Sore About Soaring

Soar About Soaring is the 13th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Since molting, Spike is still getting used to his new wings as he has trouble using them. He pretty much crashes all over the place like Twilight in Season 4, reguardless of the Friendship Students' best attempts at helping him, including a new student friendship-loving dragon outcast exactly near Spike's age named Quartz. Spike ends up losing his cool and gives up, now deeming the wings to be display only! However, now spike has a problem in the form of an Ostrich from Dreamworks China in their africa, called The Winger, a powerful runner and speedy fighter that collects the wings of anything capable of flight but unable to do so to bring forth his deluded idea of revenge on how the flight capable oppressed the flight incapable, and views himself as a bringer of justice for the flightless since being bullied for his flightless nature. He now targets Spike because of him having wings and aims to use a forbidden Kung Fu technique known as the Kāitáng Pò Dù Slice, where a straight flat hand turns into a blade and slices off any limb of any opponent, even if they were wearing armor or if other attributes like them being gods or typically having very thick skin. The Winger is amoral to the fact that Spike is a child and still aims to remove his wings, of which wouldn't be bad for Spike not only for living without them, but for growing to hate them had it not been for the implications of having to be maimed to get rid of them, let alone the threat this clearly deluded maniac has to Equestria, for both flight-capable ponies and creature in all of Equestria and beyond, especially those who can't use them yet like Scootaloo, so Spike runs from the Winger into the Roc's territory again. Can the Lougers, the Main 7 and the Friendship Students be able to stand up to The Winger?

Chapter 1: Spike's New Wings
Equestria A montage of Spike crashing into random and crazy things later.
 * Lord Shen: (An adult Kairi, Boy Sora, and Riku came out of the arriving van)... Well after YEARS of anticipation, KHIII is on the path of coming out, and now my niece is all grown up.
 * Boy Sora: (Laughs) And she cleans up nice.
 * Kairi: (Giggles with a blush) You don't look so bad yourself.
 * Icky: Guys, this is SAFA. You know Scroopfan's touchy about Kairi's position.
 * Kairi: Oh I'm sorry, at this point I'm supposed to believe he doesn't want me being fetishized? Fetish and romantic scenes are two different things. Fetish is sexual obsession. Romance is genuine. Let's hope the producers get that now that it's been less than 10 years since the entire fan show started. We're all adults now.
 * ???: GANGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (Spike crashed into the three while using his new wings)... Sorry.
 * Spyro:... And it seems Kairi's not the only one growing up.
 * SpongeBob: WHOA, SPIKE, YOU... YOU GOT WINGS?!?
 * Spike: "(Sarcasticly) Gee, is that what these growths are? Thanks, Captain Obvious."
 * Lord Shen: ".... Well, young master Spike. You seem to process, a rather sour dispition. We would figure that you'd be thrilled with this step in your life."
 * Spike: "(Sighs).... I was. But you saw that, it wasn't for forever. I'm actselly crashing worse then Twilight, and I didn't even need to have a bad run with an angry Ice Tempest! Ya won't even believe HALF of the places I've been crashing into."
 * Spike: "And, I still regret, running into the Porguepine Dragon, head-first, by accsident. His scales took forever to remove in the ponyville hospital."
 * Spongebob: ".... Gee. That bad, huh?"
 * Spike: "Well look who's promoted to GENERAL obvious!? I used to think these wings are awesome, but, now..... They're a hinderence. As much of a great episode it was.... I wish it never happened. (Sat down sadly)."
 * Lord Shen: ".... (Sighs).... Young Dragon.... I understand the sadness of your situation..... Going through puberty, is, a difficult trial. It happens, to even the best of us. You'll come to cope with the change in due time."
 * Spike: "Easy for you to say. Ya didn't get giant tail feathers because of The Molt."
 * Icky: "The molt of what?"
 * Gilda: "It's actselly a magical metamorthisus Dragons in Equestria go through. See, Equestrian Dragons, were not initionally born with wings. They go through the molt to grow them. The thing is, it often comes with biological hiccups, like itchy scales, audio screw ups, violent fire burps, and smelling damn good to predators, which at the same time, smells DAMN HORRORABLE, to everyone else. Hence why Dragons have a tradition to boot their kids out when a molt begins."
 * Gazelle: "Isn't that abit cruel?"
 * Gilda: "Hey do keep in mind, it's mainly a wild dragon thing. The civie-dragons pretty much dumped that shit."
 * Gazelle: "Well it's just, wild or not, it's barbaric to leave growing children vulerable to the outsider world!"
 * Gilda: "Chillax, it's not being done for the hell of it. It actselly has a surviveal based purpose. But maybe Twilight would explain it better."
 * Spike: "So your here for the school then? Well, ya came at a convinent time, we're getting new students today."
 * Bill: Ugh! You guys go on without me. (He wants itchy) Ugh! Spike's not the only recent reptile molting. (His skin was shedding off into small pieces)
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh dear, skin-shedding season. Any reptile's most inconvinent time. (Starts feeling itchy).... And already it shows!"

Chapter 2: A Peryton Princess Harmed/Meeting Quartz
A Road In Everfree Prop Closet Flashback
 * Two misfited Snips and Snails-like Deer are seen pulling a regel chariot.
 * Inside, two Peryton sisters were seen, an older one was seen admiring herself to a personal mirror carried by a personal toadie while the youngest just pouted and rolled her eyes at her.
 * Older Sister: "Who's the prettiest and sexiest Peryton Princess? I am! Because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Younger Sister: "Ugggghhhh! Ya know, you're almost like that Pink Alicorn from Mad Munchkin, but somehow, twice as annoying."
 * Princess Prominade: "(Still admiring herself).... Wait, what was that again sis?"
 * Awkword drum sound was heard.
 * Prominade's toadie: "..... Uh, Princess? Maybe, ask Princess Skyceria about her feelings about going to school?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Mooseworth, you're suppose to be my mirror guy, ya don't speak unless I permit you!.... Or if you ask nicely."
 * Mooseworth: "..... Then may I speak?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay!"
 * Mooseworth: "Well, as I previously said, maybe talk with your little sister about the School of Friendship."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay! Wait, there's a school for how to be friendly? Isn't that something you can learn on your own? I mean, I know I didn't need a redundent school like that, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Mooseworth: "Ahem! If I may again, Mi'lady, the school may not be impourent for you, but it is to Skyceria, and, it would be nice if you show some interest for her."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh sure! Wait, why does she need to go to a friendship school? Ohhhhh, is she being a jerk to everyone?"
 * Mooseworth: ".... (Quietly) Oh dear Alicorn gods, why must the king and queen of the Perytons birth an imbacile like her? (Openly) If I may again, Princess Prominade, it's not a matter of her being unpleasent that's the issue. It's because she wants to learn friendship to understand how to atthive a better relationship with you."
 * Princess Prominade: "D'awwwwwwwwww, that's sweet, but she doesn't need to, because I get along with everybody, because I'm Princess Prominade! Everyone already likes me!"
 * Mooseworth: "(Facehoof's fruststraightedly).... JUST, ASK YOUR SISTER?!..... If I may speak again, that is."
 * Princess Prominade: "Okay okay, don't get your antlers in a twist, even though that's like physically impossable, because they're made of like, bone or stuff like that, and- (Mooseworth cleared his throat in annoyence!).... Oh, right. (To Skyceria) So, sis.... Are you going to the school because you were being a jerk?"
 * Mooseworth facehoof's epicly as he moose groans in frustraightion!
 * Skyceria: "(Sighs). No, Prominade, I am not going there for being a jerk. I'm going there because I hope that by learning friendship, I would get us closer togather."
 * Princess Prominade: "But we're both already close."
 * Skyceria: "(Shakes her head in bewilderment)...... No, stupid! I meant closer as sisters! I litterally live under your shadow, our people barely even realise I'm a thing! I need this school to atthive that!"
 * Princess Prominade: "Well why not go to a Sisterhood School instead of a Friendship one? Or, would that be redundent too, (Skyceria and Mooseworth both groan in fruststraightion), since Sisterhood is something you learn at home and-"
 * The Chariot felt like it stopped to a screeching halt!
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Ohhhh! Are we there now?"
 * Mooseworth: "Wait, actselly, that felt to soon. I still feel like we're not there yet."
 * Princess Prominade looks out and sees that they're still in Everfree.
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Okay, unless the ponyvillains are giving us Deerlandian folk a proper welcome by having trees everywhere, this is CLEARLY not Ponyville! Where's the eyesore castle of Twilight Sprinkles that looks like a giant tree for some silly reason? I could've settled for even something as goofy as a pink pony appearing from nowhere and shouting "SURPRISE" at me! I would've even settle for a small fanfare welcoming community! Any attention at all, really!"
 * Mooseworth: "Uh, Princess, do remember that Everfree isn't exactly a safe place."
 * Princess Prominade: "(Gets off) Nahhhhh, it may be a forest filled with scary monsters and dark world-shattering forbodding secrets, but a forest's a forest. And we deers are FRIENDS to forestses..... Uh, Foresti...... Forelitlia? Forestluna? Uh, duh, BAH, point is, we deer and deer folk and forests are TIGHT, homey!"
 * Skyceria: "(Deadpan) Why did you say that as if that was a completely normal sentence?"
 * Princess Prominade: "Aw hush up, I'm just gonna make extreme demands to our clearly dummy chariot draggers and get us to ponyville way faster, because I'm Princess Prominade! (Gets to the duo) BUSH?! TWIG?! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, YA LAZY GOOD-FER-NOTHINGS!? YOU DO NOT MAKE PRINCESS PROMINADE LATE FOR ANYTHING?!"
 * Bush (Fat deer) Uh, sorry Princess, it's just, we saw something run by us really, really, REALLY fast?! It scared us to a quick halt?!"
 * Twig (Skinny deer): "Duh, yeah! It was like, a De-man!"
 * Princess Prominade: ".... Pretty sure ya meant to say "De-Mon", but don't be rediculious! The worse you typically have to worry about in these woods is hostile mythic creatures or un-naterol almagnations beyond anyone's reasonable sense of logic. Maybe the occational Parasite Oak. Or as some people like to call them, "Rape Trees", I mean, that's REALLY immature! And I say so, because I'm Princess Prominade."
 * Bush: ".... I, don't think that actselly helps us out too much."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh would you two dummies relax? We're from the deerlands, we're friend with nature, it's like, our arbatary gimmick or something."
 * Twig: "That's the thing. That thing, felt like he didn't belonged here."
 * Princess Prominade: "Oh don't be such big babies, (A figure slowly walked out seveal feet away from the chariot as the duo looked in fear), we can befriend pretty much any creature in these woods! I have yet to be unable to befriend anything or anyone, because I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * ??? (The Figure): "(Thick, Old African Voice) Care to test that proclimation, winged demon?"
 * A green glow appeared Princess Prominade as she looked in surprise, and looks mystifived like a deer in Headlights.....
 * Princess Prominade: "..... (Dazed) Ohhhhh, shiny..... I like shiny! (Bounces torwords the figure)."
 * Mooseworth stuck his head out as did Skyceria!
 * Mooseworth: "PRINCESS, DON'T?!"
 * Skyceria: "SIS?! STOP?! FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, DON'T BE SO STUPIDLY RETARDED?! WHO OR WHATEVER THAT IS, DON'T APPROUCH IT?!"
 * Princess Prominade: "I can't help it, it's so beautiful.... (Momentarly back to normal) And I know beauty, because I'm beautiful too, cause I'm Princess Pro- (The Figure Rapidly kicked down Princess Prominade that turned her around and fall flat on her face!) OW?! WHAT THE- (The Figure stomps on her back to pin her)..... HEY WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, CHICKEN LEGS?!"
 * ???: "The "Big Idea"..... (Raises two blade-like apprentriges)..... Is justice. (Slices at Princess Prominade)"
 * In drumatic slow motion, the four present witnesses, the espeically drumatised Skyceria, looked in shock and horror as the now cleanly sliced off wings fell to the ground. The victim herself, Prominade, has entered a state of physical shock from the intensity of the pain she felt that she didn't even screamed as she fell unconjustus......
 * The figure turned it's blade arms into normal arms and hands, as the figure proceeded to pick up the perfectly sliced off to the root wings, exsamines them like a hunter to a well-earned prize.....
 * Figure: "Oh yes.... These wings are nothing like what I seen before. The black equine was right! Winged Demons exist, BEYOND my world! And I.... Need to cleanse the universe! Starting with this world, I will hunt down and collect ALL wings of the Flying Scurge, no matter the size or ferosity! Be they avian, bug, or creatures like the winged deer, or even Dragon, I will cleansed the universes of the soaring oppressors?! (Looks at the chariot, looks at Twig, Bush, Mooseworth for abit and wasn't gonna pay much mind, until he noticed Skyceria and saw that she had wings too, to Skyceria's fearful surprise)..... (Places the wings on his silluetted cloak).... First thing's first. (Brings back the blade appenridges)."
 * Mooseworth: "(Realises what is occuring). NO, WAIT PLEASE?! (Intervenes for Skyceria and stands between her and the figure) Princess Prominade was one thing, but, Skyceria's practicly a child! Any forced removeal of wings could kill her?!"
 * Figure: "Do not defend the winged demon! I don't wish to hurt the oppressed slaves of the Flying Devils!"
 * Mooseworth: "Sir, I will have you know that I am Majordomo AND caretaker of the royal daughters of the king and queen of the Peryton race of the Deerlands, and if you think I'm going to stand idlely by and let you harm children, you're mistaken sir! I will have you reported and- (The Figure points his blade arms at the wimpfully shrilling moose)!"
 * Figure: ".... You only live because I sympathe with a slave with misguided love for their flight slaver."
 * Mooseworth: "..... MISS SKYCERIA, SAVE YOURSELF- (Saw that Skyceria as already flying away, holding her sister's body with struggle)..... Well, she certainly thought ahead. A reshorseful girl she i- (The Blade arms got itches closer as Mooseworth yelped!)......"
 * The Figure growled......
 * Figure: "..... You realise alcourse that not only have you caused my prey to flee, but she was able to bring the fallen sky demon's husk to prove my existence here?! You have just made my sacred mission, MORE difficult?! I should just put you and the two chariot jockeys out of your miseries?! (Mooseworth, and the now scared Twig and Bush shiver in fear)..... (The Figure made the Blade arms vanish).... But it is not me to harm fellow non-flights. I will instead have you three come with me and redeem yourselves, and seek revenge against your flyer slave-masters! Or else I may have to make good of easing your suffering if you three are truely without reprouch."
 * The three cowerds shuddered and wimper in fear!
 * Mooseworth: "O-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-of course, my liedge! We're, we're happy to serve! Right gentlemen?"
 * Twig: "Only so you won't hurt us!"
 * Bush: "We'll do anything?! Just don't kill us?!"
 * Figure: ".... Good..... Because cleansing the worlds of winged demons, esepically at my age, would be too daunting and too long of a task. I need to make myself practicly an immortal god to atthive this.... And I know of an anichent potion I learned from a legendary shaman of my tribe, that would help.... Tell me.... Do Phenoxes exist in this world? If so..... Where can I find a shaman like that of Africa?"
 * Mooseworth: "(Gulp), First of, yes, Phenoxes are of good supply here, secondly, if by "Af-a-Rica", you mean the Grasslands, and.... I, hear talk a ryming Zebra lives around here somewhere."
 * Figure: "..... Then, (Eyes glow green)..... Take me, to this Ryming Zebra......"
 * The trio gulped fearfully.
 * ???: Wow, did that lizard guy have sunburn and started peeling? (She notices Spike in the closet laying depressed)... Huh?... Hey, kid? You okay?
 * Spike: Ugh, not now, Cozy. I'm not in the mood to- (Sees her)... Oh. It's just the new kid.... Never did get your name.
 * Young Dragon: Quartz. Quartz Fume. I'm... Almost past your age....... Hey, aren't you Princess Twilight's dragon assistant?
 * Spike: Yeah?
 * Quartz: Well, Smolder told me about your molt you had recently. Must've been some early-life crisis you had, huh?
 * Spike:... You could say that. Since I got these wings, I have been having a hard time using them.
 * Quartz: Pbbsssh, tell me about it. I just had MY first molt last month. (Shows off her wings) It wasn't any easier for me either. Not helping that I was in a hell of a predicament.
 * Spike: Uh, can you ease off on the language?
 * Quartz: Nothing is profane in the Dragon Lands, remember? Heck, you've probably learned every cussword at this point. Even dragons like me have a hard time in lands where language is frowned upon. It's kinda in our aggressive nature. Point is, my molt last month got me kicked out of home, not just for the odor, but because I was... Shall we say... An oddball.
 * (Quartz): "You may've known about this overtly nice Changeling that became king?"
 * (Spike): "Well, yeah, that's Thorax."
 * (Quartz): "Well, I'm like him, but for dragon kind."
 * Quartz as a young dragon was seen admiring playing pony fillies from afar.
 * (Quartz): "I always felt like I was a pony trapped in a dragon's body."
 * The fillies found themselves in a position that their ball got taken by some older dragon teens, lead by a cobra-hooded dragon teen leader.
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: ".... Well well well, guys. What have we here?"
 * Stupid dragon teen that looked like a Monsterious Nightmare: "A bunch of baby color-inaccrate mules that strayed too far from that pony picnic park?!"
 * Another stupid dragon teen that looked like a Gronkle: "Really? I thought they were ponies."
 * A Smarter Dragon Teen that looked like a larged-jaw Garble: "THEY ARE PONIES, IDIOTS?!
 * Cobra-hood Dragon teen: "AHEM?! Point is..... What are we gonna do, about this?"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: "How's about, we show them how we dragons have fun?"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Duh, YEAH?!"
 * Smart Dragon teen: "Now that's more like it, num-nuts. What do you have in mind, Vemita?"
 * Vemita, the dragon teen leader: "Hmm, what's a girl to do?....."
 * Filly 1: "Um, can we, have our ball back?"
 * Vemita: ".... Ball?..... Oh sure! But you have to DODGE IT?! CAUSE IT'S DODGEBALL?! (Throws it at the first filly that hurts her)"
 * The Fillies scream and panic as the mean teens started to throw their own ball at them like jerks!
 * (Quartz): "I couldn't bare to watch those fillies get hurt by those creeps, so, I interviend!"
 * Quartz: "HEY YOU JERKS?! (The mean teens looked at Quartz)..... HOW'S ABOUT YOU TRY PICKING ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE?!"
 * Stupid Dragon 1: ".... Well it certainly can't be you!"
 * Stupid Dragon 2: "Yeah. Your too small, runt."
 * Vemita: "Or maybe you were going for.... (Aims the ball at Quartz) Someone your own spieces."
 * Quartz: "(Realises she was outsized and outgunned)..... Meep."
 * (Quartz): "And, I got my ass handed to me for it!"
 * Quartz got hit with the ball, then the dragon teens just started to beat her up, to the shock of the hidding fillies!
 * Vemita: "HOLD UP BOYS?! (The beating stopped as Quartz was injured)..... I think we have our qouta for today. And oh man, wait until the other dragons hear about this bitch defending ponies?!"
 * The jerks laughed as they dlew off!
 * Filly 1: "(.... As she picked up her ball, she looked at Quartz)..... We're sorry we gotten you in trouble with your own kind...... But, thank you though. (The fillies turn and made a run for it before Quartz can say anything)...."
 * (Quartz): "Good as it was, and as much as those fillies saw good in me, I learned the hard way that there was a clear reason why Ponies and Dragons aren't hanging around to much. And boy, did my name as a dragon took a nosedive when Vemita told everyone about me."

Chapter 3: Spike Meets the Winger

 * Spike was seen alone in Everfree and clearly very upset with himself.
 * Spike: "(Grumbling) Stupid wings. I wish I never had them!"
 * ???: "Is that so, young one?"