Washing Out the Washouts

The Main 7 and the Lougers go to Hoofville to confront Lightning Dust to talk to her about her potaintional relapse and her involvement with the Washouts, only to discover that Lightning Dust was busy spending alot of time with Acidburn that it was absolutely impossable for her to have founded the Washouts to begin with, as she was actselly confused about that, even admited brief excitment before remembering that she was mistaken for being the founder. After a more reckless, violent, and destructive Pegasus and childhood bully of Lightning named Velocity Raze came and tried to capture her, the misfits become concerned that there may be an imposter on the loose framing Lightning Dust to have relapsed into her old ways as a leader of a daredevil team, and gave Velocity an extremely wrong idea. Thus, the group, along with Lightning Dust and her friends, went to confront the other washout members, Short Fuse and Rolling Thunder, of which surprisingly the two are not actual Wonderbolt Drop-outs, though still on the reserves, that though Rolling Thunder is relitively accreate to what Rainbow Dash saw, Short Fuse is not AS tempermental and was actselly taking some anger management classes due to his anger prone tendingies. They two were surprised that they were appearently apart of a daredevil group called the Washouts, of which Short Fuse almost suffered a relapse while Rolling Thunder stupidly missed the point and even liked the idea of a doppleganger daredevil! This made the group concerned about this, and with Mirror Pools and identical realities ruled out, the group, now with Short and Rolling tagging along to help, arrived to a latest show in Las Pegacus hosted in the Flimflam Brothers Resort, as the heroes confronted the imposter trio personally on the resort arena before the show could start, with the surprising arriveal of Spiracle and Vertex, with Spiracle demanding the Faux Lightning Dust to "End the charde now, Brother". Thus, the angered Faux Lightning Dust bursted into green flames and reveiled himself to be the still corrupted brother of Spiracle, Labrum, and even bigger shocker, the fake Rolling and Short Fuse reveiled themselves as Gaster's still living brothers, Caster and Buster, who's bodies actselly survived Gaster's attack, but were teleported away by Labrum who happened to be in the same swamp and took the two back into Thorx's hyberation temple to cure them of their infection and wounds and brought them back as his minions, of which Labrum had left the temple with try and make his own changeling hive and make one stronger and more extreme then Chrysalis's was already, in deeming Chrysalis not enough to meet the Changeling Goals, and that Throx would not awake quick enough to prevent her Daughter's downfall, so they laid in secret to find a way to see the perfect plan to engorge themselves in love, and they had witnessed the events of Wonderbolt Accadamy and found the perfect scapegoat for the plan: Lightning Dust, of which they ended up profecting their roles as Lightning Dust, Rolling and Short Fuse so much that they failed to keep up with current events and ended up assuming that Lightning Dust would become a bitter piece of trash and that Rolling and Short would become failures because of their flaws, Rolling being stupidly thrillseeking and Short having his temper problems, thus, they planned to get love by being "The Washouts", so all that love they would get as famed and sympathic Daredevils rejected by the Wonderbolts would be used to power an anchient and powerful Changeling Spell, A Changeling Transmutantion Spell, a spell that can turned turn other creatures into Changelings, or have Changeling-Eqsed Quilities, as Labrum hoped to use the spell to turn the Washouts' Fans into his new Changeling Hive, as he would've become emperor! However, Labrum desided to not let himself be cheated out of his goal just yet, as the large arena's crowd of ponies love for the Washouts alone was enough to fuel the power needed for the spell, thus Labrum casted it, turning all of the Washouts' Fans, even poor Scootaloo, into Changelings, as Las Pegacious gets taken over by a resurgence of corrupted Changelings as Labrum becomes emperor! Now our heroes need to be able to reverse the spell and stop the rise of Labrum with the help of the reformed Changelings, espeically Gaster, who was shocked and dumbfounded to discover his brothers still lived and would stop at nothing to save them from being Labrum's patsies. How will this end?

Epilogue Scenes
Helping Hooves' Location Sincere Funtime's Location Kindheart's Location Midnight Fate's Location Lightning Dust's Home
 * Filly #4: Uh, Miss Helping Hooves, I know you said not to see the movie, but when I told my sister what you said, she wanted me to watch it with her. After the movie ended, I asked her what she was screaming about, and she said something about an anti-brony joke in the review. PLEASE DON'T PUNISH ME! (cowers in fear)
 * Helping Hooves: "Aw, don't worry. Me asking you to not see that film was more of a personal suggestion then a teacherly demand."
 * Filly 4: ".... Oh, then in that case, you were right, the book was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better. That film was, well, more messier then a Garbage Troll's house!"
 * This time, Sincere is working as an extra in a comedic action film with Ton'sa Fun in it, as she crashes into a camera during a fight scene, scattering the film everywhere.
 * Director: NO-HOHOHO! MY FILM! My masterpiece is ruined! (Gets angry) YOU CLUMSY LITTLE BITCH! You call yourself an actress?! You're lucky Ton'sa doesn't tell you you're unfit for business! Now you go back in there and wait for your cue while we do this entire scene again!
 * Tons'a: "Hey, Heimlick?"
 * Heimlick:" (Suddenly gets less angry) Yes, my wonderful star?"
 * Tons'a: "..... You either start being nicer to Sincere, or I'm switching directors for MY new movie!"
 * Heimlick: "..... (Gulp)..... Yes Ma'am..... (Back to Sincere) On second thought Miss Sincere, maybe this calls for a lunch break anyway, I'm starving. BREAKTIME! (Everyone proceeds to do that)."
 * Sincere: "..... Thanks for the help, Miss Tons'a."
 * Tons'a: "No prob, Sincere. Listen, directors may be loud jerks, but they're cowerdly loud jerks. They respect acters that make them feel like they can't just yell you into submission. The next time you work with a disrespectful director, put your hoof down and he'll cool it. It's just a matter of making him remember that "Their masterpiece", can't work without the actors."
 * Sincere: "But the director I knew back in Hoofville is really-"
 * Tons'a: "Like I said, make him feel like he can seriously lose you if you don't feel like your appresiated as an actor. If you can show directors that they need to treat their crew with respect, then their masterpiece, will never be done. Trust me. All directors are the same with this, even the nicer ones. Now come on, kid. I got more pointers to give ya."
 * Kindheart: (Arrives home) Ah, home sweet home.
 * Butler: "I trust the event went smoothly?"
 * Kindheart: "Well, apart from when it ended up being more complicated then expected when it turned out Lightning Dust and two others were being framed by reniment rogue Changelings in that whole Washouts affair, yes Jooves, it went smoothly."
 * Butler: "Shall I make you some Hayiver?"
 * Kindheart: "That'd be splended, Jooves."
 * Lightning Dust: (She and Acidburn return home) Now, then, honey... Where were we?
 * Acidburn: "Well, we were aiming to see if you can resist alittle acid, if ya know what I mean."

Chapter 1: Lightning Accused
A week after The Washouts. Helping Hooves' Location Sincere Funtime's Location Kindheart's Location Midnight Fate's Location Lightning Dust's Home French Narrator: One Explanation Later... Dragon Guardiain Temple Lightning Dust's House
 * Hoofville was seen, as Rainbow Dash was seen stomping angerly torwords it.
 * The rest of the Main 7 and the Inter-Racial Students, along with the Crusaders, follow Rainbow cautiously.
 * Applejack: "Rainbow, I understand yer very concerned about what Lightning Dust did, but I think your over reacting."
 * Rainbow Dash: I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!! AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH, I THOUGHT SHE HAD CHANGED!!!
 * Spike: Maybe it was something she worked with before she became part of the other Elements?
 * Rainbow Dash: Even if that WAS true, she wouldn't be the reckless pony I met, or the one in the forbidden comic we do not speak of.
 * Pinkie: Speaking of which, if we're not bringing that comic in, that tecnecally means that Sombra's canon orgins are also made-up because that comic's connected to it, what would Sombra's fanon origin be-
 * Rainbow Dash: PINKIE, WHAT PART OF "FORBIDDEN COMIC, WE, DO, NOT, SPEAK, OF" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?!?! GODS!!!!
 * Gallus: I'm confused, there's OTHER Elements of Harmony? (Cozy Glow obviously watched in secret)
 * Twilight:... Yeah, oh my gosh, how long has it been since we last saw them?
 * Pinkie: "Well, apart from some minor involvement in episodes like when Starlight had StarFem or when Man-Vulture Happened, we, kinda barely see them at all! It's as if we fell victim to going onto the next big thing in thanks to things like Season 8 being a powerhouse of ideas, and that of our movie, the producers going too far with pre-established scenes to the point of distraction and that it made production of a previous episode short-lived for it and that they have to vow to not get so carried away from there on, and that SAF kinda started to have trouble remembering continity due to troubled production."
 * Everyone stared confused......
 * Gaster: "..... Ya could've just fucking said that you haven't seen them since the last time you saw them and left it at that?! No need to be so post-modern about it like the lougers?!"
 * Twilight: "That being said, I, I haven't realised that I haven't seen Cousin Midnight in a while. I hope we didn't ended up neglecting her."
 * Gallus: "No seriously, are you gonna answer my question about additional elements or not?!"
 * Rainbow Dash:... During one of our last Grand Galloping Galas, Celestia was searching for ponies to represent 5 artificial Elements of Harmony after saving them and her parents from Taiklar Blackheart's hidden treasury. Don't ask too much about that, it's a LONG, PAINFUL story. Helping Hooves is the Element of Guidance, Sincere Funtime is the Element of Sincerity, Kindheart is the Element of Compassion, Twilight's cousin Midnight Fate is the Element of Faith...... And Lightning Dust is the Element of Courage.
 * Gallus: And you haven't seen them in a long time?
 * Twilight: Like we said, we've been so busy with, well, everything, we forgot.
 * Pinkie: "Not to mention that they actselly would've been helpful in certain events, like with Throx, Magmaticus, The Yakotaur, Our first encounter with Wicked Heart, our first clone problem, Segrego, Maybe the Vi-Tor Situation, The Winger, Our second clone problem, O'Hardknocks, Deadpool DIFFENTLY, and maybe the other adventures involving us prior to this one now."
 * Rarity: "Though it makes one wonder. Maybe Lightning got upset that she was forgotten and is going through a rebelion phase with this being a daredevil stuff?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... (Sighs).... Maybe that is a possability..... BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO ENDANGERING SCOOTALOO LIKE THAT?!"
 * Scootaloo: "And, how was what she did with me any different then asking me to kick a storm cloud torwords you during your first Wonderbolt preformice, apart from the obvious?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I-..... Well, um......"
 * Scootaloo: "Well there ya go! You both commited the act of getting a kid involved in a professionals only event! How was what Lightning did worse then what you did?"
 * Skyceria: "Well, if you want to get tecnecal, there was the whole making you ride in untested hunk of junk that has a risk of painful dishastor."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Duh yeah! What she said!"
 * Gallus: "Look, based on that she's a Daredevil now, she might not even be in Hoofville anyway, so we may as well check out her friends to see how they been doing."
 * Rarity: "Well, I suppose it would do some good to see Lightnings friends first. Besides, they might have some insight on what's going on after all, for they are ponies that Lightning trusts most of all, well, along with Spitfire's brother Acidburn, who I understand came to live here now."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Good idea! Twilight, you go fine yer cousin, Applejack, you get Helping, Rarity, you go find one of your obvious expies, (Rarity scoffs unamused of this), Pinkie, go find that speical needs pony! Fluttershy, your with me on going to Lightning's family house! The rest of you.... Duh, Twilight will desdie! (Grabs Fluttershy and zoomed off!)"
 * Twilight: "(Scoffs), I hate it when Rainbow gets like this. Guess I have to deside the rest of the groups."
 * Gallus: "Is professor Egghead always that head-strong?"
 * Smolder: You've known her long enough to know that she is.
 * Gallus:.... Fair point. Let's just get this s*** over with.
 * Twilight: "We REALLY need to work on that cussing, Gallus."
 * Helping Hooves: (Reading The Cat in the Hat to several young fillies) "And Sally and I did not know what to say. Should we tell her the things that went on there that day? Should we tell her about it? Now what should we do? Well, what would you do if your mother asked you?"
 * Filly #1: Wow! What a great stowy.
 * Helping Hooves: Yep.... Now for the sequel, The Cat in the Hat Comes Back.
 * Filly #2: Wait a junking minute, there was a sequel?
 * Filly #3: I NEVER KNEW THAT!!!!!
 * Helping Hooves: Well, it's a classic case of the original being more famous then the original. That being said, it's your lucky day to learn on what that rascally headwear wearing feline is up to this ti-
 * Applejack: (Barges in) HH!! You need to come right away.
 * Helping Hooves: Applejack! Goodness, it's been too long!... What's it about?
 * Applejack: It's about Lightning Dust... She's had a recent... Relapse.
 * Helping Hooves:... Oh, goodness gracious alive! Um... You got a way to get me a substitute?
 * Applejack: I know a pony.
 * Filly #4: Uh, Miss Helping Hooves? My older sister got angry and screamed when she watched a review of the Cat in the Hat movie by someone called "Nostalgia Critic". Is the movie something WE should be angry about?
 * Helping Hooves:...... Just ask her when you're older. And whatever you do, DON'T watch the movie. The quility of the film is, very misguided and poorly placed, to be polite about.
 * Applejack: "Well a more bluntfully honest way is that IT'S DOWNRIGHT BAD?! Now come on, Help, you got a friend to speak to! (Grabs Helping Hooves and zooms off! The Applejack quickly came back and placed in Starlight as a stand-in)"
 * Starlight: REALLY, APPLEJACK?! JUST BECAUSE I'M THE GUIDENCE COUNSLER, THAT DOESN'T AUTOMATICLY MAKES ME GOOD WITH CHILD-...... Oh. Right..... That's kinda what I do in the friendship school.... (Sighs), May as well make the most of it. (Picks up the book) OH HEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THE CAT OF THE HAT HAD A BOOK SEQUEL.... I just hoped Universial Studios also doesn't know about it too, cause that movie WAS A DISHASTOR AREA?! (Starts reading it for the class). "This was no time for play. This was no time for fun. This was no time for games. There was work to be done." (quietly) Pretty much like everyday life. (Continues reading)
 * Helping Hooves: (As they left)... She doesn't know that Dr. Seuss's wife made sure that movie never had a sequel, does she?
 * Applejack: There's more important matters here, HH! COME ON!!!
 * Sincere started laughing like a yuts!
 * Director: Cut, cut, cut, cut, CUT!
 * Angry-Looking Pony: What the hell was wrong with THAT take?!
 * Director: Nothing with you, Mr. Buzzkill. You were great, perfect, better than perfect! It's Sincere, the ADHD must've spread out to her job, 'cuz she keeps blowing her lines! Sincere, what was so funny?
 * Sincere: What? Blunty here was in a bad mood, so I wanted to laugh at his little joke.
 * Director: Laugh with the, laugh with the-.... SON OF A DILPICKLE!! Funtime, read the script! It says, "cue laugh track" right after Blunt's line. You can't laugh WITH the audience!
 * Sincere: "What audience? The laughter is just a recording of a laughing audience. (The Sound Effects guy played the laugh track)."
 * Director: "SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Sound Effects Guy: "I can't help it! It's funny cause it's true!"
 * Director: "(Sighs calming down), And that's why she's one of our prime stars."
 * Blunt Buzzkill: For crying out loud! How in the wide, wide world of Equestria are we gonna finish this damn episode, WHEN I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPIDENCE?! BOTH ON THE SET AND OUT OF IT?! ROLL CAMERA, I'll be in my trailer, talking with my wife! (Bumps into Pinkie) Excuse me, toots.
 * Director Roll Camera: (SIghs), Okay people, I think we can all use a break as well. (Leaves with the filming crew)
 * Sincere: (As Pinkie watched) DIRECTOR, I CAN REMEMBER THE LINES, JUST PUT ME IN THE TAKE ONE MORE TIME!
 * Roll Camera: Funtime, darling, we already had put you in the take a hundred times.
 * Sincere: Pretty sure this was the 97th time.
 * Roll Camera: "Okay, hundred ajacent, but still!"
 * Sincere: But I can keep trying, don't worry about me.
 * Roll Camera: Sincere, dear, I know you are a good actress, it's just that that ADHD of yours isn't exactly career friendly, I mean, if I wasn't prepared to work with someone of your mental health when I completely read your resume, I would've just- (Fell down in the hole of the floor with a Wilhelm scream, as crashing was heard)..... PRETTY MUCH THAT, BUT WITHOUT PAIN?!
 * Sincere:... UGGH! Why can't I do ANYTHING right?
 * Pinkie: Sincere?
 * Sincere:... PINKIE!!!! (Hugs her) HOLY GLEEA, it's been so long!!! It's almost like you forgot we existed.
 * (Blunt): AND YOU WOULD KNOW A HELL OF A LOT ABOUT FORGETTING, WOULD YOU, FUNTIME?!
 * Sincere: YOU WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THIS CONVERSATION, BLUNT!!!!
 * Pinkie: Though I have to ask... You became an actress?
 * Sincere: Yeah, but I wouldn't nessersarly say I'm, a perfect actress. I keep forgetting my lines.
 * Pinkie: So why stick around?
 * Sincere: Because I'm trying different things like this. I have dozens of day jobs. I- Wait... Why are you here?
 * Pinkie: It's about Lightning Dust. She may need your help.
 * Sincere: What about Lighting?
 * Pinkie: Rainbow Dash tells me she had a relapse.
 * Sincere: Uh-oh. That's never good. Let's get going.
 * Roll Camera: (Off-screen in the hole) Keep in mind that this will count into your break, Miss Sincere! Oh, and while your at it, consider it a nice oppertunity to practice your lines, Ja?"
 * Pinkie: I don't really blame you, though. Transitions from comedian to other forms of media are hit-and-miss.
 * Sincere: You usually make it so easy.
 * Pinkie: Not always. Especially when friendship problems are involved. Even more so with the elements! Come on. (They zip off cartoonishly)
 * Roll Camera: "(From the hole)..... And, I just realised that I forgot to ask for help. (Pinkie zoomed back and left a rope ladder for him to climb with and zoomed off)..... THANK YOU!"
 * A pony butler walks over to Kindheart's room.
 * Butler: Miss Kindheart, a maiden from Ponyville requests an audience with you.
 * Kindheart: (From in her room) Curious. I don't recall somepony wanting to see me. I'll be right down.
 * Rarity is waiting in Kindheart's family's foyer, admiring the beauty of it.
 * Rarity: Oh, my. I can understand why Kindheart would have such an upbringing. I surely wish I could live here.
 * Butler: (The butler walks out) Announcing Mademoiselle Kindheart!
 * Kindheart: (Sees Rarity) Rarity, darling! (Runs up to hug her)
 * Rarity: (Hugs her back) So good to see you, Kindheart.
 * Kindheart: What have you been doing with yourself?! I can't even remember the last time we met.
 * Rarity: I've been doing a lot. A, WHOLE, LOT! I just need to tell you that Lightning Dust might have relapsed and needs help.
 * Kindheart:... Oh dear! Please don't tell me she broke up with Acidburn and became a reckless disgrace again.
 * Rarity:.... Which, could explain SOME part of what is going on. But we must find out.
 * Butler: What should I tell your parents and older siblings this time, milady?
 * Kindheart: Tell them I'm visiting a friend. (She and Rarity leave)
 * Celestia: Midnight, are you entirely sure you want to take over my royal head spa's place while he's recovering from chicken pox?
 * Luna: As harmful and infectious as they are, glad to know that normal illnesses get a chance to do something in Equestria instead of the 'fantasy' ones.
 * Midnight: I deeply insist, my dear princess of the sun. I'd do anything-
 * Celestia: I know, I know. It's all on your cutie mark. It's just that you haven't been around much. Your cousin has grown so much.
 * Midnight: I know, and I am so proud. I have just been waiting for an opportunity like this for so long. I was there for every celebration including the Festival of Friendship and your play.
 * Celestia:... Y... You were?
 * Midnight: Yes, your highness. But not everypony is born to act. I sure as Tartarus aren't. Have you seen MY school performances? But hey, at last, I can give something to you in return for everything you've done for us.
 * Celestia:... That's very sweet, but, I feel something else might be of concern for you.
 * Midnight: What?
 * Celestia: Well- (Suddenly a knock came from the big doors) Come in!
 * Flash Sentry: (Enters) Presenting, Her Highness, Princess Twilight Sparkle! (Twilight enters)
 * Twilight: Hi, Flash. (Flash blushed as he resisted the urge to giggle frillfully).... Midnight?
 * Midnight: COUSIN TWILIGHT!!!! (The two hugged)... I heard what you've been up to!! I'm so proud of you!!
 * Twilight: Well... That's not what I'm here about. Lightning Dust is... In a bit of a relapse.
 * Midnight:... Oh no. Is she okay?
 * Twilight: I hope so. You know where she lives?
 * Midnight: Of course. But is it not already information you know of?
 * Twilight: Being busy with recent events can make you forget. Come on.
 * Lightning Dust: Happy Anniversary, Acid! (Gives him a locket with her and him in it)
 * Acidburn:... It's BEAUTIFUL!! (The two hugged and slowly began to make out until Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy came in walking through the clouds)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Bitterly) Is this a bad time? (The two were shocked)
 * Lightning: AW SWEET LUNA ON ICE SKATES, WHO- (Saw Rainbow and Fluttershy) Rainbow Dash? Holy Aericolous, it's been a long-
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't think I've forgotten about that time with Scootaloo, Lightning.
 * Lightning Dust:... (She and Acidburn looked at each other confused)... Da f***?
 * Rainbow Dash: Don't 'Da F***' me! You know what I'm talking about. ABOUT THE STINKING WASHOUTS!!!!
 * Acidburn:... Ya mean those recent stunt ponies that are just a bunch of new-fad buttholes destined to be forgotten a year from now? Me and Lightning never saw them. They're nothing but what I said, a fad desinted to be forgotten, like Friendship Atheism.
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, hello? Lightning Dust IS part of that new fad!!
 * Lightning Dust:... (She and Acidburn laughed hysterically, of which Rainbow made the face she made when she asked if she looked angry in Tanks for the Memories) Dash, though I admit that I had pipe-dreams about opening up a stunt group, though Washouts' a bit on the f*****g nose there, I would've gone for something like, "The Duster Busters", or, "The Zap-Attacks", or even the "Coolerbolts"! Ahem! Point is, I am pretty sure I am not part of a stunt-pulling daredevil group, even if I don't deny that if it wasn't for me being the Element of Courage, I probably would've done something like it.
 * Acidburn: Somepony's been in the sky too long, huh? (The two laughed)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Changeling check.
 * Lightning Dust: Don't you mean Spy che- (She punched her through endless clouds)
 * Fluttershy: RAINBOW DASH!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Remember the procedure for checking for Changelings in disguise?
 * Acidburn: AND WHAT MADE YOU THINK SHE WAS A CHANGELING?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Maybe it was a Changeling friend.
 * Acidburn: BOTH OF US STILL HAVEN'T WARMED UP TO CHANGELINGS YET!!!
 * Lightning Dust: (Came out with a black eye, and looking beyond pissed off)... WHAT IN THE STINKIEST PITS OF TARTARUS WAS THAT?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: WHERE'S THE REAL LIGHTNING DUST, FAKER?!?
 * Lightning Dust: I AM LIGHTNING DUST!!! WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU?!? IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE THAT S*** YOU PULLED AT THE ACADEMY WHERE YOU INITIALLY GOT ME KICKED OUT?! I MEAN, SERIOUSLY?! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT I KILLED (PULLS OUT GRIM-NOR'S SHRUNKEN HEAD) THIS ASSHOLE AND HELPED YOU GUYS DEAL WITH THE GARGOYLES WHERE (POINTS TO ACIDBURN) HE SHOWED UP IN MY LIFE, ALONG WITH SEVERAL OTHER THINGS I AM TOO PISSED OFF TO REMEMBER AT THE MOMENT?! WHY THE SUDDEN S***-GIVING, DASH?!
 * Rainbow Dash: DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME!!!
 * Lightning Dust: "JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE TROUBLE LEARNING MATH AND ALGEBRA TO THE POINT THAT I ALWAYS HAVE CONSISTENT D MINUSES!!...... That, was meant to sound more badass in my head! POINT IS, IT WAS MEANT TO SHOW THAT I DON'T PLAY DUMB, I KNOW DUMB?! I CAN BE DUMB ON A LOT OF THINGS?!...... THAT, ALSO SOUNDED WAY BETTER IN MY HEAD?!"
 * Acidburn: "(Rolled his eyes) Ugh, she's trying to say that she's not pulling anyone's leg here!"
 * Fluttershy: EVERYPONY, STOP!!!!...... Look, before we cause a scene, let's just get everything out rationally before ONE OF US DOES SOMETHING THEY'LL REGRET!!!
 * Lightning Dust: Well, I'm not going to be very calm, because she just PLOWED ME THROUGH A HUNDRED CLOUDS... Or was it less?... SEE, BAD AT MATH?!..... That sounded more victorious in my head.
 * Acidburn: "Sweetie, maybe try not to think too hard?"
 * Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash? Explain what happened with the Washouts. I think... You MAY be getting the Changeling accusation the other way around.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Hmm... You'd think I would've considered that. (Sighs) Even?
 * Lightning Dust: (The two shook) For now. But you owe me a Wonderbolt fight for this shiner ya gave me! Now, pardon my Pranch, but, THE F***ICORN'S GOING ON?!
 * Lightning Dust: SOMEPONY'S IMPERSONATING ME?!?... Well, like we already established, that phony-baloney WAS NOT ME!! I was with Acidburn the entire time. He noticed the posters and we snubbed them off as another overhyped showoff show like Trixie's.
 * Trixie was watching her soaps, but suddenly, she looked as if she sensed something....
 * Trixie: ".... I sensed a disturbence in the Trix-force, like, I was compaired to a bunch of cheap-fadders destin for obscurity."
 * (Gilda): "The hell is the Trix-Force? Did the Trix Rabbit became a Jedi in one of those commercials in there? Because I'm PRETTY sure The Last Jedi passed it's premier hype and merchandising."
 * Acidburn: Though... Should we talk to those 'Rolling Thunder' and 'Short Fuse' guys?
 * Rainbow Dash: Should we NOT talk to them?
 * Acidburn: "Why not? Those two might offer some insight on what's going on, and maybe they know who the imposter is."
 * Rainbow Dash: "WELL THE BEST I KNOWN FROM THEM IS THAT THEY'RE ABUNCH OF WONDERBOLT ACCADMY DROP-OUTS THAT-"
 * Lightning Dust: "Wait wait wait! These wouldn't be the same Short-Fuze and Rolling Thunder, are they? Those two are my new wing ponies in the academy! Those two are great ponies, if abit accentric, Rolling always obcessed for mindless thrills and Short-Fuze being.... Well, the name speaks for itself. What're those two doing being daredevils? I mean, with Rolling, it's not that big of a stretch, but Short-Fuze comes from a family with too high of expectations for him to suddenly drop being a wonderbolt to be a fad ponies will forget about eventually! They are ALWAYS about being remembered and in the history books! And cheap-thrill seeker fads, don't get recorded in the books, at least, not dedicatedly by the more serious books."
 * Acirdburn: "Well maybe Rolling ended up doing something too unredeemably stupid, it dragged Shorty with her, so NOW they're doing cheap stunts for a living?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well that doesn't explain the secondary Lightning Dust! Lightning, you need to be honest with me if your family's keeping a secret evil twin sister from you!"
 * Lightning Dust: "WELL I DOUBT MOM WOULDN'T'VE AVOIDED TELLING ME ABOUT THIS IF THIS SECRET EVIL TWIN GOT OUT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "DID MIDNIGHT ACCSIDENTLY CREATED AN EVIL CLONE OF YOU?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "No!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "BROUGHT OUT ANOTHER YOU FROM ANOTHER DIMENTION?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "I think I would've remembered s*** like that?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Then I'm still gunning for that Changeling s***!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Just don't give me another shiner! I think we can safely say I'm the real dealio!"
 * Fluttershy: "Rainbow Dash, I think we may need to see Rolling Thunder and Short-Fuze at this point! They might offer the best answers now."
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Ugh! Fine! Let's go find the others! And Lightning, you're coming with me, just to make sure!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Anything to clear my name..... And get insight on how that stunt-team works, this talk might revitalsied my pipe-dream for that-"
 * Acidburn: "Lightning dear, let's please be serious about this."
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's just get our asses to the Academy already.
 * Lightning: "I'll ask mom to tell everyone else where they at if they ended up sticking around in the village."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Good call, Dust."

Chapter 2: Rolling and Short Fuse Interrogated
Wonderbolt Academy French Narrator: One Explanation Later... Ugh, I feel like a broken record... Hoofville Train Station.
 * Spitfire: Alright, maggots. You ready for your next round?
 * Rolling Thunder: (Saluted) As we'll ever be, ma'am!
 * Short Fuse: Rolls, your starting to get too into this.
 * Spitfire: WELL ONLY-
 * Spitfire/Rolling Thunder: I/YOU KNOW IF YOU'RE/WE'RE READY!!
 * Rolling Thunder: Yeah, you yelled that in our faces a dozen times. We kinda get the idea.
 * Short Fuse: It gets tired and cliché after a while.
 * Spitfire:... Oh wisenheimers, eh? 20 wing-ups, you two! Now!
 * Rolling Thunder: Wait, before or after the next round?
 * Short Fuze: "(Facehoofs) You, idiot."
 * Spitfire: NOOOOOWWWW!!!! (The two did them immediately) That's more like it. I expect them to be done by the next round. And trust me. I WILL know. (Flies away)
 * Short Fuse:... Yeesh, Lightning is right about her nowadays. Spitty's really a gender-bender spittin' image of her dad.
 * Lightning: WHAT'D YOU SAY, MAGGOT?!?
 * Short Fuse: AHHHHH, DOING IT, DOING IT!!!! (Lightning laughed)... NOT, FUNNY, DUSTY BUSTY?!
 * Rolling Thunder: Then why is she laughing?
 * Short Fuze: "Can you NOT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Chuckles), It makes me wanna chuckle too."
 * Short Fuse: Said the mare who is now netourious for exposing your position to the Storm King's little horsey Tempest, Rainbow Crash.....
 * Rainbow Dash:... WHAT THE F*** DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!
 * Short Fuse: Oh, about the laughter, or about how you almost allowed that Storm King Smuck be able to stop Equestria's only hope cause of an epic act of stupidity!
 * Rainbow Dash: YOU SONOVA-
 * Acidburn: HOLD IT, FILLIES AND GENTLECOLTS?! Let's remember the real dealio reason why we're here.
 * Rainbow Dash: Fine..... (To Short Fuse) But we're not done here!
 * Short Fuse: One who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones, gaybo!
 * Rainbow Dash steamed out of her eyes in anger at that!
 * Lightning Dust: Guys... Are you aware of the Washouts?
 * Rolling Thunder: You mean those Wonderbolt dropouts that do crazy-cool stunts for a living and only destined to be a fad?
 * Short Fuse: Oh can you not suck on their c***.... Ish..... They're only gonna be until everyone forgets about them within a year, or if they crash embarrisingly, which I would pay a pretty bit for on Pay-per-view.
 * Rainbow Dash: Even if these 'dropouts' are you two and Lightning Dust?
 * Short Fuse/Rolling Thunder:... Wha?
 * Short Fuse:.... (Eye Twitches).... You're telling me, some asses are impersonating us, as the Washouts?
 * Rolling Thunder:...... AWESOME!! I GOT ME A DOPPELGANGER?!
 * Silence.....
 * Rolling Thunder: ".... Wait, is this supposed to be a bad thing, or what?"
 * Short Fuze started to have a major temper fit!
 * Lightning Dust: What I don't get is why? What did we even do to them?
 * Short Fuze: "(EXPLOUDS IN A FURY OF TEMPER) GGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! AND THERE GOES MY ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES?! (Starts to flip out in the background)
 * Rolling Thunder:.... Ignor that, he'll be at it for a while. Now, back to this topic: What did we even do, PERIOD?
 * Rainbow Dash: We seem to suspect it's Changelings impersonating you guys.
 * Rolling Thunder: Why the f*** would they do that?
 * Rainbow Dash: Your guess is as f*****g good as ours. There doesn't seem to be many rogue Changelings left out there that we know of, besides Chrysalis, and even then, there's only like, one of HER now, and Mang's Abomninlings thingies aren't exactly super-compident, so that's out.
 * Acidburn: Well even if there were, they'd do better than something as silly as impersonating Lightning Dust, a dunce thrill-seeker, (Points to Rolling Thunder), and Mr. Happy over there. (Short Fuze was seen wreaking stuff)..... What's there to gain from that?
 * Rainbow Dash: Probably love from praising fans to steal. Seems a tad more efficient and subtle than stealing bits. But come on, there's surely better ways than that to get love. Like, I don't know, SHARE IT!!!!
 * Acidburn: Sounds like to me that not all Changelings got the memo that Chrysalis isn't in charge anymore.
 * Lightning: I doubt information like that will be easy to miss. What kind of retard doesn't even notice something like that?
 * Rolling Thunder: Well, news does tend to travel slow in Equestria. Why else did it take ponies a while to take Twilight seriously as a princess in places like Manehatten?
 * Rainbow Dash: Also, I've been around idiots long enough to know to NEVER underestimate their stupidity. Some of them have forgotten important detail FOR YEARS!!!
 * Rolling Thunder: Well, take it from me, nobody's THIS stupid.
 * Rainbow Dash: I once fooled a troll into thinking I was somewhere else by saying so... RIGHT IN HIS FACE!!!
 * Rolling Thunder: ".... Well, I'm sure that Changelings are RARELY mental retardation levels of stupid!"
 * Rainbow Dash: And who's to even say that these aren't a collection of mentally defected Changelings doing this? I imagine that Chrysalis didn't ALWAYS have winners in her forces from all that drone breeding she made some changelings do! There's BOUND to be screw-ups!
 * Lightning Dust: Look, we can figure out the reason later. Now we need to do something.
 * ???: Uh, Lightning? (Spitfire came)... There's somepony here to see you.
 * Lightning Dust: Um... Spit, with all due respect, now's not exactly a good time.
 * Spitfire: Well he... Strongly insists.
 * Lightning Dust: Well he should strongly F*** OFF!!! Some jerks are impersonating me, S and R here.
 * Spitfire:... He was strangely talking about that.
 * Lightning Dust: (Surprised)... Ohhhhhh, crap.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Facepalms) Not exactly a glmarious return to the SAF series, Lightning.
 * Lightning Dust: Just bring him in. He should know about- (A gray Pegasus with fire-colored hair burst in)
 * Pony: WELL THEN THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN, LIGHT!!!
 * Lightning Dust:...... No.
 * Short Fuse: (Finally stopped throwing a fit apawn realising what's happening)... No what?
 * Lightning Dust: (Does this while walking through the runway, training areas, and through other hazardous areas pushing out the pony without a scratch while Rainbow Dash and Acidburn reacted in panic in the same fashion as this)
 * Lightning Dust: No, no, nononono, NO!!!! (Pushes the pony out) GET, YOUR, FIERY, TAILED, ASS, OUT, OF, HERE, VELOCITY!!!!!
 * Spitfire: LIGHTNING!!! (The others flew in) What was THAT?! Those rookies could've torn you apart.
 * Lightning Dust: Spitfire... With the greatest possible respect here... WHY DID YOU LET THIS SORE ASSWIPE ONTO ACADEMY GROUNDS?!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS?!?
 * Spitfire: He says his name is Velocity Raze. A friend of yours.
 * Lightning Dust: UGGGH, THE MILITARY OF OUR NATION THESE DAYS!!! NO WONDER THE STORM KING TOOK IT OVER SO EASILY!!!
 * Spitfire: "Hey, the royal guard holds EQUAL blame for THAT mess! They weren't even THERE?!"
 * Acidburn: "Well, the Wonderbolts were there in some straids, but, you guys weren't able to really stop the Storm attack."
 * Spitfire: "(Deadpan) Touché, wise-bro. Tou, ché."
 * Lightning Dust: POINT, BEING?! Velocity, IS A BULLY FROM MY FILLYHOOD!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Aw son of a bitch, you had to take s*** from bullies too? I figured the Dust Clan had automatic respect!"
 * Lightning: That's what I thought, too, before I met HIM! Velocity Raze was the meanest, most obnoxious bully in all of Hoofville!
 * Velocity: You're just jealous I had more-
 * Lightning: That's always his excuse, don't take that seriously. There's nothing interesting about him.
 * Velocity: You want to say that to my FACE?!?
 * Lightning: You really want me to?
 * Acidburn: LIGHTNING!!
 * Lightning: FINE, FINE!!! Why are you here?
 * Velocity: "Simple. I'm here to bust the ass of the dropouts that soiled the Wonderbolt name!"
 * Rolling Thunder: "Really? Who?"
 * Velocity: "Looking at them, ya dinguses!"
 * Short Fuse: "...... (Deadpanly to Rolling Thunder) Ya had to asked, did ya dumbo? (Some Academy Security Staff arrived and contained the two, and Lightning)"
 * Lightning: "HEY HEY HEY!? WHAT GIVES?!"
 * Spitfire: "Well, he kinda said that you and these two were the Washouts. And they commited the act of endangering a child in a show."
 * Acidburn: "Whoa whoa whoa, hold up, sis! I had been around Lightning when that happened all day in Hoofville, there's reason to believe that she's being framed, and likely these two chuckleheads as well."
 * Velocity: "Aw come on, Spity, how do ya know he isn't just being a defensive boyfriend?"
 * Spitfire: ".... Because he's my brother, and he has NOTHING to gain to lie to family! (To Acidburn) That being said, creditable as you are, the Wonderbolt Court would end up viewing it as bias since you HAD been dating miss Lightning after all. The best way you can prove her innosence is to find the alledged imposters and take them before the Wonderbolt Brass in the trail."
 * Acidburn: "No probs, sis. We just need to find out their next show."
 * Two passing Wonderbolt rookies were seen looking up a new Washouts Poster.
 * Wonderbolt Rookie 1: "Aw sweet! The new Washouts Spectatular in Las Pegacus is this weekend!"
 * Wonderbolt Rookie 2: "And it's nearly sold-out! We gotta get there!"
 * Spitfire: "ATTEN-HUT, ROOKIES?! (The two rookies freaked out and saluted)..... May I see that poster?"
 * Wonderbolt Rookie 1: "Please don't punish us for this, Ma'am. (Gives the Poster)."
 * Spitfire: "At ease Rookies, you two will be pardoned on counts that you inadvertingly helped in a recent concern."
 * Spitfire went off and gave Rainbow Dash the poster.
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Reads) This saterday in the Grand Deos Statidum in the Resort of the Flimflam Bros, watch the latest sensation to sweep Equestria, the Washouts, preform live as they preform the super-duper tricks that got them in the big time! Expect thrills, expect spills, expect some damage, expect the time of your life. Tickets valuable at the resort, kids get free admitence, get a ticket now and you'll get a free Washout Plushy..... (Speaking) SERIOUSLY?! THEY HAVE ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR A FEW WEEKS AND ALREADY THEY GOT AN ENDORSEMENT DEAL?! AND PREFORMING IN THE FAMOUS GRAND DEOS STATIUM?! THAT WAS ALWAYS MY DREAM?!"
 * Lightning: "THE GRAND DEOS STATIUM?! I DON'T BELIEVE IT?! THOSE LUCKY FAKERS?!"
 * Rolling Thunder: "THEY'RE GIVING OUT PLUSHIES?! I WANT ONE?!"
 * Silence......
 * Short Fuze: "..... You have no freaking brains to speak of, do you Rolls?"
 * Rolling Thunder: If I said yes, would you be surprised?
 * Rainbow Dash: Then we got ourselves a case. We'll bust a cap in their asses quicker than you can say 'Cheers'.
 * Short Fuse: Cheers.
 * Rainbow Dash: MOTHERF-...... Whatever.
 * Lightning: "Let's go meet-up with your friends back at Hoofville."
 * The Remain 6 and Additional 5 were seen with the Students at the trainstation.
 * Gallus: "Okay, if we walked to Hoofville from Ponyville, why the need for a train?"
 * Pinkie: "It's for in case we have a whirling adventure in our midst!"
 * Gallus: "As if all the sudden Rainbow Dash of Pepper is suddenly gonna show up and say-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Shows up with the others) GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO LAS PEGACUS?!"
 * Gallus: "..... Walked right into that one."
 * Applejack: "Why the sudden interest? The Flimflam Bros. New fancy replacement coaster for Wild Blue Yonder isn't for another few weeks."
 * Spitfire: "It's actselly because of this. (Shows the poster)."
 * Twilight levitates the poster to her person.
 * Twilight: "(Repeats what Rainbow Dash read)...... (Speaks)..... THEY SERIOUSLY MANAGED TO GET INTO THE LEGENDARY GRAND DEOS STATIUM BUILDT IN 1902 DURING THE GREAT EQUESTRIAN DEPRESSION?! THEY'VE ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR WEEKS, AND YET, FLIM AND FLAM ALLOWED THEM A STAGE ON ONE OF THE GREATEST STADIUMS EVER BEHIND THE CANTERLOT STATDIUM AND THE CHRISTIAL EMPIRE ARENA?! I MEAN, I KNOW FLIMFLAM AREN'T EXACTLY HONORABLE ABOUT THEIR PRACTICES, BUT WHAT GULL DO THEY HAVE TO SHARE THE GRAND DEOS STATDIUM, TO A PREFORMICE GROUP THAT HAD ONLY BEEN AROUND FOR WEEKS?!"
 * Gallus: "Depends, weren't these the same guys that tried to outcompete Applejack's farm and sell snake oil to injured ponies at some point?"
 * Twilight: "..... (Deadpan) Fair point."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh come now, Twilight, you know they're not really bad guys. They did help me and Applejack stop Gladmane afterall."
 * Twilight: "Obviously only because the fact he was causing a friendship problem and those two saw a chance to swoop in and take away Gladmane's business! If our little insodent with their own "Friendship School" was anything to go by, at the least, they're prohit hungry oppertunists?! I mean, sure, I wouldn't call those two Sombra levels of evil, BUT THEY'RE REALLY PUSHING IT WITH THEIR PROHIT-MAKING SCEAMES?!"
 * Gaster: ".... Are ya still butthurt about how they kinda turned Starbeard against ya?"
 * Twilight: Not just that. They technically committed treason by blackmailing me. You have ANY idea what the penalty is for that?
 * Gaster: No, because I have yet to see it. But hey, you DID blackmail them back.
 * Twilight: You do know that you just answered your own question, right? We agreed to NEVER speak of this loop to each other. We'd both fall if we spoke of it. I lose my credibility and be at worst odds with the EEA, and Gladmane would get his business back for their scam and they'd be in prison for treason. But still, they seriously did not act very courteous.
 * Rarity: Well whatever they're doing to the Grand Deos, they better have learned their lesson.

Chapter 3: Getting to Las Pegasus
Grand Deos Stadium Back Stage
 * Flim:... You know, I don't get the choice of bad literacy.
 * Flam: Me either. I think they are obviously going for the word, 'Grandiose', but they ended up spelling the word wrong, by they litterally just writing in Grand and Deos togather. It's like, they desided to go for a pun! What's so appealing about that?
 * Flim:... What was that?
 * Flam: "Oh, must be one of the lougers' jokes. They have a bad hapit of misplacing them. Boys, would you take the Lougers' joke in the lost and found? (Some security proceeded to take the joke to do exactly that). Now there's only the matter of giving the misfits a reason to come here.
 * ???: Well depending on what happens, you might get that soon enough! (Rainbow Dash, Lightning, Twilight and the others came in)
 * Twilight: How are your treasonous scamming butts doing?
 * Flim:... Oh bother, I knew that was gonna come back to hunt us.
 * Flam: "Look, Miss Sparkle, if it helps, it was nothing personal to you, you know how Neighsay and his partner in crime that looks interestingly like Shineflare turned us into pawns!"
 * Twilight: Be that as it may, it doesn't exactly pardon your underminding of my school and nearly besmirching the name of Friendship Schools! I'll say it as many times as I want because what you did was not only attempt to release false information about me, but did it just to keep a stupid scam. And you made the mistake of bringing history's greatest pony into it, and make him look like the gullible fool he wasn't. Your crimes just went beyond sociopathic, which in theroy, would mean that you just brought the threat of never having an honest business again upon yourselves.
 * Applejack: Durn, Twi, will you relax? It's not that big a deal.
 * Twilight: NOT THAT BIG A DEAL?! These two were threatening to vilify the Princess of Friendship with false information just to keep their own false way of living. That's sociopathic and NOT the way of friendship as they were teaching.
 * Flim: "Look, as we said Princess, we were not ourselves that time-"
 * Twilight: Oh be honest, you two! If it wasn't for the fine mind-control was involved, be honest, YOU'D TOTALLY WOULD'VE DONE A FOR PROHIT FRIENDSHIP SCHOOL ON YOUR OWN TERMS, WOULD YOU?!
 * Flam: ".... We'll be honest, we, admit that we would be oppertunist enough to, capitalised on your school's existence. But Neighsay's no-show partner was the one who brought us your archives, miss. We're not sure how she got them, but-"
 * Twilight: They made me question why the map chose you and Fluttershy to help them.
 * Fluttershy: "That because Gladmane was being a bad pony and compromising friendships for big promises!"
 * Applejack: "Give them this, Twilight, they may had did lowdown things before, but at least they have enough standerds to know that what Gladmane was doing isn't right."
 * Twilight: Well obviously, those standerds WEREN'T HIGH ENOUGH TO KEEP THEM FROM BLACKMAIL PRINCESSES AND MAKE RESPECTED HEROES LOOK LIKE DOPES?!
 * Flam: "T'was nothing personal Miss Sparkle, we were mostly protecting our hides.... Also, even then, we were kinda under a spell."
 * Twilight: EVEN SO?! What you two did, was no better than how Gladmane would've done it.
 * Flim: "Hey in all fairness, Gladmane would've been WAAAAAAAY worse! He would've gotten Celestia involved! At least Starswirl would have no serious power over your school!"
 * Twilight: BUT HE IS THE TEACHER OF CELESTIA, SOMEONE WHO VERY WELL DOES?!
 * Flim and Flam: "..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Flam: "Okay, we admit that was a BIG whoopsy-dasiy on our parts, ugh, spell aside."
 * Twilight: Keep in mind that equestrian laws are not yet buildt to let spells be used as an excuse! Do you know how their actions would affect you? How it would effect Equestria and beyond? These two were willing to destroy the magic of friendship, AND PR FROM OTHER RACES, FOR A STUPID CON!!!!
 * Applejack:... Wow...
 * Flim:... Gotta be honest, when you phrase it like that, it really does sound very destructive.
 * Flam: "And again, as before, Neighsay's partner was-"
 * Spike: "We get it guys, it was Neighsay's additional sidekick. Look, we'll look into that when we can, for now, just, let Twilight have this."
 * Twilight: But ignoring the deal we made to start no trouble to avoid trouble, and suffer a huge career-destroying penalty, how did you manage to do all of this?
 * Flam: Believe it or not, the Grand Deos statdium has been around since even BEFORE Gladmane's time. It was buildt in the great equestrian depression and modeled as if it was a reminant of anichent Pegacius Civilisation, ya know, back when they had that roman/greek thing going on! Honest truth.
 * Gallus: Really? Because from what I heard, there's usually no honesty with you.
 * Flim: Tch, ironic coming from a griffin. A creature made infamous for their greed.
 * Gallus:... THE F***'D YOU SAY?!
 * Smolder: Okay, you two, can we cheese out of the racial stuff?
 * Flim: "Oh sorry, I admit that was pushing it abit. But you know what they say about glass houses."
 * Gallus: "Oh-ho-ho! Your saying that just because SOME griffins are greedy as balls, that means I don't have the right to judge you two dipshits?!"
 * Flam: "Now everyone calm down! Now trust me, I mean it about how this building was buildt. We have the papers to prove it. (Brings out legit papers about the stadiums origins) See?"
 * Gallus: "(Looks at it).... Okay, fair enough, this paper's too freaking old to be a forgery."
 * Flim: "This being said.... I kinda have a nagging feeling that your here for business. Now don't lie, our inner-capitalist will tinkle if your not being honest with us."
 * Lightning: "It's about the Washouts."
 * Flim and Flam realised that Lightning Dust, Short Fuze and Rolling Thunder were out and about with them!
 * Flim: "WHAT THE?!"
 * Flam: "NOW HOLD THE PHONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN?! What are the Washouts doing outside and not in the stadium just as the show is starting?!"
 * Flim: "Unless..... (Summons a giant flyswatter) CHANGELING CHECK?! (Smacks the trio with it!)"
 * Lightning/Short-Fuze/Rolling Thunder: "D'OWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW?!"
 * Flim lifts the flyswatter off......
 * Flam: "..... I don't think they're turning back into Changelings."
 * Flim: "Well they must be a VERY speical breed to not turn back after a Changeling."
 * Acidburn: "Or, just as much, THEY'RE THE REAL LIGHTNING DUST, SHORT-FUZE AND ROLLING THUNDER?!"
 * Flim: "..... Then...... Who did we just allowed into our stadium before adoring fans?"
 * Spike: "Pretty much, a couple of jerk-holes that managed to con the con artists!"
 * Flam: "....... Wow...... No wonder people get mad at us for when we, erum, fabercate the truth of our products."
 * Twilight: "Not so great being conned yourselves, is it?"
 * Flim: "..... Will it help to be put on better terms with you if we give out backstage passes (Gives some out) Just so you can confront the Washouts without security hassle."
 * Twilight: "Tch, hardly, (Grabs the passes) But at least you two know when to respect the princess of friendship! (Walks into the backstage)....."
 * Rarity: "..... Try not to take that too personal. She doesn't like it when she is made bad in front of her idols or is greatly embarrised by them. Believe me on that."
 * Gaster: "Oh yeah, it's why she still gives that La Broma guy serious shit. Welp, later, The Super Chrono-Capitalist Brothers."
 * The group entered the staduim.
 * Flim: "..... Brother.....? I think, we may need to do, some more soul scearching then since before we came to own the resort."
 * Flam: "Brother, I do believe your right...."
 * The duo teleported off.
 * Chancellor Wellplay: I'm telling you, something is off about those three. President Vegas, Keeper Grandiose, please, reconsider. They may not nessersarly be the Lightning Dust and friends people know them as.
 * President Vegas: Chancellor, while we will take it easy on you because of your recent hardships, I'm afraid we cannot cancel what has already been prepared for weeks. The Washouts do NOT like having an act go to waste. Neither do their fans, who already paid ODDLES AND ODDLES of money into this event! The refunds from a canceled event like this will be BRUTAL?! Look, I promise that these three are no danger, even if the track record's abit inconsistent.
 * Keeper Grandiose: Exactly. So please leave.
 * President Vegas: Grandiose! That is NOT how you end a conversation like this. That is rude and unprofessional.
 * Keeper Grandiose: "I can't help it that it was about time people came to this old stadium, even if for a silly modern fad that'll be forgotten eventually, I'm just glad the stadium finally got to see action ever since the Christail Empire and it's arena came back! I'm just glad the old girl got some action again!
 * President Vegas: Looking after your family's stadium and this city's oldest attraction, while understandable, is NO excuse for rudeness, Grandiose. Chancellor, if you still wish to believe that there be foulplay involved, I must humbly ask that you look into this with somepony else. We have enough on our plates as it is.
 * Chancellor Wellplay:.... (Sighs) Fine. But you two owe me a lifetime pass to all resorts if I end up right about this! (Heads out) Blast!
 * Eightball: (With Hidden Shadow and holding cotton candy) Something wrong Dad?
 * Chancellor Wellplay: Son, change of plans. We won't be attending the show.
 * Eightball: What?! Why not?! Me and Hidden were looking forword to this show since the posters were first placed up!
 * Chancellor Wellplay: Because the Lightning Dust out there is NOT Lightning Dust. She's not this kind of pony anymore. And say that she may've thought of being like this before in her life, her newfound path as the Element of Courage contridicts this kinda behavior! Also, I have good reason to believe that Short-Fuze and Rolling Thunder did not became drop-outs! I should know! I sometimes visit the Wonderbolt academy and I still see those two around! I'm telling you, there could be impostery afoot!
 * Hidden: Mister Wellplay, um, are you sure you want to go through with that? I've been planning on this outing for a while. Plus, my dad does not appreciate wasted outings.
 * Pred's voice: "BLOODLY WHACK-A-DRAGON-MOLE, (Pred was seen playing a dragonised Whack-A-Mole), I'M USUALLY GOOD AT THESE BLOODLY THINGS?!"
 * Hidden: "..... Even more so after a bad game of Whack-A-Dragon-Mole."
 * Eightball: "Also, I kinda doubt these are even the same Lightning Dust, Rolling Thunder and Short-Fuze. Sometimes we can have ponies that look exactly like another pony but they are not. For all we know, maybe this is actselly a different Lightning Dust."
 * Wellplay: "Then explain to me why they CLAIM to be the exact individuals!"
 * Eightball: "Obviously as a means to claim to someone else's fame to make up your own. Daredevils do that s*** all the time, like, the Daughters of Celestia, those actrobatic mares from the asian lands that claimed themselves to be Celestia's daughters because their act resolves around the Sun!"
 * Hidden: "Or the Sons of Luna, those monster truck guys that do crazy s*** in night rallies."
 * Eightball: "And don't get me started on the Cragadile Wrestler Bloodlight Sprinkler, a pony that wrote herself as the daughter of Twilight! And we all know that she and Flash didn't tie the knot yet if ya know what I mean! Point is, these kinda people leech off to someone else's fame all the time, it's just a matter until they can make stake to their own identity!"
 * Wellplay: "(Sighs), Et tu, my son? Et tu?"
 * Eightball: "(Sigh), Look, dad, I don't mean to be against you on this, I just need a little more proof then your gut-feelings to really see this."
 * Wellplay: "..... (Sighs), Okay, go ahead and have fun with Miss Hidden and her adopted kin. But you owe me a lot of gambling nights if I am right!"
 * Eightball: "Fair enough, and trust me, I have a safe bet that your being worried over nothing. (Starts walking off with Hidden) Come on, Hid, let's go find your sisters before one of them does something stupid."
 * Chain's voice: "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! I AM THE PINK CLOUD PRINCESS?!"
 * Sharp-Pay's voice: "DAMN IT CHAIN, GET OUT OF THE COTTON-CANDY MACHINE?!"
 * Axe-Rella's voice: "AND YOU SAID YOU HAD THIS, SHARP-PAY?!"
 * Eightball: ".... Like JUST now! (He and Hidden trotted off)!"
 * Wellplay: "..... (Sighs), Don't ya hate it when the young people don't listen to their elders?"
 * ???: I know, right? (The pony heroines arrived)... Hello, Chancellor.
 * Wellplay: Ah, Princess Twilight! (Kneels before Twilight) To what do I owe this pleasure?
 * Twilight: We must talk to the Washouts about... Something. (The real three appeared)
 * Wellplay:... FINALLY, SOMEPONY AGREES WITH ME!!! I KNEW those Washouts were fakers!
 * Lightning Dust: "Yeah, and lucky ones at that! They got to preform in THE Grand Deos Stadium?! That was a place even my grandfather dreamed to preformed to one day, bless his soul."
 * Wellplay: "Well, now we both have a new problem: Outside of you three, how are we gonna show to ponies that the ones out are imposters?"
 * Gallus: "Well we're kinda betting on that they're abunch of REALLY dumb rogue Changelings."
 * Smolder: "Yeah, dumb, but lucky. Till now."
 * Wellplay: "No kidding. Even President Vegas and Keeper Grandiose ended up buying that act. Heck, my own dang son just assumed that they were just abunch of look-a-likes clinging to Lighting's fame."
 * Short-Fuze: "Yikes. For a E.E.A. agent, that's pretty stupid of him."
 * Wellplay: "Hey watch it, that's my son your talking about."
 * Short-Fuze: "I'm just saying that you would think a trained agent would know better, ya know?"
 * Wellplay: He may be plagued with luck, but he's not plagued with brains.
 * Pinkie: Ewww, sounds nasty.
 * Wellplay: "I meant in that he isn't a rocket sciencetist about all this."
 * Pinkie: ".... Oh."
 * Rolling Thunder: Uh, well clearly YOU aren't. The answer's obvious. The three of us just come up to the imposters and say-
 * ???: END THE CHARADE NOW, BROTHER!!! (Two pony civilians revealed themselves as Spiracle and Vertex)
 * Lightning Dust: "WHAT THE F***APUS?!"
 * Rolling Thunder: "WHOA THAT WAS SPONTATIOUS?!..... I LIKE IT?!"
 * Short-Fuze facehoofed groaning!
 * Twilight: Spiracle? Vertex?
 * Spiracle/Vertex:... Your highness?
 * Sincere: Cupcakes! (Silence)...... What?
 * Twilight: What are you two doing here?
 * Spiracle:...... Oh...... So I suppose..... Those three are not my brother and some new cohorts.
 * Vertex: Yeah, we Changelings aren't the best at Changeling checking. How ironically cruel is that?
 * Rarity: Very, VERY, cruelly ironic.
 * Lightning Dust: Damn right. Although.... Now that I think of it... Who are you both, how does Twilight know you, and what do you mean brother?
 * Spiracle: Well, formalities first. I am Spiracle, once elder of King Seta's Hibernation Temple, and this is my assistant Vertex. We are teachers of culture at Twilight's School of Friendship.
 * All Other Elements Except Midnight: SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP?!?
 * Lightning: When did Twilight open a freaking SCHOOL?!?
 * Rarity: "Darlings, we have, SO much, to catch up on after this."
 * Midnight: "Like you wouldn't believe."
 * Twilight: We'll explain later. Now I need to back up Lightning's last question: What do you mean by 'brother'?
 * Spiracle:... (Sighs) I'm afraid that this is a private family matter-
 * Vertex: He believes-
 * Spiracle: Vertex, don't you DARE tell them.
 * Vertex: Why not? They're looking for them, too. There's no reason not to tell them.
 * Spiracle: We're supposed to fix this quietly. Or at least we were before you wasted time with an errand that could've been done afterward. Now those bastards caught the attention we were meant to avoid.
 * Vertex: WILL YOU STOP BLAMING ME?!
 * Spiracle: VERTEX! Do not talk to me like that!
 * Twilight: No, she's right. Spiracle, both as a Princess of Friendship, AND tecnecally your boss as the school's headmare/founder, I demand to know what's going on!
 * Spiracle: Your highness, with all due respect, this is not your business. It's mine, and mine only.
 * Rainbow Dash: WHO ARE YOU TO TELL OUR FRIEND AND THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP WHAT TO DO?! THIS ISN'T ALL ABOUT YOU, BUG!!
 * Spiracle: "Okay, can you please not get racial about this? We could barely deal being called "Bug-Horses" as it is. Just straight-up calling us "Bugs" is just offensive."
 * Rainbow Dash: "SORRY, I'M JUST IN A BAD MOOD AFTER I ENDED UP BLAMING THE REAL LIGHTNING DUST FOR SOMETHING A FAKER DID?!"
 * Spiracle: "Woo! And it shows!"
 * Ocellus: "Mr. Spiracle, please. We're all friends here. We just as much want to resolve this as you do. These imposters are going to risk Lightning's reputation as the Element of Courage pretending to be a bunch of rude daredevils."
 * Short-Fuze: "Alongside two rookie Wonderbolt casualties, in moi and Rolling Dunce here."
 * Rolling: "My cousin's here? Dang it, I told her not to follow me without Aunt Rolling Pin?!"
 * Silence......
 * Applejack: ".... The lights ain't all on up in her attic, are they?"
 * Short-Fuze: "What was your first clue, Cowmare?"
 * Ocellus: "Please Mr. Spiracle. (Turns into a kitten and gives a sad face and mews)."
 * Spiracle: ".... D'owwww..... I don't have the heart to refuse a face like that. Oh how fickle the gift of shape-swifting can be. Very well, I'll explain along the way into the stage. Follow us."

Chapter 4: Labrum Exposed
Stage This music played as the Washouts drove out on motorcycles! Labrum began to sing his song, dodging the heroes attempt to stop him, as Caster and Buster joined it from time to time, as by song climax, he casted the spell, blinded the intervening heroes as he cast the spell on the entire crowd, turning them into impure Changelings... Later... The Flimflam Resort. Meanwhile, in Canterlot... (This played as the Changelingified ponies attack around the land of Equestria) Ponyville. Inside School of Friendship Dragon Temple School of Friendship One comical situation later. French Narrator: Later... French Narrator: One Filler Scene Later... School of Friendship
 * Announcer: "PRESENTING, NOW FOR ALL OF LAS PEGACIUS TO ENJOY, THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTS?!"
 * "Lightning Dust": "ARE YOU PONIES READY FOR A GOOD TIME?!"
 * The Audience cheered!
 * "Lightning Dust": "YOU CAN CHEER BETTER THEN THAT?! LOUDER?!"
 * The Audience Cheered roariously!
 * "Lightning Dust: "LOUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?!"
 * The Audience Cheered so loud, it was heard from space!
 * "Lightning Dust" chuckled wickedly and quietly at the applase.
 * "Rolling Thunder": "You have these guys eating out of your hooves, boss!"
 * "Short-Fuze": "Quiet, stupid?! The boss is consintraighting!"
 * Inisde the helmit, "Lightning Dust"'s eyes were seen glowing as "She" was absorbing the love.
 * ???: END THE CHARADE NOW, BROTHER!!! (The heroes arrived)
 * "Short Fuse": WHAT THE F-?!?
 * "Lightning Dust": (Reckinidses Spiracle) YOU?!.... Duh, I mean, WHO THE BUCK ARE YOU GUYS?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Hello, "Lightning Dust". Been a while. I got a friend I'd like you to meet. Meet, Lightning Dust. (The real three came out surprising the entire crowd)
 * "Short-Fuze": "..... (Quietly to "Lightning Dust") Boss, we got a problem."
 * "Lightning Dust": (Quietly to "Short-Fuze") Let me handle this, idiot!... (Laughs openly) You Changelings are a riot. But I do NOT appreciate being interrupted. (To a mic) CAN WE GET SECURITY ON THE PREMISES?!
 * Spiracle: Don't try to shy out of this... LABRUM!!
 * "Lightning Dust": (Gets nervious) Labrum? Who's Labrum?
 * Twilight: Why don't you tell us? Changeling check.
 * "Rolling Thunder": Don't you mean Spy che- (Twilight took out the same potion used by Zecora in the Changeling reality and combined it with a spell that temporarily disabled their magic and exposed them as three unreformed Changelings, one having black-green skin and large mandibles, and the other two being familiar, surprising the crowd more)
 * Gaster looked espeically surprised!
 * Gaster:......... I...... I... It can't be!... CASTER?! BUSTER?! YOU'RE STILL ALIVE?!... AND CURED?!?
 * Buster: Who wants ta know, color-boy- (Gets a good look at Gaster)... Wait a sec...... Gaster?! YOU'RE ONE OF THE COLORS NOW?!?
 * Ocellus: "(To the other inter-racial stundets) Colors are a unreformed changeling term for reformed Changelings."
 * Skyceria: "Kinda not hard for us to guess why."
 * Caster: Awwww, gees Gast, I neva thought you would become one of them?! I mean, I know Chrysalis tends to be a bitch, but, Dude, you look so, so.... UUUGH, IT'S DISGUSTING!!!! I can barely look at ya!
 * Gaster: Oh, hey Kettle, name's Pot, have we met?
 * Caster: "Ugh, yup. Your Gaster allright. Aw gees, what happened to ya!"
 * Gaster: "Blame Chryly-Billy for booting me out for not returning that elf-wizard's petrifived tapeworm thing!"
 * Buster: "Yeah, to be fair Cast, Chrysalis was kinda a big stinker about everything, so-"
 * Caster: "Hey, be that as it may, it's still an embarrising thought of you becomin' a color, Gast!"
 * Gaster: "Hey, it ain't like the whole dark black thing's that appealing neither, fellas! At least the ponies LIKE the reformed forms!"
 * Buster/Caster: "THAT'S THE PROBLEM?!"
 * Caster: "The idea of these forms is to be as fierce as.... Him, in the underground?! Otherwise, if we adopted those bright sissy colors, then we'd be no match here?!"
 * Gaster: "Okay wise-guys, I'll have you know that-"
 * Labrum: Oh cease your stockholm defence of the color forms, boy. They're right. You, Brother Spiracle, are disgusting.
 * Gallus: NOT AS MUCH AS YOU, BUG!!! I mean, those mouth-manables are such an EYE-SORE?!
 * Labrum: (Ignors Gallus to look at Spiracle).... You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, brother? You were always a PAINFULLY persistent pest. Even more then flies.
 * Spiracle: You know well enough why I couldn't leave you be. You are still a danger to our changed ways. I couldn't let you roam free and do whatever you want. And I won't.
 * Labrum: "How disterbingly noble of you. A pity though that your abit too late. I have already obsorbed all the love and aberation from the Washouts' fans I need for a spiecal and anichent Changeling Spell. One, that'll garrentie me the new emperor of a new hive of Changelings! I felt that both Chrysalis and even Throx have lost their way without the old hive, so it'll be have to be up to me to avenge our ansisteral home from the beast that usurped Changeling Soverenty! And this spell, will secure that?!"
 * Spiracle: ".... You wouldn't!"
 * Yona: "Un, depends, what exactly is he talking about?"
 * Ocellus: ".... Uh oh. He means..... The Changeling Transmutantion Spell."
 * Labrum: "Well, so I guess that silly friendship school does have it's merits. But allow me to explain.... Better yet.... I THINK A LIVE DEMINSTRAIGHTION WOULD OFFER A GRANDER LEARNING EXSPEARIENCE?! (His horn began to glow a dark green as he began citing an incantation.)"
 * Spiracle: "QUICK?! DON'T LET HIM FINISH THAT INCANTA-"
 * Buster and Caster bodyslammed Spiracle!
 * Buster/Caster: "CHANGELING PILE?!"
 * Gaster: "HEY JACKASSES, WHY NOT LET THIS BE BETWEEN BROS, HUH?! (The three began to fight!)"
 * The Others tried to stop the spell, but Labrum flew out of reach!
 * Labrum: You're too late! You can't stop what's coming! In fact, be assured.... (Music started to played)..... It was a foregone concludtion.
 * Gallus: "Oh dear Griffin Lords, he's not gonna start singing is he-
 * Ocellus: HOLY CRAP IN AN OOTHECA!!!!
 * Twilight:... WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
 * Labrum: What does it look like, you needless position for all of kinship? All the people that saw our show are one of us now. They are the first of a new Changeling kingdom. One that will build over Equestria and finish where Chrysalis and her mother started, only do it BETTER!
 * Twilight: YOU CHANGE THEM BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!
 * Labrum: Tch, oh please. I have no need to listen to you. What made you think I'll do what some false Princess of a concept that belongs in clichés and toddlers' cartoons says?
 * Gallus: YEAH, WHY?!? DUMBASS!!!
 * Silverstream: Gallus, stay out of it! And ease up on the racism!
 * Gallus: (Mockingly) "GALLUS, STAY OUT OF IT, AND EASE UP ON THE RACISM!" That's you.
 * Labrum: You have desecrated our race's true goals for the last time, your unfriendliness! You and your race must thus pay by becoming one of us.
 * Twilight: That's not going to happen!!
 * Labrum: You can WATCH it happen. Changelings are not MEANT to share love.
 * Spiracle: Things change, Labrum! Stealing love isn't acceptable anymore. Chrysalis lied to her own people. The people who trusted her. She made them think love was finite and that loving each other was cannibalism. That was barbaric and far from right.
 * Labrum: I don't listen to you anymore, brother. You're a filthy Color now. And I do NOT fraternize with your kind. The kind that Destiny the fallen child wants. This is going down, and YOU ALL WILL NOT STOP ME!!! (The Changelingified ponies attack in numbers and trap them in adhesive green slime)... Farewell. (They flew away)
 * Gallus:... THAT SON OF A TYRANT BITCH!!!!
 * Gaster stared as his brothers left.....
 * Gaster: "..... Just my luck."
 * Gaster: I don't understand. I find out my brothers are alive, but they don't even see me. Not as a brother... not as a Changeling... not as anything.
 * Starlight: ".... Gaster, if it could make you feel better, that's only the unreformed mentality talking. They've only yet to fully understand."
 * Gaster: "Tch, good luck ever convincing THOSE two! Caster's a total smart-ass who thinks he has life figured out, and Buster has the oppisite problem is that he's almost stupid enough to forget how to breathe!"
 * Starlight: Well it couldn't help to start, by GETTING US OUT OF THIS SLIME!!!! (They were struggling as Gaster shrugged)
 * The group were freed eventually.
 * President Vegas arrived.
 * President Vegas: "WHAT IN THE DIDDLY LONG DAY JUST HAPPENED?! I booked for a Washouts preformice and got a sudden Changeling takeover of Las Pegasus! Would somepony like to explain to me what went down in Grand Deos Stadium?!"
 * Wellplay: Well let me put it this way:... I TOLD YA SOOOO!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: The Washouts were Changelings impersonating these three.
 * President Vegas: Is that so? I mean, sure the Changelings are friends to us ponies, but--
 * Applejack: Unreformed Changelings.
 * President Vegas:... Oh. I should've known.
 * Wellplay: (Mockingly) "OH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN." That's you.
 * President Vegas: Yes, I know I should've-
 * Wellplay: (Mockingly) "YES, I KNOW I SHOULD'VE-"
 * President Vegas: WILL YOU STOP MOCKING AND TELL ME HOW YOU PROPOSE WE SOLVE THIS PROBLEM?!
 * Smolder: "Well OBVIOUSLY we stop that Asswipe La-bum from making Changelings look bad again!"
 * Spiracle: "That much is easier said then done. Labrum sounded determined in his madness to become an emperor of changelings. And with an army of Changeling Hybrids at his disposeal, he would be unstoppable."
 * ???: I, AM, SO, MAD!!! (Suddenly, Chrysalis barges in)
 * Twilight: Queen Chrysalis?!
 * Gaster: "OH SURE, NO BAD CHANGELING PARTY IS COMPLETE WITHOUT THE QUEEN OF BITCHES HERE!!"
 * Chrysalis: "HEY, BE LUCKY THAT I DESIDED THAT IMPUDENT OLD FART OF A BUG HORSE IS MORE WORTHY OF MY WRATH OUTSIDE OF STARLIGHT?! SPEAKING OF WHICH, SAME GOES TO YOU, BITCH?! (Points to Starlight angerly)."
 * Rainbow Dash: What are YOU doing here?!
 * Chrysalis: I get ready for a date night with Mang, then I hear from one of my drones that Labrum was planning to overthrow the Changelings! I'M the only Queen of True Changelings here, and like I told Thorax, no drone is going to overthrow me! Granted, he was lucky, but I draw the line at reviving the evil in Changelings without MY authority! Hell, he should consider himself LUCKY we in the Villain League are used to original characters stealing our songs, which in this case is Zira!
 * Mang showed up as well.
 * Cobra: "Aw come on, Chrly, you know this isn't any of our business. Besides, that evil clone fiasco take two still burns rather recently and our presence in a latest fiasco involving your mother's appearent temple care-taker is sort've, a last thing they want right now, and- (Throx appeared behind him and intimidated Mang) EEK?!"
 * Throx: "Ya know, Snake boy, if you're afraid of having needless League invovlement, then me and Chrysalis will say that we're not doing this for them, you cowerdly worm! We're doing it for our good names, because that lout Labrum owes me BIG for not being a big help for my return, never mind that he left me defenceless and my Hibernation Temple in sheer neglect! Now, kindly go back to that little hovel you call a fortress."
 * Cobra: ".... (Wimpfully) Yes Ma'am. (Teleports away)."
 * Gallus: "..... And that's why I am not looking forword to ever having a mother-in-law someday when I score a babe of my own."
 * Chrysalis: "Okay, let's get down to business... I know some of you aren't exactly thrilled to see the two of us, and the feeling is mutual, F.Y.I., so I propose a relucent allience against that Labrum basturd?!"
 * Pinkie: "Well, tecnecally, only the Lougers can approve of any relucent allienceses with the bad guys, so-"
 * Chrysalis: "THEN FOR PETE'S SAKE, GET THEM DOWN HERE ALREADY, YOU PINK-BRAINED IDIOT!!"
 * Throx: "Chrysalis! Where is your sense of diplomacy at the face of those with a mutual enemy at hand?!"
 * Chrysalis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING IN A BAD MOOD ABOUT LABRUM'S ASSHOLERY?!"
 * Twilight: Well, even if we do get the Lodge to agree to an alliance, you'll have to keep in mind that they'll be watching you two.
 * Rainbow Dash: Like hawks.
 * Throx:... Very well.
 * Twilight: Plus, I'm not really sure if my communications computer is fully repaired after Deadpool destroyed it.
 * Chrysalis: THAT crazy lunatic? UUGH!! As if I'd have the nerve to ask how he's doing these days.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Being a general jackass that pooped his metaphorical s*** all over the school, for starters."
 * Throx: "So I guess they need to be contacted by, other means."
 * Chrysalis: "Well it can't be through Celestia's computer?! That bitch has it OUT for me?!"
 * Gallus: "Wait..... Can't you two just ask Mang to do it?"
 * Silence....
 * Throx/Chrysalis: "..... Be right back. (The two teleported off)"
 * Gaster: "..... Please don't tell me we're seriously having those two grubheads involved."
 * Ocellus: "Gaster, I know you don't exactly like Chrysalis, but..... We kinda have no choice. Like Throx said, Labrum is a problem to the both of us."
 * Gaster: "You guys realize they're only involved for personal payback for his ditching ass and not nessersarly to actselly help Equestria?! If anything, if we ain't careful, those two would simply usurp La-Butt for their own gain?!"
 * Spiracle: "I understand the risk of a would-be poison allience..... But, my brother is too powerful now. Throx knows Labrum as well as I do."
 * Gaster: ".... Ugh.... Fine?! BUT YOU BETTER MAKE THOSE C**TS PROMISE NOT TO PULL ANYTHING CUTE?!"
 * Spiracle: They make no promises. Trust me.
 * Gaster: Less talk, more call!
 * It is now crawling with Changelingafived Ponies filling everything up with slime, as Labrum marveled at his work.
 * Buster: "Gee, boss, your awfully quick to just take over an entire gambling city the minute ya got an army. Most people would've retreated into a lair by now."
 * Labrum: "I already did enough hiding in Throx's Temple. Now, I am turning this silly bedrock of gambling sin, into my new kingdom! A Changeling Kingdom! A more absolute and brave kingdom!? The problem with Changelings even after Throx came to be is that we still hid from plain sight! What better way to make ponies reckindised our power, is if we take over one of their precious cities, and turn some of their citizens, into one of us?!"
 * Caster: "Abit bold and risky, but, it's very decidsive!"
 * Labrum: "And these ponies, even the Alicorns, will come to fear and respect these bold actions!"
 * Flim and Flam were brought to Labrum by some converted security ponies now Changelings.
 * Flam: "Boys, please don't take us closer to the scary manabled Changeling, or no Heath's Warming Bonus this year!"
 * Converted Guard 1: "WE NO LONGER CARE FOR WEALTH, PONY?!"
 * Flim: "We were afraid you'd say that."
 * Labrum: ".... Are these the last ponies in miles of the city?"
 * Converted Guard 2: "Yes sir. They were hiding in their office, wallowing in disgusting pity on their money."
 * Labrum: "Ugh, and I thought Griffins were obcessed with wealth."
 * Flam: "Please, don't hurt us?! We'll sing and dance for ya, anything, just don't hurt us?!"
 * Labrum: "Oh don't get me wrong, what sense would there be if I harmed my future workers that'll cater to me at my every whim?"
 * Flim: "..... I think I liked it better when we thought he was gonna do bad things to us."
 * Labrum: No, I just can't stand you two as ponies. You two must be converted first.
 * Flim: "Aw come on?! What's your problem with Ponies anyway?"
 * Labrum: "Actselly, this is nothing personal. Not just to you two, but to your entire race. This is only being done because the Changelings already learned a harsh lesson. That the best way to survive, is to become absolute, and congure the weak! And you ponies.... You made the mistake of letting your religen make you soft to the horrors of the REAL world beyond the seltered lands of Equestria! You only had a small glimse from the short-lived madness of The Storm King..... But this time, I'll make sure you'll see reality at a much more, harder to get rid of scale!"
 * Labrum started to use the incantation again as Flim and Flam wimper, as green magic engulfed the two!
 * Celestia: Say what?!
 * Chrysalis: I said, I wasn't anywhere near Las Pegasus when I found out that a former elder Changeling of mother's was impersonating Lightning Dust, and now I need to make a temporary alliance with your student in order to stop him from taking over Equestria!
 * Celestia: That's what I thought you said..... And, your positive Labrum is not an assusiate of yours still?
 * Chrysalis: "WELL HOW'S ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WASN'T AROUND WHEN MOTHER CAME BACK, PRINCESS SUNBUTT?!"
 * Celestia: ".... Actselly, I, was curious to why the Good Changelings had an Elder to take care of King Seta while your mother was virtually alone."
 * Throx: "Well consider your curiosity answered. And be assured, if Labrum was still with us, do you not find it odd we're even asking this?"
 * Luna: "Well excuse us for figuring that this is tecnecally something you two would benefit from! Labrum is going out to make Changelings look like monsters again!"
 * Throx: "Oh trust me. Labrum is doing this on his own whims. He lost faith in me and my daughter thanks to me hibernating and Chrysalis NOT EXACTLY DOING A GOOD JOB GETTING EQUESTRIA'S CONQUEST DONE?! Be assured that this isn't a matter the League's involved with, in thanks to my daughter's wimpy little noodle-limped serpent boyfriend being afraid that you people would still be scorned with the last fiasco."
 * Shining Armor and some Guards were seen cautiously behind them, with Flash Magnus and Flash Sentry present.
 * Thorx: "(Looks at the gaurds)..... Though I won't exactly say he's wrong about it. By all means, nothing between us needs to change, just keep in mind that we BOTH have a mutual foe in Labrum, and that I am offering two free powerful allies against a powerful adversary. He is wronging the both of us. He just congured one of your cities, and he's doing it while undermining me and my daughter's athority in deeming us weak as he proclaims himself a new Emperor. Surely you understand how dangerious that rebelious old coot is. And I'm sure you don't wanna risk him becoming powerful enough to have that spell of his effect Ponies of a nation-wide scale."
 * Celestia: Begrudgingly, your right. I do not wish to have all of Equestria turned into Changelings.
 * Gaster: Eh, a Changelingified Equestria doesn't sound THAT bad. Apart from a brother-stealing d*** as ruler, but eh, we're used to d*** rulers at this point. You ponies can still retain your former forms. It's in the name.
 * Ocellus: Gaster, technicalities don't matter. Nopony wants to be one of us, pure or impure. It won't be easy for ponies to cope with such a radical change. Labrum needs to be stopped.
 * Chrysalis: Well, I kinda have to side with the failure abit. If you WERE to fail, you could always shapeshift into your previous forms.
 * Gaster: "..... On second thought Ocellus, yer right, this is gonna suck."
 * Chrysalis: "BAH?! Seriously?! You change your stance because I agreed with you?!"
 * Silverstream: "Well ya did sort've, exiled him, so, he's, not exactly thrilled your here."
 * Rainbow Dash: Besides, you don't get to decide or agree with anything, you're still a bad guy.... Or girl.
 * Chrysalis: Watch your tongue, pony! I am helping you this one time and it would be appreciated if you didn't TEMPT ME!!
 * Throx: Calm yourself, daughter. We have work to do. So, the Changelings have been assimilating Las Pegasus. The hive should be forming about... (A tremor was heard as a new hive appeared in Las Pegasus' location)... Now.
 * Gaster: HYPOGEAN'S BOULDERS!!!! It's HUGE!!!! Me thinks it's shaming Chrysalis' and/or Thorax.
 * Chrysalis: My hive was much bigger than THAT when it was initially built from that core stone that sporuted from the ground that my throwne was made out of. Time wears things down.
 * Gaster: Still. At least he isn't compensating for his-
 * Spiracle: I think it won't be long before Labrum sends in his poor victims to invade.
 * Fluttershy: "Why are those ponies, Changelings, Changeys, even doing this with him?"
 * Spiracle: "It's pretty much the effect of being a bad changeling. The hunger for love drives them to have a perverted moral compuss and prone to do terrorable things. The effect has likely taken over them the minute they were turned into Changelings."
 * Throx: "Uh, quick question, who's the new Changeling kid?"
 * Applebloom: "Huh? What new Chang- (The duo realised that Scootaloo was now a Changeling) BAAHAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "EEEEEEEEEK?!"
 * Scootaloo: "The f***'s a matter with you losers?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "DAH?! SCOOTS?! YOUR A CHANGELING NOW?!"
 * Rolling Thunder: "RADICAL?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Rolling Thunder: "...... Wait, this suppose to be a bad thing?"
 * Scootaloo: "The f*** are you asshats talking about?"
 * Twilight: "Uh, Scootaloo? Try, looking down at the floor."
 * Scootaloo: "Oh sure, cause it looks like this s*** got waxed and- (Saw her Changeling form) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHAT THE F***ERY F***ITY F***Y F***?! I'M A FREAKING BUG-HORSE NOW?!"
 * Applejack: Yeesh, did your new biology increase your profanity impulse?
 * Rainbow Dash: "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!"
 * Throx: "Simple. Did Miss Scootaloo ever admited fondness for Labrum's "Washouts" Shenanigans?"
 * Gallus: "She started a one-member fan club for them."
 * Throx: "Well there you go. Poor child had her admiraiton made her apart of the spell's effect."
 * Scootaloo: "BUT I STOPPED LIKING THOSE HACKS?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well this is the delciously devious part of the spell! It doesn't matter if you stopped loving the Changeling who can weild it! All the spell needs was the existence of that love, and it's still going to effect you!"
 * Shore: "But she was fine at the stadium!"
 * Thorx: "It's been said that if you had rejected the spell caster prior to that spell being cast after having loved them, the effect will just start to move.... Slowly."
 * Scootaloo: "SERIOUSLY?! I GIVE ONE FAN CLUB TO A GANG OF IMPOSTERS, AND I GET TURNED INTO A F*****G BUG HORSE?!"
 * Applejack: "But why ain't she being as pocessed by Labrum's spell as the others?"
 * Spiracle: "Like Thorx said. The effect will move more slowly then someone who still embraced the caster. That means, so will the typical Impure Mentally. This means that miss Scootaloo will slowly turn into a young impure Changeling within the next few hours. And once so, she'll become just another minion of Labrum."
 * Rainbow Dash: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! WE GOTTA CURE HER?! Spiracle, your basicly Labrum's brother, your just as powerful as he is?! SURELY YOU CAN-"
 * Spiracle: "This is a powerful anichent spell that Labrum only managed to cast at all because he absorbed enough love to do so like he does. That means Labrum made himself more powerful than the both of us are at our base powers without love. As much as I want to, I can't help."
 * Rainbow Dash: "THEN HERE?! (Hugs Spiracle) HAVE A F*****G LONG HUG ON THE HOUSE?! I'M HUGGING YOU FOR AS LONG AS I CAN UNTIL YOU ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO FIX THIS?!"
 * Spiracle breaks free!
 * Spiracle: "That's not how it works, Miss Rainbow! Labrum earned the love of basicly a good number of the population of a nation! To even come close, you would have to hug me for half a millenda, and a lot of us would be dead by now, or more intermediately, Poor Scootaloo would already be a slave to Labrum!?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... PRINCESS CELESTIA, PLEASE TELL ME YOU CAN-"
 * Celestia: "I'm afraid this is the kind of magic even I could barely understand."
 * Rainbow Dash: "THEN MAYBE STARSWIRL CAN-"
 * Starlight: "Okay, one, Starswirl is still traveling a bit, two, I think I can safely bet that this is beyond pony knowledge, including HIS!"
 * Twilight: "Starlight's right. Starswirl's journel would've brought this spell up if he knew about it."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Duh, uh, THEN MAYBE DESTENY CAN HELP?!"
 * Chrysalis: "OH CAN WE NOT GET HER INVOLVED?!"
 * Thorx: "Chrysalis, do it, diplomatically."
 * Chrysalis: ".... I mean, that is to say, keep in mind that Spiracle and Labrum are basicly super-changelings. Their Caste of special long-living drones are capable of doing spells and magic too difficult for even the likes of my mother! So don't count on Desteny to be anymore helpful then your last opitions."
 * Rainbow Dash started to have a amjor meltdown!
 * Rainbow Dash: "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! I CAN'T BE SERIOUSLY LOSING SCOOTALOO LIKE THIS?!"
 * Fluttershy: "RAINBOW DASH, CALM DOWN, YOUR GETTING TOO UPSET?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'M NOT UPSET!! YOUR UPSET!! I'M THE MOST F*****G CHEERY PONY IN EQUESTRIA!! DO I LOOK ANGRY?! (Does the same face)"
 * Smolder: "..... Not sure you want us to answer that-"
 * Rainbow Dash: I'M COMPLETELY CALM-
 * Sandbar: (Slaps her out of her insanity) GET YOUR S*** TOGETHER, WILL YOU?!? Yeesh, and I thought my little brother was the craziest pony in Equestria.
 * Gallus: "So, does that crack in her noggin mean I have to start calling her "Professor Hard-Boiled Egghead" now?"
 * Rainbow Dash: DWA, AAAGGHH, NOT, AN, EGGHEAD!!!
 * Shore: Good job, Gallus. (Gallus flips her off)
 * Rainbow Dash: "OKAY, OKAY?! SCREW ALL OF THIS?! (Grabs Changeling Scootaloo) I'M GOING TO SEEK OUT ZECORA AND SEE IF SHE CAN FIX THIS?! NO ONE, FOLLOW ME?! (ZOOMS OFF BEFORE ANYONE CAN DO ANYTHING)!?"
 * Silverstream: "...... Rainbow Dash is of a wounded heart from this."
 * Pinkie: "..... Oh boy. She's having another "Tanks for the Memories" mental episode."
 * Lightning Dust: "Wait, what?! This happened before?!"
 * Fluttershy: "Yeah, when her tortoise Tank was going to hibernate."
 * Midnight: "..... Twilight, is, Miss Dash going to be okay?"
 * Twilight: "Well, that depends, the last time she got this upset, she ended up causing winter to come in a bang!"
 * Gaster: "Am I the only one who thinks she got, abit overly drumatic?"
 * Gallus: "Well, a little kid pony is about to turn into a maniac's slave, YOU TELL ME?!"
 * Helping Hooves: Well we're still following her. But not all of us. AB, Sweetie, Fluts, Lightning, you go help her. We'll deal with Labrum.
 * Lightning: "Ugh, seriously?! I have to miss out on the action? (Leaves with the others) Rainbow owes me TWO rounds of that Wonderbolt fight for this!"
 * Applejack: "..... It has NOT been Rainbow Dash's day, has it?"
 * Spike: "Not in the slightest."
 * Sincere: "And I thought my co-workers get very angry."
 * Gallus: "..... Okay, I admit it, that comment showed up when it wasn't needed."
 * Smolder: "Ya think?"
 * Chrysalis: "Ahem! Okay, are we done with the druma now?"
 * Thorx: "(Stares sternfully at Chrysalis to ease up)..... What she meant is, I think we should save that little episode for later, because Labrum is diffently moving much more quicker then already anticipated. (Large swarms of Changeling-a-fived ponies are seen forming from Las Pegacus)."
 * Smolder: "Whoa, that dude, is scary fast."
 * Pinkie: I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT MUSIC IS COMING FROM, BUT IT'S VERY APPROPRIATE!!!!
 * Thorx: "Annnnnd there goes our ability to make a stragity before Labrum made his move. You have to give him this, he doesn't believe in slouthing."
 * Shining Armor: We can't fight civilians!!!
 * Chrysalis: "Tecnecally speaking, lover boy, those ain't civilians anymore! Not as long as Labrum's still up and running!"
 * Shining Armor: "Well, sure they're threats now, but deep down, they also Labrum's hostages!"
 * Throx: "So basicly, the perfect meatsheilds. They're both afraid, but your moral compesses can't stomich bringing harm to them even if it saves your nation! Pardon me for speaking infavorably, but I now regret that I didn't do enough to keep Labrum's favor."
 * Luna: "Well obviously, you didn't, and now Labrum is making the ultamate threat."
 * Twilight: ".... Then we need to do the next best thing, evacuate ponies from their reach and capture any infected Changeys and contain them! We do this right, we can tickle down Labrum's forces without harm."
 * Applejack: "That's a right dandy idear, Twilight."
 * Shining Armor: Great idea, sis! (Shields up the city)... You guys will have to deal with the rest. If Canterlot falls, so does Equestria.
 * Smolder: THAT'S ONE HELL OF A MOTIVATION!!!!
 * Celestia: We must go. Cadence, you look after-
 * Cadence: Way ahead of you. And if we fail, hate to say it, Flurry does make a good, for lack of a better term, weapon of mass destruction.
 * Flurry: BOOMBOOM!!!!
 * Shining Armor:... She means that literally.
 * Yona: We can tell.
 * Twilight: "Let's go! At the rate of this swarm is moving, they would reach Ponyville in mere seconds!"
 * The group charged off!
 * Ponyville was already being ravished by the swarm as hysteria takes hold!
 * Rockhoof was seen leading an evacuation!
 * Roockhoof: "QUICKLY, UNTO THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP IF YOU DON'T WANT THESE BUGGERS TOUCHING YA?!"
 * At the School of Friendship, the rest of the factily were seen helping Ponies into the school!
 * Yakhalla: "WHERE ON ALL OF EQUESTRIA DID THIS IMPURE CHANGELINGS COME FROM?!"
 * Koningin: "(Gets a good look at them).... They don't look like naterol Changelings."
 * Spoonful: "I even dare say they look like they just came out of a gambling sector, like they took a quick visit to a hotbed of sin!"
 * Buzzord: "Ohhh, you think they'd been to Las Pegiacus? I hear a new stunting sensation called the Washouts were there!"
 * Entropy: "More like they CAME there, if the blasted city's new eyesore's an indication. (The Changeling Hive of Las Pegacus was seen)...."
 * Kurtle: "..... I, don't think that looks normal."
 * Igmar: "YOU THINK?!"
 * Electross: "Okay, so either Chrysalis or her mom managed to get an army of hybirds to join them, or this is something entirely different!"
 * Barktrot looks on in shock.....
 * Barktrot: "..... I know what this is?! This is an anichent changeling curse?! The Changeling Transformation Spell! I, I must informed Sparkle! (Charges off!)"
 * Yakhalla: "MISS BARKTROT, I DON'T THINK THAT'S ADVISEABLE?!"
 * Barktrot ran across the attacked area, until cornered by some very huge and fat Changelingafived Ponies!
 * Barktrot: ".... Oh just my luck. A blockade of fat."
 * The Fat Changeys snarled and hissed!
 * ???: "Oh goodness me."
 * Suddenly the Fat Changeys get trapped by suddenly appearing plant cages.
 * Mistmane walked in.
 * Mistmane: "I desided to pay ponyville a visit to buy some gardening supplies and I end up discovering that you have abit of a pest control problem."
 * Barktrot: "This is abit worse then dealing with aphids and beetles though. These ponies are under an anichent Changeling curse!"
 * Mistmane: "Wait, these are ponies?! (Notes a kickliner Changey gang).... That, would actselly explain why they look as if they just got out of Las Pegasus."
 * A Vega Magdition Changey charged from behind with Mistmane noticing too late, only for a shovel to hit him, knocking him out.
 * Rockhoof was seen holding that shovel.
 * Rockhoof: "Mistmane, you are a sight for sore-eyes."
 * Mistmane: "Oh Rockhoof, you are such a gentlemen for a Norse pony."
 * Somnambula was seen being chased by some tourest dressed Changeys as she lead them into being trapped in a make-shift web of sticky rope! Meadowbrook showed as well holding a jar of sticky honey.
 * Somnambula: "You were right, Meadowbrook. The Sticker Bee Honey worked like a charm."
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "As it should darling. Now if I could just figure out what got these folks so riled up like a swarm of bad-tempered Flash Bees."
 * Rockhoof: "Meadowbrook, Somnambula! Over here!"
 * Somnambula: "Oh thank goodness, Rockhoof and Mistmane. What a day this turned to! You come to Ponyville to offer meditating services to the Ponyville Spa, and with Meadowbrook, some of her best cures to the hospital, and this plague of locusts happens!"
 * Mage Meadowbrook: "We could really use Starswirl right about now."
 * A loud hiss was heard as the group look to see the Changelingafived Pred, the Sisters, Hidden, and Eightball!
 * Sharp-Pay: "Well TOO BAD, SO SAD?! HE AIN'T HERE?!"
 * The group charged hissing, until they're suddenly caught by a giant jar with airholes!
 * Chain: "EEK?! A MAGICAL MYSTICAL FORCEFILED?! (Hugs onto the Washouts Dolls) HOLD ME DOLLIES?!"
 * Axe-Rella: "No Chian, it's a giant pickle jar."
 * ???: "This is BEYOND extraordenary!"
 * Starswirl and Stygian arrived.
 * Igmar: (Seeing this) SWEET WHATEVER THE ALICORN GOD OF DUMB COINCIDENCE IS, THIS DUMB COINCIDENCE COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE COINCIDENTAL!!!!
 * Kurtle: I call hacks, frankly.
 * Yakhalla: "CAN YOU TWO NOT LOOK A GIFT-HOR-..... Errr, that is to say, CAN'T YOU TWO JUST BE THANKFUL OF THEIR WELL-TIMING AND NOT CRITICISE IT LIKE THIS IS ALL A CARTOON?!"
 * Electross: "Yeesh, the Lougers aren't even here yet and already the Post-Modern humor is setting in!"
 * Starswirl: "I was on my way to give Sparkle a surprise visit to give some tokens of my travels, and I suddenly found these odd asortments of Ponies adopting Changeling Biology. I aim to collect these for great reshurch potaintional."
 * Rockhoof: "Then you may be needing more jars, Starswirl, because these "Marvels" are threatening ponies."
 * Starswirl now paid more attention of the situation in being snapped out of his excitment....
 * Starswirl: ".... Well, yes, now I realise that contending them should also be for Equestria's safety."
 * ???: "Welly well well brother!"
 * The Flimflam brothers appeared as Taller Changelings with horns breaming with strong Changeling Magic.
 * Flim: "It's our old "PAL" Starswirl the Bearded?! FYI, WE'RE STILL RATHER SORE YOU MADE US GAVE A REFUND WITH THAT SCHOOL?!"
 * Starswirl: "Wait, the Flimflam brothers? What happened to you two?"
 * Flam: "Let's just say we took a quick stroll down to Transformation Centrol, AND NOW THE FLIMFLAM BROTHERS ARE 90% BETTER THEN EVER! New and improved?!"
 * Barktrot: "They are not being themselves! They've been cursed!"
 * Flim: "Oh sure, YOU would call it a "Curse".... But Labrum likes to say, it's an improvement."
 * Rockhoof: "So this wicked warlock "Labrum" is behind this? Then I'll give him a good whack of me shovel like I did to the Grand Converter in Xiaomia!"
 * Flam: "Oh, but that's the problem friend..... Your dealing with his offictal New Changeling Empire Vanguards!"
 * Flim: "Originally he meant for us to be petty servents, but because our usual greedy nature granted these, expectedly greater bodies, Labrum discovered he accsidently turned us into a greater caste of Changelings, so he ended up having a more, grandiose use for us."
 * Starswirl: "Now, I know you two weren't exactly honorable ponies, but this is obviously far from what your worse can be! At best, your usually just oppertunistic businessmen! Your far from being like this Labrum!"
 * Flim: "Empisis on the, "New and Improved". We were WEAK back then! Now Labrum has made us stronger!"
 * Flam: "And one can only imagine what Labrum's tinkering on you guys would bring! I can already see it! The Pillers of Equestria, Changelingafived! You would become Labrum's best warriors?!"
 * ???: "SORRY, JERKS?! NOT INTERESTED?!"
 * Flash Magnus charged with his sheild and tossed it like Captain America!
 * Flim and Flam: "WHAT THE- (The two got dazed with the sheild hit them) OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?!"
 * Starswirl: "Perfect timing as always, Magnus."
 * Flash Magnus: "Thanks, but I brought some backup!"
 * Flim: "WHAT BACKUP?!" (Ember and her elites arrive)
 * Igmar: (Seeing this as well) YEESH, HOW MUCH MORE COINCIDENTAL CAN YOU GE- (Yakhalla bonked him with his staff) OW!?
 * Yakhalla: "CAN YOU KINDLY RESUME HELPING US EVACUATE PONIES AND NOT WORRY ABOUT SUDDEN CONVINENCES?!"
 * Igmar: "Uh, alcourse sir! After all, I think this is about it-"
 * Thorax: (He, Destiny, Ann-Tena, Pharynx, Vespa, and many Changeling forces arrived) WE DETECTED A HIGH SURGE OF CHANGELING MAGIC IN EQUESTRIA!!
 * Igmar:... DOES KARMA NOT KNOW HOW TO TAKE A BLUFF- (Yakhalla was about to bonk him again when Igmar stopped)..... I'll stop.
 * Yakhalla: "Better."
 * Destiny: Stand together, my pure Changelings! If we work together and share our love with these Changelings, they, too, shall be enlightened as we were!
 * Ember: OH, PLEASE, DON'T CARE BEAR THESE MUTATED PONIES BACK TO NORMAL, YOU'LL JUST EMBARRASS US ALL!!
 * Thorax: You don't even know what that is!
 * Destiny: Wait, these are mutated ponies?
 * Ember: "Hey, we may not be rediculiously familier with Changeling biology, but after Insecta, I think we can now know the diffs between real Changelings and Changeys!"
 * Desteny gets a better look of the Changeys and their outfits....
 * Desteny: "..... That, would explain, their unusual attire. What happened to them?"
 * Pharynx: "If I can make a wild guess here, either a interacial Pony/Changeling couple ended up having an epic baby boom, or these guys were cursed by an obscure anichent spell."
 * King Seta arrived shortly after.
 * King Seta: "Oh no, this looks like a classic case of the Changeling Transformation Spell to me."
 * Pharynx: "..... Okay, diffently the second one."
 * Thorax: "But who could've done this?!"
 * King Seta: "The spell can only be done by an Elder Caste Changeling. And since I only know of two as of this time, I think we may had just discovered what happened to Throx's Hiberation Temple Caretaker."
 * Rockhoof: "So that's who this "Labrum" is."
 * Flam: "Awww nuts, this is very unplanned?!"
 * Flim: "Welp, it can't get worse then this!"
 * ???: "WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF EQUESTRIA HAPPENED TO YOU TWO?!"
 * Twilight's group were seen!
 * Spike: "I think it can be safely guessed Labrum got to them!"
 * Flam: "..... OH WAY TO PROVOKE KARMA, BROTHER?!"
 * Flim: "OH CAN YOU NOT?! ARMY, GO AFTER THE INTERLOPERS?!"
 * The Changeys swarm about and head torwords the group's location!
 * Gallus: "..... Sparkle, please tell me you have a plan here?!"
 * Twilight: Don't worry, we already have a plan underway! We just need to hear from Chrysalis and Throx.
 * Thorax: WHAT?!
 * Destiny: Why would my sister and mother include themselves in this fight?
 * Rainbow: They proposed a temporary alliance after hearing of Labrum.
 * Applejack: And we can't do anything until we know the Lodgers approve of this method.
 * Pharynx: AND YOU LISTENED TO THEM?! THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST DOING THIS IN THE NAME OF THEIR SELF-ENTITLEMENT BS, AND WILL JUST STEAL HIS PLAN FOR THEMSELVES!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: They promised not to-
 * Pharynx: OH MY GODS, ARE YOU PONIES SO DENSE?! THEY NEVER MAKE PROMISES!!! THEY'LL JUST DO IT ANYWAY!!! You CAN'T trust them!!!
 * Barktrot: "WOULD YOU RATHER RISK FACING THEM ALONE THEN ACCEPT A POISON ALLIENCE?! (The Swarm was building up)....."
 * Pharynx: "....... Fair point."
 * Starswirl: "RETREAT INTO THE SCHOOL?! IT'S OUR ONLY OPITION?! (The group made a run for it!)"
 * Flam: "That looks like we quickly gain a better handle of the situation brother!"
 * Flim: "As Labrum expects from us."
 * Shore: WELL JUST WONDERFUL!! NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!?
 * Yona: (Shaking Sandbar) YONA NO WANNA BE CHANGELING HYBRID!!!!... Please-
 * Gallus: "WE GET IT, YOU'LL ASK US NOT TO TELL YAKBRAIN?! THAT JOKE'S BEEN DONE TO DEATH?!"
 * Silverstream: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BY TRANSMUTATIOOOOOHOOHOOHOON!!!!!
 * Sandbar: Alright, let's everybody just calm the buck down! Especially you, hon.... (He gurgle screamed in the pond)
 * Shore: (Softly chuckles) Never change, please.
 * Pharynx: So... (Takes deep breath)... What do your 'allies' have in mind?
 * Rarity: Well, like Twilight said, we haven't heard from them yet, so it'll depend if the Lodgers approve of our little truce.
 * Pharynx: Oh I sincerely doubt they'll align themselves with them. They'll probably back me up on this one.
 * Rarity: CAN YOU JUST HAVE FAITH, PLEASE?!
 * The computer is heard beeping as the Lodgers have just returned.
 * Kowalski: My nonexistent God, that was the roughest mission of all. A supervillain that can see strengths and weaknesses and adapt around them? He made Metal Sonic look like a flimsy action figure.
 * B.O.B: Well, Enlivy was something new, quite frankly. She's one of those professional villains we don't usually get.
 * SpongeBob: And man, can she fight like a demoness.
 * Icky: "Well, it ended up going aganst her, because she ended up being too good for us that she ended up defeated herself by being too disappointed on how easily beatable we actselly are that she gave up out of pity. Kinda like how it went with Magnito in the MCU."
 * Deadpool: HAH, THAT WAS A HILARIOUS VIDEO!!!! (Disappeared immediately)
 * Gazelle: "Yeah, she realised that if she was too much for even the Uniter, then, where's the challnage in being a villain anymore? She basicly retired herself and turned herself into Tricorn-Katraz because, frankly, we ruined being evil for her by being too easy."
 * Po: "Well, I count that as a victory, ish, because we disappointed a villain into giving up anyway."
 * Lord Shen: "Err, be that as it may, that latest encounter is WHY we may need to spend some extra time improving ourselves. We may not be so lucky of ending up disappointing them into giving up. Next time, we might end up with a powerful villain MUCH more dedicated to evil then some mindless thrill seeker.
 * Private: Uh, guys? The communicator is ringing.
 * Kowalski: Oh, hell! Another mission. After we got our asses cracked? If it's something serious and worthy of another episode, somebody shoot me.
 * Skipper: (Rico started hacking up an AK-47) He was joking, Rico.
 * Rico: (Swallowed up the gun) Awww!
 * Bagheera: You were really willing to shoot him and potentially kill- Oh, who am I kidding, this is a cartoon. Daffy could survive worse.
 * Jumbaa: I'll get it. (Answers the communicator) Shell Lodge Squad Dragon Temple, where ASAP stands for As SpongeBob Approves Persuasively.
 * Celestia: Strange to see you answer, Jumbaa.
 * Jumbaa: Celestia! (Looks back at the exhausted Lodgers) Uh, is bad time.
 * Celestia: ".... If I were to make a wild guess, did you guys ended up encountering an OP villain too much for even Gazelle who only got defeated by their own disappointment in you guys that resulted in you not being up to snuff?"
 * Jumbaa: "..... Oh great rings of Ringa-Ringa, are we THAT easy to read?"
 * Celestia: "I'll make another wild guess and assume yes. Then alot of you may not like to hear how there's a resurgence of rogue changelings and-"
 * Everyone: ROUGE CHANGELINGS?!
 * Lord Shen: Is Chrysalis aiding them? Because if they did anything to harm you, so help me, I'll-
 * Celestia: Ohhhhhh, pfffffffffffffffffffffffff, yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, about that..... She's helping us with her mother, actually. (Shen's eyes got bloodshot with a vase shatter sound)...
 * Icky: "..... Kinda not what Shen wanted to hear after we were lucky that an indie villain only lost to us because she got bored kicking our asses all day long."
 * Lord Shen: (They immediately arrived with the portal remote) YOU LET CHRYSALIS AND HER MOTHER IN ON THIS?!?
 * Chrysalis: HEY, I HAVE COME TO HER! (Shapeshifts into Shen) This is you! I HATE EVERYONE EXCEPT CELESTIA! THIS IS THE FINEST SILK IN THE PROVINCE! ICKY, IAGO, WHAT ARE YOU IDIOTIC FUCKBAGS DOING?! I CAUSED THE INFAMOUS ALL-OUT FRENCH EXPERIENCE FIASCO WITH A FUCKING SNAIL!
 * Lord Shen: WHY YOU!!! (Brings one of his cannons in through the portal remote)
 * Patrick: "Ohhhhhhhh, so THAT'S how he does it!"
 * Icky: "AND THAT'S A SERIES MYSTERY HISTORICLY SOLVED?! (Kisses his hand) GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!"
 * Throx: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU! I can assure you, Shen, that-
 * Lord Shen: That you're trying to steal this rogue Changeling's stupid plan.
 * Pharynx: CALLED IT!!!
 * Young Seven: SHUT UP!!!!
 * Thorx: "Ugh, figures this would be brought up. Look, if it assures you, me and my daughter's interests are STRICTLY to punish Labrum! As inviting as his plan sounds, if it has to be sacriviced to get ANY co-operation with you ungrateful louts, then so be it. Besides, those hybrids will only ever obey Labrum as the caster and only Elder Caste Changelings can utilise such complex spells anyway. Even if we wanted to, we're helpless to atthive such."
 * Chrysalis: "SO QUELL YOUR PARANOIA, IDIOTS?!"
 * Thorx: "(Facehooves)..... Chrysalis, diplomacy, LEARN IT?!"
 * Lord Shen: I'll be damned if I let you stab us in the back, bug! They have us to deal with these guys, and NOT YOU!! WE DON'T NEED YOU!!!
 * Throx: Oh, you DO, peacock. While I can never utilise it myself, I know and understand how the Changeling Transmutation Spell works reguardless, and more than anychangeling else. You'll need my help if you are to stop Labrum.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Let me give the most approbeate answer I can think off."
 * Throx and Chrysalis are seen thrown in an anti-changeling holding cell.
 * Chrysalis: "....... Told ya heroes are f*****g fickle."
 * Thorx: "As evidently, noted."
 * Icky: ".... AW FOR PETE'S SAKE, SHEN?! Look, I know we don't exactly, like these two, but it's obvious for once that they taken a break from being C**TS and want us to fight a bigger problem!"
 * Desteny: "I agree, Peacock. Mother had even said she has no ability to use that spell herself, so any throey of them being able to usurp Labrum's plan, is thrown out the window."
 * Lord Shen: "And what makes you confident she can't learn?"
 * Thorx: "Because I tried, and failed...... a LOT! I sooner ended up wasting love and mana and burned out my horn than cause ANY transformations!"
 * Pharynx: "..... I, begrudgingly have to admit, that is a good argument. Throx is a powerful Changeling. If she can't even make the spell work for her, then, there isn't actselly any danger."
 * Lord Shen: "..... WELL, DO YOU TWO HAVE PROOF THAT YOUR NOT SECRETLY ALLINED WITH LABRUM?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Let us go out there and watch."
 * Throx and Chrysalis were seen hidiously beaten up as Barktrot was preparing a lot of medical supplies.....
 * Applejack: "..... Golly. Labrum's Changeys went out to town on ya."
 * Icky: "They've mopped up Ponyville with ya!"
 * Buzzord: "And you do mean literally! They actselly physically picked them up, got a bucket of cold water, dunked their heads in and started mopping! Hey, credit where credit's due, at least Ponyville will be cleaner now... By evil Changeling standards."
 * Barktrot: "...... Idiot."
 * Thorx: "..... There. I, litterally sacriviced my pride, allowing easy oppendents to do harm to me, just to prove, Labrum's BLANENT lack of respect to us....."
 * Lord Shen: "..... It could JUST as easily be a front!"
 * Chrysalis: "OH, FOR F***'S SAKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO, GO TALK TO THAT BASTURD OURSELVES?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, and I want to be there myself to see any possable earnest rejection! I can tell when one is phoning it in! But I am VERY confident that the minute he sees you two, he's gonna-"
 * Now Shen was seen greatly beaten up as well...
 * Chrysalis: You believe us now, pea-C***?
 * Lord Shen: "..... Everyone..... I can, speak with full confidence, that Labrum is SERIOUS about his distaste for Chrysalis and Throx, and that they don't have ENTIRELY evil ulterior motives with helping us."
 * Pharynx: "That being said, be honest ladies, you're obviously only doing this because you just want a free shot at kicking Labrum's ass! Because otherwise, this would've been paradise to you two!"
 * Chrysalis: "Yeah that much we're not gonna deny. The fact Equestria benefits from us getting our revenge onto that neglectful fool is nothing short of collateral damage on our part. So just so we're clear, we are NOT here to redeem ourselves, NOR the prior usurp idea! This, is strictly, just a revenge mission?!"
 * King Seta: "Well just to be safe. (Casts a spell).... I casted a spell on you two that'll quickly send you two back into the Leage Fortress on an event that you two would then after decide to cause trouble and/or if it WAS an over-complicated ruse."
 * Throx: "Overtly cautious as always, Seta."
 * Seta: "It's nothing personal Throx. It's just that I know well enough that you and Chrysalis won't be ready to change for a good long time. The best I can do until then, is play things safely."
 * Throx: "Ease up on the romantics and let's focus on matters at hand, shall we?"
 * Chrysalis: Indeed. We proposed a temporary truce with the Princess of Friendship in order to deal with Labrum, and they said we need you heroes to approve of it.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Well like Seta said, the moment you end up changing your minds, or if this was a VERY clever rose as previously expected, it's BACK to the Leage fortress."
 * Throx: "So otherwise, it's a yes?"
 * Icky: "More like an unsure okay."
 * Thorx: "Close enough."
 * Twilight: (Came out) They gave an unsure okay, guys.
 * Pinkie: Well, better than nothing.
 * Rainbow Dash: Now what?
 * Rarity: "I guess this is a part where we start utilising stragity."
 * Cozy: Well, here's a thought: Why not disguise yourselves as Changeys yourselves and infiltrate the hive?
 * Twilight:... Cozy, you young genius!
 * Cozy: That is what my cutie mark is for.
 * Thorax: But, they're bound to be synthesizing magidranium. We won't be able to use magic inside.
 * Ocellus: Unless it's Changeling magic.
 * Pharynx: Yes, but they should be smart enough to create magidranium specific for Pure Changelings.
 * Cozy: Well good thing you have Cwisawis and her mommy for that, huh?
 * Shore:... Yeah. That's actually a good point. Chrysalis and Throx can cast the disguises.
 * Chysalis: "Not that it isn't brillient, it's sadly flawwed, because Labrum would easily figure that! He would modify the magidrainium to reckindise our magical sigitures and make OUR magic fail too."
 * Gallus: ".... GOOD GRIEF, THIS GUY'S TOO SMART FOR US?!"
 * Gaster: "Well he has to be. He DID desided that Chrysalis and her mommy weren't worth s*** after all."
 * Throx: "That's not nessersarly a doomed scenario. Modifying a magidranium stone is, difficult, even for Elder Castes. There is a small window of oppertunity we can use before he can make the magidranium reckindise our sigiture."
 * Chrysalis: "Keyword, small, because as we just learn, Labrum doesn't believe in slouthing! He works fast! Scary fast!"
 * Buzzord: "As evidented. (Points to a window that shows the swarming Changeys buzzing around like mad!)."
 * Yakhalla: "Perhaps it's possable to delay his process on that in some way."
 * Chrysalis: "Good luck on that. Labrum may be ungrateful, but he's not an ungrateful idiot! He will be cautious to anything strange and too convinent! He expects the unexpected."
 * Gallus: Okay, Queen Know-it-all, what's something even HE wouldn't expect?
 * Chrysalis: "Don't you know what "Expect the unexpected" means? It means he would be prepared for anything?! He wouldn't even trust victory being handed to him on a silver platter!"
 * Thorax: I have an idea... But it's pretty risky.
 * Smolder: "Does it involve something that would be degrading?"
 * Thorax:... You might say that. I'll have to turn the Pure Changelings impure again.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!?!
 * Thorax: But before you get ANY BAD IDEAS ABOUT IT, it'll only for a while. Keep in mind that desperate times would require desperate measures. As we speak, Labrum would spare no time incrising his defences. He's more then aware Equestria won't take a city of their's being congured lightly. He'll expect challnages. And if he ends up preparing for just about everything, there will be no touching him.
 * Pharynx: ".... Fair point, but you should know that Elder Castes can have very strong automatic control of most other castes. And I'm confident Labrum's damn smart enough to know that!"
 * Thorax: Well, I could make it so we'll be impervious to Labrum's control.
 * Throx: "Labrum's very good at countering. Has to be a DAMN strong spell to survive him."
 * ???: Then how about a COUNTER-counter spell? (Discord pops out into the school)