The Glob

The Glob is the 13th episode in the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, Kowalski, missing Jiggles, gets the idea to try and make a new Jiggles that can take physical form. However, this experimentation gets worse when B.O.B gets mixed up with the new Jiggles' DNA, turning him into a carnivorous gelatinous monster that digests anything it eats, and grows in size when it eats called Jigglodon. Now, with the mutant gelatinous mass terrorizing the Dragon Realms, the Shell Lodge must find a way to cure B.O.B and stop this cyto-cataclysm before he becomes immense and unstoppable.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Toxic Love) coming soon...

Chapter 1- Missing Jiggles
Dragon Temple Kowalski's Lab after long explanation. The temple lab. Mars Lab Living Room Lab
 * Icky: Hey, guys? Check out this funny video Pinkie Pie emailed us!
 * MAD Tv - My Little War Horse Full HDer: Well, this oughtta be good for a laugh. I mean who can resist Pinkie's antics? (After video, the guys laugh)
 * Gilda: I hate to admit it, but that was funny! (Kowalski is heard crying in the other room) Uhhgh! What the hell was that?
 * Skipper: That's Kowalski! He's having another one of his 'missing Doris' moments.
 * Kolwalski's voice: "JIGGLES! (CRIES!)"
 * Skipper: "Oh sweet love of mike, not again!"
 * Icky: "Uh, Jiggles?"
 * Skipper: It's a long story. Let's just get in there, and shut him up!
 * Kowalski: (Tissues all over his seat while he watches The Blob) Oh, Jiggles! You were so cute! WHY DID I HAVE TO SEND YOU AWAY?!? WHY, WHY, WHY?!? (Cries)
 * Skipper: (Comes in) Kowalski? Where's Jiggles? I'm not gonna go through with another one of your crazy--...Huh? No Jiggles. He's just watching The Blob.
 * Gilda: The 1958 version, or the 1988 version?
 * Skipper: 1988 version. He says it has better effects than the 1958 one.
 * Icky: I NEVER wanna see that movie. I mean, did you see how that B.O.B knockoff digested those people? They looked like mummies, mummies with a slobbery expression! (Sees digested person insode Blob on the TV, and Icky barfs)
 * Skipper: Kowalski, what's with the weeping?
 * Kowalski: It's nothing, Skipper, It's just that I miss Jiggles, that's all.
 * Skipper: Kowalski, please! It's bad enough we had to deal with that blob of mischief twice!
 * Icky: You've dealt with it twice?
 * Kowalski: Sadly, yes! I was the one who created Jiggles in the first place. It all started long ago...
 * Kolwalski: "And that was the true last time i seen My little jiggles."
 * Icky: "Not to sound offence, but, you cared for that thing dispite the fact it cause serious mondo damage?"
 * Kolwalski: "Look, i been thinking about jiggles ever since our last adventure with Xenon and Dr. Marz! it had me, thinking."
 * Gilda: "Listen dude, you need to move on. You'll feel better if you forget about it. Let's start by stop watching the blob, of any verson."
 * Kolwalski: "Your right...... I can't hold on to the past anymore."
 * Skipper: "Well that wrapped up well in a nice little bow. How's lunch sound?"
 * everyone leaves.
 * Kolwalski: "Time to forget jiggles.... The old jiggles. Perhaps, i just need to create a new jiggles, a better, nicer, not monsterious jiggles! that will help me get over old jiggles! i'll call it, Jiggles 2.0! This time, I'll make him sentient, just so I have someone to talk to for a while. Now, to start off, I just need to make me an electroplasmatic energy orb!
 * Kolwalski was working hard!
 * Dr. Cockarouch came in.
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Kolwalski? What are you doing?"
 * Kowalski: Dr. Cockroach? I didn't see you there. I'm just, you know, envelope-pushing.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Hmm, sounds fun. Can I join?
 * Kowalski: Uh, I don't think that's a good idea. This is kinda like a solo project.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Why?
 * Kowalski: Uh...well...can you keep a secret?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Yeah, of course I can!
 * Kowalski: Okay, then. Remember Jiggles?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Oh, yeah! That cube creature similar to B.O.B. Skipper told me you said you missed it a little.
 * Kowalski: Yeah. I was watching The Blob just thinking about it. I just hope the Jigglii like their new home on Mars.
 * Space Squids: GLORP GLORP GLORP KREEBOPLOS! (Tied up in their own tentacles while the Jigglii are carrying them to a fire)
 * Jigglii King: SACRIFICE!
 * Jigglii: SACRIFICE!
 * Space Squids: GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPP!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Well, I'm sure they've learned speech up there by theirselves, Kowalski!
 * Kolwalski: "Well, Jiggles 2 will be less of an issue, i can assure you!"
 * Dr. Cockarocuh.: "Oh, i'm curious on how so?"
 * Kowalski: Why, I'll just make it sentient and physical.
 * Dr. Cockroach: So, you're saying that you wanna make it intelligent?
 * Kowalski: Something like that.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Well, are you sure you can keep it under control? Especially with B.O.B with us? He's very sensitive in falling in love with creatures similar to himself.
 * Kowalski: Are you serious?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Dead serious!
 * Kowalski: Well, that would be a problem, wouldn't it?
 * Dr. Cockroach: So, how are you gonna keep him from this new Jiggles?
 * Kowalski: I don't know, but I'll think of something. I don't know what'll happen if B.O.B should find out about this.
 * B.O.B: If I should find out about what?
 * Kowalski: B.O.B! Wha-what're you doing here?
 * B.O.B: I overheard you guys talking about something. Is there something I should know?
 * Kowalski: No, not a thing!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Absolutely not a thing!
 * B.O.B: Hmm...judging by the looks of your eyes, I think you boys are hiding something from me. Something amazing. Something beyond belief.
 * Kowalski: What're you...what're you talking about?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Yeah!
 * B.O.B: Oh, don't you think I know what you're doing. You're keeping secrets! Even though I don't have a brain, I'm not that stupid. What's going on here?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Uhh...we...uh...we were...planning on what to get you for your birthday next week.
 * B.O.B: Ohh, that's right! Well, I can say I'm looking forward to it. See you guys later! I've got some stuff to do. (Shapeshifts into a slinky, and bounces away)
 * Kowalski: Whew! That was close! We were almost spoiled!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Kowalski, are you sure this is a good idea?
 * Kowalski: Don't worry, Dr. Cockroach! I can handle it! My experimental Jiggles DNA is hidden someplace where no one can find them. Not even Brandy, Dodger, or all those other dog members. Trust me, nothing can go wrong!
 * Icky's vocie: "Hey, B.O.B.! I FOUND SOME PLAYDOUGH INBEWTEEN THE COUCH CUSINS!"
 * Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL?!"
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "You didn't, did you?"
 * Kowalski: (Screams like a girl while seeing Icky holding the Jiggles DNA pack)
 * Icky: Weird! It's all gooey and transparent!
 * Kowalski: DON'T TOUCH THAT! (Snatches pack, and runs back into lab)
 * B.O.B:...What just happened?
 * Kowalski: (Turns clock hands down, types key commands, and activates the hidden elevator, and goes down, and puts the pack in the safe) Safe and sound! (Closes safe, and goes back up)
 * B.O.B: (Comes in with Icky) I KNEW you guys were hiding something!
 * Kowalski: Now, B.O.B, it-it-it's not what you think it is!
 * Icky: Then what was that stuff, and what was it doing between the couch coushins? Tell us the truth! I don't wanna have to bring Tigress in here to talk some sense into you!
 * Kowalski:...Alright, fine! I decided to create another Jiggles, okay?
 * Icky: WHAT?!? (Kowalski covers Icky's mouth)
 * Kowalski: SSSSSH! QUIET!
 * B.O.B: Uh, what's a 'Jiggles'?
 * Icky: It's some kind of cubular gelatinous creature Kowalski made.
 * B.O.B: (Gasps, and eyes become hearts)
 * Kowalski: ICKY, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM?!?
 * Dr. Cockroach: We've been trying to keep this a secret!
 * Kowalski: Yes, if Skipper finds out, he'll kill me! You cannot tell him or the others about this!
 * Icky: Well, what if we do?
 * Kowalski: We'll show them those pictures of you trying to make out with Gilda while she's asleep.
 * Icky: But-but-but how did you get those pictures?
 * Kowalski: It doesn't matter! Just PLEASE don't say a word! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASE!
 * Icky: Alright, alright! I won't! Sheesh!
 * B.O.B: At long last! A creature just like me! I am SO gonna bang this Jiggles!
 * Kowalski: I'm sorry, B.O.B, but I cannot allow that.
 * B.O.B.: "Aw, why not?"
 * Kolwalski: "Because the jiggles 2 i am gonna make will be a guy!"
 * B.O.B.: "Aw man! i am pretty sure i don't go their way."
 * Dr. Cockarouch: "Now, how's about we just leave Kolwalski alone with his science project, and we can go get ice cream!"
 * B.O.B: ALRIGHT, I LOVE ICE CREAM! (Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B leave)
 * Kowalski: (Sighs) Icky, I thought I was sunk!
 * Icky was using his IPOD.
 * Kolwalski: "Uh, Icky, what are you doing?"
 * Icky: "Updating my twitter post."
 * Kolwalski: "(SCREAMS!)"
 * Kolwalski grabs IPOD, looks at it!
 * Kolwalski: ""About to get lunch, just chilling, still writing my 9000 word essey why Justin Bieber should be publicly exicuted, and Kolwalski" (gasps!) Icky you traiter!"
 * Icky: "Have you tried finish reading it?"
 * Kolwalski: ""And Kolwalski recently have a sadness meltdown about a bad exipeariment gone wrong. What a baby"?!"
 * Icky: "(Snags away IPOD) Gimme my pod back. Man you paranoid."
 * Icky leaves.
 * Kolwalski: "Man i am losing it! Ok, i better just lock the door!" (Locks door) Alright, no more distractions! I gotta get back to work before anyone else finds out! (Continues work)
 * B.O.B: (Looks through lab door) Don't worry, my Jiggles friend, I'm coming for you!
 * Kolwalski: "HE'S GONNA BE A GUY!"

Chapter 2- Jiggled with DNA
living room. Midnight Top Floor
 * Kolwalski worked hard. various machinces sounds were made.
 * Skipper: "Has anyone seen Kolwalski? he's been gone awhile now."
 * Private: "I think he still needs time to himself, Skipper."
 * TV: "Today we're coming to you live, as Senitor Tricorn opens the statue of Tricorn, the biggest, money consuming statue ever made as forceably demanded by Tri-Corn. the grand unveiling is being held at centrol park near the grand office."
 * Skipper: "Man, Tri-corn is turning into a block-head ever since she found out Dr. Marz was a total tool."
 * Iago: "Yep, everyone is in a pickle with this."
 * Senator Tricorn: Thank you, Scorch! It is an absolute honor to have my statue placed in Central Park for being Dragon Realms Senator for 15 years running. I just wanna thank you all for all the joy you've given me all these years.
 * Iago: Phhbt! I hate that Senator! Someday, she's gonna make a big mistake in her life.
 * Skipper: (Laughs) You said it!
 * Private: Well, she doesn't seem so bad to me!
 * Skipper: I'm gonna put that in my nieved comments file, Private! KOWALSKI?
 * Kowalski: (Bursts lab door open and races up to Skipper, and does his deed, then goes back into the lab)
 * Private: Gosh, Kowalski seems to be jumpy tonight.
 * Skipper: Oh, Private, you know how he is. He's always busy with his crazy gizmos and stuff. Let's just give him his privacy, okay?
 * Private: Hmm, seems easy enough.
 * Skipper: Now let's get ready for lights out! We've got a big day ahead of us tomorrow.
 * Private: But there's nothing to do tomorrow.
 * Skipper: Private, you know a mission can pop up in the blink of an eye. And we need to save our energy with a good night's rest.
 * Private: Alrighty, then.
 * Kowalski: (Doing work, then stops, and yawns) Oh, God, I'm bushed! I'd better get some rest. (Locks lab door, and heads to bed)
 * B.O.B: (Still awake, and sneaks into Kowalski's lab by oozing under the locked door) Ooh! That's excruciating! Now, where's Jiggles? (looks at a jar of green stuff.) AH-HA! (grabs jar!)
 * B.O.B.: "Since your actselly a guy, let's be guy friends! Let's totaly toss eachother around!"
 * B.O.B. places the jar on his head and begins jumping around, then accsidently hits a button!
 * B.O.B.: "Oh hey! a button! i wonder what it doe-" (Elevator pops up, and squishes B.O.B)OOHMF! (Muffles) Oh, this is uncomfortable! (Oozes himself out from top of elevator) Uhhgh! (Sees elevator) Ooh, an elevator! Oh, there you are, Jiggles! (Picks up jar) Let's see what's down there. (Takes elevator, and finds a safe) Hmm, a safe? Ooh, let's see what's inside! (Tries opening safe, but it is locked up tight) Gosh, it's locked! (Sees code lock) Hmm, a code lock? (Scoffs and laughs) That's easy! (Dials 'Doris' in code lock, and lock opens) I still can't believe he didn't change it! (Takes DNA pack) Oooh, the Jiggles DNA! I wonder if it's a female! (Looks inside, and the DNA gooshes all over B.O.B) AAAHHGH! AAARRRGH!
 * (Elevator goes back up to top floor, and B.O.B is perfectly normal, but his eye turns red)
 * B.O.B. (but in a differnet voice): "Look at this place. Look at this body! i have become, something great, something grand! I feel, incredable, but with this jar, (eats it), i can become, greater, (laughs), now, i think, it's time, to visit the baffet."
 * (this song plays)



After song at the temple exit.
 * ?B.O.B.?: "Just call me, Jigglodon."
 * Jigglodon destroys the door, and slithers like a snake into the temple.
 * Wolf guard: "I'm bored."
 * Wolf guard 2: "Yep. Hey, if this was like, a horor movie, something would totally pounce on us!"
 * Wolf Guard: "Well, that's the movies, this is real life!"
 * Jigglodon: Hello, boys! (Wolf guards look up, and see Jigglodon sticking to the ceiling, where it engulfs Wolf Guard 1)
 * Wolf Guard: AAHHHRGH! HELP ME! (Gets completely covered in Jigglodon's body) HEHHHLLPPE MEEHEH! (Arm sticks out from goo, and Wolf Guard 2 pulls it, but the arm suddenly falls off as Wolf Guard 1 starts getting digested from the inside out) HEKKKKKEEKKEALLLAP MEREEEHHHKKA! (Gets completely digested)
 * Wolf Guard 2: (Looks at decapitated arm) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
 * Jigglodon: (Grows bigger) Mmm! Delicious! Like mother's milk! (Burps out partially disintegrated bone)
 * Wolf Guard 2: (Gulps)...Say, uh, weird blob monster? Do you, uh, do you--(Gooey tentacle from Jigglodon grabs Wolf Guard 2 by the arm as the Wolf Guard screams, and is pulled into Jigglodon off camera) AAAARRRRGH! (quickly gets eaten!)
 * Jigglodon: "(Burp!) Now that's an appitaser! But there's more! More! (Laughs insanely!)"

Chapter 3- The Wrath of Jigglodon
Kairi's Room outside. New York (He sings this!)
 * Kolwalski: "THE LAB!" (Finds slime all over the place, and finds the Jiggles jar gone) MY BABY! NOOOO! Who could've done this?!? (Checks bottom floor and finds pack of Jiggles DNA spilled) NOOOOOOOOOOOO! My precious DNA! Who could possibly do such a--...Oh, no! B.O.B! He must've...Oh, no! (Goes back up to top floor to see Skipper, Private and Rico standing in front of him)
 * Skipper: Kowalski! What in the name of candied yams happened here?
 * Kowalski: Okay, Skipper, it-it-it-it's not what you think! I can explain!
 * Skipper: Oh, really? So you didn't try to create another Jiggles?
 * Kowalski: Well, good guess!
 * Skipper: Kowalski, how could you do this to us? I thought you forgotten about that trouble-making creature! May I remind you that Jiggles almost destroyed our world?
 * Kowalski: Don't fret, Skipper, I can fix this!
 * Skipper: Oh, splendid! What're you gonna do, freeze it solid?
 * Kowalski: No, Skipper, we can't! B.O.B broke in and stole the DNA and my Experimental Jiggles.
 * Skipper: Aw, crud!
 * Private: That doesn't sound very good.
 * Rico: Uh-uh!
 * Skipper: Anybody who's name doesn't end in 'owalski' have any options?
 * Rico: Ooh, ooh, ooh! (Hacks up dynamite) Kaboom?
 * Kowalski: Rico, seriously, do you always think about blowing stuff up? I know you've seen The Blob and you should already know that explosives will only aggrivate whatever happened to B.O.B!
 * Rico: Aww!
 * Skipper: Well, what do you suggest, Mr. 'I Miss My Little Doomsday Creature'?
 * Kowalski: I can make an antidote that will remove the Jiggles DNA from B.O.B, but I'm gonna need some of the mutated B.O.B's DNA, and I don't think we can easily get it from him that easily. I just hope he hasn't gotten to Kairi.
 * Kairi's voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! A JELLY MONSTER!
 * Kowalski: You know, I really gotta learn to keep my big mouth shut!
 * Jigglodon grabs Kairi and eats her!
 * Kairi screams and dies as she is diesected!
 * Jigglodon: "Look like this won't become a Kairi fetish episode! (Laughs insanely!)"
 * Jigglodon escapes into the drain.
 * Kowalski: (Penguins come in) Kairi? Where are you? KAIRI?!?
 * Private:...Oh, no!
 * Lord Shen: What's all the racket? (Notices Kairi gone) Kairi? Where is she? What happened?
 * Skipper: (Sighs)...Lord Shen, I hate to say this, but...Kairi is dead.
 * Lord Shen:.....................What? Are you serious? After years of protecting her, she had to die?
 * Skipper: Guys, I think we should take cover!
 * Lord Shen: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! SCROOPFAN BETRAYED US! (Leaves room crying)
 * Private: I just don't understand! How will the series continue without Kairi?
 * Skipper: "Actsselly, Scroopfan did intended this to be just a comedy series. Kairi was something added by Tman. the produser finally had enough Kairi fetishes and pulled the plug. It didn't help Msm presented this oppitunity."
 * Kowalski: We stop the monster before anything else happens! No matter what happens to us, we must avenge Kairi!
 * Jigglodon oozes out of a drainpipe, and slithers out like a snake.
 * Jigglodon: "Bright lights, big city, that's where i gotta go!" (Slithers down towards New York)
 * Skipper (penguins appearing!): "Hey you blob! Your gonna pay for taking away 2 of our friends!"
 * Jigglodon jumps over the penguins!
 * Jigglodon: "I hate Penguins! They taste like garbage!"
 * Private: "How do you know if you never tasted us?!"
 * Jigglodon: "You eat fish! to me, fish makes you taste awful!"
 * Kolwalski: "Well, that's a weird fact."
 * Jigglodon smacks away the penguins witha tree!
 * Jigglodon: "NOW GET LOST!"
 * Jigglodon slthers away!
 * Kowalski: He's headed downtown!
 * Lord Shen: Well, you know how we end his reign of terror? WE KILL HIM!
 * Skipper: (Penguins gasp) Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: That thing took away the only thing that meant something to me! Now I'm gonna end it!
 * Private: Shen, please! That thing was B.O.B.!
 * Lord Shen: I don't care! I'm calling the Galactic Federation so they can send that creature to HELL! That thing will pay!
 * Skipper: "B.O.B. is still family, Shen! Look, don't blame B.O.B., blame Scroopfan for finally dumping the "Kairi is impourent" thing! he originally intend this series to be about jokes, comedy, and the stopping of villains, then Tman came along and made everything complincated!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Sigh), your right. But we still need to save the friend and family member we can save! How did B.O.B. ended up becoming, whatever he became just now?"
 * Kowalski: Well, that was kinda my fault. I wanted to create a sentient Jiggles, but B.O.B got attracted to it, and accidentally spilled my experimental Jiggles DNA all over himself.
 * Lord Shen: YOU?!? WHY YOU LITTLE--(Clears throat) I mean, why would you do that? You know Jiggles caused mischief for you twice! And now, Kairi is dead. It might take me months to get over her death, but until then, I think I'll be sitting in my bed crying and eating ice cream.
 * Private: Uh, how does ice cream make you feel better?
 * Lord Shen: It just does, okay?
 * Private: Well, that's pretty weird.
 * Skipper: Well, let's just hope nobody else in our Lodge dies. I hope Kairi's in a better place.
 * Everyone runs as Jigglodon attacks the city!
 * A japinnese guy: "THIS IS WHY I LEFT JAPAN!"
 * Jigglodon: "HAHAHAHAHA! I FEEL LIKE DOING ANOTHER SONG!"




 * Jigglodon: "HA-HA! I LOVE MUSICALS!

Chapter 5- Senator Tri-Corn
the temple lab (still ruined) Briefing Room the city. New York Senator Tricorn's Air Shuttle
 * Senator Tricorn: "There is a what?!"
 * A Water Buffilo sargent: "Like i said, i giant blob-like monste eating people, and singing on how he is gonna eat people. it's horrifying, and, straight up WTF."
 * Senator Tricorn:...We're going to New York! I want to see this beast myself! I'll give orders later on! Let's go!
 * Kolwalski: "You guys are not gonna beileve this! but Kairi might not be dead after all! Just, horrendusly fused with Jigglodon to power himself!"
 * Skipper: "Well, Shen is gonna love hearing this, albeit this means our dear princess is trapped INSIDE YOUR MAD SCIENCE!"
 * Kolwalski: "Not to worry, if we reverse the effects, B.0.B. will return to normal, and spit out all of the victims fully healed and intact! depending if all of their body parts got absorbed as well, otherwise, surgery is gonna be so needed when this is all over!"
 * Skipper: "Oh good, all damage involing civilians reversed! great! just one thing, WE NEED A SAMPLE!"
 * Kolwalski: "Uh, have you noticed we were giving easy samples from when the creature got made? saved us the trouble of having to risked lives and get the thing over with!" (Collects sample) Now it's time to let the scientist do the scientist's science job.
 * Skipper: You do that while I tell Lord Shen the good news! (Runs into Lord Shen's room where Lord Shen has been crying while eating ice cream) Lord Shen, turns out Kairi isn't dead after all.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, thank goodness! I almost got a heart attack!
 * Skipper: And we're still working on a cure. We just have to cure B.O.B, and he'll hack all his victims out of him.
 * Lord Shen: Great! How long is it gonna take?
 * Skipper: Kowalski said it'll take 30 minutes. Which gives us enough time to go after B.O.B before he destroys New York!
 * Lord Shen: Then let's go! I'll pull the alarm!
 * Shenzi: (Sleeping in room with Banzai and Ed until alarm goes off) YIKES! (Banzai and Ed wake up as well) What the devil? We're under attack!
 * Lord Shen: (On Intercom) Attention all Shell Lodgers! Please report to the briefing room immediately!
 * Banzai: We gotta get going! There's evil afoot!
 * Ed: (Laughs wildly) (All Lodgers rush down hallway)
 * Kowalski: (Walks up to stage)
 * Ignitus: What is going on here, Kowalski?
 * Sparx: Yeah! I was trying to sleep while trying to avoid Spyro from crushing me in his sleep with his massive body.
 * Kowalski: Lodgers, we woke you up because B.O.B is in big trouble, and it's all my fault!
 * Missing Link: B.O.B? What about him?
 * Kowalski: Well, I may have tried to create another Jiggles so I couldn't worry about missing him, but B.O.B must've gotten attracted to it like a positive and negative charge.
 * Dr. Cockroach: (Sighs) I knew this would happen!
 * Icky: Yeah, me too!
 * Kowalski: And not just that, but it almost killed Kairi. She's been digested and absorbed by B.O.B's mutated form, and the only way to save her is to get B.O.B back to normal. And I just happen to have the solution right here! (Takes out a bottle of the antidote) When this stuff touches B.O.B's mutant form, he'll be cured faster than you can say 'It's working!'
 * SpongeBob: And what exactly is your plan?
 * Sandy: Yeah! I've seen The Blob a dozen times, and when it comes to monsters like B.O.B, then it won't be easy. He's bulletproof, fireproof, adaptive, and cunning.
 * Kowalski: But isn't he vulnerable to extremely cold temperatures?
 * Sandy:...Yeah, he is!
 * Kowalski: Well, there you have it! We'll use everything cold we can get our hands on to lure him to one spot in New York where we can turn him back to normal. Everybody clear? (Everyone mutters) Well, alright, then! Let's get our hero on!
 * Tri-Corn is in the air, and sees everything!
 * Tri-corn: "That freak is destroying my city! General Horns, i want that thing destroyed!!"
 * General Horns, the same Water Buffilo from before: "(On the radio) Tri-Corn granted the order boys, charge the attack! summon the battle robots, bring me every single rocket launcgher in stock, we got jeloton to serve! and i said that to be dramitic, by which, i mean we got a monster to destroy!"
 * Battle Robot: (Leaving Senator Tricorn's Private Air Shuttle) Standard Search and Destroy Pattern: Locate the Monster and Neutralize with Extreme Protest.
 * Jigglodon: (Very gigantic and roars)
 * Buffalo Soldier: Fire machine guns! (Buffalo soldiers fire machine guns, but they have no effect on Jigglodon)
 * Battle Robot: Target Must Be Destroyed! (Fires blasters, but blasters also have no effect)
 * Jigglodon: That tickles! (Devours and digests Buffalo soldiers and grows bigger)
 * Battle Robot 2: Target Must Be Destroyed! (Takes out flamethrower and fires at Jigglodon, but Jigglodon covers flamethrower, causing the Battle Robot to catch fire and explode)
 * Battle Robot: Must Retreat! (Robots try flying away, but Jigglodon's tentacles grab the robots, and smashes them together)
 * Tri-corn: "Great sun fire! nothing hurts it! Horns, now what do we do?!"
 * General Horns: "I'm out of ideas."
 * Senator Tricorn: Well, you'd better think of something!
 * Jigglodon: (Slithers down a hole into the sewers)
 * General Horns: Senator, look! The monster has retreated into the sewers!
 * Senator Tricorn: Excellent! Let's use that to keep it contained until we find a way to kill it.
 * Buffalo Soldier: (Looks on computer) Senator? It would seem that another shuttle has entered the perimeter. I believe it's the Shell Lodger's flying van.
 * Senator Tricorn: Them? What could they be doing here?
 * Buffalo Soldier: I think it's their job, your highness. Plus, I think they have a hand in this monster's sins.
 * Senator Tricorn: Well, if you're sure, then we must have them captured. General, I want those Lodgers captured and ready for questioning. If we're lucky, we might get them to reveal the monster's weakness. GO!
 * General Horns: Yes, your highness! It will be done! (Runs off)
 * Mr. Dodo: (Lands van in New York) Alright, here we are.
 * SpongeBob: (Lodgers hop out of van) FLAPPIN FLOSOME, WHAT'S THAT? (Sees giant aircraft)
 * Spyro: That is Senator Tricorn's Private Air Shuttle. It's Senator Tricorn's main method of UUniversal transportation.
 * SpongeBob: But what would the Senator be doing here?
 * Dr. Cockroach: She must be after B.O.B.
 * Squidward: Speaking of B.O.B, where is he?
 * Buffalo Soldier: FREEZE! (Buffalo soldiers point machine guns at Lodgers) DON'T MOVE!
 * Max Cat: (Hacks hairball) Oh, geez! (Clears throat) I hairballed myself!
 * Donkey: AAARRGH! (Hides behind Shrek)
 * Buffalo Soldier: You all are coming with us by order of Senator Tricorn!
 * Icky: "We have more impourent matters, ya over-grown cow!"
 * Cynder: "As much as we would "love" to enterain that foul mannored she-dragon, we intend on capturing the creature! Now, if you don't mind, we'll be going!"
 * Water buffalo soldiers surround!
 * Po: "Oh, so we're gonna play it like that, huh?"
 * General Horns appeared.
 * General Horns: "Sic-im boys!" (Buffalo soldiers take out weird looking sticks that begin glowing in power, and the Soldiers bash them with the sticks, knocking them out)
 * Private: (Wakes up with him and the rest of the Lodgers strapped to futuristic torture devices) AAAHH!
 * SpongeBob: AAAAAH!
 * Private: AAAAH!
 * Patrick: AAAH!
 * All Lodgers: AAAAAAAHHHHH! (Torture devices pop spikes out of surfaces) AAOOOWCH!
 * Senator Tricorn: SILENCE, YOU MEDDLING VIGILANTES!
 * SpongeBob: Senator Tricorn?
 * Shifu: Tell us, Senator, what is this means of torture for?
 * Po: Yeah! I don't like spikes on my chair!
 * Senator Tricorn: Oh, those torture devices do MORE than just spikes! The devices have over 20 forms of torture!
 * Lord Shen: "What is the meaning of this, Senitor? And what kind of torture are you talking about?"
 * Senator Tricorn: You Lodgers are gonna tell me what I want to know about this creature that calls itself 'Jigglodon'.
 * Kowalski: Hmm, catchy name.
 * Lord Shen: What makes you think we'll tell you? (Senator Tricorn pushes button on control panel, and torture device places tape on the back of Lord Shen's neck, and then rips it off) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!
 * Senator Tricorn: As Senator, I order you to tell me! Are you involved in this creature's origins?
 * Lord Shen: Yes!
 * Senator Tricorn: Then how was this creature created?
 * Kowalski: Don't tell her, Lord Shen! (Torture device zaps him until his feathers stick out)
 * Senator Tricorn: Do NOT speak unless spoken to, penguin! Alright, peacock, how was this creature created and how do I stop it?
 * Lord Shen: Okay, Kowalski created it by accident.
 * Senator Tricorn: He did, did he? (Walks up to Kowalski) Well, then, Kowalski, how do we kill this beast?
 * Kowalski: You want to KILL IT? But you can't! (Torture device punches Kowalski in the gut) OOF!
 * Senator Tricorn: I am Senator of this world, penguin, I can do whatever I want whenever I want! Now tell me how to stop this creature at once!
 * Kowalski: I'll never talk! NEVER! (Torture device starts getting hot) OOOOOOWWW! HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!
 * Senator Tricorn: You'd better talk, or by all the Fires of Hell, I'll spank you so hard, you'll never be able to sit again!
 * Skipper: Thank goodness it's not like what the Romp Whomper did to me. (Torture device turns Skipper sideways, and spanks him thrice) OW, OW, OUCH! Spoke too soon!
 * Senator Tricorn: Be silent!
 * Kowalski: Alright, fine, you want the truth? It can't stand cold temperatures, okay?!?
 * Senator Tricorn: Cold temperatures? Of course. I should've known that after I watched The Blob!
 * Shifu: Senator, if I may, I think you're making a big mistake. That creature is our friend!
 * Senator Tricorn: You? Friends with that thing? (Laughs) Seriously, you misfits are clearly nieved! That monster has terrorized New York for far too long, and it must be destroyed immediately!
 * Sandy: Senator, please! That 'monster' is our buddy who has been mutated by accident, and it is our job to get him back to normal!
 * Senator Tricorn: SILENCE! (Torture device pulls Sandy's ears)
 * Sandy: OOWWCH!
 * Senator Tricorn: Listen to me, you ignorant fools! A monster is a monster, and as with every monster, it must be destroyed! General Horns? Bring me my Mechasuit! I'll destroy this beast myself!
 * Icky: "Aw gees, and i thought Axle was being a jerk about this, now you? Aren't dragons considered monsters?"
 * Tri-Cron: "Exquse me?"
 * Icky: "Yeah, dragons kill and/or fry villagers, eat sheep, kidnapped princesses, trash knights, and are serious gold hoarders! what i am trying to say is, dragons and blob things aren't to VERY different from eachother! so, he's like a monster brother to ya. Now think about that, Tri-face."