The Bester Gift Ever

The Lougers once again desided to hold a holiday party at Equestria in the School of Friendship and invited their allies to attend to enjoy the festivities. However, the party suddenly got interupted by EXTREMELY uninvited guests: An army of the same Nova-Titans from "A Defence for De-Extinction" Two-Parter lead surprisingly by A mysteriously restored North Wind, Toron, Kai, Equinox, Corruptus, Mothlock, Lu Kai, Tyberious, Duke Rough Diamond, Doltson, Magmatacus as a grown up again, Cold Ironheart, Prince Mane-Feather as a Stone of Geo corrupted dragon again, Another Yakotuar, Wicked Heart, Segrego, Winger, The Mean Six, Coffee, Bishop Dipper, Apocrypha, even Lord Millapede's back, and for whatever reason, the troupe are out on a mission to "Destroy Christmas and Hearths Warming" and to bring forth a Windego Ice Age. This made the group confused as it was NOT consistent with what the various villains were usually like, espeically not North Wind who wanted to CONTROL christmas, not destroy it. But then came the Reindeer, Aurora, Bori, and Alice, and told them that the villains they are seeing are NOT the ones they are familier with, but actselly hatred shadows that happen to take the form of their witnesseses most undesireable and/or recent foes. So after defeating the hatred spirits, which lead them to discover the shorce of where the Hatred Spirits came from, a black necromorthic frost-bitten Reindeer named Lord Shiver, who reveil that Aura, Borei and Alice and canonly shown Reindeer from the comics are but hybrids of true Reindeer, who live futher north of Equestria in the Cervian reindeer and caribou land of Rangifia and are of the magical reindeer responsible for spreading gifts to all children and adults, as typical of reindeer, called Hearth Reindeer. And Shiver has grown immensely bitter on how Hearths Warming and Chirstmas alike, is treated with commercialisum with barely any true respect to the original meaning of both holidays that he aims to upright get rid of both holidays so they are not mistreated anymore and would only reverse it if they are treated with respect again, with the threat that failure to do so will allow the Windegos to take over. However, The Pillers and the Founders of Equestria arrived to deal with Shiver themselves, warning that he's too powerful for the misfits to face alone. However, Shiver gives a surprise to the Founders in anpsipating their return: Gale, and for the Pillers, Speicalised Hatred Spirits that take the form of darker versons of themselves that mock and belittle them for their regrets and what they had done in trying to send themselves to Limbo in trying to stop the Pony of Shadows. All the while, Discord and Deadpool began to have a present contest on who can give their faverite pony the better gift, and pretty much have a tomfoolery rivalry in allou to "Employee of the Month" as the duo end up humiliating eachother in trying to find that perfect gift. This would be a holiday event no-one's gonna forget. Meanwhile, the Young Six and others share their own stories of how they spent the holidays during The Best Gift Ever, all while they are showing around a new student: the reindeer Princess of Rangifia Princess Polarity.

Stories

 * Gallus- Gallus found himself right back at home, being miserable once more, and Gabby and Gruff took notice. As a result, Gabby aims to make the Blue Moon Festival MORE then just the one rare event where Griffins aren't so assholish to eachother and aims to adopt Hearths' Warming Traditions into the festival, but the traditionalist trade establisher of Griffinstone and one of the comtemporary leaders of the troubled colony, Count Troy Diction, refuses to allow any changes. Thus, Gabby needs to find a way to inspire Gallus to help her bring the cheer of the holidays to a troubled tradition, with Gabby believing that if the Blue Moon Festival was made better then comtemporarly having everyone BARELY be nice to eachother for that day, it might not only make Gallus' time away from the School of Friendship students more enjoyable, but contribute in improving Griffin attatudes.
 * Smolder and Quartz- Smolder and Quartz had no trouble noticing that the dragons are even more aggressive then usual, and it didn't took them long to discover why: The Feast of Fire now has a theme about how "Sucky" Ponies are. And it's being run by Vemita, Quartz' old bully, and her goons, Zmarts, Garbage and Pail, Gasser and Ignitito, A Hidious Zippleback Look-alike with virtually the same funtion as well, Slammerhino, a dragon with a large nose horn, and the insecure dimintive dragon who is the son of the elder who usually runs the event, Bright Eyes, of which the event was meant to be for him, but Vemita and her goons overwealmed him and forced him to surrender the one thing that allows the festival to go, The Torch of Stories, a magical torch that reacts to the best story it was told to and how a winner is desided, and unfortunately, because Vemita choose a theme to be about "Ponies Sucking", it would end up encouraging dragons' superiority complexes against ponies. Smolder aims to get Quartz to put a stop to this shit and stop a false theme end up serving to make Dragons want to give ponies shit. But with Quartz not as confident to face Vemita again since she knows it's a real one and not an illution from the cave of harmony, Smolder's best chances of stopping Vemita may involve a difficult task: Finding the two ponies Quartz befriended to begin with.
 * Ocellus, Gaster, Caster, and Buster- At the Changeling Hive, Gaster struggles to find a gift for Ocellus after confessing his crush on her to his brothers. Even more so since Gaster has very embittered feelings torwords holidays in general since Changelings used to celebrate "Chrysalis Day", a time where the hive automaticly gives all gifts to Chrysalis, especially when one of the worst holiday-traditional Changelings, Humbug, becomes a public nuisance. Ocellus struggles to give a gift to Gaster and his brothers as well, espeically since she realised that the Changelings ended up taking the holiday to a litteralist way and now has to be able to get the Changelings to make some changes about their way of celebrating Hearth's Warming. All the while, Caster and Buster are inspired by "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and want to "Stole" Hearth's Warming from all of Equestria as the penultamate prank, but the duo would end up being proven LOUSY grinches when they instead get mistaken as "Reindeer" in an orphanage and end up giving a troubled one named Downz McGutter some hope for his future as he was never adopted dude to be crippled in both backlegs and one front leg being able to completely move, now the two needed to give him the greatest of all gifts: A family.
 * Rhabdom, Sandbar, and Shore- Sandbar and Shore spent some time togather while they wait for Novo to deliver Sandbar's own transformation necklace. But the two ended up discovering from Sandbar's siblings that Sandbar's parents are finally filing for devorce on litterally a very immoppertune time when it's the holidays because the two finally felt their love for eachother has run it's course. Sandbar and Shore both aim to revitalised that romance by playing "Hearth's Helper" and set up events where the two both end up getting very speical presents of what the two desired the most and into thinking that they gotten eachother a great present, but would it end up complimenting things when the two actively tried to prove eachother that they gave eachother the best ever gifts? All the while, Rhabdom tries to introduse Hearth's Warming to her hive, but like with Ocellus, they ended up taking a VERY litteralist approuch to everything and end up embarising her.
 * Silverstream- An inbetween event occuring during the last story, Silverstream aims to give Sandbar and Shore the best ever gift by asking Novo to give Sandbar a transformation necklace. But alas, The Three Days of Freedom Celebration faces cancelation by a Hippogriff Embessy member and a land-purist, Sir Drybutt, who aims to "Reabilitate" the Hippogriffs of Mount Aris by re-intrudusing the Land Hippogriff holiday, "Sky Day", in rather having the Mount Aris Hippogriffs forget they ever had a reason to be in the ocean and go back to being "A proper Hippogriff Colony". With Novo and Skystar helpless to stop him, Silverstream aims to convince Drybutt out of his path, which will lead her to understand that Drybutt back in the Pure Hippogriffin homeland had a trumatic exspearience in almost drowning in one event, which lead to him having Aqua-phobia ever since, of which Silverstream aims to cure.
 * Yona- Apawn Yona's arrival, she heard Pinkie's scream about "The Gift Givers", and so did Yakbrain, who came to Rutherford and forced him to admit that Yaks were terrorable at giving gifts, to Yakbrain's dismay as he became IMMEASUREABLY upset that Yaks "have become SO STUPID to the point that even a mere exchanging of gifts is as confusing as the meaning of life" as Yakbrain proceeded to run away crying! Yona then realises that she needs to help Yakbrain more then ever now, as she aims to give Yakbrain the greatist of gifts: Getting Yaks to learn how to give gifts, as well as help Yakbrain appreciate the joy of the 'dumb' ceremonies the Yaks have on the holidays, something he has always couldn't stand. But because of Snilldar Fest, a time where things given to Yaks are instintly crushed and smashed, Yona may end up not having a that great of a time.
 * Skyceria- Skyceria arrives home in time to enjoy the Perytons' holiday, The Ice Festival, which is the winter part of the Peryton's seasonal holiday traditions. She came to look forword to a time of enjoying a great feast of winter's bounty and the phrasing of nature. However, Skyceria's home is being pressured to be bought out by an overtly determined land defelupter unicorn named Absolut'e Resort'e, who aims to turn the Peryton's home into a ski resort and cut down the surrounding woodlands for buildings, hot-tubs, a hot choco stand, a sky ramp and a skyliner. Skyceria needs to save her home from being pushed over in favor of a ski resort. And she would end up getting the help of a shut-in Dwarfed Yeti named The Estranged Snowman, all the while is being chased by a Griffin game hunter who is cowinsidently Absolut'e's hired protection against wild life, Gameron Hunterson. The situation isn't helped with Skyceria's Older Sister, Princess Prominade, began to try and get her exclusive holiday dedicated to her be brought up earlier then then Ice Festival, essentially 'Julianuary'-ing the entire Peryton kingdom, and it's up to her sister to show her what the effects of her showboating is doing to her people, espeically during a bad time when a self-serving tycoon is trying to buy their home.
 * Clone Six- The Clone Six don't have a family to be with for the holidays, thus Barktrot decides to bring them to an Ent holiday celebration where they meet the Entified Mean Seven and learn how to appreciate holidays without family. However, they discover that the Ent Holiday has a very strong requirence to get gifts, so the rest of the facilty pitched in to help by taking them to the one place Buzzord has recimended: Baazarland, Abyssinia's biggest international place of goods from around the world, where in the times of the holidays the "Lands of Barguins" is having what is basicly an equestian "Black Friday", called "Red Week", where lower prices encourage customers going after the best object quickly. The Clone Six aimed to get the best presents for the Interacial students. However, they ended up discovering that Flim and Flam are being mistreated by their distint traveling trader uncle, Trader Baholony. Baholony wanted the brothers to get back into being traveling traders like he wanted them to, but he was annoyed on how they came to run a resort in Las Pegacius and was the one who forced them into selling the Holly Dolls to begin with. Thus, he forced the Brothers to go on their way to sell the dolls, while the Clone 6 kept their eye on Baholony. However, by the time the duo got back and the front was ruined by Applejack and Fluttershy, Baholony threw a fit and called them disgraces. Baholony came to disown the brothers and to leave..... The clones now deside that Baholony, being the only family the brothers have, needs to be given a holiday revelation and to accept the brothers as they are and not what they should've been.
 * Little Dipper- Little Dipper desides to return to the Hollow Shades for the holidays. However, he discovers that the ponies aren't trying to put up Hearth's Warming decorations. Little Dipper was quick to realise that the Hollow Shade residences are still behaving as if the Church of Woeus is still a thing and still have little reason to be like the rest of Equestria. Thus, Little Dipper teams up with cheerior residence of the town to throw a Hearth's Warming play and to bring back Holiday Spirit. But shenanigans keep occuring that undermine Little Dipper's efferts. On top of making the play, he also needs to introduce Hearth's Warming to the Shadow Realm of Taraxippuses with help from Doldrumsta. But the former bogeyponies have a hard time with it because it's like teaching a demon how to be good, making such a holiday alien to them. Can little Dipper bring joy back into a village that grown to forgotten it?
 * Cozy Glow- Because of SAF lore saying that the season 8 finale didn't happened yet, Cozy's justification for absince is because she went to return to the 'daemon' mansion of her family. However, her family are as disjointed as ever as arguements and bitterness ruled the dinner table and the tree was scarced of presents beyond cheaply bought trinkits, along with the tree being rediculiously skinny, like, Charlie Brown's Chrismas skinny. Cozy Glow aims to bring back the joy of the holidays back to a disorganised family, but her efferts to put them back togather only further seperates them. Can Cozy be able to get her family to put their acts togather?

Chapter 1: Hearth's Warming Once More
Dark and Scary room Ponyville KFP Spirit Realm. Louger's Van. Cutaway Present A quick trip back to the Dragon Realms later. Back to Equestria as Quickly.
 * A cold and lonely unseen figure was seen watching many canon and uncanon events that unfold throughout Equestria's histroy....
 * ???: "...... War....... Greed.......... Pollution....... Destruction! This world has been over-comed, by taintedness. It cannot be saved..... At least..... Not conventionally...... Christmas...... And Hearth's Warming...... (Reveils itself as a skeletal-looking necromorthic frostbitten Reindeer).... Shall be Ho..... Ho...... Over......"
 * ???2: "..... Really boss? Ending it on a Santa Pun?"
 * Reindeer: "DAMN IT, YOU FROST SPIRIT, CAN YOU NOT RUIN THE MOMENT?!"
 * ???: "SORRR-RY, I'm just pointing it out! Sheesh, you're grumpy."
 * Reindeer: "IT COMES FROM BEING ANGRY WITH HOW EQUESTRIA HAS TREATED SACRED HOLIDAYS?! (Dark Spirits formed around the room)..... And I intend..... To correct that...... Very soon......"
 * The Van was seen arriving as the Song finished up.
 * Po: "..... WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Boy..... After that mess with Jindiao in that Amazon Prime adventure I just had, the dragon "Master", could use a holly-jolly-day off."
 * Tigress: "It's hard to believe, that four mere CHILDREN, became worthy of the Four Constellations' great powers!"
 * Shifu: "(Deadpan) And at such young ages."
 * Mantis: "And further un-nessersary justification on why Oogway picked Po. It was fine enough that Pandas saved his life. That stuff about Pandas being lost guardians to the shorce of ALL FREAKING CHI, WAS OVER-KILL AT THIS POINT?!"
 * Icky: "But hey, at least Po-ster was able to stop Not-A-Vulture Not-Ke-Pa and the obvious Tempest Shadow as a Deer and gals."
 * Gazelle: "..... Abit of a shame that old vulture is still stuck in that spirit urn with that monster though."
 * Po: "Oh don't worry. Oogway is TOTALLY working on getting Chong out."
 * Bunnidruma: "..... Though, great as doing nothing is, we should probuly figure out how to get that Chong guy out without freeing Jindiao."
 * Oogway: "Oh most certainly."
 * Bunnidruma: "..... So, any ideas?"
 * Oogway: "..... I don't know."
 * Bunnidruma: "...... Yeah, me neither. But we'll figure SOMETHING out!"
 * Oogway: "In the meantime though:..... The Other Kung Fu Masters are playing Majhong. You're welcome to attend."
 * Bunnidruma: "OKAY!"
 * Icky: "Well, if there's any nitpicks I have, is that the series felt like a collaberation of rejected Legends of Awesomeness Episodes smushed togather and given extra edgelord cheese to try and become it's own thing. And new character designs for freshness. In fact, it felt like it was trying to be the Kung Fu Panda 2, of the francise's TV series section. I mean, that Jindiao dude is OBVIOUSLY trying to be like if Shen and Ke-Pa had gay sex with eachother and those deer basicly his equilent to the wolves. Though moments like Po's two dads bickering with eachother and Mr. Ping's sudden cart fetish, and that one hilarious moment with Po getting kicked by Lady Not-A-Constable Hu with an elephant sound effect, REALLY ruined the edginess, and the implacations that Jindiao has sometimes WASTED his doe friends...... That show was an emotional hodgepodge of it trying to be serious yet also tried to be funny, and the fact that the Rafki-Rabbit, DIED?! I, did not anpisapated that, and-...... OKAY, SCROOPFAN, CAN YOU NOT USE ME AS A MOUTHPIECE TO GIVE YOUR OPINION ON THAT SHOW?!"
 * Scroopfan: "OKAY OKAY, SHEESH?"
 * Icky: "..... The giant spider was funny though- DAMN IT, SF?!"
 * Mr. Dodo: "Okay everyone, we are now about to land in Equestria."
 * The Van landed as the Main 7 were quick to welcome them.
 * Twilight: Welcome and happy holidays, Lougers..... You guys came later than we expected.
 * Sandy: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh, SpongeBob isn't here, sadly. He's in the middle of a... Coping moment.
 * SpongeBob: (Saw the news of Stephen Hillenburg's death on his phone and did this)
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Is it gonna be another "Robin Williams" Thing?"
 * Icky: "Don't worry, the producer desided to be smart about giving famous people farewell tributes. He's going to take a season 6 episode and have it be released early to become a speical."
 * Spike: Good call.
 * Rarity: "But do you think you'll do fine without Spongebob around?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well in all fairness, while Spongebob may be founder leader, he, actselly rarely contributes much of anything. And even then, thanks to Tman, Spyro is at most the next best thing for a leader, so, we'll managed."
 * Squidward: "Besides, Stephen's death aside, at least Spongebob and Patrick would be absint today."
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Yikes..... Ye be having problems, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF SPONGEBOB IS MORE OFTEN THEN NOT THE SHORCE OF MY PROBLEMS?!"
 * Sandy: "Squidward, cool it. Stephen is just as much a reason you exist just as he was to Spongebob."
 * Squidward: "..... (Sighs)..... Okay, fine.... I'll take a sick day on being an ass, for once."
 * Pinkie: "So, I take it that means Patrick isn't here neither?"
 * Po: "Yeah. A rare moment of being a genuine friend when he's usually far from being self-aware about anything. Good to know that Patrick desided against to be the kind of guy a lot of Modern Spongebob critics hate. He might do something spiecal for Spongebob."
 * Icky: "Let's hope it doesn't burn down the Dragon Guardian Temple in the process."
 * Iago: "..... NAAAAAAAA'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YA JINXED IT, NOW IT'S TOTALLY GONNA-"
 * The Dragon Guardian Temple was burned down.......
 * The Lougers stared in shock.......
 * Iago: "......... Happen."
 * Lord Shen: "...... Thank goodness Kairi's away with Sora on their own holiday exploits."
 * Duke: "And that the High Councilers are away on Holiday Vacation."
 * Alex: "BUT LOOK AT THE TEMPLE?! IT'S A WRECK?!"
 * Sandy: "..... But, where's Spongebob and Patrick?"
 * Voice: "We're up here."
 * The Lougers look up to see Patrick and Spongebob hanging by their underwears on a broken leaning pointy tower.....
 * Max: "..... Do I, even wanna know the story behind this?
 * Sam: "I'd bet it's an interesting one too, little buddy."
 * Icky: "...... WELL THIS IS A HOLIDAY DISHASTOR?!"
 * Shifu: "..... (Sighs)....... At least holidays always bring the tradition of villainy's absince."
 * Lord Shen: "But that doesn't make this mess any less inconvinent....."
 * ???: "Oh my goodness, Viper!"
 * Lord Copperfang was seen.
 * Lord Copperfang: "What happened?!"
 * Viper: "..... Let's just say..... We might be abit more cautious of ever leaving Spongebob and Patrick alone, ever, again."
 * Lord Copperfang: "Say no more, my dear niece, I seen that show of their's. How's about you Lougers go back to Equestria and I'll see about having all of your friends from across the universes to fix this place? It'll be my treat."
 * Viper: "Thank you, Uncle."
 * Lord Copperfang: "My pleasure. Now, go on back to your ponyfriends. (The Lougers took Spongebob and Patrick and left)...... (Uses a phone) Hello, Joe's Contacting Company? Yes, it's THE Copperfang. I have, a long list of contacts that I wanted to make today."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh you poor things. I'm so sorry about the Dragon Guardian Temple burning down."
 * Icky: "Welp, lesson learned. Next time we have to leave the two most netourious noutical knuckleheads alone, we hire a babysitter for them."
 * Patrick: "HEY! Our first movie, proved, that we're NOT, babies!"
 * Pinkie: "(Gives out milk and cookies) Want some Milk and Cookies?"
 * Patrick: "Hey, can I have the cookies with the giant M&M-like candies on them? (Pinkie zoomed off and got them).... Thanks."
 * Icky: "...... Tch. And I'm the king of Sweden."
 * Iago: "That depends on if Sweden still practices monarchies or not."
 * Familier music was heard.....
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Is that "Get Ready to Die" By Andrew W.K.?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... Oh dear gods, no..... NOT HIM?!"
 * The Lougers ran out and saw Fu-Xi's ship as it played the song!
 * Fu-Xi: "...... Well, Ho-ho-ho, Shell Louge Squad! It does my mighty serpentine heart good, to see my good friends, Viper of the Jade Palace, and- (Looks at the other Lougers)....... The rest. Oh, and your wimpy Boyfriend Sire Piss."
 * Icky and Iago broke into laughter!
 * Sir Hiss: "(Blushes)..... It's, Sir Hiss, actselly."
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh yes, right, right. Oh, and I hope you don't mind, but, I invited some guests as well."
 * Fu-Xi thwacked his tail, as Jade Tusk, Hufang, and three Poison Clan members appeared and landed from Fu-Xi's ship epicly!
 * Po: "Deer Lady?!"
 * Tigress: "Her name was Jade Tusk, Po."
 * Po: "Oh yeah right, Jade Tusk?!"
 * The five deers got up, and did a bow of respect.
 * Jade Tusk: "We are not worthy to be in your presence, Dragon Master."
 * Icky: "So, Fu-Xi, what exactly are ya doing with the Fang Gang here?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh, they're comtemporary servents until they can figure out what to do with themselves now that a disgraced Demi-Dragon is out of the picture. For the time being, these bitches basicly do what I say, it's great!"
 * Jade Tusk: "We sought Fu-Xi out to show us a way to a better path for his connection to the Dragon Gods as the son of one. (Quietly) So lucky."
 * Fu-Xi: "They litterally do everything I tell them. Hey, watch this. A-TEN-HUT, LADIES?! (The five stood perfectly straight!)......"
 * Tito: "(Chuckles) Heeeeeey, check it out. Do they fetch and play dead too?"
 * Destructive sounds were heard as Cletus and Clem were seen driving donut holes into the ground on a prison transport truck they likely stolen!
 * Icky: "Awwww, no! Cletus and Clem?! Those two illegit sport hunter octopus jackasses that messed up Vambi's life?! What're THEY doing here?!"
 * Sandy: "Obviously violating their ill-fit parole, AGAIN!"
 * Lord Shen: "BUT HOW DID THEY GET HERE?!"
 * Icky: "Because, Plot Convinence."
 * Fu-Xi: "AHEM! To answer the little canine's question, as a matter of fact, yes..... Poison Clan, (Thwack's tail again) FETCH?! (Jade Tusk and the other four brought out weapons and charged battle crying!)"
 * Clem's voice: "HEY LOOK?! MORE DEER?!..... And they gots vampire teeth-"
 * Fighting sounds were heard along side Cletus' and Clem's screams!
 * Icky and Iago: "OHHHHHHH?!"
 * Po: "Ohhh."
 * Alex: "Ohhh."
 * Twilight, Pinkie and Rarity: "Ohhhhhhhh!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yowza."
 * Cletus and Clem were tossed right at the Lougers' feet and defeated, as Jade and her four followers arrived back.
 * Jade Tusk: "Are you pleased, Lord Fu-Xi?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Yup, that's pretty much our random idiot jackass qouta for the day."
 * Kolwalski: "I'll see to it that the Van is automaticly set to transport these two chuckle-heads back to their proper cells in the Dragon Realms' prison. (Rico proceeded to drag the two off)."
 * ???: "Well, it's evident that we're not the only old friends visiting today."
 * Starswirl and both Pillers and Founders arrived.
 * Starlight: "Starswirl, you and the others made it! So, how did it go with the Fanonverse Debunked Zone Guardian and those..... Weird bug things?"
 * Clover: "So lucky I was saved from being a newfound resident there, THAT'S for sure!"
 * Icky: "Well you were lucky that the Cards were not serious canon, so, yeah."
 * Puddinghead: "Miss Sparkle, I'm here to make sure you do my pudding recipe RIGHT this time."
 * Twilight: "And I appresiate this, ​Puddinghead, really, I-"
 * ???: "THERE'S MY SPEICAL GIRL?!"
 * Twilight's entire family was seen, even Shining with Candence and Flurry Heart!​​​​
 * Twilight: "Mom! Dad! Shining! Candence?! Flurry!"
 * Spongebob: "Now it's a party!"
 * Everyone proceeded to go inside the castle..... Unaware that they were being watched by cold eyes, which were forming dark spirits.

Chapter 2: A Barrage of Uninvited Guests
Twilight's Castle Outside the castle. Twilight's Castle. Chirstmasy Flashback. Flashback ends.
 * Everyone is already getting adjusted.
 * The Crusaders arrived.
 * Applebloom: "Marry Christmass and Happy Hearths Warming, everypony/one!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "And happy holidays, Mr. Fu-Xi."
 * Fu-Xi: "Ya know, tecnecally, I DO celebrate Christmas."
 * Scootaloo: "How so?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Cause I'm son of a dragon god."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh Great Budda, give me streatgh to cope with the ego of a'thoundson suns."
 * Mimi: "Hey, guys, we DID made sure that the Nova-Titans we saw on that scary Death-Star wanna-be space station were all destroyed, right?"
 * Icky: "Well, yeah. They all blew up on that "Drill of Extinction" thing, why?"
 * Mimi: "..... Another question, (Becomes more concern) Do robots have souls, (Scared) BECAUSE I'M SEEING AN ARMY OF GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST?!"
 * The Group looked out the window and see an army of the The Defense For De-Extinction Nova-Titans.
 * Icky: "..... Well, shit. I hate working on the holidays."
 * Spyro: "But we can all agree, invadtions on the holidays are even more detestable. Let's make quick work of the madman respondsable."
 * The Group arrived outside.
 * Lord Shen: "OKAY, YOU TINCANS?! WHO'S RESPONDSABLE FOR MANAGING TO BRING YOU ALL BACK?!"
 * ???: "So, do you like my christmas gift?"
 * The group were surprised to see a somehow completely restored North Wind coming forth.
 * North Wind: "Sorry, I wasn't able to gift-wrap."
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)! NORTH WIND?! But, we saw Mime-Me put you inside the Robot-Spongebob, and, kinda killed you before the Mafia Allience brought ya back!"
 * Icky: "AND YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE A CLUMSY RESSERECTED CYBORG NOW?! HOW ARE YOU BACK AND IN FULL POWER AGAIN?!"
 * North Wind: "That's right, misfits! WE, have returned for our revenge!"
 * Icky: "THAT DIDN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: " And what's this WE stuff?!"
 * North Wind: "Funny you should ask..... COME FORTH, VILLAINS OF LOUGER'S PAST?! (More Figures formed)....."
 * Icky: "OH, SURE, YOU ANSWERED KRABS' QUESTION AND NOT MINE?! YOUR EVEN DICKIER THEN USUAL?!"
 * Toron came first, weilding his weapons!
 * Kai was swinging his blades around!
 * Equinox: "(Comes forth) "Villains of Louger's Past"? Really? THAT'S what you came up with?"
 * Corruptus (Through Meddailaron): "I can't believe that I am redused to take the words of an egoist."
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)! TORON?! KAI?! MASTER EQUINOX?! LORD CORRUPTUS?!"
 * Mothlock: "(Showing up as well) Hello, Pang Bing."
 * Lu Kai: "(Shows up next to Mothlock) Long time, no see."
 * Pang Bing: "Mothlock?! Lu Kai!?"
 * Tyberious Sr.: "(Appearing as well) Ya know, Humanoid, I thought we agreed we were gonna go with "Villains of Holidays Past"!"
 * Duke Rough Diamond: "(Appears not as a Changeling) To be fair, not alot of us were defeated in the holidays, so-"
 * Icky/Iago: "TYBERIOUS TIBELLA SENIOR?!"
 * Candence/Shining: "ROUGH DIAMOND?!"
 * Doltson appeared with his battle axe, shouting a battle cry!
 * Spongebob: "CHIEF THUNDERING DOLTSON?!"
 * Magmatacus: "(Appears as well) THE FUN HAS ARRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED-DAH?! Thank you very much!?"
 * Flash Magnus: "MAGMATACUS?!"
 * Cold Ironheart: "(Appears as well) Who's up for a harsh lesson on the cold reality of the holidays?!"
 * Starswirl: "IRONHEART?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feather undero Stone of Geo Corruption roared forth!
 * Pinkie: "PRINCE MANE-FEATHER AS A MEAN TOHO COPYRIGHT INFRIDGEMENT LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN?!"
 * The Yakotaur appeared cackling!
 * Patrick: "YAKHALLA'S THE YAKOTAUR AGAIN?!"
 * Wicked Heart appeared as well!
 * Rarity: "WICKED HEART?! AND SHE'S RESTORED OF HER GREATER FORM?!"
 * Segrego appeared from smoke!
 * Rainbow Dash: "SEGREGO?!"
 * The Winger drumaticly landed in!
 * Crane: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WINGER?!"
 * The Mean Six came forth.
 * Starlight: "THE MEAN SIX?! HOW?!"
 * Coffee appeared.
 * Squidward: "COFFEE?!"
 * Bishop Dipper appeared!
 * Clover: "BISHOP DIPPER?!"
 * Apocrypha appeared as he did his song.
 * Gloria: "APOCHYPHA?!"
 * Sunset: "Wow, you guys know alot of-"
 * Lord Millipede: "(Appears as well) SUNNY DARLING, I'M BACK TO SAVE OUR MARRIAGE?!"
 * Sunset: "AW NOT AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: "HEY?! IT'S TOO EARLY FOR YOU TO COME BACK, MILLO?! YOUR DEBUTE EPISODE WAS STILL RECENT?! AT LEAST WAIT 2 TO 3 EPISODES IN FOR EVEN A CAMIO AT LEAST!?"
 * Hurricane: "AGAIN WITH THE WEIRD TALK?!"
 * North Wind: "So, misfits! How do you like my army of machines and vengeful renigades?! Cause we're here to make this the FINAL Christmas and Hearths Warming, EQUESTRIA WILL EVER SEE, AS WE'LL BRING FORTH, A WINDEGO ICE AGE?!"
 * Kai: "Uh, okay, dude, that "Destroy the Holidays" thing, is obviously, YOUR thing! I just want the (Darkly) Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii."
 * Mothlock: "And I'm here for revenge on Pang Bing!"
 * Lu Kai: "Same!"
 * Rough: "And some of us native here kinda have to protest the idea of destroying MY homeland?!"
 * Prince Mane-Feather: "I WANT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDD?!"
 * Winger: "And could this ice age threat happen AFTER I claim every single wing here in the planet?"
 * Lord Millipede: "HEY I DIDN'T RESTORED EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU TO SUDDENLY RUIN A SERIOUS COMEBACK?! I WISH TO GET MY SUNSET BACK?! GOT IT?!"
 * North Wind: "Oh come on! Aren't we allowed to do our own thing in the process?"
 * Jade Tusk: "..... This is really awkword."
 * Fu-Xi: "The Holidays, am I right?"
 * Gazelle: "Okay, gang! (Readies the Uniter Blade)! Time to put these jerks in their place once and for all! Again!"
 * Po: "AWESOMENESS?! LET'S JINGLE THESE BELLS?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "...... I refuse to fight to that."
 * North Wind: "FOCUS, EVERYONE?! AND ATTACK?! (The Villains charged!)"
 * Tyberious Sr. Charged after Icky and Iago as they made a run for it!
 * Pang Bing and Gazelle fought alongside eachother against their respective direct foes!
 * The Kung Fu Team were in a fight of their lives with Kai!
 * The Pillers and Founders fought their enemies!
 * Flurry Heart was easily overwealming Rough Diamond!
 * Shen fought against Toron!
 * Crane once again fought Winger!
 * Sunset was running from Millipede!
 * Heroes and Villains alike fought eachother as Fu-Xi and Jade's troupe fought the Nova-Titans!
 * Jade Tusk: "Suyin, to your left!"
 * Water Deer 1: "On it?! (Smacks down a Nova-Titan!)"
 * Jade Tusk: "Xin, support!"
 * Water Deer 2: "Yeah, I'm on it. (Jumps up and throws shirikins everywhere to take down some Nova-Titans)."
 * Jade Tusk: "Bingwen, cover!"
 * Water Deer 3: "Say hello to my big friend?! (Brings out a big sheild that blocks off an attack from a Nova-Titan!) (She then smacks the Nova-Titan with it) BOO-YAH?!"
 * Jade Tusk: "Huifang, you- (Huifang was seen making a snow-deer away from the fight)....... HUIFANG?!"
 * Huifang: "Huh? Oh oh oh oh, right! (Brings out a cross-bow and starts firing like mad against Nova-Titans!)."
 * The Heroes in various ways were able to quickly defeat the villains!
 * But apawn so, they retreat as black smoke and reform again!
 * Po: "Guys, fighting them isn't working?! (Dodges an attack from a form reamerged Kai!)."
 * Sandy: "Something ain't right in the alamo! These have to be the biggest collection of contrasting villains I ever seen! (Dodges an attack from Doltson)"
 * Corruptus (Through the meddailian): "That's right, fools! Thanks to the gifts of the Manapede, we are stronger then ever!"
 * North Wind: "Under my stragitic devising!"
 * Corruptus (Through the Meddailian): "FUCK, OFF?!"
 * Spongebob: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Ya know, Chrismas and Hearth's Warming is suppose to be the time where we call come togather and- (Apocrypha and Magmatacus smacked all the heroes right into the castle as they comedically smacked perfect shapes into the walls!)...... Ow."
 * Millipede: "You're right. (The magic capable villains began to charge up a serious attack) Let's ALL come togather."
 * Mothlock: "So you can ALL DIE TOGATHER?!"
 * Kai: "AND I CAN COLLECT YOUR CHI-SOULS AFTERWORDS?!"
 * North Wind: "The devines rest thy, misfits."
 * ???: "NO HARM SHALL COME TO ANY GOOD GIRL AND BOY?!"
 * ??? 2: "Nor ones in redemption."
 * ??? 3: "For it is NOT the Hearth's Warming Way!"
 * Villains: "NOW WHAT?!"
 * Aurora, Bori, and Alice flew in like Reindeer!
 * Aurora, Bori, and Alice: "SO HAVE SOME HOLIDAY CHEER?! (The conjured a powerful holiday spell that blasted down every single present Nova-Titan to nothing, surprising the villains and healing the heroes!)"
 * Alice: "And that's a fact!"
 * North Wind: ".... Duh, duh, duh..... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE STOP THEM?!"
 * Toron: "Why didn't you?"
 * North Wind: "BECAUSE I HAVE YOU NITWITS?!"
 * Corruptus (Through the meddailian): "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought it was ALL about you!"
 * North Wind: "(The Heroes Approuched them) Oh, can you NOT be THAT guy now?!"
 * Fu-Xi strikes at North Wind, Jade Tusk stabs Toron, Po Super-Chi-Blasts Kai, Gazelle and Pang Bing blasted down Equinox, Corruptus, Mothlock, and Lu Kai, Icky and Iago used raid on Tyberious, Flurry Heart Ka-mai-ha-mai-ha'd Duke Rough Diamond, Huifang and the other deer took turns striking at Doltson, Flash Magnus defeats Magmatacus the same way, Starswirl overwealms Cold Ironheart, Rockhoof tosses Prince Mane-Feather into the sky, The Yakotaur Blasted down by Merlin, Wicked Heart Beamed down by Starlight, Shining Armor and Candence defeating Segrego with their love, Crane epicly defeating Winger, The Main Six Rainbow Powering against The Mean Six, Tigress smacking down Coffee like with Boar, Clover magicly overwealming Bishop Dipper, Sam and Max using the Mega Max against Apocrypha and winning, And Sunset power-blasts Lord Millapede off of her case!
 * The Defeated villains turn into black smoke, Aurora used magic to ultamately disorganised the forms as they turned into creepy hateful spirits as they retreated!
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Something tells me that those guys, were not what we thought they were."
 * Alice: "No they were not. They were hatred spirits."
 * Bori: "Basicly, they're not very nice."
 * Aurora: "Even more so when they took someone dear to us."
 * Tigress: "..... Explain."
 * Aurora, Bori and Alice were enjoying some hot coco offered by Pinkie.
 * Aurora: "Mmm. Great Coco."
 * Lord Shen: "Listen, ladies-"
 * Aurora: "Aurora,"
 * Bori: "Bori,"
 * Alice: "Alice!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Duh, aurora borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, at THIS part of the country, LOCALISED entirely inside this magical christail tree castle, as Reindeer?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "....... Was utilising a now meme-a-fived Simpsons Quate REALLY nessersary then?"
 * Fu-Xi/Skipper: "....... Yes."
 * Lord Shen: "AHEM!....... May I ask on what these Hatred Spirits are all about?"
 * Bori: "They're terrorable spirits of hate that were born during the times when ponies were still bitter about losing the Alicorn gods that acumulated during there anger and saddness and bitterness torwords eachother."
 * Icky: "Well, DOI! Hate Spirits are Haters! But, why did they took the form of some of our most personal/hated enemies- Wait, just answered it myself."
 * Alice: "Pretty much ya said. Hatred Spirits can take the personifications of the very thing, or very person, that has given you the greatest trouble in the past, though often of recent memory for amatur ones."
 * Aurora: "Like Windegos, they do WORSE then just feed off of hatred. They make it control you. They turn you into a frost-bitten zombifyived angry bitter monster, and turn you into an angry spiteful soul!"
 * Bori: "We know this personally from learning about...... Lord Shiver."
 * Icky: "Oh that's the most trying-too-hard-to-sound-evil name ever!"
 * Alice: "I know, right? Ol'Chill can try to hard at times."
 * Lord Shen: "Who is this, "Lord Shiver"?"
 * Aurora: "..... Truth be told, he's a true Equestrian Reindeer. Me and my siblings are just hybirds that are able to harness Equestrian magic."
 * Fu-Xi: "Wait, you're sisters? But Miss Auroroa, You're-"
 * Alice: "Older then the other two? The age differences are just side-effects of our spiecal abilities. We're actselly 2-3 years older to younger then eachother. I know, our appearences are misleading."
 * Bori: "But it comes with the terratory of being Hearth's Deer."
 * Twilight: "(Squees) I read about them?! (Brings out the Hearth's Warming Book!) They were magic capable Reindeer from Rangifia, the Cervian polar homeland of reindeer and caribou! Eek! They're the greatest at giving gifts! I can't believe we have such a chance to meet them!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, tecnecally, I met them first when I was trying to find a perfect gift when we did that Hearth's Helper then. And boy did it help when Twilight had an epic pudding dishastor!"
 * Twilight: "EEEE?! YOU GOT TO MEET THEM FIRST HAND PINKIE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING?!"
 * Pinkie: "Oops! I just remembered that Rutherford told me to keep it a secret!"
 * Twilight: "THE YAKS KNEW ABOUT IT?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, just Rutherford actselly, Yaks are actselly TERRORABLE at giving gifts, which makes me concern on how Yakbrain's gonna react to it, and- BAHHHHHHH?! I FORGOT IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A SECRET TOO?! DARN IT?! THIS IS FILLI VINILI LEVELS OF BAD, PINKIE?!"
 * Aurora: "Ahem.... I think we got side-track. Let us explain about Lord Shiver."
 * (Aurora): "Shiver Chill was once like other Reindeer. He was the happiest of them all as they came. And he had the greatest respect, for Christmas and Hearth's Warming, and, of all holidays actselly. He was all about treating holidays with the upmost sacred care, espeically when Chirstmas and Hearth's Warming are concerned. He saw them as a time of generosity, humility, and the purest exsample of decenty. Unfortunately, one day.... He saw something that broke him..... He saw holidays, getting commercialised."
 * (Icky): "I KNEW THIS WAS GONNA TURN INTO AN ANTI-COMMERCIALISED CHIRSTMAS WARNING?!"
 * (Aurora): "Shiver was disgusted and distroted by how ponies and other creatures began to treat the holidays. The commericalisium of holidays, the acts of things he found, degenerate, like drunken holiday parties and holiday themed laungerie, he saw those more happy with wealth, power, and fruitless material pocessions then the company of others, that not everyone puts on a holly jolly face in the holidays, that very little was done to help with the needs of those less fortunate that couldn't afford a great holiday, that conflict would still exist even in times of Hearth's Warming or even Christmas, and over-all, treat the holidays more like a specticale then something to be sacred."
 * (Icky): "This guy is litterally Death Coffin the Holiday Spiecal!"
 * (Aurora): "He became immeasurely bitter and spiteful about the fall of something so sacred to him, that he wanted to take away holidays from all of Equestria forever, or, at least until all races are "humbled" about the true meaning of the holidays. And that was when.... The Hatred Spirits, took him over. (Shiver Chill was taken over by the Hatred Spirits as he becomes a far darker figure) With newfound darker powers, Shiver Chill began to steal Hearth's Deer magic to make himself a more powerful force, so he can plot for millenda on how to end the holidays..... Perimently."
 * Blackness over took the flashback as the red eyes closed in!
 * Bori: "Poor deer's been that way ever since."
 * The Crusaders were shaking behind their sisters.
 * Mr. Wiskers: "...... That, wasn't very christmasy."
 * Alice: "I know. Shiver lost his holiday spirit because the modern world of Equestria stopped celebrating the holidays with respect and dignity. His body was darkly effected by this hatred so great, he turned into a frost-bitten magical ice mummy that became heavily connected to the Hatred Spirits."
 * Bori: "And now, he wants to force a reminder on why those holidays should be respected: By causing a new Windego Ice Age."
 * Sandy: "..... Well gang, it looks we we got a grinch to stomp!"
 * Po: "Heck yeah?! (Poses) Time to give that holiday scrooge a taste of justice!"
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed! No one dares harms the holidays because of some undesireable traits on MY WATCH?!"
 * Aurora: "Your best shot of finding him is pretty much the tallest mountain back in Rangifia: Mt. Yuletide.... A.K.A, Mt Dark'n'Spooky for how scary it looks ever since Shiver moved in there!"
 * Icky: "And there's our Grinch's base?! Thanks ladies, we'll take it from here!"
 * The Heroes zoomed off with the Main 7 and Fu-Xi and the Poison clan, as the other guests were left behind......
 * Candence: "..... Welp, may as well help ourselves to Twilight's new pudding attempt since we're here."
 * Crusaders: "YAY?!"
 * Shining: "But what about you three- (Noticed that Aurora, Bori and Alice were gone and left a note)..... (Picks it up). (Reads) Don't worry about this. We'll follow the misfits and the Main 7 and help when needed. Signed, Aurora, Bori, and Alice. (Speaks) Well that's considerate of them. Just hope that Twilight's school can managed without them, Espeically with Buzzord in mind."
 * The Camera pans right at the Friendship School.

Chapter 3: School of Friendship Stories Sidetracking
Inside School of Friendship Hallway. Gallus' Story. Later. Later. Empty Village. Moments Later. Story ends. Smolder's and Quartz' story. Flashback to the events of Gauntlet of Fire. Flashback ends. Private place. Lava Pools. Flashback Present Later... Cutaway Present Vulcan Valley Large Treehouse French Narrator: 7 minutes later... Later... A particular part of the Sactuary.
 * The Students were seen enjoying a christmas-eve/Hearths Warming party with the factily.
 * Barktrot: "(Before a podium) Alright, alright, settle down, students. Now, as once again contemporary caretaker, I must address that we are getting a new student being sent to us from the Cervia regeion of Rangifia, the Cervian polar homeland of reindeer and caribou. And also, she is also another student of royal background. She is the daughter of King Boreal, and a learning Hearth Reindeer, of which Spiracle will cover the details of in culture class. She's already a cheerful sort, but she needs to learn to use the Hearth Intuition with subtily as she is prone to accsidently expose more then what people are comfertable with knowing. Now, please give a welcoming applause, to Princess Polarity Push. (The Sudents applauded as an excitable Reindeer flew in excitingly in a giggle-fit! This, was Polarity)!"
 * Polarity: "HAPPY HOLIDAYS, TO ALL OF THE STUDENTS OF THE FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL?! I already know that we're gonna be great friends, cause Hearth Intuition is almost always never wrong!"
 * Gallus: "(Quietly) Yikes. Is she excitable or what?"
 * Silverstream: "(Quietly) Oh come on, Gally, she's only eccentric. She's obviously like a fish out of water, this is the first time Reindeer seriously interacted with people."
 * Gaster: "(Quietly) Barring Pinkie's meeting with like, three of them, ya mean?"
 * Barktrot: "A certain number of you shall be selected to give Miss Polarity a tour of the school. It shall be selected by Lightvine who will-"
 * Gallus: "(Raises left talon) Up up up! We all know how this is gonna go down. Lightvine is gonna end up picking us because we're petty much a petrie dish of deversed characters! So we may as well skipped the filler and just get it over with."
 * Barktrot: "..... Well, that just saves alot on Familier magic cause of you volenteering, Gallus. Very well. The Interacial Six and friends have the honor of giving Polarity a tour. Have fun, you bunch."
 * Polarity excitedly zoomed up to the group and accsidently bowled over them as bowling pin shatter was heard!
 * Buzzord: "STRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
 * Electross: "...... Oh that was a dick move, bro."
 * Buzzord: "Sorry. Force of habit when it comes to bowling."
 * Polarity: "I am, SO excited, to be here! I can't wait to learn the best ways to be a good Hearth's Deer!"
 * Gallus: "...... Hey, ya know, Polly? We're more then happy to tell ya some free pointers from our own holiday adventures that happened when Hasbro aired the big speical early."
 * Polarity gasped!
 * Polarity: "I, would, LOVE THAT?! Tell me tell me tell me tell me?!"
 * Smolder: "Well someone's in a holiday approved mood."
 * Gallus: "Eh, Blue Moon Festival tradtion. Speaking of which, when I went on holiday on that spiecal, I was basicly giving a chance to make the Festival even better then.... It, barely was before."
 * Gallus was seen being escourted by Gabby and Gilda torwords Griffinstone.
 * Gallus: "I don't know what to say, guys, I, never thought you guys would invite me to your Blue Moon Festival feast."
 * Gilda: "Well, Rainbow Dash learned from your friends that you're actselly miserable on the holiday and told us about it, so, why not make your Blue Moon Festival exspearience more of a..... Not, miserable time."
 * Gabby: "Yeah. When Gilda told me how sad you were on the Blue Moon Festival, I wanted nothing more then to change that, so we asked Gruff to let you come to our BMF feast."
 * Gilda: "Cause Gramps owes me."
 * Gallus: "Why do you call him "Gramps", when he's nobody's grandpa?"
 * Gilda: "Hey, believe it or not, he's actselly MY grandpa. We just, don't get along as famously as you would think.... Blame that on Griffinstone's asmospire."
 * Gallus: "What CAN'T we blame our problems on anything BUT on how much our hometown SUCKS BALLS?!"
 * Gilda: "Unspoken understatement, kid."
 * Gabby: "Well, actselly Gallus, if it helps...... I'm actselly trying to improve the Blue Moon Festival by having it adopt some Hearth's Warming Quilites."
 * Gallus and Gilda got surprised......
 * Gallus/Gilda: "...... You're not serious, right?"
 * Gabby: "I am SO seriousy serious about it!"
 * Gallus: "Gabs, ya know that'll never happen with Count Troy Diction around. That tradition obcessed trade establisher is a the vain of anyone who attempts to make people happy in that town."
 * Gilda: "He's pretty much the worse contemporary leader Griffinstone had to deal with until we can ever get the gull to have a new king again!"
 * Gabby: "Well, then he'll just have to deal with it, because I intend to help Griffinstone!"
 * Gilda: "Why are you so willing to be under that guy's skin about this?"
 * Gabby: "Because I figured that if I can make the Blue Moon Festival MORE then just Griffins BARELY being nice to eachother, it could contribute to making Griffinstone better, thus, Griffins will be made nicer."
 * Gallus pondered about this.....
 * Gallus: "...... Actselly....... Fixing Griffinstone like that..... IS PERFECT?!"
 * Gilda: "ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND There goes his sense of rationallity, just like THAT."
 * Gallus: "Think about it! It's obvious that cause the Blue Moon Festival doesn't do enough to make Griffins nicer then just, out of arbatary requirement we BARELY obey anyway. Hearth's Warming has so many reasons to be cheery that it made those Ponies so sweetingly nice, you can get cavaites from them!"
 * Gilda: "I'm pretty sure the ponies have a bajillion other factoids on why they're so happy with life. And purity's one of them."
 * Gallus: "Well, what's the biggest reason why Griffins are such assholes?"
 * Gabby: "Losing the idol."
 * Gilda: "Which is due to inhered greedness."
 * Gallus: "I was going for more like, because the Idol was the symbol of our happiness. And when that damn armasti took it, it wasn't just a pretty glorifived cup we lost..... He also took our happiness. And let's be honest. We're unlikely to get back the physical symbol of our happiness back, anytime soon."
 * Gilda: "No thanks to the Abysmal Abyss."
 * Gallus: "So, why not have the holiday teach Griffins to be happy WITHOUT the idol? Give them reason to find happiness without having a super-cool piece of treasure to look at! And what better way to do that, then giving the Blue Moon Festival a taste of a Hearth's Warming upgrade?"
 * Gilda: "But didn't Applejack learned the hard way about trying to change how other people celebrate the holidays?"
 * Gallus: "That was different! Pinkie's family were happy in their own, boring rock farmer way! The Griffins aren't happy, like, at all, ever since we lost the idol!"
 * Gilda: ".... Fair point, but Troy still ain't gonna be crazy for it!"
 * Gallus: "Well I dare him to try and do anything about it. That old buzzard can suck my- And he's right right behind he, isn't he- (Looks to see a bitter old Griffin in a top hat, suit, and regelaity.) EEEK?!"
 * Gabby: "Hiiiiii, Count Troy Diction."
 * Count Troy: ".... Once again, you had become a bane to my existence, Miss Gabby. But now, you turn Gilda and a youngling against me? I knew your unwarrented positivity would undermine my athority again! Well just for that, Miss Gabby. You three will be under VERY WATCHFUL SCRUTANITY in ANY possable attempt to undermine the Blue Moon Festival's purity as it is! It does NOT, need to be changed?!"
 * Gilda: "Hey, times are changing, man. Some traditions can't stay forever. It's obvious that the Festival isn't doing enough to make Griffins better. The loss of the Idol is holding them back. Things HAVE to change."
 * Count Troy: "So long as I REMAIN COMTEMPORARY leader, NONE SHALL CHANGE?! (Flew off!)"
 * Gallus: "...... This is gonna be harder then I thought."
 * Gabby: "..... Don't worry, guys.... I know how to have work-arounds."
 * (Gallus): "So we went to a near by Abyissian Skyport that really got into the holiday season.
 * The trio arrived to a Skyport that really got into the holiday spirit.
 * Bear: "Eggnog, get your fresh hot eggnog! Get'im fresh before it's time for me to hybernate!'
 * Turkey: "I say I say, I got some figgy pudding, ya hear?"
 * Beaver: "Freshly cut pine trees, get'im before the Deerlands make us give it back to them!"
 * Goose: "Various holiday decorations! Get'im while I'm still here and haven't migrated yet! Everything, HAS to go! Migration Sale at half-price!"
 * Gilda: "Okay, where are ya taking us, Gabs?"
 * Gabby: "I know I guy that can get us Hearth's Warming Stuff for cheap. Even more then the holiday sales these guys are having."
 * A Sylvester Cat-Colored Capper-Look-a-like in a trench-coat was seen setting up some pre-bought items in his own shop called "Cool Catz' Even Cheaper Items Holiday Sales", with following signs that read "Super-Cheap, Super Quick, Hassle-Free" as he was humming "Jungle Bells".
 * Gabby: "Hey Cool Catz!"
 * Cool Catz the trench-coat cat freaked out!
 * Cool Catz: "(Sylvester voice) HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEAR ANYWAY SCARING LIKE THAT, WISE GUY, IM OUGHTA- (Saw it was Gabby)...... Oh. It's just you, Gabby. Well what brings up all the way up here? I ain't got much in Blue Moon Festival decorations, BECAUSE YOU GRIFFINS DON'T DO THAT!"
 * Gabby: "Actselly, Catz. We need to give the Festaval a Hearth's makeover. We're gonna need all of your wears."
 * Cool Catz: "Well even at my generious prices, it'll still be a pretty penny to be able to-"
 * Gabby pulls out a giant sack.
 * Cool Catz: "Duh, duh, Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh."
 * Gabby: "Catz, money, is no object. I was able to save all that wealth for SUCH an occation. Glad it can finally serve a purpose."
 * Gilda: "That, would explain why you always volenteer to do tours all the time in Griffinstone."
 * Cool Catz: "...... I'll go get the REALLY big burlap."
 * The trio were seen carring the very large bag.
 * Gilda: "Just a heads up: Troy is VERY unlikely to allow us to decorate within Griffin Stone."
 * Gabby: "That's where the next part of my work-around comes in. There's an older rarely used village not too far from Griffinstone. We can use that."
 * The trio fly off to where that rarely used village is.
 * The Trio arrived....
 * Gallus: "What IS this place?"
 * Gilda: "It used to be a place where visitors can rest during visits to Griffinstone. Gruff told me that Griffinstone used to be a tourest hotspot pre-Armasti Theft. And the Idol was an attraction faverite. But when it was lost, tourisum, just stopped..... And thus this village hasn't seen life until we showed up."
 * Gabby: "Well, we're gonna bring life back to this old humble place. It shall be the birhplace of a new and improved Blue Moon Festival. Let's get to work, team."
 * Troy Diction was seen holding a long and boring speech, when suddenly griffins took note of distent lights and all went to investigate.
 * Count Troy: "What the- My fellow griffins?! Wait?! I, I wasn't done with my speech?!"
 * The Griffins arrived to the rarely used village, and found that it was covered in very festive Hearth's Warming Decorations.....
 * Grandpa Gruff: "...... Look at this! It's so...... Different!"
 * ???: "Happy Blue Moon Festival, every-griff!"
 * Gabby showed up with Gilda and Gallus.
 * Gabby: "Welcome to the Village of the New and Improved Blue Moon Festival. What do you think?"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... Well..... It IS a nice change of pace of only BARELY being nice of eachother..... In fact, let me guess, is all this so our attatudes can improve with a flashier holiday? Well, then don't expect our moods to change over-night for this! (Gabby gotten sad)..... That being said...... (Sincerely) This is a nice start to get that dream kick-started. I think we can all agree that the festival as it is, of just BARELY being nicer to eachother, clearly isn't making any progress of improving ourselves, and, by tecnecal extention in no thanks to idiots like Goldstone, our reputation. For that, I say "Yay" to this improvement. I mean, chourse, it'll have to be improved apawn over time so it doesn't mirror what the ponies have, but, it's a start."
 * Gabby: "(Squees)! Thank you SO much, Grandpa Gruff?! I-"
 * ???: "WELL I SAY NAY TO THIS?!"
 * The griffins looked to see an angered Count Troy Diction.
 * Count Troy Diction: "AS CONTEMPORARY LEADER OF GRIFFINSTONE, I, WILL, NOT, APPROVE OF THESE TRANSGRESSIONS?! I, will have you three exiled, FOR DESICRATING OUR PEOPLE'S SACRED HOLIDAY, WITH, PONY STUFF, AND-"
 * ???: "Excuse me, Count?"
 * Count Troy instintly turned into a scared chicken and saw Ambassitor Gennu and a male and female duo of servents.
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "..... Though I agree we will have to phase-out the useage of pony items in favor of holiday approbeate trinkits, I for one welcome the change. Troy, we live in times where we MUST get other nationalies to see our people BEYOND our overt-love of wealth and not always steller social cabailities. And, I think upgrading our traditions is the best way to do this. And be warned that I have Cedric's ear, and he WILL listen to me over you, Troy. Now, kindly, leave my nefpew, and the two she-griffs, alone."
 * Count Troy Diction cowerdly slinked away from the forceful Gennu.
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "...... Gallus, it is indeed great to note that the School has a more positive effect on you then even what I had imagined. Improving the Blue Moon Festival is indeed an impourent step amongst many to improve Griffin Attatudes. It'll take time to further refine this needed improvement so not to infringe on the Ponies' holiday, but, as it is as a demo to things to come, it is largely appresiated. Now come, fellow Griffins! Let us enjoy ourselves!"
 * The Griffins cheered at this!
 * The Flashback shows a final shot of the Griffins enjoying themselves, where even Troy would eventually slowly come around and partake in the festivities himself.
 * Gallus: "Eventually, even Troy came around and pretty much agreed that the Blue Moon Festival, needed a change. Thus, it was how I changed The Blue Moon Festival."
 * Polarity: "Oh that is SUCH a good story! It was a kind thing of you to improve the Griffin's holiday to help their attatude adjustments."
 * Smolder: "Oh, speaking of Attatude adjustment, you should hear how me and Quartz stopped a personal rival of hers from making dragons into even bigger dicks to ponies then already."
 * Smolder and Quartz were seen flying about and messing around as Ember wasn't far behind, as a troupe of dragon elders were seen at the center of a huge dragon celebration that is the feast of fire.
 * A stronger elder dragon was seen present at the midst of the troupe.
 * Stronger Elder Dragon: "My fellow dragons, from all across the lands. Once again, another year migrates away for a new to hatch. And once more, the Feast of Fire, has returned?! (Dragons cheer and hoot) And now, I, Elder Sore Eyes, as always, am here to present, (Servent Drakes arrive with a glorifived Torch with a mystic blue flame). The Torche, of, STORIES?!"
 * The Dragons applauded!
 * Elder Sore Eyes: "And, as usual, as per the festival, who ever tells the best story to the torche, and make it ablaze in red majusty, WINS THE HOARD?! (Shows a very large pile of gems and treasure as dragons marveled at that.) BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, There's a catch. The Torche Barer, will grant, a theme for the stories to be centered around on. The best story made AROUND that theme, makes the flame blaze! Sucky stories, the torche goes (Rasberries). And if the torche goes out on a shit story, you'll have to add your personal hoard to the winner's pile! We clear?"
 * The Dragons huzzah to that!
 * Elder Sore Eyes: "Good. Now, it's the matter of selecting the torche barer. As you know, the Torche Barer is a time honored, and respected, tradition. It is granted to only, the toughest, roughest, gruffest, and meanest dragon in all the dragon lands...... But for simplesitiy's sake, and cause Dragons are appearing to lose their luster cause of being nice to ponies, (Barry was seen hugging a pellow)...... Among other things, I desided to skip the fillery bullcrap of the ritualistic choosy shit and just pick one out of two canidates.... The mighty and strong Vemita of the Hoodscales clan?! (The dragons cheered at the appearing Vemita and her possie)...... Or my wimpy son Bright Eyes. (A skinny nerdy dragon with glasses was seen as a comical "Hurray" was heard)...... Fuck it, that desides it. Vemita is Torche holder."
 * Smolder/Quartz: "WHAT?!"
 * Vemita: YES!!! Hey pokey, you chokey, you really failed yo dukey, you never going to mess with mah scaly kabooty!! (Moons Smolder and Quartz)
 * Quartz: Oh that's just cold.
 * Elder Sore-Eyes: Please don't push it, Vemita.
 * Smolder: "Why did you pick HER, over your son?"
 * Elder Sore-Eyes: "Well hey, you heard the crowd. Vemita is a popular exsample of what dragons SHOULD be. Also, look how frail my kid is, he doesn't even look like he would be able to hold the freaking torch without his everything breaking. Even if the fire wasn't lit."
 * Vemita: "Also, I'm one of the toughest and strongest dragon there is! So much so, that I would've OVER-QUILIFY as Dragon Lord!"
 * Ember: "Then WHY weren't you there to compete for the title like the others?"
 * Vemita: "Being part snake can backfire on you."
 * Vemita's shedded skin was seen glowing as Vemita was forced to hide in a hole whilist saying "Ow" cause of her sensitive skin.
 * Ember: "....... That, was WAY too much info."
 * Vemita: "But hey, at the least, (Was given the torch) I was given the torch. And by the torch, I hereby declair, that the theme of the stories to be told, is to be about...... PONIES SUCKING!?"
 * Ember: "(Quietly) Oh crap no."
 * Dumb Dragon: "Sucking on what, exactly?"
 * Zmarts: "...... She means sucking as in terrorable and lousy, dumbasses!"
 * Dragon Crowds: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Ember: "Now hold on a minute, I-"
 * Elder Eye-Sore: "I know what yer going to say, Dragon Lord, and I get it, we should try to be nicer to ponies...... However, you didn't say that we shouldn't talk s*** about them when they're not around. And hey, let's remember that the Feast of Fire's traditions, includng the Torch, is to be respected by even Dragon Lords. Also, you already made us be nice to ponies all year around. I think we deserve a holiday off from that s***."
 * Ember: "Don't you think these stories will risk dragons maintaining a bad idea for ponies?"
 * Elder Eye-Sore: "Oh relax, we'll often be telling stories we make up anyway. Any cowindienetal simularities to real ponies, whether living or dead, is cowinidental. Now quit being a Bramber Grump and start enjoying yourself."
 * Ember: "..... Excuse me, for a moment? (Drags Smoulder and Quartz off)."
 * Ember: "Vemita is LITTERALLY the most ill-picked Torch Bearer, ever?!"
 * Smolder: "And it shows when the theme of the stories is smack-talking ponies. I mean, I can understand wanting a break to something we're still not use too, but I think this is pushing it."
 * Quartz: "We need to disqualify Vemita."
 * Smolder: "The only other choice was Eye-Sore's kid, and you saw how only ONE dude cheered for him and how everyone LIKED Vemita."
 * Quartz: "But why?! She's a jerk?!"
 * Smolder: "Okay, try to take off the pony goggles and look at it as a dragon. Let's remember that dragons are all about toughness, being strong and fierce, and taking s*** from nobody. Vemita, is all that cracked to eleven. Why WOULDN'T dragons like her?"
 * Quartz: "..... I see your point. Well, we still need to prevent Dragons from being encouraged to being mean to ponies again, cause, even if the stories are made-up, that could lead to dragons having false impressions."
 * Smolder: "Well it ain't like Bright-Eyes is better. He likely has a rough opinion on ponies as everyone else."
 * Quartz: "Can you know that for sure?"
 * Smolder: ".... Okay, maybe not TOO rough, but I imagine that he WANTS to look good for his dad."
 * Ember looked as if she had an idea.....
 * Ember: "..... Then how's about we go talk to him."
 * Bright Eyes sat at the edge of a pool bitterly.
 * Bright Eyes: "I can't believe nobody other then mom cheered for me. Am I really that big of a loser?"
 * A passing Lava Serpent: "Eh, you could've looked better in my opinion. (Leaves)."
 * Smolder and Quartz arrived.
 * Bright Eyes: ".... Oh, hey Smolder, Quartz. Listen, I desided to not attend the feast of fire, I don't want to be a lingering embarrisment to dad."
 * Smolder: "Actselly, we're here to help you out."
 * Bright Eyes: "...... With, what exactly?"
 * Smolder:... You should challenge Vemita to a duel.
 * Bright Eyes:... You're serious?
 * Smolder: How NOT serious do I look?
 * Bright Eyes: But, butbutbut, look at me! I'm just not built for it.
 * Quartz: And why not? I mean, aren't dragons supposed to be built for it?
 * Bright Eyes: Not everydragon has to be tough by brawns. Some like me prefer to do it by smarts. Did you think my name is Bright Eyes because my eyes glow in the dark?
 * Smolder: Well it was just a thought.
 * Bright Eyes: Well I survive because I know a lot about the world. My molt effect wasn't the worst I suffered as a kid. The worst was the traditional migration in which dragons travel the globe to find new dragons....
 * (Bright Eyes): When I was migrating, it was a time of chaos. The Storm Clan had been searching for dragons to use as slaves. Their 'Bestiary King' was VERY obsessed with drafting dangerous beasts from all over the world into the clan. I was captured and surrounded by dragons too feral to speak to. (Dragons in cages were seen acting animalistic) Though we would be freed by a guy calling himself 'Scorpan' or whatever, I was horrified by the experience. So, I figured I stay clear of physical combat and instead use my head.
 * Bright Eyes: Instead of focusing on my brawns, I instead focused on my mind.
 * Smolder:... Well no WONDER you're so scrawny, boy.
 * Quartz: Yeah, that must've been rough.
 * Bright Eyes: Understatement. IT WAS PLAIN F****D UP!!! So many dragons in cages that lost their minds to slavery as attack creatures. Can you imagine how traumatic that can be for me at that age?
 * Smolder: Well the Storm Clan had done worse. But yeah, it WAS plain f****d up. Well that's going to change right now. You need to be whipped into shape.
 * Bright Eyes: But won't that take months?
 * Smolder: Normally yes. But there is one dragon that HAS helped dragons like you. Have you heard of Knuckerbocker?
 * Bright Eyes:... THE Knuckerbocker? But... He's been dead for over a century.
 * Smolder:... Actually he's alive. Since he helped Daring Do find that immortality flower, he has been acknowledged again. And he has helped dragons like you in his time. And he has done it quicker than expected. Maybe he can do it again.
 * ???: I don't think so. (Vemita and her friends arrived)
 * Smolder: VEMITA!!! What nerve have you got to stalk us?
 * Vemita: Oh, I couldn't help overhearing you planned to get me disqualified. Well that's not going to happen. I've worked too hard to get that torch. Ever since I missed the Gauntlet, I am not going to let another chance to show my stuff be ruined. You're not going to that Knuckerbocker.
 * Quartz: And who's going to stop us? You?
 * Vemita: Yes actually. If you think about doing this, I'm going to tell Sore-Eyes you got me disqualified out of jealousy, and you will be disgraced.
 * Smolder:... HOW DARE YOU BLACKMAIL US?!?
 * Vemita: I can do what I want. You don't know what it's like to have no greatness in your name and you miss out in the one-time opportunity because of some gross molt. That's why I rigged the whole feast.
 * All Three: YOU WHAT?!?
 * Vemita: Yeah. I had to. Nodragon would ever allow me this if I hadn't. This is the only way to get a name for myself.
 * Smolder: You bastard, this is conspiracy! Wait until we tell Sore-Eyes!
 * Vemita: Oh, please, they'll NEVER believe you. You'll just make my blackmail a reality by unintentionally showing you're jealous of me.
 * Smolder: YOU DAUGHTER OF A SLUT!!!
 * Vemita: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MOTHER?!? She had half the toughness in your entire body in her little finger, you disgraceful lizard with wings!!
 * Smolder: Which one?
 * Vemita:......
 * Quartz: Oh, forgot to mention she's an orphan who's very sensitive about that.
 * Smolder: NOW you tell me!
 * Sore-Eyes: (The three were kicked out of the feast) YOU THREE ARE FOREVER BANNED FROM THE FEAST!!!! I've never seen such disgrace.
 * Ember: Sore-Eyes!!
 * Sore-Eyes: Silence! You may be Dragon Lord, but you have a lot to learn for your age, young lady. (They left with Ember looking sadly)
 * Ember:... Go find him. (She left)
 * Smolder: THAT WHORE!!!! (The two pin her down)
 * Quartz: SMOLDER NO!!!
 * Smolder: I'LL KILL HER!!! I'LL F*****G KILL HER!!!
 * Quartz: You can't!! Violence is only going to make it worse.
 * Smolder: WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING TO A NERVE I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO?!? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
 * Quartz: GIVE ME A BREAK, I THOUGHT YOU KNEW HER TOO WELL!!
 * Smolder: WELL I DIDN'T, AND THANKS TO YOU JUST KEEPING YOUR SILENCE, WE'VE BEEN BANNED FROM THE FEAST!!! DID YOU NOT TELL ME ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF HER?!? WERE YOU AFRAID SHE'D RIP OUT YOUR TONGUE IF YOU TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT HER?!?
 * Quartz: NO!!!
 * Smolder: THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HER SINCE YOU CAME TO THE STINKING SCHOOL?!? (Quartz was silent)... I knew it. YOU'RE A COWARD, JUST LIKE BRIGHT EYES!!!
 * Quartz: I AM NOT A COWARD!!! I DID A LOT TO SAVE MY FRIENDS!!!
 * Smolder: OH BULLS***, YOU WERE JUST HIDING YOUR FEAR THIS WHOLE TIME!!! A coward like you doesn't deserve to be in the school, nor does she deserve friends like us!
 * Quartz:...
 * Smolder:... I, I'm sorry, I didn't mean-
 * Quartz: You want to know why I stayed silent about Vemita? Because I thought my friends would be there to help me get the courage to stand up to her. I told you why I don't fit in with other dragons, didn't I? This is why! Is THIS because you're scared of being in MY footprints? The 'cute' footprints? The footprints of A DRAGON IN A DRESS?!? You're no better, you know. You sure brought me back to insecurity because you're just like all the dragons that wanted nothing to do with me INCLUDING Vemita. You're definitely right. I don't deserve you. Sure makes dealing with Vemita a lot easier when I'm not around, doesn't it? (Flies away crying)
 * Smolder: QUARTZ, WAIT!!......
 * Bright Eyes:... Yeah, not your wisest decision.
 * Smolder: Oh shut up and skip to the part where you're supposed to help me here?
 * Bright Eyes: But aren't you supposed to be helping me? Ember said we should go find Knuckerbocker.
 * Smolder: BUT I CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT QUARTZ!!!
 * Bright Eyes: Well maybe you should've thought of that when you insulted her!!
 * Smolder: WE'RE DRAGONS, STUPID!!!! INSULTING EACH OTHER IS IN OUR NATURE!!!! CAN YOU JUST GET WITH THE PROGRAM ALREADY?!? Ugggh!! Some holiday this turned out to be.
 * Bright Eyes: Well what are we supposed to do?
 * Smolder:... (Sighs) I've got to make it up to her. Tell you what, Bright Eyes, how about we scratch each other's backs? We help each other?
 * Bright Eyes: How?
 * Smolder: I help you get the strength to challenge Vem, and you help me out... By finding Quartz' two pony friends.
 * Bright Eyes: "Well, okay, but it might not be easy, cause, I don't think even Quartz knows the names of those two."
 * Smolder: "..... But I think there's someone who does. Come on, Bright Eyes, we're going to pay the Namescale a visit."
 * Bright Eyes: "The NAMESCALE?! An omnipotent elder dragon that knows the names of all creatures? But he lives in Sulfer Island, residing only in a volcano with lava too hot for even dragons! There's also Sulfer Snapping Turtles there, and they're pretty nasty predators!"
 * Smolder: Dude, the first step in helping us and yourself out is to meet the danger instead of taking a shortcut around it. A true dragon never takes the easy way around.
 * Bright Eyes: Famous last words. I prefer playing it safe. You know what they say. Safety is sexy.
 * Smolder:... Who the hell says that?
 * (MSM): My sister. (This played)
 * Bright Eyes:... Who was that?
 * Smolder: Never mind. Do you want us to help you or not?
 * Bright Eyes: Yeah.
 * Smolder: Then you need to act like a REAL dragon and suck it up. Nut up. Go with the flow. Role with it. Just face the music-
 * Bright Eyes: Okay, I get it, let's just go.
 * Smolder: That's the spirit. (They flew off)
 * (Smolder): So we flew for hours. Though we would find... Roadblocks.
 * Smolder: (They were in an icy wasteland) Curse this seasonal storm. (They approach a pool)... (Something like this happened)
 * Bright Eyes:... What do we do now?
 * Sentient Large Snowflake: You must find the keystone to the gates of Sulfur Island.
 * Smolder: Uh, who are you?
 * Snowflake: I am the Great Snowflake of the Hearth created by the Alicorn goddess of gifts Queen Gratuity. To find the keystone, you must swim 3 miles across the Mystic Lake to the Isle of Many Quests. There you will find-
 * Smolder: I'M SICK OF THIS S***!!! OKAY, I AM NOT SWIMMING ACROSS THE FREEZING WATER TO THE ISLE OF TOTAL HORSES***, BECAUSE EVEN IF WE CAN F*****G FLY, WE'RE LOW ON TIME!!!! NOW GIMME THE F*****G KEY BEFORE I MELT YOU WITH MY BREATH!!!!
 * Snowflake: Okay, okay, I have a spare keystone right here!
 * Smolder: Gimme that! (He does that)
 * Snowflake: Geez, relax, man!
 * Smolder: YOU RELAX!! AND I'M A GIRL!!
 * Snowflake: Look, if anycreature asks, say you solved my riddles three.
 * Smolder: THAT'S THE S*** I'M TALKING ABOUT, SHUT THE F*** UP!!!
 * Snowflake: Look, don't hurt me, man! I've got twins waiting at home!
 * Smolder: That's a lie, no two of you are alike!!
 * Bright Eyes: Geez, Smolder-
 * Smolder: OH, SORRY WHA?!
 * Bright Eyes: NOTHING, GOOD JOB, I WANNA LIVE!!!!!
 * The duo leave.
 * Snowflake: "..... Welp, guess I may as well tell the folks of the isles that they may have to wait for another set of wayword adventurers.... Again. Ya know, maybe we should consider moving to a location that's less inconvinent to travel too. By the Alicorn of Quests, I hate my job."
 * (Smolder): So after that pointless garbage, we finally made it to Sulfur Island. (They saw several steam geysers)
 * Bright Eyes: Oh crap.
 * Smolder: Oh it's just a little hot water and steam, how bad could it be? (A bird flew in and was cartoonishly turned into a tiny chicken by the steam).
 * (Gaster): "Well that's not safe for Fluttershy."
 * (Quartz): "Don't worry, this is a cartoon, as the Lougers would say. The bird would recover off-camera."
 * Bright Eyes:...... I just did something involuntary... And messy.
 * Smolder: Please. Dragons conquer the elements all the time. We have extremophilic bacteria living in our guts.
 * Bright Eyes: Eckh!
 * Smolder: Oh, it's not as harmful as a disease. It's just as vital as E. coli in your bowels. That kind of symbiosis was a stepping stone to turn a normal lizard into a full-fledged dragon. Evolution is gross in some ways. Now come on, we need to find Namescale.
 * Bright Eyes: "He lives in the volcano. But we have to remember that it's lava is unbareable to even dragons. Namescale is only able to live there because he's from a spieces that EATS sulfer, it's why he's even here!"
 * Smolder: "No prob. Then clearly that volcano has a volcano cave for us to enter for him to even live here. Just a matter of finding an enterence."
 * Smolder and Bright Eyes go forth, as unknown to them, the sulfer ground shifted with a large shell like structure.
 * Bright Eyes:... Smolder? You think these shell things are the Sulfur Snapping Turtles you talked about?
 * Smolder: Oh, yeah. But they can actually discard their shells. But just try not to wake them up- (Something like this happened)
 * Smolder: (Twig snap)... (Bubble wrap popping) What the f-... (Horn honk) WHY-... (A rat yelps with it's tail being stepped on) URRRRGH!!!... (Steps on a clam that snapped her foot) DYYAAAAAAHHH!!!! (The Snapping Turtles woke up and towered the two)... Seriously, who leaves that garbage lying around?
 * Bright Eyes: Maybe those guys? (Shows her the skeletons of dragon jesters)
 * Smolder:... I'm not even going to ask. (The Snapping Turtles roar and waddled after them with Triceratops legs) We'd better hide. Trust me, these things are relentless and not the least bit slow.
 * Bright Eyes: Or maybe we should FLY! (Does that)
 * Smolder: Wait! (The Snapping Turtles fire globs of adhesive slime that caught Bright Eyes and restrained him as he fell unable to get out)... I was gonna warn that these things can shoot goop that sticks to dragons like ticks on a deer. (Bright Eyes was phathicly trying to get the goop off but fails) See, THIS is why dragons need strength- (She was restrained as well) DAMMIT!!! (They were at the mercy of the Snapping Turtles) If you skulks eat us, it'll send a bad message. (They roared)
 * Bright Eyes: UGH, SMELLS LIKE SULFUR!!!
 * Smolder: NO S***!!! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED SULFER SNAPPING TURTLES?! (The creatures got ready to eat them until a loud roar was heard from behind chasing the turtles away)
 * ???:... You kids okay? (A large reptilian hand freed them)
 * Bright Eyes: Well NOW we are. So... Are you... Namescale?
 * Namescale: (Was a giant dark-red dragon with orange crests) If memory serves me well, and it does, then yes. Glad you could meet me, Smolder and Bright Eyes.
 * Bright Eyes:... How do you even know everyone anyway?
 * Namescale: Elderly age, sagacious intuition, millennial travels... And magical eyes that tell me everything through contact.
 * Bright Eyes: Eh, I guess that makes sense.
 * Namescale: Come with me. (He flew into the volcano and let them down as glowing firefly-like bugs flew and magma peppers grew)... This volcano is pretty temperate all year round. Even the lavaflies like it here. Just be careful. They burn. (The lavaflies spray lava like a bombardier beetle)... Care for a magma pepper burrito? (Shows it to them)
 * Smolder: I'll pass.
 * Bright Eyes: Me too.
 * Namescale: Suit yourself. (Eats it) AAAOOOHH, THAT'S THAT GOOD S***!!! (Shivers then accidentally farts fire) UGGH! Hate it when they give me gas.
 * (Gallus): "So much for this guy being graceful."
 * (Smolder): "That's dragons for ya. We're not exactly known for our class."
 * Namescale: Suddenly I don't blame you kids for not being interested, they taste great going it, but the process of leaving is BRUTAL! That gives you the worst case of hemorrhoids.
 * Bright Eyes: Ecckh, the smell isn't any better.
 * Namescale: Well in the worst cases the gas is... The flammable kind.
 * Smolder: What do you mea- (They were cartoonishly scorched)...... Ouch.
 * Bright Eyes: Gross.
 * Namescale: Hey, can't be helped that sulfuric dragons are a species too rare to understand. I'm the only one in miles. Now did you come here to judge me or what?
 * Smolder: Oh, uh... We want to know the names of the two pony friends of Quartz.
 * Namescale:... You mean Windy Torch, Sunny Bask, and Misty Tinder? Oh, those three have been lost for a while. Since they lost Quartz, they have moved away from home and got new lives. They're still adolescent though. Not much time has passed since they separated.
 * Smolder: Where are they?
 * Namescale: Kid, I only know names, I'm not much for knowing where people are. But if I can make a damn good guess, maybe you should check in with their former home in Vulcan Valley.
 * Bright Eyes: "Well, at least we're on the right track."
 * Smolder: Thank you, Namescale.
 * Namescale: Godspeed my friends, and Happy Holidays. Good luck with your problem. (They left)
 * Bright Eyes: So what is Vulcan Valley?
 * Smolder: It's the touching point of dragon and pony territory. It's separated by a strait. The ponies there are just as mean as dragons because of impressions from rogue dragon attacks since the first from the namesake dragon. Luckily the guy was beheaded by Pred 8 years ago.
 * This was heard while Pred beheaded Vulcan.
 * Smolder: They have his head mounted over it's mayor's office. And they drink dragon's blood which is actually an alcoholic beverage to ponies.
 * Bright Eyes: Wait, I thought ponies were vegetarians.
 * Smolder: Fun fact I learned from Buzzord once, there's tecnecally no true blue herbavores. He wouldn't believe half of the sick shit I saw. I wouldn't look at cows and deer the same way again. That being said, I guess it's a matter that creatures like ponies just consider plants easier to chow down to and evolutionairy traits and stuff like that. Though, admitingly, it is odd for those ponies to drink blood, as it's a complete anomaly for them to do so, even as alcohol. It is flammable after all. Maybe our blood has the hot stuff you find in peppers, and they got used to it, you got me. Either way, it's disgusting. They don't see eye-to-eye with dragons either. We're treated like wyrm droppings there, so I guess it's another chance to show your stuff and say you ain't going to take their manure. Besides, you're going to need it if we're going to get some information. When we get there, expect a very rough welcoming-
 * Smolder: (They were at the mercy of an angry mob of ponies)... Like That.
 * Pony #1: Well, well, well, what do we got here?
 * Pony #2: More flying lizards. Now, because your too young to finish off and place your small pints of blood in barely half a barrol, ya may as well git! We're good on the stuff anyway from last month alone?!
 * Smolder:... (Puts out one of their torches with a licked hand)... Lemme make something clear, mules... We're not here looking for trouble.
 * Pony #1: Well, yer' in the wrong place to NOT to. This ain't fillidelpia!
 * Smolder: Well too bad. I'm a student of the Princess of Friendship, (Some ponies got surprised by that), and this is not a very welcome welcoming committee.
 * Pony 3: "(Gets abit nervious)..... You're positive, you're not trying to scare us off yer case? (Smolder holds in a class photo of her and the other students with Twilight, her friends and the factily) OH SHIT, SHE'S SERIOUS MATES?!"
 * Smolder: Yeah. You guys, picked the wrong dragons to be dicks too. Espeically while an extra bitchy dragon is going to make dragons an even BIGGER problem for you jackasses unless WE can stop that! For beings that value the philosophy of friendship, you sure risk your heads by threatening me. (The ponies worry) So here's my words to you jackasses: Don't START no s***, won't BE no s***! Now SHOO!!!
 * Pony #1: (Snorts like a skeptical asshole to the worry of the others) Oh, sure, you're a student of the Princess of Friendship. Yeah, and I'm Santa Hooves.
 * Pony 4: "SERIOUSLY, SHE SHOWED US A PICTURE AND EVERYTHING?!"
 * Bright Eyes: Wait, I thought it was the Hearth Reindeer that did Santa's job here. Since when did ponies have a pony Santa?
 * Smolder: Ugh, dude, Santa Hooves isn't actselly a pony, he was a Hearth's Reindeer too, in fact a particularly speical one, but it's said he kinda vanish for reasons yet reckitnised. Now can we please just put the torches and pitchforks down?
 * Pony #1: No way no how. You're not fooling anypony.
 * Pony #3: Lahar, I don't think she's lying! AND FOR CRUD'S SAKE, SHE SHOWED A PHOTO?! HOW MUCH OF A MENTALLY DEAD-BRAIN DONKEY ARE YA TO NOT BELIEVE THAT?!
 * Pony #1 (Lahar): You're believing a dragon? Those are banishment words, Salt. And for all we know, that Photo could've been stolen and that she just so happens to look like ONE of those dragons on that picture!
 * Pony 5: "(Facehooves) You cannot be THIS stupid, Lahar."
 * Smolder: It's the truth.
 * Lahar: Prove it!
 * Smolder: "..... See this guy here? I'm helping him get tough enough so he can get the tougher dragon out of the Torch of Stories."
 * Lahar: "...... Okay, so, maybe she's one of the retarded "Nice" Dragons, BUT I AIN'T SOLD ON THE FRIENDSHIP STUDENT CRAP?!"
 * ???: "FOR CRAP'S SAKE, LAHAR, STOP BEING A JACKASS?!"
 * A short Mayor Pony with a cartoonishly large hat showed up.
 * Mayor: "If that dragon said she's with Sparkle, THEN SHE'S WITH SPARKLE!? NOW BACK OFF?!"
 * Lahar fearfully obeys the mayor and starts backing off.
 * Lahar: "(Wimpfully) Yes sir, sorry sir, won't happen again."
 * Mayor: ".... (Takes off hat to reveil an epick forehead burn mark) Please do pardon my dear Nefpew Lahar...... Boy's none too bright."
 * Smolder: "As proven when he scoffed at my class photo."
 * Lahar: "(Phathicly wimpfully) Ohhhh, so you ARE a friendship student?! That's really interesting!"
 * Bright Eyes: "Tch, yeesh, you're actselly being a bigger cowerd then I am, when you're around your uncle! Kinda like how I feel when- (Realises something)..... I'm around, dad..... (Sadden) I'm such a failure to him."
 * Mayor: "(Chuckles), Well sounds like you need to see Ol'Knockles, boy."
 * Bright Eyes: "You mean Knucklbroker?"
 * Mayor: "I call him Ol'Knockles for short. Kinda easier to pronounce without having to do tongue gymnastics to learn how to say the real name."
 * Smolder: "Anyway, Mayor, I need to ask. Did this town ever heard of a dragon named Quartz?"
 * Mayor: "..... Quartz? THE Quartz? The young dragonling that gave up the respect of her own kind to save one of ours?"
 * Lahar now feels really stupid......
 * Mayor: "Well why didn't ya just said so and not get idjits like my nefpew all worked up over nothing?"
 * Bright Eyes: "Wait, Quartz is, appresiated here? But I thought you guys hated dragons!?"
 * Mayor: "Hey now boy, there's a fineline between being prepared for a fight, and being flatout racists! We reckitnised nicer dragons around these parts..... It's just bad ones visit more often then good ones. That's why these folks acted as cautious as we did."
 * Bright Eyes: "WELL THEY DIDN'T NEED TO POINT PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES AT US?! (The mob tossed them away in embarrisment)."
 * Mayor: "Sorry about that. Our caution's like a well oiled machine. It does it's job TOO well sometimes..... Maybe that was why the good ones don't visit AS often."
 * Smolder: "Well, that, AND THE FACT YOU DRINK OUR BLOOD ALSO GAVE BAD IMPRESSIONS?!"
 * Pony 6: "I also think it could be why bad ones kept attacking, sir......"
 * Mayor: "..... I, think it's time for folks of Vulcan valley to, do some soul shearching.... Thanks for helping us realise that we strayed too far from our purer roots, even if likely by accsident."
 * Smolder: "Eh, may as well since we're here. Anyway, the three ponies Quartz saved. Ya know where they are?"
 * Mayor: "Good news, they kept closed togather. Bad news, well, rumors were cherned that they got captured by a Krampus that sells children and/or tweens as slaves in the Beast Market in a local Panan colony in the far east-southern of Equestria called Beastopia. A very obscured and rough place. Said to be a secret refugee city that're home of creatures trying to avoid getting the Storm Clan's attention ever since Pana's usurped by them."
 * (Gallus): "Yeah, I think we may need to tell Sparkle about that, one of these days."
 * (Ocellus) "And how."
 * Smolder: "So I guess that's where we need to go."
 * Mayor: "I have to warn ya, kids..... That city is under a grown paranoid tyrant king that lost himself to madness. He's been known to turn unwarrented visitors or those that disrespect him, into Obsidian statues. He does this with the Obsidian Glass Monicle, and turns people so by just giving them the stinkeye."
 * Bright Eyes: "That, sound needlessly excessive to stay secret."
 * Mayor: "Hence why the poor beast has became a paranoid tyrant."
 * Smolder: "..... If it's not too much to ask, but, I think me and Bright might need some help here."
 * Mayor: ".... Lucky for you, I know the older siblings of those youngins that more then want them back then anyone. Come with me, I'll show ya their usual hangout."
 * Smolder:... A treehouse?
 * Mayor: In a tree of Obsidian. It's a tree literally turned into obsidian during a Storm Clan attack and yet still remains as tough as a tree.
 * Bright Eyes: Wow.
 * ???: UGH, GO AWAY YOU C*** GOBLINS, I DON'T WANT ANYMORE OF YOUR ANNOYING CAROLS!!! GO CAROL TO SOMEPONY ELSE FOR ALL I CARE!!!
 * ??? 2: Ash, what're you doing?!
 * ???: Ugh, Caldera, I've already had a rough day! Please just let me handle it!!!
 * ??? 3: IS ASH YELLING AT CAROLERS AGAIN?! WILL HE EVER THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?
 * ???: STAY OUT OF THIS, GEYSER!!!
 * ??? 3: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A GEEZER?!?
 * ???: "I SAID GEYSER, NOT GEEZER?!"
 * Mayor: They... Didn't have a glamorous life since their siblings left.
 * Bright Eyes: "Kinda bleeding obvious."
 * Mayor: "Ahem. (To the treehouse) Come on down, ya'll. It's me, the mayor."
 * ???: OH GINGER SNAP!!! (A dark-reddish girl pony with orange hair and an ember cutie mark came out along with another female pony, orange this time, with blonde hair and a lava whirlpool cutie mark, and a whitish pony with partial baldness, blue hair with fire-colored stripes and a geyser cutie mark) SORRY, MAYOR COAL SEAM!!! I thought you were another group of carolers... (Sees the two)... Mayor..... How did these two managed to get all the way here without the town ripping them apart?
 * Caldera: Ash, sweetie, remember we got used to dragons.
 * Ash: Yeah, well, it doesn't make seeing one without having been beaten to a pulp any less discerning.
 * Bright Eyes: "(Quietly) Can't believe Quartz would ever befriend ponies related to a jerk like this. (Smolder shoves him)"
 * Smolder: So you're the siblings of Quartz' pony friends?
 * Caldera: That's us. I'm Caldera Tinder. These are Ash Torch and Geyser Bask.
 * Ash: It's a displeasure.
 * Mayor: Be nice, Ash. It's Hearth's Warming.
 * Ash: Well ya know what?! Let the Hearth's Reindeer see no reason to give me gifts today!? It's that Quartz kid's fault our siblings left.
 * Smolder: Really? You're going to blame Quartz for your siblings running away, who she saved from some dragon bitch and her goons that were messing with them like schoolyard bullies?
 * Ash:..... Okay, not, Quartz spefificly, though she BARELY even handled that c**t. But, the fact that she wasn't tough enough to keep her own dad at bay. Her father threatened to kill them! I swore to myself that if he showed his scaly mug to my property I'd snap his neck. It's monsters like him that give you guys a bad name.
 * Smolder: Whoa, let's not bring out words like 'monsters'. Dragons may be prickish, but that's only because we evolved to be an aggressive race for a reason. The world is a dark cruel place fraught with danger. Flight means you have to use it to it's strongest. In times of freezing and burning storms, we developed a way to keep in our body heat with a diet of the elements.
 * Bright Eyes: Not to mention extremophilic bacteria like the ones in those colored hot springs inside our guts-
 * Smolder: Oh shut up, those hot springs are relaxing. Dragons can thrive in more heat than any other reptile can possibly dream of. I'm surprised that somedragon as brainy as you knows so little about dragons.
 * Bright Eyes: "My knowledge is more based on learning exspearience, and, I was avoiding things that make "Proper" Dragons."
 * Smolder: Eh, fair point. Also, Spike has little knowledge of it too, because he was raised by ponies. But anyway, other things like our elemental breath are just from consuming magical crystals. It just started out with fire when we ate volatile rocks. We're so used to eating rocks and gems that ice is like a portable beverage to us. Bottom line, we're aggressive because we have to be.
 * Ash: Whatever. I'm sure the Mayor's nephew Lahar Gush gave you the idea that dragons aren't appreciated well here.
 * Smolder: "Albeit because he was actselly an idiot."
 * Ash: Probably. He's by far the only pony in Vulcan Valley that still loathes dragons.
 * Smolder: At least until his uncle showed up, then he backpeddled like a pansy.
 * Ash: "(Quietly and annoyed) Because of course he did!"
 * Smolder: Look, Lahar is not the topic here anyway. We're here to ask if you can help us find your siblings, cause if a rumor's anything to go by, they're likely slave bait to broken Panan refugees in a place called Beastopia?
 * Ash: Well it's still only a rumor.
 * Smolder: "Then we need help to find things that can either prove it or disprove it."
 * Ash:...... What's it to you? Why would dragons care about a couple of foals?
 * Bright Eyes: Well, we're trying to help me and Quartz out with a bully back in the Dragon Lands because SOMEDRAGON was very harsh to her for inadvertently getting us kicked out of the Feast of Fire.
 * Smolder: UGH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW SHE WAS ORPHANED?!
 * Bright Eyes: I hardly call saying she didn't deserve her friends for withholding something about Vemita an accident.
 * Ash: WAIT!!!... Did you say... Vemita?
 * Smolder: "About twice, actually. She was the dragon bully that Quartz saved your siblings from."
 * Ash: It was HER?!... Son of a BITCH!!
 * Smolder: You know that skink?
 * Bright Eyes: (Sarcastically) Oh, hilarious wordplay. (Seriously) Also, I think she's already capable of recognizing the dragon that bullied her sibling!
 * Ash: She's MORE than that! Though f*** her for that all the same for doing that! She's Vulcan's great granddaughter!!
 * Smolder:... You're f*****g with us.
 * Ash: As if. Vemita teased us the most for being related to Quartz' friends. She hates us for taking her family after her grandfather and both parents tried to avenge Vulcan.
 * Bright Eyes: So THAT'S why she wanted a name for herself. She wanted to avenge her family. No doubt by being Dragon Lord. Well glad that molt came at such a miraculous coincidence, else she could've won!
 * Ash: Well you know what? We're DEFINITELY helping you.
 * Smolder: "Oh NOW you don't want to be a prick to us?"
 * Ash: "Hey, be glad I decided to be helpful at all! Don't be a choosy begger!"
 * Caldera: Ash?
 * Ash: Cal, honey, that dragon bitch is the reason behind our misery. She's why our siblings left. Quartz's d*** dad was an afterthought at best! I've always wanted to show dragons we won't take their bullying, and now's our chance.
 * Geyser: OUR chance?
 * Ash: Yeah, you both are coming. You're all I got, so if I go down, you both go down with me.
 * Bright Eyes:... Damn.
 * Smolder: That's the most dragon thing I've ever heard literally coming out of the horse's mouth. You, lady, have guts.
 * Ash: Don't flatter me. I'm just doing this for payback. We'll help you guys find Misty, Sunny, and Windy. But on the condition that you make Vemita suffer greatly!!
 * Smolder: "We cross the line of permanent damage, maiming, or death. And before you ask why I jump at that disclaimer, Friendship Student. Dragon violence is lost on me since Sparkle's very insistent on not being that extreme."
 * Ash: "...... Fair enough. Can you at least promise she'll get pariah status?"
 * Bright Eyes: "Well that largely depends on how Vemita will react to defeat, but, we'll, see what we can do."
 * Ash: "Well, an unsure promise is better than no deal."
 * Geyser: "Well, back on the topic of the rumor, we still say that it's a streach. On the basis that no pony has yet to prove Beastopia's existence. Also, considering where the kids were going, it's a bit of a strech for even a cold loving Krampus to travel that far."
 * Bright Eyes: "Well, where did they go?"
 * Caldera: "Well, based on their runaway notes, they wanted to run away to an Abyssinian refugee children sanctuary where they can feel safe. It's usually in a land a bit out of the way of known Dragon travel patterns due to being near a colder climate. Too cold for even your packed in body heat to protect you from. Particularly a ways from the Frozen Dragon Boneyards near Bleak Valley. If anyone should have an idea, it's them."
 * Smolder: "Well we're basicly exhausted from walking and flying to Namescale. Is there a faster way to get to that place."
 * Ash: "Tch. I know a guy."
 * A crazed unicorn was riding on a large Dragon Frog as the five were riding with them as it jumped across the areas every quickly!
 * Ash: "YOU JUST GOTTA LOVE CRAZY FROG RIDER PETE AND HIS CONVINENCE?!"
 * Smolder cheered excitedly!
 * Bright Eyes was wimpfully squealing!
 * Geyser: "That's, the first time I ever heard a dragon scream like a little girl."
 * Smolder: COME ON, BRIGHT EYES, LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER WITH ME!!! (Laughs)
 * Pete: Hold your frog legs! (The Dragon Frog was offended) FROG legs, not DRAGON FROG legs! There's a difference. There's something here.
 * Smolder: Oh I'm sure it's just a raccoon.
 * Smolder: (They were attacked by an Odontotyrannus) THAT'S NOT A RACCOON!!!!
 * (Smolder): After dealing with that Odontotyrannus and after hearing Bright Eyes bitching about my comment of laughing in the face of danger for an hour straight, we made it to Bleak Valley. A former arctic land for Pans, the ancestors of the Panan Satyr between actual satyrs, now a land drenched in Panan ruins and occupied by some... Particular creatures. (Diminutive creatures similar to Grubber were seen)
 * Bright Eyes:... THESE are Abyssinians?
 * Ash: PYGMY Abyssinians to be exact. Better suited for intense conditions like snowstorms.
 * Miniature Dog: WATCH YOUR BACK, PORKY!!!
 * Black Miniature Pig: THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS, MUTT!!!
 * Diminutive Lizard Hermit: (Swipes a ring) MY PRECIIIIOOOOUUUUUSSSS!!!
 * Diminutive Fish Guy: GIMME BACK MY WEDDING RING!!!!
 * Miniature Frog: GRIIIIIIIIBIIIT!!!
 * Miniature Passerine: BRAAAAAAWWWWWWK!!!!
 * Bright Eyes: I'm annoyed.
 * Smolder: Me too.
 * Ash: Get in line. These guys are small, but you do NOT want to say that to their face-
 * Smolder: Well if calling these small fries what they are is a crime, then I must be in Wonderland. I'm sure they heard worse- (One of them hit her in the groin with a bag of bits) GAAH, SONOVABICH!!!
 * Ash: Told ya!
 * Smolder: YOU LITTLE GOBLIN!!!
 * Bright Eyes: Smolder, we want help, not trouble!!!
 * Caldera: Well we'd better get started.
 * Smolder: Well fine. Don't want to see these short-tempered guys aga- (Got hit in the groin with a bag of bits again) CRAP!!!
 * ???: "Fellas, fellas, stop! (The minitures stopped as an arctic fox leader came forth) These folks are obviously here to ask us sometime. Now, please let me handle this. (The Minitures ran off)...... (To group) I'm sorry about the minitures, they're still struggling with their animalistic behaviors. They were from the wilds of Abyssia's arctic circle after all."
 * Ash: "Nevermind them, lady. We need to ask. Did you by chance see three little foals here?"
 * Arctic Fox: "Why yes. I let them stay in the refugee sactuary for several weeks...... At least until that nasty Rumpus came and started to shake us down for rent again, or else he'll start taking the refugee children to sell as slaves..... Then, those three youngins, they stood him up. Rumpus took them in cages and quilifived them as rent payment, then, he took them back to Beastopia..... I was helpless to do anything about it, cause all I have were minitures, he had orcs, trolls and ogres with him. That nasty krampus is never alone."
 * Geyser: "Oh shit, the rumor was right! They were kidnapped by a krampus!"
 * Ash: "But at least we know Beastopia is in the southern easern part of Equestria."
 * Arctic Fox: "You're planning on going to Beastopia? With that mad king they have? You'll risk being turned to obsidian! That king has became so afraid of a would-be Storm Clan attack that he distriusts all visiters, and his people became equilly afraid of them cause how upset he would be."
 * Ash: "We get that. But I ain't letting my sister be treated like a slave to a Krampus slaver."
 * Arctic Fox: ".... Well, if you must, then, I'll tell you who you'll need to see about getting inside ther safely. You need to find Francis Vole. A daring Naked Mole Rat that dared opened secret trade tunnel ways under Beastopia to be able to get trade items safely across the area. Just keep in mind though, he's VERY eccentric, very weird, and kinda lives in the moment of excitment, even dangerious ones."
 * Bright Eyes: "Well we still need to even FIND Beastopia before we can get to him!"
 * Arctic Fox: "These tunnels can extend to alot of Aybissian locations.... Even this one. Come, I'll show you the tunnel for this place. (Leads the group."
 * A Large Person-sized Earwig and a worm were seen stacking supplies.
 * Earwig: "Uh, Squirmson, are you sure we should be stacking the food like this?"
 * Worm (Squirmson): "Ahhhh, you worry to much, Wiggsy, these are very stable crates. (Stacks a very big crate on top of smaller crates).... See, nothing went- (The large crate squashed the smaller crates as food was launched allover the place, making a mess)...... Wrong."
 * Wiggsy: "(Facepalms as she sighs), Miss Ann Arctic is gonna kill us."
 * Squirmson: "Not unless, we blame this, on a dragon polor bear!"
 * Wiggsy: "And what would a dragon polar dragon be doing in a supply room?"
 * Squirmson: "That's a good question. Let's work on that. First off, how would one get in?"
 * Wiggsy: "You're not being serious on this, are you?"
 * Squirmson: "I got it! It digged into our tunnel, came in, broke the crates and left! A full proof excuse!"
 * Wiggsy: "There's no way Miss Arctic would believe that!"
 * Squirmson: "Ahhhh, you worry too much Wiggsy, foxes being crafty creatures is just an animal kingdom myth, everyone knows that canines are actselly the stupidist animals in the world, (Wiggsy donned a concerned face) ESPEICALLY so to foxes. I mean, the unsentient varient jumps face first into snow to capture a little morsal, (Laughs as it was seen that a pouting Arctic Fox, A.K.A. Miss Arctic) I mean, what an undiginfived way to get lunch, am I right? (Laughs!)...... (Notices Wiggsy' face)...... She's standing right behind me, isn't she?"
 * Miss Arctic: "(Deadpan) Thanks for the honest opinion, Squirmson."
 * Squirmson screamed like a bitch and hid behind Wiggsy!
 * Wiggsy: ".... Please don't be mad about the mess."
 * Miss Arctic: "No need, we're still good on the food that HASN'T been haphazordly stacked..... Besides, I kind need to ask you two to take some guess to the tunnels."
 * Squirmson: "Why?"

Chapter 4: Enter Shiver and Gale
(Later...) Near Mr. Yuletide. A Dark Mountain Cave. French Narrator: Several Hours of Scolding Later...
 * King Boreal was seen leading the heroes near the Mountain.
 * King Boreal: "This is where Shiver had been residing in ever since he went dark..... I must warn that the Mountain had gone..... Treacherious, ever since Shiver's self-exile."
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh worry not. Dealing with Treacherious things is all part of the job!"
 * Twilight: "... Okay everyone. Let's go forth! (The group began charging up the mountain path as Boreal looked on.....)"
 * King Boreal: "..... Hearth's blessing, heroes. And good fortune......"
 * The Heroes charged in and destroyed the cave doors!
 * Starswirl: "Okay Shiver?! We're here to bring justice apawn you for having the Hatred Spirits attack us?!"
 * Po: "Get ready for some holiday justice, Shiver!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "So ya may as well show yourself?!"
 * ???: "..... Oh, good....... You're right on time."
 * Lights turned out to reveil a dark black-ice frozen room filled with Hatred Spirits......
 * Figure: "(Coming forth) Welcome to my workshop....."
 * The figure reveiled himself as the same necomorthic frost-bitten Reindeer, as the group gasped!
 * Lord Shiver: "The Cave of Shiver?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Wait, workshop? Like, Santa's Workshop?"
 * Lord Shiver: "Yes.... Only....... I, was the HEAD Hearth's Deer!"
 * The Main 6 were surprised!
 * Fluttershy: "...... (Sheds tears) You mean..... You were...... Santa Hooves?"
 * Icky: "I KNEW THIS EPISODE WAS RIPPING OFF THE DBZ ABRIDGED CHRISTMAS SPEICAL?!"
 * Abridged Vegeta: "(Used a remote to pause) And, PAUSE?! Looks like once again those wiseasses of Scroop Corp owe us some god damn royalties."
 * Lord Shiver: "WAS, Santa Hooves..... That name is but a retired title I bare no longer."
 * Starlight: "Santa Hooves, why? Why re-create our enemies and have them attack us?"
 * Pinkie: "Yeah Santa Hooves?! Why?! Doing that is kinda..... EVIL?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "I'm the one with the list here,  I , deside good and evil! And alot of you, ARE ON THE TOP OF THE NAUGHTY LIST IN EQUESTRIA?!"
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS)!?...... (Gets sadder)..... As if Stephen Hillenberg's death wasn't bad enough!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And let's start with you! Sponegbob Squarepants and Patrick Star! Even with recent events in mind with what occured in your base of operations, it is but only part of a long, long, LOOOOONG list, of idiotic sins done onto others like Squidward! You're also very ill-suited leaders, as you do not quell severe disagreements and mostly just fool around as if you were still in the days where this respondsability was NEVER thrusted apawn you! And you, Squidward...... You're not always the better of their evils, as when you act out, the universe ALWAYS punishes you, you sad, phathic, medocere clarent player?!"
 * Squidward: "...... Mediocure?"
 * Lord Shiver: "And Sandy..... Don't think your advantage taking of gulliable simpletons of that one exspeariment has escaped my attention."
 * Sandy sweated at that.....
 * Lord Shiver: "AND YOU, EUGENE KRABS?!... Queen Gratuity, I mean just, WOW! There's not enough time in the day. Your greed just knows NO bounds?!"
 * Shenzi: "Hey back off, Antler-Head!? No one's perfect?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "How cosmicly ironic from you, given that you and your two idiot friends were involved in a successful conspiracty against a good king, just because he was only responding on legitamently cruel acts done by hyenas for many years, even if it got too far!"
 * Banzai: "Hey, in our defence man, Scar was a charasmatic fuck?! It's the british accent, I just know it?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Alex The Lion. The so-called "King of New York". You were not very fair to Marty ever since of a fateful insodent, albeit of his own accsidental doing, from being mad at him for ruining your luxery, biting his buttocks, negitive enfluence aside, not being able to tell the difference between him and other Zebras, and that stunt in what you had done with that circus, lying about being from a Zoo?! And you three behind him were no better, being interested in your own follies as well. And let's not ignore how you have embarrised your father, Alex, forcing him to give up his title so he couldn't exile you, and then leave Africa without him being aware of it."
 * Alex was made guilty.
 * Lord Shiver: "And the those of you who attempted to eat children or animals that can't fight back..... YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE?! (Those Lougers felt nervious)...... And then there's you, Po. The Dragon Warrior, then newly assended Dragon Master.... You are a phathic glutton who only got where he is, because Oogway could NOT curb his appresiation to your race for saving his life! Not to mention getting Shifu briefly replaced with Junjie, AND leaving the Jade Palace to Ke-Pa because of your ego, among others."
 * Mantis: "NOT COOL MAN?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And then we come to the Masters of the Jade Palace?! You did not respected Oogway's decidion one bit, until the very end when he had defeated that figment of Shifu's shameful past, that was Tai Lung."
 * The Furious Five saw Shifu demoralised from this.....
 * Iago: "Buddy, you're just stepping on toes that shouldn't be stepped on!"
 * Lord Shiver: "As if I should be lectured by the former pet of a corrupt Grand Vizor."
 * Iago: "Oh please don't bring Jafar into this, it's just so PAINFUL?!"
 * Mushu: "Hey come now, man, you're just being an asshole now!"
 * Lord Shiver: "That's very hypocritial of you to judge me, when you were an incompident ansisterial guardian of the Fa Family that failed to saved one of them, only to redeem his title, to only THEN almost lose it again by trying to distrupt a marriage?!"
 * Mushu: "....... That hurts, man."
 * Baloo: "NOW JUST A MINUTE?! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Coming from a bear that disrupted the Panther's mission to return a child to the safety of his kind when a hateful tiger was on the prowl."
 * Skipper: "CUT THE EVIL SANTA CRAP, BUDDY?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON YOU PENGUINS?! You started the unforunate voyage torwords the wild to begin with. You Skipper, are filled with so many secrets and deceit that your assusiates do NOT understand the FULL story of even your time in Denmark?! You spy on your own zoo mates, you abuse your younger partner's cuteness gift, you even ruin Christmas one time in your own show. Kolwalski, you are an incompident invention maker with devices that often worked AGAINST YOUR GROUP?! Rico.... Words, cannot explain what is wrong with you?! And Private:..... Well, actselly, you have been relitively good. (Conjures up a present) Here's your present. (Private squeed with joy as the present was given to him!)"
 * Kolwalski: "Lucky!"
 * Sir Hiss: "Okay, good sir, if you keep this up, we'll end up being here all day, we-"
 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Sir Hiss Hissingshire. You were a pitiful yesman to a tyrant that caused poverty!"
 * Sir Hiss: "(Droops)..... It, it wasn't by choice. My brother Fang was meant to have the title, but he vanished without a trace at the time."
 * Sparx: "Okay, Asshole, seriously, we would LITTERALLY be here for a long time if you point out each of our problems-"
 * Lord Shiver: "AND THEN THERE IS SPYRO, CYNDER, AND SPARX?!"
 * Icky: "D'OH?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And now that I got the misfits covered, let's talk about their friends..... Twilight Sparkle and friends..... Your mistakes are as epic as any good accomplishment you had managed. The recent debacle with the Hippogriffs, goes, without saying.... Need I say more?"
 * Twilight: "Oh of course he would bring that up."
 * Lord Shiver: "And you, Jade Tusk of the Poison clan. You tried to help a rogue demi-god subugate all of Dreamworks China!"
 * Jade Tusk: "I aim to be better now."
 * Lord Shiver: "Lest we forget about.... STARLIGHT GLIMMER?! Not only did you revitalised a forsaken lesser Hippogriff philosity, but you also nearly destablised the space time continuum with your reckless time travel?!"
 * Starlight: "Ugh, I ALREADY HAD THAT HAMMERED INTO ME MORE THEN ONCE ALREADY?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "And YOU, Fu-Xi....... Again, Wow. I already wasted enough time complaining about the others. So how's about we talk about the fact you went from hero to villain all because of a few ungrateful fools?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Tch, you can thank Su Su Ka-Boom for that s***."
 * Lord Shiver: "And, you. (Turns his attention to Gazelle)......"
 * Gazelle: "Wait, what did I do wrong?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Your ceaseless complaints to how reality does not match your convieced notion of what is fair, has rendered you proned to violent temper tandrums, and bring more harm to wrong-doers then what was really required!"
 * Icky: "HEY WE'RE WORKING ON THAT, OKAY?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Not just that! If the right words were said by even a Mothron as minor as a chamber pot cleaner, you can become a danger, not just to your world of Zootopia, but everyone around you?! You are a danger to the entire Universe just waiting to happen if the right Mothron can make you crack?! You are not fit as a uniter?! You only got into the position, because the Lightfly Queen could not curb her thanks for your rescue of her, from what was otherwise a compident general, that didn't realise he had company?! Had he kept aware of his surrounds, YOU PROBULY WOULD NOT BE ALIVE RIGHT NOW?!"
 * Starswirl: "Well you can forget about scolding us?! Because the Pillers and the Founders are above letting insults get to us."
 * Lord Shiver: "Oh, actselly........ You're HER concern."
 * Rockhoof: "Wait, her wh- (The Pillers got blasted by a sudden ice blast that trapped the group in ice with heads exposed.)..... BY THE GLORIES OF THE ALICORNS?!"
 * ???: "Ugh, FINALLY?! I was wondering when you were gonna let me join in, Complainer the Black Skull Reindeer!"
 * The Founders gasped!
 * Clover: "..... Gale?"
 * An angered Windego showed up.
 * Gale: "WHO ELSE BUT, YOU HEART BREAKERS?!"
 * Huifang: "That actselly explains the whole Windego Ice Age Threat VERY much! (Jade Tusk Smacked her) OW?!"
 * Jade Tusk: YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT, HUIFANG!!
 * Clover: "Gale, what're you doing? Why are you involved with Shiver?!"
 * Gale: "AS IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW?! You did NOTHING to protect me from ponies that refused to see me as my own person  instead of just another mindless cold spewer?! They saw me no different then the rest of my people?! And now..... I'M GETTING EVEN?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Henceforth, that she and I are working togather, to make it that henceforth, for all of you and this unforgiveable mistreatment for a sacred holiday, the only present I have for all of the world, IS A WINDEGO, ICE AGE?!"
 * Twilight: "...... Then we have no choice but to stop you and Gale?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Go ahead and try, you silly-"
 * Gazelle aimed the Uniter Blade and blasted Shiver across the cave and into a wall!
 * Gale: "...... That, could've gone bett- (The Founders pounce onto Gale) BAH?!"

Chapter 5: A Ho-Ho-Holy Finale
School of Friendship. Outside The Cave of Shiver. Meanwhile, in the Cave of Shiver.
 * Gazelle: "..... Ya know, bad guys ALWAYS have SUCH a bad tendingcy to TALK too much, am I right?"
 * Fluttershy: "(Wimpers), Why did you have to hurt Santa Hooves so badly?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Fluttershy, he was trying to invoke a Windego Ice Age. I think it can be pardoned if some physical punishment had to be dealt with."
 * Gazelle: "That being said. Don't worry, Fluttershy, that blast was only strong enough to only knock him out, so- (Energy was seen forming around where Shiver was knocked into)....... Ohhhhhhhhh boy."
 * ???: "(Deeper voice) FOOLS?! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT SANTA HOOVES SO EASILY?!"
 * Icky: "BECAUSE ALLCHOURSE, WE DO HAVE ONE MORE CHAPTER AFTER FREAKING ALL?!"
 * Shiver rosed up as an Alicorn-Sized Super-Reindeer that towered over the heroes.
 * Shiver: "...... Giselle Horndreas."
 * Gazelle: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh boy."
 * Shiver: "'Yule' regret your actions, against Lord Shiver!"
 * Gale: "OH ALICORNS DARN IT, NOW YOU GO HIM SAYING CHIRSTMAS PUNS?!"
 * Gazelle: "..... Oh, "Yule". Like the log. Right, I see what you did the-"
 * Shiver charged up an attack!
 * Gazelle: "OH HOLY NIGHT- (Gets blasted by Shiver's attack as Gazelle was able to use the Uniter Blade for defence, but the spell was sappening the Uniter Blade's power, rendering it momentarly useless, as Gazelle crashed into the cave wall) OHHH?!...... Owwwwwwwwww. (Gazelle plopped to the floor beaten)."
 * Applejack: "Annnnnnnd The Uniter's down and out."
 * Lord Shiver: "You only succeeded in freeing my new form from the leftover shell of my, Chirstmas Eve-olution."
 * Icky: "....... REALLY, DUDE?!"
 * Gale: "Trust me, it'll get worse?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "You see, misfits..... You're not dealing with the average Head Hearth Reindeer of Equestria anymore."
 * Huifang: "KINDA OBVIOUS WHEN YOU MUTANTED?! (Jade Tusk smacks her) OW?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "...... You are dealing, with the Hearth GOD?! And I'm a right GRUMPY old Reindeer!"
 * Shiver began fighting with the group as this music was heard!
 * Fu-Xi: "(Began charging up a chi-attack) EAT SOME MILK AND COOKIES IN HELL?! (Fires the blast that hits Lord Shiver as a large chi-sploudion was seen)........ Yippie-Ki-Yay, (Sees that Shiver was still Standing) MOTHER FUCKER?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "..... (Does a pose)...... You better watch out. (Charges up his antlers)."
 * Fu-Xi: "Huh?"
 * Lord Shiver: "You better not (Eyes get glowy) cry."
 * Fu-Xi: "Ohhhhh s***!"
 * Lord Shiver: "You better not pout...... BUT YOU'RE GOING TO DIE?!"
 * Patrick: "HEY THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES-"
 * Lord Shiver: "Santa Hooves is takin', you, down! (Fires the charged up attack at Fu-Xi as he dodged in a panic!)"
 * The attack did great deals of damage to the cave!
 * Jade Tusk: "(Quickly came to his aide) MASTER FU-XI?! ARE YOU OKAY?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "GOD DAMN, HE'S A TOUGH MOTHERFUCKER?!"
 * Icky: "THE GUY IS EMBUED WITH THE POWER OF BELOVED HOLIDAYS, ALCHOURSE HE'S GONNA BE POWERFUL?!"
 * Lord Shen: "HOW THE DEVIL CAN WE DEFEAT SOMEONE OF SUCH RAW POWER?!"
 * Twilight: "...... It's obvious we can't beat him like we normally do with threats. He's only like this because he's bitter about how much the holidays have been treated with the same vain as an excuse to get items for a cheaper price and caring more about presents then the thought behind it! He's upset about the commericalisation of the holidays?!"
 * Skipper: "So what?! Are you saying we should be like commies and end capitalisum?!"
 * Twilight: "No...... We need to show, that underneath all of the product-sensationalisum, christmas parties and lewd holiday underwear, that the real spirit of the holidays is NOT gone!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "He kinda looks dead convinced that the spirit's gone!"
 * Spongebob: "...... I know the BEST WAY TO RESOLVE THIS?! Keep him busy guys?!
 * Spongebob ran off!
 * Spongebob chanted "Back to the School" in the tune of "Hi-Ho-Silver" as he was running cartoonishly fast!
 * Rarity: "...... I, hope Spongebob knows what he's doing."
 * Polarity: "Thank you SO much, guys. Each, and every one of you, made me feel, so welcomed here, and, I look forword to start doing good things in this schoo-"
 * Spongebob: "(Shows up quickly and grabs Polarity) I need to borrow Polarity, bye! (Zooms off while taking Polarity!)"
 * Little Dipper: "..... Great Alicorns, that's the fastest any new student got to be involved in saving the world."
 * Spongebob arrived with Polarity.....
 * Polarity: "..... Goodness?! What're we doing in Mt. Yuletide, Mr. Squarepants."
 * Spongebob: "(Pants), Please, Mr. Squarepants was my father's name. Call, me, (Pants), Spongebob."
 * Polarity: "Well, why am I here, Spongebob?"
 * Spongebob: "(Finally catches his breath)..... Okay, let me explain as quickly as possable."
 * Pang Ping was tossed to the ground as she shouted in pain!
 * Shiver landed before her.
 * Gilda: "(Zooms in) I GOT YER BACK, CA- (Shiver bucks Gilda right into a wall!)....."
 * Lord Shiver: "What feline such as this, who is laying at Shiver's lap, is bleeding?!"
 * Pang Bing: "(Strained) Inturnally, mind you!"
 * Shiver picks Pang Bing and slammed her into the floor!
 * Pang Bing: "UGH, AT THIS RATE, I'LL BE DOWN TO EIGHT LIVES?!"
 * Lord Shiver: "Then I'll claim ALL OF THEM?! (Fires up a charged beam, but a light blast hits Shiver and protected Pang Bing!)"
 * It came from Gazelle.....
 * Gazelle: "...... Ya know, it's not nice to be mean to cats, good sir?!"
 * Lord Shiver looks annoyed at Gazelle.
 * Gazelle: "I mean, ya know, nothing personal, but, not really feeling the "Goodwill torwords men" vibe up in here, nor torwords cats, appearently."
 * Lord Shiver: "I'm all out of goodwill, but here's a stocking stuffer for you! (Charges up another attack!)"
 * Gazelle: "Okay, the holiday puns are starting to get alittle tiring now-"
 * Lord Shiver blasted Gazelle into the wall again!
 * Pang Bing: "GAZELLE?! (Gets up) I'LL SNUFF YOUR HOLIDAY LIGHTS OU- (Gets bucked in the face and crashes where Gazelle was)"
 * Icky: "HOW WAS GAZELLE ABLE TO USE A BLAST ANYWAY?!"
 * Shifu: "(Groans as he was getting up) Must've been a reserves power, and now with it used, Gazelle will take time to rechagre."
 * Jade Tusk: "(Was seen tending to a injured Fu-Xi) Trouble is, none of us might survive at that point."
 * Everytime the Lougers tried to fight back, Shiver was quick to counter-act and defeat them like they were nothing to him! Even Shen was ultamately helpless to him as he was smacked up and crashed and slidded across the cave.
 * Twilight: "Oh mane, this is BAD?! Shiver is too much for even the Strongest of Lougers?!"
 * Pinkie: "THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE FIGHTING SANTA HOOVES?! THE GREATEST HEARTH'S REINDEER IN EQUESTRIA?! ALCHOURSE HE'S GONNA BE TOO MUCH?! WE'RE GETTING PA RUM PUM PUM PUMMELED UP HERE?!"
 * Applejack: "I hope Spongebob knows what he's doing."
 * Fluttershy: "WE ARE GOING TO LOSE CHRISTMAS AND HEARTH'S WARMING, AND THE WINDEGOS ARE GONNA COME BACK, AND EQUESTRIA'S GONNA TURN INTO A GIANT REFRIDGERATOR, AND I DON'T WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "SO MANY WONDERBOLT EVENTS ARE GONNA GET CANCELED THANKS TO A NEW WINDEGO ICE AGE?!"
 * Rarity: "(Quietly) Now would be a good time for a drumatic enterence, Spongebob!"
 * ???: "HEY, SHIVER?!"
 * Shiver looked to see Spongebob.......
 * Shiver: "Ho, ho, Oooooh?"
 * Spongebob: "...... You think you're mad about the world forgetting the true meaning of the Holiday Spirit, Shiver? Well, you're no better, cause you forget it too when the Hatred Spirits took you over?!"
 * Shiver growled offended and charged up a beam!
 * Spongebob: "Because you see, Shiver? The Holidays, are not about presents...... (Shiver fired his beams as Spongebob dodged epicly, surprising the Lougers, Gazelle and others, gving them hope)..... It's not about the Figgy Pudding! (Shiver fired another beam, but Gazelle got up and deflected it back to Shiver to defend Spongebob, which hits Shiver, as the other Lougers, Fu-Xi and the Poison Clan got up and got to Spongebob's side).... Or the pretty lights...... Or the "Obnoxiously Catchy" music as Squidward likes to call it. And most of all..... IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU?!"
 * Lord Shiver growls!
 * The Mane 6 entered Rainbow Power forms!
 * Lord Shiver: "FOOLS?! (Charges up another attack) I'LL CRUSH YOUR HOLIDAY SPIRITS, AND THEN, I'LL SEND THIS NAUGHTY WORLD, INTO THE FROZEN OBLIVIAN, IT SHOULD'VE STAYED?!"
 * Twilight: "Spongebob's right! Hearth's Warming and Christmas is about the Bonds that bring us togather!"
 * Applejack: "It's about friends, and family!"
 * Rarity: "It's about the happiness of children and adults alike?!"
 * Pinkie: "And the joy of bringing that happiness!"
 * Fluttershy: "And the love that we can share?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "AND PUTTING DICKS LIKE YOU IN THEIR PLACE?!"
 * All Main 6: "AND THAT'S THE TRUE MEANING OF THE HOLIDAYS?!"
 * The Battle Music entered an extreme climax as the Main 6 fired their Rainbow Power as Shiver fired his attack, but Rainbow Power proved greater, as Shiver was surprised by this power and screamed as he was overwealmed, beaten back to his normal form, as the the Hatred Spirits get trapped in the rainbow, and get sucked and evaperated into the Fires of Friendship!
 * Lord Shiver was back to his necromorphic form as the Rainbow Power recided, Shiver was breathing heavily, as the group proceeded to surround him.
 * Lord Shiver: "...... Please, spare me...... I only wanted the sactiny of the holidays to be spared from commercelisation, sensationalisum, and degeneratentcy?! I was only trying to protect the true meaning of the Holidays."
 * Starlight was the first to came up to him, looking firm, Shiver closing his eyes in anpisapating a final blow..... But instead, Starlight extended a helping Hoof, confusing Shiver.....
 * Starlight: "Like we would ever really hurt a Hearth's Reindeer. (Shiver fidgetly accepted the hoof, being lifted up). We just wanted the Hatred Spirits gone."
 * Spongebob: "Instead..... There's someone we think you should take the time to listen to."
 * The group moved out of the way to reveil Polarity, who was in awe and amazement of the display she priorly witnessed......
 * Polarity: "...... THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED?! (Spongebob cleared his throat).... Ahem, right, right..... Shiver Chill, I know you were upset about how the modern world has treated the holidays.... And yes. It can be concerning when people have forgotten the point of them. And yeah, the sensentionalisum and commercialisum, CAN be, abit much at times. And I'm not too crazy about the weird and, sometimes lewd things they do in the holidays neither...... But, I took the time to just talk to the right people, and.... I saw that, the spirit of the holidays didn't die... It just, evolved in a way a more outdated mind couldn't comprehend. But, if you have a chance to get passed it's weird and, questionable, modern traits..... You can still see that spirit alive and well..... And I learned so, from listening to their stories. (Antlers glew up up and began to show all of the stories of the Interacial Six and additional friends, and began singing in the process, which began healing the Broken Shiver back into a normal Reindeer as he was realising his mistake, which also purifived Mt. Yuletide as the black ice melted away and the Mountain became less scary, even Gale was having her ice heart healed by this, of which freed the Pillers, as apawn Song Climax, Shiver was restored to what he was truely was)...."
 * Shiver: "....... I..... I don't know what gotten over me..... I was too bitter about the way holidays are celebrated were changing, that, the Hatred Spirits made me something I wasn't..... It was me that lost my holiday spirit, not the world...... I'm sorry, everyone..... And thank you for getting my goodwill back."
 * Gale: "(Sheds icecube tears)..... And I'm sorry too. (Hugs the Founders) I let my anger get the better of me. That won't happen again, I promise."
 * Hurricane: "Ya know what else won't happen again? Us picking reputation over friendship."
 * Platinum: "For now on, all that still hold hard feelings for what the Windego Race did to ponies and other races alike be damned. We will stand by your side, even at the price of no longer being popular with undesireable charlatins."
 * Gale: "..... That, means so much to me, guys."
 * Clover: "Also, Gale..... The world has soften down it's harsh viewing on Windegos, well, at least, enough that they might cautiously try to know you better. You might be Equestria's means to understand the Windegos better, maybe even find a way to mend their frozen hearts as well."
 * Gale: "That's all I wanted to do this entire lifetime, guys."
 * The Pillers stared on amazed.....
 * Starswirl: "..... Well, this is, certainly, an interesting revelation, Clover. We diffently need to look more into that one of these days."
 * Clover realises that Starswirl knows now....
 * Clover: "(Nerviously laughs)..... I guess, I owe you, so much explaining about how Gale was a thing, do I sir?"
 * Starswirl: "Don't worry, Clover. If the Founders have reason to believe that Gale is to be trusted, then the Pillers shalt not stand in the way. Cause obviously doing so would only hurt a friendship..... And that of a very unique discovery about the Windegos of which we still barely understand about."
 * Clover squeed!
 * Clover hugged Starswirl who was surprised!
 * Clover: "THANK YOU, THAT MEANS SO MUCH THAT YOU ARE ON OUR SIDE?!"
 * Mistmane: "(Chuckles), Starswirl, you old softie."
 * Rockhoof: "Guess you ain't always so strict with your students after all, Swirl."
 * Shiver: "... Is there, anything, I can do to repay you all?"
 * Huifang: "Healing our busted asses is a nice start- (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?! My Shiver Wounds!"
 * Shiver: "Oh, oh.... Right. Sorry about that, wasn't in the best of mindsets. (Creates a blinding light that fades in the scene)."

Epilogue
School of Friendship. Dragon Realms. The end.
 * Friendship Students and little fillies and colts alike were lined up to ask Shiver, the restored Santa Hooves, along with the present Aurora, Bori, and Alice, what they want for Hearth's Warming, as Polarity stood next to Boreal.....
 * Boreal: "...... Polarity, I am proud of you this day..... You not only got to save Equestria from a threat..... But you restored Shiver back to what he once was. You saved both holidays, and, (Looks at Gale and the Founders rekindling for lost times)..... Restored a lost friendship once buried in the ice of time. You are already on your way of becoming a Hearth's Reindeer."
 * Polarity: "Thanks, daddy..... But I couldnt've done it, (Looks at the interacial students)..... Without my friends showing me what I needed to fix Shiver."
 * Gallus: "Ya know, hard to believe that we once again helped saved Equestria, from only telling stories to a new kid."
 * Sandbar: "I know, right? Even when we're not trying nor even directly involved, we're good at saving the day. So, who wants to hear about the time where I accsidently looked at my parents kissing very proactively under the missletoe?"
 * Smolder: "Tch, Sands, your such a crack-up."
 * Shore: "(Lifts up a missletoe over him) (Romanticly) But he's MY crack-up. Care for a life deminstraightion on how your parents kissed?"
 * Olhar: "Hey now, lover birds, if your gonna do that, at least take it out of sight of children."
 * Shore: "(Grabs Sandbar) My room! (Slides away in high speeds holding Sandbar)!"
 * Gallus: "Oy. Not even on the holidays are we spared from those two playing grab- (Remembers that there's children present)...... Butt."
 * The Lougers were seen in very festive attire, even Fu-Xi and the Poison Clan.
 * Icky: ".... Don't ya just love happy-sappy christmas endings?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... Spongebob, we're proud of you..... You acted more like a leader then..... Virtually almost never in the series before. You have indeed showed more maturity then your usual shenanigans normally showed."
 * Spongebob: "Thanks Shen. That means alot-"
 * Lord Shen: "But we're still being cautious about leaving you in the Dragon Guardian Temple alone with Patrick without a caretaker."
 * Spongebob: "..... (Deadpan) Fair enough."
 * Lord Shen: "..... But in all seriousness, you still done exceedingly well today. And that's more then enough for all of us."
 * Viper looked excitedly thrilled while on a communicator!
 * Viper: "OH THANK YOU SO MUCH, UNCLE COPPERFANG?! (Hangs up!) Guys, Uncle Copperfang not only managed to restore what he had in the Dragon Guardian Temple, but our friends each added something to make it better?!"
 * Icky: "Tch, we'll be the judge of that for oursel-"
 * The Dragon Guardian Temple was now upgraded with Kratosian, AUUian, and Futurasian Tec and made better, more durable then ever!
 * Icky had a cartoonishly exaggerated face.......
 * Lord Copperfang: "You like? I spared NO expendence, and neither did EACH of your friends."
 * Mr. Krabs: "It's, beautiful...... AND WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR IT?! (JUMPS UP) YIPPEE?!"
 * Xandy: "Happy holidays, Lougers."
 * Ororo: "From all of us, a more durable Dragon Guardian Temple so it can even survive against Spongebob and Patrick's Shenanigans."
 * Lexus: "And uh, a few nice things extra for some more luxery convinences on when you wait for the next bad guy problem to show up."
 * Spongebob: "Awww, shucks. You guys are the best. Eggnog's on the house!"
 * Everyone proceeded to go inside, as Santa's Slay flies by!
 * Santa: "Ho-ho-ho, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night, and a very brief cameo from me! Ho-ho-ho!"
 * The Slay flies off and sprinkles the scene in magical dust that spelled out.....