Draconequui Wonderland

Draconequui Wonderland is the 9th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After an Equestrian mission goes on swimmingly, the Lodgers then discover that there is a small chaotic land outside the outskirts of the Draconequus homeland. Celestia and Luna don't seem pretty impressed that the Draconequui's magic has illegally appeared outside their homeland, so they send the Mane 6 and Discord to go in and investigate. When they reach the area, they find out it's not as chaotic as they thought. It actually looks like a theme park. Then, they meet the ones who created the place: 3 Draconequui brothers named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife. They were once followers of Tyranny until they learned the ways of King Wacky and Queen Pranks' peaceful routes, and followed them. The brothers actually decided to take their beliefs to the next level by thinking up a way of how to make ponies happy. The result: a magical wonderland theme park. The ponies seem okay at first, but then they discover that ponies keep going missing. Twilight seems worried at first, but when she is astonished that her disappeared friends return, they appear to be different. They are getting wild personalities, and have somehow gained Draconequui powers. Then, they slowly turn into Draconequui theirselves. The Shell Lodgers are called in to investigate, and after a long time of searching, they discover that Strife hasn't truely changed. He is still following the ways of chaos, and has been mind-controlling his brothers into helping him bring chaos back to Equestria. Will the Lodgers triumph, and save Twilight's friends from being as psychotic as The Mask? And as if that's not enough, a warped unicorn pony named Wicked Dark Blacken Heart, is actselly malmitulating Strife, who is normally the wise-cracking moron of the brothers, into even doing this at all, cause Wicked was a pony creation of Tyranny meant to force ponies into choas worship, but mysteriously vanished into obscurity after Tyranny's fall, but came back apawn Tyranny's second defeat, and soughts to restore Tyranny's ways of choas back into all Draconnquui by causing a serious international insodent litterally between the lands. Can Blacken Heart be stopped before she gets away with this?

Chapter 1: The Draconequui Wonderland
Equestria, during Springtime. Draconequua Discordia Tower Discord changed his voice and started to sing this. Stiff-Lips' office. Fluttershy's Cottage Twilight's Castle Draconequua Draconequua Palace
 * The Ponies were seen cleaning up snow as a familier song played.
 * Death Coffin was seen frowning as he watches this from Fluttershy's cottage......
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs), This was why I caused all this trouble back when I found that Keyhole to Equestria."
 * Discord popped up.
 * Discord: "Oh come now, Coffy, lighten up."
 * Death Coffin: "How can I? I had been dreading this day for two months since the Yakotaur insodent and I still can't help but to GRIMACE at the mortals being like this!"
 * Discord: "Would it help ease you through this day you oh so feared if I offer some hot Coco?"
 * Death Coffin: "..... You know I'm incapable to drink, idiot!"
 * Discord: "Oops, silly right. You don't have skin. Still, want one for the sake of it?"
 * Death Coffin: ".... Well I do need something to keep warm."
 * Discord: "Certainly. (Brings up Coco Pummel in a bikini) Here's you hot coco!"
 * Death Coffin: "What the- YOU IDIOT, I THOUGHT YOU MEANT HOT CHOCOLATE?!"
 * Coco: "I know. He does this every winter since he's been freed. I grown used to it."
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs as Discord teleported Coco back home).... At least, baring your girlfriend or when your family visits, give or take small exceptions, that you seem to be the only Draconquui in these parts."
 * Discord: "Well that's only because the rest of the world is too strict for the other Draconquui to really cope with. I should know. I've been turned into a Pigeon's bathroom convincene for violating these rules twice, and got reformed and got sentenced to community service."
 * Death Coffin: "Well I shudder on what others like you would be like."
 * Discord: You think THAT'D make you shudder? Try moving to Draconequua! We lived on an island for eons and have magic boundary laws. That's the laws I broke that got me to community service. Wanna go visit?
 * Death Coffin: No thank you!
 * Discord: Too bad, because you deserve a visit there.
 * Death Coffin: WAIT-
 * Death Coffin: (The two teleported there) DON'T! (Sees where he is.....) Oh no.......
 * Discord: DISCORD'S BACK HOME, BABYYYYYY!!! (Draconequui looked, gave him a mild wave hello and left)... AW, COME ON!!! WHERE'S THE FAN FARE OF YOUR PRINCE COMING BACK?!
 * Draconquui 1: "To be fair, since we all have omnipotent knowledge, you showing up isn't exactly a surprise."
 * Discord: "Well at least give me some dignifived respect for it!"
 * Seaconequus: (Rises from the water with others like him) Sorry! Fresh out of Dignity! How's about some Draconquui chaotic welcome instead? (He threw a wet slime ball as they laughed and dived)
 * Discord: Ugh, lousy Seaconequui! Their humor is LITERALLY wet!
 * Death Coffin: THERE'S MERFOLK VERSIONS OF YOUR KIND?!
 * Discord: DUH!? If there can be pony versons of merfolk, why can't there be one for Draconequui? You didn't think we were restricted to land, did you? Those guys terrorized underwater civilizations during the Chaos War. And as you can already tell, they are.... A work in progress of getting those guys to cool it with the humor, as one of them deminstraighted. As you know since one of my tea parties, we cannot live without being chaotic. So everydraconequus can be passive aggressive at best, jerks at worse.
 * Death Coffin: Just take me home! You've shown me enough.
 * Discord: Okay okay, Mr. Touchy Bones! I gotta meet my parents, anyway. I'd be tempted to fix winter in Ponyville with a snap of my fingers, and you KNOW how they don't like that.
 * Death Coffin: Unfortunately, yes! Most disrespectful to the gift of magic. Would it kill them to just use a quick spell to end winter as it should?
 * Discord: Look, it's best to let the successors of your kind to have their ways. Their founders never had magic. Perhaps it's best you don't go back. Remember what happened the last time you criticized their traditional preferences? Hint: It involved Sports and community service.
 * Death Coffin: "(Sighs). Fine. Fair enough. I'll see about distracting myself before I end up making something regretable again."
 * Discord: "Glad we have this talk. (Snaps his fingers and Death Coffin gets nabbed by a flying dog) TAKE THE BONES BACK HOME, SPOT!"
 * Death Coffin: "DID IT SERIOUSLY HAD TO BE A GIANT FLYING HOUND DISCORD?!"
 * Death Coffin started to rant as the flying dog flew away as Discord twindled his fingers good bye.
 * Discord: "Now, I wonder what mummy and daddy dearest had been up to?"
 * Discord: (He teleported inside to see his two parents in a meeting while in Mexican clothing and identical clones) OH, HELLO, MAMA AND PAPA! GUESS WHO'S BAACK?! (He played music on his trumpet as the parents are joyed while members of the royal court are annoyed)
 * Draconequus adivser: "Oh bother. So much for a productive day in the royal court."
 * Discord: "(Deadpan) Nice to see you too, Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips."
 * Stiff-Lips: "That tone CLEARLY sounds sarcastic and unamused, ergo, you are OBVIOUSLY not thrilled to see me."
 * Discord: "Well you did strong armed the council to put me in community service for 5 long years even when I had long reformed at this point."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Through his teeth scowling) It would've ended by now if YOU HAVEN'T HAD A HISTORY OF RELAPSING AND/OR CAUSING LAWSUITS?!"
 * King Wacky: "Oh come now, Stiff-Libs, don't be such a..... Well, stiff."
 * Queen Pranks: "He's obviously here for a quick visit. It won't interupt the latest debate in a minute."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Quietly) Ex-nay on the urrent ebate-say?!"
 * Discord: "Ohhhhhhhhhhh! You were debating on something?! (Turns into a news media member) Please tell us on Discord TV News of the latest of Draconequua politics today!"
 * Stiff-Lips was trying to jesture Discord's parents to keep quiet!
 * King Wacky: "Oh, well, we were discussing on whether or not we would allow a Draconquui Theme Park open outside of the island and into Equestria."
 * Stiff-Lips and the royal court did this enmass!
 * Discord: "(To a clone of himself holding a camera) You heard it here first on Discord TV News! And now here's Wally with the weather, Wally?"
 * A fat Draconequus: "IT'S HOT?!"
 * Discord: "And now our commerical break! (Turns back to normal) Ohhhhhhh! A Draconequui owned theme park for Equestria?! That's perfect!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well don't get too attatched to the idea, because a large chunk of the court agrees that such a prospect is too risky! Espeically if it's Tyranny's three former stooges who are in charged of the whole thing!"
 * Discord: "Oh why not, Stiffy? This could be our people's chance to get outsiders to understand why we appresiate choas like we do!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Discord, do not start an arguement you can't win!"
 * Discord: "(Head turns into Stiff-Lips' head) (Stiff-Libs' voice) Disocrd, do not start an arguement you can't win! (Head turns back to normal) See, that's what you sound like man, it's very annoying. An Articulate Jar Jar Binks is more tolerable then you."
 * Stiff-Lips got mad as his head turned into a train whisle and blows hard!
 * Stiff-Lips: "I AM NOT GONNA LET YOU SWAY THE COURT'S UNAMAMOUS AGREEMENT..... AGAIN?! FOR THE 90000000000TH TIME IN THE ROW?!"
 * Discord: "Hear me out on this, will you?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh please, don't tell me you expect people to suddenly go on board with this risky propsition just because-"
 * Royal Court Crowd: "HURRAH FOR THE THEME PARK?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... (Grabs Discord by the neck?!)......... Discord?! A WORD?!"
 * Discord: "..... (Gags), Sure thing, ya angry cobra-hooded mantis clawed killjoy!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "...... Discord..... Do I need, to remind you, of the royal peaking order?"
 * Stiff-Lips brings down a long chart!
 * Stiff-Lips: "There's your parents at the top, and myself. Then the regality of the court."
 * Discord: "Oh, and then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No. Then there's the commen folk. Then there's the riff-raff of socity."
 * Discord: "And, then there's me?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "No?! Then there's plants. There's rocks. There's Ground Whale Crap, THEN there's you!"
 * Discord: "...... HURTFUL?! But aren't I a prince?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You given up that right to be treated with respect when you followed Mayhem's exsample?! I mean, did you even realise who OWNS the Theme Park your song cohersed the court into approving?!"
 * Discord: "You said they used to work for Tyranny? So, mere lackies?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "NOT, ANY, MERE LACKIES, DISCORD?! IT'S TYRANNY'S TOP THREE?!"
 * Discord: "(Makes a surprised face)..... You mean.... They, own that awesome new theme park?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "YES YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Discord: "Yeesh! And I thought Shen was a grouch, but you, you would beat him for first place in the Total Grouch Contest 9 years in a row!"
 * Stiff-Lips: Thanks. Got it from my brother Grouch. AND HE WOULD BEAT SHEN 100 YEARS IN A DAMN ROW!!!! Seriously, Discord, do you EVER think? Do you know where this theme park is?
 * Discord: On your invisible balls?
 * Stiff-Lips: 10 YARDS OUTSIDE THE MAGIC BOUNDARY!!!! 10, MOTHER, F*****G, YARDS!!!!! THIS PARK IS BUILT OUT OF LEGAL BOUNDS!!!! THESE THREE HAVEN'T BEEN KEPT IN CHECK SINCE THEIR MASTER WAS FREED, THEN REFORMED!!!
 * Discord: Yes, buuuut, remember that said law also says that chaos magic can only be used via request. And what's that I hear? (He magically made his ear larger) EVERYDRACONEQUUS OUT THERE'S IN A FRENZY! And whether it happened before or after is irrelevant. You can't deny Mischief and his boys can build a good park. They're among the many Draconequui whose imagination HAS imagination.
 * Stiff-Lips: It's STILL illegal, Discord! It's unlicensed, and unworthy of a license. Do you have ANY idea what the three have been up to since Tyranny?
 * Discord: I was turned to stone for most of my life, sooooo, no. Enlighten me, S***-Lick!
 * Stiff-Lips: "That's the trouble!? They were off the rader for a good long time?!"
 * Discord: "Buuuuut, that doesn't seem to suggest that they did anything harmful."
 * Stiff-Lips: "But it IS suspitious! Those three could very well be up to something, and you pretty much allowed their mysterious plan to evade strutanity! From us anyway!"
 * Discord: "Oh come now, the fact that those three built a theme park and not something over the top like, oh I don't know, a super-weapon or something, shows that they're not up to anything."
 * Stiff-Lips: "....... I regretably have to admit that you're correct on this. A theme park is hardly the hallmark of sinister.... Barring the instinces of those "evil carnival" arcade shooting rail games."
 * Discord: "You mean like "CarnEvil" and "Fright Fearland"?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Infamously good exsamples. But that doesn't mean I don't want to be cautious here! And since your respondsable for savatoshing our people's own legal actions, I am asigning you to the task of monitoring those three! I want you to make sure those three really aren't up to anything, and to report to us if they are."
 * Discord: "And what do I get out of this?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "You succeed..... You will see your community service to be redused and shorten. And you'll be treated like a proper prince once more."
 * Discord realises this and gets giddy about this!
 * Stiff-Lips: "HOWEVER...... Fail........ And not only will the service incrise TEN THOUNDSON FOLD, but, Fluttershy will be deemed inacciquite to keep you in line, and you will be asigned to the most strictest reformer in the lands!"
 * Discord made a cartoonishly scared face as he imagines to be either being with Ms Harshwinny, Equestrian Cinch, or even a Lord Shen Pony.
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... So, have I made myself, clear?"
 * Discord:... You know what? By dragging Fluttershy into this when it wasn't needed, I say no deal! I'd rather be dangled over a pool of snarks than accept a deal like that! You should be ashamed of yourself, good sir! I'm directing THIS mission to the best ones around. I'll do this without your deal. Me, Fluttershy, her friends, AND the Lodgers will check out this park. You don't like that? You can lick my ******* ****** ************!! Good day to you, sir! (He teleported away)
 * Stiff-Lips:... That sniveling piece of Jabberwocky s***!!! WHO, DOES HE THINK HE IS?!
 * Europony band: "DISCORD?!"
 * Stiff-Lips snaps the band away!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Sighs)..... Choas magic can take you too litterally sometimes."
 * Discord: (Fluttershy was delightfully humming while taking care of her animals until Discord teleported in angry and brewing with chaos magic that altered anything unneeded and didn't affect anything needed as Fluttershy panicked comically and it all stopped when he slammed the door)
 * Jerry:...... HOLY PELLETS! WHAT GOT SHOVED UP HIS BUTT?!
 * Fluttershy:... I don't know. But I'm worried to find out. (They entered the cottage to see that Discord had warped it into a chaotic wonderland)... Oh my!
 * Discord: Fluts? Is that you? (He changed everything back to normal) Did I come by at a bad time?
 * Fluttershy: Is there something you want to tell us?
 * Discord: Yes, I just wanted to talk to my one and only true friend about it. Turns out some former peons of Tyranny are building a theme park 10 yards outside Draconequua. One particular jerkwad wanted me to do it and stroked his own hate boner by saying that if I failed, I'd have community service extended thousand fold, AND would have to leave you for a stricter pony. OF ALL THE NERVE!!!
 * Fluttershy: Goodness!
 * Discord: Darn right goodness! So I decided 'No, screw you, s***-lick, I play by my own terms and I'm bringing Fluttershy, her friends, and the Lodgers to investigate this park'.
 * Jerry: Wisest decision you've made so far. Even Latifier knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Discord: So you know what this calls for? (His back scales were glowing)... I can certainly say your magic map does. (Fluttershy's cutie mark glowed)... WE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE, DEAR FLUTTERSHY!! (He grabs her with her cheeks squished) THE DISCORD SIGNAL IS LIT!!! SO LET'S GO, MY CUTE PONY WARD!! (They teleported away)
 * Twilight:... The map's calling us to... Draconequua?
 * Applejack: Oy! Just what I needed to interrupt me during Winter Wrap-Up! A friendship mission in the land of a thousand Discords.
 * Starswirl: If it's coming from his homeland, it must be serious.
 * Starlight: No kidding. We haven't been there that often.
 * Pinkie: "Well that's because Draconequua rarely has serious problems even dispite being a land of choas."
 * Rarity: "Well I would image that it's because that place is too chaotic for any threat or problem to set foot there."
 * Flash Magnus: "Welp, looks like a would-be problem had defelupted some balls to show up there."
 * Twilight: "Then I guess it means it's time to pay Salty a visit again."
 * Rainbow Dash: "But don't we now have an Airship from the Magmatacus adventure?"
 * Twilight: "Yes, but it's Seagall Dragon and Pteragull Seasons."
 * Rockhoof: "Ugh, Seagull Dragons are one thing, but Pteragulls? Those prehistoric wing terrors are a pain!"
 * Spike: "Also not helping that Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls are fierce rivals when it comes to terratory. Those freaky avians would have an arial dog fight with eachother."
 * Mistmane: "Even more so since it's now the mating season of both of those creatures."
 * Meadowbrook: "So in otherwords, not a good time for flying."
 * Somnambula: "I just realised, where is Fluttershy?"
 * Discord: (He teleported in with Fluttershy) Here she is! And guess who the map's calling as well? (Showed his glowing scales)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Of course!
 * Discord: And fortunately, you don't have to look aimlessly and do it alone. I mean, the map may say only those who glow can go, but it doesn't say anything about the Lodgers not joining the party, does it?
 * Fluttershy: He came at my cottage angered because he was crossed when being told about the mission. The one who told him specified a bet saying he had to leave me for new extended community service if he lost.
 * Rainbow Dash: Wow! D*** move. Props to Discord for not accepting it.
 * Starswirl: What exactly is the mission, then?
 * Discord: Well, Tyranny had three stoogey peons named Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife, who you may better remember as the guys that brought you Fem Fatala, who they just opened an exciting new theme park.
 * Pinkie: (Gasps comically)... REALLY?!
 * Discord: Really really! The problem is, it's unlicensed and built 10 yards outside the legal magic boundaries of Draconequua. We don't know what the three have been up to since Tyranny, I mean, sure they reformed from being Tyranny's stooges like everyone else, but problem is, we don't know how dedicated each of them are to the concept, or if at least one of them is prone to serious relapses. But given this map's sending us there, we're gonna find out, baby! Good ol' Discord finally gets a friendship mission! Maybe I'll finally get my own seat in the round table.
 * Twilight: Don't bet on that, Discord. Your a long road paved by relapses away before you can even get THAT far. Let's contact the Lodgers.
 * Discord: No need! (He snaps and teleports the surprised Lodgers to them)
 * Icky: WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!?
 * Lord Shen: "..... Ya know Discord, you're lucky you teleported us here AFTER we managed to stop Dr. Crocapus and his mutantive agenda, or else I would scold you a storm for interupting a mission!"
 * Flash Magnus: "Dr.... Crocapus?"
 * Icky: "Assentually a fanboy of Hank the mutant frog, but actselly AN EXTREME improvement with the mutantion skills by a long run, like, a football statium long run! The guy was close to building a super lazer space station that can enable him to turn entire planets into mutants! Fortunately, we trashed his plans before he got that far!"
 * Flash Magnus: "..... You lougers know some WEIRD people."
 * Icky: "Just wait until you met the rest of our villain roster."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh, great, another mutant nut. Is he gonna come after Celestia too to use her Alicorn DNA to make his mutants stronger?"
 * Iago: "Oh don't worry. He's a respectful fanboy to Hank in that he does his own thing. Also, he acknowledges that it was a clearly failed plan."
 * Lord Shen: "Back on the topic at hand! This BETTER have a good reason, Discord!"
 * Discord: "Oh calm down now, Shenny boy! It very well does have a good reason. Now, you guys remember Fem Fatala, yes?"
 * Squidward: "Oh no, don't tell either one of our enemies or some crazed mad doctor has gotten to her and is trying to restore her to being a chaotic lesbian bat again?"
 * Gazelle: "Wait, Fem who-now-a?"
 * Discord: Long story. But no, it doesn't involve her, thank Gods! It actually involves her creators. They've built a theme park.
 * Mushu: Oh, really? And why is that such a problem?
 * Discord: Why don't you grow some patience, tiny? It's not like it'd kill you like YOU had Fa Ming killed.
 * Mushu: Oh, sure, bring THAT up!
 * Discord: The park is built outside my homeland's legal boundaries and we don't know what Mischief and his boys are thinking.
 * Lord Shen: Sounds like a legitimate concern. One can only guess how seriously reformed three of Tyranny's former stooges are.
 * Icky: "Well they didn't show up to help Tyranny out. That proves that they're not still dicks."
 * Lord Shen: "But they also didn't helped us out, NOR gave a prior warning about Fem Fatala!"
 * Sandy: "Well based on this theme park thing, it's likely they were too caught up on it in that they forgot about Fem Fatala and didn't think Tyranny would come back."
 * Lord Shen: "A fair point. But it's not like they wouldn't've been able to know about it, since they're litterally capable to automaticly know about things like how Discord does it!"
 * Discord: "Ahh, but they also know that Equestria has capable heroes, so their involvement would've been the pinitcale of redunency."
 * Twilight: Well, we'd better go find Salty and get to Draconequua.
 * Boss Wolf: Why not take the airship?
 * Discord: Bad idea. This is the part of the year when the Seagull Dragons and Pteragulls go nuts on each other hunting for food in the same territory. Also their time of mating, so males epsiecally are even rougher then usual. Plus killing each other spills blood into the sea and gets the blood-sucking neunauges to mass wilder than a school of piranhas. And their shrieks are twice as ear-rapey than before. So, by extention, talking to Salty is a bad idea too.
 * Twilight: "Rats."
 * Rarity: Then how in Celestia's name do we- Why am I asking a question I already know the answer to?
 * Discord: Bibbidy, bobbidy...
 * Discord: BOO! (He teleported everyone there) See? All you had to do was say please. Wasn't really hard for you friendship worshippers.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, given that you didn't exactly teleported our van with is, at least it saved us the trouble of coming here."
 * Icky: "And from having to put up with seagull hybrids and lampreys too."
 * Duke: "Okay, so what's the first step of finding this theme park?"
 * Gazelle: "(Sees Draconequus' evioment)..... I feel like we're already in a theme park."
 * Rarity: "I take it it's your first time here?"
 * Gazelle: "Well, yes, cause, it looks like your people really went out to town in this place Discord."
 * Discord: "Well since it is the only place where we are allowed to us our magic, you can just tell we REALLY got creative here. Now, do wisely stay close to me. Draconequua's wildlife can be more zany then us and be a real day spoiler if your not careful."
 * Duke: "Depends, what can we expect here?"
 * Discord: "You know Cobra's Jabberwocky? Well, we have those here, though smaller in comparison and unsentient, but they have an attitude worse than a mother-in-law, along with the likes of Bandersnatch, Jub Jub Birds, Flamemingos, mythical echidnas and python, Asags, Anzû, Illuyanka, Medusas, Rakshasa, Furies, Apeps, Guabancexes, Juracáns, Tannins, Lotans, Unhcegilas, Sets, Phookas, Ibong Adarnas, Nues, Mome Raths, Taniwhas, Boojums, Snarks, Jabbers, Borogoves, Toves, Manxomes, Raths, Pogo Stick Insects, Spy-ders, And the apex of them all...... Tacodiles?!"
 * Pinkie:... Can you say all that again in English?
 * Icky: "Tacodiles?... Ya mean, like as seen from "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2?"
 * Discord: "Ehhh, some features are different, but yes. The Tacodiles hail from the Foodlands in Draconequua. Our land is like the Galopagos if it was given chatoic steriods! Alot of new creatures are discovered here every day!"
 * Twilight: "I would imagine that Gaia Everfree would need to look into that."
 * Iago: "So, are the food-beast wildlands also like the setting of CWACM 2 too?"
 * Discord: "Give or take some obvious changes, but yes. All the other 'Non-English animals' you'll need to look up in the Equestrian Beastery to get a pretty good idea what they can do and what they're like."
 * Lord Shen: "And just when I thought this place couldn't get weirder."
 * Discord: When it comes to Draconequua, it AAAAAAAAALWAYS gets weirder....... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALWAYS!!!!... Always!
 * Lord Shen: Are you quite done?
 * Discord: "..... Yes."
 * Lord Shen: Good, now let's-
 * Discord: Always!
 * Lord Shen: AW COME ON!!!
 * Discord: Have a laugh, will you? Let's go! (The group walked off)
 * King Wacky and Queen Pranks were seen walking down as they are bothered by the press and reporter Draconequui.
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Arrvies) No flash photograthy! You'll get your stories when the King and Queen see fit! (The trio got out of the mob and left)..... Oh, bother! Confound the popperazzi!"
 * Queen Pranks: "You know Stiff, we still think you pushed Discord too hard with that threat of taking away Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Oh come now, your majusty, I meant that with the best of intentions. I figured that along side the promise of a shorten community service sentence, he would be motivated to give a deeper look onto that trio!"
 * King Wacky: "Well saying he won't be allowed to see Fluttershy again if he doesn't give the results YOU desire was a bit much. She's the one who reformed him, of course he's gonna take that the wrong way."
 * Stiff-Lips: "I wasn't asking for a Misison Impossable kind of assignment, it was a MERE spying mission onto that theme park the trio are making! I would've taken either result of whether or not those two were up to something."
 * King Wacky: "There's also the matter of you trying to bribe a council sentence you don't nessersarly have athority in. So, who's to say you would've made good on either shortening it or making it longer and taking away Miss Fluttershy?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Well, not the sentence itself, but I can enfluence the councilers to see things different when I see fit. My darling Decidive Demand is head council mistress after all."
 * Queen Pranks: "Still, you owe Discord an apology for making such a thing."
 * Stiff-Lips: "You know, your son doesn't exactly appresiate me either way, an apology won't change that."
 * King Wacky: "Well you are the guy that got him into community service to begin with and made him the lowest in the Draconequui pecking order, so how was he supposed to respect you after that? I mean, at least have the modesty to say sorry."
 * Stiff-Lips: "Ughhhh. Fine. I'll see if I can modify the deal that doesn't, offend him as much. I'll still give him a shorter sentence if he succeeds, but he fails, it remains un-altered, but he has to away from Fluttershy for 10-weeks."
 * King Wacky: "Too long for Discord. 10 weeks will be like 10 thousand years for him without Fluttershy."
 * Stiff-Lips: "..... 9 weeks?"
 * Queen Pranks:... You're just trying to rat your way into forgiveness, aren't you?
 * Stiff-Lips: Oh, what do you want from me? This is Discord we're talking about.
 * Discord: (He pushed down the doors with the heroes as one of the doors crashed right into Stiff-Lips) Helloooooooooooooooooo!!
 * King Wacky: Oh, he's back! Hey, son!
 * Queen Pranks: So, Stiff-Lips? You have something to say?
 * Stiff-Lips' eyes twitched and started to snarl angerly as he took the crashed door off of him.
 * Discord: No need to have him apologize, mom! He's just too mean for an apology to work.
 * Stiff-Lips:... I TOLD YOU!!!
 * Discord: Everyone, meet Grand Vizor Stiff-Lips! (Icky and Iago snickered) The one who got me in community service in the beginning AND the bane of my reformation!
 * Stiff-Lips: I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB AND ENFORCING THE LAW!!!!
 * Discord: Too bad, you suck at enforcing the law! SUUCK!!! (He throws a hot dog at him, splattering hot dog covers onto him)... Suck!
 * Stiff-Lips: (Sighs) You can see why he's the bane of MY CAREER!
 * Twilight: To be fair, you did push him too far.
 * Fluttershy: And you try to take me from him? You do know I'm the one who reformed him, right? You take that from him, you're asking him to be evil again.
 * Stiff-Lips: Here's some fine print for you! You're only his friend because Celestia asked you to reform him, AND she technically used an ethically questionable tactic to get to you by manipulating him with your kindness.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I am NOT having that argument again! What, did you want me to use, oh I don't know, ANOTHER ETHICALLY QUESTIONABLE REFORMING SPELL?!
 * Twilight nerviously laughs at that.
 * Stiff-Lips: WE DO SPELLS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!! YOU EVEN KEPT A PROMISE NOT WORTH KEEPING!!! HE PROMISED TO UNDO HIS ACTIONS IN EXCHANGE FOR YOU GIVING UP YOUR ELEMENT, AND WHEN HE DOESN'T KEEP HIS PART, YOU STILL DO?! WHY SHOULD YOU KEEP YOUR END IF HE DOESN'T?!? You want to know the truth? Maybe I don't trust you with Discord.
 * King Wacky: STIFF!
 * Stiff-Lips: YEAH I SAID IT!! Scold me for being a douche bucket! Give me your worse! But be honest, would you scold her for making a choice of letting a menace roam free?
 * Fluttershy angerly growled like a chewawa and bucked Stiff-Lips in the crotch!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED TOM SCREAMS?!)"
 * Alex/Po: "OHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Marty: "Right in the batteries!"
 * Stiff-Lips fell down kneeling in pain!
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCH VOICE) MY FAMILY JEWELS?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE THE KIND PASSIVE ONE?!"
 * Icky: "Dude, just because Fluttershy isn't much to actively pick fights, that doesn't mean she'll take people's bullshit! Espeically not crap like that!"
 * Fluttershy: "NOW APOLOGIES, MISTER?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) OKAY, OKAY, I'M SORRY?! I'M SORRY?! OHHHHHHHH-HO-HO-HO?!"
 * Discord: "..... So, do you still doubt her abilities to keep me in line?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched voice) Not, after that display! Owwwwwwwwwww?!"
 * King Wacky: ".... Wow. Celestia sure knows how to pick'em.... Now uh, Stiff..... You said you been trying to modify the deal abit?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(High-Pitched) Yes! The new fail penality is that the sentence remains unaltered, and you will be away from Fluttershy for 9- (Fluttershy stared sternly at him)......... 5 weeks. The success reward is the same as always. A shorten Community Service Sentence."
 * Discord: ".... Well, it was too late even if you didn't scold Fluttershy. I still say no! I don't trust you anymore than I trust my own brother. You're not worth the sentence. I'm doing this not because you told me to, but because the MAP does. You can instead have fun healing your balls and your broken hate boner after that!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Weezes in pain)....."
 * Fluttershy: "...... Did I hit him too hard?"
 * Icky: "Hooves naterally hit very hard, Flutters. That guy would be in pain either way."
 * Some medical Draconequui showed up with a stretcher.
 * Medical Draconequui 1: "..... Okay, who did Stiffy upset this time?"
 * Squidward: "Something like this happened to him before?"
 * Medical Draconequui 2: "You would be amazed how many Draconequui this guy has pissed off."
 * Fluttershy: He said he didn't trust me with Discord.
 * Medical Draconequus 1: (Sighs) Does he ever learn? (They took him away)
 * Discord: Well good riddance! If he thought I'd accept a deal from a douche bucket like him and suck his now-broken hate boner, he's much loonier than everydraconequus here! Even Mayhem knew there's some bets you just don't take.
 * Queen Pranks: Wise decision, son.
 * Discord: I know, I'm awesome! Now yes, I know I am passing off a chance to have this community service sentence reduced, but no amount of that and a chance to be treated with better respect is worth risking Fluttershy. (He and Fluttershy hugged).
 * Lord Shen: "..... So, about this Theme Park?"
 * Discord: Heck yeah! Thanks for everything, you two, I just came to both be a good son AND spit in Stiff-Lips' face. OFF TO... WHATEVER THE THREE CALLED THEIR THEME PARK!!! (They teleported away)
 * King Wacky:... I'm so proud of him.
 * Queen Pranks: Me too!

Chapter 2: Mischief, Maleficence, and Strife
Theme Park This music played as crazy surreal entertainers popped up, joined by three different bodied Draconequui!! After the song. Cutaway Present Draconequui Wonderland Haunted Castle. Inside the castle. Treasurery. Underwater Graveyard. Caverns. Hunter's room. Main Castle Lobby! Haunted Castle Enterence. The Heroes Location Pinkie reacted like in this video. Rainbow's Location. Simulated Adventure. Pinkie's Location Rarity's Location Applejack's Location
 * Crowds of Ponies and other creatures were seen at the park.
 * A purple-eqsed Hippogriff, A Blue-yellow-parrot colored griffin, a light blue changeling, and an oranged young dragon were seen with silluetted parents.
 * Griffin: "..... Yo, Streams. Think they're open yet?"
 * Hippogriff: "I already told you 10 times, Gallus. I don't know."
 * Changeling: "Well, um...... I should probuly mention that I won't be able to try the fast rides. I get super quesy."
 * Griffin (Gallus): "What a surprise that your a wuzz, Ocellus. That's why I'm the leader."
 * Dragon: "Tch. You couldn't even lead a flea circus."
 * Gallus: "Oh, is that a challnage, Smoldy?"
 * Dragon: "Will you cut it out with the nicknames!"
 * Gallus and the dragon started arguing!
 * Ocellus: "Oh no, Silverstreams, they're at it again."
 * Silverstream: "Gallus, Smolder, knock it off! (The duo stopped)..... How's about that we enjoy ourselves for once and not get ourselves entangled in arguements?"
 * Gallus: "Smoldy started it!"
 * Smolder: "Did NOT!"
 * Silverstream: "I mean it!"
 * The duo finally ceased and stopped.
 * The Gate was seen opening.
 * Voice: "LADIES AND GENTLE-MALES OF EVERY SPIECES?! WELCOME TO A THEME PARK UNLIKE ANYTHING YOU EVER SEEN BEFORE?! BEHIND THIS GATE IS A PETRE DISH OF DELIGHT, FUN, FANTASY AND SURREALISUM?! YOUR EVERY WISH IS OUR DEMAND, (Quick talk) Depending on legal requirements, (LOUDLY) YOUR EVERY WHIMISCAL DESIRE BROUGHT TO LIFE?! BUT BE WARNED?! THERE'S ALWAYS A PRICE.... OF ADMISSION?! YOUR WALLETS ARE GARRENTIED TO BE VERY SLIM AT THE END OF THIS PARK?! BUT I ASSURE YOU, IT'S PRETTY WORTH IT?! WELCOME TO DRACONEQUUI WONDERLAND?!"
 * Silverstream: "WHOOOOA?! THIS IS AMAZING?!"
 * Gallus: "Now THAT'S more like it!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm not sure if they're following theme park safety regulations."
 * Smolder: "It's a theme park owned by Draconequui, what did you expect?"
 * The Guests go right into the park.
 * First Draconequus: "...... Brothers, that went exactly as rehersed."
 * Second Draconequus: "(Blabbers like Rico)."
 * 3rd Draconequus: "Oh thank gods that was over with. Those dance routines exhausted me."
 * First Draconequus: Oh, don't be a downer, Strife! These folks have been through who knows what to get here, why not give them the courtesy?
 * Third Draconequus (Strife): Because they're all gonna laugh at my trunk? (The second Draconequus did so until Strife turned his body inside out and he screamed and panicked comically)
 * First Draconequus: Strife? What did we say about bullying Maleficence?
 * Strife: He brought it on himself.
 * First Draconequus: He didn't know any better!
 * Strife: I'm done letting that excuse cut him some slack. He needs to learn courtesy.
 * First Draconequus: Well aren't we ironic?
 * Strife: "Can you not sass me now?"
 * First Draconequus: (Sighs) Strife, you need to respect the mental.
 * Strife: WE'RE ALL MENTAL, MISCHIEF!!!! WE'RE DRACONEQUUI!!! BEING MENTAL IS WHAT WE DO!!!
 * Mischief: "Fair point, bur poor Maleficence is more mental then the standerd. The least you can do is not be so harsh on him."
 * Strife: "Well maybe if he behaives more maturely, I MAY consider it!"
 * Mischief:... (Sighs) What am I gonna do with you?
 * Strife: Get off my back is what you're gonna do!
 * ???: OHHH, MIIIISCHIIIIIIIEEEEEEFFFFFFF!!!
 * Strife: The junk?
 * Mischief: (As Discord and the others appeared)... Ahhh, Prince Discord!
 * Strife: Or should we say FORMER Prince Discord.
 * Discord: Oh, sure, drop that safe at the start.
 * Mischief: Well, Discord, it's not hard to get hit in the head with. I hear your criminal record includes torturing innocent pony civilians, violating the Draconequus Magic Border Line, and lots of other crap I don't wanna go on about. Sooooooooooo, I'll have to give you a cavity search. (Turns Discord around, while also placing a giant censor sign over where Discord's butt is going to me) For decentcy' sake. (Takes many large things out of Discord's butt) Rubber chicken, tuba, anchor, mallet, pepper... Celestia's tail? (Shen's eyes cartoonishly engorged with a glass shatter sound effect)
 * Discord: Huh? I always wondered where her old tail went.
 * Lord Shen: "YOU STUFF HER OLD TAIL UP YOUR ASS?! WHY YOU, STUPID ABOMINATION!!!" (He pounces on Discord and starts to beat the crap out of him)
 * Mischief: Yikes!...... Awk-word....
 * Strife: Tell me about it. In fact, you missed one. (Pulls out a picture) A picture of Shen and Celestia kissing.
 * Shen: WHAT?!
 * Mischief: Uh-oh!
 * Lord Shen: (He snatches the picture of him and Celestia kissing) MY PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA ON OUR 2015 DATE DURING CHRISMAS?!? YOU SONOFABITCH!!!
 * Mischief: Geez, I figured you had a sense of humor. After all...YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HER!!! (Laughs)
 * Icky: You got that from The Mask!
 * Mischief: So what if I have, you little turkey? (Turns Icky into a turkey, eats him, and pulls him out of Lord Shen's robe)
 * Icky: "...... (Pulls in Me and MSM as our cartoon avatars) WHAT, THE, FUCK, WAS THAT SHIT?!"
 * Scroopfan: ".... MSM'S IDEA, NOT MINE?!"
 * MSM: NO, IT WAS YOURS!! I DON'T USE QUOTATION MARKS AND HAVE BAD SPELLING AND GRAMMAR!!! I DID THE CAVITY THING BUT YOU BROUGHT US INTO THIS!!!
 * Scroopfan: "OH DON'T START WITH THAT CRITICISING CRAP AGAIN?!"
 * Icky: "...... (Throws me and MSM back into our offices in an angry grunt!) THE S*** I PUT UP WITH IN THIS SERIES?!"
 * Mischief: (Then he appears as a cop) Lord Shen, you're under arrest for shoplifting a forth-wall breaking meta turkey from a store. (He and the others laugh as he turns Icky back into his normal self again) Gosh, ain't I a stinker?
 * Lord Shen: You'll be dead if you pulled a trick like that again!!
 * Strife: He's immortal! (Through his trunk) IDIOT!!!
 * Fluttershy: Not to illnesses or magic theft.
 * Strife: Besides the point.
 * Lord Shen: "MY POINT STANDS?! YOU PULL NONSENSE LIKE THAT AGAIN, I'LL REALLY LET YOU HAVE IT?!"
 * Maleficence: "Blah-blah? (Pulls out a bowling ball and throws it!)"
 * Patrick: "(Turns into a bowling pin) YAAAAAAAAAAA- (Gets hit as he turns into bowling pins as an X appears. The Bowling ball falls ontop of Patrick, striking him again and showing another X)."
 * Spongebob: "You okay Patrick?"
 * Patrick: "FINLAND?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... THAT TEARS IT?! I CHALLNAGE YOU THREE INTO A DUEL?!"
 * Strife: Look, are you going to trunk around or are you going to tell us why you're here?
 * Boss Wolf: Yeah, Joseph Merrick here has a point.
 * Strife:...... (Grabs Boss Wolf and dones an angry expression).... Refer me to Joseph Merrick again, and I'll make a monkey come out of your ass... With a gun... And some grenades... With a blackbelt in Kung Fu!
 * Monkey: Am I supposed to be insulted by that? I'm pretty sure it's BW you're supposed to insult.
 * Maleficence: WHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!?
 * Skipper: WHERE DID YOU-?!
 * Maleficence: WHOOO DOGGIE, look at that!
 * Rainbow Dash: Er... Which one of us is he referring to?
 * Maleficence: (To Gilda) Nice butt!
 * Icky: Are you talkin' about MY girl, boy?
 * Maleficence: Oops. (Icky tries to punch him, but they cartoonishly switch places and Icky suddenly gets punched by him) Hahaha! Right back at ya'! (Chuckles)
 * Icky: I hate this asshole.
 * Maleficence: (Blushing bashfully) Aw, gosh!!!
 * Icky:... Were you dropped?
 * Gilda: WHAT THE F***, ICKY!!
 * Mischief: He was, actually. Hard!
 * Maleficence: (Singing the Star vs. The Forces of Evil theme song chaotically)
 * Strife: If you can even CALL his birth being dropped. He fell through countless dimensions when he was pooped out.
 * Mushu: "That must've been some trip."
 * Strife: You have no idea. His birth was one of the weirdest a Draconequus can have.
 * Doctor Draconequus: It's a b- (Chaos magic fire burst out and then a baby Draconequus who opened a portal to endless surreal dimensions and went right back and landed in cartoonish pieces in a fashion like this)........ It's a boy.
 * Maleficence: (Barfs out confetti and balloons) WE ROCK!!!
 * Icky: "Yeesh. With how crazy the guy is, I'm surprised that the entire universe isn't already on fire at this point."
 * Mischief: He may be mental, I mean, compared to the rest of our kind, but he's well-tutored now. Isn't that right, Maleficence?
 * Maleficence: YEAH!!! (Magically gets a foam baseball glove, and cheers) YEAH!!!
 * Mischief: So... What brings you here, Discord?
 * Discord: "Well, I hate to be a killjoy, I mean, I'm by all means am for what you guys are trying to do here otherwise, but, I'm afraid this theme park violated a few rules about how your not allowed to have chaotic elements outside of the boundery."
 * Mischief: "Say no more, I get what you mean. By all accounts, we do intend to have the legel issues resolved. We just want to do a test run to see if the park works. I mean, keep in mind that we have been working on our park for years."
 * Trixie: "How long?"
 * Mischief: "Since late 2013."
 * Pinkie: So nearly 5 years then? And you said 2013? That's the exact same year Twilight became a princess.
 * Strife: Wow, most cowinidentical discovery much?
 * Mischief: So by all means, we intend to be as lawful as everyone else. We just need some support from customers outside Draconequua.
 * Discord: "And I'm all for that, it's just, Stiff-Lips had issues-"
 * Mischief: "Oh don't even get us started on that over-cautiously prick! He treats me and my brothers with very ill wills!"
 * Discord: "He's the bane of your existence too?!"
 * Strife: "He bothers you as well? Huh. I thought it was just us."
 * Discord: He thinks I'm only reformed due to poor planning. Accused Fluttershy of both manipulating me with her kindness like Mayhem did, AND for making AND keeping a promise not worth keeping.
 * Maleficence:... Duur, that's technically true.
 * Strife: Maleficence, shut up!
 * Mischief: Well, I can agree that a choice that effectively doomed the world is technically uncalled for, but, does it even matter at this point? Now, if ol' Stiffy needs to be assured that there is no danger in our lovely Draconequui Wonderland, then we are more then happy to show that it's more safer then it's surrealistic nature would suggest. How's about a tour, free of charge?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "I love tours! Espeically when it's free!"
 * Icky: "That's only because these guys know we mean business. It's more out of professional curtitcy then an actual business practice."
 * Mr. Krabs: "But still, I love free tours."
 * Strife: "Mischief, please tell me your not serious!"
 * Mischief: "Calm yourself Strife, it's only because we need to keep Stiffy from being an issue. Now, come this way. (He takes the entire group as Maleficence jumped up and down following them)....."
 * Strife: "..... (Quietly) She's gonna kick my ass for this. (Teleports off.)"
 * Silverstream, Gallus, Ocellus, and Smolder were seen at the enterence.
 * Gallus: "........ I bet it's not so scary."
 * Smolder: "Yeah, it's probuly nothing but a bunch of cheap jumpscares."
 * Ocellus: "I don't do so well with scary things."
 * Silverstream: "It's ok, Ocellus, it's only an attraction. None of the creatures inside is real."
 * ???: "True. (A Vulture Headed Draconequus in a long black cloak came in) But they are based on what you most feared, twisted with an added horror trope. That's because I laced the castle, with Nightmarium Christails. Only dark fantasies exist there...... I only permit the brave to enter, because only they can enter this building, with their sanity in tact..... Also because of park regulations. You seriously need to have courage to go in there without being trumatised."
 * Gallus: "Tch. Well I have PLENTY of that! So I get to have all the fun!"
 * Smolder: "I ain't scared of nothing!"
 * Ocellus: "I'll go in, if Silverstream can come."
 * Silverstream: "(Sighs), I may as well, to make sure THESE two (Points to Smolder and Gallus) don't break anything."
 * Draconequus: "You are all very brave children in the eyes of this old undertaker, Macabe. Enjoy yourselves, brave souls..... Just try not to scream too much.... It will only pleasure your nightmarish imaginations, (Laughs wickedly)!"
 * The four were abit un-nerved by Macabe's humor and walked into the castle.
 * A setting no less different then the ruins of the Castle of the Two Sisters were seen as the four walked in.
 * Gallus: "..... See guys? Nothing to be afraid of."
 * Silverstream: "As if. It is only a theme park hunted house, err, castle."
 * Ocellus: "It's only fake, it's only fake, it's only fake."
 * Smolder: "Tch. My grandpa's cave was scarier then this."
 * Gallus noticed a note on a lobby table, and picked it up.
 * Gallus: "(Reads) Welcome to Castle Blood E. Murdershire. (Speaks) REAAAAAAAAAL Original name there..... NOT! (Reads) Ages ago, this castle was once a place of beauty, majusty, a place that rivals Alicornia itself. Now..... It is a darken shame of it's former glory. You unlucky travelers have come here to collect the 4 lost relics, I.E. Prizes you came keep, hidden somewhere in the castle. Be warned. This place had a horrorable Nightmarium accsident, and now your worse fears rule this place. Collecting these treasures will prove your bravery. Failure to get them will forever label you a cowerd and forever a fearmongered slave of the castle. It will haunt you forever...... (Speaks) Hey, I'll give them credit for trying to give this dump a backstory."
 * Silverstream: "Well yeah, it gives the attraction it's own identity from so many other haunted, well, anythings."
 * Smolder: "Also..... SWEET PRIZES! No other haunted house/mansion/castle/whatevers have ever done that!"
 * Ocellus: "I'm, not sure if they're really worth it."
 * Gallus: "And what a cowinidence that it has 4 prizes. How's about we split up to cover ground and get these prizes?"
 * Ocellus: "Why can't we stay togather? It's never a good idea to split up in horror movies!"
 * Smolder: "Well good thing that this is real life, and that this place is a fake amusement park attraction! Calm down, ya big larva!"
 * Silverstream: "Hey, Ocellus' very sensitive, Smolder."
 * Smolder: "Whateves."
 * Gallus: "Point is, good thing the note is actselly a folded map of the castle. And that it high lighted some places perfect for us to go into. Silverstream, you go into the flooded indoor graveyard, Ocellus, you cover the castle caverns, Smolder, you got the hunter's room, and I scored the treasury."
 * Silverstream: "Doesn't that sound too.... Convinently fitting to our abilities?"
 * Gallus: "Oh, right. The note said that the haunted castle is magic so that it's settings are based on what we're good at, what we're used to, or what freaks us out the most. I skimmed that over because it wasn't part of the story."
 * Silverstream: "Ya could've read that too, doofus."
 * Gallus: "Aw cool your none existence panties, Sea Snooty! Try to have fun! (Flies off, as does Smolder)."
 * Ocellus: 'Wait, but, where are we suppose to find them?"
 * Silverstream: "(Notices a castle directory).... Luckly, we don't need the map nessersarly. The indoor graveyard is in the back, and the caverns are underneath. We'll agree to meet back here, okay Ocellus?"
 * Ocellus: "(Gulps). Okay."
 * The Duo split off and went their seperate ways.
 * Gallus kicked the door down!
 * Gallus: "YEAAAAAAAAAAH?! LIKE A BADASS?! (Sees a treasure simular to Griffinstone's treasures).... Oh mother bucking sweet! That baby looks like Griffinstone's lost golden cup thingie! This thing can TOTALLY restore our confidence! (Flies up and grabs it). Best, prize, ever.... Too bad about the lack of scares, though. (Leaves, but the pile of money began to fell down to reveil a large Armamasti Skeleton, as a red glow appeared in the eye)."
 * The Armamasti Skeleton loomed over the leaving Gallus, as he was shocked by this!
 * Armamasti Skeleton: "FILTHY FELINE AVIAN FREAK?! I STOLE THAT TREASURE FAIR AND SQUARE?!"
 * Gallus: "IT'S THE SKELETON OF THE ARMAMASTI THAT STOLE GRIFFINSTONE'S TREASURE?! WELL YOUR NOT HAVING THIS, BUTTHEAD?! (Flew off)"
 * The Large Skeleton roared as he chased after him!
 * Silverstream opened the door and saw that the indoor graveyard was underwater.
 * Silverstream: "...... It's a good thing my people can become seaponies, or this, would've been REEEEALLY difficult. (Jumps off and dives right in, triple flipping in the process) CANNONBALL! (Splashes in and becomes a Sea Pony) (Laughs), I love doing that! (Sees the prize looking like the pearl)..... Say, that kinda looks like Queen Novo's pearl. It's likely a fake recreation, but I'll give them props for accreacty. (Grabs the prize and leaves)."
 * Moans where heard.
 * Silverstream gasped!
 * Appearing from the water soaked grave was a stitched togather zombie Storm King, with an eye missing, horns croked, limbs in the wrong place, and his lower lip not connecting to the jaw bone.
 * Zombie Storm King: "POWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?!"
 * Silverstream: "AW YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?! A ZOMBIE STORM KING?! DIDN'T HE TURNED TO COAL OR SOMETHING?! (GOT OUT OF THE WATER AND OUT OF THE ROOM, AND FLEES AS THE ZOMBIE STORM KING BEGAN TO CLIMB OUT OF THE ROOM?!)"
 * Ocellus was nerviously flying across the castles caverns.
 * Ocellus sees something that looks like Chrysalis' throwneroom and there lies what looks like the christail heart.
 * Ocellus: "Ohh! Pretty! An accreate re-creation of the Christail Empire's trademark shorce of defence and love! (Picks it up) They really know how to make prizes! (Hisses were heard) YAAAH?! I knew this was too easy! (Flies backwords and bumped into the body of a familier figure, turned and freaked out to see Chrysalis with her chest broken up!) OH GREAT DESTENY?!"
 * Chrysalis: "(Coughs in pain)...... Save yourself, you pathic deserter. There's no more hope for me. I, I was infected by that, nasty thing besides you, (Ocellus looks to see a dead royal Facehugger and yelps), And now, a new queen of these..... Creatures are here! I, I wanted to make my own Xenomorth army so I can take back the Changeling race AND congure Equestria in a fell swoop with these creatures?!..... Guess Mang was right about those things..... If you wish to live, you miserable troglabyte, get out now, before that thing turns you into a host for a new generation of Xenos! Don't worry about me. The Leage, will resserect me... I don't see you with the same insurence plan. (Laughs weakly before dying out)."
 * Ocellus: "It's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake, it's all fake! (A shadow looms over him)..... (Turns to see a Xenomorth Changeling the size of chrysalis hovering before him, hissing!)...... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! (ZOOMS OFF QUICKLY, THE SCREECHING CREATURE PERSUING?!)"
 * Smolder entered a darken hunter's room and saw blades and mounted Mythic Creatures and Beings heads on the wall.....
 * Smolder: "Tch..... I see what they tried to do here. They're going for that disterbing shock value kind of horror. Tch. Unsubtile much? (Sees something that looks like Pred Judu Des' blade)...... Is that cheap shit suppose to be a recreation of Pred's blade? No doubt it's plastic. (Picks it up). I mean, I know the place is still new, but they have got to work on their (A door slammed open) WHOA?! (Looks to see a scarred up, demented, crazy eyed, blood-stained Pred Judu Des dragging what looked like the corpses of Gallus, Silverstream, and Ocellus in his hoof, holding a very large stainless but blood covered halblade)..... OH, GREAT, DRAGON GODS?! YOU.... YOU BASTURD?! YOU RELAPSED HORRORABLY AND KILLED MY FRIENDS, DID YOU?! WERE YOU TORTURED BY SOME CRAZED SLAYERS TO BE LIKE THIS?!"
 * Psyco Judu Des: "(BLUBBLERS LIKE MAD AS HE DROPPED THE CORPSES AND WEILDS THE BLADE!)"
 * Smolder: "..... I'll, take that as a hell yes. (Runs off screaming as the still gibberish screaming Psyco Judu Des was chasing her!) THIS CAN'T BE WORSE!"
 * Wicked Witch chackling was heard as the Sisters and Shade came flying in on brooms, dressed like steriotypical witches!
 * Smolder: "OH WHAT IS WITH THIS WIZARD OF OZ SHIT GOING ON HERE?! (Runs from the mob!)"
 * The Four ran into eachother with surprise!
 * Smolder: "GUYS?! YOUR ALIVE?! BUT I SAW THAT PRED KILLED YOU IN HAVING A HORRORABLE RELAPSE?!"
 * Silverstream: "GUYS, FOR SOME ILLOGICAL REASON, THE STORM KING CAME BACK AS A ZOMBIE EVEN WHEN HE WAS TURNED INTO COAL?!"
 * Ocellus: "CHRYSALIS DIED AND NOW THESE A CHANGELING XENOMORTH QUEEN AFTER ME?!"
 * Gallus: "GUYS, THE ARMAMASTI CAME BACK AS A SKELETON AND IS AFTER ME?! WE GOTTA TAKE OUR PRIZES AND BLOW THIS DUMP?!"
 * The four ran, but the four monsters, plus the witchifived sisters and Shade blocked their exit!
 * Silverstream: "They're not letting us leave!"
 * Gallus: "(Looks at the note)..... YOUR KIDDING ME?! WE HAVE TO DEFEAT THEM BY CONGURING AND/OR ADMITING OUR FEARS?! WHAT KIND OF ASOFT CRUD IS THAT?!"
 * Silverstream: "It means the castle won't let us leave until we congured our fears!"
 * Ocellus: "But that Xenomorth Chrysalis is horrorfying!"
 * Smolder: "I won't even come near the REAL Pred Judu Des, let alone that litteral steriotype come to life!"
 * Gallus: "And I'm not old enough to fight Armamastis! Those a-holes fight for keeps! We could lose our prizes! And it ain't no secret that the Storm King is what you Hippogriffs fear the most!"
 * Silverstream: "Just remember.... They're just our imaginations under the Nightmarium. Just don't let them make them afraid of you. You stop being afriad, they'll lose their existence!"
 * Ocellus: Why don't we just call it quits and dump these relics? No prize is worth this torture! It's just an attraction.
 * Gallus: Can you PLEASE not be a chicken right now? These guys are just nothing like the real deal. Watch. (Clears throat)... GIANT CERBERUS BEHIND YOU!! (The Arimaspi skeleton screamed and fell apart)
 * Silverstream:... Eh, I can't argue with that. (She stomped on zombie Storm King's foot as he screamed pathetically and disintegrated)... P***y!
 * Smolder: Hmmm... Look, Mara wants to have sex with you. (Pred turned in excitement and she knocked him out)...... Sucker.
 * Witch Chain: "OH NO?! WE'RE LOSING?! (The Witches retreated!)"
 * Smolder: "Tch, I didn't had to try hard with those dumb broads!"
 * Ocellus was wimpering before the Chrysalis Changeling Queen!
 * Gallus: "Aw come on you big worse, just turn into a Predator or something and fight it! You're a changeling!"
 * Ocellus realsied this!
 * Ocellus: "..... I forgot about that! (Turns into a teal colored Predator Warrior and does the trademark cry!)"
 * Ocellus began to do battle with the Chrysalis Xenomorth!
 * Smolder: "Go Ocellus, show that Ripply Scott Lawsuit waiting to happen some mannors!"
 * Gallus: "Kick her butt, Change-A-Ton!"
 * Silverstream: "You can do it, Ocellus!"
 * Ocellus: DIE!!! DIE YOU F****RS!!!! (Ocellus killed it and just kept stabbing it's corpse for 8 seconds)
 * Silverstream: Uh, Ocellus, I think it's dead.
 * Ocellus realises this and stopped.....
 * Ocellus: "..... (Laughs Embarrisly)...... Sorry. I get carried away.
 * Gallus: "Well your lucky that thing was just your imagination or your parents would so scold you for killing another living thing."
 * Smolder: "To be fair, Xenos are basicly parasites that can screw over a planet's race and spieces. Killing them is a matter of survival."
 * Silverstream: "Well, even then, they're still illutions, and I think it's fairly certain that we congured them."
 * Gallus: "ANNNNNND Scored these prizes! I mean, sure they're likely plastic, but at least it's quility plastic."
 * (Macabe): Oh they aren't just plastic. What's the fun in just getting a piece of garbage? They're containers of the REAL prize. You just have to open them.
 * Smolder: "Waiiiiiiit. They're just holders of the real prize?"
 * Silverstream got curious, and started to look at the pearl more closely.
 * Silverstream: "..... Wait a minute..... These things are containers. (Opens up the sudo-pearl to reveil candy, toys, and theme park VIP tickets for a prize corner) WHOA!"
 * Gallus: "Holy crud! Ya mean, these things are just, (Opens the cup in half to show the exact same thing) Holders for Candy, toys and tickets?!"
 * Ocellus opened up the sudo-crhistail heart to reveil a chocolate heart eminating love, which itself was a chocolate casing for more candy, toy prizes and tickets, as Smolder got the same thing, but the tickets were wrapped around the giant chocolate sword with the toys held onto it by the tickets.
 * Silverstream: "...... Ya know, I'd be alittle more disappointed, IF WE JUST DIDN'T GOT CANDY, TOYS, AND TICKETS FOR MORE STUFF?!"
 * Gallus: "Same here!.... Though I totally lost out on getting Griffinstone a new treasure."
 * Ocellus: "..... Whoaaa..... I congured my fear, and got rewarded for it. BEST ATTRACTION, EVER?!"
 * Smolder was cautious about the chocolate sword, then broke it in half, to find that it is felled with gems.....
 * Smolder: "Oh NOW we're talking!"
 * The Four charged out victorious and cheering!
 * Macabe: "Feel free to come back! The Haunted Castle would love to challnaged you kids once again with even better prizes."
 * Gallus: "We'll keep ya posted, Macabe! Right now, we're gonna spend our tickets!"
 * The four ran into a Draconequus clerk!
 * Draconequus: "Ya got tickets eh? Well you can also get even more for the REALLY good stuff by playing in my Arcade land! (Shows a littleral land of arcade games growing from the ground)! You can call me, Arcadic Jones! I got rail shooters, the kind of crud you would find in a cheap chldren's pizzaria, arcade legends, we're talking Donkey Kong, Pacman, ANNNNNND His extended family, Wreck-It-Ralth, House of the Dead, Primal Rage, MORTAL KOMBAT, Street Fighters of ALL flavors, Marvel VS. Capcom, and the ever infamous classic, Whack-A-Mole! And best part, each of them don't need coins to activate! You can litterally just press start like it was a console game and get playing!"
 * The four cheered and ran right in!
 * A Beautiful Mansion was seen as it was being ransacked by children!
 * An Animontronic Burgler: "Step up up, ya mugs and get to ransacking Sir Millionaire's million dollar mansion, the expendsive home of this miserable dirtbag right here, (Holds up a rag doll of a rich jerk in his hand), He was a filthy land baron corrupt oil tycoonist and corpreate jockey that treated us lesser folk poorly for the last time, now it's time to wreck his stuff! B.Y.O.B., Bring your own bats, cause it's time to wreck the place! And if any of you mugs are able to contain his family jewels, they're yours to keep!"
 * Lord Shen: "...... You SERIOUSLY have an attraction that lets children destroy an albeit corrupt richmen's home?"
 * Mischief: "I know, it's perfect! Children naterolly hate athority, so it's perfect!"
 * Lord Shen: "But aren't you worried about encouraging dilinquncy?!"
 * Mischief: "Oh don't worry, we written Sir Millionaire as an unlikeable person. It's not really dilequinency. It's justice."
 * Cynder: "He means if they would end up doing it to the homes of athority figures they don't like. Like, mean teachers, or enforcers that gave them some trouble, or even the grouchy neighter that didn't want them on their property."
 * Mischief: "Oh don't worry. That sign holds a disclaimer. (Points to a sign that reads: "Please not that Sir Millionaire is a fictional character and what you do on this attraction should not be how you deal with stern athroity figures in real life".)..... See? We're not reckless."
 * Icky: "But what if the children can't read or don't give two fucks about it?"
 * Mischief: Then that's their problem. (Shen got angry) PHAH! Take a joke, will you? They'll just see the guy's good side in the end and not do anything like that. Trust me man, everything here is thought out.
 * Lord Shen: Whatever you say.
 * Mischief: Now, how about we kick this off with some standup from yours truly?
 * Pinkie: You perform improv?
 * Mischief: I like being funny, and I like being silly. I'm a child at heart, really!
 * Pinkie: Hey, ponies say the same thing about me. Small world.
 * Strife: Please, his jokes are amateur.
 * Mischief: Oh, like you can do better.
 * Strife: Oh, oh, you want me to make you laugh? Fine! BIIIILLLLAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!!! (Multiple Lodgers laugh, and Strife grins happily) Works every time. The key is saying the word 'laugh' in a comedic manner.
 * Mischief:... Oh, Strife, there's more to comedy then just saying silly sounds.
 * A Lazer swooshed by and missed the group, everyone looking to see a Lazer Tag attraction.
 * Skipper: "Holy smokes, they have lazer tag?!"
 * Mischief: "Yes. With actual serious lazers."
 * Lord Shen: "You have children shoot eachother with real lazers?!"
 * Mischief: "Not eachother...... We encourage them to shot those Star Wars Battle Droids with the guns so they can live in a fantasy of being in a star wars movie...... We also gave them extra points of they shoot Jar Jar."
 * A screamed!
 * Jar Jar Binks crashed into the ground......
 * Jar Jar Binks: "..... The things messa do to get work."
 * Icky: "Awww-ha-ha man! Star Wars fans would LOVE this place!"
 * Lord Shen: "Your having children fight war machines?!"
 * Mischief: "WITH safety vests. See? We're not endangering children here."
 * Icky: "But what if they're not wearing the vests?"
 * Strife: "Oh trust me. I saw to it that the bots only interact with anyone wearing the vests. They'll flat out ignor non-vest wearors and won't even acknowledge them attacking them because the guns don't work without the vests. I saw to it that this place is safe."
 * Icky: "..... What about him? (Points to Jar Jar)."
 * Mischief: "He was granted cartoon durability. Now get back in there and give more Star Wars fans some due revenge, francise soiler! (Kicks Jar Jar back in has he screamed!)"
 * Gazelle: ".... I wanted to help that guy, but something is holding me back, telling me that this is something that miserable creature deserves."
 * Mschief: "And here we have the food court. (Shows a littleral court of food as a Funnel cake was being sentenced.)"
 * Food Judge: "I sentenced you to be given to Table B7 for the crime of home invadtion."
 * Funnel Cake: "YOUR SENTENCING ME TO DEATH FOR HOME INVADTION?! WHAT KIND OF CORRUPT SYSTEM IS THIS?! (A Food Court Employe grabs the Funnel Cake's tray and takes him to a waiting Hippogriff family as they started licking their chops) No, no, NOOOOO! (They started eating him) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD?!"
 * Icky: "WHAT SAUSAGE PARTY SHIT IS THIS?!"
 * Mischief: "First off, LANGUISE, good sir, children are present! Secondly, why not make food court more of a dinner AND a show, by having created food criminals be sentenced to being eaten by the guests?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Isn't this, alittle overtly cruel?"
 * Mischief: "Remember, they're food CRIMINALS."
 * Spongebob: "But that Funnel Cake was only guilty of home invadtion."
 * Strife: "Remember that they're also MAGIC CREATED! That means they're not real! They were made from a magical kitchen and only given sentence to resite a pretend court! It goes away after the guests starts eating them!"
 * Lord Shen: "But is it still not a miserable existence for them to have sentience if being eaten was their panultamate fate? Espeically over often petty crimes?"
 * Strife: "Why do you keep diesecting every single tipbit of our theme park, wise guy? These aren't actual food criminals, I just said that! There's even a disclaimer before people enter the food court, see? (Points to that sign)."
 * Lord Shen: "Because we're concerned that your park may have some very loose morals!"
 * Strife: "Well I'm concerned that you guys are spoilsports!"
 * Lord Shen: And for good reason! This is disturbing in many ways!
 * Maleficence: YOU'RE disturbing in many ways! AYOOOO- (Vomits candy that attracts kids)- OOOO!!
 * Lord Shen: I'm telling you, something isn't right about this place.
 * Skipper: Me too! My guts NEVER lies!
 * Mischief: Well let's test that throey, shall we? (He pulls his gut out and it's shown in a godly wiseman attire)... Wow, I can tell Your guts are honest organs indeed.
 * Skipper: HEY, GIMME THAT!! (He snatches it and eats it putting it back).... First off, how did that not kill me in the process besides because magic? But more impourently, how random are you compared to Discord?!
 * Mischief: I dunno, let's see. You need a tailor, Ms. Cheeks?
 * Sandy: What do you mean- (She sees her tail is gone) AARRGGHH! NOT AGAIN!
 * Mischief: Well, you actually had it tied onto your butt and it was older than a mummy. I'm just amazed that it hasn't been decomposed yet. (Plucks one of her hairs out)
 * Sandy: OWCH!
 * Mischief: I'll fix it for you. (Places the fur on some fried chicken, and puts it in an oven, where it cooks)... (Checks his watch and whistles, then the oven buzzes, and Mischief takes out a fresh new tail) There we are. NURSE! (Magically appears in a nurse costume) I need a surgeon in here STAT! (Sandy is frightened) No, I'm just f*****g with ya, girl. Someone hand me some tape. (Takes the tail, and straps it onto her with the tape)
 * Sandy: And how in tarnation is that gonna- (Mischief pulls on the tape, and it magically reattaches the new tail onto her
 * Mischief: TA-DAH!
 * Sandy: (Wagging the tail) Great gopher-holes! You're a miracle worker!
 * Mischief: No... I'm just a Draconequus.
 * Lord Shen: Not convinced. Discord could do that at any time. Why, I don't know other than he thinks a tail tied back together is funny.
 * Discord: (Scoffs in hilarity, then sobers up) Uh, I just didn't feel like it.
 * Lord Shen: Suuuure you did. You-
 * Strife: Oh, you want more? (He snaps his scorpion pincers twice and gives Twilight Trixie's appearance causing Trixie to scoff in hilarity)
 * Twilight: You know, making me look like Trixie isn't that funny.
 * Strife: (He magically gets Link's clothes) Well, excUUUUUUUUse me, princess! (Icky scoffs and laughs at that)
 * Discord: Dude, I made that joke 4 years ago. I'm not even convinced.
 * Mischief: Oh, really? How about this? You, cute yellow one, you like animals, huh? (Snaps his fingers, and makes Fluttershy lay an egg)
 * Fluttershy: OOH!!!... Wha? (Strife uses a spell to incubate the egg, and a baby chick hatches)... Oh, isn't that the most adorable- (Strife turns it into a mutant that roars at her) AARRGGGHHH!!!
 * Chick Mutant: YOU BAD OL' PONY BRAT!!! (Strife turns the mutant back to normal as he laughs hysterically)
 * Strife: You should've seen the look on your cute little face! You were like "YIKES, A CHICK VERSION OF THE TWEETY BIRD HYDE MONSTER!" (Laughs) But in all seriousness, it was just a harmless prank, nothing hurtful.
 * Iago: He's got some issues!
 * Mischief: He's been made fun of for his trunk, so why not? You convinced now? No? Okay then. Hey, is that a burger? (Takes SpongeBob's Krabby Patty and eats it)
 * SpongeBob: HEY!!!
 * Suddenly, Mischief takes it out of his ear.
 * Mischief:  HAH! Fooled ya'! (Gives it back to him) That's my own way of eating the same thing all day. (Burps loudly) My compliments to the frycook.
 * Sandy: Ew!
 * Mischief: But that's not all! I'm in the mood for some fried calamari. (Shows himself holding one of Squidward's arms, as Squidward screams in horror as Mischief eats it)
 * Squidward: YOU ARE JUST SICK!!!
 * Mischief: Oh, am I? (Grabs Squidward's stump, and actually pulls out another tentacle, healing Squidward, and leaving the others laughing)
 * Squidward: Okay, that's NOT funny!
 * Mischief: Then why are they laughing, Squiddy? (Chuckles as he finishes the tentacle)
 * Lord Shen: Okay this doesn't accomplish-
 * Mischief: How would you, Applejack, like to have some apple pie?
 * Applejack: Gee, thanks. I really have been gettin' peckish on the trip- (Mischief splats it in her face)
 * Mischief: Sorry, I just remembered the apples that made that pie were poisoned! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA?! But in all serious, no, the pies aren't poison, it's all in good fun, kiddo.
 * Lord Shen: Will you stop for a se-
 * Mischief: Hey, look, a kitten! (Magically makes a kitten appear as Fluttershy turns around to see it, while she is adoring it, Mischief manages to give her a cat's tail, making the group hold their laughter in)...
 * Fluttershy: What's everyone laughing at? (She suddenly notices her cat tail, and screams)
 * Mischief: What? I always knew you were a bit of a animal lady and would do this if you had magic. (Laughs)
 * Fluttershy:... Well, yes, out of curiosity, it is cute. But can you please change it back? (He returns Fluttershy's tail back to normal)
 * Lord Shen: Please just-
 * Mischief: (Magically turns Boss Wolf into a dog) That was for the Three Little Pigs! (He and the others laugh)
 * Boss Wolf: "Aw come on, I'm not even related to THAT wolf!"
 * Lord Shen: HOOOOOOOLLD IIIITTTTT!!! (Takes deep breath)... All this convinced me is you're just begging for attention when you've already got it.
 * Strife: "And all we're given is the impression that you guys have no sense of humor. Well, certain somes of you anyways."
 * Mischief: "But I think we had our fun. Now, on with the tour. Now here we have the fairy tale village. (A litterall fairy tale village was seen) Where the younger kiddies can interact with their faverite fairy tales come to life."
 * Twilight: "(Rolling her eyes) Or at least only because of your magic- (Gasps heavily with her irises turning into the size of dinner plates when she saw a kindly looking village mare)....... Lady Read-A-lot....... She's...... She's my childhood hero......"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I thought that was Celestia......"
 * Twilight: ".... My PRE-Celestia Childhood Hero."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ahhhh. Thought so."
 * Mischief: "..... Go ahead and say hi."
 * Twilight squeed and ran off to meet Read-A-Lot!
 * Twilight: "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN SINCE CHILDHOOD?! (Brings out an entire collection) I HAVE YOUR ENTIRE FAIRY TALE COLLECTION?! Sign them all please?"
 * Read-A-Lot: "(Laughs), Alchourse. Anything for a long time fan."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Laughs) What a dorky fangirl!"
 * Rarity: "Oh like you're one to jest, miss Rainbow Wonderbolt/Daring Do Fan Dash."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, it's different if she's idoling a fictional character in a Draconequus Theme Park likely only a magical re-creation! At least Daring Do AND the Wonderbolts are real!"
 * Mischief: "Funny you mentioned them, Miss Dash. I'm thinking of having the Wonderbolts preform an Air Show here in our Draconequui Wonderland Stage, along with other big names like Sappfire Shorces, Countess Coloratu, Color, uh.... Well she goes by Ra-ra now, so I'll stick with that, that Sia pony, the comedy sytilings of Tons'a Fun, and more."
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Well, if this is harmless and legit, I may put up a good word for ya with Spitfire."
 * Mischief: "And about Daring Do.... I'm actselly a fan myself. I'm so devoted a fan, I gave her, (Reveils a large aztec temple with Daring Do's theme) HER OWN ATTRACTION?!"
 * Rainbow Dash stared in utter surprise!
 * Trixie: ".... How, did we missed THAT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash gave herself the stupidest smile she can muster!
 * Mischief: "In this temple, you can relive all of Daring Do's adventures! And live the ultamate Self-incert Fanfic writer's dream! And the best part, if you go through the adventures perfectly, you can win a speical prize: A limited edition autograthed first made copy of the first Daring Do copy, mint-condition, with gold cover!"
 * Rainbow Dash screams like a fangirl spaz and charged right into the temple!
 * Rarity: ".... Tch, and ponies say I was the druma queen."
 * Mischief: "So, I can tell that your the fastionable type."
 * Rarity: "Yes. But, oh hum, it's very unlikely your establishment will cater to my sofisicated needs."
 * Strife: "Oh really? Well I'll have you know that I'm actselly a fan of Shadow Spade! Like I KNOW you are! And like Mischief who gave Daring Do her own attraction, (Points to a detective building in complete black and white), I gave her a museum holding many of her greatest cases, accreate wax manaquins of many of her stories characters, major and minor, and most impourently.... HER FABLULIOUS COSTUMES?! I was accreate to the slightest detail! Every, single, detail! Why.... You can even get a copy of your favertie book signed, BY SHADOW SPADE HERSELF?! And it has a gift shop where you can buythe quintest little fastion accsseries!"
 * Rarity: ".... (Giggles and hops with excitment, unkowing stomping Pang Bing's tail as she yowls in pain!) I'M LOVING THIS PLAAAAAAAAACE?! (Zooms off as a Meep Meep was heard!)"
 * Pinkie: "Dreams really DO come true here!"
 * Mischief: "Well we certainly didn't sing that song for the hay of it! Now, I wagered that you are a pony who enjoys her sweets and pasteries! Well just wait until you see...... (Points to a vast wilderness of Pasteries, Sweets and living creatures made of sweets) THE SA-SWEET-FARI?!"
 * Pinkie: "..... (Drops her jaw)....."
 * Spongebob: "...... You made her very happy."
 * Strife: "..... He knows what he did......"
 * Applejack: "Ya know, thank goodness those sugery creatures were given regenitive powers, or else I might have to intervine for them fer Pinkie's sakes."
 * Strife: "How's about you cocern yourself with something like, our own rodeo show! (Points to a rodeo statium where coyboys try to tame bucking beasts of Draconequui wildlife!) And the winner gets a first place ribbin, a giant butt trophy, and a trillion dollar cash prize to the soul that tames.... Mr. Ornery! A Japperwock!"
 * Applejack: "..... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! I'M GONNA WIN ME THAT RIBBIN, TROPHY, AND CASH PRIZE AND REALLY HELP THE FARM OUT?! AND PAY FOR GRANNY'S HIP SURGERY..... Again. (Charges out hootering and hollering!)"
 * Fluttershy: "Wow..... This place has everything."
 * Mischief: "And for you Miss Shy..... Erum..... Actselly, the best I can offer is the petting zoo, where we keep all the cute exotic animals, but I'm sure your not interested in tha- (Fluttershy yayed and flew off to the petting zoo, hugging the cute animals as they surround her)....... Well son of a gun."
 * Discord: ".... She REALLY loves animals."
 * Starlight: "Well, I can safely doubt they have anything for me, so-"
 * Trixie gasped and grabbed Starlight firmly!
 * Trixie: "THEY HAVE, A MAGIC STAGE?! (That was seen)...."
 * Starlight: ".... And that excites you, why?"
 * Trixie: ".... LOOK, WHO'S PREFORMING! (A sign was shown that reads "Today: Pondini!") PONDINI STILL LIVES?!"
 * Mischief: "Well, you can thank me and my brothers for that. Turns out he accsidently used a pandimentional teleportation spell and ended up in another dimention when he did that Manitcore trick. That was how he found him. We now encourage him to do the same trick with a Bandersnatch."
 * Trixie excitedly squeals and drags Starlight along!
 * Trixie: "TRIXIE MUST SEE HER IDOL?!"
 * Starlight: "Ow, ow, Trixie, ow?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... How are they so easily allored by these attractions even when they should acknowledge that they're but the creations of Draconequui!"
 * Mischief: "Because this, is Draconequui Wonderland. Where dreams come true. And you all haven't seen the circus yet!"
 * Alex: "Wait..... You guys, have a circus here?"
 * Mischief: "A better question my boy is that what kind of Theme Park WOULDN'T have a circus!?"
 * Marty: "Oh now your speaking my languise, 'Chief!"
 * Lord Shen: While I am happy you're doing these favors, I can't help but feel you're trying to distract us from something you're not telling us.
 * Strife: YOU WOULD J'ACCUSE US OF SOMETHING?! I NEVER?!
 * Lord Shen: Don't try to act offended! We did not come for fun. Tell us what you three have been doing since Tyranny AND creating that lesbian bat. Unless of course you want me to assume you're up to no good and are distracting us with the attractions.
 * Strife: "YOU HAVE SOME NERVE TO NOT TRUST US, PEACOCK BOY?! WE WERE LITTERALLY GIVING SOME OF YOUR FRIENDS A CHANCE TO ENJOY THEMSELVES, AND YOU ACT LIKE AN UTTER INGRETE?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Okay, I'll admit that it's rather indignet of me to look a gift-horse in the mouth, but I can't help being cautious to three of Tyranny's former top-followers coming to own a theme-park! Espeically one with appearent loose morals! Look, if you want, I'll apologise for the accusation and-"
 * Strife: "Just for that, (Takes away Shen's tail feathers) You don't deserve these tail feathers!"
 * Lord Shen makes a paniced Peacock sound!
 * Lord Shen: "AHHHHHHHHHH?! MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
 * Strife: "Now, say your sorry, (Brings out a flamethrower), Or I just found something for the Flame Juggler act to use!"
 * Lord Shen: "NO?! PLEASE?! (STARTS CRYING) NOT MY BEAUTIFUL TAIL FEATHERS?! OKAY?! OKAY?! I WON'T MAKE RASH JUDGEMENTS ON YOUR PERSON AGAIN?! JUST DON'T BURN MY TAIL FEATHERS?!"
 * Icky: "..... Okay, dude, I know Shen wasn't being a happy camper, but, REALLY?!"
 * Mischief: (Sighs).... Please pardon Strife...... He doesn't cope with accusations well."
 * Duke: "No kidding!"
 * Gazelle: "Look Strife, if we agree to not make rash judgements on you again, would you give Shen his feathers back AND give us some explanation about all this? Not implying we have doubts about the park, but, we just want to know the grander reason behind why Tyranny's former henchmen would want to build an amusement park of all things."
 * Strife: "..... I'm holding you up to the rash judgement thing! (Gives a crying Shen his tail feathers back as he ran away crying and hides away in the restroom)."
 * Mischief: "Now, about those details. Well nothing excravagant. We just wanted to be theme park owners and not be remembered as "Those three guys that worked with a tyrannt litterally named Tyranny"."
 * Boss Wolf: "Sooooooooooo...... You guys are insecure about your reputation among peers then?"
 * Mischief: You could say that.
 * Boss Wolf: So you have been planning for this park, for eons since then? Well why wait until 2013 to actselly get to it then?
 * Strife: I thought you said you weren't going to accuse us of anything.... Were you, LYING to us?
 * Boss Wolf: It's just a legitimate question bro, not an accusation! Great Bhudda, so sensitive.
 * Mischief: Strife, if you're going to be rude amongst these guests, then I suggest you go check up on the rides.
 * Strife: Fine! I don't like these guys anyway! I hope you all get in an accident here. (He teleported away)
 * Maleficence:... Jerkhead!
 * Mischief: Maleficence, be nice!
 * Maleficence: HE TURNED ME INSIDE-OUT!!!
 * Mischief: Because you technically triggered his impatience.
 * Gazelle:... Is this supposed to be the friendship problem?
 * Discord: I'm kinda rooting for yes. You three don't get along, do you?
 * Mischief: Is it obvious?.... (Sighs) Not as well as we used to. We have always disagreed on how to do things. I'm the creative one, Strife is the persistently selective one who doesn't offer originality, and Maleficence is... Well, Maleficence.
 * Gloria: So, you don't have good compromise, do you?
 * Mischief: No, and when we argue, it often affects the environment, but not because of Windigoes, they don't like OUR hate. We can get so angry we lose control of our powers.
 * Gazelle:... Well I can see why you're not very appreciated.
 * Mischief: "Look, please try to understand that Strife doesn't mean any personal malice. He's just..... Upset, that our spieces original purpose is no longer viable, and he's afraid that this redemption thing isn't going to work out."
 * Gilda: "Oh I get it. He's like Thorax's brother. He's nostaglic to what Draconequui used to be like."
 * Mischief: "That is an understatement. More like...... He made peace with the idea that we were meant to be pure chaos incarnate, and.... Now we're not entirely so. I apologise about your Peacock friend."
 * Shifu: "Don't worry, we'll make sure Shen is kept from going onto a path for revenge."
 * Shen: "(From Restroom) No need, I overheard it. Also, I have to complain about this restroom not having soundproof walls and now passerbys would easily hear something they are not meant to here. I'm willing to pardon Strife's behavior, mainly on accounts that I provoked him into it. I now understand that he is a very ill tempered sort and I would do WELL to tread carefully."
 * Mischief: "Thank you for that, Lord Shen. Would you like an apology gift to give our condolences? A stuffed animal for you to give to someone?"
 * Lord Shen opened the door.....
 * Lord Shen: "...... I'll keep that in mind. Right now, I still insist that I'm here strictly for business. And if you all had any sense, you'd stop wasting time and do the same."
 * Mischief: "Ahh, better yet, would you like me to help with your Tail Feathers?"
 * Lord Shen sees that his tail feathers are crudely pasted togather....
 * Lord Shen: "..... (Sighs depressively)..... Yes. I would like some.... Aide in that department."
 * Strife:... (He was watching and got angry as he left)
 * Twilight was seen still having authergrafths signed by Read-A-Lot.
 * Rainbow Dash was excitingly trotting down the halls of the Daring Do attraction!
 * Rainbow Dash: "THIS IS SO AWESOME?! Which one should I go in first?!"
 * ???: "Rainbow Dash?"
 * Quibble Pants was seen.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Quibble Pants? Your here too?"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well, I'm here cause mother dearist wanted me to take my baby sister Smarty to this new theme park after getting a free first-try pass to get here. Then I found this amazing attraction for Daring Do! I can't believe how accurate it is! Whoever made this attraction was a devote Daring Do fan! So, I let my sister loose on those petting zoo animals to get a break from her smarty attitude, thankfully in good hooves, and I decided to try it out. I've yet to picked a story based adventure I would like to go through."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well I'm here to get the golden limited edition first copy of Daring Do's first adventure!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well that's an overtly expendsive and very irreplaceable prize. But I guess it's for the spiecal of it being this park's first time."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, since your here, how's about we hang out for abit and see some of Daring Do's adventures since you agree that they happen?"
 * Quibble Pants: "Well keep in mind that I'm still sticking to my guns about my opinions, but, since I no longer doubt the albeit still ill-plausable existence, why not? Not like we have a chance to win that golden book. I doubt they would allow that thing be won so easily, speical or not."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ya never know, Quibs. Let's start with..... Daring Do, and Seer Serpent of Doom!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Ohhh, a Series 3 book I actselly give a positive 50/50 at best. Not to bad, but some things could've been more elaberated on and-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Grabs his tail) Come on, Poindexter! Yeesh, you can be worse than Twilight sometimes. (Zooms off with Quibble to the the door that has a cover of Daring Do facing off with a Pharoh Crowned Snake.)"
 * The Door Opened and Flashed!
 * Daring Do was traveling with a nervious camel guide inside an egypt-like ruin.
 * Camel: "Missus Do, must you be so willing to enter the sphinx temple of the Seer Serpent to seek out Osiris' Eye? It will forsee a horrible end for us!"
 * Daring Do: "Well, Jamil, I have to get it first before Grand Vizer Kalo Luss gets to it! With the Osiris Eye, he can rule the world! I can't let him have that!"
 * Jamil: "I understand this, but..... The Seer Serpent is very unforgiving to tresspassers, espeically if you fail to solve it's netouriously difficult riddles!"
 * Daring Do: "Oh, please, I've been solving riddles since I was barely 2 years old. My cutie mark said so."
 * Jamil: "Oy, you ponies and your belief in these magical butt tattoos."
 * (Quibble Pants): "Hey, racist much?"
 * Jamil cowerdly panicked and hopped onto Daring Do, as Quibble and Rainbow Dash were seen.
 * Quibble Pants: Wait, they can see and hear us? I thought that came later.
 * Rainbow Dash:... Nice one, Quibs.
 * Daring Do:... You're just in time, brave adventurers! Today, we are going to seek out the-
 * Quibble Pants: "Yeah yeah yeah, the Osiris Eye from the riddle-giving future seeing giant cobra to stop a generic evil grand vizar and secure Jamil's rightful place as saultan of his side of the camel kingdoms. I read the book. Just, how do you not reckindised us?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It's obviously only a simulation of Daring Do, Quibble. We are in a Draconequui Theme Park after all, so please don't be a killjoy!"
 * Quibble Pants: "Ahhhhh, good point, good point. It's just cause of how realistic she looks, I would assume we were actselly in the real life adventure."
 * Jamil: "...... Daring, your mysterious new friends scare me with their hard to understand conversation."
 * Quibble Pants: "..... (Quietly) These simulations even THINK they're real."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Quietly) Then we're gonna have to play along."
 * Quibble Pants: (Quietly) Eh, sure ruins the purpose if we didn't. (Openly) Ignore that, it's just we're... (As Rainbow Dash was perplexed and surprised by his answer) A couple who have a condition where we can see the future and then can't. Runs in our families.
 * Rainbow Dash: What the-
 * Daring Do: So, I kinda won?
 * Quibble Pants: It's vague, so, not sure if you succeed all the way or not. Some details are too hard to believe. But I suppose it's something you can use.
 * Daring Do:... Then you know how serious this is?
 * Quibble Pants: You're Daring Do, so, yeah. That Osiris Eye is pretty insane. A relic that can control life and death can be dangerous in the wrong hooves. So yeah, something like that, in the procession of a clear-cut villain like Kalo? Oh yeah, garrentied bad news.
 * Daring Do: "It good you see that, because that is why I can't let Kalo take over the world with the Osiris Eye. He would subugate the entire world with the threat of using it to kill millions alone, never mind if he desides to make an undead army with it."
 * Jamil: "Each of those things sound bad."
 * Rainbow Dash: "So there's no time to lose!"
 * Pinkie: (She literally had super-speed due to sugar intake as this played and then couldn't move once she was bloated full)
 * ???: RRRRRRRRRRRREVOLUTIOOOOOOOONNNN!!!!!
 * Pinkie: Who said that?
 * Sugar Being: (They zipped up) WE DID! WE ARE THE SUGAR MEN! WE ARE A HIVEMIND RACE OF SUGAR-BASED BEINGS OUT TO AVENGE OUR KIND FOR BEING EATEN BY MONSTERS LIKE YOU!!! OUR SPEED, IS UNMATCHED!!! (They all cackled maniacally)
 * Pinkie: "...... I'd, be less intimidated by that and find them more delious then scary..... If I was able to move. HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLP?!"
 * ???: "We got your back, Pinks!"
 * The Pie Sisters were, as Limestone charged bravely, as Maud charged as well, but Marble was still hiding.
 * Pinkie: "LIME?! MAUD! (Inquisitive) Marble?"
 * Limestone: "NO SENTIENT SUGER CANE POWDER'S GONNA MESS WITH MY SISTER?! READY TO WRECK THEIR S*** MAUD?!"
 * Maud: ".... (Monotoned) Hoo-raaaa."
 * Limestone: "..... You really need a rougher personally, mental illness aside."
 * Suger Being Chief: "SEIZE THOSE SUGER EATERS?!"
 * Maud: I'm not into sweets. But I will not let my sister be in harm because of it. Bring it o- (Sugar waves were stuffed into her mouth)... MY GODS, THAT'S GOOD!!!
 * Other Pies: Maud?
 * Maud: I feel SO MUCH BETTER!!! It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum... AND I'M ALL OUTTA GUM!!!
 * Limestone:... I take it back, I like her better as a monotone.
 * Pinkie: "I'm not used to Maud like this too! Maybe that's why she never eats the rock candy necklaces I made her. It wasn't just solely for sentimental value and more then just not into candy.... She gets WEIRD with suger!"
 * Suger Being Chief: "..... Maybe be throwing suger at that creature's mouth wasn't a bright idea. RETREAT TO THE SAFETY OF OUR VILLAGE SO WE CAN DEVISE A BETTER PLAN OF ATTACK?! (The beings retreated!)"
 * Pinkie: "....... Maybe Shen was right! This park DOES have some loose morals...... Also, girls, how did you get here so quickly?"
 * Limestone: "We were actselly already here likely before you via whatever hero business you and your friends do because we were asked to take Cousins Mince Meat Pie and Chicken Pot Pie to this place. We left the hyperactice brats at that petting zoo when we discovered Fluttershy, so we can safely assumed you were here too. Then our sister senses tingled and next thing we know, you were about to be attacked by angry suger people!"
 * Marble: "They probuly didn't like that you were eating their land."
 * Pinkie: "..... Awwww man, is that me visiting Suger Rush of the Wreck-It-Ralph world all over again! You gotta take me back to the Lougers!"
 * Maud: "OKIE DOOKIE ARTITHOKEY! Anyone know where to get a forklift?!"
 * Pinkie: "...... No seriously Maud, you sound WEIRD being hyper-active! Even I'M not that weird myself even when sugared up."
 * Maud: WHERE, DO, I, FIND, A, FORKLIFT?!?
 * Marble: "..... It might be awhile before we can get anywhere."
 * Rarity was admiring all the accreate detail, even when everything was in black and white.
 * Rarity: "A Shadow Spade Museum! Who would've guess this would came to be."
 * ???: "Not me, frankly."
 * A well-dressed glassing wearing Fluer-like pony came in.
 * Rarity: "LE GASPED?! It's..... IT'S THE AUTHER OF SHADOW SPADE HERSELF?! HORSE E.E. MARTINI?! I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN?! ARE YOU HERE TO SEE YOUR GREATEST CREATION COME TO LIFE?!"
 * Horse Martini: "Welllll, yes and no. I came here with my good friend A.K. Yearling cause we and the Princesses were given speical passes to have exclusive access to the park, of which I deduce that it is likely a bit to earn our approveal. Trouble is, I didn't exactly give these Draconequui permission to use my likene- Duh, I mean, my IP for Shadow Spade. I mean, I'll give them props for accuracy, but this museum, lovely as it is, is NOT autherised and approved by me and is a blunt copyright violation."
 * Rarity gave a suspitious stare, but kept her cool.
 * Rarity: "You say your friends with A.K. Yearling?"
 * Horse Martini: "Oh yes. She and I go way back in grade school. We may had came from different social classes, but I hit it off well with her surprisingly. She was a humble little pegasus from Cloudsdale, and I was from Manehatten's Noir Street, well, the secured rich part anyway, the rest of the streets were notoriously rough. It has crime mysteries like you wouldn't believe!"
 * Rarity: "..... You don't say...... Well...... Did you know that Yearling and Daring Do are actselly one in the same?"
 * Horse Martini: "You found her out? Duh, I mean, really? Never figured her Daring Do idea to be an biographic novel of her adventures. She always WAS the adventurious type. I assume the whole Daring Do thing was a surname for protection against the "friends" she likely had made in those adventures."
 * Rarity: "And am I to assume that "Shadow Spade" is YOUR alternate identity for your adventures?"
 * Horse Martini: "Ye- Duh, I mean, no! No, of course not! (Nerviously laughs hoitly) Shadow Spade I ensure you is a completely fictional character! Now, let's go see about the management of the establishment, shall we? (Walks off)...."
 * Rarity: ("Well played, Shadow Spade, but I'm already on to you. I read enough of your books that I can prove my detective skills to you soon enough. Let's one day see the reader outwit the main character.") Alright. (She snickered as they left)
 * Horse Martini: ("Daring Do, we need to talk about this later!")
 * Applejack: (She was using a rope unbelievably cartoonishly to hold onto A Jubjub Bird) YEEE-HAAAAAA! I'LL GET TO MR. ORNY IN NO TIME FLAT?!
 * Bull stage manager: IT'S ORNERY!!!
 * Applejack: Potato Po-ta-to! (The Jubjub Bird flew across the dome trying to escape the ropes) HOLD STILL, YA BIG PALOOKA!! (She pulled the rope and knocked out the Jubjub)... YEE-HAH, I'M ON FIRE!
 * Bull Stage Manager: Nice performance, Applejack. Now let's see how you deal with a Bandersnatch. (A large monster similar to the live-action Alice in Wonderland Bandersnatch, only with a lion's head, a large bushy tail, bear paws, and extensive teeth came out roaring as Applejack was amazed as it stretched it's neck and attacked as Applejack got on it's back and began to ride it, ultimately winning in the end)... Wow. You broke the record of best time beating the Bandersnatch.
 * Applejack: It's what I do. What's next? (The ground beneath her hooves started to flood with water)
 * Bull Stage Manager: Next, are the Snarks.
 * Applejack: Snarks? Are they, anything like sharks?
 * Bull Stage Manager: Close. They're like a hybrid of shark and piranha with webbed feet. And there's not just one. I sense you possess a seapony form, but you get sextuple points if you do it without the form.
 * Applejack: Nah, points don't mean crud. Besides, I need practice with my fins. (Snarks came out as Applejack dived and became a seapony to fight them off but found her rope hard to use underwater) Dang it! Well I'm just gonna have to be Twilight Smart to wrangle these critters!(She swam around in an agile manner that caused the snarks to attack and wound each other until they killed themselves)... Yikes!... That was unnecessarily violent.
 * Bull Stage Manager: Snarks have chaotic aggression and hunger. One of the most violent monsters in Draconquuan wildlife. (The bodies disappeared and the arena drained and Applejack reverted back to a pony and shook herself dry)
 * Applejack: Bright side, if Shen IS right, and these beasts are involved, I can know how to fight'em off. Anything else y'all wanna throw at me?
 * Bull Stage Manager: Perhaps a Guabancex? (A giant gorilla-baboon with chaotic rainbow eyes and rainbow face, and a chaotic appearance came out and pounded it's chest roaring) Watch out. It's fury literally destroys.
 * Applejack:... Okay, dunno how fury can destroy literally, but-

Chapter 3: The Wicked-Hearted Pony Comes Calling
(Later...)
 * Lord Shen: I knew this would happen!
 * Patrick: Wait, you're psychic?
 * Lord Shen: NO, YOU IDIOT!! I MEANT I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THIS PLACE!! I shouldn't have dropped my guard, so not only will I forbid anymore fun during this mission, but lowering my guard is a mistake that I WILL NEVER DO AGAIN!!
 * Private: Crikey, Shen, what's your problem?
 * Lord Shen: YOU ALL ARE MY PROBLEM!! Your lack of taking the mission seriously caused those disappearances, INCLUDING SpongeBob's. I'm placing the Lodgers under martial order. I'm leading until this is all over. If ANY of you are caught being insubordinate or continue to make the problem worse, you will be TAKEN OFF THE MISSION, and be sent STRAIGHT TO THE TEMPLE!!!
 * Mischief: Shen, calm down!
 * Lord Shen: You! Tell me what's going on, or we're holding charges of conspiracy AND bribery!
 * Maleficence: Pssh, paranoid much- (Shen grabbed him by the neck as he choked comically)
 * Lord Shen: Don't you DARE accuse me of being a paranoiac! Answer the question! Are you three planning something chaotic?
 * Mischief: No! Strife may've been a traditionalist, but he's no traitor. Strife doesn't have the patience and controlled vision I have. He doesn't take advantage of any logical improvements and is incredibly picky and selective. Me? I have boundless possibilities and believe in improving anything logically and safely. I appreciate modernism, but he prefers tradition. Maleficence doesn't help much and his ideas don't make much sense.
 * Maleficence: (His entire body magically falls into pieces, and he laughs) I look silly now!
 * Mischief: Because of this, I never trust Strife because he'll end up forcing his views persistently. Last time this happened, we almost destroyed the valley we lived in and got in trouble. So the biggest projects I have to hide until they're done.
 * Twilight:... So this friendship problem is worse than we thought. Not only do you argue a lot, but you don't trust each other?
 * Mischief: I have come up with all the failsafes and logical conclusions here. There's a reason why I'm the leading brother. I know what's best for our dream, and I must keep concerns like this from ruining us.
 * Palmon: But aren't you worried that mistrust will cause a far bigger conflict? Lying and keeping secrets from your own brother can destroy trust.
 * Lord Shen: Exactly! Maybe it WAS him and he only threatened my tail feathers to scare me off his scent!
 * Mischief: He would NEVER do that! He can be mean, but not 'betray his brothers' mean. You must trust me.
 * Lord Shen: And how do we know you can trust yourself?
 * Mischief: Trust is irrelevant when secrets are for other's sake and safety! Secrets are necessary for the greater good. You heroes should know that.
 * Viper:... He has a point. Sometimes keeping secrets are among the kindest thing you can do.
 * Lord Shen: Ah, but you're forgetting one thing: Aren't you three supposed to be partners?
 * Mischief: Even partners need to keep secrets. I know what I'm doing is right. (As Strife was secretly watching) I have to do this because I don't want Strife to hurt himself and others. With the oppression he suffered, it would be costly to tell the truth.
 * Gazelle: But even you have to admit that Strife CAN have useful ideas.
 * Mischief: Maybe, I mean, I'll confess that his Shadow Spade Museum Idea was indeed a nice touch... But apart from that, the risks outweigh that too much. This is to keep Strife from getting himself in trouble like he almost did many times before. (Strife was hurt from this and angerly fought off tears and vanished into the shadows) I have to do this. But this does NOT make Strife the villian here!
 * Lord Shen: Are you sure about that?
 * Mischief: Look, I don't know why this is happening, but it's NOT Strife! If he was, he'd have to be mind-controlled!
 * Lord Shen: MIND CONTROL IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR A DRACONEQUUS!!!
 * Maleficence: Nothing is impossible- (He was gagged again)
 * Lord Shen: I DIDN'T SAY 'IMPOSSIBLE', IDIOT!! I SAID 'NOT POSSIBLE'!!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!!! (He lets him go) I mean it, no more nonsense or fun until the mission is done. If it wasn't Strife, then why is he not here?
 * Mischief: He's probably trying to blow off the anger you left on him.
 * Lord Shen: COHERENT, ANSWER, PLEASE!!!
 * Mischief: "How was that NOT a coherent answer? I pretty much said he's trying to control his temper!"
 * Lord Shen: BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW IF IT'S TRUE!! I WANT FULL HONESTY!!!
 * Cynder: SHEN, CAN YOU GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF?!? Do Cadence's breathing technique and don't make a scene!
 * Lord Shen:... (Sighs) Fine! (He does it)... Alright. It's clear we won't get answers from someone too supportive (Points to Mischief), nor someone too clueless (Points to Maleficence) to be a good lead. We're going to have to do this ourselves. Come on. And my word still stands about the terms of martial leading. (They left)
 * The four kids over-heard this.
 * Gallus: "..... Gang? We got ourselves an adventure."
 * Silversteam: "Oh no Gallus, not again! It's not any of our business!"
 * Ocellus: "And I'm pretty sure the Lougers and the Main 7 can handle it."
 * Smolder: "Besides, we're freaking kids. What can we do?"
 * Gallus: "What kids do best: We find out what the trouble maker, AKA that Strife guy, is doing, and tattle on him! The Lougers and those Ponies will handle the rest! Easy-Peasy."
 * Silverstream: "..... I, suppose they could use SOME help."
 * Ocellus: "Well, if it means saving this awesome theme park."
 * Smolder: "Ehhh, why not?  I'm pretty much stuck with you guys."
 * Gallus: "Then let's go, team! (Gallus boldly walks off, as the Silverstream and Smolder rolled their eyes as Ocellus just stared confusedly and followed up.)"