Repentance of a Peacock

Repentance of a Peacock is the 41st Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Lord Shen, after all the trouble that was arising over the past few months, thought he finally had the opportunity to rest. However, Po asked him to the meeting room. Despite thinking it was another accident involving Po, to his horror, it was to meet with Po's father, Li Shan, who was surprisingly not full of rage to meet Shen again. He went into hiding like he did in An All-Out French Experience with Gary, but Kairi was able to reason him out of being afraid of someone he most wronged, and despite a long apology, Li Shan surprisingly accepted it unconditionally, already hearing the prophecy of him finding peace thanks to the heart of a young princess. Though Shan did warn that the Pandas were still cautious ever since he attacked the village and are still afraid of him simply for being the same peacock who chased them away of their original home either through Mang or another force, or another situation like The Dark Side of Lord Shen. Shifu suggests that Lord Shen must go on a mission of repentence and establish a more benevolent image with the Panda Village. Despite being fearful of what the pandas would do, Shen accepted, and went with Po, the Furious Five, Boss Wolf who is just as guilty for assisting, Icky, Iago, Fidget, and Cynder because of her knowledge of what Shen is going through. The welcome was going well at first despite signs of fear and skepticism, but it got worse when he encounters the biggest victim of the attack named Shi-Te. Shi-Te, Shan's otherwise honorable advisor, hated Shen with a passion because ever since most of his family was murdered by him, he has grown to be an insulting jerk who will not be easy to accept. Through Shan's advice, Shi decides to give Shen a chance to redeem himself, and warns that he and his comrades, including Po, will be banished forever if he fails. Po and the others then proceed to help Shen prove Shi-Te wrong by teaching him the power of Chi and to better understand the panda way of life. But the issue of the matter proves that dealing with a skeptic is the least of their concerns because a vengeful former follower of the peacocks has reemerged. A female wolf, and Boss Wolf's sister, Dai Shi, was the only one who was disgusted of herself on what her fellow wolves have done to the original village, abandoning the wolf forces and grew bitter and angry in shame and regret of what she did. She has since managed to befriend the queen of a large colony of army ants named Ta Cha Ant, a Hercules beetle named Pan Zing who is a master of a destructive Chi technique that can destroy entire mountains, and a falcon named Xao Su Ting who's an extreme loyalist to Dai Shi, followed by the falcon's hawk bodyguards. Already imposing as it is, Dai Shi is also very resourceful possesses a unique and long-lost weapon called the Weapon of Morph Wao, a seemingly-harmless-enough spear that can transform into any weapon imaginable. She has long set her sights on several things including the conquest of Gongmen City, the annexing of the Valley of Peace, and finally to force Po to teach her the powers of Chi so she can use it to punish the Villain League for turning her brother and Lord Shen into monsters by basically going Kai on them and turning them into little jade tablets, and will only keep them permanently as trophies and never let them out as Jade zombies. The capture of every Kung Fu Master is purely for the sake of blackmailing Po into doing it, or she will be forced to teach herself and use the masters as practice dummies on her independent attempts to learn the secrets of Chi. Can Lord Shen, the others and the Panda Village be able to save Po from being forced to make a decision that disfavors not just DreamWorks China, but all of the UUniverses? And can the other Lodgers come to the rescue in time to help defeat the army ant armada?

Chapter 1: Lord Shen's Surprise/A Chance of Redemption
Lord Shen's room. Sytilesed Drawing story. Reality. Flashback. Reality. Later... Later at the main hall. Shen's Room Main Hall again, 27 minutes later. Kung-Fu Panda-style Animated Flashback Present
 * Boss Wolf: "Good news sir. Sir Hiss is finally finished with being destunked from the valentimes day mess."
 * Lord Shen: "Good. Glad to hear of it. Now Sir Hiss is perfect for any mission, espeically our eventual ambassitoring trip to Zootopia. We want to make a good impression for a world that never realised that it was not alone in the universes."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... I'm, curious sir. Have you ever wondered about Shifu's claims about Zootopia housing some kind of, universeal messiah?"
 * Lord Shen: "Not just any universeal messiah, Boss Wolf. My parents told me stories of the one they were talking about. It is something that would make even Kairi look like an average shcool girl."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well considering she's an anime character, your not way off. (Laughs until an annoyed Shen brought his blade).... No intentional offence sir."
 * Lord Shen: "(Annoyed), AS, I was saying. (Normally) The only thing more purer then princesses of heart.... Is.... The Uniter Princess of All Hearts!"
 * (Lord Shen): "The legend goes that one day, a speical someone who's the most kind, the most thoughtful, and the most careing, would be choosen by the queen of the Lightflies to bare a speical gift... A jewel encrusted item that be able to turn into a keyblade..... A Keyblade greater then even the infamous X-Blade...... The Uniter Blade."
 * A Silluetted Figure held the Uniter Blade.
 * (Lord Shen): "The Uniter Princess shall use this fabled blade to bring all of the United Universes and beyond, into an age of unifived peace. A peace, free of all things that has been known to generate and create darkness. A universe of love, compassion, understanding, and benvolence."
 * The Universe in the background was seen becoming beautiful.
 * (Lord Shen): "However.... There is an impourent warning. Until her true potainional is made absolute and only if the Unitifer fails to embrace her desteny, she will easily fall victim of being corrupted by the darkness, and either become another villain.... Or worse."
 * A failed Uniter Princess was seen screaming as she slowly gets swallowed by shadows.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Boss Wolf..... There had, been simular attempts to make a new Uniter Princess. All failed. The poor women either ended up getting misguidedly corrupted, or fell victim to irresverseable tragity."
 * Boss Wolf: "..... How.... Do you know about this, sir?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... Before Celestia..... I had feelings for another back in Gongmen when I was a teenager...... One such failed Uniter Princess.... Shu Mulan."
 * A Beautiful Chinese Cat was seen, displaying and moving around the Uniter Keyblade masterfully.
 * (Lord Shen): "Shu was the most beautiful feline in china, and perhaps, all of history. And was also the mosy gracious, and the most kind."
 * A Teenage Lord Shen stared in awe, then ends up clumsfully slamming face first into her stage.
 * (Lord Shen): ".... Even when you interupt her preformice."
 * Shu welcomely helped Shen up.
 * (Lord Shen): "It was almost like a fairy tale."
 * Shu and Shen spended time togather.
 * (Lord Shen): "Unfortunately.... It was not meant to be."
 * Gongmen was seen attacked by a dark force!
 * (Lord Shen): "The Lightflies troubled darkness worshiping enemies, The Mothrons, sought out the Uniter Keyblade to turn into a new X-Blade to enslave all into united darkness!"
 * An army of Darkness-Themed Moths are seen.
 * A Giant very dark and almost demonic Moth was seen.
 * (Lord Shen): "The leader of the corrupted race, their emperor, wanted to have the Uniter Keyblade.... But the Keyblade was made to be unable to never be touched by dark hands of those who are not pure, or less they risk getting burn for even a small finger tip touch of it. But the monster has a way to cheat his way through it. By absorbing the heart of the Uniter Princess, he would make himself ammuned to the Keyblade's defences, so as long as it doesn't have a current claimer.... And Shu.... Made the ultamate sacrivice to spare Gongmen of his wrath."
 * Shu stabbed herself with the keyblade and sent it to the Lightside of Kingdom Hearts.
 * Shu: "..... Now...... This blade will once again.... Avoid your grasp."
 * Shu vanished as the Mothron Emperor screams in dark agony as she vanishes, as the Lightfly Queen, a light themed Butterfly, grabs the Keyblade, which turns back into a circle jewel tablet, and escapes into the sky as the Mothrons follow!
 * A crying younger Shen was seen, holding onto a painting of him and Shu, as tears become present onto it.
 * The Same Painting was seen.
 * Lord Shen was still heart-broken by the event.
 * Boss Wolf: ".... Is.... This' why your so protective about Kairi and Princess Celestia outside of Mang taking you away from them, sir?"
 * Lord Shen: Yes. That incident with Mang just reminded me too well of Shu. I didn't want to lose Kairi just like I lost her. But the Mothrons had been a serious problem for the Lightflies since the dawn of time. They were both of the same origin as the light and dark powers that started the Keyblade Wars. They were destined to be something just as strong as the Keyblade Masters, and legend has it that the creation of the Uniter Blade was so strong, it caused everyone in the UUniverses feel butterfly in their stomachs. That's why I hope that, if this rumor is true, that whoever this new princess is, can't end up like Shu. And it's not just from the Mothrons she needs protection from. The Uniter's powerful is likely too tempting for many villains, including our enemies. We can't let this new one be another failure.
 * Boss Wolf: I'm with ya there on that one sir. Whoever this lady is, I bet she's going to be a cutie... Or even a wolf. I haven't had experience with love since Luna was sexually harassing me!
 * Lord Shen: (Punches him in the nose) HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT CELESTIA'S SISTER LIKE THAT?!? She may be confused with love, but it is not wise to talk about her like that.
 * Boss Wolf: Ow! You almost broke my nose, sir! Remember that a canine's nose is EXTREMELY sensitive!
 * Lord Shen: Good, that'll teach you to respect Celestia's family so you don't make both of us look bad.
 * Intercom: Attention please! Would Lord Shen please report to the briefing room. Po has requested an intervention with you.
 * Lord Shen:... Oh boy. Is the Panda still recovering from when he discovered that his mother is indeed dead from the 3rd film?
 * Boss Wolf: I'm sure it's nothing sir. I bet it's just one of his little accidents again.
 * Lord Shen: I'm sure it is. That Panda is always prone to make another mess. I'll go see what it is THIS time. I mean, it's not like I'll be completely intimidated by something different or anything.
 * Lord Shen's voice: (Hiding in his room as he cawed in fear) "I AM COMPLETELY INTIMIDATED?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "....... Oh Wolf. Boss, what happened?!?"
 * Lord Shen: THE PANDA WANTS ME TO... TO... TO-TO-TO-TO-TO-TO-TO-TO-
 * Boss Wolf: SPIT IT OUT, SIR, WHAT IS IT?!?
 * Lord Shen:... TO MEET HIS FATHER!!! (A glass-shatter and an intimidating music verse was heard as Boss Wolf was surprised)
 * Boss Wolf:... Seriously, sir? You're afraid to meet the panda's dad?
 * Lord Shen: Wolf, do you not remember that I ATTACKED HIS OLD VILLAGE IN AN ATTEMPTED GENOCIDE OF PANDAS JUST TO CHANGE AN UNSTOPPABLE FUTURE?!?
 * Boss Wolf: So? Is that a good reason to lock yourself in your room and suck your thumb...or your thumb feather, or whatever?
 * Lord Shen: "HAVE YOU ALSO FORGOTTEN THAT OUR ATTACK HAS ALSO CLAIMED PO'S MOTHER, THAT PANDA'S WIFE!?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, tecnecally, we were all under dark magic, so, it was Mang fault. He corrupted you, remember?"
 * Lord Shen: "TRY EXPLAINING THAT TO HIM?! THAT IS IF HE DOESN'T DESIDE TO SMACK OUT YOUR OTHER EYE AS WELL?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Look, if he was here of hurt any of us badly, Po wouldn't've invited him here."
 * Lord Shen: "I'M NOT COMING OUT!?"
 * Boss Wolf: ".... Oh, double wolf."
 * Boss Wolf: "And that's what happened. Shen's seriously freaked out about meeting Po's dad again."
 * Mantis: "Well no shit considering what he did to their old village! I'm surprised your not freaking out about this too!"
 * Boss Wolf: Well, it's mainly because I was trained to not be easily intimidated. Shen taught me better than that. But it is ironic since he's now being a long-necked long-tailed chicken about it.
 * ???: I HEARD THAT, BOSS WOLF!!!
 * Boss Wolf: WELL YOU ARE!!!
 * Lord Shen:...IF YOU THINK I'LL COME OUT THERE TO KICK YOUR ASS FOR THAT, THEN FORGET IT!!
 * Boss Wolf:...Worth a shot.
 * Spyro: Can you really blame him? Mang tainted him into something monstrous.
 * Sparx: The guy basically caused him to go Holocaust on that panda village.
 * Mantis: Sparx, what did we say about referencing real-life events?
 * Sparx:...To not to. But hell, we did it before, haven't we?
 * Mantis: Yeah, but I'm just telling you to be careful.
 * Thundera: So...how do we get the cowardly peacock to come out of his crib and face his past with the pandas?
 * Kairi: I think I can do it. He'll definitely listen to me. He had this coming since the trailer for the third movie came out.
 * Boss Wolf: She's not wrong.
 * Kairi:...Alright, I'll be right back. (She left)
 * Skipper:...So Po? When is your daddy coming here?
 * Po: In 30 minutes. The High Council is escorting him to the Dragon Temple where he can patch things up with Shen. Let's just hope that he isn't TOO cross with him.
 * Lord Shen:...(Knocks were heard on his door) Go away!
 * Kairi: It's me, Uncle Shen!
 * Lord Shen:...Oh my f****** God, they had to send her. (Sighs, and unlocks the door to let Kairi inside)
 * Kairi: They told me everything. Why are you so afraid to meet Po's biological father? You knew this was coming.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, but I thought it would take time. I'm not fully prepared to face the panda's father! I bet that old panda's going to be unbelievably pissed at what I did to his wife and his home. Hell, what if his new village hates me?
 * Kairi: "I'm sure your exaggerating."
 * Lord Shen: "OH?! Remember when Cynder had taken harshness from Atlantis and Atlantica when she did terrorable things to them?"
 * Kairi: "And your afraid of that because of what Cynder went through?"
 * Lord Shen: "EXACTLY!? The Human King of Atlantis had her thrown in jail while Trident wanted to straight-up banish her from the world! I wager I would be just as unpopular with the pandas!"
 * Kairi: "But you know Cynder has redeemed herself in both of those places by saving them from the leage!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well I doubt the leage cares about some panda village, so I can't expect them to become a problem."
 * Kairi: "Well you don't nessersarly need to save them from a threat to prove you changed. You could just as easily show them kindness."
 * Lord Shen: "That won't change too greatly. Even if they do understand that the Shen that attacked their village is no more, they'll still be afraid of me, cause they don't know when I'll end up corrupted again. Even I'm not 100% sure how gone my corruption is, espeically after that Dark Shen fiasco! I was even afraid to look at myself in the mirror for days since that time!"
 * Kairi: Uncle Shen, you're not going to feel better if you don't get this out of your chest. If you're going to get over all that's left of your past, you need to make it up to the pandas that you terrorized.
 * Lord Shen: I don't care what you say, I'm not leaving this damn room!
 * Kairi:...Not even if I said that Li Shan is coming here in 27 minutes?
 * Lord Shen: (A suspenseful music verse played as Shen was shocked)...(He screams like a girl) HE'S GONNA RIP ALL MY TAIL FEATHERS OFF!!!
 * Kairi:...(Scoffs) I wish you hadn't reacted like that. But in all seriousness, Li Shan told us that he doesn't blame you that much. He's already heard of the prophecy where you reformed thanks to my kind heart. So he wants to come and see if you really had changed for the better. You need to confront this. I mean, it's like Rafiki said, you can either run from your past or learn from it. Do you wanna be like Simba running away from your problems instead of facing them?
 * Lord Shen: No, of course not! Besides, that was just him in a phase of guilt, so you can't blame the guy for thinking he caused his father's death when it was his asshole of an uncle who tricked him into being like that.
 * Kairi: So...?
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs)...I don't know if I should. It sounds like a risky move.
 * Kairi: Uncle Shen, can you do this for me, please?
 * Lord Shen:...I...(Sighs) Alright, fine! But if I end up getting in a doozy, then I'm not going to take it easy on you or the Lodgers.
 * Kairi: Oh, you'll be fine. This is a pure-hearted truth.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs, mans up, and goes out of his room)
 * The Lougers are seen crowded around a familier figure as he was seen eating alot of dumplings!
 * Po: "Oh-ho-ho yeah! Now you guys know where I got my eating skills from!"
 * Tigress: WOW! He totally beat your record!
 * Sandy: DAD GUM!!! I THOUGHT THAT WAS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR PO!!!
 * Sparx: Now this guy could beat even the greatest hot-dog-eating champion!
 * Lord Shen: (Came out with Kairi)...Is that...(The figure appears as Li Shan as the Lodgers cheered of his accomplishment)...GOOD LORD, I THOUGHT THAT WAS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, EVEN FOR THE PANDA!!!
 * Li Shan: Hmm? (Notices Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Oh, s***! (Runs off, until Kairi drags him back)
 * Kairi: Oh, come on, Uncle Shen, don't chicken out on this now, no offense!
 * Lord Shen: (He was staring at Li Shan as everything was silent for a while)
 * Li Shan:...So...you must be the one who attacked my village, Lord Shen.
 * Lord Shen: OH, GOD, PLEASE, WHATEVER I DID TO YOUR FAMILY, DON'T SNAP MY NECK!!! I SWEAR THAT WAS MANG COBRA-
 * Li Shan: (Slaps him across the face) GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, SHEN! I DO NOT BLAME YOU!!
 * Lord Shen:...Yeah, that's right. By the look you gave me, I thought I was going to be chicken-fried peacock for a second.
 * Kairi: Uncle Shen, do you have something to say to Li Shan?
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs)...Whatever I did to your family and community, it wasn't my fault. Lord Cobra tempted me into seeing darker power in the fireworks my ancestors created. He wanted me as a scapegoat. And since I overheard that a warrior of black-and-white would defeat me, I thought invading your village and wiping out every panda around my area would...change my fate.
 * Li Shan: Well, you do realize that by attacking the village, you only gave my son a reason to defeat you...besides your threat to destroy Kung Fu.
 * Icky: Which, hypocritically, is what you know as your own form of combat since...well...it's practically the greatest form of combat in your world.
 * Lord Shen: Look, at least the banishment left me to discover a greater purpose. I found hope in the heart of this young lady, which my family had been friends with for a long time. But...thanks to some mishaps...some involving the betrayal by her mother's pet owl...I thought I would lose her as soon as Cobra tried to wipe that hope off my history. But...thanks to these good heroes, I was able to reestablish my place. And I take great sorrow for what I did to your village. Hell, I even visit the ruins a fair share of times to mourn those that I was guilty of murdering. So...I don't necessarily blame you if you scold me for killing your wife. But to be fair, it wasn't me who did that. Boss Wolf was the one who stabbed her.
 * Boss Wolf:...(Chuckles nervously) Well, you told me to, sir!
 * Lord Shen: I know. But...what I'm trying to say is...I'm sorry, and I take full responsibility for it. So can you forgive me?
 * Li Shan: I already have. And...I don't really care about the apology because...I knew something was up when I saw the ominous red in your eyes.
 * Li Shan: (As Lord Shen cawed to sound the charge, Li Shan was able to avoid the attacks of several wolves, and saw Lord Shen giving commands)...Is that the prince of Gongmen City?...Why would he?...Wait a minute...(He notices the glowing-red eyes Lord Shen displayed)...Oh, no! Those aren't any natural eyes!...(Runs off) Honey! I think something's wrong with the prince of Gongmen City! Something's controlling him!
 * Po's Mother: What is it, Shan?
 * Li Shan: I don't know, but I think it means the extinction of this whole village! Where's our son?
 * Po's Mother: Over there! (They noticed Baby Po with Shen and the wolves)
 * Lord Shen: GET THEM ALL! (The wolves targeted Baby Po)
 * Li Shan: (He hammered the two wolves)...Take our son, and run away! (Po's Mother took off with Baby Po as the wolves chased them down)
 * Lord Shen: (Chuckles) You are a brave panda, aren't you?
 * Li Shan: Shen, what has happened to you? With those eyes of yours, you don't look as if you are yourself! Whatever it is, it must be what's causing this senseless genocide!
 * Lord Shen: Why I am doing this is none of your concern! Whatever matters to me is the death of this village! Wolves, kill him! (Li Shan fought off the wolves, and was able to lead the pandas to fight off the wolves as best as they can give or take a few deaths, and those that survived watched from a snowy distance as their village burned to the ground)
 * Lord Shen:...Wait a minute...YOU were the panda that challenged my forces?...I always thought that was another panda.
 * Li Shan: I couldn't understand what turned you into that abomination. Whatever it was, I knew I couldn't blame you entirely for the deaths of all my people. But ever since I heard that prophecy, the answers were all clear. I had no idea there were worlds beyond our own besides the rumors. Then I knew that an other-worldly evil did it. I thought for sure that you wouldn't be cured of this evil. But now that I see that the prophecy has come true...then...I need to say that I forgive you.
 * Lord Shen:...(Falls onto the floor sitting)...You...you knew there was something wrong this whole time?
 * Li Shan: "Yes. Granted, I at first thought you were processed by a demon, or were an evil twin, or were under a violent curse, or that we were attacked by an evil alternate universe Shen. Turns out, a freaky five-headed cobra just corrupted you cause he himself was being corrupted by a disgraced Purple Dragon."
 * Lord Shen: ".... What, about the other pandas?"
 * Li Shan: "I did told them what I saw.... But even then, they were still afraid because.... Corruption tends to be an unpredictable thing. It's like a magical verson of a duel-personality disorder."
 * Lord Shen: "... Figures."
 * Ignitus came in.
 * Ignitus: "Well, then I guess that means Shen has an impourent mission of repentence to make."
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT!?"
 * Icky: "Trust me on this Shen, you seriously needs this. Not only to get an extremely heavy blouder of major regret off your chest, (brings up his iphone) but to shut-up some of our critics about how you never attempted to make amends to the Pandas."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well.... I'm still not entirely comfertable, but.... If this is needed to be done, then.... Very well. It's about time I metathoricly slay the demons of my past once and for all."
 * Shifu: "Your going to need some company in case any form of problem arises."
 * Po: "I'll come! I would love to introduse you to some pandas I knew."
 * Tigress: "The five shall come as well. The rest of the five didn't got a chance to really interact with the Pandas in light of momentarly being jaded zombies of Kai."
 * Sir Hiss shuddered.
 * Sir Hiss: "That still makes me uncomfertable. I was afraid you were gonna be gone forever."
 * Viper: "But I'm clearly fine Hiss. (Hugs Hiss in reassurence). Nothing will tear us apart again."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well, I feel this is also my repent mission cause.... Well, I'm guilty of listening to a corrupted pawn, it's just as much my fault."
 * Cynder: "I'll come as well. Shen needs my help in learning how to deal with something I'm all too familier with."
 * Icky: "Me and my pals Iago and Fidget are in. Cause other then Po, ya need some comic relief to give ya some moral support, Shenny boy."
 * Shifu: "Good. The rest of us we'll have to stay here. In case any trouble forms during your absince. But if you need us, alarm us on the communicaters."
 * Icky: "Yeah, first sign of trouble, phone home, got ya."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, the Teleportor beacon is still recovering from the fiasco with Icky and Iago's escapades, so, Mr. Dodo, could you take us to drop us off to Dreamworks China?"
 * Mr. Dodo: "I was just about to offer it myself, Shen. Don't worry, Air/Space Dodo is always open for business."
 * Lord Shen: Then start the van. It's time I got this stuff out of my chest once and for all. (They prepared the ship as they took off)
 * Sparx:...You think he can do this?
 * Kairi: He's gone this far, Sparx. He certainly can.

Chapter 2: A Warm Welcome to the Panda Village/Shi-Te's Decree
DreamWorks China Shen's KFP-Animated Dream Reality The Next Morning... Elsewhere...
 * Lord Shen and the Group are already on their way.
 * Li Shan: "Fair to warn ya. Expect this to be a LONG trip."
 * Lord Shen: How long exactly?
 * Li Shan: About a hundred miles.
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, why couldn't we have landed the van at the village instead of going on this ridiculously-long and hazardous journey?
 * Icky: You should've thought of that before Dodo took off the last second. Besides, you could use the exercise, thin-legs.
 * Lord Shen: I GET PLENTY OF EXERCISE, YOU STUPID LITTLE BIRD!!!
 * Tigress: Shen!
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) I still say we take carriages. It'll ease the trouble.
 * Li Shan: Well, actually, the village is 10 days away by carriage. But when we walk through this shortcut, it'll take about 4.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, suuuure, you might get frostbite from the tall mountains and bruise your feet through long walks, but you'll get there faster.
 * Iago: Oh, quit your belly-aching, Shen, I'm sure the trip is not that bad.
 * Lord Shen: ".... Please tell me you didn't jinxed us."
 * Iago: Oh, give me some credit, how should I know what this path looks like, I've never been through it before. It's basically going to be the same as any other damn one we Lodgers went through.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Well, at least 4 days are better than 10. Come on, let's move. (They trended the path as a montage with one signature part of this music played as Shen prepared himself for the time he's been waiting for)
 * Lord Shen: (After the montage ended, the entire group was all seen resting in a certain spot as Shen was seen having a dream)...
 * Lord Shen: (He finds himself in a familiar area, seeing the Panda Village he attacked, as it was sunny and peaceful, but void of inhabitants)...This...this is the village...I attacked....(He recognizes the kites and the crops)...It's...all been restored!...(He smells a flower until a hand came out in it's place as the sunny peaceful setting turned dark and ominous as the hand came out and a panda zombie was seen)
 * Panda Zombie: MURDEREEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Lord Shen: DYAAAH, STRANGER DANGER!!! (Ran off as some more panda zombies came out of the ground)
 * Panda Zombie #2: WHY DID YOU KILL US?!?
 * Panda Zombie #3: OUR HOMES!!! OUR FAMILIES!!!
 * Lord Shen: IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!! I SWEAR, I WAS NOT MYSELF WHEN I ATTACKED!!! (A zombie hand grabbed his leg) YAAAHHH!! I NEED AN ADULT!!!
 * Panda Zombie #4: (Popping out of the ground) I AM AN ADUUUULLLTTT!!!
 * Lord Shen: YOU MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT! (Tears the hand from his leg as he jumped and glided away avoiding the zombies, but they constantly surrounded him until a familiar panda appeared)
 * Li Shan:...You have committed some dishonorable acts, Lord Shen! So for your crimes against our people, WE SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH!!!
 * Lord Shen: (The zombies grab him, and they end up shredding him out of his robe naked)...OH, HOW DARE YOU!!! GET OFF OF ME!!! NO, NO, NOOOOOOO-
 * Lord Shen: (Wakes up in reaction) YAAH!!...(Takes deep breaths)...Oh, thank the divines it was just a dream.
 * Cynder checked up on him.
 * Cynder: ".... Let me guess? Guilt dream?"
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs)...I have a feeling that making it up to the pandas at that village will be harder than I thought.
 * Cynder: Yeah, it's not like I haven't had guilt dreams before. One time, I had a dream about being executed by the King of Atlantis. It was gruesome. But now I know that it will never happen because I've made it up to them. Trust me, as soon as we get this over with, you'll have the same satisfaction of knowing that it would only be a dream and nothing more.
 * Lord Shen: Still...I feel that this won't be easy. I know in that village, there's bound to be a panda who think so less of me, he'll sit on me until my organs and bones are crushed.
 * Cynder: (Chuckles) Don't get carried away, Shen. Shan said that the pandas may still fear you, but they've been advised to give you a chance. Even if they ARE knowledgeable of Kung Fu thanks to Po, they're not going to attack you at first sight. Mainly because they're normally peaceful folk, but you get my point.
 * Lord Shen: But the panda told me that they because of an ansistery previously forgotten have a strong knowledge of chi. Seriously, WHY didn't my parents told me about that?
 * Cynder: "It's possable that later generations have grown to forget their ansisterial learnings that by the time they moved into a new location, your parents and their parents and so on must've assumed that they weren't very speical."
 * Lord Shen: That seems to be likely. I bet their asperations to be loungers must've costed them that ability momentarly. As I was saying about Chi, that stuff can seem pretty addictive to some folks in Kung Fu. Hell, the panda possessed a stronger force of chi before defeating that Kai monster. And believe me it was a good thing Kai didn't got a chance to suck it up, and not just because the canon of the movies and the TV show normally tend to stay as seperate as possable, because that Hero's Chi could've made him unstoppable... And leave the panda dead as dust.
 * Cynder: Yes, and hopefully, we'll never get to deal with Kai again.... And I hope I didn't jinxed us sometime in the future. What we need to worry about is that there's nothing to be afraid of. The pandas are wise with their chi. There's no panda there who can be THAT grumpy at you.
 * ???: I wouldn't get your hopes up about that. (Li Shan, Po, and the others came out)...Because I forgot to mention that there is at least one panda in my village that... Won't quite be happy with Shen's appearance.
 * Lord Shen: HAH! I knew it! I'm calling the van so we can ge-
 * Cynder: (Snatches the beacon) Okay, from now on, I'M in charge of the beacon. We don't leave until Shen does his responsibilities!
 * Lord Shen: Are you serious? You heard the panda, this guy is not going to like me.
 * Li Shan: I wasn't finished! This panda is my advisor, Shi-Te. He's been pretty upset that you had most of his family killed. However, he's sure to listen to me.
 * Po: Shi-Te?
 * Li Shan: "Oh, you'll rekindise him when you see him. He's the panda with the fancy robe and a goatee. He was usually a nice guy, but... Let's just say, being exposed to tragity can make you.... Abit meaner then you usually are."
 * Mantis: Oh, and his name totally tells us that he's bound to be a big jerk. His name is LITTERALY a play on "Shitty!" I swear, people in this series have weird names.
 * Po: Oh, it doesn't matter. We'll still prove that piece of Shi-Te that Shen has truly changed.
 * Li Shan: "Don't be, too surprise that you'll end up getting into an arguement with him."
 * Po: "But don't worry. Shi-Te has still yet to learn chi mastery. He was away on trading business when Kai was a problem."
 * Tigress: "And that means no Kung-Fu as well. So the worse he can do is petty insults."
 * Lord Shen: "That may be true, but words can still hurt just as much as physical pain."
 * Icky: Then I bet the sticks and stones will hurt twice as bad.
 * Viper: Guys, let's just keep calm and give Shen the confidence of getting through this on his own. As soon as this trip is over, we'll be back in the Dragon Realms and we'll all have a good laugh about it. (A silhouetted ant-like figure was seen close to the ground shrouded by the night, and crawled away)
 * Lord Shen: But after everything I heard about that mean panda, I'm starting to feel a little uneasy about this whole thing.
 * Li Shan: You'll do fine, Shen. Now let's get back to rest. We're almost at the village, and we'll need enough rest to make it through the rest of the path.
 * Monkey: "Try not to worry about Shi-Te too much. As long as he's the minority and the other Pandas would be more open to acknowledge you, who cares what he thinks?"
 * Lord Shen:...Yeah...you may be right. I mean, I bet nobody takes him seriously. (Scoffs) What am I worried about? I bet he's the outcast of the village.
 * Li Shan: He is my advisor. He would've been an outcast if he wasn't. Believe me, I can handle it from here. (They all got back to rest)
 * Ant-Like Figure: (He crawled several miles off into a large mound in a forest, got smelled by security, crawled through the tunnels, and then approached a silhouetted figure)...Your highness!...It appears Lord Shen...is beginning an effort of redemption to the Panda Village.
 * ???:...Just what we've been waiting for. Inform Dai Shi. We attack tomorrow evening!
 * Ant-Like Figure: Yes, your highness! (Skitters off)
 * The Group are seen by the Mountain Area.
 * Icky: "Ok, slight nitpick here. WHY would you guys come to the mountains? Your pandas, NOT Polar Bears!"
 * Li Shan: It's the most isolated area we could find. We hardly had any visitors. This location makes the perfect isolation to keep us safe from attack.
 * Icky: Oh, I guess that makes sense. You guys have enough fat to survive the cold. (Tigress nudged him) What? It's a hard truth!
 * Tigress: Just shut up for once. We're almost there. Just a few meters away.
 * Icky: (Sighs) I HATE the metric system! How much in AMERICAN?!?
 * Tigress: (Sighs) I don't know, why don't you just learn the metric system?
 * Icky: AND HEAR A BORING LECTURE FROM KOWALSKI?!? F*** no!
 * Tigress: Too bad, so sad. You're gonna have to someday.
 * Lord Shen: (Shrugs) Are we there yet?!?
 * Li Shan: We're just about there.
 * Icky/Lord Shen: OH, FINALLY!!!
 * When the group arrived, there was only the front of a mountain.
 * Lord Shen: "..... You mean it's on TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN!? How do you people get up there?!"
 * Li Shan: "Easy. (Pulls a lever and a wooden lift rises from the ground.)"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Surprising sense of ingenuity."
 * Mantis: Why would you put an elevator in?
 * Po: The pandas here don't do stairs....And I totally know the feeling. (They went up the elevator and finally reached the Panda Village, which was green, serene, and sunny with several pandas inhabiting it)...
 * Lord Shen:...Not exactly a bad place. (The pandas stop as they noticed him and the pleasant music stopped)...Yeah, I'm back, alright? Surprised?
 * Li Shan: Fellow pandas, Lord Shen has come here on a quest of repentance. He seeks to redeem himself for the crimes he caused in the past. I'd like for us all to give him a warm welcome so he shall get started. (The pandas, though reluctantly, waved, and continued to do their chores)
 * Lord Shen:...I have a bad feeling about this....So, where's this Shi-Te guy?
 * Icky: P-HAH!! That's funny when you say it out loud! (The kid pandas were confused at this as their mothers escorted them away to ignore the indicated profanity)
 * Tigress: Have to say, this place is much different than the last time I was here. I guess they've been able to fix up greatly after that battle with Kai.
 * Po: Totally. I sure taught them well...for a beginner.
 * Icky: (As they walked through the village as the pandas tried to both avoid and welcome Shen at the same time) Speaking of that, how's Po been doing since he possibly became the new master of the Jade Palace since...you know...Shifu had retired?
 * Po: To be honest, it wasn't that easy at first. Shifu is still a member of the High Council, but...I wonder if this position technically makes me destined to be one?...OOOOHHH-HO-HO-HO, THAT SOUNDS AWESOME WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT!
 * Viper: But being a member of the High Council is a big responsibility...as is being master of the Jade Palace. I'm pretty sure you won't be a technical High Council for a few decades. It takes a lot of potential and a lot of knowledge to even be qualified for such a role.
 * Fidget: So...where do we begin with Shen's redemption? We're in the village, and we need to watch out for a scream from that Shi-Te guy. (Icky scoffs)
 * Tigress: If you laugh at that one more time, I'm gonna drown you in one of those ponds!
 * Icky: Tigress, babe, I can't help it. Not that you'd understand humor since I've never heard you laugh before....Hell, I bet you've never laughed since you were a cub. Even Gelotodrone couldn't make you laugh.
 * Tigress: I'd take that as an insult...if it wasn't technically true. Humor hardly affects me. Don't know why, it just doesn't.
 * Iago: Wait, I have heard you laugh a few times in the TV series. Remember when Po told his Hopping Ghost story and you laughed it off? And that's only one of the many times you laughed.
 * Tigress: That was different. I meant JOKES don't phase me.
 * Monkey: I'm pretty sure you laughed at jokes before, Tigress.
 * Tigress: Okay, let me repharase that, jokes RARELY phase me. It's not easy to make me laugh with even an easy joke.
 * Icky: Well, you wanna know something I learned on how to make people laugh? You just have to yell 'LAUGH!', whether aggressively, extendedly, or in a weird way. Like this, (In crazed voice) LAAUGGHH!! (Po burst out laughing)
 * Tigress:...Meh.
 * Icky:...BUH-LAUGH!!!...BILAUGH!!!! (Squeaky voice) LAUGH!!! (Manly voice) LAUGH! (Babbling beak) B-B-BL-A-B-BF-BF-BF!!! (Wheezed) LAUUUUgggghhhh...!...Damn, you're just as dull as a rock when it comes to this stuff.
 * Tigress: Quite frankly, I don't give a flying feather about it. I'm more of a serious person. And I say we stop getting off topic and start getting this redemption thing over with.
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. I'd rather not have the prehistoric one make me look bad by spitting in my face with his 'laugh' screams. So, where is Shi-Te? The last thing I want is for the guy to pop out of nowhere and shout-
 * ???: Well, well, well.... If it isn't a certain psycotic angry bird. (A panda figure was seen in a higher elevation in a glare of the sun, and went right down the terra-ramp, revealing himself to be exactly as Li Shan dscribed, a panda in a yellow robe with a goatee)... How DARE you show your face in this village?
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) And here we go! You must be Shi-Te!
 * Icky: Shi-Te-er than I expected with the color of his goatee! (Laughs until Tigress looks angrily at him)... Ahem... I'll shut up- (Later, he is seen getting his head dunked in a pond by Tigress as the others talk)
 * Shi-Te:... Is the tiger trying to drown him?
 * Lord Shen: She doesn't kill. She's just teaching the bird a lesson about uncalled-for jokes or comments.
 * Shi-Te:... Right. Anyway, you have some GULL coming here, Peacock! You should be lucky I'm too mild mannered for violence, or otherwise I would break you like I would end up breaking a bamboo chear after siting on one with my BIG FAT BUTT!?
 * Lord Shen: DUDE, THAT IS SO OVERKILL!!!
 * Li Shan: Shi-Te, what did I tell you about these kind of first-impressions? I told you I was bringing Lord Shen here to redeem himself. Now I advise you stop with this scolding immediately!
 * Shi-Te:... (Groans) It's such a shame that first impressions never go like you want them to.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, for you, fatass!
 * Cynder: Shen, be nice! Don't expect a lot of sympathy from a guy you were warned was still tense at you.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I told you proving myself was going to be difficult with HIM around.
 * Po: Everyone, let's just stop with the bigotry, and just accept the fact that Lord Shen is not that same genocidal monster we saw him as.
 * Shi-Te: Like the Demon Underworld I will! He killed my mother, my father, my 3 brothers, my 2 sisters, my half-sister, my stepfather, my cousins, my paternal grandparents, one of my maternal grandparents, my nephews, and my uncle! The only family member left was my maternal grandmother... AND SHE DIED OF PNEUMONIA 2 YEARS AGO!!!
 * Lord Shen: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * Shi-Te: Too little too late, fan-butt! I suggest you get out of here!
 * Li Shan: SHI-TE, if you would calm down for a second, and let me remind you that HE WAS CORRUPTED!!
 * Shi-Te: I don't give a damn if it was corruption. He LET himself get tempted by that abominable cobra's tricks in the first place, so it's still technically his fault for listening to him.
 * Lord Shen:... I... I...
 * Cynder: Okay, that line has been crossed! You just said that to try and make him feel bad!
 * Icky: (Coughing aggressively with a soaked head) Yeah! He didn't come all this way and stop crying like a baby in his own room just to be criticized and told off by you! Show the guy some dignity!
 * Shi-Te: Wait, seriously? That guy cried in his room?! BAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? Granted, I heard about how his parents always sheltered him, but, (Weezes) HA?!
 * Po: "Now wait a minute! What gives you the right to drag his parents to into this to insult him more?"
 * Lord Shen: "INDEED! Why must you be more agressive and insultive, pretending that I already don't know the answer!"
 * Shi-Te: "You attacked our village, killed some of our people, you chased us away from our old home.... And all over because the goat said a warrior of black and white was gonna kick your tail over being an idiot with fireworks."
 * Lord Shen: "..... I, cross the line of you dragging the Soothsayer into this!"
 * Shi-Te: "Oh REALLY now! Is that because she was pretty much the only one who LOVED you even dispite killing half a village of pandas who done NOTHING to the Peacocks?! Hell?! Several odd years ago, we even helped build them an immortality granting foundton to somehow stop an earthquake! That's SOME HELL of a thank-you, buster?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Shi-Te, please, I wasn't of my right mind. And please, don't blame the Soothsayer over this, for what it's worth, her prediction happened reguardless of what I did."
 * Shi-Te: "Did it ever accured to you that it MAY not have been originally even a Panda who would defeat you?! We're not the only things in black and white, you know?! Zebras!? Orcas!? Penguins!? Angel fish!? EVEN SKUNKS!? The Original warrior to defeat you could've been ANY ONE of them?! But no.... Instead.... You had to pick on the Pandas."
 * Lord Shen showed some legit tears.
 * Lord Shen: "(Sobs softly), Please, again, (cries), I, I wasn't thinking straight."
 * Shi-Te: "(Scoffs), Oh that is RICH! He's crying like a baby!"
 * Cynder growled.
 * Lord Shen: "(Shen struggled with his tears.) Please, Shi-Te, I couldn't control myself...."
 * Shi-Te: "Look on the bright side, Shen, had you, been able to kill off Po's real father, he would've never had the benifit of reuniting with his pathic excuse of a son."
 * Po: "HEY?! What even gives you the right to be a complete jerk to the Peacock?! Again pretending like I don't really know the answer."
 * Shi-Te: "Oh, I have every right to be a jerk to that Peacock, "Dragon Warrior", THAT, WASTE OF AN EGG, TOOK MY FAMILY FROM ME?! They ended up being among the killed?! And you DARE expect me to forgive that, JUST because he NOW desides to turn against abunch of Demon Worshippers? And not even you can change that. And don't think the fact that you saved this village from the wrath of that lunitic Kai while I was away on trade business, is gonna change anything."
 * Po: "Look, I get it! Losing your family is the hardest thing ever for you. Everyone gets and sympathies with you! But the Shen who done it was already long gone now! The real Shen was the one his parents raised, not the one Mang created. You all were more the victims of Mang then Shen, and even then, Mang himself was corrupted by Malefor, so your his victims!"
 * Shi-Te: "Well excuse ME if it's more easier to blame the bird who ACTSELLY did it then to blame a five-headed snake and a disgraced purpler dragon who WEREN'T present at the time?!"
 * Po: "True, but they pulled the strings! Malefor corrupted Mang, and being his expsy, he corrupted Shen and several others! It's corruption as a whole who's to blame!"
 * Shi-Te: "Well I can't physically call out an ABSTRACT CONSPECT, CAN I?!"
 * Li Shan: Shi-Te, listen, I understand what you're going through. He killed my wife and some of my family too. But he came here for an act of repentance. He needs to do this, and you're making it extremely difficult for him. So, I am asking you this as your master... In the darkest part of your heart... Can you give him one chance to redeem himself?
 * Cynder: "And remember that your only an adviser. Not the leader."
 * Shi-Te: "(Growls), OK, OK?! FINE?! I won't kick out the bird..... YET! I'll let this feathered slaughterhouse stay under ONE condition! NO, NEW TROUBLE?! I won't care if it was YOUR fault or not! If it has ANY form of having to do with YOU being here, then I'll sentence you to be banished here, FOR A THOUNDSON YEARS, OR LIFE?!.... Which ever ends first. And YOU, Po. Because you and your friends brought him here, the same WILL imply to you and them as well! Do you accept the terms? Refuseful would mean you have to get out!"
 * Li Shan: Shi-Te, have a sense of honor and know your place! You have a lot of nerve threatening to banish your own master's son like that! He saved us from danger and helped us see our ancient talent of chi! I could easily fire you for something like that! Not to mention you don't have the power to banish people! Only I'm allowed to do that.
 * Shi-Te: Democracy exercise, who suggests this deal proceed as planned? (All the pandas raise their hands)... Who suggests we don't?... Well, then the motion passes!
 * Li Shan: Oh, you ALWAYS pull that one off!
 * Shi-Te: The pandas have spoken, Shan! You dare go against them?
 * Icky: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO GO AGAINST, S***-FACE! (Tigress stops him)
 * Tigress: No, Icky! It's for the best. It would be unwise to force this out on these good people. They are just not ready to trust Shen at the moment, and that's what we came here to do.
 * Shi-Te: Then I take it you'll accept the terms?
 * Tigress: "You will have our word that Shen's time here will be far more peaceful then the old village."
 * Po: "Yeah. I bet my Hero's Chi on it."
 * Li Shan: "Thank you for at least trying, Shi-Te... Though barely. I promise you won't be even mildly disappointed."
 * Li Shan leaves to instruct the pandas to prepare a feast.
 * Shi-Te confronts Po face to face.
 * Shi-Te: "Your lucky your dad is such a weak-willed soft-heart, Po. Otherwise, I would've been able to banish you and the Peacock in a heart-beat, with little to no second thoughts, had I, been sole leader. But make no mistake. If anything happens during your stay.... I'll gladly point fingers to a certain angry bird, and I'll make sure, even your dad, can't say no to me then! I'll be watching.... Like, a, HAWK?! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?! CAAAAAAAA- (Coughs), Oh, ugh.... That ruined the moment right there."
 * Shi-Te turned and left, but not without briefly turning around and looking at Shen and mouthing "Like a Hawk", before accsidently tripping over a rock and falling face first into a swimming hole!
 * Shi-Te: "..... Nobody saw that, right?"
 * Po: "..... Wow.... He was like me if I had Makunga's "Charming" personality.... And an admitingly kick-ass Goatee."
 * Icky: Jeez, what a jerk! He turns his own people against his own master like that? Why would a jerk like him be your father's advisor?
 * Po: Dad told me the full story behind that. Because his family was good friends with his. And so, my father says he owes it to them to watch over their last descendant.
 * Icky: Well, for what it's worth, I hope that bastard gets fired.
 * Tigress: Let's not make the situation worse. We've just got to accept this deal like all the rest.
 * Mantis:... Wait? Where's Shen?
 * Cynder was comferting a still crying Shen.
 * Icky: (The others arrived) "Aw gees, Shen. I am not used to you crying like that.... Or at all."
 * Iago: "We had seen him cry before."
 * Icky: "Yeah, but the closest I seen him being like that was when he was gonna lose Celestia or Kairi, or when Fluttershy snapped at him over Zgork's issues and had the rest of us turn on him."
 * Lord Shen: *Sniffs*... What kind of MONSTER does he think he is? Why would someone like him EVER be an advisor to a leader of a village?
 * Po: Well, his family was friends with my father's family, so yeah, you're basically stuck with a single chance of redemption and the threat of all of us being banished.
 * Lord Shen: WHA...?!? SINCE WHEN DOES THAT ASSHOLE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BANISH SOMEONE?!? Isn't your father the only one who can-
 * Fidget: The guy pulled a democratic notion on him and now the pandas of this place want this and support his decision. Even Po's father can't ignore that.
 * Lord Shen:... (Shrugs) That's it! I'm leaving! I'm not going through with this if someone who isn't suppose to have that much power can turn the entire village is against me!
 * Viper: And where exactly are you going to go? We have the only way back to the Dragon Realms, remember?
 * Cynder: And we had a deal, Shen! You agreed to do this, and I will not let you back down on that agreement. I don't care what it takes, you are going to go through with this, or get banished trying! Think about Kairi. She wouldn't let you give up so easily either.
 * Lord Shen:... (Sighs) Fine! But if I DO get banished, and the panda has to say goodbye to his father forever, then I am blaming you!
 * Po: You just need to prove Shi-Te wrong, Shen! If you can help us save the UUniverses for at least 6 years, you can certainly do it.
 * Lord Shen: And what in the name of Gongmen am I supposed to do to win that fat stubborn jerk's trust?
 * Po: Simple... I am going to teach you how to use chi.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Me? Learning Chi? Panda, I admire the offer, but, outside of the peacock family's skill with blades, we're not really masterful enough to be considered the kind of Kung Fu Masters to be able to weild something like that!"
 * Po: "Well, true, but you don't have to be like those kind of masters.... You just need to be you."
 * Lord Shen: "...... That, doesn't make sense."
 * Po: You'll understand eventually. Now stop being such a wet blanket and show Shi-Te you can do better.
 * Lord Shen: I don't know if I can, he's probably going to give me a hard time.
 * Po: Dude, you wanna give that Shi-Te guy the satisfaction of knowing you turned coward to his threats?
 * Lord Shen:...Well, no.
 * Po: You wanna let all of China get word of the rumor that some prejudicial fatass drove off one of the most ruthless Shell Lodgers of all time, ESPECIALLY when that prejudicial fatass is someone you wronged?!?
 * Lord Shen: No!
 * Po: ARE YOU GOING TO BE THAT GUY'S CRYING OLD BIIIITCH?!?
 * Lord Shen: NO! What the f*** am I crying about? I can do this! I didn't travel all these miles just to be back-sassed by some fat jerk with poop on his face!
 * Icky: Aw, s***, I was waiting for a moment to make a joke like that!
 * Tigress: Glad you didn't, otherwise I'd have to introduce you to the pond again.
 * Lord Shen:...So, Panda, where do I begin?
 * Po: "Well first, you have to understand one impourent question..... Who are you?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... I'm, the son of the original rulers of the city of Gongmen."
 * Po: "That's suppose to be like, who you really are inside of that."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Oh good devines I need ALOT fo work!"
 * Icky: You think?

Chapter 3: Beginning of Redemption/The Power of Chi
​Meanwhile, back at the Ant Mound... Panda Village. Li Shan's Home Elsewhere in the Panda Village. Shi-Te's House Back to where Shen was meditating. A Desistated crop. KFP-Animated Flashback Present KFP-Animated Flashback Present
 * Ants are seen building weapons to use for a grand attack.
 * Working with them is a Monk-like Hercules beetle with Chinese word tattoos on his wing case.
 * ???: "Pan Zing."
 * The Hercules Beetle, Pan Zing, turns around to see the same siluette of the figure standing on a platform. The figure reveils herself to be an ant queen. The queen moved in a surprisingly moble haste as she leaped up in the air and triple flipped aross the area and landed next to Pan in a dramatic fastion.
 * Pan Zing bowed.
 * Pan Zing: "Ahhh, as graceful and beautiful as ever, your highness Ta Cha. Any word from the mistress?"
 * Ta Cha: "That's why I am here, Pan darling. The Mistress has made her orders known. Our forces are to take over Gongmen city and capture Masters Croc, Ox, Bear, and Chicken, headmastered by Chao during a huge kung-fu meeting. Then we are to go after the rest of the Kung Fu Masters. Think a former member of the beetle monks can handle that?"
 * Pan Zing: "I have face great oppendents before, my queen. I fear not those that stand in the way of the interests of the mistress."
 * Ta Cha: "Good. We are to meet with her and her bird friends soon at the outskirts of Gongmen at midnight..... Then.... We begin our advance at dawn. Those kung fu masters are but practice our real oppenents."
 * Pan Zing: "Indeed. I will meet you there soon, your elegence."
 * Ta Cha: "Oh Pan, you flatteror."
 * Ta Cha flew up into the air and left.
 * Lord Shen: Okay, so how does this chi thing work when all I have to do is 'be me'? Isn't that like telling a fish to swim and not walk?
 * Po: Trust me, it's hard to get, but it's true. You need to look deep within yourself and see the life force within, and believe in yourself enough to manifest it. It's how all us Chinese warriors use chi these days.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, yeah, because I haven't heard the word 'believe, believe, believe' before. God, it's heard so often, I've started making a mental list of how many times I've heard it.
 * Icky: That's what I do when I hear heroic and villainous speeches. We hear those very often, too. We've been at this for so long, I'm sure the rest of us have formed this damn habit.
 * Po:...Well...my point is that if you're going to prove to Shi-Te that you're on the up-and-uppityness, you need to prove that you can use chi perfectly and responsibly.
 * Lord Shen: And what exactly is that supposed to accomplish?
 * Po: The pandas here, ever since they manifested chi thanks to my help, have grown a culture based upon chi. They view chi as a sign of enlightenment and strength. Like what Oogway believed in.
 * Icky:... One thing that bugs me about his past with Kai and the pandas... Kai was in the spirit realm for 500 years... So... How old was Oogway when that happened? Was he REALLY that capable of living for centuries?
 * Po: You'd be surprised what Chi can do, especially when he developed the Hero's Chi with that experience, and used it to defeat Ke-Pa and then pass it down to me. That, and he was a galopigos torturse. They tend to be around for A LONG time. And ever since I found out his experience with it and the pandas being good chi-masters, I can see why he would pass the Hero's Chi to me instead of Shifu.
 * Lord Shen: So he made you the Chi barer out of being grateful to the Pandas who saved his life after an ambush? And ignoring the fact you were VERY different from those Pandas?
 * Po: "Well, those Pandas were pretty much my ansisters in a way, but, considering I used to be kind of a dope, I see why everyone sort've doubted me before. It, didn't help the modern desendents of those Pandas have grown to forget about the use of Chi."
 * Icky: "Thing is.... This kinda brings a huge plothole in the KFP francise. If the Pandas lived in the Mountains 500 some years ago prior to the events of the movies, then what drove the Pandas to live closer to that forest by Gongmen in the first place? WHY would they even leave the mountains? WHAT drove them to leave the mountains?"
 * Po: Must've willingly went there to find better pastures and spread their grand legacy across China. Either that, or it was different mountains from these.
 * Icky: So Oogway lived 500 years ago to teach pandas how to harness this natural ability with his former brother-in-arms, and they seemed to forget about it as the centuries passed? Why didn't he help keep the legacy alive?
 * Iago: He must've been very busy.
 * Cynder: For 500 years?
 * Iago: Yeah, even a Kung Fu master needs to do some work like...you know...getting a permit and s***!
 * Mantis:...It still makes no sense when you think about it.
 * Lord Shen:...So how is this learning of chi going to help me redeem myself?
 * Icky: "Wasn't it already mentioned that Chi is impourent to the Pandas?"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, but, I meant outside of that!"
 * Po: Well, you see, when learning about the chi pandas' history...
 * Monkey: Thanks for studying something for once.
 * Po: You're welcome. Anyway, after learning about it, I found out that pandas had viewed masters of chi with a code of honor as a sign that their legacy is starting to be recognized and will spread quickly. They come to respect users of chi. However, some that use it for evil like Kai, they view...not so well. Chi is a power that can corrupt rather easily because it gives people amazing abilities and strength beyond all others. They respect masters that look over anything personal with this chi because they view it as a sign of strength and courage. If you can learn how to use chi, and use it for the greater good, the pandas will get to trust you a little more...I think.
 * Lord Shen: What do you mean 'you think'?
 * Po: I can't promise if this will work the way I described it. Especially on someone as rotten as Shi-Te. But we need to try.
 * Lord Shen: I don't know if I can learn to use chi responsibly. Cobra won me over because he knew I wanted more than to rule Gongmen City, and introduced me to the hidden dark power within the fireworks the peacocks invented. What if...this happens again with the chi? What if I get tempted with this chi just like Kai?
 * Po: Kairi told you better than that, Shen. You learned a valuable lesson about being responsible with what you discovered. It's why you decreed that your cannons be used sparingly or as a last resort when you first joined.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, but chi could be more powerful than my cannons could ever be. Power like my former position as ruler of Gongmen and the dark power of the fireworks corrupt, but absolute power like chi corrupts absolutely. I fear that I will fall down the same-
 * Icky: Shen, dude, you are overreacting. You know not to be tempted by absolute power, you sure as f*** can't fall for the same trick again. You only go tempted because Cobra made you that way. Imagine if he WASN'T around? Would you have fallen for that dark power in the first place?
 * Lord Shen:...Are you speaking in terms of my original villain role, or-
 * Icky: The role in this series, duh. I mean, you did know of Kairi before you were banished, didn't you?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, but only because I heard about her birth. My parents never introduced me to her because they had a lot of summits and a lot of work. Regardless, even if I had discovered the dark power on my own, in terms of this lore, I wouldn't have thrown my whole life away because of a thirst for something more.
 * Icky: "Exactl-"
 * Lord Shen: "But that's the issue! To the Kung Fu Panda Francise, that's not canon! I'm suppose to be a self-corrupted twat driven by a selfish desire for power!"
 * Icky: "Well, that same canon also said your suppose to be a stiff by this point of time, but your fine."
 * Iago: "That same canon also said that Fu-Xi's hopelessly deludional, but he's actselly more of a hero here... Still loopy, but he's not villaious about it."
 * Mantis: "The majority of the characters of KFP are doing the oppiste of what canon said. Heck, even Oogway. In the 3rd film, he said he never tried to go back to the mortal realm, yet he shows up with Mufasa ALL the time to help us out! Heck, the episode where we dealt with Junjie posing as his ghost proves he was capable of it!"
 * Po: "He could meant he never tried it to stay BACK in the mortal realm."
 * Mantis: "Perhaps. Not to mention that contuarary of what I said in the past, I am TERRAFIVED of females of my own speices!"
 * Monkey: "But why were you in love with Hao from that one episode of Legends of Awesomeness?"
 * Mantis: "Hao was a soytarian."
 * Icky: "You mean she eats nothing but bean byproducts? And yet she's considered attractive?"
 * Mantis: "(Stares blankly annoyed).... It's not the beans that make you toot, moron."
 * Icky: "Wait, Soybeans don't make you toot?"
 * Mantis: "Your thinking of baked beans."
 * Icky: "I just figured that all beans make ya toot."
 * Po: Actually, it's caused by fermentation of polysaccharides, something that not all beans do.
 * Lord Shen:...Of course the gluttonous panda would know something like that.
 * Po: Besides, we're losing focus. You just need something to motivate you to use the chi. So, what better way to do that than with me? The one who recently defeated a chi-sucking clown?
 * Lord Shen: With help from your panda friends.
 * Po: Yeah, but I still beat him. So, are you ready, Shen?
 * Lord Shen: Ready when you are.
 * Po: "Ok, firstly, you need to start with something simple. (Gets to a flower). Make, a flower bloom. (Po used his Chi to make aflower bloom)."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Making a flower bloom? That's all? I kinda figured it was something that was gonna be more difficult."
 * Po: Making a flower bloom is basically the smallest and easiest chi technique you can perform. It doesn't require that much. It just needs heart and determination.
 * Lord Shen:...If you say so....(Closes his eyes, and tries to make the flower bloom, but he is hardly able to do it)...Okay, this chi thing is as complicated as Sudoku.
 * Po: It takes time. It won't take that long to learn a simple chi ability.
 * Lord Shen: Easy for you to say, you're a panda, a species that actually MASTERS the damn energy.
 * Po: Yeah, but I'm sure pandas before me have taught this energy to others, including Oogway and Kai. Chi seems to get around like wildfire. We practically discovered the stuff.
 * Lord Shen: So what would you say I need in order to make even a simple act of making a flower bloom?
 * Po: I'd say some training. You need to look deeper into your mind in order to figure this all out.
 * Icky: So what, you're going to enter his mind all chi-like?
 * Po: Are you kidding? Chi may be powerful, but it's not THAT level of powerful.
 * Icky: But...isn't chi, like, some kind of life force energy? Wouldn't it-
 * Lord Shen: If you think chi is like the ki in Dragon Ball Z, then you must be as stupid as the panda! Chi is not at that level in this world, and it works far differently. It can allow us to do many things, and from what I heard, requires vigor, courage, and being in one's true mind. I'm vigorous and courageous, but even with Kung Fu skills, I have yet to 'be in my true mind'.
 * Po: That's what I've been saying, Shen! You need to be in your true mind in order to manifest chi. The reason you could almost make that flower bloom was that you had 2/3 of the requirements. And what you require right now is the most important factor in using chi. It was hard for me to do that, even with inner peace which is kinda like being in one's true mind, but Shifu says it's ALMOST the same thing. It took me a while to get the chi thing complete. You just need to find your true mind like I did.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I've technically ALREADY found inner peace right after you defeated me. It's how Mang was never able to corrupt me another time. The pain and suffering I went through when I thought that Kairi, the only person I cared for like family, was gone for good, it was like my heart was torn out by Mang's evil tricks. But when I became determined to find her as soon as I found out she was still alive, I finally found inner peace. I was finally immune to Mang's corruption tricks, though it didn't stop certain things like...say...my manifested darkness taking me over and destroying Time Square. I could see the error of my ways. But sorry to say, that inner peace indeed isn't enough to control chi.
 * Po: Which is why I'm going to help you go deeper than inner peace.
 * Boss Wolf: Like what, quantum-peace?
 * Icky: Is that real, or are you just making that up?
 * Boss Wolf: Would it matter if I didn't?
 * Lord Shen: Believe me, panda, I meditated ever since I discovered inner peace just to go a lot deeper, maybe even find much more peace so I can wipe out all the darkness Mang inflicted on me! Hell, I tried one of those existing chi practices such as feng shui, qigong, and hell even acupuncture, as UNBELIEVABLY painful as it was. Nothing.
 * Po: Maybe it's the darkness that's the problem. If you just needed to calm yourself deeper and avoid any anger issues, isolate yourself from any stressful situations like Shi-Te. If that doesn't help, I don't know what will.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, I'll see if I can do that. (Gets into a meditating position.)"
 * Icky: "So..... Would you, like alittle privatcy or-?"
 * Iago: Oh, who CAN meditate when there's constant noise? Let's get moving. I mean, it's not like he's going to be going anywhere for a while.
 * Tigress: (As they left) That better not be a jinx, Iago.
 * Iago: It better f****** not!
 * Lord Shen:... (Takes deep breath as Shi-Te watched this from a balcony, scoffing and left)
 * Shi-Te: You still think bringing him here was a good idea, Shan?
 * Li Shan: Of course. I brought him here for the greater good! He had to do this because he needs to completely atone for his sins.
 * Shi-Te: HAH! I bet he's bound to do something stupid later on.
 * Li Shan: Well, you didn't exactly role out the welcome wagon yourself, Shi-Te! You undermined my authority by throwing a democratic notion WITHOUT my permission. I would've decided that on my own, and you didn't need to rush that and make yourself look like a jerk in front of my son and his friends. Also, do you really think that the people of this village will let my son get banished after what he did for us? I bet by now, they'll realize that you really ARE the outcast of this village.
 * Shi-Te: I was just trying to make a point here, Shan. I saved you the trouble of the democratic notion.
 * Li Shan: Yet you needed permission from me first. Even then, I would've said no because you have no authority here, Shi-Te! You may be a friend of my family, but I do NOT tolerate you challenging my authority. So next time you decide to do something stupid, then I advise you leave it to me! And I'm sure the people would like it that way.
 * Shi-Te: Oh, we'll see about that, now won't we? I don't trust that peacock with this village. Why, I bet he's going to be tempted by the chi we have the same way that Kai person was.
 * Li Shan: But that cobra isn't around to let history repeat itself so easily. You are clearly underestimating Shen's potential. If he was truly here to harm us, he wouldn't have come with friends. I must calmly advise you to not give Shen a hard time during this whole repentance deal. If this does escalate because of you, then I'm afraid I might have to suspend you... Or worse. I may have no choice but to fire you as my trusted advisor.
 * Shi-Te: Oh, you'll need me, Shan. I'm only making sure this 'repentance' proceeds as planned. But the people have still spoken, and have agreed to the terms of this deal, and so it still passes. If Shen screws up, then he and his friends are never to return!
 * Li Shan: But even THEY have their sense of morality, Shi-Te! Eventually they'll realize that this deal isn't worth complete acknowledgment, and will demand that my son and his friends not be banished regardless of who you blame. They brought him here because they want Shen to do what he's been waiting for since he reformed. And if you can't see that, then perhaps you don't really deserve to be my advisor.
 * Shi-Te: You'll surely eat those words by the end of this repentance deal! I know exactly what I am doing here. Good day. (Leaves)
 * Li Shan:... (Sighs)... What am I gonna do with him?
 * Icky: "So while we'll give Shen some space, how's about we get to know the locals more?"
 * Po: Well, I don't necessarily see why not. The people here are good enough to introduce.
 * Tigress: I suspect that the people here might not be fully agreeing to the terms of this deal. Shi-Te wants to banish all of us from this place after all we did for them.
 * ???: You bet your tail we are against that! (Two pandas arrived)
 * Po: Dim! Sum! Nice to see you two again.
 * Dim: "Same here, Po!"
 * Sum: "And what a great oppertunity to get to know the five more and..... Two naked birds, a non-chinese dragon and a weirdly dressed bat."
 * Fidget:...Who exactly are these guys?
 * Po: Oh, these are my cousins, Dim and Sum.
 * Icky: Oh, way to 'Sum' it up, Po. I bet they're often rather 'Dim'. (A rimshot was heard as he laughed and Tigress face-palmed herself)
 * Tigress:... I can see why you and Bagheera hardly have a sense of humor, Cynder.
 * Cynder: Yeah. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes it's uncalled for.
 * Sum: Oh, it's okay. It's not the first time our names were made into puns. Shi-Te did the same thing one time.
 * Dim: Speaking of which, you're right that we're against what Shi-Te was doing. Even when we voted that the deal go straight, we knew it was going to affect you guys and us. We've been hearing people here talk about what Shi-Te was thinking, and they're considering protesting to make sure you guys remain allowed to be here.
 * Sum: After all, you guys brought him here for a reason, and they already knew that Shen was coming. They just agreed to Shi-Te for the redemption, and not for the rest. Also, we only agreed to that deal at all was because... Well, corruption is unpredictable, but trust me when I say that if the Dragon Warrior/Warrior of Black-N-White trusts Shen, then we trust him.
 * Icky:... So... When exactly are these guys going to protest?
 * Dim: They're about to start, actually. In fact, some pandas were so mad at Shi-Te's words, they've started chucking a lot of crap at his home. (A shatter was heard)
 * Shi-Te: (From distance) MY FAMILY VASE!!!
 * Fidget:... Uh-oh.
 * Crane: Oh, dear, that can't sound good. I mean, I'm glad the Pandas are considerate to Shen's true meaning for redemption, but this is only gonna further demonise Shen to Shi-Te!
 * Mantis: "Not to mention that this will COUNT as new trouble concerning Shen's stay!"
 * Cynder: We'd better calm everyone down and make sure this doesn't escalate!
 * Monkey: Exactly! The last thing we need out of this repentance deal is an angry mob of pandas hurting someone who, while a prejudicial jerk, is still worth protecting.
 * Po: Let's go! (They head out)
 * Shi-Te: (Pandas were forming a mob outside his house and throwing props at it, and Shi-Te came out through a window) EVERYONE CALM DOWN, WILL YOU?!? I WILL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU- YAAH! (He shuts his blinds as a vase shattered on impact) Thank goodness kitchen sinks don't exist here yet.... Along with proper plumbing, appearently. But still. I bet this has something to do with the Peacock!? Are these people really that caring for the guy who took our old home frome us!? If that Peacock thought I was rough before, then wait until- (SCREAMS as he ducks, just in time as a jaded dragon statue crashed through the wall and smashed down his fine china and valuable irrepleaceables, and almost caused a small urn with a lid to fall!) EEK!? MY GRANDMA'S ASHES!? (Grabs the urn) I can't afford to let this get destroyed by mob mentality?!
 * Shi-Te makes his retreat as suddenly, a rock was tossed in, Shi-Te tripped on it and during his fall, the urn was senting flying, lid struggling to stay close!
 * Shi-Te: "GRANDMA?!" (He jumped for it in slow motion, and actually caught it)... Whew! For a second, I thought she was a gon- (The Lodgers came in)
 * Po: Shi-Te! (Shi-Te drops the urn in surprise as it shatters)...
 * Shi-Te:... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Cries loudly)
 * Icky:... Personally, I like seeing him cry, but for the sake of being better than that, I'll not laugh at his misery.
 * Tigress: Good, because I would've started soaking your head again.
 * Shi-Te: YOU IMBECILES MADE ME DROP THE URN THAT HAD MY GRANDMOTHER'S ASHES!!! THAT'S IT!! YOU'RE FINISHED!!! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY VILLAGE!!
 * Mantis: Uh, no! Because of that mob outside, you can't tell us what to do anymore. If even Li Shan found out you tried to banish us because of some stupid urn-
 * Shi-Te: (Smacks Mantis to a wall) HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT URN STUPID?!? THAT URN CONTAINED MY GRANDMOTHER'S ASHES!!!
 * Mantis: "(Pained) Ok, admitingly, I made a bad call there."
 * Shi-Te: IT WAS THE LAST THING I HAD LEFT TO REMIND ME OF MY FAMILY!!! GET OUT OF MY VILLAGE, NOW!!!
 * Po:... Alright, listen here, s***-face! WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! If you continue to do this, we will tell father about this unethical banishment, and you will be fired.
 * Shi-Te: NOT IF I KICK YOU OUT PRIVATELY!! IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYONE ELSE WHO KNOWS ABOUT THIS!!
 * Panda #1: (Outside) WE CAN HEAR YOUR SCREAMS, YOU KNOW!! OUR EARS MAY BE TINY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T HEAR GOOD?!
 * Panda #2: HE'S BANISHING THE LODGERS AND OUR SAVIOR!!! F*** HIM UP!! (The pandas end up breaking in and head straight for Shi-Te, who screams like a girl until the Lodgers defend him)
 * Icky: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP TRYING TO BEAT UP SHI-TE!!! (The pandas stop)...Alright, this is bulls***! Alright, you all are not making it easy for Shi-Te!
 * Mantis: (After recovering) Yeah, the guy lost all his family belongings thanks to you....well, and us, but the point is that violence is never the answer.
 * Po: So PLEEEEEEEASE don't make it anymore harder for Shi-Te! He made a mistake because he can't help being prejudicial.
 * Panda #3: HE THREATENED TO BANISH YOU, THE ONE WHO TAUGHT US CHI AND KUNG FU!!!
 * Po: Because we brought Shen here. Yes it was thoughtless, yes it was stupid, but can you really blame him? Has he ever made any rash choices before?
 * Pandas: YES!!!
 * Po: Okay, okay, but should this one be any different?
 * Fidget: I'm pretty sure yes. Banishing their savior might just be much worse than what he might've done in the past.
 * Po: (Sighs) Guys, I taught you Kung Fu so you can use it for good, not for situations like this! I taught you all better than that! So may I ask that you refrain from making the situation worse with your attempted violence? (The pandas paused, and just walked off)
 * Shi-Te:...You...you saved me?
 * Icky: Yeah, dude. You may be a douche, but you're a douche not worth being punished with a fat lip.
 * Po:...So, I take it you'll agree not to banish us if this fails? In fact, you might already know the terms of this. If Shen fails, he doesn't come back. If he doesn't fail, then you-
 * Icky: You admit publicly that you're a douche bag...IN FRONT OF THE F****** KIDS!
 * Cynder: WHOA, ICKSTER, THAT'S REALLY PUSHING IT TOO FAR!!!
 * Icky: Okay, then how about a big fat jerkoff?
 * Cynder: How about an apology AND an unrelenting acceptance that Shen has changed, and is always welcome to this village?
 * Icky: I still say he embarrasses himself in front of the pandas!
 * Tigress:...May I-
 * Cynder: Yes, you certainly can!
 * Icky: What are you- (Tigress grabbed Icky by the beak, and took him out as gurgles and splashes were heard outside)
 * Po:...So...will you accept the new terms of this deal, Shi-Te? It would be a wise choice to make if you don't want these pandas at your throat again.
 * Shi-Te: "..... Ok, ok, FINE! We'll do it THAT way, but PURELY out of proving that I can be grateful. If this fails, I still want that Peacock out of here, no ifs, ands, or buts!"
 * Iago: "In your cause, it's a pretty big "butt"."
 * Shi-Te: "..... I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Now, please get out of my house."
 * Viper: "You sure you don't want us to help fix up?"
 * Shi-Te: "I'm kinda in a negitive position with you people at the moment, even IF you just saved me from a beating akin to my teenage life, I kinda want to be alone here."
 * Icky: "Ok ok, we get it, your not thrilled about us either."
 * Po: "Ok Mr. Shi-Te. We'll, let everyone know you changed the deal."
 * The Group left.
 * Shi-Te began cleaning up his grandmother's ashes and placed them in a bowl, one of the only things that survived.
 * Shi-Te: "Ugh.... Even with my hard-earn money from being respondsable of many trades with other mountain villages, this will take forever to fix."
 * Shen was still meditating.
 * Shen: "(Quietly) Inner-peace..... Inner-Peace." (Po was heard falling and splashing)... (Sighs)... Inner peace...
 * Po: Hey Shen! Good news! We got Shi-Te to agree to not banish us.
 * Mantis: But the guy still isn't going to let you off the hook if you fail.
 * Fidget: It was hard considering the angry mob of pandas that were trying to beat up Shi-Te.
 * Lord Shen: What?
 * Fidget: Yeah, they were totally against us being banished if you failed. So we called them off, handled the whole situation, and now, we're spared.
 * Lord Shen:... So... Shi-Te was almost beaten up? Well, aside from needless violence, it's great to know the Pandas aren't THAT obedient to that ingrate. Now I can't worry about anything knowing that the pandas consider me worth it after all.
 * Crane: Don't over-read it, Shen. Just because they don't gate you, doesn't mean they don't worry about you, reverting back to evil. They're still a little skeptical because they still believe corruption is unavoidable, especially since you're learning chi. Chi can be a factor in corruption. Kai, was pretty big proof of that.
 * Lord Shen: Well now you know why I myself am concern about this!
 * Po:... Speaking of chi, how have you been doing with that?
 * Lord Shen: Just fine. I... Wait, where's the tiger and the prehistoric one?
 * Icky: (He and Tigress arrived as Icky coughed hard as his head was wet again) FOR GOD'S SAKES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO NEARLY DROWN ME TO DEATH, I WAS GONNA HAVE A GODDAMN HEART ATTACK!!! I SWEAR, IF YOU WEREN'T BIGGER AND TOUGHER THAN ME, AND HAD YOU NOT BEEN BORN WITH AN ABILITY TO MAKE BABIES, GIVE OR TAKE ON HAD YOU NOT BEEN A KUNG-FU MASTER, THEN I WOULD SLAP YOU ACROSS YOUR PRETTY STRIPED FACE!!!
 * Tigress: Too bad, you can't. Get used to it.
 * Lord Shen:... Anyway, I'm doing just fine with my meditating. I'm starting to feel a lot more at peace than ever.
 * Po: Well, then, let's try and do the flower test again.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I still don't have tremenduus faith in myself, but, well, it never hurts to try."
 * Po: Okay, then. (Got out the pot with the flower, and Lord Shen concentrates as best as he can)
 * Lord Shen:...("Inner peace...")...(He actually manages to make the flower bloom)...Whew!...(Sees he did it)...Hey, that actually worked.
 * Po:...You're ready!
 * Lord Shen: Really?
 * Po: Yes. Let's just hope that what the pandas think of you is wrong, and you don't end up like Kai. Chi is something that should be used responsibly like Kung Fu. You need to use it to the best of it's ability. If you look even deeper in yourself, you'll learn to use more of it's power.
 * Lord Shen: Hopefully I will, and I'll prove that fatass Shi-Te wrong. Now let's get this over with. Where do I begin with my greater chi training?
 * Li Shan: "(Walks in) It's funny you mentioned that."
 * Li Shan: "This area was once a beautiful and luctious wheat crop. And the epicenter of the many trades our village makes."
 * Icky: "Uh, question? Isn't being called "Secret Panda Village" suppose to mean that nobody knows about this place?"
 * Li Shan: "Don't get me wrong, it still justifys the secret name because our village is not reckindised by offitcal imperial maps or map makers. We're, not that big of a secret to trusted friends.... Or smart enough enemies. And sadly, the Locust Bandits of Sin Su Mu are among them. At least, mainly because they follow their sense of smell very well... And they LOVE crops! And you can clearly see what happens after they enjoy themselves too much."
 * Mantis: "Ugh, I know those jerks! I always have to chase them off every cropfields in the valley! Those guys are ANNOYING to deal with everytime!"
 * Li Shan: "And our new wheat shipments are expected by the start of next week. And it doesn't look like our crops will recover on their own.... I figured that, you can used your chi to give them some exselerated help."
 * Lord Shen: "Wait, but, aren't you guys already capable to do that on your own?"
 * Li Shan: "We are, but.... Some of our farmers were away when Po first came here, so... They've yet to learn it themselves."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ok, (sighs), I'll, see what I can do. But don't be too disappointed if I can't make the crops recover quickly."
 * Icky: "Wait, but, won't restoring the crops end up attracting back those Locust fucktards to ruin again?"
 * Monkey: Well, that's where we come in, of course. Mantis, you handle those locusts very well. In fact, you have a lot of insect enemies, right? There's Ta Cha Ant the Warmongering Army Ant Queen, Pan Zing the Hercules Beetle, Scing Wa Zhu the Conquering Hornet Queen, Ztang Ja Wun the Mongolian Bee Thief Queen, the Emerald Beetle Bandit who was responsible for spreading his legacy across other continents of this world, Saku Su the kunoichi butterfly thief, and the Midnight Moth Thief Clan.
 * Mantis: Actually, I have two MAJOR enemies. Those others I've dealt with a few times, but two of them I've dealt with PLENTY of times. Those two enemies are Ta Cha and Pan Zing. Scing was the third most often-occurring enemy, Ztang I only dealt with once even though she was a serious threat, but as a Mongolian carpenter bee, she only does her crimes of stealing honey in her home land. The Emerald Beetle Bandit has been in prison for years, Saku Su, despite seducing me with her chi charming techniques, has been exiled to Japan, and the Midnight Moth Clan is being handled well by other Kung Fu legends. Ta Cha and Pan Zing are the only two that have done the most against me than any of them, INCLUDING the Sin Su Mu Bandits. Those two have KILLED some of the Sin Su Mu's members by the hundreds.
 * Icky: "And who's exactly Pan Zing?"
 * Mantis: "Once.... An Honorable member of the Chi Monk Beetles. A Hercules Beetle."
 * Icky: "Why once?"
 * Mantis: ".... Tragity."
 * (Mantis): "A Jackel Bandit raid destroyed Pan's village and slaughtered a majority of the inhapidence.... Including Pan's wife and children. It happened while Pan was away in the Chi Monk temple. When he finally got word..... Pan was desistated."
 * Pan Zing screamed as he stood in sorrow of his destroyed village.
 * (Mantis): "In his sorrow and uncontroled emotion, he soughted to destroy the jackel bandits for what they did.... And like Kai.... He made the mistake of using Chi to do it."
 * Pan Zing was seen taking away the chi of the Jackel Bandits and in simular fastion to Kai, turned them into Jade stones.
 * (Mantis): "Pan declaired war on villainy, and used an army of Jombies made of his victims to attack every criminal in china! From the Mighty Warlord.... To even so much as a petty bread thief."
 * A Gorrila Warlord was over-wealmed by Jombies, while a cowerdly weasel bread-thief was cornered by Jombies.
 * (Mantis): "All, met the same fate."
 * Pan Zing took the chi of the two and turned them into Jombies.
 * (Mantis): "As understanding of the fallen monk's tragity as they were, the Chi Monk Beetles and Oogway, knew he had to be stopped, for they knew his misuse of chi would corrupt him to start targeting the innosent in a deludional quest to maintain his idea of order. But Pan was not an easy challnage. He was a powerful master capable to use chi to stomp into the ground and cause controlled earthquakes!"
 * Pan Zing did exactly that, proveing to be a chalnage to even Oogway!
 * (Mantis): But in the end, it was Oogway who rose triumphant. He exiled him from both the Chi Monks and his own hometown in disgrace. But not before Oogway took his chi abilities from him so he could no longer cause anymore damage. But even without chi, Pan was a master in Kung Fu, and was a challenge even to me.
 * Mantis: And worse, he did all he could to learn powerful Kung Fu techniques. But because of his criminal status, it was all but impossible. The only thing he could learn was the Lotus Clap, and even then, that was not very useful against masters like us.
 * Lord Shen:...What about Ta Cha?
 * Mantis: Oh, she's got a legacy as an ant queen who slaughtered dozens of ant colonies across China.
 * (Mantis): Her story started as a princess for her ant colony. She was destined to do great things. But that was when another army ant colony invaded. (An actual ant fight was seen)...And in the end, the other ant colony won, and killed the queen, stole all the food, and made slaves of the fallen kingdom, the princess included. It wasn't until Ta Cha learned powerful chi techniques that the enemy colony's queen was killed, and she named herself queen, making slaves of HER colony. Her mother finally avenged, she ended up declaring a war against other neighboring ant colonies, and also termites that wanted to take over. Ta Cha prevailed in every single attack, but at the cost of many lives. I was able to hold off some of her invasions, and despite her weight, she was still able to fight for herself. She knew the Pressure Tap of Gao Ming, which with a single tap, can attack all available pressure points and weaken the target instantly. This is how she was able to tackle larger foes. She was a challenge even for me. She attacked the Jade Palace once with her colony's enhanced teamwork and skills, but we still won regardless. I was always there to stop her when she was trying to attack a defenseless and innocent colony of insects.
 * Icky: "Yikes. Those two in particular sound like they make these Locust guys look like cheap thugs."
 * Crane: "Tecnecally, they are cheap thugs."
 * Icky: "I know but still. What about those other enemies of yours?"
 * Mantis: That's something I'll have to explain another time. Right now, it's time Shen did this chi test.
 * Lord Shen:...Okay...(He closed his eyes and concentrated)...("Inner peace...")...(He was only able to restore over 10 crops in the garden)...Huh?
 * Li Shan: Well, it's still a work in progress, but I guess it works very well. Do you have enough energy to do it again?
 * Lord Shen: Afraid not. This is pretty much the best I can do for the moment. Until I can train myself better, I think you need to watch out for those locusts.
 * Mantis: Yeah, no plague of locusts is going to go down here.
 * ???: OH, YEAH?!? (5 locusts appeared)
 * Mantis:...YOU CLEVER BASTARDS WERE WAITING FOR THIS TO HAPPEN?!?
 * Locust #1: Yeah, so suck it!
 * Mantis: You know we can't allow this!
 * Icky: Yeah, because there's several of us, and only five of you!
 * Mantis:...Did you even pay attention when I said 'plague of locusts'?
 * Icky:...I thought the clan was just comprised of a few members. I mean, didn't you kill a few of their members- (The locusts chirp loudly together as a swarm of locusts appeared from the bush)
 * Mantis:...You're not familiar with the reproduction rate of locusts, are you?
 * Tigress: THIS is why you need some tutelage from more than the metric system.
 * Icky: Oh, shut up!
 * Locust Leader: Ah, the Furious Five! It's been too long since I've seen you! And I see you brought friends...and I also see you replenished more food for us to steal!
 * Lord Shen: OVER MY DEAD BODY!!! I DARE YOU TO GET PAST US AND STEAL THESE CROPS FROM OUR COLD DEAD-
 * The Locusts brought out tiny but still deadly weapons!
 * Lord Shen: "..... LIKE, DEFEATED BODIES!?"
 * The Locust Leader laughed heartfully.
 * Locust Leader: "My gang's MORE then happy to oblige, peacock! CHARGE!?"
 * The Locusts charged!
 * Po: "PREPARE FOR BATTLE!?" (The locusts ended up using their weapons to stab the heroes repeatedly) OW! OW! OW! THIS IS MORE PAINFUL THAN ACUPUNCTURE!!!
 * Mantis: SIN SU, STOP!!
 * Locust Leader (Sin Su Mu): And who's gonna make me? I've been reproducing rapidly since we last fought. (The locusts were able to steal the grown crops despite the heroes' attempts to stop them, and they fell down defeated)
 * Mantis:...YOU THIEVING LITTLE JERK!!!
 * Po: WHY ARE YOU SO LIKE THIS?!?
 * Sin Su Mu: We're locusts. Fish gotta swim, crops gotta get eaten. Deal with it! THANKS FOR THE CROPS, LOSERS!!! (They took off laughing)
 * Li Shan:...Well...that went downhill fast.
 * Lord Shen:...And there's no doubt that they'll be back as soon as we restore this crop garden to full health!
 * Mantis: And with their increased numbers, I don't see how we're going to beat them as easily as we did before. Last time we fought him, he didn't have THAT many members.
 * Icky: Probably because you haven't seen the bastard in years! That gave him PLENTY of time to increase in numbers. With that, we're as useless to stop them as the Penguins are to stopping the Hornets.
 * Iago: (Sighs) If you guys only invented pesticides, this would be much more easier.
 * Lord Shen:...Can chi make crops...pest-proof?
 * Li Shan: From what we learned, yes. But it takes power worthy of Kai to reach that kind of capability. We have yet to reach that kind of level.
 * Po: And I am only HALF as strong as Kai with my chi abilities. These locusts are just going to keep coming back and stealing our crops unless we find a way to make them pest-proof.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Then maybe I can become powerful enough to make the crops pest-proof."
 * Po: "But that takes the kind of Oogway sytile enlightenment to even get that far."
 * Lord Shen: "True, but I wager that if I better understood who I am, then maybe I can make pest-proof crops. And I'll do it without the chi getting into my head."
 * Cynder: "I'm surprise your becoming more proactive in making amends, Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I guess it helped that Shi-Te has more or less relented on being rough on us. I need to further understand myself to have a greater chi ability. And to do that, I must relearn to what it is like to enjoy myself."
 * Po: "Then you came to the right Panda village for that."
 * Shi-Te was watching in secret....
 * Shi-Te: "..... Ok, outside of the locust bandits stealing our crops again, I'm surprise the Peacock was able to make at least a small percentice of them grow back.... But he still needs to prove himself. And I still need to judge fully."
 * Shi-Te left.
 * Boss Wolf: So...how long will gaining enough strength last?
 * Li Shan: I should say about a few days.
 * Boss Wolf: A FEW DAYS?!?
 * Lord Shen: It's okay. Nobody said this was going to be a quick process. I can wait a few days to get this over with.
 * Po: I certainly hope so. We can't take TOO long with this whole deal.
 * Li Shan: Now, then, it's best we got some shut-eye. We've got a big day ahead of us, and a lot of repentance for Shen to get through.
 * The group left.

Chapter 4: An Ant Apocalypse/The Sister of Boss Wolf
Dawn, the next day, Gongmen City. Gongmen Tower. This theme plays as Dai Shi deminstraights what the spear realy is as it changes to many different weapons, to the awe and shock of the trapped masters!
 * Master Chao, as well as Ox, Croc, Chicken and Bear were present.
 * Chao: "I'm glad all of you had came. Now, we are to discuss new irgent matters."
 * As Chao continued speaking, the camera pans over to outside the gates of the Gongmen palace, and shows Ta Cha and Pan Zing slowly walking torwords the gate.
 * The Antleope guards quickly held their ground against the two intruders.
 * Pan: "... Allow me to take care of these fools who stand in our way, your highness."
 * Ta Cha: "Oh Pan, your such a gentlemen."
 * The Antelope Guards charge!
 * Pan: (He crushes the earth beneath them as they fell and got injured)...(Chuckles)...
 * Master Chao: (They feel the tremors)...Oh, no! They're here already!
 * Ta Cha:...Uh...how do we get in?
 * Pan: Easy! (Smashes the door to pieces)...Like that! (They entered the courtyard)...Well, if it isn't Masters Chao, Ox, Croc, Chicken, and Bear! We have been looking for you- (Their dialogue could barely be heard by the Kung Fu Masters)
 * Chao:...YOU DO KNOW WE CAN'T HEAR YOU, RIGHT?!?
 * Pan:...I SAID, YOU ARE THE ONES WE'RE LOOK- (They could still not hear him)
 * Chao:...Oy! (They approached them closer)...Now I'm sure we can hear you, Pan Zing and Ta Cha Ant!
 * Chicken: Ba-gawk, I really wish I can squesh those jerks.
 * Bear: Yeah, I wish I could stomp on them, too, Chicken.
 * Ta Cha Ant: We have come for you all by order of our secret benefactor!
 * Chao: If you think we're going to be willing to surrender to whoever you're working for, then you are absolutely mistaken.
 * Pan: Oh, we didn't come to ask, Chao-Mein!
 * Croc: You think you are a match for us?
 * Pan:... Do you not know what we're capable of? I'm sure you heard me shake the earth back there!
 * Ox: Speaking of which, how did you get your chi abilities back? Oogway made sure that was long lost to you!
 * Pan: Oh, I found a way, leave it at that!
 * Chao:... Who do you work for? Whoever it is, it must know a lot about chi!
 * Bear:... Oh, no! It's not Kai, is it?
 * Pan: HAH! Are you kidding? Kai wouldn't have gotten help. He's an independent villain. Who DID hire us is not your business... Yet!
 * Ta Cha Ant: So are you going to come quietly, or am I gonna have to finish this quickly?
 * Chicken: Ba-gawk! Yeah? You and what army? (Suddenly, the entire courtyard got surrounded by army ants that formed structures that held the masters down) BUCK-BAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!
 * Chao: LET US GO THIS INSTANT!!!
 * Ta Cha Ant: Oh, we'll let you go... Right after THIS! (She poked Chao and he flinched as he was rendered immobile)... (Chuckles)... And you guys are next! (Everything went white as Ta Cha attacked again)...
 * The Masters are tied togather by rope.
 * Eventally, the Army Ants snapped them out of being immoble.
 * Chao: "AGH!? What is the meaning of this?! Who's behind this travisty?!"
 * A Falcon and some Hawk followers flew in and landed.
 * Chao sighed.
 * Chao: ".... Alchourse..... Xao Su Ting. Wife of Kung Lao. And I see you brought the infamous Hawk brothers with you."
 * 4th Hawk: "Uh, Three brothers and a cousin, actselly."
 * Chao: "Alchourse, my mistake. I trust Pan Zing and Ta Cha working togather was your doing?"
 * Xao Su Ting: "(Laughs), Charming complament, but.... I can't claim credit for this. See.... I'm a player in this as well. Someone who would put even me to shame is in charged of everything. She should be here any second now."
 * A Figure jumped up from nowhere and landed onto the balcony with a strange looking spear, as music played.
 * Chao gasped.
 * Chao: ".... I should've known...."
 * Chicken: "BAWK! Oh don't tell me it's-"
 * A female wolf comes out of the shadows as she spins around the spear.
 * Ta Cha and Pan Zing were seen as they bowed to her, as did the Army Ants, as did Xao and the Hawks.
 * Chao sighed.
 * Chao: ".... I was wondering when you were finally gonna strike.... Dai Shi."
 * Dai Shi: "(Chuckles gently)..... You'll have to pardon my tardiness, Master Chao.... I was busy shearching for a weapon so legendary, even Oogway bowed in respect to it's name.... (Shows the spear.) Master Moo's long lost, ultamate weapon...."
 * Chicken: "..... (CLUCK-LAUGHS)! A SPEAR! WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT A-"
 * Chao: "Chicken, please! That is no ordenary spear, that's-"
 * Dai Shi: "Shhh! No need to explain.... A demonstraigtion's, way, more exciting."


 * Bear: "...... The Weapon of Morph Wao!? The greatest creation of the fabled Master Moo? But.... How? It was destroyed during the famed Last Stand of Moo when he sacriviced himself to stop an invading army from destroying his army!"
 * Dai Shi: "Well, yeah.... It was. But I found it, put all the pieces back togather, and restored it to it's true glory.... Plus, (giggles), being the enginutive genius I'm always am... I gave it some upgrades. (Spins the weapon again to turn into a staff-like firecracker laungher).... I bet Moo never thought of giving this thing a firecracker Laungher now did he?"
 * Chao: "You.... You found the legendary lost weapon of a fabled Kung Fu Master and restored it?"
 * Croc: "And gave it some albeitly cool new tricks."
 * Dai Shi: "Thank you. And the best part? Those villain leage basturds would never see it coming. They'll pay for what Mang did to Lord Shen and my brother."
 * Ox: "Please listen to reason Dai. Your heart's in the right place, but your mind is not! Any attempt to attack the leage, even with the Weapon of Morth, would only risk you and that weapon ending up in their service, along with those that are foolish to follow you!"
 * Dai Shi: "You think I'm stupid enough to consider this thing alone as my plan for revenge on them? (Scoffs), Alchourse I'm aware the weapon alone won't be that does them in.... But, this weapon, comebined with the power of chi.... Now.... That might generate real results."
 * Chao: "Do not underestimate Mang, Dai. He may have grown to be more or less a fool, but he is still a compident threat. He still knows how to work around even the most careful of your plans and even any desistating attacks even the likes of Pan Zing would offer."
 * Dai Shi: "Ugh. And still you don't have faith in me.... Like how you won't help me in my cause.... Why? Don't you High Councilers hate The Villain Leage and their demon-loving antics?"
 * Chao: Yes, but you're no better! You're doing this against the greatest threat to the UUniverses! They'd finish you off in an instant, even with all that power you have. They have members that have defeated people like you.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, believe me, after all these years, I think I'm certain that I will kill their smug asses for corrupting my once-honorable leader!
 * Bear: Pal, that 'once-honorable leader' you speak of is STILL honorable.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, I know.
 * Chao: (They were surprised)...You...you do?
 * Chicken: BOK-BOKAAA!! THEN WHY THE F*** ARE YOU GOING THROUGH THIS IF YOU KNOW SHEN IS NOT EVIL ANY LONGER?!?
 * Dai Shi: Oh, him reforming isn't enough. I want the villains to pay for what they reaped on him in the first place. I want them to wish that they never messed with him! We slaughtered dozens of pandas! That's a crime that cannot be looked over. I want them to never do anything as destructive as that again!
 * Bear: It's not going to work, Dai! They'll kill you the second you storm into that fortress! These followers of yours aren't even going to change that. The only ones who have EVER stood a chance against them is the Shell Lodge Squad!
 * Dai Shi: Yet THEY are bound by rules and their own moral limits. I am not! I otherwise respect their feelings about not ending a life, even theirs, but that only means it is not their destiny to destroy the leage! No.... It, is mine! Cause I, follow my own rules! And my number one rule IS TO NEVER GIVE UP UNTIL ALL THAT I WANT WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE UUNIVERSES IS WIPED OFF THE FACE OF THE UUNIVERSES!!!
 * Ox: You're making a big mistake, Dai! If you try and fight them, you're GOING to be killed!
 * Dai Shi: NO! I DIDN'T COME ALL THIS WAY TO BACK DOWN!!! I've learned as much chi techniques to take down even Maleficent! I will destroy them and take great pleasure dancing on their scorched corpses.
 * Chicken: Buk-buk, you have issues.
 * Chao: Seriously, how do you expect to destroy the entire Villain League with that weapon, chi, and just those followers?
 * Dai Shi: Oh, they aren't the only ones that will follow me.
 * Bear:...What're you talking about?
 * Dai Shi: "You see, I didn't just congured Gongmen just for laughs, fellas. I did it cause it has quite a population of people. People, I can train Kung-Fu and the power of Chi to! People, I can turn into soldiers! Soldiers, as powerful as Ta Cha's ants! Soldiers, worthy of a former member of the Chi Monk Beetles! Soldiers, not even Villain Leage Shocktroopers would stand a chance against!"
 * Ox: "The leage adapted to powerful armies before! An army of Chi-Weilding Kung Fu masters won't be any less different!"
 * Dai Shi: "Well if I make the mistake of rushing, yes, but I'll take my time and train them to be almost like an army of Oogways!"
 * Croc: "Then that'll just invite the Leage to strike while your busy preparing yourself! When they felt that there's a threat being made against them, they have been prone to take care of it personally and with as little mercy as possable!"
 * Dai Shi: "That's why, I need to scare them to let me properly prepare for them.... I am going to, "convince", the famed Dragon Warrior, to teach me to become a truely suprime master of chi like him!"
 * Chicken: "HA! Good luck with that one! Bawk Bawk, the dragon warrior isn't one to teach the likes of you anything!"
 * Dai Shi: "Considering who he was taught by, yeah, no shit, chicken-wings! Why did you think I am gonna start kidnaping all of the kung fu masters! Starting, if you 5. I know even the Dragon Warrior isn't gonna sacrivice you for just to avoid being MY teacher. The fat panda, ironicly, doesn't have the guts to give up people's lifes, even if it garrenties the safety of the universes. Besides, he's diffently not gonna say no to protect the people that in a way ruined his life too!? Shen, attacked that panda village after all! It, was his home! Po would have to be an IDIOT to say no to me?!"
 * Croc: "Well, uh... He, kinda is, so, you might be in trouble there."
 * Dai Shi: "Oh, even an idiot like him knows when he's dealing with a deal he can't shake! Espeically, where saying no means I'll have to train myself in improving my chi powers! And.... It'll be on you 5! I plan to end the villain leage through using the Chi Jade tecnec?!"
 * Bear: "So basicly your gonna go Kai on them and turn them into Jade Zombies?"
 * Dai Shi: "One small exception.... I won't bring them back as Jade Zombies.... I'll just keep their jade jewels as trophies, to use as exsamples of my power as the slayer of evil. After the Leage's done.... (Chuckles).... Who's to say I'll stop there? I might consider to go after the other villain teams, hell, why just them? I'll seek out EVERY VILLAIN IN THE UNIVERSE AFTER I GET RID OF THE LEAGE!? Whether they're obvious or less reckindised as villains, it doesn't matter. If they're not reformed..... I'm coming after them."
 * Chao: "Please Dai Shi. You need to understand that the more you take, the more you will lose. You will only end up like Kai: another chi-hungry parasitic vampire taking Chi and slowly ruining the universe."
 * Dai Shi: "I'll learn to rise above being another Kai. I figured that if I only limit myself to those that desevre it, I won't suffer any problems."
 * Chicken: "One problem, lady! Bawk, The Leage's a pretty numberious force! The minute you finish them off, if ever, you'll end up being corrupt enough that you'll lose sight of whatever misguided goal you made!"
 * Dai Shi: Details, details, it doesn't matter to me. I'll still be happy that the Villain League is no more, and I'll see to it that I become the true authority of these UUniverses. Nobody's going to suffer as long as I'm around.
 * Croc: Dudette, that's evil territory. That proves you're no better than the Villain League. The UUniverses are pretty fine the way they are.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, so you're fine with the Villain League and other villains doing whatever the hell they want? What if they do something that's beyond ANY hero teams' control? I'll have to end them before it happens.
 * Chao: I still say this plan is destined to fail either by the Villain League or by the Shell Lodge Squad. They're certainly not going to let you get away with this.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, they'll never lay a hand on me. Not if they want some of their own members to stay alive and not as jade trophies. Now then, Ta Cha, give the command!
 * Ta Cha: Ants, take them away! (The ants did that as they knocked them out)
 * Dai Shi: (Chuckles) Who says I'm not a match for the Villain League? I've come too far to stand down. I will not let all that I have learned go to waste! If I don't do something about those Villain Leaguers, no one will! They must be put down permanently, no matter the cost! Ta Cha, commence with having your forces to "invite" more Kung Fu Masters across china! Then, for added measure.... Let's also gain control of the entire Valley. That will be bound to make the Panda aware that I have an interest for him.
 * Ta Cha: "Oh, you have NO idea how much I like the idea of claiming the valley while Mantis and his friends aren't looking! I am happy to obleige!"

Chapter 5: Dai Shi Claims the Valley/A Panda Village Imperiled
The Following Morning. Panda Village, few days later. Later... KFP-Animated Flashback Present Dragon Temple Panda Village
 * Mr. Ping was opening up his shop while Zeng stopped by.
 * Mr. Ping: "Ahh, Zeng, thank you for stopping by. I can't thank you enough for helping me repair my shop after I had some trouble from Mr. Sun Ying Moon."
 * Zeng: "It's no trouble. The Jade Palace always comes to repair those victimised by the strong and corrupt."
 * Mr. Ping: "Now, I can open my restaurent, and resume business as usual."
 * Screams are heard!
 * Ping and Zeng went to see what was wrong, they both gasped when they saw that Ta Cha's army ants are attack the valley!
 * Zeng: "(Squeaks cowerdly). Th-th-th-th-those are Ta Cha's army ants!"
 * Mr. Ping: "Are you kidding me?! First Sun Ying Moon, now Ta Cha! Can this get worse?!"
 * Earthquakes are felt as Pan Zing was seen!
 * Zeng: "PA-PA-PA Pan Zing?!"
 * Mr. Ping: "Since when was Pan Zing an ally of Ta Cha?!"
 * Screehes are heard as Xao and her hawks charged in and swiped at those that attempted to fight back against the ants!
 * Zeng: "XAO!?"
 * Mr. Ping: "Wait, the wife of that Kung Lao guy who joined the Jailbird Troupe? She's involved too? Is this another villain team up?"
 * Zeng: "I-I-I-I must warn the Dragon Warrior!"
 * Mr. Ping: "I'll come with you! I fear this might require more then just Kung Fu alone!"
 * Ping and Zeng attempted to escape, but are intersected by two squads of Ta Cha's ants!
 * Suddenly, A viper-shaped figure smacked them away!
 * It was Viper's father!
 * Mr. Ping: "GREAT MASTER VIPER!?"
 * Great Master Viper: "The scoundels attacked my village?! I came to help you flee out of here! My family is already safely away from this choas! You must warn the Dragon Warrior!"
 * Zeng: "B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THESE ANTS!?"
 * Great Master Viper: "I'll hold them and Xao and her hawks off! NOW GO?! TAKE FLIGHT?!" (They did that as they flew off)
 * Xao: OH NO, YOU DON'T! (Tries to strike them down until Grand Master Viper incapacitates them down, breaking their wings)...OWCH!
 * Grand Master Viper: There! Now you won't be going anywhere for a while.
 * Pan Zing: HAH! You'd think you have crippled them for a while. (Does a chi healing technique on them that heals their wings)
 * Grand Master Viper:... Oh, boy- (Xao and the hawks incapacitate Grand Master Viper after throwing him clear into a tree as he is knocked unconscious).
 * Hawk #1: Now let's get those birds- (They were already gone)...SON OF A BITCH!!
 * Xao: I guess we fell for that one.
 * Hawk #1: Son of a BITCH!
 * Xao: SHUT UP AND SEARCH FOR THEM BEFORE THEY GET OUT OF RANGE!!!
 * ???: "Don't bother."
 * Dai Shi comes in.
 * Dai Shi: "This is exactly how I want the Dragon Warrior to become aware."
 * Xao: "I, know the idea is to have the Dragon Warrior know your coming, but... Shouldn't we have captured all the Kung Fu Masters by then?"
 * Dai Shi: "The New Panda Village is extremely far away, espeically for geese. It'll be a few days before they arrived, and we would already have captured all the masters by then. So leave the over-grown ducks be."
 * Xao: "Yes Dai Shi."
 * Great Master Viper quickly recovered from his injury.
 * GMV: "..... I should've guessed you were behind this choas, Dai Shi. Whatever it is your planning, you will not be allowed to continue!"
 * Dai Shi: "I'm gonna continue all I like, you retired has-been. If you don't like it.... Bite me."
 * Great Master Viper was angry by the comment and charged, but Dai Shi quickly turned the spear into a warhammer to Great Master Viper's quick shock and was smacked in the jaw by it!
 * Great Master Viper was sent across the Valley road, injured in the jaw.
 * GMV: "(Coughs blood). (Dai Shi and the ants approuched him).... It may have not been my desteny to stop you... But it will belong to another."
 * Dai Shi: "If I had a yuan for everytime I've been told that. Your lucky I'm generious enough to not let you die by your wounds. Mainly because.... You, and every other master, are an impourence to me. Pan, heal the fool, Ta Cha, disable him after words."
 * Pan and Ta Cha nodded in obedience and proceeded to do that.
 * GMV: "The Dragon Warrior, will-" (He gets knocked out before he could say anything)
 * Dai Shi:...(Chuckles) Well, now that that's taken care of, let's find the rest of the Kung Fu masters to complete our plan to bribe the Dragon Warrior!
 * Pan/Ta Cha: YES, MAM! (They left)
 * Shen was still seen meditating.
 * Lord Shen: "Inner peace..... Inner Peace....... Inner-"
 * Zeng and Mr. Ping fell straight into the lake by Shen, interupting his consintration!
 * Lord Shen: "Now what?"
 * Ping: (The two surface and gasp for air) PLECH!! Mr. Shen!...We've come with bad news concerning the Valley!
 * Lord Shen:...Bad news in what variety?
 * Po/Mantis: TA CHA AND PAN ZING ARE WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: They told me that Ta Cha and Pan Zing were working with a wolf that...I was afraid was lost to me for a long time since I attacked that village.
 * Boss Wolf:...By God, you don't mean...
 * Lord Shen: Yes, Boss Wolf! I mean your sister, Dai Shi.
 * Icky: Wait, Boss Wolf has a sister?
 * Boss Wolf: It's...kind of a long story.
 * (Boss Wolf): When the two of us were young, we had gotten along greatly together just like we did with our other 5 siblings. We were serving the peacocks loyally, and Dai Shi had hoped that we would do great things together. But then came the day we attacked that panda village. (The genocide was seen)...Dai Shi was rather...disgusted at what Shen had done. And she was personally glad that Shen was banished. But the banishment of Shen wasn't enough. She knew why he did it, and blamed the Villain League for everything. So she abandoned the wolf guard, refusing to have any part of Shen's revenge scheme.
 * Boss Wolf: I had no idea what happened with her afterwards. I thought she was lost and had a new life. But now I see that she's making good on her promise of revenge on the Villain League.
 * Po:...So your sister wants to destroy the Villain League because of what they did to Shen?
 * Monkey: THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!! No matter how strong she could possibly become, she could never be a match for all those Villain Leaguers! They'd end her in an instant!
 * Tigress: Mr. Ping, Zeng, did you know exactly what power Dai Shi had?
 * Zeng: Well, she was carrying some kind of magical weapon that could transform. And she seemed to glow in green energy.
 * Boss Wolf:...She mastered chi?!?
 * Tigress: Not just that, but I recognize that...a weapon that can transform!...No!...It can't be!...Could she be wielding...THE WEAPON OF MORPH WAO?!?
 * Po:...You mean the spear-like staff crafted centuries ago by the legendary Morph Wao, and wielded by the long-passed Master Moo?
 * Icky: (Scoffs)...Master Moo? Who knew a cow could kick ass with a weapon like that?
 * Po: Well...I don't think even with Ta Cha and Pan Zing at her side, she could never hope to destroy the Villain League. They have far too many powerful members.
 * Mr. Ping: "That's the thing. She knows even they and that fancy weapon aren't enough.... That's why she wants you to teach her chi so she can use that awful chi move Kai used to turn the leagers into jade jewels to keep as trophies."
 * Po: "Well is she up a creek with no paddle. I tend to have a strict polocy about teaching bad guys chi and kung fu. I don't want to end up making my own Tai Lungs or Kais. And heaven forbid me if I end up making another Shen.... No offence."
 * Lord Shen: "None taken too seriously."
 * Zeng: "That's why... She's kidnapping other Kung Fu Masters. She knows you won't sacrivice their life for the universe."
 * Po: "Ohhhhh! And she's right! It would break me if those awesome masters would fall! But it would suck even more if I let Dai Shi become powerful! Not just that, but we have to consider the possability that the leage ACTSELLY DOES lose to her! She'll end up being an even worser Kai then, well, the original Kai! Not to mention if she ends up getting corrupted into becoming yet the latest faverite of Mang's! She'll end up being a worser Dark Cynder then Cynder! No offence."
 * Cynder: "None taken."
 * Po: "Either way, it's gonna end suckly for everyone!"
 * ???: "And you wanna know what's worse?"
 * Shi-Te was seen.
 * Shi-Te: "..... I'm afraid that means that she-wolf is gonna come here to our village. And you wanna know what else? She probuly planned to make her move when (points to Shen) HE, arrvied to our village. Now I'm nice enough to not accuse him of still being evil and that he's working with Dai Shi considering the fact he made legit effert and that even I'M more realistic then that, but still.... It counts as him making some form of new trouble, indirect or not, being needed for a new villain's uprising AND the risk of her coming to our village, I'm afraid, compromises your repentence. And I was close to actselly even liking you to."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Then I want to make stopping Dai Shi as a new part of me making repentence. She was my mistake, and I want to correct it."
 * Shi-Te: "Not that I doubt your ability, but Dai Shi is clearly not like her brother. Espeically thanks to two powerful bugs, and a previously lost great weapon. Also, it's too late to change the current deal."
 * Lord Shen: "Then let's make a new one based on that but with the added addition of stoping Dai Shi."
 * Shi-Te: "..... Why.... Are you so determined to even help us? You didn't know what it was like to lose someone you cared about. At least, not before you ruined us."
 * Lord Shen: "...... I did, actselly. Are you familier with the fallen Uniter Princess Shu Mulan?"
 * Shi-Te: "Shu Mulan? YOU, knew Shu Mulan? My parents only told me stories until they eventally stopped when they heard something happened to her."
 * Lord Shen: "That's because your parents were there when she sacriviced herself to prevent the Mothron Emperor from claiming the uniter keyblade!?"
 * Shi-Te: "YOU MEAN SHE'S DA.... SHE'S DEAA...... SHE'S NOT ALIVE ANYMORE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... It depends on how you look at it. But for the most part, being in Kingdom Hearts is close to being truely dead. So if you were agressive to me because you assumed I didn't know what real loss was like prior to my mistakes that MANG made me do, then consider yourself corrected! Did you think I would ever hurt your parents willingly, after they gave me kind words to help me over-look Shu's sacrivice? Corruption was what took your parents. It just used Mang and myself as their bodies to do it.... By all means, your free to be resentful to me as you want, but at least give me a chance to prove my intent for redemption is more legit then you wanted to think. Your family would've wanted that."
 * Shi-Te sighed....
 * Shi-Te: "..... Very well. New deal. Defeat Dai Shi as further proof you changed. But we made aware. Not only would failure lead to you never to come back, but you would also have to live with the fact that another mistake you made will haunt you for the rest of enturnity."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Then that means I can't take on Dai Shi alone. Prehistoric one!"
 * Icky: "I'm on it. Trouble rears it's ugly head, (Brings out the communicater) I'm gonna phone home."
 * Shifu: (He was seen meditating as he then saw a vision of Dai Shi bribing Po with the Furious Five and the other Kung Fu Masters, and then they get turned to Jade) (He gasps as he collapsed)...Oh, no!...(He heads out as he finds the Lodgers talking to Icky on the communicator) Guys, I had a vision! Po and the others might be in grave...(He noticed them with the communicator)...Oh...you already know, huh?
 * SpongeBob: Yep. They've told us everything that's going on. Apparently, some sister of Boss Wolf wants to destroy the Villain League and use the Kung Fu masters to bribe Po into teaching her more in chi than she has already.
 * Icky: Yeah, so we might need your help in case she ever gets through with this.
 * SpongeBob: Well, then consider help on it's way! We'll be there as soon as we can!
 * Sandy: Yeah, and hopefully this will prove to the pandas that Shen has changed for the better.
 * Icky: Great. We'll see you soon! Icky out! (They ended transmission)
 * Soothsayer: "(Sighs), Dai Shi means well, but while her heart's in the right place, her mind is not."
 * Spyro: "No kidding. She'll only end up becoming the leage's latest weapon against us."
 * Shifu: "Or worse.... She'll end up becoming a new Kai."
 * Skipper: "Then let's go put a stop to that she-wolf! Opertaion: Jade Wolf, is a go!"
 * Private: Oh, I like that one! That's a good one!
 * Skipper: Less chant, more van! (They took off in the van at top speed)
 * Icky:...Alright, they're on their way.
 * Lord Shen: Good! Dai will surely not see that coming. (Icky tries to speak) And yes, I am aware that karma might rip us apart at that statement, but we're talking about a plan that's destined to fail.
 * Tigress: It would be unwise to leave this to chance. We need to prepare ourselves for this attack.
 * Po: Hopefully, the pandas have enough skills to participate in an epic plan of epic proportionate epicness.
 * Fidget: You just said 'epic' three times.
 * Lord Shen: Hey, I'm sure the panda knows what he's doing.
 * Shi-Te: So...where does Shen play in this role again?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, I'll get a role alright. I'll surely get the most important role, and that's confronting Dai Shi and doing what I can to stop her.
 * Shi-Te: On your own!
 * Mantis:...Are you sure about that? You sure he can take on a foe almost as powerful as Kai by himself?
 * Shi-Te: Well, this is HIS test. I'm sure he's got this in the bag.
 * Lord Shen: I still need help. But if anyone's going to help me out of this, it's Boss Wolf! He's just as guilty of the panda genocide as I am, plus it's his sister we're talking about.
 * Shi-Te:...Fair enough, he can assist.
 * Po: Alright. Let's get this over with.
 * Viper: You sure we can actually deal with a threat like this in time?
 * Po: ".... I can't nessersarly say for sure, but, I'm optimastic that, we can at least not let ourselves be pushovers."

Chapter 6: Dai Shi's Forces' Advancement/A Panda Village Full of Surprises/Dai Shi's Bribery
Later... 5 hours later... Village Entrance Panda Village. Village Entrance Panda Village. Village Entrance Panda Village
 * A montage of the Pandas preparing for battle as well as Dai Shi's forces advancing are seen.
 * Po:...Alright, I've got a plan all figured out! And to make sure nobody eats any part of the map, I've used pieces made out of wood and mud. Now, here's the plan. I will be isolated in the most secure place in the village, which is this cave hidden behind a waterfall. All groups will be charged with defending me so Dai Shi cannot make her ultimatum. Group A, which consists of Shen and Boss Wolf, will be here at the entrance of the village ready to confront Dai Shi. If they fail at their first try, then they will assist Group B, which consists of the Furious Five, Mei Mei, Sum and Dim and 5 other pandas, to guard the further entrance to the Village.
 * Mei Mei: I'll do what I can for you, sweetie!
 * Po:...Anyway, Group C is Icky, Iago, Fidget and Shi-Te, who will watch out for any sign of the forces' arrival, and will give the signal when they are spotted to begin the plan. Group D consists of Ku Ku, Meng Meng, Shuai Shuai, Ming, Peony, and 12 other pandas, which will guard my location on all sides. The rest of us will fight freely against Dai Shi. Our main goal is to protect me for as long as you can until the Lodgers show up to finish the job.
 * Icky: I have to admit, Po, this is pretty genius of you. Never thought you to be a genius in strategy.
 * Lord Shen: Actually, I came up with most of it.
 * Iago: I'm just confused at why some of the pandas here have the same first and last name. I mean, we don't call Po "Po Po", so-
 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged Popo: "Hiiiiii!" (The Lodgers screamed)
 * Iago: OH, GOD, HE SCARED THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF US!!!
 * Icky: "WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Poof!
 * DBZA Popo leaves.
 * Icky: ".... These Abridged jokes are getting out of hand. Can't we just exile them to the Memeverse like we did so many others?"
 * Crane: Well, they technically aren't memes, they're just running gags. We can't exile them there unless they're memes.
 * Po: Anyway, you all have your positions, let's try not to make ANY mistakes.
 * The Pandas cheered!
 * Po: "All right, let's get ready to dish out some thunder!"
 * Icky, Iago, Fidget and Shi-Te are seen in look-out positions.
 * The 4 saw Dai Shi's forces in the distence.
 * Icky: "..... Wow, that is ALOT of ants."
 * Iago: I know. I never knew an ant colony could be THAT big. How do they fit that whole colony inside an ant hill-
 * Shi-Te: JUST GIVE THE SIGNAL, YOU JIBBERING OAF!!!
 * Icky: Okay, fine! You don't have to be a d*** about it!
 * Shi-Te: I'm being a d*** about it FOR MY PEOPLE!!! (Icky blows the horn, alerting all the heroes)
 * Po:...It's time! I'd better get going! Whatever you do, do NOT let Dai Shi know where I am! (The pandas nodded in agreement as Po head out through the waterfall in a deep cave)
 * Tigress: ALRIGHT, EVERYONE, ASSUME GUARDING STANCES NOW!! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!!! (The pandas scrambled and got ready)
 * Lord Shen: Come on, BW, let's get them! (They head out to the entrance)
 * Dai Shi: (They saw the entrance)...How in the world do we get up there?
 * Ta Cha: Maybe there's some kind of elevator up there.
 * Xao: I'll go check. Hawks, move out! (They flew upward)...YEP, IT'S AN ELEVATOR ALRIGHT!!
 * Hawk #2: WOW, I BET THESE FATSOS ARE TOO LAZY TO GO UP SOME STAIRS!
 * Hawk #3: WHAT FATSO ISN'T? (They laughed)
 * Xao: YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP!
 * Dai Shi: IS THERE A WAY TO ACTIVATE IT UP THERE?!?
 * Pan Zing: Oh, there's a lever down here, actually.
 * Dai Shi:...Oh...why didn't I notice that? (Pulls the lever as the elevator comes down)...Alright, let's get a move on. (They went up the elevator to see Xao and the hawks incapacitated)...What the hell?
 * ???: Looking for someone, Dai? (Shen and Boss Wolf arrived)
 * Dai Shi:...Shen...Wag.
 * Lord Shen:...Wag?
 * Boss Wolf:...Yeah, that's my real name.
 * Lord Shen:...(Scoffs and laughs)
 * Boss Wolf: OH, HERE WE GO!!! IT'S NOT THAT FUNNY!! Besides, we have a job to do!
 * Lord Shen:...Okay then...Wag. (Scoffs and laughs again)
 * Boss Wolf:...DAI, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EMBARRASS ME?!? THIS IS WHY I PREFER TO BE CALLED BOSS WOLF!!
 * Dai Shi: Oh, it's so cute, though. Anyway, I prefer it if you get out of my way. I'm here for the Dragon Warrior.
 * Lord Shen: (After stopping his laughter) Well, too bad, Dai, you're not getting to him no matter what! Plus, we know what you're trying to do, and this is just a lost cause. The Villain League is not your responsibility as it is ours. Those guys have been fighting us so much, they feel embarrassed by us.
 * Boss Wolf: In fact, they once had recordings of our embarrassing moments until we blew them up and had Hermes show us THEIRS. We turn them to complete jokes, so you pretty much look mediocre now.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, you think you're so cute!
 * Boss Wolf: BITCH, I'M ADORABLE! And this is coming from the one who embarrassed me from my 'cute' name.
 * Dai Shi: I WAS BEING COY, YOU MORON!!! (Shrugs) You start to annoy me as much as we did when we were young pups.
 * Lord Shen: Well, your heart is in the right place, but your mind is in the wrong place. You have no idea how powerful the Villain League is. And even with the Weapon of Morph Wao and the chi you've learned throughout the years, you're still just paperweight to them.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, I won't attack them alone. But don't expect me to tell you about how I'm gonna do it. Now get out of my way, because I'm not afraid to hurt my brother and my former master if I have to.
 * Lord Shen: Well, too bad. We can't let you do this. So go ahead and get through us if you can. We're WIIIIDE open!
 * Dai Shi: "..... Hmmpth. So, be it.  Ta Cha, Pan Zing, I want you two and the ants to scearch for Po while I, contend to my past."
 * Ta Cha: "One big fat panda, coming up!"
 * Pan Zing used his chi to lift up the entire Army Ants, Ta Cha and himself past Shen and Boss Wolf and at the front porch of the Panda Village.
 * Dai Shi spinned the spear quick enough to become two duel blades!
 * Dai Shi: ".... Ready to see how much my combat improved, Brother and former Master?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh we shall see about that."
 * Shen and Boss Wolf battle-cried and charged as Dai Shi did the same as the two began to fight.
 * Pan Zing and Ta Cha lead the ants around the village.
 * Ta Cha: "Ohhh... Surprisingly fertile ground for something on top of a mountain. We can make alot of Anthills here."
 * Pan Zing: "Something does not feel right my queen.... This village is quiet.... Too quiet."
 * Ta Cha: "Oh I'm sure they're just hiding, darling."
 * Pan Zing: Well let's make sure of that. Besides, they're no match for an entire army of army ants. We'd overwhelm them no matter how many of them there are.
 * Li Shan: (They waited as the army ants searched the place)...NOW! (The pandas used their chi to sweep across the army ants and squish a fair amount of them)
 * Dim: (Smells the air) OH, BLECH! That weird ant smell is everywhere!
 * Sum: Let's just kick their butts! (They continued fighting the army ants)
 * Ta Cha: (Chuckles) Good, but not good enough. Pan, would you kindly take care of them?
 * Pan Zing: Gladly! (He causes an earthquake that shakes the pandas off their feet)
 * Mei Mei: YAI-YAI-YAI-YAI-YAI-YAI!!!
 * Tigress: Oh, crap, forgot Pan could do that now thanks to Dai.
 * Monkey: How are we going to protect Po with these kinds of conditions?
 * Mantis: I think I'll take care of Pan and Ta. Do whatever you can to stall the army ants and don't let them find Po's hiding spot! (He jumps off)
 * Ta Cha: (They both watch as the army ants formed structures to fight against the pandas)...(Chuckles) Did they think they would be prepared for a colony of army ants? Did they think there would be only a few average-sized members?
 * Pan Zing: I'd say so, because they're losing greatly.
 * ???: HEY! (Mantis arrives)
 * Ta Cha: Well, well, Master Mantis. We meet again.
 * Pan Zing: For the last time, I assure you.
 * Mantis: Fight us as much as you want, you're not getting Po!
 * Ta Cha: We'll see about that. Pan, if you will?
 * Pan Zing: (Shakes the ground again as Mantis could hardly keep balance, and Pan then kicked him into a wall)
 * Ta Cha: Alright, Mantis, time to be as limp as a training dummy! (She tries to use the Pressure Tap on him, but he dodges in time, and kicks Ta Cha in her large abdomen) OOOOHHHHHH!!!...Right in the plump baby-maker!
 * Mantis: (He throws Ta Cha into Pan as they hit a wall)...Had enough yet?
 * Ta Cha: You wish, Mantis! (The two attacked together as Mantis ended up grabbing Pan, and used him as a shield against Ta Cha's Pressure Tap, causing Pan to be affected and limp)...PAN!!!
 * Mantis: Give it up, Ta Cha! I beat you many times, I can do it again.
 * Ta Cha: "But this time, I improved on my tactics!"
 * Ta Cha leaped up and flipped five times in the air and aimed to stomped Mantis into the ground!
 * Mantis kicked a bowl straight into Ta Cha and smacked into her!
 * The Bowl shattered as Ta Cha judo chopped through it, airial charged at Mantis, quick flipped and entered into a kick stance!
 * Mantis: (He caught her leg, and spun her around and then threw her into the ground)
 * Ta Cha: OOF!!
 * Mantis: How's that for 'improved tactics'?
 * Ta Cha: Don't flatter yourself, Mantis! I have yet to show my full proficiency!
 * Mantis: Well, frankly, I just don't see it! Not to mention your army ants are starting to get trampled. (They saw that the pandas were using their chi to brush off and kill the army ants)
 * Ta Cha: NO! NO, NO, NO, NO!!! FOR GOD'S SAKES, EVERYONE, THROW A F****** PUNCH!!! (The army ants then began to form a wall and surround the pandas, then started to cover them up with each other and bite them in different areas)...Now THAT'S more like it!
 * Mantis: (Kicks towards them until Ta Cha grabs him and throws him into the ground) OOF! (Ta Cha finally uses the Pressure Tap on him as he was weakened and limp)...Ow!...Right in my every weak spot!
 * Ta Cha: ANTS, get Mantis to Dai Shi. He'll be as useful as any other Kung Fu Master we have. (The army ants took Mantis away)
 * Lord Shen: (Throws blades at Dai Shi, but Dai Shi uses her duel baldes to reflect them, then transforms them into a javelin, throwing it at Shen as he dodges, and in slow motion, grabs it and throws it back at her as she catches it with only a small scratch)... Had enough yet, bitch?
 * Dai Shi: Hmmph, racist much?
 * Lord Shen: That's not racist, it's species-ist, there's a difference. And besides, I don't mean "bitch" as in female dog, I meant that in the term that insults a female.
 * Dai Shi: "Then that makes you sexist."
 * Lord Shen: "Trust me that I am not! I am merely using it as an insult to demoralised you as an individual that has nothing to due with the gender or spieces you are!"
 * Dai Shi: Let's not waste our engery with anymore talk! (Turns the weapon into the firecracker launcher and launches fireworks at Shen as he ran avoiding them)
 * Lord Shen: "THIS, FEELS, VERY IRONIC, SOMEHOW?!"
 * Boss Wolf: (Hammers Dai Shi in the face as she falls face-first into snow)... That's for all the times you embarrassed and annoyed me! And I do mean EVERY ONE OF THEM! I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't hate you as a sister for them, but, you being a villain just kinda gives me an excuse to finally confront you with our problems as siblings while being as physical as I like it!
 * Dai Shi: (Got out of the snow)... Hmmph! Typical thing for you to say, Wag.
 * Lord Shen: (Scoffs)
 * Boss Wolf: Can you PLEASE not bring that name back into thi-
 * Dai Shi: WAG!!! (Lord Shen laughed harder, and while he was distracted, Dai Shi turned the weapon into a spear and tried to stab Shen)
 * Boss Wolf: (Threw his hammer at her as it hit her in the foot)
 * Dai Shi: AAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!! (She fell to the ground clumsily before the Weapon could hit Shen) OW, OW, OOOOWWWW!!! YOU DOG!!!
 * Boss Wolf: (Slaps her across the face) THAT was for when you tricked our parents into thinking I bit you by faking it! (Slaps her again) And THAT was for calling me 'Wagtail' in front of our school! (Slaps) And THAT was was just for recently trying to hurt the peacock that treated you like his daughter!
 * Dai Shi: (Bit his leg as he dog-yelped) And THAT was for eating all my dog treats that Autumn Festival ago! (Kicks him in the crotch) And THAT was for embarrassing me during that play at school! (Kicks him to the ground)... And THAT was for the many times you threw dog biscuits at me in front of the school! See? Not so glammerous dealing with our relationship problems so physically like tha- (Boss Wolf interupted her by throwing a dog bisket in her face like she referenced)... (Growls)
 * Lord Shen:... I have to admit that's kinda funny!
 * Boss Wolf: Funnier than my real name?
 * Lord Shen: Hell no, that's funnier! But it's a close second!
 * Dai Shi: ENOUGH OF THIS!! (Turns her weapon into the firecracker launcher and fires fireworks at them as they dodged)
 * Viper confronted Ta Cha and a restored Pan Zing!
 * Viper: "I heard what happened to my father! I won't let you people get away with this! I'll avenge his honor and Mantis', and the other masters by being the one who stops you two!?"
 * Pan Zing: "Then let us see if it is your desteny to stop us, Young Mistress Viper. Test your might on us."
 * Viper: (She attacked until Ta Cha thought quick, grappled and smashed hr around, and then used the Pressure Tap on her, weakening her)...Owch!
 * Ta Cha: Too slow. (Chuckles)
 * Monkey: YOU GET AWAY FROM HER- (Pan Zing shaked the ground and Monkey was thrown off balance, and Ta Cha used the Pressure Tap on him)...Ohhh, my everywhere!
 * Ta Cha: Come on, I deserve a challenge!
 * Monkey: YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR A CHALLENGE!!!
 * Ta Cha: Shut up! (Smacks Monkey across the face)
 * Tigress: (She and Crane attacked, jumping before Pan Zing shook the ground, and while Crane caught Pan with his talon, Tigress was grappled by the tail by Ta Cha)...WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STOP, I, THINK, I, GOTTA, HAIRBALL! (He hacked one out as it hit a panda child)
 * Panda Child: EWWWWWW!! (Wipes it off and dunks his head in the water gurgling)
 * Ta Cha: (Throws Tigress into a house as it collapses on top of her)...
 * Crane: TIGRESS!- (Ta Cha used the Pressure Tap on him as he collapsed and let Pan go)
 * Pan: Can she survive that?
 * Ta Cha: Oh, she has enough durability to handle that. (Tigress crawls out of the rubble weakened)...See?
 * Tigress:...(Barely gets up and weakly attacks the two as they teased and dodged her until Ta Cha used the Pressure Tap on her)
 * Ta Cha:...Where's the Dragon Warrior?
 * Tigress: I'll never talk! NEVER!
 * Ta Cha: Well, too bad for you. You've already lost. Ants, take them away. (The ants took away the rest of the Furious Five)
 * Lord Shen: (He and Dai Shi dueled with their signature weapons as Dai Shi turned her weapon into twin sai, and tossed Shen's blade away from him, transformed them into a spear, kicked Shen down, and held him down with the spear)...
 * Dai Shi: Alright, Shen! Enough is enough! Tell me where the Dragon Warrior is and stop prolonging this. My forces will get to him no matter how prepared you are!
 * Lord Shen: "If your so damn smart, why don't you figure it out? I don't want to insult your intelligence by granting hints."
 * Dai Shi: ".... I, have a strange feeling of being complimented and insulted at the same time."
 * Boss Wolf slammed the hammer onto Dai Shi's tail!
 * Dai Shi: "YAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "AND THAT, WAS FOR TURNING INTO A BITCH?!"
 * Dai Shi: (Her tail was pumping in pain)...Oh, you are so punched, Wag!
 * Boss Wolf: If you call me by my real name one more time, I'm going to shove that weapon of yours so far though your va-
 * Dai Shi: Wag!
 * Boss Wolf:...Okay, bitch, you asked for it! I'm gonna- (Dai Shi turned the weapon into a war hammer as he smacked Boss Wolf in the face with it) OOF! (Boss Wolf fell to the ground seeing Pos knocking Boss Wolfs into signs, and repeatedly saying 'So many signs!')
 * Dai Shi: Chew on THAT, chow-chow!
 * Lord Shen: (Leaps towards Dai Shi as she started to display her chi abilities) OH, S***- (Dai Shi punches Lord Shen in the chest) DAUAGH! (The yelp echoed as Lord Shen fell to the ground)...Ouch!
 * Dai Shi:...Had enough, Shen? Because there's plenty more where that came from.
 * Lord Shen: Never! Nev- (Dai Shi stepped on his face) FOOMPH!
 * Dai Shi: (Turns the weapon into a spear and points it at him) Now...last chance, where is the Dragon Warrior?
 * Lord Shen:...(Growls angrily, and starts to burst in jade-green chi energy)...I'LL SHOW YOU, YOU DUMB MUTT!!! (Takes out a big cannon)
 * Dai Shi:...Where did you get that cannon?
 * Lord Shen: Your mother!
 * Boss Wolf:...You're referring to MY mother too, sir! (Coughs)
 * Lord Shen: Doesn't matter. Let's see you withstand THIS! (Lights the cannon as it fires at Dai Shi, but she manages to catch it)...What?
 * Dai Shi: Oh, did you think I wouldn't see THAT coming? I've found inner peace LONG before you became corrupted! Your precious projectiles can't work on me!
 * Lord Shen: "Wait a minute, I thought inner peace was suppose to be a good guy thing. And the whole revenge against the Villain Leage thing tecnecally makes you an anti-villain at best."
 * Dai Shi realises that.
 * Dai Shi: Then...why have I been able to hold this for so long?
 * Lord Shen: It's probably the chi that's helping you do that, but...yeah, it won't do that as long as inner peace can, so it's bound to go off at any minute.
 * Dai Shi:...Well, fu- (The projectile explouded as the blast ravaged the area knocking Shen and Boss Wolf off their feet)
 * Lord Shen:... (Coughs)... PLEASE tell me that blast affected her as we- (His eyes cartoonishly engorged as he saw that Dai Shi protected herself with a chi aura)
 * Dai Shi:... (Chuckles)... At least that weakened you, Shen! So what're you going to do now?
 * Lord Shen: "Haven't I already said it would insult your intelligence to give you hints? Your so smart, you figure it out."
 * Dai Shi: "(Chuckles). That was what always impressed me when I was younger.... Your snarky sofisicated wit. But in this case, it motivates me to really hurt you badly."
 * ???: "WE CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!?"
 * Dai Shi: "Now what?!"
 * Dai Shi looked and gasped as she saw Shi-Te tied to some rope being swinged at her by Icky, Iago and Fidget all doing tarzan screams!
 * Dai Shi: "WHERE DID THOSE 4 GET THE TIME TO-"
 * The Shi-Te wrecking ball smacked Dai Shi into the wall of the mountain!
 * Icky: "HA-HA! YA GOT WRECKED, SON!?"
 * Shi-Te: "If memory serves, she was a female. So shouldn't it be "You got wrecked, Daughter"?"
 * Icky: "It doesn't tend to slide off the tongue as easily as using son."
 * Shi-Te: "Yeah but she's clearly a SHE, so shouldn't it be more genderly correct to-"
 * Icky: OH, WHO CARES?!? At least that bitch is done and won't be going anywhere for a while.
 * Lord Shen:...So...how are the others doing?
 * Fidget: Not well, actually. The pandas are getting their asses kicked by those army ants! The Furious Five have been captured, and it's only a matter of time before they find Po!
 * Lord Shen: THEN WE'D BETTER DO SOMETHING!!! (They ran back into the village)
 * The Pandas were eventally surrounded by army ants as Ta Cha and Pan Zing stood and watch.
 * Ta Cha: "(Laughs), And here I thought this was gonna be impossable. You think the infamous Lord Shen would've made a stragity that would've already made him a victor!"
 * Pan Zing: "Do not let yourself get drunk on victory, my queen. This is but one of many tricks he has. For all we know, he could suddenly surprise us with-"
 * Suddenly, several army ants are sent flying!
 * Ta Cha and Pan Zing looked behind them!
 * Pan Zing: "..... Just as I suspected."
 * Lord Shen stood over the still knocked out furious five freed from the army ants.
 * Lord Shen: "Thank goodness I took prior time to learn this from Shifu."
 * Lord Shen started to reverse the disabling of the Furious Five and they were battle ready again!
 * Mantis: "TA CHA?! PAN!? YOU?! ME?! MY FRIENDS?! REMATCH?!"
 * Ta Cha: "Aw no fair!? I already beaten you all fair and square?!"
 * Pan Zing: "Then let us defeat them fairly once again! Then, we shall avenge Dai Shi's honor by stoping you ourselves, Peacock!"
 * Pan Zing and Ta Cha charged as did the five!
 * Ta Cha attempted to do the same move again, but this time, Mantis glowed in chi, surprising Ta Cha!
 * Mantis: "LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE BEING DISABLED, YOU FAT BITCH!?"
 * Ta Cha: "YOU LEARNED MY TECNEC?! HOW!? IT TAKES YEARS TO LEARN!? OOGWAY NEVER EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO SHOW YOU!?"
 * Mantis: "I did it like Po: I figured it out. As he would say: Skadoosh!"
 * Mantis disabled Ta Cha with her own tecnec used against her in great irony!
 * Ta Cha fell down!
 * Ta Cha: "(Stiffed) So, this, is what it feels like. Irony, you cruel mistress."
 * Pan Zing: "MY QUEEN!? (Growls).... You adaptability, while impressive, has only sealed your fates! I WILL USE MY OWN TECNEC TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE MOUNTAIN, AS RETAILIATION FOR THIS INSULT?! (LEAPS UP INTO THE AIR) AND EVEN IF MY OWN LIFE IS ENDED IN THE PROGRESS, SO BE IT?!"
 * Mantis: ".... He's ALL yours, Crane."
 * Crane smiled.
 * Crane: ".... CHI WING CLAP OF HEROISUM!? (CLAPS HIS WINGS AND CAUSES A CHI WAVE) KA-KAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
 * Pan Zing gasped!
 * Pan Zing: "..... MY THE DRAGON GODS?!"
 * Pan Zing was hit by the wave and was sent falling back down!
 * The Furious five all rose up to confront the falling Pan Zing!
 * Pan Zing: "HOW, HOW, HOW DID YOU MASTER SUCH DIFFICULT CHI TECNECS THAT WOULD EVEN TAKE ME YEARS TO LEARN?! EVEN CREATED A NEW ONE!?"
 * Tigress: "We'll give you 5 and a half reasons! The sole one: Po's a damn good teacher! But now the five. ONE?!"
 * Tigress kick-flipped Pan Zing straight to Viper!
 * Viper: "TWO!?"
 * Viper twrils around Pan Zing in a ribbon dancing sytile and sends Pan Zing flying straight into Monkey!
 * Monkey: "THREE?!"
 * Monkey smacked Pan Zing with his staff and straight into Crane!
 * Crane: "4?!"
 * Crane flapped his wings and used the wind to send Pan Zing right into Mantis!
 * Mantis: "..... FIVE!?"
 * Mantis, in super cool slow-motion, does the same tecnec of Ta Cha's on Pan Zing, and then smacks him striaght into the defeated queen herself, causing a small earthquake that the quickly confidence losing army ants felt!
 * Pan Zing was breathing heavily as the Furious Five formed around him.
 * Tigress: "Simply put, Pan Zing...."
 * The Five Dramaticly posed!
 * The Five: "WE ARE THE FURIOUS FIVE?!"
 * Mantis: "And THAT'S how you do a cool talking in unison thing!"
 * Cause of this, the Pandas began to corral the army ants into a giant ball, as Icky, Iago, and Fidget quickly kicked them into a giant jar!
 * Lord Shen: "SUCCESS!? And we didn't even needed the others help."
 * Li Shan: "WE WON EVERYONE?!"
 * Everyone in the village cheered.
 * Pan Zing: "(Stiffed) (Laughs weakly)......"
 * Mantis looked at Pan Zing in concern and confusion.
 * Mantis: "Uh, I may not be an exbert in bad guys, but.... Your not suppose to be happy you lost."
 * Pan Zing: "Well, maybe if this was a real battle, then yes, I would've been dishonored in this. But.... The battle you fought is both a test to your own abilities, of which I must say, Dai Shi is most certainly right about picking the panda, and.... It's a distraction. We have EVEN more ants then the ones trapped in the jar! The ones you defeated were just asigned to test your skills! Dai Shi tooked the time to study the location of the Panda Village, AND SHE ALREADY KNEW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE CAVE AND FIGURED YOU WOULD USE IT TO HIDE THE PANDA?!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... I knew something was off about her asking questions when she prefers to relie on herself!"
 * Icky: "..... Clever girl."
 * Tigress: "Then that means.... PO?!"
 * Po was tossed out of the cave by even more army ants!
 * Po crashed into the jar and freed the other army ants, who quickly regained their confindence and surrounded the group.
 * Dai Shi came in laughing as Xao and the Hawks flew in.
 * Dai Shi: "I, am impressed on how powerful your teaching skills are, Panda. I was right to have considered you after all. (Restores Ta Cha and Pan Zing to normal) But onto business. Ta Cha?"
 * Ta Cha snapped her clawed fingers, as even more army ants bursted from the ground, carring every kung fu master of the valley, as well as the current Army Ants re-capturing the five!
 * Po: "GUYS?!"
 * Dai Shi: "Your power has proved it's worth, future master.... Now, train me, or I will be forced to train myself on your friends and the other Kung Fu Masters! And be warned.... Self-training tends to lead to irreversiable mistakes. I might not be able to even bring them back as Jaded Zombies."
 * Tigress: "Po, please, choose the safety of the universe over us!"
 * Chao: "Do not let our lives be worth sacrivicing the universe to a new Kai in the hands of the leage! Oogway would understand your sacrivice."
 * Ox: "So would Master Rhino."
 * Dai Shi: "I'm waiting, master..... I know it would hurt to go against your "polocy" against teaching someone like me, but it would hurt you even more to sacriviced your friends and the other Kung Fu Masters. Ask yourself: "Do I want to protect the same group of people that harmed my people through Shen, and sacriviced my friends and heroes, over a group of demon worshippers?". I know you well enough Po..... You are not Oogway. You would never sacriviced a few lives over the universe."
 * Po: "...... Your right Dai..... I'm not Oogway."
 * The Kung Fu Masters and the Five looked on concerned as Dai smiled.....
 * Po:...I'll...I'll...I'll-
 * ???: I DON'T THINK SO, DAI SHI!!
 * Dai Shi: AW, WHAT THE F*** NOW?!? (The van flew in as the horn played 'El Curacha')
 * Lord Shen: Huh? Just in time.
 * SpongeBob: STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING IMMEDIATELY, DAI SHI!
 * Dai Shi: Stay back, you fools, or these masters are jaded! ALL OF YOU STAY BACK! You fire a single laser, I see to it that these masters are not only jaded, but shattered by your lasers!
 * Merlin: Careful, Dai Shi, I'm sure you know what we can do.
 * Phil: Yeah. Back down, or you'll be as embarrassed by us as the Villain League is.
 * Sparx: (Barely lifting a camera) AND WE'LL RECORD THE WHOLE THIIIIIIII- (He slumps to the ground)
 * Dai Shi: Oh, I'm sure all of you know what I am capable of! My chi abilities are unrivaled to anyone besides Kai! I made sure that, besides Kai, I'm the strongest chi master in China...bar none!
 * Lord Shen: That's where you're wrong, Dai Shi! I'm sure that, as a 'strong chi master', you can predict what we can do.
 * Dai Shi: Oh, and what would your first move be? Go ahead, give it your best shot. You'll never do it before I turn these masters to jade!
 * Icky: HEY, WHAT'S THAT OVER THERE?!?
 * Dai Shi: HAH! Cheap trick.
 * Icky: Worth a shot.
 * Dai Shi: "Ok, if your done fooling around, can I please-"

Chapter 7: Lord Shen's Ultimate Act of Repentance

 * Lord Shen pounced into Dai Shi as the two began to fight again!
 * Dai Shi: "TA CHA!? PAN!? GET THE BRIBE OUT OF HERE AT ONCE!? APPEARENTLY I AM NOT FINISHED WITH MY PAST?!"
 * Ta Cha ordered the army ants to try to get the Kung Fu Masters and the five out of the area!
 * Pan Zing sumo-stomped the ground and summoned forth chi glowing rocks!
 * Sam: "HANG ON?! THAT GUY'S GONNA MEAN BUSINESS!"
 * Merlin: As for the Kung Fu Masters...Teleportus! (The Kung Fu master hostages are teleported into the van)
 * Dai Shi: NO! MY LEVERAGE!!!
 * Po: HAH! See that? THAT'S one of the reasons why the Villain League is a complete joke to us. We defeat them in...sad and lazy anticlimactic ways...that still works in our favor regardless.
 * Dai Shi: GIVE ME BACK THOSE HOSTAGES!! (Transforms her weapon to the firecracker launcher and fires rapidly at the van, damaging it)
 * Max: HOLY CRAP!!
 * Shifu: It would seem Dai Shi has added more to the weapons' arsenal than we thought. (Dai Shi channels chi into the launcher, causing more damage as the van lands in the middle of a lake)
 * Dai Shi: (Breaks the van door down) WHERE ARE THEY?!?
 * Chi Fu: (Girl-screams as he grabs onto Bagheera)
 * Bagheera: GET OFF ME! (Pushes Chi-Fu off)
 * Dai Shi: GIVE THEM BACK RIGHT NOW BEFORE I BLOW UP THE REST OF THIS VAN AND LEAVE YOU MISFITS STRANDED HERE!!!
 * Mushu: Whoa, dudette, that's really pushing it!
 * Dai Shi: I SWEAR TO BEIJING, I'LL DO IT!! (Lord Shen grabs her by the tail and throws her into a pond as she gurgled and got up for air and coughed)...PLECH! (Spits out a fish)
 * Lord Shen: You leave them out of this! This is between you and me, Dai Shi!
 * Dai Shi: NEVER! YOU NEED ME TO RID YOU OF THE VILLAIN LEAGUE BEFORE IT DOES SOMETHING BEYOND YOUR 'ANTICLIMACTIC' ACTIONS!!
 * Boss Wolf: Sis, you're as useless as a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest! Odds on how complex their plans are have never stopped us before. We're pretty much all the UUniverses need, and you're just a senseless bimbo who wants to take the easy/hard way out.
 * Dai Shi: WANNA BET?!?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, we'll have a bet alright. If this is what you TRULY want, then how's about we make a deal. If we lose, you can get as much training as you want. But if we win...then I think Icky would like to decide.
 * Icky:...Uh, Shen, is this really wise? You do realize that she kicked your fan-butt across the village? This deal is not going to play in our favor.
 * Shi-Te: Indeed! For a former warlord, this must be the stupidest thing you've ever considered!
 * Lord Shen: With all due respect, this might be smarter than you think. I wouldn't have made this deal if I knew I couldn't win.
 * Dai Shi: HAH! And what makes you think you can win against me THIS time?
 * Iago: Yeah, what?
 * Lord Shen: Well, that last fight against you seemed to give me enough strength to increase in my chi capabilities. Over the past 5 hours before you arrived, I trained enough to let that last fight boost my chances of seeing inside myself even more.
 * Po:...Shen, are you sure there's not a slim chance that she'll defeat you?
 * Lord Shen: Just trust me on this one, panda! Again, I wouldn't do this if I knew I couldn't win.
 * Shi-Te: YOU CRAZY, PEACOCK?!? WHAT IF SHE DOES WIN?!? THIS IS A CHOICE THAT IS GOING TO DOOM US ALL!!! I SHOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU!!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, I'm sure you'll be surprised, fatass! Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
 * Shi-Te: I sure hope so.
 * Dai Shi: (Chuckles) This just got interesting, Shen! You just decide to throw your own friends' lives, and your chance of repentance away with this deal. Well, prepare to lose more than your life!
 * Lord Shen:...(Takes deep breath)...(Does inner-peace stances, and starts to glow in chi energy)
 * Dai Shi: Oooh, shiny, but not a good time for a light show, bird-brain! Prepare for oblivion! (She transforms her blades into a large spear, spun it at quick speeds, and struck towards Shen as quick as she could, but at a total instant, he caught it while glowing stronger in chi energy)...What?
 * Lord Shen: (Bursts in chi energy, shocking Dai Shi. Shen then glowed brighter as all the crop gardens miraculously got restored, and more flowers bloomed, surprising about everyone)
 * Icky:...Mind blown!
 * Dai Shi:...HAH! I'm supposed to be afraid of that? I can do that too! (Does the same thing, though not as intense, and she transformed her weapon into a sword similar to Shen's, as the two clashed as the weapons glowed in energy)
 * Shi-Te:...I...I'm confused. Does this prove anything?
 * Po: I think it might. Maybe Shen is more clever than we expected.
 * Skipper: Let's just see how this plays out.
 * Dai Shi: "HOW, COULD YOU MANAGE TO GET SUCH CHI FROM MERE HOURS?! WHO, DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Who hasn't asked that question?.... Who is anyone? Who am I really?..... A Son of Peacock Nobles? An Uncle? An adopted father? A lover of a troubled sun goddess? A repenting failed conguror of china? A general? The defeater of many villainious plans? Why.... It's simple.... I'm all that and more..... (Creates an asian Phenox Avatar, shocking Dai Shi!).... I, AM LORD SHEN, PROUD HIGH RANKED MEMBER OF THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD!! I make sure nobody threatens my home, my friends, OR my way of life. And nobody can tell me that I'm just a monster who cannot change... Because I can, have, and will!" (The two started fighting)
 * Icky: Yikes! Well, enjoy the fight everybody, we've got popcorn.
 * Dai Shi: You will regret defeating me, Shen! The moment the Villain League does something devastating and beyond even YOUR power, you're going to regret not having me stop it before it occurs! You're going to doom yourself, your home, friends, AND way of life by doing this.
 * Lord Shen: And how is putting YOU in charge of ending them going to make this any better? You run the risk of ending up just as bad as Kai.
 * Dai Shi: I will end the Villain League's reign of terror.
 * Lord Shen: We've taken away enough of their control since the Second Cartoonian War! We destroyed and/or contained several Darkspawn relics capable of releasing evils beyond our comprehension, and we've BEATEN Darkspawn before. The Villain League is nothing to be scared of thanks to us. They don't even have Cynder anymore! They even lost their extreme edge! Heck, the closest you'll ever find being an exsample of those days, is Junjie, and we handle him almost rediculiously easy reguardless of the extremes he makes! As they evolved, so have we! We do our job the right way. You, on the other hand, think that destroying them completely is going to make a difference.
 * Dai Shi: What's the problem? Wouldn't you want the Villain League gone?
 * Lord Shen: "What good hero doesn't? They're the bane of all heroes, and anti-heroes alike. The thing is, however. The Leage has a bad habit of never staying down, even if we were to take down Mirage, Xehanort, AND Mang for good! They will ALWAYS find a way to come back! Even if they were taken down by the High Council, they will come back! Good and Evil can NEVER truely destroy each other. Sure, you can get rid of the villain itself, but it doesn't stop darkness as a whole. It's like a hydra. It'll always grow a new head to replace it's fallen. The best we can do is make sure that darkness is kept from getting worse. And right know, your anti-villain antics quilifys as a head that needs to be stoped! You run the risk of getting yourself killed, becoming a new age Kai, or even another pawn for Mang to use! I have to put a stop to that!"
 * Dai Shi: "You saw how I adapted to one of your plans, Shen! I can surpass anything they can throw at me!?"
 * Lord Shen: "The leage has two advantages over that: the ability to counter-stragity even on someone like you, and that they cheat! They can just as easily pretend to actselly lose to you just to get you cocky and strike when you least suspect it! We should know, they sometimes still pull fast ones on us every once in the while!"
 * Dai Shi: "WHY IS IT THAT NO ONE HAS ANY FAITH IN ME?! I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE HAPPY THAT I AM TRYING TO AVENGE YOUR HONOR?!"
 * Lord Shen: "By all means, I appresiate the gesture... But I already redeemed my own honor long ago. If anything, it's YOUR honor who needs to be redeemed!"