Stars of Piracy

Xandy, Magnum, and the Lougers are summoned to Urex by a self-rightious moon govener Governor Foul Cheese, to capture a Jack Sparrow like pirate who rotinely plagues the moon for reasons no one understands aside that Cheese thinks he's just stealing for self gain. This particular pirate is an old Villains Act accomplice by the name of Captain Axxus and his Axxus crew, a massive array of pirates, most of the crew being Starbots. However, outside of being a smart alacky jerk, he's not doing things out of direct malevolent intentions, having discover he has mostly forsaken Villain Act-like loyalties, or more so, never even had any, and has been sort've a piratey robin hood for a much poorer moon Mrex, a near-neglected and bullied place by Cheese. He also has a unsure, overly protactive daughter. Her name is Sacen Axxus, who has been trying to show her father that piracy doesn't pay since they are actually in competition with another space pirate crew lead by the greedy Captain Rarxter and his crew of giant primate pirates, who were secretly hired by Foul Cheese to plauge Axxus and to try and destroy him, which instead has been stealing Axxus' treasure countless times just for the riches alone and doesn't really care for Cheese's empty promises. But little do all of them know is that Rarxter is trying to steal not just gold, but a device that could allow him to steal all the riches in the AUU: Captain Lamistan's Stargate, which is a big portal that can allow any pirate to go anywhere and steal anything until Captain Lamistan himself was executed by police forces who hid the Stargate somewhere where no pirate can find it. It's not long until Rarxter actually finds the Stargate. However, little did Rarxter realises that once he does, he'll unknowingly awake Lamistan from a cursed death like slumber and unlease a vengeful spirit apawn the AUU, and possability doomed the Original Universe of yet another unstoppable evil pirate lord worse then Taiklar, only tecnologicaly advanced. Will Xandy, Magnum, and the Shell Lodge Squad (Who were just passing through during the mission) defeat Rarxter and the Lamistan spirit, and help Captain Axxus give up his criminal life? Well, we're doubtful of Axxus wanting to give up being a pirate, but we know this is gonna be very interesting anyway.

Transcript
Intro (Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Song) Coming soon...

Chapter 1: The Pirate of Urex
AUU Portal, Original UUniverses Secretly, through a cauldron. Back to the Van. Vinzotyx Space A few minutes later... Hidden Hallway Briefing Room. Urex. A city. Govener's Office. Cutaway Present AUU Currency Troupe Bank, 5 hours later... SS Axxus Ship Hangar Hall Hangar Hallway Outside of the Bank. Cutaway Present Axxus' ship. Foul Cheese's office.
 * Mr. Dodo: Approaching the Alternate UUniversal Portal right now. Brece yourselves.
 * Gilda: I have to admit we haven't been in the Alternate UUniverses for a while....In fact, we've never been there since we saved it from the Villains Act. That means this is our second time here.
 * Icky: We haven't even seen much of the Alternate UUniversals that we met there. Haven't exactly seen Xandy. We haven't even asked what she and Magnum were up to in the Heroes Act. I mean, I remember this too well because...well...it's where me and Gilda got together.
 * Gilda: Yep.
 * Shifu: Well, the Alternate UUniversal Grand Council has sent us to get the Heroes Act together before we reach the Nexx Tower. Apparently, they want us to help them with a crime spree that is too difficult for any governor to handle.
 * Fidget: I'm confused why they would ask help from us. They've got their own team of heroes, why not just send them?
 * Batty: Well, this is OUR show, and it stands to reason that we have to appear in each episode, even when characters and other heroes are worthy enough to handle it themselves. Can't argue with the logic of character roles.
 * Fidget: Yeah, that makes a bit of sense.
 * Po: "Wait. Wasn't there suppose to be an episode where-"
 * Icky: "Uh, let's just say, Tman and the Main Producer had another bad falling out, so, there's a serious canon recon. We're doing this now. I know it's sudden and weird, but we have to accept it."
 * Eagle-Beak: "Oh, it appears the lougers are going to be busy on a mission. Sing Jin, change of plans, forget coming to those idiot pirates for now. We have quite an oppertunity to go to Prison 42, virtually uninterupted."
 * Spyro: "Also, they still haven't found enough heroes yet, and they're still having some trouble."
 * Sparx: "So, what do they want us for anyway?"
 * Cynder: They didn't tell us yet. But whatever it is, it must be big.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go, we're going through the portal...(They go through the portal, and arrive near the rocky rings of a large planet) Okay, we're at Breezso Prime, and the AUU Grand Council says that the Heroes Act's base is in a planet called...Vinzoticks? Wow, a lot of the words in these worlds are hard to pronounce. Computer, pronounce it for us please.
 * Computer: Vinzotyx.
 * Mr. Krabs: I know the people that live here have alternate languages, but, wow!
 * Gilda: And if they have alternate languages, then how did they learn to speak English?
 * Icky: Well, maybe in this world, they had their own version of England, which gives English a different name in these realms.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we'll have to wait 30 seconds for our maps to clear up and help us find Vinzotyx, and let us know which direction to go into hyperspeed.
 * Bagheera: It will be nice to know what Xandy had been doing since we last saw her. It's actually been...how many years?
 * Baloo: 3.
 * Bagheera: ...3 years since we saved these worlds from a dystopia. A lot of damage has been done, and I'm sure we might wanna fill the Grand Council and the Heroes Act about everything before we go on this mission.
 * Mr. Dodo: Alright, everyone, get ready, the H-drive is charging.
 * Icky: (All the Lodgers get buckled up in their seats, and Icky is sitting with Gilda)...Isn't it weird that you've been attracted to me all that time, and never had the guts to tell me until that wasp chick gave you enough courage to spill it?
 * Gilda: I just didn't wanna feel embarrassed, okay? A bird and a griffin together, you'd think that would sound weird.
 * Icky: It does. But not for us. The Lodgers don't seem to mind. Hell, not even my own parents mind.
 * Gilda: I don't recall you telling your parents about our relationship.
 * Icky: I told them last week when we had to babysit Granny Gricky again. I mean, it was a pain to have her around during that whole pirate adventure years ago. I think she was just some kind of ripoff character from another movie, if you ask me.
 * Mr. Dodo: Okay, here we go. 3...2...1...(The van zooms off into hyperdrive)
 * Mr. Dodo: (They exit hyperspace and arrive at the planet)...We've made it, folks. Planet Vinzotyx. Location of the Hero Hive, the top-secret HQ of the Heroes Act. And THAT is our destination, everyone. We've got no time to recite the history of this planet, so let's get going. (They go towards the planet, and they arrive to see that the planet is surrounded in a large global city)
 * Kowalski: (Flabbergasts rapidly) NEWTON'S NIPPLES, THIS IS AN ECUMENOPOLIS PLANET!!!
 * Private: A what?
 * Kowalski: An ecumenopolis. You know, a city that surrounds the entire planet.
 * Private: I'm totally lost.
 * Kowalski: It's like Coruscant from Star Wars.
 * Private: Ohhhh!
 * Bill: Well, if this planet has a global city covering it, then how are we gonna find the Hero Hive?
 * Mr. Dodo: Don't worry, Bill. They told us they'd have a homing beacon ready for us so we can tell exactly where they are. See? (The map shows a red blip) We'll be there in a few minutes.
 * Po: (They arrive) Okay, where's the Hero Hive? I CAN'T SEE ANY SCIENCY ENTRANCE!!! ALL I SEE IS SCIENCY STUFF EVERYWHERE!!!
 * Dodger: Hold on...(Sniffs)...Something smells pretty funny around here. And no, it's not Mr. Whiskers. It...somehow smells like a kind of pet. (Suddenly, a growl is heard)
 * Sparx: Does anyone hear a growl?
 * Cynder: Doesn't sound like the growl of any other creature from our world, so it must be from these worlds. (Suddenly, a strange bark is heard behind them and they see a genet/dog-like creature running straight towards them)
 * Skipper: EVASIVE!!! (The Lodgers go back into the van, all except for Private, who is caught by the creature, which growls at them)
 * SpongeBob: Private, don't make any sudden movements!
 * Skipper: What in the name of Starsky and Hutch is THAT thing?!?
 * Iago: I don't know, it looks like a cross between a dog and a genet.
 * Rico: A what?
 * Kowalski: It's a cat-like animal that is found in--
 * Skipper: Kowalski, there's no time for that, we need to save Private before that thing eats him alive!
 * ???: NYTROX!!! (The creature looks back, and leaves Private)
 * Private:...Whew! (The Lodgers come out, and they see the creature with Xandy, while Xandy is scratching him in the chest)
 * Xandy: What did you think you were doing, you little rascal? These are the Shell Lodgers we were supposed to meet. (The creature whimpers) Oh, it's okay, it's my fault for not telling you. Come here, cutie pie! (The creature leaps onto Xandy and starts licking her as Xandy laughs)
 * Private:...Xandy...who and what is that?
 * Xandy: Oh, sorry he had to be rough on you, this is Nytrox. He's my new pet companion. He's a troggle.
 * Kowalski: (Scans the creature 'Nytrox' with a scanner)...Well, this says that these creatures are passive and vicious creatures which are a part of the Alternate UUniversal canine family which hunt in packs in the wild, and are usually kept as pets.
 * Private: So it's like the dogs in our worlds?
 * Kowalski: Scientifically speaking, yes.
 * Xandy: Yeah, it's true. Nytrox is a passive and vicious creature. He's a real fighter. Aren't you, you little fuzzball? (Cuddles Nytrox)
 * Icky: "Uh, yeah, if we're done with Alien Dog 101 here, we're here cause the Grand Council said there's this, moon, that needs help. Honestly, I didn't know moons even need anything to be honest."
 * Xandy: Well, it might interest you to know that planets aren't the only habitable places in these worlds. Don't your UUniverses have any worlds with inhabited moons?
 * B.O.B: Well, there's this place called Kratos filled with superhero animals that has an inhabited moon.
 * Missing Link: Well, it's crazy science has ideas of inhabiting moons today, and I think the humans of our worlds don't have the technology to make moons inhabitable. But let's not let science get us distracted. Aren't you gonna show us around the Hero Hive?
 * Xandy: Oh, it's--(Nytrox licks her face) Oh, Nytrox, please! (Laughs) Calm down. Anyway, the Hero Hive is just fantastic. The finest and most fanciest architecture I've ever done seen. I got all of my supplies from my hideout on Carbungia, and brought them to my apartment since we saved this place. I even had the idea to adopt Nytrox as a pet companion since...his old owner died of a disease which I'm sure you'll have no idea what the hell it is.
 * Private: Aww!
 * Xandy: Anyway, in other words, this place is AWESOME! Magnum is in the apartment right next to mine. The place has a LOT of expensive gadgets, weapons, and accompaniments. But I'll just give you the tour once we get in. I'll even introduce the other heroes of the Heroes Act here to you. Follow me. (They arrive in a small alleyway lit by orange lights) Be careful. The entire area is surrounded by hidden cameras and railgun turrets. I just need to make sure the security system can trust you. (Presses a hidden button, and a DNA scanner appears, and Xandy puts her hand in it)
 * Computer: Welcome to the Hero Hive, Xandy Wargander.
 * Crane: Your last name is 'Wargander'?
 * Xandy: Yeah. Does that sound weird?
 * Nytrox: (Makes noises that sound like the word 'weird')
 * Iago: Did he just speak?
 * Xandy: Don't speak too much! I need to let the system identify you. (To computer) These are the Shell Lodgers that the AUU Grand Council is expecting. They must enter.
 * Computer: Understood. Welcome to the Hero Hive, Shell Lodge Squad. (Nytrox barks, and a hidden doorway appears out of the wall) You may enter.
 * Xandy: Let's go. (They all enter)
 * SpongeBob: (They come out of an elevator, walk through the hall, and then a door shuts on them, and a gas is pumped into the hall) YIKES, WE'RE BEING GASSED!!!
 * Xandy: Relax. It's not poison gas.
 * Computer:...Sterilization complete. Proceed.
 * Sandy:...I have no idea what just happened. Either we've been sterilized, or that they used pine scent.
 * Xandy: It's sterilization. They cleaned us with anti-bacterial gases. It's a basic rule. Nothing to worry about.
 * Patrick: So it's a sciency-version of a shower?
 * Xandy: Kinda. But it doesn't clean off the dirt and stuff. It just gets rid of most of the bacteria. You still need to take a shower even after it. So, let's go. (They reach the end of the tunnel, and arrive in a large blue living room, where a few others are waiting.) Here we are!
 * Hero #1: (A chimpanzee-like female creature with a Japanese-like face, and a Tron-like suit, in a Japanese-like accent) Wow, their team is a bit bigger than I was expecting.
 * Hero #2: (A meerkat-like female creature wearing a green and white suit) Wow. I was expecting them to be more like superheroes with amazing equipment.
 * Hero #3: (A lemur-like male creature with a blue handyman-like suit) No wonder the Villains Act fell like a stack of blocks. This team is HUGE!
 * Hero #4: (A spotted jackal-like creature with a gray combat suit) Yeah, somebody looks at them, and BOOM, he cries like a big baby boy!
 * Icky: "Well ain't this a colorful group of characters."
 * Xandy: Yeah. These are the other heroes of the Heroes Act. It's gonna be a while before we find some more. But until then, I'll just introduce you to these guys. This is Cloakblade.
 * Hero #1 (Cloakblade): It is an honor to be in your acquaintance, wise heroes. (Bows)
 * Tigress: Nice to meet you, too.
 * Mantis: Sounds like someone who came from Japan.
 * Xandy: She's from a planet called Juluba. Her ninja clan was wiped out long ago, and she joined the Heroes Act months after you saved us. You don't wanna mess with her because she can come out of nowhere, literally. Show them, Cloakblade.
 * Cloakblade: My pleasure. (Twists a mechanism on her suit, and she disappears)
 * Kowalski: EGAD!!! A CLOAKING DEVICE!!!
 * Cloakblade: (Messes with Xandy's hair when she doesn't notice, and Nytrox is smelling for her)
 * Xandy: Cloakblade, stop that! It's not funny! (Cloakblade laughs, and deactivates her cloaking device)
 * Skipper: Kowalski, why don't WE have a cloaking device back at the zoo? Not as perfect as your Stopwatch, but something that can make us invisible is very sweet to me!
 * Rico: INVISIBILITY!!!
 * Xandy: This is Zosimo the Smart. He's the engineer and cyber-intelligence agent of our group. He builds amazing machines for us. He made most of the weapons we have in our armory, and came up with the blueprints for most of our vehicles. He's the best damn scientist we have. He's one of the first heroes who joined before you came here.
 * Hero #3 (Zosimo the Smart): Greetings, heroes.
 * Skipper: Hmmph, reminds me of Ringtail back home. Just glad he's not as dumb as he is.
 * Xandy: This is Vancer Lancer. He's a real speed demon. He's one of the heroes that joined after you saved us. He runs so fast, you don't even notice he's there. Hell, you can't even tell when he's ready to strike.
 * Hero #4 (Vancer Lancer): (Quickly fires a laser gun, and it strikes Viper accurately, and the blast actually tickles her) BOOYAH! Don't worry, guys, I set the gun to 'tickle', so it won't hurt her.
 * Po: I never actually knew Viper was ticklish.
 * Vancer: Oh, trust me, even when she wasn't ticklish, the tickle energy knows which weak spots to target. Even if you tried to reach that spot, it wouldn't work, but with THIS baby, it defies all laws of neurology! (Chuckles)
 * Viper: (Gets back up) That...was NOT funny!
 * Xandy: And this is Aurlena Fists. She's one of the first members, and...well...she literally beats you to the punch. Show them, Aurlena.
 * Hero #2 (Aurlena Fists): As you wish! (Zooms off, and after 2 seconds, comes out with large gauntlets) Ta-dah!
 * Sandy: JUMPIN' JELLYBEANS!!!
 * Kowalski: Those are the coolest weapons I have EVER seen!
 * Max: Looks strikingly like the gauntlets that Neon Strike VI uses in League of Legends.
 * Sam: How do you know about that game?
 * Max: I have it on my computer. You should really try it.
 * Aurlena: Oh, you think immense strength is my specialty, it also has THESE! (Small laser lenses pop out of her gauntlets, and they glow in red energy) Laser blasters. Deals a great amount of damage to anything they hit! It could blow your freaking head off like it was a balloon!
 * Kowalski: SWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEET!!! I SO WANT THOSE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!
 * Skipper: Santa's not a scientist, Kowalski! Even if his elves are capable of making iPods, I'm not sure they'll be able to make them.
 * Kowalski: Didn't need to hear that, Skipper! I was being figurative.
 * Skipper: Sorry. Sarcasm again.
 * Trixie: "Look, it charming to meet eveyone here, but last time I check, didn't we have business to attend to?"
 * Xandy: "Oh, sorry. Got caught up in the moment. Caliaxto is waiting for us in the briefing room."
 * Patrick: "Well it's a good thing I got my best briefs."
 * Patrick takes off his pants to show Goober Goober Briefs.
 * Xandy:...(Almost everyone bursts out laughing)
 * Bagheera: That's NOT funny!
 * Cynder: Yeah!
 * Xandy: It's HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs)
 * Patrick: Oh, please! It's not like any of YOU have clothes with a hilarious pattern!
 * Shifu: Just get rid of those briefs. You'll wind up embarrassing yourself in front of the Councilman.
 * Patrick: Fine! (Puts his pants back on)
 * Vancer: "Hey Xandy, (Chuckles), Are these champs always like this?"
 * Xandy: "You have only scratched the surface."
 * Icky: "Damn! That's a HUGE TV?! You can watch the FIFA game with this baby!?"
 * Aurlena: "FIFA? When did the Fish International Friends Assuiation played games?"
 * Icky: "...... The what now?"
 * Skipper: "In our universe, that's a name for a soccer assuisation holding a soccer torniment that's going on in our universe right now."
 * Zosimo: "Oh-wee! A few throest friends of mine would love you guys! They would just love to learn about your strange way of life and your secret of keeping your villains in check!"
 * Icky: "It's not that big of a secret, we just have a balence of heroes and villains. It works itself out."
 * Magnum came in.
 * Magnum: "Sorry I was late. I had to deal with a misguided highwaymen that wanted to rob me. I merely explained who I was, and he number 3 himself."
 * Icky: "The hell's a number...... I don't wanna know."
 * Caliaxto appears on the screen.
 * Caluaxto: "Heroes Act, Lougers, it's great to see you all in attendence."
 * Trixie: "Damn, that mousthace is huge!"
 * Gilda bonks Trixie in the head!
 * Trixie: "Ow?!"
 * Caliaxto: "Yes, I know my moustace is big, even when not on a giant screen, but that's not why we're here. The govener of Urex has made a request for our aide to deal with, a local troublesome space pirate with claimed thories he was momentarly involved with the VA. He even has some personalised army of Starbots."
 * Patrick: "Starbots? Are they like robotic star-fish?"
 * Caliaxto: ".... The pink one isn't really that smart, is he?"
 * Squidward: "You, have, no, idea."
 * Caliaxto: "Well, to save myself from having to explain a long and dark history, here's a prime exsample of the Starbot drone series."
 * Images of Starbots are shown.
 * Icky: "Aw, shitakimushrooms. They're star wars battle droid rip-offs!"
 * Vancer: "You guys seen simular machines like the Starbots?"
 * Cynder: "Let's just say it's a long, complincated story."
 * Caliaxto: "The governer tried other means already to capture the pirate, even, controverseal ones. He finally desided the ones to took down the VA are needed to stop him. That's you lougers, Magnum, and Xandy. He's very specific who he wants involved in this mission, and forbids anyone not involved in taking down the VA."
 * Vancer: "So, we're left out in all the fun then?"
 * Caliaxto: "Oh trust me, the govener, doesn't take his orders not being followed correctly, well. He's, imfamous for hissy fits. These are the orders, best to follow it. Oh, and uh, don't do anything to piss him off. He's a HUGE donator to the Grand Council and one of the benufactors for the Heroes Act. Losing his approveal would be DISHASTORIOUS to both! Take any of his orders, even if you absolutely don't like what his instructions are!"
 * Shifu: ".... I have some concerns, based on what you disctribe that, he might be some kind of a tyrant."
 * Caliaxto: "..... I wouldn't say, Tyrant. Just, unbelievely strict and controlling. I mean, we do have concerns about his treatment torwords the other moons in the system but, we can't do anything to him. He's a very powerful govener for someone who only rules a moon."
 * Icky: "Ok, just tell us where Urex is and we'll handle the rest."
 * Caliaxto: "Urex is in the Kunkasm system in the Delta universe. You'll find the moon over the gas planet Urexxus."
 * Xandy: "We're on it, Councilmen."
 * The Louger Van and a Heores Act dropship lands on a utopian like city.
 * They were met with imperialised guards.
 * Icky: "Gees, looks like we suddenly enter the 1700s. These does dressed like the royal britsh navy."
 * Gilda: "Well, the highly advanced lazer rifles are dead give-aways."
 * Guard 1: "The governer has been waiting for you. He's not a patence bird you know."
 * Guard 2: "And may we add that the woman of the group should be dressed in a proper lady like matter. This is a patrearch socity and it's part of his dress code."
 * Shenzi: "Oh, ain't no freaking way I am dressing like a brittish nanny, suckers!"
 * Spongebob wispers: "Shenzi, you have to, or this govener guy is not gonna fund the Heroes Act anymore."
 * Magnum: "... We do not, have to wear the dressses."
 * Guard 1 looks as if he was malmitulated.
 * Guard 1: "You do not, have to wear the dresses."
 * Guard 2: "What?!"
 * Magnum: "You will let us be on our marry way."
 * Guard 2 had the same look.
 * Guard 2: "We will let you go on your marry way. Carry on."
 * The heroes went on.
 * Icky: "Awesome Jedi Mind trick."
 * Magnum: "Thank you.... What's a Jedi?"
 * Icky: ".... Wow, we really need to share our universeal culture with you people."
 * Icky: "Wow, everyone here is fancy as shit!"
 * Magnum: "You seen one advanced rich socity, you seen them all. Espeically with our Currenty troupe involed."
 * Spongebob: "My goodness, this place is so clean."
 * ???: "What do you mean there's no rice?!"
 * Another Guard was seen bullying a cook!
 * Cook: "Please! I'm sorry! The govener taxed me of every single penny! I couldn't get more rice!?"
 * Guard: "If I don't get my rice in the next 10 seconds, your gonna be full of lazers so much, you'll be used as a holiday deceration!?"
 * Cook: "No please! I have a wife and a daughter?!"
 * Guard: "No problem. I'll ask the govener to put them in the Sloop-Sloose mines! 1...."
 * The Cook cries his eyes out!
 * Guard: "2..... (Readies his lazer rifile). 3....... 4..... Skipping a few, 8, 9, Te-"
 * Boss Wolf grabs the Guard's rifle and breaks it in half!
 * Boss Wolf: "Dude, your more obcessed with rice then a fellow wolf I knew!"
 * Guard: "How, dare you broke a member of the guard's weapon! I'll issue a citation against you, you, thing!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well EXCUSE ME no one wants to see you bully a guy cause he's flat broke! It ain't his fault he can't afford to make food cause of budget!?"
 * Guard: "I'll remember this! I'll be sure the boys at the station will-"
 * ???: FRITIN!!! (A vulture-like bird in a governor suit appeared) Let this poor fellow go right now! I'm not afraid to have you FIRED FROM THIS PLACE, AND HAVE YOU TORTURED IN PUBLIC AS PUNISHMENT FOR THREATENING ASSAULT!!!
 * Guard (Fritin): (Gulps) Yes, Governor Foul Cheese!
 * Private: (Scoffs) THAT'S his name?
 * Skipper: (Slaps Private) Foul temper! Ring a bell?!?
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Now get over about not eating your greens, or else! (Fritin leaves) I want to thank you for taking care of that guy, Shell Lodger. I--(Sees the others)...UHGH, THAT IS DISGUSTING!!! WHY ARE SOME OF YOU NAKED?!?
 * Banzai: Some of us are from worlds where we don't wear clothes.
 * Viper: "And some of us are not able to wear clothes. My case, no hands.... Or legs."
 * Icky: "(Sighs), It's the Pastoon thing all over again."
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Haven't the guards informed you about the VERY STRICT dress code that I have?!? I DON'T TOLERATE NAKED HEROES ON MY MOON!!! THIS IS AS WORSE AS WHEN I WAS FORCED TO BE AT A CONVENTION WITH THAT WEIRD ABLORIOS FREAK!!! Does he have ANY shame in not wearing pants?!? UHHGH!!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUT!!!
 * Magnum:...Okay, then. If you don't want us to stop your whole 'space pirate' issue, then fine. Let's go, guys! I'm sure he'll tolerate having this moon go bankrupt.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: WAIT! I'll, get over it.
 * Magnum: That's better.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Alright, if you all won't put any clothes on, then I'll just have to bring out the censorbots. GUARDS?!? (Guards activate small black drones which have yellow eyes, and they fly over the naked Shell Lodgers and heroes, and they create holographic censorship on them)
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Skipper:...This is wrong on SO many levels.
 * Private: Yeah. I feel totally embarrassed.
 * Rico: (Blabbers, and tries to catch the censorbot, but the censorbot puts up a shield that shocks Rico) YAARRGGHH!! (Sucks on his wing)
 * Xandy: Guys, if this is how you provide comedy to this cartoon, don't do it in front of him. My father met him before, and he is not someone you'd wanna mess with. Apologies, Governor Foul Cheese. This behavior is normal for them.
 * Governor Foul Cheese: Quite all right. As long as I don't see any private parts, I'm cool with it.
 * Banzai: SOME OF US HAVE FUR COMPLETELY HIDING OUR JUNKS, YOU BIG--(Shenzi covers his mouth)
 * Shenzi: ...Big, bold governor. (Chuckles)
 * Foul Cheese and the Heroes enter as maids and servent girls bow to Foul Cheese.
 * Shifu: "If you don't mind, Govener. We can't help but to notice that you seem to have, alot of strict rules and laws."
 * Foul Cheese: "People respect a powerful, no nonsense leader. They know better to disrespect me. If I were to do, this, (Punches a Maid in the face to the floor), They'll not protest! Neither to this, (Starts stomping on the maid who is crying), or even, this!"
 * Brings out a lazer gun shoots the maid in the leg!
 * Maid cries in pain!
 * Maid: "Tt-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-thank you, for the dislpen, sir!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Your welcome. NOW CLEAN UP THE BLOOD AND THE BURN MARKS, WHORE?!"
 * The Maid pitifully tries to do such.
 * Icky: "Aw, dude, doesn't anyone, espeically the Grand Council express concerns that, uh, your abit, excessive?"
 * Foul Cheese: "If they want to earn the Currenty Troupe's co-opperation, they better not! My eldist brother help founded the group. It's how I became Govener."
 * Po: "Well, it's just, we're abit, sensitive about leaders who, well, are abit too strict and, mean to people. I mean, even your guards are jerks to people. I mean, an innosent cook almost got cooked himself."
 * Foul Cheese: "Oh believe me, there's methods to the madness. The Pirate, Axxus, has dangeriously tested my patence to a great low! He has almost rotinely robbed this place of gold!"
 * Spyro: "With due respect sir, mistreating the people is not gonna make your feel better about some crook getting the better of you!"
 * Foul Cheese: "Ugh, you sound like my heir niece. Blueinna Cheeseworth. I think you two would get along quite nicely."
 * Cynder: "Meaning no rudeness sir, we're just, concern, your actions may lead to self-corrupting yourself."
 * Foul Cheese: "And boom, there's another good friend for my niece."
 * Magnum: "You have to forgive our otherwordly friends. They are just concerned for the people here. They have dealt with those that abused power and people before. Political power is just as corruptive as any magic."
 * Foul Cheese: "Let m assure you I am just more, iron fisted with my rule. As I said, people, respect, a strong leader."
 * Po: "But they respect a king strong leader even more. These people only let you do things to them cause they're afraid what you would do if they said no to you, espeically from the guards."
 * Foul Cheese: "If I remember correctly, I completely asked the council to insist that you do not question my ahthrorty, irrguardless of, moral questionablelity."
 * Icky: "We know, but some of us are concerned you might be just as dangerious to these people then some pirate named Axxus would ever be!"
 * Foul Cheese, enraged, took out his lazer gun and shot the roof!
 * Icky: "JESUS?!"
 * Foul Cheese: "DON'T YOU EVER COMPAIR ME TO AXXUS AGAIN, DO, YOU UNDERSTAND ?!?!"
 * ???: "Uncle, please calm yourself!"
 * Foul Cheese looks to see a young female in a regel dress who belongs to the same speices as he is.
 * The Female: "Remember that father is concerned about your weaken heart!"
 * Foul Cheese momentarly felt his heart thumbing excessivly, then it slowed.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... Thank you Blue.... I needed the reminder. Could you, brief the lougers in on their mission? I need to, make a call to, a private friend."
 * Foul Cheese left.
 * Cynder: "I feel conflicted to hate him, or to feel concern about his condition."
 * Spongebob: "I know. People with a bad heart shouldn't take a job as stressful as being govener."
 * Blueinna Cheeseworth: What Uncle Foul Cheese is trying to tell you guys is that he wants you to stop Captain Axxus from trying to rob the local bank in 5 hours as he has been doing for awhil now. But you also have to be careful. His pirate crew is really dangerous. He has a vast array of live pirates, and a few robots with him. And you also have to keep clear of his first mate. It's his daughter, Sacen. She's the most skilled member of his crew, and has been known to kill those who oppose her father. You also need to look out for his ship. It's got turbolaser cannons, and missile launchers that can destroy an entire building in 2 shots! One blast from those missiles can get you killed.
 * Shifu: I assure you, mam, we'll be careful. We've handled situations like that before. We've even fought pirates before.
 * Po: A LOT of them.
 * Icky: I should ask, are space pirates as common in your worlds as the villains were?
 * Blue: Oh, absolutely. These worlds are FILLED with space pirates. They all take shelter on a lawless planet called Ardalicron. No one has EVER survived a full-scale assault on that planet before. The place is also the home planet of Captain Axxus. Don't let him reach the planet if he beats you. If he does, you'll never catch him.
 * Tigress: Wanna bet?
 * Blue: No. I'm being serious. It's way too dangerous. Armies larger than you have been killed there.
 * Sandy: We ain't afraid of no damn pirates! Pirates are just regular thieves compared to the evils we've done faced. We've defeated wizards, sorcerers, ghosts, demons, mutants, even corrupt Gods!
 * SpongeBob: We assure you, Ms. Cheeseworth, we can handle it. You can trust us.
 * Blue: "I appresiate the enfusiasum, but my uncle is, harder to convince. He's tried everything to get the pirate. He even hired Bounty Hunters and, the Dark Sisterhood, to hunt him down.... But none of them suceeded."
 * Icky: "Wait, he hired bounty hunters and an assassin guild called the Dark Sisterhood? Wow, he must really hate this guy."
 * Blue: "Please, I know my uncle is being, rash, but please, he's not as evil as your concerns make you think. He's just, lost in his own world. And please, don't make him that upset again, he has a heart condition."
 * Crane: "Don't worry, I had a mother who had such a problem."
 * Shifu: "But you do must understand that once we do get Axxus, we will make Warson aware that your uncle, might not be nessersarly fit to be a burocrate, in both health and moral fiber."
 * Blue: ".... Let's just say, they already know that, a long time ago. But they know he's both a danger to the public and himself if he gets upset, so they have to stay down until they convince the Cheeseworth family to convince Urex's system to have my uncle retire and sent to be reabilitated."
 * Cynder: "So, until then, we're just gonna have to ignor the fact his guards are hurting people and that he just beaten up a maid?"
 * Blue picks up the hurt maid.
 * Blue: "I, know it's hard. But please, do what is best for both him and the people and, just, try to swallow his.... Vulgerness."
 * Spongebob: "Well, we won't be nessersarly comfertable with it, but we won't be quick to judge him."
 * Shifu: "For now. But under the condition you make sure your uncle refraigns from being further blinded by his illusion of control."
 * Blue: "Control is an illusion?"
 * Shifu: It's a figure of speech. Regardless, we'll stop these pirates.
 * Blue: I should warn you again to brace yourselves of his weapons.
 * Shifu: Acknowledged.
 * Xandy: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get moving! I always wanted to fight space pirate, and I guess it's my first mission as a member of the Heroes Act. Sucks that Nytrox isn't with me, and I'm only left with Magnum. But it's okay. Nytrox used to hate being alone, but I've trained him to entertain himself with the others.
 * Cloakblade: (Nytrox is on top of her licking her) Okay, you're cute, I get it, now get off, please! PLEASE!!! (Laughs)
 * Vancer: Better Cloakblade than me. (Suddenly, Nytrox does the same thing to him) ARRRGGHHH!!! (Nytrox starts licking him) Oh, great, troggle cooties! Somebody inoculate me please. (Nytrox suddenly looks at the audience)...Oh, boy. (Nytrox suddenly jumps, and starts licking the camera)
 * Magnum: You are aware that Nytrox can usually get in trouble with the others, right?
 * Xandy: I'm sure the others won't mind, they told me themselves. Now, let's get pandering!
 * Magnum:...Hmm, I don't see any space pirates.
 * Xandy: Oh, you'll know they're coming. In all my years of fighting, I can sense when evil's afoot. It's like Arachnid Man's Hyper Sense.
 * Icky: Don't you mean Spider-Man's Spider Sense?
 * Xandy: Who's what?
 * Icky: You REALLY need to visit our place often.
 * Xandy:...Hold on...(Suddenly, a shadow is seen inside the clouds)...They're here! (A large spaceship with a serpent dragon figure-head on it appears, having the words SS Axxus on it)
 * Magnum: THERE THEY ARE!!! (The Lodgers, Xandy and Magnum enter the van, and fly off to the SS Axxus)
 * Robot #1: Captain, we have company!
 * ???: (In a silhouette) Oh, bother, this again? Well, we better handle what ol' Cheese throws at us this time! (Shows himself as Captain Axxus, an otter-like creature in a pirate captain's outfit) I want to be able to make my, "Tyrant Tax" on this bank peacefully without annoying interuptions. Ok?
 * Robot #1: Aye-aye, Captain Axxus!
 * Captain Axxus: And send my daughter to lead it, too. She could really use some action right now.
 * Robot #1: Right! (Leaves)
 * SpongeBob: (The van enters the hangar, and the heroes exit, facing a phalanx of robots) Come and get it, you tin cans!
 * Xandy: You guys take care of the Starbots. Me and Magnum will find Captain Axxus! (Xandy and Magnum go down a hall)
 * Skipper: Alright, you robots! You wanna play pirate? Who am I to 'ARRRGGGHH' you? (The heroes battle the robots)
 * Magnum: Follow me! I'll use the Diamond's power to locate the cockpit! There's no time to lose!
 * ???: Hold it right there! (A silhouetted person appears in front of them)...You ain't going nowhere NEAR my father! (Exits the shadows, and appears as a small otter-like female with a strange-looking katana and fancy armor)
 * Xandy: Hmm, you must be the captain's daughter!
 * Female: Correct! And if you want my father, you'll have to get past me!
 * Xandy: Very well. (Takes out her golden katana) En guarde! (Both Xandy and the female jump towards each other, and when their katanas collide, they both vibrate so much, that Xandy is knocked back into Magnum)...HOLY CRAP, SHE'S GOT A VIBROKATANA!!!
 * Female: (Her katana starts vibrating rapidly) Like I said, you aren't going near my father no way, no how! I know he's not a saint, but your govener Foul Cheese is a true criminal here!
 * Magnum: "I know the Govener seems, crude, but are you honestly any better then him stealing from the innosent people of Urex?"
 * Female: "I promise my father doesn't harm any of the people of Urex with exception of the Govener's corrupted guard! Those fools always forced his, and my hand."
 * Xandy: "Look, we understand you don't like Govener Cheeseworth, but provoking him through this is just gonna him even more dangerious to these people!"
 * Female: "Well if you heroes act idiots just have your Grand Council just arrest him for his tyranny already and stop defending his shit, I would be more then happy to ask father to cease and desist!"
 * Magnum: "It's, complincated. Just turning on him in his bad health wouldn't make us better then him."
 * Female: "Tch. I get he does have a bad heart, but should that justify on how black it is?! Don't you know how many innosent people die from his goons alone?"
 * Xandy: "Dang it, this gal ain't budging! We're gonna have to knock sense into her!"
 * Magnum: "If we must. Prepare for combat, miss.... Sorry, we didn't seem to get your name."
 * Xandy: This is the Captain's first mate and daughter, Sacen. Blue warned us that she's the most skilled pirate on this ship.
 * Sacen: Correct. I don't even want to know YOUR names, though, because I don't care. If it's a fight you want, then fine! (Her vibrokatana vibrates again)
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen duel)
 * Magnum: "Xandy, I'll attempt to go after Axxus once to deal with Sacen. I'll promise I will not let anything stand in my wa-"
 * Magnum feels something nudge her.
 * Magnum looks to see a barrol with a hole in it.
 * Magnum: "... I don't think I remember that barrol there before."
 * Sacen: "Now Graig!"
 * Magnum: Uh, who's Gr- (A Giant Anaconda-like creature pops out and constricts Magnum)...URRRGGHH!!! A NARCOCONDA......A pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Graig.
 * Graig: (Speaks in a strange snake-like language similar to Parceltongue in Harry Potter)
 * Magnum: Oh, you must only speak in Snarceltongue language. I'm learning to speak that from Empress Serpentos. I'm a bit rusty, but I'm assuming it has something to do about you preventing me from getting to Axxus. (Graig smacks away Magnum's staff) That would be a yes. (Magnum felt something on her stinger, and sees that it has a bottle cork on it)...And this is further concerning.
 * Xandy: Oh, Dag nabbit, Magnum! As a Chosen One, you're supposed to handle yourself in situations like this!
 * Sacen: Oh, and don't think your friends will get to my father as well. There's more where Graig came from.
 * Icky: Hah! Please tell me these tincans ain't the best they got here. (A stomp was suddenly heard)
 * ???: You're right. They ain't! (Icky turns to see a giant crocodile-like creature who roared at him, making Icky screams like a girl and run off)
 * Gilda: HEY! You leave my man alone or--(A regal-looking pterosaur-like heron in sophisticated clothing grabs Gilda)
 * Heron creature: May Clyrilla the Sophisticated have this waltz? (Clyrilla force-danced with Gilda in a tango like dance)
 * Icky: Hey!? That's my girl you-- (The crocodilian grabs Icky) NO, NO, LET ME GO!!! PLEASE, SPARE MY MONEY MAKER!!! (The crocodilian beats him up)
 * Monkey: Oh great, we've only been here for a few minutes and already we're in trouble.
 * ???: "Trouble, doesn't even describe it. (Monkey and the other 5 look at a multi-limbed monkey scaling the ceiling, and climbs down with great agility) You vigilantes picked the wrong tyrant to help!
 * Monkey: Pfft, you don't look so tough. You're just a monkey with 8 limbs!
 * The Monkey: HAH! Says the guy who he and a few friends...(Shows familiar pairs of pants) who don't have any pants! (Monkey, Tigress, and Crane have no pants)
 * Monkey: GAAAH!!! HE STOLE OUR PANTS!!!
 * Mantis: Heh, says the monkey who pantzed people when he was young. (Laughs until Tigress' growling stops him)
 * The Monkey: (Laughs) Eight-Armed Monnoe strikes again!
 * Monkey: GIVE US BACK OUR PANTS, YOU THIEF!!! WE CAN'T FIGHT LIKE THIS!!!
 * Viper: (Mantis scoffs) Mantis, how is this funny?
 * Mantis: Hey, we don't wear clothes, so it's a bit ironic, isn't it?
 * Viper: That's because snakes and bugs can't wear clothes! I lack the limbs to fit them, and your too freaking small to even have underwear on! I mean, be honest, where are we gonna find snake and bug clothes?
 * Mantis: ...Good point. We'll have to help them out, then. (Viper and Mantis leap towards Eight-Armed Monnoe until something strikes them) OOF!!! (They both fall to the ground dizzy as an elephant-like brown and white pig is seen after having fired a laser gun at them)
 * Pig-Creature: Oy! (Puts the gun away, and grunts angrily)
 * Mantis: Hey, who's the pig?
 * Pig-Creature: And just WHO are you talking to, ya' 6-legged barf-colored bugger! (Mantis gets hit by something invisible)
 * Mantis: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Viper: Looks like you were hit with something invisible.
 * The Pig: You're dealing with an alchemist by the name of Foulmouth Grinjis! And I must ask how a hero like YOU ever shits without A FUCKING BUTT?!? (Viper gets hit with the same force)
 * Viper: OWCH!!! THAT WAS RUDE, AND IT LITERALLY HURT ME!!!
 * Foulmouth: What's the matter? You gonna cry, now, ya' big snakeling? Is the big snakeling gonna cry? Let's see you cry! WAAH-WAAH-WAAH!!! (Viper suddenly gets a blackeye)
 * Viper: OKAY, YOU WATCH WAY TOO MANY CARTOONS AND R-RATED MOVIES, WHERE'D YOU LEARN SUCH FOUL LANGUAGE?!?
 * Mantis: Not to mention how are you even hurting us with those god-awful insults?
 * Foulmouth: What makes you think I'll tell YOU, you little jack?!? (Mantis gets squished)
 * Mantis: DID YOU JUST CALL ME 'LITTLE'?!?
 * Sir Hiss: HEY, NOBODY TALKS TO MY GIRL THAT WAY, YOU POTTY-MOUTHED HOOLIGAN!!! SOMEBODY OUGHTTA WIPE SOAP ON THAT DIRTY MOUTH OF YOURS!!!
 * Foulmouth: Someone should tie a knot in your throat, LONG ONE!!! (Sir Hiss gets smacked)
 * Sir Hiss: The hell was that?!? (Suddenly, an ape hand grabs him revealing a 6-armed gorilla, as he was standing over a barrel of alcohol)
 * Sir Hiss: UNHAND ME, YOU-- (The ape stuffs Hiss in the barrel, and closes it with a cork)
 * Sir Hiss: "(In barrel) Please, I don't drink!"
 * Skipper: WHAT IN THE NAME OF CANDIED YAMS IS GOING ON HERE?!? WE'RE HAVING OUR BUTTS HANDED TO US!!!
 * Po: Don't worry guys, the Dragon Warrior and the Peacock Prince of Pain are on the path to--
 * Lord Shen: IS THAT A FREAKING LAMPREY?!?
 * Po: What are you-- (Gets smacked by someone) OWCH!!! Huh? (They sees a mudskipper-like lamprey)
 * Lamprey: Hello!
 * Po: Wow, talk about a fish out of water. Also, (SCREAMS!?)
 * Lord Shen: I'll get this! (Fights the Lamprey, but it keeps dodging, and slaps him in the face with his tail fin) OOF!!! COME HERE, TROUTFACE!!! (The Lamprey tries to attack, but the Lamprey grabs Po, and Lord Shen slaps him by accident several times) Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WILL YOU HOLD STILL?!? (The Lamprey suddenly appears over Po's crotch)
 * Lord Shen: A-HAH! I've got you!
 * Po: "Nononononononononono--" (Lord Shen attacks the Lamprey, which dodges, causing Shen to attack Po's crotch instead) OHHHHHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOH!? My tenders! Oooh! Oh!
 * Lord Shen: OH, COME ON!!! HOW FAST IS THIS LITTLE MUD BOOGER?!? (The Lamprey latches into Shen's face, and his screams are muffled)
 * Boss Wolf: I'll save you, sir! (He tries to throw a punch, but the Lamprey slaps him to the ground with his tail fin, and slaps the back of Lord Shen's neck with his fin, knocking him out)
 * Boss Wolf: Oh, wolf! That slap hurt more than those Penguin slaps. Well, I guess it can't get any worse. (Suddenly, Monnoe appeared)
 * Monnoe: Really? Even when I just stole your hammer and about to knock you out with it?
 * Boss Wolf: ...Uh-oh! (Monnoe smacks him into unconsciousness, and the Lamprey climbs off of Shen, and onto Monnoe)
 * Monnoe: (Laughs) Way to go Chenger, as usual!
 * The Lamprey (Chenger): S'alright! (Skipper wing-palms, and shrugs)
 * Skipper: And we're STILL getting our butts handed to us!
 * Spyro: Don't worry, these guys will never be fast enough to--(Suddenly, a fast force tired half of the battle-capable Lodgers in a rope while the weaker members are left vulnerable)...Take us all down? (The Fast force is revealed to be two alternate versions of Senior Larry and Le Fifi)
 * Cynder: "Senior Larry and Le Fifi? Why are you guys suddenly space pirates?"
 * ?Senior Larry?: I think they mistook us for another duo like us.
 * ?Le Fifi?: Talk about a le case of mistaken identity, no?
 * Cynder: ".... Oh, sorry, you two remind me of two similar people."
 * SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! (The Pirates surround the remaining Lodgers)...WE SURRENDER!!
 * Iago: Seriously?
 * SpongeBob: I PANICKED, OKAY?!?
 * Xandy: (She and Sacen are still fighting) "You're not gonna be able to defeat me, space pirate! Heroes always win in the end!"
 * Sacen: Except if they fight for the wrong people! (Sacen kicks Xandy in the stomach, then punches her out to the floor, takes her golden katan, and holds her as bladepoint with both her vibrokatana and Xandy's katana) Face it, hero, you've lost. This should've been a mission request the Heroes Act refused!
 * Xandy: HEY, I respect that Foul Cheese is going too far, but what cannot be forgiven is that YOU'RE BREAKING THE FREAKING LAW!!!
 * Sacen: And yet there was NO problem letting Cheese do whatever he wants to the people! Hypocrites disgust me. Now I suggest you leave my father alone, or I will chop you up into tiny bite-sized pieces and serve them to my father, and when he says "Wow, this is delicious, what's your secret", I'm gonna say "VICTORY FOR THE AXXUS SPACE PIRATES"!!!
 * Magnum: I thought Unotters only ate fish.
 * Sacen: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF THIS SHIP!!! (Throws the golden katana back to Xandy, and aims a small energy pistol at them, forcing them to run away) Let's get 'em, Graig!
 * Graig: ("My pleasure!") (They chase after them)
 * Captain Axxus is walking torwords the bank, seemingly alone.
 * The Guards present charge, but Axxus takes them all down quickly with gun and blade!
 * Axxus: "Tff, they don't make goons like they used to."
 * Axxus enters the bank.
 * Axxus: "Good morrow, dear bank goers. You know the drill. (Shoots his gun at the celing to force the people down) Just avoid un-nessersary defience and I'll avoid un-nessersary bloodshed. That sounds like a fair deal, right?"
 * Axxus walks to the Counter.
 * Axxus: "Hello Doros, your a lovely barnity today. You know I'm here to collect the "Tyrant Tax" again. Cause if that old bird is gonna tax the people out of house and food, it's only fair he knows what it's like to have lost abit of cash here and there!"
 * The Bank Teller deer-like creature said nothing and only obeyed his demand and started to fill a sack with alternate universeal money and gold.
 * Axxus: "You see, that's not reall hard, now is it?"
 * ???: "Isn't there a space battle against with a fellow pirate you should be doing instead of bothering these people again, Axxus?"
 * Foul Cheese and a good number of guards block the enterence.
 * Axxus: "Oh, ello Govener. Sorry, I didn't brought some wine to go with you today. I am trying not to be drunk again."
 * Foul Cheese: "... Charming, retort.... But your silly words won't save you this time."
 * The Guards began to approuch Axxus.
 * Axxus: "Well, that's what my faverite robots are for, isn't it?"
 * Axxus blows a wistle.
 * A Big Halking Super battle droid like machine bursts to the through and started to smack away the Guards!
 * Guard: "Look out! Manbeetle Alpha!?"
 * Guard 2: "No problem! Just shoot it in the eye and-"
 * A gun came to the second gun and shot him dead!
 * It came from A skinny Battle droid like machine holding a gun.
 * Axxus: "Nice one, Dash 20!"
 * Dash 20: "My pleasure captain. No one likes cheaters."
 * Guard 3: "I'll cheat you a new asshole you clanker?!"
 * The Guard felt something tapped his shoulder, and he looks to see A Super Battle Droid like machine and Machine simular to the non-battle droid machines.
 * The Super Battle Droid look-alike: "Ello, chump."
 * The Droid shot the guard dead!
 * Dash 20: "Thanks, Bloob. That landblubber meat bag was annoying."
 * Guard Captain: "They can't upstage us forever! We'll take down these trash cans and-"
 * Suddenly bursting through the window is a menacing vulture-man like machine that squeaks menacingly and lands on top of the screaming captain, killing him!
 * Guard 5: "GAAAH!? IT'S A JET COMMANDER!? WE'RE DONE FOR!?"
 * The Jet Commander grabs the guard by the head and squished it!
 * Axxus: "Good P.O.L.L.Y."
 * Suddenly, a fighter in shape of a flying life boat bursts in, with another Battle Droid like machine and another that looks like a TV on a robot's body.
 * Axxus: "Always puntual on the get away vicital, Lord Brains-in-A-Box?"
 * Lord BIAB: "(Relucent sigh), Yes sir, as per instructions."
 * The Bank Teller surrenders the money as the machines finished off the guards as survivers ran off like cowerds!
 * Axxus grabs the loot and runs torowrds the escape ship!
 * Foul Cheese: "NOT SO FAST?!"
 * Foul Cheese brings out his gun!
 * Foul Cheese: "Your not leaving without fighting me, you rog?!"
 * Axxus: "We've been through this, I'm a unotter, not a rog."
 * Foul Cheese: "I was insulting you?!"
 * Axxus: "And I was replying with a witty retort!?"
 * Foul Cheese: "Grr!? I demand a duel! Defeat me in a sword duel of honor, and you'll have your lusting gold and will be allowed to live to rob another day. When you have lost, you'll hang in the gallows by dawn, if I allowed you to even see prison. Oh, and another thing. Your machanical pets are not allowed to intervine."
 * Axxus sighed as if he's bored.
 * Axxus: "Cheesy, I already defeated and humiliated you 700-"
 * Lord BIAB: "799."
 * Axxus: "799 times. You need to accept that you can never defeat me you old space wind bag."
 * Foul Cheese: "Refuse my offer and my fleet will persue you!"
 * Axxus sighed annoyed.
 * Axxus: "Fine! If it'll make little Cheesy happy. Coats off."
 * Axxus takes off his coat as a liitle elf like being appeared and grabbed it, and boarded the escape ship.
 * Foul Cheese: "You smart mouth fool, I have improoved my training by the finest sword masters from Zo. You can defeat me this time."
 * Foul Cheese takes of his regel coat, reveiling a regel shirt, and reveils a soifsicated lazer blade.
 * Foul Cheese: "En guard. Toche!?"
 * Axxus: "Oh so clishe." (He takes out his vibrosword)
 * Foul Cheese: With a sword like THIS, there's no way your puny vibrosword will--(Axxus smacks his hand, and it vibrates the lazer sword out of his hands) A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ARGH!!! STOP THAT! That makes me dizzy!
 * Axxus: Isn't that the whole point of a vibrosword, genius? To disorientate the opponent until it gives up?
 * Foul Cheese: (Quickly tries to reach the laser sword, but Axxus kicks it away)
 * Axxus: Don't even think about it, or I'll look forward to watching your corpse vibrate like a Chinuanua! I've won the duel fair and square! NOW GO AWAY!!!
 * Foul Cheese: I swear to God, Axxus, I will see to it that you are executed for this. The vigilantes I've hired will make sure your crew pays for their crimes--(Suddenly, a crash is heard, and the van is seen damaged and crashed)...AW, COME ON!!!
 * Xandy: (Climbs out with the other heroes) Well, THAT didn't work!
 * SpongeBob: I can't believe it! We failed!
 * Private: It's okay. It's not the first time we failed at something.
 * Axxus: (Laughs) You lose again, Foul Cheese! Though you've tried and tried, you haven't had the pleasure of sending me to jail! AND YOU NEVER WILL!!! (Laughs) Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go. (Gets on the escape ship)
 * Lord Shen: "I demand you stop right this-"
 * As the Machines board the escape ship, it flew off and escape before Shen can finish a word!
 * Lord Shen: "..... Minute....."
 * Private: ".... Well this sucks."
 * Icky: "And cue pissed off govener in 3, 2, 1...."
 * Foul Cheese: YOU HEROES ARE INCOMPETENT!!! HOW COULD YOU ALL SAVE AN ENTIRE RACE, AND YET NOT STOP A SINGLE SPACE PIRATE CREW?!?
 * Xandy: It's not our fault, Governor! They had us outskilled, and eventally outnumbered!
 * Foul Cheese:...Really?...THERE MUST BE A HUNDRED OF YOU!!! YOU ALL ARE THE MOST INCOMPETENT HEROES I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
 * Magnum: Governor, calm down! We'll find them.
 * Foul Cheese: Fat chance! They're heading for that accursed Ardalicron planet. That place is just too dangerous, and considering how you all FAILED AGAINST JUST THOSE LOTS, you wouldn't survive a single minute on that planet.
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!? Well, I'll have you know that a few years ago, Squidward commented on our survival skills.
 * Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches!
 * SpongeBob: Why thank you, Squidward! See you later!
 * Squidward: (Goes into his house, and plays with SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls, stabbing them with needles) Why aren't these things working?!?
 * SpongeBob: So we can survive on that planet. Trust us!
 * Foul Cheese: I DID trust you. I want you failures OFF OF MY MOON RIGHT NOW!!!
 * Spyro: "Govener, please, in our defence, you didn't exactly warn us what his crew were capable of!"
 * Foul Cheese: "How dare you!? What's THAT suppose to mean?!"
 * Blue appears again.
 * Blue: "Uncle, he's right. Please, we failed to inform them of Axxus' crew. They are not like normal space pirates."
 * Foul Cheese: ".... I, tried, ok? I tried to consider doing it your way, but it failed! I mean no disrespect to my brother's firendship with Warson, but you, idiots, are forever banished from my moon!?"
 * Magnum: "Please, we understand your frustractions from losing to a simple criminal, but if you took the time to study your enemy, then maybe you can actselly-"
 * Foul Cheese: "I SAID OUT?! OUTOUT OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT?! (Haves near heart attack)!?"
 * Blue: "Uncle?!"
 * Icky: "Aw crap a saurus?!"
 * Foul Cheese calms down as his heart relaxes.
 * Blue begins to tear.
 * Blue: "Please.... For my uncle's health heroes.... Just go... Your free to persue Axxus if you want or return to the Hero hive. I'm sure the Grand Council would be more, understanding considering the heroes act isn't yet powerful enough... Just, please.... Go. My uncle suffered enough."
 * Spyro: "..... Very well.... We won't plauge him anymore."
 * Soothsayer: "Farewell, Govener. We wish you happiness."
 * Foul Cheese: "How, can I ever get, happiness, if I am gonna be remembered, as the govener who loses, to a commen criminal?"
 * Guards eschort forcefully the lougers and Xandy and Magnum away.
 * Blue comferts a mancrying Foul Cheese as she takes him home back to his office.
 * A hidden robotic probe watches this.
 * Axxus sat there with his crew, surprisingly sad dispite that they won.
 * Axxus: "(Sigh).... I didn't wanted to have to make them look bad.... But it's the only way they'll learn to never help Cheese again."
 * Monnoe: "Yeah. but we made some new, "Friends", as a result. No doubt they're gonna come after us. Since your the pirate lord, our only protaction is from our fellow pirates in the planet. And it's not gonna be long until that long nose jerk hears we have cash and gold again."
 * Axxus: "First things first. We place the gold and Goobucks where they rightfully belong...."
 * The Ship goes on.
 * Foul Cheese cries softly on his desk.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... I, have no choice now."
 * Foul Cheese presses a button, and silluette appeared.
 * Foul Cheese: ".... It..... Seems, I was wrong to trust those heroes to, dispose of Axxus. Your now Urex's only hope now."
 * ???: "(Laughs evily), I knew you'd come crawling back ya sorry old fool! Don't worry. Let a REAL expert handle your, unotter problem... Perimently. And remember our finders fee agreement."
 * Foul Cheese: "I don't care anymore. You can keep all the money he ever stolen! I just want Axxus to suffer?! You got me?!"
 * ???: ".... You just made me, a happy captain, Govener. I'll be sure to actselly see to it, that Axxus' pirate lord days, are finished."

Chapter 2: More Than What Appearances Have Shown
The Van. Vinzotyx, Hero Hive Computer Galaxy room. Mrex. Mrex Space SS Axxus Later... Flashback, two days after the "Magic Universeity episode. Flashback was over. Flashback. Reality. Dressing Compartment A dress senqunce plays as this song plays.
 * Lord Shen was slicing the wall with scraches with his spear!
 * Lord Shen: "GRAAAH!? HOW DID WE LOSE, TO A PIRATE?! AN OTTER-LIKE CREATURE NO LESS?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Man, I don't think the Grand Council will call us again after this."
 * Po: "Don't worry. This universe DID used to be about heroes losing, alot of times. They gotten used to it at this point. They'll understand."
 * Spyro: "I know.... But I still feel that we let them down. Even if they are familier with defeat, they will still be, sadden, their universe is not recovering as quickly as they hoped."
 * Cynder: "Not to mention if Qui ever gets word of this, this going to further feed her ego that evil will return to control the alternate universe again."
 * Soothsayer: "..... What if, we had just picked the wrong side?"
 * Icky: "Are you saying those pirates are good guys and ol' Cheese was the villain? Are you losing your marbels?"
 * Soothsayer: "You sure it is me who lost their marbels? You do remember what we seen? Abusive guards, disreguard for basic rights, failure to understand loss, and to learn from it, and inability to accept his flaws? He reminded me of what Shen used to be, and what he was doing to Gongmin. I also sense a great unrest in him, and I feel his true nature was reveiled to us when he banished us for his own flaw of not telling us about what those pirates were capable of."
 * Xandy: Those pirates broke the law! They're thieves. Thieves cannot be forgiven for stuff like that.
 * Lord Shen: Sea squirrel, relax! Not all thieves are bad in our world.
 * Sam: We've actually met thieves who were stealing for the greater good. Take our friend Aladdin, for example. He used to be a thief who stole what he needed to survive, but he also gave food to those who need it as well. Like say, poor straving kids on the street. Agrabah, was a slightly underdefelupt mess when Jafar was around
 * Xandy: Well, not that isn't a good thing, I mean, caring for kids is nice, but, I want a slightly stronger reason then that.
 * Sam: Okay, then how's this. We also met this guy named Robin Hood. I'm sure you'll know what he did was right after you hear that he wasn't the true evil. His world was being taxed out of house and home by some evil lion named Prince John. With these unfair taxes, everyone couldn't afford anything, and were starving to death. That is until Robin Hood came. He stole from Prince John so he could give them to the poor folk of Nottingham.
 * Xandy:...Well...okay, maybe that is for a good cause. But did anything else of note happen?
 * Sir Hiss: Of course. That guy was just plain greedy and egotistical. He stole his brother's crown when he went on an epic journey that a few Villain Leaguers forced him to go on. In fact, there was a song that made fun of him. DAMN, was it catchy. Of course, when Prince John found out about it, he increased the taxes to impossible amounts, and he even had a few hornets sting people who sung it. People were sent to the slammer for being unable to pay, or for even killing a single hornet. GOD, this guy is an egotist.
 * Sandy: So, does it make sense why Robin Hood stole from the rich?
 * Xandy:...Okay, maybe you're right. Maybe I shouldn't go that far into it.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Then you should apologize to the Soothsayer right now.
 * Xandy: Okay, sorry.
 * Tigress: So how are we gonna find Captain Axxus?
 * Xandy:...(Sighs) We're gonna have to go to Ardalicron.
 * Magnum: We can't go there! It's too dangerous!
 * Xandy: We've got no choice. We can't just give up like a bunch of cowards. We have to go and do anything we can to stop this madness. But we're gonna need the rest of the Heroes Act in order to do it.
 * SpongeBob: But didn't Foul Cheese say--
 * Xandy: FORGET WHAT FOUL CHEESE SAID!!! He booted us out for screwing up, remember? That means our obedience to him is forfit!? Besides, we're gonna need all the help we can get.
 * Magnum: She's right, everyone. If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do this full team.
 * Lord Shen: Well, if you insist, then we'll allow it. I just don't know what Councilman Calixto will say about it. (The van goes into hyperspace)
 * Zosimo: YOU WANT US TO GO WHERE?!?
 * Vancer: "I know you want to investigate this pirate more, but going to the pirate capital of these UUniverses? That's absordly risky!?"
 * Aurlena: "Oh come on guys, I once beaten a treacherious madman who almost framed me, I think we can handle planet of the skurvy rogs!"
 * Cloakblade: "But at the same time, going to the terrortory of dangerious forces is unadviseable. What if he's not even there, or busy placing the treasure somewhere other pirates won't get it?"
 * Zosimo: "I agree. Let's comfirm the varmit's location before we ster up a Skeetraziod nest for nothing! Did ya place a tracer on the ship?"
 * Magnum: "Fortunately, my misfortune with their serpent friend was not for nothing. While he was busy ensuring I do not go after Axxus, I was able to secretly place a tracer on their ship, hidden from even keenest eye."
 * Vancer: "Oh thank goodness, you saved us an un-nessersary trip to that death planet."
 * Zosimo: "Don't count your Flickens before they hatched, Vance. We still have to find where he is."
 * The Big computer pin-points the location of the pirates, NOT in the Pirate capital, but in the moon Mrex.
 * Zosimo: "Huh, odd. Fer some reason, they're not even on the chorse to Ardralicron. Instead, they in the local moon of Mrex in a gas planet not to far from where Urex was. That, is very odd. The people of Mrex are not even loaded with cash. What do those varmits want with them?"
 * Po: "Let's find out and, well, hope it's not like we originally expect a pirate to do to poor people."
 * The S.S. Axxus lands on the moon, as people see the ship.
 * The Villagers stared blankly.
 * Axxus was the first to exit.
 * Axxus: "People of Mrex..... I have come with a message....... (Steps aside to show a big pile of cash) Your tax money has been refunded!"
 * Silence.
 * Then came a huge boosterious cheer!
 * Villager: "HOORAY FOR AXXUS!?"
 * Sandy: (They see everything on a telescopic screen) Well, what a coinkidink.
 * Xandy: He was just like this Robin Hood guy you told me about.
 * Max: Well, I think it would be right for us to go down there and apologize....(Everyone started laughing)...What?
 * Icky: (Laughs) You seriously think we're just gonna 'doo-doodoo-doodoo' over to a bunch of crazy space pirates and say "we're sorry"? THAT'S IDIOTIC!
 * Xandy: (Laughs) Not to mention risky since we previously helped a govener they heavly don't like! But, as idiotic as it is, it must be done. The careful way, that is. (Nytrox barks) Glad you agree, boy.
 * Viper: Then how are we gonna approach them safely?
 * Xandy: We're gonna do it when they go back into space. They're sure to grab us in a tractor beam, and when they get us, we'll just tell them we're on their side now.
 * Zosimo: YOU WANT US TO HELP A BUNCH OF CRAZY PIRATES THAT WANT TO KILL US AT FIRST SIGHT?!?
 * Cynder: They won't. I sensed that none of the pirates had no darkness in their hearts, so they're not HUGE fans of unprovoked violence.
 * Cloakblade: This better be crazy enough to work, Xandy-san.
 * Xandy: Oh, I admit it's crazy. But it WILL work. Trust me.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, we'd better do it now because they're closing in towards us fast. It'll be a matter of time before they catch us on our radars, and--(Suddenly, the entire van shakes)
 * Aurlena: CRAP! They caught us in a tractor beam!
 * Xandy:...Well...here we go.
 * Sacen: (The tractor beam takes them into the ship) Oh, no. It's them again.
 * Captain Axxus: Well, let's see what they want THIS time. (Takes out his vibrosword) MAN YOUR STATIONS, PIRATES!!! (The entire place gets armed as the robots open the doors of the van)
 * Monnoe: "Ok, misfits. I am getting the feeling you dudes and dudettes are serious gluttens for punishment, so we'll be more then happy to-"
 * Monnoe made a surprise face when he sees Spongebob using patrick's briefs as a surrender flag.
 * Spongebob: "We come in peace!"
 * Monnoe: "...... Wow...... And your suppose to be the guys Darkness Qui herself, let alone THE Xerxes couldn't defeat? Wow, I'm starting to think villains were alot more pathic then I thought."
 * Lord Shen: "Uh, don't read too much into it. Our eyes are open to the truth about Foul Cheese. Inform your captain we no longer are of service to him."
 * Monnoe: ".... Forgive me for being paraniod, but, I am not normally quick to forgive people that helped any of our enemies, even if they're just well meaning misguided clowns like you. How do I know your not out to redeem yourselves to that Tyrant by tricking us to expose Axxus to you?"
 * Shrek: "Then tell me, do you see any of his guards here?"
 * Monnoe: "They could be hiding."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Search our entire ship if you seek proof of their lack of place here."
 * Monnoe: "I ain't falling for the old look in our ship thing. Classic trap done before by a few bounty hunters."
 * Icky: "WELL WHAT DO WE HAVE TO FREAKEN DO TO PROVE OURSELVES THAT FOUL SHIT CHEESE HATES US NOW!?"
 * Monnoe: "I approve of insulting the jerk, but that's just me having an opinion. If you want to prove you hate Cheese now, you need to do something not even Axxus would do."
 * Zosimo: "Ok, fine. What?"
 * Monnoe: "..... Kidnap, Foully's niece, Blueinna."
 * Lougers and Heroes Act members: "WHAT?!"
 * Magnum: "We were just banished there and you want us to commit high treason!? I see now why Axxus wouldn't do that, cause he CLEARLY knows better to do something a truely evil pirate would do?!"
 * Monnoe: "...... You pass."
 * Boss Wolf: "WHAT!?"
 * Icky: "...... DID I MISS SOMETHING!? You said you wanted us to betray everything we stand for just to prove you guys we hate Cheese now, and when we bluntingly refuse, you said we, "Pass"?! What's the logic behind that!?"
 * Monnoe: Well, Blue is actually a close friend of ours. We needed to see if you were on her side and not Foul Cheese's side. Considering that you are on HER side, then we can trust you. Come on out.
 * SpongeBob:...Uh...okay. (They exit the van)
 * Captain Axxus: Monnoe, why are you letting them in?
 * Monnoe: They said they're on our side now.
 * Captain Axxus: Did you give them the test?
 * Lord Shen: Of course he did. Blue isn't as crazy as Foul Cheese is, so we're on her side of the issue. We're here to help you with the situation.
 * Xandy: And we brought the rest of the Heroes Act with us. (Nytrox barks)
 * Sacen: Aww, is that a troggle? I never had the chance to see one of those in my life. (All the pirates look at her weird)...Well, aside from that, if you're sure you're on our side, then we'll need to make sure you come with us to our hideout on Ardalicron. My father's a pirate lord, so a good majority of other pirates respect him. Some are even his friends.
 * Magnum: Are you sure about this?
 * Sacen: Well, if you trust us, then that's good enough for me.
 * Captain Axxus: Well, one less group of "Axxus Haters" to worry about then. Onward to Ardalicron. We've got some business to discuss. Especially considering our other threat.
 * Xandy: Other threat?
 * 6-Armed Gorilla: He means my old boss, Captain Rarxter. We'll tell you about him once we get to Ardalicron. While we're on our way, why don't you 'Shell Lodgers' tell us a bit about your adventures?
 * Xandy: Oh, I'm sure as heck they'd be delighted.
 * Cloakblade: We other Heroes Act heroes would like to hear them, too. Xandy tells us a bit about them, but we desire more.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if you really want to know, then we'd be happy to. I'm sure a lot of people in these UUniverses would pay big money to hear about our stories.
 * Captain Axxus: Then let's head to the main room. We've got a couple of cuisine that you Alternate UUniversals won't be familiar with, but it tastes great.
 * Xandy: Oh, of course. These guys wouldn't mind trying some of our alternate cuisine. Right? (The Lodgers mumble) Well, don't love it until you try it. Come on.
 * SpongeBob: (The SS Axxus makes it to the Woofu System on it's way to Ardalicron)...But, unfortunately, Meg died before we could get to her. So, we took Seadramon and broke into the Underworld to get her soul back. Unfortunately, it was in this River of Death where any mortal who went in there would age rapidly and die within seconds.
 * Icky: Yeah, kind of like that L'Orfeo play. Except with Hercules and Meg.
 * Cloakblade: What is L'Orfeo?
 * Icky:...Never mind.
 * SpongeBob: Of course, Hercules decided to make a deal with Hades that Meg could get out if he got her out. Of course, we had our doubts that it wouldn't work because we were sure that without him, the Darkspawn would be freed, and the entire UUniverses would be consumed in evil. But, shockingly, he got him out because he showed true heroism and restored his godhood. So, Meg was saved, and even though Hercules was able to go home again, he decided to become mortal again so he could be with Meg. We weren't so sure what happened to Pain and Panic afterwards. It took us until a few adventures later to figure it out. Regardless, that's how we rescued Olympus from the Villain League.
 * Monnoe: GOOD BUTTERY GOD, THAT IS AWESOME!!!
 * Chenger: "Si."
 * Spyro: "..... (Sighs depressingly.)"
 * Monnoe: "..... Uh, what's with you dude?"
 * Spyro: "........."
 * Cynder: ".... Spyro, had a trumatic exspeareince with a non-space pirate name Blot and a crew of his. We, went through alot of painful exspeairences and betrayals, a few misunderstandings, and.... Lives were lost during it, sometimes by our hand by accsident, or if we were forced. It happened because a former step-father of mind desided to be a jerk and had us lost at sea because he wanted to snag Kairi to free the darkspawn. You, have to understand that he's, not exactly comfertable at the moment."
 * Axxus sighed.
 * Axxus: "I am actselly not even remotely offenced. I know pirates ain't exactly the pinicale of sainthood.... But he needs to know not all pirates are out for blood and wealth. Sometimes, we just prefer to live, outside of goverment corruption and over-control, and, even, neglect, whether intentional or not."
 * Spyro: "I know of Pirates like that..... But, I'm also depressed that, Blot, was in a position like that... That, a horrorable event pushed him into such a dark edge. He may've just had been a victim of tragity, and I just saw him as a monster because he was afraid to show his soft side cause he's sensitive about his reputation for a title he clearly made-up! I, didn't even stop that real monster Taiklar from claiming him!? I... didn't even realised it, until, when Twilight went through the same shame with Gary..... She, felt awful, of letting him suffer because of something that wasn't even his idea! It, haunted me, with nightmares...."
 * Spyro was twisting and turning on his bed
 * In his dreams, he was reliving the time he defeated Blot, but it was, alot darker, and Blot was less the big jerk he was.
 * Blot struggled getting up.
 * Blot: "Ok, ok, (shakes and trembles unlike what really happened), you win! I will no longer try to kill you, or get you on me crew! But believe me, i will get even, one way or another!"
 * ???: "Oh really?"
 * An even darker Taikalr and the skeliton pirates are seen.
 * Taiklar grabs Blot!
 * Taiklar: "I LOST ME TREASURE AND BEING ABLE TO KILL GODS TO A VENGEFUL ALICORN THANKS TO YE! NOW, YOU ARE MY NEW TREASURE!"
 * Blot: "No, no, no!!"
 * Taiklar stabs Blot in a much more bloodier fastion then what really accured with his keyblade, and Blot becomes a gold statue!
 * Taiklar: "Welcome to me treasure, Captain Blot, Master of the seas."
 * Taiklar laughed almost demonicly then what really accured as he vanished along with Blot!
 * Spyro: (After shaking off the horror, realises his job is done) Bon Voyage, Captain Blot.
 * ???: "Oh, here you are, talking about being better then me, and yet, you allowed someone you don't know alot of about of why he's so determined to act like this, without concidering he's not as just straight forword evil as one thinks."
 * Malefor's dark shadow looms over Spyro.
 * Malefor voice: "And you dare think your nothing like me? Think again?!"
 * Spyro starts to become more Malefor-ish as evil laughter was heard!
 * Spyro screamed as he screamed waking up!
 * Spyro was breathing in and out.
 * Spyro noticed he was scratching himself again.
 * Spyro: "...... Damn it....... I always scratch myself during nightmares."
 * Spyro heads to his personal wash room, opens a mirror cabinet, grabs a health kit, then closes it to see a blood covered golden statue of Blot, and screamed!
 * Blot Statue: "Why did you left me to go down like that kid?"
 * Spyro was panicking!?
 * Blot Statue: "I know I was being a jerk, (his mouth waterfulled bloody coins) but I didn't know that Cobra loser brought you guys here! I thought you were vagabonds or something!? I just wanted to be an awesome pirate and lived my dreams! I don't support what douches like Cobra are doing?! AND YET YOU LEFT ME TO BECOME MY FORMER IDOL'S TREASURE?! YOU CALLED YOURSELF A HERO?! I DON'T THINK I EVEN WANNA BOTHER MAKING YOUR JOIN MY CREW ANYMORE?! AT LEAST DEAD SEA HELPED ME?!"
 * Blot's arm fell off, sprouting out the well of soul corruption liquid!
 * Spyro panics as it starts to fill the room as he flies to avoid!
 * Blot's Statue: "YOUR NO FREAKING BETTER THEN TAIKLAR?! NO BETTER THEN THAT JERKBRA?! NO BETTER THEN MALEFOR!? (HIS OTHER ARM FALL OFF) YOUR NO FREAKING HERO?! YOU DESERVE TO BE A DARKSPAWN, YOU FREAKING LOSER?! DO YOU HEAR ME?! A DARKSPAWN!? DARKSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN?!"
 * The Head pops out as darken corrupted blood spews out begans to flood the room and drown Spyro in it!
 * Spyro wakes up screaming again!
 * Spyro hyper ventalates.
 * Spyro: "..... Another dream?"
 * Spyro's scratches are worse.
 * Spyro is too scared to try to get to the health kit.
 * Spyro enters a fetal positon, and cries himself to sleep.
 * Spyro: "Blot.... You may be a total self impourent jerk, but you didn't deserved this..... You didn't deserved this......"
 * Spyro was in that same fetal position as everyone gave shocked, blank stares.
 * Icky and Iago: "...... DAY-AMMMMMMM!?"
 * Cynder: "...... Spyro...... You, have regrets about Blot's fate because of what originally happened to Gary? I mean, you are right, it wasn't Blot's fault Mang was being a jerk, but he was gonna let a world suffer under dark tyranny so he can get rich. He's not a saint himself.... But, over-all, Taiklar was no better for what he did to him, I'll give you that. Blot was a jerk, but not even he desevred, what he was given. He was just a simple rouge who was just as much a victim as we were to Mang's, idiotcy and misguided nature, and that of the league. When this is over, you, Celestia, Twilight, Discord and Black Kat are gonna have a talk with you about this. They understand what is like to make rash judgements. Ok?"
 * Spyro grabs and hugs Cynder gentely crying.
 * Everyone in the room started to get abit teary eyed, even the normally strong hearted Shen.
 * Lord Shen: "..... How am I gonna explain this to Kairi? She no doubt hates that monkey to pieces."
 * Trixie bursts into crying and ran off!
 * Gilda tamed her own sadness and toughen up.
 * Gilda: "I'll go, help Trixie out of her troubles."
 * Spongebob: "I don't think I'll LOOK AT "SEAS OF CAPTAIN LEGEND" IN THE SAME MINDSET AGAIN!?"
 * Spongebob and Patrick cried?!
 * Banzai: "(Sniffs).... As strange as this sounds, (sniffs with a wimper), I think I lost my appatight!?"
 * Ed cries!
 * Shenzi: "I'd tell ya, (sniffs), to save your tears, but you have the right to cry this time Ed... We all do."
 * Axxus toughen up, and removed the tear.
 * Axxus: "I think, it's best we, take to our seperate rooms to, cope, with the situation. What we heard, is an example why we must consider the other side of the story..... Even.... If it's someone you don't really like.... Dismiss."
 * Icky: "That was, (sniffs), needlessly dark and sad at the same time. It's like a sad story and a creepypasta rolled into one."
 * Sandy sniffs, and toughens up.
 * Sandy: "I'll stay here and help Patrick and Spongebob out of their own, episode."
 * Axxus: Well, we're almost at Ardalicron. By the time we get there, you'll be okay. Sacen, keep them company.
 * Sacen: Aye-aye. (Axxus leaves)...So, you guys enjoy the food?
 * SpongeBob: It's pretty nice, but not as good as the food we eat back home. *Sniff*
 * Icky: Yeah, for some weird fish cuisine, these make the fish I eat at home taste like a life wasted...which is exactly what a fish is, now that I think about it.
 * 6-Armed Gorilla: Yeah, we have to make sure our meals accompany a certain individual's natural diets such as herbivores, carnivores, omnivores, insectivores, piscivores, the list goes on.
 * Sandy: Well, these nuts seem to taste nice. Kind of like a blend between a peanut and an acorn.
 * Cloakblade: Those are called peadits, Mrs. Cheeks. Salty and filled with minerals and proteins. Not so bad a nut, I might say.
 * SpongeBob: If any of you get the chance to come to our worlds, you should try some Krabby Patties.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, indeed. If you don't know, it's a kind of burger that has the tastiest meat ever, which it's formula I have to keep safe on a daily basis due to a competitive restaurant across the street.
 * Patrick: Hey, Sponge, do you still have that pizza you carried around our old moisodes for some reason?
 * SpongeBob: Not anymore. The producer said that we had to throw it away because it was all moldy.
 * Squidward: Well, it would help if you just let us eat it instead of saying it was for a non-existent customer.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I have no idea why I said that in one of the moisodes, but I think it was in one of the first moisodes, where the producer was just starting his crossover works. Plus, after I've been using the pizza as a parachute multiple times, I think it was pretty obvious how it got so moldy.
 * Magnum: What's a pizza?
 * Po: Oh, everybody in our worlds loves pizza. It's dough that's covered with sauces, cheese, and other kinds of toppings. It's a very extreme delight. There are a lot of pizza restaurants in our worlds.
 * Sandy: Originated from a place in our world called Italy...Or at least every kind of Italy in every one of our worlds.
 * Icky: And between you and me, I think it's a cousin of lasagna.
 * Po: Okay, let's not talk about food so I can't be hungry again, okay?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, let's not.
 * Sacen: So, are there any other stories after that last one you told us?
 * SpongeBob: Well, after that, there was an adventure where we travelled back in time to the time of our origin adventure, but since the producer had a huge error during it's production, we don't remember much of it. The only remnants we have of it is a classified DVD that Skipper seems to keep out of our sight.
 * Lord Shen: "So, Sacen. I assume your pretty loyal to your father's position as a, "Pirate Lord"? Exactly how does one became a lord of gold lusting bandits?"
 * Sacen: ".... He actsidently bungled and destroyed the statue of the preivious Pirate Lord and was mistaken for meaning it, then was lucky to beaten Rarxter in a fight and got him kicked out of Arda... Rarx, hates us ever since. He destroyed his statue actsidently and costed him a position as a respectable pirate lord. And let's say, the pirates have started to, keep to themselves and never pillage unless they know the system is wrong."
 * Monnoe: "You see, pirates here are alot different then the jerks you dealt with. Our reason for piracy isn't THAT greed based. Alot of us became pirates to keep oursalves away from poverty, and to punish real criminals hiding behind governer desks and armies like Cheese! Arca, was also a victim of being part of a crappy law system."
 * (Monnoe): "Taxes, were the worse here. Everyone entered a terrorable poverty because of a corrupt govener who valued his money more then actselly caring for anyone! He always threaten the Grand Council of old with threatening but empty threats to make them back off so he can stay a successful Tyrant. Finally, the people of Arca, had the fuck enough! We had ourselves, the most awesomeness mutinity in the history of everything! The people made the govener walk the plank over the Junja Shark infested waters, and, well, nuff said. The People of Arca devoted their lives to be free of laws and their hypocritical unfairness..... But, thanks to some of them confusing "lawlessness" means "nessersaringly being evil", well....... Let's just say, Arca's popularly also died when the tyrant of Arca."
 * Monnoe: "But we say if those jerks just better embraced that being lawless doesn't mean you have to be evil, I think people would've at least respected us alittle bit."
 * Icky: "Ah, so, your saying people become lawless because of assholes who make them keep abusing them to get rich out of the public? I guess Spyro wasn't kidding about why Blot himself was an asshole."
 * Cynder: "So, if we could find a good pirate to become a Pirate Lord of the Desteny Islands pirates and get rid of whatever undesevring scumbag is current Pirate Lord, we migh ease Celestia's Parents burden of having to deal with a pirate ploblem if Pirates learn to resevre their lawlessness to those who have it coming, like bad pirates or corrupt offitcals."
 * Lord Shen: "Something well deal with in good timing. Besides, we also would have to somehow ease Celestia's parents of their own dislike for pirates thanks to that Taiklar beast. And devines know it's not easy to talk a god out of hating sinners."
 * Soothsayer: "Celestia be more, persaisive when she is capable to understand and consider every side of the story, if it's from someone she herself would disapprove of."
 * Squidward: "Personal lives aside, I am still not sure about heading to a lawless planet! What if they steal something for me, or question Axxus for bringing outsiders here!?"
 * Sacen: "Don't worry. You guys are going as our "Prisoners". We'll say your some of F.C.'s bankers we're trying to convert to our side."
 * Mr. Krabs: "YOUR GONNA TURN US INTO PIRATES?!"
 * Monnoe: "Tell them, Big Lipped Rodruy."
 * The same Croc-like creature from before is Big-Lipped Rodruy.
 * Rod: "If your going to hang with pirates, then your gonna BE Pirates! Nothing personal, it's part of the pirate 600 vows! It isn't proper pirate conduct to hang with Non-Pirates unless their either your prisoners, or love mates, and, I don't think we have the right amount of males and females to say we're dating you guys."
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "Oh, boy! It's Blot all over again!"
 * Cynder: ".... Uh, Blot, also tried to turn Spyro into a pirate and forcing him to betray all he learns to be good to become, and a quite, a blood thirsty thief. He's, obviously still recovering from that."
 * Vancer: "Some of us also have a reputation with people who still have faith in the law! My family would judge me poorly if I desided to hang with a bunch of, no offence, convicted felons!"
 * Monnoe: "Relax, we're not gonna make you pirates PERIMENTLY! It's only for when we enter Arca! Trust me, they don't, hate heroes persay, but they're abit, cautious cause, well, again, thanks to a few rotten Slapples in the bunch, we don't have a good relation to any kind of people who fight for the law!"
 * Icky: "So, it's either go "Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of Rum", or we're alien shark bait? I vote for not getting eaten by Alien sharks!"
 * Po: "Me too!"
 * Iago: "Oh, why not? Parrots already have an imfamous reputations for being Pirate familiers, it's practicly painful!"
 * Cynder: "Well, Spyro would prefer it to stay it out, cause, you know. I'll stay with him so he won't, freak out when he gets his "Blot Hallusonations" again."
 * Sparx: "Blot Hallusonatons?"
 * Cynder: "Don't ask."
 * Banzai: So, to recap, you want us to act like pirates so we can be safe?
 * Rod: Yes. But you have to make it look REAL. Not just act like pirates, BE pirates. It's the only safety precaution to protect you from being mince meat.
 * Sacen: But you only have to do it when you're on Ardalicron.
 * SpongeBob:...Okay, we can do that. Does everyone feel okay with acting like a pirate?
 * Shenzi: Well, some of us might not. Some of us seem to be sensitive about it.
 * Tigress: It's true. I find acting like a pirate to be unnecessary. I've never dressed up like one in my life. I don't think Master Shifu would like it either.
 * Shifu: Well, I have been undercover as a pirate in one of my missions before, so I don't find it that silly.
 * Sandy: Well, you have to try, Tigress. In fact, we'll show you how.
 * Sacen: Oh, acting like a pirate is easy. The first step is to dress like one. In this planet, you need to dress like a space pirate.
 * Monnoe: That means you can't dress like the classical pirates we know on other worlds. Only high rankers like Axxus can get away with that. You need to have 'space age' pirate outfits. We've got a whole load of them in our dressing compartment. Our PTA to Ardalicron is only 1 hour, so we need to do it fast. Follow me.
 * Icky: Okay, if you say so.
 * Icky: "So, if only top guys dress like classics, why do you guys get to wear traditional get-ups?"
 * Monnoe: "Axxus and other higher pirates approved it, being we're with Axxus. But since your new guys, your gonna have to space age it and earn the trust and respect of higher pirates to even be liked to wear a traditional pirate underpants!"
 * Icky: "Seriously, they'll give you shit, for something you wear pants over?"
 * Monnoe: "Trust me, behind a eye-patch, is an x-ray robotic eyeball. They'll know."
 * Iago: "Well, we don't know what Space Pirates dressed like since we're abit more familier with classics. Hell, even the Space Pirates we have in our universe dressed like classics!"
 * Monnoe: "Big lip, show them."
 * Rod opens a metal door.
 * Icky: "...... I think we have some assumsons now."

Ardalicron Fortress Top Floor S.S. Axxus. Cargo of the ship. Empty hallway. The room Spyro and Cynder. Outside. Cockpit. Outside Cockpit Room Cockpit Boys' Apartment Other Room SS Axxus Shark Waters Longbeard's House
 * Tigress: I look ridiculous.
 * Sandy: Oh, please, you look like a REAL space pirate.
 * Icky: You know, I think I'll get used to wearing this all the time.
 * Iago: RAWWWKKK! WERE REAL PIRATES RIGHT HERE, RAAWWKK!!! Please, it was silly enough I had to act like this when I was still on Jafar's side.
 * Po: I don't think this will work, because won't the pirates see that we aren't from these worlds considering what kind of animals we are?
 * Chenger: Oh, you'll be okay. They'll just think you're real pirates, so that won't exactly matter. (Dumps water on himself, and he gasps)
 * Private: I find it odd that a fish like you can stay on land like that.
 * Kowalski: That's not strange in our world, Private. There is a certain kind of fish that can go on land called the mudskipper.
 * Private: Oh, yeah. I saw one of them before. Couldn't eat it because it was covered in mud. BLECH!!!
 * Chenger: Yeah, I'm one of the many fishes out of water, but I still need to stay wet all the time. Isn't that what your sponge friend has to go through?
 * SpongeBob: Well, in my own world, I do. But when me, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs are outside our own world, we don't actually need it. Gotta be thankful for cartoon logic.
 * Viper: So, I guess it's best if we show Tigress how to act like a pirate.
 * SpongeBob: Easy as pie. Every kid in the UUniverses knows what it takes to be one. First, we'll start with the usual line: ARRRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Tigress:...Okay, I am NOT doing that.
 * Icky: Wow, what a wiener. (Gilda smacks him) Ow!
 * Shenzi: Okay, this is gonna be tougher than I thought.
 * ???: PLANET HO!!!
 * Monnoe:...Guys, we'll have to get started because we've already arrived. Let's go. (They all leave, and they look out the windows to see the planet)
 * Sandy: Wow! It's HUGE!
 * Axxus: It's a Super-planet to be exact. It's how we classify planets' diameters. It's larger than the planet we all know, Marbon.
 * Private: Marbon?
 * Xandy: That's where the humans of our UUniverses came from. Now, their alien allies populate it. I gotta tell you, that place is a knockout. My aunt and uncle took me to an amusement park there.
 * Private: Ohh, so it's like your version of Earth?
 * Xandy: If that's where YOUR humans came from, yes.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, Earth is the most noted world we know. Each system in our UUniverses has a different version of Earth.
 * Axxus: Brace yourselves, mateys, we're about to enter Ardalicron's gravitational field. (The SS Axxus suddenly moves faster) Sacen, make sure the ship moves from side to side so we don't burn up.
 * Sacen: Aye-aye, captain! YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE! GET THIS HUNK OF METAL MOVING!
 * 6-Limbed Gorilla: Easier done than said for ol' Croon the Goon! (Takes the controls, and swivels the ship left and right)
 * Sacen: You Shell Lodgers better brace yourselves. It's gonna be a bumpy landing.
 * Icky: (The Lodgers scream wildly as the SS Axxus makes it to a landing pad right near a partially-dilapidated fortress)...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--(Gilda covers his mouth)
 * Gilda: We've landed, Ickster!
 * Icky: Oh, right. Of course we did.
 * Axxus: Welcome, Lodgers, to our humble abode. It ain't much, but it's a perfect hideaway for us.
 * Tigress: Funny, I don't see any other pirates around.
 * Axxus: Don't let looks get the better of you, lady! This fortress contains some more pirates. Our other pirate allies are in there waiting for us to report our progress. You all need to act like you belong here, and you'll be right as rain.
 * Shifu: Just do your best, Tigress.
 * Tigress: I'll try, Master. I'll try.
 * Axxus: Off we go. (They exit the SS Axxus, and enter the fortress)
 * Pirates are seen rough housing, shouting, fighting, and getting drunk.
 * An Octopus alternate universeal appeared.
 * AUU Octopus: "HEY!? PIRATE LORD AXXUS IS BACK!, YA ROGS!? ASSUME POSITIONS?!"
 * Pirates: "PIRATE LORD AXXUS!?"
 * Auu Octopus: "What is there a bloody ehco here? ALCHORSE PIRATE LORD AXXUS?! NOW PICK UP YER SHITS AND READY THIS ROOM!?" (They all do that, and Axxus and his crew arrive) Welcome back, Captain Axxus! I trust your heist went rather well?
 * Captain Axxus: Indeed it has, Mr. Armall. Indeed it has. And on the way, we picked up a few stragglers along the way. Told us they're pirates from the other UUniverses we've heard so much about.
 * Pirate #1: (A boar-like creature) You mean the place where the heroes that stopped the Villains Act came from?
 * Pirate #2: (A giraffe-like antelope) Why the hell would some Alternate UUniversal pirates come to us?
 * Axxus: Beats me, Jorndy. But for some reason, they've come to help me with my problem. Come on out, laddies. (The Shell Lodgers come out)
 * SpongeBob: ARRRGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Po: Well, this be a strange pirate group. But strange doesn't matter to us pirates.
 * Tigress:...Argh.
 * Mr. Armall:...Well, greetings, fellow pirates. Welcome to the Axxus Fortress.
 * An Aged Alternate Warthog Pirate in black clothing and a walking crutch appeared.
 * Axxus: "Groson!"
 * Groson: "Ha! Axxus, you loveable slippy basturd, good to see you again!"
 * A clumsy Ostrach like alternate universeal crashed through!
 * Axxus: "Oh, nice enternece Sloop Oops."
 * Sloop: "Axxus?! You came back!?"
 * Icky: "Nice friends ya got here."
 * Sloop:...Uh...who are THESE guys?
 * Axxus: They are pirates from the Alternate UUniverses that the famous 'Shell Lodge Squad' came from. Claiming they want to help me stop Foul Cheese and Rarxter.
 * Sloop: Pirates, eh? (Looks closely at their faces)...I don't sense no REAL piracy in them.
 * SpongeBob: Excuse me, mister? We be REAL pirates for sure!
 * Sloop: (Hardy laughs) If you haven't noticed by now, I've been a pirate for over 50 years.
 * Private: 50 years?
 * Sloop: 50 YEARS!!!
 * Private: I didn't even know creatures in these worlds lived that long.
 * Skipper: Me neither, laddie.
 * Sloop: Don't think so, bird? I'm a Harwogg! I can live up to 172 years! But, we mostly die in our 165-168 years before we even get there. But me? I'm still in me 70s! DO PIGS IN YER' WORLDS LIVE THIS LONG, YOU DIRTY TORNUAS?!?
 * Marty: Not that much, sir! Now get yer' face out of OUR faces!
 * Sloop:...Okay, but I don't know if any of ye' are real pirates. As far as I'm concerned, yer' just a bunch of imposters trying to blend in so we don't feed ya' to our Junja Sharks! (A bunch of large red-eyed dark blue and white sharks are seen staring at them savagely) I mean, I've learned to swim safely with them creatures. One of em' down there is my pet. AHOY THERE, SAVATINA!!! (One of the sharks grunts crankily) He likes me.
 * Mantis: (Shivers) Sounds pretty bloody.
 * Sloop: Oh, it is. They're pretty vicious when huntin' in packs in the open ocean. They need a whale of a diet to satisfy them. And I mean literally. They mainly hunt whales. You don't wanna mess with 'em, or it might be the last thing ye' ever do.
 * Po:...Glad to know, fellow pirate. (Gulps)
 * Sloop: Well, I need to use the poop deck right quick! I'll be right out. Clumsisco? Why don't you show em' and Axxus' crew to the top floor. They could really use some gettin' used to.
 * Ostrich-like Creature (Clumsisco): Of course, I'd be delighted to--WHOAH!!! (Crashes head first into a table) OUCH! I THINK I SWALLOWED MY GOLDEN TOOTH!
 * Pirate #3: (An alligator-like reptile) You don't even HAVE teeth.
 * Clumsisco: Oh...then what DID I swallow?
 * Clumsisco: "I know it's not much it ain't, but since we can't risk going to fancy hotels thanks to, well, issues, it's home."
 * Icky: "What was with that Sloop guy given us the stink eye?"
 * Clumsisco: "Oh, he's known to be paraniod to alot of new people. They say he wasn't born with trust glands."
 * Tigress: "Well, tecnecally, no one is, cause trust is an abstract consect and-"
 * Chenger latches into Tigress's face!
 * Tigress (muffled): "Get, off of my face!"
 * Clumsisco: "All ight thens. Men sleep in the left, girls get sometime in the right."
 * Tigress takes Chenger off!
 * Tigress: "Good, cause I need a long break from-"
 * Clumsisco blocks Tigress from the girl's side.
 * Clumsisco: "(Laughs), Now now, ya little stanker. This is a girl's side only it is. Ladies need their privaty they know. We don't want to encourage the steriotype about Pirates having no decenty to women, do we?"
 * Tigress: "......... I am a woman, you idiot?!"
 * Clumsisco: "........ Has anyone ever told you can be mistaken for a guy?"
 * Monkey: "You have, NO idea! Also, the moustace like cat wiskers don't really seem to help."
 * Icky: "Yeah, uh, your not doing much of a good job discouraging the steriotype, bud."
 * Clumsisco: "Honest mistake. She has very mannish quilites. I mean, where's her boobs?"
 * Tigress judo punches Clumsisco!
 * Clumsisco: "...... I kinda deserved that."
 * Axxus: "Uh, your, free to show yourself out."
 * Clumsisco awkwordly walked away.
 * Icky: "....... Did ya had to punch the dude? I mean, granted, he was being alittle dumb with you, but that's expected when pirates ain't normally known to be educated people."
 * Axxus: ".... Actselly, I would be offended if that wasn't half-true in some cases."
 * Sacen: "Well, we're not ALL idiots, if that's what your thinking."
 * Shenzi: "Well, let's all turn in for the night. We got, ALOT, to think here."
 * Spongebob: "..... You think Spyro and Cynder would be ok on their own on that ship?"
 * Spyro sighed.
 * Spyro: "Look at me Cynder. I'm acting like a cowerd. A cowerd like Foul Cheese, because of a mistake that I arragantly accepted once."
 * Cynder: "Well, it's propbuly for the best. Your obviously not yet ready to be among pirates, let alone what could be in that fortress."
 * Spyro sighs.
 * Spyro: "Your right.... The worse is behind us, right?"
 * In two crates, Two Imperial Guards burst out, which are simuler to a Alternate Gecko and a Alternate Fox.
 * Alternate Fox: "Oh, I do say, Greek-crack. Why did I EVER agreed to listen to your stupid plan to secretly board this death ship of those criminals while they were in Mrex, I'll never know!"
 * Creek the Gecko like creature: "Well, think about it Julymusk, if we became the guard who capture Axxus and bring him to justise, we'll be heroes! Cheese will actselly love us and reconsider banishing us from Urex for the jackstrap innosent. Why, we could join the Heroes Act for this!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, you sad, sad dreamer. There's no telling where we even are!"
 * Creek: "Ok if it'll calm you, we'll check on a window outside."
 * Creek and July freaked out when they see they're in Alca!
 * Julymusk: "..... We're dead..... So very, very dead!"
 * Creek: "Uh, I, I know this looks bad, but, maybe, we'll get such a good of a reward if we..... Hijack the ship!"
 * Julymusk: "..... How does stealing ONE ship stop Axxus."
 * Creek: ".... We'll ransom it to him for all the money he stolen from Mrex and for him to turn himself over!"
 * Julymusk slapped Creek!
 * Julymusk: "Idiot! He'll just get another ship and give Fouliouios even more trouble!"
 * Creek: "Well, we can still Hijack it to go back to Mrex, re-collect the loot he stolen, and return to Urex, and still become heroes."
 * Julymusk: "..... Ugh. I'm mostly in it to get out of here."
 * Creek: "Shh! I think I hear voices in that room!"
 * Spyro: "I just hope this goes off without innosdent. (Creek and Julymusk secretly watch). I mean, what if Cheese found out what we were doing suddenly befriending his enemy? He would turn the Grand Council and the entire alternate universe against us."
 * Cynder: "Spyro, if we played this correctly, everyone will rekindise Axxus has more good then his lack of respect for law has shown. We have nothing worry about.
 * Creek: ".... Cockpit, now."
 * The duo ran for it!
 * Julymusk and Creek started to fight over the controls!
 * Creek: "LET ME DRIVE?!"
 * Julymusk: "No you reptilian joke, I am a more exspearience driver!"
 * Creek: "I wanna drive?!"
 * The Ship started to fly around doing many random tricks as Creek and Julymusk kept arguing!
 * Julymusk: "I HAVE A DRIVER'S LISENCE!?"
 * Creek and Julymusk argued?!
 * Spyro and Cynder screamed!
 * Cynder: "WHAT'S GOING ON!?"
 * Spyro: I think somebody's hijacking the ship! We gotta stop it!
 * Creek: Wait a minute, don't you think we should get rid of those creatures first?
 * Julymusk: We'll take them prisoner! We'll expose their allegiance to Axxus, and be bigger heroes. THE UUNIVERSES WILL LOVE US FOREVER!!!
 * ???: Not 'love', 'LOATHE'! (Spyro and Cynder appear)
 * Spyro: Get off of this ship or we'll kick you off!
 * Julymusk: No way, lizard! We're gonna hold you two hostage so we can keep your allies away from us. You need to be exposed for your betrayal of the AUU Grand Council!
 * Cynder: You two are making a BIG mistake. Holding people hostage isn't a way to become heroes. Plus, Axxus is not a criminal. He's trying to provide money for Mrex!
 * Creek: By STEALING money! That's a crime that cannot go unpunished! You two are coming with us alive or dead!
 * Spyro: Fine. You leave us no choice. (Breathes fire on them)
 * Julymusk/Creek: YAAAAOOOOWWWW!!!
 * Tai: Uh, guys? Do you hear the sound of a spaceship flying?
 * Patrick: Sorry.
 * Tai: NOT YOU! From outside.
 * Mantis: I don't think we can see what's happening outside because THERE'S NO WINDOWS!!!
 * Zosimo: No. That's because the windows are holographic. (Flips one of 2 switches on the wall, and holographic screens appear on 2 of the walls showing a view of the outside)
 * Po: WHOA!
 * Kowalski: HOLOGRAPHIC WINDOWS?!? WOWZA!!!
 * Private: Guys, look! (They see the SS Axxus going crazy)
 * Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! THE SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!!
 * Sam: Along with Spyro, Cynder, and our van.
 * SpongeBob: WE HAVE TO WARN CAPTAIN AXXUS!!!
 * Private: What about Spyro and Cynder? Can't THEY handle it?
 * SpongeBob: Well, just in case they can't, we need to inform Captain Axxus.
 * Vance: There's a intercom over here. (Presses button) ATTENTION, CAPTAIN AXXUS!!! YOUR SHIP IS BEING HIJACKED!!! WE NEED TO STOP IT!!...Uh...SIR!! (Turns off intercom)
 * Axxus: WHAT?!? Not on MY watch! (Takes his vibrosword, puts on his captain outfit, and goes out)
 * Julymusk: GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY!!!
 * Cynder: Get off of this ship! Don't make us hurt you more!
 * Creek: "Please don't hurt us! We don't have guns anymore ever since the jockstrap inosent!?"
 * Spyro: "Why don't you have guns cause of-..... I don't want to know."
 * Julymusk: "It's better you don't really."
 * Creek: "Please! We just want Cheese to like us again!"
 * Cynder: "Don't you two know what he's been doing?"
 * Julymusk: "To be honest, no idea. We're mainly just new recruits as of... The past few weeks, but we were redused to be sent to that mudhole Mrex cause of the Jockstrap innsodent."
 * Creek: "Which wasn't THAT much our fault!"
 * Cynder: "Spyro, I think these guys aren't a threat. They're just a bunch of bad luck idiots."
 * Spyro: "Under the condition you land this thing before you cause serious damage, you guys will avoid getting further burned in the butts."
 * Julymusk: "Well maybe not from you, but I doubt these criminals would be as merciless as-"
 * Creek: "TREE!?"
 * Julymusk: "Since when does a tree know- AGGGH?!"
 * The Ship zooms around a giant tree!
 * Julymusk: "Oh, that was as close as-"
 * Creek: "TOWER?!"
 * Julymusk: "AGGGH?!"
 * The Ship misses the tower.
 * Tower Pirate: "SUNDAY DRIVER?!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, that is even more closer then-"
 * Creek: "SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
 * The Ship crashes face first into a supply depot!
 * Julymusk: "..... Shouldn't there be a Ka-boom?"
 * Creek, Cynder, and Spyro: "DON'T JINX IT?!" (Suddenly, the SS Axxus blows up, and Spyro, Cynder, Julymusk and Creek are launched right into the air)
 * Axxus: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! THEY WRECKED MY FLAPPIN' SHIP!!!
 * Sacen: Hey, there's the lizard things up in the air!
 * Axxus:...Uh-oh. They're going straight into the--(Spyro and the group fall right into the shark-infested waters)...Junja Shark Pools.
 * Sparx: GREAT SCOT!!! THEY'RE GONNA BE EATEN ALIVE!!!
 * Skipper: WE GOTTA GET DOWN THERE!!! (They run off after them)
 * Julymusk: (He and Creek gasp for air while Spyro and Cynder surface) Oh, no! (They see the Junja Sharks swimming towards them) SHARKS!!!
 * Spyro: TIME TO GO!!! (He and Cynder grab Julymusk and Creek, but the Junja Sharks pull them straight into the water again)
 * Cynder: OH, NO YOU DON'T!!! (They both dive into the water where the two hijackers are surrounded by Junja Sharks. Cynder and Spyro go down and defend them by freezing them in ice and blowing them around in currents. They grab Julymusk and Creek, and resurface, where the two gasp for air again)
 * Julymusk:...You saved us?
 * Spyro: Hey, nobody's THAT heartless. (They fly them to the docks where they meet up with the others)
 * Trixie: GUYS! Are you okay?!?
 * Spyro: "Well, we been better."
 * Axxus: "Imperials?!"
 * Axxus holds Creek and Julymusk at gunpoint!
 * Lord BIAB: "It's ok sir. I indicated that they're harmless idiots. No traces of weapony on them."
 * Axxus: ".... Yeah but they wreaked my ship."
 * ???: "AND THE SUPPLY DEPOT?!"
 * A heavily bearded Unotter is seen.
 * Axxus: "Uh oh."
 * Spyro: "Who's that?"
 * Axxus: "My uncle. Longbeard Axxus the Pirate. The member of the High Ranker council in the fortress."
 * Longbeard: "Tarcroy, those imperials have destroyed my brother's ship AND the supply depot! We're helpless against a future attack from Rarxter! I hope you plan to have those scum punished?!"
 * Axxus: "Where, they're harmless idiots uncle, they not a threat."
 * Longbeard: "But all in all, they need to be punished for practicly leaving us with our pirate pants down! (Sees Spyro and Cynder) And who the hell are they!?"
 * The Penguins made shock faces.
 * Rico: 'Uh oh."
 * Cynder: "...... Meow?"
 * Spyro wispers: "The hell?"
 * Cynder wispers: "We need to make ourselves look unsentient."
 * Longbeard: "I AIN'T STUPID YA BULGE CRATS!? (Brings out giant lazer sword) TALK!? WHO ARE YOU AND WHO SENT YOU HERE!?"
 * Axxus: Uncle Longbeard, don't! I brought them here! These guys are the Shell Lodge Squad that saved our worlds from the Villains Act. You cannot tell the others about this.
 * Longbeard: I'm sorry, Tarcroy, but vigilantes like these bust guys like us, and somebody MUST know. Plus, these imperials MUST be punished.
 * Axxus: Hey, you owe me a favor! Don't you remember when I saved you from those Junja Sharks 2 weeks ago? You were like 'I literally owe you a favor'. The favor is that you cannot tell anyone about this.
 * Longbeard: And what if I do?
 * Axxus: I'll throw you back into the Junja Shark Pool and not save you this time. That'll surely teach you not to go back on your promise.
 * Longbeard:...You'd do that to your own Uncle?
 * Axxus: Don't you dare test me, I'm not afraid of anything. These guys are not serving Foul Cheese. They want to help us. If you can't see that, then I sure hope you know how to swim even with a bad foot.
 * Longbeard:...Very well. I won't tell anyone. But if I get busted for keeping secrets, then I'm blaming you.
 * Axxus: Fair. Now you can start by dressing these two guys as pirates.
 * Longbeard: Who do ye' think I am, a magician? I don't have any pirate clothing that can fit these guys.
 * Axxus: I don't think they need clothes. All they need is something generic. Like...an eyepatch, or a headcloth.
 * Spyro: Oh, boy. I still don't feel cut out for this.
 * Cynder: Spyro, we've already been discovered, so we don't have a choice.
 * Julymusk: "....... Am I crazy or, did those pirates actselly, not killed us?"
 * Creek: "...... Did we get lost in an alternate dimention?"
 * Spyro: Uh, Mr. Longbeard? What about these two?
 * Axxus: We can't allow you two to leave or be seen. If you leave, we'll be in more trouble. If you're seen, you'll ruin our plans to end our problems. We have no choice but to keep you here.
 * Creek:...YOU'RE KEEPING US PRISONER?!? I KNEW YOU WERE EVIL ALL THIS TIME!!!
 * Sacen: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO, WE AREN'T EVIL!!!
 * Axxus: Hey, watch your language, young lady!
 * Sacen: Father, I'm 20 years old, I'm not a little pup anymore!
 * Longbeard: EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!!! If you want to violate the honesty regulations of piracy, Axxus, then that's fine, but how are you supposed to keep these guys from leaving?
 * Axxus: Oh, I'm not gonna do it. YOU are.
 * Longbeard: And why should I do that?
 * Axxus: You owe me a FAVOR, remember?
 * Longbeard: Dammit, I so wish I never said those words. Fine, I'll keep them at my place. I have a nice spot for them in my old cell.
 * Julymusk: CELL?!?
 * Julymusk: (Both he and Creek are locked up in the cell) YOU REALLY ARE CRIMINALS!!! WHEN WE GET OUT OF HERE, WE ARE GONNA SEE TO IT THAT FOUL CHEESE EXECUTES YOU!!!
 * Sacen: (Slaps both Julymusk and Creek) You aren't doin' nothing to my father, or you're gonna have to answer to me!
 * Creek: Oh, sure, and get arrested for assault or murder. (They both get smacked twice)
 * Sacen: Wise guys, huh? Keep it up, and we'll keep you here FOREVER!
 * Axxus: SACEN! You're surely sounding like a criminal. Please don't encourage them. Or they're never gonna be reasoned with.
 * SpongeBob: Guys, if it'll make you feel any better, we saved your lives. If we were TRUE criminals, we would've left you with those sharks.
 * Creek:...He does make a point. (Julymusk slaps him)
 * Julymusk: DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES! THEY AND THE HEROES ACT HAVE BETRAYED THEIR OWN NAMES!!!
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THESE ACCUSATIONS RIGHT NOW!!! We need to get some rest. We've got a busy day tomorrow. Some of us need to guard these guys, others need to repair Axxus' ship...
 * Longbeard: AND the Supply Depot!
 * Lord Shen:...Yes, and we also need to...find out what we're fighting against. Didn't one of your pirates mention something about a guy named 'Rarxter'?
 * Axxus: (Yawns) We'll tell ye' about it in the morning. We have to get some shut eye. Longbeard, is your cell's security system still functional?
 * Longbeard: As it'll ever be. DNA-scanning fields are operational. Will shock them if they try to escape.
 * Julymask: CRIMINALS!!! CRIMINALS I SAY!!!
 * Everyone: SHUT UP!!!
 * Creek: "... Uh musk? I think we may've counted our flickens before they hatched."
 * Julymusk slapped him again!

Chapter 3: A horrorable truth about Foul Cheese and The treacherious Captain Rarxter.
Following morning. Top Floor Flashback. Present
 * Creek and Julymusk are now seen in raggy clothing.
 * A brutal Rog pirate with a whip is seen.
 * Pirate Rog: "Alright, ya two imperial swines! You caused alot of trouble yesterday and you owe us a new Supply Depot. In the coming days, Rarxter is coming to cause trouble again, and we can't risk being under-prepared."
 * Julymusk: "Well quite frankly, it served you criminals right."
 * The Rog whapped the whip, scaring Julymusk into silence!
 * Pirate Rog: "I DIDN'T INSTRUCTED YA TO SPEAK, VLOX!?"
 * Creek: "Wow, it's like never left bootcamp."
 * Pirate Rog: "THAT GOES DOUBLE TO YOU, LIZARD?!"
 * Creek: "Sorry."
 * Pirate Rog: "We're on a 4 day time limit, and I want this building to be at peak condition before Rarxter comes and kill us all, even you clowns."
 * Julymusk: "4 days to repair a depot for supplies? That's a physical impossability? Why not just incrise lazer defences, you brutes?"
 * Pirate Rog: "Well, we ain't like you RICH GREEDY BASTURDS WHO STEAL FROM THE LESS FORTUNE, NOW ARE WE?!"
 * Creek: "Oh, I get it. It's about Cheese being abit strict, isn't it? And that, tax stuff. I understand the concern, but, Goverments tax and give strict laws to people all the ti-"
 * Pirate Rog roars!
 * Pirate Rog: "I DID NOT ASK FOR YOU OPINION, IMPERIAL VIG?! NOW YOU AND YOUR VLOX FRIEND BETTER GET TO WORK?!"
 * The Whip becomes a lazer whip and the duo get scared into start repairing the supply depot!
 * The Lougers see this with the HA group.
 * Icky: "Aren't we being a bit unfair to those dorks, even if it is their screa up that we don't have supplies and our van being wrecked? I'm sure if they just realise Cheesy is the bad guy here, they won't WANT to try and please him anymore."
 * Magnum: "But simply explaining about his mistreatment to the poor and the strict laws won't work so easily. Goverments are known for things like that. Taxes and Laws are pretty rekindiseable practices. It would have to be something very against every goverment practice in the book."
 * Iago: "Oh it's not like that old buzzard commited geniside and covered it up or anything."
 * ???: "I wouldn't say that, now would I?"
 * They see Groson.
 * Icky: "Oh hey, your Axxus' old pirate friend, right? Gross-on, was it?"
 * Groson: "Uh, minus the extra S and you be correct."
 * Vancer: "You look, unsettlingly sad."
 * Groson: "(Sigh), becuase I'm living proof, that Foul Cheese is capable of much worse actions, then a bad tax and a few unfair laws! Those, we can somewhat forgive. What he did to my childhood home of Krex, forever EARNED Axxus' eturnal Tyrant Taxing!"
 * Aurlena: "Krex? The Moon of Krexloonas, the ice planet? Not to sound disrespectful, but, I thought the VA destroyed that moon for dissing to Darkness Qui for not supplying credits to her."
 * Groson: "Ha! A goverment cover-up to protact his ass, saids I!"
 * Cynder: "Are you sure?"
 * Groson: "I don't blame you for not taking in the word of an old vlog. Me creditability is hard to acknowledge in my old age. But I know there's something in the island who is creditable. An old Shaman Native Arcanian named VoogBoo. His knowledge is that of a devine!"
 * Tigress: "We'll, be sure to check with him about this."
 * Groson: "One thing though.... He likes tributes. So, either he gets something REALLY nice from you, or he remains silent."
 * Squidward: "We'll buy the old man a gumball."
 * Groson: "No lads, it has to be a MEANINGFUL gift. He doesn't trust gifts you pulled out of your ass so you can get to tell you something, then he'll think your evil, and curse you for the rest of your days! It happened to a former first mate of Rarxter.... You, don't wanna know what happened to that ape."
 * Icky: "How are we suppose to give a meaningful gift to a guy we don't even know well enough?"
 * Groson: "Simple. It has to be something, he doesn't already have, or really really likes it so much, he can never have just one."
 * Squidward: "So, what does he like more then anything?"
 * Groson: "... That's, what makes him feared in this planet. No one knows WHAT he likes. He's so anichent and mysterious, he doesn't even speak our languise without mimicry magic."
 * Magnum: "Well, considering he's assumingly tribal, he will enjoy something very advance and beautiful."
 * Groson: "Well, maybe, but we don't know WHAT!"
 * Suddenly, They hear a whip sound!
 * Pirate Rog: "HEY!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SLACKING OFF?!"
 * Creek: "Dude, chill! I am just looking at my holo-Game Boy! I was gonna take a quick game break! I'm playing Holo-Tecnotris!"
 * Brandy: "..... They have, a Holo-Gamy boy? This Universe has hologratic video games?"
 * Icky: "Hey, stranger things happen in OUR own universe!"
 * The Pirate Rog takes away Creek's game!
 * Creek: "Hey!? I was just getting started!?"
 * Pirate Rog: "EITHER YOU RESUME WORK OR I'M BREAKING THIS THING!?"
 * Axxus: "Bromose, at ease!"
 * Pirate Rog, named Bromose, stood still in a salute!
 * Bromose: "Sir! I am just making these worthless clowns repair the depot?!"
 * Axxus: "Actselly, I had been talking with our, guests, and they felt that if these two idiots realise Foul Cheese isn't worth being obedient too, they'll be MUCH more wiling to play by our rules, and they'll complain and insult us alot less."
 * Bromose: "Brillient Idea, sir! Very well, my shift is over anyway, it's break time."
 * He left.
 * Creek grabs his Holo-Game boy!
 * Creek: "Aw man, I missed you boy!"
 * Julymusk: "Oh, grow a sense of dignity, will you?"
 * Axxus: "Ahem. Listen, fellas...  I feel as if we're both gotten off on the wrong foot here."
 * Creek: "Oh, things happen bro. No worries."
 * Julymusk slaps Creek!
 * Julymusk: "HE'S A CRIMINAL, REMEMBER?!"
 * Creek: "I know, it's just, I'm abit more open that the stuff Foul C.' been saying might be abit exaggerated, you know?"
 * Julymusk: "THEN EXPLAIN THE MILLION OF GUARDS THAT GET HURT OR MURDERED BY HIM OR HIS, MONSTERIOUS MACHINES?!"
 * Creek: "Well, maybe there's something we just don't understand why he does it. Maybe, there's more then neither of us are looking at."
 * Julymusk:...(Grabs him by the shirt, and begins slapping him) HE *Slap* IS *Slap* A *Slap* CRIMINAL!!! Don't know the definition? A PERSON WHO COMMITS CRIMES!!! THIS GUY CANNOT BE TRUSTED!!! HE IS A PIRATE!!! HE--(Suddenly, Bromose whips them both with his laser whip) AAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAOOOOWWWWWWIE!!!
 * Creek: AAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWZZZZZAAAA!!!!
 * Bromose: I'll not tolerate a cross word about our captain! Any more, and I'll charge up the power so there will be MORE pain! (Amplifies the power of the laser whip) GOT IT?!?
 * Julymusk:...(High-pitched) Okay!
 * Bromose: That's what I thought.
 * Lord Shen: Now, Captain? Who is this 'Rarxter' guy that is after you?
 * Axxus: Well, Captain Rarxter is a real mean pirate who...I may've ruined long ago. But not purposely ruined. In fact, he deserved to be ruined because he committed REAL crimes. He stole riches not for what's right, but for himself. If you guys will come with me to the top floor of me fortress. I'll explain everything about him before we go on this mission to go after VoogBoo.
 * Po: (Starts laughing) VOOGBOO!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST NAME I'VE EVER HEARD SINCE SHAMUS POOPDECK MCFARTY!!!...(Everyone starts laughing)
 * Axxus: Okay, his name isn't THAT funny.
 * Squidward: IT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Laughs) WOOHOOHOOHOO!!!
 * SpongeBob: Now...(Laughs)...let's get to the top floor before we wind up breaking our laugh boxes...that is for some of us who HAVE laugh boxes depending on the ones who have mentioned them. Come to think of it, we're the only universe that has them. But that's not important!
 * Axxus: Follow me. (They enter the fortress)
 * Icky: "Ok, so, what did you do to the guy to piss him off?"
 * Axxus: "Well, you see, back then, I was no more different then, most of the others here. I wore modern pirate clothing like everyone else. It was back when Rarxter was enjoying his Pirate Lord days."
 * Axxus as a proper modern space pirate is seen waxing a golden statue of an Elepent like universeal.
 * (Axxus): "I wasn't as popular as I am now. You see, Unotters are not, powerful animals.... or strong...... Or, anything that quilifies a good Pirate Lord. I wasn't even good with the ladies."
 * We see Axxus getting slapped in the face by multiable women.
 * (Axxus): "... Then again, maybe it's because I have a very slappable face."
 * (A slap was heard)
 * (Axxus): "OW?!"
 * (Icky): "Sorry. You said you had a very slappable face. And your right."
 * (Axxus): "..... Anyway..... I was just destin to be just another low-class underling, desten to eventally die in a big raid. That was when I saw.... Her."
 * A female Unotter in a vicotrion-like dress is seen eschorted by two 6 arm gorrillas torwords a huge throwne with a silluetted figure on it.
 * (Axxues): "She was the most beautiful non-pirate I ever seen. She was, yet another unlucky lass aducted by Rarxter's apes cause he was trying to find himself a wife. I feel sorry for the girl. I was poundering if there was something I could do. Little did I realise..."
 * Axxus was unknowingly leaning against the golden statue, and tipped it over as it shattered and broke into a million pieces, with Axxus realising it, seeing it in shock.
 * Every single pirate and Captive maiden sees this, even the Unotter who captured Axxus eye.
 * Axxus: "..... Uh oh..... Not good."
 * ???: "AXXUS?!"
 * The Silluette stomp torwords Axxus, reveiling himself to the the exact Elephant like creature the statue was!
 * Axxus: "Uh, Pirate Lord Rarxter, I can explain! It was an accsident! I mean, you know it's me! Tarcroy Axxus the Klutz!"
 * (Spongebob): "You were once "Axxus the Klutz"?"
 * (Axxus): "I had a bad tendingy to be a clumzy oaf and get myself into bad situations."
 * (Sandy): "You weren't like that when you robbed the bank."
 * (Axxus): "My uncle helped me to get over my clumsy self."
 * (Icky): "Ahh, that makes sense."
 * Rarxter: "You bloody twat!? I had to steal a thoundson gold to make that statue!?"
 * Axxus: "Couldn't you just melt it down and start over again?"
 * Rarxter: "IT WON'T BE THE SAME!? IT'LL RUIN IT'S VALUE TO ARCA!?"
 * Axxus: "I said it was an accsident?!"
 * Rarxter: "You did it on porpose?! You have NO respect for your pirate lord!?"
 * Axxus: "I wouldn't say I have no respect, I just don't support your actions."
 * Rarxter: "WHAT!?"
 * Axxus: "Well, you steal things for your own gain, not to help others. You follow the forsaken ways of Lamistan the corrupted instead with what the Pirate Lords of Revoluion intended! Even your grandfather! They would frown at you that your becoming just another Lamistan!"
 * Rarxter roared a elephant trumpet!
 * Axxus: "..... Well, someone can't take an honest opinion..."
 * Rarxter: "Your dead Axxus, DEAD!?"
 * Axxus: "Uh oh! Really not good!?"
 * Axxus made a run for it as Rarxter surprisingly kept up and persued him!
 * Ape Goon: "GO GUT HIM UP, BOSS!?"
 * Some Apes blocked the direction Axxus was going, as Rarxter started to close in.
 * Rarxter: "You better defends yourself, (Tosses Axxus a lazer blade) boy. I like my victims to try and hopelessly fight back."
 * Axxus: "Y-y-y-y-You know the Pirate council won't approve of you attacking a random pirate over an accsident! Espiecally not my uncle, even if he does think I'm an idiot.... Wait, that sounded better in my head."
 * Rarxter: But you already insulted my honor by destroying my statue, and you must not go unpunished. You must die! (They both get into a duel) Is THAT the best you can do, you little freak? (Manages to knock the laser sword out of Axxus' grasp, and grabs him by the legs) Pathetic!
 * Axxus: Please, don't kill me! There's so many things in life I haven't gotten to do! I've never even got laid!
 * Rarxter: Too bad, so sad. You should've thought of that earlier. I'm sure my Junja Sharks will enjoy making a meal out of you. (Cackles and takes him away)
 * (Axxus): I thought for sure I wasn't gonna see the light of day again. But I hadn't realized that the female I saw a few moments ago was able to secretly report it to the Pirate Council in the middle of the night when nobody was looking.
 * Rarxter: Tarcroy Axxus, you have been accused of dishonoring me and have been sentenced to death. Everyone, jettison the dead weight.
 * Hexilla #1: Aye-aye, sir! Prepare the plank!
 * Hexilla #2: Preparing the plank! (Puts the plank over, and they all hold Axxus at gunpoint and escort him to the plank where dozens of Junja Sharks wait with bright red eyes, and Axxus gulps)
 * Rarxter: Say goodbye, Axxus! (Cackles)--
 * ???: STOP! (A series of pirates appear)
 * Pirate #1: (A giant Gila monster) Who authorized this execution without our consent?
 * Pirate #2: (A giant ostrich-like creature) We don't allow disgraces like that on OUR planet.
 * Rarxter: Chancellor Borrax?!? What are you doing here?!?
 * Pirate #1 (Chancellor Borrax): We were notified by someone that there has been an unauthorized execution taking place here. And big surprise it was YOU this whole time.
 * Pirate #3: (A furry rhino-like creature) You know the rules, Rarxter! Nobody is allowed to commit executions without our authorization. That's a BIG disgrace in the pirate line.
 * Chancellor Borrax: You leave us no choice, Rarxter! You're discharged as Pirate Lord.
 * Rarxter: NO! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
 * Chancellor Borrax: I can! I'm the one who made you Pirate Lord to begin with, and I can make you NOT the Pirate Lord. You further dishonor your pirate name by questioning out authority, and therefore, you're banished from Ardalicron forever.
 * Rarxter:...WHO REPORTED THEM HERE?!?
 * ???: I did! (Everyone looks to see the Unotter female)
 * Unotter Female: I'm the one who called them. If there's anything I know about the pirates here, it's that there's a strict code about murder. You violated it.
 * Rarxter:...YOU BITCH!!! I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
 * Chancellor Borrax: (Whistles, and Rarxter is pinned down by his forces) I will not say this again, Rarxter. You are banished! If you ever return, you will be executed. Am I clear?
 * Rarxter: (Groans angrily)...You haven't seen the last of me, you meddling female! I will make you pay for this. Everyone, let's get out of here. (They take off in their spaceship, Axxus and the female Unotter are freed)
 * Chancellor Borrax: Tarcroy Axxus? You showed great courage in standing up to that traitor. We are making you the new Pirate Lord.
 * Axxus:...You really mean it? But I never did anything.
 * Pirate #2: There's a lot more to piracy than just that. It means bravery, and standing up for what's right.
 * Axxus:...(Hugs the female Unotter) You saved my life!
 * (Axxus): Turns out, the girl's name was Yases. We got married, and had a child.
 * (Icky): And I'm guessing that child is Sacen?
 * (Axxus): Right you are. We've been together for a while. But we didn't stay that way forever. Because it turns out Rarxter DID come back. This time, with a stronger crew. Most of the Pirate Council were injured badly. But worst of all, Yases...was killed.
 * Rarxter: (Stabs Yases with his golden vibrosword)
 * Axxus: NOOOOO!!!! (Yases falls to the ground)
 * Rarxter: You're next, Axxus! (Charges toward him, but Axxus stops him with sudden brute strength)
 * Axxus:...A life for a life! (Pushes him straight off a cliff)
 * Rarxter: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! (Rarxter falls to the ground, while tumbling, his eye gets wounded, and his right arm gets dislocated, and he crashes to the ground screaming in pain)
 * Axxus: (Jumps to the ground right near Rarxter, and takes out his vibrosword) Get off of this planet, Rarxter! NOW! You know the penalty for returning here.
 * Rarxter: Oh, I do. But you STILL haven't seen the last of me. My revenge on your wife has been completed, but my revenge on YOU is far from over. I will return, and this time, your precious daughter is next! (Gets on his spaceship) ENJOY YOUR GRIEF WHILE YOU CAN, AXXUS! (Cackles, and the spaceship takes off)
 * (Axxus): He murdered my wife. And now, he's targeting Sacen. That's why I had to train her to be an excellent fighter so she can protect herself, and protect me. I even had to try my best to satisfy the Pirate Council. I've had to satisfy the homeworlds of several of my crew members, mainly because of Foul Cheese. He's been after me for years. Every one of his plans to capture me almost worked if it wasn't for Sacen. I'm beginning to think that both Foul Cheese and Rarxter are now after Sacen. So I was forced to keep her as far away from the two of them as possible. I had no idea how to stop both of them. But still, my crew got our main priorities done in no time flat. We always came out on top.
 * Axxus: Sacen is just as important to me as Yases. Of course, Sacen has been tryin' to convince me to give up me pirate gig just to protect me. But some things are much more important than one's self. Strict pirate philosophy.
 * Icky: "Gees, tough break. There's nothing worse then a vengeful ex-pirate lord who thinks you intended him to suffer like that because you had an honest opinion against him."
 * Axxus: "Well, I was imfamous of making "Friends" like that. I can never seem to impress anyone back then."
 * Po: "Obviously they like you now!"
 * Axxus: "That's mainly because I am a Pirate lord, and I don't think it's much else."
 * Shifu: "I see..... Your unsure of the position passed on to you cause of an accsident. It actselly happened to Po when he became dragon warrior."
 * Po: "Yeah. I didn't had alot of faith in myself either. But I got over my own insecturies and, most of my total awkwordness, and I'm bodasiously awesome!"
 * Axxus: "Well, I have OTHER problems aside from that. Rarxter and The Govener keep getting worse and worse. Rarxter keeps mysteriously getting stronger weapons, and not all of my heists are successful aside from the ones that were, including the one with most of you guys in it. We're normally lucky to get only half of the loot we liberated while narrowly escaping the imperial forces."
 * Shifu: "Surely, your daughter's concern lies mostly with Rarxter and the Govener being allowed to remain constintly powerful threats. If they were to be stopped for good, Sacen's worries would cease."
 * Po: "That means we have to remove Foul Ceese breath from power and get Rarxter arrested!"
 * Axxus: "I appresiate the opptamistic attatudes. But you didn't exactly won against me, now do you? No offence, but this was someone who became a Pirate lord mainly from being a dumb klutz with a statue who escaped the supposingly unstoppable heroes who took down the VA."
 * Magnum: "Yeah, that's what we had been meaning to ask.... Why did a clearly pure individual like you joined the Villain's Act, albeit a minor member?"
 * Axxus: They were actually anonymous when I accepted the job. They never revealed they were from the Villains Act until I discovered clues on the guy's identity. It turned out to be this bastard named Zigmond the Zodiac. One of the most fierce pirates around who does pirating outside of Ardalicron, and serves the Villains Act in return for some protection. Crazy monkey thinks he can trick me into stealing money just for him to have it all, and trick everyone in Ardalicron to go against me? In fact, Rarxter was the one who sent him to get me. It was all just a plan to get to me daughter. I am very thankful my old friend Groson was able to have his pet bird to expose Zigmond as the dirty trickster he is and his alligence to Rarxter. I'm so happy ye' all left him to lose one of his eyes, and one of his hands. Although, since he's locked up in Oranos, I'm sure he won't be no problem to me anymore.
 * Icky: "But why do you still keep the Battle Droid rip-offs if ya know they were from the VA?"
 * Axxus: "Call it a guilty pleasure. The robots had done so much for me, I asked the council to stilll let me keep them.... Begrudgingly, they did. But they warned me their preasence will made me even more controverseal to the people of law, and give Cheese evidence to use against me that I'm nothing more but a crook. Which explains why you guys are here."
 * Po: "Oh, I see."
 * Xandy: "You do realise that as long as you keep those machines, it will be hard for us to try and justify you as a misunderstood anti-hero."
 * Shifu: "Not if we prove that Foul Cheese is the real villain of this situation, and explain the truth behind the includion of these Starbots."
 * Po: "But first, we need to get those two imperial guys on our side so they won't end up screwing us all in the butt."
 * Axxus: "Very well. Rarxter isn't gonna be for 4 days anyway. Let's take those two to see Voogboo. But had we desided what we're gonna give him?"
 * Crane: It's gonna be tough if what he likes is a mystery. But I think I have a solution on how to find out. Is there anything else you know about him aside from his unknown desire and power?
 * Axxus: HAH! There's little knowledge about the bludger. In fact, VoogBoo isn't his real name. He is said that he keeps his identity safe even from us pirates or allies. Don't know why, but it must be important.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, do you know the previous favors that worthy people have given him?
 * Axxus: They won't help us much, laddie. The only favors he's been given were rare rocks, artifacts, and even soils. Can't seem to put our fingers on what they all mean. Besides, it'll be useless to use them again because he'd think you overheard it and will attack you. This gift needs to be something fresh and new. Something that he's been looking for for years on end. Something as rare as Poulkey's teeth. That's a metaphor, by the way, poulkeys don't have teeth.
 * Sacen: Well, I don't know if this will work, but I found something of interest at the Glava Volcano. It's a kind of rock, but it has a shiny interior. Looks much like a half of an egg.
 * Kowalski: I think you're talking about a thunder egg.
 * Axxus: (Gasps) Sacen...you found a thunder egg?!?
 * Cloakblade: What, prey tell, is a thunder egg?
 * Kowalski: They're nodule-like rocks that are formed within ryolithic volcanic ash layers. Inside, they contain different kinds of precious stones like agate, jasper, opal, quartz, and so on. I've seen one, too. Too bad it was destroyed on one of our missions. Here's a picture of one. (Shows them a picture)
 * Sacen:...Yep, it's definitely a thunder egg.
 * Axxus: Sacen, you're brilliant! I have no doubt that VoogBoo will love it. He might think of it as a combination between everything else he has. Do you have it?
 * Sacen: Well...unfortunately...I was gonna get it, but I may've accidentally dropped it into a pool of Phodon Sharks.
 * Axxus: OH, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HATE Phodon sharks! With their flashing bodies and their vast numbers. It'll be impossible to get that thunder egg with them swimming all over it.
 * Icky: "Can't you just have one of your robots to go in and get it? Sharks can't eat robots, right?"
 * Axxus: Yeah, they're not waterproof. They go in there, they short circuit and shut down. BIAB has yet to fix that problem. So I guess we're gonna have to provide a distraction for them beasts and allow one of us to go down and get it.
 * Sacen: Well, it might be hard getting that thunder egg to the surface. When I picked it up, it must've weighed over 30 pounds! You'll swim so slow, you'll never make it before those sharks get you. So, we need to think this through carefully. Phodon Sharks are among the most intelligent sharks ever known.
 * Kowalski: And it's gonna be hard distracting them considering all the senses they have.
 * Sacen: Exactly! We need to be smart AND quick about it. We're obviously gonna need somebody who's semi-aquatic, and has enough strength to lift that thunder egg to the surface quickly.
 * Kowalski: Well, instead of having one semi-aquatic, why not use ALL of them? Teamwork could really be useful.
 * Skipper: Okay, who in this team is aquatic or semi-aquatic? (SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Gloria, Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, Private, Kaa, Viper, Spyro, Cynder, Ed Otter, Missing Link, Savio, Larry Anaconda, Gilda (Mergriffin), Trixie (Merpony), Xandy, Sacen, and Axxus raise their hands)...WHOA, there's a LOT of them here. I guess that means we'll accomplish this after all.
 * Sacen: Hold on. Since when have THOSE two (Gilda and Trixie) become semi-aquatic?
 * Gilda: PLEASE don't ask. I look ridiculous in that form.
 * Trixie: We've been given a magic spell that makes us mer-creatures a long time ago.
 * Sacen:...What are 'mer-creatures'?
 * Trixie: Seriously? You don't have mermaids in your worlds? You had humans, yet you have no mermaids? People with a tail fin lower body?
 * Axxus:...Oh, we DO have them in our worlds. Only they're called 'neustoids'. There's a lot of them on Ardalicron. I see a lot of them hanging out on the rocks near the fortress. There's some over there. (Points out the window to see mermaid-like beings with fins that look much more fish-like, having pelvic fins) HEY, YILETTE!!!
 * Neustoid #1 (Yilette): (Notices) Oh, HI, AXXUS!!!
 * Neustoid #2: AXXUS!!!
 * Neustoid #3: OH, I SO WANNA SWIM WITH HIM!!! (Giggles)
 * Axxus: (Laughs) They are such flirters.
 * Sacen: But back to the plan. Black and white bird, if there are a lot of us aquatics and semi-aquatics, then how are our big numbers not gonna get the attention of the sharks?
 * Skipper: Oh, I've handled sharks before. They're just fish. We eat fish for breakfast...and lunch...and dinner...and every day.
 * Sacen: So how are you gonna deal with them?
 * Skipper: Simple. Sharks are attracted to meat, right? Well, we might need a HUGE glob of meat to distract them. A glob of meat so large, that it'll keep them occupied long enough for us to get that thunder egg.
 * Axxus: So we just gotta kill something?
 * Private: I don't like where this is going. I hate seeing animals die.
 * Sacen: Well, I think I have just the meat we need. One of our Junja Sharks has been dying lately after eating rotten 5-week-old meat.
 * Rico: Eew!
 * Sacen: So we could use that Junja Shark's body to distract them.
 * Axxus: Sacen, are you sure it's big enough to get the job done?
 * Sacen: Please, daddy, these things can grow up to 25 feet long. I'm confident that it will work. It'll keep them ALL distracted. But we must hurry with it, too. Their electroreceptors could pick us up at any moment when we move in.