Draconequui Wonderland

Draconequui Wonderland is the 9th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lodgers then discover that there is a small chaotic land outside the outskirts of the Draconequus homeland. Along side the Mane 6 and Discord, the group went to go in and investigate. When they reach the area, they find out it's not as chaotic as they thought. It actually looks like a theme park. Then, they meet the ones who created the place: 3 Draconequui brothers named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife. They were once followers of Tyranny until they learned the ways of King Wacky and Queen Pranks' peaceful routes, and followed them. The brothers actually decided to take their beliefs to the next level by thinking up a way of how to make ponies happy. The result: a magical wonderland theme park. The ponies seem okay at first, but then they discover that ponies keep going missing. Twilight seems worried at first, but when she is astonished that her disappeared friends return, they appear to be different. They are getting wild personalities, and have somehow gained Draconequui powers. Then, they slowly turn into Draconequui theirselves. The Shell Lodgers are called in to investigate, and after a long time of searching, they discover that Strife hasn't truely changed. He is still following the ways of chaos, and has been mind-controlling his brothers into helping him bring chaos back to Equestria. Will the Lodgers triumph, and save Twilight's friends from being as psychotic as The Mask? And as if that's not enough, a warped unicorn pony named Wicked Dark Blacken Heart, is actselly malmitulating Strife, who is normally the wise-cracking moron of the brothers, into even doing this at all, cause Wicked was a pony creation of Tyranny meant to force ponies into choas worship, but mysteriously vanished into obscurity after Tyranny's fall, but came back apawn Tyranny's second defeat, and soughts to restore Tyranny's ways of choas back into all Draconnquui by causing a serious international insodent litterally between the lands. Can Blacken Heart be stopped before she gets away with this?

Chapter 1: The New Draconequui Park
Equestria, during Springtime. Draconequua Discordia Tower Discord changed his voice and started to sing this. Stiff-Lips' office. Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Castle Draconequua Draconequua Palace
 * The Ponies were seen cleaning up snow as a familier song played.
 * Death Coffin was seen frowning as he watches this from Fluttershy's cottage......
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs), This was why I caused all this trouble back when I found that Keyhole to Equestria."
 * Discord popped up.
 * Discord: "Oh come now, Coffy, lighten up."
 * Death Coffin: "How can I? I had been dreading this day for two months since the Yakotaur insodent and I still can't help but to GRIMACE at the mortals being like this!"
 * Discord: "Would it help ease you through this day you oh so feared if I offer some hot Coco?"
 * Death Coffin: "..... You know I'm incapable to drink, idiot!"
 * Discord: "Oops, right, silly me, You don't have skin. Still, want one for the sake of it?"
 * Death Coffin: ".... Well I do need something to keep warm."
 * Discord: "Certainly. (Brings up Coco Pummel in a bikini) Here's you're hot coco!"
 * Death Coffin: "What the- YOU IDIOT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HOT CHOCOLATE?!"
 * Coco: "I know. He does this every winter since he's been freed. I grown used to it."
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs as Discord teleported Coco back home).... At least, baring your girlfriend or when your family visits, give or take small exceptions, that you seem to be the only Draconquui in these parts."
 * Discord: "Well that's only because the rest of the world is too strict for the other Draconquui to really cope with. I should know. I've been turned into a Pigeon's bathroom convincene for violating these rules twice, then got reformed and got sentenced to community service."
 * Death Coffin: "Well I shudder on what others like you would be like."
 * Discord: You think THAT'D makes you shudder? Try moving to Draconequua! We lived on an island for eons and have magic boundary laws. That's the laws I broke that got me to community service. Wanna go visit?
 * Death Coffin: No thank you!
 * Discord: Too bad, because you deserve a visit there.
 * Death Coffin: WAIT-
 * Death Coffin: (The two teleported there) DON'T! (Sees where he is.....) Oh no.......
 * Discord: DISCORD'S BACK HOME, BABYYYYYY!!! (Draconequui looked, gave him a mild wave hello and left)... AW, COME ON!!! WHERE'S THE FAN FARE OF YOUR PRINCE COMING BACK?!
 * Draconquui 1: "To be fair, since we all have omnipotent knowledge, you showing up isn't exactly a surprise."
 * Draconquui 2: "Also, you kinda visit here alot. The novelty of it wore off alot of countless visits ago."
 * Discord: "Well at least give me some dignifived respect for it!"
 * Seaconequus: (Rises from the water with others like him) Sorry! Fresh out of Dignity! How's about some Draconquui chaotic welcome instead? (He threw a wet slime ball as they laughed and dived)
 * Discord: Ugh, lousy Seaconequui! Their humor is LITERALLY wet!
 * Death Coffin: THERE'S MERFOLK VERSIONS OF YOUR KIND?!
 * Discord: DUH!? If there can be pony versons of merfolk, why can't there be one for Draconequui? You didn't think we were restricted to land, did you? Those guys terrorized underwater civilizations during the Chaos War. And as you can already tell, they are.... A work in progress of getting those guys to cool it with the humor, as one of them deminstraighted. As you know since one of my tea parties, we cannot live without being chaotic. So everydraconequus can be passive aggressive at best, jerks at worse.
 * Death Coffin: Just take me home! You've shown me enough.
 * Discord: Okay okay, Mr. Touchy Bones! I gotta meet my parents, anyway. I'd be tempted to fix winter in Ponyville with a snap of my fingers, and you KNOW how they don't like that.
 * Death Coffin: Unfortunately, yes! Most disrespectful to the gift of magic. Would it kill them to just use a quick spell to end winter as it should?
 * Discord: Look, it's best to let the successors of your kind to have their ways. Their founders never had magic. Remember what happened the last time you criticized their traditional preferences? Hint: It involved Sports and community service.
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs). Fine. Fair enough. I'll see about distracting myself before I end up making something regretable again."
 * Discord: "Glad we have this talk. (Snaps his fingers and Death Coffin gets nabbed by a flying dog) TAKE THE BONES BACK HOME, SPOT!"
 * Death Coffin: "DID IT SERIOUSLY HAD TO BE A GIANT FLYING HOUND DISCORD?!"
 * Death Coffin started to rant as the flying dog flew away as Discord twindled his fingers good bye.
 * Discord: "Now, I wonder what mummy and daddy dearest had been up to?"
 * Discord: (He teleported inside to see his two parents in a meeting while in Mexican clothing and identical clones) OH, HELLO, MAMA AND PAPA! GUESS WHO'S BAACK?! (He played music on his trumpet as the parents are joyed while members of the royal court are annoyed)
 * Draconequus adivser: "Oh bother. So much for a productive day in the royal court."
 * Discord: "(Deadpan) Nice to see you too, Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips."
 * Stiff-Lips: "That tone CLEARLY sounds sarcastic and unamused, ergo, you are OBVIOUSLY not thrilled to see me."
 * Discord: "Well you did strong armed the council to put me in community service for 5 long years even when I had long reformed at this point."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Through his teeth scowling) It would've ended by now if YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HISTORY OF RELAPSING AND/OR CAUSING LAWSUITS?!"
 * King Wacky: "Oh come now, Stiff-Libs, don't be such a..... Well, stiff."
 * Queen Pranks: "He's obviously here for a quick visit. It won't interupt the latest debate in a minute."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Quietly) Ex-nay on the urrent ebate-say?!"
 * Discord: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! You were debating on something?! (Turns into a news media member) Please tell us on Discord TV News of the latest of Draconequua politics today!"
 * Stiff-Lips was trying to jesture Discord's parents to keep quiet!
 * King Wacky: "Oh, well, we were discussing on whether or not we would allow a Draconquui Theme Park open outside of the island and into Equestria."
 * Stiff-Lips and the royal court did this enmass!
 * Discord: "(To a clone of himself holding a camera) You heard it here first on Discord TV News! And now here's Wally with the weather, Wally?"
 * A fat Draconequus: "IT'S HOT?!"
 * Discord: "And now our commerical break! (Turns back to normal) Ohhhhhhh! A Draconequui owned theme park for Equestria?! That's perfect!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well don't get too attatched to the idea, because a large chunk of the court agrees that such a prospect is too risky! Espeically if it's Tyranny's three former stooges who are in charged of the whole thing!"
 * Discord: "Oh why not, Stiffy? This could be our people's chance to get outsiders to understand why we appresiate choas like we do!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Discord, do not start an arguement you can't win!"
 * Discord: "(Head turns into Stiff-Lips' head) (Stiff-Libs' voice) Disocrd, do not start an arguement you can't win! (Head turns back to normal) See, that's what you sound like man, it's very annoying. An Articulate Jar Jar Binks is more tolerable then you."
 * Stiff-Lips got mad as his head turned into a train whisle and blows hard!
 * Stiff-Lips: "I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU SWAY THE COURT'S UNAMAMOUS AGREEMENT..... AGAIN?! FOR THE 90000000000TH TIME IN THE ROW?!"
 * Discord: "Hear me out on this, will you?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh please, don't tell me you expect people to suddenly go on board with this risky propsition just because-"
 * Royal Court Crowd: "HURRAH FOR THE THEME PARK?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... (Grabs Discord by the neck?!)......... Discord?! A WORD?!"
 * Discord: "..... (Gags), Sure thing, ya angry cobra-hooded mantis clawed killjoy!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "...... Discord..... Do I need, to remind you, of the royal peaking order?"
 * Stiff-Lips brings down a long chart!
 * Stiff-Lips: "There's your parents at the top, and myself. Then the regality of the court."
 * Discord: "Oh, and then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No. Then there's the commen folk. Then there's the riff-raff of socity."
 * Discord: "And, then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No?! Then there's plants. There's rocks. There's Ground Whale Crap, THEN there's you!"
 * Discord: "...... HURTFUL?! But aren't I a prince?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You given up that right to be treated with respect when you followed Mayhem's exsample?! I mean, did you even realise who OWNS the Theme Park your song cohersed the court into approving?!"
 * Discord: "You said they used to work for Tyranny? So, mere lackies?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "NOT, ANY, MERE LACKIES, DISCORD?! IT'S TYRANNY'S TOP THREE?!"
 * Discord: "(Makes a surprised face)..... You mean.... They, own that awesome new theme park?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "YES YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Discord: "Yeesh! And I thought Shen was a grouch, but you, you would beat him for first place in the Total Grouch Contest 9 years in a row!"
 * Stiff-Lips: Thanks. Got it from my brother Grouch. AND HE WOULD BEAT SHEN 100 YEARS IN A DAMN ROW!!!! Seriously, Discord, do you EVER think? Do you know where this theme park is?
 * Discord: On your invisible balls?
 * Stiff-Lips: 10 YARDS OUTSIDE THE MAGIC BOUNDARY!!!! 10, MOTHER, F*****G, YARDS!!!!! THIS PARK IS BUILT OUT OF LEGAL BOUNDS!!!! THESE THREE HAVEN'T BEEN KEPT IN CHECK SINCE THEIR MASTER WAS FREED, THEN REFORMED!!!
 * Discord: Yes, buuuut, remember that said law also says that chaos magic can only be used via request. And what's that I hear? (He magically made his ear larger) EVERYDRACONEQUUS OUT THERE'S IN A FRENZY! And whether it happened before or after is irrelevant. You can't deny Mischief and his boys can build a good park. They're among the many Draconequui whose imagination HAS imagination.
 * Stiff-Lips: It's STILL illegal, Discord! It's unlicensed, and unworthy of a license. Do you have ANY idea what the three have been up to since Tyranny?
 * Discord: I was turned to stone for most of my life, sooooo, no. Enlighten me, S***-Lick!
 * Stiff-Lips: "That's the trouble!? They were off the rader for a good long time?!"
 * Discord: "Buuuuut, that doesn't seem to suggest that they did anything harmful."
 * Stiff-Lips: "But it IS suspitious! Those three could very well be up to something, and you pretty much allowed their mysterious plan to evade strutanity! From us anyway!"
 * Discord: "Oh come now, the fact that those three built a theme park and not something over the top like, oh I don't know, a super-weapon or something, shows that they're not up to anything."
 * Stiff-Lips: "....... I regretably have to admit that you're correct on this. A theme park is hardly the hallmark of sinister.... Barring the instinces of those "evil carnival" arcade shooting rail games."
 * Discord: "You mean like "CarnEvil" and "Fright Fearland"?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Infamously good exsamples. But that doesn't mean I don't want to be cautious here! And since your respondsable for savatoshing our people's own legal actions, I am asigning you to the task of monitoring those three! I want you to make sure those three really aren't up to anything, and to report to us if they are."
 * Discord: "And what do I get out of this?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You succeed..... You will see your community service to be redused and shorten. And you'll be treated like a proper prince once more."
 * Discord realises this and gets giddy about this!
 * Stiff-Lips: "HOWEVER...... Fail........ And not only will the service incrise TEN THOUNDSON FOLD, but, Fluttershy will be deemed inacciquite to keep you in line, and you will be asigned to the most strictest reformer in the lands!"
 * Discord made a cartoonishly scared face as he imagines to be either being with Ms Harshwinny, Equestrian Cinch, or even a Lord Shen Pony.
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... So, have I made myself, clear?"
 * Discord:... You know what? By dragging Fluttershy into this when it wasn't needed, I say no deal! I'd rather be dangled over a pool of snarks than accept a deal like that! You should be ashamed of yourself, good sir! I'm directing THIS mission to the best ones around. I'll do this without your deal. Me, Fluttershy, her friends, AND the Lodgers will check out this park. You don't like that? You can lick my ******* ****** ************!! Good day to you, sir! (He teleported away)
 * Stiff-Lips:... That sniveling piece of Jabberwocky s***!!! WHO, DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
 * Europony band: "DISCORD?!"
 * Stiff-Lips snaps the band away!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Sighs)..... Choas magic can take you too litterally sometimes."
 * Discord: (Fluttershy was delightfully humming while taking care of her animals until Discord teleported in angry and brewing with chaos magic that altered anything unneeded and didn't affect anything needed as Fluttershy panicked comically and it all stopped when he slammed the door)
 * Jerry:...... HOLY PELLETS! WHAT GOT SHOVED UP HIS BUTT?!
 * Fluttershy:... I don't know. But I'm worried to find out. (They entered the cottage to see that Discord had warped it into a chaotic wonderland)... Oh my!
 * Discord: Fluts? Is that you? (He changed everything back to normal) Did I come by at a bad time?
 * Fluttershy: Is there something you want to tell us?
 * Discord: Yes, I just wanted to talk to my one and only true friend about it. Turns out some former peons of Tyranny are building a theme park 10 yards outside Draconequua. One particular jerkwad wanted me to do it and stroked his own hate boner by saying that if I failed, I'd have community service extended thousand fold, AND would have to leave you for a stricter pony. OF ALL THE NERVE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Goodness!
 * Discord: Darn right goodness! So I decided 'No, screw you, s***-lick, I play by my own terms and I'm bringing Fluttershy, her friends, and the Lodgers to investigate this park'.
 * Jerry: Wisest decision you've made so far. Even Latifier knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Discord: So you know what this calls for? (His back scales were glowing)... I can certainly say your magic map does. (Fluttershy's cutie mark glowed)... WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE, DEAR FLUTTERSHY!! (He grabs her with her cheeks squished) THE DISCORD SIGNAL IS LIT!!! SO LET'S GO, MY CUTE PONY WARD!! (They teleported away)
 * Twilight:... The map's calling us to... Draconequua?
 * Applejack: Oy! Just what I needed to interrupt me during Winter Wrap-Up! A friendship mission in the land of a thousand Discords.
 * Starswirl: If it's coming from his homeland, it must be serious.
 * Starlight: No kidding. We haven't been there that often.
 * Pinkie: "Well that's because Draconequua rarely has serious problems even dispite being a land of choas."
 * Rarity: "Well I would image that it's because that place is too chaotic for any threat or problem to set foot there."
 * Flash Magnus: "Welp, looks like a would-be problem had defelupted some balls to show up there."
 * Twilight: "Then I guess it means it's time to pay Salty a visit again."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But don't we now have an Airship from the Magmatacus adventure?"
 * Twilight: "Yes, but it's Seagall Dragon and Pteragull Seasons."
 * Rockhoof: "Ugh, Seagull Dragons are one thing, but Pteragulls? Those prehistoric wing terrors are a pain!"
 * Spike: "Also not helping that Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls are fierce rivals when it comes to terratory. Those freaky avians would have an arial dog fight with eachother."
 * Mistmane: "Even more so since it's now the mating season of both of those creatures."
 * Meadowbrook: "So in otherwords, not a good time for flying."
 * Somnambula: "I just realised, where is Fluttershy?"
 * Discord: (He teleported in with Fluttershy) Here she is! And guess who the map's calling as well? (Showed his glowing scales)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Of course!
 * Discord: And fortunately, you don't have to look aimlessly and do it alone. I mean, the map may say only those who glow can go, but it doesn't say anything about the Lodgers not joining the party, does it?
 * Fluttershy: He came at my cottage angered because he was crossed when being told about the mission. The one who told him specified a bet saying he had to leave me for new extended community service if he lost.
 * Rainbow Dash: Wow! D*** move. Props to Discord for not accepting it.
 * Starswirl: What exactly is the mission, then?
 * Discord: Well, Tyranny had three stoogey peons named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife, who you may better remember as the guys that brought you Fem Fatala, who they just opened an exciting new theme park.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps comically)... REALLY?!
 * Discord: Really really! The problem is, it's unlicensed and built 10 yards outside the legal magic boundaries of Draconequua. We don't know what the three have been up to since Tyranny, I mean, sure they reformed from being Tyranny's stooges like everyone else, but problem is, we don't know how dedicated each of them are to the concept, or if at least one of them is prone to serious relapses. But given this map's sending us there, we're gonna find out, baby! Good ol' Discord finally gets a friendship mission! Maybe I'll finally get my own seat in the round table.
 * Twilight: Don't bet on that, Discord. Your a long road paved by relapses away before you can even get THAT far. Let's contact the Lodgers.
 * Discord: No need! (He snaps and teleports the surprised Lodgers to them)
 * Icky: WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!?
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ya know Discord, you're lucky you teleported us here AFTER we managed to stop Dr. Crocapus and his mutantive agenda, or else I would scold you a storm for interupting a mission!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Dr.... Crocapus?"
 * Icky: "Assentually a fanboy of Hank the mutant frog, but actselly AN EXTREME improvement with the mutantion skills by a long run, like, a football statium long run! The guy was close to building a super lazer space station that can enable him to turn entire planets into mutants! Fortunately, we trashed his plans before he got that far!"
 * Flash Magnus: "..... You lougers know some WEIRD people."
 * Icky: "Just wait until you met the rest of our villain roster."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh, great, another mutant nut. Is he gonna come after Celestia too to use her Alicorn DNA to make his mutants stronger?"
 * Iago: "Oh don't worry. He's a respectful fanboy to Hank in that he does his own thing. Also, he acknowledges that it was a clearly failed plan."
 * Lord Shen: "Back on the topic at hand! This BETTER have a good reason, Discord!"
 * Discord: "Oh calm down now, Shenny boy! It very well does have a good reason. Now, you guys remember Fem Fatala, yes?"
 * Squidward: "Oh no, don't tell either one of our enemies or some crazed mad doctor has gotten to her and is trying to restore her to being a chaotic lesbian bat again?"
 * Gazelle: "Wait, Fem who-now-a?"
 * Discord: Long story. But no, it doesn't involve her, thank Gods! It actually involves her creators. They've built a theme park.
 * Mushu: Oh, really? And why is that such a problem?
 * Discord: Why don't you grow some patience, tiny? It's not like it'd kill you like YOU had Fa Ming killed.
 * Mushu: Oh, sure, bring THAT up!
 * Discord: The park is built outside my homeland's legal boundaries and we don't know what Mischief and his boys are thinking.
 * Lord Shen: Sounds like a legitimate concern. One can only guess how seriously reformed three of Tyranny's former stooges are.
 * Icky: "Well they didn't show up to help Tyranny out. That proves that they're not still dicks."
 * Lord Shen: "But they also didn't helped us out, NOR gave a prior warning about Fem Fatala!"
 * Sandy: "Well based on this theme park thing, it's likely they were too caught up on it in that they forgot about Fem Fatala and didn't think Tyranny would come back."
 * Lord Shen: "A fair point. But it's not like they wouldn't've been able to know about it, since they're litterally capable to automaticly know about things like how Discord does it!"
 * Discord: "Ahh, but they also know that Equestria has capable heroes, so their involvement would've been the pinitcale of redunency."
 * Twilight: Well, we'd better go find Salty and get to Draconequua.
 * Boss Wolf: Why not take the airship?
 * Discord: Bad idea. This is the part of the year when the Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls go nuts on each other hunting for food in the same territory. Also their time of mating, so males epsiecally are even rougher then usual. Plus killing each other spills blood into the sea and gets the blood-sucking neunauges to mass wilder than a school of piranhas. And their shrieks are twice as ear-rapey than before. So, by extention, talking to Salty is a bad idea too.
 * Twilight: "Rats."
 * Rarity: Then how in Celestia's name do we- Why am I asking a question I already know the answer to?
 * Discord: Bibbidy, bobbidy...
 * Discord: BOO! (He teleported everyone there) See? All you had to do was say please. Wasn't really hard for you friendship worshippers.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, given that you didn't exactly teleported our van with is, at least it saved us the trouble of coming here."
 * Icky: "And from having to put up with seagull hybrids and lampreys too."
 * Duke: "Okay, so what's the first step of finding this theme park?"
 * Gazelle: "(Sees Draconequus' evioment)..... I feel like we're already in a theme park."
 * Rarity: "I take it it's your first time here?"
 * Gazelle: "Well, yes, cause, it looks like your people really went out to town in this place Discord."
 * Discord: "Well since it is the only place where we are allowed to us our magic, you can just tell we REALLY got creative here. Now, do wisely stay close to me. Draconequua's wildlife can be more zany then us and be a real day spoiler if your not careful."
 * Duke: "Depends, what can we expect here?"
 * Discord: "You know Cobra's Jabberwocky? Well, we have those here, though smaller in comparison and unsentient, but they have an attitude worse than a mother-in-law, along with the likes of Bandersnatch, Jub Jub Birds, Flamemingos, mythical echidnas and python, Asags, Anzû, Illuyanka, Medusas, Rakshasa, Furies, Apeps, Guabancexes, Juracáns, Tannins, Lotans, Unhcegilas, Sets, Phookas, Ibong Adarnas, Nues, Mome Raths, Taniwhas, Boojums, Snarks, Jabbers, Borogoves, Toves, Manxomes, Raths, Pogo Stick Insects, Spy-ders, And the apex of them all...... Tacodiles?!"
 * Pinkie:... Can you say all that again in English?
 * Icky: "Tacodiles?... Ya mean, like as seen from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2?"
 * Discord: "Ehhh, some features are different, but yes. The Tacodiles hail from the Foodlands in Draconequua. Our land is like the Galopagos if it was given chatoic steriods! Alot of new creatures are discovered here every day!"
 * Twilight: "I would imagine that Gaia Everfree would need to look into that."
 * Iago: "So, are the food-beast wildlands also like the setting of CWACM 2 too?"
 * Discord: "Give or take some obvious changes, but yes. All the other 'Non-English animals' you'll need to look up in the Equestrian Beastery to get a pretty good idea what they can do and what they're like."
 * Lord Shen: "And just when I thought this place couldn't get weirder."
 * Discord: When it comes to Draconequua, it AAAAAAAAALWAYS gets weirder....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS!!!!... Always!
 * Lord Shen: Are you quite done?
 * Discord: "..... Yes."
 * Lord Shen: Good, now let's-
 * Discord: Always!
 * Lord Shen: AW COME ON!!!
 * Discord: Have a laugh, will you? Let's go! (The group walked off)
 * King Wacky and Queen Pranks were seen walking down as they are bothered by the press and reporter Draconequui.
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Arrvies) No flash photograthy! You'll get your stories when the King and Queen see fit! (The trio got out of the mob and left)..... Oh, bother! Confound the popperazzi!"
 * Queen Pranks: "You know Stiff, we still think you pushed Discord too hard with that threat of taking away Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh come now, your majusty, I meant that with the best of intentions. I figured that along side the promise of a shorten community service sentence, he would be motivated to give a deeper look onto that trio!"
 * King Wacky: "Well saying he won't be allowed to see Fluttershy again if he doesn't give the results YOU desire was a bit much. She's the one who reformed him, of course he's gonna take that the wrong way."
 * Stiff-Lips: "I wasn't asking for a Misison Impossable kind of assignment, it was a MERE spying mission onto that theme park the trio are making! I would've taken either result of whether or not those two were up to something."
 * King Wacky: "There's also the matter of you trying to bribe a council sentence you don't nessersarly have athority in. So, who's to say you would've made good on either shortening it or making it longer and taking away Miss Fluttershy?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well, not the sentence itself, but I can enfluence the councilers to see things different when I see fit. My darling Decidive Demand is head council mistress after all."
 * Queen Pranks: "Still, you owe Discord an apology for making such a thing."
 * Stiff-Lips: "You know, your son doesn't exactly appresiate me either way, an apology won't change that."
 * King Wacky: "Well you are the guy that got him into community service to begin with and made him the lowest in the Draconequui pecking order, so how was he supposed to respect you after that? I mean, at least have the modesty to say sorry."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Ughhhh. Fine. I'll see if I can modify the deal that doesn't, offend him as much. I'll still give him a shorter sentence if he succeeds, but he fails, it remains un-altered, but he has to away from Fluttershy for 10-weeks."
 * King Wacky: "Too long for Discord. 10 weeks will be like 10 thousand years for him without Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... 9 weeks?"
 * Queen Pranks:... You're just trying to rat your way into forgiveness, aren't you?
 * Stiff-Lips: Oh, what do you want from me? This is Discord we're talking about.
 * Discord: (He pushed down the doors with the heroes as one of the doors crashed right into Stiff-Lips) Helloooooooooooooooooo!!
 * King Wacky: Oh, he's back! Hey, son!
 * Queen Pranks: So, Stiff-Lips? You have something to say?
 * Stiff-Lips' eyes twitched and started to snarl angerly as he took the crashed door off of him.
 * Discord: No need to have him apologize, mom! He's just too mean for an apology to work.
 * Stiff-Lips:... I TOLD YOU!!!
 * Discord: Everyone, meet Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips! (Icky and Iago snickered) The one who got me in community service in the beginning AND the bane of my reformation!
 * Stiff-Lips: I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB AND ENFORCING THE LAW!!!!
 * Discord: Too bad, you suck at enforcing the law! SUUCK!!! (He throws a hot dog at him, splattering hot dog covers onto him)... Suck!
 * Stiff-Lips: (Sighs) You can see why he's the bane of MY CAREER!
 * Twilight: To be fair, you did push him too far.
 * Fluttershy: And you try to take me from him? You do know I'm the one who reformed him, right? You take that from him, you're asking him to be evil again.
 * Stiff-Lips: Here's some fine print for you! You're only his friend because Celestia asked you to reform him, AND she technically used an ethically questionable tactic to get to you by manipulating him with your kindness.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I am NOT having that argument again! What, did you want me to use, oh I don't know, ANOTHER ETHICALLY QUESTIONABLE REFORMING SPELL?!
 * Twilight nerviously laughs at that.
 * Stiff-Lips: WE DO SPELLS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!! YOU EVEN KEPT A PROMISE NOT WORTH KEEPING!!! HE PROMISED TO UNDO HIS ACTIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU GIVING UP YOUR ELEMENT, AND WHEN HE DOESN'T KEEP HIS PART, YOU STILL DO?! WHY SHOULD YOU KEEP YOUR END IF HE DOESN'T?!? You want to know the truth? Maybe I don't trust you with Discord.
 * King Wacky: STIFF!
 * Stiff-Lips: YEAH I SAID IT!! Scold me for being a douche bucket! Give me your worse! But be honest, would you scold her for making a choice of letting a menace roam free?
 * Fluttershy angerly growled like a chewawa and bucked Stiff-Lips in the crotch!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED TOM SCREAMS?!)"
 * Alex/Po: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
 * Stiff-Lips fell down kneeling in pain!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCH VOICE) MY FAMILY JEWELS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE KIND PASSIVE ONE?!"
 * Icky: "Dude, just because Fluttershy isn't much to actively pick fights, that doesn't mean she'll take people's bullshit! Espeically not crap like that!"
 * Fluttershy: "NOW APOLOGIES, MISTER?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY?! I'M SORRY?! OHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
 * Discord: "..... So, do you still doubt her abilities to keep me in line?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched voice) Not, after that display! Owwwwwwwwwww?!"
 * King Wacky: ".... Wow. Celestia sure knows how to pick'em.... Now uh, Stiff..... You said you been trying to modify the deal abit?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched) Yes! The new fail penality is that the sentence remains unaltered, and you will be away from Fluttershy for 9- (Fluttershy stared sternly at him)......... 5 weeks. The success reward is the same as always. A shorten Community Service Sentence."
 * Discord: ".... Well, it was too late even if you didn't scold Fluttershy. I still say no! I don't trust you anymore than I trust my own brother. You're not worth the sentence. I'm doing this not because you told me to, but because the MAP does. You can instead have fun healing your balls and your broken hate boner after that!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Weezes in pain)....."
 * Fluttershy: "...... Did I hit him too hard?"
 * Icky: "Hooves naterally hit very hard, Flutters. That guy would be in pain either way."
 * Some medical Draconequui showed up with a stretcher.
 * Medical Draconequui 1: "..... Okay, who did Stiffy upset this time?"
 * Squidward: "Something like this happened to him before?"
 * Medical Draconequui 2: "You would be amazed how many Draconequui this guy has pissed off."
 * Fluttershy: He said he didn't trust me with Discord.
 * Medical Draconequus 1: (Sighs) Does he ever learn? (They took him away)
 * Discord: Well good riddance! If he thought I'd accept a deal from a douche bucket like him and suck his now-broken hate boner, he's much loonier than everydraconequus here! Even Mayhem knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Queen Pranks: Wise decision, son.
 * Discord: I know, I'm awesome! Now yes, I know I am passing off a chance to have this community service sentence reduced, but no amount of that and a chance to be treated with better respect is worth risking Fluttershy. (He and Fluttershy hugged).
 * Lord Shen: "..... So, about this Theme Park?"
 * Discord: Heck yeah! Thanks for everything, you two, I just came to both be a good son AND spit in Stiff-Lips' face. OFF TO... WHATEVER THE THREE CALLED THEIR THEME PARK!!! (They teleported away)
 * King Wacky:... I'm so proud of him.
 * Queen Pranks: Me too!

Chapter 2: Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife/Draconequui Wonderland
Theme Park This music played as crazy surreal entertainers popped up, joined by three different bodied Draconequui!! After the song. Cutaway Present Draconequui Wonderland Haunted Castle. Inside the castle. Treasurery. Underwater Graveyard. Caverns. Hunter's room. Main Castle Lobby! Haunted Castle Enterence. The Heroes Location Pinkie reacted like in this video. Rainbow's Location. Simulated Adventure. Pinkie's Location Rarity's Location Applejack's Location Fluttershy's Location Trixie and Starlight's Location Shell Lodgers' Location Twilight's location. Restaurant Shen's Location Arcade Lands Applejack's Location Rainbow Dash's Location Cutaway Present Pinkie's Location Rarity's Location Fluttershy's Location Twilight's Location Trixie and Starlight's Location Meanwhile Inside Outside Inside Outside Dimention 1 Dimention 2 Dimention 3. Dimention 4. Home Dimension Later... Fluttershy's Location Cutaway Present Applejack's Location Rainbow Dash's Location Pinkie's Location Rarity's Location Outside room. Twilight's Location Starlight and Trixie's Location Lodgers Location
 * Crowds of Ponies and other creatures were seen at the park.
 * A purple-eqsed Hippogriff, A Blue-yellow-parrot colored griffin, a light blue changeling, and an oranged young dragon were seen with silluetted parents.
 * Griffin: "..... Yo, Streams. Think they're open yet?"
 * Hippogriff: "I already told you 10 times, Gallus. I don't know."
 * Changeling: "Well, um...... I should probuly mention that I won't be able to try the fast rides. I get super quesy."
 * Griffin (Gallus): "What a surprise that your a wuss, Ocellus. That's why I'm the leader."
 * Dragon: "Tch. You couldn't even lead a flea circus."
 * Gallus: "Oh, is that a challnage, Smoldy?"
 * Dragon: "Will you cut it out with the nicknames!"
 * Gallus and the dragon started arguing!
 * Ocellus: "Oh no, Silverstreams, they're at it again."
 * Silverstream: "Gallus, Smolder, knock it off! (The duo stopped)..... How's about that we enjoy ourselves for once and not get ourselves entangled in arguements?"
 * Gallus: "Smoldy started it!"
 * Smolder: "Did NOT!"
 * Silverstream: "I mean it!"
 * The duo finally ceased and stopped.
 * The Gate was seen opening.
 * Voice: "LADIES AND GENTLE-MALES OF EVERY SPIECES?! WELCOME TO A THEME PARK UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU EVER SEEN BEFORE?! BEHIND THIS GATE IS A PETRE DISH OF DELIGHT, FUN, FANTASY AND SURREALISUM?! YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR DEMAND, (Quick talk) Depending on legal requirements, (LOUDLY) YOUR EVERY WHIMISCAL DESIRE BROUGHT TO LIFE?! BUT BE WARNED?! THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE.... OF ADMISSION?! YOUR WALLETS ARE GARRENTIED TO BE VERY SLIM AT THE END OF THIS PARK?! BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT'S PRETTY WORTH IT?! WELCOME TO DRACONEQUUI WONDERLAND?!"
 * Silverstream: "WHOOOOA?! THIS IS AMAZING?!"
 * Gallus: "Now THAT'S more like it!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm not sure if they're following theme park safety regulations."
 * Smolder: "It's a theme park owned by Draconequui, what did you expect?"
 * The Guests go right into the park.
 * First Draconequus: "...... Brothers, that went exactly as rehersed."
 * Second Draconequus: "(Blabbers like Rico)."
 * 3rd Draconequus: "Oh thank gods that was over with. Those dance routines exhausted me."
 * First Draconequus: Oh, don't be a downer, Strife! These folks have been through who knows what to get here, why not give them the courtesy?
 * Third Draconequus (Strife): Because they're all gonna laugh at my trunk? (The second Draconequus did so until Strife turned his body inside out and he screamed and panicked comically)
 * First Draconequus: Strife? What did we say about bullying Maleficence?
 * Strife: He brought it on himself.
 * First Draconequus: He didn't know any better!
 * Strife: I'm done letting that excuse cut him some slack. He needs to learn courtesy.
 * First Draconequus: Well aren't we ironic?
 * Strife: "Can you not sass me now?"
 * First Draconequus: (Sighs) Strife, you need to respect the mental.
 * Strife: WE'RE ALL MENTAL, MISCHIEF!!!! WE'RE DRACONEQUUI!!! BEING MENTAL IS WHAT WE DO!!!
 * Mischief: "Fair point, bur poor Maleficence is more mental then the standerd. The least you can do is not be so harsh on him."
 * Strife: "Well maybe if he behaives more maturely, I MAY consider it!"
 * Mischief:... (Sighs) What am I gonna do with you?
 * Strife: Get off my back is what you're gonna do!
 * ???: OHHH, MIIIISCHIIIIIIIEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!
 * Strife: The junk?
 * Mischief: (As Discord and the others appeared)... Ahhh, Prince Discord!
 * Strife: Or should we say FORMER Prince Discord.
 * Discord: Oh, sure, drop that safe at the start.
 * Mischief: Well, Discord, it's not hard to get hit in the head with. I hear your criminal record includes torturing innocent pony civilians, violating the Draconequus Magic Border Line, and lots of other crap I don't wanna go on about. Sooooooooooo, I'll have to give you a cavity search. (Turns Discord around, while also placing a giant censor sign over where Discord's butt is going to me) For decentcy' sake. (Takes many large things out of Discord's butt) Rubber chicken, tuba, anchor, mallet, pepper... Celestia's tail? (Shen's eyes cartoonishly engorged with a glass shatter sound effect)
 * Discord: Huh? I always wondered where her old tail went.
 * Lord Shen: "YOU STUFF HER OLD TAIL UP YOUR ASS?! WHY YOU, STUPID ABOMINATION!!!" (He pounces on Discord and starts to beat the crap out of him)
 * Mischief: Yikes!...... Awk-word....
 * Strife: Tell me about it. In fact, you missed one. (Pulls out a picture) A picture of Shen and Celestia kissing.
 * Shen: WHAT?!
 * Mischief: Uh-oh!
 * Lord Shen: (He snatches the picture of him and Celestia kissing) MY PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA ON OUR 2015 DATE DURING CHRISMAS?!? YOU SONOFABITCH!!!
 * Mischief: Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!!! (Laughs)
 * Icky: You got that from The Mask!
 * Mischief: So what if I have, you little turkey? (Turns Icky into a turkey, eats him, and pulls him out of Lord Shen's robe)
 * Icky: "...... (Pulls in Me and MSM as our cartoon avatars) WHAT, THE, FUCK, WAS THAT SHIT?!"
 * Scroopfan: ".... MSM'S IDEA, NOT MINE?!"
 * MSM: NO, IT WAS YOURS!! I DON'T USE QUOTATION MARKS AND HAVE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!! I DID THE CAVITY THING BUT YOU BROUGHT US INTO THIS!!!
 * Scroopfan: "OH DON'T START WITH THAT CRITICISING CRAP AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: "...... (Throws me and MSM back into our offices in an angry grunt!) THE S*** I PUT UP WITH IN THIS SERIES?!"
 * Mischief: (Then he appears as a cop) Lord Shen, you're under arrest for shoplifting a forth-wall breaking meta turkey from a store. (He and the others laugh as he turns Icky back into his normal self again) Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
 * Lord Shen: You'll be dead if you pulled a trick like that again!!
 * Strife: He's immortal! (Through his trunk) IDIOT!!!
 * Fluttershy: Not to illnesses or magic theft.
 * Strife: Besides the point.
 * Lord Shen: "MY POINT STANDS?! YOU PULL NONSENSE LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL REALLY LET YOU HAVE IT?!"
 * Maleficence: "Blah-blah? (Pulls out a bowling ball and throws it!)"
 * Patrick: "(Turns into a bowling pin) YAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gets hit as he turns into bowling pins as an X appears. The Bowling ball falls ontop of Patrick, striking him again and showing another X)."
 * Spongebob: "You okay Patrick?"
 * Patrick: "FINLAND?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... THAT TEARS IT?! I CHALLNAGE YOU THREE INTO A DUEL?!"
 * Strife: Look, are you going to trunk around or are you going to tell us why you're here?
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, Joseph Merrick here has a point.
 * Strife:...... (Grabs Boss Wolf and dones an angry expression).... Refer me to Joseph Merrick again, and I'll make a monkey come out of your ass... With a gun... And some grenades... With a blackbelt in Kung Fu!
 * Monkey: Am I supposed to be insulted by that? I'm pretty sure it's BW you're supposed to insult.
 * Maleficence: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?
 * Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-?!
 * Maleficence: WHOOO DOGGIE, look at that!
 * Rainbow Dash: Er... Which one of us is he referring to?
 * Maleficence: (To Gilda) Nice butt!
 * Icky: Are you talkin' about MY girl, boy?
 * Maleficence: Oops. (Icky tries to punch him, but they cartoonishly switch places and Icky suddenly gets punched by him) Hahaha! Right back at ya'! (Chuckles)
 * Icky: I hate this asshole.
 * Maleficence: (Blushing bashfully) Aw, gosh!!!
 * Icky:... Were you dropped?
 * Gilda: WHAT THE F***, ICKY!!
 * Mischief: He was, actually. Hard!
 * Maleficence: (Singing the Star vs. The Forces of Evil theme song chaotically)
 * Strife: If you can even CALL his birth being dropped. He fell through countless dimensions when he was pooped out.
 * Mushu: "That must've been some trip."
 * Strife: You have no idea. His birth was one of the weirdest a Draconequus can have.
 * Doctor Draconequus: It's a b- (Chaos magic fire burst out and then a baby Draconequus who opened a portal to endless surreal dimensions and went right back and landed in cartoonish pieces in a fashion like this)........ It's a boy.
 * Maleficence: (Barfs out confetti and balloons) WE ROCK!!!
 * Icky: "Yeesh. With how crazy the guy is, I'm surprised that the entire universe isn't already on fire at this point."
 * Mischief: He may be mental, I mean, compared to the rest of our kind, but he's well-tutored now. Isn't that right, Maleficence?
 * Maleficence: YEAH!!! (Magically gets a foam baseball glove, and cheers) YEAH!!!
 * Mischief: So... What brings you here, Discord?
 * Discord: "Well, I hate to be a killjoy, I mean, I'm by all means am for what you guys are trying to do here otherwise, but, I'm afraid this theme park violated a few rules about how your not allowed to have chaotic elements outside of the boundery."
 * Mischief: "Say no more, I get what you mean. By all accounts, we do intend to have the legel issues resolved. We just want to do a test run to see if the park works. I mean, keep in mind that we have been working on our park for years."
 * Trixie: "How long?"
 * Mischief: "Since late 2013."
 * Pinkie: So nearly 5 years then? And you said 2013? That's the exact same year Twilight became a princess.
 * Strife: Wow, most cowinidentical discovery much?
 * Mischief: So by all means, we intend to be as lawful as everyone else. We just need some support from customers outside Draconequua.
 * Discord: "And I'm all for that, it's just, Stiff-Lips had issues-"
 * Mischief: "Oh don't even get us started on that over-cautiously prick! He treats me and my brothers with very ill wills!"
 * Discord: "He's the bane of your existence too?!"
 * Strife: "He bothers you as well? Huh. I thought it was just us."
 * Discord: He thinks I'm only reformed due to poor planning. Accused Fluttershy of both manipulating me with her kindness like Mayhem did, AND for making AND keeping a promise not worth keeping.
 * Maleficence:... Duur, that's technically true.
 * Strife: Maleficence, shut up!
 * Mischief: Well, I can agree that a choice that effectively doomed the world is technically uncalled for, but, does it even matter at this point? Now, if ol' Stiffy needs to be assured that there is no danger in our lovely Draconequui Wonderland, then we are more then happy to show that it's more safer then it's surrealistic nature would suggest. How's about a tour, free of charge?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "I love tours! Espeically when it's free!"
 * Icky: "That's only because these guys know we mean business. It's more out of professional curtitcy then an actual business practice."
 * Mr. Krabs: "But still, I love free tours."
 * Strife: "Mischief, please tell me your not serious!"
 * Mischief: "Calm yourself Strife, it's only because we need to keep Stiffy from being an issue. Now, come this way. (He takes the entire group as Maleficence jumped up and down following them)....."
 * Strife: "..... (Quietly) She's gonna kick my ass for this. (Teleports off.)"
 * Silverstream, Gallus, Ocellus, and Smolder were seen at the enterence.
 * Gallus: "........ I bet it's not so scary."
 * Smolder: "Yeah, it's probuly nothing but a bunch of cheap jumpscares."
 * Ocellus: "I don't do so well with scary things."
 * Silverstream: "It's ok, Ocellus, it's only an attraction. None of the creatures inside is real."
 * ???: "True. (A Vulture Headed Draconequus in a long black cloak came in) But they are based on what you most feared, twisted with an added horror trope. That's because I laced the castle, with Nightmarium Christails. Only dark fantasies exist there...... I only permit the brave to enter, because only they can enter this building, with their sanity in tact..... Also because of park regulations. You seriously need to have courage to go in there without being trumatised."
 * Gallus: "Tch. Well I have PLENTY of that! So I get to have all the fun!"
 * Smolder: "I ain't scared of nothing!"
 * Ocellus: "I'll go in, if Silverstream can come."
 * Silverstream: "(Sighs), I may as well, to make sure THESE two (Points to Smolder and Gallus) don't break anything."
 * Draconequus: "You are all very brave children in the eyes of this old undertaker, Macabe. Enjoy yourselves, brave souls..... Just try not to scream too much.... It will only pleasure your nightmarish imaginations, (Laughs wickedly)!"
 * The four were abit un-nerved by Macabe's humor and walked into the castle.
 * A setting no less different then the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters were seen as the four walked in.
 * Gallus: "..... See guys? Nothing to be afraid of."
 * Silverstream: "As if. It is only a theme park hunted house, err, castle."
 * Ocellus: "It's only fake, it's only fake, it's only fake."
 * Smolder: "Tch. My grandpa's cave was scarier then this."
 * Gallus noticed a note on a lobby table, and picked it up.
 * Gallus: "(Reads) Welcome to Castle Blood E. Murdershire. (Speaks) REAAAAAAAAAL Original name there..... NOT! (Reads) Ages ago, this castle was once a place of beauty, majusty, a place that rivals Alicornia itself. Now..... It is a darken shame of it's former glory. You unlucky travelers have come here to collect the 4 lost relics, I.E. Prizes you came keep, hidden somewhere in the castle. Be warned. This place had a horrorable Nightmarium accsident, and now your worse fears rule this place. Collecting these treasures will prove your bravery. Failure to get them will forever label you a cowerd and forever a fearmongered slave of the castle. It will haunt you forever...... (Speaks) Hey, I'll give them credit for trying to give this dump a backstory."
 * Silverstream: "Well yeah, it gives the attraction it's own identity from so many other haunted, well, anythings."
 * Smolder: "Also..... SWEET PRIZES! No other haunted house/mansion/castle/whatevers have ever done that!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm, not sure if they're really worth it."
 * Gallus: "And what a cowinidence that it has 4 prizes. How's about we split up to cover ground and get these prizes?"
 * Ocellus: "Why can't we stay togather? It's never a good idea to split up in horror movies!"
 * Smolder: "Well good thing that this is real life, and that this place is a fake amusement park attraction! Calm down, ya big larva!"
 * Silverstream: "Hey, Ocellus' very sensitive, Smolder."
 * Smolder: "Whateves."
 * Gallus: "Point is, good thing the note is actselly a folded map of the castle. And that it high lighted some places perfect for us to go into. Silverstream, you go into the flooded indoor graveyard, Ocellus, you cover the castle caverns, Smolder, you got the hunter's room, and I scored the treasury."
 * Silverstream: "Doesn't that sound too.... Convinently fitting to our abilities?"
 * Gallus: "Oh, right. The note said that the haunted castle is magic so that it's settings are based on what we're good at, what we're used to, or what freaks us out the most. I skimmed that over because it wasn't part of the story."
 * Silverstream: "Ya could've read that too, doofus."
 * Gallus: "Aw cool your none existence panties, Sea Snooty! Try to have fun! (Flies off, as does Smolder)."
 * Ocellus: 'Wait, but, where are we suppose to find them?"
 * Silverstream: "(Notices a castle directory).... Luckly, we don't need the map nessersarly. The indoor graveyard is in the back, and the caverns are underneath. We'll agree to meet back here, okay Ocellus?"
 * Ocellus: "(Gulps). Okay."
 * The Duo split off and went their seperate ways.
 * Gallus kicked the door down!
 * Gallus: "YEAAAAAAAAAAH?! LIKE A BADASS?! (Sees a treasure simular to Griffinstone's treasures).... Oh mother bucking sweet! That baby looks like Griffinstone's lost golden cup thingie! This thing can TOTALLY restore our confidence! (Flies up and grabs it). Best, prize, ever.... Too bad about the lack of scares, though. (Leaves, but the pile of money began to fell down to reveil a large Armamasti Skeleton, as a red glow appeared in the eye)."
 * The Armamasti Skeleton loomed over the leaving Gallus, as he was shocked by this!
 * Armamasti Skeleton: "FILTHY FELINE AVIAN FREAK?! I STOLE THAT TREASURE FAIR AND SQUARE?!"
 * Gallus: "IT'S THE SKELETON OF THE ARMAMASTI THAT STOLE GRIFFINSTONE'S TREASURE?! WELL YOUR NOT HAVING THIS, BUTTHEAD?! (Flew off)"
 * The Large Skeleton roared as he chased after him!
 * Silverstream opened the door and saw that the indoor graveyard was underwater.
 * Silverstream: "...... It's a good thing my people can become seaponies, or this, would've been REEEEALLY difficult. (Jumps off and dives right in, triple flipping in the process) CANNONBALL! (Splashes in and becomes a Sea Pony) (Laughs), I love doing that! (Sees the prize looking like the pearl)..... Say, that kinda looks like Queen Novo's pearl. It's likely a fake recreation, but I'll give them props for accreacty. (Grabs the prize and leaves)."
 * Moans where heard.
 * Silverstream gasped!
 * Appearing from the water soaked grave was a stitched togather zombie Storm King, with an eye missing, horns croked, limbs in the wrong place, and his lower lip not connecting to the jaw bone.
 * Zombie Storm King: "POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Silverstream: "AW YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?! A ZOMBIE STORM KING?! DIDN'T HE TURNED TO COAL OR SOMETHING?! (GOT OUT OF THE WATER AND OUT OF THE ROOM, AND FLEES AS THE ZOMBIE STORM KING BEGAN TO CLIMB OUT OF THE ROOM?!)"
 * Ocellus was nerviously flying across the castles caverns.
 * Ocellus sees something that looks like Chrysalis' throwneroom and there lies what looks like the christail heart.
 * Ocellus: "Ohh! Pretty! An accreate re-creation of the Christail Empire's trademark shorce of defence and love! (Picks it up) They really know how to make prizes! (Hisses were heard) YAAAH?! I knew this was too easy! (Flies backwords and bumped into the body of a familier figure, turned and freaked out to see Chrysalis with her chest broken up!) OH GREAT DESTENY?!"
 * Chrysalis: "(Coughs in pain)...... Save yourself, you pathic deserter. There's no more hope for me. I, I was infected by that, nasty thing besides you, (Ocellus looks to see a dead royal Facehugger and yelps), And now, a new queen of these..... Creatures are here! I, I wanted to make my own Xenomorth army so I can take back the Changeling race AND congure Equestria in a fell swoop with these creatures?!..... Guess Mang was right about those things..... If you wish to live, you miserable troglabyte, get out now, before that thing turns you into a host for a new generation of Xenos! Don't worry about me. The Leage, will resserect me... I don't see you with the same insurence plan. (Laughs weakly before dying out)."
 * Ocellus: "It's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake! (A shadow looms over him)..... (Turns to see a Xenomorth Changeling the size of chrysalis hovering before him, hissing!)...... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! (ZOOMS OFF QUICKLY, THE SCREECHING CREATURE PERSUING?!)"
 * Smolder entered a darken hunter's room and saw blades and mounted Mythic Creatures and Beings heads on the wall.....
 * Smolder: "Tch..... I see what they tried to do here. They're going for that disterbing shock value kind of horror. Tch. Unsubtile much? (Sees something that looks like Pred Judu Des' blade)...... Is that cheap shit suppose to be a recreation of Pred's blade? No doubt it's plastic. (Picks it up). I mean, I know the place is still new, but they have got to work on their (A door slammed open) WHOA?! (Looks to see a scarred up, demented, crazy eyed, blood-stained Pred Judu Des dragging what looked like the corpses of Gallus, Silverstream, and Ocellus in his hoof, holding a very large stainless but blood covered halblade)..... OH, GREAT, DRAGON GODS?! YOU.... YOU BASTURD?! YOU RELAPSED HORRORABLY AND KILLED MY FRIENDS, DID YOU?! WERE YOU TORTURED BY SOME CRAZED SLAYERS TO BE LIKE THIS?!"
 * Psyco Judu Des: "(BLUBBLERS LIKE MAD AS HE DROPPED THE CORPSES AND WEILDS THE BLADE!)"
 * Smolder: "..... I'll, take that as a hell yes. (Runs off screaming as the still gibberish screaming Psyco Judu Des was chasing her!) THIS CAN'T BE WORSE!"
 * Wicked Witch chackling was heard as the Sisters and Shade came flying in on brooms, dressed like steriotypical witches!
 * Smolder: "OH WHAT IS WITH THIS WIZARD OF OZ SHIT GOING ON HERE?! (Runs from the mob!)"
 * The Four ran into eachother with surprise!
 * Smolder: "GUYS?! YOUR ALIVE?! BUT I SAW THAT PRED KILLED YOU IN HAVING A HORRORABLE RELAPSE?!"
 * Silverstream: "GUYS, FOR SOME ILLOGICAL REASON, THE STORM KING CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE EVEN WHEN HE WAS TURNED INTO COAL?!"
 * Ocellus: "CHRYSALIS DIED AND NOW THESE A CHANGELING XENOMORTH QUEEN AFTER ME?!"
 * Gallus: "GUYS, THE ARMAMASTI CAME BACK AS A SKELETON AND IS AFTER ME?! WE GOTTA TAKE OUR PRIZES AND BLOW THIS DUMP?!"
 * The four ran, but the four monsters, plus the witchifived sisters and Shade blocked their exit!
 * Silverstream: "They're not letting us leave!"
 * Gallus: "(Looks at the note)..... YOUR KIDDING ME?! WE HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM BY CONGURING AND/OR ADMITING OUR FEARS?! WHAT KIND OF ASOFT CRUD IS THAT?!"
 * Silverstream: "It means the castle won't let us leave until we congured our fears!"
 * Ocellus: "But that Xenomorth Chrysalis is horrorfying!"
 * Smolder: "I won't even come near the REAL Pred Judu Des, let alone that litteral steriotype come to life!"
 * Gallus: "And I'm not old enough to fight Armamastis! Those a-holes fight for keeps! We could lose our prizes! And it ain't no secret that the Storm King is what you Hippogriffs fear the most!"
 * Silverstream: "Just remember.... They're just our imaginations under the Nightmarium. Just don't let them make them afraid of you. You stop being afriad, they'll lose their existence!"
 * Ocellus: Why don't we just call it quits and dump these relics? No prize is worth this torture! It's just an attraction.
 * Gallus: Can you PLEASE not be a chicken right now? These guys are just nothing like the real deal. Watch. (Clears throat)... GIANT CERBERUS BEHIND YOU!! (The Arimaspi skeleton screamed and fell apart)
 * Silverstream:... Eh, I can't argue with that. (She stomped on zombie Storm King's foot as he screamed pathetically and disintegrated)... P***y!
 * Smolder: Hmmm... Look, Mara wants to have sex with you. (Pred turned in excitement and she knocked him out)...... Sucker.
 * Witch Chain: "OH NO?! WE'RE LOSING?! (The Witches retreated!)"
 * Smolder: "Tch, I didn't had to try hard with those dumb broads!"
 * Ocellus was wimpering before the Chrysalis Changeling Queen!
 * Gallus: "Aw come on you big worse, just turn into a Predator or something and fight it! You're a changeling!"
 * Ocellus realsied this!
 * Ocellus: "..... I forgot about that! (Turns into a teal colored Predator Warrior and does the trademark cry!)"
 * Ocellus began to do battle with the Chrysalis Xenomorth!
 * Smolder: "Go Ocellus, show that Ripply Scott Lawsuit waiting to happen some mannors!"
 * Gallus: "Kick her butt, Change-A-Ton!"
 * Silverstream: "You can do it, Ocellus!"
 * Ocellus: DIE!!! DIE YOU F****RS!!!! (Ocellus killed it and just kept stabbing it's corpse for 8 seconds)
 * Silverstream: Uh, Ocellus, I think it's dead.
 * Ocellus realises this and stopped.....
 * Ocellus: "..... (Laughs Embarrisly)...... Sorry. I get carried away.
 * Gallus: "Well your lucky that thing was just your imagination or your parents would so scold you for killing another living thing."
 * Smolder: "To be fair, Xenos are basicly parasites that can screw over a planet's race and spieces. Killing them is a matter of survival."
 * Silverstream: "Well, even then, they're still illutions, and I think it's fairly certain that we congured them."
 * Gallus: "ANNNNNND Scored these prizes! I mean, sure they're likely plastic, but at least it's quility plastic."
 * (Macabe): Oh they aren't just plastic. What's the fun in just getting a piece of garbage? They're containers of the REAL prize. You just have to open them.
 * Smolder: "Waiiiiiiit. They're just holders of the real prize?"
 * Silverstream got curious, and started to look at the pearl more closely.
 * Silverstream: "..... Wait a minute..... These things are containers. (Opens up the sudo-pearl to reveil candy, toys, and theme park VIP tickets for a prize corner) WHOA!"
 * Gallus: "Holy crud! Ya mean, these things are just, (Opens the cup in half to show the exact same thing) Holders for Candy, toys and tickets?!"
 * Ocellus opened up the sudo-crhistail heart to reveil a chocolate heart eminating love, which itself was a chocolate casing for more candy, toy prizes and tickets, as Smolder got the same thing, but the tickets were wrapped around the giant chocolate sword with the toys held onto it by the tickets.
 * Silverstream: "...... Ya know, I'd be alittle more disappointed, IF WE JUST DIDN'T GOT CANDY, TOYS, AND TICKETS FOR MORE STUFF?!"
 * Gallus: "Same here!.... Though I totally lost out on getting Griffinstone a new treasure."
 * Ocellus: "..... Whoaaa..... I congured my fear, and got rewarded for it. BEST ATTRACTION, EVER?!"
 * Smolder was cautious about the chocolate sword, then broke it in half, to find that it is felled with gems.....
 * Smolder: "Oh NOW we're talking!"
 * The Four charged out victorious and cheering!
 * Macabe: "Feel free to come back! The Haunted Castle would love to challnaged you kids once again with even better prizes."
 * Gallus: "We'll keep ya posted, Macabe! Right now, we're gonna spend our tickets!"
 * The four ran into a Draconequus clerk!
 * Draconequus: "Ya got tickets eh? Well you can also get even more for the REALLY good stuff by playing in my Arcade land! (Shows a littleral land of arcade games growing from the ground)! You can call me, Arcadic Jones! I got rail shooters, the kind of crud you would find in a cheap chldren's pizzaria, arcade legends, we're talking Donkey Kong, Pacman, ANNNNNND His extended family, Wreck-It-Ralth, House of the Dead, Primal Rage, MORTAL KOMBAT, Street Fighters of ALL flavors, Marvel VS. Capcom, and the ever infamous classic, Whack-A-Mole! And best part, each of them don't need coins to activate! You can litterally just press start like it was a console game and get playing!"
 * The four cheered and ran right in!
 * A Beautiful Mansion was seen as it was being ransacked by children!
 * An Animontronic Burgler: "Step up up, ya mugs and get to ransacking Sir Millionaire's million dollar mansion, the expendsive home of this miserable dirtbag right here, (Holds up a rag doll of a rich jerk in his hand), He was a filthy land baron corrupt oil tycoonist and corpreate jockey that treated us lesser folk poorly for the last time, now it's time to wreck his stuff! B.Y.O.B., Bring your own bats, cause it's time to wreck the place! And if any of you mugs are able to contain his family jewels, they're yours to keep!"
 * Lord Shen: "...... You SERIOUSLY have an attraction that lets children destroy an albeit corrupt richmen's home?"
 * Mischief: "I know, it's perfect! Children naterolly hate athority, so it's perfect!"
 * Lord Shen: "But aren't you worried about encouraging dilinquncy?!"
 * Mischief: "Oh don't worry, we written Sir Millionaire as an unlikeable person. It's not really dilequinency. It's justice."
 * Cynder: "He means if they would end up doing it to the homes of athority figures they don't like. Like, mean teachers, or enforcers that gave them some trouble, or even the grouchy neighter that didn't want them on their property."
 * Mischief: "Oh don't worry. That sign holds a disclaimer. (Points to a sign that reads: "Please not that Sir Millionaire is a fictional character and what you do on this attraction should not be how you deal with stern athroity figures in real life".)..... See? We're not reckless."
 * Icky: "But what if the children can't read or don't give two fucks about it?"
 * Mischief: Then that's their problem. (Shen got angry) PHAH! Take a joke, will you? They'll just see the guy's good side in the end and not do anything like that. Trust me man, everything here is thought out.
 * Lord Shen: Whatever you say.
 * Mischief: Now, how about we kick this off with some standup from yours truly?
 * Pinkie: You perform improv?
 * Mischief: I like being funny, and I like being silly. I'm a child at heart, really!
 * Pinkie: Hey, ponies say the same thing about me. Small world.
 * Strife: Please, his jokes are amateur.
 * Mischief: Oh, like you can do better.
 * Strife: Oh, oh, you want me to make you laugh? Fine! BIIIILLLLAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!!! (Multiple Lodgers laugh, and Strife grins happily) Works every time. The key is saying the word 'laugh' in a comedic manner.
 * Mischief:... Oh, Strife, there's more to comedy then just saying silly sounds.
 * A Lazer swooshed by and missed the group, everyone looking to see a Lazer Tag attraction.
 * Skipper: "Holy smokes, they have lazer tag?!"
 * Mischief: "Yes. With actual serious lazers."
 * Lord Shen: "You have children shoot eachother with real lazers?!"
 * Mischief: "Not eachother...... We encourage them to shot those Star Wars Battle Droids with the guns so they can live in a fantasy of being in a star wars movie...... We also gave them extra points of they shoot Jar Jar."
 * A screamed!
 * Jar Jar Binks crashed into the ground......
 * Jar Jar Binks: "..... The things messa do to get work."
 * Icky: "Awww-ha-ha man! Star Wars fans would LOVE this place!"
 * Lord Shen: "Your having children fight war machines?!"
 * Mischief: "WITH safety vests. See? We're not endangering children here."
 * Icky: "But what if they're not wearing the vests?"
 * Strife: "Oh trust me. I saw to it that the bots only interact with anyone wearing the vests. They'll flat out ignor non-vest wearors and won't even acknowledge them attacking them because the guns don't work without the vests. I saw to it that this place is safe."
 * Icky: "..... What about him? (Points to Jar Jar)."
 * Mischief: "He was granted cartoon durability. Now get back in there and give more Star Wars fans some due revenge, francise soiler! (Kicks Jar Jar back in has he screamed!)"
 * Gazelle: ".... I wanted to help that guy, but something is holding me back, telling me that this is something that miserable creature deserves."
 * Mschief: "And here we have the food court. (Shows a littleral court of food as a Funnel cake was being sentenced.)"
 * Food Judge: "I sentenced you to be given to Table B7 for the crime of home invadtion."
 * Funnel Cake: "YOUR SENTENCING ME TO DEATH FOR HOME INVADTION?! WHAT KIND OF CORRUPT SYSTEM IS THIS?! (A Food Court Employe grabs the Funnel Cake's tray and takes him to a waiting Hippogriff family as they started licking their chops) No, no, NOOOOO! (They started eating him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD?!"
 * Icky: "WHAT SAUSAGE PARTY SHIT IS THIS?!"
 * Mischief: "First off, LANGUISE, good sir, children are present! Secondly, why not make food court more of a dinner AND a show, by having created food criminals be sentenced to being eaten by the guests?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Isn't this, alittle overtly cruel?"
 * Mischief: "Remember, they're food CRIMINALS."
 * Spongebob: "But that Funnel Cake was only guilty of home invadtion."
 * Strife: "Remember that they're also MAGIC CREATED! That means they're not real! They were made from a magical kitchen and only given sentence to resite a pretend court! It goes away after the guests starts eating them!"
 * Lord Shen: "But is it still not a miserable existence for them to have sentience if being eaten was their panultamate fate? Espeically over often petty crimes?"
 * Strife: "Why do you keep diesecting every single tipbit of our theme park, wise guy? These aren't actual food criminals, I just said that! There's even a disclaimer before people enter the food court, see? (Points to that sign)."
 * Lord Shen: "Because we're concerned that your park may have some very loose morals!"
 * Strife: "Well I'm concerned that you guys are spoilsports!"
 * Lord Shen: And for good reason! This is disturbing in many ways!
 * Maleficence: YOU'RE disturbing in many ways! AYOOOO- (Vomits candy that attracts kids)- OOOO!!
 * Lord Shen: I'm telling you, something isn't right about this place.
 * Skipper: Me too! My guts NEVER lies!
 * Mischief: Well let's test that throey, shall we? (He pulls his gut out and it's shown in a godly wiseman attire)... Wow, I can tell Your guts are honest organs indeed.
 * Skipper: HEY, GIMME THAT!! (He snatches it and eats it putting it back).... First off, how did that not kill me in the process besides because magic? But more impourently, how random are you compared to Discord?!
 * Mischief: I dunno, let's see. You need a tailor, Ms. Cheeks?
 * Sandy: What do you mean- (She sees her tail is gone) AARRGGHH! NOT AGAIN!
 * Mischief: Well, you actually had it tied onto your butt and it was older than a mummy. I'm just amazed that it hasn't been decomposed yet. (Plucks one of her hairs out)
 * Sandy: OWCH!
 * Mischief: I'll fix it for you. (Places the fur on some fried chicken, and puts it in an oven, where it cooks)... (Checks his watch and whistles, then the oven buzzes, and Mischief takes out a fresh new tail) There we are. NURSE! (Magically appears in a nurse costume) I need a surgeon in here STAT! (Sandy is frightened) No, I'm just f*****g with ya, girl. Someone hand me some tape. (Takes the tail, and straps it onto her with the tape)
 * Sandy: And how in tarnation is that gonna- (Mischief pulls on the tape, and it magically reattaches the new tail onto her
 * Mischief: TA-DAH!
 * Sandy: (Wagging the tail) Great gopher-holes! You're a miracle worker!
 * Mischief: No... I'm just a Draconequus.
 * Lord Shen: Not convinced. Discord could do that at any time. Why, I don't know other than he thinks a tail tied back together is funny.
 * Discord: (Scoffs in hilarity, then sobers up) Uh, I just didn't feel like it.
 * Lord Shen: Suuuure you did. You-
 * Strife: Oh, you want more? (He snaps his scorpion pincers twice and gives Twilight Trixie's appearance causing Trixie to scoff in hilarity)
 * Twilight: You know, making me look like Trixie isn't that funny.
 * Strife: (He magically gets Link's clothes) Well, excUUUUUUUUse me, princess! (Icky scoffs and laughs at that)
 * Discord: Dude, I made that joke 4 years ago. I'm not even convinced.
 * Mischief: Oh, really? How about this? You, cute yellow one, you like animals, huh? (Snaps his fingers, and makes Fluttershy lay an egg)
 * Fluttershy: OOH!!!... Wha? (Strife uses a spell to incubate the egg, and a baby chick hatches)... Oh, isn't that the most adorable- (Strife turns it into a mutant that roars at her) AARRGGGHHH!!!
 * Chick Mutant: YOU BAD OL' PONY BRAT!!! (Strife turns the mutant back to normal as he laughs hysterically)
 * Strife: You should've seen the look on your cute little face! You were like "YIKES, A CHICK VERSION OF THE TWEETY BIRD HYDE MONSTER!" (Laughs) But in all seriousness, it was just a harmless prank, nothing hurtful.
 * Iago: He's got some issues!
 * Mischief: He's been made fun of for his trunk, so why not? You convinced now? No? Okay then. Hey, is that a burger? (Takes SpongeBob's Krabby Patty and eats it)
 * SpongeBob: HEY!!!
 * Suddenly, Mischief takes it out of his ear.
 * Mischief:  HAH! Fooled ya'! (Gives it back to him) That's my own way of eating the same thing all day. (Burps loudly) My compliments to the frycook.
 * Sandy: Ew!
 * Mischief: But that's not all! I'm in the mood for some fried calamari. (Shows himself holding one of Squidward's arms, as Squidward screams in horror as Mischief eats it)
 * Squidward: YOU ARE JUST SICK!!!
 * Mischief: Oh, am I? (Grabs Squidward's stump, and actually pulls out another tentacle, healing Squidward, and leaving the others laughing)
 * Squidward: Okay, that's NOT funny!
 * Mischief: Then why are they laughing, Squiddy? (Chuckles as he finishes the tentacle)
 * Lord Shen: Okay this doesn't accomplish-
 * Mischief: How would you, Applejack, like to have some apple pie?
 * Applejack: Gee, thanks. I really have been gettin' peckish on the trip- (Mischief splats it in her face)
 * Mischief: Sorry, I just remembered the apples that made that pie were poisoned! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! But in all serious, no, the pies aren't poison, it's all in good fun, kiddo.
 * Lord Shen: Will you stop for a se-
 * Mischief: Hey, look, a kitten! (Magically makes a kitten appear as Fluttershy turns around to see it, while she is adoring it, Mischief manages to give her a cat's tail, making the group hold their laughter in)...
 * Fluttershy: What's everyone laughing at? (She suddenly notices her cat tail, and screams)
 * Mischief: What? I always knew you were a bit of a animal lady and would do this if you had magic. (Laughs)
 * Fluttershy:... Well, yes, out of curiosity, it is cute. But can you please change it back? (He returns Fluttershy's tail back to normal)
 * Lord Shen: Please just-
 * Mischief: (Magically turns Boss Wolf into a dog) That was for the Three Little Pigs! (He and the others laugh)
 * Boss Wolf: "Aw come on, I'm not even related to THAT wolf!"
 * Lord Shen: HOOOOOOOLLD IIIITTTTT!!! (Takes deep breath)... All this convinced me is you're just begging for attention when you've already got it.
 * Strife: "And all we're given is the impression that you guys have no sense of humor. Well, certain somes of you anyways."
 * Mischief: "But I think we had our fun. Now, on with the tour. Now here we have the fairy tale village. (A litterall fairy tale village was seen) Where the younger kiddies can interact with their faverite fairy tales come to life."
 * Twilight: "(Rolling her eyes) Or at least only because of your magic- (Gasps heavily with her irises turning into the size of dinner plates when she saw a kindly looking village mare)....... Lady Read-A-lot....... She's...... She's my childhood hero......"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I thought that was Celestia......"
 * Twilight: ".... My PRE-Celestia Childhood Hero."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ahhhh. Thought so."
 * Mischief: "..... Go ahead and say hi."
 * Twilight squeed and ran off to meet Read-A-Lot!
 * Twilight: "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN SINCE CHILDHOOD?! (Brings out an entire collection) I HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAIRY TALE COLLECTION?! Sign them all please?"
 * Read-A-Lot: "(Laughs), Alchourse. Anything for a long time fan."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs) What a dorky fangirl!"
 * Rarity: "Oh like you're one to jest, miss Rainbow Wonderbolt/Daring Do Fan Dash."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, it's different if she's idoling a fictional character in a Draconequus Theme Park likely only a magical re-creation! At least Daring Do AND the Wonderbolts are real!"
 * Mischief: "Funny you mentioned them, Miss Dash. I'm thinking of having the Wonderbolts preform an Air Show here in our Draconequui Wonderland Stage, along with other big names like Sappfire Shorces, Countess Coloratu, Color, uh.... Well she goes by Ra-ra now, so I'll stick with that, that Sia pony, the comedy sytilings of Tons'a Fun, and more."
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Well, if this is harmless and legit, I may put up a good word for ya with Spitfire."
 * Mischief: "And about Daring Do.... I'm actselly a fan myself. I'm so devoted a fan, I gave her, (Reveils a large aztec temple with Daring Do's theme) HER OWN ATTRACTION?!"
 * Rainbow Dash stared in utter surprise!
 * Trixie: ".... How, did we missed THAT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash gave herself the stupidest smile she can muster!
 * Mischief: "In this temple, you can relive all of Daring Do's adventures! And live the ultamate Self-incert Fanfic writer's dream! And the best part, if you go through the adventures perfectly, you can win a speical prize: A limited edition autograthed first made copy of the first Daring Do copy, mint-condition, with gold cover!"
 * Rainbow Dash screams like a fangirl spaz and charged right into the temple!
 * Rarity: ".... Tch, and ponies say I was the druma queen."
 * Mischief: "So, I can tell that your the fastionable type."
 * Rarity: "Yes. But, oh hum, it's very unlikely your establishment will cater to my sofisicated needs."
 * Strife: "Oh really? Well I'll have you know that I'm actselly a fan of Shadow Spade! Like I KNOW you are! And like Mischief who gave Daring Do her own attraction, (Points to a detective building in complete black and white), I gave her a museum holding many of her greatest cases, accreate wax manaquins of many of her stories characters, major and minor, and most impourently.... HER FABLULIOUS COSTUMES?! I was accreate to the slightest detail! Every, single, detail! Why.... You can even get a copy of your favertie book signed, BY SHADOW SPADE HERSELF?! And it has a gift shop where you can buythe quintest little fastion accsseries!"
 * Rarity: ".... (Giggles and hops with excitment, unkowing stomping Pang Bing's tail as she yowls in pain!) I'M LOVING THIS PLAAAAAAAAACE?! (Zooms off as a Meep Meep was heard!)"
 * Pinkie: "Dreams really DO come true here!"
 * Mischief: "Well we certainly didn't sing that song for the hay of it! Now, I wagered that you are a pony who enjoys her sweets and pasteries! Well just wait until you see...... (Points to a vast wilderness of Pasteries, Sweets and living creatures made of sweets) THE SA-SWEET-FARI?!"
 * Pinkie: "..... (Drops her jaw)....."
 * Spongebob: "...... You made her very happy."
 * Strife: "..... He knows what he did......"
 * Applejack: "Ya know, thank goodness those sugery creatures were given regenitive powers, or else I might have to intervine for them fer Pinkie's sakes."
 * Strife: "How's about you cocern yourself with something like, our own rodeo show! (Points to a rodeo statium where coyboys try to tame bucking beasts of Draconequui wildlife!) And the winner gets a first place ribbin, a giant butt trophy, and a trillion dollar cash prize to the soul that tames.... Mr. Ornery! A Japperwock!"
 * Applejack: "..... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! I'M GONNA WIN ME THAT RIBBIN, TROPHY, AND CASH PRIZE AND REALLY HELP THE FARM OUT?! AND PAY FOR GRANNY'S HIP SURGERY..... Again. (Charges out hootering and hollering!)"
 * Fluttershy: "Wow..... This place has everything."
 * Mischief: "And for you Miss Shy..... Erum..... Actselly, the best I can offer is the petting zoo, where we keep all the cute exotic animals, but I'm sure your not interested in tha- (Fluttershy yayed and flew off to the petting zoo, hugging the cute animals as they surround her)....... Well son of a gun."
 * Discord: ".... She REALLY loves animals."
 * Starlight: "Well, I can safely doubt they have anything for me, so-"
 * Trixie gasped and grabbed Starlight firmly!
 * Trixie: "THEY HAVE, A MAGIC STAGE?! (That was seen)...."
 * Starlight: ".... And that excites you, why?"
 * Trixie: ".... LOOK, WHO'S PREFORMING! (A sign was shown that reads "Today: Pondini!") PONDINI STILL LIVES?!"
 * Starlight: "Pondini?"
 * Trixie: "THE LEGENDARY GREAT GRANDFATHER OF HOOFDINI?! AND HE LIVES?!"
 * Mischief: "Well, you can thank me and my brothers for that. Turns out he accsidently used a pandimentional teleportation spell and ended up in another dimention when he did that Manitcore trick. That was how he found him. We now encourage him to do the same trick with a Bandersnatch."
 * Trixie excitedly squeals and drags Starlight along!
 * Trixie: "TRIXIE MUST SEE HER IDOL?!"
 * Starlight: "Ow, ow, Trixie, ow?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... How are they so easily allored by these attractions even when they should acknowledge that they're but the creations of Draconequui!"
 * Mischief: "Because this, is Draconequui Wonderland. Where dreams come true. And you all haven't seen the circus yet!"
 * Alex: "Wait..... You guys, have a circus here?"
 * Mischief: "A better question my boy is that what kind of Theme Park WOULDN'T have a circus!?"
 * Marty: "Oh now your speaking my languise, 'Chief!"
 * Lord Shen: While I am happy you're doing these favors, I can't help but feel you're trying to distract us from something you're not telling us.
 * Strife: YOU WOULD J'ACCUSE US OF SOMETHING?! I NEVER?!
 * Lord Shen: Don't try to act offended! We did not come for fun. Tell us what you three have been doing since Tyranny AND creating that lesbian bat. Unless of course you want me to assume you're up to no good and are distracting us with the attractions.
 * Strife: "YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO NOT TRUST US, PEACOCK BOY?! WE WERE LITTERALLY GIVING SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS A CHANCE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES, AND YOU ACT LIKE AN UTTER INGRETE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Okay, I'll admit that it's rather indignet of me to look a gift-horse in the mouth, but I can't help being cautious to three of Tyranny's former top-followers coming to own a theme-park! Espeically one with appearent loose morals! Look, if you want, I'll apologise for the accusation and-"
 * Strife: "Just for that, (Takes away Shen's tail feathers) You don't deserve these tail feathers!"
 * Lord Shen makes a paniced Peacock sound!
 * Lord Shen: "AHHHHHHHHHH?! MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
 * Strife: "Now, say your sorry, (Brings out a flamethrower), Or I just found something for the Flame Juggler act to use!"
 * Lord Shen: "NO?! PLEASE?! (STARTS CRYING) NOT MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL FEATHERS?! OKAY?! OKAY?! I WON'T MAKE RASH JUDGEMENTS ON YOUR PERSON AGAIN?! JUST DON'T BURN MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
 * Icky: "..... Okay, dude, I know Shen wasn't being a happy camper, but, REALLY?!"
 * Mischief: (Sighs).... Please pardon Strife...... He doesn't cope with accusations well."
 * Duke: "No kidding!"
 * Gazelle: "Look Strife, if we agree to not make rash judgements on you again, would you give Shen his feathers back AND give us some explanation about all this? Not implying we have doubts about the park, but, we just want to know the grander reason behind why Tyranny's former henchmen would want to build an amusement park of all things."
 * Strife: "..... I'm holding you up to the rash judgement thing! (Gives a crying Shen his tail feathers back as he ran away crying and hides away in the restroom)."
 * Mischief: "Now, about those details. Well nothing excravagant. We just wanted to be theme park owners and not be remembered as "Those three guys that worked with a tyrannt litterally named Tyranny"."
 * Boss Wolf: "Sooooooooooo...... You guys are insecure about your reputation among peers then?"
 * Mischief: You could say that.
 * Boss Wolf: So you have been planning for this park, for eons since then? Well why wait until 2013 to actselly get to it then?
 * Strife: I thought you said you weren't going to accuse us of anything.... Were you, LYING to us?
 * Boss Wolf: It's just a legitimate question bro, not an accusation! Great Bhudda, so sensitive.
 * Mischief: Strife, if you're going to be rude amongst these guests, then I suggest you go check up on the rides.
 * Strife: Fine! I don't like these guys anyway! I hope you all get in an accident here. (He teleported away)
 * Maleficence:... Jerkhead!
 * Mischief: Maleficence, be nice!
 * Maleficence: HE TURNED ME INSIDE-OUT!!!
 * Mischief: Because you technically triggered his impatience.
 * Gazelle:... Is this supposed to be the friendship problem?
 * Discord: I'm kinda rooting for yes. You three don't get along, do you?
 * Mischief: Is it obvious?.... (Sighs) Not as well as we used to. We have always disagreed on how to do things. I'm the creative one, Strife is the persistently selective one who doesn't offer originality, and Maleficence is... Well, Maleficence.
 * Gloria: So, you don't have good compromise, do you?
 * Mischief: No, and when we argue, it often affects the environment, but not because of Windigoes, they don't like OUR hate. We can get so angry we lose control of our powers.
 * Gazelle:... Well I can see why you're not very appreciated.
 * Mischief: "Look, please try to understand that Strife doesn't mean any personal malice. He's just..... Upset, that our spieces original purpose is no longer viable, and he's afraid that this redemption thing isn't going to work out."
 * Gilda: "Oh I get it. He's like Thorax's brother. He's nostaglic to what Draconequui used to be like."
 * Mischief: "That is an understatement. More like...... He made peace with the idea that we were meant to be pure chaos incarnate, and.... Now we're not entirely so. I apologise about your Peacock friend."
 * Shifu: "Don't worry, we'll make sure Shen is kept from going onto a path for revenge."
 * Shen: "(From Restroom) No need, I overheard it. Also, I have to complain about this restroom not having soundproof walls and now passerbys would easily hear something they are not meant to here. I'm willing to pardon Strife's behavior, mainly on accounts that I provoked him into it. I now understand that he is a very ill tempered sort and I would do WELL to tread carefully."
 * Mischief: "Thank you for that, Lord Shen. Would you like an apology gift to give our condolences? A stuffed animal for you to give to someone?"
 * Lord Shen opened the door.....
 * Lord Shen: "...... I'll keep that in mind. Right now, I still insist that I'm here strictly for business. And if you all had any sense, you'd stop wasting time and do the same."
 * Mischief: "Ahh, better yet, would you like me to help with your Tail Feathers?"
 * Lord Shen sees that his tail feathers are crudely pasted togather....
 * Lord Shen: "..... (Sighs depressively)..... Yes. I would like some.... Aide in that department."
 * Strife:... (He was watching and got angry as he left)
 * Twilight was seen still having authergrafths signed by Read-A-Lot.
 * Rainbow Dash was excitingly trotting down the halls of the Daring Do attraction!
 * Rainbow Dash: "THIS IS SO AWESOME?! Which one should I go in first?!"
 * ???: "Rainbow Dash?"
 * Quibble Pants was seen.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Quibble Pants? Your here too?"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well, I'm here cause mother dearist wanted me to take my baby sister Smarty to this new theme park after getting a free first-try pass to get here. Then I found this amazing attraction for Daring Do! I can't believe how accurate it is! Whoever made this attraction was a devote Daring Do fan! So, I let my sister loose on those petting zoo animals to get a break from her smarty attitude, thankfully in good hooves, and I decided to try it out. I've yet to picked a story based adventure I would like to go through."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well I'm here to get the golden limited edition first copy of Daring Do's first adventure!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well that's an overtly expendsive and very irreplaceable prize. But I guess it's for the spiecal of it being this park's first time."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, since your here, how's about we hang out for abit and see some of Daring Do's adventures since you agree that they happen?"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well keep in mind that I'm still sticking to my guns about my opinions, but, since I no longer doubt the albeit still ill-plausable existence, why not? Not like we have a chance to win that golden book. I doubt they would allow that thing be won so easily, speical or not."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya never know, Quibs. Let's start with..... Daring Do, and Seer Serpent of Doom!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Ohhh, a Series 3 book I actselly give a positive 50/50 at best. Not to bad, but some things could've been more elaberated on and-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Grabs his tail) Come on, Poindexter! Yeesh, you can be worse than Twilight sometimes. (Zooms off with Quibble to the the door that has a cover of Daring Do facing off with a Pharoh Crowned Snake.)"
 * The Door Opened and Flashed!
 * Daring Do was traveling with a nervious camel guide inside an egypt-like ruin.
 * Camel: "Missus Do, must you be so willing to enter the sphinx temple of the Seer Serpent to seek out Osiris' Eye? It will forsee a horrible end for us!"
 * Daring Do: "Well, Jamil, I have to get it first before Grand Vizer Kalo Luss gets to it! With the Osiris Eye, he can rule the world! I can't let him have that!"
 * Jamil: "I understand this, but..... The Seer Serpent is very unforgiving to tresspassers, espeically if you fail to solve it's netouriously difficult riddles!"
 * Daring Do: "Oh, please, I've been solving riddles since I was barely 2 years old. My cutie mark said so."
 * Jamil: "Oy, you ponies and your belief in these magical butt tattoos."
 * (Quibble Pants): "Hey, racist much?"
 * Jamil cowerdly panicked and hopped onto Daring Do, as Quibble and Rainbow Dash were seen.
 * Quibble Pants: Wait, they can see and hear us? I thought that came later.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Nice one, Quibs.
 * Daring Do:... You're just in time, brave adventurers! Today, we are going to seek out the-
 * Quibble Pants: "Yeah yeah yeah, the Osiris Eye from the riddle-giving future seeing giant cobra to stop a generic evil grand vizar and secure Jamil's rightful place as saultan of his side of the camel kingdoms. I read the book. Just, how do you not reckindised us?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It's obviously only a simulation of Daring Do, Quibble. We are in a Draconequui Theme Park after all, so please don't be a killjoy!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Ahhhhh, good point, good point. It's just cause of how realistic she looks, I would assume we were actselly in the real life adventure."
 * Jamil: "...... Daring, your mysterious new friends scare me with their hard to understand conversation."
 * Quibble Pants: "..... (Quietly) These simulations even THINK they're real."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) Then we're gonna have to play along."
 * Quibble Pants: (Quietly) Eh, sure ruins the purpose if we didn't. (Openly) Ignore that, it's just we're... (As Rainbow Dash was perplexed and surprised by his answer) A couple who have a condition where we can see the future and then can't. Runs in our families.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the-
 * Daring Do: So, I kinda won?
 * Quibble Pants: It's vague, so, not sure if you succeed all the way or not. Some details are too hard to believe. But I suppose it's something you can use.
 * Daring Do:... Then you know how serious this is?
 * Quibble Pants: You're Daring Do, so, yeah. That Osiris Eye is pretty insane. A relic that can control life and death can be dangerous in the wrong hooves. So yeah, something like that, in the procession of a clear-cut villain like Kalo? Oh yeah, garrentied bad news.
 * Daring Do: "It good you see that, because that is why I can't let Kalo take over the world with the Osiris Eye. He would subugate the entire world with the threat of using it to kill millions alone, never mind if he desides to make an undead army with it."
 * Jamil: "Each of those things sound bad."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So there's no time to lose!"
 * Pinkie: (She literally had super-speed due to sugar intake as this played and then couldn't move once she was bloated full)
 * ???: RRRRRRRRRRRREVOLUTIOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!
 * Pinkie: Who said that?
 * Sugar Being: (They zipped up) WE DID! WE ARE THE SUGAR MEN! WE ARE A HIVEMIND RACE OF SUGAR-BASED BEINGS OUT TO AVENGE OUR KIND FOR BEING EATEN BY MONSTERS LIKE YOU!!! OUR SPEED, IS UNMATCHED!!! (They all cackled maniacally)
 * Pinkie: "...... I'd, be less intimidated by that and find them more delious then scary..... If I was able to move. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP?!"
 * ???: "We got your back, Pinks!"
 * The Pie Sisters were, as Limestone charged bravely, as Maud charged as well, but Marble was still hiding.
 * Pinkie: "LIME?! MAUD! (Inquisitive) Marble?"
 * Limestone: "NO SENTIENT SUGER CANE POWDER'S GONNA MESS WITH MY SISTER?! READY TO WRECK THEIR S*** MAUD?!"
 * Maud: ".... (Monotoned) Hoo-raaaa."
 * Limestone: "..... You really need a rougher personally, mental illness aside."
 * Suger Being Chief: "SEIZE THOSE SUGER EATERS?!"
 * Maud: I'm not into sweets. But I will not let my sister be in harm because of it. Bring it o- (Sugar waves were stuffed into her mouth)... MY GODS, THAT'S GOOD!!!
 * Other Pies: Maud?
 * Maud: I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!!!
 * Limestone:... I take it back, I like her better as a monotone.
 * Pinkie: "I'm not used to Maud like this too! Maybe that's why she never eats the rock candy necklaces I made her. It wasn't just solely for sentimental value and more then just not into candy.... She gets WEIRD with suger!"
 * Suger Being Chief: "..... Maybe be throwing suger at that creature's mouth wasn't a bright idea. RETREAT TO THE SAFETY OF OUR VILLAGE SO WE CAN DEVISE A BETTER PLAN OF ATTACK?! (The beings retreated!)"
 * Pinkie: "....... Maybe Shen was right! This park DOES have some loose morals...... Also, girls, how did you get here so quickly?"
 * Limestone: "We were actselly already here likely before you via whatever hero business you and your friends do because we were asked to take Cousins Mince Meat Pie and Chicken Pot Pie to this place. We left the hyperactice brats at that petting zoo when we discovered Fluttershy, so we can safely assumed you were here too. Then our sister senses tingled and next thing we know, you were about to be attacked by angry suger people!"
 * Marble: "They probuly didn't like that you were eating their land."
 * Pinkie: "..... Awwww man, is that me visiting Suger Rush of the Wreck-It-Ralph world all over again! You gotta take me back to the Lougers!"
 * Maud: "OKIE DOOKIE ARTITHOKEY! Anyone know where to get a forklift?!"
 * Pinkie: "...... No seriously Maud, you sound WEIRD being hyper-active! Even I'M not that weird myself even when sugared up."
 * Maud: WHERE, DO, I, FIND, A, FORKLIFT?!?
 * Marble: "..... It might be awhile before we can get anywhere."
 * Rarity was admiring all the accreate detail, even when everything was in black and white.
 * Rarity: "A Shadow Spade Museum! Who would've guess this would came to be."
 * ???: "Not me, frankly."
 * A well-dressed glassing wearing Fluer-like pony came in.
 * Rarity: "LE GASPED?! It's..... IT'S THE AUTHER OF SHADOW SPADE HERSELF?! HORSE E.E. MARTINI?! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN?! ARE YOU HERE TO SEE YOUR GREATEST CREATION COME TO LIFE?!"
 * Horse Martini: "Welllll, yes and no. I came here with my good friend A.K. Yearling cause we and the Princesses were given speical passes to have exclusive access to the park, of which I deduce that it is likely a bit to earn our approveal. Trouble is, I didn't exactly give these Draconequui permission to use my likene- Duh, I mean, my IP for Shadow Spade. I mean, I'll give them props for accuracy, but this museum, lovely as it is, is NOT autherised and approved by me and is a blunt copyright violation."
 * Rarity gave a suspitious stare, but kept her cool.
 * Rarity: "You say your friends with A.K. Yearling?"
 * Horse Martini: "Oh yes. She and I go way back in grade school. We may had came from different social classes, but I hit it off well with her surprisingly. She was a humble little pegasus from Cloudsdale, and I was from Manehatten's Noir Street, well, the secured rich part anyway, the rest of the streets were notoriously rough. It has crime mysteries like you wouldn't believe!"
 * Rarity: "..... You don't say...... Well...... Did you know that Yearling and Daring Do are actselly one in the same?"
 * Horse Martini: "You found her out? Duh, I mean, really? Never figured her Daring Do idea to be an biographic novel of her adventures. She always WAS the adventurious type. I assume the whole Daring Do thing was a surname for protection against the "friends" she likely had made in those adventures."
 * Rarity: "And am I to assume that "Shadow Spade" is YOUR alternate identity for your adventures?"
 * Horse Martini: "Ye- Duh, I mean, no! No, of course not! (Nerviously laughs hoitly) Shadow Spade I ensure you is a completely fictional character! Now, let's go see about the management of the establishment, shall we? (Walks off)...."
 * Rarity: ("Well played, Shadow Spade, but I'm already on to you. I read enough of your books that I can prove my detective skills to you soon enough. Let's one day see the reader outwit the main character.") Alright. (She snickered as they left)
 * Horse Martini: ("Daring Do, we need to talk about this later!")
 * Applejack: (She was using a rope unbelievably cartoonishly to hold onto A Jubjub Bird to bullride it) YEEE-HAAAAAA! I'LL GET TO MR. ORNY IN NO TIME FLAT?!
 * Bull stage manager: IT'S ORNERY!!!
 * Applejack: Potato Po-ta-to! (The Jubjub Bird flew across the dome trying to get Applejack off) HOLD STILL, YA BIG PALOOKA!! (She eventually congured and defeated the exhausted beast)... YEE-HAH, I'M ON FIRE!
 * Bull Stage Manager: Nice performance, Applejack. Now let's see how you deal with a Bandersnatch. (A large monster similar to the live-action Alice in Wonderland Bandersnatch, only with a lion's head, a large bushy tail, bear paws, and extensive teeth came out roaring as Applejack was amazed as it stretched it's neck and attacked as Applejack got on it's back and began to ride it, ultimately winning in the end)... Wow. You broke the record of best time beating the Bandersnatch.
 * Applejack: It's what I do. What's next? (The ground beneath her hooves started to flood with water)
 * Bull Stage Manager: Next, are the Snarks.
 * Applejack: Snarks? Are they, anything like sharks?
 * Bull Stage Manager: Close. They're like a hybrid of shark and piranha with webbed feet. And there's not just one. I sense you possess a seapony form, but you get sextuple points if you do it without the form.
 * Applejack: Nah, points don't mean crud. Besides, I need practice with my fins. (Snarks came out as Applejack dived and became a seapony and managed to grabbed onto one of them and started to bull ride it as well! Eventually, she exhausted each one and came out victorious)!
 * Bull Stage Manager: Well aren't we a Snark master. Let's see ya handle a Guabancex? (A giant gorilla-baboon with chaotic rainbow eyes and rainbow face, and a chaotic appearance came out and pounded it's chest roaring) Watch out. It's fury literally destroys.
 * Applejack:... Okay, dunno how fury can destroy literally, but-
 * The Guabancex roared as some barrels blow up spontaniously!
 * Applejack: ".... Whooooo-Weeee! Maybe Shen was onto something about this theme park having loose morals! Cause that big ape's intense!"
 * The Guabancex charged!
 * Applejack jumped over it and got onto it's back, as it started to freak out trying to get her off!
 * Applejack: ".... I think I can safely agree with Shen that this theme park has VERY loose morals!"
 * Fluttershy: (She sees that the petting zoo is a large paradisiacal land as she discovered the terrain is childproof as the ground is bouncy, the water is breathable, and she squeals in cute joy when she sees random chaotic wildlife that cuddle up to her and pile up on her as she giggles) Awww! Are these critters island tamed?
 * Draconequus Caretaker: Yes. They had no problems for eons and don't have any defensive instinct. They're completely friendly. The island typically lacks serious predators.
 * Fluttershy: "..... Well that's what worries me. Did you know that it's Dragon Seagull and Pteragull season?"
 * Caretaker: "Oh don't worry, sweet pea. The management hired an exbert to look out for that."
 * Treehugger came in.
 * Fluttershy: "Treehugger, Hi!"
 * Treehugger: "Heeeeeeeeeeeey, Fluttershy."
 * Fluttershy: "What brings you here?"
 * Caretaker: "She's my exbert, actselly."
 * Treehugger: "Yup. Now, I don't wanna ruin the good vibes here, but..... The Pteragulls recently lost the terroatory fight with the Dragon Seagulls and are like, their auras are out of alinement....."
 * Caretaker: "..... Ya mean they're pissed off about it?"
 * Treehugger: "Right on, man..... And my gut insticts telling me that the Alpha Pteragull has set her sights here because she is sensing mondo activity here."
 * Fluttershy: "(Gasps)! Oh no! And these poor critters don't understand what predators are! And the children! It would be terrorable if the Pteragulls got to any of them!"
 * Caretaker: "Aw nuts! And the worse of it, if they get to the main park, get ready to feel like you're in Jurrassic World! Don't worry, we have a shelter for incase of emergeny!"
 * Treehugger: "Um, about that...... The shelter is broken, because your friend used the totally wrong wood for it."
 * Caretaker: "WHAT?! (Sees a derpy Draconequuus and a ruined shelter)..... DANG IT, CALAMATY?!"
 * Calamaty: "(Derpy Hooves Voice) I just don't know what went wrong."
 * Caretaker: "..... YEAH, REAL MYSTERY?! (To Fluttershy) Miss, I hear talk you're good with animals! Can you and Treehugger be able to stop the Pteragulls from coming here! The animals and the children won't stand a chance against those over-sized flying sea-rats! Apart from the shelter, the management didn't really prepare for a Pteragull attack!"
 * Fluttershy: "I will for both children and animals! (Fluttershy and Treehugger got going)....... Ohhh dear, Shen was right. This park does have a loose moral problem!"
 * Trixie: I LOVE YOU, PONDINI, YOU WERE TRIXIE'S INSPIRATION!!! YAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
 * Starlight:... SHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR BOTH OF US!
 * A pony in a swami hat hovering in a magic carpet is seen. This was Pondini.
 * Pondini: "Oh think nothing off it. I deal with fans all the time. It's just nice to get out of that pandimention and come out of unoffictal retirement..... I do miss my family though. I don't know if they're even still alive. I feel like a fish out of water in this era."
 * Trixie: Eh, we all go through that sometimes. Starlight here knows about time travel, so perhaps she can arrange a past visit-
 * Starlight: NONONONONONO! I've had enough of time travel.
 * Trixie: It was just a suggestion, Geez!
 * Pondini: "I wouldn't accept it anyway. I know better then to use time travel.... It just would be nice to know if there are any modern desendents to go back to."
 * Starlight: There ARE spells for that. There's spells for practically anything.
 * Pondini: Really?
 * Starlight: Aren't you from Starswirl's era? Don't you know that?
 * Pondini: Well, not all were available back then. That's what goes in the past. (Sighs) if only Starswirl was still alive, then this would be a lot smoother.
 * Starlight:... Believe it or not... He is.
 * Pondini:... REALLY?! HOW?!
 * Starlight: It's a... LOOOOOOOOONG story. But yeah, he and his Pillar friends are alive and basically the same age as they were when they disappeared. Being in limbo stagnated their aging.
 * Pondini: Limbo? How in Tartarus did that happen?
 * Starlight: Like I said, long story. He's staying in Princess Twilight's Castle in Ponyville. If you have time, you can drop by.
 * Pondini: "Oh you bet your better bit I'll pay that crazy old cook a visit! I have alot of catching up with that bearded horse! He owes me a magical chest rematch after all! We have abit of a frenemy ship going on!"
 * Starlight: "Wow, kinda like Twilight and Trixie today. You were actually Starswirl's Trixie? Huh, small timeline."
 * Pondini: "How's about I repay you two helping me out on this by making you two my two assisents for the show?"
 * Trixie: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! WOULD I?!"
 * Starlight: "Uh, sure, I'm kinda dragged into this by my friend."
 * Pondini: "Great. The show will start soon! (Flies off on the carpet)."
 * Starlight: "....... Trixie, Pondini said that he misses his family..... And as nice it was for the Draconequui brothers to take him out of that pandimention, they didn't exactly took the time to reunite him with his modern family....."
 * Trixie: "And, where are you going with this?"
 * Starlight: "..... I think Shen might be right. This park does have loose morals. I should know...... I've been there."
 * Trixie: "Oh, so you had a morally debatable theme park also?"
 * Starlight: "(Sternfully) Ya know what I mean, Trixie!"
 * Trixie: "Ohhhhhhhhhh, you mean your past with Shareville and the filly fooler bat. Sorry."
 * Starlight: "(Sighs).... I only wonder what the Lougers are up to."
 * Soothsayer: (They were in a chaotic themed restaurant) Hmm. The Mane Six seem to be roped into their own adventures.
 * Icky: What I find crazy is that this place is inside an immortality field like in that Rick and Morty episode with Mr. Krabs' voice actor.
 * Squidward: That means I can do THIS! (He shoots SpongeBob with Kowalski's plasma cannon)
 * Kowalski: HEY, THAT'S MINE!! (SpongeBob was resurrected)
 * Squidward:... It's a dream come true. Just as good as the anger management arena where you kill illusions of the things you hate.
 * French Draconequus: Dinner is-a served! (The food is magically casted as it was elaborate and delicious) Compliments from Chef Scrumptious.
 * SpongeBob: I don't trust magically-prepared food. After the cooking competition with King Neptune, there's no possible way this food can be good. (He eats a Krabby Patty and was amazed by the taste) OH BY NEPTUNE'S INVISIBLE CROTCH!!! THIS IS THE GREAT TASTE OF KRABBY PATTIES TIMES TEN!!!!
 * Chef Scrumptious: Magic in Equestria DOES come from emotion. This is made from love.... And perfect seasonal spieces.
 * Icky: "Hey wait a minute, weren't Mischief and his bro taking us to the circus?"
 * Alex: "Well the show isn't to start for another few hours, so he decided to take us here instead for his standup routine."
 * Tigress: "Though he and Maleficence were quick to leave."
 * Chef Scrumptious: "Oh don't worry, they only went to check up on impourent managetorial things. They'll be here soon, so don't try to concern yourselves."
 * Lord Shen: Well as long as we're certain they're not hiding something, we'll pardon this.
 * After the autograpfthing was done, Twilight and Read-A-Lot arrived across the Story Time Village.
 * Twilight: "It's like my entire childhood was brought to life here."
 * Read-A-Lot: "Everyone's childhood is brought to life here, Sparkle. That's what fairy tales always are."
 * Twilight: "It is such an honor to finally see you in person, Draconequui magic asid- (A small figure crashed into Twilight as she yelped, surprising Read-A-Lot)...... (Twilight looked to see Flurry Heart)."
 * Flurry Heart: "Hi-gi!"
 * Twilight: "Flurry! (The Two hugged!)"
 * ???: "Twily!"
 * Shining Armor and Candence arrived.
 * Shining Armor: "Fancy meeting you here!"
 * Twilight: "Candence! Shining! What brings you guys here?"
 * Candence: "Well, we and Aunt Celestia and Aunt Luna were given exclusive passes to see the theme park for ourselves, along side the big names of Equestria to give this place approveal."
 * Shining: "Quite a sight this park brought to live our childhood stories to live in this village, Twily! I feel like a kid again here!"
 * Twilight: "It's really wonderful here, and-"
 * Pig Squeels are heard as the Equestrian Three Little Pigs away from an Anthromorthised Timber Wolf!
 * Pig 1: "RUN AWAY FROM THE BIG BAD TIMBERWOLF?!"
 * Pig 2: "RUN AWAY?!"
 * Pig 3: "YOU IDIOTS JUST HAD TO REMOVE THAT ONE OUT OF PLACE BRICK, DID YOU?!"
 * Big Bad Timberwolf: "I'M GONNA GET YA, THREE LITTLE PIGS! AND WHEN I DO, I'M GONNA HAVE ME A PIGGY FEAST?!"
 * Read-A-Lot: "Oh poo. That nasty old Big Bad Timberwolf's at it again."
 * Flurry Heart: (She cries and then got angry)... KAAAAAA...MEEEEEEEE...
 * Shining Armor: Aw, no, not again!
 * Flurry Heart: ... HAAAA... MEEEEEEEEEE...
 * Read-A-Lot: What's she doing-
 * Flurry Heart: HAAAAAA!!!!! (She blasted a death beam that cartoonishly set the Big Bad Timberwolf on fire as he screamed cartoonishly when the wood burned away and Flurry Heart smiles cutely)
 * Big Bad Timberwolf: "........... (Coughs)....... Now I know what my cousin in the Red Riding Ponyhood story went through when the Dragon of the Woods got to him. Owwwwwwwwww. (Cartoonishly turns into an ash pile with eyes, which blink twice)."
 * Read-A-Lot was shocked.......
 * Shining: "..... We're REALLY sorry about that, ma'am."
 * Read-A-Lot: "(Having a panic attack from looking at them, to their confusion)..... DON'T HURT ME?! I KNOW THE BIG BAD TIMBERWOLF WAS A BRUTE, BUT..... YOU DIDN'T HAD TO DO THAT TO HIM?!"
 * Candence: "What's your problem!?"
 * Twilight: "..... I think I have a throey. This is obviously based on a more kid friendly verson of the fairy tails. They're not used to commpuence as intense of Flurry going DBZ on a villain as silly as a sentient Timber Wolf in clouthing not dis-simular to Disney's Big Bad Wolf! I think they're afraid of us now!"
 * Shining: ".... Would, it make it worse if I say that the Big Bad Timberwolf wasn't the, ONLY one that got roasted today? (The 7 Dwarf Ponies saw their cabin destroyed, an Egg bodied Pony trumatised by the wall being damaged, A Cinderella Pony's dress burned to the crisp, Red Riding Ponyhood's Grandma's house destroyed, with the old mare lucky to survive, with the Big Bad Timberwolf of that story burnt to ashes with eyes too, and the family cow for the Jack and the Beanstalk pony was turned into a giant Hamburger."
 * Giant Hamburger: "(This video)."
 * Flurry: "..... Oopsies."
 * Twilight: "...... Read-A-Lot, I'm sorry-"
 * Read-A-Lot: "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME?! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME?! MOTHER GOOSE?! HELP?!"
 * A great honk was heard!
 * A Giant SWAN wearing a bonnet arrived and landed, standing with regel grace.....
 * A Fairy Tale Mayor arrived!
 * Fairy Tale Mayor: "OH, OH THANK GOODNESS YOU ARRIVED, MOTHER GOOSE?! THESE SCARY OUTSIDERS OVER-PUNISHED THE BIG BAD TIMBERWOLF OF THE THREE LITTLE PIGS FOR DOING HIS USUAL NONSENSE AGAIN? THEY SCARE US?!"
 * Shining: "Wait, but she's a swan, not a goos-"
 * Mother "Goose": "IT'S A METATHORICAL NAME?! Also, I was adopted....... GUARDS?! (Fairy Tale Knights showed up!) TAKE THEM TO JAIL FOR FAIRY TALE VILLAGE COURT?!"
 * Twilight: "YOUR ARRESTING US?!"
 * Mother Goose: "You broke the number 1 rule in Fairy Tale Lan Village: NOT being kid friendly! And what you did to the Three Little Pigs' Big Bad Timberwolf, uncouch as he is, WAS NOT CHILD FRIENDLY?!"
 * Shining: "But- (The Knights grabbed them)..... Hey, that's a good grip. Equestria's Guards should TOTALLY be like this."
 * Candence: "(Stern) SERIOUSLY SHINING?! GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT?!"
 * Twilight, Shining, Candence, even a scared Flurry Heart are dragged across the fields.
 * Twilight: "..... Shen was right, this Theme Park DOES have loose morals."
 * Soothsayer was surprised......
 * Soothsayer: "..... Crane, you might need to go Harvy Wadder for Twilight Sparkle."
 * Crane: "WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE CHOULD SHE POSSABILY HAD GOTTEN INTO?!"
 * Soothsayer: Flurry Heart came and broke a law in the child-friendly sector of that by frying a harmless fictional villain called, "The Big Bad Timberwolf". Thanks to cartoon logic, he's relitively fine, but the action was still.... Very sevre.
 * Willie: Wow, really?
 * Lord Shen: I guess my point is clear that this place has loose morals, which is precisely why I'm taking this seriously, like you should.
 * Crane: "Oh relax Shen, I'll fix this as Harvey Wadder soon enough."
 * Lord Shen: "True, but what of the others? Are they in pickles as well?"
 * Patrick: "Pickles? Awwww, now I'm jealious of them. Pickles are yummy."
 * Lord Shen:... Clearly your stupidity has a degree in figurative cluelessness.
 * Soothsayer: Well not all of them are in danger. Applejack is almost to Mr. Ornery and just started fighting an Anzû, Fluttershy is going to save the island tamed wildlife at the petting zoo, Rainbow Dash is on a simulated adventure with Quibble Pants, Pinkie and her sisters around fighting hivemind beings of pure sugar, Rarity might've found Shadow Spade herself in the same cover as Daring Do, and Trixie and Starlight are looking into Pondini's concerning involvement in this place.
 * Gilda:... Should the rest of us be concerned about this as well?
 * Lord Shen: ".... Crane go start helping Twilight, (Crane flew of) Soothsayer, keep us posted on what the rest are up to, everyone else..... For now, let us stay here, relax, and not alarm the brothers of this, espeically not Strife, cause I thoeriese he's behind the park's concerning lack of morals."
 * Icky: "Are you sure you're not just saying that because the guy threaten to torch your tail?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well let's consider the fact that he threatened to do that to me at all just to scare me off his scent!"
 * Gazelle: "Shen, calm down, you're causing a scene and making patrons uncomfortable! Especially the ones with their children!"
 * Lord Shen: Maybe that's a good thing for their own safety. I know I don't have to remind you of both the Bathhouse AND Pleasure Island. This place has a bad feeling to it. No matter what, I'm not going to let my guard down, and neither should you. In fact, I'm going out and doing my own investigating. You all are free to relax, but don't come crying to me when I turn out correct. (He leaves)
 * Boss Wolf:... He needs to chillax every once in a while, or he'll break his back looking for trouble.
 * Voice Over: "And now the comedy sytiles of the Head Manager of Draconequui Wonderland, Mischief!"
 * Mischief popped out from the stage like bugs bunny as the audience cheered!
 * Mischief: "Thank you, thank you! I just came back from testing the great Around The World Roller Coster we're building soon, and boy are my arms tired. (The arms popped off in exhaustion)...... See? I could barely keep the darn things on!" (Everyone laughs)
 * Maleficence: BRAVO!!! (He claps)
 * Discord: Huh? Déjà vu.
 * Mischief: Déjà Vu is when God thinks something is so funny, that he has to rewind it to show it to his friends! (Everyone laughs)
 * Discord: Wow... That's amateur but works!
 * Mischief: What can I say? It's all on funny sense. If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it sounds funny, then tell it to shut the heck up. If it feels funny, you'll get tickled. If it is funny, then it must've been something I said. (Everyone laughs)
 * Discord: Please, I could've done better. But it you can prove me wrong, then go ahead.
 * Maleficence: KNOCK EM DEAD, BRO!!!!
 * Mischief: You really want me to? If comedy is a crime, chain me to the wall! (Everyone chuckles) But I'm warning you, treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny. (Everyone laughs)
 * Discord: These jokes are SO cheap. I'm beginning to think you're mind-controlling these guys to laugh at your jokes. I feel like a kid who can't understand a cartoon here.
 * Mischief: You're right about that. All the children in the audience, cover your ears! (They did that in fun) Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the heck is going on in a cartoon. All they laugh at is the funny visuals that the cartoon has. That's what's funny and lovable about them. They are so naïve yet so innocent. (Everyone laughs hard)
 * Discord:... Okay, now THAT'S funny.
 * Maleficence: YAAAY MISCHIEF!!! (He vomited wild amounts of confetti and balloons on him applauding)
 * Mischief: "Thank you, thank you, I'll be here for the entire business hours of the park, which is from dawn till almost midnight."
 * Patrick: "TELL THEM THE ONE ABOUT THE SQUIRL AND THE LIGHTBULB!?"
 * Sandy: "PATRICK! (BONGS PATRICK'S HEAD IN?!)"
 * Patrick: "(Muffled) Sorry."
 * Mischief: Already did, but it for some reason aggravated all the squirrels in the area. Every, single, one. They gagged me and left me in Cheshire tiger territory. Moral of the story, only do jokes like that IRONICALLY! (The audience laughed)
 * Icky: "Oh, it's a pity Shen and Crane have to miss out on this brillience."
 * Shen was traversing across the Theme Park and saw Celestia and Luna looking at the Haunted Castle Attraction.
 * Lord Shen: "Celestia! (Runs up to her cartoonishly) Celestia, was brings you here?"
 * Celestia: "Well, the royal family and some big names of Equestria were all given access via exclusive passes to all of the rides and attractions of this wonderful but concerningly flawwed park."
 * Luna: "And the Draconequui Macabe told us that this castle is laced with Nightmarium. A fear-indusing substance."
 * Lord Shen: "You're sure?"
 * Luna: "We sent Flash Sentry in there to find out. (A girly scream was heard)!"
 * Celestia: "Annnnnnd it's safe to say that the claim is accreate."
 * Flash Sentry was seen running out as zombie versons of angry bronies who were shippers started to mob forth!
 * Zombie Brony 1: "WAIFU STEALER?!"
 * Zombie Brony 2: "SHIP SINKER!?"
 * Zombie Brony 3: "OBVIOUS GENERIC ROMANTIC INTEREST!?"
 * Flash Sentry: "SOMEPONY?! ANYPONY?! DON'T LET THE FLASH SENTRY HATER ZOMBIES GET ME?!"
 * Luna: "..... THAT IS WHAT NIGHTMARIUM DOES!"
 * Macabe: "Uh, Mr. Sentry, I suggest you start owning up to your fear of them or else these things start to become everyone's problem, and the management would strangle me if these things began to bug everyone else!"
 * Flash Sentry: "I CAN'T! THEY BOTH HATE ME AND WANT TO EAT MY FLESH?!"
 * Zombie Brony 4: "THAT'S DISGUSTING! We just wanna kick your ass for being a waifu stealer and be done with it."
 * Lord Shen: "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, FLASH SENTRY, YOU FOUGHT A GIANT KAIJU DRAGON MORE SCARIER THEN THE OPINIONATED UNDEAD?! JUST WHAT DID YOU DO THAT CAUSED THEM TO CHASE YOU?!"
 * Flash Sentry: "I ONLY FOLLOWED A NOTE TO A MASTER'S BEDROOM AND PICKED A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER FOR TWILIGHT?! THEN THESE GUYS SHOWED UP?!"
 * Luna: "..... Flash, would you like it if I sent these fiends away for you?"
 * Macabe: "See, Nightmarium only stops working if the infected face their fears, or it haunts them forever."
 * Luna: "I am the princess of dreams. I dealt with Nightmarium before. One spell and it's done."
 * Macabe: "It's the rules of the castle, mi'lady. The castle won't appresiate interfearence. See, the Nightmarium made the castle alive."
 * Lord Shen: "YOU MEAN A SILLY THEME PARK HAUNTED HOUSE ATRTACTION IS SENTIENT?!"
 * Macabe: "Well, not like "it can talk" kind of sentient, but, I would recimend against insulting it. It's VERY sensitive and easily provoked!"
 * Luna: "..... THIS THEME PARK HAS DANGERIOUSLY LOOSE MORALS?!"
 * Lord Shen: (Chuckles) Called it.
 * Macabe: "Hey I was only following management's orders!"
 * Flash Sentry: WELL THEY'RE PRETTY JACKED UP PRIORITIES!!!! IF I HAD THE NERVE, I'D SUE YOUR DEFORMED ASS FOR THIS, THEN DESTROY THE ASSHATS WHO BITCH ABOUT ME LIKE FLAMERS AND TROLLS!!! I'D RIP THEIR F*****G HEADS OFF JUST LIKE I'D DO TO YOUR BOSSES FOR BEING STONED ENOUGH TO THINK THE TERMS OF THIS HAUNTED HOUSE WERE A GOOD IDEA!!! I, HATE, BEING, BULLIED!!!! (The zombies slowly died in fear and dissipated)
 * Macabe:... (Gulps)... What a way to conquer your fears.
 * Flash Sentry: Whaa? (He saw the zombies were gone)... YES! I'M FREE! Free to CALL MY LAWYER ON THIS LITTLE ESCAPADE!!
 * Luna: Now now, Flash, there's no need to escalate this situation any further!
 * Flash Sentry: "Hey I'm not just suing on my own behalf, I'm also suing for anyone traumatized by this!"
 * Macabe: "Well thing is, apart from you, the only other custimers I had for the castle were 4 interracial children that handled it WAYYYY better then a so-called member of the royal guard did."
 * Celestia: "..... These children handled that place better you say?"
 * Macabe: "Well yes. A griffin, a hippogriff, a changeling, and a young dragon went in there, and though ran into some snags, they congured it just fine. Even with as much as an easily intimidatable sort the Changeling was. They litterally defeated their fears head on with only little hesitation."
 * Celestia: "..... Did you see them leave somewhere?"
 * Macabe: "Well after they got their prizes, they left for Arcadic Jones' Arcade Land, where he makes Arcade Games grow from the damn ground. It was a while ago."
 * Lord Shen: "Pardon me for sounding like a member of green peace, but won't that have a negative effect on the environment, let alone the risk of video game characters, espeically the villains and enemies of the game, coming to life?"
 * Macabe: "Well Jones seems confident that it won't happen."
 * Lord Shen: "...... Once again..... This Park..... HAS LOOSE MORALS?!"
 * Celestia: "..... Shen, Luna, stay here and have a talk with Macabe about his risky endovers about the Nightmarium, and keep Flash with a cool head. I'm going to ask around about those children."
 * Lord Shen: "You desire to see if they're okay."
 * Celestia: "Something among those lines. (Leaves for the Arcade Lands)...."
 * Luna: "...... Now, Macabe. I need you to understand that in Equestria, Nightmarium is a VERY restricted reshorce!"
 * Macabe: "...... Oh boy. How, restricted are we talking?"
 * Luna: "Well let's just say Flash Sentry's lawsuit will also turn into an arrest on your person for processing it."
 * Macabe: "...... I'm in serious legal s***, aren't I?"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, like you wouldn't even believe!"
 * Arcadic Jones: "Oh they were nice kids. Went in, played some games, won tickets and charged right on into the Grand Prize Mall, the cute little dickens."
 * Celestia: "A, Prize Mall?"
 * Arcadic Jones: "Well yeah. (Points to a LARGE building at the heart of the Theme Park) Why have one measily prize corner when you can have a mall's worth of them?"
 * Celestia: "..... Goodness, your superiors are hugely ambitious."
 * Arcadic Jones: "Well considering who they are, they REALLY wanted to make up for the fact they were Tyranny's stooges."
 * Celestia: "You mean, Mischief, Maleficence and Strife?"
 * Arcadic Jones: "Well yeah, didn't you seen their welcome show?"
 * Celestia: "The ship to this island came late. You mean to say, Mischief, Maleficence and Strife are the owners of the park?"
 * Arcadic Jones: "Well who else thing would've been this imaginative?"
 * Celestia: "..... That, explains this park's very loose morals."
 * Arcadic Jones: "Hey, try not to forget that Draconequui are naterolly chaotic. Your buddy Discord for instance. So of course a theme park owned by us is also gonna be a bit wild. See, Mischief and his bros intended it like this so non-Draconequui can learn to appresiate choas like we do."
 * Celestia: "It's all well and good, but.... Aren't you worried about it, backfiring?"
 * Arcadic Jones: "Oh don't worry, the management has promised that this place is 100% dishastor free."
 * Celestia: Maybe not at first, but that's why friends of mine will look into it. Right now I must speak with these four.
 * Arcadic Jones: Well the Prize Mall IS big, so the crowds will be more painful than Black Friday.
 * Celestia: It won't be a problem.
 * Applejack: (She was bullriding the Anzû which was a lion-headed eagle that was breathing fire and water, till it tired out as Applejack came out victorious)... Well this fight made me feel kinda fresh like I had a day at the spa. So is there another monster ya' got for me because all yer' Anzû did was refresh me!!
 * Bull Stage Manager: Well you're pretty good. I guess you earned yourself the match against Mr. Ornery. BRING HIM OUT! (This music played as a giant Jabberwocky came out)
 * Applejack: ALRIGHT, BOY, I'M ABOUT TO GO VORPAL ON YOUR BUTT!
 * Mr. Ornery roared charged, Applejack lassoing right onto him as he started to try and get Applejack off!
 * The four arrived to a large place filled with sarcophaguses of a Pharoh and his linage.
 * Daring Do: "Here we are to the sarcophagus room. We should be near the Seer Serpent now."
 * ???: "Whoooooooooooooooooooooo Dareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss disssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrb meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
 * A large, aged giant cobra wearing a pharoh headdress arose from the shadows covered in mummy banages, as Jamil wimpfully hids behind Daring Do, as Rainbow gave a bemused smerk at this as Quibble just rolled his eyes at Jamil's obvious existence as a comic relief.
 * Daring Do: "...... I am-"
 * The Seer Serpent: "I know who you are, and I know what you seek...... The Osiris Eye. (The orb was seen around the creature's neck) To get it, you must answer a riddle, or be set to a grim fate."
 * Quibble Pants: "(Quietly) Oh this is going to be simple. Espeically since you and I read the book, Rainbow."
 * The Seer Serpent: "(Hisses)...... I detect that some of you already know an answer to the riddle I bare, so I will tale a riddle most unfamilier."
 * Quibble and Rainbow stared shocked!
 * Quibble Pants: "..... Have I gone crazy or, did the simulation, adapt against our knowledge of the books?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It must've been made that the simulations became harder based on how much of a fan of Daring Do you are! Also, we are dealing with the Seer Serpent, simulation or not."
 * Quibble Pants: "..... In one hand, I like that attention to detail AND the attempt to prevent hardcore fans from just breezing through these simulations no problem, but, at the same time-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Shen was onto something about this place having loose morals. Having Simulations get wise on you like that could end up getting somepony in trouble. Espeically for kid fans of Daring Do!"
 * Jamil: ".... Daring, your friends are speaking weirdly again. Should I be worried?"
 * Quibble Pants: Like I said, we can see the future, and certain details are fuzzy. Clearly this gal can see the same way.
 * Seer Serpent:... If you can do so, then perhaps you know what I aim to test you with.
 * Quibble Pants: I JUST said that our abilities have limits. We're not psychics. This is entirely magical. We may not be unicorns, but we know some.
 * Seer Serpent:.... I'll take it. Here's my riddle.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, watch out for something coming in exactly 5 minutes out THAT door, just so you know.
 * Seer Serpent: I see everything like you barely can. It is in my name.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I just wanted to see if you knew in case, this is totally hypothetical, by the way, that some crazy camel grand vizier came in and just swiped the Eye as soon as we solve the riddle as if they were waiting to take it from under our noses, making it hard to get it back.
 * ??? 2: (Gasps) SHE'S ONTO US!!
 * ??? 3: DAAH, S***, SHE FIGURED IT OUT!!!
 * ??? 1: QUIET YOU DUMB IDIOTS!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:... (To Daring Do) Let's humor them and play them like pianos once we get the eye, huh?
 * Daring Do: You totally read my mind.
 * Rainbow Dash: Like you wouldn't believe.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Reading the book) "And then Daring Do decided to play them like pianos after snickering at the dumb camels and bring out an element of surprise." (Scoffs and laughs) DD, you prankster.
 * Rainbow Dash: Tell you what, me and Quibble will create a diversion for them while you solve the riddle. Shouldn't be too hard.
 * Daring Do: Sounds like a plan.
 * Rainbow Dash: That's because it IS a plan. Good luck. (They separated as Daring Do approached the Seer Serpent)
 * Pinkie: "Suger People are one thing, BUT A GINDERBREAD SAUREN?! (The group are being charged by a Ginderbread T-Rex)"I'M A MOTHER FUCKING T REX!
 * Marble: "AND A TYRANT SAUREN OF ALL THINGS?!"
 * Limestone: "Yeah Pinks, I'm starting to side with your peacock friend in that this theme park, HAS LOOSE MORALS?! WHAT IF THIS THINK GOT OUT INTO THE PARK ONE DAY AND CAUSE SOME TROUBLE?!"
 * The Ginderbread T-Rex did a JP T-rex roar!
 * Maud: "WELCOME TO JURRASSIC PARK?!"
 * Pinkie: "..... AND POOR MAUD IS NOT OUT OF HER SUGER-HIGH YET?!"
 * Maud: WOW, I feel so good! I can see why you love this stuff, Pinks, it's invigorating!
 * Pinkie: I'm both happy and worried for you, Maud. I'm.... I'm happried.
 * Sugar Leader: (Appearing with his soldiers) HALT!!! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TERRORISM ON SUGARS EVERY- OH MY GOD, GINGERSAURUS REX?! (The Suger Beings retreated as the chased ponies and the Ginderbread T-Rex ran passed them as this played)
 * Marble: "...... At least the Gingerbread T-Rex keeps the Suger People away."
 * Limestone: "Now only if we can get away from IT!"
 * Maud: It wha- OOOOOHHHHHHH! (Giggles and snorts) Silly me, I thought there was another one. Let's get out of here. (They left)
 * The Max Museum of Shadow Spade's congured enemies was seen.
 * Rarity: "Oh, there's Shadow Spade's iconic foe, Madam Mascara, a rogue former singer, and her pathetic husband, an overcompident mafia boss named Don Baddus Guy of the Misassorted Mafia Gang, which include Pipefeet Larry, Quadtruple-Head Harry the Mini Hydra, and Barry the Butcher!"
 * Shadow Spade: "My best case, er, of writing down how Shadow Spade solved it."
 * Rarity: "And there's your other foe: The Cat Burgler! A cat-stealing international pony thief!"
 * Shadow Spade: "Also one of m- Shadow Spade's weirder enemies."
 * Rarity: "But they were nothing to the roughest adversary of all. The treacherious professior of crime.... Professor Mal Mode Sens! or in English, Bad Fashion Sense! The mad genius who always wears ridiculous costumes! And his creeply silent henchpony Dead-Eyeball, a pony who's eye is trapped in a perpetual dead-X? Or the feral and bumbling Wolfpony, one of the Professors worse creations? Shadow Spade always comes out on top of those rogues!"
 * Shadow Spade: "My finest work..... In writing down such a complex character, I mean."
 * Rarity: ("I admire the dedication to keep quiet, but I'll get you to admit soon enough.")
 * Unbeknowst of the group, the Max Figures of the villains Rarity Mentioned looked at the direction of where the two are going.
 * Cat Burglar: There she is! How stupid of her to think we don't recognize her. So much for the great Shadow Spade.
 * Mascaria: "To be fair darling, as far as she knows, we're just the wax figures we replaced and hid in the broom closet. Surprised all those figures even fit in there. Then again, it is a museum dedicated to our enemy in a Draconequui theme park, so logic is out of the door here."
 * Mal: We must stick to the plan, mon amis! We'll wait for le right moment to strike!
 * Baddus: Well let's not draw any attention to ourselves.
 * Pipefeet Larry: "(Had a fly on his nose).... Ahh, ahh, ahh, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-CHOO!! (Rarity and Shadow Spade were surprised by that!)..... I mean, I didn't say that cause I'm a wax figure."
 * Mal: "(Clenched teeth) Shut up, shut up, shut up!!"
 * Shadow Spade: Wait...... I have an itching suspicion... That there's people watching us!
 * Rarity:......... No s***, Shadow Spade!
 * Shadow Spade: ("Oh, how I HATE that expression!")
 * Rarity: ("Sweet Celestia, that could've been too obvious. I see why Squidward complains about our habit of stating what's just seen.")
 * Shadow Spade: "..... Have you noticed something weird about these certain wax figures?"
 * Rarity: "Oh don't worry, they're likely semi-animated by the Draconequui magic for added personality. This museum IS in a Draconequui owned theme park after all."
 * Shadow Spade: "Perhaps, but that's the thing. None of the other wax dummies were making noises... Let alone sneezing and stupidly trying to say that they didn't really say anything cause they're wax figures."
 * Rarity: "Hmmmmm. That much is very, SUSPICIOUS!"
 * Shadow Spade: ".... Perhaps it's best if we stick togather in this museum, Miss Rarity. (The duo walked off)......"
 * Barry:... Hah! Never suspected a thing.
 * Mal: Oh, shut up, you bull-headed doofus, that was pure luck! And even then, it doesn't look like Spade is so easily comfertable here anymore! Let's get moving.
 * Pipefeet Larry: "Moving in relitive terms, I can't exactly move quick with pipe feet."
 * Mal: "...... Then HOW are you a member of a mafia?!"
 * Harry: "(All gour heads) Betta question, how are you even moving in those things?"
 * Pipefeet Larry: "Series of small hops."
 * Mal: Let's just, move in each person's definition of moving! (They did)
 * Fluttershy: (They saw Pteragulls, pterasaur eqsed Seagulls, flying in a migrative pattern torwords the park where the petting zoo is) Oh dear, they're coming in quick.
 * Caretaker: "Any idea how to keep these birdbrains away from the petting zoo?"
 * Fluttershy: I've never actually encountered these creatures before. So there's little chance they'll listen the easy way. They're likely too aggressive for even the Stare to work. If they could do it, they'd scare me in the same effect as any common animal.
 * Tree Hugger: You sure bout that?
 * Fluttershy: The Stare only works in the right situation and the right scenario. I have to show dominance when using it. I have to be fully healthy and prepared, and the animal must recognize it, though some things like size don't matter anymore. Meadowbrook said the Stare didn't work on the flash bees because I was sick and unable to defend myself. If it's a sentient person it all comes down to power and title. The Stare wouldn't work on them because of their aggression, their current activities which include mating, and they have the power to kill me easily. But, if animals have taught me anything, I can make the Stare work in a way similar to a butterfly's wings. By looking much scarier and much bigger. Luckily I have you, Miss Caretaker.
 * Caretaker: Hmm... A butterfly's scare tactic could work. But it would have to look authentic and convincing.
 * Fluttershy: You can warp reality with your magic, I don't have to tell you how to do it.
 * Tree Hugger: Whoa, wait, if she can warp reality, why does she need Fluttershy again?
 * Caretaker: They got used to us and our magic. And just teleporting them away won't do much good as they can just simply come all the way back and be angry for teleporting them. This takes a much better animal expert than me.
 * Fluttershy: "But keep in mind that bravest of all of them is their Alpha Female. In order for the super stare to work, she needs to be intimidated, and if she's scared, they'll all get scared."
 * Tree Hugger: "But what if she ends up taking the stare as a challnage?"
 * Fluttershy: There's some challenges even she wouldn't take. Now let's get started.
 * A fairy tale court was seen with Mother Goose as a judge.
 * Mother Goose: Twilight Sparkle, you and your friends stand accused of violating the #1 law of never displaying violence.
 * Twilight: Okay, don't hold me accountable for what my baby niece did. She didn't know any better. Also, you can't arrest a baby for something she can't help. It's like trying to make a regular non-cartoonish animal talk.
 * Mother Goose: "Because that infant has displayed magic that is beyond even MY level, your "Niece", shall be tried as an adult! Also, you and the parents are alined with the baby. That makes you just as respondsable for the damage the baby did as you three are. Yoy three did little to nothing to stop her."
 * Candence: "Oh I get it, we're being punished because we're with Flurry Heart? (Scoffs), This park has loose morals indeed!"
 * Mother Goose: "Try to understand things my way before any of you would DARE accuse Mother Goose of being corrupt! Fairy Tale Village is the only place, if among a very select few of places if we bring in the gift shop mall and the "Shadow Spade" Museum, and maybe that cute petting zoo isle next to the park, in what the creaters called "Draconequui Wonderland" with any sembelence of order, in a relitive sense. The other places including but not limited to, a temple with the ability to visit simulated stories of an adventurer pony, a haunted castle, a very unfair food court, a perpetually being destroyed mansion, a sugery wilderness, and an, "Arcade Game" forest. And the only things protecting us from being as anarchical as that is these simple rules. And the most secred, NO violence! Cause if we don't have that, then how different are we to those other places I just mentioned? The creaters choose use to be the only place free and pure from their usual mad god ways. And we atthive these through the rules. ESPEICALLY, the impourent law of no violence?! And what happened? Your child VIOLATED that law and over-punished Big Bad Timberwolf?! Now.... I won't pretend that hapless meat-eater is a useful member of socity, but his only sin today was the continuious harassment of the Three Little Pigs! And that child...... Hurted him beyond any reasonable or acceptable amount of commupence! And on top of that, you also nearly harmed more of our residence and caused severe damage and intimdated everyone, no less more then, that monsterious rogue, THE HEADLESS HORSE?!"
 * Twilight: "THE HEADLESS HORSE IS HERE?!"
 * Mother Goose: "Sadly yes. That, beast, IS a fairy tale in of itself, if though a dark one, like that nasty Olden Pony and the original idea of the Pony of Shadows being a left over piece of Nightmare Moon's magic and other more intense fairytale legends in the forest of dark tales. Which is what you four will be exiled to soon enough."
 * Twilight: "YOUR EXILING A BABY TO A DARK FOREST?!"
 * Mother Goose: "It's too dangerious to keep the infant here?! The baby should be amongst it's violent kind."
 * Twilight: VIOLENT KI- WHAT KIND OF SENSE DOES THAT MAKE?! JUST BAN US FROM THE PLACE!! IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU!! WHAT, DO YOU HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A BABY OR SOMETHING?!? (The Fairy Tale folk gasped at this as Mother Goose stared beyond offended!)............ Perhaps that was abit much......
 * Mother Goose:..... I, will pardon that out of being a good sport..... BUT DON'T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN?!
 * Candence: "..... Twilight, insulting people that have little reason to treat you kindly after being arrested for serious damages is NEVER a good idea."
 * Twilight: "I COULDN'T HELP IT?! Ughhhhhh....... Loose Morals are not the only problems here."
 * Mother Goose: Now, has there yet to be a lawyer present?
 * The Mayor: "Nobody wanted to defend them."
 * Mother Goose: "Wait, what? But we can't just barbaricly exile them like that! We should at least let the system be fair BEFORE we forcefully exile them! That's how these things work!"
 * Twilight: "(Deadpan) Ironcy, thy name is Mother Goose."
 * Shining: "Twily, shush!"
 * Mother Goose: "Are we certain that there can't be a last minute lawyer? We'll take anyone! Even a random stranger just barging in uninvited-"
 * Crane as Harvey Wadder opened the door.
 * Crane: "Harvy Wadder, as your service."
 * Mother Goose: "...... Eh, he'll do. Now..... Have you to say in your defence?"
 * Crane: Well for starters, answer the defendant's question: why banish them to a forest instead of banning them from the attraction? Doing so is called being held hostage, and it's illegal.
 * Twilight: YEAH!
 * Crane: Twilight, don't provoke her again. So I want an answer, or I'll simply have to report this to Princess Celestia and cancel the entire trial for attempted kidnap via false arrest.
 * Mother Goose: "It's part of our standerds. When something turns out violent, send it to the forest of dark tales. Simple as that."
 * Crane: "And that's all well and good, but..... She's otherwise still a baby."
 * Dwarf Ponies: "THAT DESTROYED OUR HOUSE?!"
 * Red riding Ponyhood: "AND NEARLY BURNED MY GRANNY?!"
 * Humpty Dumpty Pony: "AND NEARLY TURNED ME INTO AN OMLET?!"
 * The Mayor: "AND THE NIGHTMARE OF THE DAMAGE CONTROL THE PROPTERY DAMAGE AS ENTAILED?!"
 * 3rd Pig: "And all because it happened while she was turning that jerk Big Bad Timberwolf into firewood!"
 * 2rd Pig: "SHE ALSO DID THAT TO HIS COUSIN?!"
 * The Fairy Tale folk started to complain!
 * Crane: "Everyone, everyone, calm down, calm down!"
 * Twilight started to lose it, but just when it looked like she was gonna exploud to anger, she instead made a serious sad face and started to produce tears!
 * The gotten the fairy tale folks attention, including Mother Goose's.....
 * Twilight: "(Sniffles)...... YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT, I GREW UP ON YOUR FABLES AND STORIES?! (TO MOTHER GOOSE) I ACTSELLY LOOKED UP TO YOU?! (TO READ-A-LOT) AND YOU AS WELL?! You..... You were all my idols before I came to know Celestia..... You all were what taught me my morals?! And now..... You all reject me, because of something Flurry did on impluse because she was scared for the three little pigs?! And now, you wanna exile a baby into a scary dark woods because of it?! I..... Everything I knew about fairy tales...... Was wrong..... (Breaks into crying and teleports out!)"
 * The Fairy Tale Folk began to look at eachother feeling bad.....
 * Mother Goose: "......"
 * Read-A-Lot: "...... Mother Goose, maybe we should just ban them instead."
 * Mother Goose: "But, Read-A-Lot, that is not how we're suppose to handle violence doers!"
 * Read-A-Lot: "But don't forget the other most impourent rule!"
 * Mother Goose: "..... No Profanity?"
 * Crane: "Then Icky would NOT last a minute in this place....."
 * Read-A-Lot: "I meant the one not related on what not to do in the village. Something we obey equily to just as much as not being violent..... Never make anyone cry."
 * Mother Goose was surprised......
 * Mother Goose: "...... But.... But I..... Violence doers are not suppose to cry and be sad. That is not what the dark tales do!"
 * Crane: "But that's the thing..... She wasn't a dark tale, NOR a bad person. In fact, kinda the oppisite...... She was a princess of friendship and a prodigy of Celestia. (The Fairy Tale Folk began to mutter in shock and confusion at that)."
 * Mother Goose: "A PRINCESS?! But..... But Princesses are never assusiated with violence."
 * Crane: "Okay, how's about we pretend the situation with Big Bad Timberwolf, never existed, and focus more on Twilight Sparkle. You people were her childhood idols. And she was hurt bad you all radically turned on her because of something not even her fault, and/or was an accisdent and something COMPLETELY out of her control! And look, if you want, I'll see if I can get your homes fixed, but I have to insist that we be more fair here. She could've been inspired by you guys to be like she is now. And how does that make you all feel?"
 * The Fairy Tale Folk began to look down and feel bad.
 * Mother Goose tried to resist in being prideful.
 * Read-A-Lot: "Mother Goose, please don't be prideful. Admit that you weren't being fair."
 * Mother Goose: "But, but, I was only obeying the rules the creaters presented to us."
 * Crane: "But have you not acknowledged that this park was a chaotic mess compaired to your home here? I was listening to the prior conversation, by the way. Wasn't it clear from the start that this park had loose and inconsistent morals? You may be an attraction that discourages violence, but isn't that abit of an oddity, to an attraction where you break up a fake mansion, or play lazer tag, or eat sentient carnival food! And the other places you mentioned? And would you not be a hypocrite in that your trying to prevent problems here that you MADE a problem? (Mother Goose finally lost her nerve and looked down, sheding a first tear that fell down and landed, turning into a broken heart)........ Please answer the question....."
 * Mother Goose: "(Sobs abit)..... I didn't mean to. It's just..... Violence is scary to us, and, and..... (Breaks into crying, as all of the other Fairy Tale Folk do, but Read-A-Lot)....."
 * Read-A-Lot: "..... Mr. Harvy, you three, come with me to find Twilight. It's, for the best we let them pasify here."
 * Shining: "..... (Quietly) Yeesh. Maybe Twily was onto something about them being as smart as babies."
 * Candence: "(Quietly) Sweetie, don't complicate this, and let's just go find Twilight!" (They left)
 * The stage was being set.
 * Pondini: Hello, everyone! No need to introduce myself, you know me. But I have two volunteering new friends joining me. Say hello to my lovely assistants, Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon! (They appeared in one of Trixie's amateur parlor tricks)
 * Trixie: (Squeaky voice) I'M PONDINI'S ASSISTANT!! (Shaking Starlight insanely) I'M PONDINI'S ASSISTANT!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!
 * Pondini: "And, as you can tell, one of them is VERY eager to be here."
 * A pony that looks like she has some connection to Pondini was seen in the back of the audience as she gasped in surprise.
 * Pondini: "For my first trick, I'm gonna start with the pilminerary act of having to escape a coffin filled with very angry poisonious serpents, spiders, scorpions, parsitic leeches, and one, box jellyfish, (Shows a jellyfish litterally in the shape of a box), which like the more realistic relitive, is a serious holder of poisons, and I have to do that, while in a straight-jacket, (Makes one appear on him), Restricted by an Anaconda, (Makes one appear on him), Covered in Centipedes, (Makes those appear as well), While having to consintraight under, beaver music. (Gets headphones on and ends up listening to Justin Bieber Music) DAHHHH?! (Changes the song and gets beaver sounds being made into song) Sorry, I initionally ended up having the mating call of a creature known as a "Bieber" for some odd reason. My lovely assitents may put me in the coffin."
 * Starlight: (Scoffs) He thinks Justin Bieber's an animal.
 * Trixie: (As she proceeded to put him in the coffin) He's a pony out of time, Starlight! Cut him a break.
 * Starlight: It's just you'd think he'd know who he is.
 * Pondini: (From inside the coffin) I swear, wherever that song came from, it was born from awful modernism. These 'Biebers', whatever they are, need to be much better than that with their music.
 * Trixie:... He... Doesn't know what humans are?
 * Starlight: Most ponies don't even since the Lodgers first came. He's a pony out of time, so neither would he.
 * Pondini: "(From the coffin) Now the assisents make the coffin stand upright so it may hover above the stage and make it's contents disappear!"
 * Trixie: With deep pleasure! (She does so) OHH, I AM SO NERVICITED!!
 * Starlight:... Really? You're Pinkieing yourself?
 * Trixie: "SHUSH?! HE NEEDS CONSINTRAITION?!" (She pushed him into the double-decker dunk tank filled with the land animals on the top and the sea animals on the bottom)... Ohhhhhhh, this is gonna be cool!!!
 * Starlight: Has... Has he done this specific trick before?
 * Trixie: Like, ALL THE TIME!! He's a classic master of illusion.
 * The Pony with possable connections was seen nerviously watching.
 * Trixie: So, everyone, let's all watch as the Great Pondini sets his trick in motion! (Everyone cheered)
 * The Pony with the possable connection isn't any less worried.
 * Starlight: (Notices the figure)... Uhh, Trixie?
 * Trixie: Not now, Starlight, can't you see Trixie's soaking in the awesomeness that is my idol?
 * Starlight: I think one of them isn't happy about this, like she knows something will happen.
 * Trixie: "..... Which pony?"
 * Starlight: "The one that coinsidently kinda has Pondini's colors."
 * Trixie: "(Sees that pony) Hey you! The Mare in the nosebleeds seats with the Pondini T-Shirt and A Magiction's Duel-Wand cutie mark! Do you have a concern about this!"
 * The Mare became more worried of being found out and made a run for it!
 * Trixie: "HEY?! TRIXIE'S TALKING TO YOU?! SECURITY?!"
 * Starlight: "I'll handle this, you keep an eye on Pondini! (Runs after the retreating Mare!)"
 * Trixie: SCRATCH SECURITY, IT'S COVERED!!! Back to the show! TRRRRRRRIXIE IS PROUD OF PONDINI'S DEATH DEFYING MAGIC TRICK!! YAAAAAY!! (Everyone yayed)
 * Starlight: STOP!!
 * Pony: "Please, I didn't mean to interupt the show, just don't arrest me! (Runs into the Lazer Tag Attraction)."
 * Starlight: "The Lazer Tag Attraction! (Runs into it as well!)"
 * Guests were seen fighting against the reprogammed CIS Battle Droids of all kinds as lazers flew about!
 * The Pony ran across the area, dodging lazer fire, as Starlight thought ahead and just made herself transparent to enable her to move freely!
 * The Pony and Starlight came out of the exit as they came into the Fake Sir Millionair Mansion!
 * Kids everywhere were seen wrecking the place as fake priceless artifacts were seen tossed about!
 * The Pony ran in and had to duck alot of times to avoid freethrown objects!
 * Starlight got in and used the same transparent spell to avoid objects!
 * A Minotaur kid pushes a suit of armor down, as the pony had to jump to dodged, as Starlight litterally phased through it!
 * The Pony got out through an exit as did Starlight!
 * The Pony Ran out and ran right into the food court as Starlight followed!
 * The Pony grabbed a bottle of ketchup!
 * Pony: "FOODFIGHT!? (Tosses the ketchup at a custamer, as the patrons began to throw screaming food at each other)"
 * Food Judge: "ORDER?! ORDER IN THE COUR- (Gets smacked by a Hamburger) PHLEGCH!!"
 * Starlight arrived and saw that the wave of food fighters makes it difficult to find the running pony, so she used a tracker spell to find that she's already leaving the foodcourt and escapsing to a Tunnel of Love Ride called "The Dimention Wormhole of Love".
 * Starlight ran around the the food court and followed her to the ride and saw she already got on as she hopped onto a swan boat as well as the ride slowly entered a dimentional wormhole.
 * Two alien fly creatures were seen having a romantic dinner.
 * A waiter: "Your soup, sir and madam. (Places it down)."
 * Male Fly Alien: "(Sees the Swan-Boats)....... Waiter, there's a dimentional oddity in my soap!"
 * The three looked closer!
 * The fleeing Pony was in a swan boat that was three boats away from Starlight.
 * Starlight casted herself to use the spell that leveitated herself to fly, as she pasted Fancy Pants and Fluer in one boat, Big Mac and Suger Belle in one, and Feather Bangs and the three Gaston Fangirl ponies, as she arrived at the fleeing pony just as they are about to enter a dimentional portal!
 * An epic alien pirate battle took place as two pirate lovers fought against a skeletail skurge, as the Swan Boats rode in a circle around them, getting some of the pirates attention.
 * Pirate male: "..... The dickens is all this?"
 * Pirate female: "A dimentional anomaly!"
 * Starlight finally confronting the fleeing pony was seen!
 * Starlight: "Look, I promise I'm not here to cause you trouble."
 * The Pony: "(Gets scared): "But I don't they would keep the same promise!"
 * Starlight saw that the Skeletail Pirates were trying to board onto the Swan Boats and terrorise lovers!
 * Starlight: "..... OKAY, THIS PARK, REALLY DOES HAVE LOOSE MORALS?! (Some Skeletail Pirates kidnap the pony she was following!)"
 * Pony: "HEEEEEELP?! (The Skeletail Pirates where taking her and other lovers away!)"
 * Starlight: "..... (Too the Pirate Lovers) HEY, DO YOU TWO MIND HELPING ME OUT WITH SOMETHING?!"
 * Pirate Male: "Luckly for you, we were planning to stop the Pirate Skull King anyway, so why not, dimentional traveler! (Whilses for his crew to send in fighter drones to help Starlight to save the loves and the Pony from the Skeletail Pirates, then they caught up with them and stopped the Skeletail pirates!)"
 * Pony:... I KNOW I WANTED TO BE RESCUED, BUT NOT LIKE THIS?!? (They managed to hold her down despite her skill in illusion and magic, and Starlight stood amongst her)
 * Starlight: No more running. Who are you, and what is up with your concern for Pondini?
 * Pony: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! IT'S MY PERSONAL REASONS?!
 * Starlight: "Then we're staying in this crazy pirate dimention until you fess up!"
 * Pony: "But our boats are leaving!"
 * Starlight: "Then at least humor me, huh?"
 * Pony: "..... Take me back to the boats, then.... I'll consider talking."
 * The Skeletail Pirate King arrived on a large boat with a shark mouth.
 * Skeleton Pirate King: "..... BRING ME THAT DIMENTIONAL CREATURES?! THEY BE HOLDING GREAT SECRETS?!"
 * The Pirate Lovers intervine!
 * Pirate Female: "We'll keep these skallywags off your back! You best be on your marry way."
 * Starlight: "... May as well agree to it! Grabs The Pony and the Lovers and takes them all back to the boats as they just left the dimention as it was about to get tense.
 * It turned out to be the AUU as Hudson, Xandy, Clifton, Samantha, Miami, Nanobyte, Libby and Tyberious Junior were seen in the middle of fighting as lovers with a netourious love-themed super villain!
 * Xandy: "You caused enough trouble for today, Lovetrex! You're going back to Oranos where you belong!"
 * Lovetrex: "I think you'll find that it is no small feat, for I will have you in defeat! For you see, as happly as can be! I will make you all question your love! (Starts zapping away the love in the couple heroes as she was stealing their love for them, as the swan boats arrived, surprising Lovetrex of a new shorce of love) Wha?! What's this? Lovers of another dimention?!"
 * The Cakes were seen on the first boat.
 * Mr. Cake: "Wha oh, another love abosrber! Whatever you do, don't talk about the Christail Empire!"
 * Lovetrex had a large love-themed bot stop the swan boats.
 * Lovetrex: "And, what is this, "Christail Empire"?"
 * Mr. Cake: "(Scared) The shorce of Equestria's love, which is basicly a magic enhancer."
 * Mrs. Cake: "You seriously can't keep secrets while scared, can you?
 * Lovetrex: "An imperial place of christail.... That produces love?! Yes, YES?! Then I wish to get there and become the greatest control of love imaginable! (Gets on the Swan Boat) Love-Bots, keep the HA at bay! I am going to go to the Christail Empire and get love! (Laughs maniacly as the swan boats were let go as the HA were held off)"
 * Starlight saw that with Lovetrex on the first boat that already entered a portal, Starlight blasted down the bots and the love-weakened heroes that were now at best "Meh" at eachother. No love, nor hate, just indifference.
 * Starlight: "You guys must be the HA the Lougers talk about! I need help capture that crazy person!"
 * Magnum arrives as the other HA members began fighting off the Love Bots!
 * Magnum: "And we do intend on doing so. Just, allow me a chance to do so, then I'll open my own portal wormhole to chase Lovetrex to wherever she's going! In the meantime, can you be trusted to keep Lovetrex from causing too much trouble!"
 * Starlight: "I'll try to slow her down, at least!"
 * The Swanboats all entered the portals as they close.
 * Magnum: "(Sighs), And once again, our mission gets interupted, by dimention traveling carnival rides.... (Sighs), The Lougers' Universes REALLY need to make restrictions on those kind of things."
 * A Love Concert was seen playing in Human Equestria, but the Swan Boat Portals open up around the concert, surprising everyone!
 * Lovetrex as a human laughs!
 * Lovetrex: "I would bet that this is the LAST Dimentional Trip before we get to your home dimentions, you faux Lonies!"
 * Starlight and the Pony were seen as humans too!
 * Starlight: ".... Can I trust you to not try anything!"
 * Pony: "I'M TOO SCARED TO EVEN THINK?! AM I, SOME KIND OF HAIRLESS APE NOW?!"
 * Starlight saw that Lovetrex was about to stare sucking love here as well while she's hear!
 * Starlight grabbed a shearchlight and swung torwords the first boat and grabbed onto it!
 * Lovetrex saw her.....
 * Lovetrex: "Well AREN'T WE a brave one?!"
 * Starlight got on and grabbed Lovetrex's staff, began fighting a tug of war with her!
 * Lovetrex: "HEY, LET GO?! ONLY A DARK MAGILO USER WHO SPEICELISES IN LOVE CAN WEILD THIS?!"
 * Starlight: "Now sure what "Mag-a-lo" is, but I'm sure it's like a speical breed of magic, and since you said it was dark, I'm diffently gonna keep you from causing trouble!"
 * Lovetrex: "Oh really sweet thang? LET'S YOU TRY STRANDED HERE?! (Kicks Starlight off as she fell and landed into the Audience, as Lovetrex laughed as she entered the portal with the Swan Boats!)."
 * Sunset: "Starlight?!"
 * Human Pinkie: "SHE NEEDS HELP!? Luckly, I brought my, (Pulls in a large Party cannon) PARTY CANNON?!"
 * Principal Celestia: "You brought a medevil weapon to school grounds, young lady?!"
 * Human Twilight: YOU HAVE POWERS!!!
 * Human Pinkie: "I'LL DO TIME LATER, AND I FEEL LIKE RANDOMIZING MY METHODS! (Runs off, grabs Starlight and shoots her out of the cannon and cowinsidently back onto the swan boat with the Pony on it as it entered into the portal as they closed!)"
 * Human Rarity: "..... And let me guess..... No one recorded that to prove the existence of, WHATEVER THAT WAS?! (Silence)..... WE HAD IPHONES, YOU KNOW?!"
 * Human Flash: Yeah, let's forget that ever happened.
 * Timber: What do we tell the police?
 * Human Twilight: Tell them that we wrecked the place partying. I'm not done dancing with you. (Wallflower and Juniper came in before they kissed)
 * Wallflower: YOU GUYS OKAY?!
 * Human Flash: OH MY GOD, WHY DO WE ALWAYS GET C***-BLOCKED IN THESE THINGS?!
 * Human Celestia: FLASH!!
 * Human Flash: SORRY, PRINCIPAL CELESTIA!!!
 * The Swan Boats arrived as the riders were back to normal, along with Lovetrex, who was a female Gallimimus like creature.
 * Lovetrex: "And now, the Christail Imperial Kingdom! And no one correct me on that, they're basicly the same! (Leaps from the boat and proceeds to leave, but Starlight's boat arrives as Starlight quickly intersected) Ohhhh, how quaint. You're a persistent little Equine."
 * Starlight: "I am NOT letting you get to the Christail Empire?!"
 * Lovetrex: "Oh yeah? And you and what army?"
 * Starlight:... Huh? I thought karma would be on my si- (The HA Came in via Magnum) AAAND THERE IT IS!!!
 * Lovetrex: (Grabbing Pony) STAY BACK!! I'LL TURN THIS LONY KNOCKOFF INTO SLAG!!!
 * Tyberious Jr.: "First off, so you deside NOW to not do that annoying ryiming thing? Second, put that lony like creature down, because your going back to our united universes! It is where Oranos is after all!"
 * Lovetrex: "Hey I can't always remember to do these ryimes 24/7. Also, there is nothing you can do to stop me from reaching this chriytailian kingdom of love!"
 * Xandy: "Watch us, ya crazy romance wrecker!"
 * Lovetrex: I WILL BLOW HER F*****G BRAINS OUT IF YOU DON'T- (The Pony kicked her in the crotch)...... You do realise I'm a woman, right?
 * Pony: "WHAT?! BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE MALE?!"
 * Lovetrex:...... IN WHAT PART OF ME MADE YOU ASSUMED I WAS MALE?!
 * Pony: "....... Sorry Ma'am. You didn't had something like female breasts to properly indicate that!"
 * Lovetrex: "..... I'M A REPTILE?! WE RARELY ACTSELLY GET BOOBS, YOU INSENSITIVE REPTILE-RACIST BITCH?! OKAY, THAT'S IT?! I'M JUST GONNA KILL YOU FOR GETTING MY GENDER WRON- (The Heroes Act pounced onto her and beat her up as the Pony escaped but was frozen into a crystal by Starlight)...
 * Starlight: You've done enough damage as it is. (The Pony looked worried).
 * Pony: "(Muffled) Please don't hurt me, I didn't meant any wrong. I just wanted to make sure Pondini doesn't get hurt."
 * Starlight: "And why is that?"
 * Pony: "...... (Muffled) He's my ansister."
 * Starlight: (She was shocked as this played)
 * Pony: My name is Moonbeam Trick. I... I can use both illusions AND magic.
 * Starlight: So I saw. Why did you look like your ancestor was in danger?
 * Moonbeam: "Oh don't get me wrong, Pondini's an accomplish magdition. I was just worried that given his age, he might end up making a mistake. I know he did the coffin trick alot of times in his hayday, but.... He clearly looks like he's WAY past his prime. I'm worried that he's a mistake away of the show being his last. I had came here in hopes to talking him into retirement, but the line ended up being too long and by the time I arrived, the show was starting. I only ran because I was afraid of getting accused as a trouble maker and get thrown out of the park."
 * Starlight: "Well ya did ended up starting a sentient food fight and nearly brought an AUU villain here."
 * Moonbeam: "I'm sorry. I didn't exactly predicted how that dimentional tunnel of ride would be that intense."
 * Starlight: "Yeah, if Shen had seen that ride, he would flip out!"
 * Moonbeam: So... There you go. Are you happy?
 * Starlight:... How would you like to speak to him?
 * Moonbeam:... You'd do that?
 * Starlight: Well I AM the Princess of Friendship's overachieving pupil. In fact, Pondini was talking about missing his family and was looking forward to meeting a descendant.
 * Moonbeam:... I don't know what to say. Thank you! (She hugged her)
 * Starlight: No problem. Just... Be a little more open next time.
 * Moonbeam: Oh, sure. (They left)
 * Fluttershy: Alright... We ready?
 * Tree Hugger: Ready steady!
 * Caretaker: Just make it count. And make it good, because those Pteragulls are coming in hot.
 * Fluttershy: (As they came in, Fluttershy's enhanced Stare stopped the Pteragulls in their tracks)... THIS IS NOT A GOOD SPOT TO LIVE. THIS IS A PUBLIC PARK. WE LOVE THE CRITTERS HERE!! GO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE. NOW! (All the Pteragulls took off and flew away)...... The deed is done.
 * Tree Hugger: Radical performance, Fluttershy.
 * Caretaker: Heh, they seem to be headed for the breeding island not too far off shore.
 * Fluttershy: They did look like they have a very strong sense of direction.
 * Caretaker: Unless they go to the island nearby with the giant dragon-eating lindworm.
 * That was seen happening.
 * Caretaker:... DAAAAAAAAH, Pteragulls are a least concern spieces anyway, and mating season will restore any lost members.
 * Fluttershy: "...... "(Deadpan) This park seriously has  a sevre case of loose morals."
 * Applejack was still riding off Mr. Ornery!
 * Applejack: HO THERE, YA CRAZY DRAGON!! (Mr. Ornery tossed her off and lashed his tail at her as she dodged) JIMINY H. CRICKET- DAH! (She dodged a fire attacks as the fire was of chaos magic and warped the area around them)... OH, GODS!! (She dodged more chaotic fire as Mr. Ornery jumped up, glided, and pinned Applejack down) DYAH!! (She bites him as it roared in pain and Applejack bolted off and got back on his back) URRRRGH!!!! (She continued riding Mr. Ornery and Applejack flew it into surfaces comically and then incapacitated it)...... Better luck next time, sugar cube. (Everyone cheered)
 * Bull Stage Manager: HOLY JUBJUBS!!!! SHE DID IT!!! I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT, BUT A PONY HAS BESTED THE JABBERWOCKY KNOWN AS MR. ORNERY!!!
 * Applejack: "WOOOOO-WEEEEEEE! It was exhuasting, but worth it! (Applejack was given the ribbin, he giant trophy, and the cash prize)."
 * Rodeo Arena Owner: "Miss Applejack, I say I say I do declair you the offitical first champeen of the Draconequui Wonderland Rodeo!"
 * Applejack: "I would like to thank my parents and all the little ponies that made this possable!"
 * Rodeo Arena Owner: "So, I, Tex Foglegs, Rodeo Draconequui Extrodenaire, am wondering if you would come back to defend your champeenship for the next rodeo should this park get approved."
 * Applejack: "Tempting, but I'm a one and done sort've mare."
 * Tex Foglegs: "Ya sure? Because the prizes you got are nothing what winning the next rodeo. Why, if you win the champeenship, you will become a rodeo celebutight, and make your family world-famous. Why, it could even make Apple family apples even more popular! You could see sells scaling to the stars! You'll have so much money, excess cash will have to be given away to keep room! We're talking mountains of money that make Scrooge McDuck feel poverish! We're talking trophys so big they dwarf your house! We're talking ribbins so nice ya kind pin them on a suit and wear it proudly! And more! We're talking commercial deals, product placements, your name on the Ponywood Sidewalk with famous names on them, movie deals, a TV show possabily, and let's not forget the grandest prize of all..... The defending champeen will be given the prosigest honor, of being given, the golden apple of Eirs! (A beautiful golden apple was seen on display, attempting Applejack)....."
 * Applejack: "..... I'LL DO IT!"
 * Tex Foglegs: "That's the spirit! (Brings out a contract) Just sign on the dotted line, kid."
 * Applejack: (She signed it) YEEE-HAH, I'M GONNA BE RICH?!
 * A Jafar-dressed Camel and two corrupt Camel Guards are seen tied up.
 * Quibble Pants: Wow! That actually went quicker than we thought it would.
 * Rainbow Dash: At least... Our powers were half accurate.
 * Kalo: HOW DID YOU TAKE US DOWN THAT FAST?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: How do you think? We used our heads.
 * Quibble Pants: I thought we were all boned both figuratively and literally for a moment. Also, you were LITTERALLY the most predictable villain I ever met!
 * Kalo: "GAAAAAAAAH?! AGAIN WITH THE CRAZY TALK!? MAKE IT STOP?! I RATHER WORK ON A DUNGBEETLE FARM THEN LISTEN TO THE CRAZY ONE?!"
 * Quibble Pants: Well cowinidently that's what you were sentenced to in the real book, justifyes why you were never a returning character... You know what? We've been adventured out. Magic us out, boys!
 * Daring Do: What did you sa- (The simulation ended as they exited)
 * Quibble Pants: "Next time, how's about we try a book from the original series."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah. Tough break that we couldn't get the special edition book."
 * Quibble Pants: "Oh trust me, you have to be a super fan to be able to go through alot of simulated adventures in one sitting before this park's closing time."
 * Rainbow Dash: Well what else is there to do here?
 * Quibble Pants: Well let's go see. (They left)
 * The Pie sisters look extremely exhausted as they walked down the area, and saw the exit.
 * Pinkie Pie: "GIRLS?! WE MADE IT?!"
 * Maud Pie: "(Her normal monotone self) Hurray."
 * Limestone: ".... Just glad your back to normal, sis."
 * Suddenly, the Suger Beings blocked out the Exit!
 * The Chief: "HALT, SUGER EATERS?! YOU ARE NOT LEAVING YET?! NOT WITHOUT HAVING TO FACE OUR MIGHTY GOD: THE CANE?! (The ground bursted up as a giant Suger-Cane Plant Monster rose from the ground and roared!)"
 * Marble: "..... Ohhhhhh poop."
 * Pinkie Pie: "..... (BROKE INTO CRYING, SURPRISING EVERYONE, EVEN THE SUGER CANE MONSTER?!)"
 * Chief: "..... Uh..... Monster? Are you, crying?"
 * Pinkie Pie: "WHY ARE YOU SUGER BEINGS SO MEAN?! I'M JUST A PONY THAT LOVES SWEETS?! I THOUGHT SUGER CREATURES WOULD BE NICE AND SWEET?! Look, I'm sorry if you didn't liked me to eat your home, BUT HOW WOULD'VE YOU REACTED IF A LAND OF YOUR FAVERITE FOOD WAS RIGHT BEFORE YOU?! (CRIES)!?"
 * The Suger Beings began to feel bad, even the Suger Cane creature began to feel awful.
 * Chief: "..... Maybe I should stop taking advice from my scary looking sour candy preist. Suger Eater, we want to extend our apologies and-"
 * ???: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * A Sour Candy Being preist arrived!
 * The Preist: "YOU CAN'T?! NOT AFTER HOW CLOSE YOU ARE?! YOU FINALLY HAVE THE SUGER EATERS WHERE YOU WANT THEM?!"
 * Chief: "I am DONE listening to you, Preist Sourbutt! (The Pie Sisters but Maud laughed, even the quickly recovered Pinkie Pie)!"
 * Maud: "...... Ha."
 * Chief: "YOU ARE EXILED FOR TRYING TO MAKE US LIVE OUT YOUR REVENGE FANTASIES?!"
 * Sourbutt: "I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS INSOLENCE?! I WILL SWEAR REVENGE ON ALL OF THE WORLD, AND THEN, I SHALL- (The Gingerbread Rex chomped down and ate Sourbutt)"
 * The Ginderbread Rex then gotten shrunken lips and then leaves.
 * Pinkie: "..... Well that was a rather SOUR END?!"
 * The Suger People Laughed!
 * Chief: "A CELEBRATION, FOR THE SUGER EAT...... FOR THE PONIES?!"
 * The Suger People cheered tribally as they picked up the four to take to a celebration!
 * Limestone: "..... On second thought, Pinks. I wouldn't mind hanging out here for another few moments."
 * Pinkie: This was the best treat I've ever had. (She soaked in the attention of the crowd)
 * Rarity and Shadow Spade arrived in a private room.
 * Rarity: "..... Okay, Horse Martini, if that is your real name. It's time to confess. You're actselly Shadow Spade in disguise, are you?"
 * Shadow Spade finally gave up the act in a defeated huff.
 * Shadow Spade: "How'd ya figured it out, Miss Rarity?"
 * Rarity: Uh, it's too obvious. You should know what's obvious and what's not. I'm not unfamiliar with writers being the titular character. You seem to possess the qualms of Shadow Spade. She's smart and has a keen eye for detail. But she's also quite nervous at times of being stuck in a ditch, is a neat-freak like me, and is quite a showoff and drama queen like me. But, I am also good at keeping secrets. If there's a good reason nopony knows who you really are, then your secret is safe with me.
 * Shadow Spade: Hmmph. You have always been more melodramatic than me, Miss Rarity. Daring Do has told me a lot about you and your friends.
 * Rarity: Does she now? What does she say about us?
 * Shadow Spade: "She was rather, opinionated. She likes you ponies by all means, but she felt that for the heroes of Equestria..... You 6 are, rather weird."
 * Rarity: "Given our first encounter, I wouldn't exactly blame her assumtion."
 * Shadow Spade: "Oh indeed, and- (Loud banging on the door is heard)!"
 * Mal's voice: "OPEN LE DOOR, SHADOW SPADE?! I'M SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR IN THERE?! DON'T MAKE ME GET BARRY TO BREAK THE DOOR DOWN?!"
 * Rarity: "Oh no?! It's your rogue's gallery!"
 * Shadow Spade: "Don't worry, Miss Rarity. I have a plan. Follow my lead."
 * Mal: "I AM GIVING YOU INTIL LE COUNT OF 10 TO SURRENDER YOURSELF SO WE CAN FINALLY HAVE OUR REVENGE?! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and pause for drumatic tension.............. 10?! BARRY?!"
 * Barry charged at the door and destroyed it!
 * The villains got in the room, but saw no sign of Rarity or Shadow Spade.
 * Mascaria: "...... Where'd they go?!"
 * Don Baddus: "..... Did they disappear or something?"
 * Cat Burgler: "So, Spade wants to play cat and mouse, does she?"
 * Mal: "...... Wolf, start sniffing up the place?!"
 * Wolfpony: "(Raspy Scoopy Voice) Righty-o, Ross!"
 * Wolfpony started to sniff around the area.
 * Mal: "Wolfpony has the ofactory senses of the first part of his namesake, the wolf! He'll find Spade and her little friend in no time!"
 * Don Baddus: "Yeah, and once we nab her, we'll make her sleep with the fishes!"
 * Mal: "(Scoffs), Oh please! She escaped your little cementing feet into the bay trick so many times, it's been considered a cliché in these accursed books about her!"
 * Cat Burgler: "Then how's about, I give her Catscracth fever?"
 * Mal: "That's been overdone as well! Instead, I will take her to my secret laboratory, and subugate her to a horrorable exspeariment, that will leave her unable to do detective work ever again!"
 * Mascaria: "Tch, that's not exactly very original either."
 * Mal: "I never said I was any better then you all!"
 * Harry head 1: "Ya sure sounded like it, ya mug."
 * Tow other Harry Heads: "Yeah ya mug."
 * Harry head 4: "Yah, ya mug!"
 * Larry Pipefeet: "Hey calm on, guys, let's remember we share a commen enemy here."
 * Mal: "But that's just about all we share! Out of Spade's entire rogue's gallery, I felt like the only real challnage she has!"
 * Mascaria: "(Scoffed feeling challnaged), Hey, I gave that troublesome detective a run for her money at times!"
 * Cat Burgler: "Hey, I can give Spade a hard time too!"
 * Barry: "Saids the pony who steals cats!"
 * Cat Burgler: "EXCUSE ME FOR BEING A DEDICATED KITTY LOVER?!"
 * Mascaria: "That's your problem! You have masterful thief skills, and you waste them going after furballs!"
 * Cat Burgler: "Well at least I wasn't a talented singer who desided to marry a mobster!"
 * Mascaria: "I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR BAD BOYS?!"
 * Mal: "Well your fetish for incompident crime bosses cost you your career."
 * Mascaria: "AT LEAST MY NAME ISN'T LITTERALLY BAD FASTION SENSE IN PRANCE LANGUISE?!"
 * Mal: "IT WAS NOT LITTERALLY MY CHOOSING?!"
 * The Villains began arguing!
 * Larry Pipefeet: "Hey come on guys, come on, let's not forget why we're here!"
 * Villains: "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS, PEON?!"
 * Larry Pipefeet: OH, SO WE CAME HERE JUST TO ARGUE LIKE A BUNCH OF CHILDREN, STALL OURSELVES AND LET SHADOW GET AWAY?!?...
 * Shadow's voice: "You mean, assuming that running away like a scared animal was my intention?"
 * An anti-magic net fell onto the villains and entrapped the group!
 * Mal: "AN ANTI-MAGIC NET?! WE'RE TRAPPED?! WOLFPONY, I DEMAND YOU COME AND-"
 * Wolfpony was seen enjoying a box of doggy biskets.
 * Wolfpony: "Rhat Rarity rony ras rice rnough to rive me food!"
 * Mal: "...... CURSE YOU SHADOW SPADE?!"
 * Larry Pipefeet: "It's actselly our own fault because you guys were arguing and didn't listened to the "Peon" who because he was usually a stupid henchpony about how it may be a bad idea!"
 * Don Baddus: "AAAWWWWWWWWWW, DON'T START WITH THIS, LARRY?!"
 * They all started arguing!
 * Shadow Spade:... Let's just turn these fillies in and get out of here.
 * Rarity: Heck yeah.
 * Twilight: (She was in a corner sobbing)
 * Read-A-Lot came over first and found Twilight.....
 * Read-A-Lot: "...... Are you okay, Miss Sparkle?"
 * Twilight: "(Coiled up) Tell Mother Goose that I already get that she doesn't like me! All of the village can say they don't like me all they want! I.... I just wanna wallow in self-pity now!"
 * Read-A-Lot: Look... You at least got us to realize that we were breaking another law. By making you cry... We kinda broke the law that says you can't do that.
 * Twilight: *Sniff* That's a law? Don't fairy tales make people cry all the time?
 * Read-A-Lot: "Those are either tears of joy, or are from the less, enfusiastic fairy tales. Our village is obviously suppose to be the positive and happy kind, and/or based on the more kid friendler relitterations of the often unpleasent original versons."
 * Twilight: "..... But, still...... Why did they forget about that rule?"
 * Read-A-Lot: "We, usually assume that anyone or anything that commits to violence can't feel emotions, at least.... Nothing positive."
 * Twilight: "..... I still want to say I'm sorry about what Flurry Heart did. She was only a baby, and-"
 * Read-A-Lot: Look, I get that babies don't know any better if they accidentally commit a crime. You'd have to be the meanest, dumbest, child-hating, and self-righteous cop in the world to arrest a baby for something as predictable for them as a shoplift. You can imagine my loathing opinion for that Good Luck Charlie episode for doing that. But... your niece seemed smart enough to recognize when she did something wrong. If a baby with that kind of power existed, the world would blow up in a few weeks.
 * Twilight: You have NO idea. She almost destroyed the Crystal Empire. But we toned down her magic to be more controllable. Her magic surges came and went more rapidly than I'd ever seen.
 * Read-A-Lot: Really? (Flurry Heart teleported in and into her hold cooing adorably) WHOA!!
 * Twilight: Really.
 * Flurry Heart:...... Sowwy.
 * Read-A-Lot:... Ohh, it's alright. If I was a newcomer, I would've done the same.... But I guess you really are smart enough to acknowledge what you do wrong. You... I'm just amazed she's an Alicorn.
 * Twilight: The first Alicorn birth since Princess Luna, too.
 * Read-A-Lot: I can see why you're such a concern on your first days living. Alicorns have the magic of a unicorn, the flight of a pegasus, and the strength of an earth pony. Put that into a baby, and you've got chaos. She'd fit right in. Wouldn't you? WOULDN'T YOU? (Flurry Heart giggled)
 * Shining Armor: (The two arrived) Oh, there you are! Oh, Miss Read-A-Lot, you found Twilight!
 * Candence: "Did you made her feel better?"
 * Read-A-Lot: Yes. I'm sorry again for all this. It's just... Well I wrote these stories, updating them from their original darker stories because... I didn't like the original stories as a filly. I get easily disturbed by stories like that.
 * Shining Armor: "(Quietly) Wait, but wasn't she a fictional pony-"
 * Candence: "(Quietly) She's real to herself, just play along."
 * Shining Armor: AHEM! Well..... A lot of kids would say the same.
 * Read-A-Lot: ".... I mean, look, me being a fictional pony aside, keep in mind that I am a self-insert of the auther of the re-imaginings of the fairy tales, and I am a projection of those feelings, made real by Draconequui magic."
 * Shining Armor: Oh, you know you're not real.
 * Read-A-Lot: We all do. Even the ones who pretend they don't. Some of us just like to play with people.
 * Cadence: Discord and other Draconequui, in a nutshell.
 * Read-A-Lot: So, to make up for the inconvenience, here's some tokens and passes for the Prize Mall. Buy the adorable kiddy something sweet.
 * Twilight: Thank you, Read-A-Lot. Sorry for giving you a hard time. (They left)
 * Read-A-Lot:... Such swell ponies.
 * Big Bad Timberwolf was seen on a wheelchair.
 * Big Bad Timberwolf: "Depends on who's asking. (Coughs out a smoke ring)."
 * Read-A-Lot: "Oh hush up."
 * Back on Pondini's stage, everyone was at suspends.
 * Trixie: "YEEEEEE, He should be coming out at any second!"
 * Moonbeam: (She came out) Boo! (Everyone was confused)
 * Trixie: Uh... Where's Pondini?
 * Moonbeam: Yeeeeah, he almost died. Turns out he didn't account for much of the magic trick, and almost drowned. So I took his place.
 * Starlight: Lucky the real Pondini is okay. (Her came in, very wet).
 * Pondini spat out water.
 * Pondini: "PHOOIE! Odd. I remember going through that bettter with flying colors."
 * Trixie: "MR. PONDINI?! (Ran up to him) Are you okay?!"
 * Pondini: "Ehh, I had tricks backfired on me before, all part of the occupation. A shame it was an obvious sign of me being past my prime."
 * Moonbeam: Sorry you had to be disappointed in yourself, whatever-many-greats grandfather Pondini, and sorry all of you had to be disappointed. But allow me to substitute with my own purely illusionary act. Would you two like to be OUR assistants?
 * Trixie: Trixie must say she's impressed we found a descendant in a second flat. The show just got sweeter.
 * Starlight: It sure did, Trix. It sure did. (They continued on with the act)
 * Discord: (Laughs) DUDE, YOU ARE A RIOT!!!
 * Mischief suddenly turns into an actual riot!
 * Icky: "JESUS DUDE, YA DIDN'T HAD TO TAKE HIM LITTERALLY?!"
 * Mischief #1: EVERYONE LIKES VIOLENCE!! RIGHT, MALEFICENCE?!?
 * Maleficence: YEAYEAYEA!!! KABOOM! (Creates a nuclear explosion shocking everyone as the blast encompassed the entire island and Draconequua, but it magically has no effect on anything within it's radius)......... (Laughs) Got'cha!"
 * Gazelle: (As much of heroes fainted)... You almost gave me a heart attack!
 * Mischief: Yeah, that's his favorite practical joke, apparently.
 * Gazelle: "..... (Quietly) And this is why Shen brought up the loose moral concern."
 * Discord: We're chaotic beings. Morals to us are often looser than yours, but fair enough for other races.
 * Iago: "...... So, Soothsayer, status update on the Main 7 and Trix?"
 * Soothsayer: They are okay and have all finished with their own quests. Shen has met up with Celestia... And looking for four individuals with some apparent potential.
 * Viper: Potential for what?
 * Soothsayer:... The same potential I sensed in Yona last adventure.... Potential equal to the Mane Six....

Chapter 3: Friends Start Disappearing/The Wicked-Hearted Pony Comes Calling
Prize Mall Lord Shen's Location Then. French Narrator: Several Minutes Of Headcounting Later... Chaotic Pit Lodgers' Location
 * Intercom: "Attention Prize Collecters, we're having a deal in the carnival pets section. Get your own pheniox egg with just 10 measily tickets and 1 token. Also of note, Granny Bakery's Cookies are 7 tickets more affordable and the golden horn rings are 8 tokens a-pop."
 * Gallus, Silverstream, Ocellus, and Smolder came forth with a crud load of prizes!
 * Gallus: "This place is AMAZING?!"
 * Smolder: "This park, just gotten into my top 11 things I like to hang out in! I originally had only 10!"
 * Ocellus: "This park's the greatest! I never been so happy in my entire life!"
 * Silverstream: "Well, maybe when they do something about their loose moral problems, I wouldn't mind visiting here again."
 * Gallus: "Aw come on, Streams, they're Draconequui, what did you expected from them?"
 * Silverstream: Enough to at least be less controversial.
 * Gallus: Well, at least the place is the best regardless of loose morals. This mall has everything.
 * Ocellus: I suppose that's how malls are for Draconequui.
 * Smolder: So what do we do next?
 * ???: Pardon me. (Celestia appeared)......
 * Silverstream:.... It's Equestria's ruler!
 * Smolder: Huh? I didn't think she'd have the ovaries to drop by given the legal issues.
 * Ocellus: "Don't cuss in front of the princess!"
 * Smolder: "Oh come on, I grew up a wild dragon! Curse languise is second hand to me!"
 * Celestia: Well, about why I'm here. Even I need a little fun in my life. But to give a more serious answer, it's because I was invited here likely to get approveal, given the nature of this park. Now... I must talk with you.
 * Gallus:... You... The wonderful Princess Celestia... Want to talk with four random interracial friends?... Do I even need to ask?
 * Celestia: Yes. I have been informed that you four have pulled through the haunted attraction.
 * Silverstream: Yeah. Why?
 * Celestia: "You 4 managed to brave up against manisfestations of four of what your people fear the most."
 * Gallus: "Wellll, I wouldn't say I fear the Armamaspi that stolen the treasure of Griffinstone, though him as a skeleiton was more intense! Trust me, Armamasti skeletons? NOT a pretty sight."
 * Smolder: As opposed to skeletons that ARE suppose to be nice to look at?
 * Gallus:... Touché.
 * Ocellus: "Well, it did help that they were only manisistations like you said, princess, and not the real deal.... Otherwise the idea of a xenomorth Queen Chrysalis would be the stuff of nightmares. Heck, the normal Chrysalis was bad enough on her own, but the thing I saw in the castle? I may have a hard time sleeping for the next few months of my life."
 * Smolder: "Eh, I'll admit it, they got me good with Pred Judu Des having a super bad relapse, but I was too smart for it."
 * Silverstream: "Well, given how inaccreate the Zombie Storm King was in that the real one was turned to coal and then broke into pieces, it's fakeness was clear from the start. Still was an unsettling prospect though. But we all remembered Macabe's advice and just went through it."
 * Celestia: Well... I wanted to speak to you because... I have a proposition.
 * Smolder:... Proposition?
 * Celestia: See, since the last Convocation of Creatures earned griffins a bad reputation with the whole 'legal theft of most of Equestria', peace summits have been failing. Ambassadors of Friendship are starting to fail. Ember, Gilda, Skystar, and Thorax aren't doing particularly well. I was pondering finding potential individuals of each race who could be of equal potential to my protégé and her friends. You four seem to... Have greatness.
 * Smolder:... You're serious? We're interesting to you?
 * Silverstream: With all due respect, your highness, I prefer to not get involved in peace summits. I was one of the subjects in Seaquestria who had mixed feelings with Twilight and Novo's choices. I left to try and take my mind off of it.
 * Gallus: And I do NOT want to get started on that loan incident. My race faced enough prejudice in the past as it is. That incident made it harder on us. I for one was one of the many griffins who were PISSED at that dumpster fire of a situation. Stupid crap like that would put royalty and so many innocent ponies out of their homes?! THE FEAR WARS WOULD'VE HAD NOTHING ON WHAT COULD'VE HAPPENED THERE?! Sure the yaks helped long before, BUT GOLDSTONE COMMITTED TREASON AND MADE IT WORSE!!! THANKS TO HIM, THERE'S STILL A THREAT OF WAR ON THE HORIZON!!! GOLDSTONE MADE OUR RACE LOOK LIKE USURERS AND GREEDMONGERS!!! I KNOW WE GRIFFINS ARE ALL ABOUT WEALTH, BUT, THAT GUY, HAD NO MODESTY WITH THAT!!! You can see why I left them. I don't EVER want to be reminded of that s*** for as long as I live.
 * Smolder: "Yyyeeeeaaaaaaaaaah, given I like to cause trouble every once in a while, I'm probuly the LAST ever dragon to represent anything. Peace Summits, or any summit for that matter, with my carefree demeanor and love of getting into someone's face with a prank? Not a good idea. Trust me."
 * Ocellus: "And me?..... I just don't do well in front of large groups. I would end up forming a safety coccon in a panic and gross everyone out."
 * Celestia: The fact that you made it through the haunted house attraction proves you can conquer those worries as well. Ocellus' cowardice towards social relations is the result of the Changelings' troublesome past.
 * Ocellus: Is it that obvious?
 * Celestia: Even if I wasn't an Alicorn, yes. Silverstream here feels sorry for ponies, seaponies, and her own race as a former friend and felt betrayed by them when Tempest attacked, then took it back when Novo banished Twilight and her friends.
 * Silverstream: (Sighs) Sad but true.
 * Celestia: Smolder wanted to feel accepted in whatever way possible, and became a troublemaker when you blew it.
 * Smolder: (Growls voraciously shocking everyone)...... Sorry, I just don't like being reminded of that..... Also not a fan of being read like an open book. Trust me, stuff like that is personal to me. But you were right on the money.
 * Celestia: And Gallus wants to redeem his race after the loan incident.
 * Gallus: DESPERA- Uh, I mean, well, I wouldn't say no, persay, but, it is in my lifegoals. My parents lost their home since Goldstone caused a massive fine in national offenses. Much of us are doing everything in our power to redeem themselves, including me. I figured I do it outside Griffin territory since I didn't fit in well. We all met after the events of that incident as we share similar problems. We became friends out to help each other.
 * Celestia:... Then perhaps you're lucky to have met me.
 * Ocellus: "Wait, wait, just to make sure, you are actselly Celestia right, and not Broma causing mischief again? He does that alot when not under a leash with Thorax and Pharyx."
 * Gallus: "Or a pedo in disguise? We do only know you by name, but not personally."
 * Celestia: "..... Well, good to know that stranger danger is alive and well in today's youth. But I ensure you, I am actselly Celestia."
 * ???: "Well we're gonna need to test that just in case."
 * Two Security Draconequui grabbed Celestia and took her to a magic scanner.
 * Security 1: "This scanner will see if your real or not."
 * Security 2: "That, and you kinda walked into it."
 * Celestia: "...... Good to know that theme park security are more proactive then the entire millaterry force of Equestria." (They scanned her)
 * Security Draconequus #2: Yeah she's real. Sorry to bother you your highness. (They teleported away)
 * Celestia:... Well, what do you guys say? (A silhouetted pony figure with Draconequus eyes was seen behind them)
 * Silverstream: Depends. What're we gonna do?
 * Celestia: We'll meet the Lodgers and the Mane Six. We'll see what they can do about- Hold on!...... I feel there's a dark presence watching us.
 * Silverstream: Huh? (The figure was alarmed and vanished)...
 * Celestia:... It's gone.
 * Smolder: Ah, great. A false ala-
 * Celestia: You guys need to hide or get out of this place. Now!
 * Gallus: What? Why?
 * Celestia: I might've said too much and endangered us all. Just get to someplace safe! I'll be back as soon as I can! (She teleported away)
 * Smolder:... That just happened.
 * Silverstream: Actually, once she mentioned it, I could feel it too. Now it's getting stronger. Ocellus? (Ocellus teleported their prizes away) Let's go. (They head out)
 * Lord Shen: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING THAT YOU HAVE A TUNNEL OF LOVE, THAT TRAVELS THROUGH DIMENTIONS?!"
 * A Teen Draconequuus in a love themed uniform: "Dude, I'm just an employiee. I'm not with the management."
 * Lord Shen: "YOUNG MAN, YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DANGERIOUS INTER-DIMENTION TRAVEL IT IS TO THE UNPREPARED?! WHAT IF A VILLAIN FROM THAT DIMENTION GETS OUT?!"
 * Teen Draconequuus: "That only happened just once with these weird animals guys. (Points to the HA in the process of cuffing Lovetrex)....."
 * Hudson: "..... Oh, hey Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "..... I'm not even going to ask, because I'm next to what is assentually, a GIANT TWO-WAY DIMENTIONAL PORTAL, BEING USED AS A THEME PARK RIDE?!"
 * Teen Draconequus: "Chillax, dude. You're acting like this is dangerious or something."
 * Lord Shen: "INTER-DIMENTIONAL TRAVEL IS DANGERIOUS, YOU BLUNDERING IMBACILE?!"
 * Clifton: "(Comes over) Yeah, angry as he is being right now, he's right. I would like to see the management of this theme park, cause I have to make a request for this crazy thing to be shut down."
 * Teen Draconequus: "Which one? Cause if you had to, I recammend against going to Strife, cause he is NEVER chill. As as it being a no-go to see Maleficence, cause he's just, a total werido. You're better off with Mischief, but he's doing his stand-up rotine."
 * Clifton: "I'll take Mischief then. Where is he?"
 * Teen Draconequus: "Entertaining the rest of the Peacock's friends in the restaurent. He might be finishing up in abit."
 * Clifton: "Well thanks. I'll be right back guys."
 * Lord Shen: "Actselly Clifton, there is no need to get involved, the Lougers are already on the case of this crazy theme park, how's about you take care of, whoever she is, and go back to the AUU?"
 * Clifton: "Well if you lougers already got this, then fair enough. Magnum, take us home."
 * Magnum: Okay. I'll call Tranze to open a portal.
 * Lord Shen: Call Tranze? But aren't you capable of magic?
 * Magnum: Well, the spell I used to get here is, kinda one-way. I've yet to perfect a two-way spell, even with the Spirit being a big help. So, that is where Tranze comes in. He's basicly our new staff member. We saved him from an evil interdimensional scientist who threatened his family and our entire dimension. Thankfully, the scicecntist's physical laws didn't mesh well with ours, so defeating him was little issue. We ended up not even calling you guys about it, apart from that you were likely busy then. Now he acts as our method of interdimensional travel. He's also a good fighter. We promised to give him a shot at this. (A purple portal opened up) And that's our cue.
 * Teen Draconequus: "Dude, trippin'." (They left)
 * Lord Shen:... Well now that that's been taken care of, it's back to the investigation. But so far nothing's up.... Is... Is it possible I was mistaken? Is the only thing wrong about this place just the location?... (Sighs) In that case, I'll have to rejoin the Lodgers and stop collecting dust. (He approached the restaurant)
 * Celestia: (She teleported in front of him) Shen!
 * Lord Shen: Whoa! Celestia, you startled me! Did you find the four souls?
 * Celestia: Yes. But... I feel you might've been right.
 * Lord Shen: I was? Uh, I mean, of course I-
 * Celestia: MAY HAVE, SHEN! MAY HAVE! There's a dark force that might've overheard my conversation with the four. Now it's likely targeting all of us, and you.
 * Lord Shen: Then we must-
 * (Patrick): SPONGEBOB?!? ARE YOU DONE IN THERE?! I HAVE TO GO!!!... SpongeBob?!
 * (Banzai): "YO SHENZ, HOLLAR IF YOU CAN HEAR ME?!"
 * (Icky): "Has anyone seen 4 gravely sciencetificly inaccreate southern speaking raptors that like soda?"
 * (Thunderclap): "MY FLOCK'S MISSING?!"
 * (Gloria): Wait... Where's Alex?
 * (Archimedes): Master Merlin? He should've been back by now.
 * Celestia:... Oh, no! (The immortality field fell)
 * Lord Shen:... This is not going to be good. (Pulls out a communicater) TRIXIE, I WANT YOU TO ROUND UP THE MAIN 7 AND GET BACK HERE AS SOON AS POSSABLE?! LOUGERS HAVE WENT MISSING?!"
 * (Trixie): What?! STAR!! CODE RED!!! WE NEED TO GET THE OTHERS AND MEET UP WITH THE LODGERS!!
 * (Starlight): Seriously? Pondini's in the middle of his biggest act.
 * (Moonbeam): I got it covered. You girls go ahead.
 * (Pondini): LIVING THE DREAM!! (The audience laughed)
 * (Trixie): We're on our way. Don't get screwed. (She hung up)
 * Sandy: (The two entered) GUYS!! SPONGEBOB'S MISSING!! HE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND NOW HE'S GONE!!
 * Marty: ALEX WAS HERE AND NOW HE AIN'T!!!
 * Archimedes: MASTER MERLIN IS GONE!!! AND HE'S NOT PLAYING JOKES THIS TIME!!
 * Banzai: MY HONEYBADGER'S GONE!!! (Everyone looks at him)...... What?
 * Thunderclap: MY FLOCK AND THE RAPTORS DISAPPEARED!!!
 * Iago: Don't worry, thunderbird, I'll protect yo- (Thundera was replaced with another Draconequui) DYAA!!!
 * Draconequui: UGH, GAYBO!!! (He snapped and made him naked as he screamed and Discord undid it)
 * Iago:... W-Where's Thundera?
 * Icky: "Okay, let's do a head-count of who vamoosed!"
 * Icky: "Now, Shen, try not to freak out, but..... Some of the gang, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAY have went missing."
 * Lord Shen:.... I knew this would happen!
 * Patrick: Wait, you're psychic?
 * Lord Shen: NO, YOU IDIOT!! I MEANT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS PLACE!! I shouldn't have dropped my guard, so not only will I forbid anymore fun during this mission, but lowering my guard is a mistake that I WILL NEVER DO AGAIN!!
 * Private: Crikey, Shen, what's your problem?
 * Lord Shen: YOU ALL ARE MY PROBLEM!! Your lack of taking the mission seriously caused those disappearances, INCLUDING SpongeBob's. I'm placing the Lodgers under martial order. I'm leading until this is all over. If ANY of you are caught being insubordinate or continue to make the problem worse, you will be TAKEN OFF THE MISSION, and be sent STRAIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!!!
 * Mischief: (Appears after having been told of a missing Guest report) Shen, calm down! Please note that we in Draconequui Wonderland will work to relocate your lost friends-
 * Lord Shen: You! Tell me what's going on, or we're holding charges of conspiracy AND bribery!
 * Maleficence: Pssh, paranoid much- (Shen grabbed him by the neck as he choked comically)
 * Lord Shen: Don't you DARE accuse me of being a paranoid! Answer the question! Are you three planning something chaotic?
 * Mischief: No! Strife may've been a traditionalist, but he's no traitor.
 * Lord Shen: "How can you be sure?!"
 * Mischief: Strife doesn't have the patience and controlled vision I have. Ergo, it means that he's not much for conspiracy planning, let alone adapting to change like what our spieces is going through. He doesn't take advantage of any logical improvements and is incredibly picky and selective. Me? I have boundless possibilities and believe in improving anything logically and safely. I appreciate modernism, but he prefers tradition. Maleficence doesn't help much and his ideas don't make much sense.
 * Maleficence: (His entire body magically falls into pieces, and he laughs) I look silly now!
 * Mischief: Because of this, I never trust Strife because he'll end up forcing his views persistently. Last time this happened, we almost destroyed the valley we lived in and got in trouble. So the biggest projects I have to hide until they're done.
 * Twilight:... So this friendship problem is worse than we thought. Not only do you argue a lot, but you don't trust each other?
 * Mischief: I have come up with all the failsafes and logical conclusions here. There's a reason why I'm the leading brother. I know what's best for our dream, and I must keep concerns like this from ruining us.
 * Palmon: But aren't you worried that mistrust will cause a far bigger conflict? Lying and keeping secrets from your own brother can destroy trust.
 * Lord Shen: Exactly! Maybe it WAS him and he only threatened my tail feathers to scare me off his scent!
 * Mischief: He would NEVER do that! He can be mean, but not 'betray his brothers' mean. You must trust me.
 * Lord Shen: And how do we know you can trust yourself?
 * Mischief: Trust is irrelevant when secrets are for other's sake and safety! Secrets are necessary for the greater good. You heroes should know that.
 * Viper:... He has a point. Sometimes keeping secrets are among the kindest thing you can do.
 * Lord Shen: Ah, but you're forgetting one thing: Aren't you three supposed to be partners?
 * Mischief: Even partners need to keep secrets. I know what I'm doing is right. (As Strife was secretly watching) I have to do this because I don't want Strife to hurt himself and others. With the oppression he suffered, it would be costly to tell the truth.
 * Gazelle: But even you have to admit that Strife CAN have useful ideas.
 * Mischief: Maybe, I mean, I'll confess that his Shadow Spade Museum Idea was indeed a nice touch... But apart from that, the risks outweigh any earnest benefit too much. This is to keep Strife from getting himself in trouble like he almost did many times before. (Strife was hurt from this and angerly fought off tears and vanished into the shadows) I have to do this. But this does NOT make Strife the villian here!
 * Lord Shen: Are you sure about that?
 * Mischief: Look, I don't know why this is happening, but it's NOT Strife! If he was, he'd have to be mind-controlled!
 * Lord Shen: MIND CONTROL IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A DRACONEQUUS!!!
 * Maleficence: Nothing is impossible- (He was gagged again)
 * Lord Shen: I DIDN'T SAY 'IMPOSSIBLE', IDIOT!! I SAID 'NOT POSSIBLE'!!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!! (He lets him go) I mean it, no more nonsense or fun until the mission is done. If it wasn't Strife, then why is he not here?
 * Mischief: He's probably trying to blow off the anger you left on him.
 * Lord Shen: COHERENT, ANSWER, PLEASE!!!
 * Mischief: "How was that NOT a coherent answer? I pretty much said he's trying to control his temper!"
 * Lord Shen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE!! I WANT FULL HONESTY!!!
 * Cynder: SHEN, CAN YOU GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF?!? Do Cadence's breathing technique and don't make a scene!
 * Lord Shen:... (Sighs) Fine! (He does it)... Alright. It's clear we won't get good answers, from neither someone too supportive (Points to Mischief), nor someone too clueless (Points to Maleficence) to be a good lead. We're going to have to do this ourselves. Come on. And my word still stands about the terms of martial leading. (They left)
 * The four kids over-heard this.
 * Gallus: "..... Gang? We got ourselves an adventure."
 * Silversteam: "Oh no Gallus, not again! It's not any of our business!"
 * Ocellus: "And I'm pretty sure the Lougers and the Main 7 can handle it."
 * Smolder: "Besides, we're freaking kids. What can we do?"
 * Gallus: "What kids do best: We find out what the trouble maker, AKA that Strife guy, is doing, and tattle on him! The Lougers and those Ponies will handle the rest! Easy-Peasy."
 * Silverstream: "..... I, suppose they could use SOME help."
 * Ocellus: "Well, if it means saving this awesome theme park."
 * Smolder: "Ehhh, why not?  I'm pretty much stuck with you guys."
 * Gallus: "Then let's go, team! (Gallus boldly walks off, as the Silverstream and Smolder rolled their eyes as Ocellus just stared confusedly and followed up.)"
 * Strife: (He teleported in as everything inside was of Dr. Seuss surrealism)...... Your wickedness?
 * ???: (Ellen McLain voice) Spare me the greetings, Strife! (She revealed herself as the black pony with Draconequus eyes, red hair, three horns, brown shoes, silver front arm braces, and a Draconequus cutie mark) Anything goes in the world of chaos.
 * Strife: "Well, I wanna say, good job on capturing the some of the Lougers, but.... Why didn't you went after the Main 7 while they were perfectly seperated? I had them practicly gift wrapped for you and you went after some of the aliens instead!? I mean no disrespect, but, was Tyranny's reformation THAT desistating to you that to became borderline incompident-"
 * Mysterious Pony: "ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY METHODS?!"
 * Strife wimply recoiled?!
 * Strife: "I, I'm only curious, oh wicked one!"
 * Mysterious Pony: "...... Because it would've been too obvious for them to suddenly vanish! I may be the avatar of choas, but that doesn't mean I can't be subtle."
 * Strife: "..... Well, yeah, I see what you mean, but, if I was doing the disappearing act, I would've gone after those ponies the moment they are alone!"
 * Mysterious Pony "That is why you're the idiot henchmen, and I'm the genius evil mastermindtress."
 * Strife: "Don't you mean "Mastermind"?"
 * Mytserious Pony: "I AM A FEMALE, SO IT'S MASTERMINDRESS?!"
 * Strife: "Okay okay! Though ya could've just as much had gone for "Mistressmind"."
 * Mysterious Pony: "OH SHUT UP-...... Actually that sounds better...... BUT STILL, SHUT UP?!"
 * Strife: "YES YOUR WICKEDNESS?! (Literally zips up his mouth)"
 * Mysterious Pony: "Point is, it wouldn't benefit me to be so predictable and obvious. It's too clear cut to make the bearers of the returning Elements of Harmony go missing first. It would be more subtle to make things like a bunch of silly misfits vanish, make them paranoid and prone to mistakes. I am someone who, plays with her food, like a little kitty cat."
 * Strife: "(Unzips and has zipper lips) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I get it, f*** with their exectations! Why didn't I think of that?"
 * Mysterious Pony: "Once again, because you're the dumb henchemen, and I'm, the Mistressmind.... by GODS, that IS better."
 * Strife: I'm glad you think so.
 * Mysterious Pony: Don't be a kissass, Strife! Chaos makers are above basic nonsense. It's power over the unpredictable nature of the one fuel for Equestrian magic: (Suddenly crying) Emotion! PURE, RAW, EMOTION!!! I LEARNED THAT THE DAY I LOST EVERYTHING!!! (Cries as her magic went unstable and warped the entire pit)
 * Strife: Geez, your wickedness, can you try to ease up on the mood swings?
 * Mysterious Pony: "IS THAT SUPPOSE TO IMPLY SOMETHING?!"
 * Strife: "DAHHHH, NOT AT ALL, NOT AT ALL, YOUR CHOATICNESS?!"
 * Mysterious Pony: Good! (She continues crying and flooded the area underwater with her tears)... (Becomes brooding and insane, chortling crazily) Emotion. A tangible force to everyone in Equestria. It's the catalyst of our magic. Black magic? Born from magic being used for personal and harmful goals and concentrated into one thing: suffering, fear, and hatred. But chaos magic? Pure suffering. Born from no source and self-harm. Emotion in excess. Too much emotion can torment and mentally destroy. It creates chaos. Mental pain and insanity manifests into power that can make you a god. I have always aimed for that target, Strife. Eons ago, in the years before the Chaos War, I had no meaning until I discovered the power of raw and unrestrained emotion. IT WOULD MAKE ONE UNSTOPPABLE!! (Monotone) I served Tyranny because he gave me purpose. He gave me power and understanding it. Now that he's gone forever... It's all on me to restore chaos and the true power magic can release. Sad that your brothers don't agree with your traditionalism, and don't trust you for it. They can't see the Discordian truth... But I can make them see it as the girl who unleashed all evil and saw it as a result. I see real power. I see real chaos. I see true magic. I see-
 * Strife: Your wickedness, you already told this speech to me 10 times. You wish to introduce what Tyranny wanted and want to do so now more than ever since his reformation. I'm with you since my brothers never gave me the recognition I deserved.
 * Mysterious Pony: (As the tears started to drain away) Hah! Your problems are only a grain of sand compared to my storm cloud of pain. (Fearfully)... And it sure is scary! (Sadly) And life-ruining. (Angrily) AND INFURIATING!!! (Happily) AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUN! For my name isn't Wicked Dark Blacken Heart, the Demigoddess of Chaos. Demon of Emotion. Destroyer of Minds.
 * Strife: I'm glad for you, your nonsensicalness!
 * WDBH: "And don't EVER forget your place about it, peon?!"
 * Strife: I won't.
 * Wicked: Excellent. Now go. We don't need any suspicion on our tail.
 * Strife: It will be done. (He teleported away)
 * An Ice Cream Ski resort was seen.
 * Patrick: "..... An Ice Cream SKI RESORT?!"
 * Shen: "PATRICK, FOCUS?!"
 * Squidward: "Humminahumminahummia! (Sees an artsy fartsts coffie shop where people can paint)..... They have a Artist Coffie Shop! (Shen grabs Squidward and pulls him away)!"
 * Mad Hatter: "WOOOOO?! JUST LIKE DISNEYLAND'S?! (Spinning Giant Teacups were seen, but they were also jacuzzies with tea in them) BUT BETTER?! (Shen Grabs him) WHOOP!"
 * Gazelle: "(Stares in awe of a tower of Dancing machines)..... Oh this is my jam! (Shen grabs her by the horns) Hey hey hey, it is NOT polite to grabbed a horn animal by the horns!"
 * Thunderclap: "Excuse me, sir, (Talking to a fake Pterasaur Animontronic for a Prehistoric Ride) Have you seen my flock and 4 raptors anywhere?"
 * Trixie: "That thing's not real."
 * Thunderclap: "..... Could've fooled me."
 * Shen grabbed both Trixie and Thunderclap off!
 * Shen: "Everyone, what part of we are suppose to take this seriously, DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "(SQUEAK SCREAM)!? THEY HAVE, A SCROOGE MCDUCK SYTILE SWIMMING POOL WHERE YOU SWIM IN MONEY?! AND IT'S IN DUCKTALES LOGIC WHERE IT'S ACTUAL LIDQUID?! (Swimming Pools filled with money were seen) I DIED AND GONE TO HEAVEN?! (RUNS TORWORDS IT) OOOWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Lord Shen: MR. KRABS, STOP RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE GOING BACK TO THE TEMPLE!!! (Mr. Krabs stopped)... Get over here, now! (He did so)... Everyone, I thought I was clear. No nonsense or you're going home! Did I slur my words or sound different or something?
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, excuse us for being interested in the attractions.
 * Lord Shen: Use your brains, will you? What if those attractions are traps?
 * Squidward: What if they AREN'T?
 * Lord Shen: It doesn't matter if they're crazy tricks or not. The risk is not worth taking. There's a dark force trying to get us and is possibly trying to pick us off one by one.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Tch, well that's rather cowerdly of this dark force to only come after us when we're alone."
 * Lord Shen: "Must you synomimised tactics and straigity as cowerdice, Miss Rainbow? In fact, must ALL OF YOU LABEL TACTICS AS COWARDICE?!? If so, then I may have to make some extra terms here. What if we hid during a force that would annihilate us in an instant? Is THAT COWARDICE?!? IS HAVING HENCHMEN COWARDICE?!? IS HAVING EXTREME POWER TO HIDE FROM UNSTOPPABLE PEOPLE LIKE US COWARDICE?! WAKE UP, YOU JUDGMENTAL IDIOTS, WHAT PLANET ARE YOU ON?!"
 * Patrick: Equestria, duh! (Shen punched him in the face and fell into the dirt)
 * Lord Shen: New rule: Take villains seriously and no screwing off, or you're going home. This is a threat that clearly knows us and can use our weaknesses against us. If you can't take the villain seriously, then you're clearly not fit for this mission.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey c***-a-doodle, you can't kick those the map chose off the mission. Otherwise you're saying it made a mistake. It NEVER makes mistakes. This isn't entirely your mission.
 * Lord Shen: Then maybe you don't need any of us and you can deal with this yourselves. Wouldn't be the first time you all were sent together, but then again that incident with Starlight was pure luck just like most of your other victories. If this threat wants us gone, then we're gone if that's what you're recommending. This threat could be different with how clearly smart it is. If anything, you need us. So if you want us to stick around, you follow my lead and not let those judgmental attitudes be your downfall like it almost was before.
 * Spike:... Holy Celestia!
 * Twilight:... What is your problem? Will it satisfy you to make yourself look right in every turn. Even if you're right, nobody wants to give you the satisfaction.
 * Lord Shen: I am just trying to protect you all. Those who want to go to the attractions are free to do so. But if I turn out correct, you'll be sorry and suffer whatever chaotic consequences await. So what's more logical? Being safe and taking things and the threat at hand with the utmost necessary caution, or being sorry by calling cautiousness cowardice, and should you be fooled by your own temptations and mental manipulated weaknesses, you won't be able to do anything until it's too late....... So what'll it be? You going to call being safe cowardice, or strategy?