Strictly Invitation Only

Strictly Invitation Only is the 22nd Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Senator Tricorn is hosting a very huge banquet in honor of a well-recognized UUniverseal Senator who is actually her aged adopted mother, Senator Morecorn, and Tricorn wants to impress her mother so badly since Morecorn has become slightly dissatisfied on how Tricorn kept making questionable moves, and was desperate enough to even invite the Shell Lodgers as guests, even though some had to stay behind. The former-villain Lodgers had to stay behind for their controversial pasts, the Hyenas for their bad behaviors, and Po for his bad table manners. Tricorn entrusted Spyro to be the one who prepares the banquet since she heard he was chosen for the Autumn Festival in When Turkeys Revolt, and SpongeBob to set up the party after hearing about a house party he once threw, despite the fact that the party he originally intended to have sucked. Though Spyro and SpongeBob are reluctant because Po and the former villain Lodgers are going to be left out because of Tricorn worrying that they would do something embarrassing and would upset Morecorn. This, however, attracts the attention of Qui and her cronies, who see this oppertunity to kill two birds with one stone, not only meaning to kill Spyro and SpongeBob to disable the Lodgers forever since Tricorn arrogantly separated half of the Lodgers, and capture two of the most powerful Senators of the UUniverses for automatic control, as well as a far easier way to make Qui's known ambitions for a new Villains Act get accomplished far quicker, but for Qui to lure out Cynder for her own plans to make Cynder a daughter after hatred for Cynder turns into fascination and makes her crave Cynder to be perfect as a perfect future heir of the new Villains Act. Can Po, and the former villain Lodges with Riku aiding Cynder be able to stop this party crash, and prevent Qui and her cronies from becoming dangerously close to realizing their goal of killing Spyro and SpongeBob?

Transcript
Darkness Qui would sing these.



Chapter 1: Senator Tricorn's Banquet
Dragon Realms Senate Flashback Present
 * Tricorn: (She is sitting in her office)...So, Jamaica, how's the status on that empty Senator seat?
 * Jamaica: Well, that's what I came for, your grace....and...don't get that upset, but...your mother has taken the seat.
 * Tricorn:...My...MOTHER?!?
 * Jamaica: Yes. As in Senator Saturn Betty Morcerin, AKA Morecorn. She came with this message. (Clears throat) "Very disappointed in my little girl for all the s*** she's done! Coming into the Senate to make sure you behave. I'll meet you at this year's banquet that will be in my honor this week. Sincerely, your mother, Morecorn."
 * Tricorn:...(Gulps)...Oh, boy!
 * Jamica: "But, I'm sure that dispite her mean-spirited words, she does care for you."
 * Tri-corn: "I know she does, but.... I have ended up scaring her into being cynical and, abit sour with me for a long time now."
 * Jamica: "Oh, Tri-corn, I'm sure she is only looking out for you. Mothers scold their children sometimes because they care."
 * Tricorn: No, you don't understand. She's been cross with me for as long as I can remember. But I feel like I should reveal how I ended up with her.
 * Jamaica: Oh, you really don't need to--
 * Tricorn: Do you want to understand this or not?
 * Jamaica:...Alright.
 * Tricorn:...Okay...It all started when I was just a 1-year-old baby dragonling...
 * (Tricorn): You see, before she had me, she had children of her own. A clutch of eggs that were soon to hatch. She was caught up with both this and being in the Dragon Realms Senate. She didn't want anything to happen to them. But then came the day the apes invaded. (Apes were seen laying waste to the dragon city)...At the same time I lost MY parents... (Apes were seen slaughtering Tricorn's parents in front of her as a baby dragonling)...She lost her eggs! (Morecorn watched as all her eggs were crushed by a boulder thrown by a catapult)...I may not have remembered much in my baby days, but I do remember getting out of the crib and crawling right into her grasp. With her only family gone, she took me in and raised me as her own.
 * (Jamaica): Was this an ape invasion that was before the one where Spyro's egg was lost and Miss Cynder's was taken?
 * (Tricorn): This was hundreds of years before that. I still remember the first day she was disappointed in me too well. You see, I was always...different growing up.
 * Young Tricorn: (A young non-cyborg Tricorn was seen with a military toy playset) FWOOSH! TASTE FLAMBE, YOU BUTT-SNIFFING APES!!! YEAH!! I LIKE TO SEE YOU ALL BURN!! (Giggles until a brooding shadow appeared. This was a young Morecorn. Tricorn hid the playset behind her back)...
 * (Tricorn): Mother didn't approve of my childhood love for war and fighting. Let's just say that invasion left a rather intense fire in my heart that I couldn't extinguish at the time. (As Morecorn sent Tricorn to her room) She said if I didn't get serious and become more cautious in the future, I'd end up being forever ruined. I know she was looking out for me after what happened to her children, But nothing I ever did would make her see that I had the potential to do something great. She was just too over-protective. (Morecorn forced Tricorn to give her the ape action figure she held in her hand as she cried in her pillow and Morecorn left)...Ever since that time, I've always wanted was for her to say...she was proud of me. But as the years passed, I started growing more into my childhood dreams and...well...let's just say that when I joined the Dragon Realms Navy after becoming friends with Cyclona, my mother didn't take it very well...
 * Morecorn: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, TRICORN?!? YOU DO REALIZE THAT A CAREER LIKE THIS WILL GET YOU KILLED?!?
 * Tri-corn: "Mother, please! I have my reasons! With terrorest organisations like Cobra poping up, the Apes still being as stupid as ever, even the Grox threatening us, I need to be able to protect our home..... And to protect you."
 * Morecorn: "Tri-corn, there's ALREADY enough brave souls like your friend Cyclona to do enough as it is! Your involvement is very un-nessersary! You can't risk fighting against the kind of people our brave millaterry goes up against! It's too risky!"
 * Tricorn:...(Sighs) You know something, mother, you've been up my throat protecting me from danger ever since you caught me playing with that military playset. I'm sorry to say that you can't keep me from being who I want to be. And that is, and always has been, to fight for my country, and therefore to save YOUR hide as much as you tried to save MINE! So...with all the love I have in my heart for you...please...BACK OFF!! (Leaves)...
 * Morecorn:...(Sighs)...My little girl's all grown up...and going out to destroy people!...(Sobs)...
 * (Tricorn): I didn't see her again for years. But when I resigned my commission following the end of the Great Grox War, I went to my mother's home to see if she was okay. I told her everything heroic I did, but...well...she just didn't want to talk to me. She didn't say anything, she didn't even give me any eye contact. So, I decided to leave her alone. I was fearful that she would commit suicide, but she never did such a thing. She was at least grateful that the war was over...and I was alive...but she left home and said on a letter that she'd always watch over me. And so...I became Senator out of respect for her. I considered it my way of making up for disappointing her.
 * Tricorn: But now, I can tell by now she's heard about all the dilemmas I've been going through for over 5 years. So...I feel that it is my duty to make this banquet good for her just so I can get even a smile out of her. I'd hate to disappoint her again like I did before.
 * Jamaica: (Barely sobbing)...That's...so...awful!
 * Tricorn: So now do you understand how much this means to me? I want to give her my greatest condolences for not getting this mad at me for getting the joy I needed to extinguish the fire caused by my love for fighting and action by fighting against the Grox.
 * Jamaica:...Well...*Sniff* I would like that, your grace. I would really like that.
 * Tricorn: So, let's do what we can to make this banquet extra special.
 * Jamaica: Should I invite the Lodgers? I feel that they should know about this, too.
 * Tricorn: All of them can come...except for a few of them. Don't let the antihero Lodgers attend for...certain reasons...and don't include the panda so his pig-like appetite won't ruin the banquet.
 * Jamaica:...Right away, mam! (Leaves)
 * Tricorn:...(Sighs)...I won't let you down this time, mother. I'll make you proud....
 * Unknown to her, that a beetle-like drone was secretly watching while invisable, and left without attaracting attention.

Chapter 2: Po and the Former-Villain Lodgers Left In The Dust
Dragon Guardian Temple. Cutaway Present Later... Elsewhere! Flashback. Present Flashback. Reality. Else where in the Temple.
 * Spyro and Cynder were sitting on the couch togather watching TV.
 * TV: "In recent defelitment, formerly Retired Morecorn as returned to senatorial duties as new prime senator of the United Universeal Senate."
 * Cynder: "Morecorn.... I heard about her. I believe she was Tri-corn's adopted mother."
 * Spyro: "I feel as if she returned from retirement cause she's heart-broken and disappointed about the recent messes Tri-corn's been into."
 * Cynder: "Wouldn't be surprised. Poor Morecorn. I bet it was hard for her to deal with someone she raised as a child turn into... An un-nessersaringly violent, idiotic beast. But I'm glad Glitch-corn is offline for the time being so Tri-corn can better control herself."
 * Spyro: "Yeah, but it's only a matter of time before something happens to bring it back. And once so, we have to be ready to make sure that stupid program doesn't make Tri-corn's reputation worse then it already is."
 * Cynder: "Agreed."
 * Sparx came in, sighing as he was looking at a picture of Fire, the dragonfly, from a piece of newspaper concerning recent events.
 * Spyro chuckled.
 * Spyro: "I think someone is still thinking about that dragon fly friend of Fu-Xi's."
 * Sparx: UH, NO I'M NOT! I'm...uh...just looking at the funny pages. The Garfield ones are epic classics! This one's so much better than the one from yesterday.
 * Cynder: Oh, stop trying to hide your feelings for that dragonfly, Sparx. We already know it all too well.
 * Sparx:...(Sighs) Fine! I admit it, I'm in love with her! I didn't even catch her name. I mean, it's not like you two have experienced it before! (The two looked at each other nervously)...But enough of this, what are you guys doing?
 * Spyro: We just heard that Tricorn's adopted mother, Morecorn, has taken the empty Senator seat because of the trouble Tricorn has gotten into lately.
 * Sparx: Oh-ho-ho, are we gonna have a HUGE public spanking here tonight! I'd pay big money to see that.
 * Spyro/Cynder: SPARX!!
 * Sparx: What?!? I would!
 * Cynder: (Sighs) Sparx, that was an inappropriate thing to say.
 * Sparx: Whatever, I'm gonna go find SpongeBob. Let's just hope he didn't end up sleep-kissing Sandy again last night like last time...
 * Sandy: (As SpongeBob was trying to kiss her in his sleep) SPONGEBOB, YOU'RE HAVING A DREAM!! AAAHHH!!! GET OFF OF ME!! YEESH, AT THE VERY LEAST, DON'T END UP EJ********G IN YOUR PANTS AGAIN FROM WHATEVER YOU'RE EXPERIENCING IN YOUR DREAM!! AAHHHH!!
 * Sparx: Though that was disturbing, I couldn't stop laughing for so long.
 * Spyro:...Right. (Knocking was heard)
 * Cynder: Huh? Who could that be? (They opened the front door to see Jamaica)
 * Spyro: Jamaica? What're you doing here?
 * Jamaica: Well, Tricorn sent me here to tell you that... You guys are being invited to Morecorn's celebratory banquet in the coming week.
 * ???: DID SOMEBODY SAY 'BANQUET'?!? (Po zooms up to them)...
 * Sparx:... You're serious? She wants us there?
 * Jamaica: Well, not all of you. She says she doesn't want the former villain Lodgers there and... She wants to leave out Po.
 * Po: WHAT?!?
 * Jamaica: She says she doesn't want your 'pig-like appetite' to ruin the banquet. Besides, I am aware of your habit of ruining banquets a lot for your enormous appetite.
 * Po: "..... AW, NO!? IT'S THE "INVITATION ONLY" EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 * Cynder: "Ok, Po, I can understand, he has... Poor eating standerds, but, why are the anti-hero lougers dis-included?! AND ME AS WELL?!"
 * Jamica: "Cynder, it's nothing against you or them personally, it's just... Miss Morecorn has been feeling, concerned about Tri-corn's recent mistakes for awhile now.... And well, it's not just nessersarly because of controverseal pasts, but.... Well, remember Shen's little, rampage as "Dark Shen"? That's likely still gonna be a hot-button issue, espeically since Morecorn was concerned that Tri-corn almost interfeared when it wasn't appresiated. She was worried Shen as the state he was in would've took her life."
 * Cynder: "Well if Morecorn had the chance to understand that what happened then was an obvious case of corruption, then-"
 * Jamica: "Morecorn does understand that, believe me.... It's just.... Morecorn is just alittle uneasy about, alot of troubling things lately, and Tri-corn just wants to give her a peaceful banquit, so please, it's nothing against you and the anti-hero lougers, it's just... Tri-corn doesn't wanna bring distressed to her adopted mother. And she also doesn't want Po's bad hapits to.... Gross her out. Again, nothing against you guys, it's just-"
 * Spyro: "It's ok, Jamica. Tri-corn's just being a good daughter. We understand."
 * Po: "(Sadly) Yeah, I guess.... I'll, warn the other anti-hero lougers the tough break."
 * Po walked away.
 * Cynder: ".... (Sigh)... I'll, help him."
 * Cynder walked away as well.
 * Jamica: "..... Again, it was nothing against you..... (Sigh).... I hate being the bringer of bad news sometimes.... Anyway, Spyro, could you bring in Spongebob as well? Tri-corn also has a speical propisition as well...."
 * Spyro: "Alchourse.... But, be warned that he might not be very cheery when he hears about Tri-corn's, conditions."
 * SpongeBob: Hey, guys! (They see him as he has a wet stain in his pants)...I had the most wonderful dream last night.
 * Sandy: (Came out) Uh, SpongeBob, can we talk for a second?
 * Sparx:...(Scoffs and laughs) It happened again, didn't it?
 * SpongeBob: What? (Sees his pants) AAAHH, OH, THIS IS EMBARRASSING!!
 * Jamaica:...Okay, there's something I didn't need to see.
 * Spyro: She came and said we're being invited to the banquet to celebrate the coming of Tricorn's adopted mother, Morecorn.
 * SpongeBob: MORE-Corn? Sounds like a body part for my SPORE game.
 * Sandy: Well, we'd be delighted to come. But first...SpongeBob, we need to talk about...private matters. (They leave)
 * Sparx: (Laughs hard and lands on the floor)...I...I CAN'T TALK!! (Laughs)
 * Spyro:...Okay, I'd better let those two know the rest once they're done with discussing their private business. I swear, the sooner SpongeBob stops thinking about Sandy before going to sleep, the better.
 * SpongeBob: She doesn't want the antihero Lodgers or Po to come?
 * Sandy: Well...Po I get, but the antihero Lodgers? Don't that include...Cynder?
 * Spyro: Yes. That includes her. Look, I'm not too happy with the decision, either. But Tricorn says she wants this banquet to be perfect because she just wants to make her mother happy.
 * Sparx: Yeah, considering the old lady is so over-protective, the fact that she was part of the Navy was probably too much for her heart to take.
 * Sandy:...Wow. Well, if that's what she wants, I think it's best that we respect that.
 * SpongeBob: I'll go tell the others.
 * Spyro: Cynder and Po are already handling that. If Tricorn just wants to impress her mother for once, then I think we owe her a favor by contributing.
 * Sandy: "But though, I'm a might worried Shen might not take this lying down."
 * Shen's voice: "WHAT?!"
 * Lord Shen: "TRI-CORN IS LEAVING SOME OF US OUT OVER OUR FLAWS AND THAT DARK SHEN MESS!?"
 * Po: "Hey, I'm not happy I'm missing the banquet either!"
 * Icky: "IT'S THE THANKSGIVING EPISODE ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 * Lord Shen: "How could she?! THE PEACOCK FAMILY HAS ALWAYS BEEN INVITED TO BANQUETS!? And I never had a chance to get into one since.... A certain phase of my life."
 * Po: "Well, my Banquet troubles were worse at the time."
 * (Po): You see, I've always been denied for banquets because...well, when I threw up a bowl of sweet and sour chowder when I was young, I ended up being a disgrace to banquets everywhere. I was always hiding and watching banquets ever since. Sure I admit I'm gross, but you know how I am when I eat. But during the time when me and the others were going to a banquet to celebrate Superintendent Chang, once again, I was left down in the dumps. But when Temutai came and botched up everything because he felt he wasn't invited, I came in and...well...it turns out Superintendent Chang was as much of a slob as me. In the end, we made the BIGGEST wagon in all of China! (The duo burp was loud enough to be heard all across China, and even shook mountains, and it ended with the Furious Five, Shifu, and Hu moaning in disgust)
 * Po: It was the first time I enjoyed a banquet, and with an equal slob along with it. Best fun I've had at that time...well, aside from a few days later when I ended up becoming the Midnight Stranger. But I guess that doesn't count as me being in a NORMAL one. Unless this Morecorn lady is as much a slob as Chang, then I'm in luck. But...it's really doubtful, otherwise I'm sure she'd be kicked out of the UUniversal Senate faster than you can do a normal burp.
 * Icky: "Ok, I get why YOUR out, but why are the rest of us dumped?! Granted, I'm no gentlemen, but I'm not a pig either?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh.... It, may've been because of... Dark Shen....."
 * Iago: ".... AND that chrismas fiasco when Copperfang cursed us to be jerks back when HE WAS A JERK HIMSELF?!"
 * Banzai: "And our overall tendingcy to sometimes cause more trouble then good. Like when Icky TRIED TO USE SHEN TO CHEAT IN A FIGHTING TOURAMENT?!"
 * Cynder: "Look, it's obvious that it's mainly because of Dark Shen, Tri-corn doesn't want to remind her troubled adopted mother of the troubles and problems of the universe. She must be a WREAK ever since Tri-corn became a cyborg and has been a consistence problem to both us and anything she deemed a threat. It is only fair that, we allow Tri-corn this chance."
 * The Anti-Hero Lougers muttered in relucent agreement.
 * Kaa: ".... I suppose your right."
 * Savio: "Eh, it's gonna suck, but I guess we owe her after she saved us from having to deal with permits and the unreliable process of introducing amends to make it "speedy"."
 * Icky: "As much as it's gonna suck, why not?"
 * Po: "Ok.... So Tri-corn can get the chance to make her mom happy, I guess."
 * Cynder: "Besides, it's probuly a blessing in disguise. We'll be able to look out for trouble that might be attracted to the chance to get a prime senator in a vulerable position. Not just that, but, I have been concerned that Qui has been disturbingly inactive now. She's normally a frequint problem we had to deal with.... She could be up for a major plan concerning the banquet, or worse!"
 * Icky: "Really? Even when we just found out awhile back that Qui has nothing to do with you and you STILL act like she does?"
 * Sir Hiss: "As much as I am newly spectic of Cynder's concerns, we should at least be more sensitve to her beliefs, Icky."
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed. We aren't truely sure if her, disturbing past, really actselly happened. Remember when we reported it to Warson about it?"
 * Headmaster Warson: "By the fields of Manzar, QUI WENT THROUGH ALL THAT?!"
 * Xandy: "We know it's abit shocking sir. But that really happened to Qui...."
 * Headmaster Warson: ".... As unfortunate and dark as it is, I cannot help but to feel that, this is the first time I heard this event."
 * Cynder: "..... It is? But aren't you always informed of planetary tragities?"
 * Headmaster Warson: "Well, thing is, either Qui's story wasn't well documented by the Zewinasaurs, or t'was intentionally censored to protect themselves from prosicution. Did, Qui gave any details about what tribe she was from and what the rival tribe was?"
 * Cynder: "..... She.... Didn't exactly say. Perhaps she was protecting her people's name to prevent some kind of prosicution over her actions?"
 * Headmaster Warson: ".... I think this needs to be investigated. I have an exbert very interested in how the VA happened, and he would love to see more about the origins of Qui herself. I'll issue an order for him to investigate this further. Be warned that it tends to take time. The exbert likes to be very thorough, and doesn't want to miss a detail. We will update you on this when he's finished."
 * Cynder: "How long will this take?"
 * Headmaster Warson: "..... Let's just say it isn't exactly a process that can be finish in a matter of weeks. I can't be the one quilifived to say how long this kind of process takes, but at best, all I can say is.... It's going to be a long wait."
 * Cynder sighed as a tear escaped.
 * The Lougers realised that Cynder was really hurt about what appeared to be the truth about Qui.
 * Icky: "(Sigh), I know, I know, but that's the thing. What if this story is either not well recorded into the books or was left out intentionally to avoid backlash by people who take these sort've things WAY too seriously?"
 * Lord Shen: "True, but it could mean that Qui either isn't telling the truth, or what she was told is yet another trick by those Secret Founders to keep her ignorent. I don't have much faith in Qui actselly having ANY relation to Cynder's past myself, but for her sake, let's at least let her believe what she wants to believe... Can you at least, do that, cynical and snarky to this as you are?"
 * Icky:...Well... I suppose so.
 * Lord Shen: Good. And now, there's a point I want to make if I'm going to be staying here-
 * Iago: Let me guess, you don't want Kairi to come?
 * Lord Shen:... Well, that was a pretty good guess. But yes, that's the condition. If I am to not go to this banquet, then I cannot let her out of my sights. We all know the tired cliché of what happens when there's a party around. Things go peacefully, and before we know it, villains like Qui rear their ugly heads and cause trouble. You know, like Kairi and Spyro's Brother and Sister Anniversaries?
 * Icky: Yeah, we get it, you're still trying to protect her regardless of her age. For Heaven's sake, you were really angry when you caught that sentient tick on her leg that was obsessed with her. BLECH, cockroaches are one thing, but ticks? What's next, a fish? A spider? Or even a monster for God's sake? Seriously, these days, it's not just the villains who are out to get her.
 * Lord Shen: Exactly!
 * Cynder: Well, if that's what you want, then fine, Kairi can't go.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Speaking of which, where is she?
 * ???: I'm over here, Uncle Shen. (Kairi appears from upstairs in her nightgown) I was just taking a shower.
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, I can hear your singing from the other tallest tower.
 * Monkey: Your gonna get aroused by that?
 * Boss Wolf: And turn this into another one of those lousy Kairi fetishes? Hell no! Besides, she's already got a boyfriend.
 * Lord Shen: Kairi, we need to talk about-
 * Kairi: I already heard. You don't want me to go to this banquet. It's okay, though, I don't even wanna go, anyway.
 * Shifu: Well, I guess we'd better get ready.
 * Unknown to them, another Beetle like drone being invisable was watching as well and flew off.
 * Spongebob: "Wow Spyro! Can you believe that you and I get to host another party?"
 * Spyro sighed depressively.
 * Spyro: "......"
 * Spongebob: ".... Still sad about Cynder not being invited, huh?"
 * Spyro: (Sighs) Afraid so. We've been together for a long time, and we've always stuck together in the toughest of circumstances.
 * Sparx: I can clearly see why. And I'm sure a certain amount of people who made...questionable pictures of you two on the Internet...would agree.
 * Spyro: Okay, we've been over this Sparx, we're not in love. I've told you we're both scared that, if we were to be together in that fashion, our pasts would bring trouble to the both of us.
 * Sparx: Oh, a LOT of people say that, pal. I'm sure-
 * Spyro: Okay, we're getting off track here. The main reason why I'm disappointed that she wont come is because...well, she's been a bit of help to Tricorn and has even done a huge part in persuading her from certain horrible acts most of the time. I think that Cynder could be able to talk with Morecorn and convince her that Tricorn is not a true monster. She's just as persuasive to people as Shifu and the High Council for that matter. I just feel that...if she were to go, she could be of great help to Tricorn and Morecorn's relationship.
 * SpongeBob:...I see. Well, that is understandable.
 * Spyro: Yes. She's a good asset to the Lodgers for being one of the most persuasive. I feel like the problem Tricorn is through with her mother could be solved by a person like her.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I don't think that can be possible for now. We'll see what happens later on. You might get that chance soon.
 * Sparx: Why don't you get Cynder to talk to her now? Isn't the banquet supposed to be a week from now?
 * Spyro:... Hmm... I never thought of that.
 * Spongebob: "Problem is, Cynder's not the kind of girl to complain on what higher ahotrity desides. Cynder never judges a final desidion on anything."
 * Spyro: "That's true. Cynder won't seek to complincate things with Tri-corn. If there's one thing Cynder earned from being dark, is being obedient. The one ironic thing Gaul and his apes did right."
 * Spongebob: "Well granted they meant that obedience to be placed only for Malefor, but I see what you mean."
 * Spyro: "Besides, maybe at least they'll keep watch on the party. It's a known fact that every time we get into a party, villains seem to interupt it. On top of that, she's concerned about Qui's absince as of late."
 * Sparx: "But didn't we discover that Qui has nothing to do with her past?"
 * Spyro: "But remember what Warson said."
 * Sparx: Uh...I kinda forgot.
 * Spyro: He said that nobody knows the past of Qui. We already proved that the past Qui claimed she had wasn't true ever since we discovered she had plastic surgery, and Cynder has been saying lately that she finds her new form familiar. I don't know about this, but until this 'expert' gets pretty far in this investigation, which Warson claims will start with asking the good people of Qui's 'homeworld' of Zewishku, then we need to hold our thoughts on whether or not she and Cynder are connected.
 * SpongeBob: Agreed. Besides, we have more pressing matters at the moment, including helping Tricorn.
 * Spyro: Exactly, and as the hosts, Spongebob, we need to make both Tricorn and Morecorn more appreciative of each other than ever. It would really be saddening to see them both apart again.
 * Sparx: Relax, buddy, we can handle ANYTHING. When we're done with this, Morecorn will finally be appreciative of Tricorn.
 * Spyro: (Sighs) I hope so.
 * Sparx: "Don't worry bud, everything's gonna be fine."

Chapter 3: Darkness Qui's New Plan Begins Getting In Motion
Qui's Pyrimid. Qui's Throwneroom.
 * The Beetle Drones were ultamately reveiled as Qui's Spydrones.
 * They land and reach Narcotic and Celisus, with Qui Program present.
 * Celisus: "Ok, now let's see what our Spydrones scored this time."
 * Narcotic: "Celisus, I've been very concerned for Qui ever since the Grooka thing.... She began to obcess over Miss Cynder."
 * Celisus: "I know, and it's not the usual destroy the hero stuff, and, ugh.... She began to spend alot of times in the throwneroom more recently.... I hope she's no sprialing into Insanity."

This song begins to play as Qui Malmitulates the fire on the torches to make a magnfisent and dark display.

Cutaway Present 5 minutes later... Later... Much later... Bandit Camp. Inside the Pyrimid. In the video. The video ends Later... Cutaway Present Dragon Temple, Saterday before the week of the Banquet Flashback. Reality. Flashback. Reality. Flashback. Reality. Flashback. Reality.
 * Darkness Qui: (Inbwteen the quiet part of the song, she goes into a room filled with crayons and several pictures of Cynder on the wall)... URRGGHH!!... I CAN'T SHAKE THIS FEELING THAT I KNOW HER!!!... I think my mind is starting to play tricks on me or something. Like everything I knew was based on a lie!
 * Celsius: Your grace? (He and Narcotic arrived)... You have a moment?
 * Darkness Qui:... (Sighs) Of course.
 * Narcotic: You haven't been the same since that Grooka incident. I mean, I'm as surprised as you are that you might be something different. I mean, you had Peerdonian plastic surgery, you're starting to gain some oddly-occurring memories, and the Villains Act founders have turned against you.
 * Darkness Qui: I know! I'm starting to question who I am, and what I am! I would go to Zewishku to get some answers, but I can't for several reasons. Two of the most major ones are the most concerning! 1. I would be hunted down constantly by General Marson and the Heroes Act, and put in Oranos. 2. None of the Zewinsaurs there will consider listening to me. But oddly enough, they never said 'Oh, look, there's the disgrace of a Zewinsaur who murdered the warriors and capable adults of a tribe except for the eldery and the now drumatised children and the future prince for personal revenge'! Honestly, they should be glad I only killed the warrirors, war-chiefs and any adult capable to be a threat and not destroy THE ENTIRE TRIBE!? That would've made me Gordon bad. Ugh, so glad that nutcase isn't with us. He would've made things WORSE here!? Heck, they never even bothered putting me back into their own prison. I'm starting to think that... I didn't belong there. And not in the way that reject me, no, it's like.... I wasn't really was meant to exist there.
 * Celsius: Well, what're you gonna do for answers?
 * Darkness Qui: By all means, guys, I am still trying to unite the villain teams and create the new Villains act! But at the same time, ever since I came here, I not only had to deal with incompident fueders, moronic independent villains, proud insect warrirors turned cowerd because of pesticides, which argueability isn't that out of place, robotic dinosaurs, not at all powerful love alicorns, brutal but moronic thugs, magical christailised trees, centars, a singing talent show, and the most horrendus backwords conspiracty exposure result I HAD TO DEAL WITH!? Not to mention that prank Batty and the spirit of someon he cared about pranked me. But then, Grooka happened and.... I have begun to go from only HATEING THAT LITTLE PSYCO CYNDER TO.... Well, I still think she's nuts, but... The hate feels, gone.... Back on Grooka, I wasn't even minorly happy that she was crying cause her obcession was for nothing! I, Darkness Qui, wasn't happy for a hero's misery?! THIS PLACE IS MESSING ME UP!? Maybe THAT's why the secret founders yarged out! It's a pittifuly and misguided attempt to deter me from going into this madhouse of a universe!"
 * QP came in.
 * QP: "I can't believe I'm suggesting this, but... If your so obcessed with Cynder, then why not take the oppertunity to lure her our through going after this banquet going on?"
 * Darkness Qui:...Banquet?
 * QP: Yes. Apparently, it's in the honor of the person taking the newly-opened seat for the UUniversal Senate, and a very infamously bad-tempered senator named Tricorn wants this person, who just so happens to be her adopted mother, to have a good banquet since... Certain past problems.
 * Darkness Qui: What kind of past problems?
 * QP: It's a PAINFULLY long list that'll make us be here all day, Qui, so I'll just stick to the root of the problem. Her adopted mother was over-protective on her, and their relationship ended up sour when she joined the Dragon Realms Navy. So she became Senator upon the end of this war against these incredibly-hostile aliens called the 'Grox'. I feel like maybe we can take advantage of this.
 * Darkness Qui: I heard once or twice about those guys. They sound like the kind of people that mean business. Should we try and get the Grox to work for us? I bet they would love the oppertunity to get back at a war hero who humiliated them and-
 * QP: Not possible. Not only were they banished from the Dragon Realms at the end of that war, but apparently they are unimaginaly easy to piss off. They're asentually this universe's verson of Corbos' people. Nobody in the UUniverses know what gets them angry, and they never bother to explain it. That's why most alien races in these UUniverses despise them. They make horrible allies. The Villain League once tried to get them to join their ranks very long ago when this "Pastoon" place got discovered by the lougers indirectly thanks to the Grox being nightmareish to deal with and gained an interest to have the Grox's brute force and powerful tec in their procession, but...
 * Captain Rourke: RETREAT!! RETREAT!! (The Villain League was running for their lives from the Grox as they wore atmospheric suits and wielded powerful blasters, one of them disintegrating Makunga)
 * Plankton: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
 * Hades: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE MONSTERS?!?
 * Etemon: (He gets disintegrated) AAHHH!!
 * Audrey II: DANG, YOU LITTLE SNOTS, TAKE IT EASY- (He gets disintegrated, and a few other villains get disintegrated while a few get back on their ship and retreat)
 * QP:... It didn't end well. Bottomline, they'll Yarged on you before you can even get a slight word in edge-wise.
 * Darkness Qui:... Yikes. I haven't seen a race this dangerous and angry since the Bulliarns. Well, we'll just have to deal with what we got. When will this banquet start?
 * QP: In a week.
 * Darkness Qui: "Ugh, no doubt the all the Lougers even Cynder would be involved in it, so I think that for once, we better just leave it alone. I'm hardly the same Qui anymore, and I just feel that my compidence has suffered ALOT from the various scrapes in the past. It's LIKELY gonna end in fail reguardless!"
 * QP: "Well, you might be glad to know that the arragant bitch Tri-corn snubbed inviting Cynder and the anti-hero members of the Louge, plus the one by the name of Po, for-"
 * Darkness Qui looks legitamently shocked and offended!
 * Darkness Qui: "WHAT?! LITTERALLY THE ONE HERO THAT BRAVELY STOOD UP EVEN MY GREATNESS GETS SNUBBED AT SOME PARTY BY SOME BITCH I JUST HEARD ABOUT LITTERALLY A FEW MOMENTS AGO?!"
 * QP, Narcotic, and Celisus are legitamently surprised by the reaction.
 * QP: ".... Wow, when you said you lost your hatred for the brat, you weren't kidding."
 * Darkness Qui: "Hey, don't get me wrong, stratigetly speaking, it is a perfect oppertunity, but at the SAME TIME?! In the Universe I came from, any hero that stood up to even someone like ME, and lived alchourse, would always be treated to the highest honors and get INVITED TO ALL THE PARTIES?! IN THE VA, IF YOU HAVE A OVER-GLORIFIVED ARCH-RIVAL THAT EVERYONE NOT A VILLAIN LOVES, EVEN IF THEY'RE THE BIGGEST ASS IN THE WORLD AND/OR UNIVERSE, IT'S THE ULTAMATE STATUS SYMBOL!? IN TERMS, IT MEANS THAT PEOPLE TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY IF THEY'RE WILLING TO LOVE AND ADORE, EVEN A DISRESPECTFUL AND UNLIKEABLE ASSHOLE WHO HAPPENS TO BE CONSIDERED THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE TO BE A TRHEAT TO YOU?! CYNDER BEING SNUBBED FROM A BANQUET OF ALL THINGS, IS THE ULTAMATE DISRESPECT TO ME?!"
 * Celisus: "In all fairness, your grace, it's HIGHLY likely this Tri-corn didn't done it to disrespect you."
 * QP: "Yeah, Cynder and half of the other Lougers that were once villains or at best minions were snubbed for some insodent concerning the one named Shen from being part of a forsaken war project that reared it's ugly head again through mysterious means, as well as the fact that some times those anti-hero lougers tend to relapse extactulary or because of great past controversey.... In fact, Cynder used to be the Leage's leader, does she not?"
 * Darkness Qui: "THEN WHAT'S HER EXCUSE OF SNUBBING OUT THE FAT BEAR-THING PO?!"
 * QP: ".... Haven't you seen how that guy eats?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Oh it can't possability be THAT bad, is it?"
 * QP: Well... (Her chest opens to a screen showing Po's eating habits)...
 * Darkness Qui: (Shocked)... OH, GOD, HE ATE THAT FROM OFF THE FLOOR?!?
 * (Po): Five-second rule!
 * Darkness Qui: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, THAT'S HIS EXCUSE?!? THE HUMANS OF MY WORLDS ALREADY DISPROVED THAT THEORY A CENTURY AGO!!... OH, GOD, HE SPIT THAT FOOD OUT AFTER SOMEONE WANTED IT, AH GROSS!!!... OH MY, GOD, THAT MILK CAM OUT HIS NOSE, AND... OH, MY GOD, HE DRANK IT BACK UP ANYWAY?!?
 * (Po): (Talks with his mouth full)
 * Darkness Qui: DUDE, DON'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL!!... OH, COME ON, YOU USE YOUR HANDS TO PICK UP FOOD?!? I mean, granted, I heard of finger-food, but still, THERE'S TIME AND PLACES WHERE ALL FOOD MUST BE EATEN WITH USUTENALS?! IT'S LIKE THIS GUY'S HASN'T EVEN HEARD OF SILVERWA- AAAHHHH, HE'S EATING ALL THOSE STUFFED PASTRIES LIKE AN APE?!? (Po burps loudly)... What, are you gonna say 'excuse me'?... Oh, God, at least it can't be worse than tha-AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! HE LICKED IT AND OFFERED IT TO THE STRIPED FELINE LADY?!?
 * Darkness Qui: STOP DOING THAT!! STOP DOING THAT!!! FINGERS AWAY FROM THE NOSE WHILE YOU'RE EATING!!! TURN IT OFF!!! (QP does that)... If you'll excuse me... I need to take a quick bathroom break. (Goes into the bathroom, and massive vomiting was heard)
 * Narcotic:... Was it really that disgusting? (QP shows him the video)... Oh, goodness! (Qui comes out and sees the playing clip again, and goes back into the bathroom vomiting again)
 * Narcotic:... Wow... 2 whole minutes of projectile vomiting.
 * Celsius: Okay, new rule, let's NEVER show her that video again. NOT EVEN FOR A PRANK?!
 * QP: Agreed.
 * Darkness Qui:... Okay, I can see now why he's a disgrace to banquets everywhere. By the Gods, was that disgusting!
 * Narcotic: "Yeah, it's kinda that bad. His eating hapits' worse then my Uncle Pox's. And he never even washes his hands?! HIS HANDS?!"
 * Darkness Qui: "But we're off the sunject here!? Any disrespect to the one soul brave enough to stand up to me, IS BEING DISRESPECTFUL TO ME?! AND I, WON'T, TOLERATE IT!?"
 * Celisus: "So that means we better get the drones ready for combat then?"
 * Darkness Qui: "NOT JUST THEM!? They might not be enough! Remember those desert bandits camped outside of this place?!"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, they called themselves the "Deserta Bandits" cause, appearently, this place is called "Deserta", the desert planet with a culture not too different from Intervexian culture."
 * Darkness Qui: "YES! TELL THEM THAT IN RETURN FOR A HANDSOME REWARD THAT WE NEED THEIR HELP TO KIDNAP TWO POWERFUL SENATORS AND HALF OF THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD?! WE HAVE A UNGREATFUL PARTY OF SNUBBERS TO PUNISH?! Plus it's more or less an oppertunity to score major points for the Villain Comminity here, but that's just a slight plus for doing this. NOW GO OUT TO IT?!"
 * QP, Narcotic, and Celisus obeyed and left.
 * Darkness Qui: "Believe me Cynder, I will lure you to me and I'll make you mine, ONE WAY, OR ANOTHER?!" (Resumes her song in a climatic finish.)
 * A Huge Scorpian was in charged of several bandits inspired by the major thieves from "Aladdin and the 40 thieves". They were enjoying gold of a latest raid.
 * Vulture Sword Master: "Scor-Pan, this has to be the best looted we had plundered yet!"
 * Creepy green cobra rope master: "Yesssssssssssssssssssss."
 * Renigade Martical Artist Monkey: "One of our finest robberies yet!"
 * Falmingo triplets: "Yes, yes yes!"
 * Fat Hippo: "OH YEAH, SCOR-PAN! YOU REALLY ARE THE BANDIT KING OF ALL OF.... All of.... All of.... Uh, what are we in again?"
 * Other Bandits: "DESERTA?!"
 * Fat Hippo: "OH, OH YEAH?! THE BANDIT KING OF DESERTA!?"
 * Scor-Pan the Giant Scorpain: "(Laughs), I thank thee for your complaments, gentlemen. But my raise into greatness, is JUST, BEGINNING!? SOON, WE WILL ROB THE GREAT DESERTA PALACE OF IT'S RICHES AND SOON, THE UNIVERSE WILL KNOW OF THE NAME, SCOR-PAN?! CHEER WITH ME, DESERTA BANDITS!?"
 * ???: And I have just the way for you to accomplish that. (The thieves are startled)
 * Vulture: INTRUDER!! WHO GOES THERE?!? AND HOW DID YOU FIND US?!?
 * Celisus (He arrives with Narcotic, and QP) Oh, it wasn't that easy.
 * Narcotic: You can thank SCIENCE!
 * QP: So, you are the Deserta Bandits?
 * Scor-Pan: Yeah? And YOU must be friends of that disgrace of a villain, Darkness Qui.
 * QP: "It's a pity even simple crooks are nit-picky of a few rotten days."
 * Monkey: So what are you doing here, dishonorable ones?
 * Narcotic: "Well, Qui needs a few exberts in how to crash a huge party. You see, there's this banquet in the Dragon Realms hosted by Tri-corn and she only invited half of the lougers and-"
 * Scor-Pan: Not interested. We have no time for off-world plots. We're called the Deserta Bandits because, for one, we are on Deserta! It wouldn't make very good sense for us to do crimes OUTSIDE of Deserta. But mostly because we were banished here by the High Council for... Certain things we did to upset them.
 * Hippo: Yeah... Uh... What was it again?
 * Scor-Pan: (Sighs) THIEVERY OF DRAGON POWER GEMS OF COURSE!!!
 * QP:... You got banished here over jewery?
 * Green Cobra: "Not just any jewery. Jewery respondsable for why the Dragon Realmssssss ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS the dragon realmsssssssssssssssssssssssss."
 * Narcotic: "Uh, you seem to have a bit of a lisp problem sir, have you ever considered getting that looked at?"
 * Flamingo Triplet #1: Yeah, do you know how much those are in the black market? A HUNDRED-THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
 * Flamingo Triplet #2: About a dozen of those things could make us millions! We'd be the richest thieves in the UUniverses. But those High Council jerks caught us before the transsation was complete and had banish us to this pitiful sandy hell! Nothing here but Egyptians, flesh-devouring scarabs, mummies, and sandstorms that can burn your eyes like fire! But with how much gold they have here, it's all worth it. Still wish we were successful selling off those gems though.
 * Cobra: Indeed. We make our banishment here count. We sssssssteal all kinds of treasuresssssss from every ancient city we can find.
 * Narcotic: ".... Ok, seriously, you need to see someone about that lisp."
 * QP: "Well how about we give you give an even greater chance then just robbing some snob king's fortune?"
 * Scor-Pan:... Keep talking.
 * Celisus: "Well, you see, doing crime in planetary confinement is only limited to planetary infamy. True, it DOES get you noticed in the universe, but they won't take you as a serious threat as long as your keep your evil here."
 * Scor-Pan: "..... Hmmm.... That is a truely good point.... But beleive me, as good of a point that is, we're not exactly in great position to do crime BEYOND Deserta! Those High Councilers left us to rot here with NO ship!"
 * QP: "Hello, geniuses, where did you think WE came from?!"
 * Hippo: "... Wait.... You guys WEREN'T banished here?"
 * Celisus: "Alchourse not, my simple minded buffoonic friend. We came here by choice to hide away from those heroes on the accounts Desert planets are rarely visited."
 * Green Cobra: "Then clearly you didn't know about the tourisssssssssssssssst indussssssssssssstry."
 * Celisus: "Well, luckly, we hid this triangle-shaped ruins that are rarely visited by these "tourests" you speak of."
 * Scor-Pan: "That because you people made the questionable desidion to hide in the imprisonment pyrimid of the cursed preist-lord of the forsakened, Amutt."
 * Narcotic: "...... A Mutt? A Mutt of what exactly?"
 * Scor-Pan: "..... Your turkey friend, he's stupid, huh?"
 * QP: "You have NO idea, how much so."
 * Scor-Pan: "Anyway, Amutt, not A MUTT, Amutt, by the way, is once the greatest deserta preistlord of the entire planet of Deserta! He beleived that one day, a dragon realmian scarlet dragon, a breed of dragon more powerful and rarer then even purple dragons, would come to Deserta for the Presitlord to blindly serve under it's wing, to lead an almost unstoppable army of mummy warriors to congure all of the universes under his and the dragon's rule! In fact, it why Amutt became cursed! Eyget High Council Gods cursed Amutt to never be free from pyrimid again unless fools are stupid enough to venture deeper into pyrimid! So far, you only turned certain parts of Amutt's old lair into fancy smacy new-age lair, but you have YET to discover the way into Amutt's imprisonment, along with the room holding THOUNDSONS APAWN THOUNDSONS OF MUMMY WARRIORS?! High Council said that the so-called choosen Scarlet Dragon was kept in Dragon realms for long time, until mysteriously kidnapped by salamander people from another plain of existence! And you people no realise that answer to Qui's fall from grace, is litterally under her nose! Villian teams would be BIG-TIME impressed, all known heroes, over-wealmed! Why waste time with Banquet?"
 * Celisus: "Because it's better then chasing silly bru-ha-ha on local universes! We tried going after a legendary enturnal youth and immortality giving water foundton and it fucked us in the grabblag!
 * Scor-Pan: "It's not Bru-Ha-ha! You just need to know where to look!"
 * QP: "Look, we'll look into this "Amutt" stuff later. Can you help us ambush the banquet or not?!"
 * Scor-Pan: "..... You know what? How about deal? We'll play along with Banquet atatck, free of charge, but mostly because, we're not greatly hopeful on success with even only half of lougers present. After words, The Deserta Bandits help you find hidden room to Amutt."
 * Narcotic: "Wait, is, that why you guys are camped out here?"
 * Scor-Pan: "Yes, we not just bandits, we also believe that Qui is not truthfully what she is! She is not really "Ze-Win-A-Saur" like she keep saying. A purple horned being, told me that Qui is in fact, the missing Scarlet Dragon Realmian Dragon!"
 * QP looked concerned, but Narcotic and Celisus laughed out loud!
 * Celisus: "YOU ACTSELLY BELIEVED THAT?! ARE YOU SURE THIS PURPLE BEING WASN'T A MIRAGE OR SOME PRANKISH VAGABOND?!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Oh yeah? Why not ask robot? She clearly looks like she knows something."
 * QP started to look desperate.
 * QP: "No more need to talk! We'll accept the terms of your condition! I'll just, take the idiots elsewhere!"
 * QP grabbed Narcotic and Celisus and ran off!
 * Scor-Pan: "He-he-he.... Only matter of time...."
 * Celisus and Narcotic are slammed into the floor by QP.
 * Narcotic: "Goodness, QP, what gives?"
 * Celisus: "Now your starting to act more odder then Qui! Are you losing yourself again like in that robotic dinosaur park?!"
 * QP: "Attempt to over-ride secret file block, complete."
 * Narcotic: ".... Uh, QP?"
 * QP: "..... Idiots, what I am about to tell you, YOU HAVE TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELVES?! UNDERSTAND!?"
 * Celisus: "Sure, but why? Does it concern Qui?"
 * QP: "..... Yes, and, I, actselly cared for her and sympathise her greatly...."
 * Narcotic: "...... Then, why did you tried to kill her?"
 * QP: "That was because being made to hack computer after computer made me alittle.... Crazy. The Stupidly named Dino-Comp helped extremely little. But Qui saving me restored my true feelings for her... Ok, so maybe I was abit jealious and felt underappresiated and, maybe that also contributed to me getting violently corrupt, but that's besides the point! I feel sympathic for is because..... Well, let's just say, Scor-Pan is actselly, unbelieveably right... And Cynder was right to be concerned about her... Remember when I called her Quidilin?"
 * Celisus: "Wha-what-wha, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!"
 * Narcotic: "QP, your scaring me."
 * QP: "And you wanna know WHY the Secret Founders were so defient about her coming here at all?! DOESN'T THAT, EVEN SLIGHTLY CONCERNED YOU!?"
 * Narcotic: "QP, your scary when you act emotional and out of character of your usual snarky and cynical self?!"
 * Celisus: "Well, actselly, yes... WHY DID THOSE UNGRATEFUL YARGERS DIDN'T WANT QUI TO DO WHAT SHE MUST FOR THE GOOD OF THE VA?!"
 * QP:... (Sighs) Because she is NOT a Zewinsaur, nor was she born in our worlds. She actually came from THESE UUniverses....(The two laughed)
 * Narcotic: THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I EVER HEARD!!
 * QP: (Takes out her weapons) THINK, YOU IDIOTS!!! The Peerbonian plastic surgery, the oddly-occurring memories, the rumors of a dragon being abducted by 'Salamanders from another dimension', which in fact it was the Metavincemanders who did it by the way, THE CONCERN BEING SHARED BY BOTH HER AND THE BLACK AND/OR DARK PURPLE FEMALE DRAGON, HELL EVEN THE 'QUI' IN 'QUIDILIN'?!? DO YOU KNOW WHY THAT IS?!?
 * Celsius:... That she's growing insane with failure after failure?
 * QP:... (Sighs)... Because SHE'S a Dragon Realms dragon! (Dramatic music plays)... And that blackish dark purple dragon is her daughter! (The dramatic music plays again, only longer) Her past is nothing more then a darker copy of the story of Zewishku's Ruling High Priestress leader, Qui the Benevolent!
 * Narcotic:... You're serious? There's ANOTHER QUI?!?
 * QP: Have I ever NOT been serious, moron?
 * Celsius:... Okay... You're telling me... That the Villains Act abducted her from THESE realms, gave her plastic surgery, and told her a fake past, JUST TO GET HER TO SERVE THEM?!?... That has to be the most unbelievably convoluted and retarded plan I've ever heard! There's NO reason why the Villains Act would want to abduct an interdimensional being. They would want to do better things than that.
 * Narcotic: Yeah, you'd think they'd focus on taking over these realms instead of focus on one person. Why would they do that?
 * QP: "Because REAL Zewinsaurs are UNCORRUPTABLE!? EVEN AS ROUGES?!"
 * Narcotic: ".... Ok, now that I think about it, it doesn't make sense for a normal Zewinsaur to turn evil that easy, even with a tragity like Qui's and-"
 * Celisus: "THAT'S STILL PREPOSTERIOUS!? IS THERE PHYSICAL PROOF OF THIS!?"
 * QP: "Initisating, video recordings fo secret founders."
 * QP's video chest opens again to show the siluette forms of the secret founders, including the head secret founder.
 * Head Secret Founder: "Qui Program. What we are about to inform you, it must be kept a secret from even Qui. Only we are allowed to deactivate your secret mode unless there is an emergency."
 * QP in the video: "What do you mean, Great founders?"
 * Secret Founder #1: As you know, we've been starting to become curious about the Interdiminsional Portal the humans used to leave this place. It has come to our attention that there might be more realms out there ripe for the taking.
 * Secret Founder #2: And our experts had finally discovered another UUniverses that is considered a rival to us. Villains are kept in check! AND they have a corruptible variant of the famous Zewinsaurs which are dubbed 'dragons'.
 * QP: So... What you're basically saying is that you took Qui and brought her here just so you can have an easily-manipulative variant and make it look like Zewinsaurs are corruptible? BRILLIANT!!
 * Head Secret Founder: That's why we're entrusting you with this secret. If she ever discovers this, there's a good chance the Villains Act will crumble. We'll have no scapegoat to carry out our plans publicly, meaning that things will certainly get bad for the villain community.
 * QP: Well... Isn't her race magical like the Zewinsaurs? What if they discover what happened, and therefore discover our realms?
 * Head Secret Founder: That's very unlikely. We made sure that there was no physical evidence was left behind. We moved in, we moved out. Nobody saw us and tried to stop us. Will you promise to keep this a secret?
 * QP: I shall, my liege! I shall...
 * Celsius:... Unbelievable! Our leader was from these worlds the whole time?!?
 * QP: So if you enjoy villainy as much as the next guy, then you shall remain quiet about this, even to the heroes! One word gets out, and we're all boned! We cannot let Miss Cynder or Miss Qui discover this.
 * Narcotic: You have our words as villains! But, what about that Scor-Pan guy? He might try to convince Qui that she's the propisize Scarlet Dragon thing.
 * QP: "I'll go back to Scor-Pan and condition him with riches to keep QUIET about this to Qui! I'll MAKE HIM understand that Qui is not only impourent for the VA cause, but also make him understand that.... She's all you two and I got. It would be terrorable to lose her in anyway. I would not have Qui reformed unless her life litterally depended on it. I cared for Qui, like she's my mother..."
 * Celisus: "Well tecnecally you were mostly modifived by her and originally created by some sciencetists, so-"
 * QP: "I KNOW, I KNOW?! But still! For our sake to keep our group from falling apart, and to keep Qui with us, we have to keep quiet! I'll make sure Scor-Pan understands this! And I'll warn him the consinquences if he ever Yarges-out on us! Do I have your trust in this?"
 * Celsius: Absolutely.
 * QP: Good, now let's get started.
 * Scor-Pan: You want us to remain quiet about Qui's possible involvement in the prophecy? Why?
 * QP: Never mind the reason!
 * Monkey: Why SHOULDN'T we? We deserve a good reason, or this deal is off!
 * QP: ".... Look, all I can say is, your not wrong about Qui being the "Scarlet Dragon" as you said. But right now, thanks to continuious failures and embarisment from the misfits, she's at the point that if she found out that her supposed tragity in the Alternate Universe was a lie, she would go into a dangerious emotional rampage fueled by anger, confusion, and a series of extremely powerfu dragon abilities. If that happens, not even I would be able to stop her?! She'll end up being a threat to everyone! EVEN YOU LOT?! Is that, a good enough reason?!"
 * Scor-Pan: "Hmm.... Dragons are known to be dangerious when they have emotional issues... Very well, but should we deside to scearch and encounter Amutt, he might not be loyal to deal. He would expose everything."
 * QP: "Simple. Then convince Qui that she's unmistakenly simular to this Scarlet Dragon that she'll easily fool Amutt into believing so. It onced helped her trick some legendary water bird into giving her immortality and youth water. Trust me. Qui is more safe to be around ignorent to her true self then she is realising that the Secret Founders lied to her from litterally the start. And to ensure your loyalty (Brings out a huge bag of gold) I went out of my way to steal some gold from a passing noblemen. I assume, zillionaire. This is your payment, up front, to keep certain details away from Qui. Good enough?"
 * Scor-Pan:...You have earned our services. Now to introduce ourselves. I am Scor-Pan.
 * Hippo: I'm Dimwit Dick! Muscle and all-around durable walking tank!
 * Monkey: I am Master Thu Fuei! Master of stealth and deception!
 * Flamingo Triplets: We're the Pinklets! We prove that teamwork and sisterhood are both valuable when it comes to thievery!
 * QP: Wow, they said that in unison, weird.
 * Cobra: I am Wissssssssp, hypnotist exxxxxxxtraordinaire and venomous ender of life!
 * Vulture: I am Slashwing Stan! My swordsmanship is the best you can afford!
 * QP: "Then I guess Qui's faith on you lot is not incredabily off. But remember, keep certain details about this Scarlet Dragon thing to yourselves, and be sure any idiots of the group are kept as FAR AWAY FROM HER as possable!"
 * Scor-Pan and the other bandits stared blankly and annoyed at Dimwit Dick.
 * Dimwit Dick: "..... What's everyone looking at me for?"
 * Scor-Pan:...We feel as if you'll give the secret away like an idiot just like you've done so many times before.
 * Dick: What, when have I ever done something like that?
 * Scor-Pan: Well, remember when we were attempting a theft at the Hyushi Kingdom?
 * Scor-Pan: (Inside kingdom surrounded by guards)...Yes, uh, we are here to offer an internship at the royal guard?
 * Dick: What? I thought we were attempting a robbery. (The guards get suspicious)
 * Scor-Pan:...Uh, you mean we were attempting to PREVENT any robberies.
 * Dick: Nope, you said it yourself, we were going to rob an entire load of gold, so we can make our banishment count like we always do.
 * King: (Gasps) GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!! (The guards pointed their spears at them)
 * Scor-Pan: Oh, nice going, fatass! (Slaps Dick)
 * Dick: SORRY, MAN!! I'll fix this! (He jumps and pounds into the ground throwing the guards off-balance as they escaped)
 * Scor-Pan: We had become even more wanted than we had on this planet before, and the authorities nearly found our hideout. We don't want THAT again, do we?
 * Dick:...No, I-I remember what you did to punish me. LOTS of hallucinations from your drug-filled sting.
 * Scor-Pan: But because you are an important member of this group, I will not kick you out next time this happens. Instead...I will have you tortured in the most horrible way I can think of.
 * Wisp: Uh, sir, if I might, I'd like to offer sssssssssomething that will prevent his stupidity from ever becoming a problem.
 * Scor-Pan: Yeah? What's that?
 * Wisp: I shall hypnotize away his sssssssstupidity.
 * Scor-Pan:... That's actually not a bad idea. But wait.... What if Dick is actselly too stupid to be hypnotised?
 * Wisp: "Trusssssssssssst me. You have to be like, zombified TV watcher stupid to get THAT kind of immunity to hynopissssssssssssse. Dick is at least, garden verity idiot." (Hypnotizes Dick)...You shall not be stupid anymore.
 * Dick: (Hypnotized)...How much less stupid should I be?
 * Wisp: Not ssssstupid enough to be a bean-spilling idiot!... (Stops his hypnotizing)
 * Dick: "..... I still feel the same except a very strong urge to keep quiet about secrets."
 * Wisp: "And no thankssssssssssss are nesssssssserssssssssssssssary."
 * QP: ".... Yeah, I kinda have to agree with Narcotic, you should have that lisp thing look at."
 * Wisp: "It'sssssssssss mainly part of me being a ssssssssssssssssnake. Nothing sssssssssssssserioussssssssssssss here. Though admitingly, it doessssssss worn out it'sssssssssss welcome sssssssssssometimesssssssssssss."
 * Narcotic: OKAY, THAT'S REALLY ANNOYING!! Hypnotize me so I can tolerate that!
 * Wisp: Why?
 * Narcotic: Just do it!
 * Wisp: Fine, whatever! (Hypnotizes, but then Narcotic immediately pulls out a mirror, and Wisp ends up hypnotizing himself)...
 * Narcotic: You will have normal speech!
 * Wisp: I will have normal ssssssspeech! (Narcotic puts away the mirror, snapping Wisp out of his trance)...What the hell just happened?
 * Narcotic: I used your own hypnotism against you, and now you can speak normally, and just hiss as normally as a sentient snake should.
 * Wisp:...Okay, that was a stupid thing to do.
 * Thu Fuei: I admit, that was getting on my nerves too.
 * Dick: Me, too.
 * Pinklets: Us, too.
 * Scor-Pan: "Well, you did say that lisp does worn out it's welcome, so, maybe it for the best, Wisp."
 * Wisp:... (Sighs) Well, at least I can still hypnotize.
 * Celsius: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get started.
 * TV: "This is Scorch Scorchington, and it it will be until Wedsnesday for the Banquet to begin, so we managed to get exclusive actcess to the preperations of the Banquet. And the food is quiet exqoutic. Mr. Squarepants, what exactly are these strange alien burgers?"
 * SpongeBob: Oh, they're really something. They're called Krabby Patties. The most delicious things in the whole sea. And you know something, it's become quite a delicacy for people across the UUniverses.
 * Squidward: Yeah, much to the dismay of that cheap-wad, Mr. Krabs.
 * Mr. Krabs: WHO FOUND OUT THE SECRETS OF THE KRABBY PATTY ENOUGH TO MAKE IT A DELICACY?!? DID PLANKTON DISCOVER ME SECRET FORMULER AND SPREAD IT ACROSS THE UUNIVERSES?!?
 * Kowalski: Well, to be fair, he technically KNEW the secret formula since the first SpongeBob movie. Remember?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, this seemed to make a lot of holes in the SpongeBob franchise. If Plankton knew it from the start, how did the series continue as if he STILL needs to steal me recipe? And for that matter, what was up with that one episode where Plankton started out in jail and had hair, and was kicked out of his own home by his wife?
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs) Yeah, a problem with my show is that continuity is... Well... Non-existent. Your either a show with continuity, or your show just exists to show the crazy adventure of the week. They do one episode, and don't bother about the details in the next. Anyway, yeah, we continue to have this problem with Plankton trying to steal the secret recipe of this delicacy so that he could have the bigger business. Have you ever tried food from HIS restaurant? NASTY! It looks like frozen yogurt and fish innards if they were thrown up and made a abomination baby!
 * Scorch:... Indeed. Anyway, with that said, the banquet seems to be going just fine. And we now cut to the other host of the banquet, Spyro. (Cuts to Spyro) Spyro, the great hero who rescued the Dragon Realms and prevented the Great Cleansing that gave the UUniverses the chance to fix it right to it's former glory. Spyro, how do you think this banquet for the new Senator might turn out?
 * Spyro: "Well, we're going for a traditional Dragon Realms theme. It revitialises a culture more or less lost with the modernisation caused indirectly by the UUniverseal settlers. Again, it's not, truely gone, but original Dragon Realms culture did sort've became a rarity after the Great Cleansing. So it feels great being able to revitialises it for the banquet."
 * Scorch: "Do you think this could win back hard to impress traditionalist dragons already unsatisfived with outside cultures becoming dominent?"
 * Spyro: "Well, that's pretty much why Tricorn invited every world leader from every known world of the United Universes, even the Grand Council of the Alternate UUniverses. And when they took the time to appresiate a culture that existed before outside cultures came here, it will make them understand that the original cultures are appresiated."
 * Scorch: "Can you offer us a chance to see the finest exsamples of this deminstraition of the original culture?"
 * Spyro: "Oh yes. Once such masterpiece is the Dragon Realms History Totem."
 * Spyro turns to see a wooden totem filled with history.
 * Spyro: "This totem has every known history of the Dragon Realms, from the day our world was born, to where we are today. It relects greatly on our kind's struggles and triumphs, all on the bark of Arbor himself."
 * Scorch: "Would you mean the hostile tree monster from your second legend of spyro series?"
 * Spyro: "Yeah.... I do feel regret killing him cause, while he did attack me, he wasn't being a threat to the Dragon Realms. He only attacked me for intruding in his territory. So, I had Shen made use of what was left by making this totem. Sadly, Shen himself won't show up himself cause.... Reasons."
 * Scorch: "Are those reasons likely concerning his rampage as Dark Shen?"
 * Spyro: "I wouldn't put it past Tricorn for doing that. But I won't disrespect her for it. That rampage was likely a hot-button issue and Tricorn is only trying to avoid bringing in controversey when it isn't wanted. She just wants to make Morecorn happy, and all of the Lougers understand and respect it."
 * Scorch: ".... Then why does it look like Icky is dumping gross things in the punch over there?"
 * Icky was spotted in a trench-coat and Fedora hat seen trying to dump Cockarouchs, Millapedes, Silverfish, and Water Bugs into the Fruit Punch.
 * Icky: "Uh..... (Russian Accent) I know not of this comrade Icky, comrades! I am Conrade Spike Puncher! In Sovet Russa, Fruit Punch Spikes you!"
 * Spyro: ".... Let me handle this, uh, turn the camera somewhere else, I am about to get alittle, asertive with Icky."
 * Scorch: "Right.... Moving on. Next up, more info on the food that will be served at the banquet with SpongeBob, right after this.
 * Spyro: (Sternly and quietly) Icky, what the f*** do you think you're doing? You're not allowed here!
 * Icky: I am not Icky, I am Spike Puncher! (Spyro takes off his disguise)...Uh...(Chuckles, and Spyro flies him out of the banquet)
 * Spyro: Okay, what is wrong with you? Is this because you're mad that Tricorn didn't invite you? Do you WANT her mother to be disappointed in her again?
 * Icky: "Spys, I know Tri-corn just wants to make her mom by adoption happy, but still! Being snubbed from any party, even from a snooby banquet where I'm not allowed to spice it up with my great conversation tecnics and great but dry humor is an insult to me as the pet of Emperor Kuzco!?"
 * Spyro: "(Sighs).... I see... Your not used to not actselly being invited for once."
 * Icky sighed sadly.
 * Icky: "Yeah.... Espeically since I was only invited to those parties CAUSE of me being Kuzco's pet.... I was pretty much, a guest that wasn't meant to be one."
 * In one such Banquet, Icky was seen juggling food, and ends up dropping it on noblemen and visiting dignitaries.
 * (Icky): "Those unappresiative rich snobs of Kuzco's kingdom asentually panned me because of my tecnics, not always being able to impress."
 * The Noblemen attempted to beat up Icky.
 * But Emperor Kuzco intervined!
 * (Icky): "But fortunately, Kuzco was a great enough kid to always defend me against the hecklers. And when they wouldn't stop heckleing...."
 * After getting upset by the noblemens disrespect, Kuzco had the guards throw them out the window!
 * (Icky): "... Let's just say, the party often ends up being wrecked in more ways then one, and Kuzco was always forced to have to pay for those fuckers hospital bills, EVEN WHEN THEY'RE AS RICH AS HE IS!? But fortunatelt, Kuzco still gave me some slack, cause he knows I was only trying to lighten up a boring party.... But I still felt awful that some people didn't appresiate me for just trying to make them happy...."
 * Icky was seen on top of Kuzco's kingdom and was crying.
 * Icky: "..... I always knew that, if it wasn't for Kuzco.... I would've otherwise be the prehistoric dino bird equilent to the guy that never gets invited to even snoose-fests.... That's why I got upset about not being invited to that Atutom thing Dreamworks China had, and that's why I am pissed about being snubbed by Bitch-corn now!?"
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: ".... Icky, I didn't know about that..... Is, that way you tend to be a cynical grouch?"
 * Icky: "Actselly, I got to being a cynical grouch after having an annoying family, having to be partnered up to an incompident blind belly-dragger that couldn't even see her nose on her face, NOT getting a call back to return to a francise that beaten a dead horse more badly then the Simpsons right now, and sometimes from being a semi-abused character for making screw-ups, but yeah, the party thing, deffently contributed to that."
 * Spyro: "Well, still, I feel awful for you about this. But you still can't comtaminate the punch over this. It would only worsen Tri-corn's attatude."
 * Icky: "(Sighs).... Your right. I won't have Kuzco to bust me out of this mess if you hadn't caught me. I'm gonna go to the temple now... (Sniffles, and walks away sadly)."
 * Spyro sighed sadly.
 * Spyro turned and suddenly saw what looked like Iago dressed as a regel dignitary from Agrabah.
 * Iago: "Excuse me good sir, I have to insist that the Sultan of Agrabah wouldn't make it and I, Ambassitor Goia, has come to cover for him com Wednesday."
 * Spyro: "..... Iago, I know it's you."
 * Iago: "..... AW, CRAP!? I can't believe the reverse name thing works fine for Nefarious but does JACKSQUAT FOR ME!?"
 * Spyro: "Iago, I know your likely upset about not being invited over circumstances, but-"
 * Iago: "I GET IT, TRI-CORN WANTS TO MAKE HER ADOPTED MOMMY HAPPY!? And likely because of Shen's little episode, AND THE CHRISMAS MESS, we're left to the dust?! BUT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING?! I used to get to enjoy banquets back in my day! But then, when Jafar screwed it all up because he can't stand that albeit moronic sultan, my own life went into the dumps?!"
 * (Iago): "Before I got involved with you guys, involerentary, if memory serves, I tried to beg forgiveness for ever giving advice to that asshole of a wizard?!"
 * The doors slamed shut on Iago's face! Painfully. Iago fell on the floor and starts to see little Sultans on Magic Carpets.
 * (Iago): "....... It could've been WAY better....."
 * Iago: "..... I never got to enjoy a banquet or party ever since before I got involved with you guys.... Excluding what happened in the Aladdin TV series and the 3rd movie due to the SAF series having it's own canon."
 * Spyro: "(Sighs), I get it, but Tri-corn needs to impress Morecorn.... Just, try to handle not being invited one more time...."
 * Iago: "Ugh..... Fine..... But I won't like it."
 * Iago flew away, grumbling to himself.
 * Spyro: "(Sigh).... What's next?"
 * Kaa came up to Spyro.
 * Spyro: ".... Oh boy..... Et tu, Kaa?"
 * Kaa: "I, know your abit stressed from Iago and most likely Icky, but...... I, was hoping if you could vouch for me to join the banquet, Spyro...."
 * Spyro: "..... I can't..... Tri-corn is strict on all of the anti-hero lougers."
 * Kaa: "(Sigh)..... Oh dear, then my dream of joining a banquet is dodged again."
 * Spyro: ".... But you got involved with us on parties...."
 * Kaa: "Well, I tecnecally already gotten into parties thanks to King Louie, but.... I never exspearienced a banquet... They're like parties, but more... Tamer. I always admired the kind of banquets the human nobles always held in their villages."
 * (Kaa): "I would always climb to a tree and see a beautiful banquet unfold.... The colors, the decorations, the food.... Well, ACTUAL food, I mean. I wasn't THAT Kaa yet. I really wanted to join.... But..... I knew the humans would only see me as a threat. So, I was forced to watch the fun and laughter from afar.... And be miserable....."
 * Kaa began to slunk and cry.
 * Kaa: "I, guess I can go home, watch the Banquet from the TV and, be sad and miserable again.... (Barely fights back the urge to cry) Like always."
 * Kaa slitered away pitifully.
 * Spyro sighed.....
 * Sir Hiss appeared as well.
 * Spyro: ".... You too, Hiss? If your here to ask me to vouch for you, it's the same I said to Kaa. Tri-corn means it."
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, by all means, when I was with John, I did get to enjoy banquets, and there were times when I didn't get to go due to extensive paperwork and counciling I did for the whiney fool. So, I am used to missing out. But, alot of the Banquets I went to, mainly felt, empty. Because..... Viper was never there..... And, I missed out on the one Banquet that had her in it."
 * (Sir Hiss): "On a day before I was drafted as royal servent, Viper invited me to her father's banquet to celebrate Viper's asention as a Kung-Fu Master. I couldn't be more happier for her.... But then.... My parents broke the news for me.... And they weren't proud of it..."
 * Hiss' unseen father: "Son, I'm afraid that, due to nobody being able to locate Fang, your, your gonna have to take his place as new royal council for the Lion rulers of england."
 * Younger Hiss: "WHAT!? But, father.... Viper invited me to her father's banquet... She.... She wanted me to come."
 * Hiss' unseen mother: "Please understand, we, we tried to convince the royal embessity to reconsider, but, they insist that apawn your father's retirement that, an heir must take his place... And, because Fang was never found, we, we have to go back to England.... I'm sorry son.... Your, your gonna have to tell Viper that, you have to reconsider the Banquet offer."
 * Younger Hiss: "..... Yes mother.... I understand....."
 * Sir Hiss: "..... I lost, my chance to be with Viper in a banquet..... And now it appears, I lost it again.... And it's not, even John's fault this time...."
 * Sir Hiss slithered away, softly crying to himself.
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: ".... I know your three are behind me...."
 * Shenzi, Banzai and Ed are seen.
 * Spyro: "I'm gonna take a wild guess.... You guys didn't get to enjoy Banquets because of being outcasts?"
 * Shenzi: ".... Yep...."
 * Banzai: "And is vouching for us of the question?"
 * Spyro: ".... Yep."
 * Shenzi: "Even dispite that we did alot of great things and-"
 * Spyro: "Even reguardless."
 * Shenzi and Banzai sighed as they dragged away a crying Ed.
 * Shenzi: "Ah, save your tears Ed, your not the only one being snubbed."
 * Spyro: "..... You might wanna cut after I keep ranning into the Anti-Hero lougers about this.... It's likely to take awhile."