A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas (MSM Draft)

(This is a remake of the first Christmas Special of the Shell Louge Squad)

Christmas time is near and Spongebob is the happiest creature in Bikini Bottom, The Entire United Universes and the Dragon Realms. Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are spending Christmas with Kairi, Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge Mcduck, Pluto, Chip n' Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max while they help the lougers get ready for the Holiday Crossover Festival, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are spending the holidays with the louge since they normally celebrate Hearth's Warming Day with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the other ponies of Ponyville doing their presentation on "Twas the Night Before Christmas" while Twilight and Spike both spend Christmas and Hearth's Warming with some old friends from their college years and Patrick is still intent on capturing Santa Claus in order to stop time and make it Christmas all year long. But when Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro are summoned to the North Pole, Santa himself gives them a warning of a great threat to the Christmas Spirit in the form of a scroogy rich uncle of Viper, Lord Copperfang, who intents on ruining Christmas by using a a curse that turns people into scrooges called "The dark man's scroogyness" and turns the weak-minded and not pure enough hearts into tainted scrooges along with the anti hero lougers including Cynder and Riku which puts them all on Santa's naughty list with Copperfang on the top of the list, all for the sake of peace and quiet, and to put an end to all those annoying carollers and those in the Christmas spirit always bugging him with carols, laughter and happiness. And it was good thing they came to the Pole when the High Council agreed to let them go, cause Spongebob, Spyro, Kairi and the others that are good are still on the nice list because Spongebob is still full of Christmas spirit, Kairi's kind and caring heart of pure light and Spyro's bond with Kairi as her dragon are too powerful for the curse, and thus immuned to the scrooge spell, but now they must also face Plankton's mad robotic abomination, again, cause the leage didn't took too kindly of their holiday beating, as well as getting Cynder, Riku and the other anti hero lougers back on Santa's nice list with The Amulet of Miracles in hopes to reform Copperfang and show him the true meaning of Christmas before Christmas Eve arrives. However, thanks to the leage getting involved, a conventional Chrismas Carol story won't fly this time. Also in a subplot, Patchy the Pirate is trying to make amends to Santa for kidnapping the mailman and stealing his truck so he can get back on Santa's nice list, also to get his Christmas Wish this year is to finally meet Spongebob as well as Spyro and Kairi for the first time with Potty the Parrot doubting this, and Ironicly, he ruins his chances again before they even start by stealing a fruitcake truck and then lies to the viewers by saying he gave the delivery guy who owns the truck a day off, but it is revealed that the owner is tied up and gagged in the back, and another diving accident gets both Patchy and Potty lost after they argue about which Christmas Carol the directions to the North Pole are in again and the truck crashes in a dangerious part of the artic ruled by the Miser Bros, a rather, feuding duo, and they antagninise both Patchy and Potty by trying to make them pick a side. Where eventally he meets an attractive, but incredability anti-socal Reindeer named Ginger the Reindeer, a former reindeer of santa before her growing dislike for those who are naughty cause her to make a bad mistake and wrongfully attacked a nice kid, now living her life in soalutary having learned Chrismas-Fu, (a, holiday themed form of kung-fu) and always on a lone, undetermin path where she randomly fights monsters that roam the north pole (Like Giant Yetis, Frost Giants, and an arch-rival Ice Serpent with a bendetta against her), and finds herself in the presence of a hopless, annoying pirate and an equily annoying fake parrot. However, will a forced allience together against an eviler realitive of the Miser Bros whom they thought was punished by Mother Nature three years ago to save Christmas for all 3 of them going back on the nice list and will Copperfang's fate be sealed if he doesn't change?

Chapter 1: Patchy Returns/Christmas Returns to the Dragon Realms
Temple Living Room Cutaway Present Dragon Temple Outskirts Dragon Realms New York (after song.)
 * (Chronicler): Christmas. Everyone you know knows about it. Some love it, some don't. But Christmas is known to represent family, joy, peace on earth, and good will toward men. As for us in the UUniverses, we think of it the same way. But while some worlds have never heard of it, they eventually get introduced to it. It's a holiday that symbolizes that peace is important for the good of mankind, and that it had the potential to brighten up even the darkest of hearts. Even villains acknowledge Christmas, and some even refuse to do evil on Christmas time. People in our worlds say it is a symbol of reformation, and in this very time, they are right. (The Chronicler's Library is seen decorated for Christmas, and we see Namine showing up from a bright white light drawing something that is hidden from the audience, and Jiminy Cricket is seen on her shoulder)
 * Jiminy: Well, look who decided to show up this Christmas? How're ya doing!
 * Namine: Hello, everyone, thank you for coming to hear our story.
 * Jiminy: Even though you already know us, we'll introduce ourselves anyway. Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. And this is Namine. Now, the holiday story you're about to hear is about what our good friends SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, and the Shell Lodge Squad did this Christmas.
 * Namine: It was the Christmas that cured a soul that wasn't in high spirits because of certain tragedies in his life.
 * Jiminy: I know what you're thinking. "Are you telling the classic Christmas Carol story?" Well, technically yes, but this one is WAY different. It's a holiday experience that makes the story look like a poem. Not that it's a bad story, believe me, I read a lot.
 * Namine: What we're trying to say is that this story isn't remotely related to A Christmas Carol. It's about how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and all of their friends prevented a certain uncle of Viper's from ruining Christmas for everyone and showed him what the true meaning of Christmas really meant.
 * Chronicler: (Enters) And we happen to have that story in one of our books. So, let's get started....(He shows a beautiful red and green book with a lock and has a golden picture of SpongeBob, The Hyenas, Spyro and Sparx on the cover)
 * Jiminy: And thus, our story starts. (The book magically opens and reveals the first page that shows Encino, California) Wait a minute, why are we in Encino, California?
 * Chronicler: Do not worry, the story is coming.
 * Namine: He's right, Jiminy. Here's the title. (The title "A SpongeBob, Spyro and Friends Christmas" appears)
 * Jiminy: Yes, but why are we showing Encino?...Oh, wait, I see what's up. We're gonna meet up with a familiar pirate and his brainy parrot, aren't we?
 * Namine: Yep.
 * Jiminy: Well, what's he up to?
 * Chronicler: Look for yourself...(We see the human citizens getting ready to celebrate Christmas while a fruitcake truck is seen driving down the street, and a familiar pirate is seen driving it with his parrot. Then he notices the audience, and stops the truck)
 * Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, there! Merry Christmas, kids....Oh, I bet yer' all wonderin' why ol' Patchy has this here fruitcake truck. Well, after that time where I put meself on the Naughty List for tying and gagging a mailman in his own truck just for his truck, I decided to make amends with Santa by giving him and his elves some fruitcake as an apology gift so I can get meself on the Nice List, (Goes to the back) that way I can get the chance to meet SpongeBob and his Shell Lodger buddies. (Opens the back to reveal the owner of the truck tied up and gagged) So I gave this here fruitcake delivery man the day off.
 * Potty: (Scoffs) Here we go again, kids!
 * Patchy: Well, I guess I have no time to lose, so it's time I get back on the road. (Hops back into the truck)
 * Potty: Are you sure you know how to get to the North Pole this time?
 * Patchy: Of course, Potty, ya silly parrot! While we get ourselves on the road, let's see how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and their friends are doing this Christmas.
 * Jiminy: That didn't take long, did it?
 * Namine: Man, is Patchy gonna get it this year.
 * Jiminy: Now let's get this story started. (The book flipped through some more pages to reveal a pop-up illustration depicting the Dragon Realms with snow falling from the ground. Everything then transforms into the actual Dragon Realms)
 * (Chronicler): The story begins on December 21, just four days before Christmas. The entire Dragon Realms was blanketed with snow, and our favorite yellow hero is having the time of his life. (The camera goes into the Dragon Temple in SpongeBob's room as he begins to wake up, and a familiar song from It's A SpongeBob Christmas begins)
 * Lord Shen: (Appears after the song ends, and walks up to SpongeBob and Sandy while his wolves and apes carry in something covered by a tarp cloth) Good morning, Square and Squirrel Ones.
 * Spongebob: Hey, Shen! You excited for Christmas this year? I mean, even though you don't ordinarily celebrate Christmas as much as the Winter Feast?
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. My parents seemed to appreciate the Winter Feast just as much as you do with Christmas. They seemed to know about Christmas as well since they were in touch with the High Council before they died.
 * Sandy: Uh...what's under the tarp?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, you'll love it. It took us a few days to get it ready, but it was all worth it. BEHOLD! (Boss Wolf pulls the tarp cloth to reveal a beautiful ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * SpongeBob: (His jaw drops)
 * Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-JOLLY DING DANG DO, WOULD YA' LOOK AT THAT!
 * Lord Shen: Beautiful, isn't it?
 * Boss Wolf: Shen was not easy about this. He asked specifically for ice FROM ANTARCTICA!! God, you would not BELIEVE the trouble I went through.
 * Lord Shen: I had Squidward to do part of the work, but decided to get rid of him since I noticed he was getting annoyed by you again.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, what a grouch! It's Christmas. Nobody should be grouchy on Christmas!
 * Boss Wolf: I beg to differ!
 * Lord Shen: Silence! Now, let's check on the others, shall we?
 * Icky: (The room is decorated with garland, Christmas lights, and a large Christmas tree with a bright-blue glowing star on top) Well, if this doesn't scream 'Christmas-worthy', I don't know what does.
 * Donkey: (He came in, amazed by the wonder and beauty of the Temple decorations) WOW, you really outdone yourself, Ickmeister!
 * Icky: Yeah. At least this will allow us to forget about the time Fidget pissed Lord Shen off with his mistakes.
 * Iago: That was only a few years ago, we've ALREADY forgotten about that.
 * Icky: Oh...well, good.
 * Shenzi: Great, so when do we eat?
 * Ignitus: In good days time, Shenzi.
 * Banzai: Oh, man! It's almost Christmas, and we haven't had our breakfast after breaking our legs decorating the place.
 * Icky: Well, why didn't you just ask?
 * Banzai:...(Sighs) You mean to tell me you would've let us off on a break?
 * Icky: Yeah. It's Christmas time, nobody would be THAT heartless on Christmas time. Who do you think I am, Ebenezer Scrooge?
 * Shenzi:...We'll take that as a 'yes'. Let's go, boys. (They zoom off to the kitchen)
 * Ignitus: DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS FOOD, GUYS!!
 * Sparx: So, where's SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Right here! (He, Sandy, and Lord Shen enter while Shen's wolves bring in his ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * Po:...Whoa! That's some ice sculpture, Shen!
 * Icky: Looks like it was made with genuine ice.
 * Lord Shen: Straight from Antarctica.
 * Iago: That explains the smell of polar bear.
 * Skipper: Polar bears aren't native to Antarctica, you idiot!
 * Iago: Really?...Then what is that smell?
 * Boss Wolf: Don't ask!...PLEASE!
 * Boss Wolf: (Screams like a girl as a female leopard seal chases him down)
 * Leopard Seal: COME BACK HERE, YOU HOTTIE!!
 * Boss Wolf: NO!
 * Icky: (Melman appears with Christmas lights covering him) Oh, here's our Christmas "Giraffe"! (He and Iago laugh)
 * Mr. Whiskers: (Laughs)...I don't get it!
 * Melman: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, you guys.
 * Viper: Guys, I think you should know by now that I'm bringing someone here for a visit.
 * Sir Hiss: Who?
 * Viper: It's a surprise.
 * Icky: Well, I already invited some of our friends from past adventures to visit the party.
 * Viper: Really? Who?
 * Icky: A certain nobody of Boy Sora's for example.
 * Sandy: Ohhh, you mean that Roxas guy?
 * Icky: Not just him. I'm also inviting our old pal, Jiminy Cricket. I'm sure he's still in our debt for helping him guide Pinocchio to the path to being a real boy.
 * Patrick: (Stuck in a trap) I thought that was just dumb luck.
 * Tigress: Also, Kairi's medieval relatives are coming to the party.
 * Icky: There's also Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders. Celestia, Twilight and Spike couldn't make it because they're spending Christmas and Hearth's Warming with Taiku, his friends, and a few others they say were from the Rise of the Guardians world. Shining and Cadance are spending the holidays alone. I was even able to reluctantly invite Discord to the party.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Absolutely not! I don't want that silly freak of reality lousing up this party!
 * Boss Wolf: You're STILL cross with him?
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) You got a problem with that?
 * Boss Wolf:...No, of course not.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Now, Prehistoric One, I want you to call him up and tell him he's canned!
 * ???: Too late! (A white flash appears, and a Christmas gift is seen)
 * Mr. Whiskers: OH, BOY, A PRESENT!!
 * Lord Shen: WAIT, DON'T--(Whiskers opens it, and a blizzard of snow pops out, and the snow molds itself and forms Discord dressed up as Santa)
 * Discord: You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Shen!
 * Sandy: Well, you seem pretty early.
 * Discord: Well, duh, I'd like to see you imagine me getting here WITHOUT magic.
 * Shen: Listen pal, don't you have a family of your own to celebrate with? I'm pretty sure your parents wouldn't want to be kept waiting for their 'reformed' son to arrive for the holidays.
 * Discord: Of course! That's why I brought them here! (King Wacky and Queen Pranks teleported there)
 * Shen: Butt-sauce!
 * King Wacky: Oh, my! Shen, you sure have put a lot of effort in making an ice sculpture of your precious niece.
 * Discord: Pfft, that's nothing. You should've seen the ice sculptures I made.
 * Lord Shen: Nobody cares about your chaotic past, you dunce!
 * Queen Pranks: Shen, be nice!
 * King Wacky: Yeah. We wouldn't wanna have to remove your beak, now would we?
 * Lord Shen:...Okay!
 * Sandy: And damn, is Kairi gonna be surprised when she and Spyro see this here ice sculpture.
 * SpongeBob: Say, speaking of Kairi, where's our sweet little angel?
 * Boss Wolf: Christmas caroling with Spyro and Cynder, and some kids.
 * Sparx: Oh, that's right, the Digidestined and I are supposed to be with Kairi, Spyro and their friends caroling. I almost forgot.
 * Tai: (From outside) Sparx! Hurry up, we're late!
 * Sparx: SMELL YA LATER! (He zipped away)
 * Lord Shen:...Well, if Discord is going to behave himself, he can stay.
 * Discord: You have my word, nothing surreal will happen.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, it'd better not. Now, let's go check on the Christmas food.
 * Squidward: Assuming if the Hyenas haven't bitten off more than they could chew.
 * Sparx: (Zips up to the group of carolers) What'd I miss? (They all walk away as some familiar Muppets are seen in an apple cart)
 * Rizzo: Christmas apples!
 * Gonzo: Oh, hey, it's you! We've been expecting you....Oh, I bet you're wondering "What the heck are we doing here in the Dragon Realms"?
 * Rizzo: Well, now that I think about it, what ARE we doing here?
 * Gonzo: Don't you remember? The Chronicler, Namine, and Jiminy Cricket asked us to help tell you viewers the story.
 * Rizzo: Oh...well, remind me again why they chose random people like us.
 * Gonzo: Because the Chronicler is a busy dragon, and everyone else is on a Christmas spree. We were the only ones left for this specific job.
 * Rizzo: Oh, yeah....Well, to heck with that, I'm just here for the food!
 * Jiminy: (Appearing from a bubble above Rizzo's head) What're you doing, Rizzo? Eating on the job? Get back to work!
 * Rizzo: Alright, alright! Don't get your undies in a bunch.
 * Gonzo: Now, to begin the story.
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are walking down the street) Everyone loves Christmas! The young, the old, the so-n-so!
 * Rizzo: Except for those of other religions.
 * Gonzo: RIZZO!
 * Rizzo: What? It's true!
 * Gonzo: (Sighs) Let's all just forget you didn't hear that. Anyway, Christmas is a holiday where even natural enemies would put their differences aside for the sake of this most wonderous of days. There's not a single soul that doesn't like-- (Suddenly, a limousine zoomed by, covering the two with snow)...
 * Rizzo: (The two got out from the snow) WHO THE JUNK WAS THAT ROAD HOG?!?
 * Gonzo: Let's just say that was among the 1% of non-religious people that have...otherwise feelings towards Christmas. In life, there was two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley who had a nasty business partner named Jin Juan Ping, which he legally changed to 'Copperfang Scrooge'. He was a snake that was more cold-blooded than normal cold-blooded reptilian standards. Even his condor butler and warthog maid, as obedient as they are, can't help but feel a strange coldness in the air every time his limousine passed them.
 * Rizzo: Say, is it getting cold around here?
 * Gonzo: Well, that's probably because we're still sitting in this snow pile Copperfang buried us in.
 * Rizzo: Oh, right.

Chapter 2: Lord Copperfang's Christmas Ruining Takes Hold
Toy Building Lord Copperfang's Office Santa Claus' Workshop Copperfang's Office Santa's Workshop The Reindeer Stables Miser Bros. Terratories Altitude During the Middle of the Song After Song Copperfang's Toy Company Building Copperfang's Office Main Lobby Elves' Sleigh Altitude Copperfang's Office Elves' Sleigh Toy Company Factory Parking Lot Limousine A Local Café Table 9 Dragon Temple Swamps SpongeBob's Room, Dragon Temple Later... The City Road in the Woods (This song plays) Dragon Temple Villain League Fortress Junjie's Room
 * ???: (The song ends immediately after this) WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!? GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
 * Woman: How rude! (The limousine arrives and pulls over to a tall building that has the words 'Copper & Weasley Toys HQ' on it as a condor dressed like a butler gets out of the driver's seat and goes over to let his employer out of the limo)
 * Condor: Here we are, sir, your office building.
 * Lord Copperfang: (Appears from out of the limo as a snake similar to Viper's father, but wearing a suit, cape, top hat, a red scarf, an eye piece, and a staff with a diamond and a golden dollar-sign on it. He slithered out without so much as a grunt)
 * Copperfang: (He and his condor butler go inside the building as various animals are seen making toys and so on, all sweaty and exhausted) Ah, I love the smell of profit in the morning. (They pass by a Chihuahua and a lizard as the Chihuahua sighs in sadness)
 * Lizard: John? What's wrong?
 * Chihuahua (John): Oh, nothing, James. It's just that...well...Christmas is coming soon, and I have no idea if the boss is gonna let everyone off for the holidays like he rarely does these days.
 * Lizard (James): Pfft, I wish! You know how scroogy that reptile is!
 * John: It's just that...one of my kids has started feeling unwell recently, and I just wanna spend Christmas with him, and not locked in the office building that also serves as a toy factory.
 * James: I can't imagine the odds of him allowing that. He never keeps his word these days. (They see Copperfang arriving to a Gazelle secretary)
 * Gazelle Secretary: Morning, Lord Copperfang, you have 2 meetings today.
 * Lord Copperfang: Of course I do, Secretary Savania. Now move so I can attend it. (Slithers inside an office)
 * John:...This is my chance, James.
 * James: Oh, I don't know about that. The last employee who tried to asked for something was hospitalized by Copperfang's security guards. Poor soul was trying to get the chance to see his ill wife who died afterward.
 * John: Well, it wouldn't hurt to try....(Breathes deeply) Well, here I go.
 * James: But you can't interrupt him in the middle of his meeting. You could get fired.
 * John: Then I'll simply wait. I don't care what happens, I am not going to let my family down.
 * Copperfang: (He is seen counting a series of coins)
 * Speaker Voice: Sir, two businessmen are here to see you. A cat and a dog, to be precise.
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Send them in, Miss Savania. (He then turns his chair and sees a huge portrait of himself as a younger snake with two weasels similar to Buck from Ice Age 3, both with red and blue eye-patches on either side of their heads) Ah, my old business partners, and teenage friends. Alan and Drakey Weasley, dead 3 years on Christmas Eve which is only three days from now. Ah, those two and I had some great times. Tragic they died from an incident with a poison-dart frog. Man, what funny words they said. In their last wills and testaments, they left me enough money to pay for their tombstones. (Laughs) And I had them buried at sea. (Chuckles) You're a rotter, Mr. Copperfang! (A knock is heard) Come in! (A bloodhound and brown tabby cat came in, and the tabby was incredibly clumsy)
 * Bloodhound: Hello, Mr. Copperfang. The name is Nigel, and that guy over there is my clumsy associate, Stanley. (Stanley the Tabby Cat crashes into a shelf filled with glass)
 * Stanley: I'M OKAY!
 * Nigel: Uh...right. Anyway, we are representatives for a donation organization. Today's projects are to keep Prison 42 afloat, as well founding for the local hospitals, orphanages, and our biggest one, relief for the poor victims of Hurricane Sandy.
 * Stanley: It may've been 2 years ago, but that was a really bad storm, ya know-- (Trips, and crashes into a vase) OOF!!...I'M OKAY!
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? A charity scam?
 * Nigel: Hell, no, we didn't say 'charity scam', did we? We're just collecting money for the poor, that's all.
 * Copperfang: Oh, I see. You want me to give you money for the poor, huh? Well then, if I help you raise money for the poor, you do realize that means the poor won't be poor anymore will they?
 * Stanley: We just wanna make things better for them.
 * Copperfang: And if the poor is not poor anymore, you won't have to raise money anymore, will you?
 * Nigel: Well, I suppose--
 * Copperfang: And if you don't have to raise money anymore, then you would be put out of a job and just before Christmas Eve. (Pretending to take pity on them) Oh please, gentlemen. Don't ask me to put you out of a job! Not before Christmas Eve!
 * Stanley:...Wow, even for a snake, that's quite a venomous outlook.
 * Copperfang: Excuse me? You come in here just to insult my pride? I WON'T HAVE IT! (Presses a button) Get me security! I need some people who are trying to trick me into giving them money for free! (Bulldog security guards showed up)
 * Stanley: (Cat screams, and he and Nigel are grabbed by the bulldogs)
 * Copperfang: You want some money? Well, I've got a bundle right here! (Raises his tail up) Spend it like mad! Now, get lost! (The bulldog security guards drag the two out of the building and threw them out into the snow)
 * Stanley:...So, where was his bundle of money? (Nigel looked at him weird)...
 * Copperfang: (Sighs, and looks at the portrait again) What's this world coming to, Weasleys? You work all your life to make money...and people want you to give it away! I swore to make this the best company in the UUniverses, and I meant it!
 * Savania: (On speaker) Mr. Copperfang, your niece and some yellow-bellied snake with her is here to see you.
 * Copperfang: (His jaw opens in shock, and he sighs) Send them in. By the Gods, I never get a break! (Looks at his portrait again) At least I'm happy you two won't have to deal with Christmas anymore. The plus side is that I don't have to share 50% of the business and profits with you two anymore. Yet, I have to face my Kung Fu-loving niece. I have to acknowledge my family for once after...that night....(Looks sad, but sharpens up) No matter!
 * Viper: (She and Sir Hiss come in) Hello, Uncle Jin. It's been years since we last met, and--
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Viper, my dear, we've talked about this. I legally changed my name to Copperfang Scrooge. Were you so tied up with that turtle's sidekick's teachings that you forgot?
 * Sir Hiss: (Offended) I beg your pardon, good sir! Is that anyway to talk to your own niece?
 * Viper: Hiss, don't make him angry.
 * Copperfang: Who is this guy?
 * Viper: Oh, this is my friend, Sir Hiss.
 * Copperfang: Hiss? You mean that chump who abandoned you for a greedy lion prince? Oh, you decided to come back crawling from all that loot you gained.
 * Sir Hiss: Snakes do not crawl! They slither!
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) But where are my manners for a niece who shows the only family compassion for me? What brings you here?
 * Viper: Well, Uncle Copperfang, I came to ask you something.
 * Copperfang: Be quick about it, I'm counting my profits. (Begins drinking some wine)
 * Viper: I came to ask you if you would like come to our Crossover Holiday Festival and spend Christmas with me and my family in four days.
 * Copperfang: (Spits his wine out in shock all over Sir Hiss)
 * Sir Hiss: UGGGH!! Did it expire or something?!? God, why is it I wind up getting covered in alcohol every few moments?
 * Copperfang: Pardon my French, but could you run that by me again?
 * Viper:...Would you like to spend Christmas with us?
 * Copperfang: (Smacks away his money pile with his cane in anger as the money piles onto Sir Hiss) DID THAT RED PANDA MAKE YOU FORGET OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME?!? I do not enjoy Christmas! Have you forgotten what it has done to me, you stupid girl?!?
 * Viper: I was only asking to see if you'd come around!
 * Copperfang:...(Sighs, and takes a deep breath) Viper, I love you like a child, but please, keep your holiday spirit to yourself and I'll keep mine to myself.
 * Viper: I'm sorry. I've tried for years to make you happy after what my family thinks about you.
 * Copperfang:...(Shivers)...I left my family behind me a long time ago. You're the only family comfort I have left. And I must ask you to leave.
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Well, if you insist. Come on, Hiss, let's go. (They both leave)
 * Sir Hiss: (Notices Viper shedding a tear)...I am so sorry, Viper. I knew this would end so badly. What makes him so cold-hearted, anyway?
 * Viper: I'd rather not talk about it. (They both go out the building)
 * Copperfang:...(Looks out the window to see Viper and Hiss leaving)...Bah, humbug!
 * Head Elf: (Santa's elves were busy making toys as usual as a head elf runs towards Santa's office as Santa was sleeping, and the head elf burst in scaring Santa to fall through the floor) SANTA! I'VE GOT URGENT NEWS!!
 * Santa: (Gets himself unstuck from the floor) Ho-Ho-Holy Jingle Bells, what is it, Alfred? Don't you knock, by the way?
 * Alfred: It's the Naughty List! Guess who made top-dog again for the umpteenth time in the row? (Shows a small iPad-like device labeled 'The imNaughty Pad, and Santa looks at the top and sees Lord Copperfang's name on the top of the Naughty List)
 * Santa:...Great Galloping Fruitcake, Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping Scrooge has made the top of the naughty list AGAIN?!?...(Sighs) What are these UUniverses coming to? What naughty deed did that poor bloke do this time?
 * Alfred: Recently or in the past?
 * Santa: Recently.
 * Alfred: Well, first, he had security guards throw 2 donation guys face first into the snow after giving them...er...the tail, I guess? Then he reacted angrily to his own niece, despite keeping his cool. I've never seen him that scroogy before.
 * Santa: (Sighs) He still hasn't learned the true meaning of Christmas, has he? (Checks a matching device called the 'imNice Pad', and finds SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi's names by order on the top)...Alfred, find Teddy and Dougie and tell Teddy to go to the Dragon Temple to pick up SpongeBob SquarePants and tell Dougie to find Spyro and Kairi. Oh, and while you're at it, get my wife to make refreshments. We're going to have some company.
 * Alfred: Uh, why do you want us to get SpongeBob?
 * Santa: Well, I gotta talk to him, Spyro and Kairi about Copperfang and that terrible scroogy spell of his.
 * Alfred: Say no more, Santa! Oh, and uh, who's coming for dinner?
 * Santa: It will be just SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro for today, Alfred.
 * Alfred: ON IT! (Zooms off in unbelieveable speeds)
 * Speaker:...Sir, one of your employees requests a meeting with you.
 * Copperfang: Which one?
 * Savana: John Chihuahua, sir.
 * Copperfang: (Gets curious) Send him in. (John the Chihuahua enters the office)...Well, if it isn't my absolute favorite employee, John Chihuahua. What brings you to my office?
 * John: Well, senior, I want to talk business with you.
 * Copperfang: (Surprised) Business?
 * John: Well, the other employees and I were wondering--
 * Copperfang: Yes?
 * John:...Well, as you know, since Christmas is four days away and we know you don't like Christmas and what it did to you in the past, and we mean no disrespect bringing that up to you again because of it, but we were wondering if we could have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off?
 * Copperfang:...Well...I suppose so. But I'll have to duct you and the other employees half of next week's pay right after you receive your Christmas bonuses.
 * ???: NO!! (Copperfang and John looked to see other employees at the front door)
 * James:...Awkward.
 * Copperfang:...Well, if that's really what you want, then fine! You beloved employees can all take Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, but be back here on Boxing Day and work 24 hours to make up for the two missed days and your pay ducts.
 * John: Well, thanks, senior. I thought you were gonna try to trick or threaten us into changing our minds--
 * Copperfang: Miss Savania, put the 'Help Wanted' sign back up, I think our entire staff mysteriously vanished into thin air.
 * Crab Employee: We'll be back on Boxing Day and make up for our pay ducts, sir.
 * James: Absolutely. (The other employees nod in agreement)
 * Copperfang: (Chuckling) I knew you would. (Goes back to counting his profits) I certainly did.
 * Alfred: Alright, Teddy and Dougie. Front and center! I have an urgent mission for you both.
 * Teddy a Fat Elf: What's that?
 * Alfred: We got a serious problem regarding Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping who made top dog on the naughty list, for the umpteenth time in a row.
 * Teddy: Again?
 * Dougie a Skinny Elf: What did that stingy grouch do to get Top Dog this time?
 * Alfred: You mean recently, right?
 * Dougie: Yep. Fire away, Alfred.
 * Alfred: First off, he had 2 donation guys tossed out face in snow after giving him 'the tail', then he got angry at his niece for trying to invite him for a Christmas party, as well as counts of being too bossy to his employees, but that's his common offense, you boys are aware of that, right? Our main concern is what I meant first and second.
 * Teddy: Of course, so what is the plan?
 * Alfred: Santa wants us to bring SpongeBob SquarePants, Spyro, and the Seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, to him so the big man can warn them about Copperfang.
 * Dougie: So you want us to get the sleigh, hitch up the reindeer, get SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi and bring them here?
 * Alfred: Yeah, that's the idea in the nutshell.
 * Teddy: Alfred, After we get SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, you do realize we'll have to giude them safely through the Miser Brothers' Territories?
 * Alfred: I take it those two are at it again, huh?
 * Teddy: Yeah!
 * Dougie: Yeah, not even birds can fly there without getting mistaken for minions of each other.
 * Teddy: Those two can really have a go at each other and anyone crazy enough to fly over their turf.
 * Alfred: Yes, but unfortunately, we have no choice. It's a straight shot from here to the Dragon Temple where SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro live, which is the easy part.
 * Dougie: And the hard part is?
 * Alfred: We have to guide the three through both the Miser Brother's Territories, and their crazy attempts to hurt each other, and you bunch unharmed.
 * Teddy: (Gulps) I feel uneasy about this.
 * Dougie: Look, this ain't our first time at the rodeo, kid! We did worse missions than this. Remember when we migrated the yeti tribe to a better location away from Santa's Workshop?
 * Teddy: Oh don't remind me, Dougie!
 * Alfred: He's right! We gotta focus on the task at hand here. Come on, let's get the team.
 * Teddy: Okay...uh...who's the team again?
 * Dougie: He means the reindeer, Ted.
 * Teddy: Oh, right.
 * Alfred: (Eight familiar reindeer are seen in their feeding pens as the three elves appeared) ATTEN-TION!! (The reindeer got up in a military stand pose)
 * Donner: (In a Jim Cummings voice) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen, and yours truly, reporting for duty, Alfred!
 * Teddy:...Uh...Why do the reindeer sound Russian?
 * Alfred: We got the DreamWorks Madagascar variation as a transfer.
 * Dougie: Sorry, what?
 * Alfred: Well, as you are aware, our Santa ain't the only Santa, so these aren't the only reindeer, and we ain't the only elves. The UUniverses is insanely vast, and a majority of worlds celebrate Christmas, so there has to be a Santa to meet each one. Sometimes we like to transfer reindeer around since certain Santas have a knack with machines like ours does, and we got the ones from one of the DreamWorks versions. These guys are very strict and militant, and they don't play nicely with creatures from Antarctica because they have this crazy thought that Santa used to live in the South Pole, and bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor, which was nothing more than an urban legend.
 * Donner: That's what I keep telling South Polers, but do they listen? NIET! And what's worse, they seduced Cupid!
 * Cupid: HEY, Private was a very special guy!
 * Alfred: Enough of that, you two! You've got a job to do here!
 * Donner: Afraid, what is big problem?
 * Alfred: Short and simple, Copperfang is top dog on the Naughty List, and Santa thinks he may be on the verge to be a serious problem. We're all aware that he's a toy owner who learned how to wield terrible magic from a book of spells he found in a basement. If mad enough, he can use a powerful spell that can turn anyone just like him.
 * Teddy: A snake?
 * Dougie: An old guy?
 * Donner: Reptile?
 * Alfred: More along the lines of being a Scrooge! Specifically, a person who hates Christmas. He knows a spell that can turn anyone who's heart is not pure enough and the weak-minded into Scrooges. However, it has drawbacks. One, it goes away after Christmas. And does anyone know the greatest drawback of all?
 * Teddy: It's a rare spell only the strongest warlock knows?
 * Alfred: Close, but no! (To reindeer) Any of you? (The other reindeer except Cupid and Donner just shrugged 'I don't know')...Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Anyway, we need you eight to help us find three people and bring them to Santa. You might know them by SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Donner: You mean that purple dragon, that hero sponge, and that charming as hell Princess of Heart? You kidding, they're friends of South Polers!
 * Cupid: Donner, I grow tired of your lousy hatred for those penguins! You can't blame them for not listening to reason. I wasn't able to tell Private about it, who I trusted to tell his comrades about. That would've solved problem in 10 seconds flat.
 * Donner: Cupid, that's enough talk! I forbid you from seeing that penguin again on this mission!
 * Cupid: Oh, pfft, who do you think you are, my father?
 * Alfred: I said that's enough! Donner, I want you to behave while on this mission, and give Cupid the respect she deserves, and respect her wishes. Is that clear?
 * Donner:...(Sighs) For the sake of Christmas not being ruined, then I shall accept.
 * Alfred: Alright then! Move out!
 * Alfred: (The elves are seen flying on the sleigh and reindeer) Be careful, Donner! This is a warzone waiting to happen!
 * Donner: Oh, pfft, we've gotten our Santa Claus out of situations like this all the time. We enjoy a little action every once in a while. These stupid feuding Miser Bros. don't scare us! Come to think of it, where are they?
 * Teddy: Yeah, seems quiet so far. I mean, nothing dangerous happened yet--
 * Alfred: WATCH OUT!!! (The elves scream as a fireball and an icicle hit on impact as a familiar song is heard)
 * Donner: And here comes their trademark songs, kiddies!
 * Heat Miser: (Notices the group) Ohh! Well don't just stand there! Elves! Santa's Stealth Ops! Ooh, they must be on their way to get kids to start thinking about a White Christmas again!
 * Alfred: (Via megaphone) Actually, we're on an important mission to get a sponge, a dragon and girl! We don't mean any harm, don't open fire!
 * Heat Miser: LIARS! START FIRING!
 * Donner: Reindeer, start evasive maneuvers! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (They start dodging the attacks)
 * Heat Miser: Wha--what kind of reindeer are they totin'?
 * Snow Miser: NICE MISS! I'VE SEEN HOTTER SHOTS IN THE VOLCANIC ERUPTION OF MT. ST HELENS!!
 * Heat Miser: OH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!!
 * Snow Miser: AS YOU WISH!! (Starts firing icicles at the sleigh)
 * Teddy: Oh, classic Miser Bros, competing for superiority!
 * Donner: HAH, we can handle icicles! (They dodge the icicles)
 * Snow Miser: Wow! Santa must be paying those reindeer BIG TREATS for getting through this.
 * Heat Miser: Huh, déjà vu!
 * Snow Miser: AHHHHHH, SHADDAP!! (The reindeer got them through safely)
 * Heat Miser: THEY GOT AWAY!! THEY GOT AWAAAY!!!
 * Snow Miser: No blitz! It's all your fault, hothead!
 * Heat Miser: No, it was YOURS, cold-shoulder!
 * Snow Miser: Sunburner!
 * Heat Miser: Frostbiter!
 * Snow Miser: Thermophile!
 * Heat Miser: Freezer-Burn!
 * Snow Miser: Lousy-Degree!
 * Heat Miser: Broomball!
 * Snow Miser:...Hellfire!
 * Heat Miser: (Gasps) THAT'S IT, IT'S GO TIME, AGAIN!! (They continue the fight as the song continues)
 * Alfred: (Sighs) Will those two ever agree on anything?
 * Teddy: Doubtful.
 * Dougie: But we have to go back into Snow Miser and Heat Miser's domain again once we get SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro.
 * Alfred: And when we bring them through there, Heat Miser's going to realize that we're telling the truth.
 * Teddy: So, how far is the Dragon Realms?
 * Alfred: Let me check the map. If I could just find it in my pockets.
 * John:...Oh, finally, about time to go home! (The other employees agree, and then a well-dressed weasel passed through)
 * James:...Who was that?
 * John: I don't know, but who cares? I was able to have a talk with Copperfang, and live. We're gonna enjoy our Christmas, mi amigo!
 * Speaker: Mr. Copperfang, you have a visitor with interesting business propositions.
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? Well, by all means, let him in! (The weasel walks in)
 * Weasel: Greetings, dear Copperfang. It's nice to finally see you.
 * Copperfang: And...you are?
 * Weasel: I'm Mr. Darwin Weasley. You might know me as the nephew of your old friends, Alan and Drakey.
 * Copperfang: They never told me they had a nephew.
 * Weasel (Darwin): Well, they don't talk about me much, despite the fact that I made them the corporate people you knew they were today. You see, I am the President and CEO of widespread D-Mart stores everywhere, and I have a quite a deal for you since you've done so well for my uncles following their deaths.
 * Copperfang: Wait, you're the owner of D-Mart? The widespread super-store that makes more money than the whole money supply of any world?
 * Darwin: Precisely. People say I make trillions, but heck, that's bread money to me! We make so much money, we're talking zillions. So much, we have to invent a new word for it.
 * Copperfang: BY JOVE, YOU'RE THAT RICH?!?
 * Darwin: Richer than Bruce Wayne!
 * Copperfang: You possess wealth I only wish to get! What is it you want?
 * Darwin: I came to have you sign a contract that guarantees money by the hundreds, maybe in the zillions. I am looking for a toy company to partnership with D-Mart since the last one got shut down, and because you're reputation perceives you, you're the guy I need for the job.
 * Copperfang: Me?
 * Darwin: Of course. My stores are stupidly low on toys from Black Friday and we need to restock on toys before the sales of Christmas go down! And I'm sure even my uncles would allow this.
 * Copperfang:...Really?
 * Darwin: Trust me, gramps! We are supply and demand! We must supply!
 * Copperfang: Supply and demand?
 * Darwin: Of course! That would mean employees will have to work through the weekends, celebrations of any kind, even if it means on Christmas Eve and Day! Trust me, the rewards are worth it, my friend.
 * Copperfang: To be at par with the richest weasel ever? That's a deal I can sink my fangs into! You've got a deal!
 * John:...(Sighs joyfully) Finally, after all these years of hard work, Copperfang is finally coming to his senses.
 * James: Yeah, it's very surprising. Maybe he's not so bad after all--
 * Copperfang: (On speaker) Attention all employees. There will be a change in plans. For you see, I have just signed a deal with my old weasel workers' nephew, the President and CEO of D-Mart, Mr. Darwin Weasley! This company is finally gonna become rich. (The employees get excited)
 * James: So that's what that weasel guy was!
 * John: Huh? I'm surprised. I'm actually proud for him--
 * Copperfang: However, sacrifices have to be made. You all are working through Christmas Eve and Day! He has many sales to meet and supply! This is a supply and demand world, and Christmas has no room for a modernized world! That is all. (Ends transmission)
 * Fox Worker: WHAT?!?
 * Crab Worker: NO FAIR!!
 * Badger Worker: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
 * James: OH, COME ON!
 * John: But...but he promised we would have time off!
 * Alfred: Well, gentlemen, if my calcuations are correct, we're finally heading into Dragon Realms airspace.
 * Teddy: So, how do we find them now that this place has become more civilized with other animals from other worlds since Malefor's downfall?
 * Cupid: Don't worry, Teddy, we'll find them! All we have to do is find the Dragon Temple. That's where they live.
 * Alfred: (Suddenly, something in his pocket vibrates) What the--? (Takes out his imNaughty Pad device) Oh, great! My imNaughty Pad is acting up again! (Reads it)...Oh, no, it's Copperfang again!
 * Teddy: What did he do now?
 * Alfred: Well, let's see. (Presses the screen, and a view of Copperfang's office is seen as several employees are protesting)
 * John: Boss, with all do respect, what's wrong with you? What in the Santa Compaña is going on?
 * Copperfang: Darwin offered me a better deal, that's all.
 * Darwin: Everybody calm down! I know this upsets you, but this is just business we're talking about.
 * James: But this isn't fair!
 * Copperfang: Sorry, James, but life isn't fair! You'll have to deal with it if you want to keep this job.
 * John: But senior, you promised!
 * Copperfang: I'm changing the promise! I'll let you off once Christmas is over and Darwin's deal with me is complete. Christmas is just another work day, and anyone who thinks otherwise should be boiled in his own pudding!
 * James: Well, that's not very nice!
 * John: But senior, Christmas is a time for giving. A time to be with one's family.
 * Copperfang: DO NOT REMIND ME OF FAMILY, JOHN! Family means nothing to me anymore. And as for Christmas, I say 'Bah, humbug'!
 * James: And I say 'Merry Christmas', 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'! Sir, you never keep your word with these things, and you're not being fair to us employees. Can't you just have a heart for once?
 * Copperfang: I don't want anymore protesting from all of you! Get back to work, or I'm calling in security! (The bulldog guards come out with nightsticks, everyone moans sadly, and leaves the office)
 * Darwin:...Wow, sir, you need to keep your employees on a tighter leash.
 * Teddy: What just happened?!?
 * Alfred: I'm afraid things with Copperfang just got worse. He broke his promise of letting his employees off because of his greed. I'm afraid we need to find that Temple and fast!
 * Dougie: Indeed. Donner, full speed ahead!
 * Donner: As you wish! (They speed up)
 * John: (Going back to his post with James as tears fall down his eyes)...How could he break his promise?
 * James: And here, I thought he had finally changed.
 * John: Ay carumba, this is bad! What am I gonna tell my family? What am I gonna tell...*Sniffs* Teeny Tom? (Gonzo and Rizzo are seen watching them from out the window)
 * Gonzo:...(Sighs) Well, folks, Santa's worries are very justified indeed. Copperfang's lone interest in wealth has made him forget his sense of morality.
 * Rizzo: Geez, I thought he was a grouch before, but this?! Breaking a promise to a poor underpaid Chihuahua? That's like piling a whole MOUNTAIN of snow on us. Aren't those elves gonna get the Lodgers yet?
 * Gonzo: Rizzo, Santa insturcted those elves to bring only SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi to him. I assure you that the Lodgers will find out about Copperfang's scroogy attitude in good time. But all in all, Christmas may be looking at trouble.
 * Copperfang: (Heads towards his limo where his Condor butler waits for him) Take me home, Henry.
 * Condor Butler (Henry): Yes, sir. (Copperfang gets in the limo)
 * ???: SIR, WAIT! (John appears from out the door)
 * Copperfang: Uh, on second thought, take me to my usual lunch spot, and step on it!
 * John: PLEASE, SIR! THINK ABOUT MY SON!! (The limo just drives off in the streets leaving John coughing at the limo smoke)...(Sighs) ¿Cómo voy a cuidar de mi hijo ahora? (Spanish: How am I gonna take care of my son now?) (John sheds a tear, and walks back into the building)
 * Henry: Pardon my curiosity, sir, but, what was that about? Didn't he say something about...a son?
 * Copperfang: Oh, just Jonathan's sob story about his sick son. You know, it's just natural selection. If he's gonna die, let him. His death will ease the problem of the surplus population, and one less mouth to feed. Why bother to care for someone who's death is eventual? (Henry didn't respond)...Henry? What's up?
 * Henry: Oh, nothing, I was just asking. I...I didn't wanted to engage conversation.
 * Copperfang: Good.
 * Henry: ("Oh dear! Always so negative! I know somewhere under all that self-entitled wealth-loving rudeness is a better snake. Especially for his...niece, the only member of his family who shows any respect for him.")
 * Copperfang: I think today was a special and grand day, Henry. I just signed a tremendous deal with Darwin Weasley.
 * Henry: You mean the President of D-Mart, sir?
 * Copperfang: And the nephew of Alan and Drakey that I didn't know existed. I wonder why the two didn't tell me about him?...Anyway, to my usual melon collie lunch spot. My stomach is starting to twist.
 * Henry: 'Melon Collie', sir?
 * Copperfang: It's a term for my depression of Christmas, Henry.
 * Henry: Right, sir.
 * Copperfang: (He and Henry arrive as the people in the store look at him with surprise, anger and disinterest)...
 * Henry: Sir, why are the people looking at you like that?
 * Copperfang: Probably because of the usual ways they think about me. Now let's go. (They arrive to a French Poodle waiter)
 * French Poodle: Ah, bonjour, monsieur Copperfang! Your usual table?
 * Copperfang: That would be lovely, Andre.
 * Copperfang: (Slithers into his seat) Ahh, nothing like a nice meal after a sweet deal to sweeten the taste of profit. (Sighs joyfully as several people in the café look at him disinterested)...What are you looking at me for? (They left their table)...Yeesh, you'd think they'd treat an old person with some respect. (Henry looks at him for that statement)...What?
 * ???: Ahh, what a remarkable coincidence! (Darwin appears) How lucky am I to run into my honorable client in my favorite café in the town?
 * Copperfang: Darwin, what a pleasent surprise to see you here!
 * Darwin: (Sits down) I was going to go to your office and tell you about this whole deal we made. (Andre the Poodle appeared)
 * Andre: Would you like your usual, Mr. Copperfang?
 * Copperfang: No, I'm starting to cut back on those fattening dumplings and chicken. Just give me a turkey and mozzarella cheese sandwich with some tomato soup. Any of you want something?
 * Henry: I'm not hungry, thank you.
 * Darwin: I'd like just 1 dumpling and a some tomato soup.
 * Coppefang: And we'll just have water.
 * Andre: Coming right up. (Leaves)
 * Darwin: Well, Copperfang, I told the board about you, and they love ya! Your company's perfect for ensured sales! And we both are gonna benefit from this!
 * Copperfang: Wonderful news, Darwin! Just wonderful!
 * Darwin: I can see the future, gramps! You and I are both gonna benefit from this! We'll become marketing gods among men.
 * Copperfang: (Andre comes with their water) Well in that case, a toast to the new era of Copperfang & Weasley businesses all around! (They clink their cups together)
 * Darwin: I can imagine tomorrow being the best day of our lives already! (They take a sip of the water as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from behind a window)
 * Gonzo:...While the two business men enjoyed their lunch and success, Alfred, Teddy and Dougie arrived in the Dragon Realms and are about to drop Teddy off in the swamp to go get SpongeBob while Dougie and Alfred get Spyro and Kairi who are ready for Christmas caroling with the Digidestined and the other children.
 * Teddy: Oh, why do I have to be in a swamp? (Glowing eyes are watching Teddy walk through the murky water) It's so, icky, and gross, and icky, and now snowy, and icky. And icky! Did I mention that? (Stomps are heard, and Teddy turns around to see a swamp golem) YIPE, A SWAMP GOLEM!! (He makes a run for it, and gets out a snowglobe which creates a portal and vanishes trough it, confusing the Swamp Golem)
 * Teddy: (Enters SpongeBob's room panting after escaping the Swamp Golem)...Okay, I so don't ever wanna do that again! That place was dangerous! How could it get--(Spears are suddenly pointed at Teddy) AAAHHAAHH!!! (He is surrounded by Shen's wolves)
 * Wolf: STOP RIGHT THERE, INTRUDER!
 * Wolf #2: WHICH OF THE VILLAIN TEAMS ARE YOU WORKING FOR, SPY?
 * Teddy: I'm not one of them!
 * Teddy: (He is thrown in a cell) Aw, come on!
 * Boss Wolf: Alright, shorty, who are you? One of Cobra's many butt-ugly abominations, or Chrysalis's changelings? What about one of Dark Dragon's holographic-disguise machine soldiers? Or are you the same thing with Dr. Nefarious?
 * Teddy: Uh, do I look like someone who would be using a holographic disguise, or any of that other rubbish? I'm one of Santa's elves, and I need to see SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi for something important.
 * Boss Wolf: What kind of fool do you take me for? Villains aren't familiar with our turf that much, and one of our spies saw you being chased by one of our Swamp Golem neighbors!
 * Teddy: I'm telling the truth! Santa sent me and a few others to--
 * Boss Wolf: THERE'S MORE?!? Who else is in on it?
 * Teddy: Okay, this isn't something your boss, Lord Shen, would expect you to do. You usually don't do anything with intruders unless Lord Shen allows it.
 * Boss Wolf:...How do you know that?
 * Teddy: I'm one of Santa's elves, of course. We see things you do and what you did just like Santa! Don't believe me? Then you can just consider yourselves on the Naughty List forever!
 * ???: What is going on here? (Lord Shen arrives)...Who is that guy?
 * Boss Wolf: He's some guy we found sneaking in the swamps. We think he's impersonating one of Santa's elves.
 * Lord Shen: AND YOU THREW HIM IN A CELL WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION?!? What do I pay you guys for, let this poor soul go!
 * Boss Wolf: You don't pay us at all!
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade)
 * Boss Wolf: Okay, sorry! (Lets Teddy go)
 * Lord Shen: Sorry about that, sir. Boss Wolf was just being his stupid self again as usual. Now tell me, who are you?
 * Teddy: Teddy. Teddy Elfenstein. I work for Santa Claus, as you'd expect I would.
 * Lord Shen: And how will I know that you're not a spy for the Villain League, or any other villain team?
 * Teddy: The Villains aren't even active this time of year. Even they can't bring themselves to do something nasty on Christmas. It would embarrass them greatly.
 * Lord Shen: Are you sure?
 * Teddy: Yes. I cross my heart!
 * Lord Shen:...Okay, you'll have to take it up with the others. They'll see if you're worth trusting or not.
 * Teddy: I've got nothing to worry about, then. (They leave)
 * Boss Wolf: (Lord Shen looks at him angrily as he chuckles nervously) Uh, oops!
 * Lord Shen: Consider yourself lucky, if this poor soul was killed in any way thanks to you, you would've been on the Naughty List this year!
 * Boss Wolf: Sorry, sir.
 * Alfred: (He and Dougie are seen searching the city for Spyro and Kairi on their sleigh until Alfred's imNaughty Pad vibrates again) Oh, boy, what did Copperfang do this--(Sees Boss Wolf's name on the Naughty List)...Boss Wolf? What's he doing on the Naughty List? (Taps the name and his actions against Teddy are seen)...Wow...that was rather strange.
 * Dougie: What is it, Alfred?
 * Alfred: Apparently, Boss Wolf from the Shell Lodge Squad got himself on the Naughty List for nearly killing Teddy without Shen's permission thinking he was a spy for any of the villain teams. Not surprising that Lord Shen's only 89% worthy of getting on the Naughty List after his actions about Discord crashing the party.
 * Dougie: Why would Boss Wolf think immediately that Teddy was a villain spy?
 * Alfred: He was probably doing it for Shen's over-protective actions against Kairi. Remember the time Lord Cobra posed as the Easter Bunny and Chrysalis and those changelings of hers were posing as baby chicks?
 * Dougie: How could those Leagers pull that o--...Oh, yeah! Bunnymund didn't take kindly to that event, either.
 * Alfred: But at least Teddy was saved. But right now, we need to focus on finding Spyro and Kairi. They're second and third on the Nice List, so they're sure to know we're Santa's real elves.
 * Dougie: And what about Lord Cobra and those Leaguers? Since it was their fault that Teddy was almost killed for setting a trap on an Easter Sunday, what will become of them?
 * Alfred: I'm sure you know the punishment. We'll get some of those coal launchers and give them what they deserve.
 * Dougie: Coal launchers? Didn't you say we'd never use those since they're basically like modern versions of stoning?
 * Donner: Oh, relax, launching coal hasn't caused any casualties for our Santa. All it does is knock people out. That is as long as he keeps his rule of firing only one hunk of coal to strike meanies unless it misses.
 * Alfred: Exactly. We elves have trained ourselves enough with the gift launchers, and I'm sure we can use the coal launchers to the same effect.
 * Donner: Yes. It's much better than using guns, which is obviously out of character for person like Santa. I've seen videos on YouTube depicting Santa using guns, and damn, are they offensive.
 * Alfred: It'll be fun, too.
 * Dougie: Wait, I just thought of something. What if the Villain League gets suspicious of us, too? It's not an every day occurrence that Christmas elves wanna just come and launch coal at them.
 * Alfred: Their suspicion of us won't happen and I'm sure Boss Wolf has learned his lesson. Though he doesn't know he's on the Naughty List now, he'll learn eventually. We won't use the coal launchers on him, though, that wouldn't be very necessary seeing how he's a hero. But I'll tell Santa about it just in case. (Takes out an iPhone, and prepares to call Santa)
 * Dougie: Uh, Alfred? Is it me, or are we above some kind of military bases?
 * Alfred: What're you talking about?
 * Dougie: Look! (They see that they're flying over a military base)
 * Alfred: Oh, boy, we all know how aggressive the military can be. Wait, since when was there a military base in New York--(Suddenly, they are being followed by 2 military helicopters)
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: You are in restricted airspace! Leave now or we will be forced to shoot you down.
 * Dougie: NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT! WE COME IN PEACE!!
 * Alfred: Uh, Donner, I think it's time to go!
 * Dougie: Get us to Spyro and Kairi's location and step on it, quick!
 * Donner: Roger, let's step on it, comrades! (The Sleigh disappeared from the sight of the helicopters at a very fast speed)
 * Helicopter Pilot:...Whoa! I think I need to lay off the pills, because I must be seeing things.
 * Helicopter Pilot #2: No, we saw it, too, lieutenant. But at least they're gone, so let's go back to base and call it a day. They're having milk and cookies.
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: Oh boy, my favorite!
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are on the top of a tree and see Kairi, Spyro and their friends hiking through the woods on the sidewalk heading for the next town to carol and don't notice them) Our heroes are unaware of the problems at hand, and the elves have their own problems of being accused as Villain Leaguers in disguise because of past events.
 * Rizzo: Boy, I can't believe Boss Wolf accused an elf as a spy all because of the Villain League disguising as holiday figures in the past. At least Teddy didn't die. That would be out of character for our great heroes.
 * Gonzo: And Boss Wolf learned his lesson...or at least he will when Christmas arrives. Anyway, after the elves got away from the military helicopters, Alfred has already informed Santa of Boss Wolf's actions and Teddy is now being introduced to SpongeBob, and he will be told about the whole thing in due time. As for the rest, Spyro and Kairi and their friends are in for a suprise when some of their invited guests come to pick them up and take them to the next town.
 * Rizzo: Where?
 * Gonzo: Over that glade.
 * Rizzo: When?
 * Gonzo: Right...about...now!
 * (Some sleigh bells jingle as a beautiful green and long sleigh pulled by four white horses with Rutt and Tuke hitched up at the front with Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Max Goof with most of the Jungle Adventure Crew inside and Genie is driving the sleigh with Fu Dog at the front seat while Tantor, since there's not enough room for an elephant was following behind with Terk riding on him)
 * Sparx: Hey, what's going on here?
 * Spyro: It's some of our old friends, Sparx.
 * Kairi: (Applaudes) Nice singing, guys.
 * Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!
 * Tai: So, how was the travel?
 * Fu Dog: It was great.
 * King Julian: Yes, it lifts my spirit to be feeling the Christmas time again. I am even looking forward to getting back on the Naughty List! (Gets out a coconut) COCONUT FIGHT! (Throws it towards Kairi, but Spyro catches it)
 * Spyro: Whoa, there, cream puff! We don't need any of your silly antics this year.
 * Mort: (Zips up to Julian's feet) I can be the coconut! (Julian flings him off) WHOA!!
 * Timon: Would you guys like to come with us back to the Temple?
 * Kairi: Well, we just sent the children back home, and we were actually gonna have a brief look around, but I guess we could go home. I hear Uncle Shen was preparing something for me and Spyro after Squidward was grumbling about it.
 * Daisy: Well, then, hop on, and we'll--
 * Pumbaa: HOLY KRINGLE! LOOK AT THAT!! (Santa's sleigh has arrived and lands right next to The guests' sleigh)
 * Minnie: Oh, dear! I hope the people in there are alive!
 * Cupid: (Appears with the other reindeer) Well, hello there, Miss Kairi!
 * Kairi: Cupid? Donner?
 * Maurice: Oh, boy, you here to harass the Penguins about their silly fantasies about your master?
 * Donner: We've been temporarily transferred to Dragon Realms Santa since his reindeer is taking time off, and hopefully before Christmas Day. As for our Santa, he's using special new sleigh that Comet built for him in the event that we should help any other Santa. If he were to get other transfers, MAN, would there be infinite number of reindeer transfers.
 * Spyro: Comet is an inventor? (Comet nods 'yes')
 * Donner: Yeah, he's very good at making machinery even with hooves. I have to speak for him since me and Cupid are only ones who speak.
 * Donald: Odd how a reindeer can invent.
 * Mickey: By the way, who was driving you guys?
 * ???: I told you I should've taken the ropes!
 * ???: Hey, I'm still practicing here, okay, you don't have to be a d--
 * ???: Shhh, I think they're noticing us. (They both crawl out from the sleigh, and reveal themselves)
 * Alfred: Spyro, Kairi, there you are!
 * Goofy: Oh, what do you know, Christmas elves! Gawrsh, who knew they were bad at riding a sleigh?
 * Dougie: I'm just practicing, that's all. Anyway, we came to find Spyro and Kairi. We have something urgent to discuss with you two and SpongeBob.
 * Spyro: You do?
 * Alfred: Yes. We chose you to help us since you three are the first three on the Nice List.
 * Spyro: We're all on the top of the Nice List?...Well, that's great to know, isn't it?
 * King Julian: Well, tell me, Mr. and Mr. Christmas Elves, am I on the Naughty List?
 * Dougie: No, you don't seem to be, why?
 * Cynder: Don't ask, the answer would make him look more stupid than he already is.
 * Spyro: Well, can we talk about this at the Dragon Temple? If we do it out in the open, someone's sure to notice us.
 * Kairi: Plus, Uncle Shen worries about me a lot.
 * Alfred: Very well, then. Reindeer, get the sleigh ready.
 * Lord Shen: (With Teddy and the other Shell Lodgers)...And he claims that he wants to see SpongeBob for something very important concerning someone who might mess up Christmas this year.
 * Merlin: Well, I sense no darkness in him. In fact, even his heart is beating to the sound of Jingle Bells. So that means he's a real Christmas elf.
 * Alex: I still can't believe Boss Wolf nearly had him killed.
 * Marty: Oh, he's gonna be on the Naughty List for sure, now!
 * Boss Wolf: I said I was sorry, guys!
 * Teddy: No, no, it's okay, I forgive you. That's what Christmas elves do in situations like this. Too bad I can't check if you're on the Naughty List since I don't have an imNaughty Pad like my boss, Alfred, does. He and my friend, Dougie, are searching for Spyro and Kairi so they can tell them about all this.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you've come to the right sponge, Teddy. We'll help you anyway we can.
 * Lord Shen: I'm glad I didn't let my over-protective side get the best of me since it's Christmas. If I did, I wouldn't have been a wise general. We all remember how the Villain League disguised themselves as the Easter Bunny, and a few other holiday icons to kidnap Kairi. So, what do we do?
 * Teddy: I'm afraid Santa asked for just SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Lord Shen:...You're kidding, right? You're letting Kairi out with only two Lodgers who can barely protect her as well as an entire group?
 * Teddy: It's true. I know you want to protect Kairi, but your reputation, and your behavior with Discord today has left you 89% worthy of making it to the Naughty List. We know in our gut that someone like that would wind up screwing up the mission. Plus, the Workshop's shield won't allow people close to the Naughty List to enter. I assure you, Santa has the best protection in the UUniverses. Your niece will be safe from any harm.
 * Lord Shen:...Hmm...I don't know. Perhaps I'm getting fooled again.
 * Shifu: Shen, he is not what you think he is. He's telling the truth. We sense no darkness in his heart.
 * Lord Shen: I'm not buying it! Get out the lie detector, BW, maybe you're not gonna make it to the Naughty List after all.
 * Shifu: Boss Wolf, don't! Shen, don't make it hard for Teddy than it already is.
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. I assure you, Kairi will be safe. I haven't been wrong before, you know.
 * Lord Shen:...Very well. I'll allow it. (The doors open as Spyro and Kairi's group, along with the reindeer, Alfred, and Dougie arrive)
 * Kairi: Hey, guys, we're back! And we've got some guests with us.
 * Private: CUPID!
 * Cupid: Private! (The two hug)
 * Skipper: NORTH POLERS!!
 * Donner: SOUTH POLERS!!
 * Alfred: Donner, what did I tell you?
 * Donner:...Forgive me, I have promised to be on best behavior on this trip.
 * Alex: Why do you guys have our Santa's reindeer?
 * Dougie: They're transfers. The Dragon Realms Santa needed some substitutes, so we got these guys until the other reindeer are ready.
 * Alfred: We're glad Teddy is okay after what Boss Wolf had pulled. Sadly, he's gotten himself on the Naughty List for that. I'm sorry.
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! There goes my squirty gun and my yo-yo! (Everyone looks at him weird)...What?
 * Alfred: But you do realize that this has sparked a risk of the Villain League finding out we were onto them, right?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, they're not the ones to back down instantly by just saying 'peace on earth, and good will toward men'.
 * Gilda: Can they help it? Santa surely loads them up with those black rocks every year.
 * Fidget: Can we go on to why these elves are here?
 * Alfred: Oh, of course. You see, an old uncle of a certain viper you have in your team has apparently made it to the top of the Naughty List for the umpteenth time in a row.
 * Crane:...That must've been the guest that Viper was referring to.
 * Alfred: Yes. His name is Lord Copperfang. He's been known to own a toy company, and his greed leaves him to do cruel business regulations, and even cancels holiday celebrations just to make his company the best in the UUniverses. Recently, his profile of naughtiness is...(Checks his imNaughty Pad again)...Kicking two money-collectors out of his office after giving them the finger, or the tail as I might call it, reacting badly to Viper's offer to visit this place, and as of recently, breaking his promise of letting his employees go off for the holidays after signing a deal with a super-store CEO.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's the meanest thing I've ever heard. I haven't seen something like that since Mickey's Christmas Carol Special.
 * Alfred: Yes. He's also a magic warlock who has been planning to put a curse on the Dragon Realms that will turn a lot of people into scrooges. Which is why we need you three to help us.
 * SpongeBob: Has he done anything else in the past?
 * Alfred: Oh, lots. You see, he- (Viper and Sir Hiss arrive and see Viper sobbing softly)
 * Tigress: Viper, Hiss!
 * Viper: My guest refused my request, guys. He's still not in the mood for anything Christmas-related. I- ...Wait, who are those guys?
 * Shifu: Christmas elves who work for the Dragon Realms Santa. They came to ask SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to help with something regarding your uncle.
 * Viper:...They told you about Copperfang?
 * Po: Yes. They say that he's been doing some pretty mean crap recently including him shunning you two. He's apparently attempting to put a curse on everyone to make them hate Christmas.
 * Viper: (Sighs) Well, it's true, he does know a few spells. I know my uncle isn't a very positive snake, but a Chinese warlock? And I never expected him to be doing something like that. We have to do something.
 * Lord Shen: Actually, they say that only SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi can go. The rest of us can't go.
 * Viper: What?
 * SpongeBob: Santa said it himself.
 * Viper: But...but I have to see Copperfang.
 * Alfred: Sorry, but even though you're on the Nice List, you're not as good as these three since they have the highest spirits. Nothing personal.
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Okay. Good luck, you three. Be careful with my uncle.
 * SpongeBob: Great, let's go. (They don't notice that they're being watched by one of Chrysalis' changelings, who flies away, but the whoosh catches the attention of Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen:...(Gets suspicious) Excuse me, guys, I gotta make a call! (Walks away)
 * Chrysalis: (Translating the Changeling's warning) He says that the Shell Lodgers have thought we were trying to kidnap Kairi by posing as real Christmas elves, which they were. The elves say that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are to go to Santa's Workshop to take care of some greedy and scroogy uncle of Viper's named Copperfang.
 * Lord Cobra: Really? They thought I was hoaxing them? ON CHRISTMAS TIME?!? (Laughs) What do they think I am, a monster? I made a rule not to do evil on Christmas unless provoked. But after all THAT, I say that counts as provoking to me. So we're gonna be going after those three heroes. Plus, this 'Copperfang' fellow can be of grand use to us.
 * Chrysalis: Really?
 * Cobra: Of course. This may be our only chance of getting what WE'VE wanted for Christmas! Well, not for Christmas, but for our entire career. To finally capture the three people we've been trying to capture for years so we can do what we've always wanted to do with them. It's perfect! It's- (Knocking is heard)... Who could that possibly be?
 * Chrysalis: I'll get it! (Opens door, and snarls, only for Cobra to drag her back in)
 * Cobra: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!? I'll handle this. (Opens the door) Sorry about her- (Sees that there is nothing there but a present)...A present?...Well, that's odd.
 * Chrysalis: Let's open it!
 * Cobra: HOLD IT! We don't know what will happen as soon as we open it. Remember the last few times we were given the 'Smurf Present' treatment?
 * Chrysalis:...Well, that makes sense. But how will we know?
 * Cobra:...Hmm...I've got an idea.
 * Junjie: (Sleeps in bed until Cobra and Chrysalis burst in, scaring him straight out of bed) HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!! Don't you two ever KNOCK?!? I could've been naked in here!
 * Cobra: Oh, come on, Junjie, it's Christmas. And we just so happen to have a present for you. (Takes out the present)
 * Junjie:...Really? You're giving me a present? The master of the Villain League is giving me a Christmas present?
 * Chrysalis: Of course. Would we lie?
 * Junjie:...Okay, thanks! (Takes the present and sits in bed ready to open it, and Cobra and Chrysalis chuckle softly as they close the door, and make noises that imitate them walking away, and they look through the peephole)
 * Cobra: This is gonna be fun!
 * Junjie: (When they see Junjie opening the present, they suddenly see that Bunnymund has popped out of it, and punches Junjie to the ceiling where his head gets stuck) OOF!
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis get shocked) What the--?!? What's HE doing here? (Bunnymund hears them with his good hearing, and he opens the door, and finds them)
 * Bunnymund:...Hello, mates! Been a long time. I can't forget the time you impersonated me to get close to Kairi, and had your shapeshifting philo-philes impersonate cute little chickadees to convince them more....It was an Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
 * Cobra:...Really?...You came here all because you wouldn't get over that incident?
 * Bunnymund: Yes, but this is about something else! And after how you used me to prank your poor foxy bloke, this has just turned personal. (The camera goes onto the fortress, as a thwack is heard, and the two are flung through the roof and out into the distance screaming) THAT WAS TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BE A BURDEN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!! (On radio) This is Bunnymund to Shen, the two burdens are taken care of.
 * Lord Shen: (On radio) Good work, kangarabbit, now those two won't be a problem for those three.
 * Bunnymund: A 'kangarabbit'? Really?
 * Lord Shen: Just go back home, big boy!
 * Bunnymund: You know what, go bite yourself, whitey! (Ends transmission, opens a hole in the ground, and jumps into it)

Chapter 3: Copperfang's Curse/A Rough Trip to the North Pole/Santa's Warning/The Miser Bros' Misleading
Copperfang's Limo Copperfang's Mansion Inside the Mansion The Dragon Temple Temple Doors (Viper, Copperfang, and the tainted antiheros sing this) Santa's Workshop Sleigh Altitude Cupid's Happy Thought Reality Dragon Temple Meanwhile... Villain League Fortress Later... Later... Dragon Temple Copperfang Manor Later... (This song played) Sleigh Altitude New Years Eve 2012 Valentine's Day 2013 St. Patrick's Day 2013 Present Meanwhile... Sleigh Altitude Sleigh Altitude Flame Mountain Base Santa's Workshop Meanwhile... Santa's Office Dining Room Meanwhile... Later... Workshop Front Entrance Santa's Office Resting Quarters Cutaway Present Workshop Outskirts Salamander Infantry Refuge Later... Dragon Temple Cutaway Present
 * Copperfang: A great feast to end a great day, isn't it, Henry?
 * Henry: Indeed, sir.
 * Copperfang: Now to return home, and relax.
 * Gonzo: (Appears from inside a trash can as some Christmas carolers are seen singing, and Rizzo comes out from the can right next to him and spits out the filth) Copperfang lived in a mansion which was once owned by Alan and Drakey Weasley who, as you know, died of a poison-dart frog incident.
 * Rizzo: That was actually their fault, too. The poison-dart frog was homeless, and those two brothers had the bowels to swindle him, provoking the poor frog into using his toxic skin to poison and kill them. Well, I say it serves them right.
 * Gonzo: I'd say that, too. The mansion they left for Copperfang is as bleak and lonely as he is. And worst of all, he is not very fond of carolers like the ones over there.
 * Rizzo: Oh, he's coming! (The two hide inside the trash can again as the limo stopped, and Copperfang got out just to notice the carolers)
 * Copperfang: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN BEFORE I GET OUT MY SHOTGUN!! (The carolers screamed and got off of Copperfang's property) Hmmph, perhaps they could learn a thing or two about not trespassing on other people's property! (Enters the mansion as Gonzo and Rizzo pop out again, and Rizzo spits out the filth again)
 * Rizzo: I have to admit, for Muppets that pop out from nowhere, we sure do appear anywhere no matter how sanitary that place is.
 * Gonzo: Apperently, Lord Shen took his position of protecting his adopted niece seriously since the Villain League impersonated that bunny. Not to mention he had to call in that bunny to ensure that they wouldn't do anything nasty on their way to the North Pole. They were lucky to have realized the terrible things that Copperfang intended to do with his ill-gotten magic. Copperfang wanted to do it because of what just happened here. He wants peace and quiet, and just wants the carolers to 'shut up and mind their own business', as he said. He called it 'The Dark Man's Scrooginess'.
 * Rizzo: Wait, I thought he didn't do it yet.
 * Gonzo: Of course he didn't! I was just explaining. Of course, given enough time, he will do it soon enough. Little does he know that fate has something different in store for him.
 * Rizzo: Ok, I'm skeptical of this guy being a Chinese warlock. He looks nothing of the sort.
 * Gonzo: Anyway, ever since he neglected Viper's invitation to the Holiday Crossover Festival, Copperfang has decided to make an example of the Lodge by teaching them that he is not fond of Christmas at all by casting his curse on all holiday lovers.
 * Rizzo: Still skeptical.
 * Copperfang: (Copperfang was looking at a book with a magical symbol on it, and the contents are written in Chinese) I have to tell you, Henry, I am glad that I found this book. It taught me so much about magic, and boy did they help me over the past few years. Sad that the book belonged to my warthog maid who was quite a relic-collector. It took a simple agreement for her to allow me to keep it. All I had to do was give her a job, and I did. I made her my...well...maid.
 * Henry: Sir, I don't think Ms. Warts and I are agreeable with what you're doing with the spells her book had taught you.
 * Warthog (Miss Warts): Yes. Even though I don't know much, I know that greed consumes your eyes and your mind. By casting this spell, you are taking things way too far.
 * Copperfang: Miss Warts, I've tried everything I could to forget about Christmas, but it's existence has forced me to take drastic measures. And what better way to do that than by using The Dark Man's Scrooginess Curse to make them forget about everything. That way there will be no more carolers on my lawn, no more whiney employees, and more profits and money galore!
 * Miss Warts: I know of most of the spells in that book, and know how to use them. As one who believes in peace and goodwill toward men, I am not prone to use them for personal means like you. I see things that take place in places where no one can comprehend. I've even seen what comes of such greedy people like you or the Weasleys when they die. It is very unpleasant, and the very punishment never ends!
 * Copperfang: I don't wanna hear it, Warts! I know you are a wise person for collecting your various trinkets, but I must not be reminded of anything that reminds me of family. I've had a hard time with it, and it pains me.
 * Henry:...Is that why you hate Christmas, sir? Because of your family disowning you?
 * Warts: The past does not outweigh the future, Copperfang! The past is not something to be ashamed of. Life doesn't always resolve itself. And life isn't always fair. But it's only not fair if you let your problems grow. You let your past get yourself consumed with greed, that there's no way you can go back on your own.
 * Copperfang: Just shut up, and mind your own business! I'm casting this curse, and that's all there is to it. Now leave.
 * Warts: (They both leave, but Warts peeks out) You cannot control your destiny, you can only choose to meet it! I know you will change. (Leaves)
 * Copperfang:...Good, they're gone! Now then, let's begin with my niece's boyfriend and those antihero friends of hers!...(Copperfang begins to quietly chant the curse's incantation)
 * Lord Shen: (He, Cynder, and the other antiheroes were still checking on the preperations in the ballroom) Well, everything appears to be in order. Dear lord, I hope Kairi will be okay after I took care of those Villain Leaguers.
 * Lefou:...Hey, is anyone starting to feel...funny?
 * Riku: Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be sick, or something.
 * Icky: We didn't eat bad fruitcake, did we?
 * Gilda: I don't think its the fruitcake, Ick.
 * Trixie: (Begins glowing green) What is happening to me?
 * Icky: Holy Brachiosaurs!
 * Lord Shen: What in the name of the Divines?!? (Suddenly, Cynder and Riku begin to glow green and transform into their avatar forms)
 * Iago: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?!?
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Cobra, what are you up to, now?
 * Boss Wolf: Uh, sir, I don't think this is Cobra's doing this time. This doesn't feel like his magic. (Suddenly all of Shen's wolves and apes started to glow green too)
 * Lord Shen: Well, if it's not Mang, then who else is capable of such magic?!?
 * Trixie: My God, it must be that Copperfang guy the elves told us about! He's putting the curse on us!
 * Boss Wolf: I'm out of here! (Runs off)
 * Lord Shen: My anti-magic charm! (He tries to run for it, but he freezes in place) AHH...I...I can't move! Must fight it! (He tries, but the spell is too powerful, and he lets out a peacock screech) NOOO!!!
 * Boss Wolf: GOTTA GET TO IGNITUS--(He freezes in place as well)...I...can't...move! (He begins to glow green along with the remaining antiheroes while howling in pain)
 * (Copperfang): It's no use! The Dark Man's Scrooginess cannot be beaten. As of right now, each and every one of you will cease celebrating Christmas, and aid me into making a Christmas to end all Christmases. My business will become the greatest in the UUniverses, and I won't stop for anything ever! Now go out into the realm, ruin Christmas permanently, and spread the curse to others who are weak-minded and do not have pure enough hearts! Kill anyone who does! (Chuckles, and the antiheroes begin getting green pupils and cackle menacingly)
 * Viper: (Sees the antiheroes coming out from the door, and goes over to Sir Hiss) Hiss, where the heck are you going? It's snowing outside, you know we're cold-blooded!
 * Sir Hiss: We're going to go have fun ruffing up Christmas, deary!
 * Viper: You're gonna what?
 * Lord Shen: As general, I declare that you and the others are forbidden to interfere! Boss Wolf, activate lockdown protocol!
 * Boss Wolf: Yes, sir! (He pushes a button)
 * Voice: Initiating Lockdown Protocol. All Passage Outside and Inside Restrained. (A giant force-field surrounds the Temple, and Viper is stuck and unable to go through the shield)
 * Viper: HISS, NO!!
 * Icky: Sorry, dear! Wish you could come along, and trash Christmas with us! NOT! (He and the other antiheroes laughed as they ran off)
 * Viper: Uh-oh! This must be the work of my uncle!
 * Soothsayer: You couldn't be more right. We must hurry to the others.
 * Santa: (A loud alarm is raised as all of the elves paused from making toys. Santa is woken up from the alarm wails, and crashes through the floor again)...Aw, candy canes, I just fixed this floor! Oh, well! (Checks a giant monitor, and sees a view of the world as green icons in a small area turn to red) Uh-oh! I knew this day would come! (Takes out a Christmas-colored iPhone) ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED! DO YOU READ ME?!?
 * Alfred: (He, Teddy, Dougie, Kairi, Spyro, and SpongeBob are seen riding through the sky as the reindeer pull them. Alfred's iPhone rings, the ring tone being 'Santa, Baby', and while some laugh at it, including Kairi, Alfred answers it) Hello--(Santa speaks loudly) AAHHH!!!
 * (Santa): ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED, DO YOU READ ME?!?
 * Alfred: Yes, Santa, I read you loud and clear, what's the problem?
 * (Santa): IT HAS BEGUN, I REPEAT, THE DARK MAN SCROOGINESS CURSE HAS GOTTEN STARTED, AND IT'S CONCENTRATED SOMEWHERE NEAR YOUR LOCATION!
 * Alfred: What?!? (His imNaughty Pad vibrates again, and he finds that all the antiheroes' names are on it) HOLY BOREALIS!!
 * Kairi: What is it, Alfred?
 * Alfred: See for yourself! (The three see their friends' names on the Naughty List)
 * Spyro: Oh my, God! He's affected our antihero friends!
 * SpongeBob: Who?
 * Kairi/Spyro: COPPERFANG!!
 * SpongeBob: Oh.
 * Alfred: Let's see what they did to get them here. (Taps the icon that surrounds all the antihero names, and their actions are seen on the screen)
 * Kairi: Oh, no! They trapped the others in the Temple with the Lockdown Protocol!
 * Spyro: And they've smashed the inside controls!
 * Teddy: Well, that was rather fast, wasn't it?
 * Dougie: If this keeps up, everyone with no pure heart or a strong mind is gonna become scroogy! And what's worse is that they're laying waste to the town, and...they sang a song from Repo: The Genetic Opera?...Why the Dickens would they do something like that seeing that there's no opera to speak of--
 * Alfred: NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE CRITICAL, SNOWFLAKE!!
 * (Santa): Calm yourself, Alfred! This is indeed a serious time for all of us, but we're helpless to contain the curse. With the Lodgers trapped in their own home, I guess it's all up to you guys.
 * Kairi: Us?...Are you sure we can do this on our own?
 * (Santa): You all have the hearts to save Christmas this year. That got you to be the first three people on my Nice List. I know you can do it.
 * Spyro: Well, if we're gonna do this, we might need some help. But who do we know can help us? Most of the people we've got left are trapped in that Temple.
 * (Santa): Just come over to my Workshop! I've got the best protection in the Dragon Realms. My Workshop is magically protected from naughty people. As nice people, you three can safely go by. Come here immediately, and be careful with those Miser Brothers.
 * Kairi: Miser Brothers? You have Miser Brothers here?
 * (Santa): Well, yeah. Miser Brothers are a well-known form of fiction, they're basically everywhere, just like the many Santas out there. Be careful when passing their turfs, they don't play nicely to trespassers.
 * Spyro:...Okay, we'll be right there.
 * (Santa): Good! Merry Christmas even though it's not the right time to say that. (Hangs up)
 * Alfred: Well, you heard him, Donner, let's head over to that Workshop and fast!
 * Donner: Loud and clear, Alfred! Let's restrain harnesses tighter and think happy thoughts, comrades! (Cupid then thinks)
 * Cupid: (In Las Vegas carrying Private after a marriage) VIVA LAS VEGAS!!
 * Cupid: (She manages to pull the sleigh faster as the group holds on for dear life) WHOOO!!
 * Donner: CUPID, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!
 * Dougie: AAAHHH, I WANT OFF THIS THING!!
 * Alfred: KEEP IT TOGETHER, SNOWFLAKE!! (They zoom off into the distance)
 * Sparx: What the hell is going on here?!? Why is the Lockdown Protocol on?!?
 * Devon: Yeah, that shield strikes like a guillotine, me and Cornwall were nearly sliced apart.
 * Cornwall: Yeah, we already gave up being separate a LONG time ago!
 * Viper: Guys, I have bad news! All of our antihero friends have been corrupted by Copperfang's magic, and have trapped us inside with no way of stopping them, or Copperfang!
 * Soothsayer: This affair will not end well for us. With the shield up, all contact signals are lost, and we can't call for help. I'm afraid that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are the only hope we have left of stopping Copperfang from making the biggest mistake of his life. And trust me, I see a future that will never live up to Copperfang's favor if he is to let this happen.
 * Patrick: WHY?!? WHY IS HE SO MEAN?!?
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Guys, I feel like it's time I told you how my uncle came to be the scroogy jerk he is today.
 * Squidward: Oh, is it because of his lust for money?
 * Viper: No, there's much more to him than that. And you might as well blame my family for everything.
 * Po: Your family? What does your family have to do with Copperfang's greed?
 * Viper: A lot. You see, when Copperfang was born...
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are still soaring through the sky screaming, and end up falling into frozen water, where they are frozen in ice blocks that wash off on the edge, and their anger melts the ice away)...(Camera goes far away from them) SHELL LODGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! (His scream scares off birds, gets the attention of caribou, and even gets Yetis to howl like monkeys)
 * Chrysalis: Wow, we did NOT see that coming! I guess one of the Lodgers spotted my Changeling spy, and sent Bunnymund to make sure we don't do anything hasty to ruin their Christmas.
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, yeah? Well now I am DOUBLE provoked! Therefore, I will make their Christmas two times as worse! I don't care if I get coal in my stocking this year, or even if Santa's elves decide to create coal-launching guns to give a whole new meaning of 'getting hit in the Dickens', BUT THEY HAD JUST CROSSED THE LINE LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN A LINE AT ALL!! I will find that Copperfang guy, and I will make sure this Christmas is a Christmas they won't soon forget!
 * Chrysalis: But how will we get back home?
 * Cobra: We have magic, of course! We can just teleport back home!
 * Chrysalis: Oh, of course. (They both teleport back to the Fortress)
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis teleport to Cobra's room) Ah, there we go.
 * Chrysalis: Wait a minute...what about--(Junjie bursts into his room with a piece of his ceiling stuck on his neck)...JUNJIE?!?
 * Cobra:...I...uh...(Chuckles)...(Quickly makes a sign that says 'Peace on Earth') Hey, look, Junjie, what does this sign say? You know what feuding characters do when they see this...don't you? (Junjie grabs the sign, and smacks Cobra and Chrysalis with it)
 * Junjie: USE ME AS A TEST DUMMY, WILL YOU?!? (He is heard beating up Cobra and Chrysalis as the camera is outside Cobra's door)
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are bandaged and Cobra is on struts)...I don't think I can take anymore pain this year--(Suddenly gets hit in the head leg by one of the Frog Hunters' club) AAAOOOOWWWW!!!! (It's shown that one of the Frog Hunters was decorating the place for Christmas)
 * Reggie: I told you not to carry your club up here, you idiot! (Hits Darnell in the head with another club)
 * Darnell: (Without flinching) Ow!
 * Reggie: Wait a minute, what happened to--(Drops his club) Whoops!
 * Cobra: NononononoNONONONONO--(The club hits the same head-leg again) OOOWWWWW!!!
 * Darnell: SORRY, BOSS, WE'LL HELP! (They run down to help)
 * Cobra: NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR ONE SECOND!
 * Darnell: HERE I COME, MR. COBRA--(Slips on a puddle of mop water) WHOAH!! (Squashes Cobra while the others slip, and crash into Chrysalis)
 * Batso: (Dubbed as SpongeBob) Careful, guys, I just mopped there.
 * Cobra: NOW YOU TELL THEM?!?...OHHH!!
 * Darnell: (Gets off of Cobra) Sorry, boss!
 * Cobra: JUST GO AWAY BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS!! (Barely gets up as the Frog Hunters leave) Oh, God, this is the worst Christmas I've ever had!
 * Chrysalis: (Barely gets up) I agree!
 * Cobra: Somebody get Plankton here so I can tell him I have a jo--(Slips on the wet floor) WHA-(Lands on his back) AAAOW, LIKE A STRING OF FIRECRACKERS, MY F****** BACK!! OH, GOD!! BATSO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US TO WATCH OUT?!?
 * Batso: I thought you could see it, sir.
 * Chrysalis: Let me help you up, Coby! I--(Leans, and is unable to keep her balance, and lands on Cobra)
 * Chrysalis/Cobra: AAOOOOWWW!!!
 * Cobra: WATCH YOUR STEP, CHRYSALIS!!
 * Chrysalis: That wasn't the wet floor!
 * Cobra: Just get up! (The two wobble trying to get up, and they make it)...Now how are we gonna move without slipping? Batso, help us out here!
 * Batso: Sure thing, boss! (Pushes on Cobra who is literally motionless, but he cartoonishly can't push him, and he winds up slipping, and landing on Cobra's bad head leg)
 * Cobra: AAOOOWWW (Lands on the floor) AOOW! AA-HAA-HAAOOWW!! MY TAILBONE!! MY-MY TAILBO-HO-HO-HONE!!!
 * Batso: Terribly sorry, sir! Let me help--
 * Cobra: HELP?!? I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I HAVE AN ANEURISM!
 * Batso: Okay, okay! (Leaves)
 * Chrysalis:...(Slips and falls to the ground) OWCH!!...(The two look at each other)...
 * Cobra: Well...this is rather awkward, isn't it?
 * Chrysalis:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Cobra: Oh, no, not in the public!
 * Chrysalis: Aw!
 * Plankton: (Appears) You two called? I--WHOA! What the barnacle happened to you two?
 * Cobra: Don't ask, Plankton! PLEASE! We've had a hard time today! Get someone to help us to the briefing room so we can tell you about our new plan.
 * Plankton: Really? You're hatching an evil plan on Christmas? I thought there was a rule not to do that unless provoked.
 * Cobra: We've been provoked, Plankton! TWICE! I want to punish those Shell Lodgers for calling Bunnymund out on us!
 * Plankton: Okay, then!
 * Cobra: And do it gently, because we've been through a lot of pain--(He suddenly gets hit in the head with a flower pot) OW! (Then he gets hit in the head with an anvil) OWW! (A cart crashes on him and Chrysalis) OW!! (Then they're crushed by a piano)...AAAOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
 * Plankton: (Cobra and Chrysalis end up in full body-casts except for their mouths, and are brought into the briefing room main seats by the Thug Tug Thugs) Thank you, guys!
 * Main TTT: Don't mention it! (They leave)
 * Plankton: Alright, what do you poor souls want me to do about this whole thing concerning this 'Copperfang' guy you've been telling me all about?
 * Cobra: Well, I'm sure you know everything, so I plan to give them a beating they'll never forget. You still have that SpongeBob robot you built during one of your old Christmas schemes?
 * Plankton: Well, it took weeks to rebuild, but yes. Why?
 * Cobra: We want you to use it to crush those lousy Shell Lodgers while we send Dennis to search for Copperfang. He could be of use to us with his powers. We--
 * Dr. Blowhole: (Bursts inside) LORD COBRA!!
 * Cobra: YIPE! (Jumps out of his seat, and falls right on the floor) AAA-HA-HAAAOOOWWW!!!
 * Chrysalis: Well, at least I'm not hurt...(Notices she's slipping off the seat) Oh, no! No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NOOO--(Slips off the seat, and lands on the floor) AAAAOOOOWWWCCCHHHH!!!
 * Cobra: BLOWHOLE, YOU BOTTLE-NOSED IDIOT!! COME IN GENTLY NEXT TIME, WE COULD'VE BEEN IN BODY CASTS!!...WHICH WE WERE!!
 * Blowhole: Sorry, sir! I just wanted to tell you that one of my lobsters was spying on the Dragon Temple, and something strange happened right out of nowhere.
 * Cobra: Really? What is it?
 * Blowhole: Well, they--
 * Cobra: Oh, by the way, would you be nice as to GET US BACK ON OUR SEATS?!?
 * Blowhole: Okay, okay, you don't have to be so mean. It's Christmas, for God's sake! (Pushes a button, and it activates some mechanical arms which grab Cobra and Chrysalis and put them back in their seats)...Now, as I was saying, the Temple's Lockdown Protocol was activated. And we saw all the antiheroes, Lodgers and non-Lodgers, responsible for it. They said something about lou-sing up Christmas.
 * Chrysalis:...You serious?
 * Blowhole: That's what my lobsters said. We couldn't make out what was happening inside since the force field jammed our frequencies. But shockingly, SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi weren't there.
 * Cobra: Really? Hmm...Plankton, change of plans. Send your robot to seek and destroy the three misfits wherever they are! My best guess is that they're heading for the North Pole to get help from Santa.
 * Plankton: My robot can't fly, you know! It would take it weeks to get to the North Pole on foot. Especially since there's a lot of ocean than land. But that doesn't mean I can't add a few adjustments to it. The problem is that it will take some time.
 * Chrysalis: How much?
 * Plankton: 2 days.
 * Cobra: TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO DAYS?!? IT'LL BE ALMOST CHRISTMAS BY THEN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A FASTER WAY!!
 * Plankton: I'm not a magician, snakehead! I can't pull a war machine out of a hat!
 * Cobra:...(Sighs) Fine! But do it by Christmas Eve!
 * Plankton: I'll do my best! But what about Copperfang?
 * Cobra: I'll still have Dennis go see him. He's able to take care of himself quite well, even in the cold.
 * Plankton: As you wish. (Leaves)
 * Cobra: Blowhole, take us to our rooms!
 * Blowhole: Ye-e-e-es, sir! (Uses the arms to grab them, but he accidentally drops them as they hit the ground)
 * Cobra/Chrysalis: AAAOOOWWWW!!!
 * Cobra: OW, MY COILS HURT!! OWW!!
 * Blowhole: Oops! My bad.
 * Viper:...And that's it in a nutshell.
 * Discord: Wow, that's pretty bad. Who knew he was doing this all because of a--
 * Alex: Wait a minute, you're still here? Why aren't you affected by Copperfang's curse? Aren't you an antihero, too?
 * Discord: I prefer the term 'half-reformed', thank you very much. And I think it doesn't impact me because I'm magic.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess the Soothsayer is right. It's all up to SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to solve this problem.
 * Sandy: How in tarnation are a sponge, a dragon, a princess, 3 elves, and 8 militant reindeer gonna...Wow, I just realized how clueless I was right there!
 * Private: I trust Cupid to protect those three.
 * Skipper: Yeah, well I don't! Those North Polers are gonna screw up somehow! I can feel it in my gut! (His gut rumbles)...What?...What I'm thinking about them is an urban legend?...(Sighs) Don't start with me, they're definitely not trustworthy! (His gut rumbles) Nope, I'm not listening! (His gut rumbles) You can do that all day, it's not happening! (His gut rumbles) Oh, come on, let something else tingle for once--(Suddenly he feels tremendous pain) AAOOOWWW, MY SPLEEN!!!
 * Tuilo: Well, I guess Copperfang might be getting a 'black and blue' Christmas today. (The Lodgers laughed)
 * Mr. Whiskers: (To Brandy) I still don't get it.
 * White Rabbit: Hey, I'm for having fun at bad people's expense, too, but we kinda have a situation here!
 * Lola Boa: Right, we need to warn The Main 6 and the Princesses about this before they get the wrong idea.
 * Girl Sora: Well, actually, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are the only ones we have to let know about this. The others are spending time with others, remember?
 * Tigress: And we can't intervene with the chaos Copperfang has already unleashed. It will make the situation much worse.
 * Viper: He's right.
 * Shrek: You serious?! We need all the help we can get out there besides those three people, and it wouldn't be right to just let that grouch do what he very well pleases! What if all of our enemies find out that the Lodgers are either corrupted or are helpless to do anything and decide to cause all kinds of trouble? Team Nefarious could discover this and decide to attack a defenseless Equestria and do whatever the hell they please. The Dark Dragon and the Scourge Empire will start to go on the conquest spree! And I don't think the Villain League will stay injured forever, and not to mention what THEY'RE CAPABLE OF!! Not to mention that there are several independent villains out there that could take advantage of us, especially since Prison 42 is facing financial trouble. We all know what will happen when the Galactic Feds shut it down and try to transport them out.
 * Mushu: I'm pretty sure Tricorn-Katras will be a proper substitute.
 * Shrek: That's beside the point! It'll mean THE EVENTUAL RETURN OF THE DARKSPAWN THANKS TO THE UUNIVERSAL BOUNDARY GENERATOR UNDER NEFARIOUS' CONTROL, AND WE WILL ALL KISS OUR MORTAL FREEDOM AND LIFE BYE-BYE!...(Whispers) See you never!...
 * Donkey: Yikeski, Shrek!
 * Puss: But as much as I wanna disagree, he may be right. We're gonna need all the help we can get on this thing.
 * Crane: But how are we supposed to contact someone when our shield jams transmissions coming in and out of the Temple?
 * Monkey: It basically stops ANYTHING from going in or out. It's as solid as a rock!
 * Merlin: And it shields magical illusions, so Discord, his parents and I are powerless to teleport out of the...shield...
 * Joe:...What is it, Merlin?
 * Merlin:...The shield protects from magical attacks!...THAT'S IT! GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
 * Discord:...That I can't amuse myself with magical games?
 * Merlin: No! We can lure our corrupted friends into the shield proximities, and when they least expect it, we will sneak around, activate the shield again, and PRESTO, our friends are free from Copperfang's curse!
 * Skipper: And how are we supposed to lure them here?
 * Merlin: Oh, pfft, they'll be back! They'll be here to gloat, and that's the moment that we lure them inside.
 * B.O.B: Merlin, you're a genius!
 * Merlin: There's just one catch, though. Even after we've cured them, the curse will still be active. When the shields are down, we won't be affected since none of us are antiheroes...except for Discord and his parents who are immune to the curse, and once we cure them, we can't deactivate the shield again. Otherwise, they'll be back to their corrupted selves again. We've only got one shot at this, too.
 * Discord: How about we take the time to call for help when we're tricking our corrupted friends?
 * Merlin:...That could work, too.
 * Discord: Yay, someone acknowledges my ideas!
 * Merlin:...Well, I guess we just have to wait for those guys to get back. So let's get ready!
 * Copperfang: (Chuckles) I did it, Henry! I finally put Christmas in a well-deserved grave! Now nothing, not even my brainless niece and those simpleton misfits, can stop me!
 * Henry: (Riddled with guilt) Sir, please! Why do this to such a grand holiday?
 * Copperfang: Like you don't already know! Now, get out of my sight! (Henry quietly obliged, and walked out of the room, and faces Warts)
 * Henry:...He's doing this all because of non-sympathetic parents!
 * Warts: Yes. His worry about his past and his greed have made his head outweigh his weak heart. He refuses to see the true meaning of Christmas, and when he dies, he will be punished greatly for it for eternity. As a person who collects relics, I also learn of what happens to the dead, not just with the organizations of Heaven and Hell. As you know, the Banished Realms have the cruelest ways of punishment. So cruel, they're inhumane. When the Weasleys died, they suffered such a punishment in the afterlife.
 * Henry: What?
 * Warts: I'd say if I could, but I am forbidden to reveal secrets of the dead unless I am already dead. It's a sacred law. I do it, I and the one I tell it to get sent to the afterlife, and suffer similar punishment. But that doesn't mean we can't do anything about it. We can get the ghosts of the two Weasleys to do the warning for us. I have been able to communicate with the great Santa Claus for years. While you were checking up on Copperfang, he told me to use one of my very relics to cure him of his greed and hatred.
 * Henry: You mean you had the means to cure him all this time?
 * Warts: The relic belonged to Santa. I found it, and upon discovering it belonged to Santa, I made a fair deal with him that I would keep the relic if I use it with his permission. I cannot use it without his permission, or I won't just be put on the Naughty List. The relic is none other than...The Amulet of Miracles.
 * Henry: The Amulet of Miracles? You mean from those myths? It's actually real?
 * Warts: Indeed. I shall show you. Come with me. (They go into the basement where Warts keeps her relics. Then she shows Henry something inside a drawer. Upon opening it, a bright-white light shines, and reveals a pearly-white and dark-red amulet. This was the Amulet of Miracles) Behold, the Amulet of Miracles!
 * Henry:...Wow! And here, I thought it was just a tall-tale!
 * Warts: The Amulet is an ancient device that Santa's elves created as an artificial blessing for people like Copperfang. It carries the power to allow people who wear it to see the consquences that their actions have, are, and will result in. It's energy will call out 3 spirits to him, and carry out their jobs. Hopefully, Copperfang will be warned of their arrival by the only ones who know the consequences that follow upon his eventual death: the ghosts of his partners, Alan and Drakey Weasley.
 * Henry: Well, well, I guess Santa did us a real favor, didn't he? What a nice guy. Well, when do we do it?
 * Warts: Soon. When he wears it, all about his actions will be revealed. Though, the relic only works near midnight.
 * Henry: And what about Viper and her friends?
 * Warts: Santa told me everything while you were checking up on Copperfang. There's not much that she and her friends can do. They're restrained in their own home except for a sea sponge, a purple dragon, and a Princess of Heart. Santa is expecting those three heroes to arrive at his workshop. They shall play a great role in our plans. He never explained how, but he assures that this will work.
 * Henry: Well, Gods be praised! Maybe John's child will have some hope after all.
 * Warts: Let us get ready. We have no time to lose. (Takes the amulet out of the drawer)
 * Copperfang: (Laughs as he watches the ensuing chaos) Soon, Christmas will die! And I shall be the owner of the greatest toy company of all time! Nothing is gonna--
 * ???: Finally! (Dennis appears from out a window) I found you.
 * Copperfang:...Uh, who are you?
 * Dennis: Name's Dennis!...I was sent to give you a proposition.
 * Copperfang:...Who sent you?
 * Dennis: People that have the power to sweeten your plans for ending Christmas.
 * Copperfang:...Go on.
 * Dennis: I am a member of the Villain League. Perhaps you've heard of them?
 * Copperfang: Yes, the most infamous villain team in the UUniverses. The ones that my niece says are her enemies. But what would they want with me, they're known to have a rule to never do evil on Christmas unless provoked.
 * Dennis: Well, let's just say Viper's friends provoked him...twice. Our leader and his evil love interest have been injured because of it, and they want personal payback. They're also amazed by how you corrupted their antihero friends.
 * Copperfang: Well, finally, someone appreciates my beliefs!
 * Dennis: Oh, don't get too attached, because we still enjoy Christmas. We just want to louse up the Lodgers' Christmas. And we figured that you could help us out.
 * Copperfang: Well, what's in it for me, huh? You just want to ruin the Christmas of a single group of people? I may have a grudge against my niece, but I still care for her like a daughter. I don't want her harmed in any way. She's the only family member who gives a damn about me.
 * Dennis: Well, what if I said we could accelerate your business so you can make even MORE money?
 * Copperfang: Did you just say 'money'?
 * Dennis: Yes, money! We can accelerate your business by rigging some of your profits enough to accelerate them.
 * Copperfang: And how will you do that?
 * Dennis: A villain never tells, but I'll give you a hint, it involves...naughtiness!
 * Copperfang: Ooh, I like the sound of that. Christmas has threatened my business for years! No good can come from it! What's wrong with it, you may ask? (Music plays)
 * Dennis: Oh, boy!
 * Dennis:...I take it that you're agreeing with the deal?
 * Copperfang: You know it! (They shake, and they are watched by Warts and Henry)
 * Kairi: (The group is still riding the sleigh) Again, Teddy, I'm sorry about the confusion my uncle's partner gave you a hard time with. He just thought Uncle Shen would appreciate it since he wanted to keep me safe from the Villain League. They've been a real pain to us a lot of times before. Especially throughout the course of the year with their holiday icon scams. They've been doing that for as long as we could remember...
 * Icky: (Everyone was celebrating) Here's to 2012 not being the apocalypse everybody thought it was going to be!
 * Lord Shen: And another year of us stopping the forces of evil once more.
 * Kairi: Yeah, I admit, that 2012 movie really had me there. All I can say is that I'm never seeing that movie again. (The doorbell is heard) I got it!--
 * Lord Shen: HOLD IT! We don't know who's there, Kairi. It might be a trap. I'll be the one to do it. (He opens the door and sees a harmless baby that's apparently Baby New Year)...Baby New Year?
 * BNY: (In a familiar voice)...Goo-goo, ga-ga, pee!
 * Lord Shen: (Some of the Lodgers laughed) Nice try, Mang! I know you and the Leaguers are desperate to get a hold of my niece and satisfy your dark plans, but SERIOUSLY?! This is the best you could come up with?
 * Cobra: OH, COME ON, IT TOOK THE SLAVES FOREVER TO MAKE THIS! (Kairi couldn't help but burst with laughter)
 * Kairi: Just go, Mang! We're really not gonna take you seriously looking like that. (Laughs)
 * Lord Shen: Someone get me my big cannon, please? (Cobra screams like a girl and makes a run for it, leaving the Lodgers and Kairi, and even Shen, to laugh)
 * Hades: (He and Makunga see him walking to them in utter humiliation) I told you it wouldn't work! (Makunga scoffs)
 * Cobra: Shut up! Just shut up right now!
 * Icky: Happy Vally's Day, my coo-coo griffin!
 * Gilda: Oh, Icky, I appreciate the V-Day gift, but could you PLEASE not call me that in public?
 * Lord Shen: (With a kiss mark on his cheek) A toast to a lovely Valentine's Day!
 * Kairi: Well, it looks like SOMEONE'S had a good Valentine's Day in Canterlot.
 * Lord Shen: What do you mean?
 * Kairi: The cheek?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, (Chuckles), you noticed that? Well, uh, (Wipes it off) It was just a little visit.
 * SpongeBob/Kairi: Suuuure! (The doorbell rings)
 * Spyro: I got it. (He opens the door, and Cobra appears in a similar disguise, but of Cupid)
 * Cobra:...Uh...Happy Hearts Day?
 * Spyro: Oh, come on, Mang, is that REALLY the best you can do? You look EXACTLY like your last disguise!
 * Cobra: I thought you would've forgotten that after 2 months!
 * Spyro: SHENZI, YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SOME COBRA-PUMMELING?!?
 * Shenzi: Hell yeah, I'll get my boxing gloves!
 * Cobra: I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!
 * Spyro:...Seriously, he couldn't even learn from that last mistake?
 * Sparx: Yeah, you'd think he'd do better.
 * Hades: (Cobra arrives to him and Makunga again) You'd think you'd do better. (Makunga laughs)
 * Cobra: DON'T MAKE ME IMPALE YOU!!
 * Patrick: (All the Lodgers are dressed in green, and 'Drunken Irish Dad' from Family Guy plays in the background) (In an Irish accent) What a wonderful time to celebrate me, ain't it?
 * Kairi: (In a pretty green dress) Actually, it's not named after you, remember?
 * Patrick: Oh, well...what does this holiday celebrate?
 * Shrek: It's just an Irish holiday which celebrates when Ireland discovered Christ-- (A doorbell was heard)
 * SpongeBob: Coming! (Opens the door, and sees that it's Cobra and Chrysalis disguised as two male and female leprechauns)
 * Cobra: WELL, HI-CHIPPERY HO, LADDIE?! ME AND ME WIFE OFFER YE' A LOVELY POT'A GOLD STRAIGHT FROM LEPRECHAUN-LAND!
 * Spongebob: OH MY GOSH, LEPRECHAUNS! GUYS, SOME LEPRECHAUNS CAME TO OFFER US GOLD!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WAIT, I SAW THEM FIRST, YAAAA--(Jumps onto Cobra and Chrysalis, and this shortens out their magic disguises, and reveals themselves) Mine, mine...Hey, wait a second! Where's the pot of gold? I--(Realizes he's on Lord Cobra and Chrysalis) YOU!!
 * Chrysalis: GET OFF OF US, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FAT BLOB!!
 * Kairi: Well, I saw THAT coming. You just don't know how to fool me, Mang! None of your disguises fool me anymore now that you've done this more times than I can count.
 * Cobra:...Sweet Dumplings, Kairi, you look nice in that outfit!
 * Kairi: Don't push it! (Hades and Makunga laugh at them)
 * Teddy: Okay, okay, Miss Kairi, there's no need for the apology and the life story. We still don't mind. As long as I'm still alive. Santa wasn't the only holiday icon who was none too pleased with what that monster of a Cobra and the Villain League pulled.
 * Alfred: Yes, everybody makes mistakes, and not everybody should be angry about them.
 * Spyro: At least we're still on the nice list. We need to get this whole curse problem fixed ASAP. Who knows how many more people will fall victim to it?
 * Dougie: Yes, but for some reason, your other Lodger friends weren't affected by it.
 * Spyro: Probably because Copperfang wanted to affect just the antiheroes since the others weren't good enough to corrupt, and had enough Christmas spirit to be immune to it. But it might also have to do with the shield they're trapped in. It shields from magical attacks.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if it does that, then why don't they lure our corrupted friends into the shield and cure them from their darkness?
 * Kairi: The shield keeps everything from coming in and out. There's simply no way that they can lure them there to do it. They'd have to have a miracle in order to get out of that situation. And even if they could do it, they'd have to keep the cured Lodgers inside the shield to ensure they don't suffer the curse again.
 * Spyro: She's right. We're the only hope we have for them. Santa will know what to do. We just have to go to the North Pole, and talk with him about his plan. Whatever it is.
 * Alfred: Okay, it should be fair to warn you guys that we're almost within the Miser Brothers' Territorial Range. Once we get there, you'll have to brace yourselves because they'll be throwing whatever they've got at us.
 * SpongeBob: But we don't even have bad teeth.
 * Alfred: I mean hold on tightly!
 * SpongeBob: Oh. Well, that makes more sense.
 * Spyro: We've never actually met this world's Miser Brothers, so we don't exactly know what they can do-- (A familiar theme plays again as a series of fireballs and icicles passed through them) WHOA, WHAT THE HECK?!?
 * Kairi: It's them!
 * Heat Miser: THOSE ICE-LOVERS TURN A DRAGON, A GIRL, AND A SEA-CREATURE AGAINST US!! FRY THEM TO KINGDOM COME!!
 * Snow Miser: HEY, THOSE ELFS BEFRIENDED A DRAGON!! THEY MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH HEAT MISER!! TIME TO REALLY GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER!!
 * Spyro: What's their problem?
 * Dougie: Let's just say it's a kind of a feud that began many moons ago.
 * Alfred: No time to bore you guys with the details, we got to avoid these crazy morons. Donner, you know what to do!
 * Donner: Aye-aye, sir! (They move fast enough to dodge the fireballs and the icicles)
 * SpongeBob: I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!!
 * Spyro: KEEP IT IN, SPONGEBOB, WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!! (One of the launched icicles shoots right past the sleigh, and it soars away from the area) I HOPE THESE MISSED PROJECTILES DON'T END UP HURTING SOMEONE!
 * Patchy: (He and Potty are still driving the fruitcake truck, Inside the Fruitcake truck arguing about which Christmas carol had the better directions) Oh, hello again, kids! I'm still on me way to Santa's Workshop, and I decided to choose the shortest route.
 * Potty: I told you that's not right, imbecile! We just follow the right Christmas carol and it leads us to Santa. Right down Santa Claus Lane, it went.
 * Patchy: Potty, I know what I'm doing! (The camera goes on the soaring icicle as it smashes onto the road Patchy and Potty are on, and it leaves sharp edges)
 * Potty: PATCHY, ICE SHARDS!
 * Patchy: Oh Potty, you and your little fantasy wo-- (He noticed the shards and he and Potty screamed, and luckily drove out of the way) HOLY SMOKES, THAT WAS CLOSE! At least we're not stranded in the middle of nowhere like last ti--
 * Potty: Uh, Patchy?
 * Patchy: (Shrugs) Now what? (Potty points to a fireball which incinerated a bridge which the truck was about to drive over. Patchy screams like a little girl and put his foot on the breaks, and the van stops)...Oh, thank Neptune for that! I thought we were canned for a moment-- (A launched icicle hits one of the truck's tires causing the air to go out)...Aw, barnacles! We got a flat tire! But at least the pain is over--(A huge truck slams into the fruitcake truck, sending it flying as Potty and Patchy's screams were heard)
 * Truck Driver: Whoa! I had no idea my truck was THAT strong. I hope that driver is okay.
 * Kairi: (Patchy and Potty's truck are seen flying behind the sleigh as their screaming was heard, and they crash somewhere close by as Potty squawked loudly)...Did you guys hear something?
 * Spyro: It's probably just the wind.
 * SpongeBob: OH, WOW, THIS IS SO EPIC! I WISH I BOUGHT MY CAMERA!
 * Alfred: Look! It appears that the Misers have some reinforcements. (They see a few other creatures coming from the mountain temples of the Miser territories. Heat Miser's forces appear as walking lava-colored salamanders (legendary creatures) with orange glowing streaks and orange/red/brown spines, and wearing either medieval armor or tattered clothes, and riding some horses and wyverns which have similar patterns and skeletal-like structures. They all wielded fire-covered bows and arrows. The Snow Miser had blue-white-skinned human-like beings that vary in height with black, dark-blue, gray, or white hair, pointed ears, and tattoos and jewelry. They had armies of taller Yetis with white hair, red eyes, gray skin, and ape/human-like postures, as well as some 4-legged dragons. They all wielded magical ice bows and arrows, and the Yetis had large spiked clubs)
 * Spyro: Whoa! It's become a battlefield down there.
 * Salamander Commander: (Appears in a medieval suit of armor with glowing orange eyes, a scar on his left eye, missing teeth, and short orange spines on his head. He growls like a dragon as he is accompanied by 2 other salamanders, one being a female with clothes, brown spines, orange hair, and yellow eyes, wielding a flaming sword and the other being a taller male with strong black knight's armor, an eye-patch over a scarred right eye, red spines, brown eyes, and another flaming sword)
 * Ice Being Commander: (Appears as an Ice Wizard similar to Gandalf with tattooed face marks, dark-blue hair, indigo eyes, a blue robe, and a large staff with ice crystals on it. He was accompanied by an Aragorn-look-alike with black hair, dull-blue tunic, and a transparent sword, a short one similar to Gimli, having gray hair, dark-blue armor, a a transparent battle axe, and a tall one similar to Legolas, with darker-blue skin color, a star-tattoo on the left eye, long sand-blue hair, a bow and magical ice arrows, gray-blue armor, and dark-blue eyes) ATTACK!
 * Salamander Commander: COUNTER-ATTACK! (Each of the forces attack each other and get into a huge battle as the Ice and Heat commanders watched expressionless)
 * Ice Wizard: The forces of fire are spreading fast. They need to be quailed immediately!
 * Ice Human: The Firedrakes are coming dreadfully soon, and are attacking on all sides, General Frozzalf! The forces of Snow will be decimated if they keep this up!
 * Ice Dwarf: Not as long as the Yetis can do something about it! General Flambé has always been known to be one step ahead of us during this feud.
 * Ice Elf: But we can't afford to be overconfident! This 'global warming' phenomenon has been bringing Heat Miser one step ahead of us! The forces of heat are getting stronger thanks to it. If we don't do something about it soon, the polar ice caps will melt, and most of the world will be consumed by the sea. After all, this world more or less started to have widespread green Christmases in places that had White Christmases.
 * Ice Wizard (General Frozzalf): Indeed the humans have unknowingly aided the forces of heat with their factories pumping carbon dioxide into the air we breath. But even that won't be enough to stop us. We will soon see the day that the forces of heat fail, and all parts of the world, even places of the likes of Hawaii, the Caribbean, and even the Gobi Desert, will finally be free of the clutches of drought and harsh temperatures. Tell the troops to initiate an aerial counter-strike on Flambé's outposts! That should cripple them enough for us to take care of their aerial assault.
 * Ice Dwarf: As you wish, sir! (Blows on a blowhorn, and the Ice People cheered as they took off on their Ice Dragons)
 * Spyro:...You didn't say The Misers had followers.
 * Alfred: Well, it's not exactly a private fight between the Miser Bros. They have their own infantry of beings and creatures of fire and ice. Heat Miser is the ruler of a race of salamanders who have been getting stronger with this global warming phenomenon that's been going on.
 * Spyro: And by 'salamanders', you mean the legendary creature, right?
 * Alfred: Affirmative.
 * SpongeBob: Who names a legendary creature after a real creature? Isn't that very confusing?
 * Alfred: And Snow Miser is the ruler of the 3 tribes of the Iciclians, ancient humans, elves, and dwarves that descended from Eskimo tribes. They don't agree with each other that much because of the conflict their rulers have. Especially with their commanders, General Flambé and General Frozzalf. Since they don't play nicely with strangers, it's best if we stayed out of it.
 * Dougie: Yeah, it seems pointless. They're already being handled by Mother Nature. Besides, we have a job to do with Santa.
 * Kairi: He's right, guys, we don't have time to lose here--(She barely dodges a fireball) WHOA!!
 * Teddy: HEY, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!? DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE, AND SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP YOUR--
 * Alfred: Teddy, sit down immediately! (Teddy does that) Our attention must only be focused on getting to Santa's Workshop. Santa's got a plan waiting for us, and we can't waste our time with this feud that's already being taken care of. Do I make myself clear?
 * Teddy: Yes, sir!
 * Kairi: Now that I think about it, isn't all of this too extreme to decide what kind of Christmas certain nations should get? I mean, it seems like a pointless feud when you think about it.
 * Alfred: Not for the Misers, it's not. No persuasion will help since they hate trespassers. They naturally hate each other, it's like the natural order. Fire and Ice don't get along together.
 * Spyro: So what you're basically saying is...
 * Alfred: Their feud is what keeps the balance between cold and hot stable. Though, to be honest, we don't necessarily know what happens if they agree on something. Will the balance still go well? Will it end global warming? Will it freeze the world? Will it incinerate the world? Whatever it is, we prefer not to take the chance. The only person who knows how to make sure this doesn't go wrong is Mother Nature. Though, people rarely see her, so asking her what could happen would be hard to accomplish.
 * Kairi: Okay, so you're saying that we should just let them fight?
 * Alfred: Yes. It's what's best. Now let's go. We've got a lot of work to do. (The sleigh finally exits the Misers' territory)
 * Heat Miser: (Sees this) D'OH, THEY GOT AWAY AGAIN!! What am I paying you girls for with this?
 * Flame Lady #1: You don't pay us, sir. We don't have any reason to barter since we live in the middle of the Arctic.
 * Heat Miser: Oh, forget it!
 * ???: Do calm yourself, HM! (A fire wizard resembling Saruman appears, only he has orange hair, yellow eyes, brown skin, a scarlet robe, and has a black and orange staff) You know what happens when you have too much of a temper.
 * Heat Miser: I'm sorry, Flamuman! A dragon, one of my own acknowledging creatures, has sided with Santa's elves! Santa, that over-favorer of White Christmases has just turned this world's dominant species against Green Christmases! It's bad enough all the UUniversal settlers that colonized this place were seduced by him, NOW THIS?!?
 * Flamuman: You know it's been insisted time and time again that Santa and his elves are strictly neutral to even your brother of ice, my lord. They can't help it because it's their job. They only pass through here because it's their only route to go across the world and deliver their toys. Their reindeer have been taking a vacation after the many times you two burn and freeze them for your feud.
 * Heat Miser: WELL, SANTA WENT BACK ON HIS WORD, JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT! Well, fine! If he wants it that way, then I'll teach him a lesson. I want General Flambé to take his two children, Vulcan and Venus, to pay Santa a warm visit. And by warm, I mean HOT! I want them to bring that purple dragon to me. This year will be a Green Christmas for once!
 * Flamuman: You know fully well that this violates the agreement, Lord He--
 * Heat Miser: FLAMUMAN, THAT'S AN ORDER!!
 * Flameomon:...(Sighed in defeat) As you demanded, my lord.
 * General Flambé: (Arrives with his two accomplices, his children, Vulcan and Venus, on their fire-horses) Those Iciclians are threatening our Green Christmas greatly! If we don't do something, White Christmas will take the cake this year like it did the following years before.
 * Male Salamander Accomplice (Vulcan): Father, don't be upset. We fought valiantly, and we did take down a small portion of the Ice Mountain Base. We crippled a few of their operations, isn't that right, Venus? (Venus, the female accomplice, said nothing)...Come on, Venus, try and speak, just this once!...(Venus ends up squeaking)...(Sighs) Our point is that losing doesn't mean we stopped fighting in the past. Our mother had her faith in you when you fought hard for the first time. May she rest in ashes.
 * General Flambé: You may have a point, Vulcan, but what's the point of fighting when we always lose?
 * ???: Because it's your job! (Flamuman appeared in a cloud of black smoke) You and my brother, Frozzalf, have something is common. You two are relentless, wise, and determined to fight no matter what. You forget your place with those words, Flambé! What makes you so good at your job is that you try. You would never run from a fight even when you had absolutely no chance of winning. That is why Heat Miser made you the General. Because you never stop fighting. You need to keep that thought alive.
 * Flambé:...You're right. I don't care what comes, I'll continue fighting for a Green Christmas.
 * Vulcan: Well said, father! (Venus squeaks again)
 * Flamuman:...Your daughter still can't speak, huh?
 * Flambé: Indeed not. She hasn't gotten the hang of it yet, even after being 207 years old. She'll learn soon enough.
 * Flamuman: Well, I have come because I have a message from Heat Miser.
 * Flambé: What did he say?
 * Flamuman: He wants you, Vulcan, and Venus to go to Santa's Workshop, and capture a purple dragon who...(Sighs) is against us.
 * Flambé: What? A dragon? This world's superior species? Against the heat? UNACCEPTABLE!! Vulcan, Venus, get geared up, we're launching an assault on the--
 * Flamuman: Hold it! I'm going to go real personal with this, and I have to ask that you do NOT assault the Workshop. Just break in, capture the dragon, and don't burn down anything unless necessary.
 * Vulcan: That's not in your power, sir.
 * Flamuman: No, but take into account that Santa is a close friend of Mother Nature, the person who regulates this feud. I don't think she will be happy to hear that you burn down the Workshop. No Workshop, no Christmas!
 * Vulcan:...That's a good point.
 * Flambé: (Sighs) Very well. I will keep my arson to a minimum on this mission. Vulcan, call in infantry for the trip, Venus, prepare the Firedrakes. I shall meet Santa personally to tell him about the situation. If he refuses to heed our commands, then take the dragon by force, and burn anything that gets in our way.
 * Vulcan: (He and Venus salute) Yes, sir! (Venus squeaks at the same time he speaks)
 * Flambé: Then carry on!
 * Alfred: Here we are, folks. We're almost at Santa's Workshop. Santa and Santalina will be expecting us in the dining room. They've prepared dinners for your liking.
 * SpongeBob: Who's Santalina?
 * Teddy: She's this world's Mrs. Claus.
 * SpongeBob: Santa is married?
 * Alfred: Indeed. Mrs. Claus is known to feed the elves, take care of the reindeer, and keep progress of toy-production.
 * Teddy: She even makes the greatest cookies in the world. God bless her!
 * Alfred: In some worlds, the Mrs. Claus is known to have one of many names. The most common ones being Mary, Annalina, Jessica, Layla, Ahoop, Seeki, Martha, Kasey, Gretchen, and of course, Santalina. Our Christmas databanks say that there is over 200 Mrs. Claus names in the UUniverses. And us elves know each and every one of them.
 * SpongeBob: Get out!
 * Dougie: It's true.
 * Kairi: Guys?...Remember when you said that some Santa Workshops are...modernized?
 * Alfred: Yes.
 * Kairi: Well...who does all the modernizing? Do the elves do it? Does Santa do it?
 * Alfred: Christmas elves do the technological business. Why else would we be in charge of the production of toys? It allows us to solve problems with our work. Some elves in other worlds have these, others don't. For example, when the world population grows, so does our work effort. To avoid ending up like that Family Guy Santa...(Shivers)...most of our toy-manufacturing is done by machinery. We just monitor their progress, and fix them. I'd like to say more, but we're about to enter the Workshop.
 * Spyro: What's THAT? (They see that the Workshop is surrounded by an aurora-like shield)
 * Dougie: That's the magical shield that prevents naughty people from entering the place. Some villain might wanna come in there and beat the figgy pudding out of Santa for not getting what they wanted for Christmas if you catch my drift.
 * Alfred: But it only allows nice people to enter. Any naughty person who tried to enter would be trapped in a magical present for us to send straight back where they came from. That's the nicest way we can deal with intruders. (They pass through the shield without problem) See? It's fine. Now let's get started. (They enter a garage which leads to the reindeer pens, and the reindeer land the sled right there, and the 6 exit the sleigh)
 * Spyro: Wow, you'd think it would stink in here because...well...these are the reindeer's pens.
 * Alfred: The pens are like the toilets from Hotel for Dogs. The place even has feeding systems that are operated by Santalina. And she has to personally give the reindeer baths since we have yet to advance to that level.
 * Donner: I have to admit, these pens aren't that bad.
 * Cupid: Indeed. These elves have discovered how to use aerogel as some kind of bed for us. More comfy than beds back home.
 * SpongeBob: What's aerogel?
 * Alfred: Look it up, and you'll find out. Now come with me. (They leave as the reindeer enter their pens which automatically open for them, and their pens then ooze with dull-blue gel which forms into a synthetic, and the reindeer rest on them like a pillow)
 * Cupid: Ahh!
 * Donner: Time for our rest, comrades! Who knows what awaits us tomorrow? (He shuts off the light, and the reindeer rest)
 * SpongeBob: (He and the others walk down the hall as SpongeBob sight-sees the toy machinery that crafts toys of all kinds, does welding, packaging, and even creating other machines like iPods) WOW! I can't believe I'm at Santa's Workshop!
 * Kairi: I know. I almost can't believe it.
 * Spyro: It would indeed be such an honor to meet Saint Nicholas himself. And I'm sure we won't be surprised that much since we already know what he looks like. Round, jolly, wears red and white, red nose and red cheeks, white hair, all that stuff.
 * Kairi: I'm especially surprised at the architecture and technology. How did you elves build all this?
 * Dougie: It wasn't that hard, actually. We based everything on all known architectures in the UUniverses. Why make your own when you can sample from all of them and blend it into one?
 * SpongeBob: Clever!
 * Alfred: Well, Santa's Office is over there. (Points at a door) Let's go see him.
 * SpongeBob: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!
 * Santa: (Sees their arrival on the cameras on his monitor, and the 6 come through the door)
 * SpongeBob: SANTA CLAUS!!
 * Kairi: SpongeBob, please calm down.
 * Alfred: Indeed. Being heavy means that he has a weak heart. While he can't die, heart attacks cause him to just go into comas for almost a week. Santa, we've brought them here.
 * Santa: (Turns his chair and reveals himself) I saw. If I didn't I would've busted my floor again. (Does his Santa laugh)
 * SpongeBob: (Looks at Santa with teary eyes) Wow!
 * Kairi: It's him!
 * Spyro: Yes. And since dragons rule this world, I'd expect him to be a dragon.
 * Santa: Actually, I USED to be a dragon. How else could I have lived for 500 years? And I was only made this world's Santa Claus after you and Cynder defeated Malefor for the first time. Since the Dragon Realms had to be rebuilt prior to the chaos he caused, settlers from all over the UUniverses began to remake it in a very similar way to Earth. With humans and animals colonizing as well, and with the introduction of Christmas, which we dragons had known about, but rarely celebrated, my talents and personality had earned me and my wife the roles of being the Dragon Realms Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. We built this place by sampling from architectures and technologies from all over the UUniverses, and became one of the most advanced Santa Workshops in the UUniverses. They made me into the form of a human, and because of my dragon heritage, I can live for thousands of years. Yet my magic keeps me from dying in expected ways like diseases or health problems like my weight.
 * SpongeBob: Interesting.
 * Santa: My elves' stories are quite unique. They came from a world colonized by elves who were 100 years more advanced than humans. They were one of the many settlers that colonized the Dragon Realms, and by discovering me and the magic talents I had, they made me this world's Santa Claus, and...well...you know the rest.
 * Kairi: Amazing. I had no idea you've been Santa Claus for just a couple of years.
 * Spyro: Neither did I.
 * Santa: Yes. Not even the High Council was able to figure it out. But enough of my back story, Santalina is waiting for us in the dining room. She's prepared food for your liking.
 * Spyro: Great. It wouldn't hurt to have some dinner, right? After all, it's near dinner time.
 * Santa: (They arrive in the dining room where Mrs. Claus was waiting for them) Here we are.
 * Mrs. Claus: Oh, they finally made it. Take a seat, dears. Your dinner isn't exactly ready yet, but it will in a few minutes. (The three sit down with the other elves, and Santa)
 * Santa: It's great that you came here just in time. I heard a while ago that Copperfang has just made another act of naughtiness.
 * Kairi: He did? What is it?
 * Santa: I'm afraid it involved the Villain League.
 * Spyro: The Villain League? I thought Lord Shen sent Bunnymund to take care of them. Cobra and Chrysalis are injured now.
 * Santa: Well, that hasn't stopped them from sending Dennis to make a deal with Copperfang for them to help him ruin Christmas.
 * Alfred: Why didn't you inform us about this?
 * Santa: Did your imNaughty Pad go off?
 * Alfred: No, I--(Checks his imNaughty Pad)...Oh, whoops, I had the silly thing on silent ringing. (Chuckles) Oh, that's rich. (Chuckles) Sorry, Santa. I must've flicked it when we were being attacked by the Miser Brothers.
 * Santa: Apology accepted. Next time, pay attention to your props.
 * Mrs. Claus: (Comes out with a cart carrying 6 silver platters, and gives them to each one) Here you go, dears. Fresh from the kitchen. Careful, they're hot.
 * SpongeBob: (Takes the lid off his platter, and finds a Krabby Patty) OH, A KRABBY PATTY!!...Wait a second, how did you discover how to make one?
 * Santa: Well, surveillance does have it's perks and advantages. While they can allow you to know if someone's been bad or good, it might require going to their...private business.
 * Dougie: The Santa in your world accidentally read the Krabby Patty formula while watching over Mr. Krabs. It's hard to avoid the details when you do something like that.
 * SpongeBob: You know the formula?
 * Santa: EVERY Santa does after your Santa came across it. Though since we're neutral, we never make any of them. But as a Christmas gift, we've made some for you.
 * Mrs. Claus: Just don't tell Mr. Krabs about it so he won't be a big fuss. You can trust us with that secret, dear. We're nice to everyone in the Dragon Realms and beyond.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...okay! As long as I get the deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.
 * Kairi: (Gets a cinnamon roll, some peas, and some turkey) I got turkey, peas, and a cinnamon roll.
 * Spyro: (Gets a cinnamon roll, mashed potatoes with gravy, and some chicken) Well, I got a cinnamon roll, too. Except I have mashed potatoes with gravy, and chicken.
 * Mrs. Claus: Since we watch over you, we know your basic diets.
 * Santa: Even I know that dragons in the Dragon Realms are partial omnivores.
 * Teddy: Well, since I'm on a diet, I get spinach and a turkey sandwich.
 * Alfred: As a leading officer of the elves, I feel I need a diet as well. So I just got some vegetables.
 * Dougie: And I get some turkey, peas, and mashed potatoes.
 * Santa: Me and Santalina have already ate, so we're not getting anything. Especially since I need to discuss my plans on stopping Copperfang and his curse.
 * SpongeBob: Aren't we gonna say grace before we eat?
 * Santa: As a holiday icon, I would, but I'm afraid we have no time. You may begin eating. (They do that)
 * SpongeBob: (Eating the Krabby Patty) Whoa! I haven't tasted a Krabby Patty this delicious since the Krusty Krab's last frycook appeared.
 * Spyro: Oh, it's not just you. This food is much better tasting.
 * Kairi: Yeah. Mrs. Claus' cooking must literally be the best.
 * Mrs. Claus: It is, actually. I was an expert cook when I was still a dragon. Then the elves taught me their far-advanced cooking skills, and...well...you know. I'm happy you like it.
 * Santa: Now let's get started with this plan. Copperfang has been learning magic for a long time, and it was all because of a book he found in an old basement that happened to belong to a wise relic-collecting warthog named Miss Warts. I've known her for quite a while now. You see, she once found one of my lost relics, and I promised that she could keep it if she used it through my compensation only. This particular relic has been created when I first got the job as Santa Claus. It was meant to help provide miracles to those who wore it. It attracted 3 spirits to whoever wore it, and it only works near midnight.
 * Spyro: What is this relic?
 * Santa: The elves named it 'The Amulet of Miracles'.
 * SpongeBob: The Amulet of Miracles? The relic from those Dragon Realms Christmas myths? It's real?
 * Santa: Actually, it wasn't before I became Santa. Back then, it was just a myth. But when I became Santa, the elves turn myth into fact, and created the relic just as the myth portrayed it. The legend says that the Amulet of Miracles was crafted by the Christmas elves before they worked for Santa, and they used it in religious ceremonies to allow spirits to bless the wearer with a balance of peace and goodwill. The relic allowed the wearer to see the consequences that arise from what they felt was their weakest spot by showing what they have, are, and will result in.
 * Teddy: It's like an experience from A Christmas Carol in a single relic.
 * Spyro: So you're saying that you intend to have Copperfang wear this Amulet in order for him to see the Christmas spirit?
 * Santa: Yes. Acknowledging Christmas is the only way for him to change his ways and stop all the evil things he's doing. Reasoning with him is out of the equation.
 * Kairi: Santa? Why...why is Copperfang like this? Don't you know what he's done in the past?
 * Santa: I wish I didn't, Miss Kairi. But his past is absolutely painful. He can't even bare to explain the full story to Viper. He has been through a bad relationship with his family after they disowned him and never wanted anything to do with him. Not even a family of his own was possible thanks to his greed. When he thinks about Christmas, he thinks about family. And he swore off his family after they didn't come to ANY of his birthday parties in the past. He swore to own the greatest toy company in the UUniverses, and he thinks that, in order to do it, he has to cancel holidays off, including Christmas.
 * SpongeBob: That's horrible!
 * Santa: Indeed. His employees even continue to suffer for it since they are underpaid, and they don't get satisfied with their work. Especially since Copperfang changed things around. He's been in the business since he made friends with two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley, who died after harassing a homeless poison-dart frog 3 years ago.
 * Kairi: (Breathes in) Ooohh...
 * Santa: He even refused to allow anyone else take their place, and just claimed the positions for himself.
 * SpongeBob: Why did his family disown him?
 * Spyro: Why is he so greedy?
 * Kairi: Why is he so obsessed with being the best?
 * Santa: I wish I could tell you more, but we have no time. We simply must get started. (Takes out a large crystal-ball-like snowglobe) We'll see everything that Copperfang will go through with this Snowveillance Globe. Trust me, all your questions will be answered through this globe.
 * Spyro: How do we begin, then?
 * Santa: I must contact Miss Warts and tell her that we must start with the plan tomorrow night at precisely 9:00 PM! Any later, and the Amulet will have a 87% chance of changing. When the Amulet is put on, Warts assures me that it's power will call out the 3 spirits. This might earn the chance that the ghosts of Alan and Drakey will come and warn him of what happens if he dies without changing. And let me tell you, it's just horrid.
 * SpongeBob: Why tomorrow?
 * Santa: Because it is now 11:40 PM, so the Amulet will not be able to work properly at that time.
 * Kairi: Does that mean we have to sleep here?
 * Santa: Indeed. Don't worry. Elves have made emergency bedrooms for any nice people that should ever spend the night with me. The room is temperature-controlled, and it's functions are completely automated.
 * SpongeBob: (The group has finished their meal) Well, if you're sure, then why do you need us?
 * Santa: Because if I'm going to do this right, I'm going to need the nicest people in the Dragon Realms to watch over Copperfang during his trance. My elves will drop you off there at 9:00 PM, and you'll need to make sure nothing goes wrong.
 * Spyro: But that would mean we have to keep the Villain League from getting their hands on Copperfang, wouldn't it?
 * Santa: Yes. But you all are good fighters. But if things should get cold, you'll have to have something to defend yourselves. We'll have some non-lethal weapons ready for you when it's time.
 * SpongeBob: Santa uses weapons?
 * Alfred: Well, we don't use guns. We only use launching cannons. Our prime weapons are coal launchers, which we hardly use. They launch chunks of coal at enemies. But be warned that they can be very lethal when not used right. You could end up accidentally stoning them to death. The best way to deal with them is to clock them in the heads, and knock them out.
 * SpongeBob: So we just have to knock them out? That shouldn't be too hard.
 * Santa: Good. Then I trust we're all in the same page. My elves will escort you to your sleeping quarters.
 * Vulcan: (Heat Miser's forces are seen arriving at the sight of Santa's Workshop on their Firedrakes as his magic aurora shield is seen) Father, how will we get through that shield? It protects from naughty people. I'm sure that might include us since we're about to attack the place.
 * Flambé: Curses! Flamuman should've informed us of this before. We're gonna have to find a way through. But how?
 * Vulcan: We'll need someone who's on the Nice List. Someone who enjoys Christmas so much, that their nice nature would allow them to pass. Someone like...(Everyone looks at Venus)
 * Venus:...(Looks worried, and signals 'Me?')
 * Flambé: Honey, you love Christmas, right? (Venus hesitates, and nods 'yes') You'd do anything for your daddy, wouldn't you? (Venus nods 'yes' again) You've even wanted your whole life to go there, and thought you couldn't get in because you're in league with us, right? (Venus nods 'yes' again) Well...would you like to get that chance right now? (Venus barely smiles) Do it for me, Venus. I'm sure your high hopes about Christmas will get you through that shield.
 * Vulcan: You want to send my sister inside that Workshop alone? She might need backup.
 * Flambé: She'll get it if she can take down that shield. She can't capture that dragon on her own. This needs to be a team effort. Are you ready for this, my daughter?...(Venus squeaks again) I'll take that as a 'yes'. You'll have to sneak through the front entrance, though since you can't bring your Firedrake. (Venus gets nervous)
 * Venus: (Climbs up the cliff in the snowy wind, and is starting to get less hot)...(She then decides to force her way up the cliff, and she arrives at the front entrance, which is blocked with the shield)...(Squeaks)...(Hesitates to walk through the shield, and after being too scared, she actually puts her foot through the shield barrier, and she doesn't get affected)...(She puts her hand through, and she smiles. She went through the shield)
 * Computer Voice: (Elves are seen in the control room) Neutral Breach in Sector 8. Individual Nice Level: 50%. Recommending Caution.
 * Elf #1: A neutral person has arrived at the Workshop? Hmm...(On microphone) Attention all scouts! There has been a Neutral breach in the front entrance. Caution may be recommended.
 * Venus: (Sees the lights on the front entrance turn on, scaring her into squeaking)...(Notices that she's glowing, and she could be spotted thanks to it)...(Squeaks, and hides in the snow, but it quickly melts, exposing her)...(She hides inside an evergreen, but ends up burning it to ash)...(She begins worrying as the elf patrols are seen coming out of the front door in night-vision goggles, dart guns, and white camouflage outfits)
 * Elf Commander: Look sharp, team. We don't know what this neutral person may be. Could be someone who wants an autograph, or just a poor orphan freezing to death. If any of you spot the target, alert the team, and we'll be there. Move out! (They spread out, and Venus squeaks again, and tries hiding in several places that her hot body louses up. It all leads up to an elf scout spotting her hot footprints, and he follows them right to her without her suspecting)
 * Elf Scout: HALT! (Venus squeaks as the Elf Scout points his dart gun at him) Show yourself, stranger! (Venus takes out her firesword, and tries to attack, but then decides to put it away and surrender. She shows herself to the scout)...Venus? The mute daughter of General Flambé? What are you doing in this area out in the cold?
 * Venus:...(Squeaks nervously)
 * Elf Scout:...(Sighs) Oh, God, she still can't speak. (On radio) Team, it appears I've found the trespasser. It's Venus, the daughter of General Flambé. Requesting pickup.
 * (Elf Commander): We're on our way, Pvt. Thicket.
 * Elf Scout (Pvt. Thicket): Whatever you're here for, Venus, I don't think it might sound good. You'll have to come with us. (Venus couldn't help but agree)
 * Santa: (Venus is brought to him) Venus, I don't know how you got through my shield, but you must be pretty wise to come here. Why're you here?
 * Elf Commander: She still hasn't learned how to speak, sir.
 * Santa: Oh...well, I guess this will be tough. Well, since you're here, I think Heat Miser may have something against us. It might have something to do with SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi. (Venus nods 'yes') What? It does? (She nods 'yes' again) Oh. Why would Heat Miser send you to this place alone? (Venus nods 'no') So you're NOT alone? Are you with your brother and father? (She nods 'yes')...Well, we did get a few things about it. But how will we know the rest?
 * Pvt. Thicket: How could she get through the shield when she's working with her warmongering father?
 * Elf Commander: The surveillance elves said that the shield classified her as 'neutral'.
 * Santa:...Hmm...that must mean she's not as bad as her father. (Venus nods 'no')...Well, do you know where your comrades are hiding? (She signals 'I don't know) You don't? Then what does Heat Miser want with us?
 * Mrs. Claus: Perhaps we should ask SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Santa: Perhaps we should. Come with me, Venus. (Venus nods 'yes', and follows him)
 * SpongeBob: (The room is red, white, and green, decorated with garland, has a miniature Christmas tree, some night-lights, and some beds with red blankets, and red-and-white pillows. SpongeBob and Kairi are in pajamas with hot cocoa) Wow, Santa sure has great accommodations for guests. He even got us some pajamas, and offered to wash our old clothes. What a nice person.
 * Spyro: And he got us some hot cocoa and cookies. And I have to say, it's very warm in here. The elves sure did well with building this room.
 * Kairi: (Sips some hot cocoa) Yeah. I've been getting cold on the way here. That simple fireball Heat Miser launched straight at us didn't help that much.
 * SpongeBob: I was even surprised that he actually knew the Krabby Patty secret formula. But I probably could've seen that coming. In fact, Mr. Krabs might've seen it coming, too. (Sips hot cocoa) After all, Santa does watch all of us....Do you think he was watching us when we were using the bathroom?
 * Spyro: PLEASE don't bring that up! I think even Santa would think twice about doing that.
 * Kairi: (Chuckles) I'm sorry, but that kind of popped in my head the moment he said that he watched all of us.
 * Spyro: Well, we'll have to finish our hot cocoa fast because...(Yawns) I think it's time we got some shut-eye. We have a job to do tomorrow, and we're gonna need our strength.
 * SpongeBob: (Drinks the entire cup in one shot) Ahhh! OHHH, MY STOMACH!!
 * Kairi: Careful, SpongeBob, that hot cocoa was just made, and was hot.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah...my mistake! Ohh! (Falls to the floor, and Santa appears at the door, and knocks)
 * Santa: Guys? Are you still up?
 * Kairi:...Yeah?
 * Santa: (Comes inside with Venus) Guys, I think we're in a bit of a pickle already.
 * Spyro: What is it?...And who is that?
 * Santa: It's one of Heat Miser's forces, Venus. (Venus waves 'hello' at them, and Kairi does the same) We found her sneaking at the front entrance after the shield identified her as neutral.
 * Spyro:...She's half-good and half-bad?
 * Santa: Yes, that's what neutral means.
 * Spyro: Did she say why she came?
 * Santa: No. She hasn't learned to speak yet. But you should know that she's the daughter of General Flambé, the commander of the Heat Miser's infantry. We were able to find out that Heat Miser sent her, her brother, her father, and some infantry here for something. They probably sent Venus here alone because they thought that she might be nice enough to pass.
 * SpongeBob: Ohh, so she enjoys Christmas, too? (Venus hesitates, and then nods 'yes')
 * Santa: Well, that explains a lot. Flambé had always said that she enjoyed the holidays, and loved to fight for a Green Christmas. In fact, I asked Dougie to bring her a Christmas present last year. She loved it.
 * Kairi: What was the present?
 * Santa: We got her a toy sword. We were surprised that she molded it into a real flame sword. Do you still wield it, Venus? (Venus takes the sword out as it glows in fire)
 * SpongeBob/Spyro: Whoooa! (Venus puts away the sword)
 * Santa: We came to take this up with you three to see if you had any connection. She said it did.
 * Spyro: Well, I think Heat Miser did say something about 'turning a dragon against heat'.
 * Kairi: Well, dragons are known for breathing fire. Maybe Heat Miser wanted to capture you so you could 'go back to the heat'. (Venus points and nods 'yes')...What? You mean that's why you came? (Venus nods 'yes')
 * Spyro: (Sighs) Well, phenomenal, this mission is off to a great start. It's bad enough we had to deal with going into their territory, now Heat Miser wants me for his wild accusations.
 * Santa: Venus, I'm surprised that you would tell your father's plan like that. (Venus looks nervous) Don't worry, I'm sure you had no choice. For what it's worth, thanks. (Rubs her head, and she squeaks) For warning us with bravery, I guess I should give you another Christmas present. (Gives her a present, and Venus shakes it) I should warn you not to open it until Christmas, okay? (Venus nods 'yes')
 * SpongeBob: Aww, what a touching moment.
 * Spyro: What're we gonna do about Flambé?
 * Kairi: From the looks of it, he might be waiting for an ambush.
 * Santa: Don't worry. As violent as he tends to be, Flambé wouldn't burn down the Workshop for two reasons. 1. My friend, Mother Nature, wouldn't like it, and 2. it would mean that there won't be any Green Christmas to speak of. They must've sent Venus here to try and disable the shield so they can enter and carry out their task. We're lucky, too, since all entries and exits are picked up by security. Our best hope is to find him, and drive them away when they have the chance. And Venus, you'll sadly have to face your father's disappointment on you after how you ratted out on them. (Venus sighs, and straightens up)...I'm proud of you.
 * Spyro: What do we have to do?
 * Santa: Well, actually, you don't have to do anything. My elves have the tools to catch anyone no matter how stealthy they are. They'll find them. Plus, I don't want to disturb your rest.
 * SpongeBob: Gee, thanks. You saved us a lot of trouble.
 * Spyro: Actually, I might want to tag along just in case. The elves might need my help with this.
 * Kairi: Spyro, are you sure?
 * Spyro: I have to. If they want me, then they'll get me.
 * Santa: Spyro, they'll have an advantage over us if you just go and face them.
 * Spyro: It's okay. I have a plan...
 * Kairi: But first thing's first, I brought everybody's Christmas lists for this year. And just don't blame me if it's all excessive.
 * Spyro: Well, we'll get to that in full time. What we need to worry about right now is taking care of Flambé's forces so they don't cause trouble. Venus, do you think you can help us find your father? (Venus hesitates, knowing that she would be scolded for it, then nods 'yes') Good. And don't worry about your father, I'll talk to him, and explain everything to him. I'm powerful enough to defend myself. Alright, let's get started.
 * Kairi: Good luck out there, Spyro.
 * Spyro: Thanks. (He, Venus, and Santa leave)
 * Kairi: Well, at least the elves said that they have machines to do the toy-making, because if they were the ones to do the stuff, especially with how many toys they have to make, then they would've ended up like that Family Guy Santa.
 * SpongeBob: (Shivers) Not a pretty thought to think, either. And you wouldn't believe the song everybody sang while they worked on their lists.
 * SpongeBob: Shen may've called it pointless, but it was nice to sing every once in a while.
 * Kairi: Yeah. (Sips hot coffee) You think Spyro will be okay out there?
 * SpongeBob: Of course. If he can defeat an evil Darkspawn lord, then he can take care of himself.
 * Kairi: I hope so. (Yawns) I don't know about you, but I should probably get to sleep. (Finishes her hot cocoa) Good night. (Rests in her bed)
 * SpongeBob: (Yawns) I'm getting pooped, too. (Gets in bed) Hopefully, Spyro will be back by the time we fall asleep. Sweet dreams, Kairi. (He turns off the light)
 * Spyro: (He and the elves were getting ready for battle against Flambé's forces, and Venus tags along, yet doesn't arm herself) Remember, everyone, only use violence when it's necessary. Venus will try and lead us to the location of her backup. We have to make it look like we're oblivious to their plans. Once we find them, we must first reason with them. If that doesn't work, we must drive them off, and return Venus to them. You ready for this, Venus? (Venus squeaks)...I'll take that as a 'yes'. Alright, let's go. (They head out, and search the area for clues, unaware that they were being watched by a salamander spy who runs off immediately)
 * Flambé: WHAT!? You mean to tell me that Venus has been caught, and told them everything about our plans?
 * Salamander Scout: Affirmative, I saw them with my own eyes.
 * Flambé: (Shrugs) It can't be! How could Venus betray us like that? I asked for a simple job to knock out the shields, and she just decides to rat on us? She is in BIG trouble!
 * Vulcan: Father, you and I both know that she loves Christmas more than you and me. Otherwise, you wouldn't have sent her there in the first place. Besides, those elves might've caught her, and she had no choice but to tell them. You can't necessarily blame her for having no choice and a soft side.
 * Flambé:...Yeah, you may be right. Santa did give her that toy sword that she forged into a real one last Christmas. (Sighs) Well, men, I'm afraid our mission is compromised. Venus was unsuccessful and too soft. We'll have to wait for those elves and that dragon to come here. Then we'll trap the dragon, and bring him to Heat Miser. As for Venus, I'll have a talk with her about all this.
 * Scarred Salamander Soldier: (Appears with knight-like armor and a helmet, a scarred left eye, yellow eyes, a scarred lip, and an orange cape) Well, I for one demand we punish the traitor for this! Daughter of yours or not, no one should double-cross Green Christmases!
 * Vulcan: (Points his blade out at him) Do remember, Lieutenant Hellfire, that she's my sister! She's just a confused girl. She didn't have a choice.
 * Hellfire: Choice schmoice! I vote we bring down White Christmases for good, and bring down that supporter Santa!
 * Flambé: And get our lord in trouble with his stepmother? Are you off your bandwagon again?
 * Hellfire: ENOUGH! I CHALLENGE YOU FOR THE TITLE OF GENERAL! LOSER RECEIVES DEATH!
 * Flambé: Seriously? In-fighting again? You know the wizard doesn't approve of us wasting our time and resources attacking each--
 * Hellfire: DAMN IT, FIGHT ME NOW!
 * Flambé: (Shrugs) Why I included you into this mission, I'll never know! (He and Hellfire began to fight as the salamanders watched in shock. Flambé and Hellfire are on even grounds until Hellfire turned into pure ash, appeared behind Flambé and slash at him in the side)
 * Hellfire: (Flambé toughened up from his lava-oozing wounds) You should never have become general, you incompetent fool! (Stabs Flambé in the chest as lava pours out)
 * Flambe: AAGGGHH!
 * Vulcan: FATHER! (Two salamanders hold Vulcan back before he could stop him)
 * Hellfire: (He laughed as Flambé fell to the ground bleeding blood-like lava) Get ready to ash out of existence, Flambé! (Readies a killing blow until he is struck by a sword) OOF!! (Falls to the ground, and sees that it was Venus who stopped him) YOU!! TRAITOR!! (Attacks her while Spyro and the elves go to a wounded Flambé)
 * Elf #1: General Flambé, are you okay?
 * Vulcan: He's been stabbed, bad!
 * Elf #2: Don't worry, we can save him.
 * Spyro: You can?
 * Elf #2: Yes. We are intelligent elves, so we know a thing or two about medical emergencies. (Takes out a jar of cream) We made this special gel as a form of keeping elves from getting weak in exhaustion. It heals wounds, repairs injuries, and boosts energy. It's sure to save Flambé.
 * Hellfire: (Points his sword at the elves and Spyro while holding Venus by the neck) You're not healing ANYONE!
 * Elf #1: Lieutenant Hellfire, what has gotten into you?!?
 * Hellfire: THIS daughter of his has just become a disgrace to our lineage. And she and his family must pay! With me as the new General, I will ensure that Snow Miser's forces will lose once and for all! For once, we will finally have a Green Christmas!
 * Spyro: Not if I can help it!
 * Hellfire: Uh-uh-uh! You don't want me to slit this young lady's throat, do you?
 * Vulcan: Hellfire, you're becoming more of a traitor than she has! Don't you see she couldn't help it? You know how much she loves Christmas.
 * Hellfire: That is EXACTLY why she is a useless asset to our forces. I don't appreciate softies lousing up our forces, and making us weaker. Now, we came here for a reason! To capture that dragon, and bring her to Heat Miser! You elves are forbidden to heal Flambé, or I'll burn you to a crisp.
 * Elf #1: Surely you realize that once you do this, your superiors will not be very happy. Murder is a huge offense to us, and I'm sure Mother Nature would be furious at how you betray your own side like that.
 * Hellfire: ENOUGH EXCUSES! SEIZE THE DRAGON! (The soldiers don't respond)...Did you hear me, I SAID SEIZE HIM!!
 * Salamander Soldier #1: You know what, Scrooge you! You've just made yourself a traitor to this cause.
 * Vulcan: Precisely! ARREST HIM!! (The soldiers grab and restrain Hellfire)
 * Hellfire: HEY, OW!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? I AM YOUR GENERAL!! LET ME GO!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!
 * Salamander Soldier #2: Heal General Flambé, quick! (The elves rub the healing gel onto Flambé's chest, healing his wound, and rejuvenating him)
 * Flambé: You...you saved me?
 * Spyro: Of course. It's Christmas, isn't it?
 * Flambé:...Excuse me for a second, and we'll talk. (To Hellfire) Lieutenant Hellfire, you have just burned your sense of loyalty by making this rash choice to murder me and my daughter. For your crime, you are going before the Heat Miser himself, and he shall decide your fate.
 * Hellfire: You are pathetic, Flambé! YOU ARE PATHETIC!! AFTER ALL THIS, YOU WILL NEVER SEE A GREEN CHRISTMAS! I can show you the path to a Green Christmas! You need me!
 * Flambé: After what you just pulled, you are not someone worth needing. In fact, you are no longer worth fighting in this battle. Take him away!
 * Hellfire: LET ME GO, LET ME GO! YOU'LL ALL PAY FOR THIS!! (He is taken away)
 * Flambé: (Looks at Spyro) I want to thank you for saving my life, great dragon. Maybe Heat Miser underestimated you.
 * Spyro: Well, you should know that we're just here because we're on a mission to save Christmas. Your master probably got out of hand with his accusations again.
 * Flambé: Maybe. Perhaps you are indeed on the side of heat after all.
 * Spyro: Actually, I saved you because...well...that's what heroes do. I'm sure your daughter is sorry for telling us your plan.
 * Flambé: It's quite alright, actually. It's not the first time my dear Venus did something like this because she loved Christmas. And she stopped Hellfire from murdering me, and ruining the battle for Green Christmas. I'm proud of you, dear. (He and Venus hug) Oh, and Santa gave you another present? (Reads the tag 'Don't open until Christmas') Hmm, a waiting gift, I see. Well, I guess this battle still has hope. Thank you all for everything. We'll be sure to punish Hellfire for his actions. And I'm sure Heat Miser will be convinced that the mission was forfeit. (They hop onto their Firedrakes) Farewell, and Merry Christmas! (They fly away)
 * Elf #1:...Well, I guess our work here is done.
 * Spyro: Yes. And we didn't have to resort to that much violence except for protecting Flambé from a traitorous lieutenant.
 * Spyro: (The salamanders ride off on their fire horses and Firedrakes) Ya know.... I don't think neither the fire and ice forces are actually that bad.
 * Santa: Well, they're both chaotic and neutral at best. At the least, Flambé knows your actually neutral to White and Green Christmases. Now, it's time you got some shut-eye with your friends. While we plan on stopping Copperfang, you'll need to help your friends back in the Dragon Realms tomorrow. Things back there look like they're getting hectic if your antihero friends are getting more naughtier by the second. The curse has already started to spread to people with not enough Christmas spirit.
 * Spyro: You're right....Do you think they'll be okay by then?
 * Santa: Indeed. They have already devised a plan to rescue their antihero friends by using the shield they are trapped in. Once they pull it off, they'll have to keep their corrupted friends inside the shield so they remain out of Copperfang's influence. The best thing you can do to get them out of that situation is to escort them here, where they'll be immune to the curse.
 * Spyro: But isn't Boss Wolf on the Naughty List? As well as the antiheroes for all the evil they did recently? Won't the shield keep them from--
 * Santa: It encases them in presents, remember? Sure the shield won't prevent them from suffering under the curse, but when they get stuck inside the magical presents, there's no way for them to escape until someone opens them. We'll just keep their present prisons somewhere in the workshop until Copperfang is stopped.
 * Spyro: That makes more sense.
 * Santa: Indeed. Now get some rest. We've got a busy day ahead of us. (Spyro leaves)
 * Viper: Are you sure this plan will work, Merlin? What if we fail?
 * Merlin: Oh, don't worry. It will work. And it turns out, we might not need to turn on the shield ourselves. They'll be foolish enough to turn on the shield to keep us from running away to get help, and they'll be back to normal (Snaps) just like that!
 * Melman: Well, that's good, right?
 * Alex: Well, it's our only shot at keeping our friends from getting into more trouble until SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi fix this problem. SKIPPER, PROGRESS REPORT?!?
 * Skipper: Nothing yet, but I do see a group of familiar people coming towards us at 12:00!
 * Alex: That's them!
 * Merlin: Alright, everyone, let's get started. (Merlin, Viper, Shifu, and Skipper go out to the blocked front entrance to see that the antiheroes are coming back)
 * Lord Shen: Ahh, that was fun! I so enjoyed causing mischief today. Who knew it could be this much fun?
 * Icky: Did you see how I pulled that guy's pants up while he was about to go pee? (They all laughed)
 * Avatar Riku: And remember when I killed that Frosty guy? (They laughed)
 * Avatar Cynder: We should do this more often. (They see the 4 Lodgers watching them)
 * Lord Shen: Well, well, if it isn't the goody-good Lodgers! Did you have a good Christmas? We sure did. MAN, all the things we did tonight.
 * Viper: Guys, don' you see that you're being controlled by my uncle? He's cursed you into hating Christmas.
 * Sir Hiss: We don't feel no different, honey bunch!
 * Viper: (Skipper and Merlin scoff at that line)
 * Merlin: Well, if you want to ruin Christmas so badly, why don't you ruin OUR Christmas?
 * Lord Shen:...You want us to go in there and ruin YOUR Christmas?
 * Icky: HAH! What do you think we are, idiots?
 * Skipper: Come on, you too chicken to do it?
 * Icky: (Eating popcorn he stole from a child) HEY! WE AREN'T CHICKEN! (Drops the popcorn, and gasps) My popcorn! (Pecks it like a chicken)
 * Patrick: HEY, THAT'S MY BID!!
 * Merlin: Patrick, shut up!
 * Lord Shen:...Very well, if that's what you want. Boss Wolf, turn off the shields! (He does that, and they enter as the antiheroes watch the Lodgers to ensure they don't escape) Alright, turn her back on! (Boss Wolf tries to do that)...Hold it!...Something about this doesn't seem right. I think you guys are punking us.
 * Viper: (Scoffs) What-what gave you that idea, Shen?
 * Lord Shen: Why would you guys suddenly want US to ruin YOUR Christmas when you love it so much? It doesn't add up.
 * Viper: (While Mantis sneaks towards the control panel that Boss Wolf is watching) Because...we...well, you just ruined our reputation, and got us close to being on the naughty list, so what's the point of celebrating one, you know?
 * Merlin: Yeah, that's right.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, okay. Well, I guess I have one question, then. (Takes out his spear, dubbed as Stewie) DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!? HUH, DO YOU?!? (A smack is heard as Boss Wolf is knocked out)
 * Mantis: FEEL THE BUUUG!! (Climbs up the wall, and presses the button, putting up the shield once again)
 * Lord Shen:...HAH! What the hell is THAT supposed to accomplish, huh? You just trapped yourselves in here with US! So we can have some--...Wait...I don't feel so well...
 * Trixie: Me, neither.
 * Gilda:...We've just been had, haven't we? (All the antiheroes' green eyes turn back to normal, and the antiheroes are cured from their corruption)
 * Lord Shen:...Uggh...where am I?...Wait, where's Copperfang?
 * Icky: And why is the Lockdown Shield up?
 * Viper: Hiss, are you okay?
 * Sir Hiss: Yeah, I think so...what happened?
 * Merlin: You were being controlled by Copperfang's curse. He made you hate Christmas, and cause mischief to the people out there.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
 * Icky: Well, that explains why I'm covered in chocolate. (Wipes the chocolate off)
 * Lord Shen:...Uh...Why is Boss Wolf knocked out?
 * Mantis: Had to put this Lockdown Shield up with you guys in it after you trapped us in the Temple with it after you were corrupted. With it up, you guys are safe from Copperfang's curse.
 * Trixie: Well, thank goodness. I hope that it protects us from the possible angry mob that comes after us following all the crap we pulled. But how are we gonna contact SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to help us?
 * Merlin: You guys will have to stay with us inside this shield until something turns up. If this shield drops, you'll hate Christmas again. And after how we saved you guys, there's no way we can do it again.
 * Riku: What do we do until then?
 * Melman: I say we get some shut-eye.
 * Crane: He's right. It's 12:58 in the morning, and we'll need some rest if we are to prepare for whatever happens.
 * Trixie: (Yawns) Definitely. The Great and Powerful Trixie needs to remain great and powerful.
 * Ignitus: Good work on saving our allies, guys. With the shields up, they're sure to be safe from the curse. But if they were to be turned off, then they'll be back to hating Christmas again.
 * Icky: We just covered that, Iggy.
 * Sparx: (Scoffs) Iggy! (Laughs) That's pretty good, Ickmeister! (He and Icky high-five)
 * Ignitus: Anyway, it's about time to rest. If our heroes are gonna stop Copperfang, we'll need to keep ourselves high in energy.
 * Kowalski: I got some stimulants.
 * Skipper: (Slaps him) I don't trust those lousy drinks. Especially after what they did to Private last month.
 * Private: (Skipper and the Penguins wake up early at morning, and go out into the living room to see that Private was cranky, hyperactive, and quick) SODA, SODA, SODA, SODAAA!!! (Chuckles wildly)
 * Kowalski: (The penguins look angrily at him)...(Chuckles) Oops.
 * Skipper: We'll have to call it a night. Arm yourselves for lights out! (They all do that, and Skipper uses a pan as a night-cap)
 * Kowalski: Uh, night-cap, Skipper?
 * Skipper: Good point. (Gets a cup of milk) Warm milk puts me out like a teeny-tiny little baby! (Sips milk)
 * Kowalski: I mean, that's not your night-cap. That is. (They see that the night-cap is burning on a stovetop, and Skipper grabs it, and blows the fire off)
 * Skipper: I don't know why this keeps happening. Maybe that's what happens when you stay up too late. (Puts cap on, briefly falls asleep, and presses a button)
 * Voice: Commencing Lights Out Protocol.
 * Skipper: Good night, men!
 * Kowalski: Sleep tight.
 * Private: And dream of fish presents from Santa tonight!

===Chapter 4: December 22nd Arrives/A Plan for Saving Christmas/Patchy and Potty's Troubles Get Worse/The Weasley Bros' Warning/An unexpected twist to a seemingly predictable chrismas carol variation.=== Santa's Workshop, December 22nd Heat Miser Territories Copperfang's Toy Building Toy Building Copperfang's Office Sleigh Altitude Dragon Temple Outside Later...
 * Santa: (Arrives, and sees that the sleigh was set to leave) Is everything ready, Alfred?
 * Alfred: Sleigh is ready for takeoff, Santa.
 * Santa: Good. How are my reindeer?
 * Alfred: Still on a break. We'll still need to use the Madagascar variant.
 * Santa: Very well.
 * Alfred: Are the three ready to go?
 * Santa: Yep. I woke them up myself. (SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi appear yawning, having gunky eyes which they rub, and they are in their usual clothes)
 * Spongebob: (Yawns) It feels too soon to leave. It's only 5:00 PM.
 * Spyro: Yeah, but we need to check up on our friends. They may already be in trouble. And if not from Copperfang....
 * Spongebob: (Gulps) Good point.
 * Kairi: (Stretches) So, Santa, how are they?
 * Santa: The elves say that they have already cured their friends from Copperfang's curse. They're in the shield ready for you to retrieve them.
 * Spyro: Great. Can you make contact with them somehow and tell them we're on our way?
 * Santa: Not in this intense blizzard. The transmissions are all messed up, hopefully until Christmas Eve. Especially since the shield blocks all transmissions, so it wouldn't work anyway. You'll have to go there yourself, get the antiheroes restrained, and bring them here.
 * Kairi: But...how will an entire group of heroes fit in one small sleigh?
 * Santa: Put them in my spare Christmas bag. (Takes a magic bag out) Since it magically stores an infinite amount of presents inside, it's magically capable of storing all of your friends.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, so we just put them in the bag. Sounds easy enough.
 * Spyro: As long as they don't end up injuring each other. What's inside that bag, anyway?
 * Santa: Look for yourself. (They look inside, and the camera never shows it as the three are amazed until they close the bag)
 * SpongeBob: Holy shrimp! It's amazing in there!
 * Santa: I know. It'll store all your friends safely inside, and you won't have to worry about them being crowded up together.
 * SpongeBob: Great. Let's go, guys! (They hop onto the sleigh with Alfred)
 * Santa: Okay, on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on--
 * Donner: WE'RE OFF! (The sleigh takes off)
 * Santa:...Well, there goes a perfect opportunity to say that line.
 * Heat Miser: (Hellfire is brought up to him inside a courtyard with a few other salamanders, and Flamuman, Flambé, Vulcan, and Venus are present) And so, it is with the ruling of this court that you, Lieutenant Hellfire, be found guilty for the attempted murder and usurp of General Flambé, and for the attempted murder of his two children, and the crimes against our land. All in favor...(The jury, Flambé, Vulcan, and Venus (just by squeaking) shout 'me!') All oppose?
 * Hellfire: Nay!
 * Heat Miser: Motion passes! GUILTY AS CHARGED! As punishment, you will be banished to Greenland for life.
 * Hellfire: Greenland? Isn't that where your stepmother resides?
 * Heat Miser: Yes. I have already contacted her about your little stunt, and she is not happy. And you know what happens when Mother Nature is not happy. She said she will decide what to do with you.
 * Hellfire: But-but-but-but-but your stepmother is very crazy with people who are banished to Greenland.
 * Heat Miser: Exactly! And you just wasted your last words here, so, bye-bye!
 * Hellfire: NOOO!!! (Gets trapped inside a ball of magma that hardens into rock, as it is sent soaring across the world, all the way to an area in Greenland, where the rock shatters, and Hellfire is freed)...Ow!...Damn fools! I hope they never have a Green Christmas this year!
 * ???: SO, YOU'RE THE TRAITOR THAT HEAT MISER TOLD ME ABOUT! (Plant vines grow from out of the snowy ground, and a silhouetted figure inside a giant Venus flytrap mouth appears)
 * Hellfire: YIPES!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!...
 * ???: Why would I wanna hurt you? I'm not a violent person like Heat Miser. I'll decide what to do with you later. Right now, you're coming with me! (Vines engulf Hellfire inside a cocoon of vines)
 * Copperfang: (Arrives in his limo, and is delighted to see that everyone is acting like jerks) Oh, what a delightful day! (He walks inside as Gonzo and Rizzo see him from a distance)
 * Rizzo: Hmmph, what a scrooge!
 * Gonzo: Indeed. Copperfang's curse has affected almost everyone in New York City, and beyond. While the Shell Lodgers were able to rescue their corrupted antihero friends from his influence, the battle for Christmas has just begun. Tonight, Miss Warts and Henry will be ready to put the Amulet of Miracles onto him, and prepare the grand experience that will change his life forever.
 * Rizzo: Yeah. I hope he changes his ways. If I was much bigger, the first thing I would do...is eat as much cheese as I could...and then, I would show him a new meaning to 'Red Christmas'.
 * Gonzo: Rizzo, isn't that a little dark?
 * Rizzo: Hey, I was just kidding. This will definitely be just as affective. (Chuckles)
 * James: (He and John are seen working as John is seen in a depressed mood)...John?...You okay? (John doesn't respond)...Alright, I know Copperfang broke his promise, but--
 * John: But what, amigo? There's nothing else that can help me now. Especially since one of my kids needs medical attention. But with the budget I have, I won't have enough money to pay for it. I think he's about to suffer from polio, and I think he needs a vaccine before it can take full affect.
 * James: Wow!...One of your puppies has polio?
 * John: Not yet. He's losing his ability to walk, though, and the doctors said that it could get worse any day unless I pay for a vaccine....(Sighs) I don't think there'll be any hope for poor Tom anymore.
 * James: I'm sorry, John.
 * John: (Sighs) What am I gonna do? (Henry overhears this, and enters Copperfang's Office)
 * Copperfang: (Talking to portrait of him and the Weasleys) Well, my friends, this is a wonderful day. I've already released the curse that will eventually destroy Christmas forever. With no Christmas left to postpone my business, we'll become the best business in the UUniverses, just as we've always longed for.
 * Henry: Copperfang, sir?
 * Copperfang: What is it, Henry?
 * Henry: Isn't it possible that you may be taking this business running a bit too far? I just heard that John Chihuahua talking about how his son has been diagnosed with polio, and needs medical attention.
 * Copperfang: Henry, we've talked about this, family is nothing to me anymore.
 * Henry: But is that a reason to treat others badly? Isn't that exactly why your family--
 * Copperfang: HENRY, that's enough! My concern is only to profits and business. I had promised them they would get time off AFTER Christmas. That's what they've wanted, a simple day off.
 * Henry: On Christmas!
 * Copperfang: I DON'T CARE ABOUT CHRISTMAS!! Christmas is a way to halt business. I'm going through with this, and I don't wanna hear another word about it.
 * Henry: But--
 * Copperfang: NOT ONE MORE WORD!!
 * Henry:...(Sighs) Yes, sir.
 * Copperfang: Now leave. (He does that)...This will be a perfect day....Maybe I can amuse myself by watching the people outside being naughty. (Sits near a window, chuckling)
 * Spyro: (They are still riding through the sky) Well, it was nice that Heat Miser didn't fire at us. But it's sad that the Snow Miser didn't feel the same way.
 * Kairi: Yeah. At least we got through with little effort. We need to get to the Temple to save our friends. If that shield didn't get in the way, I would've been able to contact them with my iPhone I got on my 18th birthday.
 * SpongeBob: And when Icky made that crazy deal with those fire ants.
 * Kairi: Yeah, that, too.
 * Alfred: Well, we're almost there. But the question is that how are we gonna get the Lodgers out to see we're there?
 * SpongeBob: Loud noise might do it. (Takes out a tuba, and blows it, and the camera goes far away as the sound blasts across the area, agonizing the naughty people on the ground affected by the curse)
 * Guy #1: EXCUSE YOU, *********** ******* ************* *********!!
 * Kairi: SpongeBob, I don't think that's necessary. They're sure to notice us flying to them. We know they'll be watching out for an angry mob caused by all the mayhem that our antihero friends had caused.
 * Spongebob: Well, hopefully it'll also let the Lodgers know we're here.
 * Alfred: Indeed. But I think the angry mob would prove to be a problem for even us. They might get in the way of our mission. They'll have to turn off the shield, and let the curse affect the antiheroes again. When it's down, the mob will pour in and overwhelm us.
 * Spyro:...Good point. We'll have to do something about that mob so they don't end up complicating our chance to save Christmas. And judging by the fact that they're naughty, they'll do a lot more to them than just being mad at them.
 * SpongeBob: You're right. We need a way to drive those meanies away so we can get them inside the bag without problem.
 * Alfred: Guys, I think I see the Temple. (A view of a large blinking half-sphere is seen)
 * Kairi: That's it, alright.
 * SpongeBob: And maybe we were right about the mob. Look! (They see that a large group of people is seen at the front entrance)
 * Spyro: Oh, boy.
 * Alfred: Let's move, Donner! (They move towards the Temple)
 * Private: (They see a massive angry mob at their front entrance) I think we're in deep trouble, guys. That mob looks like it'll hurt us really badly.
 * Lord Shen: When I get my wings on that Copperfang, I'll make him wish he was never born! HE RUINED OUR REPUTATION!!
 * Ignitus: They won't hurt us, Shen. The shield will keep them from entering. Me and Cynder will try and talk to them.
 * Sparx: Well, somebody had better talk to them, or I'm gonna be very pissed. And very dead.
 * Ignitus: (He and Cynder come out to the mob) Everyone, calm down! Our antihero friends didn't mean any harm. They just--
 * Woman: YOU KIDDING?!? THEY DID UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO US!!
 * Man: That snake ripped up one of my library books!
 * Man #2: That Icky bird poured olive oil in my underpants, set it on fire, and burnt them straight off!
 * Woman #2: The wolf ate my children's homework! (Her two kids gave a 'thumbs up' remark)
 * Donkey Farmer: (With the word 'ass' written on the back of his pants) Do I even need to say it?
 * Ignitus: Okay, we can explain everything, just calm down--
 * Man #2: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN NOTHING!! LET US IN YOUR DAMN TEMPLE SO WE CAN TEACH THOSE PRANKSTERS A LESSON!!
 * Cynder: Listen pal, violence never solved anything. It's Christmas time for corn's sake.
 * Woman #1: CHRISTMAS TIME?!? WE DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS!! CHRISTMAS IS AWFUL FOR SOME REASON!!
 * Ignitus: You all don't get it. They were corrupted by a curse, just like all of you are.
 * Woman #2: SHUT UP, AND LET US IN, DRAGON-BALLS!!!
 * Ignitus: (Offended) Well, excuse me!
 * Cynder: (Sighs) It's not working, Ignitus. The curse is blinding their sense of peace and goodwill.
 * ???: PERHAPS WE CAN HELP!! (SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi, Alfred, and the reindeer arrive)
 * Cynder: Guys? You're back?
 * Alfred: And we're here to help. (Takes out a small gift, and drops it in the middle of the mob)
 * Man #1: What is this, a Christmas present? Pfft, it must be a piece of lint, or some--(Opens it, and the entire mob freezes in ice)
 * Cynder: WHOA!
 * Spyro: You just froze them solid!!
 * Alfred: It's just nano-ice. The nanobots inside will keep them from dying in that ice, and it'll slowly melt the ice. They'll be free in 30 minutes or so.
 * SpongeBob: Wow, you elves are awesome!
 * Alfred: I know. Now, Mr. Igntius, Santa told us to bring your friends here so we can escort your Lodger friends to the North Pole.
 * Ignitus: I don't think we can do that. It would mean we'd have to disable the shield that keeps our antihero friends unaffected by the curse.
 * Spyro: Then you'll have to restrain them. We've got only 30 minutes until the mob unfreezes, so we'll have to do it quick.
 * Ignitus: If you insist.
 * Lord Shen: I immediately regret this! (He is seen tied up in ropes, along with the other antiheroes)
 * Cynder: It's just so we can get you to come with us to the North Pole. We'll be much safer there.
 * Lord Shen: I know, but this just feels weird.
 * Icky: Without a doubt.
 * SpongeBob: You guys got the antiheroes restrained?
 * Banzai: I assure you, my legs are feeling numb by now. Of course we're restrained. (Ed laughs crazily)
 * Ignitus: Okay. We'll be deactivating the shield in 3...2...1...(The shield gets turned off, and the antiheroes immediately get corrupted again)
 * Lord Shen: HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?...WHY AM I TIED UP?!?
 * Squidward: Shaddap! (Smacks him)
 * Lord Shen: OW! Is that any way to treat a general?
 * Squidward: I said *Smack* shaddap, whitey!
 * SpongeBob: I CAN'T TAKE IT! SEEING YOU JUST SLAP SHEN LIKE THAT IS JUST TOO HORRIBLE TO WATCH!!
 * Spyro: Pull yourself together, SpongeBob. (The Lodgers throw the antiheroes into the bag as their screams are heard, but the screams stop immediately afterward)
 * Lord Shen:...What is this magic?
 * Icky: This place isn't all that bad, but it doesn't change anything.
 * Kairi: Santa says all of you can fit in the bag, so come in. The water's fine.
 * Rico: CANNONBAAAAALLL!! (Jumps into the bag, and a few bounces are heard) WHOOAA, WHOOAAAAAHH!!! WHOOOAAAHHH!!
 * Skipper: Rico, status report?!?
 * Rico: BOUNCEEEEYYY!!!
 * Icky: (A smack is heard) OOHHH!!! RIGHT IN THE DICKENS!!!
 * Rico: Sorry!
 * Skipper: C'mon, everyone, let's go. (All the Lodgers enter the bag, and inside, they find that it's a bright bouncy-house-like circular cauldron with swirling rainbow colors, and astral-swirling windows)
 * Kowalski: GOOD GOLLY-WOLLY!!! LOOK AT THIS PLACE!!!
 * Sparx: Well ain't this as freaky as hell? (Music is heard) What the? (Suddenly, a pan-dimensional suit-wearing Jack-in-the-Box appears as well as pan-dimensional toys)
 * Po: Now there's something you don't see everyday.

(The pan-dimensional Jack-in-the-Box sings this) Flashback Present Later... Snow Miser's Territory Snow Miser's Fortress Sleigh Altitude Santa's Workshop Santa's Elves' Factory Copperfang's Mansion, 8:30 PM ???: COPPERFANG!!
 * Icky:...Now that's what I call a Big-Lipped Alligator Moment. (The gag appears)
 * Pan Jack-in-the-Box: Welcome to...well...Santa's magic bag, I guess. My name is Jack.
 * Icky: Well, of course it is, you're a Jack-in-the-Box!
 * Jack: This bag is known to store an infinite number of toys and presents, and it's where we pan-dimensional toys live.
 * Puss: Pan-Dimensional?
 * Sandy: It means they pertain to all dimensions of reality. They're astral toys.
 * Jack: Yep. We don't come from your worlds.
 * PD Baby Doll: We just come from the exact same dimension where Santa's elves found this bag. Sure some dimensions are conjoined together like yours, but some are just solo like ours.
 * PD Soldier Action Figure: But this bag isn't the only one found by elves. Other Santas around your UUniverses own some.
 * Po: Awesome!
 * Jack: Indeed. The problem with it is that some toys like us are given the solemn duty to guard the bags to prevent them from being used for evil.
 * PD Toy Cowboy: Cuz' you know that a bag that can store an infinite amount of stuff can be useful. The magic can be harnessed. Or worse.
 * Kairi: Guys, how is it in there?
 * Po: IT'S AMAZING!!
 * Donkey: IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DAMN PLACE I EVER SAW!
 * Kairi: Great! We're on our way to the North Pole, now. Be warned that those who are on the Naughty List will be magically stored in presents when they go through the Workshop's shield. The antiheroes will have to spend the entire mission inside presents.
 * Icky: WHAT?!?
 * Cynder: YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!! (Tries to change into her avatar form, but the magic restraints prevent her from doing so. The same thing is said for Riku)
 * Lord Shen: LET US GO THIS INSTANT!!
 * Spyro: We'll see you guys when we get there. (Shuts the bag)
 * Jack:...Well, you guys are on a mission, huh?
 * Shrek: Yeah. Let's just say our friends here are cursed by a scroogy uncle of Viper's who wants Christmas gone for good, and we have to stop him.
 * Jack: Hmm...well, you must be the Shell Lodge Squad that the many Santas have told us so much about.
 * Patrick: Yeah. Who did you think we were, tourists?
 * PD Lego Minifigure: I did, actually.
 * Jack: Well, no we didn't. We knew you were here for a reason, but not for exploring.
 * Sir Hiss: How about for taking you guys apart? I'd do that.
 * Viper: Hiss, shush!
 * Po: Uh, excuse our antihero friends, they're affected by a curse called 'The Dark Man's Scrooginess', and they, uh, can't control what they say or do, so, expect them to be really mean at the moment.
 * Jack: THE DARK MAN'S SCROOGINESS!? That kind of curse is normally impossible to cast because of how rare it is! Who or what managed to get ahold of something like that?
 * Viper: It's my Uncle Copperfang. He found it in a book in a basement that belonged to his maid, a relic collector named Miss Warts. He learned a thing or two from that book, and because he thinks Christmas interferes with his business as a toy-company owner, he hates Christmas, and wants it destroyed.
 * Jack: No wonder you guys are here! Do you have ANY idea what that kind of spell has done?
 * PD Baby Doll: We do. We once had it do terrible thing in our world that have ruined Christmas. And now you have to do something now that history is sure to repeat itself.
 * Tigress: Wait! 'Repeat itself'?
 * Shifu: You mean this has happened in our world before?
 * Jack: A LONG time ago. It happened during the aftermath of a poorly-known event you refer to as 'The First Cartoonian War'. We toys are immortal, so we've been alive at that very time when the Dark Man's Scrooginess was cast.
 * Patrick: I'M FREAKING OUT!!
 * Jack: I shall tell you the story of what happened that faithful day while we are on our way to Santa's Workshop. It was during the 2nd Century AD. Technology was scarce, yet Christmas was only a hundred years old....
 * (Jack): During this exact time, we astral toys had discovered the theory of converged universes. During the 2nd Century, we had advanced to a 20th century society. We knew magic very well, and knew how to master it. When we discovered these worlds' Christmas holiday, we thought of it as a way to achieve enlightenment. We're basically toys, so we're meant to be played with. We discovered that we could achieve enlightenment by being owned by a child. We would achieve true happiness. But a certain somebody we found was not fond of Christmas. He hated it so much, he treated people badly. He owned a highly-profitable business as a banker. He cancelled holidays off because he thought it interfered with his business. He ended up declaring that he was his own heir to his company one day. Because this was illegal, his business was shut down on the exact day that December started. As an act of revenge, he escaped prison, and discovered a book that taught the Dark Man's Scrooginess curse. He realized that he could use this to get revenge on the holiday he blamed for the loss of his business. By Christmas Day, everyone turned so naughty, everyone in the world was on his Naughty List, and therefore they never got presents. Once the spell wore off, everyone ended up losing Christmas spirit the next year, all because of this careless, scroogy person who had little to no spirit in his heart. But on Christmas Eve on the exact same year he began his curse, he was killed by one of his naughty puppets....
 * Jack: Our kind fell into deep depression the following year since then. We were lucky enough that Christmas remained alive to this day. Since then, we and the hundreds of Santas in the UUniverses swore to destroy all sources of that curse to make sure that history never repeats itself. We only traced one last source: the book that your uncle has in his non-existent grasp.
 * PD Soldier Action Figure: Our calculations show that if another one happens, then Christmas will be destroyed and more. They'll come to believe that Santa wasn't real this whole time, and they'll fall into hostility and ruining. No Santa, no Christmas. No Christmas, NO PEACE AND GOODWILL TOWARD MEN!! (Everyone gasps)
 * Cynder: OH, BIG DEAL!! Christmas is a waste. We'll find another source of happiness.
 * Riku: Yeah. Nothing lasts forever, you know.
 * Sparx: Would anyone want me to slap them for those lines?
 * Shifu: No, they are still our friends.
 * Soothsayer: This will not be an easy battle. But I know for sure that what I see in our future will surprise even me. It's hard to describe, but it will not be pleasant. Whatever happens, it will all work out for the better in the end.
 * Squidward: In other words, we will win?
 * Soothsayer: I don't know.
 * Squidward: YOU DON'T KNOW?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW?!? You're supposed to know everything, you old goat!
 * Soothsayer: I'm a soothsayer, not a miracle worker. Soothsayers aren't all-knowing, you know. You can't just come to me for advice about the future ALL THE TIME! It just ruins the plot.
 * Patrick: You're not a very nice person, Squidward, even on Christmas.
 * Sandy: Yeah, perhaps our antihero friends won't be the only ones that'll be trapped in a magical present.
 * Squidward: (Sighs) Alright, maybe I'm over-reacting about that whole astral toy story.
 * Jack: Not the first time people react to what we have to tell. Our history is more sadistic than the original Pinocchio.
 * Icky: Oh, come on! How sadistic can the original story about a puppet that wants to be a real boy be? Disney showed that it had a happy ending.
 * Jack:...You REALLY wanna know how the original story went?
 * Icky: That's what I said, spring-legs!
 * Jack:...(Sighs) Very well. I'll tell you....
 * Jack:...But then, he just sees it was just freshly-minted gold coins. As for Geppetto, he got healthy and resumed his job. And that's the end. (Everyone was shocked with their mouths opened)
 * Sparx:...Okay, I knew the Nostalgia Critic said the book was sadistic, BUT NOT THAT SADISTIC!!
 * Icky: HAH, the fox and cat tried to hang the bastard?!? (Laughs) You kill me!
 * Shrek: (Shrugs) Are we there yet? I'm starting to wish Icky would just shut up for once. He's getting more annoying than Donkey.
 * Skipper: (Looks through the magic windows) Well, we're in a snowy arctic, I'll tell you that.
 * Jack: Anyway, what were we talking about?
 * PD Lego Minifigure: The curse?
 * Jack: Oh, yeah. You guys are surely the only hope we have of making sure Christmas isn't destroyed, and our enlightenment isn't ruined forever. We enjoy the happiness of children just as much as you enjoy Christmas. As long as Christmas is around, we'll have much to live for.
 * Icky: Yeah, yeah, blow it out your wooden ear, bouncy-bastard. (Shrek smacks him) OW!
 * Shrek: Sorry, I couldn't resist. I just hate Icky when he's cursed.
 * Skipper: We'll save Christmas, Jackie-Boy. We promise you.
 * Jack: You promise?
 * Skipper: Cross my heart, and hope to die.
 * Trixie: And I HOPE you do.
 * Discord: (Magically tapes all the antiheroes' mouths shut) You're welcome.
 * Shifu: Let's hope we can reach the Workshop in time. (The sleigh goes off into the distance)
 * Patchy: (The fruitcake truck is smashed, and Patchy is seen crawling out, and Potty is seen with his puppet strings taped together after being snapped) Well, that didn't go very well.
 * Potty: What a surprise. NOT!
 * Patchy: Oh, shut up, pecker-face! Anyway, where's that fruitcake driver who tagged along?
 * Potty: Beats me.
 * Patchy:...Oh, boy, I hope he isn't dead, or I'd definitely be on the naughty list again. (The Fruitcake Driver is seen hopping away from the scene) Oh, there it is! HEY, BUDDY! Come back! It's not safe to go out into an uncharted arctic area by yerself. It's dangerous.
 * Potty: He's better off away from you! You're the only thing dangerous in this neck of the frozen woods. (Suddenly, a giant beastly rabbit-like ice dragon pops out of the snow and appears in front of the frightened Fruitcake Driver)...Well, behind giant abominable snow dragon rabbits, anyway. (The Fruitcake Driver muffled screams as the Snow-Dragon-Rabbit was prepared to eat him) Shouldn't you help him?
 * Patchy: You got any of them futuristic doohickeys from our BC special? (Potty takes out a blaster from nowhere, and Patchy grabs it) Don't try this at home, kids. (He fired the blaster at the monster as it dropped the Fruitcake Driver, and the blast pushed Patchy into a tree which covered him in snow)
 * Potty: next time, let ME handle the phaser.
 * Patchy: (Pops out of the snow as the Fruitcake Driver runs from the Snow-Dragon Rabbit Monster) Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's just grab the sucker and get out of here! (They do that, and Patchy looks at the beast)...Excuse me, and Merry Christmas! (He runs away screaming with Potty and the Fruitcake Driver as the Snow-Dragon Rabbit roared and hopped after them) I THINK THIS MIGHT BE IT, POTTY! WE'RE DONE FOR!
 * Potty: For once, you may be right! I mean, what are the odds something like a 4-member group of Lord of the Rings ripoff characters coming in and beating the living crud out of this hideousness right before I finish this sen-- (Suddenly, an icicle is shot into the monster's side, and it falls to the ground dead)
 * Patchy:...Whoa, so much for this adventure being child-friendly.
 * ???: WHO GOES THERE?!? (Icicilans appear, along with General Frozzalf, and his 3 assistants)
 * Ice Human: It appears to be a mortal man, General.
 * Ice Dwarf: Impossible! No mortal man is ever capable of surviving a journey here.
 * Potty: Oh, boy, talk about irony.
 * Ice Dwarf:...Why would a tropical bird be in this kind of environment?
 * Patchy: I'm sorry, but who are you guys?
 * Frozzalf: We are the Icicilans, the commanding forces of the one and only Snow Miser. We fight for a White Christmas, and keep the forces of heat from consuming the world.
 * Patchy:...Snow Miser? You mean that guy from those Rankin-Bass movies?
 * Ice Elf: That's a part of his fame. The rest is another story. But the rest is need-to-know classified to mortals like you.
 * Ice Dwarf: What are your orders, General?
 * Frozzalf:...We shall take them with us to the fortress. The fates of trespassing mortals such as these are not mine to command. That is for the Snow Miser to decide.
 * Patchy:...Am I dreaming? Did that crash knock me out, or something?
 * Frozzalf: Just come with us. Be warned that heat in our land is forbidden, so you'll have to go through a certain spell to get use to the cold that you mortals are not usually accustomed to.
 * Patchy:...I am definitely dreaming.
 * Ice Dwarf: Oh, really? Then does this hurt? (Kicks Patchy in the groin)
 * Patchy: OOHHHH!!!...
 * Potty: Right in the Jingle Bells.
 * Patchy:...If it's worth it...can ya' freeze the parrot?
 * Potty: WHAT?!?
 * Frozzalf: Be still, and I shall cast the spell. (Does an incantation that consumes Patchy, Potty, and the fruitcake driver in a blue shield that covers their body and turns invisible)
 * Patchy: Alright, what's going on here?
 * Frozzalf: Aufeis, escort them to the fortress.
 * Ice Human (Aufeis): Yes, sir! (They leave with the three)
 * Snow Miser: (Being served by the dancing girls until Frozzalf, Aufeis, the Ice Elf, and the Ice Dwarf come in with Patchy, Potty, and the Fruitcake Driver)...What the--?!? FROZZALF?!? How dare you disturb me without notifying me that you were coming?!?
 * Frozzalf: It was urgent, so I didn't have time. It appears some mortals have trespassed here.
 * Patchy:...Uh...Ahoy there?
 * Snow Miser: (Walks up to Patchy) How is this possible? No mortal can travel here without freezing to death. Who are you?
 * Patchy: Patchy, sir. And this be my parrot, Potty....(Everyone laughs)
 * Snow Miser: Potty? Who names their parrot 'Potty'? Is he toilet-trained, or something? (Laughs)
 * Potty: (Gets angry, and attacks Snow Miser) NOW YOU'RE REALLY TOO MUCH!!
 * Patchy: POTTY, NO!! STOP THAT!! (Snow Miser freezes Potty in a block of ice)...Potty!...Unfreeze him, please!
 * Snow Miser: Hey, I make ice, I don't destroy it. That's Heat Miser's job. Heat here is not allowed. He's basically stuck like this, so sorry.
 * Patchy:...You know, you really ARE too much.
 * Ice Elf: Hey, genius, you said you wanted him frozen, remember? Besides, you have a cane-hand, why not use it to break the ice?
 * Potty: IT'S A HOOK, YE' COLD-HEARTED SCALLIWAG!
 * Snow Miser: ENOUGH! You two have got a lot of nerve to show up to this part of the world.
 * Fruitcake Driver: (Manages to get the cloth off of his mouth, and gets a breath of fresh air) Sir, I'm not with them! They just stole my truck, and drove all the way here. It's THESE guys you should punish!
 * Patchy: Hey, I saved yer' life from that dragon-bunny! Listen, Mr. Snow Miser, we didn't come looking for trouble. We just wanted to visit Santa Claus. You know, the guy you had to help after ye' nearly ruined Christmas in your second movie?
 * Snow Miser:...You travelled here...by vehicle...over hundreds of miles...for the sake of Santa Claus?
 * Ice Dwarf: That's gotta be the dumbest thing I've ever heard. A man wouldn't last a single day on a trip to his workshop. You'd have to be lucky to get there.
 * Patchy: Maybe I was lucky.
 * Snow Miser: Enough talk. Since I found you guys, I'm not gonna allow you to spill the beans about me and my family's worlds to the rest of the world. So I'm afraid you'll have to stay here for the rest of your mortal lives.
 * Fruitcake Driver: WHAT?!?
 * Patchy:...Okay, look, Mr. Miser, I can explain.
 * Snow Miser: Too late, my decision is made. You may not look like much of an asset to my forces, but I have turned mortals into Icicilans before. You might need to lose a few things, though. The hook, the hat, the beard, the eye-patch, the silly pirate costume...
 * Patchy: HEY, I'LL HAVE YE' KNOW THAT YOU BE TALKING TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB!! You force me to be one of your stone-cold army men, you ruin a perfect show.
 * Snow Miser:...Beg pardon?
 * Fruitcake Driver: That's what he said he was, sir. To be honest, I never knew the president was a guy that dresses up like a pirate.
 * Patchy: I AM A PIRATE!!
 * Snow Miser: SILENCE! The group initiation starts in 2 days. Make yourselves comfortable, you two. You might enjoy it here. (Chuckles as the three are thrown inside a cell, and that actually shatters Potty's ice block)
 * Potty:...I think I broke my wish bone.
 * Patchy:...Well, kids, it seems something unexpected happened to us.
 * Fruitcake Driver: It's YOUR fault, you know. If you hadn't stolen my damn truck, then we wouldn't be stuck in this frozen wasteland!
 * Patchy: Whoa, easy with the language, pal. If it makes ye' feel any better, I did save yer' life.
 * Fruitcake Driver: You just said that, you didn't have to remind me again. NOW I'LL NEVER SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN, AND WILL BE FORCED TO FIGHT AGAINST A LOUSY COLD WAR!! If you wanted to see your 'childish' friends this year, why didn't you just ask instead of jacking my truck?
 * Patchy: I'M SORRY, OKAY?!? (Potty smacks the both of them with a sign that says 'Peace on Earth')
 * Potty: Do I have to separate you two?
 * Patchy:...(Sighs) Sorry, sir. I guess I was just so urgent to see Santa, I lost me sense of morality.
 * Fruitcake Driver: The name's Dan! And for the sake of sanity, I will accept your apology...for now. By the way, who were you talking to?
 * Patchy: The kids that be watching us. See? (Dan looks)
 * Dan:...I don't see anybody.
 * Patchy: (Sighs) You know what, kids, why bother watching our bigotry? Just go back to the show while we figure a way out of this winter wonderland of craziness.
 * Kairi: (She, Spyro, SpongeBob, Alfred, and the reindeer are still riding the sleigh to Santa's Workshop) Oh, boy, we're heading back through the Miser Brothers' Territory again.
 * Cupid: Well, thank goodness that the Heat Miser won't be attacking us for what you did for his general.
 * Spyro: It's Snow Miser we have to worry about.
 * SpongeBob: Well, so far, both mountains seem to have calmed down, so I guess it's momentarily safe.
 * Spyro: But something will cause them to spark again soon enough. We have to move quickly.
 * Cupid: Right, so be well on your guard. (They appear right above the territories)
 * Donner: Alright. Expect attack from Snow Miser. And be sure to watch Heat Miser in case he gets any unexpected ideas. (Snow Miser manages to upgrade his crossbow into a Gatling gun)
 * Spyro: WHAT THE HECK?!?
 * Alfred: Since when did Snow Miser upgrade into a Gatling gun?!?
 * Snow Miser: FIRE! (The Gatling gun rapidly fires icicles at the sleigh, and the reindeer are barely able to avoid them until Heat Miser notices it)
 * Heat Miser: Hmmph, attack our rescuers, will you? (He has upgraded his catapult into a lava-gun) Two can play the upgrading game. (Sprays lava at Snow Miser's Gatling gun, and melts it down)
 * Snow Miser: NO!!
 * Kairi:...(Heat Miser winks at them and gives them a thumbs up)...Well, that was very nice of him to defend us.
 * Alfred: Well, it still counts on them having their feud. If Snow Miser realizes we rescued them, then he'll be convinced more to attack us. We must move faster.
 * Donner: Way ahead of you. We will get through before Snow Miser gets out large crossbow. (Speeds away)
 * Snow Miser: OKAY, PAL, WHAT GIVES?!? WHY WOULD YOU DEFEND THOSE INTRUDERS?!?
 * Heat Miser: None of your business, deep freeze!
 * Snow Miser: Okay, it's go time again! (The two begin fighting again)
 * Santa: (On an iPhone) Anything new to report, Alfred?
 * Alfred: (In the sleigh with the others) We got the Lodgers, Santa. They're ready to help us take care of this evil. We're arriving at the workshop now. I'll see you as soon as I can. Alfred out. (Hangs up his iPhone) Alright, guys, tell the Lodgers that we'll be passing the shield soon.
 * Kairi: (Opens the bag) Guys, we're arriving at Santa's Workshop now, so expect the antiheroes to be trapped in a present, or any of you who have already been naughty.
 * Icky: Oh, boy!
 * Lord Shen: LET US OUT OF HERE, ******** **** *** **** **** ******!!! (The sleigh passes through the shield, and all the antiheroes are magically zapped with green energy, and trapped inside magic presents)
 * Po: Whoa!
 * Spyro: Are they okay?
 * Discord: I don't know if they are, they're trapped inside Christmas presents.
 * Alfred: Opening their presents inside the shield will only result in them getting trapped again. They'll have to stay trapped in them for the remainder of this mission.
 * Kairi: (To Shen's present) SORRY, UNCLE SHEN, YOU'LL HAVE TO STAY IN THAT PRESENT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS MISSION! (Shen's mumbled shouts are heard inside the present, and the sleigh lands in the reindeer room, where the 4 climb out, and the reindeer are unhitched)
 * SpongeBob: (Takes the bag, and lays it down) Alright, guys, we're here. (The Lodgers climb out with their packaged friends)
 * Discord: Question, how am I going through this shield without being packaged?
 * Alfred: The shield probably sees you as neutral.
 * Santa: (Arrives with his Santa laugh) Welcome, everybody, to my Workshop.
 * Po: WHOA-HO-HO-HOA!! The pens look amazing.
 * Kowalski: I agree. (Looks at the pens) It appears the pens have a bathroom system, and...(Checks some aerogel residue)...Aerogel bedding? But...but nobody we know has been able to advance this kind of technology well.
 * Alfred: We elves come from a world where we are a few hundred years more advanced than humans today. The pens' functions and accommodations for the reindeer are completely automated except for the bathing parts, which Mrs. Claus has to work on.
 * SpongeBob: The elves have already explained to us how the stuff in this workshop works. Repeating it doesn't need to be heard by the audience. So...
 * Kowalski: Egad! You elves kick tail feathers!
 * Alfred: Yes. Having elf labor requires that all elves be fed, kept healthy, and reproduce to make more workers to keep up with the growing world population. It only takes an elf 10 years to learn how to work here since...since that's the year where elves go into adulthood.
 * Santa: And don't tell any strangers about my workshop, or you'll all get coal in your stockings this year. (In echoing voice) I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!!
 * Sparx: NYAH, stop that, you're creeping me out!
 * Santa: (Santa-laughs) I'm just teasing! Even a jolly old man like me has to have a laugh every once in a while.
 * Crane: Well, you told us about your technological advancements, and elf society, now...can you tell us how you met those astral toys in your bag?
 * Santa: Oh, every Santa knows about the astral toys from Dimension Toyex. They help us keep Christmas stable for our worlds and theirs. In return, we allow them to achieve enlightenment by being owned by children.
 * Melman: Uh...does the same thing count for Woody, Buzz, and our toy friends in the Pixar world?
 * Santa: They're not exactly from Toyex, but the magic that the Toyexians provided allowed them to come to life. They spread the magic to other parts of the UUniverses such as those misfit toys you encountered on your adventures with Rudolph. (They go inside a surveillance chamber with a few seats in a circular arrangement, and in the middle is a giant snowglobe. Elves are also seen on green computers and checking imNaughty Pads, imNice Pads, and a large holographic globe showing red marks, and green marks turning into red marks) Anyway, we have a job to do, so there's no time to explain more. The Dark Man's Scrooginess has already consumed 20% of the entire population of the Dragon Realms. The more people that are affected, the more that will be put on the naughty list. If that curse makes it to 100%, I'll have no choice but to cancel my trip around the world this year. Nobody in the world will be nice enough to receive presents.
 * Female Elf Diagnostic Worker: (Working on a green computer) And our calculations show that the curse will complete it's progress precisely on Christmas Eve. (Checks imNaughty Pad) And the Naughty List is growing spontaneously.
 * Santa: While I can't do anything about the naughty-and-nice rule, there is an exit clause in it that will renew everyone who was bad because of the curse. The only way for that to happen is for the one responsible for the curse to admit his guilt, apologize, and to make up for his actions. Then everyone who was affected by the curse will be put back on the nice list.
 * Donkey: I didn't know there was an exit clause to this kind of thing!
 * SpongeBob: I did. When Plankton used his jerktonium on everyone, Santa marked everyone on the Naughty List. But when he was discovered, everyone was put back on the nice list after being acquitted.
 * Santa: Exactly. It's quite simple when you think about it. Copperfang will have to change his ways in order to set this all right. I've already got a plan. Miss Warts is ready to give him the Amulet of Miracles, which is the key to changing him. All we have to do is sneak it on him, and make sure it stays on him by Christmas Eve. That means SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi have to watch over him and make sure nothing goes wrong. If one mistake is made, then it's all over.
 * Viper: Why can't we help?
 * Santa: Because if there was more helping, then Copperfang would surely know he was being watched. These three are the only chance we have of doing things perfectly. That, and it's because this is a Tman episode and he placed those three as the main stars cause, well, he's Tman. He's known for his.... Faverisums. Alright, Grace? Contact Miss Warts, and tell her to prepare the Amulet.
 * Female Elf Diagnostics Worker (Grace): It will be done, sir! (Presses a few commands on her computer)...
 * Alfred: (Looks at Grace admiringly, and sighs joyfully)
 * Santa: Alfred, are you okay?
 * Alfred: Oh, uh, nothing, sir. Nothing at all.
 * Santa: Now, the Villain League is going to be watching over Copperfang during all of this. You three are gonna have to dispose of them so they don't become an obstacle.
 * Kairi: You can count on us, Santa.
 * Spyro: Yes, we'll make sure this curse is taken care of before Christmas Eve.
 * Crane: "Aw come on, we're not allowed to take on the leage either?! You could've at least gave us getting rid of THEM to us!"
 * Po: "What can ya do? Tman Episode."
 * Miss Warts: (Sees Copperfang sleeping in his chair peacefully) Alright, he's asleep. (She is seen carrying the Amulet of Miracles with Henry)
 * Henry: I hope this works.
 * Miss Warts: Hey, you can trust Santa Claus with these things. Once we put this Amulet on him, he will surely change for the better. Now be quiet. We have to do it while he's sleeping. (After 20 seconds, they manage to put the Amulet on him, and magical white snow surrounds him for a while, and 30 minutes later, he woke up to the sound of the doorbell ringing)
 * Copperfang: WHAT THE--?!?...Oh, whew! It was just nothing. I thought someone naughty was gonna come up and snap my neck, or something....(He suddenly gets puzzled by the spooky vibe around him, and he looks around for a bit with a lit candle)...(He goes downstairs and hears the sounds of rustling chains)...What was that sound?...(Looks around, and sees nothing. He shrugs as he tries to go back to bed, and then the sound is heard again)...ALRIGHT, WHO'S SCREWING AROUND WITH ME?!?...(Shrugs) You'd better leave, I have a shotgun! (Suddenly, the doorbell rings again on its own, much to the snake's shock)...(Chuckles) Okay, that's probably just the wind.
 * Copperfang:...And apparently, it knows my name! (Once the doorbell stops ringing, the fire on his candle blows out on it's own)...(Gulps) Okay, whoever's doing that, CUT IT OUT!! I'll call the authorities if this continues!!" (Nothing was heard).... Hmmph! Just as I suspected, hooligans. (He returned to his chair) Can't they learn for once that I am just an old person? Lousy trespassers thinking it's funny to make me think that I'm being haunted by--
 * Suddenly the bell begins ringing again on its own, much to Copperfang's shock. Once the thing stops ringing, the fire and the candlelight begins dimming out until it's gone.
 * Copperfang: "What's going on here? This is some king of elaberate prank devised by a pranking show? I'll sue their company owner to cancel them out of existence?!...(The scary vibe wears off)...(Scoffs) Of course, it's the side effects of my anti-depressants medication.
 * ???: OH, NO, IT'S NOT! (Suddenly, two weasel ghosts appear from through a wall, and they are both the same as the weasels on Copperfang's portrait at the building, only their heads are tied up with cloths, and over a dozen chains are attached to them with money boxes. The two weasels laugh crazily, and Copperfang screams like a girl)
 * Copperfang: GHOSTS!!! (Hides under his chair)
 * Weasel #1: What's with him?
 * Weasel #2: Maybe it's those 'medications' he mentioned.
 * Weasel #1: I don't think it's the medications. (They both laugh crazily)
 * Copperfang: (Takes a closer look at them)...Alan? Drakey? Is that you?
 * Weasel #1 (Alan): Well, who did you expect, Smartass and the Toon Patrol?
 * Weasel #2 (Drakey): As if they weren't dead enough many times before. (They both laugh)
 * Copperfang: (Miss Warts and Henry watch everything) What are you guys doing here? And...why do you look so horrible?
 * Alan: That's precisely what we're here to tell you, Jin. We're here to bring you a word of warning about what you're doing.

(This song plays)

During the song...
 * Drakey: You know, I gotta say, this reminds me of the year we bought and tore down the entire orphanage to make room for our latest Toy Factory.
 * Alan: Yeah, I remember laughing at the little tikes while they were standing in the snow bank after buying the property from the orphanage's landlord.
 * Drakey: With their little frostbitten Digimon toys. (They both scoffed and laughed, but then their money boxes roared at them) WHOA!!
 * Alan: Okay, okay, no more of that greedy crap! Geez!

Later in the song...
 * Copperfang: But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards Christmas time. You know how much it threatens the company we built together.
 * Drakey: You're right, there was this one thing about Christmas me and Alan liked.
 * Alan: And that was getting filthy stinking rich, of course! (They laughed, but the money boxes growled at them) Oops, sorry. Let's just get to the point!
 * Copperfang: Point? What point?

Much later in the song... After song. Diagnostics Chamber, Santa's Workshop Copperfang Manor. Santa's workshop. Morning, The Toy Company. (I am not trying to ruin chrismas. I just wanna give this a, slightly unconventional "Chrismas Carol" twist. It'd be TOO predictable to actselly use the chrismas spirits, so, I want to resolve Copperfang's scroogy problem in a more, different way. Also, fair to warn you, I plan to have the lougers "Brillient" idea to bring the cursed anti-heroes into the workshop turn out to be a bit of a bad idea.)
 * Copperfang: (Frightened) My God, what are these dreadful, monstrous chains?
 * Drakey: Oooooh, the chains. I hate them so damned much!
 * Alan: Copperfang, do you remember how we died?
 * Copperfang: You were touched by a homeless poison-dart frog?
 * Drakey: And remember EXACTLY what we said to him?
 * Copperfang: Yeah. You said "Why celebrate a holiday when you should know that there is no Santa Claus?" "So if he's not real, then why don't you forget celebrating it, and quit asking us about change, you stinky f****t?" "Why don't you just go shove a candy cane in your--"
 * Alan: Well, he had good reason to kill us! We were WRONG! We forged these heavy chains in life by our sins, hatred for Christmas and acts of greed! And so as punishment for our sins, we must carry them FOR ETERNITY!!
 * Drakey: If I recall correctly, Your wear such a massive chain yourself right now for what you did to your niece's friends. You even made it GROW by casting that curse of yours on the antihero members of the Shell Lodge Squad who have done nothing to you in your entire life!
 * Alan: There's no hope for us anymore, Copperfang! We are unable to remove these chains, literally! They magically bonded them to us. We're DOOMED! DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!
 * Drakey: And the same thing will happen to YOU, Copperfang!
 * Alan: Only they'll be worse. MUCH worse!
 * Copperfang: No! NO! IT CAN'T! IT JUST CAN'T!!!
 * Drakey: You know, it may be too late for us, but it's not too late for you to undo what you did to the only family member who showed ANY sympathy for you. We have come to warn you that you still have one chance of escaping your hatred of Christmas, the monster you turned yourself into, and save you from suffering our fate when death awaits! (One of the money boxes on their chains pops a clock out) Oh, poop-sticks! The chains are pulling us back!
 * Copperfang: No! NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!! YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE LIKE YOU!!!
 * Alan: Before you finish your blind ambitions to destroy Christmas forever, Jin, you will be haunted by three spirits!
 * Copperfang: Haunted?!? Haven't I had enough of that for once?!?
 * Alan: Without these visits, you can never hope to make amends to everyone for just trying to get rid of a holiday everyone loves, and escape the path we tread!
 * Drakey: Expect the first ghost tomorrow night at 10:00 PM!
 * Copperfang: Can't I just meet them all at once and get it over with?
 * Alan: It doesn't work like that, Copperfang! Spirits need prep time too, you know! Be ready for hell by 10:00 PM tomorrow night!
 * Drakey: We don't have much time left, Jin! These are our final words of warning to you. So listen to the spirits! Do what they say! Make amends to your niece and her friends, and quit being a pawn to those scumbag Villain Leaguers, or your chains will be heavier and longer than ours!
 * Copperfang: (Gulps, and the song ends)
 * Copperfang: "Wait a minute..... It's like that blasted story about what became of the Evernesier guy!"
 * Copperfang summons up an old "A Chrismas Carol" Book.
 * Copperfang skipped a few pages of the book.
 * Copperfang: "AH-HA!? Just as I thought! Ebereser encounters the EXACT same chained ghost of his former partner! Obviously the oldest chrismas trick in the book! And I'm not just being litteral! Well I'll fix THEIR red wagon!"
 * Copperfang begins to cast up an anti-ghost spell to keep out future visiting spirits!
 * Copperfang: "Try to get through THAT, ghosts! (Laughs)! Now, to get some sleep in my bed."
 * Rizzo: (In the Background): Is it just me or has Copperfang became a bigger "you-know-what" then ever pulling off that anti-ghost spell?
 * Gonzo: "Well in his defence, alot of the other scrooges of the universe only played fair cause they didn't HAD a means to defend themsleves from the chrismas ghosts. Copperfang IS a chinese warlock ya know, and it wouldn't make sense for him to just sit back and accept it. But even with his magic, it won't do any good. Miss Warts will explain it all. (They see that Miss Warts and Henry have seen everything, and go to another window to watch them)"
 * Henry: I told you he wouldn't be fooled! That shield he put up will prevent us from--
 * Miss Warts: The shields won't do any good, actually. No matter how many safety precautions he conjures up, the spirits will NEVER be deterred.
 * Henry:...And he never noticed the Amulet on his neck?
 * Miss Warts: No. That's because when someone wears the Amulet, it becomes invisible and untouchable to him. The only ones to see and touch it are other people like you and me. If that Amulet is EVER removed, it's over. Santa has sent some backup on their way to make sure that this Amulet remains on his neck by 10:00 PM tomorrow. Trust me, the spirits WILL see him. There's nowhere for him to hide.
 * Henry: Uh...why must the first spirit arrive tomorrow night?
 * Miss Warts: You heard the two ghosts. Spirits need to prepare for the job. It'll take the first spirit a day to get ready for his job. The other two will show up on the next night at 10:00 PM and midnight. By Christmas Eve, the deed will be done.
 * Henry: I hope so. I'd hate to see John's child die of polio.
 * Rizzo: "I don't know about this. That anti-ghost sheild looks pretty unprenatendable."
 * Gonzo: "I do see what you mean. It looks to be, a level 69 anti-ghost sheild."
 * Rizzo: "What exactly are the levels of chrismas ghosts? Cause if its a number lower then that, then the lougers except Spyro, SpongeBob and Kairi can kiss their corrupted friends and Christmas spirit goodbye."
 * Gonzo: Well, I heard that the three spirits have a 270 level.
 * Rizzo: 270?!?
 * Gonzo: (Henry and Miss Warts looks at the window, but the two Muppets have disappeared before they could see them)...Shhhh!
 * Miss Warts:...Anyway, everything will be fine by Christmas Eve. If not...Christmas will be destroyed forever, and order will have no meaning. (They both leave)
 * Gonzo:...Well, you heard them, folks. No matter what Copperfang does, he will never escape the ghosts that he will soon encounter. Tomorrow night at 10:00 PM will meet the arrival of the very first ghost.
 * Rizzo: The--(Gonzo covers his mouth)
 * Gonzo: Don't spoil who the first spirit will be played by, Rizzo!
 * Rizzo: Sorry.
 * Skipper: (All that had happened at that mansion were seen on the giant snowglobe) Whoa, I guess Copperfang does have a point. That Amulet is like a 'Christmas Carol' experience in a single relic.
 * Santa: Yes. In fact, that story played a role in the elves' inspiration in creating that Amulet. The elves say that the ghosts will visit as long as he wears that Amulet. If it's removed even once, it's game over.
 * Grace: (While not noticing that Alfred was staring at her from behind) Exactly. The Amulet allows the spirits to navigate to their location. When the Amulet is removed, the tracking signal is lost, and the spirits are sucked back to the afterlife, only to be able to come back once the Amulet is put back on near 9:00 PM the next day. And judging by...(Looks behind to face Alfred, and Alfred turns away to avoid her, whistling)...judging by how much time we have left before Christmas, we won't have time to start over. This is the only shot we have of saving Christmas.
 * Dougie: (Sitting next to Alfred, and had noticed him staring at Grace)...Alfred, are you alright?
 * Alfred: I'm fine, Dougie. Just fine. Why do you ask?
 * Dougie: Well...you were kinda looking at Grace funny. It's like...there's something about her.
 * Alfred: I don't know what you're talking about, snowflake, and as your leader, I want you to drop it.
 * Dougie: Okay!...
 * Alfred:...(Looks at Grace again, and sighs joyfully)
 * Grace:...so you three will have to go through tomorrow trying to make sure that nobody, not even his employees, notice the Amulet, and something will occur for them to remove it. And the only way to do that is to make the Amulet invisible to them.
 * SpongeBob: But how do we do that? We don't have magic like Merlin and a few other people from our Lodge.
 * Discord: Uh, pardon me, Mr. Santa Claus, sir? Perhaps I can help.
 * Santa: Discord, you know only SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi can do this.
 * Discord: Well, think about it for a minute. Your elf babe says that the Amulet must not be noticed by his employees or anyone he knows. They'll never do it on their own. They need some kind of magic to aid them. And since I am the most powerful of all of us, my parents being exceptions...(Wacky and Pranks are a bit touched)...then I'd like to help.
 * Grace: He does have a point, Santa, they can't cast an invisibility spell, and they'll need all the help we can get.
 * Santa:...Well...Discord is on the neutral side. I don't know if I can trust him with this position.
 * Discord: Trust me, big boy, my spells last FAR longer than Merlin's lousy wand spells.
 * Santa:...Very well. Does this invisibility spell of yours have any drawbacks?
 * Discord: Just one. You see, the spell is a very gentle one, and when it's going through too much stress, it will wear off. Even a single punch in the face will make the trinket visible again. Which means no physical pain can come to him.
 * Grace: Does tripping, slipping, dancing, bouncing, and moving around count for this?
 * Discord: Yes. Except the dancing and bouncing will not be of a concern since Copperfang is possibly not a fan of that stuff.
 * Kairi: Then we'll just have to make sure none of that happens to him throughout the entire day.
 * SpongeBob: That doesn't sound so hard.
 * Unbeknownst to them, in the leage fortress, the heroes were watched apawn by a spydrone from the Villain Leage, which isn't effected by the chrismas sheild because machines can't be neither naughty or nice, they're, machines.
 * Lord Cobra: "Those, cheecky devils! They'll complincate things! Maleficent?"
 * Maleficent appeared.
 * Lord Cobra: "Conjure up a powerful enough an anti-Draconquus spell to block out even the likes of Discord!"
 * Maleficent: "Consider it, done."
 * Maleficent casted the spell on the Ambulet of Miricles, which would prevent Discord from ever tampering with it.
 * Chrysalis: "Then all we have to do, is wait for Coppy to go to work and for those workers to see the ambulet. And soon, this is one chrismas carol that won't end traditionally."
 * Copperfang was sleeping.
 * Discord appeared quietly, and prepares to cast the spell, and did it, only for the magic to fart out on him!
 * Discord: "What?"
 * Discord kept trying, but all it does is make fart sounds! He keeps doing it until he ends up waking up Copperfang!
 * Copperfang: "WHO KEEPS FARTING!? (Sees Discord) AGGGGGGGGH!? A MONSTER?!"
 * Copperfang weilds his cane and turns on a destructice looking magic!
 * Copperfang: "Back beast, or i'll turn you into terracotta!"
 * Discord: "Pfft! You don't scare me, you old fart! Cheap mortal magic can never-"
 * Copperfang turns Discord into Terracotta!
 * Copperfang: "Magic I process is that of anichent chinese gods, beast! It's more, nay, BEYOND cheap mortal magic!"
 * Copperfang teleports the Terracotta'ed Discord into a basement filled with Terracotta versons of various people that disturbed Copperfang: Traveling Salesmen, Girl Scouts, Jahova's Witnesses, and the oocational unioned workers with protest signs.
 * Copperfang: "And yet, another Terracotta for the collection that I'll soon sell off in an auction pawn new year's day. Nighty-night."
 * Copperfang went back to sleep.
 * Everyone was shocked.
 * Santa: "...... Well..... That ended more poorly then expected."
 * Skipper: "That stupid necklace is bound to be noticed now!"
 * Spyro: "And no one can stop it!?"
 * Phil: "..... Well...... It was nice knowing ya, Chrismas....."
 * Copperfang came in, still ignorent to the Ambulet invisable only to him, but everyone else sees it.
 * James: "Hey, lord cheapstake? Where you get the nice expensive looking necklace?"
 * Copperfang was surprised.
 * Copperfang: "..... What're you talking about? (The Necklace becomes visable), I am not wearing a- (Gasps when he sees the ambulet) NECKLACE?! Wait..... Is that one of missus' wart's collection pieces, I......... MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTTTTTS?! THAT PIG, IS SO FIRED!?"
 * James: "That's kinda a stipid prank, making you wear a nice looking piece of jewery."
 * Copperfang: "Well, if you like it, (angerly yanks it off) PAWN WHAT ISN'T BROKEN TO YOUR LOCAL PAWN STORE?! (TOSSES THE AMBULET TO THE FLOOR, DESTROYING IT?!), I am going to give that PIG-FACED PIG BEAST, A PIECE OF MY MIND?!"
 * Copperfang slithered away angerly.
 * Copperfang: "YOUR ALL STILL WORKING?!"
 * James greedly grabs the borken ambulet!
 * James: "You think this could get me enough money to buy out Copper-butt John?"

Chapter 5: December 23rd Arrives/Santa's Workshop's naughty breached/Patchy's Burnt and Frozen Experience/Ginger the Reindeer/An unconventional Chrismas Carol
December 23rd
 * Copperfang was in an overcompident mood.
 * Copperfang: "Ahh, it's already been nearly 24 hours and no sign of the ghosts. Hehehehe, I showed them good. And in an event my sheild fails in some unbelieveable way, a ghost banishing spell never fails. Now, it's sleepy time, Ol' Copperfang. My work is going to pay off."