The Machine That Couldn't Stop Laughing

The Machine That Couldn't Stop Laughing is the 9th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Kowalski has created a device that would boost their rate of comedy quickly, which was declinding because of Mang and Blowhole being jerks and upload incrimindating clips from the lougers lifes, when really there was more to them. The new device, is named Gelotodrone. Everyone can't resist laughing at Gelotodrone because of his gut-busting comedy. The Lodgers soon come to the conclusion to trying to control Gelotodrone after they can't control theirselves with their laughter, as well as the issue of the majority of his jokes seem mean-spirited and controversel (and maybe a little dirty) and Kolwalski feels the need to try to add a program that makes him stick to clean jokes. They manage to succeed, and use Gelotodrone for occasions when they feel beat, sad, or depressed. But because of this, Gelotodrone feels inferior, and is also not fond of them trying to remove his brand of humor and turning him into a comedical patsy, and plans to use his laughter ability to control the Lodge and rule the UUniverses by forcing the UUniverses to change their names into funny hurtful names. Can the Lodge shut Gelotodrone down before it makes the entire UUniverses laugh the hell out of themselves? And if not shut down, perhaps another way for him to meet his purpose without feeling unimportant? But more impourently, how are they gonna clear their good names against this Leager con?

(This is Gelotodrone's Song.)



Chapter 1: The New Comedy of the UUniverses
Dragon Temple Cutaway Present Cutaway Present The next day... Villain HQ Dragon Temple Computer room. Flashback. Present Flasgback! Present flashback. Present Kowalski's Lab
 * Private: (Comes into Kowalski's Lab, and sees him working on a machine) What'cha working on this time, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: I'm currenyl working on something that will boost our comedy level, Private. I just need to add a few adjustments...and...DONE! I call it the Hilarotron 9000. (Shows him a small device with funny qualities such as a blowhorn, a few springs, a whoopee cushion, a few pipes, and a few rainbow lights)
 * Private: And you're sure it will work?
 * Kowalski: Yes.
 * Private: And why do we even need one of these?
 * Kowalski: Because our comedy rates have been plummeting to an all-time low. (Shows him a chart showing the comedy levels decreasing). Not even Icky, Mad Hatter, or March Hare have been capable of rising it. So far, only one person we know found it funny.
 * Private: And that would be?
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Peter Griffin) I'm John Wayne on the First Thanksgiving, Pilgrims! Happy Thanksgiving, Pilgrims!
 * Pinkie: (Laughs out loud) I-I can't breathe!
 * Icky: Say, what do you call a nose's worst nightmare?...The Boogie-Man!
 * Pinkie: (Laughs harder) Oh my, gosh, that one was a classic!
 * Kowalski: It's hard to make someone else laugh like that. But I'm sure the Hilarotron 9000 will work. (Turns it on)
 * Hilarotron: Everyone in the UUniverses has a bum! (Comedy sound is heard, and Private laughs)
 * Private: That is true, everyone has a butt.
 * Hilarotron: Dirty diapers are the reason why our worlds are suffering in global warming. (Farting sound is heard from the whoopee cushion, and Kowalski and Private laugh) I once had a friend named Toggaf who was expelled and laughed at for having a rediculous name. But things got weird when Toggaf found out what his name was spelled backwards. AWKWARD! (Comedy sound is heard, and Private and Kowalski laugh harder) Then--(Suddenly the comedy sound is heard again, and is heard too many times, as well as the whoopee cushion sound, and a splat sound, and the Hilarotron short circuits)
 * Kowalski: NO! IT TOOK ME MONTHS TO BUILD THIS THING!!! My design of the device must've been so complex, the jokes must've been hard for it to bear.
 * Private: I don't get it.
 * Kowalski: Well, I'm still not giving up. I shall make the greatest advancement in comedic technology, that EVERYONE will laugh at it. EVERYONE!
 * Private: "Calm down Kolwalski! We'll find other ways to boost up our comedy ratings."
 * Kowalski: How? It's not like we have clowns in our team. Clowns are idiots when it comes to comedy. Like those clowns we invited to Pinkie's Birthday last month.
 * Yellow Clown: (To Pinkie) Hey, birthday pony! How old are you?
 * Pinkie: ...20.
 * Yellow Clown: 20? Wow, that's pretty old! But don't feel bad about your age! Just turn that frown--
 * Blue Clown: ...right-side up.
 * Yellow Clown: What? No, Sad Clown! I was gonna say--
 * Sad Clown: What's the big deal, anyway, Happy Clown? Everything around here is depressing and sad. I have nothing to live for. I SHOULD HURL MYSELF OFF THE ROOF!
 * Happy Clown: Now now, Sad Clown, you have lots to live for. Like your talent.
 * Red Clown: OH, SHUT YOUR ASS UP! All he does is make people cry! He's nothing!
 * Blue Clown: (Starts crying)
 * Happy Clown: (Sighs) Angry Clown, why the heck are you doing this?
 * Angry Clown: Because it's true. All he does is make people cry. He's a sad clown after all!
 * Happy Clown: Oh, come on, don't feel angry! This is a birthday party after all!
 * Angry Clown: THIS PARTY SUCKS!!!
 * Pinkie: (Gasps)
 * Happy Clown:...ALRIGHT, THE GLOVES ARE OFF, DOUCHE BAG!!! (Begins beating up the Angry Clown)
 * Purple Clown: Uh...I think you should stop...this fighting. I'm getting a little...scared.
 * Kowalski: They were complete retards.
 * Private: "Actselly, i thought Angry clown worked abit blue. I mena, getting angry isn't really that funny."
 * Kowalski: Exactly my point. Clowns are retards, let's leave it at that. If there WERE a clown that would be funny enough to bust a few guts, then that would raise our comedy rates...Wait! Clown...THAT'S IT!
 * Private: Uh...what's it, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: I will make an artificially intelligent clown robot which can use the Internet to make the funniest jokes in history. That way we'll boost our comedy rates, and I'm sure nothing can go wrong.
 * Private: I don't know, Kowalski. Sometimes, your inventions go downhill. Remember Jiggles? And more recently, Jigglodon?
 * Kowalski: (Scoffs) I'm sure I made a few mistakes in the past, but this time, I'm totally certain that nothing can go wrong. And trust me, a robot clown who tells the funniest jokes in history? I don't think there's a chance it'll become evil for some reason.
 * Private: Well...I don't really know.
 * Kolwalski: "Worry not Private, i kniw exactly what i am doing."
 * Private: "Well, could you at least, make an emergeny plan in case something does go bad, just to be safe?"
 * Kowalski: Yes. I'll add a destructo chip inside of him in case.
 * Private: "A destructo Whaty what?"
 * Kowalski: A destructo chip. It will allow me to self-destruct him if needed.
 * Private: "Then in that case, i support you, every step of the way even in tea-time."
 * Kowalski: Good. Just make sure the Lodgers are unaware of this. I want it to be a surprise.
 * Private: Got'cha.
 * Kowalski: (Starts inventing the robot, making it's head, attaching the eyes with screws. Then he works on the torso, hooking a limb to the arm socket. Then he puts horns, whoopee cushions, and other funny objects inside the robot torso's apparatus. While he was doing that, the Lodgers outside his lab are in a circle)
 * Mr. Whiskers: So, what're we gonna do?
 * Fidget: Don't know.
 * Lord Shen: But what's REALLY bothering me is that our comedy ratings are low. No matter how hard we try, we are losing popularity in comedy.
 * Icky: Well, I have a joke that's sure to get our comedy back. (Clears throat)...What were Tarzan's last words?...Who greased this VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE?!? (Laughs, but no one else does)
 * Gilda:...(Chuckles a bit) That's a bit funny.
 * Patrick: I don't get it.
 * Icky: Well...how about this. What did the buttock say to the other?...She said 'Together we can stop this shit'! (Laughs harder)
 * Iago: (Laughs)...That-that is so f*****g funny!
 * Lord Shen: "I hate toliet humor."
 * Shenzi: "Man, how could our comedy ratings be going down? We get funnier and funnier each day."
 * Skipper: "I suspect Mang and Blowhole treachery afoot! Somehow, they're making people disinterested in comedy!"
 * Icky: Or maybe this one...A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender says "May I help you, sir?" and the duck says "Yeah, help me get this human out of my ass"! (Laughs)
 * Po: (Laughs) That-That is SO funny! I don't even know why we're low on comedy.
 * Puss in Boots: Could THIS be funny? (Claws Shrek's butt)
 * Shrek: OW!
 * Donkey: Or THIS? (Kicks Shrek in the groin)
 * Shrek: MMMMMMMMMMMM!!! I have to admit, that was excrutiatingly funny.
 * Donkey: Now watch THIS!--
 * Shrek: That's quite enough, boys!
 * Shenzi: Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, I got one, I got one! A guy walked into a bar...OUCH! (She and the hyenas laugh)
 * Ed: (Laughs hysterically) Pee-pee!
 * Banzai: What did he say?
 * Shenzi: I have no idea.
 * Icky: I think he's saying he needs to go pee-pee. (Laughs)
 * March Hare: I have an excellent idea!
 * Mr. Dodo: Let me guess. Change the subject?
 * March Hare: You guessed it. (Smacks Mad Hatter with his giant mallet, and his head gets stuck in his hat)
 * Mad Hatter: Why did the golf tournament take place in England?
 * Sandy: I have NO idea.
 * Mad Hatter: Because they were 'Tea'd off' before they got there!" (Laughs)
 * Sandy: (Laughs) That-that was a pretty good one...Yet that doesn't do us any good. Maybe Cobra and Dr. Blowhole is making people uninterested in comedy somehow.
 * Fidget: But why would they wanna mess with our comedy ratings?
 * Icky: And just...HOW are they doing it?
 * Lord Cobra: (On computer) Have Hermes record OUR embarassing moments, will ya'? We'll see who's laughing when the UUniverses loses faith in your comedic routines. (Presses enter)
 * Icky: (On computer): I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!!
 * Lord Shen: (On computer, sees a snail that meows at him) GET YOUR SLIME OUT OF MY SPACE, YOU STUPID SNAIL! SUCKERS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!! (Smacks snail away, and a crumbling sound is heard)
 * Random Voice: SNAIL ABUSER, SNAIL ABUSER!!!
 * Iago: (At Skippy's Birthday Party, dubbed as Quagmire) HAPPY F****N' BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY!
 * Skippy's Mother: HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?
 * Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free!
 * Lord Cobra: And it's a good thing I got THIS scene on tape. (Presses Enter)
 * Senator Tricorn: (At the time last episode where the Lodge tricked her into coming into her senses, and looking like they were torturing her)
 * Lord Cobra: (Chuckles) This'll get them for sure.
 * Blowhole: (Chuckles) Once the entire UUniverses loses trust in the Lodge, they'll be gone for good.
 * Spyro: We need to think of some way to boost our comedy rates.
 * Icky: "Well we got to do something!"
 * Trixie walks in, and slams Icky on the head!
 * Trixie: "TAKE THAT, HATER?!"
 * Trixie ran off!
 * Icky: "Oh what the junk?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, that was certanly odd of Trixie. Then again, it is Icky who got hurt, and i assume it's because he did something stupud, so by all means it is not anything at all subisious-"
 * SpongeBob: (Smacks Lord Shen to the ground) THAT'S for killing that snail, you abusive bastard!
 * Lord Shen: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!? I wouldn't hurt a snail even if I hated them!
 * SpongeBob: That's not what I saw on the Internet! If you touch another snail again, you will no longer be general of this Lodge! UNDERSTOOD?!? (Walks into a room, slamming the door)
 * Lord Shen:...What the hell is he talking about? I never hurt a snail in my life. Not even his pet.
 * Iago: Okay...at least that was the--(Gets hit by a melon, and hits a wall)
 * Rabbit Teenager: THAT WAS FOR CUSSING AT MY NEPHEW, YOU RAT WITH WINGS!!!
 * Iago: I think that's seagulls! I'm not a seagull! (Gets hit by another melon)
 * Rabbit Teenager: DON'T BACKSASS ME!!! (Leaves)
 * Iago: Whoa! It is just me, or are Cobra and Blowhole uploading negative comedy about us on the Internet?
 * Archimedes: Relax, we destroyed all their video tapes of humiliating stuff about us, so they can't possibly--
 * Merlin: Uh, Archimedes? Speak for yourself! (Shows him an electronic strap around his ankle, indicating he is under house arrest)
 * Archimedes: WHAT?!? Since when did you get under house arrest?
 * Merlin: Apparently, some dumbass villains showed lies about me forcing Pizza Hut to give us free pizza on the Internet.
 * Archimedes: Well, can't you use your wand to get it off?
 * Merlin: I can't. They confiscated my wand for the remainder of my house arrest.
 * Iago: THAT'S IT! NOW I'M MAD!!!
 * Icky: "Aw, no sweat. Since Tri-corn likes now for the time being, we can just ask her to help us ou-"
 * Senator Tricorn: (Bursts into the Temple angrily) YOU IDIOTS! HOW DARE YOU FILM LAST WEEK'S EVENTS ON THE INTERNET?!? IT LOOKED LIKE I WAS BEING TORTURED!!!
 * Icky: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what made you think it was us?
 * Senator Tricorn: Because that video said that YOU goofs published it! You do realize that The High Council is pissed, right?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, please, they would know for a fact that it wasn't us. It was certainly the Villain League!
 * Senator Tricorn: Impossible. The High Council KNOWS it was--(Cell phone rings) Wait, I got another call!...(Answers cell) Hello?...Uh-huh?...Yeah?...(Shrugs) Okay, bye! (Hangs up) Okay, you're totally innocent. Hermes came in and told the Council that it was definitely the Villain League and That, Mang guy wanting revenge on you guys for humiliating them.
 * Icky: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! I OUGHTTA TEAR OFF ALL OF HIS SNAKEHEADS AND BEAT HIM WITH THEM!!!
 * Sandy: Well, that's easy, we'll just hack them off the Internet.
 * Senator Tricorn: I don't think that will work. Judging by Lord Cobra's power, I think those videos will be impossible to hack off. So they're stuck on the Internet until you can do something.
 * Skipper: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGH!!! Then I guess the only solution is to boost our comedy rates and prove to the UUniverses that we are not responsible for all that negative comedy.
 * Senator Tri-corn: "Well, i am not sure if i hate you guys again or still like you, but i must inform you that it's your problem alone. Now if you'll exquse me, i'm gonna lay low for awhile. And, uh, word of advice, until those leagers are straighten out, you guys might wanna do the same."
 * Tri-corn left.
 * Icky: "Well fudge."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, let's take a quick trip to the internet and see what the damage is."
 * Computer: " Icky: (On computer): I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!!  Lord Shen: (On computer, sees a snail that meows at him) GET YOUR SLIME OUT OF MY SPACE, YOU STUPID SNAIL! SUCKERS LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE RIGHTS!!! (Smacks snail away, and a crumbling sound is heard)  Random Voice: SNAIL ABUSER, SNAIL ABUSER!!!  Iago: (At Skippy's Birthday Party, dubbed as Quagmire) HAPPY F****N' BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY!  Skippy's Mother: HAVE YOU NO HEART?!?  Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free!  Senator Tricorn: (At the time last episode where the Lodge tricked her into coming into her senses, and looking like they were torturing her)"
 * Icky: "Aw man......... That clip of me saying "I hate ponies" was edited!"
 * Lord Shen: "Care to justify yourself?"
 * Icky: "Yeah. i was minding my own business when-"
 * Icky was scatting.
 * Suddenly, figures appeared in front of him.
 * Icky: "Huh?"
 * Icky looks up, and sees Non-equestian ponies standing in front of him.
 * Thung Pony one: Give us your money pal."
 * Icky: "Ah get lost, ya freaking hobos."
 * Thug Pony: (Buckaroos Icky straight through a bunch of walls, causing untold damage until he finally crashes into a turkey factory)
 * Icky:...EWWWWWW!!!
 * Thug Pony: THANKS, RAT WITH WINGS!!! (The thugs ran off with his money)
 * Icky: HEY! THAT'S MY MONEY! DAMN YOU, THAT'S MY MONEY!!! OOOOHHHH! I HATE PONIES!!! THEY STINK!!!...Well, Trixie, Twilight, and the others from Equestria are exceptions, but NON-EQUESTRIAN PONY SUCK!!!
 * Lord Shen: And you HAD to let the Villain League record that, didn't you?
 * Icky: Well, what's YOUR excuse for hurting that snail?
 * Lord Shen: I had a jusifyable reason!
 * The snail was actselly a serial pedofile!
 * two innosent Kids were cornered!
 * Snail: "Alright ya'll. Please lay down so we can get slimely."
 * Lord Shen appeared!
 * Lord Shen: "STOP RIGHT THERE! SNAIL PEDOFILES LIKE YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS NEAR CHILDREN?!"
 * Lord Shen kicked the snail into a wall!
 * Snail: "OH NO! I'M FOILED!"
 * Kids: "Yay Mr. Shen?!"
 * Iago: I didn't cuss at Skippy's birthday! All I yelled was HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SKIPPY! But that no-good douche bag put a censored beep in the middle! And they added his mother's words from one of our DVDs.
 * Archimedes: Then what was with Merlin?
 * Merlin: Well, let me explain that.
 * Merlin: (At Pizza Hut) Since I'm a powerful wizard, who saved your facility from being destroyed by this ruffion Giant Cockarouch monster that breaths fire, from now on, you're gonna have to get our pizzas for free!
 * Manitger: "That sounds reasonable. You Lougers are heroes. Any Pizza you ordered from us is on the house. You and your friends are favorite custimers for life."
 * Merlin: "And to Celibrate, i would like to throw a celiabtory party here! Oh which, we are full willing to pay for."
 * Manitger: "Why, your the most reasonable and generious heroes i ever met."
 * Merlin: "Clearly that snake is lousing up our name!"
 * Skipper: "And i bet that scene where we "Supposingly" tortured Tri-corn was Photo shoped!"
 * Sandy: Well, I sure hope these are the only ones they're doing-- (Sandy: (On computer) TEXAS IS A PIECE OF S**T!!!")...(Camera on Temple) AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!
 * SpongeBob: Oh, he did NOT...just do that.
 * Sandy: Icky? Hold off on ripping his heads off and beating him with them. I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO F****N DO IT!!!
 * Lord Shen: CALM YOURSELF, RODENT!!! We'll stop Cobra's evil plot. All we need is a way to boost our comedy rates.
 * Skipper: And where in the hell are we gonna find a solution to THAT?!? If you want classic comedy, you'd have to be on the Internet!
 * Kowalski: (It is dark, and sparks fly all over the room, and Kowalski chuckles maniacally) FINISHED!!! AFTER 6 HOURS OF WORK!!! (The robot's shadow is seen twitching) It's alive! ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!! (Cackles maniacally) Now let's bust some guts!
 * ???: "Litterally or were you being dramatic?"
 * Kolwalski: "(LAUGHS VERY LOUDLY!) ALREADY YOUR CRACKING JOKES MY....I didn't named you. (Gasps) How about-"

Chapter 2: Gelotodrone
Outside the labortory. Rehab Present
 * Kowalski: GELOTODRONE! (Shows a clown-like robot)
 * Skipper: Gelotodrone? That's a weird name for a robot.
 * Kowalski: Seriously, Skipper, you need to learn your prefixes. Geloto- means 'Laughter'. This device is more than just a clown. He can do more than that. Show them, Gelotodrone.
 * Gelotodrone: Why didn't the chicken wear pants?...Because it's pecker was on it's head. (The Lodgers laughed out loud) Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. (The Lodge laughed again) A teacher's son didn't tell his mother he ate glue because his lips were sealed. (The Lodge laughed again) I'M JOHN WAYNE BOBBIT AT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS! WHERE'S MY DING-A-LING, PILGRIMS! (Laughs)
 * Icky: AWW (Laughs) He totally did it better than me! OOH, OOH, OOH, do John Wayne Gacey!
 * Gelotodrone: I'M JOHN WAYNE GACEY AT THE FIRST THANKSGIVING, PILGRIMS! I WANNA DRESS UP LIKE A CLOWN, AND HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN, AND KILL THEM, PILGRIMS! (The Lodgers laugh harder than ever)
 * Skipper: CLASSIC!!!
 * Kowalski: (Laughs) I couldn't have said it better myself!
 * Lord Shen: "(Laughs), i must confess, if even this device can get me to chuckle more when i found out that the panda was an imbacile, i think we may stood a chance (laughs)!"
 * Sam: Anything else?
 * Gelotodrone: (Uses his Internet mind to search for jokes) A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are now looking in it. (The Lodgers laughed)
 * Icky: THAT is a killer!
 * Gelotodrone: Don't you hate doing homework?
 * Almost all the Lodgers: Yeah!
 * Gelotodrone: Me too. Man, I hate homework. Honestly, I hate having to do homework, more than I hate having to be as brainless as bacteria. (The Lodgers laugh) Besides, I can't do homework if I'm brainless. (The Lodge laughs harder)
 * Sandy: (Laughs) I-I-I can't-I can't breathe! I can't breathe! I ca--(Scoffs and laughs)
 * Boss Wolf: "(LAUGHS OUT OF CONTROL). I'M-I'M I'M CHOKING ON LAUGHTER?!"
 * Gelotodrone: Mary had a little lamb, who's fleece was white as--OH MY, GOD, IT GOT EATEN BY A WOLF!!! (The Lodgers laughed harder)
 * Kowalski: Okay, Gelotodrone, that's enough for now. (Shuts him off)
 * Icky: "(Laughter dies down.) Oh god! Any longer and i might've died from laughing."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh please, no one has actselly died from laughing."
 * Icky: "Not according to "1000 ways to die"."
 * Lord Shen: "Never heard of it."
 * Tigress: Not to mention that that's what happened with the Toon Patrol a lot. That's why they have to be resurrected daily.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, yeah.
 * Kowalski: Well, what do you think?
 * Po: IT'S SO AWESOME!!!
 * SpongeBob: This is sure to get us back our popularity and comedy rate.
 * Boss Wolf: I really liked that lamb joke. I had a cousin of mine who wanted to star in a movie about Mary and her lamb, but it got cancelled since...well...my cousin ate the lamb. Mary got so pissed, she nearly murdered him, and got herself thrown in the slammer. Now, it's been 10 years, and she actually got herself in a rehabilitation center. I wonder why...
 * Mary: REVENGE! I'LL TAKE SWEET AND JUICY REVENGE!!! DEATH TO ALL WOLVES!!! (Cackles menacingly until she is shot by a tranqulizer dart) Oohhh...I'm seeing lambs...I should...count them...(Falls asleep)
 * Officer Axle: (Scoffs and laughs) She is so hilarious when she faints.
 * Boss Wolf: I don't wanna talk about it.
 * Lord Shen: Me neither. She almost took out my entire wolf army when I was still evil. BUT THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO THAT ROBOT CLOWN!!! (Laughs) I just LOVE it's jokes.
 * Cynder: "Yeah..... But can i give just ONE tiny bit honest opinion?"
 * Kolwalski: "What?"
 * Cynder: "Well, Kolwalski, no disrespect, but,  alot of his jokes are in crude or mean spirited or controverseal tastes."
 * the other lougers began to think about it.
 * Icky: "Well, i did noticed he made an atheist joke."
 * Boss Wolf: "Now that i think about it, that joke about Mary is gonna bring back unpleasent dreams. I swore i one time saw her pull a bloody mary on me in the bathroom."
 * Lord Shen: "And he DID made a rather racest remark about Chickens. Not to mention I am beginning to dectec a hidden reproductive organ joke in there."
 * Kolwalski: "Well, i can explain. I learned that dirty humor is considered funny."
 * Skipper: "You mean well Kolwalski, but may i make you aware that it was dirty humor that is causing our rates to go down to begin with."
 * Kolwalski was surprised!
 * Kolwalski: "What do you mean?"
 * Icky: "Ask the Leage's little "Video joke" on the Computer."
 * Kowalski: Well, let's see...(Sees them all, and his jaw drops) THOSE MANIACS!!! HOW COULD THEY DO THAT?!?
 * Merlin: Now, thanks to them, I'm under house arrest for a week, and I won't be able to do magic for a while because they took my wand.
 * Trixie: Well, I could help with that.
 * Kowalski: Actually, that won't help. These new state-of-the-art house arrest collars are magic-sensitive. You'll set off the alarm, and the authorities will be aware, and arrest you.
 * Trixie: DAMN IT!!!
 * Kowalski: Well, that dirty comedy is not like Gelotodrone's. It isn't cruel and hurtful..... well, not Intentionally, anyway. Gelotodrone here is programmed to always avoid profound and dirty jokes whenever young children are present. Even the ones who have actually learned dirty language early.
 * Skipper: Hmm...he makes a good point. To be fair, the Digi group didn't get to meet him so, so that's why he's so profound, so there's no harm done. And the robot hasn't done any actual crimes lately. Not to mention that it hasn't insulted us. Or even abuses animals like that. Nor does it torture people.
 * Kowalski: Yep. And just in case Gelotodrone should become inexplicably evil, I've installed a destructo chip to destroy him.
 * Skipper: Well, that's good. We don't want another robot evil roaming around these worlds like the Qui Program. Whatever Qui is doing to her.
 * Cynder: "I still can't believe Qui pulled a fast on us like that! Just so she won't lose a powerful virus?! UGGH?! she's like Mirage times 1000!!"
 * Icky: "Relax Cyndy, we'll tango with Q-for-brains in good time."
 * Computer: "Impourent update: The Super Villain, The Pig E. Bank is using his money sucking powers to rob the National Tri-corn 400th National Bank."
 * Icky: "Oh no. That mutant Porkchop again."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i suppose another way we can earn back your status is if we surrpass that money hoarding louse again."
 * Spongebob: "Lougers, HEVIE, HO!"
 * The Lougers ran off! unaware that Gelotodrone turned back on.

Chapter 3: Need A Good Laugh or Not?
the bank. Dragon Temple Leage fortress.
 * Money is seen being sucked by a really big pig with a dollar sign symbol on his sides, has a handlebar moustase, and wears a striped shirt and pants! This was Pig E. Bank.
 * Pig E Bank: "(Laughs as Snorting his heard) NO MONEY IS SAFE, FROM PIG E. BANK?!"
 * ???: Not so fast, Porkchop! (The Lodge appears behind him)
 * Pig E. Bank: You again! Well, you won't stop me. (Sucks in the Lodge, and they struggle for safety)
 * Icky: NO, NO, NO! DON'T SUCK US UP! YOU'LL CHOKE YOURSELF!!!
 * Pig E. Bank: HAH! I eat smartasses like you for breakfast.
 * ???: I eat robbers with stupid names like yours for lunch.
 * Pig E. Bank: (Laughs) HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHO DARES TO MESS WITH ME--(Sees Gelotodrone) What the--? A robot clown? What can that possibly do?
 * Gelotodrone: Who are YOU to be 'hogging' a bank of it's money? (Pig E. laughs) Somebody get me some 'Ham-cuffs', please? (Pig E. laughs harder)
 * Kowalski: Gelotodrone, what are you doing? You shouldn't be--
 * Gelotodrone: Aristotle's Theory of Dynamic Motion.
 * Kowalski: (Laughs) ARISTOTLE IS SUCH AN IDIOT! (Laughs) His theory is so wrong, I wanna go back in time and SHOVE IT IN HIS FACE!!! (Laughs) Galileo sure gave HIM a run for his money.
 * Sandy:...Seriously? THAT was funny? I don't think so--
 * Gelotodrone: Squirrels must love you, lady! Cause your 'nuts'! (Sandy laughs) Now for Hammy Boy here. (Begins beating him up with awesome fighting moves)
 * Kowalski: Wow! I don't remember giving him good coordination!
 * Skipper: Clearly, you're a good scientist.
 * Pig E. Bank: "(LAUGHS), IT'S SO PAINFUL, AND YET, SO FUNNY, THAT A BIG GUY LIKE ME, IS GETTING BEAT UP BY A ROBOT CLOWN?! THE IRONY?! (LAUGHS)"
 * Icky: "Oh, Pig E boy is not having a good day here."
 * Gelotodrone: (Pins down Pig E.) Is THAT how you fight? I've seen better fighting moves from Miss Piggy.
 * Pig E. Bank: (Laughs) Bu-But I didn't even get the chance to attack!
 * Gelotodrone: Exactly, because you SUCK at fighting. (The Lodgers laughed)
 * Scorch Scorchington: (On TV) Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, in a stunning turn of events, wanted fugitive Pig E. Bank has been arrested by a robot clown invented by Shell Lodger Kowalski the Penguin. Kowalski reports that it was meant to boost comedy ratings after the Villain League posted video lies about them on the Internet. We'll have more on this story later.
 * Kowalski: Amazing. I had no idea Gelotodrone was capable of fighting. I must be a good scientist.
 * Skipper: I said that already.
 * Gelotodrone: I'm just glad Pignose won't be hogging anymore banks anytime soon. (The Penguins laugh)
 * Lord Cobra: "Dear DR, i feel like adding another incrimidating video to basturdised the lougers even further. What humiliating and/or incrimidating clips you got this time? I'm thinking, making the lougers very anti-cat. That'll make the produser himself mad at them, the cat lover."
 * Chrysalis: Well, actually, he's not stupid. He's the producer. He's the one who actually CREATED you. He owns you, you're his property. MSM even tried to duplicate you, but was threatened with banishment by Scroopfan if he wouldn't stop. So he has control over you. And you know the penalty for violating his rules.
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, I'm real scared.