Honor Among Criminal Scum

The Heroes Act have finally discovered clues as on where to find the Morecraft that helped them beat CEO Vacoh Quqe Blacktrey during the events of The Nuclear Winter from, of all people, the head of taking down other lawless worlds like Ataxia known as Maxxus, whom is a vestigial-eyed alien capable of seeing without eyes. But so have the Lodgers who have been sticking around during a trip out of their own dimensions. They back-trace the clues to a lawless system called the Auliffer-Wrague System, where even with the presence of rising and stronger law enforcement cleaning up even the worse of it's locations, mainly because of Maxxus' associates, is as of now still considered "a wretched hive of the criminal scum that have formed throughout the AUU's lifetime" until further notice, a for-now-perfect setting for the Morecraft and his friends to hide, and Maxxus says that he wants to find him, not to arrest him, but under orders of his employer to find and bring him a great role in antihero business as an ally for both the HA and Maxxus' Lawgivers. They discover the Morecraft himself, who goes by the name Solo Morecraft, hanging out with his friends in a shady place on the planet of Tewster as he introduces them to his friends and, when offered a chance for him to serve as their undercover ally for infiltrating highly-guarded lawless sectors across the AUU, he reveals that he left the clues to Maxxus purposefully to lead them to him so they could talk about the fact that, as an antihero criminal, he needs to discuss how he and his friends are gonna live, and thus Maxxus decides to help him in return for Morecraft considering being a criminal double-agent. However, word quickly leaks out about this deal about to commence, and everyone in the system is alerted and offered a rich reward of rarium to capture him and prevent him from allowing the Heroes Act to have a single impact on the criminal society even greater then the stronger law enforcement. And so, several crime lords, bandits, criminals, pirates, and other bad people decide to act fast. With their methods of transportation taken from them to the capital of the system, the heroes must do what they can to escape the evils of the criminal society, and dodge every criminal higher-up in the system, getting to the criminal leaders of the system possessing their vehicles, The Obsidian Hobnobbers, who live in a giant flying castle the size of Mt. Everest, and are actually doing this out of fear that they will shut down the system's "preferred" criminal society as they believe laws can create as much harm as they can create peace, and have a wider range of beliefs in the meaning of crime as it can be just as much a "peaceful" existence as a lawful world can be, as it was "proven" before in the AUU that laws aren't needed to create a peaceful society. However, the rising law enforcement has counter-arguements that those that WANT law and order have otherwise beliefs against the zealotical and ignorent crime leaders and said that those who aren't criminals are suffering from this sort've state and that the kind of thing the crooks want and believe in, is utter garbage. It also doesn't help the criminal socity that they just ROBBED the very heroes they so "feared" would ruin their socity where just leaving them alone would at least only make it that it would end with some of the more problematic crime leaders being taken down. Now thanks to the Obsidian Hobnobbers, every crime leader will be targeted because now they will ALL be viewed as a problem if the mere preasence of hero teams makes them react like this, and to atthive this, the heroes and Solo well take down the biggest meeting of criminal leaders in the secter, called "The Crime Convention", and strike down the moral of the crime-infested socity by taking down the secter president, President Shi Thole, who so happened to be the main leader of the Obsidian Hobnobbers and also happened to be displaying their victicales like a smugass as if the heroes are helpless without them. Natrolly, this will end poorly for the smug jerk and his insane crime-dominet rule. But the real challnage is, what is to become of Solo once law enforcement is turely empowered? Can the heroes figure out a way to make sure the legacy of the Morecrafts end peacefully? Especially when there's a member of the Obsidian Hobnobbers who has a better perspective of right and wrong than the others can POSSIBLY understand?

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Solo In Action Again
Wolbfe Prime Later...
 * (???): (An unknown figure acrobatically approached a giant sci-fi-looking warehouse with 'HPA' on it)... Solo, are you sure you can do this? The Human Protection Agency has been QUITE known for air-tight security, and it's Legion-funded security is top notch.
 * (Solo): I assure you, Smarty... I NEED to do this! If I don't stop this, Maxxus is gonna get the wrong idea about me. I can't risk being hunted down more than before. Besides, I don't think I should follow the advice of someone who wasn't a good protector when everything went south at the last minute.
 * (Smarty): ARE YOU STILL ON THAT?!? I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * (Solo): Oh, you know what you did! Look, that doesn't mean I don't understand your concern. This is by far one of the ballsiest things I've ever done. If I don't, then we're gonna be in FAR bigger trouble. I HAVE to sneak in, destroy all the files AND the one with my family symbol, bust the real culprit, and set things right. And do you recall the last time I followed your advice after we broke up? We got framed for a crime we didn't commit, and had to leave yet ANOTHER planet.
 * (Smarty): (Sighs) You're right. And when are you gonna cut me some slack?
 * (Solo): I'm giving you as much slack as I can. Now tell me, is everyone in position?
 * (Smarty): Well, I don't know. Are they?
 * (Pimp): Pimp reporting. The weapon systems are offline, and the defenses are set.
 * (Barrage): Barrage reporting. Support is operational.
 * (Protégé): Protégé reporting. I'm adding extra surveillance. Just got into the camera feed like you said.
 * (Squeeze): Squeeze reporting. Computer information at the ready.
 * (Sick): Slick reporting. Adding invisible support and sabotaging the important stuff.
 * (Tinker): Tinker reporting. Adding all the support I can. (Giggles)
 * (Eye-in-the-Sky): Eye-in-the-Sky reporting. Air surveillance all the way.
 * (Healer): Healer reporting. You need health, call me in.
 * (Junk): Junk reporting. Getting as much junk as we can to ensure these motherf*****s don't strike back.
 * (Solo):... And... Noob?
 * (Noob): WHOOOOAAAAAA-... Oh, thank God! That was a close one! Uh, reporting! Uh, what's my job again?
 * (Solo):... Distract the soldiers!
 * (Noob): Oh, yeah, (Chuckles), just forgot when thinking about how risky that was to my health and then forgot what I was thinking when I saw Maxxus' car comi- OH, CRAP! MAXXUS IS COMING! Solo, is it time?
 * (Solo): Not until I say. Noob, keep an eye on them. It's time I went into action. I won't let these fanatics ruin my legacy. Initiate Phase 1! (He jumps in as this music plays)
 * (Solo): (The one called Solo flipped in, blending in the shadows as he took out several armed guards, and the security was being shut down thanks to Squeeze's influence, until he arrived at the office of what he believes is the hiding place of the fanatic)... Squeeze?
 * (Squeeze): It appears to be a laser-lock that has over a hundred requirements to lock and secure it. One of the finest theft-proof human technology this colony of theirs had to offer. You'll need a key that automatically gives them all to open it.
 * (Solo): Where is the one who has it?
 * (Squeeze): Inconclusive. The key has some kind of cloaking device that keeps it from being located by my computers.
 * (Noob): Does the key look like a cross between a chip and the key?
 * (Squeeze): Affirmative.
 * (Noob): Then I think I see it. It's at my distraction point. Do I activate the holo-disguise yet?
 * (Solo): Yes! Seems like I'll need to divert them to my location. Can you do that, Noob?
 * (Noob): Well, I can try. (He activates the disguise as he walks in)
 * Guard #1:... Hmm. Who are you?
 * Noob: A transfer. I-
 * Guard #1: Identification card, please!
 * Noob:... Uh... I...
 * Guard #1: INTRUDER! (They armed themselves and chased him off as the alarm was sounded)
 * (Smarty): SOLO, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!? THESE GUARDS ARE TOO SMART FOR THAT!!!
 * (Solo): That's why I sent him to act as a distraction, Smarty! GA-DOI!
 * (Smarty): Solo, don't do that! It was stupid when we were kids, it's still stupid now!
 * (Solo): Slick. Keep the door area under our watch. I've gotta get that key! (He moves on) Anyone? Where's Noob's location?
 * (Protégé): He's entering the Southeast Sector!
 * (Solo): Perfect! Noob! Take a right, then a left, then open the closet on my mark!
 * (Noob): Okay! (He does that)
 * (Solo): Okay... MARK! (He opens the closet as all the guards knocked themselves on it and fell unconscious) Get the key! (He does that) Make a disguise of the guard who saw through you, and call off the alarm! (He does that)
 * (Noob): (On transmission) Uh, sorry, false alarm! I thought there was a... A... A thief. It was just an unsentient vrat. Carry on. (The alarm was unraised)
 * (Smarty):... Nice save, Solo.
 * (Solo): It's what I do. Now, Noob, since the disguise won't work, I need you to meet me on the rooftop using the turbolift so I can get the key and use it to open the door. Squeeze, the cameras are off, right?
 * (Squeeze): Affirmative.
 * (Noob): Solo, I like you, but please, don't use me as bait like that again.
 * (Solo): Just do it! (He went off)
 * (Eye-in-the-Sky): (He saw Maxxus' vehicle arriving)... Maxxus has just arrived. Noob, you might wanna hurry.
 * (Noob): I'm hurrying, don't rush me!
 * (Solo): (He heads for the roof, but when he makes it, he ends up facing guards that have his surveyors as hostage and holding him at gunpoint)... Crap!
 * (Noob): (Humming to the elevator music in disguise as a guard was seen at the elevator door)
 * Guard:... Going down?
 * Noob: Uh, no, this is my stop, actually. I'm here for surveillance.
 * Guard: No. We're going down.
 * Noob: Uh, sir, my orders say that I stay up here!
 * ???: No! He's right! (His allies were captured and he was held at gunpoint)
 * Guard #2:... We're going down!
 * Noob:... AHHHHHHHHHHH, GODDAMN IT!!!
 * ???: (In his office as the captured heroes were brought up to him) Well, well, well!... Well, well, well!... Well-
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: OH, MY, GOD, COULD YOU BE ANYMORE ANNOYING?!?
 * ???: (He shows himself as a large guy wearing a mask) Let me finish, birdbrain! I've got two more wells left in me.
 * Solo: Who are you? And why are you doing this?
 * ???: Why NOT? Your family is a menace to society, antiheroes or not. You do good, but you also do far worse on the side. I'm amazed people still look up to you like small fry here after all your treachery.
 * Noob: SMALL FRY?!? WHY YOU LITTLE- (A gun was pointed at his head)
 * Guard #1: Shut up before I blow your brains out, young man!
 * Solo: Now then, my family may be a little rough around the edges, but at least we don't hide behind masks like YOU do!... I mean, we kinda do, but we're not afraid of the UUniverses knowing who we are.
 * ???: Oh, what a laugh! I'm not afraid! (They watched as he took off his mask to reveal a Weollan)...
 * Solo: (Gasps)... YOU!
 * Weollan: That's right, Solo! Golton Oz Boxley! Top Weollan black marketer in your home planet.
 * Solo: YOU DIED IN A PRISON ESCAPE!! THERE WERE WITNESSES!!!
 * Golton: Oh, believe me. I'm a black marketer. I happen to know that anyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, will say and do just about anything thanks to the universal language of cha-ching cha-ching! I've been DYING to see you again since we last met. And when was that? Oh, right, WHEN YOU HAD ME SENT TO PRISON AFTER ALL I DID TO YOU!!!
 * Solo: If by all you did for me, you mean used an illegal mind-control implant on me and enslave me after how you betrayed my foster father, then yes. And why aren't these guys arresting you for that anyway?
 * Golton: Same. (They were revealed to have mind-control implants) And not just any. But mind-control implant DRONES! They are aware of their surroundings, and will do anything to one to ensure their operator's control, to where they are brainwashed and only serve me. Perfectly disguised, too.
 * Smarty: What are you planning?!?
 * Golton: Oh, it's so simple, little girl. I want to make SOLO here pay for all the years he took from my life. Day after day, I rotted in jail, deprived of all the money I earned, all the power I had, everything I worked my entire life for, because you defied the laws of plausibility, got rid of that implant, and got me arrested. I DON'T UNDERSTAND! HOW DID YOU DO IT?!?
 * Solo: F*** you, that's how! (He was slapped in the face by a guard with his gun)
 * Golton: Well, it won't matter. When Maxxus gets here, I will ensure your little mission on my own lawless home planet makes you look like a criminal AND a terrorist. Your reputation will be ruined, and I'll get my world back, AND I'll rebuild it in MY image. And with your little robot friend here obscuring my system, nobody will ever know.
 * ???: Forget someone?
 * Golton: Huh? (Slick had the computer, deactivated the cameras, and showed it to Maxxus)
 * (Maxxus): WE HAVE A TRAITOR IN OUR MIDST! SEND REINFORCEMENTS! NOW!!
 * Golton:... KILL THE- (The other team members came in, holding him at gunpoint) AW COME ON?!
 * Pimp: You were saying, fatboy?
 * Golton: DON'T CALL ME FAT! OUR SPECIES ARE SENSITIVE ABOUT THAT, YOU SON OF A BI-
 * Pimp: HEY! (He fires as he yelps) Don't you ever refer to my primary birthgiver LIKE THAT!!!
 * Golton: Well excuse me for reacting to the fact that (They fired a warning shot to the wimpfully screaming Golton!) OKAY, OKAY, I TAKE THAT BACK?!
 * Barrage: Release your mind-controlled slaves! Now! Or we won't be so generious with our ammo!
 * Golton:... (Sighs), A good business man knows when he's been beaten. Drones, relinquish the slaves! (The mind-control drones detach from their hosts and they are shot and destroyed) AW COME ONE, THOSE THINGS WERE EXPENSIVE?! YOU DIDN'T HAD TO DESTROYED THEM?!
 * Barrage: Now, surrender our friends, and surrender yourself.
 * Golton:... Is, it not too late to say.... Sorry?
 * Barrage gave a "Are you serious?" face, then proceeded to punch Golton hard enough to knock him unconjustus!
 * Barrage:... I hate it when criminals tell jokes and make light of serious situations at the worse possable time.......
 * Maxxus came in.
 * Maxxus: I wanna thank your crew for the aid, Morecraft, but- (They vanished out of thin air)... Dammit, every time!
 * (Tinker): YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE EEEEYYES!!
 * Maxxus: "DETAILS DETAILS?!"

Meeting Solo
Solo's Hideout Flashback Flashback... Present
 * Maxxus: (As he leads the Lodgers there)... (Sighs) I swear, sometimes it's annoying that he has to change residence. Tewster? A planet in the infamous system head by the equally-infamous criminalist philosophers, the Obsidian Hobnobbers, regardless of being known as one of the colonies of the classified yet slightly known Erasure that protects from evil by wiping identities of every category? Yeah, we have to shut down every lawless world we see, but can't he just choose a lawful world for Kraan's sake?
 * Gazelle: I think it's clear that he's more comfortable in the setting he was raised in. If he was in a lawfull world, he'd be arrested pretty easy. After all, the Morecrafts DO have a mixed reputation, right?
 * Maxxus: Nevertheless. The least he could do is give me a heads up. We were almost destroyed getting here.
 * ???: Come in, my friends. I've been waiting for you for quite a while.
 * Sly:... So, I can imagine this is the guy who helped me deal with that AUU-based sales business involving this CrimeTech thing?
 * Carmalita: It seems so.
 * Solo: (He came in)... Greetings.
 * Icky: JESUS CHRIST?! Okay, I can get that AUU Animals are VASTLY different then what we're used to, BUT CHRIST BUDDY, YOU ARE NOT EASY ON THE EYES?! I figured you'd be a raccoon verson of Xandy's race, not, THIS?!
 * Gilda: "Uhhhh, mind Icky. He's abit of an idiot."
 * Bentley: Well, I guess that explains how you survived that underwater blow.
 * Solo: Exactly. And I know why you're here. Come with me to meet my teammates and we'll talk about it.
 * Carmalita: (They entered as they saw it was an underground luxurious getaway)... Not bad, for a criminal's hideaway. How were you able to afford all this?
 * Solo: When you do what I do and do both good and evil deeds on the side, and keep it at a lawful balance, you pick up a thing or two.
 * Maxxus: Well, so much for the old saying "Crime doesn't pay".
 * Pimp: Oh, hey, it's Maxxus...... MAXXUS?!
 * Protégé: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?!
 * Solo: "Hey, relax guys! He's not here to "professionally" deal with us. He's just here for a visit."
 * Barrage: "Uhhhhh, you, DO realise we'll have to move now, right?"
 * Solo: "Perhaps, but hey, at least it's nice to have actual visitors that aren't here to cause trouble. So, Tira, apart fromk Maxxus who already knows us, would you care to explain our friends?"
 * Tira: "Well, I'll started with how I came to be among these guys."
 * (Tira): Back when Ataxia was still a lawless world, we were in the same town together. Sure, we were all home-schooled, but that doesn't mean we didn't find ways to get along swimmingly. As for Solo? Well... (Chuckles)... Our first meet was a little... Hard to not laugh at.
 * Young Tira:... Hello. Will you do me a solid?
 * Young Solo: You're pretty!
 * (Tira): So, yeah, he did it alright. But let's just say I didn't play well in his life because, as it turns out, his adopted Mephean father didn't want him to associate with girls because of how his wife betrayed him, and became a secret misogynist. So, yeah, when I came to see him, his adopted father kicked me out and forbidden Solo from seeing me again. But... I kinda had to because, the next time I saw him, the place had changed. His adopted father was nowhere to be found. Instead, I found this big black tub of lard named Golton Oz Boxley. I discovered that he betrayed his father and had him sent to jail. Though I was grateful of that, what I WASN'T grateful for was that he had Solo enslaved with a mind-control implant. And one of the more successful models too, not one of those that you could just lazily pull off. Doing that to THIS model would damage his brain. So... After Golton chased me out with his shotgun, and broke my arm after shooting it. I healed in good time, and I thought for sure I would never-
 * (Iago): Hold on! What does this have to do with the others?
 * (Tira): I was GETTING to that, idiot! So, yeah, when I found out he was a Morecraft, I was sure that he could take care of himself. But he was like that for 7 months. So... that's when these guys came in. Though, not all of them. Not all of them are from Ataxia. Back then, there was just Pimp, Tinker, Slick, Junk, Eye-in-the-Sky, and Healer. Turns out, THEY loved the Morecrafts too. And they urged me to go back to try and help. But it turns out... Well... (She came in, and Solo already found a way to remove his implant)
 * Solo:... Tira? What're you doing here?
 * Tira: I... Came here to save you.
 * Solo: Oh, I'm fine.
 * ???: But SHE isn't! (Golton came in and shot Tira in the heart as she yelped as the yelp echoed)
 * Solo: NOOOOOO!!! (The word echoed as she fell to the ground)
 * Golton:... Hmmph! Sometimes girls who don't listen to the adults just have to learn the hard way. Morecraft, put it back on! NOW! (Aims his gun at him)
 * Solo:... (Before he could do so, something bashed Golton in the back of the head with a frying pan as he fell unconscious)
 * Pimp: (The one carrying the frying pan)... I think bashing people with frying pans is my FAVORITE way to knock a bastard out.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: TIRA! (They saw her unconscious)... No!...
 * Solo:... Guys! I think I saw an artificial heart implant in the market place. Golton said he had an ill-gotten fortune locked around here somewhere. We can use it to afford the heart and heal her.
 * Junk: You think you can get him to talk?
 * Solo: Oh, I'll figure SOMETHING out!
 * (Tira):... Well, Solo didn't tell me the details of THAT since I wasn't there to know about it since... Yeah... He blew my heart out.
 * (Pimp): OH, HELL, YEAH, THAT WAS FUNNY! I even had it recorded on tape!
 * (Tinker): (Muffled as Golton recovered)... Is he waking up?
 * (Solo): (Muffled) I think so, he's moving.
 * (Tinker): (Muffled) Then allow me to give him an avenging welcome! (As Golton quickly recovered) WAKE DA F*** UUUUP!!!
 * Golton: AW, ARBASUS KRAAN, I'M AWAKE, I'M AWAKE!!
 * Solo: Alright, Golton! Enough is enough! You killed my friend, and now you're going to tell us where you hid your money so we can get a new prosthetic heart for her.
 * Golton:... Or WHAT? You're gonna have the retarded Ferusulox there bash me again?
 * Pimp: Retarded asshole? WHAT THE F*** DID YOU JUST F*****G SAY ABOUT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM THE DESCENDANT OF ATAXIA'S BEST LAW ENFORCERS...
 * Tinker: (As he droned on, she sighed) Dagnabbit, Ballut!
 * Solo: Oh, we'll do worse than that! We'll call the police!
 * Golton: Oh, you wouldn't DARE call the police, because if you do that, YOUR ass is gonna be arrested as well since you're a black marketer yourself.
 * Solo: Yeah? Well at least I didn't murder a 14-year-old girl, AND use illegal technology for enslavement.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: HAH! Burn!
 * Solo: So yeah, even if I do get arrested, they'll at least know that I saved a person's life, especially since I'm a Morecraft. They'll only have me in jail for a week. You, though? Your crimes will not be excused.
 * Golton: You'll only be using STOLEN money to aid your little girlfriend, you aquatic vrat!
 * Solo: Says the guy who earned it through criminal means.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: WHAAAT?!? DOUBLE BURN!!
 * Golton: So you think you'll be spared THAT easily just because of your family? HAH! The world doesn't work that way, kiddo. No cop is just gonna spare you because of your history. Cops don't accept bribes. All they do is count them into charges.
 * Solo: You think I'm stupid just because I'm 17? That's always been your flaw. You judge people by their age, consent, or anything else. I'm not going to be scared of you, because you no longer control me. You don't really need a bribe if you have a probable cause. I'll do beneficial things, while you have no alibi. Slavery, possession of illegal mind-control technology, AND murder. That's FAR worse than black market work and using contraband money. You can betray my father, and you can enslave me with a small machine. But you do not, I repeat, YOU DO NOT, HURT, MY, FRIENDS!
 * Golton: You think you can tell ME what to do, you foolish child? I am Golton Oz Boxley! I'm a clever adult, and you're just a stupid kid playing hero.
 * Tinker: Maybe he knows better than YOU, tough guy!
 * Pimp:... But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s*** fury all over you and you will drown in it!! (Takes out his gun) You’re f******g dead, fatso.
 * Golton:... First of all, watch that racist mouth of yours because we Weollans are sensitive to our size. Second, you're WAY too young to be carrying a gun, NOR do you get a permit that early. All you're doing is making the hero here look more criminal than-
 * Pimp: (Shows him his permit)... And, I'm 21!
 * Golton:...
 * Pimp: So, last chance, dickweed! Give us the information before I see what makes you so fat, you f*****g fatass!
 * Golton: I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU BETTER QUIT CALLING ME FAT BEFORE I SLICE THAT GUN-HOLDING ARM OFF OF-
 * Pimp: Last chance up, prepare to die-
 * Golton: (He was crying) OKAY, OKAY, THE VAULT IS IN THE HIDDEN DRAWER BENEATH THE FLOOOOOOORRRR!!
 * Solo: (They find it)... What's the combination?
 * Golton: O-O-Oh, God!
 * Pimp: Tell him, OR I SHOOT OFF YOUR T*******S!!!
 * Golton: (Distraught) IT'S TEN, TWENTY, THIRTY, FORTY, FIFTY, SIXTY, SEVENTY, EIGHTY, NINETY, AND NINETY-NIIIIIIIIIiiiinne!! (He cries)
 * Junk:... THAT'S THE STUPIDEST COMBINATION I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE!!! It's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
 * (Icky): Hey, at least it wasn't 1-2-3-4-5, or something like that.
 * (Solo): Funny thing, Tira had that on HER luggage once.
 * (Tira): SOLO!
 * (Solo): Anyway... We got the money, and we dealt with Golton personally.
 * Pimp: (Sets the gun to stun) Alright, fatboy! Any last words before you wake up behind bars?
 * Golton:... I- (He blasted him unconscious)
 * Pimp: (Laughs out loud) His face, man, (Laughs) f***! (Laughs) Oh, now, that s*** is priceless!
 * Solo: Well, we got what we need. Let's get that heart.
 * (Solo): And that's how we saved Tira's life.
 * (Carmalita):... Wow! That was quite brutal, but in a good way. I mean, as good as you can be like Cooper here.
 * (Sly): Indeed. I'm starting to think you're me in these UUniverses.
 * (Icky): You just read my mind.
 * (Solo): Anyway, Tira, continue.
 * (Tira): Uh... What do I say?
 * (Solo): How about the story of how we broke up?
 * (Tira):... I'm... Still a little sensitive about that.
 * (Noob): Miss Wheeper, I think they deserve to know. You were quite mean to much of us.
 * (Maxxus): I agree. Listening to your transmissions before you got Golton into our custody made me learn that you two... Well...
 * (Icky): Get along as nicely as Link and Zelda in their 1989 cartoon?
 * (Maxxus): Huh?
 * (Icky): Lemme give you a hint: "ExcUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE me, Princess!"
 * (Maxxus): Then, yes.
 * (Tira): (Sighs) Fine. I'm not gonna hide it anymore. I kinda feel awful for it, too. I kinda made Solo do more solids for me when we were kids. Sometimes, they got him in trouble, sometimes they embarrassed him. But when we assembled the team after they rescued me, I... Kinda wasn't being the friend, OR girlfriend, I was supposed to be.
 * (Tira): It was especially apparent at times when I cared more about my other friends' concerns more than I did Solo's or even Protégé's or Noob's. One time, on Noob's first mission, he f***** up a mission involving a sabotage, and my scolding kinda ended with him crying, as he tried to tell me that Pimp was being a total annoyance to him. His rants caused him to screw up programming the bomb even though he was just trying to help in his own annoying fashion, and I refused to see that until Solo called me out for it. I forced Noob to apologize, and Solo didn't take how I hurt the young rookie's feelings very well.
 * (Icky): Yeesh, lady! You make Tifa from Final Fantasy Machinabriged look modest.
 * (Solo): Guys, she's still a little sensitive about that. Just let her explain.
 * (Tira): So, yes, I made up. But that didn't stop me from-
 * (Icky): From implying prison rape through the line 'Four dudes at a minimum in every direction' because of his hair, right? (A slap was heard) OW!
 * (Tira):... He doesn't even HAVE hair!
 * (Noob): Not anymore. Lost it by headbutting this crime boss. (Icky scoffed until he was slapped again)
 * (Tira): Anyway, I threatened to tell everyone that he was a chicken the next day when he refused to go on another mission with us out of fear that I'd demean him the same way again. I especially didn't show much for Protégé. He was at best a guy who didn't listen, always got in trouble, and always proved an amusement for me because he was inexperienced in his family's legacy. But the one time that crossed the line, was when I ended up causing an argument that not only made Solo feel unsafe around me, but I kinda caused an incident that got us arrested, and nearly framed by a VA-era CrimeTech official. That was when he couldn't take it anymore.
 * Crimson XII: Well... That could've gone worse.
 * Barrage: I agree. By the odds of our success, I thought we were gonna lose.
 * Solo: Barrage, what did I tell you and Squeeze about bringing odds into this? Not that I share your concern, it was a close one. I thought we were sunk.
 * Tira: I agree. Besides, we need to be careful next time. You're still new to this, so you might need to stick with me, because after all that, I think you feel safest when you're next to me. (Those words echoed in Solo's mind, along with all the scenes of her being mean to him and his teammates)
 * Solo:... You wanna say that again, Tira?
 * Tira: Excuse me?
 * Pimp: Wuh-oh!
 * Crimsom XII: I think it just got worse.
 * Solo: Yeah! Repeat what you just said! About me feeling safe around you?
 * Tira:... Well... Yeah! S-Solo, we've been friends since we were kids, and we've been together for a while, I've always had your back.
 * Solo: (Laughs a bit) That's funny. Question. Was it not YOU who made the situation worse by not listening to me when you had the chance?
 * Tira:... Well... Yeah, I guess-
 * Solo: That's right! You did! That's not being a good girlfriend. After what happened with Golton, did you REALLY think that going through things your own way would work in the slightest?
 * Tira: WHOA, HOLD ON! You were under a mind-control implant, I didn't know what else to do. You weren't able to offer suggestions without that thing torturing you.
 * Solo: Yeah, and you were 14 at the time, too. But after what happened a while ago, I don't think you've grown from that. It's always what YOU want! I mean, Arbasus, you didn't even bother to listen to me throughout this whole mission. All you've done is make the situation worse since we started.
 * Tira:... Okay, look, I had my reasons. I was feeling like I was second best. THIS is why! I thought all I was good for was making mistakes.
 * Solo: And BOY, were you!
 * Tira: WILL YOU JUST CUT ME SOME SLACK HERE?!?
 * Solo: SLACK?!? AFTER HOW YOU ALMOST RUINED MY CAREER, I SHOULD CUT YOU SOME SLACK?!? OH, TIRA! YOU ARE SOME PIECE OF WORK! Honestly, I don't even know why I'm surprised you're this way. You've ALWAYS been like this. Maybe the reason you can't act like a GROWN UP, is because YOU CAN'T GET OVER THE FACT THAT YOUR FATHER IN THE LAWGIVERS WERE MURDERED!!!
 * Crimson XII:... Holy s***!
 * Tifa:... My dad, was a hero! How could you bring that up?
 * Solo: Why couldn't I? He and his wife were fighting the force that threatened their hometown when your father got disintegrated. And you know what? I bet you HE didn't listen to HIS love either. Honestly, you thought you were second best? Instead of putting you in second-in-command, perhaps you could might as well be put in cabin girl role after that.
 * Tifa: Solo, I-
 * Solo: Don't ever speak to me again, you know what, we're through! (He leaves as everyone was trying to cope with what they just witnessed)
 * Noob:... Wow, did you f*** up!
 * Slick: Shut up, Noob!
 * (Brandy):... Okay, I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was a little too far, even for me.
 * (Solo): Yeah, I agree, that was too far. And yeah, it did hurt her feelings. But she knew she had it coming. Even Noob admitted before then that someday that attitude was going to get her in trouble and she'd have no one to blame but herself. Noob, in his child mind, rubbed it in her face, and I had him grounded when it hurt her feelings more.
 * (Noob): And believe me, his definition of discipline is best not mentioned.
 * (Solo): But, I'd have to be a jerk to not make it up to her. I apologized for my harsh words, but we both agreed that we don't be a couple again, and I decided to make her a second-in-command anyway, because even though she can be considered second best, she at least did her best to repent. I couldn't just leave her like that after all that.
 * Solo: So that's why I respect her as much as I can. All I needed to do was call her out for her actions, and that was all.
 * Icky:... Well, I guess you two really should've stayed together. You two are clear jackasses.
 * Tira: Anyway, I have developed since then.
 * Protégé: And if you didn't get much from that, I am Aerly Morecraft, codename Protégé, the first Morecraft Solo found.
 * Noob: And I'm Cosh, codename Noob and the fanboy of the Morecraft and the latest one to join the team. I'm only 12, and yet I still do a great job.
 * Tinker: I am Tecma, codename Tinker, a mechanic and scientist of the team.
 * Pimp: I am Ballut, codename Pimp. I love weapons, provide them for the team, I provide the brawns, and I LOVE to pimp everything we have.
 * Healer: I am Mena, codename Healer, and I provide medical support for the team.
 * Slick: I am Slary, codename Slick, stealthy spy and secret operations for the team.
 * Eye-in-the-Sky: I am Eyles, codename Eye-in-the-Sky, and I provide aerial support.
 * Barrage: I am designated as A6-17, Codename Barrage, the tanker and heavy support for the team.
 * Squeeze: I am designated as SQE5, Codename Squeeze, and I provide computer intelligence for the team.
 * Junk: I am Jumoga, codename Junk, and I provide scavenged junk for us to use however we can.
 * Crimson XII: And I am Crimson XII, and I... I... Well... I'm kinda the pet, and/or comic relief.
 * Cloakblade: Well, isn't this a colorful group of characters?

The Obsidian Hobnobbers
Flying Tech Castle, Ofleyzunkote
 * ???: (The entire area was an entire collection of flying islands in the ice giant's endless skies and bottomless pits as there were semi-lawless societies, product placement including those mainly being 'Buy battle bonds to protect your carefree lives of semi-lawlessness.', large cities of white buildings and pigmented plating, holography, metro stations, flying vehicles, citizens, and at the top was the castle, accessible through a televator, which goes to the inside castle where there was a virtual/holographic interior, and at the very top, there was a holographic room of holo-screens, windows with computer interfaces, a round holotable with multiple members, and the leader being a dark-gray, crooked-horned alien with a blonde goatee and back hair, 3 fingers and toes on his hands and feet, a white, blue, yellow, and purple holographic suit, turquoise eyes, and the OH symbol on his bald head)... (In a German-like accent) Gentlemen... Ve... Are in peril! And ve... Vill fix it all!
 * Tirasun Member: I couldn't have said it better myself! The Lawgiver fanatics have just seized and converted my home planet Qochora. I had to abandon it entirely.
 * Mephean Member: The same can be said about MY home of Ataxia. My brother has recently died since rotting in jail after that Boxley bastard betrayed him. I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIS ADOPTED CHILD FOREVER!!!
 * Scebuggean: Herizon's lawless society is GONE because of those bastards!
 * Weollan Member: They just do not understand our endeavors.
 * Vocerkan Member: I agree. Being judged for what we did to the Crucyds, AND destroying the Thexan lawless society I lived in was where I drew the line... WHICH THEY CROSSED BY CALLING ME A CRUCYD-KILLER! THEY WERE VICTIMS OF A PARASITE, WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO LISTEN TO?!?
 * Haelic Member: GoGey? They already know.
 * Vocerkan Member (GoGey): Well, that's a little too little, too late! They had their chance and they failed. So, there's no convincing me out.
 * Brachotops Member: Everyone, calm down. I'm sure we can end this once and for all. Just as crime evolved, so did the law. We've had more evil in our UUniverses than that Alternate one the infamous Shell Lodge hat ended the Villains Act came from.
 * Avatan Member: And yet they use the excuse that these universes have been wronged so much in history, they cannot handle lawless society. I mean, Elder Xomplex said it herself, law cannot exist without crime.
 * Haelic Member: But do remember not to take that out of context. She aided us to see that clearly. If not, she made it clear she could take all that away just as easily.
 * Cunone-Cauter Hybrid Member: Sheesh, what a bitch! After everything we did for her-
 * Leader: Do NOT refer to ze wise Xomplex like zat because of her actions, Phrick! She is looking out for us because it is her duty to ensure zat crime and law live in harmony. She ends zose zat take that out of context, and ve must accept, AND respect that. Unless of course you vant me to show zhose recorded words to her.
 * Cunone-Cauter Hybrid Member (Phrick): ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
 * Leader: Vundebar. Good kitty. Now zhen, ze Lawgivers and all law activists are vhat ve are here to discuss. (He activates the virtual function)

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