Out of Date

Kaa feels incredably out of date, because his family members are modernised, due to being shown in more recent movies and/or modern media, even Sir Hiss, a medievil englishmen snake no less, knows what an "Iphone" and a "droid" is. in compairison, because of being introduse to a very old movie (and that the sequil, reguardless of being likeable, it do well at the box office) Kaa feels incredably out of date. one could've simply catch up. but Kaa, desided to do one step stupid. he signs up for a secret rescerch facility that's exspearimenting with a compound based on Nefarious's smartiness drugs, but reportingly, without the fear of ineditable death, as the doctor behind this, Dr. Fredrick Von Electic Tongue, a fellow python, made sure of that, for he plans to end (in his personal opinion) the deiseses known as Stupidity, moronity, Idiotcy, un-educated-oioses, f-minus-titus, and other forms of intillectual short-comings. in thory, schools will become a thing of the pass, as well as books, because all of knowlegde of the world will be sollowed in a simple gulp or needle shot, everyone will become smart, in such, more logical desides will always point to peaceful neoigations, not volience and warfare. the united universes will be a better place, if morons, idiots, and intellectually challnaged were evole out of their stupid nature by this new magical thing and became geniuses! Kaa volenteered to test it out! and, it goes out good! Kaa is not only smart, but now up-to-date with modern tec. now Kaa won't be so out of date.... but there is a new problem: Fredrick was unable to make it that the drug won't be addicting, which causes Kaa to use his newfound smarty powers to run all of his factsillities dry. and thus, the lougers will have to be the ones to clean this mess up.