Magic University

 Magic University is a 2nd Season Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Twilight is surpised to see her old friend and Haku's younger brother Taiku coming to visit her and look foward to spending time together, but when Spike reveals that they werent always friends, he tells the Louge, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and the Mane 5 about how he and a college-bond Twilight met Taiku at Magic University (A college in Equestria where all teenage gifted mythical creatures who seek to learn evreything about magic come to this educational magic learning environment) 10 years before the begining of mlp season 1 and after Twilight got her cutie mark. Back then, Twilight is extremely eager to begin her fillyhood dreams of starting college and is majoring to master high-level magic. But things dont go as plan when she and Spike meet Taiku who happens to be in the same fraternity they are. They reveal their past rough lives before Princess Celestia came into them and begin a crazy and out of control rivalry with the both of them cant standing eachother due to her being the smart freshman student while Taiku shows to be almost the exact opposite of Twilight: wacky, had a huge knack at pranking her, a super smart dragon and is the life of the party but Celestia manages to keep the rivalry from nearly tearing their lives apart (including getting them kicked out of the program and be forever banished from Equestria) by turning them into friends by showing them the 2 things they both have in common: Their good grades and plans to become Celestia's faithful students. But, all the while, they must safeguard Celestia's safety from Professer Eagle Beak, a Griffin Wizard aiming to become the new ruler of Equestia by defeating Celestia and corrupting the students into causing a rebellion and turning both the University and Canterlot into a huge battle ground which no one can stop the students from fighting each other and getting most of the ponies of Canterlot hurt! The episode will revel of Twilight, Spike and Taiku's old college friends, and a rather misfited sort, Alice the Centaur Princess of Centaursia, Edgar a Blue Ice Dragon gym star, Gwen a gothy harpy, Dan a minotaur jock, Murry a fat green dragon who likes food, Jimmy an adventurous red dragon, Sid a Yellow thrill seeking Wyvern Dragon, Jess the nerdy gorgon, Godfry a class clown mini Hydra, Claude and Molly, twin brother and sister sprites, Griffth a shape shifting elf, James and Eddy, a Twin Brother Two Headed Dragon, Amy another centaur who's captain of the cheerleading team, Louis a yellow and green Spike the Dragon look alike who becomes Alice's other friend besides Taiku, Twilight and Spike, Courtney a curious giantess, Julie a mermaid who is afraid of water, Russel a friendly minotaur bully and Stu, Alan and Phil a comical hall monitor trio goblin, ogre and troll who helps Twilight and Taiku overcome their diffrences and meet some rivals like Gary Skalesworth, a dragon who's helping Eagle Beak in his sinister plan along with Clare Buckington, Alice's rival who leads her own all girl centaur group and is competing for the affections of the male Centaur, Brandon who Alice has a crush on. Class is insetion, and it's gonna be wild. Magicly wild.

Chapter 1: Awkword truths of Draconguuses and.... Black Chinese Dragons?
Canterlot's Hedge Maze an explanation later.
 * Twilight: (Runs through maze with no horn or wings)
 * Applejack: YEE-HOO! (Runs through maze)
 * Pinkie: (Hops through maze at a speedy pace)
 * Rainbow Dash: (With no wings, runs through maze) Wings or no wings, I'm gettin' there first!
 * Rarity: (With no horn) I just hope we don't get lost in this place!
 * Fluttershy: (Shivering, with no wings) I'm lost already!
 * RAZE base stage musicow Dash: Could we get some cool music, too? (Cool music plays) Thank you!
 * Pinkie: OOH, neat music!
 * Applejack: Alright, that's just weird. (All ponies continue running, except for Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: ("C'mon, Fluttershy, it's just a game! Nothing to be too scared about. You'll be just fine once you get it over with.") (Fluttershy begins running)
 * Twilight: (Maze shakes) Oh, boy, here we go again!
 * Applejack: Here we go again!
 * Rainbow Dash: Here we go again!
 * Rarity: Here we go again!
 * Pinkie: YAY!
 * Fluttershy: YIPE! (Maze pathways magically change)
 * Rainbow Dash: Gee, I can't believe he thought a Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire parody was still fresh and original. What's next, we get attacked by a bewitched madpony?
 * Twilight: Okay, I went left, right, left, left, right, and right, so I must be in the bottom left quadrant of the maze. Maybe i go forward...(Goes forward)
 * Fluttershy: ("Don't lose your cool, Fluttershy! Just keep your cool, and run like a cheetah!")(Gulps, and continues running)
 * Pinkie: (Continues hopping at a fast pace giggling quickly)
 * Applejack: (Screeches to a stop, then goes to the right) (Suddenly, the ponies go through multiple paths connected to one path, only to wind up going in circles)
 * Rainbow Dash: CHAAAARRRRRGGGE...(Enters pathway, only to wind up coming out of another) Wait, I was here already! (Goes through another, and winds up back at the same place) HORSE RADISH! (Goes through another way, and Rarity comes out of another, and enters another path, then Twilight appears, only to bump into Rarity)
 * Twilight: OOF! Sorry!
 * Rarity: Oh, drat, my hair! (Both continue their progress, and go through different walkways, only to wind up bumping into each other again) Oh, for goodness sake!
 * Twilight: Let's just go back this time.
 * Rarity: Agreed. (Goes back down the way they came in, and then Pinkie hops rapidly through the scene giggling)
 * Pinkie: This is fun! (Goes in circles throughout the scene, then Pinkie is about to enter another path, but when her head goes in, it appears out another path) Whoa! (Looks behind, and her head appears out the other path) Hmm? (Head pokes through the other path) How am I doing that? Oh, well. (Continues hopping quickly, then all 6 ponies scatter throughout the scene until they bump into each other)
 * Applejack: (Dizzy) Auntie Em? Is that you?
 * Pinkie Pie: (Has double vision, and looks at Twilight) Whoa, there are two Twilights?
 * Fluttershy: Ohh, my head!
 * Rainbow Dash: This is going nowhere fast! I think we're lost!
 * Twilight: Not quite, girls. Look! (Points out the center of the maze where a checkered flag lays)
 * Rainbow Dash: Ah-HAH! On your mark, get set, go! (Runs toward it quickly, while the others try to get there first)
 * Applejack: Oh, Rainbow Dash, must you ALWAYS be so competitive?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's the idea! Either way, you CAN'T BEAT ME!
 * Applejack: We'll see about that! (Picks up the pace, and manages to get ahead of Rainbow Dash)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh no, you don't! (Quickens the pace, and Applejack and Rainbow wind up trying to get to the flag first with the others keeping the pace)
 * Pinkie: (Hops quickly toward the flag)
 * Twilight: WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
 * Fluttershy: I'm a little frightened!
 * Rainbow Dash: (She and Applejack jump towards the flag in slow motion, but Applejack picks up the pace) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Applejack: (Touches the flag) HAH! I WIN!
 * Twilight: Actually...(It is revealed she already touched it)...I won.
 * Applejack and Rainbow Dash: "DARN IT!"
 * Clapping was heard, ad the maze vanised.
 * It was Discord.
 * Discord: "That was some game, Everypony. I swear, you girls are the most fun i had in eons."
 * A peacock sound was heard.
 * Discord: "Huh?"
 * Suddenly, Lord Shen appeared and pounced on Discord!
 * Lord Shen: "I KNEW YOU REVERTED BACK INTO YOUR WAYS?!"
 * The other lougers appeared.
 * Lord Shen: "I SWEAR, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT CELESTIA WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS?!"
 * Discord: You've GOT to be kidding me!
 * Twilight: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your feathers, Shen! We were just playing a game, that's all.
 * Rainbow Dash: We decided we'd have a shot of his 'No wings, no magic' game again for a few laughs.
 * Applejack: Kind of ironic, isn't it?
 * Lord Shen: I don't buy it!
 * Discord: Oh, c'mon, Shen! Have a heart for once! Think about it, I still would've had Applejack's home frozen in ice if I WASN'T reformed.
 * Lord Shen: Still not buying it.
 * Icky: Well, the...uh...the...whatever Discord is has a point.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, we didn't even wanna come, but Lord Shen wouldn't listen.
 * Gilda: When is Shen gonna just give him a chance without being too paranoid about it?
 * Lord Shen: Ohh, (Groans) Whatever! Just give the ponies their wings and horns back!
 * Discord: Sure thing. (Snaps fingers, and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy get their wings back, and Rarity gets her horn back, and Twilight gets her horns and wings back, surprising the Shell Lodge)
 * SpongeBob: Wha-he-ya-wha-t-gra-ya-po-yo-ui-ha-ne-ja-i-wha?
 * Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-WOLLY DING-DANG-DO! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
 * Icky: (Jaws drop)
 * Shen: What?!? Discord, I don't think Twilight has wings. Maybe she has...(Sees Rainbow and FLuttershy with their wings)...what is this?
 * Skipper: Kowalski? Analysis!
 * Kowalski: (Analyzes Twilight's new wings) Incredible! These wings weren't exactly made by Discord.
 * Skipper: And how were you able to know that? You can't analyze magic, Kowalski.
 * Kowalski: No, but I used this. (Takes out a magic analyzer) I call it the Magiciometer. It analyzes, traces, and detects magical energy.
 * Private: How'd you make that thing? Isn't magic like...not scienc-ey and stuff?
 * Kowalski: Well, technically, I used a feather. And this thing proves that Celestia did this. So, if my calculations are correct, Twilight has officially become an alicorn.
 * Skipper: Okay, now I'm confused. How would Twilight become an alicorn?
 * Twilight: Well, you may've missed the Season 3 Finale of my show.
 * Twilight: "And that's that."
 * Alex: Whoa!
 * Sandy: Well, I guess my twin brother is gonna be head over heels after he sees you now.
 * Twilight: No joke. But there's something else I need to tell you. Some old friends of mine are coming for a visit.
 * Rainbow Dash: Old friends?
 * Applejack: We ain't the only ones?
 * Twilight: Well, actually, no. It's kind of a long story.
 * Suddenly there was a loud scream from Fluttershy who appeared shaking and sobbing like a scared girl changing into her merpony form.
 * Spike, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Sparx, Spyro and Kairi after their first introductions to King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight arrived and saw this.
 * Icky: "Jesus, Fluttershy, what is it now?"
 * Fluttershy finicgy points at a black chinese dragon with a white chest, large wings, with the the head of a fox snd the hair stile as hakus landing.
 * The dragon acted menacingly.
 * The Dragon: "Hello, Sparkle."
 * Twilight got mad.
 * Twilight: "Taiku!"
 * Taiku: "I waited a long time to get even with you, Twilight "Saga" Sparkle!"
 * Twilight: "You know perfectly well HOW i hated to be called that!"
 * Taiku: "Oh how i know it bust your chops that your named after a crappy love story series! Anyway, time to lose!"
 * Taiku and Twilight looked as if they were about enter a magical fight!
 * Po: "I GOT THIS!:
 * Po charged, and battle cried as he was about to attack Taiku!
 * But Taiku rased his hand and blue telekenises appeared and restrained Po.
 * Po: Hey, what is this?
 * Taiku: Now then. Where where we?
 * While the others looked conserned at this while seeing Taiku and Twilight are about to magically dule it out but Taiku just pounched on Twilight and gave her a really big noggie!
 * Taiku: (Laughs while still nogging Twilight) Got, cha Twi. I was just kidding ya. You know I would never be menacing on you since your my best BFF!
 * Twilight: (Laughs after realizing Taiku was teasing her) You crazy party animal!
 * Taiku: (Laughs while hugging her) It's finally good to see you again, Twily!
 * Icky: ".......... What the hell? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * Twilight: Guys, this is Taiku. He's one of my old buds. We met at Magic University years ago.
 * Taiku: Well, it's great to see you again, Twi. I heard you became a princess, but I didn't believe it until now. How'd you do it?
 * Twilight: Oh, it was easy. I got my own TV show, and started making some new friends. You will not believe what I've been through since we stopped Eagle Beak.
 * Spongebob: "Uh, Twilight? We have alot of Questions."
 * Icky: "Yeah, first of all, why did he threaten you, and insulted you like he was your enemy, when he ain't?"
 * Gilda: "Second, didn't you say something about "Eagle-Beak" before?"
 * Lord Shen: "And finally, WHY did you not mention him to us before?"
 * Taiku: Say, Twi. Are your misfit friends always like this?
 * Twilight: You have no idea.
 * Taiku: Yo, Spikster. Come over here!
 * Spike did so!
 * Twilight: "Well, Taiku, i should propbuly explain to my friends, well everything."
 * Trixie: "Please do. The Ickful one asked first, Then Gilda, and finally the blade sling Peacock."
 * Icky: I'm sensing an episode-long backstory.
 * Iago: Me, too.
 * Discord: Well, everyone sit back, relax, and enjoy our movie. (Turns into a film rolling guy)
 * Taiku: Discord?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, I don't think we have time for this...
 * Twilight: "Easy Taiku, long story short, Celestia saw to it that Fluttershy changed Discord for the better."
 * Taiku: 'Really, the pony who earlier before coward in fear?'
 * Twilight: Yeah, and there are stuff you need to know.
 * Taiku: Well first things, first. Introduce me to your friends (He then sees Spyro and Kairi) and the Purple Dragon and Celestia's god daughter themselves.
 * Introductions later.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, now that we got THAT out of the way, kindly tell us your intentions and history?"
 * Taiku: Arent you forgetting somthing?
 * Lord Shen: Oh where are my manner's? Please?
 * Taiku: That's better.
 * Twilight: You see before Princess Celestia send me and Spike to live in Ponyville and study friendship. We met Taiku at Magic University a few years ago.
 * Applebloom: Magic Uni-what-now?
 * Scootaloo: What's a Magic University?
 * Taiku: What?!? You guys never heard of MU?
 * Twilight: "It doesn't normaly get outside visiters. Also, it's not exsactly a tourest attraction or anything famous."
 * Taiku: "You mean Celestia is still keeping the "Eagle-Beak Rebelion/University and Canterlot Battleground" a secret?"
 * Twilight: Uh, Taiku arent you getting too ahead of yourself?
 * Taiku: Somthing tells me she is and your right, Twil. Looks like you, Spike and I have better start at the begining.
 * Discord: "OH JOY! Now the movie can start!"
 * Taiku: Before we begin, Discord I just gonna let you know that see you now as a good guy is an ok on my book.
 * Discord: Ohh your far too kind.
 * Taiku: Anyway, Twilight's dream of going to the most famous school where all gifted Magical Creatures who dream of becoming faithful students of Princess Celestia as well as my own began that day 10 years ago when Twilight got her cutie mark, but when Twilight was old enough to leave the student nursey to avoid conflict with offitcl MLP canon, and, alcourse, WAY before she became and Alicorn, or the other stuff that followed. (Discord rolls film)

Chapter 2: Magic University
10 years ago, sometime after Twilight got her cutiemark and was old enough to be away the student nursery. away from the scene. Back at the College Grounds Dormroom.
 * A magnifisent school is seen far over Canterlot.
 * Celestia: "My most faithfu student, i welcome you, to an extreordernary place."
 * Twilight was excited, but nervious.
 * Spike was being a pack mule for all of Twilight's things!
 * Spike: "I know Twilight hatch me from an egg when she was young, but do i always have to be the pack mule?"
 * Twilight: "Is this where the most gifted ponies go?"
 * Celestia: "Well, i'll let you in on a long kept secret. It doesn't just held ponies. Creatures of Magic legend attend there as well."
 * Twilight: "They do?"
 * A group of students are being lead by a sorority fairy.
 * Sorority Fairy: Ok everyone. I'll be giving you your oriantation on this perfect day.
 * Twilight sees this, confused.
 * Twilight: "A fairy? But, i thought they can be only found in human dominated worlds."
 * Celestia, Twilight and Spike pass through many shcool club booths.
 * A Sayter: Hey, hey, hey. Come join the Inprov Club!
 * Twilight: "A Sayter?"
 * A giant Janitor passed through with a make shift mop.
 * Janitor: "Coming through."
 * Twilight: 'Hey that's a human giant!"
 * Some Centaur boys were rough housing!
 * Twilight: "Centaurs? Celestia, what are these human creatures of legend doing in Equestia?"
 * Spike: Yeah, I thought ponies havent seen a human creature of legend for 10000 years.
 * Twilight: "Celestia, please explain!"
 * Celestia: After Unicorns, Pegasus and Earth Ponies finally live together in harmony, I happened upon an idea that many creatures of legend should come to Equestira and live in harmony with the ponies. This extreordenary college was build after the unity of creature and pony and the forming of the Equestrian council where gifted creatures of legend who want to study magic and become faitful students can come.
 * Spike: "Well, i'll be a son of a fishstick."
 * Twilight: "But, i thought the Human creatures of legend vanished after...... Him."
 * Spike: "Him who?"
 * Twilight: The Boogeyman who tried to cast Equestria into an eternal age of fear but the princess stopped him in his tracks before Princess Luna became Nightmare Moon.
 * Celestia: "They didn't vanished. They were just in hiding. and no longer have bad tidings with Equestians. Still, their nations are, moved around alot since he tried to ruin everything."
 * Spike: Again, I'll be a son of a fishstick.
 * Twilight: I still cant believe I'm finally here. With everything I dreamed of since I was a filly, the reality of this is sure to make me the best college student ever.
 * ???: "PFFT! Yeah right, short-cake!"
 * Twilight sees a familiar chinese black dragon who is about young at 18.
 * Taiku: "If anyone's gonna be the best of this concret jungle, it's gonna be me."
 * Suddenly a familer boy from Spirited Away is with him.
 * Taiku: "Oh hey bro! just hackling some dumb newbie dreamer! We all know who's top dog. Or in this case, top dragon."
 * Haku: Taiku, I know your excited about college life but dont get too cockey and let popularity get too your head ok. And about that "Newbie Dreamer", that's the Princess's new faitful student, Twilight Sparkle.
 * Taiku: Ooh the newbie has the same dream I have huh? I bet she's not at the same magic level as me.
 * ???: Yo. Taiku my man!
 * Taiku: Hey, Dan.
 * Spike and Twilight: "Dan?"
 * A big mscular Minotaur in a purple Magic Universty Jock jacket comes up and greats Taiku with a probs and a handshake!
 * Dan: "Great to see see ya again, my jappinese named Chinese dragon buddy! (Sees Twilight and Spike.) Uh, who's the new meats?"
 * Taiku: "More sad little dreamers, Dan. Sad, delusional dreamers. They don't look like they can even beat up Gary Skalesworth, that loser! No offence Celestia, but i think your choices in new personal students is starting to deline."
 * Dan: "Noice, (chuckles like an idiot) good one!"
 * Dan and Taiku high-fived!
 * Suddenly both Twilight and Spike felt an icy chill down there spines.
 * Spike: (While shivering) Burr, am I the only one getting cold?
 * Twilight: "Is winter early?"
 * Spike: "Or maybe someone turned on the AC."
 * Then a Blue Ice Dragon did an olympic pole jump and landed infront of Taiku and Dan.
 * Ice Dragon: Wazzup, Bros?
 * Taiku and Dan bro-fist the ice dragon and eachother!
 * Taiku: Hey, Edgar. How was gymnastics camp all summer?
 * Edgar: "Cool as ice mate. (Sees Twilight) New meats?"
 * Taiku: "Oh yeah, and they are litteraly, and metihroicly NOT as cool as us, or you in a litteral and metihorical sense."
 * Edgar: "Freshemn huh? Better not let Russel see them or it's the down under dumps for them."
 * Spike: 'Uh, down under what?"
 * Edgar: Trust me on this one, mate. You dont wanna find out.
 * Unkown to Taiku, something is playing with his tail.
 * Dan: Hey Taiku, what's going on with your tail?
 * Taiku: What do you mean? (Somthing invncible pulled his tail) Ow! Hey! Who pulled my tail?
 * ???: Guilty. You're irresistible.
 * Spike: "AHHHH! THIS PLACE IS HUNTED?!"
 * ???: Woah, take it easy kid. This college is not haunted.
 * Then in a poof of smoke, a male sprite fairy appeared before Spike and Twilight.
 * Spike: "BLAHHH! DEMON?!"
 * Edgar: "Hey you little dingbat, that ain't no underworld wanker!"
 * Spike: "It's not?"
 * Sprite: Yeah, Im a Sprite Fairy. The name's Claude.
 * Taiku: Yeah, very amusing with the tail thing, Claude. It's good to see you again.
 * Claude: It just never gets old, dude.
 * ???: Claude, whats going on overe there?
 * Claude: Great, here comes my sister.
 * Spike: "Sister?"
 * Then a female sprite fairy magically appears.
 * Female Sprite: There you are brother. Do you have any idea how much luggage I had magically transport to our dorm?
 * Taiku: Hey, Molly.
 * Molly: "Hey Taiku, Ed, Danny, and (sees Twilight and Spike) Russel's future shirly pilots."
 * Twilight: "Who or what is a shirly?"
 * Edgar: Like I told your dragonmate, you dont what to know.
 * Then, A bright purple flying bus appeared from the coulds and lands at the Entrence of the School.
 * Bus Driver: Ok, Magic University. Anyone getting off?
 * ???: We are.
 * Taiku: "Aw yeah! The rest of the gang's all here!"
 * Spike; "Gang?"
 * Taiku: Oh yeah. Wait till you meet them newbies. Oh here comes one of them now.
 * Then a Red Dragon got off the bus first.
 * Red Dragon: (Smelling the air) I love the smell of Magical College on the First Day.
 * Spike: "Exactly how many dragons are in your gang?"
 * Taiku: Just four. Add me and Edgar and we're six. Pluse wait till you meet some of the magical creature girl members of our group.
 * Twilight: "Well, they can't be more bizzare and surreal as this already."
 * Taiku: Hey, Jimmy!
 * A fat green dragon gets stuck in the bus!
 * Green Dragon: "Hey Jim! Alittle help?"
 * Jimmy (Groans while helping the fat Green Dragon out): You gotta skip a veiw desserts next time, Murry!
 * Jimmy struggles!
 * Jimmy: "Ok, who's ever behind, start pushing?!"
 * ???: We're on it!
 * Jimmy: Ok, thanks Eddy and James. You Ready? 1, 2, 3-
 * With That Jimmy was tossed acrosse the other side with Murry while a two headed dragon (one side orange, the otherone purple) came out.
 * CRASH!
 * Murry is seen on top of Jimmy.
 * Murry: "The college grounds feels squishier then i remembered."
 * Jimmy: (Wile still underneath Murry) Uh, Murry? You mind getting off of me?
 * Murry: "Huh?! The Sidewalk talked to me?!"
 * Taiku laughed uncontrolably!
 * Then a yellow wyvern dragon came out of the bus and took to the air.
 * Yellow Wyvern Dragon: HERE COMES THE PARTY!!!!
 * Murry: "I thought his name was sid."
 * Taiku and the others just laughed.
 * Jimmy: Murry Seriously. You Mind getting of me please?
 * Murry: (Finaly sees that hes on top of Jimmy) Oh, Sorry, Jimmy. (Gets off of him)
 * Taiku: Jim, Murry, Eddy, James, Sid! Come over here!
 * they did just that.
 * Jimmy: "Hey Taiku!"
 * Murry: "Hi Taiky."
 * Eddy and James: "Aloha, Taiku!"
 * Sid: "What's hanging, Dragon?"
 * they see Twilight and Spike.
 * Jimmy: "Oh boy. New Meats."
 * Murry: "Russels gonna mop the floor with them."
 * Eddy: "Would not last one minute against his shirlys."
 * James: "Nor against the Armpit and noggle of fatal humiliation."
 * Sid: "Propbuly would not last one day without an encounter from Russel.... And smelling Poo water!"
 * Jimmy, Murry, Eddy and James, and Sid laughed!
 * ???: Ok, guys, lay off the newbies will ya?
 * Taiku: Oh, Gwen.
 * A black clothing wearing Harpy appeared (which as this, Gwen they spoke off.)
 * Gwen: "Just because they're going to ineditably smell like poo water for the following weeks, doesn't mean we should rub it in their faces."
 * Jimmy: Your right, Gwen. We didnt mean to rub everything about Russel.
 * Murry: We were just having some harmless fun thats all.
 * Then a really beautiful centauress with blond hair tied into two long pony tails, sucking on a lollypop wearing a violet strapless bikini top, has a purple horse half with dark purple leg sockings and a long bushy tail came out of the bus and took off her sun-shades to see Taiku's group.
 * Gwen: Hey, Amy. We're over here!
 * Taiku: Look who's back from cheerleading camp.
 * Amy: "Hey guys. (Sees Twilight and Spike) Uh oh, Russel's new chew-toys. Everyone like, take a long good look before he makes them scarce."
 * Gwen: Easy Amy, those two maybe Russel's new victims but these two are not bad.
 * Amy: (seeing Spike) Oh, my gosh. Arent you the cutest thing ever. It's too bad Russel's gonna mess you up.
 * Spike: "I don't think i wanna be here anymore."
 * Gwen: Dont be scared Kid, Russel cant do anything to you and your unicorn friend while you're safe under Alan, Phil and Stu's roof.
 * a crash and clatter was heard!
 * ???: "AHH PHIL, YA BLEEDING IDIOT?!"
 * A goblin, Troll, and Orge are seen.
 * Orge: "Look what ya did ya bloody troll?! Ya broke the university trophes!?"
 * Gwen: "Maybe i spoke too soon."
 * Twilight: Uh, might I ask you this, but, who's Russel?
 * A scream was heard!
 * A non-dragon realms purple dragon in a lightish purple rope is seen running, as a Minotaur in a ripped sleveless shirt is seen chasing him!
 * Gwen: "Ask a stupid question, new meat."
 * Russel the Minotaur: "COME BACK HERE, GARY YOU WUSS!"
 * Twilight: "Oh no! Someone has to help that dragon!"
 * Goblin: Dont worry Girl. We're on it. Stu, Phil, you know the drill!
 * Taiku: "Don't bother guys."
 * Twilight: "What?! Your gonna let that poor kid get tortured?"
 * Taiku laughs!
 * Taiku: "Kid, i know your new here, but Trust me, Gary's anything but a poor kid. He's the biggest scumbag to ever scumbagged the school."
 * Twilight: "Oh, you know what?! YOUR AWFUL!"
 * Twilight teliports Gary away from Russel, who he ends up slipping head first into garbage!
 * Gary found himself next to Twilight.
 * Twilight: "Are you ok?"
 * Gary: "What in the, how in the, who, wha?"
 * Taiku looked at Twilight with disgust.
 * the others did a simular face.
 * Edgar: "Aw struth, she saved the weasel! the dirty shela!"
 * Gwen: "You know what? Russel should totally punish you dweebs."
 * Twilight: "Well too bad! This innosent soul doesn't desevre any abuse, from any of you, and neither do Spike and I. Come Mr. Gary, we shouldn't be around these lowlifes."
 * Gary: "Uh, did i miss something?"
 * Alan the Goblin: Anyways, Phill, Stu and I better get back to doing a raincheck on the Univeristy Welcoming Ceremony in 3 hours and Sorry about the Trophey case being wreck by Phill's stupidity, your majesty.
 * Celestia: "It's alright, really."
 * Taiku: "I can't believe that weasel lover is your latest Student Princess C, she's showing compassion to that cockarouch in dragon's skales."
 * Haku: Watch your mouth Taiku.
 * Celestia: No, Haku, its allright. Taiku is going to need time to get to know Twilight more.
 * Taiku: Anyway. Nevermind them. There's just four of our group left unpresent.
 * Twilight: "I am so sorry about this, I never new this collage was FAR of what i was expecting. Celestia never told me everyone here is a jerk."
 * Gary: "Uh, yeah, this place reeks of morons. Nice to finaly meet a fellow inllectual, Missus......"
 * Twilight: I'm Twilight and this is Spike.
 * Spike: It's please to meet you but why did that black and white dragon and his friends had to be jerks to us?
 * Gary: Twilight and Spike is it? Well then Spike, since you two saved me from that lowlife Russel I'll be more then happy to tell you since you two are going to fit right in at Magic University. I know Taiku and his possie may be an awful bunch of misfit twits and are proud of it, but Taiku wasent always the heartless, proud, braigging and disrepectful to new freshmens fool he is today.
 * Twilight: "I doubt it."
 * Gary: "Yeah me too. Anyway, i was about to report some moron painting on the walls that "Eagle-Beak sucks". I'm heading to the head-mistress now, but since today is the big University Welcoming Ceremony, reporting to the head-mistress can't be bothered for now."
 * Twilight: Eagle-Beak? Who's He?
 * Gary: I'll explain later, but for now why dont I escort you and your little friend to the ceremony, Miss Sparkle?
 * Twilight: "Sure thing Gary."
 * Spike: "You know Twilight, this guy ain't so bad after all."
 * Taiku and his friends are hanging out waiting for the four missing members of their group while Celestia is doing a formal student head count with Haku watching.
 * Celestia: Ok, we have my dearest Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Dan, Edgar, Jimmy, Sid, James, Eddy, Murry, Claude, Molly, Gwen, Amy, Courtney, Julie, Godfry, Griffth. It appears we are still missing just one more student short.
 * Murry: "Who?"
 * Celestia: You'll find out soon enough.
 * Taiku: The new question now is: Where are Courtney, Julie, Godfry and Griffth?
 * Then they see the doors to the college library open as we see a teenage giantess about 18 with bright red eyes, scarlet long hair wearing blue glasses, a white belly T shirt with a red star on it, blue jeans, red sneakers and a pink belt trying to get out but unfortunatly the size of her butt gets her stuck in the doorway.
 * ???: "Not to worry Ladies and germs, i got this! OPEN SAIDS A ME!"
 * The Giant felt something sharp and caused her to fly across the room!
 * A giggling mini Hydra is seen laughing!
 * Mini Hydra; "Worked like a sharp mouth to a butt! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 * The Teenager Giant: Very Funny, Goodfry! Incase anyone asks, I'm fine. Wait, do I feel some people under my butt?
 * Godfy the mini Hydra: "Oh i don't know, why don't you look down and find out?"
 * Courntey begins to hear five muffled sounds underneath her butt.
 * Godfy: "Word of advice: Get yo fatass off of them!"
 * Celestia: A word of advice from you guys? Could you at least watch your language? There's a baby dragon here.
 * Godfy: Sorry, your highness. But seriously, Courtney, get off of them.
 * Courtney stands up to find Taiku, Edgar, Jimmy, Sid, Murry, James and Eddie cartoonishly squished but reverted back to their no longer flat-selfs
 * Courtney: I'm so sorry guys! (While getting Taiku and some of the Dragons off her butt) You know how much I hate me being so clumsy especally a big butt.
 * A nerdy Gorgon cames in.
 * Gorgon: "I'm not late'ssssssthhhh for the cerimony, am i?"
 * Twilight: (Gasps) A GORGON! EVERYBODY AVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE TURNED TO STONE!!!
 * The Gordon: "WHERE?! JUST TELL ME WHERE SSSSSSHE ISSSSSS SO I CAN BLOCK-KAAAAA!"
 * Twilight: (While covering her eyes) Wha? I...I think it's you.
 * Gorgon: Me? A gorgon? Don't be rediculoussssssssssss! I'm a hydra!
 * Twilight: "No, your a Gordon! A hidious greek snake woman cursed by the gods because of increbale beauty that made some goddesses jealious!"
 * The Gordon gasped! and tears begin to escape her eyes.
 * Taiku and his friends look at even more disgust for Twilight.
 * The Gordon: "WHY DO I DENI IT?! I JUST WANNA BE ACCEPTED?!"
 * The Gordon cried and shlitered away!
 * Gary: Miss Sparkle, Master Spike are you coming?
 * Taiku: No, she ain't! She's gotta be taught a lesson!
 * Twilight: Now, now, I don't want any trouble! It was just an accident!
 * Gary: "Hey! Lay of my new friend, or i'm telling Mr. Eagle-Beak, and you'll be peeling potatos for a week!"
 * Celestia: Not if I can help it, Gary. Twilight didnt mean to anger Taiku and the others, offencing their gorgan friend like that
 * Suddenly an actuall horse appeared carrying a 17 year old mermaid on his back. The Mermaid had an attractive body, long beautiful bule hair, a light blue bikini top and a bright aqua blue tailfin.
 * Horse: What in Celestia's Good Name is going on here?
 * Gary: "I was JUST about to drag Miss Twilight away from these collection of savage morons!"
 * Spike: "Yeah, please before they rip us to shreds!"
 * The Mermaid: (To Celestia) Your majesty, if you dont mind, I think resolving this conflict needs a mermaid's touch.
 * Gary: "Pfft, your no mermaid! Your a cat with skales! Because, your afriad of the one thing a NORMAL Mermaid needs to thrive in! (Brings out a glass of water!)"
 * The Mermaid: EEK WATER!!! (Hides behind the Horse)
 * Sid: Gary, you little Bastard! Let me at him! Let me at him! Someone, hold me back.
 * Murry: Ok!
 * Murry body slams on Sid!
 * Sid: "OW! Not like that, man "
 * Gary: "Anyway, Come miss Twilight, i desided that Cerimony is NOT worth attenting, i'll show you to your dormroom."
 * Twilight: "Sure thing, Gary! I can't believe i had such high hopes for this place!"
 * Spike: "Yeah, nothing but jerks and complete psycopaths!"
 * Celestia: Enough! This is not the time to be causing more problems on Twilight's first day here, even with you, Gary. I forbid you Gary to talk to and consort with my faithful student ever again!
 * Twilight and Spike: WHAT?!?
 * Gary: "After she saved me from that Abomination of a man-cow? Gees! No wonder Eagle-Beak hates you! Your grown pafthic ever since you lost.... You know who."
 * Celestia got nervious. during this time, Celestia was not yet ready for Twilight to know about Luna and Nightmare moon.
 * Gary: "Oh yeah, you know PERFECTLY well what i'm talking about!"
 * Celestia sighed in defeat,
 * Celestia: "Gary, you sneaky little reptile."
 * there was silence for a few minutes.
 * Celestia: "I, apologies for my upset. My words mean nothing. You have every right to be with your savior. (Celestia looks at Taiku and friends) as for you lot, it is by, relucent desidion, that i forbid you from attenting the cerimony because of harrasing My Faithful Student and Young Master Gary."
 * Gary: "HA-HA!"
 * Celestia: And because of you, Gary. I'm putting my faithful student in the same dorm Taiku and the late Student are.
 * Gary: (Looking shocked) WHAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!
 * Haku: Oh, Boy. That didnt go very well at all did it?
 * Twilight: "Princess, NO! You can't place me in the same dorm with, THAT MONSTER!"
 * Taiku growls!
 * Taiku: "DO NOT CALL ME A MONSTER, YOU INSENSITIVE, RACEST BITCH?! AND HYPICRITICAL I MIGHT ADD! IF YOU HATE MONSTERS SO MUCH, WHY BEFRIEND THAT LITTLE PUS-FACE GARY?! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT HE DID TO ALOT OF MY FRIENDS, AND DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM BACKLASH CELESTIA?!"
 * Twilight: "I would sooner have a leech bath then to be ANYWHERE NEAR YOU?!"
 * Taiku: "I'll see to it Godfy arranges that!"
 * Godfy: "I'll get my best leeches!"
 * Gary: "Listen here, Princess, Eagle-Beak insisted to the Head-mistress that your word is no longer law here!"
 * Celestia: "He did what?!"
 * Gary: "Yeah! I felt you became TOO much of a bleeding heart, so he figured, you shouldn't be desiding what's best for this school."
 * Taiku: "Well, for once, Eagle-Beak's jerkitude dick-tatorship is ACTSELLY faverable... For once."
 * Gary: "Whatever Morons. Me and Twily have better things to do then to assuiate with freaks! Come fellow purples!"
 * Twilight: "Gladly!"
 * Spike: "Sounds pretty good to me."
 * Twilight gave a quick look to a defeated Celestia.
 * Twilight: "Uh, Gary, i'll catch up with you and Spike later, i want to have a quick chat."
 * Gary: "Ah, why not? Come Spikey boy, i would like to give you a tour of this concreek jungle."
 * Gary and Spike left.
 * Twilight: "Princess, why did you tried to place me with that, Monster?"
 * Haku (Finally Getting the Courage to stand up for Taiku): Taiku is NOT a monster. I know he and his friends where jerks to harrass you, especally on your first day at Magic University. The thing is that He's been through alot since he and I were younger untill Celestia saved him from being hunted like a dog.
 * Celestia: "Haku, please. This is my disgussion. She asked me, and me alone."
 * Twilight: Hunted? Princess what did he mean by Taiku being hunted?
 * Taiku: "NO! YOU PROMISED YOU'LL KEEP IT BETWEEN US?!"
 * Godfy: "Uh, unless you want everyone here, to, either be fried and Devoured, and ripped to shreds when you neglected to revoke Eagle Beak of his dictatorship when you had the chance, Princess, please zip your lip and let Twilight be Gary's lackey if she wants too! You already no longer have a word in edgewise in here anyway! So please, for the sake of everyone here, LET IT GO!"
 * Taiku: Forget it Godfry. Let Celestia brake her promise. I dont care anymore. Come on guys, Since the Princess banned us from attending the ceremony, lets go get Jess, Alice and Louis and head to our usual hangout in Canterlot to celebrate and kick off the beginning of the first semester. Soda Drinks are on me.
 * Dan: I'm buying for everyone this, time, Tai. Let's go.
 * The Horse transforms into a Shap-shifting Elf while the mermaid is picked up by Courtney.
 * Shape-Shifting Elf: Indeed, we know when we're not invited, wanted or needed.
 * Celestia: "Taiku, please! I didn't know Eagle-Beak was gonna go to far!"
 * Taiku: "I don't even know you anymore. I'm sorry, but, i just can't."
 * Taiku got ready to leave, and the others followed.
 * Celestia: "Taiku......"
 * Taiku: Don't! (Seighs) Just don't. (Leaves with the others)
 * Celestia sighed.
 * Haku look sad after seeing his Taiku and his friends
 * Celestia: "Twilight, i was gonna tell you, but, right now, i just, wanna be by myself for a moment. I won't make you leave Gary. You think he's the only one you trust. I can't force you to choose your friends, and not just because of Eagle-Beak's offitcall ruling."
 * Celestia walked away sadly.
 * Twilight sighed.
 * Spike: "Say, Gary, you got a swinging place here. If though, it could use some cleaning up."
 * Gary: "I blame socity's rejects continiously trash my room EVERY single time! They do it so quickly, i was NOT able to report them!"
 * Spike: "I could help you clean up the place."
 * Gary: "Oh, thanks short-cake, i apreesiated."
 * Twilight came in.
 * Twilight: "Guys, i would like to give you some money for food and drinks, i, i need some time to think."
 * Gary: "Ok then, Thanks, but i got my own cash, so we'll show ourselfs out."
 * Gary and Spike left.
 * Gary stopped for a bit.
 * Gary: "Oh, forgot to ask, Do you want anything from the Sundie shop before the ceremony begins?"
 * Twilight: No thank you, Gary.
 * Spike: Ok Twi, if you change your mind and come to the welcoming ceremony with us, you know where to find us.

Chapter 3: Princess Alice
a diserted mansion. (This happens)
 * Princess Alice was resting on the bed. She was the earliest to came to Magic University, but the quickest to leave. She didn't want the stress yet, so she wanted to cool it for a moment.
 * suddenly, she heard the sounds of doors being slammed open!
 * Alice Who was a bit tired saw Taiku and the others come in.
 * Princess Alice: (while yawning) Taiku? Guys? What are you guys doing here? I thought you guys we're going to meet me at the University Welcoming Ceremony?
 * Taiku: Change of plans, Al. We're going to Smoothy Moe's in Canterlot thanks to Princess C banned us but you for hurassing that jerk Gary and his new lackey "Celestia's Faithful Student" and is about to brake my promise to her about bringing up my past.
 * Godfy: "There might be a good chance she'll feel bad enough that she'll NOT spill the beans! I mean, Taiku-ku, she cares about ya! You've been like a real son to her! It's just that there's a stupid resistriction, is all."
 * Dan: "Yeah bro, what else could've she do?"
 * Taiku: It dosent matter now, we're going to Smoothy Moe's and have a back to school party of our own. Right guys?
 * Taiku's friends cheered and woot.
 * Suddenly a yellow and green version of Spike entered the room while yawning and rubbing his eyes.
 * The Yellow and Green Spike Look Alike: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here.
 * Alice: "Taiku, don't you think that Mare became basicly your enemy, and Gary's new friend ONLY because you been giving her "The freshmen treatment"? Alot of Freshmen will join Gary or Even Clare if you continute to do this!"
 * Taiku: I know. We didnt mean any actual harm. We were just having some fun thats all.
 * Alice: But you guys may have over done it a bit.
 * Gwen: (while she and the others looked ashamed of themselves for hrassing Twilight) Your right, Al. I would so want to take back the comment I made about her becoming Russel's next victim. Plus its been a long day for all of us.
 * Godfy: "But we're stuck on how to get the new kid to realise that Gary is trash! Weasaling trash!"
 * Alice: "Well, What's her name?"
 * Dan: "Something about being named after that dumb book and film series that gave all bat transforming vampires including Count Dracula's Hotel Transylvania counterpart a bad name and, last name, uh, Sparkle."
 * Alice: ""Twilight Sparkle"? Hey, Didn't Miss Midnight Fate mention having a younger cousin by that name?"
 * Godfy: "You mean that over-realigustus unicorn pony in advance magic class? She got mad at me and almost hurted me for just saying "Trollestia" as a harmless joke!"
 * Dan: 'Why would Miss Midnight do that."
 * Taiku: "It's because of her cutie mark."
 * Dan: "Cutie mark?"
 * Taiku: Yeah! She's been loyal to Celestia all her life, and has even applied for an internship as her servant. Her cutie mark is considered a very rare and little studied kind of cutie mark. It's been said it makes you act volient and Zealotious to anything that insults Celestia. So, that would mean Referencing those internet memes, of which i personaly share the dislike with Miss Midnight, is NOT, and never is, a bright idea.
 * Amy: And Speaking of Cutie Mark, how come Alice has one on her cute butt but me? I mean All the Centaur boys would find be super attractive if I wish I had a cutie mark on my cute big booty.
 * Taiku: Amy, we talked about this. That Tiara on Alice's but is not a cutie mark. It's a birth mark. She had it since she was born and it is a symbol of the Centaursian Royal Family. I know that cause her mom, Queen  Abbigale the Second and Princess C told me back when we were freshmens of MU.
 * Godfy: "Mu? (Laughs), i'm surpise no one has this place confused for a shcool for cows yet!"
 * A cow appeared.
 * Cow: "Is this Moo University?"
 * Taiku: Sorry, mam. This is Magic University. Moo University is in the next country. So you mind going please?
 * Cow: Sorry. (Leaves)
 * Dan: You we're saying Godfy?
 * Godfy made an awkword smile.
 * Taiku: "Ok, now that we got the predicable and pointless, and obvious joke out of the way, Who's gonna be the one to convince Miss Midnight to talk Twilight out of being friends with Gary the sleese?"
 * Alice: Guys, Louis and I will talk to Twilight personally. Since you caused alot of trouble with her, I like to meet her my self and get to know her. But we have to keep the Fact that Gary is such a weasling jerk to ourselfs untill she finds out for herself. I'll meet her after the Welcoming Ceremony is over before my cerfew hour.
 * Taiku: And if all else fails we convince Midnight to help us. The School years just beginning and the semester's still young so why dont we give Twilight a chance if she's not too angry with us?
 * Dan: "But, What about Russel? He might be, really sore about what the purple pony pulled."
 * Taiku: Leave him to us. If Russel plans to open a really big can of whoopass on Twilight after saving Gary, We'll be there and stand up for her, cause we never leave a friend behind to suffer at the hands of a bully.
 * Gwen: Woah, looks like the Princess and your brother did a really god job of teaching you about friendship, didnt they?
 * Taiku: "Yeah, but Russel is argueably our fickle friend, and cause of status, he almost always listens to me. So, maybe if i can convince him to make Twily and that Spike dude expections for his "Freshmen treatments" in exchange for "trolling" Gary into reveling what a douchebag he is, well, he can kiss having those 2 as friends goodbye."
 * Gwen: "Isn't that alittle, coniving and deserate?"
 * Taiku: "(Sighs), i know, but let's remember Gary is ALOT worse in that department, so its only fair we that, when it comes to Gary, fight fire with fire!"
 * Godfy: "Uh, may i remind everyone here that Gary is aware of our, usual brand of shenaigains, and would almost always be on top of us? and the next thing we know, we're suddenly scrubbing Eagle-Beak's private toliet!"
 * Taiku: I know that. That is why our shenaigains may want a low profile from both him and Eagle Beak untill we get Russel on our side and both Twily and Spike sees his true nature revealed.
 * Sid: "Ok, but, what about the "Celestia has no power in the shcool anymore" thing? Should Gary be wise on us somehow, she can't protact us from Eagle-butt's wrath."
 * Alice: Sid, Eagle-Beak may have started playing School dictator on Celestia thing, but he'll sing a diffrent tune when I become the College President, and with that comes one of the university's powerful traditions that even Eagle-Beak wouldent dare change that could cost him his power.
 * Murry: "You mean, if Clare doesn't win first?"
 * Alice: "CLARE'S IN THE PRESIDENTSAL RACE?!"
 * Murry: "Didn't you see the posters in the cafertearia? They were everywhere!"
 * Taiku: Murry what did I tell you about saying that name while Alice is around?
 * Murry: "But, isn't it impourent to warn Alice about Clare becoming president just for popularity?"
 * Alice:...(Camera on mansion) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGH!!!! (Birds are scared away) THAT STUPID PAIN IN MY ROYAL CENTAUR ASS!!
 * Her friends were sacttered about in a comical way!
 * Godfy: "Wow, who knew a Centaur had good lungs?"
 * Sid: She had a good reason for doing it dude. She's still a bit ticked off since You-know-who became Brandon's Centaur Girlfriend.
 * Taiku: Guys, please. She gets VERY sensitive when people say that.
 * Alice:...(Starts crying)
 * Taiku: See? Look what you've done! Usually she doesn't stop crying for half an hour!
 * Gwen: "She is still hanging on to that?"
 * Louis the Spike-look-alike: "Alice, calm down, so what if, "She" is getting involved into this! Brandon does not know who he's missing out on! Who knows? Maybe they might have a nasty break-up."
 * Alice just threw herself on her bed, puts her head down and start's sobbing even more.
 * Louis: "Well that worked handsomely."
 * Godfy: "Oh worry not! I know just how to cheer her up! (Brings out a Poster of Clare Buckington's election campaign poster) hey Alice, look! (he stars ripping up the poster!)"
 * Alice: Oh, that always cheers me up. But what would cheer me up COMPLETELY is if I could tear her to pieces with my bare hands! OOOOOOHHHH!!!...But thinking about Brandon, it's a different story!...(Continues crying)
 * Godfy: "Well that was close but No cigar!"
 * Taiku: Guys, I think I know what will make Alice stop crying. I was saving it for her birthday next mounth but this is an emergency.
 * Murry: "What'd you got her?"
 * Taiku: I didnt get her anything yet. But we are going to sing some of our favorite songs Princess C's neice and my best sister-like friend, Cadence taught us the first summer after you met me and Alice in Creature of Legend Kindergarden.
 * Godfy: "Please don't. I have a difficult getting just ONE of those tunes out of my head! They're often too dang catchy!"
 * Gwen: Not one of the annoying songs, Godfry. One of the songs we all loved especally after we all became Glee Fans.
 * Scroopfan's voice: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP?! I'm sorry, but i am terrorably unfamilier and not all very interested in Glee Club!"
 * Taiku: (Talking to the Producer) Your not a big glee fan? Ok then, do you have a specail cheer up song in mind?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Well, tecnecly it's still too soon for songs. They don't start showing up until later in the story."
 * Godfy: "Uh, your not gonna use "High School Musical" songs, are you!"
 * Scroopfan's voice: "OH HELL NO, NOBODY LIKES THAT SHIT?! Not to mention too predicable and clished!"
 * Taiku: So, your saying nows not the time for songs. Well can we at least have our party here and cheer up Alice while we get Louis to talk to Twily and Spike while I get our drinks and apologize to Celestia for the way we treated Twilight?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "That works."
 * Taiku: That's good enough for me, Mr. Producer. Thanks a bunch!
 * Murry: "Uh, since the Original Spongebob and Friends series, tecnecly doesn't exsit yet, because this is suppose to be ten years before that and the real MLP-FIM series, wouldn't this be a big lipped alligater moment?"

The film stops. A few explanations later.
 * Godfry: "Did ya had to ask, Muury? We're suppose to help the story move, not criticised the plot holes! The main focus is just to ignor them, and it'll be easier to appresiate the story for what it is, not what it should've been or what could've been done to plug the holes."
 * Taiku: "Ok, are we done with being post-modern now?"
 * The others but the still crying Alice agreed.
 * Louis: Come on Al. (gets out a tissue) We're all here with you. Just dry your sensitive tears and blow.
 * Alice blows like an elephant!
 * Godfy: "Sweet Celestia, that's some honker for a woman!"
 * Taiku and Friends: Godfry!
 * Godfry: What? She dose.
 * Dan: (To himself) Ok, that was a bit trippy.
 * Amy: Anyway, we'll have a big slumber party/sleep over right here. We'll brade our hair and tails, Molly will paint those pretty pictures on our butts, give ourselves makeovers, stay up all night, do eachother's fingernails and talk about...
 * Amy, Alice, Courtney, Julie, Molly and Jess: Boys!! (sequeal)
 * Gwen: And let's not forget playing truth or dare while Taiku and the boys play poker.
 * Alice: "Hey, you guys are great. But all randomness aside, That man-stealer in the election is gonna be an issue for us that, if left uncheck, would make it easier for Eagle-Beak to make things in this school even more bad then it already is."
 * Taiku: We'll worry about old Egale Beak in good time. But for now lets just enjoy our first night back here. Alice, if you still want to go to the ceremony with Louis, we're quite cool with it. As long as you two meet Twily and Spike and tell them we're sorry for the way we treated them if their not still mad at us while speack to the Princess about how wrong we were to harrass them and we decided to give Twilight and Spike a change, but if she still wants them to hang out with Gary, we'll still go with my plan ok?
 * Alice: "Got it."
 * Icky: "HEY! WHY DID THE FILM STOP?!"
 * Discord: "Well, 2 reasons, one, it's so long of an adventure, it had to be in seperate films, and second, i thought we should you know, talk about inbetween films as they load, so it's to remind the audience that this is a Spongebob and Friends cronicles episode, and not a lost My Little Pony episode or something like that."
 * Icky: 'Oh, and not only that, but also a reference to the prequil lion king movie, and MST 3000, right?"
 * Taiku: Ok Discord. Thanks for coming up with the idea.
 * Discord: My pleasure.
 * SpongeBob: Well, while we take a break, let's have some chit-chat.
 * Applejack: "Ok, then here's our first topic: Why in Tarnation did Twilight befriended that varmet!?"
 * Taiku: Back then, Twilight didnt know about his true nature thatHe's just a little weasel of a creep. Back then,  she thought everyone in the school was either jerks or insane!
 * Icky: And I thought that Randel kid form that Recess world before Shen destroyed Benedict's Tractor Beam with his cannon was a little snittching kid and a big jerk of a punk like Ronno.
 * Kairi: Twilight, I have two questions for you and Taiku. Who is this Clare that Alice threw a really big fit over and when did you two, Spike, Alice and the others become best friends?
 * Twilight: "That's going to be answered in the later films, i guess."
 * Taiku: Yep, but I have a question for guys to ask. What do you guys think about our friends: Dan, Jimmy, Edgar, Murry, Sid, James, Eddy, Godfry, Claude, Molly, Griffth, Courtney, Amy, Julie, Gwen and Louis?
 * Lord Shen: "They were.... Unqite."
 * Spyro: Yeah, I wish I could meet them personally.
 * Applejack: Same here, I'd never seen anything like them before.
 * Taiku: I have onemore question before we continue the story. Why did the yellow pony get scared of me in my Dragon Form? Her's names Fluttershy is it?
 * Icky: "Oh, it's because she's afraid of Drag- WAIT A FREAKING SECOND! You mean this, Chinese Dragon, thing, is not really you?!"
 * Taiku: Yeah, I'm actually a human in dragon form like my Brother, Haku. But is it true that Fluttershy is scared of my, Haku, Spyro and the rest of you dragon louger's kind? I mean, care to explain why, i mean, aside from the obvious talk of dragons tending to be, dangeriously anti-social if you get my drift."
 * Twilight: Taiku, I need to talk to you about Fluttershy's fear of your, Spyro's and the rest of our Dragon Friends' kin.
 * Taiku: "Well, yeah, explain."
 * Taiku: "Oh.... Gees. All that happened?"
 * Twilight: Yeah.
 * Taiku: You know, I think Fluttershy, her wings and cutiemark are really cute.
 * Fluttershy suddenly appeared from bush, and gave Taiku a big (and cartoonishly painful) hug!
 * Taiku: "OW! OK, OW!"
 * Rarity: Why, you have such a polite way to talk to a lady. I didnt even know you had such nice manners.
 * Taiku looks as if he's choking!
 * Twilight: Uh, Fluttershy. Thats enough now.
 * Fluttershy happily lets Taiku go.
 * Taiku: (To Rarity while recovering from Fluttershy's violent hug) Well since your Spikester's fashion loving girlfriend, I'll take that as a complament.
 * Discord: "I should make everyone aware that the next film is ready."
 * Taiku: Ok, talking breaks over, the next films begins with Alice and Louis leaving to go to the Ceremony while I got ready to go talk to Princess C and Apologize for the way we treated Twily and Spike.

Chapter 4: Professor Eagle Beak and the Cerimony.
the film begins again, as we see a huge gathering. Back at the Mansion
 * A Mayor Mare looka-like  came in.
 * Double M look-a-like: "Morning Students, It's your ever present Headmistress Perrywinkle, and i would like to welcome you all back to Mu University. Not to be confused for Moo University, which is a few areas away, so, if there's any cows in here, please leave, you got the wrong shcool."
 * Suddenly crowd of Cows groaned after realizing that they are in the wrong school!
 * Cow: Sorry about that! (To the other cows) Come on guys. Let's go.
 * Perrywinkle: "Quite, so, first order of business, the introduction of a new canidate in the new race for the shcool presidental race, none other then Missius Clare Cleopatra Buckington."
 * A door slams open, as the rock-in-roll verson of "Cruela De Vil" begins to play.
 * Clare Buckington, (who looks like a cenatuarised Heather from TDI series), followed by a possy of diva Centaurs, Two Gargoyales that look like brittish thugs, and a Cerburus with jewel incrusted collar.
 * She is wearing sunglasses, and takes them off, reveling a nasty snare, but quickly melts into a trusting face and cute smile.
 * Twilight and Spike were spell bound at the sight of Clare.
 * Gary: "That, is who i served. Ever since she hatched me from my egg, i am ignorently following her every whim."
 * Spike: Well, Well, Well. Looks like you and Clare have the two friends in common Twilight.
 * Clare reached the padium, of which Perrywinkle glady moved over.
 * Clare: "Thank you, dear but simple students of Magic University. If, make that, when president, i'll make sure that voting for the "Populater voice" will be a long-term smart voice. And yes, There will be free Soda and Cookies involved."
 * The corwd clapped for her.
 * Clare: Furthermore, to my competetor, Alice who couldent make it here today, I like to say a few words. Good Luck wooing the students with your promises and ideas. You are going to need it in the next election talk. Oh, and Taiku, and if you and your misfited losers mess with my little servent boy again, consider yourselfs Cerby's new chew-toys!"
 * Spike: "Who's Cerby?"
 * Twilight: "(Gulped), I suspect Cerby, (gulp), is the Cerberus."
 * Gary: Now, this is WAY better then reporting them to the head mistress or even Mr. Eagle-Beak. Thank you so much Clare Babe! I owe you one!
 * Clare: "Thank you, and that is all, student body."
 * The Crowd cheered while Alice and Louis who saw this where in disbeleif.
 * Clare left a podium and Perrywinkle took over again!
 * Clare saw Twilight and Spike with Gary.
 * Clare: "Gary, quick and easy question, who are these freshmen, and why they don't smell like Russel and Toilet?"
 * Gary: Clare Babe, its a long story but let me introduce Miss Twilight Sparkle and her little dragon companion Spike.
 * Clare: "She's honestly named after that crabby romanic foil series?"
 * Gary: "Yeah, i know, TRAGIC! But here's a real upside, She's one of Celestia's teacher's pets of the week!"
 * Clare was surprised!
 * Clare: "She is?"
 * Gary: "I know! She can't seem to make up her mind on who her most faverite is! First it was that elf, then that sprite, then that sentient snake, Then Tai-Joku, and now this little number! But, she's way better then the others, cause she prevented that moron Russel from getting me! And i saved her from a room in Casa De Moron with Taiku and those other rejects!"
 * Clare poundered, befriending Twilight is bring her a step closer into good graces with the Princess of Equestia herself, and thus, more popularity.
 * Clare: "Miss Twilight, how would you feel like to be apart of My Sisterhood group, and to be my second campaign maniger."
 * Spike: "Second?"
 * Gary: "Numbero Ono, right here."
 * Spike: "Oh."
 * Twilight: "Why, alcourse Miss Clare, it's, it's great to be so easily accepted."
 * Clare: "What can i say, who doesn't perfer the popular vote?"
 * Unkown to them, Alice and Louis saw the whole thing.
 * Alice: Oh no! Clare has beaten us to them!
 * Louis: "What makes you think we can't talk to Twilight and Spike now?"
 * Alice: Your right, Lou. We'll talk to Twilight and Spike once they're alone and NOT under Clare's charm spells, plus we still have Taiku's apology to the Princess for the way he and the others treated them and plan b if we failed to convince them that Taiku and the others want to give them a chance covered.
 * Perrywinkle: "And now, a personal welcome speech from none other then-" a shadow loomed over her, and Perrywinled freaked out!
 * Perrywinkle was breathing heavily, but calmed down.
 * Perrywinkle: "Oh, Mr. Eagle-Beak, (A Ruber's griffin looka-like in a lab coat came forth) I was just about to introduse you, and your, uh, expressive welcome Speech. May i add that it was generious of you to relieve the Princess the stress of looking over the shcool that your ansister help founded years ago?"
 * Professor Eagle Beak: "All i disired is to help the Princess focus on her growing nation, Perry."
 * Perrywinkle steped away for a bit.
 * Then A black phanther appeared.
 * Professor Eagle Beak: Aw, there you are my faithful pet.
 * Gary: "Miss Sparkle, may i present, the awe inspiring Professor Eagle-Beak. Genius extroendar. He's the only teacher in this forsaken place who takes nonsense from nobody! Isn't he awe-inspiring?"
 * Twilight: "Really? I curious, aside of what the Headmistress mentioned, why else did he had Celestia no longer in charged of the school."
 * Gary: "Yeah, no intentional offence, but, Celestia is just too much of a bleeding heart, to ever run the shcool business. She is just too forgiving and too much of a bleeding heart to realise that this place is crawling with punks and trouble-making who use sob-stories as an exuse for her to turn the other cheek! Eagle-Beak, does not believe in giving punks like that, a second chance! I mean, think about, if Celestia was just more about the rules then all that, forgiveness and understanding crap, this school would be ALOT more originised. Sad thing is, many of those sob stoiries are either the same or fake and are just there to help them avoid detention and stuff like that. And i personally believe not letting Celestia calling the shots was actselly a smart investment in this shcool. Otherwise, wasn't for him, you be smelling like a tolilet and armpit by now, and get locked in the same room as those rejects! Think about it."
 * Twilight becomes concern of Gary's words. Maybe Celestia is too easilu forgiveable, and may not take crime and punishment seriously. she even wonders how Equestia is crime free and yet a mere school is filled with trouble-makers!
 * Twilight: "I never thought Celestia is like that!"
 * Gary: "Well, lucky when it comes ti crime and punishment in this whole nation and cities, she does take seriously, but the shcool? I mean, igmagine if dangerious criminals deside to follow these trouble makers exsamples and just use sob-stories to get out of punishment should they somehow realise that Celestia's a sucker for sob-stories!,Face it, Celestia's just too damn kind to be a ruler, what would Equestia really need, is someone who's no nonsense to both punks and criminals! Someone like Eagle-beak! But then again, Eagle-Beak wasn't even born yet at time the Alicorns became rulers, so it's just my opinion really."
 * Twilight: "Gee, i can't believe Celestia would be proned to believe delinkqunts like Taiku would have good in them! I never thought she woule be.... be..."
 * Gary: "Too kind for the sake of her own nation, or this shcool for that matter? Forgiveness is fine and dandy, but you can't go around and forgive ANYBODY! Next i suppose she's gonna start opening up a reforming monsiteiry to "Re-a-biliate" villains! Oh yeah, i could see that going well.... NOT!"
 * Twilight: "I.... I don't know what to say. I didn't know the princess can be so, weak-hearted for those of a bad nature."
 * Gary: "Oh trust me, that's not even the worse of it! You should here Eagle-Beak's speech!"
 * Alice: (Watching this) Ok. Saying Celestia's word is no longer law at this college is one thing, but now that weasel in dragon's clothing, the total witch who took Brandon from me and Eagle Beak are about to turn Twilight and Spike against the princess and get them on their side!
 * Eagle-Beak: "To those that expect the same "gentle hands" from other shcools by Celestia, be prepared to be saved from the disappointment of discoving that this shcool offers no such nonsense. Why? Because Equestria is facing dark times that are coming fast and all she wants is to reform evil and villainous offenders and turn them into normal people of society? Isn't the pre-exsiting threats enough, now she wants more?"
 * Twilight: "Dark times?"
 * Clare: "Oh, he believes in that dumb Nightmare Moon legend. Superfisious old wives tale if you asked me."
 * Twilight: "Nightmare what now?"
 * Gary: Formly known as Equestia's supoosed former co-ruler. Our need of the Night to sleep drove her mad and became Equestria's Greatest Threat # 2 cause everyone still remembers it's ultimate enemy # 1.
 * Twilight gulped at what Gary was refering to.
 * Spike: You mean the Boogeyman?
 * Gary: "Well i am not talking about Joe Barbaria!"
 * Eagle Beak's speech went on for awhile.
 * Taiku was getting ready to leave, find Princess Celestia and apologize for the way he and his friends acted towards Twilight and Spike.
 * Murry was eating a hero sandwich!
 * Sid: Taiku, good luck talking to the princess about us giving Twilight and Spike a chance allright?
 * Taiku: "Well, maybe if she's not too upset at me."
 * Godfry: Well, I think we should just give it a shot because this could be our only chance.
 * Taiku: You may have a point, but it's not gonna be easy. She could be anywhere. The only place we might find her is at the ceremony.
 * Murray: Isn't that her over there? (Celestia appears behind Taiku)
 * Godfry: Well Speak of the Devil.
 * Taiku: Oh, yeah. Well, I guess we should get started. (Takes deep breath, and flies up to Celestia) Excuse me, your highness?
 * Celestia: Oh, uh, hello, Taiku.
 * Taiku: About what happened today... I wanna say that I'm sorry.
 * Celestia: "You are?"
 * Taiku: Of course. It's just that I've been stressed recently about my parents, and to be honest, I don't like what Eagle-Beak is doing. That's why I said all those bad things about Gary. Because he agrees with him. And your fully aware on how much of a peice of trash he is. I care about you, you've beeen like a real mom to me and I'll do anything to help you. Especially after how you saved me.
 * Celestia:...That's very nice, Taiku. Thanks for being honest with me.
 * Taiku: And my friends and I'll be more than willing to make amends with Twilight and Spike for how we treated them and give them a chance.
 * Celestia: "Well, if it wasn't for Eagle-Beak's restriction, i would've gotten her away from him. Anyway, i talked with Miss Perrywinkle, and, well, she said Eagle-Beak done this is because, he wanted to relieve me the stress of running a shcool so i can focus on Equestia more as his act of "Generosity". He assumes running Equestia is time-comsuming!"
 * Taiku: "Well, your talking about running an entire nation, there's hardly time for a break. Not that agree with Eagle-butt, but yeah, running a kingdom isn't normally the damn easiest thing to do in live."
 * Celestia: "But it gets worse. I been at the cerimony, and.... (a tear escapes). Her head, is being poisoned."
 * Murry: "Poisoned?! OH NO! SHE POISONED HER!"
 * Godfy: "It's not THAT kind of poison! Is it?"
 * Celestia: No, not literally. Twilight and everyone in the school is beginning to agree with Eagle-Beak's lies. I can't afford to trust Eagle-Beak after what he's doing. For all I know, he might not want only MU, but he might want ALL of Equestria! I prefer to reform villains and remain as respectful as I can be because I don't believe in violence. I don't like wars, I don't like rebellion, I don't like anything that could mean the downfall of Equestria.
 * Gwen: "Well, he just views the world as black an white. You know, the basic stuff, like if a person does bad things, that means their bad, and if a person does good things, that means he's good."
 * Edgar: "Well, it's possable he thinks your soft-hearted sheila, princess. I mean, he's one of the few people, besides you, and us, that knows Nightmare Moon's real, and, sorry for saying this, but staying peaceful, forgiving, and understandable, to him, might not be the best ideas right now."
 * Sid: "So, in a totally stupid and corruptive way, he's doing this stupid shit because he cares for Equestia's future, and fears Nightmare Moon, and thinks Celestia might no longer be good for the nation? Look, i care for this land of ponies as much as anyone would, but i don't go say Celestia is not good anymore to protact it! Seemingly justifyable, leget reasons of caring for your nation and doing something bad out of fear of a dangerious evil does not justify the lives you hurt or makes you any better then the said dangerious evil in doing so! Right Princess?"
 * Celestia: "Yes.... I learned that myself the hard way when, Luna's mosterious alternate personally left me no choice. It was either do what i done or.... Equestia would've been just a wasteland of enternal night. and all of my mother and father's work.... (tears become common) would've been for nothing....."
 * Taiku: Gee, your highness, I never knew you as the crying type.
 * Celestia: "I know it's a sad sight, seeing a graceful creature in sadness, because of what the creature did. I am not ammuned of succoming to emotions, and regret, and the sadness of not being with those you care about..... Something i know you feel Taiku."
 * Taiku remembers the human girl, before being sallowed by an angry mob, taken away by her thoughtless parents.
 * Taiku: I know. (Suddenly remembers his plan) So, is it okay if I go to the ceremony? I'd like to speak with Twilight and Spike. I need to tell her my past sins myself.
 * Celestia: "Sadly, even i i do so, Twilight is gonna be beyond help by the time you get there. Clare and Gary are mind poisoners, and Eagle-Beak's the prime shorse! But, i do not understand! His past Ansisters were never like this!"
 * Taiku: You mean Eagle-Beak wasn't always like this?
 * Celestia: No. Eagle Beak's story is...quite tragic. He was once a great teacher here at MU. He used to teach a kind of magic that took years of mastery. He taught Legilimancy, or the ability to magically manipulate someone else's mind through either mind-control or even verbal words.
 * Taiku: You mean like telepathy?
 * Murry: "He's using Teliphone magic?"
 * Taiku: (Face Pailms himself) Not that kind of Magic Mur. Please continue, Princess C.
 * Celestia: Legilimancy is a bit like telepathy, but it's not the same thing. The user will be able to verbally and magically control others with the right words. Someone's capabilities in legilimancy will allow him/her to know what words are needed to control others. In some instances, when verbal legilimancy doesn't work, mind-control legilimancy works best. But mind-control legilimancy is strictly prohibited in MU. Eagle-Beak only taught verbal legilimancy. But I feel that because of a change in his parents' hearts, Eagle-Beak has learned mind-control legilimancy. And as we all know, power like that corrupts easily.
 * Gwen: So that explains how Eagle Beak's Restriction came into existance. He used legilimancy to convince the staff.
 * Taiku: Holy cow. You...you don't think Eagle-Beak might be using legilimancy to control the students of MU?
 * Celestia: "I don't want to believe that either...... But....... Because of how quickly he is becomiing, differnet then how i known him, i, i am just not sure."
 * Edgar: Is there a way to overcome this magic, your highness?
 * Celestia: Yes. There's only one way. Occlumency. It's the magical ability to protect one self from mental attacks such as legilimency, telepathy, mind-control, and even corruption. This method of magic will allow the user to be partially immune to legiliment attacks.
 * Gwen: Partially?
 * Celestia: Sometimes there are people with a legilimency level higher than others. A lower level of occlumency will not block it.
 * Taiku: Then who do we know who teaches occlumency?
 * Celestia: There's only one occlumency teacher here in MU. And that is Twilight's older cousin, Midnight Fate.
 * Godfy: OH, NO! NOT HER!
 * Celestia: "Why? What's wrong with.........? You didn't offend her with one of those internet memes about me, did you?"
 * Taiku: Well, I gotta be honest yeah. The internet meme was all Godfry's fault really. I dont know how he pulled the legilimancy thing off, but what I do know that he might be plotting against you Princess C. The question now is: Will Twilight and Spike give us a chance once Alice convinces us me and the others are not so bad?
 * Alice came in, nervious!
 * Alice: "Bad news! Clare already made Twilight into her sisterhood flunky and second campaign manitger! and worse, Gary said awful things about Celestia and it's beginning to effect her!"
 * Taiku: Oh, no!
 * Celestia: Where are they?
 * Alice: They're still at the ceremony with Clare.
 * Celestia: Then I must speak with them immediately! Taiku, you need to find Midnight Fate, and tell her everything she needs to know. We must get Twilight a class in occlumency.
 * Taiku: That's my Plan B, Princess C. But first, We need to get Gary and McSpoiled Brat alot awat from Twilight if we need to be successful! I do plan to get Russel involved on Gary, and Eagle-Beak is rarely seen after cerimonies, so he's not a problem for now, but what to do with Her royal spoiledness, her stooges, and that dang cerberus of hers?"
 * Murry: Guys, I maybe a bit brainless, and a big lover for food, but I got an idea how to tackle that three headed dog of Clare's.
 * Godfy: "Oh THAT's rare of ya, Shamus McEatalot. So what's the plan."
 * Murry: "Uh, give me a moment, and a sandwich!"
 * Taiku: You guys do that, I got a veiw calls to make. Oh and when this restriction madness thing is over, remind me to invite Twilight and Spike to Alice's Birthday next month.

Chapter 5: Cousin Midnight Fate, Ending the Restriction and Eagle-Beak strikes!
Hallway. The Mansion
 * Gary: "Oh that cerimony was just fabulious! Tell you what, Sparky, since i am in one of my better moods, and that there's no trouble to report as of late, how's about we visit the sundye shop, Twily?"
 * Twilight: "Sure thing Gary, i'd be delighted."
 * Gary: "Sure thing, best buddy! Oh yeah, first thing first, Clare's holding the first sistergood meeting of the sesmester, and it's all about you, the newest, honorary member!"
 * Twilight: "Oh wonderful! But, where is it?"
 * Gary: "Just for a pink door, with Clare's gargoyale body guards, Baba Bing and Baba Boom, oh, that's actselly their names, Baba Bing and Baba Boom by the way, and Cerby, her cerberus. I know what your thinking, why would a self-respecting guy, be in a girl's club? Well, since i'm Clare's assisent, i am needed to hold her speech notes and stuff like that! And since Spikey here is yours, he gets the exception to the rule treatment as well. Just let me handle the password with the Baba brothers and that dog, and we'll dandy candy."
 * Spike: Oh right. Now were talking!
 * Murry brought a plate with a stake for Cerby on it and with the help of Taiku's magic it will become a cerberus sized stake while Gwen was making a Phone Call to Midnight Fate and Louis got the invites to Alice's birthday ready.
 * Taiku: Murry, my man your a genius!
 * Murry: "Well, it's a known fact that dogs like stake. And Cerby maybe from the tartarus, but he's still a dog, right?"
 * Godfy: "Question is, what do we do about a cerberus's tendingcy's to be insanely obedient about the task at hand?"
 * Gwen: "I think a strong enough irresisable charm spell should do it."
 * Taiku: Ok guys, time for me to conjur a cerberus sized stake for Clare's pampered pet three-headed poochie.
 * Julie: Yeah, your magic has gotten very powerful since your lessions with the princess after that crazy rainbow explosion years ago.
 * Godfry: What level is Taiku's magic at again?
 * Jimmy: "IT'S OVER 9000!"
 * Godfy: "WHAT?! 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT?!"
 * Edgar: "Ok you jokesters, aside of the although well-placed Dragon Ball reference, can we please hear the REAL level of Taiku's magic?"
 * Taiku: It's at level 99. Very good level I had. I been doing well ever since that rainbow explosion, Princess C's well teachings and my brother's knowedge of light and dark magic to thank. Eagle Beak's little Restriction and plan to courrpt Twilight and Spike on his side is doing one good thing. It's making us stronger then he could ever inmagine.
 * Murry: "So, where is Celestia?"
 * Taiku: She's looking for Twilight and Spike, I believe. I sure hope they get here. And I REALLY hope Twilight will forgive me for what I've done.
 * Alice: I hope so, Taiku. I really hope so.
 * Edgar: Is Midnight Fate on the line yet, Gwen?
 * Gwen: Not yet, but it's ringing.
 * A voice: "Hello, the clock stroked Midnight Fate, Celestia's most loyal pony! May i inquire who is speaking?"
 * Gwen: "Aw sweet! You have no idea how impourent this is!"

Outside the Sisterhood room. inside. Outside Sister Hood room. the Candy land. (Clare sings this.)
 * The gargoyales Baba Bing and Baba Boom and Cerby the cerberus is seen guarding the door.
 * Gary and Twilight with a nervious Spike following them approuch the group.
 * The Gargoyales interset.
 * Baba Bing: "What's the password."
 * Baba Boom: "Yeah, or it's dog-food time, huh?"
 * Cerby looks with a soft growl.
 * Gary: "Relax fellas, it's just me!"
 * Baba Boom: "Are we gonna get a password out of you or not?"
 * Gary: It's...(Looks around)...Diapers.
 * Baba Bing: Correct. You may pass.
 * Twilight: Your password is 'diapers'?
 * Baba Boom: Don't take it personally, kid.
 * Spike: "Strangest, Password, ever."
 * The Gargoyales let them in.
 * The group enter, and Twilight and Spike were in stupify awe!
 * the room is a wonderious candy land! I mean it, it's litterally a giant land of candy!
 * Gary: "You would be amazed, what a little renibaiting does."
 * Twilight: "It's...... Beautiful!"
 * Spike: "AND DELICIOUS!"
 * Gary: "Oh go ahead, the candy regenerates, so go nuts!"
 * Spike: "YAY!"
 * Spike charged at the first candy cane tree he sees!
 * Twilight: Well, I'm not exactly in the mood for candy right now. I'm trying to keep it low on sugar.
 * Gary: There's Gingerbread here, too.
 * Twilight: NO WAY!!! I LOVE THOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND USED TO VISIT GRANNY!
 * Gary: "Oh sure, help yourself to that Gingerbread house RIGHT over there!"
 * Twilight was in stuifyed and idiotic awe at the gingerbread house!
 * Twilight: HELL YEAH! And I thought Hansel and Gretel was just a bedtime story!
 * Twilight hopped at the house like Pinkie Pie (even though tecnecly at this time, she doeen't know who Pinkie is).
 * Gary: "You kids have fun while i tell Clare your here!"
 * Celestia: "There's the sisterhood room.... And it's ever present protactors."
 * Taiku: Ok guys, time to bring up Cerby's really big treat.
 * Godfy: "But what about Clare's bodyguards?"
 * Celestia: Don't worry. Since I've been running this University for a while, I know the password. And if you hear it, you promise not to laugh?
 * Taiku: Only idiots would do that.
 * Jimmy and Edgar stared at Godfy and Murry.
 * Murry: "What?"
 * Godfy: "Why's anyone looking at me?"
 * Celestia: I'll take that as a 50/50. The password is...Diapers.
 * Godfy: (Scoffs, trying to hold in laughter)
 * Murry: (Laughs, but keeps it soft) That's the weirdest password ever. Who came up with it?
 * Celestia: I have...no idea.
 * Taiku: As for Gary and Clare, I arranged some back up who will wait in the shadows untill I say now, Right Russel?
 * ???: "Just say the word, and it's a one-way trip to the dumps."
 * the Same Minotaur from before imerged from the shadows.
 * Celestia: "But first, we must wait for Midnight Fate's arrival. She's normaly fastionaly early-"
 * ???: Hold your horses, princess I'm here now and ready to save my little cousin and her dragon buddy from making the biggest mistake of here life.
 * Taiku: Midnight Fate, you made it.
 * Midnight Fate: (A taller blue version of Twilight with a black mane and tail with a light blue line on it, has a blue version of Twilight's cutiemark on her flank and wears purple shoes) I'm just glad I don't have to put up with your antics, Taiku. Especially after what your friend said in my class.
 * Godfry: HEY! I didn't know you felt that way about... the memes.
 * Midnight Fate: "So, please lead the way, oh glorious princess."
 * Taiku: (to Gwen and the others) Ok, Gwen. Do your thing while the others bring up the stake.
 * Baba Bing was playing a gameboy.
 * Baba Boom reads a magizine.
 * Midnight Fate: Hey there, big boys.
 * Baba Bing: "What's the password?"
 * Midnight Fate: Diapers.
 * Baba Boom: "(wispers): I don't think i remember seeing her in the sisterhood before."
 * Celestia came forth.
 * Midnight Fate: "She's with me."
 * Baba Bing: "Ok, uh, go right ahead."
 * Taiku: (Sees Midnight and Celestia go in) Perfect. Ok Gwen. Look's like it's your cue.
 * the Baba brothers resumed their own business.
 * Sid: I hope Cerby like's his stake extra large.
 * Godfy: "Wait, about about the Baba bros?"
 * Murry: Dont worry, buddy. Cerby wanting to get his dinner will keep them busy.
 * Cerby was about to sleep.
 * Louis: Let's hope this works, Once Cerby's done with his dinner, I dont want to become the dessert.
 * Cerby fell fast asleep.
 * Gwen: Ok, Time for me to cast the charm.
 * Godfy: "Well do it already, that dog's a heavy sleeper!"
 * Gwen: My Pleasure.
 * Cerby was already heavly asleep.
 * Gwen Casts some pink colored magic at Cerby while Murry dressed as a chef rung the dinner bell.
 * Murry: Come and get it!
 * Cerby was at first confused. but thensees the biggest stake he seen!
 * Baba Bing: '"Hey, doesn't that fat dragon look familier or something?"
 * Taiku: Ok Cerby. You want it? Come and get it.
 * Taiku mustering powerful blue colored magic, casts a spell on the stake and levetates it premoting the dog to chase it and both Bada Bing and Bada bom to chase the three headed dog.
 * Taiku: "There. The exit should be cleared. I hope Celestia and Midnight can handle themselfs."
 * Twilight was alittle buldgy, as well as Spike, as they were adored by the diva centaurs.
 * Clare came forword.
 * Clare: "And i, would personally like to welcome miss Twilight to our group. I saw potainal in this one."
 * Twilight: "Your the best i ever met."
 * Clare: "Oh, like i haven't heard that one already. Now, Miss Twilight when one is popular, one has to be big, and loud to be heard and known. Gary, Piano me!"
 * Gary poofs in with a piano!
 * Gary: "Piano lessons, don't fail me now!"


 * Twilight and Spike were awe-strucked.
 * Clare: "Leaves you kinda speechless, don't it?"
 * Twilight: "Understatement of the year."
 * Familier voice: Well, Well, Well, Cousin Twily hanging out with the wrong crowd I see.
 * Clare and Gary: "WHAT THE?!"
 * Twilight sees Midnight Fate!
 * Twilight: "MIDNIGHT!"
 * Twilight ran to Midnight and hugged her!
 * the hug breaks, and began the simular dance done wnormally with her and Candence!
 * Twilight and Midnight: "Sunshine, Sunshine, ladybugs awake, clap your hooves and do alittle shake!"
 * Clare and Gary were confused by that sudden dance number.
 * Gary: "What, was that?"
 * Midnight Fate: What? You two mean you havent seen our dance before?
 * Clare: "That is not impourent! What is, is this! What are you doing here, and what half-minded peabrain told you about this place?"
 * Celestia: (Appearing) I believe two gargoyles and a cerberus guarding a pink door was a luckey guess.
 * Clare: "Puh-puh-puh-puh Princess Celestia?!"
 * Gary: "But i don't get it! Our password system is superiorly complincated! How did ya figured it out?"
 * Celestia: "Diapers is a complincated password system? You honestly can't expect me to believe that."
 * Clare turned to one of the centaur girls.
 * Clare: "Sheerie, i told you using "Diapers" as a password was a stupid idea!"
 * Midnight Fate: If you both dont mind, the Princess and I along with a certain black-and-white- dragon and his friends would like to have a word with my cousin.
 * Clare: "But your not Sisterhood members! Your tecnecly not even suppose to be in here!"
 * Gary: "And Princess, don't even bother ordering us to back off, the restrictions, remember them? About YOU not having anymore ahority in this place?"
 * Midnight Fate: "Yeah, about that, i paid the shcool council a visit..."
 * Gary: "And you do, what now?"
 * Celestia: Thats for me and Midnight to know and for you two and Eagle Beak to find out soon enough.
 * Midnight Fate: But now its time for Taiku and his friends to apologize to Twily and Spike for the way they treated them, give them a chance and put the past behind them. (To the doorway) Ok Tai, you and your friends can come in now.
 * Twilight: "WHAT?! NO! I DO NOT WANNA SEE THAT MONSTER AND HIS, FREAK FRIENDS AGAIN! THEY'RE NOTHING BUT DELINKQUNTS THAT CELESTIA FAILS TO TRUELY PUNISH!"
 * Gary: "Yeah, and not only that, but the Candy land people are perfectly designed to go hostile at the sight of introtroders! how you guys got through without being remotely mauled, because you said the password, it's the fail safe system! But, it won't protact Taiku, because the candy people will attack him reguardless of him saying it or not!"
 * Midnight: Allright then Twily, you and Spike have a choice to make. We're doing this the easy way, or Russels painful, unpleasent and most unkind unconventionaly hard way.
 * Twilight looked as if betrayed by this!
 * Twilight: "I can't believe you would do this to me cousin! No! I won't go! Clare and Gary are my real friends! Everything i thought i knew about you 2 was lie!"
 * Chocolate Bar soldiers stand between Celestia and Midnight Fate and Twilight, blocking the two from Twilight.
 * Taiku: "Ok, that's it!"
 * Taiku steps on the land, and suddenly, a storm is born! Candy soldiers bursted from the ground! Ninja Reeces pieces, Candy Skeliton warriors, Chocolate troopers, and even A chocolate bar monster simular to the one from "Underfist", as it roared menacingly! Gingerbread men with candy cane spears appeared, chanting like tribal warriors!
 * Gary: "Welcome to your sweetest nightmares, suckers!"
 * the candy soldiers cornered Taiku and friends at giant barrols of soda.
 * Taiku: "Oh come on guys!(Dubbed as Shrek) Can't we settle this over some pop?"
 * The warriors didnt listen to him.
 * Midnight: Ok, young lady, the most unkind unconventionaly hard way it is then.
 * Taiku: (Dubbed as Shrek to the candy warriors) No? Allright then. (Drinks a soda can down)
 * The Others: (Seeing this as their cue to call in back up) OH RUSSEL!!!!!
 * Taiku: (Dubbed as Shrek as he finnishes the Drink) COME ON!!!!
 * The candy warriors charged!
 * Taiku blasts a barrel of Soda open which washes the candy warriors as a familier fighting song from Shrek is played.
 * Familier Voice: HEY!!!! GET AWAY FORM MY DRAGON BUDDY AND HIS FRIENDS!!!!!!
 * Gingerbread spearmen looked at a familier Minotaur, and began to fire their spears!
 * A Familier Goblin: Not so fast you surgary tasteful freaks!
 * Giant Gummy bears appeared and charged at the hall moniters!
 * Russel lets out a loud bellow that Scared off all of the Candy Warriors with Russel chasing them.
 * Russel: SLOW DOWN SO RUSSEL CAN SMASH YOU!!!!!
 * Alan: So Taiku, we're not late for the party are we?
 * the Chocolate troopers ready their soda guns!
 * Taiku: "Actselly, it just started!"
 * James, Eddy, Jimmy, Murry and Sid let out a powerful blast of dragon fire which begins to melt the chocolate troopers.
 * The tribal Gingerbeard charged with their candy cane spears!
 * Murry and Phill both charged at the tribal Gingerbread men and ate each and every one of them, their candy cane spears included.
 * Phill: You guys are finnished you bunch of gingerbread cookie bitches!
 * the Ninja reeces pieces mad saw at the group!
 * Taiku Casts a spell to transform the Ninja reeces into harmless cotton candy for Murry to eat!
 * The Candy Skelicans surrounded Jimmy and Edgar.
 * Jimmy: "Should we double-team this suger-bone-heads?"
 * Edgar: Aw Heck Yeah! Let's give these surgar-boned morrons the old 1-2. Fire and Ice Style.
 * The Candy Skelicans look like they're about to attack!
 * Edgar and Jimmy blasted Fire and Ice attacks destroying all of the candy skeletons.
 * Edgar: Ok just wait till we finnish off whats left of those candy blighters then Gary and Clare are gonna find out what "trouble" really is.
 * Taiku: Hey, Midnight. Shall we bring in the big guns which is your pet nine tailed fox?
 * Gary got forth a giant dragon made out of M&Ms!
 * Gary: "Clare, Grab Twiliy and Spikers, and let's blow this popsicale stand! The sooner we reach Eagle Beak, the better HE'LL mob up the floor with these losers!"
 * ???: I THINK NOT!!!
 * Clare: "What?!"
 * Suddenly the Royal Canterlot Guard appear in and cast a magical restrainment spell on Clare and Gary putting them both under arrest while Perrywinkle and a group of verious group of creature of legends enter while some guards drag in eagle beak.
 * Midnight: Oh and uh, Didnt I forget to mention that while I visited the Council, I gave them and Perrywinkle the courage to revoke Eagle Beak of his athourity of the School and punish the BOTH of you for behaving very badly and tattle tailing on innocent sudents?
 * Gary: "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO REVEIL EAGLE BEAKS' PLAN TO GET EQUESTIA OUT OF CELESTIA'S NOSE!"
 * Everyone gasped.
 * Clare: "Gary...... You, idiot."
 * Gary: "Uh, it's not too late to, ask you all to forget, about this little insodent, because uh, this episode would end up being alot shorter if-"
 * suddenly, demonic looking candy Bug Monsters bursted out of the ground!
 * ???: "Gary, Clare, you idiots?!"
 * Professor Eagle-Beak appeared.
 * Professor Eagle-Beak: "Thanks to you idiots, and this episode working far to differnetly then what was planned, i am forced to take extreme messures! And so much potainal for this show, dashed."
 * Eagle Beak casted a powerfulenough spell to bursted open the entire shcool, and unleashed the bug demons out into Equestia.
 * Eagle-Beak: "My lady Celestia, i am doing this for your, and Equestia's own good! The threat of enternal night is too great for these, silly ideals of forgiveness and understanding! You allowed yourself to become too soft! your unfit to rule Equestia! You, those delinkquents, and ALL of your followers, are to be banished to the frozen north!"
 * Eagle Beak unleashed a powerful protal that sucked in Taiku and Friends, Celestia, Midnight Fate, Alice (who was watching) and even Twilight and Spike! but the portal closed after they get sucked in!
 * Eagle-Beak: "May the past, be frozen. Now, Gary, Clare, it's time."

Chapter 6: The Rebellion and Complete Mayhem
a few weeks later. inside. Then the film stops. The film shows Candence and Shining being chased by corrupted Students and Candy Bug Monsters in seperat parts of the city! (I.E., Candecne and Shining aren't togather yet.) Canterlot hours later. Canterlot royal gardens.
 * Candy Bug Monsters and corrupted students ran a muck!
 * Canterlot became a shadowy castle.
 * Professor Eagle-Beak: "Behold, now Equestia is ready to fight against Nightmare Moon, or any who would dare challnage us."
 * Gary: "Not to mention your king now!"
 * Clare: "And i'm the most popular in all of Equestia! Nobody can touch neither of us."
 * Icky: "OH COME ON! IT WAS JUST GETTING GOOD!"
 * Discord: Sorry but the second film is done already. We got some time for more questions before we come to the end.
 * Ickey: Ok, since this is happening now, I'm just going to just show my reaction to the stunt Eagle-Jerk just pulled. (Gets a class of water and shatteres it)
 * Max The Rabbit: Boy, What an Tyrannical Asshole!
 * Sparx: Gee, thanks to that stunt the Producer just pulled we're doing a remake on this in Tman's Wiki arent we?
 * Shen: "Look, it's kinda justifvied, it was becoming too alienated the planned, and he didn't want to get to the point where it suffers frome extended plots and other problems of the such."
 * Boss Wolf: "Also Tman's fault for making the royal guard suddenly appeared. It would've been able to be exsactly as planned if Tman picked a better play then that."
 * Tman's voice: Hey I'll pretent I didnt hear that, Boss Wolf!
 * Suddeny Boss Wolf begins hitting himself.
 * Matt: B.W. did you just ticked off the Second Producer?
 * Boss Wolf: Well he started it!
 * Spongebob: I dont care who started it, lets just finnish it for both the producers' sakes ok?
 * Taiku: Anywhys, what did you guys think of part 2 regardless of the change that happened just now?
 * Shenzi: "Honey, i'll be honest, it became a victim of short-coming writing. Again, the villains were being punished ATAD too soon! In fact, the the entire sums up of the plot looked like it was being atad rushed! were not for the guards, or, if those restrictions never happened, it would've had the chance for more build-up, and would've been able to last for more then a few days!"
 * Taiku: Anyway, thanks to Eagle Beak's banishment stunt, Haku, Shining Armor and Cadence set out to find us, and bring them back so Eagle Beak, Gary and Clare are brought to justice.
 * Spyro: Ok. Since I'm having a problem processing this, did you guys return from where Eagle Beak send you guys too?
 * Taiku: "Well, if we didn't, we wouldn't have this conversation now, would we?"
 * Twilight: That was also the moment when Cadance and Shining Armor first met.
 * Rainbow Dash: Really?
 * Discord: "Ok everyone! Since i am actselly getting hyped about this, let's get this show on the road?!"
 * Twilight: Yeah. Let's get the action started so MSM can start the Star Wars Parody episode.
 * Spike: Uh, spoiler alert much?
 * Discord: (Rolls third and last film)
 * Corrupted Minotaur Jock: "GET THAT PONY!"
 * Shining Armor: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
 * Corrupted Pony: GET HER!!!
 * Cadance: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!
 * There was a fork in the road where the 2 crashed into eachother!
 * Cadance: Sorry, sir, I...
 * Shining Armor: It's okay, I'm...(Both fall in love at first sight)
 * Corrupted Centaur: Get them! Eagle-Beak has requested that EVERYONE in Equestria must be legilimatized!
 * Shining Armor: Legilimatized?!?
 * Cadance: I knew I couldn't trust that Griffin.
 * Shining Armor: "So, any ideas on how are we gonna gte out of this one?"
 * Cadance: Not to worry. Most of these guys are just made of candy. Just push them with telekinesis.
 * Candy Bug Monster: Like THAT will work. (Shining uses telekinesis to push the monster to a wall, making it fall apart) I think I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * Shining Armor: "Ok, whoever thought it was a good idea to make monsters out of Candy cleary has little intelligents."
 * Cadance: Whatever's happened, we need to stop it.
 * Shining Armor: We'll find out together. (Both smile)
 * Cadance: We need to find Canterlot to start. My aunt Celestia will know what to do. Unless, of course Eagle-Beak did something horrible to her. Maybe he banished her to the frozen arctic.
 * Shining Armor: Then there's no time to waste.
 * They teliported before the minions had a chance to capture them!
 * Shining Armor: (Both teleport there, to find it as a shadowy castle) Sweet mother of Celestia!
 * Cadance: Eagle-Beak's already taken over.
 * Shining: "That means they may had been banished after all! I know of a secret exspearimental teliporter hidden within an abandoned guard tower. But we must hurry, Candy Bugs are begin to delmolish alot of the guard towers after the rebelion!"
 * Cadance: Can't we just teleport their ourselves?
 * Shining Armor: "The tower has an anti-teliporation magic to prevent thiefs or invaders from getting that devince in the olden days, and was never despelled. We just need to be sneaky about this, and somehow moved the devince in a new location."
 * Cadance: Oh, okay. We'd better get moving, then. (Both head out)
 * Eagle-Beak: (Spots them heading for the tower) Oh, no, you don't! Not on MY turf! GUARDS!!! Stop them before they reach the tower! (Guards and Candy monsters attack them)
 * Cadance: We've got company, again!
 * Shining Armor: Not for long! We can't let ANYTHING stop us from reaching that tower!
 * Princess Candence released a powerful engry shield that blasted away the incoming forces into the wall, disabling the lot!
 * Eagle-Beak: CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!?
 * Shining Armor: We're almost there!
 * Cadance: (Fends off more Candy Monsters) And thank goodness, too.
 * Guard Commander: These ponies are too tough for us!
 * Candy Monster: I don't think so! (Candy monsters then combine to form a giant candy monster blocking the way to the tower)
 * Giant Candy Monster: Give it your best shot, baby!
 * Cadance: (Magic has no effect on it) This guy's too big for my magic to handle!
 * Shining Armor: Sure, but I've got an idea. (Levitates random heavy objects, and bombards them into the candy monster)
 * Giant Candy Monster:...Oh, shi--(BLAM!!)
 * Cadance: (The pathway is clear) Nice shooting there.
 * Shining Armor: (Blushes) Why thank you, but now's not the time for celebration. (Both head into the tower)
 * Eagle-Beak: "BLAST?! WHY MUST MINIONS BE SO INCOMIDENT?!"
 * Shining Armor: HURRY! (They reach the top, and find the teleporter) Here it is.
 * Candy Bugs begin to climb on the tower!
 * Cadance: Crazy candy monsters gaining!
 * Shining Armor: Then we should move! (They activate the teleporter)
 * Cadance: How long does it take?
 * Shining Armor: 35 seconds.
 * Cadance: That's not enough time! (Candy monsters reach top)
 * Candy Monster: STOP THE TELEPORTER!
 * Shining Armor: (Pushes the Candy monsters off the ledge) Whew!
 * Flying liccerish Dragon flies are seen in the horison!
 * Shining Armor: "Uh oh! Liccorish! I am not fond of that kind of candy!"
 * Cadance: We have 25 seconds, so I don't think it should take too long for us to hold them off.
 * Shining Armor: You're right. (Uses magic blast to blast the flying liccorish dragon fly out of the sky)
 * Cadance: Wow...I am impressed with your aim.
 * Shining Armor: Yeah, I practice my magic a lot. (Cadance smiles, along with Shining himself)
 * Liccorish Dragon fly: (Speaks like Daffy Duck) Stop those guys!
 * Liccorish Dragon fly 2: What if they knock us out of the sky like the others?
 * Liccorish Dragon fly: Then there'll be more where THAT came from! Now shut up, and GET THEM!
 * Cadance: 15 seconds.
 * the Liccorish Dragon flies charged!
 * Shining Armor: (Blasts magic at the Candy Dragon flies, then some more Candy Monsters climb up the tower) Uh-oh!
 * Cadance: Now what?
 * Shining Armor: We've got a situation! The Candy Monsters from the ground are attacking again!
 * Cadance: Then I must help! (Comes to aid Shining Armor, and blasts the Candy Monsters off the tower while Shining handles the Liccorish Dragon flies)
 * Teleporter Voice: 10, 9, 8, 7...
 * Cadance: It's almost done!
 * Shining Armor: Then we'll have to make a run for it!
 * Teleporter Voice: 5, 4, 3...
 * Shining Armor:...NOW! (Cadance and Shining Armor jump into the teleporter with the candy creatures on their tail)
 * Teleporter Voice: 1. (Both are teleported away to the frozen arctic)
 * Liccorish Dragonfly: (Destroys the tower, only to find out it was too late) WHAT?!?
 * Eagle-Beak: YOU IDIOTS! THEY'LL RUIN EVERYTHING! FIND THEM! SEARCH THE ARCTIC FOR THEM! THEY MUST NOT REACH CELESTIA OR HER FOLLOWERS!
 * A guard: "Well, it took hours but we finally readied the ships to go after-"
 * Gary comes in scared!
 * Gary: "BAD NEWS! CELESTIA AND EVERYONE ELSE IS COMING!"
 * Guard: WHAT?!? But we just started--(Celestia appears with a magic blasts with Twilight, Taiku, and the others) Oh son of a bitch.
 * Gary: "Yeah, they're your problem now!"
 * Gary vanishes in magic!
 * Taiku: Hey you punks, Tell Eagle Beak he's a DEAD griffin!
 * Guard: "Uh, litteraly, or were you just trying to sound imtimidating?"
 * Taiku: (After matsering powerful magic) Dose THIS answer your question?
 * Guard: I take that as a litteraly. (Retreats)
 * Twilight: Let's do this.
 * Twilight, Taiku, Alice and their friends: TOGETHER! (Camera eases onto the shadowy castle of Canterlot)
 * Clare was sitting ina thrown worshipped like a queen by the sisterhood. cerby was laying about.
 * Gary appeared!
 * Gary: "CLARE! WE HAVE A BIG PROBLEM!"
 * Clare: "Oh what is it this time, you little purple hotdog?"
 * ???:G'day mate.
 * Clare: What?!? IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
 * Gary: "Uh, yeah. Pretty much them."
 * Taiku lands in front of Clare.
 * Clare: "Fool, I am the most beautiful and beloved of all of Equestia now! My servents won't let you get me!"
 * Taiku: "Oh really? You and what army?"
 * the sisterhood was suddenly gone.
 * Clare: "Duh...... CERBY!"
 * Cerby charged!
 * Suddenly some Easter Egg bombs hit Cerby on inpact and knock him out uncouncious.
 * Clare had a horrifived shock!
 * Gary: "NOW WHAT?!"
 * Easter Bunny from Rise of the Guardians: G'day, mate!
 * Gary: THE EASTER BUNNY?!?!?!??!
 * Taiku: Thanks Bunny, I owe you one.
 * Gary: "This can't worse, can it?"
 * Clare: Lets just get out of here before Taiku and his Kangaroo friend beat the living crud out of us!
 * Bunnymund: (Shrugs) Why does EVERYONE mistake me for a kangaroo, mate?
 * Gary and Clare make a run for it!
 * Gary: "Please tell me your carriot still has someone pulling it!"
 * Taiku: Stop them, Sandy. (Sandman is asleep) AW, C'MON!
 * Two corrupted Centaur guards are tied to a fancy chariot.
 * Gary: "LET'S BLOW THIS POP STAND AND MOVE TO APPOLOOSA!"
 * Suddenly Clare and Gary see a familier sleigh pulled by reindeer and a golden chaired pulled by some 8 flying centauress with Cadence at the lead coming stright for them.
 * Santa Claus aka North: HO HO HO! You've all been VERY naughty people this year!
 * Cupid aka St. Eros Heart: They know. THEY JUST DON'T CARE! LET"S GET THEM NORTH!!!!
 * Gary: "OH COME ONE, SANTA CLAUS AND TOMMY PICKLES?!"
 * Clare: "WHAT WERE THEY DOING IN THE FORZEN NORTH?"
 * St. Heart: "Your boss sent them to our "Frozen North" by mistake, genius and you are you calling Tommy Pickles? It's St. Eros Heart, The Winged Archer, The Bringer of Love on Valentines Day and the Guardain of Love to you. And dont you forget it"
 * North: And Speaking of your boss, he is on top of naughty list for sending Celestia and the rest to our world.
 * Twilight: And for that, we are seeking payback. He's going D-o-w-n, DOWN!
 * Gary: "Well that's a big oopies doodles on his part!"
 * Suddenly Clare's charriot pullers are shot in the butt by St. Heart's magical love arrows.
 * Gary: "THERE'S ARROWS IN THEIR BUTTS!"
 * St. Heart: My complements to you two and your retarded Griffin of a boss.
 * North laughs at St. Heart's comment.
 * Gary: "Uh, exsactly what it's gonna do to them? It won't make them gay, will it?"
 * St. Heart: Not quite. Ladies?
 * Gary: "Huh?"
 * Then two centauresses with attractive bodies and flanks appear as Simply Irresistible by Robert Palmer plays in the background.
 * the corrupted guards go bugged eyed and slack jawed!
 * Gary: "Oh for the love of nebulus."
 * Suddenly Gary is grabbed and picked up by a certain group of yetis.
 * Clare freaks out, and makes a run for it!
 * But Bunnymund and Taiku appear via Bunny's magical tunnels and intercept Clare.
 * Clare conjures up charm magic to prevent their attack!
 * Taiku: (Gasps) WHOO, that's an attractive ass!
 * Bunnymund: (Covering eyes) Don't look at it, mate! She uses it to control others!
 * Midnight Fate: "Oh no you don't, you herritick to the sun princess's glory!"