The Dark Rule of Mr. Educator

Icky and Iago enjoy their insanely violent shows, thinking the golden age of TV being extreme is still going strong, even when Cartoon violence has been more or less tamed since the 90s and late 80s. However, the duo have a problem: All violent shows, even their most faverites like Dummies 101 for a mysterious reason, are being segudled to be canceled. Appearently, all TV, Movies, all kinds of litterature, and even Video Game media companies have been bought out by the E.B.A.V.A., the Educated Beuru Against Violence Assusiation. Founded and lead by a obvious rip-off Ocelot of the Cat-in-the-hat, Mr. Educater, who owns his own show called "The Educater Corner", has a personal mission to make TV a more child friendly place by getting all violent shows canceled and make all educated shows much more dominatent on channels that don't even serve educational programs, even on channels like Spike TV, MTV, TruTV, TNT, even Syfy channel?! He has eradicated blocks like Adult Swim, turned Comedy Centrol into an educated former shell of it's glory and is ruining it's ratings, and TV is dying for being too educational! I mean, it's fine if you want to make kids have a postitive outlook on a world that can normally be dark and depressing, but they have to understand that eventally real life is not all rainbows and sunshine, and Educater is making kids too sensitive that when they DO discover that the world is a dark and cold place, they become psycologicly trumatised for life! Icky and Iago know Mr. Educater is not only making the underestimated strong wills of children too soft for the real world, and that he is up to something that'll turn the United Universes too educational to be tolerated, and he and the other members that consist of other educational character rip-offs and clones are trying to make everything child friendly, and censor out awesome violent games and stories on everything, even the internet as some sort of personal revenge on violent uneducational shows, even ones that are only mildly violent like "Modern TMNT" on Nickaloadian and most action cartoon shows for earning the faver of audiences of all ages then shows that can make them smart. But Icky and Iago need to prove it to the rest of the lougers somehow that Educater is a "Mr. Edu-Enslaver" and a deludional radical! Trouble is, how to prove a very likeable guy is planning to cause mass trouble without Icky and Iago look like haters because their faverite shows got canceled because of Educater?

(This is what Educater sings when he first meets the lougers on his show when he gets first interegated.)