Deadpool's Little Visit

Deadpool's Little Visit is the 46th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After thwarting a crazy villain plan in the Dragon Realms while they were gone in the events of the last episode, for no reason anyone can explain, Deadpool decides to steal this episode all to himself and forces himself inside the Dragon Guardian Temple, to the annoyence of the Lougers, espeically when Deadppol redused one of their usual gold-lusting villains to a gory mess. (Though it was begrudingly forgiven when Deadpool insisted that the villain was pretty much the worse person alive ever and that he was just doing what came natrolly to a mercenary). Deadpool explained that the reason he came there was not just that he wanted to hijack the episode personally, but while escaping his world by hijacking the Guardians of the Galaxy's ship for an off-trip from his world, he ended up getting on the bad side of an ancient medieval overlord he accidentally unleashed named Overlord Strangle, which as he describes 'Puts Thanos to shame with his looks and abilities'. Now the Non-Darkspawn demon king is out to conquer the UUniverses and destroy Deadpool for constantly annoying him, as well as to keep him off his back. Aggravated, the Lodgers decide that if they want Deadpool out of their hair, as well as to save the UUniverses from another evil that was his fault for unleashing for that matter, they help him stop Strangle. Will they succeed? Will they tolerate Deadpool's random behavior?

(Note: All mentioned Marvel Characters will not be introduced due to the rule against it.)

(Donkey's reaction when Deadpool shows him Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life)

Transcript
Intro Theme (DMX- X Gon Give It To Ya)

Chapter 1: The Merc with the Mouth Returns ;-)
In a totally random Sitcom stage set. (Something like this.)
 * A familer Red Ninja slided over and lands onto a couch as the audience started to cheer for him!
 * Deadpool: "DEADPOOL IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY!? (Girls scream)! Oh, and the ladies are LOVING IT! BAM!? And do I have an AWESOME story to return with! Why? BECAUSE I'M DEADPOOL?!"
 * Blue Suit guy: "WHO ELSE BUT DEADPOOL?!"

Fort Knox, some time at the end of last episode... (This song plays as Deadpool and multiable Deadpool clones sang random songs as Mr. Chambers and his goons get thier butts handed to them, eventally leading to the copter crashing into a building!
 * Chorus: HE'S DEADPOOL, DEADPOOL, SEXPOT MERCENARY, AND HE REALLY ROCKS, HE'S DEADPOOL, DEADPOOL...
 * Deadpool: EVERYTHING GOT STARTED AT FORT KNOX!
 * (Deadpool:)): "It all started when this gold obcessed wacko named Mr. Chambers was robbing Fort Knoxford of all places for gold."
 * BOOM!? O.o
 * A Fat Pig in a golden color suit, a golden flattop, a golden tooth, and an army of goons was seen!
 * (Deadpool): "Ladies and gentlemen, the loser of the hour, Mr. Chambers. And he's LITTERALLY the walking definition of "Greedy Pig". He even puts all of Wall Street to shame."
 * (Laugh Track).
 * Mr. Chambers oinks in laughter!
 * Mr. Chambers: "FINALLY!? ALL THIS BEUATIFUL GOLD?!! MINE?! MINE!? AS I, OINKSTON CHAMBERS, SHALL SOON-"
 * Suddenly the whole thing pauses.
 * (Deadpool'o'): (Yawns) Hearing assholes like this talk about their social life is boring so let's skip to the good part.
 * (Yellow-Box Voice): (In yellow box) AWWW, BUT I WANNA SEE HIS SILLY THUGS USE THEIR EQUIPMENT, WHERE'S THE FUN AT SKIPPING THAT?!?
 * (White-Box Voice): (In white box) How about we just skip his boring speech and just get back to the 'fun'?
 * (Deadpool ): Eh, f*** that s***! We're skipping it to the part where I came in.
 * Mr. Chambers was suddenly speaking his plan in a fastforword pace! Not much was made out of him other then typical greedy villain jargin.
 * (Deadpool;)): BACK TO THE AWESOME!!
 * Mr. Chambers: MEN, GET THE GOLD INTO MY COPTER!
 * The Goons proceeded to do such as the police arrived.
 * Axle: "ALL RIGHT, PIGGY?! THAT GOLD DOES NOT BELONG TO YA?!"
 * Mr. Chambers: "Ohhhhh, and how are you silly cops plan to stop me without your precious Lougers?! I heard they had to contend with a personal matter in the world of pretty little ponies! HA!? GAY!?"
 * (Deadpool:P): You bronies have my permission to hate this guy for it.
 * (YB Deadpool): A POX ON HIS HOUSE!!!!
 * Janet: "Yeah alot of bronies would mob on you for saying that!"
 * Mr. Chambers: "TSSH! WHATEVER?!"
 * Mr. Chambers turns around and blows the cops away with a wild fart!
 * Axle: "(GOOFY SCREAM!?)"
 * Mr. Chambers: "Ahh, the goofy scream. Classic."
 * Mr. Chambers and his men got into the chrome shiny tiltrotor copter as it took off with Mr. Chambers laughing maniacly?!
 * Mr. Chambers: "EXSELLENT!? With the Lougers too caught up with whatever silly matter they are caught in, and with the Nine doing another promotional tour, I'll steal all the gold in the Dragon Realms by week's end! And nobody has the power to stop-"
 * Music was heard.
 * Mr. Chambers: "..... Wait.... Is that Weild Al Music I hear?"
 * ???: (A small tape recorder with a label saying 'Wade' was heard playing the song as someone was on a skyscraper preparing to jump on the copter)...(He ran and jumped, taking out his katanas in the process) BANZAAAAAIIII!!!

Dragon Temple, much later... Cutaway ;) Present Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Flashback Present Cutaway Present
 * Mr. Chambers was in a phathic fetal position as Deadpool looms over him!
 * Mr. Chambers: "WHO ARE YOU!? AND WHAT DO YOU WANT ME (CRIES);) ME-HE-HE!?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, you see, alot of angry millionaires, crime lords, and some people from Wall Street, want you to become bacon because, well, they're just tired of you stealing their s*** from them?!"
 * Mr. Chambers: "SO THAT'S IT?! YOUR AN ASSASSIN!? AGGGHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!? GET AWAY FROM ME!?"
 * Deadpool: "Well not much to say except... (Turns Southern) ONE ORDER OF THEM BACON BITS, COMIN' RIGHT UP, Y'ALL?!"
 * Deadpool and suddenly-appearing Rednecks: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! SU-WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY?!"
 * Mr. Chambers screams like a little girl?!
 * ???: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!
 * (Deadpool |:: And then...the fun got spoiled by that cybernetic dragon.
 * Tricorn: (She and the police arrived) EXCUSE ME, MISTER...whoever you are...that guy is for police custody only! Now surrender quietly, because you're under arrest for unauthorized vigilantism, reckless endangerment, and attempted murde- (Deadpool was already gone)...What the hell?!? WHERE'D HE GO?!?
 * Deadpool: (Was hiding as he saw Chambers getting arrested)...Motherf*****!
 * WB Deadpool: Well, there goes our contract money!
 * YB Deadpool: We were so close to being more rich!
 * WB Deadpool: We've got plenty of money.
 * Deadpool: No, he's right, we just don't have enough money. But I guess we'll do better next time. But hey, I made sure to leave a special treat in there for the Lodgers once they get back.
 * YB Deadpool: Aww, that's sweet!
 * WB Deadpool: Though I'm not sure they'll appreciate what these cops and Tricorn will tell them.
 * Deadpool: Oh, speaking of which, I haven't been in their episodes since FOREVAH! Maybe I should just crash there for a while.
 * WB Deadpool: I believe that is a poor decision! Once they hear about this, they'll have you roasted.
 * Deadpool: Too bad for them, nothing kills me. And I'm too awesome for them. I'm outies. (Disappears)
 * (Deadpool <)): And this is where the Shell Lodgers come into the story.
 * Lord Shen: (The Lodgers were seen walking back to the Temple) URRGGGGHHH!!! THAT RECKLESS DEADPOOL!!!
 * Sir Hiss: That's strangely odd. Why would Deadpool come back after quitting the Villain League several years ago during our Power Rangers mission?
 * Sparx: Maybe the guy was just bored.
 * Lord Shen: Being a Mexican-food-loving mercenary who kills for s***s, giggles, and money is probably not boring for a guy like that.
 * Sparx: Think about it, wouldn't YOU get bored for doing the same damn thing? I mean, this guy's probably waiting in our living room waiting to steal this episode all to himself just because he's so bored. (The Lodgers entered as they were shocked that Deadpool was sitting in the couch playing Deadpool on the game console with chimichangas smudged on it)
 * Deadpool:...SHELL LODGERS! I was wondering when you guys were gonna show up. It's been so long since we- (Lord Shen points his blade at him) YAAHH!!
 * Lord Shen: ALRIGHT, BUSTER, WE KNOW WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO TO MR. CHAMBERS! AND DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO KAIRI WHILE WE WERE GONE?!?
 * Deadpool: Oh, that girl's too good for me anyway. Besides, I've got plenty of fan girls who have their boobies open for me to-
 * Lord Shen: SHUT YOUR F****** TRAP FOR ONCE, YOU BLOODY PERVERT!!! I'm afraid we're gonna have to turn you in for all the nonsense you pulled out there.
 * Deadpool: Oh, you can try, but you'll never catch me. And I KNOW magic isn't a factor since your wizard friend's wand got snapped last episode.
 * Merlin: Oh, you had to bring that up!
 * Lord Shen: GET HIM! (Deadpool jumped out of the way and ended up dodging every attempt the Lodgers had at trying to get him)
 * WB Deadpool: I told you this was a bad idea.
 * Deadpool: Oh, please, they'll get used to me.
 * Icky: Where did that white bubble come from?
 * Deadpool: Aw, crap, more of my kind!
 * YB Deadpool: Cool, they can break the fourth wall, too!
 * WB Deadpool: I think they do that all the time.
 * Deadpool: Guys, just calm down, I got that guy delivered to justice for you.
 * Lord Shen: You tried to murder him!
 * Deadpool: Dude, it's me, Deadpool! This is what I do. Everybody loves me, AM I RIGHT?!? (An applause and cheering was heard)
 * Icky:...Ugh, this guy is going to be a pain in the ass.
 * Deadpool: Dudes, I just came to help, as well as crash with you guys for a moment.
 * Lord Shen: NO! You're a mercenary, and I'd never invite you to this place if you were the last person in the UUniverses.
 * Deadpool: Hey, I'm an antihero at best. And you let those guys into your Temple.
 * Banzai:...Ohh, well played.
 * Deadpool: "Also, Peacock, your not exactly Mr. Squeaky clean yourself. Mr. "I slaughtered an entire Panda Village because my goat nanny predicted that my ass was gonna be wasted by pandas". If anything, it's nothing short of a freaking miricale your even allowed within breathing distences to Kairi! Let alone that Panda village you visited!"
 * Patrick: "He kinda has you there, Shen."
 * Icky: "Yeah, realisticly, geniside is not a forgiveable act Shen, so we tecnecally have no right to complain about the dude trying to kill Chambers when SOME OF US aren't pinicles of sainthood."
 * Boss Wolf: "And for all it's worth, as least he failed to kill off Chambers."
 * Deadpool: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, about that. I had a back-up plan. I secretly shoved an un-pinned granade up the dude's ass. So it's only a matter of time before-"
 * A distent exploudion was heard!
 * Tri-corn's voice: "OH MY GOD, THERE'S PIG GUTS EVERYWHERE!?"
 * Deadpool: "..... AND I SCORED THE CONTRACT MONEY! You have no idea, how many of Chambers' victims will be happy about the guy being another name on the tombstone."
 * Lord Shen: "You-, You-, You-"
 * Deadpool: "Aw don't be too shocked, I'm a mercenary, remember? It's kinda my job to waste assholes like that. Also, having you guys done your fair share of killing off villains?"
 * Shifu: "Well, to be fair, again, it's not our right to judge when-"
 * Lord Shen: "BESIDES THE DAMN POINT!? YOU HAD ANY IDEA HOW GROSUME YOUR ACTIONS ARE!?"
 * Deadpool: "Aw come on, it's not like the guy was another one of those "Tragic" Mary Sue/Marty Stus you cared about!"
 * Icky: "Yeah he's right. Chambers was pretty much a dude who was just evil cause he was a power-hungry f***tard and just LOVED wealth abit too much!"
 * Lord Shen: "TRUE AS THAT MAY BE, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER THEN HE IS THAT YOU TOOK HIS LIFE OVER SOMETHING AS PETTY AS MERE ROBBERY?!"
 * Deadpool: "..... Did I mention that the guy abuses his wife, kicks puppies and kittens, and eats babies?"
 * The Lougers gasped!
 * Deadpool: "..... Yeah, I was also scoring the contracts made by his own wife, animal lovers, and broken families of those babies he ate. The dude was a complete monster."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ok, fine, we'll pardon you on THAT!? But still! Your not very allowed to just pop out of nowhere and cause random mayhem!"
 * WB Deadpool: "Well aren't we the pot calling the kettle black?"
 * Icky: "We've been known to do that from time to time too, Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "OK, BEFORE I AM ANNOYED BEYOND BELIEF, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT EXACTLY IS YOUR REASON COMING HERE?!? And if it's to steal this episode for yourself because you were bored beyond belief, then I am going to smack you so hard with my d***!"
 * YB Deadpool: (Chuckles) Seriously, dude? You're gonna use that blade of yours as a phallic symbol next time?
 * WB Deadpool: Pretty sure the guy's too serious for it.
 * Deadpool: Okay, okay, look, I'd be lying if I said that wasn't the reason I'm here. It's been years since I quit the Villain League, and I always had a habit of blissfully thinking of the times that silly Scroop cried like a baby after losing his best partner since that Silver guy.
 * Dream Deadpool: (In his apartment sleeping with his ass in the air as he dreams about Scroop crying as Deadpool was packing his bags) Sorry, Scroopy, we've had our run as partners, but there's just more for me out there than in this league of losers. So goodbye, and go f*** yourself....SO HARD!! (Leaves as Scroop was crying harder)
 * Deadpool: (Talking in sleep) Yes, cry! Cry like the little p**** you are. (Snores) Tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy-tiddy...
 * Icky: (Scoffs) I wonder about that all the time for s***s and giggles.
 * Deadpool: Oh, we're both going to get along just fine.
 * Lord Shen:...Then...why exactly are you here specifically teasing US instead of the X-Men, or hell, even that time-travelling guy you fight alongside?
 * Deadpool: Oh, same reason, I was bored. I wanted to get off that boring old planet. I took the X-Chumps' Blackbird to see if it could travel in space, but...
 * Demoman Voice: (A jet was seen careening toward the ground) KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
 * Deadpool: Didn't work out.
 * Private: Then...how did you-
 * Deadpool: Fortunately, there's some sci-fi space comics, so I was able to hijack that spaceship that belonged to those Guardians of the Galaxy chumps.
 * Marty:...So, you actually stole their ship...and came here?
 * Deadpool: Actually, I took a few stops across space. I visited a few nice spots including Paradisa...
 * Deadpool: (He was seen on the beach flirting with swimsuit-wearing girls) Hey, ladies, are you angels? Because I'm allergic to feathers. (Vomits) My bad. Anyway, gimme those ti- *Slap*
 * Deadpool: Kratos...
 * Deadpool: HELLO, KRATOSIANS!! CHECK ME OUT, I'M THE FIRST HUMAN SUPERHERO TO ARRIVE ON YOUR PLANET! I-
 * ???: ILLICIT SUPERIOR!!!!
 * Deadpool: WHAT?!? (The Super Ops cornered him in a circle as they pointed their weapons at him)
 * ???: Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves! Wait, that didn't sound right.... Forget that statement and just NOT move!
 * Deadpool: "..... Did I mentioned that I was a super he-" (RAMPENT GUNFIRE?!)
 * Deadpool: Pastoon...
 * Garrot: (He and his deputies were seen holding him at gunpoint) YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR PICKPOCKETING!
 * Deadpool: HEY, I STOPPED A ROBBERY, SO I EARNED SOME DOUGH- *BANG*
 * Deadpool: Futurasia...
 * Deadpool/YB Deadpool: (He was seen riding a hoverboard busting serious moves across the futuristic city, though endangering people, slapping female human butts, and briefly ordering chimichangas at a high-tech restaurant) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
 * MCC Officer: (Pursuing Deadpool in a hovercar) ATTENTION, CIVILIAN, ON THE AUTHORITY OF THE MAGELLAN CLOUD CORE, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR STEALING MY SON'S HOVERBOARD, RECKLESS ENDANGERMENT, DISTURBING THE PEACE, AND THE DRIVER OF ONE OF THOSE OTHER HOVERCARS WAS A VIRGIN WHOSE HYMEN WAS BUSTED BY THE AIRBAG, SO  IN SOME TECNECALLITY, RAPE!
 * Deadpool:... Whoops.
 * WB Deadpool: You still think it was a good idea to do this-
 * Deadpool: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS- *PYOOM*
 * Deadpool: And a few other stops.
 * Lord Shen: Aaaand?
 * Deadpool: "(Nerviously laughs)... Yeah, you see....before I made it here... I may or may not have.... Made a major boo-boo."
 * Shifu: "What kind of "Boo-boo"?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, depends..... What would you call "Accsidently freeing and pissing off an anichent evil overlord"?"
 * The Lougers facepalm!
 * Soothsayer: "(Sighs)..... Ok, which one did you ended up freeing?"
 * Deadpool: "Oh, just some over-compensating asswipe name Overlord Strangle."
 * All Lodgers: Overlord Who?
 * Deadpool:... Huh?... I assumed you guys would know a guy like that.
 * Tigress: No, no idea.
 * Shifu: Nothing of my knowledge.
 * Merlin: Nothing.
 * Sparx: Nothing in my noggin.
 * Deadpool:.... And yet the leage lost to you guys HOW MANY times?! (Sighs) Well, I'd describe him as having a more excessively-detailed attire than Thanos. The guy was someone with no sense of humor, no sense of respect, and his imps were quite annoying.
 * Banzai: Oh, God, we're not talking about Master 98, are we? Because I'm pretty sure the producer considered him deleted material.
 * Deadpool: Who? (Checks iPhone)... "Master... Ninety... Eight"... Oh, no, that's not the guy at all. His imps look nothing like these freaky-looking poorly-drawn things.
 * WB Deadpool: Criticizing the producer's drawing skills I see.
 * Deadpool: Anyway...
 * (Deadpool 'O'): I needed fuel for that stinking Milano thing, so I landed at the nearest planet to yours. All I saw was a bunch of run down city ruins. Nice architecture, neat inhabitants, and by inhabitants, I mean mythical beasts that wanted to rip my insides out, so I ripped out my own liver to keep them off my back...Don't worry, I can replace organs...and then I came across these catacombs. Then I entered this cave, and inside I found something glowy and sparkly...
 * Deadpool: (Saw a light in the cave)... OOOH, BRIGHT!!!
 * YB Deadpool: Ooh, are we gonna see the planet's core?
 * WB Deadpool: The core is not made of lava!
 * Deadpool: Alright, we're still going there. It could be some mythical beings with sexy women.
 * WB Deadpool: You want to f*** non-human ladies?
 * Deadpool: Hey, I f***** aliens before, so shut up. (Goes down the cave)
 * (Deadpool |)): And what I saw was... (He gasped as he saw a time crystal which contained a large demon-like enemy and was blocking out some kind of entrance behind it)... Some guy frozen in orange ice.
 * (Spyro): A time crystal?
 * (Deadpool :P): Yeah, whatever.
 * Deadpool: "..... Well. Now that's something you don't see every day."
 * WB Deadpool: "Depends on what you actselly see."
 * YB Deadpool: "That looks sacred. LET'S BLOW IT UP!?"
 * Deadpool: "OH YEAH! I LOVE BLOWING UP SACRED OBJECTS!?"
 * Deadpool cartoonishly brings out alot of bombs!
 * Deadpool: "Countdown with me, fellas!"
 * Deadpool/YB/WB: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, KABOOM! (Detonates the whole time crystal)
 * (Tigress):...Seriously? You blew it up?
 * (Deadpool :|): Yeah, I've blown up sacred stuff before, so-
 * (Brandy): Hello, you could've unleashed an ancient unstoppable evil on the world? Don't you watch movies?
 * (Deadpool >:: Hey, bitch, can't I have a LITTLE fun? Anyway, I did realize this was a big mistake sooner or later.
 * Demon Guy:...What in the name of Chernabog just happened?...Where's the...imps? IMPS?!?
 * ???: (Squeaky voice) Wait, what was that?...(Gasps) Could it be?
 * ???: Could the gateway finally be open?!? (Small imps in similar attire to the Demon guy came out of the opened seal)
 * Deadpool: Oh, wow, you must be a father of a thousand.
 * Demon Guy: I am Overlord Strangle, the most feared servant of the Darkspawn in the history of the UUniverses!
 * Deadpool: Overlord 'Strangle'? Heh, you know, Juggernaut could strangle some people, but I'm sure he wouldn't name himself after it.
 * Strangle: Hmmph, amusing. But that's technically how I got my name. I got my name because I literally STRANGLE entire communities to bend to my whims until their heads pop like balloons.
 * YB Deadpool: Oh, that's nasty!
 * Strangle: So anyway, why have you released me from my ancient prison? Do you have any use for me, because I do not play by anyone's rules except mine and the Darkspawns!
 * Deadpool:...How long have you been imprisoned?
 * Strangle:...Depends...what year is it?
 * Deadpool: Early 2016.
 * Strangle:...By the Darkspawn! Two thousand years!
 * YB Deadpool: Wow, he was alive during Jesus' birth.
 * WB Deadpool: Uh, we're not supposed to mention religion in this series.
 * YB Deadpool: Why not?
 * Deadpool: Okay, enough!
 * Strangle:...Who are you talking to?
 * Deadpool: Oh, nobody. Nice to see you, Overlord Strangler!
 * Strangle: It's just 'Strangle'. Now what is it you want?
 * Deadpool: Oh, nothing, I just blew this shiny thing up for funsies.
 * Imp #1:...EEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE, did you hear that, boss? He blew it up for funsies!....Who's funsies?
 * Imp #2: I think he's saying he did it for fun.
 * Strangle:...What kind of fool blows up an evil overlord's prison for fun? Seems like a poor decision. You do realize that I am free to do what I want, and conquer the UUniverses once again.
 * YB Deadpool:...Whoopsies.
 * WB Deadpool: Well, we're f*****.
 * Deadpool: Oh, don't worry, I think I can distract him.
 * Strangle: OKAY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? (Thunder and dramatic music was heard)
 * Deadpool: Oh, nothing, just...just...trying to be funny.
 * Strangle:...What, do you always do things for fun? Who do you think you are?
 * Deadpool:...Hmm...CUE AWESOME INTODUCTION! (Several Deadpool comic pictures were seen)
 * Voice: Deadpool, branded as both hero and villain! Deadpool was once a badass mercenary named Wade Wilson. After being recruited into the Weapon X Program, Wade was subjected to experiments that gave him awesome regenerative powers, and drove him bad-s*** crazy. Today the Merc with a Mouth travels the globe in search of fortune...AND CHIMICHANGAS!!
 * Deadpool: (Does a dramatic pose) And there you are, I'm awesome.
 * Imp #3:...What's a chimichanga?
 * Strangle:...You know, all this nonsense is starting to bore me. I advise you stay out of my way so I don't have to incinerate your insides.
 * Deadpool: HAH! Tough luck, tall, dark, and ugly, because as you already heard, I have a healing factor. I can recover from any injury no matter how intense.
 * Strangle: Is that so? Well, let's see you get out of THIS! (Magically shocks Deadpool's body into magically exploding in pressure, and leaving only his head intact)...COME, MY SUBJECTS!! NOW THAT WE ARE FREE, THE UUNIVERSES SHALL ONCE AGAIN KNOW THE WRATH OF...OVERLORD STRANGLE!! (The imps cheered as the marched off, leaving Deadpool's head laying there)
 * Icky:...Wait, your entire body was blown up?
 * Shrek: Well, he has a healing factor, what'd you expect?
 * Icky: I'm not confused about that...much...I'm just confused that his suit is intact. What, does your suit have a healing factor too?
 * Deadpool: "Actselly yes it does, why?"
 * Silence.
 * Icky: "..... Forget I asked."
 * Deadpool: Anyway, I was able to make it to the Milano and get the hell out of there before that monster could hurt me. I at least had enough fuel to make it here. Unfortunately, the Milano...well...
 * Deadpool: (The Milano was seen blowing up and scorched)...Oh, boy.
 * WB Deadpool: Well, I hope Star Lord is easy with the lawsuit, otherwise we're going to lose a lot of money.
 * Deadpool: Oh, I'm sure we'll get it fixed- (The ship exploded again)...S***.
 * Deadpool: So, yeah, I'm kinda stranded AND stuck with you guys. But hey, I took the time to do mercenary jobs here in a couple of days.
 * Lord Shen: "Ohhh.... I really hope your just making stuff up, Deadpool. Cause sometime soon, we're suppose to do our ambassitoring trip to Zootopia."
 * Deadpool: "That new disney movie about furries? Well, I hate to be the bringer of bad news here but..... It's real as all hell."
 * Tigress: "Do you even have proof?"
 * TV: "BREAKING NEWS?! DRAGON REALMS NEW YORK IS BEING RAMPAGED BY IMPS IN GOLDEN ARMOR?!"
 * Deadpool: "..... Whoop, there it is!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... UGGGH! It's a good thing contact is not made with Zootopia yet. Very well, you idiotic mercenary! We'll help you fix your latest blunder!"
 * Deadpool: "AWWWWWWW YEAH! Deadpool and the Lougers on a new world-wind adventure!"
 * Deadpool started to groove walk as this music plays.
 * Iago: "..... This, is gonna be.... One of those days."

Chapter 2: Overlord Strangle Rises :-0
Another song began to play. Overlord Strangle and the Imps sang this.
 * (Deadpool^-^): "Awwwww yeah! It's time for a VILLAIN SONG!?"

(This music plays) The Darkspawn Museum. Flashback. Present
 * (WB Deadpool): "We're referenceing that stupid Slaughter Me Street game, really?"
 * (YB Deadpool): "On top of that, he's suppose to be a recently freed demon from a bunch of years ago, how would he know to sing this song?"
 * Deadpool: He's probably all-knowledgeable. Now, hit MY music!
 * Deadpool: YEAH, TIME TO STOMP ON SOME BLOODY IMPS!!
 * Mimi: (As they watched Deadpool gruesomely beat down the Imps with his katanas and guns)...Wow, he really IS gruesome.
 * Lord Shen: Well, let's just fight and get to this Strangle guy! (The music played on as Deadpool put on some sweet gold DJ dance attire and changed his suit around and danced as an entire audience cheered, and his dance moves, combined with his skill, fought off the imps, and then the music continued and repeated, even once they finally corner Overlord Strangle)
 * Deadpool: (In girly tone) Oh, STRANGLLLLLE!!
 * Strangle: (Sees him) Ah, you really DO have a healing factor. And it's not like any I've ever seen before.
 * Deadpool: Yeah, it's pretty sick, I'll tell you! Now, meet the Shell Lodge Squad! The heroes who are going to help me kick your ass!
 * Strangle: "(Laughs)! How cute. You think these silly misfits are gonna-"
 * Icky: "(Holding a bomb) Hold this."
 * Strangle: "Oh, sure. (Grabs the bomb) Anyway, as I was saying-"
 * BOOM?!
 * Strangle was seen smokey and suddenly with a daffy duck bill.
 * Strangle: "(Straightsen up the bill) Alchourse you realise, this means war.... And where did this beak come from? (Snaps his fingers and removes the bill, restoring his true face). Now, are you fools ready for suffering!?"
 * Thundera: Ready when you are, amigo! (Casts lightning on him as he blocks it with his hand and rebounds it back, as Thundera quickly dodged!) AY-AY-AY!
 * Skipper: Rico! (Rico takes out a chainsaw and jumps towards him)
 * Strangle: (Gets a telekinetic hold on Rico, takes away his chainsaw, and levitates it away as blazing was heard)
 * Guy: MY CABBAGES!!!
 * Strangle then flicks Rico straight into Tri-corn's re-election billboard as it starts to fall apart!?
 * Icky: "Oh that re-election billboard is not having a good time lately."
 * Imp #1: You know you could've just used that shredding thing to shred the penguin.
 * Strangle: Oh, I don't wanna kill them yet. I just wanna see how this plays out!
 * Skipper: Private, Kowalski, on me! (They both attacked as Strangle used telekinesis to freeze them in place and knock them into random places, Skipper into clown school, Private into an orphanage for badgers, and Kolwalski into a plug outlit!)
 * Skipper: "AGGHHHH!? SHENANIGANS!?"
 * Private: "AAAAAAAAAH!? BADGERS?!"
 * Kolwalski: "MAMABISKITGRAVYGRAVYBONGOS!?"
 * Strangle: Oh please tell me these misfits can do better then that.
 * Deadpool: Oh, they're just beginning. They make other villain teams look like jokes.
 * WB Deadpool: Though they do tend to use magic, paradoxes, and/or villains being "Karma-Misfortunate" to solve all their problems. Heck, sometimes they're not even the ones who defeat the villains, that often goes to another hero.
 * YB Deadpool: What's the problem with that?
 * WB Deadpool: "I'm not saying I have a problem with it, I just felt they need to diverse in how they defeat villains. Their current standerds are becoming clishes, and clishes can hurt you badly if you over use them and-"
 * Deadpool: Not now, you two!
 * Strangle:... Well, then I guess you all will have to show me. (He pulls out his sword)
 * YB Deadpool: WHOA, THAT'S A BIGASS SWORD!!
 * WB Deadpool: Well, our asses are officially destined to be whooped.
 * Deadpool: Oh, let's see how he deals with THIS! (Randomly takes out a minigun as it rapidly fired at Strangle, but he used the sword to reflect them) BANG, BANG, BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG, BANG, BANG, WHAMMY-BANG, OH WILL YOU STOP PRETENDING YOUR FROM STAR WARS AND LET ME GUN YOU DOWN ALREADY?!
 * Strangle: Your revolutionized tiny lightning arrows are nothing compared to my power! (He charged towards Deadpool as he took out his katanas and started dueling with him until Strangle shattered his katanas)
 * Deadpool: Aw, dammit!
 * Strange: You heroes are still pathetic. Honestly, can ANY of you mortals offer a proper challenge?
 * Susan: ".... How's this?"
 * Susan turned huge and punches Strangle in the crouch!
 * Strangle: "(SQUEAKY VOICE) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!? I, DID NOT, ANPISIPATED THIS!?"
 * WB Deadpool: "YOWZA?!"
 * Strangle: "(Voice Deepens)..... Ok, this time I'm-"
 * Susan upper-cuts Strangle straight into the sky!?
 * The Imps gasped?!
 * Strangle crashes back down!
 * Susan:... Is that enough for you?
 * Strangle:... Oh... Don't think the cheapest of shots and an albeitly impressive upper-cut can truely be a harm to me. I am nearly-immortal, so it won't be easy to- (Collapsed on his knees)... Ohhh...
 * Imp #2: Sir, you need the time to heal!
 * Strangle: "YES, I NOTICED! Imps, we must do a tactical retreat until I heal, so we can devise a MUCH better strategy! (He took off along with the rest of the imps)
 * Deadpool: HEY, GET BACK HERE!! (Throws a grenade at him, but he was gone before it exploded)... Aw, piss!
 * Lord Shen:... Well, at least we beat him. As much as I'm glad your not able to be grosume with those weapons anymore, it's unfortunate to lose your weapons in battle.
 * Deadpool: Oh, yeah, that's sad. Good thing I carry spares. (Takes out spares and spins them)
 * Lord Shen:... Of course you do.
 * Melman: That was one of the craziest battles ever done to a single opponent!
 * Izzy: One of which we've never heard of before!
 * Deadpool: Well, he did say he was a worshipper of Darkspawn. Maybe he's one of those guys?
 * Merlin: I don't think so. He said he was nearly-immortal, so he might be a semi-Darkspawn at best.
 * Crane: I think it would be fair to say that we need answers about this guy.
 * Deadpool: "Well, I know some darkspawn offitianados that might-"
 * Lord Shen: "If your going to suggest the Villain League, then no! One, your a deserter to them, so they won't help! Two, we recently humiliated them badly when they tried to go after Shining Armor's and Cadence's baby, not to mention Mirage was severely injured from that fight, so they won't help! 3rd, if this being IS connected to darkspawn, that would run the risk of the leage wanting to include this guy into their ranks, SO THEY WON'T HELP!? AT ALL!?"
 * Deadpool: ".... Oh. Right. You two guys don't like each other. Right. Well, you got any better suggestions, Misfits?"
 * Icky: "Well luckly for us, the Leage-Heads aren't the only darkspawn excepts in town."
 * Victor was seen drinking herbal tea.
 * The Lougers came in.
 * Victor: ".... Let me guess.... You came here about the recent demon attack."
 * Icky: "Yep. And you can thank Ninja boy here for being respondsable for it."
 * Deadpool: "Aw come on, guys!"
 * Victor: "..... You all barely seldom realise who you all are dealing with. (Stares angerly at Deadpool) (Almost angerly) You most of all, Ex-leager."
 * Deadpool: "What? It's just some over-compinstating badass wanna-be named "Overlord Strangle"."
 * Victor slams his palms onto the table as his tea was dropped!
 * Victor: "YOU IDIOT?! Overlord Strangle is among the most dangerious devoters of the Darkspawn of all time?! He's so un-holy and powerful, he's considered worthy to be Chernabog's eventual successor should Chernabog be inable to continue his warpath and conquest in some way!?"
 * Deadpool: ".... Wait.... The Big C himself? The Bald Mountain guy? The dude assusiated with a classical orcitstra? Considered Mr. "Golden Armor wearing generic devil man" a worthy successor? But he's not even a Darkspawn!"
 * Victor: "BUT HE WAS VERY CLOSE TO ASSENDING TO DARKSPAWNHOOD HAD IT NOT BEEN FOR HIS EVENTUAL DEFEAT!? And by-the by, you idiotic reckless mercenary, HE WASN'T ALWAYS A, quote-on-quote "Golden Armor wearing generic devil man". He was once the most feared keyblading warlords of all time.... Borned from a tragity."
 * (Victor): "In the golden kingdom of Goldalar, there lived a powerful warrior king named Strang Lee."
 * (Deadpool :P): "SPOILER ALERT, HE'S STRANGLE AS A HUMAN, WASN'T HE!?"
 * (Victor): "..... Lougers, may I have permission to hurt your friend?"
 * (Icky): "He's more of an asshole guest we don't exactly hate, but we won't complain if real friends kicked his ass."
 * (Shifu): "But yes. You have our permission."
 * (Deadpool O.O): ".... Aw crap."
 * The Flashback scene started to shake as sounds of a beating was heard!
 * (Victor): "..... Anyway. As, I was saying.... Strang had the fairess and most beautiful daughter of all the world. She was also the most gentle and kind of all of the maidens. This earned her the title of Uniter Princess. Sadly.... She feel victim to the Mothrons."
 * The Mathrons are seen slaying the Princess!
 * (Deadpool ;)): "Oh hey, there's Mothman's cousins!"
 * (Victor): "(Smacks Deadpool)! AS I WAS SAYING!?.... Though the Mothrons failed in getting the Uniter Blade, they caused another Uniter to fall. And they broken Strang's heart...... And his sense of kindness."
 * Human Strangle turned angry.
 * (Victor): "He turned to Darkspawn worshipping-beings to earn himself power to bring down the Mothron race.... And at the price of his own soul.... He gotten it."
 * Strangle became as he is, along with his soldiers.
 * (Victor): "The Overlord has since made these beings his imp servants and commenced with attacking the entire world, to congure it, and turn it into a base for more conquest, until he knew, he was powerful enough to slay the Mothron race. His conquest earned him the name, "Strangle"."
 * (Deadpool -_-): Yeah, he told me he strangles his own opposing enemies.
 * (Victor): Well, his reign lasted quite a long time. He declared war on the Mothrons, and thus his forces fought hard against them. The war efforts were strenuous and thousands of lives were lost, all without the care of Strangle. All he wanted was his enemies crushed, and expected nothing more than to see them gone. Villages and kingdoms were lost. But it wasn't until his world's Mothron queen was killed and the Mothron colony on his world was gone, and his world was never bothered by them again. His revenge complete in some sense, Strangle felt that it wasn't enough. He knows the queen he slayed is only but one of of many devoted, and easily replaced if needed, followers of the far greater Mothron emperor, and knows the Emperor of the Mothrons will plot to correct the injustice that happened to them. So, it drove the Overlord to become stronger then even the home Mothron planet's armada. Strangle ended up getting worse when his own people ended up threatening not to support him anymore because of the aftermath of the Mothron War. So, he ordered his imps to have them enslaved and corrupted as they fought for him as tainted soldiers who helped expand his rule to more worlds in his quest to make his army stronger then all Mothron armies combined. More were killed, more civilizations were destroyed, for over 70 straight years, Strangle destroyed everything in his path.
 * (Shifu): "But obviously, this was not meant to last."
 * (Victor): "Indeed not... For eventally..... Heroes stood up to this." (Keyblade masters and purple dragons were seen opposing the imp forces and corrupt soldiers) The Ancient Keyblade Masters, as well as their Purple Dragon allies, began a campaign to end Strangle's diabolical tyranny. For half a years, their war devastated Strangle's forces, freed his slaves, and eventually imprisoned Strangle inside an angelic time crystal in a volcanic tomb that also blocked the imps home in the underground, never to be awakened again.
 * Victor: But now, thanks to the leages former gun trodding ninja, he has returned, and is ready to reestablish his order.
 * Deadpool: Oh, please, we can still end it. I mean, we forced him to retreat after all.
 * Victor: Yes, but that's only because he was caught off guard. He'll still heal and become stronger in time. He is immortal, but not invincible. However, even for the Purple Dragons and Keyblade Masters, who were more powerful than 10 Shell Lodge Squads, have had trouble ending his life. He is a master of combat, and is capable of the impossible. Chernabog intended for him to be the greatest fighter. That's the reason why they had to imprison him in a time crystal.
 * Fidget: So... What exactly is he intending to do next?
 * Victor: Well, as a creation of Chernabog, I'd say his first step is to complete the mission he was stopped from doing eons ago: Freeing Chernabog from Bald Mountain.
 * Po: WHAT?!?
 * Shifu: Oh, dear, I was afraid of that.
 * Deadpool: Oh, Mirage told me a lot about Chernabog. Chernabog is a guy you do not wanna trust with allegiance. AND he has a big superiority complex. He believes that the strong are those that will earn his trust, but those that fail only once will be mere ants to him. And judging how the guy got his ass kicked by dragons and Keyblade dudes, I feel that Chernabog is not going to trust him.
 * Victor: Do not underestimate Chernabog. His personality is a complete mystery throughout the rest of the UUniverses. We never know what he'll feel about one of his recent apprentices coming this far to free him. And considering if he DOES go through a lot of effort to free him, then Chernabog might feel he redeemed himself, and accept him once more.
 * Merlin: Well, we can't just sit around and see what WILL happen. We have to stop him.
 * Skipper: Don't see how easy that will be considering he put up a good fight, and Victor says that soon, he won't be that much easier next time, so he'll be ready for another one of Susan's uppercuts.
 * Victor: Indeed. Plus, as you might already know, Bald Mountain is extremely off limits. But that won't deter the likes of Strangle. All he has to do is fly to the top of that mountain, and it's over! So he does NOT reach Bald Mountain.
 * Deadpool: Oh, we'll finish him before he even knows we did it.
 * Victor: As I said, he's able to handle teams that are ten times the strength of the Lodgers. The only way to defeat him is to outwit him. He's not like any other opponent you've faced. He can effertlessly defeat even a purple dragon of Malefor's power in battle. You'd better have a plan to hold him off and defeat him, because he's NOT going to be reduced to a joke like the rest of the villains you faced.
 * WB Deadpool: "That's what people normally say before the "Big Scary Villain" ends up being reduced to a joke anyway."
 * Victor: "AND DEADPOOL, PLEASE TELL YOUR FLYING MAGICAL BOXES TO BEHAVE THEMSELVES!?"
 * YB Deadpool: "Holy shit, he can see us too? I liked it better when only Deadpool and some of the Lodgers can see us."
 * Deadpool: "Hey, guys, just cool it. Komodo here is OBVIOUSLY pissed at me for doing something "stupid" here, so, don't give him another excuse to kick my ass."
 * Victor: This is serious! Strangle is not an easy opponent. He's defeated people like you before! He's not going to be easily deterred by you, and his imps would make sure everything about you is taken care of, including when you think ahead and call other heroes to help.
 * Deadpool: Bleh-bleh-bleh, your claims about that guy are starting to bore me.
 * Victor:... Are you even going to take this seriously? This is critical! Strangle is an opponent that...
 * Deadpool: (As Victor's words were drowned out into muffles) It's so BOOORING!... (He sobs)... (He takes his gun and shoots himself in the mouth)
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Retard!
 * Victor: ".... As much as I found him to be an annoyence, is he gonna be ok?"
 * Skipper: "Yeah he's fine. He's an unkillable mutant with a healing factor. He only did that cause he didn't wanted to be "BORED"! Continue."
 * Victor:... Well, if he's not going to listen, then you certainly will. You need to defeat Strangle however you can. He can turn heroes into jokes the same way you do with villains because he's been in experience with them for 70 straight years. He commands strategically, and will stop at nothing to reach his goals. You might wanna let the rest of the High Council know about this.
 * Icky: Oh, I'm sure they already know by now. Hell, I bet SOME of them know who Strangle is, and are hoping to call us and tell us what we need to- (SpongeBob's iPhone rings)
 * SpongeBob:... That's them now. (Answers) Hey, High Councilors! I take it you know about Strangle?
 * Yen Sid: Indeed. And I assume you found out about him through Victor?
 * SpongeBob: Pool of Visions?
 * Yen Sid: Pool of Visions.
 * Master Chao: We saw that everything about what he's intending to do has been explained, and are intending to stop him from reaching Bald Mountain and achieving his plan of ascending into an unstoppable successor for Chernabog.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. Though, we were gonna talk to you about accessing the World of Fantasia, or maybe even Bald Mountain, to stop him.
 * Yen Sid: Bald Mountain is the exact place you MUST stay away from. Strangle is an opportunist, and would follow you to that place, beat you in battle, and free Chernabog. Your best chance of stopping him is to prevent him from leaving the Dragon Realms.
 * Icky: "I'm pretty sure he already did after we chased him off."
 * Master Chao: ".... Oh, ballocks."
 * Yen Sid: "Luckly, Strangle is a warrior that prefers to deal out potaintional problems first before getting to his goals. And thankfully, he would rather deal with you lougers first before he even dreams about freeing Chernibog. He's likely back at the world he was imprisoned in."
 * Icky: "Fair enough.... What is it though?"
 * Ignitus: "Alistadar. The once thriving neightbering Keyblader and Purple Dragon planet. Now, it's a mythical madhouse of creatures beyond even your wildist imaginations."
 * Icky: "So it's basicly a nastier Mythos huh? No probs."
 * Cynder: "And it's likely Strangle will expect us to reach him there."
 * Gilda twists her neck.
 * Gilda: "(Does some warm-up strenches) Then let's not disappoint him."
 * Deadpool: (His head fully-healed)... Whew! Is the boringness over?
 * Lord Shen: Just get to the van and we'll explain everything, dumbass.

Chapter 3: Quest of Awesomeness ^_^
The Space of Alistadar. Alisadar. The nest of the Dragon Bat. The Scene was censored with a cute little Deadpool costumed kitten as Spongebob was heard screaming as scrubbing was heard. The title read: Due to the graphic nature of our ever lovable Deadpool using a children's icon to wash an old disgusting bug monster in many unpleasent areas we deside that this was perfect to show off this cute kitten dressed as Deadpool, as well as to distract you with a quick commercel break.
 * The Van was seen heading to The planet of Alistadar.
 * (Deadpool I: "(Imimicing Willian Shattener) Space. The, final, Front-teer. It's blacker then, black dudes. More stars then, a, big hollywood blockbuster. It's, wrought with beauty and danger..... As in, sexy alien chicks. Man dreams, to, fly and make real estate in space for very, very childish reasons and-"
 * Lord Shen's voice: "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
 * (Deadpool X: "AW COME ON, I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A WILLIAM SHATTENER IMPRESSION?!"
 * Spongebob's voice: "Well it's getting annoying, so stop it!"
 * (Deadpool ^u^): "(Mimicing Spongebob) Stop it!"
 * Spongebob's voice: "Ohhhhhhhh no! Big Pink Loser taught me not to fall for that one again!"
 * (Deadpool DX): "GOD DAMN IT?!"
 * The Van lands.
 * Deadpool comes out first in a space suit.
 * Deadpool: "(Skeeeeeeeh). It's one small step for man. One giant leap, for Deadpool."
 * Trixie bucks Deadpool to the ground!
 * Trixie: "..... Immature twat."
 * Deadpool: "(Skeeeeh). Houston, we have a problem, over."
 * Trixie groaned.
 * Tigress: "You'll be better off letting him live in his own little world."
 * Deadpool gets up.
 * Deadpool: "..... See, what did I tell ya? It's the exact place I took a quick little pit stop in. The same dead landscape. The same diamond in the rough ruins. The same-"
 * A Bat-Dragon snags Deadpool screeching!
 * Deadpool: "HOSTILE CREATURES?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Fades) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............."
 * The Lougers stared at this.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Do we have to?"
 * Icky: "People would hate us if we even let a moron like HIM get screwed over."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Fair enough."
 * The Dragon Bat drops Deadpool in a nest, housed by Dragon Batlings and the bones of their past "Dinner Guests".
 * Deadpool: "Yikes! If you brought me to be a babysitter, then I'm sorry! Not in the job discribtion of the anti-hero mercenary!"
 * ???: "Ohhh, but they're not going to eat you....."
 * The Mother Dragon Bat and her children bow to a silluetted figure that walks from the enterence of a cave.
 * Deadpool: "..... Holy s***..... The zippy-doo-dah are you?"
 * The Silluette: "(Slowly reveils himself as an aged Mothron wizard).... I, am but an old hermit who hides in the shadows ever since my poor sister was lost to me many eons ago. She was a magnifisent queen.... May her black heart forever rest in the loving blossoms of mother darkness of Kingdom Hearts."
 * Deadpool: "..... Ohhh, your one of those "Moth-Ron" dudes. So, how did an old geezer like you managed to tame these lab exspeariments gone wrong?"
 * The Dragon Bat mother growled offended to that.
 * The Hermit: "Unsentient creatures know when they are in the presence of anything greater then them. From gods, to demons, to those that are TRUELY, devoted to the never-ending battles of Light and Mother Darkness."
 * Deadpool: ".... Yeah, how do dumb animals know when they're around super-powerful guys?"
 * The Mother Dragon Bat wanted to bite Deadpool's head off, but the Hermit held his hand to stop her.
 * The Hermit: ".... Simple, you un-enlightent servent to currentcy..... They can smell it."
 * Deadpool: "(Sniffs).... P.U.!? You reek of power all right! Powerful B.O.?! SUATAYA!? Girl, you need a bath?!"
 * Deadpool spins around the surprised hermit as suddenly the area turns into a make-swift beauty salon!
 * Deadpool is suddenly dressed as a salon worker with 60's hair and make-up on his mask.
 * Deadpool: "(Like a southern belle) Oh mah stars, Darling, (Held up to a confused but annoyed Hermit's hand), Just what are we going for here? The Locked up in a secret hiding trap Iraqis dictator Shaddam-look? Ugh! Luckly for you, I did and improved apawn ALL the stars! I did Katty, Shakira, Lady Ga-ga-Ohh-La-La, Nicolas "NOT THE BEES" Cage, I even attempted to re-create Justin Bieber.... You can tell how well that worked out. (Starts painting The Hermit's nails an embarrising Shade of Pink) A little nail polish here, (Starts clipping his clawwed feet) A trim there, (curls up his annteena) A little curlers is nice, (Starts applying make-up) Oh you need some nicer complexion, darling! (Finally finishes) Ohh-laa-laa, the ladies at the sock-hop are gonna be so jelly for you!"
 * Deadpool holds up a mirror to a shocked Hermit! He was given a hilarious make-over!
 * The Hermit growled angerly!?
 * Deadpool: "(Still Southern Belle) Now we just need to give you a bath."
 * Deadpool spins around the Hermit again and suddenly the scene turns into that of a folk's retirement home.
 * The Hermit suddenly sees he was in a washtub.
 * Deadpool was now a scandelly clad nurse.
 * Deadpool: "(Thick Germen accent) Now it's time for ze Sponge bath."
 * Spongebob and the Lougers arrived.
 * Spongebob: "(Boredly) All right Deadpool, we came to-"
 * Deadpool grabbed Spongebob!
 * Spongebob: "HEY WHAT THE-"
 * Deadpool covered Spongebob in alot of soap, disinfectent, and warm water!
 * Deadpool: "(Still in Thick Germen accent) Allright Mr. Scary Moth Man. It's time for your spongebath."
 * Spongebob: "HIS WHAT-BATH?! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! PLEASE NO!? ANYTHING BUT THA-"
 * Icky: (He came in as the Deadpool kitten returns) "What the- How the- WHERE DID THIS COME FROM?!" (He was suddenly caught by a show cane that drags him away) UWAH!!
 * Text: We now return to more Deadpool goodness.
 * Deadpool: "(Still in the thick Germen accent) Und, we're done!"
 * Deadpool drops Spongebob as he was shivering in fear and disgust.
 * Spongebob: ".... The sights I'll never unsee..... I need mental bleach."
 * The Hermit finally has enough and angerly blasts Deadpool into a trap bubble?!
 * The Hermit: "As much as I appresiate giving me a long over-due bath, (changes his appearence back to normal) I rather it be through my consent next time?! Though I will consider making you a slave someday. Maybe after I earned the Emperor's approval in finally capturing the new Uniter Princess AND the Blade! And hey, for what it's worth, (The Bat Dragon Mother, followed by a flock of Bat Dragons, blocked the Lougers' escape as the hermit turned to them), you did exactly what I wanted.... You lured the misfits to me... Though I would've liked it more without having you making a fool out of me!"
 * Icky: "I think Spongebob would second that notion, gramps."
 * Shifu: "Jallmadoor.... So you are still alive after all these years."
 * Jallmadoor (The Hermit): "Ahhhhhh..... I heard of you from my scouts...... Shifu..... The prodigy of Oogway himself. An ally to the Lightfly Queen. Say.... Where is that old turtle anyway? Is he having another tea party with the Lightfly Queen herself?"
 * Shifu: "(Solomly)..... Sadly...... He no longer walks amongst us."
 * Jallmadoor: "...... Ahh.... Yes...... So old age finally caught up to him..... (Chuckles)..... It took natoral mortal causes long enough. So that means, your now the one being entrusted with knowledge of the next Uniter Princess..... Then I suggest unless you want to join your turtle daddy in the afterlife, I recimend you surrender the infomation."
 * Shifu: "(Regains his composure) I owe it to the Lightfly Queen to NEVER expose that infomation to a Mothron. Espeically not one of the Mothron's emperor's most powerful wizards!"
 * Jallmadoor: "Ahhh. Your dedicated to your albeit minor servitude to the side of light, Shifu. But even a mortal can't maintain loyalties forever. I'm about to teach you, that you should never trust mortals prone to primitive weaknesses and feelings and emotions to an immortals' job."
 * Shifu: "I think you'll find that I can be very well trusted with this know- (Clang) lllllllllllllllllll.......(Clang)...... Edge?"
 * A green glow was seen coming from Jallmadoor's cave.
 * Shifu looked in horror.
 * Shifu: "..... No."
 * Familiar music played as the figure of Kai comes out of the cave.
 * Shifu: ".... KAI?!"
 * The Five: "KAI?!"
 * Po: "NO?! OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOO-HO-HO-HO?!"
 * Shifu: "..... How, did you bring Kai back from the spirit realm!?"
 * Jallmadoor: "(Laughs proudly!) I didn't! That is a personal creation of mine. I harnessed the power of rampent darkness ooze of the planet and created a new breed of Heartless. I call them: Fear-Hearts. They are indestructable slime-beasts that take the form, the powers, even the personality, of the thing you fear most. And Shifu.... (Laughs)..... I'm surprise that your still afraid of Kai's return!"
 * "Kai": "Now that I'm back, I will take the chi of you, all the kung fu masters, the pandas, AND ALL OF CHI OF CHINA?! And this time.... Not even the Dragon Warrior can stop me."
 * Kai Battle-cried as he began to battle a fear-striken but still determined Shifu!
 * Tigress: "MASTER?!"
 * Tigress and the Five charged, but suddenly, a new Fear-Heart rose from the ground and tooked the form of Tai Lung!
 * "Tai Lung": ".... (Growls.)"
 * Mantis: "Oh no!? TAI LUNG BACK WHEN HE WAS ACTSELLY COMPIDENT?!"
 * Jallmadoor: "Ohh yes. You five still fear Tai Lung's former sense of self-compidence before he became a useless stooge of a silly extremest."
 * "Tai Lung": "Your deaths..... WILL BE LEGENDARY?!"
 * Tai Lung and the five began to fight!
 * Po: "Don't worry guys! I'll-"
 * Another Fear-Heart rose and became Evil Shen!
 * Po: "Are you kidding me?"
 * Jallmadoor: "Fear-Hearts don't kid! You are still fearful of the kind of bird Shen used to be."
 * Evil Shen: "(BRINGS OUT A BLADE) CHINA WILL BE MINE?!"
 * Po started to scream as Evil Shen tried to kill him!
 * Sir Hiss: "Now see here, you tasteless ruffian, I-"
 * A Fear-Heart formed the appearence fo Prince John as the shadow was seen.
 * Sir Hiss: "..... Oh no."
 * Sir Hiss looked at Prince John.
 * "Prince John": "HISS?! YOU EEL IN SNAKE'S SKIN?! (Brings out a piece of wood and aims to bonk Hiss on the head as Hiss slithers way screaming)!"
 * Sir Hiss: "HELP!? THAT MOTHRON'S STARK RAVING MAD!? (ECHOS!?)"
 * Kaa: "Now that's too far, buddy, I-"
 * A Fear Heart of Shere Khan appeared!
 * Kaa: "..... How predictable."
 * Mr. Krabs: "YOUR DANCING WITH THE CRAB MAN NOW, BUG!?"
 * Suddenly, A Fear-Heart takes a form that shocks Mr. Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: "NOOOOOOOOOO!? IT'S, IT'S.... IT'S!? A MIME TAX-COLELCTOR WHO WORKS FOR CHARITY!?"
 * A Mime dressed like a Tax-Collector holding a Charity Jar is seen.
 * Mr. Krabs screams like a bitch!
 * Mr. Krabs: "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO PAY ME TAXES OR CONTRIBUTE FOR AN ALBEIT GOOD CAUSE!? I DON'T THINK MY HEART CAN TAKE IT!?"
 * Mr. Krabs runs away screaming as the Mime chases him!
 * Deadpool: "One of our heroes, ladies and gentlemen. He commits tax evasion and, among others, is a cheap money-grubbing fool."
 * YB Deadpool: Kinda like you.
 * WB Deadpool: Except not as cheap as him.
 * Lord Shen: "....... THAT IS ENOUGH YOU MONSTER!? I WILL SEE TO IT THAT YOU ARE DESTROYED FOR THIS OUTRAGE?!"
 * ???: "(Laughs evily)! Assuming I don't destroy you first!"
 * Lord Shen gasped and turned to see that another Fear-Heart became Dark Shen!
 * "Dark Shen": "This time.... Your WHITE ASS IS MINE!?"
 * Lord Shen: "NO!? YOU STAY BACK!?"
 * Dark Shen and Lord Shen began to blade-duel!?
 * Squidward: ".... (Sarcasticly) Gee, I wonder what I'm gonna get?"
 * A Fear-Heart becomes A Giant Spongebob.
 * Giant Spongebob: "(Deep voiced laughs)!"
 * Squidward: "..... I should've known.... Well, might as well play along. (SCREAMS!?)"
 * Icky: "THIS GUY'S A SADIST?!"
 * Iago: "It's time for the old birdbrain charm to ultamately save the da-"
 * A Shadow forms around them, as the duo looks to see Jafar riding on a Sharptooth.
 * Iago: "...... Is that..... Jafar......"
 * Icky: "Riding on a Sharptooth?...... That's admitingly badass. Well played, psyco old moth guy, well played."
 * Icky and Iago ran as a Maniacly Laughing Jafar rides the roaring Sharptooth after the duo!
 * More of the Lougers' personal fears began to take shape and form from the Fear-Hearts!
 * Jallmadoor laughed as his work unfolds.
 * Jallmadoor slowly walks up to Shifu being held down by Kai.
 * Jallmadoor: ".... Ya know, Shifu. Only you had the power to hold off the Fear-Beasts.... Otherwise.... They'll all be dead.... One, by one. It's your call."
 * Shifu looks fearfully as the Lougers are being over-wealmed by Fear-Hearts!
 * Shifu: "......"
 * Jallmadoor: "Ask yourself, Shifu? "Do I want my "family" to die, over a pipe-dream of the Lightflies?"? I do see the answer is very obvious, Shifu.... Your not Oogway. You would not have the heart to sacrivice them for a prophetcy!?"
 * Shifu lost his iron nerves and gaved in!
 * Shifu: "ALRIGHT!? ALRIGHT!?..... (A tear is shed)..... I'll tell you, everything you want to know."
 * Spyro: "SHIFU NO-"
 * A Fear-Heart Malefor smacks Spyro into the ground!
 * Shifu: "....... The Uniter Princess, is-"
 * ???: "SAFE FROM YOU?!"
 * Bright light forms around the area, causing the Fear-Hearts to screech in pain and agony!
 * Jallmadoor uses his wing to cover his face!
 * Jallmadoor: "AGGGAAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... The Lightflies?!"
 * Armored Light-Themed Butterfly people charged in with Kingdom Hearts-eqse bows and arrows!
 * Jallmadoor: "DO NOT LET THE LIGHT FLIES WIN, MY PETS?!"
 * The Bat Dragons charged after the Light Flies, but a familier Lightfly queen appeared as flashed a brighter arua of light, scaring the Bat Dragons away!
 * Jallmadoor: "NO!? MY CREATIONS!? DESTROY THE MISFITS QUICKLY, BEFORE-" (All the Fear-Hearts were destroyed quickly by the Light-Hearts)... Crap!
 * Deadpool: Now THAT'S cool! (Cartoonishly pops the magic trap like a bubble and frees himself). And now time to exterminate the bug! (Takes out his katanas)
 * Jallmadoor: (Deadpool corners him) You fool! The Mothron race is immortal! They can't be harmed by mortal toys.
 * Deadpool: "...... Aw, damn it! Good thing I got my (Brings out god-like Katanas) GOD-KILLING KATANAS! (Talks like a salesmen) Works great with immortal beings too."
 * Jallmadoor: "AGGGH!? NO! STAY BACK!? I'M NOT READY TO JOIN MY SISTER IN THE EMBRACE OF THE DARKNESS OF KINGDOM HEARTS YET?! I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO LEARN OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE NEW UNITER!?"
 * Deadpool: "And it looks like your not about to ever. MY REGUARDS TO YOUR HOPEFULLY HOT ALIEN BUG LADY SISTER?!"
 * Lord Shen: DEADPOOL, DON'T YOU DARE!!! Let the Lightflies deal with him! He's their responsibility.
 * Deadpool:... Oh, alright.
 * Sandy:... Huh?... Maybe he can be a nice guy after you get to know-
 * Deadpool: Just because I'm not gonna kill him doesn't mean I won't give him something to remember me by!
 * Jallmadoor: "WHA-"
 * Deadpool picks up a piece of Bat Dragon poop and shoves it down Jallmadoor's throat!
 * Jallmadoor: "AGGGGGGH!? THE UN-NATROL HYBRID OF DRAGON AND BAT FECES!? (PUKES?!)"
 * All Lodgers: AWWWW!!!
 * Lord Shen: "Alchourse!? If it's not death, it's humiliating torture?!"
 * Deadpool: "Hey just be glad that cause of TECNECALLY, this guy has zero bounties on him, so killing him would've been pointless."
 * Lightfly Queen:... Is he always like that?
 * Miguel: Yeah, that's Deadpool. Former villain leage enemy of ours, and an antihero mutant mercenary who kills for bad or good reasons just for riches. We're kinda stuck with him until we can stop this half-Darkspawn villain he unleashed for funsies.
 * Lightfly Queen:... I see he's one of those kind of fools.
 * YB Deadpool: Oh, here we go again with the accusations.
 * Deadpool: Guys, I think we should not worry about accusing anyone, acknowledge the fact that all is stopped, and get back to the REAL danger here.
 * Boss Wolf: As cruel making albeit cold-hearted mothman elder eating hybird crap was, I'm afraid he's right. Strangle is still around here and he needs to be stopped.
 * Lightfly Queen: "We'd offer our surfaces, but the higher Lightflies only asked me to bring in Jallmadoor. He's guilty of tamporing with Darkness Ooze, something even his own people aren't fond of."
 * Jallmadoor: "Wha-WHAT?! SINCE WHEN?!"
 * Soothsayer: "The Mothrons have grown to become more, cautious about celebrating their love for darkness ever since what became of your sister. That even means not messing with Darkness Ooze unless approved by your Emperor to do so. And, since you mostly did it in your self exile as a hermit...."
 * Jallmadoor: "...... (Nervious laughter).... In my defence, I'm, what you woud call, alittle old fastioned. I mostly came to existence to a time where we embraced Mother Darkness's Blood."
 * Deadpool: "Ok, why do you keep calling an abstract moral conspect a girl? Is that some kind of, freaky bug alien religen thing you moth dudes do?"
 * Jallmadoor: "I'd explained, but (Lightfly guards grabbed Jallmadoor).... It appears I have involentery matters to attend to."
 * Jallmadoor was dragged away as the Lightflies vanished into Light.
 * Deadpool: ".... Ahh, it would've been boring anyway. So, guys, shall we resume our EPIC ADVENTURE?! (TURNS INTO ADVENTURE TIME FIN) ADVENTURE TIME!?"
 * The Lougers just stare....
 * Lord Shen: "..... Let's just hope what happened with the Mothron wizard was a one time thing and that he was the only left-behind here."
 * Boss Wolf: "I think the Lightflies would said something about that. It looks like we just ran into Jallmadoor by usual karma-mishap in thanks to... Deadpooler."
 * Deadpool: "Ahh, don't thank me. Trouble is magneted to me like hot sexy babes."