Emperor Lu Kang Part 4

Emperor Lu Kang Part 4 is the 4th and Final Part of the 4-Part Season 3A Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Thanks to Gazelle, Mothlock was finally exposed as the one behind why Pang Bing did everything she did. As such Mothlock was defeated and contained quickly enough by the heroes and the Lightflies. Apawn so, Mothlock was sucked into the very device that imprisoned Pang Bing's order, where apawn so, they were able to escape while Mothlock was sucked in! It meant that the device, being the only way Mothlock can leave the Exsile Realm, will have to be claimed by the Lightflies to make sure Mothlock will never return. Fortunately, apawn the banishment, the piece of Pang Bing's heart was free from Mothlock's grip, and it returned to her. Though giving her a complete soul again, she is still in procession of dark magic and very great grudges against those that turned on her fellow cats of the order. Thus meaning that Pang Bing is still set to deal with a Galactic Federation trail to figure out what would be the best way to make sure she doesn't end up falling into another villain's hands, Pang Bing still with great infamy and still vastly popular on every villain team's must-have list. The Lougers and Gazelle, while understanding that it had to be done, are concerned that giving her a conventional punishment can't nessersarly garrentie that the villains will just stop gunning for her, even if she is set to the Pariah wing. Alchourse, they are surprised to learn that the Galactic Federation is already aware that conventional punishments won't truely work on Pang Bing, so they and the High and Grand Councils agreed on an unexpected alternative: Place her in enturnal community service via a Louge membership. The Lougers are natorlly in a mixed of being amzed yet concern, considering that Pang Bing is still noticingly broken. One side, though not truely against the idea, insisted that making Pang Bing a member can't truthfully garrentie the end of villain interest, only at best deter it for a forseeable time, and expressed concern that she is still not without dark magic that can make her lose herself at any time if even so much as she got her tail stomped on, but the others cautioned that not taking her in will be worse and would lead to more problems down the road, and they have to consider the possability anyway, even without it being done by the laws of three higher goverments. But it was Gazelle who ultamately unites the group to welcome Pang Bing in, along with welcoming her order in to keep them safe from modern day prosicuters against their magic and placed under High Council protection. But there is one most impourent matter of all: Freeing Pang Bing from her processon of dark magic, espeically when there's concerns about it making her a flight risk. Shifu knows of something to remedy that. They must seek out an old friend of Oogway with an amazing power of Chi that can be able to cleanse and cure anything, even something not of these universes. A sage Sea Turtle named Hai Hoi. However, The Heroes, accompanied by Lu Kang and Ming, being declared a personal royal mission, apawn arriving to the sacred Monk Temple Hai Hoi lives it, it was reveiled that Hai Hoi and fellow monks are dealing with a problem of their own, the direct desendent of the emperor who wronged Pang Bing and her order, Lu Kai LXXII, and his private army of Yetis, who is going after Hai Hoi because he wants to learn Hai's great power so he can use it to take the position of emperor back to his line, as it was reveiled that he's Lu Kang's cousin, because he wanted to prove to the retired emperor that he can be a worthier successor by using the great chi to defeat his "idiotic klutz cousin" and prove Lu Kang's unworthiness, but Hai refuses to do so to protect the clearly unpure Lu Kai from becoming another Kai and Dai Shi, another Chi Parasite. Enraged, Lu Kai threaten to turn people against Kung Fu and Chi like his ansister did to magic when Pang Bing's order refused to give him the power so he could've used it to congure all of the world of Dreamworks China. It's up to our heroes, and Lu Kang as emperor to put this black sheep of a buffalo in his place before Kung Fu ends up like Pang Bing's order. But they must be careful. Lu Kai is already an accompished Kung Fu master in a way, surpassing even Po's skill, and the yeti army goes without saying. Can our heroes congure a foul-minded hypocrite and an army of Yeti slaves?

Songs/Music/Material Used
(Used in final battle)

Prologue: Recap
Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles... Recap, Short Version
 * Deadpool: (He was pointing his guns at the camera)... You gonna give me what I asked for?
 * Scroopfan: JESUS CHRIST DEADPOOL?! I know you were abit irritated on the last part taking some time, BUT PLEASE CALM THE JUNK DOWN?!
 * Deadpool: "IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION, ENEMA BAG!!!"
 * Scroopfan: "...... I'm sorry, what?"
 * Deadpool: "It's another term for 'douchebag'."
 * Scroopfan:.... Wow, for a curse-word factory of a mutanted red ninja mercenary, that's, a surprisingly sofisicated word you have in your volcabulary.
 * Deadpool: "Ya see? I'm not ALWAYS an uncultured dumbass!"
 * Scroopfan: "We're getting off track, point is, it will be delivered as promsied!"
 * MSM: YEAH! We're gonna do it! Got all the paperwork done, so put the guns down!
 * Deadpool:... Good! But I WILL have the guns up for the entire thing!
 * Scroopfan: "Now, Deadpool, keep in mind that, it's the first time we ever DID something like this. I can't promise that it'll be a great first outing."
 * MSM: Besides, I'm the most-creative one here, (To Scroopfan) no offense.
 * Scroopfan: (Grumbles with a stern face) None, taken.
 * MSM: So I can SURELY make this work.
 * Deadpool: You'd better! These things are HUNGRY for blood!
 * Scroopfan: "Tecnecally, guns are un-sentent and can't think for themselves. It's pretty much why Gun Control and Gun Rights are such hot-topic issues and-"
 * Deadpool: "ENOUGH OF YOUR POLITICAL MUMBO JUMBO AND JUST GET TO THE THING ALREADY?!"
 * MSM: Here we go!
 * Carolers: FA-LALALALA-LALALA- (Chesibelle and her goons ran over them, yet they were still alive)
 * Hissbert: HAH! We're naughty Grinches!
 * Chesibelle: NOT GRINCHES!
 * Sandy: (The heroes got in their way) Well, we got a few Grinches!
 * Chesibelle: NOT GRINCHES!!! (They took out her goons) AW, DAMMIT!!
 * Rudolph: Chesi, stop it!
 * Chesibelle: No! I wanna be like you!
 * Rudolph: Fame is overrated!
 * Chesibelle: No it isn't, it's cool!
 * Gazelle: Listen to him, it does things to you!
 * Chesibelle: Okay!
 * Rudolph:... Just like that?
 * Chesibelle: It's Christmas, yes!
 * Icky: Still?
 * Chesibelle: What?
 * Icky: MOVING ON!
 * Everyone was dancing!
 * Icky: "Un-nessersary to the plot camios galore and- (Sees Littlefoot and Friends) OH GOD NO?!"
 * Littlefoot: "We're actselly gonna be around you for the entirity of the multipart episode."
 * Cera: "Even though we would BARELY contribute to anything."
 * Petre: "We're from a francise with too many sequils."
 * Ducky: "And we once stopped until this happened."
 * Spike: "We're a never dying francise...."
 * Record Scratch....
 * Icky: "..... DID YOU JUST TALK?"
 * Spike: "..... No?"
 * Gricky: "I'm only back to may or may not of be able to use lines that didn't get to be used in my debute appearence litterally back in Season 2."
 * Icky: "Well here's hoping that's all of the crazy events we're gonna ge-"
 * Po: LU KANG IS INVITING US!
 * Shifu: AND HE WANTS US RIGHT NOW!!
 * Gazelle: NO! I WANNA BE WITH MY CURRENTLY UNSEEN FAMILY!!
 * Shifu: They'll cut off our heads, we're going! (They flew in the ship as comical sound effects were heard as they finally crashed on the KFP World)
 * Woo: What a weird way to make an entrance!
 * Gazelle: You guys are assholes!
 * Quack: How unprofessional!
 * Gazelle: Andate a la cresta!
 * Monkey: Hi, Ming!
 * Ming: (After beating up the assassins) Hi, pedophile!
 * Monkey: I WAS IN LOVE WITH AN UNDERAGED GIRL?!?
 * Icky: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, that's rich!
 * Hu: You guys are weird!
 * Duke: That's the point!
 * Quack: I get your pain!
 * Gazelle: (Takes the poison) Really?
 * Quack: No! (She gets weakened)
 * Gazelle: WHY?!?
 * Quack: Because I am a clear bad guy and an example of magic-abuse. Whaddiya gonna do about it? (A blast was heard)
 * Gazelle:... You're dead!
 * Pang Bing: NOW I HAVE YOU!
 * Icky: Why is a cat villain in- (They were all turned into drones)
 * Pang Bing: F*** the producers, that's how! (MSM and Scroopfan flipped her off)
 * Hu: It was a setup! You're right, Quack's dead!
 * Gazelle: We'll manage!
 * Pang Bing: (As Gazelle got beaten by her) You'll NEVER manage against me! Wu Hu?
 * Wu Hu: I am a mockery of Chinese names! That's the joke! (Gazelle escaped)
 * Po: What do we do now?
 * Fu-Xi: (With other KFP fighters) Just ask!
 * Icky: Sparx wants to bang you like he wants to do to fairies.
 * Fire: Gross!
 * Sandy: (She kisses SpongeBob, and then the camera goes off and views the Imperial City as a splotch was heard)
 * Sandy:... YOU ASSHOLES OWE ME!!!
 * Gazelle: WE'RE OUT! (They blast off as the van controls went crazy)
 * Icky: What now?
 * Po: We get Eagle-Beak!
 * Icky: Are you serious?
 * Po: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS?!?
 * Icky: DEADPOOL'S AT THE TEMPLE?!?
 * Deadpool: I'M AT THE TEMPLE! AND, I am hilarious, and you will quote EVERYTHING I say in this episode and beyond!
 * Pinkie: (She hugs him) And I'm his BFF, and you will do the same to me!
 * Po: Pang Bing is back!
 * Deadpool: Well, looks like Scroopfan finally-
 * MSM/Scroopfan: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!!!
 * Deadpool:... Shot a-
 * MSM/Scroopfan: (They changed the setting before he could say it)
 * Deadpool: So what's the plan?
 * Po: We get Eagle-Beak!
 * Twilight: Are you serious?
 * Po: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS!
 * Twilight: It's a bad idea!
 * Po: We'll be fine! (They got captured)
 * Twilight:... So, what do I win?
 * Eagle-Beak: WE CAN'T LET YOU LIVE! YOU KNOW OUR LOCATION, AND WE WILL NOT HELP YOU!
 * Duke: Qui will be endangered!
 * Eagle-Beak: I'm in up until part 3 starts! (Later) AAAHHH!!! SPACE FIRE-ANIMALS!!
 * Deadpool: (Shooting the cannon) I CAN'T FEEL MY EVERYTHING, BUT THIS IS AWESOME!! (They were blasted down, and Deadpool jumped with all the heroes except the flight-capable-ones in tow) I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY- (He bumped his head on a wall, but grabbed a ledge)
 * Woo: Well, our ride's totaled!
 * Deadpool: But we're alive! (Trixie and the Thunderclaps were seen in the sky) Scratch that, we're dead!
 * Trixie: (Dubbed as Quagmire) Wǒ zhèyàng zuò shì wèile róngyù de Páng Bīng hé suǒyǒu tā de yúchǔn wú rén jī!! (Chinese: "I do this for the honor of Pang Bing and all her idiotic drones!!") BANZAAAIII!!! (They dived down)
 * Deadpool: THAT'S MY LINE!!! (They surround them with fire)
 * Starlight: Your mane is nice!
 * Trixie: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL-
 * Thunderclap: (Screeches loudly)
 * Trixie: AAHH!! MY EARS!!!
 * Thunderclap: Oh, I am DREADFULLY-
 * Trixie: HELP US!
 * Thunderclap: (He kisses Downpour, and another splotch was heard in a farther distance)... YOU ASSHOLES OWE ME!!!
 * Quack: MAGIC WILL PREVAIL! (He unleashes a magic blast)
 * Eagle-Beak: We're out, the heroes are being idiots!
 * Xerxes: When are they NOT? (Sgt. Crush oohed at that)
 * Twilight: (Later after the Penguins were cured) WE DO IT OUR WAY, ASSHOLE!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Okay! It was pointless anyway.
 * Kun Lao: Hello, I'm the previous Emperor, and a GOOD fighter! (He shows his entire army of fighters)
 * Wu Hu: Gentlemen? (They overwhelmed Kun Lao's army and Pang Bing defeats Kun Lao and shatters his sword)
 * Lord Shen: Wǒ zhèyàng zuò shì wèile róngyù de Páng Bīng hé suǒyǒu tā de yúchǔn wú rén jī!!
 * Kun Lao: Yikes! (He is rescued by the High Council)
 * Pang Bing: What the fu-
 * Kun Lao: I HAD HER RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HER!!
 * Celestia: No you didn't!
 * Kun Lao: You're right, I didn't!
 * General Tsin: (At Quack's valley) CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (They got captured quickly)...
 * Lu Kang:... Good work, team!
 * Icky: Is that being stupid or sarcastic?
 * Lu Kang: What's sarcasm?
 * Icky: AND there's my answer!
 * Pang Bing: You got the heroes?
 * Quack: They're in the dungeon!
 * Pang Bing: No they're not!
 * Quack: DAMMIT!! (They were rescued by the High Council)
 * Lu Kang: Hello, Grandfather!
 * Kun Lao: S'up?
 * Pang Bing/Quack: ATTACK!!! (They fought them)
 * Fu Bu: I AM THE MERCENARY KING, AND I EAT FAN-BUTT BIRDS LIKE YOU FOR LUNCH!!
 * Deadpool: OH, S***, YOU PRESSED THE SHEN BUTTON!!
 * Fu Bu: The wha- (He was launched off in the distance)
 * Lord Shen: NEVER CALL ME THAT!!!
 * Deadpool: UH-OH, HERE COMES MY ASSHOLE FORMER FRIENDS AND TWO OTHER GROUPS!! (The three hero teams came in as the Frog Hunters, Brer Bear and Fox, and Doofenschmirtz hummed 'Ride of the Valkyries')
 * Quack: AW, COME ON!! (They complicated the fight) JESUS, THIS MAKES MY TRAGEDY WORSE IN COMPARISON TO PANG'S!!
 * Pang Bing: WHAT DID YOU F****** SAY?!?
 * Deadpool: (Dubbed as the Cheshire Cat) Oh, I believe he said it makes his tragedy worse in comparison to yours.
 * Pang Bing: (Dubbed as the Yelling At Cats Guy) I'M GOING TO RIP YOU!!!
 * Quack: Screw it, I'm going back in time!
 * Celestia: No you're not!
 * Lightflies: YOU'RE DEAD!
 * Quack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo- (He disappeared)
 * Lord Shen: Well, now we can cure Gazelle!
 * Enlightrant: I am here with the solution!
 * Deadpool: No you're not! (He shoots him in the head)
 * Lord Shen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo- (Enlightrant was revealed to be Jallmadoor) -Ooooo, Oh, never mind!
 * Jallmadoor: I'LL DESTROY YOU!
 * Gazelle: No, you won't! (She literally tears Enlightrant's soul out of his body)
 * Jallmadoor: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Gazelle: Uniter Princess, bitch! (The Lightflies grabbed him as he screamed)
 * Enlightrant: I'm okay!
 * Gazelle: Can you do the thing?
 * Enlightrant: You already did the thing!
 * Gazelle: So I can stop Pang, then?
 * Enlightrant: Balls yeah!.... Wow, what an out-of-character thing for me to say.
 * Lord Shen: Good, now we can-
 * Fu Bu: DEAL WITH ME!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, hi, Fu Bu! (Gazelle punched him off into the distance in the stomach) Bye, Fu Bu!
 * Deadpool: I HOPE YOU FU-LL BU-TTER SOON! (Silence)...
 * Icky: Lame!
 * Deadpool: Bite me!
 * Alex: Okay! (He did that to his butt as he screamed)
 * Deadpool: THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
 * Alex: (Dubbed as Patrick) BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!!!
 * Pang Bing: Prepare for battle! (She surrounds the area with blue fire and thorny vines) A BIG BATTLE!
 * Gazelle: We're not afraid of you!
 * Pang Bing: (Transforms into her Dragon Form) How about now?
 * Maleficent: THE DEVIL?!?
 * Gazelle: (She throws her Uniter Blade at her like Prince Phillip as she was defeated)
 * Maleficent: THE DOUBLE DEVIL?!?
 * Gazelle: What purpose does this serve?
 * Pang Bing: I don't know!
 * Gazelle:... Then we'll find out!
 * Elzaorbana: Her memories have been warped into evil!
 * Gazelle: Who could've done this?
 * Mothlock: I WOULD'VE!! (Cackles as the camera eased from him and shows the Valley   Land of Prosperity, and begins destroying the world) EITHER SURRENDER OR THIS WORLD DIES!!
 * Pang: Should we give it to him?
 * Gazelle: We have no choice at the moment.
 * Shifu: We'll need to stay out of China for this one.
 * Po: Let's go to Japan!
 * Yijiro: Greetings, Dragon Warrior!
 * Karaage: Greetings, Dragon Warrior!
 * Deadpool: HOLY GIANT SQUID!!
 * Karaage: I have a plan for you to get around this.
 * Tulio: Well, let's go!
 * After a montage of getting to Ling's place, and beating Khan and the vultures who were wearing carboard signs that said "We are un-nessersary to the plot and pointless story-wise", then we cut to the Land of Prosperity village
 * Fa: I am another parallel to the Dragon Warrior!
 * Zhen: And I am another parallel to his adopted father! But female! And a Peacock!
 * Tsin: And WE are parallels to the Jade Palace! But with a needless political eviomental message.... With sci-fi elements to avoid being too direct about it in a 50/50 success rate of being subtile about it.
 * Sun Bear: And I am the obvious Oogway clone as a bear. And I decree that this random female panda can be useful as a new member of the Chi Masters.
 * Tsin: BULLS***!
 * Sun Bear: "Remember what the 3rd film showed."
 * Tsin: "(Begrudgingly) Fine."
 * Gazelle: Well, I can tell where THIS is going.
 * Tsin: She's clearly a fool!
 * Fa: (As she took beatings) OH, YEAH!!! (She bounced down the stairs)... AWESOMENESS!!!
 * Tiger: Tsin's been through a LOT in his biological birthplace in Japan cause of an evil uncle we are SURE is long gone and will not be brought back as an entirely different character for the sake of going M.Night Shamulan on us!
 * Heron: "Or else this will turn into a Kung Fu Panda verson of "Devil"."
 * Fa: Oh, so I can definitely identify.
 * Mothlock: UNITER HUNTERS?!?
 * Venomari: VENOMARI! I'm the obvious Hexxus Reference!
 * Dustox: DUSTOX! And I am unintentionally insulting to ze German Culture!
 * Quakaro: QUAKARO! And, I'm actselly kinda nice.
 * Freeloada: FREELOADA! I'm ripping off Abridged Cell.
 * Familier voice: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK?!"
 * Hatetor: HATETOR! I'm one of two original and NON-Steriotypicly-insulting Uniter Hunters!
 * Fearos: FEAROS! I am the frightening leader yet will end with a disappointing pay-off because I'm otherwise kinda typical for the Fear Villain trope.
 * All Uniter Hunter: AND WE ARE GONNA- (The Lodger van crashed on top of them)..... Ow.
 * Deadpool: YIPPEE!!!
 * Kowalski: DEADPOOL DEFATED THE UNITER HUNTERS AND SAVED US FROM SCENES DEDICATED TO THEM AND FROM MEETING UNIMPOURENT CHARACTERS UNLIKELY TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!
 * Those such characters: "Awwwwwwwwwwwww."
 * Deadpool: Hilariously-derailing one-liner!
 * Tsin: VOIDHEART IS COMING?!?
 * Wingz: Voidheart is coming!
 * Sun Bear: Voidheart is coming?
 * Tsin: Voidheart is coming!
 * Sun Bear: You must. (As a rainbow formed around his arms) BELIEVE! And now I am dead! Bleh! (He disintegrates into blossom petals)
 * Tsin: Voidheart is coming!
 * Fa: (She screams like the Robot Chicken Gummy Bear while running until the heroes teleported in front of her)
 * Pang Bing: Nut up!
 * Fa: I don't know how!
 * Tiger: Let's stall Voidheart!
 * Voidheart: (Aftering being kicked in the face and through the building saying random gibberish) I WON'T HAVE YOU STALLING ME!!!
 * Baboon: Stalling?
 * Voidheart: Yes!
 * Spider:... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: STALLING!
 * Baboon:... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: STALLIIIIIIIIIING!!!
 * Faithless/Creeps: Oh, boy!
 * Tsin: You're a NATURAL and I suddenly like you now!
 * Fa: Just a coincidence!
 * Tsin: To the Sacred Pool of Tears!
 * Po: I am the Dragon Warrior!
 * Fa: Wowzers! (He trains her with food)
 * Po: Nice work, Dragon Warrior II!
 * (Icky): JUST KISS ALREADY!!!
 * Baboon: So... You think... We're... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS, CHINESE CRAZY TOWN?! YOUR ASSES ARE GRASS....ES! (He uses his nerve attack on them and captures them) YOUR PUNIISHMENT IS TO DISAPPEAR UNTIL PART 4 FOR A BRIEF CAMIO?!
 * Fa: We'll DEFINITELY defeat Mothlock now!
 * Mothlock: NO YOU WON'T! (He accelerates the apocalypse) 1 HOUR, OR NOBODY ENTERS OR LEAVES, AND THIS WORLD DIES!!!
 * Pang Bing: Oops!
 * Tsin: OOPS?!? Now I'm not angry at you anymore! I am emotionally inconsistent!! I'll stall Voidheart. You evacuate everyone! (They did that)
 * Zhen: I heard you talking with Tsin!
 * Fa: I didn't mean that, I still care for you!
 * Zhen: I know. I saved you from Lord Shen back when he was a super-awesome villain before reformed by an obcessive crossover fanboy!
 * Scroopfan: "HURTFUL!"
 * Po: WHAT A TWIST!
 * Po/Fa: DRAGON WARRIORS UNITE!!
 * Voidheart: Hello, nephew!
 * Tsin: AW, COME ON!!! YOU TOTALLY JUST TURNED US INTO AN M.NIGHT PRODUCTION?!
 * Voidheart: I'm wrecking your shit because I'm just THAT deplorable! (He destroys the Palace, and coils and strangles him)
 * Tsin: NO, MASU-DOMO, YAMATE!!
 * Voidheart: And now to finish the-
 * Fa/Po: HEY! Let that Tsin alone!
 * Voidheart: JACKPOT! (He uses the nerve attack as it only tickled them and bounced his spike arms back at him) DOOF! YOU BIG FAT PANDAS!!!
 * Fa/Po: THEY CALLED US, You know what, screw that ripping-off the Lion King shit, cutting to the point! (They belly-flopped him to the town) CHENG-GHENG GEMINI TECHNIQUE! (They shared Chi and wailed on Voidheart, and finally used the Wu-Hoi Banishment Flick on him) Bye-bye!
 * Mothlock: FINALLY!
 * Pang Bing: (She was corrupted) I TRICKED YOU INTO COMING HERE!
 * Gazelle: Bulls***! And on top of that, your CLEARLY RIPPING OFF THE END OF THE SPYRO DAWN OF THE DRAGON GAME?!
 * Mothlock: You're mine!
 * Gazelle: There's no reason to fight anymore!
 * Pang Bing: (She was restored of her full heart) There's always something!
 * Spyro/Cynder: THE F***?!?
 * Mothlock: MY SHIELD!! (The Lodgers came in) YOU F*Dog bark*ED ME! YOU F*Chicken caw*ED ME YOU WRETCHED F*Monkey ahk*S!!
 * Gazelle: Where'd those sounds come fro-
 * Mothlock: I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!
 * Pang Bing: You don't scare us!
 * Darkside Moth: (He transforms into Darkside Moth) How about now?
 * Deadpool: HAH! Blobby!
 * Mayfly: To the park they for some unexplaned reason! (They got there)
 * Faithless/Creeps: SURPRISE, BITCHES! (They put up a shield) Nothing will penetrate this shi- (Darkside Moth landed on them).... Ow.
 * Icky: WHOA! DARKSIDE KILLED THEM BOTH!!!
 * Tarvox: (He and Trax were restored to life) WHEW! That was crazy!
 * Trax: "Hello, we're two characters that originally were dead until we were inexplitably choosen by Mothlock to serve him for a reason not known other then the obvious and this is tecnecally our debute. (Quietly) Though I get a better role WAYYYYY down in the newer series. (Wink!)"
 * Icky: HAH! Nice nose! (Squidward was sensitive) Not that it isn't beautiful!
 * Patrick: Nah, it's ugly!
 * Tarvox: PRICKS!! (He throws an ordnance grenade and it blows up, only for them to have put up a shield)
 * Deadpool: (Moons him)
 * Darkside Moth: You can't stop me now!
 * Pang Bing: (She powers up into the HSS like a Super Saiyan, and attacks him)
 * Darkside Moth: Still can't stop me!
 * Pang Bing/Gazelle: (They fuse into the Uniter Dragon) HOW ABOUT NOW?!?
 * Darkside Moth: OH, FU- (He was tail smacked out of his oozy body)
 * Mayfly: (They blasted their light energy and restored the field)
 * Mothlock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (As he then got exiled in the containment box) I REALLY SHOULD'VE TELEPORTED AWAY INSTEAD OF YELLIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg... (He was gone)
 * Deadpool: What a crazy Christmas adventure that ended up lasted until the early start of March (with some delays), we got to beat someone on our NAUGHTY list!
 * Wingz: What about us?
 * Twilight: We can't change you back, but you can work for Quack!
 * Dingz: "Ok."
 * Pang Bing: What about me? What's to say I won't turn evil again?
 * Shifu: We know someone who will ensure that won't happen!
 * MSM: And now the conclusion...
 * Deadpool's voice: "...... THAT, WAS, EPIC?!"
 * Scroopfan: "Actselly yes, that, that came out nicely."
 * MSM: GREAT! Now, again, on with the conclusion!

Chapter 1: Aftermath of the Final Fight Against Mothlock
Land of Prosperity Cutaway Present The Park. KFP-2D Animated Flashback Present Later. Elsewhere in the van. Another KFP sytile 2D flashback. Present Flashback Present Later... Flashback. Flashback ends. A beach was seen. Later. The Out echoed as the van was leaving. Shore Temple Outside the Temple Van. Shaanxi Province The Palace. The Throwenroom. Outskirts of the city. Shaanxi Palace Throneroom Flashback. Flashback ends. Palace Library
 * The Shrine was seen being repaired.
 * Tsin was looking at it sadly.....
 * Tsin: "...... I wished this went down alot less destructive onto our home then it did."
 * Tiger and the other masters arrive.
 * Tiger: "Perhaps it could've gone down alot of more cleaner, but..... Look at the positives, master. (Points to the freed children returning to their families)....... Many broken families have been reunited and freed from slave labor, and an undesireable desteny. The land has been healed from Mothlock's tainted grip, the Shrine will get more get more beautiful stories then the ones we lost, your dream of a new Tanoki valley will be atthived, your, appearently reserected uncle is gone, Sun Bear's dreams of restoring the land is realised, and most of all..... We got a truely masterful Chi Panda on our side."
 * Tsin: "...... My only regret, is that Sun Bear didn't get to live to see this happen."
 * Baboon: "He's likely to know about in spirit. You completed what he started, it's just as satisfying as seeing it himself."
 * Tsin: "But what am I to do? The old stories are likely too damaged to be kept.... What am I gonna replace them with?"
 * Spider: 'Well, I was never a fan of that dark stuff, so, hey, at least your appearent uncle gave way for more positive stories."
 * Tsin: "It's just....... I never expected everything to be..... So soon."
 * Spitting Cobra: "But yet, here we are. The Land of Prosperity lives up to it's name once again, Mothlock and his Darkness Ooze Rig are gone, and every reshorce it ruins is healthy and safe again."
 * Heron: "Yeah! I mean, a liberated land, an imprisoned alien tyrant, clean water, no more people becoming Heartless Folk, the Heartspawn and the Uniter Hunters are both gone, Pang Bing's gone straight, AND we got an actual Chi-Panda up in here! What's not to like?"
 * Tsin: "Mothlock, though great, is but one evil that runs loose in the universes. Or had, in his case. Freedom, whether gained or had been kept, can be fleeting. We are never truely free. We are just targets for a newer generation of congurors. All we did was leave the nince to be filled by someone who is at Mothlock's level, if not even stronger, to ruin our land again. This land has everything such congurors want. Reshorces, people to be made to serve them, and in our case, power to make them stronger. How long can our land keep true to it's namesake, when someday, another power hungery warlord comes along and claims it for his own?"
 * Heron: Well, you know what they say, Master! The sky's the limit. We have a good protector, and discovered QUITE a lot about Fa and her adopted mother, that she's from the same destroyed village as the Dragon Warrior, and Zhen is the aunt of the one responsible for it's destruction. And I gotta say, their reunion was... A little mixed.
 * Lodgers/Lord Shen: HE (I) KILLED BABY PANDAS?!?
 * Lord Shen: OH MY, GOD, COBRA, AS IF I COULDN'T HATE YOU ANYMORE THAN I DID ALREADY, YOU FIND MORE WAYS TO MAKE ME LOOK HORRIBLE!!! I MEAN, I'M NOT SURPRISED CONSIDERING I WANTED TO GET ALL OF THEM, BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T BRING HARM ONTO THE CHILDREN! BUT AFTER HEARING I RESORTED TO KILLING THEM AFTER CONSIDERING... I... COBRA, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I AM GONNA SLIT YOUR THROAT, DRINK ALL YOUR BLOOD, CUT OUT YOUR ORGANS, PUT THEM IN A BLENDER, AND DRINK THEM THROW A STRAW... All except the intestines or stomach, that's just gross. THAT should be a horrid thing to suffer before a resurrection!
 * Heron: Regardless, they gave us enough protectors to keep the Valley safe. When you eventually retire as a teacher, Fa will do well as Po did in taking that place. And with your new upcoming Chi-Ki Valley, I'm sure you'll not only have them as a guard, but also create a Legendary Chiki-Tanuki that is not as evil as Masu. You'll DEFNITELY honor Qi-Chan's name by doing that.
 * Tsin: Yeah, but things like that don't just happen in the blink of an eye so easily. We need to do a LOT of things to accomplish something like that. We need to do our best in order to ensure it comes true. With countless threats, there's DEFINITELY no telling that history will repeat itself. The Keyhole may be locked up and this world's heart may be safe, but what's to say there isn't anything else of value like, I don't know, the Magic Pool that Quack is guarding. Much of our Heartless Folk inhabitants are guarding his palace, but I feel that may not be enough. It had IMPERVIOUS defenses, and it was defeated thanks to Chi Masters. What's to say magic can't be used to do the same?
 * Spitting Cobra: Just have faith, Master. There's bound to be many surprises.
 * Tiger: "Until then, it's best to not worry about what would come and focus on the now. A celebration being set by the mayor is coming up, celebrating Miss Fa. It would do well to attend that."
 * Tsin: ".... Perhaps, it'll, clear my mind of these uncertain thoughts."
 * Baboon: "You should also be glad your not Lord Shen right now. I heard the Uniter isn't taking the revelation of his screw-up, all too well."
 * Shen was seen hog-tied bt his own tail feathers.
 * Pang Bing was seen calming Gazelle down with a smoothing magic touch.
 * Boss Wolf: "...... Wow. I did NOT know, you can actselly use feathers like that."
 * Icky: "Jesus christ, Gazy, I know your touchy about people doing despicable things, but, really? Shen was OBVIOUSLY under a spell, the guy was about as aware of what he was doing as much as a blind T-Rex realising he's dating a deaf Spino."
 * Gazelle: "I don't even wanna talk about it."
 * Shen: "Miss Gazelle, please! At first I was gonna leave them alive, but I guess the processed me gotten impathent with my aunt's interfearence and.... That much doesn't need repeating. Point is, this is Mang's fault by proxy!"
 * Gazelle: "Was he the one who told you to slaughter children?!"
 * Shen: "..... Admitingly, even he would cross the line against that, espeically now-a-days. I know it's fruitless trying to blame him for anything I did while under his spell, but-"
 * Gazelle: "YES OR NO?!"
 * Shen: "Okay, okay, no he did not?! Look, I hate myself for this abominable action as much as YOU clearly do! And I won't deny that Celestia would scold the soul out of my body if she gotten wise to this mess! But please consider that, whether he meant me for to go that far or not, you cannot deny that he corrupted me with his DARK magic! More or less, I was a mindless sentinal of his design! His magic pushed me to a certain extreme even HE never meant for me to go!"
 * Duke: "Look, to be fair kid, Pang Bing was in the same position and was doing worse crap! Do we REALLY have to deal with you being so worked up about this?"
 * Gazelle: "........ I want you to make a very earnest apology to Fa about what you did to her parents, and those children and THEIR parents."
 * Shen: "AND I WILL! But first I would like for you to acknowledge that, THAT Shen is BEYOND long gone. He's more anichent history then the Han Dynasty! I'm above that sort of sin now! Any sin! It is part of my own ongoing path to redemption."
 * Iago: "Well thanks to the fact that you SLAUGHTERED KIDS, procesed by a mutant cobra or not, that path is now longer then it should be! I wouldn't be surprised if parents become more afraid of letting children be around you if this gets out! Heck, I'm calling it! Shen will start getting restraining orders of every parent in the universes to not be within ANYWHERE of their kids!"
 * Icky: "I'm betting on Tri-Corn wanting to kick his ass harder then how Gazelle did it if she got wise! Heck, this could be bad enough to put Glitch-Corn back in working order!"
 * Lord Shen: It's not wise to gamble like that when you already KNOW the possible outcome. Point is, I've heard that Mang back when he didn't had those shreds of standerds, HAD killed children in his time. So, CLEARLY, when he corrupted me, he molded his own dark heart into me. So, I'm holding onto my word that when I confront Cobra for this, he WILL be sorry. Why the hell do you think I hate him as much as that Clockwork bastard for bringing Kairi into an orphan life, REGARDLESS of how good and prosperous and socially-fulfilling it was? She was a poor defenseless child, and I failed to save her from my evil master, THANKS TO SOME TRAITOROUS OWL SNITCH!!! I wanted to slay that owl for ruining me and her, but obviously, he was Sly's to defeat and his alone because he was so strong by the time we crossed paths again, only someone with the as much skill and resources as the family the owl resented could beat him. And killing would've been a wasted act for me anyway. I DID almost get killed myself trying to do it.
 * Gazelle:..... ( Gets calm enough thanks to Pang's theroputic magic touch)...... That is a good point, but regardless, it's gonna be hard to look at you the same way again, for the moment. I know you guys have told me time and time again that life beyond Zootopia is terroriblah, but, I am still coping on how far people would go so low, processed or not!
 * Mayfly: Trust me, Uniter, things like that is common with not just other Uniter Princesses of the past, but with us as well.
 * Hiccup: Indeed. Why do you think it hurt my relationship with Toothless when my father died upon being controlled by Drago? My mother told me that's what happens when bad people control good things. Sure the results are heart-scarring, but it's not wise or fair to hold onto that grudge forever. That's exactly how villains get to you, and it's what makes them so infamous. Cobra knows that things like this will occur, and, with or without standerds, he's still enough of a total clud to the point that, he would find it amusing and advantageous.
 * Gazelle:... Yes, it's quite obvious I still have a lot to learn.
 * Mayfly: And that's what we're here for.
 * Gazelle: Now then, if we're done indulging villains for pissing on good people's lives, what do we do now? It's the 23rd, and Tricorn is no doubt gonna be angry if we don't be at the party for her. Hell, aren't the villain teams supposed to be off on Christmas.
 * Pang Bing: Well, they do, unless they are provoked. And that's what I did. I provoked them by stealing their members. But regardless, they will no longer be a problem in whatever happens next.
 * Private:... What concerns me is that... We MAY still not be done.
 * Skipper:... Explain yourself, Private.
 * Private: Well, Mothlock said that he didn't come this far without an anonymous source, right? I mean, remember the containment box that had Pang's sisters in it?
 * Pang Bing:... That's actually a good point. There's bound to be a GREATER threat out there, and Mothlock is but an intermediate challnate.
 * Icky: "And a HELL of a pilminerarly at that!"
 * Gazelle: He said that the box was once owned by the Emperor who persecuted you.
 * Pang Bing:... That must mean... That we're dealing with magic-phobes.
 * Mayfly: It's too inconsistent to be true. Magic-Phobes hate all kinds of magic, good AND evil! These have to be some very hypocritcal haters to stoop so low to do such. Otherwise, they wouldn't have brought a magical villain like Mothlock.
 * Shifu:... Unless... They seem to be using Mothlock, AND Pang Bing, with Quack an additional convinence, to make magic itself look evil and therefore AID in their anti-magic campaign.
 * Mayfly:... THAT is another good point. Perhaps we need to clean-out this threat in case it decides to get payback for the defeat of Mothlock.
 * Pang Bing: And it's clear that this is of that Emperor's origin. There's no doubt that he suffered due punishment, and thus he might've had a hand in forming this very cult.
 * Icky: "But, that emperor I think is likely DEAD by now...."
 * Pang Bing: "He could've been able to make heirs to continue this legacy. If it was not him, at the least it could've been any spawn."
 * Lu Kang:... Grandfather, do you happen to know anything about this?
 * Kun Lao: Well, since it was a thousand years ago, the info on Emperor Lu Kai The Terrorable and his line is nevertheless obscured, possibly for good and controversial reasons. Even the mixed-species imperial family made such info classified to avoid controversy to the modern generation.
 * Icky: Oh, come on, why make it classified? Humans had a controversial history of racism, slavery, segregation, and just general flat-out stupidity, and yet, while their modern descendants look at that period with shame, they take pride in knowing that they can be the generation to do better then that. Hell, racism STILL exists in one way or another.
 * Kun Lao: Well, unlike them, our history doesn't get over such unacceptable acts. Xenophobia back then is just as disfavored from then to today as racism was to humans. You also have to keep in mind that it was because of hate, that we in this world no longer all can be able to do Chi so easility, without difficult training with risk of failure or worse, corruption. It still exists, and people find shame at how strong it was in the past. And the process to learn above it, is not so easily strong. The shame that people do it at all, is too great, and we prefer to pretend it never happened. Even if it's not exactly any more benifital. So if they hear it at it's worst by a very Emperor, what's to say that there'll be or be not a MASSIVE uproar? The flaws of mortals are so relationship-damaging because they are things that cause fear, hate, anger, evil, and inevitably war. And war is the ultimate method of death. And here, even without the aide of modern war-horrors I hear unsettling tales about, wars can be quite destructive and live-ruining.
 * Po: Totally. Why do you think we tried to stop a war through a legendary and unstoppable messenger?
 * Kweng: Admittedly, war is quite a concern to some, but the reason why it's not to me is because my work is like a police officer, and incidents like a message causing a war is like ticketing a friend or son to us. Friendship or family is simply not going to save you, and the same can be said for us. Why do you think we messengers are either scoffed at or considered useless? We do our job without concern because it's a simple job. Our job causes life and death, but someone's gotta do it. It is a sad existence and I've made many enemies like Fu-Xi and Sun Ying Moon out of it, but when a job has to be done, it's gotta be done.
 * Tigress:... I can see why you're so legendary. You show no weakness.
 * Kweng: Quite.
 * Fu-Xi: Well, I guess we can help you deal with this possible threat of Imperial origin. If it means a greater threat than even Mothlock, then we must act, and hopefully before Christmas.
 * Kun Lao: Well, if you're going to figure this out, then you might already have the resources in the form of a former emperor of china and his predecessor. While I cannot reveal TOO MUCH sensitive information, I can tell you that Lu Kai was a Water Buffalo, and is related to Lu Kang.
 * Icky: "So the asshole was in the same family tree?"
 * Kun Lao: "To, my family's detrement, yes. We try so hard, to deny his existence. It's, in part of my our families are inter-species. The original imperial family, which were once consistently buffalo, were shamed by that emperor's actions to the point that the likes of ducks, pigs, deers, dogs, cats, insects, snakes, frogs, even fish, among uncountless other speices, have been included into the family line.
 * Puss:... I think that MIGHT be helpful.
 * Viper:... How so?
 * Puss: Remember that Heartspawn General we encountered after Tarvox and Trax retreated?
 * Tigress:... Are you suggesting the two of them may be connected?
 * Puss: It's a possibility. But there is only one way to find out. We need to go to any and all Imperial colonies in China to find any clues as to the whereabouts of this cult.
 * Kun Lao: Well, while your quick thinking is admirable, I'm afraid the royal mixed family is a little touchy about investigations like that, especially when it concerns classified info on a controversial emperor.
 * Pang Bing: Well, it's about time I did something better to honor my sisters than defeating my corrupter, and that's dealing with the roots of the one that reduced them to the Spirit Realm. If I'm going to be an Equinox Master, then what better way to test my capabilities in it than by-
 * Gazelle: Than by facing the one who started it all.... Well, at least, the one who's related to it.
 * Pang Bing:... So, I take it we know what to do, then?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yep. We investigate any sources we can, and we find this guy Shifu talked about to prepare Pang for this journey.... Speaking of which, who is this guy?
 * Shifu: It's actually someone of close connections to Oogway. But, SHE, is of a greater higher level.
 * Tigress:... You mean-
 * Shifu: Indeed. We must seek out Master Ha Hoi the Sea Turtle.
 * Fluttershy:... Do we get to go underwater for this?
 * Karaage: Actually, I have sparred with her sometimes in Chi-Ki battles when she was still living in the Yellow Sea Shore Temple in Jiāo'ào which is currently under the care of Master Dolphin. But she's no longer at the sea, and just spends much of her time in a Temple in the Himalayas.
 * Fluttershy: Aww!
 * Icky: "What's a Sea Turtle doing in the Himalayas? A land of snow? Which is like, the worse ever place for reptiles? AND WAY inland in Asia, so, double-whammy negitive points for a SEA reptile? Also, it's the freaking Himalayas, AKA the most HAZARDOUS mountain range in the world to the point where a relative of Shen died climbing on?!"
 * Karaage: Her reasons are because, she wants to be ABOVE limits and expectations, and justified so by her chi. Her chi is of a great purity and of great power sought by many, even by undesirables. She knew she couldn't risk being in where they can easily predict, espeically if it's her home of the Yellow Sea, so while she left Master Dolphin to run the Shore Temple, she moved far inland, and went to established a temple there.
 * Applejack: "Well I can understand not wanting to be made to teach riff-raff her ways, but, doesn't she get homesick about being so far away from the ocean, and, warm beaches for that matter?"
 * Karaage: "A price she unquestionably is willing to pay to protect against being respondsable for turning those who enjoyed their power too much and end up becoming..... Chi Parasites. Which is why she only accepts the best students, but nevertheless keeps in touch with Master Dolphin as he does well in his master's place, training her former students like his brother and the other students under her teachings, and she would only agree to heal those she knows will not take advantage of her. She's a kind soul, but very cautious of the power she possesses, and wishes to be careful of whom she shares her kindness to."
 * Banzai: "Why is she so cautious? It's not like she ended up helping someone that wasn't really worth helping or anything!"
 * Shifu: ".... Why else do you think she's hiding in the mountains of the Himalayas?"
 * Banzai: "Why? Because, she's a weird turtle?"
 * Shifu: "WRONG?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well then explain! What, did she ended up healing a warmongering dictator or something?!"
 * Shifu: Well... yes, and no. You see, this warmongering dictator, was actually her master. She had little trust in what she first thought was the father she never had as she never found her real father since she survived her hatching and quest into the ocean, especially discovering her father was a Chi Parasite. But what pushed her further into grief was that her master... Ended up becoming a Chi Parasite, and turned one of her fellow students and best friend into another Chi Parasite....
 * (Shifu): Her master, the Leatherback named Gui Hai Wuang, was always mixed on his behavior towards her, which she easily shrugged off as Kung Fu master behavior. Turns out, he was a guy whom embarrassed himself for failing to achieve the Celestial Phoenix test in public and losing a bet as a result that cost much of his good life, especially since, according to legend, the one who actually achieved the title was a turtle, easily poking his teenage ego. Since then, he has been very bitter, and has been a mixed responsible master. Then came the day he did his first Chi technique, and Hai easily picked up on it. Growing with greed since this could be a proper replacement, he wanted this power all to himself, and demanded much from his students, including Hai, out of threat of banishment. Eventually, Hai finally rebelled against Gui and had him banished to the Spirit Realm. But later on, after years of running his Shore Temple and doing well with it including having it funded and aided out of it's previous leader's controversy, Gui managed to come back to the Mortal Realm, and nearly made good on his threat on Hai for disobeying him. He did it by, again, turning her best friend against her by tempting him through his clear ego. Thus, Hai was nearly killed and much of her life was nearly destroyed. Hai was able to win again, bringing Gui back to the Spirit Realm, and sending her corrupted best friend to Chorh-Gom Prison, as he was still too weak to use his Chi to break out. This was when she could no longer take it, and considered, with three close people to her turning into Chi Parasites, she left for the Himalayas after leaving her best student, Master Dolphin, in charge of the Temple, while she built her own.
 * Shifu:... So, as you can see, the terrors she faced at those times are why she feels her Chi is too easy to steal for people like her adopted father and best friend, and even her biological father, she needs to isolate herself. And because of this, even Oogway and me had no idea where she could be found, and thus the only ones who know her location is Master Dolphin.
 * Icky:... Wasn't that one of the masters whose armor you keep in the Temple and Po and Li played with?
 * Shifu: And left a few scratches on, yes.
 * Po: (Sighs) Please don't mention that to him.
 * Shifu: Actually, it wasn't his, it was his father's, and his father's before him, so no doubt it's gonna be TWICE as aggravating to him.
 * Po:... (Gulps)
 * Fluttershy:... So, we DO get to see the sea after all?
 * Karaage: Eh, depends on what happens there. (Fluttershy squees)... What's with her?
 * Twilight: Yeah, ever since she decided to expand her animal caretaking outlook to alternate environments, and manages to save a merpony community through it, she's become a little... Gaga for it.
 * Karaage:... I see. So, it's clear that if we wanna find Hai, we must go to Master Dolphin's Temple. Just a fair warning though..... Master Dolphin is...... Strict to an unapologenic fault.
 * Po: "(Gulp), And he's a super-rules-fanactic, that makes the fact I kinda wrecked his family's armor even worse!"
 * Monkey: "Well I think it's safe to say that Master Dolphin is NOT gonna be a very big Po fan."
 * Mantis: "No doubt about it."
 * Crane: "Unquestionably."
 * Banzai: "So, we're not gonna stay for Fa's celebration?"
 * Shifu: "Disappointing, I know, but we have far urgent matters at hand, and we must make sure it doesn't attempt to restore Mothlock's rule, or worse."
 * Duke: "Well we may as well say our good-byes and skaddle out of here."
 * The Group walked off, as two shadowy forces watched.
 * The Van was seen flying across China.
 * Lord Shen: "Okay everyone, to cover better ground, we have to be split-up into seperate groups. One group will seek out Hai Hoi, the other shall get more answers about the Lu Kai line from the royal family. Pang Bing and Lu Kang are automaticly desinated to those groups for obvious reasons. And now to desinate the ones more likely to attend such groups."
 * Gazelle was seen doing some warm-ups in front of a TV screen following an exsersize program's words.
 * Pang Bing looked in, and sighed, looking daze.
 * Gazelle looked at Pang Bing.
 * Gazelle: "Oh hey Pang!"
 * Pang Bing snapped out of it!
 * Pang Bing: "AHEM!? Ahem.... I, came to check up on you and.... Your, ritualistic, dancing."
 * Gazelle: "Oh, I'm doing some areobics to keep myself in tip-top shape when we meet up with the next desperado."
 * Pang Bing: "Well, it's, nice to know you keep beautifully- Dah, I mean, consistently prepared for your challnages. I, admire that..... Miss Gazelle, there's, something, I only wish for you to know."
 * Gazelle: "Okay, (turns off the TV and gets onto her bed and excitingly positions herself like a slumber party teen ready for gossip), Go ahead and shoot."
 * Pang Bing: "...... Quite...... You see....... I, may look like a female cat native to this world, but...... You know those digital creatures, right?"
 * Gazelle: "You mean the "Digimon" as they called themselves?"
 * Pang Bing: "And, how they may look and sound like they have genders, but, they tecnecally don't?"
 * Gazelle: "Well that's mainly because their gender features are mainly just a way to identify them, but since they're like sentient data, they don't, well, capitalise on that because they're by all means proxually asexual. Why ask such a moy moy random question though?"
 * Pang Bing: ".... Well..... Like I said..... I only resemble a female cat speices because..... It was how the Mother Orb made us."
 * Gazelle: "Hold up, hold up, exactly what are you saying?"
 * Pang Bing: "..... (Sighs). (Procees to get into a meditative position and places her staff down.)....... Promise me, you will not end up thinking I'm insane or think I went crazy again."
 * Gazelle: "(Gets up and comferts Pang Bing), Pang Bing, I wouldn't even bring myself to think ill of even the worse Mothron in existence, let alone even someone like Tyler, (Grumbles) Even when he never makes it easy for me, (Normally) I will not judge anything you say.... I am likely to be caught-off guard and be dumbfounded, but, I am not gonna think you gone loco."
 * Pang Bing: "..... It all started, then the Mother Orb arrived in Dreamworks China."
 * Pang-bing-order.jpg glowing orb (The one in the picture and the same one from the episode) was seen traveling in space.
 * (Pang Bing): "The Mother Orb came to this world, for the mission to make the planet, one of great peace, since she understood the planet's wide-spread power of the Chi Users. It wanted to turn the world into a force of good. And so.... To do that.... It needed a great order to spread harmony and peace."
 * The Orb hovered over a random cat traveler and scanned her magicly.
 * (Pang Bing): "It scanned the DNA of a random female cat that happened to be noticed, and proceeded, to create me and my sisters."
 * The Orb proceeded to do just that, to the amazement of this random cat, as 5 kittens were borned naked.
 * (Gazelle):... So... You're not just sisters, but... You're clones?
 * (Pang Bing): "Indeed. We have the exact same appearance as our DNA donor, and the Mother Orb created us through it's own body that was capable of literally anything. Though we weren't exactly cats, as we were only so by 75%. While made in the image of female cats, we are not capable of making children by ourselves, but would have to gain the love of a worthy soul mate willing to embrace our magic inside of them. The cat the Mother Orb scan, felt that she needed to raise us as she felt it was what the Mother Orb desired. So, she raised me and my sisters and despite us being her clones, she only said we were her daughters."
 * Years passed as Pang Bing and her sisters grew up.
 * (Pang Bing): "Sadly, by adulthood, our biological mother passed on, leaving us to be on our own.... Until the Mother Orb arrived. She took cared of us from here on out. The Mother Orb summoned us and wanted us to be bringers and protecters of peace into a troubled war. We understood this well enough and embraced it's great power, and founded our order. The Order of The Orb Cats. I, being the eldest, was chosen as their leader. I would lead my sisters to make this world a better place..... But then.... He came."
 * A silluetted royal buffalo with some imperial guards came to Pang Bing's group.
 * (Ping Bing): "It was the self-rightious emperor of the time..... Emperor Ku Kai the Terriable. He came to ask us a rediculious request."
 * Lu Kai (Silluetted): "I came here because I resheaved word of a magical space orb that founded your little magic group, and it had the great Emperor of China intriged. Anything that is capable of creating life like it was easy is worthy of my attention..... And, my use. I, Emperor Lu Kai II, wished to rule the entire world under my hooves, and make all lands beyond china, bow to the laws of the great imperial family! With that orb my the side of the great chi-people of china, all enemies and resisters will quiver in fear of the combined might of chi and magic! Our world will be legendary and a stable of respect to the rest of the universes that I hope one day, a future desendent will aim to make it bow to my imperial legacy as well! So, Cats of the Orb, will you join my royal cause?"
 * Pang Bing: "......... Your dream is ambitious, but not universeal to what the Mother Orb wants."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Wait, what? Now what is THAT suppose to mean, pussy cat?"
 * Pang Bing: "The Mother Orb wishes to inspire peace and harmony among all walks of life in this world, not to subugate them in a totalarian rule. This world is troubled enough by the violence of it's past. Why taint the future with more?"
 * Lu Kai: "..... You're joking right? You have the power to win every war possable, and your gonna waste it being Peace Zealots?!"
 * Pang Bing: "It may not be ideal to you, Emperor. But it is our path and our path alone. And, personality, you be wise to reconisder your path. Desteny is not kind to those that try to change it in their faver."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Well let ME warn you! Bad things tend to happen to those that defy the imperial family, espeically the emperor! Your in Chi Conutry, Magic user! I can EASILY make it that magic will become VERY hated around these parts! Chi is clearly stronger then basic magic, dispite what crazy bagabonds say about Chi just being a vastly evolved form of magic because of magical pools from a planet of pure-hearted little horses! So how's about you reconsider your rejection and accept my inviation to join my cause?"
 * Pang Bing: "It is not to be your desteny to control an entire world, your majusty. And it will not be ours to encourage you."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Have it your way, p*****s! But don't come crying to me when something BAD happens! And trust me..... It always does in this world."
 * The Emperor and his forces left.
 * (Pang Bing): "I hoped the emperor was only making an empty threat and tried to scare me and my sisters to betray the Mother Orb's teachings and join his aimless cause.... I had faith that the people here knew better then that...... My faith in them..... Was ill-advised."
 * (Gazelle): Because they feared you?
 * (Pang Bing): More than that. Turns out, Chi was called an evolved form of magic for a reason: Magic was considered OUTDATED to them since the beginning of Chi. Chi could do everything magic could and more, albeit not all-powerful as most worlds, but still. We couldn't understand it as Chi was merely an exaggeration as it was not magic, as it was only a natural life force energy that flows among all living things. Magic was different as it gave BIRTH to Chi, because if not only flowed around all living things, but everything else not-living or otherwise. We knew that magic was based around a lot of mumbo-jumbo I'd rather not waste time explaining, but somehow, everyone got the concept of both wrong. And so, when we finally stepped up to explain the true nature of magic... Well... Let's just say things didn't go so well. While our words DID hold weight, many of them argued that, if magic WAS stronger than Chi, then it could might as well be powerful enough to destroy it as it could to Chi. So, with our point obscured very rudely, they did terrible things to us and started treating us terribly, fearing that we would do horrible things. Our word spread all throughout China, and it made everyone equally feared. It was absolutely atrocious that everyone was taking our word to absolutes, but Mother Orb tried to offer us hope. But then one day... (Imperial Forces were seen ransacking their home and destroying everything they had and they failed to stop them, getting beaten every time they got an upper-hand, as the Orb was seen being seemingly destroyed)... They destroyed the Orb! They thought it was a kind of weapon based around mind-control or hypnosis. So, calling us witches, they had us sent to the Emperor. We pleaded for mercy from him, but he only said...
 * Lu Kai: I will not do a thing for you! You were warned that this would happen, and you ignored it. This is what happens when you fail to listen to people who clearly understand this land better than you. We are the leaders for a reason: Because we are the wisest in the land, and we know best. You have ended up sabotaging yourselves through your blind means of peace. I could've used it better, and thus your powers belonged to me. So, I decided, if I couldn't have it, neither could you! I ordered for your guild to be destroyed.
 * Pang Bing:... Why?!?
 * Lu Kai: It is unwise to as questions when the answer was already clear. People clearly hate you and fear you, so it's best I obliged them and saved them the trouble. I did them a favor. You all failed to heed to my warnings, and thus you had to learn the hard way. And because you suffered for it when that all could've been avoided by passing it onto me, you just gave me no reason why I should give you mercy.
 * Pang Bing: This is crazy-talk! You're just going to prosecute us because we had little knowledge of our capabilities? This is clearly greed-talk, and you just wanted our power for your own selfish means! If you aren't going to give us mercy, then why should we do the same to you? We'll find a way out, and when we do, you will be sorry!
 * (Pang Bing): But by saying that... I might've shown why the Emperors of China are intolerable to treason or insubordination.
 * Lu Kai:... Well, that's it, you've dishonored all of China for refusing to recant, which could be considered treason. And after you failed to heed my warnings, I'd say that adds another count of insubordination. You could be put to death... Right now!
 * Pang Bing: ARE YOU INSANE?!? We have done NOTHING wrong! We are merely warning you, if you continue to indulge the cruel behavior of people who don't know any better, then you are seriously going to be punished, if not by us, but by people who have a brain! I'm asking you, your highness, be wise about this and not place false charges on us, or else it's not going to end pleasantly for you. Just because you're Emperor, it doesn't mean you know better than everyone else. That's called 'might makes right', as people like you believe that the most powerful people are automatically correct and know best. But the Mother Orb has always told us since your offer that it's all a lie, and that it's better for it to be phrased as 'might FOR right'. We denied your offer for that reason. Powers like Magic and it's life-force son Chi should be used to do good things BECAUSE that's what they are. Using it like you want to is called abuse of power, much like you may be doing with your title. So this is your last chance: do what is best for China, or make it worse!
 * Lu Kai: I'm sorry, but all that was treason talk. It's still not going to save you from execution. GUARDS?!?
 * Pang Bing: SIR, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T-
 * Lu Kai: Do NOT say 'I can't' to my face! This is what happens to the ones who did before. You break the laws, you pay the price!
 * Pang Bing: THIS IS SIMPLY UNFAIR!!!
 * Lu Kai: Life isn't fair, I'm afraid.
 * Pang Bing: UGGGH, THAT'S THE LAMEST EXCUSE-
 * Lu Ka: SILENCE! You shall die at dawn for your treason!
 * (Pang Bing): It was clear that, with a jerk like HIM in power, it was all too clear that, with no Mother Orb there for us, all of China was against us. I was the only one to escape that day, but I failed to save my sisters. They were gone, just like everything I ever known. I was all by myself.
 * Pang Bing:... The rest, you know.
 * Gazelle:... I... I'm terribly sorry. But... What does this have to do with-
 * Pang Bing: Well, you see, being technically genderless means that my sisters and I had a little... Controversial moments. You see, we didn't even know what gender we were considering our mother never told us before she died. The Orb revealed our true origins afterward, but we still referred to ourselves as girls because we were clearly cloned after such. I am a cat, yes, but the rest of me is... Well... Magic in nature. We could only reproduce through our common methods through, again, soul mates seeing the pureness inside of us, which is why the Orb chose a cat due to their pure hearts.
 * Gazelle: And?
 * Pang Bing: Well... I was a little bit caught off guard when seeing you dance. You see, the pure-sight spell is so vague, it doesn't specify gender, so by technicality that makes us...
 * Gazelle: Pansexual?
 * Pang Bing:... What?
 * Gazelle: Loving anyone or anything regardless of gender, species, age, or anything else?
 * Pang Bing:... Yeah.
 * Gazelle:... Well... I guess that is quite a surprise. So... You seem to be attracted to me because this pure-sight thing isn't specific about who does and who doesn't?
 * Pang Bing: Well, reproduction doesn't work like that right away. It's like a lock, it needs the right key in order to open. In this case, if the right person sees the pureness in you, then you'll automatically be able to sexually reproduce. It's... Quite awkward, even when the Mother Orb explained it to me. It's one of the many limitless and unexplainable things that magic can do.
 * Gazelle:... I... Pang, this... This is pretty heavy. I mean, don't worry about me being, judgemental about this, I, exspearimented with, alternate oriantations, and I get along famously with LBGT fans in Zootopia, but, try to keep in mind, I'm, mostly heteralsexual. It, means I'm more into dudes. Also, on top of that, the lougers told me that magic being used to get someone pregnant tends to be.... Well, it's not normally, pleasent.
 * Pang Bing: I know. But, to be honest, just because I find you attractive, it doesn't mean I love you like a lover, well, not CONJUSTUSLY, at the least, the whole me being dazed by your dancing is mainly just, imbalenced magic created hormones at work. I promise you, you do NOT have to worry about me being a turn corner in a love triangle with any potaintional lover you have in mind, so, (Brings up a picture of Hecktor and Clawhauser from a fan photo) These two, won't have to worry about being outcompeted. That's only a direct result of how we fit well as student and teacher. We see so much in each other, it by technicality makes me attracted to you regardless of gender. I DO want to have a straight relationship, and trust me, I grew up in a world that only embraces that, trust me, gayness has no popularity there, but it's no doubt going to be hard given the loopholes of my conception..... I'm sorry, this, this was REALLY awkword of me to talk about, is it possable to pretend I was actselly borned a cat?
 * Gazelle: Pang, that's nothing awkward to admit, mi amigo. Unexpected? Si, but far from awkword..... Though.... I get why you don't want the others to know.... Espeically not the likes of Icky, who will complain about it in some weird post modern nonsense, Deadpool because, he's not subtle about handling surprises well, from what I heard, or Twilight who would fangasum about you being a product of a magical space orb and would want to ask too many personal questions. Espeically when you don't always have the direct answer. It's as unexplainable as magic, and it's what makes it so unique. Magic can awaken the best in us, and it has done so much for the both of us. Pansexuality is not something to be ashamed of, so don't let anyone tell you it's wrong. If you wanna be in a straight relationship in the future, then do it. Just don't let it be that vague, and hope that you can overcome these, "Magical Hormones" you mentioned.
 * Pang Bing:... I'll try.
 * Gazelle: Excellente. And you have my word that no one's gonna know about this- (Noticed a Slack-Jawed Trixie and GIlda with Thunderclap and Pervis the raptor.)..... How, long were you guys standing there?"
 * Gilda: "We came in when Pang Bing dropped the bomb about her being the daughter of a magic space orb."
 * Trixie: "(Her eyes turned into Windows Blue Screens)....."
 * Gilda: "..... I knew letting you hang with Icky for the entirity of summer camp was a bad idea."
 * Thunderclap: "........ Wow! Just, wow!"
 * Pervis: "Awwww shoot! Wait until Bubbha and Icky get a-loud of this! Ha-Yuck!"
 * Pang Bing: "WAIT! I, I don't want everyone to know about what I am! It'll...... It'll be, awkword!"
 * Gilda: "Hey, we'll be cool about it. I mean, the majority anyway. Icky and Deadpool will be idiots about it and Twilight's likely to go "Dr. Askstomuch" on ya, and Pinkie Pie will likely go Birthday Crazy on ya cause of all the years of missed birhdays with that revenge crap you were doing, and I can only guess how much Fluttershy will blush in awkwordness, but other then that, we're cool about it! Besides, it KINDA holds impourent info about Lu Kai and it could kinda help us out."
 * Trixie snaps out of it thanks to Thunderclap booping her nose.
 * Trixie: "Thank you for that, Thunderclap. Besides, if we leave this infomation obscure, it runs the risk of the new-generation Lu Kai using that against you. Have you stopped and think that maybe Lu Kai the original may've known more about you then he let on?"
 * Pang Bing: "He mistaken the Mother Orb as a magic created weapon!"
 * Gilda: "Fair point. But what if he was smarter then he let on?"
 * Pang Bing: ".... Explain...."
 * Gilda: "Well, Dreamworks China is among the few worlds aware that it's not alone. So, it's possable that Lu Kai, maybe from a sage or something that used to worked for him, knew about the space orb! And Lu Kai may've lied about the whole "Weapon" thing just to cover what he wanted to be his claim. Well, that, and to see if it's really a space orb and not just something you made up."
 * Pang Bing: ".... I see...... But, I may've claimed something like this, but, I never had consistent evidence, that Lu Kai was causing Magic Discrimination, but, why when he hypocritically wanted to control magic at first?"
 * Trixie: "Well obviously he wanted to make sure you wouldn't be a threat to him since you knew about him wanting to take over the world!"
 * Gilda: "..... Don't mind that, the producers like to use old Nostaglia Critic and/or other over-used memes."
 * Trixie: "Anyway, he may've took advantaged of your, poor choice of words, and ended up too successful to the point that he had to reconsider his own plans."
 * Pang Bing: "..... Well, I once came to have known that Lu Kai did not get to enjoy maintaining his rule. Is that much true?"
 * Gilda: "Oh trust me, that is diffently true, thanks to Quack since his city was victimesed by his bull- (Remembers she's near Gazelle).... His sucky lies. In fact, based on what Master Ling said, that guy did not get to enjoy his rule for long ever since you escaped."
 * (Gilda): In the days following your escape, while he had your sisters in that box, he tried constant ways to find and capture you. But before he could succeed in doing so, he was confronted by your mere warning of not choosing what is best for China, because Kung Fu masters came in.
 * Lu Kai II: What can I do for you?
 * Master #1: Emperor Lu Kai, we have a warrant for your arrest.
 * Lu Kai II:... (Laughs) I never thought you guys had a sense of humor- (They looked sternly at him)... (Laughs) You think you can convince me that you're serious? I am the Emperor, you can't just DECIDE to arrest me. We have a word for that, and that's treason. So don't waste your ti- (They tackled him)
 * Master #2: You are indeed as pitiful as our Council said you were. We have been told that you have been exploiting higher powers like this position, magic, AND Chi.
 * Lu Kai: SECURITY!!! THERE'S PEOPLE COMMITTING TREASON IN HERE!!! ARREST THEM!!!
 * Master #3: I'm afraid your guards will no longer be of help. You must be arrested, because after what just happened involving the Chi warriors ALL over China, and how YOU inspired the death of the world's Magic Capital, you're too dangerous to be left in power!
 * Lu Kai: Wait, WHAT?!? I COMMANDED NO SUCH THING!!
 * Master #4: Well, take a look at THIS! (Shows him a scroll)
 * Lu Kai:... QUACK'S CITY, DESTROYED BY CHI MASTERS IN THE HONOR OF THE EMPEROR LU KAI II?!?
 * Master #2: This is CLEARLY because of your exploits. You inspired people with your prejudice against magic.
 * Lu Kai: Okay, first off, I am NOT the one to resort to an invasion of THIS degree! I mean, ALL EXCEPT QUACK, DEAD?!? I'd only leave a fair amount alive. Second, I am NOT anti-magic! I wanted to use Magic and Chi to do great things for China. The prejudice against magic didn't help. This is outrageous of you to accuse me of something unexpected!
 * Master #1: It's not just Quack! It's other crimes. You were NOT wanting Chi and Magic for the good of China. We've had you under surveillance for months, and know of your true intentions. We only accused you as an anti-magic xenophobe just to admit this in public! (They revealed all the Imperial inhabitants, who looked at him in sheer disappointment)... On top of that, your the reason why those of average morality or less no longer have Chi!
 * Lu Kai: WAIT, WHAT?!?
 * Master 2: It appears that Quack has placed a Chi curse on us all, including you!
 * Lu Kai: W-w-w-wait, this much is clearly that crazy duck's fault, I-
 * Master #1: We CANNOT blame the people for the incompetence of their ruler! You inspired the death of his kingdom, and you gave him a reason to do this to all of us. The only one to blame is you. Emperor Lu Kai II, you are under arrest for all the tyranny you have caused.
 * (Gilda): So, yeah, that incident DID have a hand in the death of xenophobia in modern times, and for all the terrible things he did, Lu Kai II was sentenced to death. (He was seen in the shadows being beheaded)
 * Gilda: And since then, you can imagine what happened next. After a quarter-thousand years of a Chi Crisis that Oogway, in his starting days following his arrival from the Galapagos, had to fix, they had to make themselves a mixed species family to cover up the tyranny the Lu Kai strain made, harshly dishonoring the family itself.
 * Pang Bing:... Wow!... Well, serves him right. We warned him there would be consequences, and he didn't listen, so he no doubt made the biggest mistake of his life, and definitely the last.
 * Thunderclap: "Wow, I mean, I know this guy was a total dweeb, but, harsh."
 * Pang Bing: "Well pardon me for lacking remorse for someone who wronged me over something I tried to advise him against."
 * Gilda: "We get that, and by all means, you don't have to actselly like or feel sorry for him, but, you have to be careful when you say something like that. What's the greatest thing ever for you is someone else's personal tragity. I would bet the modern Lu Kai guy honestly feels like that jerk was wronged for what he thought was doing the world a huge favor. Nothing makes an already doughey villain worse by saying "you got what you deserved", cause even IF that's true and that they tecnecally don't deserve sympathy, that doesn't them you shouldn't try to be respectful to them reguardless."
 * Trixie: "Yes, granted, it's true that this Modern Lu Kai's the minority and everyone else isn't losing sleep over it, but, consider the fact the bloodline the Lu Kai you knew came from. This basturd was bad enough that this strain is forever shamed and baring any actually good or at least decent enough Lu Kai's and everyone shuns them before they got to know them. That sort've nonsense risks the creation of something like the Lu Kai that could be respondsable for giving that Moth Being that box."
 * Pang Bing: "..... I get what your trying say, but if there ARE good Lu Kai's, then why aren't they stopping the Lu Kai who could be behind this?"
 * Gilda: "Well duh, they obviously don't know about it, and even then, what can they do? They OBVIOUSLY can't control every family member. And what good would trying to warn people would do? Aside from just not listening, there's also the problem that if they DO listen! They would end up being blamed for what this black sheep's doing and they get punished for his sins! Does it suck that it works like that? Yeah! But that's what happens when the bad apple ends up speaking louder then the good ones!"
 * Pang Bing: "..... I never realised this, if I wasn't so, blinded, I could've advocated to have Lu Kai the Second's Strain be spared, I-"
 * Gazelle: "Even if you did, magic discrimination and/or you being accused of having Storkhold Syndrone, which is like Shockholm for Zootopia, would keep you from defending them. In their mindsight, they were afraid that Lu Kai's family line would risk an uprising if they left them unpunished for Lu Kai's actions. Now, is it unfair to any redeeming members? Yes, it's beyond that. But, this is obviously a very anichent world with anichent standerds. What's unfair to a modern person is commensense to inmodern folk. It's often why it's hard to look back our histories and see that compaired to what's wrong in socity of today, was actselly alot worse in those times. And no doubt future generations will look back at our time and think the same thing. But it's obvious that, whoever is doing this, Lu Kai or not, is clearly another problem that needs to be addressed and stopped, whatever their reasoning. Because he commited the act of aiding a Mothron, which has been deemed a serious offence by the Lightflies. And he has to be heavily punish, or else it would theroredicly risk villains thinking that nothing bad will happen for making a deal with Mothrons, because it'll lead to exactly what Mothlock wanted. For the villain community to work with Mothrons. By taking him down, it shows that Mothron partships with villains of any age are still considered unacceptable, and sends a strong message even demons would understand."
 * Pang Bing: "..... A valient point indeed. We may cannot change everyone's opinions on Lu Kai's strain, but we can at least prevent their illk, from inspiring more hatred. If this is the work of a modern Lu Kai, then I will waste no time stopping him.... Or her."
 * Thunderclap: "Well it IS a buffalo we're talking about, and dudes are typically more aggresive, so yeah, most likely a dude."
 * Trixie: "I'd smacked you for unintentional sexisum if it wasn't considerably accreate for male bovines."
 * Pang Bing: So yeah, we're off to see Hai Hoi so she can help me out on my little quest.
 * Trixie: Much to the constant whining of the yellow one-
 * Gilda: WE WILL NOT MAKE THIS A MENTALLY-ADVANCED-SERIES PARODY, I TOLD YOU TO CALL HER FLUTTERSHY!
 * Trixie: I KNOW HER STUPID NAME!!
 * Gilda: Oh, you and I are gonna have a serious conversation after all this.
 * Pang Bing: (Sighs) Just PROMISE me you guys will be as delicate when telling the news of my... Pansexuality... To everyone. AND I MEAN IT! No comical behavior!
 * Gilda: We are not among the funniest, so you've got nothing to worry about.
 * Thunderclap: "Exactamondo, right Pervis?...... Pervis?"
 * Pervis wasn't here.
 * Thunderclap: "...... Maybe he went to the little raptor's room?"
 * Trixie: "He hasn't even been house broken yet, how can he use the toilet?!"
 * (Pervis): HEY, EVERYONE! PANG'S A PANSEXUAL WHO- (The whole van acted up)
 * Pang Bing:... You... Are all... Morons!
 * Gazelle: You all have a LOT of explaining to do!
 * Thunderclap: "Our bad!"
 * Pervis: (As he was seen in the disciplinary chamber as everyone was discussing things)
 * Trixie: So, now that we got the idiot out of the mission for his little scurry, can we at LEAST acknowledge that she's that way because she's not completely a cat?
 * Duke: Well, GOOD! Because, after hearing she was attracted to Gazelle, I thought I was gonna puke.
 * Pang Bing: Well, even if you DID fix things, I'm afraid you have BIGGER things to worry about now. We gotta work on trust issues, because I have this strange feeling that you do this all the time, and you don't even face consequences for it. Do you have ANY of that in this group?
 * Lord Shen: Believe me, Ms. Bing, we have it, but the idiots here don't even learn properly. Mr. Whiskers here still hasn't learned how to respect privacy, and we punished him 17 times for it.
 * Icky: And much of us here do so many stupid things, they act as if nothing's the matter. SpongeBob has a habit of being insensitive much of the time, Patrick screws things up with his screwed-up behavior, and don't even get me started on that Fidget incident in Greece!
 * Pang Bing: Well, I'm sorry, but if we're going to do this, you need to give me a good reason to trust you. After THIS, you need to learn that I do NOT accept irresponsibility even in heroes like you.
 * Mr. Whiskers: WELL, GET USED TO IT, SISTER, THAT'S THE DEFINITION OF A CARTOON- (Brandy ties his mouth up with his ears)
 * Brandy: Don't rub it in, pellets-for-brains!
 * Pang Bing: So, if we got the point AND the CLEAR WARNING out of the way, can we discuss how we're going to make this split-up plan work?
 * Gazelle:... (Sighs) ("Pang, it's clear you've got to dominate more than just yourself AND your enemy. We NEED to dominate that small percentage of darkness left in you.")
 * Lord Shen: Well, we've already chosen the people to go on this trip. Fluttershy clearly wants to go to the Shore Temple because of the chance to see more sea life, and you and Gazelle are on that mission, too. Lu Kang, Hu, Woo, Ming, and the people from this world will join in the Imperial investigation.
 * Lu Kang: Great!
 * Kun Lao: Well, if you're going to start with that, then you'll have to go to the nearest Imperial colony from here which is run by Ko Long.
 * Shifu: You mean the Ox Emperor of the Shaanxi Province?
 * Kun Lao: The very same. He's the best place to start. But keep in mind, he's a little rough. Runs in the family as he had a great-grandfather who was Emperor of China once, AND among one of the roughest.
 * Po: Oy vey.
 * Shifu: Indeed. If you were to commit treason in the rule of Ko Loing, he'd do MORE than behead you. He'd make your life a living horror. Loing may no longer be alive, but Ko Long, despite his middle-aged status, clearly has inherited Loing's infamous attitude if you get him acted up enough.
 * Gazelle:... I must ask, why are Emperors of China so rough aside from the obvious?
 * Shifu: Well, take it like the Great Prince of the Forest. You can't show weakness, and you had to be tough all the time, and that includes showing no mercy as the leader of the country itself. Crimes against the Emperor himself has NEVER been merciful... Until now, that is.
 * Lu Kang: Guilty as charged.
 * Shifu: But to be fair, all the Emperors of China's past HAVE had a balanced side of sympathy, but only in private. They were only allowed to show weakness in private, AND in Kun Lao's case, you have to keep your species a secret to avoid undue attention. Kun Lao WAS truly as ruthless as we said he was.
 * Kun Lao: And don't you forget it. Remember that time when you used my name to teach the Dragon Warrior a lesson? When you claimed I fired you and left those Croc Bandits in charge, and that disobeying would be treason? Normally, if I HAD heard of that incident before my retirement, I'd have you suspended for using my name without my permission, but in this case, because it was for reasons I can understand given the Dragon Warrior's common idiocy, I will let it slide. But be warned that in the past, using the name of higher authority without consent was a punishable offense.
 * Shifu: Well, to be fair, I TRIED to ask you to tag in, but you were actually too busy with paperwork to pay attention and just said 'yes' without acknowledgement.
 * Kun Lao:...
 * Hu:... Wow, your former highness!
 * Kun Lao: Okay, so I CAN be manipulated at times due to a few loopholes, but even CRIMINALS think twice about doing that, EVEN when ONE high-praised master was capable of doing so. Ko Long is a clear example of unacceptance of such a thing, as a guy in his Province used his name to get what he wanted, and ended up having his head rolling down the streets to his house and family. So when we confront him, be as loyal as you would to a normal Emperor.
 * Po: Shouldn't exactly be a problem.
 * Kun Lao: "Just..... One thing though..... He's a very blunt unapologenic critic to Lu Kang becoming emperor. He's..... Yet to understood Lu's athority over him. Espeically if it's over as something as serious as the Lu Kai line."
 * Icky: "Well that's what I'm curious about. Lu Kang's a buffalo, right? Like the Lu Kai. And, you said he was related to them in a way. So, why is he a Lu KANG and not a "Lu Kai"?"
 * Kun Lao: "Lu assended from a defecter strain of the traditional Lu Kai and denounced their original family name. Lu was, abit of a black sheep to both sides because of his..... Well, (Points to Lu Kang having his hands caught in the pickle jars again)..... It goes without saying."
 * Icky: "Well why did HE get to be emperor and not one of his par-"
 * Kun Lao: "DON'T, say it."
 * Thunderclap: "Don't say what, parents?"
 * Lu Kang gasped!
 * Lu Kang: "..... Mommy? Daddy?"
 * Lu Kang ran away crying!
 * Trixie: "..... Thunderclap?"
 * Thunderclap: "..... Yes?"
 * Trixie: "..... One more slip up, and your joining Pervis."
 * Thunderclap: "..... As you say, Great One. (Gulps nerviously.)"
 * Hu: "..... Me and Woo are gonna, go comfert Lu Kang..... And fix his Pickle Jar dillemma.... Again."
 * Hu and Woo left.
 * Kun Lao: "(Sighs sadly)...... Perhaps, it's time to reveil that, I'm not the only one to suffer a personal family tragity. As you were gonna say, your curious as to why we skipped a generation to make Lu Kang emperor?"
 * Icky: "Well, yeah. Why didn't Mr. Kang get to be Emperor and his wife as Empress? What, was there something wrong with them? Were they not proper Lu Kai defects or, or what?"
 * Kun Lao: ".... Lu Kang, is one of the surviving defects to have, survived one of the pure loyalists to the Lu Kai bloodline. He, was Lu Kai the Bloodline Purest. And once Patriarch of the Lu Kai family, before..... He went berserk. He had imperial solders loyal to the family strain to.... Punish the defecters."
 * An aftermath of a bloodbath was seen, as a baby Lu Kang was crying, as shadows of dangling Buffaloo were seen.
 * (Kun Lao): "My forces had arrived and long punished Lu Kai the 69th for his actions, which has further condemned the Lu Kai family. We were convinced that there was no survivers, until.... A servent found him."
 * An Antelope Servent found him and looked shocked, as she picked him up.
 * Antelope: "You poor thing!"
 * (Kun Lao): "He was weakened and malnourished, but the right care would garrentie his surviveal. It was the matter of having the imperial family even accept him since he was in tecnecality, a Lu Kai. But the servent bravely broke her vow of respect and demanded the child be taken under the imperial family's care.... She was lucky I stepped in, insiting the possability of using Lu to redeem the Lu Kai name and in term, the Imperial family name.... Begrudgingly, they accept, but only they are permited to change his Lu Kai name, to Lu Kang. From that day forword, he was no longer Lu Kai The 70th, or Lu Kai the Bumbling in the Lu Kai strain's words, or as the defecter name went, Kai Lu, but, he was know named Lu Kang. However, Lu Kai the 71 and 72 had remained to be seen, assumingly lost."
 * Kun Lao: "Lu Kang was under the surragant care of that kind servent girl ever since."
 * Icky: ".... Wow, and I thought Po had it bad."
 * Po: "Wait, if you did cared for Lu Kang, then what was with that whole "Banishing him to the Mongolian Wastes" crap?"
 * Kun Lao: "That was mainly the council demanding me to turn him into fighting capability because they didn't want him to be a weak emperor, just an easy target for assassination by enemies abroad and domestic!"
 * Iago: "So all that was just talk to motivate the guy to NOT be a complete joke?"
 * Kun Lao: "Don't worry, it was only something to keep the council from forcing me to have any adviser to be an heir instead of him! I had no desire to do it wilingly as I had hoped Shifu and his students would make him a fighter, and they did!...... Sort've."
 * Mantis: "It was kinda the best we can do."
 * Kun Lao: "Indeed. I'm just disgusted one of my finest Embessy, Meng Tao, wanted my blessing to become emperor! I trusted that Ibex with my life, and he conspires against me because he thinks Lu Kang is unworthy?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Hey to be fair, he can barely fight his way out of pickle jars. What self-respecting genius would think that guy's class-A leader material?"
 * Kun Lao: "Perhaps, but still! If he didn't wanted to put up with Lu Kang, he could've just asked me to assign him to an another emperor in the land with an heir not as.... Lu Kang-like. I cannot condone conspiracty and attempted assassination! He was lucky those Scougre Imperials saved him and that rhino of his as they did, his crime was worthy of beheadedment!"
 * Iago: "Well that's the evil adviser trope for ya."
 * Kun Lao: "But enough of the past. We should focus on the present."
 * Shrek: "Well, you said two Lu Kai's went missing since the family perfectionest went beserk, aye? So I willing to bet maybe it's one of those two?"
 * Kun Lao: "By all means, the 71st and the 72nd were found eventually, but..... We haven't kept track. Neither of those 2 were seen in ages."
 * Nick: "Well, all the more reason to ask Ku-Ku if he knows anything."
 * Kun Lao: "Oh, one last thing, don't use word-play on his name like that, he takes it as an insult worthy of death. Just a fair warning."
 * Nick: Not the first time that was of concern during my... Backward days.
 * Kun Lao: Then it's settled. One team helps Pang with her quest for redemption including... (Sighs) Her reduced trust issues unfortunately, and the rest of us will meet Ko Long.
 * Nick: Then let's 'Ko Long'! (Laughs and nudges Judy)
 * Judy:... (Sighs) Nick, sometimes you can still be as annoying as you were when we first met.
 * Nick: Guilty as charged.
 * Shifu: So we'll save one team the trouble by dropping you off at the Shore Temple to find the whereabouts of Hai Hoi. After that, we'll head on over to the Shaanxi Province.
 * Icky: "Sounds like a legit gameplan to me."
 * The Van goes onword.
 * Seaweed farming Seagulls are seen.
 * Seagull 1: "Wow, the harvest is very good this week."
 * Seagull 2: "Enough Seaweed to feed an entire kingdom. Who couldn't ask for more?"
 * Ship bells are heard.
 * The Seagulls looked onword in fear of an incoming ship.
 * It was filled with armed asian pirates as the ship was signifived by a picture of a Fish Skull crossed by two swords.
 * Seagull 1: "THE YELLOW SEA PIRATES?! Run?! Warn the village?!"
 * The two gulls flew off!
 * The Ship reaches shore, as a Gharial captain arrived with a pet eel on his side.
 * The Captain: "..... (Enhales)..... Ahhhhhhh....... Gentlemen. It's good to be home. Let this be known, that I, Captain Narrow-Snout, have return to my kingdom in the yellow seas. But it's more then a tearful reunion. A bird village has build it's foundation right on-top of my buried treasure of riches from around the world, including the sacred golden egg of the Dragon Gods. We, the pirates of the Yellow Sea, shall reclaim our birthright treasure, and make that bird village pay the price on tresspassing on my private land. Boys? Get your swords ready. You get to go on a savinger hunt. Those who claim the heads of average villagers, 1 point. Children and the Elderly? 4 points. Any village hero capable to be a threat? 20 points. And if you skewer the idiot village leader who planted his unautherised foundation, bring his head back to me, AND recover my treasure and the sacred egg? You win a well earned share of the booty."
 * Pirate: "AYE-AYE CAPTAIN?!"
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "Good. Now let the games begin!"
 * The Pirates get off and charged to the direction the village would be!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "Nar-har-har-har! My beloved little pet Electric Eel, Ki-Kai, I can already hear the screams of villagers now."
 * Screams are heard!
 * Capain Narrow-Snout: "..... Wait, that's not the village..... That sounds like me crew?! Ok, just, what're those lilly-livered baffoons screaming abou-" (Suddenly, a Chinese water dolphin jumped out of nowhere with another Chinese white dolphin, along with a Pacific herring, a Baiji, a false killer whale, an Irrawaddy dolphin, a Long-beaked common dolphin, a Spinner dolphin, an Indo-pacific finless porpoise, a South Asian river dolphin, a Minke whale, a Loggerhead sea turtle, a Wader, and a dugong. This was Master Dolphin, who came out after knocking all the people from the land and into the water, beaten into unconsciousness)
 * Master Dolphin:... So... How many points are those?
 * Captain Narrow-Snout:..... Ohhh, barnicles. Probuly should've predicted this before I just sent my entire crew out there.  How improper of me to forget about the lackeys of Master Hai Hoi.
 * Baiji: You are not fit to speak her name, pirate!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: BITCH, I SAY WHAT I WANT!!! (Lashes at her with his tail but Master Dolphin snags it!)..... Why did I thought I was gonna get away with that.
 * Master Dolphin: You are not laying a hand on Jiāo'ào, Narrow-Snout! (Tosses the tail off as Narrow-Snout maintain his footing!) You are okay where you came from in India! You are no longer welcome in this place, and we WILL protect it from you!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Ehh, it was decent, but it was NOTHING like Jiāo'ào, the very place I was raised, and thus it is the ONLY place for me.
 * Herring: FYI, we would've gladly kept you around had it not been for the whole attacking the village thing!
 * Minke: "AND because your a pirate in procession of a sacred dragon god artifact. That's kinda a double-whammy of illegit."
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: THAT GOLDEN EGG WAS TAKEN FROM THAT DUSTY OLD SHRINE FAIR AND SQUARE?! BY PIRATE LAW, IT BELONGS TO ME NOW?!
 * Dugong: He did NOT ruin the land, he BETTERED it! He made it much more fulfilling to even your foster family! YOU WERE JUST TOO STUBBORN TO ACCEPT IT! And on a personal note, Pirate Law isn't universeal around here!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Does the term 'tradition' mean anything to you jackasses?
 * Loggerhead: Sometimes tradition has to die. Tradition can sometimes be unfulfilling, and can do more harm than good.
 * Minke Whale: That's right! You dishonored your family and your home by being unaccepting!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: DO NOT TALK ABOUT THAT "HONOR" STUFF, YOU INSOLENT GUPPIES!!! THAT IS JUST DEROGATORY, AND YOU ASSHOLES KNOW IT!!! FROM THE FIRST MOMENT I PREACHED, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO!!! I AM NOT GIVING UP THAT GOLDEN EGG NEITHER?! NOR MY VAST TREASURES! IT WAS NOT EASY STEALING ALL THAT FROM AROUND THE WORLD?!
 * Master Dolphin: You know we cannot let you do that. You are nothing but a bad influence on this town, and your treasure is under the stewartship of-
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: SHUT UP! THAT TREASURE BELONGS TO NOBODY BUT ME!! YOU STOLE IT FROM ME, YOU LOUSY HYPOCRITES!!!
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: Because IT was ALREADY stolen! You STOLE that egg from the shrine!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Hey, THOSE sorry monks were at fault for leaving it there! If I didn't stolen it, some other guy will! Besides, those birds buildt their space-wasting village on top of WHERE I BURIED MY EARNINGS?! Tis only fair by pirate code that I reclaim it like how pirates should!
 * False Killer Whale: Well OUR CODE dictates we HAVE to put scum like you in their place! THAT'S why you are no longer welcome here. You KNOW the penalty for returning to Jiāo'ào! You belong in India!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: BITE ME, NOT-A-KILLER-WHALE BOY! I am but a pirate who was robbed from it's glorious treasure because being kicked out by you twats!
 * Wader: Well serves you right!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Back-talk again and I'll feed you to my kin after roasting you! I am NOT leaving until I do what I CAME here to do! I'd sooner die before I leave without that egg empty-handed?!
 * Wader: EASIER SAID THAN DONE, WRINKLE-BACK!!!
 * Master Dolphin: NO! That's not the Kung Fu way, Wa Wa! I told you a thousand times! We must do it mercifully.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: After what you did... THERE'S NO MERCY LEFT!!! Ki-Kai?
 * Ki-Kai hissed as it started to malmitulate electrisity like a power!
 * Master Dolphin: "ELECTRIC EEL?! TAKE COVER?!"
 * They did that as Ki-Kai attacked!
 * The Pirates began to recover and saw the specticale.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "All right boys, no need to worry about the masters for awhile! As you were!"
 * The Pirates resume their advance!
 * ???: "PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD, CAPTAIN?! (Scats Dramatic Music!) (The Pirates looked confusingly at the incoming Van!)"
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "Ye be kidding me?"
 * Pirate 1: "Look! That flying chariot thingie has hot-rod flames?!"
 * Older Pirate: "YOU IDIOTS! THAT BE THE FLYING VAN OF THE LOUGERS?!"
 * Pirate 2: "Well in that cause, LET'S SHOOT THOSE SUCKERS OUT OF THE SKY?!"
 * Cannons were aimed at the van!
 * Skipper: TOO SLOW! (They blast at them, destroying much of the ship)
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: DAAHH!!! YOU MISERABLE LITTLE SNOTS!! (He gets off the boat and onto where the ship was on the shore)... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY BAMBOO TREES I HAD TO CUT DOWN TO MAKE THAT THING?!? I had to get FIVE of me fingers fixed afterwards! I was almost worthy of getting meself a hook afterwords!
 * Sparx: Well, EXCUUUUSE us for stopping a pirate raid, loser!
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: I'LL TEACH YA TO DESPECT THE GREAT CAPTAI NARROW-SNOUT?! KI-KAI!! (He fires electricity that fries the van as it fell to the ground)
 * Skipper: AW, CRAP, WE'RE HIT! (They land the van and come out)
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: YEAH, DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE DESTROYS YER' SHIP, HUH?!?
 * Kowalski: To be fair, you just fried it's electrical- (They blew it up with cannons)..... Okay, NOW you broke our van.
 * Alex:... (He gets on his knees) YOU MANIACS!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!! DARN YOU!!! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!!!
 * Marty: Oh, quit yer' whining, we can always repair it with magic.
 * Alex:... Hey I was only being dramatic.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Oh, I was just getting started, wee lads-
 * Master Dolphin: OKAY, ENOUGH WITH THE PIRATE ACCENT! You never had it when we raised you.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: Get off my case, dicknose! It comes with the terratory!
 * Master Dolphin:... Okay, just for that, I'm not gonna take it easy on you.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: What're you gonna do, fish-slap me? (Uses Ki-Kai like a gun and even cocks her like one cartoonishly) Good luck with that. I'm loaded with lightning, and I'm not afraid to use it-
 * Dugong: PING SURPRISE BODYSLAM! (He jumps on Captain Narrow-Snout)
 * Captain Narrow-Shout: AAAAAAAAAH, HOLY ****** ********* **** **** *********, YOUR BUBBLE BUTT JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN MY BODY!!! I CAN'T FEEL MY ANYTHING, YOU BIG FAT SEA DUMPLING-
 * Dugong (Ping): Call me 'fat' again, Captain Crocodile Tears! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!
 * Master Dolphin: That'll do, Ping! That'll do!
 * Ping: Yeah, that's what happens when you mess with 'The Ping'!
 * Herring: Now for that 'fish slap' you mentioned! (He slaps him multiple times)
 * Baiji: Alright, Captain Narrow-Snout, or should I say, Nai Shoung-
 * Captain Narrow-Shout: Don't... EVER... call me-
 * Herring: SHUT THE F*** UP! (Slaps him) We'll be the ones doing the talking!
 * Baiji: Yes, because like a broken person once said: "Bitch, I say what I want"! Just call that a cruel joke for the right to remain silent!
 * Nick: (Chuckles) Came up with that one this one time.
 * Captain Narrow-Shout: Goddamn it, you little trout-
 * Herring: I JUST SAID 'SHADDAP'! (He bitch-slapped him again)
 * Baiji: As I was saying, you are clearly not going to leave this village alone, so I'm afraid we're going to have to arrest you.
 * Captain Narrow-Shout: NOT IF I HAVE ME CREW MATES WITH ME- (The pirates were already seen pwned by the lougers.)...
 * Daiji: You were saying?
 * Captain Narrow-Shout:... Is, it not to call for a parley, because I DON'T feel like arguing with a girl who LOST HER ENTIRE SPECIES IN A GENOCIDE!! (Fluttershy covered her mouth in shock, as did much of them who knew of the Baiji river dolphin's functionally-extinct status, and the Baiji was clearly angered)
 * Baiji: "..... Those of you not Narrow Snout, might wanna cover your ears."
 * The Heroes did that.
 * The camera went off into the distance as a painful crack and a dry banshee-like painful scream was heard.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "..... HA! Jokes on you! I can't hear anything?!....... Wait..... I GONE DEAF!? WHAT AM I EVEN SAYING?!"
 * Baiji: "Aw relax you big baby, it'll only be lke that for several days."
 * Master Dolphin: OWCH! We still heard quite a bit. Yeesh, Chixu, I know you're still sensitive about that, but still!
 * Ki-Kai was behind the Baiji and was about to administer a shocking bite!
 * Bubbha: "Oh no you don't, ya little sneak! (Grabs Ki-Kai and ties her to a knot!) That outta learn ya."
 * Ki-Kai tried to reuse the electrisity but the power was restircted by the tangled up body.
 * Captain Narrow-Snout: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! NOR TO KI-KAI?! DAH!? I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SAYING?!"
 * Master Dolphin: "Let's just hurry up and put this idiot in a holding cell until we can call the Indian Ahorities to pick him up."
 * Narrow-Snout and Ki-Kai were seen in a litteral hanging cage called the "Holding Cell".
 * Narrow-Snout: "...... Ki-Kai, sweetie, your gonna have to help daddy out until he can hear again. Respond with a yes if you understood what I said."
 * Ki-Kai nodded yes.
 * The Heroes were seen going downwerd the path from it.
 * Master Dolphin: "....... So, Lougers, might I ask, why did you came and help us? Narrow-Snout is not usually a signifient enough threat to require Louger Aide. We had managed to beat him several times before."
 * Icky: "Well we were nice enough to not have that asshole distract you guys from needed business."
 * Master Dolphin: "Business?"
 * Shifu: "Master Dolphin, recently, we defeated a Mothron on this planet with a dystopian control over the Land of Prosperity, but before that, we managed to have contained Pang Bing. Let's, just say there's alot more to her then what was shown. And we need to have her cleansed of what was left of the Mothron's enfluence. We hope to ask you of Hai Hoi's location."
 * Master Dolphin: "..... Well I'm sorry to say that you wasted your time. Hai Hoi was VERY spefific about not reveiling her location to ANYONE, not even to trusted allies, espeically not even as an award for being grateful of aide against something that isn't usually a great concern! And trust me, I take abiding to vows, VERY SERIOUSLY! And even then, Hai Hoi may be kind, but she has grown cautious about waving it around hap-hazordly ever since..... Certain events. Whatever you would want her to heal, even if you have the best evidence that your not gonna take it for granted, she'd be far from willing to aide."
 * Icky: "Aw come on, buddy, we know she went to the Himalayas."
 * Master Dolphin: "But not WHERE, in that place. Without proper guidence, you would sooner be another victim of those unforgiving mountains then to be graced by Hai Hoi."
 * Judy: "Okay, we get it, you have a promise to keep, but, you don't have to tell us yourself, just, give us a map or something and we'll figure it out ourselves."
 * Master Dolphin: "Hai Hoi was spefific about not giving directions of any kind. Whether by words, OR by paper. That's why she forbidden us from making ANY maps of her location. Trust me. She does NOT, want to be found."
 * Nick: "Look, keeping a promise is fine and dandy and all, but we need to make sure this poor cat right there doesn't end up being a flight-risk and/or villain bait for another Mothlock or worse. And honesty, Hai Hoi's the only one who can garrentie that."
 * Master Dolphin: "I understand that, but, it would NOT be honorable of me to sacrivice the vow of a good friend AND a respected sage, for even a note-worthy cause, let alone helping you misfits make sure your latest controversey bait doesn't bite you in the tail."
 * Icky: "Hey come on, how is that fair?! We help you out with Captain Croc over there and your ain't returning the favor?!"
 * Master Dolphin: "Well as I said, Narrow-Snout is not usually a louger concern! You basicly committed an equilent of a super hero stopping a low level criminal any rookie enforcer could've handled! It's basic overkill at it's finest."
 * Po: "Wha...... Well talk about ungrateful?!"
 * Master Dolphin: "..... Ungrateful? UNGRATEFUL?! This isn't a matter of me appresiating the help! I do! I'm just saying that it was both un-nessersary and doesn't change my vow to respect Hai Hoi's wishes! Doing us a faver is not worthy of violating a promise!"
 * Po: "I can't believe your afraid of not respecting of a measly promise to help great heroes out! Ya know what?! I no longer feel bad about about wrecking your family's armor by dumb accsident- (Covers his mouth!)"
 * Master Dolphin: "..... (Angry) Excuse, ME?!"
 * Po: "...... Ya see, my biological dad was visiting at the time, and I was showing him some cool stuff in the Jade Palace and.... We, may've played with the weapons and the armor for abit and..... Hey come on, it already has years of battle damage anyway, so what's a few dents?"
 * Master Dolphin: "THAT ARMOR WAS IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS AND IS A SIGIMA OF HONOR AND RESPECT BETWEEN THE HARD-SHIPS OF THOSE OF THE OCEAN AND THE LAND?! IT WAS GIVEN TO OOGWAY AS A SYMBOL OF PEACE BETWEEN OUR COMMUNITES?!"
 * Po: "A symbol of- (Wheeses)!...... Peace?"
 * Master Dolphin: "YES YOU FAT, VORACIOUS IDIOT?! DID YOU NOT KNOW OF THE LAND/SEA WAR?! BOTH CREATURES OF LAND AND SEA WERE AT WAR WITH EACHOTHER BECAUSE OF THE CHI CURSE CAUSED BY SOME ANGRY VENGEFUL GOOSE WIZARD BECAUSE OF AN EMPEROR FROM THE LAND'S SIDE?! OOGWAY CONVINCED US TO STOP THE WAR BY ASKING MY FATHER TO SURRENDER THE ARMOR IN HIS CARE?! WITH THE PROMISE THAT IT'LL BE TREATED WITH RESPECT AND DIGNITY!?"
 * Po: "A duhhhhhh....... A prom, A pre...... A promise to treat with respect and dignity?........ Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Icky: "I, don't think I like where this is going."
 * Master Dolphin: "BY DOING WHAT YOU JUST DID TO MY FAMILY'S ARMOR, IT IS SYMBOLIC THAT YOU DO NOT RESPECT THE SEA ANYMORE?! IT IS A DECLARATION OF WAR?!"
 * Lougers: "WAR?!"
 * Po: "W-W-W-W-W-W-W-W-WAR?!"
 * Master Dolphin: "AS OF NOW, LAND CREATURES ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED NEAR THE YELLOW SEA?! YOU ARE ALL EXSILED FROM THIS BEACH?! AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EVER SEEK OUT HAI HOI?! AND IF YOU HAD ANY RESPECT FOR US SEA CREATURES, YOU RESPECT THAT?! NOW BEGONE AND GET OUT OF MY SIGHT?!"
 * Judy: "Okay, isn't a war abit too hasty for an old piece of metal that was likely already not in very good condition as it is?"
 * Nick: "ANNNNNNNND you just made it worse."
 * Master Dolphin: "OLD PIECE OF METAL?! THAT'S IT?! OUT?! OUT?! OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?!"
 * The Lougers were dejected and defeated.
 * Mantis: "..... Congratulations, Po. YOU JUST INCITED ANOTHER WAR, ONLY IT'S GARRENTIED TO BE WORSE THEN GORILLA WARFARE?! IT'S THE STARTING OF ANOTHER LAND/SEA WAR?!"
 * Thunderclap: "Pfft! I'm sure it's nothing! What're they gonna do? They're stuck in the water and WE, are on land! They're no threat to us!"
 * Shifu: Well, like Mugen, they are capable of staying on land for long periods of time, as long as they can replenish themselves with water. Lack of moisture is not going to hold them back THAT easily. You've seen what Mugen can do, just imagine what an entire army from THE SEA can do!
 * Fluttershy: (Cries) Now I'll never get to see them at their purest, and just see them at their WORST! (Cries waterfalls of tears)
 * Po:... Shifu, pardon my sudden rudeness, but WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT MASTER DOLPHIN'S ARMOR BEING A SYMBOL OF PEACE BETWEEN LAND AND SEA CREATURES?!? That DEFINITELY sounded like something that I WOULD'VE liked to know to avoid all this!!
 * Shifu: Because Master Dolphin is quite sensitive about that war, and I respected his wishes the finest. But in this case, I agree it MIGHT'VE been a mistake, so perhaps it COULD'VE been my fault for not informing you of this.
 * Po: Well, if I'm going to fix the s*** I just caused, I'm gonna need some help!
 * Fluttershy: NO!!! (The word echoed as everyone was surprised)... I REFUSE to have bad animal relationships ruin these poor heroes JUST BECAUSE OF SOME CRUEL CIRCUMSTANCE!!! I am walking back over there, and I am talking some SENSE into those masters!
 * Twilight: FLUTTERSHY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!? I know, you care for them because of your newfound love for sea life, but MASTER DOLPHIN DOES NOT SOUND LIKE SOMEONE TO TELL OFF!!!
 * Fluttershy: I have talked down the MEANEST of animals before, so I don't CARE how this goes down! It's clear that Master Dolphin had something HE DIDN'T TELL US!! I AM GOING DOWN THERE, AND TALKING SOME SENSE INTO THEM! (She flies off, and even Rainbow Dash was incapable of stopping her)
 * Rainbow Dash: FLUTTERSHY, NO!! HE'S GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!!!
 * Fluttershy: LET HIM TRY!!
 * Crane:... Oh, dear!
 * Chixu:... Master Dolphin, a word?
 * Master Dolphin: No, Chixu! I am just too tainted by dishonor to talk right now!
 * Chixu: I'm afraid no is not an answer. This is unacceptable! A WAR?!? BANISHMENT OF HEROES WHO DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER?!? Do you have ANY idea how pissed the High Council is going to be after hearing about this?
 * Master Dolphin: I'm not saying a word. I'm going through with it as the master of this town, and that's f- (Chixu pounded her fin on the ground in a similar fashion to Tigress' beat-the-truth-out-of-Po incident)...
 * Chixu:... THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO HONOR HAI HOI'S LEGACY, MASTER!! I am NOT going to let you just follow through with this. A war? This is BOUND to cause mass hysteria! YOU'RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE, AND MAKE AMENDS, AND I AM NOT AFRAID TO DISOBEY THE MASTER OF THIS TEMPLE TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT!!!
 * Master Dolphin:... Chixu... I'll admit, your courage is surprising, but I'm standing to my ground-
 * Chixu: NOOOOOOOOWW!! (The word echoes)
 * Master Dolphin:... (Sighs) Okay, look, I'm sorry! You know how upset I get when things of my family heritage are scratched. Yes, it was battle-weakened for years, but it's still priceless family property handed down by my family! It's NOT wise to mess with or even play with it!
 * Chixu: Well, you'd better apologize, or I assure you, the problem may as well just crash through our door like- (Fluttershy stormed in with her 'you're going to LOVE ME!!!' face)
 * Fluttershy: MASTER DOLPHIN!! A WORD!!
 * Master Dolphin: The hell?!?
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: (Came in) I'm-I'm sorry, brother! She overpowered us!
 * Rainbow Dash: And she did the same to US, too!
 * Fluttershy: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RUDE OF YOU TO BAN US FROM THIS PLACE BECAUSE OF CRUEL CIRCUMSTANCE!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!! THIS IS LIKELY GOING TO DISHONOR HAI HOI AND YOUR FAMILY'S NAME!! Did you happen to KNOW about the Dragon Warrior's idiocy?
 * Master Dolphin: Whoa, whoa, whoa, look, miss, I admit, it's a little bit of a-
 * Fluttershy: ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!
 * Master Dolphin: YES!!!
 * Fluttershy: SO THIS WAS NO DOUBT GOING TO HAPPEN SOMEDAY!!! YOU'RE AT LEAST LUCKY IT WASN'T DESTROYED!!! I DEMAND THAT YOU APOLOGIZE, OR SO HELP ME, I WILL ENSURE THAT THE STARE DOESN'T SHOW ANY MERCY WITHIN YOU!
 * Master Dolphin:... Come again?
 * Rainbow Dash: 'The Stare' is an animal-whispering technique she uses where she intimidates animals with a frightening stare.
 * Master Dolphin:... You serious? I am a Kung Fu Master! How is a simple stare going to- (Fluttershy uses it as it appeared far more intimidating than ever as he and Chixu got a horrible flashback)
 * (???): (In Master Dolphin's flashback as a silhouetted dolphin-like figured looked at him with a similar stare) I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SON! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY TREASURED STUDENT! (The word echoed in his mind)
 * (???): (In Chixu's flashback, as another silhouette looked at her the same way) THE EMPEROR SAID YOU'RE FIRED FROM THE RIVER TEMPLE! YOU WILL HONOR HIS DECISION, OR YOU AND YOUR SPECIES WILL BE ACCUSED OF TREASON, AND EXECUTED!! (The word echoed in her mind)
 * Master Dolphin/Chixu: (They were no doubt terrified)
 * Rainbow Dash:...
 * Fluttershy: SO, ARE YOU GOING TO APOLOGIZE AND MAKE AMENDS, OR AM I GONNA HAVE TO CONVINCE SHIFU TO TAKE THIS UP WITH THE HIGH COUNCIL, AND HAVE YOU PUNISHED?!?
 * Master Dolphin: (The two showed signs of crying)
 * Fluttershy: (Feeling her sensitivity of scaring kick in, she immediately backed down) Oh, no!... Did-Did I take it too far? I am SO sorry!
 * Master Dolphin: NO! You've MORE than convinced me! THAT STARE!! IT WAS... IT WAS ALL TOO FAMILIAR!!
 * Chixu: IT WAS FOR ME TOO!!! JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE IT WORSE THAN IT ALREADY IS!!
 * Master Dolphin: Please, just know I was doing this for the honor of my family!
 * Fluttershy: Well, it's NOT very honorable to just ignore the facts of a warrior you CLEARLY knew was flawed.
 * Master Dolphin: Just, just please, don't show us that horrid stare again! It reminds us of TOO MUCH!!! (Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash looked confused at each other)
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: Yeah, they had good reason to be afraid, sadly. Your Stare APPARENTLY reminded them of terrible things in their past. The Stare you just displayed was far too familiar with a similar stare brought on by disapproving people. In this case... Our father.
 * Fluttershy:... Father?
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: You see, one day, my brother did something that dishonored his family name that caused his father to renounce him as his honored student. Since that was like disowning a child in his eyes, that scarred him too much. He refused to leave his room for an entire year after that. It was crazy, and he is as sensitive about that as Chuxi is to... Clear reasons she prefers we keep a secret.
 * Fluttershy:... Does it involve this 'genocide of her species'?
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: Yes, but, if you wanna learn more, you'll have to take it up with Chuxi. And even then, it'll be hard for her to admit the horrible events that went down in the Yangtze River without cracking up more than she is already. Every time she speaks of it, she gets VERY upset, which is why she takes SERIOUS offense to anyone who brings it up like Narrow-Snout did.
 * Fluttershy:... That's horrible!
 * Master Dolphin's Brother: Indeed. Now, just bring your comrades in, and we'll make sure that my brother makes up for everything. Just, keep in mind, he's, even more then unlikely to share Hai Hoi's place, if not just because he wants to honor that vow no matter what and that he's kinda mad at the Dragon Warrior, but.... Well, he's too much of a blittering mess now, and, even IF he does go back on the vow even a smidge, anything he would say would be rediculiously incoherent. That, runs the risk of the infomation being.... Incorrect. And that's not good for locating Hai Hoi.
 * Fluttershy: ".... What have I done? I.... I didn't know he had father issues, I-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It's, okay Flutters, you didn't know. We're, sorry if we caused any trouble, we're, gonna leave Master Dolphin alone instead. We're gonna have to relie on ourselves then."
 * The duo leave.
 * MD's Brother: ".... If it helps, he'll change his mind about the banishment and, maybe rethink the war with negotsiations with Shifu about the armor?"
 * Rainbow Dash's voice: "Good to know."
 * Gazelle: "YOU REDUSED HIM TO TEARS BECAUSE YOU INADVERTINGLY REMINDED HIM OF HIS FATHER ISSUES AND NOW HE'S IN NO POSITION TO BE RELIEABLE ABOUT GIVING THE LOCATION OF HAI HOI!?"
 * Icky: "..... Shit! If you can make an accomplish Kung Fu master cry, I'm NOT gonna pick on you for being a gutless cowerd!..... As often as usual."
 * Gilda smacks him!
 * Icky: "OW?! Saw that coming."
 * Fluttershy: "I'm sorry, everyone. I didn't mean to. I just thought he needed a nodge and-"
 * Pang Bing: "WELL THANKS TO YOUR INCOMPIDENCE, NOW HE'S EVEN MORE UNLIKELY TO BE A USE TO US, YOU-"
 * Gazelle covered Pang Bing's mouth.
 * Gazelle: "..... Don't mind Pang Bing, she's alittle upset to. Anyway, Flutters, don't blame yourself. You at least potaintionally scared him out of war and banishment. And even if he wasn't a total mess now, he was likely to still insist that he can't betray Hai Hoi's favor of him. And, maybe it's for the best we don't push him on it. I think we upsetted him enough as it is."
 * Fluttershy: You're right. Besides, it REALLY upsets me when animals of such elegant status like dolphins behave this way. I can see why he did such, quite frankly. When your father renounces you of such a good status, it can make ANYONE mean. And the Baiji dolphin?
 * Kowalski: Yeah, they're known to be of a functionally-extinct status because of human activity in their home in the Yangtze River, and they do their best to protect them. No doubt Chixu suffered something similar.
 * Shifu: Actually, Master Dolphin told me of such a past. You see, Chixu was a Kung Fu master of a Temple in the Yangtze River when her species was still prosperous there. But... There was a greedy person in the Imperial City who once tried to establish a highly-profitable business there until the Temple forbidden him from doing so. So, he tricked the Emperor into firing them. As I said before, to disobey Kun Lao's decisions would be treason, and no doubt highly punishable, and in Chixu's case..... Was threatened of genocide. Keep in mind that this event accured sometime after his son died, so, Kun Lao was, not in his right way of thinking. He would've known better to heed faver of an obviously greedy louse and had better respect for the temple of the river, but.... Tragity can bring people to make questionable choices. It helped little that there was also an economic drought that needed to be addressed, so he had to adhere reguardless. Thus, the Temple heeded to the decision, and shut down the Temple, leaving the business goer free to do what he wanted with the river.
 * Icky: "Who was the dude anyway?"
 * Shifu: An owner of a popular clay pottery line of business. The owner heard about untabbed clay at the river and wanted full unimpeded access to it. He gotten to that clay shorce and his business benifited from it, but at the price of the river being tainted by freed toxins where the clay was harboring. Fish and other waterlife residence were getting sick, and the business goer cared for nothing but his greed, even when the poison could potaintionally effect all of china if it was allowed to get further down the river. That was when Chixu desided to do something, and not ignor the suffering in faver of not being in an emperor's bad tidings. But sadly.... It was not a well worthwhile risk.... When Chixu tried to make the poison threat known to the Emperor, he accused her having something to do with it, and dubbed it as treason, and thus made true on his promise of genocide. As you can imagine, it rendered them to the same status as it is on many worlds. Chixu was mentally broken beyond belief, especially when she failed to save her family, and later herself. But before she could perish, the Emperor FINALLY discovered the ruse, thanks to the business owner's netourious bad tendingy to brag and his big mouth exposing his true colors. So, of course, thanks to that greedy mongrel's own hubris, dispite pleas of just wanting to open a business, the emperor sentenced him to death. But despite that, along with apologizing AND doing something to stop the toxins from effecting more then the river, Chixu accused the him for letting it happen at all and for accusing her of what was clearly the business goer's fault, denouncing him as emperor and smacked him in the face, nearly costing him one of his fangs, so she left forever into the Yellow Sea, where she eventually met Hai Hoi and now fights for Master Dolphin. She remains sensitive of her functionally-extinct status to this very day.
 * Lord Shen:... Sweet Yinglong! And I thought I was the worst at genocide!
 * Icky: "AND NO FREAKING WONDER WHY HE WANTED TO HAVE LU KANG AS HEIR AND DOESN'T WANT TO BE EMPEROR ANYMORE?! THAT HAS TO BE THE BIGGEST DIPSHIT MOVE IN HISTORY?!
 * Fluttershy: (She was crying hysterically along with much of the other heroes) THAT'S JUST CRUEL! HOW COULD HE DO THAT TO SUCH A PRECIOUS SPECIES?!?
 * Gazelle: Normally, I'd dub this as another point of weakness on this world, but I do NOT wanna make myself a mockery again through social justice mierda.
 * Shifu: And it is another reason why using the Emperor's name and higher powers of any kind is a punishable offense, ESPECIALLY when the Unicorn Council did it during that Plunder Weed incident. Higher powers' punishment are known to be horrid, and thus, with careful manipulation, it can be used to do horrible things to innocent people. Yet after what just occurred, it's clear we need to leave them be, and just go to the Himalayas and find Hai Hoi ourselves.
 * Gazelle: "Well, maybe we can at least figure out what Lu Kai we're dealing with from Ko Long?"
 * Shifu: "We have to wait on the other teams returning report for that." (The communicator acts up)
 * Icky: Hello?... Yeah?... Yeah?... Okay, I see! We'll be waiting right here! Bye! (He hangs up) Apparently, the other Lodgers need clearance to get into Shaanxi Province.
 * Shifu: Oh, that's right. The Great Wall Initiative. I completely forgot it comes on today. Apparently, the Kung Fu Council decreed that, until this Mothlock mess is fixed, the Great Wall Initiative is to come into temporary effect, and thus all the provinces of China are to have clearance to enter, and even if they are heroes, they need the password to get in.
 * Po: NOW you tell us!
 * Fluttershy:... Can I at least-
 * Twilight: YES, Fluttershy, you can go in the water while you wait. (Fluttershy squees and goes on to the waters near the Temple)...
 * Mantis: I swear, sometimes, her cuteness can be contagious even to the people of this world.
 * Applejack: So, I guess we have to wait, huh?
 * Pinkie: Yep! And I got JUST the thing to clear our minds! SNOWBALL FIGHT!! (They ended up doing it quickly)
 * The city in the area appears deserted.
 * Lights are seen around the palace.
 * Sad flute music is heard, as a gathering of servents and city dwellers in white are seen enmass, before a Deer that looks like Meng Tao, but with Glasses.
 * Pig Guard: "All shall hear the words of Adviser Meng Tong."
 * Meng Tong (The Glasses Ment Tao look-a-like): "Thank you, Zhu Don. It is with, my deepest, regret, that our beloved emperor, Ko Long..... Has passed away. (An artist painting of an aged Ox was seen, as a podium is holding the ox in question). Here he lies, dead. Cut, from his life. How we were robbed of a powerful bovine. But..... We must remember, that he was but a mortal. It is ineditable this day comes as it did. And so tragicly soon when he was sleeping the night before we were gonna have our winter feast. Never again, would we enjoy a feast as grand as he would come up it. Now, it's all gone. (Folks cry)...... But with the death of an old age, rises from the ashes, is the new. Ko Long was not the only one who died to day. It, is also Monarchy. The time for change is now, and since Ko Long was never one for heirs, by law the adviser takes over in his place. And, my first and only act as emperor, is to introduse...... Demockacry, into Shaanxi Province, denounce dependence with the rest of china, and start our own legacy. It is what Ko Long would've wanted. And now, we shall say farewell to an old age, with the traditional creamation."
 * Two Rhino Guards stood over Ko Long's body with torches and jars of a flamable oil.
 * Ko Long's body was doused with the stuff, and thus, they torched the body, the creamation started.
 * The People cried.
 * Meng Tong: "Don't weep for our deceased ex-leader. For soon, a new age begins. I leave you all to solice."
 * Meng Tong and Zhu Don leave.
 * Meng Tong: (They entered)... (He began to laugh uncontrollably)
 * Zhu Don: "Well sir, your dreams of demockcy in this world have finally paid of. Your younger brother Meng Tao would've been thrilled."
 * Meng Tong: "Yes, Zhu Don. After many years of suffering from the sins of the Lu Kai on how the Meng family were enslaved into servitude, the Meng family shall have their revenge yet. And all it took, was using a poisonious flower to have Ko Long to eat. That fool had a weakness of eating flowers like a primitve imbacle! Now that a member of the Imperial enslavers is dead, the Meng family can begin to free China from Imperial tyanny and bring demockacry to this barbaric world."
 * Zhu Don: "Yes sir. And the winter feast is a perfect oppertunity to celebrate the rise of a new order."
 * Meng Tong: "Yes. An order that is fair and benvolent. An order free from the sinful Imperial Family and their many mistakes! An order, to make china a better place.... An order where suffering can never happen again..... An order of freedom...... My only regret, is that mother and father are not alive to see this accomplishment..... (Sheds a small regretful tear)..... My, other regret, is that Meng Tao isn't here with us.... He would've been thrilled."
 * Zhu Don: "Well, he's kinda stuck with those Scougre Imperials, so-"
 * Meng Tong: "DON'T, REMIND ME?! I'll one day be able to rescue him from his unfortunate position one day, whether he would like it or not since I heard he's grown to like being around those fiends! Classic Shockholm. But the least I can do is to atthive our dream of avenging the Meng family and bring demockracy to this barbaric land of China. And it starts, here. Soon the news of Ko Long's death of "nateral causes" will be heard throughout the land. It will lead our family member's know that a Meng has succeeded, and will make their own move in taking down another Emperor of the Imperial family. Nothing will ruin this."
 * A wolf guard barged in!
 * Wolf: "SIR?! KUN LAO AND EMPEROR LU KANG AND SEVERAL HEROES ARE COMING THIS WAY?!"
 * Meng Tong: "ABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABABA-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?"
 * Zhu Don: "(Groans) Seriously Lang Du?"
 * Lang Du: "I'm serious sir! They were dropped on the outskirts by the van hours ago."
 * Meng Tong: "ARE THEY IN THE CITY?!"
 * Lang Du: "Not yet!"
 * Meng Tong: "(Hyperventelates, then calms down.).... Good..... Then we now have a way to spread the news of Ko Long dying of "Old Age". As far as Kun Lao knows, my brother merely went rouge because he couldn't stand his insufferable idiot grandson! He trusts the other Meng family members. He'll take my word, seriously. Have the guards eschourt them to the city. I want them to know about the, "unfortunate" news."
 * Lang Du: "Sir yes sir! Wait, by eschourt, you mean forcefully, or, like as if everything's normal?"
 * Meng Tong: "The second thing, you idiot?!"
 * Lang Du: "Got ya!"
 * Lang Du ran off!
 * Meng Tong: "(Sighs)..... Insufferable mutt."
 * Kun Lao: "Ko Long's city shouldn't be too far from here."
 * Lu Kang: Indeed. Ko Long is sure to aid us well. He may not be allowed to reveal much, but we CAN get much from him. (They approached the city)
 * Lang Du: (He appears)... Hello, Emperor Lu Kang!
 * Lu Kang: Hello, Lang Du! We must speak to Emperor Ko Long at once. We have urgent matters involving the rogue members of my family.
 * Lang Du:... Well... Unfortunately... That's what I need to discuss with you. He died of natural causes just last night.
 * Lu Kang/Kun Lao: WHAT?!?
 * Po:... Strange. How exactly DID he die? Wasn't he in his middle-ages?
 * Lang Du: Yes, but unfortunately, he has failing organs, and it was made worse by food poisoning. So, Meng Tong has taken over.
 * Shifu:... As in the brother of Meng Tao?
 * Lang Du: Precisely. I shall escort you to him so he can fulfill your needs.
 * Shifu:... Indeed so. (They go in)
 * Po:... Shifu, are you sure with Meng Tao's brother in charge, we'll get the info we need?
 * Shifu: Just calm yourself, Po! It appears I need to have a SERIOUS talk with Meng Tong himself in private, because I have this strange feeling that something's not right.
 * Sir Hiss: What're you saying, Shifu?
 * Shifu: The Meng family have quite a bad history with the Lu family. I'll explain later.
 * Meng Tong: (As the heroes enter)... Hello, Master Shifu, Dragon Warrior, and all their friends. I take it you heard the news?
 * Tigress: Indeed. And it IS unfortunate. Ko Long seems to have had a GOOD run in as Emperor of the Shaanxi Province.
 * Donkey: And for some reason, Shifu here seems a little uppity about you considering your related to a foe of ours.
 * Shrek: Donkey!
 * Shifu: (Sighs) Don't mind him, Emperor Tong. But yes, I may need to have a talk with you in private concerning this... Unfortunate... Death.
 * Meng Tong:... Anything you wish, Master Shifu. (They go off as he signals Lang Du unnoticed as he runs off)
 * Lord Shen:... You know something? Considering he's the brother of an enemy... I think I may know what Shifu's curious about.
 * Boss Wolf: What, are you insinuating that that guy is responsible in some way? He seems harmless, and not like his brother.
 * Tigress: And it would be considered rude to snoop around the palace because of something we can't specify.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I don't think it's wise to stand around here and wait for something to happen. Come with me.
 * Zhu Don: You guys are leaving already? Don't you want some food? You must be starving from your journey here.
 * Po: OH, NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE- (Shen slaps him) OW! Okay, sorry.
 * Lord Shen: Well... If you're sure, would you mind showing us around?
 * Zhu Don: Gladly.
 * Shifu: (As they entered)... Emperor Tong... How exactly did Ko Long die? I mean, Lang Du said he died of food poisoning, but... What does that entail?
 * Meng Tong: Well, apparently, the salad he ate didn't agree with his weakening organs. The toxins inside seemed to be affective against his weakening stomach acids, so it stands to reason he-
 * Shifu: Well, according to his life history, he had a habit of eating flowers. What exactly was in that salad?
 * Meng Tong: These seem like an awful lot of questions for you to ask me. What's this all about?
 * Shifu: Well, I seem to recall seeing something near where you cremated Ko Long. This. (Shows him a plant seed)... Seems to be the seed of the Wisteria tree. Highly toxic, you know. This proves that the Emperor... Was assassinated.
 * Meng Tong:... And who would do that, I ask?
 * Shifu: Well, considering your family's history with the Imperial leaders, ESPECIALLY your brother, I think I may have a pretty good idea.
 * Meng Tong:... Are you accusing ME of this crime? PREPOSTEROUS!!! The Wisteria trees of my kingdom have been dead stumps for years.
 * Shifu:... (He shows him all the healthy Wisterias in the area)...
 * Meng Tong:... Well, I STILL don't claim responsibility. If you want answers, ask the Pangolin florist who planted them.
 * Shifu: The florist has no alibi for such a thing.
 * Meng Tong: You are being absurd, Master Shifu! My family may've been underappreciated by the family, but I do NOT wish to disgrace myself like my brother did. There is NO evidence pinning me to such a crime.
 * Shifu:... (He reaches into his pocket and comes out with Wisteria seeds)...
 * Meng Tong:... THOSE WERE PLANTED-
 * Shifu: Meng Tong, you are under arrest for the murder of Emperor Ko Long! (Suddenly, crossbow cocks were heard behind him as wolves held him at gunpoint)...
 * Meng Tong:... Hands on your head, Master Shifu! Now! (Shifu did so until the wolves were knocked out by the other Lodgers)
 * Lord Shen:... Just as I suspected!
 * Meng Tong: ZHU DAN, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THEM OCCUPIED!!
 * Zhu Dan: I'm sorry, Tong! They tricked me into giving them a tour, and they spread out across the Palace and took out the security.
 * Kun Lao: Meng Tong, this is an outrage! The murder of a well-praised Emperor is severely punishable, you know!
 * Meng Tong: How can you accuse me of murder after YOUR family is guilty of such a thing?
 * Kun Lao: That's all in the past, and you know it!
 * Meng Tong: That's no excuse for what your family did to MINE! My brother had GOOD reason to turn on the royal family! YOUR FAMILY BROUGHT US INTO SERVITUDE TO YOUR FAMILY AGAINST OUR WILL!! YOUR FAMILY TOOK US FROM OUR PROSPEROUS LIFE!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TAKE US ALL FROM THAT! Your royal family has gone unpunished for FAR too long! Lu Kai II was NOT going to go unnoticed forever, and year after year of cruel asshole after cruel asshole, people were oppressed past the point of sanity and tolerability. It's clear that your family has NEVER changed from the first moment it did unethical bulls***! Well, after all that, and after what YOU did in YOUR time as Emperor, I'm afraid an Imperial government is a type of government that must DIE! Democracy is the new and RIGHTFUL government of this country. My family went unavenged for FAR too long. My parents told both me AND Tao that if we should EVER get the chance to bring the Lu Kai strain to it's knees, then do it! And that's what I'm doing. Tao failed in HIS methods, and I refuse to fail in MINE! AS NEW AND FIRST PRESIDENT, I ORDER YOU TO BACK DOWN IMMEDIATELY!!!
 * Lord Shen: Why should we after all this?
 * Meng Tong:... You want me to reveal the ENTIRE Lu Kai strain misdeeds to ALL of this province? I will order my messenger to tell them EVERYTHING if you have me arrested! THAT'S why! So, last chance, leave now!
 * Po: "Okay, hold up. Earlier before you were yapping about "Demockacy" and stuff! What's that all about?"
 * Meng Tong: "Ahh, yes, I believe I am due of some explanation-"
 * Shifu: "Allow me to explain, Meng. I wish to give a less, biased telling."
 * Meng Tong: "..... D'oh, all right. BUT NO ABLIBS OR TRICKS?!"
 * Shifu: "...... The Meng family were philosififers ahead of their time."
 * A family of regel Ibexes are surrounded by adoring supporters.
 * (Shifu): "The Mengs wished to bring a new form of bureocratic powers that would render the current system obsilette, because it would give the people more power on who would be allowed to make the law. His family wished to have the Imperial Monarchy to be replaced with Demockacy, or simply as, the system of choosing a new leader after a certain term has reached it course, as they believe that having a new ruler by bloodlines as typical in monarchies, espeically imperial ones, runs the risk of political stagnantion of those who want change never being allowed that chance, and the land being kept consistently cold and unforgiving. It's a well intentioned belief ahead of it's time, and many people loved what the Mengs have intentions for."
 * (Squidward): "Let me guess..... Lu Kai the second was having none of that?"
 * (Shifu): "(Sighs)..... I wish to say that this is incorrect...... But, it's indeed true."
 * Shadows formed around the Meng family as the rising supporters quickly and cowerdly retreated as the Mengs looked in shock.
 * (Shifu): "The Lu Kai Emperor was far from forgiving on what is tecnecally an act of inspiring a revolution, and threatening his family, when the Mengs are only guilty of only wishing to inspire a change in no way a threat to them. But Lu Kai The second didn't earned his surname name, "Lu Kai the Terrable", for having an ounce of understanding. Even so much as a tiny change in how the imperial empire worked is deemed a threat to him, something as great as replacing it with demockacry..... He was not standing for it."
 * Lu Kai sicced his soldiers onto the Meng's home city!
 * (Shifu): "Lu Kai destroyed the Meng's home city as a result..... Leaving no survivers, but the Mengs."
 * The Mengs are seen being dragged in chains.
 * (Shifu): "The Mengs, were condemned to slavery, and force to embrace the demands of the imperial family's ways, even after Lu Kai the Second's reign was long ended. It drove the continuing generations to be deluded, broken.... And in some of them..... To vengence hungered madness."
 * Meng Tao rosed to be a dark exsample.
 * Kun Lao sighed sadly.....
 * Kun Lao: "...... Tong, I had hoped that your brother was a one time thing because he couldn't bare how much of an, awkword, person he was! I never predicted that it was more then an intelligent person couldn't bare taking orders from a doofus! I know your family suffered long unfairness even after Lu Kai the second was gone. But why? We treated your family much better ever since."
 * Meng Tong: ".... Then, why? WHY KEEP US AS SLAVES IF YOUR FAMILY SO HATED THE LU KAI STRAIN?!"
 * Kun Lao: "..... We kept the Meng family as our political servents to give you a home after what Lu Kai did. Letting your family go with nothing to return to, would've been crueler then anyting any dark Lu Kai would've imagined."
 * Meng Tong: "THAT'S YOUR FLIMSY EXCUSE?! BECAUSE WE WERE HOMELESS?! YOU THING GIVING US A PLACE TO STAY, CHANGES THE FACT, THAT YOU IMPERIAL SCUM, DESTROYED OUR BEAUTIFUL CITY AND SLAUGHTERED IT'S POOR PEOPLE, OVER JUST WANTING TO MAKE CHINA A BETTER PLACE?!"
 * Kun Lao: "Please know that I do NOT aim to justify and excuse Lu Kai the Terriable's actions! Our imperial family were ashamed enough to disinclude the Lu Kai strain from ever serving in power again?!"
 * Meng Tong: "AND THE SUBIQUINT MIXED SPEICES FAMILY WAS BEING ANY BETTER?! You yourself were FAR from an improvement, Lao! And I mean MORE then just your restrict kung fu to perments nonsense and mistakenly trusting a vengeful duck wizard?! You were doing fine in a tolerable enough sense up until your son died at the hands of SOME ROUGE?! You let your loss and pain of outliving your previous successor control you to do terrorable things?! Your broken up families, you ruined innosent lives, you take unreliable people seriously, you made claiming your name in vain a death sentence-worthy crime, you never made an attempt to bring peace between us and the mongolians, AND SHOULD I DARE BRING UP WHAT YOU DID TO THOSE POOR RIVER DOLPHINS BECAUSE ONE OF THEM ONLY TRIED TO WARN YOU OF A RISK OF CHINA BEING DESTROYED, BY POISONED WATER?!"
 * Kun Lao: "....... Why do you think I am no longer emperor? I have acknowledged that I have failed china in many ways then one. I have now passed to someone proven good enough to make the amends you so want."
 * Meng Tong: "YOU THINK SOMEONE FROM THE LU KAI STRAIN CAN REALLY REDEEM THE IMPERIAL NAME?!"
 * Kun Lao: "Please know that he was from a defecter Lu Kai family. That means he's safe to trust."
 * Meng Tong: "AND HOW WILL A CLUMSY IDIOT BE ANY BETTER THEN YOU OTHER THEN BEING SOFT?! THANKS TO YOUR PRIMITVE STANDERDS, NO CURRENT OR FUTURE GENERATION OF ADVISERS AND COUNCILERS WILL TOLERATE BEING MADE TO OBEY AN IDIOT?! HE'S AN ASSASSINATION TARGET WAITING TO HAPPEN?! TOO MANY BUREOCRATS ARE TOO USED TO UNCOMPROMISING EMPERORS THAT THE IDEA OF A SOFT-HEARTED IDIOT LIKE HIM IS A THREAT TO THEIR STATUS QUO?! And on top of that..... Do you have, any idea, how Demockacry could've saved, so many lives? Trails would be fair! Wars would be prevented?! The criminals and maniacs that infest this land would be better contained! Villages, Towns, Cities, People, Efnic Groups, even SUPERNATERAL POWERS, would not be controled or destroyed in a democacry world! Demockacry could've prevented the Chi drought by never allowing magic to be discriminated?! We could've brought peace, between chi and magic! We could've avoided any ill-wills with Mongolia! The Land/Sea war would never happen! Why...... Even the Pandas could've been protected from Shen's rampage! Life in this miserable, barbarian planet could've been MUCH more better, more safer, more free, if Demockacy was given a chance?! But thanks to Lu Kai, lives are being ruined and ended left and right! You can't even enjoy a stroll down a park without bandits surprising you in the blink of an eye and steal your valuables and leave you dead with a stab you that cut a vital vain! THIS, WAY OF LIFE, IS TERRORABLE?! AND THE MENGS ARE FINALLY GONNA FIX IT, ONCE AND FOR ALL?!"
 * Gazelle: "......... Tong...... I get, where you are coming from, and, believe me..... I myself am not a devoted fan on how this world works."
 * Meng Tong: "....... You see? The Uniter agrees with me. Espeically since the imperial family's the reason why she can't enjoy being with her own because of their nonsenseical demands! Well, when the Mengs succeed in fixing this mess of a world one day, you'll be able to enjoy that all you want and-"
 * Gazelle: "Uno momento, I wasn't finished. And I can get behind, why you'll never forgive the imperial family for their sins and illy misguided ways with you and your family. Your entitled to believe what you want, and I can't take that away from you. But.... All the same though..... I must ask..... Why? Why, take Ko Long's life, when he wasn't even close to be a Lu Kai?"
 * Meng Tong: "(Clinched his teeth and gets a mean glare)..... Because Ko Long wasn't ANY BETTER?! He may treat the people well, BUT IT'S ALL A SHOW TO HIDE THE FACT THAT HE IS THE WORSE TO THOSE THE WORK WITH HIM CLOSELY?! He's rude, he's demanding, AND, he has, NO RESPECT FOR WOMEN?! He harasses the chamber girls and handsmaids non-stop?! He even targets my poor sister, who is only his speaker to the town?! And it's not any better for the men! He pounds and beats up the guards like practice dummies, he treats his councilers like children and degrades and berates them?! And what did he do to my brother Tao?! He jabbed his horns right into the celing and beaten him like a punching bag?! BECAUSE HE NEEDED THE EXSIRSIZE?! Tao, was covered in bruzes and almost could've lost his eye?! It took us WEEKS to get him off the celing?! Tao and my sister couldn't took his nonsense and transfered away from Ko?! I HATED THAT BRUTISH OX?! AND THAT'S NOT EVEN THE COUP DE GRA OF HIS HEINIOUS MISTREATMENT?! I had a younger sister who was a servent girl, who ended up embarising him in a social gathering and ruined his imperial robe!? THAT, MONSTER, HAD HER TORTURED IN THE DONGUINS FOR DISGRACING HIM?! She was broken and trumatised beyond belief?! HE, TORMENTED, A LITTLE GIRL, OVER A ROBE GETTING PASTRY FROTING ALL OVER HIS CLOTHES AND LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT IN FRONT OF THE NOBLES?! SO DON'T YOU DARE, SAY THAT I HAVE NO RIGHT TO GIVE HIM WHAT WAS COMING?!"
 * Everyone was surprised.....
 * Duke: ".... So, this was more then just introdusing demockacry? You wanted the jerk dead for being a worthless sack of crap?"
 * Meng Tong: "Exactly?! AND I REGRET NOTHING?! THAT BRUTE HAD WHAT HE DESERVED?! And all it took, WAS THE FACT THAT HE EAT FLOWERS TO TAKE HIM DOWN?! AND SOON ENOUGH, HE'LL BE APART OF A LONG LINE OF DETHROWNED IMPERIAL PIGS THAT'LL MEET THEIR MAKER?!"
 * Kun Lao: "..... Believe me, I had no true love anymore to Ko after hearing this, but murdering an imperial family member, can't be ignored. And on top of it, you ended up doing it on a bad time when we needed infomation about a rouge Lu Kai member being respondsable of empowering a magic conspiracy involving an alien Mothman!"
 * Silence....
 * Kun Lao: "...... Yes, I know it's ludicrus, just, believe me, it accured. Point is, we are looking at a modern Lu Kai the Terrorable being on the lose, and now, with Ko Long gone, no other imperial family member would be so quick to explain."
 * Meng Tong: "Oh like Ko would've been any different? And believe me, I'll destroy ALL OF THE LU KAI, soon enough, even if this so-called, rouge. Be grateful I'll spare your idiot grandson on counts that he'll already be dead because of the savaged bureocrats tainted by the imperial ways, not tolerating his weak by imperial standerds?! Now, BACK to the main subject at hand?! Are you gona leave, or do I have to take more then the life already taken?! Your choice, heroes..... Your lifes, or your funerals?"
 * Gazelle:... (Sighs) Very well! We'll leave, on ONE condition! You must tell EVERYONE here that you lied and YOU caused the murder.
 * Meng Tong: You cannot be serious!
 * Gazelle: Does it LOOK like I'm not serious? For an Emperor OR President, you should know that with great power comes great responsibility, and that INCLUDES honesty. Lying to your own people is conspiracy, and I'm pretty sure it's HIGHLY punishable here, ESPECIALLY considering the Emperor is standing right in front of you. So, you have no choice in the matter. So, we'll leave, but either you tell the people that you lied, or we'll do it for you. And TRUST me, if WE have to do it, you're NOT going to like it. We'll make sure your ENTIRE family is viewed horribly by the words you just said. They may hold weight, but even if they DO make people sympathize, NONE of it will excuse due justice for the fact that you committed one of the worst crimes in history. If WE tell them, and we WILL tell them OUR way, you will no longer be given a chance to bring democracy here. Your ENTIRE family will be disgraced, shunned, and your 'democracy claims' will no longer hold weight as you will not be trusted to bring it to them. We'll make sure nobody in the government EVER hires you or your family again.
 * Kun Lao:... My word, Uniter! That's Lu Kai II worthy talk!
 * Gazelle: Well, quite frankly, he's acting like him-
 * Kun Lao: DON'T YOU EVER F****** COMPARE ME TO THAT MONSTER, YOU SKINNY SPANISH HORNHEAD WHORE!! HE'S RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT QUITE AN IMPROVEMENT WITH THAT THREAT OF YOURS!! Speaking like THAT is NOT going to convince me of ANYTHING! It's going to give me BETTER reason to execute you!
 * Gazelle: Well, perhaps that's just the thing. You kill us, INCLUDING Lu Kang and the other governors in the room, you risk making my threats come true. If you just admit your actions, and admit them with the right words, this whole mess can be avoided. They WILL understand that Ko Long was a monster that the Shaanxi Province was better off without. You can be a hero to them. But if you keep it a secret from them and give them no reason to trust you when it ends up biting you in the butt, then there's no saving you OR your entire family from being dishonored at a China-wide scale. And killing us right now won't have a different effect either. You resist either way, we win, even though one option has us dying. We are giving you this one chance to prove to us, your family, AND the rest of China, that you are a big deal and can do great things. If you don't take advantage of it, then there's no going back. You do that, and we can let you go under a few legal conditions. But if you don't, then remember what I just said.
 * Kun Lao:... But, what if the people want me gone reguardless even AFTER I explain how rotten Ko was? For his worth, he did loved his subjects enough to do legitamently good things for them. The flaws of him being abusive to his servents and councilers could've been excused as either him losing his way or having a very violent midlife crisis!?
 * Gazelle: "And perhaps maybe THAT is why he was so awful with you? Maybe he knew that his life was ending and lost himself? I still say it is not an excuse, and I won't blame the people from not wanting to follow you eitherway, but consider this.... Going about it in the honest way at least prevents your family from going down your brother's path and making your dreams of introdusing demockacry more difficult then already. If the people wanted you out, even after understanding why you did it, then it's only because they acknowledge that murder isn't a right call of action, even on someone who didn't show proper kindness. At least this way you'll earn sympathisers that'll balence out die-hard loyalists, even minoriesed them, that would likely succeed the throwne and place your family under protection of the Imperial Family. We may understand your brother's blight, but he clearly allowed his pain to dominate him, and that's why he's part of the scourge imperials. At least show me that apart from family blood, the rest of the Mengs are not like him....
 * Meng Tong:..... Okay... I admit, what you said is an improvement....
 * Shifu:... We're waiting.
 * Meng Tong:... (Sighs)... Fine! You win! Perhaps, it wouldn't be proper to make my brother's mistakes repeat themselve. If being honest means that, my family will be spared from a harsh fate, even at the price of introdusing demockacry being pushed bakc futher, because know this, sympathisers or loyalist, none would feel comfertable with someone who commited a usurp of even someone who was only a closet beast. Ko still did benvolent enough things to earn his positive reputation amongst the people, and based on what you said about a mid-life crisis, it is likely gonna excuse his ill-treatment torwords the servents. My parents broken souls are likely to become very restless from this, but..... I rather take the Mengs back to a more decent path then one of revenge. I should know better than this. Very well, Uniter Princess. It seems your wisdom has made itself visible.
 * Woo: I couldn't have said it better.
 * Meng Tong: But, if it helps with your little mission, there IS a genealogical scroll somewhere in the library. You can check there while I go confess my sins.
 * Gazelle: Good. Be better than your brother. (They head out as he did the same)
 * Skipper: I admit, I thought we were gonna bust his ass.
 * Gazelle: It's clear that he was one of the rare individuals whose murder ACTUALLY made sense. Not ALL murders are of completely-malicious intent. It can ONLY be excusable, though only to a certain amount, if the victim was just as bad, or more, as the murder itself.
 * Deadpool: Yeah! Why the junk do you think I limit my kills when you hero teacher's pets are around?
 * Shifu: Let's just hope he makes true with his word while I search the library.
 * Soothsayer: He is. It's clear that Gazelle opened his conscious wider than it was in the past few years. It's one of the reasons why the Lightflies chose her as one of the next Uniters, let alone one of the few who survived longer than the others.
 * Mayfly: Hell, she's actually a few years away from being the longest of the Uniter Prinesses to survive. She may just be the right Uniter Princess if she manages to make a name for herself.
 * Duke: Well, she's CLEARLY got the heart. Ever since she made the adolescent mistake of driving a friend to evil, she became a visionary singer who wishes to establish clear relations with predators and prey on her world. She cares about ALL species, even ones she doesn't recognize NOR are unsentient or semi-sentient. She'll only violate said things when the individual is far too long gone for help or is lost entirely, such as the case with that crazy cat on Trecene. Furs are rare in Zootopia, as they are only created in survival situations, and thus they can only be found in museums or ancient sites. Gazelle is seen as a GREAT symbol of peace and love for everyone no matter what size, shape, or form, and she sticks to that philosophy with ALL her heart. I can clearly see why you pretty butterflies chose her.
 * Mayfly: Trust me, there have been others like her in the past, but even THEY couldn't last as long as Gazelle did.
 * Gazelle: It's good to know that a person we thought was going to be yet another enemy turned around in a new light. And it's a relief. I just hopethat he'll be okay.
 * Icky: "Whatever happens, the guy's gonna make it out fine. And hey, he'll earn enough sympathiers to even rebuildt that destroyed city should he had to be impeached on moral-based grounds. It'll give the Mengs a chance to revaluate their life choices. Plus, should we ever be able to perimently capture Meng Tao, at least we know the perfect guy to put him on the straight and narrow."
 * Shifu: Alright, I think I found it! (He leaps down with the scroll) The ENTIRE Ku Lai family tree. This should give us all the available information we need on our investigation. Now, the ones who are deceased are crossed out, so we'll clearly have the resources when we see them.
 * Po: Well, good! Hopefully, after that crazy Master Dolphin madness back there, we'll be lucky enough to find Hai Hoi.
 * Shifu: That may be a possibility, because Xizang's Emperor is one of the few who is not only alive, but after one of Oogway's missions there, MIGHT have clues as to where she is.
 * Donkey: NOW we're gettin' somewhere!
 * Deadpool: THEN LET'S VAN ON OFF! (They took off in the van as this plays)

Chapter 2: Pang Bing's Dark Magic Catches Up To Her/Making a Decision
Van. Pang Bing's mind. Reality Xizang Provence. Later, in Mah Jong's throwneroom. The Van. Snow-Pig's Residence Later. Flashback Present Later. The Palace.
 * Pang Bing was seen alone and meditating.
 * Pang Bing found herself in a wasteland damaged by what appears to be magic blasts.
 * Pang Bing: "...... I truely am more damaged then I thought."
 * ???: "That's because your mind it's at war with it's self!"
 * A shadowy spirit taking the form of Pang Bing appeared.
 * Pang Bing: "...... What are you?"
 * Shadowy Spirit: "I am you! The you that you onced embraced! But for the sake of less confusion, you can refer me as.... Black Bing."
 * Pang Bing: ".... Oh, it's because we're cats, right? Ya know, black cats, so, you went there?"
 * Black Bing: "...... Look at yourself, Pang. You have only been around them for a few minutes, and already you started to defelupt their nonsensical idiotic hubris! You used to be a dark, but proud individual! We were going to avenge our sisters! Our orb mother?! Magic in general! And you and I both had clearly saw that Mothlock was a being of his word! And you condemned him to the only think that offers a faster way to bring our sisters back!"
 * Pang Bing: "Even reguardless of that, the price of servitude would've hurt others. The Land of Prosperity was clearly suffering. It couldn't be ignored. And I promise you, when the Modern Lu Kai gone, we can be able to make this world a better place for magic."
 * Black Bing: "And what makes you so sure magic discrimination would die with some modern desendent of it's causer? It didn't really died with Lu Kai the Terrorable's death, it's not gonna go away, because you removed some idiot who has yet to even do a simular task! You seriously began to believe that things would automaticly be better just because you got rid of the bad guy? People are NOT like a fairy tale?! People will still hate and belittle you because of their childish mistrust to magic?! So please, do me a faver, and embrace me again so we can do things PROPERLY and save Mothlock while we still can?!"
 * Pang Bing: "It's not that simple. The Containment Device is likely already long gone and taken to the Lightfly planet, a part of a system that never stays in one place for long. Why, the Lightflies' home system is probuly already somewhere else by now. Sure, you and I reckindise the system's migatory patterns, but it changes nothing. The device will be kept somewhere that even a very determined Mothron can get to. Let alone even us combined once more."
 * Black Bing: "Ya know, I was once your greatest friend. I gave you powers even the forces of imagination cannot comprehened! You grow stronger each time thanks to me?! If you curbed me with Equinox magic, AND take away Mothlock's surviving magic, I can't be able to make you stronger anymore?! You'll be stagnanted to a certain level?!"
 * Pang Bing: "But that's the thing with me. I can always find other ways to grow strong, even without embracing you. And I'm doing this for both my sake and yours. If you ended up making me do something even the Uniter can't protect us from, I would likely face exicution, killing me..... And you as well. Like a parasite that needs it's host to be alive, you can't be able to live on without me. You exist, because I exist."
 * Black Bing: "AND HOW IS COMDEMNING ME TO AN EXQUINOX PRISON ANY BETTER?!"
 * Pang Bing: "Look at it this way. I am strong enough that even when I am prevented from growing stronger, I am still a crediable force to be reckind with. And I will still find ways to make myself stronger in each waking moment, even when you are well contained. Magic will still get it's justice against the Lu Kai. Just not through your methods."
 * Black Bing: "..... You realise alchourse, that even then, I can't garrentie that our sisters and the Orb Mother if she was still around, would not easily appresiate what you had prior to this goody-goody drival nonsense your doing. Why, if the mother orb did survive what happened, you'd think she would've undone your miserable existence by now. And do you honestly think that our sisters would be so quick to welcome you with open arms, should you be able to free them without Mothlock's return?"
 * Pang Bing: "..... I wouldn't blame them for thinking that way. But that won't stop me from re-earning their love by making amends for those mistakes. And I know better then to embrace your poison words again. I was lucky, and in a way, you as well, that I was defeated by someone with kindness and mercy. A hero with an absolute, black and white belief could've long destroyed us."
 * Black Bing: "...... Have it your way then. If you won't really embrace me, THEN I GUESS I'LL HAVE TO SMACK THE SENSE BACK INTO YOU?!"
 * Black Bing conjured up great powers!
 * Pang Bing: "I have no pathience for another one of your tandrums!"
 * Black Bing: "WELL TOO BAD?! YOUR MIND IS AT ANOTHER BATTLE?! YOU MAY AS WELL FIGHT?!"
 * Black Bing fired a dark magic ray!
 * Pang Bing: (She fired a light magic ray and the two got into a beam lock that Black Bing was stating to win until Pang jettisons a powerful light magic field that knocked Black Bing back)... Before we continue, am I to assume that YOU'RE the reason why I can't trust the Lodgers? I've clearly gained my pure heart back, so it stands to reason that all the signs of my evil self are because of you.
 * Black Bing: Oh, no, that was another guy. His name was 'Shit Sherlock', first name 'No'!
 * Pang Bing: And is it all because you think only YOU can fix all the bad things going on in my life?
 * Black Bing: Yes! Look at what we did! We almost succeeded had it not been for dumb luck! China would've been all ours! How could you just BETRAY your great power like that?
 * Pang Bing: I don't know what you were expecting, honestly! I had MUCH of my memories lost. You're just a manifestation of the bitter side created by Mothlock to torment me. Once I give you a GREATER role as an Equinox half, you will understand.
 * Black Bing: I prefer not! (She ups her powers through a powerful and deadly shockwave that Pang protected herself from)... You think Equinox powers are supposed to cure you?
 * Pang Bing: YES! IT IS A BLEND BETWEEN THE CRUELTY BROUGHT BY DARK MAGIC, AND THE JOY BROUGHT ON BY LIGHT MAGIC! THE TWO OF THEM TOGETHER CREATES A PERFECT BALANCE BETWEEN BOTH MENTAL AND PHYSICAL HEALTH! You will have little to no weakness, nothing to hold you back, and you will have heightened wisdom. You NEED it as much as I do.
 * Black Bing: It's something that taints people into being emotionless twats! Aggression and black magic is the ultimately way to express what prejudice can do. It gets people to understand that prejudice is wrong.
 * Pang Bing: BUT IT'S NO DIFFERENT IF YOU USE IT TO HURT OTHERS!! Darkness is nothing but absolute darkness and suffering, and Lightness is absolute joy and happiness. Putting them both together in a balanced blend has the potential to fight the worst of both sides. It cures in enlightened ways. You just can't see that because you're me if I had ALL of my Heart stolen from me. And I will NOT rest until I balance myself out.
 * Black Bing:... You know? You're right! THEN ALLOW ME TO REMIND YOU OF YOUR PLACE! (She causes a black blast of magical energy)
 * Pang Bing: (As she meditated, she experienced horrific events as she staggered back in fear and tearful eyes as Gazelle confronted her)
 * Gazelle: PANG! Are you okay?
 * Pang Bing: (She recovers, panting in recovery)... Yes! I'm fine! It's clear that my dark side is catching up to me.
 * Gazelle: I can tell. The eyes you displayed. They are the eyes of fear and suffering. And that's what we're here for. I promise you, by the time we find Hai Hoi, you won't have to worry about your evil side anymore.
 * Pang Bing:... (Sighs) I hope so. Everything that happened to me, the loss of my mother and sisters, the oppression of China, the loss of a friend, and the corruption brought by an overgrown moth, it's all too much to be reminded of without help.
 * Gazelle: Well, Hai Hoi may not know magic, but she is an expert of inner peace, which is just as effective. You learn that, and you'll successfully be able to learn Equinox Magic on your own.
 * Pang Bing: "I hope so. Because without direct directions, we're made to throw darts on the wall and hope one sticks."
 * Gazelle: "Well, don't worry. Shifu said that Xizang's Emperor may offer some ability to pinpoint at least where Hai Hoi is. Let's just hope it's not in the midsts of another random problem."
 * A fighting torniment is being held as a bull was smacking a croc around!
 * The Audience cheered!
 * This was over-watched by a bored Red Panda Elder as a Peacock adviser was by his side.
 * Peacock: "Nothing like a pre-winter feast battle to enlighten the mood, your majusty."
 * Red Panda Emperor: "It's nothing but the same thing, adviser Fu Wi. I had to be emperor of the most boring provence in china. Nothing exciting happens here besides people climbing the mountains of the Himalayas, which instantly resulted in your last son's death."
 * Fu Wi: "Now, Emperor Mah Jong, I know this isn't exactly a dodge city.... But we get our fair share of excitment."
 * Suddenly, a Harpoon-like spear came from nowhere and crashed into Mah Jong's throwne, surprising everyone!"
 * Fu Wi: "NOT WHAT I MEANT?!"
 * The Fighters stopped, as they saw a gang of animals with weapons in replacement of their hands, a wolf, a leopard, an ape, a monkey, who are sliding down the chain, as well as the shorce of the harpoon spear, a fox reminesent of Junjie, as he joined along and landed center of the area!
 * Emperor Mah Jong: "Ohhhh..... This could actselly be interesting."
 * Fu Wi: "YOU MAJUSTY, ARE YOU SERIOUS?! THAT'S THE HUIHUAI?! BANDITS OF DESTRUCTION?!"
 * Emperor Mah Jong: "Hence WHY it is interesting."
 * Fox leader: "..... Glorious Emperor Mah Jong....... We the Huihuai have finally came to demand due tribute for the many imperial crimes commited against the people. Surrender the land's fortune, AND your throwne, to me and my crew, and we won't destroy your city."
 * Emperor Mah Jong: "Actselly, I much rather you amuse me, Huihuai group. You look like an interesting bunch. How's about this? I'll give you exactly what you wanted, if you can defeat my entire army."
 * Fu Wi: "YOUR HIGHNESS, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR JOKING?! (Mah Jong snapped his fingers.)"
 * Fu Wi facepalmed that Mah Jong ignored him.
 * Soldiers began to flood the arena and surround the group.
 * Fox Leader: "..... You are playing a fool's arrend, imperial pig."
 * Emperor Mah Jong: "I just love how serious this guy is. Soldiers attack."
 * The Soldiers charged!
 * The Leopard with a sword hand smacked soldiers around!
 * The Ape with the giant mace hand smacked waves of soldiers!
 * The Wolf with a pike hand plowed soldiers down!
 * The Monkey with the creative prostectic hand that turns into a crossbow pins soldiers down!
 * And finally, the Harpoon Handed Fox used said Harpoon he recoiled back from the emperor's throwne to fight the soldiers!
 * Fu Wi: "Your majusty, your playing a reckless game?! The Huihuai are not to be tampered with."
 * Mah Jong: "Oh relax, you silly bird. These are the finest soldiers I have. They're not gonna lose to a bunch of bandits. They're-" (They managed to beat them)... Actselly alot more pathic then I expected. But hey, at least we know these guys are badasses.
 * Fu Wi:... You do realise that OUR KINGDOM IS DOOMED, RIGHT?!
 * Mah Jong:... Well, when you put it like that..... (Sighs) What I wouldn't do for some heroes right now. (The Lodgers and company came in right away)
 * Fu Wi:... WHOA!!! A SPACESHIP!!!
 * Mah Jong: OH, NOW WE'RE TALKING!!! (The heroes came out)
 * Fu Wi:... SHEN?!?
 * Mah Jong: MASTER SHIFU?!?
 * Lord Shen: Alright, what the hell is going on here? And what's with the arena? I never knew the emperor of the provence to be like THIS?!
 * Shifu: Well, the emperor you were EXPECTING is dead. Mah Jeong was dead after being renowned as a game-freak and a dedicated geek who built this place for entertainment. His family is... QUITE bored with the setting the city here, EVEN if it's near the Himalayas. It's currently run by his eldest son, Mah Jong.
 * Icky: Well, makes sense considering their names are a play on the Chinese tile-based game.
 * Shifu: They INVENTED Mahjong.
 * Icky: Oh... Well, shut my mouth.
 * Shifu: Anyway, their family HAS had a fair share of gaming, gambling, and geek history like me, and have been at more Fests than nought. Hell, calling them a geek is punishable by death, so as you'd expect, it follows ANOTHER trend of Emperor cruelty.
 * Deadpool: Well, s***! Anyway, who are these scrawny pukes with the weapons for hands?
 * Thr Fox Leader growled in being offended by Deadpool's lack of respect.
 * Po:... The Huihuai! The renowned Bandits of Destruction in the Xizang Province. They replaced the hands they lost as a penalty for their stealing antics, and used them to SUCCESSFULLY SLAUGHTER THE ONES WHO TOOK THEIR HANDS... AND TOOK THE HANDS THEY USED TO CUT OFF THEIR HANDS AND HUNG THEM AS TROPHIES!!!
 * SpongeBob:... Ouch!
 * Po: Yeah, BEYOND ouch!
 * Harpoon-Hand Fox: Excuse me, misfits, but we were in the middle of something here! So how about you waddle of, chicken-boys!
 * Mushu: CHICKEN BOYS?!? SAY THAT TO OUR FACES, YOU LIMP NOODLES!!!- (The fox got close to him)
 * Harpoon-Hand Fox:... CHICKEN... BOY!!!
 * Mushu:... (He apparently peed)... You made me spill my lemonade!
 * Icky: "OH THERE WE GO, THE SAME OLD JOKE AGAIN?! WHY DO WE CARRY LEMONAIDE CONVINENTLY WHEN A BAD GUY OR SCARY FORCE SCARES US FOR LOW-BROW IMPLIED PISS HUMOR?! EVEN FAMILY GUY WOULDN'T STOOP SO LOW?! AND THEY MADE A HERPIES EPISODE AND SCREWED UP A DOMESTIC ABUSE EPISODE?!.... Ahh what am I kidding, this is RIGHT up their ally."
 * Pang Bing: So clearly, if this Emperor's in the need for excitement, let's give it to him!
 * Mah Jong: YES, YES, YES!!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!!!
 * Fu Wi: (facepalmed again, groaning) Oh, goddamn it!
 * Po: Come on, boys! My knuckles are hungry!
 * Fox Leader: "Must we waste our time with this?! I was hoping to become emperor of this part of the land so I can punish the imperial family who encouraged cruel treatments that costed us our hands!"
 * Deadpool: "Hey, we may as well man, your pretty much the 3rd intermediate problem until the main event. Might as well go for it. By the way, Po, what are these guys called?"
 * Po: Jian Chong (The Leopard), Chui Fung (The Ape), Paike Pong (The Wolf), Qiang Hou Wang (The Monkey), and their rogue evil grudge-holding leader, Yu Cha Hong! (The fox, who growled angrily). They've developed will with their weapons, they can literally slice a Panda's belly off, or slice the Great Wall like it was thin air!
 * Harpoon-Handed Fox (Yu Cha Hong): That's right, Dragon Warrior! So I advise that you, AND Fu Wi's brother-in-law of a disgrace, Wu Shen, take a hike!
 * Po:... Your last name is 'Wu'?
 * Mantis: AND there's another relative of your family HERE?!?
 * Lord Shen: Well, let me explain. Fu Wi was married to one of my sisters, and his son died on Mount Everest last month... AFTER my great-nephew did, who was the one I mentioned died on the same mountain during the Ichthyos mission.
 * Icky:... Well, snap! Why is it that whenever we encounter a peacock here, it HAPPENS to be related to Shen?
 * Lord Shen: You're REALLY asking that when peacocks invented fireworks on this world, AND WAS AMONG THE HIGHEST AUTHORITIES IN CHINA?!? I have PLENTY of relatives here, SOME of whom I do not wish to talk about. Let's just- (Chui Fung the Ape fired his mace arm as Shen dodged!) DAH?!
 * Shrek: Well that's not very nice to interupt us while we were having a quick conversation- (Chui bashes him with his normal hand) HoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- (He fell to the ground).....
 * Icky: "Well! Rudest, bad guys, EVER!"
 * Iago: "As if Bad Guys were ever nice!"
 * Icky and Iago laughed and fist pumped!
 * Yu Cha: Enough talk, morons, and FIGHT US ALREADY?!
 * Po: GLADLY!!
 * Yu Cha: "HUIHUAI?! ATTACK?!"
 * Private: "But didn't you guys already did when your big friend-"
 * Yu Cha: "MORE THEN ALREADY?!"
 * Skipper: "Walked right into that, Private!" (They all fought)
 * Mah Jong: Well, I guess your brother-in-law and Master Shifu just solved our problem of danger, Fu Wi.
 * Fu Wi: Yeah, but, with all due respect, does it REALLY excuse your boredom?
 * Mah Jong: Maybe not, but at least I FINALLY get something exciting. (They continued fighting the Huihuai as they got their own thorough balance of beatings on the Lodgers, but then they finally went down)
 * Shifu:... Alright, Huihuai, it's off to Chorh-Gom Prison for you.
 * Yu Cha:... IN YOUR BIG FAT DREAM- (Shifu used the Wuxi Finger Hold on him)... The junk?
 * Po:... That's the Wuxi Finger Hold.
 * Mah Jong: OHHHHH, NOW IT JUST GOT INTERESTING!!! That is a move that makes our species one of the BEST fighters in China!
 * Fu Wi:... Wuxi was a Red panda?
 * Mah Jong: You CLEARLY need to read some scrolls.
 * Yu Cha:... And what exactly does it do?
 * Po:... When he moves his pinkie, you go to the Spirit Realm with a big ploop!
 * Yu Cha:... Meep!
 * Icky: Damn right 'Meep'!
 * Shifu: Back down all of you, or we won't hesitate to have your leader sent to the Spirit Realm. (They all surrendered)
 * Mushu:... Yeah, we kicked your asses HARD, bitches!
 * Mah Jong: "Oh, poo. That was too exciting to be so over so quickly."
 * Fu Wi facepalmed.
 * Mah Jong: "Okay, okay! But I'll phrase the heroes on their OP rescue."
 * Icky: "Uh.... Your welcome, I guess?"
 * Fu Wi: "Pardon the emperor, he focuses too hard on excitment, even at our kingdom's detrement."
 * Deadpool: "We noticed."
 * Mah Jong: "So, misfits and members of the Jade Palace, I kinda have an itching feeling that your here for something. My excitment seeker senses tell me that desteny brought you all here to do more then just bring major OP pwnaged to the Huihuai."
 * Shifu: "Your senses have not lied to you. We are here for such things. To make a long story short, we are seeking out a sage to help a new member out of her darkness, all the while seeking out a possable rouge Lu Kai generation trying to revive the ways of Lu Kai the Terrorable."
 * Mah Jong: "Oh..... Look, I get what your saying, but, two things make helping you difficult. And that's avaluable knowledge and restrictions. I know of Hai Hoi, but not so much her temple, and, we're kinda restricted on talking about the Lu Kais."
 * Fu Wi: "Sadly yes. Even when you did us a service, please understand that we have to keep any location of any Lu Kai a secret."
 * Kun Lao: "And I respect this, but times might become serious enough that neither of us can afford to maintain the tradition. Master Dolphin has a better knowledge, but is too devoted to his vow to honor Hai Hoi's wishes. And the only other emperor possably more laxed on reveiling anything.... Has fallen victim to his own mid-life-crisis leading to an abused adviser to take revenge."
 * Mah Jong: "Oh snap! It's Ko, isn't it? I tried telling that old school bovine to chill out about his mid-life crisis!"
 * Fu Wi: "Was it done by one of the Mengs? I know we should've retired that tortured family after the Meng Tao betrayal! That was obviously a sign of things to come!"
 * Icky: "Well luckly, Tao was the only really nasty one. We talked his bro out of being worse."
 * Kun Lao: "But don't worry about him staying in power. The people would be morally conjustus enough to accept that any broken soul, well intentions or not, may not nessersarly be the best leader. But he will be left with enough sympathiers to rebuild a new Meng City."
 * Mah Jong: ".... Well, again, the other problem is lack of useful info. I myself don't exactly bother keeping up with the Lu Kais. Not just because it was boring, but, I don't like being reminded of depressive junk."
 * Fu Wi: "Well, since I'm the only one who takes this position seriously, I'm the one who keeps track of everything, including any resident Lu Kais. Normally, I'd avoid exposing personal imperial family info, but, desperate times require some rule bending. Just keep in mind that this city rarely sees Lu Kai activity, so, don't expect anything too useful. In fact, the only clue to any Lu Kai, are old rumors that one or two of them are seeking out Hai Hoi's temple."
 * Deadpool: "...... Your right. THAT DOES JACKSHIT IN HELPING US?!"
 * Fu Wi: "As I had said, this city rarely sees Lu Kai activity. Buuuuut....... There is an old local drunk who claims he was a former bandit boss in service to the rumored Lu Kai, and claims that because of defelupting an actual conjustus of what this Lu Kai was doing, he lost his leg..... To a Yeti."
 * Lougers and other heroes: "YETI?!"
 * Fu Wi: "Well I DID say he was a local drunk, so, credability is OBVIOUSLY not the strongest thing."
 * Lord Shen: "I wouldn't be so sure, Fu. I once doubted a drunk about a legendary keyblade weilding pirate, and THAT ended up being real?!"
 * Fu Wi: "..... Isn't that abit, out there, for a pirate to contain a keyblade? I mean, aren't those suppose to be pure good?"
 * Icky: "Yes, we know, even to us we don't get it, but trust me, it happened. All you need to know is that, you shouldn't be too quick to doubt local drunks unless you know they're nothing but drunks. So where's the guy?"
 * Fu Wi: "He left this city to established a cabin 3 miles off the city since people kept doubting him. Be warned when seeking him out. If his claims as a former bandit leader are true, he's, likely not gonna have a grand trust in heroes..... Or outsiders for that matter considering his years of being ignored."
 * Gazelle: "What exactly is his name?"
 * Fu Wi: "Nothing to personifify him. But he only refered himself as, the Snow-Hog."
 * Po: "THE SNOW-HOG?! That guy's the most powerful bandit leader's of his time?! He's pretty much Shifu's Age by now! (Shifu sternfully stares)..... Not that, it's a bad thing."
 * Fu Wi: "Well, you be wised to not denounce him as a would-be challnage because of his age and limited movement because of his lost leg. He was once known to be desended from Chi Wepaon Builders."
 * Kun Lao: "Chi Weapon Builders?"
 * Fu Wi: "Well, yes. They were once rampent in the days where everyone can used chi before the Chi Drought age happened. Very few builders are left because so few of them maintained their chi even after the curse happened. Snow-Hog was claimed to be one of them, but turned dark because.... His family were among the biggest suppliers of weapons that were used to hurt and hunt magic users. He hated himself and his shamed legacy to the point of becoming a criminal to punish himself as such."
 * Shifu: "But obviously, our modern Lu Kai snapped him out of his misery, only to be made more miserable. We will have to bring Snow-Hog back to the city. Not just because his cabin likely wouldn't fit all of us due to inconsistent logic on how we do and don't sometimes, but because.... I worry he may be in danger. We'll back, Mah Jong and Fu Wi, and we'll be quick about it."
 * Kun Lao was complicating something.....
 * Hu: "Your coming, Kun...."
 * Kun Lao: ".... Yes.... I'm coming."
 * Kun Lao was sitting with Hu and Woo.....
 * Kun Lao: "...... Hu, Woo, I, have reason to believe that, maybe, Snow-Hog can be able to restore my family's chi-sword."
 * Hu: ".... Well, your not off, but, you heard the peacock adviser, he is ashamed of his craft being used to harm and discriminate! And the family sword was once USED for such terrorable things! He's, likely not gonna want to help repair a reminder of his family's shame."
 * Kun Lao: "I know, but, I have my reason..... That sword, was meant to be Lu Kang's Winter Feast gift to him, as it has been done for generations of our family. It was not meant to see battle in my hands one last time, NOR was it meant to be destroyed by the very dark past it was made to shape! I need to have that sword back to it's former glory, to give to Lu Kang! It would mean all of china to me."
 * Woo: "No disrespect sir, but your out of luck! That snow-pig lieklye HATES the imperial family for what happened! He would sooner use a chi wepaon against you then rebuildt the one you lost!"
 * Kun Lao: "None of you know that! Maybe the misfits can mend his broken mind!"
 * Hu: "But we do know that, well, you can't deny Lu Kai the second did well in earning the "The Terrorable" surname. It, doesn't help he's likely to have known about your.... Sour relations with the River Dolphins. Espeically since you used the family sword to, destroy the temple. Your likely to be just as bad in his eyes."
 * Kun Lao: "I won't ask him to fix the sword for me..... But for Lu Kang, who I have reason to believe he will be more respondsable with the sword."
 * Woo: "The same Lu Kang who can't fight out of Pickle Jars? I think making or rebuilding a sword for an idiot is worse then doing it for another sin-riddled ruler in Snow-Hog's eyes."
 * Kun Lao: "Then you two must help me make Lu Kang look worthy for such a task. Please.... I beg you, as an old emperor looking to make one last amend."
 * Hu: "..... Well, if you insist."
 * Woo: "But don't expect miricles."
 * Icky: (They landed not too close to a garbage-riddled snowy junkyard with bugs who scurried in panic upon the van's arrival)... I thought he lived in a cabin, not a scrap heap. I mean, I see the cabin, but you would think the place would be.... Cleaner.
 * Sandy:... This doesn't seem quite like a good living residence for a renowned blacksmith of Chi weapons.
 * Skipper: Yeah, even General Shinjin would frown upon this garbage heap.
 * Kun Lao: One thing to know, you call his place a garbage heap, it's gonna cost you what you want immediately. I told you, you do anything wrong, you're out, and there's nothing you can do about it. He... Is a little iffy on idiocy since his brother got fired thanks to one, and he ended up killing the son of his Emperor, and thus he had to be beheaded.
 * Icky/Iago: EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
 * Kun Lao: So it's best that you leave this to me. I'll ensure that Snow-Hog doesn't mind your company.
 * Lord Shen: Well, considering our history of crazy first impressions, that would be wise.
 * Kun Lao: So, don't come out until I say it's fine. Again, if you screw this up, our chances of finding Hai Hoi are as well.
 * Rarity: Will you PLEASE stop escalating your point, your former highness? We have a lotta work to do.
 * Kun Lao: Very well. Wait here. (He hops out and knocks the door)... MR. SNOW-HOG? ARE YOU THERE?
 * ???: "PISS OFF?! Whatever you junkers want, you can find it by yourselves on the floor."
 * Kun Lao: ACTUALLY, IT'S ME, KUN LAO! I JUST NEED TWO FAVORS FROM YOU!
 * ???:... (A large white warthog similar to Taotie, only with more muscles and tattoos and white hair came out from the door. This was Snow-Hog) Oh, it's you. How is your retirement going since your own mistakes like the Kung Fu Permits, allowing a magic duck to push people around, and..... The river dolphin mistake?
 * Kun Lao: Oh... You heard that, huh?
 * Snow-Hog: Fu Wi told me. He just wanted to beg me to help give you words of advice considering the s*** you went through after making the river dolphins a functionally-extinct species. But, I refused because I swore off Chi blacksmithing. And even then, your blantent misuse of the finest sword in Chi Weaponry, already tainted by a history of magic discrimination, would make me more then iffy to help out either way.
 * Kun Lao:... Well... That's actually one of the many reasons we're here.
 * Snow-Hog:... We?
 * Kun Lao: I'll get to that later. You see... The Chi Sword my family had?... (He shows him the broken sword pieces)
 * Snow-Hog: IT BROKE?! How is that possable?! That was the finest steel in-...... Let me guess. You encountered a foe you couldn't fight? How unfortunate. But at least by judging the look on your face, your not much of a stubbern buck anymore. You were due a humility trip anyway. So you want me to re-forge it for you? Well like I said, your mistakes make that hard for me to do, even if it's for one of the greatest swords in existence! And even then, I'm retired! But I bet your gonna try and make me do otherwise. Alright, I'm itching to enjoy hearing you beg. But make it quick, the winds of the mountains are making themselves known.
 * Kun Lao: Your opinion of me is harsh but not surprising. But I assure you, the sword is not for me. You see, I left my adopted grandson, Lu Kang, as emperor, and I was hoping to give the sword to him so he can be he first Lu Kai to actually not just be positive, but also make a positive difference. His... Idiocy... Should play well in that, in that he's incapable to be smart enough to be even close to what Lu Kai the Terrorable was, aided by his, good temperment. And I mean, earnestly good temperment. Anger is non-existent in him. I was going to give it to him this Winter Feast, but...
 * Snow-Hog: You challaged a tough foe? I expected much. Well, as well-meaning as your intentions are, I'm afraid it won't be enough to convince me. I left this job behind me a long time ago. You'll find none of it left here.
 * Kun Lao:... Very well. I won't convince you. But let's get to the second favor which should sound a bit easier, if that's possible. The Dragon Warrior and his allies in the Jade Palace are here with their other-worldly friends, and they need help with the one responsible for the Chi Sword's destruction going to the second phase of her redemption. She'll need it if she's gonna beat Lu Kang's worse relative, or relatives. We seek Hai Hoi.
 * Snow-Hog: "...... Do you honestly think I live in the conditions that I'm in with no second leg AND in a cabin surrounded by old metal, if I know where that turtle is?"
 * Kun Lao: "Then, perhaps, explain the lair of the rouge Lu Kai?"
 * Snow-Hog: "...... Your better off not knowing where HE is if you know what's good for ya. I'm doing you a faver and sheilding you from his wrath.... AND THOSE YETIS?! I lost my leg to those beasts and have to rely on an old piece of bamboo I found left behind by a transport cart."
 * Kun Lao: "Wait, we would also wish to take you to the palace for warmth and protection if this Lu Kai has reason to believe you would be an issue."
 * Snow-Hog: "..... Well as long as I don't say anything, HE, won't need to. (Was about to slam the door, but Shifu stopped it.)"
 * Shifu: "..... Perhaps you would fine me abit more persaysive."
 * Snow-Hog stared confusingly."
 * Snow-Hog was seen enjoying Po's Noodle Soup.
 * Snow-Hog: "Mmm, Mmm! This is high quaility stuff, Dragon Warrior. Shifu wasn't lying about this stuff. Greatest meal I had in ages."
 * Shifu: "So, perhaps your more willing to shed some light on the matter?"
 * Snow-Hog stopped.....
 * Snow-Hog: "..... Just not here. The mountains have eyes and ears all around us. See me a fool all you want, but very little things get by, them, without spies knowing about it. And it won't be any safer in the palace."
 * Shifu: Am I to assume that these 'spies' are the 'Yetis' that took your leg?
 * Snow-Hog: Actselly they're a snow owl and a cave bat. But your not off about how the Yetis would do spying if it's nessersary. Their camouflage is quite good at blending with this season's snowy climate.
 * Icky: Well, we would be pretty stupid to not buy into this. After fighting a cat witch and an alien moth dude, world of suspension of disbelief is beyond already cracked, so they may as well be real.
 * Shifu: Indeed. And the Yetis are actually real, because when Tsin talked to me following the defeat of Mothlock, he said that the Chi-Tanukis of China confirmed that they are real. But they're not the traditional Yetis of legend. They're actually of Japanese origin....
 * (Shifu): You see, the Yetis, called the Yeti Clan, are actually Japanese macaques that hailed from Japan in their land of Koi Springs. However, they sought enlightenment outside of their home, and came to China to study Chi, hoping to combine that with it's Japenese variant of Ki. But they ended up causing a mutation as a result, that turned them into giant monsters. Usually, they are peaceful folk, but based on what we heard, something, or someone, has lead them to a hostile path. However, it is unknown of their whereabouts, and they are poorly known to all of China except the Chi-Tanukis of Yunnan.
 * Shifu:... So after hearing this information, I think we may've received enough clues from Snow-Hog.
 * Pang Bing:... Aren't we gonna help him with his Yeti problem?
 * Shifu: That won't be necessary. In this weather, and with the Yetis flawless camouflage that is able to throw off even the best of Kung Fu masters as if they weren't there at all, I don't think even we'd be enough. They've grown in massive numbers since their arrival. We'd be overwhelmed by their teamwork and strength.
 * Snow-Hog: He's right. You'd be doing me a favor by not taking on the yetis head-on.... Though, based on what you said, if it's even accreate to call them that anymore. In fact, I'll offer a deal: You deal with the Yeti problem by consulting it with the Chi-Tanukis of Yunnan, and I MAY consider repairing the Chi Sword. Well, depending on how well you do the job anyway.
 * Gazelle: "Though, here's where I'm abit confused. Shifu said they were once peaceful. How did they went from that to being bad enough to take away your leg. And it has to be more then just because of the modern Lu kai."
 * Snow-Hog: "Well..... Your half-right. The Lu Kai I've met is only encouraging them, but, the real shorce is because of the basturd son of the elder who once ruled the yeti clan, before he was condemned into an ice cave that was once his santuary. The nasty ape's the one who took my leg."
 * Icky: "Yeeesh. And people thought the new King Kong from the latest movie was narly."
 * Shifu: "An issue will contend with soon. Bu for now we must take you to the palace to take you away from a known location."'
 * Snow-Hog: "(Sighs).... Fine, if you insist."
 * The Van leaves the cabin.
 * Hidden in the snow, a duo of spies, A Snow Owl and a Cave Bat, were seen, and looked akin to the bat and owl from the 1990 "Happly ever after".
 * Snow Owl: "..... Rat Wing, looks like to me that we have an issue."
 * The Cave Bat (Rat Wing): "You, you'd think so, Snowise?"
 * Snowise the Snow Owl: "I don't think! I KNOW so! I say we skedaddle out of here and get to the boss. And try to keep up this time, you little mouse with wings!"
 * Snowise flew off as Rat Wing followed suit!
 * Snow-Hog was taken in.
 * Shifu: "We ensure you that the palace will be the safest place avaluable for the situation at hand."
 * Snow-Hog: ".... I hope so. Because I left this city for a reason. And it's besides the whole people think I'm crazy thing.... I seen this Lu Kai..... If you ever thought that Lu Kai the second was bad, oh-ho-ho-ho! He was nothing but a prototype, compaired to who I saw...."

Chapter 3: Lu Kai LXXII/Saving the Mekong River and Shangri-La City/Seeking Hai Hoi
Elsewhere Inside. Lu Kai and the servents and bandits sing this, as after an intense start, they went from 80s or 90s tough rock to Roaring 20s dance, as Lu Kai went into a fancy suit by the end, but went back to normal when the song ends! Elsewhere Mah Jong's throwneroom. Chiang Rung (Jinghong), Later... Dêqên County Floating Algae Farm Deqen's Office Oriental Claw's Hideout Later... Later... Xixue Swamp Wavy Flashback Wave Present Himalayas Lodger Van, Xixue Swamp Central Xixue Swamp Meanwhile... The Village Leage Fortress. The Village. Leage fortess, again. Team Nefarious station. Scourge Imperial Palace. Shur Gom. Van. Shen's location. The Main Focus location. The Bing Family Temple Arena. Bing Arena. Bing Arena Swamp Arena Swamp Arena Swamp Arena From outside the temple. Inside the temple. Later... River Temple Mekong River Later... Qamdo Jie Qu River (It went like the following video.) Later in Diao's family home Inside the Family Home Flashback
 * A carved cave mouth in the shape of a Bovine skull was seen on the side of a mountain with a structure simular to Chorh-Gom Prison
 * Snowise and Rat Wing arrived and landed on the front porch, only to be quickly met with two "Yeti" guards with large ice sculpted weaponry!
 * Rat Wing: "WAIT?! IT'S US?!"
 * Snowise: "Hey easy on the ice age stuff, fellas! We're the boss's best spies, remember?! And we got big concerning news, capish?"
 * The Yeti's grunted in concern.
 * The gate opens.
 * A scarred "Yeti" in armor was seen with a broken mouth and a clouth covering his left eye, snarling and banging his chest!
 * Armored Yeti: "WHAT?! ARE YOU TWO SIMPLETONS SERIOUS?! A GANG OF MISFITS DEFEATED THE MOTHRON AND HAVE TURNED THE CAT WITCH AGAINST US?! AND ON TOP OF THAT, THEY'RE LOOKING FOR HAI HOI?!"
 * Snowise and Rat Wing flinched!
 * Armored Yeti: "You have the ordasity to bring bad news HERE?!"
 * Other Yetis growled at the duo.
 * Snowise: "Hey, listen, Master Skun Kape, or if you prefer, "General" Skun, Warrior of the Snow, Beast Master of the Blizzard, King of the Yetis, please understand that, we can't always report good news, so, don't, shoot us for it?"
 * General Skun snarled.....
 * General Skun: "..... Your lucky that thanks to our progress, (walks over to the other side of the briage and sees the progress of what looks like some sort've primitive mech), the Ma-Chi Mech is almost ready. We already, have a magic shorce. We just need to seek out a Chi shource. And that defient turtle, is perfect for our cause."
 * Snowise and Rat Wing looked unsure at the machine below.
 * General Skun: "Hahahahahaha, (smacks the duo and freaks them out), Impressive what Yeti strentgh can do, eh boys?"
 * Snowise: "Uh, yeah, it's the bees knees!"
 * Rat Wing: "Oh yeah, it's, very impressive, very."
 * General Skun: "Exactly! I couldn't've asked for a better way to lead my kind away from my soft-hearted father's ways to become the warriors we should be! And Lu Kai is perfect for it. Soon the yeti clan will be worshipped as gods. We just have to, contend with intermediate matters. Well you two, it's time to see Lu Kai."
 * The duo gulped.
 * Skun leads Snowise and Rat Wing to the stairs, which leads to a room sealed off with an imperialistic door.
 * Skun opens it, reveiling a regel throwneroom out of place of the evioment it's in.
 * A female Buffalo simular to Xiao Niao is seen tending to some flowers as she worriedingly protects them from a stomping Skun.
 * General Skun: "Several Pardons, Lady Liu Kai the Delicate."
 * Skun walks off with out a second look.
 * Rat Wing: "..... Those flowers are beautiful, miss Liu. I-"
 * Snowise: "No time to talk to pretty girls, half-wit! (Drags Rat Wing away)! We have business to attend!"
 * Liu Kai sighed.
 * Skun leads the duo right into a shadowed silluette of a buffalo no less different to Temutai, only in a more regel appearence and an Asian mustache with more features akin to Lu Kang.
 * General Skun: "Lu Kai LXXII, The Misery Bringer..... We have, less then benifital news."
 * The Figure reveils himself as the Modern Lu Kai.
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "...... And what, is that?"
 * Snowise: "(Gulp)..... Rat, you tell him."
 * Rat Wing gulps.
 * Rat Wing: "..... Lord Lu Kai, you will not be happy to know that...... The Mothron you gave the containment device to.... Has been defeated. And, The Cat Witch is against us now."
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "...... So, who caused Mothlock to fail?"
 * Rat Wing: ".... The Shell Louge Squad, and the Uniter, your eminence. They're seeking to stop you, and, seeking Hai Hoi to further cure Pang Bing. That, could, complicate your plans...."
 * Lu Kai LXXII laughed.....
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "..... You sure that is suppose to be "Bad News"?....... All I hear is an oppertunity to prove my Lu Kai might to be greater then even Lu Kai II! Sure, I may've lost out on being the one who "Saves" the Land of Prosperity from the Mothron, but I got the next best thing. A new way to prove my worth as the rightful Emperor of China, and to revitalised my family's dream of controling the world and maybe, I could even be the generation to bring the universes into Imperial Chinese control."
 * Snowise: "Well, that, could be a real doosy trying to do that while the misfits are gonna be trouble."
 * General Skun: "Oh dear devines, you said the trigger word."
 * Snowise: ".... Aw, pellets."
 * Snow Bandits started to appear, along side rat servents, as Lu Kai got up in all his terrorable yet regel glory.
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "..... Well..... If they're looking for trouble..... They came to the right place......"
 * Liu Kai facepalmed and sighed.
 * Skun rolled his eye.
 * Snowise: "..... Was that, really nessersary?"
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "Hey your the one who said the trigger word, Snowise. It's how I keep my sinuses in check, to keep my voice nice and clean. But that's besides the point. These misfits are my oppertunity to bring Hai Hoi out into the open. I mean, I already have my magic source, (Reveals that his imperial staff, which was the shorce of the crazy costume change, as it seems to emtrapped the Mother Orb), the magical space orb that created the cat witches, and I already know my Chi source. Hai Hoi. Not only has that turtle refused to aide me, but she even refuses to come out of her shell of a Temple! Well.... Those misfits are perfect to finally aquire the blasted turtle."
 * Rat Wing: "Well, that's the thing..... Snow-Hog's with them."
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "..... Tsk. How disappointing but unsurprising. I knew that old pig would finally get credability with someone.... And it's a shame too. I was really making his design for the Ma-Chi Titan a reality. It wouldn't be a proper thank you to.... Well.... Be the last things he sees before death..... But perhaps it's better this way. I mean, after all, as long as I know how to make a Ma-Chi Titan, keeping the original creator alive is.... Un-nessersary now. Skun, how would you, your finest "Yetis", and your, less then useful brothers, feel about a reunion with the one that got away?"
 * General Skun growled as he gave a Captain Grutt like grin.
 * General Skun: ".... I'll already make the move to leave, your highness."
 * Lu Kai LXXII: "Now that's a good ape! Oh, and one last thing..... Tell cousin Lu "Kang", I said, hi.... (Snickers sinisterly)"
 * Some Yetis were seen enjoying frozen meals.
 * Two dim-wit Yetis, A fat one and a tall skinny one were seen.
 * Fat Yeti: ".... Hey, Du!"
 * Skinny Yeti (Du): ".... Yeah Si?"
 * Fat Yeti (Si): "...... Watch this! (Poses his hand to do a bunny over a candle to make shadow puppets.) They call it, "Sha-Dow Pu-Pets!" Cool, am I right, or am I right?"
 * Du: ".... Ohhhhhh. Let me try! (Jamples up his hand and manages to somehow make the Effel Tower).... Ohhhhh..... I have no idea what I just made."
 * Si: "(Laughs like a doofus) Good one, Du!"
 * The duo laughed their butts off to the annoyence of the other Yetis.
 * Skun kicks down the door and got everyone but the duo's attention!
 * General Skun: "ATTENTION ALL YETI CLAN?! (Sees Si and Du laughing like idiots).... THAT INCLUDES YOU TWO AS WELL, MON KAI SI AND MON KAI DU?!"
 * The duo finally realises their brother's demand and fumble about over eachother in comical fastion to reach to him and salute!
 * Si and Du: "SIR YES BROTHER?!"
 * General Skun smacks the duo as they make comical faces!
 * General Skun: "PAY ATTENTION, DUMBASSES?! Lu Kai wants us and some men to pay the city a visit. We're seeking out ol' Snow-Hog. That pig has long outlived his usefulness and we must make sure he doesn't lived to his usefulness to new enemies. So.... In otherwords..... WHO'S UP FOR SOME BACON?!"
 * The Yetis roared and slammed their chests in salute to General Skun's words!
 * General Skun: "...... I love my title as leader."
 * Du: "Wait! I just realise something!..... What's bacon?"
 * General Skun: "..... (Facepalms and groans)..... And the moment is ruined. Okay, let's just go to the weapon room and repair, you snow monkeys! And trust me! Your gonna need them! Let's just say our new challnage is no joke.... At least 90.99 percent of the time. Do not underestimate them even once. Is that clear?!"
 * The Yetis saluted and all walked off.
 * Snow Hog was taken to Mah Jong.
 * Snow Hog: ".... It's an honor to be around your presnece once again, Emperor Mah Jong."
 * Mah Jong: "Yikes man, I know you wouldn't be in the best shape of your life, but, what happened to you!"
 * Snow Hog: "I know, I know, I'm not the hansomest pig in the pen, but hey, beauty is skin deep."
 * Fu Wi: "Mind the emperor's words, he's concern about your.... Condition."
 * Snow Hog: "Hey don't be fooled, minus the lost leg, I'm as fit as a young tiger! I have cat-like reflexes, the eyes of the hawk and ears of a fox!"
 * Deadpool had a mischivious look and grabbed a vase!
 * Deadpool: "THEN THINK FAST, PORKY! (TOSSES THE VASE RIGHT AT SNOW HOG?!)"
 * Snow-Hog: (He caught it just in time and, despite his lost leg, he managed to place it back where it came from)... You do realize that vase was a family heirloom. Had that vase actually broke, you would've caused a war.
 * Deadpool: (He stared in shock)...
 * Icky: ".... REALLY, WILSON?!"
 * Deadpool: "AW COME ON, I WAS ONLY MAKING SURE HE WASN'T BULLSHITING?!"
 * Gazelle snorted.
 * Deadpool: "We're not in Zootopia, lady! Deal with it!"
 * Lord Shen:... Permission to cut off his balls?
 * Shifu: DENIED, SHEN! Nobody got hurt, and nothing irksome happened. Just remember that this is Imperial territory, Deadpool. I must remind you that Emperors do NOT like to get screwed.
 * WB Deadpool: Yeah, you almost screwed things over.
 * YB Deadpool: Whoopsy-daisy.
 * Deadpool: (Sighs) Does this mean I'm getting my ass hauled in with Pervis?
 * Shifu: If it had caused a scene as big as his, or maybe even bigger, then yes. But just remember that Emperors are easily aggressive.
 * Lord Shen: I still say I cut his nuts off.
 * Mah Jong: (Sighs) What I wouldn't do for a circumcision myself since that STD incident.
 * Fu Wi: What?
 * Mah Jong: NOTHING! Just, have Snow-Hog in our highly-guarded panic room. Since the last time Lu Kai LXXII attacked, we'll need to test it and ensure history doesn't repeat itself.
 * Fu Wi: Yes, sir! (He does that)
 * Lord Shen:... (Sighs) He's a little tense, huh?
 * Mah Jong: Unfortunately, yes. Ever since his son died on Mount Everest, he's been itching for another wife since his last one left to join your sister Chen in Beijing.
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Well, how unfortunate, yes. Chen ALWAYS thought she was the most 'right' royal sibling in the Gongmen Peacock family, and my panda-killing genocide 'proved it' to her. She said that none of our family had EVER done something as irksome as destroying that village, and even Wu Hao's dreams of a 'pyrotechnic weapon' and attempting to sue me for it had it not been for Cobra going all 'mind-trick' on him was butch compared to what I did with MY corrupted power. He couldn't possibly compare to THAT!... I hope.
 * Mah Jong: (Sighs) Indeed. Your family has had rough times before and after they invented fireworks. It is always said that what had brought color and joy could also bring darkness and destruction, and fireworks are no different.
 * Icky: No duh! It's fireworks! They blew off Peter Griffin's fingers, for God's sake! They could turn Shan Yu into paste! THEY COULD DO ANYTHING TO SCAR A GUY FOR LIFE!!
 * Lord Shen: Couldn't have said it better. Besides, fireworks, ever since my campaign, have been limited to my family as much as I have limited my cannon production following becoming General of the Lodge. But enough about me. It's time we got to work at finding the Chi-Tanukis of Yunnan.
 * Mah Jong: Oh, about that. The Chi-Tanukis are not very easy to reach. Like the Pandas of the Dragon Warrior's heritage, they have been secretive for eons. They have been so and they only allow other Tanukis, China, Japan, or otherwise, within their lands. They are of a greater level of Chi than Pandas, they are good and agile Kung Fu masters, they are good at stealth and surveillance outside their land's borders, and they have been experimenting with Ki of Japan since visits from Ki-Tanukis like your newfound friend Tsin Shu. In fact, my Soothsayer friend said something about this happening last time I saw her in the Noodle Shop, and I know that Tsin is now paying that place another visit so he can begin his dream of a new Chi-Valley to revitalize his family legacy. You might as well wait for him there while discussing things with the Chi-Tanukis, provided you can persuade them to let you into their land. As relative of me and Shifu's species, they can be not just as strong as him, but 100x so with their gifts of Chi.
 * Po:... Well, Pandas ARE good at Chi. How do they feel about us?
 * Mah Jong: Oh, the two have shared hundreds of alliances in the past, so that MAY be a possibility. And they INDEED know a Panda is the Dragon Warrior, but don't expect them to be so enamored by such a title they'll let you in. You need to earn their trust and ensure they're a panda they can trust, and given your renowned weirdness, that's saying a lot.
 * Po: (Sighs) I was afraid of that.
 * Mah Jong: I know, but you should know that they are CAUTIOUS AS HELL of danger and intruders. Last time they were too trusting, they ended up nearly having their Chi stolen by a white wolf Chi parasite named Lieren Shēngming, who is still out there in their mountains trying to get it. Even Tsin had trouble kicking her out of the land. If you CAN get their trust, see if you can do them a solid by chasing that bitch out of the land.
 * Boss Wolf: Speciesist much?
 * Gazelle: "Is that canine slur REALLY called for?"
 * Mah Jong: In my defense, she's one of the wolves who is evil, so it's not quite speciesist when she's menacing enough for it.
 * Crane: He got'cha right there, BW and Gazelle.
 * Gazelle: "Still uncalled for in my eyes."
 * Deadpool: "And here I thought we were DONE with the intermediate threat crap!"
 * Shifu: Well, if we're going to move forward on this mission, we'll need their help. We'll just go near their land, and negotiate with them and explain the situation.
 * Mah Jong: I'm afraid no one explains anything to them. They will not be so easily swayed by a heroic crusade, even if it benifits the entire land in general, let alone themselves. You need to give them BETTER reason to trust you than that. Give them something that tells them you are as wise as their leader, the famous and fabled Zhanzheng.
 * Po: (He squees in fangasm)
 * Tigress: ("Here we go again!")
 * Mah Jong: "What? What? Was it something I said?"
 * Shifu: "Yes, and your about to hear why, in three, two, one...."
 * Po: THE ZHANZHENG?!? THE GUY WHO WIELDED THE SWORD OF HEROES AND WIELDS A SIMILAR SWORD, USING IT TO SLAY THE EVIL IMPERIAL USURPER OF THE YUNNAN PROVINCE?!? THE GUY WHO WIELDED THE BOTH OF THEM TO SLAY THE FANGGUI SHEN DRAGON DEMON OF HECK POO?!? (Icky scoffed at that) THE GUY WHO RESISTED THE TRICKS OF THE MYSTICAL HYPNOTIST JINGDI SONG?!? THE GUY WHO SUPPOSEDLY GAINED TRAINING FROM THE KING KAI OF THIS WORLD, THE LEGENDARY FOUNDER OF KUNG FU ITSELF, ZHU YĪNGXIÓNG, AND SURPASSED HIM IN TRAINING?!? THE GUY WHO DEFEATED THE FIVE UNSTOPPABLE SISTERS AING, EING, IING, OING, AND UING OF YUAN YIN IN BOTH WITS AND COMBAT?!? THE GUY WHO SLAYED THE CHI DEMON QI-WI?!? (Icky laughed abit at that) THE GUY WHO FOUND ENLIGHTEMENT IN ONE OF THE STRONGEST QILIN IN THE UNIVERSE?!? THE GUY WHO-
 * Tigress: PO! PLEASE! None of that!
 * Deadpool: Yeah, don't suck the guy's d*** after getting another Kung Fu boner!
 * Shifu:... You know what, Shen? Go ahead.
 * Deadpool: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, I DIDN'T MEAN- (A slice was heard off-camera as everyone looked in shock) YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAhhhhhh (Sighs in pleasure)... Well, s***! There goes my chance of getting laid for the next 3-4 months. Yeah, sometimes, certain parts don't grow as quickly. That unfortunately includes my penis and balls!
 * Shifu:... (Sighs) I'll take it from here, your highness. I know of Zhanzheng more than you from Oogway, so we'll save you anymore disturbances. Come, everyone. We must find the Chi-Valley of Zhanzheng.
 * Po: (Squees 'Yeeeessss' dryly as they left)
 * Mah Jong:... (Sighs)... May Yinglong help us all!.... But at the same time, at least we have something exciting happening in the next few moments.
 * Fu Wi face palms.
 * Fu Wi: "And you were just FINALLY taking things abit seriously."
 * Mah Jong: "Hey, at least it was AFTER they left and saw me being nothing but serious."
 * Fu Wi: ".... Touche, your majusty. Tou, She."
 * Shifu: (As they got the van ready to travel through a river)... (Sighs) Curse the inflations of this Province. Alright, I was fortunate enough to pay for the entry through this cheaper area to go through the Mekong River's Lancang section. Not much is known about getting to the Chi-Valley of Zhanzheng. All that IS known is it's easy to get there by traveling up the Lancang River until we reach 'Chi Shangri-La'. There is a Cantor's giant softshell turtle sage here from the Heihe River who watches over the river, fittingly enough named Mekong, and he might offer clues as to guide us to this 'Chi Shangri-La', provided we can convince him as well as we can the Tanukis.
 * Po: Well, there IS a small chance at least ONE of them is craving a chance to meet me, but I guess I wouldn't count on it right now.
 * Mantis: Exactly. I heard of those Tanukis once or twice. And Mah Jong is right. They ARE very territorial and relentless. Even a Panda like you won't be enough to convince them. If we get the trust of Zhanzheng, it should be enough for them to aid us.
 * Viper: "We just need to be wary of River Highwaymen that lurk in the river. They have been known to mug and rob those who travel down the river for any reason and take away many things from them. Gold, Jewelery, Weapons, Mode of Transpertation, even the clothes off your back!"
 * Crane: "Sometimes, they even kidnap any women attractive enough for their "River Sex Trade" they hold with pirates and even Mongolian Sea-Fairers."
 * Deadpool: "Oh, then in that cause, The Smexy Shakira character is like the bullseye of that target range. They take one look of her ass, and it's a done-ass deal!"
 * Gazelle: "(Scoffs offended), RUDE?!"
 * Icky: "But not inaccreate. He has a point. I mean, look at ya! Your the sexiest disney character since Jasmine and Jessica Rabbit... Albeit a few others I had the misfortune to have discovered to had been in disgusting fan service! They have to be either stupid or gay to ignor your sweet ass!"
 * Lord Shen: "RUDE as you and Deadpool are being, I'm afraid that's a good point, Prehistoric One. Gazelle is at a high risk going down that river because of her attractiveness."
 * Gazelle: "Hey it's fine your worried about me, but I can handle myself!"
 * Shifu: "True, but even the Powers of the Uniter can only be so good until the weilder gets overwealmed and exhausted. The River Highwaymen are netouriously persisent to astronomic degrees! They'll keep coming until even you exhausted everything you have!"
 * Duke: "Yeah, Gazz, maybe it'd be a good idea to play it safe here. Though, what kind of animals are the River Highwaymen?"
 * Shifu: "They're otters from the river's location in the Yunlong County sector of Jumie."
 * Duke: "..... (LAUGHS)! No seriously, what are they?"
 * Shifu: "I said they're otters. And there's not of specific species, either. They're either Hairy-nosed otters, Smooth-coated otters, or Oriental small-clawed otters, the only otters native to this area."
 * Duke: ".... And Gazzy's supposed to be afraid of little watery ferrets?"
 * Po: "Hey, don't let their small sizes and cute faces fool ya! Otters can be very tough to deal with! They often have the size and home advantage, and they can be SLIPPERY! And trust me, the River Highwaymen are VERY strategic! Because they inhabit every corner of the river's mountainous elevated borders, they literally have hundreds of eyes, they use their cuteness like kunoichi, and are able to sink boats 20 times their size like they were cheaply made! And to top it off, they have the largest hoard of surviving chi weapons avaluable to them, and are capable to make more because they are lead by the modern and corrupted desendent of a famous Chi-Weapon Blacksmith, fittingly named, "The Oriental Claw", given his species. And he is no joke! He once made a weapon that redused an entire imperial fortress into ruins, without even trying!"
 * Duke: "..... I'm terrifived of otters now."
 * Nick: You mean-
 * Duke: YES, I MEAN OTHER THAN EMMETT'S SAVAGE STATE!!
 * Shifu: "You should, at least to the River Highwaymen."
 * Soothsayer: And I'm afraid they do need to be stopped. Mekong is travelling upriver to the floating algae farm in the Dêqên County to meet his freshwater stingray ally and establish a trade route across the river with permission from it's fishing cat mayor, Mayor Deqen.
 * Deadpool: You guys eat algae?
 * Po: Uh, have you not heard of fat choy, and other edible seaweed? You need to try seaweed dumplings. Makes Marty's seaweed-on-a-stick look like he was inspired by it.
 * YB Deadpool: Dude, you need get used to alternate country cuisine.
 * Deadpool: SORRY, it's just I thought fish ate that s***.
 * Fluttershy: (Noticing large fish beneath the water after seeing bubbles, then she peeks her head in the water to see a village-like runway on the floor)... (She gurgles in surprise, and goes back up)... Speaking of fish, apparently the Mekong River seems to be highly populated by them.
 * Shifu: Indeed, I was getting to that. The Mekong River is aided in trade routes by it's giant fish inhabitants, and they built mud-house villages that run the ENTIRE River from Vietnam to the splitting two rivers of Za Qu and Ngom Qu in the Xizang Region where it's mayor resides in Qamdo. But don't expect this to be a good time to socialize, Fluttershy. We need to go deal with said problem concerning the algae farm. This trade route is a siren call for the River Highwaymen to take advantage of.
 * Spyro: Plus, it's brackish water. Not enough salt to change into your merpony form, so don't expect to talk OR breath down there.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I noticed when I stuck my head in. Besides, I don't really care as long as I interact with them. But that isn't an issue. I have another means of help for that problem that might ALSO help with that algae farm problem. (Takes out a FAD and brings it down into the river)
 * Rarity: Oh, right! The FAD you use in your Equantica trips to socialize with the fish.
 * Lord Shen: FAD? As in 'fish aggregation device'?
 * Fluttershy: If we were omnivores, yes. But this is not for that purpose. I use it to communicate with fish more effectively, especially when in brackish or freshwater where I can't become a merpony, and thus I can't speak for myself. I learned that fish are quite shy and hard to talk to, so I use this to talk to them and tell them there's nothing to worry about.
 * Shifu: Good thinking. Since the raids of the River Highwaymen, they've been cautious of floating objects like this. Reactions are ranging, as they often scramble and jump around like silver carp when even so much as a small person jumps into the water.
 * Fluttershy: No doubt we can use all the help we can get. (The FAD device gets to work as much of the fish come out)
 * Mekong Giant Catfish: What's with the crazy devi- (He and the fish notice Shifu and company)... M-M-Master Shifu!
 * Giant Pangasius: AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR!!!
 * Po:... Wow!... That plan worked better than I expected. Smart move, Fluts.
 * Fluttershy: (Blushes) Thank Marenia.
 * Shifu: Citizens of the Mekong River, we might need some aid. We need to protect Mater Mekong from River Highwaymen.
 * Giant Barb #1: And what makes you think we're brave enough to stand up to those bastards? When they dive down here, it's MORE than a home invasion!
 * Giant Barb #2: To be fair, we're freaking fish! We're basically afraid of everything.
 * Giant Barb #1: Yeesh! Self-Speciesist much?
 * Giant Barb #2: "Oh, you know it's not exactly inaccurate!"
 * Icky:..... Yyyyeeeeeeah, I can see why you get along with them, Fluts.
 * Kaa: (Dubbed as Julian) OOOOOH, BURN! He got you good, admit it! (Rainbow Dash gave him a mean glare.).... Ahem. Please continue.
 * Fluttershy:... Have you guys EVER fought for yourselves?
 * Giant Pangasius: Well, aside from causing accidental injuries and deaths through panicking fish-slaps, not really.
 * Fluttershy:... I, don't suppose you'd be willing to do that on purpose?
 * Mekong Giant Catfish: As much as we've contemplating such things since Mekong brought it up, we aren't much for violence. We've had long periods of non-violent behavior, besides a few exceptions, and mostly on accident, because our people believe in being a peaceful community. I know, I'm saying that in a world where there's criminals everywhere, I get why that is a hard thing to achieve without suffering some decades of poverty. I mean, don't peg us for easy targets because of that! The River HAS had many defenders throughout the years, but aside from that, we aren't much for fighting for ourselves.
 * Peng: Well then, what's to say you can't try? We had Kung Fu fight clubs un-abolished since I brought improvements to it's concept. It was once thought to be dangerous, but when I brought up that such things can help common people defend themselves, it was the start of a great new dawn of Kung Fu and self-defense measures.
 * Jullien's golden carp:... You know... That IS a good point.
 * Giant Barb #3: Yeah.
 * Thicklip Barb: I guess self-defense through things like that wouldn't hurt.
 * Lian: Then, how's about a deal. You help us, we'll give you your own fight club arena so you can learn to defend yourselves from enemies like the River Highwaymen.
 * Barb #4:... You MAAAY wanna consult with Mayor Diao in Qamdo on that one.
 * Deadpool: AW, DAMMIT, YOU SERIOUS?!? WE HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY TO THE END OF THE RIVER FOR THAT?!?
 * Barb #5: Uh, yeah! He doesn't like it when things in the river are done without his permission. And in case you're wondering, he has an underwater Temple beneath the city's surface and is viewable from said city. While the city's mayor, Mayor Je Qu, runs the city, he runs the river. And keep in mind, Diao and his family are why we are peaceful and reclusive folk. His family are long against being confrontational because his family were victims of the Land-Sea War. You, can't exactly blame him for being, cautious about such things.
 * Shifu: "And we respect the mayor's beliefs. But we will seek to convince him to understand the impourence of self-defence while not sacrivicing his family's peaceful values."
 * Private: But-but-but what about-
 * Mekong Giant Catfish: Hey, you said you were gonna help Mekong beforehand, right? Just do him that solid, THEN talk to Mayor Diao.
 * Skipper: Yeah, PRIVATE! Kowalski? Add that to his naïve thoughtless comments file. (He did that)
 * Thicklip Barb:... That's not very nice, Mr. Penguin.
 * Skipper: Sorry, I don't TAKE SASS FROM NO FISH!! And consider yourself lucky you're sentient, OR ELSE I WOULD'VE HELPED MYSELF TO A NICE CHINESE SYTILE BUFFET AND- (Fluttershy smacks him)
 * Fluttershy: SKIPPER! Please, I'm sure they know best. Let's just give them the benefit of the doubt, and hope that they learn for themselves. I'm sure these precious fish can learn to slap for themselves. (To the fishes) And sorry about Skipper's behavior, he's from a world were fish aren't sentient.
 * Barb #5: "Doesn't make us any less cautious about pissing him off again, but, we won't hold him against him for his words. We, kinda gotten the concept that a lot of you aren't from this world."
 * Po: But what Fluttershy said is an awesome point! If a fish like Mugen can fight, so can they.
 * Mekong Giant Catfish: If you mean THE Master Mugan of the Garnet Palace, then we have been knowledgeable of how much she pushes her students until they crack, so despite NOT being the right fish to trust, she IS a good example, but nevertheless, there ARE other fish Kung Fu masters that are better and more reliable than her.
 * Icky: Wait, her name isn't pronounced like that make-your-own-arcade game?
 * Mekong Giant Catfish:... There's an 'A' where the 'E' is, yes.
 * Icky:... (Sighs) Goddamit, producers! YOU AND YOUR GETTING NAMES WRONG?! (A sign appears that said "His name is actselly spelled I-C-H-Y")...... Toushe, you wiseasses. Tou, freaking, she!
 * Po: Well, she DID help us in our previous missions. So I do know that, even if you fish need hydration to live, you can last on land long enough to fish-slap the shiznet out of those otters. But we won't convince you. Just spread the word and think about it.
 * Fluttershy: Indeed.
 * Gricky: Smooth sailin' ahead, whackjobs! (They went up the river as Fluttershy got her FAD out)
 * Giant Barb #6:... Should we?
 * Giant Pangasius: I don't know. But if anyone wants to, then by all means, the water's the limit. (They dived back down)
 * (This music played as the city of Deqing was seen, and among it's borders was an expansive floating market teaming with land and water inhabitants doing business with each other, and deep in the water, was an expansive marketplace where fish and semi-aquatic animals resided)
 * Mekong: (He appeared as a Cantor's giant softshell turtle, as he glided across the water gracefully yet quickly, entering the market he was heading for, which had large gardens of seaweed crops of multiple colors, as it was run by a Giant freshwater stingray and his family)... Hello, Wei Pinghua.
 * Freshwater Ray (Wei Pinghua): Well, look who's fastionably late once again. Mayor Deqen was quite insistent you arrive on time, yet you're 15 minutes late. Thought for sure you wouldn't show up before the market closed temporarily for the upcoming River Highwaymen invasion. Don't need any flat river beds, sunken market wrecks, bankruptcy, and God forbid any people reduced to skinny dippers after having their clothes robbed.
 * Pinghua's Wife: HONEY! Don't say that in front of Woixi!! Next thing you know, his friends are gonna start doing that.
 * Wei Pinghua: HE'S OUT IN THE YARD, SHEXIAN, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT!!
 * Mekong: Well, I'm here, so public nudity, among the other problems, won't be a grave concern yet. I may be in my middle-aged days, but that doesn't mean I'm not fight-capable.
 * Wei Pinghua: Well, we NEED this trade deal to follow through. The people in Cambodia, Siam, and Laos need some rations after those famine crises have been going on, and we don't need any slippery otters only serving to prolong their suffering!
 * Mekong: Don't worry, Mr. Wei, you'll do just fine.
 * Wei Pinghua: I hope so. The last time they attacked, so many people had trouble with their life savings, their crops, their bankruptcy, and worst of all, having to try and get home naked and get new clothes... ONLY TO FIND NONE LEFT AS THOSE SLIPPERY BASTARDS STOLE THEM ALL!!! It's disgusting!
 * Mekong: Keep in mind that babies start out naked. Also, we're animals. It's typically not as bad as if we were all humans or humaniod beings, now that would've been unpleasent.
 * Wei Pinghua: Yeah, but it doesn't make the problem any less, unpleasant. Just get to Mayor Deqen and inform him of our new protection, please.
 * Mekong: "New protection you say?"
 * Wei Pinghua: "Looks like someone forgot to visit the ol' rumor mill! There's talk that the Jade Palace Masters, some friends, both native and alien, are getting people hyped about getting us to start "Defending" oursevles from the River Highwaymen. Sounds inviting, but I doubt Mayor Diao would ever allow it. You know how much that guy's being consisent about his family's being pussies because of how his ansisters got the raw end of the deal in the Land-Sea Wars."
 * Mekong: "How interesting. Perhaps I should take time to join that cause."
 * Wei Pinghua: "You be wasting your mid-life time. As I said, Mayor Diao is a netourious wimp! He's afraid of violence like it's a watery parasite! Diao will sooner reject them hard then accept anything from them! Besides, the River Highwaymen aren't a typical problem worthy of Shell Lodger interfearence. The Highwaymen never go beyond typical criminal strings***."
 * Mekong: "But there is one thing that would justify such an intervention. Their leader being from a Chi Weapon blacksmith."
 * Wei Pinghua: "Yeah but they never do anything, conquesty with that! They just do criminal stuff with it!"
 * Mekong: "But what would stop them being enfluenced to use those weapons for worse things should a dark force seek them out. Whatever the Lougers initial reasons are, even if it's to protect our trade or because they're concerned for the Uniter because.... Well, I hear she's quite a looker. And we all know what typically happens to beautiful women in these parts."
 * Wei Pinghua: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, DON'T GET STARTED ON THAT SEX SLAVERY STRINGS***!! An old childhood friend got captured for being a hot fish!! I never saw her again since. Well, even then, the River Highwaymen are not like the other criminals they treat like pushovers! The Chi weapons alone are bad enough, but they're also crafty and slippery little devils?! They have the homefield and size advantage and mastered every stragity in the book! Heroes greater then even them, ended up leaving in humiliation and shame in being defeated by those otters! What hope do they have to do better then heroes that have challnaged them before?"
 * Mekong: ".... That they are not easily predictable. I should, probuly get to Mayor Deqen now."
 * Mekong left.
 * A Cybister tripunctatus diving beetle was seen hidden.
 * Diving Beetle: "...... New heroes? Oh no. That, that won't do! I, I have to warn Oriantel!"
 * The Diving Beetle swam off!
 * Mekong: (The flat pancake-like turtle waddled into the fishing cat mayor's office)... Greetings, Mayor Deqen Gong.
 * Fishing Cat Mayor (Mayor Deqen):... Ah, there you are, Mekong. 18 minutes late as usual.
 * Mekong: My apologies, sir. The river is an EXPANSIVE place. The underwater runway is literally as long as a river.
 * Deqen: Don't bother with excuses, Mekong, they don't matter in the long run. I just hope you have plans to fix this Highwaymen attack the Soothsayer predicted was coming. Remember what happened the last time. ESPECIALLY when my teenage daughter was swimming in the river and ended up... (Shivers)... Humiliated by those damn otters. I swear to Yinglong, those little water-weasels have gone TOO far with that.
 * Mekong: I assure you, there is some good news. The Shell Lodgers, including Master Shifu and the Dragon Warrior have inspired the underwater inhabitants to stand up for themselves.
 * Deqen: Ohh, that's not good. Mayor Diao is against that stuff since the Land-Sea War.
 * Mekong: Well, it IS necessary. With people like the Highwaymen, we may need protection.
 * Deqen: Diao might not think the same way, though. Diao's family were great sufferors of that war. Diao may've been known to see that war, but it haunts him as if he was actselly there to see it. And, I can't really blame him. Much of the Yellow Sea has the skeletons of drowned victims. You can't blame Diao not wanting to confront problems in such ways ever again.
 * Mekong: Diao, I assure you, will be attended to in due time. Now, onto the trade route. We need to protect it at all costs. Hopefully, the people of the river will do so.
 * Deqen: I doubt Diao would allow such a thing.
 * Mekong: Have more faith then that Degen. Diao will be open to change when he understands that his people truely need this in a world that does not respect misguided well intentions.
 * Mekong turns and leaves.
 * Chinese bamboo rat: (He arrived) Sir, I couldn't help overhearing. I mean, these ideas DO have merit, but it all sounds so aimless. The Highwaymen are NUMEROUS as they inhabit every mountain corner bordering this area of the river. They're squeezing us on all sides.
 * Deqen: I agree, Zushu. But it doesn't heard to at least attempt it. I'm tired of these bandits doing whatever they want because of Diao being a cowerd about an albeit horrorable war. It's time for change. And if we don't go through with this, the Highwaymen will just continue to be a problem.
 * Bamboo Rat (Zushu):... Yes, sir! (Bows and scurries off)
 * Diving Beetle: (He swam quite fast, and despite fighting off the currents, he arrived)...
 * ???: Kunch..... Any news from downstream?
 * Water Beetle (Kunch): Master! We, might, have a problem. I, think we might want to consider.... Canceling the invadtion.
 * ???: (An Oriental small-clawed otter who, despite expected to be menacing, is actually a cute-faced individual who nevertheless shows a menacing evil face) Define to me, WHY, we should cancel?
 * Kunch: It's, the Shell Louge Squad, sir. You see... They've inspiring the fish of the river to fight back.
 * Oriental Claw: (Laughs confidently)......The frightened pasifsitic introverts? Fighting back? As long as Diao is encharged? Please, they have more hope teaching a pig to fly, then making those cowerds fight back. Besides, how would they even dream of atthiving this? They're too afraid to even talk to someone like you! And they can swallow you whole if they wanted to!
 * Kunch: Well, I easedropped on some gossupers, and, based on what I heard, they had Equestrian ponies with them. A yellow one seemed to be drawn to them to convince them.
 * Oriental Claw: THE Equestria? The world of unabridled purity? If that's suppose to be bad news, then all you did is gave me infomation about future River Sex Trade items. Then again, impressive feat even getting the fish to act like that, but above all else, pointless. The fish will panic the minute they see us, and again, Diao will never allow it. The raid will continue as plan, we'll just send a few of our strongest to humilate the lougers, and any hope for change shall be twharted, like we did to that dumb oxy moron feline daughter of the mayor. We humiliated heroes before, we'll do it again. We've yet to encounter a real threat.
 * Kunch: (Sighs) Sir, I think we may need to consider-
 * Oriental Claw: Enough of your worrying, Kunch. We've have managed to beaten stronger heroes then a vast majority of the lougers. This will be no different. Plus..... I hear the New Uniter is quite a looker. That is a great aution waiting to happen, Kunch. And I want to take advantage of that. Order my men to get their best Chi weapons, and tell them all webbed hands to battle stations.
 * Kunch: But sir-
 * Oriental Claw: Off you pop.
 * Kunch:..... (Sighs and dives back into the water.)
 * Oriental Claw:... I may lived the life of being apart of a shamed ansistery thanks to the idiocty of the Lu Kai, but at least my revenge to china, though small, is enough to put a further sting in the imperial river ways damaging enough to discourage all who enter my river. And soon enough.... Even otherworders will respect the River Highwaymen when I turn those misfits into even BIGGER jokes then half of them are and turn the Uniter into some Pirate Captain or Mongolian's new trophy wife! Then that way, if the Oriental Claw can't be loved like it used to..... Then it shall be feared......
 * Fluttershy: (As she was peeking her head in the water and saw the marketplace beneath the floating market)... (She pokes out)... Well, I gotta say, the marketplace down there DOES have quite a good Chinese architecture.
 * Skipper: But is there ANY clear visual on Mekong?
 * Fluttershy: (She peeks down to check)...
 * Kaa:... (Sighs) Bless her soul.
 * Twilight: At least she's helping. She helped us get those introvert fish out, it's clear that Marenia inspired her to step out of a preferred public and territorial comfort zone on land. Her animal skills are expanded now.
 * Mr. Krabs: Amazing, really.
 * Deadpool: (As she continued looking)... Good Lord, the lungs on that pony!
 * Fluttershy: (She peeked out after taking in air)... Nope. Don't see him. That marketplace is HUGE! Some of us might have to go down there and search for him.
 * ???: That won't be necessary, Miss Fluttershy. (Mekong arrived)
 * Deadpool:... WOW! You're as flat as a pancake.
 * Mekong: "Ah, allow me to introduse myself. My name is Master Mekong, and I'm the one who doesn't judge or mock based on appearences."
 * Gazelle punches Deadpool down for that!
 * Deadpool: ".... Compaired to my balls being chopped off, that was a slap on the wreist, or the face this instence.... Owch though."
 * Shifu:.... Ignor Deadpool, he's only along for the journey. Anywho..... Greetings, Master Mekong.
 * Mekong: Greetings, Master Shifu. What's kicking?
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, I'll tell you what's kicking. US doing so to those otter bandits looking for trouble.
 * Mekong: Well, I trust you are here to aid us on the upcoming invasion our orchid mantis soothsayer informed us about?
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. Seems we soothsayers share connections all throughout China, so Ding Xiang contacted the nearest soothsayer for help. Which was me.
 * Mekong: Splendid. And word on the river street is that you're helping fish stand up to the Highwaymen.
 * Fluttershy: Well, that was MY idea, actually.
 * Mekong:... Indeed it was. I have only heard tales of an Equestrian pony who saved merponies and thus had a fascination for other environment types including water. Never thought I get the honor of meeting such.
 * Fluttershy: Yeah, I felt bad that these fish were too scared to stand up to bullies, so I gave them a little push in the right direction.
 * Mekong: Wise girl. But know that Mayor Diao-
 * Skipper: Has been a total hippy-bounded nancy-cat on violence since the Land-Sea War, we know. We were informed by the fishy inhabitants. But I'm sure it's not something we can discuss to him about.
 * Fluttershy: Though, it is sad that they are, of all things, otters. They're very cute when I go to the beaches where they reside.
 * Mekong: (Sighs) Yes. And otters are supposed to be a non-violent people. Unfortunately, since the otter villages here have been taken over by The Oriental Claw, things have never been the same for them. He lives in personal shame that his ansistery made the mistake of helping Lu Kai the Second create weapons to use against magic, and has feared that his family would be hated. So, he grew to believe that if his family name of the Oriental Claw can't be loved, then it shall be feared. As such, he and prior like-wise ansisters had dominated our rivers for many years, suns and moons. They commit countless acts of property damage, and take our crops, our yuan, everyone of value and or use, sometimes the most beautiful women in the land, and even the most degrading of all... They steal even the clothes on everyone's back, wanting to make sure they don't even have THAT to hold onto. They even have done it to Deqen's daughter, who's at least lucky she wasn't subugated to a sex slave auction.... As of yet.
 * Twilight: Sweet Celestia!
 * Po: Eeeh!
 * Deadpool: Oh, who WOULDN'T like it anyway? (Shen slapped him into the water, and surfaced back up.).... Still not as bad as losing my balls.
 * Shen: Do remember that the fish around the swimmers are SENTIENT, you insensitive moron! It's NOT advisable to do it naked when keeping that in mind.
 * Deadpool: (As he got back up onto the boat) Oh, take a joke, Shenny boy! (A splash was heard)
 * Twilight: Oh, great, and now Fluttershy's doing it.
 * Pinkie: Oh, we all knew it was gonna happen anyway.
 * Mekong: Anyway, onto the business at hand. I might indeed need some help since my students are out doing something else for a while. I wasn't sure what to do until you came along.
 * Mushu: Oh, trust me, Mekong, we are a GOOD substitute. People cry when they take a beating from us.
 * Mekong: (As a bubble trail was seen) Well, these otters show no fear, and quite frankly, no pain either. It's still gonna be a challenge to even pose a hindrance to them. Especially when you have an entire fish army.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, pbbt, I'm sure our animal whisperer can handle that.
 * Mekong: (As the bubbles approached him) You sure about that? (Fluttershy breached and gasped)
 * Fluttershy: I assure you, Master Mekong, they need it. They've been scared for THIS long, so what could be better than getting them out of their shells, no pun intended?
 * Mekong: True as that may be, this is STILL gonna be a challenge. Just try your best to keep this trade route safe. It's supposed to go to Vietnam, Cambodia, Taos, and Siam since they've had some pretty rough times.
 * Fluttershy: Well, then that makes me DOUBLY determined to do this. I can't stand seeing you animals die of starvation, sickness or otherwise. Trust me, we have this all under control.
 * Mushu: You bet your ass we do. We're the goddamn Shell Lodgers.
 * Iago:... You know, that Batman meme is not so subtle when using our name in it.
 * Mushu: Oh, go choke on a peanut! (To Fluttershy) Now come on outta there before you get all pruny and stuff.
 * Mekong: "And before the Leeches set in."
 * Fluttershy: "..... Huh?"
 * An Asian Leech appeared!
 * The Leech: "(Two leeches were seen as one of them pointed at her, as the other got buggy-eyed when he saw Fluttershy, particularly her flank)..... HEY, BOYS?! WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT?! GET'ER DONE?!"
 * More Leeches showed up as they started hooting and hollering as they all charged at Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: "..... Meep."
 * Icky, Rainbow Dash, Iago, and Mantis jumped in and intervined!
 * Icky: "AW NO YOU DON'T, YOU LITTERALLY BLOOD-SUCKING REDNECKS?! (Brings out a golf club), No ones taking Flutter's blood unless she's donating that s***!"
 * Leech 1: "Ohhhh, sounds to me like y'all like to razzle. Hey, Big Blood! You got new razzle mates!"
 * Mantis: "Wait, Big Blood? Who's-"
 * The ground and river began to shake as a misproportionally large shape rose from the ground.
 * Mantis: "...... I'm about to get my answer, aren't I?"
 * Mantis, Icky, Iago, and Rainbow Dash fearfully turn around to see a giant leech wearing an asian hat, laughting stupidly like a steriotypical hillbilly as music played.
 * Icky: "..... Oh you know your into some Hillbilly shenanigans when banjo music plays.
 * Mantis: "..... Is that..... Big Blood?"
 * Big Blood: "...... Yyyyyup. Now let's get ready to razzle. (Laughs goofully)."
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... (Nerviously laughs)..... I, I think I heard my laundry calling. BYYYYE?!"
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed out as the duel music began to get intense, Mantis, and a screaming Iago and Icky followed suit as Big Blood laughed excitingly chasing them!
 * Fluttershy: "..... Oh, my-"
 * The Leeches pounced onto Fluttershy!
 * Rainbow Dash, Icky, Iago, and Mantis screamed while being chased by Big Blood!
 * Big Blood: "I LUV TO RAZZLE?!"
 * Icky: "DAMN IT RAINBOW, WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING INCAPABLE OF FEAR?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I THINK MY LESSONS FROM HASBRO ON HOW TO FEEL FEAR AGAIN MAY BE BACKFIRING?!"
 * Iago: "THEN WE HAVE TO UNDO THEM SO YOU CAN KICK BUBBHA MC-PARASITE'S ASS?!"
 * Mantis: "THINK ABOUT THE THINGS YOU SAW IN THE ROBOT CIRCUS AND REMEMBER ON HOW THEY MAKE THIS BIG FAT BLOOD-SUCKER LOOK PALE IN COMPAIRISON?! DO IT FOR FLUTTERSHY BEFORE SHE BECOMES AN ALL YOU CAN SUCK BLOOD DRIVE FOR THOSE REDNECKED VAMPIRES?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I MAY HAVE TO DO THAT IN A BETTER TIME?! RIGHT NOW, LET'S JUST RUN?!"
 * Big Blood: (GOOFY GAFFAWS!)
 * Twilight: (Sighs) This is why it's often dangerous to swim in waters like this. Tell me, Mekong, has this EVER happened before?
 * Mekong: Oh, these guys are the Xixue River Ranchers. They're not usually evil or intentionally dangerious, but they are slaves to their basic instincts to be parasites. They have stolen blood from the locals here multiple times. They have ended up causing bull shark frenzies once or twice and had one as a pet until they relocated it for safety reasons. Thankfully, they only tackle strangers.
 * Fluttershy: (As she got herself to the surface for air) Well, while they DO seem cute, they're being pretty harmful.
 * Leech #2: (One of the leeches on her belly) CUTE?!? CUTE?!? YOU'RE CALLING US CUTE, GIRL?!?
 * Big Blood: (Screeches to a halt as Rainbow, Icky, Iago and Mantis stopped when they noticed that Big Blood stopped and comedically crashed into trees!)... Ya'll called us that? We're touched! Now we REALLY want yer' blood!! DRAG HER DOWN SO WE CAN RAZZLE HER EASIER!!!!
 * Fluttershy: WAIT!!! (They stopped)... You guys realize that stealing blood is considered murder, right?
 * Big Blood:... Well, our family leader, and my Pa, Xixuegui, has limited our blood thefts because, well, we done take more then nessersary, andinadvertingly HAVE attracted unwanted attention, what with the making Bull Sharks to excitable and what-not.
 * Fluttershy: And isn't DROWNING people a little... Pushing it?
 * Leech #2: Oh, don't soil the water, child, we were gonna perform CPR on you once we got our fill. That's what Xinfei Fusu here is for.
 * Xinfei Fusu: CLEAR!! (He blasts an entire puff of bubbles)
 * Leech #2: Xixuegui is not as blood-thirsty as his murderous father, Xuexing, but he has had similar legacies as said father. I mean, even then, it taint nothing personal to anyone. We're just doing it because it's what we do as leeches.
 * Twilight:... Have you ever considered a career in medical aid?
 * Leech #3: HAH! Much of our family members are ALREADY hirudotherapists in Deqing. The rest of us want something BETTER than that.
 * Fluttershy: Well... We are kinda in the midst of saving this river's important famine-stopping trade routes from the Highwaymen.
 * Leech #4:... (They all laughed hillbilly-like)... THOSE JOKERS?!? They're AFRAID of us!
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I guess that makes sense considering your di-... Say that again?
 * Leech #4: I said the Highwaymen are afraid of us.
 * Fluttershy:...
 * Mekong:... Fluttershy, I think your little swim just gave us additional allies in the fight against the Highwaymen.
 * Big Blood:... You want us to scare off them otters? Well, what's in it for us?
 * Mekong:... Perhaps... We could give you your own trade route and donate you some blood so you won't have to torment anymore swimmers. I mean honestly, you guys are a bit of a nuisance, regardless of your natural instinct.
 * Fluttershy: Yes. I have dealt with leeches before on one of my trips in the Bog where I drop off frogs. They're cute, but they NEED to not scare off anyone like us ponies. ESPECIALLY in situations like this. So, I'm offering this chance to you. You help us drive off these thieves, and we'll reward you with as much blood as you need... As long as you don't torment people.
 * Leech #5: Eh, we were looking for an easier way out of this. I was hoping we do this torment strings*** to those who have bad blood. In fact... I tricked the boss here to target your flank because... Well... You seem to have had bad blood in it.
 * Applejack:... Say what?
 * Mekong: Well, they are so heightened at their senses, they can sense sickness and bad blood in anyone. So, I call kudos on such a decision.
 * Leech #5: Yeah. Saw her when she was swimming underwater and interacting with the inhabitants, then smelled something off. Has she ever had any trauma since she got here?
 * Fluttershy: Well... Our recent battle in the Land of Prosperity did scratch me once or twice.
 * Leech #5: Oh, well that explains it. Your wounds must've been infected. I was hoping to get these gullible boonies to suck the infected blood.
 * Mekong: What was she about to be sick with?
 * Leech #5:... Cryptosporidium.
 * Kowalski: Ohh, snap. The protozoic parasite responsible for cryptosporidiosis. Gastrointestinal illness and watery diarrhea. Must've got it when Deadpool pushed her into the water as a prank on our way here.
 * Deadpool:... Oopsie!
 * Lord Shen: (Face-palms) Goddamn it, Deadpool
 * Deadpool: "AW COME ON, AT LEAST IT HELPED BRING UNEXPECTED ALLIES HERE?!"
 * Fluttershy:... That's... Actually nice.
 * Leech #1: Oh, TARNATION, SHAN LIANG, WE WEREN'T THAT DOGGONE DESPERATE!!! We would've followed through if you just ASKED!!!
 * Shan Liang: Well, some of you are known to take things too far with your blood thefts. I say we help them with the Highwaymen. In counter-return for their service, we'll be travelling hirudotherapists. We'll go to any swimmers and give them a free suck of bad blood.
 * Kowalski:... You know, for blood-sucking annelids, you're alright.
 * Bad Blood: Well, if it means we have as much blood as we can drink, I'M IN, BABY!!! (He jumps in the water with a huge splash) LET'S RAZZLE SOME OTTER MEANIES!!!
 * Fluttershy: Just... Please take it easy next time you do things like this, mainly be introducing yourself before doing it. You can easily spook people when you touch them.
 * Leech #7: When have we EVER not? (Rimshot) We'll start you off by bringin' you to our bog village.
 * Gricky: Ain't the van amphibious?
 * Sandy: Get in the van and use the shrinking capabilities used on Insectasaurus.
 * Icky, Iago, Rainbow Dash and Mantis climbed back onto the boat.
 * Icky: "..... Rainbow, I think we need to undo at least enough of Hasbro's fear lessons so you can go back to being fearless again."
 * Rainbow Dash: "I know, I know. We'll do it the first thing after Chrismas and Hearth's Warming."
 * Starlight: "I can help with controled Mental Attacks if you want."
 * Iago: "We'll save ya when we need to go extreme about it. Besides, we heard that Dr. Cric was allowed to have his dream robotic circus again. Even the robot circus preformers have return to working there, even those pirate foxes, well only on certain events because they still enjoy their pirate lifes. We'll just pay him a visit as a first attempt to de-fearafy Rainbow Dash."
 * Rainbow Dash: "OH I LIKE THAT PLACE, IT'S AWESOME?!"
 * This was watched by Kunch.
 * Kunch:... Aw, son of a barb! That is REALLY gonna complincate things. (He swam off)
 * Oriental Claw: THEY GOT THE XIXUE RIVER RANCHERS?!? BUT THEY'RE USUALLY TOO STUCK IN THEIR INSTINCTS TO BE NEGOSIATED WITH?!
 * Kunch: Well, again, the yellow pony has managed to surpass expectations. Worse off, they found out we're afraid of them because of the fact that they targeted us a lot, especially when their previous leader scared the men during one of our raids.
 * Oriental Claw: And thank the divines that he's not leader anymore. I may not be afraid of those parasites myself, but they are DIFFICULT to deal with reguardless! Even when they are semi-stupid! Bull sharks ended up lured their by the smell of blood in the water. A miserable truth that there's a shark species that survives in both salt and freshwater.
 * Kunch:... If I can make a suggestion, now that we know their plan, how about we plan around it?
 * Oriental Claw: While that is a smart point, the leeches are NOT ALWAYS so stupid! Those less stupid leeches have grown to reckindise our stragities! They will likely tell the damn heroes everything! Nothing would be a surprise to the Lougers! And I am NOT fond of dealing with an enemy that sees you coming! Espeically when they're allied with those leeches who are guilty of sins of their own, like my family name!
 * Kunch: They've been a bit more moral since Xuexing's son took over.
 * Oriental Claw: True, but that's besides the point, Kunch! You know how powerful his family has been since they made accidental blood-based chemical to turn them huge, Big Blood being bigger because of his over-dose! They brought us greater reason to fear average-sized leeches, because when one can be seen, a Xixuegui won't be too far behind. It makes us hard to keep out of the water.
 * Kunch: But... Not meaning to encourage you, by the way, but, it's merely a suggestion, but.... What if they were out of the picture? Is there anyone in your ranks that can deal with that?
 * Oriental Claw:... Actually, yes. I may have to call... Him.
 * Kunch:... (Gulp). Why do I encourage you...? Your best Chi Knight, sir?
 * Oriental Claw: Yes. He actually is immune to whatever infection they sucked up, considering his species. Even Big Blood is afraid of him, even when giant-sized. Bring in the vulture known as... Bing Dou!
 * Kunch:... Yes, sir! But know that, Bing Dou is struggling with second thoughts for awhile now. He doesn't nessersarly approve to what we're doing.
 * Oriental Claw: "I know, I do feel that he's an ineditable betrayal waiting to happen since he was from an honorable family before vulture discrimination became a problem, in thanks to his giant gluttinious uncle of the desert, but he's a risk worth taking against making sure we stay ahead of what is now the River Highwaymen's greatest challnage."
 * Kunch: Understood, sir. (He went back into the water and swam off)
 * Big Blood: (They surfaced into a large swamp with not just leeches, but other animals with a hillbilly architecture and culture)... Well, here we are y'all! Home sweet home!
 * Fluttershy:... Nice for this country of the world. Though, I need to ask..... Exactly why do you and the other leechs don't speak so.... Asian-like?
 * Big Blood: Oh shucks, that's easy, we's was from Europe.
 * Cynder: "That explains the cultural incorrectness of their behavior, actselly."
 * Chinese Pond Heron: Welcome back, Big Blood! (Sees the group)..... Okay, who's blood did you done try to drink this time?
 * Big Blood: Well, mainly the yellow pony, but we was actselly nice, and I almost got to razzle with her blue friend, two naked birds and Mr. Mantis. We have been promised a greater deal. This nice Equestrian pony has offered us kindness.
 * Leech #2: And to be fair, it's the first legitimate kindness we had since Xuexing was retired.
 * Mekong: Hello, Pond Xi. I see you've found a greater purpose of helping out the poverty.
 * Chinese Pond Heron (Pond Xi): Yeah. These leeches are nice once you get to know them, and if you're one of the rare individuals to find them cute. That's what invites you to this place if you repay the kindness.
 * Fluttershy: As I see.
 * Pond Xi: And this place's leader has done well in quelling them, especially since he had Xuexing sent to Chorh-Gom Prison for his crimes in the river. That water dragon is quite the master of hillbilly culture AND Kung Fu himself.
 * ???: (Rough Redneck voice) Confoundery, Pond, let me to speak for myself, Woman! (A Chinese water dragon came in on his Softshell turtle escort) Now, allow me to use my formal-like voice. (Ahem).... (Sounds more asian and formal then his redneck voice) Greetings, Master Shifu. I have already seen what you all are here for, and I mean to help you.
 * Shifu: That's splendid, Master Xiyi.
 * Icky: "Wow, do we have a master of multiable voices or what?"
 * Master Xiyi: "I came from a family that masters the art of voice-change, so I can be formal like so, (Goes back to Redneck voice) Or I go back to using westener articulation so I can connect better if folks around here. (Backs to formal asian voice) So I am never uncomfertable to anyone."
 * Icky: "...... Can you talk like your one of those announcers from Propaganda shorts?"
 * Master Xiyi: "(Exactly like that) Hello, Xixue Swamp! Today we'll be tlaking about the dangers of The Musquios of Maleria! (Formal Asain voice) In all serious though, be careful around Musquitos, Maleria is a current problem in their community as of late."
 * Po:... Aren't you related to Master Lizard?
 * Master Xiyi: Indeed I am, Dragon Warrior, and I must thank you for freeing him from Kai's control. (Southerner voice) And I reckon I should thank ya for it with a big lunch for it, partner! (Back to formal voice) But I trust you already have the Winter Feast in mind. He lives not too far from here in Yunnan-Fu.
 * Shifu: That's Kunming in modern worlds, by the way.
 * Kowalski: I was gonna say that!
 * Shifu: "I know. That's why I gave the short verson of your needlessly long explanation."
 * Kolwalski: "..... Hurtful."
 * Sandy: Aw don't take it personally Kolwalski, I have a problem with over-explaning things at times too. Well, at least this mission seems to be building the status of the minor masters mentioned in the third movie. All we need to do now is establish Master Ram, Master Rat, Master Eagle, Emperor Hawk, and that's about all we can-
 * Po: I mentioned Master Eagle's Blade of Bao Ding which he used well since he defeated it's original Eagle owner, Bao Ding, and his son and successor currently lives in what is Hong Kong in modern worlds, and is actually one of the masters that defended Baron Hseih's egg before I did as a close friend... Right before I got amnesia, by the way, and even babysat him once or twice when he hatched. Ram lives in Zhengzhou as the son of one of it's royal guards, and did well in ridding it from evil, including the evil Monsoon Owls of Jifēng Mountain, using his Gate Smasher to utterly punch them all the way back to their mountain. Master Rat lead an entire army to stop an evil musician Pai Ding from turning his rat home into slaves for a massive heist, and held his own against the biggest of villains, and the rat bandits we fought before were from a nearby home. And Emperor Hawk? Let's just say he was one of the mixed-species Emperors that ran Guangxi Province, and uses his crazily-durable Battle Rickshaw to plow through the Hive Invasion Stronghold of the Hornet Lords Ci Riben and Sha Si Mao and their Killer-Bee-Like Bred Hornet Army of Yiqun Valley, resisting every single hazardous and deadly sting inflicted upon him from the hybrid army! And that was only one of his fairly DECENT achievements. So yeah, there you go.
 * Sandy:... Thanks, alot, Po!
 * Po: Don't mention it.
 * Big Blood: (Goofy laughs) I like the panda!
 * Xiyi: Now, then, to be honest, I'm helping you because, let's be honest, my home here has been given a BAD name by the parents of the swimmers the Xixue Ranchers had, bothered, leech instinct or not. MANY of them provide blood for us in my cousin's blood drive. But since they scare swimmers in the Mekong River, it's threatened my cousin's way of life dearly. (Southern voice) And he's RIGHT UP MY DING-DONG-LONG TAIL, to fix it! (Formal Voice) I had to do something, or my Kung Fu master relative would no doubt look at me with dishonor. (Southener voice) It's strings***, (Formeral voice again) and it needs to be fixed. Funny thing, I was unable to contact you guys since the messengers of this area are not as good as the expensive ones that the legendary Kweng works for. Thank Yinglong you managed to get here, and thank him MORE for the fact that this yellow pony managed to talk some sense into these guys. (Southener voice) They ain't good with first impressions.
 * Icky: "We usually have the same problem with fellow heroes and enemy of the weeks alike. It's cool."
 * Fluttershy: Well, we're doing this entire area a favor, and we have a LOT on our plate now. Stopping a trade route invasion, making waters safer to swim in, all in the hopes that this will help us find the Chi-Tanuki Valley of Zhanzheng.
 * Xiyi: (Still in Southener voice) Oh, don't get me started on those reclsues. (Formal voice) I met one of their inhabitants once, but unfortunately, I promised her I'd be one of the people here who keep their location a secret. (Southener voice) Especially in light of their white wolf Chi parasite problem. I understand that she-mutt has issues.
 * Fluttershy: And we seek to correct THAT as well. They have the info we need to find Master Hai Hoi.
 * Xiyi:... (Still in Southener voice) WOW! You guys DO have a lot on your plate. And what preytell does seeking out Hai Hoi is worth to y'all?
 * Pang Bing: Stopping one of the evil remnants of the Lu Kai Imperial name. Since my magic corruption, I not only redeemed myself, and defeated my corrupter in the Land of Prosperity, but now I'm seeking to defeat the relative of my past tormentor, at first by seeking to conquer myself through Hai Hoi's teachings.
 * Xiyi:... (Still In Southener Voice And the plate just got into monstrously-obese-capable territories. (Formal voice) Yes, the Lu Kai name seems to be renowned here, considering what their second descendant did to you, Ms. Pang Bing. Your story seems to stretch all across China.
 * Ducky: So, you'll help us?
 * Xiyi: I will do what I can. But please know that not all of the Highwaymen are scared of the Xixue Ranchers. Their leader, Oriental Claw, is one of them that holds an absolute 'show no fear or pain' philosophy, AND he has a Chi Knight from the Himalayas who has scared even Big Blood here. The infamous Himalayan Vulture knight known as Bing Dou.
 * Big Blood: YIPE!!! (He jumps into the water)
 * Xiyi:... As deminstraighted.
 * Fluttershy:... A leech as big as him is scared by a vulture?
 * Xiyi: Again, he's a Chi Knight, and among the best Oriental Claw can afford, especially when his family descended from the guards of HIS Chi blacksmith family. He's dangerous to even the Xixuegui family. So, do know that, given his best spy is a water beetle named Kunch, he may have been watching your progress, and this place MAY be attacked by him.
 * Mekong:... I thought I had this suspition of being watched.
 * Sandy: Eh, it's nothing a little elbow grease can't handle.
 * Xiyi: "(Back to southener voice) I recimend against getting cocky, little missy. Bing is almost at the same level as the Uniter. His family were powerful chi masters. But sadly, they're done considered disgraces because of Bing's black sheep of an uncle in the form of the Desert Vulture Leader of those vulture thieves from the Gobi Desert."
 * Po: "You mean Sin Don? Well, we pretty much defeated him and now he's being sent to Sure Gom with the rest of the Vultre Bandits."
 * Xiyi: "(Formal voice again) But keep in mind that it takes more then even this news to mend that Knight's broken heart. He must be defeated in a duel of honor before he would ever consider recinding his already troubled loyalty to The Oriental Claw."
 * Judy: "If he's so honorable, why is he working with criminals?"
 * Xiyi: "The first one would be that their family lines are friends and that they sympathies their ills..... But a greater one is because.... The Oriental Claw saved Bing's life from certain death by a vengeful demon warlord from Bing's family's past."
 * Deadpool: "Ohhh, another flashback! (Pulls out a large pile of snacks from nowhere) AND CUE THE WAVY FLASHBACK EFFECT?!"
 * (Xiyi): "The Bing family were famed protecters of China as Chi Knights when the demons of the underworld became rampant during the Chi drought. Among those demons they defeated, was the Jio Don Darkness Demon. A living relic of when the Dragon Gods fought terrible demons when creating the world we live in after it's basic foundations were made by the Wu Di Instruments."
 * (Po): "Wait, you mean, the Dragon Gods fought the Yaoguai?"
 * (Xiyi): "Correction...... They fought the creations of the Yaoguai designed to do their battle. They were called "Yaoguaispawn", Spawn of the Yaoguai. And The Jio Don beast was one of the worse creations. Even the strongest Dragon Gods were overwealmed by this unrelenting beast. It took the heroic Bing Family, the first of the line, to first defeat it. They has since formed a great nemesis in the pride-riddled monster, and was originally banished in the Underworld like many other demons and corrupted Dragon Gods. But when the Chi Drought happened because of magic discrimination meeting a dark, logical conclusion, the demons lead by one such fallen Dragon God, Ke-Pa, lead an invasion of darkness to resume the Yaoguai's bidding, if not just their own ambitions beforehand. And the Jio Don beast was not an exception. It quickly soughted after the Bings, but they proved pure enough to avoided the curse, and still prove too great for him. The Jio Don and the Bings have fought each other for many generations, The Jio Don and the Bings becoming equally matched each time. It outlasted even Ke-Pa's invasion and Jio Don ending up being one of many left-behind demons yet to be banished, which included the Skinless Demons, and the infamous warlord demon, Xi'an."
 * (Shifu): "Your welcome by the way, because I long took care of those sickening abominations, and I had stopped Xi'an twice."
 * (Xiyi): "Yes, but that infomation is irrelevant. But Jio Don sensed a weakness in one of the Bings.... The adopted non-Himalayan vulture Sin Don. Sin Don was a weak-minded fool and a self-servicing joke to the family name. He ended up being perfect for the Jio Don to control, especially when he disobeyed their orders to try and prove his worth by destroying him himself."
 * A towering Demon turned into mist and possessed Sin Don!
 * (Xiyi): "With the weak idiot in his control, and because of the fact that he lead him to the Bing Family Temple, he used his tainted Chi powers to cursed the Bing family to be trapped as jade statues that only Sin Don can reverse, and sadly, he can't because he was processed by the demon, and by grounds, can't remember what he did. And he aimed to do the same to a weaken Bing Dou, until Claw, known by his real name of Zhao Ding at the time, rescued him, and freed his idiot uncle from Jio Don, with aide of The Oriental Claw's greatest weapon: The Onyx Wrist Claws Of Godly Might!" (He used said weapons against him as he clawed into Sin Don's soul, and ripped out the evil demon as it caused him to die gruesomely upon Oriental Claw's Onyx Wrist Claws, as he disappeared in thin air)... After the rescue... Well... Let's just say it didn't end well for both vultures. You see, Sin Don was scolded by Bing for the fact that he deliberately disobeyed their orders to not go after Jio Don, which was the most dishonorable thing to do in their eyes, especially with the results it caused. And with him being unable to fix the curse due to his loss of memories, and for the fact that said lost memories included everything he did upon attempted disobedience, he was appalled by their accusation, and it got pretty violent. But when the curse was unable to be reversed because of Jio Don's defeat and the info being lost forever, Bing turned him into the authorities, where they sentenced him to banishment to Mongolia. But it wasn't high hopes for Bing either. He hated having to do such a thing to his own uncle, and thus, despite Oriental Claw saying he had no choice, he left for the Himalayas in isolation and became the last Chi Knight destined to carry on his legacy as the last Bing, having his family Temple moved there as well. And he offers his services to Oriental Claw at any time in gratitude for his rescue.
 * Xiyi: So you see, Bing is of a dead legacy because his adopted uncle made the mistake of making the entire family targets and made them permanently jade statues. Bing tried for years to bring them back, but Jio Don's curse on them was just too strong. Thus, he gave up all hope, and used their weaponry to honor their legacy... By doing irksome things with it.
 * Mantis: Why the junk would he do that?
 * Xiyi: Wouldn't you do the same if YOUR family was turned permanently to jade, and you had a lot of doubt and ruin?
 * Mantis:... I see what you mean.
 * Xiyi: So you see Bing and Claw have helped each other out for years. Though Bing wasn't around in EVERY raid, Oriental Claw only called him as a last resort or when necessary. And Sin Don ended up turning into the evil bandit servant for the descendant of Genghis Khan you know him as today.
 * Po:... Aw, man.
 * Xiyi: "(Southener voice again) I know, that is a pits! (Formal voice) It's a shame this would happen to anyone."
 * Icky: "..... Well, like you said. We beat this guy in a duel, he'll stop palling around with Claw-Boy."
 * Xiyi: "(Southener voice) Well like I plum told ya'll! He's nearly the same level as even your uniter friend! You have to be ABOVE AND BEYOND to beat him in his own game! His Chi Knight family were like that because they fought hellspawn for a living! Nothing makes a man out of you like defeating a denizen of hell!"
 * Trixie: "Ok, seriously, are you constently gonna jump between voices or are you gonna stick to one, because I fail to take you seriously whe you jump from formal to yokel in a blink of an eye!"
 * Xiyi: (Sighs) Fine! It's just that the people here have the same problem. They can't take me seriously unless I have their customs and others. But for the sake of the Mekong River, I'll take this seriously. You see, if you want to stop Oriental Claw, you need to know his strategy. And in order to get that, you need to consult either Kunch or Bing. And since Kunch is too hard to spot, you'll have to choose Bing when he attacks.
 * Sandy: Eh, it's okay. We can stay here for a while until he gets here. And good thing, because I haven't changed since we got here. (She takes off her shoes and dips her bare feet in the water as many of them did the same) There any private areas where we can take a bath?
 * Xiyi: Why wouldn't there be? Just head out to the northwest borders, and you'll find a place of clear waters and a few geysers.
 * Big Blood: Yeah, and you need it because, you kinda smell. I mean, worse than us.
 * Patrick: You might wanna blame her species. It kinda smells like that even after a sho-
 * Sandy: DO NOT BRING THAT UP, PLEASE! That incident with your nose was pretty embarrassing. Let's just go. I need this fur and skin bath desperately.
 * Mimi: We are feeling a little filthy, too. Let's head out. (They did so)
 * Fluttershy:... Thanks for this, Big Blood.
 * Big Blood: Don't mention it, cutie. (She blushes in embarrassment)
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, she's a little sensitive about that. Has a little flirt history, so be careful with calling her 'cute' or anything similar. (They left)
 * Xiyi:... (In Hillbilly accent) Colorful characters. If we're lucky, they can entertain us greatly when protecting us.
 * Big Blood: Shoo' right! They're pretty damn funny even when we're trying to razzle 'em.
 * Xiyi:... It's 'rustle', BB.
 * Big Blood:... OH, DAMN THOSE PRO-
 * Kunch: (He arrives at the Bing Temple as it was covered in massive amounts of snow and ice, turning it into a run-down place)... (Sighs)... Unfortunate that I have to see this once-proud place turned into an iced-over wreck. (He enters)... (Clears throat)... BING DOU! (He sees the jade statues of what was once the Bing family, as he was shocked at their shocked and panicked expressions, until he finally confronted Bing Dou) WHOA!
 * Bing Dou:... Kunch! I trust you're here because Zhao has another job for me?
 * Kunch: Sir, I think he'd prefer you call him by his new name.
 * Bing Dou: Sorry, but I cannot take him seriously anymore with a name like that, so I can't help but address him with the name he had when he rescued me.
 * Kunch:... At least you know to address him with his new name in his presence. But yes, he has a new mission for you. It's the Xixue River Ranchers. Apparently, the renowned Shell Lodgers have arrived with the masters of the Jade Palace, including the-
 * Bing Dou: Dragon Warrior. Been waiting for a chance to meet the albeit retarded savior of China. Saw visions of him defeating Pang Bing and her corrupter as of recent. Their holiday has been wrecked so much, it looks like the adventure took 3-4 months to explain in an episode adaptation.
 * Kunch:... (Sighs) Well, then I suppose you already know.
 * Bing Dou: No. I took some time off my meditation after the anniversary of my tragedy a few days ago. Mourned for quite a while... (He softly sobs before sobering up)... So, given these leech hillbillies posing a good threat to his friends, I suppose it's understandable why you'd send me to go to their swamp and deal with them. I nearly slayed Big Blood, his father, and his evil grandfather.
 * Kunch: Well, his grandfather has been in Chorh-Gom for years. But he and his father are still there, and Oriental Claw possibly wants you to take care of them.
 * Bing Dou:... It shouldn't be a problem then. I nearly killed them, after all.
 * Kunch looks guilty and morally conflicted....
 * Kunch: ".... Ya know, you, don't have to, ACTSELLY kill them. I'm sure, Zhao would appresiate if you at least, render the Ranchers too afraid to help the heroes and make scare tactics. It'll be just as effective, and Zhao wouldn't have to worry about the Ranchers either way. Course, even then, the Lougers have very little ability to change Diao's mind about actual confronting against the River Highwaymen, among other things, and-"
 * Bing Dou: "Don't think I'm not aware of the fact that you are not comfertable of this life choice of being a spy for Zhao."
 * Kunch: "..... Well, to say I'm not proud is, a bit excessive. It's just, my family used to enjoy a more honorable partner ship with the Oriental Claw family. But ya know, the Chi Drought happened... (Looks at a jaded Vulture)... Among, other things, and..... He felt awful about how he THINKS everyone would hate Chi Weapon Smiths for what is clearly the fault of one bad emperor."
 * Bing Dou: "His fears, are not entirely inaccreate, Kunch. Whether or not they supported the cause, the Chi Weapon Smiths still made weapons that encouraged the near-destruction of magic. It would not be surprising to know that mistrust and hatred to them because of encouraging discriminators and madmen and supplying them weapons, would lead to their families being ashamed of themselves. I blame not Zhao's ill-advised choice to be a criminal..... I just hope he goes back to being the otter I remember."
 * Kunch: "(Quietly).... You and me both."
 * Bing Dou: "..... But all the same.... Very well.... I'll take your advice and scare the Ranchers from maintaining any loyalty to the heroes. But.... Be sure to make Zhao aware that even with my power, I can't guarantee it would overall deter the misfits. They have faced forces that even Jio Don would look lesser in comparison to. And I have seen the vision on how they defeated my bastard uncle and his Mongolian Boss, even at only half of their power. Even without the Ranchers, Zhao still has to contend with them."
 * Kunch: "Fair enough, though, he already plans to do that much after you got the Ranchers off. Good luck. And be very careful around their strongest. Esepically the Uniter-"
 * Bing Dou: "I know. I saw in my visions what she is capable off, even ignoring recent events. I'll come and go in a blink of an eye, like the winds of the Himalayas."
 * Bing Dou got up and leaves.
 * Kunch: "Well, they're fast too, so- (Turns to look at Bing and he was already gone)..... That always gets to me!"
 * Sandy: Well, I have to admit, maybe thinking ahead on this whole hygiene event didn't work out well. We've had to put a lot of the heroes in a time-out with Pervis because of peeking issues. SpongeBob especially since, even if he did find his way to me, he still liked me wet.
 * Deadpool: (Scoffs) Well, duh! You live underwater, so why the f*** no- (Sandy puts him into an embarrassing pose)... Me and my big mouth!
 * Tulio: You think him peeking on you is bad? You haven't seen his Internet history. He has a LOT to m********e to on you besides that.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Males!
 * Mimi: Exactly! The geysers were nice and relaxing, but it exposes us too much. For Pete's sake, this is a kid's... Or, at least teenage... Show, damn! Why does stuff like this happen?
 * Spyro: Give the producers some credit for not even showing it. Now, let's not waste time. With them in a time-out until we finish protecting the swamp and me acting as the temporary leader, let's see if we can come up with a plan.
 * Shenzi: Yeah.
 * Gazelle: Well, if the two weren't always the criminals they are now, it's possible that they CAN be convinced out of this.
 * Xiyi: "Yes, but the best chance for that is to defeat them both in a duel. Words can only go so far with even Bing. Remember that this is a place that mostly understands might and force over diplomacy and reason.... Because, well, might and force is usually considered diplonicy in China. Nothing discourages future threats by being stronger then a threat. Keep in mind that, we're a very ancient world."
 * Gazelle: As i had seen. And with Pang in the brig as a result of... Me overlooking her pansexual disorder, we need to do it without our teamwork. I can't exactly do everything for you as I feel you rely on me a little too much. If Bing is even only nealy as strong as me, we need a new approach besides me going all out on him.
 * (SpongeBob): (From the brig) WELL, PANG SAID YOU COULD ALWAYS SURROUND HIM ON ALL SIDES BY SURROUNDING THE BORDERS OF THE SWAMP, AND OVERWHELM HIM IN A BLITZCRYGUE!!
 * (Pang Bing): BLITZKRIEG!!
 * (SpongeBob): WHAT SHE SAID!!
 * Sandy: NO ONE ASKED YOU, SPONGEBOB!! JUST SHUT UP AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID!!
 * Gazelle: Actually, Ms. Cheeks, they make a good, but only slim, point. As an aerial animal, he can be watching us from above, and see us planning ahead, and plan around it. We need to do it without having him see it coming.
 * Xiyi: She has a good point there. He'll be expecting us to plan things out. Hell, because he' a Chi master, he has the ability to see visions, and thus is likely to be watching us here at this very moment.
 * Shifu: Indeed. The highest Chi Masters have so much psychometric powers, they could make Savio's planning skills and avoidance of obstacles look tame by comparison.
 * Savio: Hurtful, yet true, I presume.
 * Kaa: So what do we do then?
 * Xiyi: Well, all we can do is expect him to come and make the best of it. I'm perfectly capable of combat myself since my family uses naginatas for it.
 * Po:... Nagi-naga-what?
 * Xiyi: A Japanese staff with a blade on top.
 * Po: Oh, I knew what your relative's weapon looked like, I just didn't place the name.
 * Xiyi:.... Quite.
 * (Pang Bing): THEN JUST USE YOUR MAGIC TO TRY AND OBSCURE HIS CHI SENSES AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! CAN'T MAGIC AND CHI COUNTERACT EACH OTHER?!?
 * Gazelle:... Hmm... Mayfly, is that true?
 * Mayfly: Well, considering the Chi Drought, I'd say so. Perhaps obscuring his psychometric Chi powers CAN help you get your blitzkrieg plan perfectly. But since he's already seen us talk about it, we need to do it differently.
 * Gricky: Eh, I'm sure that ain't a problem.
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep. Planning is what we do.
 * Big Blood: And one thing, yall' may wanna stay barefoot like we do. Having shoes can hinder fighting in a swamp of sentient animals since you can accidentally step on those that are submerged and not even feel it in time. You can thank snake fighters for even coming up with said strategy since... Well... They have been the most victims of said accidents.
 * Po: Why do you think some of us from this world wear sandals for that?
 * Big Blood: Besides the point.
 * Sandy: Well, I guess we have a plan then! Let's stop yappin, and start vulture trappin- (A gurgling voice was heard along with a splooging noise was heard from SpongeBob)... SPONGEBOB, DID YOU TAKE MY 'THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE' COMMENT INTO CONTEXT AGAIN?!?
 * (Icky): BALLS YEAH HE DID!! AND IT'S EVERYWHERE!!! AND MY STOMICH CONTENTS ARE ABOUT TO JOIN IN AND MAKE EVERYTHING WOR- (Vomiting was heard)
 * (Pervis): GET US OUTTA HERE!!! (Craziness was heard inside as Sandy sighed and face-palmed herself)
 * Twilight:... Hey, look on the bright side. At least it'll makes them forget the incident faster? (Nervious laughter.)
 * Sandy: Uhhh.... A gross but, good point.
 * Twilight: "Well like I once said about Spike's trick with his tongue. Very effictent.... And alittle bit gross."
 * Xixuegui:... Well, I guess such a plan could work. But are you sure yall' ain't underestimating Bing's intelligence?
 * Po: "Hey, it may not nessersarly be a perfect plan, but it's better then letting Bing come here and scare these guys into cowerdice.... or worse."
 * Sandy: (Among the others barefoot through Big Blood's consent) And know that we're all prepared. Big Blood suggested those of us without sandals leave our shoes at the van so we won't end up stepping on some of the residents here. Admittedly, feels nice, and we may have to wash them afterwards, but if it helps prevent any accidental casualties and only play in Bing's favor, then we'll risk it.
 * Xixuegui: Well, yeah, it's true, so I'll give you credit for that. So, what's your plan?
 * Shifu: We may have to ask you to play along the whole way because if we told you, Bing might pick it up with his visions.
 * Xixuegui:... Very well.
 * Xiyi: But don't worry, Mr. Xixuegui, we'll be there for you every step of the way. (Takes out a naginata)
 * Xixuegui: Alright. Let's hope you can live up to your name and do this.
 * Shrek: Trust me, sir. We'll unleash a can of whoopass on him, and make him spill everything he knows.
 * Xixuegui: Let's hope you can find a can opener. (The leeches in the water did this)
 * Deadpool: "Okay, seriosuly, WHEN THIS SHOW TURNED INTO A MEME FACTORY?!"
 * Shrek: "The same way it also started to over-reference Anime Abridgements. It just happens."
 * Donkey: Yeah, now let's all get our toes out of the muck, and get our asses into gear!
 * Deadpool: Whatever you say, ASS! (They broke up)
 * Donkey:... Hmmph! Speciesist!
 * Bing Dou: (He was nearing the Swamp's location as he used Chi-like abilities to navigate and find his target location)... (He lands on a giant tree and searches, until he finds a familiar swamp line)... Chessmate! (He flies off)
 * Kun Lao: (As they spot him)... (Whispering) Here he comes! (The people alert themselves as Bing Dou landed)
 * Bing Dou:... Kun Lao, your former highness.
 * Kun Lao: Hello, Bing Dou!
 * Bing Dou: You know what I'm here for. Where are your heroes hiding in their little 'blitzkrieg' plan?
 * Kun Lao: We're not going to allow your friend to do this to the people of Vietnam, Laos, Siam, and Cambodia. They need this, and the least you can do is use these powers to talk some sense into Zhao.
 * Bing Dou: Believe me, I tried. But he's said his mind was made up. The least I can do is oblige him for saving my life.
 * Kun Lao: Helping him with nefarious purposes is not a good way to repay him, Bing. You must do better than that.
 * Bing Dou: I did. But he's strongly insistent on his goals. Now, last chance, where are the heroes and their leech compatriots?
 * Kun Lao: If you want to know, you'll have to fight me first.
 * Bing Dou:... Very well, then. I'll gladly-
 * ???: AND ME! (Xiyi appeared with his naginata)
 * Bing Dou:... Ah, yes, the relative of Master Lizard who runs this disgusting swamp. But don't think that two will be enough to-
 * ???: AND ME! (Po arrived)
 * Bing Dou:... Well... Even with the Dragon Warrior, you'll still be no match for-
 * ???: AND ME! (Master Shifu came in)
 * Bing Dou:... Again, that won't make a di-
 * ???: AND ME!
 * Bing Dou: Ohhh, for the love of glories.... (Gazelle came in)... Well... So much for avoiding the Uniter. And I guess considering your new apprentice of a cat is in time out with the rest of your perverted friends, you shouldn't be a problem to handle.
 * Gazelle:... Okay, you saw THAT, too?!?
 * Bing Dou: Every single thing. Even ones I would've, rather not have seen.
 * Gazelle: AY DIOS MIO, MAN, THOSE WERE PRIVATE MOMENTS! Seriously, did your family ever teach you to not use powers like that to look into private matters?
 * Bing Dou: I only did so inadvertingly because I thought you were serious heroes..... I mean no disrespect, but.... Seriously, Pang Bing and the Mothron Warlock, lost to you people? That clearly looks to be more humiliating then losing to the power of love, espeically if your powers are usually dependent of absorbing it.
 * Hades: "(To Chrysalis' face) BURN?!"
 * Chrysalis: "You do that again, AND I'LL BUCK YOU BACK INTO YOUR WORLD'S TARTARUS?!"
 * Hades: "(Does a "Look out, we got a badass" pose).... Owchie Babba."
 * Shifu: "Well, if you can't help Zhao, then you might as well leave it to someone who can, like us. Just tell us what we need to know, and we can stop this meaningless fight."
 * Bing Dou: And pay him back through betrayal? That is not honorable of me. Now, if you're done wasting time, I have a job to do here. And I am going to do it right. So if you're going to prolong things... (He arms himself and gets ready for combat)... Then I will not be held respondsable for breaking a vow to Kunch about not taking any lives.
 * Po: Oh, so a promise to a clearly tainted friend is worth keeping, but a promise of a clearly still good friend is dependent on who gets in your way? That is dangeriously double-standerd.
 * Bing Dou: That's besides the point, imbacile!
 * Po: But it is!
 * Bing Dou:... So many of the most sinful of China and beyond, lost to you? It would fail to surprise me that alot of them are banging their heads against the wall to know this.
 * Tai Lung, Junjie, and Scorpian are doing exactly that!
 * Taotie was banging his head on the wall, to the annoyence of Bian Zao who rolled his eyes at this.
 * Meng Tao, Zhou Dan, and Hundun are banging their heads at the wall.
 * Every single prisoner, canon or SAF introdused, are banging their heads against the wall.
 * Pang Bing was banging her head against the wall of the time-out chamber.
 * Pervis: "..... Why're y'all doing that?"
 * Pang Bing: "..... Because I started out as a villain who lost to the Panda."
 * Pervis: "..... Decent point."
 * Pang Bing resumed her head-banging on the wall.
 * Lord Shen was banging his head against a tree.
 * Boss Wolf: ".... Sir, that defeat hasn't been relivent for years, and Po's cool with us now."
 * Lord Shen: "Let me have this, Boss Wolf. That defeat is still among my most humiliating downfalls, whether I'm reformed or otherwise."
 * Lord Shen resumed as Boss Wolf sighed.
 * Gazelle: (Sighs) Po, DON'T provoke him!
 * Po: But it's true!
 * Bing Dou:... Annnnnd we're just about done here. (Charges up with chi and attacks, the fighting heroes dodged quickly as Bing Dou went after them!)
 * Little Foot: (As the heroes were seen in hidden areas)... So, do we attack yet?
 * Shenzi: Not yet. We need to wait for the signal from Gazelle. If we get too close, he may sense us.
 * Gricky: Well, they'd best get'ir done and hurry up! My artritis is acting up and my back can't stand prolonged standing up.
 * Sandy: Just be patient, Gricky. We have to hold out in the last possible second. If they have him weakened enough, we'll be there to finish the job.
 * Leech: (On her feet) Are you sure this'll work?
 * Sandy: (Standing on top of the highest waterfall) Trust me! You guys and your leech family will soon know when it's time to play your part. With your near-invisibility in the water, you will surely play well in said part. Now please get off, it's starting to tickle.
 * Leech: Oh, sorry. (She shakes him off as he slithers away) Oh, speaking of that, Big Blood forgot to specify about the foot thing. You run the risk of being tickled because, feet are very sensitive. So keep an eye on your feet, because with a guy like Kunch possibly around, THAT... Could be a problem. Kunch could do that to you and POSSIBLY blow your cover.
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Thanks for the heads up.
 * Leech: My pleasure, cute-toes!
 * Sandy: WHAT?!?
 * Leech: NOTHING! (He leaves) We're gonna ANNIHILATE him!
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Guess he's right in more ways than one. (Shivers) Everyone keep an eye out for anyone willing to use this tactic against us.
 * Puss: We will! And I am ready to throw down when you all are.
 * Kaa: Yes, he is going to face us soon enough.
 * Squidward: Let's hope he's distracted enough to not hear our conversation.
 * Spyro: He is. Just hold your ground until you get the signal. (The five continued fighting him)
 * Po: (As he spin-kicked Bing) HA-HAH!
 * Xiyi: Did you just spin kick him?
 * Po: I know, right? I've always wanted to do that.
 * Gazelle: PLEASE don't do it again! I kinda feel uncomfertable seeing your fat jiggle about when you do that. It's like hairy jello!
 * Po: MY KUNG FU, MY RULES! (Bing kicked him after grabbing his foot, sending him face-first into the water) (Gurgling) AW, DAMMIT!!!
 * Bing Dou: I expected better from you, Dragon Warrior! Well, at least a far cry from something more akin to a court jester. You litterally even once defeated a fallen dragon god! The one that started the demon uprising, Ke-Pa no less! You even defeated Kai, one of the most infamous exsamples of Chi Parasites known to Kung Fu and Chi Mastery alike! And yet an agigng old bird like myself, proves difficult?
 * Po: "(Spits out water and a panicing fish!) To be fair, this is my first time fighting you! I always start out fighting bad guys by having some difficulty!"
 * Bing Dou: "Fair point. But I am not an oppondent were you can afford many mistakes. To coin the words of a smart-alick: I play for keeps. When I started or get into fights, I finish them absolutely. And whether or not your one of China's greatest heroes, if not also the United Universes, this battle will not be much different."
 * Bing Dou fired a chi beam from his wings.
 * Gazelle got in front of Po and sheilded the attack from Bing Dou!
 * Bing Dou: "Ahh. I take it you wish to deminstraight your power as well. Well go ahead. Prove to me that you certainly are worthy of the claim of defeating some very powerful evils, if not even greater!"
 * Gazelle: (She throws her Uniter Blade at him as he easily reflects it back as the energy burst with maximum power, the blade returning back to her)... Is THAT any better?
 * Bing Dou:... Admittedly, yes... But how's about a taste of your own medicine? (He throws his swords at the same effect as Gazelle was pushed into a tree by the impact with a burst in Chi energy)... (The swords returned to him) You see? I was meant to defeat people like you. Granted, mainly the kind of elderich, love-craftian, nightmarish edgelord demons that can even make Darkspawn blush, but still. My family's ansistery had aided in taking down rouge Uniters and Dark Uniter's once or twice. it's all thanks to our battle against demons that we even earned that right to battle uniters of fallen or dark catagories. My speed, my stamina, my strength, and my power rival yours. In comparison to you, I am a demigod!
 * Gazelle:... De Verdad?
 * Bing Dou: Believe me, I am not one who kids about this sort've thing like a self-rightious fool who glouts how powerful he is.... Intentionally. I at least have the power to justify my words.
 * Gazelle: Well, let's see how you fare against my TRUE power! (She turns into her Uniter Princess Attire)
 * Bing Dou:... Impressive attire. The Uniter Princess Avatar Wardrobe is quite befitting of you.
 * Gazelle: Gracias. But now it's time for you to back that claim on how your family did once or twice fought against Rouge and/or Dark Uniters. ONDELE! (They did so as the music continued to play)
 * Lord Shen:... Seems Gazelle wants to finish this quickly.
 * Boss Wolf: Hells yeah!
 * Cynder: But let's see how this plays out just in case.
 * Skipper: Well, they'd BETTER hurry on up! You know what's great about waiting around like this? ABSOLUTELY GODDAMN NOTHING!!!
 * Kowalski: Just be patient, Skipper! We need to ensure that we catch Bing off guard.
 * Bing Dou: "(While fighting Gazelle) Be made aware that even IF you have surpassed me, it'll only be a small victory. Zhao is smarter then what anyone has rightfully credited him as so. He would know that you misfits would surpass exceptations and congure me in a way that even I with my power could not prevent. So, even as we speak, he has desided to move his raid ahead of the usual time and right now is already on his way to raid that village's reshorces and the tradeable items. Only now, Zhao would aim to make sure that the residents are perimently discouraged from taking your suggestions seriously, by destroying the market where it stands. And with the same weapon he used to slay a demon AND destroy an imperial fortress. The Wrist Blades of Godly Might. It'll be bad enough that Diao will blame you all for ever trying to inspire hope in these people, only to be reminded of Zhao's power."
 * Gazelle: "..... HE, WOULDN'T, DARE?!"
 * Bing Dou: "I wish to say I was just trying to demoralise you, but, remember my vision capability. This, sadly, is exactly what Zhao is planning. In his eyes, his only solution to maintain absolute control is to destroy that village's livelyhood, and in the progress, make them be more fearful around heroes for whatever they promise. Please know that I'm hurt he is going this way, but, this is an otter who grew afraid of the people's hatred for the Chi Weapon Smiths that he believes they'll hate and fear him reguardless of what he does, so he fails to see the usefulness of being anything but what he is now."
 * Gazelle:... THAT CLEVER SLIPPERY SON OF A BITCH!!!
 * Sandy: (Hearing everything) Oh, s***! He's right. We may be compromised. Let's just get down there and- (Kunch ended up tickling her feet as she laughed and ended up falling out of cover with a Wilhelm scream and fell head-first into water, and went back up for air)..... How exactly did I pull a Whilhelm scream when I was a girl?
 * Sound guy: "Sorry, the sound effect box is on the fritz. It makes random sound effects happen in unfitting places. We're getting a repair guy down here soon."
 * Sandy: ".... Well that's one thing."
 * Sound Guy: That, and considering the 'scream like a girl' cliché, it makes sense that it adds comedic effect.
 * Sandy:... That's not untrue.
 * Kunch: I exposed their stragity, Bing. And thanks for distracting them with that revelation so I can get to one of them to expose it.
 * Bing Dou: Thank you and you're welcome, Kunch. You were a valuable ally.
 * Sandy: (Shrugs) You dirty cheater!
 * Skipper: "And when ever have bad guys been known for their sportsmenship?"
 * Sandy: "DON'T TEST ME, SKIPPER?!"
 * Gazelle: Ay dios mio, it's too soon for this, but I have to do it now! ATTACK! (All the heroes attacked, and they nevertheless managed to overwhelm him in less than a minute)
 * Shifu: Alright, everyone! Our plan has been compromised!
 * Fluttershy: Why?!? WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?!?
 * Bing: You were fairly warned that Zhao was no easy feat. It only makes ineditable sense that even the greatest of heroes, even of your caliber, are made to look like fools and failures.
 * Applejack: Uh, Fluts, I can't believe I'm saying it, but I think we'd need your animal-based rages again- (Fluttershy took off with a few leeches screaming)... Wow, she is stronger than we give her credit for.
 * Twilight: Guys, we'll help her. You deal with Bing, and meet up with us as soon as we can. (They teleported away)
 * Lord Shen:... Alright, you giant birdbrain, you'd better spill everything you know before I shave your feathers off entirely!!!
 * Bing: You can't threaten me into talking so easily. Especially since I am a Chi Knight. I have grown numb to threats when I am at the merciless grip of a demon that nearly succeeded in taking down my entire bloodline. Nothing fazes me anymore. Besides.... Compaired to my weapons, yours are cheap toys! (He pulls out a chi-sword and shatters Shen's blade with it)
 * Lord Shen:... F***!!!
 * Shifu: Okay, enough of this! I've had all I can stand with all this! And I can't stand no more. Bing, I know you disapprove of this life of crime considering your pasts. But it's NOT something to be taken in vain. You can still do better things than this. You're the best we have to stop Oriental Claw from doing this. You're putting the famine lives at the end of the river at stake because of it. Is this REALLY worth sacrificing innocent people's lives?
 * Bing Dou: ".... Even though you speak true, I am bound to honor by this because Zhao saved my life. That will only changed if I am defeated in a duel of honor."
 * Shifu: "THEN IT'S VERY WELL TIME, YOU ARE RELIEVED OF THIS SERVICE, THOUGH THIS DUEL?! AS MASTER OF THE JADE PALACE, I AND THE SHELL LOUGERS CHALLNAGE YOU TO A DUEL OF HONOR?! IF YOU LOSE, BY HONOR YOU MUST FORSAKE THE ORIENTAL CLAW?!"
 * Bing Dou: "Risky, but honor said I must accept the terms. But you must accept the terms of your own defeat, that you and all who assusiate with you, must never return to this river again. These terms cannot be renegosiated."
 * Shifu: "(Calms down)...... Very well. Both terms are accepted."
 * Bing Dou; "Good. But we must do this in a Duel of Honor acceptable arena. And my temple HAS such a place."
 * Bing Dou summoned huge chi dragons that take the heroes in the area and teleported away from the swamp!
 * The Group appeared in the place and are shocked to see the jaded statues of his family.
 * Gazelle: "(Gasp)!..... That poor thing."
 * Po: ".... I guess it's not hard to see why Bing Dou was so quick to aide The Oriental Claw. Jio Don could've redused him to, this."
 * Bing Dou: (Appears from the shadows from a green chi light).... Exactly. So, let us begin the duel of honor. And know this, my friends, this will go MY way, and MY way only. You have no say in this. This arena is a sacred place, of which my family had fought in for centuries, and as such, their energy has radiated itself into the arena itself. Yes, it's rendered alittle cold, but it does not affect the arena itself. And know that the only ones who will fight are the ones who challenged me. If any of you try to help, you will forfeit the duel and I will win by default. And I will warn you one last time, the results will NOT be unnegotiable. Do you understand?
 * Shifu: Yes, sir. We do not need their help, anyway. The Mekong River is our responsibility.
 * Gazelle: I will gladly have the Lodgers left out of this even if they decide to crack and come in and help. In fact, they will only watch from the Swamp!
 * Squidward: What did you sa- (They were teleported away, and back to the Swamp as it's center displayed a giant ball of water that showed the fight in the valley)... Why that spanich-speaking help-pushing-wayer from a big fight hornhead!
 * Duke: (Slaps him) DON'T EVER CALL HER THAT, BIG-NOSE!!! SHE IS IN THE RIGHT TO DO THIS!! It wouldn't be honorable to have us around on the side-lines. So I suggest we all stop being the UUniverses' whiniest Lunchables, nut up, and have faith in Gazelle and the other four!
 * Sandy: He's right, guys. Let's not make a scene out of this. I have full confidence that they will pull their weight. So if ANYONE tries to aid them, you'll have to answer to Merlin here!
 * Little Foot:... Yeah, we can deal with that, actually.
 * Gricky: They'd better not screw this up like those heroes in the brig did! Sheesh, girls can't take a bath in peace! Eyeballin' us like a rump roast!
 * Boss Wolf: Hey, at least you were too old to drool to, lady- (She does embarrassing things to him in just 5 seconds)
 * Gricky: Don't you back-talk me, muttsky!
 * Skipper: Ugh, this is lame!
 * Sandy: (Slaps him) YOU'RE lame! Just let them take care of this! (Feels a leech on her foot as it was the leech from the top of the waterfall)... AND YOU BETTER GET OFF ME BEFORE I STEP ON YOU, YOU FURRY FOOT-FETISHIST!!!
 * Leech: OKAY! (He scurries off)
 * Big Blood:... Yeah, that's Jiao. He's taken advantage of the barefoot strategy, and we had him in time-out countless times, so don't look at me! Just focus your eyes on the waterball and hope that those five heroes make it through this!
 * Gloria: Well, they'd BETTER win this! If they lose, this river's f****d!
 * Bing: (The Super Namek theme played again as the arena was similar to the land of Sly vs. Tsao, only it was covered in snow and ice)... Now then, are you ready?
 * Po: "Just one last thing! No last minute tricks like, making the jade statues come to life or summoning spirits of your ansisters or any other unfair shit! It's only fair since WE'RE not allowed to relie on our friends, YOU are not allowed to relie on YOUR friends!"
 * Bing: ".... An unexpected but fair point. This IS a duel of honor. Very well. I'll return the faver and fight all by myself."
 * Chi Fire appeared around the temple and illuminated what is left of beautiful arcitect of the Bing legacy, along with a glowing chi spirit audience from the spirit world coming from portal like windows coming to watch the fight, from Bing anstery to even great masters of the past.
 * Po: "HEY?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE SPIRIT THING?!"
 * Bing: "I assure you. They are merely spector spectators. They only appear when a duel of honor has been commited in this sacred temple, as we'll be over seen by three judges who will make the final call."
 * In the Judge area, the Spirits of Oogway, Master Rhino, and Master Sun Bear appeared, along side the Spirit of the Chience Purple Dragon taking the form of a small lizard to not over-size everyone.
 * Po: "..... HA! We have the judge advantage, Bing! It'll be over quick and easy!"
 * Bing: "There are rules in place to prevent bias and faverisum in the duels of honor to make sure they judge fairly. They will not be allowed to make desditions based on personal preference, and are abided to the rules of the duel of honor to make their judgement based on who wins."
 * Po: "...... Meaning-"
 * Shifu: "They will only faver the winner, even if it's not the right winner. That's always the tradition of these duels."
 * Po: "..... WELL NOW YOU TELL ME?! Now I look like a dumbass in front of the spirts of the spirt realm!"
 * Bing: "Enough talk! Shall we proceed to fight now?"
 * Po: KUNG PHOOEY!! (They attacked)
 * Bing: I'll assume yes. (They clashed)
 * Patrick: I BELIEVE IN YOU!!!
 * Banzai: "(To the locals with Mr. Krabs, Tuilo, and Deadpool). Take your bets, take your bets, bet on who will win in the match of the centuary!"
 * Deadpool: "Those who double their bets will get a heavior reward to those who bet on the would-be winner!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Both of these fighters are evenly matched, so anything goes!"
 * Icky's voice: "AW MAN, I WISH I CAN TAKE A SLICE OF THAT ACTION?!"
 * Sandy: "WHAT THE, EUGENE, WILSON, TUILO, BANZAI, WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE ALAMO ARE YOU CHOWDER HEADS DOING?!"
 * Banzai: "Hey, being a chariable hero team doesn't pay the bills, man! So we opened a gambling deal for our battles usually off camera. Icky's usually apart of this, but due to his timeout, we have to promise him a save of the cut."
 * Sandy: "Please tell me you morons ain't serious."
 * Miguel was doing dramatic music on his gitar over the fight as Iago and Batty are being announcers!
 * Batty: "(As steriotypical announcer guy) HEY THERE HI THERE, HO-THERE, FIGHTING FANS?! WE ARE LOOKING AT THE MATCH OF THE CENTUARY!?"
 * Iago: "(With Announcer voice as well) That's right, McBat, our challnagers, Po, Shifu, Giselle Hornreas, Former Emperor Kun Lao, and Master Xiyi are taking on a long time champion of the Bing Family arena, Bing Dou, for the fate of a river trade route and many impourent items! We're broadcasting live via our early gained chrismas gifted Spydrones so anyone connected to "Louge Tv" can watch the whole thing!"
 * Sandy: "What in the, are you, for crying out loud!"
 * Big Blood: "..... Wow, you guys really are silly. (Goofy laughs)...."
 * Sandy: "..... Hey Blood, wanna help me RAZZLE some idiots?"
 * Big Blood: "OK!? Uh.... Who?"
 * Sandy: "Who do you think?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... We'll, give you two the cut of the profits?"
 * Silence......
 * Tuilo: "..... (Quietly) I think she bought it-"
 * Sandy: (As she stomped her foot in the water with a big splash multiple times) I'M NOT GOING TO BE FOOLED BY THAT MILLION-YEAR-OLD TRICK! RUSTLE AWAY!!!
 * Big Blood: YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWW!!! (As they all screamed)
 * Po: PANDA POTHOOOOOOOOOLE!! (He jumped as Bing punched him in the chest) HOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! (He was flung into Gazelle)
 * Gazelle: (She threw her Uniter Blade, and jumped on it to ride it like a hoverboard as Bing flew across the area, the heroes realizing that their skills were heightened by the radiation and then used it against him as he was chased, then Xiyi used the snow to blur his vision)
 * Bing: DAAHH!! (He avoided Gazelle, only for her to  judu kicked him) OOF! (He fell face-first into the show) PHHHMMMPH!!
 * Po:... YEAH, THAT HURT, DIDN'T IT?
 * Bing: (He got himself up) Not as much as the pain I'm about to bring on you, Dragon Warrior!
 * Shifu: (He kicked him down, and prepared to attack again until Bing caught his foot, and began using him like a weapon) OKAY, THIS, IS, EMBARRASSING!!!
 * Sandy: (As much of the heroes laughed at this)... I'm surrounded by idiots!
 * Po: (He lunge-kicked at him with his heightened Chi, and the two created a Chi shockwave when they blocked, and they sparred, as the other four attacked in unison, yet he managed to shrug them off without a sweat)...
 * Bing: Is that the best you can do? If you're going to do this, don't insult my capabilities.
 * Kun Lao: Okay, we're clearly not gonna go nowhere with just basic attacks.
 * Xiyi: (Hillbilly tone) NO S***, SHERLOCK!!
 * Kun Lao:... (Sighs)
 * Shifu: But he's right. It's clear we need a new strategy-
 * Bing: DON'T EXPECT ME TO GIVE YOU A BREAK!! (He attacks)
 * Shifu: (After they disorientated him for a while)... NOW we can plan ahead!
 * Bing:... Clever... Move! (He started to slowly heal himself with Chi)
 * Duke: Damn right clever move!!
 * Bing: "But trickery will not go far with this! Everyone will only end in my victory!"
 * Po: (He punched him harder as he wheezed in pain) NOW we can plan!
 * Bing:... Ouch! (The five huddled)
 * Shifu: Alright. Until Bing heals, we need to come up with a plan, and FAST!
 * Bing: "You know I can hear you and/or predict it with my visions, right? Anything you do will be a pointless, acch, jesture- (Gazelle used an anti-Chi spell)... Me and my big, AAHKK, beak!
 * Po:... Mook, blurting that out and reminding us.
 * Xiyi: (Hillbilly accent) Well, when you get mashed into a broken pulp, I'd like to see YOU think clearly.
 * Po:... Now, what do we do then?
 * Gazelle: Well, it's clear that his Chi makes him strong and in this arena, it's heightened. So obviously, exhausting his Chi reserves is not an option.
 * Kun Lao: And with my Chi Sword destroyed, there's no using that against him.
 * Shifu: And Mayfly will not be available due to this being only us.
 * Gazelle: We don't need her, anyway. We can do this on our own.
 * Po:... What about this shield?
 * Kun Lao:... Explain.
 * Po: Well, this shield is making our strategy a secret from Bing. What if... We used the same thing to negate his own Chi-based strengths?
 * Xiyi:... You might actually be getting somewhere, panda.
 * Gazelle: But we still need to have a specific spell that would require a scroll or something. And since there's none in sight, we need to find one through memory.
 * Po: Well, Pang was an expert at selective memory regarding magic, but she's not only in the brig, but she can't help us. SO WHY COULDN'T SHE HAVE BEEN HERE, AND WHY DID SHE HAVE TO BE PANSEXUAL?!?
 * Gazelle: Calma, Po! We can still do it without her. The least you can do is DARSE PRISA!!
 * Po: Okay, okay!! DO YOU HAVE SOME KINDA MAGIC FIELD THAT AUGMENTS US AND PROTECTS US FROM HIS CHI?!?
 * Gazelle:... Good enough. But it'll take time to calibrate such a thing properly.
 * Po: As long as it doesn't go 'Every Little Thing She Does', I'm willing to take ANYTHING at this point!
 * Gazelle: Very well! Then it seems we gotta plan. I'm gonna hide in a spot, and you guys will have to distract him while I charge up the energy.
 * Po: Is it gonna be less than 5 minutes?
 * Gazelle:... 1 minute.
 * Po: HALLELUJAH!!
 * Gazelle: But I can't use this anti-vision spell when doing it, so you need to keep him distracted until I'm ready.
 * Po:... What's 'hallelujah' backwards?
 * Xiyi: "Pretty much "Hajulellah"."
 * Po: ".... Yeah, basicly that."
 * Kun Lao: Just get ready! (Bing fully healed himself)
 * Bing: This nonsesne ends! (He charged, but they got the plan ready and deactivated the shield, and they Shorykened him together as he groaned in slow motion)...
 * Gazelle: (She got into a private area and began her spell)
 * Bing:... Where is the Uni- (They managed to overwhelm him)
 * Duke: I BELIEVE IN YOU, GAZZY!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: "(While being chased by Big Blood) SO IS EVERYONE WHO BETTED AGAINST BING?!"
 * Sandy face palms!
 * Sandy: Guys, this is NO damn time to gamble! And it's NOT always fulfilling, you know.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, SOR-RY when SOME of us are bored that we don't even get to fight with them!!
 * Sandy: (Sighs)
 * Lord Shen: Just ignore them, Ms. Cheeks. At least know that we get to have a break.
 * Sandy:... Yeah, I guess that's true.
 * Mushu: And the bath was not enough?
 * Sandy: Well, while the bath DID kinda count as a swim to some gross extent, like with Mulan, it got ruined by male stupidity.
 * Mushu: (Sighs) Don't remind me!
 * Kaa: Me neither! Had to boil my mouth after biting Ling's butt trying to keep her gender a secret.
 * Mushu: Lucky it wasn't me.
 * Kaa: You did in the original film!
 * Alex: Guys, just calm down!
 * Marty: You know, if you guys keep referring to that incident, we're gonna gross out the audience.
 * Mushu: Well, too bad, so sad, they'd better get used to it, because the world outside their cartoons are NOT like said cartoons, as it's real life. This is the kinda s*** we talk about. Let's just live with it.
 * Sandy: Alright, alright, Mr. Party Pooper! You've made your point!
 * Po: (He and the other three beat Bing around all over the place comically) Ya know, for a Chi Knight apart of a legacy of fighting demons, your not as difficult to fight as we expected!
 * Bing Dou: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF MY OLD AGE WEARS ME DOWN, AND THAT YOU KEEP ATTACKING ME ALL AT ONCE?! THIS IS A PHYSICAL EQUILENT OF NOT LETTING ME GET A WORD IN EDGEWISE!"
 * Gazelle: (She was seen charging the spell)
 * Bing: (He was seen with his head stuck in the ground as he got it out) Okay, this tomfoolery, ENDS NOW?! (He pinned all 4 down) Okay, now where's the Uniter? (he saw where Gazelle was)... Oh, for the love of Budda.
 * Gazelle: (She unleashed the spell as all five of them got the magic spell and glowed in golden-yellow auras)
 * Po:... YEAH, I'M SUPAH' SAIYAN-LIKE, NOW!! (The Judging Spirits were impressed by their cunning)
 * Bing: OKAY, NOW YOUR JUST PUSHING IT?!
 * Gazelle: This is the same magic used to negate your Chi powers! We are temporarily charged up with anti-Chi powers so you won't be able to get an upper hand. I hope you can find a way to endure this, Bing. Because it will certainly not be pretty!
 * Bing:... Oh, hogfeathers.
 * The Four charged at him as Bing gets into a blocking position, bracing for empact!
 * At first everything seems normal, but then the Temple was blasted away by a blast of Chi, making the place more ruined then it is already.
 * Bing Dou was still standing, but not as graceful looking as he was.
 * Bing Dou: ".... Ha....... If that's the best you got then- Oh, there I go. (Plops to the ground in defeat)."
 * The five heroes were exhausted in engery but relaxed in victory.
 * Oogway: ".... I can agree that the victors are obvious."
 * Kunch saw this and gulped.
 * Kunch: "...... Oh, butt monkeys."
 * Kunch aimed to retreat as quickly as possable, but Mantis came from nowhere and pounced onto Kunch!
 * Kunch: "DAHH?! HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE?! DIDN'T YOU GET TELEPORTED AWAY WITH THE OTHERS?!"
 * Mantis: "I pulled the ol' Toy Mantis stunt double trick. I mean, canonically he gave the toys away to this kid from the new Kung Fu Panda short about us having slightly different origin stories with slightly confusing continuity issues, but he has been known to make replacements. I mean, how else was he able to justify their appearence in the 3rd movie which clearly happened after the short because of Tigress's costume change?"
 * Kunch: "Please, please don't hurt me?! I am just honoring my family's vow to be obedient to the Oriental Claw family! I don't mean to encourage his crimepath!"
 * Mantis: "Look, I respect the honor system here, but you are in serious need to make up for that stunt you pulled reguardless! Say, your not gonna turn out to be a deceptively badass person, are you?"
 * Kunch: "My family doesn't believe in fighting, so, no. I'm not. I'm really just an average bug caught in the middle of this."
 * Mantis: "Good, because the last time I tried to go after a harmless looking spy, it ended up being dishastorious as this spy was more of a badass then she looked! AND SHE WAS ONLY A LITTLE BEE?!"
 * Kunch: Oh, yeah, bees are adorable, yet DEADLY!!!
 * Mantis: I know, right! Wait, what am I saying, you're under arrest!
 * Kunch: You do know that this forfeits the-
 * Mantis: Bing never specified spies being taken out of the picture.
 * Kunch:... DAMMIT, YOU'RE RIGHT!!!
 * Mantis: So, we won fair and square, so you gotta pay your dues.
 * Kunch:... Aw, Piss in the Yellow River!
 * Bing: (As they confronted him in his Temple)... Okay, yes, I am a bird of my word-
 * Bagheera: WAIT, NO-
 * Baloo: (He does this)
 * Sam: I got this! (He shot him unconscious with a tranquilizer dart)... GOD, is that more annoying than the many times our world finds ways to break reality.
 * Max: Yes, Sam! Yes it is!
 * Bing:... Charming. Anyway, I am a bird of my word, so I am going to give you what you earned. But on one important condition. You NEED to ensure that Oriental Claw forgives me for what I am about to do.
 * Gazelle: I assure you, Bing, we have the power to do so. Just give us the information we need, and we'll ensure that you're not blamed. Besides, those ponies DO need our help.
 * Fluttershy: (She was underwater with a leech acting as a breathing apparatus as she managed to surprisingly get ahead of her friends, gurgling unintelligible dialogue as she evacuated the inhabitants as well as she could, while her friends on the surface drove back the Highwaymen)
 * Bing: Very well. But it'll have to be explained on the way there. We can't afford to waste time.
 * Oriental Claw: STATUS REPORT!!!
 * Otter #1: We have a snag, sir. 6 Equestrian ponies are fighting us. 5 of them on land, and one... You're not going to believe this... A Pegasus pony underwater who is evacuating the aquatic inhabitants.
 * Oriental Claw:... (Laughs uncontrolably!)...... You're serious? (Fluttershy breached out like a dolphin, spreading her wings out as she dealt with a few of the water-dwelling Highwaymen) THE HELL?!? (Fluttershy curled up and frontal flipped back into the water!).....
 * Otter #1: That..... Just showed that like I am serious, sir.
 * Oriental Claw:.... Did she just... Frontal flipped into the water?
 * Pinkie: "(Pokes her head at Oriental as he screamed) Well, while not a true actrobatic, if she's motivated enough or if by dumb accsident, Fluttershy has alot of hidden talents even Twilight doesn't know about. And right now, she REALLY wants to help this fish. So, I might wanna reconsider your raid if I was you."
 * Pinkie went away!
 * Oriental Claw:... Ugh..... Well, about time I deal with that trouble maker myself anyway! (He takes out his Onyx Wrist Claws and dives, charging towards Fluttershy as she continued to evacuate the fish as she took a breath through the leech, then blubbed in surprise when Oriental Claw came after her, then managed to surprise him by using the Stare on him, as he was so scared, he accidentally drowned, Fluttershy surprised by his reaction)
 * Leech:... Wow, girlfriend, you just spooked the air out of his big-ass lungs! Eh, serves him right! Let's just get the others dealt with and- (Fluttershy looked angrily at him) Oh, alright, fine, we'll save him! Sheesh.(They rescued him as they brought him to the surface)
 * Fluttershy: GIRLS!!! (They faced her as she handed them Oriental Claw)
 * Rarity: My word, Fluttershy, what did you do to him?
 * Leech: She just stared at him and scared all his breath out of him.
 * Rainbow Dash:... (She couldn't help but laugh with teary eyes) WOW?! FOR A LEADER OF AN INFAMOUS GROUP WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF LEECHES NOR A TERRORABLE DEMON, AND WAS HOLDING THOSE GIANT CLAWS, WHAT WAS A PAHTHIC WAY FOR A SUCH A GUY TO BE BEATEN?! (Laughs)! I mean, come on, even the Elephant from the first 2 parts did better then this!"
 * Fluttershy: RAINBOW DASH!
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry, I couldn't help it! Let's just have the hearts we're supposed to have and get him to safety. (The Van arrived and played 'El Curacha' as they went in)... WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME!!
 * Otter #2: GIANT HOT-ROD-FLAMED SPACESHIP!!!
 * Otter #3: WE'RE IN TROUBLE?! WE'RE IN AWESOME TROUBLE?! RETREAT?! (They all dived into the water as they retreated as Fluttershy stopped them, speaking through the Leech)
 * Fluttershy: Hey, guys! How's it going? You guys need to know that fleeing is futile because, 1. That van is amphibious, 2. We have your boss, and 3. They are the Lodgers, so running won't exactly be fulfilling. (They paused)
 * Leech: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?... Oh, wait, PBBT, DUH! (They surfaced)
 * Otter #1: Guys, I think the cute pony is right. With our boss unconscious, AND got captured. Which considering what he was capable of, is both demoralising and sad. I don't think it's wise to leave him behind.
 * Fluttershy: Exactly. Besides, we were able to convince Bing to aid us in return for a battle of honor, also under the condition we help ensure that he doesn't get blamed for betraying his friend. So, I suggest that, if you all are also feeling the SLIGHTEST bit dishonored by these actions, you need to help as well. I don't wanna fight you, but I will if I have to. (The otters felt guilty)...
 * Kowalski: (As the ponies and others watched this)... Well, shut my mouth and call me Dolly! Turns out Fluttershy had this covered.
 * Gricky: Well slap my beak and call me betsy. (Deadpool was about to slap her) Not litterlly, dum-dum! (Deadpool relented.) Maybe she IS stronger than we give her credit for.
 * Oriental Claw: (As the otters repented by returning what they stole and making amends all over Deqing, he was given CPR by Xinfei Fusu as he coughed out the water) AAAAAHHHH, THE SEA HAG OF THE MEKONG, DON'T LOOK INTO IT'S DEAD EYES, IT'LL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS... I... Oh... (He saw Bing)... Bing? (Sees the misfits)...... I, am not gonna like what I hear from you, am I? Cause judging on what I am seeing, this is NOT very good news!
 * Gazelle: Well, news can be based on persective. We were able to defeat him after using his doubts to have us beat him in a battle of honor, and in return, he'd help us turn your life around, because it's clear that you need as much redemption as he does.
 * Oriental Claw:... (Sighs) Should've seen that coming. My own fault trying to bring an honor-bound Chi Knight into a life of crime. AND THAT I LOST TO A PONY OF ALL THINGS, IN MY OWN ELEMENT, AND WITH THE WRIST CLAWS?! The same claws that slayed a demon and desimanted an imperial fortress miles wide!
 * Nick: "To be fair mack, fancy weapons can only be as good as the guy who weilds them. And trust me, that pony has a kind of disappointed mother stare can get to even Bogo."
 * Bing: Sir, I can explain.
 * Oriental Claw: "The african deer already said enough?! I can't say that your traitor because your bound by honor and that you appearently lost! I knew that old age of yours is a damn factor! And what did I ever hoped to accomplish if I ended up being defeated by clearly imperfect heroes?!"
 * Po: "Well, ok, we're not like, Avengers perfect, but we get the job done."
 * Oriental Claw: "But I beaten heroes that are THOUNDSON TIMES greater then all of you combined, ESPEICALLY PEOPLE LIKE HIM?! (Points to Deadpool)."
 * Deadpool: "..... HURTFUL!"
 * Everyone else: "BUT NOT INACCREATE?!"
 * Deadpool: ".... Seriously though, owch."
 * Oriental Claw: ".... Why, did I lose this time?"
 * Shifu: "Perhaps the only reason you won against those heroes was because it was never there desteny to defeat you. It is a sign from the fates that it's time for you to reconsider your lifesytile, and go back to do the Claw Name justice."
 * Oriental Claw: "..... How can I? Being the leader of the River Highwaymen is one thing, but sharing the same familyline as the Chi Weapon Smith who made the mistake of serving an obvious power-starving madman! Is clearly another?! China will not forgive me, one way or the other.... And even then, the River Highwaymen's dispansion or reformation will not garrentie peace. The niche will only end up being replace by far worse criminals! At least I only went to extremes to set a strong message! Another criminal group would not be so considerate! At least all we do is humiliate people and only kill if an absolute nessersary! But other criminals..... These pasifistic fish will never stand a chance as long as Diao continues to be a worthless cowerd of a leader?!"
 * Shifu: Then it's time we convinced Diao to ease his fears once and for all!
 * Oriental Claw: and how, prey tell, do you plan that?
 * Fluttershy: Just leave it to the experts. (They then travelled down the river, and reached the end that split into the two rivers of Za Qu and Ngom Qu, right where it's city, Qamdo, was located)
 * Mayor Je Qu: (He was a Japalura Tree Dragon who lived in the city among massive water formations, as a goose servant came in)
 * Goose Servant: Sir! It's Master Shifu and the Dragon Warrior! They've come and they want to see you. Something about Mayor Diao.
 * Mayor Je Qu:... Very well. (He walked out and approached the heroes)... You all want to see Diao?
 * Shifu: Well, we have taken care of an issue for you, because there's someone who wants to talk to you.
 * Oriental Claw:... (He comes in, albeit skeptically, and bows)... Sir, before you start with the scolding, please know that I have come wishing to repent.
 * Mayor Je Qu:... I see. You're the leader of the River Highwaymen, and the shameful descendant of the ones that created Chi weapons. Well, then, repent away.
 * Oriental Claw:... You're not mad?
 * Mayor Je Qu: Though I am disappointed of you setting foot in my yard, I am going to hold off because of your need to repent. So again, repent away.
 * Oriental Claw:... Well... You see, we need to speak to Mayor Diao to discuss things he won't like, but we need to convince him to do. Something about... Giving the Mekong River a fight club so the inhabitants of the river can defend themselves.
 * Mayor Je Qu:... Well, it is correct to assume such. He would not like it. It'll be hard to do such a thing considering his feelings about the Land-Sea Wars and how his ansistery were victimised by that. But I can't help but feel that there's more to this than just a fight club.
 * Mekong: You're right, sir. They said that in return for helping us deal with the Highwaymen-
 * ???: You'd give them clues as to the whereabouts of the Chi-Tanuki Valley of Zhanzheng. (An orchid mantis appears)
 * Po:... Is that the Orchid Mantis soothsayer from before?
 * Soothsayer: No. This is her sister, Ding Shong.
 * Mantis: (Shivers as the other Furious Five look at him funny)... Hey, to be fair, YOU GUYS KNOW EXACTLY HOW IT NORMALLY GOES WITH MALE AND FEMALE MANTISES?! Also, I haven't seen her in a long time, and I didn't get to be de-sensitised about being around girl mantises yet.
 * Ding Shong: Mantis. It's been a LONG time since you saved my family from Su Xu Quio.
 * Mantis: Yeah, THOSE were good days. (Chuckles)
 * Crane:... Something tells me you have a thing for her.
 * Ding Shong: We used to date before me and my sister in Deqing became soothsayers. It's, kinda a rule to maintain a single life. Miserable, I know, but, that's tradition. He resuced our brothers and father from Su Xu Quio as she tried to mate with them and have an empire of her own through her seductive tactics.
 * Mantis: And after that, they dead. Like I said, we mantises have been known to eat our mates, you know.
 * Viper: Yeah, you never shut up about that.
 * Ding Shong: Anyway, I see you wish to help the Tanukis so they can do you a favor and rid China of the evil remnants of Imperial origin. But you know very well that it won't be easy, even with Mekong's promised guidance. You must consult with someone who knows of their location specifically, and is forgivable enough to reveal their secret location to you... Like me!
 * Mekong:... You know?
 * Ding Shong: Indeed I do. But I cannot tell you right away. I need a right reason to be forgiven for what I will reveal.
 * Bing: Well, after me, I think that CAN be possible with these guys.
 * Ducky: Yep-yep-yep. We can do you a solid.
 * Little Foot: Just name it.
 * Ding Shong:... Well... It involves a Tanuki that's currently in danger, AND the one whom I gave my promise of secrecy to. But be warned that she's being held in one of the most hazardous areas of the Xizang Province: The Mountain in the Zhongdian area not too far from-
 * Kowalski: Wait, you mean 'Zhongdian' as in what Shangri-La in modern worlds was called BEFORE it was changed to the name based off of Lost Horizon to promote tourism?
 * Po:... 'Follow the river to Chi-Shangri-La'! Guys, I think we just found our location.
 * Ding Shong:... Well, I guess that cat's out of the bag.
 * Mekong: It's okay. You didn't have a choice. Besides, we'd be glad to help. But before we do that, my deal is not settled yet... I mean, it is, but I feel like I should help the River fend for itself in case history decides to repeat itself.
 * Mayor Je Qu: Well, I hate to break it to you, but he's not here. He's off at Jie Qu with his relatives.
 * Po: Aw, dammit!
 * Deadpool: Why, what does that mean?
 * Po:... It's one of the last ends of the Mekong River, and it... Has a bit of criminal activity.
 * Deadpool:... You mean to tell me... That we have to go FURTHER down this river?!?
 * Shifu: Sadly, yes.
 * Deadpool:... (He does this as the word was herd all throughout China, as children who heard it ended up repeating it)
 * Lord Shen's voice: "THAT TEARS IT, YOUR PENIS IS NEXT?!"
 * Deadpool's voice: "NO, NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO-"
 * SLICE!
 * Deadpool's voice: "(GIRLY SQUEEL!)"
 * Squidward's voice: "..... We really didn't need to see that."
 * Diao: (He was a giant freshwater ray who was residing in his entire family)... Are you sure it's a good idea to have our family reunion in this part of the River, Great Grandpa?
 * Diao's Great Grandpa: OF COURSE! I was BORN here, and I DIE here!
 * Diao: (To himself) Yeah, you almost died over 4,166 times.
 * Diao's Great Grandpa: WHAT'CHOU SAY, BOY?!?
 * Diao: NOTHING!!! Sheesh, at least you were one of the many survivors of the Land-Sea Wars.
 * Diao's Brother: And the OLDEST to survive. (Chuckles)
 * Diao's Father: BU!!! Manners!!! Your mother would want you to respect her grandfather.
 * Diao: Yeah! This is NOT a good place to be. Especially since you were born when it was fairly lawful. But it's been a hundred years, so it's best to not-
 * Diao's Great Grandpo: LISTEN, BOY!!! THIS HOME WAS MY FAMILY'S FOR GENERATIONS!! We're stayin' here and that's tha- (He seemingly had a heart attack as everyone was shocked)... (He gets his breath)... I'm okay! (They were relieved)
 * ???: BUT NOT FOR LONG!!!
 * Diao: AW, DA- (He saw his younger child relatives)... -ANG IT!!!
 * ???: (A wounded Chinese sturgeon with a blind eye, scars, scratched fins, and vicious teeth came in)... HELLO, MAYOR DIAO!!!
 * Diao:... OH, GOD, NO!!! NOT ONE OF THE GREATEST WAR CRIMINALS OF THE LAND-SEA WARS, XUN ZHONG!!!
 * Sturgeon (Xun Zhong): THAT'S RIGHT, GOOD SIR!! AND I'M GONNA-
 * Deadpool: "(Comes out of nowhere and Rocky sytile punched Xun Zhong into unconjustusness)!"
 * Xun Zhong: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
 * Xun Zhong fell down!
 * Deadpool: "NO?! NO?! ENOUGH WITH THE INTERMEDIATE PILLMINERARY THREAT SHIT ALREADY?! IT'S GETTING ANNOYING AND DELAYS THE PLOT?!"
 * Diao: "..... I'm sorry, but, who are you? AND LANGUISE?! There's children present buster?!"
 * The Lougers arrived.
 * Lord Shen: "You have to pardon Deadpool, he's grown incrisingly impathent about our intermediate threats before our big challnage, so, he wants to take them out of the picture so we can finish our mission quicker."
 * Rainbow Dash: P***y!
 * Deadpool: (Dubbed as Stewie as he points his gun at her) I'M SORRY, WHA?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: NOTHING! Nothing!
 * Diao: ".... Well, apart from the attatude, I appresiate the aide, but, Xun has been known to be very durable, so, he's not gonna be unconjustus forever, so-"
 * Deadpool stomped on Xun Zhong's neck, breaking his windpipe and killing him!
 * Diao: "WHAT THE CRAP?!?"
 * Deadpool: "Now who's the one with the languise?"
 * Gazelle: "DUH, WHA, DEADPOOL, THAT WAS NOT VERY PARAGON?!"
 * Deadpool: "Let's remember that I'm one of the most raunchist creation and intellectual property of marvel comics ever created and that I'm an ANTI-HERO! In laymen's terms..... Renigade for life."
 * Fu-Xi: "THAT'S MY LINE?!"
 * Deadpool: "Tecnecally it belonged to Abridged DBZ Vegtia, but who said we can't share? So, basicly, you have me here, I do what I want to ensure this s*** doesn't go any slower! Live with it! Oh, and if you think that's bad, check this out!"
 * Deadpool stomps on Xun's neck hard enough in the rhytum of tetris!
 * Deadpool: "Ha, I don't know what that was."
 * Icky: "That was Tetris."
 * Deadpool: "Isn't that the end result of cutting yourself from something rusty?"
 * Patrick: "No, that's rabies."
 * Kolwalski: "Patrick, you get that from rabid animals with the deseise."
 * Patrick: "Pfff! Please! Animals don't eat people. People eat animals."
 * Squidward: (Yelling in Patrick's face) HE MEANS THE ANIMALS BITE PEOPLE, YOU BARNACLE HEAD!!!
 * Kowalski: Squidward, calm down!
 * Squidward: Also, after all the adventures concerning animals eating people, I'd have to respectfully disagree! So, if you can't stop saying anything DUMB, then you'd better SHUT UP!!!
 * Sandy: THAT IS ENOUGH! (Slaps Squidward) Look, I know Deadpool's a little too impatient... Okay, a LOT too impatient, but it's not something to be pissed about when he ends up killing someone!
 * Shifu: Also, war criminal or not, that was STILL murder! I mean, granted, he does have a nasty enough record to warrent a death penalty, but that was not an autherised way to end a life! So, it's for everyone's best interest if you lay low from this world for a few days.
 * Deadpool: Oh, pfft, this river is teaming with fishy cowards, so what's the big f*****g deeeaaaa- (Remembered Mekong)... Okay, maybe...
 * Mekong: Oh, it's nothing. He was responsible for a LOT of war crimes that, like Shifu said, his faith would've been long sealed had we spared him. There is also a great bounty, but since he's an alien, our world's currency can't adiquite satisfy him since our money is, considerably primitive to what he's used to. And it also can't be easily go through converson. But still, Xun Zhrong was not a popular soul, and given that he's a mercenary and his job to hunt people like Xun, by all accounts, he can't be legally punished for something that's tecnecally apart of his career.
 * Deadpool: A-HAH! (Points at Shifu) IN YOUR FACE!!! (Takes Xun's body and placed it inside a cooler) I can't wait to have this guy prepared for dinner at the Christmas Feast in the Dragon Real... (He noticed that Diao and his family were slowly backing away)... Ohhhhh!... Ya think me killing this asshole was abit to much?
 * Peng: "OBVIOUSLY?!"
 * Shenzi: "Yo hold up, hold up! Look, sorry for the cruddy first impression, but we kinda need your help with something."
 * Diao: "..... Ok, fine, as long as it has NOTHING to do with more violence."
 * Spongebob and Patrick: "Ohhhhhhh."
 * Diao: "..... What?"
 * (Diao):... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!? (His voice scared all the fish away)
 * Diao: YOU ASSHOLES WANT ME TO ESTABLISH A FIGHT CLUB IN THIS RIVER?!? ARE YOU MAD?!?
 * Skipper: Do we LOOK mad? (Looking at the Wonderlandians)... Barring these guys.
 * Diao: You must be, because there is no way in Davy Jones' Locker that I'll EVER agree to that strings***!!! And, how are you breathing down here?
 * Sandy: Magic.
 * Diao:.... Nevermind, that was a stupid question considering the magic users.
 * Merlin: And know we have our reasons. Given the crime that goes on in this river, specifically more so in your great grandfather's place, you MIGHT need to teach your subjects how to defend yourselves.
 * Diao: AND WHO'S THE RETARDED, VIOLENCE-LOVING, PRETENTIOUS, DESPERATE ASSHOLE WHO CAME UP WITH SUCH AN IDEA?!?
 * Applejack: AHEM! It was actselly, her idear. (She showed him Fluttershy as she was hurt by his words).... And she's actselly the kindest and most thoughtful pony I ever known.
 * Diao:... I..... Please don't over take what I said, I, I thought it was the Red Ninja's idea, or, one of the dragons, or Fu-Xi's, or-........ I messed up royally, did I?
 * Sir Hiss: Oh, most indeed! You sir, should've choosen your words more carefully, understandable anger aside!
 * Fluttershy:... (Sighs)... Mayor Diao! Who are you to call me those things after we saved your river from those evil otters? Yes, your family's historical tragedy in the Land-Sea Wars was bad, but that is NO excuse to insult me like that! If I was my Season 1 self, I'd be hurt beyond belief! I was the one who did most of the saving and inspiring in the River.
 * Diao:... And, I'm grateful, but, you have to understand that I prefer these people to be as peaceful and non-confrontational as possable! I don't want to risk aggresion to cause a war!
 * Oriental Claw: Well being pasifistic was NOT a better answer in a world that only understands might and force! You know your in trouble if a pony had to be the one to save the day by using a stare that drowned an otter! She was even momentarly determined enough to do a perfect frontflip!
 * Raindow Dash: "Wait, she did?"
 * Fluttershy blushed.
 * Fluttershy: "I uh, may've picked up one or two things from my older days of loving the circus, being around Mareina, and watching you do your stunts, Rainbow."
 * Big Blood: And she offered us an alternative besides tormenting swimmers and just have a blood trade.
 * Mekong: She inspired all the people in the River to consider being brave for once.
 * Kunch: And she's REALLY nice to animals, and her passion for such makes her someone you do NOT wanna refer to as "Retarded, violent-loving, pretentious, and desperate". Those are the thing she's NOT, and you're just gonna overlook that, even after what Xun Zhong almost did to you with THIS?!? (Big Blood takes out a knife)
 * Diao:... Is that... The Knife fashioned around one of my family's old stingers?
 * Shifu: One of them, yes. Xun watched over them by request from their original owner following his final breath. Considering it uses more than ray venom, you could've lost your life had it not been for Deadpool's stupidity actselly being on the rare chance of being useful. But before that, Fluttershy saw that you were in trouble and even made the fool aware of it. In other words..... You owe your life to her.
 * Nick: "And to be honest buddy.... That was one heck of a thank-you, you just gave. Look, I get it, you don't wanna encourage violence, you want every fish to be friendly with people and sing "Kumbya" with everyone, but, thing is, this is not a safe world for that kind of thing. I mean, by all means, be friendly folk, but even friendly people need to understand the impourence of defending yourself! Otherwise, you could've been a long dead victim of a guy like Xun. And your family would've suffered another tragity related to that mess of a war. Look, I'm not going to advocate the joys of punching a person in the face, because, I get where your coming from. Violence goes nowehere no matter the situation, and yeah, I get the message, war, is hell! But sometimes..... Keeping your life, is worth leaving the would-be threat alittle bit bruzed and beaten. Cause otherwise..... Again, for whatever what reason that guy had, he clearly wanted you dead and didn't need to be clever about it, because he knew you weren't gonna really stop him! You would sooner pee yourself then fight back! And you were lucky he didn't counted on this red jackass sucker punching him and crushing his neck, or otherwise, he wouldn't've been alone. Having an understanding of self-defence, would've avoided having the guy just poping out of nowhere and doing you in. And whether you like to admit it or not.... These people are suffering from criminals and who knows what-else being basicly allowed to do what they want, because they KNOW they're not gonna fight back.... But that's your problem..... Your more afraid of a war you weren't even born yet to see to understand that. That being said, there's nothing wrong with wanting people to be peaceful and nice..... It only becomes a problem, if you encourage them to be afraid and fearful. And trust me.... Your insult, did not make things paint you in a good light."
 * Fluttershy: You are TRULY disappointing! It seems that your cowardice has finally gotten to you.
 * Diao:...
 * Peng: So, if you don't care about another threat coming, and possibly one even worse than the Highwaymen, then it's your funeral. At least know we were nice enough to prevent it happening sooner then later. But we can't garrenite if Xun would ever be the only one to threaten your life like he did if you don't understand the need of self-defence. Come on, everyone. (They left)
 * Diao:... WAIT! (They stopped)... You... You don't understand! What you know about what went on during that war... There's more to it that I was willing to admit.. Believe me, I meant no ill will. It's just..... Even though, I never saw that war, I understood the pain and horror my ansistery went through enough that, I had nightmares of what it would've been if they never survived it?!
 * Icky: "So, basicly, it's a case of if my precursor family died anxity and the fear of not existing if that happened?"
 * Diao: ".... Yes, those dreams haunt me to this day."
 * Sandy: "Were they really that bad enough that you feel inclined to turn these people into a river filled with yellow bellies?"
 * Diao: "..... I'll explain, and maybe you'll understand."