Project Nosferatu

Project Nosferatu is the 23rd Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Granny Smith has proven to be an intolerent old bat against the new resident Vampire Fruit Bats due to stubburnly refusing to listen to Applejack, and thinks Fluttershy is nothing but a pest loving idiot and forbids Applejack to ever talk to Fluttershy again. She then reports the bats to a company in Equestia called "Genesis", a company with a controverseal history involving testing on Animals for the benifit of ponykind, foreheaded and founded by Dr. Fruit Salad, who came to Granny's aid personally, to collect and capture the bats. Dr. Fruit has quite a complincated and, unethical plan with them: Firstly, he will intent on using love poison and the "Want it Need It" spell to make the Vampire Fruit Bats fall in love with normal vampire bats, making them produce a fast growing, long-living, hyper-strong amminity, strain of Super Vampire Bats: the superior ammunity of Vampire Fruit Bats cause of many long complincated evoloution years of having a strict fruit diet, to even fatal desises like Cancer, and the flock mentally of the normal Vampire bat. Fruit Salad plans to turn his brain cancered daughter Celery Salad into what Fruit declairs is the next evolution of all Ponykind: Become "Vamponies" by injecting the "Super Vampires'" DNA into the patient (or just as easily let a Super Vampire bite the sick patient) and then the perfect, desise ammuned pony is born... The problem is, however, that the Super Vampires also defelupt traits from normal Vampire Bats, and mixed with the vegitarian nature of the Fruit vampire, they are also the first ever Omviverious Bats, they consume both plants, and blood! apawn creation of the very first Vampony, Fruit discovers that his daughter became more bat then pony, and keeps her as a secret while intenting to "Improve" on the formula. Celery, however, breaks out one night, with the "Super Vampires" following her as their queen when they escaped as well, and soughting to make Fluttershy join the sisterhood of bats, knowing well Fluttershy still has bat traits in her since the events of the MLP:FIM Season 4 Episode ''BATS! ''and intents to re-awake the "Flutterbat" in her, all the while the Super Vampires are going around and turning Ponies into Vamponies, while a fearful Fruit Salad does all in his company's power to cover everything from the Media, the populus, and even from Celestia by capturing the Vamponies before everyone's notice and cover everything up. However, his failure to suspect the crusaders would be any creditable cause of being kids, who then went to warn the rest of the Main 6, who they warned the lougers, may ruin his hope of cleansing desise forever and be the nail in the coffen for "Project Nosferatu".

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (28 Days Later Theme)

Chapter 1: A Bat Problem Discovered
Sweet Apple Acres 1 minute later... Apple Home.
 * Granny Smitch is seen shooting at The Vampire Fruit Bats with a shotgun!
 * Granny Smith: "HOLD STILL YA FLYING RODENTS WITH WINGS!? FIGHT LIKE THE CROP RUINING VERMIN YOU ARE!?"
 * Granny Smith ran out of ammo.
 * The Vampire Fruit Bats growled at Granny Smith.
 * Granny Smith: "Uh, what do ya know.... No more bullets.... (Nervious chuckle)..... You wouldn't hurt an old filly, right?"
 * Applejack: GRANNY SMITH!!! (She and Applebloom) Stop! There's something I've been meaning to tell you for a while concerning these vampire fruit bats.
 * Applebloom: Now, shoo, you little meanies! (The VF Bats fly away)
 * Granny Smith:...Why in tarnation would they obey yall'?
 * Applejack: Well...you remember when you, Big Mac, and Applebloom were out while I was taking care of that prized apple?
 * Granny Smith: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU LEFT THIS AREA FOR THOSE WINGED RATS?!?
 * Applejack: Sorry, Granny. But I don't think there was any other way to handle them. All we could think of was to give them their own sanctuary.
 * Applebloom: She meant to tell you, sooner, but we know how you get.
 * Granny Smith: ARE YALL' INSANE?!? GIVING THEM A SANCTUARY?!? THIS WAS MY FAVORITE ACRE!!!
 * Applejack: Really? Why didn't you tell us that before this bat problem happened? Surely we'd know that it would happen sooner or later.
 * Granny Smith: Because it's valuable, and I didn't want any other ponies knowin' about it through you girls. AND NOW YOU GIVE THEM TO THESE...THESE...PESTS?!?
 * Applebloom: Well, what else could she have done?
 * Granny Smith: Well, a little pesticides would've popped up in yer' minds.
 * Applejack: Granny, you know as well as I that we never use that stuff. Too painful, even for the apples. Besides, I don't think Fluttershy would agree to using such a thing.
 * Granny Smith: Oh, how wonderful! I should've know that animal-loving do-gooder was involved in this. DOES SHE HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH DAMAGE THESE RODENTS HAVE CAUSED IN THE PAST?!?
 * Applebloom: Granny, please, you know how you get when you get angry.
 * Granny Smith:...Yeah, you're probably right...BUT I STILL DON'T AGREE WITH THIS BULLCRUD DECISION OF HERS!!! Her animal-loving decisions are soon to ruin our farm. Especially since she keeps that no-good Discord around, with all his random decisions.
 * Applejack: Granny, I--
 * Ganny Smith: "DON'T YOU GRANNY I ME, YA APPLE HYPOCRITE!? That tree-hugger ain't no good anymore!?"
 * ???: "APPLEJACK?!"
 * The Main 5 of the 6 appeared.
 * Twilight: "What was going on?! We heard screaming and gunshots from half-across town!"
 * Applejack: "Uh, I may've, neglected to warn Granny about Sweet Apple Arces, new residents."
 * Twilight: "Why didn't you told your Grandmother sooner?"
 * Applejack: "Well, she's very sensitive about, what happened in history."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So it was over the VFBs? I thought some crazy criminals with guns were shooting up the place!"
 * Applebloom: "That was, Granny actselly..... Somehow, she knows how to use a shotgun without fingers to try and shoot down the bats!"
 * Twilight: "..... That, does not sound biologicly possable."
 * Fluttershy: "Missus Smith, I am very shocked and surprised at you that you would try to hurt these poor things just because your letting a bad exspirence clouding your judgement! They're not really bad at all as long as you know who to keep them from eating too much apples! They're also good from making strong health trees!"
 * Granny Smith: "..... That's funny, the trees from the first time these abominations appeared, didn't looked health AT ALL?!"
 * Twilight: "That was because the apple family back then didn't know how to properly keeping them in a ecosystemal balence! Creatures like the Vampire Fruit Bats are only a problem if you MAKE them a problem or given them a reason to become one. For exsampe, half of eqrope was almost wiped out by pestilence rats only because the creatures were attracted to the medevil ponies' bad hygene! You know, back when we had chamber pots and didn't practice washing out hands after a meal. Celestia saved the day in the end by making the eqrope leaders to began "The Great Cleaning of Eqrope", and eventally, the pestilence rats now only live in sewer systems and now fear ponies cause they have long evoled to forgotten what we looked like."
 * Granny Smith: "But that's different then just a bad case of making a pig out of yourself!"
 * Granny Smith noticed a farmer pig.
 * Granny Smith: "Uh, no offence Juan."
 * Juan the Pig: "No problemo, Missus Smith."
 * He left.
 * Applejack: ".... He's our new caretaker from a problemed farm animal planet simular to mexico... Don't worry, he's already been checked from swine flu, he's realitively healthy."
 * Granny Smith: "And if that stuff about "making stonger healthier trees" is true, then WHY are these trees still look like something out of a cemertary?"
 * Fluttershy: "I didn't say it was a quick process. Besides, these trees are mainly exhuasted from making the previous apples. These things, just take time."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, yeah! I mean, I know it looks bad now, but you gotta trust Fluttershy here, she knows her critters!"
 * Granny Smith: "Oh really? Then what's a Vampire Fruit Bat's mating call?"
 * Fluttershy:...Uhh...
 * Granny Smith: Well?
 * Fluttershy:...(Does an actual Vampire Fruit Bat mating call, surprising everyone)...Oh, my.
 * Granny Smith: How the heck did she learn to do that?!?
 * Fluttershy: Well...ever since I was...'mutated' during that bat incident, I quickly learned their language. That's how I was able to give them a sanctuary in less than 5 minutes.
 * Granny Smith: 'Mutated'? What in tarnation is that supposed to mean?
 * Twilight: Well...I might've accidentally...turned her into a half-bat, half-pony creature while magically making the bats not fond of your apples. It was a simple chain reaction. That's actually common in magic.
 * Fluttershy: But I'm all better now.
 * Granny Smith:...Okay, I think I should take care of this situation before it gets out of hand. I'm gettin' rid of these creatures tonight.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy: But they really like it here. It's been their home for half a year. You can't just take it away from them.
 * Granny Smith: Oh, I'm sure as heck I can. I've appreciated your animal skills in the past, but in this case, you've crossed the line! You've helped creatures that nearly ruined our farm's business, and it can't be tolerated.
 * Fluttershy: Are you saying that they don't deserve to live here, nor live at all?
 * Granny Smith: Maybe.
 * Applejack: Granny, I'm surprised at you for saying such words to one of my friends!
 * Applebloom: Yeah. I never speak that way to MY friends.
 * Granny Smith: Well, you ain't her friend anymore! You're grounded from Fluttershy for a month as of now!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) Excuse me, lady? I KNOW you did not just say that!
 * Granny Smith: "You wanna tussle, ya one-pony gay pride parade?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, why would I wanna harm an old pony like you?
 * Granny Smith: OLD?!?
 * Applejack: ENOUGH WITH THE FIGHTING!!! (Sighs) Girls, I'm sorry this had to happen, but if Granny has a problem with this, then there's not much I can do.
 * Rarity: But if Granny keeps you from seeing Fluttershy, then she's also keeping you from seeing us! She has no right to--
 * Granny Smith: Applejack is MY responsibility, and I can do whatever the hell I want with her! If you don't like it, then maybe you all shouldn't see her either.
 * Applebloom: Whoa, easy, Granny! That's a bit too far. My sister cares for them as much as she does with us.
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup!
 * Granny Smith: Maybe so, but my decision is final! You are not to see Fluttershy for a month, or you're grounded for another month, do you understand?
 * Applejack:...(Sighs) Yes, Granny.
 * Granny Smith: Now go to your room! (Applejack does that) (To Fluttershy) And as for YOU, I suggest you never come to this orchard for the remainder of her punishment! If I see you here even to help these rats, I'll sue you in court for allowing them to be here! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to do some pest control! (Leaves)
 * Fluttershy:...(Starts crying)
 * Rainbow Dash: WHY THAT SELFISH OLD BAT!!! HOW DARE SHE STAND IN THE WAY OF OUR FRIENDSHIP?!? That violates everything we believe in about friendship!
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, calm down! There's nothing to worry about. I'm sure Granny Smith will realize her choices were wrong, and will make up for it within an hour.
 * Applebloom: Speak for yourself. When Granny makes a decision, nothing changes it no matter how wrong it is. I mean, I was grounded for an accident once, and Granny never listened to me about it.
 * Rarity: Perhaps it was because it wasn't an accident.
 * Applebloom: IT WAS TO!!! (Everyone looks at her sternly)...Okay, it wasn't. But I know deep down that she NEVER changes her mind when it comes to these situations. It usually takes something catastrophic for her to feel bad about it. Can't imagine the odds of THAT happenin'.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Like what? Granny Smith making the mistake of trusting a controverseal company into taking them away and it goes batshit insane afterwords, like, vampiric super bats that can mutant you?"
 * Twilight: "Ok, THAT's abit of a strech, I mean, where in Equestia does something like THAT exist?"
 * Granny Smith: "I can't believe Fluttershy of all ponies would do this to me! Allowing dispicable vermin like the Vampire Fruit Bats into my orchord! Why, I never!"
 * Granny Smith started to feel abit sorrowful.
 * Granny Smith: "Still, I guess I owe it to her to at least NOT kill those varmints. Even an old bag like me still ackknowledges that just killing them is not gonna make me any better then those varmits! But still, I need an alternate way to get them out of my apple orchid at all!"
 * Granny Smith had a realisation!
 * Granny Smith: "..... Alchorse! That Sciencetist Pony from Baltamare who tried to ask me to sell Wainoa to him! I heard he collects animals for no clear reason! I should give him a call!"

Chapter 2: Genesis
Few hours later. Applejack's Room Villain League HQ Sweet Apple Acres Elsewhere... A test Chamber. Hours later.
 * An offitcal looking van is seen heading torwords Sweet Apple Acres.
 * it stopped.
 * The back of the van opened, and a ninja pegicious mare jumped out, then came a unicorn mare sectratary, and a green unicorn sciencetist.
 * The Unicorn male: "Katana, scout the area!"
 * Katona the pegicious flew off!
 * The Unicorn Male: "Miss Pen Cella, the status of our location?"
 * Miss Pen the Unicorn mare: "Sweet Apple Arces, home of the Apple Family. You came here before requesting their dog, Dr. Fruit Salad."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Well, I'm surprised she was willing to call me hear after her family took offence to the request. I wonder why she would call me back to this humble little farm."
 * Miss Pen: "Well, she has a particularlly interesting request: She wants us to take away a bat problem."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Bats? Last time I check, Genisis is not an extermination company! Fruit Bats are not normally THAT troublesome!"
 * Miss Pen: "It's not normal fruit bats, or that native to Equestia.... It's, the vampire incarnations."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad was surprised.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "The Vampiris Fruiticus? Here? I thought they normally inhapit abandon castles and the darkest part of Everfree forest?"
 * Miss Pen: Well, according to Sweet Apple Acres' history, they had several Vampire Fruit Bat infestations that caused 90% of Ponyville's apple supply to go low. So low, that not even a single drop of apple cider was made. The last infestations was last year.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Well, what happened to them?
 * ???: I can answer that, Dr. Fruit Salad. (Granny Smith arrived)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Ah, Mrs. Smith. I was wondering where you were. Wow, you have really aged since the last time I saw you. Anyway, I hear you have an infestation of Vampire Fruit Bats.
 * Granny Smith: Yer' darn tootin' I do. Some zoophile pony thought it was a great idea to use my favorite orchard as a sanctuary for the pests. But don't worry, I made sure she paid the price for it.
 * Miss Pen: What do you mean you made her pay the pri--
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Let's just focus on the situation. Ms. Smith, my company isn't an extermination agency. But what it is must be kept classified.
 * Granny Smith: Whatever. These bats need to be taken care of without killin' them. Maybe since you collect animals, you could take 'em off our hooves.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad:...Really? You call us here so you can give us these creatures? Well, that's...WONDERFUL!!! I've never even seen them, and I've been after them for years. But that's not important. What's your price?
 * Granny Smith: They're goddamn free!
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: FREE?!? SWEET MARE AND JOSEPH, YOU ARE A GENEROUS PONY!!! You got yourself a deal. (They shake hooves) Katana, round up those bats. I've been waiting my whole life for this moment. (Katana puts on a biological suit and flys into the orchard, where bat screeching is heard, and Katana come back with the bats locked up in a steel package with holes)
 * Katana: The job is done, sir.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Great! Load them up in the van. It's been an honor doing business with you, Mrs. Smith.
 * Granny Smith: The pleasure is all mine. (The van takes off) Whew, glad I got that mess done with quickly. (Applejack has seen everything from the window, sighs, and closes the window)
 * Applejack: I can't believe she would do this to me! She's a good pony and a good family member. I mean, I don't remember my REAL parents treatin' me the same way.
 * Applebloom: I don't think you remember much of them, Applejack. They disappeared when you and Big Mac were 5-year-old fillies, and 2 weeks after I was born....I WISH I KNEW THEM, TOO!!! (Starts crying as Big Mac comforted her)
 * Applejack: It just that...deep down, I thought Granny would appreciate that we wouldn't have no more infestations. She's opened a new opportunity for more bats to arrive, and worse, she sold the ones we had to some strange pony who tried to buy Wanona when she was only a few months old. I HATED that guy.
 * Applebloom: So how are you gonna hang out with yer' friends when you ain't allowed to see Fluttershy?
 * Applejack: I'll think of something.
 * Applebloom: It's not like you could have somepony else tell you how she's doin'.
 * Applejack:...You know, you just helped me out right there, sister.
 * Applebloom: I did?
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup.
 * Applejack: It would be nice to have somepony to help me find out how Fluttershy is doin'. But who would possibly be so close to her that I could ask him to do it?
 * Applebloom: Well, at least we know who we WON'T turn to for help. Everything that has to do with him goes topsy-turvy, literally.
 * ???: Oh, really? (The blanket on Applejack's bed suddenly comes to life, and flies around like a magic carpet)
 * Applejack: WHOA, YIKES!!! YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME!!! KNOCK IT OFF, DISCORD!!! (The blanket falls down, and Applejack lands on her bed, and Discord appears)
 * Discord: So, I hear your granny had a grit fit today.
 * Applebloom: Yeah. She found out about the Vampire Fruit Bat Sanctuary, and wasn't very pleased. Now, Applejack is grounded from Fluttershy for a month.
 * Discord: Yeah, I got that. Fluttershy told me everything. I had a LOT to fix since I came back from a royal meeting with my parents. The entire cottage was flooded with tears. Had to save Jerry, Angel, and other animals from drowning in the stuff. I gotta tell you, that was NOT a salty sail in the sea, if you know what I mean.
 * Applebloom: Just tell us what you want, Discord!
 * Discord: Well, don't you know? Applejack said she wanted somepony to check on Fluttershy. I'm sure I'd be perfect for it since I can do it in seconds. And we've already covered that she's so upset, she flooded her entire cottage with her tears. Had to make her tears get sent somewhere else as soon as they came out.
 * Applejack: Where'd you send them?
 * Discord: (Scoffs) You don't wanna know. It's too funny to handle.
 * Lord Cobra: (Everyone panics with their HQ being flooded by the tears that are getting teleported there) WHERE IS ALL THIS WATER COMING FROM?!?
 * Ratigan: HOW WOULD I KNOW?!?
 * Fagin: Guys, this stuff isn't water. It came from SOMEBODY.
 * Cobra:...Oh, God, you can't be serious! They CAN'T be someone's tears.
 * Fagin: They are.
 * Cobra:...DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRD!!!
 * Applebloom: (Scoffs, and laughs) You seriously teleported Fluttershy's tears to the Villain League HQ? THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs until Big Mac and Applejack stare at her sternly)...Ahem. I mean, in all fairness, the leage were jerks anyway.
 * Applejack: ".... Yeah, I tecnecly can't argue with that. But still, this is a serious problem, Applebloom!"
 * ???: "Applejack? You up there?"
 * Discord gasped and quickly turns into a poorly stitched couch!
 * Granny Smith came in.
 * Granny Smith: "Applejack, I...... Uh, when did you get that old couch?"
 * Applebloom: "..... Uh, she's borrowing it, from..... Uncle and Aunt Orange!"
 * Granny Smith: "..... That kinda doesn't look like anything THEY would own."
 * Applebloom: "..... It was a recently donated couch from their charity, "Giving Oranges". They, want me to hold while they're stuck on.... A crashed stock market?"
 * Granny Smith: "..... Ugh, the manehatten stock market crashed again? Confound it, Celestia and Luna seriously need to look into that!"
 * Big Mac: "Eee-yup."
 * Granny Smith: "Anyway, I just came to remind you about the upcoming Blood Donation Festival coming up in ponyville."
 * Applejack: "Ponyville has a blood donation festival?"
 * Granny Smith: "Well sure! It was made in honor of Mayor Mare's grandfather, Mayor Horse, who's life was saved by a donated blood sample from his loving wife. The Apple Family is gonna serve apple pies at the festival as it's gonna be held in the Ponyville General Hospital! It's a time honored tradition, though argueabley fairly recent, and I needed my best apples! Espeically from my faverite patch now free of those vermin! I was able to save a few apples those varmints didn't sucked dry, so we're good for at least 5 pies, 20 apple fritters, and give or take some caramal apples. Applejack, since your, grounded, I'm putting you encharged of thinks while me, Big Mac and Applebloom are gone. I don't want you seeing that zoophile or those enabler friends of yours. Are we clear?"
 * Applejack: Yes, Granny.
 * Granny Smith: That's what I like to hear. Now, let's get to bed. We've got a busy day tomorrow. (Leaves)
 * Applejack/Big Mac/Applebloom: Whew! (Discord transforms back)
 * Discord: Well, well. Seems like your honesty doesn't seem to run in the family. That's the first time I've known your little sister and big brother lying about something.
 * Applebloom: Well, who else was gonna do it? Applejack treats honesty as something powerful. Plus, she finds it difficult to lie...sometimes, if you account to the Flim Flam brothers' false advertising a few months ago.
 * Applejack: Thanks for covering me, guys. Granny would've been steamed if she saw Discord here.
 * Discord: Well, considering she already declared that Applejack can't see her other friends, then I guess I'll just have to check on them, too.
 * Applejack: I don't know if we can trust you on this, Discord. You usually end up causing trouble even when you're doing something nice.
 * Discord: Oh, please. If I was smart, I would've made Granny Smith forget about that whole 'being grounded' thing. But of course, plots have to say otherwise.
 * Applebloom: Well, I have to ask, who was that stallion who wanted to buy Wanona?
 * Applejack: I don't remember much. I just know that his name is Dr. Fruit Salad, and he is an animal collector who runs a company which nopony knows what they do.
 * Applebloom: What if it's for some experimentation?
 * Applejack: I don't know. Sending Discord is out of the picture because Genesis is known for two things: It's unknown business, and it's impressive security systems. Anypony who's tried to sneak in there has never been heard of again. Don't get me wrong, Fruit Salad ain't no killer, no normal pony is, but I had heard, nasty rumors he has, "alternate means" to deal with them. And it's gonna be tough considering the fact that I can't see my friends, and I have the least qualified person to help me check on them.
 * Discord: Well, life wasn't meant to be easy, you know....for mortals. But us Gods, good lord, we have it all!
 * Applebloom: It sucks that Gods always get the good stuff.
 * Discord: Well, I can already tell that we have a deal. I'll watch over your friends, and you'll never have to get in trouble with your granny. I'll let you know if any of them have any ideas. Now you might as well get to bed. (Teleports away)
 * Applebloom: (Yawns) Yeah, he's right. We might have time to learn about Dr. Fruit Salad tomorrow.
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup.
 * Applejack: Good night. (Applebloom and Big Mac leave, and Applejack goes to bed, and shuts off the lights)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: (He drives his van into a large cold night desert where they go through security electric fences, and make it to a large set of buildings. They go past a sign that says 'Genesis', and they park in a garage, where Dr. Fruit Salad, Miss Pen, and the ninja pegasus Katana take the Vampire Fruit Bats into a chamber, and release them from the crate, where they fly across the room, and Dr. Fruit Salad gives them some fruits which they suck dry) This is a dream come true! I've been searching for these creatures for over 10 years, and now I have them.
 * Miss Pen:...Well, now that you have them, what are you gonna do with them, sir?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Well, the same thing I do with every animal I collect. I perform genetic experiments. As you know, I've been trying to come up with medicines that could change the world of medical technology as we know it. Animals that I keep are the key to curing ailments that no other medicine can cure. Advanced tumors, deafness, blindness, the common cold, even cancer.
 * Miss Pen: And the risk of causing mass controversy with the ponies' customs of nature being precious.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Of course, that's what the massive security systems are for. Sure I might sound like a jerk for having the intruders used for genetic research, but sacrifices have to be made, I mean, since I don't see myself as the "murderious type", I have to ensure the intruders keep what they seen to themselves, whether they like it or not. Sure some people think this line of work is considered 'playing God', but those are the kind of words that prevent us from moving forward in making our lives better. And all I want the most is to...help my daughter.
 * Miss Pen: Your daughter? What about her?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Well, I'm sure you know that I've been fighting an ailment in her that's been constantly trying to claim her life: brain cancer. Cancer is among the most unstoppable ailments of our generation. A LOT of people and ponies die of it. There's absolutely NO cure for it. But this time, it's gonna be different.
 * Miss Pen: "Not to question you sir, but, what makes a bunch of odd looking bats different from any other bats, or, normal Equestian Fruit Bats for that matter?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "I have a, complincated throey. It appears being creatures that spend all their lives sucking apples and sometimes, other forms of fruit, they have the strongest form of ammunity then even normal bats. Cause of it, even dreaded bat desises like the white nose doesn't harm them, or effect them at all! Heck, rabies, is like the case of the sniffles for them!"
 * Miss Pen: "...... Didn't the pony science community have, a nasty opinion against the throey?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "We have our nay-sayers, Pen. Now, I need a way to extract the perfect compound of pure bat DNA."
 * Miss Pen: "Why not just, get the direct sample?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Oh, Pen, my dear sectratary and 3rd cousin, I wished science WAS stone age simple! But it's not! It requires time and rescearh before results! We may have to include normal vampire bats!"
 * Miss Pen: "And why?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Well, I have what you would call, "a gameplan to end all gameplans". I'm thinking of making the Vampirs Fruticus, mate with the mexican vampire bats."
 * Miss Pen: ".... I, don't think that's gonna nessersarly work, Fruit. Just because they're bats, doesn't mean they gonna be interested at eachother. They're still, two worlds too different."
 * Dr, Fruit Salad: "I do have, some plans to make it work reguardless."
 * A male VFB is seen next to a sapient female normal Vampire Bat.
 * Fruit Salad and a couple of unicorn sciencetists are behind a viewing window.
 * Fruit Salad: "First test, sharing a same dinner."
 * A dinner table holding baskit of fruit on one side, and a glass of blood on the other, with a lit candle holder at the centar as speakers playing romantic music played.
 * The Normal Vampire Bat and the Vampire Fruit Bat only looked at eachother in confusion.
 * Normal Vampire Bat: "Uh..... Free lunch, at least?"
 * The VFB, being unsentient, only nodded in agreement.
 * Fruit Salad: "Yes, they're headed to the table. I have lanced the fruit with essience of a "Want It, Need It" spell and the blood has love poison in it. It will make them be attracted to eachother."
 * Unicorn 1: "You, have a plan B if Bats are somehow ammuned to love poison and love mag-"
 * Fruit Salad: "Shh!"
 * The Vampire Fruit Bat sucked out the first fruit, while the Normal Vampire Bat licked the blood.
 * Normal Vampire Bat: "So, I know you don't talk, but, my name is Batila and-"
 * Suddenly, they both had hearts in their eyes and stared blankly at eachother.
 * Batila: "....... I..... I never knew a unsentient creature can be so.... Hunky...."
 * The Vampire Fruit Bat mimiced a sound simular to "Hubba Hubba."
 * Fruit Salad: "Yes, it's working!"
 * Unicorn 1: "My goodness, Subject Fruit Vampire is violating Subject Batila!"
 * Unicorn 2: "Oh no, he's just awkwordly positioning himself to- Now, he's voilating Batila."
 * Unicorn 3: "(Mimics Sex Music and rap sounds.)"
 * Fruit Salad: "AHEM?! Let's give them, their privatcy, and see to it the rest of the test subjects, follow suit."
 * The Unicorns saluted!
 * Fruit Salad: "Exsellent! Already things are going smoothly."
 * A series of cages holding Huge Vampire Bats with some characteristics of Vampire Fruit Bats about the size of Flying Foxes.
 * Fruit Salad: "Incredable! We had them only a few hours after birth, and they grew in size?! Are they capable to do what I hoped?"
 * Unicorn 1: "We tested one on a intruing popperazi from "Equestia Daily", and so far, she has incrised ammunity, but we're moniting her for safety reasons."
 * Fruie Salad: "Good, now, have one ready for the REAL test, and I'll go check on her."

Chapter 3: A Poor Brain-Cancer Soul
A kindergarden like playroom filled with alot of dolls and toys. Flashback. Present
 * A green pegasis is seen playing with a tow first of the MLP:FIM train and flying it like an airplane!
 * The Green Pegasis: "Vroom vroom, blblblblblblblblblblbl, Avroom vroom, pblblblblblblblbl, BEEP BEEP, BEEEEP?! BEEP BEEP, BEEEP!? Varoom vroom, BEEP BEEP, plplplplplplplpplplplpll, BEEEP!? CELERY SALAD, BEST TRAIN FLYER EVER?! WEEEE?!"
 * Fruit Salad watched sadly at the mare Celery Salad.
 * Miss Pen sees this as well.
 * Miss Pen: "I don't get how a brillient girl like here became.... This."
 * Fruit Salad: "It's, a result of a spell on her to contain her cancer."
 * Miss Pen: "Spell?"
 * Fruit Salad: Cancer can often kill within a few days. So I was forced to magically keep her brain in stasis until I can find a cure. The problem is that it's not permanent. I've got only a week left to find the cure. Her brain has been put in stasis for over 5 years, and already, her IQ is dropping like flies. Now she's a lightheaded teenager with the brain of a 4-year-old.
 * Celery: (Playing with action figures) YAY! MISTRESS MARE-VELOUS AND SPIDER-MARE SAVED THE DAY ONCE AGAIN!!! WOOHOO!!! (Giggles) TAKE THAT, GREEN ORC!!! (Giggles)
 * Miss Pen: (Sighs) She makes me think of her mother if she suffered mental retardation.
 * Fruit Salad: Yes. Garden Salad was a great and beautiful mare. Her brain cancer was deemed hereditary, and this is what lead to poor Celery getting it. I still miss her. But when I give her my new medicine, she'll be back to normal in no time flat.
 * Miss Pen: ".... Fruit, I'm, worried about, side-effects. Like, what if she turns into a bat pony?"
 * Fruit Salad: "..... I'll let you in on a secret.... I'm actselly hoping for that in some context."
 * Miss Pen: "What?"
 * Fruit Salad: "You see, our current pony spieces is incredabily flawed in terms of our defence to a greater threat then, some dark villain or a monster attack: desise and pestilence! And, I want to make the ponies go through the next stage in our evolusion! Become what I named, "The Vampony"."
 * Miss Pen: "..... Turn, all of pony kind, into vampire ponies? But, that would mean we can't go into the sun ever again!"
 * Fruit Salad: "Miss Pen, I am not talking about Triditional vampires.... But I am not talking gay sparkling twilight vampires either, that's for sure."
 * Miss Pen: "We're not?"
 * Fruit Salad: "Oh don't get me wrong, there is some concerns that ponies may become, nocturnal, but I'm hoping our pony side will enable us to enjoy both days and nights. That way, Luna will never worry about ponies not enjoying her night ever again! Everyone wins in this!"
 * Miss Pen: "But.... What about if they want to, suck blood?"
 * Fruit Salad: "As far as I know, our Super Vampire Bats seem to respond well to a fruit diet, so we're still testing how much traditional vampire bat is in them."
 * Miss Pen: "Just, how are you even gonna get what these creatures have in your daughter."
 * Katana brings our a caged Super Vampire Bat.
 * Fruit Salad: ".... Let's just say, I want to test if they can suck blood."
 * Miss Pen: "Sir! This, this your daughter we're talking about, and your placeing her in the same room with, that, thing?"
 * Fruit Salad: "She won't be in real danger, we prepare procautions if the creature does more then one bite. I'll never do this to Celery if I am not sure what I am doing. You just need to trust me Pen. Think about how thankful Equestia will be in the end..."
 * Miss Pen: "..... I..... I am just, unsure. You know what Celestia warned you if tamptering with nature bite us back in the flanks!"
 * Fruit Salad was silent.
 * Fruit Salad was giving Celestia and Luna a tour doing mid-season 2 of MLP:FIM.
 * Fruit Salad: "And here we have our rescearhers testing on simple creatures and ways to study healing potainionals. I promise the tests are safe and humane for both animal and pony alike."
 * Celestia: "I know you keep insisting, but, I'm just afraid someone may get hurt from this."
 * Fruit Salad: "Celestia, I promise you, no one gets hurt here in Genesis."
 * Luna: "I don't mean to bring personal issues, but, how's, your daughter doing?"
 * Fruit Salad: "...... She's.... Been better. The Brain Statis spell, is not being very kind to her above average intelligents."
 * A roar was heard!
 * Unicorn sciencetists are seen running away from a Giant Mutant Mantis with Squid tenticales and bird wings!
 * Voice: "Alert: Failed Exspeariment Praying Sqimaird has escaped!? All personal keep away from the creature?!"
 * Sqimaird: "(ROARS)!? YOU MONSTERS?! LOOK WHAT YOU DONE TO ME?! YOU OFFERED ME 20 BUCKS IF I DO YOUR SICK TWISTED EXSPEARIMENTS, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!"
 * A Unicorn Sciencetist: "Suezy, please! Dr. Fruit Salad is just trying to help his daughter! It's for a good cause!"
 * Sqimaird: "YOU CALL THIS A GOOD CAUSE?! TURNING AN INNOSENT MANTIS GIRL FROM DETROIT INTO A FREAK?! I'M GONNA KILL EVERYONE HERE, STARTING WITH- (SEES FRUIT SALAD) YOU?!"
 * Fruit Salad: "Uh, uh, nothing to see here my princesses (hopelessly tries to move them), just a usual mishap with failed exspeariment containment, nothing big or anything concerni-"
 * Sqimaird uses a tenticale to grab a screaming Fruit Salad!
 * Sqimaird: "LOOK WHAT YOU HAD DONE TO ME?!"
 * Fruit Salad: "GAA?! SECURITY!? GET THE SUBJECT CONTAINED NOW?! KATANA?! GAS HER, QUICKLY?!" (Squimaird was about to eat Fruit Salad until she was suddenly shot with a tranquilizer dart)
 * Squimaird: I'm gonna...I...uhhh...Who can take a sunrise...(Faints)...CANDYMAN!!!...(Faints again)
 * Fruit Salad: "Oh thank the devines..... Uh, I apologies for this, princesses, sometimes the imperfected exspeariments escape and are not really very patience about my promise to cure them once I help my daughter. I promise this not a serious problem, I-"
 * Fruit Salad looks to see Celestia angry and Luna shocked and speechless.
 * Fruit Salad: "Your, highnesses? Is, something wrong?"
 * Celestia: Dr. Fruit Salad, I am VERY disappointed in you. You made this mantis a monster?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: It's nothing personal, your highness. It's just business.
 * Celestia: (Sighs, and uses her magic powers to change Squimaird back to a normal mantis) You may mean well that you're trying to help your daughter, but there's other ways to do that than mutating someone like that.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Your highness, my daughter is on the verge of dying in a few months, and I have to have these experiments in order to have the cure.
 * Celestia: I'm sorry, but we simply cannot allow you to do these mutation experiments any longer. We must de-mutate any innocent people who were mutated. (They just do that)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!
 * Luna: If you want to cure your daughter, it's better if you stick with medicines and unsentient lab animals. No more sentient tests.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad:...(Sighs) Yes, your highness.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "..... If Celestia discovers that I am turning sentients into mutants again just to keep my rescearh secret, I'm afraid my funding won't be the only thing lost to me, nor that of my ability to not be in prison..... I could lose my daughter."
 * Miss Pen: "..... What, were you hoping to accomplise from a Mantis-Squid-Bird anyway?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Those were among, unsuccessful tests and disproven throies. I did wanted to turn them back, but unlike Celestia, for me to do it and do it right takes time, and Celery is my priority. Sqimaird was just, impatent, and thanks to her rampage, had badly neutered my reshearch. Those vampire fruit bats couldn't've been found in a most fragle time."
 * Miss Pen: ".... I see..... But, in a way, Celery is a sentient. And, testing on her might be..... Well, what if she turns into another Sqimaird?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "If you mean metathroicly, then no. Trust me, the super bat DNA is not gonna lead to anything dangerious. For you see, Celery, is gonna be the first of a new evolution for ponies everywhere."
 * Miss Pen: "New, Evolution?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: I'm intending to use this serum to not only cure Celery but to also make ponies much more superior than normal. I want to save ponies all over Equestria from their ailments that can't possibly be cured. This serum will change everything. It shall make ponies' hearing, sights, and smell much better than normal. I'll even give them a much larger diet, much greater intelligence, and most importantly, stronger immune systems.
 * Miss Pen: Aren't ponies perfect the way they are? That sounds pretty unnecessary.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Maybe, but if there's a chance it will help heal millions of ponies out there, it will be worth it.
 * Miss Pen: I don't know. It sounds risky.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: It'll be fine. This hybrid I made was born a hybrid, and it's not sentient, so I'm not doing any real harm. I'm sure Celery will thank me when I give her the serum.
 * Miss Pen: "I'm just worried that your "Perfect Pony" plan might have loopholes you had, yet to fixed."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Pen, I promise if the formula needs to be worked on, it will be worked on! That's what testing is for! Trail, and error! Any good company knows to give products find tuneing before offitcally releasing them. I promise I know what I'm doing!"
 * Miss Pen: "Ok, I guess for now, I'll take your word for it. Just, promise me if the serum makes Celery even a little hospile that you'll take procautions to-"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "If we were to hit that snag, then yes, as previously stated, I will work out certain kinks if there were to be such. There's nothing to worry about."
 * Miss Pen: "It's just that, your combining a blood sucking bat spieces with that of a fruit eating spieces. Aren't you afraid the super bats will have the aggresion of the Vampire Fruit Bats and the normal vampire bat's lust for blood? And even the possability of making.... An, Onviverious bat?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "To be honest, I won't really be surprised if that were true. I already seen what our previous projects were like, Pen. So, it's not really ill-logical if it were to be so."
 * Miss Pen: "I'm sorry for being a worry-wart, it's just that, if any of those, things you had breed were to escape, I, I can't even igmagine the desistation! Both capable to suck blood and cause a egological damage to crops, these things are the perfect plague capable to cripple civilisations! If villain teams knew about these, things-"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Pen, please! I know these creatures look more to be the things of nightmares, but I promise they will be the santion of good. Ponies will become better from them. Everyone will love the Super Bats irreguardless of being, abit hissy. But most of all.... Think of the lives that will be preserved, even saved, by them...."
 * Miss Pen: Well, I hope you know what you're doing.
 * Celery: (Giggles, then sees her father) Oh, hi, daddy! I'm playing with action figures! See? (Runs around the room with the action figures making action noises) Boom! YAY! Radiance wins again! (Fruit Salad and Miss Pen sigh).

Chapter 4: Vampire Fruit Celery Salad is Born
Hours later. A few minutes later... Later that night... Cage area.
 * Celery was humming a song while sitting in a chear.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Now, Celery, I, may need to, inject you with a serum I think should rid you for your, illness. I promise it'll be quick."
 * Celery: "La-la-la-la-la-lala! Oh wait, you said something?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Uh, yes. I'm going to inject a new medicine daddy made."
 * Celery: "Does it taste like chocolate?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad sighed.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Your not gonna indest it, it's going into your bloodstream."
 * Celery: "Oh..... Still don't get it."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "I must warn you, it involves getting a needle, and I know you don't, like needles, or anything sharp and pointy, so, look who came to divert your attent- I mean, keep you company!"
 * Fruit Salad brings out a doll in a recolor of Winnie the Pooh!
 * Celery squeed!
 * Celery: "Binnie the Dooh!"
 * Celery grabs the doll and hugs eyes closed!
 * Celery: "I LOVE BINNIE!?"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "(Wispers), The subject is distracted, proseed to inject the serum."
 * Celery: La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! BINNIE THE DOOH!!! (Giggles, then she's suddenly injected with the serum) OWCH! That hurt! (Starts crying, then her crying stops when noises are heard in her body)...I don't feel so goo--(Suddenly, her brain starts getting stretched out a bit)--ooo-oo-oo-ooooh! (Her eye pupils start to shrink, and then expand again, and after a few effects, she faints)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Celery?...Say something, Celery!
 * Celery:...(Wakes up) Uhhgh...daddy? Is that you?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Celery, focus. How many ears do you see?
 * Celery:...Uh...2?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: What's 2 times 8?
 * Celery: 16?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: What's a pegasus' main job?
 * Celery: Control the weather?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: What's the symptoms of blu flu?
 * Celery: Blue flushed skin, runny nose, fatigue, and headaches.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: And what's Disney's most highest grossing film?
 * Celery: The Lion King?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: And how does your head feel?
 * Celery: My head's fine, dad!
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: YES! IT WORKED!!! MY LITTLE DAUGHTER IS FINALLY CURED!!! (Hugs Celery)
 * Celery:...Uh, daddy, what's going on?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: You had brain cancer, Celery. It took me until now to fix it. I created a serum derived from the DNA of vampire fruit bats and vampire bats, and the strong immune systems and cancer-resistant by-products saved your life.
 * Celery: Really? Are you sure you even checked the side-effects?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: I assure you, it's fine. I gave you much more than a stronger immune system. I gave you better vision, smell, hearing, and you have a brand new diet.
 * Celery: Well, I can see much better than I last remember I could.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Exactly. It's good to have you back, Celery. (Hugs her again) But I need to keep you in this chamber just in case of any side-effects of the serum.
 * Celery: Side-effects?
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: Well, I need to ensure that the serum doesn't do anything harmful and sporadic to your body. Using DNA in medical sciences is too dangerous, even for the most successful professionals. I'll have your dinner ready in a minute.
 * Celery: If you say so. See you later, dad! And thanks. (Runs into the chamber)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: (Eyes start watering) I can't believe she's saved! After 5 years, she's finally saved. Somepony make her something to eat. And be sure to add a few extra kinds of food to the cuisine, like fish perhaps.
 * Celery: (Inside the chamber, and sees a pony with a plate full of fruits, fish, and a glass of warm milk) Hey.
 * Pony: Here's your food, Celery. Try not to swallow it all in one bite. Your father even added some fish to see if you like them with your new diet.
 * Celery: I...I've never even eaten meat before. I was born a vegetarian, just like every other pony in Equestria.
 * Pony: Well, try it. You might find it pretty good. (Leaves)
 * Celery:...Well, okay. (Takes a bite into the fish)...Wow. It tastes better than I expected. (Eats the rest of the fish, and drinks the milk, leaving only the fruits left, which she stares at hesitatingly)...So...juicy....So delicious!...(Salivates)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: (Seeing her actions) Hmm...a taste for the juice of a hard fruit? Truly a common characteristic of the Vampire Fruit Bats. But I think we can do without the obsession stuff. Prepare the scientists to prepare a--(Suddenly, he heard Celery slurping the fruits dry within a second, then eating the rest of the fruit)...Whoa!
 * Celery: (Burps) Excuse me.
 * Dr. Fruit Salad:...Prepare an anti-craving antidote. I need to make sure she doesn't crave juices whenever she sees them.
 * Celery: (Is sound asleep, and still in the chamber)...(Suddenly, she feels pain, and wakes up) Urrgh! What was that--Urrrgh! (Falls out of the bed) URRRGGGHHHH!!! What's...what's happening?!? (She suddenly grows fangs, her ears get furrier, her eyes turn red and bat-like, her cutie mark changes into a celery with blood on it, and her wings turn into bat wings) AARRRGGGGGGHHHH!!! I'm...changing! I...(Starts shrieking, becoming a half-pony half-bat similar to Flutterbat)
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: (He and some guards arrive) Celery, are you okay? I heard a--HOLY EQUESTRIA!!! (Sees Celery as a mutant) Celery, what has happened to you?!?
 * Celery: "............. Isn't it obvious, daddy dearist..... I, have become your perfect spieces........"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: ".... What..... What are you saying?"
 * Celery: "I never felt, so alive! Free, free of the dread of deieses and pestelence?! Free from the frail body of being a normal pegisus pony! I never felt so alive!? This is what everypony should feel, father?! I must spread it to ALL of the Equestia!? They'll be, much, much better!? I'll be a hero, father?!"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Celery!? This isn't what you would normally talk like?! It's the bat DNA!? It's, it's taking over your body and created some sort'of, dominate persona! You need my help, we need to balence you out with pony DNA asap! I can't risk Celestia finding out, I-"
 * Celery: "Keep your inferior pony flesh to yourself!? I can't be a help to anyone as a "Bat Pony", I must be a help, as a "Vampony"?! I'll be Celery, slayer of pestelence, liberator of mortal kind, and the convertor on the inferiority!? I'll free Equestia from the terrors of sickness! I'll save them from their own weakness, and their weak blood! Blood..... That sounds strangly delisious the more I think of it.... How it seems to appeal to me even if it's about as tasty as metal! A+, B-, AB, O+, even the exotic XYZ!? It's so, yummy to me!? It calls to me! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "Oh no! Her brain being in status has allowed her to fallen to bat based instints! She must be contained! Celery, you need to listen me, you have to allow me to help-"
 * Celery flew off, maniacly laughing!
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "CELERY! NO! PLEASE, COME BACK!?"
 * The Super Vampire Bats are seen resting.
 * Celery bursted through!
 * Celery: "Ahhhhh..... I am sensing these are my kin of blood. My children of the night. Time to get their attention."
 * Celery uses her newfound sonar ability to get the SVBs attention!
 * Celery: "Hear me, my children! I am on a quest to help lead my kind to superior asention, and radacation of sickness in ponies! Your award, will be the blood you suck and the fruits of their labor!? Here, my children!? Let me free you?!"
 * Celery bucks the button and frees the super bats that began to screeh and snarl as they fly around, as Celery laughed insanely!?
 * Miss Pen appeared and see this!
 * Miss Pen: "(Gasp)! Celery?! What happened to you, and what are you doing?!"
 * Celery didn't respond as she flew up broke through the celing, the Super Vampire Bats all following as Celery's demented laughing is heard!
 * Dr. Fruit Salad and some guards arrived too late!
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "NO! CELERY?! DON'T LEAVE ME?! CELERY!?"
 * Dr. Fruit Sald plopped to the floor and started to man-cry!
 * Miss Pen: "...... Fruit, if Celestia discovers this, Celery will be reckindised as a threat, and...... Everyone knows what happens to those that are deemed a threat. And think if she figures out where did these bats came from."
 * Dr. Fruit Salad: "..... Then we need, to capture her before things get out of hand!"

Chapter 5: Flutterbat Returns
Somewhere in the middle of the Equestian outskirts. Fluttershy's house. Ponyville Hospital, at the crack of dawn before the Ponyville Blood Donation festival is ready. Fluttershy's house.
 * Celery is leading her Super Vampire Bats around Equestia!
 * Celery: "We need to make Vamponies to come aide us on our crusade against sickness! And I am sensing, there is already a Vampony in existence.... And she's in..... Ponyville.........."
 * Jerry and Discord are seen sleeping on the couch cause Fluttershy wanted to be alone for a bit.
 * In Fluttershy's bedroom, she's still distressed and can't sleep.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, miss Smith.... How could you be so heartless to misunderstood creatures.... They do more good then you think..... Why can't you understand?"
 * ???: "Something wrong, little pony?"
 * Fluttershy: "(Gasps)! Who's there?"
 * ???: "Outside, little one....."
 * Fluttershy goes outside through her window.
 * ???: "In your tree branches."
 * Fluttershy looks, and sees a series of red looking eyes appearing all throughout.
 * Fluttershy: "EEP!?"
 * ???: "Don't be afraid...."
 * Celery appeared behind her.
 * Celery: "We're friends."
 * Fluttershy gasped and eeked to see Celery!?
 * Fluttershy: "Your a bat pony!? Please tell me your one of Luna's bat ponies!"
 * Celery: "No, my dear. I, am a Vampony! And I came to help."
 * Fluttershy: "Help?"
 * Celery: "Young miss, recently ago, my father managed to cure me of my brain cancer, and freed me of my mortal weaknesses forever! Well, for deieses anyway. I am the next step of our ponykind's evoution!? I, am their Salvation! I, am, Celery Salad!"
 * Fluttershy: "...... Celery Salad? That doesn't sound very.... Vampireish."
 * Celery: "Hey just be glad I'm not a Twilight Saga Vampire who sparkles in the sun like a gay-ass lanturn."
 * Celery: "But luckly, I'm also not the traditional vampire who burns up in the sun like a straight-ass lanturn. But all the same, my dear little friends are not capable to be up in day and night like me. They need, a place to stay until we can make our move, little sister."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, uh, sure, but, I'm sure we're not related. Cause, I think I would remember being related to a Vampire Pony."
 * Celery: "Not of kin, obviously, but we both have bat DNA inside of us! But you have only half of what I had become! You have Vampire Fruit Bad DNA, little sister."
 * Fluttershy: "I'm a year older then you..... I think. How old are you exactly?"
 * Celery: "Not impourent! That means you only have half of the superior Vampony genes! Join me, and togather, we can liberate Equestia from their mortal weaknesses!?"
 * Fluttershy: "Um, I don't know..... I don't Celestia would like me helping vamponies turning ponies into more vamponies with bats I never seen before. I think she would be, mad at me."
 * Celery: "Hmmp, typical immortal god, too stuck up in their devine rules to understand that mortals need to be save from the cruelty of sickness. Like, cancer. It took my mother's life, and had not been for father, it would've claimed me as well, and I'd be just another claimed life to sickness and another name in the graveyard."
 * Fluttershy: "And don't get me wrong, that's fine for you, but, I'm sure whoever your father is, I'm sure he wanted to keep you from going, uh, overboard."
 * Celery: ".... Sister, follow me. There's something, you need to see."
 * Celery sonared the Super Vampire Bats to stay put, while gestures Fluttershy to follow her.
 * Celery and Fluttershy flew up to a Hospital Window, and snuck in.
 * Fluttershy: "Celery, why are we breaking into Ponyville Hospital? My friend Rainbow Dash almost got in trouble for trying to steal a book and accused of stealing a slipper."
 * Celery: "This is the room they keep, cancer patiences....... Young, children, cancer patients."
 * Fluttershy gasped as she sees young fillies and colts sleeping in bed, banaged up and nearly bald.
 * Celery: "Whatever cure is plan by the well meaning mortal doctors, won't come in time to save them, sister. These fillies and colts, won't even live to see what their cutiemarks look like. Parents, left desistated, families destroyed and broken, life, for them cut unfairly short. What's even more sad, Celestia has the power to stop this... But the rules of the devines forbid intervention unless of it's civilisation threatening, and appearently, cancer doesn't count as that!"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, to be fair, if it's the black plage we're talking about, that would get a respondse. It's just, Cancer, doesn't work like that. It only happens to certain ponies with, bad genes, or, sometimes, because of unhealthy habits, like smoking. Cancer, is not a predictable desise, and it's hard to understand. That's why medicene could only do so much."
 * Celery: "Then they can't be their only hope anymore, sister. These children, need a hero. Equestia, needs a hero. They need me..... No, they need us.... They need you and me, sister. Let me awake your true potaional, and come tomorrow night during the blood donation festival, that's when our crusade begins! Please, sister.... For the children."
 * Fluttershy becomes morally conflicted.
 * Fluttershy thinks: "This is almost the same problem Discord went through. But very unlike that monster Tirek, Celery wants to help ponies, and, these poor children! I.... I don't know what to do....."
 * Fluttershy plopped down and quietly cried.
 * Fluttershy: "..... Do what you have to do.... But not here..... I, don't wanna wake and scare the children when they see you do... It."
 * Celery picked up Fluttershy.
 * Celery: "Very well..... Your place then?"
 * Celery flew off, and escape the hospital.
 * Fluttershy stood, as Celery stood errly close.
 * Celery: "I must warn you, sister.... It may be.... Painful."
 * Fluttershy: "..... Just.... Do it."
 * Celery grabs Fluttershy and bite her in the neck!
 * Discord and Jerry opened the door.
 * Jerry: "(Yawns), Good morning Flutter- SHA-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Discord: "WHAT IN THE WORLD?!"
 * Celery let's go of Fluttershy and hissed in a mouth full of Fluttershy's blood, following by a beastly jaguar like snarl!
 * Jerry: "Gaaah?! A Vampire Pony!? This early in the day, AND NOT BURNING!?"
 * Discord: "Maybe it's a rouge bat pony from Luna's guard gone thristy for blood?!"
 * Jerry: "WHAT DO WE DO, WHAT DO WE DO!? LET'S GO BACK FOR HELP, WHAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO, LET'S GO BACK FOR-"