For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls

For Whom the Junjie Bell Tolls is the 20th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Jungie discovers that Mang Cobra is a HUGE GINORMO fan of Sappfire Shores, as well as Jungie having his own plans to make everyone in the United Universe buy brainwashing shampoo he named "Master Jungie's Mind-Washer Shampoo and Cranium rinsing", this inspires him to make Sappfire the endorser for BOTH his shampoo and the villain leage. This goes through a complincated plan: Step 1: Aduct Rarity, then take her place! Step 2: Disguise a mind warping helmet made by Dr. Blowhole as a harmless fastion ascessery and give it to Sappfire! Step 3: Have Sappfire sing an "Ember" inspired song, then allow Jungie to preform a crudely made rap to abertise his shampoo! Step 4: Profit from the easily duped populesus and Sappfire fans too excited about the song to reconsider this, and buy the shampoo! Step 5: Have the now mind-warped equestians revolt and take Celestia and Luna down, and then, become King of Equestia, issue the villain leage as reckinised masters of the universe, and step 6: finally earn Mang's respect through his fandom for Sappfire, and succeeding in the darknessofication of Equestia! Slight error in that plan: The Shell Louge Squad, and Sweetie Belle who isn't gonna let Jungie, nor Tai Lung, Makunga, Galaxhar, and Dr. Blowhole ruin Rarity's reputation, relation with Sappfire, and Equestia, that easily.

(The Songs to go with this.)



Chapter 1: Junjie's Unexpected Discovery
Villain Leage Fortess. Flashback. Later... Present Cutaway Cutaway is interrupted Cobra's Room Junjie's room. Cutaway Present A few explanations later... Cutaway Present Blowhole's lab.
 * Junjie was looking at a clipboard.
 * Junjie: "Slaves in their chains? Check. Anti-Louger defences? Check. Scrup the, (Shudders), Japperwocky..... Have a Shocktrooper to do it."
 * A roar was heard followed by a scream!
 * Junjie: "And, check! Dust Xehanort's room? (Looks at a bootprint on his butt). To be worked on. Xehanort was surprisingly terratorial over a dresser holding some dusty old book. Perhaps it's the closest of him having something as old as he is, no doubt. Now, my chores list. Troll the local brony community by saying Ponies suck in every known Brony site like FIMfiction and Equestia Daily? Check... For a brief time until I got banned from them all respectfully. Rub cleaned Jafar's lamp? Check. Spend a day with Teen Mang with whatever rediculious thing he does?"
 * Junjie groans....
 * Junjie: "Well, Teen Mang, Your older you is making spending a day with you a chore now as per, a punishment for a latest failure conserning using a monster from the banish realms to congure China. Let's just get it over with."
 * Teen Mang: "OH BOY?! A BUDDY! I made a list of fun things we can do! (Shows Junjie the list). The things that are extra fun, I written in red."
 * Junjie: ".... You seemed to have, written them all in red."
 * Teen Mang: "YEAH I KNOW?! Now the first thing on the list! I wanna show my best buddy to EVERYONE in the united Universes, wearing a chicken suit!"
 * Junjie: "And why would you be wearing a chicken suit?"
 * Teen Mang laughs!
 * Teen Mang: "That's a good one, Juny!"
 * Junjie: "Oh by the heavens no! Please don't tell me you mean--"
 * Junjie: AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! (Gets chased by a pack of wolves while wearing a chicken suit) TEEN MANG, HELP ME!!!
 * Junjie:...Check. Clean all the Changeling slime out of Cobra's room--EEWWWWWWW!!! DEFINITELY NOT!!! What the hell do Cobra and Chrysalis do in there, anyways?
 * Cobra: (Camera on door) Oh, Chry--
 * Junjie: THAT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION!!! (Sighs) Well, I guess I can't bitch about it all day. I guess I'd better get the Shocktroopers to take care of that...Oh, wait, they're on break. And the one I did get to do dirty work is..... Crap! Well, I guess it's up to me, then.
 * Junjie opens the door, sees changling slime everywhere.
 * Junjie: "Oh, (gags), what disgraceful way to make a brillient genius like myself do! Making me do humiliating, disguising chores, babysit a mentally defictent inferior clone of an already imcompident warlork, getting chased by wolves in a chicken suit, getting the raw deal of Xehanort's boot for no good reason other because of some book, act like an internet troll, dusting, cleaning, working, be a stool pigen, be a chew toy for that devine awful monster Japperwock, and not being treated like the genius I am! I feel more like a nanny/maid/slave then a high-ranking member of the Villain Leage! IT has clealy fallen from it's glorious days when it wasn't afraid to take risks! But Mang has lost his touch! I am not sure if Malefor made a right choice here! One of these days, I am gonna proof my worth, or my name is not-"
 * Junjie sees a CD covered in slime.
 * Junjie: "Junjie? What is this?"
 * Junjie, after remembering to put on gloves, removes the slime to reveil a Sappfire Shores music CD.
 * Junjie scoffs!
 * Junjie: "And on top of being incompident, he's a Sappfire Shores fan? That old local hit from Equestia? I find ironic he wants to destroy Equestia as a paradise YET he's a fan of a celeberty that ponies hopelessly obey even if she were to make a love song for a villain! I swear, Mang is seriously a hypoc-"
 * Junjie suddenly realised what he just said before.
 * Junjie: "Wait a minute.... If she were to make such a song for any villain, those weak-willed saps woul eat it up like pudding!"
 * Junjie snickers.
 * Junjie: "Evil plan that is going to work? Check."
 * A group of dark looking ponies are seen.
 * An attractive pink pony is seen swooning over "Playhorse" magazenes.
 * An evil looking noble pony is seen swimming in a pile of money.
 * A lazy mare is seen doing absolutly nothing.
 * A very angry looking grey colt is punching a wall!
 * A green mare is stareing at a mirror!
 * A fat colt is seen eating like a pig!
 * A blue mare is seen admiring herself!
 * Tai Lung: "Why did Junjie asked us to babysit the Sinister 7 again?"
 * Galaxhar: "Well, remember that plan he was gonna do at the start of Forget-Me-Never? It was gonna be them. You see, Mang tecnecly rejected them when he forbid Junjie to carry out the original plan, now, he's keeping them secret ever since."
 * Makunga: "Oh what could possably be the worse Mang could do to them if he found out?"
 * Galaxar: Oh, I don't know...MANG COULD DESTROY THEM?!? BANISH THEM TO EQUESTRIA?!? TURN THEM INTO FREAKIN' HEARTLESS?!? Junjie would have our asses fried if we so much as let Cobra know about it. And trust me, I don't think we wanna get beaten up by him again. Remember what he did after the time SpongeBob lost his memories?
 * Junjie: I WAS SO CLOSE!!! (Beats up Galaxar, Tai Lung, and Makunga) IF THAT DAMN SPONGE HADN'T GOTTEN HIS MEMORIES BACK, I WOULD'VE WON BY NOW!!! I FEEL SO FUCKING PISSED, I WANNA STUFF MYSELF WITH DYNAMITE, AND EXPLODE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
 * Makunga: Oh, (Chuckles) yeah. I walked funny for weeks.
 * Tai Lung: (Scoffs) That still makes me laugh.
 * Makunga: (Steps on Tai Lung's foot and he screams in pain)
 * Galaxar: The point is he wants us to make sure these guys are kept as secret as possible.
 * Makunga: Why would Junjie keep these guys around, anyway?
 * Galaxar: I don't know, but he says he wants them to be perfect assistants. But who would want a bunch of ponies who have personalities based on the 7 Deadly Sins?
 * Tai Lung: Maybe he's hoping to make his own Elements of Harmony.
 * Galaxar:...(Everyone laughs) Making Elements of Harmony out of the 7 Deadly Sins, that's ridiculous! Junjie had the same idea for them, but it was just too silly for a role.
 * Makunga: "Well, it may have been because he just wants more supporters then just us. Why else did he make you create those guys from random DNA doners anyway?"
 * Galaxhar: "Well, between me, You two, his leopards, he doesn't seem to have the same support from the rest of the league completely. I mean, they perfectly acknowledge that Mang's an obvious childish dope, but they're too repectfully fearful to Malefor's faith in him. Why, I bet Xehanort would think so too, but he hangs out in that room of his too much."
 * Tai Lung: "Well, I have a feeling it might not be long until Junjie has another grand plan in the wings and-"
 * Junjie appears quickly!
 * Junjie: "GENTLEMEN!? I HAVE AN IDEA THAT'S GONNA WORK?!"
 * Junjie shows Mang's Sappfire CD.
 * Makunga: "You want us to make CDs?"
 * Junjie: "NO!? I just discovered that Mang is a fan of the local equestian celeberty, Sappfire Shores?!"
 * Galaxhar: ".... That's hypocritically weird for someone who wanted to destroy Equestia as a paradise."
 * Tai Lung: "And, this is news worthy of a latest plan, how?"
 * Junjie: Don't you see? We can use Sapphire's fame to our advantage. And I've already got it all planned out. You see...
 * Everyone: THAT'S INSANE!!!
 * Junjie: But it just might work. Although, as always, we'll have to keep an eye out for the Shell Lodgers. They tend to come out when you least suspect it.
 * Tai Lung: Obviously. I don't think I can stand another Wooshy Finger Hold from that Panda again.
 * Makunga: Nor can I handle them bringing that old lady into this. I mean, it's as crazy as when we still had those funny clips of the Lodge, we had that one where Alex and that old lady fought for 10 minutes.
 * Alex: (He and the old lady fight just like Peter Griffin and the Giant Chicken as the same music plays)
 * Makunga: THAT was funny.
 * Galaxhar: "And don't get me started on how many clones I lost to those monsters of the lougers! Last week alone was nearly, (Gets dramatic) OVER 9000?! (Breaks scanner)"
 * Junjie: "Well that was an un-nessersarly copyrighted reference."
 * Tai Lung: "But in blunt honesty though, as much as we do rekindised your stragintic genius, your plans don't tend to...."
 * Makunga: "Actselly give results OTHER then self-humiliation?"
 * Galaxhar: "A pissed off cobra abomination?"
 * Makunga: "Followed by unspeakable torture?"
 * Galaxhar: "And lost of creditability?"
 * Tai Lung: "Among those lines, yes."
 * Junjie: "That, is only because the Lougers or bad karma ruin everything!"
 * Galaxhar: "Sometimes it's both, actselly."
 * Junjie: "Besides, I can't help it, that I am the only shining exsample on what the Villain Leage used to be, and SUPPOSE to be about?! We're suppose to take extremest risks! The High Council wouldn't like us either way anyway, even IF we bowed pathicly to them like what Mang's doing now?! They're supposed to hate us! We're bad guys, they're good guys! It's basic nature! Why has Mang forgotten that?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Well, it's mainly for the surviveal of the Leage's ability to remain a funtional villain team, really. The High Council does have the power to have us disbanned by sending Mirage to the Banish Realms and send Mang and the rest of us to Prison 42!"
 * Junjie: "Then why, haven't they done it already, WHEN THEY KNOW WHAT WE HAVE PLAN FOR THAT STUPID KAIRI SLUT, THAT IDIOT SENTIENT PIECE OF CHEESE, AND THAT MARTY STU OF A DRAGON SPYRO?!"
 * Makunga: "That is confusing."
 * Junjie: "They only say those empty threats to control Mang like sheep and/or cattle!? Do you see the Dark Dragon or Dr. Nefarious bowing to such empty threats? No! And they are still as extreme as they day they existed?!"
 * Makunga: "Dr. Nefarious is a psycotic twat!"
 * Tai Lung: "And the Dark Dragon is simply unreasonable, and because he has the excuse of having an evil empire slightly stronger then even the strongest bulk of the High Council."
 * Junjie: "But the Villain Leage has MUCH more villains then both of those inferiors combined!? Even more then the High Council, and yet Mang is letting them bully and torture him into forcing us to miss oppertunites wasted by a series of OC villains?! Just, WHY?! Why isn't Team Nefarious and the Scouge Imperial turncoats suffering the same subugation we are going through?!"
 * Galaxar: I think it's because their hideouts are hard to find for them. Even WE don't know where they're hiding. We know that Nefarious has a space station, but we don't know where in the UUniverses it is.
 * Junjie: Yeah, that's a good point. They ARE hard to find. If we knew where they were, we would've went there, and blew the shit out of it. We're not villains because we were bad at doing what we do best...for the most part.
 * Tai Lung: Yet, we're constantly defeated by a bunch of misfits who continued growing in every moisode?
 * Junjie: Yes, but this time, it's gonna be different. Because it's gonna work. Trust me, guys, you won't regret it.
 * Galaxar: I sure hope not.
 * Junjie: "For this mission, we need only ourselves, and Blowhole. I don't think the Sinister 7 are ready yet."
 * Galaxhar: "Good idea. Do they remember to hide when Mang or any other member not us comes in?"
 * Junjie: "Alchorse! I trained them, didn't I?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Let me guess, land-lover, you want to ask me to add my contribution in another inedable failure waiting to happen plan concerning either another fruitless attempt to usurp the current louge leadship, the control of the Jade Palace, or something among the likes of proving to Mang that you can actselly return the leage back to it's former extremest days and that the High Council's threats really mean nothing?"
 * Junjie: "It's, the 3rd thing. This time, it concerns Equestia, and it's hopeless obcession of a Mandonna wanna-be named Sappfire Shores."
 * Dr. Blowhole sighed.
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Saying IF failure wasn't ineditable, I want 50% of, whatever it is we're trying to accomplise from using some hack celeberty from a girly planet of miniture equines. Ok, what exactly do you want from me, Jun-G!"
 * Junjie: "Well, it's simple and humble really. A mind-controling helmet, and a resicpe for mind-washing shampoo!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Mind-washing Shampoo? Wasn't that already done by a disney villain named Dr. Drakken?"
 * Makunga: Oh, yeah, him. I HATED that guy. He was on our team for almost 5 hours until he got kicked out for his egotism. Glad we don't have to see HIM again.
 * Junjie: But we still have the formula for his shampoo, right?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, yeah? It's right here. (Shows him the formula)
 * Junjie: I'll take that! (Snatches it from Blowhole) Now what about the mind-controlling helmet?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, we're running a little short on those, and it takes the lobsters weeks to make new ones. We've only got one left, so you're in luck. (Takes it out, and it's really small)
 * Junjie:...Are you sure it's big enough to fit an Equestrian Pony?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Sorry, it's Pen-gu-in sized. I tried to use it on Skipper once, and, well, let's just say it didn't turn out well.
 * Junjie: You got anything to make it bigger?
 * Dr. Blowhole: Well, I have been able to reverse engineer Kowalski's shrink ray, and make it into a size-manipulating ray. It might do the trick. (Uses it on the helmet, and it becomes pony-sized)
 * Junjie: BLOWHOLE, YOU'RE A GENIUS!!!
 * Dr. Blowhole: Of course I am! How else would I be able to get this cybernetic eye? It costs millions in my world just to buy an implant. Plus, we animals in our world have to keep our intelligence as secret as possible, so no luck that a dolphin would buy a cybernetic eye.
 * Junjie: Alright, we get it! You don't have to explain your eye for us. We all know how you get when we ask you about your eye.
 * Dr. Blowhole: (Leaning against Junjie) AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT, FOXY!!!
 * Junjie: "Personal space please!"
 * Dr. Blowhole backs up abit.
 * Junjie: "Leopards!"
 * Junjie's Leopards appear!
 * Junjie: "We have another mission to do! It's time to pay, a certain land of small horses a visit. A visit, not even that High Council loving Celestia will ever forget."

Chapter 2: Rarity's Unwelcomed Guests
Rarity's shop.
 * Rarity was working on a project.
 * Rarity: "Sappfire has entrusted me to make her new costume for her planned United Universe tour! It's so great to be trusted by the most devine of Equestian Celeberites!"