Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius

Wrath of The Mutant Frog Genius is the 2nd episode of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, Sandy's old mutant frog rival, Hank Darwin Spooner, returns once again and kidnaps Princess Celestia to harness her perfect DNA for his insane ajenda. Now it's up to The Shell Lodge Squad and The Equestria Ponies to save her and stop Hank before he infects the UUniverses with his mutating flatworm.

Chapter 1- Hank Returns!
Cybernetics Lab
 * Chronicler- (Narrating as camera is on Planet POI-SON in the Toxen System) "There is grandeur in this view of life, with its several powers, having been originally breathed into a few forms or into one; and that, whilst this planet has gone cycling on according to the fixed law of gravity, from so simple a beginning endless forms most beautiful and most wonderful have been, and are being, evolved." Charles Darwin, 1856 AD. For many years, Charles Darwin has been known as the Father of Evolution. Everyone in the UUniverses worshipped him for his theories of evolution such as 'Survival of the Fittest', and 'Natural Selection'. But one person used these theories for pure evil. His name: Hank Darwin Spooner the Mutated Frog. He was always intent on using a mutating flatworm to improve evolutionary history, but it backfired. Now he spends his exile on Planet POI-SON, a planet in the Toxen System in the Miramax Universe. He had been beaten twice, but now he's back, and he's heavily protected. I never realized he would get so close to infecting the entire UUniverses until it was too late.
 * Hank- (In his base on Planet POI-SON, inhabited by mutated zombies) DAG NABBIT! This is total backwash, Jetstorm! How am I s'pose to speed up evolution with those punk Shell Lodgers stopping me? I can't even collect any flatworms without that lab-rat, Sandy watching! Watch! (Uses sensor machine to detect Ribeiroia flatworms, and just as he tries to collect them...)
 * Sandy- (On computer) Don't even think about it, Hank!
 * Hank- (Shrugs) At this rate, I'll never accelerate evolution. Maybe I should just quit and just be a god-darn naturalist!
 * Jetstorm- What? That sounds like quitter talk! I absolutely resent that!
 * Hank- Well, I've tried every trick in the book, and all that failed!
 * Jetstorm- You've only been beaten twice.
 * Hank- Oh, of course. I guess my mega-genius isn't exactly what it's s'posed to be.
 * Jatstorm- Well, the point is you can't give up easily! That's just schnitzel-talk. And if you're a schnitzel, I'm gonna have to slap you silly.
 * Hank- I AIN'T NO SCHNITZEL! SHADDAP, YOU PIPSQUEAK! Geez, you're as sarcastic as your nephew, Sparx.
 * Jetstorm- Then I advise you just try again. Good doesn't always win.
 * Hank- Well, that seems impossible for those misfits! With their large number of members, they're pretty much too good for me.
 * Jetstorm- (Sighs) Well, I guess there's only one way to talk you out of this. You remember Lord Shen? That peacock in the Shell Lodge?
 * Hank- Yeah?
 * Jetstorm- A former villain. He's practically the General of the Shell Lodge. He holds all of the Shell Lodgers' armoury. Get to him, and you'll weaken the Shell Lodge. He's got a niece who appears to be Princess Kairi, an all-around known Princess of Hearts. Shen's even got a girlfriend. Princess Celestia, the ruler of Planet Equestria.
 * Hank- Hmm, that ain't a bad idea, Jetstorm. How'd you learn that?
 * Jetstorm- Wikipedia.
 * Hank- Oh, you naughty dragonfly-bat, you! Well, I guess I should send some of my zombies to kidnap the 2 ladies.
 * Jetstorm- Hold it, Hank! There's something you must know. Kairi is under full protection of the Shell Lodgers. Even your zombies are no match for that. I recommend you just invade Equestria and capture Princess Celestia.
 * Hank- Good observation, Jetstorm. Well, if it means total evolutionary domination, then so be it. Kiki!
 * Zombie Rat- YEEHHHS, MAAAHHSTEEEEHHHRRR (Yes, Master?)
 * Hank- I must have this 'Princess Celestia'! How is the creation of my grandest creation goin'?
 * Zombie- Duuh, VEEEHHHRY WEEEHHL, MAHHSTEEHR! (Duh, very well, Master!)
 * Hank- Excellent! I must see it to believe it.
 * Zombie- RRIIIEEEGHT AWAAAYYY, MAASSSTEEEHHHRR! (Right away, Master!)(Takes Hank to creation)
 * Hank- So, Kiki? Does he have phasers? 'Cause remember last time, they could really be useful!
 * Kiki- OOH, YEEEHHS, MAHSTEHR! WEE SUHHR DIIHHD GIIHVE HEEM PHAEHSEHRS! (Oh, yes, Master! We sure did give him phasers)
 * Zombie Monkey- Hmm...Duuh, DEEH TEHHNSHEN SEEEHMS TOOOH BEE PUUHHRFEKKT! (Hmm...Duh, the tension seems to be perfect)
 * Zombie Lizard- WEEHHL, HAAAHW AHHR HIIHS REEFREXEHS? (Well, how are his reflexes?)
 * Zombie Monkey- (Falcon quickly blasts Zombie Monkey with phasers) YAAAAHHHK! NNNNYYOT BAHHD (Not bad)!
 * Cyborg- Apologies, Kookie! I was just giving them a test run. (Chuckles)
 * Hank- Ah, yes! My latest scientific creation created by my super-intelligent mind! A delightful blend of a bird and machine. With just a sprinklin' touch of uranium, I shall call ya'...MECHATALON!
 * Cyborg- That's stupid!
 * Kiki- ACTUEALLEHH, MECHAWHAEVA, HEE WACHEEES BAAAHTLEBOHHTS (Actually, Mecha-whatever, he watches BattleBots)! HEE'S EHKSTREMELY GOOOOHD AHT COOHMING UHHHP WIHHT NAEEMES LIEK THAAHT (He's extremely good at coming up with names like that)!
 * MechaTalon- 'MechaTalon', love it. It's pretty catchy. Now, what are your orders, Master Hank?
 * Hank- Launch an immediate assault on the Planet of the Pretty, Pretty Ponies! That's Equestria, by the way.
 * MechaTalon- Splendid! A chance to use these! (Fires Phasers at dummy)
 * Hank- OOOH, The Phasers!
 * ???- HEY! What about me, boss? I'm stronger then some dang bird! (A mutated crocodile with a humongous mutated arm and wearing overalls bursts out of the wall) Let me get the Pony Princess!
 * Hank- No offense, Crocovore, you have the brutality, sure. But the worms have affected your sense of intelligence.
 * Crocovore- What?
 * Jetstorm- He means your stupid, stupid!
 * Crocovore- Hey, I don't need smartness to crush the enemy! I've got a big arm! (Slams the floor to make a huge hole)
 * Hank- CAREFUL! This planet is not known to have the nearest repair shop! It's a miracle this place didn't get destroyed by your massive brutalness by now.
 * MechaTalon- Actually, sir, I could use a little backup. After all, since Celestia is a very important ruler, she is bound to have guards.
 * Hank- Yes, of course! No ruler should be without a little defense.
 * Jetstorm- With all do respect, boss, are you sure Crocovore can be trusted with this mission?
 * Hank- Which is precisely why you're going with them.
 * Jetstorm- Very good, sir, I-duh-I-are-duh-gya, you're not joking?!?
 * Hank- Nope. You're going to watch Crocovore wherever he goes on this mission. We don't want him getting the wrong idea.
 * Jetstorm- (Sighs) Very well, sir!

Chapter 2- Invasion on Equestria
Equestria Canterlot
 * Rarity- Okay, girls, I'm gonna go change, and once I come out, you girls see how I look.
 * Applejack- Oh, I'm sure you'll look fine, Rarity!
 * Rainbow Dash- Yeah! With YOUR sense of style, you never EVER look ugly.
 * Rarity- Aw, thanks, girls. Now I'll be right back! (Goes in the room to change)
 * Pinkie Pie- Wow, It's VEEEEERRRY rare to see a bright, sunny day like this.
 * Twilight- I couldn't agree more.
 * Applejack- You said it.
 * Rainbow Dash- That's right.
 * Pinkie Pie- So, what do you girls wanna play while we wait for Rarity, huh? We could...er...race?
 * Fluttershy- Well, I don't think that's a good idea. One of us could get hurt.
 * Pinkie Pie- Oh, well...um...how about we watch the clouds?
 * Twilight- I can go with that (Ponies lay down and watch the clouds, one shaped like a heart appears) Look, that one's shaped like a heart.
 * Fluttershy- (Sees bunny-shaped cloud) Look, there's one that's shaped like a bunny rabbit.
 * Applejack- (Sees tree-shaped cloud) Whoa, looky there! That's shaped like an apple tree. (Big spaceship appears in the sky)
 * Pinkie Pie- Ooh, look! (Other ponies see spaceship)
 * Twilight- Whoa! Look at that thing!
 * Rarity- Girls, I'm back! How do I lo-- (Sees spaceship, and feathers on stylish hat fall off) WHA-HA-HA-HA!
 * Twilight- What is that thing?
 * Pinkie Pie- Is it Nightmare Moon, oh no, it's Nightmare Moon, oh no, take cover, everybody take cover! AAAHH!
 * Rainbow Dash- Relax, Drama Queen! This isn't Nightmare Moon. It's just an alien spaceship.
 * Applejack- I wonder what's up there.
 * Flluttershy- I'm terrified!
 * Rainbow Dash- Here, let me check! (Rainbow Dash flys up, looks in the spaceship, and sees mutant zombies) WHOA!
 * Zombie Rabbit- ARRRHHH YOOO REEHHDEEY TOOOH DOOHH SUUMM KEEDNAAHHPEENG? (Are you ready to do some kidnapping?)
 * Zombie Turtle- YOOORRR DAAAHHHMMM RIIIEEET IY AAAHHHMM! (You're damn right I am!)(Zombies give each other high fives, and Dash zooms back toward the others)
 * Rarity- Well, what did you see?
 * Rainbow Dash- Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...
 * Applejack- Spit it out, dag nabbit!
 * Rainbow Dash- Equestria's being invaded by zombie mutants!
 * Fluttershy-...Z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z...ZOMBIES?!?
 * Applejack- What? Zombies? Ain't they, like, from movies 'r somethin?
 * Rainbow Dash- I saw them! They were animal zombies! They were ugly, mean, gross, and deformed! Man, i don't think i'll watch The Thing the same way again!
 * Twilight- We need to warn Princess Celestia. She must know about this.
 * Twilight- It was huge, it was scary-looking, and it didn't look very friendly.
 * Rainbow Dash- And there were animal zombies on board!
 * Princess Celestia- Mutant animals from space? That's kinda far-fetched, don't you think?
 * Twilight- But your highness, I sensed that Rainbow Dash was telling the truth.
 * Princess Celestia- Well, what do they want exactly?
 * Rainbow Dash- Well, we don't know for sure, your highness! But when I saw them, they said something about 'kidnapping'.
 * Rarity- Oh, no! They must be looking for one of us!
 * Applejack- But who? Who could possibly be so important? (All ponies look at the Princess)
 * Princess Celestia- Oh dear, this may prove to be a problem.
 * Twilight- Well, in that case, we must get you someplace safe--(Spaceship blasts down Throne Room)
 * Fluttershy- (Brick crushes wing) OW! My wing!
 * Applejack- What in tarnation was that?
 * Rarity- Oh no! LOOK! (All ponies see spaceship in sky)
 * Princess Celestia- Great Equestria! Look at the size of that behemoth!
 * MechaFalcon- (In cockpit of spaceship) Zombies, move in! (Zombies surround ponies, and Crocovore appears with Jetstorm and roars)
 * Applejack- Hoppin' hooves! That is one ugly critter!
 * Crocovore- You're coming with me, Your Highness!
 * Princess Celestia- I refuse to abandon my subjects, no matter how hostile an invader is.
 * Rainbow Dash- Everyone, grab my hooves! I'll get us outta he-- (Crocovore smacks away Rainbow Dash and the other ponies)
 * Princess Celestia- As Princess of this land, i refuse to stand by and let you threaten this world! (Celestia rose up and fires away at the mutants, but Crocovore grabs Celestia's tail and slams her into the floor, knocking her out)
 * Crocovore- MechaFalcon? We got her!
 * MechaFalcon- Good work, Crocovore! Now hold still, and I'll teleport you all back! (Crocovore and zombies teleport away, and spaceship blasts away)
 * Twilight- Oh, no!
 * Rainbow Dash- This is not gonna look good in the Rainbow Dash club.

Chapter 3- Rescue Mission
Dragon Temple Past Present Communications Room in Gilda's and Trixie's room.
 * Lord Shen- (Holding a picture of Princess Celestia) Oh, god, Princess Celestia! You are one hot Alicorn! Will you marry me? (Imitating Princess Celestia) "Oh, yes, yes I will!" Wonderful! (Kisses picture, then SpongeBob comes in)
 * SpongeBob- Lord Shen, I--What the barnacle? (Sees Lord Shen kissing picture) I...um...is this really a bad time right now?
 * Lord Shen- Square one, What on earth gives you the nerve to disturb my privacy?
 * SpongeBob- We just got an urgent communique. There's been a kidnapping.
 * Lord Shen- Finally, some action around here! It's been weeks since we've last had a mission. Right after we had to deal with that Cockroach infestation in Paris.
 * Cockroach King- (Paris is infested by millions of cockroaches, and Eiffel Tower is covered with them, whereas the King is on the top hangar) As the almighty Coxae III, I hereby proclaim this city under my authority! Everyone shall serve under my cold, dead, iron-fisted-- (SpongeBob stomps on him)
 * SpongeBob- There! Mission accomplished!
 * Lord Shen- So, where has this kidnapping happened? Atlantica? Pride Rock? Gongmen City? Or maybe Camelot?
 * SpongeBob- No, it's from Equestria!
 * Lord Shen- (Eyelids shrink) Ahem, uh, we'd better go see what's going on.
 * Kowalski: (Lodgers are calling Equestria) Hello? Pinkie? Twilight? Dash? Anyone? Can you hear me? This is The Shell Lodge Squad! Do you copy?
 * Lord Shen- C'mon, hurry up, penguin!
 * Kowalski- I'm trying, man! Don't rush me! Hello, anyone there, over?
 * Twilight- (On screen) Kowalski? Oh, thank goodness it's you!
 * Kowalski- Twilight! It's you!
 * SpongeBob- What's happened, Ms. Sparkles? Who's been kidnapped?
 * Twilight- It's Princess Celestia! She's been kidnapped!
 * Lord Shen- Celestia?!?...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Screams so loud, the entire UUniverses can hear) WHO DID IT?!? WHO'S THE SON OF A DING-DONG THAT KIDNAPPED THAT BEAUTIFUL ALICORN?!? WHOEVER IT IS, I'VE GOT A KNUCKLE SANDWICH THAT NEEDS DELIVERING!!
 * Shenzi-...Ignore him, this could go on for a while! Who did it?
 * Applejack- It was big, broad, and ugly! A crocodile with a big arm! There were zombie mutants everywhere! Yall' gotta' save her!
 * Sandy- 'Zombie Mutants'? Oh, no! This could only mean one thing! I believe this is the work of that freak of nature, Hank! No doubt that disgustin' deformed frog had something to do with it!
 * Lord Shen- Why that slimy old freak! I swear, when I'm done with him, we'll be having double frog leg supreme for dinner!
 * Rico- Eew!
 * SpongeBob- Guys, we gotta save her! Who knows what crazy experiments Hank is hoping to do on that beautiful princess?
 * Shifu- Well, let's get going!
 * Mr. Dodo- I'll fire up the van!
 * Banzai- I call shotgun!
 * Icky- Banzai, there's only a driver's seat in the front, you should know that!
 * Rainbow Dash- We're coming, too! Princess Celestia is OUR ruler, and we need to be there for her as well!
 * Squidward- (Shrugs) Fine, we'll go to Equestria and pick you up!
 * SpongeBob- Everyone, let's move!
 * Trixie- I, The Great and Powerful Trixie of the Shell Lodge Squad, and the most charming of them all, will now dazzle you with my powerful--
 * Gilda- Oh, save it, Trixster! We all know what self-gloating leads to.
 * Trixie- Oh sure, you unintentionally inspired two idiot young colts, and an Ursa Minor attacks town. Well, now with this charming new position, I won't have to deal with Twilight Sparkle, as you with your former friend Rainbow Dash.
 * Gilda- Hey! I made many mistakes on Equestria. Like not respecting others, stealing food, even cheating in Battleship. But those days are over, I tell you! From now on, I'm never throwing a temper-tantrum ever again! (Icky kicks the door in) AAAARRGH! GRRRGH! YOU IDIOT! HAVEN'T YOU HEARD OF KNOCKING? I COULD'VE BEEN NAKED IN HERE! Oh, Icky! Sorry about that.
 * Icky-...Okay, Gilda, that was the 10th temper-tantrum you've had this week! Please keep your temper. Plus, you're already naked. Well, not literally, I just mean you have feathers, but no clothes.
 * Gilda- Yeah, yeah, I get it.
 * Icky- Anyways, we're heading for Equestia, so you two better pack up! You'll be given an explanation later (Icky walks away)
 * Trixie- Oh, Horse radish!

Chapter 4- Hank's New Plan
POI-SON
 * Hank- (Princess Celestia inside glass cage with tiny holes) Yes! The ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia! I'm Hank the mutant genius!
 * Princess Celestia- Ew, gross! I don't like to see frogs look like that! It's totally unnatural!
 * Hank- Well, I can at least say that Jetstorm did well on watchin' over Crocovore. Good work, you two.
 * Crocovore- Thank you, boss!
 * Jetstorm- Yes, thank you!
 * Princess Celestia- You really think you have me? I'm more powerful than you can imagine! (Uses powers, but cube-shaped energy shield deflects them back at her) OUCH! What in the name of myself is this matter of trickery?!?
 * Hank- Just a lil' thing created by my incredible intellect. That glass cage is covered with a transmagnetic shield. It blocks all of yer' magical powers. Plus, that glass ain't really glass. It's actually a transparent indestructible substance called carbonium. Not even a rocket-launcher can bust through that stuff. You're stuck here!
 * Princess Celestia- YOU FIEND!
 * Zombie- MAAAHHSTEEEHR? YOOHH SHOOOHHD PROOHBUHBLEEH SEEH THIIHS! (Master? You should probably see this!)
 * Hank- Hmm...(Looks at computer)...Darwin's Finches! The DNA readings of this princess are through the roof! DNA this advanced could give her powers far beyond my comprehension, even if she never learned her magic spells!
 * Princess Celestia- Of course! I'm a Alicorn! I am the daughter of the previous controllers of the Sun and Moon.
 * Hank- Impressive! I must have this DNA! If I can decode the genetic puzzle of this princess, perhaps I can apply it for my own mutating flatworms.
 * Princess Celestia- Flatworms? That's repulsive! Don't you know it's dangerous trying to mimic the work of the creators?
 * Hank- Yeah, whatever! Someone get me a DNA sample from her. I must engineer my worms with that DNA so they can become larger and stronger. (Zombie reaches hand into glass cage, but Princess Celestia zaps it!)
 * Zombie- AAARRGH! (Zombie deteriates from Celestia's magic)
 * Hank- Oh, a wise pony, huh? Well, I'll teach ya' some manners! (Uses hypnotic ray to take control of Celestria) Don't move!
 * Princess Celestia- (Hypnotised) As you wish! (Zombie reaches inside glass cage, and plucks hair out) OUCH!
 * Hank- Good work, Kiki!
 * Kiki- THEEHNK YOO, MAHHSTEHHR! (Thank you, master!)
 * Hank- Zombies? Secure the perimeter! She does not leave this planet!
 * Princess Celestia- You know my best student, her friends, and the Shell Lodge Squad will be right behind me!
 * Hank- Please, I'll handle them soon enough. Make sure she doesn't get out!
 * Zombie- YEEEHHS, MASSHTEERRH! (Yes, master!)

Chapter 5- 65.2 Lightyears From Home
Equestrian Atmosphere In Van Equestrian Atmosphere Later... Van Storage Room.
 * Mr. Dodo- (Van comes out of lightspeed) Attention, all Shell Lodgers! We have made it to Equestria. We'll be landing in 2 minutes.
 * Icky- (Icky and Gilda sit in the same seat)...(Icky scooches closer to Gilda)
 * Gilda- Hey, what're you doing, ugly?
 * Icky- Uh, nothing! Just, uh...
 * Gilda- Still crushed on me?
 * Icky- NO!
 * Gilda- Please! I can tell just by looking at you. I know that's what you're doing.
 * Icky- You've got no proof of that whatsoever! (Gilda notes Icky holding some of her feathers)...Okay, okay, you got me!
 * Gilda- I thought so!
 * Icky- Look, I'm sorry. I just can't exactly handle us being friends. It probably might not work out. I mean look at Kowalski over there!
 * Kowalski- (With picture of Doris, mimics her) 'Hey, Kowalski! Wanna go out! Neddy and I just broke up!' YES!, uh, I mean...sure!...(Cries, and bangs his head on the wall) Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris, Doris!
 * Icky- And it's been 7 years since they broke up!
 * Gilda- Icky, the only reason we're friends is because I haven't had any in a long time since my outburst at that party. So, could you at least go with it?
 * Icky-...(Cries, bangs head on wall)
 * Mr. Dodo- Attention, please! We've entered the Equestrian Troposphere. Please brace yourselves, because we're beginning our descent! (Van lands right near Twilight's house)
 * Sam- Well, here we are on Planet Equestria. Where ponies, unicorns, and pegasi roam free in grace and harmony.
 * Max- Actually, Sam, I think the term is 'winged horsie'!
 * Private- (Laughs in joy) I can't believe it! It's like living in a world filled with live Lunacorns!
 * Skipper- Thanks for bringing that up, Private! Now I'll have to cover my ears whenever I arrive on this planet.
 * Twilight- GUYS! You're finally here!
 * SpongeBob- Hello, Ms. Sparkle. Are you and your friends ready? It's gonna be a long trip.
 * Kowalski- He's right. I've already calculated that the distance between Equestria and POI-SON are 20 parsecs. (Skipper spits coffee out)
 * Skipper- WHAT?!? 20 PARSECS?!? (Calms himself down) No big deal! Kowalski? How much time until we get there by hyperspeed?
 * Kowalski- Well, let's see...(Gets out abacus)...a day.
 * Skipper- (Spits out coffee) 1 DAY?!? Kowalski, cover the Private's ears! I intend to use my angry words! (Rico and Kowalski cover Private's ears, Skipper screams blabber talk, and sound shakes Equestria)
 * Rico- Wow!
 * Private- I still heard!
 * Applejack- Golly dag! That penguin sure has good lungs.
 * Kowalski- Technically, yes. We use that lung power for occasions when we're underwater.
 * Rainbow Dash- I think we already known that, genius!
 * Applejack- Well, at least I packed 'yall a food supply. (Applejack had packed a basketful of apples)
 * Banzai- (Barfs for a full 30 seconds)
 * Shenzi- Geez, Banzai! How many more times do you have to barf like that? You might get a stomach ache doing something like that.
 * Rarity- Ew! What's his problem?
 * Kaa- Well, Rarity, it's just that some of us only eat meat.
 * Applejack- Oh, yeah, that's right! My bad!
 * Fluttershy- Are you guys here already? (Wing is patched up) Can I come, too? OWCH!
 * Alex- Can anyone tell me why Fluttershy has her wing patched up?
 * Twilight- Her wing got broken during the invasion. So she's gonna have to stay.
 * Gilda- (Takes deep breath) Ahh, man! Good to be home again.
 * Trixie- Yeah, great! I just don't understand why The Great and Powerful Trixie has to stay here on Equestria while you guys go out and kick some butt.
 * Twilight- Well, Trixie, you--
 * Trixie- DON'T TALK TO ME!
 * Skipper- What she's trying to say is that you're not that powerful as you say you are.
 * Spike- I agree with the penguin. You didn't exactly beat that Ursa Minor like a champ that night.
 * Trixie- All that was just a lie. I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, am much more powerful than I was back then.
 * Gilda- Really? Can you freeze me in a block of ice?
 * Trixie- You're darn right I can! Watch and learn! (Takes deep breath, and blows, and Gilda actually gets frozen)
 * Icky- GILDA!!!
 * Trixie- Is THAT good enough for you?
 * Skipper- Unfreeze that griffin, GPT! That's an order!
 * Trixie- Alright, alright! (Shoots heat ray from eyes, and melts the ice)
 * Gilda- (Once heat vision touches butt) YAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUCH! (Falls to ground) Hey, watch the burn, girl!
 * Trixie- You dare challenge the Great--
 * Gilda- Yeah, yeah, Great and Powerful Trixie, we get it! And no, I'm not challenging you! If I was, I'd challenge you to a flying race. How's about we do it now? Whoops, I forgot! You can't fly! (Laughs)
 * Trixie- Do you want The Great and Powerful Trixie to freeze you again?
 * Lord Shen- Don't even think about it! Or 'The Great and Powerful' Trixie will have to face the likes of the Shell Lodge Squad. And since you're obviously our biggest fan, you should know we never lose!
 * Trixie- Hey, who said The Great and Powerful Trixie was your biggest fan? I simply wanted to join you guys so I could look good. (Covers mouth)
 * Skipper- Oh, really?
 * Trixie- Uh...The Great and Powerful--Oh, what the heck, I'm getting out of here! (Runs off)
 * Gilda- Hmmph! 'Great and Powerful', HAH! More like 'Bad and Weak'.
 * Trixie- I HEARD THAT!
 * Private- Lord Shen, If I may, we don't exactly 'always' win. Remember when Alice got captured?
 * Lord Shen- Young one, we have much more members than you guys were at that time. So, that doesn't really count.
 * Twilight- Can we at least go and stop this frog guy?
 * Skipper- Oh, right, of course! Let's go.
 * Lord Shen- Well, girls, this van is the greatest in Shell Lodge technology. There's two floors, and there's a spa, and a--
 * Pinkie Pie- A SPA?!? REALLY?!? OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY! I haven't got a hooficure since last Hearth's warming! Come on, everypony! Let's go! (All ponies head upstairs for the spa)
 * Lord Shen-...Well... ENJOY YOURSELVES!
 * Mr. Dodo- Okay, everyone, fasten your seatbelts! We'll be at POI-SON in 24 hours. Some of you, make yourselves comfortable, and don't smoke, please.
 * Miguel- None of us even smoke, dingbat!
 * Mr. Dodo- Oh, right, sorry! Well, prepare yourselves. We'll be entering lightspeed once we get out of the atmosphere.
 * Mr. Dodo- Okay, we're out of the atmosphere. Get ready, everyone. Our hyperdrive system is charging.
 * Rainbow Dash- Hyperspeed? AWESOME!
 * Icky- (Looks at Equestria) Goodbye, Gilda! why did Gilda have to stay too? isn't she, you know, tough?
 * Iago: "Well, we needed someone to make sure Trixie behaves herself. Also, it's in order for you to focus at the job in hand, and NOT obess over a girl that doesn't share your feelings!
 * Private- In case of loss in cabin pressure...(Places mask over face)...place the mask over your face to hide your terrified expression from the other passengers.
 * Marty-...Excuse me, Private? But aren't those masks supposed to be airplane material?
 * Private- No, Marty!
 * Skipper- Mr. Dodo? The hyperdrive system is charged and ready to go.
 * Mr. Dodo- Excellent! Attention everyone! We'll be entering hyperspeed in 5, 4,...
 * Rainbow Dash- (Gasps, and zips up to front window of 2nd floor)
 * Mr. Dodo- 3, 2, 1, ZOOM! (Pulls lever, and van takes off in hyperspeed)
 * Rainbow-...Wow, does hyperspace look so freaky or what? (Hyperspeed looks really freaky, and man's head appears (Family Guy: Blue Harvest)
 * Mr. Dodo- (Van appears in atmosphere of POI-SON) Low and behold, Planet POI-SON!
 * Bill- Hey, uh, Dodo? Why is this planet called 'POI-SON'? It ain't poisonious down there, ain't it?
 * Mr. Dodo- Actually, no, it's not, Bill. The planet is named POI-SON because before Hank infected all of it's inhabitants, they somehow adapted an immunity to poison. Plus, the volcanic activity down there is filled with many kinds of poisons.
 * Bill- But what about poisonous gas?
 * Mr. Dodo- No poisonous gas. Heck, not even acid rain. The volcanoes down there only erupt every 200 years, so poisonous gas and acid rain are extremely rare.
 * Kowalski- Well, thank goodness! I think I might do some research on that volcanic activity down there--
 * Skipper- (Slaps Kowalski) Kowalski, there's no time for jibber-jabber! We've got a mission to complete.
 * Lord Shen- Let's just hope we're not too late.
 * Gilda- (Trixie, Gilda, and Fluttershy came out of a huge suitcase and get a huge gulp of air) Why i even let you talk me into stowing away with the Lodgers and ponies, I'll never know.
 * Trixie- Because I need to prove to my master Merlin and those naysayers that I am not the same cowad they knew before.
 * Fluttershy- But why am I here? I've still got a broken wing, and I needed to stay on Equestria.
 * Trixie- Don't you want to prove your wroth, shy one?
 * Fluttershy- Well, yes, but--
 * Trixie- Then listen! We shall wait until they land on the POI-SON planet, then we come in and save them if they should ever get surrounded by whatever resides on the planet. The perfect plan! Nothing could possibly ruin it! (Suddenly, van is shot by laser cannon from Hank's base)
 * Lord Shen- What the?!? (Van gets shot again)
 * Zombie- SHOOOHT DAAHHWN DAAH BUURRRHDEE! (Shoot down the birdie!)
 * Kowalski- Skipper? We may have taken heavy damage.
 * Skipper- What makes you think that?
 * Kowalski- We've lost engine one! (Engine 1 shuts down)
 * Rico- Moiwah-moiwah-moiwah-moiwah!
 * Kowalski- And Engine 2 is no longer operational!
 * Skipper- Buckle up, boys! (Kowalski and Rico buckle up) (To hula doll) Don't look, doll! This might get 'airy'! (On radio frequency) Attention, all Shell Lodgers! I've got good news and bad news! The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is...we're crash-landing! (Van falls)
 * Everyone- AAAAAARRRRGH!
 * Skipper- When it comes to space travel, we know you have no choice whatsoever. But thanks again for choosing Air Dodo! (Everyone screams around. Kaa swivels around in van, Lord Shen spins around under control, Melman sees head is poking out of van, and screams, Icky, Iago, and Crane try flying around in van to keep theirselves from spinning around in flying van, and possibly getting nauseous)
 * Icky- Well, we may be falling, but at least us 3 fliers aren't getting swi--(Gets whapped by Savio's tail)
 * Savio- Sorry!
 * Crane- (Gets whapped by Kaa's tail) OOF!
 * Kaa- Sorry!
 * Iago-...Well, at least I'm not--(Gets smashed into wall by Baloo, muffled) Aw, c'mon!
 * Po- I'm getting a little nauseous! (Gets smacked in the nuts by Kaa's tail) OOOOOH-HO-HO-HO-HO-HOO! Oh, my tenders!
 * Kaa- Sorry!
 * Fluttershy- What in the name of Celestia is going on here?
 * Gilda- I don't know, but I think we're going down!
 * Trixie- Quick, back in the suitcase! (All 3 get back in suitcase)
 * Fluttershy- OWCH!
 * Gilda- Sorry, Fluttershy! It's just too stuffy in here!
 * Alex- This could be it, Marty! I just want you to know you were truly...A one in a million friend!
 * Marty- Thanks, buddy! You were the best ever!
 * Alex- I know you won't mind if I tell you...
 * Marty- Go on, tell me anything! Tell me what?
 * Alex- I broke your iPhone.
 * Marty- WHAT?!?
 * Alex- The buttons were so small, it made me mad!
 * Marty- THE HORROR!
 * Alex- I'm sorry!
 * Marty- I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU BUTT-BITER! (Continuously smacks Alex)
 * SpongeBob- I LOVE YOU, SANDY! I ALWAYS HAVE! (Sandy is asleep, everyone looks at him)...Like, uh, like you love the beach, uh, or a good book...Or the beach...(Van continues falling, everyone continues screaming)
 * Skipper- Commence emergency landing procedures! Flaps up!...Deploy! (Parachutes open up from van, landing it safely on the ground, everyone inside is frozen in fear)
 * Sandy- (Wakes up) Oh, we're here! Wha? What in tarnation?...What happened to the van? What did 'yall do to the van?
 * Marty- We just crashed...we're okay...I'm alive...
 * Twilight- Okay, that was...disturbing!
 * Rainbow Dash- ARE YOU KIDDING?!? THAT WAS AWESOME!
 * Skipper- Kowalski? Status report!
 * Kowalski- Every Shell Lodger and pony accounted for, Skipper!
 * Skipper- That's a great success! Good landing, boys! Who says a penguin can't fly? (All penguins give high-fives)
 * Alex- Hey, happy slappers? Is there a reason to celebrate? Look at the van!
 * Skipper- Well, fix it!
 * Alex- Fix it? How're you gonna fix this?
 * SpongeBob- Yeah? It looks it's been heavily damaged.
 * Skipper- Grit, spit, and a whole lot of duct tape! (Rico takes out duct tape) We should be up and running in say...6 to 9 months.
 * SpongeBob- 69 MONTHS?!?
 * Skipper- No, 6 TO 9 months! In the meantime, why don't you and your friends go without us. We'll take care of this hunk of junk.
 * SpongeBob- Hold on, who made you king of the...van wreck?
 * Skipper- Excuse me? (Rico takes out knife) Fine, you can be in charge, you fix the van.
 * SpongeBob- Who gives you the authority to put me in charge?
 * Skipper- Okay, then, I'll remain in charge!
 * SpongeBob- Yeah, that's right! You WILL remain in charge!
 * Skipper- You and the others can stay out of our way.
 * SpongeBob- Correct-a-mundo! Because I decided to!
 * Skipper- Good for you!
 * SpongeBob- Yeah, well guess what? This discussion isn't over!...
 * Gloria- How...in the 'hello', are they gonna fix that van? They got pretty carried away with the plane.
 * Alex- Actually, I think they did it pretty well, Gloria. Remember when they save me and Dad from that freaky old lady?
 * Gloria- Oh, yeah! That's right.
 * Sparx- Let's just find Hank. We'll worry about the van WAAAAY later.

Chapter 6- Planet POI-SON
Hank's Secret Hideout In the swamps of POI-SON At The Van...
 * Hank- MechaTalon? While i go give this DNA countless hours of studying in the far side of the lab, I want YOU to keep an eye on the Princess since Crocovore's an imbecile and Jetstorm is busy rallying the troops. I wish you luck, Talon. (MechaTalon salues Hank as he walks off, and guards the Princess)
 * MechaTalon- So, Princess? How's your stay in Chasi de Evil Lair doing? (Celestia is silent)...Not talking huh? Heh, can't say I blame ya'. It must be tough to be unique in a world where one or two species is more common than you. I mean, other than your sister and your niece, there ain't a lot of Alicorns, are there? Hank told me that the normals dispise us uniques.
 * Celestia- Is that really true, or is it because everyone knows he is but a victim of dillusional madness? Nothing like you, Alister.
 * MechaTalon- (Surprised) How...how did you--
 * Celestia- I used my magic powers to look into your mind. Not even your 'speical' prison can prevent that. I know everything about you.
 * MechaTalon- Listen lady, if your trying to freak me out, it's kinda working. But it's also uncool, un-nessersary, and annoying!
 * Celestia- Please forgive this uncalled-for action, but hear my thoughts.
 * MechaTalon- Oh, this should be good for some chuckles.
 * Celestia- When I looked into you, I had seen your past... and you were nothing like Hank. You were actually a hero, a healer, and a savior. You saved countless lives, Alister, and Hank is destroying them just because of his mad Darwinism.
 * MechaTalon- Pfft, the guy's a visionary! Okay, he is kinda kooky at times, but at least he wants to make the united universes a better place. I mean you can't be called a freak if everyone else is a freak. Look, at least he's not out to release Darkspawn or anything like those Villain Teams are doing.
 * Celestia- True madness doesn't always have to be about releasing demonic world destroyers.
 * MechaTalon- Listen good, your highness! That frog saved my life when the normals could've just buried me. He used my own cybernetic technology, and brought me back to life.
 * Celestia- But for what purpose? To help him gain dreams of what many others consider nightmares? Don't you understand, Alister? He's using you! He's using you for his own nefarious purposes. Haven't you ever even wondered what became of the original inhabitants of POI-SON?
 * MechaTalon- Well, uh...
 * Celestia- I looked into Hank's mind, and his memory was awful! He invaded the peaceful villages of this planet, kidnapped one or two innocent souls, and infected them with his vile, disgusting, and genetically engineered worms. Then he repeated the process countless times until he had enough to send his infected forces to capture the entire planet's population until there was nothing but his monstrosities.
 * MechaTalon- (Gasps) No!
 * Celestia- Now you know the truth! Hank is nothing like Charles Darwin. He's nothing but a deranged madman. He's destroying lives through a sad delusion that he's making everything better. I beg of you, Alister, see the error of your ways, and stop Hank before it's too late. He could be in that lab using my DNA, whatever that is, to strengthen his worms into monstrous beasts that mutates anything it bites into. And before we even know it...this worm could be spread across the entire United Universes! Please, Alister, don't let him destroy more lives, and I promise you, I'll reunite you with the one you truly cared the most, the inspiration of granting artifical parts to those that need them... Jasmine Flamingo.
 * MechaTalon- Jasmine...(MechaTalon has visions of a female Flamingo with two robot wings)...What've I done?! Tell me, wise one... What do you want me to do?
 * Mr. Krabs- So, SpongeBob? You think this fudgey stuff we're walkin' in might be--
 * SpongeBob- Leftover pudding, yes, I thought so, too.
 * Rainbow Dash- This kind of reminds me of Dagobah...except Hank is the one being exiled...and not a good guy.
 * Squidward- Barnacles, this place is filthy!
 * Patrick- You know all that bad stuff I said about the inside of Squidward's body? I take it all back.
 * Twilight- Everyone just be quiet. This place could be crawling with zombies.
 * Sam- Now, everyone, let's be careful. From the looks of the waters of these swamps, I'd say they could be infested with Hank's mutating worms.
 * Max- Unless it's just the tiny plankton swimming around in them.
 * Sam- Yeah, that, too!
 * Trixie- (Pushing open the back door quietly)...Perfect, everyone must of went off. We shall follow the tracks.
 * Gilda- Okay, just be careful not to touch the water. It might be filled with something bad. I can feel it in my gut.
 * Fluttershy- (Shivering in fear) Uh...Girls, maybe we should, um, you know, stay in the van, or something?
 * Trixie- And miss my debute? Nonesense, nothing in this dirty swamp planet scares The Great and Powerful Trixie! (Suddenly, a Piranhaconda (from that new Syfy movie) appears and roars) AAAAAAARRRRGH! (Hides behind Gilda)
 * Gilda- WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT THING?
 * Fluttershy- It looks like a sinful reunion of a Piranha and an Anaconda.
 * Gilda- Trixie, do something! You didn't freeze me in a block of ice for nothing.
 * Trixie- Okay, okay! (Tries freezing Piranhaconda in ice, and it works)...Hah! I did it! I did it! You see, guys? Nothing to worry about! Just stick with The Great and Powerful Trixie, and everything will be-- (Piranhaconda breaks itself free from ice and roars)...fine? (Tries shooting Piranhaconda with heat vision, but Piranhaconda's hide is too thick)...This is not good!
 * Fluttershy- Trixie, do something! You've got to have learned more than that!
 * Trixie- That's all I've learned.
 * Gilda- WHAT?!?
 * Trixie- I'm sorry! I wanted to learn some more magic tricks from Twilight or Celestia, but that would've been stealing.
 * Fluttershy- Well, I don't blame you. (Piranhaconda roars) Girls, should we make a run for it?
 * Trixie- No way! This snake could possibly be faster than us.
 * Gilda- Obviously! We just need to fly.
 * Trixie- Are you nuts? It's a snake! It could chomp you with one strike if we flied away.
 * Gilda- Hmm, good point. I guess there's only one thing to do. Prepare for the end! (Piranhaconda strikes in for the attack, but nothing happens to either of the ponies and Griffin. The penguins are seen fighting it)
 * Rico- (Riding Piranhaconda like a horse) YEE-HAH!
 * Skipper- Kowalski? Options on defeating this Piranha-Anaconda mutant?
 * Kowalski- I recommend we target the throat. Lord Shen said Iago said that that's the best way to defeat these things.
 * Skipper- Kowalski, it's a behemoth! It's larger than Queen Snakera!
 * Kowalski- Not a problem! Let's just rope it, then pull as hard as we can.
 * Skipper- I like it already! (Skipper, Private, and Kowalski grab vines, and loop them around Piranhaconda's neck) Alright, everyone, PULL! (All penguins pull on Piranhaconda's throat, and plan works, and Piranhaconda slithers away like a little baby) Well done, boys!...(Sees 2 ponies and a griffin) Well, well, well! Looks like we got ourselves a trio of stowaways. What gives you three the nerve to follow us on this mission. You could've been killed if it wasn't for us.
 * Gilda- It was Trixie's idea to stowaway!
 * Fluttershy- Yeah! I didn't wanna go, either! But Trixie talked me into magically getting my wing fixed if I helped her.
 * Skipper- Oh, really?
 * Trixie- Look, the truth is...I wanted to prove myself to Merlin and you guys that I could handle this mission. We decided to help the others when they get trapped in some way.
 * Private- Well, that is pretty helpful...
 * Skipper- I'm gonna put that in my nieved thoughts file, Private! Kowalski? (Kowalski writes down Private's words, and puts them in large file full of loads of paper) That doesn't give you the right to go looking for trouble, Trix! Now, you girls are gonna stay here, and wait for the others to get back. Then you can explain everything to them yourselves.
 * Kowalski- Actually, Skipper, the others could use some helping hooves if you know what I mean.
 * Skipper- You ain't serious, Kolwalski! They were almost mutant chow.
 * Kolwalski- Well yes, a giant fish-snake mutant is obviously too much for two ponies and a small griffin, but I doubt the same will be said for the zombie mutants.
 * Skipper- ...Oh, that's a good point Kolwalski. However, one of them is injured.
 * Trixie- Not a problem for The Great and Powerful Trixie. Merlin showed me a good amount of healing spells.
 * Skipper- Well, let's see it.
 * Trixie- As you wish. (Uses magical powers to heal Fluttershy's wing)
 * Fluttershy- Wow! It worked! I can fly again!
 * Kowalski- Now you girls get going. And good luck confessing your stowaways.
 * Fluttershy- But what about you guys?
 * Kowalski- We're staying here so we can repair the van. It's engines have been broken, it's hull is damaged, and it's Antigrav Repulsor wheel had been severed badly.
 * Gilda- Ooh! No luck there. Well, girls, we need to follow those Lodgers. C;mon! (Fluttershy and Gilda fly off)
 * Trixie-...Uh...GIRLS?!?
 * Gilda- Oops! Sorry! (Grabs Trixie and takes off)

Chapter 7- ZOMBIES!
In a Seemingly Deserted Village. Later... Flashbacked Reality
 * Twilight- Everypony, well, everyone to those that aren't ponies, we seem to be in some kind of village.
 * Spyro- I guess there use to be sentient life here.
 * Cynder- But, what ever became of them?
 * Sandy- Hank happened.
 * Cynder- Did he scared the villagers away or something?
 * Sandy- Nope. He mutated them all out. Hank is the only intelligent one on this planet now. He invaded these peaceful villages, he kidnapped one or two innocent animal inhabitants, and infected them with his genetically engineered Ribeiroia worms. Then he repeated this process until he had enough zombies to capture the entire planet's population, until there was nothing but zombies. Every intelligent being had been infected, while the non-sentient animals were all captured, and mixed with DNA from other animals.
 * Spyro- (Faints)
 * Cynder- Spyro, get up!
 * Sparx- That's absolutely disgusting!
 * Dr. Cockroach- Wait a minute. You said he wanted to change evolutionary history. And mixing DNA with another animal of a different species is...like...making a female with no way to give birth. Those mutants would become sterile.
 * Bill- Sterile?
 * Dr. Cockroach- It means you can't have babies because of having an odd number of chromosomes in your diploid cells. Your body cells require an even number of chromosomes in order to make a haploid cell, or sex cell. So that would eventually cause a problem in Hank's plan, wouldn't it?
 * Sandy- Actually, Hank thought of the same thing. So he added an extra sex chromosome in each mutant. Every non-zombie mutant on this planet has an even number of chromosomes to prevent them from being sterile. While sometimes the result of this process give the mutants Turner's Syndrome, Klinefelter's Syndrome, or other genetic syndromes, they are still quite powerful.
 * Po- Whoa! That big brain of his certainly worked better than I thought it would.
 * Lucky Jack- Uh, guys? We've got company! (Zombies surround Lodge)
 * Icky- Uh-oh! We're surrounded by zombies!
 * Zombie Dog- BRAAAAIIIIINS!
 * Zombie Rabbit- SPLEEEHHHNS!(Spleens!)
 * Zombie Monkey- BUHHHTS! (Butts!)(Other zombies look at Zombie Monkey in confusingness) I HEEHVE PROOHBLIMS, OKAHY? (I have problems, okay?)
 * Icky- They even sound like zombies.
 * Zombie Tiger- SWEEEHHHT JOOCY BRAAIIINS! (Sweet juicy brains!)
 * Zombie Wolf- BRAAAIIIN STYEEEHHHU! (Brain stew!)
 * Sandy- Seriously, I can't understand a word they're saying!
 * Po- Me neither.
 * Zombie Buffalo- PREEHPAYYRE TOO DIIHE! (Prepare to die!)
 * Spyro- What did he say?
 * Sparx- He said something about preparing to die...Either that or he wants you to repair a pie.
 * Lord Shen- ATTACK! (Lodgers and ponies begin fighting!)
 * Po- MASTER SHIFU! (Shifu sees Po being strangled by a zombie rhino, Shifu attacks him, and saves Po) Thanks, Master! Uh...(Looks at zombie rhino) You know, I'd be freaked out if that zombie was Master Thundering Rhino's body.
 * Zombie Snail- (Going very slow, and slithering towards Icky) IIHH'M COOHMEENG, YOOH GUHEES! (I'm coming, you guys!)
 * Icky- Oh for the love of- (Kicks away Zombie Snail)
 * Banzai- TOUCHDOWN!
 * Twilight- (Uses telekinesis spell to levitate bricks from old village houses, and launch them at zombies) Take THAT! (A brick hits a cow Zombie in the gut, another hits a dog Zombie in the head, and another slams in the Monkey zombie's crouth) OOH!
 * Marty- Right in the batteries!
 * Banzai- (Chomps zombie) Wha?!? (Takes out mouth, and spits) Am I outta my mind?!? That could've been full of disease! (Sputters)
 * Zombie Pig- DOOHHE, IY TOOHHK UUHH SHAAWWHUUR THEESS MOARNEEEENG! (D'oh, I took a shower this morning)
 * Banzai- Well, in that case...(Chomps again)
 * Zombie Pig- AARRGH! UUHH MUUHHD SHAAHHWWEEHHR! (A MUD shower!)(Banzai gets shocked, and once again barfs for a full 30 seconds)
 * Banzai- You are so the dead kind of zombie now!
 * SpongeBob- There's too many of them! (More zombies appear) Guys, we can't fight them all!
 * Lord Shen- They're too strong! (Zombie breaks spear) AARRGH! (Shen strikes him down with wing blades)...Whew...that was clo--(Gets pounced on by more zombies) Aw, C'MON!
 * Sandy- Well, I guess this is the end, everyone! SpongeBob? There's one thing I'd like to say before we die!
 * SpongeBob- What?
 * Sandy- I loved you as well.
 * SpongeBob- YOU HAVE?!?
 * Sandy- Yeah!...(SpongeBob and Sandy kiss, and zombies prepare to kill them)
 * Trixie- FREEZE, ZOMBIE MUTANTS!
 * Lola- Who said that? (All zombies are frozen in ice)
 * Trixie- Well, that takes care of those undead and/or mutated animals.
 * SpongeBob- Trixie?
 * Icky- Gilda?
 * Twilight- Fluttershy?
 * Lord Shen- What is the meaning of this? You three were supposed to stay on Equestria! Now we find you stowing away with us on a potentially dangerous mission. Don't you realize that there are things more dangerous than these mutant zombies out there?
 * Gilda- We know. We encountered a Piranhaconda."
 * Lord Shen- A Piranha-What now?
 * Devon- Well, frankly, a Piranhaconda is the reason why Piranhas and Anacondas shouldn't marry.
 * Sandy- Actually, Devon, I think that Piranhaconda was genetically engineered.
 * Rarity- Hey, look! Fluttershy's wing is fixed. When did that happen so quickly? Wings don't get healed until a few weeks.
 * Fluttershy- Trixie healed it for me.
 * Trixie- You can thank The Great and Powerful Trixie for that. And thank Merlin for teaching me that trick.
 * Merlin- Well, well. You actually did it. I thought you had trouble with that spell.
 * Shenzi- Well, let's all just get out of here before the zombies thaw out.
 * ???- Well, you should follow me, then.
 * Icky- Who-who said that? (Sees flamingo with prosthetic wings) Am i seeing things, or is that a Flamingo with robot wings?
 * The Flamingo- I'm Jasmine Flamingo, Zoologist and EPA officer.
 * Icky- EPA? what the heck is an EPA?
 * Pinkie Pie- I have no idea.
 * Jasmine- It stands for 'Environmental Protection Agency'. But I'll explain everything later. Just follow me. I know where we can hide and regroup. I know a secret cave containing untainted survivors.
 * Jasmine- There it is! (All Lodgers and ponies reach hideout)
 * Rainbow Dash- That's your cave?
 * Icky- Look, I don't know what's going on, but we need to know who you are, and why you're here!
 * Jasmine- Okay, I'll tell you, then. It all started 15 years ago...
 * Squidward- I'm sensing a flashback.
 * Banzai- Yep, here it comes...
 * Doctor- (Jasmine was hospitalized. and a familar looking black falcon was crying, a doctor came to him) I'm sorry, sir, but she may never fly again. Unless we could come up with replacement and fully-functional wings in under a fast amount of time, I'm afraid she'll be grounded. You know, in terms of never being able to fly again.
 * Falcon- Oh my, God! I should never have let this happen! This is all my fault! (Continues sobbing)
 * Jasmine- No, Alister! This is not you're fault. The falcon I knew would never have given up. Even if making a fully-functional cybernetic wing seemed physically impossible.
 * Alister- You're right! Why should I let that firework accident let me down? I'm going to make you some operational cybernetic wings. It might take years to complete, but until then, I must give you these prototype prosthetic arms. They may not be wings, but they're the best I've got.
 * Jasmine- Oh, thank you, Mr. Beaksworth. You're very thoughtful. (Hugs Alister)
 * Jasmine- Oh, thank you, Mr. Beaksworth. You're very thoughtful. (Hugs Alister)


 * Icky- So...does this explain what happened to you?


 * Jasmine- I'm getting to that.


 * Rarity- So you got those prosthetic wings after being injured in some kind of firework accident?


 * Jasmine- Yes. They were created by my boyfriend. His name is Dr. Alister Beaksworth.


 * Icky- I know that name! Dr. Alister Beaksworth is the name of a famous falcon biocyberneticist doctor who was known throughout the UUniverses for creating highly-advanced prosthetic body parts for people who have lost their limbs, wings, tails, hands, or feet. Isn't he dead?

Flashback
 * Jasmine- Technically, no, he isn't. Now let's just get back to the flashback. 5 years later...


 * Jasmine- (Walks through street with prosthetic arms)


 * Alister- JASMINE! JASMINE! I've got some wonderful news!


 * Jasmine- What is it?


 * Alister- I think I've finally done it! I may have made you some replacement wings. C'mon, we need to test them. Hurry! (Jasmine and Alister head for lab)


 * Alister- (At lab) Here it is, Jasmine! BEHOLD! (Removes sheet from device, and shows prosthetic wings) I call them ProsthoFlappers 11, or ProsthoF11s. I think I may have created the very first prosthetic wings capable of flight. Are you ready to try them on?

Several prosthetic surgeries later...
 * Jasmine- Um...okay. If it means I can fly again, I'm in!


 * Jasmine- (Fitted with ProsthoF11s) Do you think these wings make me look ugly?


 * Alister- Not by a long shot. C'mon, let's go outside, and see if they work. (Both go outside on top of hill) Alright, give them a try. Go on.


 * Jasmine-...(Breathes in) This is crazy, but...(Takes off, and wings actually work) My God! They work! THEY WORK! I CAN FLY AGAIN! WHOO-HOO! (Lands) I knew you could do it, Alister! I'm so proud of you.

Reality
 * Alister- Well, I had a reason to do it. You. (Alister and Jasmine kiss)


 * Trigger- Aw, C'mon, no one wants to see any smooching!


 * Twilight- Let it go, Trigger! Love is a very powerful thing, even in Equestria.


 * Jasmine- Seriously, some people just don't have a sense of love.


 * Icky- At least me and Lord Shen do.

Flashback Reality Back at the destroyed van
 * Jasmine- Now, back to the story. Alister had managed to do the impossible, and give me my flight back. After that, he made many other prosthetic parts, and saved many lives. Then, many months later, he said...
 * Alister- I'm gonna reverse engineer the brain for the first time in history!
 * Jasmine- I hate to rain on your parade Alister, but it might not be an easy feet. I mean, the brain is not only a complex organ, but impossible to replace for many reasons.
 * Alister- I understand, Jasmine. The brain is not only important and normally irreplaceable, but also tricky. I'm sure if I study hard enough, and with the right parts, it can happen! Just think about it! Death by headshots will be a thing of the past. While not necessarily all forms of death, but hey, i gotta start somewhere, right?
 * (Jasmine)- He was so obsessed to do it, that as the years passed, he grew more and more insane. I was concerned about his safety, and tried to go and warn him, but then...
 * BOOM!
 * (Jasmine)-...it was too late. The entire building was nearly destroyed. All of Alister's research lost forever. I never found his body in the rubble, but all I could find was a severed leg. It was Alister's. I assumed he was dead.
 * Jasmine- (Sobs) Alister! No!...(Continues sobbing)
 * Icky- Is THAT how he died? Wow!
 * Tigress- That must've been quite a shock.
 * Jasmine- Well, it really was. In fact, that was about 2 months ago.
 * Sandy- So what does this have to do with Alister NOT dying?
 * Jasmine- I just discovered last month that Alister had been healed by some mad frog with multiple limbs. I don't know what his name was, but I do know Alister is now doing his evil bidding. I arrived here on Planet POI-SON to search for any surviving sentients so I could get some information on this mad frog, and find a way to rescue Alister. But there wasn't a single sentient in sight. All there was were zombie mutants and cross-mutant monsters. Then, a week ago, I found some survivors in this cave. But since you guys might probably be vigilantes, I finally have some people who can help me.
 * Shifu- Anything else?
 * Jasmine- Well, there is one thing I could tell you, but it might not be helpful. But I guess I could try it if it could make sense to any of you. Alister now goes by the name of 'MechaTalon'.
 * Twilight- 'MechaTalon'? That's the name that large-armed crocodile mentioned when he grabbed Princess Celestia.
 * Icky- Whoa whoa whoa, I'm confused here. He's your boyfriend, and a turncoat?
 * Lord Shen- When i get my wings on that falcon, he's scrap metal!
 * Jasmine- Whoa, hold on there, peacock. Even though he's very insane, I know there's still good in him. I can prove it, too. By the time he sees me, he'll be as light as a feather in no time.
 * Lord Shen- Very well, then. Should we get going?
 * Jasmine- We'll go tonight so the darkness can provide camouflage from that frog's high amount of security. Doing it during this time would be suicide.
 * Twilight- Well, how do you know that?
 * Jasmine- I've been caught many times. It's also a shame Alister hadn't seen me there, not even once. It wasn't easy escaping that fortress. It's heavily wired with security.
 * SpongeBob- Well, that changes everything.
 * Po- I wonder how the penguins are doing?


 * Skipper- Kowalski? Status report?


 * Kowalski- The van is almost done, Skipper. We just need a new Power Converter, a new Gyro-Stabalizer, and a new Antigrav Fusion Coil.


 * Skipper- Kowalski, where are we supposed to find those thingamabobs on a swamp planet?


 * Kowalski- I don't know, but I do know there is bound to be Internet at Hank's hideout. If we can somehow access one of those computers, we can order the parts we need online.


 * Private- Uh, Kowalski? I don't think there's a website that sells spaceship parts like that.


 * Kowalski- Of course they do. HoloNet.com sells them all the time. Like 2 days ago, I bought me a Positron Conversion System on HoloNet.com so the van could go a bit faster.


 * Rico- I don't get it!

at the Hank's lair.
 * Skipper- Well, if you say so. Let's go find the others. And let's just hope we can find Internet access in Hank's hideout.
 * MechaTalon- Are you sure this will work, your highness?
 * Celestia- (Outside cage) Of course. Just say I need to use the bathroom outside, and the guards will be convinced.
 * MechaTalon- Here's hoping. Just in case, i may have to slap your butt just to convince them more just incase they're not as brain dead as we thought. (MechaTalon and Celestia wander out to the hall where 2 mutated duck zombies guard the door) Hey fellas, the princess needs to go outside to...you know...do her business, and since Hank neglected to install a bathroom in these parts, outside has to be the only thing. I mean, we don't want the subject to suffocate in her own crap, right?
 * Zombie Duck 1- HEEE HAAHHS UUHH POOEENT! TAAYYKE AHHLL TTEEHH TIIEEME YOOO NEEIIID! (He has a point. Take all the time you need.)
 * Zombie Duck 2- QUAAAAHHHCK! (Quack!)(They let them pass)
 * MechaFalcon- (Whispering) This is gonna be a slam dunk, Princess! We'll be out of here faster then you can say "Pea soup"! (Scoffs) 'Pea soup!' That's funny! Because we just pretended you had to go. So (Scoffs) That would've made it sound like 'PEE Soup'! (Laughs) That wouldn't be so tasty, would it? (Imitating some random guy who slurps 'Pee soup') 'Eew! This soup taste like pee!...Wait, it IS pee! Oh my, God! I demand to speak to the ****** who owns this restauraunt! I'll give him a piece of my..."(Hysterically laughs)
 * Princess Celestia- SSSSHH! Be quiet, Alister! We're supposed to do this quietly.
 * MechaTalon- Oh, right! Sorry! Let's just go.

Chapter 8- Showdown with Crocovore and Sharktopus
That evening... Outside Base... In The Base. Farther down the hall...
 * Hank- (Gets suspicions) Hmm...Something doesn't feel right. I can feel it in my skin...I think those Lodgers must be here already. CROCOVORE?
 * Crocovore- Yes, boss?
 * Hank- I need you to patrol the base for any trouble. If you see any Shell Lodger or Pony by that matter, crush them.
 * Crocovore- You can count on me, boss! (Runs off)
 * Hank- This ends here, Lodgers. Prepare to meet your maker.
 * (Shell Lodgers and ponies hide in bushes outside base)
 * SpongeBob- So what's the plan, Jasmine?
 * Jasmine- If we're gonna save Alister and that Princess of yours, we need to go over the basics. If we get to some doors in there, they'll have electronic locks. Tough to break open. Also, there will be zombie guards patroling the perimeter with tazers and plasma cannons. The inside of the base is tight with security. There's laser grid, motion sensors, and cameras all over the place. Plus, there will also be mutant pets guarding the inside of the base. We won't know for sure what each one will be, but be prepared to locate wherever it's weakspot is.
 * Skipper- Hey, guys!
 * Gloria- You? Aw, ma-- Is the van fixed or what?
 * Skipper- Actually we blew it up by mistake...(pauses) Gotcha, didn't I? Just kidding, doll, the van is fine.
 * Kowalski- It just needs new parts. It needs a Power Converter, Gyro-Stabalizer, and a Antigrav Fusion Coil.
 * Sparx- You can't be serious!
 * Iago- I can't believe it! I just don't believe it! We're stuck on this planet with no possible means of getting back. Look at this, look at this! I'm so ticked off, that I'm molting!
 * Skipper- At ease, Iago. We'll get some. Kowalski says that he can get us those parts from off the Internet.
 * Squidward- You're kidding!
 * Po- How are you guys going to find the Internet on a planet like thi--Oh, crud!
 * Lord Shen- You mean to tell us that we have to go in there, save Princess Celestia, save this lovely Flamingo's boyfriend, and order new parts from the Internet ALL INSIDE THAT HOUSE OF DEATH?!?
 * Kowalski- What do you mean 'Flamingo's boyfriend'?
 * Private- Kowalski, look! (Kowalski takes a good look at Jasmine Flamingo)
 * Kowalski- Boyle's britches! That flamingo is so...so...
 * Icky- Sexy?
 * Kowalski- NO! She's so metallic! I've never seen such a great existence of cybernetic technology like this. Ma'm, do those wings work perfectly?
 * Jasmine- Of course. What's it to you?
 * Kowalski- Why, I'm a scientist, of course. Where exactly did you recieve such impossible technology such as this?
 * Jasmine- Aw, c'mon, do I really have to explain my whole story over again?
 * Sandy- Kowalski? I think it's best if yall' knew about it later. Right now, we're about to invade Hank's hideout. Jasmine says it's tight with security, and that there are mutant animals in there, and God knows what they are.
 * Fluttershy- I still fell really bad for those poor animals who have been mutated by that no-good Darwinist.
 * Tigress- We need to get to Celestia and that falcon without being spotted by those zombies.
 * Po- Got it! Stealth mode!
 * Mantis- Oh, please, no! Not that lousy costume thingy again.
 * Po- Okay, okay!
 * Trixie- ENOUGH! I, The Great and Powerful Trixie, will handle these zombies. (Freezes zombies with icy breath) Check and mate!
 * SpongeBob- Way to go, Trix!
 * Skipper- C'mon, let's move! (All Lodgers, ponies, and Flamingo run up to the entrance, Alex tries to open door, but door is locked)
 * Alex- Darn, it's locked!
 * Kowalski- No wonder. These are electronic locks, the finest intruder-proof lock in the UUniverses. They can only be unlocked by electric currents. As far as I'm concerned, we might need one of the zombie guards' tazers to open this door.
 * Alex- We need dynamite, do you have any dynamite?
 * Marty- (Loudly) Oh, snap! I just used my last sticks this morning!(Alex shushes Marty, then alarm goes off)
 * Computer- INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT! INTRUDER ALERT!
 * Icky- Oh, nice going, Oreo cakes!
 * Marty- Hey, don't blame it on me, it was an accident.
 * Skipper- Well, I guess we'll have to get the Princess and falcon BY FORCE! Rico? (Rico hacks up dynamite, and blows up door) EVASIVE! (All Lodgers run inside)
 * MechaTalon- Hey, the computer said there's a intruder!
 * Celestia- It's Shen! he's here to save me!
 * MechaTalon- We need to focus, though! We can't just rush in! Follow me, i know a hallway less traveled by the guards. (Little did they know, they were watched by a Sharktopus (from the Syfy movie of the same name) and follows them in secret)
 * Jasmine- Hurry, everyone! This hall leads to Hank's main room. That's got to be where they're keeping Alister and that Pony Princess.
 * Lord Shen- ALICORN!
 * Jasmine- Whatever! Let's just rescue them, and get your lousy parts, and get it over with! (All bump into MechaTalon and Celestia)
 * Lord Shen- PRINCESS!
 * Princess Celestia- SHEN!
 * Jasmine- ALISTER!
 * MechaTalon- JASMINE!
 * SpongeBob- SPONGEBOB!
 * Mr. Krabs- SPONGEBOB!
 * Skipper- SHARKTOPUS! (All see Sharktopus behind them)
 * MechaTalon- Ugh, I hate that stupid monster! (Gasps) CROCOVORE! (Everyone sees Crocovore on the other side)
 * Patrick- HERBERT NOODLEMAN! (Everyone looks at him) What? Everyone else got to say a name.
 * Icky- Please tell me both of these monsters have weaknesses.
 * Crocovore- Hey, MechaTalon! You caught the Lodgers and the annoying metal bird lady who keeps invading here! Let's crush them together, and feed what's left to Sharktopus!
 * MechaTalon- Whoa, whoa, hold on there, Crocovore! That metal bird lady is my girlfriend, Jasmine, and I am not gonna let you do this to her...That's right, I'm on the good side, now! Princess Celestia told me everything your boss had done. He invaded the peaceful villages on this planet and infected the entire population off, and I'm not gonna let your boss do that to the rest of the UUniverses.
 * Crocovore- You traitorous falcon! Well, I guess that means we have to kill you now. ATTACK! (Crocovore and Sharktopus fight the Lodgers, Ponies and birds)
 * Skipper- You guys handle these two monsters while me and my men go get the parts we need to fix our van.
 * Po- Well then get going! (Gets scratched in the face by Sharktopus, and penguins slide away)
 * Crocovore- C'mon, you lousy cyborg, give it all you've got--(MechaFalcon blasts Crocovore with phasers, and then smacks him in the face)OOF! GRRRGH! (Attacks, MechaFalcon dodges, MechaFalcon scratches Crocovore with talons) AARRGH!
 * Shenzi- (She, Banzai, and Ed attack Sharktopus, but Sharktopus whips them all with tentacle) Ouch!
 * Shifu- Quickly, grab the Sharktopus' tentacles and disable them. (Everyone grabs Sharktopus' tentacles, and tie them up)
 * Shenzi- Well, I see someone's been 'knotty!' (Ed laughs)
 * MechaTalon- Uh, guys? I NEED HELP! (Crocovore is choking him)
 * Jasmine- Let my boyfriend go, you mustard! (Kicks Crocovore with an awesome kick)
 * Crocovore- OUCH!
 * Icky- Holy crap!
 * Jasmine- Alister, are you okay?
 * MechaTalon- Thanks to you. But, 'mustard', does that even make any sense?
 * Jasmine- Well, it's better than 'bastard'. (Everyone gasps) AW, DARN IT!
 * Crocovore- (Gets up) Come here, you tiny flamingo! (Grabs Jasmine by the neck)
 * Alister- (Fires phasers at Crocovore)
 * Crocovore- AOUCH! GRRGH! (Grabs Alister, and smacks him and Jasmine's faces in each other making smooching noises) Ooooh, Alister and Jasmine sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
 * Princess Celestia- NOBODY MOCKS THE POWER OF LOVE! (Uses magical powers to blast laser at Crocovore)
 * Crocovore- (Dizzy) Uggh, why are there litttle stars swirling around my face? (Falls in unconsciousness)
 * Po- Well, we've got that taken care of.
 * Tigress- What's the plan?
 * Po- Step 1. Beat Sharktopus and Crocovore!
 * Viper- What's Step 2?
 * Po- Honestly, I didn't think I'd make it this far!
 * Tigress- Po!
 * Po- Uh, Stop Hank before he spreads his worms across the UUniverses.
 * Sandy- And Step 3. Get the parts to fix our van.
 * Po- Yeah, that, too! LET'S GO! (All Lodgers, ponies and birds run towards Hank's main lab)

Chapter 9- The Final Battles
Outside the rubble... At Van... At collapsed base at a Tainted Lake. the van. In office Reality
 * Jetstorm- Your greatest creation is almost complete sir, whatever it is.
 * Hank- Why, it's none other then a complete replica of the Giant Bird from the old 50's movie, The Giant Claw! (Shows Jetstorm a slubering clone of the bird monster)
 * Jetstorm- Ok, remind me again what's so great about some giant space vulture?
 * Hank- Because it has an antimatter shield so strong that not even hydrogen bombs can break through. Just wait. Once those Lodger intruders get here, I'll unleash it, and it will kill them all. I call her 'Death Raven'.
 * Jetstorm- And yet another catchy name, boss! That mega-brain of yours is clearly good at creating something from a monster movie.
 * Hank- Yeah, and here's the funny part...(Looks at bird monster photo from movie, Scoffs, Laughs) LOOK AT IT! IT'S A PIECE OF SHIT! LITERALLY! IT'S JUST A MARIONETTE PUPPET!
 * Jetstorm- Let me see that. (Takes a look at the picture) Let's just see what's so goddarn fu--HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF SHIT! IT'S SO HILARIOUS!
 * Hank- Well, at least you can't blame the movie technology at the time it was made, but (Laughs) It's a total eyesore!
 * Zombie Lizard- BOOOHHHS? TEEHHE SHEELLL LOHHDGEE SQUAAHHHAD ISSH HEEADEENG OOUUHHR WWAAEEY! (Boss? The Shell Lodge Squad is heading our way!)
 * Hank- Okay, Jetstorm, is it done yet?
 * Jetstorm- 20 seconds until completion, sir.
 * Hank- Wonderful! I just can't wait to see them gobbled up like worms! HAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Zombie Lizard- THHHEEEH LOOHHDGEIIRS AHHRE GEHTEENG CLOOOSHIIR, BOOSSH! (The Lodgers are getting closer, boss!)
 * Skipper- QUICKLY! That froggy freak must be planning something colossal like a freaky raven or a carnivorous giant worm, or, MOTHER OF PEARL, LET'S JUST GET MOVING!
 * Jetstorm- 10 seconds...9...8...
 * Hank- HURRY, HURRY, HURRY, HURRY!
 * Skipper- MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!
 * Zombie Lizard- THEEHH'YRRE FIIYYVE FEEYYT UUHHWAHY, SRRH! (They're five feet away, sir!)
 * Jetstorm- 5...4...3...
 * Jasmine- WE'RE TWO FEET AWAY!
 * Jetstorm- ..2...1...
 * Hank- YES! (Cackles as an immense bird grows, and Hank hops on the sattle)
 * Sandy- HAI-YAH! (Kicks door open) We made it! We-- HOPPIN' ACORNS!
 * Death Raven- RAAAAAAWWWWWWWK!
 * Hank- You're too late, Lodgers! Meet my newest creation, Death Raven! Now you all will face the bloody and atomic wrath of it's fearsome awesomeness! (Cackles) KILL THEM ALL!
 * Icky- Is it just me, or is that the world's hugest and ugliest vulture I've ever seen?
 * Skipper- GREAT SCOT! IT'S THE GIANT BIRD MONSTER FROM THE GIANT CLAW!
 * Icky- You mean that cheesy old 50's movie?
 * Private- (Scoffs)
 * Skipper- What's wrong with Private? I haven't seen him like this since our mission to Planet Poopslum
 * Private- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Agumon- AGUMON DIGIBALL TO...GREYMON!
 * Gabumon- GABUMON DIGIBALL TO...GARURUMON!
 * Palmon- PALMON DIGIBALL TO...TOGEMON!
 * Biyomon- BIYOMON DIGIBALL TO...BIRDRAMON!
 * Tentomon- TENTOMON DIGIBALL TO...KABUTERIMON!
 * Gomamon- GOMAMON DIGIBALL TO...IKKAKUMON!
 * Patamon- PATAMON DIGIBALL TO...ANGEMON!
 * Ikkakumon- Hold on tight, Joe, cause we're going for a ride! HARPOON TORPEDO! (Blasts Torpedo at Death Raven, but antimatter shield blocks it)
 * Joe- Whoa! Did you see that? It was like it struck something invisible.
 * Greymon- NOVA BLAST! (Blasts fireball at Death Raven, but also has no effect)
 * Garurumon- HOWLING BLASTER! (Blasts at Death Raven, but also has no effect) Aw, C'mon, is ANYTHING gonna take that beast down?!?
 * Birdramon- METEOR WINGS! (Fires fire at Death Talon, no effect)
 * Togemon- NEEDLE SPRAY! (Sprays needles at Death Talon, but no effect)
 * Kabuterimon- ELECTROSHOCKER! (Fires ball of electricity at Death Talon, no effect)
 * Angemon- HAND OF FATE! (Fires laser beam, but that also has no effect)
 * Phil- WILL YOU FORGET THE HEAVY ARTILLERY ALREADY?!?
 * Skipper- Kowalski? Analysis?
 * Kowalski- In the original movie, the monster has an antimatter shield that protects it from even the slighest nuclear explosion.
 * Skipper- Options?
 * Kowalski- I have no idea! But perhaps if we fire an electromagnetic pulse at the shield, it might disable it.
 * Alister- Well, it's a good thing I--WHOA, INCOMING ATTACK! (Death Talon swoops down for an attack)
 * Skipper- EVASIVE! (All dodge)
 * Alister- Well, it's a good thing Hank has an electromagnetic pulse emitter in the storage room right around the corner of the hall.
 * Kowalski- Well, that's good to hear.
 * Hank- MECHATALON?!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
 * Alister- What I should've done a month ago. I'm giving them a helping wing!
 * Hank- AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU?!?
 * Alister- What? Lied to me? C'mon, guys, let's go! Penguins? You stay here and find a safe Internet access.
 * Hank- YOU TRAITOROUS BLACK FALCON! No matter! I've got me a new flying killing machine. ATTACK! (Death Talon swoops down for another attack, and the strike collapses part of the base down)
 * Skipper- (All 4 penguins become stuck under a pile of rubble) Uh, Kowalski? What happened? (Rico hacks up glowrod)
 * Kowalski- It appears we're under a pile of collapsed rubble.
 * Skipper- WHAT? NO! I won't let THAT stop us from accessing the Internet! (Tries pushing rubble out of the way, but rubble is too strong) I can't break free! We're stuck!
 * Rico- Uh-oh!
 * Private- Now how are we supposed to get to an Internet access?
 * Kowalski- Guys, look! (Laptop appears in front of them)
 * Skipper- Well, that was oddly plot-related. Let's get to work, boys!
 * Kowalski- (Accesses Internet, and Internet connection is unharmed) Still connected, Skipper!
 * Skipper- YES! Repaired van, here we come!
 * Applejack- The whole place is gonna collapse!
 * Alister- We need to find that emitter before it gets lost in the rubble! HURRY, LET'S GO!
 * Jetstorm- Sir, i think you may wanna stop trying to destroy them, especially if it meant getting us killed in the process!
 * Hank- We can always rebuild, Jetstorm! If you're so afriad of a little crumbling, then leave!
 * Jetstorm- Okay, I will! See ya later, bighead! (Flew away from Hank and Death Raven and headed toward the direction of the Shell Lodge Squad's van)
 * Hank- Now, my pet, it's time for you to fused with the DNA of the Alicorn princess so you can become even more powerful!
 * Sandy- We all can hear you, Hank!
 * Hank- Oh yeah? What are you gonna do about it?
 * Alister- THIS! (Gets out electromagnetic pulse emitter, and fires)
 * Hank- NOOOOOOO! (Antimatter Shield is disabled)...Uh, (Chuckles) Hey, Sandy? Did anybody tell you you have beautiful eyes?
 * Sandy- Yes. SpongeBob said it about 5 times.
 * Hank- Well, uh...
 * All Digimon- NOVA BLAST, HOWLING BLASTER, NEEDLE SPRAY, HARPOON TORPEDO, METEOR WINGS, ELECTROSHOCKER, AND HAND OF FATE! (All combined into one ultra-powered attack that sends Death Talon and Hank flying across the sky, crashing off in the distance)
 * Princess Celestia- Hey, where are the Penguins?
 * Lord Shen- They're in that rubble pile over there. I can hear them conversating with each other. (Gets cannon)
 * Pinkie Pie- Lord Shen? I don't really think that's a good idea.
 * Princess Celestia- Yeah, you could hit the Penguins.
 * Lord Shen- Hmm, you're right!
 * Squidward- How hard can it be to knock down a pile of rubble? (Takes out piece of rubble, and entire pile falls down)
 * Skipper- Ugh! Finally!
 * Kowalski- Skipper, I've placed the parts we need for delivery. If we can make it to the van, we might be able to find the delivery trucks with our parts.
 * Twilight- Well, what're we waiting for? Let's move!
 * Jetstorm- (Taking a close look at the Shell Lodge Squad Van) Wow, this is a very cool van. Nice hot rod flames, too. Now to make it my own. I shall use my TechnoRepair spell to fix up this hunk of junk. And with these new parts that somehow came here, I guess it will work. (Jetstorm touched the van, and New Power Converter, Gyro-Stabalizer, and Antigrav Fusion Coil disappear, and broken down Power Converter, Gyro-Stabalizer, and Antigrav Fusion Coil appear in the exact same spots, van is completely repaired, Jatstorm flies inside van, and starts van) Good thing I'm a very good driver, too. (Grabs the van's driving wheel) Hawaii, here I come! (Van begins to fly)
 * Lord Shen- HEY! Someone's stealing our van!
 * Tentomon- SUPER SHOCKER! (Fires lightning at van, and van malfunctions, and goes down again)
 * Boss Wolf- GET THAT THIEF!
 * Spyro- (Opens up Van door) What the?
 * Sparx- Uncle Jetstorm?
 * Jetstorm- Sparx? You're with the Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Sparx- Holy cow, It's been years since we've last seen each other.
 * Lord Shen- ENOUGH OF THIS FAMILY REUNION! Dragonfly, what gives you the nerve to try and steal our van?
 * Kowalski- Yeah! Yet I'm surprised you managed to repair the van with our delivered parts all by yourself. But why are you stealing it?
 * Jetstorm- Oh, this was YOUR van? Ooh, shoot! Well, you know, I sorta got tired of Hank's insanity, and I happened to find this abandoned van here. I thought it was just broken space junk, so I fixed it up with a TechnoRepair spell and some weird looking parts that were in a package, and I thought I could use it to get to Hawaii. Look, I just lost faith in Hank when he tried to get himself and more importantly me, trying to kill you guys with that giant turkey vulture he calls Death Talon. I also got tired of this damn swamp in general, and being a mutant. I mean, other then this one petty grudge on the elder dragons that I now finally got over, I have nothing completely against normals, and actually hoped Hank would come to his senses. But no, me and my big mouth started this. I didn't think he was gonna take me seriously! Okay, yes, the shabang's my fault, I'm sorry! You all probably want to kick my butt for this.
 * Celestia- Actually, discoving Hank's insanity and not truly supporting his madness, albiet somewhat humoring him just to stay alive, shows me there's no true evilness, but just a rather rash personality.
 * Icky- Translation: You're not evil, just misunderstood.
 * Jetstorm- So what?
 * Celestia- So you and all the other mutants on this planet were mere victims of being blinded by false promises, or in some cases, having worms affecting your brain and better judgement. And I intend on restoring this planet. And we're not going to leave this planet until it's fixed up.
 * Jetstorm- Pardon my jerkiness, but (Scoffs) good luck! There's way too many mutants and mutating worms for one Alicorn and a bunch of misfits to clean up. This whole planet is mutated.
 * Jasmine- Actually, not all of them. I happen to have some untainted survivors sheltered in a cave.
 * Jetstorm- Okay, that's true, but the point is there's no way we can disinfect this entire planet like we could just take a million gallons of worm medicine and convert them into a planetary clensing space laser.
 * Patrick- Hey, that's not a bad idea! Oh, but wait, there's no worm medicine on this planet.
 * Alister- Actually, there might be. Hank told me he had a million gallons of worm medicine in case of emergencies.
 * Skipper- Well then, let's move!
 * Alex- (Large container that contained worm medicine has a hole punctured in it, which meant NO WORM MEDICINE) YOU MANIAC! YOU BLEW IT UP! DARN YOU! DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!
 * SpongeBob- Now what're we gonna do? There's no worm medicine left, now we'll have to find another solution.
 * Banzai- But what else can we possibly--
 * March Hare- (Bangs his hammer to get attention) I have an excellent idea!
 * Mr. Dodo- Let me guess, change the subject?
 * March Hare- For once, something different. Let's call the Grand Councilwoman and the Galactic Federation! (bonks Hatter on the head!)
 * Mad Hatter- (Head stuck in hat) Not a bad idea, Hare!
 * Icky- Wait! It's not like she and that alien goverment has very advanced technology that could enable them to make a disinfectant machince or anything...could they?
 * Sandy-...Actually, yes! With the right DNA! We need to collect one of Hank's worms, introduce it to the Galactic Federation, and they might have the advantage to clean this planet of the worm's filthy antics.
 * Skipper- Splendid! Once again, science has saved us all. Do you exactly know how long this process would take?
 * Sandy- Beats me.
 * Kowalski- Well, it's worth a try! TO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!
 * Kolwalski- Okay, to a lake highly tainted with worms, and THEN the Federation.
 * Trixie- Oh, please! How hard could catching one of these worms possibly be?(Sticks her hoof in the lake, then feels a strong pain and screams, Pulls hoof out to see a huge fat worm crawling in her skin) GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT, GET IT OUT!
 * Mushu- Oh my, God! It's gnawing it's way up her leg!
 * Iago- We need to help her!
 * Lord Shen- But it's already in her leg. I'm afraid to save her we have to amputate her front leg.
 * Alister- That won't be necessary, Lord Shen! A small and decisive surgery might be good enough! I just need to surgically remove the worm before it reaches her brain and mutates her.
 * Twilight- Ok, Trixie, calm down! Alister is going to do a small surgical procedure, and will make a small cut on your leg, and get the worm out.
 * Trixie- Well, hurry! I don't think I can handle it anymore!
 * Icky- Bite on this stick so your screams won't attract unwanted attention.
 * Alister- Does anyone have a knife I can use?
 * Lord Shen- Here, take one of my blades! (Alister grabs blade, and cuts the worm out of Trixie's leg)
 * Worm- Okay, that's just severely unfair!
 * Po- IT TALKS! AAAAHHHH! KILL IT, KILL IT, KILL IT!
 * Lord Shen- (Throws blades at worm, and blades puncture and kill worm)
 * Worm- AAAHHHK! WE WILL...bury you...Gaaah! (Dies)
 * SpongeBob- (Faints)
 * Kowalski- Well, that was violent.
 * Skipper- I hate to say it, BUT THAT WAS AWESOME! Just like in The Mummy! When those poor dweebs are eaten from the inside by those flesh-chowing beetles! Only this time, it's a worm!
 * Private- (Alister patches Trixie's leg up) Skipper, how is a dangerous worm crawling up a friend's leg awesome? She could've ended up like the rest of the zombies out there.
 * Skipper- Oh, I'm not impressed by THAT. I'm impressed by how that worm is capable of performing such a mutating ability. I actually thought it did it by poisoning the bloodstream.
 * Lord Shen- (Takes blade out of worm, and picks dead worm up) Look, let's just get this dead worm to the Galactic Federation, and get this planet cleaned up, okay?
 * Kowalski- Okay, now I'm serious...TO THE GALACTIC FEDERATION!
 * Kolwalski- Okay, the van where it has reliable communication systems that will contact the Galactic Federation. Good enough.
 * Sandy- (Accessing radio transmissions) Contacting the Galactic Federation! Come in, Galactic Federation! This is the Shell Lodge Squad! Do you copy, over? (A faint moaning sound is heard)
 * Applejack- Uh, does anypony and/or anyone hear a moaning sound?
 * Icky- (Looking at the window) SWEET MONKEY BUTT!
 * Iago- Oh great. our mutant zombie friends are back! And with ice-proof suits this time.
 * Trixie- "I guess this means my usefulness ends here.
 * Po- Sandy? Me, The Furious Five, Shifu, Shen and Boss Wolf will handle the zombies while you try to get contact with the Galactic Federation.
 * Icky- Won't it be easier to just fly off? That works every time.
 * Rabbit Zombie- AAAHHHCSSHUUUUHLLLEE, WEEEHH AAAHHLREEEHHDDY TIIIYYYED DAAHHWWWHHN YOOORRR VAAHHHN WIIIHHHHTH TIIIEEETAAYYYNEEEUUHHM CHAAEEENNS! (Actually, we already tied down your van with titanium chains.)
 * Icky- DAMN IT! They've thought of everything!
 * Po- C'mon, guys, let's go! (Po, Furious Five, Shifu, Shen and Boss Wolf go out and battle the zombies)
 * Sandy- If I can just type in the correct communication sequence...There, I think we got a signal! Galactic Federation? Galactic Federation, do you copy? This is Sandy Cheeks of the Shell Lodge Squad! Do you copy, over?
 * Grand Councilwoman- (Answering Communications) This is The Grand Councilwoman here. What is the state of your emergency?
 * Sandy- Guys, we did it! It's the Grand Councilwoman! (All cheer) Well, we need immediate assistance on Planet POI-SON. There has been an environmental violation. A mutated frog has infected almost all of POI-SON's inhabitants with a mutation worm called Ribeiroia ondatrae. We need you're help to use a worm we captured to cure the whole planet.
 * Grand Councilwoman- Hmm, sounds pretty serious.
 * Cella- What's happening, mother?
 * Grand Councilwoman- None of your concern, Cella! This is Grand Councilwoman to Sandy Cheeks, we'll be sending in troops to collect the worm, and we'll get right on it, over!
 * Sandy- Thank greece and gravy we're saved! Please, hurry! We're currently under attack by zombie mutants, and we can't hold out much longer.
 * Grand Councilwoman- Roger that, over! We're on our way!
 * Sandy- Okay, guys, they're on their way.
 * Icky- Thank goodness. I'm too young to be eaten by zombies. There are so many things in life that I haven't gotten to do!
 * Icky- (On phone) Hang on, I'll transfer your call!
 * Po- Uh, Shifu, why do these zombies look like the wolves?
 * Shifu- I have no idea.
 * Po- Well, let's just kick their butts, anyway! ('Kung-Fu-ee' ones battle zombies that look like wolves)
 * SpongeBob- (Galactic Federation ships appear in sky) Look, guys! They're here! (Space Police Cruiser flies down to Planet's ground)
 * Officer Raptor- Whoa! I don't think I'm paid to do something like THIS! (Gets inside van while blasting zombies that try to attack him) This is Galactic Federation police, where's the worm? (Sandy gives Officer Raptor worm inside a jar, Officer Raptor takes off with worm)
 * Grand Councilwoman- Alright, everyone, we've got the worm! Now quickly, let's prepare to use our experimental Planet T-Score disinfection ray on POI-SON.
 * Officer Raptor- (Comes in) Here's the worm, your highness.
 * Grand Councilwoman- Whoa! That was kinda fast. (Takes a good look at worm, and others around her faint, while a robot barfs metal gears) Ugh! That thing is repulsive! Well, let's get ready to fire up the T-Score disinfection ray. (Officer Raptor inserts worm inside slot, and worm gets disintegrated into pure DNA, and DNA gets sucked into the machine) Ready...FIRE! (Aliens fire ray, and ray lightens the planet in a bright-green glow, all zombies, and non-sentient animals on planet convert back to normal)
 * Jetstorm- (Now back to normal) Hey, I'm not a freak anymore!
 * Icky- Neither are they.
 * Iago- And the water is now clean. Except for all the dead worm bodies.
 * Hank (Now normal)- NO! YOU ACCURSED LODGERS!
 * Icky- Oh great, Frog Freak again. Only this time, he isn't a freak anymore.
 * Hank- You all ruined my ambitions! Just wait 'til i fix everything! I'll--
 * Rabbit- HEY! IT'S THAT FROG THAT TURNED OUR PEOPLE INTO FREAKS!
 * Lizard- GET HIM!
 * Hank- Oh, crap! AAAARRRRGH! (Runs away while angry mob chases him, and catches him) NO! Lemme go, you infernal normals! I said LET GO OF ME!
 * Buffalo- Looks like we're having frog legs for dinner.
 * Hank- But some of you are vegetarians.
 * Buffalo- You should worry about those of our people that aren't, froggy!
 * Sandy- (In van communication frequency) Thanks for your help, Councilwoman. Now, what would you like in return?
 * Grand Councilwoman- We'd like all the dead worms on the planet. They could prove to be useful. (Uses tractor beam to suck dead worms off the planet)
 * SpongeBob- Well, I guess our work here is done. Let's take the ponies home and get back to the Temple!
 * Devon- I couldn't agree more!
 * Icky- Uh, Grand Councilwomen? What do you want with the worms anyway? What exactly could you do with a million dead worms?
 * Grand Councilwoman- We'll put them to good use. We'll do some research on these worms, and find out what makes them tick. We'll eventually see what use they could be. Goodbye.
 * Icky- Bye...I guess. (Galactic Federation takes off)
 * Grand Councilwoman- (Watching footage of Trixie having her leg chowed on by the worm) Hmm, intriguing. (Shuts Holovision off) These worms are as impressive as I thought they would be. Never in my life have I seen a worm do such a mutating job like that. DRAETHOS?
 * Amoeba-like Alien- Yes, your highness?
 * Grand Councilwoman- I need you to take these worms in for genetic research. We need to learn the fascinating biology of these worms. And in time, who knows? They might be useful in the scientific and medical fields. And perhaps you could also invite Jumba to help us.
 * Draethos- Yes, mam! What should I call this project?
 * Grand Councilwoman- Well... Since these worms are very altering...let's call it....Project: Geneworm.
 * Draethos- Ooh, pretty catchy. Alright, your highness. Project: Geneworm it is.
 * Cella- Forgive me for questioning you, Mother, but aren't the worms the projects of a deranged mind?
 * Grand Councilwoman- Believe me, I know it is dangerous tampering with something that, if done in currently, could lead to disasterous results. But fear not, I am not gonna go around and used them to turn everyone into freaks, or anything of a similar agenda, rather, to see if they have the potential to be used for good. Like if there was something in their bodies that could be used for something that is good, that Hank, in his arrogance, simply overlooked.
 * Cella- Okay!... But promise me that the minute something goes wrong, let's never have anything to do with these worms again.
 * Grand Councilwoman- You have a good heart and a cautious mind, my dear. You are aware as well as I that these worms are a flawed projects of a deranged mind. Very well, the minute something goes wrong, they will no longer be worth looking at.

Epilogue
Dragon Temple Church Dragon Temple
 * Twilight- (She, her friends, and Private watch the Lunacorns together) Well, I must say, they sure do have a lot in common with us ponies.
 * Private- See?
 * Trixie- Uh, Merlin? Could you do me a favor and heal my leg for me? I feel like that worm dug a tunnel in my leg.
 * Merlin- Gross, but okay. (Heals up leg) There. Does that feel better?
 * Trixie- It sure does. In fact, it feels like it was just made.
 * Sandy- Well, girls, I think we should send yall' home now. And thanks for your help. I guess it's safe to say that that's the last we'll ever hear of Hank.
 * Jetstorm- Sparx? Do you wanna hear a joke Alister told me?
 * Sparx- Sure.
 * Jetstorm- Okay,...(Tells Sparx about Alister's 'Pee soup' joke)
 * Sparx- (Laughs) That's a knockout!
 * SpongeBob- Hey, Lord Shen? What ever happened to Jasmine and Alister?
 * Lord Shen- Oh, they're out doing some...chores
 * Ignightus- I pronounce this couple husband and wife! (Jasmine and Alister kiss)
 * Crocovore (now just Crocomile and reformed from evil and mutant nature): "I love a happy ending!"
 * the entire POI-SON population: "Us too!"
 * Celestia: "Shen, i must commend you for your brave actions today. So, i was wondering, if your not to busy, would you like to, have a nice quiet walk in the Temple parks?"
 * Lord Shen squiled in delight, then fainted for over-exsightment!
 * Celestia: "Does that happen alot?"
 * Spongebob: "No, usualy his eyes turned into giant hearts, then he faints."