Cyberjurassic Park

Cyberjurassic Park is the 5th episode in the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. In it, the cyborg couple Jasmine and Alister, have created a theme park full of robot dinosaurs ('Cybersaurs') with help of Alister's millionaire former paleontologist friend, Goanna Jones. However, Darkness Qui sends her former bioterrorist servant, Narcotic, to sabotage the park controls, change the Cybersaurs' protocols, and cause the Cybersaurs to go on a rampage. Now, the Shell Lodgers and their 6 Pony friends must save Alister, Jasmine, and the suddenly mad for power Jones before they go extinct. This is obviously a parody of Jurassic Park.

Fan-made Transcript
Introduction (Jurassic Park Theme)

Chapter 1: The Beaksworth Couple Returns
an undisclosed location. the temple. 1 hour later... Dragon Realms Florida
 * A group of workers are seen transporting something.
 * Worker 1: "Careful! That's very precvious cargo. It was just made in the factory!"
 * Worker 2: "Yeah yeah, no sweat!"
 * the workers gently placed the box at the front of a gate. suddenly, a worker tripped, head slammed head first into a romote control, and a mysterious macanical creature grabbed him, and Raptor like sounds are heard!
 * Worker 2: "HELP! I PRESSED THE ATTACK BUTTON!"
 * Worker 1: "SHUT HER DOWN! SHUT HER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN?!"
 * Worker 3: (Presses button, and the Raptor sounds start a low-pitch fuse down like a machine)
 * Worker 2: (Made it out alive, but is now crippled, dubbed as Joe) AAAHHH, MY LEGS! NOW I'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE IN A WHEELCHAIR!!!
 * Worker 1: "Mr. Gonna's not gonna like this."
 * Worker 2: JUST GET ME A DAMN WHEELCHAIR!!!
 * Worker 3: WHOA! Easy there, Jim. Did that thing in there nibble a part of your brain, too?
 * Worker Jim: Of course not, you dumb bimbo! Now get me a wheel chair before my arms get crippled as well.
 * Worker 3: Alright! SOMEONE GET JIM A WHEELCHAIR!
 * Worker 4: Uh...Boss? What is in that cargo?
 * Worker 1: That's classified until further notice, Evan. Goanna specifically said that these things must NOT be given away until they have been fully fit for the park.
 * Worker Evan: Yes, sir.
 * Icky: "Ahh, nothing screams a great after easter relaxsation, then watching Jurassic Park, one of Universeal's more ingenius films."
 * Iago: Except they made a few mistakes on the dinosaurs.
 * Gilda: Yeah, like the raptors. They weren't really that huge in reality. And that dinosaur with the frills? The Internet says that species has no frills, or spits venom.
 * Icky: Well, there's a perfectly good explanation for those things. Those dinos were cloned using other animals, right? So, that frilled dino might've been genetically engineered with both a frill-necked lizard and a spitting cobra. But it would've been freaky if they DID have that stuff in reality, huh?
 * Fidget: Yeah, nobody could touch them.
 * Icky: As for the raptors, I don't know to hell why they were the size of gorillas. Maybe it was just some kind of gigantism mutation that kept repeating on each clone. But at least the T-Rex made BIG box office for the movie, am I right, or am I right?
 * Iago: Yeah, yeah, yeah, play the movie already, Icky face. (Icky presses play, and the movie begins)
 * after the film.
 * Icky: "Wonderful as always. It's sad that this movie is wonderful, but the later sequils are screw-ups."
 * Iago: "You wanna know something? They're making a Jurrassic park 4!"
 * Icky: "No! Seriously?"
 * Iago: Yeah, said it will be aired in 2014.
 * Gilda: Yeah, that's next year.
 * Fidget: Well, YouTube Fan-made trailers have predicted it to be like some kind of extinction event for the dinosaurs AND the humans. Dinosaurs and Mankind vs. Mother Nature, what an idea for a film.
 * Icky: (Laughs) Yeah, what's next? Will the dinosaurs be forced to team up with mankind in order to save their dino-butts? (Laughs hysterically) I-I can't-I can't stop-(Laughs) My goodness, that's the most cheesy pun since they made How Jurassic Park Should Have Ended on YouTube.
 * Gilda: Oh, I seen that clip before. It was hilarious!
 * Fidget: I saw that, too. I like the part where the dinosaurs pooped on that guy. "Eww! They should call it 'Jurassic PLOP'!" (Laughs)
 * Gilda: My favorite part was how the raptors began speaking and holding weapons like the monsters they are. (Laughs) I mean, seriously! They started speaking, and they began twittering that THEY FOUND THE WEAPONS CLOSET, LOLZ! They thought of it as some kind of future language or something! (Everyone laughs)
 * Icky: Okay, Gilda, honey, I've already laughed so hard, I don't wanna pee myself.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, we still know nothing of any of those being right! we have no confirmtion of what the film will really be about."
 * Icky: Well, I believe it'll be about the extinction event. I'm just saying it could be possible. You can't really argue with the future, can you?
 * Lord Shen:...No...not really. Especially since I doubted it once. But anyway, you guys should know we got an invitation in the mail.
 * Gilda: Really? Who's it from?
 * Lord Shen: It's from...Alister and Jasmine.
 * Fidget: Oh, you mean those two lovebirds we rescued during one of our battles with Hank?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, it also says their last name, Beaksworth. That would've made you remember, wouldn't it?
 * Icky: (Scoffs) Yeah, you don't have to be a dick about it.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, c'mon, I always like to mess with you, Ickerious!
 * Iago: You're bluffing. You have no sense of humor.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? That's not true. Remember when that panda made me laugh the first time we met?
 * Fidget: Yeah, that was pretty embarassing for you, wasn't it?
 * Lord Shen: Well, anyways, Alister and Jasmine say they've opened a theme park in the Dragon Realms version of Florida, and want us to see it. They're even inviting the Mane 6 there, too.
 * Gilda: "A theme park? What kind?"
 * Lord Shen: "Doesn't say. I'm correct to assume it's some sort of surprise."
 * Icky: Well, what're we waiting for? We should probably go check it out.
 * Iago: Yeah. And I hope for once we get some time off from Villain trouble. Not like what happened in Hawaii.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, I wasn't there. Let's go.
 * Mr. Dodo: (Drives van to CyberCon Industries, where Alister and Jasmine are waiting) Here we are. This is the CyberCon company building Alister and Jasmine told us to go.
 * Dodger: Not bad for a company that creates prosthetics.
 * Rita: I agree. But I really don't wanna wind up like Senator Tricorn, having some kind of prosthetic robotic leg on me.
 * Tito: You'd look rediculous, anyway. (Rita looks at him sterningly) I said you would IF you got a prosthetic, I'm not trying to insult you, or anything. (Chuckles nervously)
 * Batty: Aw, c'mon. I'm sure robot prosthetics don't look bad. (BZZZZAAT!!!)
 * Skipper: Don't get your hopes up, Batty. Dr. Blowhole seemed pretty bad-looking with that cyborg eye of his. Besides, you should see what he does to any henchmen that asks how he got that cyborg eye. One of his lobsters were killed by doing this, and sold as seafood. (Laughs) Classic!
 * SpongeBob: Well, let's at least get this over with.
 * Patrick: YAY! We're going to a theme park! Don't know what theme it's themed, but I'm sure it'll be awesome! (Lodgers exit the van to see Alister and Jasmine at the door of the building)
 * Alister: Hey, the Shell Lodgers finally came.
 * Jasmine: Hi, guys!
 * Lord Shen: We came as soon as we heard you opened a theme park.
 * Jasmine: Yeah, can you believe it?
 * Alister: Our rich employee, Goanna Jones, came up with the idea for the park when he made the blueprints for one of the robots that will be used there. And guess how much it cost to build the robot? Just $1,000.
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers! That's a pretty cheap price for a robot.
 * Private: Exactly what is the name for the park?
 * Alister: You'll see once we get there. Now where are the others? (Suddenly a magic glow appears, and the Mane 6 appears) Oh, there they are.
 * Jasmine: Wow, Twilight! You've gotten taller.
 * Alister: Not to mention those beautiful wings of yours.
 * Twilight: Yeah, I became a princess recently, it's a long story.
 * Pinkie: We overheard a theme park came to the Dragon Realms, and decided to check it out. I always LOVE theme parks. With their amazing rides, their dizzifying roller coasters, their delicious meals, and their extremely funny-looking mirrors.
 * Alister: Well, there's no roller coasters there, but when you get there, you'll see that the place makes the past look like the future. There's rides, there's some food and beverages, and there's even a monorail.
 * Jasmine: You're gonna love it, guys. Our billionaire employer paid for the park for just $100,000
 * Applejack: Whoo-ee! That's a pretty cheap price. Usually parks cost a million dollars.
 * Alister: You'd be surprised how the economy of the UUniverses has evolved. Just come with us, and we'll show you everything. (The Lodgers and Ponies follow them)

Chapter 2: Goanna Jones
in the sky. Juraso Island Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Fine-Looking Mansion
 * A helcoppter heads torwords a lone island, along with the Lodger van because there were too many people for the helicopter.
 * SpongeBob: (On radio to Alister) Hey, Alister? Why didn't you tell us the park was on an island? You said it was in the Dragon Realms version of Florida on your letter.
 * Alister: (On radio) Yeah, about that. That was just a mistake. I meant to write that you should HEAD to the Dragon Realms version of Florida where the CyberCon building was. Sorry.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Flying outside the van and copter) I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!
 * Twilight: WHAT?
 * Rainbow Dash: I SAID 'I SURE HOPE THIS THEME PARK IS WORTH THE ENTERTAINMENT!'
 * Twilight: SORRY, I CAN'T SEEM TO HEAR YOU OVER THE CHOPPING OF THE HELICOPTER AND THE GUSTING OF THE WIND.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs, and then some seagulls bump into her) WHOA, HEY! (Spits out feathers) PLECH!
 * Seagull: WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU CRAZY KIDS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: WHY DON'T YOU DO THE SAME THING, YOU WINGED RAT?!?
 * Twilight: RAINBOW DASH, CAN'T YOU LEARN TO BEHAVE YOURSELF ONCE IN A WHILE?
 * Rainbow Dash: WHAT?
 * Twilight: (Sighs)
 * Alex: (Looking out the window) I'm surprised Twilight's improved in her flying skills.
 * Marty: What do you mean?
 * Alex: Well, she became an Alicorn not too long ago, and yet she learned how to fly efficiently and quickly? Sounds pretty impressive.
 * Rarity: Well, Rainbow Dash was the one who taught her how to fly efficiently, just so you know. But that doesn't really matter because not all pegasi need to actually learn how to fly. Some can just do it all by theirselves even if they're babies.
 * Icky: Really? But...wha...are you sure? A baby foal can learn how to fly all by itself?
 * Pinkie: Yeah, of course. Pound Cake did that even after he was a month old.
 * Mr. Dodo: Yeah, and just look at Pegasus. Even when he was a few seconds old, he was able to fly by himself. But I guess if you were created by a God like Zeus, you'd probably be able to do something that was physically impossible.
 * Icky: Yeah, I guess you're right. This is a cartoon after all. (The chopper and the van continue to fly toward the island)
 * Lord Shen: "Something about this island feels, prehistoric."
 * Mr. Dodo: No wonder. Juraso Island here is a volcanic island. But luckily the volcano is extinct, and doesn't erupt for more than 100,000 years. We can head to the volcano later if that's okay.
 * Lord Shen: No, I mean...just looking at this island makes me feel like...something prehistoric is down there.
 * Mushu: Besides, how do you know so much about the areas we arrive at, Dodo?
 * Mr. Dodo: I used the UUHD device.
 * Mushu: Oh, yeah, I completely forgot about that.
 * Applejack: The what?
 * Skipper: It's a device we've installed in the van's driving seat called the United Universal History Decoder device, or UUHD for short.
 * Applejack: What's that?
 * Kowalski: It's a device that uses a satellite to record all the information and history of a certain place in the UUniverses that we arrive in, and shows the information on a little screen in the driver's seat. We made it when we last upgraded the van because the Shell Lodge Squad Guidelines say that we must learn the history and information of each place we visit in case it could be useful during our missions.
 * Applejack: Clever.
 * Pinkie:...I did not get that at all.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I still have a strange feeling about this place.
 * Squidward: "Oh would you relax! It's not like there's dinosaurs or prehistoric monsters or anything of the like."
 * SpongeBob: (Everybody lands) Well, here we are.
 * Alister: Just follow me, and we'll take you to our employer's mansion.
 * Pinkie: I hope we get to the park soon, it's making me very nervous. (Dubbed as Kowalski) And you can tell I'm excited because my VOICE IS GETTING HIGHER AND HIGHER TO THE POINT OF...(Squeak, and the Shell Lodge Van and Helicopter's glass windows shatter)...Sorry.
 * Twilight: Pinkie, please calm down, okay? We'll be there soon.
 * Mad Hatter: Say, Whitey? You got the time?
 * White Rabbit: Oh, sure, it's...(Checks watch)...12:00 PM.
 * Mad Hatter: Right, 12:00, and...I have to pee what?
 * Pinkie: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)
 * March Hare: I think his watch is broken again, and it's trying to pee out a bad cog.
 * Pinkie: (Bursts out laughing)
 * Twilight: (To Spyro) Are those guys really this clueless?
 * Spyro: Yeah, they're not really that bright. They drink too much tea once in a while.
 * Sparx: But that's nothing compared to what they did in the bathroom.
 * Mad Hatter: (Camera on the outside of the bathroom) Ooh, look at that, Hare. Somebody threw some brownies in the toilet.
 * March Hare: Well, isn't THIS a perfect unbirthday present. (Suddenly, the two spit and sputter)
 * Mad Hatter: TASTES LIKE ROTTEN QUESADAILLAS!
 * Twilight: That's disgusting!
 * Sparx: Oh, not as disgusting as the time they used their butts as jetpacks.
 * Mad Hatter: (Camera on Temple, as two farting sounds are heard, and the Mad Hatter and the March Hare fly through the roof) I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
 * March Hare: I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
 * Po: (Sniffs air) OH, GROSS! That wasn't ME, was it?
 * Shenzi: DAMN, what's that smell?
 * Shenzi and Banzai: Ed?
 * Ed: Uhh...('I don't know', Chuckles)
 * Twilight: Okay, that was MORE disgusting.
 * Sparx: Oh, that's nothing. You should see what they--
 * Spyro: Sparx! Enough!
 * Icky: "NO MORE ALREADY, SHEESH?!"
 * Alister: Guys, please. If everybody's done being very inappropriate, we'd like to get to the mansion, and get this over with.
 * Jasmine: Yeah, and let's not say anything that'll make everyone think of us as weird and embarassing. Especially you two.
 * March Hare: What? What do you mean, there are three of us. (Takes out Dorm Mouse's teapot)
 * Dorm Mouse:...Twinkle twinkle little--(Lid closes on top of him)
 * Icky: "Wow, classy joint!"
 * Rarity: "This jones character has a wonderious establishment."
 * Alister: Yeah, he's a great inventor, too. He actually made Senator Tricorn's first prosthetic parts. He's also willing to help us make her some new ones so she won't be so...stupid.
 * B.O.B: Well, THAT'S a relief. Then she won't hate us anymore. Not after what she tried to do to me.
 * Twilight: But let's at least be glad she'll be better once she gets those new prosthetics.
 * ???: Oh, hello there. (Everyone sees a lace monitor, this was Goanna Jones) I see our invited guests have finally made it.
 * Fluttershy: YIKES! A KOMODO DRAGON! (Hides behind Twilight) That's even worse than a dragon.
 * Goanna Jones: A Komodo Dragon? (Scoffs) Don't worry, mate, I'm not a Komodo Dragon. I'm actually a close relative to Komodo Dragons. I'm a lace monitor.
 * Twilight: Yeah, Fluttershy. Komodo Dragons don't have those black spots.
 * Fluttershy: Do they have...(Gulps)...poisonous saliva?
 * Twilight: No, they don't.
 * Fluttershy: (Sighs in relief, and comes out of hiding)
 * Goanna Jones: Well, now that that's over, allow me to introduce myself. I am Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocybernetics extraordinaire. I come from a long line of paleontologists, and I used to be one myself. But after a while, I decided I'd be more into robotics and biology.
 * Applejack: 'Paleontologist'? What in tarnation is that?
 * Twilight: It's a person who studies prehistoric life, Applejack. They dig up dinosaur bones, and use all kinds of technology to look into their past to see how they lived before they died.
 * Lord Shen: Hmm, I knew something felt prehistoric around here.
 * Goanna Jones: Well, you see, mate, this place actually has a LOT of history about dinosaurs. Juraso Island's soil is rich with fossils, which made it an oppertune place for paleontoligists to look for bones.
 * Kowalski: He's actually right. The soil on the island is sedimentary, which proves that there are indeed fossils underground.
 * Twilight: Dr. Jones, we came because we heard you created a theme park on this island. And I trust this has something to do with dinosaurs?
 * Goanna Jones: Well, technically, yes. But you have my word, there aren't any real dinosaurs involved with this park. It's something even better.
 * Fluttershy: Dinosaurs?...(Shivers in fear)...I think I'm gonna faint.
 * Goanna Jones: It's okay, mate. There's nothing to be scared of. Just follow me outside. I've got something I want to show you.
 * Patrick: Oh, boy, I LOVE surprises.
 * Pinkie: ME, TOO!

Chapter 3: Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park
Outside the Borders of the Park
 * Rainbow Dash: (The Van and a jeep drives through the forest on it's way to the park) How much farther is this place?
 * Goanna Jones: Not that much father, mate. But we're already near the borders where one of our robots are being transported. I want to show you one of them before we arrive.
 * Sandy: What're you waitin' on, let's see what great secrets you're holding for this park. (The vehicles stop)
 * Goanna Jones: The robot's behind that door over there.
 * Sam: Okay, let me ask you this, how big is it? Is it like 'Godzilla' big, or is it 'T-Rex' big?
 * Goanna Jones: Just keep your shirt on, mate, and you'll see.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Doors open) 'Dinosaurs', 'Robots', 'Theme Park'. Exactly what kind of combination can these things possibly crea--(Sees something) HOLY EQUESTRIA!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Gasps) OH DEARY ME!!!!
 * Kowalski: (Makes weird sounds like he does when he hears about InvExpo)
 * Skipper: OMFG!!!
 * Twilight: Amazing! (They see a giant robotic Brachiosaurus) Is that...is that...a Brachiosaurus?
 * Goanna Jones: Yes, it certainly is. It's a robot Brachiosaurus. It's from a long line of robotic dinosaurs I've named Cybersaurs. This one is the 4th model, a Brachios.
 * Pinkie: WOW-EE!!! And I thought dragons were the biggest creatures in Equestria. (The Brachios looks at them, and gives them a low-pitched roar)
 * Goanna Jones: My friends, Welcome to Cyberjurassic Park!
 * Icky:...Wow, this is MUCH better than Jurassic Park.
 * Twilight: Incredible. I wish Celestia was here to see this.
 * Fluttershy:...Uh...is it harmless?
 * Goanna Jones: Of course. It's a robotic Brachiosaurus. It's species were harmless herbivores that fed on only the grazing in trees. Besides, it's what they were programmed to do. To be harmless unless you're a threat.
 * Fluttershy:...I...can I...can I say 'hello'?
 * Goanna Jones: Of course. You can even touch him if you want.
 * Fluttershy:...Uh...(Gulps) Okay.
 * Goanna Jones: Go on, mate. He ain't gonna hurt you.
 * Fluttershy: Uh...(Flies up to the Brachios, and hesitates to touch it)...I can't do it!
 * Goanna Jones: I'll help you. (Puts her hoof onto the metal of the Brachios)...See?
 * Fluttershy:...It's...it's made of metal, and it's...harmless?
 * Goanna Jones: That's what it's programmed for, yes.
 * Fluttershy:...(Smiles)...(The Brachios looks down at her, and Fluttershy begins to get scared)
 * Icky: "Oh relax, it's not like it's gonna to something bad or anything-"
 * the Brachios involintary sneeses on Fluttershy, covering her in a strange gooey subtence.
 * Icky: "Expect that."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh my! If i had a bit for everytime my first encounter was met with a sneese."
 * Alister: "Sorry about that, since this is still very recent for them to be funtioning, they tend to make alot of sneeseing, exspiecally the Brachios units."
 * Jasmine: We also had to make the Brachios' tails and neck out of metallic plastic so they wouldn't cause any accidents.
 * Fluttershy: Yeah. But I must admit, this thing is absolutely precious.
 * Alister: Yes, all the Cybersaurs in the park have been programmed to be friendly to guests. But if they are threatened, they immediately attack. That protocol is useful in case someone tries to destroy them. But we've had to make sure the protocol was activated by a huge amount of damage, and not from being hit by a rock. If they get hit by a rock, the Cybersaur will just scare you away so you won't tease it again.
 * Marty: Wow. What a breakthrough.
 * Icky: And you created the blueprints for every Cybersaur type by yourself?
 * Goanna Jones: That's right.
 * Lord Shen: "Impressive."
 * Goanna: "But, i feel as if ferther explanation is in order."

Chapter 4: The Cybersaurs' Origin and Creation
A Museum Meanwhile Dinocomp room. Monorail
 * Goanna: "Allow me to take you, behind the scenes."
 * Twilight: I hope it's quick. Pinkie is getting pretty excited.
 * Pinkie: (Giggles hysterically)
 * Goanna Jones: Keep your hooves on, mates, you'll get to play in the park in due time. But first, you need to know how I came up with the idea for the Cybersaurs, how they function, what they're powered by, and what they're programmed for.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, that's one thing we definitely need to know as heroes.
 * Lord Shen: I agree. The first step on having fun is to look at the situation. Villains are crawling all over the UUniverses, and if there's anything I've learned after being evil, it's that whatever brings fun and happiness can also bring evil and destruction.
 * Skipper: And don't any of you forget it!
 * Rico: YEAH! (The group enters an auditorium with enough seats for the entire group)
 * Goanna Jones: Everybody sit, and take a moment to see our little film. Soon, it will all become clear.
 * Pinkie: Oh, boy, a movie! Does it come with popcorn? (Everyone takes a seat, the lights go dark, and the film plays)
 * In the film, Goanna Jones in a suit appears.
 * Goanna Jones: Oh, hello, I am Dr. Goby 'Goanna' Jones, biocyberneticist of CyberCon Industries, and I am here to show you about the grand envailing of the newest park in the Dragon Realms. Cyberjurassic Park. Now, I know what you're thinking, and no, it's NOTHING like Jurassic Park...Okay, maybe a little, but I'm not cloning real dinosaurs. I'm MANUFACTURING them. Allow me to introduce to you, the CYBERSAUR! (Removes a curtain to show a robotic Tyrannosaurus Rex)
 * Rico: Woooow!
 * Icky: Radical!
 * Tigress: Guys, be quiet.
 * Goanna Jones: This device is the first of a long line of robotic dinosaurs that will be represented in the park. It's name is CS1, or what I've nicknamed, RoboRex. But this bucket of bolts is not like the actual dinosaur. It doesn't eat and kill other helpless victims like a T-Rex. It's programmed to be harmless to those who are not a threat. Now, here to explain all about my inventions is Mr. Dino-Mite! (An animated pterosaur appears on the scene)
 * Mr. Dino-Mite: (Sounding like Short Round from the Indiana Jones movies) Good morning, Dr. Jones.
 * Goanna Jones: Good morning, Mite. (To audience) Kind of cute, ain't he?
 * Pinkie: (Laughs)
 * Goanna Jones: Dino, everybody here wants to know all about the Cybersaurs. Would you mind giving me a hand? Or...a wing, in your case.
 * Dino: My pleasure, Dr. Jones. (Clears throat) The Cybersaurs are the latest in animatronic technology. They technically used to be old worn out dinosaur animatronics from Universal Studios, many of which included the T-Rex used in the actual film.
 * Skipper: GET OUT! Seriously?
 * Dino: As serious as a T-Rex attack! The studio didn't want them anyway because of the popular technology of computer animation for film working. So, Dr. Jones decided to buy them, and well, here we are! The RoboRex! And like Dr. Jones said, they're harmless. And I'll tell you why. (Slides the frame to a supercomputer like a cartoon) Voila! This is the DinoComp. It's a highly advanced supercomputer that controls a few of the Cybersaurs' protocols. They are useful whenever a Cybersaur is needed for assistance or needs assistance itself. Some other protocols are automatic. For example, when a Cybdersaur needs to be refueled, it automatically enters it's fueling station to get refueled. They also need power like a car. They need a jumpstart to keep electricity flowing through their bodies like endoplasmic reticulum. Not that I know what THAT is.
 * Kowalski: (Laughs)...Now, tha-THAT'S funny!
 * Dino: Anyway, in the fueling station, they also get a hookup so that they can be recharged. Without this automatic protocol, they would eventually run out of fuel, and power down. But there are also some occasions where the Cybersaurs might be attacked by villains, robot droids, solar-powered electric rays, and a few other bad things that I just now made up. But that's okay, because a Cybersaur is ALWAYS prepared. It has a protocol that automatically allows it to defend itself from a threat by attacking it head on. But if a Cybersaur should be bullied by some idiot toddler who throws a rock at it, the Cybersaur will just scare you off and not attack you. But there is also another fascinating feature. Cybersaurs will also be used to not just defend themselves, but defend THE ENTIRE PARK! Invasions will not be a problem for us because the Cybersaurs will do whatever it takes to defend their home. However, this feature is not automatic, and must be activated by a DinoComp.  
 * Skipper: Remind me to have one of those when we get back to the zoo.
 * Private: But what if Alice notices it?
 * Skipper: SSSSSHHHHH!
 * Icky was eating popcorn.
 * Dino: But that's not all. The Cybersaurs can also do a few tricks. While flying Cybersaurs like the CS7, or the Pteronodrone, can perforn great flying maneuvers, others have interesting features that can sometimes be used as weapons during their two defense protocols. But the most interesting feature that all of the Cybersaur models can do is what we've called 'The Tumbleweed Move'. You other-worldly dinosaurs don't try this at home. When activated, if the Cybersaur has arms, curls up by reaching for it's legs, tail bends, the body bends forward, and begins sumersaulting in fast speeds like a tumbleweed. However, if it lacks arms, the legs merely bend, the body bends, and it sumersaults in high speeds. This is sometimes used to help it reach refueling stations quicker. Two Cybersaur types, CS12 and CS15, or Spinotron and Dimetron, are the only Cybersaurs capable of using the Tumbleweed Move as an attack. It does this by jumping, curling and bending up, performing a madsaw with their sails. Bigger Cybersaurs have to get out of range of forests to open fields to safely use the Tumbleweed Move without concern about deforestisation. But smaller Cybersaurs are free to use the Tumbleweed Move in forests. The Tumbleweed Move is the most complex and difficult ability for the Cybersaurs to use because it uses a LOT of energy, and sometimes it can be risky. Especially for the Spinotron and the Dimetron with their sails, which can break when hitting the ground. That is why these two Cybersaurs are programmed to land on their limbs like cats when they need to reach the ground. Despite the risks, the Tumbleweed Move is one of the best advancements of animatronic technology ever known. 
 * Marty: I am impressed.
 * Dino: But the rarest protocol of all is also the most important. Whenever a Cybersaur takes too much damage, it will automatically shut down, and wait until it is repaired. After that, it will go back to it's original programming.
 * Icky: "This is interesting stuff."
 * Dino: But, wait, there's more!
 * Pinkie: Yes, MORE!
 * Dino: The Cybersaur are not only good for being like the real thing and protecting the park from invading other-worlders that want to use them for evil. They are also good for other things such as classical entertainment. Each of these Cybersaur types are capable of doing various forms of it. Like CS4, or Brachios. Brachios can be friendly enough to give you a ride if you're brave enough to get close to it. Also, there's CS6, ot Rapticon. This Velociraptor model loves to entertain in groups, and are as friendly as the average dog, literally. There's also CS8, or Struthios. Struthios is the fastest Cybersaur in the park, running as fast as an ostrich, it can be used for riding on, or it can be used in horse-themed races. And finally, there's CS10, or Parasaurolotron. Being modeled after the incredibly complex Parasaurolophus, the head's nasal cavity loops around it's large head crest, allowing Parasaurolotron to bellow a low-frequency call that helps sooth anger and even put babies to sleep. 
 * Iago: Definitely impressive.
 * Dino: So come on down and meet all 15 Cybersaurs here in Cyberjurassic Park. Where Jurassic Park is taken it's toll to the future. (Film ends)
 * (Suddenly, the theater seats become a monorail-like cart in a series of arranging in groups of 30 passengers)
 * Lord Shen: "THE BLOODY BEIJING PROVINCE!"
 * Alister: Yeah, this is the park's monorail. Nothing to be alarmed about. Just imagine you're on the monorail of Walt Disney World in Orlando.
 * Lord Shen: I have NO idea where or what that is.
 * Brandy: I do. I've been there when I was still living in Florida.
 * Spyro: Seriously? There's a Walt Disney World Park in your world?
 * Brandy: Duh. I'm from the Disney Universe, and EVERY world there has a Walt Disney World Park there. Heck, they even have a Disneyland there, which is on the other side of the United States after all.
 * Shenzi: And you've been to Disneyland?
 * Brandy: Of course I have. You should know that, too, because it's a great tradition for Disney characters to visit the Disney Parks of their worlds once in a while.
 * Banzai: Well, of COURSE we know that. Every Disney character in the Lodge knows that.
 * Goanna Jones: Okay, everybody, settle down. It's time you saw the Cybersaurs and what they do here in Cyberjurassic Park. (Pulls lever, and the monorail goes into motion)
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) I LOVE riding in roller coasters.
 * Rainbow Dash: This is a monorail, Pinkie. It's a totally different thing.
 * Pinkie: Yeah, but it's still fun. (Monorail carts continue moving)
 * Icky: "So, where does this contraption go anyway?"
 * Jasmine: It takes you all around the park where you all get to meet all 15 Cybersaurs. But not in order, I should say.
 * Goanna Jones: That's right. We had to make sure the Cybersaurs were scattered far enough for them to refrain from interacting. The Cybersaurs are friendly to each other, but sometimes, staying with each other for too long will cause them to fight.
 * Alister: We're still figuring out a way to fix this, but until then, they have to be far away from each other.
 * Goanna Jones: Alright, chaps. Here's our first Cybersaur. (The monorail stops at a pen where holographic screens appear on each row of the monorail explaining the Cybersaur seen)
 * Po: Whoa!
 * Mantis: What is this?
 * Goanna Jones: This is the pen of CS5, or Dilophos.
 * Gilda: Oh, great. You mean the dinosaur with the false neck frills and the spitting venom from the movie?
 * Goanna Jones: Well, yes. Read the holoscreens. (Everyone does that)
 * Holoscreen: CS5: Dilophos. The fifth Cybersaur model seen in this pen is modeled after the Dilophosaurus species. Just like the Jurassic Park version, it has retractable neck-frills, and instead of a paralyzing venom, it sprays a highly currosive acid which it only uses for defense of invaders. It is mischevious, odd, and frisky, and only shows it's frills for show, or for scaring off anyone who bullies it. But in reality, Dilophosaurus never had any neck frills or spitting venom. It only had 2 crests on it's head, and the neck frills and spitting venom was only acknowledged as creative license by Michael Crichton, the author of the Original Jurassic Park book. 
 * Skipper: Oh great, a radio that speaks Nerdese. How wonderful.
 * Private: A Cybersaur with neck-frills? I don't like the sound of that.
 * Kowalski: Oh, please, Private, you heard the screen, Dilophosaurs never had neck frills or even spit venom. They only--(Dilophos Cybersaur suddenly appears and scares Kowalski with neck frills) AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!! I WANT MY MOMMY!
 * Goanna Jones: Oh, Friskers! Quit scaring the visitors. (Dilophos puts neck frills down, and climbs back down onto the ground)
 * Po: That...was...AWESOME!!!
 * Ed: (Laughs)
 * Banzai: I wish I could do that.
 * Shenzi: Trust me, Banzai, you don't want that. It makes you look ugly.
 * Icky: "It's a good think i know these are bots, me and sharpteeth, we don't normally assuiate well."
 * Goanna: "Yes, i am aware of the "Land before time" movie series. My nefpew is a big fan of the first movie.... but, he's a bit, critical to the later sequals."
 * Icky: "He is, huh? I don't blame him. The sequals took a very differnet direction then the original did, and i actselly stared in at least one of them"
 * Goanna: Yes, I share your feelings, mate. Besides...what DID happen after you left that Dil gator?
 * Icky: Don't ask.
 * Goanna:...Now, onto the next Cybersaur. (The monorail continued moving)
 * Pinkie: "OH! AHH! WE'RE MOVING IN A REALITIVLY GENTLE PACE!"
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs)
 * Patrick: Hey, I can see the Brachios from up here.
 * Goanna Jones: Alright, here's the next pen. (The pen is full of robotic velociraptors)
 * Icky: Velociraptors? Oh, hell, those are WAY worse than Sharptooth. But at least they're not a PACK of Sharptooths, that would've been MUCH worse.
 * Holoscreen: CS6: Rapticon. These are the 6th Cybersaur model, made after the design of Dromaeosaurs such as the vicious Velociraptor. In the movie, the fleet-footed Velociraptors raced out of nowhere to become one of the world's most famous dinosaurs. But in reality, Velociraptors stood only 1.6 ft tall, and 2 meters long. There is no known reason why the Raptors were huge in the movie. Being the same size as the false-sized ones on Jurassic Park, Rapticons love to entertain in groups of 5-10. They are agile, fast, intelligent, and have the personality of dogs. They have razor-sharp claws on their hands and the exact sickle-shaped ones on their feet. When threatened, they attack in a pack, using their claws to shred the enemy to pieces. But when they are bullied, all they do is scare you by hissing at you.
 * Francis: The Rapticons have the personality of dogs? What the heck does that mean? (Suddenly the Rapticons appear in a group, and pant like dogs)
 * Fluttershy: EEEK!!!
 * Rapticons: EEEK!!!
 * Goanna Jones: Oh, did I forget to mention they are curious?
 * Icky: (Rapticon stares at him) Uh...now I'm freaking out.
 * Pinkie: Aww! You're a cute little Rapticon, yes you are! Yes you are!
 * Rainbow Dash: That's a CREEPY Rapticon if you ask me. (Suddenly a Rapticon licks Rainbow Dash) AAHHH! Hey! (The Rapticon barks like a dog)
 * Melman: Okay, why do the Rapticons act like puppies?
 * Alister: Well, that was actually Jasmine's idea.
 * Jasmine: Yeah. I LOVE puppies. (Pets a Rapticon)
 * Fluttershy: (Gains the courage to pet a Rapticon, and it barks and licks Fluttershy and she laughs) They're so cute.
 * Icky: "If only the predators in my world were like this."
 * Spyro: I'm thinking the same thing for the ones in Aladar's world.
 * Sparx: (Rapticon licks him) AAAHH! Easy there, pooch!
 * Applejack: This actually reminds me of my dog, Wanona, back home. (Pets a Rapticon)
 * Goanna Jones: Okay, I think it's about time we continued the tour. The next one is the 5th favorite of the park. You'll find it kind of...anachromatic. (They continue riding the monorail, and reach a pen full of robotic Dimetrodons with their sails swirling with color)
 * Pinkie: OOOOH! Pretty colors.
 * Rainbow Dash feels ashame of her colors in compairison that machines based on extint creatures have shinier colors.
 * Boss Wolf: "Wait a minute, I don't remember those, sail, lizard things in Jurassic Park."
 * Goanna Jones: Well, that's because they don't appear in the movie, mate. The dinosaur they're based on isn't really a dinosaur. It's actually based on a synapsid, or mammal-like reptile, from the Permian Period, the period before the Triassic Period. It's based on the extinct Dimetrodon. (Holoscreens come on)
 * Holoscreen: CS15: Dimetron. This is the 15th and final Cybersaur model designed after the Permian synapsid known as Dimetrodon. They are grouchy, funny, and talented. It's giant sail is translucent and made out of a spectral material. This material, along with a few tiny electromagnetic dots, allows Dimetron's sail to produce a luminescence swirl of colors. This feature makes Dimetron the fifth most popular Cybersaur in the park. This model is one of the two Cybersaurs capable of using the Tumbleweed Move as a weapon for defense from invasion and itself, using it's chromatic sail as a madsaw. But in case the Dimetron doesn't land on it's back during the Tumbleweed Move, which will crush and destroy the sail, the Dimetron is programmed to always land on it's front like a cat. WARNING: Dimetrodons' sails are unable to create swirls of color.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs, and mumbles angrily)
 * Dodger: Ooooh, someone's jealous of coloration, I see.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, shut up.
 * Jasmine: Yeah, the idea for the Dimetron's colorful sails are mine. I actually got the idea after thinking about Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Surprised) Really?
 * Jasmine: Yeah, thinking of rainbows reminds me of chameleons and octopuses because they can change color, to be honest.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Well...I'm feeling a little embarassed right now.
 * Icky: "Yeah, that makes those creatures like, your fans! I mean, igmagine Scootaloo, but there's more of her, and they're giant lizards with sails."
 * Rainbow Dash: "You mean, i inspired those guys? (Suddenlys gets into a proud, boastful mood) Aw yeah! I didn't became a Wonderbolt yet because of the insanely long training courses and requirements, and already i have some followers!"
 * Dimetron: (Growls)
 * Rainbow Dash: YES, I'M AWESOME, AREN'T I?
 * Alister: Uh, Rainbow Dash, I don't think you should yell at them. They're real grouchy.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Scoffs) Like they can reach me. Besides, what can they do? (Suddenly the Dimetron's sails show Rainbow Dash being cut by a knife by illustrating it in color, and she gasps) WHY YOU LITTLE--(Twilight grabs Rainbow Dash with telekinesis)
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, don't. Cybersaurs scare away bullies, remember?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Alright. (Sits back down)
 * Icky: "Not really very devoted fans, are they?"
 * Jasmine Flamingo: "No, they just don't like it when people toot their own horns. They REALLY hate boasters."
 * Trixie: "Like most of my past critics."
 * Goanna: Alright, let's continue the tour. (The monorail continues moving, and it suddenly enters a huge domed cage where robotic Pterodactyls fly inside)
 * Icky: "Wow, flyers 2.0. much?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, those are certainly charming macanical beasts."
 * Goanna: Yeah, they're actually the only Cybersaurs capable of flying. (Holoscreen comes on again)
 * Holoscreen: CS7: Pteronodrone. These are the 7th Cybersaur model, designed after the predatory Pteronodon. These Cybersaurs are the only ones capable of flight, and are used for aerial entertainment, and defend itself and the park in air-to-air or air-to-ground combat. It's wings are in a combined design of a bat and a pterodactyl, making it fly as fast as a World War II Fighter Plane. It can be used for mid-air riding, it performs aerial tricks, and it's one of the many Cybersaurs capable of holding a lethal weapon: A supersonic screech. When they are threatened, they will attack in a flock, and often take you up into the air, and let you drop to your death. But when they're bullied, they just screech at you.
 * Iago: These are the only flying Cybersaurs?
 * Goanna: That's right, mate. They are masters of flying, and they can be useful for fighting jets, planes, or other aerial machines of death. However, they can be very rude sometimes.
 * Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKK!!! (Flies past the monorail, scaring the Lodge)
 * Trixie: YIPES!!! (Hides under the chair)
 * Goanna: FLOCKSTRAAAAAAAA!!!! STOP DOING THAT, YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK!!!
 * Flockstra: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWKKK!!!!
 * Goanna: I swear, that bucket of bolts gets on my nerves.
 * Icky: "I can see these guys are the dicks of the robo-dinos."
 * Alister: "They are still in the beta stages. We intend to work out their attatude soon enough."
 * Rarity: At least that thing didn't mess up my regal hair--
 * Pteronodrone: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWK! (Scares Rarity into jumping out of the chair, ultimately messing up her hair)
 * Rarity:...I HATE Karma!
 * Goanna: Let's go. (The monorail moves into another pen where robotic Parasaurolophus appear)
 * Icky: No way. Are those...Parasaurolophus?
 * Goanna: They sure are, mate. (Holoscreen comes back on)
 * Holoscreen: CS10: Parasaurolotron. This is the 10th Cybersaur model, modeled after the fine head-crested Parasaurolophus. They are gentle, shy, and often confident. They have large crests that allow them to mimic the low-frequency call of the original animal. This call can often times be useful because it can sooth anger, and even make crying babies go to sleep. The call can even go to high-frequency, and can be used as a sonic weapon used for defense and fighting. When it is bullied, it will bellow at you at a middle-frequency sound loud enough to scare you away.
 * Skipper: Hmm, an anger soothing sound, huh?
 * Goanna: Of course, mate. It's been known that Parasaurolophus have been capable of creating low-frequency calls of infrasound which can travel vast distances, and warn the herd of oncoming predators. It was also so low that the predators couldn't hear them.
 * Sandy: Whoa-nellie, that's simply ingenius!
 * Goanna: Oh, well, thank you.
 * Fluttershy: They can...they can sooth anger? (Suddenly, a Parasaurolotron bellows a call onto Fluttershy, who gets so relaxed)...Oh...how...that feels nice...Wow.
 * Skipper: Kind of reminds me of that Batula guy.
 * Shenzi: "Now this is a tour i can sink my teeth into!"
 * Goanna: Well, mates, I think we should get on with the tour. We've got a few other Cybersaurs to see. (The monorail moves off)
 * A turkey shaped doctor is seen walking across the hallway.
 * the Turkey: "Golly, not sure how i got out of Prison 42, but i am sure it has to be for something. Just wish Celisus was with me. We're like familiers togather."
 * (Darkness Qui): (Speaks inside Narcotic's head with magic) Listen up, Narcotic.
 * Narcotic: Qui? Is that you? Or are you my conscience?
 * (Darkness Qui): (Sarcastically) Yeah, Narcotic, I'm your conscience! I'm Jiminy Cricket, a small and wise cricket who knows everything and can breathe underwater for some odd reason. OF COURSE IT'S DARKNESS QUI!!! Now, just stay focused.
 * Narcotic: Okay, okay, sheesh. What's the plan?
 * (Darkness Qui): "Now, i was able to magicly transport you to this island. It's an island of robotic prehistoric creatures these people apply named "Dinosaurs" and the have potainsinal to cause complete chaos, but that soft-hearted lizard being and his cyberted lackies are wasting potainal war machines to be theme park toys!"
 * Narcotic: "I'm in a theme park?! Oh, can i ride in the ferris wheel?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): THERE IS NO STINKING FERRIS WHEEL IN THAT PARK! Anyway, I sense that that dragon who is so obsessed with me and her friends are in the park right now. I'm gonna need you to sabotage the park, make the dinos go wild, and get them to kill the entire Shell Lodge. After that, the Villains teams will be WOWED by my success, and will be willing to do anything I say. Like for example, I could...START A NEW VILLAINS ACT!!! (Cackles like Yzma until she coughs)
 * Narcotic:...You know, you're evil laugh seems to be getting weaker. Maybe you should consider singing a song.
 * (Darkness Qui): We don't have time for a song! We've got a job to do! YOU'VE got a job to do. Now GET OUT THE...(Wheezes)...(Drinking sound is heard, and she sighs) look, this not the right kind of episode to do that, alright? The original jurrassic park was NOT a musical? Got it?
 * Narcotic: "Well, what woud be the right episode for it?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Who do you think i am, the produser?!"
 * Narcotic: "And here's another thing, how were you able to do magic when you were tied down in that strange comtraption?"
 * (Darkness Qui): I didn't invade Sandy's hometown by myself, did I? I have other OC villains who are capable of breaking me out of that stupid contraption no matter how locked down that stupid Prison was. I'm just sick that that son of a bitch Stephen and his son of a snitch fly friend had to ruin everything!
 * Narcotic: I would feel more confortable if you just sang.
 * (Darkness Qui): NO! I'm NOT singing! So stop fooling around and GET MOVING!!!
 * Narcotic: Alright, you're the boss.
 * (Darkness Qui): "But allow me to TELL you first to prevent you from asking later."
 * Narcotic: "Ok your grace. How do i get the robo-creatures on our side?"
 * (Darkness Qui): Alright, here it is. It's very simple. (An illustration in drawing is seen as Qui explains) You sneak into the control room, shut off the security, and you download a computer worm into the DinoComps which will cause ALL the robo-dinos to go berserk. When the dinos kill the Shell Lodgers and their little friends, that's our chance to tame them into serving us. (Illustration ends) But be warned that there's a tropical storm coming into your area, so make sure you don't get the computer chip containing the worm wet. If you do, I'LL SNAP YOUR FREAKING NECK!!!
 * Narcotic: (Teasingly) You can't do that! I'm one of your best mini-ons!
 * (Darkness Qui): (Shrugs) Fine, I won't snap your neck, but if you should screw up my plan, I'll do something VERY harsh to you! Maybe I'll cut off your tail, and then sow it back on. (Narcotic shivers) BACKWARDS!!! (Narcotic panics, and Qui laughs) I LOVE to see you cry.
 * Narcotic: Okay, seriously, I HATE it when you do that. I'll just get started. But what do I do when we get the worm in?
 * (Darkness Qui): Simple, you just hide in a well-hidden dinosaur-proof hiding spot.
 * Narcotic: Well, that shouldn't be too hard, right?
 * (Darkness Qui): Just don't get yourself killed! Judging by the fact that I don't have the power to ressurect you like the other Villains around here, I can't afford to lose you.
 * Narcotic: I'll be fine, AAAAAAHHH!!
 * (Darkness Qui): What is it?!?
 * Narcotic:...Fooled you! (Laughs)
 * (Darkness Qui): Don't make me do what I said I was gonna do to your tail earlier! NOW GET YOUR ASS MOVING BEFORE I RIP IT OFF!
 * Narcotic: OKAY, OKAY! (Runs off)
 * Two toucans are working the controls, with an Emu boss with a cigar in his mouth over-seeing this.
 * Emu Boss: "Good work boys. Goanna saids only 4 more hours of work before lunchtime. If this goes well, this damn park is gonna make more money then a counterfitting operation, only this park's actselly legal friendly."
 * Toucan: Uh, Mr. Emussa? You're gonna wanna see this. (They watch the news)
 * Scorch: Good afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. This just in, meteorologists have given a storm warning off the coast of Florida. People within it's range are advised to stay indoors until further notice.
 * Mr. Emussa: A storm warning? Well, that can't seem good. Did we make sure the Cybersaurs were water-proof?
 * Toucan: Well, of course, sir. We made sure they were waterproof yesterday.
 * Mr. Emussa: Are there any catches?
 * Toucan #2: Well, if the Cybersaurs should fall underwater, then they will probably short circuit. All except CS13, which actually thrives underwater.
 * Mr. Emussa: Excellent. I guess we should tell Mr. Jones, then.
 * Toucan #1: I'm already on it, sir. (On Walkie-talkie) Hello? Mr. Jones? Are you there, this is Toucan Pete, over?
 * Goanna: (Calls on Walkie-talkie) Yes, Pete?
 * Toucan Pete: (On radio) We gotten word from the news that there's a tropical storm heading our way, so I think we should send your visitors home.
 * Goanna: (Sighs) Fine. Mr. Jones out. (Ends transmission) Sorry, everyone, but there's a tropical storm coming our way, so we need to close down for a while.
 * Pinkie: AWWWW!
 * Goanna: But I'm sure we have enough time to see the last Cybersaur. Here it is...(The monorail arrives in a pen where the Cybersaur is hidden, and the Holoscreen appears)
 * Holoscreen: CS1: RoboRex. This is the 1st Cybersaur model, being modeled after the world-famous Tyrannosaurus Rex. RoboRex has razor-sharp teeth, intense physical strength, highly-advanced olfactory sensors, strong jaws, and a large lashing tail. It is the main attraction of the park, and the most famous. When threatened, it will attack you with everything it's got. When it's bullied, it will roar at you. 
 * Patrick:...Well, I don't see a RoboRex anywhere.
 * Alister: "It likes to take it's sweet time. Well, Mr. Goanna, Jasmine, we better go to Mr. Emussa."
 * Goanna: "By all means. All the cybersaurs, even the ones based on dangerious predators, are harmless."
 * Jasmine: "We'll be right back guys, we're gonna to proper security protocal with Emussa, then we should return you guys to your van."
 * Icky: "Oh why not? We're not going anyway till you guys come back."
 * Jasmine and Alister grab Jones and flew off.

Chapter 5: The King of Cybersaurs Attacks
Dinocomp room. Control Room Monorail Area Flashback, 6 minutes ago... Present 5 minutes of weight-lifting later... meanwhile.
 * Emussa: "Why are those guests still here?"
 * Pete: "Mr. Jones insisted they won't be here for long, they're gonna do protocall with us to ensure the park is properly set and prepared for the storm."
 * ???: "Well they should've coninstrated on getting the lot out of there first."
 * A Kangeroo in a ranger's outfit is seen.
 * Emussa: "Joesmith, you always been too worried about this ever since one of the workers got hurt! Mr. Jones insisted it was a ONE time accsident with a misspress of a button."
 * Joesmith: FALSE! I don't trust these tin cans with my own life! They're just bloody trouble waitin' to happen, mates! You'll see! You'll ALL see! (Takes a toy dinosaur, and crushes it) DEATH TO CYBERSAURS!
 * Emussa: Seriously, Joesmith, this stuff has got to stop. Ever since you took that trip to Sharptooth's world, and lost part of your tail to him, you've been acting as crazy as a drunk hyena. As long as we remain in control of these DinoComp supercomputers, the Cybersaurs will NOT, I repeat, NOT, gonna harm anyone.
 * Joesmith: Oh, I know the world around us, mate! There are badboys out there thirsty for power! They'll find out about this place, and get into the heart of it! As soon as thet happens, PPHHBBBT, flat line!
 * Emussa: "Jones insisted as long as we have Dinocomp, nothing is gonna happen."
 * Joesmith: For everyone's sake, I hope you're right, mate.
 * Toucan #2: Uh, guys? I think the storm's coming.
 * Emussa: It's here already?!? (Everyone looks outside to see the gray clouds preparing to pour down rainfall)
 * Toucan #2: I hope the storm doesn't cut the power. (Power suddenly goes out)...(Dubbed as Stewie) And we're dead.
 * Narcotic: (With a flashlight after purposely cutting the power off) Alright, Qui, I've cut the power off. But are you sure cutting the power off first is a good idea?
 * (Darkness Qui): Yes, of course it is! The security system will NEVER allow you to enter the DinoComp room with their DNA scanners.
 * Narcotic: Won't the DinoComps be powered down, too?
 * (Darkness Qui): No. The DinoComps have emergency power in case of events like this. Now that you're free to enter the DinoComp room, DO IT! But don't let the guards see you. Most of the guards are nocturnal creatures such as cats, koalas, bats, or owls, which means they can see in the dark. And if YOU can't see in the dark, then you're boned.
 * Narcotic: Don't worry, I have a flashlight.
 * (Darkness Qui): Wait, don't you have night-vision goggles in your pocket?
 * Narcotic:...Oh, right, I do. Well, the hell with this piece of junk. (Throws the flashlight away, and it makes a loud crash)
 * ???: WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?!?
 * Narcotic: (Shrugs) Damn you damned thing! (Quickly puts on night-vision goggles, and finds a hiding place)
 * Some Bat security guards appeared!
 * Bat 1: "I swore i heard a "CLANG" mangs."
 * Bat 2: I heard it, too, George. You don't have to point out the obvious!
 * George: Let's just find out what that noise was! (The bats search the room)
 * (Darkness Qui): Narcotic, you idiot! My plan is almost foiled! Do something!
 * Narcotic: Okay, okay. (Takes out a grenade filled with sleep gas, activates it, and throws it)
 * George: What the heck is that, a marshmallow or something?
 * Bat 3: That doesn't look like any marshmallow I've ever seen before. (The grenade releases the gas, and the trio fell asleep)
 * Narcotic: (With a gas mask, and the night goggles still on over it) HAH! Sleepy gas! Works every time! Espiecally when I was stripped of all my viruses back at Prison. It'll take me a few months for Qui to get a new batch from the other UUniverses. (Walks out of the room)
 * Icky was playing DS.
 * Pinkie Pie was eating cake.
 * Rarity: "Pinkie, just where did you get that cake from?"
 * Pinkie: From the park's desserts shop. I bought it not too long ago.
 * Icky: When the hell did you do that?
 * Pinkie: 6 minutes ago. You all probably didn't notice.
 * Twilight:...How did you do it so fast?
 * Pinkie: Well...
 * Pinkie: (Still in the monorail, and her stomach growls) Ooh, I got a rumbly in my tumbly! (Hops out of the monorail without anyone noticing, and runs quickly towards the dessert shop in 3 minutes, and zips through the room taking a cake, and leaving behind some farlings to pay for it) Thank you! (Then she leaves just as the shop closes, and Pinkie makes it back to the monorail in the other 3 minutes)
 * Rarity: Pinkie, just where did you get that cake?
 * Twilight:...Sometimes, you can really be full of surprises, Pinkie.
 * Pinkie: Why, thank you. Anyone else want some?
 * Lord Shen: "Some of us can't have cake, strict diets. Cakes are for celbrations only."
 * Boss Wolf: "You sure sir, cause, alot of us don't have alot to do. There's no dinobot, Alister, Jasmine and that Jones guy are gone for awhile now, and it's raining now."
 * Lord Shen:...Wait a minute, where are they? They should've been back by now.
 * Rarity: Yes, it's getting pretty windy, and I don't want the wind and the rain to mess up my already ruined hair. Especially in a tropical storm. I HATE them.
 * Rainbow Dash: That reminds me, I've always wondered why weather in Equestria doesn't run by itself like most worlds. Or even the sun and moon.
 * Icky: Probably because Equestria's atmosphere and planetary rotation has been broken for a long time.
 * Twilight: Well, actually, it's because Equestria doesn't rotate on it's axis because it's planetary magnetic poles are unstable. So we ponies have to use magic to manipulate it. And as for the weather and the seasons, well, let's just say the chemistry of our world is pretty different to other worlds. There's a LOT to explain about it, so I don't wanna go through with it.
 * Skipper:...That was the weirdest cartoon Nerdese I've ever heard.
 * Kolwalski: "And out of the mouth of royalty."
 * Trixie: "Trixie is bored! When are those birds and the lizard are gonna come back?"
 * Gilda: Uh, guys?...Why are the lights of those buildings off? (Everyone sees the lights in the buildings of the park are off)
 * Puss:...This is not good.
 * Alex: The storm must've cut the power off!
 * Melman: AAAAARRRRGGH!
 * Gloria: Okay, look, I'm sure this is just an accident. They'll probably fix it.
 * Iago: And let the storm undo it again?
 * Cynder: I don't know about this. Something's not right. Goanna said that the park's not powered through electric wire poles.
 * Spyro: Yeah, and he also noted that the park's power source is from a huge power generator located somewhere in this park.
 * Twilight: Is it shielded from certain storms like this?
 * Spyro: That's not what he said, no. But he DID say that it was made of titanium, one of the UUniverses' strongest metals. And he did say it was visible in the park.
 * Applejack: Where is this generator seen, then?
 * Cynder:...He didn't say WHERE it was.
 * Bill: Well, the good news is that there's some lights shining in the DimoComp's room. (Suddenly, a gas is seen entering the room, and everyone in there falls asleep)
 * White Rabbit: OH MY FUR AND WHISKERS!!! Did you see that?!?
 * Narcotic: (In the DinoComp room with an unconscious Toucan Pete, Toucan #2, Goanna Jones, Alister, Jasmine, Joesmith, and Emussa laying on the floor) (Narcotic is wearing his gas mask and night-goggles, and the sleep gas flowing through the room makes him impossible to see through the window) Alright, Qui, I've entered the DinoComp room.
 * (Darkness Qui): Excellent! Now download the worm quickly! (Narcotic inserts the chip into the DinoComps, and their lights flash in purple and pink, and electrify)
 * Narcotic: Here we go! (The Brachios are suddenly glitched by the worm's effects, and goes berserk. The same happens to the Rapticons, the Dimetrons, the Parasaurolotrons, the Pteronodrones, and all the other Cybersaurs in the park)
 * Creeper: (Looking through the DinoComp room's windows, but the gas makes it difficult to see) I can't see a bloody thing!
 * Rainbow Dash: That stupid gas is making it difficult to see!
 * Twilight: Guys, I think we have visitors. And I don't take it as the friendly kind either. (Suddenly, thumps are heard)...What the? (Tremors continue)...
 * Icky:...Uh-oh. I know what that sounds like.
 * a macanical roar is heard!
 * Icky: "And i know a roar like that anywhere?!"
 * Fluttershy: "Wha-wha-wha, what's happening?"
 * Lord Shen: "I suspect the park has a savitor! Why else did gas pop out of that window?!"
 * Gilda: "You mean what of our enemies is behind this?"
 * Icky: "(Wispers) Quiet! if i remember my jarassic park, and past exspearence with sharptooth, then they should have bad eyesight, but exsilent hearing!"
 * Twilight "(wispers) One problem: We're dealing with a robot verson, every features on it are perfect!"
 * Icky: Well, in that case, we're dead. Everyone hide! (Everyone ducks into the bottom of the chair, and curls up. Suddenly, a huge Cybersaur appears. This was RoboRex)
 * Fluttershy wimpers fearfully!
 * Twilight: (Whispering) Fluttershy, don't panic. We can't let the RoboRex see us. Or even hear us for that matter.
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Whispering) Why can't we just take it head on?
 * Twilight: (Whispering) I don't think that's such a good idea, Rainbow Dash. This thing is a robot, so it's pretty much intelligent.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Whispering) Alright, but if it finds us, we're fighting it. (RoboRex, having good hearing, barely hears the ponies talking, and in an attempt to chicken out and reveal theirselves, it roars)
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Unable to handle the pressure, begins panicing) AAHHH!
 * Twilight: FLUTTERSHY!
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!! (Runs for the monorail's carts)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, are you happy now, Alicorn Princess? I'll handle this. (Flies up to the RoboRex, dodging it's jaws barely, and tries kicking it) OOOOUCH!
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:...Okay, panic time.
 * Twilight teliports Rainbow away from the Roborex in time!
 * Rainbow is back in the monorail!
 * Rainbow Dash: "That thing has some tough metal!"
 * Lord Shen: 'Will, i picked a wonderful time not to bring with me the cannons! I was sure this was gonna be a peaceful trip for once!"
 * Icky: "You don't know the standerd plot of our series, do you?"
 * Lord Shen: I do. But how was I supposed to know danger would pop up at a near second? This place seemed completely innocent to me.
 * Boss Wolf: Seriously? You thought that?
 * Lord Shen: Yes, my apologies.
 * Skipper: No matter. We can still beat it. Rico?
 * Rico: (Hacks out dynamite stick, lights it, and throws it at the RoboRex. The Rex isn't sure what it means, but when it explodes...it has no effect) Uh-oh!
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 * Skipper: WHAT?!?
 * Rico: (Hacks more explosives at the RoboRex, but the blasts have no effect) AW, C'MON!
 * Skipper: We're gonna need a nuke to take down this bucket of bolts!
 * Rico: OKAY! (Hacks out an actual nuke)
 * Twilight:...Whoa!
 * Mantis: ARE YOU CUCKOO FOR COCO PUFFS OR SOMETHING?!? That thing will blow us ALL up!
 * Skipper: Rico, I was being figurative!
 * Rico: AWW! (Cartoonishly stuffs the nuke back up his throat as the camera is off of him, and the Lodgers and ponies, and even the RoboRex, groan in disgust)
 * Private: Skipper, did you know he had a nuke in his stomach?
 * Skipper:...Actually, no.
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
 * Icky: "We need to get this train moving!"
 * Lord Shen: HOW?!? The power's out!
 * Twilight: Yeah, and even if it wasn't, it wouldn't move faster than a racecar. (Suddenly, RoboRex chomps onto the top of the monorail carts)
 * Brandy: AAAHHHH!!!
 * Sparx: MOMMY!
 * Rarity: NO! DON'T CHOMP THE ROOF OFF! I DON'T WANNA GET WET, OR EVEN GET COVERED IN BLOOD, THAT'S EVEN WORSE!
 * Boss Wolf: "Don't worry, they're robots remember, they can't eat us." (Suddenly the RoboRex sees a bird, and then chomps it with blood spewing, then it throws it to the ground)...Okay, maybe it WON'T eat us, but perhaps all it wants is to simply kill us, and spit us out.
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (Tries chomping down on Fluttershy, but not before she uses The Stare on it, terrifying the beast) EEEKKK!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:...Seriously? The Stare worked on that thing? IT'S A ROBOT!!!
 * Twilight: But it seems to be working. (The RoboRex continues to be terrified at Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: Who do you think you are trying to kill my friends?!? You should be ashamed of yourself! What will your--(Suddenly RoboRex lashes his tail at Fluttershy, sending her crashing into a wall) OOF! (Dizzy)
 * Twilight: Or not.
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 * Icky grabs a light, and turns it on!
 * Icky: "Hey, Tyrantasauratron 10000! Over here, ya over-grown animatronic freak?!"
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
 * Icky: "Yeah, over here, Sharp-o-matic!"
 * Icky and The Roborex are in an intense standoff!
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
 * Icky: Oh, SHUT UP! (Throws the flashlight into RoboRex's throat, and it chokes) Seriously? It breathes? THIS CARTOON IS GETTING WILDER BY THE MOMENT!!!
 * RoboRex: (Spits out the flashlight, and the flashlight knocks out Icky) ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! (Angrily attacks RoboRex by hitting it multiple times, RoboRex lashes at her with his tail, and Rainbow Dash dodges it, then delivers a HUGE blow to RoboRex's head, making it dizzy) YEAH, CHOKE ON THAT, BITCH!
 * RoboRex: (Angrier than ever) ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, I'm real scared! Give up, you pitiful excuse for a--(Gets beaten by the RoboRex's tail, and hits Fluttershy on impact)...Ohh...my back!
 * Twilight: "Everyone, it'll be wiser if we retreat! This is clearly too great an asversary!"
 * SpongeBob: I think that would be a good idea.
 * Lord Shen: But how are we supposed to avoid this thing? I'm pretty sure it can catch us even if we ran.
 * Patrick: (Accidentally breaks the mechanism that keeps the monorail in place, and the monorail slowly moves away, then slowly gets faster)...Oops.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess that could work. C'MON, GUYS! (Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy, grabs Icky, and takes them back to the monorail carts as it rolls away. The RoboRex starts growling)
 * Pain: I hope these carts can stay on the track.
 * Bagheera: Crazy dinosaur gaining! (RoboRex is persuing the cars)
 * Sam: This oughtta slow him down. (He and Max use rocket launchers to stun RoboRex as it roars in distraction)
 * All: (As the monorail cars move out of control) WHOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
 * Po: I'm getting kind of nauseous! (Holds barf)
 * RoboRex: (Keeps up with them again) ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!
 * Skipper: Oh, you've gotta be KIDDING me!
 * Mr. Whiskers: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, REX-FACE! Seriously, he can't, he wants to kill us.
 * Shifu: We need to find out how to block his persuit.
 * Iago: And HOW do you suppose we do that?
 * Spyro: Allow me. (Uses fire breath to take down a few trees, and the trees block RoboRex's path)
 * Alex: That's right! Home free, baby!
 * RoboRex: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
 * Alex: AU REVOIR, ROBOREX!
 * Sparx: Nice going there, dude.
 * Donkey: (Dubbed as Sid) WE'RE GONNA LIVE!!!
 * Po: (Gasps) GUYS?!? (Everyone sees a dead end leading straight off a ledge)
 * Donkey: (Dubbed as Sid again) WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
 * Twilight: We have to stop the monorail!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'll handle this. (Flies up to the front of the cars, and pushes on it trying to stop it as loud screeches are heard) C'MON, YOU STUPID TRAIN, STOP! URRRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!
 * SpongeBob: It's working, we're slowing down!
 * Applejack joins in with Rainbow!
 * Alex: C'mon, you can do it! (The monorail goes off the rails, but it stops)
 * Applejack: (Rainbow Dash is holding her tail so she doesn't fall) Well...that was pretty intense.
 * Alex:...Let's get out of here! (The Lodgers in the front car exit)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Brings Applejack onto the ledge safely, and pulls the monorail carts back into place)...Whew! I guess all those years of physical fitness have finally paid off.
 * Sir Hiss: But at least we're safe.
 * Patrick: WOW! LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
 * Trixie: Oh, hell no! Trixie wishes to not get smashed headfirst into the ground while inside a falling monorail car, thank you.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, everyone, off the monorail!" (Everyone just did that)
 * Mantis:...So...now what?
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, I have a very simple solution.
 * Cynder: (Dubbed as Alice) Thank goodness.
 * White Rabbit: Well, get on with it, Mr. Dodo, what's on your mind.
 * Mr. Dodo:...I say we JUMP!
 * Squidward: WHAT?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Are you insane?!? That fall will kill us!
 * Mr. Dodo: It's our only way out of here. Besides, we can't go back and let that mechanical monstrosity kill us. And may I remind you we have fliers on our side?
 * Crane: Well, I don't think we have the strength to carry all of the Lodgers to the ground. Some of us are heavyweight.
 * Po: Well, you can carry me just fine.
 * Crane: Well, what about Baloo?
 * Baloo: Excuse me?
 * Spyro: Well, I'm able to carry heavy objects.
 * Rainbow Dash: Me, too. If I wasn't strong, we would've fallen to our deaths right now.
 * Lord Shen: Let's just get this over with. (Glides down to the ground)
 * Pinkie: That sounds like fun! (Jumps off the ledge)
 * Lord Shen: AAAAHHH!--(Pinkie lands on him)...Ow!
 * Pinkie; (Laughs)
 * Lord Shen: What're you laughing at, giggly? You just broke my back!
 * Pinkie: I'll fix it.
 * Lord Shen: No, no, no, NO, NO--(Pinkie breaks his back again, fixing it)...Uhhgh!...Well, actually, I do feel a lot better. I think I'm getting too old for justice fighting.
 * Twilight: PINKIE?!? ARE YOU OKAY?
 * Pinkie: NEVER BEEN BETTER!
 * Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN?!? How many fingers am I holding up?
 * Lord Shen: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE YOU ALL THE WAY UP THERE? I'M FINE!
 * Spyro: Seems like we should get down there.
 * Sparx: And this might take a while, too. There's so many Shell Lodgers, I can't even count them.
 * Rainbow Dash: C'mon, Fluttershy, I'm not gonna drop you if you just hold onto my hoof.
 * Fluttershy: (Looks down the ledge in fear) EEK! SO HIGH!
 * A roar was heard from a far!
 * Fluttershy: MOTHER! (Hugs Rainbow Dash tightly)
 * Rainbow Dash: AAHHKK! (Dubbed as Timon) Choking, not breathing! (Rainbow Dash takes Fluttershy gently off the ledge and down to the ground)
 * Fluttershy:...(Gulps)...(Faints)
 * Twilight: Well, now that THAT'S out of the way, I guess we should find a way to get this fixed.
 * Patrick: "Uh, the train thingie or the dinobot's attutudes?"
 * Twilight: Everything. The saboteur, the power, the Cybersaurs, everything.
 * Patrick: And do we also have to fix the train thingie?
 * Sandy: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?
 * Patrick: As I told you before, not until 4:00.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, first, we need to survive every deadly obsicile possabily loose apawn us. Who ever this savataur is, is possabiliy a super genius."

back at the lougers.
 * Narcotic is singing gibberish while to the chicken dance with Jones, Alister, Jasmine Flamingo, Joesmith, Emussa, and the Toucans tied up to chairs.
 * Lord Shen: "As long as we're careful, we can be prepared for anything."
 * Tigress: I couldn't agree more.
 * Shrek: Now, first thing we need to do is get some shelter from this rain.
 * Trixie: Yes, this storm seems to be getting to us.
 * Icky: "Hey, there's something that looks like the park's bathrooms!"
 * a strangely placed bathroom building is seen.
 * Iago: "It's very appearent they're still in progress with the park of it's self."
 * Twilight: Are you sure it's big enough for all of us?
 * Icky: Well, I don't know, but it's all we got!
 * Twilight: (Sighs, and uses her magic to turn the bathroom building into an apartment building) There we go. NOW it's big enough for all of us.
 * Applejack: Wow, Twi. When'd yall' learn how to do that?
 * Twilight: I created it the same way I created that Order City place so we could test Discord's resistance into wreaking chaos. But it'll be up for only a day, and it'll repel any Cybersaurs that come into the area, so we should go inside and get some rest. We've got a long day ahead of us tomorrow.

Chapter 6: Problems and Strategies
Dinocomp room. Twilight's Artificial Apartment House 2 minutes later... By dawn. Meanwhile.
 * The park crew is still tied to the chears, with Narcotic playing a DS game!
 * Joesmith: "Alright you bloody malislious, and, rather strange, terrorest! what are your plans with the park!"
 * Narcotic: "Sorry. Her loyal majusty Qui asked me to not speak of her evil plans about the robo-creatures to anyone..... Wait a minute......"
 * Alister: What?
 * (Darkness Qui): YOU IDIOT! YOU BLEW IT!
 * Narcotic: Oh, don't worry boss, I have just the thing. (Takes out a spray can) Amnesia spray. It took me a few days to create this stuff, but it worked out in the end. (Sprays them all)
 * Joesmith: Alright, you bloody malicious, and rather strange, terrorist! What are your plans for the park?
 * Narcotic: All I can tell you is that this park is under my control, Mr. Giant mouse.
 * Emussa: Alright, what kind of bird are you? I don't think there's a kind of blue chicken or turkey species out there.
 * Narcotic: It's funny y'all mentioned that, I'm from another UUniverses. for God's sake. You see, i am here so I can get these Cybersaurs all together so I can round them up for my boss--Oopies doodles! (Sprays them again with amnesia spray)
 * Emussa: Alright, what kind of bird are you? I don't think--
 * Narcotic: Let's just say i'm not from around here.
 * Jasmine: You'll never get away with this! The Shell Lodge Squad and the Mane 6 will stop you.
 * Narcotic: Not if the Cybersaurs kill them first. My computer worm will make sure of that. (The DinoComps are still glitching, and the Cybersaurs are still running amuck)
 * Toucan Pete: You do realize that the DinoComps are capable of fighting computer worms, right?
 * Narcotic: Oh, I don't think so. I've programmed the worm to keep the Cybersaurs from recovering from my master's control--Oopies doodles! (Sprays the group with amnesia spray again)
 * Toucan Pete: You do realize that the DinoComps are capable of-- (Narcotic sprays the group with sleep gas)
 * Narcotic: Maybe it's better you guys just get another naptime.
 * (Darkness Qui): You know, you're not exactly the BEST genius I've ever had.
 * Narcotic: Just tell me what to do next your grace.
 * (Darkness Qui): I need you to round up all the Cybersaurs and send them all to me. There's a portal beacon in your pocket you can use to bring me the Cybersaurs.
 * Narcotic: (Takes out the portal beacon, and activates it, and Darkness Qui is seen meditating in a hidden area in the portal) Oh, there you are!
 * Darkness Qui: Close the portal, you nitwit! (Narcotic just did that)
 * Narcotic: Now, how do I get these Cybersaurs to obey me? The worm is making them go more crazier then a weasel with fleas. And i have no idea what those animals are.
 * (Darkness Qui): Just give it until tomorrow. This is a slow process.
 * Narcotic: Great, so I have to wait until tomorrow to get this thing over with? What should I do until then?
 * (Darkness Qui): "Just simply do NOT spill the beans again until then."
 * Narcotic: I won't...(Yawns)...I think it'll be a while, so I'm gonna get some rest.
 * (Darkness Qui): Are you sure about that? The Cybersaurs might come in and kill you before the worm makes them obedient to us. Also, the guards are sure to find you.
 * Narcotic: Oh shoot, nothing some wood can't fix. (Puts plywood over the door, then molds steel onto it to keep anything from barging in)...Totally tomfoolproof.
 * (Darkness Qui): Not everything is impossible, Narcotic. I'm pretty sure they can still get in. (Narcotic then puts some huge furniture, and places it over the door)
 * Narcotic: Now it'll be two times harder. Now I'm getting some rest. I'm a might sleepy
 * (Darkness Qui): Well, then, I hope you don't die. Good night.
 * Narcotic: Thanks Missus Qui. (Gets whatever he can use as a pillow and blanket and gets some rest)
 * Icky: "Well, i'm glad on how surprisingly NOT bathroom themed the apartment is. Your magic really is better as an Alicorn."
 * Twilight: Thanks, it's nothing, really.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad we're out of the rain.
 * Applejack: And I'm at least surprised that Twilight was able to improve our merpony selves. Now we only turn into merponies in saltwater.
 * Mushu: Yeah, that sure helps. That whole turning into Merponies when wet by all forms of water is clearly a cribbling problem!
 * Twilight: But one flaw is that we still turn into merponies when we cry because of all the salty tears.
 * Boss Wolf: "That's easy, so just not cry, right?"
 * Pinkie: Oh, that's pretty easy for us--(Suddenly, a cynder block crushes her front hoof) OOOOWWWW!!!
 * Sparx: (Had pushed a cynder block off a shelf so he can make a bed for himself)...Oh, shit! Sorry about that.
 * Pinkie: OW!...(Starts crying, and turns into her merpony form)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, there goes the neighborhood.
 * Spyro: Sparx, could you at least think about where you push stuff?
 * Sparx: Guys, c'mon, it was just an accident.
 * Twilight: It's alright, Pinkie. I'll help you with that. (Uses magic to heal Pinkie's crushed hoof)
 * Pinkie:...(Sniffles)...That sure helps, thank you.
 * Iago: (Laughs)
 * Icky: (Slaps Iago to a wall, and he gets dizzy as carpet-flying Sultans go 'have a cracker' around his head)
 * Bagheera: Now THAT'S funny. Not you, Pinkie, I mean Iago.
 * Lord Shen: "Light's out in 5 minutes everyone. We have a big job to do the following day."
 * Spyro: I'm just glad we'll have a good night's sleep since Twilight made sure this place was Cybersaur-proof.
 * Twilight: Yeah. After all, this area seems pretty isolated from them, too. And just in case any of us need to use the bathroom, the bathroom building is encased over there. (Points it out)
 * Patrick: OH, THANK GOODNESS! (Runs inside)
 * Squidward: I just hope SpongeBob and Patrick don't get bubble-happy in there with the soap again.
 * SpongeBob: We won't!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: HOORAY! BUBBLE PARTY!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Shrugs)
 * Squidward: I don't know WHY I had to say it.
 * Shifu: Let's at least be lucky we got out of that monorail alive.
 * Po: Yeah. And whoever is responsible, we'll knock his head into a wall until he gets dizzy.
 * Applejack: Isn't that a very violent way to defeat someone?
 * Po: Okay, we'll just sit on him until he cries like a baby. Is THAT better?
 * Applejack: Eh, pretty much.
 * SpongeBob: (He and Patrick come out of the bathroom as bubbles escape) Oh, YEAH!
 * Patrick: That was AWESOME!
 * SpongeBob: But let's be at least thankful it'll be our only bubble party until next time.
 * Patrick: Agreed.
 * Melman: (Yawns) It is getting late. I guess I'm gonna...(Falls asleep)
 * Gloria: I think I'm gonna hit the set, too.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, five minutes are up. Time for some shut-eye. (Lights go off until a fart is heard)
 * Everyone: WHISKERS!!!
 * Whiskers: SORRY! I pass gas in my sleep, okay?
 * the Lougers are out with the Apartment vanished.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, i will devised a stragity, just give me a few hours, and alot of paper, and a pen."
 * Narcotic: "Uh oh. I don't think this is good."
 * (Darkness Qui): "What's wrong now?"
 * Narcotic: "I think my virus worked a tiny bit too well, it destroyed the obedience chip. Now the robo critters are about as wild as, real critters."
 * Jones: "Do you process any idea of what you did, whoever you are?"
 * Narcotic: "Oh, my names Narcotic Heinie Buttplots"
 * Jasmine: "You mean Qui's little henchmen- Wait..... Heinie Buttplots?"
 * Narcotic: Yeah, not sure why my family had that last name. But it was a good thing we had to change it to Wilcox, which is actually my father's last name.
 * Alister: (He and the others laugh) HINEY BUTTPLOTS! (Laughs)
 * Narcotic: Okay, we all know it's a funny name. That's why we had to legally change it to Wilcox. Now, just be silent!
 * Alister:...Okay...Hiney Buttplots. (They laugh harder).
 * Narcotic:...(Shrugs)
 * (Darkness Qui): NARCOTIC!!!
 * Narcotic: D-D-Don't worry, your grace, it CAN be fixed. I just need the equipment to do it. I need the right system to fix the obedience chip WITHOUT completely destroying the virus. I left my bookback of gear in the lunchroom room....  which is..... outside of the computer room...... of which i baracated and blocked out myself and my hostages the only exit...... Oopies Doodles.
 * (Darkness Qui): "NARCOTIIIIIIIIIC?!"
 * Narcotic: "Don't worry Boss! I'll, uh, i'll drag two, or three of them with me to help me find it?!"
 * Joesmith: "(Wispers) Should we be concern he talks to himself?"
 * Alister: "(Wispers) I think it's possable Qui is comunicating with him with a magic capable of avoiding unintending resepiences."
 * Joesmith: "(Wispers) English Dr. Birdinsteign?"
 * Jasmine: (Whispering) He means Qui is talking to him in his head.
 * Joesmith: (Whispers) Oh, now I get it.
 * Narcotic: Well, at least I DID get my beauty sleep. So that means I should get back that bookbag before--(Suddenly, dog barks are heard, along with a few Velociraptor sounds)...Before exactly THAT happened.
 * Rapticon: (Barks, "How do we get in?")
 * Rapticon 2: (Barks and raptor hisses, "It's very simple, soldier! We just use our claws.")
 * Rapticon: ("Uhhh...")
 * Rapticon 2: ("C'mon, man! How hard can it be? We just have to use our claws to pick the lock, and we'll get in. (Looks through keyhole, and it is blackened out by the furniture)...Hmm...It's tougher than I thought.")
 * Jasmine: I'm a little scared.
 * Alister: Don't worry, honey, they're just robot dinosaurs. They can't possibly be THAT smart.
 * Rapticon: ("Well, I'm out of ideas!")
 * Rapticon 2: ("Oh, please. We're not modeled after the most intelligent dinosaurs in history for nothing.")
 * Rapticon 3: ("You know what, I'm going for Plan B. I'm climbing through the vents.")
 * Rapticon: ("We can't fit through the vents.")
 * Rapticon 3: ("I'm not stupid!")
 * drilling was heard, a clang was heard, followed by a few thubs, and then a sound of distressed screech!
 * Narcotic: "I ain't too smart, but...... I think it sounds like one of them is in a pickle."
 * Suddenly, more clangs are heard, and then robot claws are seen clawing away at the door, dispite how well secure it is!
 * Narcotic: "JUMPING SASSAFRAS?!"
 * Alister:...What'll we do, now? The Rapticons are sure to crawl through the door!
 * Jasmine: I don't know. All we can do is wait for a miracle. (Rapticon sounds are heard from the otherside of the door)
 * Toucan Pete: Gerald? No matter what I've said to you during our sibling rivalries...I've always loved you!
 * Toucan Gerald: Then I guess it'll be okay if I told you I knocked your beakbrush into the toilet by accident this morning, and forgot to wash it.
 * Toucan Pete: WHAT?!?...(Spits and sputters in disgust) PLECH! PHHHBT! PLEECH! GROSS!
 * Narcotic: "Uh, New plan! we make our own exit!"
 * Narcotic brings out a big blaster and blows up a wall for escape!
 * the door looks as if the it's about to break!
 * Narcotic quickly cuts the rope on all of them!
 * Narcotic: "THERE! I GAVE Y'ALL A FIGHTING CHANCE TO RUN LIKE LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, EVERY FELLER AND LADY FOR THEMSELFS?!" (They run through the hole in the wall, and the Rapticons then make it into the room screeching)
 * Rapticon:...("There's nobody in here.")
 * Rapticon Leader: ("Oh, yes, there was!", (Points out the hole in the wall) LET'S GET THEM!")
 * Narcotic screams like a girl running with the others following!
 * Jasmine: (Sighs) If I had a nickel for every time I've heard someone scream like a female.
 * Narcotic: It's hereditary, thank you very much! (The Rapticons bark while persuing them throughout the halls)
 * Emussa: We'll NEVER outrun them! They're too fast!
 * Joesmith snacks down a gumball machince, as gumballs are everywhere!
 * The Rapticons were too caught up in chasing them that they slipped alover the place on the gumballs!
 * Joesmith: "Smartest of the Cybersaurs my pouch! Even though i'm a Guy-roo."
 * Goanna Jones: You're hermaphroditious? Wow.
 * Joesmith: Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it.
 * Toucan Gerald: Hermaphroditious? What the hell does THAT mean?!?
 * Joesmith: It basically means I'm both male and Sheila, mate.
 * Toucan Pete: Sheila? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?
 * Alister: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, IT MEANS HE HAS BOTH MALE AND FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!
 * Toucan Pete: Oh...EWW! (More Rapticons appear)
 * Joesmith: But can we at least stop talking about my pouch and just get the hell out of here?!?