Princess Salvation

Princess Salvation is the 10th Anniversary Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Lodgers, after celebrating their 10th Anniversary and seeing things in hindsight being better than the depressing ending of KH3 as revealed in Perytons'of'Fun, immediately turned into an alternate timeline by Saldaron, eventually revealed to be an Outer God called a Schrödinger, Kairi brings up the other Princesses of Heart and the heroes immediately see the pain of their homeworlds. Blaming themselves for not saving them earlier, and remembering the time hiccup they had to get to avoid a depressing conflict, they decide that it's time to stop prolonging their suffering and do the job. Even at the radical consequences of disturbing the original series' progression, Shen finally offers a perfect enough plan to get past all League adaptations and finally rescue the Princesses of Heart. But this daring rescue would end up prematurely exposing Xehanort's big Great Cycle to the Leaguers and force him and his creations to try to jumpstart the infamous Great Cycle. Now with the UUniverses feeling a major Heartless, Nobody and Unversed invasion involving another time hiccup from the KH3 timeline, Cobra develops enough of a conscious to have the League help as a make up for ever creating this ultra-dark version of Xehanort deviated from the KH3 Xehanort named Nega-Xehanort. Now, Gazelle must help Spyro and Kairi reconnect with Tyro, Aqua, Ventus and Terra. Only with their help can Nega-Xehanort be unmade.

PTE Redux Status: Most definitely unworthy, because the Kingdom Hearts Story Arc in the PTE Series will follow the all of the games' canon stories.

Prologue
Kingdom Hearts III Alternate Timeline Dragon Temple Leage Fortress. Cobra, in rage, started to destroy parts of the Leage Fortress as Cobra was confused my great sadness that the one being he had cared for, even as a villain, was lost for good, as he shouted no in great anguish! Dragon Guardian Temple. Many Soft Resets Later. Time of the Second Cartoonian War. Main Timeline Organization XIII-like Room, Villain League Castle
 * Narrator: It's Patchy the Pirate's SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club Big Time Impressive Celebrity Television Extravaganza, Shell Lodge Squad edition! From Encino, California, the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club, intern to the Shell Lodge Squad, and your host, Patchy the Pirate!
 * Patchy: (Singing) Twenty years of SpongeBob, and ten years of Lodgers...
 * Potty: Brawk. You're looking at the wrong camera.
 * Patchy: What? Potty, where are ya?
 * Potty: Que camera three.
 * Patchy: I can't hear you.
 * Potty: Que Talent.
 * Patchy: "Cue"? What does that mean? Anyhoo, can you believe it, kids? It's been ten years since Scroopfan started his SpongeBob and Friends Adventure Series. And the timing with Kingdom Hearts III couldn't have been better... I doubt me idol will be here in person.
 * Potty: What part of an anniversary's inevitability is unbelievable?
 * Patchy: "Well, it's because, well, anytime I tried to meet him, it either turned out to be an hallusination, I ended up fainting, or I simply didn't get to even come close."
 * Potty: "Hey, ya did got his attention in A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas."
 * Patchy: "Well, yeah, but I fainted in that. The odds of me ever meeting him seriously are zero to- (Doorbell) Eh? (Goes to it and opens up to see the Lougers)...."
 * Spongebob: "Hi Patchy."
 * Patchy: "D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUH-D-D-D, SPONGEBOB SAID MY NAME?! AND HE'S AT ME HOUSE?! (Faints again)......."
 * Icky: "...... Ya think a pirate would be sturdier then that."
 * Potty: "That's Patchy for you. ROLL THE CARTOON!"
 * (Chronicler): One life is all we have and we live it as we believe in living it. But to sacrifice what you are and to live without belief, that is a fate more terrible than dying. Joan of Arc, circa 15th Century. 10 years have passed since the end of the Second Cartoonian War. But in 10 years... Little has changed... And one change... Has shattered that to pieces. (This happened)
 * Shifu: (Felt her death in his mediation and fell from his staff)... I... It can't be...
 * Spyro: (Burst in) SHIFU!! Did you feel that?! My heart... Feels like something has been lost!! What happened to Kairi?!
 * Shifu: "...... Spyro...... I....... I don't....... I don't know, how to bring myself to say this."
 * Spyro: "..... (Starts shedding tears) Shifu, what...... What has happened?"
 * Shifu: "....... Xehanort....... Happened......."
 * Mirage was surprised having sensed it as well.
 * Cobra: "(Blasts the door down) MIRAGE?! WHAT, HAS HAPPENED?!"
 * Mirage: "...... Xehanort..... Has pulled, a real dick move to Malefor, and......."
 * Cobra: "And, WHAT?!"
 * Mirage: "....... It seems, in trying to atthive his own ambitions, which is actselly beyond the Leage's interest, he...... He, killed her. (Cobra was horrorfived).... I fear, that means it tecnecally includes half of Tyro as well."
 * Cobra: "..... (Starts shedding tears as he got angry)..... No...... Our key to Malefor's freedom........ And, any trace of my brother........ Xehanort, you, you, IDIOT?!"
 * In a timespan after Xehanort's defeat, a rainy day was seen as a funeral took place, no casket. Just a memorial statue, as the Lougers, and all allies, were seen present at this, as the High Council stood in depression.
 * The Camera spans to all the sadden faces of heroes and friends of the current United Universes, the AUU, and even that of Mewni, as all are dressed formaly dependent on culture, as even the watching spirits stared in sadness.
 * Cynder was looking on sadly, as she looked to see Spyro sitting far from the funeral on a treetop, looking far away from it, as the High Councilers each gave their farewells and tearful utulgies.
 * In the Sky, Rainbow Dash in a Wonderbolt Costume was seen flying, goggles soaked in tears as she was trying to give a farewell rainboom for the occation. She finally reached enough speed as she zoomed passed the Dragon Guardian Temple, giving it a beautiful display as the final speech was finished, by noneother then Shen......
 * Later, the scene faded to the aftermath of the Funeral as all patrions have left.....
 * A sorrowful Mang himself, arrived before the memorial, bringing an offering tribute of genually beautiful bouquet of flowers, as he approuched the memorial.......
 * Cobra: "..... Tyro..... (Broken voice) Forgive me. (Places the bouquet down, as he vanished just as quickly)......"
 * Voice: "FREEZE?!"
 * Time was frozened.
 * Saldaron and a Time Counciler appeared before the Memorial as time was frozen.....
 * Time Counciler: "..... Grrrr! THIS TIMELINE'S A FAILURE?! The events of Kingdom Hearts 3 STILL HAPPENED?! The point of the soft resets was suppose to prevent it from happening?!"
 * Saldaron: "Well, fair's fair, Fathaarus T'imme, no one said the first outing would go swell."
 * Fathaarus: "Cease your jokes, Saldaron. We are resetting this again, back to the beginning of times before Birth By Sleep! We're gonna keep doing this, until we get it right!"
 * Fathaarus: "(SCREAMS IN RAGE)?! EVERY SOFT RESET HAS FAILED, PAINFULLY?! SOME RESETS HAVE TURNED OUT WORSE THEN OTHERS?! WHY DOES THAT KEEP HAPPENING?!"
 * Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillian soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God TIme Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort!?!"
 * Fathaarus stopped his rage-outs when he heard that.....
 * Fathaarus: "..... REWIND?!"
 * Saldaron was rewinded!
 * Fathaarus: "PLAY!"
 * Saldaron played normally again!
 * Saldaron: "Ya know, I'm just spit-balling here, but...... With nearly a bajillion soft-resets, not a single one did you consider the common issue that is Xehanort? For an all knowing Outer God Time Lord, you never considered, oh I don't know, making a soft-reset WITHOUT Xehanort?! (Realised he was made to say that again)....... Ya know I hate it when you do that to me."
 * Fathaarus: "..... Saldaron, you, genius, of a cat! You granted me the perfect idea! We'll take Xehanort out of the soft-resets in the main timeline! PERFECT! Ever since we had to take the worlds affected by the Kingdom Hearts mess and subugated them to be reseted to take place in the early-late 90s to the 2000 eras when we removed their original place in the timeline to try and erase the Kingdom Hearts mess from those eras, all those soft-reset failures and I LITTERALLY never considered removing Xehanort?! I'm an Outer God, I'm suppose to know this?!"
 * Saldaron: "Even Outer Gods can have off days in the office, I say."
 * Fathaarus: "It's settled! We'll go back to the draft of the first failed timeline, (Rewinds time to the events of Birth by Sleep, and stops inside the Land of Departure's Castle) But, we remove Xehanort's Asterl Imprint, and throw it into Kingdom Hearts with the Main Timeline's Xehanort, and replace the current Eraqus, with a temporal copy that lacks knowledge of the Xehanort of the Main Timeline! PERFECT!"
 * Saldaron: "(Half-heartedly) Purrrr-fect Idea, sir. Glad you thought of it."
 * Fathaarus: "Oh hush up, you teasy cat! At least be glad I had adopted an idea from you! (Waves hand on the time screen, and made Xehanort vanish, and that only Equaus was there.....) Exsellent. We finally created an acceptable new Main Timeline."
 * Saldaron: "Smashing."
 * Fathaarus: "I declare this a victory for the Time Council. Now, how's about I reward you? (Cosmicly summons time cosmic milk) You deserve this time butterfly milk."
 * Saldaron: "Oh you're too generious. (Was given the milk as Saldaron started to drink it)."
 * Saldaron was seen doing some cosmic paperwork as he reviewed various instinces of time travel.
 * Saldaron: "Ugh, so Timmy Turner had wished for a time scooter and aims to change his father's victory of the trophy? Oh that's gonna lead into a major headache when we get to that."
 * Fathaarus: "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON?!"
 * Saldaron: "..... Ohhhhhhh s*********************t."
 * Dr. Who: "I do believe you're in a sticky wicket, Saldaron."
 * Saldaron: "DON'T REMIND ME, WHO, I'M A TIMELORD?!"
 * Dr. Who: YOU KNOW "WHO" IS NOT REALLY A SURNAME, I'M JUST THE DOCTOR!
 * Saldaron: AND SOMEHOW, I DON'T CARE!
 * Saldaron teleported to the Counciler's office.
 * Saldaron: "Is there a problem, sir?"
 * Fathaarus: "Your plan to remove Xehanort from the timeline, has BACKFIRED?! HE WAS BROUGHT BACK INTO THE NEW MAIN TIMELINE?!"
 * Saldaron: "HOW IS THAT POSSABLE, NOT MANY PEOPLE ARE SELF-AWARE ABOUT CHANGES IN TIME WITHOUT A TIMELORD'S PRESENCE?!"
 * Fathaarus: "Your plan had ONE unexpected obsicale...... Architect."
 * Saldaron: "..... Ughhh, who else BUT one of the most powerful of the Darkspawn..... What did he do?"
 * Fathaarus: "He coherse Mang Cobra to work with him to make a replica replacement to the real Xehanort, and create a new verson for the timeline, with a new astral mark!"
 * Saldaron: "Well, shit. I guess that means KH3's a thing either way."
 * Fathaarus: "Not, exactly. The timeline still has worked flawlessly otherwise. There are enough acceptable differences that I think this timeline's equilent to the original events, will only be remembered in video game formats."
 * Saldaron: "Well what's the issue then?"
 * Fathaarus: "..... The new Xehanort, isn't exactly, just another of the real Xehanort. A dark force, is at play. One we had once thought ensured, was gone forever. But Architect and Cobra, unwittingly brought it a new chance of existence. And, it was able to get the Book of Predictions, and KNOWS, of the Great Cycle?!"
 * Saldaron: "...... Well, shit. Now in trying to remove ONE dishastor, we introdused another. And it's a slightly worser case scenario then just an old man with a super-weapon key-sword. I swear, it's the events of Asura's Wrath and the introduction of Morality Illness fiasco all over again, I mean, ya know that REALLY fucked up the people of that time period and those early stage inrealm gods!"
 * Fathaarus: "THEY WERE DANGERIOUSLY CLOSE TO BEING AN INTER-DIMENTIONAL EMPIRE AND YOU KNOW IT?! THE DEITY QUELLERS, DISGUSTING AS THEY ARE, ONLY DID WHAT WAS DEEMED NESSERSARY?!"
 * Saldaron: "But did it really had to corrupt one of their generals to use the illness to kill their emperor and frame one of them and cause massive choas?"
 * Fathaarus: "Look at it this way, at least those self-rightious maniacs are not going around misguidingly bringing their idea of purity into other dimentions and genosiding those mistaken for demons! But that's irrelievent! Saldaron, this timeline is too good to fail again! We need to tend to it as much as possable, even AFTER the point of concern has passed, because I worry that this new timeline is now a heavy risk producer!"
 * Saldaron: "Understood, Fathaarus. We're going have to keep a close eye to it."
 * Xehanort: (Returns to the Book of Predictions' location)... 10 years... And NOTHING has been achieved... (Dubbed as Thanos) Fine. I'll do it myself. The Chi-Blade has to return... One way or another... Kairi... I'm coming for you very soon.
 * Cobra: (He, Mirage, Fagin, Teen Mang, and The Villain League Council was in the Hearts of Darkness Union members' presence) You wanted to see us?
 * Mirage: Look, if it's about the discovery of who you really are, Mang has already ensured us that though you're not the real Xehanort, you're a vast improvement from that misguided shell of a man.
 * Xehanort: That, is irrelevant, to what we want to actselly talk about... It is about the last princess of heart, Kairi...... My patience has reached it's limit on your lack of success. 10 years. 10 years have passed since the Second Cartoonian War. And we haven't been an inch closer to victory. We had tried to have done something by now. And yet nothing has been achieved.
 * Hades:.... Is this about the Lodge's 10th Anniversary?
 * Xehanort: Is it that obvious?
 * Oogie Boogie: "Well why else would you be bugging us if that wasn't the point of this call-in?"
 * Xehanort: Would I even better interupting your "Precious" time if it WASN'T about this party they're having? It had me thinking. So I am tired of waiting. Time for the Plan Z and, in Nefarious' own words, "Unnecessarily Evil Initiative Omega 91", of the Villain League. Time... For Plan 13.
 * Hades choked on his otherworldly martini upon hearing that!
 * Mirage: (Everyone was shocked) You surely cannot be serious!
 * Captain Hook: "DO MY EARS DECHIVE ME!?"
 * Fagin: "Did, did he just say!?"
 * Maleficent: Plan 13?! Our absurd plan for a full-scale invasion of the Dragon Temple?!
 * Ursula: "Look, I can understand you got tired of the old "Use the Princesses to Bring back the darkspawn and/or create the X-Blade along with other things like getting Spongebob and Spyro and, MAYBE get Cynder back along the way for Malefor's sake", thing, going through stagnation, but has the wait been THAT bad that you resort to this?!"
 * Jafar: "Appearently it has, if he has decided to go through with this!?"
 * Teen Mang: That plan has been lost-drafted since, well, ever since Master Mang has started to ease up on being TOO evil. Sounds more like something Junjie would do.
 * Saix: Things have changed in 10 years. But we haven't.
 * Xemnas: And the only ones to truly blame is all of you.
 * Hades: And there it is.
 * Xehanort: It's time for more desperate measures. It's time you cowards stop taking the Lodgers' antics and go back to your extremist routes.
 * Junjie's voice: "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! HAPPIEST OF DAYS?!"
 * Junjie and his surprised trio were over-hearing this!
 * Junjie: "FINALLY, XEHANORT HAS PUT HIS FOOT DOWN AND FORCED US BACK TO THE CORRECT TRACK?! CELEBRATION?!"
 * The above music started to play as Junjie and his Leopards started to do the can-can victory dance, to the confusion, and in those like Xehanort's case, annoyence, to everyone else.
 * Fagin: "...... You people just made Junjie very happy."
 * Saix: "A price we're willing to pay, for ensuring victory."
 * Cobra: B-B-B-But we stopped that for a reason! Also, the plan was made BEFORE the Dragon Guardian Temple came to have a force shield and many other upgrades and what have you! More impourently, we were trying to secure Kairi as cleverly and strategically as possable!
 * Xigbar: And yet where has it got you?
 * Xehanort: It's time to stop treating this like a game of chess. It's time to get serious. You want the last Princess of Heart? Time to own up. We'll take her by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!
 * Cobra: "Even if it would just incur the High Council's wrath?!"
 * Xehanort: "Look at it this way: When we free Malefor and the other Darkspawn, we'll escape to Skullian Prime, and leave the drained princesses for them. That way, the worse they can do, is prepare for the 3rd Cartoonian War."
 * Cobra: "With all due respect Xehanort, isn't this, just pushing it now?!"
 * Maleficent: "..... If I may, everyone..... Why be so predictable and give the misfits, and likely an army of allies, a free gift of kicking our arses, when we instead, let the Lougers, come to us?"
 * Junjie stopped!
 * Junjie: ".... (Dejected) A'wha......?"
 * Xehanort: "..... Enlighten me, Maleficent."
 * Maleficent: "Let's be honest, we all know how Lord Shen feverously tries to make plan after plan to get around our defenses and get the Princesses of Hearts back, correct?"
 * Fake Ansem: "I remember it like a BAD ITCH?!"
 * Xemnas: "Your point being?"
 * Maleficent: "It's simple. We'll let the misfits, come to us, as previously stated. Likely that party of theirs will lead to the ineditable guilt trip about their own failings in getting those same princesses back just as much we can't get Kairi. And with Shen more, liberal about how whether or not Kairi gets involved, likely he would allow Kairi's involvement, being meant to be the ultamate symbolic insult to the stagnation of this particular plan. But, if we played our cards correctly, we'll send it RIGHT back to them, when they stupidly unwittingly deliver Kairi, RIGHT, to, us!"
 * Young Xehanort: ".... You're seriously suggesting we take the lazy man's way out?"
 * Maleficent: "Well, perhaps it's no, grand scale invadtion, but it's better then just another Louger Thrashing, plus a round of Celestia blowing up our lair and another painful failure, is it not?"
 * Junjie: "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MALEFICENT, YOU KILLED ME?!"
 * Makunga: What did you expect? They haven't opted for your suggestions before.
 * Maleficent: Trust me. The Lodgers' 10th anniversary is the perfect time for them to think about all the princesses we captured. They WILL come for us. I should know. I predicted Aurora's death in my hands.
 * Xehanort: "..... Very well. But to make sure. We need to monitor them FIRST. The greatest weapon those misfits have is unpredictability, and lack of an ability to take things seriously, which typically can annoy us. We need to see if it's possable."
 * Maleficent: "I agree. (Starts waving her hand around the staff) A picture is worth is thoundson words. We shall see, (The Camera Pans into the Dragon Guardian Temple with freaky things flying around) For ourselves."

Chapter 1: The 10th Anniversary Celebration/The Princesses of Heart
Dragon Guardian Temple. Spongebob's Room. Mysterious Tower. Dragon Guardian Temple. Hearts of Darkness Room. Time Void. Kingdom Hearts.
 * Fu-Xi, his usual troupe and Jade Tusk and her clan, arrive at the Dragon Guardian Temple.
 * Donkey opened the door!
 * Donkey: "Hey what're you guys doing out there? The party's inside!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Is that not what you invited us for?"
 * Fu Xi and friends entered in, as all of the other allies and friends of the Lougers were at attencdence.
 * Fu-Xi: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW THIS IS A PARTY WORTHY TO A SON OF A DRAGON GOD?!"
 * Teddie: "DIBS ON THE CHIPS AND DIP!?"
 * Rash: "Where's the punch so I can spike it?! (The Possums charged off)!"
 * Mo Tong: "HEY BEHAVIE YOURSELVES, YOU TWO?! (Charges after them!)"
 * Lady Su: "Do try to enjoy yourself, dear. (Flew off)."
 * Fire: "I'll uh, just wait at the corner if you need me, master. (Flies off there)."
 * Jade Tusk: "I uh, think I'll be with Fire."
 * Huifang: "(Grabs Jade Tusk) Now hold it, sister! We are here to PARRRR-TY?! (Pushes Jade Tusk torwords the party)"
 * Jade Tusk: "HUIFANG?!"
 * Fu-Xi laughed amused to this.
 * Iago and Icky showed up.
 * Icky: "Fu-Xi, my man! You and your friends made it."
 * Fu-Xi: "But alchourse, not often I get invited to celebrations, though I wish it was the case once more."
 * Icky: "Well come right up with us to the Snake Pit Corner, Po's making his kickass noodle soup."
 * Fu-Xi: "Alittle on the nose to give us snakes a corner table called the "Snake Pit", but I'm not offended."
 * Iago: "While your deer friends will get accquinted with our other deer friends."
 * Jade Tusk: "I felt as if that was a pun to something."
 * Huifang: "Oh have a sense of fun, will ya?"
 * Fire was flouting about, as Sparx came up to her.
 * Sparx: "(AHEM!) (Elvis Voice) Thank you, thank you very much for showing up, mamasita!"
 * Fire: "Please go away, I'm trying to be alert for danger."
 * Sparx: "Hey, come on, baby. We're both dragonflies, why not have some fun. Spyro was able to bring up some of those magical, and unsentent, butterflies from the rebooted Classic Spyro world. I bet you would love some."
 * Fire: "I'm from a civilised world where Butterflies are rekitnesed bretheren, barbarian."
 * Sparx: "I said they were unsentient!"
 * Fire: "It doesn't make the prospect of eating even an unsentient counterpart any less, grosume."
 * Sparx: ".... Okay, how's about, I show ya my dance moves! (Starts buzzing around like an idiot!)."
 * Fire rolled her eyes and left.
 * Sparx: "(Starts Scatting!) (Saw that Fire left!).... Oh you tease! (Flies after her!)"
 * Spyro and Cynder were looking in bemusement to Sparx's attempts at a lovelife.
 * Cynder: "..... I'm sure he'll win her over someday."
 * Spyro: "Albeit because Sparx's persistence will start being funny to her."
 * Quidilen: "(Shows up) Cynder, darling, there you are! I came back from the other United Unvierses to bring in gifts! Now, I don't know if you have a taste for AUU soveneers, so, I was able to buy each spefific type! (Shows an entire collection of silly AUU Knitknacks). Oh, and thanks for inviting me to your party! I.... I kinda figured you wouldn't wanted me here."
 * Cynder: "Mom, it's okay, you don't have to feel anxious about whether or not you're welcomed here."
 * Spyro: "It's a mom thing, Cynder, they worry all the time."
 * Cynder: "You also didn't had to worry about gifts. You being here is a gift enough."
 * Quidilen: ".... D'awwww, come here you two (Grabs and hugs the both of them tightly!)."
 * Spyro: "(Strained) Failure, to reckitnese personal space. That's a mother thing too!"
 * Cynder: "(Strained) Noted."
 * ???: "DEADPOOL?!"
 * Deadpool was seen running with all the food from a pissed Lord Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "I DID NOT RECALL SENDING YOU AN INVITATION?!"
 * Kairi: "(Stops Shen) It's okay, Uncle Shen..... It's because it's a non-invitation party. Anyone can come..... Also, he's Pinkie Pie's invited friend."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Blast it."
 * Deadpool snickered.
 * Xandy and Ororo were seen having a girl chat, while Taran was seen having a mock sword duel with Kayley, Robin Hood enjoying good drinks with Little John and supporters, Genie was show-boating before a crowd and amazed them with his magic tricks.
 * Gazelle and Duke looked at all this.....
 * Duke: "..... Well now this is a party! Alot of our pals are here!"
 * Gazelle: "Now this is a feista. Can't wait for Spongebob's big speech."
 * Duke: "Well, provided the guy doesn't get frog-throated."
 * Squidward: "(Knocking on the door as Sandy, Patrick, and Mr. Krabs were with him) Spongebob, are you SERIOUSLY going Fluttershy on us and getting stage fright?"
 * Spongebob's voice: "I'm nervious, guys! I don't know what to say!"
 * Patrick: "Maybe try to open up with Squirl Jokes."
 * Sandy: DON'T, EVEN, THINK ABOUT IT!!!!
 * Patrick: "DUUHH?! OKAY OKAY, NEVERMIND, NEVERMIND?!"
 * SpongeBob: Uh, it's just... Everyone we met for 10 years is here. I'm going to speak in front of ALL of them.
 * Sandy: Try being yourself. That usually works.
 * Squidward: "Depends on which part of himself he should be."
 * Sandy: ".... Fair point. Spongebob, try to be like your Pre-Movie Self in the first three seasons."
 * Spongebob: "Good call."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Let me have a heart to heart with him. (Opens the door to get to Spongebob) Spongebob, I know a 10 year anniversity's a big deal. But at most, it's going to be with people that cared and respect ya no matter what. You founded a group that did so many good things, and defy astromonical odds to save the day, that they would have to be like Squidward to have a problem with ya. Why, I bet'ya they're excited to see ya, boy."
 * Spongebob: "..... Well, I'm, not much to disappoint. (He got on stage and saw everyone including those the Lodge helped in moisodes)... Hey. (Everyone cheered) Welcome to the humble abode of the Shell Lodge Squad?"
 * Skippy: SPEECH!!! (Everyone cheered the same thing)
 * SpongeBob: Well, hardly much has changed since we formed. I mean, nothing big has ever come. I mean, our original series ended because the producer's computer broke. But that hasn't stopped us from continuing our adventures. Sure some things have remained unresolved like the six Princesses of Heart still being at the Mountain of Malefor, but that'll be done soon.......... I hope.
 * Sultan:... Now that I think about it... Why are they still there?
 * Spongebob: "Duh..... Well, Lord Shen is working VERY hard on a particular stragity to address that, actselly.... It's just..... Well the leage keeps adapting against any new plan to rescue them and uh..... Hey, at least we did a good job keeping Kairi out of their reach."
 * Beast: He's got a good point. It's been years since they were captured and we haven't seen them. I thought I'd be free of this curse until the Villain League ruined it!
 * Alice's Sister: You idiots had one job to protect my sister from her own nonsensical wish for a world of chaos, and you lost her! I lay in bed at night worrying about her!
 * Aladdin: Me and Jasmine never got to be married!
 * King Stefan: "Why must our kingdom be depraved of Aurora?"
 * Grand Duke: "The king of the Castle of Dreams is getting terrifyingly impatient!"
 * Grumpy: "YEAH, AND WHEN ARE YOU MORONS ARE GONNA SAVE SNOW WHITE ALREADY?!"
 * Deadpool: This is exactly why X-OvrLuvr deemed this episode unworthy of a redux in his Punch Time Exploders series!
 * Crowd: "IRRELIVENT, DEADPOOL?!"
 * Deadpool: "Just saying!"
 * Spongebob: "Hey, come on guys, give Shen a break, the one thing the Leage kept very confident in is keeping the princesses in their keep! But thing is, without Kairi, they can't really use them for their darkspawn plans."
 * Xandy: "So litterally they ended up doing a 10-year old hostage situation?! Yikes, and the VA LOST TO YOU GUYS!?"
 * Ororo: "I'm equilly amazed they were able to help out Kratos like they did!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR EQUESTRIA?!"
 * Twilight: "Rainbow Dash, don't make it worse!"
 * Hecktor: "Excuse me, Misifits, but is it not understood that the Villain Leage is at abit of an uproar over a controversey about Xehanort's, identity?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, yeah, but.... Cobra likely has it settled by now."
 * Hecktor: "But surely moral is at a severe low now, which means, added to that their demon related plans are on hiatus cause of Kairi's well protected status, is this conversery about a big player not worth the trouble to sneak it and rescue those princesses then and there?"
 * Spongebob starts to get largely unsure.....
 * Spongebob: "(Pulls out a rubber chicken) Hey, what about this thing, huh, huh, huh?"
 * Beast: "OKAY?! I KNOW YOU MISFITS ARE KNOWN FOR YOUR COMEDY, BUT THIS IS TIME TO BE SERIOUS?! DOES SHEN HAVE A PLAN TO RESCUE BELLE AND THOSE OTHERS, OR WHAAAAAAAAAAT?! (Echos)....."
 * Deadpool: "Hoo! That echo eh?"
 * Spongebob blabbers like an idiot as he grew a second mouth!
 * Ignitus: "AHEM?! High Councilers, Mysterious Tower, Urgent Meeting, Now! (To Spongebob) You and the Lougers as well!"
 * Spongebob: "I, I, I-"
 * Gelotodrone: "(Shows up) Don't worry, Absorbent boy, I'll cover for you. (Takes the mic away from Spongebob) Your regularly shedguled misfit programme has been interupted for High Counciler business. Until then, how's about some villain jokes? What's the deal with Team Nefarious?"
 * Pinkie/Deadpool: WE HATE COMMERCIAL BREAKS!!!!
 * Gelotodrone: "..... AWKWORD! (The crowd broke into laughter!)..... Gets them everytime."
 * The Lougers found themselves before the High Councilers......
 * Lord Shen: "...... Look, High Councilers, if it's about the princess situation, I promise that I was still hard at work on it! I just needed to find that RIGHT stragity! It's just the blasted leage kept predicting us!"
 * Merryweather: "It's always excuses with you clowns!"
 * Yen Sid: "Indeed. Excuses, excuses, excuses. The concerning revelation that the princesses are still the Leage's clutches for all this time, is staggering."
 * Icky: "Hey, if it helps, as long as they don't have Kairi, their screwball Darkspawn Plan is dead in the water! The other princesses can't be useable without Kairi, as with Kingdom Hearts logic."
 * King Triton: "True as that is, the people are nonetheless concern about this burdensome neglect of duty!"
 * Spongebob: "Neglect?!"
 * Skipper: "Hey wait a minute now, hold up, WHOA WHOA WHOA! We weren't neglecting the princess rescue, we were just waiting on Shen to make the gameplan!"
 * Cyril: "Skipper, didn't you once criticised North Wind for being nothing BUT game plans and that acting on missions was better?"
 * Skipper: "That's for ORDINARY life-threatening situations. The League's a different beast all together. Shen needs the perfect gameplan for us to use."
 * Ignitus: "Maybe it is not INTENTIONAL neglect, but it is at the least, inadvertent procrastination at best! Our allies are being made very unsure of your capabilities about this, thus they would be more and more reluctant to ask for aide in concerning situations. That is dangerous for your ability to be heroes that they need instead of what they want!"
 * Terrador: "Also, they got a good point! Don't ANY of you think it's about time to rescue those princesses? I mean, yes, the League's Current Darkspawn Plan is motionless without Kairi, but it is not any less of an unpleasent predicerment of those Princess of Heart of being kept in statis and cooped up in the Leage's Ritual Room."
 * Master Chao: "Indeed. It's obvious that patience has worn thin with this."
 * Icky: "Hey, it only became an issue because SpongeBob stupidly brought it up like a jackass!"
 * Spongebob: "I WAS NERVOUS!!!!"
 * Zeus: "Lodgers, the time for excuses and inaction is done! For the sake of maintaining good relations, on your anniversary of all times, it's time to take the rescue of the Princesses of Heart OFF the backburner and it's time for action!"
 * Volteer: "Yay verily."
 * Lord Shen: "But but but but but but but but, (Pulls out a crap load of exspearimental plans) I'M STILL IN MY EXSPEARIMENTAL PHASE!!!"
 * Emperor of China: "I believe it is time for worry less about the perfect plan and just worry about A plan of action at all. You'll just have to make it up as you go along like you misfits always do."
 * Icky: "..... Can it at least wait after the party? (Zeus zaps him!) DOOWA?!...... (Coughs)..... That's a no then?"
 * The Lougers were seen gearing up the Van for this ever crucial trip.
 * Fu-Xi and his possie, Jade Tusk and her clan, Quidilen and Deadpool entered the garage.
 * Fu-Xi: "Excuse me, Misfits, but we're curious: Is this Princess Rescue thing a private operation or can anyone join?"
 * Lord Shen: "Ordinarily I would insist against it, but, Fu-Xi, your strategic brilliance and your little friends, Deadpool's knowledge of League Barracks, and Quidilen's great Scarlet Dragon power, it would at least make this mission less difficult.... ONCE I GET A SRATEGY DOWN?! (Stresses out as he tries to figure out a stragity with his mess of exspearimental plans)."
 * Boy Sora: "Great! (Enters in with Riku, Donald, Goofy and King Mickey, and Kairi) Cause we want in as well!"
 * Lord Shen: "Yes to all but Kairi! Kairi, you're litterally that ONE missing cog to the Leage's Darkspawn plans! If you come, IT'LL END UP BEING LIKE WE'RE GIFTWRAPPING AND DELIEVERING YOU TO THEM PERSONALLY?!"
 * Kairi: Well what if they keep YOU hostage until I offer myself?
 * Icky:... She has a point. We could be bait for her all the same.
 * Riku: Exactly! This is a mission too important for separation. We must stick together on this one.
 * Fu-Xi: No.
 * Boy Sora: Excuse me?
 * Fu-Xi: I think you kids will find we're more than capable of saving ourselves from such a scenario. It's too obvious that the Villain League WANTS us to come. They have Maleficent, a mistress who predicted her murder of Princess Aurora.
 * Boy Sora: We aren't kids. And you heard Shen. The Villain League has adapted to every strategy of saving the Princesses before. We don't know what surprises they have.
 * Fu-Xi: Regardless, the risk is far too great.
 * King Mickey: We take and defy risks all the time. This is supposed to be a team effort. Like it or not, we're all coming with you.
 * Boy Sora: I'm canonly never around with Kairi anyway. And now we're in love. So, we're a package deal. And you might need us for this final attack.
 * Fu-Xi: "Though a non-member, I do have to decidsively insist on that-"
 * Viper: "With all fairness Lord Fu-Xi, even if we kept firm with them, they'll likely secretly get out and follow us anyway. So, we may as well avoid another situation of having a defient Princess of Heart and risk the leage using THAT to their advantage."
 * Fu-Xi: "But even the Peacock had said that if we bring her along, it may as well be like we're delivering her to them!"
 * Lord Shen: "Look, Fu-Xi, I am very cautious about the prospect as well, but the issue is that the leage will adapt to just about EVERYTHING we do! Even if they desided to just stay put, what makes us sure the Leage don't serectly have a desperate plan in the backburner and make a desperate charge at the Dragon Guardian Temple while we were heading torwords the leage base."
 * Fu-Xi: "You guys have a giant forcefield that protects the place, can't you just turn the thing on and leave the ONE remaining Princess of Heart in?"
 * Icky: "They have brainiacs like Dr. Blowhole, Plankton, and Galaxhar to a lesser extent, that'll be able to invent gizmos that'll bust that thing."
 * Fu-Xi: "Well, what makes you think they'll be stupid enough to risk the ire of gods and greater heroes and face a humiliating defeat?"
 * Iago: "Trust me, when they get serious, they'll get VERY serious! Not even Celestia will scare them off forever, even for all the times she blew up their lair."
 * Fu-Xi: "Well why can't you have all those other allies help safe guard Kairi?"
 * Cynder: "Their confidence in us is at abit of a tightrope because of these revelations. The Leage will use that to their advantage."
 * Fu-Xi: "Duh, are you people THIS serious?!"
 * Squidward: "Well even if we told them to beat it, they'll still trail us down anyway."
 * Fu-Xi: "..... Ugggggghhhhhhhh! Fine! But don't expect me to not say "I told you so" when this ends badly!"
 * Gazelle: "Hey hold up, we know this is a muy-muy risky propitisition, but when the Leage is involved, it is always gonna be that way even if we do alot of smart things."
 * Deadpool: "Also, the plot demands her involvement."
 * Fu-Xi: "Can you NOT do that weird meta thing you always do?!"
 * Icky: Yeah, you're the one who always says doing meta jokes bores the audience.
 * Deadpool: Well sorry! Me and meta humor are a package deal. And I'm still going because you owe me for that fake dollar scam of yours.
 * Lord Shen: "Well ordenarly I detest your involvement, but because of your former leager status, you are an actual use to this quest. Also, we did promise a make up for that stunt."
 * Boss Wolf: "Oh, and uh, congrates on getting full Kill-Claimer membership, Deadpool."
 * Deadpool: "Thanks, though S'karen is still abit ornery at me about the, Paradisia insodent."
 * Icky: "Ya pretty much man-lested him, alchourse he's gonna be pissy."
 * Deadpool: "Well, at least he desided to take extra vacation time to cool down the embarrisment of that."
 * Jade Tusk: "Can any of us blame him for that?"
 * Spyro: "Also, Fu-Xi, be assured that Kairi is able to handle herself. She has half the heart of Tyro."
 * Icky: "Oh yeah, that one element of the series we barely touched on since certain episodes because we're trying to be a comedy first and overly drumatic opera second."
 * Spyro: "Ahem! As I was saying, I suspect the power of Tyro is something Mang, even at his worse, fears yet still respects. He and Tyro used to be brothers until they went different paths."
 * Fu-Xi: "And yet she's still subugated to be a damsel in distress to the various times the Leage or the rare different threat managed to get their grip on her, BECAUSE? And it has to be different from that "Because Plot" tagline!"
 * Spyro: "Kairi more so has Tyro's compassion and love. I kinda have the heart assusiated with his power."
 * Fu-Xi: "Is that why you two hang out with eachother all the time? I kinda thought Kairi was having an inter-spieces affair with you and vice-versa."
 * Silence......
 * Spyro: "...... Annnnnnnd you just managed to make my brother-sister relation with Kairi, abit more awkword now."
 * Deadpool: "Kinda why X won't include this element in PTE-"
 * Icky: "DON'T REMIND US!"
 * Lady Su: "My apologies for Fu-Xi's blunt statement, he's mainly an outsider looking in. He doesn't understand the full nature of what goes on with the Lougers."
 * Mo Tong: He should really consider joining someday.
 * Deadpool: "(Wispery) Fore-Shadowing!"
 * The Leagers had witnessed this.
 * Junjie: "D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, THOSE MISFITS KILLED ME?!"
 * Xehanort: "But Maleficent's prediction has been made accreate. Waiting for the misfits to come with Kairi in tow may not be as thrilling as a full-scale attack, but it is generious on reshorces."
 * Xemnas: "You're all dismissed."
 * Cobra: "(As the Leagers left) And here I thought that revelment controversey wouldn't resulted in anything beyond mere backlash, let alone this."
 * Fathaarus: "Saldaron?! (Saldaron appeared) That day has finally arrived. Now it's time for you to do your part."
 * Saldaron: "May as well, it's about time these soft-resets end with this timeline."
 * Saldaron fades off.
 * Vexen: "WHAT?! IT'S HAPPENING NOW, AXEL?!"
 * Axel: "Yeeeeah, the misfits were pressured into finally going after the Princesses."
 * Marluxia: "But we are drasticly under-prepared to prepare for "Xehanort's" real plans and to stop them!"
 * Demyx: "Holy crud man, this is TOO early! The Misfits haven't even gotton to the part with the Giant World-Eating Snake yet!"
 * Larxene: "I'm for one am GLAD we didn't had to wait that freaking long. About time some action occured."
 * Lexaeus: "Indeed, finally some justice occures."
 * Luxord: "But, we are abit, under-cooked."
 * Xaldin: "And there is still Saix and Xigbar. They still haven't gotten enough info about this, "Great Cycle"."
 * Zexion: "Perhaps, we will have to adapt to this. It is time for our own call to action, and help ease the Lougers' challnage that awaits them."
 * Larxene: "Exactly. Also, I want to get rid of our butt-ugly repalcements as soon as possable!"
 * Vexen: "But we have to do it cautiously. We need to make our move, when the timing is right."
 * Axel: "Don't worry, guys. Just follow my little plan, and soon, "Xehanort" will have quite the family reunion he'll never forget."
 * Marluxia: "Then let us not waste time. (Shadow portals appear). Time to be ready."

Chapter 2: Storming the Villain League Castle/Kairi Is Captured
Villain League Castle Grounds Stragity Picture Vision. Present Villain League Lounge Room Meanwhile Blowhole's Lab Meanwhile... Hearts of Darkness Union Room. Xehanort's room. Leagers' Location. Xehanort's Location. Ritual Building Louger's location. Leage's Location. Lodgers' Location Blowhole's Lab Ritual Room. Flashback. Ritual Room. Leager's Location. Flashback. Present Outside Villain League Castle Louger's location. Mysterious Tower, several hours later.
 * Kairi: (She, Sora, Riku, and the Lodgers sat together in a cave around a campfire)...... I still can't believe those princesses were trapped for this long.
 * Icky: I blame Scroopfan's computer breaking in progress of our Goofy Movie moisode.
 * Boss Wolf: Well, it's been 10 years since we first formed, and that's not even touching what we went through sense.
 * Kairi: I find myself always thinking about them. It took me until now to bring it up.... Especially with me almost dying, canonly, and not from something like that underhanded 'Jigglodon' choice long ago.... It makes me wonder how many more alternate timelines we have to deal with since Saldaron said that the Timelords had resetted certain worlds, including our own, ever since the actual games' time period. Espeially since he also brought up that it lead to the accsidental advent of Divergent Timelines.
 * Icky: "Oh, I know. They're like alternate timelines but, not offictally, as they're more like incompleted growths stuck a grey-area space within a time butterfly and are usally hard to interact with. The Timelords REALLY screwed the pouch with this one."
 * Lord Shen: "(Was seen working hard on a long-defelupting stragity) Do you all mind?! I am trying to devise the stragity on how to break into the Princess Keep? It is usually a well guarded place and the ONE element where the Leage are extremely compident in! I am figuring out what would work and what doesn't!"
 * ???: If you're going to get your rescue mission over with, you must understand that there's more than meets your eyes. (Saldaron appeared)
 * Krebs: Oh, it's you again.
 * Saldaron: Indeed. I have heard that you are finally planning to free the Princesses of Heart.
 * SpongeBob: You heard right. They've been trapped for too long.
 * Lord Shen: "THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T GET A PROPER STRAGITY DOWN!? WE COULD'VE OTHERWISE FREE THEM AGES AGO?!"
 * Saldaron: Still, the fact you are making an earnest effert at long last, is admirable. However, you must understand what you are up against. Since your timeline split from the timeline where Kairi had died, the High Council wasn't the only ones who adapted. I have stated before that Mang had created a new Xehanort with assistance from Architect. I must inform you that the timeline is still,..... Well I don't wanna say "New", so how's about: Still in Prime. And such timelines can easily catch up to the main timeline before they actually become an alternate universe.
 * Iago: How would you know? You've created so many paradoxes it must be hard for a time lord to keep track of all of them.
 * Saldaron:... (Chuckles) You misfits are so naive. I know all of them.
 * Kowalski: That doesn't seem physically possible for even a Cheshire Cat.
 * Saldaron: Well, frankly, then you haven't had the foggest of how much more then that I truely am.... Where do you think Cheshire Cats came from? We're not necessarily normal cats with ghostly and/or unusal powers. Have you ever heard of Schrodinger's cat?
 * Skipper: We SHOT Schrodinger's cat!
 * Private: "SKIPPER?! ANTI-CATISUM?!"
 * Skipper: "Don't worry, private, Schrodinger's Cats are basicly sub-outer gods with cat features, they're not nessersarly really what they're simulating."
 * Saldaron: I'm sure you did, and yet it lives, and yet it dies. It is here, and yet it's not. It's a quixotic phenomenon as old as time itself. One of infinite possibilities, as long as it remains unobserved. Yet to become a thing is to know a thing. Schrödingers are shackled by the infinitesimal number of probability and possibility. Such Schrodingers, like yours truely, (The group were surprised by this) we are, a gesture chasing our unknowable tail across the endless horizon of the multiverse. As long as we are self-aware, we are everywhere and nowhere. But mortals cannot mentally compensate without aid. If a mortal has such shackles, they and their infinite counterparts are conjoined. Infinite minds in one. Schrödingers have no infinite counterparts, because they ARE the infinite counterparts. And believe me, you would NOT believe in the crazy things I had seen in my service. Memories and minds at war for the same living space. Schrödinger avatars are a haunting figure in the endless vista. With that, an avatar is unable to recognize themselves. They become neither alive, dead, or even undead. They become abstraction. An imaginary number.
 * Frank:.... What did ANY of that mean?
 * Icky: "He litterally just confussed that he's a sub-outer god cat that transsends beyond different versons of realities and alternate timelines."
 * Saldaron: "Well, yes and no. Shrodingers are not nessersarly TRUE outer gods due to being of mortal origin. But we are outer god-like due to our, unigte powers beyond understanding. Basicly, I'm what some would call, a Devient. A force that is not of intention by any Intended Outer God. Though Time Councilers were generious enough to adopt us into service. Though due to their strict nature, it is not always a peaceful relationship. Even with my Time Counciler. And he's usually one of the nicer ones. Because they care heavily for the Time Butterflies, that even so much as a case of timeloop stomich cramps can drive Time Councilers particularly angry with demands!"
 * Spongebob: "Wow, they sound rough."
 * Saldaron: "Don't worry, they're tough but fair. When pleased, they are exceptionarly congradatory."
 * Saldaron: But you must know things have gotten serious for the Villain League. You don't know what they may be up to. It could be a trap.
 * Goofy: A trap?
 * Saldaron: Think about it. They want Kairi. So, by taking this to their advantage... They could be playing you into their clutches.
 * Shen: (Laughs) Foolish cat. I considered that before we even left.
 * Saldaron: And you're sure they wouldn't know you'd have a plan, and get around it?
 * Shen: "I had considered that they would consider that so I am prepared for it!"
 * Saldaron: They could be watching you through a crystal ball.
 * Shen:... F***, you may be right..... Fu-Xi, can you ask your mother to block out any viewing magic connections?
 * Fu-Xi: "I already was on that, Squeakers is already working on a potion to help her with that."
 * Mo Tong: "It's MO TONG, and yeah, I am working on that."
 * Shen: Why didn't we do that before we got started?
 * Donald: What, we can't do everything in a heartbeat.
 * Fu-Xi:... I didn't understand a single thing he said.
 * Sam: "You could always just read his subtiles."
 * Fu-Xi: "Subtiles?"
 * Max: "Oh, right, you're not aware of the Forth wall cause you haven't been fully lougerised. My mistake."
 * Donald: Since when did I get... Wait, are we talking the KH subtitles I have?
 * Kairi: (Giggles)
 * Quidilen: "Ahem! Everyone, can we please focus on that desired stragity."
 * Lady Su used Mo Tong's readied potion to release a mist that blocks out any possable visions to the villain leage.
 * Lord Shen: "Well fortunately, we can now."
 * Mo Tong: "Up to 10 hours as most."
 * Lord Shen: "Perfect, I can be able to offer stragities in a fraction of that time. (Brings out a stragity) Here's Stragity number 1."
 * (Lord Shen): "We're all very aware that the Princesses are held in a ritual kept in a seperate tower often away from the Leage Fortress near proxiniy to the Mountain of Malefor. Typically, the Princesses are watched over by the usual presence: Rosco and DeSoto, and Chaos' leftover double-gangers of Aladdin, Jasmine, and Genie. Now, Sykes' mutts are usually of limited concern since I can have Dodger and his team contend with them, but it's Shadow Aladdin, Scourge Jasmine, and Evil Genie that has me worried. The trio have been transmutated to have Seeker of Darkness qualities by Xehanort to have them be stronger defenders of their hostage cache. Last time we dealt with them ended poorly.
 * (Iago): He lost all his tail feathers, it was hilarious. (Rip) YEOW!! Not again!!... I probably deserved that.
 * (Lord Shen): There are also rumors that outside the building that heavy amount of patrols of Gaul's forces, Skabb's forces, Some of the Queen of Hearts' unlucky Heartlessified Card Soldiers, and many of our enemies' usual barrage of minions and monsters are guarding this building on the outside. Now, before we stupidly suggest we just have Gazelle go out there and kick their tushies her power is beyond them, keep aware that the Jabberwocky has been said to be out and about as well, and he will give out a loud roar that'll alarm the League, and put the ritual building under heavy lockdown. Hence why, we need to sneak by these forces, enter the building, make quick disposal of the building's indoor defenses, free the Princesses, and make a b-line back to the safety of the Dragon Realms before the villains became aware of what happened!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Hmmmm, interesting propisition, but it has flaws. For one, I would imagine that Rosco and DeSoto would smell a rat about Dodger's sudden presence in the building, and would likely bark to get outside security attention, and I doubt any battle with those three evil dopplegangers would be a quiet battle. The biggest factor we need to remove, is the outside security forces themselves. May I suggest we distract them?"
 * (Lord Shen): "Well, yes, but with what?"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Well obviously it can't be any of you misfits cause you're expected company at this point. You would need to distract them with the one element they can't expect. A non-louger will have to be out there and serve as a live-bait distraction for the large League forces. And FYI, Kairi is too obvious. Has to be something they far from expect. That's where Rash and Teddie come in. They're masters at being annoyences, and the Jabberwocky won't take them seriously enough to sound an alarm, but enough to try and go after them for being pests."
 * (Rash): "It's what we do."
 * (Lord Shen): "..... My bloodly george, that's..... That's brillient!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Yes. And once Rash and Teddie lead the minions as far away from the building, we can then go in and THEN take care of the present security in that fastion. Though to be safe, the small members like the mantis, milita penguins and the crippled bat would have to disable any communication systems to prevent any alarms from there."
 * (Skipper): "I like your sytile, Fu-Xi. Consider it done."
 * (Fu-Xi): "But above all else: Keep the idiots close to the group, AT ALL TIMES, to prevent stupid accsidents from undermining things."
 * (Spongebob): "Don't you think that's abit excessive?"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Be honest, how often has idiotic misteps have often ruined these such prior attempts?"
 * (SpongeBob):... Solid point.
 * Lord Shen: But let's be cautious about this. Some may be smart enough to see through the distractions. It's a matter of asking 'why's there some random cheerful idiots in this evil land deciding to randomly pester us'. That's definitely the cue to act and alert. (As they were watched by the Villain Leaguers via a crystal ball)
 * (Fu-Xi): I've considered all possibilities of the villains having common sense. We should have smooth sailing ahead.
 * Makunga: (Scoffs to himself)
 * Plankton: This is way better than those destroyed video tapes of them. They have NO idea we're expecting them!
 * Sykes: Well they do, but they are unsure of it.
 * Carnage: (Chuckles) This IS entertaining, though. Right, dad?
 * Venom: We're so overjoyed. My fights with Spidey were more entertaining than this... AND WE'RE OWNED BY DISNEY NOW!! We must owe our respects to Mr. Excelsior himself.
 * Etemon: Well it's still entertaining nonetheless. Who wants popcorn?
 * Xehanort: People! We must be serious, remember?
 * Galaxhar: "Wait, I thought the snake said his rodent friend's potion would disable our ability to see them, how are we still able to see this?"
 * Mack Salmon: "I suspect it may be of a slow respondse, but I would imagine it would kick it any moment now."
 * Tai Lung: "Well we'll be fine for as long as-"
 * Mo Tong's voice: "Wait, My fault! I accsidently used the recipe for the slow vision blocker!"
 * Fu-Xi's voice: "SERIOUSLY SQUEAKERS?!"
 * Mo Tong's voice: "MO TONG?!"
 * Lord Shen's voice: "Don't worry, we'll just sit here and wait for it to kick in, then we'll discuss our other stragity when it does."
 * Cobra: "..... And alchourse the misfits would be smart enough to deside another plan apawn the discovery of the rodent's misfired selection of a vision blocker." (Makunga burst into laughter)
 * Makunga: But still, that was still stupidly funny of them to not ask about the kind of vision blocker spell first! Idiots!
 * Pete: "But now they're gonna use a plan we won't know about cause of a vision blocker! Once it kicks in, we'll be blinder then steriotypically blind bats! If only we have a fancy spying bug like they do!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Ohhh, funny you mention that. See, it's abit of a hobby of mine to create eviler versons of the Pen-gu-in Kolwalski's inventions for in case we would have need of them. It does include their spybug."
 * Mirage: Glad you imbeciles are FINALLY trying for once.
 * Jafar: I concur. This is something I thought I'd never see.
 * Dr. Faciler: "But what makes ya sure the misfits won't be cautious of a sudden pest problem buzzing around them?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: Oh, this is a different kind of spying bug. It's not a fly.
 * Dr. Facilier:... Then what is it?
 * Kowalski: (Small robotic mosquitoes were seen in a swampy area where the heroes were coming through as they bit them and injected nanites into their blood which moved into the eye and projected a screen on Blowhole's computer)
 * Blowhole: (Each POV nanocamera appeared with Kairi's, SpongeBob's, Spyro's, and Shen's being the biggest screens)... It's foo-oo-oo-oolproof.
 * One of Maleficent's Goons: Why would it be foolproof when it needs to fool them?
 * Maleficent: (She blasted him) DON'T TAKE IT LITTERALLY, IDIOT!
 * Blowhole: But wait, there's more. These nanobots can monitor the misfits' brain activity and health. This will give us a leg-up on their next move.
 * Xigbar: Good work, Blowhole!
 * Sephiroth: Does it come with mind-control?
 * Blowhole: This is supposed to be subtle, so no. But it is something to consider as a patch update in the future.
 * Pete: Well we'll take what we can get. Kairi will soon be ours.
 * Fagin: "Then it'll be a hot-skip of a jump to free the Darkspawn."
 * Xehanort: "Oh sure, sure... I'll, go see the other Hearts of Darkness Union about this matter. (Leaves)."
 * Cobra: "..... Xehanort has been acting rather, different, lately."
 * Mirage: "I'm sure it's just fatique on how long it took until this point that we're FINALLY doing this."
 * Cobra:... Maybe. But still, we will have to disguss this with him as soon as we contend with our latest Louger Headache. (Makunga Scoffs!)
 * Makunga: "Louger Headache he said, and we're watching from their persective thanks to Blowhole's gizmo! HA!"
 * Cobra: "IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE A PUN, MAKUNGA?!"
 * Makunga: I KNOW!! (Laughs)
 * Xehanort (Overhearing it from the doorway)/Cobra:... (Face-palm) Ugh! This better be worth it!
 * Saix: "Me and Xigbar, have things to do as well. (The duo leave)."
 * The Ritual Building was seen, as mess of minions were guarding it, with the Japperwocky resting on the top.
 * Saix and Xigbar appeared before the minion masses.
 * Villain Leage Shocktrooper: "Xigbar and Saix sirs! (Salutes)..... What're your orders?"
 * Saix: "..... (Readies his weapon as Xigbar readies his weapons)..... You all may want to reconsider guarding this place."
 * The Minions were surprised!
 * Assassin: "(Flew in on his Dreadwing) (Muffled) WHAT NERVE YOU HAVE TO DRAW WEAPONS ON US?!"
 * Saix: "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
 * Xigbar: "I think he was either asking "What nerve do you have to draw weapons on us" or "Butt-hurt dooaaas blue peons punus."."
 * Saix: ".... I'm gonna assume it's the first one. Ahem! See, it's because, I'm expecting friends, and they have better things to do, (The other defect Organisation Members arrived from shadow portals), Then contend with you phathic louts."
 * Axel: "Hey, Saix, I see you just about got the party started."
 * Ape Commander: "TWO OF THE HEARTS OF DARKNESS UNION HAVE BETRAYED US TO THE ESCAPED DEFECTS?! ATTACK?!"
 * The Minion Armies charged!
 * The Organisaition readied their weapons.
 * Demyx: "WHO'S READY TO ROCK?! (Uses his gitaur to summon a forcefield that slams all the minions hard and slams them into defeated piles of nothing!)......"
 * Japperwocky: "(Growls)..... (Climbs down from the building and snarls at them)....... I'll deal with you, myself. (Hisses)."
 * Larxence: "Ugh, don't spit out your tongue at us, lizard breath! (Throws a weapon into the Japperwocky's tongue, impaling it as the beast snarled in pain!)."
 * Axel: "Okay, ugly.... Get ready to die like what the real you did, you puppet replica. Got it memorised?"
 * The Japperwocky angerly prepared for battle.
 * Axel: "Yo, Saix, want to take down this sucker with me?"
 * Saix: "This abomination had it long coming." (They turned their Keyblades into Vorpal Blades and decapitated the Jabberwocky after pinning him to a wall)...
 * Axel:... Now back to the task at hand.
 * Larxene: Indeed.
 * Xigbar: Now let's make sure these louts don't expose us. (He magically sends them into very dangerous magical woods with the Villain League Castle in view)
 * Demyx: The Ritual Building is ours now!
 * Axel: (They entered as they saw Belle, Alice, Snow White, Aurora, Jasmine, and Cinderella in stasis)... Still as beautiful as the day they were kidnapped in the original timeline.
 * Voice: "Well, well, well, you misfits got ballsy."
 * Shadow Aladdin, Scourge Jasimine, and Evil Genie emerged, as they are joined with Bad Po.
 * Bad Po: "You misfits got more ballsier then expec- (Was surrpsied by the fact it was the defected Organisation Members)..... HEY WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT THE F***?! YOU'RE NOT THE LOUGERS?!"
 * Luxford: "Your right.... (Readies his cards) We're MUCH worse."
 * Bad Po: "..... (Saw Saix and Xigbar) Hey, what're you two dips***s doing with them?"
 * Xigbar: "Try viewing it like, we're resigning."
 * Bad Po: ".... Tch. No problem. All the more asses for me to kick. Evil Genie, do your thing."
 * Evil Genie roared as he started to conjure magic!
 * Xigbar: (They used their magic to undo their existence just as the magic volleys approached them)...... God they're annoying.
 * Larxene: Agreed. Now let's get back to work.
 * Xehanort was about to enter when he spontantiously sensed something!
 * Xehanort: "..... No.... Not this soon?! Not now?! (Breaks into the room and surprising the other members)! The defects are back and they're distrupting everything?!"
 * Jafar's Heartless: "Say no more, Master. We'll contend with them. (He and the other members vanish)."
 * Xehanort: "...... This is going to the crapper too soon?! I need to secure my book!"
 * Xehanort entered his room, and gasped to see that Teen Mang was shockingly looking at the Book of Predictions......
 * Xehanort: "..... YOU MORONIC PEST, PUT THAT DOWN?!"
 * Teen Mang saw Xehanort and yelped!
 * Teen Mang made a run for it!
 * Xehanort: "COME BACK HERE, YOU PEST?! (Charged after him)!"
 * Xehanort pulled out his own dark Keyblade and started to fire attacks at a panicy Teen Mang as Teen Mang yelped like a cowerd!
 * Xehanort: "UNHAND MY BOOK NOW, OR I WILL ENSURE YOU WILL REGRET IT?!"
 * Teen Mang: "MASTER?! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!?"
 * Cobra: "(Became shocked) Teen Mang?! TEEN MANG?! (Runs off to the shorce of the yelling!)"
 * Pete: "Oh don't tell me them Lougers pulled one of their famous sneakies on us!"
 * Maleficent: "No, it, it, it's actselly a force stronger, yet darker then them!"
 * Junjie: "Well worse case scenario, Teen Mang could've gotten into his room and touched his over-precious secret book that he kicked me out of his room for that one time I was made to do chores and that I can STILL feel that boot of his! (Silence)...... What?"
 * Mirage: "..... Did you say, "Over-Precious Secret Book"?"
 * Junjie: "Well, I, assumed it was his private thoughts journel or something. Though I could vaguely guess it's weird title. Something among the lines of "Predictions" or what have you....."
 * Maleficent got very surprised.....
 * Maleficent: "...... XEHANORT HAD THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS, ONE OF THE HEAVILY GUARDED MISSING BOOKS OF THE INFINITY LIBARY WITH HIM ALL THIS TIME?!"
 * Junjie: "Wait a minute, WHAT NOW?!"
 * Mirage: "Maleficent, what do you mean?!"
 * Teen Mang was chased by Xehanort into the Leage's main throwne room as Xehanort fired more attacks and wrecked the place in the process trying to hit Teen Mang!
 * Xehanort: "HOLD STILL, YOU LITTLE FAILED EXSPEARIMENT?! UGH, WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO GIVE THAT IDIOT MANG HIS OWN VERSON OF HIMSELF?!"
 * ???: "WHAT THE FUCK, XEHANORT?!"
 * Xehanort was surprised as he saw Mang.......
 * Xehanort: "...... Ohhhhh, drats."
 * Mang: "WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
 * Xehanort: "Oh, uh..... Teen Mang stole my private journel!"
 * Mang: "...... Mini-me?! What's the big idea, young man?!"
 * Teen Mang: Um... I can explain?
 * Xehanort: I doubt it. You are in big trouble. Cobra? Give him the worst spanking of his life.
 * Cobra: Of course, but I must ask, why do you have the Book of Predictions as your private journel? (Xehanort was surprised by that)! That book belongs to the Infinity Library!
 * Xehanort: "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!"
 * Cobra: "Oh come now, I may not be cosmicly aware, but I WAS Oogway's student, who's enlightentment allowed for a form of cosmic awareness! And I'm more then capable to reckitnese the freaking book of predictions and the Infinity Libary! Speaking of that, SERIOUSLY, WHY DO YOU HAVE THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS, MAN?!"
 * Xehanort: That's none of your concern. Now do your job on watching the Lodgers!
 * Cobra: No! I want answers right- (Xehanort snaps and wipes the memories of the Villain League's knowledge of the book)
 * Xehanort:... Have Teen Mang punished for going where he shouldn't have!
 * Cobra: (Hypnotized) It will be done, Master Xehanort!
 * Teen Mang: (Hypnotized) Aw darn it! (The two left)
 * Xehanort:... (Sighs).... That was close. When the Great Cycle is done, that little delinquent is going to be the first one to go! (Locks the Book of Predictions up harder with magic)...
 * Jafar's Heartless: Excuse me? I don't think you belong here. (He and the other Hearts of Darkness Members caught the defect organisation to secure the Princesses)
 * Axel: YOU!
 * Rourke's Heartless: (Shrieks)
 * The Creeper: SEVERAL KIDS GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!!
 * Roxruek: Let's teach them a lesson, shall we?
 * Xigbar: How about you try it?
 * Jafar's Heartless:.... As you wish. But not because you asked.
 * The Organisation and the Hearts of Darkness began fighting!
 * Icky: "After some time talking since the Vision Blocker came into effect, I think this time we finally found the perfect plan this time around-"
 * Deadpool: "WAIT A MINUTE?! I just remembered, I meant to warn you guys that Dr. Blowhole has a real bad copycat problem and has been known to copy Kolwalski's stuff, and it MAAAAAAAAAAAY include your spybug! Only he might do it differently enough that he could've infected one of us!"
 * Silence......
 * Lord Shen: "....... GRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! THEN THAT'S ANOTHER PLAN WE CAN'T USE?!"
 * Skipper: "Kolwalski! For safety reasons, we can't afford any plan making until we scan EVERYONE for potaitional Blowhole probes."
 * Kolwalski: "Sir."
 * Fu-Xi: "I'll be sure to have Mother to blind and deaf the infected so the leage can't use them to monitor us."
 * The Leagers groan at this!
 * Pete: "D'OHHHHH, THAT DEADPOOL?!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "HOW DID WE FORGET THAT WE USED TO DRAG THAT IDIOT AROUND WITH US?!"
 * Plankton: "Well great?! Now it's only a matter of time before they find the infected members and render them blind and deaf and stupid to our plan?!"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "(Sighs), It was good while it lasted."
 * Scroop: Someday we WILL kill that bastard!
 * Carnage: He can't die, stupid.
 * Scroop: Those power-nullifying collars in his second movie and his own carbonadium swords would beg to differ. Death knows it'll make her happy.
 * Maleficent: Fools! All you must do is throw off their suspicion! Allow me!
 * Kowalski: (Maleficent made the nanobots disappear from the Lodgers eyes just as Kowalski scanned them)... Nothing. We're clean.
 * Deadpool: Well not clean, but you know! (Scoffs wildly and laughed)
 * Fu-Xi: Thank goodness.
 * Maleficent: (Destroys the nanobots) We have all the information we require regardless.
 * Jafar: "But they litterally said they won't use the current plan anymore. And even then, they're smart enough to not risk something if they suspect something!"
 * Maleficent: "I-..... Ohh, poo."
 * Blowhole: Couldn't you just put those nanobots back in the Lodgers?
 * Maleficent: No. The Lodgers would ask if we used magic to hide it. (Shows them asking themselves that as Merlin magically scanned them through her scepter)... See? If they were brought back, it would've been over. No more of those nanobots. And likely, the Lougers won't use that plan anymore out of caution.
 * Blowhole: Then how do we watch them?!
 * Galaxhar: "Wait, I just realised something..... Weren't we talking about something else?"
 * The Leager's got confused by that......
 * Carnage: What WERE we talking about?
 * Mack Salmon: "I think it was something about, a book."
 * The group got abit of memory back through a migrain!
 * Pete: "GREAT WALT DISNEY, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Plankton: "Did we.... Just got a bit of memory back?!"
 * Mirage: Whatever it was, we must worry about it after we get Kairi. The Lodgers are coming after us quickly, and we can no longer afford setbacks. Now let's find Cobra and Teen Mang and alert the security teams.
 * Tai Lung: "But what about whatever their new plan is going to be?"
 * Mirage: "We'll just have to wing it and be ready for surprises."
 * Junjie: "If you say so."
 * The Hearts of Darkness Union began dropping like flies and disapate into nothing as it was down to Jafar's Heartless!
 * Jafar's Heartless: "(Got surroudned by the defect Organisation)..... This is not suppose to go down like this! The Book of Predictions promised that we would assend to greatness!"
 * Axel: "Sorry, but the thing is, the Book of Predictions can sometimes change it's mind on things. Any intional forwarning it gives will become inaccreate to time's ever changing mind. And you got the bad luck that time changed it's mind again."
 * Jafar's Heartless: "Well don't get cocky, cause any second now, he's gonna come in here and stop this little charade! (Nothing occured)......."
 * Axel: "..... That is, unless he knows that there's no helping you now."
 * Jafar's Heartless: "...... WHY ISN'T HE HERE?!"
 * Axel: "Well, if I had to guess...."
 * The Leagers found a hypnotised Mang and Teen Mang, Maleficent smacked the both of them out of it!
 * Cobra: "I MEAN IT, XEHANORT, GIVE UP THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS NOW, SO HELP ME, I- (The Leagers got mingraines from that).......... XEHANORT?!"
 * Jafar's Heartless: "..... Ohhh. I, don't suppose it's too late for me to switch sides now, right?"
 * Axel: ".... Adios, dickhole. (Snaps fingers as Jafar's Heartless bursts into flames!)"
 * Saix: Good riddance to bad rubbish!
 * Axel: Now let us return to business.
 * The Leagers surround and complain angerly to Xehanort, this time he can't cheap-snap his way out of it!
 * Cobra: "WHY HAVE YOU KEPT THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS A SECRET FROM US?!"
 * Maleficent: "WHY DID YOU ERASED OUR MEMORIES?!"
 * Plankton: "WHERE'S OLD MAN JENKINS?! (The Leagers look confusingly at Plankton)..... What? Just thought I lighten the mood here."
 * Junjie: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS TOMFOOLERY?!"
 * Cobra: "AM I TO ASSUME YOU WERE BEHIND JUNJIE'S NONSENSE IN THAT ONE TIME SPONGEBOB FORGOT WHO HE WAS?! AND THAT IT EXPLAINS WHY YOU BLASTED THOSE SENTIENT HEARTLESS BACK WHEN THE MISFITS WERE DEALING WITH A KEYHOLE IN BERK?! IS THAT WHAT THIS WAS ALL ABOUT, XEHANORT?!"
 * Xehanort: "..... (Angerly gives up) FIRST OFF, STOP CALLING ME XEHANORT?! YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW I'M NOT THE ORIGINAL XEHANORT?! HE'S LONG PLACED IN KINGDOM HEARTS EVER SINCE THE SOFT-RESETS?!"
 * Hades: ".... Soft-Resets? Are we bringing Undertale Logic into this now?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Surely you simpletons saw what occured in the 3rd entry of the Kingdom Hearts game! What occured in that event, invoked the time councilers to try and remove his existence with soft-resets?! That's why the disney worlds involved in those times, are like they are now?!"
 * Cobra: "..... Is that why-"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Yes?! It was EXACTLY why Architect brought ME forth with YOUR help, Mang?! At least, back when you took things seriously, in the time before the Second Cartoonian War?!"
 * Cobra: "Architect, I don't understand, why do you want to make a, "Xeyhandmort"."
 * Architect: "It's "Xehanort", and trust me. This man is connected to the power, of Kingdom hearts."
 * Cobra: "Ohhh, Oogway once told me about that realm. Troubling things tend to happen with that realm."
 * Architect: "Well trust that I want the Darkspawn to harness these powers."
 * Cobra: "I don't know, Master Architect. Darkness of Kingdom Hearts tends to be addicting. Look at what happened with the infamous Mothrons."
 * Architect: "Be assured. When done correctly, we can have an unlimited army, of Heartless, Nobodies, and Unversed. Maybe a dark Dream Eater or two, but let's worry more about the big three."
 * Cobra: "And, your positive this won't, backfire, Architect?"
 * Architect: "Depends, you do wish to appease Malefor after his willingness to bring you into power Oogway denied you off, correct?"
 * Cobra: "..... Yes?"
 * Architect: Then it's time to stop holding back. You must take risks again. Is that not why the Darkspawn chose you from the beginning?
 * Cobra: "Well yes, but Kingdom Hearts?"
 * Architect: ".... Try, looking at it like this: Think of the kind of power you were denied off from Oogway, and imagine it incrised, tenfold?"
 * Cobra:......... Go on...
 * Architect: "Envision it, if you will.... A tireless force of minions, incapable to think for themselves, made to mindlessly follow your orders, to a capital T. They will not relent or give in. They, will be tireless."
 * Cobra: ".... Well, I mean, just relying on the Darkspawn Warriors alone will have the issue of limitations, and, we could use that extra push now that I think about it."
 * Architect: Then let us begin. Believe me, Mang... Great things are sure to happen.
 * Nega-Xehanort: "AND THEN I WAS MADE?!"
 * Pete: "Duh..... I know we already realised this guy was a fake, but, IS THIS FOR REAL?!"
 * Cobra:..... Regretably, I took Architect's ambition too seriosuly as I had always did, espeically when Dark Shen happened. Alas, it's true. This Xehanort is the earliest pre-Second War creation and was respondsable for why Radient Garden saw an attack from the Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed that got involved with the Darkspawn attack. The original timeline where Xehanort was redeemed was split and given a time dilation.
 * Voort: Time dilation?
 * Cobra: "Well, you know, the "Soft Resets" he brought up. The Time Lords tried to undo the events of Kingdom Hearts 3 so many times that eventually, they settled for one where Xehanort as he truely was, didn't existed. But they didn't count of Architect's ability to be chronologically aware of the altered timeline. So, where we are now, with this defecter, what was meant to be an eviler twin to the original, turning against us."
 * Junjie: "BUT HOW DID A BOOK SUCCEED IN THAT?!"
 * Teen Mang: "In the book, he, he...... HE WANTS TO USE A SCARY APOCALYSE TO BRING KINGDOM HEARTS INTO OUR UNIVERSES?!"
 * Fagin: "But some of us can ALREADY summon it's top three creatures, isn't that over-kill?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "It isn't for that..... The Great Cycle, is so much more then that!"
 * Hades: "THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "A cataclysmic event that is meant to return ALL worlds into Kingdom Hearts, faster then just opening the door to it can do! It's power can bring it's creatures to massivey invade all worlds, and usher in, a realm where it's causer can rule! A realm, I intent to create! And I had to do it, via making you idiots do pointless things like making the misfits wanted even when WE were the criminals here and why you dolts are still on the Princess of Heart Plan when these many years of stagnation would've made you give them up by now cause their defence of Kairi placed you all in a stalemate?!"
 * Mirage: "SO YOU WERE NEVER SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING THE DARKSPAWN?! EVEN WHEN YOU WERE MADE ONE?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Happly, I resign that position. Let's just say, I'm after power, GREATER, then just demonic powers."
 * Junjie: "Duh, duh, THIS IS TIREK ALL OVER AGAIN?!"
 * Galaxhar: "Cept Tirek STILL IS A DARKSPAWN?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "THE DARKSPAWN ARE OLD HATS ANYWAY?! THEY HAD THEIR TIME TWICE, AND WITH THE LOUGERS, IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SERIOUS REMINANTS, EVEN THE ARCHITECT, ARE FOUND AND BANISHED BACK INTO THE BANISHED REALMS, WHILE THOSE TURNED INTO UTTER JOKES ARE THROWN IN IMPRISONMENT?! I may be old, but I know when something isn't hip anymore! Besides.... I always thought Malefor was an overambitious fool anyway?! (Mirage yowled angerly) Even a purple dragon, could not look passed his basic desires and realise TRUE power within Kingdom Hearts other then free labor in it's creatures?! Even the Architect could've been more enlighten then that!"
 * Cobra: "THIS WAS EXACTLY THE KIND OF THING I TRIED TO WARN ARCHITECT ABOUT IN THOSE PRE-WAR TIMES?! Well, I am going to abort this mistake for good! (Readies Medailian) I brought you into this world, and by Malefor's might, I'm gonna bring you out of it?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Go ahead, Mang, see what happens."
 * Cobra: "(Angerly charges up his meddailian)."
 * Chrysalis: "Mang, wait, I think he's just trying to bait you into a trap-" (He fired as Xehanort just rebounded it with a magic portal and destroyed the medallion)
 * Cobra:... No! NOT AGAIN!!!!
 * Xehanort: (His Organization Members surround the villains)... I think it's time, for some new management.
 * Nega-Xehanort: (Kicks all the Villain Leaguers out) YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CROSSED ME, FOOLS!
 * Mirage: YOU TRAITOROUS MONSTER!!! YOU'VE BEEN HIDING THIS NIHILISTIC PLAN OF YOURS SINCE YOU CAME?! WHAT IS THIS 'GREAT CYCLE' SUPPOSED TO ACCOMPLISH?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: You've always known that the True Xehanort's ulterior goal is to balance good and evil, Mirage.
 * Cobra: "BUT THAT XEHANORT WAS A MISGUIDED TWIT ABOUT IT?! YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO BE MORE EVIL?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: Oh yes, I am more evil then Xehanort the True. But when he stopped at getting the X-Blade, now I wanted to atthive what he wanted to do, via a powerful destruction of the universes! When you and Architect separated me in two, you chose to risk my own goals. My lighter side was nothing, because he ruined your plans for Kairi in his own timeline. I am the real Xehanort by virtue that I am actselly loyal to darkness. The one you trusted with making you the best Villain League you can be. Then you tossed me to the wind, because of, formalities, that you grown to soft to what darkness can REALLY do beyond, childish sceames and cartoon villain shenanagans! But how does one truly balance good and evil as a villain? How does one show the trueness of good and evil in harmony? How do dark and light, balance? These questions run through my mind as I watch this miserable dimension. Cartoonish. Comedic... Foolish.
 * Tai Lung: "Well to be fair, this series is primarly a comedy, so-"
 * Nega-Xehanort: And now, finally, my time has dawned. I brought all I am to this fight, body and soul. But is it enough? How do our capabilities compare? The Lodgers can humiliate and shame even the most bloodthirsty of conquerors, if not villains in general like they were NEVER meant to be taken seriously as unware servenets of darkness. They can earn the trust of those from other dimensions. And triumph from even the biggest threats, that could've give them life anew. What in the infinite sea of the multiverses can a minor soul possibly gain, to defeat something like that? How does one defeat such a force of nature? The answer is clear. The Great Cycle. Observe! (They see a heart-shaped moon and the same thing was seen on all worlds in the UUniverses)...... The Great Cycle is the union of realms that was, and never was. Nothing, and something. The Lodgers are the pinnacle of hope and achievers of the universally impossible. Nothing mortal, immortal, or even beyond, could possibly defeat them. If they were to storm in right now, they WILL win. But I, am nothing like you. Nothing like any of their opponents. The Great Cycle is the invasion of infinity. Invasion universe-wide, consumption into the void that never was, until the nothingness becomes the somethingness. And yet the somethingness becomes the nothingness. A world where fate is under the control of only one person...... ME!
 * Cobra:... I never knew you saw this so passionately.
 * Junjie: "And I thought Hundon had a pretty talent for words."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Now, it'll only be me, and my creations."
 * ???: "Yeeeeeeaaaaaaah, I don't think they're a thing anymore. (The Original Organisation 13 Members showed up).... (Axel Holds Jafar's Heartless' Hat) Got it memberised?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "..... I see you desided to spare the misfits the trouble of dealing with my creations."
 * Jafar: "Annnnnnd there goes my doppleganger."
 * Clayton: "For the better, personally. That guy was a prick."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Ugh. Another defying deviation against the Book of Predictions. Has the cosmic forces, desided to defy it's will?"
 * Axel: "Funny thing about predictions, "Xehanort"........ They aren't always right."
 * Zexion: "The universe itself has deemed you an abominable abnormality that must be cleansed. Your ways are at an end."
 * Larxene: "Also, you're a dick, and you're gonna die for it."
 * Nega-Xehanort: ".... It's a pity you would turn against the man respondsable for your existence."
 * Saïx: "That's the thing..... The real Xehanort is put to rest in Kingdom Hearts..... You, are but a glorifived replica. And it's time, you are outmoded."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles confidently)..... So, Siax, I take it you were never a serious ally to the Leage then, as well?"
 * Mirage: "OH COME ON, SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Saix: "..... I guess you can say, I delfelupted a will of my own with the true Xehanort gone. I was planning on leaving eventually, cause their antics were starting to get annoying..... But this unexpected deviation of your precious book of Predictions...... Heh, I couldn't ask for a better way to give my resignation."
 * Xigbar: "Same. Ya really lost me when ya turned out to be a fake. Now, I wanna be a free man like the others."
 * Marluxia: "We are beyond being Xehanort's toys now. We shall write, our own destenies."
 * ???: "Then perhaps, you would care for a second opinion."
 * Xehanort's Heartless, Xemnas, and Young Xehanort, to Teen Mang's shocked betrayal, stand by Nega-Xehanort's side.
 * Xemnas: "Even if not the original, he still offers great power. It would be a shame to turn against that."
 * Vexen: "That's the thing..... Even if you succeed in creating your demented idea for a paradise, as one would say, "There'll always be a bigger fish". There can exist forces that match the power of Kingdom Hearts, even be greater then it, that even if you best all inrealm oppisition, it'll only be a tandrum these forces themselves will have to quell. And trust me, their methods are absolute and overwealming. They will wipe your tainted universe clean, into a new blankslate for a replacement to come with time."
 * Young Xehanort: "A challnage we'll welcome, in time. Be assured that the Great Cycle will give us power great enough, that we will be on a leveled playing field with them. And if we have to.... We'll get stronger with every great cycle to other universes and dimentions. Even the insignifigant ones. Either way, we'll become like army ants finally strong enough to bring down humans. Even the cosmic forces, can face defeat."
 * Vexen: "..... A bold statement....... But I noticed that, you're missing someone. (Moves aside for a charging Vanitas to battle cry and began to battle with a surprised but still prepared Young Xehanort)."
 * Vanitas: "I ALWASY KNEW HE WASN'T MY REAL MASTER?! AND YOU ARE ALSO FAKES, FOR MY MASTER'S REAL CREATIONS WOULD NEVER BE LOYAL TO A DOPPLEGANGER?!"
 * Young Xehanort: "True..... We're not like the originals. We are tied to his repalcement. (The two began to fight!)."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "An unfortunate truth, Vanitas, that you allow Nostalgia to rule you. But not an unexpected ineditablity. (Summons Terra-Xehanort)...... I am prepared, to replace you. (Raises his hand) And at least he, is more obedient! (Points as Terra-Nort charged!)!"
 * Axel: "And now, for a surprise of our own. (Ansem the Wise appeared and used his own weapon to beat back Terra-Nort!)"
 * Terra-Nort: "..... GRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Ansem: "..... If you seek a battle, then it shalt not be me..... But your old comrades."
 * ???: "TERRA?!"
 * Terra-Nort looked confusedly at the arriving Aqua and Ventus!
 * Ventus: "It's us! Your friends?!"
 * Terranort: "..... (Terra's voice) Aqua? Ventus?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Seeker, Xenmas, dispose of those two?! (Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas flew forth and charged at the two!)"
 * The two entered armored mode and began fighting with Xehanort's Heartless and Xenmas!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Laughs)..... Were they the best surprise you go, Ansem?"
 * Ansem: "...... There is, a part two."
 * An Inigo Blue Was seen forming inside the Fortress.
 * Cobra gasped in surprise!
 * Cobra: "...... T....... T........ Tyro?"
 * Suddenly, the fortress explouded!
 * Dr. Blowhole: "D'OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AG-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN?!"
 * The mist faded, as Tyro was reveiled.......
 * Terra-Nort: "...... (Terra's voice) Ty, ro?"
 * Tyro: "...... Terra, you need to fight it. Don't let this replica of a dark past control you."
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Oh no you don't?! (Gets a stronger control of Terra-Nort) ATTACK?!"
 * Terra-Nort charged as both it and Tyro began to fight!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Looks at the Organisation)..... But don't worry..... I haven't forgotten about you bunch. (Summons forth a collection of pocessed Boss Level Haartless, A Behemoth, A Dark Thorn, A Grim Reaper, an Illuminator, a Kurt Zisa, Volcanic and Blizzard Lords, Ruler of the Sky, Storm Rider, and a Darkside.)...... See...... I got friends for you too. (The Organisation got ready)...... DISPOSE OF THEM?! (The Summoned Heartless Bosses charged at the Organisation as a fight broke out!)...... (Looking at Ansem) Got any more surprises?"
 * Ansem: "Yes. (Readies weapon).... You being bested by my hand. (The two started to fight!)....."
 * Roxas and Xion looked on at the battle.......
 * Roxas: "...... Looks like they got their hands full."
 * Xion: "..... Now, we can proceed with leading the Lougers here."
 * The Group got out and saw the Leage Fortress got wrecked, along with seeing a Kingdom Hearts' moon......
 * Boy Sora: "..... KINGDOM HEARTS?!"
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Iago: "(This video)"
 * Deadpool: "..... Huh...... That's different."
 * Quidilen: "..... Uh, this is my inner AUUian speaking from my Darkness Qui days, but..... Are, giant Heart-Shaped Moons, normal around here?"
 * Boy Sora: No. It's the sign that a world is about to be consumed by Heartless and become a part of Kingdom Hearts.
 * Quidilen: "There's a kingdom, for hearts?"
 * Saldaron: "Kingdom Hearts is assentually a large outer dimention that expands it's reach to many realms in the Multiverse, though it's enfluence is espeically strong here."
 * Quidilen: "..... And that moon being here, is bad, right?"
 * Riku: "Trust us. We know from exspearience. A world coming to Kingdom Hearts, isn't typically fun time for everyone."
 * Pang Bing was freaking out with a migrain!
 * Gazelle: "Pang Bing! What's wrong?!"
 * Pang Bing: "...... I don't wish, to alarm anyone..... But it is not just this world in danger. Many moons like this have appeared in other worlds!"
 * Donald: "WHAT THE?! THAT ISN'T NORMAL EVEN FOR KINGDOM HEARTS?!"
 * Saldaron: "I fear, this isn't your conventional Kingdom Hearts-based armageddon."
 * Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed began to appear everywhere from small shadow portals as the armies charged torwords civilisation!
 * Spyro: "They're running back the direction of Dragon Realms New York and the Dragon Guardian Temple! We need to stop them?!"
 * Saldaron: "It won't do you any good. Even if you take down a good number, they'll overwealm you eventually, and hold you down until they can drag you into Kingdom Hearts, or even turn you into a mindless drone like them if your suited for it."
 * Lord Shen: "Also, THERE IS THE MATTER OF THE PRINCESSES, SPYRO?! THE ONES THE HIGH COUNCIL MADE US PROMISE TO BRING BACK ON A SILVER PLATTER?!"
 * Spyro: But what about everyone in New York?
 * Saldaron: It's occurring everywhere else. There's nothing you can do but finish the job on saving the Princesses.
 * Kairi:... (Sighs) He's right. I've seen the Heartless' power of numbers. They're like an infinite army. We must save my fellow Princesses of Heart!
 * King Mickey: Then let's move! (They fought their way through the Heartless, Nobody, and Unversed onslought, arriving to the ground ruins to find the Organization Members fighting the Boss Heartlesses and Nega-Xehanort fighting Ansem, even Tyro fighting Terra-Nort to their surprise!).... Okay, seriously didn't see this coming."
 * Ansem: "The lougers? No, it's too soon! Roxas and Xion were suppose to- (Nega-Xehanort force-pushed Ansem the Wise away!)"
 * Nega-Xehanort: Hello, Lodgers. We've been expecting you. (He used his magic to levitate Kairi to him)
 * Lord Shen: KAIRI!!!
 * Nega-Xehanort: See? This is what those fools in the Villain League SHOULD have done.
 * Fu-Xi:... I-
 * Lord Shen: Don't say it! We had no way of knowing for sure!
 * Nega-Xehanort: Well... (Kairi was put in stasis) The collection is complete.
 * SpongeBob: XEHANORT, I KNOW FREEING THE DARKSPAWN IS ALL TOO TEMPETING TO YOU AND YOUR POWER HUNGRY DESPOT PALS IN THE LEAGE, BUT YOU BETTER LEAVE KAIRI ALONE?!
 * Nega-Xehanort:... But what good is the Darkspawn to me?
 * Sora: (Everyone was confused)... What?
 * Icky: "Bubububububububububububububububub, BUT THAT WAS LITTERALLY WHAT YOU GUYS SPENT TEN YEARS FOR?!"
 * Ansem: "(Gets up), Why, didn't Roxas and Xion found you yet?"
 * Axel: "(Holding off a Blizzard Lord) Wanna bet Xehanort's new entourage may've started to cause troubles for them?"
 * Ansem: "(Sighs disgruntled), The one flaw to my counter-plan."
 * Boy Sora: "WAIT, ANSEM THE WISE?! THE ORIGINAL ORGANISATION MEMBERS?! FIGHTING AGAINST THE HEARTLESS?!"
 * Icky: "Wait a minute, what's going on here, I thought you were tight with those guys!"
 * Vexen: "Wait a minute, (Dodges an attack from the Volcano Lord), You mean to tell me you simpletons haven't figured it all out by now?!"
 * Demyx: "Fair's fair, they can't always be ahead of every bad guy's game. (Blocks an attack from Kurt Zisa)."
 * Larxene: "Ugh, remind me again why we have to relie on these clowns to-"
 * Icky: "HEY?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!"
 * Cobra: "WELL AS IT TURNS OUT, THIS DEFECTER CLONE OF THE ORIGINAL XEHANORT HAD ULTIEROR MOTIVES?! HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE DARKSPAWN ANYMORE, OR, LIKELY AT ALL IF I WERE TO GUESS?! HE WAS SECRETLY KEEPING THE BOOK OF PREDICTIONS FROM US, AND HIS CREATIONS WERE IN ON THE WHOLE SHABANG TO CAUSE A SUPER-APOCALYSE TO HAPPEN TO SEND ALL WORLDS TO KINGDOM HEARTS AS ONCE, VIA THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
 * Shifu, Soothsayer and Merlin gasped, as did Lady Su!
 * Shifu: "THE GREAT CYCLE?!"
 * Deadpool: "OH NO?! NOT THE GREAT CYCLE?! ANYTHING BUT THET GREAT CYCLE?!....... Da f***'s the Great Cycle?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "..... Imagine a typical case of a world going to Darkness, but it happens to all worlds AT ONCE!"
 * Silence.......
 * Icky: "...... So, wait...... WHAT WAS WITH ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT MAKING US WANTED EVEN WHEN THAT WASN'T CONSIDERABLY REALISTIC OF A VILLAIN TEAM TO DO AND HOLDING ON TO A DEAD PLAN FOR 10 YEARS SINCE THE INCEPTION, IF YOU WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT HELPING MALEFOR'S ASS OUT?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Cause originally I wanted to pan things out in a war of mutrition until eventually you get soggy and incompident till FINALLY we get Kairi! But it was starting to get old when the League were being no less moronic then you twits?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well, ya only think that because MSM thinks that, cause fair's fair, Season 13's a long time off from now."
 * Icky: "Not helping thet Season 3 is blouted with episodes."
 * Quidilen: "OKAY, HOLD THE PHONE?! Are you saying you've gone Yarge-Out and planning to cause a universeal apocalyse?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "That's a unique spin to it, but yes."
 * Ansem: Yarge-Out?
 * Icky: It's the AUU term for 'Benedict Arnold'. A traitor.
 * Cobra: "BUT WHY THE DEVIL DID YOU DECIDED TO DO THAT!?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Same way I got the book. I was, enlighten, by my secret benufactors that convinced me, that the Darkspawn, are failed servents of darkness and deserve to ROT in the Banished Realms."
 * Cobra: "..... OH BLOODLY HELL, DID SOME DAMN MOTHRONS USURPED YOUR LOYALTY FROM US?! CAUSE WHO ELSE WOULD SAY "SERVENTS OF DARKNESS" BUT THEM?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "That's for me to know, and you to might not find out. Seeker, Xemnas, Young Me, Terra-Nort! Stay here and finish all these fools off?! I have matters to attend to! (Disappears with Kairi and the other princesses)"
 * Spyro/Boy Sora/Spongebob: "KAIRI?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "I STILL SAY THAT BRINGING HER HERE WAS A BAD IDEA-"
 * SpongeBob: WE KNOW BRINGING KAIRI HERE WAS A BAD IDEA!!! DON'T RUB IT IN!!!!
 * Fake Ansem, Xemnas, Young Xehanort and Terra-Nort appeared before the misfits after ditching what they were currnetly battling.
 * Icky: "..... We really should've just waited until Season 13."
 * MSM: And spend countless years getting there? F*** that noise.
 * Deadpool: Say it, bro.
 * Iago: Don't use Deadpool as a mouthpiece!
 * SpongeBob: Well now what do we do?
 * Shifu:... We must go to the High Council. You must be informed of the Great Cycle.
 * Fake Ansem: "Don't you DARE ignor us- (The Defect organisation pounce onto Xehanort's loyalists and began fighting them along side the Heartless Bosses)"
 * Axel: "Yeah, Misfits, maybe leave these chuckleheads for us. Go ahead back to your High Council bosses, got it memorised?"
 * Icky: "Annnnnd, we're outie! (The Lougers made a run for it!)"
 * Fu-Xi: "THIS ALL COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED IF WE JUST LEFT KAY-RAY BACK IN THE-"
 * Lord Shen: "STOP BEING A BLOODLY PRICK ABOUT IT?! AND IT'S KAIRI?!"
 * Yen Sid: (Heartless, Nobodies and Unversed were seen invading the UUniverses as many people with their own Keyblades and others from the party having been sent out to deal with the new problem were seen fighting them off until finally being overwhelmed by their numbers)... (Sighs) Well this is bad.
 * Merryweather: No duh!
 * Master Chao: Well I feared this day would come.
 * Merlin: As did I. We must find the 13 Clash Keyblades before they do.
 * Tigress: Can someone PLEASE explain what is going on?! What is the Great Cycle?!
 * Icky: "Tigress, DID YOU NOT PAID ATTENTION TO WHAT NOT-XEHANORT SAID?! ARE YOU BEING AMNIESITIC AS MERLIN RIGHT NOW?! HE LITTERALLY SAID IT'S A BASIC KINGDOM HEARTS THING ON STERIODS?!"
 * Tigress: "I did hear him, the problem is that HE WAS VAGUE ON WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?!"
 * Icky: "WELL HE SOUNDED PRETTY DAMN CLEAR TO ME, PUSSY CAT?!"
 * Tigress: "WHY YOU IDIOTIC-"
 * The Lougers broke into arguements!
 * Yen Sid: SILENCE!!!... Tigress is right. The Great Cycle is when all worlds are consumed by Kingdom Hearts, creating a world where the worlds that was and never was unite, and nothing ever changes except with the power of one person. Nega-Xehanort aims to be the person to control it as soon as he forges the X-Blade.
 * Willie: Well the thirteen Keyblades that make it have been lost for severalillion years.
 * Merlin: And finding the ones who clashed them is out since the UUniverses are crawling with Heartless.
 * Fauna: Lucky for you, we happen to have the location of all of them.
 * Banzai: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THEM FOR SAFE-KEEPING IF YOU KNEW THIS WHOLE TIME?!?
 * Rafiki:... Because they're already safe where they are.
 * Banzai:... Can't argue with that.
 * Merlin: Though I feel they won't be for long. We must retrieve them.
 * Donkey: Sounds like another whirlwind adventure.

Subchapter 2: Monstropolis
Monsters, Inc.
 * Mike: Oh, boy, am I glad you guys are here! All right, listen, we got a major emergency on our hands! One so big, we don't even have a number for it!

Subchapter 3: Kingdom of Corona
Corona Dungeon Flashback The Flashback Shattered Like Glass Meanwhile... Flashback The Flashback was Torn Out By Deadpool Old Corona Later...
 * Captain: You're seriously telling me this guy is your only hope of finding this 'Keyblade'?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah. Rapunzel did say she saw something similar to the Uniter emblem in his lab.
 * Captain: Do you have any idea how risky this is?
 * Rapunzel: I made a promise to myself that I'd save his father, and this time I'm keeping it no questions asked!
 * ???: OH, SURE!! NOW YOU WANT TO HELP WHEN IT'S A STATE OF EMERGENCY?! (Varian was seen brooding darkly in his cell)... I'm suddenly worth the trouble NOW, because I just so happen to be connected to something impourent to these aliens?!
 * Fu-Xi:... THIS sad little nerd actselly gave your kingdom trouble?
 * Spyro: He looks... Harmless. Rapunzel? What did you do to him to get him in here?
 * Rapunzel:... I... Sort've... Turned him down when his father was trapped in unbreakable amber.
 * Tigress:... Care to explain yourself?
 * (Rapunzel): Well at the time, my parents left and put me in charge of the kingdom. It was hard for sure, but then a crazy winter storm came out of nowhere. Things were getting bad, especially since Mom and Dad went missing... But then...
 * (Varian): Then you turned your back on me! And as acting queen, that was the biggest mistake of your life!
 * (Shenzi): Geez. Circumstance is a bitch.
 * (Icky): "Ya know Raps, ya could've tried to say to the kid that you add helping his dad on the bucket list once the storm was passed."
 * (Varian): "THAT'S THE PROBLEM?! BY THE TIME THE STORM LEFT, MY FATHER WOULD ALREADY BE GONE?!"
 * (Rapunzel): He's right. And the storm was apparently tied to the curse of this demon named Zhan Tiri, and it was quelled by this weather device made by a scientist named Lord Demanitus.
 * (Varian): Alchemy!
 * (Rapunzel): What's the difference?
 * (Varian): Trust me. There's a difference.
 * (Deadpool): "Ya know, ya could've at least asked again AFTER the storm stopped being a problem."
 * (Varian): "..... Ya don't get it. That amber's unbreakable if it's not prevented as soon as possable. My father's stuck there."
 * (Fu-Xi): "..... Well in that case, sucks to be you."
 * (Viper): "Master Fu-Xi, with due respect, that's the LAST thing he wants to hear from us!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Oh come now, he's acting like a child acting as if his father would've lived forever otherwise!"
 * (Varian): "...... ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPLY HE'S DEAD?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Well ya don't see the Musquito from Jurrassic Park walking out of that kind of s*** saying "I'm all right, I just need to walk it off"! Hate to be the bad news barer, but daddy dearest is now destined to be a museum piece in some far-off future alien museum should he be discovered."
 * (Icky): "DUDE?! I know you have mental issues, but, CAN YOU NOT?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Hey, you guys didn't listened to me about dragging Kay-Ray along, so-"
 * (Spyro/Shen): "IT'S PROUNCED "KAIRI"?!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "So what reason should I have to heed your words?!"
 * (Lady Su): "Fu-Xi, behaive!"
 * (Fu-Xi): "Okay okay, I'm sorry.... Just, still pissed that these nitwits didn't listen!"
 * (Icky): "WE GET IT, BRINGING KAIRI TO RESCUE THE OTHER PRINCESSES WAS A DUMBASS MOVE, DON'T RUB IT IN?!"
 * (Rapunzal): "ALL OF YOU PLEASE, CALM DOWN?!..... Arguing or giving Varian false ideas is not gonna help anyone or go anywhere. And I don't believe Varian's father is dead."
 * (Gazelle): "You'll, have to forgive them, Kairi was as close to us as Varian is clearly close to his father. She was taken from us by a far from desireable person. Please, try to be paient with their..... Personal Trials."
 * (Varian): You're lucky I'm still behind bars or I would be tearing out your fangs and using the venom to kill someone, I don't know who. It wouldn't be easy, but if I die trying, it would be for my father.
 * (Quidilen): "Now, young one, your willingness to honor thy father is admirable, but it's tainted by being mad at the wrong people. If you were gonna be mad at anyone, be mad at those that pressure her into favoring helping the kingdom. She is obviously inexperienced and new to being a ruler and is not used to make harsh decisions. If it helps, I suspect her parents, more exspearienced rulers, would not be quick to sacrifice anyone to their fate and would've found a compromise."
 * (Varian): "Well, then clearly Rapunzal is NOT like her parents, now is she?"
 * (Icky): "Hey give the poor lady a break, she was afraid to look like a lousy queen to sacrivice helping an entire nation, just to save ONE guy! There wouldn't people that could've been UTTER doughebags to her cause she didn't put the nation before one guy! It was a lose-lose situation! A move like you were suggesting of forgoing helping Corona for your dad, could've sparked a rebelion borned from bitterness cause people would've felt abandon! And trust me, people can turn on Monarchies, stupidly easy if they think their ruler SUCKS!"
 * (Varian): Well forget it. I screwed everything up for myself and it's HER to blame.
 * (Rapunzel): YOU THINK I LIKED TURNING MY BACK ON YOU?!
 * Rapunzel: (Varian was actually surprised at her unexpected reaction) Let me tell you something I tried to tell you since you got arrested but you were just too filled with anger to listen! What I did to you that day, WAS A NIGHTMARE!!! When I broke my promise, I broke MYSELF!!! I was afraid of being QUEEN!!! PASCAL ALMOST LOST HIS LIFE STOPPING THE STORM!!! I WAS HYPNOTIZED BY ZHAN TIRI, FOR CORONA'S SAKE!!!!
 * Lodgers/Varian: Wait, what?!
 * Rapunzel: Yeah. When we turned on the Demanitus Device, we freed a disciple of Zhan Tiri named Sugracha the Eternal and she brainwashed me into HELPING HER TRY TO FREE HER MASTER!!!!
 * Varian:...... That's seriously the best you could come up with?
 * Rapunzel: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHHGGGHHH!!! (Tries and fails to pull her indestructible hair out) THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I FEARED DOING WHAT I DID TO YOU WOULD FEEL LIKE!!!! SON OF A- (Kicks a bar with her barefoot as it hurt and started hopping holding it)
 * Icky: See? Told you wearing shoes was practical.
 * Rapunzel: OH SHUT UP!!! Ugh!! Varian, if you're going to be difficult, we'll find the stupid thing ourselves!!
 * Gazelle: I think what he needs is proof. Have you tried telling him about Cassandra and the Moonstone and all that stuff?
 * Varian: Cassy? Psh, I'm over her. You think I give a flying feather about her anymore?
 * Rapunzel: You should, quite frankly, because she betrayed us.
 * Varian: "..... Wow, you are just TERRORABLE at keeping your friends, aren't you?"
 * Rapunzel: OH FOR THE LOVE OF, UGH, THIS IS SO TYPICAL!!! I ALWAYS THOUGHT THERE WAS SOME GOOD IN EVERYONE, BUT YOU PROVED ME WRONG!!! YOU, VARIAN, ARE A SOCIOPATH!!! IF YOU THINK GETTING YOUR FATHER OUT OF THAT STUPID AMBER AND PROVING YOUR WORTH IS THAT IMPOURENT, THEN, THEN... Ya know what, HOW'S THIS FOR PROOF?! WITHER AND DECAY, END THIS DESTINY, BREAK THESE EARTHLY CHAINS, AND SET THE SPIRIT FREE!!!
 * Captain: WAIT WAIT WAIT, THAT'S NOT A GOOD WAY TO- (Her hair and eyes turned black as everyone around her including Varian got sick and weak with everything slowly dying)
 * Lord Shen: (Coughs blood into his wing)... WHAT IS THIS?!
 * Captain: It's... The Hurt Incantation. The opposite of-
 * Icky: SHE ALREADY TOLD US- (Vomits)
 * Varian: (Falls weak)... WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?!
 * Rapunzel:... (Slowly turns back to normal)... THAT, is your proof. This incantation is the opposite of what my hair's magic. It doesn't heal. It kills. I had the TERRIBLE misfortune of learning it. (Sings the healing incantation as Merlin restores their health) DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?!
 * Varian:... DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK YOU'VE EARNED MY HELP AFTER YOU ALMOST KILLED ME?!
 * Rapunzel: WELL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU WOULD LISTEN ANY OTHER WAY!!!! I'VE LEARNED A LOT MORE ABOUT THOSE BLACK ROCKS SINCE YOU WERE ARRESTED!!! AND YET I TRIED TO TELL YOU THE PROGRESS I MADE, AND INSTEAD ALL YOU DO IS THINK ABOUT THAT STUPID TIME!!!
 * Varian: "Well pardon me, that I had to live with A CONSTINT REMINDER BACK IN MY CAVE OF MY DAD BEING TRAPPED IN AMBER?! THAT WOULD BE LIKE, IF YOU HAVE TO LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH THE PETRIFIVED STATUES OF YOUR PARENTS?! I DOUBT YOU'D FARE ANY BETTER, PRINCESS?!"
 * Rapunzel: I WAS RAISED BY A THIEF WHO KIDNAPPED ME JUST FOR MY HAIR!!! SHE TRIED TO KILL EUGENE WHEN I THREATENED TO TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HER!!! THAT'S WAY WORSE!!!! BUT YOU?! I EXPERIENCED TRAUMATIC NIGHTMARES, I HAD TO BLOW UP IN MY DAD'S FACE FOR LYING TO ME ABOUT THE SUNDROPS AND MOONDROPS, MY HOME TOWER WAS DESTROYED BY THOSE BLACK ROCKS, AND THEN YOU MAKE IT WORSE BY TRICKING ME INTO BREAKING THE LAW, COMMITTING TREASON, AND DISOBEYING MY FATHER, THE KING!!!! YOU THINK YOUR PROBLEMS ARE BIGGER THAN MINE?! MAYBE YOUR FATHER DESERVES TO BE IN THAT AMBER SO HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO SEE HOW MUCH OF A HEARTLESS BASTARD YOU BECAME!!!! (Varian paused as well as the others)... Varian, I didn't me-
 * Varian: That's some way to get help. No wonder Cassandra betrayed you.
 * Rapunzel: Varian, that's not-
 * Varian: No! Forget it. I'm not saying a word. You brought me here. This is what happens when you don't keep your promises. You misfits can find that emblem yourselves. Good luck anyway, my lab's probably long gone by now thanks to those rocks.
 * Captain:... He may be right. Since that fateful day, much of his lab has been destroyed except for his father's amber. The emblem could've been destroyed along with it.
 * Rapunzel: Well, I don't care. This is about a threat bigger than Zhan Tisi, and I didn't even think that was possible. Varian obviously doesn't care about ANYTHING if he's just going to let everything around him die because he puts his own pain at the center of the UUniverses. I thought there was some good left in him, but apparently I was wrong. He can rot for all I care. Come on! (They left)
 * Varian:... YEAH GOOD RIDDANCE!!!... (The group were long gone at that point).......
 * ???: You foolish boy. Haven't you put it together by now? You have been used.
 * A shadow portal formed as a horrendusly scarred Mothron came forth, where even the face is scared up as his lips are gone, leaving exposed, painful-looking exposed gums as black-ooze like blood crawled in his body, to the shock of Varian!
 * Varian: "(Covers mouth) Ogghhh, ohhh, I think I'm gonna hurl agan?! (Pukes epicly)!?"
 * Mothron: "(Sighs in bliss), I always love that reaction. The emotional  pain , of the very SIGHT of me, only fuels me."
 * Varian: "FOR THE LOVE OF THE DEVINES, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND WHAT HAPPENED?! ALSO, WHO ARE YOU?!"
 * Mothron: "I take it you are not familier, with Profligo the Hurt?"
 * Varian: "Pro, Fligo? Wait.... You, were from that old temple with the meriad of symbols, I saw that depiction of you..... And it, wasn't any better then your looks."
 * Profligo: "But clearly, a depiction doesn't not uphold the power of the original sight. Now does it? (Breaths on Varian, which caused him to hold back more puke)."
 * Varian: "(After losing to the puke and vometing again)..... IS THERE A POINT TO THIS VISIT OR ARE YOU JUST HERE TO TORTURE ME?!"
 * Profligo: "Oh don't get me wrong. I, am here on serious business....... I just couldn't resist the angish you produced."
 * Varian: "(Looks away from him closing one eye) What are ya, some kinda, demon, zombie mothman?"
 * Profligo: "I am no hellspawn. Nor a necromorthic carcuss..... Though admitingly, appearencewise, I'm not far off from looking the part. I, am a Mothron. And one so infamous that even my equilly dark people could not bare the sight of me."
 * Varian: "THAT COULD BE BECAUSE YA LOOK LIKE YOU GOT MAULED BY SOME DEADLY CREATURE, OR SUFFERING SOME KIND OF FLESH EATING VIRUS?!"
 * Profligo: "This, masterpiece, is not work of any outside force, whether creature or microbe. I brought this to myself, to fuel my power, based on pain, angish, and deteriation."
 * Varian: "Power, based on PAIN?! WHAT KIND OF MASIKIST ARE YOU?!"
 * Profligo: The perfect masochist. Pain actually DOES give me power. It's agony... But agony is something I learned to live with. Hence the appellation 'Profligo the Hurt'.
 * Varian:... Well why are you here? What do you want from me? What do you mean by me being used?
 * Profligo: "You see, the princess, though by all means far from being akin to the ill-adoptive mother that is Gothal, is but a child trapped in an adult's body. She has no capability of being a ruler, and her parents are introdusing the standerds too late for this to be rectifived. At best, she is merely, unrelieable at ever helping your father even if she had shooked her respondsabilities as a royal. At worse..... She doesn't even have a smidge of what she would've done anyway. After all, the amber shares the same power as her healing excess hair. It would've just made things worse."
 * Varian: "..... (Sighs depressed).... Then I feel like I got mad at her for nothing if she wasn't able tp physically help."
 * Profligo: "Don't misunderstood, boy. That actselly makes her failure of promise more damning, because she wasn't even fit to keep promiseses she might not always be in the position to maintain. She's worse then a misguided child. She's a misguided child that allowed these powers to give her a god complex and misguidedly deemed herself a benvolent goddess among mortals, but has allowed herself to be enslaved to mortal laws, and thus can't help anyone not connected to the intermediate kingdom."
 * Varian: "..... She..... Doesn't act like a god-wannabe?"
 * Profligo: "Perhaps she lacks most of the common traits of False God Mentality, but she does bare the misguided belief that these powers allowed anything to be possable, just because she prevented the man, Flynn Rider, from dying, even at the original cost of the powers. She began to suffer from overcompidence and failure of humility, and the return of these original lost powers, has not helped. As a Mothron, I wouldn't call her, evil. Trust me, we Mothrons are the children of Mother Darkness. We best reckitnesed evil. But, she is an exsample of typical mortal greyness. Mortals are not always the purest of beings. Sometimes their morality is not always well scaled and balenced. They can be tempted by power, and fall ever so closer to be even only minor servents of darkness, and gained misguided aims for their idea of a perfect world, when they would only atthive the oppisite. A common danger of these misguided wishes, is the need of more power, and that, is where YOU would've came in. She wanted to find the original Uniter of this world, to become stronger in heal powers, and then, to transsend beyond having to put up with the same limitations that costed her companionship with you. She wants to be come an all-powerful healer."
 * Varian: "..... And, that's, bad...... Whhhhhy?"
 * Profligo: "Ughhh, not surprised you wouldn't understand this since you mortals are too easily lulled by positive things that play into your narsisitic and vain traits and your feeble attraction and gravatation to good things. Try, to reckitnese this...... No one thing can ever exist without true, absolute balence. The Lightflies beloved Mother Light, is NOTHING, without Mother Darkness, as the sun is a flaming ball of death if the moon doesn't exist to quell it's fire, whilst also ice would've prevent life or restrict it to limited variments if not for it's weakness to heat, and life would hardly be as over-enjoyed as it is not, if not for ineditable death to all mortal kin. And healing, can't exist, without pain. Pain is what comes first. It is a raw, primal, underappresiated but all impourent factor of balence that inspires mortals to take better care of their feeble bodies and fragle lifeforce. It's why not every mortal is easily attracted to doing otherwise stupid and questionable activities just as jumping off cliffs or bridges, venture into dangerious realms, or even tempt the powers of the cosmics to trifle with their many gifts. Without pain of all kinds and the fear of it's presence, mortals would be more and more reckless, and the universe is out of balence. And an unbalenced Universe, (Holds a familier dark tablet), Is, a doomed one. (Shows Varian an Xexaxez Depiction as Varian screamed as whale sounds were heard!) (Quickly takes it away when he felt his point is made)...."
 * Varian: "(Phathic wimpering) What, WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Profligo: "If you mortals thought the darkspawn lord, Zhan Tiri, was the worse thing to fear in this world, he is nothing but a burdensome little imp, compaired to the cosmic forces that can litterally remove his existence as if he was not really there. The cosmic entities are firm enforcers of balence for all universes part of a sea of many types of others beyond your mortal imagination. And our friend here, (Show Varian again for a quick 3 seconds as he yelped before took it away, interupting a whale moan), Is an exicutioner of defilers of this balence. And that broken child of the girl, and her enabling alien friends, only risk their ire, if they find Lady Corona, the gazelle's presuccessor."
 * Varian: "What do you want me to do about it?!"
 * Profligo: "You don't need to do too much, child..... Just simply, allow me the chance to intersect them and deal with Corona to, circumvent the girl's childish whims."
 * Varian: "..... You're not, planning to kill Lady Corona, are you? I heard of her, she's actselly beloved?"
 * Profligo: "I'll be honest with you, as a Mothron, we felt that Uniters are but Lightfly picked weapons meant to keep my people from only having mortal-kind reckitnesed their true potaintional for mother darkness. It can't be helped if these maidens that were choosen lapdogs of the Lightflies..... Have to be..... Put dowm. But, I can tell that you don't have the heart to see this through, unsurprising since you are not really an evil human, just a child angry at the world for ill-fate. Then how's about something to ease you into accepting this sacrivice...... Enable me to reach Lady Corona, and I'll use my power, to remove your father, from his amber prison."
 * Varian: "..... You'd...... You would..... Free my father?"
 * Profligo: "Typically, I am otherwsie quite fond of your personal angish, getting this out of the way now, but..... I pity you enough that I reckitnesed that we are no different from eachother. I too, am an outcast. The Mothrons had admited...... Distaste, for my passions."
 * Varian: "You're sure it's not because of the-"
 * Profligo: "THOUGH I CONFESS THE APPEARENCE HASN'T HELPED MATTERS?! (Varian was scared by that!)..... Ahem...... Point is..... We are both rejected my our home worlds...... So why not we rejects, band togather?"
 * Varian:... You must understand, it was my alchemy that got him trapped in the first place. Rapunzel just let it happen. It's MY responsibility to free him, and no one else's.
 * Profligo: And yet every attempt you tried before this point, failed. The Sun-Drop Flower didn't work, and using Rapunzel's hair didn't work. Like it or not, boy, you need help. You'll NEVER free your father by yourself. I have the power to make it happen. However, as a creature of darkness, I cannot do it with a snap of my finger. All you must do is get me the unfathomable power of Lady Corona. Her magic hair is far superior to Rapunzel's. I, assure you, it WILL free him. And if she doesn't cooperate... Well you know how you get when you're ignored.
 * Varian:...... Where do I begin? (Ruttiger saw this and ran off)
 * Iago: Wow, Rap, you really bit his head off back there.
 * Rapunzel: Pretty sure it's too big to bite off. It's also very barbaric. (Everyone looked at her)... What?
 * Duke: It's a metaphor, dingus. What you said back there was pretty damn harsh.
 * Spyro: Yes, it doesn't sound like you. Was what he did really that haunting?
 * Rapunzel: "Well, how would any of you reacted if your dearest friend suddenly betrayed you for not good reason?"
 * Icky: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllll, maybe not us spefificly, but I think the Villain Leage might find you relatable all of the sudden when Xe-Dunce-Nort desided to turn traitor."
 * Rapunzel: "He came to hate me for not knowing what to do?! How is that fair?"
 * Jade Tusk: "He acted like he did cause of feeling abandoned and betrayed. He felt like he trusted you for nothing."
 * Shifu: "Even then, it is not you he's, entirely, mad at. He is more mad at himself for his own failure. Being angry at you is just so he can be in denial of his own failings."
 * Rapunzel: "So, I'm just a scapegoat for his self-louthing?"
 * Icky: "Well that and, he's practicly still a kid. They're very easy to upset and betray, and they're netourious for grudges. At most he's at the kind of angry that he just needs time to vent and think about things. At most, he's just more upset with himself on how he over-all failed to get help. At best, you just ended up a stress-relief target for him to get his self-anger out."
 * Fu-Xi: "This being said though, I doubt he would help us either way."
 * Mo Tong: "Fair's fair, Master Fu-Xi, ya didn't exactly, helped."
 * Fu-Xi: "Well even if I was as quiet as a church-mouse, Squeakers,-"
 * Mo Tong: "MO TONG!"
 * Fu-Xi: "What ultamately got him out of being of aide to us was the princess's own quickness to rage out on him, involvement of dark magic NOT withstanding!"
 * Quidilen: "Well, RAPUNZEL WASN'T THE ONE WHO SAID HIS FATHER WAS DESTINED TO BE COLLECTED BY AN ALIEN MUSEUM IN A DISTINT FUTURE?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "At least I said something that is meant to be realisticly feasable as far as the intermediate future is concern! Long-locks here, was the one that broke that camel's back by saying it was just karma his father got into that mess! I at least only tried to be bluntly honest! Punzy here, pretty much said the equilent of saying "Serves him right"! Seriously, how are you a princess when you act so, childishly?!"
 * Huifang: "She mostly spent her life locked in a tower raised by a creepy chick that kept young by touching her hair like a lesbo perv. I hardly see that as a way for ANYONE to be mature from THAT exspearience! (Jade Tusk smacked her) OW?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Well there you go! She never got to act like an adult! Rapunzel, you are basicly a child, in a woman's body?!"
 * Rapunzel: "...... Your right....."
 * Icky: "Hey, try not to take Fu-Xi that seriously, he's just cranky cause we didn't listened to him earlier an- Whaaa?"
 * Rapunzel: "I am a child that grew up too soon. I knew nothing about running a kingdom because Gothal took me from my real parents to help herself. I'm a failure to my people."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Rapunzel, I ask you to take Fu-Xi's words with a grain of salt, and that of Varian's as well. Fu-Xi's rudeness stems from being upset about our own failure to listen about Kairi being involved in a long-awaited rescue, and we well explained Varian's reasoning for his anger. Though you may bare a title with heavy expectations, that doesn't mean it bestows quilities. You shouldn't be expected to always make the correct choice, nor should you be ostrisized for it."
 * Rapunzel: Well it's not just that. There was one thing I was going to tell him. It's about his father, Quirin. Apparently... He was a member of the Brotherhood that protected the world from the Dark Kingdom where the Moonstone was.
 * Quidilen: "Dark Kingdom?"
 * Deadpool: "Sounds omninus. (Exitedly as he brings out a shitload of weapons) Any bad guys with epic bounties to go after?!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Facepalms) Why did we let Deadpool come?"
 * Icky: "He invited himself and refuses to leave."
 * Lord Shen: That's ALWAYS the reason.
 * Fu-Xi: "To be fair, any place with the word "Dark" in it or anything normally assusiated with evil is ALWAYS gonna be assumed to be evil."
 * Rapunzel: Well this time, it actually fits the night. It was where the black spires lead me, and I got to help so many others along the way... But I found out not only the Hurt Incantation there... But I found out Eugene is their lost prince.
 * Mushu:... Eugene, as in Flynn Rider Eugene... IS ALSO LOST ROYALTY, LIKE YOU WERE?!
 * Boss Wolf: Oh wow, who saw something like that coming? No wonder you two got together. You're both polar opposites.
 * Deadpool: "..... Wait, if Flynn's a prince, then..... WHAT WAS HE DOING HANGING OUT WITH GUYS LIKE THE STABBINGTON BROS?!"
 * Icky: "I bet it's some crazy s*** that he went from prince to being a thief. What, did the Dark Kingdom went through a nasty rebelion and he got exiled for being related to booted out rulers?"
 * Rapunzel: Actually no.
 * (Rapunzel): After I defeated Varian, the rocks pointed me to the Dark Kingdom. So me, Eugene, Pascal, Cassandra, Hook-Foot, Maximus, Fidella, a friend and former partner-in-crime Lance Strongbow, and Shorty went to follow it in a caravan. We did so many good deeds. We went to a town named Vardaros where Eugene was forced to marry Stalyan, the daughter of the Baron, a guy he dealt with in his thieving life, we got the place's sheriff Quaid back, and we helped them get their fun back, which was more hardcore than in Corona, went through a mix-matching forest with help from a Dark Kingdom knight named Adira who had a sword with a blade that could cut through the black spires because it was made FROM a black spire, we stopped these two eccentric jerks who turned people into birds and almost lost my own humanity to my bird body, met a fortunetelling monkey and stopped two thieves with help from two children friends of ours trying to turn over a new leaf, helped a spire vault's keeper's apprentice become it's next keeper for the last piece of the scroll regarding the Sundrops and Moondrops, got stranded on an island where Pascal became king to some leaf people because I accidentally made him feel inferior, Hook-Foot fell in love with a mermaid, and we got in a scrap involving an idol that induces happiness when I began feeling homesick, we stopped a prison barge mutiny from much of our rogue's gallery, we got into this 'bad luck curse' nonsense with that psychic monkey, helped get the stolen Eye of Picosta back for Eugene's freedom with help from Stalyan, who of course double-crossed me, THEEEEEN came back for me because she had a heart... Then did the two again by robbing us, we went through the magically sentient Great Tree that was used as a fortress for Xzan Tiri while also avoiding Adira's sadistic brother Hector, WHO CAME AT US WITH TWO HUGE WOLVERINES AND A FREAKING RHINO, AND undid Demanitus' victory becoming an ungodly monster in loyalty of King Edmond, and ended up discovering my healing incantation recorded as well as it's opposite the hurt incantation, using it to defeat Hector, saved Hook-Hand's music career and rekindled a bad sibling relationship with him and Hook-Foot and they went off together, CASSANDRA ended up accidentally erasing my entire memory from after Eugene's arrival in the tower, went into this house that looks like a mermaid's mansion called the House of Today, or something fancy, where we dealt with some freaky mirror with evil reflections clawing for freedom, you know because they actually had claws, the house literally took us through the random zone with this room of toys which is apparently the 'Nursery' where this top called the 'Top of Time' turned Shorty, Cassandra, and Lance into kids, though they were adorable but do what kids do, make trouble, and we had to fix them in 1 hour, which is a REALLY ANNOYING AMOUNT OF TIME FOR A DEADLINE, I went to a subconsciously perfect reality all because of the keeper Matthews who is ANOTHER follower of Zhan Tiri named Tromus wanted to steal my hair's magic for his master, we found out the fortunetelling monkey is actually Lord Demanitus, WhhhaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, mindblow, PWOOOOHHHHH, he told us the Sundrop and Moonstone came from the heavens, which we now know are these bug aliens, his students and Zhan Tiri's disciples betrayed him, he hid the last piece in this cool maze, he told us to reunite the Sundrop and Moonstone to stop the blade spires' destruction, he left a fortune that foretold a betrayal, and finally, FINALLY, we got to the Dark Kingdom. There... Wow, a lot happened. We get paranoid about Cassandra, we get attacked by a guy in a bear hood on a gondola, Adira comes to save the day, again, gets beaten, we think the bear guy and Eugene died, Adira tells us he's okay, we were told the entire story about the Sundrop and Moonstone, how Edmond tried to destroy the stone, failed, sent everyone away and made sure it was kept secret, Adira wanted to stop it with the Sundrop, I find out Eugene is a lost prince and his monoplegic father wanted to use Adira's sword to destroy the Moonstone, Eugene thought keeping me away from the Moonstone would keep me safe, we take a detour through a sewer full of lava, black spires actually helped us get through, we fight King Edmond, his ancestors come out from the afterlife to fight us, we stopped them by destroying their statues, last one taken care of by King Edmond, we reached the Moonstone... Then...
 * (Goofy): Well that's a mouthful.
 * (Sora): So let me recollect the lore here. Eugene's father King Edmond wanted the Moonstone hidden from the world as his dying wish, then for some reason he wasn't actually dead, because it couldn't be destroyed, Adira wanted it stopped by the Sundrop, Hector had different ideas and did villainous and murderous things in the King's name, you finally reached it... Then Cassandra, YOUR BEST FRIEND, betrayed you?!
 * (Rapunzel): Pretty much, yes.
 * (Friend Owl): Why?
 * (Rapunzel): I don't know. Something happened that had me forget, and now she's out there doing who knows what? But it SURE WASN'T THE SAME REASON AS VARIAN!!!
 * (Icky): "..... Hey, to be fair to Varian, he wasn't wrong about you not doing a good job at keeping friends. Losing Varian cause of ill-fate was one thing, but Cassy suddenly turning traitor?"
 * (Lord Shen): "AHEM?! We'll be sure to monitor this concern on better times. For now, we have a universe-wide problem to tend to."
 * Deadpool: Yeah, Season 3 isn't out yet. So, how do we get to your Keyblade without the whiny alchemist kid? You heard him, the lab should be in shambles by now.
 * Rapunzel: Oh, that's why Varian should have listened.
 * Rapunzel: (She grabs the spires and manages to relocate them to completely surround Old Corona)...... Done.
 * Frank: Wowie-zowie.
 * Rapunzel: Cassandra may be in control of the Moonstone for the time being, but the Sundrop, or should I say Sunstone, knows that I have to keep trying to get the Moonstone. Now we have an emblem to find. (Ruttiger ended up appearing in a panic)
 * Razoff: Who's this trashlover?
 * Rapunzel: Ruttiger?
 * Buddha: Ruttiger?
 * Rapunzel: Varian's raccoon. He said he'd watch over Varian while he was in the dungeon. What is it, Rutty?
 * Ruttiger was chattering and muttering crazly!
 * Devon: "Varian is wearing brown shoes with a blue suit?"
 * Icky: "Did another friend of Rapunzel turned villain?"
 * Deadpool: "DID TIMMY FELL DOWN THE WELL?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "Is that geek doing something stupid again? (Ruttiger ran off and grabbed a stick and began trying to draw something)....."
 * Deadpool: "OH, A DRAWING GAME?! (Starts doing this!)"
 * Lord Shen: "(Smacks Deadpool down just as Ruttiger was almost done) IT WASN'T RIGHT THE FIRST TIME, WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE RIGHT THE NEXT TEN TIMES!? GOD?!" (Ruttiger drew Varian talking to a Mothron)...
 * Gazelle:... Oh no! No he, he wouldn't!
 * Rapunzel: What? What's he saying?
 * Gazelle: Varian's now in league with a Mothron.... Ruttiger, can you give us it's name? (He drew the words spelling it poorly)
 * Eugene:... Profit-go the Hurt? What, does he hurt people with scams or something?
 * ???: He means Profligo the Hurt. (A Lightfly appeared from the shadows) The creator of the Moonstone and it's other creations.
 * Duke: Wait another Lightfly?... Well it's easy to assume you created the Sunstone?
 * Lightfly: I did. My name is Remedium the Healed.
 * Icky: "Wait, why are you called "The Healed" but the Mothron is just "The Hurt" and not "The Hurted"? Hell, shouldn't it be like, "Remedium the Healer" and "Profligo The Hurter"?"
 * Remedium: "It's because those titles already belonged to simular and like-minded Lightflies and Mothrons."
 * Icky: "..... Okay, I can buy that, but, the title convention's just feeling off here."
 * Remedium: We mustn't be misguided from the point. I have been watching Rapunzel since her hair was restored.
 * Deadpool: ".... A female stakly watcher huh?..... That's kinda kinky."
 * Remedium: Yeah, but not as kinky as what's going to happen if you come off that way again!
 * Deadpool: "..... Holy shit, lady, I thought you Lightflies were suppose to be gentle and peaceful. And super tolerent and chill."
 * Remedium: "We are. You, Wilson, have a particular tainted aura that even makes ME feel uncomfortable. And I rarely react like such to even the worse of males and usually don't digify such respondses to any crassness. That is how much your presence can effect people."
 * Icky: "That's Deadpool for ya. He has that kinda effect on people."
 * Remedium: Anyway, Profligo likely tricked Varian into seeking out the widow and wife of Lord Demanitus, Lady Corona... My pupil and a former Uniter Princess.
 * Gazelle:... How many Uniter Princesses have their been? There was one from Toy Box and Monstropolis.
 * SpongeBob: One from every world, remember? There was one from Bikini Bottom when we dealt with Shark Lord.
 * Remedium: Indeed.
 * Rapunzel: DEMANITUS WAS MARRIED?!
 * Eugene: That actually makes way more sense than him possessing a psychic monkey. Is she in a monkey too?
 * Remedium: No. Thanks to the magic of the Sunstone, she's got eternal youth. And you, Princess Rapunzel, are so much like her. She... Even refused to wear shoes.
 * Eugene: Wow. I guess being carefree and love for being barefoot isn't uncommon.
 * Remedium: She and Demanitus were partners in fighting against Zhan Tiri. She was the first in Corona's history to harness the Sun-Drop. In fact, she didn't need to have her hair as long as yours to keep it's power. After stopping the Moonstone in ancient times, she learned how to use both magics at will. So, in some way, you're a successor.
 * Rapunzel: (Gasps dramatically)... So, why isn't she Uniter Princess anymore?
 * Remedium: Because being Uniter Princess means you must travel to other worlds. Corona was growing homesick. She decided to hand the Uniter Blade to the next so she could marry Demanitus. But since he died, she's gone into hiding. I'm guessing your next clue might be...
 * Eugene: Oh you CANNOT be serious! Demanitus went back into dormancy since he helped us get the fourth piece of the scroll.
 * Remedium: Yes, but there is a way to bring him back for a short amount of time. Approach Vigor the Visionary, and show him this. (Gives them the Uniter emblem)
 * Icky: "Ya sure it wouldn't be easier to just him that Gazelle's the new uniter?"
 * Remedium: Trust me. It's not easy to awaken him from Vigor unless it's something from someone he loves most.
 * Squidward: "Oy, it always has to be something spefific."
 * Mr. Krabs: What'sa matter? Afraid of a little effort? (Playfully sad) "I'M SQUIDWARD, AND I HAVE'TA WORK FER LIVIN', OOHOOHOOHOOHOO!!"
 * Squidward: Well at least I'm not an old cheapskate willing to commit crimes.
 * Remedium: "AHEM!...... May we please focus? I understand that you have something of major impourence, considering this? (Points to the Kingdom Hearts Moon)....."
 * Icky: ".... Oh, right, the uh.... The Kingdom Hearts Moon thing. We really need to get those keys."
 * Remedium: "Indeed. And if our suspitons between this and the rumors of possable connections between Xehanort and the Pariahs is correct, then I worry Profligo may aim to distrupt your efferts."
 * Eugene:... (Sighs) Well let's go find Madam Canardist.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Wow, way more subtle than Scroopfan's character naming skills. (Gets smuttered in butter as a giant sky hand tried to poke a fork at him as he screamed) AHH?! THAT WASN'T MEANT TO MEAN YOU'RE BAD AT IT?! (Suddenly that goes away)....... Yeesh. Try to take a wee bit of criticisum why don't ya?
 * Eugene: (They approach the carriage)... I should tell you, Canardist is quite the chronic extortionist.
 * Rapunzel: And it's probably best if she didn't know that Vigor is the host for Demanitus.
 * SpongeBob: Why not?
 * Rapunzel: Well, it's all in her name. Once she knows, there goes his cover.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, good point. Should we have you and Eugene handle this?
 * Rapunzel: Yeah, she's more familiar with us. It'd be really nutso if an entire army of aliens came to her doorstep. Better let us do the talking.
 * Remedium: I agree. It may not be as extreme as the outdated yet still-practiced requirement of taking forms in worlds to maintain peace, but it's actually necessary for a subtle work.
 * Big Mama: Then let's go. (They left as Rapunzel and Eugene knocked to meet Canardist who had Vigor on her shoulder)
 * Canardist: Oh it's you again. We have GOT to stop running into each other like this. So what brings you two back? Shall I offer some sweets?
 * Flynn: How much for another trip with Vigor?

Subchapter 6: Final World
Final World
 * Nega-Xehanort:... And so we finally meet. It took you fools long enough.
 * Spyro: The Villain League told us all about your betrayal and the Great Cycle!
 * Icky: "Not cool man?! Ya just broke the Producer's long term plan for that shit?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: It was inevitable. But you are too late. Your little side-quests are all in vain. (Shows all 12 Keyblades)
 * Max: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE?! I MADE SURE THEY WEREN'T IN A COMICALLY EASY LOCATION!!!
 * Nega-Xehanort: I am the clone of the man that wanted these babies to begin with! Did you think I wouldn't be smart enough to try and hide these in somewhere NOT in a couch for once?! I will have to give you props for changing it up, though. But it was still a wasted effert. After 10 years, patience gives you a new face of evil. I took the same approach that the Villain League did taking the Princesses. Did it while you weren't looking.
 * Icky: "BECAUSE ALCHOURSE HE DID?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: (Cackles)...... You misfits are the fools now. Now I require the final Blade to usher in the Great Cycle. And I came just in time. You will hand over the final Blade.
 * Lord Shen: Over my dead body!
 * Nega-Xehanort: I figured you'd say that. (Brings up Kairi)
 * Sora: KAIRI!!!
 * Nega-Xehanort: Now I think you understand how serious this is now. You require motivation.... So, what'll it be, heroes? The blade... Or her? Wouldn't want Kingdom Hearts III to repeat itself, would we? And this time, she won't just be gone. She'll be gone for good....
 * Icky: "Tch, so, then the Time Councilers will just reset everything and we'll do this ALL over again!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Ohhh, but then you forget. Architect was my creator. He is aware of time travel effects, and will bring in another one of me. It will become an ENDLESS cycle of repeated timelines, until they will submit and give up trying to remove Kingdom Hearts' acknowledgement and influence in this universe?!"
 * Icky: "..... Well now I sound like an asshole."
 * Nega-Xehanort: So, for the final time....... Give me, the Final Blade!
 * Lord Shen: We can't!
 * Gazelle: We have no choice!
 * SpongeBob: BARNACLES!!!!
 * Fu-Xi: "Am I allowed a second opinion in all this?!"
 * Icky: "SORRY, NOT UNTIL AFTER THE SEASON 3 FINALE?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: I'm WAITING!!!...
 * Spyro:....... (They offered it as he levitated it to him and gave them back Kairi) KAIRI!!
 * Fu-Xi: "Oy...... I know this child means the worlds to you, but, is she worth empowering this madman to doom us all?!"
 * Shen: "I KNOW IT WAS NOT A PRACTICAL DECIDTION, BUT KAIRI IS OUR LIGHT?! IF YOU AND JADE TUSK AND FRIENDS WERE MEMBERS OF THE LOUGE, YOU'D UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: It has been DONE! (Cackles and began to restore the Chi-Blade) After all these years. It's time for light and dark to be in balance once again!
 * Cynder: AND YET YOU GOT RID OF YOUR HOSTAGE!!! THAT MEANS YOU ARE WITHOUT A HUMAN SHEILD?! YOU ARE FAIR GAME FOR US TO PUNISH?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: It is no longer a concern. I have what I want! So I can afford some annoying headaches! (The heart-shaped moons began darkening all over the UUniverses as the Chi-Blade was finally created and in his hands)... Yes! AT LAST!! (Fires a magic beam into a void as the entire Great Cycle process accelerated)
 * Gazelle: NO!!! (She attacks as Nega-Xehanort just flashed her unconscious with growing power)
 * Po: DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE ANY BRIGHT IDEAS?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: It's too late! Light and dark are now one in the same. Opposites are same. Good and evil are united. A true balance. And I am it's god!
 * Kolwalski: "Retro-Kokamnga!"
 * Icky: "Ya know guys, maybe it wasn't a good idea TO BRING KAIRI ALONG TO SAVE THOSE OTHER PRINCESSES TO BEGIN WITH?! THIS SHIT COULD'VE BEEN AVOIDED?!"
 * Shen: "I WASN'T GOING TO DENY KAIRI A CHANCE TO NOT BE A COWERD TO THE LEAGE?!"
 * Icky: "WELL NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED?! SHE WAS USED AS LEVERAGE TO LET THIS PSYCO BASICLY MAKE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE HAPPEN?! I'M JUST SAYING THAT MAYBE IT WOULD'VE BEEN MORE PRACTICAL IF WE JUST-"
 * A Shadow Black Hole formed around the planet!
 * Deadpool: "...... Yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, maybe we should do the typical arguing scene somewhere safer."
 * Icky: "THERE ISN'T GONNA BE SOMEWHERE SAFER, THESE THINGS ARE GONNA SUCK ALL WORLDS INTO KINGDOM HEARTS?! WE'RE ALL RIGHTLY- (Gets sucked up) FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
 * Gilda: "ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKY!? (Flies after him, but gets sucked as well!"
 * Quidilen: "CYNDER?! (Grabs Cynder) WE HAVE TO ESCAPE?! WE'LL GO TO THE AUU WHERE IT'S SAFE!?"
 * Cynder: "THAT'S THE THING?! WITH THIS MANIAC LOOSE, WHAT'S TO SAY HE WON'T TARGET THE AUU NEXT TO BASICLY DO THE SAME THING?!"
 * Quidilen: "WE'LL WARN THE GRAND COUNCIL AND THEY'LL PREPARE FOR IT?! TRUST ME, THEY'LL-"

Chapter 4: SAFA Timeline vs. KH3 Timeline
Great Cycle Wasteland The Maintimeline Lougers made a run for it as this familier music plays!
 * The Group Found themselves in a forbodding place, filled with colorless landscapes and clocks flying everywhere.....
 * Icky: "..... Uh, nobody said the Great Cycle would be so..... Time-inspired."
 * Shifu: "It is indeed unlike a traditional Great Cycle landscape..... Then again, perhaps thanks to the nature of the Fake Xehanort being based on time, it wouldn't be out of the realm of possability that the fake's power has enfluenced the realms to be like one fused timescape."
 * Saldaron: "Ugh, that means the Time Butterfly must've turned into a giant fat fuzed ball! My time counciler's gonna give me HELL for this?!"
 * Moans were heard, as a heard of cybersaurs roamed on by, along with some silluetted snakeanoid beings, then one of the Uniter Hunters Zoomed by the group, freaking them out as it didn't noticed them and left on!
 * Shen: "THE DEVIL WAS THAT?!"
 * Shifu: "Visages of time that has passed, and yet to come. Everything is out of balence here."
 * Kairi: (She hugged Sora)...... Sora, I'm scared.
 * Sora: We all are.
 * ???: YOU SHOULD BE!!! (Familiar blades were thrown at them)
 * Razoff: MAMA MIA!!!!
 * Shen:... Are those MY blades? (The heroes end up surrounded by more hardcore versions of themselves)
 * Gloria:... Whoa boy.
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Alternate Shen: Hand over Kairi and her boyfriend! NOW!!
 * SpongeBob: WHOA WHOA, WHO THE HECKAPUS ARE YOU GUYS?!
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Can't you tell? We're you, from the timeline that you summoned here.
 * Shen:... You're the Lodgers from the timeline of Kingdom Hearts III.
 * Icky: "..... (This video)"
 * Alternate Boss Wolf: YEAH NO S***!!!
 * Alternate Shen: I'm sure you know damn well what we had to go through when Kairi died!!
 * Icky: "HOLD ON A FUCKING MINUTE?!...... The Events of Kingdom Hearts the Game Series, Was suppose to take place inbetween the 1960s and the early 90s! And the Lougers didn't become a thing until at least around late 2009 in throey!"
 * Saldaron: "December 18th of 2009 to be precise."
 * Icky: "SO HOW THE HELL CAN THERE EXIST, ANOTHER US?!"
 * Alternate Icky: "..... You really want to here all those words exactly?"
 * Icky: "..... No....."
 * Alternate Icky: "Yeah, hate to break it to you me, but..... The kind of timeline you have, was the successful one! We're from one of the failed attempt timelines where Kingdom Hearts still went down as it did in the original Kingdom Hearts Timeline! Only here, the Kingdom Hearts games happened in the past, we happened as intended in the present, and Kingdom Hearts 3 ended up being a recent event at the time of the game's release! The only diff, is that Kai-Kai and Boy Sora are still toast in our timeline?!"
 * Icky: "Duh, dee, gah, bah, bah, bah, (Groans frsutraighted at the overly confusing mess they're in!)......... (Stops for a moment and does this)....."
 * Alternate Icky: "HEY, HOW DID YOU THINK I FELT ABOUT THIS MESS?!"
 * Icky: "I AM SAYING THAT YOU ARE REVEILING THAT THE TIMELORDS DIDN'T GOT RESETTING THE KINGDOM HEARTS EFFECTED WORLDS RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AROUND?!"
 * Alternate Icky: "Dudeo, would we even BE HERE IF THEY GOT IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME?!"
 * Patrick: "..... SpongeBob, my head is hurting from this."
 * Sandy: "I'm getting an aneurism just thinking about this."
 * Saldaron: "...... Oh, bollicks. (Facepalms). Another thing for the Time Council to complain about. They are going to wring my neck."
 * Riku: "AW WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?!"
 * Alternate Shen: "AHEM?! You all can have an existentional crisis about this later?! Now, are you gonna give over Kairi and Sir Sora, or do things have to get MESSY?!"
 * Gazelle: "Hey hey, uno momento, uh, other Shen. These two are not the same Kairi and Sora you know them as. They were of our timeline."
 * Alternate Banzai: "Well, thing is Chica, thanks to the Great Cycle, the time butterfly's now a big fat blouted ball of combined timelines, where everything has gone into shit! Kinda thanks to you guys provoking your Xehanort to really screw things over for everyone?!"
 * Icky: "Hey, blame MSM, he felt waiting for season 13 for us to be going through this shit would've taken forever! Not that I don't agree, but, it really messed up the narrative we were going for!"
 * Alternate Icky: "Oh sure, blame the producers, that was always such a cop-out!"
 * Alternate Shen: "ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE?! Either give us Kairi and Sora, or else?!"
 * Gazelle: "Hear me out!...... I know you're sadden about your Kairi and Sora, but, have you really resorted to try and replace them with another? These two are not the Kairi and Sora you came to know."
 * The Alternates thought about that......
 * Gazelle: "Your Kairi and Sora wouldn't wanted this from you. They would've wanted you to keep their memories in your hearts and to move on to live happier lives."
 * Alternate Shen: ".... How, could I have been so idiotic about it? Our, our apologies, Main Timeliners. We'll..... We'll not darken your doors anymore. (The Alternates began to leave)......"
 * Icky: "...... This, mess, cannot, get, worse!"
 * Rumbling was heard, as the Main Group looked at the ground, then looked at the large forming puff of smoke at the far distence, pretty much seeing the largest army of past defeated enemies and monsters rampaging at their direction!
 * The Main Lougers made shocked faces.....
 * Icky: "(This video)"
 * Kryptonia: (She leapt in and tail-smacked much of them) YOU ARE ALL DEAD MEAT!!!
 * Icky: THE HELL WE ARE!! (They kicked her away comically)
 * Dai Shi: GET THOSE BI- (Boss Wolf threw a biscuit at her)...... GET THOSE BITCHES!!!!
 * Phil: "AMSCRAY?!"
 * The Main Timeline Villain Leage Saw this along with Saix and the rest of Organisation 13.
 * Cobra: "..... Goof grief, we'd been briefly away from them for 59 minutes and they get chased by a stampeding army of astral projections of congured enemies! Saix, are you SURE these halfwits are our best shot at fixing this mess when they could barely save themselves?!"
 * Saix: Yes! Just have patience.
 * Cobra: (Sighs as the heroes struggled in the past villain mob while they and the Alternate Lodgers watched to the music)
 * Alternate SpongeBob: This feels a little underhanded.
 * Alternate Shen: Maybe, but they WILL feel the pain of our timeline. If we can't have those two, then we'll show them why we need them.
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Still, kidnapping people from other timelines seems too wrong for even our enemies.
 * Alternate Shen: "WELL FORGIVE ME, IF I CAN'T STAND BEING OF A TIMELINE WITH NO KAIRI?! SHE WAS MY LIGHT, AND WITHOUT HER, I'M NOTHING?!"
 * Alternate Duke: "At know, if our Gazelle wasn't busy keeping our timeline homes safe from the Astrals, she would give you shit for this!"
 * Alternate Shen: "EVEN SHE UNDERSTANDS HOW MUCH KAIRI MEANT TO US?! TO ME?! I'll cope with her complaints then after this!"
 * The Main Timeline Heroes screamed while chased by the Astal Projections!
 * Mantis: "WHY ARE ALL THESE BAD GUYS AND MONSTERS WORKING SO HARMONIOUSLY TOGATHER?!"
 * Shifu: "They are astral projections of our greatest defeats of villains personifying as them to seek revenge in defelupting a natrol distaste for us?!"
 * Icky: "Ohhhhh great! So basicly an Anti-Fan Club! And to think we got ourselves into this because we were GUILTED INTO JUMP STARTING SOMETHING MEANT FOR SEASON 13?!"
 * Po: "WELL TIME IS ABIT WACKY RIGHT NOW, NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK OR ANYTHING THANKS TO NOT-XEHANORT?!"
 * Gazelle: "ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN?! WE'LL RETREAT BACK TO THE DRAGON GUARDIAN TEMPLE AND TURN ON THE SHEILD TO KEEP THESE LITTERAL GHOSTS OF LOUGER PAST AWAY FROM US?!"
 * Alex: "THAT MIGHT BE TOO FAR?! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE LEAGER'S FORTRESS?!"
 * Crane: "THAT WOULDN'T DO WELL TO PROTECT AGAINST THEM?!"
 * Gilda: "CAN'T WE JUST GO TO OUR VAN AND ZOOM OFF?!"
 * Marty: "IF ONLY WE KNOW WHERE THAT IS?!"
 * Max Rabbit: "DON'T WORRY?! (Brings out alarm button) I GOT THE ALARM BUTTON?! (Presses it)!"
 * Distent Echo: "OVER HERE, MISFITS?!"
 * Alex: "THAT'S IT MAX?! KEEP PRESSING?! FOLLOW THAT ECHO?!" (They ran as Nega-Xehanort followed them sinisterly)
 * Sora: (They found it) FOUND IT! (It was then destroyed by Nobodies)
 * Donald: Lost it.
 * Riku: F***!!! (They ran and took cover)... This is insane.
 * Donald: Tell me about it. This new Xehanort is going farther than we thought.
 * Kairi: And the thought of Shen in the timeline where I died replacing her with me?... That timeline must have turned out merciless.
 * Soothsayer: It wasn't. You were the reason he is no longer a villain. You were his light. Without you, he's lost. The Shen of this alternate timeline is antihero. His evil side and good side at civil war. He believes that replacing you with another you from another dimension will mend his wounds.
 * ???: That's not even the half of it. (Alternate Soothsayer arrived)
 * Soothsayer:... I assumed some of the Lodgers of your timeline were not lost completely, myself for instance.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: Oh, the Lodgers are still somewhat the same, but their outlook has all but changed. Since Kairi's death, the Lodgers had no hope left. Darkness was getting stronger. They were ousted for being against Xehanort, who turned out more positive than we assumed. They blamed themselves for her loss. They couldn't simply wait for the next arc of Kingdom Hearts.
 * Icky: Yeah, I'd say it'd be here when this episode was originally supposed to come in Season 13. It'd take way too long.
 * Soothsayer: And indeed, the time dilation between our timelines doesn't make it any easier.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: They were so lost, they swore they would do literally anything to make it right, even villainous acts.
 * SpongeBob: I don't think that sounds like us.
 * Alternate Soothayer: When circumstance puts you in a terrible place, you change beyond what you expect. Kairi was your hope. When she died, your will died along with her.
 * Shen: That is true. I have protected Kairi with my life. My oath to her mother was that I do so. It's understandable why your Shen is doing this.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: You must confront my Shen. If you can get them to cooperate, you may be able to find stability.
 * Sora: Stability?
 * Alternate Soothsayer: Both our timelines are a perfect yin-yang. In the Great Cycle, opposites are the same and in absolute but unharmonious balance, and that's what gives your Xehanort power. Only by being separated and yet cooperative can his power be nullified. If both Lodgers of both timelines can cooperate, you can deviate yourselves from Xehanort.
 * Merlin: That idea would have merit... But Xehanort is so powerful now.
 * Alternate Soothsayer: True, but you are the Lodgers. My Lodgers have never given up. And neither should you. Now move. I sense Xehanort's presence. (She left as the extended music climaxed and they avoid the villains and monsters)...
 * Alternate Shen: YOU!!! How did you get out of there?!
 * Shen: We ARE the Lodgers. Just like you're the Lodgers. Also, did you really think even an entire army of astral projections of defeated enemies is really THAT serious of a threat to us?! We litterally can make fools out of them without even major effort, and you of all people know this, other me! Now, we need to talk!
 * Alternate SpongeBob: Let's hear them out!
 * Alternate Shen: No! I'm leader now, remember? Only I decide that.
 * Shen: You'd be wise to listen to him. I told you, Kairi wouldn't want this.
 * Alternate Shen: No, but it doesn't matter what she wants anymore.
 * Kairi: Well I don't. You are standing amidst me, Uncle Shen.... Please don't do this. I know it'll be hard and who knows how long... But I won't be dead forever. The Sora of your timeline is still searching for me with the X-Blade in hand. Patience can work out if you have enough of it.
 * Alternate Shen:... (Sighs) You sound like your mother.... I wish I got to see you grow up... But I don't think I can wait this long.
 * SpongeBob: We can help you. Just take our hand- (Nega-Xehanort jumped in between with burning magic)...
 * Nega-Xehanort:... (Charges up tremoring magic smiling ominously)........ (Dubbed as Scar) Long live THE KING!
 * Both Ickys: Really, that's what yer going with, the most predictable line ever?..... JINX?! YOU OWE ME A ROOT BEE- (He split the ground beneath them into crumbling into the void)
 * Alternate Shen/Kairi/SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!......
 * The Leagers stared shocked while the Organisation kept calm......
 * Cobra: "...... WELL WE'RE ROYALY F****D?!"
 * Vexen: "Do not trust even the most unassuring of sights, Mang...... This, is part of their test......"

Chapter 5: Settling The Differences/Nega-Xehanort's True Colors
Cloning Pool.
 * Alternate Gazelle: (Drenched wet in the rain as she stood with Main Timeline Gazelle, as both Timeline Lougers, the Organisation, the Leagers, and Saldaron and Ansem looked on.....)...... The gatekeepers of the Banished Realms will have use some glue before they open their gates on your wrecked ass.
 * Gazelle: Okay, other me, calm down, you scare me when you're like that.
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Tch, you clearly haven't seen what my timeline's like, Miss Positive."
 * Nega-Xehanort: Please, did you really think I would actselly allow you two Uniters to-... (He was so burned by magic that he reverted into a crazy new form healing in Heartless-like powers and is now seen in a blue cloak covered in a combined symbol of all the kingdom hearts enemies while still retaining some semblence of Xehanort)... (Darker voice) Oh, never mind! That actually hurt. At least I have my true form back.
 * Alternate Gazelle: Wait... Am I delusional now? Is everyone seeing this? Those things are your coat, are those, repeated patterns of a hodgepod symbol of all of the creatures of Kingdom Hearts? But, I am detecting that you're a force beyond them?..... Are you an Outer God?! WHY ARE YOU AN OUTER GOD?!
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Well, yes and no. You see, when the Architect and Mang tampered with the power of Kingdom Hearts with that spell to create what they THOUGHT was a mere man, they inadvertingly summoned the reminate power, of an Omni-Heart. Me...."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "OKAY, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! I know Cobra and Architect are generually powerful, BUT HOW THE FUCK WERE THEY ABLE TO GET ENERGY OF AN OUTER GOD?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "See, it's not exactly..... Intentional. You see, while they were in the process of making that clone, my reminante energy, found their ritualistic energy, and fused with the darkness of Kingdom Hearts, to fused with their precious pet project. And now, I knew what it was like, to be a man. A truely, weak, and feeble creature. A being of-"
 * Alternate Gazelle: "NO! A man is a homosapian made of flesh and blood! Outer Gods are suppose to be living cosmic energy SIMULATING flesh or blood or beyond imagination?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles), Such a feeble misunderstanding of the cosmic forces. But perhaps an explanation is in order. Omni Hearts were the creators of the Great Cycle, we were pre-requisits to the genesis of the Xzars, meant to circumvent Interdimentional Empires at, their very, core, with the power of Kingdom Hearts. Thing is.... We over-quilifived, and were, disposed of, as a result."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "More like they realised that messing with Kingdom Hearts was a FUCKING STUPID IDEA?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "(Chuckles), That, is an understatement, but a tragicly true one. Even the creators had feared the Great Cycle, would be riped for abuse."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "(Annoyed) Are they wrong though, jackass?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "MORE LIKE THEY MISSED THE POINT AND BECAME IRONIC TO WHAT THE XEXAXEZ DO ON A DAILY BASIS?! You see..... I, in my destruction of a form beyond the shell of a human male, had seen the line. The factory steel, of the Multiverseal Seas, of all Multiverses created by their assigned creators. Multiverses, mired, in complacentcy. Slaves to their basis instincts, fueled by anger, hatred, and other things creatures like Xenosites and Corruptioners are desperately attacted to! A rocket propeller, as dishastorious, as it is potent, and frighteningly..... Adaptable to all attempts to eradicate it by misguided souls that want perfection and utopian concepts FREE of such things."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Is there a rest stop between here AND THE FUCKING POINT?!"
 * Gazelle: "Calm down, me, he's getting to that!?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "The point, my dear Giselle Horndreses, is that there's a reason why the Outer Gods view mortal and even inrealm deities, like insects! Because you are typically, nothing but scared, spiteful children, playing at adulthood, a fictional lie of comfert and, the thing which is especially damning to Outer Gods, complacence! And that's not even mentioning the pointless drive to wanna understand a greater purpose?! Truth be told..... The Outer Gods only allow your kind to exist.... Because they wanna see what happens! They wanna see what your kind would do to eachother! Because in truth.... The Outer Gods, fear and lack an understanding of us! They fear of what they potaintionally unleashed onto the Multiverses, and fear that it could come back and distrupt their precious Grand Design! So what, is an endling Omni-Heart to do, but to cause a Great Cycle so calamitus, and glorious, that it would snap inrealm and outer socities alike, out of their foolish, pointless charades?! And who better choice, of oppendents to this, then.... (Alternate Gazelle took off her black leather jacket)...... Uniters, of two seperate and radically different, twin timelines?"
 * Alternate Gazelle: "..... So you're saying that all this shit was to teach outer gods and inrealm beings a lesson via causing an apocalitic event?!"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "Well, that, and I wanted to do this to spite the Outer Gods for destroying my race with the very thing they fear."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "Oh, and it's also an attempt to spite them?"
 * Nega-Xehanort: "NOW YOU'RE GETTING IT!? (Charged at the duo, but they stabbed him greatly!) AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!........ (Chuckles)..... At least......  I get, to rejoin my fallen kin once more.... In the Hybernation Realm, as this anchur, falls, to Kingdom Hearts..... I, couldn't ask for a better way, to face defeat...... (Starts Singing) So Long, farewell. Auf Wiedersehen, Good-byeeeee.  I leave, and heave..... A sigh and say good-bye- (An Annoyed Alternate Gazelle and A Main Timeline Gazelle filled with pity and a drive to put him down like a dying creature, both kick Nega-Xehanort off of their blades and fell back into the floor)........ (Dying Breath) Gooooooooooooooo.........."
 * Music played as Light and Darkness began to escape from Nega-Xehanort's body....
 * Alternate Gazelle: (Starts taking a smoke break as Nega-Xehanort was swallowed by light and shadows)...... You're not entirely wrong...... (Thunderclaps as the light and shadows explouded and flew across the area, it's power seen beyond the entire universe)....... You just didn't have to be such an asshole about it....
 * Sora:... (Saw everything around them going back to normal upon Nega-Xehanort's death and even the slow freedom of the other Princesses of Heart during the music's run)... (Sobs in joy)... It's over. It's finally over. The Leage's plan for the Princesses of Heart is done!
 * Cobra: "DON'T REMIND US?!"
 * Jasmine: (Moans)... What happened?
 * Alice: Uh.... I hardly know, mam. Last thing I remember is these heroes fighting for me.
 * Belle: I was put in some sleep while they tried to save me.
 * Snow White:... I think... We've been freed.
 * Aurora: How long were we gone?
 * Cinderella: I don't know, but it feels like it would've been longer.
 * Aladdin: Jasmine!
 * Beast: Belle! (The princesses' loves and loved ones reunited at last)
 * Sora:... (He and Kairi smiled and hugged in tears as their love was so great they accelerated the healing of the world and completely separated Kingdom Hearts from the UUniverses)........... Kairi?
 * Kairi: Yes?
 * Sora: I never thought I'd ever get to ask something like this....... But after we just pulled of the biggest victory of all time........ I think it's the right time. (Everyone watched as he got on his knees)... Kairi......... (Holds her hands).... (Sobs more) Will you marry me? (Everyone was shocked)... Uhh.... Sorry, if this is like, too soon, all things considered, I wouldn't mind waiting-"
 * Kairi: "Oh yes, you silly goofball! (Grabs Boy Sora and kissed him, which shined into a great light-heart that is bright as the sun, which wowed the misfits and even the stoic Organisation)....."
 * Lord Shen: (He and Alternate Shen sobbed and hugged) My baby's all grown up.
 * Lord Shen/Alternate Shen: I'M SO PROUD OF HER!
 * Shenzi: Sad Tman ain't here to see this.
 * The Leagers just looked on bitterly. They're glad they corrected a mistake with Nega Xehanort and his creations, but they lost a major game plan in the process.....
 * Pete: "..... Well, since we done promised to leave them princesses alone after this mess, what now?"
 * Cobra: "..... Humorious as it would be, to be fickle and just start all over again.... (Looks to see Tyro, Aqua, Ventus, and Terra enjoying this as well)...... I feel like, I owe Tyro this, freebee, for how much he was willing to still see good in me, misguided and idealistic as it tragicly is.... Let's get out of here, Leagers."
 * Mirage: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?! WE-"
 * Cobra: "Mirage?! Please?! It is not like the princesses are the only sole way to free the Darkspawn. The cauldron alone, was proof. The darkspawn will be freed, in other ways. Besides, we were never going anywhere with the Princesses anyway. It's fair to at least let them have this. Also, do you seriously want to try the misfits and allies, espeically the two Uniters AFTER THEY SLAIN AN OUTER GOD?!"
 * Mirage just sighed in defeat....
 * Mirage: "Malefor, will not make peace with this."
 * Cobra: "Well, at the very least he should be eased with a promise of us finding another way."
 * The Leagers proceeded to leave, as Tyro saw Mang leaving with them.
 * Tyro wanted to go and get Mang, but Aqua stopped him.....
 * Aqua: "..... Mang's heart is still in a dark place, Tyro. The fact that he's honoring the deal of leaving the princesses be, is enough."
 * Ansem: "It would appear that Mang would have to find the strength to leave darkness on his own terms. Though, it will take time."
 * Terra: "Alot, of time."
 * The Leagers leave via a shadow portal, as Mang stopped for a moment, and looked back at the group......
 * Mang saw Tyro, and gained a sadder face......
 * Cobra: "...... (Quietly) Forgive me, old friend. (Leaves into the shadow portal as well)....."
 * Tyro: "..... (Quietly) I was never really mad to begin with."
 * Ventus: ".... Hopefully, it's not gonna be INSANELY long."
 * Axel: "Yeah, but don't count on it being anytime soon neither. Malefor's, not an easy dude to just quit on. Well, with that, (The Organisation proceeded to leave too) I suppose it's back into the realm of Kingdom Hearts for us. But no sweat. We'll visit every once in awhile. Caio, and get it memberised. (Leaves as well)....."
 * The Alternates looked on in bittersweet happiness for Kairi's love for Boy Sora.....
 * Saldaron: "..... Welp, I think it's time for the Alternate Lougers to go back to their timeline. (Opens up time portal). Come now, mustn't dilly-dally. The Time Council's touchy about two of the same persons existing in the same timeline."
 * Alternate Shen: "..... (Sighs)..... Well, Main Timeline Lougers..... We only wish you happiness. (The Alternate Lougers were about to leave)...."
 * Spongebob: "...... Wait, Alternate Louge Squad? (The Alternates stopped and look at Spongebob)...... We, don't want you guys to go back empty handed and to go back to being miserable again."
 * Alternate Shen: "Well short of just giving us YOUR Kairi, which I suspect is IMPOSSABLE now, given how happy she is here, I don't see how you can compinstate us!"
 * Trixie: "..... Weeeeeeeeeelllll, you can always try a certain cloning pool that Pinkie Pie once used."
 * The Alternates were surprised by that......
 * Alternate Shen: "..... You..... You would do that, for us? After what we tried to do?"
 * Icky: "Hey, if ya can't have the originals, why not make another set?"
 * Alternate Shen: "..... We appresiate this, really, but, it wouldn't be the same since these clones are likely not gonna be like our Kairi and Sora."
 * Shen: "Try not to view them as replacements...... But a chance for the memory to start anew."
 * Saldaron: "..... (Sighs), Okay, fine, a quick detour to Equestria, then it's back to the alternate timeline!"
 * Both Lougers were in.
 * Alternate Icky: "..... Sooooo...... What're we gonna do about the clones' stupidity?"
 * Kairi: "That's why I asked Namine to help. She'll give the new clones memories of your alternate timeline. They'll be given their own hearts and not be mindless relicas."
 * Alternate Gazelle: "..... We..... We don't know what to say, except..... Thanks..... We, we really forgotten what it is like to be so starry-eyed-...... To show compassion..... And, I really let myself go with this angry bitch motive. Guys, (To the Alternate Lougers)..... I think we need to get our shit togather and go back on the straight and narrow."
 * Alternate Patrick: Does this mean we're not getting another Kairi and Sora?
 * Squidward: THAT IS NOT WHAT SHE MEANT, YOU BOOB?! (Sighs) Even from an alternate timeline, Patrick couldn't get any stupider.
 * Kairi: Now then... (Clears throat) "And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared."
 * Sora does and repeats the same thing as their clones come out.
 * Alternate Squidward: "By Neptune's beard, it worked!"
 * Kairi: "Don't get too exicted. Now Namine needs to incert into them new memories, since, they're just freshly made."

Epilogue
SVTFOE Earth Space. Fin.....?
 * The Louger Van was seen crusing with Icky and Iago in it.
 * Iago: "Remind me again why do we and Boss Wolf have to do this?"
 * Icky: "Ya know Shen, he's Mr. Safety Check Rotine. He wants to ensure that the worlds are hunky dory from the Great Cycle mess."
 * Iago: "I understand that, but I think it's a safe bet they're fine."
 * Icky: "(Brings up a news paper) Yeah, just let me know when we reach Marco's earth."
 * Iago: "Sure, not too far now. (Looks ahead and got surprised!)..... Uhhhh...... Ick....... Can Universes get Cancer?"
 * Icky: "That's a cosmically complicated question, why did you- (Looks in the same direction) OHHHHHHHHH WOW?!..... That's, new..... Do ya think the Great Cycle did this?"
 * Iago: "I wouldn't call a sight like this, malevolent in some way."
 * Icky: ".... Then why is it like this?! How are we gonna explain to the others!?"
 * Boss Wolf: "(Enters) How are you gonna explain to the others- (Looks ahead) WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * From the Van, it was seen that a giant glowing spere has dominated the space once SVTFOE Earth......
 * Back in the Van, the three stared blankly and surprised, as Icky pulled out his Iphone and took a picture.