The REAL Best Night Ever

The REAL Best Night Ever is the 15th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Celestia and Luna decide to throw another Grand Galloping Gala and have it be an all-fun occasion for everyone, they invite all Equestians, the Lodgers and Kairi to join in while Taiku and his friends spend time with Spyro, Sparx and Kairi since Taiku dubbed them the new members of his gang of friends back in Fluttershy's First Easter. However, things don't go as planned when the rude Dragon Teens from Season 2 and the Diamond Dogs from Season 1 are simple henchmen hired by Dr. Nefarious to invade the palace, crash the party and finally make Kairi his queen while taking over an entire nation and proving to Malefor and his Non-Darkspawn father that he is 10 times the Darkspawn Lord he is in the progress. He is also secretly alliened to Prince Blueblood, who appears to be jealious of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood and has Nefarious make a machine capable of wing transplant as well as apeaseing the wishes of his cohorts, Griff, a tough richmen griffin who has a jerky outlook on life who wants to get back pony slaves for his family ever since Pony Slavery became illegal, and Gob, a member of a goblin tribe once dominate of the area that is now Manehatten and wants the city toren down and the land to be given back to the goblins. Only the Lodgers, The Mane 6, Spike, Taiku, Alice, The Celestial Sisters, Shining, Cadance and the MU Gang can save her. Plus, the new bearers of the Original Elements of Harmony are finally chosen: Helping Hooves (Guidence), Sincere Funtime (Sincerity), Kindheart (Compassion), Twilight's Celestia-worshipping cousin Midnight Fate (Faith), and of all the ponies in Equestria, none other then Lightning Dust (Courage), who explains that she wanted to be a Wonderbolt of extreme measures because a dead childhood friend Daisy Beds, who wanted to be a Wonderbolt, but caught a rare wing disease, as well as other personal childhood tragies and having a famed Wonderbolt grandfather who died from a dishaster, must stand up to this. Now, Lighting will have to overcome negitive feelings for Rainbow Dash while ensuring Kairi's rescue and comuppence is on Team Nefarious and a treacherious prince?

The Mane 6 do their celebrations all over again. This time...
 * Twilight will speak for Celestia at the Gala
 * Pinkie will be the DJ and she will set up the party decorations.
 * Rainbow Dash will be joining in an act with the Wonderbolts.
 * Fluttershy will try making friends with the scared animals again, this time the best she can.
 * Applejack will be given a bigger stall to get ponies' attention to her products.
 * Rarity encounters Prince Blueblood, and is still angry at him for his disgusting behavior. But Blueblood has a secret that intents to make him the new ruler of Equestia with 2 cohorts and a secret allience with Nefarious himself about anonimus funding of a machine capable of wing transplant, implying this involves Blueblood's newfound jealiousy for Twilight.

Fan-made Transcript
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Chapter 1: Preparing for the New Grand Galloping Gala
Deviant Art- Taiku's Dressing Room
 * A film began with grandiose music as slow-motion footage of Taiku was shown on screen; while a stereotypical documentary voice-over began to speak.
 * Documentary Narratior: Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon. You know him as the wacky irresistable savior and protector of Andalasia in Dragonfire92379's NeverEnding Story Series. Princess Bloom of Domino's dragon, protecter and best friend, Haku's younger brother, Alice Gehabich's oc boyfriend, a close friend to Princess Kairi of Radiant Garden and certain members of Scroopfan's famed Shell Louge Squad. And the star of Dragonfire's many other devilant art fanfictions. But how much do you really know about this courageous adventurer and fun-seeker? Join us now as we take you: BEHIND THE LEGEND!
 * Taiku is seen watching his documentary and pauses it as he turns to the audience.
 * Taiku: "Oh, i didn't seen you there... If you could pardon my post-modernisum."
 * Canned Laughter.
 * Taiku: Thank you, thank you. So right about now you guys are proabley wondering how did someone like me end up becoming a fanmake superstar of Tman's devilant art account? I don't have a clue either!
 * Canned laughter.
 * Taiku: "But seriously, i do have some justofication for that. You see, it was sometime after my involvement of certain Spongebob and Friends Cronicles episodes, "Magic University" and "Fluttershy's First Easter", i was called in by my creator, Tman. Well you see, ever since the big boss himself desided to offitcally change the series by the start of Season 14 involving Kairi, of which i am not gonna blab more about to avoid spoilers, wink wink, he brought me over day for a big job."
 * Taiku then shows the audience his first appearence in The NeverEnding Story With A Twist Poster as he continued explaining
 * Taiku: "I appeared in a, rather strange Lord of the rings, The modern Hobbit, and the Neverending story parody, and the catch is, it's with a twist which was an amazing sucess. then follows, alot more pieces of work (Various other posters of Tman's appeared.) What can i say? Tman is addicted to me. But anyway, i bet your wondering? What was my history like? Did he always had a glamorious, wonderful life? ...... I have to be honest, i did not."
 * Caned Audience gasped.
 * Taiku: But I rather not talk about it. Let's talk about what happened after my hardships. I bet your wondering? What are you doing with me when your in an episode about the Gala Season 2 has been talking about for some time since "Beautiful and Dangerous"? You know, that episode about two chamed attractive thiefs the lougers had to beat? That is a good question... Remember in some episodes of Both original and Cronicles series, sometimes they would have a Narrator of the week to show you the story? Well, guess who's this week's episode's narrator?
 * Arrows point to Taiku as a canned audience cheer is heard.
 * Taiku: Thank you! Thank you. Now I about to tell you this story which littary made the front page of the headlines. (Shows a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan!")
 * Taiku: "I bet your filled with Questions like, "What's Lightning Dust, a few ponies you don't know, Midnight Fate, and Prince Blueblood doing here? Who's the other near Oc Clones of Phil and Mushu with Lightning Dust along with that little green sprite? and more impourently, what did Ne-dork-ious do this time?" Well, i am gonna answer all that, and more."
 * The Canned Audience chuckled a pit.
 * Taiku: And It wasn't long ago in fact. You see, it all started when everyone was excited about the forementioned Gala when it was still in the progress of being prepared...

Ponyville. (This, interesting verson of Bibbdi Bobbidi Boo plays as a Rock and Roll Colt band appears from nowhere by Discord magic, while Twilight did the transformation spell on both the mice into horses and apple into carrage).
 * Pinkie is seen cheering and bouncing around.
 * Taiku (Narraiting): Everyone was really excited that the Gala was almost upon us. Pinkie Pie most of all.
 * The lougers are seen with the Mane 6.
 * Pinkie gets excited to the point she begins to throw confeti everywhere!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, Miss Pinkie, the Gala is still a few days away before the offitcal time of the party and already your exploding with anpisitation i expect?"
 * Pinkie: "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Gilda: "Ahh dang it! Pinkie owes me a hearing aid... Maybe."
 * Pinkie becomes concern with what Gilda saids and brings out a Megaphone.
 * Pinkie (into Megaphone): "CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?!"
 * Echos repeat "Me" for a few times before fading.
 * Gilda gets annoyed.
 * Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yes, i can hear you screaming to a mega phone. My earholes are not bleeding right now. Thanks."
 * Pinkie: "Okie Doklie Lokie, Gilda."
 * Gilda starts to get frustracted with Pinkie's antics!
 * Viper: "Gilda, remember your breathing exsirizes."
 * Po: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep track of one princess of heart and get a purple dragon into kung fu fighting shape. We can't waste time trying to keep you from causing Pink Pony Massicure.
 * Viper: "Now, breath in."
 * Gilda breaths in.
 * Viper: "Breath out."
 * Gilda breaths out.
 * Viper: "Fell better?"
 * Gilda: "Alittle."
 * Rarity: "I am looking forword to find out who the new elements of harmony for the lost original elements are. I'm so excited and filled with Pinkie Pie-like glee!"
 * Icky: "So Rares, you said you were gonna make Gala clothing for us?"
 * Rarity: "Oh, i almost dreadfully forgotten. Thank you for our timely inquriy Ickerious."
 * Rarity brings out alot of bags.
 * Po: "Wow, that's alot of bags."
 * Rarity: "Your gonna love your outfits for the Gala. Like my friends, i made them based on your personallies and quirks."
 * Gilda: "Ya better not made me frou-frouy!"
 * Rarity: "Oh, worry not my dear Griffin, i figured you wouldn't be thr frou-frou time in light of your tomboyish behavior, not meaning to afraid with the use of the word mind you."
 * Icky: "So our Gala get-up is based on our personalies and quirks huh? I hope it isn't too over-the-top like that episode where Hoity-Toity appeared."
 * Spongebob: And more importantly those three villain teams better think twice before planning to crash the party.
 * Po: I hear ya Spongebob, cause The High Council's gonna be all eyes on them like hawks.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, Mang and the villain geek leage are still fudged and won't be freed until after this episode, and the Scourage for brains are still dealing with their annual rebelion problems, and Nefarious is most likely still bitching like a bitch on how his virus failed him in the Omicon episode."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk assuming anything won't happen none of the less."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, the High Council is becoming surrealy demanding on the villain teams ever since this habit of crashing of fun times started. They're less likely to be stupid like that."
 * Skipper: "But still, that isn't an exquse that we can't be on our toes."
 * Rico nods and littaly stand on his toes!
 * Twilight: "Ok everyone, i am about to get the Carrage and Horse spell right this time!"
 * Boss Wolf: "This time?"
 * Rarity: "Let's just say the last attempt some time ago could've been, better."
 * Boy Sora: So all your studing from the Disney version of Cinderella is paying off huh?
 * Twilight: "Hopefully."
 * Fluttershy brought some mice over.
 * Fluttershy: "Twilight, are you sure you can get this right this time?"
 * Applejack: "Relax, Rarity made sure she didn't bring her cat out this time."
 * Twilight: "Ok, here goes nothing!"
 * Icky: This outta be good.
 * Sandy: "Let her rip, Twi."
 * Twilight: Allright here we go! Mistro!
 * (Twilight begins singing Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo)
 * Discord interupts the song!
 * Discord: "Sorry for the interuption, but if we're going to include this song, we'll do it MY way. HIT IT?!"

(A familiar song from Family guy plays)
 * Icky: "Wow..... That was unexpected."
 * Tai: Hey Discord that's smokin!
 * Discord was confused.
 * Discord: "A positive complament from someone NOT Fluttershy or Celestia in a good mood? Is such a thing possable? Normally, when i appear to do something random, it is met with a negitive respondse."
 * Twilight: "Your not familier with possitive opinions or respondses?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well he was once one of your enemies, so alchorse not!"
 * Discord: "Well, that and, even when i am reformed in a majority extent, I am still not 100% clear that ponies are starting to like me."
 * Spongebob: "Well depends, if they didn't like you, wouldn't you be run out of town by an angry mob by now?"
 * Discord: "Actselly, I'm also confused why that hasn't happen yet."
 * Applejack: "You got both the carrage and the horses right. The horses don't have mice faces and the carrage ain't just a giant apple."
 * Trixie: "We don't have to go home by midnight do we? Cause in the story, the horses and carrage turn back into mice and a pumpkin."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, my transformation spell is periment for as long as i see fit. But as for the Gala, well, it depends on how long the Gala lasts."
 * Trixie: "Well i hope it's long enough to give me enough time to razzle dazzle the rich Canterlotian folk with Trixie's incredable pazzazz!?"
 * Patrick: "But isn't that imapprobeate?"
 * Icky: "It's pazzazz, not penis Patrick, and Trixie's a chick, ya pink starfish dipshit!"
 * Squidward: "We could go without the cussing."
 * Spongebob: Yeah cause the Censor people are allready on us so far and let me, Patrick and Squidward tell you why thought song.
 * Icky: "Oh, like you know the Censors."
 * Spongebob: "Oh yeah, i know alot of Censors, espeically the most strictest censors of all, The FCC."

Cutaway Present Flashback Present Flashback Present The Present-Taiku's Dressing Room Ponyville
 * Twilight: "Wow, that escalated quickly."
 * Matt: Yeah. I'm surprise we made it this far with all the cursing and inaproppirate stuff Scroopfan threw at us.
 * Squidward: And I'm more surprised we dident get a lawsuit from the Censors cause this IS a kids show.
 * Iago: "I guess it's because Spongebob and Friends Adventures is a web series."
 * Rarity: "Well it's no exquse for any of us to have pottymouths."
 * Lord Shen: "Quite, now let's move on to a subject that matters to the episode."
 * Spike: "And speaking of that, I am looking forword to find out who the new element barers are."
 * Sandy: "Well, it has to whoever relects what the elements represent."
 * Patrick: "Well yeah.... What do those other elements represent again? I lost track."
 * Spyro: That my pink seastar friend would be the elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion, and the last one is Courage.
 * Twilight: Good memory Spyro.
 * Icky: "Yeah, we went through quite alot before we finally got around to who is the new elementeers ever since Celestia got them back from that Captain Sora Wannabe: Discovering Twilight's old history, A giant shark problem, the easter mishap, A cyberjurrasic park gone haywire, Spongebob almost forgetting who he is, Two attractive thiefs, An Attractive Pterodon, Gelotodrone, A 4th of July near dishater, Crane's crazy oil obcessed uncle, a planet of the kind of yours truely, a planet of super beings, the Omicron mess, Qui's plan gone backfire, and now, here we are."
 * Lord Shen: "We're not including the Star Wars Parody?"
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, that one was made more for fun, it doesn't count as an adventure."
 * Lord Shen: "Good point."
 * Twilight: Well, another thing is that Celestia wanted to do a few favors for us so we wouldn't screw everything up like last time. As a princess, I get to speak out for Celestia.
 * Rainbow Dash: And I get to perform with the Wonderbolts! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?
 * Applejack: Celestia was nice enough to rent me a bigger stall so I could get some more sales.
 * Fluttershy: I feel like trying again with those frightened animals again, but after what happened last time, I don't think the gardener will let me in there.
 * Twilight: Well, I had a chat with him, and convinced him to give you another chance. But the animals might be more scared of you after seeing how scary you were last time.
 * Fluttershy: (At the Gala) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Well, this time, I'll try and do the best I can to bond with them. No more traps, and no more yelling.
 * Pinkie: Celestia even let ME do most of the decorations for the Gala. I even get to be the DJ.
 * Rarity:...(Sighs)...
 * Applejack: Rarity? What's wrong, sugar-cube?
 * Rarity: Oh, nothing. It's just that...since the last Gala, I've been thinking about that god awful Blueblood.
 * Discord: Someone you know?
 * Rarity: Well, it's kind of a long story...
 * (Rarity): Before the last Gala, I wanted to be there and meet a charming and handsome stallion named Prince Blueblood. He seemed nice at first, but I found out the hard way that he wasn't THAT much of what I pictured him to be. He was in fact a complete jerk. He wasn't THAT much of a gentlecolt. He was rude, unsympathic, lazy, bossy, selfish, and absolutely stubborn. When he was about to give me a rose, he actually took it for himself. He expected ME to open a door for him, he used my shawl as a bridge so he wouldn't have to get himself dirty over a puddle, he expected ME to pay for his food, he insulted Applejack's food in front of her, and worst of all, HE USED ME AS A PONY SHIELD!!!
 * Blueblood: (Forrestfire101 parody) PONY SHIELD!!! (A cake splatters all over Rarity)
 * (Rarity): OOH!!! He was nothing but trouble! He's the highest form of jerk! I couldn't even believe I could fall for a pony like him!
 * Rarity: If I have to see HIM again, I swear to Celestia, I will throw a shit fit!
 * Applejack: Dad gum, girl, that's the first time I ever heard you cuss in a long time.
 * Rarity: "...... Pardon my unlady-like languise, but Blueblood is the one pony that makes me wish murder wasn't illegal."
 * Twilight: "Well, it is illegal, so, you are incredability out of luck."
 * Rarity: "But alchorse i won't let HIM prevent me from attending the most grandest of parties in Equestia, espiecailly that Celestia will sought to make them cater to our whims more. Who knows, maybe Blueblood would be too pride-hurt from what i did to get even to even show up, or maybe he'll defelupted a fear of me, or maybe he gotten eaten by a hydra at this point, or maybe he's in prison, or maybe he got sick and died from sickness, or poison, or-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "RARITY?!"
 * Rarity: Sorry. I went too far. But at least I...kind of...have someone who's better than him.
 * Iago: Pedo--
 * Rarity: (Dubbed as Miss Piggy) DON'T YOU DARE!!!
 * Iago: Well, I wouldn't think of it.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I get to meet up with the Wonderbolts again. Spitfire was beginning to consider me a legend after they saw how awesome I was back at Wonderbold Academy. Especially after I put that freak of nature Lightning Dust in her place. I sure hope that's the LAST time I ever see her in my life.
 * Taiku: Someone you know?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Does this require another flashback?
 * Discord: I suppose so, Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Alright, fine...
 * (Rainbow Dash): Lightning Dust was a student at Wonderbolt Academy. She was almost a lot like me. She was fast, she was determined, and she wanted to be a Wonderbolt desperately. She and I became not just partners, but a bit like friends. Spitfire chose her as the lead pony, which I didn't take at first. But then I realized that she wasn't fit for being a Wonderbolt at all. She liked to push herself to limits she could never accomplish. One exercise wounded my wing after I couldn't keep up with her, and one time, she used a tornado to clear up some clouds. But that tornado caused my friends to be blown across the sky like ragdolls. After I managed to save them, I consulted Spitfire about it, and I was thinking about quitting until she admitted that I was right. From then on, I took Lightning's place as lead pony.
 * Rainbow Dash: I didn't necessarily pay attention to what happened to LD after that. I assumed she was kicked out, and sent back home. But if you ask me, I'm GLAD she's gone.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, i know Lightning Dust is not a favored Pony to you,.but would it hurt if you had just talked to her about it? She would've been able to explain why she did that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Why should I? She almost had you and the others killed!
 * Applejack: Look, sugar-plum, I know she made a lot of bad choices, but that doesn't mean YOU have to. Twilight made the same mistake with Gary Skalesworth, and look what happened to him!
 * Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm not gonna discuss this any longer. I'm not seeing her again, and that's final.
 * Banzai (wispers): "No surprise Rainbow Dash is such a prideful bitch."
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Banzai: "I said Prideful B-"
 * Shenzi shoves Banzai.
 * Banzai: "Uh, i said uh, Prideful Fish?"
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...anyway, Rarity? Let's see our outfits for the Gala.
 * Lord Shen: I'd like to see the outfit you made for Kairi.
 * Rarity: "I prefer it when you get to try them on and see for yourselfs. Everyone to be Bontik!"
 * Icky: "Ok fine, but they better be worth it."
 * Taiku: So far the louge's preperation for the upcoming gala was progressing smoothly. But sorry for the interuption, i bet you really wanted to see the lougers in their gala attire right?
 * Canned Audience woot!
 * Taiku: "Oh don't worry, we'll get to that in good time. But first, how many of you think Rainbow Dash was alittle too harsh to Lightning Dust, even besides the fact Dusty did to alot of stupid things?" (The audience mumbles for a bit) Well, as it turns out, LD did that for a reason. But I won't bring about any spoilers, so you'll find out soon enough. And about Prince Blueblood? Do you think he'll have second thoughts on Rarity? (The audience mumbles again) Well, the truth is, he doesn't. But again, I can't reveal any spoilers, so it'll have to wait. So I guess we should get back to the story.
 * Taiku (Narrating): Anyway the lougers where both excited and nervous to see their gala attires, especally Kairi's dress.
 * Icky (inside a dress-up closet): "Ok, we're in the gala cloths. Now can we go outside?"
 * Rarity: "Just give me the oppertunity to place in the mirrors, then i'll signel you to come out." (She does that for a few seconds) Alright, you can come out now.
 * Lord Shen: (Comes out in a new black and red robe with a Yin-Yang symbol on the middle, along with some red streaks)...Well...how do I look--HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! (Sees himself in the mirror) Would you look at THIS? I look better than ever.
 * Boss Wolf: (Comes out with a dark blue robe with the wolves' symbol on the middle with some white streaks)...I gotta admit, I look rather...dashing.
 * Sandy: (In a Western-themed outfit with skinny jeans, brown boots, a shirt that matches her purple swimsuit, and a white vest) Yee-hoo! I feel like a newborn legend in THIS outfit.
 * Private: (In a dark pink tuxedo with a Lunacorn imprint on the left side, along with a rainbow streak)...(Laughs) This makes me feel like one of you. (Presses a button on his suit)
 * Lunacorn Voice: "I call laughter 'tickle music' (Giggle)"
 * Skipper: (In a green-camouflage tuxedo with a fake military badge on it) Oh, how dandy! But Ooh-la-la, do I look like a commander, or what?