Dark Daughter

Dark Daughter is the 3rd Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When a mysterious force busted out Don Mike Cubafish, Ed Fishlips, Tommy Skalegun, and Teddy the Fish, and Marina Del Ray from the Davy Jones pentatentery, the lougers must work to find the culpret. Little do they realise that they're dealing with an offspring of a creation of the previously existing Sombor. The creature is known as Sopony, a disfigured, half-darkspawn/Near Alicorn pony who conseals herself wearing a long cape and robe and have a mask except where her normal pony eye is. About the size of "Season 1" Luna, she rejuvenated Mike Cubafish to get him out of retirement, and included the Baracudas and Marina to steal the imprisoned statue of her father, so she can cure his illness with her speical blood she dubbed "Eqinox Blood", so she can be able to get her father to return to make the universe a better place under his rule once more! However, The Lougers and Main 6, understanding her pain, have other plans to keep her from being just as misguided as her father, and for being too quick to trust criminals! While Mike and the Baracudas are legitamently loyal to Sopony's intentions, albeit out of fear/admirations for her powers, Marina has, different ideas in mind. Knowing that the Villain Leage deems her useless now under Cynder's former rule, she plans to prove her worth to them now under Mirage's rule that if she can get Sopony and the if released Sombor back to true darkness, she could become a high ranking member for delivering a powerful shape-swifter darkspawn and a omnipotient darkspawn/pony hybreed. Natrolly, Cynder is gonna make Marina regret her choice, and regret it, HARD?!

Chapter 1: Jailbreak of a Water Penitentiary
Davy Jones Penitentiary Meanwhile...
 * ???: (Magically teleports there and is shown to be the figure from the end of the last episode)...I'm so sorry for what had happened to you, father. But once I get the help of a few people that are sure not to get too much attention, I will see to it that you not only be free from your pitiful prison, but I will see to it that your morality illness be cured at all costs. (Magically zooms toward the Penitentiary, and approaches the land portion where certain prisoners are kept in the durable tanks, including Slaymu and a few others)...I just hope those cybernetic aqua-suits I stole can maintain them. (Her face was revealed to be covered with a black mask, assumed to be disfigured, and she sees the waddling land-fish patrolling the tanks and some going into the water pools to re-hydrate in the burning Sun)...There he is! (Don Mike Cubafish's tank is seen, and the figure is a bit disgusted by his appearance and the parasites that are playing cards on his side)
 * Parasite #1: You got any 3s?
 * Parasite #2: Go Fish!...(He suddenly laughed) GET IT? GO FISH?!? BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING CARDS ON A FISH?!? (Laughs) I'd crack myself up!
 * Parasite #3: Yeah, we get the word-play, Dexter! You have any 10s?
 * Parasite #2 (Dexter): Aw, crap! (Hands over the 10s)
 * ???: What the devil happened to that guy? I knew he was old, but...that's just nasty! No doubt I need to rejuvenate him once I bust him out of here.
 * Don Mike: "Ugh.... For nearly years, YEARS, of my life, wasted in here! Not exactly the best retirement plan I have for awhile now. I wish for, even for only once, to get a chance to relive my youth like the good ol' days! I would give to be approuchable again, I-"
 * Suddenly, mysterious engry entangles Don Mike, surprising the parasites!
 * Dexter: "WHOA?! MIKE, WHAT THE HECK!?"
 * Don Mike suddenly becames younger and gets an attractive Godfather mustache.
 * Parasites: "WHOA?!"
 * Don Mike: "What, what? What're ya whoaing for, I.... Wait..... Do I sound, feel, and, (looks at the tank wall) (GASPS), LOOK YOUNGER?! HOLY SHAMBOLINNIES!? (LAUGHS CRAZILY!?) THE GODFATHERS OF THE SKY GAVE ME A GIFT I'LL NEVER REFUSE!? HOT-CHA-CHA!? I'LL BE A HIT WITH THE BABES AGAIN!?"
 * Parasites: ".... You still have us though."
 * Don Mike: "Hey when your freaking rich, the babes can ignor that. At least I am at best, 90% approuchable. It's great to be hot again, I-"
 * Don Mike suddenly disappears in a flash!
 * Don Mike appears before the figure in a magic bubble filled with water.
 * Don Mike: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? WITCHCRAFT OVER HERE!? What's the big idea, ya hogwarts drop-out I..... Wait.... Are you, a pony?!"
 * ???: "Not impourent you mortal."
 * Don Mike: ".... Mortal? Oh, I get it. You gots wings and hocus pocus. You one them's, godly horses, right? Al Corns or something?"
 * ???: "It's "Alicorn" and no! I'm, tecnecally NOT one of them. Would I even bother rejuvinate a retired crime-lord if I was?"
 * Don Mike: "..... Oh.... So, what are ya?"
 * ???: "NOT, IMPOURENT?! Anyway, just you alone is not good enough. You need help, and given your previous minions didn't survive an incompident cop's screw-up..."
 * Don Mike: "Wait, how did you-"
 * ???: "How do you feel, about them?"
 * The Figure points to where Marina Del Ray and the Baracudas from the second part of the seas of captain legend part 2 are seen.
 * Don Mike: "...... Marina Del Ray, and those three dumb baracudas from the once train-wreck worthy Desteny islands? I mean, Marina once got involved with THE villain leage during the late Dark Cynder era, but those Baracudas are small time! They're just sapient predators! How useful could they be? Plus, do you know what the leader's middle name is? (Scoffs), it's-"
 * ???: "Skinrash."
 * Don Mike was surprised!
 * Don Mike: "Hey, hey, hey! How did you know that?! Are you an alien? Are you psycitc? Are you a psycitc alien?!"
 * ???: I'm afraid I don't have time to explain who I am for now. We must leave with the others before the guards notice you're missing.
 * Don Mike: What about my parasites? I know they're disgusting, but they have feelings, too.
 * ???: Oh, don't worry, if they are truly good friends to you, then I made sure to give them a temporary position...
 * Parasite #1: (One of the four parasites was turned into a piranha similar in appearance to Don Mike in his aged form)...Why are you guys much smaller now?
 * Dexter: I think the real question is...why do you look like Mike? (Parasite #1 sees he looks like Don Mike)
 * Parasite #1: RADICAL, MAN!!!
 * Air-Breathing Catfish Guard: Hey, what's going on here, Mike?
 * Parasite #3:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Parasite #1:...(Pretending to be Mike) Oh, uh, nothing, Mr. Wallower! I think my parasites are just...well...giving me a headache as usual.
 * Catfish (Mr. Wallower):...Weren't there 4 parasites on you? Where's...what's his name? Oh, who the hell cares, you each look alike. But where is he?
 * Parasite #1:...Oh, I'm sure he's here somewhere. (Chuckles)
 * Mr. Wallower:...Very well, then. (He waddles off and jumps into a pool of water to re-hydrate)
 * Don Mike: (Sees this with the unknown figure)...You turned Wexler into a clone of me?
 * ???: Indeed. To ensure that your cover is secured. I'm surprised they have the guts to get the idea to keep your cover.
 * Don Mike: Well, they consider me more of a friend than a host. I'm sure I would've done the same thing for them.... If you know, I could SOMEHOW do that.
 * ???: How can you stand them feeding on your bodily fluids? Doesn't it hurt?
 * Don Mike: I've had them for years. I've learned to get used to it. Sometimes it tickles when they crawl on my skin, but nevertheless, it's fine. I hope Wexler is used to being a host for his friends.
 * Parasite #1 (Wexler): (His parasite friends begin feeding on him) OW! Easy, guys!
 * Parasite #4: Hey, you know this is what we do, pal! If you're gonna keep Don Mike's cover until he returns from...I don't know what, then you might need to learn to get used to us like he did.
 * Wexler: I know, but...but I had no idea it hurt like that. I'm starting to wish I wasn't like this now.
 * Dexter: Hey, guys, isn't that Mike over there? (They see him with an unknown figure, and they wink at him, but they are too small for Mike to see at a distance)
 * ???: Now let us move. (They magically zoom off, and quickly teleport Ed, Teddy, Tommy, and Marina from their cells and tanks)...We're ready!
 * Ed: (The captured prisoners are inside water orbs) Whoa, what the f*** just happened here, Myah, see, myah!
 * Tommy: "Are we being aducted by aliens here?"
 * Teddy: "Or maybe, A wziard!?"
 * The others stared at him.
 * Ed: "...... Ted..... Your a dumbass, see, myah see."
 * Marina: "Hey fish-boneheads, we're not kidnapped by aliens OR a wizard! We're being kidnapped by.... A pony?"
 * Ed: "Oh no, see! I have enough of ponies in my life after having trouble with thier MER-FOLK verity, see, myah see!?"
 * ???: Silence! Let us move, and I shall explain everything. (They teleported away as a Lungfish guard notices the missing prisoners, and runs off to sound the alarm, and it begins wailing)
 * Karvin: (He and Mr. Pikey go out from separate water holes upon hearing the alarm) MY GOD, SOMEONE'S ESCAPED!!!
 * Lungfish Guard: I found Marina Del Ray, Ed Fishlips and his two cronies are missing! I mean, it's very odd. I saw them in their a while ago, and POOF, they're gone like magic!...I just answered how they got out right there, didn't I?
 * Mr. Pikey: Pretty much.
 * Karvin: We must contact the Shell Lodgers! This looks like something they might need to take care of. But did we at least make sure Don Mike is still here?
 * Lungfish Guard: "Oh yeah, he's still there..... But he's suspitiously a parasite short. He normally has 4, he has three now."
 * Mr. Pikey: "...... THAT'S AN IMPOSTER, YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Karvin: "Oh bloody ell! What a way to start off the new year!"

Chapter 2: Meeting Sopony
Unknown Cave Somewhere in the cave. She sings this (video and song credited to Snipermelon.)
 * ???: (It contains a few cybernetic suits, and a picture of Sombor, and all the prisoners and the unknown figure teleported there with the prisoners still contained in water orbs) Here we are.
 * Don Mike: "(Wolf Whisle), FAN-CY!? The classic old "hidden cave hide-out."
 * Tommy: "Big deals. Wes hide out in underwaters versons all the times."
 * Marina: "Pfft, it could use a redocerater."
 * A giant bat flew by and made Marina screamed!
 * Ed: ".... And a DAMN good exterminator, see! Myah See, Myah."
 * Teddy: "Wow, you really have some weird art here. (Points to the Sombor picture) I mean, why have THAT uglys dude's face in you's place?"
 * ???: "SILENCE, INPURDUENT MORTAL?! THAT "UGLYS DUDE" IS MY FATHER!?"
 * The escaped prisoners stared in confusion.
 * Don Mike: "...... Were you, dropped as a baby? I mean, I ain't no sciencetist, but CLEARLY, the guy in the picture is a bypedal creature, your a pony, a quadaped creature. That, by logical stand-point, ain't your daddy. Capish?"
 * ???: "He' my father BY MAGIC, fool! He lost his ability to reproduce when Darkspawn had hellhounds bite of his-"
 * Don Mike: "WHOA WHOA, HOLD THE PHONE HERE?! Did you just say...... "Chern-A-Bag?"
 * ???: "It's Chernibog, and yes."
 * Don Mike: "..... Well great! We gots busted out by a deludional demon worshipper!"
 * ???: "I'm not a "deludional demon worshipper", I, am, SOPONY!? Created Daughter of Sombor! The fallen Darkspawn of Solice and Grief!"
 * Ed: "So he's the ugly guy in the picture see? Myah See?"
 * Sopony, the figure finally name: "Yes, and STOP CALLING HIM UGLY!? You mortals don't know TRUE ugliness if you were talking to it!?"
 * Tommy: "Yeah right! Who could possability be uglier then him, sister?"
 * Sopony: "I'm wearing this mask for a reason you know. My true face, is a scarring reminder why ponies and demons should never mate."
 * Don Mike: "Gah, don't be so downs on yourselfs, I'm sure your not that-" (She shows her face off-camera as the prisoners suddenly screamed, and Teddy stuck his head out of his water orb and barfed)...I stand corrected.
 * Marina: Jumping jellyfish, does immortal and mortal mating REALLY have a tendency to create a face like THAT?!?
 * Sopony: YES! But remember, I was created by my father's magic cause he lost his reproductive abilities as a punishment by Chernibog. Now enough with the foolish words, and let me explain why I have brought you here.
 * Ed: Then it better be good, see, myah, see!
 * Sopony:...I recently lost him to a group of heroes you might recognize as the Shell Lodge Squad! I've been searching for him for centuries since I lost him to the cruel actions of the High Council! Nobody really understood what my father had been through in his life. His loss of me wasn't really his only loss. I was created as a backup source of happiness since the High Council took him from his last companion long ago. I share the same pain that he goes through, and I can never seem to get those painful thoughts out of my head, and I might not be able to until I get him back. But now, I have finally found him. Those Lodgers have turned him into stone, and inside he experiences a backup source of happiness. But something like that isn't good enough for him...or me. I don't want to be like him, I want my REAL father! And I want to make sure that me and him never have the same problems again.
 * Marina: So...why bring us here? Do you think it'd be easy to convince us to help an over-dramatic hellspawn?
 * Sopony: Because you guys are the only easy ones to find in helping me with this. I despise the only available sources of help like the Villain League and those other 2 villain teams. I even despise the other independent villains running around. That's why you all are the only choices I have left. I need help in getting my father back and curing him from this deadly illness that has been notorious for immortals of all kinds.
 * Marina: Wait, you and your father are sick?
 * Sopony: You could call it that. It's what demigods and good gods refer to as 'morality illness'. They describe it as something that occurs when an immortal being starts developing feelings for mortals, which is not what immortals are intended to do. Troubles in this compassion can worsen it to a fatal degree.
 * Teddy: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard! Immortals can't die, and that's that! What are you so worried about?
 * Sopony: (She electrifies Teddy's water orb, shocking him) THIS IS SERIOUS, YOU FOOLISH WORM!!! IMMORTALS CARING FOR MORTALS IS AGAINST WHAT OUR BELIEFS IN LIFE STAND FOR!!! My father is a Darkspawn, and he wanted to get away from all the obvious evils that he was told on and on that he was destined for. But if a Darkspawn gets confused with what it's supposed to be and forgets about it by caring for mortals, a morality sickness kicks in! If trouble was to erupt thanks to this choice that threatens what that Darkspawn considers a better life, it often results IN A MENTAL BREAKDOWN THAT COULD RESULT IN A HEART ATTACK, A COMA, AND EVEN DEATH!!! IMMORTAL BEINGS ARE NOT MEANT TO SHOW CONCERN FOR MORTALS!!! WHEN WILL THAT EVER GET ACROSS TO YOU MORONS?!?
 * Don Mike: Then...what's stopping you from winding up like your ethically-confused father?
 * Sopony: THIS! (Shows them a large package containing blood)...Pure blood from an Equinox sorcerer that I retrieved specifically to keep me and father from suffering this illness. I have to inject myself with it on a daily basis to avoid going crazy! And this package is for my father! Here's MINE! (Shows the same kind of package, only there is not much blood in it)...THAT'S why I need urgent help here! My Equinox Blood supply is running low, and if I run out, I'll suffer this wretched sickness that I've tried to free myself AND my father from!
 * Ed: Why didn't you just get more, myah, see?
 * Sopony: What, did you think Equinox masters are a common form of magic in the UUniverses? EQUINOX MASTERS ARE VERY RARE!!! It's not like I can just find one and get some more from him. And my time is short here! I'm not using any from THIS package either! It's for my father only! I MUST GET THIS OVER WITH BY THE NEXT 2 DAYS, OR I'M DOOMED!!!
 * Marina: Whoa, chill out, lady! We're not the ones to mock you for this...especially since you're part-Darkspawn, but was it really worth dragging us here? Why deny the potential of the villain teams when they were able to ruin dozens of lives for a short period of time?
 * Sopony: Why do you think, you anus-less whore?!?
 * Tommy: Whoa, that's a bit inappropriate to say, miss!
 * Sopony: (Sighs) Because the Shell Lodgers could easily detect, AND defeat them like they have done so many times before, and I WOULD END UP LIKE MY FATHER!!! The place my father's statue is in is strongly High Council protacted, and if ANY of those fools charged at it, the lougers appear almost instently!? I need a much less-risky way to avoid the same fate! A retied godfather, a villain leage drop-out, and three idiotic barcudas are less sought-after by the lougers... For the time being, that is. You all just don't understand how much pain I am in right now!...(Sobs quietly) I miss him SO MUCH!!! I'm begging you to help me through this! There might not be any hope left for me if I ever run out of my Equinox Blood! (She starts crying)
 * Ed: Whoa, myah, see, what a way for a "menacing evil" being reduced to a broken-hearted baby, myah, see!
 * Don Mike: Ed, you are NOT helping here! Sure we are all criminals, but that doesn't mean we don't have hearts. They're abit black, granted, but they're still hearts!
 * Ed: "Gah, your just saying nice things cause I think you got rejuvinated by her magic!"
 * Don Mike: "That, and my mother raised me to be a gentlemen when it came to the ladies! And demon or not, THAT is still a lady!"
 * Marina: I, for one, prefer not to constantly hear her bailing her eyes out like this until she dies. I think it's best if we just do what she says.
 * Tommy: NO WAYS! I ain't gonna help a demons! I had a god-fearing father who- (He is interrupted by Sopony's crying)...ALRIGHT, FINES!!! WE'LL HELP YOU GET YOUR FATHER BACK!!!
 * Sopony: (Sucking on a giant realistic thumb) YOU WILL?!?
 * Ed: If it'll get you to stop crying, yes, see, myah, see!
 * Don Mike: "You uh, had to mind the Baracudas. As you can tell, they ain't bronies. They don't ordenarly, think fondly of them."
 * Sopony: Wonderful! Then you understand that we have to do this by the day after tomorrow. I only have two doses of this stuff left.
 * Don Mike: "Ok then boss, so what're wes targeting?"
 * Sopony: "A place called, "The Darkspawn Museum". It's under control of a Komodo dragon obcessed with him. It's where they keep my father's statue prison, as well as many of darkspawnic artifacts and weapons."
 * Don Mike: "Ohh, I heard about that place from my outside contacts, THAT are still anonamous, about that place! I heard that since some demon named-"
 * Sopony: "I know. In light of the Zuthron fiasco, it now has non-darkspawn security guards in the form of Zuthron's former slaves. They had LONG detered future theives from ever trying to steal everything there ever since."
 * Tommy: "Well, wouldn't THEY deter US too?"
 * Sopony: "The only thing those fools fear is a true Darkspawn."
 * Marina: "Of which your not. Your HALF of what they fear."
 * Sopony: "And it'll be the HALF that frightens them."
 * Marina: "Are you kidding? Your a pony! Those things will mop the floor with you in seconds!"
 * Sopony: "If I were to be foolish enough to stay in this normal form, then yes. But one simple spell, then the half darkspawn nature of mine will manifest itself in me, showing off the rest of the face you had seen!"
 * Don Mike: "I prefer NOT a deminstraightion! We'll just takes your words for it."
 * Teddy: "I actselly wouldn't mind-"
 * Ed: "YES YOU DO, TED!?"
 * Teddy: "But I just thought that-"
 * Ed, Tommy, Don Mike and Marina: "SHUT UP, TED?!"
 * Teddy: "Ok, ok, sheesh!"
 * Sopony: "Ugh.... At least you don't cause TOO much alarm for the lougers, unlike those villain teams or slightly powerful independent villains."
 * Teddy: ".... But won't the fact that we "disappeared" from prison would?"
 * Sopony: "........ No.... NO!? DAMN IT!? ALL COURSE THAT WOULD?! PRISONERS DON'T JUST RANDOMLY DISAPPEAR FROM NOWHERE!? AND WHO'S TO SAY THAT THEY'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT THE INPOSTER MIKE I MADE?! EVENTALLY THEY'LL NOTICE HE'S ONE PARASITE SHORT!? CURSE MY EMOTIONS!? I DIDN'T THINK THIS THROUGH!?"
 * Marina: "OH relax! The lougers have a entire rouge's gallery to pick from to see who would want to bust out an ex-leager, a has-been godfather parana and three idiot baracudas. They'll try to go after THEM first. And besides, it's not like they KNOW about YOUR existence prior before, right? If your Sombor's "daughter", then they would think you don't exist cause, ya know, you did say your dadsy got neutered, correct?"
 * Sopony: Yeah?
 * Marina: And even if the Lodgers are alerted of jailbreaks, it would take them more than just 2 days to solve a case like this. We'd be successful by then. And I'm sure you're powerful enough to distract them from the bigger pieces of the puzzle. I assure you, we'll get your daddy freed in no time. Then you can cure yourselves from your illness and be the happiest family in the UUniverses.
 * Sopony: Don't let yourself be fooled by chances. I've seen what those Lodgers are capable of. They are unpredictable. Plus, one of them is a magician that knows how to resist mental attacks. He'll just remind everyone to stay on track of those 'big puzzle pieces' and I'll be powerless to stop him.
 * Marina: Then just get rid of him.
 * Sopony: How? He's a magician! He's just too powerful even for me. He's taken down Darkspawn bigger than my father!
 * Marina: (Sighs) My God, FIGURE SOMETHING OUT, THEN!!! I'm out of suggestions. If you care about your father so much, then you need to be smart about it.
 * Ed: Yeah, Darkspawn are not stupid and are not big crybabies like you, myah, see!
 * Sopony: (Zaps him) Don't speak unless I say, you dumb asshole! I don't have time for nonsense like that! (Shrugs) Sometimes, I wonder what it is that makes you mortals complete idiots that stand around picking your noses like children!
 * Marina: Why do you think? We're not as perfect as you immortals are. What I'm saying is that you need to think like a Darkspawn! Be as fearful as a Darkspawn! Don't show any signs of weakness! JUST DON'T GIVE UP!!! Now, are you a god or a mortal?
 * Sopony:...(Sighs) You're right! I'll do the best I can! But are you going to help me with this the rest of the way?
 * Don Mike: We're professionals! We've only been sent to jail through something unexpected. Everything's under control. Now let's just get this all over with.
 * Sopony: "Good. In the meantime, I'll put you in these speical suits I managed to, "borrow", from a highly advanced human world called, "Futurasia" or something like that. I'll leave you lot alone to plan on HOW we get to my father while I, keep to my thoughts."
 * Sopony places the prisoners in the speical suits and teleports away!
 * Sopony appears in a part of cave where a shrine dedicated to Sombor is seen. Music begins to play.
 * Sopony: "Father.... I'll finally be able to reunite with you, at last.... We'll be togather at last, and finally, you'll dream will come true."


 * Don Mike and The Baracudas were secretly listening.
 * Don Mike sniffs.
 * Don Mike: ".... We so need to help this kid."
 * Ed: "(Wimpers), And I acted, so rotten to her before see. Myah see."
 * Tommy: "I was worse."
 * Teddy: "Well, I was pretty neutrol to the whole thing so-"
 * Mike, Ed, and Tommy: "Shut up Ted!"
 * Don Mike: "Boys, this is no longer a simple case of being made to obey an enthicly confused demon/horse hybreed! It's a case, of reuniting a lost girl to her father! And through what we do best. Museum larcenty."
 * Ed: "I agree to that see, myah see, myah!"
 * Tommy: "Yeah, let's do this!"
 * Teddy: "I'm all bite and no talk for this!"
 * Don Mike: "All right fellas, let's get to works!"

Chapter 3: The Heist And The Tragedy Revealed
A day later. Interrogation Room Outside the Darkspawn Museum (They sing THIS as they demonstraight their "professionalisum" through causing petty crimes and minor annoyences to the passers-by.)
 * Karvin: "And that's what happened!"
 * Shenzi: So...your Lungfish friend said that all he knew was that the prisoners were there one time and then gone the next?
 * Banzai: Is that all?
 * Karvin: Well, yeah! And we discovered a while ago that Don Mike was captured, too, since Lung had a little argument with one of our catfish guards about one of his parasites being missing. He argued that he was inside the skin, but we still believe that something's, off. It was also pretty obvious since it didn't even sound like him.
 * Shifu: Did you check the cameras?
 * Karvin: Whoever did it somehow disabled the cameras. We don't have anything bringing details on who broke them out. All easy sources were disabled. We tried interrogating the parasites to see if they knew anything, but they wouldn't talk. Cause of them aiding Mike, they're tecnecally doing something that now justifys them being here: aiding and abeting a criminal and keeping secrets from ahtority.
 * Puss: Don't worry! We'll MAKE them talk!
 * Cynder: "Something feels, really off about this. Who would bust out a retired Crimelord, three baracudas that are mostly just thugs, and, Marina of all people?"
 * Sparx: I have no clue. My best guess is that he/she is a very stupid person. They sucked so much at their jobs, nobody would even think to consider them useful.
 * Spyro: And what about Marina? You know Cynder has a personal grudge against her for when she tried to redeem herself to Triton. Marina nearly cost her the only chance for her to prove that she was regretful of her actions. If it wasn't for Ariel and her friends, she would've been punished badly.
 * Sparx: Oh, I know that. If I were as big as her Avatar form, I'd punch the bitch for her. Because, hey, she humiliated me, too!
 * Tigress: Well, whatever the reason, we still need to find out who it was.
 * Skipper: (He and the other penguins interrogate the parasites in hazmat suits as Wexler is still looking like Don Mike) Guys, you sure have some balls to help whoever did this. Do you know who this person was?
 * Parasite #3: Sure you vigilantes found out we were hiding something, but that doesn't mean you can make us talk. Wexler here has been turned into a piranha, and you know they can strip your flesh in seconds! We can defend ourselves from your--(They suddenly notice the cameras and the defense turrets pointing at them)...Scratch that. But even if we're being held at turret-point, we'll NEVER talk! NEVER!!!
 * Skipper: Fine! Rico, give me the most non-lethal torture device you can find.
 * Kowalski: But Skipper, that would acquire that he remove his hazmat mask. He can't hack something out without tearing it open.
 * Skipper: Crap!
 * Parasite #4: HAH! You birds are scared of parasites...you know, for semi-aquatic birds.
 * Rico: (Mumbles angrily at that statement, takes his mask off, and hacks out a chainsaw, cackling maniacally)
 * Skipper: RICO, ARE YOU NUTS?!? BESIDES, I SAID NON-LETHAL!!!
 * Wexler: Wait, how can a penguin store something in his stomach that's about his size?!? THAT'S NOT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!
 * Skipper: It's cartoon magic, bitch! It's a renigade soldier in reality's troop that doesn't play by the rules!
 * Icky: "Ok, that seriously sounds like the advertising tagline for every generic action rouge cop/soldier hero movie ever."
 * Skipper: SO WHAT IF IT IS?!? Rico, just put the chainsaw and take out something less...dangerous.
 * Rico: Like what?
 * Skipper: I don't know, like a shovel, or something! (Rico hacks out just that, surprising the parasites)
 * Wexler: HOW DOES THAT CARTOON LOGIC WORK, WOULDN'T HE BE THE SHAPE OF A SHOVEL IF HE KEPT THAT IN HIS CAULDRON?!?
 * Rico: Eh, can't explain it! (Smacks Wexler with the shovel) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 * Wexler: OW! OH, GOD, THAT HURTS!!! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!!!
 * Rico: That's what I thought!
 * Parasite #4: All we could make out of it was a hooded and masked figure that was shaped like a pony.
 * Wexler: Yeah, that's what we saw! NOW JUST GO AWAY!!!
 * Kowalski: Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy there, you drama queens! We still have some questions for you.
 * Dexter: Figures!
 * Wexler: "But after this, we're suing you guys for hero brutality! You dorks better hope you know a DAMN good lawyer!?"
 * Skipper: "Oh, like YOU guys have one."
 * Wexler: "As a matter of fact, we do! I have a coupon and phone number for one of the finest lawyers ever: Hammy Hammerhead..." (The Penguins laughed hard)...What's so funny?
 * Skipper: (Laughs) I'm sorry to tell you this, but we've won courts brought up by him before. We won every single one. He's not a good person to go to if you wanna sue someone. And Rico, next time, don't attack unless I say so, okay?
 * Rico: Sorry!
 * Skipper: But at least we got a description of who we're dealing with. A hooded and masked pony figure.
 * Private: Did it look like an Alicorn?
 * Parasite #2: We couldn't tell! Judging by how she had the wings of an Alicorn, but had 3 HORNS, I couldn't tell if it was an Alicorn or a Tri-Corn!
 * Kowalski: A Tri-Corn isn't a real mythological creature.
 * Parasite #2: Sure there is, the prisoners here talk about them all the time for some reason.
 * Kowalski:...(He and Skipper laughed) I can't believe this!
 * Skipper: You-you actually thought that? They were talking about SENATOR Tricorn, stupid! What, was your brains too small to figure that out?
 * Parasite #4: Why don't you come over here and find out, you walking flightless duck?!?
 * Dexter: Jade, please don't tempt them!
 * Skipper: WHOA-HO-HO-HO-WHA-HOO-WHOA!!! One of you is a chick?!?
 * Parasite #4 (Jade): Well, yeah, why?
 * Skipper: You totally sounded like a dude this whole time! I remember when Patrick got gender confusion when talking with Rainbow Dash since...well...she sounded like a guy, but you get my point!
 * Jade: I have no clue who you're referring to, and I don't want to!
 * Parasite #2: Now go ahead and ask your questions!
 * Wexler: "(Quietly) I'm still gonna sue those fuckers."
 * Jade wispers: "Wexler, shut up, now's not a good time to be a cry-larva."
 * Skipper: We want to know if there's anything else you noticed about this figure who freed these prisoners.
 * Dexter: No way, dude! I mean, aside from the silly vibe that that figure looked like it was some sort of Darkspawn since we felt a little shiver when the stranger arrived.
 * Merlin: Hmm, that explains all the darkness emanating from that area.
 * Icky: "Wait, a darkspawn/pony did this? Well ain't THAT the biggest oxy moron in the world! That's a more bipolor combination then a Peanut Butter and Teriacki Sauce sandwich."
 * Cynder: Indeed. We already established in our last adventure that ponies are among the most pure-hearted of beings we know, and you'd think a Darkspawn would think of it to be...wrong to mate with one.
 * Sparx: Let alone if they HAD the literal balls to do it! (Mantis smacks him) OW!
 * Skipper: Well, I think that's about all we needed from you guys.
 * Karvin: Shouldn't you convert Wexler back to normal now that we know he's an imposter?
 * Merlin: Well, since they are a part of your prisoners, they need to stay alive. I'm not sure they'd last a few minutes without a host to feed on.
 * Wexler: Yeah, I don't think I can accept that. I just realized how an organism feels when it's with a parasite. OW!
 * Jade: Sorry, dude! You might have to deal with it until we get our friend back. You know we parasites can't live without a host.
 * Wexler: (Sighs) Fine, but I want you guys off the moment that the pain goes a bit too far!
 * Parasite #2: Whatever you say, Wex!
 * SpongeBob: We need to get moving now, guys! The sooner we find this pony Darkspawn and where he/she came from, the better.
 * Don Mike, and the Baracudas in water suits are seen hiding in the corner.
 * Don Mike: "It'll be a awhile before the boss and miss bitch of a mermiad arrives to help us see the operation through boys."
 * Ed: "Yeah see, Myah see! We're gonna nail that creepy place see, myah see!"
 * Tommy: "Wes ain't afraid of no demons!"
 * Teddy: "Cause we're bad guys!"
 * Don Mike: "And not just ANY bad guys, boys..... We're processionals in it. A 5, 6, 7, 8, LIKE WE REHERSED?!"

Darkspawn Museum The Dragon Temple. Flashback. Reality. Darkspawn Museum Flashback. Next chapter. Present Flashback Present
 * As the song was finishing up, Marina and Sopony arrived, both looked annoyed at what the "Processionals" are doing, dancing around like idiots.
 * Marina: "HEY MORONS?!"
 * A record scratched and Don Mike and the Baracudas stopped!
 * Don Mike: "Hey, you guys are early! We was passing the time by doing a song me and the boys reshersed yesterday and uh-"
 * A magical force dragged the 4 torwords an annoyed Sopony!
 * Sopony: "You better have hope that the Komodo Dragon is busy having like, Tea or something! Cause if he's even MINORLY aware of our presence, there WILL be, consinquences!"
 * Don Mike: "We're sorry! We had our fun anyway! From then on, it's all business!"
 * Sopony: Well, I hope these guards are intimidated enough by my heritage.
 * Teddy: Better yet, why don't you scare the s*** out of them with your deformed face? I bet that would get them spinning in the bathtub for a month!
 * Sopony: They're beings with the appearance of Darkspawn, and even THEY have seen deformed faces. Mine is sure to not be any different. Don't be absurd!
 * Teddy: Just throwing a suggestion here, don't blame me!
 * Sopony: Alright, here I go! Now, remember, after I disable Zuthron's former minions, I want YOU 4 to carry my father's statue out of that place. Marina, your the look-out."
 * Marina: "Good! I hate manual labor anyway."
 * Victor: You guys have been doing great so far with guarding this place. Common thieves are starting to believe that this place is haunted by Darkspawn.
 * Lardo (The Gray-Purple Fat Demon): Yeah. We showed those silly thieves a thing or three!
 * Stretch: (The Gray-Purple Thin Demon): It was pretty funny how Hurly caught that last one off guard by raining bloody barf on him. Way to go, Hurly!
 * Hurly (The Red Scary-Faced Puking Demon): Pphhtthanks! Like I phhssaid, I try loopphhssing weight.
 * Bruto (Buff Monstrous 4-Legged Muscular Demon): Yeesh, Hurly, say it, not spray it!
 * Chomper (The Chest-Mouthed Brown Demon): Yeah, that stuff could be infected with some kind of...demonic disease or something.
 * Hurly: Well, pphhsorry! I can't help if I'm as pphhspitty apphhss Dappphhhyy Duck...or even PPHHHSylvester! PPHHHSufferin' PPHHHSuccotash!
 * Aheadhron (Doom-Head-Like Demon): I think I'm the scariest of us since I have a head that looks like one of those floating heads from the Doom games, which I've known a few people who visited this place have admitted to being scared of.
 * Dracoonmo (Serpentine Demon): Well, I don't think scariness is all that important as long as these ancient artifacts are kept safe from those who try and use them for evil like the Villain League. It's why this place is secluded. And as this museum's chief-of-security, I am just glad that so far, nothing as serious as the Villain League has ever come to seek out these unholy artifacts.
 * Eye Aye Ayes (Tentacled-Eye Demons): We do enjoy having fun with these nasty baddies! We're just glad SOME people remember that old 1965 Attack of the Eye Creatures movie, otherwise they wouldn't find us a scary creature. It helps that people think eye creatures in general are really freaky to look at.
 * Victor: "Considering your effectiveness, it's no wonder Zuthron included you lot for his scare tactics. There's a legit, eerieness to you."
 * Chomper: "As much as I'm glad he's getting a better life, I'm just glad I'm not a slave anymore! Just because I'm "tecnecally" evil, that doesn't mean I'm like those dorkspawn darkspawn! Sometimes it's better to just scare the crap out of mortals instead of conguring them."
 * Hurly: "I hear that, Chomppphhsss."
 * Victor: So how's the status on one of our recent additions: the statue of the Darkspawn Lord of Solace, Sombor?
 * Dracoonmo: He is well-secured. We've made sure that it's kept in special security, and it will instantly sound an alarm when it is removed from it's one spot. It is not going anywhere without us knowing.
 * ???: (She appears from outside the office, and magically makes something act up in Victor's body)
 * Victor: Uh-oh! I need to use the bathroom! Can you guys stay here and wait while I go? (The demons agree, and Victor runs off with Sopony being invisible to him. When he is out of range, she faces the office door)
 * Stretch:...Wait a minute...we're being watched!
 * Lardo: Oh, boy! I hope it's another female customer!
 * Dracoonmo: No, it's something else! I'm feeling a dark presence close by! (Suddenly, the door slams shut, and the room turns red)
 * Aheadhron: What the hell's going on?!?
 * Eye Aye Ayes: MAYBE THIS PLACE REALLY IS HAUNTED!!! (Suddenly, Sopony shows up as a floating head)
 * Bruto: WHOA, A DEMON PONY!!!
 * Sopony: Aren't you surprised? (Takes off her mask, and instead of her deformed head, she magically turns it into a frightening face with demonic expressions, retractable spikes, and snake-hair, shrieking like a Darkspawn soldier)
 * Lardo: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Bruto: HELL'S FIRE, WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Hurly: RUN PPHHOOR IT!!! (All the demons except for Dracoonmo disappear)
 * Dracoonmo: COME BACK HERE, YOU COWARDS!!!
 * Sopony: (Surprised that Dracoonmo wasn't scared, and decides to magically trap him inside one of the Darkspawn vases)...Now to get my father back! (Teleported away as Victor returned to see that the demons were gone)
 * Victor:...Guys? Where are you?...(Sighs) I told them to stay here while I--
 * Dracoonmo: Victor, I'm over here!
 * Victor:...Dracoonmo what're you doing inside that vase?
 * Dracoonmo: I--(Suddenly the alarm was raised)
 * Victor: Oh, no! Somebody's trying to steal Sombor's statue! (Teleports himself there, but finds that they have already gone)...(Sighs) Dear Lord, they might've had teleporting with them...but where are the other demons?
 * ???: VICTOR!!! (Chomper appeared) VICTOR, THE MUSEUM IS HAUNTED!!! WE SAW A GHOST PONY APPEAR AND SCARE THE S*** OUT OF US!!! IT WAS HORRIBLE!!
 * Victor:...Really?...You let the intruder scare you by distracting you?
 * Chomper: Hey, cut us some slack, we've always been frightened by ghosts. We never made ourselves used to demons of other worlds and certain Darkspawn, and whoever this ghost was...she was UUUUUGLY!!!
 * Victor: Well, whoever she was, she apparently stole the Statue of Sombor right out from under us. She must've wanted you distracted so you wouldn't interfere with her taking the statue.
 * Chomper:...(Moiwah moiwah moiwah moiwah music plays as Chomper looks embarrassed)
 * Victor: It doesn't matter! We're in deep trouble now, and Sombor must be secured in that statue, or else this will make the museum look bad AND Sombor will be vulerable to his weaknesses again. So I think we'll need the assistance of the Shell Lodge Squad for this.
 * Skipper: "Kolwalski, progress report."
 * Kolwalski sighed.
 * Kolwalski: "I have found NO pages or sites about demonic ponies, Skipper! Neither in the internet NOR the villain files! Whatever entenity we're dealing it, it's so new it's OBVIOUSLY never been recorded before!"
 * Icky: "So we're dealing with something never before encountered?! Nuts! We always end up having to deal with never before encountered stuff, like the time we dealt another something no one ever discovered before!"
 * The Lougers are at a stand-off with the silluette of a beast!
 * Spongebob: "I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE UP AGAINST!?"
 * Icky: "But now everyone knows of the Gagmalkoonmlo Beast."
 * Skipper: "We dealt with the unknown before Ick and surpassed it like bosses!"
 * Lord Shen: "I believe it's obvious that the web has failed us for once in this regard. It's clear if we're gonna get any infomation on darkspawn anything, it's through Victor."
 * Sandy: "But the odds are poor against us. There's a chance that not even HE might have an idea what we're up against and-" (Suddenly, the communicator rings)...
 * Kowalski: Oh, boy, that's probably him! (Turns it on, and finds Victor's face)
 * Victor: Guys! I might need your help with something! The Museum has been robbed!
 * Icky: Let me guess, is it because of some kind of Darkspawn?
 * Victor:...Yeah, you might say that. It came and went off with the statue of Sombor. (The entire group gasps in surprise)
 * Skipper: You gotta be kidding me!
 * Victor: No. She managed to scare off my demon guards, and make off with it as quickly as possible....And I think I might know who it was.
 * Brandy: Really?
 * Victor: Yeah. I am an expert in Darkspawn history after all since I've studied them for half my life. I have every single Darkspawn lord I learned of I wrote in a book. And I actually found a half-Darkspawn on the exact same 2 pages that Sombor is on. Come over here right away and I'll tell you everything. It might not be safe to talk about it here. I'll see you then.
 * SpongeBob: Well, okay, we're on our way! Signing off! (Kowalski turns of communicator) Well, I guess we've finally found our info.
 * Tigress: We gotta get down there and find out who we're up against.
 * The Lougers arrived.
 * Victor: "I'm glad you made it. You have no idea how painful it is a theift has actselly been successful. If word were to get out, I would certainly expect the return of those theves almost quickly."
 * Icky: "Don't worry, the High Council has ways and knows a few people capable to make sure the media shuts up about this. Your fine."
 * Victor: "Good, cause a damaged reputation and returning theves are THE LEAST of my concerns. Cause there may had been, a detail about Sombor I, forgot to have mentioned. Remember when it was referenced that Sombor lost his ability to reproduce?"
 * Po: "Yeah..... Oh, don't tell me Sombor was lying and he ACTSELLY does have kids?!"
 * Victor: "Uh, no. His unfortunate netuering is still very much true. It's just that, like devines, demons, espeically Darkspawn, have the ability to create even more darkspawn through magic, knowing simply reapprobeate had, limits. You already encounterd an exsample of Chernibog's and the Architect's work, (turns to reveil a Tirek statue), through this fine exsample."
 * Icky: ".... Oh, so, Darkspawn, can LITTERALLY create life?"
 * Victor: "Yes, an ironic good tainted by their.... Views on how the worlds should obey them as gods. The Architect, was an espeically talented master on that. (Makes a journel appear) In fact, in the days before the maxwell insodent, Sombor was momentarly, a student for the Arcitect. And, a very speical one."
 * Victor opens the book.
 * (Victor): "Thanks to my shape-swifting success, I have become, more or less a faverite to, my brotheren. But one of Chernibog's finest, the prodiver of the darkspawn warriors, The Arcitect, felt I needed to become, a "True Darkspawn", by practicing the art of life creation. It's a practice, tecnecally used by most gods on worlds where evolution wasn't powerful or quick enough. Chernibog knows the power to an extent in light of his, former time with the High Council. I had my, awkword baby-steps."
 * Sombor was seen created a plant-based beast that devours another Darkspawn student!
 * (Victor): "And caused more then my fair share of.... Accsidents.... But the Arcitect was very phatent with me. He was quick to criticsize me in some occations, but it was mostly in part of being a teacher. Eventally, I finally mastered it. I was able to create creatures not even the gods themselves, have ever seen before. Trouble is.... I was, against the creatures being used in the cartoonian war because, I, never fancy myself, as a fighter, nor a contributer to a war my bretheren caused, over something as petty as a power struggle caused over the fact that Chernibog was made to govern a firy planet neither of the great divines wanted cause of it's-"
 * A fireball crashes into a building!
 * (Victor): ".... Eviomental hazords."
 * (Icky): "And the flashback shows WHY no body wanted it."
 * (Victor): "Ignoring the forth wall talk. Anyway.... However, I would eventally do something that, slightly, no, GRAVELY, harms my relation with the Arcitect. It was, after I was release from my pain and torture and, my very misfortune to suffer the lost of my ability to... Be a father. I came to his creation dojo to seek for his solice.... But as if in a way I should've expected, he was like all of the others...."
 * Sombor came in weaken, beaten, groan and pitifully growling in pain.
 * Sombor: "Master...... Please....... I..... I ran into some, slight, no, grave issues with the other darkspawn and with Chernibog, and.... I have fallen into some hard times.... I, I wish to be in your comfirting graces master, I-"
 * ???: "I'm aware of your.... Little mistake...."
 * Coming from the shadows, is a disappointed, but relitively calm, Architect.
 * Architect: "Word travels fast here in these realms. And let me say, you have just put, not only your reputation.... But your own well being in jeoperty."
 * Sombor: ".... Je-..... Jeoperty?"
 * Architect: "... Your, egerness to befriend a human, does not just taint the respect of fellow darkspawn, but know, you are infected, by an illness, not even the divines of light, will ever be safe from.... Are you aware of the devine haunting horror, of morality illness?"
 * Sombor: "An, illness, based on morality? That, kinda doesn't sound.... Logical."
 * Architect: "To a mortal, perhaps.... But it's a desistating reality to gods and demons alike.... You see, immortally, is not as perfect as many death fearing mortals wish it is.... It's more painful then even the wisest of gods and demons can ever igmagine..... And to worse it off.... It has a hapit of being assusiated of, acting like what your NOT suppose to be. Espeically if it concerns demons. And we darkspawn, are not a safe exception, tragicly, since it's more of a title then an actual race many mortals grown to believe."
 * Sombor: ".... I'm afraid to ask, is it-"
 * Architect: "It's WORSE, then bad. This illness depends on what alinement your on. If your that of good, it can still be painful, but since your at the approbeate side at least, it can be avoidable by simply earning the offender's forgiveness, or never dealing with dishastor. It's best over-all avoidable, by maintain the rule of amorality. In layman's terms, being neutrol and indifferent to the dillemma's of mortals. But good devines are lucky. They can tecnecally get away avoiding the far worse horrors Morality illness has to offer, thanks to being meant to be good.... But we..... We demons, darkspawn or not, are meant to be evil. The best we're allowed to be, is to be jerks if we don't enjoy conguring worlds. Some non-darkspawn are sometimes lucky to avoid morality illness, if they balence out niceness, by being mischivious or annoying. But we, are not the likes of imps, or things of the like. We're meant for straight-up evil. You, were not born to give compassion to some, human outcast destined to be a meger lonely farmer. It's too dangerious for demons to even be, minorly concerned for such things, let alone, intervine with their lives! In fact, you should tecnecally be lucky the High Council got to you first, and not us! Trust me, it would've been, worse for you if our forces were aware of this sooner. Because being, "good", is our polor oppistie, Morality Illness, is far worse on us. Gods and Demons share the same symphoms, but demons have the symphoms, tenfold worse. Even now, no thanks to your injuries, your already starting to get sickly pale with occational black lines."
 * Sombor sees what the Architect mentioned and panic!
 * Sombor: "AGGH?! Master, please, tell me there's a cure?!"
 * Architect: "Physically, no. There's no physical cure. But as I said, it's best avoided, if you act like what you are. A being of darkness. Or else, you'll litterally kill yourself with kindess. Deitnies of all kinds, are karma magnets. Trouble they often don't mean to cause, always find them. And the more disappointment to go through, the more deadlier it gets.... It's sadly, something, not even immortallity can protect us from. That, dreaded sickness, has a way to compromise that, simular to speical deitenty destroying weapon. I am not in ahority to control in what YOU choose for your life, but may I strongly suggest AGAINST the path you choosen, and accept what fate desided?"
 * Sombor said nothing, only was looking with streaming tears, and leaking tainted blood.
 * (Victor): "I said nothing, and left sadly. What my master told me, trumaitised me. Caring for mortals can, kill deitanties? This has to be absorbed! Aren't we suppose to be.... Inpervious to death? But, I know my master isn't a darkspawn of lying, it's not what he was titled as. So.... It's actselly true, and the skin, it was certainly, real. I, was more broken then I already. I.... Have no way to find solice again....."
 * (Victor): "I, more or less accepted what I am.... But, morely, to avoid the illness, and nothing more. But, I still can't, get over losing Max... Sort've regaining my former profession through becoming the Darkspawn Lord of Grief and Solice, I was able to independently open up a secret darkspawn land in a world previous sought after by Chernibog: Equestia. He attempted to harm the cute creatures, many times, because of, their purity. One with draconquui, another with a team project with master Architect and Chernibog. Future attempts eventally halted when the purity, was simply too much. But then, it inspired me. They have been known to show, almost unconditional kindness, even to the Draconquui and a fautly first creation Scorpan. It was certainly, a unigte race. They were capable of unfathomable forgiveness and understanding.... But... I wouldn't dare show myself to them, knowing, what I am. So, the best alternate way to earn the compassion of these creatures? Create one myself. So, what I did next, was considered a depravity to the world of devines and demons: Creation Infrigement.... I copied, the design of the work of the alicorns, with some traces of darkspawn engry. It was a long, and arguious process, and I had some... Unpleasent failed exspearients (Quick images of deformed darkspawn/pony hybreeds are seen, some alive, some dead, some sort've both), until... I finally created the perfect one...... Sopony."
 * Sombor tried his hardest to finally create Sopony, who's face was obscured from the camera.
 * Sombor: "...... I..... I, finally did it...... I.... I have a living, breathing child."
 * Sopony: "....... Who.... Who are you? What am I?"
 * Sombor: "...... Well, in a tecnecal sense that I used magic to create you, I, I guess, that makes me.... Your father...."
 * Sopony: ".... What's a father?"
 * Sombor: "A father? Well.... It's someone.... Who cares for you no matter what...... Who will never judge you for what you are.... Who cares, for you......"
 * Sopony: "....... Fa...... Fa.... Father...."
 * Sopony hugged Sombor.
 * Sombor returned it.
 * Sombor: "From this moment on, you are known as.... Sopony....."
 * A Darkspawn warrior barged in!
 * Darkspawn Warrior: "SIR?! Several High Council soldiers and the Alicorns are coming this way!?"
 * Sombor: "WHAT!? HOW IS THAT POSSABLE?! We're isloated in the everfree forest!?"
 * Darkspawn: "Well..... Two pony campers accsidently walked in the place when we took a break, and uh.... They saw your, less perfect creations."
 * Sombor: "WHAT!? And, and, you didn't capture them!?"
 * Darkspawn: "Well.... You kinda ordered us to not hurt anyone, so, we weren't able to go after them without doing, well, what darkspawn do best, cause harm."
 * Sombor: "BUT BY ALL MEANS YOU COULD'VE TRIED SIMPLY HUMANELY CAPTURED THEM!?"
 * Darkspawn: "Sadly sir, that's, kinda not in our job distriction."
 * Sombor: "GAAHHHH!? Then I give you permission to cause some harm, not fatally, to scare or at least distract the High Council and the Alicorns from us while Sopony and I escape!?"
 * Darkspawn: "What about the other creations?"
 * Sombor: "There's..... Little help for them. Half of them are already dead, and some are too visious for even me to control. There's, nothing I can do for them. But, the least you and the soldiers can do, is defend them with your life. I cared for them the same way I care for Sopony."
 * Darkspawn: "That's kinda weird to care for failed exspeariments, espeically for Darkspawn standerds, but it's not in my place to question you so, orders are orders."
 * Sombor: "Good?! Now proceed to actselly do that?!"
 * The Darkspawn ran off!
 * Sopony: "Father, what's happening?"
 * Sombor: I will explain everything later. Just...just follow me. (Magically creates a portal back to the Banished Realms) We must leave before--(Suddenly the Darkspawn guards are tossed through the air and a crash was heard)
 * Voice: AAHH, MY CABBAGES!!!
 * Sopony: I'm scared!!
 * Sombor: Don't worry, you're safe with me...with your father. (Suddenly, the High Council appeared with Nightus, Heavenslight, Celestia, and Luna)...Uh...long time no see, right?...(They look at him angrily)...Look, I can explain, but could you at least leave me along just this once?!?
 * Yen Sid: (Sighs) You just don't learn, do you? You're a Darkspawn! Darkspawn are not meant for love and compassion, they're meant for evil! Something that we must regulate. And that implies that these creatures you have made...they must be destroyed.
 * Heavenslight: Including that one in your arms.
 * Sombor:...You're not seriously thinking about...MURDERING her are you?!?
 * Nightus: It must be done! It's for your own good!
 * Sombor: THEN WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME INTO SOMETHING ELSE?!? I DON'T WANNA BE A DARKSPAWN!! I WANT SOMETHING GREATER THAN WHAT I AM ALWAYS TOLD TO DO!!! (Sopony was frightened by his outburst) EVERYWHERE I GO, IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME! 'DARKSPAWN ARE SUPPOSED TO BE NOTHING BUT LIFE-RUINERS'!! 'CARING FOR SOMEONE KILLS YOU!!!' IF YOU ALL ARE SO POWERFUL, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TURN ME AND MY NEW DAUGHTER INTO NORMAL PONIES?!?
 * Luna: Yikes! Yen, you never told us he was dramatic!
 * Heavenslight: Luna, shush!
 * Nightus: I'm afraid you ask too much of us, Sombor. You're a Darkspawn! That's something no amount of magic is ever going to change. Even if you are a pony, you're going to be doomed with morality sickness because you were born for evil. There's nothing we can do about it. I'm afraid our decision is final. We can't allow the risk of these creations poisoning this world with darkness. They must be destroyed.
 * Sombor:...No! I WON'T LET YOU DESTROY SOPONY!!! I LOVE HER!!
 * Yen Sid: Then you leave us no choice. We'll have to take her from you by force!
 * Sombor: GET AWAY!! (Teleports away, but Heavenslight teleports him right back)...LEAVE ME ALONE, GODDAMN IT!!
 * The Alicorns lpowered up their horns.
 * Celestia: "Sombor..... We're sorry for this."
 * Outside, an exploudion was seen and Sombor and Sopony was blasted out, sending them flying!
 * Sombor and Sopony were seperated during their toss!
 * (Victor): "The blast was very painful to me.... But fortunately, I survived it, albeit, unconfertably harmed. I watched in sadness as the High Council brought a terrorable end to what was my base.... And, assumingly, all of the failed exspeariments. But worse of all.... I lost Sopony..... If this was to make sure I perimentally accpet who I end.... They, have a hypocritically dark way to do it. Sopony, was far too young for a blast by all 4 Alicorns. I.... Assumed the worse. Fortunately, Chernibog long predicted what I was doing was destened for embarising failure, and ensured that my new pain was enough punishment.... But, it did not stop the scolding. My master, further disappointed in me, that he ordered for, my depowering of my creation powers."
 * Architect: "I'm sorry if must come to this, Sombor. But I warn you this sort've thing will only end in pain. I'm sorry that I am forced, to contribute in this."
 * Sombor: "Master, please, you, you said you don't have ahtority to deside my fate! You said that-"
 * Architect: "I did say that. But what I do have ahority in, is desiding when a darkspawn deserves the right to have creation powers. And your un-nessersary act of commiting creation infirgement, is something, even we darkspawn frown apawn. I'm afraid.... It cannot be ignored."
 * Sombor: ".... Please, I, I promise I'll won't waste these powers on something that'll only attract trouble again, I-"
 * Architect: "Then allow me and the de-powerors, to make sure, you truely comply to that."
 * Sombor: But I--
 * Architect: Sombor, now!
 * (Victor): "So I had no choice but to allow them to take them away from me. I was forever powerless to create anymore artificial happiness. There simply wasn't anything left for me to do but just accept who I am. So, as painful as it was, I decided to do the one evil thing I could think of: I would take the form of several dead family members, and find true happiness with them. So far, I've done it 219 times."
 * (Sparx): Damn!
 * (Victor): "I would earn the trust of their loved ones, and if I should ever feel like they hate me, I would fake my own death, and move onto the next family. This process would go on for the next thousand years. I was hopefully able to avoid the next banishment of the Darkspawn, and took up residence on Skullian Prime, where I am still staying today...."
 * Victor:..."I never found out if my dear Sopony was alive or not, but with all the things that have happened to me, I decided to give up the search and assume that she was destroyed like the others. I was forever doomed to never find happiness except for what I have found in my evil career."
 * Monkey: This Darkspawn pony that we're up against must be Sopony. She was trying to rescue her father from his already-perfect state.
 * Shenzi: But what other kind of source of happiness could she possibly have for her father?
 * Victor: Well, actually, I had found another diary. This time it's from Sopony. It explains what she went through when she was lost to Sombor. (Takes it out) And here's what she had to say...(Reading the Darkspawn dialect) "Alone. For years on end, it's always been that word. Alone. Ever since I was lost from my father..."
 * (Victor): (With Sopony's face covered up by either the environment or in just censored blurs)"...I realized how alone in the UUniverses I was. I had just been created, yet had the brain of an adult, but the curiosity of a toddler. I was lonely. I realized that the only thing important to me was my father. The one who created me. Since that day, I swore to find him. But when I was about to begin my quest, I was found by these creatures that looked very similar to my father. They were the Darkspawn. They took me to this hellish realm where they said..."
 * Architect: So you're the one that Sombor created?
 * Sopony: You know my father?
 * Architect: He is one of us. Let me explain everything as to why he created you. You see, for years now, he's been...different. We Darkspawn are meant for evil and villainy. But Sombor didn't want that. He wanted something different. He then made a friend with some little child named Max, which he got to know better until the High Council separated the both of them.
 * Sopony:...They took my father from what he wanted to be? That's cruel!
 * Architect: Maybe, but there's a reason why it needed to be done. You see, we Darkspawn are not meant to be compassionate for mortals. They only need to conquer them. Otherwise, the results could cause a morality sickness. It's an illness which is the only one to be capable of killing Gods if given the chance. When a supernatural being like us are compassionate for a mortal, it affects them greatly. It starts out slow like a fungus, but when tragedy strikes like what happened with you and your father, it can grow bigger, and if it continues, it will be fatal, and could cause death. We warned your father of this, but by creating you, we had to take away his ability to create.
 * Sopony:...Can I see him again?
 * Architect: I'm afraid not. If we are to ensure that your father learns his lesson, you must be destroyed.
 * Sopony:...No! I wanna see him!
 * Architect: We can't allow that. We can't even allow you to become one of us because of your father. You need to go before something happens.
 * Sopony: NO! STAY AWAY FROM ME!!
 * Architect: SEIZE HER!! (Sopony is cornered by Darkspawn soldiers which roar at her, then she blasts a magical beam of energy out of fear, realizing what she just did, she uses it to defend herself) STOP HER!! DON'T LET HER GET OUT!! (As Sopony runs, she discovers more spells, and is finally able to create a portal out of the Banished Realms, goes through it, and closes it in time before the soldiers grab her)...NOOO!!!
 * (Victor): "Since then, I hid from everyone. I hid from the Darkspawn, and I hid from the mortal world. Everyone around me was out to get me. So I disguised myself by stealing a robe with a hood, and grabbed a ski mask to avoid people recognizing me as a horrible disfigured half-Darkspawn! I had thought from that moment that the Darkspawn would accept me, but after that, I felt alone once again. (Sopony starts crying alone in a dark forest) But then I discovered that my father wasn't at all gone, and was one of the only Darkspawn that hadn't been banished to that hellish realm they referred to as the Banished Realms. So I began an epic quest to find him and be reunited with him so we could no longer be ashamed of who we were. We were rogues. Outcasts. Renegades. And we liked to keep it that way. I had spent the first few decades in Equestria learning about the ways of the ponies that inhabited it. I learned about their beliefs and their thoughts about friendship. Being a half-Darkspawn, I couldn't bring myself to show my face and make my own friends. The only friend I knew I should ever have was my father. But alas, I couldn't find him anywhere. I stowed away on Gummi Ship after Gummi Ship, but I never found him. Even with the discovery of teleportation, I was unable to find him."
 * (Tigress): So what was she intending to do about their morality illnesses when they found each other?
 * (Victor): I'm getting to that. "But just recently, I was about to give up when I remembered that there was virtually no cure for morality illness except for realizing who you were meant to be. But...I might've found a way. When I was trying to defend myself from an Equinox sorcerer, I managed to get a wound out of him, and as I stepped in the leaked blood...I felt rejuvenated and healthy."
 * (Icky): Eww!
 * (Victor): "Realizing how pure that blood was, I decided to suck all his blood out of his body, and store it in packages, killing him in the process. As much as I hated killing, he was trying to do the same to me, and I found great use in the blood that he had. I had stored about 2 bags of his blood. I decided that this might've held the key to allowing me to cure me and my father of our morality illnesses. I didn't know if it would work, but when I gave myself my first injection...it worked. But only for one day. I discovered that I needed to give myself daily doses of the blood so I wouldn't suffer the illness, which was growing very rapidly. I decided to save the second bag for my father, and the other one will be for my doses. I knew I needed to find my father by the time my blood supply ran out. And Equinox masters were so rare, I wasn't able to find another and gain more pure blood. So far, I'm down to ha..."
 * Victor:..."ha"?
 * Patrick:...Where the hell is "Ha"?
 * Victor: I think she was intending to write the word 'half' until she was interrupted by something. That's all there is about her. I found this on an abandoned site in Equestria. It was buried.
 * Po: She probably didn't have time to finish it, and needed to leave as soon as possible.
 * Ed Otter: Well, at least we finally know who we're up against.
 * Private: It's really sad how Sopony is suffering the same pain her father is.
 * SpongeBob: Either way, she must be stopped.
 * Icky: "But here's a gaint series plot-hole here. If Celestia had met Sombor PRIOR to the To Let Go, Or To Be Sad Forever episode, why didn't she or Sombor said anything?"
 * Lord Shen: "Obviously this episode originally didn't existed yet first of all, so it's only natrolly that the producers didn't had prior ideas to plan out all these things. But to talk less post-modernly, I guess she was simply ashamed of what she and the High Council were forced to do and merely, refraigned from referencing it."
 * Icky: "Then what stopped Sombor from bringing it up!?"
 * Shifu: "It's, possable that he desided to keep the event to himself, posability to the point where he no longer remembered it."
 * Victor: "Well, I'm fortunate that she didn't realise I was an equinox master, or I would've been declaired the next unlucky food shorce."
 * Lord Shen: "We should also be thankful that Sopony is not even close to be powerful enough to harm the magical seal of the elements of harmony. She'll end up getting frustraighted first before even managing to do a small crack!"
 * Po: "But.... What would stop her from finding out about who Victor is, or even going after the Main 6 to FORCE them to free Sombor?!"
 * Victor: I think you guys know what that answer would be. You need to go to Equestria and tell Celestia and Luna to get ready for the possible attack.
 * Merlin: What about you? She might be watching us right now, and might know you're an Equinox Master and come after you for your blood.
 * Victor: Don't worry about me. I am more than capable of taking care of myself. I know a lot of defense spells. Just go to Equestria and get your friends ready to prevent the return of Sombor.
 * Mr. Whiskers:...Alrighty!
 * Bagheera: Let's get moving! Good luck, Victor. (They leave for the van and head for Equestria)

Chapter 4: Marina's True Intentions
Sopony's Hideout Later... During this song, she deludions up a Villain Leage assisent sounding awfully simular to her former assisent.
 * The Statue of Sombor stood before Sopony.
 * Sopony: "Finally.... Father.... Togather again......"
 * Don Mike and the Baracudas stood happy that something was corrected. But they were confused by why Sopony was struggling to free Sombor herself, as her horn only sparkled and zapped spratically.
 * Don Mike: "Uh, is there a problem boss?"
 * Sopony: ".... No.... No!? NO?! (Tries her hardest, but fails spectactually!?) GAHH?!"
 * Tommy: "Ya know, no offence, but it's odd that your powerful enough to make a retired crime lord approuchable again and successfully break in into a darkspawn museum, but not to free a guy trapped in stone."
 * Sopony: "It's the elemental seal of the elements of harmony is the problem?!? How could I forget about THIS!? Damn it!? How could my powers fail to-"
 * Teddy: "Oh, oh! I know! It's because the elements of harmony is more purer then yous! I mean, you are half demon, so, I guess it's because-"
 * Sopony: "I'm fully aware of that, Ted! I just.... I thought I could be stronger...."
 * Marina: "Well, then the solution is obvious! Nab the ponies who weild that power and get them to bust him out for you. A snap of the fingers solution."
 * Sopony: ".... I can't risk to go after THEM!? These 6 ponies defeated a night obcessed dark god, that idiot discord, a changeling army, a terrorable tyrant and Tirek?! Even several threats not native to their world! AND YOU CAN CLEARLY SEE, WHAT THEY DID TO MY FATHER!? I won't stand a chance?!"
 * Don Mike: "Then let us soften them up for yas, then you come in and make them an offer they can't refuse."
 * Sopony: "..... I, I don't know...."
 * Ed: "Don't worry see, myah see, we just need a plan of attack see, myah see, myah. We just need to go after them one by one, start from the weakest and ambush the strong when they least suspect it, see, myah see."
 * Sopony: ".... Ok, but I'm making the stragity.... And we HAVE to be as careful as possable. And we have to do it, without the Alicorns being alarmed! Neither of us, not even me, would stand well against them?!"
 * Don Mike: "Well, I heard there's this, purple one that's the most powerful one of all who is also a newly dubbed Alicorn awhile back. What about her?"
 * Sopony: ".... Leave her to me if she becomes a problem. She and I are argueably equils."
 * Don Mike:...Okay, but I have to warn you that she's a determined pony. I've seen what she can do. I can agree that you two are equals, believe me...but Twilight can't be manipulated that easily.
 * Sopony: Yes, I have heard that she was trained in occlumency so she would resist mental attacks. But I also heard she is still vulnerable to black magic since she's still under Equinox training with that Draconequus from Destiny Islands.
 * Marina:...You spy on them a lot, don't you?
 * Sopony: I have magic. I can open up portals that allow me to see anything. Trust me, when all this is over, I will make sure that me and my father are back together again. You can count on it.
 * Ed: Well, I hope you know what you're doing, see, myah, see!
 * Marina: (Moves into a private area in the cave)...This...is...PERFECT!!! Now is finally my chance to get back in the Villain League! I can picture it! Mirage being amazed that I, Marina Del Ray, captured the lost hybreed Sopony, and converted her AND Somboro into true darkness! If I can capture them and get them to convert to finally act like REAL demons, I can become a high-ranker! And I'll make that smug bitch Cynder regret ever dumbing me! Oh, I wish I still had my asisent manatee and those eels of mine to celebrate with. Oh well, they were dragging me down anyway! Ha-ha! I can picture it already?! I just need to snag when she makes... The one, mistake...



Equestia. Outside Crystal Castle Christail castle. Later. Meanwhile. Meanwhile again. Meanwhile again. Meanwhile Again. Meanwhile for the last time. Back to Sopony. Back to Teddy. Meanwhile... Later. Later. Fluttershy's Cottage Sweet Apple Acres Cutaway Reality Inside House CMC Clubhouse Rarity's Boutique
 * Marina chuckled wickedly.
 * Twilight: "And with that, I happly say that the conflict between the Griffin and Minotaur nations are truely resolved."
 * A sofisicated Griffin ambassitor: "My, miss Sparkle, that has to be the greatest compromise I heard in a while."
 * A beefed up minotaur: "YEAH!? THAT'S SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN?! BULLYWOOD APPOVES?! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
 * Griffin Ambassitor: "Well, I, Sir Griffindor, would like to thank you for resolving our conflict on how we handle our recent Pink Slimer infestation and that we shouldn't care WHERE they originated from as long as we resolve them. And thanks for ensuring that they weren't toxic.... Just carnviouerious. Now, uh, "Bullywood", is it, let us return to our respective nations and get to work togather to resolve the matter peacefully."
 * Bullywood shouted!
 * Bullywood: "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!"
 * Sir Griffindor: "..... I'll take that as an agreement."
 * The two left.
 * Twilight sighed in relief and exhaustion!
 * Twilight: "Wow, is the political side of princessing really rearing it's demanding head! I guess Celestia desided to share some of her work with me as well! I appresiate getting involved, but, alittle too soon for that. Hopefully though, that was the last of this exhasuting day."
 * Spike: "Twilight, the princesses arrived."
 * Twilight: "Wow that was quick."
 * Celestia and Luna teleported in quick.
 * Celestia: I'm very proud of you, my faithful student. Since you stood up for the fate of those seven sin ponies, your diplomatic skills have been surprisingly splendid.
 * Twilight: Oh, it was nothing, your highness. Somepony HAD to break up that silly conflict before somepony got hurt. So, how are my friends?
 * Luna: They're here. They briefly had a little problem with Discord.
 * Twilight:...Oh, boy, what is he up to this time?
 * Luna: Oh, nothing. He just said something about helping the 3 fillies with gaining their cutie marks or something.
 * Twilight:...Oh, crap!
 * Discord: HOW'S IT WORKING FOR YOU GIRLS? (The CMCs are riding on their scooter which has been magically turned into a hovering scooter and hovering wagon)
 * Scootaloo: DISCORD, THIS SEEMS KINDA DANGEROUS!!
 * Discord: Hey, you said you didn't have a problem with danger. You get this right, you'll have your cutie marks in no time.
 * Applebloom: Well, if you're sure, then--WHOOOAAAAAAHHHH!! (The CMCs fall towards the ground, and Twilight appears, and before she tries to teleport them to safety, Discord does it for her)
 * Scootaloo:...I'm dead...I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead...
 * Discord: Relax, buttercups, you're fine.
 * Twilight: DISCORD, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? I thought you had changed your ways.
 * Discord: Hey, just because I acknowledged never to betray my friends again, it doesn't mean I hate using magic for my amusement.
 * Sweetie Belle:...You're kidding right?
 * Scootaloo: D'OH, I SHOULD'VE KNOWN! He was indulging our little 'fantasies' like the pompous yellow-bellied lummox he is! Come over here and fight like a weasel, because that's what you're shaped like!
 * Applejack: Scootaloo, where did you hear such vulgar words?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Chuckles nervously)
 * Discord: Relax, kiddo, it's nothing personal...for the most part. I'm at least lucky to have not gotten busted again for altering the environment since...well, you girls technically requested it.
 * Applebloom: Thanks a lot, by the way!
 * Twilight: (Sighs) Well, at least the girls are safe. Girls, next time you are given assistance from Discord, think it through, please.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, trust me, I'll get payback soon enough.
 * Discord: Pfft, like you can do that against me. (They head for the castle)
 * Scootaloo: (To the other 2 CMCs whispering) Who's up for some Discord payback?
 * Applebloom: Oh, boy, we might get prankster cutie marks!
 * Sweetie Belle: Neat! (The three high-five as they enter the castle)
 * Celestia: Are the fillies alright?
 * Applebloom: Oh, we're fine! Discord was just playing with us.
 * Discord: (Celestia gives him a frown)...Well...I was just helping them get their cutie marks.
 * Scootaloo: AND to indulge us for what we do! You think we do these stunts just because we're daredevils? We've done things that nearly got us killed and...hmm...(On paper) Note to self: daredevil cutie marks as a future suggestion--
 * Applejack: OHHH, NO! (Takes the paper, and rips it in half) No daredevil stunts for you girls! Far too dangerous.
 * Sweetie Belle: Yeah, even I'd prefer to stay away from fiery rings and a motorcycle.
 * Applebloom: I second, I prefer to stay out of it after almost seein' my Granny nearly killin' herself in a high-dive into a small container of water. I knew sports were extreme, but...Geez!
 * Scootaloo: Well, SORRY!
 * Suddenly, an urgent sounding ring is heard!
 * Twilight: "It's the communicater!"
 * Luna: "I think the Lougers are calling for us! Which is odd, cause normally we call for them and-"
 * Celestia: "Then clearly it's urgent!"
 * Twilight answers the communicater.
 * Twilight: Hey, guys! Is there something wrong?
 * Kowalski: Yes. We just discovered something that you might wanna know. We found that there is a half-Darkspawn loose and is possibly heading for Equestria. She's acquainted with Sombor.
 * Rainbow Dash: My God!
 * Celestia:...I think it might be somebody I've refrained from mentioning before, then. We'll prepare ourselves for defense. We might need you guys to come here and make it easier for us to ensure that she doesn't force Twilight's group to free Sombor.
 * Pinkie: Who's 'she'?
 * Shifu: We're already 3 minutes away from Equestria by lightspeed, your highness. We'll be there as soon as we can. Just get ready. Shell Lodgers out! (They hang up)
 * Rainbow Dash: Sombor had an accomplice?
 * Celestia: Yes, actually. I'm sorry if I had neglected to tell you during our battle against him in Berk. Her name is Sopony. She was an artificially-created half-Darkspawn that was supposed to be another source of happiness for Sombor until... Until we destroyed his old batch, and left Sopony and Sombor separated. We assumed that Sopony was destroyed, but...now we know that she's alive. She's possibly coming here so she can force you six to free Sombor from his statue prison.
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers in fear) Oh, no!
 * Discord: Oh, pfft, puh-leeze! We've handled Darkspawn before...in fact, we've recently handled one...again. This bitchy daughter of a deranged morally-conflicted demon is no different than all the others we've faced.
 * Luna: Discord, don't let your mind be consumed with chance. Darkspawn are known to be unpredictable. You may wanna watch your back on this one.
 * Twilight: ".... Why didn't you tell us this sooner?"
 * Celestia: ".... It was not an event I was proud of. Sombor, obviously only wanted to be free of what he was, but... You had to understand. He was creating a series of failed attempts. When half of them weren't dead on arrival, they were monsterious and visious. Even Sombor couldn't control them. They would've been a threat to Equestia if they gotten away from him. It was, purely to keep Equestia safe...."
 * Luna: "Plus alot of them would've eventally die out from being inperfect anyway, so it was also mercy killing."
 * Discord: "Kinda needlessly harsh, wouldn't you agree? Then again, you are the same ponies who did turn me into a statue for nearly a millendia, so I'm not TOO surprised."
 * Celestia: "Well, I'm even more unproud of my actions now knowing Sopony's alive, holding resentment to the High Council because of rules made during the first cartoonian war... The real one."
 * Pinkie: "Well why not just say your sorry ou hurt her so badly and-"
 * Celestia: "She was asentually an infent when Sombor brought her into this life! I trumatised her when High Council law made me want to destroy her! She's, she's never gonna forgive me for what I did."
 * Luna: "And why would she? We asentually murdered the non-dead half of Sombor's batch, which was asentually her family, and now, we finally pushed it too far when we statue-afived Sombor."
 * Applejack: "Well can't we just tell her we didn't done it out of being darkspawn haters but to save Sombor from morality illness?"
 * Celestia: "She might not listen and think we are trying to confuse her. Her ability to trust anyone but Sombor is, shattered beyond belief."
 * Rarity: "It wouldn't be hard to at least give it a "can't say we didn't try" though."
 * Twilight: She's pretty much right. If we're going to first use diplomacy for something like this, it must be me since...well, I'm now learning how to be a good diplomat after a few minutes ago. If I can stop a feud, then I'm sure I can hold Sopony off long enough for you guys to get away safely.
 * Applebloom: But what if it don't work?
 * Twilight:...Then I'll fight her...depending upon how powerful she is.
 * Celestia: I wasn't able to see Sopony since we destroyed her lineage, so even I am unaware of her powers. But if she is half-pony half-Darkspawn, then I'm sure she'll not only be as powerful as you, but she might have enough heart for you to successfully stall her. We already established on our last adventure that Equestrian ponies are one of the most pure beings in the UUniverses after all.
 * Twilight: Then it's settled. I will try reasoning with Sopony, and try tapping into her pony heart, and when she finally cracks in confusion, we'll be ready to retreat to someplace safe, and by the time she finds us, we'll find her father's statue and secure it.
 * Fluttershy: But Twilight, what if she hurts you?
 * Twilight: Don't worry, Fluttershy, I can hold my own. If I can box a Darkspawn lord to a standstill with amped up magical powers, I can handle a Darkspawn with a vulnerable heart.
 * Rarity: Yeah, when we last battled Tirek, both he and Celestia mentioned that we ponies were one of the most pure beings of the UUniverses, I was fearful of what we would do with a blend between those two things.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, too!
 * Luna: Well, at least we know for sure she has a weakness. But the best thing we can do is prepare for her arrival. Twilight will stall her while we evacuate. If Sopony truly is as powerful as Twilight, I think this might be another even-match.
 * Applejack:...Well...good luck, Twi!
 * Twilight: Thanks, AJ! Now let's get to it.
 * Twilight's Castle is seen, as suddenly, the sky gets gloomy to the concern of Ponvillians.
 * Ponies were muttering and talking, until they see the shorce of the sky oddity.... Sopony slowly walking torwords the castle.
 * Sopony: "... It's simple... While I, get at Sparkle...."
 * Pinkie was at sugercube corner.
 * Teddy was approuching Sugercube corner.
 * (Sopony): "The others seek out her friends."
 * Tommy was stalking on Rainbow Dash who was resting on a lowered down cloud.
 * (Sopony): "One....."
 * Ed was approuching Fluttershy's home.
 * (Sopony): "By one...."
 * Don Mike was heading torwords Sweet Apple acres, reading a Tommy Gun.
 * (Sopony): "By one...."
 * Marina was seen spying on Rarity heading to her home.
 * (Sopony): "..... By one."
 * Sopony was quietly laughing.
 * Sopony: "This shall be, almost, too easy."
 * Sopony bucks open the castle doors.
 * Sopony: ".... Ready or most likely not, Sparkle..... Here comes desteny....."
 * Sopony walked in.
 * Teddy barged inside the Sugercube corner.
 * Mr. and Ms. Cake were startled!
 * Teddy: ".... Uh..... Hello.... I, ams a representive to.... Willy Chocola-te's chocolate factory and uh..... Pinkie won a free tour.... Can you uh.... Ask her to... come down?"
 * Mr. Cake: Don't you mean 'Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory'? And why would someone like him offer a free pass when he already has someone to be his successor?
 * Teddy: No, I don't mean that, this is different, and-
 * Mr. Cake: Pinkie already told us there was trouble, so stop pretending to fool us.
 * Teddy:...BLAST! I'll find the bitch myself, then! (Destroys the kitchen searching for Pinkie) WHERE ARE YOU, PINKIE?!?
 * Mrs. Cake: Oh, dear!
 * Teddy: COME OUT, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE, PINKIE!! YOU HAVE A FAVOR TO FULFILL FOR US!! (Suddenly sees a door that has Pinkie's cutie mark symbol on it, goes up, opens it, and finds Pinkie wielding her party cannon)
 * Pinkie: Oh, hello,...and goodbye! (Fires her party cannon at Teddy, and he crashes to the ground while his robotic suit malfunctions)
 * Teddy: URRRGGHHH!!
 * Pinkie: I'm always prepared for an attack, you little mackerel!
 * Teddy: I'M A BARRACUDA, DUMBASS!! (Crying is heard)
 * Pinkie:...Oh, great! Now you woke up the babies! (Fires the party cannon again, and it knocks Teddy through the door as he tumbles into Bulk Biceps, who turns around growling)
 * Teddy:...(Gulps, and he is later seen running from him screaming crazily)
 * Pinkie: HAVE FUN WITH BULK, PAL!! (Giggles, and speaks to the Cakes) See? I told you it would work.
 * Mrs. Cake: Yeah, except our place is wrecked a bit.
 * Pinkie: I'll have it fixed soon. Right now, I need to get some stuff done. I'll see you soon. (Runs off, and the Baby Cakes are seen giggling)
 * Tommy was near Rainbow, which he realised the cloud suddenly higherd up!
 * Tommy: "Darns it! She must've desided to sleep reall high likes! I need another ways to get to her...... (Opens up a gaget maginzene.) Let's see if thoses Ajax guys have anything of worths."
 * Tommy: I hopes these jumping boots are worth the wait. (Jumps at a great height trying to get to Rainbow Dash, but he can't jump high enough, and Rainbow Dash winks at a few pegasi, who blow some winds to push Rainbow Dash's cloud away, aggravating Tommy) Darn it! (Rainbow Dash softly chuckles) I ain'ts gonna be outfoxed by a sleeping pony?! Come here you!?
 * Tommy makes another attempt, the cloud lowered down, and Tommy ended up spiraling straight into a lake!
 * SPLASH!?
 * Tommy got up angery.
 * A Mother and her filly saw him.
 * Filly: "Ew, what an ugly ducky."
 * Tommy: "I'M A FISH, YOU STUPID BRAT!?"
 * The Filly started to cry!
 * Mother: "HOW DARE YOU CALL MY CHILD STUPID!?"
 * A Mare came in.
 * Mare: "What's wrong?"
 * Mother: "HE CALLED MY CHILD STUPID!?"
 * Mare: "HEY EVERYONE?! THIS GUY'S A CHILD INSULTER?!"
 * An angrey mob of ponies began to form around the lake.
 * Tommy: "....... Ah, gubber-fish."
 * Tommy was screaming as the mob chased him!
 * Rainbow Dash: SO LONG, SUCKER-FISH!!! (Laughs) I LOVE messing with people! (To the pegasi) Thanks, guys!
 * Pegasi #1: Anything for our idol! (The two scream excitedly, and fly off, as well as Rainbow Dash)
 * Ed: (Busts into the cottage) Myah, see! What have we got here? A bunch of cute wittle animals see? Myah, see!
 * Jerry: HEY! Who the hell are you?!? (Angel looks at him angrily) I know, I know, the language!
 * Stefano the Flying Boa: "I'm getting'a this feeling that this'a guy's a steriotype of mobsters. He'sa saying "Myah" and "See" too'a much!"
 * Ed: I wanna know where the savior of Equantica is, myah, see! Tell me before I turn up the heat in here! (Takes out a flamethrower)
 * Jerry: HOLY COW!!!...Do you even have a permit for that?!? (Suddenly, Louisiana appears barking, and manages to attack Ed, still being the vicious hunting dog)
 * Ed: AHHH, SEE!!! (Punches Louisiana off as she whines in pain, and runs away as Louisiana continues chasing him)
 * Jerry: HAH! IN YOUR FACE, MYAH, SEE!!! (Laughs) GO EASY ON HIM, LOUISI!!!
 * Angel: (Wipes his sweat away) Whew!
 * Jerry: ALRIGHT, FLUTTERSHY, YOU CAN COME OUT NOW! (Fluttershy appears from upstairs, along with Discord)
 * Discord: How lucky! I didn't even need to use an invisibility spell on her. Those Lodgers made a nice choice allowing you to adopt that crazy dog.
 * Fluttershy: Discord!
 * Discord: Sorry, misspoke! We'd better get back and make sure this plan of Twilight's goes along smoothly.
 * Fluttershy: But what about my pets? They might need protection.
 * Discord: (Snaps, and the doors get magically barricaded with wood planks, along with the windows, and the back entrances, plus the entire cottage is surrounded by a magical shield)...Boom, your little friends are well-protected.
 * Fluttershy:...Thank you. Jerry, you stay and watch over the others. (They teleport away)
 * Jerry:...F***, why is it always me? (Angel stares angrily at him again for the language)...(Sighs)...
 * Don Mike was protroling the apple acres.
 * Don Mike: "I take it these simple rural folk are apple fanactics. Look at this place, it's like a steriotypical apple loving teacher's paradise here..... And if that stuff about keeping doctors away is true, then this is like what a bug spray factory is to insects."
 * Bugs: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!! (They run away as an SCJohnson Raid commercial is seen)
 * Don Mike: "But onto business.... I just need to apporuch that house completely un-interupted, and I can proceed to give an offer she can't refuse.... And to use a little steel force (cocks up the tommy gun) if I had too. Besides.... How dangerious can a bunch of apple obcessers can be?"
 * Applejack:...So you can leave it to me to protect you from them.
 * Granny: Well, if you're sure about that, then good luck.
 * Big Mac: Ee-yup!
 * Applejack: (To the Crusaders) You three stay in here where you'll be safe.
 * CMCs: AWWW!!
 * Applejack: No! You're too young to fight. Just because yall' have accompanied us on a few adventures, but when I leave, you three will have to stay here where you'll be safe.
 * Scootaloo: But isn't this an easy spot for those meanies in the case they should come back? Why don't we hide in our clubhouse where no villain unfamiliar with us will find us?
 * Applejack:...That is a good point. Okay, you'll stay in the clubhouse until this mission is over. (Knocking on the door is heard)...It's them! Girls, hide! (They hide in the closet as Applejack positions herself to buck Mike away, disguising her voice to sound like Granny) COME IN! (Mike opens the door, and sees Applejack's waiting, and she bucks Mike off into the distance)
 * Don Mike: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! (He uncontrollably fires the Tommy Gun in the sky as he soars off into the distance)
 * Applejack: Thank you for flyin' Air Applejack! (A crash is heard in the distance)
 * Applebloom: (The Crusaders come out of the closet) Is he gone?
 * Applejack: Yep. I bucked him off into the distance.
 * Applebloom: (Laughs) I love it when you buck people off. I hope my legs become as strong as yours when I grow up.
 * Applejack: Oh, I hope so. Now let me escort you girls to your clubhouse.
 * Sweetie Belle: We don't need any escorts.
 * Applejack: You will when there's baddies loose! Now come with me!
 * Applejack: Now I want you girls to stay here until we stop Sopony. Don't go out for any reason. Understand?
 * CMCs: Yes, Applejack! (Angel halos appear on their heads)
 * Applejack:...Okay, I'm off. (Leaves)
 * Scootaloo:...Okay, girls. Operation: Payback Against Discord is at go!
 * Applebloom: I couldn't said it better myself! But, uh...why do it now when Applejack said for us to stay here? Isn't it too dangerous to do it now? Besides, Discord ain't here.
 * Scootaloo: Oh, I'm sure we'll figure something out. (Chuckles)...
 * Rarity was still making a dress, as Marina was stealthfully getting in.
 * Marina chuckled evily.
 * Marina: "(Quietly) I just need to nab the bitch, and then, once So-whiny frees Som-dork, I'll sold them out to the villain leage! Perfect High rank, here comes-"
 * A yowl was heard.
 * Marina looks to see Opalesence.
 * Marina: "... A cat? What can a cat possability hope to-"