their population is decreasing because of it. Do you actually think taking your problems out on Rarity AND these harmless creatures is necessary?
 * Black Tie: I just want to make Ponyville pay for their sins! I'm not only doing this for riches, but for making Ponyville look bad by framing them for the smuggle and force Equestrians to tear down the place. And this time, nothing is stopping me. And just in case you two get any ideas... (Claps hooves)
 * Fleur: (Two Timber Wolves arrive and growl at them) WHOA!
 * Black Tie: Make sure they're locked up good in this old castle's dunguin. (The Timber Wolves escort the ponies away)
 * Twilght: (Still wet like the others, but have hind legs after being on land. She twists her hair and squeezes the water out) Well, I have to admit, we do need some refreshment every once in a while. But at least we lost our scent.
 * Applejack: (Her wet hair covers her face, and she shakes, drying it off, getting water all over the place) Whoo-ee!
 * Rarity: Could you at least watch where you shake the water off of you. I've got enough gross water on me as it is.
 * Mare-Zan: Relax. There no bacteria in water. Just tiny phytoplankton.
 * Rarity: PHYTOPLANKTON?!? EWWW!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: How did you know about phytoplankton?
 * Mare-Zan: You learn things from Zecora once in while.
 * Pinkie: Question, Mare-Zan? Have YOU ever been infected with poison joke like we were?
 * Mare-Zan: A few times. Me get puffy animal fur once, and me also get scales and feathers. But over time, me build up immunity to poison joke.
 * Rarity: Good. I hear they once used the poison as a prank substance, but was illegalized after fillies used it for negative reasons.
 * Applejack: Yeah, Applebloom surely knows that. She would've used it on me or Big Mac.
 * Twilight: Yeah, THAT wouldn't have been pretty.
 * Fluttershy: (Twists the water out of her hair, and her tail) I sure hope Discord's okay.
 * Applejack: I'm sure he's fine, sugar-pie.
 * Twilight: But those Lodgers better hurry with his Puppet Strings or he'll transform at any moment.
 * Rarity: You don't need to tell them twice, Twilight. I just hope Fancy and Fleur are ok.
 * Twilight: "Oh don't worry, considering Black Tie may have some feelings for his own brother, or even the possability he does have good inside, chances are he is gonna have a "Keep Hostages alive" policy, so I think they're fine."
 * Rarity: "Well, thank goodness for the Prisoner if caught rule.... But, I'm worried about, what if, I mean?"
 * Applejack: "You mean if that Black Tie varmit wants to ensure to get them off his back without letting them go by... Doing them in?"
 * Rarity gulps.
 * Twilight: "Ok, again, most likely he'll just hold them against their will forever. He hasn't gone into complete monster terratory.... That I'm aware of. I mean, Unless we can understand his reasons, even I'm baffled why a noblemen like Black Tie would even act like this other then cause he's a greedy black-hearted jerk!"
 * Pinkie: "Well maybe he can Fancy and Fleur when we rescue them."
 * Mare-Zan: "Pink Pony mean AFTER we get past mean pouchers near castle?"
 * Fluttershy: "Me-me-mean pouchers?!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Not just Minotaur, Goblin, and two twin Unicorn colts, but also Griffins and Orcs. I once heard words from birds that they're from a world called "Mythos". What Mythos?"
 * Applejack: I dont get it.
 * Fluttershy: "Pred Judu Des told me it's a planet populated mostly of Mythic Creatures. He, expressively dubbed it as "The Horrorable Planet of the Beasties"."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But it's actually a sanctuary for them. It's illegal to go poaching there, and you do NOT wanna know what the penalty is for that."
 * Fluttershy: "Pred told me that too, but he said that there's alot of underground businesses in Mythos not even Tri-corn is aware of."
 * Twilight: "You mean we're not just dealing with any Black market trade, but a Black Market trade from another world?!"
 * Fluttershy: "And not just any Alien Black Market Trade. Pred told me scary stories about the imfamous.... (Gulp), "Mythos Black Market". There an illegal trade selling not just weapons, endangered animals, and banned drugs and sustences, but, there's also rumors that they kidnapped natives of the planets they have a stranglehold on, and don't care if tribal or civilised, they'll sale them as slaves to worlds where slavery isn't yet illegalised."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Did Pred told you those stories so you would become a Mythic Beast hater like him?"
 * Fluttershy: Yes. (Sniffs as her eyes begin watering) It was just horrible. I know he means well and just wants me to be careful around suspicious people, but, but, HE DIDN'T HAD TO TELL ME SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I deffently tasted an exsample from what the Mythos Black Market was capable from when I was kidnapped by Frances Le Flour! I'm even more scared of the Mythos Black Market now! (Cries)!
 * Twilight comferts Fluttershy to calm down.
 * Twilight: In fact, Celestia and Luna promised that we'd take a trip there someday. Said it was too beautiful to resist.
 * Rarity: "Fluttershy mentioned a "Slave trade"? If so, then I'm afriad I have a good idea how Black Tie may intend of getting rid of Fancy and Fluer without murder or letting them go."
 * Mare-Zan: Then we need to stop smuggling operation before too late.
 * Applejack: "I agree, we got varmits to boot!"
 * The group moves forword.
 * Devious Puppet laughed maniacly as he had the lougers trapped to his wall, all of them this time.
 * Devious Puppet: "I had to admit your friends almost gave me a run for my money! But i knew good ol' fastion last-minute cheating would help me out in the end!"
 * Sparx: "Jerk."
 * Devious Puppet: "But the real credit should go into Discord's choas Stringer Holders, and a speical extra something from the Alicorns."
 * Trixie: "Say what now?"
 * The curaders were seen hiding.
 * Scootaloo: How are we gonna get the louge out of that wall?
 * Applebloom: We can't save them untill that mad, power-crazed puppet varmit leaves.
 * Cynder: "What are you talking about, you clished dark wizard? What do you mean "Something from the Alicorns"?"
 * Devious Puppet: Oh you like that would you, Dark Cynder the former Queen of the All-Mighty Villain Leage.
 * Cynder: "How did you know that?! I been mostly convinced everyone outside of the louge and villain leage that no one knows about my past!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Firstly, thanks to the internet, and your "Legend of Spyro" Video Games, it's basic common knowledge. Secondly, i did my homework on you guys."
 * Sparx: This is what happens when you make a wiki of our past lives and current chronicle adventures up untill now folks.
 * Sir Hiss: "I previously stated on how that was gonna be used against us one of these days."
 * Devious Puppet: You think me doing my homework on you guys is the only thing I've done? I've also discovered your Achilles' heel: the soft, quivering underbelly beneath all that armor that is the full power of all of you together as a team. The spongecake, and that purple joke!
 * Spyro: "Ok, now your just being rude."
 * Devious Puppet: "Yeah, and i have sweet, dangerious powers. The Power, to create! The power, change and rearrange! The power, to destroy!"
 * Icky: "Aw no, he's gonna sing."
 * Sweetie Belle: "That puppet has the hottest voice ever."
 * Scootaloo and Applebloom gave Sweetie blank stares.
 * Sweetie Belle: "What?"
 * Devious Puppet: And I also know a certain alternate universal evil dragon who will deffenitly pay a good price to watch your two leaders kick the bucket once I'm done with them. Extra on a certain moody she-dragon getting tortured to Oblivian!
 * Cynder (quietly): "Qui...."
 * Devious Puppet: "But first, I wanna do something for myself..... Oh, kiddies, (looks at the crusaders' direction), Come on down, (brings out the strings of choas to snag them over to him) Uncle Massachio wants to play!"
 * Lougers: "APPLEBLOOM SCOOTALOO AND SWEETIE BELLE!?"
 * Icky: "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS GET IN HERE?!"
 * Devious Puppet: "Maybe your friends weren't careful to look for stow-aways! Anyway, I also saw you twirps from the time relic, and oh, ho-ho-ho boy, do I know what to give YOU little idiots?!"
 * Devious Puppet raises the enchantments and makes a pool of shadows.
 * The first ones to come out, were magic clones of Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon!
 * Diamond and Silver: "BLANK FLANKS?!"
 * Sweetie: "NOT DIAMOND TIARA AND SILVER SPOON!?"
 * Then, the Cockatrice from the MLPFIM season one "The Stare Master", always raises from the pool, and hisses menacely!
 * Applebloom: "COCKATRICE?!"
 * A horse-like Headless figure rose from the ground!
 * Scootaloo: "THE HEADLESS HORSE?!"
 * ???: "Where's may rusty (a figure raises from the pool) HORSESHOE?!"
 * Scootaloo: "THE OLDEN PONY?!"
 * Another Figure bursted from the pool, and reveiled itself to be Martha, Blot's pirate Harpy crew member!
 * Martha: "Hello, lunchmeats?!"
 * Scootaloo: "THE MEAN PIRATE HARPY?!"
 * The crusaders screamed as loud as they can, and made a run for it, as the clones of the crusaders old foes and worse nightmares persue them!
 * Devious Puppet: "Aw, kids are easy. They'll be too afraid of their own shadow after my clones are done with them!"
 * Then Scootaloo remembered what Luna told her when she was scared.
 * Martha: "TIME TO BE STUFFED INTO ME BELLY, YOU WEAK-MINDED PONY TWITS?!"
 * Scootaloo: I dont think so!
 * Scootaloo stops to face her and her friends much to the shock of her friends!
 * Martha: "(Laughs), oh what's this? Lunch tries to fight back? (Laughs harder), This is gonna be a slam dunk!?"
 * The Cockatrice growls, as it, the Headless Horse, The Olden Pony, and Diamond Tirar and Silver spoon back up Martha!
 * Icky: "ARE YOU CRAZY KID?! EVEN IF THEY'RE CLONES, YOUR NO MACTH FOR TWO BULLYS, A PIRATE HARPY, A CRAZY GRANDMA, A HEADLESS ABOMINATION, AND THE WORLD'S UGILEST CHICKEN?!"
 * Scootaloo: But I'm still not afraid of them!
 * Suddenly the Clones start to desecrate by Scootaloo's bravery and each of the lougers began to get free much to the shock of the Devious Puppet.
 * Devious Puppet: No! This cant be happening, I played all of my cards to capture you all.
 * Scootaloo: Which you wasted your last one on one crusiader who is fearless!
 * Martha: "YOU WON'T BE SO FEARLESS WHEN I SLICE YOU OPEN LKE A STUCK PIG?!"
 * Martha brings out her sword!
 * Martha: "Girls, hold her down!"
 * Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon holds down Scootaloo to a vulerable position, as Martha prepares to make good her threat!
 * Applebloom: "SCOOTALOO?!"
 * The Headless Horse, The Olden Pony, and the Cockatrice surrounded Applebloom and Sweetie Belle!
 * Scootaloo: "Applebloom, Sweetie, You need to face your fears! Remember they're not real! They're nothing but magic, dark, fear-based magic! Fear isn't so very powerful when you face it! Luna told me to face your fears in my dreams once! Trust me on this!"
 * Olden Pony: "WHERE'S MY RUSTY HORSESHOE?!"
 * The Headless Horse made a laugh simular to the Headless Horsemen as it reared up!
 * The Cockatrice began to slowly turn Applebloom and Sweetie into stone!
 * Scootaloo: "GUYS! FACE YOUR FEARS?!"
 * Applebloom: But..
 * Scootaloo: GIVE THEM THE STARE!
 * Applebloom and Sweetie looked at eachother, all the while their flanks have completely turned stone.
 * The Cockarice smiled sinisterly as The Olden Pony and the Headless Horse laughed maniacly!
 * Diamond Tiara: "Looks like it's all over for the "Loser-Mark Crusaders", Blank-a-loo!"
 * Diamond and Silver laughed evily, as Martha was about to finally deliver and death blow!
 * Then Applebloom and Sweetie gave the clone a stare so bravely, it desecrating a screeching Martha, a sceaming olden ponly and Headless Horse, a shocked Diamond and Silver and a now cowering Cockatruce as the stone on the two fillies cracked.
 * Devious Puppet: (Shocked)  No! NO! NOOO!!!
 * The Devious Puppet attempts to to make a fast escape! Those three filies have not only overcomed their fears and nightmares, but they ruined both his plan and chance to take out Spongebob and Spyro for Darkness Qui and the now shocked puppet wizard has to flee while he still can.
 * Suddenly WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon intercepted the Devious Puppet's escape.
 * Devious Puppet: (GASPS)
 * Devious Puppet: "FUDGE?!"
 * Diamond Tiara grabs a good hold of Scootaloo!
 * Diamond Tiara: "MASTER, USE THE BLANK-FLANK AS A PONY SHIELD, IT'LL GET THEM TO BACK OFF!"
 * Devious Puppet magic grabs Scootaloo!
 * Devious Puppet: "BACK OFF, YOU TWITS?! No one moves, or the brat gets it!?"
 * Icky: "Aw come on, just because she ruined your child abuse fun, doesn't mean you can take it out on her!"
 * Devious Puppet: "This brat made me look like an idiot! I have every right to be mad!"
 * Devious Puppet holds Scootaloo over the edge of the tower window!
 * everyone gasps at this!
 * Devious Puppet: "A deal, Misfit loser brains! Let me and the string holders of choas and that alicorn thing walk out of here to the safety of MY REAL fortress, and THIS BRAT WON'T BECOME FLOOR PIZZA?!"
 * Donkey: "I don't know guys, he sounds serious!"
 * Devious Puppet: "YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO MAKE YOUR DECIDION?! 10!"
 * Spyro is thinking hard about this.
 * Devious Puppet: "9!"
 * Spyro thinks harder!
 * Devious Puppet: "9 AND A HALF!?"
 * Spyro is conflicted. Let this clearly angerious indevidual go, or, cruely sacrivice an inocent life for the greater good, which in contrast won't make stopping him any worth it, or any better then him.
 * Devious Puppet: "9 AND 3 QUARTERS?!"
 * Spyro started to sweat alittle.
 * Devious Puppet: "8?! 7?! 6?! 5?! 4?! (Prepares to Drop Scootaloo) 3?! 2?! 2 AND A HALF?! 2 AND THREE QUARTERS!? DON'T MAKE ME SAY 1?! I'm warning ya, pipsqueak?!"
 * Spyro sighed in defeat.
 * Spyro quietly said something.
 * Devious Puppet: "Care to repeat that?"
 * Spyro mumbled something.
 * Devious Puppet: "I can't hear you. Speak up for the audience to hear, pipsqueak!?"
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "You win. You earned your freedom unfairly. Just, leave Scootaloo alone, take the Spring Holders of Choas and the Alicorn artifact and go! Stopping you now is not worth a death of the innosent."
 * Devious Puppet: "Aw, now was that so hard? I mean, other then that there's still a powerful mad-puppet on the loose? But your right, this stupid kid who just doomed the world, and possability the entire united universe, who in fact your all gonna hate now, is MUCH more impourent then stopping me become your all suprime unstoppable master!"
 * Devious Pupper tosses her to the floor near Spyro. The Puppet then vanished into magic, and the clones vanished as a result of the Puppet's absence.
 * The last they heard was the Puppet's mocking evil laughter.
 * Spyro was abit mad at Scootaloo for being hostage for the Puppet to use as escape fuel.
 * Spyro: "Scootaloo, you stupid little brat?!"
 * Scootaloo: "But, Mr. Spyro, me and the crusaders just wanted to-"
 * Spyro: "Thanks to you being stupid and obcessed of getting your, BUTT TATTOOS, A dangerious madman escaped with unigmaginably dangerious powers and the United Universe is still in danger! Worse, there's some chance Qui may somehow be connected with this psycopath! I do not understand what Rainbow Dash sees in you, but clearly she's making another blunt-headed, idiotic desidion like when we went after Blot's map! You just like here, a reckless, thrill-seeking moron with the intelligents of the cast of "Jackass"?!"
 * Donkey: "Hey now, whoa whoa whoa, it's not her fault that guy's a cheater!"
 * Spyro: "But it is herself endangering herself AND her friends against a dangerious force! I hope you stayed a blank-flank for the rest of your days, Scoot. You don't deserve a cutiemark for being reckless."
 * Scootaloo started to shed tears.
 * Sweetie Belle: "Scootaloo?"
 * Scootaloo started to cry, and ran away!
 * Applebloom: "SCOOTALOO, WAIT!?"
 * Now the lougers now turn angerly at Spyro.
 * Shifu: Spyro, What have you done?!  I am VERY disppointed in you!
 * Po: Scootaloo had good intentions in helping us!
 * Spyro: "But it ended up letting a dangerious madman loose in an unsuspecting world! It's these kind of mistakes that almost allowed the Leage and other villains to nearly win! That Puppet is out there somewhere, still capable of pulling off his dangerious plan, and even possability, make another attempt to make us prisoner again just for the sake of good measure."
 * Tai: Well in that case, good luck finding that madman on your own! If your not greatful to Scootaloo for saving your life from Darkness Qui's hired assassin that is about to kill you and Spongebob, your no better then Malefor himself, the evil digimon my friends and I defeated in the past or even Smaug.
 * Matt: For once, Tai is right. Good Luck dealing what that little mad puppet by yourself!
 * The other lougers including Kairi and Riku stare angrly with resentment to Spyro, and walked off to find Scootaloo.
 * Spyro: Wait! Where are you all going?
 * Iago: To comfert our REAL best friend, Spyro-Jafar!
 * Icky: "Ah, go cuss yourself, Spyro! If Scootaloo and her friends arent welcome to help us, we aren't staying! Friends do not yell at their allies especally when they really mess up."
 * Patrick: And I thought Spongebob had problems when Gary first came to the louge.
 * Mr. Dodo: (Now disguested at Spyro for what he did) GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!
 * Kairi: (Dubbed as Celestia) You have ALOT to think about, Spyro...
 * The Lougers, plus Riku and Kairi left.
 * Spyro: "Well, sorry if the well being of the entire universe, plus all of our love ones are at stake here! So what Scootaloo was spared? It wouldn't matter in the long run when he goes on to make his dark plan a reality! Soothsayer, talk some sense into them!"
 * Soothsayer sighed.
 * Soothsayer: "Spyro.... We are not suddenly ignorent of what that puppet is capable of. We desire to bring justise to him just as we would to any that would seek to control of the United Universe..... But.... At the same time, though it ended with the villain escaping to fight another day, at least his plans are momentarly delayed for more time to stop at our full force. Your rage is justifived in some sense. This world, and others are in danger of of this villain seeking to subugate all who live in it, and he's in process of powers he shouldn't be trusted with. But, the child didn't meant for the puppet to escape. She didn't intent to aide in his escape. It was all because Karma desided not to smile our way again, and because this individual was crafty and deseptive. I do agree that this should've ended better... But, at least somewhat try to be grateful Karma desided to briefly smile at us at all with her attempted rescue at all, then for this Villain to break our spirits, and eventally all of far far away."
 * Spyro: (Now realizing what he had done) "But, guys....."
 * Sparx: "Look, hate to turn against you AGAIN in one day, but, yeeeahhh, this is not one of your shinning moments here Spy."
 * Sparx and the Soothsayer left.
 * Spyro was now alone and Cynder was about to make her leave but not before turning her head back at him.
 * Cynder: Most of our friends in the louge have done terrible things in the past, Spyro. Scootaloo may have messed up and allowed the Devious puppet get away but atleast we know not to disrespect her or say terrible things like not getting a cutie mark someday, otherwise, we be no better, then Malefor, Xehanort or even Darkness Qui themself. Think about that.
 * Cynder then left leaving Spyro completely alone.
 * Spyro: What.... Have....I....done......
 * Good Enough by Life House plays as Spyro flies alone to find the Devious Puppet's True fortress in sadness. At the same time, Scootaloo was galloping out of the fortress in tears.
 * As the song continued, Spyro landed at a nearbye lake while the moon appeared in the night sky. Spyro looked at his reflection on the water which turned into that of Malefor himself laughing evily. Boy, Tai wasent really kidding when he said Spyro wasent any better then his own arch nemesis.
 * Spyro  quietly gasped!
 * The relection was gone, normal Spyro is appearent.
 * Spyro decided to continue his search for the Devious Puppet along and took to the night sky.
 * Scootaloo was already outside. She stood in front of a foundton.
 * Scootaloo: "Why is it that I try to do good things, it just blows up in my face? I let that crazy toy escape and allowed him to get a hold of me! I, I doomed the universe..... I should just go home to Equestia and let the lougers fix this on their own. I only made it worse."
 * As Spyro procreeded on his flight to find the Devious Puppet, he looked back at the now far away old fortress now regreating what he did to Scootaloo. He really messed up badly then her and because of it, he lost his friends' trust and betrayed them by yelling at Scootaloo and now has to save the universe on his own.
 * Spyro flew away.
 * Scootaloo started to board the Flying Van, Applebloom and Sweetie Belle boared too.
 * Scootaloo: "Let's vow not to get involed with the lougers ever again. All we do is screw everything up. Let's just wait for them here to take us back home."
 * Applebloom and Sweetie said nothing.
 * It didnt take the lougers, Kairi and Riku lnog enough to find the crusaders. They are still mad at Spyro for what he did. The soothsayer was still silent about the whole thing but is worried about that Rainbow Dash will not like this. If she finds out that Spyro caused Rainbow Dash's # 1 fan's decision to never get involved with the louge again, the purple dragon will not only will he not be so lucky at gaining his friends who may not want to talk to him again, he may not be so lucky to be alive when his rage almost got him killed during his adventures with the pirates.
 * Spyro evently lands and desides to rest in a nearbye cave for the night.
 * Spyro starts to get alittle upset now.
 * Spyro: "Those ungretful ingrets! All i was trying to say that Far Far Away and The whole of the United Universe is in danger cause of that brat! No one takes this situation seriously!"
 * Spyro smacks a stlelagmite and destroys it!
 * Spyro: "It's not fair!"
 * ???: "Friend problems, buster?"
 * An old Cave hermit is seen coming torwords Spyro.
 * Cave Hermit: "I got someone mad at me once. Was made unfit for socity afterwords. I turn to life of a Hermit. I desided I didn't needed friends if they're just gonna turn on you for a bad mistake. So what? I never needed friends again, and look how well I turn out."
 * Spyro: Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
 * Hermit: Doubt it. I'm a traveller who searches around for valuables solo. Besides, so what if your friends abandoned you? You don't need friends. You can just stop Devious solo. Forget about them.
 * Spyro: Why should I? We're family.
 * Hermit: (Devious is controlling him in order to corrupt him, chuckling) After what you said to that child? Not bloody likely. You made her cry. It's like telling a child that Santa Claus doesn't exist! You think you can be forgiven for that?
 * Spyro: Well, yeah. It's not as serious as a murder, is it?
 * Hermit: Oh, trust me, Scootaloo's NEVER gonna forgive you for scolding her about her cutie mark like the other bullies at her school. (Spyro gasps. It was true. He did treat her the same way Diamond Tiara did)
 * Spyro: Good lord, what've I done?!?
 * Hermit: (Chuckles) You see? Bonds were made to be broken. (Devious hypnotizes him) Go and hunt down Devious by yourself knowing life can be as cruel as slavery and allow your hatred, anger and darkness burn! (Chuckles as Spyro turns monochrome and corrupt)
 * Spyro: Forget them! I'm going after Devious myself! I don't care how many reinforcements he has! (Flies away and transforms into Dark Spyro)
 * Hermit: (Laughs hysterically) All too easy! I KNEW blaming the filly for this would work! (Magically turns into Devious)
 * Devious: (Laughs, dubbed as Rumplestilskin) NOBODY'S SMART BUT ME!!! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: (They reach the bridge leading to the entrance of the castle, which is guarded by two Timber Wolves) That must be the bridge to the castle.
 * Rainbow Dash: Not to mention the same place where I proved my loyalty.
 * Mare-Zan: Yes. Me couldn't see through fog, but could hear conversation with dark princess' illusions with good hearing.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's good that someone else seems to know a bit about us, even when she's been living in the Everfree.
 * Pinkie: "Where are the pouchers? You said there was pouchers."
 * Mare-Zan: "Night-time. Pouchers sleep in night. Morning come, big ship from Black Market come and steal family away."
 * Pinkie: Ohh, is the pochers inviting their captives to a party cruise?
 * Twilight faced hooved.
 * Mare-Zan: "If this was so they can be invited to party, then why family in cold, steel cages to be abused by Pouchers and be snarled at by Timber Wolfs?"
 * Twilight: Nevermind her, Mare-zan. She's just being silly old Pinkie Pie.
 * Mare-Zan: ".... You say pink friend not normally very bright?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, not the first one to question our friends intelligents Mare-Zan."
 * Rarity: "Well it's not that Pinkie's dumb, she's just too hyper-active to really take things seriously."
 * Pinkie: "HEY GUYS, LOOK AT THIS ROCK?! THAT'S A VERY GOOD LOOKING ROCK?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: No, Pinkie! Dont!
 * Pinkie: "AW COME ON DASHIE, IT'S A ROCK!? THE COOLEST LOOKING ROCK EVER!"
 * Applejack: Keep your voice down, Pinkie! You wanna give us away to those varmits!
 * Pinkie: "..... Oops. But it's still a cool rock."
 * Rarity: "Good golly, Pinkie is the most distracting nosense ever!"
 * Mare-Zan: "Distracting?....... ME HAVE IDEA?!"
 * The two Timber Wolfs are still there.
 * ???: "OH WOODEN PUPPIES?!"
 * The Timber Wolfs look at the direction they heard the voice. It was Pinkie Pie dressed as a cat.
 * Pinkie: "I'm a kitty cat! (Deeps breath, then Sings Meow repeatingly in a jingle, she was singing the Meow Mix Jingle)."
 * The Timber Wolfs more more curious and confused then aggresive. But they quickly desided to capture this strange intruder and turn her in to Black Tie for demands on what to do with her, then they charged at Pinkie, who was surprisingly fast and the trio gave a cat and mouse chase!
 * The others were hiding.
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs alittle bit), That Pinkie Pie, she's so random."
 * The Timber Wolfs were confused. Black Tie will not be pleased once he hears that they've let his next worthy victim to do what he pleases with her get away.
 * Suddenly, Pinkie reappeared behind them, and with a dep breath, Pinkie ROARED LIKE A TIGER!
 * This made the Timber Wolfs freak out, and fell apart out of fear!
 * Pinkie: "ME-OW!"
 * Rainbow Dash: That was totally....AWSOME!!!!!
 * Mare-Zan: "How Pink Pony do that?"
 * Twilight: "Trust me. Let's just say she's not like normal ponies, and leave it at that!"
 * Inside the forgotten palace, sleeping Orc and Griffin Pouchers and their caged Gold-Rillas are seen everywhere in the main hall. Gabby and Bufo are sleeping on two hammicks.
 * The Twins Brute Force and Brawn are asleep.
 * The Hobgoblin tribe are sleeping inside mini huts with skulls of rabbits on spears as part of tribal settings.
 * Black Tie was sleeping in a huge, private tent.
 * Black Tie is seen sleep talking.
 * Black Tie: "Please, Belle Hope. Come back to me..... (ZZZ.)"
 * As two Timber Wolfs were sleeping, Fancy was pacing around, while Fleur was looking worried.
 * Fleur: "Fancy, what are we to do? Mare-Zan's family are gonna be taken away by the Mythos Black Market, and no one, not even Celestia or Tri-Corn are even aware of this! This may be the end of the Gold-Rillas, and no one is gonna realise it."
 * Fleur started to cry.
 * Fleur: "And this is all our fault! We never should've begged Mare-Zan to show us her family! We didn't know Tie's minions were following us! Mare-Zan most likely hates us now and has left us to be dead!"
 * Fleur was crying hard now!
 * Gabby's voice from afar: Hey! Keep it down over there, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP?!
 * Fancy comferts Fleur to calm down.
 * Fancy: "Now now, Fleur. We can't lose hope yet. We can still find a way to beat this. Someone is bound to realise we're absint for quite sometime, so, that would raise concern. Trust me Fleur, our luck's about to change yet."
 * Black Tie and and all of his minions are still asleep.
 * Then Black Tie began tossing and turning as if he's starting to have some sort of nightmare.
 * Black Tie: "Belle, don't leave me, please! No! No! NO! Please come back!"
 * Black Tie looks as if he is crying in his sleep!
 * Black Tie: "Belle?! BELLE?!"
 * Black Tie fast awoke!
 * Black Tie: "BELLE?!?"
 * Black Tie was heavily breathing. Tears were heavily escaping his eyes.
 * Black Tie: "Belle..... Why did you leave me?"
 * Black Tie is conflicted by his emotions. Is he seeking injustice cause he is a victim of fear and Celestia's and/or Mayor Mare's rule wronging those she never meant to or has it turned him into a real jerk so much it drove Belle away?
 * Gabby's voice: "Boss?"
 * Black Tie re-gained his composure when he heard his minion's voice.
 * Gabby entered.
 * Gabby: "Is everything ok?"
 * Bufo charged it!
 * Bufo: "SNAKE?! SNAKE?! WHERE'S THE SNAKE?!"
 * Brute Force and Brawn twin spot eyed Unicorns entered as well.
 * Brute Force: "Bufo, you dumb Ox-head, there's no snake here. But all the same boss, what did ya scream for?"
 * Black Tie: Nothing. I just had another bad dream.
 * Gabby: Was it about Belle again?
 * Black Tie: Yes.
 * Gabby: Thought so.
 * Black Tie: I just can't help but feel terrible. I've tried for years to avenge her by taking down Ponyville, but no matter how hard I try, nothing seems to work.
 * Brute: Sir, you've GOT to keep your emotions clear. Those Black Market dealers in Mythos are gonna cancel our sale if you keep this up. You know they don't take kindly to people like that.
 * Black Tie: Thanks for the tip!
 * Bufo: Besides, what'cha gonna do to frame Ponyville, anyway? I didn't quite understand that.
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) You don't remember?
 * Bufo: Uh, yeah! It had something to do with snakes, right?
 * Black Tie: (Face hooves himself) I'm surrounded by complete morons! No. We're gonna make the sale, and plant the money and evidence in the Mayor's office. Once the Royal Guards come to investigate, they'll kick Mayor Mare out of office, and tear down Ponyville for good. Now are you happy?
 * Bufo: Yeah, I'll get the snakes. (Gabby smacks him to the ground)...Owch!
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) At this rate, we'll be sacked for sure.
 * Brute: By the way, I think I heard something outside like a Timber Wolf barking. Somebody must be hot on our trail.
 * Gabby: Probably that Mare-Zan bitch again trying to save her Gold-Rilla friends. What should we do if she tries to get here?
 * Black Tie: Oh, I know how to deal with an ape-pony. She cares for those golden beasts, right? Well...(Takes out a shotgun, and cocks it)...when she gets here, we're gonna have a BLAST! (Cackles)
 * Mare-Zan: (The ponies sneak into the place quietly with all the guards around sleeping)...This way. Me smell something. (Climbs across the ceiling quietly, and they get a sight of Fleur and Fancy, who are completely alone as the Timber Wolfs who were asleep already assumingly left somewhere else.)
 * Rarity: (Gasps) It's Fleur and--
 * Twilight: SSH! Quiet!...(To Mare-Zan) So what're we gonna do to bust this cell open?
 * Fluer: Save your breath, Mare Zan. There's no way out of here.
 * Mare-Zan: "But Fancy, Fluer, me here to help! Me brough friends too! (Shows Main 6.)"
 * Fancy: "Miss Rarity?"
 * Rarity: Yes, Fancy. I am here. We have come to help you.
 * Francy: No, No, Rarity. You and your friends shouldent have come here. Black Tie is out of control!
 * Rarity: "We know, he's betraying Equestia's laws and values selling out these poor Gold-Rillas to the Mythos Black Market!"
 * Twilight: "We dealt with dangerious situations before. I mean, we defeated Nightmare Moon in this castle!"
 * Fancy: "Please Understand, it's worse then a simple greed quest! He has a more darker, personal goal, once again involving Ponyville!"
 * Fluer: Belle, Fancy and I prayed for this day to never come!
 * Main 6: "Belle?"
 * Mare-Zan: "Who Belle?"
 * Fancy: You guys never heard of Belle?
 * Rarity: "You have to be more seapific, There's alot of Ponies named Belle. My sister has such a name as her last name."
 * Fluer: Well, I was refering to Black Tie's old marefriend, Belle Hope.
 * Rarity: "That doesn't sound like any canterlot pony i'd met and known."
 * Fancy: Well, why Black Tie's in the mad state his in now isn't a very pleasent story and I still fear what will happen if not only will he suceeds in carrying out his dark goal on Ponyville but when he is stopped and caught.
 * Fancy: "And, that's about it. He was, a victim of a romance gone horrendusly south, cause of a minor parking error."
 * Rarity: Oh Darling that's terrible.
 * Fuler: And do you know what will happen to Black Tie when he is stopped and caught?
 * Mare-Zan: "He thrown in place called "Je-Ail"?"
 * Twilight: "It's prounced "Jail"."
 * Fancy: "I'm afraid the Mythos Justice system has more, harsher penalties I'm afraid."
 * Rainbow Dash: "How bad could it possability be?"
 * Fancy: ALOT Bad, I'm afraid.... Let's just say that in Mythos, it's actselly a sign of mercy from the Mythos Justice System to just be thrown in jail. Evil is STRONGLY intolerated in Mythos, and the Mythos Black Market, is most certainly evil, profiting for even selling innosent sentient beings from other worlds. If the Mythos Soverens ever discover proof the Mythos Black Market is real, they would be understandingly furious! They would be determin to stay in good graces with the rest of the worlds by heavily punishing the individuals with.....
 * Rainbow Dash: "With what?"
 * Fuler: If Black Tie dosent stop and change his mad ways and when The Mythos Soverens find out that he's involved with the Mythos Black Market, among other things, they are going to have him (He slits across his throat with his hoof to finish the last part with the mane 6 understood what that meant).
 * Rarity: "TH-THT-TH-THEY'RE GONNA KILL HIM?!"
 * Twilight: "The pouchers ACTSELLY native to their would, i would understand and couldn't blame them, but, Black Tie is not from their world! I don't think whoever allowed him to join, didn't even told him about, THAT!"
 * Fancy: "I can hopefuly assumed that is true. Then again, he's so comident that the Mythos Black Market is so, secretive, that not even Tri-Corn is fully aware of it. But still, I doubt his ambitions of revenge would still stand if he was aware of this."
 * Applejack: "But what if he is, and just doesn't care, or someone's pulling his strings to decide the award's more worth it then the punishment?"
 * Fancy: "I am fearful of that being an equil possability. I did heard talk of the "Mythos Black Market President", who is very unknown and secretive, and a dangeriously successful and monitarly powerful villain, who has great ambitions for my brother to, take over the Mythos Black Market soon... This, possabiliy implies the President is very old, and needs an heir. He's even said to be over-seeing the Gold-Rillas being boarded the ship himself. They said it's a consideringly risky move for him, cause he's the very mind, heart, and soul of the Mythos Black Market, and if anything were to become of him, why, the Mythos Black Market would be, disbanned, and all sales made by it will be forced to be reveiled and all sins corrected by justice of any kind."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So, we get Mr. Black Market President, his empire of crime's history?"
 * Twilight: (Through a magic communicator) Spike, you getting all this?
 * Spike's voice: "Hah, the better question is what did i NOT get?! I pretty much heard EVERYTHING! But what can I do?"
 * Twilight: See if you can do some research on the Mythos Black Market, it's president encharged of it and his empire of crime. If anything happens to me and the girls and all heck breaks loose, hold down the fort as long as you can until we come back.
 * Spike's voice: "Couldn't I just make Celestia aware of this and put a stop to it?"
 * Twilight: "ONLY, as a last resort Spike. Celestia has ENOUGH to be concerned about Discord becoming an even bigger monster thanks to a psyco puppet, we can't yet include a secretive Black Market into Celestia's worry list yet, not without a plan to reslove this quickly."
 * Spike's voice: "Ya sure? I mean, what would you guys being doing in the mean time?"
 * Twilight: We're going to get some captive out of the old castle where we got the Elements of Harmony and defeated Nightmare Moon which is now occupied by the Black Market's destined heir and his minions. But like I said before, if anything happens to me and the girls and all heck breaks loose, hold down the fort as long as you can untill we comeback.
 * Spike's voice: "Ok...... I, I hope you know what your doing getting invloved with this without Celestia as back-up."
 * Twilight: "We're doing this in babysteps. We help Fancy and Fleur first, then get enough help we can to put a huge halt on Black Tie and the Myhtos Black Market."
 * Mare-Zan: "But what bout Mare-Zan's family?"
 * Fancy: "Mare-Zan, please understand, we're, not in the position to be any quick help to your family. We're severly out-numbered by Pouchers and Timber Wolfs. We would be of more help to them if we come back with help. I promise Black Tie will not have the pleasure to even get ONE abourd the President's ship."
 * Mare-Zan: "Promise?"
 * Fluer: Defenatly.
 * Twilight: "First, we need something to keep Black Tie and those pouchers very distracted, and at the same time, get our hooves on the keys."
 * Mare-Zan: "Me have idea."
 * Black Tie: "Remember, If you see ANYTHING that looks like an intruder."
 * Bufo, who has the keys on his belt: "Uh, sure boss, uh-huh uh-huh, sure!"
 * Gabby: "This old dump gives me the bloody creeps! You sure that old legend about the "Pony of Shadows" is just a stupid myth?"
 * Black Tie: Oh come on, it is a myth. The Pony of Shadows doesn't even exist. Only a child would believe that.
 * ???: "OhhhhhhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooohhhhh?"
 * Gabby: "WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT?!"
 * Bufo started to freak out!
 * Brawn: "Uh, it's, the wind... Right Brute Force?"
 * Brute: "Strangest Wind I ever heard."
 * Black Tie: Guys, your not scared of a little odd wind are you?
 * A sound of a female scream was heard!
 * Black Tie's goons began to freak out!
 * Even Black Tie found himself nervious and unsure of what is going on!
 * Bufo: "The Pony of Shadows is mad at us?!"
 * Brawn: "It's a scream of fury?!"
 * Black Tie: No! This is not Real! I dont believe in the Pony of Shadows!
 * A shadowy robe figure, frightingly and slowly raises behind Black Tie and his Goons.
 * Black Tie: (Gasps) (The Shadow opens it's yellow eyes) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! AARRGGHH!!!
 * Gabby: (Dubbed as Patrick) Puh-pu-pu-puh puh-pu-puh-pu-puh! (The others repeat the same silly phrase three times)
 * Everyone: THE PONY OF SHADOWS!!! AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!! (They all panic down the hall, as it was revealed that Fleur made a shadow that looked like the Pony of Shadows while Fluttershy asked some fireflies to add the eye effects)
 * Fleur: (Laughs) THAT was funny.
 * Fluttershy: Thank you, little ones. (Fireflies chitter, and fly away)
 * Mare-Zan: That keep them running for half hour.
 * Fancy: Definitely. Now, we'll split into 2 teams. One will find Mare-Zan's Gold-Rilla friends and free them, and the other will find the 'Clock of Reality' thing that Rarity's looking for.
 * Pinkie: I like it already!
 * Fancy: Mare-Zan, you lead Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy to the Gold-Rillas. And Twilight will lead Rarity and Pinkie to the Clock. Any questions?
 * Pinkie: Yeah. Do the Timber Wolves like it when they have their tummies rubbed?
 * Fancy: Trust me, they don't, they're made of wood. Now let's get started.
 * Twilight: What about you two?
 * Fleur: We'll keep an eye on Black Tie and see if he doesn't get into any trouble.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay-doke. We're on the job. (They all split up)
 * Discord: (Is thrown into a cell surrounded by white walls) WHOAH--(Smashes his face on a wall, making it cartoonishly flat)...(His head goes back to normal) Uggh! I HATE it when that happens! (The door slams shut on him)...Well, this is just lame-tastic! First I lose my valuable Puppet Strings, and now I get thrown in the Equestrian version of Area 51?
 * Pony Soldier: (On intercom) Just stay calm, Discord. You will be safe in here. Celestia and Luna will be coming to see you momentarily.
 * Discord: Well, okay. I guess I could use a little more time to be myself. (Creates a recliner, and sits relaxing) Alright, now for some classic comedy. (Creates magical clones of ponies in misery)
 * Pony Clone #1: (Dubbed as misery guy from Phineas and Ferb, he has crashed his wagon into an apple cart) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clone #2: (Getting a massage, and the chiropractor accidentally paralyzes his back) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clerk Clone: (With another Pony Clone in a bank) You owe the bank 50,000 bits.
 * Pony Clone #3: AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Cline #4: (Not dubbed, takes his cake out of the oven, and it's burned) AW, MAN!!!
 * Pony Clone #5: (Doing an experiment, but the chemicals blow up in his face, and disintegrate the entire table AND his equipment) AW, MAN!!!
 * Discord: (Laughs) This could actually be a substitute for my evil stuff! (Laughs)
 * Pony Soldier #2: How long until he warps into a Dracon-Monsterious?
 * Pony Soldier #1: 24 hours...and counting. But he'll NEVER get out. These cells are designed to be unaffected by his uncontrollable magic.
 * Pony Soldier #2: I sure hope you're right.
 * Discord: (Laughs at another miserable pony clone, and suddenly feels a jolt in his chest)...Urrgh!...(Suddenly growls like a monster and gets green eyes for about 3 seconds, then converts back to normal)...Wha...whoa. That was weird. Must be a side effect of all the ice cream. Oh, well. (Sighs, and sits, continuing his amusement)
 * The Gold-rillas were in cages guard by at least 3 Orc Pouchers lead a Non-Equestian Griffin Poucher.
 * Griffin Poucher: "Alright ya bloody Lord of the Rings rejects, we have to ensure nothing, and I mean NOTHING gets a hold of our profit trains, alright? President Sklaeskin Has a zero-tolerence policy for screw-ups. Wanna know what happened to the last bloke who failed him?"
 * Orc Poucher 1: "Uh, what?"
 * Orc Poacher 2: Did he get executed?
 * Griffin Poacher: Worse. He lost his home, his family, his friends, AND his job.
 * Orc Poacher 1: Owch!...
 * Griffin Poacher: And THEN he was executed.
 * Orc Poacher 2: DAMN!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: And his head was put on a stick.
 * Orc Poacher 1: DAAAMN!!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: WITH HIS EYES AND TONGUE REMOVED!!!
 * Orc Poacher 3: HOLY FUCKIN' ZONKEY-ASS!!!! THAT'S JUST OVERKILL!!!
 * Griffin Poacher: Our failure punishments will be TWICE as worse.
 * Orc Poacher 3: NOO!!! IS HE GONNA RIP OUT OUR HEARTS, SQUEEZE THEM LIKE BALLOONS, AND FEED THEM TO HIS PET BUZZARDS?!? (Drumshot is heard as the others stare at him awkwardly)
 * Griffin Poacher: That is gross, mate! Why would he do THAT to us?
 * Orc Poacher 3: He's a seriously volient orc, dude! He's seriously demented for someone who resembles the disney villain from Tarzan! He eats like an ogre!
 * Griffin Poacher: (Slaps him) Just shut up, and make sure no one gets near these treasured primates. Not even that Mare-Zan ape mare.
 * Orc Poachers: YES, SIR! (They guard the Gold-Rillas)
 * Gold-Rilla #1: (Howls and ooks, Subtitles: "LET US OUT, YOU DUMB EXCUSES FOR SAPIENTS!!!")
 * Gold-Rilla #2: ("I'll rip you all apart with my bare hands, you green-bean monkeys!!!")
 * Orc Poacher #1: Good thing we can't understand them. I'm sure they're clearly insulting us.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Yeah, shut up, chimp! (Gold-Rilla #2 punches him in the head) OW!
 * Orc Poucher 2: "Whoa, careful, they're physically fit and ain't afraid to show it!"
 * Orc Poucher 3: "Could've used that earlier.... IDIOT?!"
 * The griffin poucher sighed in annoyence.
 * Griffin Poacher: I'm surrounded by idiots. (Leaves)
 * Mare-Zan: (She, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Fluttershy sneak inside in the shadows)...We must stay quiet.
 * Fluttershy: My, they look...(Gulps)...big.
 * Rainbow Dash: Pfft, piece of cake.
 * Applejack: I wouldn't be so sure. They're orcs. They're the second strongest members of their class behind trolls.
 * Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...I'm frightened. I've never stood up to orcs before.
 * Rainbow Dash: You'll be fine, Fluttershy.
 * Mare-Zan: Just play it safe. We must find way to distract orcs long enough for us to free Gold-Rillas.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Just leave a me a few seconds with those dork orcs, and I'll give them a run for their money! Just give me a disguise. And Fluttershy, I know you hate hearing bad things about animals, but I might use some to fool the orcs. Can you try and handle yourself?
 * Fluttershy:...I can try.
 * Rainbow Dash: Plus, if you hear them, try thinking about them having a miracle. Like...well...if I say a rabbit is caught by poachers, think about it being rescued by the EPA, and returned back to it's habitat.
 * Fluttershy: Okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Disguised as a poacher, with her cutie mark covered up by clothes) Good evening, gentlemen.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Uh, who the hell are you?
 * Rainbow Dash: My name is Ms. Rainbow Gold, Poaching Extraordinaire. I heard you were selling endangered Gold-Rillas, and thought I would check them out.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Oh, okay, then--
 * Orc Poacher #1: HOLD IT! You don't look that much like a poacher to me.
 * Rainbow Dash: I AM SO A POACHER!!!...Uh, I mean, why say that, buddy? I captured over 30 phoenix eggs when I was 18.
 * Fluttershy: ("Then they were rescued, and returned back to their mothers' nests")
 * Rainbow Dash: ("Try not to say anything about animals dying, Dash. That's something Fluttershy cannot handle.") So, how much is the big boss planning to get for these apes?
 * Orc Poacher #2: 100,000 bits.
 * Rainbow Dash: DAMN! That's a lot.
 * Orc Poacher #3: I know. Creatures like these are worth a fortune! Especially after how much their organs will be worth once we--
 * Rainbow Dash: (Cuts him off to stop him from setting FLuttershy off) Yeah, I get the point. (Mare-Zan climbs on the roof, and sneaks to the cages) How endangered are these things? I'm a poacher of worth, but I'm not one to actually kill an endangered species. Especially since I had a lot of controversy about it.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Yeah, I can't imagine how THAT feels. (The other orcs look at him sterningly)...What?
 * Orc Poacher #1: You know, those words can get you fired. Poachers aren't supposed to have compassion for the animals they capture.
 * Orc Poacher #2: All they care about is money! Buckets of it!
 * Orc Poacher #3: Sorry.
 * Orc Poacher #1: But seriously, Ms. Gold, you can't just let THEM control what you're meant to do in life. I mean, they can't judge a cutie mark by it's looks. Anyway, what is your cutie mark?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Gets nervous, knowing that if they saw her real cutie mark, they'd know she's not a poacher)...Uh...it's an animal head with a money sign on it.
 * Fluttershy: ("But it's just happy it's being sold as a pet")
 * Mare-Zan: (To Gold-Rillas in their language, "Me and my new friends have come to save you. Just hang on")
 * Gold-Rilla #1: ("Well, it's about time. But hurry up--Wait, friends? You made friends?")
 * Mare-Zan: ("It's a long story I don't have time to explain. Let's hurry.")
 * Orc Poacher #2: Show us your cutie mark.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Uh...(Sees that Mare-Zan has got only 2 more Gold-Rillas left to free)...Well, I'd like to, but it's best I get going.
 * Orc Poacher #3: Why?
 * Rainbow Dash: Because I need to get back to my job, of course.
 * Orc Poacher #1: Then what was the whole point of coming here? Surely, you would've been here for a much bigger point than just seeing a bunch of apes.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well...I...uh...(Mare-Zan is on her last Gold-Rilla cage)
 * Orc Poacher #2: Wait a minute...Show us your cutie mark.
 * Rainbow Dash: No, I'm sensitive about people looking right near my butt.
 * Orc Poacher #2: I said 'show us your cutie mark', 'poacher'! NOW!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Gulps, then sees that Mare-Zan has freed the last Gold-Rilla)...I need to get going.
 * Orc Poacher #1: Okay, now you're just being silly. (Rips off Rainbow Dash's disguise, and sees her cutie mark) YOU'RE NOT A POACHER!!! YOU'RE A WEATHER MANAGER, YOU INTRUDING PIECE OF SHIT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Removes her hat) That's right, booger-face! (The orcs see the Gold-Rillas freed)
 * Orc Poacher #2: THE-THE-THE GOLD-RILLAS, THEY'RE ESCAPING!!!
 * Mare-Zan: Hello!
 * Orc Poacher #2: SOUND THE HORN!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Pulls the other Orc Poachers' hats down their heads, blinding them) I don't think so!
 * Applejack: (To Orc Poacher #2) Hey, partner! Ever had a view of Equestria?
 * Orc Poacher #2: What the hell are you ta--(Applejack bucks him out the window with her strong legs, and the Orc is sent flying through the forest) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Fluttershy: Whew! That was a close one.
 * Gold-Rilla #3: ("Mare-Zan, where did you meet these ponies?")
 * Mare-Zan: ("They were trapped by a tribe of Hobgoblins, and...well...I saved them.")
 * All Gold-Rillas: ("WHAT?!?")
 * Gold-Rilla #4: (This was a golden version of Kerchek, and roared furiously, scaring Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: We-we-we-we-we didn't want to harm you guys! We just promised Mare-Zan we'd help save you guys.
 * Gold-Rilla 4: ("MARE-ZAN! How many times have I told you NOT to interact with other ponies? Especially with the poachers running around.")
 * Mare-Zan: ("But Akuchi, they helped save us. They're heroes from Ponyville.")
 * Akuchi, dispite being upset that his rule was ignored, can't really ignor that.
 * Akuchi: "(But, what about those other two "friends" you brought, but when they left, the pouchers came?)"
 * Mare-Zan: "(They friends too. Those Pouchers kidnapped them first. They were spying on them. Not all Non-Rillas are bad. Ponies like Fancy and Fluer were trying to keep us safe, but Fancy's rouge brother had his mean friends spy on us and, that's why we're even having this conversation, Akuchi. But these ponies who helped me are bad, then, why they beat the pouchers if they're on same side?")
 * Akuchi was also aware of this.
 * Akuchi: "(So, the whole blue pony being a poucher was an act?")
 * Mare-Zan: "(Annoyed) (Oh devines sake yes! You heard them openly distrust her when they suspect something isn't right!"
 * Akuchi: "(Ok, ok, I was just making sure. Sorry, I was just making sure the family doesn't get into another bad situation here. Just be glad I'm one of the more reasonable alphas. I heard stories about this Kerchack guy, totally unreasonable, and I heard it didn't end well.)"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, Fluttershy, you speak animal, translate?"
 * Fluttershy: Well, I'm a little rusty on it since I didn't spend some time with apes, but I can give it a try. That must be the alpha of the clan named Akuchi. He and Mare-Zan are discussing if we're either friends or foes. So Mare-Zan must've convinced him.
 * Akuchi: ("Wait! The yellow one can understand us?")
 * Gold-Rilla #2: ("How is that even possible--")(Suddenly gets a look at her cutie mark, convincing him enough)("Oh, yeah. Now I get it.")
 * Akuchi: ("Silence, Lungile. These ponies mean us no harm. Are there more of you, yellow one?")
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, there are six of us. The others are up to something else.
 * Applejack: Well, yall' best be findin' a way out before somepony, or someone, sees us.
 * Gold-Rilla #1: ("Seriously, Ekene, what's with them replacing 'one' in some certain words with 'pony' nowadays?")
 * Gold-Rilla #3 (Ekene): ("It's just how they roll, Kato. You don't have to question their vocabulary.")
 * ???: "HOLD IT YOU LOT?!"
 * The Griffin from before came back!
 * Griffin: "I wouldn't be a very good poucher if I wasn't self aware of my surrounds... Or, the sound of idiots getting pummled. I am well armed, and I ain't afraid of use this-"
 * Suddenly, he got kicked in the face By Fluer doing a judo kick!
 * Fancy: "Sorry being back so soon, but Black Tie is busy hiding. I think our "Pony of Shadows" trick worked atad to well. He's too afraid to leave the room now."
 * Griffin: "Oy, being beaten by ponies.... How humiliating!"
 * Fluer kicks him in the crouch!
 * Griffin: "YIP?!"
 * Fleur: You want me to do it again?
 * Griffin:...No!
 * Fleur: Then SHUT UP!
 * Fluttershy: Whoa, I didn't know she was a brute.
 * Fleur: Well, what else can I say? I've got a few assertive ways to deal with criminals. Now let's tie this featherbrain up.
 * Twilight: (Lighting the way with her horn)...C'mon, girls. Stick together, it's easy to get lost in here.
 * Rarity: Well, I must say this place looks fabulous. Not a cobweb in sig--(Suddenly gets caught in a cobweb, and screams) AARRRGGGGHHHH!!! AARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!! GROSS!!! (Sees a spider on her nose)
 * Spider: Well, howdy do!
 * Rarity: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!! SPIDER ON MY NOSE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT O-HO-HO-HO-HOFF!!!
 * Pinkie: I'll do it. (Takes out her party cannon)
 * Rarity: No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NO--(Gets blasted by the cannon, and Rarity gets disoriented, and the spider is unharmed)
 * Spider: Oh, screw this, I'ma gettin' outta here! (Skitters away)
 * Rarity: UUGH, I HATE spiders!
 * Twilight: I can see why. But just keep quiet!
 * ???: "I'm a bad orc, a really bad orc, ya-dum dum dee dum, ya dumm dee dum, I'm a bad orc, a very bad orc."
 * Twilight: "Someone's coming, hide!" (Pinkie hides in a trash bin, Rarity hides under a table, and Twilight turns invisible)
 * Orc Guard: I'm a bad orc, a very bad orc! (Walks off)
 * Twilight:...(Turns visible again) Whew!
 * Rarity: Good thing he was too stupid to look under the table (She is unnoticingly covered in spiders)
 * Twilight:...Uh...Rarity?
 * Rarity: What?...(Suddenly realizes she is covered in spiders, and Twilight covers her mouth before she can scream)
 * Twilight: Quiet! I'll get them off. (Magically levitates the spiders off of her)
 * Rarity:...(Twilight lets go of her mouth) Oh, God! You can't escape spiders ANYWHERE here.
 * Twilight: Just be quiet. I think we're almost there. (They see a door 5 feet away that says 'Clock of Reality')
 * Pinkie: Well, that was anti-climatic.
 * Twilight: Let's go. (They head through the door, and see a run-down blue room)
 * They see a Giant Hourglass like relic with a clock-shape mirror in the centar.
 * The trio noticed the relic is surrounded by tissues and pictures of Belle Hope.
 * Rarity: "Anyone want to guess that Black Tie's been here?"
 * ???: "It's a safe assumtion, child."
 * The trio gasped, as they looked at the relic.
 * Clock Of Reality "Voice": "Don't be alarm, children. I, am what is left of Paradoxxious. My very essences inside my own creation, so my knowledge will always be infinate.... The flaw of this plan, is that I am now forever stuck in the former glory of a once great castle now in the procession of a corrupt mortal who I personally beleve, needs to consider to start dating again, with clear ambitions of darkness, as he allowed an outside force steal something of value of us!"
 * Twilight: "Value?"
 * COR Voice: "Perhaps I need to, elaberate. Are any of you simple mortals aware of a very speical, and may I add IMPOURENT to all Alicorns item of power by the name, "Amulet of Unlimited Magic"?"
 * Rarity: The what?
 * Twilight: Rings a bell. It's the source of the Alicorn Gods' power and immortality. I know a bit about Equestrian God lores.
 * COR Voice: Correct. You must be Princess Celestia's protégé, Twilight Sparkle, current wielder of the Element of Magic.
 * Twilight: You know who we are?
 * COR Voice: Indeed. I sensed your battle with Nightmare Moon years ago, and how you resurrected the Elements and wielded them. And I also know you seek my help.
 * Pinkie: Oh, definitely, Mr. Paradoxxus.
 * Twilight: So, how did you wind up dying during the Chaos War? Aren't you guys immortal?
 * COR Voice: Not anymore. During the Chaos Wars, an evil Draconequus named Tyranny, who was the first of his kind, ruled Equestria in an eternal state of war and chaos. Draconequui and Alicorn Gods had the ability to kill each other with their magical powers. Unfortunately, we were depleting each week of the war. So, fearing for their safety, Tyranny's race decided that they should change their ways and devote their lives to happiness and laughter. Meanwhile, the rest of the Alicorn Gods, including my family and Celestia's, decided that Tyranny should be stopped immediately. So they used their powers to create some relics located in a hidden place in this castle called the Elements of Peace.
 * Rarity: Well, just explain the rest quick, because it's not what we're here for. Are the Elements of Peace like the Elements of Harmony?
 * COR Voice: Something like that. But they're the first Elements ever used. The Elements of Harmony were created decades later when Discord, the one you are intending to save, and his evil brother, Mayhem, ruled Equestria. They were created by somepony you might know as Starswirl the Bearded.
 * Twilight: Definitely rings a bell.
 * COR Voice: Anyway, when Tyranny felt betrayed, he decided to thrust the land into ultimate destruction, wipe out the rest of us, and enslave his own race. Luckily, our ancestors used the Elements of Peace on him, and froze him into the Frozen North of Equestria. But, this victory only cost us our immortality, and we all lost our souls, and died. My soul is safely contained in this Clock, and cannot be removed even by destroying it.
 * Twilight: Well, it sure is nice to see another Alicorn God besides Celestia, Luna, or their parents. Come to think of it, how were Nightus and Heavenslight able to survive?
 * COR Voice: The hid in their home because their parents told them to until they returned.
 * Rarity: My goodness, they hid through that entire war?
 * COR Voice: Yes. But once the world recovered from the war, they decided to show their faces to the world again. Their next steps lead them to other adventures including ones where they recovered many Alicorn artifacts like the Clock of Reality, and the Amulet of Unlimited Magic. They were also the first Alicorn Gods to show themselves to mortal eyes. They grew up, got married, became royalty, and gave birth to the Princesses. The rest you might say is history.
 * Twilight: Well, it's good to know a bit more about your kind's history, but now we need to get to serious matters. That thief who stole the Amulet, he's a puppet from a friend's world named the Devious Puppet. He's also stolen Discord's Puppet Strings of Chaos.
 * COR Voice: Oh, my. That's not good. Anyone who manages to steal those Puppet Strings can corrupt people and control their bodies like puppets. And with the Amulet, he has access to Alicorn magic. But he also stole the Amulet for another reason.
 * Twilight: Another reason?
 * COR Voice: If the Amulet leaves Equestria's atmosphere in any way, Alicorn God immortality would slowly fade away as well as their magic powers. If the Amulet isn't returned soon, the last remaining Alicorn Gods you came in contact with, even Celestia, will die.
 * Twilight: Oh, no!
 * Rarity: Well, is there a way to stop the String Holders before Discord gets out of control?
 * COR Voice: "The String Holders of Choas... A ungite piece of choas weapony made by Discord's family. It was a nightmare trying to defeat even to the mightist of Alicorns. Luckly, it had two known weaknesses: The Amulet of Unlimited Magic, but only against each-other, the magic is, ironicly uneffective if it ever works in conjuntion with those things. It's other weakness, was the Puppet of order, created by Lord Order, the Alicorn of Order. Sadly, his desire for complete order had gone to the point he became xenophobic and desired to wipe out the Draconquui even after they discontinued loyalty to Tyranny. There, there was no other choice but to....... (Sigh).... The poor fool was forever imprisoned in the centar of the World of Equestia for all time. But we suffered with the puppet of order forever disappearing into a world we cannot figure out even to this day... but, the Devious Puppet, he had, a strangely familier arua... His aura was almost simular to that of The Puppet of Order, only corrupted and tainted. By the devines, you don't suppose, the Puppet of Order and this, Devious one, are, one of the same, do you?"
 * Rarity: "ARE YOU SAYING THE ONLY TWO WEAKNESSES OF THE STRING HOLDERS OF CHOAS ARE BOTH AGAINST US?!"
 * Twilight: "The Devious Puppet is the Puppet of Order? But, if so, WHY does he resemble a imp-like human and, not a pony?"
 * COR Voice: "There is a thorey on this: Perhaps the Puppet Of Order was, reincarnated as a result of disappearing to another world, particular a world in the "Dreamworks" system, and was awoke to a different origin and totally assumes himself as an entirly differnt being. But, I'm afraid this may be the work of the Alicorn of Order indirectly masterminding this puppet's crimes so he can seek his revenge on Equestia for refusing to follow his Xenophobic exsample on Draconquui, even if it means ending his own life in the progress since he tecnecly is still alive, but trapped in periemtn status."
 * Rarity: "If so, then, what will happen to you? I mean, tecnecly, your already dead."
 * COR Voice: "True, but once the ALicorn magic completely fades, so will my soul and the magic inside the relic. It'll just become a giant waste of space."
 * Twilight: "Please your greatness, though I'm afraid to find out, please, show us how the lougers are doing! We need to see if they got the puppet defeated!"
 * COR Voice: "(Sighs sadly): I would be lying if i had said they did defeated him. They surprassed a few trails, but even then, they still.... It's best to just show you."
 * The mirror begins to glow.
 * (Spyro): (Still corrupted and dark, tears up the entire perimeter surrounding Devious' castle) DEVIOUS?!? WHERE ARE YOU?!? I'M GONNA CRUSH YOUR WOOD INTO DUST, AND FEED THE REMAININGS TO THE TERMITES!!!
 * Twilight: (Gasps) Spyro! What happened to him? Did he get corrupted?
 * COR Voice: Yes. Apparently, he snapped at Scootaloo when they endangered their mission because Devious pinned it on her. Devious then used the Puppet Strings to convince him that the Lodgers, or even Scootaloo, can never forgive him, and that he should go after him himself.
 * Twilight: That's horrible!
 * COR Voice: And it's only a matter of time before he goes too far than when he did last time. He could hurt or even kill any of the Lodgers.
 * Rarity: Spyro would never do that.
 * COR Voice: He would in the condition he is in.
 * Twilight: Well, if Devious is the Puppet of Order, then how is it that he can still use them even after he is one of their weaknesses?
 * COR Voice: "Agian, he is reincarnated as a totally different being. But he still has some traces of the Original Puppet of Order, but I assume when he was "supposingly" created by the human of the world, the resulting darkness corrupted or even destroyed any of the Puppet of Order's original magic except for the aura i sensed. I'm sad to say that thanks to me not being able to control the relic's voice command, The Puppet ordered me to reveil the past of both the lougers AND you girls. He knows your weaknesses and foes, and shall not hestitate to frighten you with them Please, the relic operates on it's on EVEN if I am present in it, it was not my desidion to give thise fiend the knowledge he did not deserved. It's also why I keep becoming the sad theather show for the mortal Black Tie and his own problems about a bad exchange with a mortal mare. It's not my intention to show them these, it's just, the relic was not intented to have a soul inside of it, it's like a voice command sort of thing, it shows you what you desire without hesitation... All I am now, is just a voice."
 * Rarity: "Darling, We know if you just had more control of this thing you wouldn't be so willing to share the past with that fiend, so we can't hold you accountable."
 * COR Voice: I'm sorry, but that's what this relic was made for. To reveal the past, present, and the future only for those who are of worthy heart.
 * Twilight: Thank you for this information, Paradoxxus. I wish we could see you when you were still alive.
 * COR Voice: Well, I can definitely see you three. I can also see the rest of you freeing Black Tie's victims. You are all lucky to have friends like them.
 * Rarity: Oh, you are too kind.
 * Twilight: So how do we get this done?
 * COR Voice: I guess the best way to do it is to tell Devious that he is the Puppet of Order. In the new life he has, he is sure to understand, and never go back to doing evil again. Of course, that is a 60% chance. Once he realizes the truth, he won't be able to use the Puppet Strings anymore. And if it doesn't help, take the Amulet of Unlimited Magic back to Equestria before it's too late. Devious won't stop until the last Alicorn Gods in Equestria are gone, and Discord's Dracon-Monsterious form destroys Equestria. Good luck.
 * Twilight: Thank you. Alright, everypony, let's go find Mare-Zan and the others. Where are they?
 * COR Voice: They're in the room where they're containing the Gold-Rillas.
 * Twilight: Let's move. (The ponies head out)
 * COR Voice:...I can never bear to watch this part....
 * Griffin: (Is tied up in a rope with the other Orcs by the Gold-Rillas) MMMPH! MMM-MMM-MMMPPHH!!! MMMPPPPHHH!!!
 * Gold-Rilla #1 (Kato): ("You won't be going anywhere for a while, featherbrain!")
 * Akuchi: ("Now let's go before someone sees us.")
 * The Gold-rillas are escaping quickly!
 * Akuchi gave an apporving look to Mare-Zan.
 * BANG!
 * A Bullet barely-zip-passed Mare-zan's wing, somewhat injuring her!
 * A well Dressed Orc Hunter that looks like Clayton came forth. This was the Mythos Black Market Mr. Skaleskin.
 * President Skaleskin: "I figured Black Tie wouldn't stand much of a chance against you, Mare-Zan you interfearing pest, so I'll get rid of you, myself! I figured you would be better off stuffed!"
 * Akuchi charged and roared!
 * Skaleskin: (Aims his shotgun, but before he can shoot, Akuchi grabs the gun, and beats Skaleskin with it)
 * Akuchi: ("I'm not gonna die THAT easily!")
 * Mare-Zan: Urrrgh! My wing get shot! (Her wing starts oozing with blood)
 * Rainbow Dash: Mare-Zan! (Skaleskin gets his gun back, and fires at her mane) AARRGGHH!!!
 * Mare-Zan: RUN! (They all run)
 * Skaleskin: Running, are we? Good! (Fires his shotgun at them, managing to fire at Fluttershy's leg, but misses it about 5 mm)
 * Fluttershy: AARRGGHH!!
 * Skaleskin: (Dubbed as Clayton) I could use a challenge, because after hunting you, rounding up your little ape family WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!!
 * Applejack: (Skaleskin fires at her hat, punching a hole through it) Okay, this'll take hours to fix!
 * Skaleskin: HOLD STILL, YOU HORSEASSES! (Fires at Mare-Zan's other wing, injuring it)
 * Mare-Zan: AAAAARRRGGHH!!! MY WING!
 * Skaleskin: HAH! (Mare-Zan lays on the ground with her wings covered in blood, and Skaleskin grabs her by the head) You're mine, ape mare!
 * Mare-Zan: (Tries attacking with her blade, but Skaleskin smacks it away)
 * Akuchi: (Roars and charges at Skaleskin, and punches him to a wall, and picks up Mare-Zan)
 * Skaleskin: (On radio) I need backup immediately! (More orcs arrive and attack with machetes and shotguns)
 * Applejack: We're dead. (Suddenly, Twilight and the others arrive and Twilight uses her magic to knock the Orcs' heads into each other, knocking each other out)
 * Twilight: I don't think so, buddy!
 * Skaleskin: Well, if it isn't Twilight Sparkle. I've heard so much about you.
 * Twilight: Then you must know what me and my friends can do.
 * Skaleskin: (Cackles, and fires at her, missing her by a millimeter)
 * Twilight: WHOA!!!
 * Rarity: CRAP, HE'S GOT A GUN!!!
 * Pinkie: Pfft, that simple weapon? I'll handle this. (Walks up to Skaleskin, and sticks her hoof into the barrel, and when Skaleskin fired, the gun itself just burst into ashes)
 * Skaleskin:...Owch!
 * Pinkie: That's cartoon magic, palio. (Laughs)
 * Skaleskin: (Takes out his machete)
 * Pinkie: WHOAH!!! (Runs off)
 * Skaleskins: "NO ONE MAKES AN IDIOT OUT OF ME AND EXPECTS TO GET AWAY WITH IT?!"
 * Pinkie: "Not even if I say, "FLYING ICE CREAM TRUCK"?!"
 * Skaleskins: "What does that have anything to do with-" (He suddenly gets hit by an actual flying ice cream truck)...Ow!
 * Pinkie: Let's get's get out of here! (The group runs away while Skaleskin got up, grabbed another knocked out orc's shot gun, and cocked it)
 * Lungile: ("We gotta get her help!")
 * Ekene: ("My poor baby!")
 * Fluttershy: You're her mother?
 * Ekene: ("Yeah. She had parents from Fillydelphia who went on a trip until they were killed by a manticore. So I took her in, and raised her.")
 * Fluttershy: Wow.
 * Ekene: ("So how do we heal her?")
 * Fluttershy: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help us.
 * Akuchi: ("You mean that zebra Zecora, right?")
 * Fluttershy: Yeah. We had a little trouble the first time we met.
 * Twilight: Is he talking about Zecora?
 * Fluttershy: Yeah.
 * Twilight: Oh, yeah, we DID have some trouble with her when we first met her. We mistaken her as a dark sorceress who put curses on us when we soon realized the hard way that it was just poison joke.
 * Kato: ("Oh, yeah, that nasty stuff. I used the stuff to prank my brother once, only he wasn't the only one to be affected. I was affected because I touched the stuff.")
 * Twilight: You guys do realize I can't understand you, right?
 * Fluttershy: He says he used poison joke on his brother, and he and his brother both got affected because of touching it.
 * Rainbow Dash: We don't have time for this, thank you very much! We gotta get out of here!
 * Skaleskin aims at the retreating gang!
 * Skaleskin: "No way I am losing to a bunch of stupid little-"
 * Twilight made a quick stop, and causedva piece of the castle to fall on Skaleskin!
 * Skaleskin sees this!
 * Skaleskin: "AW, NOOOOOOOO?!"
 * CRASH?!
 * The castle piece rubble has most likely killed Skaleskin.
 * Twilight: "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYING TO BENIFIT FROM THE PAIN OF ANIMALS?!"
 * Twilight and the others made a fast get away!
 * Black Tie stood before the other Pouchers.
 * Black Tie: "In light of our leader's most unfortnate tragity, I'll now take over as the new President of the Mythos Black Market. Those fools robbed us of our profits, AND our fearless leader, all the while making him look like a fool! Now, let's return a, "Eye for an eye" sytilestic favor, by burning that half-ass town Ponyville, INTO THE GROUND?!"
 * The Pouchers cheered!
 * Fleur: (He and Fancy overhear everything, and gasp) We gotta warn Twilight! (They head out)
 * Zecora: Don't worry my friends, her injuries aren't that severe. Her wings can be healed, and can still fly out of here.
 * Ekene: ("Oh, thank you so much, Ms. Zecora. We can't thank you enough")
 * Zecora: Your thanks is enough, I'll heal her very soon. (To the other ponies) And yes, I can understand animal language, too.
 * Fancy and Fleur came in!
 * Fancy: "Everyone, we have bad news! My brother desided he's gonna make himself even more controverseal by becoming the new Mythos Black Market President, and have the pouchers attack Ponyville and burn it into the ground as a payback!?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, I knew we forgot someone."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's smash them into the ground!
 * Rarity: Isn't that a bit too violent, Dash?
 * Applejack: Yeah, that's the LAST thing we want.
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry, got carried away.
 * Twilight: But she's right. We gotta do something.
 * Fluttershy: What about Discord and Celestia? They'll be in danger at any moment.
 * Twilight: Don't worry, we'll be quick about it. I'm sure Discord can try and take it if he can.
 * Discord: (Watching TV until he gets another jolt) URRGH! (Drops to the floor, and crawls up to the wall moaning, and his eyes suddenly glow green, and he starts growling like a monster, and hisses with his snake tongue)...What's happening to me...(His pain suddenly vanished, and he went back to normal)...My GOD! I think it's starting to kick in. But how could this myth be for real? I thought it wasn't real!
 * ???: Discord? (Celestia and Luna arrive into the cell)
 * Discord: Princess Celestia? Well, it's nice you're here.... Though considering what our relationship normally is, i find that odd of me to say. Then again, I'm so odd, I even find myself odd. But at least it's good to see someone other then guards. I could at least get to see a nice fa-
 * Discord gets a good look of Celestia and Luna, discovering they have nasty crows feet on their eyes.
 * Discord: "HOLY EQUESTIA?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?! WHAT, DID THE PRIVATE ALICORN BOTOX VAULT WENT DRY?!"
 * Celestia: "We already aware of the sudden situation. I discovered that Luna, Myself, Cadence, and even my parents are suddenly magicly weaker, and our youth is rapidly deteriating!"
 * Luna: "These crows feet are but the first! Soon, we may suddenly end up looking Applejack's grandmother... But taller, you know, give or take a few shruck sizes from old age."
 * Celestia: "I'm fearful your String Holders of Choas were not the only things theifed."
 * Discord: "Wait.... You mean that Amulet of unlimited power is real? First I find out that the Dracon-Monsterious is real, NOW THIS?! What's next, a mirror that takes you into the human world?"
 * Celestia: "Uh...... Don't be silly, THAT is complete nonsense."
 * Celestia thinks: "He must never know."
 * Luna: "But in all seriousness, I suspect the girls may find that out soon enough. If so, then this situation is more grave then we thought. If we either die or become too old to even be mentally comident, and you falling to the Dracon-monsterious, it, may be the end of Equestia was we know it."
 * Discord: "........... YOUR SAYING I'M A WALKING FLYING DOOMSDAY WAITING TO HAPPEN?! WELL, JUST DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND TURN ME INTO A GARDEN ORIMENT AGAIN WHILE YOUR STILL ARGUEABLY ATTRACTIVE?!"
 * Luna: "If only that of any way was so easy. We can't directly do it ourselfs cause thanks to a, hissy fit on my part, My sister and I lost our ability to weild the elements. And you honestly can't expect Fluttershy be willing to go against her kindness and turn you to stone. She even has a hard time putting a dying sick animal out of it's misery by using eusinasia!"
 * Discord: Oh, I know that. I know I wouldn't kill an animal as much as I wanted to mutate it or some crap. But I just can't believe this thief is using me for this diabolical plan to destroy Equestria!
 * Celestia: And we know exactly who it is. We found out he's from Shrek's world. He's a mad puppet named the Devious Puppet.
 * Discord: A puppet? Really?
 * Luna: So it's all up to the Lodgers and Mane 6 to stop him and save us all.
 * Discord:...Alright, I know I had a grudge on you when I was growing up and thought of you as a bit boring and lame, but seeing you die is the LAST thing I wanna see.
 * Luna: It's alright, Discord. The Lodgers and ponies can get this done in no time...I hope.
 * Discord: Well, they'd better. I think the changes are getting to me.
 * Celestia: Well, the soldiers said they've got only 23 hours left before it's too late. They must hurry. Especially Lord Shen.
 * Discord: (Scoffs) Yeah, that Chinese bastard who has a short temper about me.
 * Celestia: I wish you luck, Discord. Stay in control if you can. (She and Luna leave)
 * Discord:...(Gulps, and looks into the TV glass, and sees himself as a green-eyed monster similar to the Discord in the Hotdiggitydemon version) Please, Fluttershy. Celestia's pretty much the closest person I've known. I mean, not much of a friend because, I never had much of a friend in my younger days. I'll see if I can control myself long enough for you to get the job done...
 * Twilight: (She and her friends arrive and run into Mayor Mare's office) Mayor! Sorry to barge in unappointed.
 * Mayor Mare: Oh, hello, Twilight. It's quite alright. You've done great things to protect my community since you moved here.
 * Rainbow Dash: Mayor, someone's coming to burn Ponyville to the ground! A bunch of nasty orcs, non-equestian griffins and an exsiled Canterlot pony who has a grudge against Ponyville.
 * Mayor Mare: WHAT?!? Who is it?
 * Rarity: It's that corrupt Black Tie from Canterlot who tried to arrest me and tear down this place before.
 * Mayor Mare: Black Tie?...Black Tie...where have I heard that name?...I just can't seem to put my hoof on it.
 * Rarity: "Looks like Fancy Pants but green, mean, worked in the bank, wanted to have Ponyville bulldosed after not paying an impossable dept?"
 * Mayor Mare realised witha gulp.
 * Mayor Mare: "Oh..... THAT Black Tie. I never did find out WHY he had such a grudge on me."
 * Twilight: We're gonna guard this place with our lives! (A scream is heard)
 * Pony: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE, AND MY SON IS INSIDE!!!
 * Twilight:...And we'll be right back. (They all teleport away)
 * Twilight: (They teleport to the burning house, and Twilight uses her magic to teleport the filly outside)
 * Pony: Oh, my baby! (Hugs him)
 * Pony #2: AAHH!! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!
 * Twilight: OH, CELESTIA, HOW MANY ORCS ARE ATTACKING THIS PLACE?!?
 * Pony 3: "WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY AN ARMY OF ORCS DRESSED LIKE THEY'RE GOING ON A SAFARI WITH NON-EQUESTIAN GRIFFINS?!"
 * Twilight: "That doesn't answer how many."
 * Pony 3: "I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE A HUNDERD OR SOMETHING?! I'M TOO SCARED TO COUNT?!"
 * Rarity: "Well How are we suppose to stop an army of fire weilding orcs and griffins?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I got a plan against fire, A HUGE RAIN STORM!? I'll be back in a flash, 20 second tops?!"
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed off!
 * Applejack: "Look like we're left for an Orc and Griffin round-up." (Begins lassoing several Orcs, and pulls them into one location where Twilight uses her magic to put them in an energy barrier)
 * Orc #1: (Touches the barrier, and it zaps him) OWCH!!! We're trapped!
 * Black Tie: STOP THEM!!! I WON'T HAVE THEM STOPPING ANY OF THIS!!!
 * Rarity: (Taps his shoulder behind him, and when he looks, Rarity punches him in the face)
 * Black Tie: OOOHHH!!!
 * Rarity: THAT was for trying to burn a filly! (Orcs point their shotguns at her)...Yikes! (Twilight uses her magic to blast the orcs down)...Whew!
 * Twilight: You could've at least levitated something to these guys, Rarity.
 * Rarity: Oh, good heavens, no! A lady like me is not THAT violent.
 * Pinkie: (Blasts several orcs to the barrier with her party cannon) HAPPY BUTT-WHOOPING DAY!!! (The fires are getting worse, and every pony screams in terror)
 * Fluttershy: Oh, please tell me Rainbow Dash has that cloud now.
 * Rainbow Dash: I have the cloud now! (Hops on it, and triggers rain, instantly putting out all the fires in Ponyville) Yep, we're the best ponies around. (Suddenly she gets shot in the wing by Black Tie) AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH! MY WING!!! (Crashes to the ground)
 * Black Tie: I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL FOR RUINING ALL OF THIS!!!
 * Brawn, Brute Force, Bufo, and Gabby were hiding as all this was going down.
 * Gabby: "Anyone starting to think Mr. Tie maybe taking this alittle too far?"
 * Bufo: "Mmmehh, Could be."
 * Suddenly,  tarzan yell was heard!
 * Mare-zan zoomed down quickly!
 * Black Tie: "THE APE MARE?!"
 * Mar-zan stood in front of the main 6 as they quickly covered the injured Dash.
 * Mare-zan: "Good thing me heal quickly!"
 * Black Tie: "I'll make you pay for defending Ponyville beast lover?!"
 * Black Tie constenly tries to blast down Mare-Zan, but misses everytime!
 * Spike: "Guys! This is deffently something we'll need the princesses for! The Griffin pouchers are trying to get more fire here!"
 * Twilight: Spike, I don't think they'll be of help for now. They're immortality and powers are growing weaker and weaker because Devious Puppet has stolen the source of it. We need to make sure the Shell Lodgers succeed. Especially Spyro.
 * Spike: Spyro? What about him?
 * Twilight: He's gonna do something he'll regret if we don't save him. Phone the Shell Lodgers, quick! (Dodges a bullet)
 * Spike: Okay, you got it! (Runs to the library)
 * Black Tie: HOLD STILL YOU MULES!!!
 * Rarity: (Gasps) Such language!
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs) I'll handle it--(A bullet shoots through her mane) WHOAH!!!...(Laughs) My mane looks even funnier!
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) Is this retard for real?
 * Pinkie: (Is surprised)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, now you've done it!
 * Pinkie:...Retard?...RETARD?!? DID YOU JUST CALL ME A RETARD?!?
 * Black Tie: What're you gonna do about it, retard? I'm armed, and I'll blast you like the dummy you are!
 * Rarity: BLACK TIE, NO!!!
 * Black Tie: "Oh for cripes sake, what's the worse she's gonna-"
 * Suddenly, a remix of the smile plays as Pinkie made a huge, over-sized.
 * Black Tie: "What in the name of-"
 * Black Tie: "Aw...... My word.... Once of these days, what I'd been through would inspire an extremely voilent brony video."
 * A brony named MasterDavie seen this.
 * MasterDavie: "I just found, my next video plan."
 * He vanished before anyone could've asked him.
 * Pinkie: "Ugh, I think i blacked out. What happened?"
 * Twilight:...I think we just inspired a brony.
 * Black Tie:...Still, I'M GONNA KILL THE LOT OF YOU!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't think so! (Tries flying, but her wing was too injured, and she screams in pain, and falls to the ground) OWCH!
 * Black Tie: (Cackles) What are you all gonna do now?
 * Mare-Zan: "Black Tie! Your battle with me?!"
 * Black Tie: "Oh, look who desided to hero up."
 * Mare-Zan: "This between Black Tie and Mare-Zan."
 * Black Tie: "Well, I seen no problem to battle you, ape mare. Thanks to your assusiation with these troublesome mares, I ended up with more respondsability to the Black Market then i originally intended, you interfer with our profits, and now, I CAN'T EVEN GET JUSTICE ON WHAT MAYOR MARE DID TO ME?! HER, AND THAT OUTRAGIOUS PRICE FOR PARKING ON A RESERVE SPOT FOR DISABLED WEAKLINGS?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "Is this why you had pouchers attack this town and cost millions in damages? Cause of a stupid parking error that was your own fault?"
 * Black Tie: "IT COSTED ME THE LOVE OF MY LIFE?!"
 * Mayor Mare: "...... In my defence, breaking romances was NOT in my planing to reserved parking for the disabled."
 * Black Tie: "Well, I know what is in MY plans! (Aims gun at Mayor Mare's head) BLASTING YOUR IDIOT HEAD OFF?!"
 * Mare-Zan pounced on Black Tie, slammed him into a wall, and hold his gun to his face.
 * Black Tie: "Go ahead... Shoot me.... (Chuckles evily), Be a true equestian pony. (Laughs coldly)."
 * Mare-Zan: (Puts the gun on his chin, and then scares him by making a gunshot sound)
 * Black Tie: HOW THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!? THAT'S INPONY!!!
 * Mare-Zan: NOT A PONY LIKE YOU! (Smashes the gun into pieces)
 * Black Tie: (Scoffs) You do realize my orc henchmen have dozens of guns, right?
 * Twilight: Oh, really? (She has got all of the orcs' guns)
 * Black Tie:...(Takes out his machete, and attacks Mare-Zan) COME HERE, YOU TARZAN RIPOFF!!! (Mare-Zan began flying through the trees, and Black Tie climbed up the trees to find her)
 * Twilight: Quick, we gotta help her!
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't know if it'll help. My wing is injured, and Fluttershy's not that much of a fighter. Not to mention it's out of the question to ask her to go against someone with a knife like THAT!
 * Black Tie: "COME ON YOU, YOU EVERFREE BEAST?! AMBITIONS LIKE MINE DO NOT DIE EASILY?!"
 * Applejack: I've got it, then! (Runs over to the trees, and bucks them each, throwing Black Tie off balance, and allowing Mare-Zan to wrap him up in vines)
 * Twilight: I think it's working!
 * Mare-Zan: Give up, Black Tie. We know who will win fight.
 * Black Tie: I can take anything you give me, ape mare! (Hacks at the vines, and manages to get untangled, grabs Mare-Zan's tail, and wound her leg)
 * Mare-Zan: AARRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Black Tie: (Cackles) I have you now! (Tries flying away, but Black Tie's grip on her tail is too strong) Get ready to spend the rest of your life grounded! (Gets ready to stab at Mare-Zan's wing, but Mare-Zan is quick enough to get a vine, and stop the machete before it hits) NO! (Mare-Zan kicks at him, causing him to let go of her, and allow her to tangle him up in more vines while Black Tie give chase, swiping his machete at her, and always missing)
 * Mare-Zan: (Black Tie manages to get out of the vines, and climb on some more vines while giving chase, and soon, Mare-Zan tangles him again)...Stop this, Black Tie!
 * Black Tie:...Never! (Hacks at the vines tangling him, unaware that he is about to fall)
 * Mare-Zan: Black Tie! Wait!
 * Black Tie: (Continues hacking at the vines)
 * Mare-Zan: BLACK TIE, NO! (Soon, he goes to his last vine, and he tries to stab Mare-Zan, but a single cut to one last vine causes him to fall, but he manages to stab Mare-Zan in the right front leg) ARRGHH!! (Falls and groans in pain)
 * Black Tie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Crashes to the ground, and gets severely injured, as well as Mare-Zan, who's wounded legs begin bleeding, and she is unable to get up or fly)
 * Mare-Zan: ARRRGGHH! MY LEGS!!!...URRGH!!
 * Twilight: Mare-Zan! (The group runs over to her, and finds her legs wounded) Uh-oh, she's hurt bad.
 * Rarity: And so is Black Tie.
 * Black Tie: (Is unable to get up, groaning in pain)
 * Twilight: (Runs over to him, and uses her magic to check his conditions) His injuries are much worse. His hind leg bones are fractured.
 * Applejack: Oh my Celestia!
 * Gabby and the others were shocked.
 * Gabby: "Boss......."
 * Brute Force: "And to think, it was all because of girl problems..... And over illegal parking."
 * Mare-Zan was seen banaged up, but other wise was ok, thanks to stating before she was a quick healer.
 * Pinkie: "Thank goodness we were able to get you guys to the hospital quickly!"
 * Rainbow Dash (banaged as weel): "Yeah, but I'm gonna miss some classes of the Wonderbolt acadamy thanks to Black-head."
 * Black Tie was out cold, and heavily banaged.
 * Fancy and Fluer stood before the broken staillian.
 * The Unicorn Doctor came.
 * Doctor: "Mr. Fancy... I have good news, and, news that may not be, enjoyable. The good news is, Black Tie does have the potainional to live... However, the same can't be said about his back legs. His spine is broken servely. It's sadly very likely he may never walk again. Not even the most advance healing magic can restore... Except for devine magic, but, very strict high council rules forbid use without good reason."
 * Fluer: "Fancy, I'm so sorry it ended like this?"
 * ???: "Where is he?! Is he ok?!"
 * Twilight: (The group turns around, and sees Belle Hope herself)...Uh...who are you?
 * Belle: I'm Belle Hope. I heard someone I knew got injured.
 * Applejack: Oh, definitely. We think he's become a paraplegic now.
 * Pinkie: Paraplegic? Well, I would LOVE to give you a parrot. It's really nice to say 'please' every once in a while--
 * Rarity: Pinkie, she means he's gotten handicapped.
 * Belle: HANDICAPPED?!? Oh, no! Take me to him please! (They bring her to Black Tie, and sees the X-rays of his hind legs showing the fractures) Oh my God! Black Tie!
 * Black Tie:...(Wakes up)...Who said...(Sees Belle)...Belle?
 * Belle: Yes, it's me. I heard you got hurt.
 * Black Tie:...(Sighs) Just go away.
 * Belle: What?
 * Black Tie: I'm sorry, Belle, but I don't deserve to be with you after what I've done.
 * Rainbow Dash: He tried to destroy Ponyville 3 times since you left him.
 * Belle:...Black, is this true?
 * Black Tie: YES! YES IT IS! IT'S TRUE! I only did it for you.
 * Belle:...Black Tie, as much as I've hated you in the past for your screw-ups, it doesn't mean I don't care about you. But...tearing down Ponyville isn't the right way to fix it.
 * Black Tie: Then what IS?!? I figured that since you ran away, you never wanted to see me again.
 * Belle: That is NOT true, Black! I did it because there was nowhere else in Ponyville to live. I had to live in Manehatten with my aunt and uncle. I just can't believe you thought that for the past 2 years!
 * Black Tie: Well, it's too late now. I'm crippled now! I can no longer walk. And I never would've guessed that I would wind up like this. This is what I deserved anyway.
 * ???: "Handicapped huh? Oh no no no, that's TOO good for you, Mythos Black Market President?!"
 * Everyone looks to see Senator Tri-corn.
 * Tri-Corn: "And boy, am i mad... First I found out the Mythos Black Market is seriously real, that it was transportting endangered animals RIGHT under my nose for WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, and to top it off, it tried to get a strangle hold on Equestia, thanks to a noblemen who re-acts! Believe me when I say I am NOT GONNA TOLERATE THIS!? In light of the original president already getting the ax, so to speak, I'd guess i'll have to do to you of what i wanted to him, and what i would do to all crime-lord leaders (Brings out a regel looking pistel) BLOW THEIR FREAKING BRAINS OFF?! (Aims it at Black Tie's head) And trust me, I'm doing you a HUGE favor. A handicapped horse is a dead horse. Once any horse leg gets busted, it can never walk again, and it be more cruel to let you live! You won't even feel it, Mythos Black Market President. Don't take it too personal, I am trying to honor one of my poloices that i am TOUGH ON THE BLACK MARKET, and all kinds of illegal trade."
 * Black Tie: "Meep."
 * Twilight: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Tricorn!
 * Tricorn: Why should I?
 * Fluttershy: He's just a pony that had a terrible past.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, you can't even do that!
 * Tricorn: Hey, he breaks the rules, he pays the price!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Why do you have to go around spelling trouble when it isn't necessary?
 * Tricorn: Are you questioning my authority, Ms. Dash? I thought you represented loyalty. Do I HAVE to tell Celestia about you saying that? She is gonna be pissed! You will be in serious trouble!
 * Applejack: HEY, you can't talk to Rainbow Dash like that!
 * Tri-corn: "Hey, I'm doing you guys a favor and getting rid of this pisswad for you! Didn't he betrayed Equestia by assusiating with forces of an illegal market? He endangered an endangered speices, attempted geneside, commited comspirtity, and I'm pretty sure some of your friends got hurt by this psyco! I'm sure Celestia would whole-heartingly agree."
 * Belle: Please, Ms. Tricorn! Don't kill him! I can never forgive myself if you do it.
 * Tricorn: I'm sorry, miss, but I don't have a choice. His crimes cannot be forgiven, and he needs to pay.
 * Belle: WITH DEATH?!?
 * Tricorn: That's what the Mythosian law says, yes.
 * Belle: PLEASE!!!
 * Tricorn: Pleading will get you nowhere, miss. He must be executed.
 * Belle: NO! I WON'T LET YOU!
 * Tricorn: Fine, then die with him! Celestia wouldn't let him live, would she?
 * ???: Not unless he had an alibi. (Tricorn turns around to see the weakening Celestia and Luna)
 * Tricorn: JESUS, CELESTIA!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?
 * Twilight: Oh, no! The effects are already kicking in.
 * Celestia: Tricorn, Black Tie is just a victim of a bad past, and he doesn't deserve to die for something like that unless he went too far, which he didn't.
 * Tricorn: But your highness, he is charged of black market trade, genocide, conspiracy, assault, and arson! Is THAT not too far?
 * Celestia: Tricorn, as much as I can agree with that, killing him isn't the right punishment for him. Equestrian law states that he should be sent to prison for about 5 years.
 * Black Tie: Really, your highness? Is THAT the best alternative?
 * Celestia: Black Tie, it's either jail, or your life.
 * Black Tie: But there must be another way!
 * Luna: I'm afraid there isn't.
 * Tricorn: Well, Equestrian law may account for this, but so does Mythosian law, which states that black market dealers who smuggle endangered species must be executed. Are you saying we must choose whether he must die or not?
 * Luna: If both laws are conflicting here, yes.
 * Tricorn: (Sighs) Fine, then! We shall let the High Council decide your fate, Black-boy!
 * Twilight: Celestia, thanks for that. We don't know what would've happened if you hadn't come.
 * Celestia: Well, it was my duty. Tricorn is just so focused on enforcing laws that she didn't take the time to think of others that might conflict it. (Coughs)
 * Twilight: Your highness, how long do you think you have before it's too late? I mean, your immortality and powers?
 * Celestia: Well, by what I know about what it is said when Gods experience something like this, then we've got only 18 hours.
 * Rainbow Dash: Pfft, that's plenty of time...again.
 * ???: Twilight! (Spike runs inside and comes to Twilight) Twilight, I got contact with the Shell Lodge. I told them everything. They're going to make sure Spyro gets de-corrupted in no time, and that they will get the Amulet and Puppet Strings back in no time.
 * Twilight: Thank you.
 * Spike: So what happened to Black Tie?
 * Rarity: I don't think he's in a good situation. We're in debate about whether he should be executed, or sent to jail for 5 years
 * Spike: "Gees, tough break dude--WHOA!!! YOUR HIGHNESS, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!?"
 * Celestia: It's the effects of the absence of the Amulet of Unlimited Power. (Coughs)
 * Spike: Oh, wow.
 * Twilight: Well, now that you two are here, we need to know how Discord is doing. Is he about to change?
 * Celestia: Yes. He says he's been getting out of control lately. Soldiers said he's got only 23 hours left...wait...22 hours left before he goes into Dracon-Monsterious form.
 * Tricorn: If you all are finished discussing whatever mission you're on, can we please get back to discussing Black Tie's punishment?
 * Celestia:...I'd better take this. You all need to get going and find out if the Lodgers are winning or not.
 * Rainbow Dash: What about me?
 * Celestia: You'll have to stay, Rainbow Dash. You all won't need to use the Elements...for the moment.
 * Twilight: Alright, we're on it. Let's go, girls! (The 5 of them, along with Spike, head out)
 * SpongeBob: Where do you think Spyro is?
 * Skipper: We'll know where he is once we hear the sounds of destruction and chaos. (A powerful blast is heard)...Like that.
 * Cynder: Let's go! (The Lodgers head toward the source of the sound, and they find Spyro in his dark form and still monochrome, causing a fury of elemental power across the area)
 * Spyro: DEVIOUS!!! YOU SHOW YOUR UGLY WOODEN FACE TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!
 * Icky: Wow, I don't think it's safe to go up to him when he's doing THAT!
 * Spyro: "I ALREADY DEFEATED THE MAGIC CLONES OF MY ENEMIES DEVIOUS, SO YOU EITHER BETTER CHANGE TACTICS, JUST GIVE UP, OR FIGHT ME YOURSELF YOU WEAK-MINDED COWARD?!"
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "You can never find me, puple for brains! I would've finally be able to destroy equestia by the time time you find me, and I would began my conquest, you Dragonland reject! So go ahead, have a bad tempter tandrum all you want?! You'll never find me, Lose-ro!?"
 * Spyro: DEVIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!! (Uses his Dragon Fury, and blasts a purple laser, frying the walls of the castle) DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY THE ENTIRE CASTLE LOOKING FOR YOU!!!
 * Cynder: SPYRO! (Spyro looks to see Cynder and the other)
 * Spyro: What're you guys doing here? I don't need you anymore.
 * Sparx: Well, from the looks of it, I say you need us more than ever.
 * Spyro: NO YOU DON'T! I MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE!!! How can I be forgiven for that?
 * Trixie: Spyro, just shut up and listen to reason! Sure, you made a mistake yelling at Scootaloo, but...
 * Tulio: But that was all a setup! Devious blamed Scootaloo to set you off, and make you easy to corrupt!
 * Spyro: LIKELY STORY!!! HE WAS PROBABLY RIGHT!!! I WAS TOO CRUEL TO SCOOTALOO, AND I MUST MAKE IT UP BY DESTROYING DEVIOUS!!! (Continues blasting down the wall)
 * Trixie: SPYRO, STOP!!! (Tries to use the memory spell on her, but Spyro smacks her to the wall)
 * Spyro: STAY BACK!!! I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!! DEVIOUS!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Flies away)
 * Crane: Give chase! (The aerial Lodgers fly after him)
 * Spyro: "YOU COSTED ME MY FIRNEDS DEVIOUS, YOU AND YOUR STUPID GAMES ARE FINISHED?!"
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, I'M LAUGHING AT YOU IN A MOCKING TONE?!"
 * Spyro: GRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGH!!! (Starts destroying the castle with his dark powers, little does he know that Devious' words are coming from a speaker turned up all the way high, while Devious is in his real castle doing the speaking)
 * Devious: I wasn't made a strategist for NOTHING! (Cackles, and speaks on the microphone) GO AHEAD AND DESTROY THE PLACE! YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME! SOON, EQUESTRIA WILL BE DESTROYED, ALONG WITH YOUR PEACOCK FRIEND'S PRECIOUS ALICORN GIRLFRIEND! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: (Flies away from the Lodgers who are chasing him)
 * Cynder: SPYRO, WAIT!
 * Icky: How are we gonna get him? He flies as fast as a bird of prey!
 * Iago: And we're not as powerful as HE is.
 * Crane: Guys, if we can't catch him, Devious will win! We gotta do it! Cynder, you can fly as fast as he can, right?
 * Cynder: Yeah, but we'll need a team effort to restrain him. I can't do it on my own.
 * Icky: Not to mention it's gonna be dangerous to go after a dragon who's throwing an extreme temper-tantrum.
 * Sparx: Wow, he's ripping this castle a new one, isn't he?
 * Cynder: Well, if we can't catch him by ourselves, then I guess it's time for Plan B: Let's get the Shell Lodge Van.
 * Sparx: Way ahead of you, sister! (Takes out a car alarm, and presses the button, and the same Sam and Max siren is heard)
 * Siren: OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! OVER HERE, BONEHEADS! (The Shell Lodge Van automatically flies over to them)
 * Crane: We're lucky Kowalski designed an auto-pilot when the Van entered it's new design.
 * Cynder: Get in! (The Lodgers fly inside, and fly down to pick up the others)
 * Icky: What are you all waiting for? An engraved invitation? Double-time it on in here! (The Lodgers enter the van, and it takes off after Spyro)
 * Spyro: (Continues blasting the castle to pieces) DEVIOUS, I WILL KILL YOU!!!
 * Devious' Voice: Good luck with THAT one, child abuser! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: STOP MOCKING ME!!! (Blasts the laser at maximum power until the van arrives on the scene) GO AWAY, I SAID I DON'T NEED YOU GUYS!!!
 * Riku: "Well, we're not good taking a no for an answer, so your out of luck!"
 * Spyro: Fine! (Flies away at top speed)
 * Mr. Dodo: Full speed ahead! (The afterburners go at full power, and chase down Spyro)
 * Spyro: (Groans, and does a Kulbit maneuver, going behind the Van, and the Van turns around, and Spyro disappears)
 * Batty: Where did he go?
 * Po: THERE! (Spyro is flying far away)
 * White Rabbit: FLOOR IT! (Dodo thrusts forward towards Spyro, but then Spyro does a barrel roll to avoid incoming missiles)
 * Kowalski: DRAT! Forgot he could do that!
 * Skipper: LAUNCH THE ELECTRIC NET! (Kowalski does that, but Spyro grabs the net, and throws it back at the Van, zapping it)
 * Dodo: BY JOVE! He's thrown the net back at us!
 * Cynder: Well, he actually learned that move from me. He learned a lot of maneuvers from me, even the ones military jets use.
 * Shenzi: Good to know, Cyndy.
 * Cynder: I told you not to call me that for the hundredth time!
 * Shenzi: Cyndy, Cyndy, Cyndy!
 * Banzai: Shenzi, stop! You know how she gets. (Ed laughs crazily)
 * Mr. Dodo: The electrical current is overloading the Van's circuitry!
 * Skipper: Then fire the phasers! (They do that, and destroy the net)
 * Spyro: So THAT'S your game, huh? (Does an Immelmann turn, and flies the other way, then the Van does a Wingover maneuver)
 * Dr. Cockroach: Whoa! I had no idea our van could pull a move like that!
 * Sandy: Doc, our van is basically designed like a jet AND a spacecraft all in one. It can do just as much maneuvers as Spyro can.
 * Private: How do we catch Spyro when he's too maneuverable to catch?
 * Kowalski: Well, I guess it's time to test out the Van's new tasers. They sent a jolt of electricity to a single target, and render it too weak to continue.
 * Skipper: I like it already! (The tasers pop out, and fire at Spyro, but he dodges it perfectly) What the deuce?!?
 * Sandy: We'll have to kick it up a notch! SCOOT OVER, DODO BOY! (Throws Dodo off the driver's seat, and takes control of it herself) If there's somethin' a rodeo dun' taught me, it's maneuverability! Fasten yer' seatbelts, it's gonna be a rough ride! (Everyone does that, and Sandy full throttles the van, and speeds towards Spyro)
 * Spyro: Oh, PLEASE tell me Sandy's not piloting that thing!
 * The Van slams into Spyro!
 * Spyro got a good view of the driver's seat.
 * Spyro: "Aw crap. It's deffently Sandy. (Gets off the van, and flies off)
 * Sandy: Oh, no, you don't! (Flies after them, and after a long chase, manages to fire at Spyro with the tasers, and zap him down. He falls and the van grabs him) Yep. Toasted Cheeky Texas Style!
 * SpongeBob: Way to go, Sandy!
 * Spyro is tied by by speical dragon restrents so not even he can break free so easily.
 * Spyro: "What is the big idea?! I am after that stupid little puppet just as much you guys are?!"
 * Skipper: "Well your out of luck. This isn't his real headquartors. We checked around, and all you were doing was destroying a random abandon castle owned by some dude named "King Morson"."
 * Spyro: "..... DAH!? I WAS TRICKED AGAIN?! BUT HOW?! I HEARD HIS VOICE?!"
 * Kolwalski: "He gave you the speaker treatment?!"
 * Spyro: "Speaker?"
 * Devious: THAT'S RIGHT, SPY-RUBE! I FOOLED YOU! (The van flies down to the ruins and discovers the speaker, still intact) MY REAL LOCATION IS SEAL-PROOF! LIKE I SAID, YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME BEFORE EQUESTRIA IS LOST! (Cackles)
 * Spyro: I'LL GET YOU, YOU SELF-CENTERED SON OF A--
 * Sparx: SPYRO, THERE ARE KIDS PRESENT!
 * Spyro: LET ME GO!!! I NEED TO DO THIS ON MY OWN!
 * Lord Shen: That's not gonna happen, purple one. (They fly down to the ground, and get out while Spyro is still struggling to break free, and Trixie arrives to finally use the memory spell on him, curing him from both his darkness and corruption)
 * Spyro:...Urrgh...What happened to me?
 * Icky: "In a nutshell, Devious trolled you by pinning the whole thing on Scoots. Yes, it was tecnecally her bad she ended up becoming that jerko's hostage, and yes, that guy CLEARLY needs to be stopped before shit really hits the fan, but you didn't exactly did a better job. It's a basic internet rule: Don't feed the trolls. He knows our past, our weaknesses, our, everything, thanks to a powerful time relic, and the internet. He knows that you hate idea of a dangerious maniac getting away for choosing one individual over millions because, you did it once before. You choose to help Cynder instead of listen to what everyone else said, and you paid the price by allow Male-fuck-off to escape. That's why you gave Rainbow such crap. She choose to save you guys from Blot-brains and his crew of jerkaneers over listening to a plan that would've ended up in hell either way. Your ashamed that, choosing your own path doesn't always worked. You always wished that if you had listened, Malefor would still be a no-show. Spyro, sometimes, doing things easy and smart, isn't always the right thing. It does normally work I mean, but sometimes, it's better to have small victories that don't really mean that much for the long shot, then to lose a live of someone you cared. It's why you saved Cynder. Sure, you ended up having to deal with Malefor and his bullshit, but you prevented Cynder from turning into a total bitch again. Rainbow Dash did you guys a favor, cause as you had learned your plan wasn't gonna work. Sure, you lost the map and almost lost that monkey, but at least you got Blot and his jerks packing, and did those jungle animals a huge favor. And personally, we're glad you choose to help Scootaloo instead of stopping the puppet now. Yeah, he's still gonna fuck everyone in the ass, but better then him killing Scootaloo by dropping her off a tower. Speaking of which, you do owe her an aplogie for scolding her for wanting to follow her path. Cause after all, didn't you once untentionally helped a psycopath for wanting to help someone you cared for?"
 * Spyro:...I can't remember. My head is spinning so hard from the anger that's been brewing in my head when I was corrupted, I can't seem to remember for the moment.
 * Icky: "..... That wasn't what I meant."
 * Spyro: "Oh, you mean like the first time Dark Spyro ever happened.... Well, that i can't remember much from THAT either. That's the problem when entering those kind of states, your brain basicly gets shut off like a bad internet connection and then suddenly, your awoke in a awkword position you have no memory your in."
 * Icky: "Ok, just to cut you up to speed, you were regretful, then somehow the Puppet, in disguise as something you lest expected, talked you into becoming a corrupted state, made you randomly destroy an innosent abandon castle for, some unclear reason, and we has to catch you, we did, and here we are."
 * Spyro: "Why would he want me to destroy a castle that has NOTHING to do with him?..... Unless. It was a test. He wanted me to be his tool to congure the united universe!"
 * Shifu: "He wanted all of us. But he does have a stronger value torwords you. I am no longer so sure if Qui is behind this after all. If it was her, then it should've been both you and Spongebob, or Cynder at least in light of, that interesting claim she made concerning her past. Why would she also dragged Kairi into this mess? Qui doesn't have much of a profound interest in Kairi, nor does she know Kairi alot... I'm fearful, this puppet's with a much, darker force."
 * Sparx: "I don't like where this is going...."
 * Devious Puppet: "Ok, maybe I am not entirely in control here."
 * ???: "YOU IDIOT PUPPET?!"
 * An evil looking viewing portal appeared, in it's center, a siluette of Malefor.
 * Malefor: "You said you were gonna have the Lougers bow to you following the weekend. CLEARLY Mang's faith in you was rediculiously misplaced!"
 * Speaking of which, Cobra, Mirage, Teen Mang and Chrysalis appeared as well.
 * Cobra: "I can't say I blame you Malefor. This Puppet is not exactly doing a scanulious job here."
 * Devious Puppet: "Ok, I'll admit that MAYBE i underestimated those guys, but AS LONG as i still have the powers of Choas and Unlimited Magic with me, no strings are gonna hold me down!"
 * Malefor: "This is your last chance! Fail again, and don't you even dare expect us to come to your aide!"
 * Mirage: "And why did you dragged Qui into this when she isn't even aware of you?"
 * Devious Puppet: "It's to put them off your trail!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well CLEARLY the fact you dragged Kairi into this may put that in question, and it's only a matter of time they realise otherwise."
 * Malefor: "This is your final warning. Do not fail us again."
 * They vanished.
 * Devious Puppet: "What a bunch of "swell" villains.... (Quietly) It's almost a shame I'm planning to betray them all in the end once I finally have those loser misfits in my grasp."
 * Spyro: Alright, we all know I screwed up, and that I let myself fall in the hands of a strategic puppet. But we've dealt with strategists before, haven't we?
 * Sparx: A few.
 * Pinocchio: Well, I don't know how we're gonna deal with this. My father's brother made him relentless and strategic...Only a little TOO relentless and strategic.
 * Boss Wolf: Wow, did we forget Shrek's friends were with us the whole time.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, to beat a strategist, we have to THINK like a strategist. Besides, we have a LOT of strategists here, don't we?
 * Kowalski: Definitely.
 * Skipper: But seriously, excessive force is stronger. And more time-saving.
 * Sandy: Skippy, that puppet will be expecting us to come to his real castle, so excessive force won't work in THIS instant.
 * Mushu: Yeah, he knows our weaknesses and strengths, so we need to think outside the box.
 * Gingy: OOH, OOH, OOH, I have an idea!
 * Shrek: No, Gingy, we won't need another giant gingerbread man.
 * Gingy: AWWW!
 * Fiona: Let's think of something that not even someone like Massachio can expect.
 * SpongeBob:...And I think I know just the thing...
 * Icky: "But don't say it though, cause the freaking worm may be watching us!"
 * Suddenly, a purple spire appeared.
 * Icky: "WHAT THE FREAK SAUCE?!"
 * It flashed! It reveiled itself to be 5 of the main 6 and Spike.
 * Icky: "Spike? I thought you weren't gonna be involved in this."
 * Twilight: Well, we need to tell you a few things. We get held up on our mission to find the Clock because we met an ape mare named Mare-Zan, who's Gold-Rilla family was abducted by poachers and Fancy Pants' brother, Black Tie, and after a big battle to protect Ponyville, he and Mare-Zan got injured. We had to deal with Tricorn, again, and now, she and Celestia are debating about whether Black Tie should be executed or sent to prison for 5 years.
 * Bagheera: Is the ape mare okay? And where's Rainbow Dash?
 * Baloo: And what happened to this 'Black Tie' fella?
 * Rarity: About Black Tie's injuries, he's a paraplegic after his hind legs were fractured by force impact from a fall from trees.
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash isn't here because she was shot in the wing by Black Tie.
 * Applejack: And Mare-Zan is in the hospital, too. 2 of her legs were wounded, and need some healing. Of course, her fall didn't cause too much damage to them. They almost fractured them like Black Tie's legs were.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, geez, poor guy.
 * Twilight: We'll talk more about it later. Right now, we're here to warn you that Discord only has 20 hours left until he transforms, and Celestia, Luna, Cadance, Nightus, and Heavenslight have only 16 hours left until their immortality is lost and they die.
 * Lord Shen: I'm gonna DESTROY Devious for threatening Celestia! That wooden abomination almost made me forsake her cause of a child being yelled at! I of all of us should've somewhat tried to defend Spyro had I remembered that detail!?
 * Riku: "We all should've known better Shen. He played us like puppets, even when we planned to try and avoid that."
 * Twilight: So we're here to help you out.
 * Applejack: Yeah, let's kick that puppet's wooden butt.
 * SpongeBob: Well, as we said before, we need a plan.
 * Shen: "But we need to do so WITHOUT that puppet automatically knowing!"
 * SpongeBob: Okay, then I guess we cannot speak the plan out loud. We'll have to keep it to our thoughts. Devious could be watching us right now, so we have to be quiet about it. The only one who should know about the plan is me.
 * Po: But how are we gonna--
 * SpongeBob: Just walk with me here. I'll tell you once it's ready. That way we can be sneaky about it. Okay, now that we've got it covered, let's move. (The group enters the van, and take off)
 * Devious: (Scoffs) Do they actually think they can defeat the likes of ME?!? I'm smarter than the average villain, for Christ's sake! NO ONE can defeat me. I'd like to see them give me a piece of their minds RIGHT NOW! (Cackles)...Go ahead, Lodgers! Do your worse. I'm rested and READY! (Walks up to the Amulet of Unlimited Power, which is made of copper, and has an Alicorn symbolism on it's silver center) They're NEVER gonna get their hands on this thing. Not when I have it's power AND Discord's Strings of Chaos on my side. (Cackles) Let's dance heroes. (Grabs his Strings, and disappears on magical strings cackling all the way)
 * SpongeBob: I just can't believe this! We can't find Devious' castle, and we've already wasted 5 hours searching.
 * Twilight: Now we've got only 10 hours until Celestia and the others die, and only 15 hours until Discord transforms.
 * Applejack: By the time we find it, it'll be too late.
 * Skipper: Then we gotta step up our game. Pinocchio, do you have any ideas on where he might be?
 * Pinocchio: Well...I know where my father's evil brother lives. It's somewhere in my old village just 5 miles northwest of Far Far Away. 56 Yorkson St. Maybe that place will give us clues.
 * March Hare: Then we'd better hurry. The clock is ticking, and ticking fast.
 * Dodo: Alright, activating afterburners. (The Van takes off at full speed)
 * Bill: (The Van gets on the ground, and begins driving) Alright, this is it, 56 Yorkson St.
 * Fiona: If this guy is really evil, then we'd better stay on our toes. Who knows what he's gonna do to us?
 * Marty: I don't know, but we aren't gonna waste our time thinking about it. Let's move. (The group enters the house, and find puppets hanging all over the place)
 * Pinocchio: EEK! This place gives me the creeps.
 * Donkey: I know. How many puppets does this guy have?
 * Sandy: Let's get moving. And keep your eyes peeled for the nasty person who lives here. (The group wanders the place, and after a few moments, some puppets behind Puss begin coming to life and get red eyes)
 * Puss: Huh? (The puppets go back to normal before he can see them)...That was weird.
 * Biomon: Is it me, or do I feel like these puppets are...more than just puppets?
 * Girl Sora: I don't know, they don't seem alive to me.
 * Pinocchio: HAH, puppets like these don't scare me THAT much. (Nose grows) Dang!
 * Patrick: I'm not afraid. Not one bit.
 * SpongeBob: Me neither. I'm no longer the SpongeBob ScaredyPants or weenie I used to be--(A red-eyed puppet clown gets his attention, and he shrieks in fear)
 * Cynder: You were saying?
 * SpongeBob: Shut up.
 * Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...Right now, I'm WISHING Rainbow Dash was with me. She always made me feel strong.
 * Twilight: Well, I've got your back this time, Fluttershy.
 * Lucky Jack: Guys? We've got company! (A silhouetted figure appears in front of them, and they watch in fright as he comes out. He suddenly appears as a wrinkled white bearded man)
 * Man: What are you all doing in my house?
 * Skipper: Look, dude, we don't want any trouble.
 * Man: GET OUT! (Takes out a whip)
 * Icky: CRAP IN A HAT, HE'S GOT A WHIP!!!
 * Skipper: (Smacks the whip out of his hand, and smacks the man in the face) We're not a force to be reckoned with, you know.
 * Man: (Cackles)
 * Pinocchio: Are you Jappetho?
 * Man: Well, well, if it isn't Pinocchio. (Punches Skipper off of him) I never thought I'd see you after your father abandoned you years ago.
 * Pinocchio: HEY, he cares about me very much! He just needed the money is all!
 * Jappetho: (Scoffs) I suppose he wanted the money to buy another puppet and replace you, huh?
 * Pinocchio: YOU'RE NOT A VERY NICE PERSON!!! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I KNOW KUNG FU NOW! (Nose grows)
 * Jappetho:...(Scoffs) And you haven't changed, either. But seriously, all of you, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
 * Icky: "Gees, Anti-social much."
 * Jappetho: "I'M EVIL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT, A WARM WELCOME AND MILK AND COOKIES?!"
 * Icky: "Would've appresiate it more if you were AT least less aggresive."
 * Jappetho: "Stubbern nitwits huh? Well, I have a Mr. Clean Gameplan for you! PUPPETS?!"
 * Suddenly, the Puppets come to life.
 * Jappetho: "GET THESE, WEIRDOS, OUT OF MY HOUSE?!"
 * The puppets attack!
 * Lord Shen: Well then, I'm afraid you leave us no choice, Mr. Jappetho. We're gonna have to do this the HARD way.
 * Po: (Dodges multiple sword attacks from a puppet shogun, and manages to belly flop it to the wall)
 * Applejack: Buzz off, marionette boy! Don't make me use my legs. (A puppet wields two swords, and charges at her, and Applejack uses her powerful legs to buck him to pieces) Don't say I didn't warn ya'!
 * Fiona: What the--? (She sees a puppet baby)...You have got to be kidding me.
 * Donkey: (Scoffs) Piece of cake. (The puppet baby suddenly becomes like Chucky from Child's Play) OH MY GOD!!! AAAARGH!!!
 * Monkey: (Laughs) THAT was funny--(Suddenly gets scared once the Chucky puppet looks at him)
 * Sandy: HAI-YAH! (Kicks the Chucky puppet's head off) THAT's what's REALLY funny. Also, I personally HATED the Child's Play movies.
 * Icky: "Aw come on, they were great horror movies!"
 * Sandy: Well, personally, they used to scare the crap out of me when I was a kid. Now let's get back to what we're good at: FIGHTING!!! (Suddenly, the Mortal Kombat theme is played)
 * Icky: THAT ISN'T NECESSARY! (Record scratch stops the music)
 * Po: (Defeating puppet ninjas, and manages to beat down a buff one) HAH! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR THE DRAGON WA--(Gets punched by a wrestler puppet)
 * Wrestler Puppet (with a Hulk Holgan Impression): "Your going down to Puppet town brother!"
 * Lord Shen: (Fighting off multiple puppets with his blades, and even blasted a few with one of his cannons)
 * Jeppetho: HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY MY HOME!!!
 * Boss Wolf: Well then stop cowarding on us by having your puppets do your dirty work, and BRING US THE LOCATION OF YOUR PUPPET, MASSACHIO!!!
 * Jappetho: Massachio?... I, I honestly have no idea. IS THIS WHAT THIS NONSENSE IS ALL ABOUT?!
 * Lord Shen: (Throws a blade at him, and he dodges) Why not, whitey?
 * Jappetho: Well, someone's got HIS racism--
 * Lord Shen: I meant the color of your beard, you dumbass!
 * Jappetho: I have no idea where my son, I'm being honest here! I mean, what gives?
 * Viper: We're trying to stop him from unleashing his evil plan.
 * Jappetho: You can't defeat him. I made him a strategist. He's always one step ahead of you.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I got news for you, white-beard! We've got a plan to stop him ourselves. We just need to find out where he is.
 * Jappetho: What makes you think I know?
 * Queen Lillian: Well, we know you created him, so you must have some memory of where he is.
 * Jappetho: I HAVE NO FREAKING IDEA WHERE HE- (Twilight suddenly uses her fail safe spell on the puppets, and they all crumble to pieces) Son of a bitch, my life's work?!
 * Twilight: My fail safe spell seems to work in SOME instances. (Levitates Jappetho into the walls) You gonna tell us where your cranky son is?
 * Jappetho: I HAVE NO HONEST IDEA?! (Lord Shen aims his cannon at him) YIKE!!
 * Lord Shen: It's crack or croak, old man! CRACK OR CROAK!!!
 * Jappetho: OKAY, OKAY! I'M NOT SAYING THIS IS A COMPLETE GARRENTIE, CAUSE HE NEVER TOLD HE HIMSELF, IN FACT HE NEVER WRITES AT ALL, BUT IF THERE'S ONE PLACE HE HIDES TO, HE MIGHT BE AT THE OLD CASTLE MY GREAT GRANDPAPPY RULED!!! THE KING GEPP CASTLE!!! NOW PLEASE LEAVE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HEEEEEEEEZ!!!
 * Lord Shen:...Thank you. That's all you needed to say.
 * Jappetho: "Please don't hurt me! I retired being a villain ages ago when my best creation deserted me. I lost my will to be evil without my dear son. I only attacked you guys cause I thought you were the FFA-FBI?!"
 * Icky: "The FFA-what the junk your talking about?"
 * Shrek: There's no such thing as an FFA-FBI. It's a fantasy world. There's only a knight justice system.
 * Kaa: He must've gone insane after years of being mad and evil.
 * Jappetho: I was NOT mad! (Icky stares at him)...Alright, fine, yes, I was mad...Just a bit. But the point is, I hid in this house to try and avoid arrest. You have NO idea how hard it is to retire from evil.
 * Lord Shen: You're right...some of us don't.
 * Crane: But all we needed was info so we can stop this puppet because we heard hours ago that he's much more than a strategist. We believe he's actually a reincarnate of a puppet creation from Equestria.
 * Jappetho: You mean that place ruled by tiny ponies?
 * Fluttershy: We're not tiny. (Realizes how small she is compared to the other Lodgers. She isn't THAT small, but she's basically medium-sized)...Oh.
 * Jappetho: "Look, I would REALLY appresiated if you guys keep this whole inosdent and the whole, finding me thing to yourselfs! I was never found! I was never even Jappetho! As far as the world knows, I am Cappuccino, The Coffee Man!"
 * Jappetho presses a button that converts the puppet room into a Coffee shop.
 * Icky: "..... You sell coffee now?"
 * Jappetho: "Well, it was either this, or return to be a cashier for Friar's Fat Boy."
 * Sandy: "Would people be suspicious of a Puppet place suddenly turn into a coffee shop?"
 * Jappetho: "THAT'S THE BEST PART?! They don't even seem to notice or care..... Perhaps mainly because...... I wasn't that good a villain. I couldn't even steal candy from a baby!"
 * Pinocchio:...You're weird.
 * Jappetho: Shut up. Just go out, find Massachio, stop him, and never tell anyone about me.
 * Mr. Krabs: You have our word as sailors.
 * Jappetho: Good. Now go. (The gang head out)...MAN, those guys were weird.
 * Twilight: (They arrive at the castle in the van as it lands) Is this it?
 * Queen Lillian: Yeah. This is the King Gepp's old castle before his death.
 * Icky: And you think this is where we'll find Devious?
 * Pinkie: Of course it is. See all the puppets on it? (There are puppets hanging all over the castle)
 * Mushu:...What an awkward and incredibly noticeable disguise.
 * Devious' Voice: "Ok, I was NOT expecting my dead-beat dad coming in and ruin my secret! Wait, I'm probuly not helping myself either by just shouting to you guys, but I diegress. But still, I have powers like you can't believe! I have already given myself a private army of clones of your worse enemies! They'll be all over you like rats to the piper?!"
 * An evil, annoying, and mocking laugh was heard as the main hall of teh castle suddenly turned into a battle arena.
 * Then, an onslought of clones of the Louger's enemies appeared, from the entire villain leage, Scoruge Empire, Team Nefarious, and OC villains reformed or not from as far as Season 1 and (as of this time) The first two episodes of Season 2 of the cronicles series. Even clones of the Big Bads of MLP:FIM series, Nightmare Moon, an evil Discord, Chrysalis, and King Sombra are present.
 * Icky: "Holy crud was he busy!"
 * Twilight: "Seriously Devious? Your still doing the "Clone of our previous enemies" thing when we know they're clones at this point?"
 * Devious' Voice: "What can I say? I'm addicted to the classics! NOW CLONES, SIC'IM?!"
 * The clones charged!
 * Lord Shen: ATTACK! (The heroes get into a riot)
 * Sandy: (Grabs Ratigan by the tail, spins him around, and throws him into Blowhole's face)
 * Dr. Blowhole: AARRGH! I CAN'T SEE!!! (Falls into Captain Hook, who falls into Hades, who falls into Dr. Facilier)
 * Po: (Battles with Scroop, and headbutts him into Maleficent) It's too bad Deadpool isn't here, huh?
 * Lord Shen: (Looks behind him to see Desoto and Rascal) You have GOT to be kidding! (The dogs attack, but Lord Shen manages to shoo them away with his blades)
 * Dr. Nefarious: EAT LASERS, SQUISHIES! (Fires lasers from his hands, and the Penguins dodge it)
 * Rico: (Hacks out a bazooka, and blasts Nefarious, and he vanishes)
 * Dedede: (Smacks Shifu with a mallet)
 * Escargoon: (Punches Shifu in the face while he comes straight towards him)
 * Brer Bear: (Viper darts towards him, but then Brer Bear belly flops her to the wall, and laughs)
 * Jafar: IAGO, I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR LONG BETRAYING ME!
 * Iago: Too late. (Tulio and Miguel smash his lamp)
 * Jafar: Oh, poop! (Implodes)
 * Fagin: HEADS UP! (Sandy sees him coming towards her, but then she grabs him by the beak) RAAWWRRK! (Sandy smacks him in the nose, then throws him into Malcho)
 * Shrek: (Ogremon punches him in the stomach) My name is NOT 'Punch It'! (Shrek punches him in the nose)
 * Ogremon: OW! NOT COOL, MAN!
 * Icky: (Venom and Carnage charge towards him, but then Icky takes out a blow horn, and blows it, and the noise irritates their symbiotes)
 * Venom: AAAARRRGGHHH!!! OUR ONLY WEAKNESS!
 * Icky: Lucky I read Spider-Man comics, you cranky jerks!
 * Doofenscmirtz: (Gets out an armed machine, literally 'armed', and it punches multiple Shell Lodgers) HAH! I LOVE this Punch-inator!
 * Applejack: Hey, German douche! (She throws an apple onto his nose)
 * Doofenscmirtz: AAAAAOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! OW, OW, OOOOOWWW!!! (Falls off his Punch-inator, and lands on his back) OOF!
 * Dark Dragon: (Flies after Spyro, grabs him by the tail, and smashes him to the floor, but then, Cynder uses her poison ability to attack Dark Dragon, and he disintegrates)
 * Spyro: Thanks, Cynder.
 * Cynder: No prob.
 * Fluttershy screams!
 * El Amazeso from Fluttershy's Circus Stage Fright dangles Fluttershy over Black Fang, one of Captain Blot's pirates!
 * El Amazeso: "RUIN MY CIRCUS BY TESTIFYING IN COURT, WILL YOU?! YOUR SEAL MEAT?!"
 * Icky: "Oh no, That ring-basturd El Amazeso again?!"
 * Spyro: "I'd helped, but I'm too busy surviving a Rematch against Blot and Gaul!"
 * Spyro is fighting a conjunt duel against Blot and Gaul!
 * Skipper: "Rico, 86 that hack Ringmaster and the Yo-ho-ho leopard seal!"
 * Rico: (Hacks out a bazooka, and blasts El Amazeso, Black Fang, Blot, AND Gaul.
 * Spyro:...You didn't have to do THAT, Rico. I could've handled them myself.
 * Rico: Eh, just having a blast.
 * Nightmare Moon: (Cackles) You losers think you can win? Well, I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
 * Tigress: You don't even have sleeves.
 * Nightmare: Whatever. (Uses her magical hair to trap several heroes until Savio smacks her in the face) OUCH!
 * Savio: It really makes me feel guilty for smacking Luna, but it's not the real Luna, so I'll go with it. WHA--(Gets touched by the evil Discord clone, and gets corrupted again)
 * Discord Clone: HAH! I hope the rest of you anti-heroes can handle my touch of chaos! (He flies towards Shenzi, but Banzai bites him in the butt) YAOW!!!
 * Banzai: STAY AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!! (Ed laughs)
 * Twilight: The best way we can defeat the Discord Clone is to use the Elements. But we can't because Rainbow is absent.
 * ???: NOT ANYMORE! (A rainbow comet darts into several villains, and bounces around them like a pinball, hitting Captain Hook, Slim, Sheriff of Nottingham, Scroop, Blowhole, Chrysalis, Makunga, Facilier, Maleficent, Dedede, Brer Bear, Brer Fox, Liquidator, Lactose the Intolerant, Morgana, Hades, Frollo, Shere Khan, and Mr. Smarty Smarts. The comet appears to be Rainbow Dash, with her wing healed) OH, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
 * Discord Clone: Oh, you've gotta be kidding!
 * Twilight: (She and the other ponies shine the Elements on Discord, and he turns to stone, and crumbles) That was convenient.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, those doctors are real miracle workers.
 * Viper: "But how did you get here so quickly?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Let's just say, three certain fillies really wanna make up for allowing that guy to get away."
 * Icky (While struggling with Dead-Eye Monroe): "Wait, you mean Scootaloo and the crusaders drived the van all the way to Equestia and picked you up and back? How could they do that without hooves ot a even so much as a learner's permit?"
 * Dead-Eye Monroe tries to snip at Icky!
 * Icky: HEY, BACK OFF! (Kicks Monroe in the gut)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, they had help from the Soothsayer. She's a good driver.
 * Lord Shen: She can drive?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah.
 * Lord Shen: I thought she was with us.
 * Boss Wolf: Well, she had to watch the Crusaders.
 * Marty: Less talk, more fight! (They continue fighting)
 * Xerxes has Sandy in a strangele hold with his spector.
 * Xerxes: "Time to be punished for interfearing with my plans for conquest, and for ruining my chance to avenge my parents and destroying Xandy!"
 * Hank cracked his knuckles.
 * Hank: "Yeah, And some payback for me when you keep making me look like an idiot! Amfibiens rule!" (Hank comes up to her, but she uses her leg to kick him away, and she pushes Xerxes, grabs his spector, and smacks him with it, disintegrating him AND the spector)
 * Sandy: (Karate kicks Hank to the wall, and he disintegrates)
 * Rico: TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Narcotic, Celsius, Qui, and Latifier surround her)...Guys, it's me, Chrysalis! I'm looking like this so I can trick the Lodgers!
 * Qui: Oh...well, carry on then. (The 4 villains leave)
 * Fluttershy:...Whew!
 * Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy! (Fluttershy sees her, and is relieved)
 * Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness it's you. For a second I thought--(Dash suddenly grabs her tightly, and she reveals herself as Chrysalis)
 * Crysalis: HAH! All too easy! (Cackles)
 * Rainbow Dash: OH, EAT LUST, CHRYSALIS!!! (She kicks Chrysalis down, and she disintegrates)
 * Fluttershy: "Dashie!"
 * Suddenly, Qui grabs her!
 * Qui: "TRICKED ME WILL YOU?!"
 * Celius: "Time to fry, trickster?!"
 * Narcotic aimed his ray gun at Fluttershy!
 * Latifier: "I'm gonna enjoy this!"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Destroys all the clones quickly) Not when I'm around, you won't.
 * Fluttershy: Thank you.
 * Rainbow Dash: Anything for my first friend.
 * Cobra: Oh, crap! (Spyro breaths fire on him, and he disappears, being the last clone standing)
 * Spyro: There, that's the last of the clones.
 * Twilight: Now let's get going. We've got only 9 hours for the Alicorns, and 14 for Discord.
 * Patrick: Now let's just leave the plan to SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Alright.
 * Devious Puppet's voice: "Fools! They were the pilmineraies!? Thanks to you beating ouy enough dark magic back to me, I am now about to bring forth, THE MAIN EVENT?!"
 * A huge Shadow Portal is seen, as familier looking green slime began to form.
 * Skipper: "He wouldn't!?"
 * Kolwalski: "Oh dear lordy, he did!"
 * ???: "Jiggleodon's BACK, BABY!?"



During the final part of the above song! Cutaway Present Hayfield 64 Outside Hayfield 64 Canterlot castle. Monstro's Stomach Equestria Barricks around the forceshield. Ponyville Hospital. Present
 * Icky: This is gross, dude! And what's the deal with this guy randomly singing songs?!
 * B.O.B: Is THAT what I was like? Wow, I really CAN scare myself.
 * Twilight: Any ideas on how to defeat him? (Jigglodon starts to slither towards them, and begins to morph tentacles towards Banzai and Shenzi)
 * SpongeBob: Does anyone have any ice, or cold water, or even liquid nitrogen?
 * Kowalski: Well, I have a freeze ray for just the occasion--(Once he brings it out, Jigglodon swallows it, but doesn't digest it) POOP!
 * Trixie: Not to worry. We don't need it. The Great and Powerful Trixie still has her freezing spell. (Uses the spell on Jigglodon, and part of him crumbles to pieces)
 * Jigglodon: GRRRGH!!! (Jigglodon suddenly engulfs Trixie, and she disintegrates)
 * Mane 6: TRIXIE!!!
 * Icky: "Man this series was never much for letting us do things easy!"
 * Kairi: Don't worry, we can get her back. We just have to defeat him.
 * Kowalski: Wait, I have an idea. Someone hand me a grenade!
 * Private: Why?
 * Kowalski: JUST DO IT! (Rico hacks up a grenade, Kowalski activates it, and throws it into Jigglodon. The grenade is put right next to the freeze ray inside, and when it explodes, the blast spreads cold temperature, and Jigglodon is destroyed, and turned into ice as he said his final words of the song. Trixie is also seen covered in slime)
 * Trixie: Eww! Gross!
 * Private: "Well that was surely a "Slimely" end of a battle!"
 * Finishing music sting!
 * Skipper slaps Private for his bad joke!
 * Devious Puppet's Voice: "DARN IT?! THAT WAS MY STRONGEST CLONE SO FAR, AND SINCE THIS IS A FLASH BACK EPISODE, I CAN'T USE THE VILLAINS THAT COME LATER DOWN SEASON 2, AND MAN, THAT DOES NOT MAKE SINCE AT THIS PRESENT TIME?!"
 * Spyro: "If your tired of us getting in your way Devious, then stop hidding behind tricks and deceit and face us yourself!"
 * Devious: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER! I know what you all are capable of, and I'm not gonna face it myself unless I have no choice! If you want to face me yourself, you're gonna have to find me.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, sure, you just want us to do that because you're scared to fight us yourself! With Discord's Strings of Chaos and the Amulet of Unlimited Magic, you're CLEARLY no match for us.
 * Devious: (Anger builds up inside him. He had to agree with that, he really was scared of them, so he was just playing it safe by doing his evil as far away from them as possible) OH, YEAH?!?
 * Sandy: Yeah, with that stuff, you're pretty much unstoppable, so why be so scared of us?
 * Devious: OH, TO HELL WITH MY STRATEGY AND TRICKERY!!! (Magically appears in front of them on magic strings holding all 4 Puppet Strings) YOU ALL WANT A FIGHT, THEN YOU'VE GOT ONE!!!
 * SpongeBob: Twilight! (Whispers something in her ear)...(Makes funny face) DOI!
 * Devious: Wha--? (Twilight levitates the Puppet Strings from him)
 * Po: HAH! That's one flaw you have. You don't expect the unexpected!
 * Devious: You do realize I can get them back with my magic, right?
 * SpongeBob: Well, we just took them to ensure there's no cheating. It wouldn't be a fair fight if you had them, wouldn't it? Besides, let's make a deal!
 * Devious: A deal? What kind of idiot do you think I am?
 * SpongeBob: What'sa matter, Woody? You too scared to accept it?
 * Devious:...Alright, shoot! (Some of the Lodgers snicker)
 * SpongeBob: We have a good old fashioned fight. Heroes vs. Devious! The winner gets the Puppet Strings AND the Amulet.
 * Devious: And the loser?
 * SpongeBob: The loser just becomes the loser, being powerless and unable to achieve their goal.
 * Devious:...(Chuckles sinisteringly) I love the sound of that. Alright, you're on, Swiss Cheese!
 * SpongeBob: Alright, everyone and pony. Let's show him what we're REALLY capable of!
 * Devious Puppet: "My magic may be limited in light of the absince of the String Holders of Choas and The Amulet, but that doesn't mean I'm no more powerfuler then a novice! I still have some tricks in my sleves! After all, those ain't the only sacred items of power i stolen?!"
 * Devious summoned forth a dark looking sword!
 * Devious Puppet: "Say hello to the lost sword of Grandpa! The sword of Puppets! In case your wondering what it does, FREE DEMINSTRACTION?!"
 * Devious weilds it, and the castle's puppets began to awake. They reveiled themselfs as warrior puppets, armed with all sorts of weapony igmaginable.
 * Devious Puppet: "GOOD THING I DIDN'T TOLD YOU LOSERS OF MY 3RD TIMES CHARM, OR I WOULD'VE BEEN IN TROUBLE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's a good think we still predicted you wouldn't play fair, so, we're capable of last minute stragites as well."
 * Devious Puppet: "LIKE WHAT?!"
 * Twilight: Like this! (Magically makes the arena a rock band stage, and a familiar song is sung by her)
 * Devious: (The puppets seem attracted to Twilight) WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING?!?
 * SpongeBob: Wow, she does seem attractive when she does that.
 * Sandy: I'd hate to see Randy's reaction to that.
 * Randy: (Watching everything on YouTube) OH MY, GOD! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?!? (Does an attractive whistle)
 * Twilight: (Creates another fail safe spell again, and the puppets are destroyed)...Whew!
 * Devious Puppet: ".... Son of  a bitch! Just my luck my army all happened to be single guys! Then again, not exsactly alot of girl puppets in here... It was a wooden sausage fest in here! Well, I still have a sword here! Like any sword, the one I had still has it's original porpose of hacking and slashing! LIKE WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO TO YOU JERKS!?"
 * Devious shouted a battle cry as he charged!
 * Shen readied his spear.
 * Shen: "Your not the only one who bares steel!"
 * Devious: Let's dance, Lodger brains! While I was out in the worlds, I also learned a thing or two about fighting. I can do THIS! (Trips Lord Shen to the ground) And THIS! (Grabs Shen's beak, pulls him up as he muffles in pain, grabs his wings, puts them behind his back, and throws him behind him towards Boss Wolf) And even THIS! (Throws his sword at Shen, and it manages to wound him in the torso)
 * Lord Shen: GAAH!?! (The sword spins back to Devious)
 * Devious: (Annoying laughs again) I'm gonna ENJOY this, you complete nutjobs!
 * Icky: "Well ain't that the pot calling the kettle black, CONSIDERING YOU WOUNDED SHEN?!"
 * Cynder: "That tears it, Devious. You pushed it too far! You could make clones of our various enemies, you could make us into enraged fools, you could blame a child for an accsident that never meant to happen... But I cross the line of hurting those I care about."
 * Devious: "Oh, yeah, what're you gonna do about-"
 * Cynder gave a giant roar as she turned into Avatar Cynder!
 * Devious Puppet: ".... Ohh...... Forgot you could do that..... Uh, it's not too late to say sorry, is it?"
 * Avatar Cynder grabbed the sword from Devious, and throws far to the otherside of the castle interior, away from Devious' grip.
 * Devious Puppet: "Uh oh! Thank goodness I created a completely new weapon from the Unlimited Magic and Choas magic from The String Holders of Choas and The Ambulet! (Reveils a dragonised ring) I call call, "RING OF THE DRAGON"?! SOON CYNDY, YOU AIN'T GONNA BE THE ONLY ONE WHO GOES SUPER SAYIAN!?!"
 * Devious Puppet uses it to become a Puppet-like Dragon filled with a combined force of Choas and Alicornic Magic!
 * Devious: "I AIN'T THE DEVIOUS PUPPET ANYMORE! FROM THIS DAY FORTH, I AM NOW, DEVITORIOUS?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "Seriously? Not even Qui is that egotistic."
 * Devitorious: "SILENCE MORTAL?! I AM GREATER THEN EVEN THAT OF THE EQINOX MAGIC USERS THEMSELFS?! THE PERFECT RESULT OF MAGIC OF GOOD AND EVIL, AND WITH IT, THIS PUNY UNIVERSE WILL BOW TO MY-"
 * Avator Cynder punched Devitorious hard into the wall!
 * Avatar Cynder: "There IS a danger in talking too much, Devious."
 * Devitorious: Whatever. Prepare to die! (Attacks Avatar Cynder)
 * Skipper: She needs our help, everyone.
 * Shrek: Then what're we waiting for? Let's give it to her. (The Lodgers and heroes charged forward)
 * Devitorious: (Notices the Lodgers, and even when he's fighting Avatar Cynder, he manages to spin his tail around and smack them away) (Lord Shen glides towards him, but Devitorious uses his new fire breath to cartoonishly burn him to ash)
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, this is really embarrassing.
 * Thundera: I'll handle this. (Summons lightning, but Devitorious uses his electrical breath to absorb the lightning, and use it back at Thundera) AAYYYEEE!!! (Falls to the ground)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Darts towards Devitorious, but he grabs her, spins, and smashes her to the ground, pounding her 3 times, and throwing her to the wall) Ow!
 * Boss Wolf: (Fires a cannon at Devitorious, but he reflects the cannonball right back to Boss Wolf)
 * Po: (Attacks Devitorious, but then he grabs Po, and throws him into Shifu)
 * Icky: Well, I hoped I wouldn't have to use this, but...(Takes out a submachine gun) EAT LEAD, MOTHERFUCKA'! (Fires, but Devitorious uses his magic powers to put a shield up to protect him from the bullets) AW, C'MON!
 * Devitorious: (Opens his massive fabric wings, and begins flying and cackling his annoying laugh)
 * Po: CRANE, VIPER, SPINNING TOP OF DREAD! (Crane and Viper attack Devitorious, Viper coils around tying him up while Crane spins him in the air, but before he can kick him to the ground, Devitorious breathes iced breath, freezing Crane)
 * Viper: Uh-oh! (Devitorious breaks free from Viper's grasp, grabs her by the neck, and smacks her to the ground)
 * Mantis: HERE I COME, YOU WOODEN MANIAC! (He darts toward Devitorious, but he winds up getting smashed to the ground) Ow!
 * Sam: Alright, on my signal. 3...2...(He and Max take out rocket launchers) LET'S SEE YOU OUTWIT THIS, DEVIOUS! (They both fire, but Devitorious uses his telekinesis to fling the rockets back at them, and they dodge)
 * Applejack: (Bucks one of Devitorious' legs, but it remains still, even with her lower body strength)...Crap. (Devitorious does an even stronger buck on her, and she crashes through the ceiling, and disappears into the sky)
 * Twilight: APPLEJACK! (Suddenly, she appears crashing from the other side of the ceiling, and landing onto the other ponies)
 * Rarity: Wow, did he just kick you around the world?
 * Applejack: (Slurred) Yeah...you might say that...(Faints)
 * Mr. Whiskers: ANYBODY GOT ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!?
 * Avatar Cynder: "Everyone, I preesiate your concerns, but this is my battle alone. Devious is too great an opponent to all but me. Devious, your battle is with me, and me alone."
 * Devitorious: "Gees, and I thought you misfits were team players."
 * Avatar Cynder: "Well if it wasn't for your tendingcy to cheat, this wouldn't be the case. However, you harmed my friends too greatly. It will NOT be tolerated."
 * Devitorious: "Oh yeah? (Annoying Laugh), what are you gonna d-"
 * Avatar Cynder grabs Devitorious' fabric wings, and voilently rips them off!
 * Devitorious: "GRAHHHHHH?!"
 * Devitorious onoxious over-comitence faded when he realised Cynder was not messing around.
 * Devitorious: "Wait, ok, maybe I did sorta crossed some bounderies that shouldn't be crossed! You know what? Go ahead! Take away the Ambulet and the String Holders back to where they belong! I learned my lesson for sure! I won't screw around with Equestia anymore!"
 * Avatar Cynder grabs Devitorious by the neck!
 * Devitorious:"ECCK?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "YOU DID MORE THEN THAT AND THE OTHER DISPICABLE THINGS CONCERNING MY FRIENDS?! YOU MESSED WITH MY PAST AND MY EMOTIONS?! YOU ACTSELLY MADE ME BELIEVED QUI MURDERED MY PARENTS?! YOU MADE ME THINK MY FRIENDS AND THE HIGH COUNCIL DID NOT CARED FOR ME?! YOU MADE ME THINK I MURDERED LORD COBRA, SOMEONE WHO WAS LIKE A FATHER TO ME, IF THOUGH FOR THE WRONG REASONS!? YOU PRACTICLY PUSHED ME NEAR DARK CYNDER TERRORTORIES!? THIS SIN CANNOT, AND SHALL NOT BE FORGIVEN?! YOU WILL BE PUNISHED BY JUSTICE BY YOUR LIFE ENDING?!"
 * Devitorious: "Wait, wait, that isn't something you lougers do?!"
 * Avatar Cynder: "THIS TIME AROUND, YOU ARE UNWORTHY TO OUR KIND OF MRCY?! YOU WILL ONLY CAUSE TROUBLE AGAIN THE CHANCE YOU GET IT?!"
 * Avatar Cynder started to rip apart Devitorious, piece by piece, until the arm that had the Dragon ring was ripped off, and Devitorious turned back to Devious Puppet, only now broken, limbless, and scared!
 * Devious Puppet: "No! No! PLEASE?! I'LL, I'LL MAKE AMENDS TO EVERYONE! I'LL EVEN BECOME A BRONY?! MLP:FIM FOREVER?! JUST PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON-"
 * Avator Cynder was too furious, and set what was left of the Devious Puppet to flames!
 * Devious: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD?! I'M BURNING?! BURNING?! BUUUUUUUUURNNNNNINNNNNNNNgggggggggg......."
 * The Devious Puppet was no more then just firewood.
 * Avator Cynder: "An injustice, brought to an end."
 * Everyone was shocked.
 * Icky: "Damn! I know this isn't the first time you over-killed the last two people who pissed you off, but, DID YOU REALLY HAD TO DO THAT TO HIM?!"
 * Cynder: (Converts back to Cynder again) I had to. He did too much for us, and it couldn't be tolerated. Let's just get the Amulet and Strings back to Equestria before it's too late.
 * Twilight: Hold on. We might have a problem with that.
 * Fluttershy: What do you mean?
 * Shenzi: Yeah. We won.
 * Twilight: But do you know how long it took for you guys to get here by your Van?
 * Dodo: Yeah, 5 hours, why?
 * Twilight: Well, we've got only 4 hours until Celestia and the others die, and 9 until Discord transforms.
 * Sandy: Then that means...we'll never get to Equestria in time.
 * Patrick: Why don't we teleport?
 * Twilight: Well, I can't teleport us all there.
 * Merlin: And even with my great knowledge of magic, there's too many of us to teleport. You have no idea what the result of that would be.
 * Icky: Oh, for crying out loud, we still have the teleportation device that we made when Batula came along. (Takes it out) We got it back once Devious retreated from the last place.
 * Brandy: Okay, why didn't we think of THAT before?
 * Sam: LET'S GO! (Icky activates the device, but it doesn't work)...
 * Icky:...Why isn't it working?
 * Shen: Are the batteries charged? (Everyone looks at him)...
 * Skipper: You mean to tell me that our teleportation device RUNS ON FUCKING BATTERIES?!?
 * Lord Shen: "IT'S A BLOODY PROTOTYPE! IT WASN'T THE FINAL PRODUCT?!"
 * Fidget: What'll we do now?
 * Icky: (Sighs) We've got some batteries in the van.
 * Skipper: Oh, NOW you tell us!
 * Sam: Again, LET'S GO! (They head out)
 * Pony Soldier #1: SIR! SIR!
 * Pony Commander: What is it?
 * Pony Soldier #1: Our scientists may've miscalculated the timespan Discord has left until he transforms.
 * Pony Commander: WHAT?!?
 * Pony Soldier #1: Well, the computer's reception has been getting bad for a while, so...yeah, that's it in a nutshell.
 * Pony Commander: Then when is he REALLY gonna transform?
 * Pony Soldier #1:...Now. (A roar is heard, and the Pony soldiers go over to see a hole in Discord's cell)...Oh, no. (A roar is heard again)
 * Pony Commander: SOUND THE ALARM!!! WE NEED TO CONTAIN THE BEAST BEFORE HE REACHES A CIVILIZED AREA!!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!!
 * Pony Soldier #1: Right away, sir! (Sounds the alarm, and it blares out)
 * Discord: (His monstrous silhouette is seen in the shadows, and once he illuminates himself with his magic, he looks exactly like his version in the Hotdiggitydemon shorts, but has green and red eyes, and an animalistic temper) ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!...(Suddenly gets normal eyes)...MUST FIGHT IT...I...CAN'T...(Gets the green eyes again, and roars, heading straight for Ponyville) (But before he could get there, his self-consicious broke through, and slowly turn back to normal, but barely, he still had some beastly and musily features) I can't betray Fluttershy! Not like this! (Traps himself in a forceshield not even he can get himself out of even as the Dracon-Monsterious.) I am not gonna lose Fluttershy just because this beast desided to show up casually early!? Or maybe someone screwed up the estimated time! If so, THEY'RE FREAKING IDIOTS?!
 * The Soldiers see that Discord's will was still too strong for the Dracon-Monsterious persona.
 * Soldier: "He, stopped himself?"
 * Commander: "Well, Maybe there is something to this friendship stuff after all. But we still need to be around him at all cost. His own depression is still a danger until he gets the string holders back!"
 * Celestia is unbelievably old, as she seen the situation happening.
 * Celestia: "Shen, Equestia needs you more then ever. If your not here soon, this may be the final stand of friendship. (Coughs), and, the final hours of my life. Please, Shen.... Don't let us down."
 * ???: "Now what implied you to think we would fail?"
 * Celestia sees the lougers.
 * Icky: "Yo Celly, look what we got!"
 * Icky shows the Ambulet of Unlimited Power!
 * Celestia: You...you got it?
 * Icky: Well, it took us a while.
 * Celestia: Well, what about Devious?
 * SpongeBob: Taken care of.
 * Devious: (His head is sitting in the middle of Monstro's stomach, and is somehow, still alive dispite being fried by Cynder, his head being brought back together by her so they could have the fun of seeing him suffer) This is just nasty. But on the bright side, if I ever get a new body, I can make this whale my submarine....No, that'd be gross.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, how do we heal you?
 * Celestia: It's already taking effect. Once the Amulet enters Equestria's atmosphere again, it takes a while for it to heal the Alicorn Gods. (Slowly grows young again)
 * Fluttershy: So, is Discord okay?
 * Luna: (Walking in, still old, but growing younger) Well, he might not be doing very well. He just transformed, but his will still won't allow his Dracon-Monsterious side to take over.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness!
 * Luna: But he can't hold it forever. It's only a matter of time before he loses control. You have to save him. Bring those strings back to him before he loses it. Quick!
 * Merlin: We're on it!
 * The Lougers run off.
 * Shen gave Celestia the Ambulet.
 * Lord Shen: "Celestia, I recimend you keep this thing as close to you as possable. We don't want this event to repeat itself. Do I have your salum promise?"
 * Celestia: "I promise you Shen, this ambulet is never leaving my side or Equestia ever again."
 * Discord just sat down, as soldiers are prepared for the worse.
 * Discord: "I can't believe it would end like this. I'm about to be beaten over by a thought to be mythical legend of what is the Draconquui verson of Sayian ape, surrounded by ponies that will not be hestient to end me if nessersary, and I am not sure if Celestia is even still alive at this pont.... I never win, even when I started to be mostly nice."...(Suddenly struggles in pain, and his green eyes return) ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Pony Soldier: FIRE AT WILL! (The ponies fire their weapons, but Discord absorbs the bullets, and then shoots them back at them and roars, heading out into Ponyville)
 * Pony Soldier #2: That didn't go very well.
 * Pony Soldier: You think?
 * Discord: (Roars as he begins terrorizing Ponyville. He grabs a wagon, and throws it towards a house, but then it is caught by a Wonderbolt)
 * Soarin: What the hell is that thing?
 * Spitfire: I don't know, but it's terrorizing Ponyville. MOVE, MOVE, MOVE! (The Wonderbolts bolt towards Discord, but he uncontrollably uses his magic to turn them into Earth ponies, causing them to fall, but conveniently on safe surfaces. However, Discord regains control, and realizing what he did, undoes it, giving the Wonderbolts their wings back)
 * Discord: Sorry about that, but--(His monsterous side regains control, and he roars)
 * Fleetfoot: What is he doing? It looks like he's out of control, or something.
 * Spitfire: Whatever. Let's just kick his butt. (The Wonderbolts take flight, and Discord suddenly puts up a shield, protecting him)
 * Discord: ROOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!
 * ???: HEY, DISSY! (Discord looks to see the Lodger Van heading towards him)
 * Skipper: FIRE ALL TORPEDOES ON THAT MONSTER!!!
 * Fluttershy & Private: SKIPPER!
 * Skipper: Okay, I take it back. (On intercom) Discord! Calm your animalistic antics, and listen! We have your Strings!
 * Discord: (Gains control again) YOU DO?!? (Suddenly, his monsterous self gains control, and he blasts the Van to the ground)
 * Private: BRACE FOR IMPACT! (CRASH!!!)
 * Icky: HE JUST WRECKED OUR VAN!!!
 * Discord: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Kairi: My gosh! I never thought I would see him like THAT, even when he was still evil.
 * Kowalski: That would be extremely impressive if it weren't about to--(Discord smacks him, Private, and Rico to a house with his tail) OOF! OW!
 * Rico: I got this! (Launches a bazooka, but Discord grabs it, and crushes it in an explosion, and he roars) Crap!
 * Skipper: SOMEONE HAS TO KNOCK HIM OUT OR SOMETHING!!! HIS MONSTEROUS SELF WILL NEVER LET HIM CHANGE BACK NOW!!!
 * Fluttershy: Hold on. I got this. (Takes the Puppet Strings, flies up to Discord, and shows him the Strings)
 * Discord:...
 * Fluttershy: It's your Strings...We got them back.
 * Discord:...ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--
 * Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare, and it instantly freaks out Discord, but in a similar way than in Keep Calm and Flutter On, and Discord slowly shrinks) I don't know what this monsterous personality is doing, but it'd better cut it out NOW!
 * Discord: (Instantly changes back to normal, and then does the same fake-out gag again, laughing all the way) You're still so HILARIOUS! (Laughs)
 * Sandy: Well, heck, that worked.
 * Discord: (Gasps) Are those...(Flies over and grabs his Puppet Strings) Rod, Ed, Ted, and Fart! TOGETHER AGAIN! (Laughs) I've missed you so much! What did that pesky puppet do to you? Did he get scratches on you, because if he did, I will give him the most unpleasant splinter of his life! (Magically pops wooden spikes from his body like a porcupine)
 * Icky: "Don't worry Disso, Cynder took care of that jerk personally. Though, Cynder made sure his head was resurrected so we could have some fun with him, so we did the next best thing. We dumped his ass to Monstro."
 * Shrek: Though I don't get one thing. How was Monstro still alive when we seemingly killed him in those rocks?
 * Shifu: Maybe the Villain League resurrected him for something unknown.
 * Sparx: Or possibly just so they could use the whale's stomach as Mang's own personal Sarlacc pit...(Everyone laughs)
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) That's funny! That's really funny!
 * Discord: Uh...(Sees the minimum amount of damage he did)...Oh, boy. SORRY EVERYPONY! (Snaps, and magically fixes the damages) Much better.
 * Fluttershy: Thank goodness you're okay, Discord.
 * Discord: Well, I should thank you too Flutt, for giving me a chance, and for NOT turning me back into an inanimate object again.
 * Twilight: Well, now that THAT's taken care of, what about Black Tie?
 * Belle Hope was hugging A Wheel-cheared Black Tie, as Tri-Corn stood at the end of the hall.
 * Tri-Corn: "Wrap it up, Blackie. You avoided death, but not 5 years of due jailtime."
 * Black Tie sighed.
 * Black Tie: "Does it really seem fair to me that even though I am punished enough by never having use of back legs again, your throwing me, defenceless mind you, to a prison crawling with criminal scum itching to, shall we say, take grim advantage of my moment of periment weakness?"
 * Tri-Corn: "Well, then again, I don't care WHAT you think, do I? To me, your just another piece of trash I need to take up. Fiends like you, using animals and making them suffer for profit and power, make me wanna do what you did to those animals you kill and rip out your innerds and-"
 * Black Tie: "Good lord woman, YOUR NEAR A CHILDREN'S ROOM?!"
 * Senator Tricorn: (Realizes it, and chuckles nervously, and they go farther away) Sorry, but still, the High Council has spoken, so you're lucky I don't get away with punishing you for this. Let's get moving.
 * Black Tie: (Sighs) At least I'll get used to it. (They walk out of the hospital)
 * (Cynder): So a few things were finally settled, Celestia and the other Alicorns were healed, Discord got his Strings back, Black Tie...he's still in prison today, and Devious' head is still inside Monstro.
 * Cynder: The End.
 * Pound Cake: More, more, more, more! (Laughs)
 * Pumpking Cake magicly changed the number on the ceiling into 4.
 * Discord: You want more, you'll get more. Who's next?
 * Pinocchio: Ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me, pick me! I have a story!
 * Big Bad Wolf: (Sighs) This isn't the one about how you and Shrek defeated Fairy Godmother, is it? Because it wouldn't feel like a story if we just told a movie.
 * Pinocchio: Actually, it is a pretty awesome story--
 * Gingy: HEY, GUESS WHAT, PINOCHI, NO ONE CARES!!! Get ready to count cotton candy in your sleep, kiddies, because I've got a good one. And it's ALL TRUE! (Clears throat) It's about when I owned this awesome gingerbread house at the Muffin Man's place. In fact, the same one I had in my Bride of Gingy story. At least, THAT part was true. Anyway, It was a peaceful cloudless night...

Story 4: Gingy's Grib
Shady warehouse. Casa de Gingerbread The Next Morning... Sour Cookie's House Later. Casa de Gingerbread Farmyard Mafia farm, a few minutes later... Flashback Present Outside Drury Lane Present
 * (Gingy): (His house has a sign that says 'Casa de Gingerbread') At the time, it was a party house called Casa de Gingerbread that I bought with all the M&Ms that I could get. I also discovered a Skittle mine in Mount Fruitcandy, and I was filthy sweet and rich! I spent some of the Skittles on a secret candied cookie recipe so I could try and impress my girlfriend, Gingerette. She loved cookies. Especially the ones with M&Ms in it. However, the problem was someone stole the last of my Skittle fortune. I didn't see who it was, but I knew it was a Gingerbread Man. Since everyone assumed I irresponsibly spent it all on my recipe since, for some odd reason, there was no evidence of it being stolen, I was humiliated. Gingerette seemed to oddly enough forgive me, though. As a result, I kinda had a bad debt with the Real Estate Agent who gave me the house named Sour Cookie. Turns out, he had his own problems.
 * Gingy: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A MORTGAGE ON MY HOUSE?!"
 * Sour Cookie: "Sorry Kid, but thanks to your irresponsible spending of that Skittles fortune you had, you can't pay your due mortgage. So you realize now that The Milk Bank's gonna reclaim your house."
 * Gingy: But sir, I didn't spend it ALL on that recipe. Someone stole the rest!
 * Sour Cookie: Gingy, the Gummy Bears said there was no evidence of a burglar arriving. No broken glass, no mushed up icing, no out of place gumdrops, not even a single crumb of Gingerbread on the scene. You spent it all like an idiot.
 * Gingy: Are you calling me a liar?
 * Sour Cookie: Well, if the shoe fits, wear it!
 * Gingy: Oh, how rude!
 * Sour Cookie: (Sighs) Gingy, no one is gonna believe you if you keep this up. If this mortgage isn't paid by 6:00 PM tomorrow, we'll have no choice but to take this place from you. Understand?
 * Gingy:...(Sighs) Fine. But I'll prove it wasn't my fault. You'll see. I'll get the money back.
 * Sour Cookie: I don't have time for this. I'm out of here. I have a debt I have to attend to as well. (Walks away)
 * Gingy: What? What do you mean--
 * Sour Cookie: Do I go around asking you what's not my own business?...Exactly. Good day. (Leaves in his candy limo)
 * Gingy:...(Sighs) I'm toast!
 * Sour Cookie came to a shaodwy figure.
 * Sour Cookie: "What did I tell ya? I snagged that Skittle fortune of his like a boss! You'll have his delicious house by the end of the day, Don Porker."
 * The figure reveils himself as a big, fat pig. This was Don Porker.
 * Don Porker: "The end of the day is still too long, Cookie! I want that house now, OR I'M GONNA HAVE TO SETTLE FOR YOU?!"
 * Sour Cookie: "You sir, you have seriously bad patience issues. The Milk Bank is slow on these sort of things."
 * Don Porker: Hmmph! Maybe, but this is your last chance. If I don't have that house by the appointed time, I'll start with those gumdrop buttons of yours!
 * Sour Cookie: (Panicking with a high-pitched voice) NO, NOT THE BUTTONS!!! NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!
 * Don Porker: You know, I never get how that sets you guys off.
 * Sour Cookie: Everything that involves being eaten is fearful.
 * Don Porker: Whatever. Just go do your job.
 * Sour Cookie: Why do you need that gingerbread house, anyway? You're a pig. You can barely live inside it.
 * Don Porker: Do I go around asking YOU what's not my own business? No! And neither should you. Now shut up and go.
 * Sour Cookie: Fine. (Leaves)
 * (Icky): "Hey sorry for interupting the story, but at least 3 of the 4 stories involve The Shrek world. Pinkie's story, Cynder's story, and your story Ginger. What's with everyone's fasination of having the Shrek world the center of talltales?"
 * (Gingy): You know, Ick-face, not all stories have to have same or different settings. Our stories, our rules.
 * (Icky): Yeah, you're probably right. But still, let's at least go for originally here.
 * (Discord): "Oh trust me, i seen the script and I think this is the last Shrek World story."
 * (Applebloom): Well, I don't care how awful or how dramatic these stories are, I think they're downright amazin'.
 * (Sweetie Belle): Me, too.
 * (Scootaloo): Me, three.
 * (Baby Cakes): YAAY! (Giggles) Gingy!
 * (Twilight): Okay, let the Gingerbread Man continue, cutie pies.
 * Gingy: (Walks inside, and sits down while several Gingerbread Men are seen dancing)
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Hey look, it's Mr. Gingergreed!
 * Gingerbread Man #2: After his careless spending, he has no chance with Gingerette. She'd never notice someone like him. (They all laugh)
 * Gingerette: (Appears as a Gingerbread Women with a white dress, blue icing eyes, and red icing hair) Guys, shut up! He's not that bad. Besides, I know him. He wouldn't do something like spend an entire fortune for me.
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Really? Then who do YOU think stole his fortune?
 * Gingerette: How should I know? None of us saw the guy except him.
 * Gingerbread Man #2: (Laughs) Dream on, sister. He's a big egotistical douche. (Gingerette grabs him by the gumdrop button, and faces him)
 * Gingerette: Listen here, cream-cake! Gingy is NOT an egotistical douche. He's a sweet person. If you all can't see that, then YOU don't stand a chance against me. (Lets go of Gingerbread Man #2) Goodbye! (Walks to Gingy)
 * Gingy: Gingerette? What're you doing here?
 * Gingerette: Have you found out who stole your Skittles?
 * Gingy: Not yet, but I think I know someone who might.
 * Gingerette: The Muffin Man?
 * Gingy: The Muffin Man.
 * Muffin Man: (Arrives) You called?
 * Gingy: "I have a problem. My skittles fortune was stolen, but-"
 * Muffin Man: "Everyone else thinks you carelessly spend it all like an egomaniac jackass?"
 * Gingy: "Uh... Yeah."
 * Muffin Man: "Gingy, I know your not THAT type of Gingerbread man. But I assumed we're dealing with either a criminal mastermind, or someone who was lucky enough to know about your secret under the house passage way."
 * Gingy: "Darn, WHY did I instelled that in there?!"
 * Muffin Man: "But about seeing him, afraid my eyes are not that good anymore. Sometimes I claimed I was playing cards with Cao Cao, Liu Bai, Sun Jian, Aberham Lincoln, and Superman, when really, it was the a bunch of cooking ware clottered up at my poker table. But I couldn't help but felt there was a Gingerbread Man shaped figure around your house. Problem is, again, bad eyesight, and that it was dark, so, it could be anyone, and your already uncreditable being viewed as someone who blew away your own fortone."
 * Gingy: "Well, thanks for, at least some useful info.... I think."
 * Muffin Man: But even though I couldn't see him, I think I could give you a few things I was barely able to see. He had a voice that I couldn't even recognize. Only 6 inches high, and he had some black on his head. As for the body, well, he looked a bit like a councilman in my book.
 * Gingy: A councilman? Hmm, well, I guess that means our thief is someone of business.
 * Gingerette: Think it was Sour Cookie?
 * Gingy: (He and the Muffin Man look at each other, then burst out laughing) Sour Cookie? No way!
 * Muffin Man: (Laughs) I know he might be a jerk sometimes, but he's definitely not a thief.
 * Gingerette: Well, it's a possibility, right?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, let's be real. It's not a good plan for someone to just steal money from a burrower, and then demand more for the mortgage behind his...back...Actually, it IS a good plan.
 * Muffin Man: But I assure you, he's not that kind of Gingerbread Man.
 * Gingy: Well, let's not be quick to ponder the possibilities. The sooner we can catch this douche and get my money back by tomorrow night, the better.
 * Gingerette: You're not seriously thinking about staying up all night trying to find the thief, are you?
 * Gingy: No, that just wastes time. We have to catch him by tomorrow morning...(Yawns)...or I lose...this place...
 * Muffin Man: (Chuckles) Sleepy, Gingy?
 * Gingy: NO! I'm...not sleepy...(Falls to the ground sleeping)
 * Gingerette:...Well, good night, Muffin Man.
 * Muffin Man: You, too, Gingerette. (The two separate)
 * Gingy: "Man I'm in trouble?! I still found nothing?!"
 * Gingerette: Still found nothing, huh?
 * Gingy: Nope. We gotta find those Skittles, or I'm in the alleys faster than you can say 'Candy Land'.
 * Gingerette: Let's also remember the possibility that Sour Cookie might be involved.
 * Gingy: Well, he might, he might not. If it was him, then there has to be a reason...Wait...maybe there IS a reason.
 * Gingerette: There is?
 * Gingy: He said he was in a debt, too. He never told me who, but that's something we might need to look in right now. But how am I supposed to find out before tonight? We can't ask him, he might take it the wrong way.
 * Gingerette: Well, how else should we find out?
 * Gingy: There's no choice. We'll have to spy on him. I know it's, kinda extreme, but I'm running out of opitions!
 * Gingerette: "Ok, I have your back the full way."
 * Gingy: HOLY TWINKIES, THANK YOU! (Hugs her) Now, let's get a move on.
 * Gingy: (Appears with Gingerette, and they lean themselves to the wall) Ssh!
 * Gingerette: I will.
 * Gingy: Good. (They see Sour Cookie driving by in his limo) Hide. (They do that in the Gingerbread Trees)
 * Sour Cookie: (Sighs) What a rigorous day. I don't know if I'll ever get that payment to Don Porker by tonight. Not exactly sure why he wants that stupid house. (Goes inside)
 * Gingy: Don Porker? Who the hell is that?
 * Gingerette: I heard of him. He's actually a pig owned by the farmers next door. He's the fattest pig in the farm because he always manages to sneak here and chow down on us like cookies. That guy needs some serious fitness.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, pigs are always fat. Do you actually wanna imagine what a SKINNY pig would be like?
 * Gingerette:...Ugggh! No!
 * Gingy: Yeah, it would be extremely gross. (The both of them look through the window, and seen Sour Cookie on his phone.)
 * Sour Cookie: "Ok, I ensure, powerful Farmyard Mafia Don Porker, you will have that Gingerbread House soon enough. Trust me, this will be the most successful candy mongering ever successfully pulled, you will have it shipped out and sold to fat kids everywhere where soon enough, and I, your biggest supporter in getting you only THE finest Gingerbread Houses in Gingerbread Man history. And we would both be rolling in the profits. Yes, you can eat the original, but ONLY after we mass produce the houses, but that can only happen when i get the deed, which also serves as resipe..... Which I'll soon get soon enough. The Milk Bank is so stupidly trusting of me, it insults my intelligents. I'm glad to hear you say that our allience has proven benifital... Yes, I'll see you soon again after the house is contained. Goof bye, your mob bossness." (Hangs up)
 * Gingerette: Oh my, God! It WAS him!
 * Gingy: That son of a bitch!
 * (Twilight): Gingy, we need to watch the language, remember? This is a bedtime story.
 * (Gingy): Oh, please, they're just babies. They don't understand English--
 * (Pound Cake): Bitch?
 * (Gingy):...Oh, crud! Well, it's okay, they won't remember it once they grow up. Back to the story...with no cuss words.
 * Gingy: I'm going in there! (Gingerette stops him)
 * Gingerette: No, Gingy! You can't just reveal yourself!
 * Gingy: Gingerette, he stole my fortune, you can't expect us to just keep it to ourselves!
 * Gingerette: Yes, we have to. Do you know that he has control of your house even without the deed? He can order the bank to take it away from you in just a single second. We can't let him know about it.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, we've got until tomorrow! TOMORROW!!! We can't pull this off any longer, my home will be gone by then. Do you have ANY other suggestions of how I get my Skittles back? If not, then we have no choice.
 * Gingerette: Well, I don't know, but listen to reason! Do you want to spoil it all? Can you imagine what the Farmyard Mafia would do if they were to figure this all out? I'm sure you know, because you obviously remember what happened to your last girlfriend.
 * Gingy: (Gets visions of her getting eaten by a fat kid during the holidays)...Yes. Okay, Gingerette, I'll keep this a secret. But what're we gonna do?
 * Gingerette: The only thing we CAN do. We have to steal back your fortune, and pay the debt. He'll have no idea of it until it is too late.
 * Gingy: Are you bananas?!? Someone would be bound to think we're thieves.
 * Gingerette:...Good point. Then we'll have to do it without being seen.
 * ???: "Duh, gee, great idea except, (gaffawing), yous was caught before you could do anything!"
 * Gingerette and Gingy seen a huge, Chocolate Bunny thug with brutal mussles.
 * Gingy: "Well..... That escalated quickly."
 * Gingy and Gingerette were tied to chears.
 * Sour Cookie stood next to his henchment Chocolate Bunny.
 * Sour Cookie: "Well, I must say Mr. Gingy, I feel HURTED and BETRAYED you would spy on me?! And from what Hanzel told me, I AM UPSET YOU WOULD STEAL FROM ME?! Besides, I don't have your skittles fortune anymore, I already gaved it to Don Porker during my last visit. The fat crime lord pig probully ate it all by now. And I think your fully aware of what happens now."
 * Sour Cookie points to two Gingermen Thugs bring out a huge cup of milk.
 * Sour Cookie: "Have a nice swim, in bovine nipple juice!"
 * Gingy: NO, NOT THE MILK! ANYTHING BUT THE MILK!!! I'M ALLERGIC TO MILK!!!
 * Gingerette: ME, TOO!
 * Sour Cookie: All Gingerbread Men are allergic to milk, doofus! So, since you've discovered everything, I have no choice. Casa de Gingerbread is officially Milk Bank property starting now. (Blows a whistle)
 * Gingy: NO! NO, NO, NO! MY BEAUTIFUL HOME!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!
 * Sour Cookie: Oh, I can't? I'm the one who GAVE you the house in the first place. And I can take it away, too. If you wanna question my job again, I'll see to it that the Gummy Bears lock you up for threatening to steal from me. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to remove your belongings. (Walks away)
 * Gingy: YOU MONSTER!!! SOMEONE HELP!!! (The milk cup is poured, and Gingerette is pulled towards the cup) NO! NOT GINGERETTE!!!
 * Gingerette: GINGY--(Gets dunked, and starts gurgling in the milk)...(Gets pulled back up, and she gasps for air, and at the same time, sneezing) YUCK!!! IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!?
 * Hanzel the Chocolate Bunny: SHUT IT, GINGER-SNAP! (Gingerette is dunked back into the milk)
 * Gingy: HELP!!! HELP ME!!! (Suddenly, someone crashes through the window and appears as a Gingerbread Man with scratches and wearing an icing attire similar to Gingy's Rumplestilskin attire)
 * Gingerbread Man Hero: Hey, bunny boy! Have a taste of THIS! (Throws a jellybean, and it bursts in jelly, pushes the glass of milk all over the room, and all over Gingy, who begins sneezing)
 * Gingy: YUCK!
 * Gingerette: Who the heck is that?
 * Gingerbread Hero: Now's not the time for introductions, miss. (Takes out a string of licorish, and uses it as a rope, swinging up to Gingerette, and untying her) Hold on! (Swings back down to the ground)
 * Gingy: Uh, we've got company! (Chocolate bunnies and Gingerbread Man thugs come and attack)
 * Hanzel: "Doy, that tears it! Hurt those guys good fellas!"
 * Hero: I'd like to see you try, tough guy! (He uses his licorish rope to lasso one of the Chocolate bunnies, and throw it to a wall where he crumbles into chocolate and peanut-butter filling) (Hero goes over, takes a taste of the peanut butter filling) Ahh! Peanut butter. Tastes like victory and justice. (Jumps over to the rest of the chocolate bunnies as well as the Gingerbread Man thugs, and beats them down in just 20 seconds) Alright, I'll get you out of here, Gingy.
 * Gingy: You know who I am?
 * Hero: Of course. You're one of Shrek's friends. Everybody knows Shrek.
 * Gingy: Who are you, anyway?
 * Hero: The name's Tough Cookie. I'm Sour Cookie's brother. I know that he works for the Farmland Mafia as well. I've spent years with the FFA Knight Department searching for that criminal syndicate, and I might be closer to finding it here.
 * Gingerette: You're Sour Cookie's brother?
 * Tough Cookie: Yes indeed.
 * Gingy: But why would they let YOU in the FFA Knight Department?
 * Tough Cookie: Because of my achievements, of course. I've beaten a dozen rogue dragons once armed with nothing more than a peppermint stick. (Takes out a sharpened peppermint stick, and a candy cane) And, being extremely lucky!
 * Hanzel has brought over a big rock!
 * Hanzel: "WELL THAT LUCK'S ABOUT TO RUN OUT, DUMMY?! (GAFFAWING)"
 * Tough Cookie: (Throws the peppermint spear, and if stabs Hanzel in the chest, and the rock falls on top of him, squishing him) I don't think so, bunny. (Releases Gingy) Now c'mon! Let's go get your house. (The three Gingerbread Men run off)
 * Gingy: (The house is gone) Oh, no! We're too late!
 * Tough Cookie: Not quite! Look! (They see Farmyard animals carrying the house to Don Porker, especially Sour Cookie)
 * Gingy: AFTER THEM! (They run after him, but find them heading straight for a farm)
 * Gingerette:...The Farmyard Mafia Farm.
 * Tough Cookie: After all these years of searching, it winds up to be close to Drury Lane.
 * Gingy: We have to go after them!
 * Gingerette: You mean...outside?
 * Gingy: What, you haven't been outside before?
 * Gingerette: No, not really, but...
 * Gingy: But we have no choice. We HAVE to get that deed back! That porkpie just stole my home, and he's gonna pay for it!
 * Tough Cookie: I hate to break it to you, but we'd need a plan of attack before we go down there.
 * Gingy: But by then, it would be too late. That fat pig would've pulled off the biggest illegal candy trade scam of all time and would just continue until either all the Gingerbread Man and Women are hopeless, or till they deside to pick on someone else, but by that time if it ever comes, every Ginger-People would be out on the street in mass-poverty! We have to go there NOW!
 * Tough Cookie: Fine. But we have to be sneaky and quick about it.
 * Gingerette: I don't know. I've been in this place all my life, and never once have I gone out there. It's too dangerous.
 * Gingy: Gingerette, you can't spend your entire life playing it safe. Look what trying to play it safe did to us! If we just told everyone about Sour Cookie sooner, we wouldn't even be in this mess! Sometimes it's better to take risks then to let the bad guys get a drop on you! We have to get down there and get my home back.
 * Gingerette: Well...uh...(Gulps)...
 * Gingy: Let's go. (Grabs Gingerette, and jumps to the ground with Tough Cookie)
 * Gingerette: YIKES!! What is this? Green tiny tentacles! They're gonna eat me!
 * Tough Cookie: Is this chick for real?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, that's grass. It doesn't hurt you.
 * Gingerette: It doesn't?
 * Gingy: No. Besides, we'll be at the farm in no time. We just need to be careful.
 * The Production of the clone houses had began.
 * Don Porker was wearing a bib.
 * Don Porker: "Sour Cookie, consider your dept offitcally paid. And now, I have quite a feast waiting for me, and, I'm gonna be a flithy pig in the sense of flithy stinking rich! Whoever said crime doesn't pay CLEARLY never met the Farmyard Mafia!"
 * Sour Cookie: "And the best part, no one knows this is even going on. This will become the most successful Candy mongering operation in history, that not even the devines themselfs would realise it happened!"
 * Don Porker: "Sure, whatever. Now do yourself a favor, and check up the productions. I got a dinner-date."
 * Sour Cookie left, as Gingy's house was served to Don Porker.
 * Don Porker: "Hello delisious, come to the Pigfather!"
 * ???: HOLD IT! (Eberyone turns around to see Gingy, Gingerette, and Tough Cookie standing in front of them)
 * Don Porker: YOU?!? But how the blob did you get here so fast?
 * Tough Cookie: Well, it wasn't that hard...
 * Gingerette: (Scared as the 3 heroes head down the grassy ridges)...Uh...I'm a bit frightened. What if animals come and eat us?
 * Tough Cookie: Then I'll protect us. (Takes out his peppermint spear) Just stick to the shadows. (A crow caw is heard)
 * Gingerette: AHH! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Gingy: Gingerette, be quiet. (Crows are seen flying above them)
 * Tough Cookie: Crows! Not friendly to us Gingerbread Men. We can't let them see us--(Suddenly, a crow appears in front of them) WHOAH!!!
 * Gingerette: AARRRGGHH!! (The crow attacks, but Tough Cookie uses his licorice rope to tie the crow up by the beak)
 * Gingy: Get down! (The crow struggles as Tough Cookie uses the licorice rope to use the crow to ride on)
 * Tough Cookie: Alright, you black rat with wings! We've got a score to settle with someone, and we've gotta get there fast! That means since YOU volunteered, you're gonna be leading it. And you ain't gonna give us any trouble! Understand? (The crow nods a 'yes') Good. C'mon, guys. Hop on.
 * Gingy: Oh, I'm gonna regret this! (Gingy hops on, but Gingerette is too scared)
 * Gingerette: I'm not getting on THAT thing!
 * Gingy: Fine, then we'll leave you here.
 * Gingerette: ALRIGHT, FINE! (Climbs up, and the crow takes off towards the farm)
 * Tough Cookie: So hand over the house, and we won't have to splatter your guts all over the ground!
 * Gingerette and Gingy: EWWW!!!
 * (SpongeBob): Okay, that was a bit out of the norm, don't you think?
 * (Gingy): Whatever.
 * Don Porker: "You realise I wouldn't be a very successful Mob Boss, if I didn't had, speical insurence."
 * Suddenly,Barnyard Animal Mobsters appeared, attoning Tommy Guns!
 * (Shrek): "NOW WAIT JUST A MINUTE, HOW CAN THEY HAVE GUNS WHEN THEY'RE IN A MEDEVIL WORLD?!"
 * (Gingy): Obviously, they got it from other worlds.
 * (Pig): But I thought that trade vas illegal in our world.
 * (Pig #2): Ja, ze penalty is unsettling.
 * (Gingy): Oh, trust me, Mafias are basically BORN to be criminals, so no luck there.
 * Gingy: "Aw great. Armed mobsters!"
 * Tough Cookie: Worry not. I've handled people like this before.
 * Gingy: You've fought people with guns?
 * Tough Cookie: Yes, I've been outside this world a couple of times. I'll handle this. (Takes out a sugary stick, and sets it on fire, throwing it)
 * Mobster #1: What is this supposed to do, tiny--(The sugary stick explodes)
 * Tough Cookie: (Laughs) They're combustible, of course.
 * Don Porker: Well, it's too late for you, Ginger-faces! You can never hope to defeat me. I've gotten so fat, your blows mean nothing.
 * Tough Cookie: We'll see about that, tubby! (Throws his peppermint spear, but it bounces off of Porker's belly, and hits Tough Cookie in the face) OW!...(Takes out and ignites another sugary stick, and throws it. But Porker sits on it, and it explodes under his butt)
 * Don Porker: (Laughs and snorts) That was a nice glut massage.
 * Gingy: WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO?!?
 * Don Porker: Sorry, Gingerbread Martyrs! But anything you do will be useless. Nothing can stop me now. (Cackles but then, some knights appear from the door)
 * Knight #1: Looks like we finally caught you in the act, Porkpie!
 * Gingy: What?
 * Tough Cookie: I called them while we were starting our trip to the farm. They knew right where we were.
 * Gingerette: Wow, smart thinker.
 * Knight #1: Don Porkerson Pig, you're under arrest for the theft of a gingerbread house recipe, and for the murder of several of the Muffin Man's Gingerbread Men...well...consumption of them.
 * Don Porker: "Ya know, in hindsight, I always did had a bad ego, and that it was too predictable to hide out in a farm where it would be the most predictable place to look in by hindsight."
 * A duck mobster: "Gees, ya think?"
 * In secret, Sour Cookie sees this, and desides to make his escape!
 * Sour Cookie gets on a Gingerbread Plane!
 * Sour Cookie: "The gig's up! Take flight!"
 * The Gingerbread Thugs followed his orders and the plane gets off the ground!
 * Sour Cookie looks, quietly chuckles as he is convince he made a quick escaped.
 * Sour Cookie: "At least I won't have to worry about being that pig's patsy anymore. Now, I think I'll look at comfertable retirement in Rio under the name Sweet Cookie. Don Porker may not had beeen the Don who pulls of the most successful scam, but I became the cookie who scammed a Crime Boss: I secretly took all of his money from his time as a crimelord, and I saved at least 1 bag of Gingy's skittles, barely enough to pay off the dept.  (Laughs), Ain't I a stinker?" (Cackles as the Gingerbread plane flew off, only to be attacked by crows) CRAP-CAKES, NOT AGAIN!!! WHAT IS IT WITH US BASING OUR VICITLES ON SNACKS?! (The plane speeds up as the crows follow)
 * (Gingy): And after a while of fixing other stuff, I was back to living in my gingerbread house, and even had a party to celebrate. But even though I was broke, I had something with more worth than gold.
 * Gingerbread Man #1: Nice party, Gingy!
 * Gingy: Thanks. (Gingerette comes by, and hugs him tightly) Oh, Gingerette.
 * Gingerette: It's just amazing, Gingy. You're all over the Magic Mirror News! 3 Gingerbread Men thwart the evil Farmland Mafia Lord Don Porker. We're famous!
 * Gingy: Really?
 * Gingerette: Yeah. We're basically all over the place.
 * Gingy: Well...it feels good to do something on my own.
 * Gingerette:...(Kisses Gingy)
 * Gingy:...HOLY SHORTBREAD!!! (Faints)
 * Gingy: And that's the end.
 * Baby Cakes: YAAAY! (They change the magic number to 4)
 * Discord: "That was surprisingly short."
 * Gingy: "Well, mainly because I removed the filler of me investigating the crime, finding the mounatin with Skittles, walking to the farm, getting the Milk Bank off of my case, and finally, Sour Cookie's eventfull arrest in Rio when a Maid ID'ed him after watching the news."
 * Applejack: "So, whatever happened to that Don Pig guy after he was arrested."
 * Gingy: "..... Ya don't wanna know."
 * SpongeBob: Alright, who's next?
 * Snotrog: Hey, Hiccup? Why don't we tell them the story about how we handled that giant last year.
 * Astrid: Oh, yeah, that's a pretty good story. (Toothless moans in agreement from outside)
 * Hiccup: Okay, I suppose so. It wouldn't hurt to tell you guys about what happened after we defeated that crazy Adrian badger.
 * Icky: "Oh I remember THAT mess. It was another "Jungie's at it again" fiasco."
 * Rainbow Dash: Speaking of what Hiccup said, how HAS Adrian been doing since he was reincarnated?
 * Twilight: Princess Celestia told me that his little sister already knows after, she saw her baby's odd behavior which reminded her of her brother. Celestia explained everything to her when she gotten word of it. Her reaction, well, I don't really remember how she took it.
 * Discord: Well, too bad I wasn't there since I was still evil at the time, and still a statue.
 * Pinkie: Yeah, Celestia seemed to did something weird to reincarnate him, and you don't wanna know HOW she did it!
 * Icky: "Isn't weird we promised ourselfs not to talk about Adrian, and yet we're doing just that?'
 * Twilight: "Well, we gotten over that event by now, so it doesn't so, morbidly awkword now, i guess."
 * Hiccup: Anyway, let's begin. It was only 5 days after the whole Adrian incident...

Story 5: Berk's Giant Noisy Neighbors
Berk. Giant Village Next Morning, Viking Village. Later... Viking Village few days later. Giant Village. Stomper's hut. Late Midday. Hours later when the boats are finally far enough away from the village! Later, at the party. Viking village. Some dragon trapping later. Meanwhile, at the party finishing up AFTER the leage finished up their plan, and sent Stomper on a very "speical" mission. Galaxhar's robot. Outside. Inside. Outside Again Meanwhile Outside. Meanwhile Viking Village Hideout (of when the ship was made to make a forced landing thanks to malfuntioning controls) Outside. Inside. Outside again. Inside again. Viking Village. Giant Village. Giant Man's arena. Outer Space Flashback. Reality. Inside the base. Clone Room Base Flashback. Now. Later. meanwhile. Meanwhile. Later in the Van. Equestria, hours later... Villain League HQ Equestria Berk. Present Day
 * (Hiccup): "It started out when me and the gang were riding out our dragons on the outskirts of the island."
 * Hiccup: WHOA, EASY, TOOTHLESS! (Toothless and the group fly through rock arches, and pass by a few Viking boats) Yikes.
 * Fishlegs: HAH! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
 * Snotlout: YAHOO! (Spins his dragon through more rock arches, and then jumps through a hole while his dragon went through another below it, then Snotlout landed straight back onto the dragon) WHOA!!!
 * Astrid: Showoff.
 * Hiccup: Alright, Vikings, let's take a little break. Our dragons need to cool down. (They all land inside the arena where they meet up with Stoick and Gobber)
 * Gobber: "Oh there you rascals are. We need help find out a solution for all the NOISE some new settlers from the far otherside of the island we ever hardly go to! They came here just about 4 days ago, and there's been noise about what sounds like huge people throwing a party!"
 * Hiccup: "We have another side of the island we never visited?"
 * Stoick: "Well, we did wanted to take a look at it, but ya know, nothing screams a good home like a sea-side view, so, we simply didn't bother exploring beyond this side of the island."
 * Snotlout: "Well, why can't we just tell those new people to shut up, better yet, tell them to get lost cause is OUR island?!"
 * Stoick: "Uh.... That's the thing. We sent a Viking there a few hours ago, and uh......"
 * The Viking they sent is seen running!
 * Viking: "GIANTS?! GIANTS?! BERK IS INVADED BY GIANTS?! AHHHHHHH?!"
 * Stoick: "...... Pretty much that."
 * Gobber: "Oh, I'm sure Olaf the over-reacting is just being his namesake. I bet these people are just a wee bit taller and Olaf just got the wrong idea. I mean, everyone knows Giants ain't real. They're more mythical then Unicorns and those flying horses for that greece place." (Suddenly, tremors shake the area, and the dragons shutter)
 * Astrid: What was that?
 * ???: I WANNA KNOW WHO THE HELL SENT THAT PUNY HUMAN VIKING TO OUR TERRITORY!!! (5 giants that are only the size of Hagrid from Harry Potter, arrive as their footsteps shake the earth) I'M GONNA GIVE THAT GUY A STERN TALKING TO!!!
 * Fishlegs: G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-GIIIAAAAAAANNNNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSS!!!
 * Stoick: Impossible!
 * Gobber: Wow. They are real. Who'd have thought?
 * Giant #1: (A black-bearded guy with a dark brown barbarian style clothing, and carrying a large spiked club, sees them, and he and the giants behind them stomp up to them) WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE LEADER?!?
 * Gobber:...That would be him, Mr. Giant. (Points at Stoick)
 * Stoick: Oh thanks for the help Gobber?! Uh... (Chuckles nervously until the giant leader grabs him by the shirt)
 * Hiccup: DAD!!!
 * Giant #1: What gives you the nerve to send one of your cabbage-head Vikings to trespass on our territory in the middle of a party?
 * Stoick: We-we heard your loud thumping, and we needed to find out what it was. But now that we do, could you at least be nice enough to leave? We, apologies for any inconvinences.
 * Giant #1:...Fine! (Lets go of him)
 * Ruff: What's wrong with you, dude?
 * Giant #2: HE WASN'T SPEAKING TO YOU, MONKEY-BOY!!!
 * Giant #3: Uh, guys? Is it me, or are there...dragons here? (The giants find out that dragons are present)
 * Giant #1: Wait a minute. (Walks up to Toothless as he backs away a bit, and starts to growl)...A Night Fury? Haven't seen those things in years. Heard from my father these creatures are critically endangered...for something that's extremely fast and powerful. (Toothless looks confused)
 * Hiccup: What're you talking about?
 * Giant #1: SHUT UP, BOY!!! (Turns to Stoick) Listen here, you tiny red-bearded Viking-hole! I don't wanna see ANY of your kind trespassing on our property again! But for your sake, we shall take our party time down a notch. But if you EVER trespass again, WE'LL RIP OFF YOUR BEARD, AND WEAR IT LIKE A WIG!!! UNDERSTAND?!? (The word echoes, and everyone reacts horribly to it, even the dragons)
 * Stoick:...Yes.
 * Giant 1: "That goes double to the dragons as well. ESPEICALLY THAT TOE-BITTING NIGHT FURY!?"
 * Toothless became even more confused.
 * The Giants up and left before anyone could asked.
 * Hiccup: "I, think we made a negitive impression."
 * Stoick: "And that's bad when dealing with Giants. Giants with a bad first impression, have a bad habit of ensuring your life will be very un-enjoyable."
 * Snotlout: "Well, just don't go to their side of the island. We hardly ever go there anyway, so it seems fair they have it."
 * Astrid: "But what if we end up going to war with them if their leader is unbelievely war-mongering? What if they're here to congure the island? Or worse, what if they're dragon hunters, or even behind why there ain't alot of Night Furies?!"
 * Hiccup: "Now, now now! It's not THAT bad yet! Maybe they were upset that Olaf may've hurt their feelings by saying racial slurs about Giants, or said something offencive to giants, like, that stuff being said about them grinding our bones to make bread, or that they keep Golden Harp Woman or Gooses that lay golden eggs, or that they live in castles in clouds! Maybe they're just upset about the predjudeses being said about them."
 * Gobber: "It could also be possable they weren't a fan of being spied on neither, or maybe they heard alot of bad things about us Vikings too and are afraid of us."
 * Astrid: "Yeah, the giant who grabbed Stoick, our fearless leader, didn't seem or sounded like he was afraid of him. But I do agree on what Hiccup said, and your throey about the "Spying" thing, and maybe alittle right about what's been said about Vikings."
 * Hiccup: "Well, I can't deny that there's Viking clans going around and messing up other people, but we're not like THOSE Vikings, we just want our privatcy and live our own lives."
 * Tuff: Well, we're at least glad we won't have to see THEIR fat butts anymore.
 * Giant #1: (From distance) I HEARD THAT!!!
 * Stoick: Alright, if we all wanna stay alive and NOT get our heads torn off by these guys, it's best we keep ourselves away from their territory. For all we know, they might be dragon hunters like we once were...only worse.
 * Hiccup: Okay, let's all not be bothered by their antics. (Toothless roars in agreement)
 * Ruff: But how much of the other side of Berk do they have, anyway?
 * Astrid: We're not actually sure. And we won't find out, either. Let's just get back to our usual stuff.
 * Everyone: Agreed. (Dragons roar in agreement)
 * Giant #1: (He and the other 4 giants return) Who were those guys?
 * Giant #4: I don't know. But I find it impossible that they actually have dragons around. I thought they hated those things.
 * Giant #1: Hmm, it seems they've gotten a compassion for the creatures. (Scoffs) Who would've ever imagined they could pull something like THAT off?
 * ???: I know I wouldn't. (Arrives as a vicious giant with a giant mace, a muscular body, and a dark-brown wool suit) I wouldn't expect dragons to come live in peace with the human race. From what I heard of those Vikings, they've actually defeated the Red Death years ago. And wouldn't you know it...(A massive skull is seen in the middle of the village. This is the Red Death's skull)...I find the beast's lifeless skull sitting under the water. A MARVELOUS bounty! (Chuckles)
 * Giant 1: Yeah, the skull really makes the village look nice, Stomper.
 * Stomper: You're damn right it does. For years, I've been trying to kill it, and some Night Fury and human kid kill it for me.
 * Giant #3: What a coincidence. We saw a Night Fury at the Viking village on the other side of the island.
 * Stomper: (Surprised)...What? You seen a Night Fury?
 * Giant #4: Yeah. It didn't seem that intimidated by us, albeit a bit confused.
 * Stomper:...Hmmph! Amazing. That must be the Night Fury that defeated the Red Death. I might even have to thank it...by slapping it upon the face! I've despised dragons all my life! Especially since a Night Fury bit off Normus' toe. I've wanted payback ever since. No dragon has EVER been able to stand against me. Not even a lightning-fast Night Fury. They fear me like they feared this beast that lies in front of us!
 * Giant #2:...There is no beast here--Oh, you mean the skull.
 * Suddenly, a tubby Giant comes to Stomper and the 4 Giants. This was considered to be Normus.
 * Normus: "Stomper, what's this I heard you sent 4 guys into imtimidating the locals?"
 * Stomper: "My lord, they sent a spy on one of our parties!"
 * Normus facepalm.
 * Normus: "Normus, that "spy" was just a curious local, and he only offended us because YOU scared him by threatening to squish him, which was ANOTHER Giant steriotype about us THAT YOU ENCOURAGED?! Our parties are not invitation only, anyone can attend as long as they bring food, and even that's not entirely nessersary! Nice, real nice, this is like when you used to have your own tribe when you keep doing stupid things that eventally.... (Sigh), I don't need to remind you. Let's just say the only reason why humans are afraid of us, is because idiots like you keeping scaring and imtimidating them! Now they're gonna think we're a threat! And once again, I have to be the diplotic one and make due amends before they come marching here with torches and rope! This is our only hope to have a home, when YOU keep getting us kicked out by frightening the locals!"
 * Stomper: "Normus, before you do, there's something you should know. They have tamed Dragons."
 * Normus: "So what? As long as I don't prevoke them, I won't end up losing another toe."
 * Stomper: "...... They even have a Night Fury."
 * Normus gulped.
 * Normus: "Well, Dragons or no Dragons, I am not gonna live with myself thinking those people hate us because of idiots LIKE YOU! And another thing Stomper, if I hear you were scaring locals again, you can kiss being in this tribe goodbye!"
 * Normus stomped away in anger.
 * Stomper sighed.
 * Stomper: "I can't lose this tribe guys. I don't have anywhere else to go. Maybe for once I better let Normus do what he wants."
 * Hiccup and the Gang were looking forword to ride their dragons when suddenly, they heard what sounded like a REALLY big horse!
 * They look to see Normus and two Giant Bodyguards riding on huge horses torwords the village!
 * Vikings hid away in their homes!
 * Hiccup: "Please tell me these guys don't want trouble!"
 * Stoick and Gobber came in.
 * Stoick: "I'll handle this. I assume judging by his heavily armored friends that he's the leader. Hiccup, make sure the dragons are absince for this."
 * Hiccup: Got it. (Toothless growls, and he and the dragons fly off and hide)...He must've already known.
 * Stoick: Alright, Giant Leader. What is it you want? Did we do anything wrong?
 * Normus: No, of course not. We just came back to tell you that those giants that came here were just being nieved. We're not really a violent race...unless provoked. Our warrior, Stomper the Undefeatable, just got troubled when that Viking you sent there made them taunt him, and things didn't go very well.
 * Giant #1: Absolutely. Besides, we hear you train dragons here.
 * Stoick: Well, yeah, you can thank my son for doing such a thing.
 * Normus: Is this the particular human who defeated the Red Death years ago?
 * Stoick:...How did you know that?
 * Normus: Stomper put it's massive skull in our village. The thing must be over 50 ft tall considering how huge the monster was.
 * Gobber: You keep the Red Death's skull in your village?
 * Giant #2: Yeah, really ties the place together.
 * Normus: Besides, we came here just to say we're sorry.
 * Stoick:...Well...I guess we can accept it.
 * Normus: But I also recommend that you stay out of our village. No offense, we normally don't have any problem welcoming visitors, it's just that, if Stomper even saw you, it won't end well. It's just until I get Stomper to stop being just a jerk and learn to accept little people again.... It's gonna be quite awhile though.
 * Gobber: We can do that. We don't want enough trouble from them as it is.
 * Normus: Well, good day. (The giants leave, and once they were out of sight, the dragons and Vikings came out again)
 * Hiccup: Well, I guess the giants didn't have a grudge against us after all.
 * Snotlout: They actually kept the Red Death's skull in their village?!? THAT IS AWESOME!!! (Toothless shutters, as well as the other dragons)
 * Hiccup: But there's one problem I don't get. Why would they keep that skull in their village? When the creature was alive, he was frightening to all the dragons it enslaved...I think I just answered my own question.
 * Astrid: They must really hate dragons, and put that skull there to scare off any dragon who comes around to attack them.
 * Ruff: Those giants are clever brutes.
 * Hiccup: Even trying to fly there on a dragon to take a look at the place wouldn't be a good idea. We could crash.
 * Stoick: Well, I feel like there's more to it than that.
 * Gobber: Like what?
 * Stoick: Well, if the skull keeps dragons away from their territory, then...what if it could keep dragons from LEAVING the territory.
 * Astrid:...That's a good point. What if it was there to keep dragons in as well as out?
 * Snotlout: Are you saying that THEY keep dragons as well?
 * Stoick: I don't know. But if the answer is yes, then it's not in the way we keep them.
 * Gobber: "Ok, I think we're over-exsamining this! Maybe a Red Death used to torment them alot, and they're keeping a skull as a trinket. Maybe it's just for deceration, I mean, I doubt they're fully aware of the whole "Dragon Enlsavement" thing. I mean, that Nromus guy doesn't look like the "ensalver" type."
 * Hiccup: "But what if Stomper's using Normus' bad encounter with a Night Fury to malmitulate him into doing such things?"
 * Gobber: "Oh come on, it's not like Stomper is Normus' trusted warrior adviser or anything."
 * Stoick: Yeah, you're probably right. They came to apologize after all.
 * Stomper walks back and form.
 * Normus came back.
 * Normus: "Well, thanks to me, the small people don't hate us anymore. Sow why is that skull here though?"
 * Stomper: "Oh, it's me personal boxing glove, for when I can do THIS?!"
 * Stomper punches the skull, creating a huge crack
 * Giant #1:...So you can destroy it?
 * Stomper: No, Talviar! Even a giant can't possibly destroy a Red Death's skull. Plus, I've done it so long, I feel nothing.
 * Talviar: Wow!
 * Giant #2: So you REALLY can't feel how hard it is?
 * Stomper:...No. But another reason is to keep dragons away. No dragon will ever be able to bite off another toe ever again with this goliath here.
 * Giant #3: You use it to scare off dragons?
 * Stomper: Yeah, we weren't able to keep them away before. They ate our gigantahorses, our fish, and our livestock. They're just vermin.
 * Normus: You make a good point, Stomper. But that's how dragons are. That's how they'll always be. Just because they took our livestock before, it doesn't mean they're monsters.
 * Stomper: (Scoffs) Sure, if they WEREN'T monsters, then you'd still have your toe. But you don't. That's why they'll never come and terrorize us here again. They'll run away like a bunch of mice.
 * Normus: "Look, just because I'm more, cautious around dragons, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT EVERYONE TO BECOME XENOPHOBEIC AND USE UNETHICAL TACTICS IN PROTACTING THEMSELFS?! I'm sorry, but i want that, thing back where you found it! No exquses, I want that thing out of here!?"
 * Stomper: "But, sir, our lifestock and horses-"
 * Normus: "Well just have to use better fences  and be sure not to actselly leave them out at night. NOW GET RID OF THIS STUPID THING?!"
 * Stomper growled in defeat.
 * Stomper: "Ok boys, we'll hauling this thing back into the ocean. Normus' orders."
 * Normus: "And besides, just to prove your being rediclious, I'm going to invite the vikings to our next party next week."
 * Stomper: "WHAT?!"
 * Normus: "Well, I don't want them to think we view them very lowly, we should welcome them like friends, reguardless of size. Look, we can still insist not to bring dragons along, but that shouldn;t stop us from being much more neightberly!"
 * Stomper: "But, but, but!"
 * Normus: "Stomper, either you agree to this and promise you won't do ANYTHING stupid again, or your out of the tribe! I am not letting you get us chased out of our home like the other times, we have no where else to go thanks to you and your tendingcy to make people hate us?! UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Stomper: (Shrugs) Fine! I'll get rid of the skull, and invite those humans to our party. But don't come crying to me when dragons steal our livestock and food again. (Walks away)
 * Normus:...(Sighs) He really needs some guidance.
 * Giant #2: I agree. His xenophobia is starting to become a real pain in the fanny.
 * Normus: But he does it for a reason, Galuzar. He lost his family in a dragon attack when he was 10, and he's wanted revenge ever since. He just said he did it for me to cover it up.
 * Galuzar: Geez!
 * Talviar: He DOES need some guidance.
 * Normus: Which is why I need someone to watch over him. Xenophobia is an ugly thing. It's why alot of small people dislike us, cause idiots like Stomper keep making a less then graceful impression. You guys know it's those reasons why I forbid and downright illegalised Xenophobeia. But at the same time, I don't wanna end up making his life worse by kicking him out, espeically when he lost his tribe to humans after he lost his family. Thanks to him taking his anger out on a kingdom of humans, and injuring a beloved princess in the progress, well, you guys can do the math what happens to giants when they attack Human kingdoms."
 * Giant #3: "Duh, they get gift baskits and restrianging orders?"...(Galuzar smacks him)
 * Talviar: You're a weird person, Roonor, you know that, right?
 * Normus: No, they get executed. (The giants groan in disgust) So, is anyone willing to help him out?
 * The Giants muttered to themselfs.
 * Normus: "Ok, those who don't will have to be on Giant Tick duty again for the prepreation of the party."
 * All Giants: WE'LL ALL DO IT!!!
 * Normus: Good. Now go! He's already getting started with removing the skull. (He and more giants carry the heavy skull, and slowly move it away)
 * Talviar: Alright, we're on it. (The group heads out)
 * Normus:...(Laughs) I thought only one would do, but all of them are a better choice. (Laughs, and walks away)
 * Gobber: "Hey, I think we got a letter from the giants!"
 * Stoick: "What makes you think that?"
 * Gobber: "Know anyone else with GIANT paper?"
 * Stoick: ".... Oh. Well, we never heard from them in days, so, I guess we can answer it."
 * Gobber opens it.
 * Gobber: "Dear Vikings of the otherside of the island. I know this will be VERY confusing, in light that some of the tribe members told you to stay away from our village, then for me to apologies, but still informed that until Stomper gets a clue that Xenophobia's an ugly thing to have, but, we think our relations should be further improved if we had invite you to one of our parties. We promise we'll keep Stomper from being a bad exsample again, though i regret that in return, you would need to ensure your dragons don't come. Nothing personal, it's just I'm very, very, very, very, VERY cautious around dragons, particulary, Night Furies, and I'm afraid Stomper's distasteful Xenophobia, along with my own fault of being in so much pain when i lost my toe, got to my people abit badly and may be overly-cautious and/or aggresive to dragons. I want to make our co-existence work, so it won't end with everyone hurting each other, us mostly cause this our only chance to have a home away from fear and predjududes. Sincerly, Normus, The Far Traveling Friend To All. P.S. Personal congratulations to young Hiccup, the boy who tamed dragons and defeated the Red Death. That creature was a menace to even us Giants."
 * Stoick: "This is, unexpected and odd."
 * Gobber: "Not to mention these Giants are having trouble making up their minds."
 * Stoick: "Or perhaps Normus really wants to show he's not a bad giant, neither are his people... Well, obivious exception from Stomper."
 * Snotlout: "Well, how do we know this isn't a trap?"
 * Hiccup: "Look, they deserve the benifit of the doubt at least, I mean, someone with the name "The Far Traveling Friend to All" clearly doesn't sound like the name of an evil malvolent giant."
 * Astrig: "Maybe not, but we're more concerned about Stomper. He may be the kind of guy not even Normus couldn't control."
 * Stoick: "Now, we're not gonna let one bad giant prevent us giving the rest of those giants a chance. Besides, Normus was probuly a victim of countless acts of being prosicuted for being a Giant, no doubt thanks to Stomper being, well, a nasty giant, and if we don't show, then he may become afraid that we're too afraid of him, and assume the worse. They deserve to have a home here. I don't think they'll be ever to find a new home if they can't have a place in Berk. It's our only home as well, when everyone else let the sins of other Viking clans judge us based on what we are on the outside, but not the inside. They deserve to have Berk as their salvation as well."
 * Hiccup: Dad's right, everyone. We need to give the giants a chance. There's nowhere else for them to live, especially with all the other mean Vikings out there.
 * Gobber: Well, if they want us, then I say we stop standing here and go and have a good time.
 * Hiccup: But let's take their advice and not bring our dragons along. They'd be scared of that skull...though, it might be likely Normus had it removed because he's not one to be into xenophobia.
 * Fishlegs: So we have to travel there by boat?
 * Hiccup: Yeah. It may take a while, but it's our only choice.
 * Stoick: Alright, let's go.
 * Gobber: I'll pack my undies.
 * Hiccup: We'll make sure our dragons stay put.
 * Astrid: "Well, don't they live in the otherside of the island?"
 * Hiccup: "Yeah, but it's a BIG island. It's argueably faster to use a boat, in some cases."
 * Normus was relieved that no one had no problem with humans being invited to one of their parties. Though they would still be cautious, they're very respectful of Normus' desidion.
 * Normus: "It's incredible that no one has a problem with my desidion, aside from a few concerns. I mean, yeah, I don't blame them, everyone is understandingly convince that the guys Stomper sent may've scared them to staying clear, but I have a feeling these people are different, in a different sense."
 * Stomper growled as he is unstaisfived at many of his fellow Giants are not even giving minor complaints about Humans coming to a Giant Party.
 * Stomper: "First that soft hearted twit made me get rid of our only repelent against dragons, now he's inviting humans?! If it wasn't for the fact no other Giant tribe would accept me since my mistake on that human kingdom was widely heard, I..... I.... (Sighs sadly), Why is Normus so trusting to those Humans, even when they have dragons?! It's just not fair."
 * ???: "Well, you can't let that fat idiot get away with this, are you?"
 * Stomper: "Who said that?"
 * ???: "Down here."
 * Stomper looks down to see Jungie.
 * Stomper: "A talking Fox, in clothes?"
 * Jungie: "Well, I'd expected you would be a complete dunderhead. I was corrected on your intellgents level."
 * Stomper growls.
 * Jungie: "You see, my assusiates (Galaxhar, Makunga, and Tai Lung came in, along with Jungie's leopards) and my myself have come to help you out your, predicerment. You see, we have an interest to place those dragons into our useage for, shall we say, making our goals suprimely easy.. You know, like a, few hostile take-overs and what-not."
 * Stomper: "What do you want me to do about it?"
 * Tai Lung: "Well, don't you think Normus inviting those idiot Vikings would be a good thing?"
 * Galaxhar: "In terms of getting an oppertunity to snag those dragons, he means."
 * Stomper: "Really?"
 * Makunga: "Well yeah!? Think about it! You snag all those dragons once those horn-heads are too busy eating chips and dip! It's perfect for some Dragon rustling!?"
 * Stomper: "But, what if I get found out, and ended up making those stupid humans chase us out? Normus will strangle me if-"
 * Galaxhar: "Oh don't worry, with help of my clones, it'll be switfh and easy."
 * Stomper: "But what am I suppose to do with a village full of dragons?!"
 * Jungie: "Simple, give them to us, and we'll, ensure that they'll never darken your doors again. Like i said, we have a, grand use of them for, personal businesses."
 * Stomper: "...... You're sure Normus won't none the wiser?"
 * Jungie: "Neither will the Vikings! They'll just assume a few outsiders lead by this "Alvin the Terrorable" stolen their dragons! What do you say?"
 * Stomper: "..... Alright, I see no reason to say no to this."
 * Galaxhar: "There's our guy!"
 * Jungie: "Now, come around say, midday, those simpetons would already shipped off by now, that is when we shall begin the plan. We'll be completely gone by the time they would come back, drunk and confused of what happened."
 * Tai Lung: "I'm already ingmagining tha useless weakling Hiccup sulking on what could've gone wrong. It would break his spirit if anything were to happen to that Night Fury he cares for so much."
 * The villains laugh but Stomper, who only looks at them weird.
 * Stomper: "Uh, what's so funny? Why are you guys breaking into random laughter?"
 * Junjie: You seriously don't know what these laughs are for? I take it your not much of a "Traditional" villain are you?
 * Stomper: Not really, no.
 * Galaxar: It's how we enjoy our evil. You know, a villain usually does it when he enjoys what he might or might not accomplish.
 * Tai Lung: Like this (Cackles)
 * Stomper: Sounds more like you're laughing at God because he played a joke on someone.
 * Galaxar: Well...(Laughs) You can technically say that you're right. God really IS messing with someone. And...(Laughs) that's our enemies.
 * Junjie: Guys, we're losing focus on the task at hand.
 * Stomper: "Sorry."
 * Galaxar: Besides, we have GREAT use of that skull you got rid of. It'll be useful to round up those dragons.
 * Stomper: Really?
 * Junjie: Of course. It scares the shit out of them, so it'll definitely need to be used again.
 * Tai Lung: And come to think of it, we have an idea! One that'll make YOU the new leader of your tribe.
 * Stomper:...Go on.
 * Tai Lung: We'll find a way to capture the dragons, frame Normus for it, and since you're the greatest warrior in the tribe, you'll be the official leader. Then you can never be kicked out of a tribe again, and keep dragons away from them.
 * Stomper: EXCELLENT!!! JUST EXCELLENT!!! But wait. Won't everyone suspect that it'd be me? Normus is the nicest guy around, and also, he's deathly afraid of dragons. He once peed himself seeing a Terrorable Terror."
 * Tai Lung: "....... Well, that's a big flaw in our plan."
 * Galaxhar: "Ok, we'll just have to frame someone else then."
 * Makunga: "Pfft, what don't we just make everyone think it was Team Nefarious and call it a day?"
 * Jungie: "Very well, but it has to be VERY CONVINCING?! Nefarious is known to glout about his sins after succeeding. That is why I invited one of Chrysalis' best Changelings to help us. He goes by the name, Ann-Tena."
 * A thin, female Changeling appeared that looks like Chrysalis at the size of Candence.
 * Jungie: "Ah, there you are, Ann-Tena. I want you to make your finest Impression of Dr. Nefarious."
 * Ann-Tena: (Nods a 'yes' since Changelings cannot speak in normal form, and shapeshifts into Dr. Nefarious) YOU INSOLENT SQUISHY!!! YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!! LAWRENCE, ANNIHILATE HIM!!!...
 * Galaxar:...I think he had a more high-pitched voice than that.
 * Junjie: And can you make sure to go with his hilarious glitch while you're at it?
 * Tai Lung: Yes. He wouldn't be Dr. Nefarious without that silly glitch.
 * Ann-Tena: Well, I can try. (Clears throat) QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Freezes, yet is unable to play music)...Winter Wrap-Up, Winter Wrap-Up...
 * Tai Lung: No, no, no, no! You can't just vocalize the music, you have to play it with your mind. Chrysalis did it like a pro, and everyone got her comedy. Now try again.
 * Ann-Tena:...Alright....QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Freezes again, and manages to play the actual song with her mind, but at fast motion)
 * Stomper: (Laughs)
 * Jungie: "No offence Ann, but it seems you still require practice. But at least we don't nessersarly require the glitch. We just need you to act and speak like Nefarious, and it'll be convincing enough."
 * Ann-Tena: "Thanks guys, I, I seriously need to prove myself to mother and Step-dad. I am supposingly a future queen, and I can't speak outside of a form yet, like most changelings."
 * Jungie: "But alchorse, and consider this your chance to prove such worth, like proving my own worth to Cobra who is still painly judgemental on me!"
 * Galaxhar: "Well you do have a bad tendingy to act without his permission at times, espeically when it concerns the lougers."
 * Jungie: "WELL IT'S NOT THIS TIME AROUND! This time, I intend to surprise him by giving him a dragon army at his disposal, with a powerful, Night Fury general!"
 * Makunga: "Yeah, I'm still concern about the whole, "Mang doesn't know about this secret mission" thing."
 * Jungie: "Trust me. This time, my flawless plan shall succeed. The Vikings will leave by Late Midday."
 * In hiding, the villains see the Viking ships leave.
 * Junjie: Just as I suspected, heading out to have a smashing good time at the party.
 * Tai Lung: And again, just as we suspected, they're leaving their dragons behind.
 * Ann-Tena: (As Nefarious) So when exactly do we capture the little beasts?
 * Galaxar: Not now. We must do it when the time is right. We need to wait for them to be beyond ear-shot!
 * Makunga: "But boats are the slowest form of transportation! It would take hours!"
 * Jungie: "Oh don't worry, time tends to go quickly in cartoons!"
 * Jungie: "See what what I mean friends?"
 * Tai Lung: But we're gonna need to make sure they still don't hear the dragons. Do you have ANY idea how loud those creatures are? I can't imagine how Abbot must've felt after his ears exploded from the Night Fury's roar.
 * Galaxar: Well, his REAL name is Babbit, but we should just call him Abbot due to the certain sound-alike screw-up.
 * Junjie: But he does have a point. Dragons can be heard from miles. We need to cover their mouths with these cloths. And it doesn't matter how many of those brutes there are, but we and my Furious Five can do it so quickly, they won't know what hit them.
 * Tai Lung: All we have to do is make sure they're muted once we capture them.
 * Ann-Tena: Guys? I think I have a better solution. Remember the fish you were gonna use to lure the dragons to the trap? Well, if we're gonna trap them, then we won't have time to stuff the cloths in them. So I have some super-sticky gum right here. (Takes out a pack of gum)
 * Galaxar: And how is THAT gonna mute them?
 * Ann-Tena: See for yourself. (Eats some gum, turns into a dragon, and tries roaring, but only releases a tiny squeak) See? (Hacks out the gum, turns back into Nefarious, and disintegrates it) They'll be so gagged up, they'll be unable to roar. The only thing they'll sound like is a teeny tiny fart from a little child. (Laughs)
 * Junjie: Excellent idea, Ann! Just excellent! We just need to put it in the fish, and--(Finds the fish gone) What the--?!? (They see that dragons have taken off with the fish) HEY! DAMN YOU, THAT'S OUR FISH!!! GET BACK HERE, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARDS!!!...(Shrugs) GREAT!!! There goes our bait! It took us 2 hours to get all that fish! Once we get more, it'll be too late.
 * Stomper: Guys, I've got more at the village.
 * Junjie: Well, then you're gonna have to go to that party and get us some more fish before the Vikings come back.
 * Stomper: "Well, alot of fish is being served at the party, and, I can safely assumed I'm not allowed."
 * Jungie: "Well, you may have to resort to two opitions: disguse, or sacrivicing your pride and make everyone think your not a jerk anymore."
 * Stomper: "...... Disguse please."
 * Jungie looks at a pile of yarn.
 * Jungie: "Hmm...."
 * Stomper came to the party disguised asone of the Giant Monk elders they have here. His beard was painted white for more convincability.
 * Everyone was having a great time.
 * While everyone was distracted, Stomper made a big grab for all the fish, and walked off without notice.
 * Stomper wispers: "Aw sweet, that was easy."
 * Stomper (without his disguse): "So easy that was, I grabbed all the fish and no one noticed."
 * Jungie: "Now, to set the trap."
 * The dragons, who ate the fish tainted with speical gum, were squeaking as Galaxhar clones were boarding them into a Galaxhar robot.
 * Jungie: "Perfect, once all of these vermin are boarded into the machine, we shall then make the video to say it was Nefarious. I love it when a plan comes togather."
 * Stomper: "Hey, wished I came to you guys abit earlier."
 * Jungie: "We had to hurry though, the Vikings are in the party's final hours. There will be a prolonged speech about Vikings and Giants being friends, and then a long boat-ride later, they come back home!"
 * Galaxhar: "Then there's no time to waste! Let the greatest leage crime of all...Leaguer-dom...... BEGIN?!"
 * Normus and Stoick were shaking hands.
 * Normus: "I am glad we were able to clear this up through celebration and rid all ill feelings."
 * Stoick: "Likewise Normus. I think this is the dawn of a more peaceful co-existence."
 * Snotlout: "Ya know what was weird? I was expecting something to go wrong, like that jerko Stomper to come in and crash the party and-"
 * Stomper came running on a Giant Horse, (Or as the giants call them 'Gigantohorses'), looking injured)
 * Stomper: "MY LORD! ALIENS?! ALIENS ON THE ISLAND?!"
 * Normus: "Aliens?"
 * Stoick: "Aliens?"
 * Stotlout: "Oh speak of the over-sized devil."
 * Stomper: "Aliens, lead by a green-headed leader, has came and stolen all the vermi- uh, i mean, the dragons! They silenced them with, spiecal silencing tecknowagey! I tried to stopped them, but they were too much!"
 * Hiccup: "Aliens? What.... Wait, did you say their leader was green headed?"
 * Stomper: "Uh, yeah, I just said that!"
 * Hiccup: "Does he have a tendency to be full of himself?"
 * Stomper: "Are you kidding? I thought Glipblag the Self-Admiring was full of himself, but that green headed alien? Wow. I think he has daddy issues from the looks of him says I."
 * Astrid: "Oh no..."
 * Fishlegs: "If I didn't know any better, That sounds alot like-"
 * Hiccup: "Dr. Nefarious..."
 * Snotlout: "But what does HE want with our Dragons?"
 * Hiccup: "... Seriously? We're talking about powerful creatures that if trained correctly, could have the potential to be a powerful army. What moral defying villain WOULDN'T love to have an army of obedient dragons?!"
 * Astrid: Of course. Like Profion from Dungeons and Dragons. He wanted to control dragons, right?
 * Stoick: "Stomper, was there proof it was Nefarious? Are you sure it wasn't, an imitator?"
 * Stomper: "After that Alien had his friends hurt me, he gave me this (A holographic disk with a Team Nefarious Symbol on it). He said it'll play once it is in your hands, Hiccup is it?"
 * Hiccup: Yes.
 * Stomper: What an odd name. Did your mother have the hiccups when she was pregnant with you? (Laughs as everyone looks at him weird)...Heheh. Anyway, here. (Hiccup grabs the holographic disk, and it starts glowing in light, and shows Ann-Tena's Nefarious hologram)
 * Ann-Tena: (As Nefarious) Hello, you dragon-loving squishy! I thought it would be fair to tell you that I have great intentions for these dragons of yours. Especially the Night Fury. I have far grander plans for him. I can use my incredible mind-control helmets to control them into serving me! And once they do, I shall destroy your pitiful communities and create a new secret base so I can control every single dragon that we come across. Too bad YOU didn't have the thought of that, Hiccy-boy! Whoops, I forgot! You're Vikings! (Laughs) See you later, alligators! I hope you said your goodbyes to those dragons. (Laughs)...Alright, Lawrence, you can turn it off now! (The hologram message ends)
 * Snotlout: Oh great Thor! HE DID NOT JUST MESS WITH OUR DRAGONS!!!
 * Ruff: "Oh I am gonna turn his glass dome into a chamber pot?!"
 * Hiccup: Alright, let's just see if we can contact the Shell Lodge Squad to help us.
 * Snotlout: Oh, screw the Shell Lodge! Let's do it by ourselves.
 * Fishlegs: But Snotrug, your talking about taking on advaned and powerful beings!
 * Astrid: And besides, we're not much to them EVEN with any weapons. By the time we get back home, the villains will already be gone. And the giants' weapons are far too large and heavy for us to wield. And even we get to them, we'll get our butts kick in almost no problem!
 * Snotlout: Oh, we'll see about that. (Tries to pick up a giant's mace, but he struggles to do it) URRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! DAMN, WHAT IS THIS MADE OUT OF?!? HRRRRUUUGGGHHH!!! (Lets go and pants) Okay, you're right. Fine, we'll drag the misfits INTO this.
 * Gobber: Say, Normy? I know it ain't your place, but are you and the other giants willing to help us?
 * Normus: No, we may be good in combat, but we aren't the ones used to define violence. But Stomper does, but he hates dragons.
 * Snotlout: Besides, you said that the Red Death's skull was here. Where is it?
 * Normus: We had to get rid of it. Stomper admitted he was using it to scare off dragons so they wouldn't invade our home.
 * Fishlegs: Well, that's strangely clever.
 * Hiccup: So what are you gonna do once another dragon comes?
 * Normus: I don't know, but it's a risk we'll have to take for a while. The skull was a clever choice, but it sounded like he went too far on protecting us.
 * Hiccup: Well, handling dragons are what we do best. We tame them and make them friendly to other communities like yours. It didn't really take me that long for me to tame Toothless and even become capable of riding him. We managed to beat that Red Death in the process, but at the cost of my left foot. (Shows him his prosthetic foot)
 * Normus: Ouch.
 * Astrid: Besides, our dragons are our main way of defense or attack. We had to train ourselves every day to protect ourselves from them before Hiccup met Toothless. We're gonna have to find Nefarious before he leaves with our dragons.
 * Stomper: "It's too dangerious! Robots are everywhere! I was luckly to come back alive!? Your people will be slaughtered by them!"
 * Snotlout: You underestimate what we're capable of, big boy.
 * Fishlegs: Yeah. We've taken down a Red Death for crying out loud.
 * Astrid: With our dragons.
 * Fishlegs:...Oh.
 * Stoick: We'll have to wing it, then. Use everything else we've got.
 * Normus: Well, because I'm in a good mood, I'll allow you to get there with our Gigantahorses. (Shows them one of their massive horses, which neighs incredibly loud)
 * Ruff: Wow, it's the size of an elephant!
 * Tuff: Actually, I think it's a bit bigger than that.
 * Ruff: Nah, I think it's as big as an elephant.
 * Tuff: No, I think it's more like the size of a mammoth.
 * Ruff: We've never SEEN a mammoth, you lummox!
 * Tuff: Well, they exist in other worlds, don't they?
 * Hiccup: Guys, enough. These horses will have to do. How fast can they go?
 * Normus: VERY fast. Faster than most horses. We managed to clock them up to 58 mph once. But we only have 3 to spare.
 * Stoick: I don't know if we'll be able to ride these things. They're massive.
 * Normus: I'm sure you'll get the hang of it.
 * Astrid: We've never actually rode horses. Riding dragons was hard enough when we started it, but I think riding things a bit larger than our dragons will be pretty difficult.
 * Stoick: I agree. The last Viking who tried to ride a Gigantahorse ended up in a bad stroke of luck.
 * Hiccup: But I don't think we have much of a choice, Dad. These guys are our only shot at getting home in time.
 * Stomper, while no one was paying attention, threw a rock at a Giant Horse's butt, causing them to go wild and crazy, and run around all over the place!
 * Normus: "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE HORSES?!"
 * Stomper: "Maybe they're afraid of aliens?"
 * Normus: "Oh, it's gonna take forever to calm them down!"
 * Snotlout: Where's Fluttershy when you need her?
 * Tuff: Well, great! NOW what'll we do?
 * Hiccup: I'm not giving up. Vikings, I need those horses pinned down.
 * Gobber: Have you gone mad?!? Gigantahorses are impossible to calm down. Just ask the unlucky Viking sap who tried to ride that Gigantahorse.
 * Hiccup: We've played daredevil before, Gobber, and we'll do it again. Does anyone have any rope...or chains...or anything?
 * Talviar: Yeah, here's some rope. (Throws them some rope)
 * Astrid: I don't like where this is going, Hiccup!
 * Hiccup: Just trust me on this. We're gonna have to tie all 3 Gigantahorses up together. Let's see if we can lure them to a single spot and line them up. We'll need some help from the giants as well.
 * Galuzar: What?
 * Hiccup: We're too small to do this on our own. We can't let this threaten our one chance to get home on time.
 * Fishlegs: Couldn't we just find a way to get on their back and ride them that way?
 * Hiccup: They're too fast for us to get a perfect chance to get on their backs. We need to stop them in place.
 * Normus: C'mon, let's help them.
 * Stomper: Count me out.
 * Talviar: (The giants loop ropes around the horses, and pull them towards each other where they struggle to break free)
 * Stomper: (Whispering) It's not like you can do it, anyway. (The horses are pulled closer together)
 * Stoick: QUICK, GET ON! (The Vikings manage to get onto the horses' backs, and they manage to loop some ropes around their mouths, and control them)
 * Astrid: HAH! We did it!
 * Stomper: Wha--?!?
 * Gobber: Easy there, horsey! Easy! (The Vikings manage to calm the Gigantahorses down, and they stop going crazy)
 * Snotlout:...Well, I have to say, that was incredibly easy.
 * Hiccup: Thanks for your help, guys.
 * Talviar: Oh, it was nothing. What more can a fellow village do for another?
 * Roonor: I know, we could clean out your toilets and wash your dirty boots?...(Everyone looks at him weird)...What?
 * Stoick: LET'S GO! (The horses neigh loudly, and they head out towards home)
 * While no one was looking, Stomper pulls out a radio!
 * Stomper: "I did what I could to slow them down, but they're on way!"
 * Galaxhar: "Don't worry, the time you DID supply was enough to enable, the Disguismatron!"
 * Galaxhar presses the botton!
 * The Galaxhar Robot is covered in a very convincing hologram simular to a Team Nefarious Rocket.
 * Jungie: "Exselent, it will cerinly add further insult to Team Nefarious' already bad reputation."
 * Tai Lung: "But we still need to escape! We got the dragons, now let's go!"
 * Jungie: "Not yet, let them come close enough to se clear proof of our framing attempt!"
 * Snotlout: (The Vikings continue riding the Gigantahorses) YIPPEE-KI-YAY! THIS IS AWESOME! AS GOOD AS RIDING A DRAGON!!! WOO-HOO!!!
 * Astrid: Will you shut up already?
 * Hiccup: (They see the Village up ahead) Come on, we're almost there! HYAH! (The Gigantahorses pick up speed)
 * Stoick: Hard to believe that robot freak would want our dragons so badly. If anyone would want them, it would be Alvin.
 * Gobber: You're right about that.
 * Fishlegs: (The Gigantahorses finally make it) Whew! That only took 3 minutes.
 * Stoick: Get geared up, everyone! We have some dragons to save! (The Vikings grab some weapons)
 * Toothless: (He and the other dragons are still roped up and squeaking after the gum. But then, Toothless manages to get something. He hacks, feeling that he can try and get the gum out of his throat. The other dragons look at him awkwardly. Then one of Junjie's leopards smacks Toothless' neck, causing the gum to go back where it was, and leave Toothless unable to roar again)
 * Junjie: Good job. We wouldn't want THAT to happen, would we? (Chuckles as Toothless growls at him) Dragons these days. I have to deal with them all the time. Especially that Spyro character. MAN, he was dynamite. You have NO IDEA what he did to my chest the last time I failed.
 * Tai Lung: Yeah, that wound is UGLY now. But that's nothing compared to what his companion did to me. She poisoned my buttocks, and it started--
 * Galaxar: HEY, HEY, HEY, we don't need to be reminded of that painful time, thank you very much.
 * Camera reveils the vikings.
 * Jungie: "As if on cue."
 * Galaxhar presses the laungh button.
 * Just as the Vikings were about ready themselfs, the Flase Team Nefarious rocket already blasted off, and it was too fast for quick capture without the dragons.
 * Hiccup: "Toothless...."
 * Gobbler: "Should I call up the Lougers?"
 * Stoick: "..... We may as well.... But something..... Feels off. If Stomper hated us, why would he tried to stop Nefarious and help our dragons, which he also hated?"
 * Astrid: "Your right.... That mkaes no sense AT ALL!"
 * Hiccup: Unless...Stomper is in league with Nefarious for some reason. It's got to be the only explanation.
 * Stoick: I knew it. Never trust that bastard giant who hated dragons.
 * Snotlout: Besides, isn't it a little odd that Nefarious would want dragons all of a sudden?
 * Hiccup: That's a good point. Nefarious doesn't have any interest in dragons, even when he knew they were very powerful.
 * Fishlegs: Guys? Is it just me or is the rocket flickering? (They see the rocket flickering)
 * Gobber: Witchcraft!
 * Hiccup: It's just a hologram?
 * Junjie: WHAT?!? GALAXAR, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
 * Galaxar: I don't know. The machine was the most functional hologram machine I had. (They see that the control panel has a bit of coffee on it, and Junjie looks at him angrily)...Uh...Oops.
 * Junjie: Yeah, the 'oops' gets you out of everything.
 * Toothless: (Manages to hack out the gum quick enough to spit it onto the leopard guarding them, knocking her out) (Toothless bellows a loud roar that could be heard for miles)
 * Hiccup: (The roar is heard) Toothless!
 * Ruff: So it WASN'T Team Nefarious?
 * Tuff: Nope, it was the stinking Villain League again trying to frame Nefarious.
 * Fishlegs: But where did they get that hologram message disk? And where did Nefarious come from?
 * Hiccup: Only one way to find out. Gobber, call the lougers and tell them everything! I am not very optinmistic about catching a giant spaceship, but here's hoping we can! The rest of us, follow that roar! (They hop back onto the Gigantahorses armed and ready, riding toward the source of the roar)
 * Junjie: (Shocked and has a twitching eye)...AW, SON OF A ******G ****-S*****G MOTHER F*****!!!
 * Tai Lung: Whoa. Not often I hear him cussing like that.
 * Junjie: WE ARE SO DEAD!!!
 * Galaxhar: "Not to worry, I have a last minute defence plan: A DEADLY ION CANNON?!"
 * The Base had a huge Ion cannon.
 * Galaxhar: "And the best part, it relies on totally seperate controls."
 * Everyone nears the the ship to quickly see a near by base holding a huge cannon!
 * Hiccup: "Agian, wasn't optimistic to begin with! Agian, our own fault to try going after advanced beings!"
 * A hologram of Galaxhar's head appeared!
 * Galaxhar: "I have this to say..... Your all going to die. That is all. Galaxhar out."
 * The Halogram faded as the cannon was about to blast away the team!
 * Stoick: "FALL BACK!?"
 * Everyone retreated just in time before the Ion cannon fired, creating a HUGE crater in the ground.
 * Jungie and the villains cheered, as the Leopards and Galaxhar clones stuck in much more gum into Toothless, making sure there was too much for it to simply spit out next time.
 * The Giant horses aer seen resting by the village, as the Vikings are around and about every, not knowing what to do.
 * Astrid: "I guess  THIS is what happens when someone like us try to tackle a problem they're not fully ready for."
 * Fishlegs: "It didn't help they had a highly advanced and maniac alien with them. Now it's only a matter of time before they repair what is wrong with their ship and blast off for good.
 * Hiccup: "Well, we're seriously gonna need the lougers for this, whether people like Snotlout or Msm wanted it or not. Besides, their names are in the short's summery, so we may as well go through it... Though it sounds completey weird saying that."
 * Stoick: "I agree... Gobber said it may take the Lougers awhile to come here. In the meantime, there is something we CAN do!"
 * Stomper is viewed popular as a hero for "trying" to save the dragons, unaware of the truth. He is surrounded by attractive Giantreses as fruit and fish are presented to him.
 * Stomper: "So there I was, hunting for local boar, when I saw the green headed alien and his numberious allies. I brought out my mighty club and bashed like, 8000 of his robots, but I was painfully injured and had to brace through the harsh wilderness, to warn our Viking friends of what had became of their dragons. I only regretted I couldn't saved them."
 * Normus: "Stomper, maybe I had badly misjudged you. Maybe I was over-reacting. I'm glad you started to let go of your past and accepted the little like they were our own kin."
 * Talviar: But hold on a minute. You couldn't possibly switch sides that quickly. We know you too much. How would you actually care for dragons all of a sudden?
 * Stomper: I just did, okay?
 * ???: Oh, really? (The Vikings appear on the Gigantahorses)
 * Normus: You back so soon?
 * Gobber: Yeah! We came to warn ya' that Stomper is a--
 * Stomper: (Steps on his foot as he yelps in pain) Oops, sorry.
 * Stoick: Oh, shut up, you double-crossing piece of crap! We know that you're--
 * Stomper: That I'm a changed giant? Yeah, I know.
 * Gobber: STOMPER IS A TRAITOR!!!...(Everyone looks at Stomper)
 * Stomper: What're you talking about? I'm not a traitor. You have NO proof of that.
 * Gobber: Like hell we don't.
 * Hiccup: We think you set us up to help the Villain League capture our dragons. You didn't really change. And to prove it, you said it was Nefarious who did it, but it was really the Villain League who did it. You lied to us. All you wanted was our dragons to die.
 * Stomper: Rubbish! Absolute rubbish! You all can't believe this.
 * Normus: "Well, I hate to say Stomper's right, but we saw the magic image. It looked and sounded like Nefarious. He was also clearly injured."
 * Gobber: "Well, in a few hours or so, we're gonna have speical friends to help us out on that! Well, the "Everyone thinks Nefarious did it" part anyway."
 * Astrid: "But for the injury thing. We discovered the giant tomato farm was missing a few giant tomatos!"
 * Normus: "Well it explained the strange smell of to-ma-to for some reason. But only porves Stomper lied about being injured. He always did tend to be such a ham!"
 * Stomper: "HOW DARE YOU TINY PEOPLE CHALLNAGE MY HONOR?! I TRIED TO SAVE YOUR VERMIN PETS, AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET CAUSE YOU MAY'VE MOST LIKELY FAILED IN RESCUING THEM?! You saw it yourselfs! Nefarious stolen your lizards with wings! He confessed! It was clearly him?!"
 * Stoick: "Well again, very speical friends are working to "investigate" this claim themselfs. That leaves us to deal with you!"
 * Stomper: "You hearing this fellow Giants? The tinys challnage a hero's honor, even when we practicly invited them to our homes, met certain conditions, EVEN when I tried to save their vermin pets?! THIS INSULT TO MY HONOR WILL NOT STAND!? I challnage you, Viking Clan, to the test of battle superiority?!"
 * Giants gasped!
 * Normus: "NOT THAT STOMPER, THEY WON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST YOU?!"
 * Hiccup: "Uh, yeah, we're not too very familier with giant customs. What exactly is this test?"
 * Stomper: "IT IS A BATTLE OF HONOR AND BATTLE SUPERIORITY?! IT IS ATNITSIATED WHEN THE HONOR OF A GIANT IS CHALLNAGED, BY ANYONE, EVEN LITTLE BABY MIDGITS LIKE YOU?! YOU CHALLNAGED MY HONOR, WE FIGHT TO THE BITTER END?! IF I WIN, MY HONOR IS FOREVER PROVEN, AND WE GIANTS, NO MATTER WHAT NORMUS WOULD SAY, WILL DECLAIR WAR ON YOU TINY PEOPLE?! IF YOU WIN, WHICH YOU WON'T, THEN YOU'LL BE RIGHT, WHICH THOU ARE NOT?! TO THE GIANT MAN'S ARENA?!"
 * Giants on a arena that is like the roman collinsium but ten times bigger as Giants and Vikings shout for battle!
 * A Giant Referie: "IN THIS CORNER, THE ALL TIME UNDISPUTED HERO OF THE TRIBE, HONOR UNQUESTIONABLE MATTER WHAT HATERS SAY, WEIGHTING IN A CRAP LOAD OF POUNDS TO HUMANS BUT IS A HEALTHY SIZED MAN WITH CLEAR MUSILES, THE VASTLY SUPERIOR IN EVERY WAY, NORTHEN LAND STOMPER THE UNDEFEATABLE!"
 * Giants cheered as Stomper, in very overly dramatic battle armor, embraces his praise!
 * Giant Referie: "IN THE OTHER CORNER..... The tiny ity bity little baby human being, no bigger then our hand grip, and the swanist little joke in Vinking culture.... Hiccup."
 * Hiccup comes in, as Giants laughed and jeered at him, as he is given rusty old armor that was collected from a past kingdom, a cracked sword, and a dirty sheild.
 * Hiccup: "Seriously? Did this HAD to turn into an underdog story?"
 * Stomper: "FELLOW GIANTS?! I WILL FINALLY PROVED TO YOU ALL, THAT THESE LITTLE PEOPLE, CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED, AND THAT NORMUS WAS A FOOL TO DOUBT ME?! ARE YOU READY TO SEE BLOOD?! (GIANTS CHEER) WELL, YOU BETTER BE SURE TO WEAR BENLOCULERS?!"
 * Hiccup: "Look, Stomper, maybe it was abit rude of us to accuse you without stronger evidents. We have speical friends working on that and uh-"
 * Stomper shouted a battle cry as he charged to Hiccup!
 * Hiccup: "CRAAAAAP?!"
 * Hiccup cartooningly makes a run for it!
 * B.O.B: (The van makes a heroic music sound) Custom horn. Very nice.
 * Kowalski: Yup, it's the fine details that make a fighting machine.
 * Skipper: Still, we gotta get down there PRONTO! We gotta stop the Villain League from stealing those dragons before it's too late!
 * Thief: ("If I get along with them, maybe they can be useful for a sauna.")
 * Donkey: I really don't think it's pretty to have a thief around the Lodge. Not to mention that he can't speak.
 * Shrek: It's not a big deal, Donkey. Let's just focus on the task at hand.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sitting silently, still thinking about Celestia after her incident with Adrian)
 * Gilda: Still freaked out by what Celestia did days ago?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah. I guess I am.
 * (Soothsayer): And he still is even though he hasn't thought of it for a while.
 * (Icky): Yeah, we know.
 * Icky: "Well, ya need to get over it and How! The Vikings said their said landed for some strange random reason.... (Chuckles), I bet Galaxhar spilled coffie on the controls, assuming he's involved. But they're bound to repair the damages and high-tail it out of here quickly!"
 * Lord Shen: "Your right, for once. Whoever masterminded this act must be stopped!"
 * Viper: "But who would ever want to kidnap their dragons? It doesn't sound like anything Mang would do... Espeically considering what Toothless did to Mang last year."
 * Lord Cobra was screaming like a girl as Toothless was shaking him like a ragdoll!
 * Po: "Well, I don't think it would be enough to make Mang hate the idea of making the Dragons leage servents... He would just however, not want to be direct withit this time."
 * Cynder: "Or, maybe he may not know about this at all. This has to be the work of an overly ambitious and rule defying member of the leage seeking a way to earn Mang's respect."
 * Icky: "Well, the leagers best known for that is Clayton on an odd day, or-"
 * Shifu: Junjie. It's definitely him. This is, after all, the same one who betrayed the kung-fu sholin order for the sake of power, and who has clearly proven to work against orders just for the sake of power, and also, he's obcessed to get the Leage out of it's overly cautious state of mind caused by us for always interfearing with their plans.
 * Po: Ooooh, is Mang gonna be peeved. Especially after the last few times Junjie did stuff behind his back.
 * Devon: Like that time when he kidnapped Kayley and Garen to get to Excalibur with Ruber, his griffin and henchmen, Gaspar, and Audrey II.
 * Cornwall: Or that time when he framed Shifu for stealing valuables and nearly got him kicked out of the Jade Palace with Chrysalis, Scroop, and Yzma.
 * Squidward: I swear, he's done it more times than we can count. We can't even remember all of them at once.
 * Shifu: "I have great doubt this latest act is with Mang's approval, in light of Mang's unfortunate encounter."
 * Tigress: "What if Jungie plans to mind-warp the dragons into becoming mindless slaves of destruction? If that succeeds, Mang would actselly over-look that it happened without his ok."
 * Mantis: "Then let's go over there and kick Jungie's defient butt already!"
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we're arriving on Berk right now. Brace yourselves. (The van lands into the Arena)
 * SpongeBob: Hiccup? Stoick? Gobber? Anyone? Are you here?...Guys?
 * ???: Oh, hey guys! (Mulch and Bucket from the TV series appear)
 * White Rabbit: Hey, isn't that Mulch and Bucket?
 * Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. Haven't seen these blokes in a while.
 * Spyro: We need to see Hiccup and the others. Are they around?
 * Bucket: No, they headed out to the giants' village to warn them about Stomper.
 * Cynder: And they're still gone?
 * Mulch: Pretty much, yes.
 * Cynder: "Then why are you guys here and not with them?"
 * Bucket: "Watching over the village, and keeping Olaf the Over-Reacting from doing his namesake again."
 * Icky: "Ok, call it a very wild guess, but based on previous times of our adventures, I think there's a chance Stomper's story on how he "bravely" took on Team Nefarious and pretty much even convinced the chief he's as innosent as apple pie, and if the Viking Gang go to accuse the guy without straightforword proof, they're gonna look like ungreatful idiotic jerks."
 * Shifu: "If so, then we must bring them proof."
 * Skipper: "Then operation fraudulet claim disprover is a go!"
 * Susan: "Doc, you got an idea how to disactivate an Ion canon?"
 * Dr. Cocarocuh: "That is a good question."
 * B.O.B.: "OH! OH! MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME?! I once saw it on Star War the Clone wars! General Grivious had one just like that! But it was attache to a space ship!"
 * Missing Link: Uh, I don't watch that show, B.O.B. How exactly did those good guys take down THAT Ion cannon?
 * B.O.B.: "Uh.... I kinda forgot but, I think they, broke it some way or another by, OH WAIT! I GOT IT NOW! In Shaodw of Malvolence, the Ion cannon was broken very badly when it's key com-po-nets were shot at, that when Grivious ordered the cannon to be fired, the Ion cannon just broke and overload!"
 * Icky: "So, we just break a few weak spots and the thing shits on itself?"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "It does have the potainional to work, but we need something espeically powerful then star fighters. Galaxhar's verson is no doubt powerful and heavily prepared for any attack, most assumingly the leage will expect us coming thanks to their framing sceme quickly falling into shambles! We have to be extra sneaky that not even Jungie would see us coming."
 * Phil: Two words: Sabotage!
 * Icky: Exactly!
 * Sandy: Some of us will have to disable it's key components from the inside. Just firing at them with our van will get us blown to bits in even 5 seconds.
 * Merlin: Well, we're lucky. We don't need to do the sabotage. I can do it for you.
 * Marty: Good thinking, yo'!
 * Merlin: Okay, here we go. (Aims his wand at the Ion cannon) For an easy way to fix this mess, make sabotage work at it's very best! (The spell takes effect, and nothing happens for a while)
 * Iago:...You call THAT sabotage?
 * Merlin: It takes a while for it's effects to take hold, so shut your beak.
 * Computer: "Galaxhar, scanners indicate strange readings around the Ion cannon."
 * Galaxhar, while he was repairing the ship's controls: "Wait, what strange read--(Sees the screen) What the hell?!?...I forgot to give my clones their lunch break again. I swear they get cranky when they're hungry.
 * All Clones: (Who are tearing the place apart) HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY, HUNGRY...
 * Computer: No, it appears something is jamming the controls.
 * Galaxar: What? My cannon is the most advanced in my disposal. It simply cannot be jammed!
 * Computer: You cannot maximize it's power, but it is still operational.
 * Galaxar: Well, thank goodness! CLONE 48030233099238!!! (A clone appears)
 * Galaxar Clone: Yes, sir?
 * Galaxar: Feed the clones before they devour the entire base.
 * Galaxar Clone: Yes, sir! (Runs off)
 * Jungie comes in.
 * Jungie: "Galaxhar, have you repaired the ship's controls yet? We need to escape before anything happens!"
 * Galaxar: I'm doing it right now, and lets hope for our sakes for when we do escape that Lord Cobra will be in a forgiving mood, especally since my demotion from my position as general after that incident with the Leroy clones! (Refrence to SpongeBob, Stitch and Friends vs Leroy).
 * Tai Lung: "He views me in a negitive light as well. In light of a series of, rather unfaverable encounters with the Panda, always resulting in defeat, he ended up assuming I'm no longer the most powerful he ever had turned to the side of darkness. Well, maybe this little operation will clear up this, misguided assumtion."
 * Makunga: "Well he didn't allowed me to become one of the Jungle Hunters, one of the leage's new "Squad" thingies, he allowed those simpleton Foosas, even that idiot Nuka in, but not me?! Oh, that rumor about thrm becoming super-fighting robots? Firstly, it's not canon to this series, just something made-up by that Chernibogfan guy when he saw the forms from that Dave Felis series, but I had been partnered Zira for the majority of the series now, I mean, don't get me wrong, Ambassitor for the jungle worlds' villains is a cushy job, but I am a capable fighter when given the chance!"
 * Galaxhar: "A pity you would still get pwned by an older female human."
 * Makunga: "Hey that is NOT a normal old lady! And that's another thing, Mang ended up assuming that just because I can't handle a little old lady, that I ain't fit for speical task force? Well, is he gonna be sorry when we present him those over-grown lizards once weget them under leage control, then Ambassitor wouldn't be the ONLY title i don around here?!"
 * Galaxhar: "He's been tough on ALL members of the leage as of late, even to the Villain Leage Council, not even Mirage gets a break from him, hardly even that little stooge of his, his miniture clone self! And we ALL already know why Jungie is doing this! He's more hard on you because of history, you were quick to beg Oggway for forgiveness while Mang bites it hard! When you do became evil, it was Mirage who allowed you to join us! Heck, Mang could've just had you exchourted out! You would've ended up serving those Imperial turncoat scorugers or even, (disgusted groan), Team Nefarious, or simply became a lone villain."
 * Jungie: "Yes, but I don't except Mirage to always have my back. She still allows Mang to punish me harshly when things, don't go according to plan. But THIS time around, a plan I MADE will work! Galaxhar, if this works, you'll be general again, Tai Lung, you'll be recinised as the feruious, imfamous warrior you deservingly are again, Makunga, you will get your additional entitlement, and Ann-Tena, (looks to the Changeling Princess moping to herself), you will finally earn your mother's attention, your step-father's worthiness, and proofing yourself as a wrothy Changeling Princess for Chrysalis's kingdom, and I, I will get the most ambitious goal of them all, I will earn Mang's trust, his respect, hell, he'll start to become ambitious and comident again, and We, would have restored the leage to it's glory days, we'll be back to being the fear villain organisation we are, not treated around like a gang of disobedient children?! And as a bonus, a powerful army of dragons in our service! Even the devines themselfs and those oc villains out there, will take the leage seriously! They ALL, will take US seriously! I, myself, WILL BE TAKEN, SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Tai Lung: With all do respect Jungie, you would be wise not to underestemate those children and dragons of the North. And if I were you, I'd be more worried about the purple menace.
 * Makunga: For once, I agree with Tai Lung. Those child and their dragons are the least of my worries, considering after the purple one creamed Jungie since that mess with those five fluff brians and that racoon bandit, even I would not risk getting beaten by those lougers again. (An: A reference to the first chapter of Spongebob, Spyro, Pooh and Friends vs Sly Cooper: The Thevious Racoonus.)
 * Jungie: "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE BRATS?! WE CAPTURED THEIR DRAGONS!? AND I CERTAINLY DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT, PURPLE HEADAHCE?! EVEN HE WILL FEAR THE NAME JUNGIE ONCE OUR UNSTOPPABLE DRAGON ARMY IS FORMED?!"
 * Tai Lung: Are you mad?!? You'll be send to prison!?!
 * Galaxhar: Well, at least this setback cant get any worse form here!
 * Computer: "WARNING! WARNING?! ION CANNON IN CRITICAL CONDITION?! KEY COMPODENTS COMPROMISED!?"
 * Galaxhar: "..... Oh, Spaceballs."
 * Jungie: "Galaxhar, please tell me the controls for the ship are fixed?! We need to evacuate now?!"
 * Galaxhar: "I'll add the finishing touches post-haste?!"
 * Makunga: You just had to speak too soon, did you, Galaxhar!
 * Familiar voice: JUNGIE!!!
 * Junjie did a homer simpson scream as Spyro appeared with the Dragons of Berk, WarGreymon and MetalGarurumon.
 * Jungie: "How, how, how did you broke out the dragons?! THEY WERE UNDER A LOCK NO ONE CAN BREAK, A VERY ADVANCE PIECE OF TECKNOWLEDGY MADE BY DR. BLOWHOLE HIMSELF?!"
 * THe rest of the lougers appeared!
 * Kolwalski: "Well it's a good thing this penguin's mind is smart enough to decode a mad invention of Blowhole!"
 * Spyro: "We pretty much over-heard your ambitions of why you tried to kidnap berk's dragons?!"
 * Po: "And, we're kinda, conflicted to say the least. In one way, we're glad this isn't another needlessly complincated attempt to become leader of the louge again, but in the other hand, seriously? Dragging Hiccup's dragon into this when it's clear as day Mang doesn't even like Toothless?!"
 * Jungie: "Well, with the proper obedience training, and a tad mind warping here and there, it would work!"
 * Spyro: "That's pretty bold saying you don't care if I get involved or not, Jungie, even for Villain Leage standerds. While we understand why you keep doing things like this. Mang is becoming unreasonable to the villain leage, even becoming a near imcompident cowerd, and what we heard about Ann-Tena is tragic, being born to an un-caring mother, that's rough, but you more-or-less lost our sympathcy when you desided to worsen an already rocky relationship between the Giants and Vikings just to help yourselfs! Yes, Mang should've treated his followers better, even IF he has a personal disliking of them or other reasons, and he shouldn't judge you based on past preformices, but putting him in worsen tidings with the High Council is not the right way of earning any form of respect Mang is capable of."
 * Jungie: "What do you care, dragon? You just want to make me look like a buffon again?!"
 * Shifu: "We are giving you the opition of surrendering the dragons back to us Jungie, and we promise we'll see to it Mang never becomes wise to this deception."
 * Jungie: "And leave his imcompence unchanged?! AND YOU CALL ME MAD?! Galaxhar, call in you clones now?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Are you sure it's not better to cut our losses and-"
 * Jungie: "NOW?! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A GENERAL AGAIN?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Well, can't say I didn't tried."
 * Galaxhar presses a button!
 * An army of Galaxhar clones charged forth!
 * Galaxhar: "ATTENTION ALL GALAXHARS, CONTAIN THE LOUGERS AND RE-CAPTURE THE DRAGONS?!"
 * Galaxhar clones charged!
 * Jungie: "Leopards, ATTACK?!"
 * Jungie's leopards attack!
 * Spyro: You guys take care of them, Jungie is mine!
 * Tigress: "On it!"
 * Missing Link: "YOU WANT SOME OF THIS!?"
 * Junjie: Bring it on, dragon-boy! I don't care if I have my ass handed to me on fire or not, I'm NOT gonna let you win this battle.
 * Spyro: How is this gonna be any different than my last battles with you? I've done many things to you, even given you that burn mark on your--
 * Junjie: NOBODY NEEDS TO MENTION THAT!!! I'll have to use the Lotus Clap on you unless you back off.
 * Spyro: I'm one of the fastest fighters in the Lodge, I can take you down before you can blind me with that Chinese flash grenade.
 * Junjie: We shall see about that. (Prepares to do the Lotus Clap until Spyro kicks Junjie to a wall) OWCH!
 * Spyro: See? Totally easy for me.
 * Junjie: (Comes out attacking Spyro as he dodges his every move)
 * Spyro: Whoa, you've been working out. You're a lot faster than last time I fought you.
 * Junjie: Yeah, I can even do this! (Kicks Spyro in the groin, grabs his tail, and throws him to the wall)
 * Spyro: Ohhh. My gut! (Junjie attacks, but Spyro uses his ice breath to freeze him in ice) You have SO been underestimating my power.
 * Jungie broke free!
 * Jungie: "My will is hotter then a thoundson suns, and ten extra spicey hotsauces, not even ice can witheld my ambition?!"
 * Spyro: "Not to mention you have a bad habit of not ecknowledging that sometimes Mang doesn't always want to do something overly extreme unless it concerns Kairi."
 * Jungie: "THAT'S the problem! He's practicly a child now?! He prefers to do childest pranks or cartoon villain antics over doing a REAL VILLAINS' deed, like what the leage used to do, before a few bad tidings made him completely incomident! And yet Malefor still clings on to him like he's what's best for the leage? HAS THE HEAT OF THE BANISHED REALMS ITSELF GOTTEN TO HIS THICK REPTILEN HEAD?!"
 * Spyro: "Yeah, I am NOT gonna agrue with you there. Even the Cronicler has no idea why Malefor didn't just deside to make a new all-powerful leader already. Maybe the heat of Banished Realms' fire is getting to him."
 * Jungie: "Well, not even agreeing with me will prevent the ineditable?! Those dragons are mine, ONE WAY OR ANOTHER?!"
 * Suddenly the battle came to a hault as the ground began the shake.
 * Galaxhar: What the flagnog was that?
 * Shrek: Something tells me you guys may wanna take a coulpe steps back.
 * As the ground continued shaking like an earthquake, Junjie's eyes were filled with complete horror to see the giants lead by Susan Entering the ship.
 * Sandy: Yee-ha! Looks like the calvery is here!
 * (This is what susan and the giants will sing: Rawhide Happyfeet 2 version)
 * Jungie: "HOW CAN THIS BE?! I THOUGHT STOMPER WAS GONNA KEEP THEM FROM LEARNING THE TRUTH!?"
 * Po: "Yeah, I think we owe an explanation on that. You see, during the time we were waiting for the ION cannon to crap on itself..."
 * Stomper had Hiccup helplessly cornered!
 * Stomper: "BEHOLD!? I HAVE PROEVN MYSELF INNOSENT OF ALL ACCUSATIONS?! THAT PROVES THE TINIES CAN'T BE TRUSTED!?"
 * The Giants become concern that Stomper may be right. Normus sighed in defeat, feeling he was hard on Stomper for no good reason. Stoick and the other Vikings look in horror, this may be the end of Hiccup, and the way of their life, cause this could mean war as decreed by Stomper!
 * Stomper: "Any last words, Hiccup?"
 * Hiccup: ".... Is it not too late to say sorry?"
 * Stomper prepares to finish Hiccup!
 * Hiccup: "Aw nuts."
 * Spyro: WAIT!!!
 * Stomper: "Huh?!"
 * Stomper looks to see the lougers.
 * Stomper: "More aliens?! As if Team Nefarious wasn't enough, now we got a circus group?"
 * Patrick: "CIRCUS?! WHERE?!"
 * Icky: "Oy vay."
 * Spyro: Look, Mr. Stomper could you just hear me and my friends out?
 * Gobber: Aye, let the purple dragon talk!
 * Stomper: "They accused me of having anything to do with their dragons!? I tried to save them from Team Nefarious, but they accused me after they failed to stop them themselfs!? I was helping them, but not so much of a thank yo, as a damn you!"
 * Icky: "Buddy, we know your not a fan of tiny people and dragons in light of, a very streawed up past, but come on, give us the benifit of the doubt here."
 * Stomper: "Your not here to accuse me of that "Villain Leage" nonsense too huh?! I had been very clear on that all I found was Team Nefarious?!"
 * Spyro: "Ok, let's get something clear here: Dispite what the video made everyone believed, Team Nefarious isn't even ANYWHERE near here!"
 * Stomper: "You can't prove that!"
 * Trixie: "Wanna bet, here's what that tincan really has been doing while the aleadge dragon napping happen!"
 * Trixie conjured up a viewing Portal of Dr. Nefarious reshersing on his play with another unlucky Nefarious Trooper during the time of the situation, and still as of late.
 * Stomper: "..... Uh, maybe it was a trick! He was able to make two of himself to trick the aliens of thinking differently! I saw them with me own eyes!"
 * Icky: "Aw, drop the act, Gianto-Donna! Ya been found out! What the Vikings accuse for is proven!"
 * The other giants began ot murmur. Normus gave a dissappointed sigh, but didn't look too surprised about this.
 * Stomper: "No, NO! Don't listen to them!?"
 * Gobbler: "This is what we were talking about! He helped the villain leage capture our dragons and blamed Team Nefarious for it so they'll be blamed for our dragons' abduction so he can be rid of them, and the leage can get dragons to control and getting away scot-free!"
 * Normus: "Stomper, it's about time to drop the act! Just admit it already. Is all of this true?"
 * Stomper then gave up and desided to come clean.
 * Stomper: "Ok, uh, maybe a few things had been, exsagerated..."
 * Spyro: Anyway what's with wanting to stomp on people, having wild partness none stop and having a viking and giant war?
 * Po: He's right! The Viking and Dragon one was bad enough but seriously, a war with giants? Why do war? What is it really good for?
 * Susan: Absoultely Naught.
 * (The song War, What is it Good For, The Jack Black Version plays as Po begins to sing)
 * Stomper: "Uh.... That was, seriously random guys."
 * Normus: "Stomper, after this gets resolved, you and I are gonna have a nice, LONG, chat!"
 * Merlin: "The ION cannon is just about to be destroyed. The time to act is now!"
 * Jungie: "....... Are, you.... Serious?!"
 * Makunga: "Well, can't say this couldn't have ended better."
 * Jungie: "THIS ISN'T OVER, BY A LONG SHOT?! WE HAD MADE A GOOD USE OF THAT RED DEATH SKULL!?"
 * Jungie pressed a button!
 * Two giant metalic doors open, reveiling a huge robotic monster, with the very Red Death skull as the head, armed with many kinds of advancement!
 * Jungie: "Say hello to our personal obedience trainer for thise stupid dragons, as well as, your exincutioner?!"
 * The dragons began to panic and retreat, as do the giants!
 * Icky: "AW COME ON?!"
 * Spyro: "This abomination is not gonna help you Jungie!"
 * The Robotic Red Death skullbot zapped Spyro in a disabling lazer not even his powers can reflict off!
 * Jungie: "Well, that made a lier out of you! Now, Red Deathtron, destroy this world as punishment for interfearing with leage business, and leave nothing but our future dragon army alive!"
 * The Red Deathtron roared as it proceeded to do as it was commanded!
 * Suddenly a powerful blast destroyed the Red Deathron much to Jungie's complete shock and horror!
 * Galaxhar: "Talk about anti-climatic, not to mention hours of work got to waste!"
 * Jungie: NOOOO!!!! WHO DID THIS TO HIM!?!
 * Suddenly a certain peacock screach is heard and Shen appears from out of now where and seizes Jungie by his throat with his talons and soon we see who it was that destroyed Red Deathron.  It was Boss Wolf and the rest of Shen's army armed with a heavy artilllery of cannons that can take down a giant robot.
 * Jungie: "Alchorse, Cobra's former little stooge! I shoudl've suspected much!"
 * Ann-Tena was hiding while all of this was going down, quickly becoming afraid of everything going wrong, and just wants to stay out of sight until it's all over.
 * Jungie: "Tai Lung, Galaxhar, Makunga even! And want you and Galaxhar's clones and my leopards to go out in a blaze of glort and defeat all of those interfearing-"
 * Jungie saw that Galaxhar, Tai Lung, Makunga, his own loyal leopards, and the remainder of the Galaxhar clones, holding their hands up in surrender.
 * Jungie: "ARE YOU IDIOTS SURRENDERING?! THAT IS NOT THE VILLAIN LEAGE WAY?!"
 * Makunga: "Well sorry if the villain leage way always ended with us either getting killed, or in my case, getting beaten up by an old lady!"
 * Jungie: "IMCOMPIDENT COWERDS?! THIS IS WHY THE VILLAIN LEAGE IS FALLING APART, CAUSE IDIOTS LIKE YOU STARTED TO LOUSE EVERYTHING UP?! AM I THE ONLY LEAGER WHO REMEMBERS THE LEAGE CREED TO NEVER SURRENDER?!"
 * Ann-Tena started to quietly cried. she should've known that Jungie's overly uncontroled ambition would ended up biting him and everyone involved in the ass.
 * Lord Shen: "Look, I don't blame you completely wanting to better the facton you sided with. Your obviously a genius tired of being an abused second Banana to a clear idiot that has no more right to be your superior, and that he has been treating his other followers sevrely unfairly, and you felt Mang has started to ignor what made The Villain Leage far different, and argueability superior then the likes of Team Nefarious, and are now started to be more laughable then a saterday sitcom villain team, what with Mang becoming more childesh every passing second, and you mostly wanted to make Mang remember that. But did you honestly think putting him under continuious fire by an angered High Council is gonna truely restore his compidences, or at least be a slight more serious?"
 * Jungie: "Well maybe if you blasted Misfits let me actselly suceeded by now, maybe i would've gained at least ONE of those things! Worse of all, you robbed Ann-Tena the chance to prove to her ungratful mother Chrysalis that SHE IS worthy of being the next ruler of the Changeling hive, and now if this gets discovered, she'll be banished from the hive, AND THE LEAGE?! I know Mang may never be able to kick me out thanks to Mirage valuing my intellect, and that Galaxhar, Tai Lung, and Makunga still have their good quilities, but Ann-Tena HAS NOTHING FOR HER! The majority of the leage, even that useless idiot Nuka would treat her so poorly! Now if that twit of a snake discovers this, Ann-Tena will be banished from the hive and the leage, and it'll all be YOUR FAULTS!? So yeah, I hope preventing another brillient plan of "the crazy fox" Jungie is worth robbing a poor teen of her home, and chance to prove it to unappresiative idiots!?"
 * Lord Shen: I've heard enough. Now back to buisness. (To Tai Lung, Galaxhar, Makunga, The Galaxhar Clones and Jungie's leopards while still holding Jungie in his talon) Listen to our terms, all of you. Surrender and forsake this crazy fox's plan to enslave the dragons of Berk immediately or I just found myself my own personal blade cushion.
 * Mr. Dodo: Master Shen is right. You all are hopelessly outnumbered and your abomination destroyed. You would be wise to accept our terms and face your due commupence while you still have your lives intact.
 * Stoick: Unless you want this little fox become the peacock's pin cushion.
 * Galaxhar: "Well, tecnecly we're already at the surrendering part-"
 * Lord Shen: "THEN START FORSAKING!?"
 * Tai Lung: "Uh... We, forsaked Jungie's plan?"
 * Makunga: "Wow.... We DO give up too easily."
 * Jungie sighed in disgust of the villains' imcompidence.
 * Galaxhar: "Oh come on Jungie, I'm sorry if our attempt to help Ann-Tena earn the love of a cold-hearted mother ended more down south then the Zed-Omega Quantren, but just swallow your damn pride and face it like a, weird, man-fox you are. Otherwise, Ann-Tena would face far worser consiquences then a mere disincludion of further leage operations!"
 * Makunga: "Yeah, it's obviously a stinker, better close the curtens."
 * Tai Lung: "Ann's fate will not be in any better hands if you continue to be more arragant then Mang. Sometimes, a genius must know when to realise not everyone of his plans to be seen through."
 * Jungie: "SO THAT'S IT?! WE'RE JUST GOING TO ABANDON HER IN HER TIME OF NEED AFTER WE PROMISED TO HELP?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Hey, we maybe cowards, but we're cowards who at least know when an otherwise flawwless plan HAS CLEARLY WENT TO CRAP?!"
 * Makunga: "Also, this isn't the first time a villain leage promise ended up short, we made alot of promises that thanks to these idiot lougers, ended up not completely coming true."
 * Tai Lung: "Ask yourself this: What's a better fate for Ann-Tena who is a member of a villain team who clearly treats her poorly, even by her own mother: Death by Heroes angered by a stubbern fool's pride, or to be banished by betrayed leaders cause of a genius who knows when to give up? She be in more danger by your pride then whatever the lougers would do to her."
 * There was a brief silence.
 * Jungie growled for abit! He closed his eyes for a long time. He wouldn't look any smarter then Mang to let his pride and stubberness to hold on to a clearly failed plan and endanger Ann-Tena even more.
 * While this was going on, the Lougers, even Shen, and everyone else do in fact acknowledged that even though stopping Jungie's plan is still for the good of the United Universe, they felt they weren't entirly better then Jungie robbing Ann-Tena of her home. It can be argued that robbing Ann-Tena her home is almost not entirely worth stopping Jungie's plan of mind-enslaved dragons.
 * Ann-Tena only to continue quiet crying. Jungie was about to give up on her. Soon enough, she wasn't gonna have a home. She started to quietly escape, seeking to be alone for awhile, and soon, for now on.
 * Spyro was about to go after Ann-Tena untill Toothless stopped him, shaking his head in a no gesture. He then goes over to Junjie once his powers recovers from Red Deathtron's disabling lazer.
 * Spyro: Jungie, for robbing Ann-Tena of her home, planning to make a mind-enslaving dragon army and for your crimes against Berk and the Valley of Peice...the only fate you deserve is death!
 * Jungie winced!
 * Galaxhar: "GREAT SPACEBALLS?! NOT EVEN THE DARK DRAGON AND HIS TURNCOAT IMPERIALS ARE THAT CRUEL?!"
 * The others and friends completely agree!
 * Spyro: ".... Is what I would've had said IF this attempt to enslave the dragons of berk was purely a power-grab."
 * Jungie was both surprised and reliefed, everyone else was mutirel.
 * Icky: "Darn it Spyro, you almost gave us heart attacks! You were THIS CLOSE to become no better then Malefor!"
 * Gobber: Aye, this little fox may be the one who robbed us vikings of our dragons but surley there must be a better punishment that dosent involve bloodshed and death.
 * Stoick: Gobber's right, lad. Enough damage is done on his account but even he doesn't deserve to have his life taken from him.
 * Spyro: "Jungie, in a stupidly misguided and unethcial way, you just wanna correct an injustice made by Mang becoming unreasonable. You knew Mang was becoming rediculious and has been treating everyone in the leage unfairly besides just you. This had already came into the High Council's attention, and knew something like this was gonna happen eventally, but this, is obviously different then what was excepted. We mostly assumed you were doing this in an attempt to usurp Mang and truely set the Leage back into it's dangeriously ambitious path. But, you were actselly just trying to make Mang compident again, and help Ann-Tena to get better accepted, espiecally to her thoughtless mother, though not entirly any better, it's at least more purer in some senses. You were doing this not just to help yourself and certain assusiates, to but help someone very much abused by the other leagers. While I still can't support your course of action on how you sought to resolve these glaring problems, and thus only ending up making them worse, not just for yourselves, but to an already tragicly unpopular soul, who has no other home. This is agurely a rare almost good gesture from leagers, even someone like you Jungie. You and Galaxhar, Makunga, even the normally heartless Tai Lung, were considerate enough to find this unfair, even to villain standerds. Please know Mang's behavior will not be tolerated by the High Council, and Ignitus already plans to have a "Personal" meeting with him again....."
 * Jungie sighed in relief.
 * Spyro: "But just because you won't face death, doesn't mean your off the hook completely. You still messed with our friends, and that is not gonna be ignored."
 * Jungie gave a blank stare and a shrug.
 * Jungie: "Typical."
 * Lord Cobra: "JUNNNNGIE?!"
 * Jungie, Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar quivered in fear.
 * Lord Cobra: "YOU IDIOTS DARED GO AGAINST MY BACK AGAIN TO BRING FORTH SOMETHING I PERSONALLY FEARED?! YOU STUPID TWATS!? NOW THE HIGH COUNCIL'S GONNA STRANGLE MY NECK AGAIN!? WHY I OUGHTA STRANGLE YOUR NECKS FROM HERE TO HONG KONG?! BETTER YET, I MAY AS WELL JUST KILL YOU IDIOTS?! STARTING WITH YOU JUNGIE?! WHAT STUPID HAIR-BRAINED REASON MOTIVATED YOU TO SET ME ON ANOTHER PAIN SESSION WITH THE DRAGON GUARDIANS AND CELESTIA AGAIN?!"
 * Lord Cobra fired up his dark magic in pure rage. He is deffiantly gonna make someone pay for going against his back yet again. Jungie who is lucky Spyro spared his life bowed to Cobra in fear.
 * Lord Cobra: "Any final words, gentlemen?"
 * Jungie: "My only regret, is that I couldn't help Ann-Tena, like i promised."
 * Tai Lung: "That I should've just obeyed Oggway's final desidion."
 * Makunga: "I should've just desided to find my own lion pride to push around?"
 * Galaxhar: "METIERITE AND KUMQUATS?!"
 * Everyone looks at Galaxhar.
 * Galaxhar: "I DON'T KNOW, THEY'RE MY FAVERITE WORDS?!"
 * Lord Cobra was about to zap Jungie and co to death!
 * Spyro: "Mang, this is NOT what we agreed on?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "SCREW WHAT WE AGREED APAWN, SPY-RAT?!"
 * Hiccup: "You realised alchorse, that Mirage, Ignitus, and Celestia are gonna be mad at you for this."
 * Lord Cobra: "YOU KNOW WHAT!? SCREW MIRAGE, THAT DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL?! SCREW IGNITUS THAT SELF-ENTITLED TWIT?! AND SCREW PRINCESS CELESTIA FOR-"
 * ???: "For what, Mang?"
 * Lord Cobra made a surprised face!
 * Chrysalis appeared, shock and in disbelief upon hearing Cobra's arrogant cussing mouth.
 * There was also a dissapointed Celestia, an angerly stern Ignitus, and a steaming pissed off Mirage.
 * Celestia: "Just, exactly are you "Screwing" me for anyway?"
 * Lord Cobra nerviously laughed.
 * Cobra: "Oh come on guys, really, I was joking!"
 * Mirage started to make angry Cat sounds.
 * Lord Cobra: "Uh.... Mirage....? You alright?"
 * Mirage: What's this about you "Screwing" me Mang? Well, pehaps you need a good reminder of who brought you back from the grave and gave you all the evil knowledge!
 * Lord Cobra: (Dubbed as Hiss) But, but, but, Mirage please!
 * Mirage: Stop whimpering and hold still!
 * Fishlegs: Man, I sure hate to be in Cobra's shoes right now!
 * ZAP?!
 * Mang is sent flying across the area screaming!
 * Icky: "DAY-UM!?"
 * BLAM?!
 * Cobra was seriously injured!
 * Lord Cobra: "(Cartoonishly dazed) I had a pony when I was 5."
 * Lord Cobra fell flat on his face!
 * Ann-Tena sat on a leadge on berk, over-viewing the oceanic scenery, crying.
 * Ann-Tena was wearing an auto voicer since she was amute like most Changelings, made by Galaxhar, so she could speak artifically. But she wasn't much of a talker aside from being mute.
 * She was being watched by Spyro and Hiccup.
 * Hiccup: "Still found it hard to believe Chrysalis was completely willing to kick out Ann-Tena out of the hive, and the leage, and Mirage did nothing to stop this, and the High Council having no power over this. I almost kinda feel like a jerk getting her kicked out of her home."
 * Spyro: Me, too...I hate to say this, but...we'll have to help her on our own.
 * Hiccup: How do we do that? She can't go home anymore, and who would want to accept a Changeling into their society?
 * Spyro: Don't worry. I know someone who's kind enough to bring her in. Remember Chrysalis' sister, Destiny?
 * Hiccup: The one you met on that Snail adventure with Gary?
 * Spyro: Yeah. Had a kind heart. I'm sure she's willing to welcome Ann into her kingdom.
 * Ann-Tena (Through the voicer): "My life isn't worth living anymore. I should just, wait for some dragon to come and eat me. Maybe I should just jump off this leadge and kill myself."
 * Spyro: WAIT! Ann-Tena! Don't!
 * Ann-Tena: ("Why not? I've got nothing to live for. I'm sure nopony else would accept me into their society.")
 * Spyro: Well, what about your Aunt Destiny?
 * Ann-Tena:("...Huh...I haven't really thought about her.")
 * Hiccup: I'm sure you might wanna think about her before you just hurl yourself off that cliff. She's a much kinder Changeling than your mother.
 * Ann-Tena:("Well, I guess I'll have to thank you all for giving me that advice. I never would've thought about it on my own.")
 * Spyro: We'll drive you to Equestria, and drop you off to Destiny's kingdom momentarily.
 * ???: That won't be necessary. (Destiny herself appears after hearing about Ann) I heard Chrysalis banished Ann from her kingdom. I'm sorry if my sister is not in a proper mind. My cruel mother was very hard on her espeically.
 * Ann-Tena: "(Well, even if I went with you, i would be prosicuted by the Galactic Feds. They have a nortourious record of going after exsiled villains."
 * Spyro: "Don't worry, Chi-Fu is already working on that. Though, you will also have to signed over to the Reforming Monistery in a work visa just in case."
 * Hiccup: "Speaking of which, what's gonna become of Stomper? I'm worried Normus is gonna be forced to make good his threat to banished Stomper."
 * Spyro: "Luckly, Normus is reasonable. He will try to ensure Stomper will find a new home and another chance to proof his worth. Well, I heard the Reforming Monistary has yet to have security guards while the place is still realitivly new, and, Stomper is gonna end up there anyway cause, you know how the GFs are strict like that."
 * Hiccup: "So, you guys are gonna try, take abourd a giant? I mean, you managed to make it worth with Susan and Insectasaurus, but A Skyrim Giant near clone?"
 * Spyro: "Well, he's obviously not that big compaired to Susan and Insecto, but Kolwalski has a "shriking" plan to make it work just in case."
 * Stomper is seen shrunk to the size of Fidget!
 * Stomper: "HEY COME ON GUYS, I MAY AGREED TO REDEEM MESELF UNDER NORMUS' ORDERS AND ACCEPTED THE JOB AS PROTACTOR OF THIS "MONISTAIRY" WITH A FANCY WORK VISA, BUT DID YA HAD TO SHRIK ME THE SIZE OF A BITE SIZE SNACK FOR A TERRORABLE TERROR?!"
 * Missing Link: "Hey, Insecto's not exactly enjoying HIS size condition for the drive?! He's the size of a really small bug!"
 * Stomper: "Oy. I just hope your gonna turn me to normal soon."
 * Skipper: "Trust us, it's temporary until we arrive."
 * Ann-Tena: "(So, if I'm gonna work in the Monistairy and live with Aunt Desteny, what am I to do? I'm not much for teaching."
 * Spyro: "Well, we suspect Stomper may still be prone to make, questionable desidions, so, we need you to be his partner and keep him from only making himself looking like a jerk again."
 * Ann-Tena: "(Well, I'm not much for being demanding, but, I'll see what I can do.)"
 * Spyro: "Well, Stomper does have trust issues, so these talented speakers I heard about will help you and Stomper established some form of partnership."
 * Ann-Tena: ("Okay, I guess that sums it up. Thank you all.")
 * Spyro: It's what we do.
 * Destiny: Alright, Ann. My Changelings have already given you a room in the castle where you can live, and we'll even bring your friends over every day so that you will all have some love to feed off of.
 * Sparx: You know, I was always wondering how Destiny provides food for her subjects.
 * Destiny: Well, we took the Equestrian philosophies of friendship into account, and learned that having some friends actually makes you feel good and gain food at the same time. Unlike my sister, who isn't that much into friendship, and all she cared about is our mother's traditions of invasion and force. While I stuck to another more renewable future, Chrysalis...well...you all know what she does now.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess we should get started in solving this issue.
 * Patrick: "What issue?"
 * SpongeBob: Helping Ann...We have to take her and Stomper to Equestria and make sure Ann moves to Destiny's kingdom and make both of them part of the on-construction Reforming Monsistery.
 * Patrick: I have no idea what you're talking about.
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself)
 * Ginormica: The point is, we'll have you a new home in no time. (The van takes off into the sky as the Vikings and Giants wave them goodbye)
 * Normus: Well, I guess this calls for a party.
 * Gobber: Definitely.
 * Cadance: I'd be delighted to make you and Stomper part of the Reforming Monsistery, Ann.
 * Shining Armor: Yes. We've got a few people already attending. Unfortunately, we're still working on the blueprints. It's gonna be HUGE!
 * Stomper (Normal size): "Ha, with a Giant as yer security guard, no one's gonna mess with ya."
 * (Icky): "Ironic cause when the Alcahol rain happened, he was drunk from it."
 * Ann-Tena: "(So, are you a teacher here?)"
 * Cadence: "I'm trying. The Galactic Feds take FOREVER to give anyone offitcal lizencing for things like that."
 * Po: I know how that feels. It takes only 2 months to get a permit for Kung Fu.
 * Cadance: You need a permit for Kung Fu?
 * Shifu: Of course. That lead to some serious business with Constable Hu. He once illegalized Kung Fu because of it.
 * Sandy: DAMN, are you serious?
 * Shifu: Dead serious.
 * Po: But I think the writers of our show forgot to put those episodes about it in order. We get our permits in one episode, and a few more later, I get arrested for using Kung Fu without a permit. To think they would know to make Hu remember that we already had permits.
 * Shifu: Well, if you recall, you and the Furious Five had your permits revoked for accidentally beating up a Councilmember, thinking he was a bad guy.
 * Po: Oh, yeah. I was just so busy, I must've forgot.
 * Cadance: So we can get back to the task at hand, I have to ask: HOW do you get your permits?
 * Po: Oh, they're REALLY hard to get. (His illustration is shown like in the beginning of Shifu's Back) First you had to fill out this BIG application...(Shifu: Curses!)...then a super carrier had to take it far away to District Headquarters, and give it to THIS guy, who gave it to her, who gave it to him, who had to make 40 copies, and have it approved by him, her, him, him, him, him, her, her, him, him, him, and THIS guy! Who was hardly ever there because he took A LOT OF VACATION TIME! It took FOREVER!!! (Depiction ends) And don't even get me started on the incident with Wu Hu and Shifu's back.
 * Shining Armor:...Wow...you'd think they would've thought to speed up the process.
 * Cadance: But back to business. We'll make sure Ann and Stomper are changed for the better as soon as we build the Monsistery, and find out who's causing this vodka rain.
 * Viper: That's great.
 * Icky: "Hey, I wonder, if Jungie doesn't get killed by neither Mang or Spyro, does that old crazy fox still get punished in at least the most embarrising way possable?"
 * Shifu: "If there's one thing I can always expect Mang to do, is come up with the most cruel and unual form of punishment for Jungie to do, something even a darkspawn of Malefor's caliber would find cruel."
 * Junjie: NO! NOT Batman and Robin!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT AWFUL MOVIE!!! IT'S AN ILLOGICAL PIECE OF GARBAGE!?
 * Facilier: (Laughs) Roll film! (Gaspar flicks the switch, and the movie is played)
 * Junjie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Icky: I hope it's not as bad as showing the movie Batman and Robin. Critics call it a form of torture. Not to mention a weird 'homo--
 * (Twilight): THE BABY CAKES DON'T NEED TO HEAR THAT!!!
 * (Hiccup): Sorry.
 * Icky: Not to mention a weird ********** scene which I would actually call a-- (BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!)
 * Cadance: Okay, Ann. You and Stomper will be meeting the other students soon. Just come with us. (Stomper and Ann move over to them, and they teleport away).
 * Icky: "Well, we handled that rather easily then expected when dealing with Jungie."
 * The Vikings and Giants are having a big feast.
 * Normus: "A toast, to put all ill wills aside, even the really personal ones, for the sake of friendhood."
 * Giants and Vikings cheered!
 * Hiccup: "Here's hoping we don't have any more misunderstandings."
 * Olaf the over-reacting is seen running!
 * Olaf: "AHHH?! OGRES?! OGRES?! OGRES!? OGRES INVADED BERK?!"
 * Gobbler: "Oh don't take Olaf seriously, he is Olaf the over-reacting after all, I'm sure the chances of Ogres actselly being in Berk are a million to-"
 * ???: WHO DARES TRESPASS IN OUR SWAMP?!? (A bunch of ogres appear) WE'LL SQUEEZE THE JELLY STRAIGHT OUT OF YOUR EYES!!!
 * Stoick: Oh, crap!
 * Hiccup: "Dah duh dah, here we go again!"
 * Hiccup: Of course, we had time to deal with THAT problem. The Ogres basicly wanted to get away from predjududes as well, and thank to Normus, it wasn't AS hecktic. Aside from that, everything turned out fine for us and the Giants. Afterwords, we desided that if we ever hope to avoid more misunderstandings, don't send in Olaf the Over-Reacting.
 * Pound: YAYAYAYAYAY!!!
 * Pumpkin: MORE! (They change the number to 3)
 * Discord: Yeesh, these kids are more hungry for adventure than they are for chocolate.
 * Tulio: Can we at least get to bed now? (Yawns) It's 1:00 in the morning--(The babies levitate Tulio and Miguel to their crib, and look at them angrily)
 * Baby Cakes: WE WANT MORE!!!
 * Miguel: Yeesh, talk about needy kids.
 * Discord: Maybe we should sing a lullaby and get it over with--(The babies make Discord's mouth disappear) MMPH?!? MMMPPPHHH!!!
 * Twilight: Yikes! When did they learn THAT spell? (Ed moans an 'I don't know' and chuckles)
 * Pound: MORE!!!
 * Icky: "Yeah, we had to remember we need to tall them 8 stories and they'll let us go. There's at least 3 left, and we won't be hostage to overly fanish babies anymore."
 * Spyro: "Well, let's take a brief break from Obscure Adventures and go back to Alternate Realities for a bit. And I have quite a story."
 * Sparx: "As they say in france, Maginific?!"

Story 6: Spyro's Cooking Show
Alternate Reality: France Paris. In a forest-like park. (Spyro sang this, as the others tried to keep up with him, while Trixie gets humoriously punished.)
 * (Spyro): You see, sometime after Spongebob's adventure across Europe, put Madam Deces and her goons behind bars and saved Mimi, Rarity, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash from the black sex slave market as well as saving Garry from suffering the fate of every snail in Paris and a certain food critic vulture who was abusing his position as a critic while we stopped a Ammomimus Benufacteror after Spongebob in his tracks though we had a little high council conspiracy behind that adventure and a few unexpected surprises on the way, Shen was reluctant to let Gary into the louge and Kairi following the new rules that came with with Gary's arrival. Our old friend, Chef Pierre Sailas who now owns his new 5 star resturant still felt bad for making up that counterfit/shame and fake chef's right law to force Spongebob and Gary to have a bittersweet reunion gone sour, so he invited me, Kairi, Spongebob, Gary and the other lougers do dine at his new resturant. I havent saw the place yet but it's supossed to be bonkers and my reputation as a hero spread across Europe so I was literally got a celebirty style welcome.
 * (Icky): "WHOA, WHOA WHOA! THIS is an alternate reality story, not an obscured adventure. It means you can't reference our actual canon stuff, you got to make up your stuff."
 * (Spyro): "Well, tecnecly, this is IS uncanon. It was actselly a weird dream I had the day after. It was almost based on the following day after but it was particularly odd. Luckly, since it was a dream, none of the stuff happened was real. I talked about what I said before just to clarify something about a few plotholes being noted from An All-Out French Experience with Gary. My dream is ALOT different. It was actselly about when I was actselly born in Paris parawal of the Dragon Realms. In it, Malefor was but a mythical demon, Ignitus and the Dragon Guardians were world Senators, and Cynder, Kairi, Riku, Sparx and I were orphans that lived in an orphanaged owned by Spongebob, Sandy, Po and the 5, Alex, Gloria, Marty, Melvin, Ginormica, Dr . Cockarouch, B.O.B., Missing Link, and Spear-headed by Shifu. Cynder and Myself were under the care of the kind but rediculiously misguided nursemaid: Trixie."
 * (Trixie): "WHAT?!"
 * Trixie as a nursemaid was clumsingly falling down the stairs and falls head first into a toilet!
 * (Trixie): "I'LL DESTROY YOU FOR THAT?!"
 * (Cynder): "Calm down Trixie. But seriously Spyro, why put Trixie as a kluts nursemaid?"
 * (Spyro): "(Snickers), It's my way to bet back at her for that Sharp-Pay prank in the forth of july episode."
 * (Cynder): "I'll admit, it's a worthy commuppence, but it's also rude and mean Spyro. You know Trixie becomes unstable and dangerious when her feelings, and her pride and ego, are hurt. Last time that happened, the Alicorn Amulet turned everything into a dishastor area!"
 * (Twilight): "Twice."
 * (Alex): "Yeah, you had your fun Spys, but you better apologies before history repeats itself."
 * (Shifu): "Thrice."
 * (Po): Well said.
 * (Hiccup): Absoulty.
 * (Shrek): Oh aye.
 * Spyro: "Sorry Trixs. I was just pulling legs here."
 * (Trixie): "Hmph! Purple Menace! Don't know why I even bothered joining you misfits in the first place!"
 * (Alex): Seriously?
 * (Icky): Didn't you tell us it was so you could look good during one of our missions on stopping Hank?
 * (Trixie): Yeah, that was a moment of weakness.
 * (Spyro): "Let's just get to the story already."
 * In Spyro's alternate reality, we see the orphanage Spyro was talking about.
 * Once again, We seen Trixie as a nursemaid was clumsingly falling down the stairs and falls head first into a toilet!
 * Trixie (Bubbling sound): "HELP?! TRIXIE'S HEAD IS IN THE TOILET AGAIN!?"
 * Orphans laughed at Trixie's inconvinence!
 * ???: Coming Trixie.
 * Soon the orphans turn to see Cynder and Kairi as an orphan teen in a ragged version of her clothes.
 * (Spyro): Oh and uh, forgot to mention that Kairi is the Cinderella of the orphanage.
 * Trixie: (Guargling): "WELL PLEASE HURRY?! I DON'T DO WELL WITH POO WATER?!"
 * Po comes in.
 * Po: "Hey what's going on here, I- (Sees what's going on) Is Trixie stuck in the Toilet again from falling down the stairs?"
 * Kairi: Something tells me she has, Po.
 * Po: "Gaaaoh! Not on TODAY of all days! The Richmen Socity is gonna visit today! What would they think if they were funding a circus instead of an orphanage?! Someone, help me get Trixie out! Where's Riku and Sparx?"
 * Familar voice: You called, Po?
 * Riku and Sparx came in.
 * Po: "Hey guys, can you help me with Trixie? Her head's stuck in the Toilet again!"
 * Riku: Man that's the 7th time this week.
 * Kairi: You know the drill everyone!
 * Everyone grabbed Trixie's flank and tail, and pulled hard!
 * Eventually, after hard pull after pull, everyone got Trixie's head out of the Toilet!
 * Trixie: "(SPITS OUT HUGE NUMBERS OF TOILET WATER?!) BLAHH!? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO TRIXIE?!"
 * Po: "What, did you ticked off the Karma gods, or something?"
 * Cynder: "Wait, where's Spyro?"
 * Spyro sat alone, sighed as he breathed in the beautiful nature air.
 * Cynder, Sparx, and a ticked off Trixie came in.
 * Cynder: "There you are, Spyro. We need you at the Orphanage. The richmen socity are coming soon for dinner! Our future depends on it, cause the Richmen Socity own everything!"
 * Spyro frowned.
 * Spyro: "I'm not coming to see those cheapstakes again. I prefer to stay in the one last place that is naterol. They're turning our socity into an un-naterol mess, and Senator Ignitus is doing nothing to stop them."
 * Trixie: "Oh no, NOT THIS AGAIN!? Look, I cared for you like you were my child, but really, everyone needs you!"
 * Spyro: "Do you guys have any idea how much better our socity would've been, if greed never happened? Then forests like this, wouldn't never started to vanished. It's the only place where I feel, welcomed, in a cold, unforgiving world."
 * Trixie: ".... Sorry, please don't tell your gonna sing again?"

Orpanage, after Spyro and friends made it. Later, at lunchtime. Outside. Orphanage Richmen Socity Building.
 * Spyro sighed that his song made him feel better about the problems of the world.
 * Then Kairi appeared and sat with him while Cynder, Sparx and Riku watched from a distance.
 * Trixie came out from a thron bush she fell in during the song,
 * Trixie: "I am gonna give him such a spank-"
 * Cynder halted Trixie.
 * Riku: If you don't mind, Trixie. Kairi and Spyro are about to have some bonding time, here.
 * Cynder: Yeah. For once, don't ruin it for them. Ok?
 * Trixie: "But, The Richmen Socity is gonna come soon and-"
 * Riku: We'll worry about the Richman Socity later, Trix.
 * Trixie sighed dissatisfived.
 * Spyro sighed sadly when he remembered why he came here. He saw his faverite forest park is marked by Xs. That means defeliment is coming soon.
 * Spyro: "Those Richmen monsters now seek to tear down this beautiful forest. For something as useless as a shoe factory."
 * Trixie: "Well, not entirely useless, people need shoes, Spyro."
 * Cynder smacks Trixie across the face!
 * Trixie: "But they do!"
 * Riku: Would you and Kairi excuse us and Trixie for a feiw minutes, Spyro. Cynder and I gotta stright Trixie's overreacting out.
 * Trixie: "But, but I-"
 * Cynder gives Trixie a "I'm serious" look forcing the prideful unicorn pony to sigh in defeat.
 * Spyro: "I do somewhat see why people need shoes, but, are shoes worth the desivation of a forest each year, the suffering of natures wonders, and Global Warming becoming a greater threat each year? The Richmen Socity is allowed to treat many people as poorly as they want, and the Senators are turning a blind eye to it."
 * Spyro began to softly cry.
 * Spyro: "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
 * Then Kairi begin to pet Spyro lovingly as tears fell from her eyes.
 * Trixie saw Spyro highly values this forest, as Riku, Sparx, and Cynder gave "See what we mean?" looks.
 * Spyro: "It's better I'm out here. I'm too angry at the Richmen Socity that if I showed my face, I would end up upsetting them and ruin the orphanage's chance to stay open."
 * Kairi: "But the Richmen Socity strictly stated that ALL Orphans must me present at the dinner, or that would ruin Shifu's hopes to keep this aflout as well."
 * Spyro: ".... Then, I don't know what to do. The Richmen are bound to say something that'll offend me, provoke me to be aggresive to them, and provoked them to make our lives worse, and.... And everyone, even Mr. Shifu, would hate me for it."
 * Kairi: Still, I'm sure things will work out.
 * Spyro: I don't how they will be. The Richmen Society took away my home, and now they're threatening to shut our home down! They just can't do something like that!
 * Kairi: I can't say I don't agree to that statement, but what can we do for the moment? They've got diplomatic immunity, and a hundred lawyers that can do anything to us. Think about what happened to the last kid who stood up to them. He was sent to juvenile hall for 5 years.
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Trixie: "Uh, shouldn't this be the part we come in and offer ideas?"
 * Riku: "I think we should. He needs our support."
 * Sparx, Riku, Cynder, and Trixie came forth.
 * Sparx: "Aw, don't worry kiddo. Stick with us, and we can somehow make this works."
 * Cynder: "Yeah. I'm not fond of them either, but I recinised until Senator Ignitus starts to get suspicious of what the Richmen Socity is doing, it's best not to do something to upset them."
 * Riku: "Alot of us are orphans because of them, but it would be better to prove our only home is not worth shutting down by showing it is a worthy investment."
 * Trixie: "Trixie has no intention to be rude, but why not just keep your mouth shut and your head down, and mind whatever distasteful garbage they say."
 * Spyro: "Easier said then done. Isn't there someone standing up to the Richmen Socity?"
 * Trixie: "Well, I heard rumors that the soveren goddess of Equestia Princess Celestia herself is giving them quite a hard time, espeically because they're trying to force their influence in Equestia's socity, and caused six unlucky mares and a baby dragon to lose their parents due to horrorable accsidents, and Celestia took them into her care. She tries all her might to make Ignitus be aware of this, but, Ignitus insist the Richmen Socity is an ehcitcal corperation. It's like, the Senator is mind-warped or something!"
 * Spyro: "Or he just doesn't know the truth."
 * Sparx: "Or both."
 * Kairi: Guys, have you ever wondered where Spyro and I came from before we became orphans?
 * Trixie: "Your mother's vagin-"
 * Cynder slaps Trixie!
 * Cynder: "Not THAT! She meant their homes!"
 * Sparx: "Well, what Neighberhoods were you from?"
 * Kairi: Well...(shows Cynder, Riku, Spark and Trixie a picture of a tiara on her left shoulder) Spongebob and the others who run the orphanage wondered about this mark on my shoulder since Spyro and I came here back when I was a little girl and he was still an egg.
 * Trixie: "I assumed it's just a tattoo."
 * Riku: Um, Trixie. I dont think that's a tattoo.
 * Cynder: Yeah, it's a birthmark. Alex told us about them when he showed us his, remember?
 * Trixie: "And, is it suppose to represent something?"
 * Kairi: Yeah, just like your cutie mark. It represents my potential to be a great leader of good someday. I was raised in a kingdom called Radient Garden with my parents until they were killed off. I don't know how, but my grandparents said it had something to do with the Richmen Society. But things only got worse when the Richmen Society foreclosed a mortgage with Radient Garden when it was suffering in lack of food. Turned the kingdom into a Capitol Building.
 * Sparx: (Breathes in) Ooh...
 * Kairi: As for Spyro...well...he lived in a forest right next door to Radient Garden in a dragon tribe. The Richmen Society chopped down all their trees and forced all the dragons to retreat, leaving behind Spyro's egg. I found the egg, and took it with me to the orphanage where they raised the both of us. Weird how dragons have a shorter growth span than humans. That's how we were able to grow into our teen years together.
 * Riku: That explains why he loves being with nature. His tribe must love the scenery, too.
 * Spyro: Definitely. Senator Ignitus told me about it. My father was the chief of my tribe. But my mother...sort of died in the retreat by being crushed by a falling redwood tree...as well as some of my egg siblings. I was one of 3 eggs that survived. The other two...I don't know if I'll ever see them again...or my father.
 * Sparx: (Sobbing) That's just horrible.
 * Trixie: Wow...I never thought I'd say this, but...I take it back trying to spank you.
 * Kairi: But what happened to our homes doesn't mean the Richmen Society is a corrupt place. It is aware of how much damage it does and tries to repair the fractures. They gave your egg to me, and they sent us to the orphanage.
 * Spyro: How can you be sure they didn't just do that to hide their true intentions?
 * Cynder: Spyro, not that I'm sounding like I'm defendig those money hoggers, but I think you're over-reacting. They are the ones who even gave us a roof over our heads. Maybe certain members have a bad tendingcy to go too far, but, maybe there's at least a few good souls, that are, hopefully in higher ranks then certain members.
 * Trixie: Yes, we simply need to go. The Richmen Society is probably waiting for us. I know your not fond of them, but it's not like we can handle ourselfs.
 * Spyro:...Okay. But I should take this time to know the Society more. If they truly aren't as corrupt as you say they are, then I'll accept it. But if they aren't...then I'm afraid I won't know what to do any longer.
 * Riku: "Listen Spyro, if the RIchmen Socity is corrupted, or if we're dealing with CLEARLY bad members, we'll promise to be behind you."
 * Trixie: "Well, we have to get going before we're late!"
 * A limozene has parked by the Orphanage.
 * 6 Regel Gentlemen, (Protrayed by Tai Lung, Galaxhar, Makunga, Jungie, Hank Spooner (as a normal frog), and lead by Plankton) with A junior Exceptive (Boy Sora (I desided that not all of the Richmen Socity is evil, just a huge majority give or take exceptions which will be reveiled later)) who seems relucent to be around them, sat inside the Limo.
 * Galaxhar: "This miserable deathtrap is what the Richmen Socity's funding? What a clear waste of funding."
 * Makunga: "Well sadly, unlike our Vice-Presidents, the Real Head-Hunchos wants the Socity to actselly be NICE to the peasents! It's like trying to turn wolves into pets! Peasents are just animals, money hungry animals!"
 * Tai Lung: "Not to mention abunch of flithy pick-pocket thieves! That's why I took Kung Fu classes."
 * Hank: "Man, I seen deforested forests more beautiful this this garbage dump!"
 * Jungie: "And we have to eat here no less, by those undeserving peasents incharge of their cockarouch larva! Ew, I feel sick already, and I didn't even ate anything!"
 * Plankton: "Now, now, now, Brother Jun, Tai, Makung, Galax, and Hank. Let's be civil here. My newfound son/junior exceptive Sora came from that pile of trash- I mean, lovely establishment. Look, I'm not too fond that we have to "Entertain" this nonsense as well, but remember the Presidents are away on a very long business trip, and let our three MUCH more fun Vice-Presidents incharged. Impling we can do what we want without our soft-hearted leaders on our backs."
 * Sora just sighed.
 * Plankton: "So, the best we do is just humor what those lowlifes say. and the sooner we go through this nightmarish filth, the better we get to enjoy our ultamate business plan in the end, concernin that useless forest park AND these very children inside that establishment. Are we at Agreement Gents?"
 * Makunga: My thoughts exactly.
 * Plankton: "Glad we established something."
 * Goofy was their shoffer, who opened the car-door, and was met with Makunga punching him down when he exited. Goofy was then trambled by the other business men, while Sora was carring Plankton, avoiding trambling on Goofy.
 * Hank was laughing!
 * Hank: "I LOVE STOMPING ON THE IDIOT HELP!"
 * Tai Lung: So do I, Hank. So do I!
 * As the Richmen left, Donald Duck as a butler came out, and Picked Goofy up.
 * Donlad: "You ok, Goofy?"
 * Goofy: You know, that kinda hurt.
 * Donald: "Why do you put up with that?"
 * Goofy: "They're our bosses Donald. If we don't don't up with their abuse, they'll either deduct our pay, or, (gulp), even fire us."
 * Donald: (Sighs), Your right. Even I know getting fired isn't worth the risk of standing up to them.
 * Galaxhar knocked on the door of the Orphanage.
 * Galaxhar: "OPEN UP?! YOUR SUPERIORS DEMAND IT!"
 * Po's Voice: "JUST A SECOND!"
 * Makunga: Now that's just plain rude.
 * Po's voice: "I'm not being rude, we just need to set the table and-"
 * Tai Lung: "DOES IT MATTER IF YOU DRESS UP THAT JUNK YOU CALLED A TABLE OR NOT?! IT'S A ORPHANAGE FOR POOR PEOPLE?! I DOUBT YOU HAVE ANYTHING OF WORTH ANYWAY!"
 * Po's Voice: "Uh, Someone answer the door, quick!"
 * Trixie: Coming!
 * Trixie opened the door.
 * Trixie: "Ahem, good evening gentlemen."
 * Plankton: "Ah yes, good afternoon, worthless peasent and thanks for letting us-"
 * Plankton begins to smell something.
 * Plankton: "GAHH?! WHAT SMELLS LIKE A PEASENTS BATHROOM IN HERE?!"
 * Trixie blushed.
 * Trixie: "Uh, A new perfume I'm testing out called, "Ode De Toi-let"?"
 * Hank: "Is that french for something?"
 * Trixie: "Well, we are in Paris France after all, and uh-"
 * Plankton: "WHY THE BARNICLES WOULD YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE TOILET WATER?!"
 * Trixie: Don't Ask!
 * Jungie: "Just tell that useless wash-out Shifu to come out here now?!"
 * Trixie: Yes, sir. (Runs off)
 * Plankton jumps off of Sora's hand.
 * Plankton: (The villains enter) Well, this place seems pretty tidier than I thought it would be. I'm surprised they don't leave anything dangerous around he--EEEEEERRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE!!! (Slips on a wet floor)
 * SpongeBob: Careful, Mr. Plankton, I just mopped there.
 * Plankton: YOU IGNORENT BUFFOON!!! DON'T YOU KEEP A STINKING WET FLOOR SI--...uh, I mean, greetings.
 * Sparx: (Dubbed as Sid) Two words: Anger management. (Spyro slaps him) Ow!
 * Shifu comes in.
 * Shifu: Are you okay, Mr. Plankton?
 * Plankton: Of course I am. Do you ever have any wet floor signs once in a while?
 * Shifu: Sadly, our charity officer, Mr. Krabs, hasn't raised enough money for us to buy a wet floor sign.
 * Plankton: Well, do you usually get casualties like this very often?
 * Trixie: The Great and Caring Trixie needs to get back to work now--WHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! (Slips back into the toilet again) AARRGGGHH!! (Flushing is heard) UHHGH, IT WON'T STOP FLUSHIIIIING!!! (Makunga laughs at this)
 * Shifu: "Well, luckly, it only ends with something like we just witnessed, and with out nurse maid ending up smelling like toilet. Speaking of which- WELL WHOEVER IS NOT BUSY WITH SOMETHING ABIT MORE IMPOURENT, GET THE NURSE MAID OFF THE TOILET NOW?!"
 * Po's voice: "GAAHOOOH?! TRIXIE GOT HER HEAD STUCK AGAIN!?"
 * Shifu: Yes.
 * Po: (Appearing) That's the 8th time this week! (Runs up to Trixie and tugs on her)
 * Plankton: (Jumps into Makunga's ear) Uh, Makunga?
 * Makunga: Yeah, Mr. Plankton?
 * Plankton: DO NOT LAUGH AT THE NURSE MAID'S EXPENSE!!! (Makunga falls over)
 * Makunga: Sorry.
 * Junjie: Now, while the panda handles the pony in the toilet, we must get through with dinner.
 * Shifu: We are simply not ready yet.
 * Galaxar: We're not patient businessmen you know.
 * Shifu: You must wait. It takes a while for dinner to be prepared.
 * Plankton: Fine. Take all the time you need, we don't care.
 * Makunga: Yes we do! (Galaxar slaps him back to the ground)
 * Trixie: UGGGHHHH!!! WHY HAVEN'T WE GOTTEN A DAMN WET FLOOR SIGN YET?!?
 * Shifu: Calm yourself, Trixie. Go and do your job, and take another shower.
 * Trixie: GOD, I hope this toilet thing isn't a running gag.
 * (Trixie): I sure hope not.
 * Hank: "So, exactly what're we suppose to do until the crappest feist ever starts?"
 * Jungie punches Hank in the gut, causing a pained ribbit!
 * Jungie: "What he meant was, until the "most wonderious" feist by common folk is made."
 * Shifu: "Well, we have a Television in the living room, it's an old TV, and, it doesn't have alot of channels, but it'll keep you occupied until the food is ready. The only channels we have is news, a staticy Animal Planet, A channel filled with Jerry Louis Reruns, to our luck, The Hub Channel, our basicly only shorse of cartoons, and a cooking channel, which, oddly enough, is actselly the faverite of one of our orphans, Spyro. You see, he's kinda a fan of a popular chef who is like a spider verson of Chef Ramsey."
 * Plankton: "You mean Chef Al-La Creep? Why, we own his sorry little butt, AND the Network he's own!"
 * Spyro thinks: "The only sad truth about the channel, or every channel for that matter."
 * Plankton: "What's gold package stuff like that doing in a place like this? Are you one of those cable hackers?!"
 * Shifu: "No, by all means, good sirs, a friend of ours from one of your cable companies offered to provide only certain channels for only the smallist price allowed: a Penny per 7 weeks."
 * Plankton made the same freak out from where he needed to redecorate the Chum Bucket!
 * Plankton: "WHAT?!"
 * Jungie: "Well, I assure you this traitor will be fired if we ever find out who he/she/it is!?"
 * Hank: "Aw, who cares? Those channels are on a crap TV, so it's not like it's the most enjoyable thing in the world!"
 * Galaxhar: "Why alchorse, eventally it's vital shorses needed to keep it running will die out, or if for some reason, it would have to be, conbinsated. Like, right now."
 * As if on cue, two regel dressed Rhino Brutes are seen coming in, and then left with the old TV unplugged, along with a trashy old cable box!
 * Sparx: "And, there goes the TV."
 * Shifu: "Well, there's at least plenty of reading in the libery... It's mostly limited to, old novels the kids never touched, old news papers, and a crud load of Chef Al-La Creep cook books."
 * Hank: "I hate books. That's why I had all the Liberies of this world, closed down, destroyed, and replaced with something cooler, like, Fast-Food Restaurents."
 * (Twilight): "WHAT?!"
 * (Discord): I agree actselly, isn't that a little too dark even by your standards, Spyro?
 * (Spyro): "Well, yeah, but it was my dream, and he did say that."
 * (Icky): "Ok, aside from the obvious that he stated he hated books, WHY would he tear down liberies and replace them with chain fast food joints?"
 * (Spyro): I don't know, but that's just how a dream works. Things are often bizarre and unexplainable, others are explained and surprisingly cool, and once you wake up, you remember so little of it.
 * (Icky): "Then HOW the crap are you able to be telling us this if you don't even remember the story? That's kinda a huge plothole of this episode your telling a story you had from a dream perfectly well and yet you say you can't remember the dream well."
 * (Spyro): "Well, I remembered it well and NOW was because of the Dreamcatcher Kenai gave to us after our Brother Bear crossover. Soothsayer said this dreamcatcher is extra speical cause it enables you to remember dreams even if they were almost like 2 or 4 years ago."
 * (Icky): "Ok, that explains on how you remember a dream from Season 1 a fairly long time ago."
 * (Spyro): "But trust me, there's still things even I don't completely understood from, mainly a majority of our enemies being powerful business men, and that I'm obcessed with the woods for some reason."
 * (Discord): "And that tibit about Mr. Krabs being a Charity Officer. I know for sure that has to be from a dream, cause Krabby couldn't even handle a penny being thrown into a wishing well without getting himself stuck into it!"
 * (Spyro): Like I said, dreams are vivid and peculiar, and you don't have to explain them most of the time.
 * (SpongeBob): Besides, taking away the TV is pretty cruel for those guys.
 * (Spyro): Well, that's what happened, and it resolves itself in the end of my dream. Now back to the story.
 * Spyro: YOU BURNED ALL OUR BOOKS?!?
 * Hank: Of course. You have a problem with that?
 * Spyro: ("Don't tempt them, Spyro! Remember that child in juvenile hall!")...No.
 * Hank: That's what I like to hear.
 * Shifu: Well, if you take away that TV, there's certainly nothing for you guys to amuse yourselves with, isn't there?
 * Makunga:...He does make a good point, Mr. Plankton.
 * Plankton:...Okay, maybe I've been a bit harsh on these kiddies.
 * Sparx: You have. (Spyro smacks him) OW!
 * Plankton: Guys, plug the TV back in. (To the kids) But you're not off the hook entirely. We're still taking it with us when we leave.
 * Shifu: "Well, thank you for briefly being merciful with us."
 * Junjie: It's our pleasure.
 * Spyro: Yeesh, you're seriously gonna take away our only means of entertaining ourselves?
 * Hank: I thought you said you didn't have a problem with that...Were you all LYING to us?
 * Spyro: Uh, no. I wasn't.
 * Hank: Good. Now let's go, everyone. (The villains leave)
 * Sparx: "(Wispers): Gees, something tells me we DIFFENTLY got the BAD Richmen Socity Members."
 * Spyro: "(Wispers): "No kidding."
 * Po: "(As he was preparing the food): "So I said to the guy, "Ok fine, you may be a wolf, you may be the scariest bandit in Ha Zing Province, but your a lousy tipper!"! Like a boss."
 * Tai Lung: "That so? (Laughs), If you insulted such an imfamous bandit, then how are you still alive to this day?"
 * Po: Well...I didn't actually SAY that. But...I thought it in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?" (Serves the food) Order up.
 * Sparx: (Tries the soup) HOLY CRAP, I THINK MY TONGUE JUST GOT TWISTED! THIS IS AMAZING!!!
 * Plankton: Yes, I do admit, he does have good cooking. No wonder we chose him as the head cook of this orphanage. Of course, I would've dealt with a smaller bowl, but this is just fine.
 * Galaxar: I've tried a few of human kind's own recipes, but this, this is by far the most pleasant.
 * Makunga: "I'll admit, it's surprisingly good soup. It puts finist 5 star restuarent biscos to shame. But don't think for an instence it changes every concerning the TV."
 * Shifu: "Well, the TV was not the original subject of the reason your here."
 * Plankton: "Right, we're here so you could soften us up about the "Dept" your in... Well, this soup is a step in the right direction, I confess."
 * Jungie: "So, aside from television and, whatever's left of the book population, are there any other activities the little younglings enjoy?"
 * (Icky): "WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE CALLING KIDS WORDS LIKE THAT!?"
 * Shifu: "Well, there is the forest park. Spyro in particular enjoys going there. It, reminds him of a personal history."
 * Hank: "You mean that waste of space Hillsberry Woods Park we're tearing down soon for a Shoe Factory? HA! Tough luck! That place is in the way for the future in footwear! We're talking Sneakers as far as the eye can see! I can already envision those useless trees falling down by our powerful bulldosers! I can already see the space-wasting unsentient animals running for their lives already! Nothing but a bunch of dirty useless beggers! Espeically those progress blocking "Endangered Speices". You had ANY idea how many more cities and factories the world would have if it wasn't for idiot animal lovers like the Wildlife Federation, or Hippies? I say, screw this conversation crap and start the path of progress! So what animals die from it? It's their loss! (Spyro looked angry from it) And don't get me started on that bitch Jane Goodall, and that idiot Steve Irwin. Personally, I'm glad that talentless Austrillian died, (laughs cruely) AND BY A FREAKING STINGRAY NO LESS?! (LAUGHS LIKE A BIG JERK?!)"
 * Spyro couldn't take it anymore!
 * Spyro: "THAT TEARS IT?!"
 * Spyro pounced on Hank!
 * Spyro: "YOUR STUPIDITY AND GREED DISGUSTS ME!? FIRST YOU DESTROY VALUE SHORSES OF KNOWLEDGE TO OPEN CHAIN RESTUARENTS, THEN YOU JERKS TAKE AWAY OUR TV, NOW YOUR PLANNING TO TAKE AWAY HILLSBERRY AND TURNING IT INTO A USELESS SHOE FACTORY, AND THEN YOU INSULT GREAT ANIMAL DEFENDERS AND INSULT THE CROC HUNTER'S HONOR BY MOCKING HIS UNFORTUNATE FATE?! HIS LOVE ONES WERE BROKEN THAT DAY, YOU INSENSITIVE RETARD?!"
 * Spyro then proceeded to beat the crap out of Hank for his insolence!
 * Kairi: SPYRO, THAT'S ENOUGH!!! (Pulls Spyro off of Hank) STOP IT NOW!!!
 * Hank: Are you nuts, kid?!?
 * Spyro: HOW COULD YOU ALL BE SO CORRUPT?!? YOU CAN'T JUST TEAR DOWN THE PLACE I CALL MY OWN PERSONAL HANGOUT!!! YOU ALL TOOK AWAY MY HOME AND MY FAMILY, AND YOU EVEN TOOK KAIRI'S HOMETOWN!!! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT GREEDY, TREE-CHOPPING, SHOE-GNAWING BASTARDS WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT NOTHING BUT MONEY AND POWER!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO HAVE ALL THIS POWER, AND YOU SHOULD BE TAKEN DOWN!!!
 * Sparx: (Everyone gasps) Oh, now you've done it!
 * Plankton: He certainly has!
 * Makunga: SHOE-GNAWING?!?
 * Plankton: Shifu, this dragon has challenged our authority, AND assaulted a businessman, and he will NOT be forgiven for that! As far as we're concerned, your kids are forgetting their place. So let's shorten your debt time by taking away 10 hours of it.
 * Spyro: NO! I WON'T LET YOU TAKE AWAY OUR HOME AND EVERYTHING WE HOLD DEAR!!!
 * Shifu: Spyro, do not tempt them any further. They own this orphanage AND that playground.
 * Galaxar: That's right, boy! You remember what happened to your little buddy, Zack? The kid isn't doing too good in juvenile hall without any parental guidance.
 * Hank: But since you're doing worse than he did, I suggest we make you suffer a WORSE fate. Spending life in MILITARY SCHOOL!!!
 * Spyro: NO!
 * Plankton: Then I advise that you respect your superiors and NEVER do this again, or it's military school for you. Am I clear?
 * Spyro:...Yes!
 * Plankton: Good boy! It's settled then. You have 9 hours to pay back the debt, Shifu. Good luck finding a home for these kids if you don't.
 * Shifu: Yes, Mr. Plankton.
 * Plankton: Good. Let's go, boys. (All the villains leave out the door. Sora, the junior exceptitive, only looked back at the unfortunate souls of the orphanage with a apologenic look, then walks away without a word.)
 * Spyro:...(Runs through a door crying)...
 * (Twilight): Okay, Spyro, seriously? Military school?
 * (Discord): Yeah, that's a little too far, even for a former villain like me.
 * (Spyro): Well, that's what happened. A lot of controversial stuff happened in that dream. I didn't even enjoy it when I woke up from it. Kairi was the only person I told it to since it happened.
 * (Kairi): It's true. It all works out in the end, too. Trust me.
 * Plankton was laughing!
 * Plankton: "You did better then we thought Hank! Just like our plan in the TV room. We used that stupid Spyro kid's hippie nature to benifit our plans for free child labor for the shoe Factory."
 * Galaxhar: "Yes, finally, a use for you big mouth, Hank."
 * Hank: "Well, getting assulted by that freak wasn't part of the deal!"
 * Plankton: "Hey if it's any consulation, we weren't excepting him to assult you neither! We thought the worse he would've done was insult us, but THAT! Even I am actselly starting to think that if this kid ever makes it big, he could become a powerful enemy!"
 * Makunga: "Pfft, you worry too much! The sooner these nitwits fail to pay their dept, the better he can have him in a controled evioment in the Shoe Factory! We'll have him eating nothing but cockarouch infested gruel in minutes!"
 * Galaxhar: "Followed by mercless whipping and (Punches Goofy) beating!"
 * Tai Lung: "His spirit will shatter into nothing, like a piece of fragle fine china!"
 * Jungie: "He will be our bitch in an intence!"
 * Hank: "Yeah, and we'll make him eat dirt too!?"
 * the other business men look at Hank.
 * Hank: "Uh, second points for the, mercless whipping thing?"
 * Plankton: "All equily exsillent ideals, gentlemen. Wouldn't you agree, my son?"
 * Sora was sweating nerviously.
 * Plankton: "(Laughs), Now now, Sora my boy, you have my full permission to speak freely."
 * Sora: Well, not to be offensive or anything, but...wasn't that threat of sending him to military school too far?
 * Plankton: Maybe, but it made him flinch like a cat to a spray bottle.
 * Makunga: HEY!
 * Sora: Here's what I don't understand: Why destroy that park he likes? You've got plenty of shoe factories already.
 * Hank: Pfft, we weren't gonna do anything to that useless patch of crap anyway. It was too small for a shoe factory. We just needed a way to piss him off so we can make an excuse to shorten the payment time. We are really just looking for free labor out of otherwise useless orphans!
 * Jungie: "And disposing of the money hog that is the orphanage."
 * Sora: You guys say you're doing what's best for this world, but you do it by hurting other people's feelings and ruining their lives?
 * Plankton: We didn't make the rules! We just punish the people who don't follow them. Is that a problem?
 * Sora:...No.
 * Plankton: Good. Wouldn't want to be breaking your labor contract, would you? Now then, let's go to the head honcho, and tell him the good news. (The villains walk away while Sora looks at the orphanage nervously, and then walks away)
 * Spyro: (Lays on his bed crying in the pillow)
 * Kairi: (Knocks on the door) Spyro? Are you okay?
 * Spyro:...Come right in. (Kairi does that)
 * Kairi: Okay, Spyro, maybe those particular Richmen were clearlyl bad, but I'm sorry they had to treat you like that. If it helps, the Richmen that gave me your egg were NOTHING like that.
 * Spyro: It just isn't fair! They can't just treat us like we're their slaves! They don't deserve their power!
 * Kairi: Spyro, calm down!
 * Spyro:...Kairi...I need to tell you something.
 * Kairi: What is it?
 * Spyro: I just can't accept the fact that the Richmen Society isn't being fair with our lives, and control them. So I've decided...I'm running away.
 * Kairi: "Spyro please no!"
 * Spyro: "But everyone's gonna hate me now!"
 * Kairi: "Spyro, no one's gonna hate you."
 * Spyro: "I can't take the chance. I'm gonna leave leave soon. Not even YOU can talk me out of it. I'm gonna lose my faverite place, and my only home, so I may was well make myself absince before I screw everyone over again."
 * Kairi: "But, where will you go?"
 * Spyro: "I'm gonna be a loner. I'm not gonna have any clear direction. Just, a lone, nomadic lifesytile, in places away from the Richmen Socity, if that can be even possable."
 * Kairi sighed. She knows she can't stop this.
 * Kairi: "If you must, then I wish you luck."
 * Kairi gave a long, tearful hug to Spyro, who returned it.
 * Everyone else was listening to this, and was tearing themselfs.

(This song plays as the rest of the Richmen socity are introduse in the form of various villain leagers, Scourge Imperials, Team Nefarious Members, and a few OC villains. The Vice Presidents are Protrayed by Lord Cobra, Dark Dragon, and Dr. Nefarious.)

Equestia. Canterlot Castle. Dragon Realms, lonely street. Richmen HQ, basement. Richmen HQ, front desk. Vice-Presidents office. In A limozene on the road. Orphanage. Al-La Creep's Kitchen Later... Later, again... Later, again, again... Later, (3x again) 2 hours later... Tomorrow. Flashback. Present Kitchen Orphanage Meanwhile, at the Limozene. Richmen Society HQ Outside Limo Orphanage Later... A while later... A prolonged time of clean up later. Reality.
 * Cobra: "Richmen Socity, our Speaker, Brother Ratigan!"
 * everyone cheered as Ratigan in a richmen verson of his normal suit came forth.
 * Ratigan: "My friends, we are about to embark on the most toadish, the most profit expanding, the most brillient business plan that ever graced our luxsorious career, the business proposition to top all business plans, one that'll end in further wealth!"
 * Richmen cheered!
 * Ratigan: "So may I present: Brothers Plankton, Jungie, Hank, Tai Lung, Galaxhar, and Makunga, and their brillent plan!"
 * Tai Lung: Well, it's brilliant, alright. We just shortened the payment time on Shifu's Orphanage by tricking that purple dragon...Spyro, to be exact...into questioning our authority.
 * Cobra: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Dr. Nefarious: YOU IMBECILES!!! WE'VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES NOT TO GET THEM TO DO THAT!!!
 * Plankton: Why not, sir?
 * Dark Dragon: Think! Use that genius brain of yours! Brother Hopper told you about this for who knows how many times before! You let one person stand up to us, then ALL of them might stand up! They had you all outnumbered, for God's sake!
 * Cobra: You're all lucky they were too scared to aid that purple lizard!
 * Plankton:...(Chuckles) Sorry. It helped that we have diplomatic ammunity.
 * Dr. Nefarious: I want you all to give your word to never do that again.
 * Hank: "Ok, ok, ok! Gees, don't lose your cool!"
 * Ratigan: But at least one good thing came from that stunt you pulled.
 * Makunga: And what's that?
 * Ratigan: Our spies have told us that the dragon couldn't take the pressure any longer. He's planning to run away even as we speak. (Plays a recording)
 * (Spyro: I just can't accept the fact that the Richmen Society isn't being fair with our lives, and control them. So I've decided...I'm running away.)
 * Plankton:...(Chuckles) It just gets better and better for us, doesn't it? He surely won't be interfering in our plans anymore. What a wuss.
 * Dark Dragon: But you must make sure he doesn't do exactly that. He's a very powerful dragon, yet the only thing holding him back is his fear of us. And if he ever figures that out, there goes our chance to conquer everything he cares for!
 * Cobra: "Quite. Now, next item on the agenda: getting that blasted sun horse Princess Celestia off our backs! Brother Plankton claims he has a solution to that."
 * Plankton: "Why yes. Now, we all know she adopted those fillies and the dragon baby in light of a few mishaps and hold us against it for it, right?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Ugh, don't remind us."
 * Plankton: "So, what if that we show Celestia we're capable of messing her up if she doesn't back off!"
 * Cobra: "The Idea intrigs me. But, what exactly is it about?"
 * Plankton: "Let's just say, it involves that chef spider Al-la Creep, and one of Celestia's daughters. And I already hired someone to bring one of them in. HE'S A VISIOUS, COLD-BLOODED PREDATOR?!"
 * Gaul dressed like a mercenary is seen riding a speeder like in Star Wars across the Equestian Landscape, and torwords Canterlot Castle.
 * Gaul laughed as he sees Canterlot castle.
 * Fluttershy in regel attire with her friends, A unicorn Twilight cause this is an alternate Universe and that it was before Alicorn Twilight, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike, stayed in their room as Celestia was meeting with Lord Shen, Chi Fu, and Sir Hiss as the law advisers and ambassitors of Senator Ignitus. Fluttershy sighed as she heard Celestia getting upset.
 * Celestia: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NOTHING THAT COULD BE DONE TO STOP THE RICHMEN SOCITY?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "We're sorry your majusty, it's just that, Ignitus insisted already that the Founding Presidents who are his friends are his friends! There's no proof of corruption on the Richmen socity."
 * Chi Fu: "Also, they have Diplomatic ammunity, and the ability to sue goverments if they threaten their business and ahority."
 * Shen: "I'm sorry, dearest Celestia, but there's nothing Ignitus can legally do. Unless there's documented and proven proof, it, would generally look like your just bitching to them just to get attention!"
 * Celestia: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!! They've polluted our air with factories! They've taken innocent ponies' homes through taxes! THEY'VE THREATENED OUR KINGDOM'S SAFETY!!!
 * Pinkie: THEY'VE EVEN LET THE GIANT MONKEY MAN LOOSE INTO THE 9TH DIMENSION!!! (Everyone looks at her weird)...What?
 * Sir Hiss: "We're exceedingly apologenic Princess, but it's unfortunately out of our hands."
 * Applejack: "Everyone's suffering though thier unfairness! How's that not proof they're going too fer?!"
 * Chi Fu: "Look, we're not ignorent that the Richmen Socity may be abit to ambitious and require abit too much, but in all seriousness though, our Universeal Goverment wouldn't have been established properly if it wasn't for them! Our worlds would still be at war with eachother of it wasn't for the founding Presidents of the Richmen Socity."
 * Celestia: "I'm just saying the rest of the Richmen are NOTHING like the Founding Presidents. When the Founders came to apologies for the actions of their followers, it was a real apology, but when their Vice Presidents or other members did it, I sensed no such sincerity. Please listen, something very wrong is going on with the Richmen Socity, corruption is in the air, you three and Ignitus himself are just too afraid or too prideful or not powerful enough to actselly stop it fully!"
 * Chi Fu: "That's not true! We can make them stop at any day of our choosing!"
 * Celestia: "Then why not now?"
 * Chi Fu: "I did say, "our" choosing, your majusty."
 * Celestia groaned frustractingly!
 * Sir Hiss: "I honestly wish Ignitus could help in any other way, it's just that-"
 * Celestia: You know what? I'll get proof myself. I'll get some evidence and show it to the press. Once they hear it, the unfair Richmen Society members will be fired once and for all!
 * Sir Hiss: (Gasps) You're saying you wanna commit espionage?
 * Chi Fu: Your highness, that's a punishable offense to them. You could lose your kingdom.
 * Celestia: "I am not a fan of making two wrongs to make a right neither, but I am left with very little opitions. Ignitus is too afraid to risk his friendship to the only good Richmen in exsitence or possability his ability to be Uuniverseal Senator, to see the dead obvious truth that wool is being pulled over his eyes!"
 * Shen: "I'm not saying I'm a fan of those high and mighty burocrates myself or anything, but, the last one to try and expose their appearent "corruption" ended up jailed for the rest of his life....(Sigh), Poor B.W."
 * Sir Hiss: "Don't get us wrong your highness, no one in the senate, espiecally not Ignitus, is ignorent to any appearent mistreatment of made by the Richmen Socity, it's just that, corperations make controverseal moves all the time, they don't tend to end up faverable to the public putting money over basic common sense and understanding."
 * Celestia: "But at least when pushed hard enough, corperations in the past are MADE to understand their actions will not be acceptable!"
 * Chi Fu: "To be fair, THOSE corperations are not the Richmen Socity. They have Diplomatic ammunity, forcing us to stand aside. Ignitus may be the one who granted them the ammunity, but even he doesn't have that great of power over them."
 * Shen: "You just need to understand, Princess. It's not like they're gonna hire a ruthless mercenery to kidnap one of your daughters or any thing of the-"
 * Fluttershy: ARRRGGGHH!! (Everyone see her being taken by Gaul, who jumps out the window with her, cackling)
 * Celestia: FLUTTERSHY!!! NO!!! (Blasts at Gaul, but misses as he jumps off the Canterlot Perimeter) IS HE INSANE?!? That fall will kill him! (Celestia flies after him, but fails to realize that Gaul is hanging onto the ledge and holds Fluttershy's mouth)
 * Gaul: (Chuckles) See you later, Princess! (Climbs down the cliff, and safely to the ground with the other apes, retreating with them into a dark forest)
 * Celestia: What the--?!?...Oh, no! (Flies back to the Throne Room)
 * Twilight: Mother, where's Fluttershy?
 * Celestia: The dumb ape made off with her! Whoever it was, I'll see to it that he never eats another banana again.
 * Rainbow Dash: Then we must find her!
 * Applejack: Think it's workin' for the Richmen Society?
 * Celestia: No. They wouldn't dare abduct one of my daughters.
 * Sir Hiss: Can we be sure of that?
 * Celestia: Well, we can't leave it uninvestigated. I must have another chat with those Richmen Society members, Plankton, Makunga, Tai Lung, Junjie, and Hank. They are in charge of every public matter the RS has to deal with. I won't stop until I get some answers.
 * Rarity: We shall go with you, mother.
 * Celestia: No, you all will stay here. It's too dangerous.
 * Twilight: We can handle it. We've faced a couple of bad things before.
 * Celestia: Yes, but this is a governmental business syndicate we're talking about. I need to talk to the RS in the Dragon Realms. They're currently checking in on Shifu's Orphanage.
 * Applejack: But why the buck would someone kidnap Fluttershy? She's just an animal caretaker.
 * Rainbow Dash: Maybe they want her to clear out animals in a forest they're about to chop down.
 * Pinkie: Or they want to use her to take care of their guard dogs. (Everyone looks at her weird)
 * Celestia: Still, you all will stay here. Somepony will want to watch over her pets while she's gone.
 * Pinkie: Oh, boy! I'm good at taking care of animals!
 * Twilight: We all are, Pinkie. We all have pets, too!
 * Spyro is seen carring his things, walking among a dark, lonely path.
 * Spyro: (Sighs, and continues to walk down the path until he arrives at the park) Well, I guess it's just a time as any to say goodbye to this place.
 * ???: Spyro? (Spyro turns around to see Ignitus, Volteer, Terrador, and Cyril in Senator attires)
 * Spyro:...Senator Ignitus? What're you all doing here?
 * Ignitus: We overheard from Kairi that you left. We figured you'd be here of all places.
 * Spyro: Well...what do you want?
 * Cyril: Well, first off: Why run away? We know life with the Richmen Society is tough, but running away just isn't the answer.
 * Volteer: Plus, you might be too young to survive on your own. You're only 5 years old...16 in human years.
 * Spyro: (Sighs) I don't know. I just don't know what choice I have. And I'm not too young.
 * (Spyro): Just a reminder, 5 dragon years isn't really 16 human years. It's just an awkward characteristic conjured up by a silly dream. Dragon years are actually the same as human years. Me and Kairi were about the same age when Tyro sacrificed his heart to us.
 * (Discord): Who's Tyro?
 * (Kairi): We'll tell you later, Discord.
 * Terrador: Well, what did you mean by 'saying goodbye to this place'?
 * Spyro: Don't you know? The Richmen Society said they were gonna turn it into a shoe factory.
 * Ignitus:...Well, I don't know about that, Spyro. I know the Richmen Society, and I once heard that they think this place is garbage, and not a very useful land to claim.
 * Spyro: They said that? Then why say that to me--...Oh, boy! Those bastards have gone TOO far!
 * Volteer: What do you mean?
 * Spyro: They said that to tick me off so they can have a good excuse to shorten the payment time of our orphanage! I can't believe them!
 * Ignitus: Now, now, Spyro, calm down.
 * Spyro: I'd better tell the others about it, now! Thanks for the info, guys!
 * Terrador:...Er...you're welcome?
 * Spyro: (Flies back for the orphanage)
 * Ignitus:...Okay, I knew the Richmen Society was dark, but ticking Spyro off just to get the orphanage?
 * Cyril: That's just unforgivable!
 * Volteer: "But sadly, making depts shorter is not tecnecly considered illegal, and even if we could  hold them up on deceit, their protacted by Diplomatic ammunity Ignitus gave them, now cause of it, not even he can touch them and he's the one who gave them it."
 * Ignitus: "Well unless we can find something that not even Diplomatic amunnity can't protact, there's only so much we can do."
 * Terrador: "So unless we discover that they're commiting a conspiricty of some kind against ANY of their enemies, even if it's for something as mundane as just getting them to seize harazzing them, in the form of anything possable, we're asentually useless. And yet we wonder why Celestia gets rotinely upset with us."
 * Cyril: "Wait, Celestia? She's almost one of the rare few to actselly stand up, even rotinely try to force us and the Richmen Socity Presidents to reign it in. You don't suppose they might be crazy enough to attempt anything dark, do you?"
 * Ignitus: "Well if so, it's not like an eye witness is gonna randomly appear before us and-"
 * Celestia: (Teleports directly in front of them, and faces Ignitus)
 * Ignitus: And there we go.
 * Celestia: Senator Ignitus! My little girl, Fluttershy, has been kidnapped!
 * Cyril: Kidnapped?
 * Celestia: Yes. Some stupid ape came through and out my window with Fluttershy, and went off into a forest with her. I'm thinking this ape is with the Richmen Society.
 * Terrador: Did the ape have a RS Badge on him?
 * Celestia: I didn't see any badge. He must've hidden it to keep me from figuring out that he's from the Richmen Society.
 * Ignitus: Well, why would they want Fluttershy? She's just an animal caretaker.
 * Celestia: I don't know, but whatever it is, it can't sound good. I demand to have a meeting with Mr. Plankton and the others immediately!
 * Volteer: (Sighs) Here we go again.
 * Ignitus: "Now, Celestia, please understand that they don't have a very postitive opinion on you, so, there's little chance they would be willing to meet you, but, I'll, see if I can convince them to do so otherwise. Just promise me you don't give us a hard time if they say no."
 * Celestia sighed. She understood perfectly she wasnt very graceful interacting with them about these matters.
 * Celestia: "I understand perfectly there's only so much you can do with them."
 * Gaul brings in Fluttershy, tied up and gagged with a dirty sock.
 * Gaul: "Just as we agreed, Richmen."
 * Hank: "Aw yeah! Our mercenry did the job right!?"
 * Plankton: "And as we agreed, 9000$ dollars as payment for capturing the brat."
 * Gaul takes the money.
 * Gaul: "I'm curious though. Why have me charge you guys for kiddnaping one of Celestia's daughters, a mere animal caretaker no less?"
 * Plankton: "Let's just say, it's a complincated plan in the works."
 * Tai Lung: "Now, on to phase two, to disguise this brat as a common, everyday Non-Equestian pony, and convince and/or FORCED that Ramsley wanna-be Al-la Creep to turn her into dinner under our command unless Celestia agrees to back off!"
 * Gaul: "Uh, yeah, here's the, slight problem in your otherwise flawless plan. Celestia will be curious as to why a simple lowlife like me would suddenly have the balls to kidnap someone of value to her!"
 * Plankton stared balnkly at nothing. then he Facepalm herself!
 * Plankton: "DRAT!? WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARN ME THIS ONE HAPPEN?! ALCHORSE THAT DAMN HORSE WOULD SUSPECT US?!"
 * Galaxhar: "What if, we stage it to make it look like Gaul is actselly a radical terrorest upset with how we do things here and hates goverment in general?"
 * Hank: "That's crazy!" So Crazy......... I think it might work."
 * Plankton: "Everyone, to the Vice-Presidents' office! I got a counterplan for this problem!"
 * Celestia: "How dare you ask me if a have an apointment or not?! Do you not know who we are?!"
 * Yzma as a secretary: "Listen sister, I don't make the rules here, I just follow them, and those SUCH rules require all people who come into the Richmen Socity HQ are require to have a prior written apointment with ANY member of the group after it gets approved in a long, time-consuming progress. If you want, I could recimend you to have an apointment set in 60 to 1000 business hours and man-dates at a time of hour choosing, say, January 1st, the year 2000 and NEVER!?"
 * Celestia: "Oh come on?! I can't be THAT hated here?!"
 * Coffce is spilled on her!
 * Jafar as a Richmen socity member: "Oops! Buter-fingers!"
 * Jafar and other Richmen socity members laughed out loud!
 * Yzma: "HA! Well, maybe you should've thought of that when you started to harass us like HIPPIES?! We're through here, take her away, NEXT!?"
 * Ox Security Guards grab Celestia and started to drag her!
 * ???: "(SCREAMS)! HELP!? SOMEONE HELP US?!"
 * Yzma: "Huh?!"
 * Plankton and his allies came in!
 * Plankton: "SECURITY! THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU!? WE HAVE A PROBLEM?! A RADICALIST NAME GAUL HAS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND IS ASSULTING OUR VICE-PRESIDENTS! THEY'RE DANGER!?"
 * Celestia: "It's that ape no doubt!"
 * Celestia broke free of the guards and went to get to the top of the tower!
 * Plankton: "NO PRINCESS! IT'S TOO DANGERIOUS! (Wispers) Sucker."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "PLEASE SPARE US, I GROVEL AT YOUR MERCY?! WE'RE JUST FOLLOWING THE LAWS OF BUSINESS IS ALL?! IS THAT SO WRONG?!"
 * Gaul: (Pretending) Oh, hell no! You took away my home, and YOU NEED TO PAY FOR IT!!! (Takes out a sword)
 * Celestia: YOU! (Appears and faces Gaul)
 * Gaul: YOU!
 * Celestia: What did you do with my daughter?!?
 * Gaul: The yellow one? She's in good hands...for now.
 * Celestia: You'd better tell me where she is, monkey boy! (Charges up her horn)
 * Gaul: I hate to break it to you, but my sword can reflect magic as powerful as your--(Gets blasted)...Owch!
 * Dark Dragon: (To Cobra) Was her assaulting him part of the plan?
 * Cobra: Well, we need to keep her unaware of the yellow zoophile's whereabouts until it's time.
 * Dr. Nefarious: But don't worry. Gaul's will is strong! He'll never--(Dark Dragon covers his mouth)
 * Dark Dragon: Don't jinx us, you douche!
 * Gaul: APES!!! (An army of apes surround Celestia, and tie her up) It's too bad I brought my entire tribe for such an occasion, isn't it? (Chuckles) You'll NEVER find your precious daughter before it's too late. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to take care of. (All the apes and Gaul escape, leaving Celestia tied up in the ropes)
 * Celestia:...Er...is anyone gonna help me out?
 * Dr. Nefarious: Us? Nah, we're cool.
 * Celestia: Excuse me, I am royalty! I need HELP!
 * Cobra: What're you here for, anyway? Is it so you can scold us for doing what's best for the UUniverses?
 * Celestia: I was about to ask you if you had any hand in him kidnapping Fluttershy!
 * Dark Dragon: Well, it definitely wasn't us. Why else would that bastard ape attack us?
 * Celestia: Why exactly DID he attack you? And why wasn't there any guards around to stop him AND his apes?
 * Cobra: They incapacitated our guards, of course. And he said we took away his home.
 * Celestia: Okay, you do realize I can sense truths and lies, right?
 * Cobra, Dr. Nefarious, and Dark Dragon stared blankly.
 * Cobra (Wispers): "Just our luck Plankton forgot about that as well!"
 * Dr. Nefarious (Wispers): "Now what do we do?"
 * Dark Dragon (Wispers): "Just staill her until Plankton and the others get her out of the damn building!"
 * Hank: "WE BARELY GOT THE CHANCE TO GIVE HER A PROPER NON-EQUESTIAN PONY DISGUISE?!"
 * Galaxhar: "NO TIME!? WE HAVE TO DROP HER OFF TO THAT SPIDER AS SOON AS POSSABLE?!"
 * Spyro: "AND THAT'S WHAT GOING ON!? THE RICHMEN SOCITY TRICKED ME INTO ATTACKING THEM JUST AS A DUMB EXQUSE TO SHORTEN THE DEPT!?"
 * Kairi: Whoah, Spyro, calm down! You could at least tell us the news in a quieter tone.
 * Trixie: Yeah, it's really disturbing--(Slips on a wet floor)
 * SpongeBob: TRIXIE!!! (Trixie slips into the toilet again)
 * Trixie: AW, C'MON, NOT AGAIN!!! (Flushing is heard)
 * (Trixie): Okay, now you're making Trixie mad.
 * (Spyro): Well, I hate to say this, and I'm totally prepared if you throw a temper-tantrum, but in my dream, this happens a LOT!
 * (Trixie): WHAT?!?
 * (Spyro): Yeah, sorry.
 * (Trixie): You are so freaking dead if this happens more than 5 times!
 * (Spyro): Okay, fine, I promise you it won't happen more than that. I mean, it did happen ALOT in this story, but, like Gingy on his story, I'll delcair the other times to be just filler and not even bother addressing them after one last joke.
 * (Trixie): For your sake, I hope you're right. and I WILL BE SURE TO MAKE YOU HOLD UP TO IT?!
 * Po: NOT AGAIN! (Pulls Trixie out of the toilet)
 * Shifu: Anyway, this is serious! They must desperately want this orphanage.
 * Cynder: I agree. They're even willing to cheat in order to get it.
 * Sparx: THOSE SONS OF SNITCHES!!!
 * Missing Link: "Snitches?"
 * Sparx: What? It's a real word. It's better than it's cuss word rhyme. As in that 'Golden Snitch' from Harry Potter.
 * Cynder: Should we bring this up to the Richmen Society?
 * Shifu: No. But I sense something else going on. Something bad.
 * Spyro: I do, too.
 * ???: Shifu? (Ignitus and the others arrive)
 * Shifu: (Bows to them) Senator Ignitus.
 * Kairi: Hello.
 * Ignitus: I think it's best you guys should know that Celestia's at it again.
 * Kairi: (Sighs) Oh, boy.
 * Cynder: She always seems to get in trouble for doing what she thinks is right. I'm surely not surprised.
 * Cyril: But she says it's because one of her daughters has been kidnapped by an ape.
 * Sparx: Which one?
 * Terrador: Fluttershy.
 * Sparx: Wha--Why would he want her? She's just an animal caretaker.
 * Volteer: She said she thinks the ape works for the Richmen Society.
 * Spyro: Well, it might actually work, won't it? She can sense honesty, right?
 * Ignitus: Yes, but that hasn't necessarily helped her the last few times. We need to help her before she does something that could get her ostracized.
 * Shifu: But what can we do? They've got diplomatic immunity, so we can't do nothing about it.
 * Cyril: We don't know, but what I do know is that Fluttershy isn't gonna be given a warm welcome.
 * Spyro: Well, I don't care. I think I should try and save Fluttershy myself.
 * Kairi: Spyro, you can't!
 * Spyro: Kairi, they're holding Fluttershy hostage, we can't just sit here and do nothing!
 * Kairi: Spyro, think about what they did to Zack! Think about what they said they were gonna do to you!
 * Spyro: "Ya know what? SCREW JUVINAL HALL, AND MILLITERRY SHCOOL!?"
 * Sparx: "DAY-UM!?"
 * Spyro: "I am not gonna stand by and let some innosent pony suffer cause the Richmen Socity wants her to suffer! That is, if they're even involved on this that is!"
 * (Icky): "Wow, anyone noticed that this story is changing to be a about a cooking show to, straight-forword "Corperations Suck" propaganda?"
 * (Spyro): "Yeah, Tman desided to celebrate his birthday by desiding to be abisnce FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK?! So the comcept about Spyro getting the chance to be with his faverite cooking hero and going through hardship of Al-La Creep being kinda a jerk and having a bonding exspearience kinda got shot in the foot here cause MSM does things abit too quickly."
 * (Cynder): "To be fair, we been stuck on this episode since 2013, so, don't you think it's about time we get this over with already?"
 * (Icky): "Well, how are you gonna make the whole "You go through a tough exspearience with the idol of your dreams turning out to be a jerk" thing work before the story gets finsihed quicker then Gingy's story."
 * (Spyro): "Well luckly, that's when the most unlikely person to adopt comes into the picture, right when I was just about to inspire everyone to finally stand up to the richmen socity.
 * Suddenly, the sound of a door being barged forceability open by a Giant, Brown Recluse French Chef.
 * Spyro gasped!
 * Spyro: "OMG, IT'S CHEF AL-LA CREEP!?"
 * Chef Al-La Creep: "I am here on le business of adopting a child to be my new aprrendise.... My last one, I had fired recently for messing up a simple PB'N'J sandwich of all things."
 * Spyro: "OH, OH, OH, ME ME!? I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!?"
 * Chef Al-La Creep: "(Completely ignoring Spyro's offer) So, I am wondering if one of these simple commoners would like to be my new assisent. I'll do this with one simple test: make a simple Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich, in only the finest white bread abiliable, and we might talk."
 * Spyro: (Has already made an exact PBJ Sandwich) Done.
 * Chef Al-La Creep: (Sighs) mon Dieu! (French: My goodness!) Alright, fine. You wanna be on my show, monsieur, then be my guest.
 * Spyro: YES!
 * Cynder: Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on there, Spyro. You might wanna think about this for a split second.
 * Spyro: Why?
 * Cynder: You've been told by the Richmen Society that he's contractually obligated to them, haven't you? They own his business AND his show, don't they? So...maybe you should think about it for a second.
 * Spyro:...Well...Eh, what the hell, let's get this show on the road.
 * Chef Al-La Creep: Magnifique! Follow me, Spyro! (Walks out the door with Spyro, and the door closes)
 * Kairi:...(Sighs) Just our luck.
 * Shifu: Somebody must go with them to keep an eye on him. Al-La might be far from trusting since his business is owned by the Richmen Society.
 * Kairi: I'll do it.
 * Sparx: Me, too.
 * Cynder: Me, three.
 * Shifu: No. Only one.
 * Kairi: One? But Shifu, we might need more than one person on our side in case one of us gets caught.
 * Shifu: You all have proven to take care of yourselves a bit, haven't you? Kairi, you've taken a few martial arts classes since you were 14, right?
 * Kairi: Well, yeah.
 * Shifu: And Cynder, you're as powerful as Spyro is, right?
 * Cynder: Of course.
 * Shifu: And Sparx...well...I don't know how you can do that, but I think you still can.
 * Sparx: Yeah, THAT'S helpful.
 * Shifu: So I think since Spyro trusts Kairi more than anyone else, that she should go. However, since this isn't a Kairi centeristic story, Cynder should go.
 * Cynder: "Thanks. Spyro trusts me just enough as he does to Kairi. I'll, see what I can do."
 * (Kairi): "Sometimes, I can't help but think the Producer hates me."
 * (Spongebob): "No, he just doesn't like you being the center of fetishy attention by Tman all the time. He thinks your an Ok Kingdom Hearts character, he's just bit choosey about wanting to make you the main center of attention since he intended this series to be no different then a wacky surreal saterday morning TV show like comedy, and the dramatic stuff that ended up coming from Tman, and being inspired by that Dragon Age game, well, the producer felt he kinda lost his sight and his way with the series."
 * (Icky): "And we ended up earning MORE critics as a result."
 * (Spyro): " This series may have ups and downs, but we eventally learned that even something like our series can be enjoyable if you don't except it to be as perfect as the Mona Liza, even if it's the most random thing like our Wonderland Crossover, you can find enjoyment out of everything, and almost anything. Well, back to the story."
 * Chef AL Creep: Welcome, my boy, to ze kitchen.
 * Spyro: As it appears in the show, too. My goodness.
 * Chef AL Creep: Tell me, do you have any cooking experience?
 * Spyro: Thanks to you, I do.
 * Chef AL Creep: Magnifique! Let us start with ze basics...
 * Spyro: (Continues cooking)
 * Chef AL Creep: What are you doing?
 * Spyro: Uh, I'm cutting vegetables, of course. That's what you--
 * Chef AL Creep: (Dubbed as Colette from Ratatouille, cutting the vegetables at a fast pace as Spyro watches nervously) No! You waste energy and time! You think cooking is a cute job, eh? Like Mommy in the kitchen? Well, Mommy never had to face the cooking order when they come flooding in, and every dish is different and none are simple, and all of the different cooking times, but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect! Every second counts, you CANNOT be MOMMY!
 * Spyro:...Er...Okay, then. (Chuckles) Got it. It's a good thing I know you tend to be like Chef Ramsey. Your best known to be, criical.
 * Chef AL Creep: (Spyro is making a mess at the kitchen) What the hell is this?
 * Spyro: Well, I, uh, I was gonna cle--
 * Chef AL Creep: (Dubbed as Colette again) Keep your station clear! When the orders come, what will happen? Messy stations slow things down. Food doesn't go, orders pile up, DISASTER!
 * Spyro: Er...
 * Chef AL Creep: So, I'll make this easier to remember: keep your station clear, or I WILL LE FIRE YOU! Like I did to my last assisent! (Walks away)
 * Spyro:...(Chuckles nervously) Okay, I'll take that under advisement! (Chuckles)
 * Chef AL Creep: (Spyro has greased up appendages) Oh, Grande Scot! (French: Great Scot!)(Dubbed as Colette once again) Your arms look like you threw up on them. You keep this up, you'll be making your customers sicker than snot! Keep your hands and arms in, close to the body, like this, see? Always return to this position. Cooks move fast, sharp utensils, hot metal, keep your arms in, you will minimize cuts and burns and keep your sleeves clean. Mark of a chef: messy apron, clean sleeves.
 * Spyro: Well, okay, I'll keep that in mind--
 * Chef AL Creep: YOU'D BETTER KEEP THAT IN MIND, MONSIEUR! I always see you screwing up for someone who is my biggest fan! Clearly, you haven't been paying attention!
 * Spyro: I have problems, okay? My arms sometimes have a hard time cooking since they're basically legs. I mean, granted, my clawed hands/feet sometimes do very well enough, but sometimes the plot, like just now, desides to be a jerk and mes with me like they suddenly don't do well.... It makes little sense, I know. But I try hard, okay?
 * Chef AL Creep: Great. Then do not let it happen again! (Walks away)
 * Spyro:...Yeesh!
 * Spyro: Okay, sir. I've gotten an entire day over with, and I never screwed anything up.
 * Chef AL Creep: Magnifique! I knew I could count on you, Spyro! And here, I thought you were a weird enthusiast of me!
 * Spyro: (Chuckles) No, not really. I'm just, a strong fan. I'm sorry if the plot made me into a goofball.
 * Chef AL Creep: Well, good night. I'll just leave you to stay here and sparkle the place.
 * Spyro: You...you want me to stay here and clean?
 * Chef AL Creep: Is that a problem?
 * Spyro: Uh...no.
 * Chef AL Creep: Good boy! See you tomorrow! (Leaves, and Spyro sees a HUGE mess, and groans)
 * Spyro: Well, this stinks! (Starts to clean)
 * Spyro: (Fallen asleep, and Cynder appears from the shadows)
 * Cynder: Spyro? (Touches Spyro and shakes his shoulder) Spyro? Wake up!
 * Spyro: Wha-(Snorts) I'd like some peppers!...(Sees Kairi)...Cynder? What are you doing here?
 * Cynder: Not easy being in the cooking business, huh?
 * Spyro: Yeah, probably not. (Chuckles). I mean, I had fully acknowledge that since Al-La Creep is like Ramsey, alchorse he is gonna be, demanding. But wow, he was ALOT more demanding then what was shown on TV.
 * Cynder: "Well, I'm just here to remind you that you have to remember he's under the employment of the Richmen Socity. That means if the Richmen ever discover you were adopted by him, they'll force La Creep to be even worse then what you may've gone through, or even just straight-forwordly fire you."
 * Spyro: "I already have a stragity: Just stay out of sight when the Richmen Socity come."
 * Cynder: "Well, then you better at least make sure you and La Creep are on the same side, you know, incriese your chances earning Al La Creep's goodside."
 * Spyro: "Well, he doesn't live very far from here. In fact, he has a Star Room just down the hallway, possability to pack his things. But d'oh, he porbuly had them all packed by now. But again, that's no problem, he doesn't live too far from here. So, I have to clean up this mess. I think I'm almost down."
 * Cynder: "Yep, your just, 4, 6 stains of greese and food done. I'll help for abit so you can have the chance to see him."
 * Spyro: "Actselly, now that I think about, I suspect he may be crankier when awaken, so, I think it's best to wait until Tomorrow."
 * Cynder: "Ok. I'll be around if you need me. I'll stay hidden the best of my ability."
 * Spyro: "Thanks. And, the help with the cleaning thing? Thanks, but, I got it covered now."
 * The Kitchen was cleaned, with Spyro taking a well deseve nap.
 * Suddenly, he awoke to singing sounding like this. It was Al-La Creep cooking up some fish and crabs, unsentient ones mind you.
 * Spyro: "Hey Mr. Al La Creep."
 * Chef Al La Creep: "Oh, Spyro. I seen you awoke. Normally, I wouldn't tolerate my chefs slacking off, but at least you cleaned up the kitchen, so, I allowed it for this one time. I felt I was, abit hard on you then what was generally expected from my reputation as a tough chef. It's just that my bosses, the Richemn Socity, are the most terrorable bosses to me. They pay me like a Fast Food Restaurent Fry Cook, a pitiful midimum wage, like all I do is cook burgers in a greesy food joint! Distasteful ingrets! I cooked for the finest Kings and Queens of the United Universes, gave the Senators the most maninific birthday cake made with shreeded gold, AND THIS is the thanks I le get? Sometimes I wonder why the Richmen are allowed to do these things?"
 * Spyro: "Diplomatic Ammunity?"
 * Chef Al La Creep: "HA! It is but a title! It won't protact them if the people finally desided their stupidity has gone too far and give them something to cry about?!"
 * Spyro: "But, they done a good job keeping people in line. They punished a poor kid named Zack for doing that once."
 * Chef Al La Creep: "...... I know of, this Zackery, you spoke off."
 * Spyro: "You do?"
 * Chef Al La Creep: "He was, my actiist minded Step-son."
 * Spyro: ".... Zack was your son?"
 * Chef Al La Chef: "It's...... Difficult to say....."
 * (La Creep): "I wasn't always THAT big of a grouch. I ran a fairly peaceful business as a Chef. I was still strict, and had my asertitness, but nothing like what you went through. Zackery, was my pride and joy. He wasn;t biologicly my son, being A Jumping Spider. Oh by the way, I was married to a Jumping Spider. My life was perfect.... That is until, by bosses desided to actselly personally come and tell me that they're deducting my pay again."
 * Chef Al-La Creep: "YOUR REDUCING MY PRICE-RANGE TO THAT OF A FAST-FOOD JOCKEY?!"
 * Jungie: "Now try not to take this the wrong way Creep, it's just that we have ALOT of ambitious projects to persue, and, alot of the shows on the network all had to go through budget cuts and reduced payment. We ensure you it'll be for a brief time."
 * Chef Al-La Creep: "BUT YOUR KIND OF PROJECTS TEND TO TAKE YEARS TO COMPLETE?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Oh trust me, a reducement of your pay, I think, is better then getting ALL TOGATHER CANCELED?!"
 * Chef Al-La Creep gulped.
 * Zack: "Hey, you stupid jerks can't treat my father like that?! You do you think you are?! I'm gonna report you assholing butt-fuckers to Senator Ignitus and get you shit-eaters disbanned!?" (Zack dailed up his Cell phone)
 * (La Creep): But it didn't work. He got furious when he learned the RS had diplomatic immunity, and as a result, he was placed under house arrest, unable to leave the orphanage.
 * (Spyro): When did that happen?
 * (La Creep): Well, remember when you left for that vacation in Destiny Islands, and left Zackary to watch the place because he needed to learn to take care of himself?
 * (Spyro): Oh, yeah.
 * (La Creep): He was stuck with that electric band on his leg for over a week, and as the RS's power over the people of his town grew, so was his anger. His house arrest expired 3 days before you came back.
 * (Spyro): Why didn't he tell me this before?
 * (La Creep): Because he was scared that he would be punished for it. But that selfless act wasn't what ruined him entirely.
 * (Spyro): Yes, I know. I was there when it happened.
 * Zack: Guys! (Jumps over to Spyro and the other orphans) I finally did it!
 * Kairi: Did what, Zack?
 * Zack: I finally got video proof of the Richmen Society's evil deeds! It will prove once and for all that they're corrupt!(Plays a small tape recorder)
 * (Cobra: That Zack kid has been nosing about in our business for too long! He's--) (Suddenly, the tape recorder is shot by a bullet, and men in suits with RS badges arrive and grab Zack)
 * Sparx: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Zack: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * RS Soldier: Zack Al La Creep, you are under arrest for espionage and high treason in the name of the Richmen Society.
 * Zack: LET ME GO!!! HELP!!
 * Shifu: (He, Trixie, Po, and SpongeBob arrive) What is going on in here?
 * RS Soldier #2: This child is being arrested! He has been commiting espionage against us and has challenged our authority!
 * RS Soldier #3: And for his crime, he is going before the Head Masters of the RS immediately!
 * Trixie: (Sighs) AGAIN?!?
 * Zack: GUYS, HELP!!!
 * Shifu: Sorry, Zack. They own us. We gotta follow the rules.
 * Zack: NO! THEY ARE BASTARDS!!! THEY ARE CRIMINALS!!! I HAD PROOF AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO EXPOSING THEM!!! THEY'RE PLANNING TO--
 * RS Soldier: (Squeezes him) SILENCE! You are coming with us! (The soldiers walk away with him)
 * Zack: HELP!!! PLEASE, SHIFU!!! HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!! (Starts crying)
 * Kairi: Shifu, we gotta help him!
 * Shifu: No. Once the RS makes up it's mind, nothing will stop them. We will be punished for treason.
 * Zack: HELP ME!!!
 * (Spyro): The next day, he was sentenced to juvenile hall for 5 years. He's still there today...or at least I THINK he is. I feel horrible for him. He must still be mad at us for not doing anything to save him, and at the same time, be mad at the Richmen Society. I never heard what they were planning to do with us, but I had a great idea that Zack was THIS close to exposing their true colors.
 * Spyro: And that's one of the many reasons why I really HATE them! Especially since they threatened to send me to military school last night.
 * La Creep: (Sobbing) It still gives me nightmares, too. (Sniffs) The only family member I had left was gone. Nobody else was there to see me grow up. But still, their diplomatic immunity makes them almost invincible.
 * Spyro: Unless you show their true colors to the press, which Zack was this close to doing?
 * La Creep: Oui oui. I wasn't able to hear what he knew either. But they threatened to fire me if I tried to stop them. (Sniffs)
 * Spyro: If only we knew what they were up to. Then I could put them in their place...But now, they're threatening to take away our orphanage in only...1 HOUR?!?
 * La Creep: "Sacle Blue! That is concerning! Tell you want, i'll help you slam down their dept cheat attempt by giving you a sum of my fortune I was able to held thanks to me threatening to call the Founding Presidents if they taxed me silly. The Founding Presidents are the only ones they would ever fear, espeically the Vice-Presidents."
 * A Female Duck chef came in!
 * Female Duck: "Misour Creep, it's Mr. Plankon and the Richmen Socity! Their Limo came in!"
 * La Creep: "Triple Sacle Blu!"
 * Spyro: "I can't let them see me! I, kinda got into a bad scrap with them when they provoked me into attacking them by saying they were to tear down the forest park!"
 * La Creep: "Then don't stand there like Le Idi-ot! Hide in my trash can!"
 * Spyro did just that!
 * La Creep closed the lid, as the Richmen Socity came in with a burlap sack.
 * Plankton: "Creepy, Baby! What's shaking our big ratings catching money making giant spider who cooks?"
 * La Creep: "Oh, I was just about to be ready for the upcoming speical I am making soon. I invited the finest chefs from across the United Universe. The Speical is most anpisipated, It wil attract millions of viewers, why, it's also gonna be the first I am gonna have a live audience! This, I ensure, is going to garrintie Money and ratings of a lifetime."
 * Jungie: "That is wonderful news."
 * Plankton: "Yeah yeah, that's great, but you wanna know what will be even greater and would REALLY drag in the crowds? If you did the impossable: make horse meat actselly editable!"
 * La Creep: "Exqusa moi? That's imposseblah! Horse meat is the most ransid, foul tasting meat in history! Even cooking it will not impove apawn it! Something like THAT will taste even remotely barable only by the rarest spice of all the dragon realms: The Golden Meat Sauce."
 * Plankton brings out that!
 * Plankton: "Toot-toot!"
 * La Creep: "LE WHAT!? How did you get this?"
 * Makunga: "We're rich, we can do what we freaking please."
 * Plankton: "Now, inside this bag is the..... (Reveils Fluttershy poorly painted, dyed brown hair, with a false long gated nose lthat is a Toilet Paper roll, and her mouth had a feed bag strapped tight into it) The Rare Long Nose Peruvian Yellow Wing Non-Equestian Pegicious Pony. It's considered to be the last of it's kind. The WF declaired it pointless to try and give it a endangered speices status, so we desided it's kind should go out witha bang! Your gonna turn this creature into your famous French Shrimp on the Barbie Baby Back ribs, and serve them to EVERYONE in the studio audience!"
 * Galaxhar: "Provided if they're not Vegitarian."
 * La Creep: "Uh, question..... Why does it have tatoos of butterflies on it's butt?"
 * Makunga: It's a birth mark. Something they always seem to get.
 * Fluttershy: MMMPPPHHH!!! MMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHH!!! (Struggles to break free)
 * La Creep: Odd, it seems to be the same size as an Equestrian Pony.
 * Galaxar: It's only an adolescent. But you don't have to worry about killing it yourself. It's wounded. (Makunga scratches a huge wound into Fluttershy, but luckily, it's not fatal)
 * Fluttershy: (Muffled crying is heard)
 * La Creep: Oh, poor thing.
 * Fluttershy: MMMPPPPPPHHHH!!! MMMPHH-HMMPPH-MMPH-HMMPH!!! MMMPPH!!!
 * Spyro: (Peeking out and seeing everything, gasps) Fluttershy! So it WAS them!
 * La Creep: Well, I guess it's pointless to try and heal it, so I guess I should put it out of it's misery. (Walks away)
 * Plankton: (Chuckles) This will work perfectly! Nothing will possibly ruin it.
 * Tai Lung: Uh, Mr. Plankton? Slight problem!
 * Plankton: How slight?
 * Tai Lung: Her tears are wiping off the paint! (Fluttershy's tears are literally wiping the paint off of her face as she continues crying)
 * Plankton: Aw, Sheppard! Somebody get me some permanent paint!
 * Makunga: If I would bring up something bad, sir, who would want to eat horse meat covered with a special spice, and COVERED IN PAINT?!?
 * Plankton:...Crap, I guess I hadn't really thought about that, either.
 * Junjie: Maybe you should've thought this plan through.
 * Plankton: Oh, shut up! I'll get it fixed! (Fluttershy cries louder and more tears wipe her entire face from the paint) Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!
 * La Creep: Is something wrong, guys? (The villains hide Fluttershy in the sack again)
 * Plankton: Uh, nothing. It's just...we were trying to make sure the pony doesn't cause any injury.
 * La Creep: It's still alive? And why is there a brown stain on the sack? (The stain is coming from the paint wiped off by the tears as Fluttershy is still crying)
 * Makunga: That's blood.
 * La Creep: Then why is it brown?
 * Makunga: This sack is brown, isn't it, so it's changing the color a bit.
 * Spyro: I can't believe how cruel they're treating her! They just wounded her!
 * Junjie: Don't worry, we got it all under control. (The villains try to restrain Fluttershy, and Spyro signals La Creep while they were not looking)
 * La Creep: Uh, guys, would you excuse me? I just realized I need to take out the trash.
 * Plankton: Whatever you need. Just don't be out long. We've got to handle...a debt in about 55 minutes.
 * La Creep: Right. (Carries the trash can into the kitchen while struggling with how heavy Spyro is)
 * La Creep: (Spyro pops out of the trash can) What is it, monsieur?
 * Spyro: That's no Long-Nose Peruvian Yellow Wing Non-Equestian Pegasus Pony! That's Fluttershy, one of the daughters of Princess Celestia!
 * La Creep: What?
 * Spyro: I forgot to tell you about that. Senator Ignitus told me they might've kidnapped her, and Princess Celestia is here to deal with it! They must've done it to keep the Princess off of their case! But it stinks for them because it only made her on their case even more.
 * La Creep: Sacre bleu!
 * Spyro: But just lay low! I think I have a plan now! This might be the perfect information to take the corrupt RS members down! If the press gets word of this, they'll be all over them like peanut butter and jelly in a sandwich. But we can't let them know that we know.
 * La Creep: Well, what do we do?
 * Spyro: You find a way to stall them and keep them thinking that you think it's not Fluttershy! I'll see if I can get help. (Suddenly, the villains burst the door open, and see everything)
 * Plankton: Well, well, well! You're plotting against us, huh?
 * Makunga: Oooh, snap, you are in serious trouble, my friend!
 * Tai Lung: Surely you do realize that we're gonna have to punish the both of you for this.
 * Spyro: Not without a fight, you won't!
 * Junjie: (Kicks Spyro to a wall, and knocks him out) Too bad. (They carry Spyro)
 * Plankton: La Creep, I am VERY disappointed in you for hiring this traitor! Which is why you're gonna be FORCED to kill the yellow pony and serve it in public.
 * Hank: And don't even think about double-crossing us, or we're gonna cancel your show AND shut down this place. No excuses!
 * La Creep:...(Sighs) Yes, sir.
 * Plankton: Now you're coming with us so we can keep an eye on you. MOVE IT! NOW! (They push La Creep into the limo, and they drive off)
 * Cynder: (Watching the whole thing) I've gotta warn the others! (Flies off)
 * Cynder: ...And they took Spyro and La Creep into their limo! They're planning to make appetizers out of Fluttershy, and it's a safe bet they'll be holding onto their threat of sending Spyro to military school!
 * Kairi: No! I can't believe this!
 * Trixie: Yeesh, they're going too far with their power, aren't they? And they called me crazy--(Slips, and falls into the toilet again) OOF!!! UHHGH, THIS TOILET HASN'T BEEN FLUSHED, GROSS!!! (Is heard barfing)
 * (Baby Cakes): (Giggling)
 * (Trixie): OKAY, THAT'S WAY TOO FAR!!!
 * (Spyro): Calm down, Trix. Remember what I said.
 * (Discord): I wouldn't be bothered by her head getting stuck in a toilet.
 * (Trixie): Shut up, chimera!
 * Kairi: We gotta do something! We might never see him again!
 * Sparx: We're gonna have to find a way to get evidence of their plans, and show it to the public.
 * Shifu: Yes. It's the only thing their diplomatic immunity can't protect them from.
 * Kairi: Looks like we'll have to get it by spying on them! They can take away our homes, AND our amusement, but I DRAW THE LINE WHEN THEY THREATEN MY BEST FRIEND!!!
 * Shifu: But let's focus on paying back the debt!
 * Cynder: Oh, right, I should tell you that La Creep said he was willing to offer Spyro some of his fortune before they got caught. It might be our only chance.
 * Po: Are you saying you're planning to STEAL it?
 * SpongeBob: That's crazy!
 * Cynder: We don't have a choice! If we don't get it soon, who knows what'll happen? We've got only 43 minutes!
 * Po: "Trixie is the only one with magic capable of getting us anyhere, AND SHE'S STUCK IN THE TOILET AGAIN!?"
 * Suddenly, Trixie dramaticly got her head out on her own!
 * (Spyro): "Consider this as my way to apologies for using that joke, Trix. No hard feelings?"
 * (Trixie): Pfft, you're lucky, you winged lizard! If the next, and hopefully last one isn't as worse as THIS one, then YOU'RE gonna be an appetizer!
 * (Gilda): Who the hell would want to eat dragon meat? They're blood is flammable!
 * (Trixie): So is vodka, but that doesn't do much other than make you dream and stay awake at the same time.
 * (Devon): That's pretty sick, lady!
 * (Spike): I agree.
 * (Trixie): Please, a dragon tried to eat you before, didn't it?
 * (Spike): FYI, that dragon who attacked me and Twilight when I ran away out of jealousy from her pet owl wasn't trying to EAT me! Dragons are territorial creatures, and don't like it when others intrude, even when it's a dragon as young as I am. It was only trying to KILL me.
 * (Trixie): Whatever.
 * (Spyro): Let's just get back to the story.
 * Trixie: I'm gonna kill whoever didn't flush that toilet! Phlech! PLECH! Anyway, what were you guys saying about me?
 * Cynder: Trixie, do you think you can teleport us to La Creep's Kitchen so we can find the money?
 * Trixie: Are you kidding? I haven't used magic for years. I don't think I have it in me anymore. (Tries using magic, but it breaks down) Urrgh! I got nothing. I really got nothing.
 * Sparx: Let's just get this over with. (Smacks Trixie into the toilet again)
 * Trixie: ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
 * (Trixie): ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
 * Trixie: YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD, YOU FLYING SP***!!! (Blasts the toilet apart with a magic blast, and begins firing at Sparx with it, but Sparx manages to dodge each of them)
 * Sparx: Missed me! (Trixie tried three more times) Missed me, missed me, missed me!
 * Cynder: (Smacks Trixie in the face) Snap out of it! You've used magic, now take us to the La Creep's kitchen!
 * (Trixie): THAT TEARS IT!!! (Everyone holds onto Trixie as she tries to attack Spyro)
 * (Twilight): Trixie, no! Don't!
 * (Spyro): Relax, it's the last one in this story. Does THAT make you feel any better? (The Baby Cakes giggle out loud)
 * (Trixie): Oh, shut up! (Gilda smacks her to the ground)...Ow, I probably deserved that.
 * Trixie: Well, I don't know. Teleporting a lot of people to one location, I don't think my magic is powerful enough for that. If I tried, we'd all be merged together.
 * Cynder: Well, can you teleport some of the money here?
 * Trixie: Well, that's much safer. I'm a little rusty, but I'll give it a try. (Uses magic, and the entire place glows, and a few seconds later, lots of money appears)...Whew!
 * Sparx: Alright, Trixie!
 * Kairi: Is it enough?
 * Trixie: Yes. $50,000 right in front of you. Unless I may've teleported just $49,999 by mistake.
 * Shifu: (Checking the money count) Yep, she did.
 * Kairi: It's a good thing I have a spare dollar. (Takes one out)
 * Plankton: "I can already see the looks on their faces when they are unable to pay for their $50'000 dept. I can already see the little children as soon, they're gonna be out in the cold with frostbitten teddy bears. Yes sir, I can already see the-"
 * Goofy: "WELL I'LL BE MICKEY MOUSE'S FRIEND! Ha Yuck, and I am too! Look at that!"
 * Hank: "What are you babbling about you useless soffur- WHAT THE?!"
 * Plankton: "HUH?!"
 * Shifu: (They all bring out the money) Here you are. $50,000 ready to go.
 * Plankton: Ghy-uh-ya-ju-ho-wha-bi-the-wh-fu-shi-he-wha-HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!?
 * Tai Lung: Where did you get all that money?
 * Kairi: Lottery. It wasn't that hard.
 * Galaxar: Okay, THAT I don't believe.
 * Junjie: HOW DID YOU GET THAT MONEY, SHIFU?!?
 * Plankton: Junjie, calm yourself. They got it. This is already a game we cannot win. But at least we still have a reward out of it.
 * Hank: I'm afraid your friend Spyro won't be hanging out with you anymore.
 * Cynder: (Pretending) WHAT?!? But why?
 * Tai Lung: He's being arrested for espionage and treason. We'll be sending him to military school soon.
 * Plankton: So I recommend you take this chance to say goodbye to the naughty bastard.
 * Kairi: (Angered) HE IS NOT A BASTARD!!! HE'S MY FRIEND!!!
 * Makunga: Too bad, lady. You're NEVER seeing him again.
 * Kairi:...(Pretends to cry, and shockingly, it seems realistic) No! I can't believe it! (Spyro, tied up and having his mouth covered up, sees what's going on, and sees Kairi faking her feelings. Of course, this trick fools him as well) I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY FOR THIS!!! (Runs into the orphanage fake crying, and making Spyro feel horrible)
 * Cynder: Kairi, wait!...(Sighs)
 * Plankton: Well, we'd best be going. Someone get the money. (Makunga does that) Well, I'm sorry for doing this, but we have to...(Trixie is invisible and manages to sneak a tape recorder into the limo)
 * Trixie: Spyro? (Gets his attention) Spyro, it's Trixie!
 * Spyro: MPPPHH!! MPPPH-HHMMPPH-HHMMMPPPH-MMPPH!!!
 * Trixie: Quiet! I'm giving you this tape recorder so we can have some evidence to take down these bastards. Operate it by using your tail. I'm hiding it under the seat so no one will see it. Use it to record their plans for Fluttershy. Then see if you can escape. I know it might sound hard, but just try.
 * Spyro:...(Shakes a 'yes', realizing what they're playing at)
 * Trixie: Good luck. (Walks away)
 * Fluttershy: (Heard muffled crying inside the sack, and it's leaking a bit after filling up with her tears)
 * Spyro: ("Don't worry, Fluttershy. We'll make sure they're done for.")
 * Plankton: ...Well, I guess that's all. Good day, and I hope you won't miss Spyro.
 * SpongeBob: (Crying in a cup, and then drinking it. Then the same thing happens again)
 * Junjie: EWW!!!
 * Plankton: Let's roll. (Everyone enters the limo, and drives away)
 * Sparx: I sure hope this works.
 * Cynder: It'll work. Spyro's fought off a few rogue animals in the past, so I'm sure he can take care of himself.
 * Celestia: I'm getting tired of arguing with you on this! I'm gonna ask you for the last time. (Royal voice) WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!?
 * Cobra: Okay, you may've been able to beat the truth out of us, but what're you gonna do about it, Princess? You resist our authority, and we'll have you AND your sister dethroned from your kingdom.
 * Celestia: I don't care, water snake! You let my daughter go RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Or what, Moelestia?
 * Celestia: Or I'll tear down every RS HQ here looking for her!
 * Cobra: Well, that sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead!
 * Celestia: IT'LL BE EASY! LIKE SNAPPING A F*****G TWIG!!!
 * (Twilight):...Seriously, Spyro? Celestia cussed in your dream?
 * (Spyro): Well, yeah. It's a dream, you don't have to explain it.
 * Cobra: No, really. Get yourself in trouble like you did ever since our first moves. Lose your kingdom. Go ahead....(Celestia looks at him hesitatingly, and then ultimately gave up, leaving Cobra to cackle) I KNEW you couldn't do it! Even when you have nothing to lose! You're WEAK! And we've outgrown you!
 * Dark Dragon: That's right. You're weak! You're scared! You don't wanna lose everything you value dearly. Now if that'll be all, please leave.
 * Celestia: (In royal voice, scaring the villains) NOT UNTIL I GET MY DAUGHTER BACK!!! AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM NOT WEAK! VALUE IN LIFE IS NOT WEAKNESS!!!
 * Dr. Nefarious: (Laughs) You're so funny when you use that voice of yours! It just NEVER gets old! (Laughs)
 * Cobra: (On intercom) Get me security! NOW!
 * Celestia: (Gets thrown out of the building) URRGH! YOU BASTARDS!!! I'LL FIND FLUTTERSHY!!! I SWEAR IT!!! (She suddenly sees the RS limo driving by, and manages to hear Fluttershy's crying inside, and gasps) FLUTTERSHY! (Flies after the limo)
 * Spyro: (Presses the record button on the hidden tape recorder with his tail)
 * Junjie: Well, my dragon friend, since you're being sent away, and since your yellow friend is going to die, we shall tell you what we really intend to do with your precious home, including that forest you came from!
 * Tai Lung: (Chuckles) It's gonna be totally epic, I'll tell you that. (Spyro stares angrily at them as they cackle)
 * Plankton: That orphanage may've been lucky, but we're not giving up without a fight. Our bosses and other brothers have been at it since we busted Zack. We kidnapped this little princess so we can try and get that nosey princess off our backs. But that's nothing compared to what we intend to do.
 * Junjie: You always loved the Dragon Forest all your life, and considered it a place you can call a home. Sure we took away your parents and family, but we would've left your egg to be eaten if it wasn't for the fact that a press agent was watching us AND that we were forced by the blasted founding Presidents! So to avoid a lawsuit or getting fired,, we brung your egg to that whore you call your best friend.
 * Spyro: ("NOBODY CALLS KAIRI A WHORE!!!")
 * Junjie: But we knew that you would eventually rise up and try and stop us, so we've tried for YEARS to get rid of you and your friends by placing dozens of mortgages on the orphanage, and all of them surprisingly resulted in failure because of the Dragon Senators. We thought for sure this would be our one chance to be rid of you. But since you got yourself into this whole mess, I think it inadvertently worked.
 * Plankton: But trying to get rid of you wasn't originally part of the plan. We not only tried to clear out your family from the forest, but we tried to clear out EVERY dragon tribe so they would leave the forest, and allow us to chop down all the trees, and create the greatest business of the century! THE MEGA BUCKET!!!
 * (SpongeBob): Gee, I wonder why THAT sounds familiar.
 * Plankton: When the Mega Bucket is built, we'll make a MASSIVE fortune, and become the most powerful businessmen in the UUniverses! And now that you'll be out of the way, NOBODY will be able to stop us.
 * Hank: As for your orphanage, we have grander plans for it once we tear it down by force. (Spyro gets even angrier)
 * Fluttershy: (Her voice is suddenly heard, and her sobs become unmuffled) LET ME GO! PLEASE! (Sobs)
 * Tai Lung: Oh, SHUT UP IN THERE! (Uses the nerve attack to paralyze her)
 * Spyro: ("Too bad for you guys! You'll be busted once I try my best to escape.")
 * Sora: (Looks at the group worried and depressed, and sighs) What am I doing?
 * Donald: What do you mean, Sora?
 * Sora: I can't help but feel terrible for doing this.
 * Goofy: Well, Gawrsh, Sora. We can't really do nothing 'bout it since we're contractually obligated to do as they say.
 * Donald: Yeah.
 * Sora: Still, I don't know if I made the right choice doing this. Why did I ever sign that stupid contract to begin with?
 * Goofy: Because you didn't know they were corrupt, and you wanted to have a family and a dad.
 * Sora: (Sighs) I don't know how that'll make any difference, you guys. (Sighs) I feel like this is my fault.
 * Donlad: "Ya know, you need to always look at the silver-lining of things."
 * Goofy sees an angry Celestia coming charging at them quickly!
 * Goofy: "Is that Missus Celestia?"
 * Richmen: "WHAT?!"
 * The Richmen look to see Celestia!
 * Celestia: "RICHMEN!?"
 * Hank: "Oh......"
 * Plankton: "Crap."
 * Tai Lung: "STEP ON IT YOU RETARDED DOG MAN?!"
 * Makunga: "REFUSEAL WILL LEAD TO BEING FIRED?!"
 * Goofy: Right! (Floors it, and the limo goes faster, and Celestia picks up the pace)
 * Spyro: (Presses the stop button on the tape recorder with his tail, knowing that Celestia might be planning to rescue them)
 * Celestia: I KNOW MY DAUGHTER IS IN THERE, YOU JERKS!!! LET HER GO!!! (Blasts a tire flat, and it spins out of control)
 * Hank: MY GOD, THIS ALICORN IS NUTS!!! (Suddenly, the tape recorder jumps out from it's hiding place)
 * Tai Lung: Wha--?...What is this? (Plays it, and hears their entire dialogue)
 * Plankton: YOU FOOL!!! YOU'VE TRICKED US!!! DESTROY IT!
 * Tai Lung: With pleasu--(Suddenly, the limo crashes into a building, and the tape recorder safely lands away from the villains reach)
 * Celestia: (Royal voice) LET MY DAUGHTER GO RIGHT NOW!!! (Blasts the roof off of the limo, and sees Spyro and the sack) Spyro? What were YOU doing in there?
 * Spyro: (Celestia uses her magic to remove the restraints) Thank goodness you came, your highness! I've got loads to tell you!
 * Junjie: (Grabs his horns) You aren't telling the lady NOTHING!
 * Plankton: (On intercom) Plankton to HQ, requesting backup! Celestia's found us!
 * (Cobra): WHAT?!? WHAT DO I PAY YOU GOOFS FOR, GET OUT OF THERE!!!
 * Plankton: You don't pay us at all! (Cobra growls) Sorry, boss! SOMEONE GET THE TAPE RECORDER!!!
 * Spyro: Your highness, get the tape recorder! It holds the info we need to take them down! (Celestia teleports the tape recorder to Spyro) Great!
 * Celestia: Now where's my daughter?
 * Spyro: Oh, you're NOT gonna like what they did to her.
 * Junjie: (Grabs him) I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT TELLING HER ANYTHI--(Celestia zaps him with her magic)...Ow! (Turns into ash)
 * Celestia: (Finds the sacks, and opens it, dumping out all of Fluttershy's tears, and a still paralyzed Fluttershy) Oh, thank goodness you're safe! (Sees the gaping wound on her side, and gasps) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DAUGHTER?!?
 * Plankton: Uh...it's just makeup? (He gets blasted by a stray magic blast) AARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Crashes through a glass window) SOMEONE GET THE TAPE RECORDER!!!
 * Tai Lung: (Kicks the tape recorder out of Spyro's grasp, and grabs it) Finally! (Gets blasted by Celestia, who grabs the tape recorder) OW!
 * ???: FIRE AT WILL!!! (Captain Rourke appears with an artillery of Shocktroopers and military weapons, and begin firing. But Celestia puts up a shield to protect Spyro and Fluttershy, who she makes mobile again)
 * Fluttershy: (Gasps, and hugs Celestia crying)
 * Celestia: There, there, Fluttershy. You're safe now.
 * Plankton: SOMEONE GET THAT DAMN TAPE RECORDER!!! WE CAN'T LET IT REACH THE PUBLIC!!!
 * Celestia: Too late! (Floats off with Fluttershy and Spyro AND the Tape Recorder, and the shield blocks all the bulletfire)
 * Rourke: CRAP!
 * Plankton: GRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Gets intercom) Boss, Celestia has challenged our authority! We must have her punished!
 * (Cobra): YOU MEAN THEY GOT AWAY?!?
 * Plankton: Not just that, but they brought with them sensitive information that could cost us the Mega Bucket!
 * (Dr. Nefarious): WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Glitches, and the SpongeBob theme song is played)
 * (Cobra): Someone slap him please!
 * (Dark Dragon): I've always wanted to do it! (Slaps him)
 * (Dr. Nefarious): --AAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?
 * (Cobra): ALRIGHT, WHY DID I HAVE TO DEPEND ON SORRY LOSERS LIKE YOU?!? Well, everyone, I guess it's time for more drastic measures! We're gonna have to target the purple dragon's greatest weakness! His friends! I WANT THEM ALL CAPTURED!!! NOW!!!
 * Plankton: Of course. (Ends transmission, and jumps down towards the other villains) The dragon must be stopped for good! That tape must NOT reach the public. It's time we changed plans. We'll have to chop down the forest RIGHT NOW! But first, WE ATTACK THE DRAGON'S PRECIOUS HEART!!!
 * Alex: "Ya know, it won't be long until Spyro sets things right. Ha-ha! Yes sir, it won't be long enough until the proper ahorities barge in and bodyslam them and arrest-" (Suddenly, RS soldiers burst through the glass windows, and surround the entire group)
 * Kairi: WHAT THE HECK?!? (A soldier grabs her arms, and pulls them behind her, and ties her mouth up with a rag) MMMPPPPPHHHH!!!
 * Cynder: (Three soldiers grab her) GET AWAY FROM ME, HELP!!!
 * Sparx: ARRRGHH!!
 * Gilda: LET ME GO! (The soldiers knock her out)
 * Sparx: What the--Is she sleepy?
 * Kairi: MMMPPPPHHHH!!! MMMHHHPPPPHHH!!! (Gets knocked out)
 * Sparx: Wha--?!?
 * Cynder: (Gets knocked out, as well as the others)
 * Sparx: (Sees a soldier coming behing him, in slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--(Gets knocked out, and everything goes black)
 * Celestia: (Arrives at the orphanage with Spyro)
 * Fluttershy: OW! Ow! (Starts sobbing a bit) My wound still hurts.
 * Celestia: (Magically heals Fluttershy's wound) There, my little pony. Is that better?
 * Fluttershy: Pretty much, yes.
 * Spyro: Now let's get inside. The others are probably waiting for me. (They enter the place, only to find Plankton and the others holding his friends hostage, as well as Cobra, Nefarious, and Dark Dragon) (Gasps)
 * Cobra: Well, what an unpleasant surprise.
 * Spyro: KAIRI! NO!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Did you seriously think we were stupid?
 * Makunga: Now, I think you guys know what we want. The tape recorder!
 * Dark Dragon: So hand it over and you won't have to watch your precious friends die!
 * Celestia: Clearly, YOU think WE'RE stupid! (Magically teleports them away from the villains)
 * Cobra: HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
 * Celestia: Too bad. We're not gonna rest until we get this to the public!
 * Cobra: Suit yourself! (Magically levitates the tape recorder to him, but Celestia is quick to respond, and they get into a levitation lock) NO! NO!!! (Celestia's superior strength allows her to get the tape recorder back) DRAT!!! I HATE it when that happens!
 * ???: ENOUGH!!! (Everyone looks to see Mirage)
 * Cobra: Uh...(Chuckles) President Mirage! What a...nice surprise!
 * Kairi: 'President' Mirage?
 * Celestia: She must be the one that lead to the corrupted members of the Richmen Society. At least that's what I heard from one of my daughters.
 * Mirage: YOU POOR SIMPLE FOOLS DISGUST ME WITH YOUR UTTER INCOMPITENCE!!! I PROMISED YOU ALL THE POWER YOU WANTED, AND YOU BOTCH IT ALL UP LIKE DICKS!!! (Uses her claw spell on Cobra, and it shocks him) WHY DID I EVER HIRE YOU INTO THE RICHMEN SOCIETY?!? Well, I guess I'll have to deal with this slime myself! (Levitates the tape recorder, and since her magic is stronger than Celestia's, she grabs it, and smashes it)
 * Kairi: NOOOOOOO!!!
 * Mirage: It's over, you little worms! I'm gonna have you all CONDEMNED FOR YOUR TREASON TO THE RICHMEN SOCIETY!!! (Begins attacking them with her powers, and they all retreat)
 * Kairi: Great! Our one chance to bust them, and we failed!
 * Spyro: Not quite! (Brings out another tape recorder)
 * Celestia: What?
 * Riku: Wha?
 * Fluttershy: The recorder Mirage smashed wasn't the real recording?
 * Spyro: Of course not. That was just a magical realistic hologram Celestia created in the case that would eventually happen.
 * Riku: Very clever, Spyro!
 * Spyro: Now hurry! We need to get this to the press!
 * Mirage: OH, NO, YOU DON'T!!! (Blasts at them, and continuously misses) HOLD STILL!!! MY PLANS WILL NOT FAIL!!!
 * Mirage appears in front of them, intersecting them!
 * Mirage: "Now I got you, you annoying infernal-"
 * Honk honk!
 * Mirage is suddenaly smacked straight into a building by the Limozene!
 * Donald: "WE WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY, WE QUIT?!"
 * Goofy: "AND THAT WAS ALSO FOR YEARS OF ABUSE, YA RICHMEN CREEPS!?"
 * Sora opens the door!
 * Sora: "Everyone come in!"
 * Plankton: "GAAH! Sora, son! WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!"
 * Sora: "Your not my real father, you little shrimp!"
 * Plankton: "SHRIMP?!"
 * Spyro and the gang got into the Limo and the limo quickly escaped!
 * Plankton: "OK, THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!? RICHMEN SOCITY, TO THE HORSES?!"
 * Hank: Yes, sir! (Later, they bring very large horses, and chase the limo down)
 * La Creep: Sora, that was a bit risky to just break your labor contract like that.
 * Sora: Well, I actually found out the contract would be null and void when not fully satisfied. The RS just hid that from me.
 * Kairi: Well...thank you. (Kisses him in the cheek)
 * Donald: OHHHHH, SNAP!!!
 * Goofy: Ah-yuk! Pretty lady, huh?
 * Sora: Of course it took a while to change the flat tire on this limo.
 * Spyro: Okay, we need to get this to the public before the Dragon Forest is chopped down entirely! They're planning to get rid of the entire forest for land development!
 * Fluttershy:...Those...big...dumb...MEANIES!!! (Kicks Goofy out of the driver's seat, and drives the limo crazily but safely through the streets)
 * Mirage: What the--?!? (Flies after them)
 * Goofy: Gawrsh! I didn't know the pony could drive.
 * (Fluttershy): I drive the limo?
 * (Spyro): Yeah. You just didn't want them to chop down animal homes, so you decided to nut up and help us. When you feel like animals are in danger, you're basically unstoppable. (Fluttershy blushes)
 * Mirage: STOP!!! (Gets the limo in a telekinetic lock, and Fluttershy steps on the gas, and blows smog onto Mirage's face, causing her to let go of the limo) (Sputters) UHHGH! Damn mortals still using fossil fuels! (Continues persuing them)
 * Plankton: Okay, I'm going after the tires! (Takes out a freeze ray) Good thing I brung my Disfigulator!
 * Junjie: It's just a freeze ray!
 * Plankton: I invented it, so I get to name it! And I name it 'The Disfigulator'!
 * Hank: Dude, that's just messed up. Why not just call it a freeze ray?
 * Plankton: The Internet vexed me again, okay? (Blasts the freeze ray, and misses)...Well, of course...(Blasts the freeze ray into the limo's path, making a slippery surface)
 * SpongeBob: YIKES!!!
 * Fluttershy: NO! (The limo slips across the ice, but Fluttershy is able to slip the limo through without casualties)
 * Makunga: WHO THE HELL IS DRIVING THAT THING?!?
 * Plankton: It can't be Sora! His driving isn't that good. Nor is the goofball's or the duck's.
 * Tai Lung: If it's that yellow princess daughter, then I am gonna FREAK!
 * (Discord): (Sighs) This is getting boring. Let's add some more action. (Takes control of Spyro's mind)
 * (Spyro): And they went up an unfinished bridge, and nevertheless, made it across. (The limo goes across the unfinished bridge)
 * Spyro: HOLY CRAP!!!
 * Celestia: HONEY, ARE YOU MAD?!? (The limo jumps, and manages to make it)
 * (Spyro): Okay, that never happened!
 * (Discord): (Takes control of his mind again)
 * (Spyro): But the villains manage to catch them in a shortcut.
 * Plankton: We'll take the shortcut! (They go down another road, and manage to come face-to-face with the limo, but it drives right past them) Crap!
 * (Spyro): Discord, stop!
 * (Discord): (Chuckles)
 * (Trixie): At least I'm not going headfirst into a toilet again.
 * (Spyro): Well, you ALMOST do.
 * (Trixie): Say what?
 * Trixie: WHAT THE--?!? (A toilet falls from the sky, and almost hits Trixie, but then the sunroof protects her)
 * (Trixie)/Trixie: HOLY SHIT!!!
 * (Spyro): (Chuckles, and the Baby Cakes giggle) But seriously, where the toilet came from doesn't matter, it's just a dream.
 * Celestia: Sora, how far do we need to go?
 * Sora: We need to get to the Dragon Temple on the far side of town! That's where the press usually hangs out.
 * Spyro: How far is it?
 * Sora: Not THAT far.
 * Fluttershy: WHICH WAY DO I GO?!?
 * Sora: LEFT! (Fluttershy turns to the left) RIGHT! (Fluttershy turns to the right)
 * Cobra: "THEY'RE ESCAPING?!"
 * Mirage: "Not for long!"
 * Mirage appears in front of the Limo!
 * Mirage: "Now your mine?!"
 * Fluttershy: "You..... Bitch."
 * Fluttershy drives the limo down Mirage, resulting Mirage getting stuck on the car's underside, dragged around, and gets idsfigured and mangled as she screamed!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Son of a bitch...."
 * Hank: "When did we get to Final Destination all of the sudden?"
 * Fluttershy made a fast turn that throws a mangled up, disfigured Mirage into a lake infested with Alligators!
 * Mirage: I HATE DREAM LOGIC!!! AAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! (Gets attacked by the Alligators)
 * (Fluttershy): I cussed, too?
 * (Spyro): That's what happened, yes. I know we've heard you cuss before. Especially at that time at the Gala.
 * (Fluttershy): (Chuckles) Moment of weakness, that's all.
 * (Rainbow Dash): At least Pinkie was the only one of us that DIDN'T cuss at that Gala.
 * (Pinkie): Oh, I NEVER do that! All those cuss words I told in the first story were bleeped out.
 * (Rainbow Dash): I still have NO idea how you do that.
 * Dr. Nefarious: This oughtta stop them! (Blasts his laser at their tires, but misses) GRRGH! I HAVE SUCH LOUSY AIM!!!
 * Fluttershy: DON'T YOU FORGET IT, YOU MECHANICAL MEANIE!!!
 * Dr. Nefarious: GRRRGH! (Throws a shockwave bomb at them, and it almost bursts their tires if they hadn't made it onto a ramp, and jumped across the shockwave, and landed again) DAMN, THAT PONY IS DYNAMITE!!!
 * Celestia: Dang, Fluttershy, you're dynamite!
 * Fluttershy: It's nothing, really. Now hang on! (Makes a sharp 180 degree turn, and drifts the limo into another turn)
 * Dr. Nefarious: GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SQUISHIES!!! (Jets after them, and fires his focus laser at the limo)
 * Sora: Oh, no! Not the focus laser!
 * Dr. Nefarious: YES THE FOCUS LASER!!!
 * Fluttershy: I'll handle this! (Tricks Nefarious into firing onto a mirror, causing the laser to reflect back at him, and strike him to the ground)
 * Nefarious: OWCH!!! DAMMIT!!!
 * Donald: We're almost there!
 * Sora: Sometimes, I wish I could understand you, Donald.
 * Fluttershy: SHUT UP, ROUND EYE!!!
 * (Discord): (Laughs) She seriously said that?
 * (Fluttershy): (Blushes in humiliation)
 * (Rainbow Dash): Relax, Flutters. It's not that embarrassing.
 * (Fluttershy): It isn't?
 * (Twilight): No. We're just amazed that you could do these things just for the sake of saving innocent animals.
 * Spyro: THERE'S THE DRAGON TEMPLE OVER THERE!!! (They see the Dragon Temple 30 feet away from them)
 * Mirage: (Appears out of nowhere) YOU WORMS CAN'T GET RID OF ME THAT EASILY--(Gets run over again)...Ow!
 * (Baby Cakes): (Giggle)
 * Cobra: NOT SO FAST, YOU CRAZY ZOOPHILE!!! (Creates a magical hole in the road, but Fluttershy bounces the limo upwards, allowing the limo to jump straight over the hole) SON OF A BUNCH OF DAMN DYING MONKEYS!!!
 * Mirage: YOU INCOMPITENT IMBECILES!!! DON'T LET THEM REACH THE TEMPLE!!!
 * Plankton: Let's see her slide across THIS! (Uses his freeze ray to freeze the entire road in front of them)
 * Cynder: NOT AGAIN!!!
 * Spyro: I got this! (Peeks out the sunroof, and uses his flame breath to clear a safe path for the limo to drive through)
 * Plankton: Crap nuggets!!!
 * Trixie: "Ok, I am tired of these Richmen Socity idiots!"
 * Trixie started to fire toilets at the Richmen Socity!
 * All of each gets stucjk into the head each Richmen!
 * Hank: "GAAAAAH!? SOMEONE DIDN'T FLUSH?!"
 * (Trixie): Now THAT'S funny! (Laughs)
 * The out of control Richmen ended up crashing into the Wobbling Mirage!
 * BLAM! BAM! ZOOM!
 * All of the Richmen Socity laid in a defeated pile.
 * Mirage: "YOU IDIOTS! YOUR ALL IDIOTS?! (CRIES) OUR BUSINESS PLANS OUR RUINED!?"
 * Cobra: "Aw, shut up!?"
 * The Limozene stops at the temple.
 * Spyro was the first to come out!
 * Spyro: "Nothing can stop us now?!"
 * Suddenly Gaul appeared!
 * Gaul: "At long last, purple dragon. I have finally caught you. Putting up with those idiotic greedsters was worth it. All my life I'd dream to hunt down the last purple dragon, and now, that can become a reality! Don't expect Ignitus and the Sneators to help you! My army has held them hostage! And I won't let you pass, unless you can defeat me in combat! PREPARE YOURSEL-"
 * Celestia: HEY, YOU! You and I have some unfinished business!
 * Gaul:...Uh...(Chuckles nervously) No hard feelings?...(Celestia bucks Gaul into the sky) ARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * Celestia: THAT WAS FOR MY DAUGHTER, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!!!
 * Spyro: Thanks, your highness.
 * Celestia: No problem. (Uses her magic to teleport the kidnapped Dragon Senators directly to them)
 * Ignitus: Whoah!
 * Cyril: That was insane!
 * Spyro: Senators, we have the info we need to stop the corrupt Richmen Society Members! We just need to show it to the press, and we'll win!
 * Mirage: NOT SO FAST, YOU TINY ANTS!!! (Appears in beat-up attire) I won't let you show that to the public!
 * Suddenly, Gaul falls on Mirage!
 * BLAM!
 * Gaul/Mirage: "Owch."
 * Plankton and the other Richmen in beaten up attire, with Hank with his head still stuck on the toilet.
 * Plankton: "Wait! Before you listen to the tape, just let me say that those people questioned our ahority, commited Espeonage and Treason! Remember that your oblagated to listen to us!! Diplomatic ammunity, RIGHT HERE?!"
 * Suddenly, La Creep spreays web on the Richmen Socity, trapping them!
 * La Creep: "It just been revoked!"
 * Jungie: "AGGH!? IT'S IN MY ASHY MOUTH?!"
 * Cobra: "IGNITUS, PLEASE, IF YOU BETRAY US, YOU'LL BETRAY YOUR DEAR FRIENDS, THE FOUNDING- (The Founding Presidents, who are Oogway, Master Chao, General Monger, and Zuba, appeared.) Presidents.... Which are.... Actselly.... here...... Poopie."
 * Zuba: "Ok, WHAT'S this I hear about corruption in our company?"
 * Plankton: "You got it all wrong sir, it was just another bad press from the poperazzi again, and-"
 * Spyro: It's all right here in this tape, sir.
 * Mirage: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---
 * Tape Recorder: ("Junjie: Well, my dragon friend, since you're being sent away, and since your yellow friend is going to die, we shall tell you what we really intend to do with your precious home, including that forest you came from! Tai Lung: (Chuckles) It's gonna be totally epic, I'll tell you that...")
 * Tape Recorder: ("...Hank: As for your orphanage, we have grander plans for it once we tear it down by force.") (The whole thing ends)
 * Sparx: BUSTED!!!
 * Master Chao: MIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!
 * Mirage:...Uh...(Chuckles)
 * Mirage made a run for it, abandoning the rest of the Richmen socity and the unconjustus Gaul!
 * Mirage: "YOU FOOLS WILL NEVER CATCH ME!? NEVER! NEV-"
 * A giant foot steps on Mirage, as the Giant owner of it makes it's marry way.
 * Sparx: "Ok, if THAT doesn't kill her for good, then I have no idea what will!"
 * Alex: Oooh! That has gotta hurt!
 * Corba: "Mr. Founding Presidents, be reasonable! We were just trying to provide for the company, for the Richmen Socity, for it's own benifit! Sometimes Progress demands sacrivices and changes, as negitviely commoners would view them, you must listen to-"
 * Ignitus just roared causing Cobra to wimper in fear as a group of police officers surround him, an uncountious Mirage and the rest of the Richman Socity members. Their plans to tear down the orphanage and the rest of their schemes are foiled big time, now it is only a matter of time before these corrupted members of the socitey are put behind bars for a long time and all their assets frozen big time.
 * Plankton: "Aw come on guys, we were just joking! What with the kidnapping, the schemeing, the abuse of power, it was an early april fools joke! Come on guys! Guys?"
 * Ignitus: Officers, take these villains away!
 * Cobra: (As the officers arrest him and the other Richman Socity members and drag them away) No! No! Not Prison! Anywhere but Prison!  Im very sensitive to prison walls! I dont want to spend the rest of my life in a cell! I'm claustrophobic! (Begins crying hysterically) My only crime was being greedy and ambitious too much! No! No! (Dragged away from sight).
 * Trixie: "OH HAVE A SENSE OF DIGNITY, WILL YOU!?"
 * Sparx: "Gees, what ever happened to "taking it like a man"?"
 * Celestia: "There's still an entire corperation invested with corrupted Richmen, all of equil wildfire greed and relentless ambition. Even the loss of the Vice-Presidents won't deter them. They will seek to sue us, or even send assassins after us."
 * Ignitus: Oh do not worry, the corperation wont be a huge problem anytime soon, I promise you.  With the government now knowing of the Vice-Presidents' scheming, we are allready freezing all the Richmen's assets. If those corrupted scoundrels sneeze even once with their relentless ambitions and their wildfire attempts to come after you, we will be there with a hanky and a pair of handcuffs for each of them.
 * Chao: And as for you Spyro and Kairi, I have some very important news for you two.
 * Spyro: "Ya do?"
 * Chi Fu, Shen, And Sir Hiss came forth, along with the rest of the Mane 6 appearing.
 * Fluttershy: "SISTERS!"
 * Mane 5: "FLUTTERSHY!"
 * The 5 ponies embraced themselfs!
 * Chao: But that was the first part of the Good news. The hospital and Ignitus had traced both your and Kairi's birthrights.
 * (Spyro): "Kairi and myself discovered we discovered we desended from royalty. We were offered to re-established our birthrights as next rulers of Radient Garden.... But Kairi and I, refused however. Firstly: WE KNOW JACK-SQUAT ABOUT BEING RULERS OF A NATION, LET ALONE AN ENTIRE WORLD! Secondly: Kairi was more interested in the more humble life, and subquentingly became a nursemaid in the Orphanage. While I went on to persue my cooking dream with La Creep."
 * (Discord): "But wait, what beomes of that garden if you two weren't there to fix it back up? It just, stays a lifeless husk?"
 * (Spyro): I was about to get to that, Discord. Keep your horns on.
 * Po: Guys, if you guys are gonna turn down your birthrights to rule Radient Garden, whos gonna rule the people of that once Peaceful and prosperous land?
 * Chao: Well, according to your brithright files there is another suitable heir to the throne should the future rulers deside to turn down the crown.
 * Trixie: "Well, good luck making some unlucky sap the ruler of deslent, dead world. No one in their right mind would want to touch that planet with a 600097822 and a half pole!"
 * Chao: "..... Yeah, you, have a good point. All in favor of fixing up Radient Garden BEFORE we even talk about the suitable heir?"
 * Everyone: Aye!
 * Chi Fu: "Everyone, may we proudly present, the next ruler of Radient Garden........"
 * Everyone was at suspence!
 * Chi Fu: "...... DERPY HOOVES!?"
 * Everyone: "WHAT!?"
 * Derpy Hooves is seen in a royal crown.
 * Derpy Hooves: "I just don't know what happened at all."
 * Spyro: "DERPY?! RULER OF RADIENT GARDEN?! WHAT THE HECK?! IS THIS A DREAM?!"
 * A Zebra in a Trench Coat appeared
 * Trench Coat Zebra: "Whatever gave you that impression, Kevin?"
 * (Spyro): "And then I woke up fast awaken, very confused with what I just dreamed."
 * Spyro: "And to this day, NONE of the wisest wise men I seen could've explain it. Even the Croniclar didn't know what to say!"
 * Everyone stared blankly, surprised by Spyro's unexpectingly weird ending. Even Discord had a WTF face!
 * Icky: "What...... The....... Hell? Derpy, the clumziest pony in Equestia, and for some reason the most controverseal thanks to overly sensitive soccar moms, became Queen of Radient Garden?"
 * Marty: "Spyro, were you on some kind of drug when you had that dream?"
 * Spyro: "..... Remember when Po fed me peppers and that Cutaway from Beautiful and Dangerous where it made me into a hyperactive looney? Yeah, I still had that stuff in my system after the trip to France and... Well, call it, a Pepper indused dream?"
 * Icky: "Ok, all in favor of new ground rules of not letting Spyro tell dream stories if he had Peppers prior to the dream, say Aye."
 * Everyone else: "Aye."
 * Spyro: Well, since it was all a dream, I think I should give an abriged verson on how my story should really end. And so, with the Corrupted Richmen brought down for good thanks to their assets seized and confiscated, Radiant Garden restored to it's former glory and the kidnapped victims reunited with their loved ones, it wasent long before Chao announced the rightful ruler of the Kingdom, Kairi's long lost sister Namine. Everybody had their dreams came true including yours truly running an 5 star resturant with La Creep who's now a big fan of my gift while my friends at the orphanages came and eat for free. And everyone lived happily ever after except the Richmen Socity who are now rotting in jail for a very long time.
 * Po: "Yeah, you should've gone with THAT instead of ending with Princess Derpy and A Zebra in a Trench Coat."
 * Spyro: "Sorry, The Zebra was one of the most recuring things I seen with my hallusinations. He liked to call me Kevin for some reason."
 * The Baby Cakes cheered as the Number changed to to 2.
 * Icky: "Ok, Two stories left. Anyone ELSE has any idea on how to bring this over with?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, it's getting late so some of us need to get to sleep.
 * Twilight: I agree. Spike's already been asleep since Cynder's story. (Spike is seen sleeping on the floor) But some of us need to stay awake to tell some more stories. Since we're stuck here, we'll have to sleep here.
 * Discord: I'm immortal, so I don't really need sleep.
 * Applebloom: This is pretty nice, I have to admit.
 * Applejack: Uh, AB, shouldn't you and yer' friends get some shut-eye?
 * Applebloom: We can handle ourselves--(All 3 CMCs fall asleep)
 * Sam and Max are seen having Cheese and Crackers.
 * Max: "(Mouth full) Well, since half of us are either sleepy, or already asleep, we'll take the reigns."
 * Sam: "And if you could cough up more squeesey cheese, (chews for a bit) we'll tell you quite an adventure we had during one of the days after The Cronicles Series Season 1 ended."
 * Max was eating a cheesed Cracker, smiled to reveil a mess, as a Foghorn sound Effect played.

Story 7: Run Away Greymon
Tokyo Japan, Before Season 2. Digivoling later. Secret secluded base. Japan again. One Epic Battle of Giants later. Hidden Base. Tokyo. Hidden Base. Tokyo. Flashback. Reality. Isle Monstro Ocean Floor Later... Secret Base. A few hours later... Wazabi's Hideout Isle Monstro Wazabi's Hideout Isle Monstro Hidden Base. Jungle. Hidden Base. Jungle again. Hidden Base Grounds. Inside Base. Tokyo. Jungle. Tokyo. Back in the Jungle Tokyo. Cutaway Present Later. Present
 * (Sam): "Remember when you guys asked us to go to Tokyo to get speical stuuf for Kairi and Spyro's big cruse before certain things happened? Well, we were, momentarly distracted by, the Plot of this very story."
 * Sam, Max, The Digidestined and their Digimon, Devon, Cornwall, Brandy, Whiskers, Lola Boa, Ed the Otter, Batty, Miguel and Tulio are holding Groseries as they cross the Japaniese Market.
 * Max: "Gee Sam, we sure got alot of Stuff for Kairi and Spyro's speical day."
 * Lola Boa: "I don't know guys, I have a bad feeling leaving a kind hearted princess that is an ironic ingredient for demonic doomsday and an all powerful purple dragon alone at Sea where even so much as, say, a gang of blood thirsty misfited pirates can easily take them out. I'm still saying we should give them something stronger then a raft, like, I don't know, the Van, and maybe for the rest of us to tag along for a safety messure?"
 * Brandy: "Pfft Peeshay Lola. Kais and Spys is gonna be fine."
 * (Sam): "In hindsight, we should've taken Lola's words as foreshadowing as to what was about to happen."
 * (Brandy): "Uh, yeah, uh, sorry for doubting you Lola. I was so sure Kairi and Spyro were gonna be ok. Confound the Villain Leage tecnecly proving me wrong. If they've desided to take a Holiday that day, I would've been right!"
 * Batty: Something just doesn't seem right in my Batty senses about all this.
 * Brandy: "Oh come on, it's not like things always go wrong on a daily basis."
 * Mr. Wispers: "Alot of things go wrong in a daily basis in this series."
 * Brandy: "Oh come on, it's not like Mang could malmitulate weather or some crap with that stupid maddailian of his. They're gonna be fine, so I win."
 * Tuilo: "Ok, let's bet on it, if nothing goes wrong, we'll each pay you 20$. If somethings DOES go wrong, you have to wash the Van, in slutly attire, for 12 months, next year."
 * Brandy: "Bring, it, on!"
 * (Icky): "And ever since the two part episode, Brandy wore the hot Playboy Bunny costume and washed the Van for the entirey of the next year of that time, (Scoffs), and since the Episodes were finished in early last year, Brandy never looked hotter for a dog. Not tp mention all the pothos I gained gave me a nice little profit from Playdog Magizene from submitting the Photos. I made a few easy bucks ever since."
 * (Brandy): "WHAT?!"
 * (Icky): "Uh.... I mean, I never said anything?"
 * Gilda: "(Laughs), Real smooth Icks, looks like Brandy here is gonna kick your butt and take names."
 * (Icky): "Now, uh, Brandy, it wasn't personal or was for perverted reasons, it was strictly business! Playdog was offering a huge sum of cash for submitable pics! 807$ is a big cash send off and-"
 * (Po) Dude, what the heck is wrong with you!?!
 * (Icky): "I don't know what your talking about!"
 * (Brandy): REAL FREAKIN SMART ANSWER YOU PERVERT!
 * (Icky): "Hey, hey hey! Let's allow cool heads to preveil! I needed the money for a good cause! I was aiming to get Gilda an awesome Valentimes Day gift with V-day coming up! Gilds is my gal, and I wanted to buy what she always wanted: Spiked Blood Spiller Brass Knuckles!"
 * (Gilda): "You were?"
 * (Icky): "Oh shit, THANKS A CRAP BRANDY, YOU FORCED ME TO SPOIL IT OUT OF FEAR!"
 * (Gilda): "Aw Ick, that's so misguidingly sweet of you!"
 * (Sam): "Aw, congratulations, you crazy kids!"
 * (Max): "It'd be a shame if Icky was aiming to increse his relationship from it, what with him having a short time to live and all with Brandy about to kick back to the Jurrassic Era."
 * (Brandy): "I'M GONNA RIP YOUR GIZZARDS OFF AND FORCE FEED THEM TO THE HYENAS?!"
 * (Banzai): "Oh no, I seen where Icky has been, no thanks Jose!"
 * (Shenzi): Honey, don't look at us to feed Icky's gizzards to, an I right, Ed?
 * (Ed): "Nuh uh!"
 * (Gilda): "Hey dog-girl, cool it! In hindsight, you brought it to yourself when you doubted about Spyro and Kairi ending up getting in trouble with Blot and his crew of moronic psycos!"
 * (Icky): "Yeah, if anything, you should be mad Tuilo for even bringing up the Slutly Dress crack!"
 * (Tuilo): "Oh...... (Nervious laughing)..... It was purely to teach her a lesson to understand our life is crazy and unpredictable?"
 * (Twilight): "Ok, enough! Brandy, you need to learn to control your pride and anger, Icky, you shouldn't make Brandy's embarrising problem worse by having those photos published, and Tuilo shouldn't suggested having Brandy wearing a Playboy Bunny outfit to begin with!"
 * (Spongebob): "Yeah. Shouldn't it be embarrising enough Brandy has to wash the Van as it is? Why the Playboy Bunny costume, huh?"
 * (Sandy): "Ick, you had some nerve expoting Brandy's inconvince by having those pictures publish, even if it's for the sake of a good gift on Valentimes Day."
 * (Mr. Wiskers): "Tsk, for shame Brandy. This is coming from someone who wanted to have pictures taken of her and to be seen on every magizene in the whole Universe!"
 * (Brandy): "But it wasn't on my concent!?"
 * (Sam): "Ok everyone, cool it! I think it's about time we resume with the story before heads starting rolling."
 * Agumon: "It's great to see Tokyo in this time of year."
 * Max: "Ah yeah, Japan. The rotine stomping grounds of mutant giant mostly reptilian monsters on a rampage."
 * Tai: "Aw Max, ya know we're not really a stomping ground for Giant Monsters."
 * A Godzilla Roar was heard, as a Giant Radioactive Lizard stompes across the area, causing destruction!
 * Tai: "... That often."
 * Girl Sora: "I don't understand. Marzilla is ten weeks early. We didn't even have the Citizens ready yet."
 * Joe: "GAAAAH?! HE'S NOT THE ONLY ONE EARLY?!"
 * Other Giant Monsters simular to other Godzilla Monsters are seen rampaging!
 * Izzy: "The entire Isle Monstro is here! But what brought them here?!"
 * Tentomon: "I don't know, but it's about time we sent them packing early!"
 * Palmon: "Yeah, let's teach them some manners!"
 * Then Batty's attenia sparked off as he goes into pretending to being a soilder.
 * Batty: "All right, we're going to war!"
 * Tai: "It's time to Digivolve!"
 * All Digimon are at their super forms.
 * Tai: "Alright guys, let's send Marzilla and the other Isle Monstro Monsters back where they belong.
 * They were unaware that they were watched by a Cyberconectic Crow.
 * Cyber Robot Ninjas and a Siluetted Mastermind sees this in the screen.
 * Robot Ninja 1: "The bait has lured out the speimens "Digimon" Doctor. Proceed with plan "Digital Rampage"?"
 * ???: "I want them to be observed first. I want to see if they're capable to do even slight damage to our Ginnipigs, the Monsters of Monstro Island. Then I want them scanned to see if they have many other forms we can also use to our advantage."
 * Robot Ninja: "Command recinnised. Obsurvation required."
 * Marzilla roared as he was destroying the city!
 * Greymon: Ok, Big Boy! You want trouble? You ask for it!
 * Max: (via PA of his and Sam's big Battle Robot) Surrender now and quietly and we'll go easy on you guys!
 * A Giant Spider Monster started to shoot spreys of webs at the Digimon and the Mega Max!
 * Sam: "Hang on, here we go!"
 * Tulio: Well then, I will give these savages the honor of a quick and painless death! (pulls out a dagger)..... Not with that! (Pulls out sword)
 * Togamon: "Just leave these jerks to us!"
 * Sam: Assume battle positions!
 * A Giatn Raptor Monster charged forth!
 * Tai: "IT'S KAIJIN THE MEGA RAPTOR!?"
 * Max: Woah! I did not see him coming!
 * Tai: ".... Kaijin's a girl."
 * Batty: "Well, there goes the neighberhood."
 * Greymon: "Is that the best you got, Isle Monstro Monsters?!"
 * A Huge Beast that looks like DESTROYAH appeared!
 * Tai: "Oh great, it's Destructa! He's gonna take forever to take down!"
 * Miguel: "So just have them become their mega-forms or something!"
 * Tulio: Just wait untill I catch my breath. Then these guys are gonna see what trouble really is!
 * Matt: Look like it's time to digivolve again.
 * ???: "Yes... The moment we waited for."
 * Destructa roars!
 * WarGreymon: Terra Force!
 * Metal Garurumon: Metal Wolf Claw!
 * Garudamon: Wing Blade!
 * MegaKabuterrimon: Horn Blaster!
 * Zudomon: Vulcan's Hammer!
 * Lillymon: Flower Cannon!
 * Angemon: Hand of Fate!
 * Angewomon: Celestia Arrow!
 * Sam: Dont hold back everybody!
 * All attacks damages Destructa greatly, to the point it reduces to an aching in pain mess.
 * Cornwall: Oh! We are on a role today, guys!
 * ???: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Perfect. Ninbots, comprence with "Digital Rampage"."
 * Ninbot one: "Command Recinised. Operation: Digital Rampage. commpenceing."
 * Millaterry forces are placing the Monsters in cages.
 * The General: "Thanks for the unexpected help, Shell Lougers. We owe you big."
 * Sam: "No problem General."
 * Tai: "Hey, what was with the Monsters coming in early?"
 * ???: "Perhaps, I can explain that."
 * A Crane in a Lab coat appeared.
 * The crane: "The name's Dr. Marlin. Head Reseacher of Isle Monstro. I have a throey who's behind this."
 * Tai: "Ya do?"
 * Dr. Marlin: "...... (Sigh), A former teacher of Bio-Genectics of mine, Dr. Wazabi."
 * (Dr. Marlin): "Dr. Wazabi Stork was a brillient bird. He was a master of Biologity and Genectics. He created completely new animals on a whim! I was inspired by him to follow his footsteps. However, then came the day his most ambitious experiment, Marzilla, ended up ruining his Career, forever."
 * Marzilla was destroying Tokyo.
 * (Dr. Marlin) The experiment began nine years ago when Wazabi began to research the feild of clonning for both animals and digimon. He had the ambition to create ultamate Omi-powerful Protacters of Japan ever in the event Darkapwn or another Dangeriously Evil Digimon would've desided to seek to destroy our way of life. However, Dr. Wazabi's ambitious was beyond logical reason, and created creatures, at first, were beyond his control. The likes of Marzilla and the other monsters brought devistation to Japan. He was punished, kicked out of of the Commity, and grew insane with vengence and eventully his new born evil transformed him to a madmad."
 * Dr. Marlin: "He was always doubted about using Monsters as enforcers of peace. Such a possability, unless done correctly, and winning the monster's heart, is always destin to be unreached."
 * (Spyro): "That was why we doubted Mr. Dogzbull being able to control the Mutant Shark. He didn't had enough heart. He was too comsumed by well meaning Ambition to understand the true danger of what his ansisters were doing!"
 * (Cynder): "His darkness in his heart and that of his Ansister prevented him from controling Golith, and it sealed his fate as well. I wished we had done a better job saving Dogzbull from his own foolishness."
 * (Shifu): "We done the next best thing Cynder, we gave our condolences and apologies to the Dogzbull family, and prevented everyone from shunning them cause of his own lone mistakes."
 * (Cynder): "(Started to sead tears) Well maybe we wouldn't need to do that if we had saved him!"
 * (Icky): "Ok, maybe we could've done a better job keeping Dogz from becoming fish food, but there was nothing we could've done."
 * (But Cynder was heard walking away crying. She laid in the corner to herself.)
 * (Sam): "Uh.... Did I, opened some old wounds?"
 * (Matt): What do you think, Sam?
 * (Brandy): "Well OBVIOUSLY Sam didn't mean to!"
 * (Max): We should just get back to the story now before this conversation makes things more worse.
 * Izzy was doing some more reasearch on Wazabi on The United Universe's most wanted on his computer and found his file.
 * Izzy: Inconceible, this Dr. Wazabi has an incredible villain record!
 * Mimi: "Like what?"
 * Max: Propebly something outlandishly bad I bet.
 * Joe: "What did he do?"
 * Izzy: not only what Dr. Marlin said about Wazabi was true but he was also responseble for creating monsters from Digimon DNA and attempted to design super clone monsters so power they are capable of violent acts of disturction.
 * Devon: That insane barbarian.
 * Matt: "Looks like we got an unexpected mess in our hands."
 * Sam: "Obviously, this can't be something we would handle on our own. We better call the others pronto!"
 * Joe: I know that Spyro and Kairi need a vacation from all the events from last season, but even I know rhat isn't very louger like to ignor the full power of teamwork when a madman's on the loose.
 * Brandy: "Wait a minute guys, Kairi's and Spyro's big day is coming soon, you want them to suddenly DROP everything to deal with some generic Mad Sciencetist?"
 * Sam: "But Brandy, we are not sure if Dr. Wazabi has an involvement with the leage or not. It wouldn;t be smart to forsake Teamwork and the full power of the Louge just so Spyro and Kairi would have the best annivesery ever. Not even they would approve of sacrivicing Japan for the best vacation ever."
 * Sora Girl: "As much as I wouldn't be quick to go against that, Brandy DOES have some points there. Spyro and Kairi need this, cause thanks to the Leage being Princess of Heart napping jerks and all the other problems, they hardly have any good time! So, for once, we HAVE to manage with what we got for now."
 * Sam: "Uh, you sure about this?"
 * Tai: "To be honest, not a hunderd percent. But we stopped Tzekel Khan, Mack Salmon, Etemon and Deadly Dangly Dever once by ourselfs, and prevented them from almost bring forth Devimon. I know this is risky, and we don't know if Wazabi is on his own or not, but we have to try. Kairi and Spyro deserve the chance to bond without jerks like Wazabi to cut that bonding time short."
 * Brandy: "Sam, please.... This is impourent to them...."
 * Tuilo: "Sam, you're not gonna really cave in to this, are y-"
 * Sam: Yeah, I guess you guys are right. After all. We did take down Tzekel Khan, Mack Salmon, Etemon and Deadly Dangly Dever by ourselfs single handedly and prevented Devimon from becoming another serious problem for our friends. So, this is our sole problem, I guess.
 * Tuilo: "...... You drank Kolwalski's exspearimental crazy water, did you?"
 * Max: Oh come on, Tai did bring up that exellent point.
 * Tuilo: "I am not coming on! We don't know what we're dragging ourselfs into?!"
 * Miguel: "Tuilo, we can do this!"
 * Tuilo: "We can't just tackle a force we know little of!"
 * Miguel started to make the begging eyes face.
 * Miguel: And become even more popluar lougers when this is over?
 * Tuilo: "(Scoffs), Who do you think I am, Trixie?"
 * Miguel gives Tuilo the face!
 * Tuilo: "Not with the face!"
 * Tai: Think about it, Tulio. If we take Wazabi down ourselfs we be more famous.
 * Miguel: We could be rich.
 * Matt: We could even get our own spin off series.
 * TK: And I bet it'll be so funny!
 * Tuilo: "Tell me this: WHY that didn't happened the first time when we first stopped Mack and those other guys on our own!?"
 * Tai: ".... That is a good arguement."
 * Mimi gave the cutest face she could make!
 * Mimi: "Pwease Tuilo?"
 * Tulio: Oh Mimi, not you too! Your even worse then Miguel.
 * Tai: "You have to give in eventally!"
 * Tuilo: Any attractive flert from a woman has no effect on-
 * Mimi: Very well, Tulio. You leave me no choice.
 * Dr. Marlin and the General stared blankly of the weird seneirion before them.
 * General: "Uh, should we tell them to-"
 * Dr. Marlin: "No need, I think they're about done."
 * Sam: You two may wanna turn your heads cause Mimi is about unleash her iresistable face.
 * Cornwall and Devon lead The General and Dr. Marlin away.
 * Max: Get ready everybody, Here it comes
 * Mimi gives Tulio her iresistable face as simply iresistable plays.
 * Tuilo: "GAAHAHHHAAA?! IT'S TOO GODFORSAKENLY CUTE?! BLAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!?"
 * Tuilo's nose started to bleed, then his eyes turned into slots, then stopped to pictures of Mimi's cutesy face, then Tuilo started to rip his hair off!
 * (Icky): "DAY-UM?!"
 * (Hiccup): "Wow..... Just.... Wow."
 * (Discord): "Didn't we played Irresistable in "The REAL Best Night Ever"?"
 * (Skipper): "Yes, but it serves a perpose here."
 * Tuilo: "ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT?! ENOUGH?!"
 * Mimi's face turns to normal.
 * Tuilo: "FINE?! YOU WIN!? Just, DON'T, EVER, DO THAT TO ME, AGAIN!?"
 * Miguel: "Now that wasn't hard, was it?"
 * Tuilo: "We're only doing this, as long as things don't go too bad!"
 * Max: "There's a limit on how bad it's allowed to be?"
 * Tuilo brings out a piece of paper, draws on it for abit, then shows the rest a meter.
 * Tuilo: "This represents a limit we have for things to get worse until we HAVE to, no matter what, call in the others for back-up. By worse, I mean say, ike, oh I don't know, if not only if, AND ONLY IF, Wazabi is with the leage, but if they are on the very verge of bring forth a huge dishastor waiting to happen. WE HAVE TO, NO MATTER WHAT, NO IFS ANDS OR BUTS ABOUT IT, CALL THE OTHER LOUGERS?! (Inhales deeply).......  (Exhales calmly.) Is that clear to everyone? Can we consider this, a Gameplan?"
 * Others: "Deal."
 * Dr. Marlin: What just happened?
 * Devon: "Let's just say, it's your usual Louger surrealness."
 * Sam: Let's move, Lodgers! (They head out with Dr. Marlin and the soldiers.)
 * Tai noticed that the Digimon are standing still.
 * Tai: "Hey, you guys coming or what?"
 * Tai took quick note that the Digimon look angry with red eyes.
 * Tai: "Uh, everyone, I think something weird is happening to the Digimon?"
 * Everyone looks at them.
 * Max: "Uh, Sam? Is it normal for them to have the expression face of a vengeful crook and eyes redder then apples?"
 * Sam: 'If I didn't know better, they look as if they're under someone's control."
 * Agumon: (In an amplified voice) We will not fight our own kind!
 * Tentomon: (Amplified voice) We now serve a new leader!
 * Biyomon: (Amplified voice) Our new order is to bring down Tokyo, and establish a new world where Digimon can rule!
 * Gabumon: (Amplified voice) No one is stopping us! (They Digivolve into their Champion forms)
 * Joe: Guys, what the heck is going on with you?
 * Girl Sora: Stop this this instant!
 * Garudamon: WE HEREBY CLAIM TOKYO AS OUR OWN! (The Digimon begin roaring)
 * Tai: Guys, GUYS! STOP! (The Digimon run over the Lodgers, making them cartoonishly flat)
 * TK: This is not good!
 * Joe: Yeah. Our Digimon have never disobeyed us before.
 * Dr. Marlin: I think Dr. Wazabi gained control of them.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Please tell me there's an explanation on how he can do that.
 * Izzy: Well, it says in his criminal records that he had the uncanny and illegal technology of controlling a Digimon's mind, but it's not really explained HOW he can do it.
 * Dr. Marlin: I thought he was relieved of that technology!
 * Izzy: It might be possible he stole some more of it from a black market trade. Do you have ANY idea how much Digimon mind-control technology is in the black market?
 * Joe: I don't know, why ask us that?
 * Izzy: Millions! Enough to provide for a starving family. Enough to pay a mortgage a hundred times over. Enough to pay for even the most expensive of surgeries.
 * Girl Sora: Amazing!
 * Sam: That's in yen, right?
 * Mr. Whiskers: Yen?
 * Sam: The money currency unit of Japan. Like dollars in North America, or euro in Europe, or yuan in China.
 * Izzy: Depends on which country you sell it to, yes. But as I've said, Digimon mind-control is illegal, and is punishable by either the loss of your Digimon, or 20 years of jail time.
 * Tai: But still, we need to stop Wazabi from doing this, and save our Digimon.
 * TK: Uh, what did they mean by 'claiming Tokyo as their own'?
 * Izzy: I don't really know. It must be the same reason why Marzilla and the other Monsters terrorizing the city are doing that. If I'm reading his criminal records correctly, Dr. Wazabi was a cyber-terrorist hacker when he became 18, and downloaded a glitch into the Digimon World that turned all the Digimon evil until he was caught.
 * Dr. Marlin: You mean the Great Digimon Corruption Glitch of 1975? I thought that was just a corrupt child who tried to take down the Digimon World for kicking him out of membership. He never mentioned such a thing!
 * Izzy: Well, that child DID have a hand in helping Wazabi do it. In fact, it was his son, Orra. Orra is currently in prison. That's probably one of the many reasons why Wazabi is doing this. He must also be trying to take control of the Digimon World so he can cause a Digimon revolution.
 * Dr. Marlin: Wazabi never told me about his criminal past let alone he actselly HAD one, or that he had a son.
 * General: You probably never asked. Then again, it wasn't like he was gonna tell you anyway. I mean, talking about a criminal track record is a netourious conversation killer.
 * Mimi: We have to stop him!
 * Ed the Otter: But how?
 * Tulio: I think we should just call the Lodgers.
 * Mimi: We still haven't proved he's with the Villain League, remember? That was the deal.
 * Tulio: But how are we supposed to stop him with our own Digimon under his control?
 * Sam: We'll think of something.
 * Tulio: Think of something? Oh, sure, thinking ALWAYS--
 * Mimi: Don't make me use the face on you again!
 * Tulio: OKAY, sorry!
 * General: "While you guys do that, The Millaterry is gonna stay behind and try to slow those things down."
 * The General and the Soldiers in tanks rode off to face the mind-warped Digimon in battle.
 * Dr. Marlin: "I am gonna help you find Dr. Wazabi. There's been unclear rumors he is hiding out in the most dangerious parts of Isle Monstro. There's even talk he stolen himself a private army of exspearimental Robotic Ninjas, or the "Ninbot" series made by the famed Dr. Makazoki. We also have to look out for, Wazabi's failed exspeariments that protrol the Island. He was exspearimenting on a new strain of Digimon called "Cyber-Mon", the perfect breed of Cyberconectics and Digimon.... They failed when they were too savage even to each-other. The Cybermon mostly resemble Kuwagamons, Shellmons, Seadramons, Ogremons, and Tyranamons."
 * Tuilo: "Please tell me your kidding."
 * Dr. Marlin: I wish I was.
 * Tulio: Well, that's tears it. Let's get the--
 * Mimi: Don't even think about it, or I'll give you a face that's TWICE as cute as the last one, and is SO cute, it puts Puss's kitty cat stare to shame.
 * Tulio: Alright, fine! But don't say I didn't warn you.
 * Tai: Well, handling the Cyber-Mons shouldn't be too hard, right? You said they hate each other, so why don't we go Megashark vs. Giant Octopus on their fannies and get them to kill each other?
 * Dr. Marlin: BRILLIANT!!!
 * Sam: Actually, that's not a very good plan. What if their battles lead to damage of the city?
 * Tai:...Hmm...you know, I never really thought of that.
 * Matt: I say we should do it anyway. If it means taking them down, I'm with Tai 100%.
 * TK: I can't help but wonder how Japan is able to pay for all the damages that are done by out-of-control monsters.
 * Sam: Well, the High Council made an article when Godzilla first wreaked havoc called the Kojira Article of 1954, which allowed the town's government to easily and automatically pay for all the property damage any monster did to a town. Of course, this lead to other similar articles that our UUniversal governments needed after a heroic battle or war.
 * TK: Wow, cool.
 * Dr. Marlin: So are we doing the Cyber-Mon slaughter plan, or what? And don't worry about their battles eventally leading to Japan. Isle Monstro is VERY FAR AWAY from Japan, a good 600 miles or so, and the Cyber Seadramons prefer lakes over the ocean.
 * Miguel: "Now if only we can get there."
 * Sam: "AHEM! If Max and Myself could make a suggestion?"
 * Sam and Max pose dramaticly to Mega Max.
 * Joe: "Oh yeah. We could just take the Mega Max 3000."
 * Tai: Then let's go.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Oh, so they're coming after me, eh? (Laughs) What imbeciles. Nobody who's come to this sector of the island has lived to tell the tale. Even something as big as a rabbit robot is useless.
 * Ninbot: Let's not take our chances, sir. Who knows what they're capable of?
 * Dr. Wazabi: I'd like to see them get past my Cyber-Mons alive and without a single scratch on their precious robot. (Cackles) The Digimon shall pay for what they did to my son, AND to me! Rest assured, the Digimon World will soon me mine to conquer, and not even a bunch of misfits can stop me.
 * Ninbot: Surely, you do know that they are part of the infamous Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Dr. Wazabi: You think I don't know that? But I tell you, agreeing to be by themselves will be the WORSE mistake they'll ever make. My Cyber-Mons have taken down skyscrapers more threatening than them. They'll be done by the time they get here. (Cackles)
 * Max: (Mega Max walks across the sea floor scaring off sea life in it's way) To be honest, we never knew the Mega Max could be useful underwater.
 * Sam: Well, the Geek made a few modifications before we entered the Lodge. Now it can be useful in aquatic environments. She's still working on some jets so it can fly.
 * Tulio: How far is the Isle, anyway?
 * Dr. Marlin: It's not really that far.
 * TK: Wow, it's beautiful down here.
 * Joe: Personally, I don't like being in aquatic environments. Fish tend to be in sizes that could really scare me--(A grouper appears on the window, and Joe screams, and falls onto Mimi)
 * Tai: (He and Matt laugh) Scared of a grouper much?
 * Grouper: (Gets a confused expression, but shakes it off, and swims away)
 * Joe: Geez, I'm wishing this bucket of bolts can fly.
 * Matt: Oh, stop whining. We're not scared of any kind of fish--(Suddenly, an Ocean Sunfish scares them) YAARRRGGHHH!! (Everyone laughs, even Joe)
 * Sunfish: Sorry, dude. Didn't mean to scare ya'.
 * Matt: IS THAT EVEN A FISH?!? IT LOOKS LIKE A JET!!!
 * Sam: That, my friend, is Mola mola, the Ocean Sunfish. It's a pretty rare creature that, in this part of the world, was once considered a delicious delicacy.
 * Sunfish: Pfft, 'delicacy' he says. Bad enough Asians eat dogs as a cuisine.
 * Sam: HEY!!!
 * Tulio: Hey, that's not very nice!
 * Sunfish: Hey, guess what?
 * Tulio: What?
 * Sunfish: Fuck you.
 * Tulio: Fuck YOU!
 * Sunfish: FUCK YOU!
 * Tulio: FUCK YOU!!!
 * Batty: GUYS, THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT!!!
 * Tulio/Sunfish: Sorry.
 * Max: Just get out of here, you slippery sea jet.
 * Sunfish: HAH, that joke sucked. (Swims away)
 * Miguel:...What was up with him?
 * Tulio: I have NO idea. Let's just get to Isle Monstro. It'll be a miracle if we survive our first Cyber-Mon attack.
 * The Mega Max is seen climbing up to the beach.
 * Sam: "Well, here we are, at Isle Monstro."
 * Tuilo: "Oh boy, I can ALREADY tell this is gonna be a fun time."
 * Ninbot: "Subject Lougers have arrived to the island. Will not take them too long to reach our sector of the island."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Let them come. We have PLENTLY of surprises waiting for them, not even that silly clunky rabbit bot will protect them from what I have in store for them. (Chuckles)."
 * Max: I think we're getting closer to the sector.
 * Sam: What makes you think that? (Max points out a sign that says 'Beware: Forbidden Experimental Area. Do Not Trespass.') Oh.
 * Matt: Well, we won't be deterred by a simple warning. (The Mega Max walks past the sign, and through the jungles)
 * Max: Especially since we have a 60ft fighting machine to protect us. We kicked a giant Cyclops' butt with it once. Sure it led to a simple injury, but we won the battle, right?
 * Joe: That doesn't exactly make me feel any better.
 * Tai: Please, we'll be okay. (Suddenly a roar is heard in the distance)...Oh, boy.
 * Dr. Marlin: A Cyber-Mon! They must know we're here.
 * Batty: Then let's be on our toes. (The Mega Max stands on it's toes)
 * Max: (Chuckles)
 * Sam: I'm getting a bogey on our 2:00! And...OH, CRAP!!! THERE'S 4 more coming at us in various directions!
 * Dr. Marlin: Well, I guess we can get started on getting them to kill each other.
 * Sam: They're coming in VERY hot!
 * Mr. Whiskers: But it's not that hot outside.
 * Brandy: (Sighs)
 * Joe: I CAN SEE ONE!!! (A Kuwagamon-like Cyber-Mon appears, with a prosthetic leg, 2 prosthetic arms, and robotic parts all over it's body, and roars)
 * Tai: Wow, they DO look like several evil Digimon. (Then, a Shellmon-like Cyber-Mon appears, with machinery on it's shell, a prosthetic eye, and a prosthetic arm) (Then another Kuwagamon-like Cyber-Mon appears, and then an Ogremon-like Cyber-Mon appears, much larger than the original Ogremon. It has prosthetic armor, a prosthetic horn, prosthetic arms, and a prosthetic eye. And finally, a Tyrannomon-like Cyber-Mon appears, with prosthetic armor, prosthetic eyes, a prosthetic hand, a prosthetic arm and leg, and a prosthetically-linked tail. They all roar at them)
 * Joe: MOMMY!!! (Runs around the room) AARRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Max: WE'RE SURROUNDED!!!
 * Dr. Marlin: But at least they're together, so it's only a matter of time before they attack each other--(The Cyber-Mons work together to destroy the Mega Max) WHAT THE--?!?
 * Girl Sora: Why aren't they attacking each other?
 * Max: I don't know, but they're not gonna take us without a fight. (The Mega Max shakes the Cyber-Mons off of it, and gets into fighting stance) C'MON, YOU BIG BABIES!!! (The Cyber-Mons roar at them)
 * Dr. Marlin: Wazabi must've improved on their personalities.
 * Lola: Or perhaps he's mind controlling them like the rest of the Digimon terrorizing Tokyo.
 * Dr. Marlin: Yeah, they have red eyes, so that's accurate.
 * Cyber-Ogremon: MUST DESTROY ROBOT! (Attacks the Mega Max, and it punches him in the nose) OWCH! (The Mega Max grabs Cyber-Shellmon, spins it around)
 * Max: (Singing) You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round, round-round! (Throws Cyber-Shellmon off to the distance, and a crash is heard) Scratch one bogey.
 * Cyber-Tyrannomon: (Roars, and his cyber-eyes start to glow, and suddenly fire heat lasers, damaging the Mega Max)
 * Mr. Whiskers: MOMMA MIA, THAT THING HAS HEAT VISION!!!
 * Brandy: "Just our luck."
 * Max: "If only we have a giant reflective surface to us against them."
 * Mimi: "Oh I just LOVE what they did with that Giant reflective glass radio tower."
 * Such a thing is seen.
 * Sam and Max stared blankly.
 * Max: "Now THERE'S something you don't see every day."
 * Sam: "That's exactly why I always relie on plot related convinences and cartoon magic."
 * Cyber-Tyrannomon prepares for another heat vision attack!
 * Max: Let's time it! (The Mega Max stands in front of the reflective tower, and Cyber-Tyrannomon fires it's heat vision, and the Mega Max dodges it, instantly sending the laser bouncing off the tower, and back at Cyber-Tyrannomon, melting it, leaving nothing but goo and metal prosthetics)
 * Joe: (Holds in vomit)
 * Girl Sora: That is just nasty! (Cyber-Kuwagamon flies towards the Mega Max, but it tears off one of it's robotic arms, and beats the Cyber-Kuwagamon with it)
 * Sam: That'll hurt in the morning. (It tries to pick up Cyber-Kuwagamon, but the other Cyber-Kuwagamon attacks behind them, grabbing onto the Mega Max)
 * Ed the Otter: Oh, boy!
 * Max: (The Mega Max pulls the 2nd Cyber-Kuwagamon off of it, and throws it onto the 1st one) How'd you like that, you overgrown termite?
 * Cyber OgreMon charges madly at Mega Max!
 * Max: (Dodges Cyber-Ogremon's attack) Ole!
 * Dr. Wazabi: This-this is impossible! My Cyber-Mons have destroyed things bigger than that piece of junk!
 * Ninbot: They're Shell Lodgers. They're obviously not like those they destroyed.
 * Dr. Wazabi: I told you I didn't need to be reminded, you tin can!
 * Ninbot: Sorry, sir.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Well, I guess I'll have to kick it up a notch. (Presses a button)
 * Cyber-Ogremon: (The Cyber-Mons all begin to rush the Mega Max at once, and push it to the ground)
 * Sam: WHOA! Looks like they've stepped up their game.
 * Joe: Please tell me there's a way to stop them!
 * Max: We're working on it. (The Mega Max gets up, and grabs Cyber-Ogremon by the horns, pushing on him, and in an instant, throws Cyber-Ogremon into the distance, where he crashes)
 * Cyber-Ogremon: (In distance) Ow!
 * Brandy: 3 down, 2 to go. (The two Cyber-Kuwagamons face the Mega Max, and hiss at them)
 * Max: YOU WANNA PIECE OF US, YOU CYBERNETIC EXCUSES FOR BUGS? (The Mega Max sticks it's butt at them, and it opens up, revealing Max, who rasberries at them, and the butt closes in on him)
 * (Baby Cakes): (They both giggle) Butt spit! (Laugh)
 * (Max): Well, that's a pretty funny way to describe it.
 * Sam: Here we go! (The Cyber-Kuwagamons charge at them, and the Mega Max grabs them by the mouth pincers, and smacked their faces into each other)
 * Girl Sora: Ooh, that's gotta sting.
 * Max: (Spins the Cyber-Kuwagamons around, and then throws them off into the distance) Thank you for flying Air Whoopass.
 * Sam: Yep. That's the last of them. (Suddenly, the radar picks up 10 more Cyber-Mons coming towards them) Oh, boy! There's more coming our way.
 * Max: Well, we've fought long enough, let's get the hell out of here.
 * Sam: I agree. (The Mega Max runs out of the area as several other Cyber-Mons are seen chasing them down)
 * Brandy: "Somethng tells me we MIGHT be alittle bit late!"
 * Batty: Boy are we in deep crud!
 * Dr. Marlin: "I have something that may be able to stop, or at least slow down the Cybermon."
 * Dr. Marlin reveils her bookback.
 * Dr. Marlin: "I'll leave you, with a map to Dr. Wazabi's lair."
 * Dr. Marlin suddenly vanished and went outside!
 * Brandy: "IS SHE CRAZY?!"
 * Dr. Marlin opens her bookback, and suddenly, in a cool scene, her book back turns into a cool full body suit, then sudden, bursting out of the groud from not too far from here, is a huge, Power Ranger like battle robot. As Dr. Marlin gets inside!
 * Sam and Max stared blankly.
 * Max: "Now THERE'S something ya don't see everyday."
 * Sam: "And that my firends is why I think crazy japanese igmagination is cool sometimes."
 * Dr. Marlin: "Crane Battle Bot, engaged!?"
 * The Battle Bot was actavated.
 * Tulio: Should we stay and help her?
 * The Battle Bot is seen kicking serious tush!
 * Sam: "Somehow, I think she can handle herself."
 * Brandy: "Besides, she gave us a map, so we have to go now before another Cybermon wave appears."
 * Tai: Then what're we waiting for? (The Mega Max walks off)
 * Dr. Wazabi: (Sighs) Okay, this is NOT gonna be easy. (Presses a button)
 * Dr. Marlin: (The Cyber-Mons turn their attention to the Mega Max, and chase after it) HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!? FIGHT ME!!! (The Cyber-Mons ignored her and went after the Mega Max) DAMN YOU, WAZABI!!! (Sends the Crane BattleBot after them)
 * Joe: Uh, guys? Is it me, or are the Cyber-Mons...chasing us?
 * Max: AARRRRGGGHHH!!! DAMN YOU, WAZABI!!!
 * Sam: Max, calm down, there's children here!
 * Lola: Well, just forget the Cyber-Mons and just FLOOR IT!!! (The Mega Max runs faster, and makes it to a lake where it trips over into the water, falling flat on it's face)
 * Brandy: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!? (Suddenly, a familiar growl was heard)
 * Tai: Oh, no. I know that growl anywhere. (The Mega Max gets up, and a Cyber-Seadramon is seen, with cybernetic flippers, machinery covering it's head, and a robotic tail flipper)
 * Matt: Oh, great! Could this get any worse? (The Cyber-Seadramon smacks the glass window, causing it to crack)
 * Girl Sora: GET IT UP, GET IT UP, GET IT UP, GET IT UP!!! (The Mega Max is unable to get up due to other Cyber-Seadramons holding onto the Mega Max's legs)
 * Mr. Whiskers: THERE ARE MORE CYBER-MONS HOLDING ONTO THE LEGS!!! (Water starts to spray from out of the cracks)
 * Joe: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
 * Suddenly, The Battle Bot charges through the water, and surpasses and beats the Cyber-Seadraon quickly, and gets the Mega Max to the surface on the otherside of the lake, away from the other Cyber-Mon on the other side.
 * Dr. Marlin: "I think Wazabi really doesn't want you to stop him if he is going through all this trouble!"
 * Max: "What can we say, we're villain henchmen magnets."
 * A Huge wave ofCyber-Seadramon rose from all parts of the lake.
 * Dr. Marlin: "Ok, it's about time this nonsense stops, right here, right now."
 * The Battle Bot edmits a sonic disupter that causes all the Cyber-mon to return to their former, savage selfs, as already they began to battle eachother.
 * Dr. Marlin: "I have to stay here and keep the disupter active as long as I can so you can be allowed to stop Wazabi. You have the map I gave, so go there without me."
 * Sam: "The Mega Max is a big mess. We're gonna have to continue on foot."
 * Max: Where's the louger van when you need it?
 * Sam: "It's busy being needed for needed transport for-"
 * Max: "IT WAS  A RITORICAL QUESTION?!"
 * Matt: Come on, lets just go while we still can.
 * The Group got out of the Mega Max as they make a run for it!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Hmm.... Perhaps, I have underestimated those misfits. Those Cybermon were nothing but failed exspeariments for a reason. Should've figured they couldn't handle a cheaply buildt battle bot the size of a tacky airport restaurent! Ninbots! Go out into the Jungle, can capture them! I have a fate worse then death in store for them!"
 * Ninbot 1: "Capture protocal, adnitsiated."
 * 19 Ninbots vanished into the shadows.
 * Tai: "Well, the Mega Max's busted now, Dr. Marlin is left behind to hold off those Cyber-Mon, and we're walking in a netoruiously dangerious island. But at least we have eachother."
 * Tuilo: "Ok, did everyone secured the Map?"
 * T.K.: "I did!"
 * Mr. Whiskers: Well at least things cant get any worse form here.
 * Brandy: "WISKERS?!"
 * 19 Ninbots appeared and surrounded them in a complete circle.
 * Max: "I think we just met Dr. Wazabi's Ninbots."
 * Sam: "Let's engage in an intense but figerating fight sequences."
 * Sam and Max ran off, reappeared in Karate Outfits and Fake Human Hand gloves!
 * Ninbot 1: "Attack Protocal: engage!"
 * A Ninbot attacked, but was met with Sam kicking it hard, sent flying across the Jungle while letting out a goofy holler in the progress! Dr. Wazabi who was watching this groaned in annoyance.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Note to self: Never send Ninbots to do an evil genuis' job!
 * Max: Ok, anyone of Dr. Wazabi's pathetic excuse for hecnhmen like to be next?
 * The Ninbots, because they were not programed to have fear, brought out lazer ninja swords!
 * Sam: "Oh, stubborn ninja robots, eh?"
 * The 18 Ninbots charged!
 * Tai: (Got into a kung fu pose) Ready guys?
 * Joe was hiding behind a tree!
 * Joe: "I'm just gonna stay out of this if tthat's ok!"
 * (Rainbow Dash): "(Annoyed Sigh), And I thought Fluttershy wusses out on us at the worse possable moment!"
 * (Sam): "To his credit, he's generally helpless without his Digimon having his back and do all the fighting for him. But losing their digimon didnt stop Tai and others from fighting since they learned Kung Fu from Po and the Kung Fu Gang, Phil's painful training sessons as well as Tai being very skillful with a sword in Tman's fanfiction stories."
 * (Max): "Tecnecly Sam, Tman's fanfiction career didn't happen yet. Remember this was before Season 2 offitcally started AND before a certain annouencement of a game-chaning start-off of Season 14."
 * (Sam) True, but we're still going to have Kairi as a member of our family, Max. Make no mistake on that.
 * Ninbot: "Comence protocal: Misfit assulting program."
 * Cornwall: Ok, ya stubborn ninja robot bullies. You guys asked for it!
 * The Ninbots began their attack!
 * Tai: Let's get them!
 * They battled and then a huge fightcloud form!
 * Max: NO PRISONERS!!!!!
 * Mimi appeared from behind the same tree Joe was hiding from.
 * Mimi: Mind if I join you, Joe?
 * Joe: "By all means."
 * The battle continued for almost an hour until finally, as the fightcloud cleared, Sam and Max where sitting on a pile of beaten Ninbots, while Brandy, Wiskers, Lola, Devon and Cornwall, Ed, Tai, Kari, Matt, TK, Izzy, Miguel, Tulio, Sora and Batty appeared to be brused with black eyes and halfy torn clothes.
 * Mimi and Joe see this.
 * Mimi: "Goodness, your all a mess."
 * Tai: "Well, battle tends to leave both parties slightly bruzed. Some more then others."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Hmm.... Not even Ninbots can properly stop them. Though, I supposed it should've have been easily prodicted in light that the Cyber-mon failed first, and those were but failed exspeariments. But, I do have a much more, powerful, intended project already in the works."
 * Dr. Wazabi walks as more Ninbots are seen working on a silluetted force.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "What was studied from that battle against my other failed Exspeariments that was Marzilla and those other creatures, I have enough data to create to create a very speical Cybermon of a completely new creation, not yet based on ANY existing Digimon. I call it..."
 * The Silluette is reveiled to be a monster based on the combined cyborgedised parts of the Digimon's ultamate forms.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "My perfect revenge, MalWaremon!"
 * ???: "Exsellent Doctor. This beast will be a perfect part of our monster forces."
 * Dr. Wazabi turns to see Mack Salmon, Etemon, Sir Ruber, Gaspar Le Gecko, and Tzekel-Kan appeared from the Shadows.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Well I still HAVE to test it first, and there's still progress in completing a few details first. But yes, I think this beast will be quite a benifit from you, for a small, meger fee. I never expected the Leage has desided to buy monsters from a simple, humble, mad scienctist who hates the socity that betrayed him."
 * Mack Salmon: "Sadly, the ones we currently have started to, shall we say, lose their edge. Even our most powerful have seen nothing but defeats. We desided the leage deserves a more, comident monsters."
 * Ruber: "Problem is, Mang isn't at all aware we're making secret deals with an Indie Crowd Villain behind his back. Dispite being an OC Villain himself, he's not fond of the Indie Crowd prefering to think they are capable to be evil without Darkspawn aide."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Well sorry if we're not ALL crazed demon worshippers. We have our standerds that we prefer it more if we commit acts of villainy because it is for our own reasons. It's also suggested that there's some realijustus fear about trusting demons, or deny that they're even real, or in my cause, I know well enough that once you give them what they want, they'll betray you and leave you for dead so they can do some insanely dark and evil thing that in hindsight was the reason why they were imprisoned to begin with! Demons have a bad tendingcy to be giant jerks to even those considered to be "Allies"."
 * Mack Salmon: "We would try to make you see otherwise, but unlike Mang, the rest of the leage are capable to acknowledge that not every villain fully wish to benifit Malefor for the Glory of Malefor, in your cause, you would only seek to help him at all, or us to be more pircise, albeit briefly, in exchange for slight profit."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Well being a Mad Scienctist doesn't exactly put food on the table, and I am not in the position to get a more "Legal" Job in light of my imfamy! That's why if any villain team seeks any of my monsters, I'm not just gonna hand them over, I expect to be combinsated first."
 * Mack Salmon: "How's about this: we'll pay you full price of your choosing for the Monster, plus an additional bonus for the destruction of the lougers, by the least, what is currently a problem!"
 * Gaspar: "Expect Brandy, I still have ze hots for her!"
 * Mack Salmon annoyed: "Fine, except the dog brat. but the rest of those fools are fair game."
 * Etemon: 'And about those Brats' pets, we'll take them off yer hands for an additional seperate price. Having Malwaremon, plus the Digidestines Pets as additional leverage, we're gonna be making a killing in conguring the United Universe with them!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Hmm.... A complincated, and hard bargin, but you gentlemen have earned my favor. I already have another, more stronger Ninbot team on the way to capture them. I already have a fitting punishment that is a fate far worse then death."
 * Ruber: You better hope for your sake that your capture and severe punishmening of Sam, Max and their companions suceeds cause do you know what will happen if you fail?
 * Mack Salmon: "Here's a hint: it's worse then just desiding buying monsters from you may not be a worthy investment."
 * Etemon grabs a computer, and brutally smashes it with his fists!
 * Tzekel-Khan: But that's not the worse part of what happens if you fail us. The Deal is that if you fail to help us despose of Sam, Max and their friends, not only will you receive a severe beating, you will lose everything you have...including your soul!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Goodness. You gentlemen don't like to be disappointed I see. Don't worry, these particular Nonbots are, masters of surprise. You'll be seeing those primitive Misfits before you before you had a chance to realise it."
 * Sam and Max and gang saw that the Hidden Base is not to far from here.
 * Sam: "Well friends, it looks like this chapter in our lives is about to wrap up in a nice pretty bow. Still, I can't shake this strange feeling we're being watch in a clished sort of way."
 * Highly advanced Ninbots in stronger armor, and deadlier weapons are hiding very carefully."
 * Max: "Yeah, like in those cheesy horror flicks. Don't stay out in the dark for too long!"
 * Suddenly, a lazer net traps all of the gang!
 * Max: "And speaking of those clished movie moments."
 * Sam: "What's wrong, with this picture?"
 * The heavily armored Ninbots appeared, about nearly 60 of them.
 * HA Ninbot: "Targets, secured."
 * Tuilo: "Ok, THAT'S IT?! We're calling the lougers and that's tha-"
 * A Ninbot grabs all of the Louger's communicators and destroys them!"
 * Another Gabs Batty and disables him from being used as a radio!
 * Miguel: "Maybe we should've called the other lougers while we had the chance."
 * Tuilo: "YA THINK?!"
 * The Gang are handcuffed (Batty is caged) as they are being taken into the base.
 * Tuilo: "Well, I hope allowing Spyro and Kairi the chance to bond for a few measly days was worth not just our own lives, BUT ALL OF TOYKO?!"
 * Brandy: "I KNOW THIS ISN'T ENDING WELL LIKE WE HOPE, DON'T RUB IT IN?!"
 * Max: "Hey, it could be worse."
 * The Gang are thrown to kneel at the feet of Dr. Wazabi.
 * Max: "(Brittish Accent) Dr. Wazabi I assumed."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Why yes, for once, you assumed correctly. And thanks to you, I am bout to become a very wealthy stork. Cause your capture has made my costamers VERY happy!"
 * Brandy: "So what are they, a bunch of jerk Black Market representives?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "They're representing something all right, but not the Black Market. Plus, I have a surprise for all of you aside from what I have instore for you."
 * Joe: "I'm already wishing we'd listened to Tuilo."
 * Tuilo: "THANK YOU?!"
 * Tai: Oh yeah? Well what kind of surprise you got for us anyway?
 * ???: Forgetting us allready, Taichi?
 * The Villain Leagers appeared.
 * Max: "Aw, Mack Salmon again?"
 * Tai: "ETEMON?!"
 * Cornwall: "RUBER?!"
 * Brandy: "(Annoyed sigh), Gaspar, again?"
 * Tuilo: "Oh no, Tzekel Khan."
 * Joe: "Oh gees, as if a crazed old stork wasn't bad enough, now these creeps?"
 * Sam: "Is it safe to assumed that the leage is interested in Dr. Wazabi's monsters?"
 * Mack Salmon: "They will once they have heard of it from us."
 * Brandy: "Wait, your doing this without Mang's approval or awareness? That sounds like something that stupid fox Jungie would do!"
 * Etemon: Ya dumn spoild brat of a canine, ofcourse where doing this with Mang and Mirage's approval and awareness. What do you think they were keeping Junjie under heavy servalence for?
 * Brandy: "Oh yeah? Then call them."
 * Etemon: "....."
 * Brandy: "Well, call them to comfirm this."
 * Mack Salmon: "Tsk, your smarter then anpisipated, child. Ok fine, aside from what you see, the rest of the leage, including Mang, are not exactly, aware of this situation. And I bet your wondering, WHY am I doing this? Why am I suddenly behaving like Jungie?"
 * Sam: "Because your disgusted on how Mang is such an imcompident jerk and you want him to fix up his compidence by secretly working behind his back that if failed, would end up turning him into a High Council punching bag?"
 * ???: "OH FOR THE SAKE OF THE DEVINES, THEY HAVEN'T FOUND OUT YET?!"
 * Suddenly, Jungie appeared from the shadows!
 * Tuilo: "OHHHHHHHHH, GREAT?! And we were JUST talking talking about you!?"
 * Jungie: "The Carade's over, the disguises no longer have use!"
 * The Villains present suddenly turn into Jungie's Leopards. It implies that Mack Salmon and the other villains were not really involved to begin with!
 * Jungie: "It's the same trick I once used to fool the Panda into thinking Oogway's ghost came back in order to claim the Jade Palace."
 * Lola: "Annnnnnnnnd You taught them that, why?"
 * Jungie: "Well, it's all for cover! You see, ever since that dragon fiasco some time ago from berk, I need a more stragtitic way to finally embetter the leage! I joined forces with Dr. Wazabi so we can have his most pwerful creation in his arsenal, for a price alchorse. This time around, what better way to make Mang realise he's being an inmature fool, then for him to scold someone not actselly guilty of disobeying him! I planned to frame Mack Salmon to look like he's suddenly no better then me, that he became, another wrongfully denied smart individual like me, tired of being forced to be a second banana, desided to make a very risky move on his part and make a secret deal with an Indie Villain, I.E., Dr. Wazabi. (Laughs), and to confirm this, we made a video tape of such a deal being made, which includes a full on planned assassination against you twits! We had already sent it to the Leage Fortress Via E-Mail. Even as we speak, Mang will be so ruthless, so idioticly cruel to Mack and the various souls involved, that once I came in, heroicly, in our terms, with the captured "Imposters", that my Leopards will pretend to be, Mirage will be enraged that Mang's stupidity has almost costed them valuable team members, espeically Ruber who had a hand in aiding the almost successful attempt of bring Mang back in Camelot. Mang will finally see the light. He will thank me for awaking him from his stuper of stupidity, treat me like the stragitgist i should be seen as, not some, crazy old fox! Alchorse, the successful containing of a powerful monster, the knowledge of a good monster creater, and the death of some of the louger's bulk, are also good steps in the faverable direction. You see, I met Wazabi sometime after that mess in Berk, and he agreed to go along with this. So, any final requests, lougers?"
 * Brandy: "...... You honestly went through ALL this trouble for the sake of getting Mang to stop acting like an evil verson of Wiskers? Even to the point of framing one of the members of your own team? Wow, just, wow. I'm almost wishing Spyro would've just went ahead and killed you, but then again, you would've been brought back by the reserection polocy the leage has so what would've been the point? But still, Juns, teaming up with an Indie, secret deals, a framing operation, and an unapproved attempt at our lives, not to mention a serious mess being made in Tokyo, we're looking at, like, nearly an entire year of cleaning out the Jabberwocky's litter box."
 * Jungie: "ONLY, if it fails. But I had pain stakingly made sure, my plan will WORK this time! Not even you can stop me now!"
 * Max: "Not to put a damper on things, but, you forgot someone."
 * Jungie: "Like what?"
 * Sam: You may not like it if we tell you.
 * Jungie: Try me.
 * Tai: "We don't know if you want to hear it!"
 * Jungie: "FOR DEVINES SAKE, TELL ME NOW OR I'LL HAVE WAZABI ORDER HIS NINBOTS TO STAB YOU ALL TO PIECES WITH LAZER SWORDS?!"
 * Sam: "We were threaten with worse."
 * Max: "Say cheese first."
 * Jungie: "Ok fine?! Cheese?! Now tell me?!"
 * Max: A few word:..... Mar, Lin.
 * Jungie: "I'm sorry, what?"
 * Dr. Wazabi gasped.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "By the red sea, I completely forgot all about-"
 * BOOM!
 * The Battle Bot is seen.
 * Junjie: Whats This?!?
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Dr. Marlin's battle bot, Cranetron!"
 * Jungie, in a panic, ran to he button and awaken MalWaremon!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "YOU FOOL?! I DIDN'T COMPLETE THE FINAL TOUCHES?! WE CAN'T CONTROL IT NOW?!"
 * MalWaremon goes on a rampage and starts to destroy the lab, prompting the villains to retreat, as MalWaremon flies up, and heads torowrds Tokyo.
 * Tai: "THAT THING'S HEADING FOR THE CITY?!"
 * Girl Sora: "We have to stop it?!"
 * Dr. Marlin: "I took the time to repair the Mega Max, and gave it a few quick updates. I'll take you too it, we'll have to worry about Wazabi and that Fox friend of his in due time. First, I need to call my secret weapon agaisnt that abomination."
 * MalWaremon runs a rampage through the city!
 * The General: "AW COME ON, WE JUST FINISHED CAPTURING THE ROUGE DIGIMON, NOW, THIS THING?!"
 * Soldier: "I hope nothing happened to the Lougers and Dr. Marlin!"
 * Dr. Marlin: (Hologram) General? Can you hear me?
 * General: "Oh there you are, Marlin! If you called about the Giant weird Cyborg Digimon Abomination, it's attacking our city! Please tell me you and Cranetron are on your way!"
 * Dr. Marlin: We are but we need you to send in RedWarGreymon!
 * General: "Right! But, we don't know where Red WGM is!
 * Dr. Marlin: Go to my lab, by that, the one in the city, not Monstro Island. and summon him with the Red WGM Becon as soon as we get the rouge Digimon cured with the antidote. We'll be there as soon as Wazabai and his conspired ally of the infamous Villain Leage, a Fox named Jungie, are detained. Unless we act quickly there will be no stopping MalWaremon.
 * General: "I should be concerned about your mentioning of the Villain Leage, but saving Tokyo is too impourent?!"
 * The General instructs the soldiers slow down MalWaremon as he hopped on a vicitcle to get to the beacon!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Thanks alot for damaging my due progress, fox!?"
 * Jungie: "This is all a minor setback, Dr. Wazabi. At least, tecnecly, you'll still have your revenge on those ungratful fools who denied you of your ability to redeem yourself in hopes the forgiveness you gain will get your son back."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "But not without my control on MalWaremon! Espeically when my lab was destroyed as a result, and the creature desimated most of my now scattered and aimless Ninbot forces! It'll take forever to repair them all!"
 * Jungie: "Look, my plan STILL has a chance! The Email is already in Cobra's Inbox by now! He has seen it, and has already started to be brutal to Mack Salmon! I'll time it right, bring in the imposter Mack and Co., reignite Cobra's comidence though causing an awkword moment on him, then the Leage will repair all damages on your facsility and minions. Afterwords, I hope this does not change the whole "You will sell the leage powerful and dangerious monsters" thing, right?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "(Sigh)..... Helping my son and setting him on the right path is too impourent for petty pride. Very well, Fox. We will have to lay low for awhile."
 * Jungie: "Thank you for understanding... Your plans to just reform are unsettling, but as long as they are before you sell us the monsters, I'll pay less attention to such. So, if you were a hacker, and, all other things concerning a rather checkered past, why did you offered to make monsters as an anti-darkspawn defence force?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "You said so yourself, fox. It was my way to repent for my careless and thoughtless sins. It costed me my son as a result. He's only in jail, because I was a bad influenced to him. I hoped if I could have Marzilla and the other Monstro Isle Monsters to protact tokyo from Darkspawn and any evil Digimon that sought to harm us, maybe my past will be forgotten and forgived.... However, I rushed too quickly on the monsters, and didn't had the heart to control them in light I mixed in Digimon DNA into them, making them half Godzilla and Godzilla Monsters Rip-offs and Half-Digimon, explaining their extra powerful potainional, so, then came the mistake that resulted of Marzilla and the other monsters almost destroying Tokyo. I was outcasted as a result. My revenge was the result of sadness, that any hope of having my son freed from jailed, forever tarnished. It was mostly because, I lacked better options to help him."
 * Jungie: "Well, sucks to be you."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "At least you would be able to finally break your master's ignorence and foolishness if this still goes well, but me... I am not sure if I'll ever free my son now. I was not born an evil bird. I was made like this, cause in my youth, I was tortured by malicious bullies from my childhood, and the teachers or principals only could do so much to halt it. I had nothing else to turn to, but, this dark path. It started my questionable hacker history, and costed me my son.... Now, I have no other way to help my son now."
 * Jungie: "Well, on the positive side, it most certainly cannot get worse."
 * ???: Oh yeah?
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Who said that?"
 * Dr. Wazabi and Jungie turned and too their shock, standing right behind them was a red version of WarGreymon with red armor, blue eyes, black hair and trimings.
 * Jungie and Dr. Wazabi screamed!
 * Dr. Wazabi: "IT'S RED WARGREYMON?!"
 * Jungie: "AS IF THE LOUGER'S BLASTED BEAST WASN'T ENOUGH?!"
 * Suddenly, as Jungie and Wazabi made a run for it, Red WGM sees the Beacon in the sky.
 * Red WGM: "The city needs me!"
 * Red WGM flew off!
 * Dr. Wazabi: Whew! That was close!
 * Jungie: "We better hide it out, just to be safe! Just until my leopards find me again!"
 * MalWaremon has already set the city ablaze, as it roared furoiusly!
 * Soldier: "Nothing we're doing is even giving it minor boo-boos!"
 * Soldier: "GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER?!"
 * General: I just hope Red WGM, Dr. Marlin and the misfits hit that thing with everything we got!
 * (Icky): "Well THAT was pointless to cut to Tokyo to go back to the jungle."
 * Dr. Wazabi and Junjie were still heading into the jungle unaware that Sam and Max have a little surprise for them.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "My panic shelter is not too far from here. It is well hidden in a place only I myself know."
 * Jungie: "The sooner we find that shelter, the sooner this plan can still be saved!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Luckly, chances are, the heroes will be more concerned protacting Tokyo from MalWaremon then coming after us for the time permiting. If we stay out of sight, we'll be out of mind, then they'll forget about us soon enough, assumed we long escaped by now, allowing you to perfectly exicute your plan."
 * Jungie: "Yes. A few hidden contacts among the Shocktrooper ranks have already informed me that Mang is giving Mack Salmon and the others hell for this! This timing could not be more perfect!"
 * Sam: (To the reader's) That's what this little extreamest thinks, until we give him and Wazabi a taste of their own medecine.
 * Max: (While holding a button) Now, Sam?
 * Sam: "In three, two.....
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Ah, here's the panic shelter, now we can-"
 * Sam: "one."
 * Max pushes the button and once Dr. Wazabi and Junjie are in the 'Panic Shelter' which transformed into a cage trapping the two villains while the HA Ninbots, the same ones that captured Sam and Max's group which are now reprogramed by Dr. Marlin to do one new perpose: aprehend Dr. Wazabi and capture Jungie for him to be put into High Council cusdity.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Ninbots?! What is the meaning of this?!"
 * Jungie: "I thought these clunky tincans are obedient to you?!"
 * Familiar Voice: Not any more.
 * Then Sam and Max's Group along with Dr. Marlin appear along with the sorcerors to teleport Junjie to the High Council who are waiting to give him his due compuence.
 * Dr. Marlin: I took the liberty of reprograming your Ninbots to be good law enforcers from now on shortly after your fox friend awake Malwaremon while Sam and Max here replaced your Panic Shelter with this engenius little trap for you two.
 * Max: Arnet we little stinkers?
 * Dr. Wazabi: "High Council?"
 * Jungie: "Asentually the group of "Gods and Great Heroes" who had a hand in causing Mang's growing imcompidence!"
 * Yen Sid: "Well, Jungie. Still not satisfived with Mang's irregular imcompidence again, no doubt?"
 * Jungie: "Oh, shocker isn't it? Don't go thinking this as a victory, The Email was long sent before this unexpected downfall, Mang has already seen it by now, and already, as we speak, Mack Salmon and a few others are on leage trail! And I'll be their hope for salvation by exposing the imposter, which is my leopards in disguise! Speaking of which, they'll be here any moment now, coming in, fighting their way to rescue me, in a blaze of glory, as they-"
 * Disney Fairygodmother: "Surrendered apawn capture?"
 * Jungie: "........ GAHHHH, THAT's TWICE THAT HAPPENED?!"
 * The wizards used their powers to make Junjie's leopards appear, who had been Tied up and gagged together.
 * Yen Sid: And Ignitus is already calling Mang over to see you get your over-due compuence as well as reciving a taste of his own medecine for his imcompidence while Mirage has pardoned Mack Salmon and those you set up.
 * Matt: In other words, your way busted now, you little extreamest fox.
 * To prove what they meant. Yin sid handed Jungie a letter from Mang
 * Junjie: (Reading the letter) Dear Jungie...(A shocked and frighten look came on his face as he continued.) I AM GOING TO MAIM YOU SO BAD YOU WON'T FORGET IT?!?
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Gah, so much for you idiot plan, now is it? No doubt after this, helping my son will be more impossable now."
 * Dr. Marlin: "Your son?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "Well think about it, twits?! Why else would someone of my reputation wanted to help you people to begin with?! I wanted to redeem myself to you people by making your protactors for all of Japan in the forms of Marzilla and the other hybreeds... Obviously, it failed cause... I just didn't have what it took to tame the Digimon side of the hybreeds. This path of revenge, and Malwaremon, were results of just wanting to be with my son, and talk him out of the path I longer wanted to take anymore ever since he was sent to jail. My childhood was awful cause of abusive bullies and.... I, didn't had anyone to turn to."
 * Sam: "You see kids, that's why bullying, sucks eggs!"
 * Dr. Marlin: "Wazabi, why didn't you told anyone this?"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "What would've been the point? No one listened to me then, they're not now."
 * Yen Sid: ".... Then you are unworthy of conventional punishment, Wazabi."
 * Jungie: "HE'S NOT?!"
 * Tai: "Yen Sid's right. You may've been a jerk a little bit Waz, but you just doing what any father would've done, doing what it takes to be with your kid again."
 * Brandy: "Well, I guess it wouldn't be all that fair of us to throw you in Prison 42 even after we heard all this."
 * Mama Odie: "So it's desided that we're gonna see to it you're gonna reunite with your kid again, and have a place in the Equestian Reforming Monistery."
 * Tuilo: "UNDER, the conditions you stop it with this, Mad Sciencetist crap, start practice more acceptable ways to benifit all of socity, and most of all, PLEASE TELL US MALWAREMON HAS A WEAKNESS?!"
 * Dr. Wazabi: "I, appresiate all this, but... I meant for MalWaremon to be the perfect war machine of destruction. Even if he has even a slight imperfection, it's most likely well protacted by the best strongest metals I got. You can thank Jungie for inspiring me to add the strongest metals part."
 * Everyone stared sternly at Jungie.
 * Jungie: "What?!"
 * Max: Premission to painfully torture this extremest so badly until he spills the beans on a weakness to this metal material he requested Wazabi to give Malwaremon?
 * Yin Sid: Premission granted Max.
 * Jungie: (Dubbed as Vexen): No! Please don't!
 * Brandy: "Then spill it, big ears! What's the metal, and what's the weakness?!"
 * Sam: Unless you want Max to do alot of unpleasent things to you and make you regret joining the leage and Scroop making you the treacherous little extreamest fox you are.
 * Jungie: "I'm not someone who gets imtimidated easily, but, this plan is ungracefully ruined so what's the point? It's the metal from the Dragon Realms used by Norcs for armor. It's only ever flaw is that ice makes feet slippery for some dumb reason, but other then that, it's basicly indestructable! I mean, how are you gonna get ice on such short notice?!"
 * ???: Prehaps I can help. It is time I taught Sam. Max and their comrades a thing or too about the full power of the Great Ice Dragons of Yore.
 * Tai: Cyril!
 * Cyril: "But we must make this quick! The more we waste time, the more Tokyo will end as a sad memory lost from tragity."
 * MalWaremon has almost destroyed Tokyo at this point.
 * (Sam): "Yeah, we, should've gone after MalWaremon first and worry about Jungie and Wazabi later..."
 * (Icky): "Ya think? Now they faced a tragity worse then-"
 * (A sound of a bonk was heard!)
 * (Shenzi): "We know what you were gonna say, and yes, this is just as bad as THAT certain event concerning a Tidal Wave, but please, there's a rule about making fun of controverseal events like dishaters, ya pea brain!"
 * The General stands solumly as Tokyo is almost done for.
 * General: "(Sigh), of all the times to be fastionally late on."
 * Red WGM: Dr. Wazabi and his little fox friend have alot to answer for when that thing is taken down and  a Miracle would come and save Tokyo. I already gave it my all, and not once did I even gave it a scratch!
 * Soldier: "Sir, A giant metal rabbit and Cranetron are heading this way!"
 * General: "That's the Misfits and Dr. Marlin! Better late then never!"
 * Soldier: And we got the misfit's digimon cured with the antidote like Dr. Marlin had requested.
 * Red WGM: "Even then, there's nothing not even they can do! Not even my strongest attack harmed that thing! It's that metal, it's imprivious and indesrructable!"
 * Dr. Marlin, Sam and Max's Group and Cyril arrive.
 * Dr. Marlin: Sorry we're late. We had to interrigate Wazabi's co-conspirator of a fox on Walwaremon's weakness.
 * General: But where is Wazabi and his friend now?
 * Dr. Marlin: "Wazabi. may not had been entirely as evil we estimated. This problem is solely on his fox friend from the leage. But them we'll deal with in good time! We forced that fox to reveil that the monster is protacted by Norc Metal."
 * Red WGM: "Norc Metal? You mean like, in that old spyro game, it makes you slip for no clear reason?"
 * Dr. Marlin: "I'd explain more, but we clearly don't have time for such a thing! First, we need to get rid of all these fires, then, we must lore Malwaremon into a trap!"
 * Sam: "But first we need to distract it so it won't try to hurt Cyril or escape to cause more trouble. That's where the Mega Max comes in!"
 * General: And we have a suprise for the owners of these former rouge Digimon that might help you and Red WGM with your plan.
 * Tai: "Well make it quick, Tokyo's in trouble up to it's neck!"
 * The General nod to a soilder who brought forth Agumon and the other Digimon now cured from their rouge rampage.
 * Tai: "Guys! Agumon!"
 * Joe: "Tai, I'm for happy reunions as well, but....."
 * MalWaremon is seen destroying a tower.
 * Joe: "Yeah, him, remember?"
 * Red WGM: I got an idea to get his attention. It is risky however. It may mean charging head on, provoking him to attack us and come after us. It's risky, I know, but it's the best stragity against monsters like this.
 * Moments later Red WGM And WGM with Tai on his back flew towards MalWaremon who is almost done Dystroying Tokyo.
 * Red WGM: Ok, Tai. You, WarGreymon and Me are going to be decoys. We'll get MalWaremon to chase us and the others will do the rest when we lured him to them!
 * Tai: "Say no more!"
 * Red WGM, Tai and WGM proceed to get closer to MalWaremon while the others got to their battle stations.
 * MalWaremon roared as loud as it can!
 * Red WGM: (Fires up a blue version of Terra Force) Aura Blast!
 * WGM: Terra Force!
 * Both powers hit MalWaremon, but neither had even dented it, all it cause was to make MalWaremon tick at them!
 * Tai: "Well, we got his attention at least!"
 * WGM: Think that'll make him come chase us.
 * The Trio make a run for it, as MalWaremon slowly but surely was chasing them!
 * The Scene was watched from Tulio and Miguel from a water tower which is part of the plan to take down MalWaremon.
 * MalWaremon continiously fired missiles and fire breath at the trio!
 * But Red WGM, Tai and WGM dodge the fired missiles and flames which was the signal for Tulio and Miguel to be ready.
 * MalWaremon roared as he was about to fire up a desitstating attack!
 * Tuilo: This will cool him off!
 * Miguel pulled down on a chain for that was to release the water from the tower.
 * While the water does nothing to MalWaremon as a whole, now couldn't be a more perfect time to freese the monster. MalWaremon looked at the shorce of the water, Miguel and Tuilo, and tries to swhipe at them, as Miguel and Tuilo made a run for it!
 * Cyril: Miguel and Tuilo are not going to keep that beast at bay for long!
 * Cyril flew off!
 * Before MalWaremon could focus on Miguel and Tuilo, WGM AND Red WGM began attacking it, causing it to constently try to swhipe at them!
 * Red WGM: Aura Blast!
 * While the attacks do nothing, it kept MalWaremon distracted to a T.
 * WGM: RUN! (The MalWaremon chases them)
 * Sam: Great. Now all we need is Cyril to freese the water so we can get MalWaremon off that conveniently-placed cliff. (A cliff is seen which goes 60ft into some sharp rocks and ocean)
 * Max: You just gotta love conveniences when you're in a cartoon.
 * Cyril: "I'm already on it!"
 * Tai: Alright, WarGreymons! On our Marko! (The WGMs are still running from the MalWaremon as it roars at them) MARKO! (Cyril breaths his ice breath, freezing the water as MalWaremon runs towards it chasing the WGMs)
 * WarGreymon: POLLO! (They both turn, causing MalWaremon to slip on the ice, and slide straight off the cliff where it falls to it's death)
 * BLAM?!
 * BOOM?!
 * An Explowtion from the bottom of the cliff is seen.
 * Sam: "And just like something out of power rangers, the giant monster meets an explowive end."
 * Max: Yep. Happens every time. (He and Sam high-five)
 * Red Wargreymon: Once again, the Digimon reign supreme.
 * TK: But won't all of Tokyo be mad at our Digimon since they caused millions of proprty damage?
 * Matt: Nah, Dr. Marlin will handle that soon enough.
 * Tulio: Perhaps we didn't need the other Lodgers after all.
 * Sam: But we'll have to explain it to the Lodge since our Mega Max is busted.
 * Max: Yeesh, last time the Mega Max got wrecked, it took forever to fix.
 * Sam: Not to mention you refused to leave your bunk for 2 weeks.
 * Boss Wolf: Curse those kids for wrecking our Mega Max! Do they have ANY idea how long it takes to fix this piece of crap?
 * Max: MY PRECIOUS BABYYYY!!! (Cries) I need some time alone, please. I have some moping to do...for my favorite war machine.
 * Max: I've gotten used to having those breakdowns, anyway.
 * Sam: Are you sure?
 * Max:...I MISS MY PRECIOUS WAR MACHIII-HI-HI-HI-HI-HIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!
 * Sam: There there, little guy.
 * Mr. Whiskers: But at least we saved the day again. Right, Brandy?
 * Brandy: "Yep. Something bad may did happened, but it wasn't on the day Spyro's and Kairi's speical day was suppose to start. So tecnecly, the bet is still on."
 * Tuilo: "Fair enough, but consider what we have to go through a possable bad omen."
 * Jungie is seen being dragged by Villain Leage Shocktroopers.
 * Jungie: "Gentlemen, can I convince you to keep this mess quiet to Lord Cobra and-"
 * Shocktrooper: "Save your breath. It's highly likely he knows about this by now. Hope your looking forword to the Jabberwocky's litterbox!"
 * Shocktroopers laugh as Jungie screams in a panic, as they enter their teleporting dark portals.
 * Brandy: "Well, safe to say it might be awhile until that crazy old fox comes back again."
 * Max: "And a pretty good chance he may have a bit of a strong musky, poopish oder to him."
 * Lola Boa: "Ay ay ay, Max, you didn't need to mention THAT!"
 * Dr. Wazabi looked on sadly.
 * Dr. Wazabi: "How could've I been so foolish? All that fox did was making everything worse. I am doubtful everyone's gonna forgive me this."
 * Sam: "I'm not gonna fib, this doesn't look worthy for quick forgiveness. But then again, no one said the path of redemption is a short trip. And remember you do have a place in the Reforming Monistairy in Equestia. I hear they need a very good computer guy to properly set the poor internet connnetion there. Equestian internet systems are currently, not exactly finely tuned at this point of time."
 * Dr. Wazabi: "..... I, suppose. Do you think I'll ever see my son again?"
 * Ignitus: We'll convince the Japanese authorities to give him a scholarship in the Reforming Monsistery as well so you won't be lonely.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Really?
 * Sam: What, you didn't think we were famous because we just fought injustices on a regular basis, did you? We also prevent wars and settle conflicts, for God's sake.
 * Dr. Wazabi: Well...I don't exactly know what to say. Thank you.
 * Sam: Ah, don't thank us.
 * Max: Just doing our duty.
 * (Sam): So everything was settled, Junjie smelled like manure for 2 weeks, Wazabi got reunited with his son, and...well...I guess we got our original job done, I guess.


 * Max: Fin. (The Baby Cakes are confused)...The End. (THe Baby Cakes cheered, and changed the number to 1)

Flashback. Present. Somewhere in Ponyville. Back at Sugercube.
 * Sam: Well, we're down to our last story.
 * Twilight: "And I been saving a very speical story for last. You see, there's a bit of history with the whole, me becoming Alicorn thing and the mess with Sunset Shimmer. I, kinda had a different idea on how both of those things went down."
 * Icky: "Oh, a lost MLP episode?"
 * Twilight: "More or less. I had an idea for the perfect season finisher for season 3 before it was even starting. It was about me becoming a powerful wizard and Equestia becoming a much better, safer place. In fact, it was originally gonna introduse the tree of harmony as the retirement place of the Elements of Harmony."
 * Spongebob: "That's sounds awesome.... But, why did certain simuler things happened instead?"
 * Twilight: "Well....."
 * Laurn Fasut (as her famous Alicorn form): "Twilight, while that is a very good idea, I liked the ideas for the "Tree of Harmony", Sunset Shimmer, and a much more logical asention to alicornhood instead of what our writers came up with... But I'm sorry to say, it sounds abit to extreme. I mean, Sunset turning into a hyper-scary Alicorn monster with demonic powers and almost kinda killed you is abit, strong for easily dramatisable little girls. Remember that they are the show's intended audience. I mean, this might satisfived the bronies, but, well, remember the Derpy insodent? Last time we satisfy something for Bronies, a few parents got the wrong idea and, Hasbro wants us to be abit more careful on that kind of stuff. But, I have a deal for you. We'll have the three ideas I like to be introduse seperately. We'll introduse Alicorn Twilight first, cause, ya know, girls are highly fasinated to princesses thanks to disney, then Sunset Shimmer as the main villain of a very speical movie coming up, I'm not told what it's about though, but it concerns a magic mirror, and for the tree of harmony, well, I think if the movie does well enough, or if the movie has no involvement at all if it's not as popular, I think we could be looking at a longer season 4, cause let's face it, Season 3 is a shortcake compaired to what we did last seasons."
 * Twilight: ".... Ok......"
 * Twilight: "..... In hidsight, if I known about the "Equestia Girls" movie sooner, I should've asked for Laurn to make Sunset as the Main villain for the season 4 start-off, instead of a certain plant Discord released."
 * Discord: "Oh, come on! I'm sure everypony must've forgotten it by now."
 * Pred Judu Des: "CIZISENS OF PONYVILLE?! WE ARE GATHERED HERE CAUSE WE WILL NEVER FORGIVE THAT ABOMINATION DISCORD FOR WHAT HE DONE!? SO ONCE HE IS FOUND, WE SHALL GIVE HIM HELL?!"
 * Ponyvillians cheered!
 * Pred Judu Des: "(Chuckles), Nice to finally have someone listen to me for once."
 * Discord: "But in any off chance they are still taking it hard, I am gonna stick around for awhile."
 * Icky: "Yeah, ya better hoped Pred Judu Des and those Pegisi Sisters won't take advantage of the situation and formed an angry mob dedicated to make your life hell, or otherwise, your screwed."
 * Spyro: Ok remind me WHY Scroopfan created that freaken xhenophopic phycopath in the first place? He's the reason why Tman doesn't wanna do annother episode involving this bastard!
 * Icky: "It's so the easter episode can have a more stronger conflict and a more major villain then Sandy's bullies and those three extra friends of theirs. I mean, aside from one very brief chapter centering on them, they weren't gonna appear until later in the story, and so, the producer desided to bring Preddy Freddy into the picture. You have to admit, a xenophobic mythic beast hunter underappresiated by a modern non-xenophobic socity offers stronger villain conflict, then a gang of idiot bullies we have absolutely no problem in handling."
 * Fluttershy: "Spyro, your not still hard on Pred and the sisters, are you? They helped us stopped Team Nefarious in the Gala episode. That should be proof enough for you that he does have good inside."
 * Spyro: Well, I don't mean to be rude, but I think he's been too hard on us since we first met him AND his daughters. Even though I'm no longer scared of him, he still gives me the creeps. His back story is a living torment, he kills other-worldly and mythic beings for pleasure or most highly likely because of some misguided gase that he's an underappresiated hero, he doesn't take kindly to our kind, and HE NEARLY KILLED TWILIGHT!!!
 * Twilight: But that was all because Shineflare wanted him to do it, but not to kill me. It was because I'm an Alicorn it wasn't so much attempted murder, as it was attempted making Princess Celestia hate otherworldly beings to ensure you guys don't stand in the way for any attempt to make a mythic beast free equestia.
 * Spyro: Maybe, but I don't think I can handle another appearance of him. He's a serial dragon killer, and a BIG jerk. I can't even imagine what would happen if he and his daughters were made as some kind of galactic poachers.
 * Icky: "Ok, dude, even if this guy and his adopted kids are jerks, don't say it in front of Fluttershy, you know how she still cares for those 4."
 * Fluttershy: Spyro, I know he's not quite the nice person, to those that aren't ponies or those who tolerate or even like dragons and mythic beasts, but he's just misunderstood. Don't judge him from the outside, but the inside...which might be difficult considering his good side is VERY deep.
 * Spyro: Still, I'm not taking ANY chances. If he even lays ONE hoof on someone I care about again, I'll shove his sword so far up his ass until the tip sticks out of his throat.
 * Fluttershy: (Starts sobbing)
 * Iago: Way to stab her in the heart, jack!
 * Icky: "Oh boy, it's the Devious Puppet mess again."
 * Spyro: "Oh no, Fluttershy, I'm sorry. As much as I can't stand Pred or Xenophobia in general, I am not ignorent to WHY he does anything he does. I know he's like this cause, outside of possablity being raised like this, an evil dragon argueably worser then Malefor wronged him and those Pegisi sisters. They're only doing this like any tragic villain, they think socity doesn't care for them, think their just outcasts, which admittingly isn't exactly wrong, and they think Celestia isn't right trying to make Equestia become friends with creatures that previously wronged Equestia in the past. I was made to understand that dragons were the worse of those times from Taiku. And I understand why you see him so posstively. He was like a second father to you. I'm sorry for being almost quick to becoming no better then any legit bad dragon, or someone incapable to forgive or understand. It's just, you do need to understand that Pred and the Sisters are trouble-makers, and thanks to Nefarious and an overly faverable council, they're allowed back, and it's doubtful we'll be so easily rid of them this time. But aside from that, If you are still gonna care for Pred, no one else, or myself, are gonna change that. It is wrong of me to offend you like that. Friends?"
 * Kairi: Yeah, cut poor Spyro some slack.
 * Fluttershy: "Well.... Ok."
 * Twilight: Well, I guess it's time we got started with my alternate reality story. The Baby Cakes are getting pretty sleepy, and Pumpkin's magic is fading away. (the forementings are actually happening). I should say that since Laurn desided to drop my story, I added a few changes into the story, like, some elements from that Blue Skies movie Epic, and the includion of Taiku and his friends, just a personal story to keep me calm in times of stress. Well, I guess it wouldn't be a great story if I didn't say 'once upon a time', even if that's a realitively predictable story clished. But it's a tolerated one none of the less. so, Once upon a time...

Story 8: Twilight the Wizard
A very different Equestria (A flashback of certain events in MLP canon plays, as this plays.)
 * (Twilight): "Long ago, Equestia was still a peaceful land, but when the Alicorns were still around, that was soon interupted. There was a treaherious army of Dragoon Orcs lead by the Sinister Lord Mandranoss, the horrorable monster responsable for the geniside of almost all Alicorns."
 * (Discord): "But my parents told me that was Tyranny, the first ever Draconiouus."
 * (Twilight): "THAT'S one of the elements from the movie Epic, Discord. Lord Mandranoss is based on the film's main villain Mandrake. He was like Mandrake, but far worse. He didn't just wanted to destroy life, but to destroy all things order. He hated order, and anyone who follows it. That was when Celestia, and Luna before the Nightmare Moon mess, stood up to him, and put an end to Mandranoss' rampage... but they didn't had the elements back then. All they can do is defeat him, and chase him off with his army of Orc/Troll/Goblin hybreed monsters and their dragons. for a long time now, there was remote peace. That is, until a very speical filly came into existence. Since then, her life, was anything but. But all those dishators, stoped and prevented by this filly. She was delcaired the grestest pony ever to grace Equestia since even Starswril. She was declaired the greatest wizard ever... And that was..... Twilight Sparkle, the first and great."

Ponyville Library Cutaway Present Meanwhile. Canterlot. Celestia's room. Badlands. A room in Mandranoss' castle. (This song happens, as it starts out Sunset sing as a little filly in a series of tragic flashbacks, then climaxes with Sunset singing as her present form, as she marches out to declair the advance of the Orclins and Trorcs, as she laughs in the end, the Orclin/Trorc army cheered and roared an army cried in the background.)
 * (Discord): "Did you honestly need the dramatic music from a movie tie-in for a now disbanned lego toyline just to make your self-incert fanfiction insanely epic?"
 * (Twilight): "It started out as a completely original screenplay that was sadly cut before it's prime thanks to Hasbro allowing one bad insodent with Derpy control their way of thinking."
 * (Icky): "Hey, to be fair, at least's it's very epic music. So, is this story gonna start out like Epic?"
 * (Twilight): "I'm getting to that. Anyway, in this reality, the Elements of Harmony were not really needed that much because Celestia and Luna chose great protégés and warriors intent to keep Equestria safe. Generation after generation, each of these protégés were fierce, cunning, and brave. But none are either as brave or cunning as me. Twilight the Cunning. For only a couple of years, she has gone THIS far in defeating villains such as Nightmare Moon, Discord, King Sombra, and several others. But when two of her best friends encountered creatures called "Orclins", Orc-Goblin hybreeds, believed lowly servents of Mandranoss, they know Equestia is gonna re-exspaerience evil of a great magatude, once again.
 * In the outskirts of Everfree forest, a chase between a familer Black Dragon, and a certain Boyfriend of Twilight is seen, as Giant Dragon Crows being riden by Goblin-like Orcs with spears and arrows chasing them!
 * A leader Orclin started to fire arrows, as the familier duo were dodging!
 * Taiku: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!! WE SIMPLY CANNOT HANDLE THIS ARMADA ON OUR OWN!!!
 * Flash Sentry: Luckily, Canterlot isn't that far from here. We can hide there, and wait until they clear before we get Twilight and her friends.
 * Taiku: I sure hope this plan of yours works.
 * Flash: Of course it'll work. I've been in worse scrapes than this before. (The Orclins fire arrows at the duo)
 * Taiku: HOLY SNAP!!!
 * Flash: You think you still have enough power to teleport us?
 * Taiku: They've made me use up enough as it is. I use anymore, it could damage my life force. (Uses magic, but weakens) Urrgh! See what I mean?
 * A Crow Dragon tries to grab at them!
 * Flash and Taiku scream as they dodge!
 * Another Crow Dragon zooms past them, causing them to fall as another one grabs them both!
 * The Leader Orclin cheers in screechs, as the Crow Dragons flew off, as the Orclin on the Crow Dragon who has Flash and Taiku smiles he claimed a quarry, he is suddenly pounced by Equestian guards, causing the Crow Dragon to drop them, as Shining Armor and Candence riding A Humming Bird Dragon flies by near.
 * Shining: "Need a lift, you two?"
 * Flash: Well, it's about time we had help.
 * Cadence: Well, we're on our way to find Twilight, so get comfortable.
 * Taiku: I don't know how we're supposed to do that while being held onto by a giant hummingbird dragon.
 * Shining: Then hop onto the dragon.
 * Flash: Alright, then. (He and Taiku fly onto the dragon) Much better.
 * Taiku: So how long do we have to get to Ponyville?
 * Shining: Judging by how fast this breed of dragon goes...10 minutes.
 * Flash: Well, good. (The Hummingbird Dragon flies offm while more Humming Bird Dragons appear to distract the other 2 Crow Dragons.)
 * Twilight appears in a special dark-blue wizard outfit, wearing masquerade, and no Alicorn wings. She was meditating peacefully, being watched over by a familier blue Unicorn and Griffin.
 * ???: "The Great and Powerful Trixie does not know why she eneded up with Sparkle! I signed up to the Equestian Heroes accadamy to study under Celestia, and here I am with her?!"
 * ???: "Oh cool it. It's better then no one at all. At least it gives me the chance to make amends to Rainbow Dash, who I heard became a Wonderbolt at this point." (Gilda and Trixie appear, Trixie wearing her usual getup, but has dark blue masquerade, and her cape is designed like a poncho)
 * Trixie: Well, the last thing Trixie needed to become was a stupid second-rate sidekick. What could possibly make me qualify as a sidekick when this Sparkler Pony has enough of them as it is.
 * Gilda: Well...
 * Trixie: BEHOLD, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!!! (Her firework show flares in color) I have come all the way from Canterlot to show you all that I shall eventually be Celestia's new protégé and help protect Equestria. And I intend to do it right here in Ponyville.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, THIS oughta be fun.
 * Snails: Pfft, you have no idea, Color-Bug.
 * Snips: I absolutely ADORE this lady. I heard she took out an Ursa Minor with just a single spell.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, RIGHT!
 * Applejack: What're you two doin' here, anyway?
 * Snails: We intend to help Trixie get her chance to fulfill her dream.
 * Rainbow Dash: And how will you do that?
 * Snips: We already have. (A familiar roar is heard)
 * Trixie: WHAT THE HELL?!? (An Ursa Minor appears, and roars)...Mommy! (Screams, and runs off)
 * Applejack: Talk about a showoff.
 * Twilight: (Arrives) Get behind me, everypony! (Uses a sleeping spell to get rid of the Ursa Minor, and all the ponies cheer)
 * Trixie:...(Mumbles sterningly)
 * Snails: Okay, I guess we were a little TOO assuming.
 * Snips: You THINK?
 * Trixie: Well, I am gonna prove to Celestia that I can handle a foe all by myself because I have been working on my spells this time.
 * Gilda: I don't think it'll be very likely you'll do that.
 * Trixie: Deny it all you want, Trixie will show you.
 * Twilight: Girls, please stay silent. I'm trying to concentrate. (Continues meditating and then sees several visions, Orclins and Troll-like Orcs invading Ponyville, then a familiar yellow pony getting her hooves on a familiar amulet, Twilight being defeated, and several others, causing Twilight to gasp, and fall on her back) OW! (Breathes heavily)
 * Gilda: Twilight, are you okay?
 * Twilight: Yes...except for the fact that...I sense that an evil takeover is imminent. (Twilight gets another vision of an Orc wearing A Dragon Bat skin cloak turning the Celestia sisters to stone) (Gasps loudly), and, Celestia and Luna are gonna be among the victims, by, some kind of, Orc Socceror."
 * Trixie: "An Orc being a socceror? That's stupid! Everyone knows Orcs are nothing but weapon trotting war-mongers! I mean, whoever heard of Orcs with magic?"
 * Twilight: Trixie, a lot of creatures in Equestria can use magic. Surely, you would've known that. But this is no ordinary Orc Sorcerer. I sense that his invasion will lead to serious consequences for me. I fear this might be my biggest challenge since Sombra.
 * ???: I couldn't agree more. (Flash, Taiku, Cadance, and Shining appear)
 * Twilight: Flash! (She and Flash hug) Cadance! (They do their nursery rhyme and Taiku gives her a noogie)
 * Taiku: He-he-he-he-hey, Twi! It's been a while since we've seen each other.
 * Twilight: It's good to see you, too, Tai.
 * Flash: We narrowly escaped an Orclin attack in the outskirts of Canterlot. It might take a while for them to find us again.
 * Twilight: Well, I knew this was coming. I just had a horrible vision. There was fire, a town in ruins, the Princesses trapped in darkness, and I think it might lead to my eventual defeat. I fear whoever I may be up against will be far worse than Sombra. Those were...(Shivers) Dark times.
 * Flash: Oh, yeah. We vowed never to talk about the details of that horrible time. (To Taiku) It scarred her mentally and physically, just so you know.
 * Trixie: "Wait, what the heck's an Orclin?"
 * Taiku: Well whatever it is, it's some short of crosbreed of an orc and goblin or so I head. But lets not stick around to find out what they really are!
 * Twilight: "I'm afraid I may have a throey who or what we're dealing with, but we have to warn Celestia before the event of the Equestian Peace celebration starts!"
 * Gilda: "Good idea!"
 * They go out of their way to do such.
 * A Crow Dragon heads torwords an anichent, evil castle.
 * the Crow Dragon lands, as an Orc in a Bear Skin cape gets off, and proceeds to enter the castle. He then Passes an Orclin with a Elk skull helmet, and a Troll-like Orc with a spikey helmet.
 * The Orc: "I didn't see a salute to your general Namorse, Orclin?!"
 * General Namorse smacks the Orclin, causing the Orc-troll to laugh, which was met with reailiation from the Troll-Orc by bonking him on the head, which was met with the beast chasing him as a result.
 * General Namorse then bowed in the presence of A cloaked Dragon Batskin orc carring a dark looking war magic staff.
 * Namorse: "Our Orclins and Trorcs surprised a protrol today. We didn't kill any of them, but we scared them good, so it will at least send a message that we're back! Also, a dumb bear got caught in our crossfire, so, I got a new coat... It's like yours, but, more, traditional.
 * The Orc: "Did you get word about the Equestian Peace celebration, Namorse?"
 * Namorse: "Uh.... (Solderly salutes) Yes, sir! Those Ali-cornies are deffently are having their peace crap party! But it's WAY beyond our boarders."
 * The Orc: "You mean THEIR boarders? Ever since I, Lord Mandranoss, have ever came into existence, I dispised order, and anyone who upholds. So, you know well why I basicly genisided those blasted Alicorns, who surrounded our beautiful lands of chaos and hate, with their hidious peace and love and order!"
 * Namorse: "Yeah. that sucks!"
 * Lord Mandranoss: "And everytime we spread choas there, that blasted Celestia always manages to correct it! We tried corrupting that stupid sister of hers, but failed, we sic our creation Discord on them, but that backfired in the most unexpected way possable! We hired those stupid changelings, but they ended in disppointment! Even King Sombra himself ended in failure... And he's no longer among us because of it."
 * Namorse: "That stupid Alicorn Celestia needs to be cut down! At the root!"
 * Lord Mandranoss: "Exactly... Soon, we will make them all realise that you can't stop choas and hate. Soon, once Celestia and her hero armies are taken down, we will be free to ravage the land, like the good old days."
 * Namorse: "Until all of Equestia, is back being glorious wastelands."
 * Lord Mandranoss: "And you and I, are rulers, of a dead, hateful, deslote, and chaoic, kingdom. And thus so, my plan to make Alicorns completely exstint, completed."
 * Namorse: "I will make you proud..... Dad."
 * Lord Mandranoss: "I know you will, son."
 * ???: "Are you two done with your bromance?"
 * Mandranoss and Namorse see a hooded, silluette figure.
 * ???: "My promise to give you your chaoic kingdom will only happen under my instructions, and by my rules. Repeat the mistakes you made before, and Celestia's pets will defeat you. That's why you need me. I know everyone of their tricks, and I have every magic spell capable to make both of our ambitions happen. You two do what you want to Celestia and Luna, but her msot faverite pet, Twilight Sparkle, is mine to dispose of. Once I get the power I deserve, you two will get the chaotic realm you two richfully disire. Just follow my plan to the party as followed, and Equestia will never know what hit them. Oh, and uh, Namorse, you look good in bear. It's, slimming."
 * (Twilight): Now, I know your wondering who was that mysterious stranger Namorse and Mandranoss are in cahoots in and are conspiring together to getting Equestria for themselfs.
 * (Icky): "Yeah, who the hell is that?"
 * (Viper) Icky!
 * (Icky): "What? I'm curious, over here!"
 * (Viper:) I meant the foul lanquage here! It's getting WAY out of hand!
 * (Icky): "Hell's a foul languise? I thought it was a realijustus word, which is generally ok to talk about. Are you saying realijustus words like "God" and "Jesus Christ" are foul languise now? Then in that cause, christiany has something in common with sailors!"
 * (Viper): "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT, AND YOU KNOW IT?!"
 * (Icky): "So what I said Hell? What're you gonna do about it?"
 * (Pinkie): No offense Icky, but can we all just refraign form cussing and saying nasty words?
 * (Tigress): "On his own, doubtful.... But.... There's nothing alittle tape can't fix."
 * (Icky): "Guys? Why are you apporuching me so eerly like that? What's with the tape? Wait, wait, WAIT!?"
 * (Spongebob): GET HIM!
 * (A sound of a scuffle was heard!)
 * (Sandy): That's enough lip outta you.
 * (Icky): Mmmm-mm-mm-mmmppphh!
 * (Twilight): Now, back to the story. They were in league with none other than Sunset Shimmer.
 * (Po): "D'oh, ya spoiled it for us!"
 * (Discord): Who's that?
 * (Twilight): Somepony I dealt with long ago. One of Celestia's old students who left for not getting what she wanted because she wasn't ready. I dealt with her in our forementioned 'Equestria Girls' movie. She...uh...never mind. ("It's probably best if he doesn't know")
 * (Discord): What?
 * (Twilight): It's probably best if you don't know, Discord. But what I CAN tell you is that she was a big bully and stole my crown, and I needed to get it back. But in the end, I left her in some good hands.
 * (Discord): Don't you mean 'good hooves'?
 * (Twilight): (Realizes her mistake) Uh...well...I...
 * (Discord): Something you wanna tell me?
 * (Twilight): (Sighs) I'll tell you later. Let's just get back to the story...
 * (Discord): Right then (Dubbed as Julian) Please continue.
 * We see Twilight and the gang heading torwords Canterlot on their Humming Bird Dragon.
 * Flash: "I think Celestia is still in progress of getting ready. We can still catch her before she leaves to Ponyville for the Equestian Peace Celebration."
 * Taiku: "I hope so! Celestia is like the mother I would've prefered to have to me! Let's just say, the one I got is a serious witch."
 * Gilda: No kidding.
 * The heroes head forth.
 * Celestia was just about to finish packing.
 * Luna came in.
 * Luna: "Sister, I am looking forword to the Equestian Peace Celebration. This will be the first time I get to meet the Mythic Beast dignitary leaders. It's hard to believe we managed to get nearly a millenda of peace, sister."
 * Celestia: Yes. I'm still so glad that Twilight and her friends cured you from your darker self years ago.
 * Luna: Not to mention they did a few other things for Equestria, like reforming a spirit of chaos that was somehow freed.
 * Celestia: Or that time when Twilight battled Sombra and saved an entire empire, and even all of Equestria, from being trapped in an aura of darkness. Of course, that battle may've caused Twilight to be mentally hurt in more ways than one. But regardless, this will be a great celebration.
 * Luna: "Oh, sister, I just wanna say, I'm sorry I wasn't there to help you stop Chrysalis and those changelings from trying to attack Equestia through our niece's wedding. I was away on a protrol, and-"
 * Celestia: Do not be ashamed of yourself. It was my fault for not listening to Twilight's suspitions when she claimed Candence was acting much unlike her usual self. Luckly, Taiku stopped Chrysalis in her tracks like he did many times, and Shining and Candence got her sent packing.
 * Luna: "Thank you for understanding Tia... I just wish our parents are still here... If only, (tears present), If only that, that, monster orc didn't cursed them into stone, If only we had the elements of harmony present at the time, then, (begins to cry.)"
 * Celestia: "Luna.... Are you, still heart-broken of what Mandranoss did to us?"
 * Luna cried harder.
 * The heroes heard everything though the door.
 * Taiku: Maybe we came at a bad time.
 * Celestia went to embrace Luna with a hug.
 * Celestia: "There there, little sister. Their memory lives on with what we accomplised."
 * Luna: "But there will be no true peace unless Mandranoss is hunted down like the monster he is! Why have we ignored him for so long? We're allowing him to possability make a new army of Orclins and Trorcs. Equestia will never be safe with him and that son of his Namorse!"
 * Celestia: "I know he's dangerious, but seeking vengence on even those who wrong us is not the Equestian way. Killing Mandranoss for vengence will make us no better then him. Our parents wanted us to rise better then those of Manranoss' kind."
 * (Twilight): And boy was Celestia right that killing Mandranoss for vengence would only made Luna's grief much worse.
 * (Iago): "Did Luna's hatred for Mandranoss had something to do with that Nightmare Moon mess in the alternate reality of your story?"
 * (Twilight): Pretty much, yes. Mandranoss corrupted Luna by tempting her to attack him. This actually worked, and when she wounded him badly, she developed a HUGE temper. And, as you might've guessed by now, her jealousy against her duties made it worse until, BOOM, she gets corrupt. Mandranoss was filled with pleasure that one of his foes was taken care of, and all he needed to do was to get rid of Celestia. But Celestia was already made aware that Mandranoss might be waiting thanks to my predecessor, Will O' Wisp, and Celestia was forced to take away their magical capabilities, and banish them to the Forbidden Badlands across the oceans. But, thanks to Sunset, he's gotten his magic back. Of course, Mandranoss was able to send a few minions to plan counterattacks against Celestia, but thanks to me, they all failed.
 * (Fluttershy): I'm starting to feel uneasy on this story.
 * (Twilight): Don't worry. Everything will work out in the end.
 * Twilight: Your highness, I came here as fast as I could because I have some news. I just had this horrible vision. I think this might be my biggest challenge yet.
 * Celestia: Does it concern Mandranoss?
 * Twilight: I believe so. But I sense that he might not be alone this time. He may be in league with somepony else. Somepony or someone...much worse than Sombra.
 * (Spongebob): I'm starting to feel uneasy on this story too.
 * Celestia: "Worse then Sombra? I hardly know anyone alot like that. I know even less of who would want to join with an orc like Mandranoss."
 * Luna: "How dare that, beast attempt to return after what I did to him! If only I did more then just injuring that beast?!"
 * Twilight: And we all know no prison could ever hold him.
 * Shining: "I think it's most advisable to cancel the Equestian Peace Celebration and prepare our troops for war! We can't have Orclins and Trorcs attack ponyville!"
 * Celestia: "No! That would make Mandranoss assume we're onto him, and it will invite him to attack Canterlot directly."
 * Shining: "Not if we attack first and strike at the heart of Mandranoos' terratory, and end this once and for all!"
 * Celestia: "That's the problem! He may be an orc, but he's not a fool. He's more smarter then what people would suspect from an orc. He may very well have TWO vast armies for defence and assult, and would hope we would make great enough mistakes to give Mandranoss the advantage he craves."
 * Shining: "Then we must beef up security! We're gonna need guards, wonderbolts, and all of Equestia's finest heroes. It's our only shot against this."
 * Taiku: Well, this will make things interesting.
 * Celestia: "..... I don't exactly have alot of choose into this. Very well Shining. Do what is needed to be done. The Equestian Peace Celbration will proceed as plan."
 * Taiku: "Time to get the old team back together."
 * Trixie: "I mean meaning to ask Sparkle. Just where exactly are the rest of the "Main 6" as of this moment."
 * Twilight: "Rainbow Dash is wonderbolting in the acadamey, Applejack's doing rather well being the new sheruff of Appleloosa, Flutershy's one with her inner nature pony, somewhere, Pinkie's still touring her cake-party traveling extransigangsa, and, Rarity, retired from heroing to become a dress maker in Manehatten. They all said they're coming to Ponyville for a visit during the Equestian Peace Celebration... (Sigh), I missed them so much."
 * Taiku: At least you still have me, Spike and the rest of the old crew before your ponyville gals.
 * Twilight: "But still... I, kinda want some time by myself.... Agian."
 * Twilight walked away.
 * Taiku looks a bit concerned about Twilight.
 * Trixie: "Seperation exsianity much?"
 * Gilda bonks Trixie hard!
 * Trixie: "OW!? Griffin, what was that for?"
 * Gilda: "For being a big mouth."
 * Vast armies of Orclins and Trorcs are seen.
 * Namorse: "Our armies couldn't have been anymore prepared. Everything's in place.... Uh, dad? Where's the boss?"
 * Mandranoss: "She needed to, colelct some private thoughts. We were asked not to disterb her."
 * The Hooded stranger, taking off her hood, reveiling herself as Sunset Shimmer, stares sadly at her old shcool photos of herself as a younger filly bonding with Princess Celestia.
 * Sunset: "I know the truth, Celestia. I know the truth about you, me, and Twilight Sparkle. It's too convinent I happened to be based on the sun, and Twily the night. We have, alot more in commen then many would think. And you will not deny your lost childen the truth, not again. You will speak the truth about us..... Mother dearest."
 * (Discord): "DAMN, WHAT A TWIST?!"
 * (Another sound of a scuffle was heard)
 * (Rainbow Dash): "I always wanted to tape Discord's mouth shut."
 * Sunset: "If I can't be the one who makes you proud, mother... Then, I'll be the one who congures you. The Night of Sunset, will not be denied anymore."

Ponyville. Canterlot. Ponyville. Outskirts of Ponyville Ponyville again. Earth AJ's room. Equestia, The Grand Mintaur statium in Minotaura boarders. Locker rooms. Meanwhile... Days ago... Present Arena, In Mandranoss' kingdom. Vision Reality Human world, the following day. Taiku's Cave Wackpin's lab. Taiku's Cave Wackpin's Lab Taiku's Cave Wackpin's Lab Taiku's Cave Wackpin's Lab Taiku's Cave Wackpin's Lab Taiku's Cave Everfree forest. Ponyville. 3 minutes later... Cow farm. Taiku's Cave Rarity's house. Later... Badlands. Mandranoss's vision. (The Slaves began to sing this.)
 * (Hiccup): "Gees, what a drama queen."
 * (Applejack): "Uh, where did the whole "Celestia, you, and Sunset are kin" came from, Twily?"
 * (Twilight): "It's part of the origenal plotline of the original script of the former preposed episode. I thought it would've been, an interesting episode twist for me to find out Celestia was my mother. It would be one of the main things that would've helped made more sense for me to become Alicorn. I guess Lauren and the Writers desided to scrap it cause of the fact I already have parents, but later down the road would've make that work in this alternate reality. But there was absolutely no doubt that Sunset and Mandranoss have conspired together to conqure Equestia for their own selfish intrests and would be dangerously close to realizing their goal if her plan was carried out without a hitch and suceeded."
 * Twilight stood as she sees Wonderbolts and guards protroling the area.
 * She is suddenly met with Taiku and his friends coming to her.
 * Taiku: Mind if we join you Twi?
 * Twilight: "(Sigh), Hey Taiku."
 * Taiku: "Your friends ain't here yet?"
 * Spike: Nope.
 * Taiku: "Now, Twi, your friends will make it soon enough. Trust me when I say, when there's a chance they get to see you again, they're gonna nap it like the last cupcake."
 * Alice: That's right. And we all learned the promise vow from your friend, Pinkie Pie. "Cross your heart and hope to fly, stick a cupcake in my eye."
 * Spike: "So, have faith in your friends, Twi. They'll show up."
 * ???: We're already here. (The other Mane 6 appears. Applejack is in a Sheriff's outfit similar to Braeburn's, Fluttershy is wearing a beautiful green dress with a flower in her hair, Rainbow Dash appears in a Wonderbolts suit, Pinkie is wearing clown-like makeup, and Rarity is in a beautiful dress with the glittering purple fabric from Rarity Takes Manehatten, and she has masquerade, and a much more stylish hairdo)
 * Spike: (Sees Rarity, and gets hearts in his eyes) ("Wow, she's better-looking than last time. Phenomenal!")
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, Twi, we came and heard from Taiku that you needed the old team back together.
 * Applejack: And we'd be more than happy to lend you a helpin' hoof.
 * Pinkie: You know it, partner! (Giggles)
 * Twilight: Well, that's good. We need to protect Equestria from--
 * Rainbow Dash: An Orclin/Trorc invasion, I know. The Wonderbolts share their missions with me a couple of times.
 * Applejack: Actually, we didn't know about it, RD.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Oh.
 * Fluttershy: I wanted to help for the sake of all my animal friends out there. They're begging me to fight alongside you all.
 * Rarity: Well, sounds like you're nutting up for once, huh?
 * Fluttershy: You might say that.
 * Twilight: "Well, it worse then just them. I think Mandranoss may be about to turn Celestia and Luna into stone, and he might have a powerful ally to use against me."
 * Applejack: "Well, ya got us now. We beaten some pretty powerful forces before. This won't be any different."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, i need something to help me not think about Lightning Dust. I felt bad getting her kicked out of the accadmay after finding out she's from a poor family. I been trying to find her ever since to apologies and, maybe somehow get stubben old Spitfire to give her another chance. I heard Lightning got involved in Pegisi Racing, but I have no idea, cause the racing never takes place in the same place."
 * Rarity: "I'm sure you'll find the poor misguided soul eventally, Rainbow. Right now, I think we're in the midst of a slightly more serious problem concerning Equestia's very future, and a possabily dangerious unseen foe allied with a very dangerious enemy to all Alicorns and all things order."
 * Taiku: And it's pretty clear that thus 'dangerous unseen foe' and Mandranoss have allied with eachother for they have two common enemies: Twilight and Princess C. And if what we know about this is ture, then they are conspiring together to attack during the Equestrian Peace Celebration and when that happens... Worse, day, ever, for everyone.
 * Applejack: "If only we have an idea what this unforseen enemy looks like."
 * Pinkie: "Oh! It's the unforseen enemy a dragon? No wait, a Draconioous like Discord! No wait! A hyper-intelligent cyborg-ifived giant allagator?! WITH HEAT VISION?!" (Everyone looks at her weird) What?
 * Twilight: Well, I have no idea who this person or pony or whatever is, but I think we might need the advice of someone who spies on the Orclins/Trorcs a lot.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, God, please don't tell me you're talking about--
 * Twilight: Yep. (Uses her magic to summon Discord, who was taking a bath)
 * Discord: (Singing) Rubber ducky, you're the one. You make-- WHAT THE HELL?!? (Everyone looks at him weird, and Pinkie busts out laughing) (Dubbed as Cleveland) I gotta stop taking my baths during Twilight's shenanigans.
 * (Discord): Really? You made me appear in a bathtub?
 * (Twilight): Well, you always do odd things when we summon you. How does that always happen?
 * (Discord): I'm a Draconequus. My kind is ALWAYS odd when it comes to spreading laughter and happiness instead of chaos and disharmony.
 * (Rainbow Dash): That's REALLY good to know, dude.
 * Discord: Do you ponies ALWAYS have to summon me when I'm having my own private business?
 * Twilight: Well how are WE supposed to know you always do embarrassing stuff?
 * Rainbow Dash: Like singing a Sesame Street song that some see as childish.
 * Discord: I don't go around asking YOU about YOUR personal life, do I? Now, what do you all want?
 * Applejack: "You used to be around Orclins and Trorcs alot. Maybe even spied on them at times. Twilight claimed she seen a vision of a new unseenable force aiding Mandranoss. Any idea who that is?"
 * Discord: "Sorry, since I'm reformed now, I'm not exactly worthy of VIP behind the scenes actcess to Mandranoss' castle anymore. Everytime I am even so much as a mile away from there, those freaky Orclins and Trorcs always chased me with spears and clubs, and occationally, crudely made swords made out of dragon bone. What are they, cavemen?"
 * Taiku: "I think it's more like, they're tribal. It's what allowed Mandranoss to easily control those things cause they're not sentient, or remotely sapient enough to realise he's a total jerk. There is the whole, created from dark magic thing."
 * Discord: That wasn't the worse part. I ran into some unsavory characters while getting here. They mistook me for a vagabond.
 * Pinkie: "Whaty what now?"
 * Discord: "A vagabond, it's like a person who wanders from place to place without a home or job."
 * Pinkie: "Oh."
 * Twilight: "I was afraid of that. You were, kinda our only hope figuring out who the unseen force is."
 * Discord: "But, if it helps, when your done serving a dangerious attack, you can always come into my new pad: The cave of knowledge collecting owls."
 * Taiku: "Uh, what's a guy like you doing with those digifived owls?"
 * Discord: "I found myself in the awkword position of being the Owl King's daughter's pet. That kid is SEVERELY over-bearing!"
 * Twilight: "Why couldn't you just take us there now?"
 * Discord: "Cause I think in about, oh say, 6 or 10 minutes after Celestia has picked out the harmony stone from the carvers, well, let's just say, every single one of you is gonna be ALITTLE bit busy at the moment. In that case, I better find a good spot and watch the fireworks go down."
 * Discord vanishes.
 * Taiku: "Something tells me I'm not gonna like what Discord meant by that."
 * Twilight: "Oh dear, that means the Orclins and Trorcs are gonna attack when Celestia receives the harmony stone from the carvers."
 * Taiku: "Then we seriously need to get to work, ASAP."
 * Pinkie: "A sap of what?"
 * RINSHOT!
 * Rarity: "Pinkie Pie, for goodness sake, now's not the time for jokes!"
 * Meanwhile, the royal carrage is seen, as Shining Armor and Spitfire are not too far behind.
 * Spitfire: "So far, so good. Not even a whiff of those beasts."
 * Shining: "Keep your guard up all the same."
 * Suddenly, at a humble stone carving area, A Giant Enchated Snail and A Giant Enchated Slug are seen, (they represent and resemble Mub and Grub), standing by, waiting the Princesses' arrival.
 * Snail: "I never thought I get to give out a speical harmony stone for the Princesses themselfs, on the Equestian peace celbration! Blub, we have to look  our best, espiecally if I hope to become an Equestian hero someday!"
 * Blub the slug: "Why do you want to be a hero? Having to wear that, tight armor? I don't play it like that, Slub, I let it all hang out! (Shakes his belly) Yeah, ya see. check it out."
 * Slub the snail: "Dah, Don't do that, that's vile."
 * Blub: "Aw come on! You got a little belly too! (Blub started to tickle him) Tickle tickle!"
 * Slub: "(Laughs), No stop! Your gonna make us look like idiots in front of the princesses if they get he-e-e-e-re! (Laughs for awhile, until they see Celestia and Luna in front of them, with Luna giving a small giggle. This makes Blub stop, and Slub re-gain his composure.) Uh... Your highnesses (bows)."
 * Blub: "S'up, my princessy peeps."
 * Slub slaps Blub!
 * Blub: "Ow!"
 * Slub: "I humbly welcome you to Slub and Blub's humble little stone carver's area."
 * Celestia: "It's nice to see you two as well."
 * Luna: And you two really haven't changed that much.
 * Blub: Nope, not at all, pretty face.
 * Slub: (Sighs) Your majesty, we shall give you the Harmony Stone momentarily.
 * Celestia: You both know that the Harmony Stone is what we need to power the Blade of Harmony.
 * Slub and Blub went for a few minutes, and brought out a big well carved rock!
 * Blub: "BOO-YAH!"
 * Slub: "We proudly present, the biggest Harmony Stone me and my, assusiate made."
 * Luna: "Why, you two have really outdone yourselves. This Harmony stone is beautful..."
 * Slub: "Thank you. It wasn't easy getting this enchanted rock to move, but we got it just in time."
 * Celestia: "You know, that thing wis beautiful, but it's too big for the stone socket for the blade. But I already have a solution for it."
 * Celestia uses her magic to shrunk the Harmony Stone to a smaller size, for easier carrying, and so it can fit.
 * Blub: "D'oh! I told you we should've gotten a forklift for them!"
 * Slub: "Now now, they already got this covered. Besides, what were you thinking picking out a big rock?!"
 * Shining stood, seeing that Celestia has the stone.
 * Shining: "Come on, we're almost done..."
 * Shining's ear flickered. He looks around for something suspicious. He sniffs.
 * Shining: "(Wispers) They're here."
 * Shining turned torwords a building and zapped a wall!
 * Everyone gasped apawn the sound, while Guards and Wonderbolts prepared themselves.
 * Moment of silence, and then, Suddenly, appearing from nowhere, a dead, zapped Orclin, as sounds of gasps as the creature fell down.
 * (Discord): "Oh wonderful, they're part camilian!"
 * Suddenly, Orclins and Trorcs appeared everywhere, as they jumped off the buildings, roaring their heads off, weapons drawn! The Ponyvillains began to scream and panic!
 * Shining: "Your highnesses, Mandranoss's forces are here! Get to safety!"
 * Luna and Celestia see this, and already flew off!
 * Orclins and Trorcs are fastly advancing, but were met with Guards bravely interfearing with these beasts, and a battle started!
 * Orclins and Trorcs are seen charging torwords the Stone Carving area!
 * Slub: "This is it! My chance to proof myself to be- WHOA!"
 * The Orclins and Trorcs tramble over Slub!
 * Blub: "What? Your chance for what?"
 * Orclins and Trorcs surrounded Cheerilee and frighten students!
 * Applebloom: What in tarnation?!?
 * Sweetie Belle: What's going on?
 * Cherilee: Alright, everypony, remain calm, hopefully, these, things have poor eyesight.
 * Twist: "Actselly, Orclins and Trorcs have good eyesight."
 * Cheerilee: "..... Ya know Twist, there is such a thing being too smart for your own good."
 * Twilight: HEY, YOU! (The Trorcs and Orclins turn around to see Twilight and the others)
 * Trorcs and Orclins roar as they charged
 * Twilight: (Magically blasts Trorcs and Orclins away) I don't think so. (Suddenly gets smacked in the back by some invisible Orclins, who screech loudly) Owch! I wish you goons still didn't have your magic back! Whoever gave it to you must be REALLY determined.
 * Scootaloo: Now how cool would it be to have heroism as a cutie mark?
 * Twilight: Let's show 'em what we have and can do, girls!
 * Fluttershy: FOR THE ANIMAAAAAAAAAAALLS!!! (The Mane 6 battle the Orclins and Trorcs)
 * Two Orclins and a Trorc surround Applejack!
 * Applejack: I wouldn't mess with a pony who's worked on an apple farm during her teenage years if I were you.
 * A Trorc roars loudly at Applejack, but he suddenly gets bucked through the sky, and crashes in the distance, causing two cowardly Orclins to run off!
 * Applejack: Don't say I didn't warn ya'.
 * Rarity: (Kicks down several Orclins and Trorcs) Perhaps nopony told you ladies don't resort to fights, but they can FINISH them.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Summons a thundercloud and strikes an Orclin with lightning) Ooh, shocking!
 * Scootaloo: This is so awesome!
 * Cherilee: Girls, I think it's about time we left now.
 * Cheerilee and the students made a run for it!
 * Meanwhile, A barage of Orclins and Trorcs are seen chasing after Celestia and Luna!
 * Luna: "The sky's too infested by flying Orclins! We have to lose these beasts in another way!"
 * Unicorn gaurds appeared just in time and interceped the Orclin and Trorc onslaught!
 * Some Majority of Trorcs and Orclins got around this and resume chase!
 * Celestia: "We need to teleport back to Canterlot and bring in reinforcements! It's the only way!"
 * Luna and Celestia teleported just in time before the first Trorc made his attack!
 * This was seen by Namorse and Mandranoss on their dragon crows.
 * Namorse: "We had the element of surprise. We have the numbers. How are we losing?"
 * Mandranoss: "Patehince, son. A kingdom was not buildt in a day."
 * Namorse: "But we can destroy it in one..... Right?"
 * Mandranoss: "(Laughs), That's the spirit, son!"
 * Mandranoss and Namorse flew off on their Dragon Crows!
 * Twilight sees this.
 * Twilight: "I can't allow the visions to come true! I need to stop Mandranoss!"
 * Twilight was about to Teleport, but a mysterious red magic stops her in place!
 * ???: Not so fast, girl. (Sunset shows in her hood, and pulls it off, revealing her face) Nothing is standing in my way this time.
 * Twilight: Who...who are you? (Sunset ignores her, and traps her inside a magical cage)
 * Sunset: That should keep you busy for a while.
 * Twilight: You clearly don't know who I am, then. (Teleports out of the cage, but the cage's magic teleports her back in. This keeps going until Twilight gets weak) Urrgggh!
 * Sunset: Keep it up, and you'll drain your life force faster than you can say 'She sells seashells by the sea!' That cage has a mind of it's own. You're trapped.
 * Twilight: Who are you?
 * Sunset: (Scoffs) You don't recognize me? I'm your half-sister, Sunset Shimmer.
 * Twilight: Half-sister? I don't have a half-sister.
 * Sunset: Well, I wonder why you would think that? Maybe because we never knew each other. But now, I know about YOU, Twilight Sparkle.
 * Twilight: So YOU'RE the one who gave the Orclins and Trorcs their magic back.
 * Sunset: That's right. Not that you'll be around long enough for it to matter.
 * Twilight: Why are you doing this? Don't you know what the Orclins and Trorcs have done to our lands long ago?
 * Sunset: I don't have to tell you that. But what I CAN tell you is that by the time you get out of that cage, it'll be all but too late. Make yourself comfortable. (Teleports the cage and Twilight away, and leaves Sunset to chuckle, eventally, she disappears as well.)
 * Trixie and Gilda were hiding and saw this.
 * Trixie: "Am I crazy or did that sun-themed unicorn just obsconded with sparkle?"
 * Gilda: "Both."
 * Trixie: "Hey!"
 * Gilda: "But in all seriousness though, I think that mare might be our "Unseen Force", now formerly. That gal claimed to be half related to Twilight."
 * Trixie: "Well, all the same, we need to find the others and warn them... Just, as soon as these beastly, disgusting Orclins and Trorcs go away."
 * Gilda: "FYI, I'm only hiding with you cause you need my protaction against these things if we're ever found."
 * Trixie: "Ok, if that's gonna help you sleep at night."
 * Gilda gave Trixie a face.
 * Luna: "This situation does nothing but increse my hatred for Mandranoss."
 * Celestia: "Look, we made it in Canterlot now, we must get our reinforcements and-"
 * A darkness arrow barely misses the sisters, as they seen Mandranoss and Namorse riding their Crow Dragons, armed with Arrows!
 * Namorse fires another arrow, but then suddenly, Flash appear in a milosecond, and bucked the arrow back at Namorse, hitting him, and sending him flying before turning into a statue, and crashed into a building!
 * Mandranoss: "SON?! NOOOOOOOO!? (Growls, then jumps off of his Dragon Crow, and zaps Flash out of his way) His death, would at least serve a porpose!"
 * Mandranoss traps the Celestial sisters in a barrior.
 * Mandranoss: "Once you two are gone, your sweet dear niece Candence will be next!"
 * Celestia: "Your evil will fail eventally Mandranoss! Once the Blade of harmony is activated by the Stone of Harmony, your wicked deeds will be undone!"
 * Mandranoss: "Thanks for the tip!"
 * Mandranoss turns Celestia and Luna into stone! It leaves the Harmony stone, completely exposed.
 * Mandranoss: "If I combined the stone with the Staff of Tirek, I can restore my son to life, and make my ambitions, happen faster!"
 * Suddenly, Flash bucked Mandranoss hard in the face!
 * Flash grabbed the Harmony Stone!
 * Flash: "Reinforcements are on their way, Mandranoss! You should scram while you still can, cause I don't think the guards are gonna be happy you pettrifived the Celestial sisters!"
 * Flash escapes, as a huge army of guards came forth.
 * Mandranoss: ".... At least, it wasn't entirely a loss."
 * Mandranoss laughed evily as the Dragon Crow picked him up and flew away!
 * The Trorcs and Orclins began to flee as the sounds of approuching reinforcements forces them to flee!
 * Rarity: "And stay out, you ruffians!"
 * Pinkie: "Yeah! We prevented the bad guys from winning Twilight! Twilight?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, where's Twilight?"
 * Shining: "My sister must've went to keep the princesses safe."
 * Rarity: All by herself? Is she serious?
 * Fluttershy: On top of that, where are Gilda and Trixie?
 * Trixie: (Gilda is carrying her and darting for Ponyville) We're almost there!
 * Gilda: Good, cause these wings are getting tired--(Suddenly, they get locked into a spell, and they start laughing) Wha-ha-ha-ha-what the he-he-he-he-hell?!?
 * Mandranoss: (Appears on his Dragon Crow using a tickle spell on them) Now, now, feathers! I can't have you all giving away anything! You both are coming with me.
 * Trixie: HAH! In your silly dreams--(Mandranoss uses the spell on her at a higher level, and Trixie laughs harder)
 * Gilda: Sto-ho-ho-ho-ho-stop it! (Laughs)
 * Mandranoss: I can do this all day if you want me to. Now are you gonna come with us or not? HUH? (Amplifies the tickle spell, and Gilda and Trixie start tearing up laughing)
 * Trixie: (Laughs) Ye-ye-yes! (Laughs) We'll g-go! (Laughs, and then Mandranoss stops the spell, and his Dragon Crow grabs them with it's talons, and flies off with them)
 * Gilda: Well, THAT worked out fine!
 * Trixie: I don't think so! I have a pla--(Laughs again)
 * Mandranoss: Don't even THINK about it, blue-ball! Don't make me have to make you pee yourself!
 * Trixie: That's gross!
 * Mandranoss: Shut up! (Mandranoss flies off with them)
 * (Discord): "Hello, sudden dark turn."
 * Rainbow Dash: "You don't think Gilds and Trix got kidnapped by those freaks, did you?"
 * Shining: "Well, hopefully, the Princesses are safe from harm."
 * ???: GUYS! (Flash arrives and pants heavily after flying miles from Canterlot)...Can I get some water here? (Pants)
 * Rarity: Sure. (Levitates a glass to Flash, and he takes a huge gulp)
 * Flash: Alright. It's the Princesses. Mandaross has turned them to stone!
 * Rainbow Dash: And what about Twilight? Have you seen her?
 * Flash: No. I thought she was with you.
 * Shining: She was, but she went off to check on the Princesses, and hasn't come back since.
 * Flash: (Sighs) Oh, boy. I think they got her.
 * Applejack: And there's a huge bet they got Trixie and Gilda, too. We need to find them!
 * Rainbow Dash: But how? They could be anywhere!
 * Rarity: "I think I can recall Discord saying he lives with Knowledge Collecting Owls. They may process whet became of Twilight and Gilda and Trxie."
 * Flash: "Well, we may as well. We need a safer place for the Harmony stone to-"
 * Blub: "HEY THERE, BUB! I should tell you that only the princesses, and (takes the Harmony Stone) us, are allowed to handle the Harmony stone! We carved this thing for them you know!"
 * Slub: "That's right! We're offitcal Stone Carvers AND Stone Handlers."
 * Flash: ".... Your kidding."
 * Blub: "We may have a tendingcy to make a few quips everynow and again, but look at me in the eye and low and behold, this, is the face of someone, who means it!"
 * Slub: "The stone only moves in the procession of the stone carvers, that's us, and the princesses! Otherwise, this stone is staying here."
 * Candence: "Well, since my aunts are currently stone, I could-"
 * Blub: "The Harmony stone can only be held by Princesses of the sun and moon, miss. No outside princesses, princes, kings, queens, governers, poo-pahs, mayors, presidents, CEOs, overlords, warlords, warlocks, wizards, gen-"
 * Candence: "Ok, I think we got the comcept."
 * Flash: "...Shining, please tell me we're not stuck with these weirdos are we?"
 * Blub: "And do YOU have a problem with us?"
 * Flash: 'Well, firstly, your civiliians, secondly, your giant enchated snails."
 * Blub: "Actselly, Slub's a snail. I'm a slug. No shell over here baby."
 * Shining: "Flash, I'm sorry to say that, they're right. That stone is not allowed to leave unless ahthorised personal are allowed to hold it. I think those two are coming with us, as weird as they may be."
 * Taiku: Guys I think I know what to do to put Mandaross and whoever his boss is in their place once and for all regarding the prophecy of a very sepcial human girl that might hold the key to our survival and chance to rid Equestria of the mess it's in now.
 * Slub: "Pfft, everyone knows humans don't exist. They're a fairy tale like the Loch Neighs Monster and Polite Minotaurs."
 * Taiku: We're in a fictional world, Slubber! Anything is possible.
 * Slub: Oh...well, no luck there.
 * Taiku: Our best hope is to find those All-Knowledgable Owls! First step: Finding Discord.
 * Applejack: Oh, fancy flippin' that!
 * (Twilight): But Taiku and I knew we need the Girl from the Princesses' prophecy to stop Sunset and Mandaross from being one step close to achiving their goal. Without her, all of Equestria was good as doomed!
 * Taiku: "All the same though, it wouldn't hurt to have faith. We just need to know where to look."
 * Spitfire came up to Rainbow Dash.
 * Spitfire: "Rainbow Dash, I, want to talk to you about, something private."
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'll be right back guys."
 * Spitfire and Rainbow Dash went away from the group.
 * Rainbow Dash: "You, wanted to see me, Ma'am?"
 * Spitfire: "I know you been looking for Lightning Dust for sometime now... And, I know she's from a poor family. I wished I realised that sooner. I know about Pegisi racing. It's run by a sleasebag gambler named Buffo Beef. A Minotaur. He and his goons are wanted by the Wonderbolts cause they kidnap Pegisi ponies to get involved in Pegisi Racing. Problem is, while now illegal in equestian boarders unless Equestian own, the racings own by mythic beasts are mostly in the Minotaur terratories. I have a good idea where that scumbag Buffo is."
 * Rainbow Dash: "That's great! I'll go help her out as soon as-"
 * Spitfire: "This is an oppertunity that needs to be answered now! Lightning became a popular racer, and Buffo wants to take advantage of that by making her lose, so he'll rake in money from everyone who betted on her. Problem is, as we know, Lightning has obedience issues. Might be only a matter of time before Buffo desides to "retire" her, for good. She needs our help more then she would ever want to admit."
 * Rainbow Dash: "I know that, but, what about the others? They kinda need us."
 * Spitfire: "Think about it. Lightning's skills would come in handy for us, espeically against Mandranoss' army. Remember that tornado? Could come in handy against the entire Orclin and Trorc armada. If they are your friends, I'm sure they'll understand. They'll know you need to make amends to Lightning. Please RD. She won't last well against Buffo's thugs. Neither of us will live with ourselfs if Lightning is, lost to us."
 * Taiku: Ok everyone, if we're going to have a change against Mandranoss' Army and their powerful conspirter. We're going to have to act quickly. Come on, let's get to my cave and disguss our plans.
 * Rainbow Dash came up to them.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, guys? I might be, alittle absint for abit. Spitfire told me where Lightning Dust is, and she said she could be in trouble. I hope you don't mind, but, I need this guys. I would never feel right if anything happens to her."
 * Taiku: "Don't worry RD. You need this. Besides, we could use extra help. Remember to meet up with us in the Owl cave."
 * (Twilight): While we headed off to Taiku's cave to discuss our plans. This is where the true heroine of this tale, the one who is going to help us stand against Sunset Shimmer, Mandranoss and his entire army comes in.
 * We now see a taxi driving down, with a teenage girl with red hair, somewhat simular with the main heroine to Epic, MK.
 * Taxi Driver: "So, your seeing someone in that old manor? The only one who lives there is that crazy old sciencetist who believes in a magical worlds of sentient mutant horses. Ha! What a weirdo."
 * Teen: "You know, he wasn't always so strange... I just wished he never went there to begin with."
 * The taxi is seen parking up to an overly sytileised Old Manison with tecno bits on it.
 * Taxi Driver: "That is not a house. That is something out of "The Bride of Frankenstian", or "Back to the Future". No offence. Let me know if you want a quick drive back to the city, miss."
 * the Teen walked out of the Taxi, as it drove away.
 * The Teen was about approch the old Mansion.
 * A small boom was heard!
 * ???: "Oh, jumping birkowits, I almost had it?!"
 * The Teen rushed in and see what was wrong. The Mansion had a huge hole in the floor, reveiling an awkword scienctist who resembled Professor Bomba. He is known as Dr. Wackpin.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "If only I had just the right confound it compopents for this hunk of junk, I'll be able to proof to those ungratful idiots in the science community that I'm not a wack-job!"
 * Dr. Wackpin proceeds to put the portal-like machine togather again.
 * Teen: Dad?
 * Dr. Wackpin gasped!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Alina Jasmine?!"
 * Dr. Wackpin slipped on his device breaking it more as he screamed!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "JUMPING JAHOSEAFAT?! MAN THAT'S AN OWCH WORTHY MOMENT?!"
 * AJ crinced at the sight of this.
 * AJ: "Aw gees, dad are you ok?"
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Don't worry... This happens alot sometimes. The Protal arch's abit, flimsy. Be up in the minute!"
 * Dr. Wackpin got up, ran across to the otherside of the room, climbed the stairs, and approuched AJ!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Alina Jasmne, it's great to see you again!"
 * AJ: "I, prefer to be called AJ."
 * Dr. Wackpin: "AJ, right right! I like it! It's so, mature, grown up, adult, aged. Wow did time fly fast or what? I remembered when you were still a toddler, on the day your mother left us for, some time apart."
 * AJ: "Well, considering she devoirced fyou cause she thought you were crazy, that this, world of sentient multcolored little horses you believed in is gonna make a mockery to our family name, and that pretty much the entire world doubted you and thinks your crazy, can kinda do that to an otherwise caring, and strong relationship."
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Oh, your mother always did had a mean-spirited sense of humor. I know my rescearch is mostly unsuccessful, but this time, I think I have defininit proof of the existence. One night, while I was drinking loads and loads of decaf coffice, I, found, THIS!"
 * Dr. Wackpin shows AJ a horseshoe!
 * AJ: "A horseshoe?"
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Not just any horseshoe! An Alien horseshoe! I read the tiny words on it, and it said, "Made in Equestia"! That's my proof!"
 * AJ: "... An old horseshoe with just nothing more then a factery misprint is your key of proving to the world that mutent ponies exist?"
 * Dr. Wackpin: "..... Ok, maybe it's a bit of a long shot, but it's my best hope yet! Now, the Science Directors from my old job, before I was rudely fired from it, are coming to see me tomorrow, and I think I got the ticket to proof it to them! But your welcome to stay to see my presitation if you want! You could, stay in your old room!"
 * AJ thought about this. She came here to talk sense into her father about the strange throeies he keeps hopelessly persuing. But, she may as well let him follow it still until the ineditable happens.
 * AJ: "Ok, I guess I could stand to stay here for abit and-"
 * ???: "Meow."
 * Aj looks to see an old cat.
 * AJ: "Oliver? He's still alive?"
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Yeah! Granted, he's blind as a steriotypical bat, mind you, but he still comes when I call him! Come Oliver, come boy!"
 * Oliver leaped into Dr. Wackpin's arms.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "See? As if he never went blind at all.... He does let his claws dig too- DEE-HEE-EEP?!"
 * AJ: "Oh..."
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Don't worry... I gotten used to it by now."
 * Dr. Wackpin opens the door to AJ's old room.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "And lo and behold, your old roaming grounds, as if they never changed... (Everything is pinked and pony themed.) Litterally, cause well, time and money for redeceration is a slight difficulty cause, my rescearch requires alot of those things, so, I'm sorry if everything's still, pinky."
 * AJ: Thanks...I think.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "You still have your old TV... I neglected to pay the cable bill, so, use the DVD player. You still have Kert, your pet turtle... (Looks at the direction are the turtle is... Then frowns.) Oh yeah.... Well, you still have your easy-back oven!"
 * The Easy Bake oven is old and broken.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Oh yeah... I needed some spare-parts. There's still your old pony models. I didn't took the time to get the cobwebs off, so, they're not exactly mint condition. If there's anything you need, there's plenty of left-over pizza in the fridge from my past orders, I also have fruit punch, bagels, milk, leftover thanksgiving dinner, pudding, ice cream, plenty of doridos, an-"
 * AJ: "I'm only gonna be here for a small bit. I'm not gonna eat much."
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Well, uh, they're there all the same. I'm gonna go, and uh, have the constructo bots rebuild that hole in the floor... Again. So, if it's not to much, is it possable to ask you to, stay put for a bit, it's just until I could, get it togather and orginised. I want to make a big impression for the directors tomorrow. I can't wait to show you, and them, all my work and progress, and my portal arch! I'm so excited it feels like something sharp is embedded in me!"
 * AJ: "That's Oliver, he clawed himself into your back."
 * Dr. Wackpin: Oh, how silly of me!
 * Dr. Wackpin gets Oliver off of him and places him down.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "I'll, be in my science room if you need me."
 * Dr. Wackpin walks away.
 * AJ: Well, I guss I'm my own for a bit.
 * Annoncer: "AND WELCOME MINOTAURIANS, TO PEGISI RACING 4000 AND A HALF, THE BIGGEST EVENT IN MINOTAURA HISTORY AS THE GRAND CHAMPIAN LIGHTING DUST HAS BECAME GRAND CHAMPIAN SINCE LITTERALLY LAST WEEK?! BUT THIS TIME AROUND, IT LOOKS LIKES LIGHTNING MAY BE IN SOME TROUBLE THIS TIME?!"
 * Lightning is racing against some very brutal Pegisi, as this was being watched by a Minotaur in a business suit, smoking a cigar with a Goblin and Troll henchmen.
 * Lightning goes as fast as she can to beat the Pegisi!
 * Pegisi racer: "Your going down, you wonderbolt reject!?"
 * Pegisi racer 2: "Butt-elf!"
 * Pegisi racer 3: "Horse Manure?!"
 * Lightning gets angerier of the various insults being frown!
 * Lightning: "What is this, Fillygarden or the Minotaur grand statium?! I thought we're here to race?!"
 * A Pegisi Male: "Sorry, Lightning Bust, all fair in love and war!"
 * The Male throws a snake into Lightning Dust's face, as she screams and falls around!
 * Announcer: "OH! SUCH A DIRTY TRICK FROM NUMBER 90! THAT WOULD BE AN AUTOMATIC DISCLOUIFACATION IF THIS WASN'T AN ANYTHING GOES RACE?!"
 * The Minotaur was smiling and laughing wickedly as this was going down.
 * Lightning Dust regains her composure, gets rid of the snake, goes so fast, she preforms, the Sonic Dust boom! Which would be like the Sonic Rain Boom, but themed in dust's colors!
 * Number 90, the jerk who threw the snake, was to busy laughing like a jerk to realise the situation until it was too late, as Lightning ZOOMED passed him and all the other racers and crossed the finished line!
 * Annoucer: "AND LIGHTNING DUST DID IT?! LIGHTNING DUST DID IT AGAIN?! LIGHTNING HAS WON THE HEARTS OF MANY IN THE GRAND MINOTAURA STATIUM, AS I CAN ALREADY IGMAGINE MILLIONS OF NEWFOUND FANS AND SMILING FACES ALL ACROSS MINOTAURA?!"
 * The Minotaur growls at this, as do his goons.
 * Lightning Dust is seen being beaten by the Troll and Goblin goons! She was beaten hard enough as she started to cry!
 * Lightning: "Stop it?! Why are you doing this, Buffo?!"
 * Buffo was the Suit Minotaur from before.
 * Buffo: Isent it obvious, Dust? I am getting sick and tired of your winning streak!
 * Lightning: "But, Buffo. The Crowd loves me! They would pay a million dollars just for a single authograth!"
 * Buffo: "And I'm aware of that! But you wanna know what really drags the dough down? If the crowd faverite loses! That way, say if like, millions and millions beted on yous, I could've made millions and millions of cash in throey! But the problem is, you cost more money then you attact! You have any idea how hard it is to pay a million people who betted on you and won?!"
 * Lightning: "But, doesn't the Minotaura statium make, over a brillion dollars in Minocash?"
 * Buffo: "Yeah. I know that! But we practicly lose HALF that prifit cause the faverite always wins! Sometimes, the faverite can't win ALL the damn, time! Sometimes, luck works AGINST the faverite! Sometimes, like everybody else, the faverite haves a bad streak?! Everyone knows this! That's why I paid Number 90 to throw that snake at you and those others to insult you! I am trying to make you lose so I can rake in that money! But thanks to you not being a team player, I'm lucky I still have over 170$ million! But I could've have that and more, if you just co-operated!?"
 * Buffo was silent.
 * Buffo: "(Laughs), I think I now say why Breathflame's daughter booted you out now. Your not a team player."
 * Lightning: "Buffo, please, My family needs the money you do get, from my paycheck. I just want them to be proud of me."
 * Buffo: "Ah, your a family mare. Your just looking out for your folks. I respect that. But what I don't respect is, (Punches Lightning with each saying of the following words) YOUR, NOT, A TEAM, PLAYER?! Sorry kid, it's been a thrill, but I'm afraid that this was your last race. Feed her to the Sea Serpent."
 * The Goblin and Troll chuckled evily.
 * ???: "A Serpent Buffo? Seriously?"
 * Buffo gasps as he sees Spitfire and Rainbow Dash.
 * Spitfire: "A serpent would finish her off too quickly. If you really want to get her, I go for hornet dragons."
 * Buffo: "Well, if it isn't Breathflame's little girl, the captain of the wonderbolts, pooper of parties."
 * Troll: "You want us to get rid of those ponies boss?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, cowbreath! Tell your goonies to let Lighting go, or less?!"
 * Buffo: "Heh, sorry girls, but this is Minotaura. It's legal to have Pegisi Racing here without being a pony myself. The Minotaur King Chulk Cogan has yet to deside to approve for making illegal here too. So, I am a perfectly legit business Minotaur. Nothing personal, kid. It's just buisness."
 * Rainbow Dash growls.
 * Rainbow Dash: "I said, LET, HER, GO?!"
 * Rainbow Dash pounces and punches Buffo's face HARD!
 * The Troll Goon and The Goblin goon were freaked out!
 * Rainbow Dash: "LISTEN HERE, YOU COWERDLY FREAK?! YOU LET GO OF LIGHTNING DUST NOW, OR I SWEAR TO CELESTIA, I WILL END YOU?! YOU GOT THAT?!"
 * Buffo: "I, duh uh-u-uh-uh!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I SAID DO YOU GOT IT?!"
 * Buffo: Do what she said boys!
 * The Troll and Goblin dropped Lightning Dust and made a run for it!
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you ok, Lightning?
 * Lightning coughed.
 * Lightning: "I, could've, gotten myself out."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, at least we know your spirit's intact."
 * Lightning: What did you do that for? I thought...you hated me.
 * Rainbow Dash: I did. Until I realized you had true intentions back at Wonderbolt Academy. But that's not the only reason I came to find you. I need your help.
 * Lightning: Me? You need MY help? The 'fastest pony in Equestria' actually needs MY help?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes.
 * Lightning: "What is it, is it like, one of those, the fate of all of Equestia scenarios?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, you can call it that. I figured it could be the best way to settle our differences.
 * Spitfire: The Princesses have reported an oncoming Orclin and Trorc invasion coming to Canterlot, and Twilight the Cunning states it might mean her downfall. Apparently, the enemy has an unknown ally.
 * Lightning: The Orclins and Trorcs? You mean those orc-goblin, orc-troll hybrids ponies say were accidentally created by orcs, trolls and goblins, and were banished for using magic for anarchy and chaos? And among the many foes my great-great-great-great-great grandfather fought years ago?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes. We figured that tornado stunt would be useful.
 * Spitfire: And casualties won't be that much of a problem.
 * Lightning: "Well, I guess, I may as well, Buffo tecnecly fired me when he tried to had me feed to a serpent. Personally, I diffenetly recimend the princesses to talk the other nations into making Pegisi Racing more restrictied. It's too hazordious for health these days. A racer threw a damn snake at me!"
 * (Snake Lougers): "HEY?!"
 * (Twilight): No offense, guys.
 * Spitfire: You shall come with us to prep you on what needs to be done. Rainbow's busy with her friends at the moment to be in action with us, so I'll be guiding you.
 * Lightning: It will be an honor, Spitfire.
 * Spitfire: That's what I like to hear, soldier. Let's get moving. (They all fly away, leaving Buffo and the others to stare angrily at them)
 * Buffo: WE WILL GET YOU, YOU MULE-FACED BRATS!!!
 * Gilda: (She and Trixie are thrown into a cell) LET US GO, YOU PITIFUL EXCUSES FOR HYBRIDS!!!
 * An Orclin roars at Gilda!
 * Trixie: "Gilda, did you forget these things can't talk like the creatures they inherited their genes from?"
 * Gilda: "Oh yeah, I noticed that. Why?"
 * Trixie: "It's, kinda part of their punishment. To prevent them from using stronger, and desistating magic spells, they turned the Orclins and Trorcs into unsentient near-tribeal beasts. Kinda why they're mostly about using spears, clubs, the oocational bone sword, and just roaring at your face all the confound it time."
 * Gilda: "Oh."
 * Trixie: "And with that knowledge, we're mostly left in the dark with what that orange, yellowish pony and that orc want with Twilight."
 * ???: "Isn't it obvious at this point."
 * An old, scared up donkey is seen.
 * The Donkey: "It is all part of a dark plan in the wings. I don't know alot, but I can safely assume, it will not be good for Equestia, or those that side in the realm of order. And it's safe to assume, your Twilight friend, is in the most danger."
 * Gilda: Uh, who are you, sir?
 * Donkey: I am but a lonely prisoner who's been imprisoned here for years after I've been trying to expose the crimes that Mandranoss has been doing for all these years. How they freed Discord, how they lured the Changelings to Equestria, how they smuggled the plunder seeds, even how Mandranoss caused the Nightmare Moon mess, and how this certain unicorn named Sunset Shimmer had given them back their most powerful weapon. The name is Jack.
 * Trixie: You know about this Sunset pony?
 * Jack: Yes. She--(Suddenly, he gets choked, and screams as his head glows in a familiar red glow) AHHKKK!!! AHHKK!!
 * Trixie: What the heck?
 * Gilda: What's he doing?
 * Jack: (The magic stops, and he gasps for air)...GOD! It's still there!
 * Trixie: What was that about? Who's this Sunset pony?
 * Jack: I'm sorry. I can't tell you. She put a curse on me to prevent me from revealing anything to anypony, even to you. Which is also what she'll do to you when she finds out what you tried to do.
 * Trixie: "..... Meep."
 * Gilda: "But, Unicorns ain't normally powerful enough to make even a minor purple tongue curse, let alone, what we just saw."
 * Jack: "Well, perhaps you noticed the red arua? That is not a naterol Unicorn magic color, young ones."
 * Trixie: She must've gotten her hooves on something powerful. Dear God, I hope it's not that amulet I regreted to ever use before I was chosen as Twilight's sidekick.
 * Gilda: You mean the Alicorn Amulet? That's just a myth.
 * Trixie: It's a cartoon, stupid. Myths don't count. I know what I saw. Once I realized that thing was too dangerous to use, I hid it where nopony would look...
 * Sunset: Who would throw a relic like this in a garbage can?
 * Gilda:...A garbage can? Really?
 * Trixie: Well, I am NOT going near that bitch. Her hooves might be contaminated from rummaging in that trash. Who even looks in a trash can, anyway?
 * Gilda: A hobo.
 * Trixie: Point taken.
 * Gilda: "But seriously, that was mondoly careless of you throwing a dangerious artifact like the Alicorn Ambulet in the trash!"
 * Trixie: "Well it's not like there was a temple of heroes dedicated to hoard and hide away powerful relics or anything!"
 * Gilda: ".... Seriously? Weren't you paying attention in history class about the Starswirl Memorial Relic storage area where all things powerful and/or dangerious are storaged out of the reach of those with intention to misuse their powers and congure everything?"
 * Trixie: "Again, IT WAS BEFORE I JOINED THEM?!"
 * Gilda: "I meant, the history class of every SHOCCL EVER MADE?!"
 * Trixie: ".... Trixie was from a poor family. We barely can afford a moldy piece of bread."
 * (Trixie): "WHAT!?"
 * (Twilight): "In my defence, it was so people could sympatise with you!"
 * (Trixie): "TRIXIE IS NOT POOR?! SHE'S MIDDLE CLASS AT BEST?!"
 * (Gilda): She's right, Twi. She didn't really grow up in a poor family. She lived in Canterlot like you did, but didn't get enough experiences with magic in her schools. She actually made a living in magic entertainment, but told lies about how 'good' she was because she was...well...a showoff.
 * (Trixie): I AM NOT A SHOWOFF!!!
 * (Twilight): Girls, girls, please. We need to get back to the story.
 * Gilda: Well, if your family was so poor, then how did you make it THIS far?
 * Trixie: Surely, you know the Princesses have caring hearts. They took me in when my parents died when I was 10, and raised me, training me in several magic spells, and where did I wind up? AS THE STINKING PURPLE PONY'S SIDEKICK!!!
 * Gilda: It's not that bad, Trixie. It's better than nothing.
 * Trixie: Nevertheless, now's the perfect time to show Celestia that I'm worthy enough to become her new hero. (Tries using magic, but the magic reflects on the steel bars, and zaps Trixie and Gilda cartoonishly into ash)
 * Gilda: ...You were saying?
 * Trixie: Shut your beak.
 * Jack: Yeah, those bars are made out of a tough metal. Even magic cannot destroy it. Plus, Sunset put up invisible magic barriers that kept the prisoners inside and render their own magic powers useless. Teleport yourself out, it teleports you back in. Try and melt the bars, it magically repairs them. Try using a magical distress call, it sends pain shriveling down your nerves.
 * Trixie: ******g perfect! And i used the term, loosely!
 * Gilda: "So, if hopefully, the curse doesn't have a problem with what I'm about to ask you, where is Twilight?"
 * Jack: "My knowledge is limited on that. But I have safe assumtions Sunset wants to, soften her up first before she would even consider placing her with us."
 * Twilight is battle damaged, her robes in ruin, her mane mangled and messy, and her horn is sparkling like it might run out of juice.
 * Trorcs and Orclins were cheering this own in Roars and screeches and growls!
 * Sunset was completely unharmed, smirking like a madmare!
 * Sunset: "Gee, you would think Celestia's little faverite would do better then this!"
 * Twilight: Where the heck did you learn all those magic spells?!? Some of them were at a high magic level!
 * Sunset: Well, that's courtesy of this miracle gift on my neck called the Alicorn Amulet. It gives me Alicorn magic and unlimited magical power. I can use strong spells, and NEVER get tired.
 * Twilight: Wha--...Do you have ANY idea what else that Amulet does to you? It corrupts you! You have to take it off!
 * Sunset: Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you? Besides, I don't care if this thing corrupts me. If it means my victory over you, then I LOVE it. Besides, I have the BEST way to defeat you, so powerful, even YOU can't stop it. (Uses magic on her mind)
 * Celestia: Twilight, you are a disgrace to your name. You have allowed the Harmony Stone to fall into the wrong hands because of one simple mistake. Ponyville has been destroyed because of you. Canterlot has been taken over by Mandranoss because of you. Everypony is doomed because of you.
 * Twilight: Your highness, it was just an accident.
 * Celestia: Not only have your actions cost me my kingdom, but it has cost you your role as my protégé AND my warrior.
 * Twilight: But, but, but--
 * Celestia: LEAVE! You have already caused enough trouble for me as it is.
 * Twilight:...But what am I supposed to do now?
 * Celestia: That's your problem. Now go! (Leaves)
 * Twilight: ...(Starts crying, and Mandranoss cackling is heard)
 * Twilight:...(Falls down crying)
 * Sunset: (Chuckles) You are defeated! You no longer work for Celestia! You work for me! Refuse to do what I say, and these visions will come true!
 * Twilight: ".... What... Kind of a hero would I be, if I vowed to darkness that easy...."
 * Sunset: "Hmm. You're strong. A more weak-minded individual would've bowed to me by now. I like that... Cause it means plently more times I get to have my fun with you until you DO break. Until then, I'm generious enough to say, you have enough for the day. Guards, take her to the Donguin."
 * (Discord): "WOW! THIS B- Uh, I mean, WITCH, IS SADISTIC?!"
 * (Rarity): "I'm starting to think that ambulet really is corrupting her head!"
 * (Spongebob): Change to another scene for Neptune's sake!?!
 * (Twilight): Fine, I'll change to another scene!
 * A group of Directors were sitting as a nervious Dr. Wackpin awkwordly prepared his speech!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Uh, good evening, respectable directors of the science union. I stand before you, with, behind me, a portal arch that's gonna prove the existence of, E-QUEST-IA. A land of magic, (throws confectie) a land of wonder, (releashes a dove), a land of peace! (Does a peace sign), A land, without voilence or-"
 * YOWL?!
 * CHOMP!?
 * Everyone looks to see Oliver the blind cat, with white feathers around his mouth.
 * Dr. Wackpin awkwordly smiled.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "Uh.... Or war. A land, without humans. Because, it is a world, solely dominated, by tecnecolored, short, horses. They could hold secrets on how humanity can attive things thought impossable, like, world peace, the ability to have magic, and other secrets that could better us as a speices! Think about it! No wars, no, polosion, no crime, no corruption in corperations or goverments, possability, even, a solution to our bad ecomedy and global warming!"
 * The Directors just stared at him, annoyed.
 * Dr. Wackpin: "I know what your thinking.... That's nothing but a pipedream. Things like that can't be sloved within our lifetime. Problems like that would take years to resolve on our own! Well, easier, quick solutions are more near then you realise! And this big girl, (dramaticly poses in front of the portal) is gonna gift wrapped and hand deliver them to us! Prepare for the discovery of the centaury!"
 * Dr. Wackpin presses a few buttons, pulls some levers, repeats this for awhile, and finally, plugs the thing in!
 * A whirr is heard!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "BEHOLD?! THE TRIUPM OF HUMANITY?!"
 * One of the Directors: What the devil?
 * The Arch started to glow!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "IT'S WORKING!? I GOT IT WORKING!? NOTHING CAN RUIN THIS!?"
 * The entire scene was watched by AJ.
 * Suddenly, the Portal Arch begins to malfuntion!
 * Dr. Wackpin: Whats happening!?
 * Taiku lit a few candles making the final preperations for the summoning ritual to call forth the human girl from the propecy.
 * (Twilight): Unaware of Dr. Wackpin's Machine malfunctioning, Taiku was finnishing the final preperations to summon the heroine who is going to help us stand against Sunset Shimmer and Mandranoss from the propecy concerning AJ.
 * The Directors hid away as the Machine goes out of control!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "No, no no! Stop it! Your making me look like an idiot you hunk of junk!?"
 * Dr. Wackpin gave it a few bangs on the machine until it worked properly!
 * Dr. Wackpin: "I DID IT?! I GOT IT WORKING!? YES?!"
 * Taiku: Well, here goes nothing. (Sits to begin the ritual, and begins chanting) Écoutez-moi j'appelle à vous, les éléments de l'univers...
 * Dr. Wackpin: C'mon, old girl. You got it! Let things go right for once...
 * AJ: (Gets a closer look and the directors see her)
 * Director #1: Hey, you? What're you doing here?
 * Dr. Wackpin: Honey, what are you doing? This could be dangerous!
 * AJ: I was just--(The portal suddenly glows in a rainbow hue)
 * Taiku: (Continues chanting) Apportez-moi le sauveur humain puissant dit dans la grande prophétie qui est destiné à nous sauver tous
 * AJ: Dad, I think it's working!
 * Dr. Wackpin: YES! FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF BEING CALLED CRAZY, I'M FINALLY GONNA BE PROVEN RIGHT FOR ONCE--
 * Director #2: Dr. Wackpin, your machine is going crazy! Shut it off now!
 * Director #3: It's gonna kill us all!
 * Dr. Wackpin: Wait! I think the portal is opening!
 * Taiku: (Continues chanting) Et permettre à notre maison pour être éludé de chaos et de désordre une fois pour toutes! (The portal suddenly opens in a rainbow-colored hue right between the candles) What the--?!?
 * Dr. Wackpin: IT WORKS!!! IT WORKS!!! (Suddenly the portal begins sucking things inside it, and the directors leave, Wackpin holds onto a support, but AJ is getting pulled inside)
 * AJ: WHOAH!!! (Wackpin grabs AJ's hand)
 * Dr. Wackpin: HANG ON, AJ! (After a while, AJ's hand slips out of Wackpin's hand, and AJ screams as she is sucked into the portal) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * AJ is thrown around the portal engry until she turns into a pony, A blue colored one with a red mane (She was a red head) but no cutie mark cause she was a human.
 * Taiku: What's that? (AJ is pushed straight toward Taiku, and lands directly onto him, pushing them out of the cave, and the portal malfunctions) OW!?
 * Dr. Wackpin: AJ!!! NO!!! (The portal shrinks until the machine implodes and falls apart, leaving the rainbow energy to disappear)...AJ!...(Falls to the floor crying) This is all my fault!
 * The Directors reappeared.
 * Director 1: "My god..... HE JUST KILLED SOMEONE?!"
 * Director 2: "One of us better call the cops on this looney now! About time he is sent into the insane asylum WHERE HE BELONGS?!"
 * Taiku: (He pushes AJ off of him, and as they regain their balance, AJ and Taiku take a look at each other)
 * AJ: "GAAAH?! A MONSTER?!"
 * Taiku: "...It...it failed! I got some random useless blank flank instead!? Confound it!? Humans are a myth after all! (Crouchs down into fetal position) I'm sorry Celestia, I failed you. Now the only time I get to see you is to scrape off Pigen poo off of your statuy presence?!"
 * AJ: "What're you talking abou- (Sees a hoove instead of a hand) AHHH?! I'M A HORSE?!"
 * Taiku: Well, Tecnecllly your a pony.
 * AJ: "So I'm a short horse?!"
 * Taiku: "Listen, miss, I was trying to conjure up a human, but I got a lowly blank flank instead. I don't know how I screwed it up! Maybe I used the wrong conjuring spell, maybe my magic, dispite being level 99, isn't good enough, or.... Maybe, Humans are not real at all. If that's the cause, Equestia's, toast..."
 * AJ: "Wait..... Did you just say.... Equestia?"
 * Taiku: "Well I certenly didn't say macarena!"
 * AJ: So...that means my father was right! It DOES exist! Listen, I need to get back home as soon as possible! My father's probably gonna be canned if I don't get back.
 * Taiku: Wait a second...'home'? Where is 'home'?
 * AJ: At my father's home, of course.
 * Taiku: You...wait a minute. Were you a human?
 * AJ: Yeah, what did you expect, a gorilla?
 * Taiku: ...IT WORKED!!! (Laughs) IT WORKED!!!...Sorta. But man, the others are never gonna believe me!
 * AJ: "Well, mind telling me, if you wanted a human, why turn me into a pony?"
 * Taiku: "..... You got me. I didn't done THIS! I think it's because your human aroa conflicted with Equestia's aroa, so, now your a pony."
 * AJ: "Then turn me back!"
 * Taiku: "Uh.... You might not like to hear this, at all, but.... Once a human turns into a pony, even if they leave Equestia, they're, kinda stuck as a pony, for the rest of their life."
 * AJ: "....... WHAT!?"
 * Taiku: "Well, Equestia's aroa must've taken away your ability to be human for good, not even even the mightiest Alicorn god can turn you to normal again... In that case, I think the anichent ponies who made the original propitcy that your suppose to be a human 24-7 are gonna be dissapointed they got a blank flank instead."
 * AJ: "Look, I don't wanna sound like I don't want to help prevent some sort of, end of the world crisis here, but I need to get back to my father and tell him he was right before his bosses get him arrested for possable murder, cause you got me here through my dad's flawed Portal Arch!"
 * Taiku: "..... You mean, I picked a bad time to bring you here? Oops...."
 * AJ: "What do you mean, oops?!"
 * Taiku: "That spell can't be useful again until next week."
 * AJ: "WHAT!? MY FATHER WILL BE THROWN INTO AN ASYLUM BY THEN?! EVERYONE'S GONNA THINK HE'S SOME WACKJOB WHO GOT HIS DAUGHTER KILLED TRYING TO PROVE SMALL MULTICOLORED MAGICAL HORSES EXIST?!"
 * Taiku: "..... Aw, snap! Nice going, Taiku you knuckle head, you done it again?! Look, miss, I am really sorry, I-"
 * AJ was making a run for it!
 * Taiku: "Wait miss! I don't think the outside world's safe for you!"
 * AJ didn't listen!
 * Taiku: "..... Aw, nuts...."
 * AJ was running as quick as she can.
 * AJ: "THERE HAS TO BE A WAY TO GET BACK!? Maybe they have a portal arch here?!"
 * AJ tripped on something!
 * AJ: "Ow!"
 * AJ looks at a rock.
 * AJ: "Stupid rock!"
 * AJ bucks it!
 * AJ was about to walk away until the rocks started to move.
 * AJ: "What the-"
 * The Rocks reveiled to be attached to a monster: A Cragadile!
 * AJ: "AHHH?! A ROCK CROC?!"
 * AJ makes a run for it as the Cragadile followed suit!
 * Taiku: Oh, crap! Now I'm in BIG trouble. (Flies down to AJ, and lifts her away from the Cragadile, and into the sky) You just never listen, do you?
 * AJ: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU OVERGROWN LIZARD!!! MY LIFE IS RUINED, MY FATHER'S LIFE IS RUINED, EVERYTHING IS RUINED!!!
 * Taiku: Calm down, kid! I'm sure we'll figure things out!
 * AJ: Just put me down before I grab you in your long snake neck!
 * Taiku: Okay, okay! (Reaches the outskirts of the Everfree, and puts her down) There, are you happy?
 * AJ: Look, I don't know what dumb idea lead you to bring me here, but I want my life back!
 * Taiku: I would if I could, but I can't! It's not MY fault you're permanently a pony.
 * AJ: (Scoffs) Now you tell me. How the heck am I supposed to pick up stuff with no fingers? It'll take me YEARS to get used to this stupid body!
 * Taiku: Don't Worry about that. I recemend changing you into a centaur to see what your human form looks like. Well you know, the half of it.
 * AJ: "(Through her teeth) I DON'T WANT TO BE A FREAKING GIANT ASS CENTAUR?! I WANNA GO BACK TO NORMAL?!"
 * Taiku: "Look, I know this is like, kinda the worse day to ever have, but how was I suppose to know your dad was in the middle of proving he wasn't insane? We're kinda in a middle of a world threatening crisis that needs upmost attention! I'm really sorry for screwing up things, I promise to fix this up if the oppertunity makes itself known! And I forget to say this: You really need to watch your mouth!"
 * AJ: "Ya know what? GO FUCK YOURSELF?! I'm gonna go find the portal arch to go back home! I need to save my father?!"
 * AJ walks off.
 * AJ: "Uh, what's the most advanced city you got?"
 * Taiku: "Canterlot."
 * AJ: "How far is it?"
 * Taiku: "The quickest way is by flight, or train."
 * AJ: "Good! Then I'm taking the train!"
 * Taiku: "You need money for it!"
 * AJ: "Then I'll get a job!"
 * Taiku: "But you don't have a cutie mark!"
 * AJ: "Wait, the hell is that?!"
 * Taiku: "Ok firstly, I know your mad, but cut it out with the cussing already?! It's not very becoming of a pony mare to use valgur Minotaur languise!"
 * AJ: "Just, tell me,  what a cutie mark is, so I can get it, and get a job?! Is it like, your variation of a work visa, work lisence or something?"
 * Taiku: "Your asking the wrong guy for that. All I can say, it's a complincated progress."
 * AJ: "Are you gonna tell me what a Cutie mark is or not?!"
 * Taiku: "Let's just say, it's a symbol of Equestian adulthood. It's ok for little fillies and colts to not have one cause they are yet to find out what they're good at! If they don't still have a cutie mark by adulthood, they're gonna be riddiculed and declaired worthless! Blank Flanks aren't allowed to get jobs in Equestia, because Blank Flanks are considered talentless! The closest job you might get is what no else wants!"
 * AJ: "I'm sure your lying! No one's gonna discriminate me just because I don't have a tatto on my, uh-"
 * Taiku: "Your flank, which what you would call, the side of your butt."
 * AJ: "Look, I'm still a pony right? Someone's gonna give me a job!"
 * AJ was walking down ponyville with everyone staring at her.
 * AJ thinks: "Why is everyone staring at me? Is it because I'm new? Yeah, it has to be that! That lizard was lying to you about the discrimination against no tattooed butt ponies thing! I am gonna get a job, easy peezy!"
 * Pony #1: Uh, who is that?
 * Pony #2: I have no clue.
 * Taiku: Don't mind her, folks. She's just new in town. (To AJ) Seriously, you need to listen to me! You'll never get a job without a cutie mark!
 * AJ: (Scoffs) Nice try, pal! I'm not falling for your silly lies. I'll get a job in no time.
 * AJ: I CAN'T BELIEVE NO ONE WANTS ME FOR A JOB!!!
 * Taiku: See?
 * AJ: Oh, shut up!
 * (Discord): (Laughing) This is hysterical! Make her speak more crap!
 * (Rainbow Dash): "Curse again and you'll get taped!?"
 * (Discord): ".... I'll be good."
 * AJ: "Ok, what about, those jobs no one else wants?"
 * Taiku: "I'm warning you, you might not like them!"
 * AJ: "Whatever! As long as I get paid for Train money!"
 * Taiku: "It's mostly just back breaking and gross sanatation duty!"
 * AJ: "Oh come on, it can' be THAT gross!"
 * Pony cow farmer: "Welcome new manure pile driver! You'll make an easy 3 bits driving the manure into the silos for proper disposing!"
 * AJ: ".... Black Flanks can only be hired to push crap all day!?"
 * Pony Cow Farmer: "Sad but true. Everypony thinks Blank Flanks are talentless hacks that never made it into adult ponyhood (Stupid sounding laugh), now go do yer job if you want to get paid!"
 * AJ: "Ok... 3 bits, that doesn't sound bad, right? Is bits like, dollars?"
 * Taiku: "They're coins."
 * AJ: "No matter! As long as the train ride to Canterlot isn't too outragiously expendsive.... Right?"
 * Taiku: Well, you don't want me to tell you that. Trust me, it'll make this job, even less worth it to you!
 * AJ: "..... What's the price for A train trip to canterlot?"
 * Taiku: "You don't wanna know!"
 * AJ: "Tell me now?!"
 * Taiku: ..... 600 bits.
 * AJ: (Eyelids shrink, and camera goes into bird's-eye view) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
 * Applejack: What in tarnation was that?
 * Pinkie: OH MY, CELESTIA!!! WE'RE ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY HOWLER MONKEYS!!!
 * Applejack: Sounded like it came from the Cow Farm.
 * Meanwhile, AJ is seen running around speaking non-sensical gibberish!
 * Taiku: "It's ok, let it out."
 * Cow Farmer: "Uh, tell her for me that when she's done having a mental episode, she's retired early due to mental issue."
 * Taiku: "Will do."
 * AJ: I'M NEVER GONNA GET OUT OF HERE!!! MY FATHER IS GONNA BE DOOMED IF I DON'T GET TO CANTERLOT RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Taiku: Have you considered having me teleport you there?
 * AJ:...You mean to tell me that you could've teleported me there?!?
 * Taiku: You didn't ask, okay? And besides, your kinda mad at me, so it wouldn't be like you would've listened anyway.
 * AJ:...(Shrugs) I HATE this place! My father never told me this place was discriminative, had medieval banking, had people who use 'pony' in certain words, AND HAVE SOMEHOW ADAPTED WITHOUT FINGERS!!!
 * Taiku: (Sighs) Celestia help us all!
 * Applejack: Taiku? (She, Rarity, Pinkie, and Fluttershy arrive) We heard a scream. Is there something wrong?
 * AJ: DAMN RIGHT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG!!! YOUR MAGICAL FRIEND HERE GOT ME TRAPPED HERE WHEN MY FATHER IS ABOUT TO BE PUT IN AN INSANE ASYLUM!!!
 * Rarity: My goodness, who's the new pony?
 * Taiku: "Ok, let's get back to the cave first.... It's a long story."
 * AJ: "OH NO! I WAS ALMOST EATEN BY A CROCADILE MADE OF ROCK, AND NOW I SMELL LIKE COW FECES?! I'M GONNA SMELL LIKE A COW'S ASS ALL DAY!?"
 * A Cow: "Well it wouldn't hurt you to take a shooooooower, young miss."
 * AJ: ".... Didi a cow just talked to me?"
 * Fluttershy: "Why yes. Cows are one of the few non-pony creatures that can talk."
 * AJ: "...... Night-night.... Sleeptight."
 * AJ fainted and fell flat on her ace into a cow pie!
 * (Discord): (Scoffs, covering his laughter with his lion paw) Not funny. Not funny at all.
 * Taiku and Main 4: "EWWWW?!"
 * Rarity: "I think this poor thing is desperate need for a good bath!"
 * Pinkie: "Esepically for her face! Icky-poo-poo!"
 * Taiku: (He is explaining everything to the ponies)...So, I basically brought her here right when her father was trying to prove our world existed. Now she wants to get home so she can save him from being sent to an insane asylum.
 * Pinkie: Wowie-zowie-lowie. You sure screwed up good.
 * Fluttershy: Poor girl.
 * Applejack: "Oh nice one Taiku. I ain't sure that girl would want to help us now she got the wrong idea about us."
 * Taiku: "Well, it wasn't my fault our banking system was still in the dark ages, and that you ponies still don't treat blank flanks fairly when they're not kids!"
 * (Viper): "Twilight, sorry for interupting, but, you don't really treat Blank Flanks poorly, do you?"
 * (Twilight): "Actselly, back when Equestia was still realitivly founded, there was Blank Flank discrimination."
 * (Po): "Well, you guys eventally stopped treating them badly, right?"
 * (Applejack): If Applebloom and her friends were still awake, they'd have to disagree with you on that one, Po.
 * (Applebloom): (Speaking in sleep) MOMMY, THE KIDS ARE DISCRIMINATING ME AGAIN!!! Zzzzzzzzzz...
 * (Twilight): "Don't worry, aside from bulling, there's no modern discrimination. Thanks to Marzapan Chocolate Duke, the discrimination on blank flanks died out.... for the most part."
 * (Spongebob): "Wow, A Martin Luther King for Equestia. Whatever happened to Mr. Marzapan?"
 * (Twilight): "He got mauled to death by a Black Rock Bear."
 * (Discord): "..... Yikes."
 * (Twilight): Anyway back the story. Sure, Taiku screwed up bringing AJ here while her dad was facing the looney bin, but what other choice did he had? Our world is threatened by Sunset Shimmer and Mandaross who are conspiring together to take it over, Me, Trixie and Gilda are captured and AJ was our only hope. That is if some miracle could make her see whats at stake if she dosent help us beat Sunset and Mandaross.
 * Pinkie: "Hey, I wonder how AJ and Rarity are working out."
 * AJ was in a fetal position.
 * AJ: "There's no way out of this ass-backwords medvil dump! My father is gonna be sent to a looney bin, with no way to help him proof he was right! Now everyone's gonna think I'm dead! My life is ruined?!"
 * Rarity: No offense darling but you really need to watch just what you say.
 * AJ: "I am trapped in a world that discriminates you for not having a tattoo on your butt!? How does that call for languise control?!"
 * Rarity: Look, we may not be a perfect place to you, but that doesn't mean we should be potty-mouths.
 * AJ: Yeah, and making me bathe in a bucket was pretty smart. Where I come from, that sounds weird. What's next, do you control natural elements like weather, or something?
 * Rarity:...Well...yes. You know the ponies with wings? They're in charge of controlling the weather. Why, does that work in your world?
 * AJ: No. It just runs all by itself. How can you all possibly have weather that doesn't do exactly that?
 * Rarity: Because this is a world run by Gods, of course. Our Princesses are Gods.
 * AJ: Gods? Really? Then why do mortals get to do THEIR work?
 * Rarity: You know, you do ask questions a lot. Now keep quiet so I can make you the clothes you so ever want since you think so grotesquely of being naked.
 * AJ: Great. It's nice that 'somepony' here is nice enough to help out a so-called 'blank flank'!
 * Rarity: Oh, trust me, my sister has a similar problem.
 * AJ: Yeah, I don't even wanna know about that.
 * Rarity: Alright, I think I'm finished. How's this? (Takes out a blue dress)
 * AJ: Well...where's the pants?
 * Rarity: We don't even wear pants. It's tough to make something like that for ponies.
 * AJ: Now you tell me. But I guess it'll have to do. Give it to me. (Rarity does that, and AJ puts it on) Well...it does seem more comfortable than the last clothes I had on.
 * Rarity: Why do you think so negatively about being naked, anyway?
 * AJ:...Seriously? You've heard of humans, yet you don't know much about them?
 * Rarity: No, I flunked mythology in school.
 * AJ: (Sighs) Because we don't have much hair on our bodies.
 * Rarity:...Ew! And you don't even feel bad about it?
 * AJ: Not as long as we have something to wear. Now where is that Taiku dragon? I need to get to Canterlot right now.
 * Rarity: "I know your tired of hearing this, but, you kinda havea reason being here. Why Taiku wouldn't be so realling to drag a human here otherwise if it wasn't impourent."
 * AJ: "Ok, I seen movies like this before. The Human hero is dragged into a magical world beyond his/her wildest dreams because there's a dark threat of some kind, right?"
 * Rarity: "Well, I had heard you made movies based on what Equestia goes through every day from Taiku. Well, this might sound abit too familier, but how well are you familier with, Orcs?"
 * AJ: Yeah, I know a few mythological creatures. Father said this place contained mythological creatures, too, like centaurs, manticores, griffins, minotaurs, dragons, other stuff. None of them exist in our world, they were just in folklore or myth.
 * Rarity: Well, Canterlot has been attacked by these creatures called Orclins and Trorcs.
 * AJ: That sounds like blends between orcs, goblins, and trolls.
 * Rarity: Well, that's basically what they are. As I was saying, this warlord named Lord Mandranoss, who has been causing chaos to our land for centuries until our rulers took away their magic, has somehow got their magic back thanks to an unknown ally. I think our main mission is to find out who this ally is and stop him, or her.
 * AJ: Well, I'm not that much of a fighter. I'm diffently not gonna last against the likes of Rockadiles and, Orc warlords.
 * Rarity: "Well, first we need to save a few friends that got themselfs into the procession of Mandranoss. But how? Discord warned us that there's far too much security! But alchorse, we need to get to the cave of the knowledge collecting owls first."
 * AJ: "Owls?"
 * Rarity: Well, our friend, Discord, told us that he works for these all-knowledgeable owls that we're sure will give us all the information we need to stop Mandranoss.
 * AJ: Discord? What kind of name is that?
 * Rarity: Don't ask. You'll understand once you see him. He's VERY obnoxious.
 * (Discord): I AM NOT OBNOXIOUS... That much often.
 * (Rainbow Dash): Please don't interrupt the story, Dissy.
 * AJ: "Believe me, I wish I know how to help, but, there's almost not much I can do. I'm not even sure I'm the human you want."
 * Rarity: Well, it might be hard to find another human, but I think Taiku's caused enough trouble as it is. I'm sure we'll find a way to send you home. And think about it. If you go back to being human, nobody will believe you, either. But when they see you like THIS, they'll surely believe you.
 * AJ: ...Huh...I guess I hadn't thought of that...but I still don't think I'm used to having hooves instead of hands. How do you ponies pick up things?
 * Rarity: Either with magic or our mouths. Since you're an Earth pony, you basically just use your mouth.
 * AJ: I don't think that's sanitary.
 * Rarity: You'll get used to it. Now, come, we should meet up with Taiku. Plus, you need to apologize for your rude behavior and foul language.
 * AJ:...(Sighs) Yeah, maybe I was a little too hard on him.
 * Taiku: (Looking in a book) There's gotta be a way to help AJ with her problems once we're done with this...not important, not important, not important, not important, not important, AH-HAH! This might work. (Reading) "World Auras are what make up the gateways from one world to another. Each time somepony passes through a portal, it has an effect on their aura. Once the aura takes affect, it's permanent."
 * Fluttershy: There's gotta be SOMETHING.
 * Taiku: I'm looking, okay?...Ah, here's something that might help. (Reading) "Even though aura changes cannot be reversed, it can be 'semi-reversed'. If given enough aura energy, the pony can gain their original aura back, but have a small side-effect in the pony's genetic makeup. Half of the permanent aura still remains on the pony, meaning that the pony will have 100% pony aura, plus 50% alternate aura."
 * Pinkie: I don't get it.
 * Taiku: I think it means that when AJ gets her human aura back, some of her pony aura will remain inside of her. Meaning...well...she might become a human-pony mix.
 * Applejack: I don't think she'll appreciate being a pony-human hybrid.
 * Taiku: Well, if this works, not only will AJ become human again, but her pony aura will allow her to save her father. Once they see her, they'll realize her father was right about our world.
 * Pinkie: YOU'RE A GENIUS, TAIKU!!!
 * Taiku: "Well, let's hope AJ can be as, understanding. She already has a problem being a normal pony as it is."
 * Fluttershy: Good. Here she comes now. (AJ and Rarity arrive in the cave)
 * AJ: Uh, Taiku? Can I say something?
 * Taiku: Is this about how you treated me?
 * AJ: Yes, I need to apologize for treating you like dirt. It's just...I get really stressful sometimes when things go sour in my life. I get temper-tantrums a couple of times, and sometimes, I don't even think about calming down. So, I'm sorry.
 * Taiku: Well...apology accepted. Good news, too. You may not remain a pony after all.
 * AJ: You mean it?
 * Taiku: My book says that it is possible to return you back to human form, but it has a side-effect. You might still have a half-percentage of your pony aura remaining in your body, meaning you'll permanently be a human-pony cross.
 * AJ:...You serious?
 * Taiku: Oh, here we go.
 * AJ: No, no, it's perfect. I'll have my human parts back, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to have pony ears and a tail, but as long as I have hands and feet, it's okay. Plus, it'll allow me to save my father. I just hope I can get this all over with before it's too late.
 * Taiku: You hear that, everypony? She's in.
 * Applejack: Well, thank Celestia!
 * AJ: So, what's the plan? And what's the info on these 'All-Knowledgeable Owls'?
 * Taiku: "Well, we have to get to the caves first. How do you feel about, Humming Bird Dragons?"
 * AJ: "Uh, is it exactly what the name suggest? A skalely, Humming Bird?"
 * Taiku: Well, it's just a dragon with wings that move exactly like a humming bird. They're the fastest creatures to ride. We can't necessarily teleport there because we don't know where the owls are, so we need to find Discord. Since Twilight's out of the picture, we need to find him ourselves.
 * Fluttershy: Didn't he say he was watching the fireworks in Canterlot?
 * Taiku: Yeah, we CAN teleport there, but I say we don't use up magic power by riding these babies. (The Hummingbird Dragons roar) I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * AJ: It's gonna feel pretty weird riding an actual dragon since I've never actually seen one. Let's go. (Sees Slub and Blub) GAAAH!? GIANT SNAILS?!"
 * Blub: "Actselly, Slub's a snail. I'm a slug. No shell over here, baby."
 * AJ: "...... Why do you guys have giant talking Snail-"
 * Blub: "And Slug."
 * AJ: ".... And, Slug, people?"
 * Flash: These guys are meant to protect the Harmony Stone, which may be our only hope of stopping Mandranoss. And (Shrugs) we have to be stuck with them since they have to handle it.
 * AJ: Blech!
 * Blub: You got a problem with us, baby?
 * AJ: I just hope you guys don't get me covered in snail--
 * Blub: And slug!
 * AJ: Right, and slug slime. But no matter, if we're stuck with these slimy guys, then I guess I have no choice.
 * Flash: Well then, let's get a move on. (They all hop on the Humming Bird Dragons, and they fly off into the sky).
 * Orclins and Trorcs fight eachother in part of training, overwatched by Mandranoss and Sunset.
 * Mandranoss: "Isn't this a fantasic army, Sunset? And soon, all of Equestia will reckinise the masterful choas, of Mandranoss and Sunset. I can already see our future, Sun."
 * Mandranoss dressed as an emperor of sorts.
 * Mandranoss: "So my Equestians!? See how incredable a world of disorder and choas can be?! As long as I let you have a world to live in! But don't forget, WHO IS THE BOSS?!"
 * Mandranoss laughed maniacly!

Reality! Meanwhile. Meanwhile... Discord's Airplane Cloudsdale Owl Cave. Princess' Room Thrownroom. A series of long stairs. Mandranoss' fortress. Mt. Gloom Appleloosa, Applejack's office Badlands 1/2 Hour Later... Meanwhile. Later... Meanwhile... Mt. Gloom Top Later... Cutaway Present Later... Maracron's House Cutaway Present Later... 12 seconds later... Flashba- Suddenly, interupted by Slewie Outskirts of Mandronoss' fortress. Mandranoss' Throne Room Meanwhile. Prison. Meanwhile. Thrownroom. Dungeon Drawbridge Vision Reality Second Vision! Reality Vision Reality Meanwhile... Flashback Reality Later, at the castle ruins. 10 hours later... Eeriy. dark hallway. 2 hours later... 15 minutes later... A dead plain. Cabin This song plays during the scene
 * A voice: "Hey Manny!"
 * Mandranoss and Sunset turn to see Buffo being dragged in by an Orclin and a Trorc.
 * Buffo: "Next time you want me to see you, send a proper invitation, not a kidnap crew!"
 * Mandranoss: Whatever. I called to ask if you've handled that Lightning Dust character. I sensed that she could be on our trail at any moment, and I can't allow that vision to come true.
 * Buffo: No, sir. She got away. The Rainbow Wonderbolt recruit took me down.
 * Mandranoss: (Shrugs) (Dubbed as Gutt) You're a FAILURE! I need WARRIORS, and all I have is cattle and green cavemen! We CANNOT allow that blonde brat to foil our plans!
 * Trorc #1: (Grunts to Mandranoss, and gets his attention, and he does a few cavemen grunts, "Lord Mandranoss? We've picked up a magical source that looked like a portal to another world")
 * Mandranoss: Another world? What would a pony need with a portal like that?
 * Trorc #1: ("Perhaps it could have something to do with the Prophecy)
 * Mandranoss: The Prophecy? You mean the one where a human girl will save Equestria from evil? (Cackles) Did you hear that, Sunset? He thinks it's about the Legendary Human Prophecy! (Laughs) Humans don't exist, pal! I don't allow incompetence in MY army!
 * Sunset: Mandranoss, don't be absurd! Humans DO exist. I've heard rumors about this world called Earth, and it turns out, they really exist. I tried to make contact with a human myself, but that didn't go over very well. I heard voices, but some of my belongings winded up in their world. God knows what they're doing with my favorite horseshoe. I even lost a very important amulet that I was going to use to activate a portal that would allow transport from Equestria to Earth.
 * Mandranoss: Why would you want to go to Earth?
 * Sunset: So I can prove to Celestia and Luna that I have the potential to be a better princess than she EVER was! That amulet was my only chance of making that happen. But now that it's gone, I wanted to take control of Canterlot by force. But now that a human has somehow found his or her way here, I might have a chance to make it happen. You see, when I lost the amulet, I also lost my Portal Arch that would allow me to get to Earth. Obviously, someone's been able to put it back together, and might have that amulet! Without that amulet, the portal wouldn't be stable when activated, and could be dangerous. The amulet is the only thing that kept the portal stable.
 * Mandranoss: So what?
 * Sunset: So we must find this human! It might have the amulet that I need to activate my new Portal Arch hidden in a secret hatch in Equestria. I will be able to get to Earth, and accomplish my plan for revenge!
 * Mandranoss: "Well, as long as I ensured Celestia and Luna are out of the way, I suppose it wouldn't hurt to include this, "E-yarth.". I'll make BOTH worlds bow beofre the might of Disorder and Choas!"
 * Buffo scoffs.
 * Buffo: "Yeah, I heard about that. Real smooth. You got rid of the princesses, but those heroes still got the harmony stone. Plus, your idiot general got himself axed off!"
 * Mandranoss: "That, "Idiot General", (Jumps off the castle) WAS MY SON?!"
 * Mandranoss slams into the ground, causing a huge earthquake that everyone felt.
 * Buffo gulp.
 * An Orclin imtimidated Buffo by breaking a spear, in half.
 * Buffo: "Oh! Uh, (Mandranoos re-appears behind him!) Ahh! Uh, Sure he was yer son! Why, he had your uh, great looks, your, better characteristics, and your, greenish complexion, and uh, very frogiving nature?"
 * Mandranoss: "SHUT UP?! Now listen good, you abominable union of man and beef, I need to know WHERE these heroes are heading with the Harmony stone, and Am I gonna get info out of you, or are my Orclins and Trorcs gonna have minotaur burgers as a speical occation? (Holds the staff steaming of dark magic torwords a panicing Buffo) What's it gonna be?"
 * The Humming Bird dragons are seen heading torwords the cave.
 * AJ: "Ok, so uh, I been wondering? My dad has found this, horseshoe with the words, Equestia on it. Know anyone missing a horseshoe that has been to, the human world recently?"
 * Applejack: Not that we know of.
 * AJ: Well, in addition to that, I found THIS when I was playing outside my father's home. (Takes out an Amulet with a rainbow swirl-symbol on it) Looks like it was from Equestria. You got any ideas what this is?
 * Taiku: I have no clue. It has the same rainbows the aura portal had, so it is definitely from here.
 * Rarity: "So, tell me, what was the intention of visiting your father?"
 * AJ: "Well, mom wanted me to get him back to reality, make him realise his pursuit for, a world of highly advance mini horses, er, ponies, capable of so many things, ruined his career, his marrage, his crediability as a sciencetist, his family, his fincnases, and, formerly as I thought, his sanity. But, Wow... He was actselly right.... Maybe it would've helped alittle bit if his name wasn't Wackpin?"
 * Applejack: "All honesty, even if he had a different name, I don't think his fellow humans would still believe him. No offence, but Humans, unless they see proof, have a bad habit of being ignorent to things they can't understand. And, about us being, advance... (Everyone sees Slub and Blub sticking their heads out tongues out like dogs).... It varies."
 * AJ: You all don't use electricity, do you?
 * Applejack: Well, in some places, we do. We have electricity in Manehatten, but sometimes we rely on magic.
 * Taiku: Of course, I read in stories that your kind doesn't use magic, don't have cutie marks, and have all kinds of inventions that we don't have.
 * AJ: Pretty much, yes. Of course, ponies do exist in our world, but they're not like you guys. They don't talk, but they are good for riding on.
 * Pinkie: Are we there yet?
 * Taiku: Not quite, we're only 2 miles away.
 * AJ: Who's this 'Discord' guy anyway?
 * Applejack: Oh, I do NOT wanna talk about him.
 * Taiku: He's not somepony you'd wanna hang out with. He used to be one of our enemies until we had him reformed. He's a spirit of chaos who used his magic to turn Equestria upside-down until our Princesses turned him to stone. Of course we had to handle him thanks to Mandranoss releasing him. Still, he's a little cranky when you meet him.
 * AJ: Oh, c'mon! He sounds like some kind of comedian. Someone who has magic powers and is cranky reminds me of Genie from those Aladdin movies.
 * Rarity: Aladdi-what now?
 * Pinkie: Genie?
 * AJ: Oh, forgot you haven't heard of that movie. The Genie in that movie was a real comedian who was voiced by this actor who was able to change voices easily named Robin Williams. You should hear him, he's HILARIOUS!
 * Fluttershy:...Okay.
 * AJ: So, what else is it like in your world? Cutie marks, magic, medieval banking systems, freaky creatures, kingdoms, Gods, anything else?
 * Rarity: "Well, we are all about friendship and harmony."
 * AJ: "You like, like, realijustly? Cause, I didin't get that vibe when people treat me unfairly for not having tattoos on my butt!"
 * Rarity: "Obviously, it's not THAT perfect, true. Trust me when I say, Celestia is working to end that slight blemish in with an anti-discrimination law."
 * AJ: "What about your medevil banking system? Couldn't you just, introdose paper money into the mix, modernise it alittle?"
 * Fluttershy: "But in order to make paper money, trees will have to be cut down, and the little critters will be without homes! That would be awful, just awful!"
 * Applejack: "We're more, eviomentally cautious. We actselly did had "Paper" money at some point, but Celestia, who is a big animal lover by the way, couldn't bare seeing critters without someplace to live. It was when logging got too careless that caused a drastic decline in Breezies, which are like, Pony-fairies, causing them to become rare and endangered. Eventally, Celestia had the logging companies shut down, and we ponies become more eviomentally friendly ever since."
 * AJ: "At the price of having to relie on coins all the darn time and train stations having the ability to charge outragious prices? I mean, a ride to canterlot is allowed to be 600 in bits! That is lousy to me since I can't get a good job, because I lack a cutie mark, and there for, I'm "inferior" to them!"
 * Rarity: "Well, it was either having to relie on coins from here-on out, or cauing a cute race of fairy ponies to go extint!"
 * Fluttershy: "Personally, I'm glad Celestia favored the Breezies.
 * AJ: Well, I think that's pretty sweet, but what are Breezies? Are they your kind's version of fairies?
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, they migrate through Equestria every few years.
 * Taiku: Okay, we're here. (They fly into Canterlot, and land near the entrance to the castle)
 * AJ: Not that bad of a place. Especially since you built it on a mountainside.
 * Taiku: Yeah, it's not too shabby if you aren't afraid of heights. Now, Discord said he was watching the fireworks, so he must be somewhere in the castle grounds. (Suddenly, a white flash appears behind them)
 * AJ: WHOA!!! (Discord appears)
 * Discord: I figure you're here for the Owls?
 * AJ:...Yikes, for a spirit of chaos, he looks pretty weird.
 * Discord: Who's the new chick in the blue dress?
 * Taiku: It's a long story. She's a human from another world that I'm sure the Prophecy says will save us from Mandranoss.
 * Discord: A human? What a surprise. (Snaps, and takes away her dress, and she screams) Wow, you sure have great taste. (Wearing her dress)
 * AJ: GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!!!
 * Discord: (Chuckles, and snaps, putting the dress back onto AJ) HAH! Humans are ALWAYS sensitive about being naked these days...unless they're nudists.
 * Fluttershy: You know about humans?
 * Discord: Well, duh, I read books. I prefer to read the pages before eating them most of the time, but I read them. Now, about the Owls, I can take you to them, but they're only active at night time. Oh, and by the way, I wasn't actselly watching REAL fireworks, I was taking the time to enjoy yet another feeble attempt by Mandranoss' forces to try and over-throw Equestia. I bet they failed at everything!
 * Rarity: "Not entirely, you mix-match thing you! Celestia and Luna are statues now!"
 * Discord: "Wow..... Ain't karma the darnest thing? I was a statue once, now THEY'RE statues! Irony is never so delisious! Now let's see how they enjoy birds taking a dump on them..."
 * Taiku: "I respect the fact, somewhat, that your not a total fan of Celestia and Luna for "spoiling your fun" those thundson years ago, but let's be serious Discord! Without Celestia or Luna, or Twilight for that matter, Mandranoss is basicly gonna do whatever he damn well pleases, and chances are, if he comes back again, and if he has the chance, he is gonna get you badly for reforming, and Celestia and Luna won't be able to protact and selther you, or anyone else for that matter!"
 * Discord: "...... I see the point. But still, the problem with owls is that they don't like day shifts, so we're out of luck till nightfall."
 * Rarity: "Oh why couldn't it had been a day creature in charged of the knowledge?"
 * Discord: "Oh ya know, the steriotype about owls being wise creatures? And yet they eat rats. I mean seriously, haven't they heard of the black plague? Doesn't sound wise to me."
 * AJ: There's a Black Plague in your world?
 * Discord: Yeah, we have a LOT of them in our world. Had it myself once, but luckily, I managed to survive even with it's ability to kill. BLECH! Buboes are nasty stuff.
 * AJ: PLEASE stop talking about that disease, I think I'm gonna puke.
 * Discord: So, I guess you'll have to wait until sunset until you meet the Owls.
 * AJ: Say, Taiku? What time is it?
 * Taiku: (Checks watch)...4:33.
 * AJ: Well, we can make it there on Hummingbird Dragon and by the time we get there, it'll be night time. Maybe THAT will help.
 * Discord: Wise thinker, huh? Okay, then. I shall take you to them by flight.
 * Discord makes an airplane appear.
 * Discord turns into a flight attentent.
 * Discord: "Thank you for taking Aircord, the fastest most chaotic plane ever. Please take your seats."
 * AJ:...Okay, he's DEFINITELY like Genie.
 * Taiku: I prefer my Hummingbird Dragon.
 * Flash: So do I.
 * Pinkie: I CALL SHOTGUN IN THE AIRPLANE!!! (Zooms straight inside)
 * AJ:...Well, let's take a look inside. (Goes into the airplane, and inside, sees a luxury-style interior in Discord's own image, with purple-checkered floors, black-spotted white walls, a TV, a hot tub, a kitchen, and a ton of pictures of Discord in various attires) SWEET SASPARILLAS!!! THIS PLACE IS WILD!!!
 * Rarity: Pfft, I don't trust Discord's plane one bit.
 * Discord: There's a mud bath inside.
 * Rarity: I'M IN!!! (Runs inside)
 * Taiku: "Well, the other Humming Bird Dragons are getting tired anyway, so, I guess the rest of us may as well. It shouldn't be too long a flight anyway."
 * Applejack: "I suppose. But just so ya know, Discord, I got my eyes on you!"
 * Discord: "Would you like them back then?"
 * Applejack: "What're you talking abo-" (Discord literally takes out her eyes, and rolls them like dice) ARRRGGHH!!! (Discord snaps, and gives her eyes right back, and laughs hysterically)
 * Discord: THAT'S STRAIGHT FROM THE CLOWN'S MOUTH RIGHT THERE! PRICELESS! (Laughs)
 * AJ:...Okay, I agree, that was a bit funny.
 * Applejack: I will pretend I didn't hear that. (Walks inside the airplane along with the others)
 * Taiku: "Ok.... I'll, be, following behind."
 * (Twilight): As for me, I had a hard time being in prison. I was mentally scared after Sunset's mental attack. She was slowly losing the will to fight each minute she thinks about her fears. Her battle with King Sombra, how he almost cost her her position as Celestia's best warrior and protégé, and how he knew most of her weaknesses. But Sunset has been attacking her mind so much, she actually read her mind, finding out about her friends, fears, strengths, and weaknesses. (Twilight sits in her cell with her eyes watering with tears as she softly sobs)
 * Gilda: TWILIGHT?!? IS THAT YOU?!? (They get Twilight's attention)
 * Twilight: Gilda? Is that you?
 * Trixie: And Trixie!
 * Twilight: What are you girls doing here?
 * Gilda: Mandranoss captured us when we saw you with Sunset. We couldn't warn the others.
 * Twilight: "This is terrorable. Sunset is willing to take Equestia into great ruin because...."
 * Trixie: "Cause of what?"
 * Twilight:...Because she has been corrupted by the Alicorn Amulet.
 * Gilda: So it WAS the Alicorn Amulet.
 * Trixie:...(Chuckles)
 * Twilight: It was you, wasn't it?
 * Gilda: Yep, it was her.
 * Twilight: (Sighs) You really screwed up, Trixie! I thought you got rid of the thing.
 * Trixie: Sorry, I thought nopony would look inside a trash can.
 * Twilight: YOU PUT IT IN A TRASH CAN?!? (Shrugs)
 * Gilda: I'm sure we'll get out of here somehow.
 * Jack: "Believe me, young ones, I wish I can be as hopeful, but the Orclins and Trorcs have ensured nothing will ever escape their terratory once caught, let alone these very bars that confine us! They're unsentient, but not idiots.... For the most part."
 * Twilight: Uh...who are you?
 * Trixie: This is Jack. He's a prisoner. He knows a few things about Sunset's plan, but he can't tell us due to a curse.
 * Twilight: Just my luck. Have you two been put in the same curse, too?
 * Trixie: Not yet, but Jack said we might.
 * Jack: And you must be Twilight the Cunning, Princess Celestia's protégé and warrior.
 * Twilight: Yes. I don't want you to be choked by a curse, so I don't wanna ask you anything vital.
 * Gilda: I wonder how Taiku and the others are doing without us?
 * Twilight: I don't know, but before I was captured, Taiku talked with me about the old Prophecy about how a human girl would save us from total chaos. Sounds pretty odd since some consider humans to be a myth.
 * Jack: What are humans?
 * Twilight: They're beings that are like Orcs, Goblins, and certain other kinds of creatures out there, except their skin varies from tan to brown. Stories say they are much more advanced than we are. They don't have magic, but make up for it with technological intelligence.
 * Jack: Well, I've known what they looked like, but I didn't know what they were called.
 * Trixie: So, there's gotta be a way to get out of here without triggering the magical field or alerting the guards.
 * Gilda: "Well, for various obvious reasons, we can't fight our way out cause, 1, we're behind bars so strong not even a minotaur could break them, 2, we would be easily outnumbered and under armed against even like if were only 7 of them, 3, the only one of us powerful enough to be half an army, can't even beat a juiced up sun-themed unicorn thanks to a dangerious artifact a certain friend of ours neglected to have it properly stored in the Starswirl Memorial Storage."
 * Trixie: "Well, I would suggest digging our way out, but, this is an all stone prison I'm afraid, plus, I don't know what floor this is on! Just teleporting is obviously out of the question thanks to a few anti magic spells. We're boned no matter what we do!"
 * Twilight: (Sighs) Well, I guess we're doomed. I'm already defeated, anyway.
 * Trixie: What the hell are you talking about? I never knew you as somepony that would say that.
 * Gilda: I think it's because Sunset knows that she's vulnerable to mental attacks. She must've used her own fears against her, maybe even that time where she almost lost to King Sombra.
 * (Icky): "Wait, permission to speak here. Didn't you had a cousin who taught who that speical magic stuff so you can avoid being victimnated by that?"
 * (Twilight): Well, I did say before that my occlumency didn't work when I actually took on Sombra. I may've gained Level 15 occlumency before the series aired, but I wasn't taught in Equinox Magic, which helps conquer the worst of our fears. That is until we came across Black Kat. In this reality, I wasn't taught in Level 15, I was taught in Level 10. I never even discovered how to use black magic since I swore to never learn a single spell of it after my battle with Sombra. The point being that occlumency doesn't always work on all black magic spells.
 * (Icky): Wow.
 * (Iago): Could you at least make your alternate self explain what Sombra did to her?
 * (Twilight): I'm saving that for later.
 * Trixie: "You know a situation is hopeless even even the mare who defeated Nightmare Moon herself has lost confindence in herself!"
 * Twilight: Well, what if by the time I get out of here, it'll be too late? What if everypony in Equestria, even the Princess, will hate me for failing them?
 * Trixie: You WILL fail them if you don't do something!
 * Twilight: But how am I supposed to get out of here? Jack says there's no probable escape from this dungeon. Plus, Sunset already knows a lot about me and is willing to use them against me no matter what. I was able to win over Sombra's mental attacks because not only did I have friends to help me, but Sombra had nopony else to take his side. But what if he DID have minions? My friends would never have stood a chance against them, and I would've been defeated. Sunset has minions working for her, and I'm not sure my friends would handle them. If I even get caught in a mental attack, only sheer luck could get me out of it, which is only 30% likely due to how many minions Sunset has, and her own knowledge of me and my friends' weaknesses.
 * Gilda:...I hate to say it, but...she makes a good point. There must be a hundred Orclins and Trorcs out there, and even our entire team can't handle them.
 * Trixie: Hey, we can't give up just because things look bleak!
 * Gilda: Trixie, just let it go! Twilight is having a hard time in her confidence right now. She's scared that her fears are about to win, and she's convinced that even if she was going to fight, she would lose. Let's face it, she just needs some time to herself.
 * Trixie: (Sighs) Fine! Let her fail. But I, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall not back down easily! Now, to formulate a way out!
 * Gilda: "Ok, go ahead, but it's pointless. It's gonna take a miritcle of extememly epicly unexpected porportions to help us now."
 * AJ: (In the hot tub with Rarity) I have to admit, this 'Discord' guy really doesn't seem much of a cranky guy.
 * Rarity: Oh, trust me, he's not the perfect one to look up to even if he's no longer evil. He does a lot of crazy stuff just for his own personal entertainment.
 * AJ: Like what?
 * Rarity: Well, he once switched me and my sister's bodies to see how she would act, and Sweetie Belle just gave me a noogie like Applejack used to do to HER younger sister. He also turned Rainbow Dash into a peregrine falcon so he can watch her lose her balance after having a new body. He magically turned my clothes inside-out and backwards just to see how I would react, he turned Pinkie into a hyena so he can see what her laugh sounds like, he ate Fluttershy's pet rabbit, Angel, and pulled him right out of her ear, and he even turned Applejack's apple fields into candy apple fields.
 * AJ: (Scoffs) He did that? Okay, I'm not saying I don't agree with you, but when you really think about it, all he's doing is pulling harmless pranks. How can that possibly be--(Suddenly, a water snake surfaces from the hot tub, hissing and scaring AJ and Rarity out of it, and the water snake appears to be Discord)
 * Discord: (Laughs) I WISH YOU COULD SEE THE LOOKS ON YOUR FACES! Oh, wait! You can! (Snaps, and 2 photos of their scared faces appear in front of them)
 * AJ:...Okay, I get your point. That was pretty rude, man.
 * Discord: Nopony got hurt. It's all just for fun, kiddo. (Laughs, and teleports away)
 * AJ:...(Rarity and AJ go back into the hot tub) He almost gave me a heart attack!
 * Rarity: See what I mean? Even when he's helping us, he takes pleasure in watching us act crazy. That's what we hate about him.
 * AJ: "Well, he's still like Genie, only, now that I realise it, abit more mean."
 * Applejack: Hence the name 'Discord', you might not be surprised. I'm just glad there's nopony else like him out there...except for Mandranoss...who isn't a pony.
 * AJ: What's what those strange words, anyway? 'Anypony', 'everypony', 'nopony', 'somepony'? Is that in your own kind's English dictionary? In my world, we just use 'anybody'. Sounds pretty weird to me.
 * Applejack: Oh, trust me, sugar-cube, we know those words just as much as you do, but we only use it when we're referring to ponies or pony-like creatures. But in this world, it's kind of like reversed. We find the word 'anybody' weird just as much as you find 'anypony' weird. In fact, the books that tell stories about humans were all written by Celestia and Luna.
 * Rarity: I wonder how it feels to have opposable thumbs like you humans do.
 * AJ: Oh, it's very useful. You can use them to pick up stuff instead of just your mouth, and not worry about getting germs all over what you pick up. Come to think of it, how do you ponies even use a hose without opposable thumbs?
 * Applejack: (Laughs) It's actually harder than it seems, but even with hooves, we are good at construction and building this place without the use of unicorn magic.
 * AJ: SAY, DISCORD? ARE WE THERE YET?
 * Discord: (Appears behind AJ) I'm right here. (AJ screams, and falls head-first into the water, surfacing for air)
 * AJ: God, don't scare me like that!
 * Discord: To answer your question, no. We're not there yet. And the time is 5:45. We're only 5 miles from the Owls' nesting grounds. We'll surely make it there in time for the Owls to awake.
 * AJ: Okay, good to know. But seriously, did you have to scare me like that?
 * Discord: I knew you were gonna ask from the beginning, so I put the plane on auto-pilot and came over here. Well, if there's nothing else, I'll be back in the cockpit. (Teleports away)
 * AJ: (Sighs, only to realize that she accidentally splashed Rarity when she fell)...Oops.
 * Rarity: Thanks a lot! Now I have to brush my hair all over again. (Walks out of the hot tub, and enters the bathroom)
 * AJ:...Geez, what a neat-freak.
 * Applejack: You're telling me. I got into a bad disagreement with her once.
 * AJ: Is it because you two are polar opposites?
 * Applejack: Pretty much, yes. She obsesses with being clean, and I worked on an apple farm, so I don't mind getting dirty THAT much.
 * AJ: Wow.
 * Pinkie: Uh, why is Taiku staring at AJ? (Taiku suddenly realizes, and turns back to take a look at the Amulet AJ found)
 * AJ: Uh, Taiku? Is there a problem?
 * Taiku: No, not at all. (Chuckles nervously) I'm just trying to find out what this Amulet you found is for.
 * Fluttershy: Find anything yet?
 * Taiku: Nope. It just has this rainbow swirl similar to the one I've seen in the portal that brought AJ here. It might have something to do with the portal, I'm guessing.
 * Flash: Well, I have heard rumors that somepony found an amulet that looked exactly like this one 5 years ago. However, it was taken by the Griffin Mafia for some reason. The pony claimed it has something to do with a portal that leads to a world far from ours.
 * Taiku:...Wait a minute...AJ? How did your father bring you here?
 * AJ: Well, he built this big Portal Arch that was made of bronze and gold, and when I took a look at the portal, it had some kind of socket. I don't know what the socket was for, but it was just there.
 * Taiku: (Looks behind the Amulet, finding a hexagonal shape in the middle)...Was it shaped like a hexagon?
 * AJ: Uh...yeah.
 * Taiku: Of course! This amulet must be involved with the Portal Arch that sent you here.
 * Applejack: And you never took the time to show it to your father?
 * AJ:...(Chuckles) No, not really.
 * Pinkie: Well, what does the Amulet do, exactly?
 * AJ: I have no clue. Maybe it was supposed to help me remain in my human form, maybe it was supposed to keep the auras stable...
 * Taiku: Or maybe it was supposed to keep the PORTAL stable.
 * AJ: "Oh gosh... You mean, without this thing, dad might not ever get the portal arch up and running again?"
 * Taiku: Well, first of all: I don't think he can fix it because he's being sent to an insane asylum like you said. Secondly: I mean the portal can work without the amulet, but it remains unstable and eventually tears the Portal Arch apart, if that's how it works, that is. I think this amulet is what allows the Portal Arch to function without repercussions.
 * AJ:...Okay, I am totally blushing right now.
 * Taiku: Because getting sucked here wasn't entirely my fault?
 * AJ: Yes. (Sighs, and comes out of the hot tub, getting a towel to dry herself) But if I had known from the beginning that the Amulet was needed, then I guess dad wouldn't be in this mess.
 * Pinkie: Well, you totally screwed up, too. (Spins her hoof) Screwed...(Points up)...up!
 * AJ: Okay, don't remind me. Is there another Portal Arch in this world? I figure since it had similar architecture to Canterlot, that it was made with pony hooves.
 * Taiku: I don't know if there are any other Portal Arches in this world, but if there isn't, then we'll need to find who made this Portal Arch and ask how to build another one. We'll even see if we can find a way to alter the aura energy so you can gain your human aura back.
 * AJ: Oh, thank you! THANK YOU! (Hugs Taiku, and Taiku feels a bit touched)
 * Pinkie: (Giggles) I've got a feeling something will link them together in the end.
 * Discord: (On intercom) Attention, everypony and everybody. We have arrived at our destination, and will be landing momentarily. Brace yourselves for descent.
 * AJ: WHAT ABOUT THE TIME?!?
 * Discord: (Appears behind her again) It's 6:00. (AJ gets frightened, loses balance, and falls into the hot tub again, splashing Rarity as soon as she exits the bathroom, messing up her hair again)
 * Rarity: OH MY GOD!!! REALLY?!? (Goes back into the bathroom)
 * AJ: (Surfaces and gasps for air) GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
 * Taiku: "Yeah, this is why even I question the logic behind Celestia wanting to use Discord's crazyness for good."
 * Discord: Just hold on, guys and girls. We're about to land.
 * Taiku: You're not gonna do anything crazy to land the plane, are you?
 * Discord: Uh, no? What makes you think that?
 * Rarity: (From inside the bathroom) AAAAA-HA-HA-HAOOOUUCCCHH!!! THE BRUSH IS STUCK IN MY MANE!!!
 * Flash: A lucky guess?
 * Discord: Okay, you have my word I will land this plane safely. No tricks, I swear.
 * AJ: Not enough.
 * Discord: Don't believe me? We've already landed. (The plane has already landed near a dark forest while the sunset is still seen. Discord then turns into a flight attendant) Thank you for choosing Air Discord for all your chaotic traveling needs, and have a nice and chaotic day. (The stairs of the plane appear, and the entire gang make it to the ground, with AJ having her dress on, and Discord makes the plane disappear)
 * Flash: It's still sunset. Do the Owls come out during sunset?
 * Discord: Yep. They wake up at precisely 6:00 PM, which it is now 6:01.
 * AJ: Thank goodness.
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Looks dark.
 * Discord: Of course. They like it that way. But don't worry, there aren't many scary animals that inhabit them. All there is are rodents that they can eat, and a great night world to gather knowledge.
 * Flash: So, if you work for them, then what DO you do for them?
 * Discord: "I already said I was the king's daughter's pet."
 * Flash: So, you're basically the Owl Princess's servant?
 * Discord: Correction, full pleage pet. She chose me because I had, and thy quote, 'Who-wondrous powers'. She didn't even care if I was mischievous, she chose me without hesitation.
 * Taiku: Well, if I know kingdoms well, nopony can enter a kingdom without an invitation or authorization. So with Discord, we'll be able to have a meeting with the King himself.
 * Discord: "Quite... Just, be careful around the guards... They're, testy and paraniod."
 * AJ: Eeeh!
 * Discord: Now, what're we waiting for? Let's go. (They walk straight into the forest while Fluttershy shivers in fear)
 * Fluttershy: I sure wish Rainbow Dash was here, then I'd feel much better. Can't we just teleport there?
 * Discord: The Owls are easily frightened by magic like that, even if they have magic themselves...which they do.
 * AJ: Yeah, I agree, this place is scary.
 * Discord: Don't worry. The only creatures that live here are rodents, birds, and harmless animals. And as for Fluttershy, don't mind feeling bad for the mice they eat, they're scavengers. They only eat the dead animals.
 * Fluttershy: Well, it's not really that bad. It's just the Circle of Life.
 * Taiku: Hold on, I think I can see one of the owls right now.
 * AJ: HOLY CRAP, IT'S BIG!!! (The owl flies right by them)
 * Owl: Hi, Discord! (Flies off)
 * Discord: 4ft tall, to be exact. Like I said before, they discovered magic, so they are now sentient and took the size of ponies so they can interact with ponies and other sentient ungulates.
 * AJ: "Great. First rockadiles, giant snails, AND slugs, giant skalely humming birds, now, really big owls!! What's next? A british dodo?"
 * Discord: Let's just get a move-on. We're almost there. (They walk down the forest)
 * Rainbow Dash: (She, Spitfire, and Lightning Dust arrive at the Wonderbolt Outpost in Cloudsdale) Alright, here we are.
 * Lightning: Thanks for saving me back there, Dashie.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, it was nothing, really. I'm glad we won't have to deal with the that piece of bullshit again!...(She and Lightning laugh) G-get it? 'Bullshit'? Because...he's a minotaur, and...the bull thing, and...(Calms down after Spitfire gives her a 'We don't have time for this' look) ...I'll be quiet now.
 * Spitfire: Good, because we need to have a brief meeting concerning the invasion forces. They may've been deterred after the Harmony Stone was retrieved from Mandranoss, but the fight is just beginning. They'll be back with reinforcements VERY soon. Our elites also say that Twilight and the other two hostages still haven't been found. And a search at the Badlands across the sea would be perilous now that they have their magic powers back. Lucky their mental retardation is still permanent. So, we're gonna have to come up with a plan. Rainbow Dash?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes, mam?
 * Spitfire: I shall escort Lightning to the Wonderbolt Academy where I shall prepare her for battle. She shall be meeting back up with you VERY shortly. In the meantime, you can return immediately to your friends and help them win this battle.
 * Rainbow Dash: Are you sure you can handle this by yourselves?
 * Spitfire: We can handle it. Now go.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Salutes, and flies off)
 * Spitfire: Now let's get started with this mission.
 * Lightning: I'll do anything you ask, Spitfire. (Salutes) Where do I start?
 * AJ: "This is quite a set up." (The cave is filled with holes that shine moonlight into the village, which is just treehouses built on trees that stretch out of the cave, and the cave itself spreads for miles, and at the end, a huge fat tree is seen with golden, silver, and bronze architecture fitted on it like a castle)
 * Discord: Nice, isn't it?
 * AJ: I've seen a lot of cartoons with communities like this in my childhood, but THIS one puts them to shame.
 * Pinkie: OOOOOOH, I LOVE cartoons.
 * Discord: Follow me. (They walk through the village on wooden bridges as owls fly across them in all directions)
 * Owl #1: Welcome to AKO Cave. We welcome you with open wings this evening with any kind of information you acquire. If you want a way home, buy an invitation and see King Hootor III or his daughter, Princess Luniana.
 * Discord: Hey, Ello, your thanks is thanks enough. We just need to see Princess Luniana so we can bring these visitors to the King.
 * Owl: "Well, she's busy being, emotional at the moment... Her boyfriend Owlter stood her up again."
 * Discord: Pfft, well, knew THAT was coming. She's ALWAYS tried to get to first base with him. Hell, she's never even gotten up to bat.
 * Owl #1 (Ello): Well, if you want to know where she is, she's in her room at the castle crying.
 * Discord: Well, good. Let's go. (Snaps, and the entire group teleports to the front of the castle)
 * Taiku: Well, good thing there's no owls around here to frighten.
 * Applejack: Let's go. We need to know about the Prophecy AND about the Amulet so we can get this show on the road.
 * AJ: So I can get back home, too. (They enter the castle through the drawbridge, and meet up with two Owl guards)
 * Owl Guard #1: (Both open their wings, blocking their way) Who goes there?
 * Discord: It's me, Discord. I come to bring these visitors to Princess Luniana.
 * Owl Guard #2: Are they to be trusted? Are they not in league with Mandranoss?
 * Discord: Of course not. They're not spies.
 * Owl Guard 2: ".... Say Mandranoss is a (series of prolonged beeps) horse-butter!"
 * AJ: ".... You want me to say what?"
 * Rarity wispers: "Play along if we are to stop Mandranoss and earn their trust."
 * AJ:...Okay...(Clears throat) MANDRANOSS'S MOTHER IS A *********************** LAURA NELSON ******************** HIPPOPOTAMUS ************************************************************ REPUBLICAN ************************************ IN DANIELLE RADCLIFFE ******************************************* WITH A BUCKET OF ********************************** IN A CASTLE FAR AWAY WHERE NOPONY CAN HEAR YOU ********************************* SOUP *************************************** WITH A BUCKET OF ***************** MICKEY MOUSE ************************************** AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE ********************************************** MAGICAL **************************************************** ALAKAZAM!!! (Everyone is surprised, and Pinkie's jaw drops down hard)
 * Owl Guard #1:...Okay, you can go.
 * Discord: "Wow. When Taiku said you had a potty mouth, he wasn't kidding! Someone get the soap!"
 * Princess Luniana: (Sits on her bed crying, and looking at a picture of Owlter, who has feathery-black hair, and goldenrod eyes) I just don't get it! I just don't get it! (Discord opens the door, and the entire gang takes a look at her)...Is there someone out there? JUST GO! I'M WORTHLESS! I'M JUST A MISRABLE PIECE OF CRA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAP!!!
 * Rarity: Yeesh, what a drama queen. It's like...like...
 * Applejack: (Gets a mirror) Like looking in a mirror?
 * Luniana: Wait, who...*sniff* Who the heck are you guys?
 * Discord: They're with me. They want some information from your father.
 * Luniana:...Now's not a good time. I'm too busy soaking my feathers in tears of shame and misery. (Falls beak-first into her bed)
 * Applejack: Aw, c'mon, babe! It's not so bad that someone turned their back on you.
 * Luniana: IT IS SO BAD, SHUT UP!!! (Sobs)
 * Discord:...Yeah, this usually takes an hour. Listen, Princess? We would really appreciate it if you got your father to help us. Nobody in this kingdom knows the most about this world than the King.
 * Luniana: Just leave me alone. Go away! (Sobs)
 * Discord:...Fluttershy, are you willing to use your...er...'secret weapon' on her?
 * Fluttershy: No way, she's too sad for me to use the Stare on her. It'll only make her even MORE sad.
 * Pinkie: Maybe she needs a lil' 'Pinkie-zazz'!
 * Taiku: 'Pinkie-zazz'?
 * Pinkie: Watch this. (Walks over to Luniana)
 * Luniana: "What?"
 * Pinkie:...(Clears throat)...DOI-LA-NOOB-A-DING-DONG-CHOCA-LA-LA-SCHNAUZER-BLAH-BUR-EEKA-POOP-PEE-PHHHHBBBBBBBBTTTT!!! (Everyone breaks down laughing, even Luniana)
 * Luniana: (Laughs) Oh my, Go-- O-oh my, Go-...That is so funny!
 * AJ: "I, I, (Laughs), I can't stop laughing!"
 * Discord: Please, I can do better. You ever see a pony put her hoof in her mouth? (Magically makes Pinkie's hoof go in her mouth)
 * Pinkie: Whoa...hoof...stuck, gahhk, somepony...I need help...gaahhk! (Suddenly turns muffled)
 * Luniana: (Laughs harder)
 * Discord: How about seeing her fall to pieces?
 * Pinkie: OOH, that oughtta be funny--(Literally falls to pieces)...I can't feel my Pinkie senses. (Luniana laughs even harder)
 * Discord: Or how about THIS? (Magically scrambles all the group's minds throughout their bodies (And their cutie marks go with them))
 * Rarity: (In Applejack's body) AAARRRGGHHH!!! I'M ALL DIRTY!!!
 * Taiku: (Struggles in Rarity's body, and falls to the ground)
 * Rarity: DON'T YOU INJURE MY BODY, WHOEVER IS IN IT!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Inside Taiku's body, loses balance, and falls to the ground) OWCH! I'm okay.
 * AJ: (In Fluttershy's body) AARRRGGGHHH!!! I'M NAKED AGAIN!!! SOMEONE GET ME A LOINCLOTH, OR A BRA, OR A TABLECLOTH, OR SOMETHING!!!
 * Luniana: (Laughs harder) Sto-stop! I can't talk! (Laughs) I ca-I can't talk! (Laughs)
 * Discord: See? Just leave the cheering up to me. (Snaps, and the gang goes back into their normal bodies)
 * Rarity: THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!
 * AJ: (Zips up to Discord) If you EVER take away my clothes again, I will break off BOTH of your antlers, and shove them right up your--
 * Luniana: Easy there, girl. He's just trying to help.
 * AJ: "Ok.... As long as your not crying anymore."
 * Luniana: So, now that I've gotten out of yet another psychological breakdown, what do you guys here for?
 * AJ: Well, we need some advice from your father about how to stop Mandranoss concerning this 'Human Prophecy' I'm supposedly a part of.
 * Luniana: You're a human?
 * AJ: Well, yeah.
 * Luniana: Then I guess my father can help you. Nobody knows the Prophecy like my father does. Come with me. (They follow Luniana through the door)
 * The enitre thrownroom is strangely resemblent to a stage.
 * AJ: "So, is the king like, the wise creature of Equestia?"T
 * Taiku: "Tsh, more like, the crazy uncle... He's abit more, show bizy."
 * Spotlight appeared.
 * Music begins to play.
 * ???: "Yeah-ha-ha! I like it! Riviting! COOL! (Laughs)! Now, ladies and gentlemen! May we present, yours truely: THE KING?!"
 * AJ: "Was that, John Goodman?"
 * Taiku: "Nope, it's the king of the Knowledge Owls."
 * AJ: "Wow.... Not at all what I was expecting."
 * Luniana: Yeah, he may possess great knowledge, but he seems a bit more of an enthusiast.
 * King: Hoo, boy! I see you brought visitors, my dear. They come to seek for knowledge?
 * Applejack: That's it in a nutshell.
 * King: Well, don't bother asking, dudes and dudettes. I already sensed why you're here. You seek guidance in order to defeat Mandranoss and save our world.
 * AJ: Amazing. Do you know--
 * King: That you're a human from another world.
 * AJ: And that--
 * King: You want to help, and at the same time, find a way home.
 * Taiku: What about--
 * King: The Human Prophecy of old.
 * Taiku: And--
 * King: That you want to know about the Amulet you carry.
 * Pinkie: AGAIN, AGAIN!!! WHAT AM I THINKING, WHAT AM I THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 * King: (Everyone looks at her weird)...I figure she's not the smartest of you guys?
 * Luniana: Well, she's the funniest of these ponies.
 * King: Well, enough of this hilarity, and allow me to fulfill my services.
 * Blub: "Coolio."
 * Various owls are seen transporting all kinds of knowledge.
 * King: "All a long time now, since, possability even before the Alicorns came to the scene, the owls of knowledge have been collecting, recording, and wrote in triplictic, the events of back then, and now."
 * Slub: "Oh oh oh! Even this?"
 * Slub malmitulated his shell to be on his head like a helmet!
 * King: "Yes!"
 * Blub: "And this!"
 * Blub sucks in his eyes stock, his eyes reappear, and spins them around!
 * King (weird out): "Yes....?"
 * Slub and Blub: "And this?"
 * They clank their eyes togather in unison.
 * King gave an awkword face.
 * King: "Yes, everything in this room, has been recorded. In fact, there's mark with what you two did just now. (Snacthes it from Mark) This is one that is best left, left out!"
 * The King proceeded to rip the paper apart!
 * Slub and Blub: "Aw...."
 * King: The point being that everything that happened in the past has all been recorded, all by our wide knowledge of magic. We even knew humans were real from the start, and that they would eventually show up here. Especially you, AJ.
 * AJ: How did you know my name? Your magic can give you that info?
 * King: Yeah. You are a pretty brave girl, too. You're certainly the perfect human for the Prophecy to come true. You have courage, persistence, and sincerity. Your qualities could benefit all of Equestria.
 * AJ: Well...can you tell me how my father's doing?
 * King: Well, he's not really doing very well, I'm afraid. (Opens a book) Your father's already locked up in an insane asylum, and still thinks he killed you by accident.
 * AJ: That's why I want to go home. I learned that I can get my human aura back when I have enough aura to allow it if I somehow get through another portal.
 * King: Yes, it is true. It is possible for you to gain your human aura back, but you'll still have pony aura remaining in you. You'll have your human features back, your head, your body, your legs, your hands, your feet, your shoulders, but the only thing that remains different is that you'll have a pony tail and ears. This is what's called 'Hybrid Auranation'. Plus, your occupation and personality affects what kind of pony you become once you enter Equestria. When you like spending time on the ground and live a life of farming, you become an Earth pony. When you're a magician, an alchemist, or even a simple scientist, you become a unicorn. And when you're a fan of action or work for the military, you become a pegasus pony. Of course, during Hybrid Auranation, they remain having either a horn or wings other than ears and a tail.
 * Pinkie: I did not get ANY of that.
 * King: But of course, let's get on with the Human Prophecy.
 * AJ: "Ok."
 * King: "Well, you see, back when before we realised the inconvinent truth about world aruas, a human would've been summoned to our world to save Equestia from darkness.... But we found out too late about world aroas, and, failed to kinda, update the propitcy alittle bit, ergo, that's why Taiku wasn't expecting you to be turned into a blank flank earth pony, in fact, briefly mistooking you as one he accsidently brought to him."
 * AJ: "Well, that, explains alot. And, could you do me a faver and, edit out my little, episode about being here, and, that accsident from the Cow Farm"
 * King: "Those were already scrape."
 * AJ: Oh, thank goodness!
 * King: But the Prophecy so far was right because even though a human may've arrived here, the auras were something new. It claims that a human would come to our world, and after a strange relationship with ponies, would come to understand them, and realize what powers the Harmony Stone, and save us from Mandranoss' chaos and disharmony. In return and gratitude, the ponies would give the human the power to save those she cares about the most from misery and suffering.
 * AJ: So it's DEFINITELY me.
 * King: Yes. What powers the Harmony Stone is yet a mystery, but legend says it's not powered by thought, but by will.
 * AJ: What's that supposed to mean?
 * King: Well, that's something you'll have to discover for yourself.
 * AJ: But--
 * King: (Stutters) It's my way of saying that it'll be helpful for later.
 * Taiku: What about this Amulet, your highness?
 * King: Well, it's definitely from Equestria. But nopony is sure to know about it except for one. A pony by the name of Sunset Shimmer.
 * Taiku: "Uh oh. I heard of her from Celestia. She was, a very troubled student."
 * AJ: "How, troubled, are we talking here?"
 * Taiku: Celestia told me she was one of her old students, but after not getting what she wanted because she wasn't ready, she left ever since. Nopony knew where she went, nor do they know what she did. But I knew she was out there causing some kind of trouble. Your highness? What does she have to do with this Amulet?
 * King: This is no ordinary amulet. That is what stabilizes a device that Sunset intended to use to find Earth. She called it a Portal Arch. However, an accident caused the Arch itself, along with the Amulet and a few other of Sunset's belongings, to get sucked all the way through to Earth. That's where AJ's father found the pieces of the Portal Arch, and was able to put it back together. He was unable to find the Amulet, unfortunately.
 * AJ: So it DOES stabilize the portal. THAT'S why the portal went crazy. Why didn't I even show the Amulet to my father in the first place?
 * King: It wasn't your fault, child. You didn't know.
 * AJ: Why would this 'Sunset' person, err, pony, want to go to Earth?
 * King: She'll most likely try to find a way to take it over, and find the power to take over Equestria. Since she lost the Amulet and her Arch, she formed an alliance with Mandranoss so she could try and take Canterlot by force. Now, she knows that you have the Amulet, and is sure to try and obtain it.
 * Applejack: But why would she still want it? Didn't her Arch get lost?
 * King: That Arch wasn't the only one she kept. In case of an emergency, she built another Portal Arch hidden in a place so secret, not even we are able to trace it. But it is somewhere in Equestria, and it is protected from magic by some kind of magic shield.
 * AJ: We could use THAT Arch to send me home!
 * Taiku: Don't get your hopes up. We still have to stop Sunset and Mandranoss. From now on, we have to keep this Amulet from getting into their hands...and hooves.
 * AJ: "Ok, question, how do we stop them?"
 * King: I already told you, the only way to stop Mandranoss is to use the Harmony Stone. He's seeking this Stone because it's the only thing that can defeat him. The Stone can only be powered by one thing: Harmony.
 * AJ: What's that supposed to mean?
 * Taiku: Well, he means whoever wields it must show GREAT potential.
 * Slub: Yeah, these stones were created by the power of the Tree of Harmony deep in the Everfree Forest, and harnessed from their Elements of Harmony. These Elements grant the power to bestow evil as worse as Mandranoss.
 * AJ: Okay, what the hell are the Elements of Harmony?
 * Blub: They're what make up these Harmony Stones. They are activated by 5 things: Generosity, Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, and Loyalty, powering up the greatest element of Magic.
 * AJ: I have NO idea what that means.
 * King: Like I said, you have to discover it for yourself. Given your from a world where magic is considered to be a work of fiction, it's not surprising that you have no idea what're talking about. But ya know, sometimes, the truth is ALOT stranger then fiction.
 * Rarity: "Well, firstly, we need to be able to rescue Twilight, Trixie, and Gilda first. Twilight's the only one who can help us through."
 * AJ: "Well, I can say this! Directly assulting there I think would be out of the question."
 * Taiku: "Well it's not like we have better options. Mandranoss is not gonna agree to stay still long enough for you to defeat him!"
 * AJ: "Hear me out: Why not just, go in disguise there?"
 * Taiku: "One problem, we're not Orclins. I think it would be suspicious for ponies and a dragon to wonder around in Mandranoss' trif in Orclin armor."
 * AJ: "Don't you have magic that can alter our forms?"
 * Taiku: ".... Oh... But even then, where in the world can we snag Orclin and Trorc armor without having to go there directly?"
 * King: "There, is, the badlands cyclops Marcron. He collects Orclin armor like an obcessive nerd. But be warned... He's a major, brony!"
 * Rarity: "Oh that isn't so bad, that means he likes ponies."
 * King: "Uh, well.... You see, he's the "Bad" kind of brony... You know, the kind who write, questionable fanfictions about you, and collect the offical mercentdise.... THOSE bronies? So, I think he might be too overjoyed to the point he would never let you leave... EVER!"
 * AJ: "And why are those kind of bronies bad?"
 * King: "Trust me, you don't wanna know, and if you ever get back to your human world, DON'T try to look it up, ever!"
 * AJ: "(Gulp), That bad, huh?"
 * King: Totally. But I guess the less you know about it, the better.
 * AJ: Well, I guess we should get started. Just, where can we find, the Badlands Cyclops?"
 * King: "I stated that his name is Maracron. Well, basicly, the badlands obviously, he is a badlands cyclops, after all. But tread carefully, somewhere in those badlands, lies the fortess of Mandranoss, and many a base of Orclins and Trorcs, as well as the dumping grounds of all kinds of sinful mythic beasts and feral dragons! That is a place you do NOT wanna be underprepared for!"
 * Applejack: And how in tarnation are we supposed to get there without being spotted? They basically rule that place!
 * AJ: Can't we just teleport some here?
 * Taiku: Yeah, but that would require stealing some from the Orclins and Trorcs themselves. They'll surely know something's up when they find some of their armor has disappeared. Magic doesn't solve everything, you know.
 * AJ: Well, it's no wonder you ponies aren't looking up to the 21st century. Your magic is so incompitent.
 * Taiku: Is this REALLY the time for arguing?
 * AJ: Well, I just want to go home, but clearly, it ALWAYS isn't that easy. It usually takes an entire movie for a character to find out the solution to a problem. God, it's like when a path to a treasure seems clear and safe and all of a sudden it appears to have tons of land mines wired in it! WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME IT SEEMS EASY, IT TURNS HARD ALL OF A SUDDEN?!?
 * Taiku: AJ, calm down! Sometimes life is like that. Life can be tough. Life can be cruel. Life can sneak up on you when you least expect it.
 * AJ: Yeah, like THAT fixes the situation. I mean, I've been blaming you and myself for getting me and my father screwed, but you know who's fault it REALLY is? It's that evil bitch, Sunset! If she hadn't screwed up with the Portal Arch, then none of this would've happened! GOD, I AM SO PISSED AT HER--(Stutters for a while) I MEAN, IF I EVER SEE THAT SUNNY-FACED SKANK, I'LL STAB HER WITH HER OWN HORN!!!
 * Rarity: "Yikes!"
 * Discord: Wow, drama queen-ish much?
 * King: Well, AJ, it's actually nobody's fault. All that was nothing but an accident. Accidents happen when you least expect it. Think about it. None of those people or ponies ever did something on purpose. Taiku never knew that getting you here was a coincidence, nor did he know about your father. You didn't know about the Amulet, and didn't think to tell your father about it. And Sunset, she made a mistake as well. Her Portal Arch got sucked into your world because it had a single error. The phenomenon that brought you here, that wasn't on purpose. It was all just an average everyday accident.
 * AJ:...You're right. I don't have anybody to blame. Besides, I REALLY hate when I throw tempers like that. I did them a lot when I was a child. Some called me a little nuts.
 * Taiku: So are we cool?
 * AJ: Pretty much, yes.
 * Discord: Good. Now, let's be on our way.
 * AJ: "So, where does this Cyclops live, aside frm the badlands, like, a certain part of it?"
 * Discord: "Well, some say he hides out in a giant cave in Mount Gloom. We should check there first, but we have to be careful of Orclin and Trorc patrols, bad mythic beasts, and who knows what hidious unsavery abominations that make the monsters of everfree look like cute kittins!"
 * AJ: "Even worse then that giant rockadile I was lucky to avoid?"
 * Discord: "Trust me, there's monsters that would eat Cragadiles for breakfest!"
 * AJ: (Gulps)
 * Applejack: It's okay, sugar-cube. We've got yer' back.
 * AJ:...Thanks. Well, I guess we should get started. This could make a good movie if we succeed. Alright, bean us up, Scotty! (Everyone is confused)...(Sighs) Send us there.
 * Discord: Oh, right. (Snaps, and they teleport away)
 * However, this was seen by a hidden Orclin spy, who slipped away before notice.
 * Mandranoss: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY GOT OUT OF THE KNOWLEDGE OWL CAVE BY NOW?!"
 * Orclin Spy: ("They're on our trail, sir. They intend to disguise themselves as Orclin soldiers and free Twilight and the griffin and blue pony.")
 * Mandranoss: They are, are they? Well, not on MY watch. I want this place on FULL surveillance. No foolish mortal magicians are gonna give ME the slip.
 * Sunset: Mandranoss, I'm the main pony in charge, and I'm WAY more smarter than you are. No offense or anything, but you tend to not think things through.
 * Mandranoss: What the hell do you mean?
 * Sunset: Your minions aren't necessarily meant for good security measures like they used to before they were reduced to retards. They tend to be stupid, and screw up when it comes to people or ponies who wear disguises.
 * Mandranoss: THEN WHY DON'T YOU MAKE THEM NOT RETARDED, GENIUS?!?
 * Sunset: Can't do that. Celestia made a fail safe that prevented any other unicorn or magic-user from reversing their brain power. They're basically stuck drooling on themselves for over a thousand years.
 * Trorc #1: (Drools on himself while guffawing stupidly, "I sharpened a pencil in my bum, and now I need a Band-Aid!")
 * Mandranoss: GROSS!!! (Shrugs) I'm just glad Celestia and Luna paid for that. At least we can find a way to reverse it.
 * Sunset: Indeed, we can. The Harmony Stone gives us the power to reverse Celestia's spell over them. They'll be self-aware again, and we won't have to worry about potty-training them anymore.
 * Mandranoss: "Well I hope your right. But I have high hopes our vast patrols surrounding Maracron."
 * Sunset: "Assuming they weren't chased away by that gender challnaged cyclops or even captured and fed to his pet giant Camillian Dragon."
 * Mandranoss: "Hey, they may be unsentient, and/or, intellectually challnaged, but they're not idiots!"
 * The same Trorc was picking his nose, then scratched his butt for a bit, then used that same finger to resume picking.
 * Mandranoss: "..... Not all of them at least. I made sure the still somewhat compident Orclins and Trorcs are entrusted for patrols."
 * Sunset: Well, good. We need to make sure they know who not to trust, though. If they should fail, then we need to step up our game. We need to find a way for the Orclins and Trorcs to know who to trust and who not to trust.
 * Mandranoss: They have magic, don't they?
 * Sunset: Yes, but they can get so fooled, they might think they're one of them, and won't bother to use their magic senses. Their magic senses can be tricked if they don't think there's something going on, and they might actually forget about their mission in the worst of times. They're tough, but their REALLY easy to fool, even with magic. But don't worry. I may not be able to undo Celestia's spell on them, but I can improve their skills. I've increased their cognition and decision-making skills so we can ensure that they'll be focused. They won't be fooled that easily.
 * Mandranoss: Great.
 * Sunset: But be reminded we're not just getting that Harmony Stone, but we're also gonna get that Amulet and capture the human. We'll need a human in case we need some information about her world.
 * Mandranoss: Yes, I know. You've reminded me twice already.
 * Sunset: Well, then let's hope that these dimwits of yours can actually accomplish something for once.
 * (Icky): "Aw gees, these aholes are gonna cheat!"
 * (Twilight): "Don't worry, when we get to that, there is gonna have a counter stragity to defeat that plan."
 * Discord: (He and the others teleport at the bottom of the mountain, which is very large)
 * Applejack: Holy Equestria!
 * Fluttershy: It's enormous!
 * Discord: 20,599ft, to be exact. This is the 3rd tallest mountain in Equestria. I'm sure Twilight knows that, too.
 * AJ: Well, it's just as amazing as Mt. Everest.
 * Pinkie: Mount Ever-what now?
 * AJ: Mt. Everest. It's the tallest mountain in our world. The people in my world think of climbing this enormous mountain as an activity, yet it's VERY dangerous for it's altitude, air pressure, and temperature. Humans have been known to die while climbing it. It stretches...er...over 29,025ft tall, I think. I don't know, between 29,025 and 29,030ft.
 * Applejack: Celestia's made-up Beard, are you serious?!?
 * Rarity: My goodness! I never knew a mountain could be THAT tall.
 * Applejack: I don't even remember the tallest mountain in OUR world.
 * Taiku: Guys, I think we should get going because, LOOK! (They see an Orclin and Trorc patrol coming, and they all hide).
 * Discord: "(Wispers) Careful guys, I sense that these guys might be abit more compident. They're still unsentent and retarded, but at the same time, they look as if they know what they're doing."
 * AJ: "(Wisper) But you guys said the spell on them can't be removed."
 * Rarity: "(Wispers) We didn't say it can't be altered atad. Something tells me that Sunset must've gain some speical talsment to pull of such a feet."
 * A roar was heard, as the Orclins and Trorcs begin to panic and point weapons in random directions!
 * A siluette of a beastly creature with three, different creature heads is seen. It is a Male Chimera. That of Lion Head, A goat, and A Snake.
 * Lion (Sounding simular to Meatwad): "Oh about time some food comes up over here! I been straving like crazy over here!"
 * Snake (Sounding like Shake): "HEY! HEY! I did not gave you permission to speak, Leo!"
 * Goat (Sounding like Frylock): "You're on our butt, that doesn't make you incharged!"
 * Snake: "Shut it, Baalock! I have to put up with the fact, that when we take a dump, my underside, smells like poop! I deserve to be incharge here!"
 * Baalock: "Hey Skales, I'M the one who opened their eyes first when we were born, that makes me, the leader!"
 * Skales: "YOU?! YOU CAN'T EVEN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER?!"
 * Baalock: "Cause I'm busy using it's carcuss to feed us, man!"
 * Skales: "And another thing, WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE WHERE THE ASS IS?! WHY I CAN'T BE THE FRONT, AND LEO GETS TO BE IN THE BACK?! I'M THE BRAINS AROUND HERE, I DESERVE TO BE APPRESIATED?!"
 * Leo: "Oh hell no!"
 * Baalock: "WE'RE A CHIMERA SKALES, THE RULE'S IDIOTICLY SIMPLE! THE LION AND THE GOAT IS THE FRONT, AND THE SNAKE IS THE BACK! THAT'S HOW OUR SPEICES WORKS!"
 * Skales: "WELL I DON'T LIKE THE FACT I AM MORE, ATTACHED, TO OUR BUTTHOLE?!"
 * Baalock and Skales began to argue!
 * Leo: "Uh, guys?"
 * Baalock & Skales: "WHAT?!"
 * Leo: "Those weird looking trolls and goblins had long escape by now screaming... And uh, am I smelling a hint of pee-pee in loincloft?"
 * Baalock: "OH CELESTIA CURSE ALL, SKALES?! NOW WHAT'RE WE TO EAT, DUMBASS?!"
 * Skales: "Hey, I'M NOT THE DUMBASS, IF I SEE ANY DUMBASSES HERE, IS YOU TWO?! WHY COULDN'T I BE BORN MY OWN SNAKE?! I DO NOT KNOW, I WISH I COULD, BUT HERE I AM, BABYING TO INFERIOR MORONS?!"
 * Baalock and Skales started to argue again as Leo looks to see our heroes slowly sneaking away!
 * Leo: "Hey guys! Look! Cute little horses, An asian dragon, two snail people, and a creature more uglier then us! I think they're called, A dragcoon, or something?"
 * Baalock and Skales: "WHAT?!"
 * Leo: They're getting away! Let's get them! (They chase the group)
 * Applejack: (The group hears the chimera's roar) CHIMERA!!! And I pick a dandy time not to properly prepare for this!
 * AJ: Chimera? What the hell is that? I haven't heard of a mythological creature called a chime--
 * AJ sees The Chimera!
 * AJ: "GAAAH?! AND NOW I WISH THAT I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT ONE IS?!"
 * Fluttershy: I'll handle this. (Uses the Stare on them, and they are confused)
 * Baalock: What the heck is she doing?
 * Skales: Is she trying to show us how pretty her eyes are?\
 * Leo: I think so, because they really ARE pretty.
 * Skales: Well, whatever she's doing, I'm not falling for it. GET HER!!!
 * Fluttershy: BACK OFF, YOU HORRIBLE MEANIES!!! (Leo roars at her, and she panics and runs back to the group)
 * Skales: "Alright lunch, none of you move, or else!"
 * Baaback: "Cause we ate nothing but Orclins and Trorcs for sometime now, and quite frankly, I got tired of eating those freaky freaks! Orcs in general never tasted good, so a cross breed of another bad tasting creature CLEARLY is 100 times worse!"
 * Leo: "Uh, yeah! Like, like this one time, we ate this really big Trorc chief for a week, and he tasted awful! There was this one orclin that tasted like brussel sprouts, and I hate that vegiable!"
 * Pinkie: "I feel the same way for brocoli. I mean, nature's broom, are you crazy? Who would want to eat a broom?"
 * Leo: "Oh I know right? Personally I think that stuff about vegables being good for you is highly over-rated and-"
 * Skales: "WE'RE TRYING TO HAVE LUNCH HERE, IF YOU PLEASE?! NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME FOR AN EPISODE OF MY LEAST FAVERITE VEGGIE! Oh by the way, I think tomatos are WAY worse! Worse vegable ever in my professional opition!"
 * AJ: ".... Uh, actselly, tomatos are, fruits."
 * Baalock, Leo, and Skales: "WHAT?!"
 * Baalock: "The hell you talking about girl?!"
 * Skales: "The most outragious BS i heard in centuaries! Right next to the fact Celestia planning to give useless blank flanks rights to persue careers without the butt tattoos thing!"
 * Leo: "Girl, were you dropped when you was young? Cause that happened to me once... I seemed to be the one who suffers brain damage for some reason, Baalock and Skales never got their heads hurt at all."
 * Skales: "What kind of crazy nutjob, says tomatos are fruits? Fruits, grow on trees! Do you know of Tomato trees, by any chance?"
 * Baalock: They grow on vines, stupid. Not ALL fruits grow on trees. Grapes grow on vines, blueberries grow on bushes, strawberries grow on shrubs, get the picture?
 * Skales: Well, excuse me for not knowing about that!
 * Leo: (Dubbed as Banzai) Hey, did we order our lunch to go?
 * Baalock: (Dubbed as Shenzi) No, why?
 * Leo: Because THERE THEY GO!!! (The group runs away from the chimera)
 * Skales and Baalock: "GAAH! NUTS?!"
 * The Chimera starts to persue them!
 * Taiku: "How lucky are we that we're dealing with the worse predatory chimera in the badlands?! That means these guys shouldn't be hard to outfox!"
 * AJ: "How can we do that?!"
 * Applejack: Easy. You have a chair, a flute, and a tub of ricotta cheese?
 * AJ: Do I LOOK like I have those things? Besides, what're THEY supposed to do to an ugly freak of nature like THAT?!?
 * Leo: (Roars at them as he chases them down)
 * Discord: Well, we don't have any of those things. But do you have some if you know all that stuff? I'll just get us some.
 * Applejack: Yeah. (Discord snaps)
 * Pony Warden: (Hums 'Home on the Range' while sitting on a chair until the chair disappears, forcing him to fall on his rear) OOF!!! WHAT THE DEUCE?!? (Applejack's flute disappears, and a flash is seen inside a refrigerator) What's going on--(Looks inside, and sees the ricotta cheese gone) MY RICOTTA!!! Shoot, and I was gonna make lasagna tonight!
 * Discord: (Teleports all 3 items to them) Here you are, partner.
 * Applejack: Well, for once, thank you.
 * AJ: Uh, what is all that gonna do?
 * Applejack: Just watch and learn, lady!
 * Applejack turned around to face the Chimera!
 * Skales: "Hey! One of them is stoping! Boys, lunch is served!"
 * Baalock: 'Wait, don't you think it's suspicious WHY she's stoping?"
 * Leo: "Hey, as long as we eat something, who gives a crap?"
 * Skales: "I GET FIRST BITE!"
 * Skales tries to bite Applejack!
 * Applejack: (Plays the flute, and brings Skales to sleep)
 * Leo/Baalock: SKALES!!!
 * Leo: GRRRRGGHH!!! I'll get you for tha--(Applejack stuffs the chair in his mouth)...GAAAHHH!!! GAAAHHH!! GAAHHH!!
 * Baalock: Hmmph, at least I can still charge into you--(Applejack throws a scoop of ricotta cheese into her mouth)...SO DELICIOUS!!!
 * Leo: REECCHHHREEETTT!!! ("Retreat!, and the chimera runs off)
 * AJ:...Pretty cheesy.
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) I GET IT!!! (Laughs) Because she used ricotta cheese, and...(Laughs)...cheesy! (Laughs)
 * AJ:...Is she always this nuts?
 * Applejack: Pretty much, yes.
 * ???: HEY, GIRLS! (Rainbow Dash arrives in front of them)
 * AJ: HOLY CRAP!!! How did she get here so fast?!?
 * Fluttershy: Oh, that's Rainbow Dash. She's a really fast flyer.
 * Rainbow Dash: Who's the pony with no cutie mark?
 * Taiku: It's a long story. We'll explain on the way to the top of this mountain.
 * AJ: You sure have a weird style of hair dye.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh...my hair isn't dyed. I was born with the color.
 * AJ:...Wow, dad never said THAT could happen. Must be some kind of mutation.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, you're REALLY creeping me out here.
 * Discord: Are we gonna get moving or what?
 * Rarity: Yes, before things get worse.
 * AJ: Alright, let's go.
 * Taiku: And basically, I might've learned quickly that my ritual was just a coincidence, and things got sour when me and AJ first met.
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! You're telling me, this is a human teenager from another world who is said to save us from Mandranoss? Wow, you sure screwed up like a douche.
 * Taiku: Don't rub it in.
 * AJ: How is it even possible for a pony to fly at a vast speed? Does she just use her own flatulence or something? (Pinkie laughs)
 * Rainbow Dash: That's disgusting!
 * Discord: (Scoffs) It is pretty funny.
 * Rainbow Dash: Shut up.
 * Taiku: "Well, it's great you came. That Chimera was only an exsample on what lerks here, and we were lucky it wasn't a very compident Chimera. There's no telling what awaits up travling up the mounton."
 * As various farm animals are seen encaged, we see a group of griffin bandits and a diamond dog counting up loot for a pass robbery.
 * Leader Griffin (Sounding like Peter Griffin): "Everyone, I am glad to say we scored well today. Everything in the looting of the armored carrage in canterlot went pleasnetly well. Locust, your martcal arts really helped us out!"
 * Locust the older female griffin (Sounding like Lois Griffin): "Oh Heater Grython, you flatteror."
 * Heater: "Heist, you were a great distraction!"
 * Heist the tubby griffin (Sounding like Chris Griffin): "Thanks."
 * Heater: "Slewie, your crossbow did wonders scaring our new hostages into their place!"
 * Slewie the short griffin (Sounding Like Stewie Griffin): "Just doing mah thing."
 * Heater: "Fryon, the escape tunnel was perfect! Not that it wasn't to be expected for a Diamond Dog."
 * Fryon the diamond dog (Sounding like Brian Griffin): "Well, not to brag, but I am magnifisent at escape tunnels."
 * The teen female griffin (Sounding like Meg Griffin): "What about me... dad?"
 * Heater: "Oh..... Uh... Thanks for being pack mule, Mag."
 * Mag: "Yes! I am thanked for once!"
 * Heater: "Bottomline, the Griffin Clan Bandits are once again a huge success! And the sweetest thing is, no one would be crazy to come after us in the badlands, huh, am I right?"
 * Fryon: "Well, that's the point of our motivation for even being in this death trap, that no one is crazy, stupid, or retarded enough to come here!"
 * Pony hostage: "Please let us go! We won't tell anyone! Please let us go!"
 * Heater picks up a cattle prod!
 * Heater: "Hey hey hey! Quiet down in there, your in griffin terf now, little horsey, so unless you wanna be lunch for next week, PIPE DOWN AND SHUT UP!?"
 * The Ponies quiver in fear in their cage.
 * Heater: "That's what I thought. Come tomorrow, you will do every single thing we force you to do, even if it hurts you emotionally, physically, and mentally! Is that understood?"
 * the ponies wimper.
 * Heater brings out his prod again!
 * Heater: "I SAID, IS THAT UNDERSTOOD, HORSEIES?!"
 * Mare: "Please! I have a family to go back too! Let us go!"
 * Heater: "(Mocking laughter), SHUT UP?!"
 * Heater zaps the Mare with his cattle prod!
 * Heater stops.
 * The paniced ponies comfert the hurt mare.
 * Heater: "Let that be lesson number one! Don't cross Heater Grython! Now, if you'll exquse me, I got canterlot cash to count."
 * Heater resumed counting his ill-gotten wealth.
 * (Discord): Uh, what the he--...uh...What the heck is THIS?!?
 * (Crane): Who are these guys? I don't think they have anything to do with this story.
 * (Iago): They're more like knockoffs of the Griffin family from Family Guy.
 * (Icky): "Speaking of that, that Chimera reminded me awfully alot of Teen Aqua Hunger Force."
 * (Twilight): "I seen, a few mature cartoons lately, and included them merely meant to prolong the story for alittle bit before getting to Maracron."
 * (Po): "You mean like, stuff like those griffins just there to be references and/or minor obsicles to be overcome?"
 * (Tigress): "No offence Twilight, but personally, they felt like big lipped allagator moments."
 * (Pinkie): "But there's no big lip allagators here."
 * (Twilight): She means it's unexpected and stupid, and is never mentioned again after it's seen. But I figured we needed to up the humor in this story.
 * (Icky): Why? We've got plenty of it.
 * (Twilight): Just go with it, okay? Now let's move on.
 * AJ: (The group continues climbing until they hear something) What was that? (The group looks from behind a bush to see Heather and the others)
 * Discord: Oh, no, not THESE bastards.
 * Rarity: Who in Celestia's name would want to lock up those poor souls?!?
 * Discord: Those are the Grythons, dangerous pony smugglers for Griffin nations. They are dangerous killers. No rules, no concerns, no sense of decency to even Fluttershy. (Fluttershy whimpers)
 * Applejack: Well, bottom line, we need to rescue those guys. I know we're already on a mission, but who knows what those varmits are planning to do with them?
 * Discord: Maybe they'll be used for delicacies. In some Griffin cultures, pony meat is a good cuisine as long as it comes from those that passed away. It's illegal to hunt them.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Barfs off screen) NASTY!!!
 * Discord: If you think THAT'S nasty, you should hear about how they were cannibals in their prehistoric days.
 * Everyone: NOOO!!!
 * Fryon: What was that? (The group stares angrily at Discord)
 * Discord: What?
 * AJ: Fantastic, you made us get their attention! I'm beginning to hate you even MORE!
 * Taiku: Guys, I think we should run. NOW! (Discord snaps, and they get teleported into a different location)
 * Heater: (The hunters look and see them gone)...There's nothing here.
 * Fryon: No, I have REALLY good hearing, I heard something over here.
 * Slewie: You hear a LOT of things, Fryon, and all it is are squirrels and other animals that you ALWAYS want to kill.
 * Mag: I think I heard it, too.
 * Heater: Shut up, Mag! (The hunters walk away)
 * Fryon: Grrrgh! (Stomps away angrily)
 * As the Griffins and Diamond Dog return to their camp, our heroes reappeared to an area not too far but not too near of the camp.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ok, I know we were lucky, but we shouldn't abandon those ponies."
 * Taiku: "Agreed. But we have to be smart. I heard Heater is an accomplised fighter. An exsiled soldier of the Griffin millaterry. We have to use the Grythons' own greed and overcompidence against them."
 * AJ: "Ok, does anyone have at least, one of those coin thingies to use as bait?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, I think I might have something they respond much better too, but I am sure if it would, you know, (shows a very beautiful and big gem) actselly get their attention concerning that they already looted those poor ponies of their wealth, and-"
 * Taiku: "Don't worry Flutters, something in my gut tells me it's gonna do just fine. Now, we just need someone brave enough to wag that thing around in front of them and isn't afraid to be abrasive about it!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'm your pony! Griffins like them are giving griffins like Gilda a bad name, and I ain't standing for that! Also, they tried to nab Spitfire once, but I stopped them."
 * Taiku: "In that cause, good luck and be careful! I think there's a chance they would have a score to settle with you for interupting what they would call, the nabbing of a, "High Score" pony."
 * AJ: You mean you've seen these guys before? Why didn't ya say anything?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Cause Discord already covered who those guys were. Otherwise, I so would've been glad to say what they were!"
 * AJ: "It would've been nice anyway to tell us about this!"
 * Applejack: "Does it really matter at the moment? Let's just focus to make quick work of those bandits and go back to our quest!"
 * Heist: Gee, it's getting really boring around here. I hope that Evil Monkey doesn't haunt me again. (That exactly happens, as a monkey faces him, and points his finger sinisterly at him) AARRGGHH!!!
 * Slewie: (Reading a book called 'Art of War') Oh, yes, this stuff is amazing. I feel like I can conquer the world in just one day.
 * Locust: (Takes the book) Slewie, those books aren't for babies. Why don't you watch some magic hologram Teleponies?
 * Slewie: HOW DARE YOU?!? That book may give me the chance to obtain the key to--Ooh, fuzzy! (A pony version of Teletubbies gain his attention)
 * Telepony #1: Tickle!
 * Slewie: God, the more I resist, the more intriguing they become! I can't look away!
 * Telepony #2: Again, again!
 * Slewie: YES, YES, AGAIN, AGAIN, OH, DEAR GOD, PLEASE ONCE MORE!!!
 * Heater: Sorry, Slewie, I'm missing the next big Griffin Football Game. (Changes the magic Hologram)
 * Slewie: I'm free! Free from the spell of those diabolical Teleponies! (To Heater) Thank you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless. (Tries flying, but still doesn't know how to) BLAST!!! CURSE MY OVERLY MINISCULE WINGS!!! (Sighs, and runs off)
 * Heater: "Oh yeah, Griffstone is totally gonna score a touchdown!"
 * The pony hostages are still comferting the hurt mare.
 * Pony 1: "(Wispers) This is torture. We're gonn abe turned into slaves by a bunch of badlands bandits."
 * Pony 2: "(Wispers) Worse, this poor mare might never see he kids again. We gotta do something."
 * Pony 3: "(Wispers) We can't, he has a cattle prod! He can poke us with it and zap us!"
 * Fryon brought out a newspaper and used it to smack a pony's rear end!
 * Fryon (As he was smacking the pony's behind three times): "No, no! This is a strictly NO talking area to captives. I didn't make the rules, I enforced them."
 * Fryon walks off.
 * Mag was wearing a preal necklace.
 * Heist sees this!
 * Heist: "Hey I wanted that preal necklace, it could be worth a fortune!"
 * Mag: "No! You might break it, fatass!"
 * Heist: "I will not!"
 * Mag: "Yes you will!"
 * Heist: "Will not?!"
 * Mag and Heist began to tug-of-war over a preal necklace!
 * Heist: "IT'S MINE?!"
 * Mag: "IT'S MINE!  BESIDES, ONLY GIRLS WEAR NECKLACES?!"
 * Heist: "TELL THAT TO TIM FURRY IN THE PONY HORROR SHOW?!"
 * Mag and Hesit pulled on the necklace so much, it broke and preals are everywhere!
 * Mag: "Look what you did, dumbass?!"
 * Heist: "HEY, IT'S YOUR FAULT?!"
 * Mag and Hesit started to argue!
 * Locust: What is going on here?!?
 * Mag: Heist broke my pearl necklace!
 * Heist: It was gonna be worth a fortune if you hadn't been an ass about it!
 * Locust: ENOUGH!!! NO MORE OF THIS FIGHTING!!! We'll get some money as soon as we sell these ponies off. 50,000 bits.
 * Mag: Well, aren't you gonna punish Heist for breaking my necklace?
 * Locust: You'll get a new one once we get the reward.
 * Mag: But that one was my favorite--
 * Heater: SHUT UP!!! I'M TRYING TO HEAR THE GAME!!!
 * Slewie: (Aims a bow and arrow at Locust) You're mine, bitch! (Fires the arrow, and it accidentally hits Mag) BLAST!!!
 * Mag: OWCH!!! THAT HURT!!! (Rips the arrow out) Who did that?
 * Heater: (Shivers) My loot sense is tingling! (Spots a huge diamond dangling from a tree on a fishing pole held by Rainbow Dash) OH MY, GOD!!! EVERYGRIFFIN, A DIAMOND!!!
 * Locust: Oh my, God! It's a big one, too!
 * Heist: I CALL DIBS ON IT!!!
 * Mag: NO! YOU BROKE MY NECKLACE, I'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD GET IT!!!
 * Slewie: I could use it to by my own war machine! (The diamond moves away)
 * Heater: GET IT!!! (The Grythons chase after it)
 * Taiku: (Seeing them go off) Now's our chance. (They come out of hiding, and begin to pick the lock on the cage)
 * Pony #1: Oh, thank Celestia, we're saved!
 * Taiku: Just be quiet. We don't want any unwanted attention.
 * ???: You mean like me? (Fryon appears, and begins barking)
 * AJ: (Grabs Fryon in the mouth, silencing him) SOMEBODY HELP ME SILENCE THIS MUTT BEFORE THE GRYTHONS COME BACK!!!
 * Applejack: The proper term is 'Somepony', sugar-cube.
 * AJ: Whatever! Just help me shut this dog up.
 * Taiku: I've got a spell that might do the trick (Uses a spell on Fryon, and Fryon loses his voice, and is unable to bark) Muting spell. Works a whole lot better than just choking somepony to not yell like maniacs.
 * Applejack: Great. (Uses her lasso to coil Fryon up) You ain't goin' nowhere anytime soon. (Taiku throws Fryon into a bush to hide him)
 * AJ: Now, how are we supposed to unlock this cage?
 * Applejack: Easy. (Bucks the cage open with her strong legs) You don't even need to pick the lock when you can just buck the door down.
 * Pony #2: Thank you all! We owe you our lives.
 * AJ: So...what do we do with them?
 * Taiku: Well, I can use my magic powers to send them back home, but it will require a MASSIVE amount of energy. I won't be able to use any more magic for 2 hours after that.
 * Rarity: Well, we don't have time to plan for anything else, so it'll have to do.
 * AJ: Hello, we have Discord with us.
 * Discord: Uh, excuse me, I don't have to do EVERYTHING for you ponies. MY magic may be limitless, but you can't rely on me ALL the time. You're all on your own this time.
 * AJ: Okay, you're a real douche!
 * Discord: "Well don't blame me, blame everyone else who can't take a few pranks and alittle choas!"
 * AJ pounced on him!
 * AJ: "Look, I get it, your a mean-spirted sytile comedian! Your humor is based on mean-spirted, underhanded comedy! Maybe you ARE misunderstood, but if you were just more opened about your feelings instead of hiding in a brickwall of rudeness! Just, WHY are you like thuis?!"
 * Discord was legitamentally imtimidated.
 * Discord: "...... I used to have a crush on Celestia.... But her order liking parents made her broke my heart..."
 * (Discord): "EW! GAG! I can exqused Trixie being accused of being poor, but THIS?! FYI, the real reason I am such a jerk, because my rotten older brother Mayhem made me a jerk, and like my choatic magic, my jerkiness is a hapit that dies hard and doesn't change so quickly! Why did you think I actselly found Princess BOR-RING attractive?"
 * (Twilight): "... Kinda based on a brony's fanon idea about a fanon realationship?"
 * (Discord): "Oh trust me, I think the fellas from Protect Celestia in FIMfcition would had appreesiated if this never becomes canon... Me as well, I mean, not only do I find her order-loving attitude a turn off, AND that I have a girlfriend of my own now, but can you igmagine what that Peacock would do to me if I even so much gave her a friendly hug if he took it the wrong way?"
 * (Po): "I have a few good ideas what that very angry bird would do, and I was lucky to survive one of them!"
 * (Discord): Now, unless you want me to fast-forward this entire episode from here, I suggest you give a REAL reason in this story.
 * (Twilight): Alright, alright. If it'll cool you down, AND just so we can avoid another rage from Shen if he hears about this, I'll change the subject. (The whole thing rewinds)
 * Discord: I was just angered by the fact that ponies discriminated me in childhood. Thousands of years ago, my kind wasn't given ANY respect, and I couldn't take it. I decided to take my problems on them, and it's what lead to me being turned to stone. There, are you happy?!?
 * AJ:...Oh...
 * Pinkie: Wowie-zowie.
 * Rarity: I had no idea you felt this way about our kind. Why didn't you tell us about this a long time ago?
 * Discord: Guys, you're wasting time! (Shrugs, snaps, and teleports all the kidnapped ponies where they came from) Alright, you've all pissed me off long enough. I'm through being your own magical servant.
 * Fluttershy: Discord, we--
 * Discord: Please, don't talk to me. I just need some time to myself. (Snaps, and he teleports away, as well as the others, who are sent right to the top of Mt. Gloom to a run-down old shack).
 * AJ: "Do you think I have, upseted him?"
 * Fluttershy: "Discord is, very sensitive about the bad relationship between ponies and draconquui. He'll be fine, he just needs to, blow off steam."
 * AJ: "Well, I didn't mean to upset him, it's just, he was being a jerk, and we needed to help those ponies, and-"
 * Taiku: Guys, look! We're on the top of the mountain. (They get a good view of the Badlands)
 * AJ: Holy Equestria, that's a hell of a view!
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) You're actually starting to use our terms, now.
 * AJ:...I actually am.
 * Applejack: Wow, that really IS a good view.
 * Fluttershy: (Terrified of the height, and climbs onto Taiku)
 * AJ: What's wrong with Fluttershy?
 * Taiku: She's scared of heights.
 * AJ:...But isn't she a Pegasus pony?
 * Taiku: Yeah, she prefers to stay on the ground a lot ever since she discovered her interest in animals.
 * AJ: (Chuckles) That's pretty weird.
 * Pinkie: Ooh, look at that shack over there. (They look behind them to see the shack)
 * Flash: That must be where Maracron lives.
 * AJ: "Uh, question? Are we dealing with a, Giantic Cyclops, or, what?"
 * Taiku: Oh, don't worry. The cyclopses here aren't as big as certain others. They're the size of an average Orc. But let's just stay on our hooves and be careful. If this guy really IS an extreme brony, then he'll be freaked out at seeing us, and never want us to leave. So we need a backup plan in case that happens. And I think I know just how to do it...
 * Heater: (He and the other Grythons arrive back at the cage with the diamond) Yeesh, I never knew diamonds moved like that.
 * Mag: If I didn't know any better, I'd say that was a diversion.
 * Heater: HAH, crazy teenagers always thinking nonsense. (Suddenly, they scream when they see the cage empty) THE PONIES!!!
 * Heist: But wasn't Fryon in charge of guarding them? (They eventually hear Fryon's voice when the mute spell wears off)
 * Fryon: SOMEGRIFFIN HELP ME, FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! (The Grythons find Fryon)
 * Locust: Oh my God, Fryon! What happened to you?
 * Fryon: What does it look like? Some stupid ponies, a dragon and a cross-monster tied me up and freed the ponies!
 * Heater: "Aw damn it to the tartarus?!"
 * Slewie: "Well don't just stand there, "Fearles Leader", do something to correct this!"
 * Heater: "Ok, they counld't gone too far! We just need to fan out and investigate the area. Locust and I are Bravo team, Heist, you and Mag are beta team, Slewie and Fryon are omega team, any questions?"
 * Silence.
 * Heist: "BETA TEAM RULES?!"
 * Heater: "Ok, everygriffin fan out!" (Rainbow Dash sees this while hidden in the trees, and flies off)
 * Maracron: (He keeps multiple MLP posters, toys, and other merchandise as well as keeping loads of Orclin and Trorc armor and weapons. Maracron is a fat Cyclops with a blue eye, a "Litterally the Biggest MLP:FIM fan evah" and wearing a pair of jeans. He was watching magical holograms while sitting in a chair with a submarine sandwich) Oh man, Season 4 couldn't be any better if it tried.
 * Voice: "Maracron, are you ever gonna get a job?!"
 * Maracron: "I ALREADY HAVE, MOTHER?! I steal Orclin and Trorc weapons and armor and sell them off in Equestian Ebay."
 * Maracron's mother: "I MEANT A JOB THAT'S ACTSELLY A JOB?! WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE YOUR FATHER AND BE AN ACCOUNTENT?!"
 * Maracron: "I told you mother, I got us exsiled when I tried to keep Princess Celestia as a perament collectable! Dad devorced you to keep his job! He wasn't right for you anyway! Besides, what other job can a rouge mythical being can have other then the formentioned in the most dark and deslent part of Equestia?!"
 * Maracrons's mother: "A WOMAN CAN DREAM, MARACRON?! CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE OUT THE TRASH, AND BY THAT, I MEANT THE ACTUAL GARBAGE?! I KNOW HOW YOUR TESTY ABOUT MY NITPICKS OF YOU BEING INTO A GIRL'S SHOW!"
 * Maracron: "Well maybe if it weren't for the brillient Laurn Frastacorn, I wouldn't be so brony! But fine, I'll take out the garbage! But you better keep the warg away from my collectables, that mutt has a bad chewing ocession with plastic!"
 * Maracron's mom: "OK!" (Maracron goes outside to take out the trash, and grabs the trash bags)
 * Maracron: (Heaving hard) URRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!! How much trash is in here?!?
 * Maracron's Mother: LOADS OF IT!!! WE'VE HAD IT SINCE LAST HALLOWEEN!!!
 * Maracron: OH, GOD!! REALLY?!? URRRGGHHH!!! (Throws it into a dumpster, and breathes heavily) Yikes! Who keeps a trash bag for 6 months and never takes it out? Honestly!
 * Maracron is unaware he was being watched, by our heroes.
 * Taiku: "He may not look like much, but a cyclops is still a cyclops. Ticked them off, it won't be pretty."
 * AJ: So, how are we supposed to ask him for armor without having his enthusiasm get in our way again?
 * Taiku: Well, I've been studying this mind-tricking spell that I can use to our advantage. Sure he'll be enthusiastic and cranky, but with the right thoughts, he'll be convinced to let them go.
 * AJ: Oh, you mean like the Jedi mind-tricks from Star Wars?
 * Taiku:...What?
 * AJ: CRAP, forgot you haven't heard of Star Wars. I somehow keep forgetting that. But, I guess if you found out, you'd take it as a yes, so let's move on.
 * Rarity: And you think this is gonna pay off?
 * Taiku: Of course. Cyclopses are stupid when it comes to magic.
 * Pinkie: So which one of us should go out there and greet the big lug?
 * Taiku: You, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy will go.
 * Fluttershy: Why?
 * Taiku: Well, he'll know you ponies like any other brony does, and we might need Applejack and Rarity in case we need some extra muscle power and some helping telekinesis, since that's one of the only spells Rarity knows when it comes to fashion.
 * AJ: What do I do?
 * Taiku: You will need to look out for any Orclins or Trorcs patrolling the area. If anything goes wrong, you give the signal. (Gives her a flag)
 * AJ: Oh, sure, put me on sentry duty. How smart. Why don't you put Flash in charge of that since Sentry is his last name.
 * Flash: I'm gonna be working with you.
 * AJ: Oh. How quaint.
 * Rainbow Dash arrived.
 * Rainbow Dash: "We have a problem guys! Those griffin bandits plus one diamond dog are after us! We have to move quickly!"
 * AJ: Well, I'm sure Discord sent us pretty far away from their location, so it might take them a couple of hours to find us.
 * Rainbow Dash:...They can fly.
 * AJ:...Son of a bitch!
 * Taiku: Okay, AJ, you need to lay low on the cussing. It's not really necessary.
 * AJ: (Sighs) Whatever.
 * Taiku:...Okay, change of plans. You're going with Fluttershy and Pinkie to meet Maracron.
 * AJ: But, uh...won't he be questionable when he finds I don't have, what you ponies call, a 'cutie mark'? Especially since you ponies discriminate those without them. Can't you give me a cutie mark with your magic?
 * Taiku: Cutie marks don't work like that, especially on humans who become ponies. Come to think of it, do humans that turn into ponies get cutie marks easily? Come to think of it, do you have a job?
 * AJ: No.
 * Taiku: Day job?
 * AJ: No.
 * Taiku: Internship?
 * AJ: No.
 * Taiku: ANY EMPLOYMENT?!?
 * AJ: Nope. I'm not even experienced with any major jobs even though I just turned 18 last week.
 * Pinkie: You had a birthday last week?
 * AJ: Of course.
 * Pinkie: Well, HAPPY LAST WEEK BIRTHDAY!!!
 * AJ:...(Snickers) Seriously?
 * Taiku: But I guess I'm going into the unnecessary. No book says that humans can get cutie marks as Equestrian ponies, so it's rumored that it's unlikely. Let's just go with the change of plans without question.
 * AJ: What about painting a cutie mark on my butt?
 * Taiku: Yeah, but slight problem. That's considered a crime in this world.
 * Applejack: I'm just glad my sister knows that, too.
 * AJ: How big of a crime is it?
 * Taiku: Let's just go.
 * AJ: Alright, alright. (Sighs) This is NOT gonna be pretty.
 * Maracron: (Playing with pony dolls, having Chrysalis, Cadance, Twilight, Shining Armor, and Spike dolls, dubbed as Dark Helmet on Spaceballs) (As Chrysalis) "So, Shining Armor! At last, I have you in my power, to have my way with you the way I want to! I have been dreaming for this moment since I was small!" (As Cadance) "Not so fast, Chrysalis!" (As Chrysalis) "YOU! How did you escape my bridesmaids?!?" (As Cadance) "We just fought, I'm sure you know that! Now, I'm here to save my boyfriend! Hi, honey!" (As Chrysalis) "No, you are going to go back into the cave! (Makes noises, and puts his Cadance doll under the table) (As Twilight) "Hey, what did you do to my best foalsitter?!?" (As Chrysalis) "The same thing I'm going to do to you, purple girl! (Makes the noises, and puts the Twilight doll under the table) And you, too! (Does the noises, and sends the Spike figure under the table) Now, Shining Armor! At last we are alone!" (As Shining Armor) "Wowee, I find you strangely attractive." (As Chrysalis) "Of course you do. Guard Captains are always attracted to power and charm, and I have them both, and you know it! Now, we shall not be disturbed any longer!"--(Suddenly, Maracron's mother opens the door, and Maracron hides his dolls)
 * Maracron's Mother: Maracron, we have someponies here to see you.
 * Maracron: KNOCK ON MY DOOR, KNOCK NEXT TIME!!!
 * Maracron's Mother: Okay, okay!
 * Maracron:...Did you see anything?
 * Maracron's Mother: No, Maracron. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
 * Maracron: Good! (Makes an awkword face after a while of what his mother said.) So, who are these visitors?
 * Maracron's mther: "Now, this may sound incredability strange, but it's two of those ponies you liked. Butterfly and Inkie Ike."
 * Maracron: It's 'Fluttershy' and 'Pinkie Pie', Mom. I--WAIT A MINUTE!!! THEY'RE HERE?!?
 * Maracron's Mother: Well, yeah. Said they needed your help.
 * Maracron: They need MY help?!? OMFG!!! Gotta go! (Zooms up to the door, opens it, and sees Pinkie, Fluttershy, and AJ, and gasps)
 * AJ: Here we go...
 * Maracron: (Squeals like a girl) THEY'RE HERE!!! THEY'RE ACTUALLY HERE!!!
 * AJ: Geez, guy, what are you on?
 * Maracron:...Uh, who is this pony? And why doesn't she have a cutie mark like you two?
 * AJ: Well, it's a really long story, we'll explain later. We just need to talk with you about--
 * Maracron: OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!!! SOMEONE PINCH ME!!! I MUST BE DREAMING!!! ONE OF YOU PINCH ME!!!
 * Pinkie: We don't even have fingers, silly.
 * Maracron: Oh...right...
 * AJ: 3, 2, 1...
 * Maracron: OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!!!
 * AJ: Okay, calm down! We need to talk.
 * Maracron:...I guess I got carried away a bit, BUT YOU'RE STILL SO--
 * AJ: QUIET!!! (Maracron sits down)
 * Taiku: (He and the others are outside, and Taiku has lost focus of the mission, instead focusing on AJ again, and sighs joyfully)...
 * Applejack: Taiku, are you okay?
 * Taiku: (Snaps out of his trance) Oh, right. (Laughs) Sorry.
 * Rarity: What in the wide world of Equestria were you doing?
 * Applejack: Yeah, you were really zoning on at AJ.
 * Taiku: I don't know. Let's, uh, just get back to the mission. What's going on?
 * Applejack: Well, they're about to ask him for some armor. We'll need you focused so you can use your mind-trick on him in case he goes too far.
 * Taiku: Alright, got it...(Looks at AJ, and sighs joyfully, and then gets focused again)
 * (Applejack): I can already tell where this is going with Taiku and AJ.
 * (Twilight): Yeah, I decided that Taiku needed something to up the story a bit. Something like a love interest. Heck, in reality, I think Taiku really NEEDS a girlfriend. He's been so busy with his friends and me, he never thinks of anything else for himself other than his friends or magic skills. They're both like his favorite hobbies.
 * (Icky): "I heard he has a girlfriend in those Devientart fics he starts in."
 * (Twilight): "Yeah, but they're like movies. It's pretend. It's also uncanon for THIS series, where as far as I can tell, Taiku is currently single."
 * (Applejack): "With alot of ladies swooning on him like ducks with a swan, I'm sure he can get a speical somepony eventally."
 * (Twilight): "Those girls only like him cause he's rich and famous, and somewhat attractive in dragon standerds. Girls outside of his speieces wouldn't even share an elevader with him if it wasn't for Tman."
 * (Rarity): "Now darling, I understand the concern, but he can handle himself, and knows well enough to stay clear of those only seeking of his status as suppose to what he is inside."
 * (Twilight): Well, back to the story. Taiku was trying to keep his mind off of how hot AJ was, and focus entirely on using the mind-trick spell on Maracron.
 * AJ: We came because we need your help so we can stop Mandranoss. We hear you collect Orclin and Trorc armor.
 * Maracron: OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!!! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!! (Taiku uses a mind-trick spell on Maracron, calming him down)...Oh, yeah. I DO collect their armor. It's like a great hobby. They don't even give a crap if their own armor is missing when they can just make some more.
 * Fluttershy: Well, if it's not too much to ask for, we are asking for some of your armor. Would you be generous enough to spare some?
 * Maracron: Yeah! Anything for you guys, YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME--(Taiku uses the spell again)...I mean, anything you say. What do you need them for?
 * AJ: We're planning to magically disguise ourselves as Orclins and Trorcs so we can save some of our friends who are being held captive.
 * Maracron: How many do you need?
 * AJ: How many of you guys are there?
 * Pinkie: I'm not a guy, I'm a girl!
 * AJ: I mean how many of us are there?
 * Pinkie: Well, there's you, me, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Taiku, Flash, Slub and Glub. So I guess that makes...10.
 * Maracron: AWESOME!!! THERE'S A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I WANNA MEET YOU ALL!!! YOU KICKED SO MUCH PONY BUTT IN YOUR SERIES, AND I WANNA--(Taiku uses the spell on him again)...Well, I'm sorry, I've got only 12, and I don't wanna spare too much of my collectibles. I guess you can only have 5.
 * AJ: WHAT?!? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!? I--(Fluttershy stops her)
 * Maracron: Wow...I never knew you ponies as the potty-mouthed type.
 * Fluttershy: She's just been introduced to this world. She's just a human who wants to save us so she can have the key to go back home to Earth. Plus, she has anger issues.
 * AJ:...Sorry.
 * Maracron: So THAT explains why she has no cutie mark.
 * Fluttershy: AJ, we have to accept his offer for 5 pairs of armor. There's no use forcing him to give another half up. Remember what Taiku said about Cyclopses being aggressive creatures?
 * AJ:...(Sighs) You're right. Alright, we'll go for the 5 pairs. Where are they?
 * Maracron: Follow me. Oh, and uh, watch out for the pet warg. It likes to be, nippy.
 * AJ: "Warg? The heck is a-"
 * The Pet Warg, a huge wolf-like beast, appears and barks raviously at the ponies!
 * AJ: "AGHH?! GIANT DOG?! I'M AFRAID OF DOGS?!"
 * Maracron: "Darn it spot, I told you not to frighten the guests! Especaily not two of my uber faverite ponies of all time?!"
 * Pinkie: You're scared of dogs?
 * AJ: No, I meant to say I was scared of something as big as THAT! I like dogs, but I'm just allergic to them. (Sneezes)
 * Pinkie: Bless you.
 * AJ: That's why I always take some Nasonex whenever I interact with a dog...which I don't have right now. (Sneezes)
 * Maracron: Here, take this tissue. (Hands her a tissue)
 * AJ: And how the heck am I supposed to handle a tissue without any fingers?
 * Pinkie: What's Nasonex?
 * AJ: Let's just go get that armor, and...(Sneezes) get it over with!
 * Unknown to them, they were watched by Fryon and Slewie.
 * Slewie: "Well, this is interestingly unexpected. If they're interested in smelly Orclin and Trorc armor, I think these guys might against Mandronoss."
 * Fryon: "Who can blame them? I heard this guy keeps being a dick to Equestia for who knows how many years! In hindsight, I don't think it's a good idea to come after these guys, cause what if these guys are gonna be the ones to put an end to that basturd?"
 * Slewie: "That is a good point, but I am not sure if that fat moron is gonna acknowledge it properly. We may not be saints Fryon, but at least we're not Mandronss."
 * Fryon: "Exactly! We're only jerks only because we're commen petty thugs, but we're no sadtisic order hating psycopaths!"
 * Slewie: "Exactly! What do you say we turn this dysfuntional family around and out of banditcy! Cause let's face it, we been found out, and those ponies are likely gonna call the guard on us! We do these the worse they could only do is make us do community service for 3 months."
 * Fryon: "Well, Heater is not exactly knwon to make smart desidions, like how he got himself caught by the ape-men?"
 * Heater: (Wearing an Ape-Man costume, while standing near a trap, laughing like Peter Griffin) Watch me lure those ugly furballs into this cleverly-hidden trap. (Moves into the Ape-Men group, and makes gorilla noises, only to attract the attention of a female ape-man, who jumps on top of him)
 * Ape Woman: ("Oh, baby, I don't even care for mating rituals, you look damn good without them!")
 * Heater: (Camera on forest) AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
 * Slewie: "Oh yeah, he smelled like monkey for a week."
 * Fryon: Yeah, as well as sweat and...well...stuff.
 * Slewie: Well, I guess we should keep this to ourselves until the perfect moment. And if anypony comes to try and beat the crap out of us, we'll try to explain everything as fast as we can.
 * Fryon: Sounds like a good plan to me.
 * ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, YOU BASTARDS!!! (Rainbow Dash and Flash appear behind them)
 * Fryon: "Oh......"
 * Slewie: "Crap."
 * Flash: "We have a more urgent quest then to fight cheap thugs like you!"
 * Fryon: "Ok, look! We don't any trouble anymore!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "We'll be keeping you guys under lock n' key just to be safe!"
 * Slewie: "Fryon, I blame you for this!"
 * Fryon: (He and Slewie are locked up in a cage) You do realize that this will make the Grythons angry. They're too strong for even you guys.
 * Rainbow Dash: We can handle them. We're not afraid of any lousy griffins.
 * Flash: As for you two, you're staying with us.
 * Slewie: For how long?
 * Rainbow Dash: Until we get this mission done and take care of you guys for kidnapping innocent pony civilians. Lucky for you, Mandronoss is more of a dangerious threat then a bunch of Griffin bandits, plus a Diamond Dog."
 * Slewie: "FYI, genius, we think that orc is a pile of crap too! In fact, we were having a conversation on how we should have Heater and the others reconsider being a bandit and changes ourselfs around. Look, we'll even point fingers to our clentle if it improoves our status! We'll say names and expose past sales!"
 * Fryon: "Maybe we haven't been a noble group, but we're not Mandronoss or his retarded hybreed army at least!"
 * Flash: "Admitingly good and fair points, but we would feel safer if we talk to you guys in a more controlled environment."
 * Slewie: Well, fine, go do you're thing. But your friends better not take this the wrong way!
 * Flash: I assure you, they won't.
 * Rainbow Dash: But don't think it'll be okay when your masters arrive and screw up everything. If they do, you two will be the ones we pluck first!
 * Slewie: PLUCK?!? EWW!!! (Flash and Dash leave)
 * Fryon:...Well, this sucks.
 * Pinkie: Wowee! He really IS an extreme brony! (Looking in his room, seeing all the merchandise in it)
 * Maracron: Please don't leave the door open too long, or Spot will go in and chew everything up.
 * Pinkie: Oops, sorry. (Shuts the door, and rejoins the group)
 * Maracron: (Brings the 3 ponies into the basement where 12 sets of Orclin and Trorc Armor are seen) Here they are.
 * AJ: "Ew! They smell like something died in those things!"
 * Maracron: "For the most part, something, or SOMEONE did. Most of the Orclin warfare are made from dead animals, dragons mostly."
 * AJ: (Holds in barf, but swallows it in time) Gross! What are they, cavemen or something?
 * Maracron: Well, Princess Celestia had to take away the Orclin and Trorc's self-awareness and intelligence as punishment for helping Mandranoss commit crimes against her people, so you're pretty much right.
 * AJ: I don't even feel right having to wear that stuff.
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) That's just barbaric.
 * Maracron: I know, they don't tend to care for animals because they live in a dead environment infested with nothing but dragons and other monsters, and they have to hunt to eat.
 * AJ: Wow. Nobody really told me the Trorcs and Orclins were as dumb as bricks.
 * Pinkie: Wasn't it obvious?
 * AJ: No. But I swear to God, I am NOT wearing THAT stuff on my body! It's wrong on so many levels.
 * Maracron: Well, I'll just let you have the 5 pairs so you can get on with the mission...because that's what you're best at because YOU'RE SO AWESOME!!! OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, I WANT YOU TO STAY FOR A WHILE!!! CAN WE HAVE A SLEEPOVER, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE?!? OH MY GOD, YOU PONIES ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME--(Taiku uses the spell on him again)...Never mind the sleepover. You can go. But can we meet again sometime?
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs) Are you kidding? You can come visit us in Ponyville sometime.
 * Maracron:...(Chuckles) Well, I can't really go there because, I may've...uh...had an incident with your Princess that I don't think she'll forgive me for.
 * AJ: What did you do?
 * Maracron: Well, I may've been keeping her with me because of my...godforsaken enthusiasm for your show, that she banished me and my family here in the Forbidden Badlands.
 * AJ: Are you serious? My God, you have issues! You really ARE an extreme brony! How the hell did you even get introduced to the show, anyway?
 * Maracron: I liked it since I was a kid.
 * Pinkie: We've been around since 2010, silly. You weren't a child at that time.
 * Maracron: Well, to be honest, I don't even remember HOW I was introduced to the show. But either way, IT IS SO AWESOME!!! YOU'VE GOTTA HANG OUT WITH ME SOMETIME, YOU'VE JUST GOTTA!!! WE CAN THROW A GREAT PARTY!!!
 * Pinkie: REALLY?!? I AM SO IN!!!
 * Maracron: I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT!!! (Pinkie and Maracron cheer, but Taiku sighs and uses the mind-trick spell on both Maracron and Pinkie)
 * Taiku: Sometimes, I wonder what goes on in that head of hers.
 * A barrage of dancing Pinkies are seen as this song plays.
 * AJ: Well, I guess I have no choice. But after this is over, I am taking a HUGE shower.
 * Maracron: Oh, don't worry, I sterilized them. I always do that when I find them. Mom doesn't want filth in her house. (They exit his room with the armor, and walks out the door) Well, good luck with your mission. And remember...YOU ARE SO FREAKING AWESOME!!! (Taiku mind-tricks him again, and he calms down) Well, goodbye. (Shuts door, and then a scream is heard from him) YOU DUMB MUTT, YOU CHEWED UP MY OLD TWILIGHT DOLL!!!...Well, I guess it doesn't matter. It was getting too old anyway.
 * AJ:...Oooooooooooookay. At least we got the armor. Let's go meet up with the others.
 * Pinkie: YAY!
 * Taiku: Alright! We did it! Now we can disguise ourselves as Trorc or Orclins and save Twilight, Gilda, and Trixie.
 * AJ: And I seriously have to wear it?
 * Taiku: Yeah. You're pretty much the Chosen One, so it makes sense that it's mainly up to you even though you don't have any knowledge of fighting, especially in a new body.
 * AJ: Yeah, THAT makes me feel better.
 * Taiku: Now, let's take this time to pick the other 4 ponies who will infiltrate Mandranoss' hideout. Let's have...Flash, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and...Wow, they're the only 3 ponies I know who are adequate enough for this mission.
 * AJ: What about you?
 * Taiku:...Good idea. We'll need some magic to help us along the way.
 * Rainbow Dash: Guys? (She and Flash arrive) We just captured 2 of the Grythons. The baby and the Diamond Dog. They say they've changed their minds of hunting us down.
 * Flash: "And before you asked, it's just them so far, not the rest of the Grythons."
 * AJ: "They do?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, they ain't so fond of Mandronoss as well. We should still be careful around them though and make sure they're legit about it."
 * All: Agreed.
 * Slewie: (Napping, then sees Fryon licking himself) UHHHGGGGHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?
 * Fryon: I'm cleaning myself. (Continues licking)
 * Slewie:...Yeah, you were clean 10 minutes ago, now you're just on vacation.
 * ???: Hey, dipsticks! (The group returns to them)
 * Slewie: Well, look who decided to show up.
 * AJ:...Now that I hear him, he sounds very familiar.
 * Slewie: "Exactly the duece is she talking about?"
 * AJ: "..... Say, Cool Whip."
 * Slewie: Cool Hwhip.
 * AJ: Yup, I knew it. He's a ripoff of Stewie on Family Guy.
 * Taiku: What's that?
 * AJ: A TV comedy show in my world that...is pretty adult. I'll tell you about it later. I wonder if these Grythons are ripping of the Griffins on Family Guy. But I guess I don't have time to find out. We need to get planning.
 * Taiku: "We also need a good stragity in case Mandronoss and Sunset might be trying to prevent the Orclins and Troorcs from being too stupid about us. They might try to ensure our plan is dead on arrival."
 * AJ: "(Sigh), I just wished I didn't made Discord go away by making him fess up about his past. I was so, so-"
 * ???: "Insensitive? Pig-headed? Egotistical? A dumb broad?"
 * AJ: "Yeah, those things, I-"
 * Discord appeared with confetti!
 * Discord: "SURPRISE?!" (AJ screams, bumping into Rarity and messing up her hair)
 * Rarity: AHH!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
 * AJ: (Sighs) Still being the comedic jerk you are after your so-called 'discrimination'?
 * Discord: Yeah, I got over it rather quickly. I didn't go away entirely. I was just watching how you handled that fanboy Cyclops, and...(Scoffs) If I didn't know any better, I could've sworn I noticed Taiku staring at you like he's attra--
 * Taiku: LET'S JUST STAY FOCUSED ON THE PLAN HERE, OKAY?!?
 * AJ: He's right, there's no time for topsy-turvy nonsense from Discord. If you've gotten over what I've said to you, are you willing to help us save...whoever we have to save?
 * Discord: I'm with you like stink on poo!
 * Pinkie: EWWWW!!!
 * Discord: Well, judging by the armor you've got, I expect you're gonna disguise yourselves as Orclins or Trorcs and sneak inside Mandranoss' base. So...(Snaps, and transforms Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and AJ into Orclins, and Taiku and Flash into Trorcs, and magically puts their armor on. Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Flash struggle with their new bodies while AJ and Taiku are just fine)
 * AJ: Well, I may be an ugly abomination, but at least I have 2 legs and opposable thumbs again.
 * Applejack: Easy for YOU to say! How in the name of Lauren Faust am I supposed to run around with just 2 legs. (Falls on her butt) OOF!
 * Rainbow Dash: I agree, we aren't used to having 2 legs like you are. (Falls on her chest) OOF! How long does it take for you humans to learn how to walk with just 2 legs?
 * AJ: Well, babies don't learn how to walk until they're a year in a half old after birth, so there's little chance you might get the hang of it.
 * Applejack: Son of a rotten apple!
 * AJ: Okay, just try and keep your balance. Get up slowly, and stabilize yourself.
 * Rainbow Dash: How do we--
 * AJ: JUST DO IT!!! (The 3 get up on their 2 legs, wobble a bit, but manage to get the hang of it) See, now was THAT so hard?
 * Flash: Well, I'm sure it'll be easy for us to walk to the same effect--(Tries walking, but falls flat on his face) OOF!
 * AJ:...(Sighs) This is gonna take a while.
 * Rarity: "There is also this issue: Orclins and Trorcs are not capable of intelligent speech. Well, I heard they used to, but Celestia's curse on them turned them into tribal beasts that they mostly just grunt, growl, and screech alot, espeically the Orclins. It's like they're part banshees!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "THAT clearly can't be that hard! (Grunts like a beast, and screams alot!)"
 * AJ: "Ok.... EVEN more work then I thought."
 * Discord: Not to worry. I already made sure you knew their caveman-like language. You can automatically switch to it when you come in contact with a real Orclin or Trorc. I'll give you an example with a realistic Trorc magic hologram. (Snaps, and creates a magic hologram of a Trorc)
 * Trorc Hologram: ("Who the hell are you bastards?!?")
 * Rainbow Dash: ("Wow, does he have a potty--wait, I can understand you! Wait, why am I speaking like this?!?")
 * Fluttershy: (Laughs a bit)
 * AJ: ("Oh my God, this is so freaky!")
 * Discord: See? (Makes the hologram disappear)
 * Rainbow Dash:...Mother--Oh, thank Celestia, I can speak again! (Fluttershy giggles)
 * AJ: Well, it IS pretty funny. At least the caveman-talk thing is fixed.
 * Discord: I should also let you know that I've been spying on Mandranoss while you were planning to handle Maracron. I think they might be on your case since they know you're planning to disguise yourselves as Trorcs and Orclins.
 * All: WHAT?!?
 * Discord: But don't worry. The Orclins and Trorcs themselves are too stupid to remember that. You'll get in even with their knowledge of your plan.
 * AJ: "Ok, so, we just have to avoid Mandronoss and Sunset then."
 * Taiku: "Yeah, but we also need to keep them distracted so much, they end up lose focus about our attempt and focus on the distraction..."
 * Discord: "Allow me. I am a MASTER, of being distracting! Those pinheads will be too furious about my antics to even remember you guys!"
 * AJ: "Discord, that's too dangerious!"
 * Discord: "Well, I am one of the few things in Equestia argueably capable enough to last at least an hour against that beastly orc! I might as well. Consider it as my make-up for a pointless and un0nessersary hissy-fit."
 * Rarity: "We may as well darling, Discord's many imfamous traits include stubberness, and stating the painfully obvious truth."
 * AJ: "... Ok."
 * Fryon: "May I ask one thing? If your gonna make sure this works, wouldn't it be the smartest idea in the world to stop that Orclin spy over there?"
 * Fryon points to an Orclin behind a rock!
 * the Orclin freaked out and made a run for it!
 * Taiku: "Get him!"
 * Orclin: ("LET ME GO, YOU INSOLENT WORMS!!!")
 * AJ: ("Shut your trap, ugly! We're not gonna let you expose anything to your masters.")
 * Applejack: ("I find it odd talking in the Trorc and Orclin's slang. It makes me sound...like a retard.")
 * AJ: ("Well, that's basically what they are. Retards.")
 * Rarity: How are we gonna understand our disguised friends now that an Orclin's here, and their languages are automatically switched?
 * Discord: Well, I suppose it's time we all should get started. (Snaps, and makes a duplicate of himself)
 * Discord #2: While I keep an eye on these guys. (The two Discords high-five each other)
 * Fluttershy: "Well, we better hurry, cause, I don't think even the BAD guys are safe from Mandranoss!"
 * Everyone sees a Patrol of Orclins and Trorcs having captured the Chimera and the rest of the Grython Family, and are seen transporting them to Mandronoss's fortress.
 * Skales: "I blame YOU guys, for getting me caught?!"
 * Baalock: "Oh hell no, you were the one sleeping?!"
 * Leo's mouth still had a chear in it, so all was heard was muffles.
 * Heater: "Ok, so we cal all agree..... It was Mag's fault."
 * Mag: "Hey! Don't blame this on me, fatass!"
 * Locust: "Please, this isn't the time to argue!"
 * Heist: "Well at least they didn't capture the Evil Monkey." (The Evil Monkey appears from a bush, and points sinisterly at him) AARRGGHH!!!
 * AJ:...Yep, they're ripoffs of the Griffins on Family Guy.
 * Pinkie: The show stars griffins? Wow, your kind must be getting more into us than ever.
 * AJ: No, no, Griffin is the family's last name. Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, 6 Griffins.
 * Rainbow Dash: Wow, they really ARE ripoffs.
 * Flash: But let's just get focused on the mission here.
 * AJ: Right. The sooner I can get home and save my father, the better. Beam us up, Scotty! (Discord, already understanding what that means after the last time she said it, teleports all of them except his clone, who watches Slewie, Fryon, and the Orclin spy)
 * Slewie: HEY, DON'T YOU LEAVE US WITH THIS MAGICAL MUTATED BASTARD!!! HE'LL DO GOD KNOWS WHAT WITH US!!! GET BACK HERE YOU MEATSACKS!!! I'LL CHEW THROUGH THESE BARS!!! AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!
 * Fryon: Slewie, will you chill out already? Yelling will get us nowhere.
 * Slewie: ".... Blast! This is more embarrising then the time a pony named Misguided Gesture tried to earn the affections of a dragon."
 * Slewie: "TRUST ME, YOU DO NOT WANNA SEE IT?! It gets messy."
 * The Patrol that captured the Chimera and the Grythons are seen entering it after they got the approveal from the gate watch.
 * Heater: So where are they taking us?
 * Locust: I have no clue. But wherever it is, it CANNOT be good. (They go inside, and behind some bushes, the heroes are teleported)
 * Discord: Well, here we are. (Everyone takes a look at the place)
 * AJ: Damn, that's bigger than my high school. And trust me, it was REALLY big.
 * Applejack: (To Taiku) So what's the play, Sarge?
 * Taiku: Well, we're gonna have to be sneaky and quick about this. Plus, we'll need someone who's good with magic to help us. Discord, am I still able to use my magic?
 * Discord: Well, duh. You were a dragon who could master magic with your bare hands. You can still use it.
 * Taiku: And you're gonna be providing a distraction for Mandranoss and Sunset?
 * Discord: Yeah, that's what I said, right?
 * Taiku: And how will you do that?
 * Discord: Just trust me on this one.
 * Rainbow Dash: I find that hard to do for YOUR standards.
 * AJ: Let's just trust him on this. He handled them before, he can do it again. Now are we gonna get this party started or what?
 * Pinkie: OOH, I LOVE PARTIES--(AJ puts her hand on her mouth)
 * AJ: Quiet! You don't want to alert them! (Lets go) Alright, I think it's about time we get it over with. Is everypony ready? Oh, wait, did I actually say that? Doesn't matter, here we go. (The 5 disguised heroes come out of their hiding spots)
 * Discord: Well, I guess I should do MY part, too.
 * Fluttershy: What about the rest of us?
 * Flash: "Obviously, the Enchanted, snail/slug buddies have to lay low to keep the Harmony stone safe. The rest of you will have to play prisoners. It might incrise our chances of earning their trust. We might also have to, cage you, be alittle mean to you to make it more convincing, so, just alittle prior warning."
 * Applejack: "Think you could handle it Fluttershy?"
 * Fluttershy: I don't know.
 * AJ: You COULD make it more convincing by pretending to cry.
 * Fluttershy: How am I supposed to cry right now?
 * Discord: Well, I saw one of the Orclins eating some squirrel while I was spying on them.
 * Applejack: Uh-oh.
 * Discord: Not to mention the fact that they eat a LOT of animals for dinner. They consider HUNDREDS of woodland critters delicacies. They think a rabbit's ears taste like chicken with ketchup on it. They even eat bears because they say their organs taste like candy, cheese, chocolate, or pizza. (As he continues, Fluttershy is unable to handle the pressure, and her eyes begin watering)
 * Applejack: Uh, Discord, I don't think that's a good idea.
 * Discord: And don't get me started on how they think that Breezies taste like Smurfs.
 * Fluttershy: (Starts crying)
 * AJ:...Well...that was a bit harsh.
 * Discord: It worked, didn't it? Besides, most of what I said wasn't true.
 * Fluttershy: *Sniff* Those poor things! (Cries)
 * Discord: It'll be alright, buddy. Just keep it up. It'll trigger the Orclins and Trorc's stupidity.
 * Taiku: Okay, seriously, that was cruel!
 * Discord: Are we gonna just stand here bickering, or are we gonna get going? We've got fish to fry here! (Fluttershy cries harder)
 * Rarity: When this is over, we need to have a nice long chat about respect for one's beliefs!
 * Discord: Just go!
 * Two Orclin guards were having thumb wrestling.
 * Orclin #1: ("I WIN AGAIN!!!")
 * Orclin #2: ("DAMMIT! How come you always win?")
 * Orclin #1: ("Because I'm cool. You're not. Get over it.") (Suddenly, they hear Fluttershy's crying) ("WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?")
 * Orclin #2: ("I don't know! It sounds like an injured Chubacabra.")
 * Applejack: ("HEY!") (The Orclins see them carrying Fluttershy and Pinkie in a cage. Fluttershy is still crying) ("We got some more prisoners for you.")
 * Orclin #2: ("Duh, go right ahead.") (They let them inside, opening the drawbridge, and letting the disguised heroes inside)
 * Rainbow Dash: ("SHUT YOUR TRAP, YOU BIG DUMB MULE!!!")
 * Rarity: I'm sure glad I can't understand you guys.
 * Flash:...It worked. They bought it.
 * Rarity: Now I can.
 * Taiku: (Wants to look at AJ, but realizes she's not in her pony form) Ugh!
 * AJ: Well, at least things are finally standing up for once. Nobody will suspect.
 * Fluttershy: (Actually manages to calm down, but then she sees Orclins and Trorcs eating a buffet of animals, causing her to start crying again)
 * (Twilight): I'm at least glad Fluttershy got tuckered out a couple of minutes ago, so she won't have to feel the pain of these parts of the story. (Fluttershy is sound asleep)
 * (Max Cat): Amen.
 * (Po): "Word of advice Twi. When Flutters asks for the story to be retold, you may want to, obscure those parts out. Trust me on that."
 * (Twilight): Trust me, I'm not her friend for nothing. I'll just say Discord used a mind-spell on her to make her cry.
 * (Discord): Yeah, that's better.
 * AJ: So, where do you think we'll find your friends, Taiku?
 * Taiku: I don't know yet. But I guess it's okay that we can ask for some help because the guards are idiots.
 * AJ: Good idea. (To some Trorc guards) ("Excuse me, guys?")
 * Trorc #1: ("State your business!")
 * Flash: ("Prisoner transfer. We are looking for the dungeon so we can dump these mules!")
 * AJ: ("So would you be so kind as to tell us where that is?")
 * Trorc #2: ("...Go downstairs, and keep going left twice.")
 * Taiku: ("Thanks.") (They go down the hall)...So they said to go downstairs and keep going to the left twice. That shouldn't be too hard.
 * AJ: I sure hope this 'Twilight' girl is okay. I'd hate to hear what she's been through while she was imprisoned here.
 * Taiku: Oh, trust me, she's been through missions that changed her much more than what you'd imagine they did to her here.
 * AJ: What happened?
 * Taiku: Now's not the time for talking. Let's get moving. (They all head down the hall as Fluttershy continues crying)
 * Discord: (Flies through the sky and reaches the window, peeking to see Mandranoss and Sunset speaking with each other) There you are...
 * Sunset: "It's been forever since we heard of the spy! Somethng has happened!"
 * Mandronoss: "Well it's safe to assumed it was that idiot Maracron. He has the hapit to steal our weapons to sell on FillEbay."
 * Sunset: "The spy doesn't HAVE a weapon! Not even so much as a plastic spoon!"
 * Mandronoss: ".... Oh. Maybe it was, the local Chimera?"
 * Orclin: ("Your highness? We caught sthe Chimera. The creature and those annoying Grythons are being sent to the prison as we speak.")
 * Mandranoss:...On the other hand...It might be Twilight's friends. They must be arriving soon.
 * Sunset: Well, then we'll need to keep an eye out for them. They might be planning to go to the dungeon. We need to get down there! The guards down there are too stupid to help us. (Suddenly, a chandelier falls on her) OUMPH!!!
 * Mandranoss: What the hell?!? (Discord snickers) I think the handymen forgot to fix the screws on the chandelier.
 * Sunset: I'm pretty sure they did that.
 * Mandronoss: "Well I'm sure nothing else can happ-"
 * Mandronoos turns into a very ugly orc duck!
 * Mandronoss: "QUACK! QUACK?!" (Discord snickers)
 * Sunset: ALRIGHT, WHOEVER IS MESSING WITH MANDRANOSS BETTER CUT IT OUT--(Turns into a donkey)...OH MY GOD, I'M A JACKASS!!! (All the Orclins and Trorcs that heard that start laughing) SHUT UP!!! (Discord snickers harder, then turns Sunset into a dog)...AHH, NOW I'M A DOG!!!
 * Orclin: ("Duh, I think the correct term would be...(Scoffs) BITCH!!!") (All the Orclins and Trorcs laugh again, and Discord tries holding in his laughter)
 * Sunset:...(Shrugs) There's only one pony who screws us around with magic! DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRDDD!!!
 * Discord's Voice: (His laugh is heard in the room) Oh, come now, Sunset. We all gotta laugh at ourselves every once in a while. (Laughs)
 * Sunset: ALRIGHT, YOU DOUCHE!!! BRING MANDRANOSS BACK, AND CHANGE ME BACK RIGHT NOW!!! (Discord changes Mandranoss back)
 * Mandranoss: What the--Wha...DISCORD!!! I KNOW YOU'RE HERE!!! I RECOGNIZE YOUR MAGIC PRANKS ANYWHERE!!!
 * Sunset: NOW WHAT ABOUT ME?!?
 * Discord's Voice: You'll have to catch me first, BITCH!!! (Laughs, and teleports in front of them, dressed as Clint Eastwood, carrying a gun)
 * Discord: You just gotta ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky?...Well...DO YA'...PUNK?!? (Sunset and Mandranoss are scared of the gun, but then it turns out to be a joke gun as Discord fires, and a flag that says 'Bang' is seen, and Discord chuckles)
 * Sunset: GET THAT DRAMA KING!!! (Mandranoss and Sunset pounce towards him, but Discord teleports away before they can catch him)
 * Discord: Nice miss! (Raspberries at them)
 * Orclins with Arrows appeared, and fired, only for Discord to relect it back at them with a randomly appeared mirror sheild, that kills the Orclins on contact!
 * A Trorc witha club charges forth, roaring!
 * Discord kicks it in the crouch, the Trorc roars in pain, high-pitched, then Discord uppercuts it through the celing, sent flying as a Goofy scream was heard!
 * An Orclin assassin brings out a dagger, but Discord materialises a frying pan out of nowhere, and smacks the assassin across the face!
 * Mandronoss gets to a speaker!
 * Mandronoss: "NOW HEAR THIS?! ALL GUARDS BUT THE PRISON WARDENS, REPORT TO THE THROWNROOM AT ONCE?! THAT TRAITOR DISCORD IS HERE?! HE MUST BE CAPTURED AND DEFEATED!?"
 * As our heroes are about to get to the prison, they see an onbarage of Orclins and Trorcs charging past them!
 * They waited until the onslaught as left!
 * Rarity: "Something tells me Discord has done an impressive job getting Mandronoss's and Sunset's attention."
 * Taiku: "But only for so long! It'll only be a matter of time before Mandron-ass desides to get the grand army involved! Come on!"
 * Trixie: "Look! I think there's a big fight happening in that orc's thrownroom! There's like, Trorcs and Orclins being tossed alover the place!"
 * Heater: "Oh, my god! Who, the hell, cares?!"
 * Baalock: "Not us, that's for sure."
 * Twilght: "Don't you guys get it? That means, my firends must be coming!"
 * Heist: "EW?! That's gross!"
 * Mag: "That's come with an "O", not "U", dumbass!"
 * Buffo: "I never doubted them for a second!"
 * Twilight: "...... I'm still mad at you for exposing my friends to Mandronoss!"
 * Buffo: "Oh come on, I may be a cowerd, but I'm a smart cowerd!"
 * Mag: "I thought Minotaurs were suppose to be brave."
 * Buffo: Shut up, ugly! (Suddenly, some people are heard coming towards them, and the heroes finally appear, with Fluttershy still sobbing a bit)
 * Taiku: Twilight!
 * Twilight: Taiku? You're a...
 * AJ: Disguised as one of those ugly bastards?
 * Twilight:...Uh...who is that? I don't recognize her from the group.
 * AJ: My name is AJ. I'll explain everything to you as soon as we get you out.
 * Twilight: Be careful! It's magic-proof! It'll fry anypony who uses magic to open the cell.
 * Taiku: DAMN, I hate those kinds of cells. They're EXTREMELY hard to open.
 * Flash: What did they do to you here?
 * Twilight: It was terrible. But now's not the time for that. Help us out of here.
 * Taiku: Does anypony have any ideas how to break this thing open without magic?
 * Applejack: Please, I am the MASTER of breaking things without magic. (Suddenly remembers she doesn't have her apple-bucking legs)...Shoot!
 * Rainbow Dash sees Buffo, and gets angry!
 * Rainbow Dash: "BUFFO?! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE?! HERE?!"
 * Buffo: "Uh, am I seeing things, or is that Orclin talking to me....? And might, actselly be female?"
 * Baalock: "I think we have previously established they're not real Orclins and Trorcs."
 * Buffo: "Wait..... That voice.... THE RAINBOW PONY?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You didn't answer my question, bull-head! What're you doing here?!"
 * Buffo: (Screams like a girl) Please don't hurt me! I have a wife and kids, and I need money to save her from anorexia! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:...Uh...what the hell are you talking about?
 * Locust: Oh, don't mind him. He's just stupid. By the way, have any of you seen Fryon and Slewie? I think they went to patrol the area, but I couldn't find him.
 * Taiku: Oh, we're taking good care of them.
 * All Grythons: WHAT?!?
 * Twilight: Uh, Fluttershy, why are you crying?
 * AJ: Well, we had to find a way for her to cry so we can tap into the Orclin and Trorc's stupidity, so...well...it's best if I don't tell you how we got that to happen.
 * Twilight:...You mentioned animals being eaten in front of her, didn't you? (Fluttershy begins crying again)
 * Flash: Okay, Fluttershy, you can stop crying now! We've already found Twilight and the others.
 * AJ: FYI, WE didn't do it. Your buddy Discord did.
 * Twilight:...(Turns red as a kettle sound is heard)...DISCORD DID IT TO HER?!?
 * Taiku: Twilight, calm down! We need to get out of here, THEN you can release a stress overload.
 * Twilight:...Alright. But I am gonna buck Discord in the crotch for this!
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, I for one would like to get some PAYBACK ON THIS MINOTAUR BULLSPIT FOR THREATENING LIGHTNING DUST'S RACING STREAK!!!
 * Applejack: Rainbow Dash, no! (Rainbow Dash angrily uses her arms to rip the cell bars open, and the magic barrier zaps her, and changes her back into a pony)
 * Twilight/Gilda/Fluttershy: RAINBOW DASH!!!
 * Taiku: She touched the magic barrier, and hurt herself!
 * Flash: Is she gonna be okay?
 * Buffo: I sure hope not. (Twilight kicks him in the crotch) AAARRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!! MY BELLS!!!
 * Trixie: But at least she got the cell open. Who knew she had such incredible strength?
 * Footsteps are heard.
 * Taiku: "The prison guards! Exiting covertly's no longer an opition! We have to get out of here, period!"
 * Twilight: "Leave the prison guards to me!"
 * A Skinny Orclin and a Trorc are seen heading torwords the prison.
 * They enter, and found the broekn cell, and absience of prisoners.
 * This made them concerned, and began to investigate the area.
 * Twilight: (She and the others have turned invisible, and wait until the Orclin and Trorc enter the cell. Then they magically repair the broken cell, and leave the guards locked up as they grunt angrily) See? Gets them every time.
 * AJ: Clever strategy, Twi.
 * Twilight: Actually, I've used it many times before, and it NEVER gets old. Now come on! We have to stop Sunset!
 * Taiku: Hold on there, 8-ball! You can't just run up to Sunset, and expect to defeat her (Snaps) just like that! If she was so clever to trap you like that, then she'll surely have the upper hand. We need to plan this out before we can engage her. And that means we have to get back to my cave, and formulate a plan of attack.
 * AJ: He's right, Twilight. If we just charged up to her like a herd of angry rhinos, we'd be as dumb as the Orclins and Trorcs. We need to get out of here!
 * Twilight:...You're right. Let's go. Where's Discord?
 * Pinkie: He's up in Mandranoss' throne room annoying the topsy-turvy out of him and Sunset.
 * Gilda: Then let's get him, and get the hell out of here!
 * Discord was seen going jackie chan on the Orclins and Trorcs!
 * Discord: "Discord is-a kung fu fight-ding?! Wa-wha wha wha-wa wa wa! His fists are fast as lightning! Na-na-na-na-na nah!"
 * Discord resumed singing as he was smacking Orclins and Trorcs around like nothing!
 * Sunset: "His powers are too unpredictable?! He beats up the guards like nothing!"
 * Mandronoss: "ENOUGH!"
 * the guards halted in confusion.
 * Discord shared this as well.
 * Mandronoss: "Perhaps we were abit rude before. We forgot he was an old friend.... Or better yet.... What do you call someone who you known for a long time and WANTED TO DESTROY?!"
 * Mandronoss fired rays of magic at Discord, which he started to dodged as he began to dance like a ballerina!
 * Mandronoss: "Enough of your silliness, and fight me already?!"
 * Discord (talking like a british man): "Very well, we shall settle this, like gent-tell-men. (Brings out a fencing sword) Enguarde, toushe! Clishe!"
 * Mandronoss battled Discord with the staff of Mandronoss as the remaining Orclins and Trorcs cheered on!
 * Discord: Thrust, thrust, parry, JINX! (Lashes at Mandranoss' face with his tail, and blinds him, leading to a blast to the wall) Ha-HAH! Discord wins again! When you mess with the Diss, you fall down like piss! (Magically creates duplicates of himself, which cheer for him in an audience) Thank you, thank you very much! Adios, amigo! (Snaps, and teleports away)
 * Mandranoss:...GOD, he is annoying!
 * Sunset: What was he here for, anyway? It's like he was stalling us so we could be...distracted...OH, SNAP-CAKES!!!
 * Sunset: (She and Mandranoss make it to the dungeon, and find the Orclin and Trorc guards locked up in Twilight's cell) NO! IT'S ALL BEEN A DIVERSION!!! (Calms down) Well, not to worry. I left a special surprise for such an occasion. Twilight will be so haunted, she won't dare leave this place.
 * Mandranoss: What did you do?
 * Sunset: I placed a curse on her that tormented her mind with her worst fears whenever she leaves the fortress. She'll be so scared, she'll be back in our clutches. (Laughs) Thank Celestia King Sombra was a great challenge to her. I can ALWAYS use that as an advantage. (Both he and Mandranoss cackle, but Discord has seen everything, and teleports away)
 * Twilight: Finally! We made it!
 * AJ: Alright, let's get going! I have a world AND a father to save!
 * ???: WAIT! (Discord appears) There's something I need to tell you about Twilight!
 * Twilight: Oh, sure, after how you hurt Fluttershy's feelings?
 * Taiku: Twilight, he might have something very important.
 * Twilight: Oh, please, like anything's gonna happen as soon as I step off this drawbri--(As she does that, her mind gets attacked with another vision)
 * (Icky): "Ok, NOW THAT IS JUST CHEATING?!)"
 * Twilight: "What the?! Where am I? An endless black abiss?"
 * Celestia: No. This is Canterlot. And it's all because of you. (Appears from out of the blackness)
 * Twilight: What do you mean all because of me?
 * Celestia: Thanks to your reckless mistakes, Sombra has taken over Equestria, and even I have been enslaved. Everypony in Equestria has been enslaved. Your friends have left, and never want to see you again because of you choosing the good of Equestria over them. But you should've realized that Sombra tricked you. Now Equestria is doomed into total darkness. You are finished being my faithful warrior.
 * Twilight:...But...what do I do now?
 * Celestia: Why should I care? You're no longer important to me. (Leaves)
 * Twilight:...(A tear sheds from her eye)
 * Twilight:...(Panics, and backs off back into the fortress sobbing)
 * Taiku: TWILIGHT, WAIT!!! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
 * Discord: That's what I was trying to tell you! Sunset placed a curse on her that keeps her from leaving the place.
 * Taiku: "I am not gonna let Sunset cheat her way to keep Twilight!"
 * Taiku went back to Twilight, and gave her a very strong curse cure!
 * Twilight then gets another vision!
 * Twilight: "Canterlot again?"
 * ???: "Twilight."
 * Twilight sees another, less mean Celestia.
 * Celestia: "Your vulerable abilites to dark magic are being used against you. Sunset has cursed you to being unable to leave the palace. Taiku is already curing you, but you must also help him, by conguring your own fears.... That may mean having to remebrace this!"
 * Celestia casted out a dark magic spell!
 * Suddenly, Celestia disappears, and King Sombra appears.
 * King Sombra: "You robbed me of my empire! And now, I'll rob you, (turns into a darkness dragon) OF YOUR VERY LIFE?!"
 * The Sombra Dragon Menacingly approuched.
 * Celestia's voice: "You don't have to truely embraced dark magic, but you must learn to balence darkness and light togather, and become a force stronger then any evil. You must raise above Sunset's malmitulation."
 * Twilight: I don't know how I am supposed to do that.
 * Celestia's Voice: Despite what you might think, this is NOT a black magic mental attack. That would've been worse than Sunset's mental attacks. So remember your occlumency training. Use your fondest memories to break out of this mental attack.
 * Twilight:...Okay, I'll try. (Uses her magic to remember the first time she met her friends, and defeated Nightmare Moon. This creates a blast that deals damage to Dragon Sombra)
 * King Sombra: AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!
 * Twilight: It worked! (Sombra then uses a mental attack, but Twilight is able to shield herself from it by using her memory of becoming friends with Taiku)
 * King Sombra: NO!! NOOOO!!!
 * Twilight: (Remembers the time she and her friends discovered their cutie mark origins, and that creates an energy blast that not only hurts Dragon Sombra, but creates cracks in the dark subconscious)
 * Celestia's Voice: Keep going. Your memories are allowing you to break free of Sunset's control.
 * Twilight: Got it!
 * Taiku: (In reality, Twilight is struggling and sobbing on the ground, but is getting calmer as she mentally fights her fears) C'mon, Twi, you can do it.
 * Twilight: (Remembers the time she defeated and reformed Discord, and this shields her from another mental attack from Sombra, and cracks the vision more)
 * King Sombra: NO! STOP!!!
 * Twilight: (Remembers how she first met Flash, and how they fell in love. This does a deal of damage so hard, that it consumes Dragon Sombra in an aura of light magic)
 * King Sombra: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Turns into shadow, and disappears, and the vision cracks open, consuming everything in white light)
 * Taiku: (Twilight's eyes become white)...It's working!
 * Twilight: (Her mind goes back to her body, and the vision shatters, and she goes back to normal)...(Pants)...What happened?!?
 * Discord: Sunset placed a mental attack on you to prevent you from leaving. The dirty cheater.
 * Taiku: Regardless, you're safe now. The curse is gone.
 * Sunset: (Seeing everything from the top of a tower) WHAT?!? NO!!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!
 * Twilight: Let's get out of here! (The heroes run out of the fortress, and they teleport away just before they are caught by the Orclins and Trorcs)
 * Sunset: (Her eyes twitch)...
 * Mandranoss: Uh, Sunset? Are you okay?
 * Sunset:...No big deal. We'll get them. I still can't believe I forgot to give them that info-locking curse so they wouldn't reveal anything. (Shrugs) But it's no big deal. That Amulet, the human, and the Harmony Stone will soon be ours. I want their location as soon as we get it!
 * Mandranoss: Got it. This time, we're showing no mercy!
 * Applejack: (All the disguised heroes are back to their pony and dragon selves, and Applejack sees Twilight crying near a tree)...Wow, Twilight must be taking that curse really hard.
 * AJ: That must've been horrible to see.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, trust me, that wasn't the worse thing she's been through.
 * Buffo: (He and the rest of the Grythons are locked up in the same cage Fryon, Slewie, and the Orclin spy is in) LET US GO, YOU HORSE ASSES!!!
 * Discord: Shut up, scumbag! (Smacks Buffo in the nose)
 * Buffo: OW!!!
 * Twilight: (Sobbing) What am I supposed to do? Sunset's probably waiting to place another mental curse on me, and it might be hard to fight it by myself.
 * Taiku: You're still scared?
 * Twilight: Well, if you hadn't been along, I would've failed easily. The visions only get worse the more times it happen.
 * Taiku: Well, don't worry. We have the Prophecy to help us. This human I sent here by accident may not be perfect, but the Owls said she's the one who will save us all, so she's the best help we've got.
 * Twilight: That may be true, but she might need some help, too. What if SHE gets a mental attack? I'm sure SHE has fears of her own.
 * AJ: Who, me? Don't be silly. I'm not afraid of anything.
 * Twilight: What about your father?
 * AJ:...Oh. Yeah, I'm a little scared. He's stuck in an insane asylum, and I need to get this aura process perfect so I can get my human parts back, and prove to everyone in my world that my father was right about this place. And this portal that the Owls told me about might be the key to helping me do just that.
 * Twilight: Well, what if Sunset uses THAT against you? The mental attacks read your mind in order for the attack to work. It can use any fear against anypony. It's one of the most prohibited spells in the book.
 * Discord: But I think I should go comfort Fluttershy since I owe her an apology.
 * Rainbow Dash: Damn right, you do. You have no idea how long she cried the last time she heard such negative words about animals. Everypony in Ponyville could hear her. It was ANNOYING! She hates ALL animal memes.
 * Discord: I know, but how else were we gonna get her to cry, by stomping her hoof? I wouldn't do that to her. She's the closest friend I ever had since I left that Mandranoss douche! I may still be a jerk, but I'm not THAT much of a jerk. I would NEVER go too far. If I said something even worse such as extinctions or deforestation, THAT would be going too far.
 * Rainbow Dash: Still, you owe her an apology!
 * Discord: I know! That's what I said. (Teleports to Fluttershy)
 * Twilight:...Still, I don't know if I can take another one of Sunset's mental attacks. I have no doubt the next one I have will be much worse than the last ones Sunset gave me. They keep making me fear that the visions I've had will inevitably come true.
 * Taiku: That's what Sunset WANTS you to think, Twilight! She already knows about your vision, and wants to use it against you. I mean, King Sombra did the same thing to find out YOUR weaknesses, and used them against you. You thought you would be defeated, yet you weren't because you had help. You'll ALWAYS have help as long as you have friends.
 * AJ: Who is this 'King Sombra' guy you're talking about?
 * Twilight:...I don't wanna talk about it.
 * AJ: C'mon. It won't really hurt to tell me.
 * Twilight:...Alright. He's this unicorn I fought against not too long ago. He had power that was incredibly challenging to me. His knowledge of black magic was something I couldn't handle if it wasn't for my friends. I was scared for not only my life, but for everypony else I cared about. Black magic is extremely dangerous not only for how addictive and powerful it is, but for what it will cause to you in the future. It uses your hatred and fear to your advantage, and can render even the bravest of heroes weak.
 * AJ: Well, what happened?
 * Twilight:...Well, I guess she needs a full explanation. It all started when Celestia called me to Canterlot for a mission...
 * Pinkie: "You might need to sit doen for this, Human AJ."
 * (Twilight): I was told that a historic city called The Crystal Empire, had returned after years of being lost, and that this evil unicorn named King Sombra, whose heart was 'black as night', as Celestia said, had planned to enslave it's inhabitants with his black magic powers, but he was turned into shadow and banished in the Frozen North, but not before he cast a curse on the Empire, which made it disappear into thin air. I was told that during that time, the Empire was the source of all of Equestria's hope and love, and if it were to be taken over by Sombra's black magic, so would Equestria. I knew I couldn't fail this fight. In fact, I was actually confident that I would win the fight in a couple of hours. But boy, was I in the worse surprise of my life. I reached the location, but I was consumed by a dark shadow. At first it looked fine, but then I saw these big green eyes staring at me. I felt that he was doing something to my mind, so I ran away, and caught up with my friends. I found out my sister-in-law, Cadance, and my brother, Shining Armor, were keeping the Empire shielded from Sombra with a magic force field, but it was weakening slowly. I could just feel the evil that consumed the place. Everypony there was depressed and had no memory of their own Empire. I knew right then that this would never be like the last foes I fought against. In fact, I had no idea that while Sombra was holding me outside the Empire, he was actually looking in my mind, raiding it for anything useful. And boy, did he find the perfect one. He discovered all my weaknesses, my strengths, and those I care about. He learned about my stress issues, he learned how I met my friends and Taiku, he learned about my anxiety and he even learned my position as Celestia's top protégé and warrior. I was able to learn a few things about the Empire, but there was one thing I was unable to see. The Crystal Heart. The relic that fueled the Empire's ability to spread love and hope throughout Equestria, and that Sombra had hidden it someplace where nopony could ever find it. I had to act fast after the shield was seconds until disappearing. I took Spike with me and I discovered how to activate a secret hatch near Sombra's old throne with a black magic trick I learned from Celestia. But on the bottom of a wide staircase, I discovered an intimidating door. I used the black trick on it, only to get the first vision that made me figure that I needed to win this fight. It lead me straight back into the Canterlot Throne Room, where Celestia told me that I failed to stop Sombra, and that I was no longer her protégé and warrior. Even my friends were angry at me, and they renounced their friendships with me. It wasn't until Spike woke me up from the vision that I realized that this was one of Sombra's traps, leading to my worst fears. So I used a light magic spell, and it lead me up this endless staircase. God knows how LONG it took for me to get to the top. And on the top was the Crystal Heart. But I failed to realize that the shield has already gone down, and Sombra was on his way for me. I tried to get the Crystal Heart, but I was too late. He trapped me inside a black shield, and began doing his worst on me. He used multiple mental attacks on me that I couldn't handle. They all got worse and worse the more they happened. But luckily, Spike was able to sneak off with the Crystal Heart, stopping Sombra in his tracks. He released me, and let me tell you, I was screwed. I just sat there bursting with tears after seeing the worse things that could EVER happen to me. But I took the time to reunite with my friends, but Sombra had already captured the Crystal Heart, and was ready to begin his plan. He stopped me from stopping him by attacking me with more mental attacks. This time, it was worse. This was not only a mental attack, but it was a mind-control attack. My friends said that I started attacking them because I only heard them saying that they hated me, and wished they never met me, and wanted Celestia to abandon her because they all accused me of being a stressed out anxious pony. It made me angrier and angrier. But I was apparently lucky because Sombra was no doubt focusing on me, allowing Rainbow Dash to sneak the Crystal Heart away from Sombra's grasp, and get it to work, making all the ponies in the Empire use their hope to fuel it, and not only defeat Sombra, but save me from the black mind-control curse. And I cannot TELL you how guilty I felt. I was incredibly scared. I was so angered by how much Sombra let my thoughts betray me, that I felt like it almost cost me everything. But I was at least relieved that Celestia was able to forgive my actions and understand my fears because it wasn't entirely my fault. Sombra knew what made me angry and what made me sad, and he used them against me, and enjoyed all the misery he put me in.
 * AJ: "GOOD LORD!? That psycopath isn't still around, is he?!"
 * Taiku: No, AJ. Sombra's long gone now. It's Sunset and Mandoross I'm really worryed about.
 * AJ: "Oh thank god. Two psycotic power hungery crazos are enough!"
 * Twilight: If it wasn't for outside help, I would never have won that battle. Every single vision I saw was heart-scarring! Getting worse and worse. All the possible scenarios that I could face in the future were haunting me. I saw Celestia scolding me for falling for a trick from Sombra that I could've seen, I saw my friends saying mean things to me, I saw Taiku taking my place as Celestia's protégé and warrior, I saw everypony banishing me from Ponyville, but the absolutely worse vision was the one that I swore never to say to anyone was terrible. But now, for the sake of adding more drama to this story, I'm gonna say it! I SAW THAT I HAD BECOME AN EVIL VENGEFUL WITCH, TORTURING ALL OF MY FRIENDS, TORTURING TAIKU, TORTURING EVERYPONY IN PONYVILLE, AND TORTURING CELESTIA AND LUNA!!! (Everyone gasps, and Twilight falls to the ground crying)
 * AJ: Holy balls!!! He really IS a psychopath!
 * (Po): Yikes!
 * (Discord): Wow...I think that's was a bit too far.
 * (Twilight): Well, to be completely honest, that's what happened during one of the nightmares I had when I was banished in the Rise of the Guardians world with Taiku during Eagle Beak's mad attempt to counter the return of Nightmare Moon.
 * (Applejack): Yeah, I have to admit, it's absolutely sadistic.
 * (Spongebob) At least we know what happened to Eagle Beak after his mistake of sending Twilight and Taiku to the Guardian's home world.
 * (Twilight): "Aside from banishment, I had no true idea what became of Eagle-Beak afterwords. His fate from then on was, a complete mystery."
 * (Icky): "Well, the best we can assume the guy died from getting old or some kind of desise."
 * (Twilight): "Celestia, doesn't want to think that. She still thinks there's some good inside of him... I think it's because she was great friends with many of Eagle-Beak's presendents."
 * (Skipper): "Wishful thinking, Twily. But let's face facts. There's no indecation that someone like that maniacal hybreed would ever be able to be good, and as long as we are not sure if he's alive or not, we would, and will, never find out."
 * (Private): Yeah. Aside from that, that nightmare you mentioned...it was really unnecessary, don't you think?
 * (Twilight): Well, it was pretty dramatic. So back to the story.
 * Taiku: (Walks up to a still crying Twilight) Twilight, I'm so sorry you had to see that. But you can't let things like that defeat you. I promise you we will defeat Mandranoss and Sunset, and save Equestria again. And if Sunset mentally attacks you again, we'll be there to help you.
 * Twilight: *Sniff* Well, I guess I can't be a coward forever.
 * Discord: I could've left out that vision where you become a witch before you fell to the ground weeping. THAT wouldn't ruin how funny you sound.
 * AJ: Really? You think ponies crying in their misery is FUNNY?!?
 * Discord: What? They sound like babies.
 * AJ:...You know, I wonder why Twilight couldn't just let you be turned into a statue instead of just letting you reform, and be a jerk to everypony. OH MY GOD, WHY THE HELL AM I ACCIDENTALLY USING YOUR COUNTRY'S TERMS?!?
 * Discord: (Laughs) See? You sounded funny!
 * AJ:...Well, I pretty much did. But still, that was very rude.
 * Discord: Okay, okay, I'm sorry I said that comment. I was just trying to amuse myself after hearing Twilight's horrible run-ins with Sombra. It was pretty tragic, and I needed to laugh before I cry. SO GET OFF MY CASE ALREADY!!!
 * AJ: Alright, now that we've saved your friends, what do we do now?
 * Twilight: "We need to get to the sword kept in Celestia and Luna's old castle. It's our only hope now."
 * Humming Bird Dragons appear.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Then what're we waiting for! Let's go!"
 * The Humming Bird Dragons landed at the castle, met by a huge ansomble of the royal guard and wonderbolts.
 * Shining Armor: "Twily! Your ok!"
 * Cadance:...Why are your eyes red?
 * Twilight: Don't ask.
 * AJ: Well, I have to admit, this place is very nice.
 * Shining:...Why doesn't that pony have a cutie mark?
 * Taiku: Oh, this is AJ. She's a human who...I might've brought here at the wrong time. But I think she's the human girl in the Prophecy.
 * Spitfire: You mean the one where a human girl saves us from a horrible evil? Come on, humans are just a myth!
 * AJ: It's true. I AM a human.
 * Spitfire: Prove it!
 * Discord: (Snaps, and makes AJ's dress disappear again)
 * AJ: AAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!! I'M NAKED!!! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A F*****G PAIR OF PANTS!!! NASTY!!! (All the ponies stare at her weird)
 * Spitfire:...Alright, continue.
 * AJ: (Discord gets AJ's dress back on) ALRIGHT, YOU HORSE-HEADED JERK, I WARNED YOU!!! (Fluttershy stops her)
 * Fluttershy: "Now, calm down AJ! Discord was only proving you're human!"
 * Taiku: (To the others) So what do you guys think of Aj?
 * Cadence: Six words, Taiku: A lot of Anger Management Issues.
 * Taiku: "My first exspearience in a nutshell."
 * Spitfire: No kidding. Remind me not to get on her badside.
 * Lightning Dust: "Ditto."
 * Soaren: Same here.
 * Shinning Armor: "We brought Celestia and Luna's statue prisons here. We were hoping that if we placed the Harmony Stone togather with the sword, it could undo the terrorable curse apawn them."
 * AJ: Good, because we're sure as heck we have the Stone.
 * Slub: Yeppity-doo-dah, we sure do. It's right here. (Shows them the Harmony Stone)
 * Cadance: (Takes the Stone) Excellent. All we need to do is find the Sword, and we'll be able to free the Princesses.
 * AJ: How do you ponies actually USE a sword? You don't have opposable thumbs.
 * Shining Armor: It's easy once you get used to it. And considering that you're the human in the Prophecy, YOU have to wield it.
 * AJ: Me? What makes you think I know how to use one?
 * Shining Armor: You don't need to know HOW to use a sword. You just need to know how it works, and you'll know how to use it.
 * AJ: "Ok, let's go get the sword!"
 * ???: "There's a slight issue, friend."
 * Jack appeared.
 * Twilight: "Jack! Your ok! How did you get out?"
 * Jack: "I took advantage of your own escape and made my own escape. I saw the Zebra about removing the curse and then came here. Anyway, concerning the sword, it is consealed in the most dangerious and forbidding part of the castle: The Hall of Trails."
 * AJ: "Trails?"
 * Jack: "Trails, of stregnh, trails of endurence, trails of the mind, spirt, and heart, and riddles with answers hardly anyone has the answer to! These trails make even the bravest soul, shatter into a weakling before even touching the door!"
 * AJ: "Hey, me and my friends went through death valley and back! I think an overly glorifived hallway is not gonna be a big problem!"
 * Jack: "Have I neglected to mention the trails have to be done, alone, by yourself, choosen "human"?"
 * AJ: "..... Alone? ALONE!? I have to go inside the deathtrap of a hallway of a castle that's already in disrepair, ALONE?! I have no idea what could-"
 * Jack: "Sorry, but, that's what the anicents propisises. The trails are made spefifcly for the human to go through alone... Perhaps, too much for the human. They didn't realise that, the human would turned into a blank flank pony! Otherwise, the sword would've just been displayed in a nice harmless case."
 * AJ: "Uh, can't Taiku, or, anyone with HANDS take my place?"
 * Jack: "Sorry, I didn't wrote the rules, ok? I just tell it like it is. And sorry, the trails are meant for you, and YOU alone to go through."
 * AJ: "Guys, please tell me he isn't serious?"
 * Taiku: Believe me, AJ. If we could come with you to pass the trials, we would.
 * AJ: "Your agreeing with him?!"
 * Rarity: "Well in all honesty, someone has to keep Mandronoss and Sunset and their monsters from getting in and interfearing with your trails. So it's not without COMPLETE reason."
 * AJ: "But, I'm not the "magnifisent warrior" your expecting! I'm a typical high-shcool teen, with a average grade, low expectations, a very realistic and commen fear of death!"
 * Fluttershy: "Then you're really, really, really, really, REALLY, not gonna like the trails."
 * Rarity: "If THAT isn't bad enough, your gonna be judged on those trails by, the Equestian Gloom Reaper himself?!"
 * AJ: AND I'M BEING JUDGED BY DEATH ITSELF, EQUESTIA EDITION?! HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GO THROUGH AN OBSTACLE COURSE FULL OF HARD-TO-CRACK RIDDLES, DEADLY OBSTACLES, AND BLOCKADES ALL BY MY FUCKING SELF?!? YOU THINK I'M SOME SORT OF NINJA OR SOMETHING?!?
 * Cadance:...Wow, is she a potty-mouth.
 * Taiku: Well, I'm not exactly sure how you'll get through it by yourself, but it's what the Prophecy is.
 * Pinkie: Besides, prophecies tend to be right in these stories, even when the main characters doubt it.
 * AJ: I don't know how THAT's gonna motivate me. (Sighs) Well, I guess your world is totally screwed, because I don't think there will be an easy way out of that. I might never see my father again, and be stuck here forever.
 * Twilight: So that's it? You're giving up just like that?
 * AJ: Well, if you have any other ideas on how to solve this whole Mandranoss craziness, then I'd like to hear it.
 * A voice: "Do not give up hope, Alina Jasmine."
 * AJ looks at the Celestia and Luna statues.
 * AJ: "Uh, did someone, said something to me?"
 * (It was the Celestia Statue.)
 * Celestia's Voice: It is me, young human. The wise and noble leader of this land, Princess Celestia.
 * AJ: Wait, it's you? How are you talking in that statue?
 * Twilight: Who are you talking to?
 * AJ:...Nobody heard that?
 * Lightning Dust: Uh...no?
 * AJ: I...I think your Princess is talking to me in my mind.
 * Celestia's Voice: You cannot give up because things look hard. My protégé, Twilight, has done remarkable things all on her own because she had the will to do it. Everypony who fights has a will to fight. Even you.
 * AJ: What do you mean?
 * Celestia's Voice: Well, you want to go home to Earth, don't you?
 * AJ: Yes.
 * Celestia's Voice: You want to gain your human parts back, and use your remaining pony aura to save your father, right?
 * AJ: Yes.
 * Celestia's Voice: Then you have the will to fight this battle just as much as everypony else in this room does. If you want to save your father, then you have to fight your way to him. It's the only way.
 * AJ: I don't know how to fight, your highness. I've watched lots of movies similar to what your kind goes through, but I have no experience to actually be like any of the heroes in them.
 * Celestia's Voice: You do not need the skill to fight, young one. All you need is the will to do it. Just look inside your heart, and you'll succeed.
 * AJ: What does that even mean?
 * Celestia's Voice: I'm saying that the will to fight isn't from your mind, it's from your heart. You love your father more than anyone else, and you must remember that to succeed.
 * AJ:...So what you're saying is that it doesn't matter what I think of myself, but what's truly inside of me that has the potential to succeed?
 * Celestia's Voice: Precisely.
 * AJ:...("Owl King: What powers the Harmony Stone is yet a mystery, but legend says it's not powered by thought, but by will.")...I think I understand now...Okay, your highness. I'll try my best.
 * Celestia's Voice: Good luck. The fate of Equestria and your father is in your hooves.
 * AJ: Well, of course it is. I won't let you down. (Everyone looks at her)
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, she's just talking to herself.
 * Pinkie: IS THERE A GHOST AROUND HERE?!?
 * Twilight: "I think.... She was talking to Celestia."
 * Pinkie: "(Gasp). She's psyic!"
 * Twilight: "... No, Pinkie. Celestia must've telipathicly talked to her."
 * AJ: Everypony, I think I understand what I need to do. Jack, does it say anything about me using the Harmony Stone to help me?
 * Jack: Well, no, but I think it said that you put the Stone and Sword together yourself. I guess that means a yes.
 * Slub: Don't be ridiculous, girl! Only the most trusted people can hold the Harmony Stone. No less!
 * AJ: Well, you all trust me now, don't you? You all know that I'm the human meant to fulfill the Prophecy, don't you? You all believe I can do this by myself, don't you? Surely, that means I'm capable of being trusted with the Stone, doesn't it?
 * Blub: Well...I don't really know. I mean, that sounds like a strong tecnecally, but...
 * Slub: Usually the Princesses choose who is worthy and who is not worthy for the Stone.
 * Shining Armor: She's right guys. We all trust her to save us from this catastrophe. So that surely means the Princesses trust her as well.
 * Flash: "Plus, a time of a crisis, isn't a good time to obey rules like what you guys have!"
 * Blub:...That's a good point.
 * Slub: Well, then I suppose it's okay. She's all yours, girl! (AJ takes the stone, and it begins to glow in bright energy)
 * AJ:...What just happened?
 * Glub: I think...I think you were right after all. The Harmony Stone itself actually trusts you.
 * AJ: Well...I guess...I guess that means I have help in this mission after all. But how does it work again?
 * Discord: The Owl King said it works by will, of course. It works through Generosity, Honesty, Laughter, Kindness, and Loyalty.
 * AJ: And THAT'S what your heart actually entails you to do?
 * Slub: Well, duh! That's how the Elements of Harmony work.
 * AJ:...Well, I don't know what that means, but I guess I'll find out soon. Where is this Trail Place?
 * Jack: "It's door should be just about, there."
 * Jack points to a dark, desloent, omivious door.
 * AJ: ".... Alchorse.... It's always the big scary door."
 * Taiku: Come on AJ, you can do this.
 * Twilight: We know you can.
 * AJ:...Well...Beam me up, Scotty! (She gets teleported directly to the front, where the doors suddenly gain big glowing green eyes) AARRGGHHH!!!
 * Door: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!?
 * AJ:...Uh...It's AJ...sir. I'm here for the Harmony Sword.
 * Door:...(Scoffs, and laughs)
 * AJ: And just WHAT is so funny, pal?
 * Door: You aren't allowed near the Harmony Sword. Only those who are worthy can have it, like the Human. You're just a blank flank teenager.
 * AJ: What, do you think I'm lying?
 * Door: "Why don't you just get lost and bother something else... Friends? Family? Poisonious reptiles?"
 * AJ: "OK YA HUNK OF DECAYING WOOD, IRON, AND CREEPY KNOBS?! I AM THAT HUMAN YOUR CREATORS PROPITCISES! ASK ME QUESTIONS TO PROOF IT?!"
 * Door: "Ok then, you sorry little whore. Can you tell me what THIS is?"
 * An Image of A car appears on the door.
 * AJ: "A car."
 * Door: "Wro- Wait..... You answered that correctly?"
 * AJ: "Pfft... Come on, that's like, 1th grade stuff."
 * Door: "Pfft, beginners luck. You'll never get this!"
 * An Image of Geogre Cloony appears.
 * AJ: "George Cloony. My dad's a fan."
 * Door: "AW DAMN IT?! This?!"
 * An Image of Barack Obama appears.
 * AJ: "Barack Obama, president of the united states."
 * An Image a gas station appeared.
 * AJ: "Gas Station."
 * Image of some of Dreamworks movies appeared.
 * AJ: "The Shrek series, Kung Fu Panda 1 and 2, Madagascar 1 2 and 3, and Monsters Vs. Aliens."
 * An Image of Walt Disney.
 * AJ: "Walt Disney."
 * Door: "D'OH?!"
 * Flash: "This is gonna take awhile, isn't it?"
 * AJ: Star Wars, GTA 5, Vending Machine, Glee, Super Mario Bros., (Pants heavily) OH, GOD!!!
 * Door: Yes, this surely IS God! (An image of God is actually seen)...Maybe you really ARE a human.
 * AJ: FINALLY!!! I almost lost my voice!
 * Door: Proceed. (Doors open)
 * Twilight: Good luck in there, AJ!
 * Taiku: (Stares at AJ again, and sighs joyfully)
 * AJ: Alright, here goes nothing. (Runs straight inside)
 * Taiku:...I sure hope she gets through this.
 * AJ is seen walking.
 * AJ: "Well, this isn't so bad... Dark, alittle, gloomy.... But not bad."
 * Meanwhile, an Alicorn size shadow looms in the backgroud.
 * AJ: "You can do this, AJ. Do it for you dad, your new friends here, and pretty much the rest of the world even though you had a bad first impression with it."
 * ???: "Welcome to the Hall of Trails. Your fate will be desided, as well as the fate of all who relie on you."
 * AJ: "Alchorse... What forboding dark hallway wouldn't be complete without a dark, forboding voice."
 * ???: "THE FIRST HALLWAY YOUR IN, IS THE TRAILS OF STRENGH."
 * AJ: "Ok, no problem. I did gymnastics in shcool. So what, do I have to do, an obsicle chorse or something?"
 * ???: "Ah, you couldn't be any more farther from the truth. The first trail DOES concern athletic prowless... However, this will be VERY different then you your accostomed with."
 * Suddenly, the Hallway shatters away like magic, reveiling a balence beam, over a lake of lava, as various traps pop in and out, from wall spears popping out, to arrows and poison darks, to the occational flying demon with an axe.
 * AJ: "....Wow..... You really want me to WORK for a sword, do you?"
 * ???: "Alchorse, child.... How else were the anichents were gonna keep the Harmony sword, away from the unworthy... It is not something that should be trifle with."
 * AJ: "Oh come on, it's not THAT powerful, is it?"
 * ???: "(Laughs), Surely, you jest. You wouldn't even be heard, if the Harmony sword wasn't worth your time, child."
 * AJ: "Ok, just, give me the chance to properly prepare. I have to get the bones loose."
 * ???: "Take your time... But, remember not to take TOO much of it."
 * An image of Mandronoss and Sunset preparing the Orclins and Trorcs to war is seen.
 * AJ: So those two must be Mandronoss and Sunset Shimmer.
 * ???: Correct, Alina Jasmine. Prospective. The two conspirerors out to take Equestria for their selfish dark hearts desire and the source to all of your friends' problems. Be warn, your desteny to stop them will not wait for you. The Window is about to shut.
 * AJ: Alright, alright, I'll get to it! (Stretches for a while)...Okay, let's do this.
 * ???: Wise answer. This is excatly what I expect from the chosen one. Now, BEGIN?!
 * AJ: (Slowly puts her hoof on the balancing beam, and manages to walk across for a couple of seconds until some arrows shoot right through her tail) WHOAH!!! (Dodges more arrows by flipping off the beam, grabbing hold to it with her hind legs, and gymnastically gets back onto the beam) Whew! That was...too close!
 * ???: Good move.
 * AJ: You don't really mean that--(Dodges poison darts) SHIT!!!
 * ???: Focus.
 * AJ: Right. (Continues walking across while using her gymnastic skills to dodge arrows, poison darts, and a pendulum) Wow, I'm getting really good at this.
 * ???: Don't get your hopes up. It gets harder.
 * AJ: Harder? (Suddenly, the lava pit fills up, and goes up closer to the beam) Oh, balls!
 * ???: You better prepare yourself.
 * AJ: That's what I intend to do. (Walks on the beam faster, and dodges every trap that appears, and manages to make it there right at the moment the lava touches her tail) OWCH!!! (Blows out the fire on her tail) Whew! That was close!
 * ???: Excellent start, Alina Jasmine. Are you ready for the next task: The Trail of Endurance?
 * AJ: "Ok, exactly, what kind of endurence we're talking here?"
 * ???: You'll See.
 * AJ: "I was afraid you were gonna say that." (Lights go on, and it reveals a very long path)...What is this?
 * ???: This is the Trail of Endurance. You must walk over 5 miles without stopping. If you stand in one spot long enough, you will trigger a trap. I won't tell you what the trap is, but you will not like it.
 * AJ: Oh, boy. 5 miles isn't really that bad. It's better than 10. Too bad I don't have any water to get started.
 * ???: Well, there will be water at the end for you to regain your energy for the next task. You must keep your endurance up, and never get tired. Just remember that you're doing it for those you care about.
 * AJ: I know. Now step aside so I can walk this path! (Goes down through the trail, and the door from behind disappears into darkness) WHOA!!...Okay...just stay focused. (Walks down the path)...Well, I guess I should find something to amuse myself with until I get there...(Singing) 100 bottles of soda on the wall, 100 bottles of soda, you take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of soda on the wall...
 * AJ: (Reaching a sign that says 4/5 miles, still singing, tired and wore out) 2 bottles of soda on the wall, 2 bottles of soda, you take one down, pass it around, and...and...WHEW! Okay, AJ, keep going! Remember the trap AND your father AND your new friends. (Wipes the sweat off of her head)...Well, I guess I could watch an episode of SpongeBob in my head to keep my mind off being tired. Or perhaps a movie I've been able to memorize, like Madagascar. Well, I guess the movie will do. (Keeps walking)
 * AJ: (Laughs, and recites Alex's breakdown when his Statue of Liberty fell apart) YOU MANIAC!!! YOU BURNED IT UP!!! DARN YOU!!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!! (Laughs) Way to ripoff that scene from Planet of the Apes, Big Al. (Suddenly, the whole trail begins to rumble, and AJ realizes she stopped too long while reciting the line) Aw, shit! I'm screwed. (She sees from far away the trail is disappearing quickly, leading to a deep cliff filled with stalagmites) AARRGGHH!!! (Looks in front of her to see that she's only 2 meters away from the ending) Okay, AJ, you can do this! (Starts running, and the crumbling trail is getting close to her, she makes it 1 meter when the crumbling makes it only 2 meters from her, and getting closer) CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP, CRAP!!! MUST DO IT FOR MY DAD!!! (Runs faster, making it much closer to the end, but the crumbling is still catching up. She manages to make it only a millisecond before she falls down into the chasm, and her head falls into a pool of water. She catches air after a few seconds, and realizes she has water) OH, WATER!!! THANK GOD!!! (Takes a slurp of the water) Whew!
 * ???: You have done well, Alina Jasmine. VERY well. Despite your incompetent yet hilarious reciting of that movie that triggered the trap. You are now ready for the Trail of Mind.
 * AJ: Trail of Mind? What do you mean? Are you gonna make me play chess? I've played it a couple of times, and won half of them.
 * ???: "This much, our wrong about. This is where the diffitcult to answer riddles, comes in."
 * AJ: So you're just gonna ask me some silly riddles? Please, I've read LOTS of them on the Internet. Especially that 'longest word in the world' one, where 'Smiles' has a 'mile' in it.
 * ???: These aren't like THOSE riddles. These are actually so hard, nopony in Equestria hs ever been able to answer them. The reason being that it can only be solved by a human.
 * AJ: So you're just asking me human riddles?
 * ???: Exactly. Nopony knows that much about your world, so you're sure to know them.
 * AJ: Well, that's not so bad. It might be like the questions that silly door asked me.
 * ???: Now, are you ready for your first riddle?
 * AJ: As I'll ever be.
 * ???: Here it is: What has 4 eyes, but can't see?
 * AJ: "Oh, a brain teaser..... Uh..... Oh! Mississippi!"
 * ???: "Well, tecnecly in fifty years ago in the human, that was the right answer.... But I'll accept, but the next questions are not gonna be so easily caught by tecnecallies."
 * AJ: Ok Im ready for the next one.
 * ???: "I follow you where ever you go. The more of me you make, the more, you leave behind."
 * AJ: "Oh, I played this on Spyro 3 once! Footprints!"
 * ???: "Impressive. I had previously assume mind wasn't your strongest quality. Well, I am certainly impress. But this one, is garrentied to be, much for diffitcult."
 * AJ: How is this one difficult then the others?
 * ???: "You'll see."
 * AJ: "Afraid you were gonna say that."
 * ???: You already said that. Anyway, here's the next riddle: I fasten it and it walks. I unfasten it and it stops. What is it?
 * AJ: Okay, sounds like something I can get with some good thinking...hmm...The only thing I think of when I think about walking and stopping is feet. I mean, it might be some footwear, so that must be a good one since ponies don't wear that much on their hooves. And it fastens...Oh, Sandals!
 * ???: Correct. You have only 3 more to solve, and you will be ready for the next task. Here's the 4th one: You are pushing your car. You stop at a hotel. At that precise moment you realize that you are bankrupt. What is actually going on?
 * AJ: Hmm, that seems pretty hard...Let's see...I remember someone in my world saying a joke like that, but I think the answer might be what I was doing when he made that joke...had something to do with having fun. But how do you have fun with money--WAIT! I think the answer is that you're probably playing Monopoly.
 * ???: Correct.
 * AJ: Wow, ponies really can't answer these riddles. Except for that 'footprints' riddle.
 * ???: Well, that one was just to test your experience.
 * AJ: "So, queston number 5?"
 * ???: "Be warned that this is the riddle that even philosifers of equestia are stumped about."
 * AJ: "Ok?"
 * ???: "How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
 * AJ: ".... Well, uh, that's kind of, suggestive. If Woodchcuks can chuck wood, it would depend on it's body waight and what it could be allowed to carry... Also, it's mainly, just a tongue twister."
 * ???: Correct. Now for the final riddle. Are you ready for this?
 * AJ: As I'll ever be.
 * ???: What is at the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, and the beginning of every end, in the end of every race?
 * AJ: Wow...well, I've heard this riddle before on this YouTube clip...I think it was from this guy called ForrestFire101...I...hmm...I'm totally lo--wait! 'E'! THAT'S IT! THE LETTER 'E'!
 * ???: Excellent work, child. You passed with flying colors. Now it's time for the Trail of Spirit. This trail has, abit more to do with the elements themselfs. You will find yourself in challnages based on Honesty, Loyalty, Generosity, Kindness, and Laughter.
 * AJ: "So, this is where things are suppose to be, diffitcult?"
 * ???: "In more terms to morally and consinquences."
 * 5 doors based on Honesty, Loyalty, Generosity, Kindness, and Laughter.
 * ???: "Be warned that sometimes. some of these challnages are about making tough desidions, and it will make you question yourslef, and who you are within."
 * AJ looked around, and choose the Honesty door first.
 * Suddenly, a flash accured!
 * AJ stood in a desloent plain with nothing. That is until two giant enchanted Mantises appeared!
 * Mantis 1: "Ah, we have a visitor..."
 * Mantis 2: "Oh, Mumbo, we never had a visitor before!"
 * Mumbo (Mantis 1): "Yes, Jumbo! We get to have company again!"
 * AJ: "Ok, I thought talking snails and slugs were freaky, but Mantises?"
 * Mumbo: "Hmm, there's something strange about this Pony..."
 * Jumbo: "Yesssss! She almost smells like.... A monkey of some sort."
 * AJ: "Well, close... I was a Human once, but, something about world aruas, and, I'm a little horse now, so... Yeah."
 * Jumbo: "You poor darling, who ever did this is SO awful! We'll be more then happy to take you home!"
 * AJ: "You are?"
 * Mumbo: "Yes, deary! You just need to guess, which one is the truth teller, and which is a fibber! Guess wrong, and the Fibber gets fed tonight!"
 * Jumbo: "Guess correctly, and then, you'll be back to the Human world in no time flat!"
 * AJ: "Wow! This is almost too good to be true, I-"
 * ???: "Focus Child. They are part of your test. Illusions, if you will."
 * AJ: So this is meant to test my Honesty, isn't it?
 * ???: Yes. But here's what's gonna be hard about it. These mantises are psychic. They can actually read your mind, and they'll ask anything from you.
 * AJ: (Gulps) ANYTHING?!?
 * ???: That's what I said. These mantises only want your opinion on who's right and who's wrong about you. They'll read your mind for anything deep, but only one of them will know the truth. The other will just be wrong.
 * AJ: Okay, this is making me feel uneasy.
 * ???: That's how telling the truth is supposed to feel sometimes. They always say that the bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies.
 * AJ: That just makes it sound even MORE bitter if you ask me.
 * ???: Point being you have to tell the truth for a number of times. I won't tell you how many. Just try your hardest to be honest with them.
 * AJ: "(Gulp). Ok."
 * ???: Now then, shall we continue?
 * AJ: "... I'm thinking between a number between 1 and 100!"
 * Mumbo: 25. (AJ is surprised)
 * ???: See? They're psychic.
 * AJ: Then this is gonna suck.
 * Jumbo: It'll be okay. Just come with us to our cabin, and we'll have a little chat.
 * AJ: How the heck did you make this tomato soup so fast?
 * Jumbo: Well, I've done it for so long, I've learned to do it at high temperatures.
 * AJ: Get out, seriously?
 * Jumbo: Yeah. So, let's talk about you.
 * AJ: ("Oh, here we go.")
 * Mumbo: (Both read her mind)...Wow, I think she seemed to think that her father really WAS crazy before she arrived in Equestria.
 * AJ: (Blushes in embarrassment)... In my defence, it would've helped, a bit, if his name wasn't-
 * Mumbo: "Wackpin?"
 * AJ: "... Yeah."
 * Jumbo: Well, I don't think she thought that. She's a nice lady, and she wouldn't think of her father like that. I actually think she WANTED to believe him even though she was having a hard time believing it.
 * AJ: Well, that's actually true. I DID have a hard time believing him. I DID think he was crazy sometimes, but I didn't want to make him feel bad by saying I didn't. He sounded like a kind of 8-year-old believing in a world where ponies have randomly-colored coats and hair, but I surely WANTED to believe him.
 * Mumbo: See? She DID think her father was crazy.
 * Jumbo: (Reads her mind) Come to think of it, I think she enjoyed ponies like Equestrians when SHE was just 8 years old. I think she liked the Generation 3 and 3.5 eras.
 * AJ: (Shocked)...I thought I long forgotten about that. Well, I kinda outgrown ponies when, I originally thought, all those things in the show, was just-
 * Mumbo: "Fictionalisation?"
 * Jumbo: "Fake?"
 * Mumbo: "Pretend?"
 * Jumbo: "Drawings?"
 * AJ: "... Somewhere among those lines."
 * Mumbo: So you remember most of the ponies you made friends with?
 * AJ: Well, only Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash. The others seemed kind of new. In fact, I had heard that there was a new MLP series coming out before it aired, but I preferred not to take a look at it even though I enjoyed them when I was a kid.
 * Jumbo: Well, have you ever seen a single episode of the G4 series?
 * AJ: Well...To be completely honest...Yes.
 * Jumbo: Which one?
 * AJ: The pilot. I figured I should make it count by watching the first episode, but it didn't quite keep me hooked the same way the G3.5 series did because...well...I thought it was kinda cheesy.
 * Mumbo: You thought this world was cheesy?
 * AJ: Yes! I said it, didn't I? I don't mean it in a harsh way, but how all the ponies figured out their destinies by doing almost impossible feats made me feel inside-out. But I still thought it was good. It was a remarkable story with a great villain who worked out okay in the end. But since then, I never saw any other episode.
 * Jumbo: "I assume the ponies appearent xenophobic attatude torwords those who lack cutiemarks would damage your perspective the show, has it not?"
 * AJ: Well you know what I mean. I hope when Celestia returns to normal, she-
 * Mumbo: "Would clean up this discrimination attatude torwords blank flanks and inspire fairness?"
 * Jumbo: "And create a more modern banking system with more money opitions?"
 * Mumbo: "Without need of cutting down trees alchorse."
 * AJ: "..... Aw gees, you guys are always spot on! How am I suppose to tell which one of ou fibs or not?"
 * Jumbo: That's the challenge, kiddo. We're SUPPOSED to be spot on.
 * Mumbo: (Reads her mind) Amazing. Even her most personal thoughts are tied into her father and the MLP franchise. Like the fact that she didn't want to admit her interest in ponies to anyone because everyone knew how 'crazy' her father was, and didn't even know that he was her father. No one EVER knew about her childhood love for ponies.
 * AJ: (Blushes) Yeah, that's true. I would've been ridiculed and made fun of every school year if they found out. I also preferred never to get some friends or a boyfriend because of this.
 * Mumbo: "You were asentually, alone?"
 * AJ: "Aside from mom who I visit sometimes, yeah.... I was kind of, a shut-in. I didn't want people to assusiate my fandom to the francise with my father's, thought to be-"
 * Jumbo: "Crazy throies?"
 * Mumbo: "Ludicrist dreams?"
 * Jumbo: "Nutty fantisies?"
 * AJ: "Among those lines. In fact, mom one day asked me to finally tell dad to stop beliving in this place, and then, Taiku-"
 * Jumbo: "Inadvertingly took you here and failed to realise your father's trouble of being doubted?"
 * AJ:...Yeah. And while I may've had a bad impression the moment I arrived, I quickly learned that the ponies here are actually quite nice aside from the crazy cutie mark discrimination. In fact, some of the people I've met here have been pretty colorful. All except Discord. Holy meatballs, was he an obnoxious candy apple! But aside from him, I think Taiku was pretty much the most interesting guy to meet. He was pretty smart and had a sense of dignity. It's almost like he's bonded much closer to me than ever. Maybe even too much.
 * Mumbo: What about that time where you saw him staring at you in Discord's airplane?
 * AJ: Oh, yeah, that...uh...I don't know what to say about that. I don't know what it was about. I think he was just staring at one of the pictures of Discord because it was a little weird, or because he was just staring off into space. Regardless, I don't think he was staring at me.
 * Jumbo: "Are you sure?"
 * AJ: "Well yeah! I mean, he's a dragon, and I'm a pony! Uh, that is, a human stuck in a pony's body! I mean, whoever heard of a dragon and a human and/or pony falling in love with eachother?"
 * (Icky): "Hey that kinda reminds when Cynder and Ruber were a couple."
 * (Cynder): "I swear, that was mostly Dark Cynder's doing, and it was an expsearimental relationship, and strictlty sexless!"
 * (Icky): "Still, it was junking odd you had the hots for that freak! He was ugly like you couldn't believe! What did dark you ever saw in him anyway?"
 * (Cynder): "(Angerly) Someone, pass the tape!"
 * (Icky): Not again! (Tape sound is heard)
 * (Iago): Also, it's similar to when Spike got attracted to Rarity.
 * (Rarity): PLEASE don't remind us of that. And if you call me a pedophile again, I'll give you another cracker!
 * (Iago): NOOOOOOO!!!
 * (Twilight):...Anyway, back to the story.
 * Mumbo: (Reads AJ's mind again) Wow, there's much more to this lady than expected. She actually grew up on a farm when her parents gave her to be raised by her maternal grandparents when Dr. Wackpin became...well...wacky. A farm FILLED with horses.
 * AJ: Yeah, that's kind of what I meant by not being with my mom normally. My grandparents were great to live with, but kind of boring. I liked to spend my time riding the horses even at a young age. Still, that was something I couldn't let the students at my school know about because I thought I would be immediately figured out that my father was Dr. Wackpin. But, my God, I just can't believe Equestria is real.
 * Mumbo: So, do you know which one of us is the fibber yet?
 * AJ: Not quite, but I think I'm getting closer to cracking it. The best way to find out a fibber, is when they make an all too friendly smile.
 * Mumbo: "Well that's also not gonna help too much, cause we're quite neightberly for mantises."
 * AJ: Yeah, maybe that won't help.
 * Jumbo: (Reads her mind) Wow, this one is a rather disturbing one. She liked to do many games when riding a horse. She liked to chase squirrels, she liked to startle birds, she liked to run across the forests and jump gaps, and she even liked to hop off her horse into a swimming hole from a 5ft ledge. Wowee, she has an awkward array of hobbies.
 * AJ: (Blushes again) Well, I don't like to brag, but I had a pretty weird childhood that made me develop those activities. I--
 * Mumbo: Chased squirrels with your bike?
 * Jumbo: Liked scaring birds at the beach?
 * Mumbo: Ran across the forest and climbed trees?
 * Jumbo: Enjoyed jumping off ledges into the water?
 * AJ:...Well, sorta. It was pretty enjoyable. I never told my grandparents about them, either, because they would've feared for my safety.
 * Jumbo: If you ask me, I think you might've enjoyed other animals other than enjoying ponies.
 * AJ: "Ok, not that this hasn't been enjoyable, but I want to get this challnage over with and stop a-"
 * Mumbo: "Magical Orc?"
 * Jumbo: "And a rouge pony?"
 * AJ: "Ok, I have to start asking questions only YOU guys would know about! What's your mother's maiden name?"
 * Mumbo/Jumbo: (Say 'Bugg' and 'Mantinette' at the same time, then look at each other)
 * AJ: (Sighs) NOW I can't tell who's the liar. You two will just be claiming one or the other is true, and it'll be hard to believe you.
 * Jumbo: Exactly. That's the point of making this test difficult.
 * AJ: "D'oh, I hate it when something like this is diffitcult..... I have to be honest with myself. I am not a mind reader, or a genius, or a dectective. I was kidding for trying to figure you guys out. I am not even sure if any of you are even fibbers at all, cause this is the first time I met you guys, so anything you could say is the truth, and with that, mind-reading stuff, you'll kno what the answer is before I can say anything! Maybe Taiku, did get the wrong human."
 * Silence.
 * Mumbo and Jumbo: "You passed."
 * AJ: "What?! Is this out of sympathy, or do you really hate Mandronoss?"
 * Jumbo: "A slightly different reason. The challnage may implied you were suppose to find out whith one lies or tells the truth, but it has a hidden truth of all it's own.... Being honest with yourself. There will be challnages that sometimes..."
 * Mumbo: "You have little chance at succeeding. That way, you'll acknowledge the impourence of friendship much more then the life of singulerallity."
 * AJ: "Is this gonna be one of those-"
 * Mumbo: "Hidden meaning challnages? At least three of them are, including Honesty, which was one of them. Two are about as straight forword as they can get."
 * AJ:...Well, that was pretty awkward. (Suddenly, a bright flash of light appears, and AJ finds herself in a new setting) WHAT THE FUCKTOPUS?!?
 * ???: Great work in passing the Honesty test. Your next test will involve your skills in Kindness.
 * AJ: Kindness? Pfft, easy-peasy! I'm nice to a LOT of people.
 * ???: Well, you weren't exactly like that when you first arrived, remember?
 * AJ:...Oh, (Chuckles) Yeah.
 * ???: So this is a scenario where those antics go too far, and you've REALLY upset Taiku's feelings, as well as a few others.
 * AJ: I don't like the sound of that at all. I, I didn't MEAN to be mean, I was just very upset of bring taken away from my father who is in serious trouble, and Taiku was saying there wasn't anything he could do for now, and everyone expects me to fight a magical orc, and-
 * ???: "Alchorse the actions were borned of inconvinnce and anger... But then again, so was Nightmare Moon, and why Sunset is even helping Mandronoss at all."
 * AJ: Well, I hardly doubt this will work because what if Taiku doesn't listen to me in this scenario, and even the greatest act of kindness won't cheer him up?
 * ???: Well, this is YOUR test, Alina Jasmine. You've got to solve that problem on your own. You've got the ovaries to pass this test because it will help you solve the one thing that made you angry when you first arrived.
 * AJ:...Okay. So what did I say to the people in this scenario?
 * ???: "Here's a refresher course."
 * AJ sees magical images of her being mad to Taiku and all the friends she made, even to Discord and forcing him to confuss why he is always such a jerk.
 * AJ: Oh, yeah. I WAS a jerk to Discord.
 * ???: Well, in THIS scenario, you insulted Taiku about his body, his friends, and even his accidents. And you also insult Discord for how much of a jerk he is, and you even said you wished he was still a statue and never reformed. These REALLY did a HUGE impact on their hearts, and you have to find a way to make it right the best you can. Good luck on cheering these two up. You'll need it.
 * AJ: I'll do my best. (Then AJ is magically sent to Taiku's Cave where Taiku is sitting on the ground crying while Applejack, Rarity, and Fluttershy are comforting him. They see AJ)
 * Applejack: And what are YOU doing here?
 * AJ: Uh, well, I...is it okay if I make amends for...my actions?
 * Rarity: I think you've caused enough for this poor guy already. Who do you think you are calling him skinny?
 * Applejack: Not to mention saying how he wouldn't have good friends like us if he did those kinds of accidents all the time.
 * AJ: "Guys, I, I didn't mean to go, that far! I was just, upset. I was taken from my father, who's going to be lock-up in an insane asylum cause everyone thinks he killed me, accsidentlly, being declaired unfit for socity, just because he believed in ponies of magical powers and teclecolored coats! Come on, if you were humans, wouldn't a world of magical ponies and mythical creatures sound like a premise for a saterday morning HUB channel show? Humans are about logic, and, what my dad was saying, didn't sounded logically sound. But this could be my chance to prove him right. I shouldn't have been that upset... My father means the world to me... My family isn't that very big, I am, alone alot now that I am living on my own, with no friends, an apartment room I am barely able to keep, I yet to have a good job aside from fast food lackey, I don't have a boyfriend, I'm single, and a virgin! I couldn't help but to be upset! My life is nothing but sadness and troubles, and at first, being adducted by a sentient chinese dragon with not much ability to sent me back a human, as my father is gonna be declaired crazy, and a menace to socity, and my family becomes even more broken since my grand parents died, piled by the fact I can't get a job here cause of butt tattoo obcessions and seriously outdated banking, well, it just pushed my buttons hard. Wouldn't you guys get upset too if someone took you from your home, your love ones in the middle of a urgent impourence, to a world you know little about, having to fight a threat completely alien to you? Wouldn't that, make you say things you really shouldn't?"
 * Fluttershy:...(All the ponies stare at each other)...Well, she may be right, guys. We thought humans were a myth, too, didn't we? Nopony would believe US if we said there were humans out there.
 * Rarity: "I'll admit, I'll be very crabby too if an inconvincne like this happened."
 * Applejack: Wow, do I feel bad saying those things to this poor girl.
 * AJ: Come on, Taiku. You understand. I didn't mean those words I said to you. I just have stress issues. Can you ever forgive me?
 * Taiku:...Yes. (Both shake). It was stupid of me of dragging you into this. Had I known better, I should've come in instead and ask first.
 * AJ: It's alright. You may be clumsy, but you're a great person. (Then she reappears in another area where she is knee-deep in tears, as Discord is seen crying in the corner)...Well, here we go. (Clears throat as she struggles in the tears to reach him) Discord?
 * Discord: What do you want? You here to discriminate me, or be mean to me? You honestly think you had the right to say I didn't deserve Fluttershy as a friend, and didn't deserve to be reformed?
 * AJ: No, I don't. I was just angry because you were treating us so bad. At first, I thought you were just a comedian with magical powers, like I've seen in a few movies. But far from it, you're actually a jerk sometimes. But it doesn't mean you deserved to be turned to stone again, and never had Fluttershy as a friend. You have a head that I'm not sure what makes it work, but your heart is far more important than that. I should've known you were sensitive about discrimination, and I never should've said those awful things. So, would you forgive me if I said I was sorry?
 * Discord:...Well, I guess I can. After all, I think I WAS being a jerk to you a couple of times. I just enjoy watching other ponies in misery because I think it's all funny. But that was also one of the many reasons why I was evil. I wanted to let ponies feel the misery I felt when they discriminated me, and formed a hobby out of doing it. But when Fluttershy reformed me, I discovered a substitute for that. I can either watch other ponies in arguments and conflicts, or I can make magical holograms of ponies and watch THEIR misery. I know it's not a nice sight, but it's better than putting ponies to misery myself.
 * AJ: So we're cool?
 * Discord: Cool as ice, AJ. (Both shake)
 * ???: Excellent work, Alina Jasmine. You passed your Kindness test. Now it's time for your next test...(A white flash appears, and AJ finds herself trapped in a spooky forest)
 * AJ:...Uh...you mind telling me why you sent me to this place? It kind of gives me the creeps.
 * ???: This is your next test. You will be tested with the next Element of Harmony: Laughter.
 * AJ: Laughter? (Scoffs) That's easy. I have a great sense of humor. Remember how I triggered the trap in the Trail of Endurance?
 * ???: Laughter is more than just a way to make you feel good. Sometimes in life, it can be used as a defense and offense.
 * AJ: What do you mean?
 * Suddenly, AJ sees a fortune tellers tent. AJ goes in to investigate.
 * A mysterious silluette jestures AJ to have a seat.
 * The Mystery person places cards with simular forms of horror movie monsters and certein iconic villains.
 * AJ: "What's my future?"
 * The table bangs, reveiling Pennywise from Steven King's IT!
 * Pennywise: "YA DON'T HAVE ONE, BITCH!?"

Sword of Harmony Chamber. Flashback. Present Later...
 * AJ screams, as Pennywise laughs, as Freddy Kruger, Jason Voogees, Leatherface, Pinhead from Hellraiser, Mickel Myers from Halloween, Xenomorth form the alien series, Predator, the Terminator, Chucky, the monsters from Goosebumps, Darth Vader, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, General Grevious, and the Jurrassic park Raptors appeared!
 * AJ makes a run for it, heads torwords the docks, gets on a boat, and seals off before the monsters could catch up!
 * AJ: "There.... I think I made it."
 * Suddenly, a familier theme plays.
 * AJ: ".... Oh no... I know that theme."
 * Suddenly, Jaws itself attacks her boat!
 * AJ: SHAARRRKKK!!! (Rows away quickly, and back to the docks where the monsters wait for her, and Jaws is hot on her trail)...(Gulps) SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
 * ???: Alina, do not be scared. This is a Laughter test, remember?
 * AJ: How the hell is laughter gonna help me in THIS situation? How is all of THIS funny?
 * Chucky: Come to me, child! I've got a present for you!
 * AJ:...Well...it's actually kind of funny how a killer is trapped inside a toy doll.
 * Chucky: It is NOT funny! (Suddenly, his doll's speaker goes on)
 * Doll: You're my bestest friend in the world!
 * AJ:...(Scoffs, and laughs) THAT is funny! (Laughs)
 * Chucky: NOOOOO--(Disappears)
 * AJ: (Gasps) How the hell did THAT work?
 * Terminator: Prepare to be terminated! (Takes out his pistol)
 * AJ:...Hmm, you look rather hot.
 * Terminator:...Excuse me?
 * AJ: Yeah. You look as good as Arnold Schwarzenegger in every way. Would you like to go out sometime?
 * Terminator:...Does not compute.
 * AJ: (Laughs) You sounded stupid! (Laughs, and then the Terminator disappears)
 * Freddy Kruger: That does it!
 * Jason readies his knife for killing!
 * AJ: "Ok wait! I can get Jason here being intimidating, cause under that mask, is something really nasty, but you Fred? Well, if it wasn't for your disfigured, burned face, that, knife claw thingie, and the fact you were a murderious pedophile who haunts people in their sleep, who would ever take you seriously in that chrismas sweater and the Indiana Jones hat?"
 * Jason started to laugh abit at Freddy's expendse!
 * Freddy: THAT'S IT, YOU INSOLENT CHILD--(Disappears)
 * AJ: (Laughs harder) What else is under that mask of yours, Jasey? A pimple that's so large, you're embarrassed to show it off? (Laughs)
 * Jason: WHY YOU LITTLE--(Disappears)
 * AJ: (To Michael Myers) Say, is that a mask, or your face? If it's your face, then are you a zombie? If you're a zombie, shouldn't you be as STUPID as one? (Laughs, and Michael disappears)
 * Jaws attempts to eat AJ!
 * AJ: (Flips a coin into Jaws' mouth, and it chokes, making AJ laugh hard) That would've been funnier if THAT was added to the movie. (Laughs, and the shark disappears) Enjoy your stinky stay in Davy Jones' locker, fish-breath! (Laughs) (To Leatherface) When you change expressions, does that mask move or does YOUR face move considering you tore that face straight off of someone? Besides, I think he'd say more insults than I would! (Laughs, and Leatherface disappears)
 * Predator: Die! (Takes out his plasma cannon)
 * AJ: Where'd you get that plasma cannon, at a BLOOD DRIVE?!? (Laughs, and the Predator disappears)
 * The Xenomorth Screechs as it's second mouth tongue comes out!
 * AJ: "Ok, seriously, what is WITH the teeth on the tongue thing? Isn't your first mouth intimidating enough, NOW you need to have your tongue to have a mouth? Does it have a brain as well? Does it have a tongue with a mouth in in that and so on and so forth like in cartoons? Is that like, tongue inception?" (The Xenomorph is confused) Does it have anything good to say? (Laughs, and the Xenomorph disappears) (The raptors charge in towards her shrieking, and AJ manages to step on one of the raptor's foot, and it shrieks in pain and rolls on the floor screeching, making AJ laugh harder than ever. The raptors disappear one by one) (AJ continues laughing as all of the monsters disappear one by one until there is none left) YOU'RE ALL UGLY AND FUNNY-LOOKING!!! (Laughs hysterically until she realizes the monsters are gone)...Well, that was a close one. I mean, it couldn't have been funny if Pennywise was still around--(Pennywise appears in his monster spider form) EEEKKK!!!...(Gets cornered by the creature until she notices hair on it's chest that looks like a bra)...(Scoffs, an laughs) Did you EVER shave your chest lately? I wonder how much hair you have on your chest when you're in your scary clown form? I bet you'd be as hairy as an ape!...(Laughs harder, and Pennywise soon implodes into a tiny granddaddy long-leg spider, making AJ laugh real hard as it skitters away) I-I can't breathe! I CAN'T BREATHE!!! (Laughs) Ape hair! (Laughs)
 * (SpongeBob): I sure hope she doesn't bust her laugh box like Squidward did.
 * (Twilight): Relax, laugh boxes were basically made up, and she was from a human world, so she has no laugh box whatsoever. A better way to say it is that she doesn't die of laughter like Pinkie almost did.
 * (Pinkie): DON'T MENTION THAT TIME!!!
 * (Discord): "Wow, AJ handled that better then I expected."
 * AJ: Well, I guess I needed a good laugh, anyway, after all the stress I've gone through lately. (A white flash appears, and AJ finds herself in a boutique in Ponyville)...Now what's going on?
 * ???: Next you will be tested for Generosity. This means you will need to offer something to somepony in need.
 * AJ: Well, I don't have any money, or rather the kind of money this world uses.
 * ???: You will discover what to give away pretty soon. (She suddenly sees a pony that looks like Rarity, with a torn-up dress)...Uh, you okay, miss?
 * Pony: NO! A bunch of bullies came by and ruined my chance to go to the Grand Galloping Gala this year! They tore up my dress! My dress which I worked on for hours and hours and hours!!! Now I look like crap! WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!?!? (Sobs on the floor)
 * AJ: Well, I wish there was something I can do.
 * Pony: Well, I--(Takes a look at AJ's dress)...Good Galloping God! What are you wearing?
 * AJ: Uh, what do you mean?
 * Pony: That dress you're wearing! It's absolutely stunning! It's as stunning as an eclipse! I've never seen anything like it. Whoever made it must have REALLY good taste.
 * AJ: Uh...
 * Pony: You...you wouldn't be willing to...make a donation, would you?
 * AJ: Say what? You want my dress? Are you nuts? I HATE being naked. Especially when I'm forced to take it off when I'm in a hot tub. Sucks this place doesn't know how to make female swimsuits.
 * Pony:...Okay, I understand. I guess I'll just have to go home and cry my eyes out, seeing as my boyfriend is waiting for me at Canterlot, and will get angry when I go there or I won't. I might never see him again. (Sobs on the ground again)
 * AJ: (Feels horrible) That's tragic!...(Sighs) Well, I guess it's okay. My privates don't even show that much when I've got more hair on my body. (Takes off the dress, and gives it to the pony)
 * Pony: OH, THANK YOU!!! MY RELATIONSHIP IS SAVED!!! (Giggles hysterically) I can't thank you enough for being so generous.
 * AJ: Pleasure's all mine...(Shivers in disgust), please tell me I'm getting a replacement out of this?
 * Pony: Sorry, no. Most of my clothes have been ruined by those bastards as well, and they'll take days to fix up.
 * ???: And besides, this is a Generosity test. You don't need to wear a dress when you're a pony, but I give you my word when you get your human parts back, you'll be back in the clothes you wore before you came here.
 * AJ: (Sighs) Well, THAT'S a relief. I thought I was gonna be naked when I came back home. Come to think of it, I was also worried if I came back with the dress, I wouldn't be wearing anything else. BLECH!!! But after hearing that, I've got nothing to worry about. So what's next? (A white flash appears, and AJ appears in another location) WOW, these flashes happen so fast.
 * ???: Here is your final test. It will test your Loyalty. Be warned that this task is harder than the others. It will use your deepest desires to it's advantage. All you have to do is reach Canterlot from this area without falling for any of the offers that come in your path. But the trickiest part is that some of these obstacles can actually help you on this task. Some are helpful, some are deceitful. You need to choose which one to trust, and make sure none of the bad ones get to you. Once you reach Canterlot, you will have passed the Trail of Spirit.
 * AJ: Phbbbbttt, this will be rough.
 * AJ started to do such.
 * Eventally, she ran into a suspitious trench coat Minotaur.
 * Minotaur: "You miss? You like some clothes? With pants? (Opens his coat to reveil clothes and pants that fit and a combindate her pony form)."
 * AJ: "Pants? That fit? YES?!"
 * Minotaur: "There is just, a small bargin. I'll trade you these fine clothes, for that stone, and the shiny object you have. I have clientle who wuld think they're worth a fortune. What do ya say?"
 * AJ:...Well...I can't accept it! Good day to you, bull-boy! (Runs down the path)
 * Minotaur: DAMMIT!!!
 * AJ: (Reaches a griffin traffic guard who sees AJ) Uh, officer?
 * Griffin: Well, hello there, young one. Would you like to take a shortcut to Canterlot?
 * AJ:...(Sees a sign a few meters away that says 'Everfree Forest Left' and 'Ghastly Gorge Right')...Nice try, pal. You're just trying to get your paycheck, aren't you?
 * Griffin: Well, I...
 * AJ: Forget it. I'm not taking this 'shortcut' of yours. (Runs off)
 * Griffin: DAMMIT!!!
 * AJ goes on, until she gasps in horror, to see an Orc Bandit holding a pregnet pony hostage!
 * Orc Bandit: "Ok, pony! I know well who you are! So here's how it goes down?! Surrender the stone and the shiny object, and I'll let the pregnet pony live to have a foal!"
 * Pregnet Pony: "PLEASE HELP ME?!"
 * AJ: Oh, boy!...Okay, I'll give it to you. (When she offers the stone, she suddenly bucks the Orc in the face, grabs his knife, and throws it off into the forest) Next time, watch your blind spot, tubby! Now leave this pony alone before I buck you in the nose again!
 * Orc Bandit: DAMMIT!!! (Runs off)
 * AJ: You're safe, m'am! You'll find Ponyville when you go down that way. Go off and have your baby, quick! (The Pregnant Pony runs off slowly) Whew! That one was pretty tough. (Continues going down the path until she sees another Griffin)
 * Griffin #2: You want a shortcut to Canterlot?
 * AJ: Hmm...I won't fall for the same trick twice.
 * Griffin #2: You talking about my brother, Floyd? He's just had problems recently. I assure you this is a real shortcut. (AJ sees that the signs say 'Everfree Forest Forward, and 'Canterlot Left')
 * AJ:...Well, it looks like a shortcut to me. Thank you for your help, sir. (Runs down the shortcut)
 * Griffin #2: YOUR WELCOME!!!
 * AJ walked down the path until Goblins appeared and surrounded her!!
 * Goblin leader: "HOLD IT, LADY! WE ARE THE GOBLIN HIGHWAYMEN! WE COLLECT THE TAXES OF STONES AND SHINY OBJECTS?! FAILURE TO PAY UP IS DEATH?!"
 * AJ: "I am not scared of little creeps like you! All I have to do is punch you in the face and you guys turn cowerd!"
 * Goblin leader: "HA! Like that's ever gonna hap-" (AJ punches the Goblin leader in the face, and all the goblins begin panicking) DAMMIT!!! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE GOTTEN MY PET TIMBERWOLF FOR THIS!!! (They all disappear)
 * AJ:...(Chuckles) Pussies. (Runs down the path until she discovers another griffin)...Are you offering me another shortcut? Because I'm literally not too far from Canterlot. See? (They see that Canterlot is in sight)
 * Griffin #3:...DAMMIT!!! (AJ runs by him, and then she gets to a drawbridge going over a river)
 * AJ: (Before she can cross, a troll arrives)
 * Troll: (Singing) I'm the grumpy old--
 * AJ: SHUT UP!!!
 * Troll:...Sorry.
 * AJ: Just tell me what you want, and it better be a contract for a role in Dora the Explorer.
 * Troll: Well, this bridge is mine, and in order to cross, it'll cost you that stone. It'll be worth enough money for the toll.
 * AJ:...(Sighs) How the hell am I supposed to get across THIS?!?...Oh, screw it, I'm swimming across! (Jumps into the river, and swims across quickly until something pulls her down. She sees it's a grindylow, trying to drown her)
 * Troll: I forgot to mention the river is filled with grindylows!
 * AJ: What the hell are those--(Gurgles when her mouth gets stuck in the water)
 * Troll: Well, you're trapped with them, so that's the best description you've got.
 * AJ: TRAPPED?!? (Gets pulled underwater as 2 more grindylows arrive) (Gurgling) Look! (The grindylows look in the direction she's pointing, and she swims up to the surface for air) GOD, THOSE THINGS ARE AS BAD AS THE ONES ON HARRY POTTER!!! (Starts swimming as fast as she can as the grindylows chase after her. She gets closer to the end until she is pulled down again, this time even deeper)
 * Grindylow: I bet she'll taste like tuna!
 * Grindylow #2: OH, I LOVE TUNA!!!
 * AJ: (Suffocates slowly until a sea serpent similar to the one in the pilot of the MLP series arrives, and scares the Grindylows)
 * Grindylow #1: GREAT SC-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COT!!!
 * Grindylow #3: SWIM!!! SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (The Grindylows swim away, and AJ quickly suffocates until the sea serpent drags her to the surface, where she gasps heavily, and the serpent puts her on the other side of the bridge)
 * AJ: (Coughs) Thanks for the help, whoever you are.
 * Sea Serpent: Oh, it was nothing. Mumbo and Jumbo told me you were a nice and honest pony.
 * AJ: Actually, I'm a human trapped in a pony's body.
 * Sea Serpent: Yeah, I forgot about that. Now run along. Oh, and when you see some dragon punks, say "Pred Judu Des.". The word makes them pee their pants, metahoricly. (He goes back into the river as AJ continues her journey)
 * Troll:...DAMMIT!!!
 * AJ was just about to be a mile closer to Canterlot, when three dragon birtish punks appeared!
 * Dragon Punk: "Oy, ya little dingomonger! Give me the stone and Shiny thing or else I-"
 * AJ: "Pred Judu Des. (All the dragons scream, and fly away)...That got them."
 * AJ entered Canterlot.
 * AJ: (Suddenly, some familiar faces appear in front of her. Flim and Flam appear right near the entrance with a familiar portal machine)
 * Flim: Step right up, step right up, mares and gentleponies! We have the latest in magical discovery. A portal that can travel through worlds in the blink of an eye!
 * Flam: Yes! Go anywhere you desire!
 * AJ:...I can't believe it! (Zips up to the con artists) IT CAN TAKE YOU ANYWHERE?!?
 * Flim: Absopositively! But we have our prices.
 * Flam: Perhaps that valuable stone will do. You'll be surfing the stars, discovering new forms of life! It'll be awesome!
 * AJ makes an angered face.
 * AJ: "GAHHH! IT'S THE MINOTAUR ALL OVER AGAIN!!"
 * AJ walks away from Flim and Flam.
 * Flim: ".... What was THAT all about?"
 * Flam: No clue.
 * AJ: (Arrives at Canterlot) Whew! I finally made it! I saved a pregnant pony, I handled multiple gangs, I survived a trio of grindylows, and I resisted my strongest need very easily! Now, what's up next, guide person? (Suddenly, the Harmony Stone glows in rainbow energy)...Uh...what's happening?
 * ???: You've proven that you're honest, kind, generous, loyal, and...uh...laughable, I guess? So the Harmony Stone is now able to be wielded by you. Meaning you can use it's power for the next task: The Trail of Heart.
 * AJ: Uh, okay?
 * Another flash came forth!
 * AJ: "Is this the chamber of the Harmony Sword? If so, I thought I was gonna get another trail?"
 * ???: "You are."
 * Suddenly, an Alicorn sized cloaked and hooded figure appeared in front of her.
 * AJ: "Gahh!? Who are you?"
 * Figure: "Your firends already talked about me..."
 * AJ: "... Your that, Gloom reaper guy?"
 * Gloom Reaper: "Alchorse.... I have, a personal qurall with Mandronoss..."
 * (Gloom Reaper): "Before Equestia was even a nation of ponies, all lands were under fire from a giant orc empire that was raging war against another orc empire. It was a battle of lands, all mythic beasts were forced into battle, as the ponies were made into laborors. The Emperor of the feuding empire, Mandronoss, had sought to maintain he unacceptable pipedream of living in a world without rules and laws."
 * (AJ): "Oh, cause that worked SO WELL in Bioshock and Infinate."
 * (Gloom Reaper): "The madness of both empires lasted a long time, until, the Alicorn gods, growing tired of the fueding beasts, and the grave mistreatment of mortals, desided those empires, were to cease, to continue."
 * (AJ): ".... You mean... Alicorns... destroyed those Orc empires?"
 * (Gloom Reaper): "It was the last thing they wanted... But the world they worked hard to maintain, would've been for not if the desidion wasn't made. Mandronoss' soul was casted into the tartarus after his empire's destruction, where he was to be forever damnated... Or, he was, suppose to."
 * (AJ): "..... You..... Had something to do with him, being back now, still, alive and junk?"
 * (Gloom Reaper): Afraid so. Long ago, I used to be an old friend of Princess Celestia and Luna's parents, King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight. They entrusted me of being the guardian of the Tree of Harmony so that no evils can use it's power to manipulate the Elements of Harmony or the Harmony Stones they created. That is until I was told to go to Tartarus to make sure Cerberus was still on guard duty.
 * (AJ): So what exactly did you do to bring Mandranoss back?
 * (Gloom Reaper): "Mandronoss challnaged me into a duel. He said if he could defeat me, I'd have to grant him immortally, and reserect his son, and give him immortally too. If he lost, he'll be exsiled to the darkest pits of tartarus not even I dared to visit. Thinking Mandronoss was one of those, gluttens for punishment, I accepted. Only to discover, he has stolen a staff from the kin of the Tartarus itself: Tirek."
 * (AJ): Tirek? You mean one of the villains from MLP G1 series? Isn't he, a bad guy too?"
 * (Gloom Reaper): "Yes, and an anichent enemy of all living things. But, he was punished to forever to be the warden king the tartarus, where he is sentienced to be there with other punished evils, for all time."
 * (AJ): "Well, if he was so powerful, you think he would've done a better job to keep Mandronoss from taking his stuff."
 * (Gloom Reaper): Well, as you might've guessed, I lost the battle, and I was forced to grant Mandranoss and his son immortality, allowing him to never be killed by Tirek or any others, and allowing him to create an entire army of Orclins and Trorcs that, at the time, were not retarded. Mandranoss got revenge on the Alicorn Gods by turning Nightus and Heavenslight into statues, a curse that'll never be undone unless the Tirek staff is sent back to tartarus where it belongs, angering the Princesses into using the Harmony Stone and Sword to take away the Orclin and Trorcs' self-awareness, magic, and banishing them AND Mandranoss to the Forbidden Badlands across the sea. For my mistakes, Celestia and Luna fired me from my job as guardian of the Tree of Harmony, and made me the guardian of the Harmony Sword, doomed to never leave the Trails and train the 'Human' Chosen One of the Prophecy to save us from Mandranoss' return a thousand years later.
 * AJ: Oooh...Dark. But wait, if Mandranoss and his son were given immortality, then why is his son dead?
 * Gloom Reaper: "Because his immortally had a setback. if Mandronoss doesn't have control of all things of harmony creation, his immortally will wear out, starting with some things being able to harm him, then eventally, if he were to fail again, his immortally will end, Mandronoss with it, and the curse apawn the ALicorns, undone... and my redemption, granted. Problem is, it was not propisises that a troubled unicorn would aide him and make everything more diffitcult then it already is! It... Doesn't help she was, a half spawn of the Celestia, along with Twilight."
 * AJ: "Wait, I know that is a different subject, but, how are Sunset and Twilight, half-daughters of Celestia? Aren't they, unicorns?"
 * Gloom Reaper: Yes. Apparently, Celestia mated with 2 Alicorns and given birth to Twilight and Sunset in different years, Twilight being 1 year older than Sunset. But due to one of Mandranoss' attacks, which left Twilight and Sunset's fathers to be robbed of their souls, Celestia was forced to turn Twilight and Sunset into unicorns and be raised by 2 different families, fearing for their safety. As they both grew up, they were both chosen to be part of Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, and Celestia made sure they both stayed away from each other to prevent them from discovering their pasts until the Prophecy would be fulfilled years later. While Twilight was a quick learner and a clever A+ student, Sunset was a power-hungry selfish B- student who left out of anger for not getting what she wanted. But even I don't know how she was able to discover how she was Celestia's daughter and Twilight's half-sister.
 * AJ: So you're saying that Twilight or Sunset can become Alicorns again after Mandranoss is defeated?
 * Gloom Reaper: Yes. But right now, Twilight knows about her lineage to Celestia, but doesn't seem to understand how. Sunset, on the other hand, knows it all, and will stop at nothing to become an Alicorn again. Thing is though, Sunset is making herself very unworthy for Alicorn asention cause of being oh so easily corruptive... Twilight, seems to have the best potainional.
 * AJ: "Ok, things are getting more and more complincated by the minute."
 * Gloom Reaper: "Then the Trail of Heart may prove, even more complincated. You see, the sword of harmony is guarded by a speical kind of monster. A basilisk."
 * AJ: "..... The lizard, or, the giant snake monster that turns you into stone just by looking at you..."
 * Gloom Reaper: "Depends, would there be any challnage if we picked the more harmless lizard that runs on water?"
 * AJ: "..... It would make Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets very anti-climatic if they picked the lizard."
 * Gloom Reaper: "But this basilisk is different. It was bred to corrupt it's victims to become selfish and power hungry, then, it will proceed to imprison you into it's treeasure hoard, where you will never escape, cause you won't want too, cause you would be too greedy for gold and riches. This is the toughest challnage for any human, because they are so unenlighten by friend, that many say it would be redundent to corrupt them. They would've already wanted the treasure for themselves. Only the purest of heart, can resist it's tempting corruption."
 * Suddenly, giant iron bars began to lower. A monsterious hiss.
 * Gloom Reaper: "I susgest, you avoid direct eye-contact. It's gaze, is very corruptive."
 * AJ: "...... Oh crap."
 * A roar was heard!
 * AJ makes a run for a hiding place, as a shadow of a huge snake-like monster memerges.
 * The Gloom Reaper vanishes, possability only to appear again, once the trail is complete.
 * AJ hides behind a piller, as the Basilisk in it's full glory is seen, hissing and growling.
 * AJ: "(Wispers) Aw gees, the things I am doing for dad... It just had to be a giant snake." (The snake hisses, searching the place for AJ) If only there was some kind of weapon I could use to defend--(Suddenly realizes the Harmony Stone)...Of course, The Harmony Stone! Pfft, duh! (The snake continues searching) HEY, TUBETOP!!! (AJ appears in front of the snake, looking away with her eyes closed, and showing the snake the Harmony Stone, which glows in rainbow energy in the snake's eyes)
 * Basilisk:...Wait, you're the Chosen One?
 * AJ: (Still looking away) Well, yeah? I'm here for the Sword so I can save Equestria and get myself back home to Earth.
 * Basilisk: Well, why didn't you just ssssssssssssssay so?...AND STOP LOOKING AWAY, MY EYES ARE ON NON-CORRUPTION MODE!
 * AJ: No! Not taking any chances, at all! Just take me to the sword, and be my eyes if you will.
 * Basilisk: (Sighs) Teenagers. Alright, come with me.
 * AJ: Where are you?
 * Basilisk: (Shrugs)