Prime Major Admiral Asper Swipe

Prime Major Admiral Asperserious Swipe, AKA Asper Swipe, AKA Admiral Asswipe, is a legion leader and once respect high-ranking offictal in the Mewman Army from Mewni. He is considered a powerful and longest living mewman of the race, the greatest weilder of magic and a millaterry leader of noble blood. He was a prime leader of the mewman armies that caused the Mewpendence Day massicure of the monsters of the dimention after the loss of the original Mewman Dimention to The Xexaxez, something only he, selected millaterry members, and the royal family at a certain age know. He was also a prime general in fighting the subsiquent wars against the Monster Army and kept the kingdom safe via adopting extremeist and/or outdated methods against even monsters that didn't join the army, basicly pulling series of Pre-Reformed Lord Shen Sytile Genosides of Monster Villages, even ones miles off of Mewman Civilisation, as often the Admiral would lead legions of legioneer raiders to attack and destroy villages and almost never take prisoners. Not even the young or old are spare from these attacks. Asper always had a personal pet peeve and disfondness with the shenanigans of Star Butterfly, viewing her as a distrupive "Annoying Brat", and in having knew the truth of her heritage in being connected to the previous king, he knew that the Butterflies that came after the initional king were "Squirmy Peasisents" and had always hated on how they souled the titles once belonging to noble bloods like him, but in understanding that Meteora was "A filthy hybrid", he at the least begrudgiently coped with peasents in power for at least they were ruled by fellow Mewmans, and not a hybrid. For a great while ever since Star's exploits, he was often either annoyed, or even disgusted by the events that occure with her and Marco Diaz, an "Inferior Earth Ape", and how she would disrupt his desires to "Eradicate Monster Filth" in more ways then one. But what finally broke the camel's back was eventually, the truth was finally reveiled, and Queen Eclipsa was given back her rightful place, Asper was more then enraged by this. And alchourse, Eclipsa would intent on punish Asper of warcrimes against Monster Kind, but Asper proven to be very smart, as expected of an experienced general, and proceeded to escape with loyalist soldiers to escape into the Endless Gold-Rush Dimention, a realm he had been stragigising an eventual exidus for in wanting to seek out escaped Monster Refugees there for the longest while. Thus, he and his small army of followers have been looking for the new home of the Refugees ever since, not just to kill them, but to collect the powers the refugees have buildt over time to make themselves stronger then ever, as Asper plans to return to Mewni afterworlds and ignite a revolution against Eclipsa and invoke himself as a new king, thus making sure that Mewmans do not stray from the path of wiping out Monster Kind, along with newfound interest of making an aim to conquest Marco's earth for "Their interfearence of Mewman Affairs and for being disgusting inferior backwater apes", likely implying that a rise of King Swipe would not be fun for anyone. It is of no question of why the Admiral is the pinicale of Doughebagery.