You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinchgrog (The Amazing Nine's Origins Revealed)

You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinchgrog is a song sung by Grinchgrog in The Amazing Nine's Origins Revealed in flashback. Obviously, it's a parody of The Grinch's Version, but the 'Grinch' in 'Grinchgrog' made MSM think of the song. The Jim Carrey Grinch version will be used since it's shorter.

''You're a mean one, Mr. Grinchgrog. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinchgrog. You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.

Just face the music, you're a monster, Mr. Grinchgrog, yes you are. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders. You've got poopie in your soul, Mr Grinch. I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole.''

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You're a crippled one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile, You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the seasick crocodile.''