Cheerimac All Over Again

Cheerimac All Over Again is the 5th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Sugar Belle and Big Mac have been together for quite a while. But the reason why Cheerilee isn't so sour about Big Mac's affair is because they actually divorced not too long after Chrysalis' defeat, because they discovered that they really didn't have much in common as they only loved each other because the love poison had a hard time dying off with the effects. They decided they should see other people, and they did. Though Cheerilee is too late as her choice to get her old griffin boyfriend another love interest has already started blossoming. As a result, she's now starting to wish for a very special somepony of her own, as being together with Big Mac seems to have made her a little lonely. Thus, the CMCs decide to help out again, this time not screwing around with a love poison, finding one in the form of a pure hippogriff named Halo Jump, who has been eyeing her since he moved to Ponyville. But the problem is that Cheerilee's brother, Jeerilee, who works for the food corporation called GMO Inc. that haunts the apple family, was hoping that his sister's marriage to Big Mac would help revolutionize the corporation as he likes the family's products so much, as it could only be shared with them through a contract, which couldn't be signed before the divorce. Feeling that his mean boss would have his cutie mark for failing to progress the company, he has no choice but to use the love potion on them and get them back together again. And he actually makes the love potion the right way, and it works, causing Sugar Belle to be distraught at her love interest cheating on her. But the Lodgers, sticking around, notice that Big Mac and Cheerilee are not acting like themselves, as even though they still do their jobs well, they spend too much time together and it may result in their careers getting threatened. What will they do?

Chapter 1: A Tale Of A Happy Marriage Tragically, But Not Sadly, Ending
Ponyville, Aftermath of Hard To Say Anything. Sugercube Corner. Back to the Married Couple. Sweet Apple Arces. Fluttershy's cottage. Rainbow Dash's house. Rarity's Bonquite. Suger Cube Corner. Twilight's Castle. Sweet Apple Acres. Ponyville The Applosian Desert. Ansisterial Apple Family Grounds. Ponyville.
 * Cheerilee was seen with Matila, Ms. Cake, and Spoiled Rich were seen to have had fun from a married girl's day out as they leave the train station.
 * Matilda: "Another fine married mares romp that ended well in our adventure in manehatten!"
 * Ms. Cake: "Oh yes, but I think it's about time I go back to Carrot Cake. Pound and Pumpkin are propbuly overwealming him!"
 * Mr. Cake was running from an army of giant living Toys as Pinkie Pie was riding on a toy dragon to try and save him!
 * Pinkie Pie: "I TOLD YOU THAT MILK HAD TOO MUCH SUGER, MR. CAKE?!"
 * Mr. Cake: "I KNOW?! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TOOK YOUR ADVICE?!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "I would imagine why. Ashame we didn't get Princess Candence to join us, what with being a ruler and having to manage that high-uptake requiring little Flurry Heart. I kinda question the name choice. Is calling her after the dishastor she caused meant to be a secret punishment, and/or that it was because Shining Armor liked McFlurries?"
 * Mrs. Cake: I agree! It's like calling your kid Katrina or Sandy after surviving a hurricane.
 * Spoiled Rich: I KNOW!!
 * Cheerilee: "Now, Spoiled, Mrs. Cake, your both looking too much into it. Candence and Shining Armor would not be as shallow to do so. And Flurry's really actselly a sweetheart when you get to know her."
 * Matilda: "Ohhh, I wish I didn't ended up seperating from Cranky for so many years. I would've loved having children."
 * Spoiled Rich: "Ya know, my husband was able to get that old orphanage Malevolent Flames once ruined up and running again. There's always adoption."
 * Matilda: "Oh, but me and Cranky are now too old to raise children. Besides, adoption, while still a good thing, is not the same as having created your own children. (Sighs), At least my sister got to marry and now her daughter is married and had children. At least I get to have grandchildren."
 * Ms. Cake: "That leaves only you Cheery, on the children department."
 * Cheerilee: "Oh, Big Mac and I are still, waiting on that."
 * Spoiled Rich: "... Ohhhh. You mean, you two haven't, ya know, made, "Whoopie" as the "Modest" would say if they were less mature?"
 * Cheerilee: "Well, my father was VERY traditionalist, he wanted me and Mac to, do it, when it is authentic. It would be too soon to just, do it so soon. Also, we have to be considerate of the show's canon and-"
 * Spoiled Rich: "(Scoffs), THAT, is a VERY risky game your playing, Cheerilee!"
 * Matilda: "Spoiled, we talked about not pressuring her!"
 * Ms. Cake: "Yeah!"
 * Cheerilee: "Pardon?"
 * Spoiled Rich: "The thing about men is that they are designed to be driven to mate! It's what nature designed them for! And it's why we mares have our assets! For the purpose of procreating and ensuring a new generation to take over for us due to our mortaliy! Males are basicly animals that the law against beastiality pardons! They need mares to secure their seed into, and mares need children to prove that the male BELONGS to them! Call it, a biological status bling you have to take care of!"
 * Cheerilee: ".... Well considering your named "Spoiled Rich", I'm not too surprised by your sour opinions on how marriage and having children works. But it makes me worry about Tiara's upbringing even more then the day the Crusaders got their cutie marks!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Oh don't get me wrong! I care for Tiara dispite my demand to have her perfect! Like how Mrs. Cake cares for her children and how Matilda cares for her grandchildren! But darling, don't make any mistakes! Males are all about thinking about mating! If they felt that the current female can't provide, they'll instinctually end up being bored of you, even if they're as polite as Big Mac. The minute he runs into a much more interesting mare, kiss your marriage good bye."
 * Cheerilee: "(Scoffs offended) If you weren't tecnecally my boss, I'd smack you in the caboose!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Well good thing that I am by a margin, being apart of the school board."
 * Mrs. Cake: "Oh try not to take her too seriously, she is a competitive mare after all!"
 * Matilda: "I mean come now, Big Mac is not the kind to cheat on you."
 * Cheerilee: "I know that. But, we have been, distant, lately."
 * Spoiled Rich: "(Quietly) Not a good siiiiiign. (Gets shoved by Mrs. Cake)."
 * Ms. Cake: "Oh will you hush up!? Cheerilee has nothing to worry about!"
 * Spoiled Rich looked at a certain direction and gasped a bit!
 * Spoiled Rich: "Oh no, ladies? Then may I present the court... (Points intensely) EXHIBIT A!! (Points to Big Mac enjoying a classy meal with Suger Belle).
 * The trio but Cheerilee gasped!
 * Cheerilee looked incredabily heart-brokened!
 * Matilda: (Scoffs) Men these days! In my day, men honored their vows and stick to them!
 * Ms. Cake: "... Oh dear... How will Applejack respond to Big Mac having dishonest ways?"
 * Spoiled Rich: "I think it's Cherilee you should worry more about having an uncotch reaction..."
 * Cheerilee was slowly walking up to the table Mac and Suger Belle were in...
 * Matilda: "Ohhhh boy, he's REALLY going to get it now."
 * Big Mac and Suger Belle saw her, Big Mac suddenly gotten a face of worry!
 * Big Mac: "... Ohhhhhh apple fritters! Uh, Cherilee, I can explain-"
 * Cheerilee was crying and shedding tears wildly!
 * Cheerile: "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR WIFE, BIG MAC?! I THOUGHT, I THOUGHT I MEANT THE WORLD FOR YOU?! I, (PULLS OUT A JEWELED APPLE), I EVEN GOT THIS JEWELED APPLE FOR YOU AS A SPEICAL GIFT FOR YOU?! I FIGURED YOU WOULD LOVE IT BEING THAT YOU RUN AN APPLE FARM?! BUT, I GUESS IT'S LIKE WHAT SPOILED RICH SAID?! THAT BECAUSE WE DIDN'T HAD SEX, YOU WENT TO SEE THIS, RANDOM FLOOSY, WHO I ASSUME IS FROM STARLIGHT'S TOWN?! I'M SORRY IF MY FATHER MADE YOU BORED OF ME, I, I HOPE SHE MAKES YOU HAPPY?! (RUNS OFF CRYING WHILE DROPPING HER ITEMS?!)"
 * Suger Belle turned from a shocked expression to a fit of anger!
 * Suger Belle: "..... You..... Were........ MARRIED?!"
 * Big Mac: "Uh, duh, I can explain-"
 * Suger Belle smacked his face with a custerd pie!
 * Suger Belle charged off running, fighting back her own crying fit!
 * Matilda, Ms. Cake, and Spoiled Rich all approuch Big Mac.
 * Matila: "..... CHARLATIN?! (Smacks Big Mac)!"
 * Ms. Cake: "UNCULTURED BRUTE?! (Hits him with a cake!)"
 * Spoiled Rich: "(Big Mac looks at Spoiled Rich and sheild himself from any retailiation from her) Oh, I'm above, physical violence, so don't worry about any ill from me. However, I'm sure the Apple Family would be VERY interested to know about your little..... Affair."
 * Big Mac: "...... Please don't."
 * Spoiled Rich: "And let you go off without a warning?! Not, even, ONCE!"
 * Applejack: "HE DID WHAT?!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Me and the ladies saw it with our own eyes! Big Mac cheated on her like a callious brute?!"
 * Applejack: "(Was turning a dark apple red in rage) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?! BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC?! (It echos so intensely, all of Equestia heard that rage!)"
 * Discord: "..... Uh, did anyone else heard that?"
 * Death Coffin: "I FELT THAT?!"
 * Fluttershy: "OH GOODNESS, APPLEJACK?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ohhhhhh boy. What happened now?"
 * Rarity saw that her shop was a mess from Applejack's scream.
 * Rarity: ".... I swear, if it's another Vampire Fruit Bat fiasco, I'll be the first one to back Fluttershy!"
 * Pinkie was still on the toy dragon as she gasped!
 * Pinkie: "SORRY MR. CAKE, BUT ONE OF MY FRIENDS NEED ME?! (Flies off with the toy dragon)!"
 * Mr. Cake: "WAIT?! WHAT ABOUT ME?!"
 * Mr. Cake was seen hanging on a cealing lamp as the toys still try to get him!
 * Pinkie: "I'LL BE BACK WITH REINFORCEMENTS, I PINKIE-PROMISE! (Flies out!)"
 * Mr. Cake: "...... Oh, poopie."
 * Twilight and Starlight quickly charged out!
 * Starlight: "Good Celestia, what ticked off Applejack so greatly that she made the scream that can be heard around the world, let alone Equestria!"
 * Twilight: "I don't know, but I hope it's nothing serious?!"
 * Applejack was seen raging mad and bucking like a bronco to the shock of Matilda, Ms. Cake and even Spoiled Rich who was hiding behind the other two cowerdly!
 * Spoiled Rich: "What is WRONG WITH HER!?"
 * Ms. Cake: "I'm guessing that MAYBE IT WASN'T OUR PLACE TO TALK ABOUT THIS TO BIG MAC'S FAMILY?! APPLEJACK TENDS TO FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT FAMILY MEMBERS GOING BAD?!"
 * Matilda: "I CAN SEE THAT!!"
 * Twilight, Starlight, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity all arrived!
 * They all saw Applejack raging out!
 * Fluttershy: "Oh please don't tell me the Vampire Fruit Bats got disobedient again?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "The trees are still fine, so it's obviously not that!"
 * Starlight: "Then what gives?!"
 * Applejack looks at Starlight!
 * Applejack: "YOOOOU?!"
 * Starlight: "OH SHI- (Applejack pounces onto her)"
 * Applejack: "WHY DID YA HAD TO FOUND A TOWN THAT HOUSED THAT, WHORE SUGAR BELLE?!"
 * Starlight: "WHAT IN TARTARUS ARE YOU RANTING ABOUT?!"
 * Applejack: "WELL APPEARENTLY MY BROTHER IS A GOOD FER NOTHING CHEATING SNAKE?! HE WAS CAUGHT EATING LUNCH WITH HER IN THE RESTAURENT, GIVING HER GOOGLY EYES AND WHAT NOT AND HER DOING THE SAME WITH HIM?!"
 * The Main Group gasped!
 * Pinkie arrived on the Toy Dragon!
 * Pinkie: "I already turned on my super hearing this morning and heard everything! Ride on my steed!"
 * Ms. Cake: "... DO I EVEN WANNA KNOW WHERE YOU GOT A GIANT TOY DRAGON FROM?! AND IS THAT POUND AND PUMPKIN'S DRAGON?!"
 * Pinkie: "I'LL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING LATER?! (Takes her friends and zooms off!)"
 * Spoiled Rich: "..... Well, at least things won't be boring around here."
 * Matila and Ms. Cake gave her a "Seriously" face.
 * A well suited Big Mac was anxiously awaiting the train to get out of Ponyville has he had alot of bags!
 * ???: "BIGGGGGGGGGGGG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC?!"
 * Big Mac looked up and saw the Main 7 on a toy dragon!
 * Applejack: "(GETS SCARY ANGRY LIKE BROKEN PROMISE PINKIE PIE) YA DIRTY CHEATING SNAKE?!"
 * Big Mac yelps wimpfully as he got into the train as it quickly rode off!
 * Rarity: "He already gotten onto the Train to Appleloosa?!"
 * Applejack: "..... Then I know someone who can help us catch that train?!"
 * The Train was already on it's way.
 * Big Mac was in relief that he was safe.
 * Big Mac: "Okay, Big Mac. Just go to Junture Juntion, work for miss Cherry Blossom, and wait for this to blow over. Ya don't have to worry anymore, your safe."
 * A stampede was heard.
 * Big Mac looked up the window and saw the Buffalo Tribe hot on the train's trail!
 * Big Mac: "WHAT THE?!"
 * Little Strongheart and Chief Thunderhooves were leading the charge!
 * Little Strongheart jumped on top of Thunderhooves and hopped onto some of the Buffaloo, as the stampede reached where Big Mac was!
 * Big Mac: "YIPE?! (Runs!)"
 * Little Strongheart leaped into the window to the surprise of the pony passingers and entiered in doing a sumersalt! Then Little Strongheart proceeded to chase after Big Mac across the train to the surprise of the train stuff!
 * Ticket Inspector/Conducter: "HEY, BUFFALO, YOU NEED A TICKET TO BE ON THIS TRAIN?!"
 * Big Mac reaches the top of the caboose and runs, Little Strongheart quickly getting on top actrobaticly!
 * Big Mac ran across the train! Little Strongheart chased her!
 * The Train reached Appleloosa as Big Mac quick jumped off and crashed-landed!
 * Big Mac continued running!
 * Braeburn, Cherry Blossom, and the Sheruff were seen as Big Mac ran to them!
 * Big Mac: "BRAEBURN, MISS CHERRY, SHERUFF, YA'LL GOT TO HELP ME, I THINK THE BUFFALOO WERE PROVOKED AGAIN BECAUSE THEY WERE CHASING ME?!"
 * Braeburn, Cherry Blossom, and the Sheruff all looked intensely at Big Mac!
 * Braeburn: "(In Thorax's voice) Oh it's THAT right, huh?! (The trio reveiled themselves to be Thorax, Pharynx (Pre-To Change a Changeling) and Anntena)"
 * Thorax: "WELL MAYBE BECAUSE THEY ARE FEELING VERY UPSET RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID?!"
 * The Applossians turned into the really cheesed off Changelings!
 * Big Mac: "DAAAAH?! (Runs off before any Changeling can grab him!)"
 * Pharynx: "DON'T LET HIS CHEATING ASS GET AWAY?!"
 * Big Mac was heading torwords the town exit, but Ember and her Dragon Elite blocked it off, and cracked their knuckles respectivly!
 * Big Mac yelped and tried to get away, but the Buffaloo and the Changelings already blocked out his escape!
 * Big Mac: "WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHY ARE YOU ALL AFTER ME?!"
 * ???: "BECAUSE WE ASKED THEM TO?!"
 * Applejack and friends showed up.
 * Applejack: "..... Big Mac...... YOU NEED TO ANSWER TO THE APPLE ELDERS, BECAUSE YOU COMMITED THE CRIME OF ADULTERY?!"
 * Big Mac: "Aw come now, Applejack, can't we just make this a private Apple Family matter?!"
 * Applejack: "...... IT, IS A PRIVATE APPLE FAMILY MATTER?! It concerns ALL APPLES, NOT JUST ME, YOU AND GRANNY SMITH?! YOU KNOW HOW WE APPLES FEEL ABOUT OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY AND HOW WE TAKE THE SANITITY OF MARRIAGE, with some modern changes alchourse, AND HOW WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO ADULTRY?!"
 * Big Mac: "I, I can explain!"
 * Applejack: "SAVE IT FER THE GRAND APPLE CORE, YOU SNAKE?!"
 * Big Mac was seen before a series of Apple Elders.
 * The Oldest Apple Clan Member, a very old pony with an extremely long beard and with the cutie mark of an apple seed, the Grand Apple Core, was seen.
 * Oldest Apple: "I, Johnny Appleseed, The Grand Apple Core, will now judge Big Macintosh of Ponyville, for the crime of adultry and cheating on a sacred marrage!"
 * Big Mac: "Look, your coreness, I would like to explain!"
 * The Grand Apple Core: "..... Then speak. What justification do you HAVE to violate the sancaity of marrage, based on rules that DIDN'T get replaced due to chageing times like the acceptence of homosexuals and what-not? Or else, this court will have to sentence ya'll ta black sheep status if ya failed to-"
 * ???: I OBJECT! (Cherilee herself came in)
 * Twilight:... Cherilee? What're you doing here?
 * Cherilee: Your honor-...... Wait... What is this place? Why are we in some random mock trial scenario?
 * Applejack: It's... Kind of a long story. We Apples... Have been following tradition so closely, we kinda have traditionalist judge family members who... Kinda dislikes our ways being deviated, whether it's deviating during Winter Wrap-Ups if you inherit a horn, or even commit adultery, like here.
 * Cherilee:... That sounds like QUITE the skeleton in the closet, Miss Applejack! Something like that seems a little unlike you.
 * Applejack: Hey, why do you think we don't talk about em much? Anyway, why're you here?
 * Cherilee: I... I already KNEW Big Mac was cheating on me.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!?
 * Cherilee: It's true. Our love DID blossom thanks to a love poison after all. Remember the love poison used on that prince and princess? Yeah, they DID get their love curse undone when the effects of the poison got to their friends, and... Later on, they stopped behaving like how we were when under it's effects. Soon enough, they decided to end on a divorce. So... I was hoping to do the same as soon as Big Mac started to grow out of it, too. Even Big Mac agreed to it.
 * Applejack:... THEN WHY WERE YOU SO UPSET WHEN YOU SAW THEM AT THAT DINER?!?
 * Cherilee: Because I wanted to wait for such a divorce to work out. I knew Big Mac was seeing Sugar Belle, but I just wanted to make sure we could make our love for each other fade away. I realized that this was all because his little sister wanted me to have a coltfriend, but didn't let me make that choice on my own. But... The love poison's effects had a hard time dying. It's like how break-ups go. You just need to get used to it, and we didn't want anypony to see that we were... Well, committing this infidelity. But, when we ended up being in the wrong place at the wrong time, then... We, you see, when we were under the effects of that love poison, we were... Embarrassed.
 * Applebloom: Eh, I don't blame ya! We still gag at what yall' said to each other.
 * Cherilee: We wanted to make it look dramatic until we can find a perfect opportunity to admit it. We... We just didn't expect it to go to... THIS level! The love poison was starting to fade away, and the best way to tell it was is to see your partner fall in love with another. As the effects wore off... We had to make it work without shying away that event.... We were hoping to do this in a regular court and withhold the information until it was time... But then it turns out Applejack has this CRAZY side of the family! Not helping that Spoiled Rich had to go and opened her big mouth!
 * Everyone looks at Spoiled scornly as she shyed away!
 * Applejack: Eh, sucks, I'm sorry. I'm just very sensitive about Apple Traditions, is all. I admit, it's crazy sometimes, too, but they've helped us many times before. We apples just prefer to handle family problems in the privacy of the family. So... We had to get our OWN court, because, we felt that one of our own can be abit more trusted to deal with family matters better then outsider judges. It was originally gonna be brief, but..... Well, some extreme traditionalist decided we keep this just in case of other crazy complications, and they've been judging our family ever since. Again, we didn't talk about them because it made our family look dark.
 * Cherilee: So... At least you all saved me trouble of actually paying for a divorce... But... Am I to assume this place is legal enough to allow me such... And is it cheaper than the other?
 * Grand Apple Core: "Oh, it is reckindse as a legal court system, just, abit more private. This IS an Apple Family Affrair after all. And there be no needed fer fees. Again, private and independent court."
 * Cheerilee: "Oh good, cause, well, us knowing about this is not the only reason we have to.... Well, since it happened on a canon episode, Hasbro.... Has kinda declared our marriage uncanon, ergo, it has to be declared jess. We kinda have to devorce on their request."
 * A Hasrbo Lawyer shows up!
 * Hasbro Lawyer: "That much is true your honor. All Fanons have to discontinued what they put out as jessed because Canon as trumped it."
 * The Grand Apple Core: ".... This true, Big Mac? Were you two just going through the Love Poison having a difficult time dying out this whole?"
 * Big Mac: "(Sighs)..... I'm afraid so. I'm sorry I didn't say anything, because..... Well alot of ponies thought we was a cute couple, so, we desided to humor them for abit, and then end with a devorce, but..... Then I saw Suger Beele and..... I guess the love poison died quicker then me because I instaintly fell for her. Cheerliee just, ended up having the love poison take, abit longer then planned."
 * The Grand Apple Core: "..... I see. Then I'm afraid this a'means that your marrage was illegit. Well Big Mac, under the accepted legal powers of Equestia, I hereby sentence ya'll to be offictally devorced with Miss Cheerilee. Her family will be combinsided with the golden apples of no hard feelings."
 * The Grand Apple Core smacked an apple-shaped hammer.
 * The group walked down.
 * Cheerilee: "..... Mac, I'm so sorry for chasing poor Suger Belle away like that."
 * Big Mac: "Don't worry, Miss Starlight was generious enough to talk with her about it."
 * Pinkie: "How's about we let you two talk it out. Mr. Cake still needs help with the toys."
 * The Main 6 trotted off!
 * Cheerilee: "..... Admitingly Big Mac, the Love Poison may still, linger for awhile, so, don't worry too much about me acting alittle.... Less Cheery. Poison caused depression was a commen side-effect."
 * Big Mac: "Well, still, I meant no serious harm, cause you looked seriously hurt by that-"
 * Cheerilee: "Don't worry, that druma was mostly Love Poison talk..... And, me taking what Spoiled Rich's comments atad to seriously, admitingly, though chulk that one up for the Love Poison too, I guess."
 * Big Mac: "..... If it's any consolation, (Brings up the apple jewel) I do liked the apple jewel ya gave me."
 * Cheerilee: "Well, I, suppose, it may as well serve as a good bye present, all things considered."
 * Big Mac and Cheerilee gave a hug, then both went their seperate ways.
 * This was seen by a resting crow with a carrot head, as it flew off with a caw.

Chapter 2: Cheerilee Works Blue/Main 7 Concerned
Present Twilight's Castle Cutaway Present Flashback... Present Cutaway Reality The Map Room. The Ponyville School, in midst of the PTA meeting.
 * In the School, Cheerilee arrived a total mess with bloodshot eyes.
 * Cheerilee entered the classroom to the students surprise.
 * Cheerlee: "(Kinda slurred) Okay, children. I'm kinda tired, so, go have recess, I need a private place to cry in my sleep."
 * Silver Spoon: "...... Wow, that love poison does NOT wanna die!"
 * The Students left.
 * The Crusaders looked concerned.
 * The Students were already outside.
 * Scootaloo: "Okay, I know that love poison inside her is stubbern, BUT IT'S ALREADY LATE INTO 2017?! HOW IS THAT STILL AROUND?!"
 * Applebloom: "And how did Big Mac's went away quicker?"
 * Sweetie Belle: "..... Maybe, it has something to do with true love...."
 * Applebloom: "...... Pardon?"
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well, maybe Suger Belle truthfully appealed more to Big Mac, and Cheerilee was yet able to have somepony to appeal more to her."
 * Scootaloo: "..... THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO APPEAL MORE TO HER?!"
 * Applebloom/Sweetie Belle:... Seriously?
 * Scootaloo: Look, I know, but this time, we're not getting any love potions or poisons involved. It's clear that Cherilee NEEDS a very special somepony.
 * Applebloom:... Didn't she used to date a hippogriff?
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, but she offered him to another one, and they just got engaged. Now... She's clearly lonely because that love poison is not going to die.... I don't know about you two, but... We NEED to bring this up to Twilight. If anypony knows about the physics of this love poison, it's her.
 * Starswirl:... I say! You completed THIS spell?!? I've been trying to perfect it for AGES! It was gonna be among my BIGGEST achievements!... You CLEARLY earned those wings!
 * Twilight: Thank you, Starswirl!
 * ???: TWILIGHT?!? (The CMC came in)
 * Twilight: Girls?
 * Starswirl:... Who are these?
 * Twilight: Just young sisters of two of my friends, one of them having a sisterly bond to another one of my friends.
 * Starswirl:... My word, I haven't seen THOSE cutie marks in a long time! They are SO rare and legendary to receive!
 * Applebloom:... Whose your friend?
 * Twilight:... Oh, right, we never told you! This is Starswirl the Bearded. He was apparently locked in limbo for a thousand years after... A misunderstanding.
 * Sweetie Belle:... Huh? All this time, I thought he turned into Discord for a never been spefificifyed reason.
 * Starswirl: Well I'm glad to disprove those thoeries and- (Shakes his head Flintstone sytile) DISCORD?!?
 * Discord: (He teleported in) You called- (He was taken back by the sight of Starswirl, and panicked in a similar fashion to the Mask before his Cuban Pete dance with his tongue, skull, and eyes popping out as he screamed) SON OF A BITCH, HE'S BACK?!
 * Starswirl: WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE?!?
 * Discord: WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-WHA-YIPE!!! (He teleported away but Starswirl teleported him back)... AW, COME ON, I HATE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT!! LET ALONE WHEN PEOPLE DO IT AT ALL?!
 * Twilight: STARSWIRL, CALM DOWN! Discord has been reformed!
 * Starswirl:... I never figured he COULD be reformed!
 * Discord:... Long story short, blame THIS guy! (He teleported in his brother's statue) He lied about you ponies treating us like crap because of what we did in the past, and tricked me into everything I did. Then Fluttershy made me learn the truth, and now, I'm... Well, I'm still a work in progress, to be honest, but I am improving.
 * Starswirl:... I don't believe you!
 * Discord: Hey, if I was STILL evil, why isn't this place a shisofrentic Wonderland by now?
 * Starswirl: "...... That's actually a good point."
 * Discord: Exactly, Gandolf pony! At this point, I've grown out of warping the land. I realized that laughing at others misfortune is, not just ethicly questionable now, but has came to be... Quite boring now. I still find ways to amuse myself, and I just warp the lands of people like the villain enemies we have. I mean, come on!
 * Starswirl: Okay, you made your point. Very well, I will pardon this, unexpected turn of events..... Though I wager this is Celestia's work. That mare has always taken questionable risks at a young age.
 * Discord: Tfff! You don't even know the half of it, Pony Dumbledore! Besides, I'm not in the mood to talk. We've dealt with a LOTTA s***. First, I get turned to stone, AGAIN, when we have a Friendship Festival just because Twilight and Starlight here had a drunken make-out session when stopping some wacky evil Changeling queen, because we had a HELLUVA MOVIE, AND I WASN'T INVITED TO BEAT THIS STORM KING FELLA, AND INSTEAD JUST PLAY WITH THE HEAD PART OF HIS SMASHED STONE BODY, AND A LONG WHILE BACK, WE DEAL WITH SOME WACKY CHANGELING HYBRID LIVING WITH INSECTS, AND HAD TO SEARCH THE HOMELANDS OF YOUR PILLARS BECAUSE THEY WERE APPARENTLY TIED TO THE STRONGEST DRAGON OF ALL TIME, AND... Well... Well, I'm not gonna pick apart everything that happened throughout the month, except the LAST part of Nightmare Night when we decided to watch a special something...
 * SilverQuill: (His video of Without Context: The My Little Pony Movie, was seen as all new characters except Storm King were seen reacting to it in expected ways)
 * Discord: And I ended it by unloading candy all over the crowd and briefly turn the place into Willy Wonka's candy land for a while. Aside from that, life's been smooth. So, how did YOU come back, Starry? Did you come back in style?
 * Applebloom: (As they watched)... Are we being ignored?
 * Starswirl: Um, everypony, I think the children are still present.
 * Discord:... Oh, hey, I totally didn't see you three there! I forgot I was among you three as a CMC.
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, but only in the comics.
 * Sweetie Belle: We came here to ask you about the book you gave us which we used to make that love poison for Big Mac and Cherilee. Apparently, Cheerilee's love poison phase hasn't worn off, and she's still losing sleep and is lonely beyond belief.
 * Starswirl:... Love poison?... Did you happen to use the formula used by King Magella and Queen Lilac?
 * Scootaloo:... Depends, did the formula say tuft of cloud, rainbow glow, stirring fast with a Pegasus feather?
 * Starswirl: Yes. I was alive when they made it.
 * Applebloom:... Well, what a coincidence.
 * Twilight: I could've told you that.
 * Starswirl: Yes, but as somepony who saw their kingdom go to ruins because of it... AND as the one who saved them... I feel it's my duty to explain what I learned about that formula. Indeed, Hearts and Hooves Day started with a love potion. But that's not the whole story.
 * (Starswirl): You read the story further, and you'll see that the prince and princess couldn't perform their royal duties because of the love poison. However... That was no accident. The king... Was quite the disapproving monster. You see, his son was dating the daughter of somepony he hated. The spefics are, still debated, but is agreed that it was because the events took place during the closing days of the Windigo Ice Age. There was a clan of Unicorns who refused to heed to the decree of treating each other warmly. This heritage... Was descended from the tyrant Obsidious, the unicorn who ruled before King Bullion. The family didn't want to be involved with them since the apparent murder of the king, when really, he became a frightening essence of darkness that almost took Bullion's life. But when it was dubbed murder, the family tried to usurp Bullion, and got banished for it. One deviating member wished to forsake Obsidious' ways, by dating a member of the Unicorn Royal Family. Thus, when the truth was discovered by the king just after the end of the Ice Age... He started the holiday infamously. The family was supposed to have developed a love potion to prove the love that can make Equestria as it was being founded blossom, and while some part of that would become the Crystal Empire... Others would evolve in a chain of events that made Hearts and Hooves Day so appreciated. But the king... Made the dark original story that was left out in favor of the pleasant effects. And that... Was the development of the love poison. The king sabotaged the love potion and turned it into a love poison, and thus... Well... The rest you know about. The two couldn't perform their royal duties because of being lost in each other's eyes. Soon enough, the entire kingdom went into chaos, and the place was frozen by Windigoes. Though before the two could be killed, I stepped in and separated them for an hour and freed them of this spell, and deduced the sabotage, and had his father sent to prison. However... The love poison was not done. Apparently, the two didn't have that much in common as they thought, and that the prince ended up cheating on his wife as soon as he met a new mare, and thus the love poison's backup side effects wore off. Then the same thing occurred to the mare. They remained friends, but they got their wish of making peace between two warring nations, one of a dark heritage, and one of pure, as a couple.
 * Starswirl:... To this day, ponies still cry when hearing the true story of Hearts and Hooves Day. That's why we prefer to talk about the positive origins instead of the grim ones.
 * Applebloom:... So that's it, then?
 * Starswirl: What's it?
 * Scootaloo: Well, our teacher and Applebloom's big brother had a little... Love poison incident, in no thanks to us trying to do something albeit helpful but not very advised. The two got married, but a couple of months back, the two divorced as the love poison wore off only half-way and they advised they see other ponies. Big Mac already found the love of his life, but Cheerilee... She's still sulking in loneliness.
 * Starswirl:... Then one of two things must happen: You can either find her the love of her life, and one that is truly the one that fits her just right... Or you can try and make her find a better purpose in life.
 * Applebloom: (The three looked at each other)... I dunno, we don't feel right looking for a very special somepony since we got her in that mess to begin with.
 * Starswirl: Well, the other choice was difficult even for me. Sometimes both can occur at the same time, and that cures indefinitely.
 * Scootaloo: Can't Discord fix it?
 * Discord: What am I, a genie? Okay, granted, I have been joked to basicly be a meaner MLP equilent to Aladdin's genie in this show time and time again, but that mean I can break that kind of logic. And even Genie couldn't do that! That was one of his traits ya know! Sometimes, when I do mind spells, they don't tend to go well. And given what I did to the Remane Five, I'd say you wouldn't like that.
 * Scootaloo: Remane? WHAT?!? REMA- MANE?!? DUDE, IS THAT A WORD PLAY?!? REMAIN-MANE, AS IN MAIN SIX, RE-REMAIN, YOU FFF-... IS THAT A TEXTUAL GAG YOU'RE TRYING TO DRILL IN OUR MINDS BY SPEAKING IT OUT LOUD?!? Wow, that was the lamest way to shorten 'Remaining Mane 5' EVER!... Of all time!
 * Discord: Ohhhhhh, give me a break, my mind's literal jelly of chaos! Plus, when it comes to unicorn potions, Starswirl was sure to keep me from using them against you in the case I should, oh, I dunno, USE THEM AGAINST YOU?!? And since Mayhem, I don't think the ponies can tolerate Draconequus bulls***, and look to Starswirl's visions for protection! Plus, I don't wanna insult your skills as Cutie Mark Crusaders by giving you a cheap solution, otherwise, MSM is gonna bitch at me for it, and then Scroopfan will try to justify their decidion, they'll argue for abit, and then MSM goes to write criticisums in the form of lines for an upcoming episode based on Fame and Misfortune, but for the Lougers, and then they'll kiss and make up until another needless controversey happens. (He gets out a neuralyzer and wipes the memories brought by that line)
 * Starswirl: Who?
 * Discord: Don't worry about that, it'll make even your intelligent mind explode like some crazy school equation.
 * (This played)
 * Discord: Anyway, in Deadpool's terms... DA PLOT DEMANDS IT! Chao! (He teleported away)
 * Sweetie Belle:... Sometimes, he can be a real jack!
 * Starlight and the others came in.
 * Starlight: "Well that sounded like we weren't the only ones concerned about Cheerilee. She started to look like a mess recently. She started to become drunk buddies with Berry Punch ever since she can no longer do Married Mares Romps with Matilda, Mrs. Cake and Spoiled Rich since, well, ya had to be married for that."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh, Berry Punch is actselly a drunkerd because of that one scene of drinking from the bowl? How, original."
 * Pinkie: "Also, that is SO Season 1/2 Continuity! So it's also retro!"
 * Twilight: "Your concerned about Cheerilee as well."
 * Rarity: "More then that! There's a PTA meeting on that! The School Board is up to their ears about concerns of Cheerilee's growing, well, inadequacies. I'm worried her depressed sprial will lead her down to being out of the job and blacklisted from other schools!"
 * The CMC looked concern!
 * Scootaloo: "...... Miss..... Cheerilee..... Could be...... FIRED?!"
 * Applebloom: "THAT COULD DESTROY HER?!"
 * Applejack: "Well I'm sure it's not meant to, it's because those parents are worried that their foals aren't getting a proper education. If Cheerilee doesn't shape up, she may have to be replaced."
 * The CMC started to worry about ending up with a mean teacher, ot a strict teacher, or a mean strict teacher, or a mean strict teacher that hates fouls, or a leager in disgusie!
 * Fluttershy: "Is there anything we can do!"
 * Rarity: "Well I suppose we could start with getting Cheerilee off of the bottle and- (The group noticed a glow)..... (They saw that the Cutie Mark Crusaders' Cutie Marks are glowing)..... Am I seeing things, or is the map, summoning my little sister and her friends?"
 * The Crusaders looked at their flanks!
 * Applebloom: "THE MAP IS SUMMONING US?!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "OH IT'S BAD ENOUGH CHEERILEE IS IN TROUBLE, NOW THE GAME-CHANGING MAP DESIDES TO CALL US TO A FRIENDSHIP PROBLEM?!"
 * Starswirl: "More like, it's choosing you to fix a problem we already know. (It was seen that the Crusaders' marks are stationed in Ponyville)...."
 * Scootaloo: "..... Okay, I know it counted family disbutes as friendship problems, but.... A romantic termoil? How is THAT a friendship problem?"
 * Starswirl: "A mysterious jesture indeed. But consider this. Love is among the greatest magic in all of Equestia. It has stopped the Windigo Ice Age after all. But losing love can be a desistating dishastor. And it is proven with how this mare has been behaving."
 * Sweetie Belle: "But why us?"
 * Oak Golden appeared.
 * Starswirl: "By jove! That's, interesting!"
 * Twilight: "Yeah, Meet Oak Golden. Long story."
 * Starswirl: "I kinda already know of her. She was rather, infamous in her time. I, take it you 'reformed' her as well?"
 * Twilight: "Again, long story."
 * Oak Golden: "Well, the first thing would be because your kinda respondsable for the shenanigans with the love poison to begin with. (Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo blushed). A second reason would be because you contributed in freeing Big Mac from the Love Poison.... Albeit awkwordly, and that your cutie marks are about helping ponies."
 * Scootaloo: "Yeah, but it's usually about getting their cutie marks. And Cheerilee CLEARLY has hers. She explained how she got it in school."
 * Oak Golden: "Ahh, but those kind of marks are a double-edged sword. Trouble Shoes already had his cutie mark, but you aided him anyway. Those Cutie Marks are also reknown, for helping ponies out of personal crises. And Miss Cheerilee, is clearly in the midst of one. I personally believe that she most diffently need your help, before she ends up going down a self-destructive spiral that would lead to her to become a problem for Equestria in some shape or form."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well, how do we fix her?"
 * Oak Golden: "Basicly, the same way you got her into it to begin with. Just one hint..... NO, LOVE POTIONS OR POISONS!"
 * Scootaloo: "Yeesh! We already told Big Mac we know not to make the same mistake twice!"
 * Oak Golden: "Just felt like I needed to make that abundently clear."
 * Starswirl: "I have to agree with her. We must insist you avoid repeating the same mistake, espeically not with love poison. Another dose will only serve to revive the ones already in place."
 * Applejack: "And personally, the sooner the better, because the Apple Family could benifit from having Cheerilee not be single anymore with someone else, because her brother Jeerilee ever since the wedding and even after the devorce have been pestering us about our apples."
 * Scootaloo: "JEERILEE?! Really?! And I thought Discord was bad with puns?!"
 * Discord appeared again!
 * Discord: "Ha, freaking, ha! (Disappears again)"
 * Sweetie Belle: "And who is that anyway?"
 * Applejack: "Like I said, Cheerilee's brother. She never talks about him with you girls? He's the owner of the most controverseal food provider in Equestia, GMO Inc."
 * Deadpool's Commentary Comment: "Well with a name like that, no s*** they're controverseal!"
 * Pinkie: "Deadpool, your kinda not needed now, go home back in the Marvel Universe."
 * The Camera pans out into the theather as Deadpool was seen Mystery Science Theater 3000 systile.
 * Deadpool sighed.....
 * Deadpool: "Yes, Pinkie. (Quietly) One day, Deadpol Science Theater 4000 will get off of kick-starter."
 * Deadpool walked off.
 * Camera pans back to the episode.
 * Applebloom: "GMO Inc?"
 * Rarity: "It stands for "Granted Magic Organics", they're reknown to basicly being the Genesis of the food world. They're known to try and use magic and science at the same time, and are infamous for all sorts of, questionable choices, like trying to make animal meat taste like plants so ponies can enjoy proper meat-based products without, sicken our vegitarian stomichs, doing projects that try to make Zap Apples independent of an annual ritual, and the most infamous one..... (Shudder), The Vegi Pony Exspeariment."
 * Starswirl: "...... AND THAT COMPANY IS STILL ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS?! Uggggh, good grief, I figured an Alicorn God of all things would be stricter on that kind of misuse of magic?!"
 * Twilight: "Yeah, even I have to question Celestia on that one."
 * Applejack: "That doesn't matter for now. The point is, you three fillies better get started on getting Cheerilee on the right path. The sooner that happens, Jeerilee will HAVE to take his business elsewhere."
 * The Same Carrot-Headed Crow was seen spying on the window and flew off, cawing as the Crusaders rush out to do what is needed!
 * The Parents began all talking at once as Spoiled Rich struggled to maintain control, along side a Fancy Pants Look-A-Like, A donkey like Cranky, and an old mare like Granny Smith.
 * Spoiled Rich: "ORDER, ORDER?! (The Parents calm down)..... Look, Mr. Ed Ucate of Canterlot, Learn O'Doodle of Fillydelpia, and Miss Bookworm have all understood your concerns. It's clear that Miss Cheerilee may.... Have lost her edge. That's why we agreed to recruit a new teacher that will never, lose her edge."
 * ???: "(Russian Accent) And you already have her, comrades."
 * An incredably strict looking, tall and skinny, slightly aged unicorn came in with a horn that is wearing an iron horn with spikes, in an outfit that looks more like she's dressed to be a totalarian dictator then an educator, a cutie mark of a dunce hat being smited by a small whip, having a pet large condor-like creature that snarled, a scorpian on her sholder, and a hissing pet Vampire Fruit Bat!
 * Spoiled Rich looked extremely nervious as this pony approuched her then stopped.
 * Spoiled Rich: ".... Ma..... Ma......... Miss Cold Ironheart...... Your..... Your..... Your back in Ponyville?!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "And back, from retirement. I heard about my, younger, inexspearienced replacement has turned incompident..... As expected. Cherilee is an undisaplene foal, I, am an exspearienced teacher that has the children respect me, not love. Love, has no obedience! No behavior! No respect?! Well, I, My Necrodor Konder, (The Condor creature), My Fact-Check-Tail Scorpion, Boris, (The Scorpian gave a tough grunt), and my Vampire Fruit Bat, Vampir, (The Vampire Fruit Bat Hissed), have come to return to make the new generation appresiate higher education."
 * Spoiled Rich: "N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-now, remember, you, you were retired for a reason-"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "Wait..... Do I know you from somewhere?"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Nope! Complete stranger?!"
 * Boris: "Da. She Spoiled Milk. The bratty student who always sat next to Filthy Rich."
 * Spoiled Rich: "CONFOUNDERY, YOU STING-TAILED TATTLE TALE- (Konder snarled her back down!) YEEE?!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "Ahhh... Da. I remember you. Spoiled like your name..... STOP SLOUTHING?! (Spoiled Milk sat up straight)! Front hooves on desk (She did so) Eyes set straight and forword (Spoiled Rich did that!)"
 * Spoiled Rich: "I see, retirement hasn't weaken you in the slightest-"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "DON'T SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TOO?!"
 * Spoiled Rich shuts up!
 * Ed Ucate: "Now see here, miss Cold, remember that she is in context, part of the board! And since you intent to come out of retirement, that makes her your boss!"
 * Learn: "I reckon it does! So ya'll can't treat her like your student anymore!"
 * Bookworm: "So we recimend you ease on your attatude."
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... My humblest apologies, I was only making sure Spoiled remembered her, training. And still as obedient as ever. With the right amount of force, any pony can become the most well trained individual, with decisive determination, magic disaplene, and some..... Conditioning. I can turn any unruly brat, into a model child."
 * ???: "OW?!"
 * Emerald was seen pulling on a pigtail filly's mane!
 * Pigtailed Filly: "OW?! THAT HURTS?!"
 * Emerald: "WELL TOUGH BREAK?! YA SHOULDN'T HAVE PIGTAILS FOR ME TO YANK?!"
 * Pigtailed Filly: "BUT THEN I CAN'T BE CALLED PEGGY PIGTAILS?!"
 * Emerald laughed!
 * Beryl gasped!
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: ".... Observe... Konder! Fecth?!"
 * Konder screeched and flew up after Emerald!
 * Emerald: "WHAT IN THE- (Gets grabbed by Konder and dragged back to Miss Cold Heart to Peggy's shock!) Hey, what's the big idea sicing your giant flying chicken, lady?! What are ya, some kind of Gothic Wet Dream?"
 * Mis Cold Ironheart gave him a stare like Fluttershy, but more akin to that of Lady Termine as it got to Emerald!
 * Emerald: "BAH!? DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT?!"
 * Cold Ironheart kept at it until Emerald submits.
 * Emerald: "(Wimpers)......"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Konder, let go."
 * Konder drops Emerald.
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... Your, dismiessed."
 * Emerald ran off like a literal chicken!
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Let it be shown that I have deminstraighted that I have turn that disobedient brat, into a well behaived child. Hence why, I should be allowed to take my position back. Any questions?"
 * A burp was heard!
 * A drunken Cherilee was seen!
 * Cheerilee: "(Slurred) More like an objection, you cold hearted witch! Crap like that got you retired for a reason?! Ya were treating fillies like crap!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Are you..... Drunk?"
 * Cheerilee: "(Slurred) Hey don't get smart with me!! I may be wasted up to my *Hic* flank, but I have more moral character then you! In fact, I just have THIS, to say to ya.... (Breaths in)... (Blows an epicly long rasberry at Miss Cold Ironheart like SpongeBob did in the 2004 movie, to her utter lack of being amsued as Konder snarled and Vampir growled)... (Stops)... There... I think I made my *Hic* point!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Dear Parents, are you NOT having the PTA to talk about her failure to keep professional demeanor?! Look at her! She looks more like Manehatten Trash then teacher!"
 * Cheerilee: "WELL YOU LOOK LIKE A DICTATOR!! SO WE'RE *Hic* EVEN?! AND THE PINK ELEPHANTS AGREE WITH ME!!" (Pink Elephants similar to the ones in Dumbo, but in more Equestrian style, were seen enslaving the place, but only in Cherilee's head, as a remixed instrumental of their song played, but stopped briefly to give her a thumbs up)
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "Bah! Spoiled, fire Cheerilee now and enact me as new teacher!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Well, ya know, she's mostly not being herself, and-"
 * Konder screeched!
 * Spoiled Rich: "BAHHHH?! CHEERILEE, I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO-"
 * ???: "WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT?!"
 * The Crusaders charged in!
 * Applebloom: "MISS RICH, YOU CAN'T FIRE CHEERILEE?!"
 * Spoiled Rich: "(Quietly) Miss Cold's bird is watching us!! (Konder snarled)"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "... Who, are, you, three?"
 * Spoiled Rich: "Oh, uh, they're Applebloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. The, Qoute/UnQoute "Cutie Mark Crusaders", who used to do crazy stunts back in their blankflank days and-"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "WHAT?!"
 * Applebloom: "Oh way to open your big mouth again, Spoiled."
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... Vampir, retreave me their periment records?!"
 * Vampir flew off and went to the cabinent and opened it, grabbed three files and went back to Miss Cold.
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... Reckless amount of stunts, obedience problems, going to an outlaw's camp, stowing away into hero vessels, reckless wondering?! UGGGH, YOU FILLIES ARE IN WORSE SHAPE THEN I THOUGHT?! YOU NEED DISAPLENE?!"
 * Cheerilee: "Hey, you *Hic*, leave them alone!!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "You can't tell me what to do! Once I become teacher, I will correct these children?!"
 * Applebloom: "WELL NOT IF WE FIX WHAT IS WRONG WITH CHERILEE!!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... Oh? Da? And what can you do, to fix Cheerilee?"
 * Sweetie Belle: "She's only like this because of love poison."
 * Spoiled: Well, it was still your fault, but you did it for her!
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: WHAT?!? THEY GAVE HER LOVE POISON?!?
 * CMC: SPOILED!!!
 * Spoiled: SORRY!!! SOMEONE CAPABLE OF MAGIC PLEASE ZIP MY MOUTH SHUT! (Discord did so as he was heard snickering and did pranks on the Pink Elephants in Cherilee's drunken POV)
 * Applebloom: (Sighs) Point is, look at our cutie marks! You can't go wrong with them, and we were told that they are legendary and rare! And we were sent here by the Princess of Friendship to deal with this. When we find her a stallion to replace Big Mac, we can have a good teacher again!
 * Miss Cold Ironheart:... Then let's make wager, 'Crusaders'. If you can't do it in the next 24 hours come the next PTA meeting, then it proves that I, am the only teacher Ponyville deserved!
 * Scootaloo: YOU'RE ON-
 * Applebloom: NOT YET!... We need to be safe with this one. We don't wanna get our hopes too high. What if Cold here tries to cheat by sabotaging the bet? (Cold scoffs offended) No intentional offence miss, but, let's be honest, your a mean teacher with a pet scary bird, a bat, and a scorpion, and that you have a heavy prussin accent and you kinda dressed like a dictator. Your apeparence just SCREAMS potaintional secondary agtagentist if that Jeerilee thing comes into the picture. Also, since we were told of Trixie's stunt with the Alicorn Amulet and Latifier, I never trusted bets in any fashion, and never make em' unless we know we can win. First, Cold? You must swear to NEVER hamper our bet in ANY fashion! If you do, the deal is immediately off, and you are more untrustworthy than you claim Cherilee is!
 * Cold Ironheart: (Growls, but takes a deep breath)... Very well! I can see why you'd have that mindset. Very well, I keep my end of the deal. I am an honorable pony even if others don't see it.
 * Scootaloo:... Now?
 * Applebloom: Yes, now!
 * Scootaloo: GOOD! YOU'RE ON, YOU OLD HAG!!
 * Konder and Vampire growled!
 * Boris: "OH NOW YOU MESSED UP, YOU LITTLE-"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "Let them boast, my pets. There's no way, they can fix.... (Looks at Cherilee already passed out)..... That. Even if I won't ever harm my name by cheating them, they are not as experienced as I believe those 'legendary' cutie marks suggest. I will be back tomorrow to claim my rightful place. (Leaves with her pets)"
 * Applebloom: "... Miss Spoiled, who was that mean old pony?!"
 * Spoiled Rich: (Discord unzipped her mouth)... (Sighs)... She used to be among the meanest teachers of this school. We gave her a forced retirement because she was being too rough on fillies and colts, believing they needed to be more quote-on-quote, proactive, disapleaned and level-headed. Some of these exploits were... Rough.
 * Sweetie Belle:... If she's allowed to replace Cherilee, fillies WILL be as mean as Emerald, or worse!
 * Spoiled Rich: "Actselly, students became relitively obedient under her watch."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Yeah, but think about the SUPER-Senstive Fillies and Colts! They might not cope with her as easily!"
 * Spoiled Rich: ".... Ahhh. Fair point."
 * Applebloom: We can't let that happen! We GOTTA find a coltfriend for Cherilee! Our school depends on it, and so do our classmates! Don't worry, everypony! We won't be alone on this... Well... Kinda we have to be since the map chose us and thus Twilight insists that this is our mission, but... There's surely others that can lend a hand given we're still young. But regardless, we'll do whatever we can! We cross our hearts and hope to die!
 * Mr. Ed Ucate: Be careful out there, then! (The three went out).... So, next topic of the PTA meeting, the Basement Creeper Spider selling our children cheat-sheets for their homework in the school's basement.
 * Parent 1: "HEY IT'S DOING IT RIGHT NOW?!"
 * A Giant Spider from the school's celler was seen selling some kids cheat-sheets........
 * The Giant Spider meeped and ran off as the PTA meeting chased it!
 * Mr. Ed Ucate: "...... Well..... That escalated quickly."
 * Spoiled Rich face-palmed.

Chapter 3: The Crusaders To The Romantic Rescue/Halo Jump
Ponyville Gazebo Flashback Present Flashback... Present
 * Scootaloo: (The three went out to Ponyville)... Well, here we go!
 * Applebloom: You sure it was a good idea to make that deal?
 * Scootaloo: Well we did make her promise not to cheat.
 * Sweetie Belle: "But can we be SURE she would keep up to it?"
 * Scootaloo: Admitingly hard to say, but if it means embarrassing that jerk, then it'll be worth it in the end.
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, let's get on with it! (They sing this again)
 * Button Mash: EW, COOTIES! ALSO, YOU COSTED ME MY GAME LIKE LAST TIME, SWEETIE BELLE?!
 * 'Old' Stallion: YEESH, NO RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY! ALSO, YOU JUST INTERUPTED A FUNERAL AGAIN, YOU WHIPPER-SNAPPER?!
 * Sick Stallion: BLAME STDS, OKAY?!?
 * 'Silly' Stallion: HEY, I CAN BE CHARMINGLY FUNNY!
 * 'Uptight' Stallion: I SAY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?
 * 'Flashy' Stallion: Hey, it's hip!
 * Dr. Whooves: OH COME ON, IT WAS MOSTLY AN ACCSIDENT?!
 * 'Short' Stallion: You ever hear of miniature horses like in that cute Amazon commercial? DON'T JUDGE ME!!!
 * 'Tall' "Stallion": THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A GIRAFFE!!!
 * 'Clean' Guy: IT'S CALLED HYGEINE!!
 * 'Smelly' Guy: I WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A BATH!!!
 * 'Jelly' Guy: I MAKE JELLY! IT'S WHAT I DO!!!
 * Scootaloo: (After avoiding an angry mob)... Maybe we shouldn't just judge ponies like that again.
 * Applebloom: Let's be sure to have Twilight say sorry for us and have Pinkie give them apology cupcakes. Regardless... (They continue the song until they see a pure hippogriff looking cutely at Cherilee)
 * Sweetie Belle:... Dude, you got anything better to do than to stare at Cherilee like that? (They realized)... Oh please, oh please, oh please, say-
 * Hippogriff: Nope! Sorry, I hope that doesn't make me look like a perv- (The two finished the song in joy)....... So....... You guys are cool then?
 * Applebloom: Wait a minute... ANOTHER hippogriff... In love with Cherilee?
 * Scootaloo: And one that's from Hippogrifia, no less?
 * Sweetie Belle: Well, he doesn't look that bad, I'll give him that.
 * Hippogriff: "Uh, little fillies, right RIGHT here ya know!"
 * Applebloom: Oh, yeah, uh... DO you like Miss Cherilee?
 * Hippogriff: WHA, NO! (The three smirked teasingly)... (Sighs) Fine, yes! But, how is that any of your business?
 * Applebloom:... Cuz... She kinda needs our help. She's lonely, and went through a nasty divorce because we ended up messing with her mind with a love poison trying to blindly get him and my big brother to get together. Now Big Mac's got a love interest, and she doesn't... So...
 * Hippogriff:... They... They divorced? Huh? I didn't know that.
 * Sweetie Belle:... (She did this)
 * Hippogriff: What?
 * Sweetie Belle: First, they've been divorced for MONTHS, AND THAT'S LONGER BEFORE THAT NASTY STORM KING ATTACKED! SURELY YOU CAME AFTER THAT, AND HAVE BEEN FLYING AROUND A LOT! AND YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE DONE?!?
 * Hippogriff: Yeesh, kid, I just moved outta Seaqustria just last month, and I haven't met a pony in YEARS, even BEFORE the weeks that followed when we were chased underwater. When those six cute ponies showed us a good time, I ran away to live with them when they were cast off. So... I kinda wanna understand you all.
 * Scootaloo: Oooh, a fish outta water, eh? That's gonna make for cute flirting. I'm sure a girl would LOVE a guy who can make her laugh with his naïveté, sweep her off her hooves, and just give her life a little adventure.
 * Sweetie Belle: This guy is DEFINITELY the one! (The two looked suspiciously at her)... Hey, I dunno yet, we just need to make it work. We did it for Big Mac and Sugar Belle, right? We can do it again for Cherilee and... Uh... Name?
 * Hippogriff: Halo Jump.
 * Applebloom: HOLY APPLE OF EDEN, THAT'S THE COOLEST NAME I EVER HEARD!!!
 * Halo Jump: "Thanks, my parents were.... Inventive with names."
 * Sweetie Belle: Where'd you get a name like that?
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, Rainbow Dash says that it's supposed to be what's called jumping out of an aircraft and freefalling yet having safety to not go out with a splat.
 * Halo Jump: (Chuckles)... You won't believe it... But my mom went into labor when... When freefalling.
 * Applebloom:... That doesn't sound safe at all.
 * Halo Jump: We have wings, so it's not a big concern... Unless one of them is broken, but whatever. I... I always like doing extreme things. See, mom said I might've gotten it when I triggered the labor when I felt like I was in danger and did more than kick... I kicked myself outta her belly. I learned how to fly early as a baby, and after experience the thrill when I really should've experienced the danger, I... Became quite the thrill-seeker.
 * Scootaloo:... Rainbow Dash would really like you.
 * ???: SCOOTS! (Rainbow Dash flew in)
 * Scootaloo: Speaking of which!
 * Halo Jump: (Gasps) IT'S ONE OF THE PONIES THAT VISITED! Miss, I-I am so sorry for what Queen Novo did. It was just-
 * Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, who are you? Girls, you're supposed to help Cheerilee.
 * Applebloom: We are... And we did! We may've found her a very special somepony. Meet, Halo Jump.
 * Rainbow Dash: HALO JUMPIN'- WHAT THE SHAZBOT!? THAT'S THE COOLEST NAME EVER!
 * Applebloom: I KNOW, RIGHT?!? HE SAYS HE WAS BORN WHEN HIS MOM WAS FREEFALLING, LEARNED HOW TO FLY AS A BABY, AND IS A THRILL-SEEKER!
 * Rainbow Dash: Is he?... And you're SURE this guy is the right one for Cheerilee?
 * Sweetie Belle: We saw him peeping at Cheerilee, so... Yeah.
 * Halo Jump: Uh, I can explain, really. Also, sorry for what Queen Novo-
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, for the latter, don't worry about it, Novo already forgave us. As for the former, why would you be staring and making googley-eyes at a pony who's having the worst day of her life and has been drinking herself silly? She needs help if you didn't get the memo.
 * Halo Jump: Sorry, it's just... I can't help it, she's really cute. She's especially so when she's drunk, and I cannot BELIEVE those words came outta my beak!
 * Rainbow Dash:... You SURE this is the right one for Cheerilee?
 * Scootaloo: Don't take our word for it, let's introduce the two! You get Halo ready, we'll do so for Cheerilee, hopefully before she takes her next drink and when she's fully sober.
 * Halo Jump: WHOA-WHOA-WHOA! I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO MEET HER NOW!
 * Rainbow Dash: Come on, thrill-seeker! You want the girl, don't'cha?
 * Halo Jump:... I didn't expect to so soon, but I guess, yet I still feel I need to wait-
 * Rainbow Dash: (She went abruptly like this)
 * Halo Jump: ALRIGHT, DON'T PRESSURE ME! WHERE DO WE MEET?!? (The three got clever smirks)
 * Cheerilee was seen finally sobered up, though looks like she's fighting off a hangover.
 * Cheerilee: "Owwww, my head. Maybe I should only take water from here own out when I hang out with Berry Punch. Also, I may need to tell her to retire that old mindset of hers, I mean, her being a drunkerd is SO Season 1/2 continuity, that hasn't been relivent in years!... Wait... Why am I back at the Gazebo?
 * ???: Because Miss Cheerilee... (The CMCs came in)
 * Applebloom: You need an intervention.
 * Sweetie Belle: Exactly! With your drinking problem, you need our help. You're going to be fired in 24 hours and replaced by some mean pony named Cold Ironheart.
 * Cheerilee:... WHAT?!? HER?!? THAT MEAN MONSTER?!?
 * Scootaloo:... You don't remember talking to her in a daze?
 * Cheerilee: I was drunk, so, no!
 * Applebloom: Look, Miss Cheerilee, you need help more than ever now. We have to save your career within 24 hours, or Cold is gonna take your place.
 * Cheerilee: NO LOVE POTIONS! (The three laughed)
 * Sweetie Belle: Trust me, Miss Cheerilee, that's not what we're doing. Another dose of that would surely not be pretty. No... We met someone who... Might be a fitting pick for you.
 * Cheerilee: 'Someone'... You mean, he's not a pony?
 * Applebloom: Nope, but he's quite close. He'll be here shortly.
 * Cheerilee: "(Sighs). What choice do I really have? Espeically with my job on the line, appearently."
 * Scootaloo: "So, while we're waiting, maybe explain more about that Miss Cold Ironheart lady?"
 * Cheerilee: "Oh, well, you see, she used to be a teacher even before I was born and continued when Spoiled Rich and Filthy were fillies. She and her pets think being cruel to fillies will equil automatic obedience. She's nothing but a tense fear monger!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "Well she seems rather tense at you."
 * Cheerilee: "........ You fillies know how I said I woke up one morning to my cutie mark? I, may've fabercated alittle. I was actselly, an extremely late bloomer. I didn't get my cutie mark until I was a teen! And I got it because.... I stood up to Miss Cold Ironheart."
 * (Cheerilee): "It all started on a groovy afternoon trip to manehatten when I saw Miss Cold taking the fillies to a filedtrip to the Manehatten Museum, and, there was a particular filly that wasn't being, obedient with her."
 * A Younger Miss Cold Ironheart was seen frustraighted with a pre-teen Thunderlane, as Konder and Vampir snarled with her, as Boris look tense.
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOU UNDISAPLENED BRAT?!"
 * Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "Ya heard me, you miserable old witch! We're not going anywhere with you until you start being nice to us!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "...... KONDER?! (Konder grabbed Thunderlane and hold him up to her) (Cold Ironheart gives Thunderlane her glare to try and submit Thunderlane.)"
 * Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "Pffft! You given me that mean look so many times, I grown used to it! I mean, come on, didn't your mother say to not make mean looks?"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "(Growls?!)"
 * Boris: "Then this calls for physical disapplene, mi'lady."
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "..... (Smiles).... Da. (Brings out a minture whip) It's time I really break your spirit?!"
 * Pre-Teen Thunderlane: "HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA, WE'RE YOUR STUDENTS, NOT A BUNCH OF TORTURE INMATES?!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "THIS, IS TO INSPIRE YOU TO RESPECT AND FEAR ME AS YOUR GATEKEEPER TO AN ORGANISED AND PERFECT LIFE, YOU INSUFFERABLE-"
 * ???: MISS COLD! (The school board came in)
 * Mr. Ed Ucate: This nice Cheerilee mare informed us of what was going on while we were in the museum getting tickets ready! You are RELIEVED of duty!!
 * Miss Cold:... We were playing Daring Do-
 * Mr. Ed Ucate: I mean it?!
 * Miss Cold: I swear I-
 * Mr. Ed Ucate: UP?! YOUR, "RETIRED", AS A NICE WAY TO PUT IT?! GET OUT! What you did to these kids? There's a special place in TARTARUS for ponies like you!
 * Miss Cold: (She looked angrily at Cheerilee)... You will regret this one day!
 * Cheerilee: Pfft, not likely! I did the right thing! Now leave?!
 * Miss Cold: (She got angry and threw the whip in her face and left)...
 * Cheerilee: (She got the whip away, and the fillies cheered for her and loved her, going from timid shy wrecks to nicer children)... I... It's nothing, really.
 * Cheerilee: I had since enjoyed the feeling and had a joyous night sleep... AND Then I woke up with my cutie mark. (The Trio stared at her)....... The example I set that day, inspired me to do teaching more than Miss Cold ever would. I was scared she'd swear revenge given how she took her retirement. That info caused her to be disowned by her father, her home foreclosed, and her boyfriend to leave her.
 * Scootaloo: Ouch! There's NO way she'll forgive you after THAT!
 * Cheerilee: Exactly! It won't matter what she promises. She's GOING to get revenge on me and steal my job at any cost.... I... I need your help!
 * Applebloom: Well, Twilight's map says so, so yeah, you DO need us!
 * Sweetie Belle: Don't worry, Miss Cheerilee! We'll help you put that jerk in her place! We made clear that if she was caught cheating us, she'd forfeit the wager!
 * Cheerilee: YOU WAGERED HER?!? I JUST TOLD YOU SHE WOULDN'T-
 * Applebloom: Well, we do have eyes-in-the-sky, INCLUDING the one we found for you. He has a thing for you. He said... He thinks you're cute when you're drunk.
 * Cheerilee:... Charming.
 * ???: GIRLS! (Rainbow Dash came in with Halo Jump)
 * Rainbow Dash:... He's ready. It took a LOTTA crap to get him out of his treehouse... But it was done.
 * Applebloom:... Miss Cheerilee... Meet, Halo Jump.
 * Cheerilee:... Wow!... That's an amazing name!
 * Halo Jump: (He giggled insanely and blushed)... I-I-I CAN'T DO THIS- (He tried to fly away until Rainbow Dash grabbed his tail and pulled him back down)
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey I know your part bird, but don't chicken out now! You have her in your sights, just tell her how you feel!
 * Halo Jump: "Okay, but no promsies it won't end up coming out stupid!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Just try! (They left and waited in the Gazebo)... (The two stared excitedly)
 * Halo Jump:... Cheerilee?
 * Cheerilee: Yeah? (The four had glittering expressions)...
 * Halo Jump:... (He gagged immediately) Your breath reeks of alcohol! (Record scratch)
 * Rainbow Dash: AW, COME OOOON!!!!
 * Cheerilee: "I know, I know! I hung out with Berry Punch ever since I was no longer welcomed in the Married Couple Romps with Spoiled, Mrs. Cake and Matilda in light of my, devorce."
 * Halo Jump: Well, you're still friends, right?
 * Cheerilee: Yes, but still, can't be with them in the Married Couple Romps anymore.
 * Halo Jump:... Well... You can start again with the boyfriend business. I... I admit, I have been watching you since I first moved here from Seaquestria.
 * Cheerilee: Seaquestria?
 * Halo Jump: Long story, really.
 * (Halo Jump): I was among the many transformed hippogriff citizens that lived there in the weeks following the invasion of the Storm King, AND when the Princess of Friendship came with friends... I was hesitant at first as I did before when it came to ponies, mainly because they were so cute. I was scared that calling something sentient cute can mean they take it the wrong way. But by having a great time when Novo gave them seapony forms, I started to become more interested with what they had. So, by the time Novo banished them, I was distraught. I was one of the subjects to not appreciate Novo's sudden heel-turn after the ponies showed they were not that bad. So, I ran away from home, and moved to their home in Ponyville. I now live in a treehouse not too far from here I built myself with no budget and quick wits. It worked well. I had a place to live, and after I had to follow the law and give it a budget, I built my own citizenship, and... 5 days later, I met you. You... You were clearly drunk on apple cider, then started moving to more intoxicating alcoholic beverages. Many, including myself as I figured you were too drunk to recognize me, suggested you go to substitutes like sugar-based drinks, but... Yeah, your intoxication made it fail.
 * Halo Jump: I loved you, and I couldn't help but think you were cute when drinking, because... Well, by drinking, you do funny things and things that can likely turn any male on.
 * Cheerilee: Yes, I was told that males cannot control such a thing because it's kinda instinctual and natural. I don't blame you for... Liking whatever you saw me do.
 * Halo Jump: So... I wanna ask... Will you be my very special somepony?
 * Cheerilee: Well, I need to get used to you, but, I guess I can't hurt to try.
 * CMC: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Halo Jump: "..... Excitable bunch, aren't they?"
 * Cheerilee: "You have, no idea."
 * The Carrot Head Crow sees this and flies off cawing.

Chapter 4: Jeerilee: Boss of GMO Inc
A large Omninous Factory-Like Building.
 * The Carrot Headed Crow arrived to the building and flew through a window, reveiling a series of vegiable and fruit-headed ponies working are vegitable-themed chickens and pigs are being farmed, and apple trees being continiously zapped to try and create Zap Apples.
 * The Carrot-Headed Crow arrived to the office of a Stallian in Cheerilee's colors, but in a suit and a cutie mark of a needle being injected into a seed. This is safely assumed to be Jeerilee.
 * Jeerilee: "What is the status of my sister, Carrow?"
 * The Carrow cawed.
 * Jeerilee: "I was afraid of that?!"
 * The Carrow cawed.
 * Jeerilee: "A HIPPOGRIFF?! My sister's dating a Hippogriff?! Blast?! He'll offer a unigte exspearience then Big Mac would've ever gave! And just like that?! My hope to buy their secret to getting Zap Apple Jam and there many perfect for exspearimentation, among with revolutionising this coperation, gone, like that?!"
 * ???: "Aww, don't worry boss!"
 * Three Vegitable Headed Ponies came up.
 * Potato-Headed Pony: "You'll be able to make your own zap apples in no time. (A fire whoosh was heard).... Make that eventually."
 * Onion-headed Pony: "Whoo-whoo-whoo-whoo! That sounded like another tree caught on fire! Nyack-Nyack-Nyack!"
 * Carrot-Headed Pony: "Oh well, ya win some, ya lose some."
 * Jeerilee: "GAHH?! You stooges aren't helping me one bit?! Potamoe, Cunion, And Larroty, my dreams to having tge Apple Family trees is on the line! I need you stooges to find how it was possable that my sister fell in loved with Big Mac to begin with!"
 * Potamoe: "Ya got it boss..... But thing is..... We don't know where to start!"
 * Cunion: "Oh, oh oh! Maybe it was a love potion!"
 * Potamoe: "Don't be stupid, (Smacks him), Stupid! No way a potion could ever lead to a marrage like that!"
 * Larroty: "Uh, if I can interject-"
 * Potamoe: "Interject this! (Hoof-Smacks into Larroty's face)!"
 * Jeerilee was rubbing his temples as the free vegiponies engaged in Three Stooges-like slap stick!
 * ???: "Tecnecally, yes, it wasn't a love POTION?!"
 * Miss Cold Ironheart walked in as it was seen that security guards cowered over her.
 * Miss Cold Ironheart: "But a love, Poison."
 * The Three Vegiponies: "NAYYYYH, (Hides behind crates!)"
 * Jeerilee: "Wait..... Aren't you that mean pony my sister replaced?"

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