Opening A Can of Snakes

Opening a Can of Snakes is the 21st Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. There has been a series of freak attacks in the Dragon Realms New York. When the Lodgers come to investigate, the locals began to be afraid and wary of the Snake Lodgers. An enraged Tricorn prosecuted Viper and the Snake Lodgers for supposedly being 'responsible' for a series of snake attacks, especially with some of them being poisoned with snake venom. She was corrected by Shifu that they are not capable of such things, and not one of them were poisonous snakes. Though Tri-corn angrily demanded to know who was responsible for bite marks on the victim, who started muttering 'cobra'. At first, the Lodgers assumed it was Lord Cobra, but then the victim said it had no arms. To Viper, it means Fu-Xi has returned. She explains that the last time she encountered Fu-Xi, he tried to poison the town into a fearful state through their water supply, but was thwarted by her and Po. The Lodgers were also surprised when Cynder confessed that she had previously been acquainted by Fu-Xi, along with some other familiar faces like Fire the Dragonfly, Mo Tong the Mouse, Rash and Teddie the Possum Brothers, and a Goliath Beetle Sage named Lady Su Ming Cao, who have been the ones who revealed some of Qui's history to her and how she gotten the Alicorn potion that she is still thinking of using to discover her past. This makes Viper and Cynder (separately) determined to find out the secret of this act of weirdness. Turns out, the reasons are not out of complete malicious intentions. After saving Viper again (along with the snake Lodgers), Fu-Xi reveals that it was because those 'victims' he attacked were abusing, discriminating, and mistreating snakes. And he was actually half-right because the rest of the Lodge have already discovered the victims' pasts and what they were doing prior to the attack. While 3 of them were assaulting, tormenting, or discriminating snakes, 4 of them were just true victims. As Fu-Xi realizes this mistake, he finds that Tricorn has requested assistance of known Anti-Snake Bounty Hunters to hunt down Fu-Xi and kill him, placing a bounty on his head. Can the Lodgers decide if Fu-Xi is a dangerous psycho, or just a mentally broken antihero who is a bit sensitive about snake-discrimination, correct a few misunderstandings, and prevent Fu-Xi from becoming another possible addition to any of the 3 main villain teams if he's REALLY unlucky, all the while, make sure Mang keeps his creepy corruptive mutant mits to himself?

Transcript
Intro (Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness- The Legend of Fushi)

Chapter 1: A Certain Snake Strikes Again
A construction site. City. Later... Tri-corn's office. Victim ward. Tri-corn's office. Fu-Xi's origins from the episode played for abit, then returned to this scene. Flashback. Flashback ends.
 * Alot of Construction workers are seen having Lunch, all except on Python construction worker that is over-working himself to death.
 * Rhino Construction Worker: ".... Oh no. Bob's overworking himself again."
 * Goat Consturction Worker: "Aw, gees. Bob takes work TOO seriously."
 * Bison Construction Worker: "Yeah, espeically since his dad taught him to work before anything else. He needs SERIOUS help."
 * The Construction Boss, A mongoose came by.
 * Construction Workers: "Hello, Mr. Mong."
 * Mr. Mong the boss Mongoose: "Hello boys, I-"
 * Mr. Mong sees Bob the over-working Python.
 * Mr. Mong: "Oh no. Is Bob over-working again?"
 * Construction Workers: "Yes."
 * Mr. Mong: "While I appresiate an active worker, I can't have him over-working himself to death! Not only would this be a lawsuit nightmare to deal with the union, but he has a family to think about! Boys, we need to get Bob to see an intervention about his work addiction. He's taking his father words too seriously. Agreed?"
 * Construction Workers agreed.
 * Mr. Mong: "Good. Glad we agree gentlemen. Starting tomorrow, Bob will have to get a paid weeks off, cause I plan to send him to a reabilitation center to teach him on how to take a break already. He's gonna end up working himself to death and-"
 * Mr. Mong noticed his workers are terrifived.
 * Mr. Mong: "....... Boys? What's the matta? You look like you just seen (A shadow looms over him), A, A ma-ma-mamamamamamamammamamamamamamamma, HUGE SNAKE?!"
 * This was the Masked Fu-Xi.
 * Fu-Xi: "I, do NOT, appresiate Mongooses like YOU subugating snakes to forced labor, while your PERFECTLY able legger minions sit about and eat lunch!?"
 * Mr. Mong: "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please, it's not what you think! It's lunch break, and the problem is, Bob is hopelessly addicted to work! We're talking about giving him an intervention right now! Just, please, don't inform the union about this!"
 * Fu-Xi removes his mask!
 * Fu-Xi: "I think a, Union, (Bares fangs), IS THE LAST OF YOUR CONCERNS?!"
 * Mr. Mong: "Whoa whoa whoa, pal! It should be fair to ya that we Mongooses are ammuned to snake venom! And on top of that, it would quilify as assult! So, can we please just rationally talk about our problems and-"
 * Fu-Xi: "My venom is much more divine then normal snakes, thanks to my father in the dragon gods! Even your ammunity would not protect you. And on top of it, I DO NOT NEGOSIATE WITH ANYONE WHO WAS WITH SU-SU KA-BOOM AND THE ANTI-SANKE MONGOOSE CLAN!?"
 * Construction Workers laughed!
 * Rhino: "SU-SU KA-BOOM?! WHAT KIND OF A NAME IS THAT!?"
 * Mr. Mong looked horrorfived.
 * Mr. Mong: ".... Please, my, my family STOPPED serving, that maniac! I'm a reformed mongoose, I'm, I'm sorry for what he did you, please! Please Fu-Xi, not all Mongooses are like that ever since those days anymore, you have to believe me, I-"
 * Fu-Xi: "PAY FOR YOUR TRANSGRESSIONS, MONG?!"
 * Fu-xI attacked as a scream was heard and the scene flashed!
 * The Lougers were returning home after a great Donut party.
 * Icky: "Aw man! Nothing like a GREAT celebration to get things rolling."
 * Iago: You were right, Sandy, NO ONE can resist jelly-filled donuts.
 * Sandy: Right?
 * Viper: Well, I have to admit, that donut party was worth it. I've actually never tried custard-filled donuts before since...well...my dad was against sweets.
 * Iago: I didn't even know donuts existed in China.
 * Po: Oh, they do. As a food enthusiast, I know EVERYTHING about Chinese cuisine, including the delicious Ox-tongue pastry. Not to mention the youtiao, the saa jung, the Shuangbaotai, which I actually have to thank Siam for, and my personal favorite, suncakes.
 * Viper: Yeah, I never tried a dessert until I became a Kung Fu master. My father believed that you need to keep a thin body in order to be physically superior. Well, now I tried my first American donut cuisine, and I still feel strong.
 * Dodger: At least we're all able to survive eating chocolate on donuts because, you know, cartoons throw that logic completely out the window.
 * Rico: (Burps loudly)...Excuse me. (Everyone laughed until police sirens were heard outside, and the UUPD arrived)
 * Po: Uh...why are the UUPD outside?
 * Bagheera: It must concern the status about B.I.T.C.H. (Icky, Po, Iago, Sparx, and Fidget laughed at that statement)... It's not funny. Well, at least I assume it wasn't meant to be funny. I have to admit, I do NOT understand well the choice of the name here.
 * Bullington: (The cops come in)...Uh...guys?
 * Shifu: What seems to be the problem, Chief?
 * Bullington:...Well...
 * Puss: (They all see as Viper and a few other snake Lodgers were restrained by the cops) This is OUTRAGEOUS!!
 * Banzai: You're basically telling us... That a lot of violent assults have been occurring over the past few days and it involves a venomous snake... And Tricorn... Is blaming VIPER and the snake lougers for it?
 * Axle: I'm sorry, but her orders were clear. Until they are proven innocent, they must be locked up.
 * SpongeBob: That's downright ridiculous! I'll have you know that not only would Viper never do such a thing, but she was born with no venomous fangs. In fact, none of our snake members are venomous.
 * Axle looks inside her mouth.
 * Axle: "Then what are the things inside her mouth?"
 * Viper: "THOSE Fangs are not real! They were a birthday gift from my father so I would look attractive to male snakes. They're asentually snake dentures. (Removes the fangs) See?"
 * Axle: "JESUS CHRIST THAT'S FREAKY?!"
 * Viper puts them back in.
 * Viper: "Secondly, have you TRIED to talk to the victims?"
 * Bullington: "You see, we were planning to, but Tri-corn, got into Glitch-corn mode again, and-"
 * Icky: "Figures."
 * Shifu: "Say no more, Bullington. We'll settle this with Tri-corn first."
 * Tri-corn: "YOU PEOPLE ARE SURE VIPER AND THE OTHERS AREN'T BEHIND THIS?!"
 * Shifu: "Yes. Viper does not have real fangs of her own and the rest of the snake lougers are not venomious. They're pretty much contristers."
 * Tri-corn: ".... Then your telling me, THAT THERE'S A ROUGE VENOMIOUS SNAKE RUNNING AROUND AND BITING VICTIMS LIKE MR. MONG IN THE NECK AND CAUSING THEM TO HALLUSINATE?!"
 * Viper: "Mr. Mong? But he's a mongoose. Aren't they suppose to be ammuned?"
 * Jamica: "It's.... Possable we're dealing with a super snake. An escaped Mega-Sci Corp exspeariment perhaps. Or, something far worse."
 * Viper looks concern.
 * Viper: ".... We need to see Mr. Mong now."
 * A series of victims, including Mr. Mong and several unlucky construction workers, are seen severing in bed in fear.
 * Mr. Mong: "He's everywhere. EVERYWHERE?!"
 * The Lougers enter the room.
 * Shifu: "Mr. Mong, you were reportingly attacked by a snake who's venom even your famous mongoose ammunity did not protect you from. We need a distriction of the creature."
 * Mr. Mong looked to see the Lougers, and saw Viper and the Snake lougers, who in his eyes, turned into a bunch of Fu-Xi's.
 * Mr. Mong: "AGGHHHHHHHHHHHH?! SNAKES?! SNAKES!? HE'S EVERYWHERE?! COBRA?! COBRA!?"
 * The Lougers gasped!
 * Icky: "Oh, my, god! MANG-BUTT DID THIS!?"
 * Skipper: "MANG HAS GONE ROUGE!?"
 * Mr. Mong: "N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-NO?! NOT MANG?! COBRA, WITH NO ARMS?!"
 * Icky: ".... Well that's pretty much every fucking cobra in existence, buddy!"
 * Viper: "... Cobra..... No arms..... (Gasps)..... (Quietly)..... Fu-Xi."
 * The Lougers returned.
 * Tri-corn: "So, what's your report?"
 * Viper: "Well, we can diffently say, it's not me, the snake lougers, and certainly not another escaped lab exspeariment!"
 * Tri-corn: "SO IT'S THAT CRAZY MANG ASSHOLE, ISN'T IT?!"
 * Skipper: "We thought so, but Viper said no."
 * Viper: ".... It's, someone who came from china in the Dreamworks universe..... Someone, who was once a great hero, but became a fallen victim..... He, was Lord Fu-Xi."
 * The Lougers gasped!
 * Cynder donned a even more surprised face.
 * Tri-corn: "...... My god........ He, lost his family?"
 * Viper: "Yes.... And at first, I thought it was just because people were just afraid of snakes..... Until, sometime after the Chrismas mess when I successfuly reunited my family with my uncle Copperfang, he, he confessed about Su Su Ka-Boom scaring him from his original desteny as a kung-fu master, and... My father, told me a horrorable truth, about the tragity, behind the tragity...."
 * (Viper): "Fu-Xi had a unigte set of parents..... His father, a mighty chinese dragon god who created the fire.... And a mother.... A wise sage Golith Beetle named Lady Su Ming Cao, who created Fu-Xi's form, and made him an automatic master of Kung-Fu. She raised Fu-Xi as her own, and taught him to become a hero. Fu-Xi, eventally made a family, and became a beloved unoffitcal king of all snakes, even of those not native to Dreamworks China. A cult of devoted non-snakes, was founded by Lady Su to correct and prevent the false sayings against snakes that are known today. For you see, snakes were brought to Dreamworks China to help the lands from the trouble plauged by the neglect and greed.... Of Mongooses. (A series of dark looking Mongooses were seen.) Before snake, Mongooses were considered saviors of china.... But they weren't humble and generious.... They always expected to be rewarded or paid, and left poor villages to suffer from villainy. The Dragon Gods had enough, and brought the snakes to china to offer a more rightious, and charitable, way to prevent villainy. But sadly, the mongooses did not appresiate this. The worse of them, was a clan. An Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan.... Lead by the treacherious Su-Su Ka-Boom. He, was respondsable of tricking people to massicure Fu-Xi's family to begin with.... Then...... He laid waste to the Snake Cult, killing but very few struggling survivers, Lady Su espeically."
 * Lady Su, Mong To, the Possums and Fire were cornered by the familer Mongoose from the Chrismas Speical, as well as two silluetted figures.
 * The leader mongoose attacked!
 * (Viper): "Fu-Xi, dispite his broken heart, bravely stood up to the wicked Su-Su..."
 * Fu-Xi charged after the Leader Mongoose.
 * (Viper): ".... But at a price."
 * The Mongoose punched Fu-Xi extremely hard in the head!
 * Fu-Xi fell unconjustusly.
 * (Viper): "Satisfived with his cruelty, he didn't even bother going after Su and the survivers anymore, and left Fu-Xi to suffer in pain."
 * The Mongooses left.
 * Lady Su looked sadly at Fu-Xi and began to cry.
 * Viper: "The injury, left Fu-Xi to become, horrendusly misguided and violent ever since...."
 * Tri-corn lets go a small tear.
 * Jamica: "..... That poor thing.... (Cries)."
 * Po looked shocked..... He was seeing Fu-Xi in a new light... But conflicted at the same time....
 * Cynder couldn't help but held her down at this.
 * Icky: "..... Wow does his life suck!"
 * Tri-corn: "..... It's, gravely unfortunate..... But I want him, to be captured and stopped.... And... I'll make a deal with you Lougers.... WITH, conditions....... If you can capture him, and defeat, speical people I would sent after him, I would promise to allow him to live.... But be warned.... I am VERY, very, very likely to ask these people, to put that tragic beast out of his misery if they are left undefeated and get to him first! At least, I warned you lougers that I might be after someone's head!"
 * Viper: "Then we'll accept your challnage. We'll get Fu-Xi, AND prevent your "speical people". We'll be sure Fu-Xi is contained and he will be sent back to where she should've been."
 * Tri-corn: "And, another thing..... If any of the villain teams OR your usual brand of enemies discover him, MAKE SURE YOUR DISCOURAGED AS FUCK TO TRY TO INCLUDE HIM?! It's obvious a guy like him would be dangerious if he fell into the wrong hands!"
 * Shifu: "You have our word. Any of our usual foes will be greatly discouraged to see Fu-Xi out for whatever rediculious sceme they crave."
 * Tri-corn: "Good, and do that ESPEICALLY TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?! I'm, concerned, that Lord Cobra might fancy that over-grown cobra to join the leage, for pretty obvious reasons."
 * Spyro: "Don't worry. If Mang does deside to get after Fu-Xi, we'll deter that ambition for good."
 * Tri-corn: "Good..... You may leave."
 * The Lougers leave.
 * Jamica: ".... At least you warned the lougers that you might seek to do things your way."
 * Tri-corn: "Don't get me wrong, Jamica. I mainly want this Fu-Xi prevented as a threat.... I was merely trying see which way is the most approbeate.... Now, get me the numbers of the finest Bounty Hunters that speicalised on snakes."
 * Jamica: "(Gulp).... Alchourse."
 * Tri-corn: "And afterwords.... I want you to take the rest of the week off.... I don't want you to get hurt by those people."
 * Jamica: "..... Thank you for caring, Senator."

Chapter 2: Cynder's Confession/The Bounty Hunters Arrive.
Downtown. An Alley. Tri-Corn's office building. A Tiger with Sexy Tigresses appeared as this song played.
 * The Lougers walk down.
 * Cynder: "..... Guys, there's, something I want to admit about the potion I got while we dealt with Qui and the Plunderweeds..... And..... A few other things....."
 * Po: "Ok.... I mean, I'm sure it's not extremely shocking or anything....."
 * Cynder: "..... It.... Mostly will concern Fu-Xi."
 * Po: "...... Ok, NOW it gets shocking!"
 * Spyro: "Cynder, what do you mean?"
 * Cynder: It's actually something I should've said a long time ago...you see...Fu-Xi gave me that Alicorn potion.
 * Squidward: (Dubbed as Stewie) SAY WHAAAAAT?!?
 * Shenzi: SAY WHAAAAAT?!?
 * Tigress: FU-XI GAVE YOU THAT POTION?!?
 * Crane: Why didn't you tell us about this from the start?!? That may not have been an Alicorn potion. It could've been a poison.
 * Cynder: If it was a poison, I would've smelled it. It smelled right, so Fu-Xi was completely honest with me.
 * Viper: I don't know. Some poisons are odorless.
 * Cynder: Well, I'm sorry, but that Alicorn potion is what it is. My sense of smell is twice as strong as a dog's, so I can smell even the odorless of poisons. Don't believe me, then ask Twilight.
 * Shenzi: We'll have to do that later, hon. Right now, we need to stop Fu-Xi from causing anymore harm.
 * Viper: Well, locating him will not be easy. He could be watching us right now, and even Cynder won't be of use to us. We'll have to find him ourselves.
 * Cynder: "Seriously?! The fact he gave me something to help me learn about my past PROVES he might not nessersarly be the same rouge snake anymore!"
 * The Lougers began to look at each-other.
 * Po: "..... Well, if so, then something must've happened to piss Fu-Xi off to relapse EXTREMELY badly!"
 * Spyro: "We do believe you, Cynder. We're just being cautious. I mean, if he was honest, then why didn't you told us sooner?"
 * Cynder: "He simply didn't want tme to talk about him. He was afraid you wouldn't understand.... But I warned him that if he turned out to be trouble in some way, I wouldn't keep quiet. And like Po said, something must've ticked him off."
 * Viper: "..... (Sigh), He mostly mistaken some scenarios as acts of Snake discrimination. Like with Mr. Mong. He has a python worker named Bob who works too much.... Fu-Xi must've mistaken Mong for a slave driver.... Didn't help that Mong was a mongoose, and we know what he feels about them."
 * Shifu: "I have also noticed that the majority of victims are Mongooses, give or take exceptions.... Perhaps he's mistaken them as agents of the Anti-Snake Clan.... Or even, they actselly were part of it at some point. We'll have to be sure we return to the victims after they recover from the effects."
 * Icky: "So, because an extremely assholic mongoose screwed him over in more ways then one, that he fucks up random mongooses because of that guy? So he's anti-mongoose now, eh?"
 * Crane: "To be fair, snakes and mongooses, cobras espeically, are natrol rivals in the wild. It's kinda like Foxes and Dogs. Remember Wayne and Juan?"
 * Icky: "Oh yeah. So this is another case of speices rivalry gone south, eh? Then we REALLY have to bust the guy, pronto."
 * Cynder: "Ok, but we have to ask him certain questions first. Outside of the obvious, we need to ask him things like, why he's interested in being here?"
 * Shifu: "Hmmm.... Your right. His presence here is, mysterious. We'll do so after we capture him."
 * Lord Shen: "Cynder, the next time a stranger gives you something, be cautious about it!"
 * Cynder: "(Sighs), Yes Shen."
 * The Lougers continued.
 * They were watched by Mo Tong, and the possum bros.
 * Teddie: "Aw man! Cynder ratted us out!"
 * Rash: "Ya think she be more grateful!"
 * Mo Tong: "Hey come on guys, in her defence, Fu-Xi desided to over-punish people over mistaken identity, and risk this to happen! She did warned that if Fu-Xi turned out to be dangerious, she wasn't keeping secrets! We're lucky the Lougers sympathise with his tragity and only wish to return him back to china."
 * Rash: "So, your point is...."
 * Mo Tong: "Simple, if we can get Fu-Xi explained that he contributed in helping the lougers out, they'll understand even more he's not THAT dangerious.... Just unstable."
 * ???: "I'm not sure they'll listen."
 * Fire came in.
 * Fire: "The Lougers are also gonna be over-cautious cause of that poison the water insodent awhile back. Yeah, he helped out way more then the series currently showed, but they don't know that! They mostly thought it was dumb luck. Really, really dumb luck."
 * Mo Tong: "Look, if they're willing to forgive a genisidal Peacock, I think they'll forgive a mental case king cobra with, ALOT, of issues."
 * Fire: "Tong, I'm just worried for Fu-Xi's safety. You saw that senator said she'll call out for Bounty Hunters. What if she calls the very enemies of Fu-Xi?"
 * Mo Tong: "Then we have to make sure this meeting happens, fast! We have to get to Lady Su!"
 * The 4 run off.
 * Su was pacing around.
 * Lady Su: "I can't believe Fu-Xi is allowing his pain to get over-board again! I honestly don't believe it.... What is he up to now?"
 * Fire, Rash and Teddie, and Mo Tong returned.
 * Mo Tong: "Don't worry about Fu-Xi for now... Cause I have a plan, that will slove, everything."
 * Lady Su: "... Very well, Mo Tong. But we have to hurry... Something, foul, is already in our midst."
 * A well armored Asin looking Baboon arrived at the building.
 * Baboon: "Hmmm......"
 * ???: "(Dark laughing), Ello, Gov'ner."
 * A Long black cape wearing, Black Top Hat wearing Crane with a steelbeak came in.
 * Baboon: "Hmmp.... Steelbeak.... No surprise a desendent of the disgraced Sinsworth, the servent of Taiklar, with the same name as a Darkwing Duck villain for some reason, would disgraced my presence."
 * Steelbeak Sinsworth the crane: "Oh, now, now, Moon Chi. We are merely brought togather by the same simple cause, mate.... To see whoever can snag an unlucky basturd serpent who crosses paths with Ol' Tri-corn, eh, pip-pip, nodge nodge, cheerio?"
 * Moon Chi the Baboon: "Why don't you disgrace yourself somewhere else? I am claiming this hunt."
 * ???: "Well I don't done see yer name on it, boy!"
 * A frog dressed like Pa the Frog Hunter, along with an Allagater dressed like Durnal, and a Possum who dressed like Two-Finggers were seen.
 * Steelbeak: "Well well well, even the Yokels Billy Frog, Al E. Gator, and Pete Possum came to play eh? I don't suppose Tri-corn won't mind the bloodly rabble, (LAUGHS)?!"
 * Billy Frog: "RABBLE!? See here, city-slicker, wes be the finest snake hunters in the Bayou!"
 * Steelbeak: "Aw, how cute? But how's about it's time to say, "BYE", you! (Laughs!)"
 * Moon Chi: "HOW'S ABOUT YOU BOTH LEAVE AND-"
 * An Indian Song played.
 * Steelbeck: ".... Oh bloodly hell..... NOT HIM?!"
 * Moon Chi: ".... Oh, magnifisent.... As you people aren't enough.... It's, him...."
 * Billy Frog: "Oh dag nabbit, not Prince Rajah!?"

In Tri-corn's building.
 * The Other Bounty Hunters groan!
 * Steelbeak: "Bloodly ell, man! Much you gone and sing and dance with sexy women all the damn time like something out of a bollywood production?!"
 * Prince Rajah the Tiger: "Greetings to you Mr. Moon Chi, Sir Sinsworth, and my highly uneducated swamp friends. I see you came to apply for the position as well. Well, I, Prince Rajah, shall claim it and offer a soulution without killing the snake."
 * Steelbeak: "YOU MEAN TURN IT INTO ANOTHER BRAIN-WASH DANCER, YOU LOONY?!"
 * Moon Chi: "ON TOP OF THAT, YOUR NOT EVEN A REAL PRINCE?!"
 * Prince Rajah: "That much is true my friends. For you can clearly see, it's a stage name. But I am like a prince to my private dancing snake army."
 * Billy Frog: "TRI-CORN WANTS A REAL SNAKE HUNTER, NOT SOME INJUN EN-TO-TAN-NEER!?"
 * Prince Rajah: "I most peacefully and non-violently protest your accusation, my friend."
 * Moon Chi sighs annoyed as he turns and sees a van.
 * Moon Chi: ".... NO!?"
 * The Other Bounty Hunters looked to see the van that looks like the Mystery Machine, except with anti-snake logos, and the tite said "Snake Killers Inc".
 * Moon Chi: "..... Oh no........ HIM?!"

As the song Plays, an omimus figure was walking down with several followers following him, as personal quelled and flinched in fear of the figure. As the song ends, the figure barged open the door, and reveiled, a regelly dressed Scooby-Doo clone with Clones of the Scooby gang.
 * Tri-corn sees him.
 * Tri-corn: "Ahhh.... The Netoruious Snake Killer Inc, and their leader.... Noobert Doo. How's your cousin Scooby Doo doing?"
 * Nooby Doo: "Ugh.... The ungrateful Hollywood basturd child still won't talk about me... Ungrateful urchen. But I am glad to make your aquintence, Tri-corn.... Allow me to introduse my, help.... This is Teddie Jones.... The team idiotic brute. Stephenie.... The bimbo. Vernma..... Our gothic genius.... And, Raggy....... Our comic relief hippie mascot. We're here for the position about the, snake problem."
 * Moon Chi and the other Bounty Hunters busted in!
 * Moon Chi: "LISTEN HERE, YOU MAGNIFISENT BASTURD!? I CAME HERE FIRST?!"
 * Steelbeak: "I'M THE DEADLEST ASSASSIN IN HISTORY!?"
 * Billy Frog: "MAH BOYS AND I ARE THE FINEIST SNAKE HUNTERS EVER!?"
 * Prince Rajah: "I must peacefully insist that I offer a death-free solution to your snake problem."
 * Nooby: "Oh nonsense, you sad collections of wash-outs, murderors, incompident jokes, and bollywood rejects. It's Snake Killer Inc she desires. No snake alive has ever escaped us.... Except that blasted accursed King Cobra by the name of-"
 * Tri-corn: "Fu-Xi."
 * The Bounty Hunters look at Tri-corn.
 * Tri-corn: "I brought you all here cause it's clear to me that you all have encountered this, Fu-Xi before. Correct?"
 * Rajah:...Let me guess, it's him we're after.
 * Tricorn: I don't exactly know if it IS him, to be honest, but I'm sending you guys just to be sure.
 * Moon Chi: Well, I must say, you presented us with a convenient opportunity, your grace.
 * Billy: Oh, I'm pretty sure we're gonna be getting him first.
 * Al: Yeah, we're gonna clobber him good!
 * Rajah: Uh, I'm pretty sure killing is a bit over-kill. There must be a less-violent way to deal with that guy.
 * Nooby Doo: Oh, shut up, you just want him to be part of your charming act. We all want him dead. And I'm sure me and my crew will be perfect for the job.
 * Moon Chi: Uh-uh, it's MY job! (They all argued)
 * Tricorn: SILENCE!! It does NOT matter who gets to that killer first. What DOES matter is getting the job done. But be warned. Your not the only ones after him. I made a deal with those lougers that if they can get him first, AND beat you lot, you won't get paid and they'll be free to do with him as they please... Which FAR then less likely involves killing him, or turning him into an entertainment prop.
 * Steelbeak: "Then what the bloodly ell's the point of dragging all of us here then if your just gonna send those goody two shoes?!"
 * Tri-corn: "I'm having a sort've... Kingpin deal. I am trying to have Fu-Xi eliminated as a threat with each-other way's proven most effective. Your ways, or their way. It doesn't really matter who gets Fu-Xi, I am merely interested in having one less psyco serpent off the streets. But tecnecally, yes, having Bounty Hunters here does seem un-nessersary. But here's the thing. As much as I am growing to trust the lougers instincts, I still want to try if my way can still stop problems for good. I had already placed a huge bounty on Fu-Xi.... 10, Zillion, Dollars."
 * Nooby's eyes turn into dollar signs!
 * Steelbeak: "BLOODLY ELL?! THAT'S ENOUGH TO BUY BUCKINGHAM PALACE, IT IS!?"
 * Moon Chi: "Your money is not what I seek. My reward, (Turns on wrist blades), IS HIS HEAD!?"
 * Prince Rajah: "I don't nessersarly need the money. Turning Fu-Xi into my star attraction is it's own reward."
 * Billy Frog: "Thank ya kindly miss, but we swamp boys don't need money. Bashing a snake on the head it's enriching enough as it is, (chuckles)."
 * Tri-corn: "I, HAVE, A CONDITION, HOWEVER!? Knowing you people tend to be, extreme, I have limits. Your only allowed to kill and/or turned into a preformer Fu-Xi. Your NOT ALLOWED TO ATTACK ANY OTHER SNAKE!? ESPEICALLY NOT MY SECTRATARY JAMICA WHO IS ON A DAY-OFF!? Not even if it's to lure him out base on his misguided disire to defend snakes from discrimination!? As for the Lougers, your only allowed to non-fatally defeat them."
 * Steelbeak: "NON-FATALLY DEFEAT THEM?! EVEN THE BLOODLY SNAKE LOUGERS!?"
 * Tri-corn: "Yes, them included. I am in a serious controversey right now after a nasty rampage against a mafia, and having Bounty Hunters, espeically the likes of YOU people, killing beloved heroes or spilled innosent blood would WORSEN IT?! And if I hear that Jamica was even minorly SCRATCHED by you people, I'LL DESTROY EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU?!? (Breathes heavily).... (Calms down...) Do I make myself clear?"
 * Nooby-Doo: "You have Snake Killers Inc's word that the only snake that dies tonight, is Fu-Xi."
 * Tri-Corn: "Good. You all are dismissed, and good luck."
 * The Bounty Hunters left.
 * Velma-like Girl: Well, this seems difficult. How exactly can one possibly restrain and stop people like the Lougers without actually killing them?
 * Raggy: Like, I don't know, Vernma. But I'm like, personally glad though. I don't wanna end up making people hate me for killing beloved icons.
 * Nooby-Doo: I'LL decide what to do with those Lodger idiots.
 * Fred-like Man: Personally, I think we need the money so we can get more members and build up our forces so that nobody will be able to stop us.
 * Nooby-Doo: You don't get to make decisions anymore, Ted! You had a chance to be a good leader, and you blew it because of your ignorance. I swear, I'd make a great leader in that lame Mystery Inc. than that bastard that looks like you.
 * Ted: I didn't even like your cousin, to be honest. He was pretty annoying to be around.
 * Vernma: Oh, that's NOTHING compared to his nephew, Scrappy Doo! Good GOD, was he annoying!!
 * Daphne-like Girl: It's bad enough they made him a bad guy once, but yes, he really is annoying.
 * Nooby-Doo: Uh, guys, we're getting off-track here. We need to track down Fu-Xi in order to be rid of him forever.
 * Moon Chi: Oh, I don't think so! I shall be the one to apprehend that disgraceful maniac.
 * Pete Possum: No, it shall be US that will do that! We'll have some serious fun with that bastard.
 * Rajah: Says you, old rodent! That accomplishment is mine. (They all argued)
 * Nooby-Doo: ENOUGH! We're not going to just sit around and bicker like this. Tricorn is right, it doesn't matter who gets him first as long as the job is finished.
 * Steelbeak: "Who cares about that?! I am gonna snag that snake to get the money!? I'll be set for life, mates!?"
 * Steelbeak runs off like a maniac!
 * Moon Chi: "FORGET THE MONEY?! IT'S FINALLY CLAIMING FU-XI'S HEAD I CARE ABOUT!? AND IT'LL BELONG TO ME!?"
 * Moon Chi ran off!
 * Prince Rajah: "Both of them are mistaken, friends. Fu-Xi belongs to me. I swear on all the devines I would claim him."
 * Prince Rajah hops on a magic carpet and flew off!
 * Billy Frog: "Well boys, about time we hunt down that snake Fu-Xi!"
 * The Snake Hunters ran off and started shouting like hill-billys!
 * Nooby-Doo sighed annoyed.
 * Nooby-Doo: "Each of those ingrets have the greatest potainional to be an unstoppable fighting force, but pride, ignorent, incompidence, and over-all unenlighten beliefs keep them apart."
 * Ted: "Well..... Uh... Why not just, Ya know..... Use Vernma's tracking device we can use to track down Fu-Xi and prove those guys wrong?"
 * Nooby-Doo: ".... Well, for once, your ignorence wasn't able to be an issue. Everyone, to the van... It's time, to gear up."
 * Nooby-Doo begins to laugh as Mo Tong was secretly watching this.
 * Mo Tong: ".... Oh no.... THOSE creeps are gonna SERIOUSLY complincate things. I have to warn Lady Su!?"
 * Mo Tong runs off!

Chapter 3: Fu-Xi's Return and Reveal/The Bounty Hunters Get Served
Downtown. Allyway. Meanwhile...
 * Shifu: "We must split into teams. Snake Lougers, your the most likely to encounter Fu-Xi, go as a team to any area he may be hiding. Alley ways, empty construction sites, the dump, graveyards, the city's snake pit, (A quick cut to a snake pit)..... I honestly don't know why Tri-corn even approved of that.... Check any place Fu-Xi is likely hiding. And hurry. It's likely Tri-corn's other challnagers are arriving soon. The rest of us will target any likely place he'll attack that'll concern Mongooses."
 * The Lougers Split.
 * Kaa: "Ohhh..... Why does it have to be an Ally?"
 * Savio: "Relax, that stuff about allys being dangerious is just a stranger danger myth. They're no more dangerious then sleeping in the bathtub."
 * Lola Boa: "Easy for you to say. You tend to EAT anything smaller then you, bro!"
 * Savio: "Eh, it's true. I'm afraid of virtually, nothing."
 * Suddenly, a Thug Boar, Moose, Porupine, and a Rabbit appeared from nowhere!
 * Boar: "Fresh meat!?"
 * Moose: "You snakes are in the wrong neightberhood, ha-yuck."
 * Porupine: "I wanna have my way with the girly ones."
 * Rabbit: "I wanna see how thick their skulls are!?"
 * Savio: "Pfft, they're nothing but a free buffet... I'll probuly need to get rid of the spines on the porupine though, but other then that-"
 * An angry elephant sound was heard!
 * Savio squelled like a girl!
 * The Snake Lougers turned to see an angry thug bull elephant.
 * Larry the anaconda: ".... Uh-oh."
 * Viper: "Oh no.... Jumbo the Terrorable."
 * Jumbo: "(Growls)..... The Snake Lougers.... You actselly thought that stupid Tri-corn-katraz can hold the great Jumbo the Terrorable?! HA!? I proved you all wrong!?"
 * Boar: "Yeah, you sure did, boss!"
 * Savio was quivering like a cowerd!
 * Kaa: "Listen, Mr. Jumbo... You see, you kinda, caught us at a bad time. You see, we're seeking out a rouge snake, and uh-"
 * Jumbo: "Oh, (Chuckles), you mean, the Zillion Dollar one? (Holds up a wanted poster of a shape of a Cobra). Tri-corn's offering a serious Bounty to anyone outside of these bounty hunters to claim that asshole. And I want that MONEY!? And it's clear he's known to come when snakes are in trouble, or thinks they are anyway. Boys.... Let's mess them up."
 * The Thugs brought out their weapons.
 * Jumbo cracks his fists.
 * Viper: "You don't know what your doing, Jumbo. He's more formitable then you think!"
 * Jumbo: "HA?! I ain't ascared of stupid snakes!?"
 * The Thugs menaceingly get closer to the snake lougers.
 * ???: GET AWAY FROM THEM, TUBBY!!
 * Jumbo:...WHO DARES CALL ME TUBBY?!? (Something lightning-fast slapped him in the face as he crushed the Boar and Rabbit under his large body) OW!!
 * Viper: Oh, I think we found him, guys.
 * Lola: Well, it's about time.
 * Sir Hiss: Oh, I'm sure that guy is not that intimidating. (Suddenly a hiss was heard as a figure leaped into the shadows, and revealed itself as a large familiar cobra, it was Fu-Xi)...WOW, that's a bigass snake! Much bigger than what I thought he would be.
 * Jumbo: GET HIM!! (The henchmen tried to tackle Fu-Xi, but he was able to outwit them with his flexibility and skills)...(Gulps)...
 * Fu-Xi: (Displays his fangs) Don't make me use these!
 * Jumbo: (Screams like a girl and runs off and he ends up running right into the UUPD which point their guns at him)...Oh, balls!
 * Fu-Xi: Another job well done.
 * Viper: Hello, Fu-Xi.
 * Fu-Xi: Hello, Viper. It's been quite a while since we last met.
 * Kaa: Wow, I never knew that cobras could be as big as him.
 * Sir Hiss: Okay, I take it back, he is pretty intimidating.
 * Viper: Alright, Fu-Xi, tell me, are you here as a hero or as a villain?
 * Fu-Xi: It matters not. I am fully aware that Cynder has told you about my involvement.
 * Lola: So what, are you gonna kill her for ratting out on you?
 * Fu-Xi: No, I actually felt that our acquaintanceship needed to end one way or another. So I decided to just motivate her to tell you instead of confront you myself because you would not think fondly of me.
 * Viper: Well, yeah, you almost poisoned an entire village.
 * Fu-Xi: The point being that I felt that it was a matter of time before you found out. So I will have to say right now... I'm here as a hero.
 * Viper: Are you sure? You attacked random innosent people.
 * Fu-Xi: "INNOSENT?! ALOT OF THEM WERE MONGOOSES OR ALLIES OF MONGOOSES?! Surely, your fully aware of what Mongooses have done to all snake kind!?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Now, I don't blame you for making, a certain assumtion based on the actions of certain individuals, but, I honestly doubt those mongooses were in anyway assusiated with this, Su Su, I-"
 * Fu-Xi: "THEN ASK THEM YOURSELF?! I HEARD IT WITH MY OWN, well..... EARHOLES!?"
 * Savio: "You actselly think those Mongooses you attacked worked with this Ka-Boom guy? Well then WHY just put them in the state of fear and not-"
 * Fu-Xi: "Because my mother's against that. She already doesn't approve of me attacked "Reformed" Anti-Snake Mongoose members as it is, can you imagine her scolding me greatly for it?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, I mean no disrespect to your feelings, good sir, but I'm afraid I'll have to sidw with your mother in this. If those Mongooses are indeed former members, then OBVIOUSLY they aren't a threat to even so much as a little guardner snake, much less someone of YOUR magnatude."
 * Fu-Xi: "Hmmpth. One of think you people, espeically fellow snakes, would approve of my contributions when you were in the most trouble. For exsample. You obviously know of helping Cynder with her Qui Anxity. But what about when I contributed in helping you exposed Wayne as a fake cop that he was!"
 * The Snake Lougers were surprised!
 * Viper: "..... You got us the video evidence?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Curticy of mother. I also talked those High Councilers to get off their butts and stop that stupid rat pirate while he still thinks his hostage plan was gonna work! Otherwise the bloodly twat would've actselly destroyed Alberta Canada by now."
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh.... Well, I, guess we owe some thanks, good sir."
 * Fu-Xi: "Why, dear Viper, I even saved your uncle's life from an assassination attempt by Su Su himself!"
 * Viper was surprised....
 * Viper: "..... You did?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Well DUH! I may be alittle loopy, but I'm not a gurdge holder!?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, I'm afraid you just contridicted yourself, considering you were attacking Mongooses and other non-snakes and-"
 * Fu-Xi: "Rephrase: I'm not a grudge holder, to fellow snakes."
 * Sir Hiss: "Ahh."
 * Fu-Xi: "I was also nice enough to have some friends steal away Junjie's little mind-warp serum and replaced it with Mo Tong's bad taste goop! (Laughs)! IT HELPED THAT THE STUPID BASTURD WAS UNDER MENTAL STRESS!? THAT MADE IT HILARIOUS?! (LAUGHS OUT LOUD?!)"
 * Savio joined in laughing!
 * Savio: "I KNOW! ESPEICALLY WHEN HE KEPT JAMMING DOWN ICKY'S THROAT HOPING IT WOULD WORK?! (LAUGHS!)"
 * Fu-Xi: "AW MAN! They CLEARLY don't make villains like they used too."
 * Lola Boa: "So, wait a minute.... Does that mean you been spying on us since that Legends of Awesomeness episode?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Admitingly, yes. I wanted to understand what Viper saw in that fat panda that it was worth forsaking a great messiah like myself to all snakes. At first, I mostly, didn't get it.... But then I saw all your hardships, your turmoils, your times of happiness, your times of when... I often can't help myself but to laugh. I have... Sort've understood why. Perhaps I have misjudged the leggers.... At least, in your little inner circle. I was, disgusted, by what the Mongooses and Leggers of this world were doing to snakes?! Mr. Mong, was over-working a poor python while his able-bodied goons were enjoying lunch!? And-"
 * Savio: "Yeah, about that.... Uh, you see, the Python you "thought" was enslaved... Was a serious work-a-holic who's addicted to working himself to death because he wanted to leave up to his father's philosify of being a real working man. His boss Mong and those other guys wanted to get him to STOP working."
 * Fu-Xi made a confused face.
 * Fu-Xi: "Wait, that was for real? But I don't get it. Mong's a member of the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan, how could he be-"
 * Sir Hiss: "Ah-ah-ah-ah, correction, WAS, a member. The gentlemen OBVIOUSLY reabiliated himself. And it mostly implies to most of the other poor mongooses you attacked based on that unfortunate assumtion!"
 * Fu-Xi: "........... Ohhhhhhhhhhh..... Shit..... How bad is it?"
 * Lola holds up the poster.
 * Lola Boa: "You have a bounty of a ZILLION Dollars on you?!"
 * Fu-Xi: "........ Ok, ok, ok! I guess even great messiahs can make mistakes every now and aga-"
 * Mo Tong: "FU-XI, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!?"
 * Fu-Xi: "In a minute, Squeakers, I'm busy!"
 * Mo Tong: "First of all, STOP CALLING ME THAT, and secondly, remember those other enemies OUTSIDE of Su Su? Well Tri-corn brought them here to kill you?! Moon Chi, Steelbeak, The Snake Hunters, Prince Rajah, even freaking Snake Killer Inc is here!? We gotta?!"
 * Larry the Anaconda: "Wait, which Steelbeak are we talking? Are we talking, the scary blade holding crane with a steel beak, or the crime boss rooster with a steel beak from Darkwing Duck?"
 * Mo Tong: "...... (Sarcasticly) Yes, it's a crimeboss rooster from a 90s show.... (Seriously) I think we can assume, it's the scary crane!"
 * Larry: Yeah, that's a good call.
 * Sir Hiss: "Oh now, I'm sure he's not that scar- (Begins studdering), (Gulp), Uh, gg-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-gentlemen?!"
 * A familier shadow forms behind Fu-Xi and Mo Tong....
 * Mo Tong: "..... He's right behind us, isn't he?"
 * Fu-Xi: "..... Hello, Sinsworth. How's being related to an infamous member of Taiklar treating you?"
 * Steelbeak came forth.
 * Steelbeak: "Ello, Fu-Xi.... How's bout we settle this like true gentlemen... (Opens his cape and reveals wings filled with blades, and laughs menacingly)
 * Sir Hiss: Meep!
 * Lola Boa: Aye-aye-aye, that could give Lord Shen a run for his money!
 * Fu-Xi: "ALL OF YOU, GO NOW!? YOUR IN NO CONDITION TO BATTLE STEELBEAK WITHOUT THE REST OF THE LOUGERS?! SQUEAKERS, GET THEM OUT OF HERE?!"
 * Mo Tong: "I'd complain about the name, (Sees Steelbeak charging for the attack) BUT NOW'S OBVIOUSLY NOT A GOOD TIME?!"
 * Viper: "Fu-Xi, please, let us help you-"
 * Fu-Xi: "I can handle this fool myself!"
 * Fu-Xi zooms around Steelbeak and leads him away, while the bird was still laughing insanely!
 * Mo Tong: "Fu-Xi will be fine, now come with me, I know where your Louger friends can be found!"
 * Viper: "But we must help-"
 * Sir Hiss: "Viper, I know you want to help this fallen hero, but there's a better time for that. It's best we do what he saids now and not risk getting harmed by that loonatic bird! We're not even in a position to handle a bunch of thugs a few minutes ago!"
 * Mo Tong: "I listen to your boyfriend here miss. You guys may fight strong and honorly, but Steelbeak has a dangerious atvantage over that... He cheats in battle. And your not in the right numbers to handle that nut! Understand?"
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Very well. Let's move. (Mo Tong scurries off as the Lodgers follow)
 * Fu-Xi: (Continues fighting Steelbeak until he gets hit by the Snake Killer Inc. Van) DOOF!!!... (He cartoonishly recovers from the blow) SUNDAY DRIVER?!
 * Nooby-Doo came out.
 * Nooby-Doo: "... Hello, Fu-Xi."
 * Fu-Xi: "..... Noobert....."
 * Nooby-Doo: "You remember my, assusiates, correct?"
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh yes.... Your collection of Hanna-Barbara rejects and total high-shcool drop-outs!"
 * Nooby: "Don't underestimate them best on their.... Less glamorious quilities. Beating in their hearts, is the mark of famed snake-hunting warriors!"
 * Daphne-like Girl: Alright, Fu-Xi! Let's settle this! (Does karate poses)
 * Fu-Xi: I see your no longer just a mindless bimbo, but, seriously? Karate? THAT wanna-be of a martial art? That's nothing compared to Kung Fu!? It makes karate look like a dance from preshcool!.
 * Daphne-like Girl: Oh, yeah? (Attacks Fu-Xi as they begin fighting)
 * Fu-Xi: "GIVE IT UP YOUNG LADY!? IT'S A WASTE OF TIME TO FIGHT ME?!"
 * Fu-Xi smacks the girl in the face and sent her flying, but recovers with several quick flips, somersults backwords and gets back up!
 * Fu-Xi: "..... Ok, admitingly, that's better then what you used to be like."
 * Steelbeak: HEY! (Throws a blade at the girl, yet she dodges it) HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT OUR FIGHT, YOU KNOCKOFF ASSHOLES?!?
 * Teddie: You snooze, you lose, pal! Fu-Xi is ours. (They all bickered with each other until Fu-Xi was grabbed by Moon Chi as he tried to escape)
 * Vernma:... Uh... Guys, he's gone!
 * Nooby-Doo: Oh, nice going, you looney-bin escapee, now we have to find him all over again!?!
 * Raggy: LIKE, IT'S MOON CHI!! (They see him taking off with Fu-Xi)
 * Nooby-Doo: AFTER HIM!! (SKI gets into their van as it turns into a flying van and chases after Moon Chi)
 * Steelbeak: "OH BLOODLY ELL, MOON CHEESE!?"
 * Steelbeak flew up after him!
 * Moon Chi: Yes, you are all mine, Fu-Xi! You must pay for all the crimes you have committed on my great home.
 * Fu-Xi: Oh come on, your STILL believing in Su Su's lies, you blasted banana-breath imbacile?! (Slaps him in the face)
 * Moon Chi: OW! (Fu-Xi starts fighting him, and Moon Chi used great agility and flexibility in the fight)
 * Fu-Xi: Uhhgh, WHY did you have to be adopted by Gibbins?! Why couldn't of it be something slow like, Gorillas or Turtles? Or better yet, snails."
 * Moon Chi: Well, unluckly for you, I was taken in by gibbins! Otherwise, I would've already been poisoned. You'll never bite me with this kind of speed. (Jumps around laughing) Come and get me, long-one! (Laughs until he is struck by the SKI van) OOF!!
 * Nooby-Doo: HAH! Striking people with this van is just as fun as using it to run over squirrels!
 * Tire pops are heard!
 * The tires have been damaged by blades!
 * Steelbeak was laughing!
 * Steelbeak: "LET'S SEE GOODYEAR OR THAT WEIRD TIRE-OBCESSED MASCOT FROM THOSE TIRE COMMERCELS FIX THAT BIT OF A BAD STOT, EH GOV'NER?!"
 * Steelbeak laughed!?
 * Fu-Xi snuck attacked him and knocked Steelbeak unconjustus!
 * Fu-Xi: "I second this retard's notion!"
 * Fu-Xi slithers off!
 * Nooby-Doo: "...... EVERYONE,GET YOUR EQUITMENT OUT AND READY NOW?!"
 * Fu-Xi returned to the street.
 * Fu-Xi: "Ok, that was Moon Chi, Steelbeak, and those Snake Killer Inc twats. Am I missing someone?"
 * Contrey music was heard.
 * As the song plays, the Snake Hunters in a dirty pick-up truck charged for Fu-Xi!
 * Billy, Al and Pete: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW?!"
 * Fu-Xi: ".... Oh yeah.... THOSE yokals."
 * Fu-Xi shouted as he dodged the pick-up truck in time!
 * Billy Frog: "CHASE'IM DOWN, PETEY BOY?!"
 * Pete Possum: I got him! (He chases down Fu-Xi with the truck) THIS WILL BE BLOODY AND SWEET!! (Cackles)
 * Fu-Xi: (Manages to retreat onto a red-light pole, pass the truck, and jump on top of it)
 * Billy: HE'S ON THE ROOF!! (Fu-Xi uses his fangs to tear into the truck, and rips it open)
 * Fu-Xi: Surprise!
 * Al: I GOT HIM! (Takes out a club, and tries to wallop Fu-Xi with it, but he dodges it, and keeps dodging it) JUST MISSIN' HIM!! (Fu-Xi causes him to wreck the truck many times until it crashes into a wall, and Fu-Xi continues to overwhelm the three Frog-Hunter style)
 * Billy:...This snake, ain't like no other snake I've ever seen... He's smart!
 * Pete: You THINK?!?
 * Fu-Xi: (Hisses at them and displays his fangs, causing them to run off screaming)... Well, that takes care of that- (Sees a charging Steelbeak) Oh yeah, this crazy asshole again.
 * Steelbeak: YAAAAAAHHHH!! (Throws blades at Fu-Xi, yet when he dodges, he is punched into the air by Moon Chi, yet he is then caught by Rajah before any of them could catch him)
 * Moon Chi/Steelbeak: RAJAH!!
 * Rajah: It shall be so much fun to make you dance for me!
 * Fu-Xi: When will you realize that you can't make me, you pacifist?
 * Rajah: You don't remember my snake-charming ability? Just as hypnotic to snakes as a snake's traditional hypnotism ability.
 * Fu-Xi: Joke's on you, two-legger, my mother taught me how to become immune to non-snake hypnotic tricks. You use that on me, and nothing happens.
 * Rajah: "....... That explains why you were able to free my entire snake collection last time without my family heirloom's flute being able to do anything before. Perhaps I need to fine-tune that thing before I-"
 * Fu-Xi charged at Rajah!
 * Smacks and hits are head as Moon Chi and Steelbeak flinched and look away of the scene.
 * Moon Chi: "Owch. The false prince CLEARLY didn't think this through."
 * Steelbeak: "No he bloodly didn't."
 * Slam!
 * Rajah started to fall!
 * Moon Chi: "...... Uh-oh."
 * Steelbeak: "Oh, bloodly ell."
 * Rajah slammed into Moon Chi and Steelbeak!
 * Moon Chi/Steelbeak: "OOF?!"
 * Nooby-Doo entered the scene armed with a futuristic looking gun along with Teddie and Vernma.
 * Nooby-Doo: "And as usual, it's about time the PROFESSIONALS handle everything?!"
 * Nooby, Ted, and Vernma aimed their guns at Fu-Xi.
 * Fu-Xi: "Oh, shit."
 * Fu-Xi leaped off of Rajah's carpet and avoided each of the trio's gunfire!
 * Fu-Xi: "I hate it when that mutt of a spoiled bratty tycoon of a muder corperation always bringing his blasted toys into this!?"
 * Nooby's voice: "I HEARD THAT RETORT, SERPENT?!"
 * Fu-Xi does every trick and action possable to avoid Nooby Vernma and Ted!
 * But eventally, Fu-Xi got into a corner in an ally and Nooby, Vernma, and Ted cornered him in.
 * Nooby-Doo: "Well, admitingly, you should've been handled more smoothly, but we finally got you!"
 * The trio aimed their weapons, but when they attempt to fire, all that was heard from them was a click.
 * Fu-Xi smiled.
 * Nooby-Doo saw that the weapon was out of battery so quickly because of all the missed fire.
 * Nooby-Doo: "..... Clever Serpent....."
 * Teddie: "Uh, Nooby? I don't think I feel safe being around that guy without a fully loaded gun any-"
 * Nooby-Doo: "VERNMA GAVE YOU AND THE REST OF US AMMUNITY TO ANY SNAKE VENOM IN THE UNIVERSES, TEDWORD!? We still have Fu-Xi within our mist!"
 * Vernma: "FYI, Genius, remember when I mentioned that Fu-Xi wasn't like normal snakes cause of being created by magic and dragon's fire from a Sage Golith Beetle and a Dragon God and the fact that I STILL haven't perfected making us ammuned to his fear-causing venom!?"
 * Nooby-Doo: "..... Oh, shasbot."
 * Fu-Xi: "Such a pity for you as usual, Noob! Now you be wise to SCRAM, or else I'll give you the Bob Barker treatment?! AND YOU WELL ENOUGH KNOW HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS WHEN I TOOK ONE OF YOUR FAMILY JEWELS FROM THE PROCESS IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT?!"
 * Nooby winced in paniced and closed off his crotch with his legs.
 * Nooby-Doo: "(Scared, wimpy voice) Tactical retreat."
 * The Trio ran off!
 * Fu-Xi: "IF IT'S ANY CONSULATION, THAT THING TASTED AWFUL?! BLACH?! BUT I WON'T HESTITATE TO DO IT AGAIN IF I HEAR THAT YOU STILL HARM INNOSENT SNAKES IN YOUR "BUSINESS" AS YOU DARE CALL IT?!"
 * The Trio completely ran off.
 * Fu-Xi: "(Laughs). Too easy! And I can ALWAYS handle those idiots as long as they never realise that their hatred for me is stronger then their disagreements!"
 * Fu-Xi slithered off, unaware that he was watched by Lord Cobra, with Teen Mang, Chrysalis, and the Old Snake.
 * Old Snake: ".... See what I mean on how powerful he is? Even the infamous Snake Killer Inc's leader, Noobert Doo, runs away in terror... Imagine, if he can do the same, to the Lougers?"
 * Chrysalis: "I don't know about this Mang. He may not nessersarly be a true villain. He's more of an extremely violent anti-hero at best."
 * Teen Mang: "Yeah.... And, he kinda scares me.... Worse then even Master Xehanort, and that human's scary as fuck!"
 * Cobra: "TEEN ME?! What did I say about cussing?"
 * Teen Mang: Hey, come on, I'm old enough to do that. I'm about 18 at best.
 * Cobra: Well, I say you watch your mouth!
 * Old Snake: Both of you shut up! We're on a secret mission here. And trust me, we can trick Fu-Xi into being a pawn.
 * Chrysalis: How? He plays by his own rules and nobody else's. He can't be so easily fooled by tricks as that foolish starfish leader of the Lodge.
 * Old Snake: "Oh, come on, it's not like he's un-corruptable."
 * Cobra: "Uh...... He has a powerful Sage Golith beetle mother that, most very likely made him ammuned to ALL forms of corruption... In thoery, not even Malefor, the Darkspawn of corruption himself would corrupt THAT guy!"
 * Old Snake: "..... Are you freaking serious?"
 * Cobra: "Why did you think we didn't bother going after Lord Fu-Xi to begin with?"
 * Old Snake: "...... WELL, APPEARENTLY, THERE GOES THAT PLAN!? If even your strongest corruption magic can't get to him, THEN HOW TH HELL ARE WE SUPPOSE TO KEEP HIM FROM ENDING UP BECOMING A LOUGER?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Tecnecally, he did that on his own when he attacked random Mongooses because of their former linage to anti-snake clan of mongooses. Or, would be, Mongeese? On count of the fact it has Goose in it? Anyway, point is, the controversey's more then enough to keep that from happening."
 * Old Snake: ".... That's, the troble. Controversey means NOTHING to the lougers?! Your ex-leader Cynder and Lord Shen are PROOF of it?!"
 * Cobra: "Well, maybe back then, but ever since they have to deal with Senator Tri-corn, they tend to be, MUCH, more cautious!?"
 * Old Snake: "Tri-corn, has been well-informed of Fu-Xi's tragity, and will not intervine TOO MUCH about his includion into the Lougers?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well ok then, Mr. Negitive, then how else are we suppose to keep that guy from getting with the Lougers?!"
 * Old Snake: "..... Perhaps, if we were to contain the Golith Beetle and threaten her life, we can scare Fu-Xi into never joining the misfits...."
 * Cobra: "...... Better yet, Old Bean. We can scare him into doing THAT, AND GETTING HIM TO JOIN THE LEAGE INSTEAD!? Lord Fu-Xi loves his bug momma more then virtually anything else! It's brillient!? But however, it can't be by us to avoid pissing him off! I.... Made simular mistakes with the likes of A roadrunner and a poodle back in my day... What a wasted oppertunity they were. It has to be by someone he already hates!"
 * Old Snake: "Alchourse.... How about, we convince those Bounty Hunters to not only work for us instead of that idiot Tri-corn, but to work togather to bring down Fu-Xi?"
 * Teen Mang: "Uh, you sure about that? Those guys argue more then us with Team Nefarious and The Scourge Imperials. They're just too different."
 * Old Snake: "But as Fu-Xi mentioned, they have one thing that makes them the same.... They're equil hatred for Fu-Xi. If those simpletons were to realise that they are more allies then truely competitors, then they will unite to share a commen goal..."
 * Cobra: "Well, it's just that, alot of people have been detered to get involve with us thanks to the tabliods claiming that the Villain Leage's a darkspawn worshipping cult, and-"
 * Old Snake: "Then DO what you always have being saying! That the tabliod rumors are just that! Rumors approved by the High Council to keep idiots like them from otherwise signing up by the dosens!"
 * Cobra: ".... Ok, we'll, see what we can do, but don't expect any quick results. Those guys fued more then Indians and Cowboys."
 * Chrysalis: "HA! Are you kidding? I seen Griffins and Arimaspi get along better then those wastes of existences!"
 * Teen Mang: "Heck, those guys make you and Junjie look like best buddies, master."
 * Cobra: "And THAT'S saying a HELL of alot!?"
 * Old Snake: "You managed to convince some of the best villains in the universe to get involve with your group! I think you can handle a few money grubbing snake hunters. I'm seriously counting on you guys, and so does a powerful donator to the Mafia Allience. He expects results, even if they're small ones."
 * The Old Snake disappeared.
 * Cobra: "Well, Chrysalis, Teen Me, it's clear we got our work cut out. We better keep sharp eyes on out Bounty Hunter friends and devise a plan to win them over to our ambitions, and quickly."

Chapter 4: Secrets of the Victims Revealed
Victim Ward.
 * The Snake Lougers were long re-united with the Lougers as they returned to the Victim Ward.
 * Icky: "So, Vips, ya sure what that Fu-Xi guy said was true? He admited that he was nuts, so how do you know what he said isn't about as creditable as your typical conspiracty throey gobbity gook?"
 * Viper: "When it concerns the Anti-Snake Mongoose Clan, Fu-Xi would not dare lie about that."
 * Icky: "Maybe, but what if he doesn't even realise he's bullshiting even himself and is just a mentally disturbed loonitic?"
 * Shifu: "I know Fu-Xi's words feels, hard to trust Icky, and for obvious reasons, but we should never risk doubting the existence of a far dangerious force because sometimes our shorce of it's infomation is not exactly.... Any better."
 * Icky: "Ok, but it's not like Mr. Mong would actselly admit that he's part of a group of snake murderors."
 * Mr. Mong has since recovered as looks like he regrets everything.
 * Viper: "Mr. Mong? We need to talk about Fu-Xi."
 * Mr. Mong: ".... You found out why he attacked me, did you?"
 * Icky: "Yeah, the guy said you and a few other Mongooses were part of a group of known snake killers, but I like to think that's bullshit, because your clearly on honest guy working for a contruction company, you probuly never even killed a snake in your life, so we're just gonna let you get to sleep and-"
 * Mr. Mong: "It's true.... The Mong family wasn't always an honest living family. We were once blinded by that maniac Su Su to do hidious atrosities against serpents!"
 * Icky stared shocked.
 * Icky: "..... You mean the tell me that the loopy cobra that attacked you and several others was actselly RIGHT!? Ok, how many other Mongooses in this room was actselly apart of a group of snake killings?! RAISE YOUR HANDS NOW?!"