Junjie's Revenge Part 1

Junjie's Revenge Part 1 is the 1st Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Junjie has grown tired of being treated like a second-rate member of the Villain League, and tired of being viewed as a 'useless' extremist. He and his peers, Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar, finally decide there's only one way to prove Junjie's worth once and for indefinitely all: Releasing a Darkspawn. He chooses the first Darkspawn that he can find, which is Tirek, who is still locked away in Tartarus after the time Twilight defeated him with her friends, and attempts to get past The Vultures of Tartarus, and use him to not only get his reputation fixed for good, but replace Cobra, and use Tirek to conquer the UUniverses and become the best Villain Leaguer of all time. Meanwhile, the Lodgers end up getting distracted by The Sinister 7 by order of Junjie while he frees Tirek and gathers the powers of Unicorns, Pegasi and Earth Ponies, and then eventually, Alicorns. But little does he know that Tirek is not fond of Junjie's silly decisions since it's not what Malefor would agree on, and attempts to betray him like he did with Discord. But little do they know that the heroes are already one step ahead of them. Saldaron, Cynder and Shen have suspected that Junjie was up to something, and they decide that Saldaron fix up another paradox and fast before this ends badly. However, Saldaron warns that not all paradoxed outcomes lead to automatic wins for heroes. Sometimes, they end up making certain situations worse in an unexpected way.

Chapter 1: Junjie's Inevitably-Unpredictable Plan
Villain League Fortress Flashback. Flashback 2. Flashback 3. Flashback 4 FlashBack 5 Flashback 6 Flashback 7 Reality. An entire mess of a plan later... Much yelling later... Cutaway Present 6:00 AM Junjie's Room (Junjie sang this.)
 * Junjie was seen reflecting on a series of failed plans.
 * Junjie growled when he started to recollect on each of them.
 * Junjie: "Once I just a zombie acoplolise on Spongebob's world, I'll be rekindised as the greatist leager ever!"
 * Junjie used dark magic from a book that awakens the undead.
 * Junjie: "YES, YES!? AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES OF EXTREMEISUM SHALL BOW TO MY EVERY-"
 * Mr. Krabs suddenly appeared and beaten all of the undead!
 * Junjie was suddenly shocked.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Nice try. Ain't my first time I dealt with these boneheads. Your act's over, fox!"
 * Boss Wolf: "BOOYAH?!"
 * Boss Wolf slams a hammer into Junjie's head!
 * Junjie: "I knew my allience to Farmer McPsyco would benifit me! Now I have an army of evil fruits and veggies, I'll use them to violently congure the dragon temple, and-"
 * ???: "Yo jerkwads!?"
 * Junjie and A super-villain farmer look down to see Icky!
 * Icky: "One word: APHIDS?!"
 * Icky opens a jar of aphids that devours all of the mutant plant monsters!
 * Farmer McPsyco: "Well, I reckind this the last time I ever get involved with demon worshippers."
 * Junjie: "WE DO NOT WORSHIP THE DARKSPA-"
 * Boss Wolf slams Junjie's head again!
 * Junjie: "I have successfully posed as a hollywood directer and created a movie that'll be so hypotisingly bad, it'll hypotise people into becoming my obedient followers! And then, I shall become King of Kratos! IT'S INGENIOUS!?"
 * ???: "Yeah, except for the part I recorded it all on a live news camera."
 * Junjie is shocked to see Squidward with Sandy holding said camera.
 * Junjie: "..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
 * Boss Wold slams him again with the hammer!
 * Junjie: "I HAVE CHEATED CELESTIA HER RIGHT TO RULE THROUGH A RIG ELECTION?!"
 * Trixie: "TRIXIE HAS PROOF IT WAS RIGGED!"
 * Junjie gets slammed by a hammer again!
 * Junjie: "I SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD THROUGH BECOMING A BELOVED CHILDREN'S ICON!?"
 * A hammer slams into Junjie!
 * Junjie: "I'LL REBAND THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL!?"
 * A hammer slams into Junjie!
 * Junjie: "I'LL CONVERT THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S ANIMONTRONICS INTO THE SIDE OF THE LE-"
 * A Freedy mask was stuffed into Junjie!
 * Junjie: "Ow."
 * Boss Wolf's hammer smacks into him again, and this repeated 10 times.
 * Junjie screamed as he throw the plans everywhere!
 * Junjie: "FAILURE AFTER FAILURE?! It's always the same! Those, Louger-for-brains Shell-heads, ALWAYS TWHARTED MY PLANS!? Whether when I used to go after them to become their leader just to get smug with Shifu for a high amount of times, to trying to prove to the leage as of late that I can bring extremeisum back! My plans shatter and shatter like glass, a house of cards, glass house of cards! Actselly, I haven't tried that yet, a Glass House of Cards! Yes, I'll make a giant glass house of cards, trap the lougers in it, and cause to fall on them! Galaxhar, Tai Lung, Makunga! Get alot of sand and fire! I have a plan that's sure to-"
 * Junjie: (He is bandaged from the sharp glass)...Okay, to be fair, that was a stupid idea to have plated glass in my plan when it could shatter and hurt me. But still...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...(Runs around and banging the walls making the same noise until he comes back)...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...(Camera on Villain League Fortress)...FFFUCK!!! (The word echoes out in the distance)
 * Makunga: Well at least we're still alive, and won't have to be resurrected and face the crazy yelling of Lord Cobra. Things can't--
 * Lord Cobra: (From distance) JUNJIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!! GET THE F*** INTO MY ROOM NOW!!!
 * Junjie:...You weren't gonna say 'worse' were you?
 * Makunga:...Actually, it was more along the lines of 'he wouldn't take this as seriously as our last inevitable failures'.
 * Galaxhar: SUUUUURE you were!
 * Lord Cobra: JUNJIE!!!
 * Junjie: (He and the others go out with smack-marks on their faces) You know, if that wasn't one of his magical attacks, that slap would've REALLY hurt.
 * Makunga: Yeah, his bitch-slaps put that old lady's to utter shame. And trust me, it's happened to me so much, I've gotten used to it. Not to mention when we still had those videos of the Lodgers doing embarrassing things, I made my own version of Alakay and that old lady fighting. It was...(Scoffs) Hilarious!
 * Makunga: (Seeing the old lady and Alex fighting each other in a Peter vs. Chicken Family Guy reference) HAH! I gotta upload this on YouTube!
 * Makunga: It had me laughing my mane off.
 * Junjie: I don't CARE if you laugh your mane off, douche bag! All I care about is GETTING MYSELF RECOGNIZED IN THIS DAMN PIECE OF A FORTRESS!!! (Stomps some cracks in the floor) AAHHH!!!
 * Tai Lung:...Damn, calm down, Junjie, it's not that bad. We can always try again.
 * Junjie:...You know, I'm just gonna set this one out. I probably need some rest. I won't be making an idea that's sure to work by morning. I'm nothing but a failure.
 * Junjie: (Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar have fallen asleep in a room together playing video games until Junjie bursts in and scares them awake as they crash into each other) GUYS! I HAVE IT!!! IT'S THE BEST IDEA SINCE UNDERWEAR!!!
 * Makunga:...That's the silliest metaphor I've ever heard!
 * Galaxhar: I mean, granted, underwear was a good idea, but--
 * Junjie: NO TIME FOR JIBBER-JABBER, GUYS, COME ON! (Drags the three over to his room)
 * Seven ponies representing the seven deadly sins, where at least six of the seven are seen training in a speical training room!
 * Junjie barged in with his three assusiates and startled the seven.
 * Junjie: "LUST, GREED, SLOTH, WRATH, ENVY, GLUTTON, PRIDE!? FRONT AND CENTAR!?"
 * They did just that.
 * Junjie: "Now that is obedience! Now, Sin Ponies, I have yet another new plan that is SURE to be a winner! I-"
 * A lazy sin pony: "Lame."
 * Junjie: "..... You didn't even heard it yet, Sloth. How, can you be sure, it's "lame", before you heard it?"
 * An envious pony: "HOW COME SLOTH GETS TO SASS YOU!? I WANNA SASS YOU! SASS SASS SASSITY SASS?!"
 * Junjie: "Envy, please control yourself!"
 * A fat colt: "When lunch Pa?"
 * Junjie: "IT'S SIX, GLUTTON?!"
 * Greed: "Fellow Greed ponies, do please! Our dear, "father", if we can call him that, clearly has an announcment for us."
 * Sloth: "..... It's still lame."
 * An overly affectionect pony: "Well, I for one, think it's (cuddles Tai Lung in an uncomfertable way) very smexy. (Purrs)."
 * Tai Lung: "Bad touch, bad touch, BAD TOUCH?!"
 * A self-rightious pony: "Bah! Whatever it is, tis what we might be looking for, to make ME the shining exsample of one of the TRUELY best of the Sin Ponies!"
 * Envy: "YOU THE BEST!? I WANNA BE THE BEST PRIDE!?"
 * Pride: "Not with THAT kind of unlady like attatude your not!"
 * Greed: "Oh bother, (While Pride and Envy began arguing), here we go again. Another "Cat fight" as one would say."
 * Glutton: "Oh boy! Is there food in this fight?"
 * Sloth: "Fights are lame. I wanna play Xbox."
 * Lust: "Ohhhhhhhhhh! The thought of an Xbox makes me wanna come!"
 * Tai Lung: "Uh, "Come" from where, exactly?"
 * Makunga: ".... I don't think it's the one with an "O"."
 * Tai Lung: "...... GAHHHHHHHH?! MADAM!? WHERE IS YOUR SENSE OF SELF RESPECT!?"
 * Greed: "Isn't that the idea for "Lust"? To be too much about mating? Honestly, she would be the universe's most successful prositude with that attatude."
 * Sloth: "Lame."
 * Glutton: "Hey! I found another of these giant cenatides!"
 * Glutton aims to eat it!
 * An angry looking colt: "ENOUGH?!"
 * The Sin Ponies take note of him.
 * Angry Colt: "Lust, give Tai Lung his space! Greed, shut the fuck up for ocne?! Sloth, at least PRETEND your actselly interested! Envy, Pride, stop fighting?! And Glutton, REFREIGN FROM YOUR EATING HABITS FOR 5 MINUTES AND LET OUR FATHER, SAY WHAT HE NEEDS TO SAY!?"
 * The other sin ponies obey.
 * Junjie: "That's my boy, Wrath. You always demand such respect!"
 * Wrath bowed to Junjie.
 * Wrath: "Thank you, master. I aim to please."
 * Envy: "(Wispsers) I wanna please him more."
 * Junjie: "Now, if there are NOT anymore interuptions........"
 * Silence.
 * Junjie: "Good. Now, do I have another evil plan that I promise is not, "lame", and garrinties victory! I just remembered that earlier in the year, there was this darkspawn by the name "Tirek", a powerful creation of Chernibog! He has SERIOUS leager material! He would do ANYTHING to crush Equestia under his hoof, and has no time for WEAKNESS! My kind of guy! He is what we need to not only have a powerful darkspawn, BUT TO MAKE EQUESTIA, BOW TO US LIKE OUR BITCH!?"
 * Greed: "Such vulgery. But an overall, charming little pipedream, is it not?"
 * Sloth: "Still lame."
 * Junjie: "Now now now, I understand the concern. I am aware of Tirek's..... Social issues. He's obviously prefers to be a stand-alone guy, considering he had an ungrateful brother turn on him. But maybe there can be a way to, "correct", that way of thinking. Which is why (brings out a medailain) this baby, an expsearimental little toy of Mang's, will enable us to make sure Tirek helps us and stays our ally, whether he wants to or not!"
 * Galaxhar: "Tirek? THE TIREK?! One of the nastiest Darkspawn Lords in existence?"
 * Tai Lung: "Ok, I can respect your tired of losing to them all the time, but, Tirek? From what I can understood, he doesn't have a friendly bone in his body! Chernibog did too great of a job making him "anti-friendship", and it's not just because of a lousy brother! The guy acts as if Chernibog never granted him a soul!"
 * Makunga: "Yeah, the guy's asentually the super mega dick of the demon world. Heck, I think even Malefor might have an issue with him!"
 * Junjie: "But again! If extremeisum can reminy that "issue" about him, and make him embrace having our idea of friends, then we'll be HAILED in the leage, and the lougers will finally fear us!?"
 * Tai Lung: "You know that doesn't tecnecally always work like that, right? What if as soon has he regains some power, he turns on us?"
 * Junjie: "Medailian. Remember? The minute he even thinks about turning on us, I'll use this mediallian to fuse with him, and become the dominaent will! It will discourage ANY treacherious thought!"
 * Galaxhar: "But that thing's exspearimental! What if you end up NOT being the dominate will? And most impourently what if we're somehow dragged into it cause of how untested that thing is?!"
 * Junjie: "Then what better ginni pig, then Tirek, if he does turn on us. But don't worry. He only turned on Discord cause he was a nitwit! Surely, he'll appresiate a TRUELY evil appresiating soul, like myself."
 * Makunga: "Famous last words, qouted by Junjie."
 * Music plays as Junjie growled!
 * Junjie: "I'm telling you! I will show them all! The Leage, and ESPEICALLY Mang!"
 * Greed: "Oh, dash it all, he's not gonna sing is he?"


 * Makunga started laughing
 * Makunga: "SERIOUSLY!? THAT SONG SUNG BY THAT LOSER CEDRIC FROM SONFA THE FIRST?! (LAUGHS LOUDLY) Ok, ponies are one thing, but THAT?! (LAUGHS UNCONTROLABLY?!)
 * Junjie: "..... Wrath, hit him where it hurts the most."
 * Wrath kicks Makunga in the crouch!
 * Makunga: "D'OH?! IT'S WORSE THEN THE OLD LADY?!"
 * Junjie: THAT'S the spirit, Wrath!
 * Makunga: Could you PLEASE not acknowledge him in this one situation please? HE KICKED ME IN THE BALLS!!!
 * Junjie: Now then, let's get started with this plan of ours. The first step: finding Tartarus.
 * Tai Lung: Well, good luck with that one, that place is the most sadistic in Equestria. It's guarded 24-7 by Cerberus and those nasty Tartarus Vultures.
 * Junjie: And as insulting as those birds are, they are very bad at their job. They're only there because they were complete potty-mouths to those ponies, and Celestia punished them by making them guardians of Tartarus....Or at least, that's what I heard of their backstory. Yet as bad as they are, they are known to be real killers, so you'd wanna stay as FAR away from those birds as possible.
 * Galaxhar: And what about Cerberus?
 * Junjie: Stay away from him, too. Sure he has the personality of a real dog, and can be distracted by dog toys that Pinkie can pull out of her ass, but when it comes to doing his job, there's absolutely zero chance that'll be of an advantage to us.
 * Tai Lung: Anything else?
 * Junjie: Well, the only thing left to worry about is this little midget named Grimmer. He's similar to the Horned King's old errand gnome in the Shell Lodge. In fact, he's his half-cousin 600-in-a-half times removed. But he's not much to worry about because while he's just as annoying as the vultures, he tends to be stupid that way. You can just knock him out, and boom, he's taken care of. Just hide the body when you do it....And that's about all we have to worry about when sneaking into the place.
 * Galaxhar: "...... Wow...... You'd think a planetary underworld holding some of the nastiest evils of all time, would have tighter security."
 * Junjie: "Well, that's what happens when a planet has mostly exspearience a few dosen years of peace based on a religenious questionably centared on a pet name for allience. Ya get stupid in the head for it."
 * Greed: "And, this concerns us, because-"
 * Junjie: "Well, OBVIOUSLY, a Kung Fu Sholin Master Fox, A rouge kung fu snow leopard, an alien, and a fat lion looking for Tartarus in a peaceful land of ponies, tends to attact unwanted attention. So, we need something JUST as distracting as that! That's, where you seven come in. The Christail Empire is holding a jubelie for Twilight in celebrations for her contributions in making evil look like a weakling! You lot, simply have to do, what your best at. Lust, tackle Celestia's Peacock boyfriend with your lack-of-respect attatude, Greed, cause a scam uproar with snake oil you marketed off as "Revival Potion", Sloth...... Be yourself. Wrath, find a local beast trader and contain 4 of his finest beast: A Parrot-dauctyl,  A Drago Turtle, Frozen Northen Ice Penguin, and the depective, Shark-Mouth Bunny. Those are known to be some of the nastiest "pet" beasts in equestia, and in your hands, it would be a bit of a dishastor of any of them, gotten loose. Envy, tell Twilight how you REALLY feel about her, Glutton, help your self to their delious little lamb creatures they have, and Pride, take advantage of all the lovely reflective surfaces of the kingdom so you can admire yourself, oh, and be sure to do it on the Cristail ponies as well. They "really love" that. So, anyone accepted their orders?"
 * 6 of the seven Sin Ponies assuluted.
 * Sloth: "Whatever, I guess....."
 * Junjie: "Exseltent...... I have a feeling that this plan is gonna be a GOOD one!"
 * Wrath: "You will not be disappointed in us, father. Our first time out will be a garrintied Nightmare to those lougers and their stupid allies."

Chapter 2: The Sinister Seven's Distraction
Cristail Empire. Christal Empire Shreetway. Lamb farm. Crystal Empire Downtown Christail Empire.
 * A Jubellie was held in the castle.
 * The Lougers are seen having attended as well.
 * Lord Shen: "Everyone, I simple plockmenation! A toast, to Twilight! For all her contributions to keep Equestia, and in some cases, the Universe, safe from the dark forces and their attempts to harm everyone! Cheers!"
 * Icky: "Amen to that brother!"
 * Everyone else: "Cheers!"
 * Twilight: "Aw, everyone, this the sweetest thing you ever done for me, I-"
 * Beeping was heard!
 * Mr. Krabs: "(Gasp)! Miss Twilight! Languise!"
 * Spongebob: "I don't think that was Twilight."
 * Sandy: "That sounded like a traffic situation."
 * Crane: "But didn't we got rid of all the cars my brother made for this place?"
 * Luna: "Actselly, driver ponies sometimes use nosiemakers or have learned to mimic a carhorn in alternative to actselly having cars."
 * Icky: "Ok, let's see what the damage is."
 * A long line of angered Christail ponies with cristail charriots are shouting and making beeping sounds, as all the way in the top, Sloth was seen laying around, playing Gameboy.
 * Taxi Chariot Pony: "HEY LADY, I HAVE AN IMOURENT CLIENT TO TAKE TO THE CHRISTAIL PLAZA OVER HERE, COULD YOU BE A LAZY VAGABOND SOMEWHERE ELSE?!"
 * Sloth: "Impourent Clients are lame."
 * Taxi Pony: "NOT IF THEY GARRINTED A DECENT PAY THEY DON'T?!"
 * Hospital Chariot Pony: "Please move! There's a pregnet mare in the back about to give birth! It's urgent!"
 * Sloth: "Urgentcy is lame."
 * A business pony: "AW COME ON, I'M LATE TO MY JOB?! MY BOSS IS VERY UNFORGIVING ABOUT TARDINESS!? I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED?!"
 * Sloth: "Jobs are lame."
 * An Ice Cream Chariot Pony: "Hey come on, miss! I need to do my rounds here!"
 * Sloth: "Rounds are lame."
 * Twilight and the others appeared.
 * Twilight: "What's going on? Was there an accsident?"
 * Taxi Pony: "A LAZY VAGABOND WON'T BUDGE AND GET OFF THE ROAD!? ALL SHE THOSE IS, LAY AROUND LIKE A SLOTH OR SOMETHING AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES?! YOUR THE PRINCESS, GET HER OFF THE ROAD?!"
 * Icky: "No need to shout like your on top of mt. everest, buddy, she's got this."
 * Twilight approuched Sloth.
 * Twilight: "Uh, exquse me Miss? I can see your clearly busy with your game and all, but, your kinda causing a few ponies to be late for some impourent dates and-"
 * Sloth: "Impourent dates are lame."
 * Twilight: "..... Wow..... Aren't you just a ray of sunshine."
 * Sloth: "Rays of sunshine are lame."
 * Twilight: "Wow....... What you went though must've drove you into a state of louthing life in a way never though possable before. Did you by chance had a bad exspearience with family?"
 * Sloth: "Nah."
 * Twilight: "A terrorable friendship breaking?"
 * Sloth: "Nah."
 * Twilight: "A devorce?"
 * Sloth: "Marrages are lame."
 * Twilight: "Well, then.... What exactly is wrong with you?"
 * Sloth: "Most everything to me is just lame. Even this conversation we have."
 * Twilight: "Seriously? A conversation, with one of the princesses of Equestia, a repeated savior of Equestia and more or less the universe, an all likeable mare, lame?"
 * Sloth: "...... Everything you just said, is lame."
 * Twilight: "Oh my! I never seen such boarderline indifference in a pony like this! It's at an almost un-naterol degree!"
 * Icky: "Or she could be just a freaking downer. Case close."
 * Rarity: "No pony ever gets so depressed or down that they would be indifferent of talking to THE friendship princess!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Ok, you guys are taking some random downer too seriously. It could just be part of her personality. She could actselly be just, depressed for no reason."
 * Applejack: "I can understand your used of seeing people of your world's being like that cause there's always plenty for ya'll to be sad about, but Equestia's a generaly happy place. This girl has no reason to be like this."
 * Pinkie: "She also has a weird cutie mark based on a video game controller for some reason."
 * Icky: "Wait.... Is that, a Playstation 2 controller as a cutie mark?"
 * Po: "And is she holding a gameboy system?"
 * Tigress: "Wait, I thought Equestia was mostly a less advanced community. How can she have these such things."
 * Iago: "Ok, maybe there IS some legit concern about this one over here."
 * Lord Shen: "We must take this mare and exsamin here at o-"
 * A pink hoof grabs Shen away from the group!
 * Shen has been taken to Lust!
 * Lust: "Hey big boy! Nice feathers!"
 * Shen: "Uh, madam, kindly let me go. Firstly, I am already interwined with Princess Celestia, and secondly-"
 * Lust was trying to touch Shen immprobeately!
 * Shen: "Madam, what're you- No, no NO! PLEASE KEEP YOUR HOOF AWAY FROM MY PRIVATE AREA!? NO, NO, NO?! BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH?! I NEED AN ADULT!? I NEED AN ADULT?! MOMMY?!"
 * Applejack: "Hold on there, lover girl (Seperates Lust from Shen before she can touch him immapprobeately) I hate to disappoint ya'll, but this Peacock is happly with Celestia! Who may I remind ya'll is the princess of ALL of Equestia? She might not take kindly for you to be harassing her boyfriend."
 * Lust: "Aw come on, don't be a cock-blocker! I just wanna play around with him for abit, then see if I can get him to touch my pussy!"
 * Pinkie: "You want Shen to pet your cat? Well that's neightberly of you. But where is your kitty?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Pinkie..... We need to have a talk."
 * Applejack: "Dang it girl! Don't you have any sense of self restraint and control?! There's more to life then to get laid!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, so cool it, or we'll be forced to have to get you neutered!"
 * Lust: "Oh, what's the matter, baby girl? Tensed? (Grabs Rainbow Dash in a immapprobetae position) Does mama need to relief the tension? (Straightens out one of Rainbow Dash's wing) I once heard wings on a Pegicious are sexually sensitive! Let's test that out, shall we?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey whoa whoa whoa! That's only a dumb brony rumor! Our wings are not sexually- (Lust attempts to lick Rainbow's wing) NO, NO NONONONONONONONONONONONONO!? BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH?! I NEED AN ADULT?!"
 * Twilight traps Lust in a magical sheild bubble!
 * Twilight: "My goodness! I never know ponies to be so, lusty like that neither! Something must be wrong with her too!"
 * Rainbow Dash/Lord Shen: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK SPARKLE?!"
 * Icky: "Jesus Christ man! What is wrong with those two ponies?!"
 * Twilight: "Something serious I bet! (Places Sloth in a magical sheild as well) Something unusual is happening and-"
 * ???: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Fluttershy gasps!
 * Fluttershy: "OH NO?! THE CUTE LITTLE LAMBS?!"
 * Fluttershy zoomed off into the distence!
 * Rainbow Dash: "FLUTTERSHY, WAIT!"
 * Glutton has put all the lambs under a giant hero sandwich!
 * Glutton: "Yummy! Lambchops sandwich, my new fav! Look out, mr. tummy, here it comes!"
 * Glutton open his mouth as wide as a mega mouth shark.
 * Lambs: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!"
 * Fluttershy: NOOOO!! DON'T EAT THEM!!!
 * Glutton: Hey! It's very rude to interrupt somepony's lunch, you know.
 * Fluttershy: "What are you doing to those poor lambs?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: And, DAMN, look at how fat he is! What have you been eating?!?
 * Glutton: Well, some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza...
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, I think you've been eating more than that, big boy!
 * Glutton: Big? BIG?!? I'M NOT BIG!!!...Much! I just have an eating disorder, that's all. I'm ALWAYS hungry.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, that doesn't mean you eat somebody's pets. Since when did our kind adapt to eating meat, anyway?
 * Fluttershy: I thought we ponies were vegetarians.
 * Glutton: I tend to adapt to a different diet when certain foods are scarce. (Burps)
 * Rarity: (Arrives) Oh, you could at least say 'excuse me'! (Glutton then farts loudly)
 * Glutton: Excuse me! Like that?
 * Rarity: OH, DEAR LORD!!! THAT SMELLS HORRIBLE!! IT SMELLS LIKE A ROTTEN FISH CARCASS THAT'S BEEN SITTING ON THE LAND FOR WEEKS!! UHHGHH!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, pal, you need serious help! That's not any kind of eating disorder I've ever seen before.
 * Glutton: Oh, I'm fine! Now let me eat in peace!
 * Fluttershy: (Grabs Glutton by the nose) YOU'D BETTER LEAVE MY CUTE LITTLE SHEEP ALONE, OR I WON'T HESITATE TO MESS YOU UP LIKE THE JELLY YOU ARE!!!
 * Rarity: Whoa, Fluttershy, that's a pretty rude thing to say to someone like that. (The sheep suddenly panic and escape)
 * Glutton: AW, CRAP! YOU MADE ME LOSE MY LUNCH!!
 * Fluttershy: Yes you have! (Punches him in the stomach and he barfs a puddle of vomit on the ground, making him a bit thinner) How's THAT for losing your lunch? You'd better stay away from my sheep next time!
 * Glutton: (Gulps) Sure thing! (Chuckles)
 * Fluttershy: Good. And I'm sorry for being so rough on you.
 * ???: UH, GUYS?!? YOU MIGHT WANNA SEE THIS!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's take this guy with us. He's probably involved with those lazy and horny ponies.
 * Twilight was screaming as Envy was pulling on her wings!
 * Envy: "HOW COME YOU GET TO HAVE WINGS!? I WANT WINGS?!"
 * Twilight: "Miss, they're kinda attacthed to my body, so if you could-"
 * Envy: "I WANT WINGS?!"
 * Envy pulls her hardest!
 * Po: "Whoa whoa whoa, hey lady! That kinda quilifys as assulting royalty, lady! (Grabs Envy) I mean seriously, what is the matter with-"
 * Envy: "HOW COME YOU GET TO HAVE HANDS?! I WANT HANDS?!"
 * Po: "Uh-oh."
 * Envy pounces on Po and tries to tear his hands off!
 * Icky: "Geese, lady, are you some kind of overly jealious brat or something?"
 * Gilda: "Oh great. First a lazy dragabout, then a horny slut, and now whiney over here. This is more weirder when then me having a prehistoric bird for a boyfriend."
 * Envy heard was Gilda said!
 * Envy: "YOU HAVE A PREHISTORIC BIRD BOYFRIEND?! I WANT A PREHISTORIC BIRD BOYFRIEND!?"
 * Envy grabs Icky and ran off!
 * Icky: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLP!?"
 * Gilda: "HEY, HANDS OFF MY MAN, LITTERAL MAN-STEALER?!"
 * Gilda chases after her!
 * Twilight: "We need to help Gilda capture that pony! There may be more like the ones we have! (Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy arrived with Glutton) Girls, we're helping Gilda capturing a VERY envious pony, Lougers, you guys split up and scout for more weird acting ponies. Spike, take the ones we have back to the chrsital castle for questioning!"
 * Spike assuluted, as the heroes split up!
 * Greed was seen on an overly glorifived sales stand.
 * Greed: "HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!? STEP RIGHT UP TO THE GREATEST HEALING LIQUID IN HISTORY! A POTION THAT FINALLY CURES DEATH!?"
 * Cristail Pony: "A potion that curse death?"
 * Cristail Pony 2: "This is almost to good to be true! Please, let us have it!"
 * Greed: "But alcourse, dear cristialised equines. For only 100 easy payments of 9000 bits."
 * Cristial ponies started to throw hard earn money at Greed's feet!
 * Greed chuckled sinisterly.
 * Greed: "(Quietly) The symptahy of the pitter patter of coins..... And the cheering of suckers..... Music to my ears."

Epilogue
To be continued...