Metamorphosis

Metamorphosis is the 12th episode of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, the Shell Lodge recieves reports of a mutant monster in New York called Xenon that is causing mischief for some odd reason. They team up with Bernard and Bianca to find the monster, and they realize that Xenon is a former scientist that had a horrible lab accident 5 years ago that turned him into what he is now, and needs a cure before the effects make him feral, then kills him. But they also hear that the Villain League has asigned McLeach, Gaston (on a side mission to get Lefrou on his side who reformed to the Shell Louge Squad on the beauty and the beast project.) and Clayton to track Xenon down, and capture him. Now the Shell Lodge and the 2 mice must help Xenon get his life back before it's too late.

Chapter 1- Xenon
In a park New York City flashback. reality.
 * a male Deer and and female deer are seen making out in a car.
 * Female Deer: "Oh Justin. your the greatest."
 * Justin the male deer: "Thanks Jem. i told you this spot is awesome."
 * a creature was lerking in the bushes, and for some reason, stares sadly at the cuple over there, like it lost something of impourence to it.
 * Jem: "The night is so beautiful."
 * Justin: "Yep."
 * the creature only continued to look, but walked away.
 * (Voice): "Your propbuly curious of the creature in the bushes. what is it, and why was it looking at those teens? Perhaps, i should, explain. I am Xenon. or at least Blake Hoskins, and i was an Igguna. I no longer bear the curse of death.... but, there was a time when i did, and had another problem: being a monster. time to explain. long time ago, i made a horrorable mistake in the Dragon Realms verson of the big apple, which is not too dreadfully far from the Dragon Temple. if at least by, a long hike away. Anyway, let me tell you the story, of the Monster refered too, as Xenon. and how he gained the only friends he could ever get, called the Shell Louge Squad, and how, they haved helped me."
 * (Xenon)- It all started on a normal day when I was still, what you might call me, a monster. (Xenon hides in silouette in a dark alley deeply growling) Yes, that's me. (Xenon sees mini-mart) When I was Xenon, I was always looking for trouble. But what choice did I have? I needed to survive. (Xenon disappears when changing color, and sneaks towards the mini-mart, and enters through the roof)
 * Xenon- (Climbs on ceiling unnoticed and still camouflaged. Xenon takes a few bananas, bread, peanut butter, and steaks with long sticky tongue) Yes! (Smacks tongue, but just as he was about to leave...)
 * Security Guard- (Shoots at Xenon) HEY, CHAMELEON GUY! You're not leaving without paying for that stuff, so don't move a mus--(Xenon decamouflages)--CLLLLLEE?!? GOOD GOD! (Xenon roars at him, and spits at him with slime) Eeew! (Suddenly weakens) Aaarrgh! What...what is this stuff! AAARRRGH! AHHHGH! (gets parolised, but otherwise is alright.)
 * Xenon- (Everyone else looks at him, and Xenon roars at them, causing a panic, and Xenon leaves with food)
 * (Xenon)- What can I say? I need food wherever I can find it. But that's not the worst of my problems.
 * police cars came in, coming out of them is Axel, and his annoying unoffitcal partner (to him) gazelle cop Jennet.
 * Axle: "Ok, Mr. Abomination, think you could just go ahead and steal from people and/or parasiles them like you own the place! well, Axle here has other plans!"
 * Jennet: "You tell him, Axy ol' partner!"
 * Axle: "Oh for the love of, we're not partnersm newbie, i just got stuck with baby-sitting a newbie, because the chief couldn't find anyone else!"
 * Xenon vanishes before Axle looks again!
 * Axle: "Dah! he's gone!"
 * Jennet: "Oh, i bet he was a camilian!"
 * Axle: "Then that was one ugly camilian if it was one."
 * Jennet: "Well, what makes you think it wasn't?"
 * Xenon: (Decamouflages, and roars at Axle and Jennet as Jennet screams in terror)
 * Axle: Oh, for the love of Christ! (Zaps at Xenon, but Xenon remains unharmed by the electricity, and Xenon fires the electricity back at Officer Axle) YAAAAAAOOOOWCH! (Falls to ground) HOW CAN I EVEN BE AFFECTED BY ELECTRICITY?!? I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRIC EEL!
 * Xenon looks at Jennet.
 * Jennet: "EEK! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! WE'LL LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING, I RPOMISE!"
 * Xenon just stared, as if shocked.
 * Xenon suddenly saw visions of a Female pink lizard, and a differnet female gazselle.
 * Jennet looks at Xenon, confused.
 * Jennet: "Uh, you ok, Mr. Camilian."
 * Xenon runs off without saying a thing or even doing anything to Jennet.
 * Jennet: "Uh.... I'm confused. it harmed you, but didn't do a thing to me."
 * Axle: "Ow.... Lucky for you, it's possably like certain animals, targets males when challnaged, but, doesn't harm a female, or do anything unless it's breeding season."
 * Jennet: "Well, good thing i already have my eye on someone else."
 * Axle: "Oh, please tell me your not another newbie witha dumb crush on me!"
 * Jennet: "Oh your silly! your cute for a walking fish thing, but i do have a boyfriend, silly. His name is Drake Zebra."
 * Axle: "Your dating a striped horse?"
 * Jennet: "Tecnecly a few sizes shy of a horse, but yes."
 * Axle: "Well, at least your not gonna be as bad as the last few newbies."
 * Xenon was the whole thing in secret, and growls sadly, but quietly.
 * (Xenon): "I bet your wondering why i didn't harm that girl.... Well, too things. One: i am a gentlemen, and a gentlemen, if they are monsters... usually, never harms a lady. but i have a greater reason then just good manners, i had a girlfriend who belongs in the same spieces of that gazelle cop. Her name of Kate. i also had a sister who cared for me no matter what. i had their trust, but, Xenon ruined everything. my sister was upset with everyone chasing me away, that she ended up going insane, and tried to use my work to make an army of monsters, and was arrested, and was sent somewhere far away. and Kate.... she's heart broken. i don't know if she is still loves me or not... I have doubts she's looking for me. Who would ever care for a monster, i used to believed. i guess i need to explain what i mean by work. Well, here's the thing."
 * (Xenon): 5 years ago, back in my...glory days, I was a medical biologist who was very famous for creating many kinds of medicines including pills that makes a land creature breathe underwater for 24 hours. Pretty awesome if you ask me. Anyway, on with the real problem. I became determined to create a medicine that would make a person's life better and efficient. So, I mixed many DNA genes into one sample, many of which include a chameleon's ability to change color. I decided to test it on my pet rat, and it worked well. The rat was a more efficent species then. Little did I know that this DNA would change my life forever. After I showed my girlfriend, Kate, about this new discovery, she was a little...reluctant. She asked me if I knew what I was doing, and I thought I was sure I was. But when she saw my rat, she was disgusted. She warned me not to use it, but I refused. (Shrugs) If ONLY I had listened to her in the first place! Anyways, before I could introduce this new medicine to the public, I needed to test it on myself, and I did. I looked pretty ugly, but it didn't matter to me. But it did to them. They looked at me in disgust, and had my labs shut down for good. It was horrible! I lost everything. But it only got worse when...(Mutated rat appears dead) Disgusting, isn't it? My rat had died in less than 5 days. It was risky, but I had to sneak into my shut down labs, and find out why this happened. And I did. Turns out, the medicine had 5 phases of mutations. These 5 phases introduced too much gene traits for my metabolism to hold. As a result, the rat died because it's metabolism collapsed. I realized that I had only 5 YEARS to find the cure before my metabolism shuts down completely. But before I could...(Teargas grenade is thrown into the lab, and Xenon gets knocked out and taken away by the police) I found myself in a jail cell after my knock out, and had no idea how to escape. That was when I discovered I had abilities far beyond my comprehension. I had to escape, and find my labs and Kate to end it once and for all. However, I was shocked to see that my labs were DESTROYED! Then I saw Kate walking down the street in front of me. I tried to reason with her, but...(Kate screams)
 * Kate: OH MY GOD, A MONSTER! (Screams and runs away)
 * (Xenon): I lost everything that day. My home, my girlfriend, and my one chance to make things normal. I had no way to cure myself, and I was doomed to die within 5 years.
 * Xenon was crawling into the sewers.
 * (Xenon): "I at least found out why people were afraid. there were alot of reasons. One, the X-men comics introduse alot of hidious, and/or very evil mutants, so, mutants are, nateroly feared. second, because the pratice of mutantion porved dishasterious. many cases of mutants seeking to dominate the "Normals" as they called regular people one such nutcase was a crazed Charles Darwin fan named Hank. it was also because mutants belonged in the monster catagory, and monsters in general, do not have a good track record, because of anicent history, like Vampires, Werewolfs, Mummies, Alien Monsters, prehistoric fish people, Horror movie monsters, Sci-fi monsters, most X-men villains, and the worse of them all: The dark Spawn, and that there's this story that monsters once served aside the Dark spawn in times of old. i am judged because of the sins of others. and who can blame them, i haven't exsactly became any better then the creatures i mentioned. at least all i am doing is stealing food and freaking people out. It's not like i ameating and killing people or anything. no, for the time being, i still have my sentient intellect. it's what kept me from becoming like other monsters.... for now. it has already been 5 years since the insodent. for now, my intelligents prevented me from, going to far... but, i am afraid, it's only a matter of time before... i become what everyone thinks of me. I even wish i die before it can even get there."
 * Xenon reaches his lair.
 * (Xenon): "I actselly hope, this will become my tomb. before, i become a true monster... but, i never counted on, on meeting the most amazing, forgiving, and in some cases, annoying, group of heroes that dare, stare down the face of true adversity, and say they done it before. and, while i never knew it would happen, but they would soon become my friends. neither of us, just didn't know it yet."

Chapter 2- The Monster of The Big Apple
The Dragon Temple. Elsewhere Briefing Room police station. Elsewhere in New York
 * Icky was playing Skyrim, and Iago and Gilda was next to him.
 * Gilda: "The next dragon shouldn't be too far now!"
 * Icky: "Yeah if i could just see the map bar, the downside of having big screen!"
 * Iago: I know. Isn't it stupid having a screen so weirdly large?
 * Gilda: Yeah!
 * Batty: (In BatTV mode) Und be sure to be careful not to over cut ze carrot!
 * Lord Shen in a chef outfit: "Right. not to over cut."
 * Batty frits and turns on a newscaster's voice!
 * Batty (newsmode): "URGENT NEWS!"
 * Shen over cuts the carrot!
 * Lord Shen: "BLAST! Wait, urgent news?"
 * Batty: We have gotten unconfirmed reports from all over New York City that there is a mutant monster on the loose. Authorities are not sure what this creature is or where it came from, but they have assured us that it will be captured in record time. But they have also decided that the Shell Lodge Squad should be on the case, and are about to phone in on the heroic team.
 * Lord Shen: Monster? In New York? Sounds like a job for us. I'd better get the group assembled immediately.
 * Ignitus: That won't be necessary, Lord Shen. I've already heard the news, and have already assembled the Lodge to the briefing room. You and Batty should be there as well.
 * Lord Shen: Very well, then. We'll be on our way. (Tweaks Batty's antenna) Batty, let's go! We have another mission.
 * Batty: Oh, boy! Another mission! I love me some action and adventure.
 * Missing Link: (All Lodgers are sitting in circular seat rows) You know, I've heard that this mission features something VERY UGLY!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Oh, please, Link, many people have called us monsters ugly, but this monster takes ugly to a whole new level.
 * B.O.B: Yeah! And I've also heard it could change color like a chameleon.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Now, THERE'S the understatement of the year.
 * Ginormica: Guys, shush, SpongeBob's coming.
 * SpongeBob: (Walks inside with the lights off) Hello, Shell Lodgers. As you know, we are here because we have another mission on our hands. According to Ignitus, NYPD has crossed paths with some kind of mutated monster. They say the monster calls itself 'Xenon'.
 * Kowalski: Whoa! Pretty impressive name.
 * Sandy: I agree with that statement. Ain't 'Xenon' the name of that element from the periodic table that's used for lightin' and as an anesthetic?
 * Kowalski: You mean the element with the atomic numer 54?
 * Sandy: You bet.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, yes, Xenon is an impressive name, whatever you guys said. Clearly, we're dealing with some sort of sentient monster.
 * Patrick: Sentiya-what?
 * Squidward: (Sighs) It means the monster is intelligent, you moron.
 * Skipper: (Slaps Squidward) Watch your attitude, Squidward!
 * SpongeBob: Well, anyway, on with the mission. (Slideshow turns on) According to the witnesses of New York, this monster is capable of changing color, spitting a paralyzing goo, and has a long sticky tongue. Many scientists from New York have concluded that the monster may have some other unknown abilities. (A blurred image of Xenon shows on the slideshow) So far, this is the only image we have of the monster itself. (A picture of the mall security guard that got paralyzed appears on the slideshow) This is a security guard that works at a mall in New York that had been paralyzed by Xenon. (A picture of Officer Axle zapping the monster, where it is shown to have no effect on the monster, shows up on the slideshow) And here, you can see our well known Officer Axle zapping the monster. But as you can see, it somehow has no effect.
 * Icky: "A electresity proof monster, well that's gonna be a problem."
 * Iago: "So, we're suddenly involved in a bigfoot chase!"
 * Patrick: "Big Foot isn't involved!"
 * Iago: "I mean, what if it's one of those Scooby Doo based scams! you know, in the cartoon, they're this jerks that though it's a good idea to keep they're crime covered by pretending to be ghosts or monsters. There's a good chance it's propbuly a criminal super-genius camilian in a robot suit armed with his genius and some kind of paralising compound."
 * Icky: "Wow, for someone who dates a Rain Bird, and hangs out with some supposingly fictional and/or mythical friends, your awfully quick to doubt a monster."
 * Iago: "Look, i am just trying to make us open to alternate possabilites."
 * Icky: "Well, one of us has to check the computer for "Genius Criminal Camilians", anyone of them has to be smart of to go through something this alaberate."
 * Lord Shen: "Why not we ask the cops ourselfs? if anyone knows lesser villains like criminals, it's them."
 * Axle: "So, you misfits thing that, thing was some sort of robot oberated by a criminal genius camilian?"
 * Lord Shen: "Not our offitcal thoery, but we intend to be open to alternate solutions before just simlpy shout monster. Iago thinks it might be another big foot chase, in terms of it being a scooby-doo based scam, like-"
 * Axle: "You mean like the criminal pretends to be a monster to cover a bigger crime?"
 * Icky: "That in a nutshell."
 * Axle: "It's one thing if that sort of thing is done for a smuggling operation or a connerfiting job, but something so simple as to steal produse?"
 * Icky: "Stranger things have happen."
 * Jennet: "It's a fact."
 * Axle: "No one asked you, newbie! anyway, i know that thing was a real monster! No, fancy robot would've survived being shocked by pure eletric eel electrisity, and then use it aganst said eel, and manage to effect it somehow."
 * Sandy: "Well, there can be robots that actselly can be ammued to that, and there's even robots that can do what you discribed."
 * Axle: "But i think i have proof we ain't dealing with a criminal camilian in a robot suit under a monster suit."
 * Axle leads the lougers to a holding cell.
 * Axle then points to a lone camilian playing chess,
 * Chameleon: Check and mate!
 * Axle: Amilio!
 * Amilio: AXLE! What are you doing sneaking up on me like that--(Sees the Shell Lodge) YAAAARGH! THE-THE-THE-THE-THE SHELL LODGERS!
 * Axle: (Zaps Amilio, calming him down) Enough with the chickening out, reptile!
 * Lord Shen: "Mind telling me why you brought us to this sad piece of criminal scum?"
 * Axle: "Amilio here is the only one here capable of making disappearing, cimical spitting, electrisity proof robots. Remember how you misfits foiled his plan with your real monsters?"
 * Missing Link: "Oh yeah, i remember making that scrap metal."
 * Axle: "Well, he was the only Camilian genius capable of such a feat. Not even one was able to repeat the same thing. and we already crossed out The Camilian from Tuff Puppy due to certains reasons, and that he's a prooven twat. Also, this creature moved faster, much more faster then what Amilio gave us. does this prove this isn't a camilian criminal genius? and again, this creature only assulted officers for the sake of produse. Amilio, did for diamonds and riches."
 * Iago: "Ok, (gulp), so, maybe this is a real monster here."
 * Icky: "But if it eats like, fruits and veggies, it's a vegitarian right? a prevokeable one at that. All you have to do is just leave it to it's devices, not prevoke it, and no more cops or scerity guards get owned."
 * Axle: "That's the thing, it leaves itself to be prevoke by turning invisable, making the guards think a shoplifting camilian is stealing. also, i saw teeth in that thing, and they more capable then just eating plants. we suspect it's omniverious, meaning it can cross eat. that it may want meat soon. that alone makes it a massicure waiting to happen."
 * Lord Shen: Well, if that's the case, then I'd say we have a real crisis on our hands. However, do you have any clues on why the monster didn't attack Jannet?
 * Axle: Not a single clue. It must have some sort of connection with her or something.
 * Shrek: Well, then, it's up to US to find out.
 * SpongeBob: C'mon, everyone! We've gotta monster to track! (All leave)
 * Axle:...Vigilantes! They disgust me!
 * A strange car drove up.
 * A Gazelle Sciencetist came out, with a plain clothes Lizard, Another Camilian in a gresser jacket, a nerdy looking owl, and a female crane with an afro.
 * Gazelle: "This has to be the place of the creature sighting."
 * Lizard: "Kate, why did we come here? (gulp), what makes you think the monster is Blake?"
 * Kate the gazelle: "Who else would only eat fruit, and attack only guy cops, Neil?"
 * Neil the lizard: "What makes you think it wasn't hat rat that was mutanted?"
 * Owl: "We found that rat dead, remember Neil?"
 * Neil: "Oh, your Windstand, forgot."
 * Windstand: "Ok, Liza, Rocky, in case Blake becomes more, Xenon then blake, do you remember what must done to our old friend?"
 * Rocky the Camilian: "I'm already all over it."
 * Liza the crane: "Mmm-hmm, He may be our pal, but he would want us to put him out of his misery."
 * Kate: "Remember he hasn't gone that far yet.... currently. Remember, we're not the only ones looking for him. so try to sound less susicious."
 * Rocky: "Vada boom, i hear you."
 * Neil: "Normal? i can do normal! in no way i am (studders, twiches, eyes spin around, then Liza slaps him) a nervious wreak!"
 * Windstand: "Remaid me why we brought Neil with us."
 * Kate: "Because he needs to apologies as much as we all do, for turning on him because of.... what he currently become. he is only doing this because the people who are suppose to be with im no matter what turned on him because what he looked like now? we were no better then the Mayor."
 * Rocky: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, i know were were jeyrks, but do NOT, compair me to that darn bald eagle, the crazy natorlist!"
 * Windstand: "Yes, not to mention his not very normal hatred of science. They're even talk he's somehow respondsable of what became of Blake, and this, Alister Falcon guy who discovered funtioning robot body part replacements. though no one can't figure out how he pulled it off, and he's too untouchable anyway."
 * Liza: So, how do we track Blake down?
 * Kate: Simple. We just follow his footprints.
 * Windstand: (Scoffs) I'm pretty sure Blake can climb on walls instead of just staying on the ground.
 * Rocky: He does have a point. Blake might not stay on the ground long enough to make enough tracks for us to find him.
 * Kate: That may be true, but we may have a good chance of finding him. See? He left one of his scales on the scene. (Picks up scale, and puts it in a small device) This is a Biodetecting Device. By feeding the scale's DNA into the device, we might be able to track down it's source, and find Blake.
 * Neil: That's very smart, Kate. Did you make that thing?
 * Kate: Actually, yes, I have. Blake taught me how to make one when we were dating. Now, are we gonna sit around picking our noses, or are we gonna find Blake and live happily ever after?
 * Rocky: (Picking nose, and then stops) Oh, yeah, let's go. (All 5 leave)
 * they were unknowingly watched by Maleficent's pet crow, Diablo.
 * Dilabo flies off.

Chapter 3- The Search for The Monster
crime scene, the store. In A Dark Alley
 * An officer duck: ".... Fortuneatly, the guard was ok, just parailised, and was taken directly to the hospital. all the creature was doing so far is stealing food, parailisng only guy police officals, and so far hasn't harmed any civilians."
 * Axle: "Has the creature left any form of dna other then the slime from it's mouth?"
 * Duck officer: "Yeah, this skale we found by the pimpkin adile."
 * Axle looks at the skale.
 * Axle: "(picking up skale.) Well, we know the thing's oviviously a reptile."
 * Jennet: "And i think, it was some kind, of lizard."
 * Axle: "Yeah, the fact that thing had, oh, i don't know, ARMS, kinda prevents it from being a snake! and it didn't had a shell, so it couldn't be a turtle! so, yes, it is a (beep)ing lizard!"
 * Jennet: "You didn't had to be mean."
 * Axle: "Well you didn't have to be a she-twat, but your doing it anyway!"
 * Chief Bullington, who was a bull, appeared.
 * Chief Bullington: "Take is easy, Axle, she's just a newbie, they have a tendingcy to state the obvious and ask alot of mostly simple questions. She'll be a good cop soon enough. I would like it though if she becomes a good cop without an attatude like yours, Axle."
 * Axle: "Then why the junk did you leave this kid with me if you know i am gonna have sailor mouth?"
 * Chief Bullington: Because you're the best of the best of the best of the best! So get over it, zapparooni!
 * Jennet: Uh, Chief? Why are there 2 mice in the crime scene?
 * Chief: What? (Sees Bernard and Bianca in the scene) HEY, YOU TWO!
 * Bernard: YIPES, A BULL! (Hides behind Bianca)
 * Bianca: Oh, relax, Bernard, it's just the Cop Chief Bullington.
 * Chief Bullington: What do you two have against trespassing in a restricted area?
 * Bianca: We're quite sorry, Chief. We're with the Rescue Aid Society. We came here because we have word that this monster is in fact a mad scientist who needs help.
 * Bernard: Of course. We're not here to...mess around or anything.
 * Axle: Rescue Aid Society, huh? You mean the mouse team that rescued 2 kids with the help of the Shell Lodgers?
 * Bernard: Of course, sir.
 * Axle: Hmm...
 * Bianca: Is there something wrong, officer?
 * Axle: Not at all, miss. But, I should inform you that you're not alone in this situation.
 * Bernard: W-w-w-w-w-we're not?
 * Axle: Nope. Those misfit vigilantes the Shell Lodgers are also on this case. First there's us, then them, and now you two!
 * Bianca: Uh, hold on, officer! Are you saying that the Shell Lodgers are investigating this as well?
 * Axle: Of course.
 * Bianca: Did you hear that, Bernard? We are lucky! Now I don't have to worry about getting my paws dirty.
 * Axle: "Oh great, more likers of those dang vigilanties."
 * Chief Bullington: "Mind Axle, he's more, opinionated on the shell louge squad, because, dispte the obvious, dead-clear fact they are clearly lisenced, he's not too fun of the lougers' form of business practice of protacting worlds outside of their native homes... Also atad nit-picky on some of the members that used to be.... uh, shall we say, no so law abiding?"
 * Axle: "I prefer villains. How can that walking cheese expect those "Former Villains" of his to actselly be good! a leopard can't changed it's spots, and what makes him think, those members of his are actselly good?"
 * Bernard: "Well, think about it, if they not really good, they should've done it already. they had every oppitunity to do it while nessersary, and haven;t done it, even once."
 * Axle: "I was revering on how they were too easily forgiven. some of them were actselly henchmen of majorly evil villains, in fact, one of them almost congure china in the Dreamworks universe, and i heard he pulled some pretty dispicable things."
 * Chief Bullington: "Shen did all that because he was a victim of an even bigger villain, Mang Cobra."
 * Axle: "Ok, before we end up off topic like an episode written by Tman, let's go back to the run-a-way monster. and also, why is the rescuer's aid socity interested in this anyway? don't you have, kids to help."
 * Bernard: "Other agents are already on that."
 * Bionca: "You see, it's because a poucher named Mcleach, and two other undisireables named Gaston and Clayton are reportingly after this, "Xenon" you spoke about."
 * Axle: "Aw man, you mean the leage wants this creature? Damn it, now we're stuck with those vilganties for sure now!"
 * Jennet: "Well, at least if them around, those leagers won't have to be our problem."
 * Axle: "Like that's suppose to be good? Let's remember they have a slightly rough track record. remember how Camelot was almost congured because they stop to laugh at that freaky 2-head dragon thing having a gay moment?"
 * Chief Bullington: "But they have made up for their mistakes, and have began to become more cautious and focused."
 * Axle: "Ok, again, we're getting off topic here, let's go back on to our appearent "Monter Lizard" problem, and if anyone has an idea on how we dispove of the problem."
 * Jennet: "You mean you want to kill it?"
 * Axle: "It's sci-fi rule number one, if it's a monster, it has to be destroyed."
 * Jennet: "What makes you think the guy isn't still there in the creature?"
 * Axle: "Trust me, did you ever read the book "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"?"
 * Bianca: Please, Officer Axle, this monster is not really a monster. It just needs help!
 * Axle: I'm sorry, Ms. Bianca, but I've made my decision. I'm finding this beast, and I am taking him out!
 * Chief Bullington: Axle, what if they're right? What if Xenon is just an innocent victim of circumstance?
 * Axle: Sorry, Chief, but if I don't have any proof of that, then I cannot change my mind. Now excuse me, I'm gonna hunt me a monster! (Leaves)
 * Bianca: Oooh, that selfish grouch!
 * Chief Bullington: I know. He's been like that since he was 13.
 * Bernard: Well, if the Shell Lodgers are indeed here, then I say we should find them before something bad happens to the poor beast.
 * Chief Bullington: Well, what're you waiting for? Go on! (Bernard and Bianca skitter away)
 * Jannet: What should we do now, Chief?
 * Chief Bullington: I want you to follow Axle, and make sure he stays out of trouble. But don't let him see you. I don't want any shock marks on our case.
 * Jannet: You can count on me, sir! (Leaves after Axle)
 * Duck Cop: Well, I haven't spoken for a while, so I'll just say, what'll we do now?
 * Chief Bullington: Now, we continue our investigation, Mr. Ducker. Who knows where this monster is or what it's capable of.
 * Ducker: Yes, sir!
 * Xenon: (Feeding on steaks) Oh, God, how am I gonna find that cure? I've got only 5 days until death! I need a plan.
 * ???: Hello? (Xenon gasps, camouflages, and runs away very quickly)
 * SpongeBob: Is anybody here?...Huh, I could've sworn I heard a noise out here.
 * Alex: Well, let's keep looking. This Xenon monster has gotta be around here somewhere.
 * Dodger: (Smells something) Hold on a second! (Smells spot) The monster was last here!
 * Mr. Dodo: You got the scent of the monster? How?
 * Dodger: I got it from the scent of the paralyzing goo puddle we saw a mile away. And...(Smells)...it went that way!
 * Patrick: You ready to go for it?
 * SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, "It's now or never!"
 * Patrick: Why does he say that?
 * SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the men's room.
 * Lord Shen: Just get moving! (All follow Dodger)
 * Xenon thinks: Uh-oh! they have dogs with them! i better get my lunch and jet!"
 * Xenon, still invisable, makes a break for it before he's detected!
 * Xenon thinks: "Who to think the Shell Louge Squad themselfs get involved. i read about them in thrown away news papers, but i never thought i cross paths with them!"
 * Dodger: I can smell him...he's not too far away.
 * Sandy: Well, that's a good thing.
 * Xenon: ("I gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide!") (Climbs to a roof)
 * Dodger:...(Stopping) Hmm...the smell stops here.
 * SpongeBob: Then he must be here somewhere.
 * Marty: But where?
 * Xenon: (Suddenly retracts wings from arms, and flies over the alley, but wing flaps makes noises!)
 * Po: THERE HE IS!
 * Xenon thinks: "Aw crud, why did i think flying was a good idea!"
 * Xenon appears.
 * Icky: "WHOA! and i thought i was hard to look at."
 * Xenon: "Why must you normals always bother me! i am not seriously or fataly hurting anyone unprevoked! all i just wanted was some food and to be left alone!"
 * Shifu: "Calm yourself creature. We mean you no harm. Sense you desire no foul doings to these good people, aside from thief and assulting atthority, we perhaps could persway you to a planet away from any more civilised planets."
 * Xenon: "Oh, typical normal, always calling creatures like me monsters or animals just for being differnet! now you just wanna dump me in a monster filled planet? i am nothing like the monsters you faced before, and you'll never be able to understand how i became this!"
 * Icky: "Well, actselly, we figured you came from a mommy, whatever you are, and, a daddy, whatever you are."
 * Xenon: "Seriously?! you actselly think i was born like this?! like this, is something nature planned?!"
 * Sandy: "You'd be surprise what the United Universe has under it's sleves."
 * Xenon: "Oh yeah?! well how's this!! I was actselly a normal like you! 9realises that some of the lougers are either monsters, mythitcal creatures, prehistoric creatures, and weirdly designed and/or clothed humans) well, not exsactly like you guys in general, but i wasn't born like this!"
 * Skipper: "You mean your some deranged mind's twisted invention!"
 * Xenon growled in being offended by Skipper's words.
 * Xenon: "THAT'S IT! (ROARS!)"
 * Crane: "Nice one Skipper, you prevoked him!"
 * Xenon charges madly at the lougers!
 * Po: "DODGE!"
 * B.O.B.: "The car or the physical action?" (Xenon punches B.O.B, but B.O.B's eye stretches behind his body, then slingshots into Xenon, hurting him) Oh, the physical action.
 * Skipper: Rico?
 * Rico: (Hacks chainsaw, and leaps toward Xenon, but Xenon grabs him, throws away his chainsaw, and throws him over a building, CRASH!)
 * Guy: MY CAR!
 * Xenon: (ROARS!)
 * Sandy: I'll handle this! HAI-YA--(Punches chest armor) AOOOOOOOOOOUCH! (Xenon grabs Sandy by the neck, and throws her out in the distance, CRASH!)
 * Guy 2: MY JEEP!
 * Xenon: (Skipper attacks, but Xenon grabs him by the feet, and smacks him into Po, Shifu, and Kowalski, then throws him off in the distance)
 * Skipper: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...(CRASH!)
 * Guy 3: MY LIMO!
 * Melman: We're losing!
 * Icky: "And we're over-doing it on the car jokes!"
 * Lord Shen grabs Xenon from behind and grips on him with his spear!
 * Lord Shen: "Ha! I strangle-hold ya, creature!" (Xenon uses stinger on tail to sting Shen) OUCH! What was that?!?
 * Xenon: (Takes spear, and snaps it in half, then roars)
 * Lord Shen: (Eyelids turn rainbow colored, and Shen starts to see weird things. Xenon appears as a skeleton monster with red eyes, SpongeBob appears as walking swiss cheese) Oh, yummy, cheese!
 * SpongeBob: What's happened to Shen?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Apparently he was stung. Notice the stinger on Xenon's tail?
 * SpongeBob: He has a stinger, too?
 * Lord Shen: GUYS, LOOK! I SEE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE!
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, sir, are you ok?"
 * Lord Shen: "Why, yes, Scoopy-doo, i'm feeling fancy!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Scooby-doo?"
 * Icky: "That lizard made him bonkers!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh look, it's about time for Cynder's ballay recital. Tip-tip, cheero, cheese bagal!"
 * Lord Shen fainted!
 * Cynder: "Just to be clear, i do not do ballet."
 * Iago: "Yeah, i know a drugged guy's ramblings when i hear it."
 * Xenon: "Lucky for you freaks, the stuff in the peacock ain't fatal, but don't expect him to be useful for at least, 72 hours or more."
 * Missing Link: "Ok, this smart ass is going downtown!"
 * Patrick: "Didn't we passed that hours ago?"
 * Missing Link charges!
 * Xenon: (Grabs M.L. by the head, and smacks it in the wall twice, then throws him to the ground)
 * Missing Link: (Dizzy as little piranha circle around his head)
 * SpongeBob: How are we gonna catch this guy? We're throwing everything we've got at him!
 * Merlin: Allow me, square one! (Waves wand, and puts Xenon in a counter-curse like spell)
 * Xenon: (Gasps) Hey! Who-whoa-whoa-what's happening? Yoa-whoa!
 * SpongeBob: Wow! Merlin, how did you learn to do that?
 * Merlin: You'd be amazed what you could learn in the JK Rowling Universe.
 * Xenon: "Not cool man, Not cool!"
 * SpongeBob: Now, let's get this grouch to a secluded location for questioning as soon as we find Skipper, Rico, and Sandy. (Diablo watches eveything, then flies off)

Chapter 4- McLeach, Gaston, and Clayton Return
the ally from before. outskirts. A Few Explanations Later... A few more explaining later..
 * Clayton: WHAT?!? THE SHELL LODGERS HAVE FOUND XENON?!?
 * Diablo: (Squawks)
 * Clayton: Blast! How much longer should we have to deal with those misfits?
 * McLeach: Probably for the rest of the series, I should say.
 * Clayton: Shut up, McLeach! We need a plan! Got any bright ideas, Gaston?
 * Gaston: "I'm thinking."
 * Mcleach: "Oh, this is a tough one."
 * Gaston: "I got it! we'll turn them, and the monster's "Friends" against eachother!"
 * Clayton: 'Oh i get it, create a tremendus misunderstanding, have those louge imbacles and that science gazelle and co. turn against one and another."
 * McLeach: 'And we snag the freak before they're any wiser!"
 * Gaston: "But we're gonna have to play this well!"
 * Clayton: "Allright gentlemen, we got a misunderstanding to create."
 * Kate: "He was here, but, not anymore. where did he go?"
 * Neil: "Maybe he became a sewer monster?"
 * Liza: "No way am i going to the sewers."
 * Rocky: "Same here."
 * Winstand: "Quite."
 * ???: "Exquse me."
 * everyon looks at Clayton.
 * Clayton: "I know what became of your Xenon friend. He was adducted by a gang of bounty hunters hired by the police."
 * Gaston: "They went to the city limits, if you hurry, you can still stop them from slaying youyr friend privately!"
 * Mcleach: "And don't listen to anything they say, they're mighty good liers."
 * Kate: "Oh no! Blake! Come on guys!"
 * Rocky: "Oh yeah, we got us a rumble over here!"
 * the groups runs off with Clayton, Mcleach, and Gaston looking on sinsterly.
 * Clayton: "All too easy."
 * Xenon was in a cage.
 * Icky: "Why are we bothering asking that thing questions? that thing hurted our friends, and actselly hited Sandy, who i might add is a girl! sorry for underwater suit made her look like a guy, freak! I vote we ship this freak to Planet Monsterious, the monster dumbing planet."
 * Lord Shen: "I can hear the ocean!" (was holding a rock to his head)
 * Icky: "And has anyone made an andedode for Shen yet? not used seeing him like this!"
 * Kowalski: Well, it might not be easy. I'd need a sample of Xenon's stinger venom, but it would still take 24 hours to make it.
 * Icky: Well, that stinks!
 * Lord Shen: Hey, Panda? You don't look so good.
 * Po: (Looks like a big fat prune in Shen's vision) What do you mean?
 * Lord Shen: You...you...you look like a big fat prune!
 * Po: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT POOP, DRINKY!
 * Lord Shen: "Poop? Oh, giant prune man, your silly!"
 * Xenon: "Good luck trying to milk me, i'm mad at you guys already for caging me like an animal!"
 * Tigress: "It doesn't help no one has knowlegde of how to milk a, whatever you are."
 * Kowalski: Not to worry, Tigress. I've done antidotes for venom many times. I'll get the venom.
 * Xenon: Yeah, good luck with tha--(Kowalski rips stinger off of Xenon's tail) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
 * Kowalski: (Squeezes stinger, and gets venom) All too easy. Now, you won't be stinging anyone else for a long time. Wait...(Sees flipper is covered with venom) Aw crud! (Starts seeing weird things. Missing Link turns into a fish into his vision) YUMMY! FIIIIISSSSH! (Drops venom sample)
 * Sandy: HOLY MOLY! (Catches venom sample in slow motion before it hits the ground) Whew, that was close!
 * Skipper: Crud nuggets! Now we've got 2 drugged daisies to cure.
 * Kowalski: (Pouncing on Missing Link) BIG FISH! I MUST HAVE YOU!
 * Missing Link: AAHH, GET OFF OF ME, DRINKY!
 * Lord Shen: Uh, Kowalski? What's up with you today, man? You're acting kinda...kinda...kinda stupid!
 * Kowalski: WILL YOU SHUT UP, SHENNY?!? I'm in the middle of dinner here!
 * Missing Link: I'm not a fish, you drunk ostrich!
 * Lord Shen: He's right, Kowawa! He's not a fish! He's a...(In Shen's point of view, Missing Link is a squid)...He's a squid.
 * Kowalski: YUMMY! I LOVE SQUID!
 * Missing Link: "AW MAN, SHEN!"
 * Sandy: "I'll have to whip this up quick!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Goofy chuckle), Mongoose funny in fat suit."
 * Sandy: "..... What did you just say?"
 * Lord Shen hiccups.
 * Kate and friends were watching from afar.
 * Rocky: "Yo, we have our bounty hunters over here."
 * Neil: "That's the shell louge squad!"
 * Kate: "Oh no! Blake must of done something horrable to get their attention! We have to be clever about this!"
 * Sandy: (Grabbing Lord Shen by the neck) I AIN'T NO DANG MONGOOSE, PEACOCK! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI TO YOU?!?
 * Lord Shen: Well...yeah!
 * Sandy: AND FYI, I AIN'T FAT! THIS SUIT JUST MAKES ME LOOK FAT! SEE? (Takes off suit, revealing her two-piece swimsuit and not at all fat body)
 * Alex: WHOOOOAAAH! (Falls over)
 * Melman: (Swallows party horn)
 * Gloria: (Makes surprised expression)
 * SpongeBob: OOOOH, snap! (Gloria tries getting party horn out of Melman's throat)
 * Skipper: Squirrel, we don't allow you to show that to the kids for a reason! Now put the suit back on! That's an order!
 * Sandy: Sorry 'bout that! (Puts suit back on)
 * Kate: ...Okay, that was just awkward!
 * Neil: What did you expect, Kate? These misfits are known to be hilarious in a variety of ways. Take that squirrel's sexy body for example...(Rocky slaps Neil) OW! What?
 * Rocky: "You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, capish?"
 * Liza: "Oh great, now how are we suppose to get the drop on comical misfits like that when random things happen?"
 * Kate: "Simple, we use it against them. Comical characters then to be incredably misfortuned, right?"
 * Liza: "That's what i heard."
 * Rocky: "I get it, we beat tehm looney tunes sytile, right? am i right?"
 * Winston: Uh, Rocky? I don't think they'll fall for that.
 * Rocky: Nonsense! Watch and learn! (Walks up to the Shell Lodge)
 * Icky: Hey, guys? Who's that? (Points at Rocky)
 * Rocky: Hey, Lodgers! I think you should just unhand that creature! My friend Kate wants him one way or another!
 * Xenon: KATE?!? Oh my, God! She finally recognizes me!
 * Patrick: Hey, bozzo! You SO don't wanna mess with us! We're the Hell Lodge Squad-I mean, Shell Lodge Squad! We're taking this case!
 * Rocky: Oh, yeah? Well, you might need us, because that guy is our friend! We're helping!
 * Patrick: Oh, no, you're not!
 * Rocky: Oh, yes, we are!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Yep!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Yep!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: Yep!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: Yep!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: I SAY YOU HELP! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN FACE MY MORNING BREATH!
 * Everyone: NOOOOOO!
 * Rocky: Alright, then. We'll help.
 * Patrick: Yay! We--Hey, wait a minute!
 * Neil (appearing): "Nice work, Rocky!"
 * Rocky: "Hey, thanks, i do what i do!"
 * Liza: "Not bad, my camilian brother, so to speak!"
 * Winsatnd: "Admitingly, i never thought the lougers would be so easily bested by a mere bugs bunny style use of wordplay."
 * Icky: "Nice one, Patrick, now we're stuck babysitting a group of civilians."
 * Kate shows up.
 * Kate: "Take it easy, we're just here to help our friend Blake, so that way, they're won't be any need for you misfits to destroy Xenon for what he may had done. he's a victim of depression because of a misunderstanding and good intentions gone wrong."
 * Icky: "..... Come again?"
 * Rocky: "I think we owe some explaining to do, huh?"
 * Winston: Totally!
 * Kate: You see, this monster is in trouble. He's close to death. He made this medicine so no one would have to worry about being injured again. Unfortunately, this happened to him. He's trying to look for a cure because this medicine he made is gonna kill him within 5 days. He needs help.
 * Private: My golly...is he really in that much trouble?
 * ???: Not just that...(Everybody turns around to see Bernard and Bianca)
 * Bernard:...but we've just heard that the McLeach, and 2 others are after him.
 * Icky: Oh, hey, guys! We haven't seen you since our Australian adventure.
 * Iago: "Mcleach is back?! oh just great!"
 * Spyro: "Who are the two others?"
 * Bernard: I don't know, but, they looked like they were also from the Villain League.
 * Cynder: Were they in hunter attire as well?
 * Bianca: Uhh...yeah.
 * Cynder: Yup, I knew it. Gaston and Clayton. Too obvious!
 * Bernard: We also wanted to look for Kate and her group so we could warn them. We overheard the Villains planning to trick you into attacking the Lodgers as a diversion into kidnapping Xenon.
 * Bianca: Yes, indeed. And if it weren't for us, they would've gotten away with it.
 * Sparx: Well, that's a close call.
 * Winston: Great! Just great! We've just been had by a bunch of villains.
 * Kate: Well, it doesn't matter, Winston, because we've finally found Xenon, and knowing these guys are justice fighters and more sympathetic than that grouchy Officer Axle.
 * Private: Well, then, I guess we owe Xenon an apology.
 * Xenon: THANK YOU!
 * Icky: "So now what? He still caused some trouble, and it doesn't help the leage is after him now! so, what do we do?"
 * Kate: "I discovered that Blake made an unintended mistake: he didn't add Metasi-pourium."
 * Icky: "Wha?"
 * Kate: "It would've allow the change to not be fatal, because his metaslisum would be able to meet with the change."
 * Xenon: "But, what about the agression?"
 * Kate: "The agression thing is only a side-effect respodsnce to death, you know, like a end of life crisis, as suppose to a mid-life crisis. it's just one of those things. Every creature goes through that."
 * Xenon: "Oh god, i should've realised that! strange, i was sure i told that duck to add the Metasi-pourium. wait, he dropped it! i didn't think it was that impourent! if only i was more considerate!"
 * Melman: Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what're we gonna do?
 * Gloria: We're gonna find a way to help him, that's what we're gonna do.
 * Devon: I couldn't agree more.
 * Lord Shen: (Laughs) Hey, guys? Why are you all covered in paint?
 * Baloo: (Lord Shen sees the Lodgers in different colors) What are you talking about?
 * Icky: "Hey, uh, lizard monster thing, how long did you say the stuff in your tail was gonna wear off?"
 * Xenon: I already stated 72 hours or so. it's my best guess, i don't usually hang around long enough to see if it wears off.
 * Iago: YOUR BEST GUESS AND YOU DIDN'T STAY YO ACTSELLY SEE IF IT'S 72 HOURS OR NOT?!? Ugh, that does it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!
 * Sandy: Don't worry, Iago! With the venom sample Kowalski got, we can get the cure finished in 24 hours like Kowalski said. Right, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: I sharpened a pencil in my bum, and now I need a band-aid!
 * Sandy: Oops, forgot he was affected, too.
 * Kate: "Actselly, i already have an annidute ready just in case, Blake was forced into a fight."
 * Icky: "Well it doesn't helpt actselly avoid them if he goes around, stealing food, paralising guards, and just roars like a Sharptooth!"
 * Rocky: 'Since when do teeth roar?"
 * Icky: Actually, I meant a uh...uh...what is it again?
 * Sandy: T-rex.
 * Icky: Yeah, that.
 * Rocky: Oooh...well then, who's Sharptooth?
 * Icky: Trust me, you don't wanna mention dinosaurs to me. I've had my ass kicked by 5 baby dinosaurs before.
 * Sandy: Let's just get these dummies cured.
 * Kowalski: Whoa, me oh my! You're not talking about shots, do you?
 * Kate: Actually, no. You can drink it.
 * Lord Shen: EEW! What are you, crazy, women? (In Lord Shen's eyes, Kate is a mad doctor)
 * Kate: Don't worry, it tastes like Kool-Aid.
 * Kowalski: What flavor? I'm so distracted. You have huge tator-tots!
 * Kate: UGH! (Slaps Kowalski)
 * Kowalski: Yeesh, for a women, you sure are a good Hulk. (Kate slaps Kowalski again)
 * Kate: Stop that, and just take the damn medicine! (Stuffs Kowalski with medicine)
 * Kowalski: Ooh, it taste like tropical punch! My favorite! (Weird and colorful eyesight fades away, and he gets normal eyesight again) Uhhgh, what happened?...And why do I have a rash on my butt?
 * Lord Shen: Ooh, Kowalski! You're getting swirlied like everyone else now! What gives, dude?
 * Kowalski: (In Lord Shen's eyes, Kowalski's red and blue) Get a hold of yourself, Lord Shen! You're venom drugged!
 * Lord Shen: Venom is a drug? Wow, they should really illegalize that stuff. AH-YUK! Hey, Sandy? Can I see your bikini again?
 * Sandy: UGH! (Slaps Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Ouch!
 * Kate: Okay, no more of this! (Stuffs medicine into Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Oh, thanks, girly! I needed some Kool-Aid Tropical Punch! It really...turns...me on. (Gets cured)...Wha-what is going on here? Where's Xenon?
 * Xenon: "Uh oh, he still doesn't think i'm dangerious, does he?"
 * Lord Shen: "AH-HA! PULL A FAST ON ON ME, EH?!"
 * Phil: "Whoa whoa whoa! easy, easy! Xenon's not the monster we thought he is!"
 * Donkey: "Turns out, the guy is a victim of a good idea gone south."
 * Cynder: "No offence dad, but, you were really off your rocker."
 * Lord Shen: "How off?"
 * Icky: "You were basicly almost like donkey, a jackass."
 * Furious Five but Tirgess giggled and snickers, maybe a laugh or two.
 * Po: "Yeah, that stuff made more stupid then B.O.B.!"
 * B.O.B.: "Wow, this B.O.B. guy sounds stupid."
 * Missing Link: "We need to have a talk."
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! What is going on here?
 * Lord Shen: Ohh, okay.
 * Bernard: Well, how're we gonna find the antidote to cure Blake?
 * Xenon: Well, it might not be that easy. I was almost able to get my hands on a cure, but those damn police officers had to interfear. They destroyed all my data. Not even one file was saved. I searched the rubble for the ingridients for the cure, but not even a single drop of serum was left. So, I'm doomed to die within 5 days.
 * Kate: Well, you're in luck. (Takes out a file that says 'Gene Clenser')
 * Xenon: WHAT?!? How...how...how is that even possible?
 * Kate: Well, you see, Blake, before you even took the medicine that made you Xenon, I managed to retrieve your antidote files in case your experiment had any dilations, which apparently it did. However, it wasn't easy trying to keep it. The KGB wanted to destroy all the data once they shut down your company. They came to my house, and confiscated all the antidote files. Or so they thought. Because I made a secret copy in case.
 * Xenon: Well, thank the Lord, I'm saved!
 * Kate: (Opens files) Okay, it says we only need a sample of the monster's DNA, some Metasiporium, some MacGuffium 237, some Carbonated Water, and some Glucose.
 * Icky: "Somehow, i don't think those are things you can find in a grossery store."
 * ???: "FREESE!"
 * Axle and a group of Rhino and Elephant cops surround the group.
 * Axle: "Nice job capturing the freak, now get out the of the way so me and the boys can blast it to miterines!"
 * the sounds of guns chocking is heard!
 * Icky: "Never wise to disobey armed cops! that leads to death!"
 * Lord Shen: "Hate to disappoint bloodshed fans, but Blake here is not as dangerious as he unintentionaly abertised."
 * Axle: "Oh, i thought those little rats would get to you! a monster is a monster! simple sci-fi logic! now move out of the freaking way, or, i will not be held respondsable if the shell louge squad was killed by the monster!"
 * Iago: "Are you saying your gonna kill us and blamed it on Blake?"
 * Axle: "Oh, you named it now, eh? I was certain it's name was Xenon. i should've suspected this from you villain befriending weirdos! boys! move the misfits away from the freak! and cuff up the mad scienctist and her henchies while your at it! All guns aim on that abomination!"
 * Jannet: WAIT! Axle, don't do this! Listen to reason!
 * Axle: Jannet, stay out of this! Nothing's gonna convince me to stop.
 * Chief Bullington: Axle! Listen to the deer.
 * Axle: Chief?!?
 * Chief Bullington: I'm sorry, Axle, but you are not gonna kill this creature without my authorization. Am I clear?
 * Axle:...(Sighs) Yes, sir.
 * Chief Bullington: Now, officers, let the Lodgers explain everything.
 * Icky: "And that's the dealio."
 * Chief Bullington: "Just a small question though, what would the leage want with Xenon?"
 * Icky: "Hello, mutant lizard with freaky powers? in their hands, we're talking doomsday weapon by an army of these things."
 * Axle: "And we're still not destroying the monster why? letting him live is just begging the leage to show up and use him for nerfarious perpuses!"
 * Chief Bullington: "Let's not to something extreme yet, Axle. he's not their kind of monster... not yet, anyway."