Keucan Revolution

Keucan Revolution is the 49th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In the Alternate UUniverses, Keuca is a tropical island planet populated mostly by sentient birds that is like Cuba in almost many ways, though not culturally, as it almost caused a claimed planet-destroying period during the Interuniversal War during an illegal astro-laser smuggling operation which almost ended it's known feud against two nations: the Democratic Flightless Keucanics and the Republican Flight-Capable Keubrics, each of which have different cultures and understanding of worlds that actually conflict with each other, and have been fighting for control over the world itself until the Interuniversal War left them to separate into two territories that have both sides of the planet. However, these two nations still hate each other because it's basically like an alternate version on democrats and republicans getting along in the USA today, only at an extreme level. At one point, they did live together until typical conflicting and counter-views soured their friendships. The Keucans are against weapons and have banned them completely, they support atheism and have no serious religious restrictions, they support LGBT rights and abortions, respect private and public matters, only minorly patriotic but include other cultures to show "Symbols of Universealness", and they despise violence, preferring diplomatic means of settling conflict, among others. But the Keubrics are the exact opposite, as they have an increased right to bare arms, abide to 'religious freedoms' which means LGBT rights and abortions are banned (though certain exceptions are apparent), have restrictions on immigration which involves personal space-ruining procedures, favor needlessly-strict and unnecessary security procedures for 'the protection of the public' even if it violates certain rights of even pure loyalists, they take patriotism far too seriously as they end up looking like self-caring jerks when they're really just proud of their zeal and would react negatively when such zeal is challenged by even the nicest reality check ever, and they are infamous for being easily prone to declaring war on any race, even when they were only minimally inconvinenced by one mere rogue. Though despite these contradicting customs, they do symbolically protect each other as the Keubrics' militant action protects Keuca from hostile forces looking for easy pickings, and the Keucans' diplomacy prevents other races from despising Keuca's shortcomings. But the Lodgers and Heroes Act have been called here to investigate major concerns of a deadly weapon being made. Being done so by an infamous communist group known as The Equalists, consisting of rogue incredibly ruthless and militant Keubrics and Keucans that are actually the cause of the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis during the Interuniversal War, have resurfaced after decades absence, to repeat their astro-laser smuggling operation, this time without fear of rebuttle from the USRA for apparent and obvious reasons. The Equalists plan to do this by framing the Keubrics for disasterous planetary strikes attacks and cause an uproar so bad that it eventually breaks the stubborn pride of the leaders, making them force the Keubrics to forsake their separation and re-unite with the Keucans, espeically in light of the fact that the Keubrics living seperately from the Keucans that it lead the Keubrics to have a very nasty reputation, which mostly seemed to help keep the Equalists obscured, as even the Legion of Dominant Races simply thought that the astro-lasers were there mostly because of the Keubrics being at their worse. It helped little that the Keubrics intended to do such a thing from the beginning. The Equalists, while extreme, only aim to unify their divided world to make it a better place by getting rid of everything and everyone that conflicts with them and 'equalize' Keuca for good, even if it means worlds have to be harmed by their astro-laser stockpile, though have toned them down to only create giant non-nuclear blasts in remote areas of the planet that create craters the size of those on moons, enough to cause panic to the rest of the targeted world but not enough to make the Keubrics look bad enough to cause a needless war, as the aim is to only bring outcry to make the Keubrics re-unite with the Keucans. As such, the misfits and the HA, with Gazelle's help, must halt this. But there's still the matter of stopping the Equalists overall, which includes their super-mutant/cyborg/necromorphic/near-god Xulture leader, Master Equinox, who was a former Keubric soldier who lived during the united days of Keuca until the dividing left him to subjugate himself with many controversial experiments to make him live long enough and become powerful enough to forever 'shape Keuca back the way it should be', even if it means becoming a communist through siding with the planet's infamous communist splinter cell and transforming it into what is known as the Equalists of today. What is to be Keuca's ultimate fate?

Transcript
Intro (The Great Gatsby- Filter- Happy Together)

Chapter 1: Planet Keuca
Hero Hive, During the Mid-End of the Last Episode Lounge Elsewhere, in the armory. A fancy restuarent. Inisde the dark crevages of the restuarent. Later... Later... Later... Cafeteria. Later... Briefing Room Now, when after the events of the last episode are completed AND when Gazelle had the vision. AUU Space. Hero Hive. Back at the Hero Hive... Later...
 * Xandy and Hudson were seen surrounded by the alot of villains.
 * Hundson: "...... You sure the new tecnec is gonna work?"
 * Xandy: "..... It's better then nothing."
 * Hudson then gets Xandy onto his shoulders, then flew up into the air with the villains looking on and aiming their weaponry at them!
 * Xandy: ".... 3...... 2...... 1?!"
 * Hudson spinned Xandy off of his shoulders!
 * Xandy spinned around areodimaticly, then fast flipped as she brought out her guns then proceed to fire and disarmed every villain!
 * Then Hudson began to flew quickly enough to trap the entire villain mob with a whirlwind, disorianting the disarmed villains!
 * Suddenly, A villain with a whip used it to snagged Hudson in the leg, stoping the process as Hudson yelped with a squack!
 * Xandy was surprised by the yelp and was smacked by a flying bug villain!
 * The two crashed into eachother as the Villains regained their weaponry and aimed at the group.
 * Hudson: "..... Your tecnec failed again."
 * Xandy: "Ugh.... It needs more practice.... OK ZOSIMO?! END THE SIMULATION!?"
 * Suddenly, the villains turned into holligrams and vanished as the wasteland they were in becomes a virtual room.
 * Hudson: "Ok, Zos, why did you had the Whip Master stop me from disorianting the villains and WHY did you had Mega-Bug harm Xandy when she wasn't looking?"
 * Zosimo: Don't look at me, that's not how I programmed them. These simulated villains are supposed to be like the real thing, ergo, they HAVE to be challenging...depending upon the training level.
 * Hudson:...Well, this is the hard level, you can't really blame him for that.
 * Xandy: (Sighs) Yeah, that's right. I think it's about time we gave this a break.
 * Zosimo: Very well. Just turn in your virtual training attire and virt-guns and you can go relax in the lounge. Plus, I've got some new video games for you to try out on the console...AND some new movies.
 * Xandy: Well, that's wonderful! What do you say, Huddy? Should we do movies or video games?
 * Hudson: Well, I'm starting to get the hang of using a video game controller with my wings, but I prefer the movies.
 * Xandy: Okay, then. But you might wanna wait for me because I gotta feed Nytrox.
 * Hudson: Take your time, honey. (The two kissed and they got changed and went out)
 * Both Magnum and Samantha are seen meditating while Aurlena was seen arm wreasling with Telthona.
 * Telthona: "Your handicaps are not match for REAL cyberconnectics, suger."
 * Aurlena: "Ohh, do WE like to talk rough!? Well get ready to be surprised what a "Handicap" can do!"
 * Telthona: (They ended up evenly matched as they kept on getting closer until they were pulled up again)...
 * Samantha: Uh, girls, you're both apparently evenly-matched in terms of strength. Just give it up.
 * Aurlena: No way, stalik! This battle isn't over until we have a winner! (Tries her hardest, making a funny face while doing so)
 * Telthona: HAD ENOUGH YET, YEERKAT?!?
 * Magnum: Girls, I think Samantha may be right. You've literally been at this for half an hour.
 * Aurlena: WE CAN...DO THIS...ALL DAY!
 * Magnum: Okay, enough of this! (Casts a spell that makes the both of them tired quicker as they fell to the ground sweating)
 * Aurlena:...Magnum, did you-
 * Magnum: Don't ask questions you know the answer to. It had to stop either way. Now, do something other than arm wrestling, because Grafatus knows that neither of you can win that game.
 * Telthona:...Wanna watch Zirago XV again?
 * Aurlena: Balls yeah, that movie is what I consider the best in that 50-movie series.
 * Samantha: I never thought that a movie franchise could be popular enough to guarantee over 50 movies.
 * Telthona: What can I say? A story about a space voyager who is 50% hated or 50% praised by the rest of the universe he lives in seems to be an interesting premise and can inspire a lot of good ideas.
 * Magnum: And as for watching it, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. We did buy some new movies and video games, so we need to give some people a chance to try them out.
 * Aurlena:...Crap, that's right. I've been dying to try out that new sequal to Pirates of Sigma Cross, the new God Zone game, these three new Xalcrom Wars games, and Magobah Outcry.
 * Samantha: Easy there, girls, just because we have new forms of entertainment, it doesn't mean we shouldn't try them out willy-nilly.
 * Hudson: Hey, guys!
 * Aurlena:...We're all girls.
 * Hudson: Does it really matter? Anyway, is the TV available for those new movies?
 * Magnum: Well, these two wanted to try the video games.
 * Hudson: Aw, dammit!
 * Aurlena:...Where's your girl?
 * Hudson: Feeding Nytrox.
 * Telthona: Yeah, cute troggle. Anyway, we were starting to look forward to playing these new games.
 * Hudson:...Well, I was looing forward to watching that new Pixxart Unleashed movie.
 * Zosimo: (Comes in) I'd settle for that new Honnus Paw's Adventures series, or the other ones I bought like Virtyl Games, Warduty, and a few recent Mimzy films like that remake of Pixollo and The Girl and the Harbin. Those are all cult classics.
 * Cloakblade: (Arrives) Arbasus, guys, how many movies and video games did you pick up?
 * Zosimo: 30 movies and 20 video games.
 * Cloakblade:...And how much did all those cost?
 * Telthona: Calm down, Cloakblade, it didn't cost that much.
 * Cloakblade: I hope not.
 * Xandy: (She comes in with Nytrox, who jumped onto Hudson and starting licking him) Hey, guys! Is the TV available?
 * Samantha: "We're caught in a debate on what to use the TV with."
 * Xandy: "Figures."
 * Clifton was seen exsamining a big blaster.
 * Clifton: "Ohh, yeah. I can wreck some serious villain s*** with this baby! I love being a Class III Hero!"
 * Vancer: "I would recimend being care with that, Cliff. From what the computer said, that's a Mark 10 Classification Huncus BNG-886 Plasmablast Gun.
 * Clifton: Yeah, it's Teel Gosa Huncus' weapon series, what's not to like about this f*****?
 * Vancer: Well, if you must already know, it uses concentrated concussive bolts of superheated green plasma that, upon impact, could blast through titanium like it was Styrofoam. The blast is devastating to anyone within a 10ft radius. One minor misfire with that baby, and it goes off like fireworks in a Warbothian Celebration."
 * Clifton: "Pfft! I know what I'm doing. Right Peepers and Jeepers?"
 * The two bots were seen nervious hiding behind an engry sheild, as the both of them nerviously gave a thumbs up.
 * Vancer: "..... Repair bots hiding behind sheilds..... Not a good sign."
 * Clifton: "Aw come on guys, have alittle more faith in me then that!"
 * Vancer: "I'm just saying that even for a Class III, it's not generally a good idea to mess with a Mark 10 Classified Weapon. Your way better off leaving the thing alone!"
 * Clifton: "Well what's it doing here waiting to be used in the armory if it wasn't meant to be used?"
 * Vancer: "It's sort've like, an emergency weapon. Like, in the case we would need it against a super-weapon or something. I mean, isn't that why a lot of police forces and rebellions around the UUniverses carry them just in case?"
 * Clifton: "Up, that's the thing with life! Who's to say we can and can't use it when we never know WHEN a super-weapon problem shows up!"
 * Vancer: "You contradicted yourself! We indeed CAN'T! That means it'll just as likely NOT happen as it would happen!"
 * Clifton: "Oh, why are you such a stick in the Gravenousian mud?"
 * Vancer: "I'm just advising you to not mess with the damn thing."
 * Zosimo: "(Comes in and clears his throat). And you would be wise to take Vancer's word into consideration, Cliff. (Takes out a card with the same gun on it) The trading cards of that thing are VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY specific about it's power, so... (Takes the gun) This gun ain't beginner friendly! It's best to leave the damn thing alone unless a situation calls for it!"
 * Clifton: "Ok, ok, Zossy, don't get your gears into a twist!"
 * Zosimo: "Good.... Now, do y'all mind telling me where Nano and Miami are?"
 * Vancer: "Uh, beats, me, Zosimo."
 * Clifton: "Uh, nope! Haven't seen them! (Chuckles nerviously)......."
 * Zosimo: "........ They've gone dating again, have they?"
 * Vancer: "At Le Shuckers."
 * Clifton: "VANCE?!"
 * Vancer: "He pretty much found out anyway, so what point is there to lying?!"
 * Zosimo: "DAG NABBIT!? Those two spend more time giving each-other googly eyes then they do waiting for missions!?"
 * Clifton: "Look in all fairness, the Grand Council made NO rules about us having social lives."
 * Zosimo: "True, but that doesn't give Nano and Miami an excuse to lollygag around and run the risk of missing out on a mission! Ugh, I'm sending a G5 Surveillance Drone to find them!" (A green, blue, and yellow drone flew off)
 * Nanobyte and Miami in fancy dresses are seen enjoying a classy meal.
 * Miami: "Oh.... Nan..... This is a lovely dinner."
 * Nanobyte: "Only the best for my best gal.... Plus, we can send the bill to the Grand Council, so the dinner is pre-paid-for."
 * Miami: "Oh Nano, you and your little sceames."
 * Nanobyte: "But that's besides the point...... Mi..... There's uh, something I want to ask you for awhile now since we became an item. (Brings up a black box). (Struggles with it), Miami, would, (struggles with opening it), would you, (struggles still), you, (opens it finally) YEAH! There we go! Ahem! Miami, would you, marry me- (Plops down cause of the box's waight with the diamond ring)! DOW?! WOW, THIS RARIUM CUT RING IS FREAKING HEAVY!? Ow!?"
 * Miami gasped in amazement.
 * Miami: "You.... Got me a Rarium Ring? But they're unbelieveably expensive! How did you get such a thing?"
 * Miami takes the box and the jewel off of him.
 * Nanobyte: "Well, it pays to have an uncle who's a jeweler and a former rarium miner on Occolo who is more than happy to give this sort've thing for free. Like I said. Only the best for my best gal."
 * Miami: ".....Occolo? Literally the richest source of rarium in the UUniverses?!? EVEN THE CORE IS 89% RARIUM!! Oh, Nano, this all so sudden."
 * Nanobyte: "We've only been dating eachother since the Pharagu insodent, late last year?"
 * Miami: "Well, I meant, I never expected you to propose to me so soon, I.... I kinda figured you would take your time...."
 * Nanobyte: "Ugh..... Let me guess..... No? Look, if you want to wait until you feel ready, that's fine and-"
 * Miami grabs Nanobyte.
 * Miami: "..... That wasn't a no, my lovable goof-ball. Of chourse I'll marry you..... But, I would rather it be on a further date from now. It still feels too sudden."
 * Nanobyte: "(laughs), Sounds like a plan for me!"
 * The two were about to kiss until a waiter bot came in.
 * Waiter Bot: "Par-don me, mesures, but an HA probe came in asking for you two by name. It said it has a message from Zosimo."
 * Nanobyte: "And alchourse Zosimo the Buzzkill strikes again! Can it NOT get worse!"
 * Waiter Bot: "Oh. By the way. Here's your bill."
 * Nanobyte: "Oh, eh, I already told your friend that the Grand Council will cover that."
 * Waiter Bot: "Error: New Restuarent Policy forbids the useage of tabs to discourage freeloading."
 * Nanobyte: "WHAT!? Since when?!"
 * Waiter Bot: "Rather recently after your initial request was made. I am not programmed to make the rules, I only follow them."
 * Nanobyte: "BUT HOW ELSE AM I GONNA PAY FOR YOUR OUTRAGIOUS PRICES FOR EVEN JUST SOME SOUP IF I CAN'T HAVE THE GRAND COUNCIL COVER FOR ME!?"
 * Waiter Bot: "(Beeps for a bit). Management response: We have some few suggestions based on your current size."
 * Hidious squirrel-like rat creatures are seen eating a left-over of a dropped piece of food.
 * Nanobyte was seen sneaking about with a rat poison-like substence-loaded gun.
 * Nanobyte: "(Quietly) I can't believe I'm being made to go Gorgonmano Vrat hunting just to pay off a bill! GEEZ, I hate this species. They sometimes hurt little guys like me. (Sighs) I guess that's the price I pay for relying on a government to pay my checks. (Writing on wrist) Note to self, next time, be sure to actselly bring exact money next time! Lesson learned I guess."
 * Nanobyte jumped out and aimed the gun at the creatures!
 * Nanobyte: "ALL RIGHT, UGLIES, BY THE ORDER OF THE HA, YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO LEAVE THE LE SHUCKERS RESTUARENT OR FACE POISIONIOUS DEATH!?"
 * The creatures only blankly stared at Nano, unimtimidated by him.
 * Nanobyte:...Don't make me use this damn thing!
 * Vrat #1: (Laughs) Hey fellas, looky here! A small fry who thinks itself a human!
 * Nanobyte: (Sighs) It had to be semi-sentient pests!
 * Vrat #2: HEY, WHO'RE YOU CALLING 'PEST'? YOU'RE more of a pest than us!
 * Vrat #1: Whaddiya say, boys? Should we teach him a lesson on respecting privacy? (The vrats squealed in agreement)
 * Nanobyte: OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT! (They take the gun, take off the poison container, smash the gun, and dispose of the container by throwing it down a trash receptacle)...
 * Nanobyte was seen screaming like a girl as the creatures snarled and growled chasing him!
 * Nanobyte: "I DON'T WANNA BE GORGONMANO CHOW?!"
 * Vrat #1: YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER, TINY!!
 * Nanobyte: AND I JUST GOT REMINDED OF MY SIZE DEGRADING ME WITH BULLIES!!
 * Vrat #4: OH, YEAH?!? WELL, BULLYING WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS WHEN WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU!! (A vrat appears in front of him as he flicks him to the others)
 * Vrat #1: Aww, isn't he cute, boys? Let's say we introduce him to our stomachs!
 * Vrat #5: YEAH! His is named Gorline, his is named Chuck, his is named Orm, hers is named Lili, and MINE is named Zoop.
 * Vrat #1:...Let's just eat him. I bet this little gimp is gonna supply enough calories to last us 2 days. (They all cheered until the vrats were poisoned by Miami, as they suffocated and fell dead)
 * Miami:...Honey, are you okay?
 * Nanobyte:...Yeah, thanks to you!
 * Miami: Well, I guess this means the labor is done, and we've paid enough of a price. Let's head back to the Hero Hive, and...(Sighs) Face the scorn of the others.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, I'm sure they won't take it THAT hard!
 * Zosimo: (They were in an empty room) Alright, you two lovers! What you did is a serious breach of Heroes Act protocol! You left the Hero Hive without consent and you tried to charge the Grand Council money!
 * Nanobyte: Zosimo, we-
 * Zosimo: I don't want ANY of your excuses! Nanobyte, I'd normally have you taken down a hero class, but until we actually GET a leading hero into our ranks, Calixto is the one who does that. I'm just serving as a partial leader because of my intelligence. But you're lucky that incidents like this aren't enough to bring you down a class. As for Miami, you won't be that charged since Nanobyte was the one who did a lot of the offense. I've already called Calixto, and he's already going to decide what to do with you momentarily.
 * Nanobyte:...I...(Miami looked unamusingly at him)...At least...the punishment might not be that bad.
 * Nanobyte: WE ARE OFF-DUTY FOR THE WEEK?!?
 * Calixto: Not just that, but you are going to be doing a lot of chores until further notice. While I am pleased that you two are now engaged, it doesn't excuse your actions. Say, Xandy? You think you've trained your troggle to keep an eye on them while they work?
 * Xandy: Oh, Nytrox is pretty funny when it comes to that sort of stuff. He's bigger than both of them.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, ha-ha, you're hilarious.
 * Calixto: Then I guess it's settled. You two are off-duty and on chore duty for the week, and I'm counting on Nytrox to keep an eye on you.
 * Nanobyte: BUT HE'S JUST A TROGGLE!
 * Xandy: (Laughs) Don't underestimate a troggle's intelligence. They are among the most intelligent pets in the UUniverses. They can handle a job perfectly. In police forces, their intelligence is on full display, and they rootin-tootin don't show no mercy.
 * Nanobyte:...And how are we supposed to do these chores when we're too small to do them?
 * Calixto: I'm sure you can get the hang of it. Calixto out. (He cuts transmission)
 * Xandy:...Well, you two, it's decided. Here comes your first wedding favor. (Takes a small mop) Now swab the deck!
 * Nanobyte:...(Grunts gibberish as the two took it and left)
 * Xandy:...Nytrox, you know what to do!
 * Nytrox: (Barks and follows them)
 * Miami: "(Cleaning the room with Nano)..... For what it was worth Nano, that was still a great dinner.... A shame it ended, kinda painfully."
 * Nanobyte: "Lession learned then. We don't do anymore stupid stuff like that."
 * Miami: "Agreed. It would be inconvinent if we were still doing these chores and yet a mission pops up and-"
 * Nanobyte: "Careful! Karma is a tricky little sneak! What you just said might actselly happen!"
 * Miami: "Oh what are even the odds of that even-"
 * Nanobyte: HIGH! WAY HIGH! I mean, karma is a serious b**** when it comes to this being a cartoon, and...huh...why didn't it happen?...Eh, I guess it was a close ca-
 * (Zosimo): (On communications) All Heroes Act members, minus Nanobyte and Miami, please report to briefing. The Grand Council has detected concerns about rumors of an astro-laser being created.
 * Nanobyte:... AN ASTRO-LASER?!? AS IN, A NUCLEAR LASER DESIGNED TO DESTROY PLANETS?!? AW, F*** S*** F*** F*** GODDAMN F*** SON OF A S*** VRAT!!! A WEAPON LIKE THAT IS WORTHY OF MY SABOTAGING  CAPABILITIES!!! THIS PUNISHMENT HAD TO OCCUR IN A GREAT MISSION LIKE THAT?!? (Nytrox growls at them) Whoa, easy there, boy. (Tries to pet him until he snaps at him) YIPE!? Easy, it was just frustration! I'm working, okay? I mean, for God's sake, you feel bad when Xandy leaves on missions without you.
 * Nytrox: (Mimics 'work!')
 * Miami: Easy there, Nytrox! (Pets him) Nanobyte is just a little huffy. Honey, you're at least lucky that last comment didn't upset him like it did last time. He's only doing what his master told him to do. (Scratches Nytrox) Besides, I'm sure those heroes will do well even without you.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, phhhhhbbbbbbt! I bet they're going to regret leaving us behind. I'm the best saboteur they got, bar none!
 * Miami: They don't regret ANYTHING, honey. Surely you would know that. Now stop wasting time. We need to get to the toilets.
 * Nanobyte: I still say they'll regret it. I'll BET they will.
 * Miami:... Okay, then! A bet it is! (Nytrox growls) Easy, boy, this'll only take a second. When you win, we get married immediately. (Nanobyte squees in joy)... And if you lose, we have to postpone the wedding... FOR A LONG TIME!... Oh, and you need to help Xandy give Nytrox his next bath. (Nytrox mimics a laugh)
 * Nanobyte:... I don't know if I should... But...a quick wedding sounds awesome! Uh... Alright, then. Deal!
 * Miami: (Giggles, and nudges Nytrox) This is going to be amusing, huh? (Nytrox nods yes) Alright, it's back to chores for us. We don't want Nytrox to stand here all day.
 * Nanobyte: Provided the toilets aren't that-
 * Nanobyte: (The toilets were the ultimate filthy)... OH, GOD! WHOEVER DID THAT IS EITHER A SICKO OR IN DESPERATE NEED TO CHANGE THEIR DIET?! (Nytrox mimics laughter) Yeah, laugh while you can, poochie, but as soon as I win this bet, I'm going to be making some SERIOUS love by the end of the week.
 * Miami: (Scoffs) ("More like the biggest mistake you've ever made, hon.")
 * Zosimo: Alright, everyone. Though Nanobyte and Miami will be absent, which means we'll need alternate sources of sabotage, it still won't stop us from the mission at hand. Calixto will be calling at any moment, and we need to be as prepared as possible. Has everyone got the necessary equipment?
 * Clifton: We have.
 * Zosimo: Good. (Does key-commands on a control panel on the wall that starts up the front screen and the holo-table)
 * Clifton:... To be honest, Samantha, I never thought that Nanobyte and Miami would get engaged right away.
 * Samantha: Oh, it's nothing new obviously. I mean, they had been dateing for a year and a half since the Pharagu insodent, so it's likely to be expected. Love doesn't believe in taking it's sweet time when it comes to it. Nor does it respect bounderies. (Giggles), Remember when Xandy had a crush on you?
 * Xandy: OHHH, you HAD to bring that up! I mean, I don't see how it's not possible for other females of my species to fall for you. What exactly MAKES you so attractive other than your looks?
 * Samantha: His charisma, his determination, his wisdom, and his warrior spirit. That's what makes US a couple. YOU just loved him for his looks, just like every other female of your species.
 * Xandy: Momentary confusion is all. Yeesh, I HATED that time. It made me feel as stupid as the other females. I even ended up making us looked bad in front of the VA villains. Heck, they pretty much had to be the ones to snap me out of it! As much as I appresiated that, that Screeched Death guy kinda went extreme about it.
 * Samantha: "Alot of Dark Magilo users go about things rather extremely."
 * Hudson: On the positive note, Xandy. At least you didn't get out of that situation single.
 * Xandy: Oh, of course not. You seem to be like me in so many ways. Thrill-seeking and full of joy. Wishing to be great heroes. We both even kicked the asses of the Villains Act before we even met.
 * Hudson: I guess... Heroism and bravery are contagious in these UUniverses. (The two hugged)
 * Calixto: (He was seen on the board-screen)... Heroes Act heroes, this mission is something quite difficult. It's another mission that you won't be able to accomplish alone, so I'm suggesting that we call the Lodgers when this is over.
 * Xandy: Already got them on speed-dial.
 * Calixto: Good. Now then, our mission will take you to the Planet Keuca. (A hologram of said planet appears on the holo-table and the planet itself appears on screen as it's status and other information appears)... This planet, mainly because of certain kinds of inhapients, is quite known for it's history in the Interuniversal War, particularly the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis of 1957. We have reason to suspect that there is a weapon being built there. No doubt it might be an astro-laser.
 * Vancer: (Chuckles) An astro-laser? I bet if Nanobyte were here now, he'd be jealous.
 * Magnum: Quiet, Vance.
 * Calixto: So in case this IS an astro-laser, there's no doubt that it can't be good. We need to go there and find out what's up. I'll fill in more details when the Lougers come in.
 * Xandy: "I'll make the call, sir."
 * The communicator begins ringing!
 * Spongebob picks it up.
 * Spongebob: "Yello, Shell Louge Squad, Spongebob speaking..... Oh Hey Xandy...... What's that? You need us to investigate rumors surrounding a controverseal fuedulent demockiry island planet of birds with a known history of messing with something they shouldn't've? The Grand Council said it was urgent? Well, ok, we'll be on our way. We just need to drop Kairi off first."
 * Icky: "..... Ok, NOW they did."
 * Shifu: "Miss Gazelle, it appears you have been giving your first mission as a Uniter to protect a universe from a massive threat."
 * Gazelle: "Really? This, thing about Garble didn't count?"
 * Icky: "You were kinda underused in this episode, so yeah, this adventure didn't count cause you didn't get to do jacksqaut."
 * Gazelle: "..... In that case, I'll do whatever I can to stop what's happening."
 * The Louger Van arrives from the portal and enters AUU space.
 * Icky: "So, Sponge, did Xandy give any details about what's going on."
 * Spongebob: "I think we're mostly gonna be involved with a controverseal planet known for an infamous super-weapon issue."
 * Skipper: "Ahh, a simple put a rouge-state planet in line mission, eh? Good enough for me."
 * The Lougers arrived.
 * Calixto: "Thanks for coming Lougers. Here's what you need to know about the situation. (Holograms pop up). Keuca is a known demockcracy policy fuedulent planet with a bit of a controverseal rap sheet.... Mainly from it's republican side. Or "The Keubrics" if you need to name them. They earned that when they were attempting to create an Astro-laser weapon, seemingly and most likely to use it to intimidate some of Keuca's several foes into paying "due" tribute to the Keubric side, though some harsher critics claimed the Keubrics wanted to flat up destroy their enemies, no questions asks, over the atrosities individual terror groups or criminal synicates of those planets did to them back when they used to be unionised with their more peaceful and democratic neightbers, the Keucanics, or, Keucans if you prefer. The Astro-Laser the Keubrics used was.... Thankfully defective. It had no neuclear capabilities and wasn't powerful enough when it was used to attack a remote part of the planet Bengren, a planet that housed alot of criminal synicates that plauged Keuca and caused their unionship with the Keucans to end. They also had abit of a proxy feud against each-other over the control of the planet, which lead to the legion to beleive that the Keubrics were gonna destroy their own world just to be rid of the Keucans! Though the Keubrics had insisted that they wouldn't've done that to their own planet, the legion wasn't gonna take the chance as we had the faulty Astro-Laser destroyed, along with their attempts to make slightly better ones and taken away their skematics for future events. The controversey was bad enough that it semi-ended their feud with the Keubrics and the Keucans, though it doesn't really change their feelings torwords eachother for basic repubilcan and democrate reasons. Bengren was very lucky it only gotten a crater worthy of being part of an inhapitable moon from that Astro Laser. Those things normally tend to be the worse."
 * Gazelle: "...... Are they by chance, birds?"
 * Calixto: "Oh, well miss, that's very easy, Keuca is a bird planet after all and- Wait, are you suppose to be here?"
 * Icky: "Don't worry, while not a member, she's kinda our universe's local space messiah. She's here cause she predicted that it's possable some of those bird-brains are trying to re-do their death star-wanna-be projects again."
 * Calixto: ".... Well, if she's ok with you, then I guess I won't mind much. Anyway. We have reason to believe that the Keubrics are being motivated to make a new astro-laser because ONCE AGAIN, they took the terrorists of the planet Iallog too seriously again. Honestly, thanks to Iallog being continuiously at war with each-other, it's generating a massive terrorist problem for the rest of us. Certain such terror groups from Iallog are bothering stronger worlds like the Keubric side of Keuca because they want interuniverseal interfearence to force outsider forces to rid the world of each of their incompident feuding leaders and introduse true peace into the planet. Those guys meant well, but they're doing it in a way that doesn't speak well for the society as a whole. Iallog seems to like the war because, though it seems understandably wrong in one's eyes, it doesn't seem fit to end it for a long time since it's practically their norm. Nevertheless, the Grand Council is still debating whether or not we should fix that mess of a planet. But I diegressed. For whatever reason, you need to put those birds in their place again. And, try to mind the Keubrics denial of otherwise. It could easily be because they don't want to be scrutinised again for the actions."
 * Clifton: "We'll keep strict and firm about it, sir."
 * Calixto: "Good. Calixto out."
 * The hologram ended.
 * Gazelle: "...... Ya know, he had a really BIG moustache."
 * Icky: I know, right? Also...what other planets were he talking about?
 * Xandy: Well, Keuca has been at conflict with many planets in the past, especially during the Interuniversal War. Bengren is a world where piracy, raiding, and survival are the norm and people do whatever they can to survive, and they've done this for so long, they profit from it. The worse that place has ever suffered in the wings of the Keubrics is an astro-laser crater that, though not destroying the planet because of limits, nearly caused the planet's mass to get imbalanced. Iallog, however, is a world where WAR is the norm. That war has lasted a LOOONG time, and it has done good and bad things. Good things including inspiring heroism for the rest of our UUniverses, especially during the Villains Act.
 * Vancer: Not to mention the adrenaline rushes.
 * Lord Shen:... Never thought war could be such a great sport in these UUniverses.
 * Iago: Yeah, well they've had a different villainy scale than us, what did you expect?
 * Xandy: Though the bad stuff about the war is that it created terrorists that plan to do interplanetary attacks to emphasize that they need their world to change to true peace. They mean well, and the goverments of Iallog ARE a legit problem that does need to be addressed. All the leaders of each of those nations are legitamently either corrupt or blinded by their own idealogical beliefs that they don't see making endless war as truely awful. Those incompident political clowns DO legitamently need to be out of office! Problem is, even then, terrorests are not the only thing the wars there created. It also spawned conquest groups and millitas there! Even IF we were to get rid of one major problem, more will take their place!  This reason, of course, is why this set the Grand Council into conflict about what to do about the situation, and still do to this very day. These two planets have groups that do whatever they want with Keuca if it means they reach their goals, and the Keubric side of the world have become strongly motivated to basicly punish Bengren and Iallog and forcefully change these worlds with whatever's nessersary!
 * Private: "That's awful!"
 * Telthona: It is troubling, yes, but would you REALLY want to change a world's norm just because you view it a different way? Some worlds in the past have proven that they can't change their norm THAT easily.
 * Icky: We DEFINITELY know the feeling. We have this world in our UUniverses called Warface, and though we took out the source of the war, it has proven that it will take some years, decades, or maybe even centuries, to change their ways. The nations of the world no longer fight eachother, which is a big plus, but the years of creating their own terrorists, rebelions and the like means that Warface won't stop justifying it's name sake any time soon, unfortunately. And it's likely the same with that Iallog place. Even if we get rid the major shorce, it's other problems aren't just gonna die out because of the shorce got removed. If anything, the other problems will be given the torch to continue what is wrong with that world.
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. It wouldn't be wise or right to change what worlds are most comfortable with because of our opposing views.
 * Xandy: Yeah. But that's what these three worlds themselves can't see, justified or not. What we CAN do is end this astro-laser crisis before it escalates.
 * SpongeBob: That's what you called us here for, anyway, so let's get to it.
 * Zosimo: "Now, even though the Keubrics have a history of being serious risk takers and the fact that they ARE guilty of this sort've thing before, it wouldn't hurt to give them the benifit of the doubt. It's possable this new astro-laser issue could be because of it's millaterry rebeling against the goverment or someone in the govermental system has went rouge and went behind his superiors back in a well-meaning but dangerious mission to protect Keuca from the criminal synicates of Bengren and the terrorists of Iallog."
 * Lord Shen: "Agreed. No need to needlessly make enemies out of certain people for something that could purely be the fault of invidual rouges. Let us get the full story first before we start something we might not be able to finish."
 * Magnum: "Then I guess it's off to the Delta universe."
 * Icky: "Ya know, we seem to kinda visit that place alot, have you noticed? The majority of the problems we face seem to be in that universe. What, is that universe like the problem child universe?"
 * Spyro: It's nothing but a coincidence, it's not anything important.
 * Cloakblade: He's right. There's over a hundred conflicts in these UUniverses, made during a distant war or conflict, or by the Villains Act. I mean, that's why we exist, correct?
 * Xandy: Yeah. And I guess down sides include making more enemies, it also means we can bring in new heroes. Though heroes were partially non-existent during the Villains Act, that doesn't mean heroism itself can be purged.
 * Cloakblade: Indeed. Villains have no purpose without heroes opposing them, and even the Villains Act knew that. They just needed to control it the same way we control villainy currently. The Villains Act knew the concept of evil far more than any other villain within our history. We-
 * Tito: WE GET IT, MAN! A YIN NEEDS A DAMN YANG, NOW LET'S GO!!
 * Cloakblade:...Sorry, you do not have to be so fussy about it.
 * Francis: Yeah, I'm with her, pipsqueak!
 * Tito: WHO'RE YOU CALLING PIPSQUEAK, FRANKY?!?
 * Francis: Francis, Francis...(In his face) FRANCIS!!!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We must move immediately. (Tito raspberries at Francis until Lord Shen looks angrily at him)
 * Zosimo: Great! Thankfully, this will be a perfect chance for us to test out our new vehicles.
 * Skipper: You mean like ones outside the ship you used before?
 * Zosimo: Yeah. We've been planning to create vehicles since the Villains Act fell. We're currently working on a space cruiser to carry whatever feels useful. It's still in schematic work, unfortunately, but we WERE able to create a mobile command center called the Globetrotter that can easily be carried by our dropship.
 * Shenzi: Well, damn, honey, you guys have been busy. But our van kinda serves as a mobile command center as well.
 * Zosimo: Let's be honest, we needed one of our own since you're not always around. We only call you guys when a threat is too big to be handled alone. We've already handled a lot of invasions on countless planets, and always come out on top.
 * Clifton: Yeah, the invasions and fighting space vikings, pirates, and bandits are always fun. We've done them so many times, we've become masters at it. Helps that our virtual training course can simulate an infinite variety of environments and enemies.
 * Baloo: Good for you, let's get going. (They took off in their respective space transportation)
 * Nanobyte: (He was vomiting into a toilet)
 * Miami: That's right, let it all out. (Nanobyte finished, but he ended up slipping into the toilet as he gurgle-groaned in disgust)...(Sighs) This is going to be a LOOONG night.
 * Nanobyte: (Was in a sink taking a bath, gurgling, then surfaced while scrubbing himself) BLECH! Vomit water! Smelled even MORE vile than poo water! (He dunked his head in and gurgled)
 * Miami: Honey, can you stop doing that? It's creepy!
 * Nanobyte: (Surfaces) Not until the vomit-y grossness is out of my mouth! (Nytrox mimics small chuckles) OH, SHUT UP, YOU SMARTY MUTT!!
 * Miami: Honey, be nice!
 * Nanobyte: (Sighs) And Calixto STILL thinks I can handle chores that are beyond my size! Even with your help, I'm not as much good with chores as I am with sabotaging. I've been accidentally flushed down toilets 19 times, and almost got eaten by vrats and alganors! IF YOU ASK ME, CHORES IS FATAL TO A CREATURE LIKE ME!!!...(Sighs) But I guess it won't be all bad as soon as that bet is won. I'll get out of this with a happy wife and a happy life! Speaking of which, did you get that Surveillance Drone activated so we can watch my bet progress?
 * Miami: Don't know if we can. Even if we could figure out how to operate it without a genius mind like Zosimo, I don't think Nytrox would allow it.
 * Nanobyte: Then how are we gonna know about the mission?
 * Miami: "We wait for them to come back after such. They might not even have to DEAL with an Astro laser, they might just stop it's production dead in it's tracks."
 * Nanobyte: "Ughh...... Fine, have it your way. Those darn drones are always so darn difficult anyway!"

Chapter 2: The Keucans and Keubrics/A Tale of Conflicting Philosophies
Space. In the planet's asmosphire. In the center. Meanwhile...
 * The Lougers' van and a HA ship are seen traveling in space.
 * Eventally, they arrived to  a sector with three planets. On such planet was seen with a hole as big as a moon crater.
 * Mr. Dodo: "By jove! They were not jesting about the kind of damage these Astro-Laser thingies can do!"
 * Zosimo's voice: "And THAT'S from a defective one! A much more compidently buildt Astro-Laser would've turned Bengren into a new astroid belt!"
 * Spongebob: "(Gulp)."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, more reason to prevent these people from going Star Wars Empire on us and re-attempt their Death Star dreams then."
 * Hudson's voice: "Well said, louger, even though I mostly don't understood the reference."
 * Icky: "Again, you guys, got ALOT, to catch up. I mean, you already were when that elevader had one of our songs in it, so don't stop now!"
 * Samantha's voice: "I must recimend that we land onto the keucanic side of the planet. Keucans are more, friendly then the terratoral Keubrics."
 * Iago: "Well when your part of a nation being plauged by criminal synicates and terrorists, ya can't help but to be hostile to new things."
 * The ships travel closer to the planet Keuca.
 * Music was heard as the two ships enter the planet.
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, you know your in an island planet when you hear steriotypical island music."
 * Clifton's voice: ".... What are you talking about? I don't hear anything."
 * Icky: "And this is why I am trying to avoid making 4th wall jokes."
 * The ships approuched the biggest island, devided into two sections by a huge wall with barbed wires.
 * Gilda: "Please don't tell that Trump found this planet and became president of it."
 * Icky: "POLITICAL BURN?!"
 * The ships land.
 * As the heroes came out, they were quickly met with dancing hula-girl flamingo-eqsed creatures.
 * Iago: "Ladies."
 * Private: "Wow. The Keucans really are nice. They welcomed us like honored guests."
 * Hudson: "Well yeah. The Keucans believed in welcoming people like they're people. They're all about being accepting to others, even if they're incredability different then them."
 * The Lougers and HA Heroes were given Haweiian-like necklaces.
 * Icky: "Wow. Surprisingly neightberly for a planet with a huge warmonger controversey."
 * Gilda: "We're on the friendly side, dinkus."
 * ???: "Hello and welcome to Keuca."
 * A female Ostrich-like creature arrived in fine attire and approuched the group.
 * The female: "I am Stephenie Nicemile and I'll be the one who gives you all the tour of our lovely planet."
 * Trixie: "Wait, your name is "Nicemile"?"
 * Stephenie: "Indeed it is."
 * Trixie: "..... Uh, pardon my brashness, but, why are you named like that?"
 * Stephenie: "Oh, well, when your like the daughter of the president of the Keucanic side of Keuca, you tend to get the Nicemile name."
 * Icky: "HOLD UP! Your the daughter of one of the hotshots of this planet? You sure it's a good idea to give tours while your the daughter of a rich and politically powerful leader of a nation?"
 * Stephenie: "(Quietly) Ugh, words spoken like a certain Keubric I know. (Openly) I do understand the concern, but trust me, this is actselly a pretty safe career for someone of my status."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's just that, given this planet is normally troubled by criminals and fanactics from outside world, one would figure that someone of your status would play it safe. I'm surprised your father even allows this sort've folly."
 * Stephenie: "Trust me, my father is completely ok with me doing this. He even assigned me to this job. Though, why are you people concerned for a complete stranger you just met?"
 * Xandy: "We're here on offitcal hero business ma'am."
 * Stephenie lost her smile.
 * Stephenie: "(Deadpan) Let me guess. It concerns the Keubrics again, does it?"
 * Xandy: "Well, in throey it might, but we're giving them the benifit of the doubt and just assume that the rumors of a dangerious weapon are because of a few disobeyers and we're just here to keep the peace."
 * Stephenie: "(Groans)! Those darn idiotic anarchists are at it again!? I hate it when people only come here because of the Keubrics doing something stupid or to cause trouble! Ya know, little known fact, Keuca used to be a lovely island resort and one of the best vacation spots in the universes a long time ago, but then polotics started to get out of control when crime and terrorisum started to become a problem and- (Halts herself and regains her composure)..... Ahem! Sorry about that. I wasn't suppose to be angry. I'll be more then happy to explain our history during the tour."
 * Zosimo: "I wouldn't mind a tour. Might give those of us who are not native to these universes some insight of Keuca's past."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I suppose going about this mission via a scenic route will give us a chance to better understand out situation."
 * Stephenie: "Thank you. Oh and uh..... If you hear or seen some things blowing up, uh, try to mind that. It's just the Keubric's own "Air Force" being needlessly rough on some bad "visitors" again."
 * Icky: "Wait, run that by us again?"
 * A small exploudion was seen from the center of the city and Stephenie eventally lose her composure again and groaned.
 * Stephenie: "..... Hawkens......"
 * Zosimo: "Sounds like we came in while this world is being bothered by Iallog extremeists again! Everyone, let's see if we can help out in anyway!"
 * The group runs off as Stephenie was trying to stop them!
 * Stephenie: "Wait wait wait! You can't risk being seen by the Keubrics just yet! They're touchy about visitors?! Darn....."
 * A trio of fanactics, A camel-like creature, a monkey like creature, and an athro centoric spider being simuler to Scroop were seen having a stand off with a silluetted group.
 * Iallog Spider being: "WHO dares interfear with the messagers of our planet's salvation from war?!"
 * ???: "Ya'll didn't need to ask that terrorist. You already know the answer."
 * The silluettes dramaticly reveiled themselves as flight capable birds with air force attire. They were two hawk-eagle-eqsed creatures, a male and female. A Crane-like creature, a pterosaur with a savage and animalistic attatude wearing a spiked collar, a big fat but strong owl-like creature, and a bird simular to Icky.
 * Male Hawk-Eagle: "Radcliff Hawkens, badass leader of the Keubric Air Force! And you Iallogian extremists are under arrest for threatening to kidnap the daughter of the Keucan president."
 * Iallog Spider Being: "(Laughs)..... This wouldn't be because the son of the Keubric president is in love with President Nicemile's daughter, is it? Because I failed to see any other reason then that."
 * Hawkens: "HEY! My reason is STRICTLY to keep everyone safe from terrorisum, even if they're stuck-up politically correct morons like the Keucans!"
 * Iallog Spider Being: "Don't try to lie to me, boy. I, Sporok, know a lier when I see one. You are clearly protecting a city not in your force's juristition, and over the daughter of someone who's practicly your father's enemy."
 * Hawkens: "All of the planet Keuca IS my juristicion, you nasty little Spidklon!? Besides, WHY are you terrorist scum picking on these enemy cuddlers anyway? if your trying to inspire reality checks, then you offitcally failed as extremeists."
 * Sporok: "This has NOTHING to do with inspiring fear..... Well, not at mass level. We intend to kidnap the girl and use her blackmail to force her father out of inviting the goverment leaders respondsable for ruining our planet for a feast! He insults the pain my people and I go through by treating those monsters like people! Kidnapping his daughter and threaten to exicute her to post on a social media site will make her father reconsider, for it is a test of who he loves more, his daughter, or impressing the monsters my people dispised!?"
 * Hawkens looks offended and angered by Sporok's threat onto Stepehenie.
 * Sporok saw this and laughed.
 * Sporok: "Your face alone proves the truth. Ca-Mal! Summon your Bettle Borgs."
 * The Camel-Like creature (Ca-Mal): "Yes Sporok."
 * Ca-Mal brings out a remote control and presses some buttons, as their decloaking ship appeared in the sky, dropping down squadrens of Giant Erected robotic Beetle Creatures armed with lazer guns and lazer blades!
 * Sporok: "..... You bare no chance of surviveal against Ca-Mal's creations, Hawkens. You will die by their might, and hopefully, if your father the president of the Keubrics does care about you, it will then finally inspire the cowerd to stop bowing to The Grand Council and finally enact a war against Iallog to get rid of our goverment and bring true peace!"
 * Hawkens: "MORE LIKE TO COME AFTER YOU ANIMALS!?"
 * Sporok: "That much is true.... But he'll blame our goverment for our creation through their wars. If my death were to bring true peace to Iallog, then I shall welcome it's embrace. Until then, prepare to welcome the embrace of death."
 * The Bettle Borgs surrounded the Air Force group.
 * Sporok: "Any final words of typical Keubric nonsense before we send you to the doors of the afterlife?"
 * Hawkens: "..... Just one....... AIR FORCE, GO?!"
 * The Air Force flew up in an incredable might and sent some Beetle Borgs flying and crashing!
 * Sporok: "..... Those words will be forever recorded as an overly ambitious fool's final words before death.... Ca-Mal."
 * Ca-Mal had the Beetle Borgs to fly up and persue the Air Force!
 * Hawkens: "Ok team! Here's the plan! Cowl, Lucky, you two lead one group of these robo-bugs away, Shou Lin, you and Gore-Nado take another group, me and my sister Tracy will take the center group of these bugs! Once we devided these f*****s, we'll wreck them! GO!? THAT'S AN ORDER?!" (They saluted as they split up, leading the robotic insects in seperate directions)
 * Lord Shen: (The Lodgers drove their van and the HA drove their Globetrotter close to the battle behind secluded bushes)...Well, I must say, this planet seems a lot like Cuba.
 * Kowalski: Indeed. The fact that they had their own alternate version of the Cuban Missile Crisis, their sovereign history, the island-like setting.
 * Zosimo: (On communications) We don't know what this 'Cuba' is, but it sounds almost like a literal square island.
 * Cloakblade: Don't exactly see how an island can be square given tectonic sciences. They are usually circular and-
 * Skipper: Guys, that's now how it got it's name.
 * Kowalski: Yes. It's actually believed to mean 'where fertile land is abundant' in an ancient language.
 * Xandy:...Well, this world DOES have a lot of fertile land, too. A lot of plants can grow in nearly every corner. So, how's it looking over there?
 * Telthona: It seems that Radcliff Berous Hawkens and his squad are taking on the Iallogian war criminal Sporok and HIS platoon.
 * Savio: Who's that?
 * Telthona: The commander of the Keubrican Air Force. Son of Keubric's president Zybmus Hawkens.
 * Aurlena: And strangely enough, he's been rumored to have feelings for Stephanie.
 * Icky: Oh, great! Are we going to come across a Romeo and Juliet story here?
 * Aurlena: A what story?
 * Icky: A story where two people from feuding families fall in love and end up dying in the end.
 * Aurlena: Oh, God, no! Hopefully nothing like that. Their parents are more than aware of their relationship, but want to make sure it doesn't set people off.
 * Private: Then we need to do something!
 * Skipper: Let's see how this plays out first. It looks like those birds have it in the bag.
 * Pterosaur: (Shrieks at the Beetle Borgs and uses massive strength to crush them, making unintelligible muttering noises)
 * Crane-like Creature: Gore, those one-liners are not even that funny anymore. Let's just deal with the rest. (She wrestles with more Beetle Borgs and takes out a blaster that destroys the last of them)