An All-Out French Experience with Gary

Spongebob has brough in Gary as a surpirse for Kairi and the other lougers, but it didn't turn out well like originally planed. Gary is made to be sent away because Lord Shen had a tragic exspearence with a space snail named Shelluon, which caused Gary to run away on his own with some buss passes to Bikini Bottom while Chef Pierre Sailas, a french accent toad who runs a 5 star gourmet restaurant in Paris France plans to turn Gary into the propular french snail eating delicacy escargot for a really scary food critic vulture named Count Vladamer which sends Spongebob, Patrick, Icky, Iago, Twilight and Spike on a high flying adventure across Europe to save Gary while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy vaction in Paris with Brandy and Mimi on an all expenses-paied shopping spree in france, but dashed by a Con-snake named Frances Le Flour, and his henchmen, Mante and Ane, under the service of a mysterious dark arts soucceress named Madam Deces. In the meanwhile, Celestia and the others take Shen to face his demons to the planet Slimeball, the last reported sighting of Shelluon, under Tyro's wise guidence to make Shen stop being an Anti-Snailtight, to either force Shelluon to make amends or just get even with him. What became of the now "Lord Shelluon" may just surprased them.

Chapter 1: A Race Gone Wrong!
Dragon Temple Outside of the Dragon Realms Up High Past Present Equestria Past Present 10 minutes of dam reparing later... Meanwhile...
 * Icky: (He, Iago, and Gilda laugh at a funny clip on YouTube)
 * Private: Hey, guys! What'cha watching?
 * Iago: Oh, Private, glad you're here! You gotta see this funny clip of SpongeBob on Robot Chicken!
 * Private: You mean that stop-motion show made by Seth Green?
 * Icky: Yes, that's it!
 * Sponge Bob (Robot Chicken)te: Well, that sounds pretty interesting, as long as SpongeBob's in it...(Watching clip, and busts out laughing, along with Icky, Iago, and Gilda)
 * Gilda: This clip is so funny, I'm gonna like it! (Clicks 'Like' on Youtube clip)
 * Private: You know something about this, guys? Have you wondered how SpongeBob would react if he saw this clip?
 * Iago: Huh? Well, we haven't actually thought of that!
 * Icky: Well, let's just try to keep this a secret, okay?
 * Others: Agreed! (All 4 watch funny clip again and start laughing until SpongeBob appears)
 * SpongeBob: What's so funny, guys?
 * Icky: Uh...you wouldn't find it funny, SpongeBob.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, phhbt, what're you talking about? I'm SpongeBob SquarePants! I have a great sense of humor!
 * Gilda: Well, uh...you really shouldn't see this anyway.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, come on! It should be worth a chuckle or two!
 * Icky: Well, alright, but just don't freak out once you see it.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, please! I don't freak out at anything! (Plays video, and sees it, and after the video is finished, SpongeBob's jaw drops, and his expression freezes)
 * Private: Uh...SpongeBob? Hello? SpongeBob?
 * Icky: Maybe we never should've shown him this.
 * Iago: But it was still funny, though, right?
 * Gilda: Well, at least nobody else saw it--
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, boys! (All 4 scream) Say, what's SpongeBob watching? Scooch over! (Sees video, and HIS expression freezes)
 * Gilda: Oh, for Heaven's sake!
 * Mr. Krabs- Me Krabby Patties are NOT made out of crabs! I demand to know who posted these lies!
 * Iago: (To Audience) Sorry you kids had to see that video since this is a kids show.
 * Icky: Kairi, you totally gotta come see this! (Sees Kairi's bedroom empty)
 * Spongebob- Hey where is she? No Princess of Hearts should be up early this morning.
 * Sandy: Woah, easy, Warden! The girl ain't on lockdown.
 * Spongebob: (Sees Alex and Marty come in) Guys, have you see Kairi anywhere?
 * Gilda: Yeah and not only that but the purple dude's gone, too.
 * Alex: Well, you see, they went to, shall we say, spend some quality time together.
 * Marty: I hear music coming on!
 * Lord Shen: (Kairi rides on Spyro with Sparx following behind them as Welcome to this Day by Melissa Etheridge plays in the background while they fly through the Dragon Realms about to leave for Equestria. Lord Shen watches them as Boss Wolf comes in) Isn't this an incredable sight, Wolf?
 * Boss Wolf: That Kairi managed to sit on Spyro even though Spyro's not strong enough or big enough for that dispite the fact he is a teenage dragon in the third Legend of Spyro Game?
 * Lord Shen: I meant something else, but that's good, too.
 * Shrek: Well, Kairi is one brave kid, am I right, Puss?
 * Puss: I know. This is a sight of sights. Already their minds have become one!
 * Donkey: Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, if she or any of us need an expert on licking ourselves, we'll give you a call!
 * Spyro: Okay, Kairi, you ready to try that new trick Hiccup and Toohless taught us?
 * Kairi: But I'm not on a sa--
 * Sparx: Kairi, a little word of advice to ya: You don't even need a saddle to pull off a stunt or two.
 * Kairi: I just don't think it's a good idea to-- WHOOOOOOAAAAAARRRGGH! (Spyro went out to do a stunt while Kairi hangs on for dear life)...Oh...my...gosh! THAT WAS INCREDIBLE!!! LET'S GO AGAIN!!!
 * Spyro: Okay, but let's at least show this to Rainbow Dash and the rest of her friends.
 * Sparx: You know this is a perfect time to go flying cause of this strong wind and Kairi, since you eluded Anima with the rocket pack Icky gave ya, you should be getting out flying more. Gets you in good shape.
 * Kairi: Ok, still, why did Icky think blasting me off like that would help?
 * Sparx: Yeah, not really famous for being a strong thinker.
 * Spyro: Yeah, that was pretty idiotic of him. Patrick would've done worse. But it is true, we should go flying more often.
 * Sparx: Well, what are you guys waiting for? Let's get to Ponyville!
 * Spyro: Right, hang on tight, Kairi!
 * Kairi: But that's like really far away from the Dragon Temple! Ponyville, let alone Equestia, is in another world!
 * Spyro: Dont worry! Ignitus gave me a World-Transporter Omnitrix like Leo's but filled with dragon magic so we can go to any world we wanna go.
 * Sparx: Aren't you still learning that thing? Remember the last time you used that thing and we ended up in the planet of the amazon raptors?
 * Amazon Raptor Chief: The Purple Dragon will be forced to marry me, and the other men and weak woman will be executed...(Lodgers gasped)...by Snu Snu!
 * Icky: Who the heck is Snu Snu? (Massive footsteps are heard as a huge, fat Amazon Raptor appears)
 * Amazon Raptor Chief: THAT'S Snu Snu, genius!
 * Girl Sora: Snu Snu my butt! That girl's is HUGE!
 * Snu Snu: Snu Snu take that as compliment.
 * Iago: You and your big mouth, Icky!
 * Sparx: Good thing Celestia came and kicked the Chief's butt after that. He was gonna have Shen for lunch!
 * Spyro: I know, but I've learned how to use it more effectively, so I think we'll have no problem.
 * Kairi: Yeah, I guess your right. Ok Spyro, let's head for Equestria!
 * Spyro: Alright, here it goes!
 * Sparx: Here we go! (Spyro presses down on the Omnitrix and all of the dragon magic teleports them)
 * Sparx: (Gang teleport to Equestria) Oh, sweet! It worked for once. And not a Amazon Raptor in sight!
 * Familiar Voice: Hey guys! Mind if I join your flying?
 * Sparx: Hey, Rainbow Dash! Look who's here to PAR-TAY!
 * Rainbow Dash: I bet I can beat you guys to Twilght's in a race!
 * Sparx: Oh, you are so on, Speedy!
 * Spyro and Kairi: Sparx!
 * Sparx: What? What's wrong with having a little fun?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah! Besides, this will be as fun as the time we beat Tantor in that Game of tug-of-war with the females of the Lodge. Not to mention when Susan sat on Icky again.
 * Icky (Under Susan's Butt): (Muffled) I hate it when this happens. (The girls are tug-of-waring against Tantor)
 * Tantor- Yaaahh! So much pressure! Can't handle...extreme strength!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'd go into the details, but I've got a race to win! See you at the finish, dragon-boy! (ZOOM!)
 * Spyro: Hang on tight, Kairi! We're taking a shortcut! (Flys at a high speed to the river area, Meanwhile, miles down the river, Fluttershy is tending to her forest animal friends at the river)
 * Fluttershy: Okay, Mr. Beaver, one more piece of wood and your dam will be all ready for the coming winter. (The beaver chatters happily)
 * Sparx: Guys, there's a dam at 12:00! (Sees the dam up ahead)
 * Spyro: Kairi, you might wanna hang on tighter.
 * Kairi: Wait, you're not blowing up that dam with your flame bomb are you?
 * Spyro: And cause a forestfire? No way! I got in trouble with Smokey the Bear for that! I'm gonna ram it!
 * Kairi and Sparx: WHAT?!?
 * Sparx: Oh, crap, I can't look! (Covers his eyes)
 * Kairi: Me neither! (Covers her eyes as well)
 * Spyro: Here we go! (Prepares to ram the dam) BRAAAACCCCE FOR IMMMPAAACCT!
 * Kairi: I'M BRACING! (Spyro brakes through the dam like a torpedo, casuing all the water to flow, getting Spyro, Sparx and Kairi wet while all of the animals scatter in all directions)
 * Fluttershy:...(Starts crying)
 * Kairi: Aw, Spyro! Look what you did! Now we gotta help Fluttershy get the dam repaired!
 * Spyro: But what about the race?
 * Kairi: I SAID MAKE AMENDS WITH FLUTTERSHY NOW! (Sparx and Spyro made scared faces as birds fly out of the tree tops)
 * Spyro: Sorry about all the trouble we caused, Fluttershy! I hope we didn't hurt you.
 * Fluttershy: It's alright. At least the dam's repaired. I guess the beavers can handle the rest.
 * Sparx: So Kairi? When did you learn to go all scary like that?
 * Kairi: It helps when your step-uncle's a former Chinese warlord.
 * Spyro: But right now, I'm sure Rainbow Dash beat us.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Zipped up to Twilight's house in a flash) YEAH! I love it when I win! (Spyro, Kairi, and Sparx finally appeared) Hey slowpokes! What took you so long? My pet tortise could move a LOT faster than you did! And he only has a copter on his back.
 * Sparx: Well, sorry to keep you waiting, we got held up back there with the, uh, you know, Spyro's stupid shortcut plan backfiring!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Laughs) You got lost? Well, that sums it up!
 * Kairi: Well, we hit a minor bump when Spyro rammed a beaver dam that Fluttershy was helping with. So, we had to help her fix it.
 * Sparx: Right after a scary Shen/Fiona tone, too.
 * Spyro: Well, RD, in my defense, if Sparx hadn't accepted your challenge, we wouldn't even-"
 * Familier voice (from Spyro's Omnitrix): Spyro, Kairi, Sparx. Can you guys hear me?
 * Spyro: Izzy? Ignitus must have caught him how to use Dragon magic to contact us.
 * Sparx: "Yeah, yeah, we're here. What is it that you need of the ol' Sparxinator?"
 * Izzy: You guys gotta get back to the temple, Spongebob has a surpise for Kairi.
 * Spyro: "Well, I guess we got to go back. It was fun while, mostly lasted."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, that was the briefest time you visited Equestia."
 * Sparx: "Trust me, next time, we'll try to have a longer visiting hour, and a rematch to that-"
 * Spyro and Kairi: "SPARX!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh That reminds me, Rarity asked me to find you guys, shes got a favor to ask-
 * Kairi: I'm Sorry, but I gotta go! Thanks for the race, Dashie!
 * Rainbow Dash: "But Rarity just wanted to know when are she, me, and Fluttershy gonna drop off the crusaders so we can go to some place called Paris with Brandy and Mimi?"
 * Kairi: Wait a minute, Paris France in Europe?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, that! So, what's the time?"
 * Spyro: We'll since we about to leave why not wait for the girls now?
 * Rainbow Dash: Great! Rarity and Sweetiebelle are on their way here and Applejack's bringing Scootaloo and Applebloom now. Fluttershy might be done with that Beaver dam by now."
 * Sparx: "Did ya hear all that, Izzy boy? we might be running alittle late."
 * Spyro: Sprax, just be paitient! (Talking to Izzy in the Omnitrix) Izzy, were on our way but give us a little more time, We'll be back in a few minutes cause the mane 6 and the crusaders are comming with us.
 * Izzy: Ok, Spyro, you, Sparx and Kairi be back as soon as you can ok?
 * Sparx: So whats this about you, Fluttershy and Rarity going to Europe with Brandy and Mimi, anyway?
 * Familiar Voice: Oh Kairi, your here! (Rarity and Sweetiebelle appears)
 * Rarity: "I look forword to my planitary shopping spree in Parie."
 * Rainbow Dash: "I thought it was "Paris"."
 * Sparx: Its stll the same name of the famous town, girl.
 * Sweetiebelle: I know. So are you excited at being my babysitter Kairi?
 * Spyro and Sparx: Babysitter?
 * Kairi: "Uh..... I didn't told you guys?"

Chapter 2: Gary Comes to the Temple
The Temple Flashback Flashback ends in the past. The Present at the communitcater room. A Few Minutes of Explaining later.... the Penguins room. Another Few Minutes of Explaining later.... Family guy Flashback.
 * Sparx (after he, Spyro and Kairi Return from Equestira): So let me get this stright? You agreed to babysit Sweetiebelle and her friends while Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Rarity go with Brandy and Mimi to Paris France to not only go on an all expense paid shopping spree but to help Mimi and Brandy empress some French Fashion photographers cause they got a huge intrest in Brandy's Wardrobe and Mimi's Princess Dress?
 * Kairi: Yeah. Casuse this means alot to Rarity's fashion career and not only she's going shopping with Brandy and Mimi, she is getting supplies for the diffrent versions of Mimi's Dress for the Photographers and I promised her I look after the Cuitemark crusaders cause Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo cant come with Rarity and Rainbow Dash to Paris, Applejack's busy with harvesting Apples this fall with Big Macintosh which leaves me incharge of Applebloom, Pinkie Pie and the Cakes have a big order to fill for their most important customer's birthday and Twilight and Spike are needed in Great Dragon's Peek along with Godmother Celestia leaving Godaunts Luna and Candence inchage of Canterlot.
 * Sparx: "Yeah but Spongebob and the other lougers, me and Spyro included, are protroling for villain activity as our sedugale rotine. You'll be left alone with them."
 * Spyro: Dont Worry Sparx, Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terridor and Merlin are going to help Kairi when ever is trouble. Both villain and Crusaider behavior problem.
 * Kairi: Yeah and both Ignitus and Terradore are still training me to defend myself with my keyblade incase any villain dose show up.
 * Sparx: Ture and you've been listening to Cyil and Volteer's lectures while we're still on hero duty.
 * Kairi: Yeah, I wonder what is Spongebob's surprise for me?
 * Sparx: "Eh, probuly another Krabby Patty based creation. Remember when he created a mini carnival out of krabby patties?"
 * Spongebob: Hey Kairi, what do you think about this? (shows Kairi a mini carnival out of Krabby Patties)
 * Girl Sora: Spongebob, what is it?
 * Spongebob: "KRABBY LAND! A miniture amusement park made entirely out of krabby patties! what do you think guys?"
 * the Hyenas are eating the mini carnival.
 * Shenzi: "Delisious."
 * Banzai: "Yummy."
 * Ed burps!
 * Girls: Nice going guys!
 * Spyro: I gotta admit Sponge dose has a talent out of Kabby Patty art.
 * (Suddenley the three hear a meow)
 * Spyro: What was that?
 * Kairi: (gasps) Is that who I think it is?
 * Sparx: "Depends, is it someone i should know?"
 * Spongebob: There you are Kairi, you'll never guss whos here in the Temple!
 * Sparx: "OH, OH OH! Is it Superman? Batman? The Hulk? Bugs Bunny? The Nostagila Critic?"
 * Devon: "Oh, Kindly refraign from reference him, Sparx!"
 * Sparx: "Whoa! What do you have against the Nostaglia critic?"
 * Cornwall: That Guy's been giving old, good and classic films like Once Upon a Forest, The Care Bears Movie Series and our flim Quest for Camelot a bad name with his harsh and terreible reviews!
 * Trixie: "But he does have good points though, he gave deservingly bad movies like Howard the Duck, the poorly done 4th alien movie, and that movie about killer apes called Chongo or Congo a good beating."
 * Devon: "Ok, maybe there are films that deserve his harshness, but there are films that i believe could've been given a better treatment!"
 * Icky: "look, you have to admit, the care bear movies are stupid looking as of how it hold out today. the 3rd film messed up the ideallogy of wonderland, and the other two were just, confusing."
 * Cynder: "Well, he didn't had to be so harsh. if he doesn't like those films, fine, but be respectful about it at least. He did the same thing to the film our friend The Thief is from."
 * The Thief (thinking): "Oh don't even get me started on that!"
 * Cynder: "Sorry for bring it up, Thief."
 * The Thief (Thinking): None Taken Cynder.
 * Kairi: Spongebob was that meow from someone who I think it is?
 * Sparx: "Ok, seriously, is it someone i should know or something?"
 * Spongebob: Ok, Kairi. do you remember a certain favorite pet of mine who likes you?
 * Kairi: "You mean...."
 * Sparx: "If someone doesn't tell me in the next 5 seconds, i am gonna-"
 * Sypro: Sparx! Behave yourself!
 * Sparx: Sorry. I just couldent help myself.
 * Batty: Well, there goes the Neighborhood.
 * Spyro: So Spongebob what is the surpise you want to show Kairi?
 * Kairi: "Seriously Spongebob, you say more riddiles then Disney Chesure Cat, is who i think it is or what!?"
 * Spongebob: Ok Gary, come and say hello to your pretty friend you havent seen in a long time!
 * Gary slithered in.
 * Gary: "Meow."
 * Kairi: (Gasps) Oh my gosh! Gary, I missed you!
 * Gary slithers up Kairi's body purring while she giggles at his tickelsh purr.
 * Lord Shen: "Kairi! Get that disgusting abomination off you now!"
 * Alex: Calm down, peacock. That "abomination" you called is Spongebob's pet and he knows Kairi before.
 * Lord Shen: "But it's a snail! they're disgusting, fowl, slime trailing sinful beasts of nature!"
 * Soothsayer: You should never judge a creature by its apperence and nature, especcaly scine it has an experienced past with someone you care about, Shen!
 * Boss Wolf: Sir, with all do respect, I gotta side with the Soothsayer on this one.
 * Spyro: Kairi, do you know this snail?
 * Icky: "Yeah, exspiecally it doesn't make much sense to the current continuny of the original series."
 * Spongebob: Funny you mentioned that Icky. While Cynder was still ruling the Villain Leage and Before Kairi went to live with her realitves in Camelot and grow into the beauty she is today, We brought her to live in the Jade Palace before we moved to the Temple and I introduced Gary to Kairi.
 * Kairi: Thats before I gave Spongebob my lucky charm and you guys set out to find Spyro, remember?
 * Icky: Wait I...(suddenly remembers) Oh yeah, that was back before we meet Ignitus, Mufasa and Oogway send us to cure Cynder and before Hiss joined the louge!
 * Lord Shen: "You mean to tell me you actselly care for, that, that, thing!"
 * Kairi: "Uncle, i am surprased at you."
 * Icky: "Seriously? This is the same guy that genaside a panda village, and your shocked that he hates snails?"
 * Sir Hiss: "Come to think of it, why do you have a negitive opinion for snails?"
 * Matt: Did you have a bad childhood experience with snails?
 * Boss Wolf: "It's funny you mentioned that. You see, long ago, there was this giant alien snail that used to torment Gongmen some time ago, and for some weird reason, He picks on Young Shen the most."
 * Alien Snail: "I AM PUTTING SLIME IN YOUR UNDERWEAR!"
 * Young Shen: But I'm a Peacock. Peacocks and birds do not usually wear any underwear!
 * Alien Snail: Allright then. IM JUST GONNA HAVE TO SLIME YOUR PRETTY TAIL FEATHERS INSTEAD!!!
 * Young Shen: "NO PLEASE! YOU ALREADY DID THAT LAST WEEK!"
 * (Boss Wolf): But it was no use. That Alien Snail slimed Poor Shen's tail feathers while his Parents did nothing but watch in terror.
 * Boss Wolf: Athough Shen's Parents finally stood up for him and banished that alien snail freak from Gongmen forever. Shen still wouldent trust another snail ever since. I havent seen him this depressed since Cobra forced him to betray Jak and the Precurcor Guardians right before he branded him and Daxter traitors, renegades and criminals to the leage and almost got his revenge on them for Reforming Shen.
 * Puss: The same way Humpty Alexander Dumpty has done to me.
 * Lord Shen: "Boss Wolf, who gave you permission to talk about the thing i never wanted to be spoken off?!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Oops... Did i mentioned he is dangeriously ashamed of being huliated by that guy?"
 * Icky: "Wait, Shen got owned by a space snail? (laughs out loud!) Oh man! a kung fu panda is one thing, An Elf, Weasel and some Robot Kid who are the stars of a Kung Fu Panda 2 Ripoff Adventure Series by MrRuscole is a second but a space snail? (burst out laughing)!"
 * Bageerha: Its not Funny, Icky!
 * Cynder: Yeah!
 * Spongebob: Come on Shen. Can you give snails another change? One bad experience with a space snail was all it took for you to be so mean and bad opinion minded to my Gary?
 * Lord Shen: "Unless if that snail got revenge on that Space Snail that ruined at least some porton of my childhood, i am NEVER gonna give him, or any other blasted snail another chance!!"
 * Evreyone gasps!
 * Both Spongebob and Gary brake down crying!
 * Devon: How could you be so cruel? After what that serpent put you through!
 * Cornwall: Yeah and you double crossed the Elf who helped you find us and Kairi.
 * Icky: Just wait till I tell Celestia that you are a snail hater!
 * Lord Shen: "Like Celestia would actselly care if i have an opinion against a lesser creature."
 * Celestia (on the communitcater): "HE SAID WHAT?!"
 * Lord Shen (to himself): "Oh thanks a bunch, Universe."
 * Kairi: Its ture Godmother, Uncle Shen said he would never give Gary and any other snail another change all because of an snail alien that scared his childhood.
 * Cynder: Not only that but Shen hurted Gary and Spongebob's feelings.
 * Icky: "He also called gary an abomination, that snails are disgusting, fowl, sinful beasts of nature, called gary a thing, and just won't give Gary a chance just because one jerk space snail frankly peramently set a bad exsample to snails in general."
 * Lord Shen: "But Celestia, have you any idea how hard it is to get snail slime off your feathers? it takes forever!! that monster ruined most of my childhood, leaving what's left to be ruined by an even bigger monster by the name of Mang Cobra!"
 * Celestia: That still dosent give you the right to judge a species by its apperence and nature, or the sins of one bad individual.
 * Lord Shen: Celestia, please try to understand....
 * Celestia: I WANT YOU TO MAKE AMENDS TO SPONGEBOB'S PET FOR CALLING HIM AN ABOMINATION AND ALL THE CRUEL THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT HIM AND HIS SPECIES NOW!
 * Shen is stunned shock while evreyone looks scared!
 * Sparx: "Kairi, are you sure you didn't become crazy scary from Celestia?"
 * Kairi: "I... am just as surprased she has it in her too."
 * Boy Sora: I'm surprised you didnt mention Spongebob's pet and that crazy scary tone to me and Riku, Kairi.
 * Lord Shen: "It hurts me to say this, but.... No!"
 * Celestia: "What did you ju-"
 * Lord Shen tossed a knife at the communitcater, destroying it, and turning off the transmission!
 * Icky: "Aw man! that costed me some good Kuscoins."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh please, your a trust fund bird of Lord Kusco, he could always give you more for repairs!"
 * Icky: It's "Emperor" Kuzco, Snail Hater!
 * Boss Wolf: "You do realised you just dissed your girlfriend, right?"
 * Lord Shen: "Which is why i may not be able to visit Equestia for awhile. She'll cool down.... eventally."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Not cool."
 * Lord Shen: "Listen here, all of you, i am a prideful and proud peacock, of royal blood no less, and as such, it makes me a greater creature, and a greater creature, never forgives any being that dares sin it, not a high being, or a low, pitiful, disgusting, horred, foul, horrendus, lower-class, muttly, backwoods, sinful, and just plain unpleasent to look at, lesser creature, like a Snail!"
 * Gilda: "Dude, and i thought i was that bad with pride."
 * Lord Shen: "The bloody hell does that suppose to mean?"
 * Gilda: "Look, I once looked way down on Rainbow Dash's friends, the pink one in particular, but at least i CAN and WILL learn to give them another chance! i almost lost Rainbow Dash as a friend because i can't handle a totally random and crazy pink pony!"
 * Shen was silent about hearing that he and Gilda have much in common.
 * Shifu: Shen, do not make the same mistake I did with Fidget. My temper and strick attitud along with kicking him out and telling him that he is no longer a member thanks to his idiotcy and incompidents back in Greece was because I lost Tyro, Mang and their friends Aqua, Ventus and Terra to Malefor, Xehanort and the Darkness. If you allow your ignorance against a lesser creature like Spongebob's snail to continue, you will never escape the same path I took when I was brutal to Fidget.
 * Lord Shen: At least Fidget is not The Square-one's so-called pet who's species is one I cannot and will not forgive for ruining most of my childhood, leaving what's left to be ruined by the same Abomination who lead me to the path I once tooken today is he!?!
 * Fidget: (Gasps) Take that back!
 * Baloo: Now just a Minute! That's going to far!
 * Lord Shen: Listen here, all of you, i am a prideful and proud peacock, of royal blood no less, I will forgive a low, pitiful, disgusting, horred, foul, horrendus, lower-class, muttly, backwoods, sinful, and just plain unpleasent to look at, lesser creature, like a Snail...the moment I am dead! (runs away)
 * Kairi: Uncle, WAIT!!!
 * Lord Shen leaps out of the temple communitcater room window giving out a Peacock cry in the progress.
 * The Soothsayer: (Self thoughts) I knew this would happen sooner or later!
 * Shifu: (Self toughts) Oh Tyro, If you and Master Oogway could hear me. Help Kairi, Spongebob and his pet who is a creature that had a unpleasent history with Shen's childhood.
 * Celestia, Twilight, and Spike appeared from a flash!
 * Celestia: "WHERE IS SHEN?!"
 * Icky: "He buzzed out."
 * Soothsayer: "Calm yourself princess, Shen is like this because he is emotionally scared and trumitased from the space snail of the name Shelluon."
 * Boss Wolf: "It didn't help we kept trying to talk him into giving gary a chance."
 * Kairi: "Spongebob, you yellow twat! this is your fault! you never should've brought Gary here, now Shen propbuly hates me for not standing up for him!"
 * Spongebob: "Kairi.... I'm sorry... I didn't know Shen had a bad exspearence with a snail."
 * Trixie: 'Well next time, ask you stupid walking pile of cheese! if we ever hope to earn back his, strict respect, take that stupid snail back to where-ever you got it from."
 * Spongebob: "Ok. come on Ga- Huh? Gary? Gary's gone!"
 * Squidward: "YOU MEAN YOU LOST HIM AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME?!"
 * Sparx: Well this is just great! First The incident between Fidget and Shifu during our adventures with Hercules, Shenzi's past with Merlock, Spongebob becoming an outlaw to the leage now this? We got to find Gary!
 * Spyro: Your right Sparx, Its not safe for Gary to be outside the temple at night! Cynder can you cailm Kairi down while we look for Gary?
 * Cynder: "Oh sure, leave me to bottle the ticked off princess."
 * Icky: "Hey, who better to say Shen is not gonna hate her then his own aboudted daughter, you?"
 * Banzai: Yeah.
 * Shenzi: And bravo Trixie, your insult to Spongebob and Gary's and support to Shen's side is what drove Gray to run away!
 * Donkey: Yeah thats real smooth girl! (Immitating Trixie) "Well next time, ask you stupid walking pile of cheese! if we ever hope to earn back his, strict respect, take that stupid snail back to where-ever you got it from"
 * Shrek: Your not helping, Donkey!
 * Trixie: "Am i the only one who sees a danger of turning against our general, and/or someone who could very well blast us away with those cannons?"
 * Donkey: "That is a good reason though."
 * Shrek: "DONKEY!"
 * Donkey: "Aw come on, Shrek, don't you eat the eyes of snails in the swamp?"
 * Shrek: "There's a different between those snails and Spongebob's snail!"
 * Puss: I agree with you Boss.
 * Bageerah: Well dont just stand there! Lets set out and seperate, we got to find him!
 * Spyro: Right!
 * Girl Sora: I'll go tell Ignitus!
 * Mimi: (In her Princess Dress Enters) What did I miss?
 * Joe: "AW FOR CRYING OUT LOAD! YOU MISSED OUR LATEST PROBLEM IN LIFE!"
 * Mimi: 'What problem?!"
 * Alex: Ok are you ready for this?
 * Mimi: "Is that what happened?"
 * Icky: "Yup."
 * Mimi: "I don't see anything wrong with that. Snails are disgusting, and it's wrong of all of you to try and shoved opinions down his through!"
 * Sweetiebelle: "AW COME ON!"
 * Shrek: Oh Mimi, not you too!
 * Spyro: Ok guys! Get Po and the Five and tell them to meet me outside. They are gonna be with me.
 * Icky: Allright Spyro.
 * Spyro: Alex, you and Marty get Melman, Gloria, Skipper and the penguins and send out a search party.
 * Skipper: "You want us to waste reshorces for some slug in a shell?"
 * Alex: In a nut shell, yeah cause its short of a long story.
 * Skipper: "Really?"
 * Marty: "The honest truth."
 * Skipper: "Then you bunch should be ashamed of yourselfs, disobeying the rules, disrepecting the general, bringing in some animal, and upsetting him! we have rules that prohibit bringing cilvilians into the temple. I am not gonna waste reshorces for some slug in a shell, exspiecally if it's gonna shove an opinion to Shen! if he wants to hate snails, let him! Good day gentlemen!"
 * Skipper slams the door!
 * Marty: Ah Man! Even the penguins are on Shen's side?
 * Alex: I tell you Marty, That Peacock is stubbon like Peter Griffin Was when he refeused to let Stewie on the Swing Set!
 * Stewie: Daddy, I want a turn on the swing set!
 * Peter: NO!
 * Stewie: But you gone for two turns!
 * Peter: Get Lost!
 * Stewie: It looks like fun and I want to do it!
 * Peter: No! I'm doing it! I'm gonna do a big Jump off! (Jumps of the swing swing set but falls and hurts himself) AH! Get Mom!
 * Stewie: MOM! MOM! MOM!

after family guy flashback the 5's room. A Few Minutes of Explaining Later.... Shifu's Room
 * Marty: "I wonder how the others are doing?"
 * Alex: "Hey, we still have Melman and Gloria, they sided with us no matter what!"
 * Po: "And that's what's going on."
 * Mantis: "So, let me get this straight, Shen hates snails, but yet, we're gonna try to find said snail and bring him back in here, and try to get Shen to listen to reason?"
 * Tigress: "Po, have you or the others have any idea how dangerious and stupid that is? While i bare no ill will for snails, i don't want tot see Shen pushed to the point that he'll seek out and exterminate all snails of the United Universes, including this, "Ga-ree.". If he was willing to wipe out a village of Pandas, what makes you think he won't do the same to some lesser creatures?"
 * Viper: "I have no problems with snails, but i don't want them to be destroyed by that prevokeable Peacock."
 * Monkey: "I'm more concern about us. if he does end up trying to destroy all the snails, he go after us first to make sure we won't stop him. Remeber the gongmen insodent?"
 * Crane: "Also, it's wrong of you guys to try and shove opinions down his throuth."
 * Mantis: "We're lucky he doesn't have a grudge against Pandas no more, or a grudge against snakes, tigers, monkeys, cranes, or mantises, and i do not wanna give him that!"
 * Tirgess: "So, if any of you have any respect for Shen, or any love for snails, you will never bring this up to him again. I do not want to fight Shen again, we almost lost our lives when we did. Can you even process what would happen if Cobra is allowed to have Shen back? the damage Cobra could do with those cannons in his procession? i'm sorry, but Spongebob should've had never disrespected Shen by bring salt and lenom juices to his old wounds."
 * Outside the temple
 * Spyro: What? The Five and the Penguins turned us down cause they are on Shen's side too?!?
 * Marty: "And Melman and Gloria, as it turns out, went out on a date, and won't be back until next week!"
 * Po: "They have good reasons. Come on, this is the same bird that destroyed my village because he was afraid what the future may hold and he did the same with Kairi's home world cause Cobra is scared of what the future would hold involving her. Also, they say it wrong of us to try and forced Shen into liking snails, exspically what this space snail did to him. they think Shen is gonna go crazy again if we pushed this too hard."
 * Alex: "And the penguins didn't wanted to waste reshorces for "A slug in a shell.". Well, at least Skipper, but he propbuly won't listen to reason from his friends. Skipper was always about the rules."
 * Spyro: "Ok, change of plans, we need to ask the Soothsayer instead. Gary is just have to be careful out there until then. Maybe the Soothsayer can help."
 * Soothsayer: Then my timming couldent have been more oppertune then.
 * Spyro: Soothsayer, thank goodness, Is Cynder having luck cailming Kairi down?
 * Soothsayer: "Well, aside of a few temper trandrums, yes. But that is not why i am here. Celestia and i have devised a plan togather, a smart way to get Shen into no longer, shall we say, dispise snails, to at least, a neitrol so-and-so tolerence to them, without endangering Gary, and it may win over those that share his dislike, or fear of pushing it would result in tragity."
 * Spyro: Allright, what's the plan then?
 * Soothsayer: Since you and Kairi posess Tyro's heart within you, we should contact him and seek his advice. He would know what to do about this disaster.
 * Po: Oh Yeah, Master Shifu did pray to Tyro and Oogway to help us when Shen left!
 * Sparx: "Just one problem. isn't he like, i dodn't know, DEAD?!"
 * (dramic music plays!)
 * Shenzi: "Do it again."
 * Sparx: "DEAD?!"
 * (Dramic music plays)
 * Hyenas laughed!
 * Spyro: Uh Guys there is somthing you guys should know since you werent there in the Secrets of Tyro Episode since its on the wiki.
 * Sparx: WHAT!!! Tyro's death really was a myth conjured by the High Council!?!
 * Shenzi: "Cobra was actselly.... Good? i mean, he was in fact, A hero at some point?"
 * Po: Yeah, Apperntly you guys werent there exept Spyro, Kairi, Tigress, Mantis, Shifu and me when that happened.
 * Sparx: Oh right, I should pay more attiention to the details on the wiki! Sorry guys, my mistake.
 * Shenzi: Same here.
 * Banzai: Me too, bro.
 * Soothsayer: "Pardon my words, but are we done mucking about?"
 * Spyro: Yes we are Soothsayer, please continue with your and Celestia's idea.
 * Marty: "Ok, let's here what furture seeing goat has to say!"
 * Soothsayer: Since Tyro is watching over all of us since his heart is in Spyro and Kairi, he should give us some help on getting Shen to no longer dispise snails and win over those who share his dislikes or fear what he is capable of to listen without endangering Gary's life.
 * Alex: "Well, what are you waiting for, call him forth. You have magic, right?"
 * Shifu: Its not that Simple Alex. May I see you all and Spyro in my room? I instructed Cynder to bring Kairi there.
 * Po: Are you sure Kairi and Spyro are ready for this?
 * Shifu: "I don't know. But we don't have alot of opsions right now."
 * Sparx: Yeah, cause after what happened here tonight, we're going need all the help we can get.
 * Ignitus: I'm afraid you are right, Sparx. The only way for us to make Shen to no longer dispise snails as sinful creatures, win over those who share his dislikes or fear what he will be capable of to listen to reason and make amends to Spongebob's snail is to ask for Tyro's help now.
 * Icky: "Small warning, this is a comedy, i mean, here's a popular clishe: the main character askes help from his friends to do something that is taboo to do, but has a good reason to do it, and the friends refused. eventally, even the wise character or the great friend of the MC refuses also. This happens all the time in comedies. what if Tyro tells us not to bug Shen with it like the others?"
 * Shifu: Well if we explain evreything to him, I'm sure he'll know anything about that space snail that abused Shen. Tyro is like Spyro and he is not afraid to face a consiqunce and I trust him.
 * Icky: Soothsayer, for both Spongebob and Gary's sakes along with Shen's, I just hope you and Celestia know what you two are doing.
 * Soothsayer: Have I lead you and the rest of the louge astray before?
 * Celestia: And Twilight, after we ask for Tyro's help, remind me to forgive Shen when he apologizes for his attitude and has made amends to both Spongebob and Gary for hurting their feelings.
 * Twilight: "I am already making the note."
 * Spongebob: "This is fine and all, but what about my Gary!"
 * Shrek: "It's on our to-do list!"
 * Kairi: Dont worry Spongebob, it's not forgotten. I'm sorry for the stuff i said about you and Gary.
 * Trixie: I owe you my apologies as well too.
 * Gilda: "Well you turned around quickly. Weren't you afraid about Shen going to kill us if we pushed on this thing?"
 * Kairi: I dont care. Gary is my friend right before Uncle Shen came into the louge. If we do push on this that will make Uncle Shen go as far as murdering us which may get him kicked out of the louge, I will be the first to fall.
 * Spongebob: Yeah, me second, cause Gary is my pet and the Shell Louge squad is my team that lives under my rules. I brought Shen into the louge, and if he dose do somthing to hurt you guys while protecting my favorite mollusc, it will be My duty as the Shell Louge Squad founder/leader to take him out!
 * Trixie: "Ms. Gilda was talking to me, you two."
 * Spongebob and Kairi blushed.
 * Spongebob: "Oops. Sorry, i thought that implied to everyone."
 * Gilda: Well spoken, Spongebro.
 * Terradore: Spongebob if you do banish Shen from the Shell louge squad becasue of his distrust to snails thanks to his past with an alien snail monster and dishonor to your pet, you do realise that means Cobra will have a clear feild of getting his chinese peacock kung-fu destroying warlord apprentice back.
 * Spongebob: "Oh... I never thought of that."
 * Gilda: "I take back what i said about what you said before being well spoken."
 * Spongebob: "So, if pushing the subject about the snaill thing is gonna drive him mad in the first place, then why are we doing it anyway?"
 * Soothsayer: To help Shen confront his fears of his past so he will not dispise your pet and his kind any longer, win over those who share his dislikes or are afraid of the consquences for listening and make amends to you and your snail, but we need Tyro's help to do it.
 * Spongebob: Your right. If Shen dose get mad again by getting pushed into the snail thing, I am going to do what I should have done during Shifu and Fidget's argument in Greese. And what ever he likes it or not, Gary is my pet and Shen lives in my Adventure Team under MY rules or I will banish him from the louge and fire him as its general forever! It's a risk I'm willing to take for my Gary.
 * Icky: "So, your actselly willing to screw over the United Universes for a snail?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, you kinda make it sound like a bad thing when you say it."
 * Cynder: "I don't wanna sound like i am turning against you, Spongebob, but it is bad! dispite my new father's clear disrespect and resentment to my old father Cobra, Cobra still values Shen because of his skills and engineuity. Those cannons of his are powerful, and those things have destroyed a kung fu master, Right Po?"
 * Po: Totally!
 * Shifu: Alright, Spyro. You and Kairi need to go to sleep so you can contact Tyro.
 * Spyro: How do we do that? (Faints)
 * Sparx: HAH! I'm starting to like it when he does that.
 * Kairi: What about me? I don't think I can do that.
 * Kairi suddenly fainted!
 * Icky: "Well, so much for can't do it."
 * Thundera: "What happened to them anyway?"
 * Shifu: They are going to their subconsousness where Tyro will be expecting them.
 * Ignitus: All we can do now is wait.
 * Spongebob: Spyro, Kairi, dont let me down. Gary's life is in yours and Tyro's hands now.
 * Celestia: Let's hope this is enough.

Chapter 3: Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious
Flashback Begins On the Battlefieild The Night of the Radiant Garden Raid Flashback Ends.
 * Kairi and Spyro woke up.
 * Spyro: 'What the.... Where are we?"
 * Kairi: "I think, we're in space. somewhere in the vastness of the United Universes. yet, we're not, choking from lack of air."
 * ???: You guys aren't in space. This is a world in your subconsciouses.
 * Kairi: "Huh?"
 * Spyro: 'Who said that?"
 * ???: (laughing) I'm behind you, my chosen heirs.
 * (Spyro and Kairi turn around to see a familiar indago dragon smiling at them while standing on a pinnical rock on two legs)
 * Tyro: Hey, guys!
 * Spyro: "It's Tyro!"
 * Kairi: "Well, he appeared offully quick since Secrets of Tyro."
 * Spyro looks at Kairi, confused.
 * Kairi: "Well, none of our usual comic reliefs are here."
 * Tyro: (dose a kung fu leap of the rock and lands infront of Spyro and Kairi) So have you guys learned alot about my battle with the Wu-Sisters since you both, Po, Mantis and Tigress visited my exhibit in the Hall of Heroes?
 * Spyro: "We were, kinda draged into it by Po. You would not believe how much of a fanboy he is."
 * Tyro: I know, I've been whatching you guys and what you all been through in your eyes thanks to my heart inside you two along with Uncle Shifu communing with me. And I know why you guys are here to see me. Its about Shen's distrust to Spongebob's snail thanks to Lord Shelluon's abuse on him when he was young isnt it?
 * Spyro: "Wait, Lord?"
 * Kairi: 'When did he became a ruler?"
 * Tyro: "He eventally turned his life around after he realised he was a complete jerk, and his parents help him out of it."
 * Spyro: How do you know that?
 * Tyro: You see, when the Second Cartoonian War was still in it's prime after Mang turned bad by Facilier and Xehanort, Lord Shelluon and his people are a race of alien snail creatures known as the Snailians, that live on the Planet of Slimeball, who where forced by Malefor to join his army because of their skills, powerful weaponry, advanced technology and engeneuity. I learned about the Snailians in the Galactic Federation's Alien Races and History.
 * Spyro: "So, Shen's hatred was justifived?"
 * Tyro: Afraid so, you see, before Shen's abuse even occured, the second war was when Shelluon was a child. While I was leading the Grey Wardens, The Wizard Allience, the High Council and their armies to victory, Aqua got herself kidnapped by some snailian soilders and where taken to Malefor's stronghold in the dark mountains of Eastern China. Cause if the snailians didnt obey the darkspawn, then Malefor would set the Destroyer on their planet.
 * Kairi: "(Gasp)!"
 * Spyro: "The monster! Wait a minute, I thought the second war didn't start until the fall of the Radient Garden when Cobra released the darkspawn.
 * Tyro: Really? Aw darn it! i got my lines messed up! Guess thats what happens when your still sleeping for so many years while being frozen in a time crystal. And on top of that, the assult on Malefor's stronghold was one of the second war's earilest battles you guys wanna see it?
 * Spyro: Do we ever?
 * Kairi: "I am confused. Didn't the war offically start when my home was destroyed?"
 * Tyro: It sure did. the battles before however, were kept secret. back when Malefor was indeed still imprisoned, but Mang did all his work for him. I couldent believe what Mang did when I found out about it. I'll just show you guys the assult on Malefor's stonghold and how Mang freed the Darkspawn to start the second war by laying seige on the Radiant Garden. Now close your eyes (They closed their eyes as Tyro touched their foreheads and the symbol on his head glows) And let me how you the events from my memories.
 * Aqua was tossed into a prison by Snailian soldiers!
 * Soldier: "You better not be any trouble until the master comes in!"
 * Soldier 2: "Yeah, we don't wanna be yelled at.... Agian."
 * ???: Whats going on in there!
 * Soldier: "Yelling at the prisoner, sir!"
 * Solider 2: "You idiot, that's the boss!"
 * ???: Never mind that! Just tie her up and get your slimy hides out on the battlefield you idiots! I'll will deal with this myself. Now be quick about it or else!
 * Aqua: "Wait... I know that voice."
 * the Snailian soldiers hold down Aqua and put her arms behing her back to tie them up, pulled out sticks, that turned into hover scooters, and flew off!
 * Soldier: "She's all yours sir!"
 * ???: Good! Now leave us! Inform me if theres any trouble. And inform my sorcerors to be ready to free Malefor and the Darkspawn before you go out there. Got it?
 * Snailian soldier saluted, and flew off!
 * Aqua stared as a shadowy figure approcuhed the cell.
 * ???: Hello, Aqua. It's been a long time since that so-called brother of mine picked you and your now good friends and his love for kung fu over me. (some four eels begin hissing)
 * Aqua: "No... It can't be you!"
 * ???: Oh but it is. Lord Mang "Simon" Cobra! Chosen Apprentice of Malefor and Full Pledged Seeker of Darkness!
 * Aqua: "Mang, you don't know what your doing! you need to stop this!"
 * Lord Cobra: Oh why not? Are you a bit afriad of what Malefor and I are going to do that little girl you met in Radiant Garden?
 * Aqua: "Kairi?"
 * Lord Cobra: "Who do you think, genius? Little Suesy Q of cute street ave.?"
 * Aqua: What do you want with her?
 * Lord Cobra: Oh you like that would you? Do you think that I was going to rat out what the future holds for me and Malefor when she becomes your age? Opps! My bad!
 * Aqua: "What are you saying?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Your gonna make me explain it, are you?"
 * Aqua: Mang, please! Shes only a little girl!
 * Lord Cobra: "A little girl that is impourent for the grand design of things!"
 * Aqua: What?
 * Lord Cobra: "Do i still have to explain it for you?"
 * Aqua: YES!!!
 * Lord Cobra: Allright then, (Laughs) I've had my fun now I'm gonna explain. You see that little girl is acutaly a princess, one of actual royal blood no less and born with a heart of pure light just like her mother before her.
 * Aqua: "A princess? but, what became of the King and Queen?"
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, the loving parents and I were well acquainted right before I turned her father into an immortal cyclops and killed off her mother after the little brat was born.
 * Aqua: "YOU DID WHAT?!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Opps! The Cat's out of the bag! You sounded surprased, huh?!"
 * Aqua: Yes, You murdered Kairi's mother and turned her father into an one-eyed being.
 * Lord Cobra: I know! Pluse nothing can prepare you for what I'm about to tell you next....
 * Aqua: Like what?
 * Lord Cobra: That she is destiended to cure my apprentice of the path I would lead him on and would stand in my way as well as Malefor's.
 * Aqua: "Your insane. One little girl can't undo what you sewed."
 * Lord Cobra: "I thought the same that one Snailian child can't emotionaly scarred a peacock by bulling him with slime, and you won't believe how effective that turned out."
 * Aqua: I dont believe any of this you've bullyed that alien snail raced to obey Malefor and do your bidding.
 * Lord Cobra: Oh and about what you said about one little girl cant undoing my destiny, Im afraid your DEAD wrong!
 * Aqua: "She's a little girl how can sh-"
 * Lord Cobra: "I'M GETTING TO THAT, YOU BLUE HAIRED SHE-TWAT!"
 * (Cobra rises his powerful non-Darkspawn medallian which magicly shows Aqua an image of Shen's Parents consulting with the Soothsayer about Kairi and what the futrue would hold involving her)
 * Aqua: "I.... I.... I don't believe it..."
 * Lord Cobra: "Believe me, i am horredusly shocked about this as well. and thus, proved of what i said earlier of that braty Shelluon scarring Shen into becoming a snailaphobe, but that's not what's impourent."
 * Aqua: What are you and Malefor going to do to her?
 * Lord Cobra: "Let's just say, it's a question that's best answered by the true murderer: her own beloved step-Uncle Shen. to be blunt: I am gonna make that fool do to the Radient Garden like he did to that stupid panda village!"
 * Aqua: WHAT!?!
 * Lord Corba: Not only that but Malefor and I will finnish Kairi just like I finnished her mother!
 * Aqua: "YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Continue to defy me, and i swear, i am gonna stuff so much fists into you mouth that it'll more then your stomich can chew!"
 * Aqua: "...... That makes no sense!"
 * Lord Cobra: Allright then. Maybe I should show you what will happen to Tyro and that army of his while you witness Malefor and the Darkspawn's return.
 * (Cobra rises his powerful Darkspawn medallian which causes a wall to sink and reveal a certain cannon of Shen's)
 * Aqua: "What is that?"
 * Lord Cobra: (Dubbed as Lord Shen) Do you want to see? It's a gift. It's Tyro and his army's parting gift, in that it'll part them; part of them here, part of them there, and part of them WAY over there staining the wall!
 * BOOM!
 * Lord Cobra turns around to see Tyro, and a destroyed cannon.
 * Tyro: "Mang, your starting to lose your edge. and by the way, get better henchmen then a bunch of snails on hover scooters."
 * Lord Cobra: "Ironly, it was my intention. Once i have Shen and his vastly superior wolfs and gorillas back, i will have no more need of those morons. Malefor and i agreed not to bother with those slow moving fools again after Shen's comeback. soon enough, they will outlive their usefullness."
 * Tyro: Ok Mang, Let Aqua go. We can just talk about this!
 * Lord Cobra: No can do, I'm afraid Brother. (Shuddenly the fortress begins to shake) As you know, your allready too late!
 * Tyro and Aqua: Oh Crud!
 * Tyro quickly teleports Aqua away from here!
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh poopy. I forgot he can do that. I better get to those blasted soocerers and tel them to speed things up!"
 * Tyro and Aqua reappear on the outside of the fortress where Tyro's army have been waiting for them.
 * Grey Warden General: You took a little longer then expected Tyro my friend.
 * Tyro: "Cobra is making his move! Laungh the assult!"
 * Grey Warden General: Ofcourse my friend. Allience, sound the assualt
 * (Grey Warden soilders blow on their horns to start the march on the fortress)
 * Allience Soilder: Master Tyro and Lady Aqua! Thank the Light that you both are safe!
 * Tyro: We'll I had to get Aqua out of there didnt I?
 * Aqua: Hey, since this reunion is touching and evreything but how about getting my hands free from these ropes? And where's Terra and Ven?
 * Gray Warden Soilder: Master Tyro has send Young Ventus into hiding with an escort because this battle will be too dangerous for him and Terra should be here with the Masters Council and the rest of Master Tyro's allies.
 * Aqua: "Cobra told me he's gonna target the Radient Garden, he's after a little girl and Lord Shen, he has to be stopped!"
 * Tyro: 'What?!"
 * Allience Soilder: Then you must go and alert the generals, but first! (takes out a dagger and cuts Aqua's hands free from her binds and gives her her keyblade armor) Master Tyro ask me to give this to you.
 * Aqua (Activaiting her Keyblade Armor) Thanks!
 * Tyro: Aqua, why on earth would Mang want to get his scaly hands on that cute little girl you met?
 * Aqua: "Later! we got a battle to fight!"
 * Tyro: Right, I got an army to lead. Sargent, has Highlord Bolvar arrived yet?
 * Sargent: "You know how he tends to be fastionably late. He likes to make a dramic enterence when it looks like the worse for us."
 * Tyro: Well Iet's hope he gets here in time. Soilders steady on the left! Archers keep at a distance and protect the right flank. Lets hold off what ever Cobra throws at us and wait for Highlord Bolvar and his troops along with the horde!
 * Aqua: "But we need to act now! Cobra has hired soccerers to try and release the darkspawn!"
 * Tyro: I know. I risked alot to get you out of there and we're going to lose the alience if we make one faulse move along with some of the troops getting killed but we'll act now and attack head on!
 * Lord Cobra: (In the Background) Hear me Heartless and undead warriors and monsters! Defend the Fortress. Keep Tyro and his army at bay untill Malefor and the Darkspawn are free!
 * Tyro: "Uh oh. this won't end well."
 * everything suddenly moves faster!
 * Tyro's voice: "We're skipping this, it gets nasty and volient from here, let's get to the part after we manage to defeat Cobra's forces and had Cobra surrounded shall we?"
 * Tyro: Ok Mang, we've foiled your plan, that little girl is safe and your fate didnt change. Now its time for you to answer for your crimes against the High Council, brother. Its over!
 * Highlord Bolvar Fordragon: Apprentice of Malefor, you will pay for all the lives you've stolen, traitor.
 * Tyro's voice:" We suffered a minor blow and lost a veiw of our troops and when the battle looked grim and bleak for us, Highlord Bolvar and his troops arrived on time to help us beat Cobra's forces, however, nothing prepeared us for what happened next!"
 * Lord Cobra: "I am left with no chocie but to use something dispiceable! ladies?"
 * Too giant thin naked dolls with make-up appeared!
 * Raggedy Ann Scares Me !: "(what is in the video)"
 * Tyro: "RAGGITY ANN SCARES ME!"
 * Lord Cobra: "SO LONG SUCKERS!"
 * Cobra vanishes!
 * Tyro's voice: "We had at least been able to stop Malefor and the darkspawn from returning... at least, until the unavoidable fall of the Radient Garden."
 * Darkspawn Commander: Lord Malefor, Cobra's allie Clockwerk has the gates open for us!
 * Kairi's voice: "Not that this isn't impourent, but does this have anything to do on why Lord Shen is afraid of Snails and what we can do to fix it?"
 * Tyro's voice: "Oops. Sorry, let's skip this and get to the part on what became of Shelluon after the abusement happened. Agian, trapped in a periment sleep, brain's not what it used to be!"
 * Young Shelluon: Allright, Cobra I did what you and told me to do, now can I go home and see my parents. Though, why did you want him to hate snails?"
 * Lord Cobra: "because i am a jerk. Also, i want him to be more easy to convert."
 * Young Shelluon: So can I go home to Slimball now?
 * Lord Cobra; "Fine, take your stupid people and get out."
 * Kairi's voice: 'Wait a minute, if the snails served Cobra at the stronghold, but yet, he lets them go after Shelluon did what Cobra asked? "
 * Spyro's voice: "You plan to explain why the snailians still helped Cobra even after he let them go after he abused shen?"
 * Tyro's vocie: "Look, again, i am not right in the head right now. I can't remember what and how the history went and what i said before (most of them) may not had been true! oh forget trying to explain! you can open your eyes now!"
 * Tyro: (After he his glow fades and lets go of Kairi and Spyro's foreheads) I'm sorry guys, i forgot i might alittle loopy right now. it tends to effect my powers. would it be better if i just say how bad Shelluon feels right now about abusing Shen?"
 * Spyro: Ok Tyro, please say what do you know about Shelluon now.
 * Tyro: "(Breaths in), i honestly don't know what became of him after he got banished, and became a lord."
 * Spyro and Kairi: "WHAT?!"
 * Tyro: "Well, your problem, not mine. BYE!"
 * Spyro and Kairi vanished!
 * ???: "Nice one, my dear."
 * Cobra appears.
 * Tyro (in a female voice): "Thank you, My lord."
 * Tyro suddenly turns into Queen Chrysalis. (he was an imposter.)
 * Chrysalis: "It was an honor to trick those two into believeing that Tyro became a fool, by being inactreate about the second war, saying World of warcraft characters were involved, adding those werid doll things, that you have one of Shen's cannons, and that you actselly worked with those stupid snails!"
 * Cobra: "Alcourse! i know perfectly well that thing with Shelluon was an icsolated insodent that ended up benifiting me. But, you did end up being honest that Shelluon did regret abusing Shen and him becoming a lord!"
 * Chrysalis: "But wasn't the point of this is to make them think Tyro has become a complete fool, and what they do afterwords you don't really care about?"
 * Cobra: "True, true, but still, you could've said that Shelluon became a tyrant and rules with an iron fist, then they would've ended up attacking that stupid planet and made fools of themselfs and have the Galactic Federation arrest them. all well, at least they'll think Tyro became mentally useless."
 * ???: "Are you certen it's not you who are mentally useless Mang?"
 * Lord Cobra turns around to see a transparent Soothsayer.
 * Cobra: "Oh crud."
 * Soothsayer disappears.
 * Chrysalis: "She's gonna tell on us, is she?"
 * Cobra: "Yep."
 * Chrysalis: "And there's nothing you could do to stop it?"
 * Cobra: "She is proacted by strong light magic, greater then my dark magic so... yep."
 * Chrysalis: "Well, at least it can't get worse."
 * Then Transparent High Council Members and the Real Tyro (his essence send by his sleeping body) appear.
 * The Real Tyro: So, hoodwinking my heirs and using that shapshifting hag to do your dirty work eh, Bro?
 * Chrysalis: I spoke too soon havent I?
 * Lord Cobra: You think?
 * Transparent Triton: "Have you anything to say in your defence?"
 * Cobra: "Uh.... LATES!"
 * Cobra and Chrysalis vanished!
 * Transparent Celestia: COWARDS!!!
 * Tyro: The nerve of that snake Brother of Mine! He and that witch must to have suckers tatooed on Spyro and Kairi's fourheads!

Chapter 4: The Search for Two Snails Begins
A Few Minutes of explaining later.... The Next Day Shen's room. otherside. Kairi's room Back in Kairi's Room. A few minutes of explaining later... Outside Later
 * Kairi and Spyro awoke.
 * Spyro: "Uh, guys, this may be hard to explain, but-"
 * Soothsayer: "Before you say anything, here what we have to say first."
 * Kairi: "Yeah?"
 * The Real Tyro: (appears in spirital form) Please Soothsayer, let me. You guys have been betrayed again. Cobra had that witch, Chrysalis, to inpersonate me and lied to you guys about what happened. the only truth is Shelluon being guilty about abusing Shen and that he became a lord.
 * Joe: But how did Cobra find out what Celestia and the Soothsayer were planning?
 * Shifu: (sighs) That I dont know.
 * Alex: I got a safe bet that Cobra finding out has Teen Mang written all over it!
 * ???: "No it doesn't!"
 * Everyone looks at a bearly opened closet.
 * Voice: "Uh, i mean, Nothing in here but us jackets and coats. D'OH! I mean, i didn't say anything!"
 * Girl Sora: "Oh, let's see, what could be behind closet number 1?"
 * Girl Sora opens closet door and reveals Teen Mang.
 * Goofy: Gwarsh You were right, Alex!
 * Teen Mang: "Uh.... does, anyone want a.... (looks at his Burger King meal.) Freach fry?"
 * B.O.B.: "OH! OH! ME! I WANT A FREACH FRY!"
 * Everyone: "B.O.B.!"
 * Teen Mang: Time to make a quick getaway distraction! Ladies?
 * Icky: "What ladies?"
 * Iago: I think he means those ones! (Points to the Gaint Naked Raggity Anne Dolls from Cobra's Deception in Spyro and Kairi's Subconscious, and exsact same thing from before happens.)
 * Icky: "RAGGITY ANN SCARES ME!"
 * Teen Mang: Vasta Lavista. Suckers! NINJA SMOKE!
 * POOF!
 * Teen Mang is gone.
 * Donald: Hey, thats cheating! GET BACK HERE!
 * Boy Sora: Just ignore him, Donald.
 * Tyro: (to Spyro and Kairi) Now them, are you two allright?
 * Kairi: "All i end up knowing is that Shellion is on Slimeball, is now a lord, and regrets ever abusing Shen. is that much right?"
 * Tyro: Well yes and not exactly thanks to Mang and Chrysalis' hyjacking scheme.
 * Icky: "So, that's the story in the nutshell?"
 * Tyro: Yeah, pretty much. Really Akward huh?
 * Icky: "Yeah, so, Shelluon is on slimeball, regrets everything, and is a lord now?"
 * Tyro: Yes he is. So the only way for Shen to stop being an Anti-Snailtight is for you guys to take him derectly to Slimball and to Shelluon. If he sees Shen on his home, he will apologise for his abuse in the past and it will bring the Peacock and those who share his trust around. But Shen has to brace great demons for it.
 * Icky: "Just one problem: Shen might end up attacking the guy and rip him to shreads! Let's remeber this the same Peacock that destroyed an entire Panda village because a panda was gonna become a problem to him!"
 * Tyro: Well then if that's going to be his attidude then go with Spongebob's idea to exile him from the louge for his disturst to snails..... And allow Cobra to have his apprendtise back, and basicly doom the united universes."
 * Shifu: "Wait! i have a way we can make it work without allowing Shen to do such a thing! Monkey is capable to make cages in shape of any animal. He made one for Po once."
 * Icky: "Uh, why the hell is that?"
 * Tyro: Yeah Uncle Shifu, what are you getting at?
 * Shifu: "Think about it, Shen can't harm Shelluon if he is in A peacock shaped cage."
 * Tyro: Hm? Take Shen to Slimball by brute force by caging him huh? That works too. Do you guys wanna know where Gary is right now?
 * Spongebob: "YES! YEAH! (LAUGHS CRAZINGLY) WHOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO!"
 * Tyro: Uncle, is Spongebob always like this?
 * Shifu: "You have no idea."
 * Tyro: Ok I'll show you guys with my light powers. Kairi, Spyro, can you two close your eyes so I can show Gary's loctations through your minds and show it as an image to your friends?
 * beeping was heard.
 * Tyro: "Oh hang on!"
 * Tyro picks up a pager.
 * Tyro: "Hello? Oh, Hello mister producer. What? My place here is leading too much away from the original story and i need to stop now? Bu sir, the snail needs.... Oh what's that? Just tell them where Gary is? Ok, your the boss. (puts pager down.) Ok, insteand, i'll just say where Gary is. he's somewhere further out into the swamp. that's all i have time to say, because i am leading away from the story too much, and he wants this story over it. I have to go now."
 * Spongebob: But What about Gary?
 * Tyro: Propebly getting to the nearest bus station to catch a ride back to your homeworld useing some passes he stores in his shell by now.
 * Tyro vanishes.
 * Icky: "Well, i guess we're on our own from here on out."
 * Mimi: Sorry Everyone. I have to get ready to leave for Parie with Brandy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy Tomorrow.
 * Kairi: And I promised Rarity I would babysit The Crusaders for the week.
 * Spyro: Sparx and I are gonna help the others get Shen into the peacock cage.
 * Po: "But we got to get Monkey, the 5, and the penguins into our side first."
 * Spongebob: "IF YOUR GONNA DO IT LIKE THAT, FINE! Patrick, Squidward-"
 * Squidward: "Pass."
 * Spongebob: "Darn. I mean, Patrick, Icky and Iago, Twilight and Spike will come with me to get Gary back!"
 * Twilight: "But i am needed to-"
 * Celestia: "It's ok. I canceled the meeting anyway. we can always resedguale with King Drakesis. I have to lead this expiditon to Slimeball. Sponegbob needs you and Spike right now."
 * Twilight: "On second thought, i guess my hooves are free."
 * Icky: "Yeah, count us in, Kiddo, finding some snail is gonna be much easier then trying capture a raged out peacock."
 * Iago: "Ditto."
 * Spike: "I'll bring marshmellows, chocolate, and gram crackers for s'mores!"
 * Patrick: "YAY! ADVENTURE HO!"
 * Spongebob: "Now that's more like it!"
 * Boy Sora: Say no more Spongebob, Donald, Goofy and I will go with Cynder and the others that will deal with taking Shen to Slimball.
 * Spyro: Oh, your such a true friend thank you guys.
 * Spongebob: "Patrick, and company. Let's roll."
 * Spongebob's group go down many diffrent poles then the elevater and arrive in the Temple's underground basement.
 * Spongebob: Feast your eyes guys!
 * Spike: "What are we looking at?"
 * The lights turn on reveal a seven seated newer version of the Patty Wagon.
 * Spongebob: The Patty Wagon 2!
 * Icky: "What happened to the original?"
 * Spongebob: Its right over in the secret Garage incase anything happens to the 2. Pluse Sandy and the Penguins build this for me and Patrick and added some advence technology used to build the van. Let me show you guys the 2's features.
 * Twilight: "Enlighten us."
 * Spongebob: Seasame Seed Finnish, Seal valbet Pickels, Grilled Lather intearior, 1000 horse powered rockets. An Ineractive coumputer with auto pilot. (Lefts hood) And under the hood, a fuel injected french fry with two overhead greece traps just like the original!
 * Twilight, Spike, Patrick, Iago and Icky: Woah!
 * Spongebob: Yeah, woah!
 * Everyone gets in it.
 * Icky: "Wait a minute, isn't it canon on your show that you don't have a driver's lisence, and that your a road menace?
 * Twilight: Yeah, And Ponys cant even drive."
 * Spike: "But your not driving."
 * Twilight: "Ovivious point noted. But still, driving without a licence isnt just scary, its down right dangerous and illegal."
 * SpongeBob- You don't need a license to drive an advanced sandwich. (Turns on Patty Wagon 2, and they drive away)
 * Spyro (on radio): Spongebob can you hear me?
 * Spongebob: "What is it now, Spyro?"
 * Spyro (on radio): We finnaly got the Five and the Penguins to finally listen to reason thanks to Shifu telling them about Tyro's Advice to us. Monkey is working on the Peacock Cage right now.
 * Icky: "Sweet. But, are they in any chance still worry that Shen isn't gonna take this very kindly?"
 * Spyro (on radio): "They are, but i told them this: What good is being a hero if your not willing to take risks?"
 * Iago: "Well, you still need to be crafty, Shen is the kinda bird that would almost be one step ahead of you."
 * Icky: "Oh, and there's still the wolfs and apes. They're loyal to Shen no matter what."
 * Spyro (On Radio): The Soothsayer will tell the wolfs and apes of our plan and when they listen to us, then Getting Shen into the Peacock Cage wont be a big problem and if that dosent work, we still got some wizards on our side.
 * Spongebob: "That'll be all Spyro."
 * Spyro (on the Radio): Good luck finding Gary Guys!
 * Spongebob: Ok, Hanger doors open up and Patty Wagon 2 Rocket Mode engage!
 * Icky: "Wait, i didn't put my-"
 * The Patty Waggon 2 changes into its Rocket Mode and hidden hanger doors open up.
 * Spongebob: Time to activate hyper drive!
 * Icky: "But-"
 * BLAST!
 * Icky: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
 * Spongebob: HANG ON GARY!!! IM COMING TO BRING YOU HOME!!!
 * Patrick: WHAT HOME SPONGEBOB? BIKINI BOTTOM OR THE TEMPLE?
 * Spongebob: "I WAS BEING BRAMIATIC, PATRICK!"
 * Patrick: OK BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT HOME? BIKINI BOTTOM OR THE TEMPLE?
 * Spongebob: "OH FOR THE LOVE OF NEPTUNE, JUST FUCKING FORGET IT! I AM COMING GARY!"
 * Twilight: SPONGEBOB WATCH YOUR LAUNGUGE!!!!
 * Iago: YEAH, THIS IS A KIDS SHOW FOR PETE'S SAKES. DO YOU WANT THE CENSOR PEOPLE ON OUR BUTTS?
 * Spike: WELL I HOPE THAT BUS STATION GARY IS GOING TO HAS RESTROOMS CAUSE I NEED TO GO TO THE LITTLE DRAGON'S ROOM!!!
 * Twilight: "CONFOUND IT SPIKE, I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT?!?!?"
 * Spike: WELL YEAH BUT....
 * Twilight: JUST HOLD IT IN, OK?
 * Icky: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS! (the Pattey Waggon 2 blasts off into the swamp)
 * Shifu: Yen Sid, thank you, Mickey and the wizards for coming. You will not believe the events that occured last night.
 * Spyro: "Not that you propbuly didn't already know, being a wizard, being able to forsee these kind of things."
 * Yen Sid: Yes, I know of your situation with Spongebob's beloved pet snail and Shen's distrust to his species due to a bad experience with an Alien Snail in the past.
 * Mickey: Gosh, I just hope Spongebob and the others find Gary.
 * Yen Sid: "Our concern belongs of our own challnage: being a step ahead of a crafty peacock."
 * Lord Shen: "I can't believed Spongebob brought in that disgusting creature into the temple. Snails are nothing but trouble. That, disgusting sliming atrosity mistake of nature."
 * (Suddenley Shen hears a knock on the door, he opens it to find Celestia, Shifu and the Wizard Alience waiting outside his room)
 * Lord Shen: "Oh, can i be of service?"
 * Mickey: Shen, we want to have a talk with you reguarding your adittude with Spongebob's pet snail last night.
 * Lord Shen: "Sorry we're close."
 * Lord Shen slams the door!
 * Yen Sid: "This might be harder then i anpisinpated."
 * Spyro- Alright, let's go for Plan B!
 * Shifu- You mean knock him out?
 * Spyro- If that's what it takes, yes!
 * Shifu- (Sighs) Very well! Anyone got a mallet?
 * Lord Shen (from otherside of the door): "I CAN HEAR YOU OUT THERE YOU KNOW! NOW BEGONE BEFORE I HAVE THE WOLFS AND GORILLAS ESCHOURT YOU OUT, AND CONTINUING REFUSEL WILL LEAD ME TO ALLOW THEM TO BE ROUGH ABOUT IT!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Even on your girlfriend?"
 * Lord Shen (from the otherside of the door): "IF SHE'S GONNA BE A BITCH ABOUT THIS, THEN YES! ......... Oh crap i did not just say that."
 * a series of the sounds of locks being locked, and a huge thud of a giant door blocker, some chains, buttons being pressed, followed by a voice that said "System armed".
 * Shifu: Very well Shen your arrogant attitude leave us no choice! Wizards blast that door down!
 * Lord Shen: "A mutinty? how can this happen? Cobra must be behind this! i can't be of help to anyone if i am captured! TO THE EXCAPE POD!"
 * Lord Shen runs to the escape pod.
 * Lord Shen: "Come on, turn on!"
 * Voice: "Welcome to the E.S.C.A.P.E P.O.D., Lord Shen. What is your disred destination?"
 * Lord Shen: "ANYWHERE BUT HERE!"
 * Voice: "Good enough."
 * Escape Pod begins to fly, and blasts through the roof!
 * The Wizards brake down the door but evreone sees the Escape Pod.
 * Sparx: Where did he get those awsome toys?
 * Dr. Cocarouch: "Uh.... Kolwalski's and My fault, guys. The intention was to make Shen more, advance for future production on cannons. turns out, he like them as what they were anyway, but, we did agree to give him, a secury system, and an escape pod?"
 * Boss Wolf (Sarcasticly): "Nice."
 * Shifu: Dr Cockroach, when this is over, Neither you or Kolwalski will not make Shen technaclly advanced again!
 * Dr Cocroach: Terribly sorry!
 * Yen Sid: Quick, we got to catch that bird! If we cant bring a Peacock to his cage, we'll bring the cage to him instead.
 * Girl Sora: Good thing too. Mimi should be ready to leave for Paris and Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy should be here to drop the Crusaders of to Kairi.
 * Tigress: ""And how is that good?"
 * Izzy: We'll be out of the temple chasing Shen down and getting him to Slimball while Ignitus, Volteer, Cyril, Terradore and Merlin watch over Kairi and the girls and give Spongebob's group another method of transportation.
 * Kairi is brushing Mimi's Hair while she is still in her princess dress. Palamon helps Brandy get their luggage out.
 * Brandy: Ok, where are Rarity, those two pegesi and three fillies? Our flight to Paris is going to leave in 3 hours!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Sorry i'm late! traffic was a horse's-"
 * an escape pod lands next to them!
 * Lord Shen (coming out of escape pod): "There you bunch are! Listen to me! something terrable happened! There's been a mutanity! Cobra has corrupted everyone! even Celestia! why, even the wizard allience! we must band togather and find a way to cure them! Now, the decorruption champer is in lobby 5, if we hurry up, we'll be done before-"
 * Kairi: Uncle Shen Please Listen to me. This is not what you think. Evreyone is trying to help you overcome your fear of snails!
 * Lord Shen: "Me? Afraid of snails? (laughs out loud!) I am not afraid of snails, i just hate them with an undying passon! there's a difference!"
 * Mimi: "Oh, thanks for clearing that up. Everyone thinks your afraid of snails. we should've guess is that you just have a very negitive opinion on them."
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you Mimi. But i am serious! Cobra has pulled another one of his bloody stunts! Now, we must act before-"
 * Suddenly Po and Alex Grabs Shen and pin down, giving out a peacock cry in pain in the progress.
 * Alex: We got him!
 * Lord Shen: "Mimi, Brandy, Girls, help me! I am your only chance and hope to de-corrupt them! get the de-corruption powder Merlin was working on in his room! now! it's our only chance!"
 * Soothsayer: Are you certain its not you who is courrpted by your paranoid fear of snails, Shen?
 * Kairi: I'm sorry uncle. I'm afraid I cant let your attitude to continue any longer.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Your against me too?
 * Celestia: She's right Shen. Your Anti-Snailtight behavor is making you go stark raving mad!
 * Lord Shen: "Wait.... OF ALL THE BLOODY DAMN REASONS TO CAUSE A MUTANITY, IT'S OVER SOMETHING AS TRIVAL AS ME HATING SNAILS?! SINCE WHEN DOES THE LOUGE ATTACK THOSE WHO HAVE BAD OPINIONS ON SOMETHING! IF SO, WHY NOT WE JUST GO AFTER THOSE THAT HATE THE G4 MY LITTLE PONY SHOW AND DO BRONIES A SERVICE! WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BEING ENTITLED TO AN OPINION?!?!"
 * Shifu: ENOUGH!!! Monkey, get the peacock cage! Sorcerors be ready with a knock out spell!
 * Kairi: Oh that knock out spell wont be nessesary, Shifu. I know how to deal with this one (Gets out her keyblade).
 * Lord Shen: "(Gasp), Kairi, no! what are you doing? have you forgotten the good times we had? So what i don't like snails! i have other reasons then that blasted Shelluon! when has a snail ever been productive in the united universes? not at all! all they do is leave slime trails and that's it! They are also slow, and really hard to look at, not to mention unpleasent to touch! they're just slugs with shells! if you and Spongebob like them that's fine with you, but aside from you and, everyone in this room appearently, snails are not universely liked! i mean really, name one snail that actselly accomplished something in life?!"
 * Skipper: "He does have a good point. Snails are not exsactly famous of actselly doing something other then being slower then turtles."
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you, Skipper."
 * Kairi: I know. But Gary's going to be apart of the family now so evreyone's taking you to Slimball where Shelluon wants to make amends with you for abusing you and I want you to apologize to Gary for being so mean to him and accept him as a family member. Alex, Po, hold Uncle Shen down good so I can knock him out for you guys to put him in the peacock cage!
 * Lord Shen: "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT MONSTER! HE PUT YOU ALL UP TO THIS, DID HE?! HAS HE LEARNED CORRUPTION MAGIC AND FORCED YOU ALL TO DO THIS?! CAUSE WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HIM, I AM GONNA-"
 * Alex: Actually it was Tyro but this is for your own good, anyway.
 * Marty: Ok girl. Do whatcha gotta do!
 * Kairi: This is for you, Gary! (Readys her Keyblade to hit Shen)
 * Lord Shen: NO!!! KAIRI!!! I'M BEGGING YOU!!! (A loud wack and peacock screach of pain is heard from outside the temple while a white limo drives up to the entence)
 * Wolf guards: "It's lord Shen! he's in trouble!"
 * Boss Wolf: Hold your horses boys! Lord Shen is not in trouble!
 * Ape Guard: But how do you know that?
 * Wolf Gurad: "Yeah, that was a peacock screeh of pain?!"
 * Boss Wolf: Trust me. Lord Shen has a little paranormal snail hating attitude proplem but the louge is taken care of that.
 * The Louge have secussfuly put the knocked out Shen in Monkey's Peacock build cage.
 * Yen Sid: Good Work. And now for a powerful spell that will see that Shen will not get any ideas of escaping.
 * Gilda: "Yo guys, there's a white limo outside the temple."
 * Mimi: Oh goodie! Our ride to the airport is here! Rarity has a limo to pick me, Brandy and Rainbow Dash up! And the girls should be with her and Fluttershy right now.
 * Spyro: "We're sorry the last thing you have to see of this place was, what accured a few hours ago."
 * Ignitus: (Entering) Is Everyone allright? I send Cyril to let the Cursaders in and escort them here.
 * T.K: Ignitus, you just missed the most awsome thing Kairi did to Shen.
 * Matt: Yeah, nice use of the keyblade Kairi.
 * Marty: You the girl!
 * Ignitus: "I, expect Shen's capture went well."
 * Alex: It sure did! You know how to deal with this untill the last minute Kairi.
 * Tigress: I gotta admit. That was pretty hardcore.
 * Kairi: 'But was hard for me to just, turn on him like that, even if it's for Gary."
 * Shifu: (Sighs) Yes I know. But this entire madness will be over soon enough.
 * Cyril: Pardon me, evreyone but I do believe Kairi's little guests have arrived. Come on in girls.
 * Applebloom: Hey everyone- Why is Shen in a Peacock shaped cage?"
 * Kairi: Its short of along story, girls.
 * Scootaloo: "Seriously, your doing this because he doesn't like snails? They're not every well liked creatures you know."
 * Kairi: I know but what ever my uncle likes it or not. Gary is going to be apart of the family now so we dont reject new family members, specially if it belongs to a not very well liked spieces.
 * Mimi: Girls, were going to the airport now so you better hurry and say your goodbyes.
 * Spyro: Ok Kairi, you babysit the crusaiders, the others and I will handle the rest right Sora?
 * Soras (both boy and girl:): "Who, me or her/him?"
 * Spyro: (laughs) I mean Boy Sora but you guys know what I mean.
 * Sparx: Ah, The Dragon who inherit Tyro's kung-fu and wicked sence of humor.
 * Celestia: "As much as i enjoy a good joke, we got a mission to do."
 * Rarity: Now girls, I want you three to behave yourselves for Kairi while Mimi, Brandy, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and I have a wonderful time in Parie ok?
 * Sweetiebelle: It'll be fine, Rarity! We can take care of ourselves as long as we stick together!
 * Rarity: Well, just don't get yourselves in too much trouble. Especially not after what happened when Fluttershy watched over you.
 * Applebloom: Yeah, no joke. Well, girls, let's go. This Kairi girl seems pretty nice.
 * Rarity: Oh, she is, Applebloom. In fact, she was responsible for curing Lord Shen from his darkness.
 * Scootaloo: Ooh, impressive. Well, we'll see you later, Rarity!
 * Rarity: We'll be back in a week! See you later! Or as we say it in French, Ah bientot! (Leaves with the others in the limo bound for the airport)
 * Kairi: (CMC's face Kairi) Ok girls, Now that I'm incharge of you, were going to have a fun week now that Rarity's going to Europe.
 * Merlin: Now Girls, Inform me, Ignitus and the other guardians if you need anything ok?
 * Scootaloo- Actually, there is one thing we might need...
 * Applebloom: (The CMCs are hang-gliding) YEEEEEEEEHAH!
 * Scootaloo: This is AWESOME!
 * Sweetiebelle: Yeah! Just look at how high we are!
 * All 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMME!
 * Kairi: Oh, dear!
 * Ignitus: You had to give them the hang glider, didn't you?
 * Merlin: Please, Ignitus! I love to see a little child happy!
 * Scootaloo: Let's go back and get Kairi!

Chapter 5: The Rotten Le Flour
Paris, France Past Later Present a hide-out somewhere. Back with the cops. Back in the villains lair. rest stop. Hide-out. Dragon Realms- Gas Station
 * French Toad- Behold, my copains (French: buddies), my new wagon-restaurant! (French- diner!)
 * French Toad 2- Sainte enfer, Pierre! (French- Holy ****, Pierre!) How did you afford this place? It absolutely amazing! I bet whoever owned it was very popular.
 * Pierre- It was easy, Raphael! Turns out, this restaurant was once popular in it's day. I believe it was called 'Gusteau's'. Tragiquement, (French: Tragically) from what I heard, it had a recent rat infestation of some sort. Although, some say the day before it shut down, it was being RUN by the rats. But, that's not important! Now, I shall call it "Pierre Plaza"!
 * Raphael- Excellente réputation, Pierre! (French- Excellent name, Pierre!) I'm sure it shall be much better than our old cafe!
 * Rat Customer- ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US, YOU CHIENNE?!? (French: *****?!?) YOU MADE THIS CUISINE OUT OF RAT! PENSEZ-VOUS QUE NOUS SOMMES FOUTUS CANNIBALES?!? (French: DO YOU THINK WE'RE GOD**** CANNIBALS?!?)
 * Pierre- I am very sorry, moseiur, I didn't know you were a rat, honest! S'il vous plaît ne me tuez pas! (French: Please don't kill me!) (Rats beat up Pierre)
 * French Lizard- Ce restaurant est officiellement fermé! (French: This diner is officially shut down!)(Diner is closed down)
 * Pierre- Faire foutre! (French: ****!)
 * Pierre- Yes! It shall be much better! And this time, we shall check every customer for it's species so this problem shall not happen again! Now, let's get to work! (2 toads go inside old restaurant, and behind them, Mimi, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity appear)
 * Rainbow Dash- Well, this is it! Paris, France!
 * Rarity- Odd! I thought Paris would be a bit more picturesque. Instead, it's just traffic, and some guy using a jackhammer.
 * Construction Worker- But, moseiur, this is not a jackhammer. It is a 'Jacquehammer'. (Turns on 'Jacquehammer', and it makes funny French laugh noise as it plows into the road)
 * Mimi: I still cant wait to impress those french photographers with the many difrient and beautiful versions of my Princess dress am my right, Rarity?
 * Rarity: "One thing though, we have to be noticed first. you don't get followed by camera men for just being cute. otherwise, then they would be perverts.
 * ???: 'And i am just ze snake to help."
 * Rarity and Mimi: "Huh?"
 * French Snake that looks like Sir Hiss but in a french hat and fancy suit: "Allow me introduse myself, I am reknown fast-on de-sign-ner, Frances Le flour."
 * Mimi: "Uh, Fances Le Flower?"
 * Frances: "No no no, my sweet, Le Flour."
 * Mimi: "Uh....."
 * Frances: "I see it is better if you refer me as Frances."
 * A mantis with a french moustase appeared.
 * The Mantis: "Wow Mr. Le Flour, lucky for her she has good looks for a Human, no? otherwise, she would not get alot of men for being, how do you say, very stu-pid, no?"
 * Frances: "Shut it, Mante! these are deliget and sensitive laters."
 * Mante: "Sorry boss."
 * A donkey: "Hey Frances, i like the one with the purple hair. think i can ask her on a date?"
 * Frances: "Shut up, ane, you stupid idiot!"
 * Rarity: "Uh, those two are not with you, are they?"
 * Frances: "Oh, please mind my useless assassents, they work for me, and sometimes they failed to mind their mannors!"
 * Ane: "But sir, the white one's le hot."
 * Frances tail swips Ane!
 * Frances: "NO YOU CANNOT FORCE THAT ONE TO HAVE *** WITH YOU! THAT IS NOW YOU ENDED UP BEING ACCUSED OF *** IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU SMELLY IDIOT!! MY REPUTATION WAS ALMOST RUIN BECAUSE OF YOU! NOW BEHAVE, OR I'LL PUT YOU IN LE PIT LIKE YOUR SISTER?!?!"
 * Mimi and Rarity made concerned faces as well did the others.
 * Frances: "Uh... Is it too late to pretend for you ladies that you did not hear that, just now?"
 * Mimi: Excuse me, do you know where we'll find Photo Finnish? Rarity told me she'd be here in Parie.
 * Frances: "Oh please, i am a thousond times bet-ter then her! My fastion is so great, it caused riots. Women murdered eachother for my (blows a kiss) masterpiece!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Are you really that great?"
 * Frances: "You hear that? Is Frances Le flour that great?"
 * Mante: "Madam wassell, he's greater then the ruler of france!"
 * Ane: "Better the Oprah"
 * Mante: "Better then Lauren Frost!"
 * Ane: "Better then god!"
 * Mante: "Even greater then Jerry Louis!"
 * Ane: "So he's much better then that has-been puny house that is Photo Finish!"
 * Frances: "So, what do you fien ladies think of me?"
 * Mimi: Girls do you think we should trust them?
 * Rainbow Dash: "Let's look at the fact that he insults his friends, one of them accused of a crime, the other insulted you, Mimi, and this "Franky" guy just shouted outloud that he has the donkey's sister in a pit?"
 * Frances: "Now ladies, i only mistreat the idiot help, i would never mistreat or abuse you fine, fine, fine ladies. Second, i apologies how these imbaciles behaved, and i promise Ane's criminal record is nothing to be concerned of, he was proven inosent cause the woman was believed to be mentally out of it. Mante, his has a big mouch for a puny small brained insect. Now come on, ladies, i am a trust wrothy rep-tile. I will make you noticed by the camera men. My de-signs, are to scream for! i have woman breaking in to my house all ze time. and i promise, you ladies will be on many magizines, even side roles in those "Playboy" magizines for my lanziray designs!"
 * Fluttersy: "Lanziray?"
 * Rarity: "It's french for underwear, Fluttershy."
 * Frances: "So, what do you say? I will not take a no for an answer."
 * ??? There he is!!
 * (The girls see the vultrue cops from the Timon and Pumbaa Series with a Fox in a fancy texedo with a leather cape, top hat, monocle and Cane)
 * Fox: "Thats the serpent bastard and his cohords that nearly robbed me of my fortune and ruined my sister's reputation thanks to that filthy fashion con of theirs and took her life's savings with them! And i heard he keeps the sister of one of his henchmen in a pit!"
 * Ane: "Uh... Frances, What do we do now?"
 * Frances: "Uh, no no! you must mistook me for another very handsome and dashing snake!"
 * Mante: "Yeah! in no way he's Frances De Con Artest Le Flour, France's number one master criminal and convicted gender volater!"
 * Frances: "GARBAGE BRAIN?!"
 * Mante: "What, i said you weren't Frances De Con-"
 * Frances: "OH SHUT UP!"
 * Cop Vulture: Ok Frances, your coming with us!
 * Cop Vulture 2: Yeah, you pulled your last fashion con scheme!
 * Frances: "Ane, push the girls into the car!"
 * Ane grabs all the girls and tossed them into the car!
 * Frances opens the car and gets in, with Mante, and Ane taking the wheel!"
 * Frances: "FLOOR IT!"
 * Ane floors it!
 * Ane: "It's a good thing i know how to drive!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well this is just great! We haven't gotten on to our shopping spree and help Mimi become a fasion model, but now we just got kidnapped by a con-snake who just wanted Mimi's body and our money.
 * Mimi: Well, this just cant get any worse!
 * Frances: Get that Princess dress wearing girl tied up and gagged along with those three ponies and the dog girl!
 * Brandy: "You had to say it, did ya?"
 * Mimi: I'm a huge glutton for punishment!
 * Mante: You want the captives hands behind their backs as usual Frances?
 * Frances: "Yes, and be sure their butts are sticking out in ze air."
 * Ane: "My faverite part."
 * Rarity: AHH! Thats inaporpeate even for our standerds!
 * Frances: Ozzie! Be quick and help Mante tie up those girls and have their booties sticking in ze air!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Hey, who's Ozzie?"
 * The Girls turn to see a French accent Weasel with a pack of Rats, Weasels, Stoats and Ferrests.
 * Ozzie: Hey boys, lookie who we have here. Some five prettie lady captives to tie and gagged.
 * Ferret: I love the gown on the human girl, boss!
 * Mimi: "EEK! RATS!!!"
 * Fluttershy: "Please, we'll give you whatever you want! take the money, just don't hurt us?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "DAMN IT FLUTTERSHY, YOUR SUCH A COWARD?!"
 * Frances: "I am afraid ladies, it's not just ze money i want. i also desire, you lovely women. Once we have our fun with you, we'll auction you off to the arabian auction off where rich men buy the perfect wife. and i trust, with your fine figures, you'll be wonderful aditions. But first, we must, break your spirits, so there will be no defience."
 * Brandy: "LISTEN HERE YOU PERVY REPTILE! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DEALING WITH HERE? ME AND MIMI ARE MEMBERS OF THE SHELL LOUGE SQUAD, AND OUR PONY FRIENDS ARE EQUESTIA'S OWN ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?!"
 * Frances: "Oh? and where are the rest of your friends?"
 * Brandy: "We were here on a paid shopping spree before you jerks ruined it!"
 * Frances: "Oh then in that case, your spirits must really be broken! and i'll trible your prize to the auction off!"
 * Mante: Shall we tie them up now Frances?
 * Frances: Yes, and Lets keep them gagged and tied up for the sex slave acution this friday. Prossed gentlemen.
 * Rainbow Dash: "You'll never break our spirits!!"
 * Ozzie: Just Watch us! Tie those ladies up, boys!
 * Rainbow Dash: "SCREW THIS! I'M OUT OF HERE!"
 * Rainbow Dash dashed away!
 * Frances: "Someone catch here!"
 * Ozzie: Catch her Selina! Dont let the rainbow one get away!
 * (A Harpy Eagle with a french accient nods and gose after Rainbow Dash at light speed!)
 * A perry the platypus lookalike in a police uniform appears on a motoerscooter.
 * Fox: Ah! Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque (French for Platypus) of Inerpol! Thank goodness you are here!
 * Jaq: (Slaps the fox) YOU IDIOT!!! HOW COULD YOU LET FRANCES AND HIS GOONS KIDNAP THOSE POOR FIVE GIRLS, JAMES?!?
 * James: "OW MY FACE! I am very sorry sir, it happened so fast!"
 * Jaq: Tell me! Where did he take them?
 * Vultrue Cop: They headed south to their secret lair!
 * Jaq: What did the girls look like?
 * Vultrue Cop 2: One was a human girl dressed up in a princess dress, the other was a dog girl and the rest are three ponies from Equestria!
 * Jaq: Quick. Get me Inspector Carmalita Fox, Tell her whats happened!
 * James: Of course!
 * Frances: I trust your bindings and gags are too your liking ladies?
 * Ane: "Uh sir, Selina still hasn't catured the rainbow horse."
 * Selina the Harpy Eagle returns with Rainbow Dash beaten up and pinned down in her strong talons.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Beaten up and brused) I should have have stayed with you guys to get tied up and gagged didnt I?
 * Fluttershy: "We don't blame you for being brave, Rainbow Dash."
 * Rarity: "Albeit being pretty moronic about it."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well how was i suppose to know they have a Harpy!?"
 * Selina: That's Harpy Eagle to you, you rainbow mained, she-twat!
 * Frances: As I was saying, I trust your bindings are to your liking ladies?
 * Rarity: "Just take away liking."
 * Brandy: "This is a major disrespect to the greatest know heroes to the united universes!"
 * Frances: Ah, Good! Ok everyone you know what to do!
 * Selina: Put the four captives asses in ze air! boys!
 * Rarity: "You bunch are the most uncilised group i ever seen!"
 * Frances: "Where are the gags, this one is whining!"
 * Rarity: "I am not whining! I am merely complaining, do want to here whining? THIS IS WHI-"
 * The Ferrets gag Rarity, Brandy, Mimi and Fluttershy with some long damp cloths.
 * Rainbow Dash: Ok, I'm just gonna keep my mouth just to prevent myself from getting gagged.
 * Frances: (Dubbed as Hades) Good answer.
 * Selina: Now, boys!
 * Weasels raised the girl's rears.
 * Frances: "Nothing pleasures a man more, then a woman's buttocks."
 * Ane: "No kidding."
 * Mante: "Oh oui, mosisure."
 * Ferret: (To Mimi while taking pictures of the four girls rears) Nice booty baby!
 * Mimi Brakes down crying while struggling with the ropes tying her wrists behind her back!
 * Weasel (taking pictures): "What a horse butt!"
 * Fluttershy whimpers.
 * Rainbow Dash growls when she heard that.
 * Selina: Ok, lets spank their asses while they start crying their eyes.
 * Rainbow Dash: This is torture! I cant watch the rest of this.
 * Mimi: (Sobbing) Spongebob and Palamon. I wish you could hear me. I have been kidnapped and I need you guys! Where are you?!?
 * Icky: "I love these burgers!"
 * Spongebob: "Oh i know, and- WAIT A MINUTE, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO FIND GARY!"
 * Twilight: "Oh now you realised?"
 * Ozzie: "Who better to spank them then Ol' Octavio?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Who?"
 * A giant red octopus appeared.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh sweet Celestia's flank."
 * Frances: Ovtavio, would you be so kind is to have those ladies buttocks please?
 * Octavio: (laughing) Why not? Sounds like fun to me. (He goes over to the girls and begins spanking thier rear ends with some four planks)
 * Rainbow Dash: "No! NOOOOOO!"
 * Spongebob and Patrick: (Singing) Oh Im a Goofy Goober Yeah, Your a Goofy Goober Yeah, We're all Goofy Goobers Yeah, Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goobers YEAH!!!

Meanwhile Later... Much Later...
 * Spike: (Singing) Oh I'm a Goofy Goober...
 * Twilight, Iago and Icky: Spike!
 * Spike: What? Its catchy!
 * Spongebob (Honks the horn to get the gas attendant's attention): Fill it up please.
 * Twilight: And Can my assistant use your washrooms please?
 * A bat and a rat is seen.
 * Bat: "We out of business. We don't serve ketchup and musturd no more! (Slap each other then brake down laughing hysterically)
 * Gas Attendant (who was a horse): Guys! (Gets Gas Tank Filler) Knock it off! (fills Patty Wagon 2 with gas) The washroom's right over there miss.
 * Spike- Thanks! (Runs over to bathroom)
 * Rat- Hey, Battus? Do dragons eat genstones?
 * Battus- They sure do, Rattus!
 * Rattus- Well, whatever he's getting out of his system, it must be PURE GOLD! (SLAP, both laugh)
 * Twilight- Hey! Nobody makes fun of my assistant like that!
 * Battus- And what're you gonna do about it, Ponyface?
 * Twilight- (Uses magic to make Battus and Rattus' mouths disappear) There! If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!
 * Spike- (Coming out of bathroom) Whew! That feels so much better! (Sees Battus and Rattus with no mouths) Uh...why do they have no mouths all of a sudden?
 * SpongeBob- What did you do with their mouths, Twilight?
 * Twilight- Oh, I temporarily made them disappear so they can think about what they said! They'll learn soon enough!
 * Patrick- (Laughs) No mouths! (Laughs) What a bunch of losers! (Laughs)
 * Hourse the gas attendent horse: "I'm sorry for their behavior, they get bored real easy, and that they're real bigmpuths."
 * Twilight- Well, that's their problem!
 * Hourse- Yep! It sure is!
 * Twilight- Now, C'mon, Spike, we need to find Gary.
 * Spike- Coming, SpongeBob! (Hops in Patty Wagon 2)
 * SpongeBob- Aw, poor Gary! Out there all by himself! He'll never make it alone out there! I hope he's alright!
 * Gary- (Slithers through the streets of France while his stomach growls) Meow! (Notices Pierre's Plaza) Meow! (Tries to cross a road, but the vehicles are too fast for him to cross) Meow! (Notices traffic cones)
 * Gary- (Successfully manages to cross the road, but causes damages to the traffic in the process) Meow! (Slithers inside Plaza)
 * Guy- SACRE BLEU! (Throws Gary out of the Plaza) Aucun permis escargots! (French: No snails allowed!)
 * Gary- (Sighs) Meow!...(Gets an idea)
 * Gary- (Sneaks into food, and eats some of it) Meow!
 * Pierre- (Comes inside food safe) I told you, Verne, I don't serve frog legs! That's disgusting, even if I'm just a toad! (Gary hides) What the? Where's the celery? I swore it was here someplace! (Searches around for celery, and Gary gets nervous, and once Pierre looks in his hiding place, he's gone)...Hmm...Oh, well! Je peux obtenir le céleri un peu plus! (French: I can get some more celery!) (Leaves, and Gary is revealed to have hidden in the top shelf)
 * Gary- (Sighs in relief) Meow!
 * Pierre- (Outside) What the?...(Gary hides again as Pierre looks inside again) What was that? I could've sworn I heard a cat in here.
 * The otehr toad chef: "Good news boss, i hired some waiters to work for us, and this Flamingo girl is head waitress. She said she has a sister who is cybernetic Flamingo ot something."
 * Pierre: "Well, what's her name, Archy?"
 * Archy: "Alexsandra, sir. She may be new, but she seems to know what she is do-ing, sir."
 * Pierre: "Good to know, i think i will meet with this Alexsandra... Just as i soon as i investigate that weird cat sound."
 * Archy: "Cat sound?"
 * Pierre- Oui! There's a cat in here! And I think it STOLE MY CELERY!
 * Archy- Well, did you notice the snail slime on the walls? (Snail slime is all over wall)
 * Pierre- Actually, I have not. And they lead right...(Sees Gary's hiding spot) THERE! (Finds Gary) Oh my gosh, a snail!
 * Gary- Meow!
 * Pierre- Aww, he's cute! Cute enough to be COOKED!
 * Gary- MEOOOWWR! (Scratches Pierre)
 * Pierre- OWCH! (Gary tries to slither away, but he is too slow) GOTCHA! (Grabs Gary) You're gonna be the first snail in my batch to die! (Chuckles)
 * Archy- Uh, Pierre, I don't think that's a good idea.
 * Pierre- Oh, va te faire foutre, Archy! (French: Screw you, Archy!) This snail will be a fine appatizer for the food critic that will be here in 3 days. Says he wants to make sure we aren't selling canniballistic nonsense again! Besides, no one actselly cares if snails are eaten. We're french. they're a deliciouy to us."
 * Archy: "I know, but, it meowed. it might be someone's pet."
 * Pierre: "I repeat, NO ONE CARES for snails! All snails are famous for is being slow, ugly, and slimey creatures! they're just Slugs with shells on them! Besides, Cats go meow and are considered pets, but in some places in china, they actselly eat them. Cows are scared in India, but are food to the Ama-ri-cans."
 * A female voice: "I thought you swore off making animal based foods!"
 * Archy: "Oh, that is Alexsandra, the female flamingo sister to the cyber flamingo i mentioned earlier."
 * Pierre: "Please uderstand Miss Alexsandra, Count Vladamer demands a snail! and snails, they are not universely popular, outside that we french eat them, no? They have not done anything outside being slow and ugly and slimey slugs in shells!"
 * Alexsandra: That maybe true but that little snail just meowed like a cat so Archy may be right. What if he dose belong to someone?
 * Pierre- Well I say, they can go **** theirselves, because they weren't watching their pet more closely! Look, Count Vladamer is gonna have my reastaurant closed down if he doesn't get what he wants! And if my new restaurant gets closed down, then I'll bring great shame to my family name! DO YOU WANT ME TO DISGRACE MY FAMILY AGAIN, MADAME?!?
 * Alexandra-...Uh...No?
 * Pierre- Good. Then we shall not talk about this again, no?
 * Alexandra- (Sighs) No!
 * Pierre- That's a good flamant! (French: flamingo!) Now se remettre au travail! (French: Get back to work!) (Alexandra and Archy leave) Now, my little apéritif, you shall make a great snail special for Count Vladamer! (Laughs) Je ne suis jamais être arrêté à nouveau! (French: I'll never be shut down again!)
 * Gary-...Meow?

Chapter 6: The Plot Thickens...And It Needs To Lose Weight
Meanwhile in the Shell Louge Squad Fan somewhere in space
 * Spyro: Dodo, progress report on Slimball's location?
 * Mr. Dodo was playing a vidoe game.
 * Spyro: "Mr. Dodo!"
 * Mr. Dodo: (jumps) By Jove! Spyro my boy, I wish you wouldent scare me like that!
 * Spyro: Sorry about that but progress report on Slimball's location?
 * Mr. Dodo: "Oh uh, sorry, i got distracted. Here, let me turn on the planet tracker."
 * Mr. Dodo turns on planet tracker.
 * Mr. Dodo: "Roughly 40 or so miles. It might take a few hours to actselly get closer."
 * Spyro: "Good, cause Shen woke up, and he is one angry bird."
 * Lord Shen: (Both Angry and Crying at the same time while still in the Peacock shaped Cage and Unable to escape thanks to Yen Sid's magic) YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME!!!! I HAVE EVREY RIGHT!!!! I DEMAND A TRAIL THIS INSTANT!!!!
 * Celestia: "I wish I could Shen, but i been asked not too."
 * Lord Shen: "WHAT FAT BRAINED TURKEY MADE YOU DO THAT?!!"
 * Shrek: Stop whining you big baby your going to be fine!
 * Boy Sora: Guys, this will make him behave. (To Shen) Do you want us to get Marty to drive us the rest of the way there?
 * Shen was silent.
 * Marty: "Man, i can't believed you sued me as a threat!"
 * Alex: He just said that to make Shen be quiet Marty.
 * Marty: Oh.
 * Alex: Good little peacock now stay!
 * Kari: (Walks in with Gatomon lawning her eyes out): Are we there yet?
 * B.O.B.: "Can we stop for burger king?"
 * Po: "I want McDonalds!"
 * Mantis: "I rather we stop for Pizza!"
 * Mr. Dodo (intercom): "DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS VAN AROUND!!"
 * Spyro: Guys! Seriously. We'll get somthing to eat when this is over!
 * Celestia: Oh, are you tired Kari?
 * Kari: "Yeah. Why do worlds have to be so far away?"
 * Boy Sora: We're going to be there soon. We live in a big universe after all
 * Cynder: Yeah.
 * Lord Shen (thinking): "I don't know what's going on? Eventally i realised Cobra isn't behind this, cause then Cynder would be in Avatar Cynder form, and also, he would't bother corrupting the rest, being the self-impourent ingreat he is! Who else could it be? Nefarious? No, he's a twat. The dark dragon? No, too "more interested to destroy us then convert us" kinda guy. That Hank character? No, because Sandy is with them. that kung fu fox guy i heard about once who wants to get rid of the Square-One? oh, what was his name? nah, then Shifu would've been imprisoned with me. Then who?!"

Paris France- Inerpol HQ

Flashback The Day Mimi and her friends arrived in Paris reality. In Flour's Base (Secret of Survival from Wind in the Willows 1996 plays) The Dragon Realms- In the Sky The Temple- Outside Minutes later. wasteland. hours later. The Cooper Van
 * Jaq: Thank you all for coming to this meeting evreyone. I called you all here is because that we got a serious situation regarding that pevert phsycho pathic con-snake Frances Le Flour. That villainous pervy bastard and his cohords have done it again!
 * Evreyone Gasps in concern.
 * Carmillia: "What did that monster in snake skin do this time?"
 * Jaq: Go on James, tell them what you saw since were there when that villain strucked.
 * James: "Well, it all started when i came home and saw my sister in absoluty the most humiliating outfit in the world...."
 * James: (Gasps) Stella! What happended to you!
 * Stella (dressed like a chicken was crying!) I was tricked by a monster brother! He robbed me of my life's savings!
 * James: What! I will see that Con-Snake Frances Le Flour hang for this! (gets the phone and calls the police)
 * (James): And now comes to most frightning and horrible part of my sotry.
 * James: There he is!!!
 * (The girls see the vultrue cops from the Timon and Pumbaa Series with James appear)
 * James: "Thats the serpent bastard and his cohords that nearly robbed me of my fortune and ruined my sister's reputation thanks to that filthy fashion con of theirs and took her life's savings with them! And i heard he keeps the sister of one of his henchmen in a pit!"
 * Ane: "Uh... Frances, What do we do now?"
 * Frances: "Uh, no no! you must mistook me for another very handsome and dashing snake!"
 * Mante: "Yeah! in no way he's Frances De Con Artest Le Flour, France's number one master criminal and convicted gender volater!"
 * Frances: "GARBAGE BRAIN?!"
 * Mante: "What, i said you weren't Frances De Con-"
 * Frances: "OH SHUT UP!"
 * Cop Vulture: Ok Frances, your coming with us!
 * Cop Vulture 2: Yeah, you pulled your last fashion con scheme!
 * Frances: "Ane, push the girls into the car!"
 * Ane grabs all the girls and tossed them into the car!
 * Frances opens the car and gets in, with Mante, and Ane taking the wheel!"
 * Frances: "FLOOR IT!"
 * Ane floors it!
 * Ane: "It's a good thing i know how to drive!"
 * The Villains Take off with James and The Vulture Cops coughing at the smoke!
 * James: "Oh no! Officer, contact help, please! those girls don't know what they're in for!"
 * Vulture Cop: On it! (Goes to a near by phone) Hello, operatior! Get me Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque of Inerpol!
 * (James): "And that was then I ended up here."
 * Jaq arrives to the scene of the kidnapping in his motor scooter
 * James: Ah! Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque of Inerpol! Thank goodness you are here!
 * Jaq: (Slaps the fox) YOU IDIOT!!! HOW COULD YOU LET FRANCES AND HIS GOONS KIDNAP THOSE POOR FIVE GIRLS, JAMES?!?
 * James: "OW MY FACE! I am very sorry sir, it happened so fast!"
 * Jaq: Tell me! Where did he take them?
 * Vultrue Cop: They headed south to their secret lair!
 * Jaq: What did the girls look like?
 * Vultrue Cop 2: One was a human girl dressed up in a princess dress, the other was a dog girl and the rest are three ponies from Equestria!
 * Jaq: Quick. Get me Inspector Carmalita Fox, Tell her whats happened!
 * James: Of course!
 * Jaq: And James. I want you ro come with me to HQ so we can ask you a few questions on Frances latest victims, ok?
 * James: "And that's all i know."
 * Jaq: All right evreyone! The Lab boys have found some disturbing images and a vdieo of the poor girls that may bring a shock to all of you. Hit the lights, Phill!
 * Phill (a crab) turns off the lights.
 * Jaq: "Again, there will be disturbing images, so, you might be in danger of losing your lunch, so this not something you want to see on a full stomich."
 * Inerpol Pig Cop: Is it the one where Frances had his last victims turned into Centaurs by sticking them togather with tape and some glue and has that octopus henchman of his spanked them before he sold them to that Vegetable Plantation in the Country?
 * Jaq: Oh much worse then that, Tommy. (Puts a disc into a slideshow projecter) Ok, evreybody, prepare yourselves.
 * Monkey Cop: "HA! I have a very strong stomich, how bad could it possably-"
 * Jaq shows the first image of Ozzie and the weasels lifting the four captives' rears in the air.
 * Carmalita: OH DEAR LORD!!
 * Inerpol Comissioner: Holly sweet mother of mercy!
 * Jaq: What do you guys think about that?
 * Monkey Cop: "Oh please! I seen stuff like that all the time by Brony fan art makers on Devinart. In fact, i'm a fan of the show itself."
 * Jaq: "For the sake of decenty, could you at least humor us and pretend your disgusted by this?"
 * Shows another image of Mimi crying while Octavio spanks her, Rarity, Brandy and Fluttershy with the wooden planks!
 * Monkey Cop: "Oh no! he did not just hurt Fluttershy!!"
 * Jaq: Oh but he did Chris! Now the last image is what that Harpy Eagle did to the 5th victim of the girls before I show the video.
 * Monkey Cop: "Wait, why isn't Rainbow Dash with the others getting butt smacked by the octop-"
 * Jaq shows an image of Selina painting Rainbow Dash's skin white with pooka dots while shes tied up to a target and the Weasels, Stoats, Ferrets and Rats throwed daggers, eggs and cream pies at her!
 * Chris- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Jaq- That, my friends, is what's called 'sexual torture'!
 * Bear Cop: "When is sexual torture is like that? i mean, shouldn't it involve Frances and his guy henchmen forcing those girls to mate with them?"
 * Jaq: "If we were a show for adults, yes, but this is a kids show, so it has to be toned down to butt spanking, having their butts stick up in mid air, taking pictures of their butts, and if you try to resist, pretty much this current picture."
 * Jaq shows another image of the four captives butts!
 * Carmalita: Oh dear god! I know the human girl and the dog who are with those three ponies!
 * Jaq: "Explain, Inspecter."
 * Carmalita: Those two are part of a team of misfits lead by a seasponge and a purple dragon called the Shell Louge Squad who they and a toy bear, piglet, tiger, rabbit and donkey were helping me track down that sneeky racoon, Sly Cooper.
 * Jaq: Go on, Inspecter. This might be impourent.
 * Carmalita: They helped Sly defeated the Fiendish Five along with me putting them behind bars and confronted their Leader Clockwerk who has a grewsome history with a girl who is an island girl and a princess who the louge raised as a family named Kairi.
 * Chris: So, whats that immortal robot owl's beef with that girl anyway Inspector fox?
 * Carmilita: "I explain, but lives are on the line!!"
 * Jaq: Right, you can tell us after the meetings over. Ok its time to show the vide....
 * (Suddenly the door opens to reveal lookalikes of Boog the Grizzly Bear and Elliot the Mule Deer from Open Season but the Bear has a black mustage and afro wig while the deer has long black hair and the both are wearing matching black buisness suits and ties.
 * Bear: Wazzup?
 * Chris: "Uh, Jaq, do you know these guys?"
 * Jaq: I'll explain later along with Inspector Fox's story later, Chris. Guys, where have you been? I had to start the meeting without you two!
 * Carmilita: "Sir, the presentation?"
 * Jaq: Of course. Just take a set guys. The good news is that you missed the distubing images. Cause I'm about to show the video made by our friend Frances.
 * Tommy: "I thought he was our enemy because he's a criminal."
 * Jaq: Its starcasim Tommy.
 * Bear: Come on Vincent lets just sit and watch the vid.
 * Vinny: "Call me Vinny."
 * Inerpol Comissioner: Of course Vinny and you are?
 * Vinny: "Known mostly as, "The Bear"!"
 * Bear: Knock it off man! The Name's Juleius G. Bear. But call me Jules for short.
 * Jaq: Ok guys, here is the video left by that pervert son-of-a-bitch and his cronies! (Plays the video)
 * Frances (on video): "Bonsure my friends, and welcome to the fabulious world of Frances Le Flour. i am your host, yours turely. Have i got a treat for you. sometime soon, there's goning to be a mark-et for three of the Elelment of harmony ponies, and two of the lesser lougers, some anime human girl and a bitchy bog. They will have a fairly high price for the highest auctioner, just as soon as we break their spirits."
 * Frances dricks some wine.
 * Frances: "And, here's the best part, i am already getting calls from the villain teams about buying them from me and money is not an object for them. Now, what they do to them is their business, but let's just say, i am being nice to them, compaired to whatever the villain teams may have in mind! i just would hate it to be in their positon right now, the sorry sluts! (laughs maniacly) (long silence.) That's all for now. (Cheerfuly) see you next time."
 * Carmilita: Ok, Now its personal!
 * Jaq: Ok, evreybody but Me, Inspector Fox, James, Chris, Jules and Vinny are dismissed. Contact the media and the press, tell them whats happened!
 * Crarmilita: Right, And I need to make a phone to Kairi and tell her the bad news.
 * Jules: Who?
 * Carimilia: "No time to explain, i need to go!"
 * Jaq- (Sighs) I hope those girls will be okay.
 * Rainbow Dash: "STOP THIS NOW! MY FRIENDS DID NOTHTING TO DESERVE THIS!"
 * Frances: Oh you dont understand my dear. We're not just doing this for fun, we just doing this to look out for ourselfs
 * Ozzie: Yes, why dont you take us weasels for example.
 * Rainbow Dash: Nice song but. I still dont get why you want to sell us of to some pervy Arabian richmen.
 * Frances: We're just doing this for much wealthy profit. You five are going to bring me a fortune of a king. Octavio!
 * Octavio: "SIR!!"
 * France: Lock the four tied up girls in our clean fubreezed cell. The rainbow mained horse can stay cause Selina wants to torment her more.
 * Octavio: "QUI QUI!"
 * Octavio graps the four captives with his tenticles and and takes them away.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, where are you taking them?!
 * Frances: "They're rooms for the few days here until the day of the auction, Rainbow One. you would've had that pleasure if you cooperated, but you lost that when you tried to flee, and that will not be tolerated."
 * Ozzie: Can my boys, Selina and I continue with throwing daggers, eggs and cream pies at the bad flying horse, Boss?
 * Octavio- I have a much better solution, moseiur! Let us give her so much water until we see her wet herself!
 * Selina- Or we could dangle her upside down, and see how long it takes her to hurl!
 * Mante- Or we could even tie her up by her legs, and feed her lima beans! A whole LOAD of lima beans!
 * Rainbow Dash: "NO! HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH!"
 * Frances: "By all means, Ozz."
 * Ozzie: Oh I am so going to enjoy this, right Selina?
 * Rainbow Dash bucked off Selina!
 * Selina: "Oh, your playing rough, are we?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "No pony, or body in your case, messes with "The Dash"."
 * Selina: "Funny, a moment ago i pretty much just-"
 * Rainbow Dash punched Selina across the face!
 * Rats: "OH!"
 * Selina: "You.... You..... You just hit me!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh, i am gonna do more then that!"
 * Selina tries to hit Rainbow Dash, but Dashie dogdes all the time, and Rainbow Dash round-kicks Selina across the room!
 * Selina got up and charged!
 * Selina and Rainbow Dash began to wrestle, and roll around! both fighters recive punches from eachother!
 * Rainbow Dash kicks off Selina as she crashes into the wall!
 * Rainbow Dash jumps on Selina!
 * Selina: "Is, (coughs), that all you can do?"
 * Rainbow Dash began to repeatingly punch Selina in the face, again, and again, and again, until sicking cracks began to be heard. Rainbow Dash has given Selina a really bad case of brain damage.
 * Frances watches impressed.
 * Frances: "There's more fight in this one then originally presdented."
 * Rainbow Dash picks up Selina, and flew off into the sky!
 * Rainbow Dash: "SAY HELLO TO THE SONIC RAINBOOM YOU BIRD!"
 * Rainbow Dash went very fast, until-
 * Boom!
 * a very fast engry formed as Selina began to be vaperised from the fast speed, redusing her to pulp!
 * Rainbow Dash went back down just as quickly, and landed with a loud BOOM!
 * dust settled, reviling only Rainbow Dash, covered in bird feathers.
 * Ozzie: 'Wha, wha, what happened to Selina?"
 * Rainbow Dash carrys an eagle skull, drops it, then crushes it.
 * Ozzie: "(Gasp!) you.... you, you, murderor!"
 * Frances: "Silence, Ozzie. I see great protentional with this Rainbow Mare. if not Selina can beat her, then perhaps Selina is not meant to be with us. this pony, has what it takes, to be one of us."
 * Ozzie: "Are you bloody mad?! She killed one of our friends! and all you can bloody say she is one of-"
 * Rainbow Dash: You listen to me you rotten scally bastard, I am not going to join your little plan, EVER!!! I am getting out of here, I'm getting the cops on you. My friends and I will be free and you guys are going to spend a very long time in jail! AND NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME!!!!
 * ???: "Is that so, little one?"
 * a Huge, spider shaped shadow loomed over Rainbow Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash looked behind her, to see a Giant Black Widow spider.
 * Frances: "Ah, Madam décès, so good to see you."
 * Madam Deces: "Save your flattery, Frances. i wish to talk to Selina's murderor."
 * ???: And Let's not forget about me, mates.
 * With Madam Deces is a Europen Badger with an austrailian accient with a trangelizer dart gun.
 * Rainbow Dash: "What is this all about?"
 * Badger: Oh you'll hear the whole story soon enough, lass! (Shots Rainbow Dash's flank with the trangelizer dart gun) Very soon.
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOW!"
 * Rainbow Dash tries to fly off, but wings are suddenly to week to even take her a centameaner off the ground.
 * Rainbow Dash: "No.... I can't... let them.... get away with this." (Passes out)
 * Badger: How was that, Madame Deces?
 * Madam Deces: "Good. Now, take her to my office, i would like a chat with the rainbow one. she'll be one of us soon enough. Also, arrange the reserection ritual for Selina, i do intend to bring her back with the dark arts soon enough. However, it wouldn't hurt to have one of the so called "Element of Loyalty" on my side. Just igmagine the potaintional alone."
 * Ozzie: "Are you crazy?! She will destroy us all! I say we kill the pony and-"
 * Madam Deces raises one of her very sharp legs
 * Ozzie: "Uh, what are you doing?"
 * Badger: Observe my weasel friend. Madam Deces is a mistress of black sorcery, bring almost anyone into the darkness and ressurect a dead friend, right madam?
 * Ozzie: "Then, why is one of her really sharp legs is hovering over me?!"
 * Badger: She needs your memory of Selina to ressurect her.
 * Ozzie: "All of the memory or certain parts of it, caus-"
 * Frances: Ozzie, be silent now. Madam Deces needs to concentrate. A thousand apologies, madam. Please, continue.
 * Ozzie gulps.
 * Madam Deces: Now, now, Ozzie. This will be over and Selina will be back in the world of the living soon enough. (puts her sharp leg on Ozzie's head which drains a memory of Selina from his head) Perfect. Now the reserection ritual for Selina can begin.
 * Ozzie: Are you sure...
 * Badger: She knows what she's doing mate.
 * Frances: "You will however, have to get reaquinted with Selina due to the side-effects of amnesa of the one who was the memory donor."
 * Ozzie: "Who?"
 * Frances: 'Wow, it's quicker then i thought."
 * Madam Deces: Now lets get started, shall we? (casts up some frightning dark magic)
 * Inspector Carmalita Fox is flying Jaq, James, Chris, Jules and Vinny to the Dragon Temple to talk to Kairi about Frances and Mimi and her friends kidnapping.
 * Jaq: I thought you were planning to phone the girl you told us about those other girls' dissaperence?
 * Carmalita: Change of Plans, Jaq. I have to tell her my self and get some help from her family!
 * Chris: Ok, How do you know this Kairi girl, Inspector Fox?
 * Carmalita: "It's, hard to explain. I wish i can, but lifes are at stake."
 * Jaq: "She's right. Let's focus more on what needs to be done then getting answers."
 * Vinny: "Look! something weird is happing to the sky!"
 * Chris: "Looks like it's coming from paris."
 * Jules: Whats going on? Some kinda light show or somthing?
 * Carmalita: Somthing evil is happening back in Paris! We need to move now!
 * James: So what is this place are heading to, anyway?
 * Carmilita: "The High Council Dragon Guardian Temple."
 * James: "A temple? in a the middle of this swamp?"
 * Carmalita: Its where Kairi and her family live. She used to live on an island with her childhood friends but alot of things happended, then the Shell Louge Squad became her new family, the temple became her new home and that was that.
 * Jaq: Whoa, now this Kairi girl is the one I really wanna meet.
 * Vinny: Hey guys, is that the temple up ahead?
 * Carmilia: "Yes! that's it!"
 * Kairi, The CMC, The Guardians and Merlin come out after hearing the comotion of the Helicopter.
 * Merlin: By Gorge, what is all that racket out here?
 * Jaq: "May we see a miss Kairi, we have a situation concerning some of your friends."
 * Ignitus: Certanly but who are you all?
 * Jaq: We're with Inspector Carmilita Fox strictly on buisness with Miss Kairi (Shows his badge) My name is Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque (French for Platypus) of Inerpol.
 * James: My Name is James Pennyton Foxford.
 * Jaq: "The rest are assuiated individuals whos names will be reveled shortly."
 * Kairi: "Ok, hi. So, what's going on?"
 * Jaq: "It concerns three ponies, A human, and a snooty female dog."
 * Kairi: What?
 * Jaq: Well, its a long story and its hard to explain but...
 * Jaq: "And that's what happened."
 * James: You see, your friends' kidnapping is entirely my fault. That scoundrel just took the poor girls and disappered without a trace before I had the police apprehen that eel in snake's clothing and his cohords. Now theres no telling what those poor girls are in for due to that snake's unspeakable tortures!
 * Kairi: "Oh no! Ignitus, Merlin, you need to call back the others from their exbitdition to Slimeball! they need help!"
 * Merlin: "Too far away i'm afraid. Also, your uncle needs this. He'll never recover from his anti-snailtight behavior if cut so short."
 * Ignitus: "We shall do the next best thing: We shall be the ones to save them."
 * Merlin: "We must be careful Ignitus, i sense a great evil behind this."
 * Ignitus: Stay here with Kairi and the cursaders Terradore, Cyril and Volteer. They will be unprotected in my and Merlin's absence. A strong leader and some protecters will be needed.
 * Terrador: "Of course Ignitus. I understand."
 * Ignitus: "Well, come on, Old Friend, we better be going."
 * Kairi: "I hope someone is gonna come back soon."
 * Icky: "Are we there yet?"
 * Others: "NO!"
 * Iago: "You asked us that the upteen time in the row!"
 * Twilight: "Here's what i don't get: what's paris france, and other things doing in the Dragon Realms."
 * Icky: "Oh simple. Wiki said that sometime after Malefor's first defeat, sentient animals began to collinisged in the Dragon Realms, turning it into a place simular to earth of the humans and other simular sentient dominated worlds. It basicly became the planitary space port of the United Universes."
 * Twilight: "That's, interesting."
 * Patrick: Hey, look! Free ice cream!
 * Twilight: "Guys, we don't have time for-"
 * Spongebob: (Stops the Patty Wagon 2 and gets out) Ok guys. What kind of ice cream do you want?
 * Twilight: "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"
 * Spike: Come on Twilight, just have some Ice cream.
 * Icky: Yeah, Its been two days since we left the Temple and I'm hungry.
 * Iago: Same here.
 * Twilight: (Sighs) Fine! I'll just have chocolate mint.
 * Spike: I'll have Orange pinapple.
 * Spongebob: Ok, Icky, Iago and Patrick what do you guys want?
 * Icky: "Haggen Daz."
 * Iago: "Ice Pop."
 * Patrick: "MAKE MINE A CHOCOLATE!"
 * Spongebob: Ok guys, I'll be back.
 * Twilight: "Something doesn't feel right though. What's an ice cream stand doing in the middle of nowhere?"
 * Icky: "Oh chillax. It's not like something dangerious is in these parts."
 * Spongebob (Goes up to the stand): Ok, Two chocolate ice creams, one chocolate mint, one pineapple, one haggen daz and an ice pop please.
 * ???: "Certainly........ SUCKERS!"
 * Dr. Nefarious appeared witha ray gun, as well as some Nefarious Troopers!
 * Spongebob: "Uh oh."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "I KNEW MY BIG "FREE ICE CREAM" TRAP WOULD WORK ONE OF THESE DAYS!"
 * Lawerence: "Perhaps i shouldn't have doubted you, sir."
 * Iago: Ah no! I thought Scroopfan isent gonna get any more team villains involved in this anymore.
 * Icky: And havent you scum bags caused enough trouble in Chicago with Bill's buddy Wain?
 * Dr. Nefarious: "CORRECTION! He's not gonna use the Villain Leage again! he didn't say he wasn't ggonna use us!"
 * Icky: "Oh great, how long until we have to face the Dork Dragon Scum Empire?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Oh, don't worry, i'll dispose of you all first before such a thing can happen!"
 * ???: HEY!!! Why dont you pick on sombody your own size?
 * Dr. Nefarious: Excuse Me? (Suddenly he is falcon punched causing him to land infront of Lawerence and Nefarious Troopers.)
 * A familiar master racoon theif: Hey, Spongebob! Mind if me and my boys drop in?
 * Dr. Nefarious: "The raccoon?! AGAIN?! YOU GOT ME IN JAIL THE LAST TIME I SAW YOU!!"
 * Lawerence: "Shall call the troopers on him?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "YES ALREADY! NOW!!!"
 * ???: Oh no you dont (Somthing short cercuit Nefarious, Lawerence and their troopers.
 * Sly: Ah, perfect timing, Bently. As usual!
 * Bently: Thanks, Sly. But that robot short curciter isent gonna hold them long! Grab Spongebob and his friends and lets get outta here!
 * Sly: (while holding Spongebob) I'm way ahead of you, bud! Meet us with the van! Lets get outta here Murry!
 * Murry: I'm Right behind ya buddy.
 * Sly and Murry hurry back to the Patty Wagon 2.
 * Sly: Take cover guys! Cooper smoke bomb activate!
 * POOF
 * they were gone.
 * Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, and the Nefarious troopers return to normal.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "Where are they lawerence? They suddenly vanished!"
 * Lawerence: I do believe that racoon has pulled a fast on us!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Oh, ya think?!

in the Shell Louge Van. Shen's deluded nightmare. Reality. The Cooper Van the cooper van is surrounded by Donkey bandits. on the road. El Bandito restaurante.
 * Sly: (Sigh) That was too close for comfort dont you think guys?
 * Icky: "Ok, any reason you just helped us back there? It's Just Ne-Dork-ious, even Patrick could've took down those clowns easy!"
 * Bently: "Weirdest thanks, ever."
 * Sly: "But they have a point, Nefarious isn't exsactly too big a threat."
 * Spongebob: "So, why did you help us win a battle dumb luck would've gotten us out of it anyway even if events changed differently?"
 * Sly: "Well, i been snooping around Carmilita's place, and i think there's trouble concerning some of your friends."
 * Spongebob's group: What?
 * Sly: Bently, do you still got the news of that kidnapping event in Paris recorded?
 * Bently: "Yes, but i don't think these guys are gonna like it one bit."
 * Spike: (Gapes) Why? whats happened? Is Rarity, Mimi and the others in trouble?
 * Sly: I'm afraid so, turn on the tv, Murry.
 * Murry turns on the TV.
 * Bently: Ok Guys, what your about to see, this is going to be a bit of a shock to you guys and it will be painful. (Plays recorded news broadcast)
 * News Anchor: Good Afternoon this is Flint Albatross.
 * New Anchor 2: And I'm Jane C. Gazelle. Yesterday a huge kidnapping occured in Paris France which left police scaveled and was considered the Crime of the Centery. The Kidnapped girls where identified as an anime human girl, an mix breeded american dog and three ponies from the Realm of Equestria.
 * Flint: "We go to you live at Dragon Realm's own female dragon reporter Windsder, at the scene of the crime. Winds?"
 * Winds: Thanks Flint. With me now is the witness of the crime, James Pennyton Foxford and Inerpol Inspector, Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque who have been tracking down the suspect of this crime. Excuse me, Mr Foxford, what did you see on the day those five girls have been kidnapped?
 * Jaq: "For the record, James is too ashamed of hisself because he thinks that he's the one to tattled on him. I'll handle all questions."
 * Winds: Mr Ornithorynque, can you tells what Mr Foxford saw the day the poor girls where kidnapped?
 * Jaq: "James here intended to have Frances De Con Artest Le Flour and his assuiates, Mante and Ane. arrested for tricking his sister into wearing a chicken suit."
 * Icky and Patrick laughed out loud!
 * Sly: Guys, a con artist tricking a fashionista into wearing a chicken outfit is not funny.
 * Bently: Yeah, cause nothing is going to prepare you guys for the images that your about to see after this. And I dont think your going to laugh at this one bit.
 * Winds: So what happened next Mr. Ornithorynque?
 * Jaq: "Frances simply had the girls kidnapped, and before cops could react, they drove off."
 * Spongebob's group gasped!
 * Icky: "Well, the fine enforcers of our day, ladies and gentlemen!"
 * Jaq: The kidnapping was bad enough but there was more worse coming thanks to the work our lab team dug up which are the images of the girls tortured!
 * Winds: "Tortured?"
 * Spike: "Tortured?"
 * Twilight: "Tortured?"
 * Patrick: "Patrick."
 * Icky (pointing at Patrick): "Moron."
 * Bently: Shh!
 * Jaq: I got the images developed so evreyone could see, one word of warning to all of you watching this, this will be so shocking, it will make you all loose your lunch cause if those images in my hands are not crystal clear evedence of butt spanking, the girl's butts in mid air along with taking pictures and harrased by that pervert bastard and his henchmen then I dont know what is!
 * Icky: "Isn't the fact he told us enough? he doesn't have to-"
 * Jaq shows the images of the kidnapped girls' butts in mid air getting spanked, and Rainbow Dash's torture by the soon to be revived Selina, Ozzie and his men.
 * Twilight: HOLLY EQUESTRIA!!!
 * Icky: Holly Sweet Mother of Mercy!
 * Iago: Oh Dear Lord!
 * Spongebob: Oh dear Neptune thats Mimi, Rarity, Brandy, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash!
 * Spike: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 * Patrick Vomits at the sight of the images!
 * Icky: "Well i feel like an ass laughing at the thing about the lady in the chicken suit thing."
 * Sly: Oh you think? Bently, care to show our friends Frances De Con Artest Le Flour's Inerpol file?
 * Bently: "On it!"
 * Sly: You see guys, Frances Le Flour is not only famous for swindeling fashionistas out of their cash, this guy has a grewsome reputation as a kidnapper, harrasment abuser and a sex-slaver.
 * Icky: "Sweet McJesus!"
 * Spongebob: "But why is he like this?"
 * Sly: He was inspired by that infamous legendary murderer, Jack the Ripper, but instead of butchering his victims, he kidnaps his girl victims and sexaully tortures them by butt spanking and other methods he plans. Rutless huh?
 * Iago: "Gees, and i thought Gaston the human was a sexest douche."
 * Twilight: "How could he be allowed to continue this?!"
 * Sly: He has help from his partner who is the Black Widow Spider Sorceress, Madam Deces, a mistress in witchcraft and black sorcery, can bring almost anyone into the darkness and reserrect people from the dead and was the former student of the Mistress of All Evil herself.
 * Spongebob and Patrick: "MALEFICENT?!"
 * Icky: "Aw crudsickles! A student of HER?! fishpaste!"
 * Iago: "THAT'S IT! ALL REPORTS ARE IN! LIFE IS NOW OFFICALLY UNFAIR!"
 * Twilight: "Oh no! That means Madam Deces may have villain leage connections because of this spike!"
 * Spike: "Ok, again. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
 * Bently: "Don't worry, Madam Deces and Maleficent don't see very much eye to eye these days."
 * Spike: "Whew."
 * Sly: "That doesn't mean your friends won't be her key to make amends."
 * Twilight: What do you mean?
 * Sly: Whatever Madam Deces and Frances is planning to do to your friends, its not gotta be a very good one.
 * Spongebob: Guys, we gotta find Gary and rescue Mimi, Brandy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and fast!
 * Sly: Wait you guys are looking for that snail that meows like a cat?
 * Icky: "Long Story, involving a Peacock with snail issues and Cobra being a douche. Speaking of which, I wonder how Shenny boy's doing?"
 * Lord Shen (still in Peacock shaped cage.) (thinks): "This is madness! trap in a cage in my shape, my supposed family turned on me for some bizzare reason! and now this! i am sweating in this thing! i didn't do anything to deserve this."
 * Girl Sora: Ok, we're here! Alex, Po, be ready to carry Shen, cause we landed in Slimball.
 * Spyro: And make sure you keep your eyes on him at all times ok?
 * Lord Shen (thinking): "Slimeball?! Oh no! Shelluon! HE'S BEHIND THIS!"
 * Slimeball is a horrendus apopalicktis city crawling with death troopers.
 * Lord Shelluon stands on top of the thrown to everything!
 * Lord Shelluon: "Now, i sentence you and your misfit friends, along with the sun princess: TO DEATH!"
 * Lord Shen and the others are hung upside down over a vat of deadly acid!
 * Celestia: "SHEN! PLEASE! SAVE US FROM THESE ABOMINATIONS!"
 * Lord Shelluon: "DROP THEM!"
 * Lord Shen: "ARE YOU ALL INSANE! I KNOW EVERYTHING NOW! SHELLUON HAS MIND-WIPED YOU ALL!"
 * Spyro: Skipper!
 * Skipper: Right! (Slaps Shen causing him to be knocked out) There that will hold him when he awakes to see Shelluon.
 * Celestia: The sooner we get Shen cured of his madness. The better he'll accept Gary as a family member.
 * (Boy Sora and Girl Sora knock on the Slimball City gates then a Snailian guard appears)
 * Snailian Guard: Hello there. What do you want?
 * Boy Sora: We're here to see your master, Lord Shelluon.
 * Snailian guard: "Sorry, today's not visiting time. Lord Shelluon has somewhat strict protocalls about talking to strangers."
 * Girl Sora: Wait, we are the Shell Louge Squad and we brought Lord Shen with us so your master can make amends to him for his abuse in the past.
 * Snailian Guard: (opens the Gate to see the louge) You know about what that monster Cobra made Shelluon? Well then you must be Lord Shen's family. So tell me, what buisness brings you to Slimball?
 * Celestia: "We heard your Lord seeks to make amends."
 * Snailian Guard: "Oh... Uh, of corse. just a warning, he has, cracky issues."
 * Celestia: Thank you and understood.
 * Spyro: I wonder how Spongebob's doing at finding Gary?
 * Sly: So thats the story of how Shen became a snail hating douche and you guys setting out to find your pet?
 * Spongebob: Well, that pretty much sums it all up.
 * Sly: Well you guys are in luck. We saw Gary a while ago. He was heading for Paris France!
 * Icky: "Oh good for him! i heard people there like Snails."
 * Bently: "Well, uh, yeah. But not for good reasons."
 * Icky: "Pardon?"
 * Sly: Its a long story but Say no more Spongebob. Murry, Bently and I are coming with you to find your pet and five kidnapped friends. I'll explain the rest when we get on the road.
 * Kairi: (Via Patty Wagon 2 Radio) Spongebob, Guys, can you hear me?
 * Icky: "Hey Kairi, you called K-ICK, 24 hours a day Icky, all day of the Ickinator."
 * Spongebob: Knock it off Icky. Hey Kairi, the bad news is we know about what happened with Mimi and her friends. The Good news is, We're going to Europe to find Gary and save them pluse we got some new traveling companions.
 * Sly: Hi Kairi. I havent seen you scince I helped you defeated Clockwerk.
 * Icky: "You still haven't seen her genius, it's a radio."
 * Twilight: Icky!
 * Icky: Sorry.
 * Spongebob: So Kairi how are you doing whatching the Cutie Mark Crusaiders?
 * Kairi: "Our friends are in danger and you asked how me the kids are doing?!"
 * Spongebob: "Sorry, your right. That was in bad taste."
 * Sly: Say no more kid, Sponge, The Purple Unicorn Pony and Dragon, The Birds, me and my Boys are going to find Gary and save your friends.
 * Patrick: "Hey, what am i, chopped krabby patty meat?"
 * Sly: Sorry, Patrick.
 * Kairi: Anyway, Carmalita and Jaq were at the temple and Ignitus and Merlin along with Palamon left with them and some friends of theres and I gave Merlin, Mimi's Digivice scince Palamon cant digivolve without Mimi.
 * Spongebob: What a munite! Ignitus and Merlin and the inerpol people left you and the crusaders unprotected in the Temple?
 * Kairi: "Relax, Dadmom Worrypants, i still have Terrador, Cyril, and Volteer."
 * Spongebob: Sorry Kairi. I'm starting to act like Nemo's Dad Marlin. I'm gonna stop worrying now. I'll talk to you later once Sly and his boys gets me and the others to europe ok?
 * Kairi: "Bye."
 * Radio transmission ends.
 * Sly: "Well, as long as nothing happens, we should hit europe very-"
 * tire sreeches.
 * Sly: "Murry, what's wrong?"
 * Murry: "We got company guys, and we're fatally surrounded."
 * Spongebob and friends peeked out of the van."
 * Donkey bandit leader: "Out of the van or else!"
 * Donkey bandits armed themselfs with guns.
 * Bently: "I am afraid it be smart to surrender the van, Murry. They have guns!"
 * Murry: "NOT AGAIN!"
 * Sly, Spongebob and group evacuate the van! the bandits enter it. it drives off!
 * Donkey Bandit leader: "ADIOS, EL LOSERS! AY-AY-AY-AY-AY!!"
 * Van disappears over teh horison.
 * Icky: "Well, we're boned."
 * Spongebob: Well, we lost our car and the Cooper Gang's van.
 * Spike: Nevermind the Car and Van. How on earth is a Seasponge, Starfish, Unicorn Pony, Dragon, Parrot, Ichthyornis and a trio of thieves going to travel and move through Europe to find a snail and rescue five kidnapped girls without attracting unwanted attention?
 * Icky: "Oh please, what unwated attention could we possably-"
 * A giant Scorpian monster rose from the ground!
 * it roared!
 * Icky: "Ah fiddle sticks."
 * Murry: "Bently! Smoke bomb us now!"
 * Bently: Right! Luckily I got some more supplies incase the Van gets stolen.
 * Sly: Cooper Smoke Bomb Activated!
 * POOF!
 * It faded, and they were gone, leaving a confused Scorpian Monster.
 * Icky: "Well, we're away from that freak. But's gonna be one heck of a walk."
 * Bently: "Oh please, Murry and Patrick could use the exsirsize."
 * Sly: Hey guys! I think our luck is about to turn look! (Points to the Dragon Realm's Bus Staition)
 * Icky: "The bus station? Ok, but, how do we know Frances or Madam What's-here-name has spies throughtout this place?"
 * Bently: "And without my computer, I can't be of any help as a look out."
 * Spongebob: "It doesn't matter! My Gary is more impourent then even all the money in the world!"
 * Icky: "Yeah, I will be sure not to tell Mr. Krabs you said that."
 * The others approach the bus staition.
 * Spongebob: Ok Guys, once we get in there it might be a trap of another villain team we allready know of. But we should send sombody in there just to be safe than sorry.
 * Murry: "The Murry is the strongest here, I'll go and check."
 * Murry opens the door.
 * ???: "Hey, shut the door, will ya?"
 * Murry: "Oh, Sorry about that, Scary Robotic Team Nefarious trooper guy."
 * Murry closes the door.
 * Murry: "Hey, WAIT A MINUTE!"
 * BOOM!
 * Nefarious Troopers surround the team.
 * Zigzag: "As I predicted, you all fell into my trap, like rats to a cat's rap."
 * Icky: "Oh great, if it isn't Bule Jafar."
 * Sly: Honestly, the speaking in rhyme thing is really getting old.
 * Zigzag: "You wouldn't be so smug, when your as dead as a bug! KILL THEM!"
 * Suddenly the gound begins to shake and a familiar voice is heard.
 * ???: HERE'S GENIE!!!!!
 * All of the nefarious troopers explode and Zig Zag is grabed by Genie.
 * Zigzag: "YOU AGAIN?!"
 * Genie: "Hello, former master. Still mad at me for getting your wish wrong and instead of making you a genie, I turned you bule?"
 * Zigzag: "WHY ELSE DID I IMPRISONED YOU IN THAT CAVE OF WONDERS, YOU ACCURSED-"
 * Genie: Sorry former master. Since you tried to hurt my friends, I'm just gonna have to send you back to your tin-canned master after I teach you a little lession you wont forget. And here it is. (Zaps his magic at Zigzag's head causing it to explode and his hair to stick up!
 * Zigzag: AHHH!!! MY HAIR!!!
 * Genie: (has a hand mirror appear) Mirror, mirror in my hand. Who has the freakiest hairdo in the land?
 * Zigzag: "IT'S BAD AS MORGONA'S NOW?!"
 * Genie: And now a little somthing that will teach Nefarious and that team of his a little lession for what happened in that last episode and to make them think twice before they plan to set traps for Spongebob again (zaps his magic at the other team Nefarious members which are back at Nefarious' lair).
 * Zigzag: "What did you do to them?!"
 * Genie: I shut that Nefarious and his troops down untill the next episode you guys star in and I gave the rest of Team Nefarious the same make over you got, (Changes into Bugs Bunny) Aint I a little stinker, Doc?
 * ZigZag: "YOU ARE ABSOLUTEY DISPICA-"
 * Genie: Allow me guys! (Takes Zigzag outside and begins to pitch like a pro baseball player) A one way flight back to the Golden City in Baghdad outta chill him out!
 * Zigzag: "NO PLEASE! I AM NOT VERY WELL LIKED THERE!"
 * Spongebob: Maybe you should have thought of that before you joined Team Nefarious and tried to trap me. Do your thing, Genie!
 * Zigzag: "NO! PLEASE! NOOOOOOOO!"
 * Genie Flings Zigzag which sends him flying back to the Golden City in Baghdad.
 * Spongebob: Thanks for saving our butts, Genie.
 * Genie: "Glad to help. Now, i bet your wondering why the villain teams have become more active."
 * Icky: "If i had a million bucks, i gave them to you."
 * Genie: "That's because an ammomimus benufacter from the planet slimeball has placed a huge bounty on Spongebob, and bounty, is a million bucks, teclogagy, and an undying alligence of the planet's race."
 * Spongebob: What!
 * Iago: SPONGEBOB'S WANTED AGAIN?!?!
 * Icky: As if things werent bad enough allready?
 * Twilight: But why are you here Genie?
 * Genie: Kairi asked me to help you guys get to Europe to help Spongebob find his snail and rescue your five friends that snakey devil Frances snatched.
 * Murry: "Can i ask one thing? Can you help us get our van and giant burger back first? A bunch of bandit donkeys took it from us?"
 * Bently: "That wouldn't be a problem, where do all thugs, thiefs, and bandits like to hang out?"
 * Patrick: "Uh, well, we one time found the original patty wagon at a place called "The Thug Tug", does that help?"
 * Genie: Sure thing. I know where those bandits you encountered took your van and Spongebob's car (Clicks his fingers)
 * POOF!
 * the heroes appeared.
 * Sly: "Is this is the place?"
 * Genie: This is El Bandito Resturante. The ruthless hangout for all thugs, thieves, smugglers and bandits in the Dragon Realms.
 * Patrick: Guys Look! The Cooper Gang's van and our car!
 * Patick and Spongebob hold hands, and made gleeful faces.
 * Icky: "Was that even nessersary?"
 * Sly: Oh Come on!
 * (The heroes hurry to the van and the Patty Wagon 2)
 * Bently: At least my computer and technology's ok.
 * Spongebob: (Gasps) The Keys to the Van and Wagon 2 are gone!
 * Twilight: What could have happened to them?
 * A scream and a crash was heard! then a thud.
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Shrek) You gotta be kidding me!
 * The heroes peek inside El Bandito Resturante.
 * Thugs and other criminals are seen fighting, drinking, and other things. we then see the same Bandit Donkeys.
 * Bandit Donkey leader: "CHEERS, ME AMIGOS!"
 * Bandit Donkeys cheer!
 * Spike: Look, the Bandit Donkey Leader's got the keys on him!
 * Iago: Well what are we going to do?
 * Icky: I say we just go in there and get our keys back by force!
 * voice: "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!"
 * A sound of a fight is heard!
 * Genie: OUCH!!!
 * Spongebob: We cant do what we did back at the Thug Tug. Let's think of somthing else.
 * Icky: Ok purple horse, whats your plan to get our keys back?
 * Twilight: Spike and I will give those thugs and other chriminals a little entertainment.
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Timon) Good idea. What?
 * Twilight: "Well, I assume they never had a woman in their lives, and propbuly won't care if it is a pony."
 * Icky: "What are you gonna do, dress in drag and sing "Diamonds are a girls best friend" from Moulin Rouge?"

After the Song ends and the Heroes are out

Back at Bandito Resturante outside. Paris- the Next Morning Brett's hideout. outside where Merlin, Palamon and Ignitus are.
 * Sly: Well, Twilight's little musical worked like a dream cause look what I got (Shows the keys)
 * Icky: "You know miss Twilight, if it wasn't for me being with Gilda, i would so go out with you."
 * Twilight slyly smiled.
 * Twilight: "I'll be sure Gilda doesn't hear that."
 * Icky gulp.
 * Icky: "Sorry about that."
 * Sly: Ok, lets just get outta here!
 * (Heroes get into the Cooper Van)
 * Genie: Incase of an emergency the exits are located (multiple hands appear randomly) anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the Van cause WE'RE....(Uses magic to make the Van Fly)....OUTTA HERE!
 * Bandit Leader: "AY-AY-AY! THAT GIRL WAS FUN!"
 * Donkey Bandit: "Hey, Sinor. The key is gone."
 * Bandit leader: "I been robbed! WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOSOS DID IT?!"
 * Suddenly the Bandits and Thugs gasp to see dark magic swarming like a tornado and the Dark Dragon appears with the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire.
 * Dark Dragon: "Ok. Which one of you lessers has contained the keys to the Giant Burger and the Cooper van."
 * Bandit: "It was El Stealy, leader of the Donkey boys."
 * the bandit leader, El Stealy, gulped.
 * Dark Dargon: "Well, what is wrong?"
 * El Stealy: Well, during a song sanged by that fun purple unicorn girl which entertained us. I short off lost the keys.
 * Bananas B: You Let that Sponge and Racoon get their veicles back?!?
 * El Stealy: "I didn't mean to! I, just, I just don't know what went wrong!"
 * Chang: Master, the Seasponge and his friends must be halfway to Europe by now.
 * Zhou Dan (The Komodo Dragon Leader from the Kung Fu Panda 2 Game): So my lord. What are your orders?
 * Dark Dragon: "First, we punish these idiots for failing me!"
 * Nidhiki: "With pleasure, dear master."
 * Krekka: "About time i break soemthing!"
 * Dark Dragon: You Bandits shall now face the wrath of my DARK POWERS!!!!
 * El Stealy: "No! please! spare us, please!"
 * The Dark Dragon begins to zap his powers at the bandits. Meanwhile Riku appears but gapes at the Dark Dragon's appearence and hides himself!
 * the other criminals were at shock at what became of El Stealy and the Donkey boys.
 * Dark Dragon: "Last time i entrusted faith into lesser forms of evil."
 * Be're Fox: "You sure showed them, Boss, those mules didn't know what hit them!"
 * Krekka: "Yeah!"
 * Nidhiki: "Shall we exstinish the rest of these pond scum for good messure?"
 * Dark Dragon: (Laughs evilly) By all means Nidhiki.
 * Spider thug: "RUN!"
 * The Thugs try to escape but The Dark Dragon summons a bunch of darkspawn trolls to stop them in their tracks.
 * Nidhiki: Any last words, you bandit scum?
 * Spider thug: "BACKDOOR!"
 * But the Backdoor reveals a horde of shade demons and some darkspawn harpys.
 * Spider Thug: "Ok, i got nothing."
 * A thug Gorilla begins to smash down the wall!
 * Gorilla thug: "QUICKLY!"
 * Dark Dragon: So be it then. I'LL JUST HAVE TO DESPOSE YOU ALL MYSELF!!!! (Fires up his dark powers again and zaps them at the other chriminals)
 * A female snake Thug, Flying fox (thats a form of bat) and a Cockarouch thug sneaked out while no one notices.
 * Female Snake: "We made it."
 * Flying Fox: "Yeah."
 * Cockarouch: "But we gotta go! we're in trouble!!"
 * ???: "Psst! over here!"
 * Riku: "If you want to live, come with me"!
 * The snake, Flying Fox, and cockarouch ran torwords Riku.
 * Riku: "Now, I want you three to trust me."
 * Cockarouch: "Ok!"
 * Flying Fox: "Anything, just get us out of here!"
 * Female Snake: 'Wait, trust you with what?"
 * Riku: (Summons a portal of darkness) You'll see what I mean. We need to get to Europe and warn some friends of mine before the Dark Dragon Scourge Empire finds them first. Any Questions?
 * Cockarouch: "Do we stop for bathroom breaks?"
 * Female snake: "Idiot."
 * Riku: Well, maybe.
 * Flying Fox: One more question. Is tha black hole thing safe?
 * Riku: Dont worry about that now. Lets move!
 * Riku, the Snake, Flying Fox and Cockraouch jump through the portal of darkness and dissappear.
 * Merlin and the Inerpol Group drive through the streets of Paris while Ignitus flys in the sky.
 * Merlin: Good Heavens. Inspector Jaq, where are we going again?
 * Jaq: We're going to arrest this guy who used to work for that pervert bastard. Goes by the name of Brett.
 * Carmilia: "I know of this brett. Brett All-i-gater, known con-man, and conterfitter. also known as the "Reptilian Rat". If i know my vermin, he'll propbuly appear at some ally holding a rooster fight."
 * Merlin: Well. Sounds like he won't cooperate.
 * Jag: That maybe true but a day or two of My and Carmalita's generious hospitality after we cuff that reptile and he'll be telling us what we need to know about Frances' last known where abouts pluse Jules will know how to deal with him, right bud?
 * Jules: "Trust me, not the first time i deal with slimeballs like him."
 * Palamon: I hope so. For that pervert snake's sake, he better not lay one finger on Mimi, Rarity, Brandy, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy otherwise I'm gonna teach him some manners!
 * Jaq: "Tecnecly, snakes don't have fingers."
 * Carmalita (Pulls over to an ampartment building): Well, here we are, guys. (The Inerpol group gets out of the police car)
 * Jaq: (To Palamon, Merlin and Ignitus) Ok guys, my team and I will deal with this, keep an eye on the car untill we have Brett in our custody. Ok? We're gonna take out the friends he hangs out with but we need him alive though.
 * Brett, and a large gang of Dobermins, and a series of rats, bats, crabs, crows, and lizards gambling as too roosters fight each-other!
 * Brett: "Remember boys, the rooster in the red jumpsuit is stronger the bule, so place your bets wisely. Nothing goes wrong in casi de Brett."
 * (Suddenly they hear a knock on the door.)
 * Rat: Oh now who could that be? (Answers the Door to see the Inerpol Group who walks in)
 * Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'? (To A Lizard lying on the Coach) Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We are Inerpol cops seeking to bring your former Boss, Frances Le Flour to justice thanks to him kidnapping five young girls. You do remember your former boss don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
 * Brett: Yeah.
 * Jules: I thought so. You remember your former boss, Frances Le Four don't you, Brett?
 * Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
 * Jules: Good. Looks like me and my buddies have caught you guys gambleing and at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
 * Brett: Hamburgers, sir.
 * Vinny: "Very insensitive and downright monsterious to cows, isn't it?"
 * Brett: "(Scoffs), this ain't India, genius. when is it bad to eat hamburgers? Am i right fellas?"
 * Crowd agress with shouts and woots.
 * Jules: Hamburgers, eh? The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
 * Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
 * Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? "Fudruckers? Burger King? Where?
 * Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
 * Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
 * Brett: They're good.
 * Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right? (Gets a burger and takes a bite) Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Hey Guys, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
 * Jaq: We're not hungry Jules but thanks.
 * Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese here in France?
 * Brett: No.
 * Jules: Vinny, care to tell our friends?
 * Doberman: "Brett, why are you letting these cop zeroes stay he-"
 * Brett: "Cool it, i wanna hear what Bambi here is going say."
 * crowd laughs.
 * Vinny: They call it a Royale with cheese.
 * Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
 * Brett: Because of the metric system?
 * Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart scaley mother******. That's right. The metric system.(Sees Brett's Drink) What's in this?
 * Brett: It's sprite, sir.
 * Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
 * Brett: Sure, be my guest.
 * Jules: (Takes the drink and sips it back) Ah, hit the spot. You, flock of seagulls, do you know why we're here? We're here to find out the location of Frances.
 * Doberman: "Brett, why are you letting these cop zeroes...
 * Jules: I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing ya mangy mutt! You were saying?
 * Brett: Of course but I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. I got the deer's, Vinny, right? But I didn't get yours...
 * Jaq: My Name is Jaq, Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque. Those two are Inspector Carmalita M. Fox and that's Chris.
 * James: My Name is James Pennyton Foxford.
 * Jules: And my name's Brad Pitt. And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit.
 * Brett: Look, I know your looking for Mr Frances but I havent seen him since I got fired for helping one of his victims escape and I never... (Jules shots one of the Dobermans causing Brett and the crowd to gasp in terror.
 * Bat: THE BEAR'S GOT A GUN!!!
 * Crab: Shut up! You wanna be next?
 * Jules: I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about you getting fired after helping a captive escape. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. (Goes right into Brett's face with a glare) What dose Frances Le Flour look like?
 * Brett: (Scared) What?
 * Doberman: "You son of a mama bear!"
 * Doberman pulls out a gun!
 * Carmalita fires a net on the dobermen and all of the gamberlers to prevent them from escaping while Jules throws the table away.
 * Jules: What country are you from?
 * Brett: What? What? Wha...
 * Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
 * Brett: What?
 * Jules: English, mother******, do you speak it?
 * Brett: YES!!!
 * Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
 * Brett: Yes! Yes!
 * Jules: Describe what Frances Le Flour looks like!
 * Brett: WHAT?!?
 * Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother******, say what one more Goddamn time!
 * Brett wimpers.
 * Vinny: "Oh man up, you walking purse!"
 * Brett: 'He, he looks like that Sir Hiss guy from the disney incarnation of "Robin Hood", but he is in a suit, wears a french hat, sometimes wears purple sun glasses, and, i think he has medium size blone hair. Which is weird, cause, he's a snake, they are not suppose to have hair, ya know what i am sa-"
 * Jules: Does he look and smell like a bitch?
 * Brett: What? (Jules shoots the alligatior in the arm)
 * Jules: DOSE HE LOOK AND SMELL LIKE A BITCH?!?
 * Brett: NO!!!!
 * James (wispers): "Highly unconventional methods for a cop, is it not?"
 * Jaq (wispers): "Well, Jules and Vinny ain't conventional cops."
 * Carmilita: Ok Brett we like you to come with us to Inerpol HQ.
 * Jules: One more thing before we waste you guys. Have you gambelers ever read the Bible?
 * Crab: "I'm jewish!"
 * Bat: "I'm a Darwinest! i believe we evolved from fish"
 * Doberman: "I don't believe in god, or any god!"
 * Rat: "Oh that is cold, man."
 * Jules: Well I think you should believe in god cause I got a little smothing memorized from biblical passage, Ezekiel 25:17, before we send you guys to the devil. (Clears throat) The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. (He, Jaq, Chris, Vinny and Carmalita get their guns out and prepares to kill them)
 * Jaq: "Mister James, kindly take shelter. That goes double for you, Brett!"
 * Brett cowardly hides!
 * James hides behind a convinently placed closet."
 * Jaq: "And you wrestler Roosters, you may want to vacate the premises!
 * the Roosters ran out to the door, ancd closes it!
 * Doberman: "Everyone quick, pull out your-"
 * (The shooting starts and all of the dobermen and gamblers where killed in an instant)
 * James: Good Heavens.
 * Brett: Ok, ok! I'll come with you guys!
 * Chris: Well, I guss that takes care of them, right Jaq?
 * A Lobster barges in, screaming and shooting in the air!
 * Jules and Vinny looked at eachother.
 * Vinny: "Shall we?"
 * Jules: "Hell yeah."
 * (The two shoot the lobster causing him to fly to the wall)
 * Lobster: Oh...damn...(dies)
 * Jaq: Well Chris, I think we are. (Suddenly his iphone rings and answers it) Hello, Inspector Jaq Tyler Ornithorynque here. (Somone talks to him) What? More images of the four kidnapped girls appeared on the internet just now? (Some talks to him) Thanks, were heading back to HQ right now. (Ends the Call) Guys, the Lab boys found more image of the four kidnapped girls getting sexally tortured again!
 * Brett (to himself): "Oh no, it's Ms. Stork all over again."
 * Vinny: "Ya said something ya over grown suitcase?!"
 * Brett: Nothing!
 * Jaq: This time Ozzie and his boys are getting drunk and start spanking their butts even harder along with whiping them and that donkey henchmen kicking their butts with his hind legs while being wasted too.
 * Carmailia: "And Frances is allowing this?!"
 * Brett: "You would not believe how much of a scoiopath that snake is."
 * Vinny: "Scoio-what?"
 * Brett: "In a nutshell, A sadist with a mental illness or something simular, right?"
 * Jaq: "Save informing us of Frances when we get to the station, Brett."
 * Ignitus (sees the others with Brett in cuffs.): "Ah, they finally caught him."
 * Brett: "Tell me i am not seeing this: A talking dragon, a plant thing and a wizard? The hell when did we hit Narnia?"
 * Chris: Stop talking, ya scallly oversized lovely lady's purse!
 * Jaq: Ignitus, we got a big problem. Our lab team has found more images of the four girls getting tortured again.
 * Ignitus: "Then we must act quickly!"
 * Merlin: "Then by all means, we better head back to the police station!"
 * Brett: "And to think, this happening to me after i said "Nothing goes wrong in caste de Brett". Me and my bigass mouth."
 * Vinny: "Ya think things would've been different if you didn't say a thing?"
 * Palamon: Mr Ornithorynque, will Mimi be ok?
 * Jaq: "To be honest, it depends on how fast we act! now, to the base, ASAP!"

Chapter 7: Count Vladamer
A big mansion.


 * A shadow looms over the window. It was a Vlad from the CGI movie "Horton hears a who" wearing a black tuxedo, a top hat , a black leather cape and holds a siver cane.
 * A butler: "Count Vladamer?"
 * this bird was count Vladamer.
 * Butler: "The viewings of your last review are in. Everyone saw it, and Chef Clucky Chicken is offitcaly ruined."
 * Count Vladamer: "Good, that's what he gets for failing to deliever my food on time. Tell me, what is the next restaurent i must, disgrace myself with?"
 * Bulter: Well there is one in Paris France sir.
 * Count Vladamer: "Which one? I did Jamime Fox, hated it. French Captain Seagull, hated it, had it shut down, Dr. Possums Vegitarian impourieum, hated it, had that shut down and burned. Lady nice's lousiana sytle cooking, hated it, and requested to had Lady nice exicuted. Ashame it ever gotten though."
 * Butler: Well, this one was owened by Perrier Sailas, the famed toad chef in all of Europe.
 * Count Vladamer: "You mean that idot who served a cooked rat to rats?"
 * Butler: That was an accident sir. He is preparing his tradmark dish to celebrate the reopening of Perrier's 5 star resteraunt Amphibie Cafe which is a french traditional dellicacy.
 * Count Vladamer: "You mean, my faverite? Escargot?"
 * Butler: Indeed.
 * Count Vladamer: Alistor, I will be attending the Gand Reopening of Perrier Sailas' Amphibie Cafe on Friday Night. Have my typewriter ready for my next restraunt review when I return.
 * Alistor the Butler: Of course, sir.
 * Count Vladamer: "Watch Out, Pierre. Old Vlady's coming to town."
 * (Vladamer will sing this)Shrek The Musical ~ The Ballad of Farquaad ~ Original Broadway Cast

Chapter 8: Route to Europe and a Musical in the East
The Cooper Van Flying Somewhere in the Sky thanks to Genie's Magic outside. Van. Outside. at the bottom.
 * Spongebob's group are laughing and dancing while Diamonds are A Girl's Best Friend is playing while Murry drives the Van to Europe.
 * Patrick: "Man, and i thought the thugs from our world were complete idiots."
 * Patrick and Spongebob laughed!
 * Icky: (while holding his Iphone) Ok Twilight, one more time, so Kairi could see the real sexy and wild side of you when you sang to those thieves, thugs, smugglers and bandits.
 * Twilight: "Fine, but i am getting tired of wearing this."
 * Spike: Boy. that was halarious. If Kairi was there when you sang to those thug, She'll think you were incredible. And Let's make this for our Christmas card, Twilight.
 * Twilight: "We celeibrate Hearth's warming day, Spike."
 * Spike: "Well, it's kinda like chrismas, but less Jesusy. can still do it?"
 * Twilight: "(Sigh), fine. But only as long as the princess doesn't see this. she'll be afraid i started to go downhill."
 * Icky: "Oh, like she would ever look down on ya for dressing like that. I'm possitive if we explain it was for a good cause, she'll overlook this."
 * Iago: Dont worry, we tend to do crazy stuff when we're having fun.
 * Spongebob: Yeah, so Sly, what was your favorite part of Twilight's deversion?
 * Sly: "Well, i had quite a challnage keeping cover while trying to keep up to that Bandit leader who keeps joining the party!"
 * Bently: "Well, on the plus side, we got the van back, and the rest of the adventure is smooth-"
 * Murry: "Bandit Monkeys riding vultures with SMGS!" (Small Machine Guns)
 * Icky: "Your kidding right?"
 * A large group of Monkey bandits riding on Vultures.
 * Monkey Bandit leader: "Ok, my friends! shoot that van down just for the sake of fun!"
 * Monkeys had their vultures fly down, and began to fire!
 * Murry sees van's engine get shot!
 * Murry: "NO! MY VAN!!!"
 * They feel the van falling down!
 * Bently: "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! EMBRACE FOR IMPACT!"
 * Monkey Bandits cheer as the van crashes into the desert.
 * Monkey Bandit Leader: "What di i tell you, My friends? Who said a Monkey can't ride a vulture and use a small machine gun on victims? Beer's on me back at the base!"
 * Monkey Bandit's cheer!
 * Murry: "My poor baby! It's gonna be ok!"
 * Twilight: "From what i can understand, i think we may be in the Dragon Realms' verson of the middel east, or the Arab deserts some like to refer it too."
 * Icky: "Explains why those guys were wearing turbans. I have no idea where the next city will be though."
 * Spongebob: "Murry, we have to move on."
 * Twilight: "I'll telaport your van to the Dragon Temple, where it'll be save from those attackers incase they try to find it."
 * Sly: I apprechiated it Twilight, but just teleport the van back to our hide out. Cause The Van's presence in the Temple can only bring trouble from Carmalita. Genie to you think you can use that magic of yours to make Spongebob's car have room for three more?
 * Genie: "Ok, everyone stand back, this is one of those Trail and Error things."
 * Iago: This I gotta see.
 * Genie zaps his magic at the Patty Waggon 2 which now has ten seats for Sly, Bently and Murry.
 * Evreyone: Woah!
 * Genie: Well that should do it.
 * Bently: Guys, I got good news. Acording to my computer, we're in the actual Middle East which means we arrived in Europe but the bad news is that Paris is about 4,000 miles that way.