I'll Make A Man Out Of You (Ace the Alpha in The Dark Arts of War)

This is a variant of the popular Mulan song of the same name, only this version is sung by Ace the Alpha when the situation for him and his team of Team Positron is dire when the overwhelming and virtually-limited forces of Paroxysmus begin to overwhelm them into hiding as the forces try to find them in their expansive Positron Gully hideout.

Lyrics:
Ace the Alpha:
 * MAN UP, LADIES!!
 * Let's get down to business
 * To defeat those fools!
 * I asked for valiant soldiers
 * All I got was you!
 * You're the saddest bunch I ever met
 * But you can bet before we're through
 * Losers, I'll make a man out of you!


 * Tranquil as a forest
 * But I'm fire within!
 * Once you find your center
 * You are sure to win!
 * You're a spineless pale pathetic lot
 * And you haven't got a clue!
 * Somehow I'll make a man out of you!

Elowen the Eta: Taggart the Theta: Iain the Iota: Demarcus the Delta: Eliphalet the Epsilon: Zed the Zeta:
 * I'm never gonna catch my breath!
 * Say goodbye to those who knew me!
 * Boy was I a fool in school for cutting gym!
 * This guy's got 'em scared to death!
 * (Unintelligible muffles)
 * Now I really wish that I knew how to swim!

BARTON THE BETA/Ace the Alpha:
 * BE A MAN!
 * You must be swift as the coursing river
 * BE A MAN!
 * With all the force of a great typhoon
 * BE A MAN!
 * With all the strength of a raging fire
 * Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Ace the Alpha:
 * Time is racing toward us
 * Till that mook arrives!
 * Heed my every order
 * And you might survive
 * You're unsuited for the rage of war
 * So pack up, go home, you're through!
 * How could I make a man out of you?

BARTON THE BETA/Ace the Alpha: (2x)
 * BE A MAN!
 * You must be swift as the coursing river
 * BE A MAN!
 * With all the force of a great typhoon
 * BE A MAN!
 * With all the strength of a raging fire
 * Mysterious as the dark side of the moon