Budda Cripes

Budda B. Cripes is an Alternate UUniversal Clarp from Planet Vagora. He is a carp-like fish who lived in a religiously-focused freshwater lake where he was raised by religious parents until one day when he announced he was an atheist. His parents were utterly shocked and dubbed it 'the worst person you can possibly be', and he was upset that they were forcing him to believe in something against his will. When he refused, his parents informed their church, and everyone started to bother him including his friends and girlfriend who utterly renounced themselves from his life until he stopped being an atheist. When this ultimately caused him to offend the religion and make fun of it in reaction to how much it had cost him, they promptly exiled him from his homeworld as even his parents refused to support him. Angry that his free will was ignored, he marched into the HQ of the Union Against Religious Abuse, demanding that they destroy everyone who shunned him because of his beliefs. However, though appalled by his words, Xena the Lost Warrior took a peaceful route and said that they couldn't do that because religion, like atheism, is a free right that people have the right to believe in without criticism, and just storming in and purging them would be a hate crime that would make Budda unlikable and putting people in the same pain he went through. Upon arriving to the planet, they discovered the true origin of the societies' high reliance on religion being the head of the church, which it turns out was a rotten crocodile/piranha creature named Father Badape Testimony who, as it turns out, was an anti-atheist jerk who, after an incident involving an atheist, started manipulating people with a religion of his own home planet for personal gain and ultimately making them stick to religion no matter what and that atheists deserved to be shunned. Since this counted as religious abuse, the UARA had him impeached and condemned the people for listening to him. Despite his friends and families' sorrow, he was still bitter that he couldn't trust them anymore and left to stick with the UARA to make sure nobody goes through that hurtful violation of free will again. It was such a foul-hearted thing to happen to him that he still gets utterly insulted when people say in his face that atheism is wrong and you can 'go to hell for it'. Despite that, he one day found it in his heart to forgive his family and friends, but his girlfriend died of a broken heart after his declaration he wouldn't trust them anymore. Feeling guilty, he continued his oath to enforce religious abuse law to honor his dead girlfriend, and even seemed to form an unspoken attraction to Xena that she still doesn't know about.

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