Keucan Revolution

Keucan Revolution is the 49th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In the Alternate UUniverses, Keuca is a tropical island planet populated mostly by sentient birds that is like Cuba in almost many ways, though not culturally, as it almost caused a claimed planet-destroying period during the Interuniversal War during an illegal astro-laser smuggling operation which almost ended it's known feud against two nations: the Democratic Flightless Keucanics and the Republican Flight-Capable Keubrics, each of which have different cultures and understanding of worlds that actually conflict with each other, and have been fighting for control over the world itself until the Interuniversal War left them to separate into two territories that have both sides of the planet. However, these two nations still hate each other because it's basically like an alternate version on democrats and republicans getting along in the USA today, only at an extreme level. At one point, they did live together until typical conflicting and counter-views soured their friendships. The Keucans are against weapons and have banned them completely, they support atheism and have no serious religious restrictions, they support LGBT rights and abortions, respect private and public matters, only minorly patriotic but include other cultures to show "Symbols of Universealness", and they despise violence, preferring diplomatic means of settling conflict, among others. But the Keubrics are the exact opposite, as they have an increased right to bare arms, abide to 'religious freedoms' which means LGBT rights and abortions are banned (though certain exceptions are apparent), have restrictions on immigration which involves personal space-ruining procedures, favor needlessly-strict and unnecessary security procedures for 'the protection of the public' even if it violates certain rights of even pure loyalists, they take patriotism far too seriously as they end up looking like self-caring jerks when they're really just proud of their zeal and would react negatively when such zeal is challenged by even the nicest reality check ever, and they are infamous for being easily prone to declaring war on any race, even when they were only minimally inconvinenced by one mere rogue. Though despite these contradicting customs, they do symbolically protect each other as the Keubrics' militant action protects Keuca from hostile forces looking for easy pickings, and the Keucans' diplomacy prevents other races from despising Keuca's shortcomings. But the Lodgers and Heroes Act have been called here to investigate major concerns of a deadly weapon being made. Being done so by an infamous communist group known as The Equalists, consisting of rogue incredibly ruthless and militant Keubrics and Keucans that are actually the cause of the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis during the Interuniversal War, well, at least the part where a "Defective Astro-Laser" attacked a crime-ridden world and caused a giant hole in it, the rest wasn't even in their control as it was because of bad politics, bad hindsight, and because of rouge millaterry and civil unrest, have resurfaced after decades absence, to repeat their astro-laser smuggling operation, this time without fear of rebuttle from the Legion with full support from the Humans for obvious reasons. The Equalists plan to do this by framing the Keubrics for disasterous planetary strikes attacks and cause an uproar so bad that it eventually breaks the stubborn pride of the leaders, making them force the Keubrics to forsake their separation and re-unite with the Keucans, espeically in light of the fact that the Keubrics living seperately from the Keucans that it lead the Keubrics to have a very nasty reputation, which mostly seemed to help keep the Equalists obscured, as even the Legion of Dominant Races simply thought that the astro-lasers were there mostly because of the Keubrics being at their worse. It helped little that the Keubrics intended to do such a thing from the beginning. The Equalists, while extreme, only aim to unify their divided world to make it a better place by getting rid of everything and everyone that conflicts with them and 'equalize' Keuca for good, even if it means worlds have to be harmed by their astro-laser stockpile, though have toned them down to only create giant non-nuclear blasts in remote areas of the planet that create craters the size of those on moons, enough to cause panic to the rest of the targeted world but not enough to make the Keubrics look bad enough to cause a needless war, as the aim is to only bring outcry to make the Keubrics re-unite with the Keucans. As such, the misfits and the HA, with Gazelle's help, must halt this. But there's still the matter of stopping the Equalists overall, which includes their super-mutant/cyborg/necromorphic/near-god Xulture leader, Master Equinox, who was a former Keubric soldier who lived during the united days of Keuca until the dividing left him to subjugate himself with many controversial experiments to make him live long enough and become powerful enough to forever 'shape Keuca back the way it should be', even if it means becoming a communist through siding with the planet's infamous communist splinter cell and transforming it into what is known as the Equalists of today. What is to be Keuca's ultimate fate?

(To be played when Hawkens fights Master Equinox)

Transcript
Intro (The Great Gatsby- Filter- Happy Together)

Chapter 1: Planet Keuca
Hero Hive, During the Mid-End of the Last Episode Lounge Elsewhere, in the armory. A fancy restuarent. Inisde the dark crevages of the restuarent. Later... Later... Later... Cafeteria. Later... Briefing Room Now, when after the events of the last episode are completed AND when Gazelle had the vision. AUU Space. Hero Hive. Back at the Hero Hive... Later...
 * Xandy and Hudson were seen surrounded by the alot of villains.
 * Hundson: "...... You sure the new tecnec is gonna work?"
 * Xandy: "..... It's better then nothing."
 * Hudson then gets Xandy onto his shoulders, then flew up into the air with the villains looking on and aiming their weaponry at them!
 * Xandy: ".... 3...... 2...... 1?!"
 * Hudson spinned Xandy off of his shoulders!
 * Xandy spinned around areodimaticly, then fast flipped as she brought out her guns then proceed to fire and disarmed every villain!
 * Then Hudson began to flew quickly enough to trap the entire villain mob with a whirlwind, disorianting the disarmed villains!
 * Suddenly, A villain with a whip used it to snagged Hudson in the leg, stoping the process as Hudson yelped with a squack!
 * Xandy was surprised by the yelp and was smacked by a flying bug villain!
 * The two crashed into eachother as the Villains regained their weaponry and aimed at the group.
 * Hudson: "..... Your tecnec failed again."
 * Xandy: "Ugh.... It needs more practice.... OK ZOSIMO?! END THE SIMULATION!?"
 * Suddenly, the villains turned into holligrams and vanished as the wasteland they were in becomes a virtual room.
 * Hudson: "Ok, Zos, why did you had the Whip Master stop me from disorianting the villains and WHY did you had Mega-Bug harm Xandy when she wasn't looking?"
 * Zosimo: Well, they weren't nessersarly controled by me, but rather just following by their programming. These simulated villains are supposed to be like the real thing, ergo, they HAVE to be challenging... Depending upon the training level. Otherwise, they would've been inaccreate to the real thing.
 * Hudson:...Well, this is the hard level, you can't really blame him for that.
 * Xandy: (Sighs) Yeah, that's right. I think it's about time we gave this a break.
 * Zosimo: Very well. Just turn in your virtual training attire and virt-guns and you can go relax in the lounge. Plus, I've got some new video games for you to try out on the console...AND some new movies.
 * Xandy: Well, that's wonderful! What do you say, Huddy? Should we do movies or video games?
 * Hudson: Well, I'm starting to get the hang of using a video game controller with my wings, but I prefer the movies.
 * Xandy: Okay, then. But you might wanna wait for me because I gotta feed Nytrox.
 * Hudson: Take your time, honey. (The two kissed and they got changed and went out)
 * Both Magnum and Samantha are seen meditating while Aurlena was seen arm wreasling with Telthona.
 * Telthona: "Your handicaps are not match for REAL cyberconnectics, suger."
 * Aurlena: "Ohh, do WE like to talk rough!? Well get ready to be surprised what a "Handicap" can do!"
 * Telthona: (They ended up evenly matched as they kept on getting closer until they were pulled up again)...
 * Samantha: Uh, girls, you're both apparently evenly-matched in terms of strength. Just give it up.
 * Aurlena: No way, stalik! This battle isn't over until we have a winner! (Tries her hardest, making a funny face while doing so)
 * Telthona: HAD ENOUGH YET, YEERKAT?!?
 * Magnum: Girls, I think Samantha may be right. You've literally been at this for half an hour.
 * Aurlena: WE CAN...DO THIS...ALL DAY!
 * Magnum: Okay, enough of this! (Casts a spell that makes the both of them tired quicker as they fell to the ground sweating)
 * Aurlena:...Magnum, did you-
 * Magnum: Don't ask questions you know the answer to. It had to stop either way. Now, do something other than arm wrestling, because Grafatus knows that neither of you can win that game.
 * Telthona:...Wanna watch Zirago XV again?
 * Aurlena: Balls yeah, that movie is what I consider the best in that 50-movie series.
 * Samantha: I never thought that a movie franchise could be popular enough to guarantee over 50 movies.
 * Telthona: What can I say? A story about a space voyager who is 50% hated or 50% praised by the rest of the universe he lives in seems to be an interesting premise and can inspire a lot of good ideas.
 * Magnum: And as for watching it, I'm afraid you'll have to wait. We did buy some new movies and video games, so we need to give some people a chance to try them out.
 * Aurlena:...Crap, that's right. I've been dying to try out that new sequal to Pirates of Sigma Cross, the new God Zone game, these three new Xalcrom Wars games, and Magobah Outcry.
 * Samantha: Easy there, girls, just because we have new forms of entertainment, it doesn't mean we shouldn't try them out willy-nilly.
 * Hudson: Hey, guys!
 * Aurlena:...We're all girls.
 * Hudson: Does it really matter? Anyway, is the TV available for those new movies?
 * Magnum: Well, these two wanted to try the video games.
 * Hudson: Aw, dammit!
 * Aurlena:...Where's your girl?
 * Hudson: Feeding Nytrox.
 * Telthona: Yeah, cute troggle. Anyway, we were starting to look forward to playing these new games.
 * Hudson:...Well, I was looing forward to watching that new Pixxart Unleashed movie.
 * Zosimo: (Comes in) I'd settle for that new Honnus Paw's Adventures series, or the other ones I bought like Game Wars, Warduty, and a few recent Mimzy films like that remake of Pixollo and The Girl and the Harbin. Those are all cult classics.
 * Cloakblade: (Arrives) Arbasus, guys, how many movies and video games did you pick up?
 * Zosimo: 30 movies and 20 video games.
 * Cloakblade:...And how much did all those cost?
 * Telthona: Calm down, Cloakblade, it didn't cost that much.
 * Cloakblade: I hope not.
 * Xandy: (She comes in with Nytrox, who jumped onto Hudson and starting licking him) Hey, guys! Is the TV available?
 * Samantha: "We're caught in a debate on what to use the TV with."
 * Xandy: "Figures."
 * Clifton was seen exsamining a big blaster.
 * Clifton: "Ohh, yeah. I can wreck some serious villain s*** with this baby! I love being a Class III Hero!"
 * Vancer: "I would recimend being care with that, Cliff. From what the computer said, that's a Mark 10 Classification Huncus BNG-886 Plasmablast Gun.
 * Clifton: Yeah, it's Teel Gosa Huncus' weapon series, what's not to like about this f*****?
 * Vancer: Well, if you must already know, it uses concentrated concussive bolts of superheated green plasma that, upon impact, could blast through titanium like it was Styrofoam. The blast is devastating to anyone within a 10ft radius. One minor misfire with that baby, and it goes off like fireworks in a Warbothian Celebration."
 * Clifton: "Pfft! I know what I'm doing. Right Peepers and Jeepers?"
 * The two bots were seen nervious hiding behind an engry sheild, as the both of them nerviously gave a thumbs up.
 * Vancer: "..... Repair bots hiding behind sheilds..... Not a good sign."
 * Clifton: "Aw come on guys, have alittle more faith in me then that!"
 * Vancer: "I'm just saying that even for a Class III, it's not generally a good idea to mess with a Mark 10 Classified Weapon. Your way better off leaving the thing alone!"
 * Clifton: "Well what's it doing here waiting to be used in the armory if it wasn't meant to be used?"
 * Vancer: "It's sort've like, an emergency weapon. Like, in the case we would need it against a super-weapon or something. I mean, isn't that why a lot of police forces and rebellions around the UUniverses carry them just in case?"
 * Clifton: "Up, that's the thing with life! Who's to say we can and can't use it when we never know WHEN a super-weapon problem shows up!"
 * Vancer: "You contradicted yourself! We indeed CAN'T! That means it'll just as likely NOT happen as it would happen!"
 * Clifton: "Oh, why are you such a stick in the Gravenousian mud?"
 * Vancer: "I'm just advising you to not mess with the damn thing."
 * Zosimo: "(Comes in and clears his throat). And you would be wise to take Vancer's word into consideration, Cliff. (Takes out a card with the same gun on it) The trading cards of that thing are VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY specific about it's power, so... (Takes the gun) This gun ain't beginner friendly! It's best to leave the damn thing alone unless a situation calls for it!"
 * Clifton: "Ok, ok, Zossy, don't get your gears into a twist!"
 * Zosimo: "Good.... Now, do y'all mind telling me where Nano and Miami are?"
 * Vancer: "Uh, beats, me, Zosimo."
 * Clifton: "Uh, nope! Haven't seen them! (Chuckles nerviously)......."
 * Zosimo: "........ They've gone dating again, have they?"
 * Vancer: "At Le Shuckers."
 * Clifton: "VANCE?!"
 * Vancer: "He pretty much found out anyway, so what point is there to lying?!"
 * Zosimo: "DAG NABBIT!? Those two spend more time giving each-other googly eyes then they do waiting for missions!?"
 * Clifton: "Look in all fairness, the Grand Council made NO rules about us having social lives."
 * Zosimo: "True, but that doesn't give Nano and Miami an excuse to lollygag around and run the risk of missing out on a mission! Ugh, I'm sending a G5 Surveillance Drone to find them!" (A green, blue, and yellow drone flew off)
 * Nanobyte and Miami in fancy dresses are seen enjoying a classy meal.
 * Miami: "Oh.... Nan..... This is a lovely dinner."
 * Nanobyte: "Only the best for my best gal.... Plus, we can send the bill to the Grand Council, so the dinner is pre-paid-for."
 * Miami: "Oh Nano, you and your little sceames."
 * Nanobyte: "But that's besides the point...... Mi..... There's uh, something I want to ask you for awhile now since we became an item. (Brings up a black box). (Struggles with it), Miami, would, (struggles with opening it), would you, (struggles still), you, (opens it finally) YEAH! There we go! Ahem! Miami, would you, marry me- (Plops down cause of the box's waight with the diamond ring)! DOW?! WOW, THIS RARIUM CUT RING IS FREAKING HEAVY!? Ow!?"
 * Miami gasped in amazement.
 * Miami: "You.... Got me a Rarium Ring? But they're unbelieveably expensive! How did you get such a thing?"
 * Miami takes the box and the jewel off of him.
 * Nanobyte: "Well, it pays to have an uncle who's a jeweler and a former rarium miner on Occolo who is more than happy to give this sort've thing for free. Like I said. Only the best for my best gal."
 * Miami: ".....Occolo? Literally the richest source of rarium in the UUniverses?!? EVEN THE CORE IS 89% RARIUM!! Oh, Nano, this all so sudden."
 * Nanobyte: "We've only been dating eachother since the Pharagu insodent, late last year?"
 * Miami: "Well, I meant, I never expected you to propose to me so soon, I.... I kinda figured you would take your time...."
 * Nanobyte: "Ugh..... Let me guess..... No? Look, if you want to wait until you feel ready, that's fine and-"
 * Miami grabs Nanobyte.
 * Miami: "..... That wasn't a no, my lovable goof-ball. Of chourse I'll marry you..... But, I would rather it be on a further date from now. It still feels too sudden."
 * Nanobyte: "(laughs), Sounds like a plan for me!"
 * The two were about to kiss until a waiter bot came in.
 * Waiter Bot: "Par-don me, mesures, but an HA probe came in asking for you two by name. It said it has a message from Zosimo."
 * Nanobyte: "And alchourse Zosimo the Buzzkill strikes again! Can it NOT get worse!"
 * Waiter Bot: "Oh. By the way. Here's your bill."
 * Nanobyte: "Oh, eh, I already told your friend that the Grand Council will cover that."
 * Waiter Bot: "Error: New Restuarent Policy forbids the useage of tabs to discourage freeloading."
 * Nanobyte: "WHAT!? Since when?!"
 * Waiter Bot: "Rather recently after your initial request was made. I am not programmed to make the rules, I only follow them."
 * Nanobyte: "BUT HOW ELSE AM I GONNA PAY FOR YOUR OUTRAGIOUS PRICES FOR EVEN JUST SOME SOUP IF I CAN'T HAVE THE GRAND COUNCIL COVER FOR ME!?"
 * Waiter Bot: "(Beeps for a bit). Management response: We have some few suggestions based on your current size."
 * Hidious squirrel-like rat creatures are seen eating a left-over of a dropped piece of food.
 * Nanobyte was seen sneaking about with a rat poison-like substence-loaded gun.
 * Nanobyte: "(Quietly) I can't believe I'm being made to go Gorgonmano Vrat hunting just to pay off a bill! GEEZ, I hate this species. They sometimes hurt little guys like me. (Sighs) I guess that's the price I pay for relying on a government to pay my checks. (Writing on wrist) Note to self, next time, be sure to actselly bring exact money next time! Lesson learned I guess."
 * Nanobyte jumped out and aimed the gun at the creatures!
 * Nanobyte: "ALL RIGHT, UGLIES, BY THE ORDER OF THE HA, YOU HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO LEAVE THE LE SHUCKERS RESTUARENT OR FACE POISIONIOUS DEATH!?"
 * The creatures only blankly stared at Nano, unimtimidated by him.
 * Nanobyte:...Don't make me use this damn thing!
 * Vrat #1: (Laughs) Hey fellas, looky here! A small fry who thinks itself a human!
 * Nanobyte: (Sighs) It had to be semi-sentient pests!
 * Vrat #2: HEY, WHO'RE YOU CALLING 'PEST'? YOU'RE more of a pest than us!
 * Vrat #1: Whaddiya say, boys? Should we teach him a lesson on respecting privacy? (The vrats squealed in agreement)
 * Nanobyte: OKAY, YOU ASKED FOR IT! (They take the gun, take off the poison container, smash the gun, and dispose of the container by throwing it down a trash receptacle)...
 * Nanobyte was seen screaming like a girl as the creatures snarled and growled chasing him!
 * Nanobyte: "I DON'T WANNA BE GORGONMANO CHOW?!"
 * Vrat #1: YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHT OF THAT EARLIER, TINY!!
 * Nanobyte: AND I JUST GOT REMINDED OF MY SIZE DEGRADING ME WITH BULLIES!!
 * Vrat #4: OH, YEAH?!? WELL, BULLYING WILL BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS WHEN WE'RE THROUGH WITH YOU!! (A vrat appears in front of him as he flicks him to the others)
 * Vrat #1: Aww, isn't he cute, boys? Let's say we introduce him to our stomachs!
 * Vrat #5: YEAH! His is named Gorline, his is named Chuck, his is named Orm, hers is named Lili, and MINE is named Zoop.
 * Vrat #1:...Let's just eat him. I bet this little gimp is gonna supply enough calories to last us 2 days. (They all cheered until the vrats were poisoned by Miami, as they suffocated and fell dead)
 * Miami:...Honey, are you okay?
 * Nanobyte:...Yeah, thanks to you!
 * Miami: Well, I guess this means the labor is done, and we've paid enough of a price. Let's head back to the Hero Hive, and...(Sighs) Face the scorn of the others.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, I'm sure they won't take it THAT hard!
 * Zosimo: (They were in an empty room) Alright, you two lovers! What you did is a serious breach of Heroes Act protocol! You left the Hero Hive without consent and you tried to charge the Grand Council money!
 * Nanobyte: Zosimo, we-
 * Zosimo: I don't want ANY of your excuses! Nanobyte, I'd normally have you taken down a hero class, but until we actually GET a leading hero into our ranks, Calixto is the one who does that. I'm just serving as a partial leader because of my intelligence. But you're lucky that incidents like this aren't enough to bring you down a class. As for Miami, you won't be that charged since Nanobyte was the one who did a lot of the offense. I've already called Calixto, and he's already going to decide what to do with you momentarily.
 * Nanobyte:...I...(Miami looked unamusingly at him)...At least...the punishment might not be that bad.
 * Nanobyte: WE ARE OFF-DUTY FOR THE WEEK?!?
 * Calixto: Not just that, but you are going to be doing a lot of chores until further notice. While I am pleased that you two are now engaged, it doesn't excuse your actions. Say, Xandy? You think you've trained your troggle to keep an eye on them while they work?
 * Xandy: Oh, Nytrox is pretty funny when it comes to that sort of stuff. He's bigger than both of them.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, ha-ha, you're hilarious.
 * Calixto: Then I guess it's settled. You two are off-duty and on chore duty for the week, and I'm counting on Nytrox to keep an eye on you.
 * Nanobyte: BUT HE'S JUST A TROGGLE!
 * Xandy: (Laughs) Don't underestimate a troggle's intelligence. They are among the most intelligent pets in the UUniverses. They can handle a job perfectly. In police forces, their intelligence is on full display, and they rootin-tootin don't show no mercy.
 * Nanobyte:...And how are we supposed to do these chores when we're too small to do them?
 * Calixto: I'm sure you can get the hang of it. Calixto out. (He cuts transmission)
 * Xandy:...Well, you two, it's decided. Here comes your first wedding favor. (Takes a small mop) Now swab the deck!
 * Nanobyte:...(Grunts gibberish as the two took it and left)
 * Xandy:...Nytrox, you know what to do!
 * Nytrox: (Barks and follows them)
 * Miami: "(Cleaning the room with Nano)..... For what it was worth Nano, that was still a great dinner.... A shame it ended, kinda painfully."
 * Nanobyte: "Lession learned then. We don't do anymore stupid stuff like that."
 * Miami: "Agreed. It would be inconvinent if we were still doing these chores and yet a mission pops up and-"
 * Nanobyte: "Careful! Karma is a tricky little sneak! What you just said might actselly happen!"
 * Miami: "Oh what are even the odds of that even-"
 * Nanobyte: HIGH! WAY HIGH! I mean, karma is a serious b**** when it comes to this being a cartoon, and...huh...why didn't it happen?...Eh, I guess it was a close ca-
 * (Zosimo): (On communications) All Heroes Act members, minus Nanobyte and Miami, please report to briefing. The Grand Council has detected concerns about rumors of an astro-laser being created.
 * Nanobyte:... AN ASTRO-LASER?!? AS IN, A NUCLEAR LASER DESIGNED TO DESTROY PLANETS?!? AW, F*** S*** F*** F*** GODDAMN F*** SON OF A S*** VRAT!!! A WEAPON LIKE THAT IS WORTHY OF MY SABOTAGING CAPABILITIES!!! THIS PUNISHMENT HAD TO OCCUR IN A GREAT MISSION LIKE THAT?!? (Nytrox growls at them) Whoa, easy there, boy. (Tries to pet him until he snaps at him) YIPE!? Easy, it was just frustration! I'm working, okay? I mean, for God's sake, you feel bad when Xandy leaves on missions without you.
 * Nytrox: (Mimics 'work!')
 * Miami: Easy there, Nytrox! (Pets him) Nanobyte is just a little huffy. Honey, you're at least lucky that last comment didn't upset him like it did last time. He's only doing what his master told him to do. (Scratches Nytrox) Besides, I'm sure those heroes will do well even without you.
 * Nanobyte: Oh, phhhhhbbbbbbt! I bet they're going to regret leaving us behind. I'm the best saboteur they got, bar none!
 * Miami: They don't regret ANYTHING, honey. Surely you would know that. Now stop wasting time. We need to get to the toilets.
 * Nanobyte: I still say they'll regret it. I'll BET they will.
 * Miami:... Okay, then! A bet it is! (Nytrox growls) Easy, boy, this'll only take a second. When you win, we get married immediately. (Nanobyte squees in joy)... And if you lose, we have to postpone the wedding... FOR A LONG TIME!... Oh, and you need to help Xandy give Nytrox his next bath. (Nytrox mimics a laugh)
 * Nanobyte:... I don't know if I should... But...a quick wedding sounds awesome! Uh... Alright, then. Deal!
 * Miami: (Giggles, and nudges Nytrox) This is going to be amusing, huh? (Nytrox nods yes) Alright, it's back to chores for us. We don't want Nytrox to stand here all day.
 * Nanobyte: Provided the toilets aren't that-
 * Nanobyte: (The toilets were the ultimate filthy)... OH, GOD! WHOEVER DID THAT IS EITHER A SICKO OR IN DESPERATE NEED TO CHANGE THEIR DIET?! (Nytrox mimics laughter) Yeah, laugh while you can, poochie, but as soon as I win this bet, I'm going to be making some SERIOUS love by the end of the week.
 * Miami: (Scoffs) ("More like the biggest mistake you've ever made, hon.")
 * Zosimo: Alright, everyone. Though Nanobyte and Miami will be absent, which means we'll need alternate sources of sabotage, it still won't stop us from the mission at hand. Calixto will be calling at any moment, and we need to be as prepared as possible. Has everyone got the necessary equipment?
 * Clifton: We have.
 * Zosimo: Good. (Does key-commands on a control panel on the wall that starts up the front screen and the holo-table)
 * Clifton:... To be honest, Samantha, I never thought that Nanobyte and Miami would get engaged right away.
 * Samantha: Oh, it's nothing new obviously. I mean, they had been dateing for a year and a half since the Pharagu insodent, so it's likely to be expected. Love doesn't believe in taking it's sweet time when it comes to it. Nor does it respect bounderies. (Giggles), Remember when Xandy had a crush on you?
 * Xandy: OHHH, you HAD to bring that up! I mean, I don't see how it's not possible for other females of my species to fall for you. What exactly MAKES you so attractive other than your looks?
 * Samantha: His charisma, his determination, his wisdom, and his warrior spirit. That's what makes US a couple. YOU just loved him for his looks, just like every other female of your species.
 * Xandy: Momentary confusion is all. Yeesh, I HATED that time. It made me feel as stupid as the other females. I even ended up making us looked bad in front of the VA villains. Heck, they pretty much had to be the ones to snap me out of it! As much as I appresiated that, that Screeched Death guy kinda went extreme about it.
 * Samantha: "Alot of Dark Magilo users go about things rather extremely."
 * Hudson: On the positive note, Xandy. At least you didn't get out of that situation single.
 * Xandy: Oh, of course not. You seem to be like me in so many ways. Thrill-seeking and full of joy. Wishing to be great heroes. We both even kicked the asses of the Villains Act before we even met.
 * Hudson: I guess... Heroism and bravery are contagious in these UUniverses. (The two hugged)
 * Calixto: (He was seen on the board-screen)... Heroes Act heroes, this mission is something quite difficult. It's another mission that you won't be able to accomplish alone, so I'm suggesting that we call the Lodgers when this is over.
 * Xandy: Already got them on speed-dial.
 * Calixto: Good. Now then, our mission will take you to the Planet Keuca. (A hologram of said planet appears on the holo-table and the planet itself appears on screen as it's status and other information appears)... This planet, mainly because of certain kinds of inhapients, is quite known for it's history in the Interuniversal War, particularly the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis of 1957. We have reason to suspect that there is a weapon being built there. No doubt it might be an astro-laser.
 * Vancer: (Chuckles) An astro-laser? I bet if Nanobyte were here now, he'd be jealous.
 * Magnum: Quiet, Vance.
 * Calixto: So in case this IS an astro-laser, there's no doubt that it can't be good. We need to go there and find out what's up. I'll fill in more details when the Lougers come in.
 * Xandy: "I'll make the call, sir."
 * The communicator begins ringing!
 * Spongebob picks it up.
 * Spongebob: "Yello, Shell Louge Squad, Spongebob speaking..... Oh Hey Xandy...... What's that? You need us to investigate rumors surrounding a controverseal fuedulent demockiry island planet of birds with a known history of messing with something they shouldn't've? The Grand Council said it was urgent? Well, ok, we'll be on our way. We just need to drop Kairi off first."
 * Icky: "..... Ok, NOW they did."
 * Shifu: "Miss Gazelle, it appears you have been giving your first mission as a Uniter to protect a universe from a massive threat."
 * Gazelle: "Really? This, thing about Garble didn't count?"
 * Icky: "You were kinda underused in this episode, so yeah, this adventure didn't count cause you didn't get to do jacksqaut."
 * Gazelle: "..... In that case, I'll do whatever I can to stop what's happening."
 * The Louger Van arrives from the portal and enters AUU space.
 * Icky: "So, Sponge, did Xandy give any details about what's going on."
 * Spongebob: "I think we're mostly gonna be involved with a controverseal planet known for an infamous super-weapon issue."
 * Skipper: "Ahh, a simple put a rouge-state planet in line mission, eh? Good enough for me."
 * The Lougers arrived.
 * Calixto: "Thanks for coming Lougers. Here's what you need to know about the situation. (Holograms pop up). Keuca is a known demockcracy policy fuedulent planet with a bit of a controverseal rap sheet.... Mainly from it's republican side. Or "The Keubrics" if you need to name them. They earned that when they were attempting to create an Astro-laser weapon, seemingly and most likely to use it to intimidate some of Keuca's several foes into paying "due" tribute to the Keubric side, though some harsher critics claimed the Keubrics wanted to flat out destroy their enemies, no questions asks, over the atrosities individual terror groups or criminal synicates of those planets did to them back when they used to be unionised with their more peaceful and democratic neightbers, the Democratic Keucanics, or, Keucans if you prefer. The Astro-Laser the Keubrics used was.... Thankfully defective. It had no neuclear capabilities and wasn't powerful enough when it was used to attack a remote part of the planet Bengren, a planet that housed alot of criminal synicates that plauged Keuca and caused their unionship with the Keucans to end. They also had abit of a proxy feud against each-other over the control of the planet, which lead to the legion to beleive that the Keubrics were gonna destroy their own world just to be rid of the Keucans! Though the Keubrics had insisted that they wouldn't've done that to their own planet, the legion wasn't gonna take the chance as we had the faulty Astro-Laser destroyed, along with their attempts to make slightly better ones and taken away their skematics for future events. The controversey was bad enough that it semi-ended their feud with the Keubrics and the Keucans, though it doesn't really change their feelings torwords eachother for basic repubilcan and democrate reasons. Bengren was very lucky it only gotten a crater worthy of being part of an inhapitable moon from that Astro Laser. Those things normally tend to be the worse."
 * Gazelle: "...... Are they by chance, birds?"
 * Calixto: "Oh, well miss, that's very easy, Keuca is a bird planet after all and- Wait, are you suppose to be here?"
 * Icky: "Don't worry, while not a member, she's kinda our universe's local space messiah. She's here cause she predicted that it's possable some of those bird-brains are trying to re-do their death star-wanna-be projects again."
 * Calixto: ".... Well, if she's ok with you, then I guess I won't mind much. Anyway. We have reason to believe that the Keubrics are being motivated to make a new astro-laser because ONCE AGAIN, they took the terrorists of the planet Iallog too seriously again. Honestly, thanks to Iallog being continuiously at war with each-other, it's generating a massive terrorist problem for the rest of us. Certain such terror groups from Iallog are bothering stronger worlds like the Keubric side of Keuca because they want interuniverseal interfearence to force outsider forces to rid the world of each of their incompident feuding leaders and introduse true peace into the planet. Those guys meant well, but they're doing it in a way that doesn't speak well for the society as a whole. Iallog seems to like the war because, though it seems understandably wrong in one's eyes, it doesn't seem fit to end it for a long time since it's practically their norm. Nevertheless, the Grand Council is still debating whether or not we should fix that mess of a planet. But I diegressed. For whatever reason, you need to put those birds in their place again. And, try to mind the Keubrics denial of otherwise. It could easily be because they don't want to be scrutinised again for the actions."
 * Clifton: "We'll keep strict and firm about it, sir."
 * Calixto: "Good. Calixto out."
 * The hologram ended.
 * Gazelle: "...... Ya know, he had a really BIG moustache."
 * Icky: I know, right? Also...what other planets were he talking about?
 * Xandy: Well, Keuca has been at conflict with many planets in the past, especially during the Interuniversal War. Bengren is a world where piracy, raiding, and survival are the norm and people do whatever they can to survive, and they've done this for so long, they profit from it. The worse that place has ever suffered in the wings of the Keubrics is an astro-laser crater that, though not destroying the planet because of limits, nearly caused the planet's mass to get imbalanced. Iallog, however, is a world where WAR is the norm. That war has lasted a LOOONG time, and it has done good and bad things. Good things including inspiring heroism for the rest of our UUniverses, especially during the Villains Act.
 * Vancer: Not to mention the adrenaline rushes.
 * Lord Shen:... Never thought war could be such a great sport in these UUniverses.
 * Iago: Yeah, well they've had a different villainy scale than us, what did you expect?
 * Xandy: Though the bad stuff about the war is that it created terrorists that plan to do interplanetary attacks to emphasize that they need their world to change to true peace. They mean well, and the goverments of Iallog ARE a legit problem that does need to be addressed. All the leaders of each of those nations are legitamently either corrupt or blinded by their own idealogical beliefs that they don't see making endless war as truely awful. Those incompident political clowns DO legitamently need to be out of office! Problem is, even then, terrorests are not the only thing the wars there created. It also spawned conquest groups and millitas there! Even IF we were to get rid of one major problem, more will take their place!  This reason, of course, is why this set the Grand Council into conflict about what to do about the situation, and still do to this very day. These two planets have groups that do whatever they want with Keuca if it means they reach their goals, and the Keubric side of the world have become strongly motivated to basicly punish Bengren and Iallog and forcefully change these worlds with whatever's nessersary!
 * Private: "That's awful!"
 * Telthona: It is troubling, yes, but would you REALLY want to change a world's norm just because you view it a different way? Some worlds in the past have proven that they can't change their norm THAT easily.
 * Icky: We DEFINITELY know the feeling. We have this world in our UUniverses called Warface, and though we took out the source of the war, it has proven that it will take some years, decades, or maybe even centuries, to change their ways. The nations of the world no longer fight eachother, which is a big plus, but the years of creating their own terrorists, rebelions and the like means that Warface won't stop justifying it's name sake any time soon, unfortunately. And it's likely the same with that Iallog place. Even if we get rid the major shorce, it's other problems aren't just gonna die out because of the shorce got removed. If anything, the other problems will be given the torch to continue what is wrong with that world.
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. It wouldn't be wise or right to change what worlds are most comfortable with because of our opposing views.
 * Xandy: Yeah. But that's what these three worlds themselves can't see, justified or not. What we CAN do is end this astro-laser crisis before it escalates.
 * SpongeBob: That's what you called us here for, anyway, so let's get to it.
 * Zosimo: "Now, even though the Keubrics have a history of being serious risk takers and the fact that they ARE guilty of this sort've thing before, it wouldn't hurt to give them the benifit of the doubt. It's possable this new astro-laser issue could be because of it's millaterry rebeling against the goverment or someone in the govermental system has went rouge and went behind his superiors back in a well-meaning but dangerious mission to protect Keuca from the criminal synicates of Bengren and the terrorists of Iallog."
 * Lord Shen: "Agreed. No need to needlessly make enemies out of certain people for something that could purely be the fault of invidual rouges. Let us get the full story first before we start something we might not be able to finish."
 * Magnum: "Then I guess it's off to the Delta universe."
 * Icky: "Ya know, we seem to kinda visit that place alot, have you noticed? The majority of the problems we face seem to be in that universe. What, is that universe like the problem child universe?"
 * Spyro: It's nothing but a coincidence, it's not anything important.
 * Cloakblade: He's right. There's over a hundred conflicts in these UUniverses, made during a distant war or conflict, or by the Villains Act. I mean, that's why we exist, correct?
 * Xandy: Yeah. And I guess down sides include making more enemies, it also means we can bring in new heroes. Though heroes were partially non-existent during the Villains Act, that doesn't mean heroism itself can be purged.
 * Cloakblade: Indeed. Villains have no purpose without heroes opposing them, and even the Villains Act knew that. They just needed to control it the same way we control villainy currently. The Villains Act knew the concept of evil far more than any other villain within our history. We-
 * Tito: WE GET IT, MAN! A YIN NEEDS A DAMN YANG, NOW LET'S GO!!
 * Cloakblade:...Sorry, you do not have to be so fussy about it.
 * Francis: Yeah, I'm with her, pipsqueak!
 * Tito: WHO'RE YOU CALLING PIPSQUEAK, FRANKY?!?
 * Francis: Francis, Francis...(In his face) FRANCIS!!!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! We must move immediately. (Tito raspberries at Francis until Lord Shen looks angrily at him)
 * Zosimo: Great! Thankfully, this will be a perfect chance for us to test out our new vehicles.
 * Skipper: You mean like ones outside the ship you used before?
 * Zosimo: Yeah. We've been planning to create vehicles since the Villains Act fell. We're currently working on a space cruiser to carry whatever feels useful. It's still in schematic work, unfortunately, but we WERE able to create a mobile command center called the Globetrotter that can easily be carried by our dropship.
 * Shenzi: Well, damn, honey, you guys have been busy. But our van kinda serves as a mobile command center as well.
 * Zosimo: Let's be honest, we needed one of our own since you're not always around. We only call you guys when a threat is too big to be handled alone. We've already handled a lot of invasions on countless planets, and always come out on top.
 * Clifton: Yeah, the invasions and fighting space vikings, pirates, and bandits are always fun. We've done them so many times, we've become masters at it. Helps that our virtual training course can simulate an infinite variety of environments and enemies.
 * Baloo: Good for you, let's get going. (They took off in their respective space transportation)
 * Nanobyte: (He was vomiting into a toilet)
 * Miami: That's right, let it all out. (Nanobyte finished, but he ended up slipping into the toilet as he gurgle-groaned in disgust)...(Sighs) This is going to be a LOOONG night.
 * Nanobyte: (Was in a sink taking a bath, gurgling, then surfaced while scrubbing himself) BLECH! Vomit water! Smelled even MORE vile than poo water! (He dunked his head in and gurgled)
 * Miami: Honey, can you stop doing that? It's creepy!
 * Nanobyte: (Surfaces) Not until the vomit-y grossness is out of my mouth! (Nytrox mimics small chuckles) OH, SHUT UP, YOU SMARTY MUTT!!
 * Miami: Honey, be nice!
 * Nanobyte: (Sighs) And Calixto STILL thinks I can handle chores that are beyond my size! Even with your help, I'm not as much good with chores as I am with sabotaging. I've been accidentally flushed down toilets 19 times, and almost got eaten by vrats and alganors! IF YOU ASK ME, CHORES IS FATAL TO A CREATURE LIKE ME!!!...(Sighs) But I guess it won't be all bad as soon as that bet is won. I'll get out of this with a happy wife and a happy life! Speaking of which, did you get that Surveillance Drone activated so we can watch my bet progress?
 * Miami: Don't know if we can. Even if we could figure out how to operate it without a genius mind like Zosimo, I don't think Nytrox would allow it.
 * Nanobyte: Then how are we gonna know about the mission?
 * Miami: "We wait for them to come back after such. They might not even have to DEAL with an Astro laser, they might just stop it's production dead in it's tracks."
 * Nanobyte: "Ughh...... Fine, have it your way. Those darn drones are always so darn difficult anyway!"

Chapter 2: The Keucans and Keubrics/A Tale of Conflicting Philosophies
Space. In the planet's asmosphire. In the center. Meanwhile... Elsewhere. Hawkens' Location Cutaway Present Museum. Flashback. Present Communication room. Later.
 * The Lougers' van and a HA ship are seen traveling in space.
 * Eventally, they arrived to  a sector with three planets. On such planet was seen with a hole as big as a moon crater.
 * Mr. Dodo: "By jove! They were not jesting about the kind of damage these Astro-Laser thingies can do!"
 * Zosimo's voice: "And THAT'S from a defective one! A much more compidently buildt Astro-Laser would've turned Bengren into a new astroid belt!"
 * Spongebob: "(Gulp)."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, more reason to prevent these people from going Star Wars Empire on us and re-attempt their Death Star dreams then."
 * Hudson's voice: "Well said, louger, even though I mostly don't understood the reference."
 * Icky: "Again, you guys, got ALOT, to catch up. I mean, you already were when that elevader had one of our songs in it, so don't stop now!"
 * Samantha's voice: "I must recimend that we land onto the keucanic side of the planet. Keucans are more, friendly then the terratoral Keubrics."
 * Iago: "Well when your part of a nation being plauged by criminal synicates and terrorists, ya can't help but to be hostile to new things."
 * The ships travel closer to the planet Keuca.
 * Music was heard as the two ships enter the planet.
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, you know your in an island planet when you hear steriotypical island music."
 * Clifton's voice: ".... What are you talking about? I don't hear anything."
 * Icky: "And this is why I am trying to avoid making 4th wall jokes."
 * The ships approuched the biggest island, devided into two sections by a huge wall with barbed wires.
 * Gilda: "Please don't tell that Trump found this planet and became president of it."
 * Icky: "POLITICAL BURN?!"
 * The ships land.
 * As the heroes came out, they were quickly met with dancing hula-girl flamingo-eqsed creatures.
 * Iago: "Ladies."
 * Private: "Wow. The Keucans really are nice. They welcomed us like honored guests."
 * Hudson: "Well yeah. The Keucans believed in welcoming people like they're people. They're all about being accepting to others, even if they're incredability different then them."
 * The Lougers and HA Heroes were given Haweiian-like necklaces.
 * Icky: "Wow. Surprisingly neightberly for a planet with a huge warmonger controversey."
 * Gilda: "We're on the friendly side, dinkus."
 * ???: "Hello and welcome to Keuca."
 * A female Ostrich-like creature arrived in fine attire and approuched the group.
 * The female: "I am Stephenie Nicemile and I'll be the one who gives you all the tour of our lovely planet."
 * Trixie: "Wait, your name is "Nicemile"?"
 * Stephenie: "Indeed it is."
 * Trixie: "..... Uh, pardon my brashness, but, why are you named like that?"
 * Stephenie: "Oh, well, when your like the daughter of the president of the Keucanic side of Keuca, you tend to get the Nicemile name."
 * Icky: "HOLD UP! Your the daughter of one of the hotshots of this planet? You sure it's a good idea to give tours while your the daughter of a rich and politically powerful leader of a nation?"
 * Stephenie: "(Quietly) Ugh, words spoken like a certain Keubric I know. (Openly) I do understand the concern, but trust me, this is actselly a pretty safe career for someone of my status."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, it's just that, given this planet is normally troubled by criminals and fanactics from outside world, one would figure that someone of your status would play it safe. I'm surprised your father even allows this sort've folly."
 * Stephenie: "Trust me, my father is completely ok with me doing this. He even assigned me to this job. Though, why are you people concerned for a complete stranger you just met?"
 * Xandy: "We're here on offitcal hero business ma'am."
 * Stephenie lost her smile.
 * Stephenie: "(Deadpan) Let me guess. It concerns the Keubrics again, does it?"
 * Xandy: "Well, in throey it might, but we're giving them the benifit of the doubt and just assume that the rumors of a dangerious weapon are because of a few disobeyers and we're just here to keep the peace."
 * Stephenie: "(Groans)! Those darn idiotic anarchists are at it again!? I hate it when people only come here because of the Keubrics doing something stupid or to cause trouble! Ya know, little known fact, Keuca used to be a lovely island resort and one of the best vacation spots in the universes a long time ago, but then polotics started to get out of control when crime and terrorisum started to become a problem and- (Halts herself and regains her composure)..... Ahem! Sorry about that. I wasn't suppose to be angry. I'll be more then happy to explain our history during the tour."
 * Zosimo: "I wouldn't mind a tour. Might give those of us who are not native to these universes some insight of Keuca's past."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, I suppose going about this mission via a scenic route will give us a chance to better understand out situation."
 * Stephenie: "Thank you. Oh and uh..... If you hear or seen some things blowing up, uh, try to mind that. It's just the Keubric's own "Air Force" being needlessly rough on some bad "visitors" again."
 * Icky: "Wait, run that by us again?"
 * A small exploudion was seen from the center of the city and Stephenie eventally lose her composure again and groaned.
 * Stephenie: "..... Hawkens......"
 * Zosimo: "Sounds like we came in while this world is being bothered by Iallog extremeists again! Everyone, let's see if we can help out in anyway!"
 * The group runs off as Stephenie was trying to stop them!
 * Stephenie: "Wait wait wait! You can't risk being seen by the Keubrics just yet! They're touchy about visitors?! Darn....."
 * A trio of fanactics, A camel-like creature, a monkey like creature, and an athro centoric spider being simuler to Scroop were seen having a stand off with a silluetted group.
 * Iallog Spider being: "WHO dares interfear with the messagers of our planet's salvation from war?!"
 * ???: "Ya'll didn't need to ask that terrorist. You already know the answer."
 * The silluettes dramaticly reveiled themselves as flight capable birds with air force attire. They were two hawk-eagle-eqsed creatures, a male and female. A Crane-like creature, a pterosaur with a savage and animalistic attatude wearing a spiked collar, a big fat but strong owl-like creature, and a bird simular to Icky.
 * Male Hawk-Eagle: "Radcliff Hawkens, badass leader of the Keubric Air Force! And you Iallogian extremists are under arrest for threatening to kidnap the daughter of the Keucan president."
 * Iallog Spider Being: "(Laughs)..... This wouldn't be because the son of the Keubric president is in love with President Nicemile's daughter, is it? Because I failed to see any other reason then that."
 * Hawkens: "HEY! My reason is STRICTLY to keep everyone safe from terrorisum, even if they're stuck-up politically correct morons like the Keucans!"
 * Iallog Spider Being: "Don't try to lie to me, boy. I, Sporok, know a lier when I see one. You are clearly protecting a city not in your force's juristition, and over the daughter of someone who's practicly your father's enemy."
 * Hawkens: "All of the planet Keuca IS my juristicion, you nasty little Spidklon!? Besides, WHY are you terrorist scum picking on these enemy cuddlers anyway? if your trying to inspire reality checks, then you offitcally failed as extremeists."
 * Sporok: "This has NOTHING to do with inspiring fear..... Well, not at mass level. We intend to kidnap the girl and use her blackmail to force her father out of inviting the goverment leaders respondsable for ruining our planet for a feast! He insults the pain my people and I go through by treating those monsters like people! Kidnapping his daughter and threaten to exicute her to post on a social media site will make her father reconsider, for it is a test of who he loves more, his daughter, or impressing the monsters my people dispised!?"
 * Hawkens looks offended and angered by Sporok's threat onto Stepehenie.
 * Sporok saw this and laughed.
 * Sporok: "Your face alone proves the truth. Ca-Mal! Summon your Bettle Borgs."
 * The Camel-Like creature (Ca-Mal): "Yes Sporok."
 * Ca-Mal brings out a remote control and presses some buttons, as their decloaking ship appeared in the sky, dropping down squadrens of Giant Erected robotic Beetle Creatures armed with lazer guns and lazer blades!
 * Sporok: "..... You bare no chance of surviveal against Ca-Mal's creations, Hawkens. You will die by their might, and hopefully, if your father the president of the Keubrics does care about you, it will then finally inspire the cowerd to stop bowing to The Grand Council and finally enact a war against Iallog to get rid of our goverment and bring true peace!"
 * Hawkens: "MORE LIKE TO COME AFTER YOU ANIMALS!?"
 * Sporok: "That much is true.... But he'll blame our goverment for our creation through their wars. If my death were to bring true peace to Iallog, then I shall welcome it's embrace. Until then, prepare to welcome the embrace of death."
 * The Bettle Borgs surrounded the Air Force group.
 * Sporok: "Any final words of typical Keubric nonsense before we send you to the doors of the afterlife?"
 * Hawkens: "..... Just one....... AIR FORCE, GO?!"
 * The Air Force flew up in an incredable might and sent some Beetle Borgs flying and crashing!
 * Sporok: "..... Those words will be forever recorded as an overly ambitious fool's final words before death.... Ca-Mal."
 * Ca-Mal had the Beetle Borgs to fly up and persue the Air Force!
 * Hawkens: "Ok team! Here's the plan! Cowl, Lucky, you two lead one group of these robo-bugs away, Shou Lin, you and Gore-Nado take another group, me and my sister Tracy will take the center group of these bugs! Once we devided these f*****s, we'll wreck them! GO!? THAT'S AN ORDER?!" (They saluted as they split up, leading the robotic insects in seperate directions)
 * Lord Shen: (The Lodgers drove their van and the HA drove their Globetrotter close to the battle behind secluded bushes)... Well, I must say, this planet seems to share island charactoristics of the western land Cuba.
 * Kowalski: Indeed. The fact that they had their own alternate version of the Cuban Missile Crisis, their sovereign history, the island-like setting.
 * Zosimo: (On communications) We don't know what this 'Cuba' is, but it sounds almost like a literal square island.
 * Cloakblade: Don't exactly see how an island can be square given tectonic sciences. They are usually circular and-
 * Skipper: Guys, that's now how it got it's name.
 * Kowalski: Yes. It's actually believed to mean 'where fertile land is abundant' in an ancient language.
 * Xandy:... Well, this world DOES have a lot of fertile land, too. A lot of plants can grow in nearly every corner.
 * Icky: "But admitingly, this place is CLEARLY not TOO cuban in culture! These people behave more like they're in the united states if they lived in islands!"
 * Xandy: So, how's it looking over there?
 * Telthona: It seems that Radcliff Berous Hawkens and his squad are taking on the Iallogian war criminal Sporok and his platoon.
 * Savio: Who's that?
 * Telthona: The commander of the Keubrican Air Force. Son of Keubric's president Zybmus Hawkens.
 * Aurlena: And strangely enough, he's been rumored to have feelings for Stephanie.
 * Icky: Oh, great! Are we going to come across a Romeo and Juliet story here?
 * Aurlena: A what story?
 * Icky: A story where two people from feuding families fall in love and end up dying in the end.
 * Aurlena: Oh, God, no! Hopefully nothing like that. Their parents are more than aware of their relationship, but want to make sure it doesn't set people off. The Keubrics and Keucans haven't truely forgotten what it was like to fall in love with eachother, they just think that these days, it no longer works like that anymore.
 * Zosimo: "That wild child of a Keubric is making a big leap going after someone like Sporok! He's one of the most infamous and the best warrior the group Web of Warriors has...as well as being a former elite in the Iallogian Special Forces since his father was a legend in the war until his war crimes earned him a life of terrorism. He's also with Ca-Mal, the Akbin robotics terrorist from the group Gears of Peace, and the notorious Chusammga sword master and extremeist warrior Kong Fajiji King! Even the finest soldiers of each of the Iallogian goverments have fallen victim to those three and their Beetle Borgs!"
 * Private: Then we need to do something!
 * Skipper: Let's see how this plays out first. It looks like those birds have it in the bag.
 * Pterosaur (Gore-Nado): (Shrieks at the Beetle Borgs and uses massive strength to crush them, making unintelligible muttering noises)
 * Crane-like Creature (Shou Lin): Gore, your primitive humor has both lost it's charm and it is in an inopportune time! (She brings out a purple katana-like laser blade and uses it to slice a good number of Beetle Borgs down)
 * A Stronger Beetle Borg was about to sneak attack Shou Lin!
 * But Shou Lin quickly sliced off the stronger borg's head!
 * Shou Lin: "(Talking to a radio) Lucky, Cowl, what is your position and status? Have you beaten the borgs? (Stabs an oncoming Beetle Borg)."
 * The Icky bird (Lucky): "More or less a work in progress?!"
 * Lucky and the big owl creature, Cowl, are still being persued by the Beetle Borgs!
 * Cowl: "How do we beat the big bugs, Lucky?"
 * Lucky: "I'm thinking, I'm thinking!"
 * Lucky sees a water fall.
 * Lucky: ".... Cowl, my big dumb very unwised Sowl, we have an answer to our problems! To that there waterfall!"
 * Cowl: "But where IS it the water falling?"
 * Lucky groaned at that.
 * Lucky: "Just follow me, you lunkhead for brains!?"
 * Lucky and Cowl head for the water fall as the Beetle Borgs follow suit!
 * Lucky: "Let's hope meta-vermin aren't water proof!"
 * Cowl: "Proof of water? But we already know it exists!?"
 * Lucky: "That's not what I meant, you dum-dum! I'm saying that I hope these things aren't water resistent?!"
 * Cowl: So what, is the water supposed to be their master?
 * Lucky:...Just get behind the f****** waterfall!
 * Cowl: Okay! (They flew through it as the Beetle Borgs ended up getting short-circuited by the water)...Ohhhh.
 * Lucky: Geez, we've been fighting those guys for 15 years, you'd think they'd already have the kinks fixed.
 * Cowl: (Chuckles) Morons!
 * Lucky:...(Sighs) Let's just regroup with Hawkens!
 * Tracy: (She and her brother dart across the sky and strike several Beetle Borgs as they dodged their laser fire until she was able to sneak in front of a stronger model) That's enough lasering around! (Takes a blaster and scorches it's circuits, taking it down)...
 * Hawkens: (They finished the last of them as they saw Sporok and the others trying to run away until they landed in front of them)
 * Tracy: Where're you lot going?
 * Sporok: (Chuckles) Well, well, Hawkens! I see you still want to face me for your little sweetie. You Hummeros always stunned me with your warrior spirit.
 * Hawkens: Sporok, you and your accomplices better surrender now, or we will use lethal force!
 * Sporok: Not until we get what we want! And we want FREEDOM FROM OUR WORTHLESS GOVERNMENTS!!!
 * Tracy: Uh, yeah, how about you just surrender, because threatening the daughter of a president is only going to make you an even BIGGER fugitive than you have during your various war crimes on your home planet. Especially how you disappointed your father- (She is grabbed by the beak with Sporok's pincer arm) HMMMPPPHHHH!!!
 * Sporok: How DARE you bring my father into this, you Keubric whore?!? I AM DOING THIS BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO BE AVENGED! THAT WAR KILLED HIM, AND HE WAS ABOUT TO GO INTO RETIREMENT AS A WAR HERO AFTER 76 YEARS OF LEGEND AND SERVICE!! MY FATHER DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE BROUGHT UP IN MY PRESENCE!!! I WILL CUT YOUR BEAK CLEAN OFF FOR THAT!
 * Hawkens: (Scratches him in the eye)
 * Sporok: DYAAAHHH!!! (Hisses)
 * Hawkens: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, SPOROK!! THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, SURRENDER!!
 * Sporok: And THIS is my last retort, I WILL NEVER SURRENDER! IF YOU WANT ME, YOU'LL HAVE TO- (Their other comrades appeared)... (Takes out two guns as the other two armed themselves, Ca-Mal displaying hidden transforming minigun arms and Kong taking out two energy swords) You'll have to CATCH us!
 * Gore: (Shrieks)!
 * Lucky:... Did you know Ca could do that?
 * Shou: His arms did seem to look artificial, so to a certain extent, yes.
 * Hawkens: EVASIVE ACTION! (They attacked as the heroes dodged with guns rapidly firing. Sporok and Ca were accurately following Hawkens, Tracy, Gore, and Shou no matter the angle)
 * Tracy: DAMN, THEIR AIMS ARE GOOD!!!
 * Hawkens: FOR PEOPLE THAT HAVE SERVED THE IALLOGIAN SPECIAL FORCES FOR DECADES, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT!!! PLUS, SPOROK'S RACE SEEMS TO BE SERIOUS HOT-HEADS AND LEGENDARY LEARNERS!!!
 * Shou: AS FOR CA, HE SEEMS TO HAVE ENHANCEMENTS THAT ARE SUPPOSED TO BE JUST AS ACCURATE!
 * Tracy: (They continued evading the gunfire until she is eventually shot and falls to the ground)... Ow!... He broke my wing!
 * Sporok: SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR SISTER, HAWKENS! (Charges up his blasters, but then Hawkens dove down and darted into him, breaking his focus as they wrestled)
 * Lucky: WE'RE COMING, SIR- (Ca-Mal fired his gun arms around the area blinding it with dust clouds) DAAHH!!! DUST IN MY EYES!!!
 * Hawkens: YOU'RE NOT LAYING A CLAW ON HER ANYMORE! THIS BATTLE IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME, SO YOU'D BETTER LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS!!!
 * Sporok:.. Fair enough! (Grabs him by the throat, and pins him to a wall)... Any last words, boy?
 * Hawkens:... Yeah... You've easily distracted yourself.
 * Sporok: Wait, wha- (He is blasted down by Tracy with one of his own blasters)
 * Tracy:... Next time, keep your eyes on the birdie! (Rimshot)
 * Hawkens:... (Sighs until he notices Ca-Mal aiming his minigun arms at her) TRACY, LOOK OUT- (Suddenly, he was shot unconscious by all the armed Heroes Act members)
 * Tracy:... What the heck?
 * Hawkens: The Heroes Act?
 * Xandy: Consider yourselves lucky, you two. With those other teammates of yours blinded and occupied, you would've had more holes in you than Qitzz cheese.
 * Hawkens: Okay, who authorized your presence? We would've handled him ourselves!
 * Vancer: Sure didn't look like it. Also, we didn't come alone. (The Lodgers appeared)
 * Tracy:... Are those the interdimensional heroes that ended the Villains Act?
 * Hawkens:... (Sighs) I swear, the Grand Council has GOT to notify us before they send visitors. Do they have ANY idea that we Keubrics view that as rude and dishonorable?!?
 * Clifton: With due respect, would your father and commander-in-chief have listened and allowed it after your long sour relations with the rest of the universes in light a certain time in your people's history? We did you a favor.
 * Hawkens: Aw come on, it's not like Ca-Mal was actselly a real threat to us! (Kong was sneaking up behind him about to slice him!) I beaten at least a good number of terrorests before these dern chuckleheads showed up, so I got a good head on my shoulders!"
 * Kong: "THEN IT'S ABOUT TO BE CHOPPED?!"
 * Kong was about to slice off Hawken's head until Boss Wolf charged in and smacked Kong in the face with his hammer!
 * Kong fell down, unconjustus and with a stupid funny face and broken teeth.
 * Boss Wolf: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM BANANA'S, ABU!?"
 * Hawkens: "HEY!? I would've been able to dodge him and beat him down!?"
 * Gilda: "I take it being thankful is an alien conspect to you, right?"
 * Trixie: "Ya know, it wouldn't really hurt you to be grateful that we saved your life!?"
 * Hawkens: "Are you, ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT I COULDN'T'VE HANDLED THOSE GUYS?!"
 * Aurlena: "At least TWO of them were close to killing you off! Not counting the 3rd one! At least be glad you got some help in that!"
 * Hawkens: "Are you implying that I'm just a helpless weakling to you Legion lapdogs?!"
 * Icky: "I take it your not gonna be a likeable character in this episode, are ya?"
 * Hawkens: "..... WHAT IN THE SAM HILL DOES THAT MEAN?!"
 * Xandy: "Ignor that, the Lougers tend to speak in ways we don't always understand, so onto business. We're here to have a chat with your father about some rumors the Grand Council has concerns over."
 * Hawkens: My father talks to no strangers. You want to know something, you talk to me!
 * Mantis: "Yeah, I doubt some smartass hotshot in an air force demands more athority then ONE OF THE PRESIDENTS OF THIS PLANET?!"
 * Hawkens: "Why you disrespectful alien trash!? First you rob me of my chance to bring the smack down on these fanactics, now yer making fun of me!? I am not gonna stand around and take your insults lying down?! I am gonna issue you aliens to get off of this planet A.S.A.P-"
 * Shrek puncghes Hawkens in the face!
 * Hawkens: "GAHOOW?! YOU DAMN DIRTY, WHATEVER YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE!? YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN?!) DOY?! OW!? OW, YO DID IT AGAIN!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN BEA- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN) GAH?! STOP IT, STOP IT- (GETS PUNCHED AGAIN!?) DOW?! F*************K!? ("OH, GOD, WHAT DID COMMANDER GOASHCON TELL ME TO DO IN THIS SITUATION?!?")
 * ???: (Silhouetted gyrfalcon/condor-like bird with pterosaur-like wings) Hawkens, if you ever find yourself being punched repeatedly in the face, always remember to-
 * Hawkens: (He is punched again) DAAOOOWW, OHH, YOU CUT OFF THE COMMANDER!!!
 * Donkey: Dude, are you gonna dodge any of these?
 * Hawkens: Ohhhhh, THAT'S what the Commander- (He is punched again) DAAAHHHH!!!!
 * Shrek: "The next punch will turn ya into a Daffy Duck reference!"
 * Hawkens: "I, DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS?!"
 * Shrek: "Oh right, Alternate UUniverses! Point is, you have NO real authority to tell us what to do! You people are running a DEMOCRACY after all! That means, your not a prince just because your dad runs the place as a president! YOU, are not the boss of us!"
 * Hawkens: "I-...... Oh s***, they're right. The awesomeness of democracy has backfired on me."
 * Zosimo: "Now listen good, kid. We only wish to discuss impourent matters with your dad about rumors involving a certain weapon that gotten us to have sour relations to begin with. We're just here to make sure your not going to make another "Project: Keucanian Justice" again, that's all."
 * Hawkens: "..... Is THAT what it's about? Well you could've just said THAT and not had your green freak repeatingly- (Shrek punches him again) GAH!? DOING THAT TO ME?! Seriously, I think that one dented my beak?!"
 * Magnum: "Good sir, the faster you let us see your father and get a few things clear, the sooner we'll leave you all be. The Legion just wants to make sure your not up to anything questionable for the sake of stroking your zeals again."
 * Hawkens: ".... Ahem. Fair enough. But here's a spoiler to seeing my dad: WE HAVE NEVER ATTEMPTED A NEW PROJECT KEUCANIAN JUSTICE!? But since my word means NOTHING to you disrespectful- (Shrek readies his fist) Yee! I mean, insistent aliens, I reckon father might have more meaning to you! Just, give us time to send the extremeist scum to Kulamoonmo Bay to imprison them but good, and I'll might arrange something with you and dad!"
 * Lord Shen: "Better. But we have ways to know if you don't live up to your word! And if you fail to live up to your word, then we'll assume that you people really are up to something!"
 * Hawkens: "Now I know I didn't acted approbeately to you lot earlier, but that doesn't mean you can't trust me! If we WERE trying a new Project Keucaian Justice, don't ya think my father's speical forces would've stopped you by now?"
 * Zosimo: ".... Admitingly, that's true. We never encountered a Keubrician attempt to stop us from knowing what's going on. However, that could just as easily be because your trying to play innosent. And the only thing that could convince us otherwise is meeting your father. No ifs and/or buts about it."
 * Hawkens: "Fair enough. But be made aware though. Your gonna be in for a LOOOOOONG wait! My father has ALOT of his plate and won't be free until next week! So you might wanna make your masters in the Grand Council aware that your gonna be away for awhile! Just hope the VA don't get wise on your absince?!"
 * Hawkens laughs his ass off as he flew off with his friends holding the captured extremeist trio.
 * Stephenie came in.
 * Stephenie: "(Quietly) He didn't even attempted to look for me to see if I was ok. That's so typical of him?! (Openly) Ahem. I'm so sorry you had to be exposed to the uh, "colorful" nature of the Keubrics. Now you kinda see why we're at such a disagreement here."
 * Icky: "Yeah, I can totally see why this place has such a bad rap with the rest of the universes. Somehow, I don't think we can afford waiting a week for that jerk-off to actselly attempt to convince his dad to see us. He either might "forgot" or basicly just NOT do it just to spite us! I bet he's not even gonna do such!"
 * Stephenie: "(Quietly) He's more relieable then you think, buster."
 * Shifu: "I can hear your muttering breaths and we had been informed of your "romance" with him, you do NOT need to keep quiet about your true feelings."
 * Stephenie: "..... Oh, kroosbars! Ok, fine.... At some point, I did see the good inside of that typical Keubric nonsense of that exterior.... But..... He became afraid of showing his sensitive side again and pushed me away with his shell of "patriot badassry" zeal. I thought we were making a connection."
 * Icky: "Look, the guy is clearly afraid of putting you into a Romeo and Juliet fiasco and be kept apart, so he's protecting you by acting like an ass so you'll be discouraged from disappointing your family and pissing off your peers."
 * Stephenie: "..... I...... I never looked at it that way. I thought he was being a jerk for the sake of, being a Keubric."
 * Po: "Well, yeah. I mean, the reason he didn't check on you because he already knew you were okay because those guys who were after you were already stopped."
 * Stephenie: "You mean those 4 Iallogian visitors? GOh?! Again they turned out to be terrorists?! No wonder this mess happened and-"
 * Icky: "Hold up, hold up! 4? We only saw three of those guys."
 * Stephenie: "Three? Who were they?"
 * Zosimo: "Sporok, Ca-Mal, and Kong King."
 * Stephenie: "Those are three of the visitors. There was also this huge female Skorgon with the scar in shape of a star on her left eye. How do we know she is apart of this or not and- (Notices the Heroes have shocked faces)..... Why are you guys making those faces?"
 * Icky: "...... We found the other extremeist....... Behind you."
 * Stephenie looked to see a HUGE blue star-scarred bizarre scorpion-like creature.
 * Icky:...I was going to ask what the f*** a Skorgon was...but I guess that answers it.
 * HUGE Scorpian: "...... Hello, president's little wrench daughter! Call me, Scarla Sa-Star!?"
 * Scarla grabbed Stephenie and covered her beak to keep her silence!
 * Lord Shen: "UNHAND THAT GIRL THIS MINUTE!?"
 * Scarla: "Not one step, fools?! One false mis-step and the girl will feel my sting?! I'll only spare her if you force the Keucanic President to forsake his mission of befriend the tyrant monsters that doomed my people to endless war that KILLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!? My group, The Scarred Stars of Iallog, along with the groups my group allied with, FROWN at this?! The President's tomfoolery will not be ignored, NOR tolerated!?"
 * Icky: "Look, lady, what happened to you and your family really sucks balls, but your not exactly rising about your planet's sucky goverment, lady!"
 * Zosimo: "Besides, even if you get rid of those unreliable rulers, Iallog will still be far from a truely peaceful place with all the conquesters and milita borned from those wars!"
 * Scarla: "You don't know that! Maybe we are only like this because we lost our peace because of our rulers starving for power or to advance their ideals over the people!? True Peace would end the existence of those who are gone into fighting and restore Iallog to it's true glory!?"
 * Gilda: "Yeah, wishful thinking lady. We once helped a simular world in our universes that was being ruined by a few rotten warmongers, and it's still a mess! Sure, the nations aren't fighting eachother anymore, but it's not gonna stop the years of rebelions and terror groups it created over the years still causing trouble over what happened! So you are threating that poor girl for nothing lady, and your only gonna make yourself look bad!"
 * Scarla: "YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THIS!? Last chance?! Make the Keucanic President forsake his feast with those monsters, OR ELSE SHE'LL BE PARALISED FOREVER BY MY VENOM AS IT EATS HER INSIDES INTO MUSH?!"
 * Icky: "So basicly, you'll kill her?"
 * Scarla: "Yeah, but the way I say it, it's more subtle and less direct."
 * Hudson: "I don't know miss, you might just end up starting a fight you can't win."
 * Scarla: "You mean with the foolish Hawkens boy? HA?! If that worthless fool DOES love her, he would not dare stand in the way of bring true peace to the planet Iallog?!"
 * Samantha: "His idea of love may not comply to what you think he would do."
 * Scarla: "I'm saying that if that fool cares for her life, he would not dare come over here and-" (She is shot in the back) DAH!...
 * Hawkens: (He was seen carrying the gun)...Get your filthy claws off of her!
 * Scarla: Oh? And what exactly will you do if I don't?
 * Hawkens: I'll make you regret it!
 * Scarla: Oh, you won't move a muscle, OR fire that fancy death toy of yours, because your little girlfriend is going to be in pain worse than a sunburn!
 * Samantha: We can't have that! (Teleports Stephanie away from Scarla)
 * Scarla: HEY! (They all fired at her)...I...f******...HATE...magic! (Faints unconscious)...
 * Po:...So...you grateful now?
 * Hawkens: Oh, please, I still could've handled her.
 * Monkey: HOW?!? She had her on the ropes! There was nothing you or your friends could do.
 * Gore: (Mutters unintelligibly)
 * Hawkens: We've dealt with hostage situations before. No matter what you do, I still don't think I can trust you.
 * Stephanie: Rad, please, they just wanna help!
 * Hawkens: Stephanie, stay out of this!
 * Stephenie: "Don't you, DARE, TRY TO BUTT ME OUT?!"
 * Hawkens: "(Quietly) Can we NOT talk like this in public?"
 * Stephenie: "Oh it's not like it's the best kept secret in the world anymore, Hawkens, EVERYONE, KNOWS ABOUT IT?! Your only avoiding me because your afraid of having fellow Keubrics hate you for having the hots for a Keucan!"
 * Hawkens: "Uh, Miss Nicemile, I don't ever recall ever having a thing with you and-"
 * Stephenie: "DON'T YOU DARE BE IN DENIAL WITH ME, HAWKENS!? EVEN YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR SISTER KNOW ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON BETWEEN US AND THEY AREN'T BOTHERED IN THE SLIGHTIST!?"
 * Cowl: "HAWKY'S DATING A KEUCAN?!"
 * Lucky: "..... Don't mind Cowl, he's an idiot."
 * Hawkens: "THEM, I can trust with this sort've thing! I'm lucky dad isn't even TRUELY bothered that I seem to have feelings for a liberal, a daughter of this guy he REALLY hates out of every Keucan int he world no freaking less!?"
 * Stephenie: "YOU SEEM TO HAVE!? This is BEYOND DENIAL NOW?! YOUR AFRAID TO ADMIT THAT THERE IS SUCH A THING AS A LOVING RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN KEUCANS AND KEUBRICS!?"
 * Hawkens: "I, DO NOT, LIKE PEOPLE CALLING ME AFRAID!? KEUBRICS ARE NOT COWERDS!?"
 * Stephenie: "Oh, MAYBE when it comes to fighting against terrorists or organised crime, BUT A RELATIONSHIP?! ADMITING YOUR TRUE FEELINGS?! NOT BEING AFRAID OF THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS?! WHAT'S SO WRONG WITH THAT!?"
 * Hawkens: "EVERYTHING?! OK?! EVER SINCE THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD FOUND OUT ABOUT US, THIS ASSHOLE FROM THE BASE, SCAR SCOOP POOPER- (Icky and Iago laughed uncontrolably!?)..... Or just Scar for the sake of him being taken seriously, HAS NON-STOP, PICKED ON ME FOR LOVING A LIBERAL!? HE HAS CALLED ME WEAK!? HE HAS CALLED MY FATHER WEAK FOR NOT DOING A DAMN THING ABOUT IT OTHER THEN TELLING ME TO BE CAREFUL ABOUT HOW OFTEN I EXPRESSED LOVE FOR YOU, AND, AND, HE CALLED ME, A MODERATE?!"
 * Silence instead of what was suppose to be a drumatic shock.....
 * Icky: "...... And, why is that bad?"
 * Aurlena: "Keuca is a world of absolotes. Being a moderate here is considered a disgrace and an insult to the faction you are allined to."
 * Icky: "But what does it have to do about a Repunlican loving a Democrate?"
 * Stephenie: "(Sighs), In Keucan socity, it doesn't mean a thing other then everyone wanting their curosities answered, but.... To the ever prideful Keubrics, being considered a moderate is an ultamate disgrace. There's no such things as grey areas in Keuca. Your either Keucanic, or Keubric."
 * Hawkens: "AND DON'T YOU ALL KNOW WHAT BECOMES OF MODERATES IN KEUCA, AT LEAST FOR THE KEUBRIC SIDE?! SHUNNED AND HATED FOR LIFE?! I COULD LOSE MY JOB FOR BEING A MODERATE!?"
 * Icky: "But your clearly still being an air force guy!?"
 * Hawkens: "THAT'S BECAUSE OF NOT HAVING TOO MUCH TO DO WITH YOU!? BY AVOIDING YOU, I WON'T LOSE MY JOB DUE TO BEING A PARIAH TO MY OWN KIND?!"
 * Stephenie: "You know that's not true! I have been informed that you are only truthfully doing this cause you don't want me to be hurt in anyway cause of me being in loved with a conservitive! Scar being a jerk to you is just a cover to justify your prabavio?!"
 * Hawkens: "UGHHHHH! Don't you see now WHY Keucans and Keubrics can NEVER GET ALONG!?"
 * Stephenie: "THIS IS MORE LIKE A FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE THEN ANYTHING ELSE?!"
 * Hawkens: "I'M NOT A FAILURE!?"
 * Stephenie: "THEN STOP LETTING SCAR TREAT YOU LIKE ONE!?"
 * Hawkens screeched in frustraction and flew off!
 * Tracy: "..... I'm sorry about my brother Ms. Nicemile, you have to understand where he's coming from..... Cowl, pick up the Scorgon and let's go."
 * Cowl did just that as the group leave.
 * Stephenie got to her knees and cried.
 * Icky: "..... Ok, so...... It's not just because of fearing controversey, but, it's also because the romeo of this story is being given serious shit by an asshole?"
 * Lord Shen: "Indeed. It's clear young master Hawkens suffers dearly from the dread that is, peer pressure."
 * A hovering limo arrived.
 * The Keucan president came out of it, who he is the same spieces as Stephenie.
 * President Nicemile: "Stephenie! Are you allright!?"
 * Squidward: "Does (Points to Stephenie still crying) THIS look all right to you?"
 * Spongebob: "Squidward, don't be disrespectful!"
 * President Nicemile walked up and hugged her....
 * President Nicemile: "..... She didn't got too hurt, did she?"
 * B.O.B.: "Oh don't worry, three of them didn't even got to see her and the forth one was pretty much stopped and-"
 * President Nicemile: "I was talking about emotionally! The Hawkens kid didn't got too hurtful, didn't he?"
 * Icky: "Oh he didn't say anything TOO nasty, it's just that he's afraid to commit to romance because of an asshole from the right side of the island sating that if he loves her, he'll become a moderate which may as well be their term for social pariah and lose everything he professionally values."
 * President Nicemile: "Oh.... Once again Keubric pride has prevented love to blossom. (To Stephenie) Sweety, it'll be ok. Maybe one day Hawkens' will over come his doubts. Until then.... It's, best not to think about him...."
 * Shifu: "..... Your, surprisingly accepting to the fact that your daughter is-"
 * President Nicemile: "Dating a conservitive? As a father, it is not my place to force my political views onto those I care about it. Even President Hawkens knows better then that. My daughter's desteny is her own, and I have no right to try and control it."
 * Sir Hiss: "I see your someone who prefers to be the kind of father who let's his offspring choose their own paths. Good on you good sir."
 * Zosimo: "I, hate to ask on a bad time, but, we're kinda here because there was rumors about the Keubrics revising to their old shenanigans again, and-"
 * President Nicemile: "Allow me to speak on the Keubrics behalf that they're not up to anything extreme like in those days when Crotson Vixor was Keubric president. If you were to go to President Hawkens, he'll say the same thing."
 * Shifu: "Would you like to confirm this as proof to make sure?"
 * President Nicemile: "Come. Let me take you to the national history museum. Your answers lie there."
 * President Nicemile was seen leading the Lougers, HA, and Gazelle around the museum.
 * President Nicemile: "Let us start with the birth of Keuca of what it once was...."
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "Back in the days before the USRA was even beginning, birds of several different planets have come to Keuca to take advantage of the beauty and tranquility of the planet, and the paradise it offered. When we established the colony, we started out being under a monarchy. Sadly, staying under an ever lasting ruler through same-named generations proved, uncomfertable to some, espeically since often each generation of a King would end up being worse then the last. Then, the the time of King Pox the 9th, the air of revolution was being made when Pox wanted to tear down many of the islands' beautiful reshorces in faver for factories to make robot armies to satisfy his dark dreams to counter the Delta universes to rename it the "Pox Universe"."
 * (Icky): "Egoist much?"
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "Indeed. And that ego is not only hard to cope, but it was potainionally an eviomental hazard, even a threat to universe soveronty! So, the first ever Keubrics and Keucans were borned and allied togather, to rebel against the King and save the planet. And after a long but glorious revolutionairy war, we won and captured Pox and had him sentenced to never die."
 * (Gilda): "..... You made one of the worse people in history immortal?"
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "Then we incased him in silver."
 * (Gilda): "Ok, to be fair, abit more like it."
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "Our colony benifited from the rise of demockracy ever since. It was the golden age of the Keubric and Keucan kinship."
 * A prospering town of Keubrics and Keucans getting along is seen.
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "It was paradise. And it lasted for a very long time, and it evolved along with tec and saw the birth and growth of the fabled USRA. Tragicly, like the USRA which eventally disbaned thanks to many hardships that damaged it's ability to funtion, it was not meant to last, for what happened to the USRA may've been a dark prediction of what would become of Keuca without the USRA being able to better regulate the troubles and ills of the universes. During the USRA's loss, our Keubric bretheren became determined to make Keuca more protected from would-be threats that have greater leeway without the USRA to pester them. With tec comes power, and thanks to the Keubrics love for battle, they were known to be the finest weapon makers of any planet. This has earned many of universes' attention.... And sadly, even from those that would only, offer trouble."
 * Dark forces loomed over the Keuca islands.
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "The greater ones, included the many criminal synicates of Benrgen, and the terror groups of Iallog, both recent and long existing. The criminal synicates began to plauged us first. Starting drug rings and drug wars, causing a rise in crime, hurting our people, even harming our evioment and animals. It broke our people's hearts, and got us into a conflicting termoil on how each Keubric and Keucan wanted the matter resolved. Now, criminal uprisings wouldn't alone harm our stronger kinship dispite the strain, but, it was a fateful day before the start of the interuniverseal war that a fateful day forever known as 4/10 when an Iallogian ship, crashed into the founding shrine of our ansisters."
 * A horrendus and trumatic exploudsion from a ship was seen!
 * (Icky): Oh, great! Not only do they have their own version of the Cuban Missile Crisis, but they also have their own version of 9/11?
 * (Pre. Nicemile):... What was that?
 * (Icky): One of the greatest terrorist acts ever committed by our own humans. I'd rather we avoid the details. Oh, and sorry for ruining the dramatic emersion of the totally serious flashback.
 * (Pre. Nicemile): "..... Anyway, afterwards, we were introdused to something worse then criminals..... Terrorisum. That, was the last straw. The Keubrics wanted to destroy the terror groups and reshape Iallog AND Bengren because of the criminal synicates profiting from people's depression of what happened through selling drugs or even guns that would be used as sueiside weapons, into the image of the Keubrics! We Keucans tried to keep our hardy bretheren calm, but it only ended our kinship, further added by our growing conflicted beliefs on how we should live our lives. We ended up declaring a proxy war to see who will finacilly and politcally can rule the entire planet, given that we Keucans have long lost our ansisterial fighting spirit. Then, by the start of the Interuniversal War, Kecua became the target of more attackers and dishonest folk. That made the Keubrics much angrier and bitter torwords outsiders! And it was when the infamous Keubric president Crotson was in power! He proposed what would become the infamous....."
 * Silluetted Keubric President: "I GIVE YOU, PROJECT KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?! (POINTS TO AN IMAGE OF A SUPER WEAPON) THE ASTRO LASER!?"
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "He has declaired that the Keubrics shall make a weaponised world destroyer to punish our enemies! Now... Contuaray to popular old war belief, the Keubrics didn't wanted to destroy Bengren and Iallog, or any of the worlds that have given us issues and trouble. They wanted to give the weapons enough twicks that it would have a reduced power only great enough to destroy a certain location: the bases of Keuca's enemies! The true porpose for the Astro-Lasers is to scare would be congureors or even destroyers that the Keubrics have something that will punish them as greatly as a god's fury! It would've earned universeal respect to Keuca in the Keubric's minds! It would've made Keuca a respected name in their throey! They planned for everything..... Except...... The Mysterious "Defective" Astro Laser that was more powerful then what the Keubric's had in mind, but still far from it's monsterious potaional came along to the remote side of Bengren and..... Well.... History is self explanatory."
 * The mysterious Astro-Laser fired a red beam at the Bengren planet and, though not destroying it miraculiously, creating a moon crater-like hole on it!
 * (Pres. Nicemile): "Though the insodent was FAR from fatal, well, in terms of the planet being flat-out destroyed, that didn't stopped universeal beings from freaking out and panicing! Mass hysteria erupted, accidental or purposeful deaths occurred, everyone was afraid for their own safety. The same thing occurred when word spread to other worlds, including our own. Even the fool Crotson was in an uproar!?"
 * President Crotson: "OK YOU MORONS?! I WANNA KNOW RIGHT NOW, WHO'S THE JACKASS WHO PREMATURELY RELEASED AN ASTRO-LASER ONTO BENGREN AND ONTO A COMPLETELY REMOTE LOCATION NOWHERE NEAR A CRIMINAL SYNICATE LOCATION!? THAT DAMN THING WAS STILL STRONG ENOUGH TO GAVE THAT LAWLESS PLANET IT'S OWN MOON CRATER?! NOT TO MENTION, OUR STUDIES SHOWED THAT THE BLAST NEARLY DISRUPTED THE PLANET'S MASS!! IT ALMOST HIT THE MANTLE, AND CAUSED SEVERE CHAOS AND IMBALANCE!!! THE IDEA FOR PROJECT KEUCANIAN JUSTICE IS TO DESTROY THE EVILS THAT TORMENTED US, NOT TO EVEN ONLY NEARLY CAUSE JUDGEMENT DAY?!"
 * General 1: "You, you have to believe us sir, none of us know what happened! We, we never seen that Astro-Laser before! The ones we have are still in storage, still being worked on!"
 * President Crotson: "THEN WHY, THE F***, DOES IT HAVE OUR SYMBOLS ON IT?!"
 * General 2: "Maybe it was the Iallogian extremists trying to frame us!"
 * President Crotson: "..... It's possable, but we still can't risk ANYONE knowing about this! I want that thing captured at once and kept away from the public eye! We are to keep quiet about that laser until we can PROVE that we were being framed by terrorists! We must NEVER let those Legion jokes find out about this!?"
 * General 3: "Good plan sir!"
 * President Crotson: "Ya damn right it is! Now, for as long as the Legion's too distracted by their own political uproars, we can be able to-"
 * A Keubric sectratary: "(Bursts into the room) SIR?! MR. PRESIDENT?! ALPHA FEDERATION SHIPS ARE HEADING TOWARDS KEUCA AND THEY SAW THE RENIGADE ASTRO-LASER!! THEY MISTOOK IT FOR OUR DOING!?"
 * President Crotson: "....... Ohhhhhhh Crap...... How, bad is it?"
 * Sectratary: "It's Pharagu bad, sir. It can potaionally get you exicuted by them."
 * President Crotson: "........ THEN GET ME THE F*** OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Secretary: Yes, sir! They won't find us if we use the secret escape route- (Suddenly, gun cocks were heard as humans and Cunones appeared armed with loads of weaponry)........ Of course... Their ships allow for quick teleportation! S***!
 * Human General: President Crotson Vixor, you are under arrest for terrorism and mass endangerment!
 * Crotson: AW, F***, COME ON!!! Everyone, I swear on my life, it wasn't me! I was framed by Iallogian terrorists!
 * Cunone General: Then explain what we were told about something called PROJECT: KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?!?
 * Crotson: (Was surprised)... WHERE DID YOU HEAR THAT?!?
 * Human General: Someone from Bengren reported that it was the explanation of this terrorist attack. You were intending to use astro-laser technology to scare people into respecting you. That is an offense in so many ways. Not only is astro-laser technology INCREDIBLY illegal, but that attack had nearly disrupted Bengren's mass and did unspeakable things. Plus, mass hysteria and murders occurred! All this chaos has alerted us into your treachery, Crotson! Do you deny being involved with Project: Keucanian Justice?
 * Crotson:... (Sighs) No! BUT I SWEAR, THE MESS WITH BENGREN WAS NOT MY DOING! We don't even know where this astro-laser came from nor WHY does it have our colors! Our astro-lasers' weren't even suppose to be THAT strong! We promised they were gonna be designed to be more precise and only destroy the bases of the terrorists of Iallog and the criminal lairs of the synicates!
 * Cunone General: Cut the lies, Mister President, you're getting punished for this reckless act. You're coming with us. (They cuffed him with energy cuffs and took off with him)
 * (Nicemile): Somehow, Iallog had discovered Porject: Keucanian Justice and leaked the information to Bengren, and used THAT as a means to successfully trick the Legion into having reason to suspect it was Crotson. Crotson and everyone involved in Operation: Keucan Justice was arrested. It lead to all of the astro-lasers the Keubric people made, including the defective one, to be destroyed to prevent all of them to fall into dangerous hands. As for Crotson, his sentence was severe. He was executed for good. But that wasn't the worst of it. Next came the Keucan Astro-Laser Crisis. Some time later into the Interuniversal War, astro-laser technology came back, this time in numbers. Nobody knows the direct cause of it, but it was said that people who supported Project Keucanian Justice, solely the Keubrics, were to blame. They were going to destroy as many planets as possible for framing their president for the crime, Iallog and Bengren most aimingly.
 * (Squidward): To be fair, it wasn't like the whole Project Keucanian Justice thing wouldn't have the same effect had this obvious Richard Nixon parody been able to pull off the mess anyway.
 * (Nicemile): That's not what those people thought. Most of them supported the uprising because of their friends and families being either killed or arrested for being a part of the project. They were so hurt that the Legion would be so, seemingly unfair to them about what they thought was nessersary to protect against crime and terrorisum. Even to the next president, Gyving Verolox, couldn't really tell why people were so blinded to the fact that even if the mysterious defective astro-laser never showed up, an intentional attack on Bengren or Iallog by Crotson's design would potainionaly still have the same effects. Those people who were involved would've been lost either way. Sadly, to the keubirc people, they didn't see a reckless fool who didn't had any idea what he was doing, no, they saw him as a messiah and a hero, and they demonised the Legion from taking him away, along with those that even so much only played a minor role. Which to be fair, is legitamently the legion trying too hard to make sure Astro-Lasers never happen again. Just arresting Crotson would've been enough, but, a few overly cautious legion members wanted to over-kill it by going after those who contributed in it, major or minor. It was not viewed as very forgiveable to the Keubrics at the time, as they compaired it to the crimes of King Pox himself.... And the Legion realised this error too late when they heard the claims of an a would-be anti-legion uprising against them, with Iallog and Bengren considered to be the first targets of their would-be rampage. Surveillance drones caught possible shipments, thus crushing the hopes of stoping an Astro-Laser uprising and making the legion officals who made the order look like damn fools, who were no surprisingly forcefully remvoed from their position for making things worse, and so from there, the current presidents of the 4 Alpha Federation races were debating about what they should do. They were even afraid our planet was in danger of the Keubrics being used against US because of our known proxy feud, even though it is long debunked by the fact that the Keubrics would not dare sacrifice their own planet and themselves just for being able to shut out our voices in the matter. But that never stopped controversy-fed fear. The Cunones wanted to do a raid on the planet and remove all astro-laser technology, and the Yuruns agreed to help for their small size. The Naroudans wanted to talk to Gyving diplomatically about it, regardless of the risk that the people will become suspicious that the Feds were onto them and push up attack plans. As for the humans-
 * (Icky): Let me guess, was it like the Cuban Missile Crisis where Cuba was accepting nuclear missiles from Russia due to the Bay of Pigs invasion a year before to defend themselves, and the United States mistook that as an act of nuclear war, and Kennedy nearly declared a strike on Cuba until- (Gilda nudges him)... Oh, right, Alternate UUniverses.
 * (Nicemile): Don't know what you mean, but not quite. The human president at the time, President Orrol Von Brewster, had a much better solution. He placed the planet under Alpha Federation quarantine to forbid anymore astro-laser supplies from being shipped there until they were sure that the threat would end. Brewster confronted Gyving about the threat. Gyving insisted the astro-lasers are not the goverment's direct doing, nor of that of milita. Rather, the fault of the millaterry under the leadership of those with reckless Pro-Crotson regines were on vegence sprees. Also, keep in mind that due to controversey, we have no accreate deminstraigtions of any Astro-Lasers of those times, not even the mysterious defect that started it all because, ya know, the Legion was, overtly cautious about this thanks to rushed politics. But once again, rushed politics automaticly declaired that the renigading millaterry factions to be "Astro-Terrorists", which trust me, did NOT helped them in the long run. Naturally, Certain Keubrics were infuriated that they were accused of astro-terrorism. They threatened to call off disarming the astro-lasers and declare an immediate attack on multiple planets, mostly because of the controversial, ruthless, and completely unreasonable Keubrican general at the time, General Gyelics. The Legion feared that they would make good on their promise until, thankfully, the Keubrics didn't followed in on the general who, cause of on likely hero, had the public and the factions to turned on him, seeing him as an unpatriotic monster, showing a quick, if though small, change of heart.
 * General Gyelics: "WHAT'RE YOU PEOPLE DOING?! THOSE ALIENS ACCUSED US OF UNPROVEN RUMORS THAT WE'RE TRYING ANOTHER OPERATION KEUCANIAN JUSTICE?! THEY MURDERED OUR LOVED ONES AND THE GREAT PRESIDENT CROTSON, TO AVENGE A LAWLESS PLANET?! THEY DARED CALLED US TERRORISTS?! WE WERE VICTIMS OF THAT?! THOSE SCUM SUCKING ALIENS NEED TO BE REMINDED OF THEIR PLACE NOW?! WHO'S EVEN RESPONDSABLE FOR THIS?!"
 * A lone soldier stood up to the enraged but surprised Gyelics.
 * General Gyelics: "...... YOU?!"
 * The Soldier: "..... With all due respect, general..... No...... Crotson wouldn't've wanted us to be like this. To be no better than the ones we wanted to punish. You also have to look at the facts. Even if that damn defective Astro-Laser never showed up and Crotson got to do exactly what he wanted, who's to say this mess wouldn't've happened anyway!? For all we know, they still would've taken Crotson away and had him exicuted while taking many of those who were involved, majorly or minorly! If anything, all the defective laser did was prematurely started this mess! It's not like it would've never happened reguardless!? WHO'S TO F****** SAY THE UUNIVERSES WOULD RESPECT US FOR USING THOSE THINGS?!"
 * General Gyelics: "Grr, YOU DON'T F****** KNOW THAT, PRIVATE HAWKENS!? PEOPLE RESPECT WHAT THEY FEARED!? IF THEY FEARED KEUCA, THEY'LL RESPECT IT!? AND WE NEED TO EARN THAT FEAR BY DESTROYING THE LEGION AND OUR TERRORIST AND CRIMINAL PROBLEMS?!"
 * Private Hawkens: "THERE'S A SERIOUS MALFUCTION WITH YOUR FEAR EQUILS RESPECT LOGIC SIR!? Though that Astro-Laser didn't destroyed Bengren, it caused panic!? That doesn't inspire respect! That only inspires hatred and revulsion?! AND THAT WAS ONLY FROM CAUSING A GIANT HOLE IN THE PLANET!? CAN YOU ONLY EVEN IMAGINE WHAT DESTROYING THEM WOULD BE LIKE!?"
 * General Gyelics: "HA!? TELL THAT TO THE BULLIARNS?! THEY DESTROYED WHO KNOWS HOW MANY DAMN WORLDS WITH THE SAME DAMN TECHNOLOGY, AND NOBODY TRIED TO DESTROYED THEM?! THAT, IS PROOF, THAT FEAR EQUILS RESPECT!? PEOPLE FEAR THE BULLIARNS, ERGO, THEY RESPECTED THEM!?"
 * Private Hawkens: "COUNTER-ARGUEMENT: THERE ARE RACES ACTSELLY ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY THE BULLIARNS, THE GREATEST OF THEM BEING THE EVENLY-MATCHED TULCANS!! AND HERE'S ANOTHER THING!? The Bullarns have the excuse of being a netourious warrior race that did things WORSE then just flat out destroying worlds! WHAT'S OUR EXCUSE!?"
 * General Gyelics: "IT'S NOT A F****** MATTER OF HAVING AN EXCUSE, PRIVATE?! IT'S A MATTER OF PROVING TO THE UUNIVERSES THAT KEUCA IS NOT THEIR PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG?!"
 * Private Hawkens: "SO YOU'RE SAYING IT'S BETTER TO BE A PLANET OF ASTRO-TERRORISTS?!"
 * General Gyelics growled angerly and punched Private Hawkens down!
 * General Gyelics: "WE'RE, NOT, TERRORISTS?! WE'RE PATRIOTS OUT TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF THOSE THAT DISRESPECT US LIKE WE DON'T MEAN ANYTHING IN THE LONG RUN?!"
 * Private Hawkens: ".... If people like you dare believe that being fear-mongers is the only way to get peace, THEN MAYBE OUR FOUNDING FATHERS SHOULD'VE LEFT OUR ANSISTERS TO STILL OBEY KING POX?! THEN MAYBE AT LEAST WE COULD'VE EVENTALLY GOTTEN A MORE REASONABLE KING AT THIS POINT IN TIME?!"
 * General Gyelics went berserked and beaten the crud out of Private Hawkens.
 * General Gyelics: "..... Any, last, disrespectful words, MODERATE?!"
 * Private Hawkens: "..... You can destroy my body...... BUT YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY THE TRUE WAY OF KEUCA?! NO ONE WILL SUPPORT YOU FOR ATTACKING AN UNDER-TRAINED PRIVATE!?"
 * General Gyelics: "(LAUGHS EVILY)!? YOU WASTED YOUR BREATH!? I'LL HAVE THE SUPPORT OF ALL KEUBRICS FOR ALL TIME?! RIGHT?!"
 * Silence.....
 * General Gyelics: "...... WHEN I SAY, "RIGHT", YOU AGREE WITH ME?! THAT'S AN ORDER?!"
 * Silence.
 * General Gyelics: "...... I COMMAND YOU ALL TO AGREE WITH ME?!... Is this insubordination? I SAID THAT'S AN ORDER!! (The birds aimed their weapons at him)... What the? (They pinned him down even after he fights them and is given energy cuffs) THIS IS INSUBORDINATION!! MUTINY!! LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!!"
 * Pvt. Hawkens: (Helped up by some fellow soldiers) You're not general anymore! When push comes to shove, we will NEVER take orders from a monster like you! So as the NEW general, I am sending you to court martial for attempted astro-terrorism on planets, whether they're innosent or otherwise.
 * Gyelics: LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!! I SWEAR, I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, HAWKENS!!! YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THIS!!
 * General Hawkens: Oh, I'M going to regret rightfully arresting a general who outright threatened to DESTROY planets in an attempt to force respect? That makes you just as bad as the Bulliarns, maybe even being worse then them, and people like you should be locked away on Oranos! Take him away!
 * Gyelics: I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS, HAWKENS, THIS I SWEAR!!!
 * (Nicemile): Luckly, Gyelics never made good on that promise. He was locked up tightly on Planet Oranos. He did eventually escaped though, into the snowy climate, but his body was found dead. And not even by being frozen dispite evidents of ice. At the time, it was considered a mystery on what happened, but in light of recent events, it's possable that he fell victim to the Oranians deeming his evil too toxic for thier plant to handle, but that's a vastly unrelated story. The Alpha Federation confiscated and destroyed all astro-lasers and their schematics once again to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands, though while it only further tainted their views on Keuca, they were reliefed that the Keubrics DO have their limits on being lead blindly but their zeal, if though not tremendusly great as some would argue that it was because logic caught onto the Keubrics that their misfortune would've happened reguardless of wether or not the defective Astro Laser happened at all. But, the Legion did desided to correct their forced act of unfocus politics by releasing the firends and loved ones back into Kecua, whether alived to be pardoned on counts of being victimised by poor govermenting, or to be given a home burial for those that ended up not avoiding the bad politics in time. It, slightly improved relations, but there is an air that the Keubric side fo Keuca still has rather harsh views on otherworlders. Later, The Hawkens who saved his people would be the first of his family to reign position as general, as later generations would continue throughout the rest of the 1900s, and later on nearly around the mid-end, a Hawkens of a later generation become President, and sometime later, his son, Radcliff, became leader of the airforce.
 * Nicemile: Our proxy feud even eventally stopped after a while. The goverments felt it was starting to become a waste of money. That, doesn't stop our sour feelings though. It was still present enough that we've split the islands, this big one included, hell, even the entire planet, into sides that belong to each side of the world. We hope that by the fact that the Keubrics have shown some, through relucently, attempts to visit our side of the world once or twice, even, as you just seen, defending this side of the world from the same criminal synicates and terror groups that caused this mess to begin with, it was a sign that Keubrics and Keucans can become sharers of the world again. Though, we're not holding our breaths of it being declaired as of this time unless something unexpected happens. But ultamately, the astro-lasers became something the Keubrics never wished to have attempted ever again. Not even in the way the overly ambitious fool Crotson would've done it. Unfortunately, with the rumors that just came to your Grand Council, I'm afraid that this time, history might once again repeat itself.
 * Xandy: Well, not if we can help it. We're going to have this problem taken care of, even if it kills us.
 * President Nicemile: "Well, be warned that because the defective Astro-Laser wasn't spared because of face-value assumtions, whatever's left is most likely long buried or recycled in some recycling plant so there's no hope in trying to get further clues on what really happened. As far as the Legion would like to care, the Keubrics simply took terrorisum and crime abit too seriously and were considered of going onto the path of the Bulliarns! But only the people of Keuca felt that it doesn't add up! None of the Astro-Lasers under Crotson's wings were reported missing, and all of their skemetics were kept safe.... Well, the originals anyway, they made like a THOUNDSON copies for each arctitect to memberise the machines better, but the arctiects were only allowed to hold them during work, the copies were NEVER allowed to leave the bases holding each Astro-Laser."
 * Zosimo: "..... Maybe it was possable someone didn't wanted to play by the rules. Did Crotson had enemies? I mean, outside of the Keucans, the Iallog Extremeists and the synicates?"
 * President Nicemile: "You mean like a Keubric that HATED Crotson? I'm afraid that as far as I'm aware, there hasn't been a Keubric that actselly hated Crotson Vixor, at least in those times. I'm afraid the one who would better answer that is the current Keubric President himself."
 * Icky: "Ya mean we're back to relying on that dips*** to make good on his promise on actselly arranging a meeting with him?"
 * President Nicemile: "I take it your in understandable doubt on the boy's abilities in light of seeing his.... Least better quilities."
 * Mr. Krabs: "He wouldn't even commit to admiting that he loves your daughter more then his reputation! How are you sure he can garrintie a meeting with us?!"
 * President Nicemile: "Hawnkens may be, unfocused, but he's a bird of his word. Give him time to mend his pride and troubles and he'll be in a better mood to "play ball" as one would say."
 * Po: "No offence, but when your dealing with a potaintional dangerious weapon problem, ya can't afford to waste time!"
 * President Nicemile: "..... I, suppose in light of certain situations, it might be better to fast track this meeting. Very well.... I'll, see if I can negosiate a meeting with him in his office. I hold no promises though, keep in mind that we don't agree on alot of things, in fact, he might be abit cross at me for my feast plans with the Iallog leaders to bring out their better nature to see if doing so would bring them to reason to stop going to war with each other."
 * Icky: "No s***, because you pissed off the enemies those leader guys made throughout their family bloodlines! He'll probably call you out for endangering your own daughter for something your not even sure is gonna truely work!"
 * President Nicemile: "For what it's worth, I did managed to see some progress with them! They shown sides of themselves each have never seen before and have begun to think about what they're doing more!"
 * Shifu: "But how are you sure this progress won't end up being undone when their advisers on their home planet would either lead them back to their original feelings or remind them of Iallog being too damaged for peace now?"
 * President Nicemile: "A common Keubric argument. But, in some cases, yes, I can't predict whether or not the leaders would take the experiences to heart or if the advisers would allow it, but it never hurts to try! And that's what caused the Keubrics to give Keuca a hated reputation, even if it's only on their side! They always fail to make attempts to communicate and reason! Crotson choose to answer violence with violence and not through more peaceful means and look where that has brought him, mysterious defected astro-laser or not! His mistakes ended up speaking false volumes in Keucanian society, and a harsher viewing on the Keubrics AT THEIR WORSE! That they're nothing but angry zealous psychopaths who took their tragedy too seriously! Every single world in the universe fears Keuca because of that mess! All because the Keubrics decided to answer violence with violence?! You have any idea how many conflicts and violence could be resolved if we treated offenders like people and not monsters?"
 * Icky: "It, kinda tends to vary, Mac. You have to consider their mental health, their moral sense, their backstory, their desires, and the over all kind of person they are. Sometimes, even if you're being the nicest person ever, they'll still f*** you over after words."
 * President Nicemile: "True, but even then, it would STILL be greater then Keubrics would think! Treating people with compassion, love, and dignity would guarantee a better life!"
 * Shifu: "And in a sense, such a world, or even universe, is possible.... The trouble is, there are no absolutes with mortals. There is rarely such a thing as pure good and pure evil, even to gods and demons. Sometimes, even the kindest act, would be viewed as an act of harshness to some, while the cruelest act, could really be for a greater good VERY few, would understand. It is part of their nature, of the Yin and Yang. Both of these, conflict with each other with differing view points, but they cannot exist without each other.
 * Po: And trust me, even the Villains Act of all people knew that.
 * Shifu: The point is that sometimes, a better life must be fought for, even if you never wish to make it inconvenient to the obstacle that stands in your way. The ancestral Keucans understood this when they know King Pox could not be reasoned with."
 * President Nicemile: ".... Those times were different. Throughout our history, both the Keubrics and the Keucans become different. The Keubrics stayed in touch with their warrior side, but we Keucans, saw no reason to. We began to pursue more peaceful motivations. We want to see the best in everyone! We don't believe in the absolute worse!"
 * Merlin: "But your just as guilty in believing another extreme: The Absolute Best. Unlike the absolute worse, there's no problem in believing the absolute best, but there has to be a limit on that. You need to know that there are times, when there's those that would never show their better nature, likely from either never having one, or commonly forever losing their best side."
 * Shifu: "Being kind is a great virtue, but it can never be an absolute trait. And in a way, the Keubrics understood this. But the problem is, they never had your people's guidance to avoid the extreme that ruined them to begin with. Without understanding, the Keubrics ended up following extremes like Crotson or Gyelics almost blindingly and have ultimately ended up ruining themselves."
 * President Nicemile looked surprised and moderately amazed by this advice....
 * President Nicemile: ".... I never looked at it like that..... But the problem is, we did try that, but, they never listened."
 * Po: "That because in their eyes, you want them to basically wimp out on stopping terrorists and the criminal syndicates from treating your world like their plaything! You guys were too absolute on being nice that it conflicted with their interest on getting justice!"
 * President Nicemile: ".... I see... By all means, we Keucans understood the desire to avenge what happened to the founder shrine, but, we just wanted to reserve that justice on the ones actually guilty! They wanted to punish entire worlds over it!"
 * Icky: "Then you should've told them in a way that even they would get! That you're by all means about punishing the terrorists for f****** with you guys and the criminals for causing crime in your islands, but, your about doing it in a way that only punishes THEM and NOT the worlds they're from! They would've gotten that and perhaps the Astro Laser s*** would've been avoided!"
 * President Nicemile: "..... I see it now..... We pushed each other away in being too absolute! It wasn't solely the Keubrics' fault! It was both our faults! It was.... Our absolution that ruined everything and gotten this mess started..... The astro-laser was just an unfortunate includtion that would've been avoided had both Keubrics and Keucans have been..... Moderates....... I think I know exactly what I need to say to President Hawkens to get him to consider meeting with you people! I still can't necessarily guarantee he'll consider it, but in theory it might peaked his interest."
 * President Nicemile was with an aged Hawk-Eagle bird in a suit staring a bit bitterly at Nicemile. This was likely President Hawkens.
 * President Hawkens: "My son already told me enough about the Grand Council lapdogs. I'm sure they're already packing by now when you confirmed it for me that these rumors have nothing to do with us."
 * President Nicemile: "In a way, President Hawkens, yes, but, they now want answers to a possable alternative: That Crotson was a victim of an enemy of his that was a Keubric, or something of a far worse scale."
 * President Hawkens: "A KEUBRIC THAT HATED A KEUBRIC PRESIDENT?! THAT HASN'T BEEN POSSABLE SINCE.... No, no, I am not disclosing that information to neither YOU nor those aliens! Nothing you'll say will-"
 * President Nicemile: "They convinced me that the disasters that followed since the fall of our union wasn't your fault....."
 * President Hawkens was surprised by that.....
 * President Hawkens: "..... They..... Actually believed that?"
 * President Nicemile: "Yes..... We didn't do a very good job trying to guide you away from violence without discouraging your sense of justice. We both were stuck in absolutes."
 * President Hawkens: "......... Ok, if they can manage to make an enemy coddler like you see things differently, then I'm officially peaked with curiosity. I would like to see these aliens for myself. BUT, keep in mind that they have to re-earn my trust! I heard about how they gave my son a bit of hard time, even though I do understand that he was trying to control something he has no authority on! I wanna be able to see them MORE then just aliens that gave my son s*** for albeit understandable reasons!"
 * President Nicemile: "An understandable compromise.... I'm, amazed we actually came into some sort've agreement for once! Well, at least a beneficial one."
 * President Hawkens: "Don't push it, this is only because I wanted to see them aliens myself. I still have a LOT to say about your standards, especially since your kid was almost taken by extremists over your fancy dinner party with the people they hated and-"
 * President Nicemile: "Let's not ruin the moment that we agreed on something! Let's, just saver it."
 * President Hawkens: "..... Fair enough. Be sure to send those aliens to the Keubric house at 0800 hours! And be sure to warn them about our security procedures."
 * President Nicemile: "I'll be sure to inform them."
 * President Nicemile came up to the waiting heroes.
 * Mantis: "So, how did it go?"
 * President Nicemile: "...... Miraculously, though out of wanting to satisfy curiosity, he has agreed to meet you all! Though, keep in mind of several things. He is legitimately touchy about your encounters with Radcliff, so you'll need to re-earned his trust. Also, you'll have to go through their rather infamous security procedures designed to make sure your in no way a threat, so.... Don't expect to enter the Keubric side with your dignity intact. And finally..... You might not feel comfortable about their way of life...."
 * Icky: "It's like a typical republican state, isn't it?"
 * President Nicemile: "Times a trillion!"
 * Crane: "Oh dear."
 * Po: "Oh their security standards can't be THAT bad, right?"

Chapter 3: The Truth Behind the Attack/The Equalists
Inside a Keubric security measure building inside the Keurbic dividing wall. Outside the wall. Back inside. Scroop Corp productions. Back in the episode. Outside again. Suddenly, the episode was interupted as the ever lovable Deadpool shows up! Back to the episode abit later into it. On the other side of the Wall. (It went like this...) Keubric air force grounds. Meanwhile... Hawkens' office. Labs. Office. Flashback. Present... Outside the office.
 * The Heroes gasped in utter shock as Keucans and Keubrics alike are being continuously searched over repeatedly, even though painful measure like the infamous "anal procedures".
 * Icky: "..... You got to be s******* me."
 * Stephenie came in, looking as if she's on a personal mission.
 * Shifu: "Miss Stephanie? What are you doing here?"
 * Stephenie: "I'm going there to talk Radcliff out of being such a coward to Scar! I can't let him let a bully destroy our future because Hawkens had to be an insecure twat?!"
 * Iago: "Ya sure ya wanna go through THAT!? It looks painful and violating!"
 * Stephenie: "You'll be fine as long as you surrender anything that would label you a threat. So, if you had weapons on you, don't expect them to hold on to them until to leave their side of the island, or most considerably the world itself. Weaponry IS illegal on this side of the planet after all if you don't have a planet-only license."
 * The Penguins made shocked faces.
 * Rico: "Uh-oh."
 * Sam: "Ohhh boy. Then those of us with weapons are gonna be in a bit of pickle here."
 * SpongeBob: We used weapons here! (Patrick gasps) WE CAN'T KEEP THEM ON STANDBY!!! (Patrick gasps again) WE'RE GOING TO BE MARKED CRIMIALS!!! (Patrick moaned crazily) WE HAVE TO CONFESS!
 * Patrick: Confess?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT A FUTURISTIC PLACE LIKE THIS WOULD DO TO US?!? WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT SOME DUMB MAIL-FRONT SCHEME, OR HIJACKING HERE! WE-
 * Lord Shen: ( Grabs his mouth with his foot and stopped him before his stupidity became their downfall)... We don't need any of THAT ruining us, thank you very much! We've already looked like incompetent fools enough as it is! Magnum, you think you can perform your mind tricks on security?
 * Magnum: I feel a little iffy about mind controlling public security.
 * Icky: "Said the same chick who jedi mind tricked those guards from Urex out of booting us out over not adhearing to a freaking dress code. Don't go hypocrite on us now!"
 * Magnum: Let me spefify then! If it were a bad guy or a dirty cop or unreasonable enforcers, then I'd have no problem, but legitimate security? I think that would make me look deceitful and manipulative.
 * Iago: "THEN WHY DID YOU DO THAT IN UREX!?"
 * Magnum: "Because those guards would've been distruptive to the mission at the time! THESE people would only be an issue because of issues that are a legit concern, and not over being immproperly dressed!"
 * Samantha: And I'm out of the picture because my magic mini-scepter is subject to specific Magelio Council rules. One of those rules is to never use it for personal gain, such as worming through legitimate public security.
 * Skipper: (Sighs) Oh, screw going through this place, let's just take the van.
 * Stephanie: I wouldn't recommend it. Security is very specific about vehicles flying in and out. If they see you trying to fly through without following security protocol, they WILL deem you a threat and shoot you down.
 * Lord Shen: Fine, then! Magnum, time for you to be out of your hyporitical shell, it's time for that mind trick.
 * Magnum: I said I find it unethical!
 * Lord Shen: What choice do you have? Besides, Urex was proof you had no issues with messing with enforcer minds! These guys are clearly gonna be an issue for our ability to help this world and are an obvious problem for our mission to figure out a super weapon problem! Even if they're just doing their job, it would inadvertingly be a problem for this planet! Do you understand? We need these things to be able to protect ourselves or others from potaintional threats!
 * Magnum: Are you saying that making myself look malicious is supposed to be our only way of getting through without being busted?
 * Lord Shen: Look, bug-brain, we have no other means of getting through without being accused as criminals and/or threats. Now do your stupid mind tricks!
 * Magnum:... (Sighs) Well, I hope the Diamond forgives me for what I am about to do.
 * The Lodgers and Ha, with Gazelle and Stephanie, proceed to advance into the area and approached a guard on a desk looking unenthusiastic.
 * Security Guard: "Names?"
 * SpongeBob: We're the Shell Lodge Squad and the Heroes Act. We-
 * Security Guard: SPECIFICALLY, please!
 * Icky: Oh HELL no! You don't need to know ALL our names, mister! If we do another one of our introduction sketches, we're literally going to be here all day. Besides, we need to get to President Hawkens. It's urgent.
 * Security Guard: You must undergo a full-body cavity search before you are permitted to enter. We must make sure no weapons were present on this side of the planet.
 * Icky: "Ok, wait, isn't this side of the island suppsoe to be a PRO-GUN place, or at least pro-keep-yer-weapons kind of deal? Ya know, the whole Republican side of the island sthick?"
 * Security Guard: "It's different with NON-NATIVES! lIke you guys. Obviously. Heck, I would be surprised you still had weapons since your coming from the anti-gun side of the island! Then again, would I truely since they're such liberals that they stupidly trust outsiders like it's NOT gonna bite them in the ass later?"
 * Magnum sighed and was just about to commence with her trick when suddenly, She, Samantha, and the other magic users were eschourted away from the main group by two pteradautyl-like female guards.
 * Female guard 1: "All magic users have to be processed and taken to the magic disablers for safety reasons...."
 * Samantha: "Are you saying you want us to be without our magic?"
 * Female guard 2: "Well yeah! We dealt with magical trouble makers before. We rather not take chances. You have NO idea how often magic users tried to cheat their way out of being insected like anyone else with their fancy hocus pocus. It's deceitful and dishonest."
 * Magnum bitterly stared at Lord Shen.
 * Spongebob: "..... Wow, these people consider everything."
 * Trixie: "Ha! Jokes on them! They didn't get Trixie, a magical unicorn who-"
 * Female Guard 1: "Oh, thanks for making us aware. (Yoinks Trixie away from the group!)"
 * Trixie: ".... Me and my big and powerful mouth."
 * The Magic Users are all taken through a gateway like device where through an electrical bubble, the magic users felt their magic disabled.
 * Female Guard 1: "It'll only be for as long as your in Keuca."
 * Icky: "(Looks at Shen with a judging look...)..... You honestly didn't consider the possability that they dealt with magic users giving them problems before, did you?"
 * Lord Shen: "Ohh, bothersome!"
 * Security Guard: "Ok, everyone line up against the wall and wait to be inspected."
 * The Heroes were forced to comply with this.
 * An inspector little Rhamphorhynchus-like creature came out putting gloves.
 * Inspector: "Hello everyone, I am inspection doctor, Dr. Rhampus Rump. (Icky and Iago snickered).... And I'll be your thorough inspector. I'll start by inspecting the surface, then, if I feel like I need to, I'll inspect the insides, through any cravious. Not even your pooper is taboo to me. So, let the inspection begin."
 * Rhampus first came up to Spongebob and started patting him all over the place.
 * Rhampus: "Hmmm.... Hmm-hmmm. Mmm. Myesss? So far so good, yellow thing, but now, I must inspect your inside. And.... (Sees alot of holes)..... It appears I have my work cut out for me."
 * Rhampus streached his wings as small cracks are heard.
 * Rhampus begins to stick his fingers into every hole, as he pulls out various wacky things, like an old fastioned diving suit, tennis rackets, various pictures of his friends and family from Bikini Bottom, some spare boxed underwear, various items seen from the Spongebob TV Show, even mountains of krabby patties!
 * Rhampus: "Well, that covers virtually every hole in the body... Exception for the one of the anal varity."
 * Rhampus pulls down Spongebob's pants and initional underwear.
 * Spongebob: "...... Oh, darn."
 * Spongebob's voice: "(HIGH PITCHED SCREAMING!?)"
 * Rhampus: "Ok, your clean."
 * Spongebob was in a fetal position wimpering.
 * Scroopfan: "...... I really need to stop destroying Spongebob's innosence. I'm being no better then Nickalouden right now."
 * Scroopfan: "Thank you, thank you, it's funny, and sad, but true."
 * Rhampus: "All right, the fat pink guy's next."
 * Rhampus approuches a nervious Patrick.
 * Rhampus: "Ahhh..... You really are quite a fat guy, I see. They tend to be a challnage to work with cause of the rolls they carry.... HA! Good thing I long CONGURED that challnage."
 * Rhampus patted Patrck around, then proceed to look into his fatrolls, and pull out many forms of various foods, even his gumball wad Gummy, to Rhampus' personal disgust.
 * Rhampus: "BY THE DEVINES MAN!? WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING THING?!"
 * Patrick: "Hey, be nice to him, Gummy's very sensitvie!"
 * A piece of underwear crawls out of the gumwad and got onto Rhampus!
 * Rhampus: "DAH!?"
 * Underwear: "(Scary Voice) Your, not, Patrick."
 * Rhampus smacks the underwear away screaming!
 * Rhampus regains his composure.
 * Rhampus: "Gross but fascinating odd piece of some form of alien primeorial goo! It shall be kept for further sciencetific study to see if it is a threat.... Or if we can even use it at our leasure. (Tosses Gummy straight into the pile). Now, prepare thy an-nus!"
 * Patrick nerviously closed his eyes as he felt his pants pulled down!
 * Rhampus reacted with brief disturbed shocked at the sight of Patrick's gross vile disgusting crap ridden pus bleeding hairy ass ! (Animater's note: I AM NOT ANIMATING THIS?!) But Rhampus quickly gotten over it.
 * Rhampus: ".... I'm gonna need the GOOD gloves."
 * Rhampus brought heavy duty gloves and even then proceeded to put on a radaion suit.
 * Rhampus: "Not even a sevrely neglected glutious maximus can deter me."
 * Lord Shen: "(Quietly) For future reference, get Patrick's ass checked at and cleaned and mended admititly!"
 * Patrick's voice: "(SCREAMS AS LOUD AS HE CAN!?)"
 * Deadpool: "HEY DUDES AND DUDETTES!? GUESS WHO MANAGED TO GET A CAMEO IN THIS SERIES!? ME! Now, I've been instructed to inform you guys that we're gonna skip the rest of this scene and get to where after they gotten all the stuff and weapons out of them because, this scene will get BORRRRRING, very fast! So, here's the aftermath."
 * A huge pile of the Lougers' and HA's personal items and weapons is seen in a huge pile, including some personal items of Gazelle's and Stephenie's, as Rhampus stood all before the group.
 * Rhampus: "After inspecting the entire group, it is my duty to inform you all.... (Pausing for dramatic tension)....... Your all clear."
 * Silence........
 * Skipper: "HOLD ON, WAIT, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? YOU FOUND WEAPONS ON US AND YOUR LETTING US PASS?!"
 * Rhampus: "Well, you see, for one thing, your not on our terrorist list and/or our "no/fly" list, secondly, come on, you honestly think we can't reckindise the Shell Louge Squad and the Heroes Act? We HAVE actcess to Universeal TV you know! And the most impourent reason, you didn't tried anything to indicate your trouble, like, for exsample, trying to use magic to cheat your way of a legitamate progress, that would've been a red flag you were up to no good."
 * The Lougers, Heroes Act Members, and even Gazelle alittle bit, all looked blankly at Shen......
 * Lord Shen: "....... Seriously?"
 * Rhampus: "Your free to go. You'll reclaim your various items and weaponry once you either leave the planet, or at the least our side of the island..... Have a nice visit."
 * The Group came out of the otherside.
 * Shrek: "Ohhhhhh! I think that little dinosaur gotten me right were my old arrow wound was! Ohhh! That brings back memories!"
 * Donkey: "That guy's hands was cold and rubbery!?"
 * Icky: "Ohhh! At least the guy was nice enough to always changed gloves after every ass probing! Ow! Ohhhh! Why do they bother with that stuff anyway!? What terrorist would think to shove a weapon or a gun up his ass!?"
 * Stephenie: "Then you guys never met this one Iallog terrorist named Hoggor Hugeass, who shoved many weapons up his butt to sneak pass security, and failed thanks to Rhampus."
 * Icky: "..... Forget I asked."
 * Patrick: "I hope gummy will be okay."
 * Squidward: "OUR VIRGINY IS HALF VIOLATED AND YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT WAD OF ABC GUM?!"
 * B.O.B.: "Pfft! I don't know what you guys are complaining about! I didn't even felt him!"
 * Icky: "Your a blob genius! When he did ass probed ya, all he got was blue goob and a quick relisation that you didn't tecnecally have an ass! Your minus an ASS?!"
 * Shenzi: "And now I know what cows feel like when the same thing happens to them!"
 * Trixie: "I'll never live this down!"
 * Lord Shen: "We're all with our pride shattered and our personal space violated?! But it has the added injury of our weaponry confinskated, our personal items taken, they didn't even let us KEEP our communicaters, AND our magic users are magicless?! We're no threat to the pottainional problem at hand?!"
 * Magnum: "Perhaps it is karma punishing you trying to risk our credability by asking me into trying to cheat those people only doing their jobs of making sure nothing gets by armed and dangerious!"
 * Lord Shen: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO NOT HAVE US BE LATE TO SEE THE KEUBRIC PRESIDENT?! WE MAY'VE WELL ENDED UP GIVING HIM ANOTHER REASON TO MISTRUST US?!"
 * ???: "Ya need to have alittle more faith in my father then that."
 * Tracy and the rest of the Keubrican air force arrived.
 * Tracy: "I bet you misfits didn't hear about dad's last minute change to 1200 hours instead of 0800 hours cause he remembered that security inspection takes forever."
 * Spongebob: "We, kinda rushed out before we would assume President Nicemile gotten another call from him."
 * Icky: "See Shen? Karma showed alittle mercy there after it felt you suffered enough."
 * Lord Shen growled.
 * Lucky: "Yo, what up with your friend?"
 * Boss Wolf: "He's pissed because we're left unable to battle even the lamest villain ever because security took all out stuff!?"
 * Tracy and the gang looked at eachother mischefiously.
 * Tracy: "..... Ya know, we know how to get your stuff back. We know a guy who can get ANYTHING out of the wall for a price. He's like, a shadow. He's nowhere and everywhere. He calls himself,..... Mr. Nothing. Because no one knows his real name or his speices! He's always in the shadows!"
 * Lucky: In fact, the guy has a commercial for his secret business right here. (Shows it to them on a datapad)
 * (Mr. Nothing): Psst. Got some stuff that was...uh...appropriated? Worried that you can't use your confiscated weapons to defend yourself and/or others? With Mr. Nothing, your 'contraband' will be safe with you in no time. Whether it's weapons, gadgets, or anything embarrassing, I'll hook you up, quickly, cheaply, and most importantly, quietly. So next time you wanna go through the wall and you end up meeting the...disturbing cavity search methods that make you feel violated in more ways than one...remember the name...Mr. Nothing. The only inspections we pass are yours. (The commercial ends)
 * Lucky: He's located in a secluded place in Fytherstone.
 * Shou: Yeah, and even though the President can give you temporary planet-only licenses for your weapons, they do NOT come cheap OR without a lot of procedures of responsibility that take months.
 * Icky: "Look, we appresiate the help, but we're NOT gonna asked a smuggler to steal back our stuff just to not feel defenseless or armed. We rather take our chances being neutered as an effective hero force then looking like a problem."
 * Tracy: "Fair enough, but that would mean that if there's another problem, you'll have to place your trust solely on us, AND Radcliff! That means, you DO have to do EVERYTHING he says and follow his orders to the letter!"
 * Xandy: "Ugh.... If it'll get us to President Hawkens, fine."
 * Lucky: "Ya see? Trusting us isn't so hard."
 * Stephenie: "Tracy, have you seen your brother?"
 * Tracy: "He's still on his "alone time". Trust me, he is NOT in a happy mood during his alone time."
 * Stephenie: "I need to talk to him about standing up to Scar!"
 * Cowl: "Who's gotta scar?"
 * Stephanie: I mean his bully.
 * Cowl: Ohh... THAT guy.
 * Gore: (Sighs and mutters to himself)
 * Tracy:... Well, we'd be delighted to bring you to him, but... Steph, have you spoken to your mother about even coming through here? Ya know the First Lady of the Keucanics is abit over-protective about you entering our neightberhood.
 * Stephanie: I have, trust me. I'm tired of Radcliff pushing me away, and I want him to admit that he's not being a good person to me, and he should start being more assertive. He's the leader of the entire air force, so he needs to start ACTING like one!
 * Cowl: But I think he is already.
 * Stephanie:... Does that guy EVER say anything NOT stupid?
 * Lucky: Don't blame him, he's got a mental condition where he is unable to think before he speaks, or even keep things to himself for that matter. He's in this force because he is still a good fighter overall.
 * Icky: "What about the Thunderclap-Look-A-Like?"
 * Lucky: "Oh, Gore-Nado? He's a Zidactyl native to an uncontrolled island we befriended. We're, still working on making him talk like a person."
 * Patrick: Wait, I thought he was a pterosaur.
 * Lucky:... (Sighs) That's the name of his SPECIES, you complete half-wit!
 * Gore: (Mutters unintelligibly)
 * Icky: "..... Is it safe to say that this place was a semi-dinosaur island planet before you people showed up?"
 * Lucky: "Ehh, more or less. It has a mixed co-dominance with other prehistoric critters too."
 * Tracy: Now come with us. We will take ya to the president. Steph, after we're done with the misfits, we'll take you to Radcliff. Again, keep in mind, bro does NOT tend to like visitors during his moods. Not even if it's people he trusts!
 * Lucky: "Cowl and I learned that the hard way when his grabbed our asses with his talons and squeesed the ever living f***s out of them!"
 * Aurlena: "Yikes! Is the punk THAT bad to him that he ends up going into tirades that hurts even his own friends? Why would the leader of the air force take that from some scrub like this Scar guy?"
 * Tracy: "Scar is the son of one of the brass generals that can litterally deside wether or not Hawkens is worthy of the position anymore. If bro stood up to Scar, and over Stephenie, a Keucan, that would easily be the end of his career."
 * Stephenie: "Oh, so unprofessional misconduct and straight up BLACKMAIL is involved!? Ugh!? Ya know, if the Keucans and the Keubrics were still unionised, Keucan members of the brass would not take that sort of nonsense kindly!"
 * Tracy: "Well Steph, we aren't still togather, so Scar is basicly allowed to do whatever he wants because his dad doesn't really realise the kind of dips*** he is. And he is NOT very good at accepting the facts, which he'll instead see it as an insult to his son without proof!"
 * Stephanie:... Okay, Scar and his family SERIOUSLY need to be kicked out. They don't deserve to be in the air force if they're going to treat Hawkens with such disrespect. Does Scar and his father realize that by kicking out the air force's best leader, they run the risk of pissing off his father?
 * Tracy: It's not that easy. Like any democracy or republic, the president only has limited power. In our society, the air force is a part of the judicial branch, so the only two people who control them are both the Commander-in-Chief of the Air Force, Commander Cygmund Goashcon, AND the Air Force supreme judge, Magistrate Lector Turybdis. Plus, Scar's family has been in the air force for years, and it would be a sheer disgrace to kick them out for even having the president's son fired.
 * Stephanie: WHAT THE HELL KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?!? IF THERE'S ANYTHING I KNOW ABOUT YOUR CULTURE, THEN I KNOW THAT BLACKMAILING IS AN ACT OF DISGRACE!!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCAR IS GETTING AWAY WITH HIS THREATS BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS TOO CRUEL AND TOO BLIND TO CALL HIM OUT FOR IT?!? THE SCOOP POOPER FAMILY IS ATROCIOUS!! HOW HAS THEIR CRIME EVER GOTTEN PAST COMMANDER GOASHCON?!? AS COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!!
 * Lucky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Stephanie, easy! We know it makes no sense, but that's the way it is!
 * Stephanie: THEN I AM CERTAINLY GOING TO HAVE A WORD WITH RADCLIFF'S FATHER AND HAVE HIM CALL OUT SCAR'S RETARDED BLIND FATHER!!! I CAN'T PUT UP WITH RADCLIFF'S COWARDICE ANY LONGER!! I'M SEEING THIS THROUGH, OR GET PUNISHED TRYING!!
 * Tracy: Okay, STEPHANIE! YOU'D BETTER LOWER YOUR DAMN TONE BEFORE YOU BEGIN TO SOUND LIKE A KEUBRIC, WHICH I'M ABSOLUTELY SURE YOU DO NOT WANT! Yes, it may sound stupid for Scar to get away with treating Hawkens like this, but if President Hawkens calls out other bodies of authority as if he has total authority over them just because you told him too, you are going to face SERIOUS charges that even diplomacy will not fix. You are unintentionally going to sabotage yourself with your own desperate desire to help Radcliff.
 * Stephanie: Well, what the hell am I supposed to do, genius? Should I let him be treated this way? Should I let this injustice remain uncorrected? Should I not do something? Either way, it is not fair for Radcliff to be treated this way. He is an elite, and he'd better start nutting up!
 * Lord Shen: Stephanie, we get it, what they're doing is wrong! But doing something crazy without thinking things through is going to get you into some serious trouble. Now GET A GRIP before you do something you will INTENSLY regret!
 * Stephenie: "If you expect me to give up on Radcliff like that, then you people have your priorities mixed up?! If President Hawkens can't do it, then I am going to complain to Goashcon myself!"
 * Tracy: "Steph, (Stephenie leaves) wait! Ugh..... And people say we Keubrics are the stubbern ones."
 * Lord Shen groaned in anger!
 * Lord Shen: "It's ALWAYS something that hinders our mission!?"
 * Stephenie was seen approuching the area, and looked at the amazing display of Keubirc birds training and honing their skills in the area.
 * Stephenie then saw Hawkens taking is anger out of a training dummy, which Stephenie saw that it was best to let him have the chance to cope with his anger.
 * Stephenie then saw the same gyrfalcon/condor-like pterosaur-winged creature leader from before being followed by the brass. This was the Commander Goashcon.
 * Stephenie commence to walk in.
 * Commander Goashcon: "Good members of the brass, I think you'll be impressed to know that our air force has proven to be a vastly superior force. With the capture of 4 of the strongest of the 4 dominaent terror groups from Iallog, it has once again proven that Keuca's millaterry power has remain strong and true even dispite the unexplainable failure of Project Keucanian Justice. One day, we'll realise our dream to commence going to war with Iallog and ridding it of both the extremeists AND the vastly unreliable leaders and reshape Iallog into our- (Sees Stephenie coming torwords him)..... Ah. Good Morning to you Miss Nicemile. Came to see Young Master Radcliff again? He's at the training grounds if your looking for him and-"
 * Stephenie: "CUT THE CRAP, SIR!! I'm hear to talk to you about your shotty leadership!"
 * Commander Goashcon was confused by the comment.
 * Commander Goashcon: "..... Well, I had heard you tend to be a bit spicy when upset, but goodness. Seeing is believing. I never known a Keucan to actselly be aggressive. Now, what is this about my leadership being shotty?"
 * Stephenie: "DON'T PLAY DUMB?! LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW?! Brass General Scoop Pooper's son has been treating Hawkens like crap and is reducing him to be a cowerd torwords me?! HE EVEN CALLED HIM A MODERATE FOR BEING IN LOVE WITH ME!?"
 * Commander Goashcon was legitamently shocked and surprised by this, not because of Stephenie being disrespectful, but because the news of what was happening between Hawkens and Scar.
 * Commander Goashcon: "..... Oh my gosh. It's, it's that what's been going on? No wonder Hawkens spended more time in training. Ms. Nicemile, I am really apologenic about this, I-"
 * A large eared falcon-like brown eagle creature Brass General shoved Goashcon aside looking angry at Stephenie. This was Brass General Scoop Pooper.
 * Brass General Pooper: "HOW, DARE YOU DISRESPECT MY SON LIKE THAT, YOU KEUCAN WHORE?! YOU HAVE NO EVIDENCE SUPPORTING THE LIE?!"
 * Commander Goashcon: "Brass General, I will NOT tolerate disrespect torwords any offspring of respected offictal, even if they're Keucans! This young lady has a right to explain her concerns and I will not make our air force look bad by making it look as if we approve of unprofessional misconduct. Is that clear?"
 * Brass General Pooper: "But-"
 * Commander Goashcon: "IS, THAT, CLEAR?!"
 * The Brass General backed away slowly, ears down.
 * Commander Goashcon: "..... Now, tell me exactly what Scar was doing."
 * Stephenie: "Oh where do I BEGIN!? Scar has picked on Radcliff Hawkens, THE SON OF THE KEUBRIC PRESIDENT, for loving a Keucan, AND threatened to have his social standing and career DESTROYED for ever standing up to him by complaining everything to Brass General Scoop Pooper like the whiney spoiled bad egg of a brat he is, AND THOSE YUTS HAVE EVEN MANAGED TO MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DAMN FOOL FOR NOT REALISING IT SOONER?! JUST WHAT KIND OF SHIP DO YOU THINK YOUR RUNNING?! YOUR UNWITTINGLY LETTING THEM GET AWAY WITH UNPROFESSIONALISUM AND BLACKMAIL BECAUSE THE SCOOP POOPER NAME HAS BEEN LIKE A NAMESAKE FOR YOUR MILLATERRY!? THAT SHOULD NOT BE AN EXCUSE TO LET THEM GET WAY WITH THIS!?"
 * Commander Goashcon: "And it damn well does not! I'll promise to report this to Lector and he'll have this sorted out. In the meantime, Brass General Scoop Pooper, tell your son to go pack his things cause both you and your son are NO longer apart of MY airforces!?"
 * Brass General Scoop Pooper: "But sir!? Jakcoor Scoop Pooper was the greatest war hero of Keuca! Kicking us out would dishonor his name and the sacrivices he made?!"
 * Commander Goachcon: "His name was already dishonored. BY YOU AND YOUR UNFIT FOR SERVICE BASTURD OF A CHILD?! I, DO NOT, TOLERATE BULLYING AND BLACKMAIL IN MY AIR FORCE?! YOU, AND YOUR SON, GET OUT!? YOUR BOTH DISCHARGED!? (Rips the general badges from the now FORMER Brass General Scoop Pooper?!) You'll surrender the suit to the dry cleaners and leave in your civilian clothes!?"
 * Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper solumly leaves and gives a bitter look to Stephenie.
 * Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper: "....... You ruined a legacy and neutered this air force's ability to powerful. I hope you'll sleep well tonight."
 * Ex-Brass Scoop Pooper left.
 * Commander Goashcon: "Miss Nicemile, you'll have my word that Scar Scoop Pooper and his father will be court-martialed and trailed for their actions. Thank you for bringing this up. Good day, Madam."
 * The Commander and the remaining Brass left.
 * Stephenie: "...... Heh. And they said this was gonna end badly."
 * Hawkens walked in and shocked beyond belief.
 * Hawkens: "Did you..... Just...... CONVINCE THE COMMANDER TO DISCHARGED ONE OF THE BRASS GENERALS AND SCAR?!"
 * Stephenie: "I originally just wanted to talk you out of being afraid of being only in love. Then I have discovered the kind of awful things Scar was doing to you and-"
 * Hawkens grabbed her in a hug.
 * Hawkens: "....... Thank you."
 * Hawkens and Stephenie gave eachother a romantic kiss.
 * ???: "YOU SLUT!!"
 * The two stopped and gasped at a bulky eared bird similar to Scoop Pooper but younger and with a scar on his face, appearing to be Scar Scoop Pooper.
 * Scar S.P.: "I SHOULD'VE FIGURED THAT DIRTY SLUT WOULD'VE TATTLED ON ME AND DAD, MODERATE!? I WAS SO DAMN CLOSE ON GETTING THROUGH TO YA TOO!? YOU COULD'VE BEEN USEFUL FOR THE CAUSE?!"
 * Hawkens: "DON'T YOU DARE- Wait..... The Hell are you talking about?"
 * Scar S.P.: "THE PLANS FOR UNIFACATION WOULD'VE BEEN GLORIOUS WITH YOU BY OUR SIDE?!"
 * Hawkens: "No seriously, what the hell are you talking about!?"
 * Scar S.P.: "OUR GLORIOUS RETURN TO THE UNION AGE OF KEUBRICS AND KEUCANS WOULD'VE BEEN THE MOST GRANDEST THINGS EVAR!?"
 * Hawkens: "SERIOSULY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! ONE MOMENT AGO, YOU WERE TALKING SMACK ABOUT THE KEUCANS, AND NOW YOU GONE NUT ON ME?! Who are you and what did ya do with the real Scar?!"
 * Scar. S.P.: "THAT SCAR NEVER EXISTED!? (ROARS AN ABOMINABLE BATTLE CRY AS HE TURNED INTO A MUTANTED, CYBERCONNECTIC, NECROMORTHIC, ABOMINABLE MONSTROSITY?!) (MONSTERIOUS VOICE) THERE WERE NEVER A SCAR SCOOP POOPER?! Brass General Mantecor Scoop Pooper never had a son?! I, AM AN AGENT OF FORCES AIMING TO CREATE THE REUNION AGE!? AN AGE THAT WOULD'VE MADE YOUR BUDDING ROMANCE POSSABLE?! UNFORTUNATELY, WE ONLY NEEDED TO RUIN IT BRIEFLY SO YOU COULD RECRUITED YOU INTO OUR RANKS, HAWKENS?! YOUR GREATER GRANDFATHER UNKNOWINGLY HAS DONE US A LEGENDARY SERVICE WHEN HE TURNED ON GENERAL GYELICS!? HE STOPPED THAT FOOL FROM RUNNING THE RISK OF THE USRA-SPAWNED LEGION FROM EVENTALLY DISCOVERING MORE ABOUT THE TRUTH BEHIND THE BENGREN ATTACK?! THERE WAS TALK IN THE LEGION ON INVESTIGATING MORE ABOUT THE ASTRO-LASER THAT ATTACKED BENGREN IN DESIRES TO PREVENT DISHASTOR IN HOPES TO STOP A DISHASTORIOUS EVENT?! WE HOPED TO HAVE YOUR GREATER GRANDFATHER TO JOIN US, BUT THAT SAME HONOR HE USED AGAINST GYELICS WOULD WORK AGAINST US!? SO WE AIMED TO SETTLE FOR WHATEVER WAS THE BEST OF HIS BLOODLINE!? AND THAT BECAME YOU!? YOU ALSO SHOWED KIDNESS TO A KEUCAN, SOMETHING THAT WAS NEVER DONE IN AGES, AND YOU MADE YOURSELF A PERFECT CANIDATE FOR OUR CAUSE!?"
 * Hawkens: "Uh, yeah, if membership means I have to become a freaky monster, then NO thanks Scar! I'll pass!?"
 * "Scar": "I, AM NOT SCAR!? I, AM, JACOOR!? AND WE'RE NOT ALL LIKE THIS?! ONLY THE BEST MEMBERS?!"
 * Hawkens: "Wait... Jacoor? AS IN THE JAKCOOR OF THE KEUCANIAN COMMUNIST WARS?! But what're your doing alive and as a freak and not, ya know, dead?!"
 * Jacoor: "I WILL SHOW YOU AND YOUR PERSISTENT LADY FRIEND!? HER WILLINGNESS TO RISK HER LIFE FOR YOU IS MORE THEN ENOUGH TO BE INCLUDED!?"
 * Hawkens: "Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on THAT too!?"
 * Jacoor: "IT IS NOT A REFUSEABLE OFFER?!"
 * Jacoor grabs Hawkens with his talons and pins him down, then looks at the bewildered Stephenie!
 * Jacoor: "AND NOW FOR YOU MY DEAR!?"
 * Stephenie: "...... I, am, NOT, playing the damsel in distress agan!? (Enters a martical art pose!)"
 * Jacoor was briefly surprised by this, then laughs!
 * Jacoor: "You dare think I'm gonna be intimidated by tha-"
 * Stephenie leaped up and repeatingly Chun-Li Spinned-kicked Jacoor in the face, doing tremendus damage! This freed Hawkens in the progress.
 * Stephenie then kick-flipped Jacoor face first into the ground, knocking him out!
 * Hawkens stared amazed at this!
 * Stephenie: "(Breaths heavily), THAT, WAS FOR MESSING WITH MY MAN, ASSWIPE!?"
 * Hawkens: ".... Well, I see training with Shou Lin really paid off!"
 * Commander Goashcon and the surprised brass and Mantecor came in and saw this!
 * Commander Goashcon: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
 * Hawkens: "I'm just as confused as you are sir."
 * Mantecor gotten really nervious as if something was just exposed and tried to escape!
 * Hawkens: "MANTECOR'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT!?"
 * Goashcon: "HE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?! SOMEONE STOP HIM!?"
 * Suddenly, Mantecor was sniped by a deadly laser in the head?!
 * Everyone was surprised!?
 * Mantecor fell down dead!
 * A dark silluetted force was seen.
 * The figure began to press a few buttons seemingly on his own body.
 * ???: "You were a valueable ally, Jacoor..... But you blowing your own cover like a complete incompetent idiot CANNOT be forgiven."
 * Suddenly, Jacoor began to scream as he woke up and shocked everyone!
 * The silluetted force rereated into the shadows.
 * Jacoor screamed as it began to get garbled as Jacoor started to melt into a hidious ugly pile of melted flesh, staticy machinery and pus as even the skeleton was reduced to nothing.
 * Hawkens: "...... Note to self, I'M SO NEVER FORGETTING YOUR BIRTHDAY!?"
 * Stephenie: "I DIDN'T DO THAT, HAWKENS?!"
 * Goashcon: "Then the real question is..... Who is behind this?"
 * Hawkens: "..... We got to get to my dad, Steph. NOW!"
 * ???: (The unknown figure appeared in a secluded military underground fortress with a symbol with a circle and central equal sign on it was seen)... (Shrugs) Jacoor's overcompidence has just made everything difficult!
 * Harrathor: (She appeared) Sir, I'd like to point out that you just left Hawkens and the rest of the air force to tell everyone about our plan. Aren't we supposed to be undercover?
 * ???: "If I attempted to go after them after what just happened, then we would be in a worser situation, Lt. Clawla. Be glad that I at least delayed it..... For now...... For what it's worth, Jacoors did not gone into complete details, so we're NOT in admidiate danger. But this still means however that production on our lastest device must be made to move quicker, post-haste!"
 * Lt. Clawla: "You sure sir? The Lougers and the HA have been both disarmed and left unable to be a true threat."
 * ???: "Well thanks to Jacoor, that might no longer be the case?! President Hawkens won't abide to his laws forever! Espeically if it's an emergeny!? We must speed up the production of the new weapon quickly! While your at it, increase our security defenses Clawla!? Is that clear?"
 * Lt. Clawla: "Yes sir."
 * President Hawkens was silently staring at the window, then turned back to his son, Nicemile, the Lougers and Gazelle, The HA and Radcliff's group, along side Commander Goashcon.
 * President Hawkens: "So, let me get this straight....... Scar wasn't Scar, but Jacoor, only, he didn't look like the respected war hero, but, some kind of abominable monster that's a mixed of, mutantion, cybernectics, undead, and who knows what else, and that ONE OF THE DAMN BRASS was in on with him for trying to drag my son into some kind of unknown group with connections to where the Bengren attack Astro Laser came from, then suddenly, Mantecor was killed by a laser shot from nowhere and Jacoor melted into a disgusting mess?!..... SON, ARE YOU DAMN SURE YOUR NOT ON DRUGS AGAIN!?"
 * Hawkens: "It's the truth!?"
 * President Hawkens: "THEN SHOW ME THE BODIES!? Er, well.... Body and the gross puddle!"
 * Commander Goashcon: "They're being taken to the exsamination labs as we speak. The colonybird doctors are waiting for us."
 * Magnum: I sure hope this 'puddle' isn't THAT vile.
 * Shenzi: Hon, we've seen melted flesh before in many of our adventures. Don't ask us about it, it was just very disgusting. (They left)
 * Mantecor was on an exsamination table with the robin-like birds examining it.
 * Doctor 1: "... Well, obviously enough, this guy died from a shot to a head. I don't even know why we need to even investigate this guy."
 * Doctor 2: "It so we can figure out the weapon that did it, duh! It's the puddle that troubles me!"
 * A bucket of the gross remains of Jacoor was seen.
 * Doctor 2: "I can't believe that used to be a living creature.... Or, whatever it was."
 * Doctor 1: "And our computer is still decoding what is inside that stuff."
 * Head Doctor comes in.
 * Head Doctor: "The Board informs us that the Keubric president himslf and several others have wishes to see our guests."
 * Doctor 2: "Well tell them not to expect too many answers for this time, we're still figuring out what the deuce happen!"
 * Head Doctor: "I think you'll have to do that because they do not know the meaning of waiting!"
 * Pres. Hawkens: (They came in and saw all the small birds spread around and doing their work)...
 * Puss:... That's a lot of birds.
 * Pres. Hawkens: That's why they're called colonybirds. They're normally eusocial. All these are in the weaver caste, and live in different areas in Fytherstone. With their combined effort, they can do anything quick. They're some the finest geniueses tax payer money can buy and-
 * Shrek: PUSS!
 * Puss: (He was stalking a doctor until he was stopped)... Sorry, instinct.
 * Donkey: Yeah, you wish, that bird is a little too big for you to swallow. Size may not matter in these worlds, but come on, show some self-control anyway!
 * Pres. Hawkens: Yeah, THAT, was among the reasons why we're so tough on visitors, outside of just because of terrorisum and crime.... SOME critters can't seem to ignor their instints! (Puss nerviously laughs.).... I'll make this quick before we're a doctor short. DR. SEBTS?!? (A colonybird scientist flew down and greeted him)
 * Colonybird Scientist (Dr. Sebts): Hello, Mister President. I can imagine what you heard about Mantecor and "Jacoor" was unbelievable.
 * Pres. Hawkens: Where's Mantecor's body? (Colonybirds flew over with the body on the table.)
 * Doctor #3: Well, sir..... The laser wound in his head, DOESN'T match any form of weaponry used in sniper assassinations.... We, don't even think a sniper gun even did THIS! (Points to the burned wound in Mantecor's head).... It's vastly too violent for a sniper gun.
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) EEEEH!!
 * Pres. Hawkens: Any clues on what kind of weapon did this?
 * Doctor #4: As the son of a scientist with doctorates in both weapons technology and physics...... I'm afraid I don't have a clue! It's, as if Mantecor was victimised by an entirely new and unknown weapon!
 * President Hawkens: "..... What about what happened to.... "Jacoor"?"
 * Dr. Sebts: Very well. The... Protoplasm... Is over there. (Shows the bucket on the other table) Just be careful around the rest of the staff, they can be a little pushy.
 * Batty: For swarming birds, I don't blame them.
 * Alex: I for one do NOT wanna get my ass kicked by a flock of birds. Let's go. (They approach as they see the bucket of melted organic matter)
 * Spyro: Ick.
 * Kowalski: Egad! What kind of thing could do this?
 * Dr. Sebts: Well, we had it analyzed....... And..... Believe it or not, this was done by tecknowagey we have no reckinition in. The best ever throey I could offer is, that these two were both killed in surprisingly accurate and Teadr 1-like ways. It's possable that we're dealing with some kind of Yatoran or a Keubric that got his wings on Teadr 1 technology.
 * Boss Wolf: Eh, don't remember what a 'Yatoran' is, but I prefer to agree we're dealing with a totally crazy Keubric who is pissy about Crotson's execution, the shutting down of this project of his, and is angry about Iallog and Bengren wronging him, or whatever.
 * Hawkens: He said it had something to do with the separation of the Keucans and Keubrics, remember? If anything, whoever did this was from that group that unforturnately, Jacoor, Or Scar, or whoever or WHATEVER he was, has never called them by name, it's to be assumed Jacoor was punished for failing and that the Brass General was killed to prevent him from being made to expose everything.
 * Dr. Sebts: But what is wrong about our seperation? We separated because we had conflicting beliefs and customs, which was irrrelivent to the terrorist problems and the crimewaves. If we HAD stayed together, who knows what would've happened?
 * President Hawkens: "Sebts, you know damn well that even if we had defelupt those differing opinions and standerds and WITHOUT our problems to begin with, we would've been able to make our unionship work reguardless."
 * Dr. Sebts: "Your kidding, right Mr. President? With the kind of direction we are going and oppisite to the Keucans, it would be a political nightmare to co-exist now."
 * President Hawkens: "YOU DON'T KNOW THAT OTHER THEN YOUR CRACK-POT THROEIES, PIPSQUEAK!? Now I didn't came here to listen about doubt of a new unionship, reguardless of debatable possability, I CAME TO ASK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DECEASED!? And frankly, YA'LL FAILED TO FIGURE IT OUT!?"
 * Dr. Sebts: "We are trying to the best of our ability, but this is legitamently something we don't very well understand! All we have is guesswork! We may be geniuses, but we're NOT miricle workers?! These are the best answers I can give to you, I'm sorry!"
 * President Hawkens: "(GROANS), DAMN!? The public is NEVER gonna settle down over this?! (Thinks long and hard about this for awhile)..... (Sighs)..... I'll give you all more time to figure things out. I'll be back later to see if you make even slight improvement on figuring this out. Until then..... I have a meeting that's been delayed long enough....."
 * The group left.
 * President Hawkens was seen sitting by his desk with the Lougers, Heroes Act, Hawkens and friends, and Gazelle on standby.
 * President Hawkens: "(Sighs)....... As, much as this mess is the most stressful of my career, I guess I should answer your question about what Keubric would hate President Crotson...... Now, I, have my doubts that he would have anything to do with this, but..... I guess you need to know some additional history Nicemile didn't cover cause it wasn't relivent to the main issue at hand....."
 * (Pres Hawkens): "During the twilight hours of our unionship sometime WAY before the troubles that started anything, we had a different problem we worried about...... An island that was once part of the united islands of Keuca, fell onto control the rising dictatorship of Communlar...... An anti-capitalist who believes communisum shall become the next evolution of Keuca and that it should be rid of demockacy, because it has failed him in the past because of the system's failure to satisfy his needs.... It became the start of the Communist War.... And it was mostly something we Keubrics had to deal with since our Keucan friends have lost their fighting spirit, but they did well enough to prevent us from going into extremes, but not enough where it feels like they're hindering our interests in stopping a legit problem. Some of the best Keubrics were sent to fight for our rights against the threat of Communlor and the Keummunist Union. Among the best of the best, outside of Jacoor, was Carnamarch G. Equinox.... He was the best soldier our nations ever seen. He was brave. He was tactical. He can take a hit. He stood for our patriotisum beliefs.... But he had the ability to not over-sell it. Next to Jacoor's eventual sacrivice where he was THOUGHT to had been lost, it was Carnamarch that won the war for us.... He captured Communlar and talked him out of continuing this and to accept the consinsquences of his actions and to agree to let demockacy be restored back into the island, as such, disloving the Keummunist Union, scattering it into small splinter cells that since then at the time were still trying to restore what they lost. We mostly disbaned a large majority of these smaller cells but a particularly crafty group that always evaded our grasp.... Carnamarch was always working to absolve the last of splinter cells, but unfortunately...... Time, never allowed him that chance..... When 4/10 happened, the soldiers were ordered to leave that island and to, for now, forget about the one fledgeling splinter cell and to worry about terrorisum. Carnamarch, while still being concerned about the remaining splinter cell, understood that a bigger challnage had to be answered.... However..... He was not happy to what he came back to...... The Unionship between Keubrics and Keucans had died because of our issues on how to handle something we had never handled before, as Carnamarch was horrifived of what has become.... The Building of The Wall, the birth of many new forms of standerds for each-side to take, and most of all..... His beloved, a female Keucan, would never be allowed to see him again because of this deviding..... Carnamarch was further enraged that Crotson has never attempted to mend this problem, caring for his own interests.... Carnamarch, called Crotson out on it."
 * Carn: "WHY, DID YOU ALLOW OUR UNIONSHIP TO DIE, CROTSON!? FRIENDS AND FAMILY ARE SEPERATED?!"
 * Crotson: "Look, Equinox, there was little I could've done! The Keucans and Keubrics have changed from the days of when we fought against Monarchy! The Keucans lost their warrior spirit! They don't want us to punish the Iallog extremeists for what they had done?!"
 * Carn: "They CLEARLY just want us to avoid taking a tragity too seriously?! That runs the risk of doing things that'll make you less justifiable then the harm causers of this! In fact, I HEARD RUMORS THAT YOU PLAN TO MESS WITH ASTRO-LASERS?! Please tell me that's not true sir?! You know the USRA races don't appresiate that sort've thing because they have outlawed it throughout the UUniverses!"
 * Crotson: "Trust me, this is NOT a case of us becoming the second coming of the Bulliarns! We are making less powerful versons designed to only destroy the bases of our enemies but would otherwise leave the planets that look as if nothing happen! It'll be quick, painless, and the major races would have no idea it went down!"
 * Carn: "HOW CAN YOU PREDICT THAT!? What if there was an astro-laser that didn't do what you wanted and ended up damaging more then just your enemies, even IF it still didn't DESTROYED the planet?! It wouldn't matter in the long run to the main races because you still messed with something that shouldn't've been mesed with!"
 * Crotson: "BY ALL DAMN MEANS, I AM NOT PROUD OF THIS?! I know this will likely cost me my life and the planet's credability, but if we done it right, swiftly and quietly we'll destroy our enemies without destroying the worlds, AND no one would be the wiser! Besides, it'll be on terror groups and criminal synicates! No one's gonna bat an eye about using a powerful weapon against them. They had legitamently caused harm and pain to even the major races as well. If anything, we're doing the major races some justice by puting those aniamls out of their misery and the UUniverses' as well! You don't have to like it, but at least HUMOR me in this!"
 * Carn: "...... You know something sir?..... I refuse to serve a devided country desten for failure...... You want to make Keuca look bad....? GO AHEAD?! Then you'll see on what history will brand you as later down the road."
 * Carnamarch angerly leaves.
 * Crotson: "No, Equinox! Wait! We need you more then ever to help us with this! What can out country, nay, our planet would do without it's savior from the Keummunists!?"
 * Carn: "........ Who's to say that this world still doesn't need one..... FROM YOU?!"
 * Carn slamed the door angerly and caused items to shatter.
 * (Pres Hawkens): "With that, Crotson wanted the millaterry to find Carn and to reason with him that sacrivices must be made.... Sadly, he already resigned from the millaterry before the order was made and he vanished without a trace.... Crotson relucently was forced to make do without a famed war hero's support...."
 * President Hawkens: "..... And we already know what became of Crotson ever since.... Crotson's final words before his day of exiction was: "I never got to say, I was sorry to Carnamarch"..... Crotson felt stupid to not heed Carnamarch's warning about the astro-lasers..... As for Carnamarch, both he and the Keucan he loved had since vanished and been missing since the entirety of the Interuniverseal Wars..... It, was likely the two went to live in a better place and had since lived full lifes.... And I know what your thinking, but trust me on this, Carnamarch is TOO honorable for such a thing! On top of that, he has no actcess to such things like another Astro Laser NOT even made by Crotson's arctitects.... And most impourently, HE'S LIKELY DEAD BY NOW?! So there's NO way he would be at fault in anyway!"
 * Hawkens: I'm not so sure about it not being Carn, dad. What about those life-extension serums that are on the market? You think he could've gotten his wings on those?
 * President Hawkens: Son, those things tend to be expensive, and someone like Carn in his financle position, being from a struggling family on the brink of being poor, disavolves that. Like I said, it rules him out. Although, in some twisted way, it might be a family descendant.
 * Stephanie: Not sure about that, either. From what I could make out with the details, he looked to be like an ordinary Xulture. His girlfriend was a different species, so... That would mean a modern desendent would be abit unlikely.
 * Hudson: "..... But, what about the last Splinter Cell of the Communistic Keucanians?"
 * President Hawkens: "We ruled them out since we never heard of the splinter cell's leader, Jalboon, who likely has died of old age at this point and with no heir, the splinter cell has likely disbaned on that count."
 * Shifu: Listen here everyone, we won't know if Carn or anyone else was responsible for the deaths for the time being. For as far as we can tell, it could easily be an entirely different adversary. All we know is that we need to stop whoever is behind this before they complete this weapon.
 * Icky: "Well even then, even IF we found the jackasses behind the mess, what can we really do? Thanks to the privacy invading standerds of Keubric security, we'll be easily overwealmed by tecnologically armed baddies vs. the phsyical skill we have left. And trust me, guns vs. phsyical confrontation? Kinda an unfair one-sided fight there."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Mr. President, is there anyway for you to quickly give us the lizences to bare our convinsated items so it is NOT to risk against a dangerious force having an even more dangerious weapon?"
 * President Hawkens: "Believe me, I want to, but even a more quicker proseeder would still take some time, and likely, thanks to Jacoor, whoever he was working for most likely gotten the idea to just make the thing as quickly as possable. By the time you legelly get your weapons back, the group behind this problem will already have a funtional Astro-Laser, and only the devines know what will be the first agenda of it's useage. I can't believe I'm recimending this..... But your gonna have to get your items back illegitamently. It's, kinda the only way your gonna get them back quicker then the group getting their astro-laser done."
 * Lord Shen: "I'm afraid we're in trouble then, cause I can't on good consense commit a crime against a legitiment establishment."
 * Gazelle was seen meditating on the floor.
 * President Hawkens: "And I appresiate the law-abidingness, but, for the safety of the world, I'll pardon you all from having to rob from the wall for the sake of the planet's national security!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well UNLESS the Wall was up to illegitament activities other then the things PARDONED by job requirements, we can't be able to dodge stealing back our own items and violate laws that meant to protect your people!"
 * President Hawkens: "I had said that-"
 * The Ongoing conversation in Gazelle's point of view already gotten muffled out as she was mentally channeling the Uniter Blade, which was in the procession along with the other items, which due to the security forces not being able were able to touch it without being burned cause the Uniter Blade understood it was required by law to be away from Gazelle, but by being made aware of Gazelle being in need of it, the blade glew and hovered above the air, then it surrounded everything the lougers and HA owned, whether weapons or personal items, even the Atlanitan Token, as it magicly lifted them all off the ground.
 * A Security gaurd holdinga clipboard walked in and saw what is going on......
 * Security Guard: "What the..... (He saw that the door was opened....) OH SHI- (He ran as fast as he could to close it, but he was already out-run by the Uniter Blade and the processed items as they flew out and escaped the room)..... Oh shit..... (Brings out walkie talkie)..... Sir..... You are NOT gonna beleive this....."
 * The Items escaped from the Wall area and head torwords the office building to the bewilderment and amazement of passers-by!
 * Lord Shen and President Hawkens were about to enter a heated arguement until the two saw the items heading torwords the building.
 * President Hawkens: "..... Someone, would like to open a window for that if I am to presume it's not a threat?"
 * Gazelle: I'd summoned our equipment back to us through the Uniter Blade.
 * Sandy:... Wait, you can do that?
 * Gazelle: To be honest, I only did this to see if it would work, and, wouldn't you know it? It did.
 * The glow of the Uniter Blade opens the windows as the Lougers' things get into the building.
 * Patrick gasped happly as hummy returned to him!
 * Patrick: "GUMMY!? (Hugs the gross giant ball of gum)."
 * Squidward: "Did it HAD to bring Patrick's gum back as well?"
 * Gazelle: "I did sort've asked to bring back all of our items, so, it didn't discriminate."
 * Pres. Hawkens:... That's... Strangely crazy.
 * Hawkens:... You do realize that by doing this, security is going to report this.
 * Mushu: Oh, pfffffffffft, it's not like they're going to take it all THAT seriously-
 * TV: "BREAKING NEWS?! MYSTERIOUS GLOWING ITEMS WERE SEEN HEADING TORWORDS THE KEUBRIC HOUSE?! KEUBRIC SPEICAL OPS ALREADY ON WAY TO COTAIN THE POTAINIONALLY DANGERIOUS WEAPONS!?"
 * Everyone looks at Gazelle blankly....
 * Gazelle: "...... In my defence, stopping a super-weapon kinda placed us in a time-crunch and Shen wouldn't agree to accepting President Hawkens idea. I, just sort've acted on a hunch."
 * Zosimo: "WELL CONCARN IT?! That hunch might very well get us arrested?!"
 * Gazelle: "Unless...... I think I have an idea that'll put whoever's behind the weapon a falser sense of security."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ohhhhh no! Your not suggesting we fake threatening the President, are you?"
 * Gazelle: "All chourse not!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh thank heavens, I-"
 * Gazelle: "We fake accusing the Keubrics of the weapon situation to make it look like to the mysterious force that we think everything that happened turned out to be a front!"
 * Lord Shen: "....... Please tell me that's just a sense of dark humor you have?"
 * Zosimo: "..... Sounds like she's serious to me..... And actselly.... That could really help us! But to prevent the Grand Council from being an issue, Mr. President, your gonna have to pretend that your actselly gonna attempt on going after our lives."
 * President Hawkens: "..... Ahhh, I get ya. We play the old fake-out on the universes to trick are would-be foes that they're not gonna be the center of attention. I get ya. I'll even make my own stories for the Speical Ops to keep them off yer trails. Though, I'm worried that if I did call the Grand Council on that, that might end up giving Keuca new trouble again."
 * Xandy: "Well for the sake of tricking the enemy, your gonna have to risk that until we can be able to have the enemy exposed. But at least it'll get reinforcements on the way."
 * President Hawkens: "Ok, Son, Miss Nicemile, you two and the rest of the team are gonna have to go with them, they're gonna need native support in this."
 * Tracy: "But dad, how are we gonna do that without making OURSELFS look bad as well?"
 * Gazelle: ".... I, might have an idea."
 * An army of Speical Ops troops in the form of armed and armored SWAT-like blue-eyed crow-like birds surrounded the building.
 * Suddenly, the Van bursts out of the building, being chased by Hawkens and his team!
 * The van and the Hawkens team went beyond the sight of the surprised Special Ops!
 * Eagle-Like Woodpecker Special Ops Leader: "WHAT JUST HAPPENED!?"
 * President Hawkens was hiding behind the main door and snickered abit. Then he cleared his throat, indicating he'll be serious now.
 * President Hawkens came out!
 * President Hawkens: "Bad news, boys! The weapon was being made by a new rogue military faction, and the heroes were tricked into believing that I had something to do with this!"
 * Speical Ops Leader: "WHAT!? That sounds..... A bit out of character.... Is, that why their stuff went into your office?"
 * President Hawkens: "Yeah!? The Lougers mistook me as a threat as a result and taken Miss Nicemile into the van!"
 * Speical Ops Leader: "Goodness gracious sir! They're obviously being doped here?! We need to catch them and-"
 * President Hawkens: "No need, Chief Steele. My son will take them on personally. Afterwards, they'll return here and will proceed to have a nice long chat with us. Until then, return to your base, fellers."
 * Speical Ops Leader (Chief Steele): "Yes, sir, Mr. President."
 * The Speical Ops leave.
 * President Hawkens: "(Sigh)..... And now, for my debute preformice on the Grand Council."
 * President Hawkens goes back in.

Chapter 4: Seeking Out The Equalists
Over the Keucanian seas. Vision. Vision ends. Xanzabar Island Lake clearing. Flashback via tribeal paintings. Story ends. The Plains of Xanzabar. Monacosaur Herd Helioron Herd
 * Warson: "(On the communicater) Based on what the president of the Keubrics have reveiled, it turns out he is leading a rouge faction to create a super weapon and has staged a coup to nearly trick you lot into thinking that a rouge group was doing this all this time. Good job on not falling for it and for getting the Keucan president's daughter out of there, AND, for the capture of his son and daughter, plus some friends. I, "Congratulate" your efforts. You can expect us to send some infenty to deal with this matter soon enough. Grand Council out."
 * The Communications end.
 * Icky: "..... I'm getting the Grand Council knows what's really going on here."
 * Aurlena: "Yeah, they have grown to expect "Surprises" from you guys and know that whenever something unexpected happens, it's really because you guys are being onto something."
 * Zosimo: "That, and that it would've been stupid for Hawkens' dad to actselly admit he's up to something like that to one of two of the most ahortitive forces in the UUniverses."
 * Duke: "I gotta say, Gazelle, I never knew you had quite of conniving side in ya."
 * Gazelle: "Well, I did learned how to make a convincing front from you."
 * Duke: "That I did, that I did!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh..... THIS IS COMPLETELY UNCONVENTIONAL!?"
 * Icky: "Shen, throughout the entireity of the SAF series, we had NEVER, been conventional."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Admitingly a fair point, but STILL!? Are we even to be sure this group will buy into that!?"
 * Gazelle gotten another migraine as a new vision accures!
 * A silluetted force: "Good news, my followers?! Dispite Jacoor's mistakes, we haven't been expected at all!? While for safety reasons we must still keep our security measures, I think we can freely slow down production of the Astro-Laser and return to our original construction plans."
 * Gazelle returned to normal....
 * Gazeles: "(Breaths in and out)...... More or less, for better or for worse, they did bought it. They're going back to make the thing slowly..... It has not effected their heavy security measures though."
 * Icky: ".... Wow..... They bought it like saps, but they're still arming themsevles to the teeth in case of something going south. I like them. Not complete idiots, but their sense of hindsight needs work."
 * Hudson: "Now all we need to do is find the group."
 * Xandy: "Let's start with the island birth place of the Communist War."
 * Stephenie: "We call that Xanzabar Island. It's not far from here."
 * Zosimo: "Though that just leaves the question: Who do we ask now that we have to maintain a false image?"
 * Hawkens: "..... I know an old penpal who lives here who's a netourious conspiracty nut. Lives alone in an old bait shop and practices island magic."
 * Icky: "He do Voodoo?"
 * Hawkens: "Who-doo?"
 * Icky: "Voodoo. So, he do Voodoo?"
 * Hawkens: "Who-doo? Who do who-doo?"
 * Icky: VOODOO!!! DOES HE DO VOODOO?!?
 * Hawkens:... What's voodoo?
 * Icky: A kind of magic that we're FAR too familiar with. Does he practice voodoo?
 * Hawkens:... I still don't follow.
 * Icky: Okay, I'll just have to accept this as an AUU version of voodoo.
 * Banzai: Geez, this running gag is starting to get really old.
 * Shenzi: To be honest, I feel it was never supposed to be one.
 * Hawkens:... Well, let's go. (They flew off)
 * Spyro: (They see the island) So that's Xanzabar Island?
 * Hawkens: Yup. Hard to beleive that this good size island with like two or three cities and surprisingly good music festivals and DELICIOUS cuisine, was the place of an infamous war in our planet. Also the home island of my faverite nutty conspiracty theorist. And he's always there finding ways to get into trouble with his rants on conspiracy. He's recently been going on about what he calls 'Equalists', though his claims were quickly proven to be a hoax. He may not be taken seriously, but he's the best chance we've got at getting clues. Maybe that 'Equalists' stuff might have something to do with what's going on.
 * Donkey: And how the hell are we supposed to find a crackpot theorist on this island?
 * Hawkens: Like I said, he lives alone in an old bait shop shack, and practices island magic, WHICH is debatable on it being like your universes verson of island magic!
 * Mr. Dodo: Alright, where should we land?
 * Hawkens: "Park by where the local lake is."
 * The Van heads there.
 * A middle-aged white, red, and blue seagull-like creature was seen practicing a Voodoo like ritual where a little dinosaur creature was hung upside down, bottom facing where the middle-ager was.
 * Middle-Aged Seagull creature: "Ohhh, great sleeping gods of Keuca..... Embrace this sacrivice and protect us from the Equilists! Awake from your slumber and stop the philanders of your sacred blood fountain they used to defy mortal laws and turned several of those who lost faith in socity, into monstrosities! The news has showned and reveiled them in a way! Embrace the sacrivice of the local Jalamora and awake from your slumber, and smite the wicked though the powers of island magic!? (Holds knife over the dino's butt) First, I shall give to thy, it's virginity!"
 * ???: "Somebody better call the ASPCA for dinosaurs on this guy."
 * ???: Oh, hell no, not with THEIR sad-as-s*** commercials! I can't look at ANY of them without crying-
 * The Middle-Aged Seagull freaked out and tumbled about, seeing Hawkens, his team, Stephenie and the Lougers, Gazelle and the HA.
 * Middle-Aged Seagull: "..... CONFOUNDERY, FOLKS?! I was in the middle of a sacrifice!?"
 * Hawkens: "Hey to you too, Noobus."
 * Icky and Iago laughed!
 * Noobus: "..... Hawkens? You really grown!"
 * Hawkens: "And...... Your, abit older since I last saw you."
 * Noobus: "Oh, this? The end result of a faulty age reverseal spell. I'm planning on fixing that once the sacrifice is completed."
 * Gazelle gasped!
 * Gazelle: "Oh, (Approuches the Jalamora dino). You poor thing."
 * Noobus: "M-m-m-miss! Ya might not want to get close to that Jalamora! It's a relative of the Toxysaur, and are serious acid-spitters! It'll melt your sexy face off to the bones! It'll-"
 * The Jalamora takes one look at Gazelle and coos lovingly and purrs as Gazelle was allowed to pet it.
 * Noobus: "...... Act like a pet?"
 * Icky: "..... Yeah, uniters are typically automatic beast masters. Even if they're wild as all hell, they turn into putty, real easy."
 * Gazelle proceeds to free the Jalamora and instead of running away, it curls up into Gazelle's legs.....
 * Hawkens: "..... Not that I question what you said, but, a wild Jalamora or a wild anything, even if it does know Gazelle's a space messiah, would've just sped off into the wild!"
 * Noobus laughs nerviously....
 * Lucky: "...... Dude, please don't tell me that thing was someone's pet."
 * Noobus: "...... Uh, hypothetically, if that were to be true, then, it, might be the pet of the wife of this douche who's trying to buy up my lake for a summer camp site and trying to take me away from my shack! Then theroreticly, I desided to get even by sacrivcing their pet Jalamora to the sleeping gods of Keuca! Uh, of which I am TOTALLY not! (Nerviously laughs)......"
 * Hawkens and everyone else looks unconvinced.
 * Noobus: "...... You didn't buy that, huh? Aw come on guys! I needed something for the sleeping gods of Keuca!"
 * Lord Shen: "And just WHY would gods in slumber be interested in you stabbing an innosent creature in it's posterior?"
 * Noobus: "It's an old tribal Keucanian tradition, before we birds came and made them forget their gods. It's how they woke up their sleeping gods."
 * (Noobus): "Long ago, before birds came and changed the face of the planet, Keuca was solely a dino and prehistoric planet. It's main sentience, were the pterasaur tribes, and even then, they were merely a Teadr 7 people. They lived under the powerful gods's rule, who must maintain their powers, through two things: 1. Almost uninterrupted amounts of sleep every one year, two on a leap year, only to be awakened by the sacrivice of a creature through stabbing it in it's virginity hole, and basicly let it bleed to death. It will then, summon the great gods of Keuca: Queztel, Keasmoeal, and Jahla. The elegent gods of unfathomable beauty and grace would then drink the spilled virgin purity of the creature, where it becomes one with them. They will leave and return to their sacred cave, and shed their collected blood, to the sacred Fountain of Blood, the source of Ddivine purity, the sacred symbol of the Pterosaur tribes, AND the holder of the secrets, TO TRUE IMMORTALITY?!"
 * (Lord Shen): "True Immortality?"
 * (Noobus): "What, are you bad of hearing, Keucan Fan-Tailer? I said, TRUE IMMORTALITY?! Little do people know, there's two kinds of immortality. Flawed Immortality, which, is otherwise basicly unstoppable except for the unknown limitation that prevents you from bonding with mortals, the second is-"
 * (Icky): "You mean Morality Illness?"
 * (Noobus): "Wait wha....?"
 * (Icky): Yeah, Gods in our worlds aren't meant to interact or care for mortals, and as such it affects their mental and physical health as it conflicts with their true roles. It negates immortality and kills them.
 * (Noobus):... I never thought Gods could HAVE fatal illnesses. Kinda defeats the purpose of being gods if you think about it, ignoring the previously referenced statement about flawed and true immortality. Aren't they supposed to be-
 * (Max): Unfortunately, Gods in our worlds and what you might view them as actually have a different perspective in terms of immortality. Gods in our world may be immortal, but they're not invincible. Which thank god because otherwise alot of the rouge immortals and dark gods we face would be MORE beyond difficult to maintain then already! They have a specific set of rules to abide by, one of them being to follow their path. Choosing not to do that, and, if it were to go wrong, facing unjust prejudice for this decision that will drive you to mental breakdowns are seriously fatal to our gods.
 * (Noobus):... Well..... You learn something new every day. Perhaps that could be the secret limitation of Flawed Immortality.... Or maybe just something simular.
 * (Hawkens): Can we please get back to explaining the deal about this unnecessary sacrifice of an innocent pet?
 * (Noobus): "Oh right..... Where was I though.... Let's see......"
 * (Icky): "You were just about to talk about the MLG verson of Immortality."
 * (Noobus): "Oh right. The second is, TRUE IMMORTALITY!? A truely limitless and invinable immortality, with NO limitations from even the likes of flawed immortality, with buildt in enturnal youth, provided if progressed right, well, you'll just be immortal and end up growing an epic beard over the years.... If your a guy..... And a mammel. Or the several odd instentses when you are able to grow hair reguardless of being either a bird or a reptile as some of the best exsamples. Diegressing, that's the kind of immortality you want to be caught with!"
 * (Lord Shen): "So, basicly, true immortality is basicly the steriotypical hype for immortality in general of mortal socity personifived as a real shorce of avoiding the ineditable fate? And this comes from a foundton of blood created from stabbing innosent creatures in their rumps that these gods drink, it somehow becomes part of them, and then the gods proceed to bloodlet themselves into it, and that creates this breed of immortality?"
 * (Noobus): "Pretty much. The sacred blood foundton is a beloved relijustus treasure of Keuca and it's dear powershorce for the Gods of Keuca's magic."
 * (Lord Shen): "...... Well sorry if I sound offenceive, but this Blood Foundton is a major violation to High Council law: No taking virgin sacrivices and using it to embetter yourself! That is why the Mayen Gods were since imprisoned in the Mayen Underworld for these actions."
 * (Noobus): "Ha! Well good luck making the sleeping gods of Keuca obey your outsider laws because-"
 * (Samantha): "Actselly, I think our UUniverses' gods share the exact same law."
 * (Noobus): "..... Ohhh right, you got me. The Sleeping Gods of Keuca weren't always the sleepers they became. They originally lived in these 'God Zones' in the unreachable and unbelievably-powerful centers of each of our universes, until, well, because the other gods got abit touchy about the Keuca Gods' ideas that if they started to accept virgin and animal sacrivices, they'll be truely without limits and get TRUE IMMORTALITY, they unfortunately got unpopular for as deminstaighted by as followed, they pretty much got exsiled from the zone and into Keuca into the sacred cave where they're placed under slumber..... In some tecnecal account, it wasn't really a god-perfect move since the tribes began awaking them every once or twice a year through the sacrivices where their great power and the foundton was maintained by it. Unfortunately, thanks to civilised life coming into the world, the tribes were becoming domisicated and lost their belief in the gods, leaving them to stay in an enturnal sleep where they must regulate and maintain their power so the Blood Foundton will never stop running."
 * (Icky): "Yeah, but, does it serve a purpose outside of just being a perfect immortality powershorce? Like, does it prevent the end of the world in a way?"
 * (Noobus): "No it doesn't. Why?"
 * (Lord Shen): "Because it might be wiser to send that blasted thing straight into one of these 'God Zones' so no threat would abuse it's too tempting powers while it's likely only guardians are trapped in a never-ending sleep fest."
 * (Noobus): "WHAT!? But, it's a sacred holy artifact!? Keuca would not be the same without the only shorce of it's original history?!"
 * (Magnum): "Well, apologies about that sir, but, it might be wiser to send the thing away to avoid it's misuse."
 * (Noobus): ".... Well, about that..... I, kinda think it's tecnecally a little too late for that.... You see, the very sacred cave on this very island, Xanzabar Island, which in native tongue was 'Island of the Gods', ended up becoming the secret hide of.... THE EQUALISTS?!"
 * (Hawkens): "You mean you were trying to sacrivice someone's pet to awake some sleeping gods to punish these "Equalists" guys over the Blood Foundton?"
 * (Noobus): "Oh it's not just that. That's only for their own justice. I also want them to do it for Keuca, for the crimes the formerish Communist splinter cell did to make our planet look bad! They're respondsable for the "Defective" Astro Laser, when in reality, it was just their own astro laser being slightly beefier than the Crotson astro-lasers, but still weak compaired to an astro-laser truely realised, and they were the ones who attacked Bengren! Which, inadvertingly, lead to the following freak-outs and upsets and that Astro-Laser mess from then on! That much they didn't plan, just people being stupid, but, it does aid them in their ultamate goal: To reunite the Keucans and Keubrics into a reunion age! By all accounts, it's argueability a noble goal, but, THEY DIDN'T HAD TO DO IT WHILE DEFILING A SACRED RELIC, CORRUPTING FAMOUS WAR HEROES FROM THE COMMUNIST WAR, EVEN THE ORIGINALLY DEAD JACOOR, WITH HIDIOUS SCIENCE EXSPEARIMENTS FROM THE FORMENTIONED WAR, UNHOLYINGLY MIXED WITH THE SACRED FOUNDTON BLOOD, AND ULTAMATELY FRAME CROTSON OF..... Something he was gonna kinda do anyway, AND THEN INADVERTINGLY CASE AN INFAMOUS INTERUNIVERSEAL WAR FIASCO, JUST TO PROVE THE POINT THAT THE KEUBRICS ARE MINDLESSLY HOPELESS WITH THE KEUCANS' GUIDENECE?! No offence to present company."
 * Noobus: "For in concludion, the latest problems of what the Heroes Act and the Lougers are here for, is because of the Equalists! They're already planning to revive their exact same plan like last time, only without fear of the Legion to inadvertingly causing a new problem cause of them being without the hu-mans now! This time, they want to cause an outcry bad enough that by law, the Grand Council will FORCE the Keubrics and the Keucans to reform a union again! And afterwords, the Equalists will secretly work to make sure the new union will never fall apart again, by taking control of elections and only let pro-union canidates in the position of power and control everything the way Keubrics and Keucans, mostly the Keubrics, think and feel about everything."
 * Icky: "Jesus Christ, these guys are like something out of Metal Gear if they're going to THOSE extremes just to make the world a better place in some way!"
 * Noobus: "Not sure what that is, but exactly! So that's why, I need that Jalamora to-"
 * Gazelle protected the creature, which was turned it's attention to Noobus and growled.
 * Noobus: "...... You guys aren't gonna let me have this sacrivice, are you?"
 * Trixie: "To qoute Applejack's silent type brother: Eee-Nope."
 * Noobus: ".... Well s***. Well how else am I suppose to save Keuca from the Equalists then?"
 * Hawkens: "..... There is a small but still great something you can do.... Is it possable for you to use your island magic to remove the anti-magic engry placed on them by the wall? We need all the help we need here."
 * Noobus: "Really? Why not just leave the planet and re-enter it?"
 * Icky: "We thought of that, but entry and re-entery of planets tend to be a bitch!"
 * Noobus: "..... Removing anti-magic stuff..... I must admit, I'm abit rusty..... Ok, (Pulls out a staff with beaver creature skull on it and some giant feathers), I'll do it. But please no complaints if you end up getting more then one head. Again, I'm abit rusty. Ok, who's the magic users here?"
 * Donkey: Are you sure this is a good idea? I for one don't wanna trust this AUU version of voodoo. Dr. Facilier's voodoo and those demon faces of his were bad enough!
 * Shrek: Look, if Hawkens trusts him, that's good enough for me.
 * Shifu: Also, we're very short on options here.
 * Hawkens: Yeah, so for Kraan's sake, PLEASE give him a chance.
 * Noobus: Uh, may I suggest you NOT take a messiah's name in vain during this spell? It upsets the balance of the Sleeper Gods.
 * Merlin: Well, I guess we should get started. (The magical members of the group stood up)
 * Magnum: How familiar are you with the Diamond of the Ancients?
 * Noobus: Are you kidding? I've studied Anacondoran culture since I was a chick. I know how powerful that gem is, especially since the news that it's Chosen One has claimed it. Ever since I read the riddle, I knew it was gonna be of your species. Especially since Anacondorans and Hymenovespulas used to have a brief alliance in pre-USRA times.
 * Magnum:... I never knew that.
 * Noobus: Clearly, you either flunked history class, or the information of that is rare in the educational system.
 * Magnum: Yeah, schools don't have that much info on something like that, so I'd go for the latter.
 * Noobus: "Ok, any questions before we proceed with this? Come on now, there's no such things as stupid questions."
 * Cowl: "Is Coronnase an instrament?"
 * Noobus: "..... Except for that. And no, it is not an instrament..... (Cowl raised his wing) And neither is Galamarky Sauce!"
 * Lucky: "(Facepalms) Ugh......."
 * Noobus: "Any actselly NOTEWORTHY questions then?"
 * Donkey: "Yeah uh.... Your not assusiated with freaky flouting masks and shadow demons, are ya> And you never tried to mess with a royal prince and a sassy but hard working waitress in an attempt to assassinate a millionaire your envious about?!"
 * Noobus: "....... Uh, pardon me?"
 * Shrek: "He means if you ever caused trouble.... Well, outside of attempting to stab a little critter in the ass."
 * Noobus: "Ohhh don't worry! I am NOT assusiated with what troubled you! Now, allow me to channel the spirts of past tribal sacrivices to get your magic back. (Starts doing dramatic poses)! WHooo! (Starts speaking gibberish! while making comical poses!) (Like this)"
 * Noobus: "(Suddenly breaks his spine) OW?! My back!"
 * Noobus falls down as his staff loses the beaver-like skull!
 * Icky: "Aw great. He went the way of the Mummy from the Hotel Transvilveina movies on us."
 * Noobus: "No no no! It's part of the spell! The shaman always ends up breaking his back to summon the sacriviced spirits of mass healing. It always cleanses more then just me. Trust me on this."
 * Suddenly, the Beaver skull began flouting up as it's skeletal body formed from nowhere, as it began to sing in a native languise, as eventally, it's joined by the skelitail remains of alternate raptors.
 * As the song climaxes, the Magic Users felt their magic restored as Noobus has his spinal injury healed.
 * Magnum: "...... I was not expecting that."
 * Samantha: At least our magic powers are back.
 * Lord Shen:... Out of curiosity, what else do you know about these 'Equalists'? Do you know who's leading them?
 * Noobus: Sadly, no. But I do know that their leader has allowed himself to be subjected with very questionable Communist experiments, including those involving the sacred fountain. Now he's practically under true immortality, and cannot be killed or imprisoned, not even Oranos can hold him. That's why I wanted to awaken the sleeper gods to send him to hell, a place in the center of the UUniverses itself where it is impossible for even him to escape.
 * Shifu: Fine enough strategy, but are you sure he can be stopped with all that power?
 * Noobus: With the ritual to exile him to hell, yes. The mourags themselves are said to claim that it is not possible to escape their afterlife world.
 * Banzai: The hell is a mourag?
 * Noobus: The beings that run the Boundary Cluster, it's generator, and the two realms merged inside of it.
 * Banzai:... So they're like the angels and demons of these worlds?
 * Noobus: You could say that in a sense. But yes, hell is practically the only prison in these UUniverses that can hold the leader of the Equalists. The sleeper gods have a great connection to them, and CAN send anyone that commits deadly sins there to never return.
 * Pleakley: And... Is sacrificing someone's pet the ONLY way to awaken them?
 * Noobus: "Well, in a way, yes...."
 * Gazelle: "Well I rather it be not this poor creature. Isn't ther another way to awake them?
 * Noobus: It's not so simple, sadly. That's why hardly few people ever practice this kind of magic. It's considered dangerous, primitive, and unethical.
 * Icky: Well, no wonder people don't like you.
 * Hawkens: Wow, really? You had to be insensitive like that?
 * Lord Shen: Don't mind him, he's just being an idiot.
 * Noobus: Oh, it's alright, I don't blame him. If I had a nickel for every time I was questioned about my choice in magic practice, I'd be living in one of the cities on this island.
 * SpongeBob:... So... I guess we have the info on the leader and how we can defeat him. We just have no idea HOW to pull it off, nor can we confirm that what he says is true.
 * Noobus: Have you ever SEEN what their leader can do? My visions make that clear. He is part-cyborg, part-magician, part-god, and part-necromorph. His powers are nothing that any kind of weapon in the AUU weapons stockpile can match. Nothing can kill or hold him, and our UUniverses' hell is the only chance you've got at ending his reign of terror.
 * Hawkens:... Well, I for one believe him already. I've seen what this guy can do.
 * Lucky: I'm just curious as to why that bastard didn't target us. He would've known that we would try and tell everyone about what we had just witnessed, and we did.
 * Noobus: I had a vision about that recently. He claims that he didn't target you because it would've risked making the situation worse. He's got far more important things to worry about. And thanks to your little trick, you at least slowed his weapon progress again. But the weapon is still going to get built pretty fast, so you might have to hurry. But the urgent matter I have is, if I can't awake the Sleeping Gods with the Jalamora, what can I use?
 * Zosimo: "..... How's about you sacrivice an animal that's gonna die anyway? Like, an animal made and breed to be eaten, or, an animal dying of sickness?"
 * Gazelle: "That's argueability not any better."
 * Icky: "Well it's either an animal that'll die anyway in some fastion or the poor clone of those spitting lizards from Jurrassic Park?"
 * Gazelle feels conflicted.
 * Duke: "..... Giselle, keep in mind on what will become of the critter reguardless. He has said there's no other way. Look, if we find at least an animal dying from a sickness so bad that he has to be mercy-killed out of it's misery, it'll at least be spared from it's current predicterment. Otherwise, he'll have to give the dinosaur back and let the freaky witch doctor go back to doing his weird voodoo! And that thing being someone's pet, I know that would be desistating to it's poor owners...."
 * Gazelle sighed......
 * Gazelle: "..... Ok..... We'll find the doctor a replacement. But we HAVE TO MAKE SURE it would already be dying on it's own reguardless."
 * Noobus: "Great! Also, you have to make sure it was also a virgin throughout it's life. The sacrvice won't work if it had mated, even only once! After having sex, it's blood's not pure anymore as it's purity has moved on into the next generation."
 * Icky: "Well that's the problem, animals are rarely ever virgins in the wild! Where are we suppose to finding a dying animal virgin?"
 * Noobus: "..... Well..... There's these plains that housed a herd of Monacosaurs."
 * Icky: Oh, you mean those golden-frilled alternate dinos whose meat tastes like pizza?
 * Noobus:...What?
 * Brandy: It's a long story.
 * Mr. Whiskers: It is? Is the fact that it was the first creature we encountered in these worlds and we killed and ate it's meat after angering it such a long story?
 * Gazelle:...YOU GUYS DID WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) And for once, I'm not angry at the prehistoric one. Miss Gazelle, it was back when we had a rather awkword start to this series.
 * Noobus: Okay, look, point is, they're good enough to sacrifice besides a pet. Plus, the individuals in those plains are of the semi-sentient category, so they pretty much have a good idea of virginity.
 * Mr. Whiskers: ALSO like that one we killed.
 * Gazelle: IT WAS SENTIENT?!?
 * Lord Shen: (Growls) WILL YOU STOP THAT?!? AND AGAIN, MISS GAZELLE, IT WAS BACK IN OUR AWKWORD DAYS!? We're no longer proud of that stupid stunt.
 * Iago: "Espeically because you were the one who tried to shoot the damn thing dow-"
 * Lord Shen smacks Iago staight into a tree!
 * Iago: "OHH, THAT HURT!?"
 * Gazelle: "Ok, I'm sorry, but, we can't go after something capable of it's own thoughts, it has to be completely unsentient. I refuse to murder one that is technically, in a broad definition of, a person."
 * Lord Shen: "Ugh, I knew our awkword season 1 roots would come back to bite us in the ass."
 * Noobus: "Ok, then the next best thing is the Carnage-Horned Heliorons of the same plains. A prehistoric subspecies of the heliorons one of the AUU would normally associate with, but are much bigger and more brutal. How's that?"
 * Gazelle:... As long as they're non-sentient, then it's fine.
 * Cowl: Sheesh, I don't know what SHE'S so touchy about. I think semi-sentient animals are-
 * Squidward: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S SPONGEBOB IN DEMOLITION DOOFUS LEVELS OF STUPID!!!
 * Noobus: "ANYWAY... they shares the same niche as the Monacosaurs, and their herds are ruled by an alpha male who's violently protective of his herd, espeically to rival younger males. It doesn't normally end well for losers of those kind of fights. There's a arguebly good chance that rival young males have yet to mate with a female, and could potaintionly be on the verge of dying anyway. But you have to be quick to snag a would-be defeated male, because Venzysaurs would already go to work on the males before they even have laid down for 5 seconds. Also, you have to be careful when beng around a wounded animal for, ya know, OBVIOUS reasons."
 * Gazelle: "And your sure it's un-sentient."
 * Noobus: "Trust me, I tried talking to one, and it just snorted at me."
 * Private:... Just so we don't get surprised, what is a helioron?
 * Kowalski: I'd give you the information, but even if our iPhones are capable of changing signals when in different parallel dimensions, what amazes me is how much data there is in these worlds. Our iPhones can't possibly compensate!
 * Zosimo: Welcome to the Omninet, buddy. Unlike your popular data network, the Omninet has control over literally EVERYTHING, so that's why those devices of yours can't work. My advice, you should get an oPhone Datapad.
 * Noobus: You know, you could just ASK someone instead of relying on a silly device.
 * Kowalski: We would, but it's easier this way because... Well... You're FAR too unfamiliar with the animals we have in our worlds. So it's naturally easier for us to compare them to animals of OUR world.
 * Noobus:... Eh, fair enough.
 * Zosimo: (Gets on his oPhone and looks it up)... Here you are, guys. (Shows them the picture, as they see a deer-like creature with antlers that form a sun-like shape)
 * Tigress:... So it's like a deer.
 * Cowl: The hell's a deer?
 * Tigress: (Sighs) NEVER MIND!
 * Icky: "But what is up with the antlers though?"
 * Po: "Are those horns..... Forming a sun-like shape?"
 * Noobus: You can see why this species is subject to so many heraldry legends. It's said that their horns confuse enemies that they're looking at the sun itself, and for those that are smart enough to not be fooled, it can blind them with a sun-like glare from it's eyes.
 * Kowalski:...So it can do that?
 * Noobus: No, that's just a mythical ability. But it's what ancient humans saw in them back before they met their first USRA race. As for this subspecies, it's been wiped out in many worlds due to extinction events, but thankfully this is one of the many worlds where they remain preserved and protected.
 * Gazelle:...So they're supposed to be critically-endangered?
 * Noobus: Oh, don't worry, their populations grow rapidly. You don't even have to worry about being in any trouble here. Let's just say, it's almost like a reserve for the prehistoric wildlife, except without penalties.
 * Gazelle: Oh, good. I would NOT want to harm a species suffering near-extinction.
 * Cowl: OH MY GOD, AS IF YOU COULDN'T BE THIS TOUCHY, YOU ALMOST DECLARED US TO BE A DOOMED BAND OF HEROES, TREE-HUGGER! (Everyone was shocked)... What?
 * Lucky face-palmed.
 * Lucky: "...... Good gods, Cowl! Even when your aware of something, you make yourself look like a jackass!?"
 * Hawkens:... Cowl, after all this is over, you and I need to have a nice long chat about insensitive or offensive comments.
 * Lola: Indeed. The gazelle can't help being sorry for animals. She lives in a world where animals can be highly offended by animal stereotypes. Ay carumba!
 * Cowl:... So she's from a world where racism is combined with animal stereotypes? Oh seriously? It's not enough that she's a tree hugger, now she's a politically correct pain in the ass?
 * Hawkens: COWL!!! FOR GOD'S SAKE, SHOW SOME SELF-CONTROL WITH YOUR MENTAL CONDITION!!!
 * Noobus: Can we PLEASE not worry about this alien animal's choices on the fates of animals? We NEED to give a non-sentient animal a mercy killing! It's the only way we can ensure that the Equalist's leader can be imprisoned forever. Let's not waste time!
 * Lord Shen: Seagull-thing's right. Where do we find these plains?
 * Noobus: "Just 10 miles south of this lake."
 * Icky: "..... Well that's convinent."
 * Noobus: "On, just one small warning. The Venzysaurs, with their serrated sickle-shaped claws and coordinated hunting strategies, are only the least of your concerns. Look out for the local Rex that makes those plains it's hunting grounds..... He has a eating disorder, and is ADDICTED to sentient beings like a fat guy on cake!"
 * Icky: "YOU HAVE A T-REX HERE?!"
 * Noobus: "Worse then whatever that is! A, V-REX!?"
 * Squidward: "..... Come again?"
 * Noobus:... Vastosaurus Rex. Nasty creature that can rip away tons of flesh with a single bite. Especially considering their ancestors' small arms getting bigger for nice grips and for it's teeth literally being made of bone.
 * Icky: SWEET JESUS!!! TEETH MADE OF BONE?!?...Well, aren't teeth technically bones?
 * Kowalski: Actually, teeth are just calcified structures. They mostly consist of a calcified tissue called dentine.
 * Skipper: NE-
 * Zosimo: Don't even think about it, the guy is just proving a point.
 * Noobus: Yeah, only with the motherf****** V-Rex, the teeth are made of pure bone. They don't regrow like a common dinosaur because evolution of the jaw changed in favor of bite force and pressure. It's ancestors could only produce a small amount of it's full biting potential because of pressure within the gums. But when it's teeth are made of bone and no gums, then you can bite to your full potential, and deliver just as much force to CRUSH armor plating and bone.
 * Kowalski:... Charles Darwin be damned!
 * Noobus: Charles who now?
 * Skipper: CONTINUE, PLEASE!
 * Noobus: Right. The local people of this island call him Hannibal after the famous pterosaur tribesman who actually tamed the beast, though only briefly. Ended up with his head getting chomped off.
 * Boss Wolf: Wow! Definitely wanna stay away from THAT guy.
 * Noobus: "There's even a legend that's said if anyone manages to tame Hannibal longer then the original brief master, Pterasaur Hannibal will come and gain control of that rouge beast and disappear into the deepest parts of the Xanzabar jungles, to never be seen again."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we have no interest to make an unrelated legend come true. Maybe we'll use that should that creature ever become a far more serious problem in a would-be future event, but that's about it. Right now, we're interested in a male deer."
 * The Very Sun-antlered deer are seen consuming some grass.
 * A large buck was seen strolling along, minding it's own business.
 * A Young Buck was walking out of the foliage and into the clearing, stareing intently at the big male's direction.
 * The Big Male saw the young buck and snortedly angerly and displayed it's antlers over the sun.
 * The Young Buck wasn't at all imtimidated and continued on, deminstraigting a challnaging posture.
 * Both males began to deminstraight a waving of their heads motion to show that they're about to fight. An event witnessed by the female herd, and it's secretly spectating Venzysaur raptor pack audience, waiting for a latest meal.
 * Xandy: (They arrived in the cloaked van as they witnessed what was about to occur)...Oh, boy. It appears we're about to witness a rival male challenging the alpha for females.
 * Icky: I sure hope it's not as brutal as that fight against Bambi and Ronno.
 * Xandy: You mean the two that you told us about in one of your adventure stories? Oh, trust me, based upon how you described that fight to be, Carnage-Horned Helioron fights are much more brutal. The spikes on their antlers make it more likely for one individual to jab the other's eye out.
 * Cynder: Looks like we may already have a mercy killing on our hands or other dexterities.
 * Bubbha:...Wait a second...(Sniffs)...Something smells off. It smells like...we're not alone.
 * Tai: Uh, guys? Is it just me, or do I see raptors watching the fight? (They notice the Venzysaur pack)
 * Mimi:...Oh, boy! That's not the only one. (They notice another Venzysaur pack in another hidden area)
 * Dodger: The smell of them seems to be all over the place. I think we may be dealing with a Venzysaur gang war.
 * Clifton: Well, let's be sure to watch out for Hannibal. V-Rexes can feel battles through their feet, and any battle like a Venzysaur gang war can attract them. Even if all the packs teamed up, they would be no match for a V-Rex. I think we'd better make sure this competition goes undisturbed.
 * Zosimo: Actually, I don't think they're going to strike right away. All they care about is whoever loses the competition. The loser will be too weak to defend himself, and thus be an easy meal for the predators. So I say our priority is to protect the loser.
 * Francis: Heir-heir!
 * Crane: I say we split up into several formations to make sure we get the loser safe for our sacrifice.
 * Gazelle: As much as it pains me to sacrifice a poor defenseless creature, I can agree with that.
 * Hudson: "Ya know outside of it being ironic to only protect the would-be loser for the sake of killing it anyway, I'm kinda been thinking. What's gonna happen to the body after we're done with it? And, I heard that Venzysaurs are notoriously stubborn when it comes to food, so, we both have the problem of having a carcass we don't have a great use for other then collecting blood and likely very ticked off predatory animals that will want to follow and raid us just to get it, so, what?"
 * Icky: "Oh that's easy. After Noobus gets enough blood to wake up the sleeper gods, we simply let those hungry suckers have the poor buck's body, as a sort've, no hard feelings for taking your lunch sort've thing. But we do still to need to amscray as quickly as possable because predatory animals have a netouriously fickle sense of gratatude, given that these are still wild animals and would just as easily either see us as lunch or compition they must destroy for the sake of one less competitor. The Animal Kingdom is not known for it's sense of diplomicy."
 * Alex: Definitely. But... The battle between those bucks will surely attract the V-Rex in some fastion, then if we don't get past the raptor packs in time, it'll attract the Rex's attention even more, so... How do we make sure that motherf***** doesn't interfere?
 * Agumon:... I think I may have an idea. (He points out a nearby Monacosaur herd)...
 * Lord Shen:... You know... I think I know where you're getting at. Okay, then. We'll have the Monacosaurs over there distract the big predator while we deal with the body.
 * Boss Wolf: Allow ME to do it. I don't want you to do it your own way by blasting at them.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs)
 * Sandy: Actually, I don't think you'll be any better, BW. You have just as much recklessness as Shen.
 * Bubbha:...Hmm...leave the Monacosaurs to me and my pack. I'm sure we can ruffle them up-
 * Sandy: Oh, for God's sake, they're semi-sentient! We can convince them to help us distract Hannibal.
 * Icky: "Ya sure they aren't somehow aware of one of them being wasted by us? I wager at least once these things encountered like a newspaper about us and-"
 * Samantha: "Oh don't worry. Monas are not easily bothered by any that has cased one of their members to fall, espeically if they had no bonds or are even aware of that Mona's existence. They're semi-Darwinistic. They'll still view us with cautious neutrolality as if they never heard of us before."
 * Icky: ".... Fair enough."
 * Xandy: Well, given that they'll probably want something in return.
 * Sandy:... What if... We offered to get the Venzysaurs out of their area? We can't promise that they won't be smart enough to find their way back, but it'll at least keep them away for a long time.
 * Xandy:... How do we do that?
 * Sandy: Simple. We use the body.
 * Xandy:... Oh... That's actually a good idea. Way to go, alternate me. (They both high-five with their tails)
 * SpongeBob: Then it's settled. We'll split up, keep the fight running, hold off the Venzys, ask the Monacosaurs to distract Hanny, collect the losing body, and if necessary, we'll lure the Venzys away from the plains.
 * Telthona: Sounds like a plan to me.
 * Aurlena: Ohhhhhh, yeah.
 * Thunderclap: "Say, guys, are you sure that fight's gonna start? Cause it looks like those critters are gonna do nothing but wave their heads around. Are you sure these guys are ever gonna-" (They immediately headbutted each other) And there we go!
 * Magnum: Alright, it's about time we got started with this plan. The Venzys are sure to do the same thing right now. (The Venzysaurs began to move as they sprinted across the foliage getting into the right positions, communicating with raptor screeches, as each of the packs are commanded by a patterned alpha)...
 * Lord Shen: Well, then that obviously means we need to split up to. We don't have time to choose who will be in what location.
 * SpongeBob: Alright, then! BREAK! (The Lodgers split up, as the Venzysaurs were seen getting into position, watching the fight between the two Heliorons, softly growling and hissing)
 * Monacosaur #1: (As small unsentient Xultusaurs flew off)... INTRUDER!
 * Monacosaur #2: Oh, goddamn it, is it Hannibal again? I'm pretty sure we've driven that son of a bitch off of our grounds.
 * SpongeBob: Hello!
 * Monacosaur #2: DYAH!!
 * SpongeBob:...Uh...hello. We've come to-
 * ???: (A larger alpha male Monacosaur came out with a larger horn and roared loudly until he coughed)
 * Female Monacosaur: Don't strain yourself.
 * Alpha Monacosaur: WHO IS DISTURBING US?!? I'LL RIP THE FLESH STRAIGHT OFF OF HIS BONES!
 * SpongeBob:...I don't even have bones!
 * Patrick: Wait, didn't I see you with some before?
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, please, don't!
 * Alpha Monacosaur: You have 10 seconds to explain what you want before I gut you like a fish. 1, 2, skip a few, 10-
 * SpongeBob: DAAAAH, WE JUST WANNA MAKE A DEAL!!!
 * Alpha Monacosaur:...A deal? Alpha Bruger makes deals with NOBODY!
 * Xandy: Not even if we promised we would get rid of a few mangy Venzysaurs?
 * Bruger: "Depends, temporarly or perimently?"
 * Xandy: "At best, a few weeks, depending on circumstances."
 * Bruger: "Ugh... Of course it's never perimently. Damn raptors don't have a sense of leaving us the fuck alone."
 * Mona 1: "To be fair sir, we are considerably delicious to any meat-eater. It's why next to Poulkeys, we're a commenly hunted spieces. Why else are things like "Mona Burgers" so dang popular, sir?"
 * Bruger: "I DIDN'T RECALL ASKING FOR YOUR OPINION, DAMN IT?! As for you non-monas, the hell do ya want?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, you see, we're helping this guy awake these sleeping gods through-"
 * Bruger: "Hold up! You mean to tell me there's still sentients who do that freaky butt-stab ritual that summons those blood suckers? Well unfortunately for you, my herd does not have a virgin here."
 * Spongebob: "Actselly a friend of us discouraged useing you guys, so we're one of those deer."
 * Bruger: "Ya mean one of those over-glorifived horn heads? Ha! Good luck with that! Those annoying Venzys are already on top of it! And their inter-spieces squabbling drives Hannibal into a feeding frenzy!"
 * Spongebob: "Well that's what we want to talk about. We kinda consider the would-be loser impourent to have the sleeping gods help us with a major problem I'm sure your not interested to know the full story of, and we're capable of handling off the raptors, but we felt that Hannibal may be a bit of an issue for us and-"
 * Bruger: "So your asking us to keep Hannibal out of the plains, huh? Well that kinda goes without anyone asking. We kinda do that alot anyway because herbavores see us as their anti-big-pred security system. Now, Hannibal may be slightly bigger then us, but he knows better then to fuck with us, even almost at his hungirest. Ok, if you can at least make sure those annoying Venzys are taken to a brief vacation away from the plains, we'll make sure Hannibal doesn't bother you guys whenever you claim that sad sun-headed fool. And spoiler warning, he is NOT likely to survive that big guy! The large male is still in his prime, and is NOT afraid to maim! Some advice, sentients. If your gonna collect that younger guy, ya need to make sure the big guy doesn't see ya. Won't matter if your just gonna collect the would-be dead, he'll ram you guys down with extreme predjudice, no questions ask. And not just because they can't talk. Not very good conversationalists, but damn good listeners if in a good mood. And well, today, that big male ain't in a good mood once his hormons get pumping."
 * Xandy: Great!
 * Female Monacosaur: So we'll help keep Hannibal out, and in exchange, you'll use the sacrificed body to lure the Venzys to a far-away spot.
 * SpongeBob: In a nutshell.
 * Bruger: Very well, then. One of those Venzys nearly killed one of our children. It would be comforting for the kids to grow up away from them.
 * Xandy: Another question. How many Venzy packs are present on this plain?
 * Bruger: Five. And they all hate each other with a burning passion. And they're even smart enough to compete with each other in some kind of 'competition' in order to get their yummy rewards.
 * Xandy: Great. We'll do the sacrifice quickly, because those Venzys will surely follow the trail. We'll just have them travel into unfamiliar territory until they finally find the carcass.
 * Bruger: Then it's a done deal.
 * Patrick: Has anyone ever told you that your meat tastes like pizza?
 * Bruger: WHAT?!?
 * Patrick: Yeah, we-
 * SpongeBob/Xandy: PATRICK!!! (They beat him up)
 * Patrick: (While being choked by Xandy) TRRIIIIIIIIEEEEEDD...
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!
 * Bruger:...What was that all about?
 * Xandy: Just ignore him, it's something you'd regret wanting to know. Let's just get started. You get your herd ready while we deal with the rest.
 * Bruger: Very well.
 * Monacosaur #3: What did he mean by our meat tasting like...whatever 'pizza' is?
 * Bruger: GET IN POSITION!!! (The Monacosaurs spread out)
 * Female Monacosaur: You sure they'll keep true to their word, honey?
 * Bruger: I saw no lie in their voices, Pyolly. They look like the kinds of bastards that will keep true to their word. It will at least be nice that those pesky Venzys will not be a problem for a couple of weeks.
 * Female Monacosaur (Pyolly): Well...if you trust them, I trust them.
 * Mr. Krabs: (They were watching the battle between the alpha and the rival male continue as they beat each other up)... I'll admit, I prefer the battle with Bambi and Ronno better than- (The alpha scratched the rival male's eye out with a spike on it's antler)... This!
 * Squidward: Don't we all?
 * Missing Link: (Walkie-talkie acts up) Yello?
 * Xandy: The Monacosaurs have agreed to distract Hannibal in exchange for driving off the Venzys. Our plan is coming together.
 * Missing Link: Well, good! As for our side, the alpha just scratched out an eye. (A crack and deer moan was heard)... And I think it broke a rib.
 * Gazelle: Oh, I can't look!
 * Duke: I can't look away. I've never seen animals fight so fiercely... In fact, I've never seen non-sentient animals fight at all.
 * Skipper: Are the Venzy raptors still waiting?
 * Kowalski: As they'll ever be.
 * Skipper: "Keep your eye on them. Even the most organised pack has their little rebel that would prematurely jump at an early oppertunity."
 * Kolwalski: "On it Skipper. Better then watching a bloody uncaged match of deers."
 * Gazelle couldn't bare watching this.
 * Duke: "Ah, don't worry kid, I'm sure it can't get any more-" (The alpha impaled the rival male with his antler spikes)...Violent. (The Venzys were getting antsy, the ineditable nears.)
 * Private: Should we move now?
 * Kowalski: No. We need to wait for the Venzys to attack. Then we must rush in at the second and stop it.
 * Rico: (Blabbers and hacks out a bazooka)
 * Skipper: Rico, wait until it's time! We need to do this without attracting too much attention.
 * Melman: Don't see how easy that will be. How can we possibly go in and go out with the body AND handle the raptors WITHOUT letting the alpha know?
 * A large JP T-Rex like roar was heard in the distence.
 * The Alpha's herd began to panic.
 * The fighting bucks stopped their fight, the Alpha ditching the wounded male apawn realising that it had a much bigger priority to finish off what he started, figuring lingering predators, even the owner of the roar, would do that for him. The Buck Alpha began leading the herd away from the area.
 * Icky: Aw, come on! They had one job!
 * Po: Hey, at least it got the herd away, right?
 * Shifu: Yes, but the Venzys are not going to just give up a meal. (The Venzys charged in swift sprints)
 * Private: SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!!!
 * Rico: (Blabbers, and hacks out a flare gun, firing it into the sky as the Venzys stopped at the sight of it, backing off as the heroes charged, primarily the Raptor gang)
 * Bubbha: That's OUR kill, boys! (The Venzys didn't back down until they noticed each other's packs. They communicated brashly at each other and ended up fighting, as some of one individual pack surrounded the Raptors) Oh, so it's a hoe-down you un-talkers want? We're happy to oblige?!
 * The Raptors charged and snarled and fought against the Venzies, joined in by most of the group.
 * Lurleane: "(She pile-drives a Venzy into the dirt) AND THIS IS HOW YA WRASSLE?!"
 * Pervis: YEAH, LET'S TEAR THESE MOTHERF****** APART LIKE ANIMALS!
 * Bubbha: Geez, Pervis! You sound like we'e gonna eat these guys.
 * Pervis: Wait, we're not?
 * Bubbha:... Wow, really, Pervis? We're only driving them off.
 * Pervis: Well, what if we accidentally killed one of them? THEN can we eat them? We are predators after all.
 * Earl:... Actually, that does seem to fit for us.
 * Bubbha: CONFOUND IT ALL, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR LOLLYGAGGING! THE V-REX COULD BE HERE ANY GODDURN SECOND, AND THEN WE'RE- (The Venzy bites him in the tail) EEEEEEEEYYYAAAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Predators! (The Raptors and Venzys fought dinosaur style biting and scratching each other)
 * Crane; (Flies) GUYS! Brace yourself! Hanny's almost here, and he looks hungry.
 * Xandy: What about the Bruger's herd?
 * Crane: They're barricading his way into the valley. Though, I feel that they won't stop his bloodthirsty bone teeth forever.
 * Lord Shen: "Then we must complete what we need to do quickly!"
 * Earl: Well, we would if THESE VARMINTS WOULD JUST GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!
 * Bubbha: If they could understand us, I'd tell them f*** you! In fact, they don't HAVE to understand it, F*** YO- (The Venzys snarled viciously!)
 * Baloo: Hey, space dinos! The Bare Necessities would like you to be more acquainted with the ground! (He punches the Venzys and roars at them)
 * Thunderclap: (The Dactyls attack from the sky, scarring the eye of one of the alpha Venzys, then another bites Coldfront in the leg)
 * Coldfront: YOW?! HEY, SPIT ME OUT, ALIEN RAPTOR!? (Smacks the Venzy in the face with his wing)!
 * Frostbite and Windgust stuffed that same Venzy and two others into a log!
 * Frostbite: "THAT'S FOR BITING MY BRO, LIZARD ASS!?"
 * Windgust: "I would've liked you guys better, IF YOU NEVER EXISTED!?"
 * Windgust and Frostbite kicked the trapped Venzys into other Venzys! Though it disorianted them, it didn't stopped the ongoing pack and the battle still continued.
 * Gazelle: We must help them!
 * Cowl: Way ahead of you (Takes out a bazooka laser cannon) Let's roast these lizard poulkeys.
 * Gazelle: WHOA, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KILL THEM, ARE YOU?
 * Cowl: What's the problem? They're trying to kill us just to get what they want.
 * Gazelle: You're asking a predator not to hunt. It's in their nature! Of COURSE they're not going to listen to reason, besides the fact that they can't understand you. I will not allow you to kill these creatures no matter what they do.
 * Cowl: ENOUGH WITH THE ANIMAL SYMPATHY! It's getting really annoying! Is all that animal crap more important than the well-being of TWO planets, tree hugger?
 * Gazelle:... I can't tell if that statement was hypocritical, stupid, or both. Either way, you're a moron in every sense of the word.
 * Hawkens: Cowl, just let it go! If she doesn't want animals to die, then just let her be that way, and let's just get them out of here before- (The V-Rex's footsteps were heard)... Before exactly that happened!
 * Cowl: Nice going, tree hugger!
 * Gazelle:... Permission to slap him?
 * Hawkens: Knock yourself out. (She slaps him)
 * Cowl: "OW?! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?"
 * Lucky: "Hey, Cowl, it's more your fault being a provokeable idiot and wasting our time when we should've helped chased out those Venzy Raptors!? You wasted our time going into a needless debate with a universeal messiah! For now on, it doesn't matter HOW liberal she is, if she said something isn't gonna happen, IT AIN'T, GONNA, HAPPEN?!"
 * Cowl: "...... Sorry Tree-Hug- Ugh, I mean.... What was your name again?"
 * Gazelle: "My normal name is Giselle, but my stage name is Gazelle."
 * Cowl: "Thanks.... Sorry Miss Gazelle.... It was, just me being stupid..... Again..... Many years of being used to not being around liberals can-"
 * Gazelle: "Make you uncaring to the well ebing of those no a fellow republican? I have noticed for awhile now...."
 * Cowl: "....... Wow, no wonder those Equilist Guys wanted to make our contries unite again. We Keubrics are assholes without a better half."
 * Lucky: "OH NOW HE GETS IT!? ARBERIUS KRAAN, COWL!? GOOD KRAAN!?"
 * Kowalski: AHEM! I apologies if we interupted this conversation, but it came at a imoppertune time! Thanks to Cowl wasting our time going into a needless debate with Gazelle, we'll never get this body out of here.
 * (Bruger): BACK, YOU SAVAGE! (A bone-snap and another JP T-Rex-like roar of pain was heard, and the Venzys had no choice but to retreat)
 * Pervis: Yeah, you'd BETTER run, you pussies! This is OUR kill!
 * Mr. Krabs: but it won't be ours forever! We need to get this body to Noobus before that beast gets here!
 * Lord Shen: "Quick, someone strong lift the thing up!"
 * Magnum: I'll do it. I can lift your van very easily, so- (A dinosaur foot stomped behind them as they saw Hannibal as a T-Rex-like dinosaur with Dunkleosteus-like jaws, larger arms, one of them being broken, a spiny alligator-like back, one blind eye, and several wounds. It then let out a blend between a JP T-Rex roar and a 2014 Godzilla roar, everyone covering their ears due to the blast of sound)..... Oh come on that was barely even 9 seconds!?
 * Fidget: (With bleeding ears) MY EARS!!!
 * Icky: AHHHH, F******** ***** ********** ********* ***** ********* ******* ******* **************!!!! THAT DAMN ROAR SOUNDED A LOT DIFFERENT THAN AT A DISTANCE!!!!
 * Hawkens: BECAUSE THE ROAR IS SO LOUD, IT CAN NEARLY REACH INAUDIBLE LEVELS AND BECOME A VARIATON OF A SQUEAK, AND IT IS MUCH EASIER TO HEAR EITHER THROUGH YOUR SENSITIVE EARS, OR BECAUSE OF BEING THE F****** CLOSEST TO THE SOURCE!!
 * Skipper: NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRDDDD!!!
 * Hawkens: OH, SHUT UP!!!
 * Duke: "G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-Gazelle, now would be a nice time to make this thing aware of your messiah status!"
 * Gazelle: "I don't think this thing is capable of that! It looks too hungry to even realise it's in the presience of A Uniter!"
 * Cowl: "So now does that mean I-"
 * Gazelle: "NO IT STLL DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HURT IT?!"
 * Cowl: "Worth a shot."
 * Icky: "..... I got such a solution to this! (Brings out his Iphone and started to do something with it?!)"
 * Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE, IS THIS REALLY THE TIME TO DO A BLOODLY STATUS UPDATE!?"
 * Icky: "Trust me on this?!"
 * Hannibal roared until Icky stood up to it and held up his Iphone, where in the screen, it's an app of Fluttershy facing the camera and giving "The Stare"! This surprises and confuses Hannibal!
 * Lord Shen: "..... Prehistoric One?.... What is-"
 * Icky: "The New Fluttershy Stare App. Latest of Eureka Corp from Equestia. The perfect defence against wild animal attacks. Even dinosaurs."
 * Lord Shen: "........ WHY IN THE BLOODLY HELL DIDN'T YA USED IT ON THE VENZY RAPTORS?!"
 * Icky: "Cause I wanna let MSM have the satisfaction of having conflict in this episode."
 * Lord Shen: "Ah, I, Are you even sure if that app even works on Dinosaurs?!"
 * Icky: "Remember what happened in the Planet of Icks?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, right."
 * Icky: "Besides, I think we're find as long as-"
 * Voice from the Iphone: "Warning, Your battery is low."
 * Icky: "........... GUYS, GTE THAT FUCKING DEER INTO THE VAN, NOW?!"
 * Cowl: "Hey that's not very nice to talk to your messiah like that."
 * Lucky: "HE MEANS THE SUN-HORN YOU FATASS!?"
 * Cowl: The Sun doesn't have horns, silly! They-...Oh, THAT'S what you meant.
 * Lucky:... Remind me why he's with us again?
 * Hawkens: JUST GO, YOU COMPLETE IDIOTS!! (Hannibal roars loudly)
 * Icky: BACK, BONE-LIPS!!! (Uses the Stare app as her eyes were seen, but the V-Rex was unphased)...I said BACK! (The V-Rex roared and chomped the iPhone) YAH! What the actual hell?!? (The V-Rex bites at him, he screams, and chases him away)
 * Boss Wolf:... Why didn't it work?
 * Monkey: To be fair, it didn't work on A robot T-Rex, so I don't see how it would work now.
 * Magnum: Rogue V-Rexes are known to be like that.
 * Gazelle: "But why did it momentarly stopped it before?"
 * Monkey: "It was mainly because it was confused by what's happening, but it snapped back to reality after a few minutes or less. Same thing happened to that Robo Rex. It's kinda safe to assume that Fluttershy has yet to master taming Dinosaurs."
 * Zosimo: But Icky's distracting the beast. Now's our chance!
 * Gazelle: "But shouldn't we help Icky?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh worry not, it's not the first time Icky has been made to evade a rex, he'll be fine."
 * Gazelle: "I kinda don't feel comfertable of leaving Icky to be chased around by that creature that could potainionally lead to his death."
 * Lord Shen: "Look, we'll worry about Ickerious at a moment's notice AFTER we secure the buck, for now, we can't risk compromising the distraction."

Epilogue
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