The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom

The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom is the Season 3 Stephen Hillenburg Tribute Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. As a tribute for the recent death of Stephen Hillenburg, the SpongeBob group tell some untold stories. The Legends of Bikini Bottom, as it turns out, were weak versions of the real deal. Get ready to look at the Bikini Bottom Legends like never before. These new legends happened during the off time of the Lougers in between to two Season 3 Parts Inbetween The Episodes Emperor Lu Kang and Icky and Iago Xenophobe Busters, which took place during summer and around fall until Part 2 was finally completed and the production of The Defence of De-Extinction began. These, were those stories.

PTE Redux Status: Unworthy, but not because of the Outer God stuff in the Main Drain story, or the nuclear stuff in the Trenchbillies story, nor the convoluted storyline of the Goonami story (Though the three of these haven't helped its case), but because of the how insanely long the stories are compared to their media counterparts.

The Main Drain Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/2/2017

After explaining much more than the ones of the common 'ratings trap', they discover that the Main Drain was different from the nonsensical way it was depicted, which was actually covered up by the fact that it was a bedtime story. The REAL story of the Main Drain, as well as the other legends, are all of ancient origin in the days before and after Bikini Bottom existed. The Main Drain was actually a supposedly-make-believe fable from conspiracy nuts that would easily scare people like Mr. Krabs and Plankton, only for them to be descendants of the Cthulhu-like cephalopod creators of the Main Drain itself, lead by a monster that is now specified as an outer god created as the runner of a grand plan by an amoral outerdimensional god called Drainthus, which is located in the most isolated place in the world: Point Nemo, named after the very traveler and survivor from Bikini Bottom who found it and nearly caused an apocalypse of the sea, and that the drain itself was made by this monster for the sole purpose of a godly goal of an apocalypse, and the worshipping cephalopods were to guard it seeing the dangers it faced, and after Nemo's arrival, they secluded it even further so that nobody would ever find it. The Main Drain itself is guarded by giant cephalopod monsters, and the borders around the cleverly-secluded Point Nemo are protected not just by high-tech military defenses brought on and issued by Nemo himself, but by relatively-isolated societies of many frightening surprises and others, as everyone knows that anyone who has ever gone beyond this point has never returned, being more feared than Shell City, making the place nothing but dangers around every corner, dead graveyards and boneyards, dumps, monsters and many hazards, and anything worse than the road to Shell City. But our heroes may have to find it and protect it because, according to their friend Bubbles the Dolphin, there are rumors that the monster has been released from his R'lyeh like prison, and is on his way to the Main Drain to complete his plan, not just for his creator, but also for other personal reasons. Thus they will have to traverse all these threats in order to stop it. However, Drainthus isn't known to do things fairly, as a weak-minded rules nut Guardian General Swimmings will end up subcoming to Drainthus' promises of becoming his own god in return to allow him to cause the end of things. Will they succeed?

Trenchbillies Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/4/2017

The Trenchbillies returned to the surface and by extention the krusty krab because their home is being polluted by deadly radioactive waste that appears to be linked to Rock Bottom. Apawn further investogation it's discovered that it's all connected to a mass illegal dumping operation being repromed by a Barreleye schizophrenic criminal mastermind known A.B Wintersvent, and so on, clearly also speaking normal english as suppose to Trenchian (Raspberry speak from Rock Bottom, albeit most learn clear English), who is he is hiding in an even more radioactive mess of a treach known as Marina Trench and is motivated by a long ago tragity to clean up his old home at the expence of the other trenches, even the Trenchbillies' home. Even with dire odds, from Marina's beastly populace to Wintersvent's pet Viper-Fish, the heroes must stop this from going further.

Goonami Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/1/2017

Involving an Ice Age 2 like storyline involving a melting glacier near Goo Lagoon and releasing a monster similar to a plesiosaur named Goonami, and a giant flooding, all while being planned by a terrorist marine iguana named Hector. Thus, our heroes learn a technique from Sandy to throw life-preservers at drowning people like lassoes, but even that won't be enough to save them. Can they be able to stop a returning Prehistoric Threat?

Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/20/2017

The Lodgers' first mission in SpongeBob's homeworld involves one of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's oldest enemies who defeated them and took over the ocean many times in the form of a shark named Shark Lord, the self-proclaimed 'Master of Evil' in SpongeBob's world for beating SpongeBob's heroes multiple times, and since the two are retired due to age, they send the Lodgers to do it because he no doubt wants to enslave Bikini Bottom and beyond and establish another profitable criminal society, along with the more major concern of him trying to get rid of the curse of "Being Old" by seeking out the fabled Pearl of Youth in the Yellow Sea of China (In Spongebob's world) with a fresh new generation of shark super villains (Due to being so infamous that he also whooped the other Mermaidman villains' butts and earned a bit of a shotty reputation ever since.) along with the bonus of immortallity would serve to worsen a would be return.

Bikini Bottom Triangle Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/17/2017

Discover more in the origins and legend of the Bikini Bottom Triangle, and how it may involve a larger capital island run by a stunning female lionfish black market profiteer named Lizzie Currents, a victim of an overzealious vengeful former bully target of her "rambunchious" life as a bully who "failed to mature out of those transgressions" and exposed certain parts of her life as a shamed beloved belle of Bass Vegas for being a closet stripper who only did it to help her finacelly devided family, which forced her to lead an un-noble life because this vengeful victim wasn't punished quickly enough before her exsile happened and turned dark as a CEO of a secret underground corperation known as Bermuda Currents Incorperated, where with losing a sense of trust in people, began enslaving people like the mermaids to provide her with all she needed to make Bermuda Currents Inc a successful underground business known throughout the seven seas (And the one or two civilised trenches).

Rraarg Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 8/18/2017

Discovering more on Rraarg's backstory besides being created by chemicals, being a revived fossilized organism that might reveal a prehistoric-like subterranean coral-forest graveyard preserved for eons, as well as being inhabited by not just average wildlife, but more creatures like Rraarg, who were all called 'Scleractinianoid fossilius', which are actually descended from a prehistoric coral and, with a touch of radioactive wave, not only revives them, but accelerates their evolution by a billion or million years. Thus, Rraarg gets to reunite with his kind, and introduces them to snow globes and Patrick starts to get happy when he gets along with giant versions of himself, as they had the personalities to him, limited vocabulary that ranges from Groot levels to caveman talk to just random gibberish, yet had the temper and strength of Big Sister Sam, yet are nevertheless friendly as long as you treat them right. However, there are two coelacanth brothers who have long known about this: a paleontologist named Leven Berg and his paleontologist brother with a rather different idea for them, Monte Berg. With Monte doing everything he can to take control of these things with his 16 pet nudibranches who are similar yet highly different than Puffy Fluffy, who naturally eat sponges and are much more unstable yet serve Monte with a burning kinship, how will our heroes stop this?

Weresquirrel Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/6/2017

Sandy seems to get infected by a myopathic sea-borne infection during her athletic activities in Bikini Bottom that fuels itself through working out, turning her into a 'Were-Squirrel' which SpongeBob clearly needs to save from not just angry mobs, but also an Indo-Pacific lancetfish game hunter named Lancet Hunting, who is not easy to avoid. With Sandy turning more savage AND having to deal with an overly determined hunter, our heroes have to relucently get Plankton involved to save Sandy, but would it help at all?

Volcano Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/19/2017

A story involving the Sponge-Cano and a "missing" giant isopod named Irwin trying to find his way out of the underground volcanic caverns, being trapped for countless years while facing other subterranean threats. Discovering that the underground society's leader, Earthy Spirule the Ram's Horn Squid, refuses to let anyone who enters leave to protect the surface world from an ancient monster that almost found ways out multiple times, they have to find a way to fix this. However, will our heroes mistakenly trust the wrong person because Earthy and his main followers were too demanding and seemingly in the wrong to trust?

Piñata Locas Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/5/2017

The heroes discover that, in the Gulf of Mexico, there is a place called Piñata Bottom, which was always known as the best fiesta city in the ocean, and Sandy decides to go there for friends from New Mexico in the form of two fox squirrel seaweed farmers named Rico and Tico. Though they discover that Piñata Bottom is not as it seems. There are living piñatas terrorizing the place, sandstorms plague the town, and the people are fighting for survival under the leadership of spotted dolphin protectors Leña and Peña and their anonymous searobin mayor Mayor Mujer, revealing that the town was ravaged on Cinco de Mayo by a crab named Bandit El Loco, who wronged his mother for not believing her about a live piñata sight brought on my his adopted toucan mother Miss Voocan, and and is seeking revenge on the desendent of the sherruff who long defeated him before as an undead immortal, bringing Piñata Bottom under living piñata siege, turning it into the ghost town it is now. With help from a hooded seal named Custodio Marco and his adopted sister and love interest harbor seal named Meritxell, as well as living sentient piñatas called the Piñata Locas who have the fragmented personalities of Voocan, the heroes must save Piñata Bottom from this overkill of a  crab.

Curse of the Hex Legend
Reported Date of Legend: 6/3/2017

When Mr. Krabs takes his greed in profit too far on the sadistic mother of Madam Hagfish, Yaga Hagfish, she does a REAL curse that threatens to destroy the Krusty Krab forever unless, and only unless, he repents his sins. With all other attempts only making the curse worse, they have to give the hag what she wants. They eventually discover that Yaga is not truly evil as she has a split personality, one side being the evil side they saw, while the other is a neutrally-evil witch who does bad things for the greater good, and doing well in teaching life lessons who eventually managed to give even her evil side a sense of morality. Though this doesn't seem to hold much weight for Mr. Krabs, it shows that this is not completely ill intent, and Mr. Krabs still needs to learn.

Transcript
Intro Theme (Battle For Bikini Bottom- Bikini Bottom Hub/Sand Mountain Theme)

Chapter 1: The True Legends of Bikini Bottom
Encino California
 * French Narrator: And now, to pay tribute to the late Stephen Hillenburg, creator of SpongeBob, here we are in Encino California, with your host, Patchy the Pirate.
 * Patchy: Hey, kids! Now you're probably wondering, "Hmm, here's Patchy, but where's Potty?" Good question, you little... Well, it's because Potty went off to join the CVBDCC. That's the Cartoons Voiced By Dead Celebrities Club. Because, you see, Potty was originally voiced by the creator of our hero, SpongeBob SquarePants, and by extension, me personal idol, Stephen Hillenburg, who has sadly passed away. But on the positive side, it means I get to host this here event all by my lonesome! (Potty flies in unnoticed) That's right, just me and SpongeBob, no blasted parrot to bug me, nothing going wrong for me, and most of all... He's flying right behind me, isn't he?
 * Potty: "...... Patchy..... Being with that group, gave me alot of time to reflect, and....... It made me realised that...... I, have a terrorable and long history, of treating you like- (Patchy jestures that the audience and by extention the kids are watching)...... Garbage..... That's why...... I'm going to start treating you as well as possable. No more cheap gags, no surprises, no criticsizing you, and espeically no situations like what happened in Season 3's entry episode, A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas where we all get dragged in a sideplot to become surprise heroes in that episode...... Also, speaking of that, that newbie X-guy gave me alot of time to think, and, if I'm being honest here...... Was that side-plot REALLY nessersary?"
 * Patchy: "(Quietly) Potty, please, this is on Scroopfan's wiki! You know how he reacts to even earnest criticisum! He feels, insecure, to put it lightly. He only lets the new guy get away with that stuff because at least HE'S constructive about it."
 * Potty: Okay, okay, you made yer point. And besides, Stephen's fellow showrunner Paul Tibbit voiced me for a while, and now I'm being played by the voice actor of Plankton. But I am going to keep my promise as much as possible.
 * Patchy: All right. Now, what was I saying? (Takes out the Legends of Bikini Bottom book) I'm sure you kids know what this is, don't you? That's right. It's the book containing the Legends of Bikini Bottom! Recent events have led us to believe that these "legends" have a deep, dark, shocking truth to them. And seeing how this is a tribute to the great Stephen Hillenburg, we're gonna take a look at these legends. We got all your favorites, and some brand new legends, also. (Takes cover for a bit, then realises that Potty had been sitting paisently in a bird cage)....... (Quietly) Wow, Potty means it. (Ahem), Anyway, let's introduse the first story of the legends, which cowinidently enough, is about the first legend the canon show showed: The Legend of the MAIN DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN?!
 * Potty: "Hey uh, quick question here: Didn't that turn out to be a ratings trap and how anti-climaticly unimpressive the Main Drain was? I mean, the entire plot was nonsense."
 * Patchy: "Glad you asked! You see, this legend took place in a spefific date in 2017 during summer, assentually during some off-time from the SAF stuff. Also, keep in mind that these legends are sort've, out of cronological order, so try to mind any references to legends we haven't seen yet or inconsistentcies from eachother. Now, roll the cartoon."

Chapter 2: The Main Drain
Krusty Krab French Narrator: Later... Ugh, And Thank Goodness... Flashback Present Flashback, aftermath of the Main Drain Canon Story. Present Nemo Land Boundaries Nemo's Bunker Flashback Present Point Nemo Armory. Outskirts, several moments later... Surface Main Group's location. Surface Underground Temple Later... French Narrator: Hours Later... Surface Huge Ruins Inside Ruins. Large Battle Arena-like part of the Temple. Bottom Floor. Rebirther Heart Patrick's Location. Main Group's Location Outermouth of the Rebirther. A Final Door before the Main Drain room. Main Drain Room Main Drain Suction Tuk's Alter. The End
 * (Patchy): It all started in the Krusty Krab....
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess Mr. Krabs got me in my 5-minute break again. And as usual, I gotta pay a dollar for another minute.
 * Patrick: Yeah. I mean, I really liked that Main Drain story you told me years ago.
 * SpongeBob: Sure. Wanna tell it to you again?
 * Patrick: DO I?!?
 * Patrick:... STILL AS REALISTIC AS BEFORE!
 * ???: Uh... Excuse me? (They face a nearby customer)... I couldn't help overhearing your story.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs told us about it years ago.
 * Customer: Well... Um... Not to be nitpicky, but, can I ask a few questions?
 * SpongeBob: Sure!
 * Customer: First question... Why would Mr. Krabs be concerned about a normal drain plug being unplugged? He just told the story out of nowhere.
 * SpongeBob:... I...
 * Customer: And where'd the story come from if it was supposed to be non-fictional? If the Main Drain destroyed everyone, then there's no way anyone could tell it.
 * SpongeBob: I, uh... I didn't know what I was saying, honestly, so I went with it.
 * Customer: I'm sorry, it's just... None of this makes any sense.
 * ???: WELL, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!! (Mr. Krabs came in)
 * Mr. Krabs: Because he got EVERYTHING wrong. ME and Plankton were NOT the ding-a-lings who unplugged it.
 * Custamer: "Well then, who did?"
 * Mr. Krabs: No one did, because it did NOT occur at all, and I am NOT THAT off my rocker as to tell the story 'cuz of a normal drain plug!
 * Customer:... Well... No wonder it made no sense.
 * Mr. Krabs: You two... (Turns off the lights)... Time for the REAL STORY OF THE MAIN DRAAAIIIN!
 * Squidward: Oh dear Neptune no!
 * (Mr. Krabs): The Main Drain ain't just something out in the open for some little scoundrels to pull. It's actually located somewhere so secret, it's protected by ancient people and monsters. And you ever question yer' selves of WHY it exists if it causes an apocalypse? It was built by giant monsters with the godly purpose of destruction. (A Cthulhu-like creature was seen creating the Main Drain with several similar yet smaller followers) Nobody knows what became of these beings. All that was known by outsiders who heard of the leaked info, ensured that it not be pulled and fulfill these beings' dreaded purpose. The location of the Main Drain is unknown, only that it's said to be in the most isolated area of the Pacific Ocean, where nobody would ever find it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Only a warning can be known through ancient dialect. "If you step into the boundaries of the Main Drain, tread carefully, or nobody... Will ever be heard from... Again!"
 * Patrick:... Okay, that's a LOT more realistic than the last version.
 * Customer: Yeah! I mean, DANG!
 * Mr. Krabs: And you two, I don't want'cha looking for it like idiots.
 * SpongeBob: After how we told the story in a silly way? I don't there's any chance we'll do that.
 * Patrick: Unless of course-
 * Mr. Krabs: NO! No unless!
 * Patrick:... I was gonna say if it's creators came back.
 * Mr. Krabs: Doubt it. They've never been seen in nay hundreds of moons. It's been said they killed themselves because they realized how CRAZY their master was, and wondering where he came from. So far, the only description of that forbidden wasteland was of some guy named Nemo. He said it was barren, crazy, chaotic, and best not to set foot in, as even trying to protect it and seal it off ain't worth the effort, as the followers were said to have lost it and will follow the searchers directly there. No one who had attempted that has ever returned.
 * Patrick: "Hey wait, if the real main drain can't be found, THEN WHAT WAS THE DRAIN WE DID ENCOUNTER IN THE CANON SHOW?! And how in Squidward's bald head and big nose did we get out of that?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: That was OBVIOUSLY just a silly abridged story from the canon show! That "Main Drain" was just a normal drain that was simply meant to keep our earth's water in place. Also, since our canon show isn't so continuity savvy, well, after the episode was done....
 * The World was seen without the water.
 * A familier intellectual voice from the second Spongebob Movie: "Oh bother, what did the past do THIS time? Okay, I'll fix it. (Claps flippers and suddenly things turned back to normal) Ahh, there we are. Oh, and uh, get rid of THIS! (Gets rid of the canonized Main Drain) I swear, Earthlings are getting more idiotic these days."
 * SpongeBob:... Yeah, I can see that being a reason. But wait, the Legends of Bikini Bottom were before the second movie, so how-
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well he didn't tell ya that he has multiable jobs apart from watching the universe. He's also a continuity restarter for shows with little to no continuity. For exsample..... Why else do those Looney Tune Villains like Yousemitie Sam and Elmer Fudd come back after going through nasty stuff, or why there can be two versons of Tirek and Smooze? He's basicly required to create a continuity conflict avoider."
 * Squidward: "Well, at least Cheerilee will know who to blame for why her marriage is no longer successful."
 * Patrick: "Too soon, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "It's only been since the episode released in early May, Patrick. It's already about summer now. I'm sure it's not hurtful to reference it."
 * Mr. Krabs: Point is, the Main Drain is kinda reversed for a more better role.
 * Squidward: And no doubt made that canon story one told by a complete quarter-wit.
 * SpongeBob: Why, thank you, Squidward.
 * Squidward: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!
 * Mr. Krabs: So, yeah, no doubt we'll NEVER have to deal with that in real li- (A triangle wormhole came out)
 * Bubbles the Dolphin: (He came out) SPONGEBOB AND FRIENDS?! YOU GOTTA FIND THE MAIN DRAIN!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Really?
 * Bubbles: Uh, well, yes, turns out, the one who created it, IS AN ENEMY OF MINE WHO WAS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING IT EXPOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! And since he has little experience in undoing paradoxes, you need to stop him from doing it the normal way.
 * SpongeBob:... Why us?
 * Bubbles: Because, it's your show! But for a non-meta explanation, he can debunk me everywhere else, and I need close friends to help.
 * SpongeBob:... If you know about the space-time continuum and beyond, can you expand on who this enemy of yours is?
 * Bubbles: Well... I wish I could say, but it's strictly against protocol to explain outer god affairs to mortals. Let's just say, he exists to destroy the sea.
 * Squidward: "And why?"
 * Bubbles: "Well, it's nothing nessersaly malicious. It's because it's his job as part of the cycle of getting rid of the old lifetime in favor of a new one."
 * Sandy: (Nearby eating a Krabby Patty) "That kinda sounds like a vicious cycle."
 * SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Sandy, when did you get here?
 * Sandy:... You served me a while ago while explaining your silly story. Didn't you notice me? You always seem to given your crush on me.
 * SpongeBob:... For once... I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself with that.
 * Sandy: But yeah, destroying a universe just to recreate it seems crazy.
 * Bubbles: "Keep in mind that outer gods tend to be amoral, otherwise things like that Main Drain nonsense wouldn't even be a thing. It's basically a part of a grand design of things that nothing's meant to last forever. Even if you prevent one cataclysm, there's always gonna be something bigger in the future far beyond anyone capable of stopping it."
 * Patrick: "Well that's depressing."
 * Bubbles: Why do you think the outer gods themselves have guardians? But again, I can't explain much. I can't be around to guide you on this quest. All I CAN do is give you the coordinates. (Summons them up) Here they are.
 * Sandy: (Looks at them)... Oh, boy!
 * Squidward: What?
 * Sandy: This is the oceanic point of inaccessibility on Earth. Point Nemo, to be exact.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait, you mean that place where R'lyeh and Cthulhu are located?
 * Bubbles: Cthulhu AND his home of R'lyeh are only of the same outer race of the Main Drain creator. This individual in question is far more powerful and dangerous. You must tread carefully when entering their territory. The best way you can start, is by contacting Commodore Nemo, the only one in your world who has the best knowledge of the Main Drain and it's secrets. Bare in mind that he's elderly, and he's on borrowed time since his adventure there was decades ago, so much so that he's HEAVILY guarded! The president of the Pacific Ocean guards that area as well as Area 51 on the surface.
 * Patrick: "Well no problem. Because the worse that's gonna happen is that our earth is just simply without water again. Nothing you can't simply reverse once it happens."
 * Bubbles: "Here's the problematic dilemma. Something like continuity correction and restarting is one thing, but something actually apart of a grand design of any outer god, good or evil, is something even I have no power over. Should the true main drain be pulled, that's about it. The sea will be taken and all creatures will suffer a never-ending drought."
 * Squidward: "..... That, actselly makes things more intense then the last main drain."
 * SpongeBob: And what's to stop this 'outer god' from doing this again?
 * Bubbles: The grand design is supposed to be a test for a universal law. If it can defend itself from the danger it poses, it proves that the universe is in balance, and the creator cannot do it again. His goal will be null and void, and therefore... So will he.
 * Patrick:... As in, dead?
 * Bubbles: More like, erased from existence. Outer gods cannot die, as they have ALWAYS existed as long as the multiverse itself. They can merely be cancelled. Every Outer God has a purpose. If that purpose is rendered moot, then there is no need. You beat the creator, then he and the Main Drain, are history.
 * Sandy: Sounds like a mission. I'll contact the Lodgers.
 * Bubbles: I have to stop you there! I'm afraid, that cannot happen. THIS is the world being judged, and therefore, other-worldly beings are forbidden to interfere. If any outsiders are allowed to interfere, you will forfeit the grand scheme, and other outer gods, specifically the ones who plan these grand schemes, will stop you entirely. And trust me, they CANNOT be stopped even by you. If you let outsiders come, your world's gone. It must be the 5 of you alone.
 * Patrick:... That doesn't sound fair.
 * Bubbles: They're amoral outer-dimensional beings. They don't believe in fairness, nor do they care about the concerns of their mortal creations as they only view them as ants, and don't care what they step on, whether it's them, or the grass beneath their feet. It's THEIR multiverse, and they can do what they want with it. Even I cannot do anything about it. It's up to you 5. Good luck out there. (He goes back into his triangular wormhole)
 * Squidward:... Well, tartar sauce!
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Well, looks like we have to make this work with just us.
 * Squidward: "Though I'd imagined that Icky would throw a hissy fit for leaving him out on an adventure."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well even he has to understand that we have to play by the rules of greater existences, we have no choice either way."
 * Squidward: Well, Neptune darn it! We actually have to go to unfamiliar waters. And I was REALLY looking forward to my improvised clarinet recitals.
 * Mr. Krabs: That's probably for the best.
 * SpongeBob: Well we better get geared up.
 * Squidward: Yeah, why would I want to save a world that hates me?
 * Mr. Krabs: BECAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF THE BARNACLE HEADS WHO LIVES IN IT!!! By Davy's Beard, nobody's THIS pessimistic!! Like it or not, we're going to get that drain.
 * SpongeBob: I repeat, LET'S GET GEARED UP!!! (This music played as they did that)
 * The group appeared ready for adventure, even Squidward, barely.
 * Spongebob: "..... Everyone, this is gonna be our ultamate test as members of the Shell Louge Squad."
 * Sandy: "And the ultamate test for the existence of our world. That's how serious this is."
 * Squidward: (Unamused) Yaaaay.
 * Sandy: But I must say, Point Nemo is one of the most unknown sights in the world. Humans don't even know what's beneath.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, we know EXACTLY what's there: The Main Drain."
 * Sandy: "Well, yeah, I know that, just thought I share the detail that otherwise we're entering something even the humans are confused about, so pretty much this is unfamilier terratory. Cthulhu and the stories around him fittingly took place here."
 * Squidward: Oh gee whiz, THAT makes it better. Bikini Bottom's finest genius, everybody.
 * Sandy: "Squidward, there's a fineline between being a scientific genius, and being omnitident."
 * Squidward: "I get that, it's just, you are pretty much the smartist person in Bikini Bottom by virtue that everyone else is a complete idiot! Your assentually the closet thing that would prove to aliens that sentient life exists here!"
 * Sandy: "Well that doesn't mean I would have all the answers. My knowledge is based on human knowledge. And like them, Point Nemo is at most, putting aside the Main Drain, a complete mystery. So try to ease up on the attatude, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "Well excuse me for being abit sour after what happened with that Goonami mess, it ruined what could've been a great start to an SAF series hiatus break!"
 * Sandy: "Well just be glad THAT, was resolved. And be assured, we're gonna resolve this Main Drain hootinanny as well and stop a rogue world ender."
 * SpongeBob: (He and the other 4 heroes arrived as laser guided guns were pointed at them) YIPES!!!
 * Sandy: Stand back!
 * (Soldier): You are entering a restricted area! State your business!
 * Sandy:... (They look at each other)... WE NEED TO TALK TO COMMODORE NEMO!! WE HAVE INFO ABOUT THE MAIN DRAIN!
 * (Soldier #2): AND HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: WE'RE LEADERS OF THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD! CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE RESPECT HERE?!?
 * (Soldier #3): Shell Lodgers? THE Shell Lodgers? Oh why didn't you say so-
 * (Soldier #1): HOLD IT, DIPS***!? They have no authorization here. If you wish to discuss things with Commodore Nemo, then you must prove we can trust you.
 * Squidward: Ya know, if Icky was here, he'd be flipping his lid right about now.
 * Sandy: You're seriously asking that!? We've saved this world AND the entiriity of BOTH united universes more then once?! I know a lot of fish folk aren't exactly bright, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW?! WE'RE, THE, SHELL LOUGE SQUAD?! WHAT IN BLAZES DO YOU WANT FROM US, YOU FUTURE CANIDATE FOR FISHSTICKS?!
 * (Soldier #1): DON'T YOU BACKSASS US!! (They fired as they dodged comically) THAT was a warning shot! Disobey us again, and they WON'T-
 * (???): SWIMMINGS?!?
 * (Soldier #1 (Swimmings)): (He was surprised)... C-C-C-Commodore Nemo?!? I... You're walking again!
 * (Nemo): Nevermind that, you disobedient simpleton?! I WAS ACTSELLY EXPECTING THE LOUGERS HERE, AND YOU DESRESPECT THEM AS IF YOUR IN CHARGED HERE, YOU DISOBEDIENT PILE OF TRASH?! Now, send these heroes in! I MUST speak with them. Failure to comply will GET YOUR ASS KICKED?!
 * (Swimmings):... Yes, sir! (They let them in)
 * Patrick:... They won't do what?
 * Elderly Clark's Anemonefish (Nemo): Misfits, I must apologies for Swimmings behavior... He's, a known rule-nut.
 * Sandy: "That's actselly not his ONLY problem! The nerve of that idjit not respecting the Lougers that saved everyone's hide, his including, from certain destruction."
 * Nemo: "Well, gratefulness isn't the problem. We aren't known to get visitors...... Well, not friendly ones, at the least. You can't exactly blame his rudeness."
 * Squidward: "You'd called him a disobedient pile of trash and yet he's suppose to be all about rules?"
 * Nemo: "Well, sometimes, he's too quick to act on his own accurd if he feels that this place needs to be protected. Being rule-abiding isn't always the same as obedience."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, we got the gist of that guy being a total spaz."
 * Nemo: Onto business. Bubbles informed me that you five were coming. And I KNEW that something sinister was going on that aims to make this 'grand scheme' go a bit faster. The creator is going to EXTREME lengths to make it happen.
 * Squidward: No kidding.
 * Nemo: But I learned something during our last encounter in my younger days. Turns out, the creator is not just doing this for the grand scheme anymore. But after finding out that his purpose is tied to the grand scheme, he is trying to rig his way through it, because he is one of the individuals rebelling against their own purpose, because he is pissed that he only exists for one simple thing.
 * Squidward: "So you're telling me that this is no longer a case of amoral beings desiding that our world's gonna end unless we fight back, but now your telling me that this guy is desiding to fuck that for his own needs? Well in that case, then we aren't gonna play by the rules neither, we-"
 * Nemo: Actselly, it's BOTH of those things. Yes, the creater IS going against the grand design, BUT, he is still protected by certain rules that aren't well rounded against a revolter, so, outsiders still can't interfear reguardless whether the revolter is being defient or not.
 * Squidward: "Oh NOW you tell us."
 * Sandy: "Well what drove him to deside that?"
 * Nemo: It's a long story of typical outer-god politics always going south. It all started long ago...
 * (Nemo): "Drainthus is part of a Lovecraftian-Eqsed Race refered to as "Erasers", or sometimes "Enders", "Apocthus", "Planet Crushers/Busters", or even, "Planetcraft", introdused by the greater outer gods for two purposes: Bubbles' afforementioned reasons of testing a planet's worthiness, or the other purpose of removing worlds that have been deemed, a dishastorious disgrace to the greater Outer Gods' grand design."
 * (Sandy): "What would quilify as a disgrace?"
 * (Nemo): "A number of debatable things. An intended spieces failed to evolve as planned."
 * A Dinosaur-Eqsed Apocthu Eraser summoned a meteor to destroy a planet that failed to have a dinosaur civilisation.
 * (Nemo): "Finishing off a post-apocalitic world that failed to recover or can't recover."
 * A Nuke Headed Apocthu Eraser fired a beam of destruction onto the planet, finishing it off completely.
 * (Nemo): "A world that got too evil or basturdious and failed to maintain even a limited form of standerds."
 * An angelic Apocthu was seen eradicating a Villainious Utopia.
 * (Nemo): "Or, in some cases, like our world's current problem, it is because of a world's socity, has started to self-degraded itself. In our world's case, it commited many sins of preventing intelligent civilisations from rising in favor of the insurrection of stupidity and self-service. Thng is, stupidity isn't enough of an offensive sin to the greater Outer Gods. Espeically when land socity's advancements has more then made up for the ocean world's baffling stupidity and unenlightened world views."
 * (Squidward): "Way to stroke Sandy's ego, buddy."
 * (Nemo): "Am I wrong, though?"
 * (Squidward): "..... Fair point."
 * (Nemo): "Anyway, as you would come to expect...... Drainthus could not cope with ocean socity's flaws. He tried to ask the Greater Outer Gods permission to start our world over..... But the Greater Outer Gods didn't consider an albeit grossly flawwed socity enough of a reason to require an Eraser to remove current socity to start anew, because the intelligence of land socity more then makes up for the ocean's backwords ways. Thus, Drainthus, would deside to rebel against the Greater Outer Gods interests, and tried to open the Main Drain anyway."
 * (Sandy): So basicly, he went renegade.
 * (Nemo): Yes. A common problem with Erasers is that sometimes they deviate from the Greater Outer Gods' intended purposes, sometimes minorly, sometimes majorly. Sometimes to the point that they're no longer protected from outsider interfearence. Drainthus is only one cog part of a larger machine, metathoricly speaking. The multiverse is ageless. Thus infinite cases occurred. Heck, our united universes alone has a fair selection of beings like Drainthus in various worlds. Some have more, some have less. Sometimes Erasers can take radically different forms from the lovecraftian standerd, sometimes they can take subtle changes depending on the world they are assigned to. And that's barely even touching how many could exist in other dimentions.
 * (Patrick): Wait... You're saying this happened countless times? You'd think they'd stop.
 * (Nemo): As I said, ageless. Just don't think about it. It'd make you more stupid than-
 * (Squidward): Too late. (Patrick's head short-circuited)
 * (Nemo): So, once he tried, his masters stopped him. They banished him away. But then... About 1 million years later... I came in. I was a young soldier at the time, and served a defence force from the Great Barrior Reef during the time of the Great White Shark Warfare when two powerful great white shark clans declared war on eachother. I was sent to investigate Point Nemo about word of a super weapon being sought by both clans and had to keep it from them trying to use it to destroy eachother and assentually the reef in the process.
 * (Mr. Krabs): "Aye, I grew up during the Great White Shark Clan Wars. I lost an uncle to those conflicts."
 * (Nemo): So me, Swimmings, and a squad were sent to Point Nemo to safeguard it. But, we were more baffled than what briefing said. Point Nemo has been the most mysterious location in the Pacific Ocean for a million years. Nobody knows what's there, or what surprises there are..... Nobody, except me. Me and Swimmings were the only survivors of the mission. And the Great White clans, The Bruces and the Jaws clans, ended up gone forever. The only things I seem to remember is Lovecraftian temples with Greek columns, flower tapestries, and murals depicting the most horrific ordeals of Outer Gods. Then, I confronted Drainthus face-to-face.
 * A dark silluette with glowing orange eyes stared bluntly down at a younger Nemo.....
 * ???: "(Dark voice) What annoyence be this, a proven exsample of the fallicy of underwater socity, disterbs my isolated domain? As if the creaters rejecting my desires isn't bothersome enough! Now I have clearly faulty mortal creations crawling around my kingdom, like pests? (Lovecraftian-eqsed Sea Monsters swarm around the larger figure) Guess I'll have to do some pest control."
 * Nemo:.... Are you the caretaker of the weapon?
 * ???: Not anymore. But I will be again. The Main Drain belongs to me.
 * Nemo:... Main... Drain?
 * ???: (Shows him horrible murals that depict the Main Drain destroying the ocean)... This world has been the victim of inadaptability. This world is populated by the densest ocean inhabitants I have ever seen. And it's not just fish that had proven insufferably incompident. Celfalopods are a far cry of the civilisation they once had, and all present ocean socities are destin to get stupider and stupider. It would not surprise me, though annoy me just as much, if socity had crumbled because of so much as the inconvinence of a misplaced recipe of a beloved foodstuff. Well, I existed for the sole purpose of using the Main Drain to put it out of it's misery-infested existence. The Drain holds all water in the ocean, and if it's unplugged, the ocean and all life along with it will die.
 * Nemo:... I.... Why does such a thing even exist?
 * ???: (He disappeared and reappeared around him) Tis the nature of Outer Gods. We are beyond any universes or the gods in them. Our reasonings and beliefs are beyond mortal and in-realm god understanding. We have no age. We are the multiverse assuming form. I am of what's called the Erasers. We exist for one purpose: To put an end to worlds that are too cosmically incapable of evolving. This very world is too similar in infinite dimensions. Every single dimension, whether with radical or subtile changes, your world is stagnant in the winds of change. The Celfolapods once had the ability to make ocean socity so much better, but clearly, fate can be fickle and cruel when their civilisation crumbled because of slavery coming to the predictable logical conclusion of revolts. I was tasked to give them a final trial. If they could adapt and stop the Main Drain, they show hope of change. If they don't... Well you get the idea. The journey there requires that very change.
 * Nemo: I....... What stopped you?
 * ???: My own masters. I confess that my soughting of independently of liberating this world of your flawed ocean socity, did not suited their interests. Sometimes, even for their own creations, the greater outer gods are, difficult, to understand their reasonings. I sort've get why those book-headed twits of the Infinity Libary complain about their methods. But, I had reason for this otherwise un-professional rebelion. I realized quickly that once my job was done, so would I. The unfortunate curse of the Eraser, is that if you were to lose to mortals at a certain number, then the world has been proven of worth, thus, the assigned Eraser's existence, is rendered moot. And a moot Outer God, always ends up in the Hybernation Realm, an unescapeable, unlocatable, and vaguely reckitnesed realm where purposeless Outer Gods, are left to enturnal slumber. And make no mistake, an enturnal sleep without a purpose, to Outer Gods, is a fate, worse, then death. Only an EXTREMELY rare number of individuals, whether mortal, in-realm god, or even Outers, are able to even TOUCH that realm. It made me realise that my existence, is undeservingly fragle. I didn't want to just be another Eraser that did a job and vanish. I wanted better. When my masters refused, as they said in my face that I was created for the job and nothing else, I refused to accept it. So I stole the Main Drain and planned to use it for a rapture. Destroy an old and fill it with a new. I could be better than any other Eraser before me. But just before I set my plan in action... They interfered. They locked me away into the deepest pools of nothingness. I swore I'd return and finish the job. And thanks to your Great White friends, I'm free. Though, I wagered that it was not their intend as they want the Main Drain for their typical silly mortal desires..... So you can understand that my gratatude was, fickle, with this knowledge. (Some of the Lovecraftian Horrors reveiled to be Great Whites covered in tenticles and hands fuzed with weapons) But, at least they are strong idiots, so, I may as well put their talents to, proper use.
 * Nemo: "...... Then surely ya know I can't let that happen."
 * ???: "As I already predicted. It figures that a mortal would object to an Eraser's plans. Hence why, I intent to be done with you, quickly. (The Infected Great Whites and other Lovecraftian Horrors charged!)"
 * Nemo:... And that's actually all I remember. Next thing I remember is being back at base, blind in one eye, and Swimmings in the recovery bed next to mine.
 * Sandy:... You clearly lost. You were a single ant taking on a whale. What did you think was going to happen? Drainthus won, and Bubbles had to clean up the mess my friends caused.
 * Nemo: "(Sighs), That explains why we're all still alive. And it also effectively discourages Swimmings' Bad Dream theroy, which it was already disproven from the mere absince of the Great White Clans alone. I mean, let's be real here, large groups of Great Whites don't just vanish from the face of the planet! But also, because I was hunted by visions that proved that Drainthus and those monsters he had, were all too real. And what you just said about Drainthus almost winning until a Time Lord intervined, just proves it. Thing is, other then these good soldiers, and barely Swimmings after enough convining, I worry that the world might not easily believe me about Drainthus. Whether out of fear about such an idea being real, or just because to their perspective I just sound like a crazy doomsday believing fanactic, or just because the things I say sound utterly insane."
 * Squidward: "To be fair, the idea of a giant drain in something as life giving as the entire ocean sounds utterly questionable."
 * Nemo: "..... Fair point. (Sighs), Sometimes modern socity's unwillingness to believe in legends can be frustraighting."
 * Sandy: "Yeah, I do have to admit that this much is a negative effect of the advent of science. It made people abit more sceptic to things that might be more real then they think."
 * Squidward: So... If you guys couldn't beat him... THEN HOW CAN WE DO IT?! THIS ENTIRE THING IS RIGGED I SAY!!! We're taking on something that can defeat mortals in one fell swoop even without the aid of other Outer Gods. The stakes are far too high here. Drainthus is clearly cheating this, so again I ask WHY MUST WE FOLLOW THEIR DUMB RULES?!
 * Nemo: "It's not that the rules are rigged. They were just not buildt around the prospect of an Eraser going rogue. The Greater Outer Gods expected all Erasers to be obedient to the grand design. The prospect of rogue Erasers was not a consideration."
 * Squidward: "..... You mean to tell me that they NEVER considered that the Erasers would DO things like this?!"
 * Nemo: "Well, to be fair, I suspect that the Erasers were clearly not the first Lesser Outer God creation. Likely, prior to the Erasers, they were used to their creations always being so obedient to their assignments and desteny."
 * Squidward: "Would that be because none of those creations had actselly live in mortal worlds?"
 * Nemo: "Well, often those other outer god creations get to live in their seperate dimention, but Erasers were the exception in that they have to live in the deepest unreachable regions of a mortal world to better observe a mortal realm's worthiness."
 * Squidward: "But you said that sometimes these Erasers go through changes when in a mortal's world."
 * Nemo: "Some radical, some subtle, yes."
 * Squidward: "Well, thing is, and I'm just spitballing here, but, what if it's not just physical appearences that are affected, "Radically or Subtley", but also their minds?"
 * Nemo: ".... (Intriged) Go on."
 * Squidward: "Well, I may not be able to speak for all current Erasers, primarly cause we don't know about them yet, but I think Drainthus was becoming moron-intolerent. He was assentually assigned to the worse position in the job ever. While I consider Bikini Bottom an intellectual cesspool of entitled half-wits and broken law, I had learned in my travels in that it is just a radical syntom of a larger problem, that all ocean socities are far from desireable, even if they are argueably improvements from Bikini Bottom. Remember New Kelp City? They went from having a problem with a bunch of 80s punks to NOW having problems with the very thing they loved! That is a VERY concerning exsample of outside Bikini Bottom stupidity! Drainthus was driven insane from their stupidity!"
 * Nemo: "..... Interesting theory, Squidward Tenticles. Should we ever be able to stop Drainthus, I'll have to be sure to work on a group dedicated to watch out for Eraser activity. It would be impourent to warn those worlds about the risk of Erasers acting against a grand design. Till then, we have to worry about Drainthus first."
 * Squidward: "How can we, when it took a timeline reset to stop the last one?"
 * Nemo: "Well cause you guys were sent by him, that means that the Time Lords were put into a position where they can't get involved this time likely by a superior in ranks. Likely cause Drainthus desided to use the rules against them."
 * Squidward: "CLEARLY CAUSE HE FIGURED THOSE RULES WERE NOT MADE AROUND NOT BENEFITING ROGUES?!"
 * Nemo: "Be that as it may, those rules will still prevent outside intervention of any kind. Our only chance to defeat Drainthus though, is simple: Prevent the Main Drain from being usable. Powerful as he is, his great weakness is tied to the very power that can be used to erase our world. The moment we prevent it from ever being used again, Drainthus' power and existence will be rendered moot, and he and all connected creations fall into the Hybernation Realm."
 * Squidward: So, basically like Jafar, Facilier, Rasputin, or even Cobra, we have to take out the one thing that keeps him alive?
 * Nemo: Yes, though removing the Main Drain doesn't persay, Kill him, as more like render his purpose moot and send him to the Hybernation Realm.
 * Squidward: "But it'll still get rid of him?"
 * Nemo: That is the main point of it, yes. You remove the trademark ability, you cancel out an Eraser's existence. That's easy for a mortal to do. They just have to avoid his power.... Buuuut, Drainthus has power beyond a sorcerer, a genie, or even a god. He will do everything in his infinite power to stop you. He has thousands of ways to do it, too.
 * SpongeBob: Then how do we do it?
 * Nemo: Beat him at his own game. Use his own power against him.
 * SpongeBob:... The implication being?
 * Nemo: Thing is, rogue Erasers are not under the infinite pool of quantum energy their former masters had. Thus he can't use his power forever. All we have to do is trick him into consuming all of his power.
 * Mr. Krabs: How?
 * Nemo: Oh, you'll find out. For now, we have to get ready. Erasers are rarely known to take their sweet time.
 * This music played.
 * Cephalopod Monk:... Master. Our scouts in Point Nemo boundaries claim that... Commander Nemo is returning.
 * ???: Interesting. After how long it's been, he should be as frail as a cracked ammonite shell.
 * Cephalopod Monk: "That is true. Thing is though, he is not alone, and it is not just with vollenteers and old colledges. Five misfits of the hero team, the Shell Louge Squad, are involved. And before you ask, it's the ones, native to this world."
 * ???: "That much is ineditable. No doubt the time lord dolphan warned them. But at least that's all he will contribute in being an inconvinence. At least it'll purely be only them thanks to radically outdated rules."
 * Cephalopod Monk: "But Nemo will make them understand-"
 * ???: "I'm aware, Sucton Tuk. Nemo's knwoledge of how Erasers work over this time, will understably prove to be a powerful ally with this troupe. But that knowledge is tied to a mortal clearly seeing his life cycle to it's completed logical conclusion. And there is only so much he can be able to share as they move forword. Though, it is to note that at least one of his followers, do not enjoy a harmonious interaction."
 * Cephalopod Monk (Suction Tuk): "Indeed, master. The one called "Swimmings". His own feeble obcession with order makes him as susceptible to your sway as those Great Whites were. It's just the matter of getting him infected with your enfluence."
 * ???: "You'll find that I already intend to get that on it's way, Suction. Now, go tell your assusiates that they need to free the creatures at Nemo's way."
 * Suction Tuk: "Yes, sir. (Leaves)."
 * Various Sea Critters were seen reading their best gear, as Nemo escourts the five heroes in.
 * Nemo: "Lougers, I like to introduse my protosays and the best soldiers of their ranks."
 * A Lobster was seen saluting respectfully with his weapons and badges of honor in display.
 * Nemo: "Commander Class Clarkson Lobster. Proudest member of the Lobster army in the armaricas."
 * A Baracuda was seen sharping a large knife and staring intently and serious.
 * Nemo: "French Canal Legioneer Le Barris De Cuda. Doesn't talk much, but his actions speak louder then words. Just be sure you don't mess with his zoo. (Glass Figureines of Animals were seen) Very protective of them."
 * Patrick: "(Was about to touch the figureines) Tou- (Le Barris tossed the knife at Patrick's way, slicing his arm off) OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?! (Regenerates a new one)...... Owch though."
 * Nemo: "Told ya. Be thankful for your naterol regeneration, Patrick, less cautious soldiers were not so lucky."
 * A Hermit Crab covered in living sea-stuff came up and grabbed the disgarded arm and began exsamining it while using a subtence to prevent the arm from growing a new patrick.
 * Hermit Crab: "Hmmmm, yes, this one will be a nice addition. (Uses a new substence to stuff the arm onto his shell as he crawled off)."
 * Nemo: "That was Dr. Hermandes of the science devision of the Brazilian Coast.... He's..... An interesting fellow."
 * Squidward: "He just put half of Patrick's arm on his shell, interesting's not a word I'd use. He's crazy."
 * ???: "Yeah, but he's CRAZY good at healing."
 * Suidward freaked out and only saw what looked like a ficus plant.....
 * Squidward: "Whew..... It's only a ficus...... Hold a phone, what is that doing down here, I-"
 * The Ficus comes to life as a leafy sea dragon!
 * Leafy Sea Dragon: "I always tell you people, my camoplauging works best with land plants!"
 * Squidward screamed!
 * Nemo: "(Chuckles), I see you met with Leef. The most talented spy of the 7 Seas Agenty. She may be abit of a greenhorn, but she's daring at the least."
 * ???: "Head's up!"
 * An underwater Air Drone zoomed by the surprised misfits as the drone flew with ease and able to move like a helecopter.
 * It was shown as an Eel was piloting it with a remote control.
 * Eel: "Does the Sea War Vet work, Jim and Tim?"
 * A Small Shrimp and Plankton Duo were seen!
 * Shrimp (Jim): "(British Accent) Like you wouldn't believe, love."
 * Plankton (Tim): "(Southern Accent) GET ME DOWN FROM THIS 'ERE FLYING COMTRAPSION?! I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS?!"
 * Jim: "Oh where's your adventurious spirit, Timothy?"
 * Tim: "It escaped my anus?!"
 * Jim: "...... You might need to change your underpants again, ol' boy. (Outloud) Deelsa, I think we may have to take a tea break again. Timothy may need to change again."
 * Deelsa: "(Scoffs), Tim, you REALLY need to get your bowels to man up! Remember what we're here for! So let me drive you to the change up! (Pilots the drone off as Tim screams again)!"
 * Nemo: ".... That would be our technition genius Deelsa and her assistents, Jim Shrimpington and Tim Blankplank. They were weapon builders and testers for the Oceanic Armada."
 * Sandy: "I think I might get along with Deelsa."
 * Nemo: "Just try to mind her "Smarter then Thou" attatude. She's, abit eccentric. Be warned your first interaction, may not be that great. But she's really a fun person when she opens up."
 * Suddenly, the group were intersected by a Blue-Ringed Octopus with a bow and arrow aiming that them!
 * Octopus: "(Serious tone) Nemo, are you sure these strangers are safe? Are they infected?"
 * Nemo: "Don't worry, Blushot, they're safe. They're with the Lougers."
 * Blushot: "..... (Lowers Arrow)..... Misfits, be informed that in case you get infected, know that I'll be the first thing to take you down first. I'll make your mercy kill, quick and painless as possable, even as, another extention to that monster."
 * Sandy: "...... Well... Howdy to you too, lady."
 * Spongebob: "(Glubs)..... Hi?"
 * Nemo: "Please try to mind Sniper Class Blushot of the Celhalopod Salvationing Army of Celhalopodia. She's a hardent soldier, and has came to understand the kind of trials Drainthus would offer better then anyone. She's also the first one to take down any, infected persons."
 * A Greenland Shark Elder was seen doing a meditating and had surrounded himself with anti-lovecraftian trinkits.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Who's that guy?"
 * Nemo: "He refers to himself as Cleanser. He once traveled to a world called Wuxim and said he became a martical artist from a group that were aware of the Erasers' existence and defelupted artifacts design to counter-act their powers. His master said his desteny is to put any and all rogue Erasers in their place and prevent them from upsetting the balence of the Universe. He has the power to fix those mildly infected by an Eraser's enfluence that end up forming cults around them.... Even more so when Blu's husband found himself corrupted by Drainthus. Hence why she's so..... Tense."
 * Sandy: "Damn straight, cause Drainthus just done crossed the border into Having Went Too Far-Ville."
 * ???: (Heavy Russian Accent) You mean he went too far there, amarican?"
 * Heavy stomps were felt as a Polar Bear wearing a diving suit was seen.....
 * Sandy: "(Squints eyes)..... Boris Icefur."
 * Boris: "Tch. Alchourse, how could I not reckitnse the amarican Sandy Cheeks?"
 * Spongebob: "You know this guy?"
 * Sandy: "He works for Treedome Enterprize's russian-based rivals: Space Igloos Company."
 * Squidward: "..... "Space Igloos"? (He laughs hysterically, until Boris cleared his throat to get Squidward's attention)"
 * Boris: "Name may sound, extremely comedic, but it doesn't represent that the company is considered engenius alternative from, (Scoffs bemused), Underwater Treedomes. Space is largely more private, and less accessable by rivals, then the ocean."
 * Sandy: "Whatever you say, Boris. That can change when our earth hits the intersteller age. If an environment can be inhabited, it can also be attacked no matter how inhospitable. Yer fancy snow houses in space won't be private forever."
 * Boris: "Our company already has plans to adapt to such changes many years in advance."
 * Sandy: ".... Nemo, dare I ask why you brought one of the SIC's with you?"
 * Boris: "Purely because of my prior service to russian millaterry, alcourse. After all, I am, (Brings out a large heavy machine gun), Heavy Weapons Guy. And this, is my weapon."
 * Nemo: "(Sandy gives a firm stare at Nemo)..... Hey, fair's fair, he's a heavy hitter against Drainthus' creatures."
 * Sandy: "..... Be honest, Boris. You're here cause your company's interested about Point Nemo."
 * Boris: "I seek no soviet union sytile secrets against you, Cheeks. Yes. My company was interested about the secret of Point Nemo. But the Commodore insisted that any further interests outside of, erasing it's existence, would be dangerious. I saw the exsamples in what were once the two feudual Great White Clans. I may work for a rival company, squirl, but my loyalty belongs to keeping mother russia safe from a creature beyond BOTH of our understandings. Even you have to agree that America would be, greatly inconvinenced by the creature, Da?"
 * Sandy: "..... True..... But I am keeping my eye on you to make sure."
 * Boris: "Be assured that I had swore off the drain other then ensuring it is not threat anymore and told my company that there was nothing in Point Nemo, so worry not about their interfearence. I mean it when I am loyal to country first, business second."
 * Sandy: "..... Okay, I'll admit, that's a good start. Anyone else?
 * ???: Oh, that's only the tip of the iceburg. (A military penguin came in)
 * Nemo: Meet Aleksandr Shivertsen. An Antarctic veteran also having history with Point Nemo.
 * Enypniastes: (Glides down with a female Pelagothuria) We doing this, Nemo?
 * Nemo: Yep. This is Glen and Gladys. A happy wife and husband, former adventurers, and friends of mine.
 * Horseshoe Crab: I too am ready. (He whaps Mr. Krabs with his tail) Oops.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahhgh! Watch it, crusty!!
 * Horseshoe Crab: I'M A HORSESHOE CRAB, OUR TAILS ARE LITERALLY SOLID!!!! GIVE ME A *Dolphin sound* BREAK!!!!
 * Nemo: Amarillo!
 * Amarillo: Sorry!!!
 * Nemo: He's our defense support. He takes risks he probably shouldn't.
 * Painted rock lobster: (Zips up) PRIVATE COCKCROFT REPORTING!!!
 * Amarillo: Well if it isn't the team's kissass. My day has officially been made.
 * Red Sea Star: Hey lay off! He's a true soldier and he follows orders.
 * Amarillo: And followed by his own kissass, Reddy.
 * Reddy: (Stammers comically in surprise)
 * Red Tree Sponge: If you country hens are done CLUCKING, we have a job to do.
 * Nemo: And we will, Terrance. It's just you know these guys. You could make a sitcom from them.
 * Terrance: This is no time for jokes, this is serious! The fate of the world hangs in the balance if you hadn't noticed.
 * Yellowbanded sweetlips: Why do you have to be so serious all the time, Terrance? You need to unwind sometimes.
 * Terrance: This is the military, Lipton. It's ALWAYS serious. Please keep up.
 * Cockcroft: No, he's right. You can't spend your whole life playing it serious. Where's the fun in that?
 * Terrance: IS THIS ALL JUST A GAME TO YOU?! COMBAT IS NOT A GAME!!! PEOPLE GET HURT, OR DIE, AND THERE IS NOTHING FUN ABOUT IT!!!! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT A LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR THAT WILL DESTROY US WITH NO CHEAP TRICKS AND DOING WHAT HE WILL DO TO JUDGE THIS WORLD!!!! WHY CAN'T ANY OF YOU TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?!?
 * Blushot: BECAUSE SUCH A THING IS FRIGHTENING TO THINK ABOUT!!!!! Who would take the fact that our world WILL be destroyed if it fails and that it's only hope lies in the fins of a bunch of native misfits?
 * Terrance:......
 * Boris: Da, didn't think about that, did you?
 * Powder-blue surgeonfish: To be fair, he is right about one thing. We have to do this seriously, and not waste time arguing.
 * Nemo: Toby, we are. We're just waiting for Lander.
 * ???: CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP- (A tiltrotor came crashing with a Launchpad-style pilot fish coming out) OUCH!!! I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS!!!!
 * Nemo: Lander? You okay?
 * Lander: Pssh, 'okay' he says.
 * Patrick: Uh, what about the cool-looking helicopter thing?
 * Lander: It's called a tiltrotor. Ugh, why'd poor old Sharkey have to be KIA? He was my best brawny assistant. He could fix any ship I crash in an instant. But he had to go and end up being one of those things. Hope that's enough crashing for the day, at least.
 * Crashing was hard!
 * ???: "OH, YOU CLUMSY GREAT WHITES?!"
 * 2 ???s: "HE/SHE STARTED IT?!"
 * Nemo: "..... Ohhh, boy....."
 * Lander: "Spoke too soon."
 * The group saw a Hammer-Head Shark cleaning up the dropped weapons and two Great Whites, a male and female, getting mad at eachother.
 * Nemo: "And, last but not yet the least, I would like to introduse the Equitment Manager, Stanson Hammer, and the last two survivers of the Bruce and Jaws clans respectivle, Brad Jaws, and Shiela Bruce."
 * Brad: "THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU AUSTRILIAN BACKWASH?!"
 * Shiela: "(Asutrillian Accent) Ugh, the brits were not kidding on how borish you americans are."
 * Brad: "Well excuse me if BOTH ARE CLANS ARE NOW MINDLESS MONSTERS FOREVER THANKS TO YOU BRUCES BEING PRICKS AND GOING AFTER THAT DRAIN?!"
 * Shiela: "Oh like you Jaws were any better, ya wanker! Your clan wanted to mess with that thing too!"
 * Stanson: "BOTH OF YOU, ENOUGH?! (The duo stopped)..... Look, my clan were friends to BOTH of your clans, though we ended up getting stuck of being made to pick sides because, reasons..... And I owe it to BOTH of your parents to have adopted you two and keep you alive while you were barely month old pups. The both of you want to get even with that runaway HP Lovecraft concept art, do ya?"
 * Brad: "Well, yeah, cause, he took our parents from us before we got to know him..... I know I won't forgive that beast after that first night I encountered my dad as that..... Thing..... I didn't had the nerve to attack it...... My own dad...... Would've eaten me."
 * Shiela: "Well, you were lucky that I still remembered how to us a freaking gun, Bradly."
 * Brad: "OH LIKE YOU HANDLED HOW YOU FIRST RAN INTO YOUR MOM ANY BETTER?!"
 * Shiela: "IT WAS ONLY A 20 SECOND SHOCK AND THAT'S IT?! I..... I did what I had to do afterwords..... My mother wouldn't've wanted to stay as that..... Thing. She would've embraced death."
 * Brad: "HOW CAN YOU BE COMFERTABLE THAT YOU JUST SHOT ONE OF THE TWO PEOPLE RESPONDSABLE FOR YOUR EXISTENCE?!"
 * Shiela: "That's the thing about those infected by Lovecraftians! They're were basicly zombies now! They lost their souls to Drainthus because their selfish desires made them weak to him..... Because, tecnecally..... Drainthus was the one that killed them.... What was left, was just extentions to him. Brad, there was no way you could've been able to snap your dad out of it, he was long gone."
 * Brad: "THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF THE GREENLAND SHARK, ISN'T HE SUPPOSE TO CURE PEOPLE OF DRAINTHUS' ENFLUENCE?!"
 * Shiela: "ONLY MINOR CASES, LIKE THOSE CULTISTS?! Not extreme ones like, what happened to our clans, or those of lost explorers from across the ages that ended up like they did."
 * Brad sighs disgruntled......
 * Stanston: ".... Look, Brad, if it helps you, I'm sure your dad wouldn't've wanted to be like that neither. Being one of the Crafts ain't a good way to go. Better to just end that suffering then let him go on...."
 * Swimmings' voice: "Tch, Brad's still on about his daddy issues?"
 * A Lagoon triggerfish in uniform came form with his arms folded behind his back. This, was Swimmings.
 * Swimmings: "Look, like the Bruce Girl said, Brad, your father's anichent history now when he became a Craft. Once ya get converted into a Craft, the least you can do is put it out of it's misery, no questions ask. Because Crafts are no longer people, just extentions to Drainthus' enfluence."
 * Brad: "...... That didn't exactly made the idea of it, easier."
 * Swimmings: "Tch, and you were really lucky the Bruce Girl saved your hide. Next time, if you were to end up with another Craft you had a personal connection with, ya might be so lucky, Jaws boy."
 * Brad: "You know, if you weren't Nemo's friend, it wouldn't be so willing to smack talk a great white!"
 * Swimmings: "I am also one of your superiors. I would still feel confident on how I speak to you either way, Jaws boy."
 * Nemo: "Swimmings, ease up on Brad, it's a personal issue to him."
 * Swimmings: We don't need any form of weakness in the military. We don't want our enemies taking advantage of ANYTHING- (Brad angerly grabbed Swimmings in a Jaws the Revenge Roar)!"
 * (Deadpool): "(Like this video a few seconds in)"
 * Brad: "YOU CALL MORNING FOR THE FAMILY YOU NEVER HAD WEAKNESS?!"
 * Swimmings: "Ack, try not to take it too personal, Jaws boy. But to an Eraser, yes, that kinda IS a weakness that an Eraser can use against ya! Outer Gods are known to be very over-critical to mortal needs, and bonds, are one of them. (Brad was getting really pissed off!)"
 * Nemo: "Brad, calm down. I think it's clear Swimmings has rattled your cage too much, or in our case since we're sea creatures, banged on your tank too hard. How's about you take a quick break away from Swimings? (Brad calms down and angerly drops Swimmings to take a breather somewhere off)..... As for you, Swimmings, do you have some kinda death wish making a Great White angry at you?"
 * Swimming: "Believe me, Nem. Compaired to what I seen that Eraser do, the fear of a pissed off shark's meaningless now."
 * Mr. Krabs: "I take it your first time with Drainthus wasn't fun, was it?"
 * Swimmings: "(Starts to laugh like a broken madman)! YOU KIDDING?! I SAW MEN GET TURNED INTO TENTICLED MONSTERS?! Un-naterol amalgamations of their former selves! So you have to forgive me, if I lost reason to be afraid of pissing off a Great White, compaired to what an Eraser can do, just for having a bad opinion on mortal socity?! At least an angry shark can make it quick, but an Eraser?.... Drainthus spefificly, made their horrid transformations, slow, and painful. And I would wish to be killed then to EVER end up like that?! (Leaves)....."
 * Squidward: "(Quietly) I think your friend might have a severe case of PTSD from that day."
 * Nemo: "(Quietly) Truth be told, I'm not that better off. Encountering any kind of Outer God, espeically an Eraser alone, can, do that to you. It can really make a man question his existence."
 * Sandy: Lovecraftian horror in a nutshell. Kinda why people fear the unknown.
 * Nemo: "Ahem. Now, that we have done alot of excitement for the day, it's about time we take this show on the road. The Convoy will be ready in 1500 hours."
 * Patrick: "THAT LONG?! Why so many hours, didn't you said Erasers don't waste time?"
 * Silence......
 * Mr. Krabs: "...... Ignor Patrick, the boy doesn't have his army legs."
 * Shiela: "Clearly."
 * Stanson: ".... Okay people, show's over, back to getting ready, chop-chop."
 * A road convoy is seen heading towords where the Main Drain would be located.
 * Fish troops are seen.
 * Nemo: "Lougers, be assured that these are the finest men and women who had dedicated their lives for an impourent cause. They would subliment the void in absince of the other lougers."
 * Squidward: "Still saying it isn't fair that the Drain creater gets to bend the rules but we still have to follow them."
 * Nemo: "Well, the rules weren't buildt around when Outer-Gods are the ones cheating, so, we have to cope with this for now. Besides, this is our world's battle. So basicly.... It's a private fight. Drainthus is threatening US after all. As such, we have to settle this ourselves."
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, Squidward. We're the world that's being tested. If the Lodgers were to help, it would ruin the point. We clearly need to show that our world is worth staying alive.
 * Sandy: And on the bright side, we have a native team.
 * Deelsa: "Okay, I sent out a scout drone to monitor the area ahead of us, and I already detected parties of Crafts patroling in large numbers several miles off of the ruins. That looks to me that Drainthus is expecting us."
 * Squidward: "Because alchourse he would."
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, that's what a GOOD villain would do.... If you can think of Drainthus as that.
 * Deelsa: "But don't worry. If we go on a path less traveled by the patroling crafts, we should be able to safely reach the ruins with little issue."
 * Boris: "That is, if the Eraser doesn't foresee we would try that and control the Crafts to go there. Let's remember that this is Outer God we're dealing with. Not very easy beings to surprise."
 * Deelsa: "..... Good point. Then, we can try going through an area less crawling with Crafts."
 * Cleanser: "Then Drainthus will control his creatures to head to the area of disturbence."
 * Deelsa: ".... Okay, I know taking on an Outer God is SUPPOSE to be hard, but, wow. Just, wow."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Alchourse it would be hard, eel. We're talking about a being meant to bring Día Del Juicio to worlds that have become utter embarrisments to a grand design of greater Outer Gods. That is part of the test to see if we're worth keeping around or not."
 * Squidward: "Well I'm pretty sure these "Greater" Outer Gods didn't planned on some of those Erasers to go rogue."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Well, I have theories about that. The one I lean to the most is that sometimes the physilogy of the world they're asigned to, clouds their judgement, and that this rogueness is a side-effect of their Outer God perfection, being tainted by a world's physology. Some erasers I suspect, would be able to handle the physilogy. Others, might not be so lucky. The most radically effected would end up being an additional plague to a world that was assigned an Eraser. But the thing that concerns me is, Drainthus only felt subtle changes as he still maintained his vanella eraser form. So, I suspect his reason for rogueness could be another concern, and my, most frightening theroy: That Erasers can defelupt thoughts and opinions of their own. And given their amorality, that could give way to self-rightious god complexes, and lo, Drainthus became so. And one can only worry about the state of other Erasers, subtly or radically changed, that would aim to bite other worlds in the Culo as well."
 * Squidward: "Well obviously Drainthus began to over-think about our world's worthiness because of how culturelessly stupid ocean socities like Bikini Bottom can be."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "And that much worries me. If an Eraser can be made to turn against a world because of flawed socities, I.E., that of the ocean's, even when the land more then makes up for it, then I only worry about other worlds ever having flawed socities enough to frustaight an Eraser to make them as rogue as Drainthus, or even be their own issue some other way."
 * Shiela: "Well that's why Nemo has been training us to become a universe traveling Eraser Watchdogs after we dealt with Drainthus. To warn worlds of an inpending ornry Dollar Store Lovecraftian Horror, so they would know that they need to rise up to that challnge."
 * Brad: "Yeah, so any people there don't have to go through what we went through."
 * Sandy: "Well good on ya for that. The Lougers would like to help you guys with that after Drainthus. Any risk of another job-ditcher like Drainthus is bad news for the Universes, espeically if it'll risk intrige from our enemies, or worse, endanger the worlds of our friends and allies."
 * Nemo: "And the offer is welcomed. But first things first, we need to tend with our own challnage before we worry about that of others and helping them prepare."
 * Distent moans and screeches were heard.
 * Jim: "Ohhh dear. Head's up mates, sounds like a large party of Crafts might be heading our direction."
 * Boris: "(Readies his gun) Let them come. There's plenty of russian fire power for all of them."
 * Le Barris readied some knifes.
 * The others readied their weapons.
 * Nemo: "Remember, don't shoot until you actselly see them. And don't worry about their durability, just keep firing until they give in eventually. (They approach the graveyards of spaceships while this music played)"
 * Mr. Krabs: Are those... Human space ships?
 * Sandy: Oh, yeah, they said that Point Nemo is a disposal place for human spacecrafts. I actually thought it was just some talltale myth.
 * Squidward: "Well I bet it was also considered a "Talltale Myth" that it is home of a Lovecraftian Horror."
 * Sandy: "To be fair, Squidward, the story was about Chuthulu being in this Point Nemo, but it's Drainthus instead, but other then that, fair point."
 * Cockcroft: But otherwise, this could help us. We can use these for shelter or cover.
 * Aleksandr: We'll definitely need that. (The moans got louder)
 * Boris: "Sounds like our Craft welcoming party is coming." (They land their tiltrotor and hid in the biggest ship with NASA logos on it)
 * Mr. Krabs:... Alright.
 * SpongeBob: Won't they see the tiltathing?
 * Nemo: (Activates a cloaking device)
 * Boris:... Boris spared no expense for camouflage.
 * Nemo: Here they come. (Giant horrifying tentacled abominations arrive patrolling)
 * Patrick: "(Quietly) I think I'm gonna be sick."
 * Clarkson: "(Quietly) Looking at Crafts can do that to ya."
 * Mr. Krabs: "(Quietly) And I thought the Appitiser I made for when Squidward was trying to impress Squillium looked horrendus."
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) Ugh, even Mang's abominations look purtier then these guys."
 * Nemo: (Quietly) Just stay out of reach of the tentacles. They see and hear everything.
 * Patrick: (Quietly) Even our whispering?
 * Amarllo: (Quietly) Well, we've done this so long we can cloak ourselves.
 * SpongeBob:... (Quietly) And what about us? This IS our first time.
 * Dr. Hermandes: "(Quietly) You're cloaked by extention of being around us."
 * Squidward: (Quietly) How does that make any sense? Your polar bear buddy have some gizmo that reduces our voices or something?
 * Boris: "(This video)"
 * Squidward: "......."
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) Walked right into that one, Squidward."
 * Squidward: (Quietly) Well sor-RY!! There's being smart and resourceful, then there's pulling crap out of your butt.
 * Boris: (Quietly) How do you think we train newcomers?
 * Squidward:...... (Sandy was about to speak, quietly) Not a word!
 * Lander: (Quietly) What do we do? They'll find the tiltrotor eventually.
 * Aleksandr: (Quietly) Those thing are relentless as snowballs.
 * Nemo: "(Quietly) We need a distraction."
 * Swimmings: "(Quietly) Let me get those freaks attention. I'll give them one hell of a runaround."
 * Nemo: (Quietly) Wait, it might be too dangerious.
 * Swimmings: "(Quietly) I know what I'm doing, Nem."
 * Deelsa: (Quietly) What if they're too smart to fall for the basic diversion and just send one?
 * Swimmings: (Quietly) Sounds like you're volunteering as more bait. Are you volunteering as more bait?
 * Deelsa: (Quietly) No, I'm just saying we should be smart about this.
 * Swimmings: (Quietly) I'll have you know that I have more knowledge of these nightmares than you know-it-alls. You don't get to tell me how these freaks think when I ALREADY KNOW!!!!! So shut up and remember your place. (Left)
 * Deelsa: (Quietly)... Asshole.
 * Jim: (Quietly) Why the deuce is he so ungentlemenly?
 * Tim: "(Quietly) Because he's Swimmings, that's why. He's always been an ornery son of a bitch ever since this Drainthus mess started."
 * Jim: (Quietly) Well I don't know what that giant Cthulhu wannabe did to him to make him like this, but I don't fancy it.
 * Reddy: (Quietly) None of us do.
 * Swimmings got out, snuck about in some bit of the Spaceship ruins, jumped out and shouted that got all of the creatures attention, which all proceeded to charge after Swimmings as he ran and gun them down!
 * Deelsa:... That actually worked?! Well what was I worried about? Let's go.
 * Nemo: Hold on! Something's not right. This seemed TOO easy. It could be a trap. There could be reconnaissance.
 * Patrick: Well how do we know there isn't? If we don't go out there, WE'LL NEVER KNOW!
 * Squidward:... You're kidding, right?
 * Sandy: It's freaking Patrick, Squidward, you've known him long enough to figure that out. But yeah, it could be a trap.
 * Squidward: Dibs on having the most expendable of us to test that theory. I vote Patrick.
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: You want to join?
 * Nemo: Okay, enough. There's only one way to see if it is a trap. Boris?
 * Boris: On it, Comrade Nemo. (Takes out holograms of them and sent them out as more Crafts arrived and tackle them with giant striking tentacles)......
 * Patrick: Well don't I feel stupid.
 * Squidward: More than you should?
 * Patrick: Yes.
 * Nemo: I know just as much about the Crafts as Swimmings. We WERE on the same team after all. Now we better get ready for one of two things: The slim chance that they'll think we're dead and leave, or that they know we know they're watching and search our location. The latter is more likely, so we'd better move.
 * Squidward: And how are we going to get out of here? We're sitting ducks in here.
 * Sheila: Leave that to us. (They took their drone and dug an escape tunnel which they entered and covered just in time before the Crafts arrived)... See? Nothing to it.
 * Nemo: Well it saved us, but we'll have to leave the tiltrotor behind. Those Crafts will find it eventually. I just hope Swimmings is okay.
 * Swimmings was still running and gunning crafts down!
 * Swimmings: "COME ON, I THOUGHT DRAINTHUS EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU FREAKS?!"
 * Swimmings was gunning Crafts down as Suction Tuk was seen hidden, holding a Face-hugger like love-craftian.
 * Suction Tuk: "(Quietly) Little do you realise, swimmings, that this much is exactly what Drainthus wanted you to do. (Subtly jestures the Crafts to suddenly stop, as Swimmings was surprised)....."
 * Swimmings: "....... Why am I suddenly getting the feeling that this distraction plan went too perfectly- (Suction Tuk tossed the Craft-Hugger hat Swimmings as Swimmings screamed in surprised and horror) AHHH, GET THIS RIDLEY SCOTT LAWSUIT WAITING TO HAPPEN OFF OF ME?!"
 * Suction Tuk: "Your own fault for doing this abit to eger, Swimmings, (Swimmings keeps fighting the creature back, as he gets abit scratched up in the process, but swimmings was able tp pull out an army knife and stabbed the creature, killing it)......"
 * Swimmings: "YA BETTER FUCKING HOPE I DON'T ASK BLU TO DEVORCE YOU FOR THAT, TUCKER?!"
 * Suction Tuk: "That's Suction Tuk to you, Swimmings. And I think you'll find I have nothing to worry about on such a threat. (Disappears in a puff of magic as the Crafts resumed charge, but Swimmings was able to fight them off)"
 * Swimmings: "IF THIS WAS YOUR STRAGITY, I'M NOT IMPRESSED?! (The camera zooms into Swimmings' skin, as inside, tiny love-craftian worms were slowly swimming into his bloodstream.)"
 * SpongeBob: (As they kept digging)... Where exactly are we going?
 * Cockcroft: Yeah, we can't navigate very well underground.
 * Nemo: Well we don't know if those Crafts are still looking for us. Going back to the surface means we risk being captured.
 * Squidward: So what's the plan then, genius?
 * Nemo: Best I can think of is digging far enough to avoid the Craft patrols.
 * Squidward: How long is that going to take?
 * Nemo: As long as it must.
 * Squidward: Ugh. Can't Boris just pull a teleportation device from his butt or something?
 * Boris: My teleport beacon does not work unless I specify destination. And we do not know where we are or where to go.
 * Squidward: Can't you just make the damn thing smart enough to do that for you?
 * Boris: Niet! I can't put AI into teleportation. Both are too complex.
 * Squidward: Hmmph, some resourceful genius you turned out to be. (Boris grabs him by the neck) ACK?!
 * Boris: "I am getting very aggrovated by your complaints, calamari!"
 * Sandy: "Hey calm down, Boris, Squidward always complain about the most mineute of things!"
 * Boris: "Doesn't make him less unbareable. Just how is this ungrateful mollisk with very amaturish clarenet skills and sub-par artistry a founder of a universely rekitnised hero group?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, Squidward just so happened to be with us and we rolled with it."
 * Boris: "Well all those years of making use of what you people can do Vs. what you would've been able to, clearly changed nothing about his personality. (Drops Squidward in annoyence)....."
 * Squidward began to self-reflect on what Boris meant by that.....
 * Boris: "...... Oh what, no complaints about violations of personal space? Then man-up and start doing work like rest of us. (Gets right back to digging)....."
 * Squidward: "...... Spongebob, Patrick, Sandy, Eugene, do I..... Complain, too much?"
 * Spongebob/Sandy/Mr.Krabs: "Ohh, uhhhhh.... Well, you see-"
 * Patrick: "Actselly, you kinda do. Alot."
 * Spongebob/Mr. Krabs: "PATRICK?!"
 * Sandy: "Well, why ask Squidward?"
 * Squidward: "It's just, based on what Boris said, I became self-aware that...... I had unrealisitic expectations about everything in life."
 * Patrick: "Aw gees, Squidward, are you really gonna have a personal life choices crisis now when a Lovecraftian Meanie is on the loose?"
 * Nemo: "Oh don't worry too much about that, that's just negitivity engery. It's a force often left behind, and made from Lovecraftians. They espeically effective to cynics and downers. Here, (Brings out an Anti-Lovecraftian Positivity Collar) Take these positivity coller from Cleanser, they can make you 50% more cheerior."
 * Squidward takes the collar, wears, and comes suddenly more zenned out.....
 * Squidward: "(Hippie tone) Faaaaaar out, man....."
 * Nemo: "...... Keep in mind that first time users, tend to exspearience momentary sperts of sudden personality chances."
 * Sandy: "Noted."
 * Nemo: "Also, judging that the negitivity engery is even down here, that must mean that it's shorce isn't too far. That means we're making good progress to the ruins. Keep digging, team."
 * Sheila: Yes sir! (Their drone kept digging until they reached an underground labyrinth of tentacle statues, temples dripping with goo, and flower tapestries)...
 * Lander:...... Well looks like we hit an underground temple.
 * Reddy: Indeed. But we're still not safe. Even if we reach the surface, it's almost night time. We can't travel then.
 * SpongeBob: Why not? Sure it's the ocean, but we're ocean creatures.
 * Reddy: SpongeBob, this is the last place a sea creature would want to be during the night. We'll have to make shelter here for the night.
 * Amarillo: You sure the Crafts can't find us?
 * Reddy: Odds are there's hundreds of these underground temples.
 * Nemo: Well there's so many and there can be hundreds of teams to search each one, so making shelter means we have to make a fire in the most isolated spot here.
 * Brad: Yeah, but what are the odds we'll find a good hiding spot to last us the whole night? Around here, shelter's as reliable as a BP pipe.
 * Cleanser: Well, we'll have to give this area the benefit of the doubt. We may be in one of the ocean's most enigmatic places, but that doesn't mean we should give into fear of the unknown. We just have to make the best of it.
 * Nemo: He's right. And let's be sure to keep your collars on at all times. If you lose them, you'll have to be put under heavy supervision for your own good.
 * Terrance: And you all had better not give any Crafts any easy way to find us. This mission is to make sure that kind of cartoonish nonsense is not what this world is.
 * Patrick: Yeesh, we may be stupid, but we're not... APOCALYPSE stupid.
 * Mr. Krabs: Says the one who attempted to trigger the apocalypse just to prove a point.
 * Patrick: That was in a paradox, remember?
 * Mr. Krabs: But it's still likely for ye to do. So, Terrance's point stands.
 * Terrence: Spoken like a real Great White War veteran.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Thanks, even though I was very young when the Great White War was going on, so I wasn't in service yet, but other then that-"
 * Terrence: "It's a compliment to how you understand what is impourent nonetheless."
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh of course.
 * Nemo: Alright, if we're going to take shelter, you'll have to follow me. I know Point Nemo territory. I Jay pray to the more merciful Outer Gods that Swimmings is okay.
 * Swimmings: (Was flying the invisible tiltrotor) (Drainthus' Voice) I'll be waiting for you at the nearest surface catacombed temple, Nemo. And when I do, your world will have it's judgment day.... (Tentacles came out his mouth to scratch his face)...
 * The Group were passing a room of murals and hylogriflics of other Outer Gods seen alongside Erasers.
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Increditable. This place doesn't just reference Erasers, but other Lesser Outer God classes as well. This place is a find of any centuary."
 * Cleanser: "I have to discourage getting too excited, Hermandes. This place is too tainted by Negitive Engery of the Lovecraftians. Any further reshurch would be dangerious. Also, this place doesn't reference, all of them. (The group pass a particularly extra harshly destroyed murel with only barely stable hylogrifts of what looks like the Xirds remaining). It only reference every Lesser Outer God, not the Greaters."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "I'm aware of that, Cleanser. Just allow me a chance to geek out every once in a while."
 * A slender serpenting figure was crawling about in secret in the murals.
 * Patrick: "Ya know, these Outer God guys sure have weird art."
 * Sandy: "Well what did ya expect from a group of cosmic level beings beyond our mortal understanding or reason?"
 * Patrick: "Fair point."
 * The Group arrived to a fork in he hallway, and found that the remains of anichent raiders were seen.....
 * Nemo: "Remains of those stupid enough to try and raid these kind of temples. Try to pay these poor basturds no mind. It's long too late for them anyway."
 * Sandy: "What could've done this?"
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Let's just say, sometimes, it's not just sentients that fall prey to an Eraser's enfluence."
 * Pained shreeks are heard, as a wounded, dying craft was seen crawling from the left hallway.
 * Sandy: "..... And it doesn't look like those kind of critters don't play well with Crafts."
 * The Phatheicly moaning Craft continued to moan and tried to escape, but then, the serpented figure appeared, and was reveiled to be a Lovecraftianised Bobbit Worm with Tentitcles pertruding from it's manable mouth as it snarled and hissed......
 * Clarkson: "..... Bobbit Worms..... It just had to be Bobbit Worms."
 * The Lovecraftian Bobbit Worm attacked the dying Craft and grosumely devoured it whole! It then looked at the group menacingly.....
 * Spongebob: "..... I just fudged my pants."
 * Nemo: "We may want to consider a tactical retreat. (The Infected Bobbit Worm roared!) NOW?!" (They ran away as the worm burrows off)
 * Terrance: Everyone get to high ground! (They did as the Bobbit Worm struck from many areas and ended up unleashing tentacles from it's mouth, each with extra bobbit worm heads that attacked)
 * Stanston: EVERYWHERE I GO, THERE'S F*****G TENTACLES!!!!
 * Sandy: IT'S LOVECRAFT, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?!
 * Stanston: LESS TENTACLES THAN THIS!!!
 * Bluspot: BACK YOU SAVAGE OVERGROWN MUTT!!! (Fought off the tentacle worms)
 * (Deadpool): "To those confused, Worms are like dogs in Spongebob's world."
 * (MSM): WHO DOESN'T KNOW THAT, STUPID?! ALMOST EVERYBODY'S SEEN THE SHOW!!!
 * Patrick: "YEAH, NOT HELPING, DEADPOOL?!"
 * Cleanser was seen preparing a purifived incinerary grenade.
 * Nemo: "(Sees Cleanser making it).... Good call, Cleanser."
 * Sandy: "Is Cleanser making somehthing?"
 * Nemo: "You'll see. It's one of his best tactics against big threats like our unlucky Bobbit Worm friend." (Cleanser threw the grenade as it set the bobbit worm's area ablaze)
 * Patrick: I still question how there can be fire underwater.
 * Sandy: Don't question anything in a cartoon. It's a road you don't want to go down. Just accept this as it is, and let's get moving! (The group ran as the Bobbit Worm was left burning away into nothing).
 * Suction Tuk was seen watching this from a distent platform....
 * Suction Tuk: ".... You seem to be getting better, Cleanser..... But the real fun, has only begun. (Vanishes into magic again)......"
 * Nemo: Ugh. It took us 5 hours, but we finally have a safe location for shelter.
 * Sandy: "Thank goodness, cause my dogs were barking."
 * Mr. Krabs: "I know, cause this place feels like we traveled half-way across the planet non-stop."
 * Boris: "We may as well get camp set up. We'll be here for awhile."
 * Spongebob: "I hope that Swimmings guy is okay."
 * Nemo: "Oh, don't worry. Swimmings was once able to survive in the Dead Sea in his early millaterry days during the Atlantic-Pacific Ocean Wars. He managed to fought off half of an entire army with only a small squad, limited ammo, and a busted knee cap."
 * Reddy: You sure that's not overexaggeration?
 * Nemo: Nope. He actually did it.
 * Patrick: "Wow, that guy's a badass. Glad he's on our side."
 * Deelsa: "Well, I admit, the fact that he's a tough soldier makes dealing with that attatude, almost worth it."
 * Nemo: "Point is, his training would see him through. He came out of much worse situations."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "All the same though, his absince is abit, concerning."
 * Nemo: "Swimmings tends to take his time sometimes. His caution tends to make him take scenic routes to avoid the most patroled areas."
 * Dr. Hermandes: Well it makes us concerned at the same time.
 * Nemo: Guys, I promise you he's okay. We're both roughly the same age and experience. If he wasn't as good as I say he is... He wouldn't have been there to greet these five so overcautiously.
 * Mr. Krabs: That makes sense. You two were in the original team that first encountered Drainthus.
 * Nemo: Indeed. Granted only one casualty occurred and the others were too injured or traumatized beyond average PTSD, but me and Swimmings still had military bones in our bodies. Sure Swimmings became more paranoid and aggressive since, but he was still invaluable.
 * Patrick: Well I don't think it'd be easy to just take him seriously if he's being a jerk. He didn't have a good first impression with us.
 * Nemo: Well even if it's military protocol to restrict trespasser access, he takes such a protocol too seriously. He takes things more excessively seriously than Terrence.
 * Terrence: Yes. I am never this serious. Being serious has it's limits, even for me. And don't get me wrong, what you said about people not wanting to think about something too serious is true, but... Even if you tell Swimmings the same thing, he never learns. Whatever Drainthus did to him, it changed him forever.
 * Nemo: Well, Lovecraftian horror can do that to you. It's all about hopelessness, insignificance, and how tiny and unimportant we are in the grand scheme of things. Outer Gods see us as unimportant because of one simple phrase: nothing lasts forever. One day, everything we know will be gone. The way we lived life doesn't matter. The impact we had doesn't matter. Nothing we ever do in the greater run doesn't matter. All good things eventually come to an end. It's as terrifying as it is depressing.
 * SpongeBob:... I never thought it was possible, but you made the point I made about everything including bubbles having to end scary.
 * Nemo: Well, yes. It's as scary as death. Mortality is all around us. Everything around us dies. That's the only thing Outer Gods see. But they do take it for granted. Universes are their kingdom, and what good is a kingdom without it's inhabitants? Erasers exist to eliminate utopian or dystopian worlds that have gone unchanged for eons.
 * Boris: Well I don't see big deal. Fish are, and I mean no offense, the stupidest creatures on Earth. Why do you think they are in such a low state?
 * Nemo: Boris, can you please not be so cynical? We fish may be the lowest creatures on Earth, but we're not stupid.
 * Patrick: Yeah. Why do you think groups of fish are called schools?
 * Boris:... (Face-palms) O Боже мой!
 * Nemo: Look, we can throw around stereotypes all we want, but it doesn't change the fact that Drainthus and the Main Drain have to be stopped.
 * Sandy: "Also, Boris, don't forget that Drainthus trying to get rid of ocean socity, would include the ocean itself as the Main Drain would suck it all up like, well, a drain. You littersally said awhile back that what Drainthus is trying to do, endangers "Mother" Russia."
 * Boris: "I get that, I was just asking why Drainthus would get so huffy over fish when land socity is better off?"
 * Sandy: "Well I reckon that's because Drainthus has to live in the oceans WITH the "Stupid" Fish. It's not like he can be able to hide anywhere in land, so the oceans offer more privacy cause humans are STILL confused of what goes down in the oceans since land only explored potaintionally HALF of what it has. Thus, Drainthus, likely had ended up having a closer look at ocean socity, and the fact we're even here to stop him, shows he didn't like what he see."
 * Boris: "Well, fair's fair, but, it's odd that Drainthus would want to end this world when land socity is vast improvement."
 * Sandy: "That's the thing with Outer Gods, Boris. They likely seen and known about socities beyond even what the AUU was capable off. They saw socities come and go so many times, that, everything starts to become..... Samey, to them. They likely saw socites no different then the States or even Russia. They likely seen so many socities like ours that, they became apathic to our triumpths and tragities..... Their existence, is potaintionally a miserable one, cause, often, they likely seen everything that can, would, and will ever be possable in everything in the greater Multiverse, or heck, even Multiverses beyond our understanding..... Nothing in any possable reality, seems to surprise them anymore."
 * Boris: "..... Wow..... Deep."
 * Sandy: "Yeah, this series has clearly went beyond the Cronicles Season 1 days of just having adventure-of-the-week formulas and really started to touch philosify alot. Amazes even me, actselly."
 * Boris: "..... Admitingly, American Squirl. That earlier talk, actselly makes me glad to be mortal, and how immortality and godhood, whether outer or in-realm, is truely over-rated. I suppose the least we can do, is appresiate the time we have now, and at least work to try and make any world better then what it has turned out."
 * Sandy: "Couldn't've said it myself...."
 * Leef: "(Pops up with Seaweed Salad) Who wants Seaweed Salad?"
 * Squidward: "Well that effectively quickly toned down a serious mood by asking if anyone wants salad."
 * Jim: "Hey now, it's a welcome quirky moment to ease from the very deep philosify talk."
 * Tim: "Also, you haven't yet LIVED until you tried how Leef makes salad."
 * Deelsa: "Good job avoiding making an innuendo, Tim."
 * Brad: "Thanks, but some of us are meat-eaters, so, we'll just have some of our meatball rations we brought from the base."
 * The Group settled down.
 * Blushot sighed.....
 * Blushot: "(Quietly) I hope your okay, Tucker."
 * Squidward: Are, you, BALLING ME?!? WE SPENT UNTIL 5:00 FINDING SHELTER AND THEN END UP WAKING UP AT EXACTLY NOON?!?
 * Boris: "Hey, to be fair, we went through an exhausting event yesterday. Fighting crafts isn't exactly grunt work."
 * Squidward: "BUT WE WERE INCREDABLY LUCKY DRAINTHUS DIDN'T PULL THE DRAIN YET, THAT WE KNOW OF?!"
 * Nemo: "Luckly, that's likely because he wants to tie up some loose ends first: Us. The fact that we still have water, shows that Drainthus wants us out of the way first before anything."
 * Squidward: "Well we were lucky that getting rid of us was at the top of Drainthus' appearent bucket list, cause otherwise-"
 * ???: "Hey clam up, would ya Octopus? (Swimmings arrived with a large bandage on his face) At least be glad you didn't woke up as a Craft, or not at all."
 * Nemo: "Swimmings, you made it.... But how did you know to find us here?"
 * Swimmings: "Nem, I knew you well enough that you would find an isolated spot in one of these old Outer God temples.... Also, I found a dead Craft infected Bobbit Worm that looked like it was burned alive and kinda knew where to look. Soldier intution lead me here."
 * Sandy: "..... Well, we can't exactly prove nor disprove your claim, cause we're glad you are here at least. But why are you bandaged on the face?"
 * Swimmings: "Blu's mind-controled husband tried to nail me with a Craft Baby. Little sucker gave me some scratches. Nothing serious."
 * Brad: "CRAFT BABY?! (Quickly readies gun) YOU OF ALL PEOPLE KNOW HOW POTENT THOSE FACE-HUGGING MONSTERS ARE?!"
 * Swimmings: "Don't worry, I think that one was a dud, or I would've been just another craft. I'll give ya props for being cautious Jaws, but I'm obviously still normal."
 * Brad: "..... Well, okay, you obviously hadn't turned YET, but, it could be part of some complicated trick from Drainthus!"
 * Cleanser: "Let me see. (Pulls out a scanner looking trinkit and waves it abit around Swimmings)....... Interesting..... If what Swimmings said is true, about the Craft Baby, then, I think he was lucky that he was attacked by a dud, cause, I found no trace of Craft worms."
 * Brad: "That could be Drainthus finally adapting to you, oldster! He could've made a special Craft Baby with Craft Worms that can't be detected."
 * Nemo: "Brad, calm down. It would not help to suddenly turn on each other. For all we know, Drainthus could've intentionally used a dud to try and scare us and use our own knowledge against us."
 * Brad: "..... Well, true enough, but, I say we keep careful, right? We can't exactly predict what Drainthus is or isn't gonna do."
 * Nemo: "Fair enough. Swimmings, you have to be as kept close to us as possable to avoid suspitious behavior."
 * Swimmings: "Heh. Your lucky I had enough alone already and actselly missed being around people that, I'll pardon it. I can at least appresiate that the Jaws boy is using his head for once."
 * Brad: "..... Why is it that even when your phrasing me, I still feel insulted?"
 * Swimmings: "Eh, guess I'm just not good with people. Kinda comes with the terratory of having a dead mother and a deadbeat dad. Believe me, I would've been alot worse if fighting in a war at least allowed me to do something productive. So, are we going after the Drain or what?"
 * SpongeBob: Right. Let's start walking.
 * Patrick: Oh, no, I'm not into the whole 'walking' thing.
 * Squidward:... Again with this?
 * Patrick: Look, we had to walk endlessly for shelter and ended up waking up at noon. We need to be more safe than just walking.
 * Swimmings: Well stop your whining. I brought the tiltrotor.
 * Nemo: Really?
 * Nemo: (The tiltrotor was intact)... Well, good work.
 * Swimmings: HOWEVER, since flying is too much of a risk now, even with the invisibility, we might have to stick to the terrain now.
 * Boris: Way ahead of you. (He presses a button and the tiltrotor transforms into a terrestrial mobile command center)...
 * SpongeBob:... Holy Transformers, Mermaid Man.
 * Squidward: Okay, I was going to accept how much the polar bear can pull out of the ether, but I GOTTA call manatees*** on that.
 * Boris: Comrade Squidward, if you keep bringing up the genius that confuses even myself, we'll be here all day. Just trust me that Space Igloos Company just has impressive tec beyond our time and make peace with it. Now get in.
 * The group got in, as Swimmings reacted briefly to a nasty headache, but manned up and coped with it as he boarded in.
 * The Convoy arrived to Lovecraftian ruins with tentacle statues, giant stalks of kelp, ruined octopus and Craft statues, Roman columns, stone walls, flower tapestries, and more details than before as this played.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Oy, it feels like we got in a Lovecraft Novel."
 * Sandy: "And I thought Darkspawn had creepy architecture."
 * Patrick: "It's actselly worse then this one haunted house I went to!"
 * Nemo: "Don't worry. The ruins should be relitively deserted. The worse you'll worry about here is unpleasent imagery within those walls. I suggest we maintain strong wills."
 * Swimmings still got a nasty headache.
 * Nemo: ".... You okay, Swimmings?"
 * Swimmings: "I'm fine! Just.... Just abit of a headache! That one Lovecraftian Horror from that ambush really got me good! Sometimes even light scratches can give ya some migraines once or twice."
 * Nemo: "Maybe it's best you wait here, in an event something terrorable is happening-"
 * Swimmings: "I still got what it takes, sir!"
 * Nemo: "Good man, toughing it out like a good soldier. Now, let's head in."
 * The group entered the ruins, as far off, this was witnessed by Suction Tuk and some crafts.....
 * Suction Tuk: "..... Now here's the part where things get serious......"
 * The group were seen inside the ruins, of which feels like they're inside a castle beyond mortal imagination.
 * Squidward: "Ya know, I bet if this place was less, ruiny, this place would've been quite a sight."
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Well, personally to me, it still is a sight to behold. Even as ruins, this place weilds so many possable Outer God secrets."
 * Nemo: "Well try to remember that we're here to deal with only one of them: The Main Drain."
 * Terrence: And try to remember that the sight of Outer God murals is a haunting sight. Remember what happened to you and Nemo here last time.
 * Swimmings: I have balls of steel, sponge. Don't tell me how to be a soldier. Now shut up and search the pla-............
 * Nemo: What is it, Swimmi-.........
 * Squidward: What's eating you guys? I- (They saw a skeleton)....... A skeleton? You're scared, of a skeleton? You've surely seen worse.
 * Swimmings: THIS ISN'T JUST A SKELETON, YOU LUMMOX!!!....
 * Brad: "....... Mom......"
 * Squidward: The hell would you know? It could be any poor sap who di- (Saw it's ID) Oh my Neptune it is your mother.
 * Nemo: This is just sad.
 * Brad: "...... What, happened....... I thought, she turned into a Craft......."
 * Cleanser: "She did. It's just that, sometimes the Crafts shed away any semblence of their mortal life, and transformed further into being extentions of the Eraser. And these bones are diffently so."
 * Squidward: "You mean those Craft monsters can become worse?"
 * Swimmings: "What we saw before were abunch of first-stagers. Over long enough periods, they'll basicly become mini versons of the Eraser. So don't be too surprised if you suddenly enounter a large being with an octopus head running around."
 * Brad: "..... (Serious) Drainthus, is going DOWN for this!"
 * Swimmings: I wouldn't waste time in concern for the dead. You've given your mommy enough respects when you heard she died.
 * Brad:...... What the hell, Swimmings?!
 * Swimmings: What? It's true. She wouldn't want you to waste time crying on her bones, and she'd want you to avenge her by sticking to the mission.
 * Nemo: Sadly, he's right. I'm sure your mother is proud you're taking her place, and she doesn't need more respects. We need to go.
 * Brad: "..... Okay, that is a fair point. But I'm still motivated to give Drainthus hell for this."
 * Swimmings: "Then let's not waste time gabbing and get to him."
 * The group moved on, as a silluette of a hyper evolved craftian horror was secretly watching.
 * Nemo: "Keep weary though. Whatever came from what is left of the Jaws Clan Matriarch, is unlikely to be too far away."
 * Brad: "GOOD! If it shows up, I could use some target practice before we would get to Drainthus."
 * Swimmings: "Then expect a fight if it shows up. Second Stage Crafts have a stronger sense of stragity then the first stagers, also more durable, stronger, and can produce Craft Babies."
 * Mr. Krabs: I think I'm gonna be sick.
 * Squidward: "(Resisted an urge to puke).... You're not the only one."
 * Swimmings: Trust me, the many forms of Craft here can make you puke for a whole day.
 * Squidward: "Well maybe it would help our stomichs greatly if we don't talk about that anymore!"
 * Swimmings: Oh, talking about it is the least-effective way. Seeing the bigger and most repulsive ones is where you feel like you chugged a gallon of ipecac.
 * Squidward:... Okay we're changing the subject. NOW! We need to find that thing that's nearby and murder it. And I know some of you would complain about how it distracts from stopping Drainthus, but let's be honest, I know these kind of plotpoints from personal exspearience as a louger where after we find evidence of an intermediate monster problem, that said monster would almost ineditablely come after us because, well, sometimes the plot can be a REAL d*** to us!"
 * Leef: "Well just because it happens alot on your Louger adventures doesn't mean we're suddenly gonna be fighting the creature that came out of Brad's mom-"
 * A loud roar was heard as Craft Babies were crawling everywhere on the colums.
 * Leef: "..... But what do I know? I never gotten to see the Lougers adventures myself!"
 * Clarkson: "Defensive positions!" (They open fire on the Craft Babies and after a grueling fight, they were all down)
 * SpongeBob:... Whew! We did it.... Please tell me we did it. Please tell me the mommy ran away because of how good we are.
 * Brad: Don't be ridiculous. Mom was always stubborn and relentless even before becoming a Craft. (Roaring was heard as tentacles sprouted everywhere) See? It even sounds like her screaming.
 * Clarkson: DEFENSIVE POSITIONS, AGAIN!!!!! (They armed themselves as tentacles surrounded them)
 * Le Barris throws alot of knifes at a tenticle!
 * Sandy was seen wresling a tenticle down!
 * Sandy: "THAT'S HOW WE DO IT IN TEXAS!?"
 * Boris slammed down another Tenticle....
 * Boris: "And THIS is how Mother Russia does it."
 * Sandy: "Okay, let's try not to turn fighting against a Lovecraftian horror into a compitition, Boris."
 * A Tenticle was nearing a backing up Spongebob.
 * Spongebob: "Stand back, I'm warning you, I'm a Sponge! (Slaps the Tenticle)........"
 * Dr. Hemandes: "OH COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT?! LIKE THIS?! (USES AN ACID GUN AGAINST A TENTICLE)"
 * Spongebob: "You're right! I'm gonna need an upgrade! (Spongebob pulls out a tire pumper and pumps air into himself to give himself bigger arms) YEAH?!" (Fights with this new form)
 * Boris: (Roars and brutally tears off many tentacles) You Crafts make me sick....... SICK!!!! (Suddenly all the tentacles regenerate in bursts of slime)
 * Squidward:... Well, as Hiccup would say, Dududu, we're dead.
 * ???: (Ancient language)
 * Brad:... Mom?
 * Sheila: "How did you get your mum from THAT?!"
 * Brad: "It's not that I understood that Craft Talk, it's the voice that got my attention."
 * Sheila:... You're right, dumb question. (The Craftized Brad's Mom came up from the ground as a freaky combination of fish, all forms of cephalopod, crab, worm, and krill, roaring with thousands of tentacle tongues and tentacle stalk eyes coming out of her eye sockets, among many other tentacles coming out of any opening cartoonishly)
 * Squidward:......... (Did this as even Brad's Mom was surprised)
 * Patrick: "Wow, Squidward, the epic puking thing is usually Banzai's thing."
 * Squidward: Pretty sure it's Brian's thing, but whatever.
 * Brad's Mom: (Spoke in ancient language)
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Fasinating. Brad's matricahal parent is speaking in an anichent Outer God languise, or at least a spefific languise for Erasers. Almost reshurch worthy if not for the danger levels."
 * Sheila: "Call me crazy, but, I think she's, trying to speak to us."
 * Cleanser: "I could translate, but, (to Brad) There may be those of you that may not like what is said from her."
 * Mr. Krabs: Lay it on us, Cleanse.
 * Cleanser:... I think she said she blames us, minus his son, for turning into a, quote, 'hentai nightmare from hell', end quote.
 * Patrick: What's 'hentai'?
 * Blushot:... You don't want to know.
 * Patrick: Yes I do, that's why I asked.
 * Reddy: Yeah, listen to Blu, she knows what she's talking about.
 * Nemo: "That much is irrelivent! Why is she blaming us?"
 * Cleanser: "By the extention that she thinks we are working for Miss Sheila Bruce."
 * Sheila: "Me?! Well why would she have it out for-"
 * Squidward: "Great White Clan War, ring any bells?"
 * Sheila: "...... Oh, that."
 * Stanson: "Well, ya see, for context, the Bruce Clan were able to get to the Maindrain room first while the Jaws clan arrived second. Sheila's father was the one who triggered the re-wakeing of Drainthus, albeit, accsidently, because he though a hylogrific button would activate the drain as suppose to basicly wake up Drainthus."
 * Brad: "..... HOW COULD YOUR FATHER BE SO STUPID, SHEILA?!"
 * Sheila: "Well it wasn't like any of our clans realised that the Main Drain WAS CONNECTED TO A CHUTHULU CLONE?!"
 * Deelsa: "Also, Brad, your clan were after the Main Drain as well, they're not excempted from messing with something better off left alone!"
 * Brad: "Well, yeah, be that as it may, but-"
 * Nemo: "Brad, be careful not to take a High Craft's words too seriously. That could risk your mind being poisoned by Craft control."
 * Brad: "I get that, but, that thing's still partically my mom, and-"
 * Stanson: "Make no mistake, kid. That Craft only has traits of your mother. It's not exactly your mom anymore. We did just found her skeleton early before. It is trying to use her memories for an advantage."
 * Brad's Mom: "(Angry rant in ancient languise)."
 * Cleanser: "I do not believe it cared for that opinion and accused you of turning Brad against it."
 * Stanson: "Brad, trust me. It is only mimicing how your mom would behave if she was still alive. It basicly stolen her soul from the real deal."
 * Brad: Well it's not like you can prove otherwise. We don't know if-
 * Nemo: It's true. It's happened once too many times. The offspring of any victim have been ruined by their Craftized parents, all out of familial manipulation. You mustn't listen.
 * The creature once Brad's Mom started to throw a fit as Craft Babies began to form out of the creature's skin.
 * Squidward: OH DEAR NEPTUNE!!!
 * Sandy: (Vomits filling her helmet with it before flushing it out)... (Saw it again and vomit-filled her helmet again)
 * Cockcroft: OH, GROSS!!!!
 * Nemo: "..... Also consider that the thing will basicly kill the rest of us if you let it hold it back, and that it is being, disturbing to look at. Say if your mother is somehow still existent here...... Do you really think she would want to remain like this?"
 * Brad:... No. But it's not like there's an easy way to bring her back.
 * Nemo: Look, just don't listen to it. It's not your mother. It's all that's left of her turned into a monster.
 * Brad: (As Brad's Mom roared in her voice)... I....... I can't shake the horror of it. This, THING, used to be my mother. And now it's trying to either control me or reach out to me through whatever unlikely remnants are left inside.
 * SpongeBob: (As they fought more Craft Babies) THAT'S WHAT IT WANTS!!!!
 * Sandy: "Try, to look at it like this, Brad! If that thing still had what made your ma, your ma, would she try to randomly kill us and make you doubt yourself?"
 * Brad:............ No... No, she wouldn't! (Suddenly turns brave)
 * The Creature was surprised by Brad's sudden bravery!
 * Brad: "Mom, even if on the off chance any bit of you is left, I promise you, (Brings out his gun) This will be over quickly, and, as painlessly as I can try! (She slapped the gun away and roars in his face)... If I am allowed to be honest here, I have to make peace that your not exactly my mother anymore.... Hell, dare I say: You're NOT my mom! You're just a shell of what she used to be. So don't expect me to do as you say- (She roared again as he just tied up her tongue tentacles around her mouth cartoonishly) DON'T YOU 'ROOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR' ME, YOU GIANT BITCH!!!! I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOU!!! YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!!!... (She then tried to attack the others as he just stabbed her with a bayonet) GET YOUR TENTACLED BUTTHOLE OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!! (She ended up running away).....
 * Mr. Krabs:... Neptune's trousers!
 * Brad: "..... As much as it felt good to not be afraid of what my parents had become, I am confused on how quickly that thing retreated.... Maybe, there is hope..... Or just as much, it just retreated to the shadows to heal. Either way, this is something I need to deal with now. The rest of you, go after the Main Drain. I have, mother issues to deal with. (Leaves)...."
 * Sheila: "....... Brad..... (Brad stopped)...... I'm coming with you. You might need some help with her."
 * Brad: "I appresiate the offer Sheila, but, this is my business. Besides, she'll end up attacking you based on the fact your a Bruce, and let's remember our clan's war."
 * Sheila: "I know.... But a Bruce never backs down from a fight..... Besides, you don't have to face her alone."
 * Brad gave a respectful nod, and allowed Sheila to come.....
 * Swimmings: "..... Your gonna let them do this, Nem?"
 * Nemo: "..... We have to understand that it is their respective clans' dirty laundry. They have an honor to redeem.... Also.... Brad needs this. He needs to free whatever mortal soul his mother has left, from the tainted shell Drainthus created."
 * Stanson: "..... (Stern) Then let's be sure we kick Drainthus' ass extra hard for Brad."
 * The Group carried on.....
 * Suction Tuk and other Crafts were secretly watching......
 * Suction Tuk: "...... We may have to now bring out...... The Big One, now......"
 * The Group arrived.....
 * Swimmings: "..... This looks like we found how Drainthus tests his monsters."
 * Spongebob: "What makes you say that?"
 * Swimmings: "The smell of unholy decay, bones of failed attempts, dried bloodstains, weapons adored the walls, take your pick."
 * Squidward: "Please, I already did an epic puke as it is, don't provoke another."
 * Swimmings: Bitch, you're going to be doing a lot of puking on this adventure because there's so many puke-worthy things coming up. Your stomach better be made of iron, d***-nose.
 * Squidward: DIRTY LITTLE-
 * A haunting whale moan was heard, as large stomps were heard, as the group were surprised of the arrival of a titan level Sperm Whale covered in a beard of tenticles.....
 * Sandy: "Holy Moby Dick!"
 * Sperm Whale: "Hmmmmm...... That name, has lost all meaning to me....."
 * Sandy: "(Surprised face)..... You mean, you're actselly-"
 * Sperm Whale: "In a way..... But not anymore..... My anichent battle with the Human Ahab, proved costly...... I, was on the brink of death..... But then, Drainthus, revived me, in return that I serve as guardian for his temple. Moby Dick, is now but a lost name...... I go by the name of the Erasers, Titanothu. Drainthus' direct deciple, and the strongest of the, "Crafts", as you crudely named us, and Vanguard for his army that'll re-purify the oceans of their growing tainted stupidity and corruption."
 * Sandy: "By basicly draining them?"
 * Titanthu: "Drainthus will aim re-introduse water, once all old life has perish, so there would be room for new life, as is decreed by the Eraser way."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Good grief, what is wrong with this guy!?"
 * Cleanser: "The mighty whale has succombed to the complete direct enfluence of Drainthus. Now, he is but an extention to the strentgh of an Eraser. He has became Eraser-Kin, the deciples of Erasers."
 * Swimmings: "And you know Drainthus has REALLY started to take us seriously if he got HIM involved."
 * Titanthu: "Indeed. You proved decent enough challnages against the creations of your world's eraser, but now, I, will be your challnage. (Brings out a giant hammer with the hammer top being Ahab's Ship) And I bare no confidence that you'll survive me."
 * Mr. Krabs: "We ain't no strangers to fighting giants, pal! Ya know what they say, the bigger they are, the harder they fall."
 * Titanthu: "(Chuckles bemused), But never, have you met a giant, like me. (Charges up the hammer to cause Ahab's Ship to burn aflame of Lovecraftian Green Fire and summons an army of skeletal whales) Feel the pain and fury of a thoundson victims of the Whaling Industry, of both the past, and modern! (Causes the Skeletal Whales to attack!)"
 * Boris: "Well, we just got into a real WHALE of a fight!"
 * Dr. Hermandes: "NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR PUNS, BORIS?!"
 * Amarillo: AND EVEN SO, THAT PUN SUCKED!!!
 * Boris: OH WHAT'D YOU EXPECT, MOST PUNS SUCK!!!
 * Nemo: "Scatter and take cover!" (They did that as Titanthu swung his mallet at them and proved bullet-proof and blade-proof)
 * Titanthu: I wasn't the most infamous whale for nothing.
 * Squidward: NO KIDDING, NO NEED TO BE A MOBY D*** ABOUT IT!!
 * Amarillo:... Oh my Neptune, THAT was actually a better pun.
 * Boris: O, давай!!
 * Titanthu: "Prepare to pay for those words, mortal! (Points the Skeletal Whales to charge at Squidward's direction)"
 * Squidward screamed as he ran from the skeletal whales!
 * Nemo: ("At least that drives the whale skeletons away from us.")
 * Titanthu: You know my echolocation has evolved to telepathy now, right? ON SECOND THOUGHT, IGNORE THE POTTYMOUTH!! DRAW AND QUARTER THEM!! (The whale skeletons resumed fighting them)
 * Nemo: DAMN YOU, LOVECRAFT!!!!!
 * Sandy: "Everyone follow me! We'll have to improvise on how we're gonna deal with these boneyard baddies!"
 * Titanthu: Good luck. (They followed and they end up splitting up and using the environment to stop them)...... Good, but not good enough. Their bodies will reform soon.
 * Sandy: Yes, and that's why we'll bring you down before they do.
 * Titanthu: "My name is "Titanthu" for a reason. In Eraser speak, it references my Titanic size. You all are assentually a collection of bugs in my perspective. What hope do you have to fight someone of my titanic girth?"
 * Sandy:... The same advantage flies do against us. We're too small to tackle.
 * Titanthu: "Tch. I'll hit you eventually. (They kept dodging him in the same speed of a fly) Ugh, I never thought there would be something that would annoy more then flies!"
 * Sandy: Aren't they WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too small for you, or was that an unspecific metaphor?
 * Swimmings: No, he's talking about whale flies, a rare species of fly that can breath underwater and eat off of whale carcasses, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?!
 * Sandy: "Gees, Swimmings, no need to be a grouch about it."
 * Titanthu: STOP IGNORING ME!!! (Smashes the ground shaking it and the heroes off their footing as he stretched out his tentacles)
 * Patrick: HIS BEARD WILL DESTROY US AAAAAALL!!!!!
 * Sandy: "Not if I have a say in that! (Grabs one of the improaching tenticles, to Titanthu's surprise, as Sandy began to streach it out, to Titanthu's discomfert, as Cleanser tossed another purifying incinerary grenade, of which she tied it into the tenticle) Okay, Titanthu, let's see ya block this! (Slingshots the tied tenticle right back into Titanthu's face, which burned his face!)"
 * Titanthu: "AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH?! CLEANSING FIRES DESIGNED TO RID ERASER ENGERY AND KILL ERASER-KIN?! THE CHEAPEST OF MORTAL TRICKS?!"
 * Squidward: You know you could've used those fires more often.
 * Cleanser: Yes, but I have limits to this fire. These pureness incinary grenades are not infinate, you know.
 * Squidward: ".... Okay, I'll give you that."
 * Titanthu: "GOOD TO KNOW THAT YOU DO NOT POCESS A STEADY SUPPLY?! THEN I AM GIVEN REASON TO NOT BACK DOWN, AND FORCE AN EXHAUSTION OF THOSE WEAPONS, EVEN AT THE COST OF MY OWN LIFE?!"
 * Cleanser:... Thanks a lot, Squidward.
 * Squidward: (Sarcastically) Oh, you're very welcome, whalehole!
 * Titanthu: AGH, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE, YOU SICKO!!!! (He attacks as Cleanser just tossed another incendiary grenade) AHHHGH!!!!
 * Nemo: "Okay everyone, we need to find a way to defeat Titanthu before Cleanser is made to use up all of his Purity Incineray Grenades!"
 * Squidward: I'm sure he can pull as many as he wants out of his butt, so we should have plenty of time.
 * Swimmings: "HE ONLY HAS UP TO 10, YOU IDIOTIC MEDOCURE CLARENTNET PLAYER?!"
 * Squidward: "........ Medocure?"
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh come off it, Squidward, you've heard worse.
 * Sandy: "So we need to figure something out."
 * Patrick: Well we can try the original non-SAF Hercules, tie the big guy up by the legs and knock him down.... I can't remember, how'd the Lodge beat the Cyclops again?
 * SpongeBob: MegaMax.
 * Patrick: Oh yeah.
 * Squidward: And we accidentally got Meg injured and FORGOT to get her to an infirmary. Soooo, Meg briefly dying was technically our fault.
 * SpongeBob: Among a few other screw-ups like Max's lame hiding place for the Map of Merlin, and don't even make me mention Shifu's semi-uncharacteristic frustration with Fidget.
 * Nemo: Focus! We have a plan, so let's get on with it.
 * Squidward: "But what do we use to tie him with?"
 * Nemo: It's all over his chin. (They noticed Titanthu's tentacles)...
 * Squidward:... Oh. Well duh.
 * Sandy: "Okay gang, let's do this right." (They got him to tie himself up with his tentacles)
 * SpongeBob: TIIIMBEEEEEER!!!!!
 * Titanthu screams as he falls down, the force of impact being enough that he broke through the arena floor and fell down into a long series of temple levels.
 * Leef:...... What kind of drugs the guys that built this place were on to make THAT?!
 * Squidward: I don't know and I don't want to know.
 * Nemo: "That's Outer God arcitecture for you. They are not bound by limits of our worlds."
 * SpongeBob: So... Do we actually have to go down there? Who knows how deep that i- (An impact was heard along with a scream from Titanthu below)...... I stand answered.
 * Gladys: Well, we're essentially parachutes.
 * Glen: Yeah, we can get you guys down there.
 * Spongebob: "But what about Brad and Sheila?"
 * Boris: "Don't worry. They will catch up with special trackers of my design when they are don with personal business."
 * SpongeBob: Well.... (Takes cartoonishly deep breath)... Let's do this. (They hung onto Glen and Gladys in two groups comically)
 * The large unmoving body of Titanthu was seen flowing on a small ocean of green lidquid, as the group land on him......
 * Spongebob: ".... I'm, confused guys. Why isn't he moving?"
 * Cleanser: "I'm afraid, I know why. (Points to two blind Craft creatures pushing in piles and piles of previously defeated and killed dead crafts into the green lidquid, as the dead crafts get absolved into mush and are collected by Craftifived Hagfishes that collect the mush to feed to a giant blobfish craft that eats the mush to form disgusting cocoons on it's body of the previously killed crafts)..... A rebirther. Basicly, a recycle plant for defeated Crafts."
 * Spongebob: "(Holds that vomet, only for that to come out of his holes instead)!"
 * Squidward: "OH WHY DO THESE THINGS HAVE TO BE SO DISGUSTING?!"
 * Boris: "As if Lovecraftians are suppose to be cute and wholesome?"
 * The group saw that Titanthu's body was being dragged torwords the rebirther by the Craft Hagfish.
 * Swimming: "The Craft-Hags are dragging Titanthu's body to the Rebirther to rebirth Titanthu!"
 * Nemo: "And potainionally, us along with it."
 * Patrick: "And what happens if the Rebirther eats us?"
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Basicly, either we get automaticly turned into Crafts, or turn into a fuzed abomination.... Either way, it's gonna SUCK if that fat boy eats us!"
 * Sandy: "Then we need to blow this gross fest asap!"
 * Swimmings: "We are surrounded by the Rebirther's ever secreeting pre-digesting juices that'll turn us into mush and Craft Hags that'll drag us into the juices and keep us from escaping! Generally, we might be in one hell of a pickle!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Is it possable to use a boat to sail on this stuff?"
 * Swimmings: "This is assentually stomich acid, so no, a boat's not getting us out of here."
 * Sandy: "Then we better hope Cleanser is ready to use more of those holy incinerary grenades."
 * Swimmings: Well, it'd have to be roughly the megaton force of a nuke.
 * Cleanser: Oh, that, I've been saving for such an event like this. I've been contemplating the existence of a Rebirther, and that's why I built a Cleanser Fire Nuke.
 * Sandy:... Is it-
 * Cleanser: No, it's not radioactive. It's just using an extra doseage of Lovecraftian-eliminating purity fire to amplify it's blast radius a hundred fold. It can take out this rebirther in an instant.... Buuut, there's a matter of putting it in the beast's heart.
 * Squidward: "YOU MEAN WE BASICLY HAVE TO GO INSIDE THAT DISGUSTING BLOB FISH?!"
 * Cleanser: "Well it's not like just trying to blow it up on the outside would do much. Rebirthers are, abit durable."
 * Squidward: "BUT HOW CAN WE EVEN GET TO THE HEART WITHOUT ENDING UP IN IT'S STOMICH FIRST?! You heard the hermit crab, we might sooner become Crafts or worse if we go in there!"
 * Sandy: "Well DUH, we'll just get off of Titanthu before he goes down in the esgothagus.
 * Gladys: But, we may also have to worry about it's... Antibody Craft.
 * Squidward: "Oh, don't tell me, are those like, Lovecraftian White Blood Cells?"
 * Nemo: That, if it was made by Stephen King.
 * Squidward:....... I feel you should be more specific...
 * Swimmings: "You'll see soon enough. Right now, we're about to enter a real tunnel of a mouth!"
 * It was seen that the body of Titanthus was heading torwords the opening maw of the Rebirther. Before the Titanthus body would be pushed down the throat, the group managed to get on the throat wall as the once proud Eraser-Kin slides down in shame.....
 * Swimmings: "Okay, now we just need to follow the right blood vessels and we can get to the heart from there."
 * Squidward:..... Oh please tell me from here on out it's gonna be easy now. I deserve SOMETHING today.
 * Cleanser: Sorry, but Crafts NEVER play easy. The heart is also the 'bedroom' of the Antibody Craft, of which these Blindcrafts, the creatures throwing the bodies of fallen crafts into the Rebirther's acid, and these Craft-Hags, are mindless slaves. The Craft that organizes a Rebirther. It's capable of warping your mind by hypnotizing you with it's dead lights.
 * Squidward:... Dead lights? Oh don't gunking tell me...
 * This music played as a giant Craft similar to Spider Pennywise, but has the mouth of a Langolier, the legs and mouth tentacles of the Behemoths of The Mist, crab-like arms of the Gray Widowers, countless other tentacles on it's back which managed the hive, and octopus eyes, and was actually stop-motion like the Abominable Snow Mollusk of Frozen Face Off was seen.
 * Squidward:... Stephen King, eat your heart out, because looks like Lovecraft was WAY ahead of you.
 * Cleanser: That, my friends, is the Antibody Craft.
 * Patrick: Neptune, it's ugly.
 * Squidward: Yeah. And with those tentacles that we're sure can see and hear everything, how are we going to take it out?
 * Cleanser: Well I'm just focused on how to keep the Cleanser Nuke safe until it's ready to detonate.
 * Nemo: We just need to divert Stephen King's cancelled project over there.
 * Boris: "Well, anyone good at being extremely distracting?"
 * Reddy: Not sure who can distract this beast without getting the tiniest bit screwed.
 * Patrick breaths in, and out.....
 * Patrick: "Spongebob, (Brings up a can of beer from nowhere) Hold, my beer. (Spongebob does that)......"
 * SpongeBob:... Since when did you start drinking- (Patrick starts making stupid sounds and runs off, getting the Antibody Craft's attention and annoying it enough that it's distracted by Patrick's stupidity as it charged after him)
 * Sandy: ".... Well..... The one time I kinda don't mind Patrick didn't have anywhere else to be stupid."
 * SpongeBob: Seriously, when did Patrick start drinking?
 * Mr. Krabs: "Actselly, Spongebob, I think the beer is just a prop for a gag."
 * SpongeBob: Well he still needed to be specific about it.
 * Cleanser: Well it doesn't matter, he got the Antibody away from us. Now we can plant the nuke. (Places it in an organic heart-like chamber and sets it to 10 minutes) 10 minutes. We need to get out before then. This explosion will be a big one.
 * Patrick was seen giving the Antibody Craft a big run-around as it was over a large pit that leads to the stomich.
 * Patrick: "And now, (Brings out a Banana) Lunch! (Eats the Banana and tosses the peel away, of which the Antibody Craft ends up slipping on it and falls right into the Stomich pit screeching)...... That was a good banana. (Realises the Anitbody Craft was gone)..... Huh. Must've gotten bored. Oh well. Back to the gang."
 * Swimmings: "AND YOUR POSITIVE THE ANTIBODY CRAFT WAS GONE AFTER YOU TOSSED THAT PEEL?!"
 * Patrick: "Yes....."
 * Boris: ".... (Quietly) Did that Pink Imbacile just defeated an Antibody Craft, with fruit leftovers?"
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) That's Patrick for ya. His greatest strentgh next to musle, is sheer stupidity."
 * Swimmings: HOW DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SE-... (Sighs) Don't question it, don't QUESTION it!!! Let's just get the gunk out of here before it explodes.
 * The Group made a run for it!
 * Leef: "Not meaning to make things more worrying, but, how much time is left on your bomb, Cleanser?"
 * Cleanser: 5 minutes.
 * Leef: "..... Sorry I asked."
 * Nemo: "Then all the more reason to make haste!"
 * The Group ran even faster now.
 * Glen: (Crafts burst from green goo cocoons and chased them) WE GOT COMPANY!
 * Lander: WE NOTICED!!! (The Crafts surrounded them before they reached the exit)
 * Nemo: Crap!
 * Squidward: Ugh, I need to see a doctor about my stomach after this. These things are disgusting to the naked eye.
 * Patrick: Eyes aren't naked. They are in our eyelids.
 * Squidward: This is no time for banter!!!
 * Swimmings: "Out of the way, you freaks?! (Grabs an unhatched cocoon and tosses it as the Crafts, bowling them over!) GO GO GO?! (The group managed to escape through the opening before it could be closed!)"
 * The group made it to the mouth.
 * Dr. Hermandes: "Well, we made it to the mouth, but we're basicly stranded here since outside is a small oceon of pre-digesting acid."
 * Cleanser: "No problem. The only craft that can handle the acid is every part of the Rebirther itself since it is producing it. We shall have a makeshift boat. (Pulls out a purifived knife).... Kindly look away, I am about to do something, unpleasent to the beast's tongue."
 * The group did exactly that as cutting was heard, which symoustaniously opeaned the mouth of a now moaning in pain Rebirther!
 * Rebirthed Crafts were seen climbing from the throat, some of them ended up falling down back to the stomich pit due to throat activity.
 * Cleanser: "(Shakes off tainted black blood)..... Okay, our makeshift boat's ready! Now we must get off!"
 * Sandy: "I got ya covered! (Sandy ran to the end of the now chopped off tongue and began pushing it off, as some Rebirthed Crafts were seen climbing onto the exit of the throat.)"
 * Boris: "I have your surpressing cover, American Squirl! (Brings out his Gattling Gun and started to fire down Rebirthed Crafts back down the hole they tried to climb from!)"
 * Sandy was able to push the tongue completely off as she got back on as the tongue escaped the still moaning Rebirther's mouth!
 * Leef: "How much time now?"
 * Cleanser: Three in a half minutes.
 * Leef: "Wow, we made good timing, I kinda thought this was gonna be like one of those final seconds escapes."
 * Cleanser: Indeed..... Unless some of the corrosive acid in the heart melted some parts of the bomb's triggers, in which case- (The bomb exploded and killed the Rebirther as everyone on the tonbue was launched in the air comically and screaming) WHY'D I OPEN MY BIG MOOOOOOOUTH?!?
 * A door with a sign that read "Stairs to the Main Drain" was seen as the Tongue crashed through the door and the group thumbled and crashed about......
 * Squidward: "...... Ow....."
 * Nemo: "(Radio acts up, Nemo answers it) Hello?"
 * Brad's voice: "Everyone...... The deed has been done. Sheila and I are rejoining you. Are you at the Main Drain yet?"
 * Nemo saw the piece of the door that kept the sign intact.....
 * Nemo: "..... We, are just about there."
 * Sandy: Well that was fast. Thank Neptune.
 * King Neptune: (From the clouds) You're welcome.
 * The group proceeded to climb up the stairs.
 * Suction Tuk was seen standing before a lovecraftian alter before the Main Drain Room, as the group made it up the stairs and Brad and Sheila rejoining from another door......
 * Suction Tuk: "...... You people have become more trouble then what was intended...... (Grabs a katana from the alter and removes the casing)...... It will take another set of years, to create another Rebirther and to restore the numbers taken today."
 * Blushot: "...... Tucker........"
 * Cleanser: "....... Nemo, take Swimmings and the Lougers to go without us..... We'll tend with Tucker from here."
 * Nemo: "Very well."
 * Nemo, Swimmings, and the Lougers went on without the group.
 * Suction Tuk: "All you did was send them to be contended with by Drainthus. That, is no less of a painful fate, then what I would offer. Now, Cleanser..... Ready yourself to combat. (Enters combative stance.)."
 * Cleanser: "If I must, Tucker. (Does Martial Arts pose)."
 * Suction Tuk: "THAT'S SUCTION TUK TO YOU?! (Suction Tuk charges as the two started to fight!)"
 * SpongeBob: We're almost there, guys!!
 * Swimmings: (Felt pain)...... Guys? What will happen if we go inside? What if Drainthus is waiting in there for us?
 * Mr. Krabs: At this point, it's a risk we're willing to take. We can't let this abomination rapture our homes. Those with weak stomachs better suck em in, because it's going to be disturbingly rough.
 * Swimmings: (Tried hiding his painful feelings) Well I for one changed my mind. This stress is getting to me. Like something is literally inside me.
 * Nemo: If stress was a monster, it'd definitely do something like that.
 * Swimmings: Guys, I'm serious. We might end up like Nemo and myself if we go in there.
 * SpongeBob: Look, I don't care what crazy stuff could be in there, the Lodgers don't back down, not when we've come this far.
 * Swimmings: YEESH, AND I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T BE ANY STUPIDER, DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?! (Everyone paused)
 * Nemo:...... Neptune, Swimmings, what's your problem?
 * Squidward: I think being here last time gave him PTSD. Maybe we should keep him out of the way until we get the job done.
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye. He deserves a good retirement after this- (Swimmings, in extreme pain, briefly gained Craft eyes and attacked them) JUMPING GERANAMO?!
 * Nemo: DYAH, WHAT THE HELL, SWIMMINGS, HAVE YOU GONE MAD?! (Swimmings pushed everyone off him and armed up his rifle keeping them away) STEVEN, I'M NOT GOING FIGHT- (He was kicked in the stomach) GYANK!!! UGH, OKAY, FINE!!! (The two fought as he was defeated and pinned while Swimmings held the group back with spontaneous new gun arms, surprising everyone along with his new Craft eyes)
 * Swimmings: You're not taking another STEP in that room! (He transformed while this music played)
 * The Heroes and Nemo look in utter shock and horror at what became of Swimmings, a Lovecraftianised horror!
 * Nemo: "..... Swimmings, you poor barnicle head. You were too weak too resist Drainthus' temptations.... Now.... You're part of him."
 * "Swimmings": "The mortal you knew him as, is gone?! I, am the voice of Drainthus!"
 * Squidward: "Is this gonna be like a "Mouth of Sauron" sort've deal?"
 * "Swimmings" blasted Squidward with Lovecraftian fire as he screamed!
 * Squidward was cartoonishly charred.....
 * Squidward: ".... Ow."
 * "Swimmings": "I speak for the great Drainthus! And he shall be allowed to remake the world in his image, and make his followers gods of the new world?! The old shall end to bring forth the new Age of Drainthus?!"
 * Sandy: "Sorry, but your new world order would bring terrorable things for the land! This would be an ecological dishastor for humans and animals alike! Even Texas would struggle from this! And I ain't having that!"
 * "Swimmings": "This can neither be helped nor be meant to be malicious to Land Socity. It cannot be help if all socities would be lost in order for a cleaner slate to occure."
 * Nemo: "Ugh, poor basturd, you already started talking like an Outer God as well. You had indeed became Drainthus' voice. Well, then I have no choice. You once said that you would sooner rather die then ever becoming a craft, and I will help you see through that!"
 * "Swimmings": "As I said, the mortal you named "Swimmings" is gone! There is only, SWAMTHU?! (Tosses Nemo right at the group with a bowling pin strike sound!)...."
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Swamthu? Really? THAT'S what your going it? I don't think I can ever understand Lovecraftian naming conventions!"
 * Sandy: That's kinda the point of Lovectaftian mystery. The anonymity is what's scary 'bout it.
 * Swamthu: "Beware, (Gunhand turns into a Grenade Laungher hand) My power!"
 * SpongeBob: INCOMING!!! (Grenades were launched at them as they dodged and Squidward screamed next to one)
 * Sandy: DON'T JUST SCREAM AT IT!!! (Throws the grenade back at Swamthu as he took the explosion)
 * Swamthu: ".... Perhaps it's time for a bigger punch. (Hands turn into RPG hands)."
 * Squidward: "ROCKET LAUNGHERS?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: Looks more like an RPG.
 * Squidward: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!
 * Mr. Krabs: I'm pretty sure there's a slight difference between a missile and a rocket-propelled grenade- (The two were blasted and knocked comically into columns)
 * Squidward:... Well the universe might hate me, but it still lets me live.
 * Swamthu: This world needs this. It's too stupid to live. Your hometown DID go to anarchy two years ago over a stupid piece of food. It MUST be put out of it's misery.
 * SpongeBob: HOW DARE YOU BLASPHEME KRABBY PATTIES?!
 * Swamthu: My point EXACTLY. Your world kills itself for the most pointless of reasons. It shouldn't exist. I am going to make it all right once the Main Drain is ready.
 * Spongebob: "..... Swam, I myself and others were already gonna stop this out of the obligation to stop an Outer God driven cataclysum from occuring because of ocean socities not being perfect, but now?..... You made it personal for bad-mouthing Krabby Patties. Growing cynical to mortal creations aside, that was a line that was crossed too hard! It's time to roll out some Outer-God justice!"
 * Swamthu: "(Chuckles), Oh, did I touch a nerve?"
 * Nemo: SpongeBob, don't, it's a trick!!! It's not worth dying over a popular food product! That's what the Outer Gods wanted in the first- (SpongeBob attacked with his spatula only to be blasted into mini SpongeBobs by Swam's RPG and reform themselves)... Ugh!
 * Swamthu: THIS is why mortals are insignificant. You value possessions over all else. Even if it's comical, it's still pointless. You're willing to attack anyone who insults your precious 'Krabby Patties' no matter how powerful they are. This is why your world must be destroyed.
 * Squidward: Way to prove the Outer Gods right, moron!
 * Sandy: Yeah, way to go, SpongeBob!
 * Spongebob: "..... Well, ya know what Swamthu? Do you and Drainthus really have any right to judge Krabby Patties, WHEN YOU NEVER TASTED ONE?!"
 * Swamthu: "I-....... Well, do I really need to when it's clearly no different from other burgers or burger-like products?"
 * Nemo: ".... (Quietly) That, clever, Sponge."
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) What?"
 * Nemo: "(Quietly) He's playing Swamthu at his own outer god game and pointing out the flaw of distasting Krabby Patties."
 * SpongeBob: It's not bad when you try it. Even a grump like Squidward can't resist it. (Throws a Krabby Patty in his face)
 * Mr. Krabs: HEY, YOU GOTTA PAY FOR THAT-
 * All Except SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: SHUT UP!!!
 * Swamthu:... I see why everyone loves it, but I've tasted better. (SpongeBob was shocked by that) Did you think that your precious burger was the tastiest food in the multiverse? Not only have I tasted better from other dimensions... BUT OUTER GODS AND THEIR CREATIONS DON'T EAT!!!!!!
 * SpongeBob:... Tartar sauce! (He was smacked into a statue).... I, I can't believe a Krabby Patty didn't worked.
 * Sandy: "It was a good try though, Spongebob."
 * Nemo: "Good effort indeed, but even the best of foods of any world in our universe could never cure the cynicalness of Outer Gods, nor that of other dimentions. Outer Gods have dealt with countless dimensions with presumably better food. What did you think that was going to do?"
 * SpongeBob: In my defense, we hardly deal with other dimensions outside of the AUU, or some minor dimentions that're nothing to write home about like alternate timelines.
 * (Deadpool): "Keep in mind that these events are before the Lord Millipede episode, so-"
 * Scroopfan: "NO NEED TO REMIND THEM, DEAD-OBVIOUS-POOL?!"
 * (French Narrator): (Kicked Deadpool out of the frame) You're welcome.
 * Swamthu: You see how fruitless your easy attempts are? This is to judge this world's worth to stay alive. As we speak, Drainthus is almost at his property. Mortals can NEVER win against the power of an Outer God.
 * Nemo: Oh, I can actually think of several ways. In fact, all we need to do to defeat you is to free Swimmings from the parasite inside of you.
 * Squidward: And how are we supposed to do THAT? Isn't becoming a Craft suppose to be periment?
 * Nemo: "Well, enough time needs to pass before that can be so. Nemo only became so recently, where as too much time has passed for those like Brad's mother for a cure other then the sweet release of death to ever work."
 * Squidward: ".... Okay, I know lovecraftians are SUPPOSE to be confusing as all hell, but, THAT MAKES THIS EVEN MORE CONFUSINGLY COMPLICATED THEN ALREADY?!"
 * Nemo: Well, the one thing that's scarier is what that does to your mind like the same woozy feeling you get thinking about your own existence. Just don't think about it.
 * Swamthu: "Ya know, I feel like I'm being ignored here. And believe me, no Outer God LIKES TO BE IGNORED?!"
 * Nemo: UH, THAT WAS JUST A BRIEF MOMEMT!!! Neptune, you're still just as stubborn as Swimmings. So, anyone have any bright ideas how to get the parasite out?
 * Sandy: Well your crew ain't here, so no Boris randomly pulling out an amazing Outer God Parasite Repellent, or Jim and Tim going inside to blast it out, or Cleanser shoving a purifiver fire grenade up his throat.
 * Nemo: "Worry not. Hermandes has always been exspearimenting with a preventive cure tonic with whatever dead craft he manages to collect. He said his tonic would be able to cure recent-Craftigived beings when perfected."
 * Squidward: But he's not here!
 * Nemo: Who said we needed him to be here? (Takes out the tonic in a small tranquilizer dart)
 * Swamthu: "I am INSULTED that you think a mortal-tonic will have any effect on-"
 * Nemo: (Fires it as he slowly got sick and vomited the parasite)
 * Everyone except Patrick: Ewww.
 * Patrick: Mazel tov!
 * Sandy: Patrick, do you even know what that means?
 * Patrick: "..... A, Jewish word for "Horray"?"
 * Swimmings returned from his Swamthu form, but was noticingly weaker.
 * Parasite: "AGH?! HOW?! HOW DID I GOT THROWN OUT?! MY PRESENCE IN HIM WAS AS ABSOLUTE AS VERSE SCRAPPERS ON A FAILED MULTIVERSE?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Verse Scrappers?"
 * Nemo: "You, don't wanna know. It's better you forget about it referencing them."
 * Parasite: "Just for that, you pesty mortals! I shall make a new host out of one of you! BEWARE MY POWER- (Squidward just stepped on him)"
 * Squidward:... Do you Outer Gods EVER shut up?
 * Patrick: "WAIT! Are we sure that thing's dead?"
 * Squidward: "Hold up, let me check. (Lifts the foot up to reveil immeasureably disgusting goop) EWWWWWWWW, LOVECRAFTAIN GOOP?! (Scrapes the stuff off) Ironicly, it's not entirely the most disgusting thing I seen recently."
 * Swimmings was seen unconjustus......
 * Nemo: "..... Poor Swimmings may be out of commission for awhile. I need to get him to safety. It's gonna have to be up to you five Lougers now."
 * Spongebob: "You sure?"
 * Nemo: "Trust me, it won't be safe for Swimmings to be here. Not after how we know he is vulerable to Drainthus' tricks. Not to mention that Swimmings will hate himself for what happen. He was all about not being easy for Drainthus to control, and yet what we went through just happened. So, before you go, here's a hint for you to beat Drainthus......"
 * SpongeBob: (They found the Main Drain just as it appeared before)...... There it is.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well we need to remember that low-life Drainthus is nearby.
 * ???: "More, then you realise. (A dark figure was silently stalking them in the shadows). So, it all comes down to this. You came here with an army, but now, thanks to my careful planning, it is left to five indeviduals: A childish sea sponge, an idiot echinoderm, a mollisk disappointingly lackluster in things his spieces were MASTERS in, a greedy crustation, and a member of land socity. I'd be disappointed, if I was unaware of your almost fitting pedigree as members of a now famous hero group. Though all the same, you are crippled from them as well, due to the fact that I am desigated to be an Eraser of your world, not any of theirs. And now, with even the time traveler dolphin not being much help anymore, and with your contemporary allies busy with their own issues, I now only have to contend, with you five."
 * Sandy: "Well don't count on us being as easily played like yer other victims! Nemo told us enough about how you Outer God folk work!"
 * ???: "True. But knowledge can only be so powerful, if it is held back by base desires that always trumps your ability to think. I am not limited to silver tongued words and infecting you into crafts to turn flawed mortals into my will. I can also, turn your own worse memories, against you."
 * Spongebob: "Pff! We're not scared! (Suddenly, familier hands grab Spongebob and nearly choked him, as it was reveiled to be noneother then the Tattletale Stranger) AAAAAAAAAH?! THE STRANGLER?!"
 * Tattletale Strangler: "NOW YER GONNA GET YOURS, TATTLETALE?!"
 * Patrick: "Spongebob, wait! I think that could be what Drainy was talking about!"
 * Sandy: "Exactly! He's obviously trying to manefest your worse memories against ya!"
 * Squidward: "So stop being afraid him!"
 * ???: "I think you have your OWN problems now, Squiddy!"
 * Squidward gasped to look at Squillium!
 * Squidward: "SQUILLIUM FANCYSON FROM BAND CLASS?!.... No, no nonononono, I already know your not actselly here."
 * Squillium: "Be that as it may, Squiddy, but it cannot be denied that, hullusionation or not, I'm still better at everything you wanted to do.... AND BEING FILTHY STINKING RICH FROM IT!"
 * Squidward: "Yeah, well, at least I had dated a girl now!"
 * Squillium: "You mean, (Reveils Squilvia) Her?"
 * Squidward: "(GASPS DRUMAICLY)...... (Sadly) My, worse fear....... Squillum stealing the only ounce of happiness I have left in this miserable existence?! (BREAKS INTO CRYING)?!"
 * Patrick: "Hey come on Squidward, I know I'm suppose to be the dumb idiot, but even I can remember that this is all fake as-"
 * A whislte blow was heard!
 * Patrick's gym coach was seen!
 * Gym Coach: "Looks like someone needs another round of dodgeballs! (Suddenly, kids began throwing dodgeballs at Patrick, as he screamed!)"
 * Mr. Krabs: "SQUIDWARD?! PATRICK!? SPONGEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB?! I order you three to stop falling for this and-"
 * ???: "Toot-toot!"
 * Mr. Krabs gasped to look and see Plankton holding the secret formula!
 * Plankton: "GUESS WHO'S FINALLY GONNA RUN YOU OUT OF BUSINESS KRABS?! (Runs off with the Formula laughing evily) WORLD DOMINATION, HERE I COME?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "SCOUNDREL?! STEALING ME FORMULER IN LITTERALLY THE WORSE DAY FOR IT HAPPEN?! HAVE YOU NO STANDERDS?! (Chases after him!)"
 * ???: "And now, there's you, Squirrel..... Now, I could just easily create an illution of the frog or a scorn relitive you have issues with, but I know something that'll really get your attention."
 * Sandy: "Don't you DARE think you'll get to me as easily you got to them, there ain't NOTHING you can ever do, that'll get to me!"
 * Old voice: "Sannnnnddddddddddddy."
 * Sandy gasped as she looked to see an old dying Squirl lying on the street.
 * Sandy: "...... Grandpa? But, you died when that motercycle hit you!"
 * Grandpa: "Please..... Help, me. Call the hostitel. Save, your dear beloved grandfather......"
 * Sandy:... No! Nice try, but even if that happened to me as a kid, Texans are too strong-willed to let the pains of mortality get to us.
 * ???: Well how about this? (He showed several Guadalupe bass)
 * Bass #1: Hey, look, boys! It's the squirrel that almost drowned several times!
 * Sandy:... Oh horny toads, no!
 * Bass #2: Ch'yeah. She was the kid with that mink swimming underwater too long and kept wasting her air talking to other fish.
 * Sandy: SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (While held by Taltletale Strangler) WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?!
 * Sandy: Oh, just a bunch of fish bullies who always pestered me when I went swimming. They're nobodies. Besides, THEY AIN'T REAL!!!
 * ???: Oh, but the feelings are. (Drainthus sung this as he finally reveals himself and the five went through a trippy ride)
 * SpongeBob: (During song) Is... Is he singing?
 * Patrick: "Well that just negated any Lovecraftian seriousness he would've had- (Drainthus punched Patrick into the ground)..... Nope, it came back."
 * Sandy: (As they were face-to-face with Drainthus as he towered over them)...... STOP DELAYING THE INEVITABLE, DRAINTHUS!!!!
 * Drainthus: The inevitable? (Cackles) What do you mean?
 * Sandy: Think about it. You can just finish us quickly like you did with Nemo and his squad. Instead you're just screwing us around and messing with our minds.
 * Drainthus: Where's the fun in just doing that?
 * Sandy: And THAT'S your problem. Your drive to be better than just another one of infinite Erasers has given you the #1 problem that an Outer God can have. The one thing you view low on us for. Insignificance.
 * Drainthus:... Explain yourself.
 * Sandy: Have you ever considered what you'll do after you finish your goal?
 * Drainthus:.... Well, isn't it not as clear as the sky brighten by the sun? I'll just keep this world from being stupid again-
 * Sandy: That's only the basis of yer silly plan. You'll have 'purified' the world, neato. What're you going to do to pass the time? You will have cleansed everything, and I mean, EVERYTHING. You'll not just be another dime-a-dozen Eraser, you'll be the first in a NEW kind of Eraser. So, whaddaya going to do AS a new Eraser? (As Western climax music played) Will you create new stupid stuff? Well probably not, cuz' that'd be different from you and you'd just wipe it all out anyway, so, again I ask, what are you going to do, when you have completed your goal?
 * Drainthus:... I.... I... I want to be different...
 * Sandy: Yes, but how do you WANNA be different?
 * Drainthus: I... Um... I'll figure it out.
 * Sandy: And how? When this world is raptured, what're you going to do next? What is your purpose when your purpose has been fulfilled?... What'll be your meaning when you've made a new but equally imprisoning purpose as your original? Is this just an end in itself? Nah, probably not cuz' you're already existing and thus yer' FULFILLING that part of it. So go ahead and create your new utopia. Let progression by everything, sanity the reality. Let it become everything there is on this world and this world alone down to the TINIST particle, so that this world is no longer the stupid world of SpongeBob SquarePants.... In the end, you'll still have the same darn problem, that there ain't no CHALLENGE left. No heaven to aspire to, no hell to avoid. You'll live forever just as you wanted, but the cost isn't worth jack. And with you only allowed to work on THIS world, the world itself shall be your PRISON just like it always has. You'll have corrected everything. All possibilities will have been explored, considered, and completed. Every lifeform, every molecule, every single should and never-should, and it'll all have been DONE. It'll all just be meaningless. And when you do cleanse and perfect every corner of the world, when the comedic stupidity of the world is gone, you'll scream your shrill hiss and let it vibrate along the totality of your being, when the lie of your existence is still there, because there's just NOTHING ELSE FOR YOU TO DO BUT SAFEGUARD A BORING STAGNANT UTOPIA!!
 * Drainthus: STOP TRYING TO TRICK ME, RAT!!! DO NOT ASSUME I DON'T RECKITNESE YOUR ATTEMPT TO BRING IRONY TO THE ACTIONS OF AN OUTER GOD?!
 * Sandy: A mortal tricking an Outer God, and bring irony to them? I doubt that. In the end, you'll still be no more significant than before.
 * Drainthus: SILEEEENCE!!! (All his powers faded and he blasted the five to a wall) I, I don't understand! All this hard work done just for the same insignificance?! Unacceptable!! But, it can't be true! I'll perfect everything until the world is.... No longer flawed.... No! I'm just delaying the inevitable! I'm not making any progress doing this. I'll STILL be an Eraser! But... I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ERASER!... (He just vomited black ooze with tentacles and he started bleeding and aging rapidly)... What's happening to me?!
 * Sandy: It's called morality illness. It happens to an immortal when it deviates from it's purpose in life. Your free will is literally killing you.
 * Drainthus: "BUT I THOUGHT I WAS AN INREALM GOD PROBLEM?!"
 * Sandy: "Well, normally it is, but I think your own creators likely figured you would come back, so they gave ya a special one. But that's only the least of your problems. Cause that sickness is just step one, of sending your tenticled butt right into the Hypernation realm!"
 * Drainthus: "..... Well, admitingly, in one hand, I can't say I'm surprised of my creators' great hindsight. They are the creators of all Multiverses after all."
 * Sandy: Uh, there's only ONE multiverse. There's just infinite universes IN the multiverse.
 * Drainthus: You misunderstood, this is actselly a SUCCESSFUL Multiverse out of a sea of failures. You only think there's only one Multiverse because you never encountered a being of another Multiverse- (Vomits more black tentacle sludge)... I'm getting off topic.... But the fact an inrealm god sickness CAN be used against outer gods as well, then, IT REALLY MAKES ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE?! I get that I'm suppose to be a destroyer of an imperfect world, but the thing is, what the creators deem perfect or not is, unfortunately vague, a rare imperfection on their part, like how they have issues with strong dimentions forming into destructive inter-dimentional empires so they created Xzars that're basicly an upgraded Eraser, but even THAT can be vague as well because there's a spefific limit in where they can accept a strong universe yet if it got too strong to inter-universeal empire levels then- (Migraines) GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! IF ONLY I CAN UNDERSTAND THE CREATORS BEAUTIFUL BUT INCREDABLY COMPLEX MINDS, (STARTS FADING) THEN MAYBE THIS COULD'VE BEEN AVOID-EEEEEEEEEEEE (Fades out of existence) Edddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd (Echos out)...."
 * Squidward: "..... Did we, just mindf*** him, out of existence?"
 * Sandy: "Well, that was Drainthus' greatest flaw.... He over-thinks about his purpose. Thus, he ended up becoming incapable of it ironicly through his plans of trying to bring perfection to it."
 * Spongebob: "..... Wow. Being an Outer God is, actselly a sad existence."
 * (Deadpool): "Kinda why X-OvrLuvr won't touch that s*** with a ten thoundson foot pole- (The French Narrator Kicks him out again) D'OWA?!"
 * Squidward: "So, what's gonna happen to the Main Drain?"
 * Sandy: "Not just the Main Drain.... But all of these Outer God temples. Nemo warned that as a fail-safe to prevent outer god knowledge to fall into mortal hands, that the Outer God Temples will disappear right into the Hybernation Realm as well after it's designated Outer God vanishes too."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well give them credit, that is Smart. Cause I hate to imagine Plankton and by extention the Leage messing with any of this stuff."
 * The Temple Starts to shake.
 * Sandy: "Speaking of which, I think it's about time we blow this stand! (The group made a run for it)."
 * Suction Tuk was finally purifived by Cleanser and changed back into another Blue Ring Octopus.....
 * Blushot: "Tucker. (Grabs the unconjustus Tucker and embraces him)."
 * Cleanser: "He'll be conjustus for awhile, but he'll recover."
 * The group noticed that the temple is starting to shake.
 * Brad: "Okay, is it me, or is this temple feeling like it has the jitters all the sudden."
 * SpongeBob: (They arrive) Guys, we did it! Drainthus is gone.
 * Patrick: It's over! It's finally over! We never have to hear about it again!!
 * Nemo: "(Arrives holding Swimmings) Then let's get ourselves out of here else we want to risk never be heard about again ourselves!"
 * The Group made a drumatic as all heck exit as they got on their ride, escape the vanishing temple and point nemo, which the group stop and witnessed a drumatic and beautiful light firing from Point Nemo and can be seen as a streak from all of the United Universes, sending a shockwave that can be felt by all of the United Universe worlds, surprising gods and enlightened beings alike, it was even able to be felt by the AUU, as Magnum was shoke awake by the force of a defeated Eraser, as even the Xexaxez were surprised and awed by the sensing of the force of a defeated Eraser, along side the Infinity Libarians that quickly stopped books from collapsing, Fearbenders that were instintly surprised, the force of this was even felt in the Banish Realms.
 * Hexxus: "HOLY CRAP?!..... Did anyone else felt that?"
 * Back to the Spongebob World, the great beam of light lasted for awhile, until it spontantiously stopped afterwords....
 * Nemo: "..... We did it..... Thanks to us, Point Nemo, is now a regular giant unreachable hole in the ocean floor. Everything connected to Drainthus is gone..... Espeically the Main Drain. Now, it and the connected temples are now left in the Hybernation Realms, with no chance of being brought back."
 * SpongeBob: And hopefully, we'll never have to deal with the Main Drain again.
 * Squidward: "And good riddence."
 * Brad: "And now, our team will go on to help other worlds prepare and be able to face their Erasers one day as well. Next time you see us, we would make sure another Eraser is kept from becoming another Drainthus and put any proven rogues in line."
 * Nemo: "And they will reckitnesed that one of their own has been defeated and sent to the Hybernation Realm. Remaining Erasers will be put on edge for now on."
 * Sandy: "Good luck on keeping worlds from being victimesed by unfaithful Erasers, guys. And High Council speed."
 * Nemo: "Thank you, Misfits. And may the Shell Lougers and, Team Nemo, meet eachother again someday."
 * The Group stood by the rising sunset, insighting a beautiful end to a dark story, and allowing the world to witness another day.
 * Potty:... Not gonna lie, that was way better than the nonsensical episode.
 * Patchy: Ahh, but that was just the beginning. Just wait until we get to the Trenchbilles.
 * Potty: "Oh, you mean those trench horror rednecks?"
 * Patchy: "Aye. See, they were having some problems as well. Espeically from a dark conspiracy to transport nuclear waste there."
 * Potty: "Yikes, we started out with Lovecraftian horror now we're touching Post-Nuclear Dishastor fears? This edgy shit will make us unworty of a PTE Redux?!.... Well, that is if the story lentgh doesn't also spoil that chance."
 * Patchy: "Well, PTE is it's own canon anyway, so, can't be helped. Anyway, on with the next story."

Chapter 3: Trenchbillies
A Dark Night in Trenchbilly Terratory. French Narrator: In Bikini Bottom The Following Day... Flashback Present Treedome Trench Crevice Elsewhere, the Tanker was seen on a lonely road. A Nowhere Betty's Diner. Sandy's Dome. Rock Bottom Black House Mayor's Office Flashback Flashback ends..... Elsewhere. Rock Bottom Treedome Mariana Trench Rock-Bottom-esque Manor Inside Manor Wintersvent's Office Later... Wintersvent's Office Pen Outside Pen Hall Employee Locker. Hall. Elsewhere! Wintersvent's Office Bikini Bottom French Narrator: Later... The End
 * It was night-time in Trenchbillie terratory, when suddenly an omnious shadow formed at the edge of the Trenchbilly Trench.
 * It was shown to be from a Radioactive Waste tanker.
 * An Angler Fish and a Frill Shark were seen setting up a series of complex tubes, as a Dumbo Octopus was overseeing the operation.....
 * Dumbo Octopus: "..... (Brings up a radio) A.B..... The Dumping Tubes are ready."
 * ???: "Exsellent. Are the natives aware?"
 * Dumbo Octopus: "We're pretty much doing this at night, sir, they're unlikely to have notice even a Jellyfish stinging them."
 * ???: "Good. I can't risk witnesses so soon. Dumboson, tell Angs and Friller to ready the proceedure."
 * Dumboson: "Sir. (To the Frill Shark and Angler Fish) Okay, Angusler, Frillero, it's time for us to take a dump! (The two laughed at that)..... YOU WISEGUYS KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY THAT?! I mean, ready the proceedure of getting the waste to be dumped!"
 * Angusler: "Okay okay, we get it."
 * The two started to move values and switches reading a complicated proceedsure.
 * Dumboson brings out a remote with a big botton on it.
 * Frillero: "..... It's set, sir."
 * Dumboson: "Then stand back, boys. (The two did so)..... Initsiating dumping in ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, 3, 2,.......... 1. (He presses the button as the scene suddenly cuts to black with the sound of ooze being dropped)......."
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was running away) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (He runs through town and dodges common citizen affairs comically) GANGWAY!!! GANGWAAAAAAAY!! (He did this a few more times until he finally reached the Krusty Krab) I GOTTA GO TO MY OFFICE!! (He goes in and locks it down with cartoonishly random locks)... WHEW!
 * SpongeBob: (He knocks) Mr. Krabs? Is there a problem?
 * Mr. Krabs: DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO ME, BOY!!! SHE'S COMIN' BACK!!!
 * Squidward: (Reading a book) That's what she said! (Laughs until he was launched through the roof by a spring chair)... WHAT IN THE OCEAN?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: CONSIDER THAT A NEW RULE! DON'T SPEAK WITH THAT ATTITUDE, OR THAT WILL HAPPEN!!! NOW SHUT UP, AND TELL WHOEVER COMES I AIN'T HERE!!!
 * Squidward: (Recovers) Whatever!
 * SpongeBob: Who's coming?
 * ???: HONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! (He was shocked at recognizing that voice)... I'MA COMIN'!!!
 * ??? 2: AH-YUK! THAT'S WHAT-
 * ???: YOU SAY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID' ONE MORE TIME, CJ, I'LL SPANK YA AGAIN!!!
 * ??? 2: Sorry, Ma!
 * SpongeBob:... LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN!!! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THEIR TRENCH!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: NEITHER DO I!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He hides in the cash register)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He smashed through the defenses) WHOOOOOOOO'S TOUCHING ME CASH REGISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!?... Wait! (Ma Angler and her family came in)
 * Ma Angler: HONEY-BUN!!! I'M HERE FOR YA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He screamed like a girl) I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!! (The Trenchbillies held him at pitchfork-point)
 * Cletus Junior: You ain't goin' nowhere! You'd best come quietly back home! (Teether pulls SpongeBob out) YOU, TOO, SPONGE!
 * Squidward: Well, I'll leave you guys to it- (They held him as well) AW, COME ON!!!
 * Betsy: NO WITNESSEEESS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU HILLBILLIES ARE CRAZY!!!
 * Ma Angler: THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YER' WIFE!!
 * Mr. Krabs: I WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! And you STILL owe me money for your orders! I ain't coming with you! You tried to keep me best fry cook hostage in your hell-hole forever!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO NOT INSULT MA ANGLER!!! (He pokes him as he screamed)
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, excuse me! You guys nearly ruined me business. Why should I go with you?
 * Ma Angler: You think I came ALL this way, JUST TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED?!? Besides, we already found a new replacement for yer' friends.
 * Mr. Krabs: Who?... OH, GROSS, YOU DIDN'T-
 * Ma Angler: Oh, f*** no!... THOSE kiddies died at childbirth.
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He went into the bathroom, smashing through the nickel toll, and vomited aggressively)
 * Squidward:... He really did that?
 * Ma Angler: Naw! We gave 'em a little bitta somethin' called 'Viagra' we found from the surface. (They were in the bathroom by that comment)... Yeesh! Bring down the mood, why don't'cha?
 * Mr. Krabs: Says the hillbilly and her incestuous offspring who still owes me money for my service, steals and harbors people, and threatens to murder 'em!
 * Uncle Belcher: (He speaks in burps)
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah! Racist much?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, is that EVEN a possibility?
 * Cletus Junior: NO!... I mean, not that much. But, here's the thing... Our home's... Sorta in danger.
 * Squidward: Not interested. We don't help people who kidnap people.
 * Ma Angler: Is that so? Well, how's about a deal? You help us, I might consider gettin' the money ah owe ya?
 * Betsy: Whatever that is.
 * SpongeBob:... You don't know what money is? Stuff you trade to get other stuff?
 * Ma Angler: Oh, haven't used it in centuries. We just do normal trading for s***. Anyway, whaddiya say?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's gonna take a LOT more than that for us to help you.
 * Ma Angler: And what else could yall' want?
 * Mr. Krabs: A divorce for starters.
 * Ma Angler: Well, fair enough. You was never around much anyways.
 * SpongeBob:... Could you tell us exactly WHAT this danger is so we can be sure we can trust you?
 * Cletus Junior: Very well, then....
 * (Cletus Junior): Just last month, something strange occurred in our hometown. (Some strange material came into the goo)
 * Trenchbilly #1: (Going into an outhouse) Well, it's now or never! (He goes in, but then the outhouse emanates with radioactive essence, and it blew up).... (Coughs)..... Worth it..... BLAHH!
 * (Uncle Belcher): (He burped)
 * (All Other Trenchbillies): Amen!
 * (Squidward): Do what?
 * (Cletus Junior): Mah brother died in the can that day. He died of some strange bulges all over his durn body.
 * (Squidward): Radiation?
 * (Cletus Junior): Radio what now?
 * (Squidward): Your home is poisoned with radiation. I think your brother may've died of cancer.
 * (Ma Angler):... The crab?
 * (SpongeBob): No. A friend of mine says that it's a cellular sickness and abnormal growth of cells that can be fatal. Radiation does that to you.
 * (Ma Angler):... I guess... I guess THAT does explain it.
 * (Cletus Junior): Anyway, since then, we noticed the stuff in our drinkin' water. Many more of us died of the same durn sickness, and we needed help. Had to leave our home and get help. And since there was nowhere else to go, we came here, looking for the closest we had here. You guys.
 * Cletus Junior: I assure you, we are asking for someone to get us back our home.
 * Squidward:... I still say we let 'em rot.
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, they tried to kill you and keep you prisoner. And you HONESTLY wanna help them?
 * SpongeBob: They're still people!
 * Squidward: Should these inbred zombie boonies that give the Quartermaster of Camp Camp an inferiority complex even COUNT as people?
 * Ma Angler: You know, you ain't making this any easier with these racist comments.
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, I don't care what they did, or how ugly you may find them, I say we owe it to them for at least leaving us alone.
 * Squidward: "Ugggh, fine. But only because even a curtural wasteland we came to know as Bikini Bottom doesn't deserve a refugee crisis as ugly as them."
 * Cletus Jr.: "You think we WANT to be here, buddy? The sunlight ain't so good for our oh-nat-ter-al com-plex-tion. You also have weird tenticle creatures that sting us. (A jellyfish stung him) YOW?! See what I mean? Plus, we done hear that Bikini Bottom is a total cesspool of stupidity and corruption. We only came here out of desperation!"
 * Squidward: "...... Ya know this city went downhill if even uneducated countrymen think low of it."
 * Cletus Jr: "Well don't take it too plumb personal, it's only our personal opinion."
 * Uncle Belcher: "(Burps)."
 * Cletus Jr.: "Oh, that, and we don't like the sight of them seahorseless carrages you have."
 * Mr. Krabs: "All right, all right! We'll march right down there and fix the problem! If it means I can be alone again."
 * Spongebob: "Buuuut, we may want to see Sandy first. She would offer some kind of protection from the radiation."
 * Cletus Junior: Well, at least we have some smarty to help protect AND identify this stuff. Where's she?
 * Ma Angler:... Lemme get this straight cuz' it feels like the sunlight's makin' me see things. Your smarty friend... Is a surface-dweller?
 * Sandy: Well, yeah.... I'm a scientist. What's the problem with having a land creature with you?
 * Cletus Junior: Oh don't get us wrong. Just because we're backwoods country folk, don't always means we're racist or nothin. We just didn't expect a non-aquatic land critter within miles of the sea. I mean, ain't air-living folk dependent of that invisable stuff that, unlike water, ya can't really see?
 * Sandy: Well, let's just say I'm part of an invention company with, a rather weird way of keeping things private. Just take me to your home, and I'll see what I can do.
 * Cletus Jr.: Sure you can take the P?
 * SpongeBob: (Scoffs)
 * Cletus Jr.: (He slaps him) NOT THAT KINDA P!!! P AS IN PRESSURE!!!
 * Sandy: Not the first time I've been in deep sea depths. Trust me, I got this.
 * Sandy: (She goes down with a hazmat aqua suit and a jetpack)...
 * Mr. Krabs:... So... What IS this stuff, exactly?
 * Ma Angler: Do I plumb look like an expert in slime, boy? It looks silvery and like liquid metal, and had sickening energy emanating from it.
 * (Sandy): HOLY SHOOT!!! YA'LL HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM DOWN HERE! SEEMS LIKE YOUR RADIOACTIVE PROBLEM HAD JUST GOTTEN WORSE! THIS STUFF IS EVERYWHERE!! I'LL GET A SAMPLE AND WE'LL DISCUSS THINGS FROM THERE!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO THAT!!!! AND DON'T GO NEAR MAH PRIVATE QUARTERS WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE!!!
 * (Sandy): WHAT'S IN THERE THAT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR ME TO CHECK OUT?! YEESH!!!
 * SpongeBob: Silvery metal? Hmm. Sounds like something Sandy would know.
 * Ma Angler: Ain't that exactly why we asked her to help us? She'd best hurry her furry ass up! (As her eyes cartoonishly burned) I can't stand the sunlight up here!
 * Trenchbilly #2: (Dubbed as SpongeBob movie fish as his eyes cartoonishly scorched) MY EYES!!!!
 * Sandy: (She flew back up)... Alright! Here it is!... You see... Your goo is tainted with... The three radioactive elements uranium, neptunium, and plutonium.
 * Ma Angler: The hecktopus is that?
 * Cletus Jr: So these metals are from Uranus, Neptune and Pluto?
 * Ma Angler: An alien invasion, eh? Not again!
 * Sandy: Nonono, they're-... Wait, 'again'?
 * Ma Angler: Never mind that, what were you saying?
 * Sandy:... Um... They're elements on the periodic table that are radioactive, can accumulate in bones, and are commonly used for spacecraft and, most notably, in nuclear weaponry.
 * Mr. Krabs: AW, NEPTUNE'S BROKEN TRIDENT!!!
 * Squidward: THAT S***?!?
 * Ma Angler:... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Eh, you guys deserve the explanation. They're among the most powerful bombs we land creatures have ever tested. Humans on the surface usually test them on the islands above us. They incinerate many things when dropped, and coat the surrounding blast radius with radiation. We're scared of such a weapon as it can damage the environment and the world itself. What I'm starting to ask myself is how this stuff got here.
 * Ma Angler: I'm starting to wonder such whale-s*** myself! Why in the name of the Mariana Trench would someone leave it in our-
 * Sandy: WAIT!... Say that one more time!
 * Ma Angler:... Whale s***? Is that too profane? I try to be much more "CUL-Tured" then that, believe it or not.
 * Sandy: No, no, no, the Mariana Trench!
 * Ma Angler:... What about it? Ain't that the-
 * Sandy: The deepest area on Earth, exactly!
 * SpongeBob: Oh yeah, that's where Squidward told us to get that Boxing Begonia.
 * Squidward: PLEASE tell me we're not going there!
 * Sandy: We may have to. If I ain't mistaken, it's said to be a place of nuclear waste disposal. I always thought it was a silly myth since humans wouldn't be that stupid. But then again, after THIS? And considering this mixture of radioactive elements is fresh... Then I think it may be accurate.
 * SpongeBob: Someone's DUMPING nuclear waste in these trenches?
 * Sandy: I dunno yet. We COULD check the Mariana Trench to find out, but... I don't think that will be easy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why not?
 * Patrick: Yeah, we fell in and turned out just fine.
 * Sandy: Well that's probably cuz ya'll didn't go TOO far down. The Mariana Trench is over 10,000 meters deep. The pressure of such, could CRUSH even an ordinary deep sea fish like paper.
 * Cletus Junior: I dunno, it seems to have a capital, from what I heard.
 * SpongeBob and Friends: It does?!?
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah. Mariana Bottom. Though we haven't kept track of that place in centuries, nor any other place. The best info we got was from a few trespassers from this place called Rock Bottom, but I dunno!
 * SpongeBob:... Rock Bottom? Oh, snap!
 * Cletus Junior: What's eatin' ya?
 * SpongeBob: I was stranded there once, and went back once or twice. Went there by accident after getting on the wrong bus. Then the bus service was screwing me over when I tried to leave. Not to mention the folks are creepy, speak in raspberries, can or can't be helpful, or thieves who steal others' candy from vending machines.
 * Ma Angler: Oh, that there spittin' speech is their natural dialect. Trenchian. The place is utterly sickening. People who went there have been scammed once or twice, and any visitors from the upper zones here have died or gone insane when down there.
 * Uncle Belcher: (Burps)
 * Betsy: Shoo right! As much as we prefer to stay away from that place, perhaps they SHOULD give yall' info on how to fix this.
 * Spongebob: "Well I don't feel comfertable going back. Too many unpleasent memories."
 * Sandy: "Well your gonna have to man-up, because THIS is a serious problem that could have dire consequences to the environment, if not eventually the world if left unchecked!"
 * Spongebob: "Fair point."
 * Sandy: "Now, the first thing to do is find any evidence of the would be dumpers. (Sandy noticed a Lolly-pop stick).... (Picks it up)..... And I'm itching to think that this feller, liked Tootsie Roll Pops."
 * Frillero was seen putting alot of Tootsie Roll pops in his mouth at once......
 * Angusler: "...... Ya know, Frills, those things are junkfood. They're not healthy, man."
 * Frillero: "Well they say the same about smokin' but people still do it."
 * Angusler: "Because of addiction. I think you are becoming addicting to those Tootsie Pops, Frillero. You need help."
 * Frillero: "I can stop anytime I want to."
 * Angusler: "..... Then take the pops out of your mouth."
 * Frillero: "....... But, they're so good!"
 * Angusler: "Ya just proved my point, dinkus!"
 * Dumboson: "Would you two shut it?! We need to get back to Mariana as soon as possable."
 * Frillero: "Why boss? We were never seen."
 * Dumboson: "But here's the catch. People are bound to notice a sudden Trenchbilly refugee crisis, so we need to be absint, off the rader, and gone as possable, with no evidence that we were there. As far as they would know, they were victims of humans being inconsiderate dips***s to the evioment again, cause, that's always seem to be a theme with them, am I right? Bad things happen cause of them."
 * Angusler: "Yeah, no evidence that we were ever around."
 * Frillero: "Oh sure, no evidence what so ever....."
 * Dumboson: "..... So, I think we're isolated enough from Bikini Bottom though. Who's up for a Nowhere Betty's Diner?"
 * Frillero: "Heck yeah!"
 * Angusler: "Aw shucks, Boss, yer too kind."
 * Dumboson: "Hey I may consider you two dum-dums, but I try to treat my dum-dums right. Anyway, the Diner is a next exit over, we'll arrive soon enough. God, I love the Nowhere Betty's Diner chain. They're a great convinence to long distence travlers like us."
 * The Tanker was seen parked next to alot of Truckers, as the trio were already seen inside the diner and enjoying a good meal served by a pretty waitress.
 * Waitress: "Ya know, we rarely see Trench Folk this far from the Trench."
 * Angusler: "Oh, we were here on, business."
 * Dumboson: "Yes. Private business."
 * Frillero: "Oh yeah, VERY private."
 * Waitress: "I imagined, given that you have a radioactive waste tanker."
 * Dumboson: "Oh yes, we just finished a waste dumping in a, completely legal place to do it."
 * Angusler: "Oh yeah, super legal."
 * Frillero: "Ultra-mega legal."
 * Waitress: Where on Earth would be legal enough for that?
 * Angusler: Other radioactive wastelands, of course.
 * Waitress:... Can't argue with that.
 * Dumboson: (Quietly) Good save. And here I thought good lying was Stoppy's thing.
 * Waitress: "So anything else you boys need?"
 * Dumboson: "We're good. We'll buy ice cream in a gas station convinence store after we're done here."
 * Waitress: "Okay. (Leaves)...."
 * Frillero was looking at the direction of the TV and got nervious.
 * Frillero: "(Quietly) Uh oh fellas, don't look now, but the thing we did, made news!"
 * Frillero points to the news talking about the insodent about the waste in the Trenchbilly Trench.
 * Angusler: ".... (Quietly) Relax, we're fine as long as they have no way to try and point anything at us."
 * News Anchur: "Sandy, the local genius land squirl, did came forth with the only piece of evidence connected to the still mysterious perpatraitors, a Tootsie Pop stick."
 * Dumboson spat out his coffee in surprise and looks at the TV! Then looks at Frillero with the Tootsie Pops in his mouth.
 * Dumboson: "..... (Quietly) GET THAT STUPID JUNKFOOD OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?!"
 * Frillero: Uhhh... Oops. (Chuckles as his phone rang) Hello?
 * (???): I saw the news, you bastard. You told me there was no evidence of your actions, AND YOU LIED TO ME!!!!
 * Frillero: A.B., how on Earth could that be pinned on me? Anyone could've been-
 * (???): Fingerprints AND THE FACT THAT NONE OF THE STUPID NATIVES WOULD KNOW WHAT A TOOTSIE POP IS!!!!
 * Frillero:... Good point.
 * (???): YOU'RE FIRED!!! Turn in your badge and be back here to pack your things by tomorrow or they're going in the trash! INCLUDING YOUR TOOTSIE POP BAG!!!! (Hangs up)......
 * Frillero:... I... I've been fired.
 * Dumboson: Oh, nice going, jackass! Thanks to you, A.B. has to deal with some authorities.
 * Angusler: Yeah. Turn in your work garments. You don't deserve to work for us.
 * Frillero: B-But I thought we were best friends.
 * Angusler: You expect us to have your back and get fired with you just because we're friends? It doesn't work that way. We NEED this job.
 * Frillero: But I do, too!
 * Angusler: You should've thought of that earlier. I won't say it again! Return your work garments!
 * Frillero:... (He does that as he was in his underwear and they were kicked out of the diner because of it)...
 * Angusler: ".... Admitingly, we probuly should've done that AFTER we left the diner."
 * Dumboson: What's done is done. As for you, Frill? You can probably get a job at the store next door since you like that junk food so much. Now, let's get right on back to Mariana, so YOU can have some cleaning to do, Frills. Look, it's noting personal, but this is very fragle business. We can't afford mistakes.
 * Frillero sadly go up and got to the tanker with the remaining duo.
 * Sandy was seen readying alot of gear.
 * Squidward: "..... Ya know, she's kinda over-preparing for a trip to Rock Bottom. You can litterally just take a bus there."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well it ain't like we're just being tourests, Squidward. Some scumbucket desided it was a bright idear to dumb radioactive waste hap-hazordly. That being implied that there's a possable waste problem."
 * SpongeBob: Would explain why the bus kept trolling me if it wasn't for the fact that I WAS NEVER AFFECTED!!!
 * Squidward: "Well clearly you were at a part of Rock Bottom that wasn't an absolute mess."
 * Patrick: If that was the case, maybe the bus wouldn't have been trolling him like that. DUUUH!
 * Sandy: Uh, Patrick? What have I always been saying to you about that attitude?
 * Patrick:... Nobody likes a-?
 * Sandy: Nobody, likes a smartass. So just use your head and figure out why all by yourself.
 * Patrick:... Why?
 * Sandy: I won't tell you because a smartass can figure it out.
 * SpongeBob: Geez, morbid.
 * Patrick: We just dealt with him before this mess.
 * Mr. Krabs: He said mor-BID, not "Moar Krabs". And please don't remind me of that annoying Meme Counterpart of me from the Memeverse. I sometimes regret we ever did that vizual gag of me turning super-gross during that time I asked Spongebob to get more jellyfish for Jelly Patties. Yet another reason why that episode wasn't one of me brightist.
 * Squidward: "Tch, and it was a classic Spongebob Episode too. Cause trust me, you gotten WAY worse in Modern Spongebob Episodes."
 * Mr. Krabs: Don't remind me of THEM episodes either!
 * Sandy: Guys, those trenchbillies are out there waiting for us to start. So quit wasting time, and especially theirs. (One of them cracked the Treedome shocking her comically)
 * Ma Angler: WE'RE WAAAAITIIIIING!!!!
 * Cletus Jr: MAAA, YOU WANT THAT LAND-DWELLER TO DROWN?!?
 * Ma Angler: I DON'T KNOW HOW AIR WORKS!!!
 * Sandy: "Okay okay, we're going! Yeesh! Thank goodness I got all the gear I need anyway!"
 * The group came off of the latest arriving bus, where afterwords, it zoomed off just as quickly...
 * SpongeBob: (The place was surrounded by hazmat-wearing officers as they arrived)... What's going on? Uh, I mean, What's PBBBT going on here PBBBT?
 * Officer #1: Do not PBBBT go any PBBBT further, PBBBT please, PBBT sir, PBBBT! This is a quarantined zone, PBBBBT!
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) I swear, we'd better find people who speak Non-Trenchian here! (To the Officer) I take it PBBBT the radioactivity has PBBBBT reached your area, too, PBBBT? (The spit got on her helmet) Ugh!
 * Officer #2:... That is classified PBBBT information! How PBBBT did you know PBBBT?
 * Sandy: I'm a PBBBBT scientist. Me PBBBT and my friends PBBBT wanted to PBBBBT help out some people with the same PBBBBT problem PBBBBT. They told us to PBBBBT take it up with PBBBT Rock Bottom as it was the PBBBBT worst place to be affected PBBBT. (Her helmet was soaked with her spit) Gaagh, nasty.
 * Officer #1: Well, sorry, mam, PBBBBT, but this is government business PBBT! So PBBBTTT please leave!
 * Squidward: LEAVE?!? Alright, PBBBT, listen, PBBBBT, here, PBBBBT, jackass, PBBBBT!!! We didn't come all the way to this deep hellhole full of spits, PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBT, just to leave, PBBBT! We're the PBBBT Shell Lodge Squad PBBBBT!
 * Officer #3:... Never heard of them, PBBBBT!
 * Squidward: What, PBBBT?!?
 * Sandy: Well, being in a trench DOES make them isolated, so it's possible news never reached them.
 * Squidward: Fair point. But can you believe this guy? He tells us to leave just like that?
 * ???: Well, that's because this is a government matter! (A goblin shark came) And that dictates nobody else is allowed to interfere under penalty of law!
 * Patrick: WHOA! This guy has aged like heck!
 * Goblin Shark:... I'm actually 23, and a goblin shark! This is what my kind naturally looks like!
 * Patrick:... Ew!
 * Sandy: Sir, please-... Wait... You speak Non-Trenchian?
 * Goblin Shark: Not all of us have trouble with that, mam! Some of us can speak perfect Non-Trenchian. Well, admitingly, with my case, it's because these jaws make it hard for me to do that rasberry stuff, so I have to have an assistent to speak to fellow Rock Bottomers for me. Sad and embarrising, I know. But, it at least prevents me from being left with people being unable to mostly not understand me. That being said, speaking non-trenchian is required by some reguardless of jaw-based inconvinences. We had to learn because visitors from the surface had been giving complaints about getting saliva everywhere. Some people at the Bus Station here speak Non-Trenchian.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, that lady who wanted that Kelp Bar didn't speak it. Neither did Gary Gulper, or any people that look like natives.
 * Goblin Shark: Exactly. So, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave!
 * Sandy: Sir, we-
 * Goblin Shark: That's an order! It's nothing personal against your well-intentionness, but these are private affairs and we're already having the issue contained at the least.
 * Sandy:... Fine! We'll just take the info we have about the source of this radioactive leak, and go back to the surface.
 * Goblin Shark: HOLD IT!... You know?
 * Sandy: We might know more than you possibly do, buster. But we'll only tell you if you let us in!
 * Goblin Shark:... I wish I could, but that's for the mayor to decide. I can't make demands like this without his permission.
 * Sandy: Then simply take us to him!
 * Goblin Shark: Are you sure? Given this quarantine crisis, he's declared that the Dark House is for authorized personnel only.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if he hears we have this info, he'd be more than willing to let us in. He might need us if he wants this stuff cleaned out.
 * Goblin Shark:... Alright, fine! But don't expect any miracles! I'm Commander Gobel, by the way, the head of Rock Bottom Security.
 * Sandy: Pleasure. Now let's go.
 * Sandy: (They arrived at a giant human vending machine lined up to two smaller ones and two TV boxes, lined with two lanterns, a garden, and illuminated further with neon lights, that looked like the White House, only with more metallic detail and decoration)... You know, living here in the sea, I gotta ask, how does this human garbage end up down here? I mean, I know the animal community on the surface has reincorporate shops for animals to make communities outta the junk humans dispose of in even dumps, but can they even reach THIS depth?
 * Goblin Shark (Commander Gobel): Eh, they just drop it in the drop grounds not too far from here, and we use them afterwards.
 * Mr. Krabs:... That sounds very dangerous.
 * Commander Gobel: Like I said, drop GROUNDS! Nobody goes there during dropping hours. Fish Jesus, dude, pay attention! (They arrived at the two guard Whipnose anglers that defend the gate)... This is Commander Gobel reporting back. I have brought people with vital information for the mayor concerning the quarantine situation.
 * Guard #1: (They block the way with their whip noses) No visitors.
 * Sandy:... You guys speak Non-Trenchian too?
 * Guard #2: What's it to you?
 * Gobel: Well virtually anyone in the government has to speak Non-Trenchian. We have to manage outer societies somehow. So, you two, you are speaking to the head of security.
 * Guard #1: Mayor McCulloch's orders.
 * Gobel: Dammit.
 * Guard #2: So sorry for the inconvenience, Commander Gobel, but we must follow our mayor's orders.
 * Squidward: Hey ugly, this is important. We have leads on- (He was smacked with the guards' whip noses) PHWACK!!!
 * Guard 1: "No visitors! Now scram?!"
 * Sandy: ".... Okay, that's it, no more Miss Nice Squirl. (Grabs the two by their whip-noses, and rips both of them off)"
 * Both Guards: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW?!"
 * Sandy: ".... Now are you two clowns gonna stand aside?!"
 * Both the idiot guards started to cry!
 * Guard 1: "OKAY?! GO ON IN?! I DIDN'T VOTED FOR THAT FAT BLOB ANYWAY?! (the two started to run away like crybabies!)...."
 * Gobel: "...... Ya know, I could've been able to explain to those two that you have impourent info."
 * Sandy: "Those two crossed the line when they hurt one of my friends..... Even if it's Squidward."
 * Squidward: "HEY!"
 * Gobel: ".... Okay, admitingly, their own fault for assulting one of your comrades, I guess. Right this way, sorry for the delay."
 * Blobfish Mayor: Look, I don't CARE what it takes, just hold off the PCB flow as soon as you can! I'm sure the dam can hold on just a LITTLE bit longer! (The heroes came in) No, just do it!... I know, we've been fighting this for a long time, but our sources haven't found the answer yet.... I KNOW THEY NEVER DO, BUT JUST HAVE FAITH!!!... Okay, look, just, ugghh, hey, life wasn't meant to be easy! Just, do something to get the inhabitants to have faith! They're RIGHT up my blobbish ass to get this fixed! The transit service has gotten a bad enough rep as it is! We'll talk about it later, okay? Okay, bye! (He hung up, then noticed the heroes with Gobel)... Gobel, who are these guys? I thought I told the whipnosers that I- (Sandy shows the yanked off Whipnose thingies)..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Well my own fault for wanting privacy then! I take it these extremely determined interlopers have something to say?
 * Commander Gobel: Most indeed, Mayor McCulloch. These surfacers claim they have business concerning these quarantines.
 * Blobfish Mayor (Mayor McCulloch):... Did you question them to ensure they weren't spies?
 * Gobel: They look too out-of-place and mix-matchy to even BE spies, sir.
 * Mayor: How so?
 * Gobel: Well, for starters, I gave them a cavity search. Nothing. They're clean. Only things they have are just requirements like the land squirrel's oxygen suit and equipment. They seem to know about the leak of radioactive material here.
 * Sandy: Long story short, trenchbilly acquaintances of ours have been driven out of their home by the same problem, and we decided to help them. They pointed us to your direction.
 * Squidward: We just didn't expect you to suffer far worse from it just now.
 * Mayor: "(Sighs), Tis nothing but a hazordious relic of a past we were once proud off.... You ever wonder why Rock Bottom is so, unusual in culture and why buses never stay down here longer then five seconds? (A bus showed up and left quickly!)"
 * Spongebob: "We were told it has something to do with this radioactive waste leak. What's more to that?"
 * Mayor: ".... Rock Bottom wasn't always this constinely raspberrying town. Heck, we at some point in time didn't even held on to the raspberrying thing that is our primitive language forever. This trench was once an atomic-powered paradise."
 * Mr. Krabs: "You mean a nuclear community?"
 * Sandy: "Like Chernobyl?"
 * Mayor: "Yes.... You should've seen that Rock Bottom, as far as trenches go.... It was a paradise."
 * (Mayor): "(A thriving 50's sytile community was seen bustling about as nuclear reacters were seen not too far away but at a reasonable distence) Rock Bottom once had a promising Nuclear Powered future. A future that would've allowed our socity to become the most advance trench of all ocean trenches.... Well, espeically since other trenches either have Trenchbillies or Monsters in them. Things were going swimmingly..... Till, the meltdown happened."
 * Air-raid horns were sounded as Trenchers look in shock and horror as the reacters were seen having a meltdown as waste as seen escaping!
 * (Mayor): "The meltdown, ruined any future our socity would've been able to atthive..... Along with ruining, harming, or even taking the lives of the citizens of a crumbling socity with promise."
 * The Trench folk ran as a tidel wave of radioactive sludge charged forth!
 * Mayor: "...... Our people, were not able to recover from that. Not without devolving back into the days where we use the anichent Trenchian Rasberry Talk. Now, buses can't stay no more then five seconds, our home is now a blackened wasteland, and it's already having a mutative effect on residence, turning them into virtually unreckitneseable creatures..... Welp, more then what living in a trench can do nateroly. They started to defelupted unspeakably weird traits, like being able to asexually reproduce eggs with numbers on them. (Spongebob was trumatised that the fish he met in the Bus Stop that coughed off an egg on him was a heavily effected mutant). These people even ended up mutanting unrekitneseable genders. That's why the bathrooms became, so confusing."
 * Patrick: "That, explains, so much."
 * Mayor: "And don't get me started on what effect this mess has on Trench Jellyfish."
 * Spongebob: "(Equilly more shocked face)..... Trench, Jellyfish?"
 * Mayor: "Well, yes. Like, the Crossota jellyfish. They used to be stunningly beautiful creatures. Now the mutantion from the wastes turned them into giant neon-electrisity shooting mad creatures. The poor things have succombed to radioactity indused rogueness. These things now attack our people with little rhyme or reason."
 * Spongebob was trumatised...... Then he fainted.......
 * Squidward: "...... Spongebob's a Jellyfish lover."
 * Mayor: I... Gathered.
 * Spongebob: "Those poor, poor Jellyfish..... Oh how the Holy Jellyfish would weep for them."
 * Mayor: "Holy Jellyfish? You believe in that Jellyfish Lover created myth?"
 * SpongeBob: Yeah! She DOES exist. I have seen it.
 * Mayor: Not exactly an easy thing to believe.
 * Sandy: Look, the jellyfish aren't importan- (SpongeBob pointed a SuperSponge Jelly Launcher at her) JUMPING GERANIMO?!
 * SpongeBob: Care to rephrase that?
 * Sandy: Umumum, I meant to say that they're not our biggest concern. Our biggest concern is what ruined them.
 * SpongeBob: That's better. (Lowered the launcher)
 * Mayor: "Can we please go back to talking about matters at hand?"
 * Sandy: Yeah, um, we have reason to believe that this waste is coming from the Mariana Trench.
 * Mayor:...... THAT explains why Sniv got into life support.
 * Sandy: Pardon?
 * Mayor: The mayor of Challenger Deep's capital Mariana Bottom. He was reported to have been rendered into life support from undetermined causes. Now we know why.... I always thought the claims of those naked apes that labeled my race the ugliest in the world dumping nuclear waste in the trench was just a silly myth.
 * Sandy: Get in line. Now, before you get your two guards have their whip noses surgically reattached, we'd like to know the quickest and safest way to this 'Mariana Bottom'.
 * Mayor: I'll tell you, but even after what I'll tell you, you must remember that the Mariana Trench is too pressurized for even that oxygen suit of yours. Even the sturdiest of sea creatures can't survive it.
 * SpongeBob: We went in there to get a Boxing Begonia for Squidward and we were fine.
 * Mayor: That's because Boxing Begonias only grow on the highest parts of the trench. The depth you likely reached was clearly safe enough for you. To reach it's true depth, you'd be falling for days.
 * Sandy: He's right, SpongeBob. We need to head back to the Treedome to get ready to go deep.... Er.
 * Spongebob: "Okay, but the Trenchbillies might be cranky if we come back so soon and nothing was done yet."
 * Squidward: "Worry not. I saw to it that their attention will be turned to a place that'll shoove even the crankist Trenchbilly."
 * Spongebob: "Where'd ya sent them?"
 * Kelpie G. was seen giving a private concert to the strange Squidward-Faced Creatures again, as the Trenchbillies were there as well actselly enjoying it, even Ma Angler.
 * Squidward: I'll be honest. They may be inbred, but they have taste.
 * Patrick: You mean they have no taste buds?
 * Mr. Krabs:...... Ugh. You're a strange one, you are, Patrick.
 * Sandy: Well, we best get this here submersible ready.
 * Spongebob: "Is that like the one you used for Squidward's Body when a piece of his Clarenet got stuck?"
 * Squidward: The reed.
 * Sandy: Yep. except this time, I ain't gonna shrink it down. The sub is the perfect size to enter the Mariana Trench.
 * Mr. Krabs: "I hope so."
 * SpongeBob: It's going to be pretty dark down there, huh? Like worse than advanced darkness.
 * Squidward: No, it'll be brighter than the sun- What do you think?!
 * Spongebob: "You mean, like we're dealing with.... (Drumatic Sting) Infinity Darkness."
 * Squidward: If that's what you call it.
 * Sandy: So, let's get our suits ready and prepare for quite the trip.
 * Squidward: It'll certainly feel like a trip given what we're likely to see down there.
 * Sandy: Oh, very funny.
 * Sandy: (As the five heroes went down in her sub)... Alright, everyone! Let's be clear again that we must wear these pressurized suits. Even if you CAN breath down there, the pressure increases immensely. Without these, you'd crumple like a soda can. Once we reach Mariana Bottom, we need to be careful. From what we learned it suffered, we might need to sick together.
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye. The place sounded like a literal hell. Appropriate since it's the deepest place on Earth.
 * Sandy: Just stick with me. And DON'T do anything stupid. (They continued going deeper and deeper)
 * Computer: Radioactive activity increasing. ETA to Mariana Bottom, 2 minutes.
 * Sandy: Alrighty! We're almost there. Let's make this mission count!
 * SpongeBob: (They look out the windows)... It's total darkness down here!
 * Patrick: Yeah! Someone turned off the Sun!
 * Sandy: That's cause the Sun can't reach this depth, duh. There's no plants to provide much oxygen in the water, which is why air supply is important, and there's not that much documented native wildlife in this place. So, be ready to meet new and spooky things once we land.
 * Squidward: I think we found it! (They reach Mariana Bottom, which was a city of cracked and platform-hazardous lands with tons of bridges, pipes being used as tunnels and many other ways of transport, nuclear waste pools with radio-hazard signs and waste barrels, treacherous rock formations, and the inhabitants are much larger than those in Rock Bottom, all while this music played)
 * Mr. Krabs: HOLY TRIDENT OF NEPTUNE!!! THE PEOPLE THERE ARE HUGE!!!
 * Sandy: Probably because of the effects of deep-sea gigantism. It's a way for them to adapt to not just the higher pressure, but scarcer food resources and the cold temperatures of this depth.
 * Squidward: And I just got lost in morale.
 * Sandy: Don't puss out right now, Squid! We need to find whoever's responsible for this! (They note all the toxic nuclear waste coming out of factories)
 * Spongebob looks at a sign.
 * Spongebob: "(Reads) Property (Rassberries), of (Rassberries), Adrian (Rassberries), Boreas (Rassberries) Wintersvent (Rassberries)."
 * Squidward: "Ya don't have to include the rassberries, idiot!"
 * SpongeBob: I kinda do.
 * Squidward: Why?
 * Spongebob: "Well I needed to read exactly what's on the sign and-"
 * Sandy: Does it matter? We need to find out who this 'Adrian Boreas Wintersvent' is.
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH, PATRICK, LOOK!!! (They saw bioluminescent variants of jellyfish)
 * Patrick: WHOA!!! Jellyfish!
 * Sandy: Oh, you mean comb jellies? They're pretty common trench wildlife. (The jellyfish suddenly got sick)... And... They seem to be getting intoxicated.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, those poor creatures. It's bad enough the jellyfish in Rock Bottom are doing terribly.
 * Sandy: Eh, normally I'd argue that trench jellyfish are too aggressive to catch, even if they don't get harmed, but they do need to be helped. The Rock Bottomites said their numbers were dwindling.
 * SpongeBob: When did you figure that out?
 * Sandy: When I was checking things out on my own and examining the health of the wildlife. Regardless, we must find this Wintersvent.
 * The group noticed that a familier Tanker was riding down the city.
 * Sandy: "..... And I think we found our tanker that gave the Trenchbillies their nasty surprise."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Let's follow the scumbuckets."
 * The Sub Quietly follows the Tanker.
 * Squidward: (They arrived at a factory that the tanker had parked outside as the Dump Team Trio were seen walking out of it and heading to the building, and a tower that were both mere arcade consoles, and the middle building which was Wintersvent's Manor, which was a large television with Wintersvent himself on it)... WHOA! That guy is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA-KY!!!
 * Sandy: When have you met someone here that WASN'T freaky-looking? This guy's spieces is called a barreleye fish. Winteria telescopa to be specific. We must meet with him.
 * SpongeBob: I dunno. He seems a little suspicious. Espeically since our dumper guys just arrived to this place.
 * Sandy: Don't worry. I got this. (They landed in a spooky giant tube worm garden as they stared at them ominously, frightening them) They're just tube worms. They can be found in the Hydrothermal Fields of Rock Bottom. They're harmless... As long as ya' don't piss em off. (They stared blankly and menacingly at them as they approached the entrance)
 * Fangtooth #1: (Two fangtooth guards blocked their path) State *pbbt* your business *pbbt*!
 * Sandy:... You speak Non-Trenchian?
 * Fangtooth #2: What *Pbbt*?
 * Sandy: I'll take that as a 'no'! (Clears throat) God, I feel so awkward doing this! (Openly) We *pbbt* request a meeting *pbbt* with your boss *pbbt*! (She sighed as the saliva stained her helmet again)
 * Fangtooth #2: Wintersvent *pbbt* has no appointments *pbbt* for the moment *pbbt*. No one without an appointment *pbbt* is allowed to enter *pbbt*.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Plan B, then!
 * SpongeBob: P-P-P-Plan B?!?
 * Sandy: SHUSH! (Openly) I am a Treedome Enterprises employee *pbbt* who supports Wintersvent's actions *pbbt*, and these surfie idiots are conspirators *pbbt* against Wintersvent *pbbt* who almost ratted him out *pbbt*. Ya might recall *pbbt*, the Tootse Pop Stick *pbbt* on the news this *pbbt* morning! Only Wintersvent knows a form of punishment *pbbt* AND good torture *pbbt* to bust who they work for *pbbt* him! Should he have their limbs *pbbt* tied into your torture animal's pen *pbbt* and leave them torn to bits? (Makes violent gorey noises scaring SpongeBob) Or *pbbt*, dare I say *pbbt*, pluck each individual eyelash one-by-one *pbbt*, AND TAKING AWAY EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN LAST EYELASH WISH ALONG WITH THEM *PBBT*?!? (SpongeBob screams) Eh, who knows *pbbt*? Maybe Wintersvent can provide one *pbbt*!
 * SpongeBob: (The heroes panicked)
 * Fangtooth #2: Well, then *pbbt*, that changes everything *pbbt*! You may come in *pbbt*!
 * Fangtooth #1: Wait *pbbt*! Make a wish *pbbt*! (Plucks an eyelash from SpongeBob as they laughed)
 * Sandy:... That was way too easy.
 * SpongeBob: Clearly!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw: (He came into his office) Sorry to disturb your work, sir. But a land creature from Treedome Enterprises supporting your work has brought conspirators who almost compromised our operations, ya know, this morning's new's report?
 * ???:... (Familier Christopher Lloyd voice)..... YOU HALFWIT?! When would Treedome Enterprises even acknowledge my existence!? Never mind approving what we do down here! Bring them to me at once, Stoppy!!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw (Stoppy): It will be done. (He left)
 * ???: (He was shown with a menacing barreleye face)... Just what is this land creature trying to play here? Jupiter, make sure they aren't trying to get out.
 * A Hiss was heard as what looked like a Pacific viperfish was seen and hisses and growls was heard.
 * Sandy:... You know... I'm beginning to think that lie wouldn't fool A.B. so easily if he has been at this for years.
 * Squidward: And what makes you say that? Seems like there's no one here to- (Gun cocks were heard as Fangtooth/Sabertoothfish/Barreleye guards cornered them)... You know... I REALLY gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * The group were dragged away as a hissing figure was watching.
 * Sandy: (They were brought in)...
 * ???: Now, I know I'm not exactly a mentally well person, but I am insulted if you had assumed that I was also stupid?! Would I be able to get away with what I am doing if I was easy to dope like that?!
 * Patrick: WHOA, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD VOICE!!! TOTAL BAD GUY!!!
 * Wintersvent: (He shows himself at last) And who said I'm a bad guy? I am merely a businessman and oppertunist taking advantage of a perfect oppertunity to dispose of waste without waste of truely worthwhile life.
 * Sandy:... What are you doing here, Wintersvent? Your actions seem to be polluting other trench communities.
 * Wintersvent: Well, it's nothing really personal to the likes of them. Rock Bottom was struggling with it's own waste problem until I came in and saved them from the waste by taking it to where it can't hurt Rock Bottom anymore. My concerns belong more to my home trench. Other trenches? Well, I can't exactly be blamed if they can't adapt to the change or simply move upstate.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why?!? JUST WHY?!?
 * Wintersvent: Why? WHY?!? I pretty much explained WHY?! Rock Bottom was suffering the waste itself and I needed to correct that! Have you NOT heard of the Rock Bottom Nuclear Plant Accident of 1985, when the uranium spilled into our precious communies?! My parents suffered cancer as a result, and I? I, was lucky to have been away from the dishastor zone..... My family....... My friends..... My community........ All gone. Those who survived turned into the unusual sots you have seen today, who, became obcessed with the old primitive raspberry talk. And some of that uranium is still there, so buses can't exactly afford to be there LONGER then a few seconds, else it risks bringing that uranium to THEIR communites!
 * Patrick: OHHHHHHHHHHH, NOW IT MAKES SENSE!!
 * Squidward:... You are such an idiot.
 * Wintersvent: So, growing up an orphan left me to be broken, in heart, spirit, and MAYBE mind. So what I am doing, I am doing to keep more Rock Bottom communites from suffering the aftermath of the Accsident! And besides, Rock Bottom is clearly the only civilised trench. The other ones are home to mindless savages and monsters anyway, so, there's no moral consinquence for me. Rock Bottom will be without the uranium, hidious wastes of space will not darken our green earth anymore, and the upstaters don't have to get involve! EVERYONE WINS?! Even me, who, finally, recovers from the unfairness of.... Losing my entire family and friends........
 * Squidward: Yeah, you're a scumbag that's doing all this because you're a misunderstood jackass who cannot accept the unfairness of life as it is a cruel bitch. And for what? A blanent exsample why we shouldn't bother with nuclear engery? And on top of that, you're making other trenches suffer what was Rock Bottom's problem because you couldn't handle tragity well? Well let me tell you something, I-
 * Wintersvent: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, FAT-NOSE?!?
 * Squidward: "FAT-NOSE?! WHY I OUTTA, I'M GONNA DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE PROPER AUTHIERIES AND- (Hisses are heard)..... And..... (A shadow loomed behind them).... Oh noooooo."
 * Sandy: Whoa! Viperfish! Everyone stand back!
 * The group see a huge Viperfish was hissed like a snake and the size of a grey area between anacondas and titanoboas, while also growling and snarling like a sea serpent!
 * Patrick: "..... Wow, somebody check him for steriod abuse, am I right?"
 * Wintersvent: "..... Now, Fat-Nose, would you like to finish what you threatened to do to me? Jupiter would like to take notes."
 * Squidward:... Nope! I'd more or less like to NOT see what this thing can do.
 * Wintersvent: That's what I THOUGHT! Good boy, Jupiter! (The Viperfish known as Jupiter hissed in agreement)
 * Sandy:... I must ask, sir, if you're from Rock Bottom, how are you-
 * Wintersvent: How am I used to the pressure of the deepest place on Earth? Heh, I challenged the Challenger's Deep for a long, LONG, time! I've adapted WELL to this kind of underwater pressure. I have been SO determined by my goals of rescuing Rock Bottom, even IF it was blind to my ambitions, that I would do ANYTHING, including defying physical laws, to get it. All the uranium, neptunium, and plutonium dumped here, as well as those WRETCHED PCBs, may be a problem originating here, but since I came, I have earned EVERYONE'S trust by balancing out the harmful effects, and can even use the toxins as a potent weapon.
 * SpongeBob: PCBs?
 * Sandy: It means 'polychlorinated biphenyl'. The organisms here have been known to produce it, and it's a toxic substance illegalized since the 70s.
 * Wintersvent: And it, along with the toxins here, are my BEST weapon. I could use it against any who get in my way. The bullets within my men's guns are coated with it, and they explode very well. Bombs, chemical fire, anything I wish to keep any critics from trying to call me out of what I simply MUST do, for the good of my community.
 * Mr. Krabs: But at what cost? Is saving ONE place worth harming the OTHERS?!?
 * Wintersvent: Think of it as, survival of the fittest.
 * Patrick: Okay, THAT'S evil right there.
 * Wintersvent: Take it anyway you wish! I know what I am doing here. I dedicated SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY into all this. If you think, FOR A SPLIT SECOND, I will let you take that away from me, because you felt sorry for a bunch of backwoods savages, then OOPSY DOODLES, you've got another thing coming! And I know JUST the way to put you out of both our misery. I think Jupiter here deserves a good snack. TAKE THEM TO THE PEN!!!
 * Spongebob: "Now wait a minute, can't we talk about this-?"
 * Wintersvent: "We just did! Negosiations however, are over."
 * The Guards grabbed the five as they walk off as Jupiter crawled into the vents as if to get a shortcut.
 * Wintersvent: "(Turns chair back to window)..... (Sighs), Business as usual, I suppose."
 * SpongeBob: (They were thrown into the pen) GAH!
 * Sandy: YOU BASTARDS!
 * SpongeBob: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
 * Squidward: Why did I even agree to go to the Pride Lands with you two in the very beginning?
 * Mr. Krabs: "Because they brought up the fact other worlds will offer music and art beyond yer imagination."
 * Squidward: Oh yeah... Why'd I have my art and music boner do the talking for me?
 * Patrick: "Because you like those things?"
 * Distent hissing was heard.....
 * Sandy: ".... That sounds like Wintersvent's Viperfish is coming in less then a few moments."
 * Squidward: "Oh no. What a way to go. Eaten by an inexplictably unsentient fish."
 * Spongebob: "Don't worry Squidward. The Pioneers know all about dealing with Viperfish. They used to tame them to herd lifestock."
 * Squidward: "What in the- AGAIN WITH THE STUPID PIONEERS?! And since when were the pioneers living in trenches to fight a viperfish?!"
 * Spongebob: "They have been in trenches before. And believe it or not Squidward, this old trick of their's might help us. The key of passifying a viperfish is to pet them at cuddle-sensitive areas, feed them treats, (Randomly pulls out Viperfish Treats out of nowhere) Like these-"
 * Sandy/Squidward: "Where did you-"
 * Spongebob: "I got these off camera before we went to Sandy's dome. I kinda figured Viperfish would be encountered. Anyway, as I was saying, you need cuddle points, treats, and mutual respect for it's intelligence."
 * Squidward: "Well that 3rd thing might be hard to do, CAUSE IT'S BASICLY AIMING TO EAT US?!"
 * Spongebob: "That's why it's always impourent (Brings up Pioneer book) To read your Pioneer knowledge book."
 * Squidward: "Are you really so positive about this?"
 * SpongeBob: Trust me.
 * Squidward: Yeah, no, I'd rather hope for a miracle. (Jupiter came out while this music played)
 * Patrick: GAAAH, WHAT DO WE DO?!
 * Squidward: We cry like babies as we're torn limb from limb!! (They ran in panic and SpongeBob just faced him and he just got him in a sweet spot, and fed him the treats, of which the four stopped running when they saw that)...... Wow. I uh, think I may have to start studying about Pioneers more.
 * Sandy: That was pretty easy.
 * SpongeBob: The takeaway here is, always trust the pioneers.
 * Squidward: Neptune, why don't you freaking marry a pioneer if you love them so much?
 * SpongeBob: Oh stop being a jerk. Bottom line, Jupiter is on our side now.
 * Squidward:... Not buying it. (Jupiter opened an exit for them)... Still not buying it. It could be a trap. (Jupiter roared into the exit and scared away the trappers)...... Some might still be there- (Others were heard having heart attacks)...... That couldn't have been all of them-
 * Sandy: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, SQUIDWARD, STOP BEING SUCH A DENYING SCAREDY CAT AND GET IN THE VENT!!!
 * Squidward: Ugh, fine! But if I turn out right, I'm blaming you.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why's it gotta be about you all the time, Mr. Squidward?
 * Telescope Fish: Alright, men, we have a job to do. Make sure the trespassers don't reach the big boss. Remember what I taught you.
 * Sabertooth Fish: WHAT DID YOU BY "TAUGHT US", MR. WORMBO?!
 * Wormbo:... You don't remember? (Sighs) You glowworms are useless! Okay, it's come to my attention that all you guys have done in the past is actually aiming your guns at bastards, but not actually firing.
 * Fangtooth: That ain't true, sir. I was firing at this one guy. Like BANG.
 * Wormbo: Yeah, but he was trained, so he grabbed your hand forcing you to shoot at the ground! Then what'd he do?
 * Fangtooth:... Hit me in the face with my own gun?
 * Wormbo: Exactly. You tube worms need to learn subtlety. So, you just need to take 10 steps back, and actually use those pea shooters. It just takes one shot with these acid bullets, you know. And THESE guys have pressurized suits. Just use that against them.
 * Everyone: YES SIR!
 * Anglerfish: But are you sure we need to be diligent? Jupiter will make short work out of them.
 * Wormbo: (Slaps him) IDIOT! Hasn't anyone ever told you to expect the unexpected?
 * Anglerfish: Unless you're psychic, I don't see how that's physically possible.
 * Wormbo: Ugh, I'm surrounded by idiots! Let's just make sure that actually happens. Capish?!
 * Everyone: YES SIR!!
 * Wormbo: Seriously, it's a paradox that clueless simpletons like you are still alive.
 * Firefly Squid: I'm the best, sir.
 * Wormbo: Yeah, the LAST of the best. The rest croaked on the job. You best make your career count, Squibb!
 * Squibb: I won't let you down sir! (The forces spread while Squibb cocked his rifle)
 * Wormbo:... I pray to King Neptune that they get lucky.
 * (This music played)
 * Sandy: (They saw the guards, tube worm garden, and others patrolling) Well this is it.
 * Squidward: Why are we just sneaking around? Jupiter can handle this, right?
 * Sandy: The guards are armed with chemical weapons, remember? I don't think even Jupiter can get past that.
 * Squidward: Well some asset he turned out to be. (Jupiter hiss-snarled at him) I take it back, I take it back!!
 * Spongebob: "Try to mind Squidward, Jupiter, Squidward can be a grumpy sour-octopus sometimes."
 * Squidward: "We need to get past these guys."
 * Patrick: "(Looks at the employee locker room not too far)..... I got an idea..... Sandy, do you have any spare pressure suits?"
 * Sandy: "Well I do have up to 7 emergeny spares, why?"
 * Patrick: "Just trust me, cause, I think I have, an Eye-D-A."
 * Mr. Krabs: "You mean an Idea?"
 * Patrick: "Yeah."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Just when I thought that brain doesn't work with you, Patrick."
 * Wormbo was seen walking by as Frillero was seen sadly packing up.
 * Dumboson and Angusler came up to Frillero.....
 * Frillero: "....... What do you guys want?"
 * Dumboson: "...... Look, Frill, about what I said earlier, I..... I want to apologies."
 * Angusler: "Me too. We were too harsh."
 * Frillero: "Why apologies? You weren't the ones who lost yer jobs."
 * Angusler: "Ehhhhh, about that..... See, the cameras spotted our Tanker being followed by Sandy's sub, and..... Wintersvent, kinda hates all of us for that epic fail..... So..... We got fired too."
 * Dumboson: "Now we're both jobless."
 * Frillero: "(As the trio were unaware of Wormbo and the process of him being snagged by Jupiter)...... Guys, I'm sorry about the tootsie pop stick, I-"
 * Dumboson: "Look, it's fine, just, relax..... We can at least focus on getting other work..... In the meantime..... How's about we go to the Mariana Seaweed Bar and get us some Seaweed, our treat."
 * Frillero: ".... But, I thought you don't befriend failures?"
 * Angusler: "Eh, well..... We and Dumbs are failures now too."
 * Dumboson: "Frill, we realise that, may A.B., ain't exactly the best boss, so, let's forget we ever got involved in this mess and move on, huh?"
 * Frillero: ".... Thanks guys, (As the trio were unaware of Wormbo being stuffed into one of the spare Pressure Suits), That means alot. (The trio hugged, and proceeded to leave by another exit, never having once noticed Wormbo being completely stuffed into a suit)"
 * The Guards were still patroling about, as the pressure suited Wormbo was tossed out in front of them, as in the suit, it was seen that he was wearing a crude squirl mask, and with in that he was gagged by one of Patrick's socks so he couldn't talk his way out of it, as when he tried anyway, all he can do is muffle!
 * Fangtooth: "GUYS! IT'S THE SQUIRL?!"
 * Sabertooth: "Let's remember Wormbo's advace, not waste time and get it done?!"
 * Wormbo was waving his arms like mad, begging the guards to stop, but the guards didn't heed this as they instead cartoonishly fire at Wormbo, forcing the silenced instructor to run like mad as the guards were chasing him!
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Exsellent plan, Patrick."
 * Squidward: I question what kind of chemicals AB was on to hire morons like them.
 * The Group moved on!
 * Wormbo ran and reached to a bridge standing over a vat of waste.
 * Wormbo muffled, begging the guards to stop, but then he ran into Squibb.
 * Wormbo was waving like mad, begging for Squibb to listen!
 * Squibb: "GASPED?! The Squirl?! (Squibb judo kicks Wormbo right into the vat, as in slow motion, Wormbo muffled in terror)....."
 * Wormbo fell into the vat and was swallowed by the waste, as only the pressure suit mask returned......
 * The other Guards arrived......
 * Squibb: "..... We keep, quiet about this insodent, to A.B., got it? Far as he knows, Jupiter ate the tresspassers."
 * The Guards agreed to this and proceeded to move on.
 * Sandy: (They burst in, Sandy kicking the door down) Enough is ENOUGH, Wintersvent! We're not letting you destroy Trench society!
 * Wintersvent: (He was in shock) WHAT?!? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE?!? YOU SHOULD BE DEAD! Sweet Neptune, how many times do I have to kill you all?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: As many times as it takes you to give up!
 * Wintersvent:... (Growls) Fine! (He pulls out a gun) You want something done right, you do it yourself! (He fires at them as SpongeBob avoided the acidic bullet with his shapeshifting abilities) WHERE IS SECURITY?!? WHERE IS JUPITER?!?
 * Sandy: Oh, your viperfish pet? I'm sure it'd like to make mince meat outta you!
 * Wintersvent: (As Jupiter came in through his window growling)... JUPITER!!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!? I gave you a home when so many people tried to put you down! I welcomed you while many others feared and hated you! You think THEY care about YOU?!? They don't! They hate you like all the rest!
 * Sandy: Oh, they may see a monster, but what WE came to see, was a poor animal who was brought down from it's original home by it's destruction! It's time we put this down once and for-
 * Wintersvent: QUIET!! (He fired at her as the bullet scratched her suit, and the acid did more damage to it as the pressure started to kick in)
 * Sandy: MY SUIT!!! AAHH-AAAAHHHGHHH!! (She fell in pain)
 * SpongeBob: SANDY!!!
 * Wintersvent: That was a warning! Leave NOW, and never tell ANYONE ABOUT ME OR THIS PLACE, or I WILL KILL YOU!
 * SpongeBob:... You know what? Just for that, I will NEVER leave! (He charged into him through the broken window as they fell into the tube worm garden near a PCB pit of irradiated mess)
 * Wintersvent: (Growls as he pins SpongeBob near the pit of wastes, as he was feeling pain when exposed to the chemicals, pushing him further)... YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT, DO YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: Here's a two-word answer: Uh-uh!
 * Wintersvent: Well, I have NOT come this far, JUST TO SEE YOU MISCREANTS, TAKE ALL MY HARD WORK OF PROTECTING EVERYTHING, EVEN IF INFERIOR COMMUNITIES HAVE TO BE SACRIFICED, AWAY FROM ME!!! You will DIE with your friends! (He continues pushing SpongeBob until Jupiter pushed him away, and landed growling at him)... Jupiter!... BAD VIPERFISH! I am your master AND caretaker, and I demand you show me the respect I showed you!
 * Squidward: (He and the others came down from Jupiter) All you did was use him! We told him enough, so he's nothing to you anymore!
 * Wintersvent:... (Sighs) I understand! You were a good pet, Jupiter! (He pointed his gun at him) But now it's time to put you down! (He fired as Jupiter dodged)... Drat, I forgot that I trained you too well in dodging bullets! I swear, every time I strengthen the core of something, it comes back to haunt me- (SpongeBob kicked him in the crotch) DAAAAH!! (He fell on his knees) NOT, NOBLE, TO HIT, BELOW, THE BELT?!
 * SpongeBob: You don't deserved to be treated with nobleness, Winters!
 * Wintersvent: Okay, that tears it! (He kicks him down before he could attack) You just earned yourself, your friends, and EVERYTHING you ever cared about, a one-way ticket to nuclear wipeout, kid! Your precious Bikini Bottom will pay for your actions! AND YOUR GIRL WILL BE THE FIRST TO SUFFER! (He pointed his pistol at Sandy who was still in pain as a result of the pressure) At least I know SHE won't be able to easily dodge acidic bullets- (Jupiter chomped onto his head, causing Wintersvent to scream muffled as he inadvertingly dropped his weapon, as Jupiter began to shake and toss Winters body around and toss out a lot of weapons that can be able to be of help to Winters, even all of the knifes! When it made sure every single weapon was gone, the process of the shaking as shown that it was too much for Winters as it appears that the body went limp and Winters isn't heard anymore, thus leading Jupitor to swallow the whole thing whole, and he was heard muffled and distorted screaming as he was digested whole)... (Jupiter burped comically)...
 * Spongebob:... Yikes! What a way to go. Get hit in the ding-dong and then get swallowed by your former pet. I wouldn't even wish that on my worse enemy. But hey, at least it's less gruesome than being disintegrated in THAT s***! (Points at the PCB pits, the parts of him exposed to it falling off and growing back)... Though he did kinda endanger Sandy- (Makes a shocked face) SANDY!! (She was bleeding as the pressure started crushing her)... SANDY!
 * Sandy: URRGHH!! The deep water is crushing me like I'm under a boulder! URRRGGHHHH!!! SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!
 * SpongeBob: What do we do, what do we do, what do we do?!? (Jupiter picked Sandy up, signaled the others to get on, and scaled the wall of the trench and up to the surface quickly)... Did you know he could do that?
 * Stoppy: No.
 * Spongebob: Good. (He blasted him with his Jelly Launcher)
 * Squidward: How'll he reach the surface in time?!
 * Mr. Krabs: Let's just get back to the sub, I'm sure he's got it under control.
 * Ma Angler:... What's taking those little sea squirts so long?! The sun is starting to melt my brain through my eyeholes!!!
 * Cletus Jr: I'm sure it won't be long. Right, Billy?
 * Billy: MY EEEYYYEEES!!!!
 * Cletus Jr:...... Maybe they got lost or something? (Suddenly Jupiter jumped out as they gasped in fear) VIPERFISH!!!!!!
 * Ma Angler: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! (Jupiter landed along with the others in the sub as they recovered, and Sandy was no longer crushed by the pressure)
 * Sandy:... OH, GOD! My bones! OUCH!
 * Ma Angler:... Tell me why you endanger yourself underwater in more ways than drowning again?
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, we don't tell you how to live YOUR life!
 * Ma Angler: "Well, did ya at least stopped the problem?"
 * Squidward: "Well, the problem turned out to be a distopian land of monsters ruled by the only intelligent Rock Bottomite who's socity was a victim of a nuclear accsident and was subugating other tenches, including yours, with the stuff as a means to not have Rock Bottom a nuclear mess anymore."
 * Ma Angler: ".... Oh. I figured it was just a bunch of city folk being eviomentally irrespondsable, but that's actselly worse. Is this varment gone?"
 * Spongebob: "This viperfish ate him."
 * Jupiter burped out Wintersvents' trenchcoat, as it was seen partially digested.
 * Ma Angler: "...... Yikes. So, can we go home now?"
 * Sandy: "Well, not exactly. There's still a nuclear mess down there. I need to contact and warn Treedome Enterprises to help lead an effert to clean up the infected trenches.... Right after I recover from being stomped on by the water."
 * Ma Angler: "So, we're staying in the Krusty Krab then?"
 * Sandy: "Actselly, I'll be sure to ask the chimps to give you all refugee camps for you and other victims of Winters' actions till clean-up's complete."
 * Ma Angler: "..... But we can still get to the Krusty Krab, right?"
 * Sandy: "Well yeah, it's a free country."
 * Mr. Krabs: "WHAT?! BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DEAL?!"
 * Ma Angler: "Oh don't worry your handsome head."
 * Mr. Krabs: DON'T EVER CALL ME HANDSOME AGAIN, YA WEIRDO!!! I ALREADY HAVE A GIRL ANYWAY!!!
 * Ma Angler:... Well why didn't you say so in the first place? Anywho, It's still on. After all, you both promised to stop the problem AND get our trench clean. Ya only did half of that, and the Squirl Lady clearly said the trench needs to be cleaned up."
 * Mr. Krabs: "...... Yeah, that's fair."
 * Jupiter sighed sadly.
 * Spongebob: "What's wrong Jupitor?"
 * Squidward: "I believe that it's figuring that since Wintersvent's gone, he has no owner anymore. Sure he acknowledges now that Winters wasn't a good master, but.... He was still A master. Jupiter now doesn't know what to do."
 * Ma Angler: "I'd offered the poor thng a home, but I have a sister that's allergic to Viperfish. So that's out."
 * Patrick: "We can go to Equestria and give it to Fluttershy."
 * Spongebob: ".... That's brillient Patrick, but I think Fluttershy deserves a break from us constinetly giving her former pets of villains."
 * Squidward: I still question if it feels right to dump our pities on homeless animals on her doorstep.
 * SpongeBob: But Equestria IS perfect for another thing. We could give him to Eqlantica under the care of Gubby Caution."
 * Patrick: "Who?"
 * Squidward: "Like Fluttershy, but recolored and is a merpony, don't you remember?"
 * Jupitor hisses inquisitively.
 * Mr. Krabs: "I think he's asking if he's gonna be happy there."
 * Spongebob: "Trust me, Jupiter. Gubby is very nice to sea creatures. Heck, Mareina once mentioned that she keeps a special trench exsibit for Trench Creatures. She'll love you."
 * Jupiter happly hissed and serpent hugged Spongebob, who embraced it.....
 * Sandy: "..... First things first, though..... It's about time to throw the book at A.B.'s reminant operation."
 * Pressure Suit police forces were seen arriving to A.B.'s place and arrested all staff involved.
 * Squibb: "(Was among the arrested)...... Where'd it go wrong? I sworn that I took down the Squirl. (Was surprised to see Sandy and friends in pressuresed Suits)..... THE SQUIRL?! YOUR ALIVE?! BUT, I PUSHED YOU INTO A WASTE VAT?!"
 * The group were surprised......
 * Spongebob: "..... Ohhhhhhh..... Ya see...... That was this Telescope Fish we stuffed into a spare suit, stuffed one of Patrick's socks in, gave him a Squirl Mask and used as bait to lure you guys away from us so we can stop A.B."
 * Squibb was shocked that it was actselly Wormbo he tossed into the wastes.......
 * Squibb: "...... Oh..... Oh my god....... Wormbo......... What...... What have I done?"
 * ???: "IDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS?!"
 * Wormbo came back as a radioactive Squirl-Masked Sock-Mouched Mutant!
 * Wormbo: "YOUUUUUUU INCOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT TWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS?!"
 * Squibb: "Wormbo?!"
 * Sandy: JUMPING JELLYBEANS!!!!!!
 * Squidward: (With burning eyes) MY EYYYES!!!!!
 * Fangtooth: "MR. WORMBO, PLEASE?! WE DID EVERYTHING YA SAID?! WE DID EXACTLY EVERYTHING YA SAID?!"
 * Wormbo: "IIIIIIIIIIII- (Realises that)....... Wooooooooooooooooooow. You guuuuuuuuuuyyyyyssssssssssssssss, manaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage, to failllllllllllllllllllllllllll, by actssssssssssssseeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy being compiddddddddddddddddddddddddddennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt guards...... And frrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooom ssssssssssssssommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmthiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing I just saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid tooooooooo!....... Amidiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy, myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn fauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllllllllllllllllt."
 * Sandy: "......Wormbo, is it? Hows about I have Treedome Enterprizes cure you of your mutantnesss before ya get fited into a cell."
 * Wormbo: "..... Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Whoooooooooooooooooollllllle thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing'ssssssssssssssss a buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssst anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."
 * Squidward: "PLEASE STOP SPEAKING, I CAN'T STAND IT?! AND PLEASE GET OUT OF MY SIGHT, YOU LOOK ATROCIOUS!!!!"
 * Wormbo: IIIII'MMMMM AAAAAAAAAAA MMMMOOOOOOOONNNNSSSTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!! (Cries acidic tears)
 * Squibb: Oh come on, sir, you don't look THAT bad.... Then again, we Trenchians have gotten used to atrocious. You're still one of the cute ones compared to other Trench folk.
 * Wormbo:...... TOOOOOOUUUUCCCHHHCCCHHHEEÉ!!!
 * Squidward: ".... Sandy, the sooner you cure this guy, the better."
 * Sandy: "No denying that."
 * Potty:.... Eh, the ending could've been better.
 * Patchy: Ah shaddap. Now onto the next story. And you kids are in for a new treat. You kids remember the online game of the Legends of Bikini Bottom game?
 * Potty:... Who does?
 * Patchy: MSM apparently. Remember the game that could be unlocked with the code 'Booty'?
 * Potty:... Again, who does?
 * Patchy: Again, MSM apparently. Well, it was called 'Goonami'. And the actual event was pretty rough.
 * Potty: "We'll be the judges of that."

Chapter 4: Goonami
Nighttime at Glacier Area Morning Meanwhile, inside the Glaicer. Later. Goo Lagoon. Sudden Jumpcut. Goo Lagoon shoreline. Later... French Narrator: Later... Glacier, 2 Hours Later... On a distent road. Moon. Back on Earth. Elsewhere. Later... Crowd location. Flashback. Present Dr. Koi's shop. Goo Lagoon Meanwhile... Later... Flashback Present Glacier Top of Glacier Flashback Present Outskirts of the Mall. Later... Glacier Mall. Abandoned Warehouse Downtown Bikini Bottom Spongebob and Patrick's location. Warehouse District. Mall Flooded Downtown Bikini Bottom Many Close Saves Later... Mall Open Goo Mall Inside Mall Internal Mall Sometime in July.... The End
 * Two figures riding on Sea Horses arrived at a certain point.....
 * Figure 1: "..... Are you sure this is it?"
 * Figure 2, reveiled to be a shady rockfish.....
 * Rockfish: "....... Be assured...... The Creature, is here."
 * Figure 1: "...... Good."
 * The two strangers had their sea horses climb up the glacier, but then the sea horses whinny in panic, bucked the two strangers off and zoomed off!
 * Figure 1: "..... Obviously, the fear in those equines' eyes is assurence that we are on the right track. They sensed it's presnece."
 * Rockfish: "I apologiese, I was sure those were well trained Sea Horses, I stole them myself from that farm."
 * Figure 1: "Instict always over-rides obedience. Now come."
 * The Rockfish began to show the figure around to a certain point, and reached a giant ice wall with a silluette of a great beast inside.....
 * The Rockfish: "..... Like I promised you..... The ultamate beast....."
 * Figure 1: "..... Finally...... My ultamate revenge......"
 * Rockfish: "I see you are pleased...... Now, about the finder's payment...."
 * Figure 1: "....... You lowbrow criminals never surprise me. (Pulls out a harpoon gun that surprises the Rockfish)...... But I can surprise you."
 * The camera looks at the frozen wall as a harpoon gun was heard firing and the sound of an impalement was heard, then a thud......
 * The now lone figure stood over the laying corpse of the Rockfish......
 * Figure: "...... Not like the world would miss him..... (Turns to the frozen beast)..... But I bet, the world has sorely missed you, my incrediable beast...... And soon..... (Sinisterly) You will feed again..... (Starts chackling sinisterly and maniacally).
 * (Potty):... I take it back, that's f*****g ominous!
 * (Patchy): Potty, language..... Did I accsidently used a toilet humor pun?
 * (Potty): Tch, what can I say? I'm a 'Potty' mouth. (Rimshot)
 * (SB Narrator): Ahhh, observe the majesty of the mighty Bikini Bottom Glacier overlooking the borders of Goo Lagoon, and Sand Mountain. Staying alive since the mighty days of the Ice Age... Or adjacent... It has remained one of Bikini Bottom's GREATEST landmarks... Until now.
 * SpongeBob: (As Sandy was swimming in the goo with him and Patrick) Uh, Sandy, you don't exactly need to do this.
 * Sandy: Uh, and why not? Larry was PRETTY clear that you can't swim, and since he had more important things to do than help you out of that fake lifeguard incident, I took the stress off his pincers. So, you're going to learn to swim, and you are gonna like it.
 * SpongeBob: Easy for you to say. You can breath in both water AND goo because of that helmet of yours, and you can speak in both, unlike us. You have no idea how it feels.
 * Sandy: True, but I sure as hell don't close the entire beach for 1 hour after luring everyone into having free ice cream! And besides, for me, I'm a land creature that needs this whenever I'm out here. Otherwise, I can't survive for long even after I have albeit strangely-large lung capacity so I can have PLENTY of time to find-
 * Patrick: A pickle jar?
 * Sandy:... Yes, a pickle jar.
 * SpongeBob: But again, we didn't have a stopwatch, so all we did was wait for you to crack. It was funny, but not at all something to be taken THAT much into vain since we didn't take the same thing.
 * Sandy: And don't you forget it. Besides, it doesn't matter. Yall' need this, otherwise, there's BOUND to be something catastrophic that you'll need such lessons, like a flood.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we have had floods here before, but nothing THAT major.
 * Sandy:... Well... What if THAT melted entirely? (She points at the glacier)
 * SpongeBob:... The Bikini Bottom Glacier? But that thing's been around since the Ice Age... I think. It's never melted.
 * Sandy: Yes, but we ARE in a tropical area after all. It's possible that, if given the right amount of heat, it will melt the entire glacier, and flood the entire city into crazy- (She noticed a child was traumatized)... Uh... Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that. It's just a myth. Just run along. (She did so)...
 * Patrick: Myth? Well, then, I guess we have nothing to worry about.
 * Sandy: I was ju- (Shrugs) Okay, I need to be much more specific, but not here. (They got back onto the beach as they went into their umbrella spot)... Okay. Have you ever heard of 'global warming'?
 * Patrick: Oh, are you gonna warn the globe of this? Were you lying to that kid or something-
 * Sandy: NO, YOU IDIOT! 'GLOBAL WARMING!!' It's the Earth warming up after years of various causes such as carbon dioxide being pumped into the-
 * SpongeBob: OHHH, wait, NOW I remember what it means now, I thought it was familiar.
 * Sandy:... You knew?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs once tried to cause global warming to cheat his way into people paying to be in his new pool, until I ended up making it worse.
 * Sandy:... Oh, that. Right. I admit, that incident DID cause the Glacier to melt, but only a slight bit. But do remember, that global warming is considered both a fact and a myth to some people. Myth because they don't wanna freak out and panic over death through the consequences of such behavior, or fact because of being a warning against factory smokestacks and other polluting factors and thus a potaintional threat to a centauries lasting history in favor of alternative but largely untested and exspensive fuels and other means of clean engery. It's, pretty much a hot button issue in politics. It causes the polar ice caps to melt, and as the result of added water to the sea, it causes their levels to rise up even to land. It was that way many times in the past, and if we're not careful, it may happen again.
 * Patrick:... Okay, you're scaring us a little bit.
 * Sandy: Exactly. To be honest, the myth thing was used as a means to keep people from causing mass hysteria, give or take safe-guarding fozzel fuels if you want to criticised those that dare be "Climate Deniers" and hope that we don't do such a thing to our precious home. This glacier, as big as it is, contains enough goo to flood all of Bikini Bottom to the tip of the Sea Needle. So, there's no doubt that, if such a thing DID happen, which I doubt, we'd need to learn things fast, otherwise we'd be as dead as much of the people in that Flood disaster movie.
 * SpongeBob:... Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Like I said, it's a worst-case scenario. It's unlikely to happen. But if it DOES, you need to learn a thing or two. And as the person who taught you about survival, you might need it from me more than Larry.
 * SpongeBob:... She may have a point, Pats. What IF we were in peril like that?... Alright, I guess we could try it. But just as long as we take it slow.
 * Sandy: Well, slow it is. I can take you out as far enough to shore as possible, and hope to build you up in your progress.
 * SpongeBob:... You sure?
 * Sandy:... (Sighs, "Neptune shoot me for what I'm about to do!")... Well, I think I might have a way to make you comfortable when doing it. (She removes her pressurized suit)
 * Patrick: Oh, here we go!
 * SpongeBob: (His eyes engorged as she got in her trademark purple-and-green swimsuit attire as her fur glistened in the water, this music playing as he admired her body for 30 seconds)...
 * Sandy: (Record scratch) Now, now, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob snapped out of it) Do remember there are children here, so please control yourself, and act like you do when you meet me in this attire at the Treedome.
 * SpongeBob: That's just it. In air, you're okay, but water... Well... I'm sure you get the logic of a fish preferring near-naked girls underwater. Raises too many questions if fish are secretly sentient, but still. So it's pretty hard to get over. But for the sake of not being humiliated, I'll try.
 * Sandy: Goody.
 * The figure was seen setting up alot of very big heaters around the ice wall, as it already started to have an effect.
 * Figure: "..... Yeeeeeesssss, Yeeeeeeesssssss."
 * The Silluetted head of the creature was freed first..... The beast was heard moaning weakly, and hungerly......
 * Figure: "..... I take it this impromptu hybernation has not been good for hunger. (Looks back at the Rockfish's unmoving body)...... Allow me, to provide, breakfest in bed. (The figure moved torwords the rockfish, picked the carcuss up, and tossed the rockfish right at the direction of the silluetted creature, which the camera then changes into the perspective from inside a very fanged mouth as the Rockfish body goes right into the mouth!
 * A grosume chomp was heard as the camera returned to the figure.....
 * The creature was still heard moaning.....
 * Figure: "..... Well..... At least I have comfirmation that it is in fact, predatory. But I doubt that deceased simpleton was enough. I need to aquire it, some more meat."
 * Faint moaning was heard, as the Figure looked from the cave mouth and saw that a dying whale was seen flouting down into the ground and landing....
 * Figure: "..... Ahhhh..... An unsentient whale recently died..... (Pulls out a large machite)....... Perfect."
 * The Figure slowly moves torwords the whale.....
 * A convayor belt was seen moving chunks and chunks of whale meat right up into the still unseen creature as chomps and splatters were heard.
 * Figure: "..... I swear, it's like the pet I was never able o aquire."
 * ???: "HEY ASSHOLE!?"
 * A gang of burly harpoon weilding Killer Whales showed up!
 * Killer Whale leader: "That was our hard-earned kill you are harvesting, wise guy?! So I hope yer willing to compinsate on- (Looks at where the convayor belt is leading to) OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SWEET NEPTUNE, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"
 * Figure: ".... Call it, a pet project. So, I take it you gents are known Whalers."
 * (Deadpool): "IRONYYYYY!!"
 * (Scroopfan): "Actselly, Killer Whales are assentually over-grown dolphans."
 * (Deadpool): "Yeah, but it's still ironic as balls!"
 * Killer Whale Leader: "..... Uh, duh, yes. We, make a living at killing unsentient whales. Their meat is worth a lot in the japanese seas, and, generally the asian black market. That humpback? It was gonna be our payday....."
 * Figure: "....... There's a migrating pod not too far from here...... Bring, them, to me..... And you bunch, can have the greatest treasure of all..... Your miserable lives..... Else...... Well, you'll find that my creature is not...... Picky."
 * The Killer Whales gulped and slowly backed away.....
 * Killer Whale Leader: "Uh, s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-Sure, mac, you uh..... You got the word of Scummy McBucket that you'll see ALOT more dead whales! (He and the group quickly ran off to do their job)....."
 * Figure: "..... (Chuckles wickedly)."
 * Sandy: (Was swimming under the goo with SpongeBob and Patrick)... So far, so good.
 * SpongeBob: ("Neptune, she's hot! SPONGEBOB, STOP THINKING THAT, BE MODEST!!!! IMAGINE WE'RE IN THE TREEDOME!!! WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT COMMENT ABOUT HER CHESTNUTS...") (Sandy's body and fur kept glistening under the goo)... (Gurgling) THOSE CHESTNUTS!!! ("S***!!!")
 * Sandy: Oh for the love of, you just couldn't resist. You know what? This was obviously a mistake. (They swam to the glacier as she put her suit back on) The water was getting cold anyway.
 * SpongeBob: That was the best part! (Covers his mouth) DAMMIT, SPONGEBOB, WHY DO YOU KEEP COMMENTING LIKE A PERVERT?!? (Hits his head comically on the ice wall)...
 * Sandy: Ya done?
 * SpongeBob: Yes.... (His pants got bulged off-camera) What?... (Notices) OH FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE!!!! (Tore it off and grew it back off-camera as Patrick and Sandy were disturbed)... Done. Ugh, why couldn't I be in love with Pearl instead of you?
 * Sandy: One, some fans would ask the same, two, because logically she's got no chemistry with you. And 3rd.... Well it would just make your professional relationship with Mr. Krabs as your boss, kinda awkword. And also of note, I'd imagined that Pearl already has plenty of other guys to choose from, and her high school attatude keeps her from finding fry cook guys attacted, she once said it would make her look like "A Planatarian", even though she has NO idea what that means. Heck, she didn't wanted to be seen at the prom with ya without you puting up that elaberate disguise.
 * Patrick: Well this became a less glamerious start to a vacation ever since that Pang Bing fiasco.
 * Sandy: (Sighs).... Let's just get a breather before heading back.
 * SpongeBob: Well, I'll go wash off the shame I just stained myself with. (He walked until seeing something)...
 * Sandy: You okay, SB?
 * SpongeBob:... Holy Trident of Neptune! (The Glacier was very tall and bigger than Bikini Bottom and the borders beyond)... I thought it looked smaller from Goo Lagoon.
 * Sandy: That's because from that angle, you don't see the rest of it. The goo contained within the ice here, is enough to destroy Bikini Bottom. So, the least we can do is- (She notices that some of the goo was on her boot)... Wha?
 * SpongeBob:... Uh... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Oh, I'm sure it's just the goo leftover from Mr. Krabs' global warming incident.
 * Patrick: Then... What this? (The two were shocked at what they saw that there was a lot more goo than that as an entire mini-sea was seen)...
 * Sandy:... Oh... No!
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I think Mr. Krabs might have some explaining to do.
 * Sandy: First, you said you took it too far.
 * SpongeBob: Yes, but he told me about it and caused me to do it, so it doesn't change anything.
 * Sandy:... I suppose that's a good argument. Second, this is NOT the result of that incident. This feels like something WAY bigger. I don't know what, but I feel we have to warn everyone.
 * Patrick: Didn't you say you didn't want people to panic?
 * Sandy: That was before I realise that something serious was going on! Now..... What choice do we have?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I wouldn't feel right lying about something like this. Let's go. (They swam off to the main beach as they were watched by the figure)
 * Figure: "...... It appears, a frozen glacier wasn't as private as I thought. (Opens up a book that read "The best Assassins you can hire, printed by Assassin Co.")......."
 * A Dennis like figure was seen riding down the road on an overtly badass motorcycle, as it was seen that it was a barb wire looking Femaleised Dennis the Hitman riding down the road, as she suddenly responded to a ringing phone. She answers it.
 * Figure's voice: "Hello, is this Diana the She-Assassin? What if I tell you, you have an oppertunity to avenge your brother, Dennis?"
 * Diana: "....... Keep talking, wise guy."
 * The trio made it.
 * Sandy: "Okay, first, we need to warn our friends first before we can- (The group suddenly found themselves before Diana)!"
 * Diana: "....... So...... Outside of the Squirl, you two are the wiseguys that humiliated my brother."
 * Patrick: "...... (Quietly) Spongebob, I'm getting some very strong Dennis vibes from this lady."
 * Spongebob: "Ahem!..... Depends, who are you?"
 * Diana: "Name's Diana...... And I was hired to extermate you ass-clowns."
 * Spongebob: "YOU WERE HIRED?!"
 * Diana: "Yeah! But I desided to do this for free in terms of money! My real reward is revenge, for what you did to my brother..... Dennis."
 * Patrick: "DENNIS?!"
 * Diana: "YEAH! Then after that, I'll blow this popstand of a cesspool town so I can avoid my employer's plan to melt the glacier to free some kind of obscure monster! (Sandy, Spongebob, and Patrick looked at eachother confusingly)..... Yeesh, my family always have this problem of speaking too much. (Brings out whips covered in spiky barbed wire)."
 * Sandy: "..... Whips covered in Barbed Wires? How does that make logical sense?"
 * Diana: "Tch, Dennis said that too, after I called out his choice of litterally wearing spiky boots. (Readies the whips) Besides, double the pain means faster killing time! (Lashed at them and gave each of them huge concussions)... That should help them forget what I said should they survive this. Now, for the climax. (Brings out bladed whips as she cackles) I LOVE THIS JOB!! AHAHA- (She started to slipped off the ice and ended up consumed by a familiar monster)...
 * (Potty):... That was pointless to even show that character.
 * SpongeBob:... (They woke up) Ugh. What happened?
 * Sandy: No idea. Last thing I remember is that something got us knocked out.... I think this might mean someone's up to this.... We've got to warn everyone.
 * Patrick: Let's get everyone we can! (They left as the figure watched)
 * Figure:... Well, that barely really fixed anything. Looks like if you want something done right, you do it yourself.
 * Sandy: (As the three arrived with Larry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, even Plankton, and anyone close to them)... Alright. Let's see if this will help.
 * Squidward: So, you told a kid that this 'global warming' thing was a myth just so she wouldn't get scared, and now you're just gonna change your mind and tell them about this? It's gonna freak everyone out! Also, double-standerds much?
 * Sandy: I know, but, I'm afraid we have no choice. With what we saw out there, who knows what will happen? Now hand me the megaphone. (They did so, as she turns it on) Attention, Goo Lagoon! (Everyone came up)... I think you may need to be aware that something might be going on the wakes at Bikini Bottom Glacier.
 * Scooter: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!! You mean that thing? That doesn't seem pretty harmful, Sandy. I mean, if it DOES melt because of this 'global warming' myth, the goo would only cause minor floods.
 * Sandy: I thought so too, even when seeing the rest of it, but it's WAY bigger.
 * Child From Before: But, Ms. Squirrel, I thought you said it was a myth!
 * Sandy: I did, but that was just so you wouldn't get scared. But after what I saw up there, I'm afraid I can't stick to it anymore and say that it was just a myth as a means to stop mass hysteria. What we saw up there was BIG! Somehow, the Glacier is melting fast, and sooner of later, the entire place is gonna flood! (They all laughed)
 * Larry:... (Sighs) Seems like the myth thing is too much in their heads. (They continued to laugh)
 * ???: Flood's real, I'm afraid! (A marine iguana came in with a suit and a scarred eye)... And it seems to be coming quite fast.
 * Fish #1:... Uh... Who the heck are you?
 * Iguana: The name's Officer Hector G. Ingersoll. I work for tourist security at the Glacier. And I'm afraid I have been ordered to come here and bring the bad news. You see... (He shows the picture)... The flood is real. (They were confused)... And if you think that doesn't change a thing... Then take a look at the rest of the glacier. (He shows them pictures of the rest of the glacier compared to how it is viewed in their location)... It's bigger than Bikini Bottom AND the borders around it. If it melts, then it's gonna be QUITE biblical. (The people started to worry)
 * Patrick:... Wow, Sandy, the lizard that seems to breath underwater made it sound a bit scarier than how you explained it.
 * Sandy: That's a marine iguana. Native to the Galapagos Islands, and-
 * Hector: Yes, yes, everyone else here knows, whiz squirrel, you don't have to speak it to those simpletons, especially since I heard malicious things about them.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? Is there ANY way for us to survive this?
 * Hector:... Yes, actually. Do you recall the Bikini Bottom Mall?
 * SpongeBob:.. Oh, yeah, we tried to buy friendship T-shirts there.
 * Hector: Well, if you read the history of it, it used to be a ship during the days of the Battle of Bikini Bottom.
 * Patrick: You mean the one used to get away from those filth-loving-
 * Hector: NO, YOU PATHOGEN-LOVING MOUTH-BREATHER!!! It was used to save them from a dam break brought on by the enemy. No doubt it can save ya' the same way again.
 * Mr. Krabs:... I guess we have a plan then-
 * Hector: BUT...Y'all better hurry, because this is NOT a one-week thing. Ground's rumblin', walls' tumblin, rocks crumblin'. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water.
 * Sandy:... Technically, it's called 'goo'. Water is what's around us. THIS goo is much denser, and it is composed of not just the elements that make water, but those of which that make-
 * Hector: I get it, Ms. Cheeks, no need to be a nerd about it! My point, this is not something that will happen in appropriate time. Our calculations show, that in 3 days time, it's gonna hit the Sea Needle. POKE!! (He jump-scared them all)
 * Sandy:...
 * Hector:... But don't worry. There is SOME good news. The Bikini Bottom Defense Force has already been notified, and are mobilizing all their units to turn the Goo Lagoon sand caste wall into a dam. But considering how small their base is compared to the one MILLION gallons of water within that Glacier-
 * Sandy: Goo!
 * Hector: Whatever,... I don't think it'll be easy for them. Besides... The more you die, the better this town may get. After all, this town DOES have a history of corruption to it, so what better way to revitalize it than by easing it's population? After all, it's what the Mayor would've wanted after the garbage he put up with. (They were confused)... I didn't SAY it was good news for YOU.
 * Squidward:... Dear Neptune, where'd YOU come from?
 * Hector: Let's just say something that changed me.... Leave it at that. Now, if you don't mind, my job has been done, and you all had better get ready. (He leaves with his tail lashing out)
 * Patrick:... Wow, he must've been a pleasure to have in class. (Everyone suddenly heard the Glacier crumbling as a piece of the ice smashed more of it as it went into the Goo Lagoon goo with a large splash that splashed everyone)...
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Well, you heard the scary sea lizard. We need to get to that Mall, and revitalize it's original purpose. (They proceeded out of the Goo Lagoon as Larry guided them)
 * Plankton:... You sure that this Mall is good enough for that even after how much has been done to it?
 * Sandy: I don't know. But you heard the iguana, we have 3 days to make it worthwhile before the town is miles underwater... I mean, to our scale. If there's gonna be any hope, the Mall's the best chance we've got. We'd better get moving. (They left until Sandy noticed a different moaning sound, and checked a section of the glacier for a brief moment until, seeing nothing wrong, she left, only for the glacier to reveal a giant plesiosaur, which stared at her fiercely from it's icy prison)
 * Hector: Well that got them off my scent.
 * The Killer Whales returned with piles of freshly killed whale meat.
 * Scummy: "Okay, we scored some more Humpbacks and- (Saw that the creature was gone)...... Uh, where's the...... Thing?"
 * Hecter: "(Chuckles)...... I'm sure, it's around. Anyway gentlemen, I thank you for bringing in my new creature's final meal."
 * Scummy: "(Gets legit scared)..... Define, last meal?"
 * Hecter chuckled wickedly as he stepped abit away from the Killer Whales, as something big looms around the room.
 * Scummy: "..... Hey come on, lizard boy?! THIS AIN'T FUNNY?!"
 * As the music began to pick up, a large beast loomed over the Killer Whales!
 * Scummy, in a cold sweat, slowly turned to look to see a slowly reveiling silluette of a fanged beast......
 * Scummy: "....... SON OF A BI-"
 * The Creature attacked in a jumpscare as things went black!
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Sandy, I need to ask..... Why do we need to include Plankton?"
 * Plankton: "Oh would you relax, Krabs? The Leage's taking some hiatus time off as well! We have lives outside of wanting to rule the universes ya know! And OBVIOUSLY I'm one of the saps that'll be washed up by this flood."
 * Sandy: "Well, that, and that we might need some help to make the Mall seaworthy again. After all, he made a computer wife."
 * Plankton: "Well, Karen got of easy. She doesn't need a boat, she can go to her moble body and blast off to the moon to wait things out."
 * Karen was seen having a ball with Rocky Moonmen.
 * Plankton: "She always comes back with moon rocks, though."
 * Panicy mother: "Has anyone seen my son?!"
 * Kid: (As a kid was still playing in the goo right near where the plesiosaur once was blowing bubbles playfully as something was close to getting her as it was revealed to be a crab prankster scaring him away with a snorkel)
 * Prankster: Just kidding! (Chuckles as he dived down again, later on, he gurgled in panic as something dragged him down, the snorkel down with it)
 * Larry:... EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LINE UP, LINE UP! (He escorts the kid to his mother) Come on, there's a flood warning in effect- (He suddenly got hit by something unexpected, as it was revealed to be the crab's shell and many other dismembered body parts, including his still-living head, with blood leaking from it)... What the heck?
 * Prankster:... Kill... Me!
 * Larry: OH MY NEPTUNE?! (A roar was heard as he looked behind him, only to see nothing)... Oh, no!
 * Larry: (As the Bikini Bottom Defense Force put up a protective dam, replacing the Castle Wall seen in the Employee of the Month Game with it while the Prankster was in a device similar to the Iron Butt)... I swear, it was no work of a Giant Blue-Lip Clam. It was something much, MUCH worse!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Can you describe this 'beast', sir?
 * Prankster: No! Just kill me! My body itches!
 * Larry: Well all I got from it was how gruesomely and violently this guy's body was eaten, and a roar that I've never heard in my entire life. Call me crazy, but... I think it sounded like, some kind of dinosaur.
 * BBDF Soldier #2:... Okay, I'll call you crazy.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: (Slaps him) No unprofessionalism, Private!
 * Prankster: Well you're not too far off.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: We'll see if we can look into this. (They left)
 * Sandy: (As she and her friends arrived)... Larry! We came as soon as you called! What's up?
 * Larry: Apparently, there's something worse than a flood going on. (Shows them the crime scene)
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He vomited)
 * Sandy: HOLY GUACAMOLE, WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM?!?
 * Prankster: Something crazy. I may not be a religious crab, but I now believe in the Devil! AND HE LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR?! (He was escorted away) Oh the agony!
 * SpongeBob:... HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?
 * Larry: I don't know. All I got from it was this roar that sounded like a dinosaur.
 * Plankton: Dinosaur? Pfft, they're extinct!
 * Spongebob: "(Was about to speak, but Plankton grabbed it)"
 * Plankton: "I MEANT IN THIS WORLD, DUMMY!"
 * Larry: You weren't there, so you can't judge me. I KNOW what I heard.
 * Sandy: It's okay, Larry. We believe you. No doubt something's going on in this water. I... Wait... Wasn't this the place where Hector told us about the flood?
 * Squidward:... What do you mean?
 * Sandy:... I thought I heard something in the ice. Something... Dangerous.
 * Larry:... And where did you hear it?
 * Sandy:... Right theeeeEEE?!? (The spot was melted more and it made a distinct shape)... Oh, boy!
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers!
 * Squidward: Something was IN that?!?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know!
 * Patrick: The ice is alive?
 * Sandy:... (She jumps onto the ice, slipping a bit, to examine it)... Strange. This DOES look prehistoric. The marks left here suggest QUITE a story. Looks like this ice held something that would make the Loch Ness Monster wet itself.
 * Larry:... But what could possibly- (Suddenly, a giant monster breached the goo as everyone was shocked, the monster being the plesiosaur roaring the same roar as before, knocking Sandy off balance as it tried to eat her, and when it splashed in the goo again, the splash was big enough to send the heroes scattered around by the goo, as they managed to get onto some ice platforms)
 * SpongeBob: HOLY SHRIMP!!! WHAT WAS THA- (The plesiosaur attacked as he jumped out of the way) SPONGE OVERBOOOARRR- (He fell in the water, unable to swim as this music played)
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! (She dived in after him as he grabbed him) Hold on, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Thank you, Sandy! (The plesiosaur spooked them as it opened it's mouth wide at them as she managed to punch it in the nose with a karate yell, disorientating it long enough for them to retreat as SpongeBob gasped for air, so to speak.)
 * Sandy: EVERYONE! GET TO THE LAND AVAILABLE! (They did that as the plesiosaur roared trying to pursue them, using the goo to hamper them as they avoided it, and managed to make it, then it managed to trap Patrick in a spot on ice where he couldn't move, as the plesiosaur made a B-line for him)
 * Sandy: PATRICK, MOVE!!
 * Patrick: BUT I CAN'T SWIM!!
 * Larry: (Shrugs) Sandy, you had ONE job!
 * Sandy: I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS!! PATRICK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! DO SOMETHING!!
 * Patrick: I'M DEAD!!! I'M DEEEAAAA-HEE-HEE-HHEE-HEEADD!!!! (The plesiosaur headed right for him)
 * Sandy:... Oh, for the love of... (She dives in again and reaches him) PATRICK! If there ever was a time to get out of your swimming problems, this is it! Don't go out like an idiot!!
 * Patrick: I'd rather DIE like an idiot than die like a coward!!!
 * Sandy:... You serious right now? (The plesiosaur opened it's mouth)... (Sighs) This might sting a little! (He presses his head in and makes him stiff, using that to trap the plesiosaur's jaw open)... SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (She climbed into it's mouth and touched it's throat, causing it to vomit, the vomit sending them careening close to the land as they made it before the plesiosaur chomped on them, then went back into the water)
 * SpongeBob:... WHEW! That was a close one! At least it can't get on land. No doubt the thing can only do well in the go- (The plesiosaur surprised them by waddling on the land like a seal) AW YA GOT TO BE KIDDING ME?!
 * Larry: SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY PREHISTORY WILDLIFE!!! (The plesiosaur tried to get at them as they avoided it as hard as they could, and it lunged at them, sliding like a penguin as they panicked as something happened)...
 * Sandy:... (She and Larry managed to use their combined strength to hold the plesiosaur's mouth as it struggled, then managed to shake them around as they held on for dear life)
 * Larry:... WHAT DO WE DO?!? I'M NOT THE RIGHT AGE TO DO THINGS YOU CAN DO!!!
 * Sandy: JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS! YOU KEEP IT DISTRACTED SO IT DOESN'T TARGET THE OTHERS!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUTTA HERE!!! I'll take care of this beast! (She managed to use a piece of seaweed to ride the plesiosaur) ALRIGHT, YOU BIG BEAST! GET BACK IN THE WATER!!! (It struggles to break free as Larry did his best to hold it off, as Sandy managed to pull it into the water, Larry getting out of there as Sandy and the plesiosaur plunged into the water)...
 * Larry:... SANDY!
 * Squidward: LARRY, COME ON!! (He did so)
 * Sandy: (She managed to trap the plesiosaur in some rocks as the tied it's muzzle up with seaweed, them lunged herself up to the surface, as the beast freed itself and swam up towards her, as she managed to stand on it's snout, make it sneeze, and launch herself back with the others, as they cheered for her, looking in horror as the plesiosaur watched them and dived back down)
 * Squidward:... HOLY F***ASAURUS!!! WHAT KIND OF PREHISTORIC BACKWASH REJECT WAS THAT?!?
 * Larry: I have no idea, but from now on, land, safe, goo, not safe!
 * Sandy: We gotta warn them!
 * ???: Let us help you out! (A helicopter-like vehicle came in and picked them up as they saw what happened, the plesiosaur watching them, as it chuckled like the Hydra)...
 * Mayor: "SERIOUSLY?! FIRST THE ICE MELTED, NOW THERE'S A PREHISTORIC MONSTROSITY ON THE LOOSE?!"
 * The crowd began to worry!
 * Fish 1: "BUT WHAT CREATURE IS IT?!"
 * Spongebob: "Well uh, it looked like one of those Pleasyasaurs, but it had a fish-head!"
 * Sandy: Plesiosaur, and yes.
 * Museum Professor: "This is shocking! A creature like this is not even reckitnsed by the humans! Not even the Atlantians would know a thing about this! What IS this creature?!"
 * ???: "I know, EXACTLY, what it is."
 * An aged Palenitaliost Loggerhead Sea Turtle came in riding on a automated wheel chair.....
 * Sandy: "(Gasps)...... Dr. Philmore Loggushead. A famous Palentoligest and exbert in cryptozoology."
 * Squidward: Hello random scientist that only exists to give exposition about the plesiosaur.
 * Philmore: Wha?
 * Sandy: Really? I mean, he isn't just any scientist. We have met before. He was in a Thalassomedon exhibit when I met him. I literally karate stomped all the bones out for him.
 * Philmore: Despite us getting buried in rubble, yes indeed.
 * Larry: "So you know what that thing was?"
 * Philmore: "More then you could know..... It, was my life's work...... My, penultamate discovery...... Thing is..... It wasn't a product of being frozen in forzen goo as if it was always there..... It was once found, as an egg, many, many years ago, before many of you here, were born."
 * Squidward: "How does that make sense?"
 * Sandy: "Sea Turtles can live for a very long time, Squidward. Remember the one from Finding Nemo?"
 * Philmore: "In the distint seas of a still prehistoric chille, my crew were able to uncover an anihcnet cave."
 * A drasticly younger Philmore and a crew of others entered a cave, filled with anichent depictions of anichent fish being chased or battling creatures like the one seen.
 * (Philmore): "It looked as if we discovered depictions of a never before seen creature. Not even by humans. I was gonna consider the cave enough of a great discovery, but then..... That was when I found it."
 * Philmore and crew were awed by a series of fozzelised eggs unlike ever seen before......
 * (Philmore): "We managed to discover, an anihcnet nest, likely assusiated with the creature. I therioised many things. That our ansisters stole these eggs to feast on them, or use the creatures as means of sacrivice, or simply, early egg pouchers. But that's when I found something that topped that. (The group were even more surprised of the sight of an egg that was amberised)...... We discovered, an amberised specimen...... So, we desided to take it."
 * A newspaper spun to show that Philmore and gang had formed an amberised egg.....
 * (Philmore): "This was a discovery of that lifetime. So much so that, in drawn the attention of an aspiring genius that desire the egg for his purposes."
 * The Genius approuched Philmore.
 * (Philmore): "He said to me that he was exspearimenting on a machine that can revive things that have been fozzelised, and that he can revive the egg..... Because I was young, I took his offer up. (Philmore shoke the stranger's hand)....."
 * The Ambered Egg was placed inside a large, steampunky, but incredable machine.
 * (Philmore): "Though a crude looking invention of it's time, the science behind it was, incredable, and ahead of this era. The genius, began the process of getting the machine started, and, amazingly..... It worked."
 * The egg was being de-ambered and revived.
 * (Philmore): "Me and that genius were about to become the first to witnessed, a rebirth of an unseen extinct spieces. (The egg hatched into a baby verson of the creature)..... Back then, it was the most beautiful think I witnessed...... (Philmore embraced the creature)..... I adopted it, as my own."
 * Old Photos of Philmore careing for the creature pup was seen, along side more newspapers of the phenominan.
 * (Philmore): "The creature I once called, Philmore Jr., was like a son I was never able to have after a tragicly failed marriage, and he was also a media icon. He was beloved by many, even the children."
 * The Crowds were seen being amazed of the Creature pup....
 * (Philmore): "But, alas, like with all famous lifes, you would also become a magnit to.... Undesireables."
 * Wicked looking fish in suits were seen back in the crowds.....
 * (Philmore): "One night, I was tucking Philmore Jr. into bed, and feeding him snail and worm food, when these gangsters bursted into my house!"
 * The Wicked fish broke the door down!
 * Gangster leader: "...... Alright, turtle, hand over the freaky dino, and no one gets hurt."
 * The Pup coiled away in fear, wimpering.
 * Philmore: "..... I will not! He only trusts and feels safe around me! You cruel heatens would likely stuff him into a cold cage and make him do stupid shows."
 * Gangster Leader: "Tch, was waste time working in a peanut operation, when we can sell him to the humans and get him known by them. The humans will make him a sensation! Think of the things that'll come from that!"
 * Philmore: "The humans are no better! They'll entrap him in an enclosure, it'll make him miserable, and, drive him insane. He was from a time where zoos and aquairums did not existed!"
 * Gangster Leader: "Too bad, I don't give a fuck. Boys? (The two bruzer gangsters grabbed Philmore and started to attack him, scaring Philmore Jr)......."
 * (Philmore): "Philmore Jr. Couldn't stand watching what he deemed his father being beaten to a near pulp, so..... (Hesitates, fighting the erge to cry)..... Something, snapped in him."
 * Philmore Jr. Suddenly got a thoundson yard stare, as if anichent instict was taking over, and Philmore Jr was becoming less and less friendly, as he started to growl......
 * Gangster Leader: "(Laughs wickedly), Oh what's the matter, ya little shit? (Grabs Philmore Jr.) Ya don't like seeing your daddy getting what he deserves- (Philmore Jr screeches angerly at the surprised Gangster Leader as his goons were surprised too, Philmore specially)..... Yeesh, someone's cranky- (Philmore Jr. Lunged himself at the Gangster Leader, starting to attack and bite him) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!"
 * Philmore and the thugs look in horror, as the shadows show Philmore Jr was basicly devouring the Gangster leader, as his screams can be heard!
 * (Philmore): "..... Philmore Jr's base instincts, had took him over..... Turning, (Sounding sadder) What was once my baby boy.... Into a monster."
 * Philmore Jr. looked at the bruzers and attacked them as this theme played!
 * The theme climaxed as the now out of control creature once Philmore Jr, escaped Philmore's house and gets loose!
 * Philmore: "PHILMORE JR?! COME BACK?!"
 * Philmore: And I never saw him again.... Until this story turned up.
 * Sandy:... Let me get this straight... This dinosaur was adopted... Then turned wild only to turn up frozen here somehow?
 * Patrick: Have you even seen Jurassic Park?! Resurrecting dinosaurs is NEVER A GOOD IDEA!!!!
 * Philmore: Please, that franchise didn't make sense to me. Why would those dinosaurs want to eat the ones that raised them since they were incubated and hatched? They never imprinted on the park owners after all that time? It makes no sense.
 * Suquidward: "Well likely those workers never seriously interacted with those dinosaurs. They just hatch them and then put them in hatcheries to grow up wild. Those animals were treated like entertainment value, not living things."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Also, how did that creature ended up frozen in ice?"
 * Philmore: "How many of you were familier with the Queen Iceburg Event of the 1970s?"
 * Old Man Jenkins: "I lived through that!"
 * Smart Kid: "I got an A-Plus report on it!"
 * Historian: "It was the coldest underwater snow-storm ever."
 * Philmore: "Well...... Poor Junior was originally a victim of that storm. When he was at what became Goo Lagoon, the ice began freezing Philmore Jr. until he was imprisoned in ice..... A sad exsample that a prehistoric marvel like him would not do well in the world today. I expected that, it would be the end of him...... Much to my horror, it turned out that Philmore Jr somehow adapted a hybernation mechinisum that allowed him to enter suspended animation so to avoid death by ice. And likely, that hybernation would make him.... Understandably hungry."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, thanks to you taking a loony scientist seriously, NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH SOMETHING LITERALLY BETTER OFF EXTINCT!! AS IF THE FLOODING WAS BAD ENOUGH!! Whatever happened to that lunatic anyway?"
 * Philmore: "You mean Dr. Koi Soy? Well giving that he was a Koi fish, I potaintionally think he's still around, but I wasn't able to keep in contact with him. I kept his card though, (Lifts up aged business card), But the infomation is, sadly out of date and not suited for modern use. (Gives Sandy card)....."
 * Sandy: "(Surprised face)....... I know this guy...... I ran into him in a science convention a month ago in the Bikini Bottom Science Fair! He's still around! He opened up a science store where he's selling robotic snails."
 * Philmore: "Is that how far he fell ever since Jr's downfall?"
 * Larry: "So I guess that means we know where to ask for more Questions."
 * Sandy: "Oh we're gonna ask him allright."
 * The news was heard reporting the rising goo and now the sighting of the creature, as Dr. Koi was seen quickly packing up his things in a nervious rush.
 * Dr. Koi: "Coming to this town was a mistake! I never realised that my once greatest creation, ended up here?! I wish I never succeeded in creating a potion that allowed me to converse into salt water completely! I should've stayed in the pond and be a muck stacker like Grandma said! (Finishes packing up). (Looks angerly at an old picture of Philmore Jr)...... YOU RUINED MY LEGACY WITH THE MASS HYSTERIA YOU CAUSED BACK THEN, YOU MEZOIC ERA DROPOUT?! AND DAMN THE MACHINE I USED TO REVIVE YOU?! Well you won't get me so easily! (Starts leaving, but found himself intersected by Sandy and friends) BY BUDDA'S BELLY?!"
 * Sandy: Oh no you don't.
 * SpongeBob: Funny that he just answered the question I was just going to ask you: HOW DOES A FRESHWATER FISH LIVE IN THE OCEAN?! Science answers everything.
 * Dr. Koi: Ohhhhh, Ms. Cheeks.... What an unexpected surprise.
 * Sandy: Cut the formalities, you wiggly turd, you know why we're here. The plesiosaur about to invade a flooded Bikini Bottom is YOUR fault.
 * Dr. Koi: "In my defence, Philmore Jr. was a well behaived creature before it was trumatised by cheap thugs that ended up triggering it's primal instncts."
 * SpongeBob: Did you even watch Jurassic Park?! Dinosaurs are better off extinct!... At least in this world anyway.
 * Dr. Koi: JURASSIC PARK DIDN'T EXIST BACK THEN, IDIOT!!! NEITHER THE NOVELS NOR MOVIES!!!
 * SpongeBob: WELL IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!!! DINOSAURS ARE DANGEROUS!!! WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S BEARD WERE YOU THINKING?!
 * Squidward: Also, how are you still alive?! Philmore makes sense, but you shouldn't have THAT long a lifespan!
 * Dr. Koi: The same answer as my saltwater potion. I made one to give be a few years extra extendion to my already long lifespan as a Koi. I outlived even the famed Hanako, bless his soul.
 * Sandy: Serum. 'Potion' is more a term for-
 * Dr. Koi: POTATO POTOTO, DON'T GO POLITICALLY CORRECT ON ME, YOU LAB-RAT!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!
 * Sandy: You ain't going anywhere. You have to answer for your crime of endangering Bikini Bottom, if not potaintionally the world if that thing gets to another town, or even the surface world!
 * Dr. Koi: IT WAS MADE DURING AN AMBITIOUS TIME, DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! EVERYONE IN THE LATE-ISH 50S WAS STUPID AS BIRDS!!!
 * SpongeBob: Nevertheless.
 * Dr. Koi: NO, NOT NEVERTHELESS!!! (Pulls out a gun) GET OUT OF MY WAY!!!!
 * Philmore: "(Shows up) Dr. Koi, calm down....."
 * Dr. Koi eases up agit.....
 * Dr. Koi: "..... Oh, Mr. Philmore. (Bows respectfully) I, understand you know that, Junior is back?"
 * Philmore: "Yes. Koi, I know you never intended this chaos, but running away will not paint you in a better light."
 * Dr. Koi: "Be assured Philmore, is not just the law I fear! It's Junior himself! If my theory is correct, he may had become so wild that he may not even reckitnese you, Philmore. Any domesication he had is lost! Now anything he sees, is basicly food. And I dread what would happen if he got to the surface and cause a stir with humans."
 * Squidward: "I think alot of monster B movies already gave us an idea what would happen. The Humans would annilate that thing."
 * Dr. Koi: "But we already know what he would do to the seas! I dread that not even unsentient whales are safe from it."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Then we're gonna have to take it down before it GETS that far."
 * Philmore looks sadden by this......
 * Spongebob: "Ya sure, Mr. Krabs? If Gazelle hears about we killed a prehistoric creature, and by all means an endling, she would be upset. Remember her reaction to the whole thing about Goliath?"
 * Sandy: "Actselly Spongebob, Mr. Krabs is right. This creature has a potaintional to be a threat to an ecosystem no longer suited for it. This creature has a potaintional to be a danger to even the Largest Unsentient Whale and Humans, nevermind every innosent of Bikini Bottom. Heck, even any city it might go after next. Not to mention that there's a risk alot of our enemies would try to get ahold of that beast. Also, consider the fact that tecnecally, this creature is part of a spieces naterol selection has meant for it to die out. It no longer belongs to this world. I think even Gazelle would at least begrudgingly understand that. Besides, as an endling, it has no ability to have a stable spieces. And even then, should it start messing with humans, it's fate is sealed anyway, cause no way humans are gonna let a monster like that mess with them."
 * Spongebob: "Well, it's just that-"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Look, Spongebob.... Say Gazelle does get, abit mutanious about this, we'll sit her down and talk with her. Sure, she is likely to be abit scorned either way, but, she'll come around."
 * Spongebob relucently sighs and agrees with this.....
 * Philmore: "..... If, Philmore Jr. has to..... Be put down, can it be, humane?"
 * Sandy: "Deal. I'll make something that'll be used against the Creature. In the meantime, (Grabs Dr. Koi as he was about sneak off) You, STILL, have alot to answer too."
 * Dr. Koi: "..... This is likely gonna throw me in jail, isn't it?"
 * Sandy: That's entirely up to the judge. You have to answer for what you did wrong, regardless if it was during a time period where people didn't know any better.
 * Dr. Koi:... If it helps... I can tell you some weaknesses that the creature has. Or help in the relief effort as community service.
 * Sandy: Don't get yer hopes up, doctor. This is not a crime as minor as pickpocketing. You doomed Bikini Bottom to a super-hungry predator. And we also have reason to believe that someone might be intentionally melting the glacier.
 * Dr. Koi:... Huh?
 * Sandy: For some reason, on our way to warn everyone, we passed out. Clearly someone wants this.
 * Philmore:... Someone is USING Philmore Jr?!? Unacceptable!
 * Dr. Koi:... That settles it. I'm helping you guys.
 * Larry: And what makes you think-
 * Dr. Koi: Because I created him. I started this, and I sure as hell am going to end it. If the glacier is being melted and PJ is being freed on purpose, then I will not stand for it.
 * Sandy: "Hmm..... Fair point. But you still have to attend a trial afterwords."
 * Dr. Koi: "I know, I know, fate is fickle. At least, allow me to do one last proper good before I finally pay for an accsidental sin."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, we may as well, cause it ain't helpful to dillydally on this and focus on dealing with the problem."
 * Hector: (Saw the plesiosaur)...... Ah, the urban myth of Philmore Jr. Years of stasis and back to feed.... I shall call you... 'Goonami'. The name given is all but a passed memory now. You will destroy Bikini Bottom for what they did to me.
 * ???: SIR! (A rockfish tourist worker arrived) A MOMENT!!!
 * Hector: SPEAK, ROCHESTER!!!
 * Rochester: The tourists in the glacier have been completely evacuated.
 * Hector: Excellent.
 * Rochester: Now it's time for us to evacuate. The boss is waiting for all personnel to report.
 * Hector:...... Of course. Just give me a moment.
 * Rochester: I think you misunderstand. We have to go NOW. The boss specifically ordered everyone to vacate the glacier. That includes you, sir.
 * Hector: A MOMENT BY 'I'LL BE THERE VERY SOON'!!! JUST SAVE YOURSELF, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!!!
 * Rochester: What's so important that you have to show up late, sir? Is there something you want to tell me?
 * Hector: Do not question me, rookie! I KNOW what I'm doing.
 * Rochester:... Is that the plesiosaur out there? Why are you.......... Wait...... Are you- (Hector pushed him off the ledge and was consumed by Goonami)
 * Hector:... It's not your fault, Rochester... But nobody can ever know. Now I must improvise before people question your absence. (Climbs up the glacier, gets an air mask, and dives into the glacier lake to do maintenance on large ice-melting devices similar to Blowhole's rings of fire)
 * Mayor: "So I take YOUR Dr. Koi then?"
 * Dr. Koi: "Yes."
 * Mayor: "Now, Sandy has priorly informed me that your trial will be a subject later, and given the crisis, I do have to oblidge that, but the least you can do for now is explain clearly about how that creature works."
 * Dr. Koi: "But alchourse. I may as well correct a sin of blind young ambition and redeem this dream turned nightmare. The creature is a living radical evolutionary near deviation of Thalassomedon. But not like it's other members of the spieces. It was actselly a lost and previously long undiscovered radically different evolutionry branch to said speices. A missing link, if you weil, where the head would evolve into a radically different shape and defelupt fish-like features."
 * SpongeBob: That explains why it has a fishhead.
 * Dr. Koi: But, this made it reliant on water more than the vanella spieces could have. But since it's clearly too smart for that, it's out of the question. There's another small weakness. It's drive to eating anything will make it easy to trap. You can just lure it into a trap.
 * Sandy: You sure it ain't smart enough to not fall for that either?
 * Dr. Koi: At this point, hunger will blind it's thinking. And thankfully, yet also concerningly, that creature is a swimming bottomless pit since that statis. It lost it's ability to feel truely full. It's like, it's trying to eat it's trumatic pain away. (Philmore sighed sadly at that).
 * Larry: "So basicly, it's eating cause it's both hungry, and that it's also an extreme case of stress eating? That's unhealthy."
 * Dr. Koi: "And bad for us as well."
 * Mayor: Leave it to the Bikini Bottom Defense Force. They'll set up the trap.
 * SpongeBob: Let's pray to King Neptune that it works.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: IT DIDN'T WORK!!!
 * Everyone: WHAT?!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: IT TOYED WITH US!!! MY MEN HAVE BEEN EATEN!!! We had it in the bag... Then...
 * BBDF Soldier #1: (He rode a speeding motorboat as Goonami chased him and lured it into a trap until it ended up disappearing beneath the goo)......
 * BBDF Soldier #2: Where'd it go?... (Goonami breached with a roar scaring them into the trap which Goonami pulled under the goo and ate them off-camera while BBDF Soldier #1 watched)
 * Sandy:... Dang it. The creature clearly knows about urban society and uses it to it's advantage. Must've come from it's domestic upbringing.
 * Larry: Well clearly it is an intelligent hunter and we are all doomed. (Everyone panicked comically)
 * SpongeBob: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIII-HI-HI-HI-HIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!
 * Dr. Koi: "..... ALL OF YOU CALM DOWN?! (They did that)...... It is obvious that we would need to improvise greatly."
 * Plankton: Easy for you to say, you MADE that beast!!
 * Dr. Koi: "Hear me out..... Since it is clear mere traps wouldn't work, we would need to utilise something even the creature can't outsmart. I will defelupt a lidquid that'll cause the creature's body to shut down as if life expectentcy is running it's course. I will create an age-acceleration serum."
 * Sandy: ("Oh NOW he got the terms right.")
 * SpongeBob: Uhhh... I think he knows now. (Points at an overhearing Goonami which Hydra chuckled before submerging)
 * Dr. Koi:... I hate that monster.
 * Squidward: Well he'll be expecting it now. F*** PATTIES!! What do we do?
 * Sandy:... I may want to talk to the Glacier workers about this. Maybe Hector can give us a tip or two.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: That scary guy?... Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Sure as heck. He told us about the flood, so he should take some gettin' used to.
 * Larry: I don't know. He seems... Off.
 * Sandy: Oh, I'm sure he gets that a lot. You guys keep figuring out how to deal with the plesiosaur. (She heads out)
 * Larry:...
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, we haven't a moment to lose.
 * Larry:... (Saw Hector watching from a glacier ledge walking away and got suspicious)...
 * Sandy: (She arrived as the tourist security was evacuating the people with help of the BBDF)... Hey!
 * Captain of Security: Oh, hello again, Ms. Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I need to speak with Hector.
 * Captain of Security: Oh, he's around. But he said he might've found something that may be causing this.
 * Sandy:... Really?
 * Captain of Security: Believe me, it surprised me, too. You might have to go to the peak and talk to him yourself. But be careful. The peak seems to be quite hazardous since the melting was accelerating. (After tremors)...
 * Sandy:... Noted. Already on it! (She acrobatically jumped up)
 * Captain of Security:... I swear if I didn't know her, I'd call her a showoff.
 * Sandy: (She arrived at the peak of the melting glacier and discovered the glowing from the melting devices)... Huh?... Is it me or does it feel warmer here?... (Peeks under the goo to see the faint lights)...... Wha? (She dove into the goo to find the melting devices with shock)... So THAT's what's causing the problem!! (She surfaced) I'd best get back to the others 'bout this.
 * ???: Oh, Ms. Cheeks. (Hector himself appeared)... Nice to see you.
 * Sandy: Mr. Hector. I was just looking for you. Did you know that there was melting devices down there?! They've apparently been connected to the park's air conditioning system, and they seem to heighten the heat to burning levels!
 * Hector: Well... I hadn't exactly thought of that. I known about this for a while and have been meaning to stop it, but I didn't expect it to be like THAT!
 * Sandy: Doesn't seem like your kinda shtick. You seemed like a nice guy the moment I met you, I mean, as much as you did, but considering your lost left eye, I think there's more to you than I thought. Apparently, the emergency dam is this close to bursting, and with the plesiosaur causing ruckus, we need to stop it. So I can't help that-... Wait...... How did you know I was here so quickly?
 * Hector: I saw you talking about me.
 * Sandy: But this is a big glacier. How could you have-............
 * Hector: I assure you, Ms. Cheeks, we're doing everything we can.
 * Sandy:... He...... He knew before we.......
 * Hector: Oh, don't be so paranoid. We all get a little nuts when death is knocking on our door, no pun intended.
 * Sandy:...... He was the one who told us as much as......
 * Hector: I mean, Bikini Bottom may be a cesspool, but damn, this is a sad way to go.
 * Sandy: Cesspool...... Of................. Crime........................ I'm a fool!
 * Hector: Yeah, so am I quite frankly. I should've sent someone to check the-
 * Sandy: SHUT UP!! (Hector was surprised)... I should've seen it sooner!... It was YOU!
 * Hector:... What, in the name of Cthulhu's hentai phallic symbols are you talking about?
 * Sandy: You said it yourself! You said that this could ease the corruption, this 'cesspool' so to speak, and even the Mayor would approve of it. I now see what you meant by 'something that changed you'. You were the one who warned us of the threat to come. You told us of the Mall's capabilities as a means to control our population. You gave us information to get us off your scent. You were the one who reported the most on the investigation. And the only one who knew about this threat the most as of this moment, was YOU! Who else, of all the souls in Bikini Bottom, would be the obvious culprit, BUT YOU?!
 * Hector:... Crazy coincidence?
 * Sandy: Oh, drop it, you're the only one to fit the profile. The motive was pretty clear-cut too. In fact, many people here said people who were checking up on you went missing.
 * Hector: Let's not jump to conclusions, Ms. Cheeks, coincidence can be a huge pile of fish strings. What evidence do you even have that I'd be responsible for any of this?... (Sandy pointed out the bones in the goo below in the ledge)...... (Sighs), Well Hecter, you did your best, but the charade's move. Bound to happen eventually, I suppose. Fine! You got me all figured out, Ms. Cheeks! Those devices will soon bring the entire city under miles of water-
 * Sandy: Goo.
 * Hector: Well it's like water to us, so roll with it, wiping it, and everyone in it, out with it! And with the dinosaur, which I have re-dubbed 'Goonami' in deeming the older name, understandably obsolete, it will aid well.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I maaaaaay be considering taking my accusation back, because I can't tell if this is a joke, or if this is you proving to be so smart as to do something as elaborate and complex as this.
 * Hector: THIS is NO joke! THIS is my revenge!
 * Sandy: Revenge? What'd we ever do to you?
 * Hector: Bikini Bottomites left me to suffer!
 * Sandy:... Care to explain yourself?
 * Hector: Gladly, you water-loving furry little snot! I lived in Bikini Bottom's sister city where your trouble-making friend of yours, Cowfish Craig, resides. Bottoms Up...
 * This played.
 * (Hector): I was one of the few of the people there who DESPISED this place before that event because of their DISGUSTING customs that seem to taint our more gentlemen-like customs, and for those nasty rumors of how it turned into a cesspool of hatred and evil.
 * (Sandy): (Shrugs) Hector, ya done only scratched the surface of what is wrong with Bikini Bottom. But continue.
 * (Hector): You see, before then, I was seeking to go into being the new leader of my family mansion. Everything it had. I was gonna be RICHER than I was before!... Unfortunately, they had the GALL to hand the reigns to my goody-two-shoes brother. And to pour MORE salt in the wound, HE CUT OFF MY FUNDING, with a lame excuse of responsibility.
 * (Sandy): Oh, for the love of Davy Crockett, are you seriously doing this right now? Well, I'm sure he has his reasons.
 * (Hector): HIS REASONING WAS IRRELIVENT?! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH WHAT I HAD, AND HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO ME! Anyway, afterward, I tried to prove my worth once and for all that I deserved the money. So I got money from loan sharks to prove my potential in such. But unfortunately... I lost the lottery I needed to pay back the loan. Thus the loan sharks came into the mansion, and took everything. They crippled much of my family, and left us flat-broke, with only the mansion, and even then, we wouldn't keep it for long as there was no doubt going to be an eviction notice soon. Banks can be SUCH pricks about maintaining homes. They ousted and disowned me! They were rotten people who couldn't accept the fact that I could've made it better, ESPECIALLY when the mansion WAS evicted, and taken by a higher bidder. And so, outraged by my family's words, I did what I had to do! (He was seen brutally murdering his brother as the entire family was shocked, and he stormed into the mansion with a lawn mower)
 * (Sandy): WHOA! Yeesh buddy, I can understand abit of sibling rivalry and brotherly discontent, but that's a little too far!
 * (Hector): Coming from the air-breather who sold weird gunk as a crazy science experiment.
 * (Sandy): "SOMETIMES I CAN HAVE STUPID DAYS?!"
 * (Hector): Whatever serves as a false vail to ease guilt. As I was saying, I took the mansion back by force, and I held onto my promise of making it better. I got all the money I lost back from those loan sharks, along with all our property they stole, and I FORCED them to pay for an operation to undo the injuries they did to my family. Since nobody wanted to help me, I had no choice but to go to a crime lord for that. Say what you want, but I had no choice. My life was now everything I wanted out of it. Yes, there were a few snags and sacrifices I had to make, but it was all for the greater good. I SAVED my family after my mistake.
 * (Sandy): "Saved them" my tail!
 * (Hector): SHUT UP! I know it wasn't perfect, BUT IT WAS SOMETHING?! Alas, it was all for not as this FILTHY place had the audacity to send in the Bikini Bottom Defense Force to interfere. They destroyed everything I had. They turned my family against me after all I did for them. They took away what was MINE, AND SENT ME TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!!!
 * (Sandy):... Then... Then how did you-
 * (Hector): I WAS GETTING TO THAT?! So, angered by the actions reaped upon me, no maximum security stood a CHANCE against me as I broke out without breaking a sweat.
 * Hector: Ever since, I swore REVENGE on this dirty messed-up town. So, I was able to hire a local crooked rockfish to lead me to where Goonami was held prisoner, made short work of the greedy sot afterwords, dragged some Killer Whale Whalers to help feed Goonami, who also saved me the trouble of dealing with them myself. I even hired Diana to try and dispose of you. But course, the fickle nature of ice and how Goonami was at the perfect place to prematurely eat that assassin. I was just lucky you momentarly forgotten it afterwords. And THIS, and Goonami, WERE my opportunity!
 * Sandy:... So... So you DON'T wanna save a handful?
 * Hector: OF COURSE NOT!! I PLAN TO DESTROY THEM ALL, AND USE THE MALL AS A MEANS TO ELIMINATE THE REST!!
 * Sandy:... You... OH FOR FLINT'S SAKE, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! ANOTHER BY-THE-NUMBERS CLASSICALLY-ELABORATE QUEST-FOR-GREED BACKSTORY, ARE YOU HECKING SERIOUS?!
 * Hector: Hey, don't give me that Louger-Self-Awareness brohaha! I'm doing this place a favor regardless of that crap. It's a wreck of cruelty and restraint, so I'm putting it out of it's misery. You should be thanking me.
 * Sandy: BUT I LIVE HERE, AND I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE A GREAT LIFE HERE!!!
 * Hector: If by 'friends', you mean a bunch of idiots and/or mean or greedy assholes. And I'm sure the protosoic microbe is actselly more of an enemy, even if you put aside that assusiation with that disgusting demon cult he found himself with. And don't even get me started on the poriferan who jerks off to literally ANYTHING you do, because then I'd have to respectfully disagree.
 * Sandy: Now THAT is not called for! We may be a little rough around the edges here, but that does NOT excuse your actions! You ruined yourself with your greed, laziness, selfishness, and stubborn ego! You're no good person to your home OR your family! You're a BULLY! And THIS terrorist act proves it! And I'm going to tell EVERYONE!
 * Hector: (Pulls out a gun) No, I don't think so! You make a single step, and you're done. And considering your air-based biology, I don't even need to actually shoot your body. All it takes is a bullet to your helmet to end you, and if it doesn't hit your head, drowning is just as good! I am NOT going to rest until this city lays under MILES of water!
 * Sandy: GOO!
 * Hector: WHAT, THE, F***, EVER!!
 * Sandy:... (Smirks)... Alright! I guess you win.
 * Hector:... What?
 * Sandy: I mean, that is an awesome plan, and took a LOT of effort. I mean, how exactly did you manage to build those things? Must've had an ASTRONOMICAL price, let alone installing it unnoticed.
 * Hector: Oh, (Chuckles), well, it was simple. You see, I paid the Bikini Bottom Underground to build them for me- Wait, is this some kind of distraction- (Sandy slid on the ice and pushed him into the water as he slid right in) OH NEPTUNE CONFOUND IT- (Interupted as he fell into the water)...
 * Sandy: HAIYAH!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, HECTOR! (She escapes by taking out a clam snowboard as she slid down an ice slide as Hector got angry)
 * Hector: YOU FURRY LITTLE FFF- (He got into an aircraft, pursuing her as this music played)
 * Hector: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY, YOU LITTLE RAT!!!
 * Sandy: WATCH ME!!!
 * Hector: "I'M MORE IMPARTIAL TO STOP YOU, QUITE FRANKLY?!"
 * Sandy: THEN TRY IT!!! (He fired his aircraft guns at her as she dodged them comically but the bullets end up springing leaks)... OH YOU FREAKING-
 * Hector: DON'T SAY 'CHEATER'!!!! (Kept firing as Sandy ended up getting the gunfire away from the glacier to stop leaks) YOU SQUIRRELS ARE ALWAYS SO ANNOYING TO HIT!!!
 * Sandy: I COULD SAY THE SAME THING ABOUT FISH!!!
 * Hector: WELL ASIDE THE FACT I'M NOT A FISH, AREN'T YOU FREAKING CLEVER? BUT WAIT, I HAVE A RETORT! (Starts firing at the glacier)
 * Sandy: OH YOU-
 * Hector: I SAID DON'T SAY 'CHEATER'!!!!
 * Sandy: BROTHER KILLER!!!!
 * Hector:... Oh. Well, for a sec I-
 * Sandy: THAT'S ALSO A CHEATER?!\
 * Hector: GRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH?! (He kept firing as the leaks got bigger while the water started to drain until the melting devices became more noticeable to security)
 * Sandy: STOP!!!
 * Hector: NEVER!!! (Sandy tossed her snowboard at her, knocking the guns off the aircraft while she caught the snowboard)... Well appearently the texas glaced ham is at full display today, cause I sense a show-off!
 * Sandy: You know that leaking your little hot lake will make your rings of fire more visible to your employers, right?
 * Hector: Pbbbt, the catfish's out of the bag anyway, so I think I should officially prepare my RESIGNATION!! (Throws away his security uniform and badge and got into his common uniform before charging for Sandy, putting it on auto-pilot before firing his pistol at her)
 * Sandy: "Are you seriously gonna commit genoside of an entire community just because you had the worse luck ever?!"
 * Hector: "As if anyone would really care of what becomes of a place known to be a cesspool of crime, corruption and idiotcy?!"
 * Sandy: "They will on principal that a genoside took place?!"
 * Hector: "Well that's the brillientness of this whole thing! As far as the whole world would dare to think, Bikini Bottom fell victim to the finally melting relic of a 70s Iceburg Storm event and the releasement of a rogue unidentifyable creature due to climate change! It'll just be blamed as another after-thought of the clumsy prior actions of humans! It's not the first time glaciers ended up melting in these waters and flooded away an entire civilisation in thanks to human carelessness, and as far as people would know, Bikini Bottom will just be another name to add to that casualty list!"
 * Sandy: We WILL stop you, Hector.
 * Hector: You can try. (Kept firing at Sandy until she eventually got away)...... Damn! (Sighs) Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. (Flies off)
 * The Crowds were almost near the mall.
 * Larry: Alright, everyone, no crowding. Proceed in an orderly fashion.
 * Plankton: (With a death ray) YEAH, GET YOUR TAIL FINS MOVING!!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: PLANKTON! No rays!!!
 * Plankton: Poor choice of words, Krabs, there could be rays watching.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, rephrase: No Ray GUNS! (Snatches the ray gun)
 * BBDF Soldier #1: So, you sure you guys can handle it? It's almost nighttime.
 * SpongeBob: Well good thing this is angler clam season.
 * Squidward: Eh? (Angler clams were seen flying in glowing purple)......
 * Patrick: Oh why couldn't it have been jellyfish?
 * SpongeBob: Because urban society isn't really their bread and butter.
 * Patrick: Well let's go find Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: Patrick, we're supposed to stay here and wait.
 * Patrick: Well how do we know she isn't in danger? Friends are supposed to stick together.
 * Squidward: She's a blackbelt in karate and was able to wrestle off giant clams, she can take care of herself.
 * Patrick: And if she can't?
 * SpongeBob:... Ugh, fine! But we have to be back as soon as possible. The glacier is almost ready to burst, from what it looks like over here.
 * Patrick: We're two of the 6 the leaders of the Shell Lodgers. We'll do JUUUUST fine.
 * Patrick:..... Why does karma bully us? (He and SpongeBob were captured by Hector in his aircraft)
 * Hector: ".... Wow. And yet, your group, was able to prevent darkspawnic doomsday, so many times?"
 * Spongebob: "Hector, what is going on here?"
 * Hector: Oh, you're the leader of the Lodgers, you can figure it out. Your girlfriend blew my cover and now I have to change plans. I'm trying to destroy this godforsaken hell reef for ruining my life in Bottoms Up, and went through a lot of planning to do it.
 * SpongeBob:... You know, I had a suspicion someone as scary as you was behind this.
 * Patrick: Bottoms Up? You mean that fancy-schmancy place where I went to those Oxygen Springs while we were heading to Neptune's Paradise?
 * SpongeBob: Pbbbbt, that place thinks it's too good for Bikini Bottom, OR KRABBY PATTIES. I'm NEVER going back there.
 * Hector: Given this place is dangerously obsessed with that junk food, that's most certainly for the best. The stuff will drive you insane.
 * SpongeBob: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT KRABBY PATTIES?!
 * Hector: Ya know, I know your just being passionate about what you deemed your life goal, but it still proves my point. I'm doing this place a favor because no population this stupid deserves to live.
 * Patrick: "HOW IS KILLING PEOPLE DOING ANYONE A FAVOR?!"
 * Hector: "I'M NOT SAYING IT'S EXACTLY A FAVOR FOR THEM, I-"
 * SpongeBob: Ugh, why do people keep complaining about that? It's like people expect us to be like Eureka Bottom!
 * Patrick: "Or Utopia Bottom."
 * Spongebob: "Or Well-Adjust Bottom."
 * Patrick: "Or-"
 * Hector: "OKAY I GET IT, IT'S NOT LIKE BIKINI BOTTOM EVER ABVERTISED ITSELF TO BE A PERFECT?! Ughhhhhh."
 * Patrick: "Well if you knew that Bikini Bottom has never said it was perfect, then why act as if you were told otherwise?"
 * Spongebob: "Yeah, why act as if your entitled to the world, lizard-breath!"
 * Hector: Don't ask stupid questions, idiot-boy! You KNOW the answer. Because it's not worth killing each other OVER A STUPID PIECE OF FAST FOOD!!! THAT IS THE PINNACLE OF STUPIDITY!!! This place shouldn't exist.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you're no better. You're just destroying it because it was assusited with the people that put you in your place.
 * Hector: I advise you shut your pieholes!
 * Patrick: "No, instead, I'm gonna keep yapping! (Starts making the stupid sounds from "I Had an Accisent".) (Hector punched Patrick's head in!)..... Owwwwwwwwww."
 * Hector: "UGGGHHHHH?! It SHOCKS me that someone as intelligent as that Squirl would EVER befriend dunces like you?!"
 * Spongebob: "Well it pays to not judge books by the cover."
 * Hector: "Oh, so I'm suppose to just, IGNOR, all the stupid things Bikini Bottom has ever done?!"
 * Spongebob: "Believe it or not, yes. (Hector made the angry Yellow Diamond Face) It's sometimes better to not worry about the should'ves and would'ves, or else, you'll become enturnally miserable about life.... Though suffice to say, looks like it's already too late for you."
 * Hector: "UGGGHHHHH?! I NEVER THOUGHT A CHILDISH MAN-CHILD OF A SPONGE COULD BE SO, PRETENTIOUS?! AND I KNOW PRETENTION?! I WAS FROM BOTTOMS UP?! HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO IGNORE SOMETHING LIKE THE S*** YOU DID TO EACH OTHER IN 2015?! THAT'S LIKE SAYING YOU SHOULD IGNORE THE GUY WHO KILLED YOUR FAMILY!!! AND THAT LIKELY HAPPENED TO YOUR PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF TIMES!!!"
 * SpongeBob: BUT YOU'RE NOT FROM BIKINI BOTTOM!!!! YOU'RE JUST DOING THIS FOR YOU!!!
 * Hector: What does it matter what the motive is? I've gotten over it by now. It's more than what they did to me now. This place is bound to do worse to even the outside. 2015 was a sign that your cesspool is NEVER going to change. It's not about being the perfect civilization. It's about being a tolerable and safe civilization, because any other innocents could be next. So I'm going to destroy it before it hurts anyone else, AND I WON'T STOP FOR ANYTHING!!!
 * Spongebob: "It won't work long-term. What if another town or city ends up like Bikini Bottom and just becomes just as bad or worse then it? You can't control the nature of people and politics. And frankly, you're actselly a bigger idiot for thinking that."
 * Hector: (Frustraighted groans)..... All, you just succeeded in this conversation, is aggrovate me, into wanting to dispose of you two?! (They flew off)
 * Captain of Security: I KNEW that Hector was suspicious. He was just using the glacier and PJ just to destroy Bikini Bottom, and for what? Because he had to be punished for the wrongful acts of greed he did?
 * Sandy: He calls him 'Goonami' now, and I KNOW RIGHT?! He's such a crybaby.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: At this point, the motivation doesn't matter to him. Anyone would take the chance to destroy Bikini Bottom after what happened in 2015. All the murders, injuries, crimes. And for something albeit good but otherwise still mundane? Who wouldn't be pissed off?
 * Sandy: Be that as it may, it still doesn't make him right. He dares act as if he can control the nature of people and politics. Bikini Bottom is only like this because of bad choices and a poor education system. These sort've things can just as easly happen to another town and city. Hector will never find peace in this sort've path if he spends his life going after another town suffering the same problems as Bikini Bottom, let alone one considerably worse off. That lizard has to go down. (Tremors occurred as the damage Hector did got worse)......
 * BBDF Soldier #2: Sir, we have 29 minutes until the glacier melts. Goo Lagoon has now been engulfed, and the dam can only hold for so long.
 * Sandy: Then we'd best hurry. I need to go check up on Larry and the evacuation.
 * Crowds were still being evacuated while this played.
 * Mall Manager: "..... This is probuly the greatest turn out of potaintional custamers I ever have!"
 * Vice-Manager: "Do keep in mind it's because the glacier's melting and these people are trying to get to safety, sir."
 * Pearl: "(Was seen with her friends) Well this is perhaps the one time where going to the mall is for anything OTHER then shopping!"
 * Alot of Pet Lovers began to flock right into the pet shop with ther pets, as Kevin the Sea Cucumber was seen having a hyperventlative episode while dragged by the Jelly-Spotters, as Bubble Bass was seen in a food court, looking depressed.....
 * Bubble Bass: "..... I, spent alot of my life, eating and mostly only eating.... I.... I made a giant sea pig of myself...... If I were to die this day, then..... (Suddenly gets better) LIFE WELL SPENT?!"
 * Ms. Puff and Mr. Krabs were seen togather......
 * Ms. Puff: "....... Eugene, I know we had our, ups and downs ever since we once dated eachother..... (Deadpan) That time you stole from my garden not withstanding."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, it was nothing personal about that, I needed to feed pearl while she was going through a growth spert."
 * Ms. Puff: "Well why is she normal size again?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "The canon show's terrorable with continuity consistentcy."
 * Ms. Puff: "I meant in non-meta terms."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, when Plankton saw her in that size, he used a shrink ray so he isn't so afraid of her."
 * Ms. Puff: "Wait, he was in the same band as her when Squidward had that band, where did that whale-phobia stuff came from?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Don't look too deep into it, it's modern Canon Spongebob nonsense."
 * Ms. Puff: ".... What I was trying to say was...... If this were to be it, and it's a pretty big if depending on this mall's stability, I want to say.... At least I can potaintionally spend my final moments with you....."
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Same here, Ms. Puff."
 * Squidward was walking down the mall, when he began to hear familier music. He looked to see that Kelpie G was hosting a free "Possable Farewell" Concert for his fans.
 * Squidward: "..... Kelpie G.... (Squidward went forth to enjoy the concert, welcomed by Kelpie's fans)."
 * Plankton was seen at some place private, opening up his Villain Leage Communicator.
 * Plankton: "(After waiting awhile)..... (Beeeep) Karen, when you get this message, and if you don't hear from me again, can you be sure to tell the Leage that they may need to prepare a resserection ritual to me? The survivability from the Glacier's collapse is at very questionable odds, so I want to make sure that at least I can make it out of it. And, Karen...... I just wanted to also say..... I love you. I know sometimes our relationship's not, perfect, but, I at least want you to have it in your memory banks that..... Your the greatest accomplishment I ever have. Greater then even having finally getting the Krabby Patty Recipe back in the first movie, and Plan Z was an awesome plan while it lasted. And whether or not I make it out of this, I'll promise I'll buy you the greatest update money can buy.... Well, depending on if that asslion Prince John would spare some of the Leage's funding, cause you know how he is!"
 * Prisoners are seen being moved into a cage store.
 * Larry: "Did we really needed to evacuate the Prisoners in here as well when we could've just had them transfered into a farther away prison?"
 * Mayor: "We were going to, but due to the glacior suddenly being at critical level quicker then expected, we instead had to give them contemporary residence in the Mall's Cage Store."
 * Larry: "And, the mall has a cage store, whhhhhy?"
 * Mayor: Hunting alchourse. (Silence)....... It seemed like a good idea at the time.
 * Larry: "..... This is why Bikini Bottom has a very unflattering reputation with other towns and cities."
 * BBDF Soldier: 15 minutes and counting.
 * Larry:... Where's SpongeBob and Patrick? They were supposed to be back here by now.
 * Squidward: Let them take their time.
 * Mr. Krabs: MR. SQUIDWARD, WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT?!
 * Squuidward: Neptune, take a joke, will you?
 * Sandy: (Arrives)... Is everyone on board?
 * Larry: Well... Turns out not everybody can fit in the mall. The BBDF is going to use aircraft for the others.... Wait, where's SpongeBob and Patrick? They left to check up on you.
 * Sandy: THEY WHAT?!?... Patrick?
 * Squidward: Patrick.
 * Sandy: WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU STOP THEM?!? THE FLOOD WILL BE HERE IN A FEW MINUTES AND- (The Mall's broadcasts acted up as Hector appeared)
 * Hector: Greetings, Bikini Bottom. It's time for the day of your reckoning.
 * Larry:... I KNEW IT WAS HIM!!!
 * Hector: Your retarded days of living and worshipping addictive foodstuffs to near-death are over. Your fate was sealed before what you did to me in Bottoms Up. Now, I will do anyone else who loathes Bikini Bottom a favor and destroy everything. For every act of stupidity, every wrongful act, every act of hypocrisy, everything that you thought was no big deal. My pet Goonami will make a quick meal out of every one of you, and I will have my revenge. And just in case any of you get any ideas, particularly you, Sandy, I have something you care about. (Shows a restrained SpongeBob and Patrick)
 * Sandy:... YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB!!!!!
 * Patrick: WE DIDN'T KNOW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!
 * Hector: If you ever want to see them again... Well, you know what, you'll never see them again. If you want to try, then come alone. Though don't count on any miracles. You'll never find us-
 * SpongeBob: WE'RE AT THE DOWNTOWN WA- (Hector covered their mouths while holding the communicator with his tail)
 * Hector: CAN YOU NOT?! Goodbye everyone, and when you get to hell where you all belong, tell them to make some room. (Ends transmission)
 * Sandy:... How much longer until the dam gives out?
 * BBDF Soldier: 10 minutes.
 * Plankton: "Yikes, time sure flies."
 * Sandy: Good enough for me. Larry?... Wish me luck.
 * Larry: BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!! (Sandy ran off)
 * Plankton:... Bet you a dollar-
 * Mr. Krabs: THIS AIN'T BE THE TIME FOR BETTIN, PLANKTON?!
 * SpongeBob: (As he and Patrick were tied up by Hector) YOU'RE MAD!! LET US GO!!!
 * Hector: Afraid not. Thanks to your girlfriend forcing me to prematurely reveil the last greatest betrayal they'll see, I am going to end this once and for all, so she, you, and your friends won't stand in my way.
 * Patrick: "Ya know, the High Council and the rest of the Lougers are gonna give you HELL for what you are about to do!"
 * Hector: "(Chuckles), With Goonami in my grasp, I welcome the inedably of their impending annoyence. He could use some desert after the main course that is Bikini Bottom."
 * Spongebob: "As Squidward would say, (Nasially mimics Squidward) YOU ARE COMPLETELY OUT OF YOUR MIND?!"
 * Hector: With you two dingalings as hostages, and the Bikini Bottom Defense Force too occupied with the evacuation and the Mall, I'm going to bring her right to me! By the time she arrives, it'll be too late. I would remove the one serious threat to my plans, Eugene and Squidward would be amongst the devoured, then, he'll have Pink-Frosted Spongecake with a side of Swiss Squirl after he's done."
 * SpongeBob: I don't think having us as hostages will be a good idea, Hector. Have you SEEN how mad Sandy can get when we're in danger?
 * Hector: I'm not ignorent to that. The property damage she caused to the Krusty Krab in 2000 proved well of that.
 * Patrick: Wasn't that the day when she became homesick?
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick, it was!
 * Hector: But she won't lay a finger on me. I told her to come alone, and as long as I have you in my clutches, ESPECIALLY when I am the only one who can free you with the key, nothing is going to stop me. Now, you may want to start hoping she makes it in time, because I unfortunately can't be here to witness this. There's 5 minutes before the emergency dam gives out, and my plan commences. It might suit me best if I avoid being the feeding hand Goonami bites.
 * SpongeBob: (As he left) You... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
 * Hector: Oh, I assure you, I already have. Have a nice swim. (He left as he started to chuckle derangedly)
 * SpongeBob:... (The two looked at each other and gulped)
 * Patrick: ".... Spongebob, do you think, Gazelle could revive us?"
 * Spongebob: "Well..... I know the Uniter Blade can do, alot of amazing things, but.... Gazelle herself only scratched the surface on how incredable that thing might be. She might not even know it."
 * Patrick: "THAT IS REALLY NOT ASSURING, SPONGEBOB?!"
 * Spongebob: "But, I know what is....... Sandy's coming."
 * Sandy was seen running like a track-runner as she moves perfectly around streets filled with abandoned boats and buses.
 * Sandy's thoughts: "Okay Sandy, based on what Spongebob said, that cheeky reptile clearly figured to go to the warehouse district. I have to get ther as quickly as possable."
 * Sandy heads enroute to the Warehouse District.
 * Sandy pulls out her rope and starts using it to swing across streetlights to bypass traffic of abandoned boats, trucks and buses.
 * Sandy: "Ugh, Rush-hour is the WORSE!"
 * Patrick: "...... In case Sandy doesn't make it, not that I'm doubting her..... I just want to say...... Your the greatest friend I can always rely on."
 * Spongebob: ".... Same here, Patrick...... It's just..... There's so many things I still haven't gotten to do."
 * Spongebob: "Not just that, but...... I feel as if there's still more to see in both our universes, the AUU, heck, we barely even scratched the craziness on what is the Multiverse."
 * Patrick: "..... Well, dare I say, in case Sandy doesn't come in time, I wanna say..... It was quite a ride...... Kinda sucks a generic angry rich guy is what does us in."
 * Spongebob: "Tecnecally, he's a generic angry FORMER rich guy, but I do see what you mean. On the plus-side, if our deaths don't end up inspiring Gazelle to practice resserections with the Uniter Blade and/or if it ends up taking her awhile to do so, at least Spyro will take over and dedicate himself to make Hector pay."
 * Patrick: "Yeah, but..... It'll like desistate them at first. It'll take them awhile to even start that. Hector would already go out of his way to be a meanie-pants to another town or city he doesn't like. And there's the matter on how that crazy dinosaur would go around and eat people. It might take it awhile before it even messes with the humans and doom himself B-Movie Monster Sytile, and even then, given that he's surprisingly smart for something not sentient, can we even BE sure the humans could stop it?"
 * Spongebob: "Patrick, don't give yourself into a defeatest attatude. First and foremost Sandy will save us..... I know she'll save us."
 * Tremors are felt....
 * Spongebob: "...... (Quietly) Oh please save us Sandy, for Neptune's sake!"
 * Sandy: (She finally found the location of SpongeBob and Patrick as the final tremor was heard to signal zero hour, as the emergency dam finally gave out when the dam overflowed with goo, as it shatters and the goo washed out all over Bikini Bottom)... (She got a determined look and used rope to catapult herself all the way to SpongeBob and Patrick's location, the goo washing through Bikini Bottom as Goonami followed, as she kicked through the glass, rolled in, and got up)... Guys!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: SANDY!
 * Spongebob: "I KNEW YOU'D SAVE US!"
 * Sandy: I'm gonna get you outta here! (As the tremors got louder)...
 * SpongeBob:... Do know that only Hector can unlock these restraints. He took the keys with him.
 * Sandy:... Aw, dag nabbit, BECAUSE OF COURSE THE LOWBROW SKUNK-LIZARD WOULD DO THAT?! (The goo tsunami got into eye-sight)... I got an idea, but you ain't gonna like it! (The goo came in) DEEP BREATH!!!
 * Patrick: "I'M HATING IT ALREADY!!"
 * Sandy: WELL YA MAY AS WELL COPE WITH IT, PATRICK!! (The goo washed up their entire location, destroying it)
 * Sandy: (They ended up turning SpongeBob into an underwater safe-haven, as SpongeBob breathed in the air inside him as, despite not freeing them from the restraints, made them buoyant enough to float to the surface)
 * SpongeBob:... That... Was so crazy, it worked!
 * Patrick: "I LIKE IT NOW!!"
 * Sandy: Now let's see if we can deal with the restraints.
 * SpongeBob: But Hector said-
 * Sandy: FORGET WHAT HECTOR SAID!! I can still get you outta here!
 * ???: NOT SO FAST!! (Hector arrived in his aircraft) YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU MISERABLE RODENT!! SOON, THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL DIE, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN- (Sandy lassoed the aircraft)..... Oh, right. She's from Texas.... Uh-oh. (He struggled to free himself from the rope as it yanked the keys out of it, destroying it as he fell, as she used another lasso to grab a building chimney and pull SpongeBob haven to the keys, grabbing them)
 * Sandy: Boo-yah! (She used them to free them as SpongeBob shape-shifted into a dinghy)
 * Hector: (As he fell, he was able to press a button that turned the aircraft into a hovercraft, albeit with only a few changes in transformation)
 * SpongeBob: OH, THAT'S SO COOL!!!... Also, not good for us!
 * Hector: This isn't over! You're still going to be at the mercy of Goonami! (A roar was heard)... Speak of the Devil! (He took off) HAVE FUN BECOMING DINO-CHOW!! (Cackles)
 * Sandy:... What the hell kinda money did those Undergrounders give him?!?
 * SpongeBob: Must've lied to them to cover up his true goals for this place.
 * Sandy:... That's a damn good point. Now let's get outta here! We got some civilians to rescue! (They took off as SpongeBob sprouted a motorboat-like engine as they took off, Goonami following them)
 * Mr. Krabs saw the incoming goo with a spyglass!
 * Mr. Krabs: "GOO AHOY!!!!"
 * Squidward: "PLANKTON, KOI, PLEASE TELL ME THOSE SHIP MODIFICATIONS ARE DONE!!"
 * Plankton: "WE'RE GOING AS FAST AS WE CAN OVER HERE!!"
 * Dr. Koi: "We're just about there, for now, barricade the doors!"
 * Larry: "YOU HEARD HIM, EVERYONE!! BARRICADE ALL DOORS TO KEEP THIS PLACE STABLE?!" (They did that) IS EVERYONE ACCOUNTED FOR?!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: I'M SAD TO SAY THE MALL IS FULL!!! WE'LL HAVE TO RESCUE THE OTHERS BY AIRCRAFT!!!
 * Larry: CRAP!!!... Where's SpongeBob, Patrick and Sandy?
 * Mr. Krabs: They'll be fine.... I just hope the other poor souls out there are okay.
 * Fish #1: (As everyone panicked when the goo hit them) HELP!!!
 * Fish #2: YIKES!!!
 * Fish #3: OH, HEY, A NICKEL!!!
 * Sandy: (They arrived)... Oh, no! We're too late! (The tides hamper their travels as they end up flipping over, submerged and spinning around as they struggled to swim or cover)
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS IN LIFE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO-
 * Sandy: I think we did that joke already.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, I meant... Something involving you-
 * Sandy: OKAY, I DON'T WANNA KNOW ANYMORE!! (She spots a building still standing above the goo)... THERE! To that building! (They managed to make it)
 * Patrick:... Where's the dinosaur?
 * Sandy: Well, given we threw it off-course, we need to hurry and save these people before it comes back.
 * Patrick: BUT HOW?!? (They notice an entire box of life preservers as Sandy lassoed them and pulled them in)... If Icky was here, he'd make a comment about it being a dumb cowinidence.
 * Sandy: BUT A HELPFUL DUMB COWINKYDINK! We need to rustle em to safety! And I can't do it alone, nor here. You need to stay here and do your best on your own.
 * SpongeBob:... BY OURSELVES?!?
 * Sandy: Yeah! It's about DAMN time you did something involving situations like this. Do it like this! (She used her lasso and tied it to a life preserver, and used it like a lasso, throwing it to one of the pedestrians, and pulling him in)
 * Fish #1: OH, THANK YOU!!!
 * Sandy:... Now the rest is up to you!
 * SpongeBob:... But I don't even know how to lasso!
 * Sandy: Well, we don't have that much time here, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! (She turns her suit into a hydro-pack as she jumped in)
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs as it was too dark to see)...... I CAN'T SEE CRUD!!!
 * Patrick: (Angler clams swarm in) AAAND RIGHT ON CUE! (They grab and threw a few to light up the area and start rescuing people)
 * Sardine: "MEEP MEEP MEEP?! MEEP MEEP MEEP?! (Goonami was seen swimming in a distence, as the Sardine saw that) MEEP MEEP, MEEP MEEP, MEEP MEEP?!! (Patrick was able to lassoed the Sardine just before Goonami arrived!)"
 * An Italian Cannel Boat with a rower and a romantic couple were seen, the three unaware of the situation as Spongebob was ablle to lasso'd the boat away from Goonami's jaws!
 * A guy that looks like he was stranded on an island for a long time, but really he's on a raft with a painted volley ball: "WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO, WILSON?! (Gets Lassoed just as Goonami ate the raft) WILSOOOOOOON?!"
 * Patrick and Spongebob pretty much saved crowds of people as they are litterally kept in a pile.
 * Sandy finally surfaced and returned with an additional set of folks.
 * Sandy:... So, how'd it go?
 * SpongeBob: We did well. (The BBDF brought the rescued citizens to the Mall on an aircraft) But there's still 6 people left.
 * Sandy: Well, then we'd better find em' before-
 * ???: HEY, BITCHES!!! (Hector arrived on his hovercraft as this played on the radio)
 * Hector: YOU'D BETTER GET READY TO DIE!! (He drove off cackling)
 * SpongeBob:... What did he mean by tha- (Something dragged him and Patrick underwater) WAAA- (Got cut-off as he went into the goo)
 * Sandy: NOO!! (Goonami dragged them down underwater)... HECTOR!!! (Sighs) You guys find the other six citizens, and use the lasso preservers! I've got to save my friends! (They did so as she dives down after them, as this music played)
 * SpongeBob: (He was panicking as Goonami dragged him down until Sandy snatched the two of them as Goonami blocked their entry to the surface) MMMPPPHHH!!!
 * Sandy: Outta the way, you misplaced creature of a bygone era!! (Goonami roared at them as it lashed at them, causing the three to be scattered as SpongeBob and Patrick finally drowned) GUYS- (Goonami chomped on her as she held the jaws open)... YOU... VICIOUS... BEAST!! (She used her tail to aggravate the beast and cause it to cough out Sandy) (She went for the drowned SpongeBob and Patrick as Goonami blocked her way) URRRGHH!! YOU ARE DID CLOSE OF MAKING ME BREAK MY PROMISE TO PHILMORE ON PUTTING YOU DOWN GENTLEY, FISHFACE?! (The beast lashed out at her multiple times until she finally got a heavy hit on it as she retrieved SpongeBob and Patrick, swimming them to the surface as they arrived at a building, reviving them)
 * Patrick: AAHHH!! BUTT HURTS!!!
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! ICE CREAM!!
 * Sandy: Guys, you're okay! (They watched as the entire area was flooded, and even the Sea Needle collapsed)... How could Hector commit all this chaos, and over something his own fault anyway? (A scream was heard along with a roar)... Oh, no! We gotta save whoever that was!
 * Patrick: Right behind ya'! (He grabbed another glowing angler clam, and threw it far enough to find the drowning pedestrian in the stormy heavy-raining night)...
 * SpongeBob: WE'LL SAVE YOU! (They prepared to save the pedestrian until a gunshot broke the lasso preserver) WHAT THE?!?
 * Hector: (He drove in on his hovercraft) No you won't! You've interfered with my plans for the LAST time!
 * Pedestrian: HEEEELLLPP!! (Goonami approached her)
 * Patrick: (He threw an angler clam at him as he fell)
 * Hector: AHH! OH, GROSS!!! (The two jumped into the water to save the pedestrian) (Smacks away the clam, and just saw the two coming to the rescue)... GET BACK HERE!!! (He fired at them) I SAID GET BACK HERE, NOW!! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANY FURTHER!!! I SWEAR IT!!! (They grabbed the citizen before Goonami chomped her)
 * Pedestrian:... Thank you, thank you!
 * Hector: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT?! HOLD STILL, YOU INSOLENT RAT! (He continued firing, as he accidentally caught the attention of Goonami)... Oops. Now now, Goonami, remember that it was me that freed you and- (Goonami roared)!...... And like any B Movie Monster, the villain always ends up seeing the monster turn on them. (Goonami went after him as he retreated, Goonami chasing him) F******************-***************** (Echos as he is at a distence with Goonami after him)
 * Spongebob: "Tch, guess Karma made up for being unfair to us by being unfair to Hector now."
 * Sandy:... GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! (They continued to rescue the last of the citizens and brought them to the safety of the BBDF aircraft)...
 * SpongeBob:... Yes! We did it!
 * Hector: CONGRATS! NOW SEE IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH GOONAMI! (He drives off)
 * SpongeBob: (Goonami breached right towards them as they screamed, the splash causing them to scatter around lost as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy were separated around the goo)
 * Sandy:... SPONGEBOB! PATRICK!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Goonami roared as it swam right past her)
 * SpongeBob: (He was so far beneath the surface he was helpless) MMMMPPPHHH!!! MMPPPPPHH!!!
 * Sandy: (She heard his muffles, but so did Goonami as it charged for him) NO! (She grabbed Goonami's tail as she climbed all the way for it's head, grabbing SpongeBob before he could be eaten) Okay, SpongeBob, this might be a little hard to inhale, but it MIGHT help! (She gives him an air helmet and flushes the water out)...
 * SpongeBob:... Why air?
 * Sandy: Because you guys breath air from the water. It's not wet air, but it's enough for you to survive. (Goonami struggled to get them off, even breaching as SpongeBob got a whiff of air, and managed to get the water air into his helmet, as they went back down again) Now, where's Patrick?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know! He could be anywhere!
 * Sandy: Oh, no! He could've fully drowned at this point!!
 * SpongeBob: How're we supposed to find him NOW?!? (They suddenly spotted Patrick being rescued by aquatic BBDF officers)... THERE THEY ARE! (Goonami noticed them)
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) SpongeBob, really? (Goonami finally shook them off as they grabbed onto him by the tail, Sandy grabbing Goonami's tail, and SpongeBob grabbing hers) OWWW, MY TAIL!?... (Goonami almost ate them until Sandy used a floating piece of wood to stab it in the butt, causing it to have a comical reacting in stopping, then to roar in pain as it flung them to Patrick, but in turn causing the BBDF agents to be cut of their air supply and suffocate)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, no!
 * BBDF Agent #1: JUST GO!! NOW!!
 * BBDF Agent #2: SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
 * SpongeBob: We can't- (His helmet gets shattered by the air discharge of their suits, and Goonami recovers from the pain and attacks)
 * Sandy:... We have no choice, SpongeBob! We have to leave them. (Goonami charged) But don't worry, we can save ourselves! (Goonami finally ate the drowning agents, as SpongeBob held onto Patrick with one hand, and her leg with the other as she rode onto Goonami as much as she could until it managed to flip them off to where SpongeBob couldn't hold it any longer, yet Sandy was able to kick Goonami's nose and shake it off while she grabbed the two and swam them up to safety)
 * Hector: (As he saw this as the three were headed to the Mall)... I really wish I took down that DAMN squirl?! Well, it's pretty clear that you want something done right, you do it yourself! (He loads his pistol and approaches the Mall)
 * The Goo was itching closer.
 * Mr. Krabs: "(Seeing this through spyglass) IT BE GETTING CLOSER?!"
 * Plankton: "YA MIND NOT REMINDING US SO MUCH?!"
 * Dr. Koi: "A few moments more?! It'll be ready in about 6 more seconds?!"
 * Larry: "THEN MAKE THEM COUNT AND MOVE QUICKLY?!"
 * Dr. Koi: "Almost done, and, (Does a final touch) COMPLETION?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "BRACE FER IMPACT?!" (The mall got ready and floated across the surface as lightning crackled)... GET READY, LADS AND LADDIES!! THE WEATHER'S GETTING ROUGH! EVEN OUR TIDY SHIP'LL BE DUST!!
 * Larry: HOLD FAST!! IT'S BARELY A THREE-HOUR TOUR FROM HERE!! A THREE-HOUR TOUR!!!
 * Plankton: Oh for the love of Neptune, really?
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, the Navy left an impact on me. (The BBDF got the hang of sailing the mall)
 * Mrs. Puff: (Puffed up in panic)
 * Pearl: (Cries waterfalls)
 * Mr. Krabs: PEARL, DON'T SINK THE SHIP, FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE!!!
 * Sandy: (The storm shook the goo) Ugh! GO-GO-GADGET HYDRO PACK!! (She got out her hydro pack again swimming faster and Ready to Die kept playing on Hector's hovercraft)
 * (Deadpool): "Well that Inspector Gadget Reference came from nowhere."
 * (Scroopfan): "Don't alot of references in this series do that though, Deadpool?"
 * Hector: (Aims his pistol for Sandy's helmet) Say cheese! (Goonami got in his way as it disrupted his aim) GRRGH, GODDAMMIT MONSTER, WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH A GODDAMN JO- (Started dodging Goonami as he chased him as it eventually destroyed his hovercraft as he just used a meat dummy to escape and follow the three in a scuba suit and DPV)
 * Sandy: (She managed to crawl onto the ship)... GRRGH!! THIS SUIT MAY BE TOUGH, but, COME ON, THE CURRENTS THAT BEAST CREATES MAKES THESE GUYS HARDER TO SAVE!!! No, no one actually help me, that'd be a little too much!! (She pulls SpongeBob and Patrick up as they coughed)
 * Patrick:... Did we win?
 * Sandy: (As everyone in Bikini Bottom whom they saved arrived)... WHEW! Good work, guys!
 * SpongeBob: (Takes deep breath) The least we can do. Now let's hope this plan goes smoothly and that mean lizard doesn't-
 * ???: Encounter you on the ship? (He appeared with his discarded scuba suit pointing his gun as everyone was scared of him)
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Get back, everyone! (They armed themselves)
 * Hector: Uh-uh! Not unless you want the squirrel to drown in front of your eyes!
 * SpongeBob:... Would you care to repeat that, you rotten barnacle-head?!?
 * Hector: Oh, if it isn't the squirrel's little boyfriend. I'm sorry, did I touch a nerve? I see you wish to watch her drown with them.
 * SpongeBob: Threaten to kill her again! See what happens!
 * Hector:... Watch her lungs collapse and wilt!
 * SpongeBob: (Got his karate gear and attacked, only for Hector to fire his gun as he ducked) AAHH! (He used his shapeshifting to avoid the gunfire as he fled)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) Hiding are we? GOOD!
 * Sandy: (Grabbing the gun in his grip) LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU- (He lightly punched her helmet, causing her to flinch as he threw the gun out of her grasp and punched her to the ground)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) I could REALLY use a challenge from the infamous star of this f****** cesspool of corruption! Because after I finish you, your dumbass starfish friend, AND watch your eye candy take her last blub, DESTROYING THIS THING WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!! (As he managed to find a BBDF assault rifle)... (Chuckles) PERFECT! (He takes it, cocks it, and uses it as he searches for SpongeBob)
 * Sandy: (She saw this) SPONGEBOB!!! BE CAREFUL!! HE'S GOT A BIGGER GUN!!
 * Hector: SHUT IT! (Kicks her in the chest, and continued searching)... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT, YOU TALKING PIECE OF CHEESE!!! YOU HAD THAT KARATE GEAR A SECOND AGO, THEN I PULLED A GUN OUT AT YOU!!! What, are you too scared to save your squirrel friend?... Fine! Then watch me blow her helmet to smithereens! (Aims his gun at her) You have until the count of 10! 1 2, skip a few, 10-
 * SpongeBob: NOO!!! (He came out give a quick judo chop that knocked Hector down, but he managed to still held onto the gun)
 * Hector:... (Getting back off acting like nothing happened) Yeah, I thought so! Now come at me, and show her the sponge who saved her from that giant clam!
 * SpongeBob: (As much as he wanted to not do it, he had no choice)... FINE!
 * Hector: 3-2-1, GO! (He fires the assault rifle as he dodged and threw him way from the pedestrians)...
 * SpongeBob:... BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!!! This is between the two of us! I will not let you do this to my good town!
 * Hector: I'd like to see you try, you retarded rotten pile of cheese!
 * SpongeBob: GLADLY!!! (He fights him, knocking the assault rifle, and later the pistol, out of his grasp and surprised that he started displaying new fighting moves)... What?
 * Hector: When you want revenge on Bikini Bottom for THIS long, you need to learn a thing or two! I didn't make it THIS far by sitting on the sidelines while a bunch of lackeys did all the work.
 * Spongebob: "THEN WHY WAS I ABLE TO SMACK YOU DOWN EARLIER BEFORE?!"
 * Hector: "Well I didn't say it was God-Levels of perfect. I learned karate myself, and though I was expelled for using it for revenge, I would not be blocked. So, gun or no, I will not be blocked again by a big piece of mold!"
 * SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I'M A SPONGE! THERE'S A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE!! A CELLULAR MOTHERF*****G DIFFERENCE!!
 * Hector: (Cackles) THAT'S the spirit! Let's dance, hero! (They both sparred as this music played)
 * Hector: (As SpongeBob held him at gunpoint with his assault rifle to defend himself)... Pfft! You wouldn't shoot me! That'd 'fly in the face of your good nature'. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Your history and hatred by everyone in the town said so. ESPECIALLY SQUIDWARD!! So go ahead and shoot me. You'd do it because you're STUPID MENACE! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... You're seriously using Modern Spongebob episodes as an accreate exsample of what I really am? AND YOU CALL ME THE STUPID MENACE?! (He throws the assault rifle into the goo flood)... You don't really know me. You don't know Bikini Bottom at all. Maybe nothing from it is perfect, but at least we don't try to act we are like you do! You have the nerve to act like your entitled to have the entire freaking universe favor your every whim, yet when even so much as your OWN brother desided to give you a needed dose of reality, you react with hate and violence! Now, I'm not gonna pretend that Bikini Bottom has a good reputation, but that doesn't mean that people will automaticly start to actselly LIKE YOU! In fact, if anyone found out that you had something to do with it, then you will be put on death row for horrendus genoside and terrorisum! And it wouldn't matter if their opinion on Bikini Bottom's no better, you still commited a monsterious act of destroying an entire civilisation! Basicly, you are SO NOT the lesser of two evils, Hector. Two wrongs don't make a right, and destroying Bikini Bottom doesn't magicly bring you back to the easy life!
 * Hector:... Perhaps not..... (He took out a knife) BUT I DON'T HAVE UNREALISITIC EXPECTATIONS?! IF THE WORLD IS TO HATE ME FOR CLEANSING AWAY IT'S MOST DISGUSTING BLEMISH, THEN SO BE IT?!
 * SpongeBob: OH, YOU CHEATER!!!
 * Hector: (Rolls eyes annoyed) Spoken like a true bubble-blowing, ice-cream-eating, Goofy-Goober-worshipping little baby boy!
 * SpongeBob: WHY YOU LITTLE- (He charged as he dodged a knife attack)
 * Hector: HAH! I knew that'd get you. That just makes this more fun! (He attacks as they sparred and thunder was heard, and the rain started to pick up as the two continued to fight until Sandy and Patrick arrived, and Sandy noticed the pistol and picked it up)... (Hector had him cornered) Say bye-bye, SpongeBoob DumbPants!
 * Sandy: (She fired the gun at him as it scratched his shoulder and it bled)... GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Hector: OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! (He throws the knife right at her helmet as it cracked)
 * SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (The helmet shattered as the large air bubble floating upward as she started gurgling in suffocation)... NOOO!!!
 * Hector: And now for the climax! (He prepared to punch all the air out of her lungs in slow motion until SpongeBob went out on him)
 * SpongeBob: (Punching him in the face right near the ledge as he used his bubble wand to blow a bubble which Sandy used as a makeshift helmet) NOW GET OUT OF HERE! And thanks for saving me!
 * Sandy: (As her voice was obscured by the bubble) Right back at you!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Sandy: I said 'right back at you'!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?... You look confused, so you're probably not getting me. Just get out of here and get everyone to safety!... (Sandy lipped 'You're seriously not helping!') WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: Okay, screw this! (They left as her bubble helmet jiggled)
 * SpongeBob: (As he picked up the gun and held Hector at gunpoint)... This is OVER, Hector! Surrender now!
 * Hector:... It's not over UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!!! (He tussles with SpongeBob for the gun) I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN, AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! (The ship tremors when Goonami charges into it, knocking everyone off course, causing both Hector and SpongeBob to lose balance, Sandy's bubble-helmet to pop and leave her suffocating again, and Patrick to end up with his butt in trash-can) YAAHH!! (He hangs on the ledge as the pistol fell off shore)... REALLY WISH I WAS ABLE TO ESTABLISH A BETTER CONNECTION WITH THAT CREATURE?!
 * SpongeBob: WELL YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T?! This ends NOW! Give up, and I'll rescue you!
 * Hector: "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO HELP ME?!"
 * Spongebob: "Honestly, as much of a shipwreck you are, you still deserve to be given a trial. You're too broken for this world, Hector. You'll be given a special place in the Dragon Guardian Temple's Pariah Wing, where you'll never threaten anyone again. Look at it this way, you'll never have to worry about being in the same place as Bikini Bottom after this."
 * Hector:... IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!! (He flips himself up, only barely, and grabs SpongeBob preparing to fall with him until Sandy grabs SpongeBob as the two struggled, lightning striking, but she finally drowns after wasting all her bubbles struggling to lift SpongeBob, loosening her grip as SpongeBob is able to save himself, landing on Sandy's comatose body as Hector fell from the boat screaming like Clayton and got eaten by Goonami in a same fashion to the Serpent Lord)
 * SpongeBob:... Sorry it had to end like this, Hector, but I guess that's your own fault..... WE DID IT, SA... (A bubble escaped her mouth as he heard the bubble)... Sandy? (He turned and saw her unconscious)... Aw, tartar sauce! (She picked her up) Looks like I gotta get her some air! I'd better find a place to give her another bubble helmet and give her CPR- (Goonami shook the ship again as it desperately tried to eat many more people on it) AAHHH!!
 * Patrick: GUYS!!! YOU OKAY, WHERE'S HECTOR?!
 * SpongeBob: One of us, and Hector's gone. Eaten by his own instrument of destruction. JUST HELP ME GET SANDY SOMEWHERE SAFE UNTIL I GET HER AIR!!!
 * Patrick: "Sure thing! Uh, just as soon as I get my butt-unstuck!"
 * SpongeBob: OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WOULD YOU GIVE A SPONGE A BREAK?!? (Goonami continued charging the boat as everyone on it shook, as Spongebob was able to pull Patrick off the trashcan)
 * Patrick: "Thanks Spongebob, I think that Dr. Koi guy made some emergeny air stuff."
 * Spongebob: "Thanks Patrick! (Runs off with a Comatosed Sandy)"
 * Plankton: I'M GONNA DIE!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO RULE THE SEA A SECOND TIME!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:...... SERIOUSLY?!?
 * Plankton: "I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S KINDA ONE-NOTE OF ME, JUST ROLL WITH IT?! WE'LL BE DEAD SOON ENOUGH ANYWAY?!"
 * SpongeBob: GUYS! (He arrived with a comatose Sandy)
 * Squidward: "WELL IT'S ABOUT TIME SHOWED UP?!"
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, and I could use some help right about now! (He slumps Sandy's comatose body on the ground as much of the inhabitants fainted at the sight of it) Help me find some place safe so I can get to Dr. Koi and- (Goonami rammed the ship again, breaking a large hole in it, causing Sandy to be flung off right into the whole and at a far distence, splashing on the goo!) NOOOOOOOO!!! (She floated on the goo surface as Goonami targeted her)
 * Larry:... SpongeBob, I think you know what to do!
 * SpongeBob:... Right! Get me a lifeline! (They did so)... I'M COMING, SANDYYYYY!!! (He jumped into the water as he struggled at first, then managed to pick up the pace as he grabbed Sandy, then got chomped by Goonami as everyone was shocked) (As he and Sandy went down it's throat) NO!!! I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO BE DINNER!!! (Goonami ended up choking on them as SpongeBob struggled to get out)...
 * Larry:... Wait... What's going on?
 * Patrick:... HE'S DOING IT!!! GO, BUDDY!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He struggled climbing out of the throat until a familiar hand grabbed Sandy by the foot) WHAT?!? (Hector came out covered in acid)
 * Hector: LIKE I SAID, IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ALONG WITH YOUR EYE CANDY!!!
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs) Damn you, Reynaud!! (To Hector) LET GO OF HER!!!
 * Hector: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
 * SpongeBob: (Hector pulled them both into the stomach)... Well, this sucks!
 * Hector:... I've had enough outta you! Neither three of us are getting out of here alive! We will ROT in here, and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it!
 * SpongeBob: You think so? Cause, ya keep saying there's nothing we can do, but it NEVER works in your favor! (He found a large pile of soda machines)
 * Hector:... Oh, no, you don't! I'M THE ONE getting out of here! (They tussled for the soda machine, using all that Goonami swallowed against one another, until SpongeBob ended up kicking him into a pond of digestive acid, as he melted to death screaming)...
 * SpongeBob:... Still a damn shame, too. (He then proceeded to smash all the soda inside them, causing the resulting natural gas to cause Goonami to burp, sending him and Sandy up the esophagus in a bubble as they launched out of Goonami's mouth, as they flew right for the boat)
 * Larry: SPONGEBOB!!
 * Squidward: By Neptune's Beard, he actually did it.
 * SpongeBob: (He reached for the boat, but they ended up missing and fell into the goo again)
 * Squidward: ".... Oh confound the comical nature of this world messing with expectations?!"
 * Goonami: (He roared as loud as he could in anger, aggravating everyone around them as it charged for SpongeBob and a still-comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He panicked)... ("Come on, SpongeBob, THINK! What would Sandy do against a monster like THAT?!?") (This music played when SpongeBob got an idea)...
 * SpongeBob:... PATRICK!!! CATCH!!! (HE tossed Sandy's body up as Patrick used the lifeguard lasso technique to pull her to safety)
 * Larry: WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I know what to do! (He blew a bubble that he used as a makeshift helmet, and dived down, dodging Goonami's attack)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, NO, DON'T BE A HERO!!!! Wait.... I mean... THE KIND YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW!! (SpongeBob used what karate he had available to fight off Goonami as he managed to reach the bottom in a submerged civilized area, as he managed to trick Goonami into ramming into much of it, trapping it, and SpongeBob made the final stand)
 * SpongeBob:... Smile, you son of a BITCH! (He tricked Goonami into causing the equilibrium of the debris to disrupt, causing it to be crushed to death)... It is done!
 * Patrick:... Please, SpongeBob, please make it!!!
 * Plankton: Well, on the bright side-
 * Mr. Krabs: Plankton, don't you DARE say it! We're in a survival situation, and THAT'S what you're concerned about?
 * SpongeBob:... (He surfaced) I DID IT! IT'S DEAD!! (Everyone cheered as they brought him back up, though Philmore only sighed sadly, Dr. Koi comferting him)...
 * Larry:... What do we do about Sandy, though? We can't reach the island because of our current situation.
 * SpongeBob: I got it covered.
 * Sandy: (SpongeBob blew a bubble and put it on her as it gave her the right oxygen environment for him to push the water out of her lungs, as she coughed it out and gasped heavily)... SpongeBob... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: (Sighs)
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs, as he uses his bubble wand to create a way to understand her)... Okay, now try.
 * Sandy:... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob:... Sure did.
 * Sandy: Well, good! Gotta say, this is NOT a good substitute for a helmet.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you might as well get used to it. Anyway, we did it. We defeated Hector and Goonami.
 * Sandy:... How?
 * SpongeBob:... When you drowned, he fell and got eaten by Goonami, and I saved you from both when Goonami ate you.
 * Sandy:... You... Actually did all that... On your own?
 * Larry: (As the others arrived) He sure did. You taught him well.
 * SpongeBob:... So, yeah, your little nutsiness seemed to rub off on me- (The bubbles he was using popped, and so did the line, and later, Sandy's bubble helmet as everyone was shocked)
 * Sandy:... (Gurgling) Thank you, SpongeBob! (She kissed him on the cheek)
 * SpongeBob:... (He fell as heart-shaped bubbles burst)... HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! What an arousing irony!! (Sandy suffocated again) Oh, right! (He blew her another bubble helmet as she gasped)... Nothing to it, really. (Everyone cheered, but it was distrupted by a loud crash and debri crumbling)...... That, doesn't sound good.
 * Angry growling was heard, which surprised everyone, as to everyone's shock, Goonami still lived, albeit now weaken an injured, managing to pull half of itself into the mall!
 * Plankton: "...... AND ALCHOURSE, IT PULLS THE INFAMOUS "THE MONSTER'S STILL BARELY ALIVE" CLISHE?! IT'S ANNOYING WHEN HORROR MOVIES DO THAT?!"
 * Spongebob: "OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD?!"
 * The Crowds of people quickly moved away from Goonami's reach.
 * Dr. Koi was seen reading a makeshift poison and load it into a sniper rilfe, and aimed at Goonami's location while it still focused at the crowd.
 * Philmore stopped him.....
 * Philmore: "...... Please.... If Philmore has to....  Be put down..... Let me do it."
 * Dr. Koi relucently agreed and gave Philmore the rilfe.
 * Philmore was able to aim at the exposed flesh just as Goonami was menacing the crowds!
 * Plankton: "Krabs, before we were to end up becoming dino chow, I just wanna say.... I ALWAYS MISSED OUR FRIENDSHIP WHEN WE WERE KIDS?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, I wanted to apologiese for the over-the-top ways I have you commupence for trying t steal me formula, the thing about you being afraid of whales ESPEICALLY?! But in my defence, you did sort've went to far framing me for stealing neptune's crown and nearly got me exicuted! That event kinda trumatised me!"
 * Plankton: "..... Okay, fair point, BUT IT DIDN'T HELPED TO SCAR ME AS BADLY ALL THE SAME?!"
 * Goonami roared at them as the crowds scream!
 * Philmore: "(Readies the shot)...... I'm sorry, Jr. (Fires the sniper with the dart filled with Koi's Age-Acceleration Serum, as the dart was able to hit the wound perfectly!)"
 * Goonami froze in his tracks in reaction to the perfect shot, and looked to see the dart in place...... Then looked to see Dr. Philmore with the sniper rilfe.......
 * Goonami had another ten-thoundson yard stare, as memories of it's pup hood and the love Philmore gave it flooded back in.......
 * Goonami sadly moaned as a single tear escaped it's eye, the tear dropping down, and splattered into a broken heart.....
 * Goonami began to get even weaker and lathargic, as the head and neck rested down, becoming extremely weak.
 * Philmore, cautiously so, began to approuch the dying Goonami, of which got weaker and weaker to the point it could no longer move.
 * Goonami's eye looked at Philmore, Goonami gave a phathic, weaken moan.....
 * Philmore: "..... It's okay, Jr..... I forgive you...."
 * Spongebob, Patrick, and Sandy began to get teary-eyed, as does the crowd.
 * Mr. Krabs looked on solumly, as even Plankton.
 * Even Squidward was struggling to fight back tears, only for it to turn out that he was next to an Onion Store.
 * Squidward: "(Wimpery) WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE AN ONION STORE?!"
 * Goonami started to close it's eyes, giving a final death moan as faint heart beats are heard slowly stopping.
 * Silence...... Goonami is no more.......
 * Philmore broke ino tears, as he embraced his adopted son a final time.
 * Mayor: ".... (Sighs sadly).... One would figure a monster being dead would be a joyious thing."
 * Sandy: "No..... Goonami was never a true monster. But an exsample on why science must be handled with caution and respect. He was a creature that was never meant to be in this time period. The fact he had to go down, because he was dragged into a mad man's twisted game of revenge, and that he would've suffered a tragic end either way..... But, at the least..... Goonami doesn't have to suffer this, anymore....."
 * The camera drumaticly pans away from the scene, and out the mall flouting on the gooey sea, as this was witnessed by Bubbles the Dolphan in his lair..... He looked away in sadness as well......
 * Bikini Bottom was restored to normal, as Spongebob and friends arrived to the newly erected Goonami Memorial Museum.
 * Dr. Koi: "It is with solum pride that to honor the Late Philmore Loggushead and that of his greatest life legacy with the existence of Philmore "Goonami" Jr, I hereby open the Goonami Memorial Museum, to not just best understand the tragity involving a creature brought out of it's proper time period, but to warn and bring caution about the consiquences of unrestricted scientific ambitions, and hope this museum enlughtens future minds of tomorrow, to avoid the same mistakes I did. I would also like to thank the representives of Bottoms Up for financing the museum's production, even if albeit only so to cure the town's reputation from any assusiation with Hector R. Ingersoll and to quell the controversey around him."
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) Because alchourse they would only help as a means of damage control."
 * Squidward: "(Quietly) Well pardon their need to maintain their tourest industry in the summer. I bet that Hector fiasco costed them money."
 * Dr. Koi: "Philmore's final wishes was to be encased in amber with the fallen Goonami's body, so he can never be away from him again. And for this museum, to be their private mosellium. It took awhile to produce enough tree sap to get it done, but thanks to Bottoms Up's facilities usually use for gold refinery, we were able to honor his wishes. (Removes a tarp that reveils Philmore and Goonami togather forever, symbolicly in amber) May this end result serve as a strong reminder of the impourence, of keeping Ambition, and science, seperate. This, and many other relics of this tragic tale, (Other things of Gooanmi's and Philmore's past, are present), will have a periment home in this museum, for educational purposes. And feel free to try the free complimentary food at the food court and get free gifts at the gift shop for today only as an opening day special."
 * Mr. Krabs: "FREE?! YIPPEEE?!"
 * The Crowd appludes as they proceed to enjoy the museum....
 * Spongebob and Friends espeically got close togather to the Amber tomb of Philmore and Goonami.....
 * Spongebob: "...... It's almost sad that Philmore litterally died of a broken heart the day after the insodent."
 * Squidward: "The guilt got to him, Spongebob. His old heart couldn't cope with that he had to be the one to put Goonami out of his misery."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, at least both of these old relics of the past can be at peace now."
 * Patrick: ".... This is getting too depressing. I'm going to the food court. (Leaves)."
 * Sandy and Spongebob were holding hands.....
 * Sandy: "..... You were very brave that day, Spongebob."
 * Spongebob: "..... Well, one good thing came out of this mess......"
 * Sandy: "That whole thing tecnecally got you to finally learn how to swim?"
 * Spongebob: ".... Okay, TWO good things came out of that...... Being able to swim better..... And being closer to you, Sandy."
 * Sandy: "Awww, shucks, Spongebob. Yer making me blush."
 * Spongebob: "...... Wait, I just realise. Whatever happened to all that goo?"
 * Sandy: "Well, thankfully, that whole mess happened while both King Neptunes were on vacation at Atlantis, so when they came back, they restored the glacier with their magic."
 * Squidward: "Though honestly we could've used their help BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED AT ALL?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Squidward, at least be glad they did the clean up at all vs. all of us having to spend WEEKS draining that gunk away!"
 * Squidward: "I know, it's just, alot of that could've been resolved much quicker.... Also, throughout all that time, WHY DIDN'T WE THOUGHT TO GET THE LOUGERS INVOLVED AND MAKE THIS GO BY EVEN EASIER?!"
 * Spongebob: "Well, we, didn't wanted to distrupt their vacation with something that was our problem?"
 * Squidward: "...... I'm gonna go lie down. (Leaves)."
 * Sandy: ".... Leave it to Squidward to sour what was meant to be an emotional ending....."
 * Potty: Well, that sure was an interesting new legend..... It did started out super-dark though.
 * Patchy: Well, yes, but nobody said the truth behind the legends was gonna be pleasent. And I'm sure this new legend will tickle yer fancy even more. It involves a new battle for the oldster superheroes, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
 * Potty: But wasn't the adventure in that game just a rehash of the episode Back to the Past? It doesn't even have anything really to do with Legends of Bikini Bottom!
 * Patchy: Yeah, I know, the revelence is, iffy, though, I still get a little, uh.. Excited when I picture all those SpongeBobs visiting the past all those times.
 * Potty:... You got problems, man.
 * Patchy: (Clears his throat) But more importantly, this legend will be nothing like that. This legend introduces a dangerous old foe to the elderly ones and shows how SpongeBob and the Lodge help put an end to his criminal deeds.
 * Potty: "Oh NOW we're gonna get a traditional Shell Louger Story here?"
 * Patchy: "Yes, I know, the other Lougers were mostly absint, bare with me, okay? it is mostly the Spongebob Crew power hour dedicated to Hillenberg, just, roll with it."

Chapter 5: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Greatest Threat Returns
An Anichent Time Period. Krusty Krab, Present Day. After A Batman-Style Spin Mermalair. Joko's Zeppelin. The Van's Location. Joko's Zeppleion. Zepplion Lobby. Flashback. Flashback ends. Meanwhile... Sub Ruins Joko's Zepplion. Shark Lord's Personal Quarters. French Narrator: Meanwhile... Sturgeon Graveyard French Narrator: One Ghostly Filler Fight Later- French Narrator: "AHEM?! As I was saying..... One Ghostly Filler Fight Scene Later..." Chinese Commercial Fishing Area. Inside. Fine China Palace. French Narrator: 10 Minutes Later... VHS Sytile Flashback. Reality. At the time of the episode. By Episode's end. Flashback ends. Slumbering Sea Monster Valley. Indiana Jones Sytile Map! Valley. Outskirts of the Valley...... Area just abit off of the Yellow Sea Temples. Brutha's location. Meanwhile... Ansisterial Burial Grounds. Video Flashback. Later...
 * (Voice): "In anichent times, the Pearl of Youth in the Yellow Sea of china, has been sought out by many, whether of noble good intentions, misguided means, or darker desires."
 * A large army of imperial Sturgeons were seen matching forth.
 * (Voice): "Though more often then not, the darker desirers were the most common."
 * A Sturgeon Emperor was seen riding on an armored sea horse with present bodyguards.
 * (Voice): "Among these dark desirers, was the emperor of the Sturgeon Empire: Emperor Bí Zǐ Liǎn. He had been a fierce rival to the emperor of the Yellow Sea, for many moons. And now, these two rivaling emperors, will see their conflict end, in blood."
 * A Large Army of Snakeheads were seen standing outside of a great sacred temple.
 * The Sturgeons stop short, several feet before the snakehead army......
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "...... Wūlǐ, emperor of the Yellow Sea...... Your reign is at it's dying point. I, will claim the pearl, become immortal, and rule the world as an unstoppable immortal!"
 * Emperor Wuli: "....... Over my dead body."
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "What did you think this army is for? (To Sturgeon army) STURGEONS?! NO MORE WILL THE SNAKEHEADS DICTATE THE RULES?! THE PEARL OF THE YELLOW SEA, SHALL BELONG TO OUR EMPIRE, AND WE SHALL RULE ALL SEAS?!"
 * The Sturgeons cheered!
 * Wuli's righthand man: "..... Wuli, please tell me those mermaids will arrive soon to bring the ultamate army to fight the Sturgeons. We'll be crush."
 * Emperor Wuli: ".... I assure you, they'll come..... When the moment's perfect."
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "...... (To Wuli) I'll give you one last chance to reconsider, bow to me, surrender the pearl, let me atthive my manifest desteny, and your wife will get to see you in one piece. Otherwise, it shall not be promise that you would come back to her, with barely enough to even fill a small vase."
 * Emperor Wuli: "Don't bother with false promises, Bi Zi....... My son's death was proof of your lack of honor."
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "..... (Chuckles), You know me too well.... (Pulls out sword) ARMY?! FORWORD?!"
 * The Sturgeon army charged!
 * Emperor Wuli: "Enter defensive position! (The Snakeheads entered into a defensive position)!"
 * (Voice): "But the very confident Sturgeon Emperor, was not prepared for Wuli's greatest secret." (A series of magical warrior mermaids riding sea horses arrived)
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "(Surprised look)..... DEFENSEIVE POSITION, DEFENSIVE PO- (The new army plowed over the Sturgeon army)!"
 * (Voice): "...... In an instint, (The dust settled and reveiled a warzone), the entire Sturgeon army..... Eradicated....."
 * Emperor Bi Zi emerged, greatly injured, limping away from his fallen steed.
 * (Voice): "And another would've been great evil..... (Emperor Bi Zi ended up succombing to his wounds and fell down)....... Vanquished....."
 * Emperor Wuli looked on in bitterness.
 * (Voice): "But to the Emperor of the Yellow Sea, victory offers no comfert other then temporary peace. For it would be the last victory he would see, as he falls to illness."
 * Emperor Wuli faded away, leaving the background.
 * (Voice): "Thus, the mermaids took over in defending the pearl from any, that would taint it's power for self-serving desires. And never have met a match they could not adapt to..... But time, is known to be a kepper, of many, surprises."
 * The Lougers were seen at the Krusty Krab having a vacational lunch during a speical Hero Legacy Day in the Krusty Krab where a discount to heroes is served.
 * Spongebob: "Ahhh, so nice to have the Lougers visit."
 * Squidward: "Though Krabs still spoiled it by making our own team pay for their meals."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well it wouldn't be fair if the Lougers just get the stuff for free while native heroes still had to pay."
 * Squidward: "How rare of you to think about fairness."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Hey, I know alot of me Modern Appearences ain't, savory, but I DO have a sense of humility! Espeically for the annual Hero Legacy Day, where heroes of all calibers, are giving times to be honored. And that all restaurents are mandated to give them discounts. Alchourse, normally I dispise such a demand, but, my tweenage years of being into comics, eases me into it. After all, (Gazelle was over-hearing this) I, admit that comic books were the one thing I didn't mind departing money on. What a misguided youth I was back in the day."
 * Gazelle:... So, you're a comic book geek, huh?
 * Mr. Krabs: GOW, GAZELLE, WHY'D YA HAVE TO SNIVEL IN ME PRIVACY?!? YA WEREN'T MEANT TO HEAR THAT?!
 * Gazelle: I was in close proxinity and it wasn't like you were wispering it.
 * Icky: "Honestly though, it might actselly explain that one Spongebob Episode where they all donned comic book character costumes."
 * SpongeBob: Oh that was the episode "Mermaid Pants". (Sandy came up next to him) We had the time of our lives that episode. He was Captain Tightwad, and Squidward was Doctor Negative. But Squid took his cosplay a little too seriously.
 * Sandy: Well, I ain't that big a comic geek like yall', as I only read certain comics like those with Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry, and they were only C-List comics.
 * SpongeBob: Anyway, about Tightwad... He was only a former antihero turned evil, and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy had used to be good friends with him, too. Though he was a crabby jerk, he cared about them until he let his greed get the better of him. And while he DOES do hero acts on the side, he is still misunderstood.
 * Patrick: And Doctor Negative? He's just a D-List mad scientist whom Mermaidman and Barnacleboy had only a few confrontations with.
 * Squidward: D-LIST?!?
 * SpongeBob: Well, yeah. As in, not very popular or apparent.
 * Squidward: I seriously cosplayed as an underutilised villain?!..... No wonder the other geeks scoffed at me.
 * SpongeBob: But he WAS a good challenge to them. Think of the metaphorical love child of Doctor Insano, TF2 Medic, and Dr. Zed in Borderlands with less violence, and you've got a pretty good idea what he's like.
 * Squidward: But it's still lame that he's otherwise an under-used character. I mean, what's the point of his existence if he's not even a successful character?
 * Spongebob: "Well the comic book makers don't have hindsight when a character becomes a hit or not. It's really up to the public."
 * Sandy:... Now that I think about it... Most of their enemies are retired. Are there any others besides Man Ray, Atomic Flounder, Moth, Jumbo Shrimp, Dirty Bubble, Prawn, Kelp Thing, that one un-named villain with the clam on his head who was seen stealing candy from a baby before defeated by the whirlpool in the intro of the old cartoon, and Sinister Slug. Any others you'd like to share? (SpongeBob was about to speak) AND TRY NOT TO BE TOO FANGASMIC! We do not wanna fall asleep or wanna hit ourselves listening to you rant endlessly.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, a LOT! The Sireness was a good one. Had the power to hypnotize and charm with her amazing looks. There's also the Cephalic Mind, a large space squid who had powerful telepathic abilities and was among the hardest to beat. Not to mention Starric the Conquerer, who was a giant starfish mutant who fought against them. There's also Hydra, not to be confused with the mythological beast NOR the scary marvel group named after such, who was a person of pure water. Gooper the shapeshifting butterfly chiton, Chipper the amphipod who strikes out of nowhere, and the most dangerous of them all... THE SHARK LORD!
 * ???: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?!? (The heroes were shocked at what they say, as an aged great white of large size was seen)...
 * Icky: "..... HOW THE HELL DID WE MISSED A DUDE A HUGE AS THAT?!"
 * Great White:... Well, ain't this just a colorful group of characters, and a good one to meet for my first day out!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick:... SHASHASHASHA-SHASHASHA-SHASHA, SHASHASHASHA-SHASHASHA-SHASHA... SHARK LORD!!!
 * Great White (Shark Lord): If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. I'm 76 years old, and already, people STILL recognize AND fear me, as they should. I AM the one who took over the world many times, until Mermaidman and Barnacleboy put me back on the bottom. Anyway, I came here, because I want a Monster Krabby Patty, and not paying for it! And I HEARD that the owner here is cheap, so I won't hesitate to take ALL the money in his safe if he doesn't comply!
 * Mr. Krabs:... I... I-I-I-
 * Sandy: I trust you know the guys since you're a comic geek?
 * Mr. Krabs: Y-Y-Y-Yes! He just said he took over the world once or twice!
 * SpongeBob: He also hospitalized Mermaidman!
 * Patrick: And took Barnacleboy's hair!
 * SpongeBob: And destroyed the Mermalair on his own!
 * Patrick: And threw the Invisible Boatmobile at them, AND beat them with it!
 * SpongeBob: AND...
 * Patrick: ... HE...
 * SpongeBob: ... ALSO...
 * Patrick: DAAHH!!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: TOOK DOWN ALL THE HEROES AND VILLAINS IN THEIR LORE BY HIMSELF!!!
 * Gazelle: ".... Well, an impressive track-record in his prime, but obviously he's not a threat anymore, so, there's nothing to worry."
 * Shark Lord: (Laughs), That's assuming I'd actselly retired, sweetcheeks. So, where's that Monster Patty? A great white like me needs a monster feed.
 * Mr. Krabs:... SpongeBob? If you will?
 * Squidward: I'm surprised you're not fighting for your money.
 * Mr. Krabs: Other people have! Tightwad was also a cheapskate, and what was left of him after a battle against this guy was what was left in his robbed treasury once Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came in the next day.
 * SpongeBob: So true! Let's hope Spat handles this! (He went in)
 * Shark Lord: (Chuckles) I've heard so much about you all! The Shell Lodge Squad! In fact, that's why I came here!
 * Duke: It is?
 * Shark Lord: You see, I'm the ONLY enemy of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy who REFUSES to retire with age, or didn't started to lose my luster like Man Ray and even Dirty Bubble of all guys.
 * Patrick: "What abou Moth? He's still doing bad things."
 * Shark Lord: "Guy's too one-note in stealing lights, AND just got beaten into retirement by that new-ager hero Spider-Crab! He, no longer counts."
 * Patrick: "Ohhhhhh, right, I just read about that last week."
 * Shark Lord: And don't think for a minute that my age has any effect on what I can do! For my age, I can still crush a fish's skull with my bare hands.
 * Sandy:... May I ask where HE came from?
 * Patrick: Son of a serial killer, raised in a prison, jacked himself up there for 20 years, broke all prisoners out of his prison, made them his criminal syndicate, and again, did all those things once he became an A-List supervillain. Even that Bane guy would piss himself seeing him.
 * Shark Lord: Eh, why do I need to explain my reputation when there's others doing it FOR me? That's the beauty of being a villain. You don't need to do much work.
 * Banzai: Oh, please, easy for you to say, ya' big-
 * Shenzi: (She covered his mouth) Big, bold, brave, shark! (To Banzai) Honey, you need to watch what you say! This guy looks like he could bite your head off, even if he is abit aged.
 * Shark Lord: Anyway, I came, because I heard you were having lunch here. And I had hoped to get my own swing at you. Right after I finish my Monster Patty!
 * SpongeBob: (He brought it out) Here you are, sir! On the house! (Shark Lord picked up the monster patty effertlessly, and basicly swallowed it up cartoonishly with a cartoonishly eating sound)
 * Shark Lord: Now then, shall we dance?
 * Gazelle:... You came all this way... To fight?
 * Shark Lord: "Why else would I even bother coming here in this colesteral death trap? Usually my nurse doesn't want me to even be here!"
 * Gazelle: "Look, sir, I can understand that you are suffering an existentical crisis in knowing that your villianious glory days are pretty much done, but, being a villain at your age, might not be muy good for your health."
 * Shark Lord: "Are you saying I'm too old for ya?!"
 * Gazelle: "I meant this not as an offence, I meant it as friendly advice."
 * Shark Lord: "Now hold up lady! First, I didn't mean NOW! I mean, at an appropriate climactic time! Secondly, I know I'm abit used, but I still got the punch! (Grabs the table and struggles abit, though eventually breaks it after some strain).... That being said, I know when I have to realise that I really need to beat this aging thing. Hence why I had hired the Thorson Hammer Bros to help me find the Pearl of Youth, in the mouth of the Golden Giant Clam which resides in an anichent temple somewhere in the Yellow Sea of China.... Of this world."
 * Patrick: "Pfft! The Thorson Hammer Bros? Why those guys? They're just a bunch of dumb new-age villains from the new Mermaidman and Barnicle Boy new generations! They have no prior history, are often just super-powered mercenaries, and- (A hand grabs Patrick's forehead and yangs it off)!..."
 * Two Buff Hammberheads were seen holding gaint hammers.
 * Shark Lord: "Loki, Odin, meet Dips***. Dips***, meet Loki and Odin Thorson."
 * Loki Thorson: "Pleasure to make your aqquitence, you whiny nostaglia goggled twit?!"
 * Obin Thorson: "Let's rip up his legs next!"
 * Patrick: ".... Can't a guy speak an honest opinion? (The Thorsons slam Patrick through the floor)!..... FINLAND?!"
 * The Thorsons laughed!
 * Mr. Krabs: "But why would those new generation guys help you?"
 * Shark Lord: "Oh, these two started out as un-named henchmen in my late-years before I started to feel the curse of aging! I am reuniting with alot of my old crew! Including:"
 * A Mega-mouth Shark blew away the entire Krusty Krab!
 * Shark Lord: "Omega-Mouth."
 * A Shark made of Sand rose from the ground.
 * Shark Lord: "Sandshark."
 * A Sperm-Whale-Shark Hybrid came forth.
 * Shark Lord: "Whale-Shark."
 * A Shark with a Dog head came from nowhere and barked madly!
 * Shark Lord: "Mad dogfish."
 * A Green-Goblin Inspired Laughing Goblin Shark showed up and threw a barrage of explouding pumpkins that blew up into fireworks!
 * Shark Lord: "Green Goblin.... Shark."
 * A frozen storm came forth as an extremely elderly Greenland Shark came forth.
 * Shark Lord: "My good guide to the Yellow Sea, Arch Lord Gree Nland."
 * A Joker-Like Laugh was heard as a Mako Shark in Joke-like attire came in on a fantastic circus-themed zeppelen!
 * Shark Lord: "Joko!"
 * A Tiger Hybrid Shark barged in and roared!
 * Shark Lord: "My exotic lady friend, Tigress Shark."
 * A Bull Hybrid Shark charged in and snorted!
 * Shark Lord: "El Turo Tiburón."
 * A Swarm of Cookie Cutter Sharks swarmed in!
 * Shark Lord: "And finally, the ingenious Cook E. Cutterson and his ability to massively clone himself into one collective mind!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Good jumping gravy! This is the most massive gathering of new-age villains I ever seen!"
 * Shark Lord: "Yeah, kinda the ugly price of kicking the butt of every older generation villain. They can be SO grudgemental! So, I have to start fresh with the new generation! And these champs are perfect for scoring the Pearl of Enturnal Youth! With it, I can be young forever! And get an additional bonus of immortality as a side dish. And once I'm young, you lot HAVE to fight me! I look forword to it. Adios, future zeros!"
 * Shark Lord and his gang of new age villains laugh as they left!
 * A nurse shark came in.
 * Nurse Shark: "Mr. Teether, I got your napkins.... (Realises that everything's a wreck....).... Oh what did he do this time?!"
 * SpongeBob:... He pretty much had the Krusty Krab wrecked by Omega Mouth.
 * Squidward:... Who is this?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, just a nurse shark who fell in love with Shark Lord, and like Joker and Harley, the two have an abusive yet unchanged relationship.
 * Nurse Shark: Oh, he ain't THAT bad! It's complicated, okay? Anyway, where'd he go?
 * Squidward:... Is his size not noticeable to you? He's over there!
 * Nurse Shark: MISTER Teether!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!! (She left)
 * Icky:... I'm beginning to think that some of those guys were just blatantly ripped off from several successful comic villains, because the producers were lazy f****rs! (MSM slaps him) OW! WELL, EXCUUUUU- (He slapped him again) OW! Okay, sorry for the snark too!
 * SpongeBob:... Well, he said he was looking for the Pearl of Eternal Youth.
 * Shenzi: Should we do something? Cause the guys that are usally perfect for the job, are too old to fight him.
 * ???: OR ARE WE?!? (The two appeared themselves)
 * Shenzi:... Karma, why must you fart your fart bubbles in our direction?
 * Squidward: Gross.
 * Shrek: Speak or yourself.
 * Mermaidman: We have come back, because our worst foe has come back!
 * Duke: Yeah, that shark guy came in with a buttload of sharkies. We got it.
 * Barnacleboy: Well, we were afraid of that. And we kinda noticed given the entire restaurent being blown off by one of those new agers Omega Mouth.
 * Mermaidman: Well, are you 4 willing to don the IJLSA suits again?
 * Sandy: Dang skippy we do! The suit was REALLY stretchy, and it got me outta that suit once in a while.
 * Squidward: But we kinda sucked at using their powers.
 * Mr. Krabs:... And me?
 * SpongeBob: Sadly, you weren't very proactice when Barnacleboy made E.V.I.L, all you did was say: (Impression) "OH, YES YOU DO! NO WORLD MEANS NO MONEY! NOW SAVE THE WORLD, OR YER' FIRED!" (Normally) Then you just cowered in your desk until Barnacleboy got his adult-sized Krabby Patty. Speaking of which, why aren't we calling you Barnacleman anymore?
 * Barnacleboy: Yeah, turns out, they'll only see me in that name when I was a faking villain. So... Yeah, you can see why I had to stick with Barnacleboy.
 * Baloo: Well consider that due karma for acting out like that.
 * Barnacleboy: "Oh please don't rub it in."
 * Mermaidman: Well, anyway, Shark Lord may be an old timer like us, but his strength is still able to do some damage. Struggling to smash a table will not make him a perfect judgment of what he can do. He still conquered the world at the age of 70, and we were able to beat him at a near age to that. And now... With him seeking out the Pearl of Eternal Youth in the Yellow Sea of China, we must move FAST!
 * Gazelle:... I must ask again, are you in the mood to act given your age?
 * Icky: Eh, Mermaidman's original voice actor is dead, and so is his legendary young-time voice actor, Adam West. By the way, that STILL sucks to know Adam West died?! He's still kicking considerable ass these days, so I'm not complaining. But... Yeah, this DOES seem like a time to act. If he gets that eternal youth, who knows what he'll do?
 * Squidward: I don't know, aside from taking over the world again?
 * Icky: Ga-DOI!
 * Mermaidman: TO THE MERMALAIR!!!
 * This video plays.
 * SpongeBob: (The four were back in their IJLSA costumes as he was speeding around the area)... I can see why Tane would have problems with powers like this. You could often bump into things.
 * Sandy: WHEW! Back outta the sweaty suit again! And I'm ready to strike from nowhere.
 * Squidward: I'll also see if I can actually use my powers in a more effective way.
 * Patrick: AND I GET TO STRETCH WILDLY AGAIN!!! I can reach my toes again!
 * Icky: "Ya don't even have feet, Patrick."
 * Patrick: "Ohhhh."
 * Mermaidman: Alright, everyone! Since the Chief sadly retired after so many years, it's time we turned to the Mermalair Computer.
 * Mermalair Computer: Hello, IJLSA.
 * Sandy:... Strange. She almost sounds like me without the accent.
 * Icky: Probably because you two have the same voice actor.
 * SpongeBob:... I guess that's why I was almost enamored when I helped clean up Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's robot problem.
 * Mermalair Computer: Charming. Anyway, Shark Lord is on the move to the Eternal Youth Temple of the Yellow Sea, once the infamous battle ground that saw the collapse of the Sturgeon Empire. Located within a beautiful fountain of youth home to Chinese mermaids, this will no doubt allow Shark Lord to be back in his prime, and allow him to do more than what he did in his prime.
 * Barnacleboy: You have NO idea! It was not easy for me when the bastard took my hair.
 * SpongeBob: And a guy who can throw an invisible car at our heroes, even at an old age, is still gonna be a problem.
 * Sandy: And with them new-age villains helping, there's no doubt gonna be a feeding frenzy.
 * Mermalair Computer: Hilarious. But even past his prime, Shark Lord is NO pushover.
 * Squidward: We figured. We faced sharks before.
 * Sandy: Now then, we're ready to rip that shark a new one!
 * Squidward: "But how are we suppose to handle a lot of those newer villains? Alot of their usual rivals are caught up in impourent hero business!"
 * Sandy: That never stopped us before. We're the Lodgers. We no doubt outnumber Shark Lord's forces. Right?
 * Mermalair Computer: Shark Lord is still the leader of his powerful criminal syndicate. All staff are comprised of mostly either sharks, remoras, pilot fish, and other fish that hang around sharks. It's rare that other species are among him. He can still overpower us. If he can take on all heroes and villains in the rogues and heroes gallery, he can no doubt do it again.
 * Gazelle: Well, we'd better make this fight to protect this Pearl count. He sounds like he could do a lot of damage with immortal youth.
 * Count Razoff: I'm sure we can manage.
 * Skipper: Yeah. It's just an overgrown fish with teeth.
 * Barnacle Boy: I'm aware you don't take predatory fish seriously because of your natural diet of them, but... Some fish can devour penguins, like sharks.
 * Kowalski: Don't try and convince him. He's like Red vs. Blue Sarge, it won't even penetrate his mind how vicious any fish is. He works better that way. We learn that the hard way when he went head on against a snakehead fish!
 * Icky: "Wait a minute. If this pearl so dang impourent, then why isn't there like a super hero personally guarding it him/herself?"
 * Barnacle Boy: "Sadly, we live in a world over-interested in heroes' daily lives that none of them can't be able to directly protect that pearl itself without attracting poperrazzi to reveil the location."
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Hence why MSM's Dolpha plans were pretty much scrapped."
 * Barnacle Boy: "So because of how people want to know everything about super heroes, that Pearl's only defence HAS to be that it's in an uncharted temple."
 * Duke: "Well that means jack-crud to Big Bruce Teether, because he's after it anyway! I mean, he said that Greenland Shark is his guide to the place!"
 * Barnacle Boy: Then we got no time to lose! We gotta get to work!
 * Mermaidman and Barnicle Boy began to suit up through a montage, As do Spongebob and his canon friends.
 * The Super-heroes got prepared as they did a stance!
 * Spongebob: "..... Time to get SUPER!"
 * Squidward: "...... Seriously?"
 * Shark Lord and the Shark super villains are seen.
 * A henchmen: "Sir, we're picking up some readings of outsiders after us."
 * Shark Lord: "Ohhh, so the heroes want an early taste of little ol' me, eh? Let's make them regret it."
 * Henchman: YES SIR!! (He runs off.)
 * The Van was seen moving in the ocean remodeled as a submarine.
 * Lord Shen: "I see that Lexus' transformative sumerseal form upgrade for the van works wonderiously."
 * Icky: "Even though the van is already fine underwater in the vanella form typically, in that this place was IT'S NATIVE WORLD?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well this form has other purposes outside of the bleeding obvious. It could help make us less inconpicuious in a world where sumarines are the norm, it could be useful in a water world with realisitic water physics, it'll save us waiting hours spent on the Penguins constintly make sumarines out of nowhere."
 * Duke: "Lexus also had it on sale and we needed to fill a "Cool thing from Lexus" qouta for the episode."
 * Barnacleboy: Ugh, why do you always bore the audience with constant meta comments?
 * Icky: Because self-aware comedy allows us to lampshade our series' faults and make fun of them.
 * Barnacleboy.... Well, not that I can't argue with it, but it doesn't exactly give me the impression that you people take heroisum seriously.
 * Icky: "Can we help it when often villains have abit of a cookie-cutter of evil problem? We fight the same various types so much that we rarely encounter any really original villains. It's always the same old take-over the world guys, (The "Alchourse!" Gag played), The usual Sympathic Tragity villain, The Cookie Cutter Greedmongers, The Generic Steriotypically evil villains, Those Been-There-Done-That Inter-changeable fear-based villains, Samey Egomaniacs, Samey Overlords, Copy and Paste Warlords, Carbon Copy Fanactics and Zealots, The Tried and Tired Crimelords, the list goes on!"
 * Barnacleboy: "...... They really don't make villains like they used to, do they?"
 * Lord Shen: Let's not worry too much on that. In case your old mind forgot, we have a job to do. There's evil out there!
 * Mermaidman: EEEEVIIIIIIAAAAIIIIIAAAAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!! EVILEVILEVILEEEEEEEVVIIIIIILLLL!!!!
 * Barnacleboy: Ugh, not again.
 * Skipper: Rico, go hunting for dummies. (Rico hacked a tranquilizer dart that knocked him out)
 * SpongeBob: Look, we can get this done in a day. They'll never recognize us with this new sub. (Shark Lord's henchmen took it out quickly)......
 * Boss Wolf:... Oh, mother-
 * Shark #1: You do realize that ANY submarine following us wherever we go will always be conspicuous.
 * SpongeBob:... I kinda thought you'd-
 * Shark #2: OH, YOU THOUGHT, HUH?! SOME FANBOY YOU TURNED OUT TO BE!! OPEN FIRE!!! (Sharks fired on them as they ran cartoonishly around avoiding the gunfire)
 * Squidward: KRAKATOAAAA!!! (Fires his volcano head on them as they scream in burning pain)
 * SpongeBob: AYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA!!!! (Punch-speeds many of the sharks)
 * Giant Shark Goon: I'MMA BREAK YOUR BUTTS!! (Squidward appeared behind him)
 * Squidward: Krakatoa! (Blasts him away)
 * Giant Shark Goon: GAAH, DAMMIT!!!!
 * Patrick: (Elastically knocking sharks into each other) Why're you hitting yourselves? Why're you hitting yourselves? Why're you hitting yourselves? (Another buffer shark grabbed him) D'OOH, SPONGEBOB, ANYBODY!!! (The shark smacked him around as more sharks laughed until something invisible smacked them all down as Sandy reappeared while Patrick landed with loose arms again)
 * SpongeBob: They always said you could see through women.
 * Sandy: Haha, very fun-
 * Shark #3: FUSRODAAH!!! (Smacked Sandy off a cliff as she fell flat again)
 * SpongeBob: HEY!!! (Did the same thing to the shark as Sandy punched him in the gut on impact)
 * Shark #3: GYYAAAOOOHHH!!! GONNA WHIZ RED TONIGHT AFTER THIS!!!
 * Squidward: KRAKATOA MOTHERF***!!! (Blasts an intense lava stream that blew away so many sharks as he licked and sizzled himself before being one-shot by another shark)
 * Icky: SEA CHRIST, WHERE'D SL FIND THESE BRUISERS?!?
 * Mermaidman: "Henchlist.Org."
 * Icky: "..... They SERIOUSLY have a Cragslist, but for minions?"
 * Barnacleboy: "Well where ELSE do you think villains get devoted followers from? Like sensiable people would suddenly wanna work for a supervillain and have a tainted reputation, (Snaps fingers), Like that."
 * Gazelle: "Okay, this is starting to get annoying. (Spins the Uniter Blade around and summons the Holy Hellfire Phenox) Hellfire Phenox, roast these goons!"
 * Patrick: Wait, if we're underwater, how is Gazelle able to summon the--
 * SpongeBob: I don't think you want to question Uniter logic.
 * The Holy Hellfire Phenox swoop down and started to roast the not so confident henchmen anymore!
 * Shark Henchmen: "NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FIREBIRDS, I'M OUT OF HERE?! (The Henchmen made a run for it!)"
 * The Holy Hellfire Phenox landed on Gazelle's sholder, and phased back into the Uniter Blade.....
 * Gazelle: "..... Nothing too it."
 * Icky: "Yeaaaah, but, our super-zeroes still got creamed. (Points to the steal beaten and exhausted Super-Powered Spongebob Crew)......"
 * Barnacleboy: "..... Ya know, in hindsight, maybe we should've trained the stand-ins for the original Super Accquintances before ya gave them those costumes."
 * Mermaidman: "Oh so THAT'S what I forgot to do when I gave them those costumes."
 * Squidward: "Ya mean to tell me it's not enough to just HAVE the powers?!"
 * Barnacleboy: "Well just because you have super powers doesn't mean your automatic masters of them."
 * Sandy's voice: "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN REAL NICE TO KNOW BEFORE HAND?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well unfortunately, you all will have to learn as you go along, things are too dire for training sessions."
 * The Group returned to the Van.
 * Shark Lord: "They litterally beaten you all, by summoning a firebird, and chased you all off?"
 * Shark Henchmen: "We couldn't help it sir, it got very hot very quickly, and-"
 * Shark Lord: "(Chuckles)....... Then I'm gonna have ALOT of fun fighting those misfits when I become young again! Great test run?!"
 * The Henchmen were surprised!?
 * Shark Lord's super villain partners were surprised by that!
 * Omega Mouth: "...... You mean you WANTED them to win?!"
 * Shark Lord: "Well I didn't wanted my penultamate challnages to turn out to be poultry for the slaughter!"
 * Cook E Cutterson: "..... HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?! BEING MAD IS SUPPOSE TO BE MAD DOGFISH'S THING?!"
 * Joko: "Better yet, being a loonitic is what I do best!"
 * Brutha: "AHEM! Listen, villains and villainesses alike, a private word?"
 * Brutha eschourted the other villains out of the Zepplion cockpit.
 * Odin Thorson: "Okay, Brutha, out with it. What has gotten into the boss's brain that he would be cool with the misfits still being after us?"
 * Brutha: "(Sighs sadly)...... Tim has entered a point of his life where he wants to end his legacy with a big-bang."
 * Joko: "LE GASP! You mean, he's caught..... The Grand Finale Life-Crisis?! A point in a villain's life where they want to go out in the most drumatic way possable and force a final end to themselves?!"
 * Brutha: "Yes."
 * Whale-Shark: "So this is meant to be a sueiside mission? The going after the Pearl thing?"
 * Brutha: "(Sheepishly) Yes...."
 * Sandshark: "You're saying he's trying to atthive either being destroyed by the Lougers in being forced to take him down should he succeed in getting that thing, or being destroyed by the pearl's protectors as another name to the list of doomed souls that tried to go after the Yellow Sea Emperor's Pearl?"
 * Brutha: "(Even more sheepishly) Yes....."
 * Tigress Shark: "And he seriously brought us along to basicly have us commit assisted sueiside?"
 * Brutha: "(So sheepish she was seen covered in wool) Yes. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
 * Greenlund: "...... What has drove him to this?"
 * Brutha: "Well, let's be honest, folks. He already took over the world more then once, more then any villain of ANY world, nevermind this one, can ever say they accomplished. Actselly ruling it, is, not as exciting to him as is the effert to actselly do so anymore. It's assentually an unofficaly brief term in office until the ineditable "impeachment" by hero defeating you sthick. And we all know how Shark Lord was able to beat up even the strongest heroes and villains of the Mermaidman and Barnicaleboy lore. After that, you start to realise that, your generally too powerful that you would only lose when dumb luck is involved. Life, lost all meaning to him."
 * El Turo: "..... I, never got that from his excited personality about getting the pearl."
 * Brutha: "It's because he finally has two things an actual challnage anymore: The likely very powerful protection that pearl has, and that Gazelle lady mostly. He can tecnecally handle the misfits just find, it's that Uniter babe he's interested in.... Otherwise..... You should've seen what he was like before he discovered that pearl."
 * Shark Lord was seen sitting miserably on the couch, looking at the many pictures of his past, with Brutha looking on.....
 * (Brutha): "It broke my heart to look at him like that..... So, I had to give him his spirit back..... (Brutha was seen speaking to an old cave hermit) I sought out the All-Knower, an old hermit that knew alot about the world, about the one thing even Mr. Tim would have difficulty with, and, basicly, he brought up that legend about a pearl and these two rivals fighting eachother over it and how it's guarded by Chinese Mermiads that pocess increditable power. But in feeling like it wasn't enough, I got off world and met with another hermit. (Brutha found herself meeting Jallmadoor in Alistadar) That guy, cut to the chase and reveiled to me that Uniter Chick. So, when I got back to Mr. Tim and told him about these two big challnages, well..... (Shark Lord got up, ripped off his robe and flexed his surprisingly still present musles as he started laughing)!..... You can figure out the rest....."
 * Brutha: "It took alot of prior planning, but, Hero Legacy day became a perfect event for the misfits to arrive to bikini bottom and give Mr. Tim a chance to meet them and start this crusade."
 * Green Goblinshark: "..... Ya do realised that cause of you, we might be epicly fucked?! Either by being humiliated so bad by the lougers that our legacy as villains is meaningless now, OR BEING ELIMINATED BY THE GUARDIANS OF THE PEARL?!"
 * Brutha: "Now, don't get me wrong, I want us to avoid BOTH of those things. In fact, I am actselly aiming to try and see I can restore Shark Lord's willingness to live life again."
 * Greenlund: "How? Shark Lord looks pretty determined to end things as they are now. In fact, how are we also gonna avoid being easily smacked off by those misfits?"
 * Brutha: "Oh, don't worry about the Louger part..... I did my homework, and I can reveil alot of things on what makes them tick and their usual stunts and tricks. Even Gazelle is basicly a glass cannon if you just know where to hit her."
 * Joko: "Ohhh, I like you already. But what about Timothy? Any ideas on how to encourage him to have a love for life again?"
 * Brutha: "You'll see when it comes."
 * Joko: You say so. If the boss wants to go out swinging, it better be a GOOD swing. Cause it's one thing to go after the pearl, but doing that, WHILE getting the attention of the kind of heroes that litterally looked at the face of Darkspawn, and spew stupid jokes at them? I'm conflicted whether to call that ballsy or crazy.
 * Sandshark: "Both are considerably good picks."
 * The Louger Van/Sub was seen resuming going after the Zepplion.
 * Spongebob was seen distressed
 * Sandy: "(Got up to him)...... Spongebob, why the long face?"
 * Spongebob: "..... Sandy..... Why, are we so terrorable with the IJLSA's powers? I mean, the first time against Barnacle Boy's tirade as "Barnacle Man", I can get, that was on the canon show which was meant to be a comedy, but.... The second time..... AND AGAINST MINIONS, WHO ARE ONLY SUPPOSE TO BE THE PILIMARIES TO THE REAL CHALLNAGE IN THE VILLAINS?! We ended up having to be saved by Gazelle as suppose to handling those guys on our own?! Why are we even bothering with these costumes again? We aren't super-heroes....."
 * Sandy: "...... Spongebob, that kind of quitter talk, is not consistent with what we were able to do awhile back. We saved Bikini Bottom from a vengeful ex-rich prick from using Philmore Jr. as a means for revenge. We stopped an Eraser from pulling the Main Drain. You gave Mr. Krabs the ability to survive an angry hag's curse. We saved the trenchbillies. We fought a cursed bandit. You stood up to an overtly-determined game hunter. We shutdowned a secret corperation based around stealing stuff. We even solved the mystery of people disappearing around the Bikini Bottom Volcano."
 * Icky's voice: "DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHY BIKINI BOTTOM EVEN HAS A VOLCANO?!"
 * Iago's voice: "Can you not interupt their attempt at a tender moment?"
 * Sandy: "And ya know what? We managed all those things, WITHOUT super-powers. Because, we acted as we do as Lougers."
 * Spongebob had a surprised reaction as a duck sound was heard!
 * Spongebob: "...... I just realised OUR PROBLEM! Our problem isn't the costumes or the powers! It's that we were trying to fight as if we were actselly the IJLSA themselves! We should've instead fight, on how we normally fight as our louger selves!"
 * Squidward: "(Realises this)..... Saaaaaaay, I hear ya."
 * Patrick: "Ohhhhhh, that makes things ALOT easier if I have to act like Patrick to use Elastic-Waist Band's powers."
 * Sandy: ".... Actselly, I think that might prevent me from being smacked down at the bottom of the cliff again."
 * Icky's voice: "And it litterally only took two failures to get ya to realise that? Eh, still better then how Marvel treats their heroes and villains now-a-days."
 * (Deadpool): "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I FEEL SO OFFENDED, YET AT THE SAME TIME I DON'T DISAGREE WITH THAT, OHHHHHH!?"
 * Sandy: Shut UP! (Smacks Deadpool away) So yeah, we've just been doing this as if we were the IJLSA. Even Flash, Plastic Man, Invisible Woman AND... Uh... Whoever Captain Magma was based on, Firestorm maybe, got their butts handed to them. We need to try this as ourselves if we had these powers. That means, utilsie these powers with our best talents and attributes.
 * SpongeBob: You're right, Sandy! Why should I let these little setbacks get me down? Together, we can accomplish anything, POWERS OR NO POWERS!!
 * Mr. Dodo: "Just a heads up, everyone, we have managed to catch up with the Zepplion. Unfortunately, we seem to have entered a field of abandoned mines."
 * Everyone: WHAT?! (They entered an underwater mine field as this music played)
 * Sandy: "Likely left behinds of the Cold War as a preventive measure against invadtions."
 * Cynder: "Well that's grossly neglectent of them to leave those things behind."
 * Icky: Guys, we can fly. This is a sub.
 * Mr. Dodo: "That's, the issue...... There's so many that we're limited to small openings that the zepplion is going into."
 * Icky: "..... How, many?"
 * Mr. Dodo:... (They show underwater mines)... 7,777.
 * Patrick: WOW, BALLOONS!!! SHARK LORD MUST BE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
 * Mermaidman: It's not even his birthday.... That was last week.
 * Patrick: Then it must be someone else's!
 * Barnacleboy: THEY'RE NOT EVEN BALLOONS, MORON!!!
 * Lord Shen: Can we please ignore the standard idiocy and focus on the mines?
 * A Shark Sharpshooter was seen in a distence where the minefield was.
 * Shark Sharpshooter:... Boss? They're entering the mine field.
 * (Shark Lord): Make the balloons pop.
 * Shark Henchman: 10-4! (Aims his harpoon gun)... One shot... One harpoon. (He fires it at one of the mines causing them to blow up one-by-one)
 * Banzai: AW F***! (They were blown around by the explosions as this happened)
 * Pelican: (Two pelicans above were calm until a bubble appeared behind one of them)...... Nice. (Flies away)
 * Barnacleboy: THESE ARE WAY MORE OVERKILL THAN ANYTHING SHARK LORD HAD BEFORE!!!!
 * Sandy: "That's the cold war for ya! Had things gone hot, it REALLY could've been hot!"
 * Kowalski: WHY'RE WE EVEN BRINGING UP REAL-LIFE EVENTS?! THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES, ISN'T IT?!
 * Sandy: "WE'RE NOT EXACTLY CONSISTENT WITH THOSE RULES, KOLWALSKI?! OTHERWISE, OUR ADVENTURES IN KEUCA AND TRECENE, COULDN'T HAPPEN?!"
 * Kolwalski: "..... Toushe."
 * Icky: Besides, standards and practices suck balls like eggs.
 * Po: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON GETTING OUT OF HERE?! (They kept blowing around the exploding mine field as more shark sharpshooters fire at the mines making them explode more)
 * Boss Wolf: THIS IS WHY I HATE REAL-LIFE EVENTS!!!!
 * Mr. Dodo: "Don't worry everyone?! I'll get us out of here! I just need to find a path to safety!"
 * Icky: (As explosions were everywhere) WHAT PATH TO SAFETY?!
 * Mr. Dodo: "Ya know Icky, you can stand to be more positive then that."
 * Squidward: "(Saw a Shark Sharpshooter)..... Awwww, nuts! I don't think these things are blowing up for no reason?! Shark Lord has sent over some guys to set these things off?!"
 * Barnacle Boy: "Because alchourse he does."
 * It was seen that an old ruined russian sub was seen.
 * Mr. Dodo: "Ah-ha! A path to safety! We shall wait out in that old forsakened Russian Sub!"
 * Squidward: "Yeesh, are humans neglectent of their toys or what?!"
 * Sandy: Oftentimes it's not even their fault. The humans here probably died down here during the Cold War.
 * Spongebob: "But wait, I thought no serious conflict happened."
 * Sandy: "Accsidents can occure. And I'm itching to bet this russian sub was a victim of it's own mines."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Whether the case, it's our best chance to hide out this attack!"
 * The Louger Sub was seen heading torwords the sub ruins.
 * Sandy: (They saw human skeletons)... No point in saying I told you so... Because I just did.
 * SpongeBob:... No offense to those around us, but humans are dumb.
 * Tai: "Well given all the fears the cold war brought about a would've been doomsday, I can't say I'm offended."
 * Mr. Dodo: "There. Now all we have to do is wait out the exploudsions until those Sharp Shooters ran out of mines to blow up."
 * ???: Well what if they saw you entering the sub, genius? (The sharpshooters appeared armed)
 * Barnacleboy:... Sometimes I hate Shark Lord and his ability to have competent goons.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #1: Say your prayers... And be disappointed that they won't be answered because GOD AIN'T REAL!!! AS ONE OF THE OLDEST FISH IN THE HISTORY OF EARTH, WE SHOULD KNOW!!!
 * Squidward: "So I take it you guys are atheists, huh?"
 * Icky: "Buddy, we seen plenty of other gods, even the Olmpyian ones, so it's not the strecth of the imagination that there could be the big man himself. You only think that cause you guys came into existence cause of the evolution masters did all the hard work while the gods were just the big picture guys."
 * Sharl Sharpshooter 1: "..... You're still fucked as all hell though!"
 * Shark Sharpshooter #2: Oh, everyone, take care of the gazelle.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #3: (They held Gazelle at gunpoint)... Commandeer the blade.
 * Gazelle: I wouldn't do that. (They grab the Uniter Blade as it scorched their hands)
 * Shark Sharpshooter #3: THEN JUST DROP IT!! (She did that)..... We'll have to be sure to ask Cook E. to make a device to carry the damn thing without physical touch.
 * Merlin:... You know we have magic too, right?
 * Shark Sharpshooter #1: Of course we do, you stupid s***! But magic is no match for getting shot in the back of the head.
 * Archimedes: Don't be so sure.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #2: Boys, let's blow up this rustbucket.
 * Shark Sharpshooter 4: "Wait, did we check to make sure these aren't the ruins of a nuclear sub? Blowing that up could be dangerious."
 * Shark Sharpshooter 1: ".... He meant the misfits' little toy."
 * Shark Sharpshooter 4: "M'yeah, but still, blowing up within a sub we're not yet sure contains nukes or not could be dangerious."
 * Shark Sharpshooter 1: "..... Actselly, that's a fair point. Some of you stay here and babysit the misfits while the rest of us do some quick inspections. (He and 3 of the other Sharp Shooters Swam off while the remaining ones guard the misfits)."
 * Kowalski:... Luck really seems to be a blessing and a curse sometimes.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #4: Shut it! (Gun smacks Kolwalski) You guys aren't leaving our sights. No comical little Looney Tunes trick will work on us. So go ahead, give us your worst.
 * Barnacleboy:... Oy! Sometimes I feel like we've lived too long.
 * Sandy: No doubt invisibility won't work since these are electroreceptive sharks we're talking about.
 * Mermaidman:... Actually I just remembered how we were able to ward off Shark Lord.
 * SpongeBob: Oh yeah, in Episode 157, you used an electrode to irritate Shark Lord's electroreception, and you always carried it against him ever si-... Nnnccceeeee... (Remembered he was in front of the sharks as everyone was shocked)... Oops.
 * Squidward:... Why couldn't you have been less dumber than that, you idiot?
 * Icky: "OH WAY TO FANGASIUM AND BLERT OUT A KEY CHANCE TO BEAT THE GUY, SPONGE-DUNCE?!"
 * Shark Sharpshooter #5: Search them. (They did that)
 * Barnacleboy: Yeah, have to agree with the ugly prehistoric bird, kid, way to give away our last-minute escape plan.
 * Icky: Hey, I'm not THAT ugly... You're just less gruesome compared to me.
 * SpongeBob:... Hold on... Guys? I forgot to tell you, this electrode is programmed to activate immediately upon being touched by a shark.
 * Barnacleboy: No it wa... Oh, now I see.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #4: See what?
 * SpongeBob: Mermaidman's been working on an electrode with too many surprises for your boss to prepare for since before he retired. Mermaidman shared it with only me. Buuuuttt... A concussion made me forget what they all were.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #4:... I'm not buying it. You expect me to believe a wacky story like that?
 * SpongeBob: Don't believe me? (Takes it out) See for yourself.
 * Shark Sharpshooter #4: (Grabs it)......... HAH! What a joke. It's just not your day, pa- (It immediately activated irritating them all with a 'ZAP!' Card, as the paniced sharp shooter dropped it, which Spongebob was able to grab in time)
 * Mermaidman: It works!!!
 * Lord Shen: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! (They got back into their sub and escape, as the Sharp Shooters were left comedically shocked as eventually the sharpshooters fell down).....
 * Shark Sharpshooter 4: ".... Alchourse, I could be wrong..... Owwwwwwwww."
 * Shark Sharpshooter 1: "And, that's what happened, sir."
 * Shark Lord broke into laughter!
 * Shark Lord: "Those misfits only continue to excite me! I can't WAIT for my big battle once I get the pearl!"
 * Shark Sharpshooter 5: "...... You're, taking this surprisingly well, sir."
 * Shark Lord: "Well alchourse! I wouldn't want to take out one of my greatest penultamate challnages out too soon!"
 * Shark Sharpshooter 3: "THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT?!"
 * Shark Lord: "Ehh, both testing them out, and/or to slow them down a bit. I also don't want to start my ultamate match TOO soon. Nothing ruins a grand finale magnum opus like premature send-offs."
 * The Minions were surprised by this, as Brutha and the other villains overheard that in shock.....
 * Minion Director: "..... Wait...... Define, "Grand Finale Magnum Opus"?"
 * Brutha: "(Runs up) Uh, now now, Director Dick Tartar, do remember that Tim can sometimes say what he doesn't mean. Just, roll with it, okay?"
 * Director Dick: "..... Very well. I do have to remember that he is an old relic excited for use again. That can be pardon as such. (Walks off to resume work, though secretly was staring back suspitiously at Brutha)......"
 * Brutha noiced that the minions are greatly uneasy about what Shark Lord said.....
 * Brutha quickly returned to the other super villains.
 * Brutha: "(Quietly) Emergenct meeting, now!"
 * The Group entered Shark Lord's personal Quarters.
 * Cook E.: "Why have we entered Shark Lord's personal living space while he was in the cockpit?"
 * Brutha: "Because we need to discuss this! What Tim said has put the other minions on edge!"
 * Loki Thorson: "Why? They're loyal minions?"
 * Brutha: "Well, yes. But they're not exactly directly Tim's minions. They're hired from Director Dick Tartar, the great grandson of a netourious super villain from a time before Mermaidman and Barnicle Boy, Perfect Tartarus!"
 * The group gasped!
 * Omega-Mouth: "..... Perfect, Tartarus?"
 * Sandshark: "A villain so bad, he was the secret reason behind the dreaded Dead Sea and left the world thinking humans did it?"
 * Tigress Shark: "A super-villain that managed to punch BOTH King Neptunes in the faces, even ripping the hair of one of them off, and lived?"
 * Green Goblinshark: "The same villain that deemed himself so evil, that he banished HIMSELF ino Davy Jones' locker and was given a reserved spot in an extra hellish part of it?!"
 * Joko: "And the same guy KNOWN to brutally destroy incompident minions or even lesser, phathic or broken villains in his midst?! The same one said to have been raised, by Mothrons?!"
 * Brutha: "Oh yeah, Perfect Tartarus was ONE HELL of a baddie. He was even known for having genisided the heroes of his time period almost perfectly. Even gods feared Perfect Tartarus! He's even respondsable for slaying 6 Uniters, at different parts of his life!"
 * El Turo: "I've been meeting to ask. If Perfect Tartarus was so awesome, then, why DID he banished himself to Davy Jones' Locker?"
 * Brutha: "Because he knew that his power would end up provoking forces beyond even his understanding. Perfect Tartarus was, a well versed reshurcher of Outer Gods, thanks to his connections to Mothron Parents, what with them being enlighten beings with an understanding of existence and all. He knew that if he was able to congure all of the universes then and there, well.... Then everything will be destroyed by creatures so fearsome, even HE wasn't comfirtable about talking about them. Him, included. So, he became his own archenemy, and defeated himself by using a self-banishment ritual to Davy Jones' Locker, because he knew he was too much for our universes to survive."
 * Cook E: "I see.... The second worse fate for a super-villain that became too successful: Becoming too powerful that you became your own worst enemy because of fear of WAY bigger fish coming after you."
 * Tigress Shark: "So, does that mean that Dick's dangerious?"
 * Brutha: "If he understands what Tim is truely gunning for and realises that Tim's basicly trying to get the Lougers and/or the Guardians of the Pearl do the most epic assisted sueiside ever, yes, cause Dick will deem Shark Lord out of his mind, and would take over the operation!"
 * Greenlund: "Then we need to cure Shark Lord of his tragic desires and restore his lust for life so to prevent a mutanity!"
 * Brutha: I wouldn't recommend it. I think... Tim, has indeed had his time.
 * Everyone: WHAT?!
 * Brutha: He said that he wanted a villain's death. A death in which he was at his best.
 * Sandshark: Are you kidding?! He did so many ridiculously cartoonish feats, he's ALREADY been at his best! When you conquer the world just as much times as Doctor Doom, what's left?
 * Brutha: The key word here is 'world', as in 'THIS world'. Tim considers taking on the Lodgers a huge achievement he's never had before.  He wanted an opponent much better than anyone else. Even Mermaidman and Barnacleboy.
 * Cook E: He was trying to get his time back!!! Isn't that why he wants the pearl?
 * Brutha: Odds are that won't last for long. Either those Guardians prevent us, or even if we're lucky to manage to get the pearl on an off-day for them, who wants to bet the misfits would find a bajillion ways to reverse that? He said that the Lodgers have fought guys like him before. It would actually be a good end for him.
 * Omega-Mouth:... So he wants to kill himself honorably... And you're okay with that?
 * Brutha: "Admitingly, I'm, abit mixed about it. I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm still hoping to restore his love for life, but.... Now it's been made complicated with Dick Tartar around. I'm no longer confident if I can get Tim out of this now without setting off the Director."
 * El Turo: "..... This really did became a sueaside mission."
 * Tigress Shark: "And I would imagine Dick would not be a fan of such an idea."
 * Brutha: "Hence why we're keeping as quiet about this as possable. We try to ease minion fears about all this and ensure them to not take Tim's words too seriously."
 * Green Goblinshark: Oy vey. What a p***y.
 * Sandshark: "Hey to be fair, when you hear that legend about how this Sturgeon Emperor died, you'd be abit worried yourself."
 * Green Goblinshark: Whatever, Sandman-ripoff.
 * Sandshark: "OH LIKE YOU'RE ANY MORE ORIGINAL, YA GREEN GOBLIN COPYCAT?!"
 * Brutha: CAN WE FOCUS?! We have work to do. Let's hope the Lodgers are held up long enough.
 * Duke: S***! (The sub was wrecked with a paintjob that read 'Suck it.')
 * Patrick:... What's it telling us to suck?
 * Merlin: Ugh, I got this. (He magically restored the sub)
 * Lord Shen: Well approaching them with the sub is out. So now what do we do?
 * Mermaidman: "Well, our next best opition could always be that we get to the temple before they do."
 * Squidward: "But they have the advantage of having a guy who knows EXACTLY where that is and we don't!"
 * Barnacle Boy: "Yeah, Greenlund's a pretty big advantage."
 * Pang Bing: "...... Allow me to try something. (Pang Bing entered a medatative state and began to envision the exact location of the Temple)...... It is somewhere within the very heart of the Yellow Sea. Good thing I know where that is since I'm Chinese. The quickest path through it, is a dangerous one. (Envisions more areas) The first is through the graveyard of the Sturgeon Empire, where the cursed angered spirits of a crumbled legacy reside, then into a field of Chinese fishing nets where fish are doomed to human consumsion, then into a valley that's a terratory to a slumbering sea monster, then, the snakehead sacred burial ground of trials, where the Yellow Sea Emperor's spirit will test the worthy."
 * Icky: "So, basicly, a cursed graveyard, a chinese fishing area, a place where a sea monster is sleeping, then an anichient burial ground where an emperor's spirit will test us? And ya sure there ain't any other ways without all that needlessly complicated junk?"
 * Pang Bing: "Well, Following Shark Lord was the only other quickest way, but it is also dangerious and that continuing to do so is risky."
 * Icky: ".... Oy vay. So much for this adventure not being filled with side-dish conflicts."
 * Merlin: OOOOOOOOORRRRRR we could teleport there.
 * Icky: Nah, because one, plot.
 * Squidward: WILL YOU STOP USING THAT AS AN EXCUSE?! NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE STUPID PLOT!!!
 * Icky: Second, and the most important, we could end up anywhere in the Yellow Sea. If we don't know where the Temple is, we can only teleport to a random location.
 * Pang: There's also another thing. People on the quest who did the same have been judged as unworthy because of the simple shortcut proving that the traveller is lazy and therefore greedy.
 * Iago: Ugh, OF COURSE!!! So much for magic doing anything. All-powerful or magical beings can do anything, and yet they ALWAYS have to be limited and/or bound by honor BS.
 * Archimedes: Dude, it's already been outshined by the itsy-bitsy fact that THIS IS A CARTOON!! Magic and cartoon physics are partially the same thing!! DROP IT ALREADY!! And yeah, let's stop using the 'plot' excuse if we want to sound less frustratingly aware.
 * (Deadpool): And yet you STILL do it-
 * Archimedes: Shut up! (Smacks him away) So yeah, we can't teleport.
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well no problem. (Pulls out the swordfish skull sword) I have plenty of exspearience in battling the undead, I'll see us through that cursed graveyard."
 * Sandy: "And I heard of a place called Fine China Bottom that's considered a save haven from the nets. We can always just go through there."
 * Barnacle Boy: "But what about the sea monster?"
 * Spongebob: "Noooo problem. If he's like the creatures of the trench from the movie, alittle manly flare would fix that. If like the one me and Patrick met in the episode where Mr. Krabs made us sell Krabby Patties on the go, then I'll make a baker's dozens of Krabby Patties to satisfy him. Well, should he wake-up I mean."
 * Mermaidman: "Uh, and the Emperor's Spirit?"
 * Icky: "Well knowing these sort've things, we might be likely to encounter a surprise potaintional ally that is cowinidently connected to our main adventure, because Scroopfan is the kind of writer that makes things up as he goes alone kinda guy."
 * Mr. Dodo: Then that settles it. Let's roll. (They went back into the sub and left)
 * The Misfits arrived to the graveyard.....
 * A sign in chinese was seen...... It read 放弃鲟鱼帝国，放弃所有的希望
 * Pang Bing: "..... Ahem... "Fàngqì xún yú dìguó, fàngqì suǒyǒu de xīwàng"."
 * Icky: "Uhhhh, wha......?"
 * Pang Bing: "In English: Abandon all hope, ye who disturbs the Sturgeon Empire."
 * Sandy: "I'm itching to bet that someone doesn't want us here."
 * Tigress: "Given that this place is cursed, it is not out of the realm of possability...."
 * Barnacle Boy: "So I guess opening the gate's out of the question?"
 * Spongebob: "Then I guess we're hopping the fence. Patrick, gimme a boost up."
 * Patrick did so, as he lifted Spongebob to see an empty Graveyard.
 * Spongebob: "..... So far, so good."
 * The group proceeded to hop the fence.
 * Pang Bing: "I must stress the most impourent rule about a place like this.... Don't, touch, anything. it'll risk aggrovating the dead. Now, let's go forword, and make quick haste."
 * The Group proceeded to move, but Tulio couldn't help but to look at a royal looking mosulium.
 * Tulio was able to sneakfully arrive to the regel mosulium and entered it.
 * Tulio saw the golden tomb of the Sturgeon Emperor, as Tulio noticed a be-jeweled golden Sturgeon statue...
 * Tulio's eyes turned to dollar signs.
 * Tulio: "Hello, Ebay fortune! Come to papa! (Grabs the statue and shoves it in a bag) Hehehehehehe, I'm gonna be SO rich! (Walks off)....."
 * Suddenly, the golden coffin began to shake, which got Tulio's attention.
 * Moaning was heard, as a spider-web covered skeleiton hand pushed the coffin opened.
 * Tulio: "..... (Makes a run for it) OHSHITOHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT?!"
 * An Angry voice was heard moaning!
 * Suddenly, tombstones began to glow, and the Lougers noticed!
 * Pang Bing:... WHO TOUCHED SOMETHING?!?
 * Patrick: NOT ME THIS TIME!
 * Miguel: Wait, where's Tulio?
 * Tulio: (Arrived) Sorry I took so long. Got a little lost.
 * Pang Bing:...... Turn out your pockets.
 * Tulio: What're you talking abo- (He was frozen and magically searched and they found the statue)
 * Pang Bing:... Are you kidding me?
 * Miguel: DAMMIT, TULIO, YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! YOU REALLY HAD TO GO GRAVEROBBING?!?
 * Barnacleboy: You call yourselves heroes if you rob from the dead?
 * Tulio: Hey, in my defence, it's not like this Sturgeon Emperor guy was the nicest person in history! The guy was basicly Fish-Shen!
 * Lord Shen: "PARDON?!"
 * Tulio: Besides, MR. KRABS GRAVEROBBED FROM A GUY HE RANDOMLY MADE UP FOR A NOVELTY DRINK HAT AND THE GODS SEEMED TO HAVE MADE HIM REAL JUST TO MESS WITH HIM FOR BEING BORED BY JUST BEING... WELL, GODS!! WE SHOULD KNOW, WE IMPERSONATED GODS!!! BEING A GOD CAN BE BORING AS BALLS!!!
 * Squidward: Well you'll have to have your ears checked because PANG SPECIFICALLY SAID NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!!!!!!!! NOW WE'RE GOING TO BE CAVE OF WONDERED OUT HERE!!!!! ONLY WITHOUT ANY OUTSIDE CRAP LIKE THE EEL AND TRAPS!!! (The spirits awoke)
 * Sturgeon: RETURN THE IDLE, OR SUFFER OUR CURSE!!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Snatches the idle) We'll settle your punishment later. (Suddenly the idle broke)...... Largely, depending, on surviveal.
 * Tulio:... Uhhh... I guess time was a bitch to it?... (Chuckles)...
 * The walking skeletal corpse of the Sturgeon Emperor, Bi Zi, arrived in a zombie walk and found the broken idle......
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "..... It's bad enough I have to contend with thieves...... (Picks up a broken statue piece) THEY ALSO HAVE TO BE CLUMSY THIEVES?! (ANGERLY THROWS THE IDLE AS IT HITS SQUIDWARD'S HEAD)!"
 * Squidward: "OWCH?!"
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "And now, My army, (Zombie Sturgeon Imperials rose from the grave) Shall punish thee, louthsome thieves?!"
 * Gazelle: "(Sighs)..... (Readies Uniter) Alittle detour, wouldn't hurt."
 * The Sturgeon Undead Army was redused to a pile of bones.....
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "Ahhhh, ahhh, how, but, but, but....."
 * Mr. Krabs was stripped of a golden figure by Mushu.
 * Mushu: "(Gets to Emperor Bi Zi) Look, as much as I am sure you were a lousy person in life, how's about a "At least you tried" award so you can just go back to bed."
 * Emperor Bi Zi: "..... But I- (Spiritual Forces dragged Bi Zi's body away along with Krabs golden figurine all the way back into the mosulium as all of the undead Sturgeons were sucked back into their graves as if nothing happened)......."
 * Iago: (As Mr. Krabs sobbed) All things considered, it was worth sacrificing Mr. Krabs' golden figurine. (Slaps him) LET IT GO!!!
 * Sparx: TULIO, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: YE COST ME ME GOLD FIGURINE, YOU MONSTER!!!!
 * Sparx: Worst, he'll be crying about it for months.
 * Icky: "And we ended up skipping out on an otherwise cool undead chinese army fight scene cause it had no relivence to the plot."
 * Tulio: "Well, I, I saw how shiny the guy's mosulium was and it had a golden piece of a fortune worthy statue of a fish! I'd figured that, ya know, since it was likely that a guy that was trying to rule the world was likely a complete jerk, why not approbeate some of his stuff? I mean, it's not like it would go with him in the afterlife!"
 * Lord Shen: "That relic was meant to keep his restless spirit from leaving! It was a barrior between life and the spirit realm! And you almost allowed the spirit realm to leak in!"
 * Squidward: "It's bad enough a yesteryear super villain was after that pearl! Can you imagine if that Sturgeon was able to realise that and he comes after the pearl again?! That would've been another issue on the list?!"
 * Tulio: "Hey, at least it was an isolated insodent, and no one would EVER know!"
 * Suddenly, the group were ambushed by a gang of asian otters and chinese prawns!
 * An Asian-robed Lesser Crested Tern arrived.
 * Lesser Crested Tern: "..... What has happened here?"
 * Prawn: "These outsiders nearly risked Bi Zi to returned."
 * Lesser Crested Tern: "Ugh, again? I keep telling that Undertaker to keep the mosulium closed and locked?! Bízi tóu?!"
 * A Young Sturgeon teen arrived nerviously!
 * Young Sturgeon teen: "Yes Master Yàn ōu?!"
 * Yan Ou: "Bizi, I asked you to keep your ansisteral mosulium closed as per my instructions of keeping the curse contained?!"
 * Bizi Tou: "Master, please, I tried, the stupid mosulium door won't stay close!"
 * Yan Ou: "Had you tried LOCKING IT?!"
 * Bizi Tou: "Lock, is still busted, Master Yan Ou..... The last graverobbers did severe damage to it."
 * Yan Ou: "And you still haven't gotten around to fix that?! UGGGH?! I have no idea what Princess Fā Sī Sī Shēng sees in you, Sturgeon! But she will have to have a discussion with you! Along with these clueless grave-robbers!"
 * Spongebob: "Ahem, actselly, sir, we're not grave robbers. (Yan Ou looks at them group annoyed). We were just passing through. Tulio just got careless and touched what wasn't meant to be touched."
 * Yan Ou: ".... Ugh, so it's worse then thieves..... It's clumsy adventurers."
 * Icky: "Okay pal, we'll level with you. There's this muslely super-villain Great White Shark and a possie of potaintional rip-offs and an army of ACUTALLY compident minions that're trying to go after a sacred temple of some Youth Restoring Pearl, (Yan Ou and his followers were shocked), And we were trying to take a short-cut to cut him off and-"
 * Yan Ou: "THE PEARL OF YOUTH OF THE YELLOW SEA, HAS BEEN RE-DISCOVERED?! Oh no, and the Princess still hasn't made herself worthy of assension?!"
 * Squidward: "Well if it helps, we're on our way to stop that, so if you can just-"
 * Yan Ou: "(Lifts his wing to stop Squidward's talking)...... Clearly, the heavens had transpired to allow these outsiders to come to us as a warning that the Princess' failure must be redeemed. She has to re-take Wuli's challnage. She must succeed her aged parents and become Empress!"
 * Icky: "Welp, that didn't take long to ran into the potaintional ally."
 * Yan Ou: "(To Bizi) And you..... Consider yourself lucky that for once, a blunder lead to us learning an impourent defelupment. But you and the princess still have MUCH, to talk about!"
 * Bizi Tou: "(Stern look at the Lougers) (Quietly) Thanks alot, guys."
 * Sam: "Ahhh, don't thank us."
 * Max: "Just doing our duty."
 * Bizi was confused by that......
 * Cynder: ".... Don't mind Sam and Max, they live in their own little worlds."
 * Yan Ou: "Now, we must hurry to Fine China Bottom. We know a way to bypass the fishing nets. Just be sure to stick with us. We can't promise intervention otherwise if you got in the net's path. The nets are too strong. Even Dolphans can't handle them."
 * The group with Bizi began to move on.
 * Tulio:... So what do we do-
 * Iago: NON-THIEVES ONLY!!!
 * Tulio: EXCUSE ME, ASSHOLE!!!
 * Iago: YOU WILL NOT BE EXCUSED!!! You almost doomed us, so you don't get to ask questions after that.
 * Tulio: Says the parrot who would do the same if given the chance. Hand of Midas anyone?
 * Iago:...
 * Tulio: Yeah, next time think before you be a chicken's ass. Now as I was saying before I was so RUDELY INTERRUPTED, what do we do once we reach Fine China Bottom?
 * Bizi: Well the Fine Chinas lost in the sea that make up the place will provide shelter. You usually must hop from one to the next.
 * Miguel: Wait, the place has ACTUAL Fine Chinas? I thought that was a subtle reference to the fact it was in Chinese seas. I mean, some of us actually thought Bikini Bottom had bras, panties, and hot sexy mermaids there.... I'm not even kidding.
 * Sparx: HEY, DON'T RUB IT IN!!!
 * Bizi: "Ugh, you outsiders are weird....... And why are some of you land-drewllers being all the way down here?"
 * Gilda: "Duh, Merlin's magilo enhanced magic. While Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy likely have an Aquaman thing going on. What's Squacky's and the otters excuse?"
 * Bizi: "Complicated Chi Malmitulation of the Air and Oxygin, something beyond my understanding."
 * Shifu: "Hmmm. I see they are familier with the Air-Breather's Chi Tecnquie? That was something even Oogway struggled with."
 * Bizi: "Well, a variation of what you said. Yan Ou learned it from a secret Tern Monastery on the shorelines. Chinese crested terns too. Mazu help their critically endangered status."
 * SpongeBob: Don't you mean Neptune?
 * Lord Shen: I believe that's the Chinese goddess of the sea.
 * Yan Ou: "But it's ultamately irrelivent infomation. We almost arrived to the un-netted pass."
 * The group arrived to an unremarkable looking giant cravace.......
 * Stingrays appeared from the sand and pointed tails!
 * Stingray 1: ".... Password?"
 * Yan Ou: "The way of the Yellow Sea."
 * The Sting rays backed off and opened a secreted enterence."
 * Yan Ou: "..... Step lively. The nets will be active soon. (The group entered the cravace)."
 * The group walked in as they see a distent beautifully piled set of fine china everywhere.....
 * Yan Ou: "..... Behold...... Fine China Bottom..... Our people's safe haven from the nets......"
 * Spongebob: "..... Classy place."
 * Yan Ou: "Now, come with us, to the Imperial Palace."
 * The group walked forword.
 * A beautiful Snakehead was seen forelorned looking at a fine china mirror, being sadden and miserable as she recalls how she failed her test with the spirit of Wuli.
 * Wuli's voice: "I'm sorry, Greatest Desendent Fa Si Si. But today is not yet your desteny to be Empress of the Yellow Sea....."
 * Fa Si: "........ If I can't appease my ansister...... I can't appease anyone..... I'm a failure, as a descendent to the Yellow Sea Empire."
 * Eel Servent: "(Bows) Fa Si, that was beautiful."
 * Fa Si: "Thank you, Mányú. I feel like you're the only real friend I have in this kingdom."
 * Manyu: "Princess, don't say that. You have others who care. Your parents, Master Yan cares for your well being, and especially Bizi. (Giggles), I heard rumors from the other servents that he has a crush on you."
 * Fa Si: "Manyu, don't be a tease. My family has too much bad blood with his for me to even think about the idea. I mean, he's sweet, but, the Yellow Sea residence has dark, long memories of the Sturgeon Empire."
 * Manyu: "Honey, take it from a fellow girl like me, time heals all wounds. Eventually, Bizi needs to be given a better life then just be a graveyard baby sitter for his ansistery's cursed graveyard. People around here are so scared of that place now, the idea of ever taking anything from there is no longer even welcomed among riff-raff. He is royal blood by a margin."
 * Fa Si: "You know Vizer River would never allow it."
 * Manyu: "Fa, when you become empress, that river dolphin can't boss you around anymore. Heck, you'll even have the power to get rid of him!"
 * Fa Si: "Well, with my father going senile and mother getting dimentia, River has become my legal guardian, ergo, even when I become empress, he can STILL be the boss of me because mother and father have become so lost to reality that he has started to misuse them for his own agendas. And they're helpless to realise that. And it doesn't help that I failed my great ansister's question, River KNOWS I'll never be a threat to him."
 * Manyu: "What was the question?"
 * Fa Si: "..... What's the meaning of life?"
 * Manyu: "...... Honey, that litterally sounds like a question you were MEANT to fail."
 * Fa Si: "Precisely! It was an enlightenment test. I failed, because I wasn't enlighten. Ergo, that meant I would've been a risk to the pearl and misuse it."
 * Manyu: "Honey, you know that Wuli is just making sure the pearl is in good hands, I'm sure he meant no ill will towards you."
 * Fa Si: Somehow that doesn't make me feel better.
 * Manyu: "Hey, if it helps, Wuli didn't say you'll "never" be worthy of the position. He said you weren't there yet. You just need to be enlighten on the meaning of life and you'll be a shoe-in."
 * Fa Si: Are you kidding? That sounds physically impossible.
 * Manyu: More like mentally impossible, and it's just a fancy way of saying finding inner peace.
 * Fa Si: "And where will I find enlightenment on short notice?"
 * Prawn: "(Shows up) Princess, Master Yan Ou has brought back a collection of outsiders that reportedly had tampered with the Sturgeon Imperial Graveyard."
 * Fa Si: "Ugh! Again? I thought I asked Bizi to take care of that."
 * Prawn: "It's been stated that the Sturgeon Emperor's Mosulium's lock was still broken as of the time, thus the Sturgeon Imperial Burial Statue, was nearly stolen."
 * Fa Si: ".... Ughhhh, by my ansisters' gills. Do we have to deal with Sturgeon Zombies again?"
 * Prawn: "Miraculiously, it was found that the outsiders quickly reversed their mistake.... Turns out that they had at least one member that couldn't resist a golden statue."
 * Fa Si: "...... Well..... I, figured this would've been more dishastorious. I'll take care of this. My parents are napping at this time and they get cranky when they're disterbed."
 * Prawn: "Yes princess. But, there is one extra thing."
 * Fa Si: "And that's.... What?"
 * Prawn: "They, brought a warning that they're here to stop a "Super Villain" from seeking out the Pearl of the Yellow Sea."
 * Fa Si made a shocked face.....
 * Manyu: "..... Wow, fate works quick."
 * Fa Si: "...... Has, River been informed yet?"
 * Prawn: "He informed the guard to not disterb him while he was in a meeting with the council."
 * Fa Si: "Oh thank goodness. Ahem uh, again, I'll attend to this myself. Inform me when Yan Ou arrives, I, want a chance to make a stellier impression."
 * Fa Si: (In a less-festive dress) Of ALL times the laundress had to take all my finest dresses to the wash, it was today! I mean, how can anything need to be clean, WE'RE UNDERWATER?! UGGH!! (To the heroes) Salutations, strangers, and welcome to Fine China- (Fell down the stairs) GAUY-DAH-DUHA-OW-UMPH-DYAH- (Fell face-first in the ground)
 * Po:... Another reason I hate stairs.
 * Fa Si: "(Muffled) So much for a graceful enterence."
 * Some Prawns picked Fa Si up....
 * Fa Si: "..... Is it possable to pretend that little insodent never happened?"
 * Barnacle Boy: "For the sake of being on your goodside, yes."
 * Fa Si:... Aren't you... Mermaidman and Barnacleboy?
 * Barnacleboy:... You know us? I didn't think a place like this had TV or comics.
 * Fa Si: Oh, we don't... But you have met my family before. You saved us from the Mandarinfish 20 years ago.
 * Mermaidman: Ohhh, those days. I remember it like it was yesterday...... What happened again?
 * Barnacleboy: Why don't you ask the know-it-all geek sponge kid?
 * SpongeBob: Ahh, your very first fight against the mighty Mandarinfish. That was Season 3, Episode number 34. (Suddenly turns into a TV) (Drumatic voice) AS SEEN SEASON 3 EPISODE 34! (Brings out a video tape, and puts it in his mouth and screen eyes turned to static to play the episode)
 * Old School Annoucner: "The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! Tonight's episode, "Fine China of Trouble", Featuring Mermaid and Barnacle Boy's first serious encounter with the dreaded Mandarianfish. (Advertiser mode) Brought to you by Hong Kong Jin's Chinese Food."
 * Younger versons of Fa Si's parents were seen being held hostage by robotic terracotta warriors as a super-villain Golden mandarin fish dressed like Old School Marvel's Mandarin was seen laughing! This is assumingly the Mandairinfish.
 * Mandairinfish: "Now that I finally got you where I have you, your highnesses, I shall finally have the Pearl of Youth from your family legacy, so I can rule the world, by selling the pearl's powers as part of a beauty care scheame?! I'll become rich, and will become president of the seven seas!"
 * The Emperor: "Your a madman. You would dishonor the pearl's purity to further selfish desires? It is a sacred gift from the heavens, of which it must be treated with respect!"
 * Mandarinfish: "Do not try my patience, your highnesses! Either you start talking, or my Terror-Cottabots, well break all of Fine China Bottom!"
 * The Empress: "You fiendish cretin?! You wouldn't?!"
 * Mandarinfish: "I wouldn't reckinmend gambling on that, your highnesses. One pinkie flick, and all of this kingdom will come crashing down, like the stack of fragle collectors plates that they are?! (Laughs maniacly?!)"
 * ???: NOT SO FAST EVIL-DOER!!! (Young Mermaidman and Barnacleboy appeared)
 * Mandarinfish: MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLE BOY?! Gods, you two are irritating?! But I was prepared for your interuption! I could have my Terror-Cottabots attack you, but why not deliver on something far more greater then that? I invale, the most horrorfying creation mad science has ever created! I give you...... CHICKEN OF THE SEA?!"
 * A hidious Chicken/Tuna Fish Hybrid came forth as a lumbering mishapen giant that bawk-roared!
 * Barnacle Boy: "Great violations of the naterol order and barnyard life, Mermaidman!"
 * Mermaidman: "You and your twisted creations, Mandarinfish!"
 * Mandarinfish: Guilty. But I'm nevertheless pleased with how it turned out. COTS, ATTACK!!! (COTS did that)
 * Barnacleboy: HOLY CHICKEN LEGS, MERMAIDMAN!!!
 * (Deadpool): AW, COME ON, BURT, YOU'RE GOING TO PULL THAT REFERENCE?!
 * Barnacleboy: SHUT UP! (Smacks him)
 * Mermaidman: (Tossed hundreds of waterballs at COTS as it just got angrier until it pounced on both of them holding them both with it's talons)
 * Mandarinfish: (Displaying magic) Last chance, guppies! Where is it?
 * ???: "HI-YA?!"
 * The Mandarinfish was kicked away from the Emperor and Empress by another hero: A tern.
 * Mandarinfish: "..... Alchourse. How foolish of me to not expect the interfearience of Master Tern, of the Shore Temple of Monks that uses Chi to breath under-water."
 * Master Tern: "It is our temple's sworn duty to keep the pearl safe in respect to Emperor Wuli's name, even at the face of severe adversity."
 * Mandarinfish: "Then prepare to get to know my fists! (Enters Kung Fu Stance!)"
 * Mermaidman: (Threw a waterball at COTS' groin as it comically squirmed and was swiftly taken out)... MERMARANG!! (Threw the trademark weapon at Mandarinfish)
 * Mandarinfish: HEY, THAT'S JUST DISTRACTING!! (He dodged the Mermarang as it came back) AND THAT'S JUST ANNOYINGLY DISTRACTING!!! (Blasts magic at them only for the distraction to allow Master Tern to tail-spike smack him)
 * TAIL-SPIKE SMACK!
 * Mermaidman: TAKE THAT! (Punches him)
 * POW!!
 * Barnacleboy: AND THIS! (Punches him)
 * THIRD ONOMATOPOEIA!!!
 * (Icky): "(Snickers), I love that they actselly used that!"
 * Mermaidman: AND FOR DESSERT... (The three laid the finishing punch in slow motion)
 * Mandarinfish: CURSE YOU, HYDRODYNAMIC DUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (He flew off in the distance)
 * Fa Si's Mother:... You saved us!
 * Fa Si's Father: How can we repay you? (The tape tore up before it could reveal more)
 * SpongeBob: (Spits out the now ruined tape) TARTAR SAUCE!!!
 * Mermaidman: Oh, yes, the glorious favor........... Uhhh......... What was it again?
 * Barnacleboy:... I don't know. It's been 20 years. What about you?
 * Fa Si: Don't look at me, I was probably just a sperm when that happened.
 * SpongeBob: Ugh, why didn't I see this again enough times to remember?
 * (Deadpool): Wow, you guys have bad memory just for the sake of the plot? You suck caviar.
 * SpongeBob: Shut up! (Smacks him away)
 * Patrick: "Hmmmm. I got it! We can use the Time Machine that Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy have and-"
 * ???: "OH GLORIOUS TIME GODS, NO?!"
 * Saldaron showed up quickly via a time portal!
 * Saldaron: "I have to EXPRESSINGLY FORBID THAT THING EVER GETTING INVOLVED AGAIN?! I had spefificly asked Bubbles to consingate that accursed thing ever since the insanity the time travel shenanigans had caused?! The Paperwork Nightmare I had to cope with?!"
 * Patrick: "..... There's still the one Squidward had when-"
 * Saldaron: "I had tied up those loose ends as well for good measure?! (Disappears!)....."
 * Cynder: "...... That was..... Uncharactisticly snappy of him."
 * Icky: "To be fair, I seen that episode. That was the most epic f**k-up of time I ever saw. Can't say I blame him for reacting like that. Distrupting Man Ray's historic defeat was a serious rewrite of history. It also didn't helped that SOMEONE tried to use his own time machine he got from Future Spongebobs to stop himself from inventing jellyfishing."
 * Squidward: IN MY DEFENSE, IT WOULDN'T HAVE CHANGED ANYTHING!!!! JELLYFISHING COULD HAVE JUST BEEN INVENTED BY SOMEONE ELSE!!! IT HAD TO EXIST SOMEHOW!!!
 * Fa Si: ".... Then, I guess we just need to find another way to help you two remember. And I think that if I go on this quest with you, then-"
 * Icky: "UP-UP-UP! Let me guess, you have a personal stake in all of this because you meant to be the new ruler of these seas, but you failed a philoscofical question from the spirit of your own ansister, and now you feel ashamed as your parents are left rediculiously old and easy to malmitulate by a rotten adviser?"
 * Fa Si was stunned silent......
 * Fa Si: "...... Did you meet Manyu before you got here?"
 * Icky: "Actselly, we saw this additional ally subplot coming a mile away."
 * Fa Si: "..... Sub, plot?"
 * Shifu: "Ahem..... What our friend means is, we were simply able to figure out that you have a personal connection with this. And we're happy to help you with proving your worth by enlightening you with the meaning of life."
 * Fa Si: "YES?! Please tell me!?"
 * Icky: "Well, depends...... What do YOU think, the meaning of life is?"
 * Silence.....
 * Fa Si: ".... I, uh......"
 * Icky: "Ahem! Let me explain..... Funny thing about the meaning of life..... IT'S ACTSELLY THE ULTAMATE ABSTRACT CONCEPT?!"
 * Fa Si: "..... Abstract? You mean...... Life has, no serious meaning? No, purpose for us to exist?"
 * Icky: "Not exactly...... Let me put it this way..... Life can actselly be what you WANT life to be about. Kinda why in The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, the smartest computer ever litterally said: 42. Because that's how it interpretated life. Life, can actselly have many inpertpretations. That's why people are so confused about it cause nobody can agree on the idea."
 * Fa Si: "..... I...... Never realised this...... Is that, what Wuli believed?"
 * Soothsayer: "Depends. Why else did you think he would dedicate his life to protect the pearl, and not make the same mistake as the Sturgeon Emperor?"
 * Bizi: "Can we not remind me of that?"
 * Fa Si: ".... That, REALLY, explains why he's always so.... Mysicy. I always thought that was just him being montonely depressed, but..... Wow, just when you thought you understood someone, I......... I never have a greater understanding of all worlds then today right now."
 * Patrick: WAIT! I have an idea! (The Squad looks at him) There was that one time SpongeBob and me accidentally traveled back in time to the Middle Ages! We can just-
 * Saldaron suddenly came back with the time portal re-opening!
 * Saldaron: "UP UP UP! That won't help either! See, the only reason that happened with you two because-"
 * Spongebob and Patrick were seen flung out of Medevil Castle as in the sky, a cosmic hole was seen about to be stitched up.
 * Saldaron: "Now, gentlemen, (Seen talking to time-based beetles.), I want this Time-Cut stitched up as possable, I would like to avoid accsidental time travels via- (Spongebob and Patrick screamed as they flew right into the hole)............ Ohhhhhh, Catnap."
 * Time Based Beetle 1: ".... Uh oh..... The Time Council's gonna be mighty furious to hear about this."
 * Saldaron: "Don't remind me."
 * After Saldaron was able to use the same hole to take Spongebob and Patrick back into the present and got Squidly sent back to his proper timeline, he sighed......
 * Saldaron: "And alcourse, I'm likely to still be scolded in three, two, 1, (Points to the arriveal of an Hourglass-headed beinging in blue-purplish robings!)."
 * Time Counciler: "SALDAAAAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOOOON?! Our office, now?!"
 * Saldaron: "Yes, Time Counciler."
 * Saldaron: "So, basicly, that time cut is fixed by now, and if there are any other time cuts, they will be attended to as well, so do not count on abusing them.... So, have fun. I have to go. Sorry I'm more frustrated than usual. Paradox demands and paperwork have been like a thousand years in time lord time. One that can drive any mortal to the brink of insanity."
 * Kowalski: I didn't think being a time lord REQUIRED paperwork.
 * Saldaron: Then it shows that you do not understand the complexities of time travel. Trust me, there's more to being a Time Lord then the blantent obvious. Goodbye. (Leaves).
 * Spongebob: "..... Wait, so.... All of that WASN'T a dream?"
 * Icky: "I think the fact that Squidly somehow ended up where you guys where already spoke volumes on that actselly happening. But seriously, I think Saldaron has strongly insistent against Time Travel as a quick-fix solution here."
 * Merlin: "Oh for heavens' sake, I can litterally use my magic to restore that tape to brand new!"
 * SpongeBob: (Laughs) Why didn't I think of that?
 * Squidward: "Because your an idiot?"
 * Lord Shen: "AHEM?! It'll have to wait?! We need to get moving!"
 * SpongeBob: AWWW, DO WE HAVE TO?!?
 * Lord Shen: "(Annoyed grunt), ARE YOU SERIOUS ABOUT STOPPING SHARK LORD OR WHAT?!"
 * SpongeBob: Okay, okay, sorry! (The Squad left, Fa Si, Bizi and Yan Ou coming with).
 * The Group were seen treading carefully in an otherwise peaceful valley.
 * Yan Ou: "Tread, lightly. The Sea Monster here is a netouriously light sleeper."
 * Patrick: "Uh, what does the sea monster look like?"
 * Bizi: "Basicly a giant sea snakeish sea dragon with a giant frill that covers it's entire neck unfolded."
 * Icky: "So basicly your cookie-cutted generic sea monster, eh?"
 * Fa Si: "Make no mistake. He is a creature that breaths plants."
 * Silence.....
 * Sandy: "..... Plants?"
 * Yan Ou: "Well, yes. Where else did you think this valley came from? The Sea Monster can breath green engry that turns all it touches, into plants."
 * Pang Bing: "So our sea beast is a nature guardian?"
 * Bizi: "Basicly."
 * Icky: "Well no problem. All we have to do is not fuck up the scenery here and we won't have any problems with it."
 * Squidward: "(Nose feels itchy) Uh, guys, my nose feels alittle It, It, Ah, Ah, AHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH- (Sneezes as it caused his lava hat to produce lava) CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * In slow-motion, the lava was heading torwords the plants!
 * Spongebob: "(GASPS!) (He zooms up and grabs all the lava, getting burned in the process) AAAAAAAH?! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF GET IT OFF?! (STARTS RUNNING IN CIRCLES) GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF?!"
 * Patrick: I'LL SAVE YOU, SPONGEBOB! (Stretches his arms to try and save SpongeBob, but ends up getting caught) WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
 * Mermaidman: I'll cool you off, Sponge-kid, with one of my water balls! (creates a water ball with his hands and concentrates, but starts targeting Squidward instead) Uh... uh...
 * Squidward: Huh?! NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT THE QUICKSTER! I'M CAPTAIN MAGMA! (Ducks as the water ball instead his Pang Bing, who yowls crazly!)
 * Icky: "Oh for crap's sake, (Brings out a Snowball Gun) This is getting nowhere?!"
 * Kolwalski: "IS THAT MY EXSPEARIMENTAL SNOWBALL GUN?!"
 * Icky: "Hey, what better ginni-pig then a speeding Sponge in fire.... Illogically taking place on water. (Aims the Snowball Gun) I just need to take the perfect shot, annnnnnd!"
 * Kolwalski: "NO NO NO WAIT, IT IS NOT READY, IT HAS ALOT OF KINKS I NEED TO-" (The snowball gun fires as snow blankets over the plants and SpongeBob is extinguished)
 * SpongeBob: (Pants heavily) Whew! Glad that's over! (The Snowball gun breaks down)
 * Icky:... Oops.
 * Kowalski: DESTROYER OF BEAUTYYYYYYY!!!! (Fires his plasma gun and it ended up scorching so many plants)... Oops.
 * Icky: OOPS?!? (The Sea Dragon burst from the ground roaring with thrashing vines coming out of it's mouth)..... Meep.
 * The Sea Dragon serpents around the group and traps them within it's reach and takes a closer look at them.....
 * Sea Dragon: "..... (Hippie voice) Hey man, that's not cool. You like, totally thrashed the feng shui of the garden, man."
 * Silence......
 * Bizi: "..... I did NOT expected him to talk like that."
 * Spongebob: "(Regenerates from his shoes)..... We're so sorry, Mr. Sea Dragon sir. We-"
 * Sea Dragon: "Hey come on, Mr. Sea Dragon was my dad's name. Call me To Fu."
 * Mr. Krabs: "(Raise eyebrow) To, Fu?"
 * Skipper: "D'awwwwww man, the cool sea monster turned out to be a nancy cat hippie?!"
 * To Fu: "Anyway, dudes, nothing personal, but, I kinda have to turn ya into plants as punishment. Don't blame me, blame the establishment, dudes and dudettes. (Opens maw as a green glow began to form)...."
 * Fa Si: "WAIT, GREAT SEA DRAGON?! (The Dragon stopped for abit)..... I am the future heirness of the Yellow Sea Pearl."
 * To Fu: "Wait, you mean, ya know Wuli? Far out, man. I knew him when I was a pup. But, why'd ya trashed my garden?"
 * Spongebob: "It, was actselly an accsident. You see, Squidward sneesed while he's in a Captain Magma Costume, so lava came out, I caught it to protect your garden but got caught on fire in the process, then I began running around like crazy, Patrick and Mermaidman tried to help but failed, then Icky tried to use one of Kolwalski's intentions but it backfired and now Snow's everywhere, then Kolwalski got upset and didn't helped."
 * To Fu: "..... Hey, it's all good bro. Accsidents happen."
 * The Group sighed.....
 * To Fu: "That said, the really old rules established by like, the heavens, say that you have to give an apology gift to heal the valley."
 * Spongebob: "I was prepared for this. How do you like a (Brings out abunch of Krabby Patties) Krabby Patty?"
 * To Fu: "Sorry dude, Soytarian. I don't eat meat."
 * Spongebob: "...... Be right back. (Runs zooming off!)"
 * A Soy Store was seen.
 * A Hippie Store Owner was seen meditating!
 * Spongebob zoomed in, bought alot of soy and left a large sack of money as the store owner was still meditating......
 * Hippie Store Owner: "Ommmm, thank you for your business, ommmmmm."
 * Spongebob arrived back, started to chop the soy into patties, then makes Soy Krabby Patties.
 * Spongebob: "(Breaths Heavily)..... Order, up."
 * To Fu: "....... Okay then. (Chomps onto the entire pile and ates them)...... Whooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Dude..... It's like you made these from the soul and heart, man. It's like, your the most happiest creature of all of existence."
 * Icky: "You only scratched the surface of what Spongebob is. He's so happy, he's even ammuned to a fictional element that turns ya into an asshole."
 * Mr. Krabs: And you know the drill. No Krabby Patty is to be free. It's my property. That'll be $10.
 * To Fu: Oh, I don't have any money. Possession is an illusion. Doesn't everything belong to the UUniverses?
 * Mr. Krabs: If you have to ask, you have no place in urban society. Pay up.
 * To Fu: A'ight. (Turns them slowly to plants)
 * Mr. Krabs: OKAY, OKAY, IT'S ON THE HOUSE!!! (He stopped)
 * To Fu: You have learned much, elder one. Next time, keep in memory your enlightenment about how bargaining works.
 * Barnacleboy:... Answer me again why you selfish and greedy buffoons are allowed to be heroes?
 * Tulio: "I helped Miguel save a lost civilisation with Sam and Max and others."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Hey, I did plently of good things with the Lougers."
 * Barnacleboy: I have a hard time believing that. You guys would die easily with mistakes like that.
 * Tulio: True... But we're still standing. Now cut the crap. We have to get back to finding the pearl.
 * Barnacle Boy sighs.....
 * Spongebob: "...... Lougers, a quick meeting?"
 * Spongebob: "..... Lougers, I am becoming very concerned that we're making a bad impression on Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy."
 * Banzai: "Would that be because of Tulio and Mr. Krabs acting like greedy guses or you're just afraid of the Lougers looking like jokes to your faverite super-heroes?"
 * SpongeBob: Uh... A little of both?
 * Icky: ".... Look, kid, we don't mean to act like jackasses in front of people, it's kinda usually our rotine. We end up acting like clowns in front of would be allies, and then wow them by the finale. That's kinda how the plot of these things are usually structured."
 * SpongeBob: Well, Patrick and I did manage to bring them out of retirement in the first place. You're right, Ick.
 * Skipper: "Well, that's a piece of personal druma surprisingly wrapped up in a nice little bow quite quickly."
 * SpongeBob: But it's not just that. Our worth is usually visible at the end. What if their ISN'T an end? What if a bad impression is too big for there to be an end? We need to think about-
 * Lord Shen: SpongeBob, we get your concerns. However, it hardly matters what people think. They can't expect everyone to be just as they pictured. If we were to lose favor with Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy, well, most likely Barnacle Boy since Mermaidman has memory problems worse then Merlin's anisiatic side.
 * Merlin: "HEY?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Then that's his decidion. We should try to be the heroes that always impress someone, cause tecnecally that's unrealistic by virtue that SOMEONE has to end up having a problem you, primarly villains for, obvious reasons. This being said, yes, we would serve us well to not further discourage them about our falicies, but the impourent thing is to stop Shark Lord. That takes priority over leaving a good impression."
 * SpongeBob:... Alright. But I'm still worried.
 * Lord Shen: SpongeBob...... It'll be okay. We're the heroes people need. Not the heroes they want. Remember that.... Now let's move out.
 * Joko's Zepplion was seen.
 * Shark Lord was sitting on the command chair, looking abit bored......
 * Shark Lord: "....... (Quietly) Those misfits hadn't done anything in a while now..... Where's Brutha? (Got up to look for Brutha, which Got Director Dick's attention)....."
 * Brutha: "Okay, so, we got the intervention party ready?"
 * Loki Thorson: "You sure this will work, Brutha?"
 * Odin Thorson: "Espeically when the Misfits mysteriously stopped following us? The guy will end up bored out of his mind and be at risk of letting everyone, including Dick, knowing about it. And that could risk exposing Shark Lord's plan to basicly get himself killed."
 * Brutha: "Well, we can at least hope."
 * Green Goblinshark: I can't remember, who's being intervened again? Your honey shark? (Brutha punches him in the gut) D'OW?! I'M JOKING, I'M JOKING, I KNOW IT'S FOR SHARK LORD?!
 * Brutha: Good.
 * Sandshark: Well I for one think hope isn't the same as caution to the currents.
 * Joko: "...... What does THAT have to do with anything!?"
 * Sandshark: Because this intervention is bound to flop harder than a dolphin with vertigo.
 * Joko: "Well why didn't ya say that instead of-"
 * Tigress Shark: "Hush! I smell Shark Lord coming."
 * Omega Mouth: "Oh THAT is disgusting!..... Yet kinky since it's a girl that said it."
 * Tigress Shark: "..... Come with an O, stupid! Why the f*** does that confusion keep coming up?"
 * Omega-Mouth: That's what she said.
 * Tigress Shark: "FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE!!!"
 * Shark Lord: Brutha? Where are you?
 * Brutha: "Ahem. I'm in Joko's dining hall."
 * Shark Lord: "(As he was coming in) Well as a shark, I can understand being abit hungry, but I need to talk to you about the Lougers ab- (Saw that Brutha was with the other villains)....... Since......... Wow, I know it's been a long trip, but damn. I now wish I was able to invite the French Snail to come aboard, if, he didn't hate me now as he was among the villains I kicked the butts off..... Wait, do Snails have butts? And well, do Cone Snails for that matter....."
 * Brutha: "...... Tim, we need to talk about something. Please sit down."
 * Shark Lord: "..... Ohhhh, I get it, we're talking stragity, huh? (Grabs a chair, then breaks it, breaks other chairs, and turns them into a make-shift wooden throne as he sat down like a Viking Chief)...... So, what's the plan when the Lougers arrive?"
 * Cook E: "Actselly..... We're all here to talk about you, Shark Lord."
 * Shark Lord: "..... Well, much as I like to toot my own horn, I'm pretty sure you guys know everything there is to know about me, and-"
 * Odin Thorson: "With due respect, Shark Lord, hear us out first."
 * Shark Lord: "..... Okay, what's on your minds?"
 * Joko: "...... Tim....... Brutha told us on how your using this whole mission to get a pearl, just so you can either get sueside by hero, or death by anichent guardians."
 * Shark Lord: "...... HA! Oh that Brutha, she always has to be a gabby gums. Look, fellas, I wanted to reveil this after the ineditably that those mighty Misfits or even the Pearl's Guardians would just TRASH us, but now that ya know, I can at least get to discussing on what I'll be leaving you guys and not have to ask my cousin The Jaw of Lawyers to speak for me. That guy, is boring."
 * Cook E.: "Tempting, but this is serious, Shark Lord. This is an intervention about your plans for glorifived self-destruction."
 * Shark Lord: "...... Aren't interventions for like, drugs and other bad habits?"
 * Brutha: This is a different kind of intervention. This mission is too dangerous and risky, even for you. You need to have your lust for life restored.....
 * Shark Lord: "..... Ohhhhhhhh. Now I think I realise what's happening here..... If I was a failure intolerent kind of villain, I would throw a massive S*** FIT right about now. But, I'm surprisingly chill, considering what I am known for..... Look, guys, I get what your trying to do, but..... I'm basicly a relic of my time. I did and succeeded in what other villains failed to do..... More then once! I'm pretty much the Perfect Tartarus of my time, if though short of what THAT guy was capable of."
 * Green Goblinshark: "Fitting ya brought him up. That's what we want to talk about. Director Dick Tartar, is the modern desendent of Perfect Tartarus."
 * Shark Lord: "....... Wow. No wonder the minions are so DAMN good at their jobs. Too good, cause I would hate it if that ended up scaring the misfits off."
 * Tigress Shark: "Sir, Dick has been known to betray villains he has deemed either incompident or out of their minds."
 * Shark Lord: "Well thank goodness I'm MORE then compident."
 * Omega Mouth: "Yeah, but you also have a death wish. And to him, that's recklessly dangerious for the minions he has. He'll usurp the entire operation from you and claim the pearl for what he deems the intended purpose of ruling the world."
 * Shark Lord: "..... A potaintional betrayal, from the desendent of THE Perfect Tartarus?"
 * Greenlund: "We're sorry if this distresses you, Shark Lord. But if we do this carefully-"
 * Shark Lord: "AWESOME?!"
 * Mad Dogfish bemoaned like a dog.
 * Shark Lord: "This whole mission is even more badass then I thought! Now I have three things to look forword for a downfall! Death by Guarduans, Lougers, AND A Minion Coup led by the desendent of Perfect Tartarus! Thanks for telling me that, guys!"
 * Brutha: "(As Shark Lord leaves) BUT TIM! (Shark Lord moves on)........."
 * Cook E.: "..... I fear this intervention has made him more excited."
 * Sandshark: "..... He's gonna end up telling Dick to his face that he intends his crazy mission to be a sueiside run just because he wants a crazy rush, does he?"
 * Loki Thorson: "I would NOT put it pass him."
 * Brutha: "...... We need to stop him from upseting Dick!"
 * Green Goblinshark: WHAT THE F*** DID I JUST TRY TO WARN YOU PEOPLE ABOUT?! SO NOW-
 * Director Dick: WHAT?!
 * Shark Lord: "Okay, I'll try rephrasing it, Dick. This whole mission is so I can die to either the Lougers or the Pearl's Guardians, in a magnifisent blaze of glory! I intend to go down like a legend! Like your ansister."
 * Director Dick: "....... YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND?!"
 * Shark Lord: "I expected that. Now go ahead and try to betray me and sic the minions on me, cause the other villains brought out that your gonna do that."
 * Director Dick: "(Gets an anuisum)...... I CAN'T EXACTLY DO THAT IF YOU EXPECT IT, SHARK LORD?!"
 * Shark Lord: ".... Oh, right, betrayals are suppose to be unexpected. Damn, I always forget how that works."
 * Director Dick: "..... But all the same...... YOU HAVE BECOME A DANGER TO THE MISSION, IF NOT JUST YOURSELF?! And how dare those others conspire to keep that quiet?! I WILL HAVE TO SEND YOU TO THE BRIG FOR YOUR OWN GOOD?!"
 * Shark Lord: "Now THAT'S the spirit, Dick!"
 * Director Dick: "Duh, duh, duh, STOP LIKING IT?! MINIONS?! (The Minions surround Shark Lord)..... Ready the sleep gas?!"
 * Shark Lord: KEEP GOING!!
 * Director Dick: OKAY, YOU SUCK! YOU'RE SUCKING ALL THE POINT OUT OF THIS!!! I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO SUCKS AROUND HERE, SICKO- That came out wrong.
 * Shark Lord: STEP ON MY PUBES!!!
 * Director Dick:....... (He disappeared)
 * Shark Lord: "...... Did, he just raged himself out of existence? AWWW MAN, THIS SUCKS?! Ughhhhh..... At least there's still the Lougers. And those Guardians."
 * Minion 1: "..... Did...... Did the Director...... Vanish to thin water?!"
 * Minion 2: "..... Shark Lord..... Defeated the Director..... By just making him rage out of existence...... AND HE DIDN'T HAD TO TOUCH HIM?!"
 * Brutha: See? Everything worked out. I mean, what did we need Dick for, anyway?
 * Odin: That's what-
 * Brutha: If you say 'that's what she said' one more time, I'll hit you in the balls so hard, it'll make any babies you put into a girl not want to eat each other... Wait... That doesn't sound that bad... Well it'll still be painful.
 * Odin: That would be speciesist... If it wasn't true. (Gets a flashback of him and Thor inside a womb trying to kill each other)... Even to this day... That trauma scars a guy... Literally.
 * Cook E: "Wait a minute, what exactly HAPPENED to Dick though? Disappearing from rage isn't even a reckitnesed phenominon?!"
 * Greenlund: "I feel as if, given to what he was related to, I suspect that he would've been on the path to become a new Perfect Tartarus and become powerful, so perhaps..... The Time Council plucked him out of the timeline."
 * Loki: "Yikes, so it's another exsample of being so perfect that you scare Penultamate Timelords out of removing you from the time stream? So, is he dead?"
 * Greenlund: "Not exactly...... Just, to put it in understandable terms, teleported out of the main timeline, to be imprisoned in a paradox imprisoning dimention where they put all individuals too powerful for the main timeline to accept."
 * Sandshark: "..... Wow, no wonder his ansister basicly imprisoned himself to Davy Jones' Locker. Those higher plain of existence beings don't f*** around!"
 * Omega Mouth: "But wait, why didn't they do that to Shark Lord, he wants to become powerful to?"
 * Greenlund: "That is likely because, they already know Shark Lord will be bested by either the Guardians or those Misfits. Dick Tartar probuly would've been too powerful for even them if he just disappeared like that."
 * Brutha: Look, let's stop worrying about what potaintionally happen to Dick, he's no longer relivent to this. At least Tim is alive... For now. He has to bested the RIGHT way.
 * The Group marched forth and saw the flouting meditating Spirit of Emperor Wuli himself.......
 * Pleakly: "..... (Quietly) Ya think he knows we're here?"
 * Emperor Wuli: "(Still meditating) Make yourselves comfortable."
 * Regel Chairs appeared out of thin air as the misfits were surprised!
 * Barnacle Boy: "GREAT SPONTANTIOUSLY APPEARING FINE FUNRITURE, MERMAIDMAN?!... Why do I still need to be saying things like that?"
 * Mermaidman: It's the Barnacleboy way.
 * Barnacleboy: When did we agree that was a thing for me?
 * The group sat down.....
 * Trixie: "..... Ya know, these antquie chairs could've been more comfy."
 * Wuli's spirit levitated down.
 * Wuli: "My spirit is connected to the chi and lifeforce of the universe, and that of the planet. And it is no secret to me, that an aged evil relic of days gone by, has sought out the pearl."
 * Icky: "Yeah, Shark Lord basicly wants the thing to genericly take over the world."
 * The "Of Chourse" Joke was about to play, but Wuli stopped it.
 * Icky: "Oh dear god, he's aware of the forth wall?!"
 * (Deadpool): DAMMIT, I WAS GOING TO DO THAT!!
 * Wuli: "Shut up! (Smacks him away)"
 * (Deadpool): Stop doing that!! What is that, a running joke?! I will NOT BE THE BUTT OF ANY JO-
 * Wuli: "I said shut up! (Smacks him away again) Anyway, Shark Lord's true intentions are..... Deeper in motivation then that..... He doesn't want to actselly succeed in doing something he already succeeded, knowing that it'll be reversed again once more. The broken fool wishes for his own self-destruction, by either your hands, or the guardians. Becoming Younger is only so he can go down with proper strentgh. For he, has lost his lust for life, and want's a villain's end."
 * Lord Shen: "..... YOU MEAN THAT DEMENTED MADMAN WANTS TO DESTROY HIMSELF?! HAS HE LOST HIS MIND?!"
 * Wuli: "He believes that his time has long passed, and that years of success has made life, uninteresting. He wants to leave it to leave behind a legacy."
 * Barnacle Boy: ".... Figures Shark Lord was actselly going through a Passed Prime Crisis."
 * Lord Shen: "Not to mention that doing so will risk upsetting some smart follower and risk a betrayal-"
 * Wuli: Dick has been wiped from existence when he was begged by Shark Lord into betraying or killing him and thus ruining the point. Well, that, and the Time Council had predicted that based on Dick Tartar's heritage to an even stronger super villain, he was removed from the timeline to prevent an unstoppable danger.
 * Lord Shen:...... (Face-palms himself).... GOOD GRIEF, HE BASICLY CAUSED THE GUY TO BE RAGED OUT OF EXISTENCE JUST FROM HIS INSANITY?!
 * Icky: "Well, that, and MSM didn't want that Dick guy to distrupt a pre-established scene of us having to fight Shark Lord cause he wasn't from the original drafts."
 * (Audience): (Shrugs in annoyance)
 * (Audience Member): STOP RUINING THE STORY!!!!
 * (Deadpool): BOOOOOOOO!!!!! WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE DIRECTING OF THE STORY, WE WANT THE STORY!!!!!
 * (Audience): "Don't push it, Deadpool. Ya don't nesssersarly speak for us."
 * Icky: (Shrugs and shuts the meta curtain on them) Let's just get back to the adventure. I swear, I'm socking the nose off the next obstacle I see!
 * Undertaker: WHO'S THERE- (Icky kicked his face rapidly as he screamed in pain, then stops after awhile)..... OWWW!!!!
 * Wuli: "That was just the burial grounds undertaker."
 * Icky: "..... Whoops."
 * Wuli: "Don't worry, he always does tend to bother my meetings with people anyway."
 * Undertaker: YOU F***!!!
 * Wuli: Sihai, calm yourself. It was an accident.
 * Undertaker: Clearly! I just got my eyes checked after I got pink eye from a corpse!
 * Icky: Who put you in the center of the UUniverses, asshole? We have bigger problems to worry about than those of an undertaker.
 * Bagheera: Icky, can you try showing some courtesy here?
 * Undertaker: "And that's another thing, WHAT'RE YOU PEOPLE DOING IN THE YELLOW SEA IMPERIAL BURIAL GROU- (Saw that Fa Si was here)...... Oh, Princess Fa Si, I, I didn't see you there. I guess you all are here for business then. Sorry to bother you all, I'm out! (Leaves)......"
 * Icky:... That was pointless.
 * Wuli: "Ahem! Anyway..... Because you have arrived here, I may as well take the opertunity to make a disclaimer...... I'm aware of how you brought Fa Si to enlightenment, you have effectively made Fa Si worthy of being the barer of being the Pearl's protector.... However, there is a catch. She has to be sublimented with a new test, cause she was meant to find that enlightenment on her own."
 * Fa Si: "D'oh?!"
 * Bizi: "Figures."
 * Wuli: "But, to offer fairness, how's this? Stop this "Lord of Sharks" from succeeding with his madness, without having to feed his self-destructive desires, then Fa Si shall assend."
 * Icky: "So, basicly, we have to basicly do what we are already doing, but NOT kill the guy?"
 * Wuli: "Yes. His death wish will upset the heavens that the pearl will be tainted by such wasted misuse. The pearl was meant to heal, not assist in self-destruction."
 * Lord Shen: "And, what would exactly happens if he were to be slain after being made younger with the pearl?"
 * Wuli: "..... Then the pearl's power will die as well....."
 * Squidward: "(Sarcasticly) Oh no, a magical pearl that people likely have little knowledge about will lose power."
 * Wuli: ".... Which will also be the end of all living things being able to heal independently."
 * Glass was heard breaking as the group had shocked faces!
 * Icky: "....... (This video)."
 * Wuli: "You see, there was a reason why in anichent times, people's lives were very short compaired to the increased longivity of modern times. Back in the history of this world, people were not capable to heal naterolly on their own. Wounds and injuries stay as they were when they are made, and people became sick from them. Yes, the pearl when in direct contact can restore youth, but it's prime shorce is to allow people to heal naterolly like that of other worlds....."
 * Kolwalski: "...... A pearl..... A shorce of, biological healing and regeneration....... THAT MAKES NO SE........ That makes no se......"
 * Skipper: "Oh no, he's in his Grooka Freakout again."
 * Sandy: "Wait, let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that prior to this pearl's existence, no living thing was able to biologically heal on their own until the pearl shows up?!"
 * Wuli: "Yes."
 * Sandy: "And if Shark Lord dies with that power, it dies too, and every living thing will be at risk of wounds and injuries never healing?!"
 * Wuli: "An unfortunate truth....."
 * Icky: "..... GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMN, WASN'T IT ENOUGH OF A BAD SCENARIO FOR THERE BEING AN OLD SUPER VILLAIN TRYING TO GET HIS YOUTH BACK ENOUGH OF A BAD THING, NOW WE HAVE TO ADD THAT THE VILLAIN IS ACTSELLY SUEASIDEAL AND THAT THE ABILITY TO HEAL IS AT JEOPERTY HERE?!"
 * Squidward: "..... Okay, Merlin, I think we're gonna need you to fix Spongebob's tape, cause NOW we need to learn what Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy were gonna be rewarded with?!"
 * Merlin: Right, then, here we go! (Prepares a spell) Uh... Archimedes, wh-what was that videotape repair spell? (Nudges a sleeping Archimedes)
 * Archimedes: (Yawns) Huh, who, wha-wh-what?
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Oh my f*****g god, are we really doing this now?"
 * Merlin: You know, that, that Magilo business?
 * Archimedes: Videotape? Repair? Magilo? (Thinks about it) Just imagine the videotape repaired, and use the spell to repair it. And now, if you don't mind, I say good day to the lot of you, if you please. (Perches onto an untouched gravestone and goes back to sleep)
 * Icky: "..... WAIT A FREAKING SECOND, MERLIN, YOU WERE DOING FINE IN THE MANY EPISODES PRIOR TO THIS EVENT, WHY DID YOU SUDDENLY NEED TO ASK THE OWL AGAIN?! AND IT HAS TO BE OUTSIDE OF THE "PARTLY AMNISIC" EXCUSE, YOU WERE HANDLING IT FINE REGUARDLESS?!"
 * (Scroopfan): "It's because the lines were written by X. He's, still new at this, he didn't had prior enfluence to those other episodes."
 * (Deadpool): "HEY COME ON, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THE META S****?!"
 * (Scroopfan): "Oh for pete's sake, DEADPOOL-"
 * (Deadpool): "I know, I know, "SHUT UP!" (Shoots himself in the head)"
 * Icky: At least we won't have to deal with HIM for a while.
 * Merlin: All set now, here we go! (Uses his powers to repair the videotape)....
 * Spongebob: "It looks as new as the day I bought it at the young age of 8. (Turns into a TV again and plays the video.)."
 * Fa Si's Mother:... You saved us!
 * Fa Si's Father: How can we repay you?
 * Barnacle Boy: Well, there is one thing...
 * Kowalski: It makes no se... It makes no se...
 * Sam: Dude, get over it, it's metaphysical.
 * Icky: "Wait, we didn't even focused on the video flashback?"
 * (Deadpool): Dude, that's because it's supposed to be a surprise. Do you know ANYTHING about story writing?
 * Icky: "Okay, Deadpool, you are REALLY streaching your camio privilages for THIS story alone, nevermind the rest of the Anthology."
 * (Deadpool): "..... You're not gonna question why I'm back so soon?"
 * Icky: "We all know you can re-generate, it'll be redundent to complain about something we know is already a feature about you."
 * (Deadpool): Look, like I said, if you keep pointing out editorial patterns, you'll bore the audience. Do you really think they give a flipping fin about how the producers make the episode? BOOOOORIIIII-
 * Lord Shen: SHUT UP!!!! (Smacks him straight through the set and through sets of the next stories and even Patchy's set)
 * Patchy: WHOA!!!!

(Later) Yellow Sea Temple Ruins.
 * Shark Lord: (In his new youth, cackles) THIS FEELS AMAZING! I FINALLY GET TO RULE WITH ETERNAL YOUTH! I hope I get to test this especially on those Lodgers and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! I'd gladly beat their weak bones into the ground and piss in their graves.
 * ???: Well, if it's a fight you want... (The Lodgers came in)
 * Dodger: Then it's a fight you'll get!
 * Shark Lord:... Thank GOD, I was worried I wouldn't get to beat your skulls in.
 * Gazelle: Well, your archenemies will likely not fare well, but we will ensure you are beaten.
 * Shark Lord: You are welcome to try! (This music played as they began to fight)
 * While the Lougers proved no real threat, Gazelle and the suited up Spongebob and crew proved to be the real challnage!
 * Shark Lord: "Ya know, with the others being pushovers, I'm kinda glad the rest of you are the only ones to offer a REAL fight! At least this won't end up boring!"
 * Gazelle: "Be warned that this battle can go either way! Your just as likely to lose as we are!"
 * Shark Lord: "I'm a risk-taker! Let's test that claim!" (SpongeBob sped around him with his Quickster super-speed until Shark Lord smacked him into a wall, then he grappled Patrick and used his elastic abilities against the heroes, he caught one of Mermaidman's waterballs and threw it at Squidward, causing him to turn to ash, and he used his natural electroreceptors to locate Sandy even with her invisibility powers, grabbed her barefoot, and began whapping the other heroes with her)
 * Sandy: THIS, IS, EMBARRASSING, HOW, COULD I, OVERLOOK, A SHARK'S, AMPULLAE, OF LORINZINI?!?
 * Shark Lord: Maybe because I beat you into forgetting, sea rat! (Cackles, and the heroes were beaten one-by-one, as he used Sir Hiss and Viper as whips, he grabbed Merlin's beard and covered his face with it, he used Mushu like a flamethrower, he reflected the bullets of the Lodgers with guns as if they were nothing, and he finally responded by pounding the ground in an earth-shattering tremor as it knocked everyone down)... You know, there's a certain sport I excel at!
 * Skipper: And that would be? (As Shark Lord picked him up)
 * Shark Lord: COMPETITIVE BITCH TOSS! (He tosses him into a giant dilapidated monument as it collapsed and the heroes avoided the falling debris)... You think me picking up the Invisible Boatmobile is radical? Check THIS out! (He picks up the Lodgers' Van)
 * Icky: BY DIEHARD'S CROTCH!!!! (He smashed them as much of the Lodge cartoonishly survived the giant explosion)... DAMMIT, AND WE DIDN'T PROPERLY HAVE INSURANCE ON THAT THING!!!
 * Shark Lord: This is AMAZING, I feel like a young strapping lad, beating his meat FURIOUSLY for the first time!
 * Gazelle: (She attacked as he grabbed her Uniter Blade, but the touch of it burned his hand and caused him to scream and let go!)
 * Shark Lord: "YOOOOOOOOOOW?! THE FUCK?! WHY IS THAT THING HOT?!"
 * Gazelle: "The Uniter Blade reckindises and burns evil hands!"
 * Shark Lord: ".... Okay, lession learn. DON'T touch the giant magic key sword- (Gets smacked by Gazelle with the Uniter Blade into a part of the ruins!)"
 * Gazelle: "KEY-BLADE, NOT KEY-SWORD?!"
 * Shark Lord: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!?
 * Gazelle: (She got angry and attacked him as he resisted her attacks, and used many of the Lodgers against her)
 * Po: WOW, THIS SHARK IS DYNAMITE!!!
 * Shifu: Let's just keep going. We can't let him reach a civilized area!
 * Shark Lord: (He got angry, punched his knuckles in his palm, cracked them, and literally ate an isopod)... OH, THAT'S THAT GOOD S***!
 * Gazelle: SpongeBob, by any chance is there a hero in Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's lore like me?
 * SpongeBob: Well, some, yes, and again, he beat them all in a royale. But don't worry. I'm sure we can pull something out of our butts.
 * Shark Lord: AND IT WILL BE MY FIST!!! (He charged as he bulldozed through them yet again, and Gazelle and the suited main heroes were able to hold on against him)
 * Lord Shen: (He takes out his cannons and fired, but they only tickled him as he bent the cannons like they were clay) AHHH!!! (He dodged a back-hand from Shark-Lord)
 * Togemon: NEEDLE SPRAY! (Shark Lord caught the needles and threw them back at her)
 * Garurumon: HOWLING BLASTER! (Shark Lord back-handed the blast of energy like it was nothing)
 * Greymon: NOVA BLAST! (He attacked as Shark Lord resisted it)
 * Shark Lord: WHOO! Like setting your worn sock on fire! Refreshing in these cold waters!
 * Birdramon: METEOR WING! (She uses the attack as he resisted the feathers)
 * Shark Lord: Nice try, you flying fiery penguin!
 * Ikkakumon: HARPOON TORPEDO! (He fired his horn as Shark Lord caught it)
 * Shark Lord: RIGHT BACK AT YOU! (He throws it right back as he dodged)
 * Kabuterimon: ELECTRO SHOCKER! (He attacked as Shark Lord resisted the electricity, but was aggravated)
 * Shark Lord: AHHH!!! MY ELECTRORECEPTORS!!!
 * Kabuterimon:... At least THAT worked!
 * Sandy: You irritated his electroreceptors! Now's our chance! (They all attacked at once, but all they did was get into a 10-seconds' worth of slap-attacks as Shark Lord plowed them all away roaring)
 * Shark Lord: HAH! Nice try, sea donkeys! But again, I am not the most formidable opponent to your idols for NOTHING! My youth makes me unstoppable! I recommend you try harder than THAT! Otherwise, I win, and the sea is MINE!
 * A roar was heard!
 * The temple was seen crumbling as a giant asian sea dragon rose from it!
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "WHO HAS TAINTED THE PURITY OF THE PEARL?!"
 * Shark Lord was seen with the pearl around his neck.
 * Shark Lord: "..... OKAY, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A GIANT ASIAN SEA DRAGON?!"
 * Mermaidman: "Well that's the Yellow Sea Temple's SECONDARY security against intruders. That no one knows what kind of surprises it can hold."
 * Shark Lord: "Well I, DON'T LIKE, SURPRISES?!"
 * Squidward: "Neither does he."
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "YOU?! MORTAL SHARK?! SURRENDER THE PEARL BACK TO IT'S RIGHTFUL HOME NOW, OR SUFFER ANICHENT CHINESE CURSE?!"
 * Shark Lord: "...... Make me!"
 * Barnacleboy: (Dubbed as Stewie) Oh, now you've done it!
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "(ROARS A GREAT WORLD SHATTERING ROAR THAT CAN BE HEARD WITHIN THE NICKALOADIAN UNIVERSE!)"
 * This roar summons an army of jaded terracotta warriors and awaken statue Quilins that roared!
 * Giant Chiense Soldier Armors rose from the ground with giant weapons at ready!
 * Cannons even bigger then Shen's cannons are seen pushed by skelital soldiers!
 * A chiense undead army rose!
 * Then came forth a giant Crab Chiense Warlord rising an asianised Alaskin Bull Worm that roared at the heavens!
 * The Shark Lord's followers dropped their respective jaws!
 * Squidward: "All that...... For a PEARL?!"
 * Asian Mermaid: "Well it was once the property of the emperor of the Yellow Sea at the time, so.... Yeah, he REALLY outdid himself in establishing the pearl's protection."
 * Shark Lord: "..... If I were to go down from this epic fight...... Then I couldn't ask for a MORE BADASS WAY TO END A LEGACY?! (Shark Lord battle cried and charged after the great army of supernaterol forces before him!)"
 * Gazelle: "SHARK LORD, DON'T BE A FOOL?!"
 * ???: Listen to her, Shark Lord. (The heroes' jaws dropped to see that Mermaidman and Barnacleboy were young again)... Because you're OUR business, evil-doer.
 * Shark Lord:... Nooo!!! NONONONONO, I SWEAR IF YOU TWO USED THAT PEARL TO MAKE YOURSELVES YOUNG AND IMMORTAL, I AM GOING TO MURDER- (Realized he couldn't)...... You, clever, bastards.
 * Mermaidman: Actually you're close. This was the favor we asked after defeating Mandarinfish. To ensure that another attempted abuse of the pearl never occurred during an elderly age, case in point, we asked that we'd temporarily become young again to finish the job.
 * Barnacleboy: Of course we forgot about it until SpongeBob told the story again. Age is a jerk.
 * Mr. Krabs: "I can relate."
 * Shark Lord: "Kinda why I was after the Pearl to begin with, honestly."
 * Mermaidman: So the only way your legacy will go down, IS WITH US!! MERMAIDMAN AND BARNACLEBOY, UNIIITE!!! (SpongeBob fangasms comically)
 * Shark Lord:... Ohhhhh bite me in the Alps. (Someone bites him on the butt) YEOW! Not literally!

(Later) The End
 * Potty: Well, at least this was a rip-off of a decent episode.
 * Patchy: In any case, this next legend will focus on the Bikini Bottom Triangle. You remember those little mermaids? Because I sure do. Hehehe...
 * Potty: ".... That giggle unintentionally made you sound perverted."
 * Patchy: "AHEM! Uhhhh.... Sorry if I gave any foul ideas."
 * Potty: Eh, I'm sure most boys thought the same things.
 * Patchy: Well, anyway, on with the story!

Chapter 6: Bikini Bottom Triangle
Krusty Krab. (Later) Road. (Later) Inside the Bermuda Vaccum. (Later) Bikini Bottom Triangle Center Flashback Flashback In a Flashback Past Present Present (Later)
 * Squidward: "Spongebob, I need an order of diet krabby pattys."
 * Spongebob: "You got ya Squidward! Okay Krabby Pattys, it's time to lose that fat!"
 * Spongebob started to make the Krabby Patties do a major work out!
 * Squidward: ".... It almost doesn't surprise me anymore."
 * The Mermiads were seen swimming down the area enjoying the diet krabby patties.
 * A swifty Rockfish looked up with a dumb looking flounder fish.
 * Rockfish: "......Hey, Flatso, I think found the escaped employies!"
 * Flounder (Flatso): "We did? But those ladies weren't wearing any maid outfits, Rocka."
 * Rockfish (Rocka): "..... What?"
 * Flounder: "..... Isn't that what the word Mermaid mean?"
 * The Group were stuck togather.
 * Squidward: "..... Well this is stupid. THERE'S NO ROOM IN HERE?!"
 * ???: I want to make it clear that our budget is not in a decent position for a raise, darling, so you'll have to endure a limited pay for awhile longer. (The heroes approached her as she appears as a lionfish similar to Shark Tale Lola) Please, no complaints, cause I will not hestitate to remind you why I'm the boss if you continue to complain. Also, the lunchtime is shorten for the purpose of encouraged productivity, else that we wouldn't be able to resolve the payment issue, now would we? I'm glad we came to an understanding, darling. (She puts the phone down.) Another issue calmingly resolved, and- (She faced the heroes)..... I, don't think I remember hiring you bunch.....
 * SpongeBob:... YOU'RE the 'Lizzie' person responsible for all this? WOW! What a bod- (She reveils her sharp spines tipped with venom as it startled SpongeBob) YAAAAAA!!! BAD TOUCH!!! I AIN'T HITTING, I'M TAKEN!!!
 * Lionfish (Lizzie): If I was an ill-tempered woman, I'd be screaming my bloodly head off about your preasence.... All the same though, can I ask for that reason of you being here? I was sure outsiders can't even find this operation.
 * Sandy: Lady, your mermaids sucked us here.
 * Lizzie:... (Sighs) Unfortunate. Sadly, I can't afford witnesses here given that our operations aren't.... "Legal", persay.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ye' DO know this ain't the first time we've been here, right?
 * Lizzie: Ohhh, so you were why my proudction back at that certain time was interupted?
 * Squidward:... What?
 * Lizzie: Are you confused? Well, you see, I opened up a secret business ever since.... Alot of misfortunates lead me here.
 * (Lizzie): This island, was where I was exiled since my life in Bass Vegas was, unceramoniously concluded poorly! My family was ranging in the money department. Some were rich, some were poor. Me? I was a great member among them. I was a waitress, singer, and dancer. I was good at it since my days in high school. But... High school, is something I REFUSE to heed to, since a troublemaker though it was no big deal, to get revenge on a bully. That bully, was me! You see, my career was suffering dark times. I was punished with reduced wage, ESPECIALLY because of Bass Vegas' ATROCIOUS politics, AND the fact that women were paid little than men. So, I had no choice but to violate a certain clause in the politics... And be a shameless yet shameful stripper.
 * (SpongeBob): Oohh... Tartar sauce! I'm so sorry!
 * (Lizzie): Don't be! I've earned enough from the mermaids who work for me. That bitchhole fool RUINED my life! She became a NOSEY investigative reporter and journalist for the Bass Vegas Gazette. She utterly tricked me into exposing my stripper life, and flat-out humiliated me!
 * Lizzie: (She kicked down the door) ALRIGHT, YOU BITCH! What right do you have to humiliate me, and ruin my chance to support my family? (The blackmailer turned around)... (Gasps)... Oh, noooo!
 * Blackmailer: That's right! So, after all these years, we're finally even! You KNOW what you did was wrong, Lizzie! Did you REALLY think you wouldn't go unpunished and walk away thinking that it was no big deal? If so, you are DUMBER than you look! You RUINED my adolescence!
 * (Blackmailer): You told me I'd make a good cheerleader, and took me for a special dinner. When the blindfold was off, I was utterly naked in front of the WHOLE school, a penis drawn on my face, and a sign on my saying 'I like d***s'! It was worse then embarrising?! IT'S DOWN RIGHT, THE EMPIFINMY OF HUMILIATION?! (Everyone was laughing as 'HUMILIATION' was heard and she was sobbing)
 * Blackmailer: IT WAS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO! And there was nothing I could do to have you punished! The principals were insensitive, everyone pantsed me to see my crotch and butt, and my dream of being a great news reporter was destroyed forever! I WAS NEARLY RAPED FOR NEPTUNE'S SAKE!!! AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
 * Lizzie: Look, Jaya, that was a long time ago! We've become adults here! I'm sorry for what I did, but that does NOT give you any reason to humiliate me like this! You KNOW why I did this, and they're going to punish me for this!
 * Blackmailer (Jaya): Boo-hoo, you don't like it, you can talk to a reporter!
 * Lizzie:... You BITCH!! (She punched her)
 * Jaya:... You did NOT just do that!
 * Lizzie: YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ME! HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING OVER THE PAST FEW YEARS?!? THAT WAS A PRIVATE MATTER THAT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, AND YOU DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A BRATTY CHILD TO DO THIS TO ME, AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT!
 * Jaya: Well, aren't we the pot calling the kettle black? (Lizzie punched her again) OW! Okay, that's it! SECURITY!!! (They grabbed her)
 * Lizzie: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY YOU GOT REVENGE, YOU PRIVACY VIOLATOR!!! YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, BECAUSE MY FAMILY DOES NOT TAKE THINGS LIKE THIS WELL!!
 * Jaya: P-HAH! You'll be gone by then! And besides, they're a bunch of losers! What're they gonna do, sue me? (That happened later on)
 * Lizzie's Grandfather: You blackmailing scum in the Gazette make me sick... SICK!!!
 * Judge: Jaya Flounder, for the crimes of espionage, blackmail, and media bullying, you are hereby sentenced to life imprisonment! (He slams the hammer)
 * (Lizzie): The ungrateful fool ruined my livelihood and my personhood, because she failed to mature out of mere childhood shenanigans! She forgets that children are naturally cruel until they mature out of it! She was just among those that foolishly didn't mature! And a lot of good her revenge did! Sure, it ruined me, but at least I went down knowing that she was sued by my sympathic grandfather! Now she rots to life in Bass Vegas Ribcage Prison, and good riddance!... But sadly, appearently doing something naughty for survival for a divided family is worthy of banishment appearently!
 * Lizzie: So I took this life of black marketing to support my family. So, if you STILL think that I'm doing harm after all that, then go ahead, lock me up and throw away the key!
 * Sandy:.... Wow, I guess Bikini Bottom isn't the only place with backwords morals.
 * Lizzie: "I mean, don't get me wrong, I know being secretly a stripper is a shocking revolation, but I wouldn't call it worthy of such a social pariah status!"
 * Squidward: "Yeah, sometimes people have no sense of self-restraint! We get that! But still, being upset at a socity WORSE then Bikini Bottom doesn't justify having mermaids use the Bermuda Triangle to steal people's stuff!"
 * Lizzie: Perhaps, but what else is a poor girl to do in being made a pariah thanks to a vengeful childhood enemy?
 * Patrick: ".... She has a good point, guys."
 * Sandy bonks Patrick's head in.
 * Patrick: "(Muffled) Just saying."
 * Spongebob: "But WHY other then that reason?"
 * Lizzie: "Well, I have to be able to establish SOME income if it can't be through my former life for, obvious reasons. I had those mermaids give me a perfect new black market through their singing that, inexplicably operates that large vacuum cleaner. Then thanks to you people, I ended up being crippled of my best ways to operate my secret corperation, Bermuda Currents Incorperated. The best secret corperation in the seven seas.... Give or take the one or so civilised trecnhes."
 * Mr. Krabs: Look miss, we didn't do much of the work! They were always like 'TNOP' until me daughter convinced them to go to the mall and transport all the junk outta here!
 * Lizzie: Yeah, that's Joyce and her friends... Though, you do realise you're not a very good father, right?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Okay, that MAY'VE been bad parenting right there.
 * Squidward: You think?
 * Lizzie: Well, fact of the matter is, it is still your faults by proxy of association with the child who crippled my business. (She harmonizes seductively as it caused the five to be separated)... And as Such, I, Lizzie Currents, have very befitting punishments in mind.
 * Lizzie was over-looking the centrol command as her followers were working.
 * A beaten up Rocka and Flatso came in.
 * Rocka: "BOSS?!..... The Squirl's after yas..... AND SHE'S MAD?!"
 * Lizzie: "(Sighs)..... Never send stupid men to do an intelligent woman's job. I'll deal with that rat myself."

Chapter 7: Rraarg Returns
Patrick's rock. (Later) Middle of Nowhere. (Later) Leven's Colony Flashback, Prehistoric Bikini Bottom Present (Later) (After getting lost and being hunted by Athena, Rascal, and their pups, the heroes reunite) (Later...) Later. Cutaway Present The Other Rraarg's location. (Later)
 * Patrick was snoring as stomps were heard.
 * The Rock house gets lifted off the ground as it showed it was picked up by a smiling Rraarg.
 * Patrick woke up....
 * Patrick: "Huh?..... OH HEY, RRAARG?! You came to visit!"
 * A camefire was seen as Squidward, Patrick, Spongebob, and Rraarg all sat around it.
 * Squidward: "...... Why do I keep getting dragged into things?"
 * Coelacanth Researcher: (He was seen doing some tests)... Hmm... The cells seem pretty active. Amazing. A longer lifespan than before? This substance seems to be QUITE the anomaly. (The heroes arrive)
 * SpongeBob:... Excuse me, sir?
 * Researcher: (He jumped in surprise)... Whew! Thank Neptune! You scared the piss cloud outta me!
 * Squidward: Gross.
 * Researcher: Ahem! How rude of me. I am Leven Berg. Biologist, paleontologist, and everything in the ways of life we don't know about.
 * SpongeBob:... Excuse me?
 * Researcher (Leven): I trust you are here for a reason?
 * Patrick:... Rraarg? (Rraarg came in)
 * Leven:... BY SCOTT!!! A Scleractinianoid fossilius!!! I always knew they were around! (He inspects Rraarg) What a REMARKABLE specimen! The dental work is healthy. The calcic saliva seems rich and active. (Gets on his back, and smells) WHEW! The upper excrement organs seem in working order... (Taps Rraarg)... The exoskeletal structure is stiff but steady... (Reaches inside Rraarg's mouth)... THE CAULDRON STOMACH SEEMS HEALTHY AS WELL!! (Comes out) By Jove! You've actually found a healthy specimen!!! HOW?!?
 * Patrick:... Just found him.
 * Leven:... Could you get into more detail please?
 * Patrick: I dunno.
 * Leven: Sir, do you have ANY idea what this thing is?
 * Patrick: I dunno. Do you?
 * Leven: Yeah. It's a fairly recent addition to the subterra ecosystem. The result of a long-deceased prehistoric coral brought back to life and refreshed biologically into a newly-evolved lifeform. There have been reports of this undocumented species of coral dating back hundreds of years. Nobody has EVER found one. They have fairly-low brain capacity, yet they are VERY elusive, and VERY dangerous when not handled properly.
 * Squidward:... 'Subterra'?
 * Leven: It's what me and my research program call life that have evolved secretly from the surface world to avoid their dangers. I have been documenting many species, including the rare... (Shows a creature like the one SpongeBob and Patrick mistaken Squidward for)... Camoullies.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, that's what Smelly is!
 * Leven:... Smelly?
 * Squidward: Yeah, they mistook me for one of those things after ridiculous circumstance. Even TODAY, he still thinks we were different, because these days, his skull is as thick as a brick wall.
 * Leven:... Right. Anyway, there's also THESE (Shows the Cave Dwellers from Chum Caverns)... The Cavepithecoids.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ain't those from the Chum Caverns?
 * Leven:... I can tell you chaps get around. Well, know that any creatures you encounter like these, are all from subterran evolution. And THIS... (Points at Rraarg) Is among them.
 * (Leven): In their time, this creature's ancestors were walking coral that provided larger reefs mobility that they couldn't. (Rraarg-like creatures were seen moving in herds with reefs on their backs) Like the creature before you, they have digestive chambers that the corals give a share of the food they consume through the holes on their backs, and while some would serve that purpose, others would act as tubes to eliminate waste. But, it was always thought they went extinct when those times ended.
 * Leven: But I just so happened to discover that they have the ability to calcify themselves in times of danger, but they died because of lack of nutrients, yet they were only half-dead, as anything it considers food, or anything nurturing, really, will reawaken it. But whatever made the many other members of it's kind wasn't just food. It was some kind of waste that was the result of fossilized nutrients cooked up from this subterran environment. Until they find those nutrients... (Shows them Rraarg's previous form) This is what the species Scleractinianoid fossilius looks like.
 * Patrick: Hmm... That looks familiar...
 * Leven:... So... I'm guessing you may have something to do with this specimen's birth?
 * Patrick: Let's see... Um... Nope. Nothing.
 * Leven: Oy! (Shows him the waste that created Rraarg) This is the substance used to bring them to life. It was something thought to be poisonous, and in a way, they are. But they are only poisonous to us. To undersea flora, they are a thriving substance filled with the nutrients they need. Observe. Just gotta get this rubber stopper off... (He struggles) Ugh! Why is this so hard to get off?!?
 * Patrick: Rubber stopper?... WAIT!... THAT'S IT!!!... I just remembered I have a rubber stopper collection! Can I have that?
 * Leven: Excuse me?
 * Squidward: Patrick, you're not helping. Whatever this thing came from, I trust it's a good enough home for it?
 * SpongeBob:... Squidward, were you SERIOSLY suggesting we leave Rraarg here?
 * Squidward: Well, he DOES do property damage and stuff. And he's just as stupid as Patrick.
 * Leven: Uh... Sir, the species is known for high-level aggravation. It knows when it's insulted, even IF they have small brains.
 * Squidward: Exactly my point!
 * Leven:... Well, you guys are a LOT of fun. But... I gotta ask, why did you come here, and how did you think to find me?
 * Squidward: Because these nitwits saw me reading a magazine called 'Super-Nerds with too much time on there hands monthly' and saw the article about you being interested in creatures like, this thing!" (Rraarg burped)
 * Patrick: HAH! GOOD ONE, RRAARG!!
 * Leven: I see. Well, any other particular reason?
 * Squidward: Well... Strangely enough, Sandy said she saw another creature like him recently, and suggested we talk to you. She gave us a map to where she said she met you.
 * Leven:... Sandy? OH, the employee of the legendary Treedome Enterprises! It's been a year at best since we last met! You know her?
 * Squidward: Ask SpongeBob. She and him share a bit of a romance.
 * Leven:... A sexual-asexual creature relationship? Pheh, well, that something I never came to expect.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, it wasn't love at first sight, as I saved her from a clam when we first met. I just came to love her as a person who started to get comfortable with her new setting since a 2000 homesickness incident.
 * Leven:... Well... funny thing, creatures like this 'Rraarg' thing, are good at avoiding getting spotted. I, know that seems impossable due to generally being large or clearly being unlike average creatures, but hear me out! They can literally camouflage themselves as part of the reef, especially when they start picking up and providing a home for corals. They are very somewhat semi-sentient, and can come to love sentient life if they can cope with stupidity.
 * Patrick: Heh. I guess-
 * Leven: OH, SNAP, GET DOWN! (Everyone did, as Rraarg panicked and camouflaged himself as part of the reef as some dog-like nudibranch came in)
 * Squidward:... A Nudibranch?
 * Leven: Not just ANY nudibranch! That's Deadweight! One of the now-grown pups of my old pet nudibranch who dumped me when she fell in love with my brother's nudibranch.
 * SpongeBob:... You have a brother?
 * Leven: One who has a rather, different viewing of the creatures. We used to be partners until we separated since he wanted to be more 'inventive' with these discoveries. And by inventive, I mean finding ways for socity to turn these creatures into means in engaging in typical socity woes like control and war!
 * SpongeBob:... Odd... Why does he look familiar?... Oh, wait! He looks like Puffy Fluffy!
 * Leven:... Who?
 * Squidward: Oh, just a monster that got him a possible candidate for being sued for animal cruelty, not to mention theft. He has a pet snail.
 * Leven: WHAT?!? (Deadweight the nudibranch heard that and found them)... Oh... Snap!
 * Squidward:... Nice nudi! (Deadweight snapped at him) AAHH!!
 * Leven: Deadweight does NOT wanna be petted by strangers!
 * SpongeBob: He seems harmless. I mean, that's what Puffy was, right?
 * Leven: YOU IDIOT!!! DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THESE CREATURES?!? They are unstable when it comes to their owners, ESPECIALLY around other pets!
 * SpongeBob: Come on and give me some love, Deadweight! (Deadweight was drooling at the sight of him)
 * Leven:... Are you serious?
 * Squidward: When it comes to listening, he has the attention span of a goldfish.
 * Leven:... A goldfish?
 * Squidward: I learned it's a fish of a different kind of water than this from Sandy. A pet to be precise.
 * SpongeBob: Come here- (Deadweight opened his mouth to reveal his many mouthed tongues) Oh, hello!
 * Squidward: Trust me, he doesn't listen to s***.
 * Leven: Well, how about when he learns they eat sponges?
 * SpongeBob: He's so cu- EATS SPONGES?!? (Deadweight eats his arm as he regrows it and panics away)
 * Leven:... Now that got your attention! They are not good pets to keep around other kinds of pets. They are very unstable in that department. Let's just say, keeping them as a companion to especially snails, is a bad idea. I home the moron who was doing this sort've thing of selling the creatures was punished for such outlandish deedery?!
 * Squidward: "But unfortunately, not before several unlucky saps ended up mauled by them for having other animals."
 * SpongeBob: (Deadweight approached them until Rraarg responded to their danger by roaring, scaring it away with yips)
 * Patrick:... Thanks, Rraarg!
 * Leven:... Uh, I don't think that was a good way to help! It just exposed it's existence to a creature that could do more than communicate to it's owner. Monte is going to know that a Scleractinianoid fossilius is in this subterranean environment. Now, he could be in trouble.
 * Squidward: "(Faceplams) This is what I get for getting involved!"
 * SpongeBob:... I... I guess I owe... Gary an apology, huh?
 * Leven: I suppose you do. Though in all fairness, Gary could've reminded "Puffy Fluffy" of a predatory spieces of snail creatures in the Terragoid world, so, the hostile behavior would have stemed from that.
 * Spongebob: "OH NOW I FEEL REALLY STUPID?!"
 * Squidward: "FEEL?!"
 * Spongebob: "I never meant to put Puffy Fluffy in that kind of situation."
 * Leven and Squidward face-palmed!
 * Spongebob: "Hey, I still got the Sponge-eating thing guys, but, how would you two know Puffy Fluffy couldn't've been different?!"
 * Squidward: "Are you seriously trying to justify that thing?! Let alone the episode in general?"
 * Spongebob: "Well, no. (A familier green silluette was watching from afar) Even if Puffy Fluffy did try to eat me, which I must state that I'm not in denial of, I could've taught him not to. I could've introdused him to krabby patties like I did with Mystery!"
 * Leven: "Mystery?"
 * Squidward/Patrick: "Don't ask."
 * Spongebob: "I could've came to understand him like he would understood me!"
 * Leven: "Well, it's, not that it's not within the realm of possability, but, predatory creatures are RARELY capable to resist biological urges! Puffy Fluffy would have to be a biological aberition to NOT want to eat a Sponge?!"
 * Spongebob: "You may be a doctor who knows this kind of stuff, but life is NOT something for you to write down on a piece of paper?! No one individual being or creature is the same! The greatest thing about nature is, no one can predict or truely understand it! Not even fancy smahcny exberts like you?!"
 * Leven: ".... You have passion in your heart and I respect that. But now's not a time to worry about now irrelivent events. We have to worry about my brother and his aims for Rraarg!"
 * The Group ran off with Rraarg.
 * The silluette was seen to be the small cutsy verison of Puffy Fluffy, looking sad and sheding some tears, touched by Spongebob's words.
 * SpongeBob: GUYS! Oh, thank Neptune!
 * Patrick: Well, we're back together! (Suddenly, growling was heard as the entire pack of nudibranches found them as they screamed like girls and were cornered to a rock as they prepared to attack them, until a familiar nudibranch roar was heard behind them as Puffy Fluffy came in with a new form similar to theirs)
 * Squidward: What the-? A wild nudibranch?
 * SpongeBob:... Wait... I recognize... PUFFY FLUFFY?!? IS THAT YOU?!? (The nudibranches roared at Puffy Fluffy as he attacked them)...
 * Squidward:... Yep, I'm insane! That beast that almost killed Gary and a blind SpongeBob is saving us!
 * SpongeBob:... I'm starting to think there was more to Puffy Fluffy than I now take him credit for!
 * Squidward: Bulls***! It's clear he's here to steal the meat! (Puffy Fluffy signaled them to get out)... And NOW it's trying to play innocent!
 * SpongeBob: Just shut up and let's get out of here! (They did so as Puffy Fluffy continued fighting them)
 * Monte: (As he was tying up Rraarg, cackling) At last! The rare Scleractinianoid fossilius, ready to finally be seen to the public! Your species has been unseen for TOO long, and there are SO many scientists who want to study you, AND find good use for you! (Rraarg growled at him)... Don't gimme that! I'm simply doing your species a favor. We'll ensure you're a protected species. The whole world deserves to know! If you think it's wrong to do this, then you really ARE dimwitted! (Rraarg tried to break free in response, but the restraints kept him from doing so)... Alright! Time to get this behemoth to the surface! Today, I make history! I, MAKE, MILLIONS! (Suddenly, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward came out of the grove)
 * Squidward:... Ouch!
 * Monte: WHAT?!? STILL ALIVE?!?
 * SpongeBob: That's right! Let's just say we had help even WE didn't expect, and leave it at that!
 * Monte: (Gets a gun) Back away! This beast is MINE, and his species has been unseen for too long.
 * Patrick: He's NOT yours! And you just want this for your own selfish greed!
 * Monte: It's progress, my dim-witted friend! Progress! Given your dense mind, you wouldn't understand!
 * SpongeBob: Let Rraarg go!
 * Monte: Why don't you come over here and make me? (He points his gun at them) That is if you're willing to take a bullet to the head!
 * SpongeBob: Dude, I'm a sponge. I'm essentially an absorbent meat shield. Bullets are like a person poking a hole in clay.
 * Monte: Wanna bet? (He fired as it went through him and he regenerated, taking it all until he ran out of bullets, and threw the gun at SpongeBob, knocking him out, as the other two attacked)
 * Patrick: NOBODY HURTS MY FRIEND! (He punched as Monte grabbed his fist)
 * Monte: Impressive! (He punched him with his own fist, and kicked him away) I've gotten used to the beatings of other larger creatures in my time here.
 * Squidward: Well... I guess I should finally make ACTUAL good use with the karate I learned. (He did so as Monte avoided him, and brawled him down)
 * Monte: I have to admit, you all are bigger pains in the neck than I ever imagined! I consider myself a guy with a hide as thick as steel, it takes a LOT to get under my skin. But congratulations, idiots! For once in your moronic lives, you just won a solid-gold kewpie doll! (He got his gun and reloaded it) Say goodbye! (Suddenly, growls were heard behind him as he saw his pet nudibranch family alongside Puffy Fluffy)... What? ATHENA?!? RASCAL?!? WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!? (They made noises)... USED YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob:... Huh? I guess Puffy Fluffy knew about this whole shebang before us.
 * Monte: THAT IS NOT TRUE! You falling in love with my pet was just a coincidence, and I didn't expect you to dump Leven for me! You left him because you didn't wanna leave Rascal behind! I remember that all too well! It was NOT a means to manipulate you!
 * Squidward:... To be fair, I think you made it SOUND like it in later years. In fact, we heard recordings of you saying that to Leven as a way to tease him!
 * Monte:... THAT WAS A LIE! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! (The nudibranches made sounds that sounded like "EDDD?", and then chuckling as they approached him) No, no, please, lemme explain! You don't understand! It was a joke! NO, NO, NOOOOO- (They attacked him as shadows of it were seen on a rock)
 * Leven: "OH MY! Oh that's going to be a NIGHTMARE to explain to mother!"
 * Monte is surprisingly still alive, if as a still intact head on a skelital body as he was cuffed by the officers.
 * Monte: "But officers, please, I just uncovered a new spieces!"
 * Cop 1: "Ya mean the Krusty Krabs' Ice monster? PUH-LEASE! Everyone already knows he exists!"
 * Monte: "I MEANT IN TERMS OF HIS SPIECES?!"
 * Cop 2: "Ohhh, you mean that OTHER Rraarg, but a girl? Everyone has already seen that thing from a mile away. The creatures are not THAT new!"
 * Monte: "But, but, but! My dreams to make these creatures the pinical of biological weapons!"
 * Cop 3: "Plans to use living things as weapons huh? That's aniaml abuse, buddy! We'll take that as a confession!"
 * Monte: "(Starts crying)! MY FUTURE?! MY NOBEL PRIZE?! (CRIES?!)"
 * Monte was tossed into the wagon as it drove off!
 * Leven: "(Sighs), I hope mother can cope with Monte's, current predicterment."
 * Patrick: "Wait..... Did that cop said something about a girl Rraarg?"
 * Squidward: "Oh I'm sure that flatfoot got the gender wrong."
 * Leven: "But.... It wouldn't hurt to make sure."
 * SpongeBob But first... (Sees a hiding Puffy Fluffy)... I need to tie up a loose end. (He approaches Puffy Fluffy)... Puffy Fluffy?... I... I just wanna thank you for saving us. If it wasn't for you, we would've been nudibranch chow. (Puffy Fluffy was still scared)... It's alright. If you think I hate you after what you did to Gary, I... I just wanna say, I don't. In fact, I should be thanking you. If you hadn't shown up coincidentally, I wouldn't have ended up realizing that Gary was in need for some owner bonding time, and know him a little better.
 * Squidward: Hey, you essentially blamed him for something he didn't do, and punished him by taking him wherever he went, depriving him of his time alone. That does NOT excuse it, and it sure as hell does NOT shut up those who said you were awful at that time! All it did was show you ARE an irresponsible pet owner.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, it would NOT be the first time I ignored Gary's problems! I forgot to feed him and he ran away one time!
 * Squidward: Hey, him being nearly eaten by a monster is FAR worse than neglect! It's animal cruelty!
 * SpongeBob: (Growls) ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'M SAYING THIS ONLY ONCE: I, CARE, FOR GARY, WITH ALL MY HEART! All that s***, was only my typical stupidity, and it was done, FOR HIM!!!
 * Squidward: THE MONSTER WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU CONSUMING GARY, AND YOU WERE SCOLDING GARY FOR ATTACKING HIM!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I THOUGHT THEY WERE PLAYING AND THEY LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME THAT ENDED UP IN VIOLENCE!!!
 * Squidward: GARY WAS PLAYING WITH A BEAST THAT NEARLY ATE YOU?!? BULLS***!
 * SpongeBob: I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A GROWTH SPURT!
 * Squidward: GROWTH SPURT?!? IT WAS A GIANT BEAST WITH FOUR MOUTHED TONGUES, SHARP ROCK-LIKE TEETH, MONSTROUS ARMS, AND FRIGHTENING EYES!!!
 * SpongeBob: I didn't know ANYTHING about this species, and I thought him spending time with Gary would help me learn, okay?!?
 * Squidward: YOU JUST STOLE IT FROM THE SELLER WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A SECOND THOUGHT OR A CHANCE TO LISTEN!!!
 * SpongeBob: I THOUGHT IT WOULD-
 * Squidward: OKAY, STOP! You really ARE justifying your actions for that awful episode! You were flat out NEGLECTFULLY ENDANGERING YOUR OWN PET SNAIL'S LIFE WITHOUT SO MUCH AS AN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF IT'S OWN ACTIONS!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE A PET AFTER THAT!
 * SpongeBob: (He was hurt by that at first, but then got angry)... You know something, Squidward? It's clear you don't see the big picture here. I care about Gary with all my heart. If I DID see him in danger, I WOULD'VE helped him. I just didn't interpret it that way, and I should have! That much I cannot sugarcoat! But I am NOT a malevolent person! NOT AT ALL! I just had to do something for Gary, and I was blinded by that, I couldn't think straight. If you think I don't deserve him after all that, then you should be ASHAMED of yourself! As this adventure started, I was starting to think nudibranches were just monstrous rascals and not very good pets! But after how Puffy Fluffy just SAVED UR LIVES?!? I was ALL TOO WRONG! If you think he's still a monster after ALL that, then you should be MORE ashamed of yourself, and you owe him an apology more than I do!
 * Squidward: I am NOT apologizing just because it saved us! If I should be sorry for anything regarding it, it's that it made me feel sorry for Gary! It made me hate you more, so if you tell me to apologize for it, I SAY NO! (Athena, Rascal, and their family growled at him in response to that)
 * SpongeBob:... I can see SOMEONE agrees with me!
 * Squidward: Oh, don't think I'm leaving YOU mutts off the hook either! You almost killed us, AND you fell for Monte's schemes when it was obvious a mile away!
 * Leven: Uh, Squidward, are you HONESTLY going to argue to them when they can kill you?
 * Squidward: You don't think I know that? You don't think I'm totally screwed? Sometimes I contemplate ending my life many times, if not on the occasional canon scene, and at this point, pain is something I've gotten used to, let alone live with! These beasts can't hurt me anymore than every moron, pedestrian, blind critic, karma trip, torture porn, or even the f*****g rotten government of Bikini Bottom ever have! So yeah, even if I DO survive this, it's all worth it! So, I'm STILL not apologizing!
 * SpongeBob:... I'm sorry!
 * Squidward: Wha-? Wait a minute, you're not gonna give me the strawman punishment are you?! Cause if so, pardon me for having an opinion!
 * Spongebob: "That's not what I'm saying sorry for."
 * Squidward: "AND ANOTHER THING- (Record Scratch)....... Wha?"
 * SpongeBob:... I'm sorry for what I did to you! I mean, for everything I did to you! I admit, I may've done bad things, but that was just me having innocent fun.
 * Squidward: YOU GOT ME SENTENCED TO COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR LIFE EVERY SUNDAY!!!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, I asked them to drop the charges when I realized the full story!
 * Squidward: YOU GOT ME SENTENCED TO BOATING SCHOOL, WITH YOU!
 * SpongeBob: Hey, that was just an accident, and I was bored!
 * Squidward: ANNOYING ME, IS FUN?!?
 * SpongeBob: NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! I simply wanted someone to talk to, and when I heard you breathing, I decided to talk.
 * Squidward: YOU GOT ME KICKED OUT OF THE CEPHALOPOD LODGE, AND STABBED ME IN THE BACK WHEN YOU MANAGED TO GET ME BACK IN!
 * SpongeBob: Okay, 1: EXCUSE ME FOR BEING CURIOUS!
 * Icky: (Suddenly shows up with a diving suit) Yeah, as Mr. Enter would say, it's not exactly your business, EVEN if it was odd to you.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, I was RESPECTING his space as best as I can! I didn't expect them to just kick him out! Also, ICKY, GET OUT OF HERE, THIS ISN'T A STORY WHERE THE ENTIRE LOUGERS GET INVOLVED?!"
 * Icky: "I'm just saying, bro. (Poofs)."
 * Squidward: Bulls***! And how do you excuse stabbing me in the back by revealing yourself too early?
 * SpongeBob: To be honest... It was Patrick's idea!
 * Squidward: And how do you explain your act of stalking me like a nosey d***weed when I was going to my choir?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, so I don't have a right to be curious?
 * Squidward: I meant more like that you DON'T have the right to stalk me! Curiousity BARELY excuses it!
 * SpongeBob: I was observing and testing for myself!
 * Squidward: Whatever! Now, what about the time you never noticed I WASN'T a... What was it called?
 * Leven: Camoullie?
 * Squidward: Yeah, that! Yeah, what they somehow had was AWESOME, while it lasted, but you idiots didn't even know I was missing, and there was a freakazoid that sounded like me, acted like me, and had my mannerisms!
 * SpongeBob: Look, we realized it after we left!
 * Squidward: HAH! Thanks for remembering, TOO LATE! And what about when you stole my identity with Squid Wood? Oh, and SPEAKING OF WHICH-
 * SpongeBob: I KNOW what you're gonna say, so DO NOT GO BRINGING EVERYONE INTO BIKINI BOTTOM INTO THIS! This is about the both of us! I had NO intention of letting that happen to you! I just wanted you to step out of your comfort zone and play with me, and hoped for the best you'd come to see how it felt when you saw me and the puppet.
 * Squidward: Oh, don't bring everyone into this? What part of 'being hurt by everyone around me' don't you understand? You, Patrick, and everyone else treats me like Meg in Family Guy! Something to just have fun with! The critics pan my work like they can't see art right in front of their damn eyes, everyone acts like complete idiots, everyone hates my talents, and I don't care if my clarinet-playing is so bad it causes animals to die, you support me in my dreams and yet ruin them every once in a while, and it may be because your abuse injured me into rotten clarinet playing somewhere along the way. If anyone should be sorry for THAT, it should be EVERYONE, and not just you!
 * Patrick:... I'm sorry, too, then!
 * Squidward: I'm not buying it! You're stupid through and through, so you probably don't know what you're saying!
 * Patrick: I mean every word, Squidward! Just because I'm dumb, even if I AM knowledgeable of it, it doesn't mean I can't see drama with my very eyes.
 * Squidward: Oh, really? Then justify eating my ticket for Kelpie G's concert, THEN ate me and SpongeBob's backstage passes, with no first or second thoughts? And, how did you get in for that matter? At this point, I'll be as digusted as Mr. Enter was if you DID poop out the tickets AND passes.
 * Patrick: I was eating a Krabby Patty, and had no intention of swallowing the ticket that was shoved in my mouth.
 * Squidward: HAH! And the backstage passes you ate and walked away afterward with no care about what you just reaped on us?
 * Patrick: Like I said, even IF I knew I wasn't stupid, sometimes my memory is scrambled, to where I think that the ticket and anything else similar to it looked delicious.
 * Squidward: That sounds like sociopathic words, good sir! You sound like you get to know people, only to harm them later. Maybe making friends with SpongeBob was only because of similarities after he moved here when a pineapple FELL ON MY F*****G FAVORITE GARDEN!!! Heck, before SpongeBob even showed up, you were the worst person to be in my life. Even moving away was impossible, because I was told I couldn't move because of annoying neighbors. And you KNOW lying about the reason is conspiracy and therefor a punishable offense, so I brought up opposite day to trick you into behaving normally.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, that was too clear when you CAME AT US WITH A BULLDOZER!!!
 * Squidward: (Chasing them with said bulldozer, dubbed as Nostalgia Critic) Ahahahahahahahaha! A bulldozer! I'm driving a bulldozer! Ahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! I just thought of a joke I saw on "The Munsters." Ahahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahaha! Oh, no! I'm out of the manic stage and into the depressing stage! (sobs briefly) Oh! There's the manic again! Ahahahahahahahahahaha!
 * Patrick: Look, we're saying sorry here! Everything we did wrong, we're trying to explain ourselves, is that not enough for you?
 * Squidward: As Mr. Enter would say, That's a little too little too late! You had your chance, but like Whiskers, I don't think you mean it when you say you're sorry, because YOU HARM ME AGAIN ANYWAY!!! I don't feel like I can trust you with my life anymore! So unless you can give me a BETTER reason, then I'm not saying anything!
 * SpongeBob:... Alright! NOW we're gonna give you the strawman punishment!
 * Spongebob slashes Squidward in Steak Sauce.
 * Puffy and friends started to get intense by the small of steak sauce!
 * Squidward: "...... I'd complain about this if I have not just realised that I more or less deserved this for being a strawman."
 * Squidward comically ran away as Puffy and the pack chased him!
 * Leven: "Wow..... Don't ya think that was abit to extreme?"
 * SpongeBob: Maybe so, but it's the only way he'll learn.
 * Leven:... Eh, true. If my brother managed to survive that, Squidward will be fine as well..... Eventually.

Chapter 8: Weresquirrel
Sandy's dome. (Later) A picnic range. (Later) Aftermath of Weresquirrel Attack Elsewhere... Chum Bucket Treedome Chum Bucket Flashback Present Chum Bucket (Later) Jellyfish Caves (Later...) Waterfall-Fed Area (Later)
 * Sandy was seen asleep.
 * Sandy was starting to act up in her sleep as she slowly shapeswifts.
 * Two young lovers were seen romanticly sharing an under-sea hotdog.
 * Squidward: WHAT WAS THAT THING THAT WAS ATTACKING US?!?
 * Patrick: Looked like an overinflated Sandy doll.
 * SpongeBob: (Sees the fur)... I... I think it WAS Sandy.
 * Patrick: PBBT! That's silly!
 * Squidward: Same suit? Same hair color? Same voice, only a little obscured?
 * SpongeBob: Well... What the BARNACLE happened to her?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know, but who knows what did?
 * Patrick: I know! It's not like we have ANOTHER scientist who can find out the cause or something!
 * Plankton: (He burst in with a Plankton mech) I'M BACK, B****ES!!! GIVE ME THE FORMULA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... (They looked at each other)
 * Plankton:... Dear Neptune, what happened here?... Oh, I swear, it wasn't me!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Plankton, you think you can offer your services?
 * Plankton: Gimme the formula, and we have a deal!
 * Mr. Krabs: No!
 * Plankton: Blast, worth a shot!
 * Patrick: Besides, don't you ALREADY know it since the 2004 movie?
 * Squidward: I think that was retconned.
 * Plankton: Duh it was! I STILL know it. But, let's be honest, I NEED the formula in the bottle, otherwise, I can't sell it.
 * Patrick: Can't you just rewrite it with your knowledge?
 * Squidward: I'm pretty sure that's illegal. What do you think the term 'duplication of this product is punishable by law' means, genius?
 * Patrick: And what if the original is destroyed?
 * Squidward: Then that's remade.
 * Patrick: But isn't it illegal like you just said?
 * Squidward: (He face-palms himself) You are a f*****g idiot!
 * Plankton: Okay, okay, enough! What the hell happened here?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy turned into a giant monster. We need help.
 * Plankton:... Well... I dunno. Do you have a sample?
 * SpongeBob: I have this hair.
 * Plankton: I mean, something which can show the affliction itself, like blood or something.
 * Patrick: "Well she kinda drooled on me. Is that good?"
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes. Gross, but it helps.
 * Plankton:... HOW THE F*** CAN SHE DROOL ON YOU WITH A HELMET ON?!?
 * Patrick: Because, cartoon logic, I don't remember.
 * Plankton: (Sighs) Why am I asking an idiot? Just allow me to get a sample of that. But know that I still expect something else in return. If not the formula, then something else.
 * Mr. Krabs: As long as it's not evil, or something that will ensure you get the formula.
 * Plankton: Oh, I assure you, you won't be disappointed! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... Will we not? Because that evil laugh seems suspicious.
 * Plankton: Just shut up and lemme do your favor.
 * What appears to be a hunter's room was seen.
 * TV: "In recent news, what looks like an over-inflated sandy doll has been rampaging the entire city and attacking it's citizens! The Mayor has announced that $100 gazillion will be happlessly granted to anyone that can save us from the monster. Any method, even inhumane ones, are acceptable."
 * The TV was being viewed by someone being obscure by a chear enjoying a drink. Another hand reaches for the phone.
 * Voice: "(Sofisicated British Tone) Hello, can I speak to the mayor? Yes, I'll hold. I have all the time in the world. (The KaBLAM theme played)."
 * The TV: "Exberts are still trying to desiver what attacked us, but said that it is likely some kind of mutanted mammel or a prehistoric reminant that escaped from some horrorable prehistoric world. Either way, this town needs a savior."
 * Voice: "And a sav-ior you'll soon enough get. Although, mainly because your Mammelian beast is of interest to one of the greatest hunters in the ocean."
 * Mayor's voice: "Hello? Who's this?"
 * Voice: "Ahh yes, hello mayor. I was watching the news and I couldn't help but to notice that you seem to be suffering from a rouge beast problem."
 * Mayor's voice: "Understatement of the centaury! I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to visit Bikini Bottom at this time, I-"
 * Voice: "Oh don't worry mayor, far from it. I've been following this one for a while. I didn't knew about the Krusty Krab attack until it was too late. But rest assure, it will NOT get another drop on me. Now that you know, you will also know there is one who is after it. (The figure gets up and walks to a gun cabinet) Why, the prospect of a beast attack actselly attracts me to your little town. You see, I am one of the ocean's finest hunters, and with my only reward of the monster's death and the rights to it's head, I can take care of that beast for you.... For free. After all, I am already handsomely rich and well funded, it's really no trouble."
 * Mayor Voice: "Oh thank you! Bikini Bottom will be in your dept!"
 * Voice: "Oh no need for that. That monstrosity's head over my fireplace is more then reward enough. And even though I would ordenarly avoid your cesspool of a town, no offence by the way, even that fallen shample of a socity deserves better then that beast. As for the rest?... Well, it COULD make a decent coat."
 * Mayor Voice: "Yeah, I know, Bikini Bottom has seen better days. If you can show up quick enough, consider that monster yours!"
 * Voice: "Oh as a matter of fact, mayor, (Takes a gun out and reveils himself to be a Lacetfish dressed in british hunter garb).... I'm already getting set for the hunt. A hunt that I, Lacet Huntington, shall turn your monster into my prey. The next time it will be seen, it'll have more holes than a Nematode hive!"
 * Lancet started to laugh maniacly and laugh loudly as his laughter echoed!
 * Plankton was doing science stuff.
 * SpongeBob: (They looked into the sample, as a kind of bacteria was seen)... What kind of bacteria is this?
 * Karen: I have analyzed the species. Myobulgococcus stressius. A rare muscle infection that causes the muscles to go into overdrive, increase blood pressure and adrenaline rushes, hype up energy and metabolism, and essentially increase muscle mass. People who have been infected with this disease have often died of various results, whether it be muscle strain or failure, heart failure, heart attacks, or just the classic case of the heart or muscles exploding.
 * SpongeBob: Ew!
 * Karen: Yeah! Ew!
 * Plankton: Would you happen to know how Sandy gained this illness?
 * SpongeBob:... Well, we WERE in Goo Lagoon fairly recently, and she was once again out of her suit, but not before another competition which she won second place.
 * Karen:... Sometimes, being in the water, and being fairly exposed can be risky. Especially when there's openings that infections can enter. Did Sandy ever have any protections?
 * SpongeBob: My best guess is that she's never heard of this infection.
 * Karen: That is a possibility. It is a hardly-known disease, and again, VERY rare. It feeds on adrenaline and sugars until there is nothing left to feed off of. Sandy must've gotten the illness, and didn't even know it, even when she was suffering the effects of increased energy and activity.
 * Squidward: "So your saying she's now a mutant?"
 * Karen: "Well not nessersarly. You people know of Werewolves?"
 * Patrick: "But Sandy's a squirl. Wouldn't you have to be a dog to be a wolf?"
 * Karen: "Not digifiving that with a respondse. Well, it may be possable that the infection awakened a gene within it that was long deactivated by years of evolution, and expelled a genetic waste that causes adverse affects to her psyche. You see, Goo Lagoon has had more than just super goo layers and several others. It is said that it had some kind of black primordial soup that, if the conditions are right, can cause cells like single-celled bacteria to improve themselves and, if with a host, can mean serious consequences for them as well. In this case, what you just saw."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well how come it never affected us when we swim in the Lagoon?"
 * Karen: "First off, again, it's a rare process, as the soup hasn't been seen in eons and can be cleverly hidden. Secondly, sea creatures swim in those goo waters all the time to the point it can't affect them anyway more as they have gotten so used to them since their apparent origin in the Precambrian. Sandy, being a highly evolved creature on the land, obviously doesn't enjoy such an immunity, and the soup reacted to her fairly-new biology, and when combined with the muscle infection, which is not a goo-borne infection, but a water-borne one, the results usually aren't pretty."
 * Squidward: "But wait! Sandy has entered the Lagoon once or twice! How come this is becoming a problem now."
 * Karen: "In being rare, it is also a slow, deceptive and quiet process. When she's wearing the suit, it offers enough protection. But since the infection is rare, it's taken until now to find an exposed spot on her. Getting out of the suit can refresh one from the land, but it can also lead to risks. Sandy no doubt had a lot of those since she started getting out of the suit, but when it comes to infections she's never heard of, she allowed the soup's genetic material to react to the infection, and BOOM! It isn't as blatant as if you were infected with Botfly Larva, but just as nasty."
 * Patrick: "Oh it can't be THAT bad."
 * Karen: Well... Primordial material are merely half-strangers to bacteria. They CAN get a TINY bit curious, and when the reaction commences, the byproducts of such reaction, CAN be damaging to the infection's host. In this case... (Analyzes)... The genetic waste resulting from expelled excess nucleoids can cause adverse effects to things like the mind. The rest... Well... You can figure out from there.
 * SpongeBob:... So... The mixture of these two factors, is turning her into this monster?
 * Karen: In a way, yes. There is STILL an ounce of her mind left. You can still communicate with her if you have the chance. But it's not exactly as simple as getting a tea party togather. She basicly reverted back to a creature of instinct. You'll have to play by those rules.
 * SpongeBob:... Can you make a cure?
 * Karen: Well, we can try. Since this is a rare infection, looking for a cure will not be easy. Until then, you need to ensure that Sandy, in her 'Were-Squirrel' form, is safe from harm.
 * Squidward:... I think it may be too late for that. Check out the TV. (They saw the news)
 * Realistic Fish-Head: FLASH! Terror has broke out in the street in news that there is a giant monsterous squirrel wreaking havoc in Bikini Bottom. We have no leads as to what this thing came from, but we have been assured that we can find the cause soon enough.
 * SpongeBob: So much for fixing this quietly.
 * Squidward: Oh, sure, as if THIS was gonna be a secret. Moron. What I find odd is that they don't even know what it is. I mean, COME ON, they CANNOT be this stupid.
 * Plankton: Says the guy whose identity was stolen by a Squidward puppet by complete idiots who cannot see the real thing in front of them. I swear, it's reasons like THIS that I wanna take over this pitiful town.
 * Squidward: Yeah, but at least they couldn't be stupid enough to go into this without a proper investigation-
 * Realistic Fish-Head: Authorities are taking the utmost caution to eliminate this threat. People HAVE connected this to Ms. Cheeks, the local Treedome Enterprises worker, but no evidence has proved that's the case.
 * Squidward:... Are you kidding me?
 * Realistic Fish-Head: No, we are not kidding. Miss Sandy Cheeks has last been seen at the Treedome just 5 minutes ago. She was sound asleep, wet, and was beat from a whole day of workout.
 * Squidward:... Yeah, they aren't gonna be of help. But at least they can figure it out within a proper investiga-
 * Realistic Fish-Head: With the previous alibi debunked, authorities are taking full force and precautions to eliminate this threat. (S.W.A.T forces were seen arming themselves)
 * SpongeBob: Uh-ohh!
 * Realistic Fish-Head: But if they cannot be of help, The Mayor has gotten word that there is someone seeking to eliminate the threat. We take you to Perch Perkins coming to you live at the scene of the last crime.
 * Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here. I am here with, you're not gonna believe this, the Pacific Ocean's top game hunting legend himself, Lancet Kelly Hunting.
 * Lancet: Well, it used to be Huntington, and I do prefer the name, but only by higher people. I chose the 'Hunting' last name to sound much cooler. Anyway, I assure you, this is the BEST game challenge I will ever have. A Were-Squirrel? The possibilities are impossible to resist. Trust me. By the next time you see me on the screen, I will have this beast's head on display, and I shall be wearing it's hide as a coat. And EVERYONE will SCREAM in rejoice, when I, Lancet Hunting, free another town, from another monstrous force.
 * Perch Perkins: You heard it here, folks. We will sleep safely tonight thanks to this brave courageous savior. Back to you, Fishhead!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well... Fu-
 * Spongebob started to blabber out of control!
 * Patrick: "..... Spongebob, you okay?"
 * Squidward: "He's twitching and blabbing like an even bigger idiot, alcourse he's not fin-"
 * Spongebob screams out of control and regresses into going SpongeGar on everyone as he freaks out and wrecks Plankton's lab!
 * Plankton: "HEY?! STOP MENTALLY REGRESSING INTO A PRIMITIVE SAVAGE AND WRECKING MY LAB, OR I'LL PUT YOUR BRAIN BACK INTO THE ROBOT CHIEF?!"
 * Spongebob breaks the Robot Chief.
 * Plnakton: "..... Barnicles."
 * Spongebob savagely screams as he pulls out exspearimental micropes and eats them like the worms!
 * Plankton: "NO NO NO STOP?! THAT'S DR. BLOWHOLE'S EXSPEARIMENTAL SUPER-SOLDIER SPERM?! HE'S BEEN WORKING ON THAT FOR WEEKS FOR THE LEAGE AND ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF IT WHILE HE'S AWAY ON SUPER-VILLAIN CON?!"
 * Squidward: "And WHY are you holding Super Soldier Sperm?"
 * Plankton: "..... Aw, nuts. Well ya see, Blowhole was exspearimenting with the idea of making super soldiers through birth by turning slaves into super soldiers and make them do the, HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA, if ya know what I mean, (Nervious Laughter)."
 * Squidward: "Well why the dirty barnicles does he need to do that when he ALREADY made the inital super soldiers?!"
 * Plankton: How should I know?!? ASK BLOW-F*****G-HOLE!! But, yeah, expect this guy to be in a LOTTA s- (SpongeBob went straight back to his normal form)
 * SpongeBob:... What just happened?
 * Plankton:... Or, it just evolves him back to his normal self.
 * Squidward: Thank God! I thought this was gonna get uglier than before.
 * SpongeBob: F**************************************************************!!! SANDY'S IN DANGER!!!
 * Karen: Idiot, she's been found at her Treedome. Just go over there and check on her. Maybe you can let her know what's going on.
 * Patrick: Wouldn't that be a fake to trick these guys?
 * Squidward: If that were true, then everyone would've KNOWN Sandy was the monster. Which, in their retarded-ass minds, they don't. Not even this Lancet f****r! It's DEFINITELY Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: Then we've GOT to warn her! Plankton? You have a teleporter?
 * Mr. Krabs: I think he still has the one he tried to use to teleport the formuler here with help from Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: AND IT SHARES A CONNECTION TO HER TREEDOME!! GOOD IDEA, MR. KRABS!
 * Plankton: Well, go knock yourself out.
 * Sandy: (She was still beat in her bed, and dripping, as she woke up, and yawned)... What... Wow... I feel like horse-s***! What happened last night? Why am I all wet? And why... Why do I have a few wounds on me? Why am I all fuzzed up and frazzled?... Wow. I guess I got pretty hyped up by all them juices.
 * SpongeBob: (They were teleported there in gaseous form) SANDY!
 * Sandy: AAHH!! (She fell over)
 * SpongeBob:... Oh, thank God, it isn't a fake!
 * Sandy:... SpongeBob? What're ya' talking about?
 * SpongeBob:... Sandy, brace yourself! I think you may've gotten infected with some muscle infection, and some freaky evolution goop made it turn you into a monster.
 * Sandy:... What in the name of Davy Crockett's raccoon hat are you talking about?!? Is that some kinda made-up science you used to impress me since our last Goo Lagoon trip? God, let's hope it ain't some silly gross fanfiction you read on the Internet.
 * Squidward: No, it's not a joke. You've got a muscle disease, and with this gooey stuff, it's making you a monster, that's gonna be hunted down by the S.W.A.T team and this crazy hunter lancetfish.
 * Sandy:... (Laughs) Okay, seriously, what's going on here? I felt like I was having one of those freaky dreams that makes you feel like you came out of a pile of manure.
 * Squidward:... WHAT PART OF THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE?!?
 * Sandy: Well first off, whaddiya mean by 'gooey stuff'? Second, how does it relate to a muscle infection? Third, are people here REALLY this stupid to not know it's me if that WERE true? Fourth, I've never heard of a muscle disease, let alone a few that are not as extreme as your making it up to be. Fifth, if I WAS this freaky monster, I'd drown pretty goshdurn quickly because my helmet's very fragile. And I'd go for number six if it wasn't started to become redunent, as we all know, this is SUPER REDICULIOUS! It's clear you guys are trying to scare me out of realizing that SpongeBob just BANGED me during the night because of the Goo Lagoon trip! (They were all confused)
 * Squidward:... WTF, Sandy?
 * SpongeBob: That doesn't sound like something you'd say. You'd no doubt know something was up, even after you just got up, wet and... (Shivers)... (Snaps out of it), beat. I think it's clear that the stuff the infection's causing is getting to your head.
 * Sandy: WHADDIYA TALKIN' ABOU... I'm... FI... (Chitters and giggles) RIGHT AS RAIN! (She suddenly falls unconscious)...
 * Squidward:... And... She just peed herself. And just so clear, I seen no sign of a cup of lemonaide anywhere.
 * SpongeBob:... Again, Ew! We MIGHT wanna get her to the Chum Bucket.
 * Patrick: Agreed.
 * Squidward: Agreed.
 * Mr. Krabs: Agreed.
 * Patrick picks Sandy up effertlessly as the four proceed to leave.
 * Karen: (As they placed Sandy, still in her swimsuit, inside an air-sealed capsule)... Alright. Since both the illness and the goop thrive in water, we need to have her within the right air-based conditions so she cannot transform again. This WILL allow her to breath, and if she DOES escape, the helmet will be placed on her automatically. But there's more. If she TRIES to escape or struggle, the oxygen levels are programmed to decrease so that it can not only keep her from struggling too much, but weaken the two afflictions' proficiency. They can get well in a normal-oxygenated environment since it can be found in the water, but if there's reduced oxygen, it won't be able to sustain itself. Sandy will be as okay and alive as she can be in there, as long as the illness doesn't have anything to gain from it.
 * SpongeBob:... Seems a tad overkill, doesn't it?
 * Karen: To be fair, a Were-Anything doesn't exactly tend to be trusted in staying in one place with only minor restrictions. You either have to go all the way, or don't bother it with.
 * Squidward: So... Why was she acting like she just had a good high?
 * Karen: Because the animalistic afflictions the byproducts have caused on her have seemed to affect her normal mind as well. It has reduced her common sense, her cognition, her bodily functions, and many other things. Luckily, the afflictions won't go any further than that.
 * SpongeBob: And the cure?
 * Karen: Well, since we have Sandy herself, we can determine the way we can cure her. The problem is that it will take a few days to make.
 * SpongeBob: That doesn't sound TOO bad. Also... Can you tell us anything about this 'Lancet Hunting' guy?
 * Karen: I can. (Her screen turns into a page on a site called "Overglorifived Hunters Wiki" and gets to Lancet Huntington).
 * Squidward: "Oh I swear, people make a wiki for EVERYTHING?! Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if they made a wiki for rocks!"
 * Karen: Oh, I'm sure that's VERY likely. Anyway, here it is. Lancet Huntington, AKA Lancet Hunting. Longnose lancetfish. He is renowned as a game hunter who saved hundreds of cities in the Pacific Ocean from monsters of all kinds. He has become so good at this, it's not easy to stop him. Perfect case record. Though he is a hero to many, others know of his true career: doing it because it's what he does best. He was raised in Alaskan seas, and had actually been able to pull of slaying a young Alaskan Bull Worm, and escaping it's angry mother... At age 12.
 * Patrick:... Wow, that guy was BAD, ASS?!
 * SpongeBob: I know! He DOES sound unbeatable!
 * Karen: So, it's best we keep Sandy as far away from him as possible. Once he finds her, it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder to get him away from her. His species' speed and agility knows no bounds.
 * Mr. Krabs: Tell me about it. In the Navy, we fought a renegade agent who was a lancetfish. He kicked our captain's quarters embarrassingly. Especially when me friends in the Navy, as tough as they were, were equally as embarrassed. Though... We didn't necessarily know who it was until we heard the voice.
 * Mr. Krabs: (The group were holding standard-issue weaponry as the Lancetfish agent was loose)... Crap! Lads, this is gonna be QUITE the pirate spectacle. This rogue agent IS a lancetfish.
 * Lockjaw Jones: I think we should fight while sticking togather. If we don't, he may pick us off one-by- (The Lancetfish agent fought them like this)
 * Lockjaw Jones: -ONE!!! (He was kicked behind a large metal plate) OWW!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He tried firing, but the lancetfish only kicked him in the chest, causing him to run-bump into Mutton Chop, as the lancetfish plowed them through multiple metal plates and caused them to crash into several root beer kegs)
 * Lockjaw Jones: Oh, forget this! I need to get a bigger weapon! (He runs into Torpedo Belly)... TORP! You gotta help us!
 * Torpedo Belly: HOW?!?
 * Lockjaw Jones: PUSH SOME BUTTONS, I DUNNO!!!
 * Torpedo Belly: Okay, okay, don't rush me! (He pushes one as a few bazookas came down)
 * Lockjaw Jones:... That actually worked perfectly. Thanks! (He picked one up and left, and finds Iron Eye) Iron Eye! You gotta plan of attack?
 * Iron Eye: I have a plan: ATTACK! (They left)
 * Mr. Krabs: (The lancetfish threw a root beer keg into Mutton Chops' face as he exclaimed, and the two failed to shoot him as he smashed their heads together cartoonishly, taking out Mr. Krabs and beating the tar outta Mutton Chops, and kicked him to a wall after punching him in the groin)
 * ???: HEY, UGLY-SAILS! (A grenade was thrown at him as he caught it and threw it away with an explosion as Iron Eye appeared)
 * Iron Eye: Step away from them! (The two stood off for a while)
 * Lockjaw Jones: (Was hidden with the bazooka)... Please don't let him see me! (Torpedo Belly accidentally dropped a container in between them)
 * Torpedo Belly: MY BAD!! WAS TRYING TO CRUSH HIM!!
 * Iron Eye: TORPEDO, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT HIM FOR LOCKJAW! (The lancetfish noticed him)
 * Lockjaw Jones: YOU RATTED ME OUT!!! (He fired a rocket as he dodged, and he fired another, which he caught and threw back at him, causing him to explode in the air) OHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIII- (He went into the lancetfish's grasp as he kicked him into Iron Eye)... Finland!
 * Mutton Chops: What do we do, Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: I dunno. It's hard to kick the ass of a guy with speed like a marlin!
 * Mutton Chops: (Grabbing a traffic cone) Yeah! I know! Try harder!... (The lancetfish continued beating them as he took Muttons' shotgun and pointed it at him)
 * Lockjaw Jones: MUTTON!! (The shotgun was out of ammo)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mutton, you should be ashamed of yourself! You've run out of ammo AGAIN! That's YOUR responsibility!
 * Mutton Chops:... Well, I guess it's the first time my laziness has ever saved my- (The lancetfish stepped on his chest) D'OOH! PROTECT ME CONE- (The lancetfish knocked him like a golf ball with the shotgun right into Lockjaw)
 * Lockjaw: WATCH IT!
 * Mutton: YOU WATCH IT!
 * Mr. Krabs: Alright! Lemme show you how a REAL Navy officer gets it do- (He was punched cartoonishly in slo-mo by the lancetfish and was knocked between the two)
 * Mutton: Nice demonstration, Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, shaddap! (They noticed a large crate above him)
 * Torpedo Belly: PREPARE TO BE SMUSHED! (He dropped the crate as he dodged it and used physical moves to launch it directly towards Mr. Krabs and the others)
 * Mutton: We gotta get outta here!
 * Lockjaw: We'll be crushed!
 * Iron Eye: Don't worry, boys, I got this! (He used his gun to blast the create) BLAM! (The contents crashed all over the three)
 * Mutton: We WERE crushed!
 * Iron Eye: Aw, f***-berries! Alright, that does it, tough guy! You wanna play rough? (He lunges for the lancetfish)
 * Mutton: WHEW! Thank Neptune! I thought I was a goner! Krabs, where are you?
 * Mr. Krabs: WHEW! Well, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated! (The lancetfish kicked Iron Eye's butt, knocking him into Mutton)
 * Mutton: Hey, watch it, whoa-whoa-whoa! (They went above an emergency hatch) Whoa, careful, don't fall in the, whoa! (The lancetfish noticed that it was connected to his location given the caution striped on both sides, and he used it and found them)
 * Iron-Eye: Oh, crap, I see him!
 * Mutton: Uh-oh! (The lancetfish punched him in the groin) OHH! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MY BALLS?!? (They both fell through and he continued kicking their butts)
 * Lockjaw: HEY, UGLY! This is heat-seeking! You'd better run! FIRE IN THE HOLE! (He fired as the lancetfish was able to divert the rocket to them as it chased him)
 * Iron Eye: ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME?!? RUN!! (The lancetfish punched him, Lockjaw, and Krabs in one fell swoop, and slid right under Mutton's legs)
 * Mutton: OH, F***, SPARE MY BABY-FERTILIZER!! (The rocket went under his legs)... Oh, thank Neptune, I thought I was- (He went through an emergency hatch, as the rocket hit a crate full of rocket, as it exploded in slo-mo) F**********!!! (They were blasted away in slo-mo as the lancetfish slid out without a scratch, as three of them landed moaning, as the lancetfish pushed a concrete crash barrier a few inches, as Mutton fell onto it, landing on the groin) HUUUUAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I THINK YOU BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME OOOOhhhh! (He fell)
 * The Lancetfish agent looked back.
 * Agent: "(Feminate Voice) Men these days."
 * The Agent ran off!
 * Mr. Krabs: Let's just say, lancetfish are VERY slippery opponents. And it was pretty durn embarrassing even FURTHER when we discovered it was a girl.
 * Patrick and Squidward laughed out loud!
 * Squidward: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU AND YOUR NAVY BUDDIES WERE BEATEN BY A GIRL?!"
 * Plankton laughed too!
 * Plankton: "THAT, IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY INVOLVEMENT?! KAREN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU RECORDED KRABS STORY?!"
 * Karen: "In my databanks."
 * Plankton: "OH YEAH, THE LEAGE ARE GONNA ENJOY THIS! AND IT'LL HELP ME FORGET MY EARLIER SCREW UP WITH THE SUPERSOLDER SPERM?!"
 * Squidward: "I still question the logic behind that."
 * Mr. Krabs: "OH COME ON FELLAS?! WOMAN OR NOT, SHE WAS ONE OF THE FINEST MERCENAIRES EVER HIRED BY THE WAR'S OPPOSING FORCES?! She made it that we weren't able to win that war so easily as we were gonna!"
 * Spongebob: "What was her name?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well her name was Agent Hunter, but (Everyone made shocked faces.)......"
 * Plankton: "Wait..... You don't suppose Huntington was somehow related to this woman, do you?"
 * Karen: "Well he does have a mother named Nancy Huntington, but I have some doubts she and the agent are connected."
 * Mr. Krabs: "WAIT A MINUTE! HER OTHER CODENAME WAS NANCY HUNTER?! Wait a minute?! I am detecting a pattern here?!"
 * Squidward: "Wait a minute! Your saying that Huntington is the son of a mercenary spy that kept a war from ending sooner?"
 * Karen: "Well actselly Lancetfish commenly named themselves with the Word "Hunt", it could be just a VERY wild cowinsidence."
 * Plankton: Well, only time will tell. She's practically Krabs' age by now.
 * Mr. Krabs: I can agree. Besides, she don't live in Bikini Bottom. She took a more peaceful life in Ukulele Bottom since she retired. We MAY drop by to find and talk to her 'bout this, but I dunno.
 * Karen: Well, Ukulele Bottom is a well-known breeding ground for jellyfish, and holds several Jellyfishkeeper farms, and is also the HQ for several jellyfish milking factory corporations, and yet, unlike MR. KRABS, they are treated as they should for their jelly.
 * Mr. Krabs: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?
 * Plankton:... We're literally across the street! We know EVERYTHING you do!
 * Karen: Aside from that to the point where jellyfish are their icon the same way the bald eagle is to the USA, it's got it's own specialties. So, do not worry about Sandy for the moment. If she escapes and mutates again, we will alert you. Know that the bacteria can best be activated through exposure to moonlight, as they absorb it though the eyes. That's why we'll be keeping Sandy asleep until a cure can be found. If she lets the bacteria feed, she will change into her were-squirrel form. And in her normal self, she WILL not act rationally. She'll lost control of many parts of her body, she'll have difficulty seeing, she'll practically be hallucinating, acting silly, and basically be a frightened hunk of fear.
 * Sandy: (She woke up)... What the junkopus?... (She found herself stuck in a capsule)... Wha... WHA... WHERE AM I?!?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, you blacked out!
 * Patrick: And peed yourself.
 * SpongeBob: Don't push it, Patrick.
 * Patrick: Sorry!
 * Sandy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? WH-WHERE'S MY HELMET?!? HOW AM I BREATHING?!? WHY ARE MY FEET NUMB?!? (She laughs a bit) GOD, I HATE THAT TINGLING SENSATION THEY GET! (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I'm starting to find her silliness attractive, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, I feel unclean.
 * Sandy: GEMME OUTTA HERE!!! WHERE'S THE SURFACE!!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A HELMET!!! WATER IS BAD!!! WATER IS DEATH!!! HELP ME!!! (Karen sighs and knocked her out with sleeping gas, and then placed a black device on her eyes)...
 * Karen: That should keep her occupied. In the meantime, you guys need to work on keeping Lancet away, and finding ways to ensure he is stopped.
 * Mr. Krabs: Some of us will have to get to Ukulele Bottom to find Nancy. And I'LL be leading.
 * SpongeBob: Me and Patrick will stay here and keep Sandy company.
 * Mr. Krabs: Then that leaves me and Squidward-
 * Squidward: Pass! I'll stay with these two chowderbrains, even if it pains me, I do not wanna be anywhere else other than Ukulele Bottom where I could be torn apart by a mutated squirrel in my sleep!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, you three ARE the Lodge leaders. Very well. I have to check on Nancy on me own. She's MY responsibility.
 * Plankton: You do that, Krabs. And remember, after all this, you owe me. You cross me, expect me to undo what I did.
 * Mr. Krabs: As long as it ain't evil! If it IS, we'll NOT be held accountable for having us agree to a blind agreement.
 * Plankton: Trust me! I'll not be malicious with this.
 * Mr. Krabs: You best not!
 * SpongeBob: (He was staring at Sandy, feeling utter sorrow for her situation)... I'm so sorry this had to happen to you, Sandy. I feel as if this is my fault. I think if I hadn't been forcing you to expose your... Glittering... Pretty... Strapping... BEAUTIFUL body, to go into the goo, then none of this would've happened.
 * Karen: SpongeBob, it was not your fault. She chose to do this, and not for you. She DID use it as a tactic to make you comfortable, like when she was teaching you how to swim, but she sometimes finds it relaxing to get out of the suit. It can be pretty sweaty in certain seasons. She needs time to get all that off her. It's not necessarily your fault. You were just caught in the gleam of it.
 * SpongeBob:... Yeah. I'm just... I don't know how we're gonna get her out of this.
 * Karen: Oh, you have NO idea! This disease is making her pretty damn hard to keep safe. Sterilizing her with water only causes certain things like, say, giving her wet dreams, and when that happens, it is NOT pretty, especially when she loses control of parts of her body. Her mental activity is not very subtle either. I do what I must to keep her alive in here. I filter as much oxygen from the water as possible to give her air, I give her something to eat, through using that device she used to eat underwater without helmet removal, and... Yeah, it's kinda stressful, even as a computer.
 * SpongeBob: Well, let's just stay strong. It's what Sandy would've done!
 * Squidward: (He was reading a book until he looked out the window, and was shocked to see who it was)... WHAT?!?
 * Lancet: (He was out and on the hunt)... Nighttime! Come on, moon, bring out the beast within! (Takes out his hunting rifle)... I am READY!
 * Squidward:... Uh... Guys? Lancet's here!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!? (They found him)... Aw, tartar sauce!
 * Patrick: What do we do?
 * Karen: Is it not obvious? We just explain the situation to him. If he realizes that the monster he's hunting is only a stroke of bad luck, then he'll back down.
 * Sandy: WHAT?!? (They discovered she was awake) THERE'S SOMEONE AFTER ME?!? (She started panicking wildly)
 * Karen: AW, S***! We can't let her outside!
 * ???: I can smell it's fear! It's scared! Well, it should! (A gun cock was heard)
 * Sandy:... (She started screaming crazily until she finally broke out, the helmet and suit being put on her automatically, but she had little control of her body and she fell to the floor, looking at the moon out a window, and she reverted back to her Were-Squirrel from, roaring loudly)
 * Lancet:... I know that roar! (He finds the Chum Bucket)... Got'cha!
 * Were-Squirrel: (She burst through the wall, roaring loudly)
 * Lancet: BY JOVE! (Chuckles) What, a beast! (The Were-Squirrel escaped as she burst through rocks) GET BACK HERE!
 * SpongeBob: WAIT! (He and the others arrived) That's not a monster! It really IS Sandy!
 * Lancet:... You caught it, huh? Well, sorry, sponge, but this is MY prize, and I need to take it out! (He cocks his gun)
 * Squidward: Didn't you already cock that damn gun?
 * Lancet: I can cock it as many damn times as I want!
 * SpongeBob: We're telling you, that's an innocent person who needs help!
 * Lancet: Get out of my way, sponge! I have a job, and I MUST do it! (He went through him in the same way as Sandy did like doors) THE HUNT IS ON, WERE-SQUIRREL! (He bolts off)
 * Karen:... Well, what did you THINK would happen? He was not going to stand down without proof. You all must find her before he does.
 * SpongeBob: (He, Patrick, and Squidward were armed with knockout rays)... SANDY!... WHERE ARE YOU?!? WE'RE HERE TO HELP! (A distant roar was heard)
 * Squidward:... I think we found her! (They left, as behind them, Lancet was secretly following them)
 * Lancet:... So have I! (Chuckles)... What a decent coat she'll make! (He follows as he was chocking his gun.)
 * SpongeBob:... The tracks lead here. (Distant noises were heard)... That's Sandy!
 * Patrick: Yay! (She was seen normal and somewhat animalistic)
 * SpongeBob:... Sandy? (She faced them)... Relax! It's your friends! We're gonna help you- (Sandy skittered away in fear)... (On communicator) Karen? Can you explain?
 * (Karen): Seems that the infection is taking away as much sanity as it can from her to feed itself. And with the primordial ooze playing a factor, it could be regressing her to a feral side.
 * Squidward: Okay, she DEFINITELY needs help! We don't need another 'Marlene goes feral' thing again, this time with a squirrel.
 * SpongeBob: Sandy! Don't be afraid! Remember us? SpongeBob? I loved you! I gave you a good life under the sea!... Just... Come over here so I can say that to your face. (Sandy got curious, and started swimming through the goo to approach him)...
 * Sandy:... Sponge... Bob?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah! That's me! Look, you've been infected by a crazy disease! And we're gonna help you!
 * Sandy: (She started acting a bit more curious, and licks many of them like she did in Bubble Trouble, and she starts hearing something, then panics and falls into the goo, as she sees the moon again, and emerges as the Were-Squirrel again, roaring loudly and smashing rocks)
 * Patrick: AAHH!! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?
 * Squidward: WE CRY LIKE BABIES AS WE'RE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
 * SpongeBob: SANDY! CALM DOWN!!! THIS ISN'T YOU! YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER! I... I still love you! (She continued roaring until she was shot at, as everyone gasped to see Lancet with his hunting carbine)
 * Lancet: Get away from those bystanders, you overgrown beast!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Huntington, listen, you've got it all wrong!
 * Lancet: Oh, just what I needed! Beast sympathisers! Stand aside, deluded souls! I've gone too far to let your compassion for the beast let you get get yourselves killed!
 * SpongeBob: You don't understand! This is Sandy under a decease!
 * Lancet: "Well OBVIOUSLY there is no helping her, gentlemen! Once a squirl becomes a weresquirl, there's NO CURE OTHER THEN DEATH?!"
 * Squidward: Well Plankton's computer wife suggests otherwise!
 * Lancet: Even then, the attempt failed! Now she's but an exsample of why mammels and other land creatures should stay where they belong, as we should here! So why act like she has any hope now?
 * Mr. Krabs: "You would still shoot a person even when you know they're not actselly like this?"
 * Lancet: "In all fairness, she's barely even sapient anymore?! She's more animal then person now! Now I must take her down before who knows how many lives she'll claim?!"
 * Spongebob: "...... You pretentious prick?! YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
 * Lancet: Oh please, as long as everyone assumes that there's no hope for, "Sandy", is it, nobody will ever believe you! As far as everyone would care to believe, that is nothing but a savage monster!
 * SpongeBob:... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
 * (Karen): I think it's clear what he's doing this for. He's doing this for the sport of it now. He doesn't care for the technicalities anymore, because he's become so comfortable with his job, he'll hunt anything that looks, acts, and sounds like a monster.
 * Lancet: This beast, is legendary! And for that, she'd make a DECENT coat, AND trophy! (He aimed his gun)
 * SpongeBob: LEAVE HER ALONE! (He tries to punch him, but he proves to phathic.)
 * Lancet: "..... What, even, was, that?"
 * Patrick: "Oh, I think he meant it to be more like, THIS?! (Punches Lancet harder as he falls into the water)"
 * Spongebob: RUN, SANDY, RUN!!! (The Were-Squirrel already took off).... Oh, you were already a step ahead of us.
 * Lancet: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! (He took off after her before the heroes could tackle him)
 * SpongeBob: DAMN HIS SPEED AND ATHLETICISM!!! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!
 * Lancet finally has Sandy as she was badly hurt as the Weressquirl.
 * Lancet: "You were a worthy oppendent, Weresquirl, but the hunter has triumpth once more. I almost hate having to do this to you with certain knowledge in mind, but as I have came to believe, there's no helping you. (Aims his gun) My condolences to your family and friends on land. I'll be sure to send your carcuss back to them to bury. Already pre-coffined alchourse. Don't worry..... It'll be quick, and.... Maybe painless."

Chapter 9: Volcano Secrets
Sandy's Libary. (Later) Outer caves. Inner caves. Inside the Palace. A cerimonal center of the palace grounds. (Later) Tunnels. (Later) Exit of the Inner Caves. Lalalavahot's location.
 * Sandy was seen reshurching the history behind Bikini Bottom's Volcano.
 * Spongebob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, even Squidward with some motivated interest he could actselly muster, looked on concerningly at Sandy's reshurching.
 * Spongebob and friends are taken closer to the enterence to the inner caves by Johan, Dana, and Impy, and several strong followers as the five looked with concern.
 * Mr. Krabs: "I have a bad feeling in the pit of me wallet."
 * Johan: "I command silence, outsider!.... If it's still approbeate to still call you that."
 * Sandy thinks: "What in tarnation is that suppose to mean?"
 * The group entered the caves, as a well-dressed figure was seen far, and groaned.....
 * ???: "Yes, I know, my zombifived friend."
 * A large insect-eqsed figure came forth.
 * ???: ".... They're perfect..... (Laughs wickedly)."
 * The group arrived to a cave village to the five's surprise as a stone carving of a tall Ram's Horn Squid was seen.
 * Sandy: ".... (Quietly) So that's what happened to the missing climbers from over the years."
 * Impy: "HEY HEY HEY! I heard that, lady! Zip up yourself before wreck yourself! By us!"
 * Spongebob wanted to defend Sandy, but was too afraid of the situation to help.
 * The group were passing through the village as villagers look in surprise and curiousity of the new arrivals.
 * The Villagers began to gossup.
 * Dana: "Nothing to see here folks! Go about your business!"
 * The Villagers obediently complied and went on as if nothing accured!
 * An old Hermit crab sees this and scurries off to a grand stalmagmite palace.
 * The Old Hermit arrived to a figure holding a Stalagmite staff with a red pearl on it being surrounded by pet guardian eels.
 * Old Hermit: "..... Great lord of the volcano.... Johan and the others returned, with, outsiders."
 * ???: "..... So it's once again that time..... Awake the Initiation serpent."
 * The Old Hermit bowed and scurried off.
 * The group finally arrived there as the Palace was alot closer to them more then ever before.
 * The Old Hermit arrived.
 * Old Hermit: ".... Hear-ye, hear-ye, people of the Underground Village! (The Villagers began to crowd in)..... Your good mayor, Herman Crab, the trusted speaker of the great leader, welcomes you into another staying ceramony, as more outsiders have fell into our cave, and as tradition, they must become one of us to keep our socity secret."
 * Villagers: "One of us. One of us. One of us."
 * Sandy: "(Quietly) So that's what the sea pig meant!"
 * Mayor Herman: "And now..... Presenting, the lord of the caves, father of the under-earth, The Celoapod of Lava, Master Earth, The Great, Lord Spirule!"
 * The Palace gates open to reveil a ram's squid holding a stalagmite septor with a red pearl coming torwords the crowd as the villagers repeatedly chant "One of us".
 * Spirule raised his arms to gain silence....
 * Spirule: "..... My people..... Once again, we go through the tradition, of turning outsiders, into insiders. In the cave, part, of the cave!"
 * Villagers: "In the cave, part of the cave."
 * Spirule: "It has been that way, for many generations. Our civilisation, is the only pure socity left in a modernised, idiotic world. Corruption runs rampent up there. The Intelligent are left to be slaves of the intellectually inferior. Dishastors often happen over the most trivial of reasons. Which is why when the intisiation is finished, outsiders, these five individuals, will no more be considered as such. Bring forth, the Initsiation serpent!"
 * The Villagers began to chant again as a large figure began to rise from the palace's pool.
 * The five looked in shock as Johan and the forces push them closer.
 * The large figure is reveiled to be a very big, blind-eyed and anichent Sea Snake that hissed and opened it's toothless mouth.....
 * Spongebob: ".... Well that isn't so bad-"
 * The Sea Snake retracted a cartoonishly over-sized fang!
 * Spongebob: "(Makes the same face as when he saw the big scary tough fish in the episode he tried to get in the Salty Spatton)."
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Why does this make me suddenly think of "The Secret Life of Pets"?"
 * Patrick: "Wow, they must have a good dental here."
 * Spirule: ".... So, which one of you wishes to be initsiatied first?....."
 * Squidward: "..... I VOLLENTEER SPONGEBOB!"
 * The five and their new Isopod friend tried to escape Johan and his army!
 * Squidward: "YOU TWO DIMWITS JUST HAD TO HURT THAT GAINT SEA SNAKE, DID YOU?!"
 * Patrick: "WELL WHO'S FAULT IS IT FOR TRYING TO MAKE SPONGEBOB GO FIRST?!"
 * The People were seen celebrating that they were saved as Irwin stood next to Spongebob and friends while Spirule and his followers were helplessly tied up....
 * Irwin: "..... I couldn't thank you enough."
 * Spongebob: "Think nothing of it, Irwin."
 * Spirule was crying!
 * Everyone was surprised by this.
 * Sandy: "Are you.... Crying?"
 * Spirule: "YES I'M CRYING?! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAD DONE?!"
 * Squidward: "Oh for pete's sake, you lonely old fart?! Losing power over these people is NOT the end of the world?!"
 * Roars were heard.
 * Spirule: "But HE is?!"
 * Another Roar was heard, as a giant claymation-eqsed Lava-Crab beast with the head of a shark with pulsating squid tenticales with lobster claws was seen as it roared?!
 * Spirule: "THANKS TO YOUR SELFISH DESIRES, THE BEAST OF LAVA, LALALAVAHOT, IS FREED?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARNED US?!"
 * Spirule: "WOULD'VE YOU ALL BELIEVED ME IF I SAID LEAVING HERE WILL LEAD A DESTRUCTIVE LAVA CRAB MONSTER WITH A SHARK HEAD, PULSATING SQUID TENTICALES, LOBSTER CLAWS AND POWERS OF DESTRUCTION WOULD COME AND DESTROY THE WORLD?!"
 * Squidward: ".... Would it surprised you if we said yes?"
 * Dana: "Figures the world would be ruined by you idiots listening to Irwin?!"
 * Johan: "Yeah, thanks alot."
 * Impy: "WAY THE DOOM THE WORLD, DIPSHITS?!"
 * Spongebob: "..... Irwin, why didn't you say Spirule had a reason for being a controling meanie?"
 * Irwin started to laugh like this!
 * Squidward: "WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?!"
 * Irwin: "(Different voice) Did it ever accured to you fools on WHY there's a sentient Isopod amongst you?! Don't you fools ever wondered why I can talk but yet the average Isopod would behaive like giant cockarouches with the mannorisum of pigs?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Well, now that you brought this up, WHY ARE YOU A UNIGTE CASE, IRWIN?!"
 * "Irwin": "Simple...... There IS no Giant Sentient Isopod named Irwin, there never was, never has been, and never will be?!"
 * Irwin began to pop with magic as the figure reveiled his true form, a tribal soccueror Mantis Shrimp with a skulled staff as he laughed wickedly, as he had possessed an unintelligent giant isopod that scurried away!
 * The people gasped!
 * Sandy: "What in the-, How in.... WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!"
 * The Mantis Shrimp: "I, AM KRAKATOA! THE SORCEROR OF THE OLD WORLD?! The world you moderns known as "The Aztec Era"! Back when everything was simple, we ALL worshipped the great beasts, like Lalalavahot! The Great World Resetter?! And now, he has been awaken to reset the world, so I can bring back the lost Aztec ways and glories while destroying the modern world?!"
 * Sandy: "..... You two-timing snake in the grass?! You tricked us?!"
 * Sandy was about to attack, but a force smacked her down, reveiled to be from a zombifived pistal shrimp with claws looking like tommy guns and was seen in Mafia attire!
 * Krakatoa: "Thank you, Gunsby. You served me well. (Gunsby gave a zombie grunt in returning Krakatoa's gratatude)"
 * Villager 1: "You..... You tricked us?! You only wanted us to rebel against our beloved leader just so you can free that, ABOMINATION?!"
 * Krakatoa: "Your own faults for not questioning the existence of a sentient giant isopod. Marine worms may be sentient or non-sentient, but isopods? They're ONLY non-sentient pests! You all had a great life with Spirule, who only wanted to keep both you ungreatful idiots and this modern world safe from the great resetter! Besides, the lives you had are gone. Nobody remembers you even existed anymore?! A lot of your worthless families assumed you died by now and moved on! The world is no longer suitable for you! And soon, it will be gone, and replaced with an Aztec Resurgence?! The Aztec Gods will enjoy a feast of the blood of the blastfomy?! And Lalalavahot is the providitor?!"
 * Krakatoa laughs as he and Gunsby are carried by Lalalavahot and placed on it's back as Lalalavahot proceeds to ignor the paniacing villagers and head torwords the path further out of the caves.
 * Spongebob: "..... What....... What have we done?"
 * The villagers proceeded to free Spirule and his followers.
 * Impy: "I HOPE YOU F*****G DIPS***S ARE HAPPY?! NOW THE WORLD'S GONNA BE VIOLENTLY REGRESSED BACK TO WHEN WE ALL ENJOYED SACRIVICING PEOPLE?! I HOPE FREEDOM ON THE OUTSIDE'S FUCKING WORTH IT, BECAUSE NOW LALALAVAHOT HAS THAT TOO?!"
 * Village Elder: "Please! What we believed to be Irwin had tricked us to go against you because he offered us a chance to go back to the lives we lost! We didn't know!"
 * Impy: "WELL NOW YOU DO, F*****S?! YOU ALL ARE GONNA BE LOCKED UP AND-"
 * Spirule: "IMPY, ENOUGH?!..... They already know they made a mistake. Don't scold them for only suffering the influence of temptation."
 * Impy pouted and started to grumble.
 * Spirule then goes torwords the heroes.
 * Spirule: "You five, I'm sorry if I made it all too easy to suffer temptation, but I hope you understand why it was impourent to stay in the caves. You see, The Great Resetter depends on people leading a way out in order for the creature to destroy an unfit world in faver of Aztec culture. And now, thanks to Krakatoa, there very well may be a resurgence of a New Aztec Age. It's best we sealed all off the enterences of the outer caves, so Krakatoa and his monsters can't return!"
 * SpongeBob: You can count on us, sir!
 * Johan: I have to object to this! You 'heroes' caused all this to begin with! If you had just obeyed us, this never would've happened! Now, Lalalavahot is on the loose and getting ready to ravage the world, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I'm putting matters into my own hands! You all are forbidden to interfere!
 * Sandy: Excuse you, sir! This is OUR mess, we'll clean it up!
 * Johan: All you've done since you came is make things worse! If I let you out there, it's gonna be no different!
 * Earthy: JOHAN, ENOUGH?! At the very least they are sorry for what they did and want to make up for it! Besides, the coming end of the modern world is NO time to hold grudges and placing blame! We ourselves are just as guilty of making Krakatoa look creditable as Irwin as they are for finding him creditable. Even with your strong pride, you cannot deny this.
 * Johan:.... (Sighs defeatedly), Yes sir. Okay, "Heroes", you can help, BUT I WILL, personally, hold it against you if you make things worse!
 * Squidward: "Let's worry more about saving the world then whining about bruzed egos, buddy."
 * Lalalavahot was seen moving as Krakatoa laughed evily!
 * Krakatoa: "Mayen resurgence, here I come!"

(Later) The End
 * Patchy: Okay, so this next legend is two-fold. It's a story based on the two stories Pinata Pendulum and Pinatas Locas.

Chapter 10: Piñata Locas
Gulf of Mexico Flashback Present Flashback Present (Later) Pinata Bottom. (Later) Desert. (Later) Bandit Lair. (Later) Pinata Bottom.
 * SpongeBob: (He, Patrick and Sandy were walking on a shore with massive piles of washed up seaweed)... Wow, Sandy! How many surface dwellers have you made friends with?
 * Sandy: When you travel far distances, you tend to make a friend or two. These two I've known fairly recently since the trip that caused those fleas to get into my Treedome.
 * Patrick: They sound nice.
 * Sandy: They're from New Mexico, a state neighboring Texas. They're good seaweed farmers.
 * SpongeBob:... You EAT seaweed?
 * Sandy: Yeah. Many people in countries like Japan call them a decent cuisine. These two love them. They asked us to meet them in the Gulf of Mexico.
 * Patrick: Wait... If there's a NEW Mexico, then why is there still a REGULAR Mexico?
 * Sandy:... You guys DESPERATELY need an education.
 * ???: SANDY, AMIGO!!! (Two fox squirrels were seen)
 * Sandy: Oh, there they are!
 * Fox Squirrel #1: You made it in no time at all!
 * Fox Squirrel #2: Hola!
 * Sandy: Hey, Rico. Hey, Tico.
 * Fox Squirrel #1 (Rico): Pleasure.
 * Fox Squirrel #2 (Tico): Si!
 * Sandy: Guys, these are SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * Tico: Oh, yeah, the guy we accidentally gave the flea to.
 * Rico: TICO!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL 'EM!!
 * Patrick:... So YOU gave her the flea?
 * Rico: (Sighs) Yes, but not on purpose. They are very sneaky vermin.
 * SpongeBob: Is that why you two are wearing flea collars?
 * Tico: Si, mi amigo. They've been pretty annoying. Don't get me started on our jigger incident last month.
 * SpongeBob: What's a jigger?
 * Rico: You do NOT wanna know! All you MIGHT wanna know... Is that they cause THIS! (He takes off his shoes and show his gross hole-ridden feet)
 * SpongeBob: (He was so grossed out, he vomited in his own water helmet, he dumped it out, and scooped water from the Gulf to breath again)... WHOOOO!!! Mexican smell! Okay you're right. I do NOT wanna know anymore!
 * Rico: (Putting his shoes back on) Anyway, we came here, because this is were the best seaweed can be harvested. We brought you here so we can discuss... A business proposition. We thought you could provide the cuisine to your home.
 * Tico: We noticed friends of yours like that sexy cute Tina moza need healthier diets. Heck, America needs it DESPERATELY. OUR cuisine is not quite healthy, but it's delicious enough not to resist. We needed to get to a diet of our favorite food.
 * Rico: So, we were asking if you could help us.
 * Sandy: Sure. I guess.
 * Tico: Estupendo!
 * Patrick: If you like seaweed, THIS seems to be an awkward thing to eat. (They see what looked like a piñata head)
 * Rico:... Que demonios? (He picks it up)... What's a piñata doing washed up on shore?
 * Tico:... I recognize that design and texture. Ain't that from... Piñata Bottom?
 * Sandy: Piñata Bottom?
 * Tico: It's an undersea city in the Gulf of Mexico that was considered the best place for life in the Gulf to have a good time. Good Marti Gras, good festivals, good... Everything! A friend of mine from the Gulf told me stories of how they threw the best parties.
 * This music played as a great Mexican undersea society was seen celebrating
 * (Tico): In those days, the people of that town had no care in the world. They often visited the place just to have a good time. I've never been there, for obvious reasons, but I always heard that it was a blast. (The inhabitants were seen celebrating until the song ended)
 * Tico: (He was dancing to the last lyrics of the song)... What? It's my favorite song.
 * Sandy:... Well... Why not go there now?
 * Rico:... Us? Go down there?
 * Sandy: I got some spare helmets for yall'.
 * Rico: THAT makes more sense.
 * SpongeBob: So, we're visiting a place named after something you whack with a stick until it spills out candy?
 * Tico: Well, it IS almost Cinco de Mayo. That's where they REALLY hit it off, or so I heard.
 * ???: "(Weezing laughter)!"
 * The group looked at an old gannet in mexican clothing, looking like some sort of old hermit.
 * Old Gannet: Ya think so?
 * Patrick: (Gasps) DUCK!!!
 * Tico:... That's not a duck, it's a gannet! They can dive underwater to catch prey. This, is Antiguo Mar Pajaro, the local Gulf hermit, and among the best fiiiiiii... Catchers in the country.
 * Sandy: Well, he looks awful.
 * Rico: AND HE REEKS!!! AWWH!!!
 * Old Gannet: "I've sadly seen better days, amigo! Anyway, you'd be wise to take the advice of old Antiguo Mar Pajaro. Piñata Bottom, HAS BECOME A PLACE OF DEATH?! You will sooner DIE and be among the dead then celebrate them?! (Laughs weezingly)!"
 * Sandy: "And why is it like that exactly, you nasty old rat with wings?!"
 * Tico: "Don't take Antiguo seriously, he's just the local hermit."
 * Antiguo: "A hermit who has seen the terror of the gulf?! BANDIT EL LOCO?!"
 * Spongebob: "You mean his name is "The Crazy" in Spanish?"
 * Rico:... You know Spanish?
 * SpongeBob: We have an other-worldly hero from another world who kicks major ass for a pop star that speaks it.
 * Antiguo: "No, you estupido sentient cleaning applience! Bandit El Loco is an unbeatable terror who has engulfed the town in his greed and hate?! He has condemned entire families to the realm of the forgotten and make Chico de Mayo something to be feared, because he celebrates his bandit heritage, by tormenting that town?!"
 * Rico: "Look, no intentional disrespect you old hermit, but El Loco has been dead for years, he used to be a terror in the days of the Wild West, but he was exicuted by the hero of Texas!"
 * Antiguo: "That's the thing?! He made a deal with Davy Jones himself, to be an undead IMMORTAL, so his terror, CAN NEVER END?! You're better off here then in Piñata Bottom. That place is LONG doomed?! LONG, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..... Ed."
 * SpongeBob:... Could you... Elaborate?
 * Antiguo: Muy bien!...
 * (Antiguo): Nobody knows of what turned El Loco into the cabrón he is now. All we know is that his goal is to simply cause insanity for the sake of insanity. For some reason, he seemed to possess impío vudú that allowed him to adapt to anything. He could be defeated by anyone, and he could still come back. The old Halloween crab always got right back up when he was seemingly killed. But even though he managed to trick them otherwise, I know there is only ONE thing that can stop him....
 * Antiguo:... You! (Points at Sandy)
 * Sandy:... Me?
 * Antiguo: Your last name is 'Cheeks', correcto?
 * Sandy:... Yeah?
 * Antiguo: You must know that the only one who was FIRST able to defeat him, was ALSO a Cheeks.
 * Sandy:... Wait... You mean... THIS is... THE EL LOCO THAT MY GRANDFATHER DEFEATED?!?
 * Antiguo: Si. Anyone else who had the cojones to try and kill him have failed. He always came back. But he was brought back on the Day of the Dead by Davy Jones himself, for the sole purpose of defeating his first defeater, and if not him, then on the next best thing: His familia.
 * Sandy:... So... Uh-oh! Rico? Tico? How did you get here?
 * Tico:... Isn't this the best place to get seaweed?
 * Sandy: I don't think so. The seaweed here looks too poisonous for consumption. My best guess is that El Loco was trying to trick us into selling it to everyone we knew and loved.
 * Rico: (He smells the seaweed) UGGH!!! You're right! Too much poison. In fact, it smells like it's been spiked with ciguotoxin. A common toxin in certain marine fish.
 * Sandy: It's been a trap all along.
 * Antiguo: Don't say you weren't warn. If I was you, I take that as a warning to stay clear of the gulf! If Loco knows one plan failed, he will be relentless!
 * Patrick: "Well, it was nice visiting Mexico, but I think I remembered that I left the oven running and the water on, so-"
 * Sandy: "Now wait a second?! If Loco thinks he can intimidate me, then he's got a thing coming!"
 * Spongebob: "I don't like the sound of that."
 * Antiguo: Look, Ms. Cheeks, your traditional bravery is admirable, but El Loco's abilities are enough to provide a challenge even for the legendary Rocky Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I never said this was gonna be easy. I just said, that I can't let him go around risking the safety of my family. If he's so darn determined to find and kill me and everything I love, then by Neptune's name, I'm gonna give it to him!
 * Antiguo:... 'Neptune'?
 * Sandy: Oh, (Laughs), sorry, living in the Pacific has started rubbing off on me.
 * SpongeBob: And it's admirable, actually. She's got a good life with us.
 * Rico: I agree. She said a lot when calling from there.
 * Antiguo: Be warned that the Gulf of Mexico is a treacherous land filled with bandits, outlaws, and-
 * Sandy: So is Texas, and look at me now!
 * Tico:... Gonna need a siesta for that one.
 * Sandy: I don't care what s*** I face down there. If I don't do something about this, who knows how many people he's gonna come after? SpongeBob? Patrick? Rico? Tico? We're going down there, and taking care of business.
 * SpongeBob: We're right behind ya', Sandy.
 * Rico: Count me in. Nobody tries to poison us and expects to get away with it.
 * Tico: That goes double for me.
 * Patrick:... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
 * Antiguo:... Whatever. It's your funeral.
 * Sandy: We'll be fine. The Cheeks family took down this crabby character, we can do so again. So why don't you grow some cojones, and give hope that the MODERN Cheeks, the one who saves her friends from certain danger on a regular basis, is a member of an otherworldly group of heroic misfits, has a rodeo championship, can fight with the utmost Texan skill, AND has a grandfather who taught me everything I know about fightin', can do this. Guys? Let's head down! (They entered the Gulf waters)
 * Antiguo:... ABANDON ALL HOPE, HE WHO ENTERS THOSE WATERS!!! (Wheezes and blabbers, leaving)
 * The town is deserted.
 * The group are seen traveling down the area.
 * The heroes were dropped down before a silluetted figure.
 * ???: "Hehehehehehehehehe! Well mi amigos! Looky what we have here?!"
 * The Figure reveils himself as Bandit El Loco, a skeletail-esh crab!
 * Patrick: "..... LAME! He's just a re-skin of Mr. Krabs!"
 * Sandy was seen dressed as a sheruff in a old western like sytile, as eventually, El Loco showed up with his undead possie.

Chapter 11: Curse of the Hex
Krusty Krab Later, In Mr. Krabs' Office... (Later) Later... (French Narrator: 6 hours later...) Later... (French Narrator: The Next Day...) French Narrator: The Next Day Later... Chum Bucket Later... Madam Hagfish's place. (Later) Krusty Krab, 36 Hours Until Judgment Day Spectral Vision (Later) Krusty Krab, an hour before the end. Flashback Present
 * Customer:... WHADDIYA MEAN NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Sir, can I assume you're new here?
 * Customer: Well, yeah, me and my wife recently moved in.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, know that the Krabby Patty and all the products here, are MY property. And as such, if you want them, you gotta accept our profit policy.
 * Customer: And THE POLICY ENTAILS NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Not just that! Read it and weep! (He gives a book to him)
 * Customer:... "Standing fee? No free refills? No free toys? Thermostat is only allowed to be touched by owner? Royalty charged extra? Paying to use the bathroom? TAX TWO TIMES BIGGER?!?" (Throws the book on the ground) THIS IS FLAT-OUT EXTORTION TO THESE PEOPLE!!! WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS OWNER ARE YOU?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't think that's any of your business, good sir! I don't tell you how to do YOUR job.
 * Customer: Well, excuse me, but is it MY fault that this mayo is expired? If I hadn't noticed that through the smell, I could've been POISONED!
 * Mr. Krabs: Sorry, but no refunds. That's the rules. Also, I recently added a 'no protest' policy. I suggest you make due with this, or you're out.
 * Customer:... HONEY! WE'RE LEAVING! And our neighbors said that this was a good restaurant? I'm sure they'd LOOOOVE to know that this place is nothing but extortion, and NEVER wanna eat here. (Mr. Krabs was shocked with a shattering glass sound)
 * Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not be too hasty here. I, uh, (Chuckles) I'm sure we don't wanna drag great payin' customers into this little incident, do we?
 * Customer: Why shouldn't we? Is THIS how you treat your customers? If I HAD eaten that Krabby Patty with that expired mayonnaise, you would've had a serious lawsuit. If THIS is how you treat customers like us, then we're never coming back, and we're telling our neighbors to do the same!
 * Mr. Krabs: (As they left) WAIT, DON'T GOOOOO!!!... (He was shocked)
 * Squidward:... Don't act too surprised, Mr. Krabs. That's what happens when you do things like that. If you make the service look terrible, the disappointed customers can't help to tell nearby peers about how awful that was. You have to be careful with how you sell your products.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahhh, it ain't that big a deal, anyway. Just one customer ain't gonna tell that many neighbors about this place.
 * Squidward:... That was a person who recently moved. He'd tell others in his hometown about this place. What if he was from a place that was too intolerant? What if he was of government status? Sir, you MUST-
 * Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you know the rule! It's my place, and I run it however I want. It ain't my fault he had that expired mayonnaise.
 * Squidward: And WHERE did he get it? Hmm?
 * Mr. Krabs: The condiment section, of course.
 * Squidward: Did you check the expiration date?
 * Mr. Krabs: Of course I did! It said it was tomorrow on the 19th.
 * Squidward:... Check again.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, fine, Mr. Shiverward Tentacles! (He checks it, and finds that the label was merely rusted, and revealed that it was the 18th)... THE 18TH?!? THAT'S TODAY!!! (The customers with mayo were disgusted at that, and panicked) NO, WAIT, WAIT!! (They ran out)
 * Mr. Krabs: (As Squidward and SpongeBob were sitting in his office, as he spoke on the phone)... (Sighs)... I understand, sir. Yes. You won't be disappointed. I apologize for the inconvenience. Bye. (He hangs up) Well, that was QUITE an uproar.
 * SpongeBob: I'd hate to say you got what was coming.
 * Squidward: Well, I don't! YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? Now another health inspector is coming!
 * Mr. Krabs: Actually... It's not a health inspector.
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: What?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Apparently... That customer, was not of some average city. He was from a traditional village and wished to get out and understand modern society, and sent one of their best people to... 'Check us out'.
 * SpongeBob: A village? As in, not modernized?
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, SpongeBob. Not modernized.
 * Squidward: And who is this person who's coming to check us out?
 * Mr. Krabs: He didn't say much. All he said was... She was NOT to be disappointed. If she was, you would suffer the consequences.
 * SpongeBob: But... But why would he do something like that?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know, but I don't like it.
 * SpongeBob: You don't think this visitor... Knows magic and curses, do you?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what did I say, about curses? There's no such thing.
 * Squidward: Says the guy who fights magic forces and curses with us in the Lodge.
 * Mr. Krabs: I MEANT IN THIS WORLD! This world is like those Scooby-Doo cartoons. It's a world where nothing supernatural exists.
 * Squidward: "Oh really? The Flying Dutchmen, Yiggmanjetson, Lovecraftian Horrors, and that Hagfish all say bullshit to that!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Those were anonamallies, Mr. Squidward."
 * SpongeBob: And the Wishing Well when you were nearly eaten?
 * Mr. Krabs: I was unconscious and it was all a dream, remember?
 * SpongeBob: Sir, do know that this IS a world of cartoon logic. ANYTHING can become real.
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, we have NOTHING to worry about with this new visitor, traditional village or not. All we have to do is please her, and that's it.
 * Squidward: Still, that call sounded suspicious.
 * Mr. Krabs: That goes double for you, Mr. Squidward! I want no more words about this subject, EVER! Understand?
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir!
 * ???: (Bette Midler-like voice) HELLO?!? I've been ordered to give this place a look-see!
 * Mr. Krabs:... That was surprisingly quick.
 * SpongeBob: MA-
 * Mr. Krabs: Zip it! Coincidence. (They went out) WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? (He noticed that a Hagfish similar to Madam Hagfish was seen)
 * Hagfish:... I, am Yaga Hagfish! I believe my daughter had a LOT to say before I received a little complaint recently. Something about an attempted poisoning through expired mayonnaise.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, well, I wouldn't put it like that, it was an accident. Ask these two, they'll vouch for me.
 * Yaga: Intentional or not, the complaints were VERY specific. So, in taking what my dear daughter said about this place, I'd like to give this place a little look-see. Give me your BEST dish, BESIDES what you refer to as a Krabby Patty. And do remember, if you cross me... (In Eartha Kitt-like voice) You'll be SORRY!!!
 * SpongeBob:...
 * Mr. Krabs: What? Good expressions of a villain. I'll give her props for a good attempt at intimidation. Alright, coming right up.
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was relaxing in his office)...
 * SpongeBob: (He came in) Uh, Mr. Krabs? We have a problem.
 * Mr. Krabs: Lad, I told you, not one more word about this curse stuff.
 * SpongeBob: No! It's just... Yaga said she liked the food.
 * Mr. Krabs:... And?
 * SpongeBob: Well, she said she was going to leave, but... She said she wasn't done yet.
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!? I gave her the best my restaurant had! What more could she want?
 * ???: I'll tell you what I want! (Yaga came in)...
 * Yaga: I must remind you, Krabs, that I do not want just the best of your business. I want to know... (Eartha Kitt voice) THE WORST!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Is this stalking? Cuz' I think that's illegal.
 * Yaga: I want your business file.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Only licensed health inspectors and critics can-
 * Yaga: (Eartha Kitt booming voice) NOOOOOOOW!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... WOW! Good lungs! Crystal Kelpsi be damned! Alright! (He hands it to her) Know there ain't NOTHIN' to worry about. Nothin', at, all!
 * SpongeBob: (He was worrying as Yaga read as he ate his arms in a similar fashion to the Hash-Slinging Slasher story)
 * Yaga:... Well... It seems your business is going rather SMOOTHLY!! Kudos on your moral code.
 * Mr. Krabs: See, SpongeBob? What were you worried abou-
 * Yaga: HOWEVER!... That was only the earliest work log. The modern work log is... Shall we say... Deplorable. It says a LOT of bad things about you. Quite frankly, I ain't happy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, we have periods in our life. It's like our life is a cartoon, or something.
 * Yaga: You tried to feed a moldy Krabby Patty to someone... For weeks. Not just that, you tried to tear a person's arm off for a penny, you reportedly sold someone's soul for 62 cents, you can't afford a wet-floor sign, you inflate the prices on a regular basis, you extort your workers, you pay in fake money, you spread vicious rumors, you sold grease to people, you tortured someone through a fear, you-
 * Yaga: -You refuse to allow temperature regulation because of thermostat costs, you fire a successful employer for a nickel, you extort anyone making a Krabby Patty, you stole someone's reward money with the excuse that it was in your cash register, you're willing to kick out royalty for free service without considering the consequences, you framed your own best fry cook for theft of the Krabby Patty's secret ingredient, you... Well, the literal list goes on. Well, these seem pretty illegal to me.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you psycho-analyzing me, mam?
 * Yaga: Maybe I am. But don't take MY word for it, there seems to be MORE! (He takes out his criminal file and worker rights catalog)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHERE DID YA GET THOSE?!?
 * SpongeBob: MAGIC!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, lad!
 * Yaga: (Reads them as SpongeBob ate his arms again, only more comically)... 5 counts counterfeit, 72 counts health code violations, 15 counts illogical refusal of service because of selfish reasons, 165 counts robbery, 66,000 counts theft, 1 count plagiarism, 35,500 counts extortion, 186 counts assault, 1 count lying in media form, 8,000 count tax evasion, 1,300 count insurance fraud, 56 counts usury, 18 counts slavery, 6 counts grave robbing, 9,955 counts violation of worker rights, 355 counts bribery, 77 count looting, 81 counts pickpocketing, 167 count bank fraud, the list goes on. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Do you have ANY idea how serious this is? I MAY want to consider telling everyone to proceed with caution and take these to heart when eating here.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Excuse you and your entire village, madam? Is this bad publicity? WELL, NO WONDER THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU! I always thought stranger danger was a silly myth, but lady, you proved me wrong. Frankly, I have to start establishing an UGLY LAW here! (The two gasped at what he just said) So, starting now, I'm gonna have to keep people like YOU outta my restaurant. And you know how the restaurant saying goes, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE! So do not preach like the rest. (He kicks her out, and puts an 'ugly law' sign on the window)
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Not a word, SpongeBob, or your fired! You are banned from my restaurant, along with your little overreacting little friend from that village. Get your ugly butt off my property!
 * Yaga:... (She got red eyes, and started with an Eartha Kitt evil cackle) Very well, Eugene Harold Krabs! Your trial is complete. You have failed to impress me. So, if you cannot repent the actions you reap on customers like me, then YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE KRUSTY KRAB, NOR THE KRABBY PATTY! I HEREBY CURSE YOUR RESTAURANT FOR YOUR CRIMES OF HOSPITALITY! YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER SALE, UNTIL YOU REPENT. IF YOU FAIL WITHIN THE WEEK, YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS BUSINESS, WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I make it clear I do not take bad publicity kindly. If I see your face here again, I'm callin' the cops! (He shuts the doors)... SHEESH! What has this world come to? You do all you can to make money and a decent living, and people want to take that from you! Sheesh! (He stopped to see the two shocked in horror of what he committed)... What?
 * Squidward: AN UGLY LAW?!? WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!? HAVE YOU GONE OFF THE DEEP END?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Keep it up, Squidward, I might fire you for insubordination.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, did you see the look on her face?!? That looked like REAL magic! Are you really going to let this slide?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I don't think you get it! She threatened to destroy my business!
 * Squidward: IS THAT AN EXCUSE TO GO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ON HER ASS, YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE?!? YOU JUST COMMITTED A HATE CRIME!!!
 * SpongeBob: And the curse?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU! For the last and only time, there is NO SUCH THING AS CURSES AND RUBBISH IN THIS WORLD!!! So no matter what you see, you two are not to make another complaint about this. Understand?
 * Squidward:... Fine! But don't come crying to us when we say we told you so! If this comes back to bite us... You're on your own!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah! You two are just overreacting. I KNOW what I am doing. That tone in her voice, the way she acted? The way she talked to me like that? She was committing a hate crime of her own, and trying to scare me. Well, my decision is final. I assure you, that by tomorrow morning, everything will be behind us.
 * Mr. Krabs: (The whole place was deserted)... Hmmm... They should be coming AAAANY second now. (A would-be customer drove by) Oh, there's one! (He came out) WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAB!
 * Pedestrian:... Oh, hey, you're the guy who declared an ugly law to your restaurant! WELL, BACK OFF! NOBODY WANTS TO EAT AT A RESTAURANT OWNED BY AN APPEARENCEST!
 * Mr. Krabs: "Appearencest? I don't think that's even a word. Second, that law was implamented because this one hag fish was bad mouthing me and me business!"
 * Pedestrian: Oh, so because a random hagfish that doesn't represent beauty-challnaged people as a whole bad mouthed you that gives ya the right to discrminate them!? WELL FIUCK YOU, YOUR BELIEVES, AND EVEN YOUR FOOD?! I hope you run out of business?! (He drove off)
 * Mr. Krabs: (SpongeBob was looking terrified)... Just a coincidence. (Tomatos were thrown at him)
 * Old Man: ELDERLY HATER!!!
 * Blobfish: (Daffy Duck voice) SPECIESIST!!!
 * Cerebral Palsy Fish: APPEARENCEST!!!
 * Old Lady: I WAS TOLD YOU'D BE A GOOD RESTAURANT! BUT NOW YOU'RE COMMITTING A HATE CRIME?!? SOMEONE OUGHTA PUT YOU IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL!
 * Fish #1: Remind me to NEVER invite my mother or grandmother to this place. You deserve what you've gotten! (They left booing him)
 * Squidward:... Stings like a jellyfish, doesn't it?
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, okay, fine! You two were right! I guess I overreacted! (He destroys the ugly law sign)... Let's forget that little stunt EVER happened! Soon enough people will forget I did this.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well... While we had no customers yesterday, I'm sure we'll have some now. The next sign I made is sure to make them forgive me. (An apology sign was seen as nobody noticed it)... Why aren't they reading the sign? (He picks it up) Maybe I misspelled- (He was shocked to see that the words suddenly vanished)... Alright, who switched out the signs?
 * Squidward:... You've had that there since the day started! And WE'VE been standing right here since! How could WE possibly do anything?
 * Mr. Krabs:... I gotta have a talk with Plankton!
 * SpongeBob: I'm pretty sure it's not Plankton, sir. If it was, we would've seen him do it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, I'm sure it's just the ink I used.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs? With all that's happened... Can't you at least acknowledge that maybe, JUST MAYBE, this MIGHT, be related to a likely facsimile of a curse?
 * Mr. Krabs: Lad, this is the real world! WAKE UP! Maybe it's just the open and closed sign screwing over us again! (He checked it only to find both sides said Closed)... Wha... Okay, who's punkin' me?
 * Squidward: Who would be punking you besides Plankton? Besides, if you think it IS him, why don't you ask him?
 * Mr. Krabs:... You know what? I will! (He marched there as this music played)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He comes in) ALRIGHT, PLANKTON! Whatever you may be plannin' with these pranks, it ain't gonna work! Get over here and tell me what'cher up to! (Everything was silent as the inside seemed relatively abandoned with no seats and no service propaganda)... Okay, Plankton, I'm serious! Get out here! (He goes into his lab to find nobody and nothing there. Even Karen was gone)... Plankton, you'd better not be with the Villain League, I kid you not! (He finds that the power is off)... No power?... That's weird.
 * SpongeBob: (He comes in) Mr. Krabs? Is Plankton there?
 * Mr. Krabs: No. Must be with the Villain League or something.
 * SpongeBob: Then... Then where's his stuff? Where's his computer wife?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Hmm! I get it now! He's trying to fool us into thinking he's gone, when later he's gonna swoop in, and steal the Krabby Patty formula right out from our he-... OH, CRAP! (They ran back to his office to find it was okay)... Oh, whew! Don't worry, lil' formuler! As long as yer' in this safe, you'll be... Well... Safe! (Suddenly the vault became pitch black as all that was seen was the money and the bottle)
 * (???): (Eartha Kitt voice) Oh, no? (Chortling and thunder was heard as all the money was sucked up into the void)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He made a comically panicked face as the money was gone) ME MONEY!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (As the vault setting returned to normal with the money gone, he fainted, only to be healed) Wha-wha?
 * (???): That little cash coma s*** won't save you this time, Krabs! Sheesh, that little sickness you invented is the lamest excuse of ANY cheapskate to get outta this!
 * SpongeBob: IT'S THE HAGFISH!!! I TOLD YOU, THIS IS A CURSE!!
 * (???): It IS a curse! You are unwise to label is as myth, even in your adventures!
 * Mr. Krabs: Hah! This is clearly a trick!
 * (???): (Loud Yzma-like cackling was heard as it scared all three) If this was a trick, could I do THIS? (She robbed all the money from Mr. Krabs)
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!? NO!!! ME MONEY!!! (He tries to save them but they all disappeared even in his grasp) STOP IT!
 * (???): I will stop, if, and only if, you repent!
 * Mr. Krabs: Repent what?
 * Squidward: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!? REPENT FOR WHAT YOU DID TO YAGA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Hey, I DID! I got rid of that sign, what more does that ugly hag want?
 * (Yaga): Just changing a sign is not going to repent your sin. Being cheap is a horrid sin! It has destroyed lives! Ebeneezer Scrooge as an infamous example! You must repent, by renouncing selfish cheapness.
 * Squidward: (Scoffs) You just asked the impossible from Mr. Krabs! Renounce selfish cheapness, it can't be done!
 * (Yaga): Then he will never sell another Krabby Patty again!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!?
 * (Yaga): You heard me! You are to repent yourself and show more courtesy with your cheapness within the end of the week. If you do not by then, you will lose the Krusty Krab, the Krabby Patty and it's formula, all of your fortune, and you will NEVER, EVER make a high-earned business again. Heck, if you prove too malicious, then you may as well never make another dollar again, and starve to death for Davy Jones' Locker to be waiting for you!
 * Squidward: AWWW, NO, THAT'S DAFFY DUCK'S QUACKBUSTERS LEVEL OF IMMORAL, ASSHO-
 * (Yaga): SILENCE!!! (Everyone stopped at that)... One week! Repent, or lament! (She cackles wickedly as everything went back to normal)
 * SpongeBob:... So, did THAT look make-believe to you, sir?
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He fainted)...
 * Squidward: "..... Oh relax, all we have to do is call-in Merlin and have him change you to be as generious as possable and beat this thing. It'll be as easy as-"
 * Squidward: MERLIN!! ANSWER ME!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? DON'T LEAVE US IN THIS ACCURSED HELL! OUR IQ IS DROPPING BY THE SECOND, WE'RE GONNA BECOME ONE OF THOSE DEMONS!!!!... DAMMIT! (He hung up) Nothing!
 * Mr. Krabs: But this thing has good connection! What gives?
 * (Yaga): (She appeared on the screen scaring them) Oh, your communicator doesn't work, either! Another thing to mention, every time you try to reverse it, your situation will get worse! There's only one way to fix it: repent! (She cackled as she disappeared)
 * Squidward:... Barnacles! That Hagfish thought of it!
 * Spongebob: "What're we gonna do? Without the aide of Merlin's magic, or Gazelle's Uniter Powers, or Icky's uncanny ability to bring a Kuzcoian Empire Employie out of nowhere and teach Mr. Krabs how to be generious, he can't become generious on his own! He can't even handle watching a doller get blended nor seeing a nickel fall down a drain! You can even distract him with a PENNY?! Overloving money is Mr. Krabs' naterol instinct!"
 * Squidward: "Well, as much as I can understand wanting to make Mr. Krabs stop being such a dirty cheapskate, this is BEYOND unethical?! A woman like this shoould be thrown in Magic Imprisoni!"
 * Spongebob: "Squidward, what can we do?"
 * Squidward: "...... We need to see Madam Hagfish and see if she can help us! She's Yaga's daughter, right? Surely she can reason Yaga out of this madness."
 * Madam Hagfish: "I'm sorry, but there's VERY little I can do about my mother's recent actions!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, VERY LITTLE?! WHEN I NEEDED TO GET RID OF YOUR CURSE, I HAD TO GO TO A CAVE FILLED WITH GOOEY STUFF AND FIGHT A DISINTERESTED DERPY GOLDEN EEL?! CAN'T WE JUST DO THE SAME WITH HER CURSE?! TELL ME, IS THERE LIKE, A SCARIER CAVE FILLED WITH BLOOD AND WE HAVE TO FIGHT A PLATINTUM GIANT SEA SNAKE?! CAUSE IF SO, BRING IT ON?!"
 * Madam Hagfish: "FIRST OF ALL, The Platintum Giant Sea Snake is for when you need to cure something like, Cancer, or bring forth world peace."
 * Squidward: "..... Why hasn't anyone persued it before if it can do those things?"
 * Madam Hagfish: "Why do you think there's so much blood? THAT THING KILLS YOU BY JUST LOOKING AT YOU AND YOU BURST INTO A MEAT EXPLOUDSION?!"
 * Squidward: "Oooooh."
 * Madam Hagfish: "Second, my mother's curses are not as easily curable as getting a piece of a great creature. With her, you actselly have to change your ways, or you may as well meet your end."
 * Spongebob: "That's horrorable!"
 * Madam Hagfish: "Why else do you think I don't call her? Her concept of how to change people is morally mistranslated and askew! And that's the NICE WAY to discribe her! But, due credit where it's due, it is, in a barbaric way, effective. One way or another, she at least made it that this world is not as STUPID AND CRUEL as it could've been. Do you know that before she was born, this world was like Bikini Bottom times 100? When she came around, it's only Bikini Bottom's that's a total mess!"
 * Squidward: "You sure you can't just, reverse it or something?"
 * Madam Hagfish: "Trust me, my own mother's magic trumps even my own. Secondly, even if I dare do it, she won't be afraid to render me useless, or worse!"
 * Squidward: "Okay, is there some kind of, grand Hagfish magic user we can talk to?"
 * Madam Hagfish: "..... You..... You seriously think that I am from a guild of fellow magical hagfish? Do you, do you listen to yourself?"
 * Squidward: "...... Well, you're in sense a gypsy witch, so-"
 * Madam Hagfish: "Gypsys are FAR from witches! If your thinking like we have a witches cove, then your mistaken! Gyspies are more limited to do, magiction like tricks and reading your fortune and charms! Gypsy craft is not nessersarly the same as witchcraft!"
 * Squidward: "Well can you at least recimend us to a magic Hagfish stronger then your mother?"
 * Madam Hagfish: "I do know of some. But sadly, three problems: 1, Half of them are either too far away, may had died, or fear my mother's magic too greatly to ever help. 2: My mother is not an honorable curse giver. She will halt any attempt to get a shortcut to fixing her curse. And 3:..... The Plot won't allow it."
 * Squidward: "Figures."
 * Spongebob: "Well, thanks for the help, and, sorry we wasted your time."
 * Madam Hagfish: It's no problem, child. She's much more moral than you think, even though she SEEMS evil at first glance. Let's just say, she's got her own cruel way of helping people.
 * Mr. Krabs: "(As the trio leave)..... Ohhhhh, what am I gonna do now?"
 * Squidward: "I know you won't like what I'm about to say.... BUT WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TEACH YOU, GENERIOUSY?! EVEN IF IT KILLS US?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: (As he was in the spectral hole in his formula vault while Squidward and SpongeBob were holding him through a life-line, and he popped out) A-HA!!... WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOO!! I did it! The formuler is back in my claws!
 * ???: SOMEONE'S NOT TAKING HIS WARNING TO HIS GREEDY HEART! (Chuckles as the formula was grabbed by a Hagfish-like tail, and it yanked it out of his grasp, and it was swallowed by a Hagfish spectral face, as everything went back to normal with an Eartha Kitt cackle)
 * Mr. Krabs:... YOU LITTLE THIEVING SCOUNDREL!!!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's clear that we're not going to defeat this with force. We've done nothing but fail to stop this the hero way. You're gonna have to give the curse what it wants, and repent.
 * Mr. Krabs: I CAN'T!
 * Squidward: YOU'D RISK YOUR OWN CAREER FOR THAT?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's okay. We can, just build another Krusty Krab, and make ANOTHER secret formuler. It's been destroyed before, right?
 * SpongeBob: And what's going to stop Yaga from doing the same again? Heck, what's to say the curse will undo any attempt to fix this? Sir, you're gonna have to face it. Every time you try to fix this the wrong way, all you do is make things worse. It knows that every time you try to cheat your way out, you're proving Yaga's point that you shouldn't have this place and everything in it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you saying I don't deserve ANY of this, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: I'm not ever sure of it myself, honestly. You need to start facing reality, sir. This incident is not going to be forgotten very easily. No customers have been around since the day the curse came, food and supplies have vanished, and now, the Secret Formula is gone.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Sighs)... You may be right, lad. But... My BIGGEST problem is that... THIS IS A DAVY JONES-LOAD OF EFFORT TO JUST PROVE THAT TO ME! YAGA, WHY?!? WHO ARE YOU TO DO THIS TO ME?!? WHAT KINDA WITCH ARE YOU?!?
 * (Yaga): (Evil side, cackles) You wanna know? Well, I cannot show you. If I did, how would you learn? No... Your only two comrades are enough to understand. (Cackles as she knocks them out)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHA... WHAT DID YOU DO?!?... HELLO?!?... SPONGEBOB?!? SQUIDWARD?!?... WAKE UP!!! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He and Squidward were seen in a quaint village)... Wh... Where are we?
 * (Yaga): This, is my hometown. AND the hometown, of my daughter! (Good side)... Let's just say... Me and my daughter have never seen eye-to-eye since her dad left.
 * Yaga: ARE YOU KIDDING?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: Do I SOUND like I'm kidding? I am TIRED of using magic for selfish gain. I firmly believe, that the way to get people to repent, is to simply put them in a false sense of security. You KNOW magic is VERY wasteful.
 * Yaga: (Evil half) YOU TRAITOROUS DAUGHTER!! WHAT HAVE I BEEN TEACHING YOU ALL THESE YEARS?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: And THAT'S another thing! Your evil split personality no longer scares me. I've grown used to it by now. So, I am only going to do what I want, and offer my magic services responsibly. Unlike you, I believe in using it responsibly, and I do NOT believe in using magic as a means to solve ALL of my problems.
 * Yaga: THE NERVE?!? WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE THAT?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: Mother, you do it all the time. You solve any problem you have with a quick spell. And you KNOW why we're not welcome to certain people anymore, because magic is NOT to be used for personal gain, whether for the right reasons or not. Using magic to solve any and all problems is a grievous misuse and proves that the user is lazy and VERY selfish, and that's what YOU did.
 * Yaga: (Good voice) But... But daughter, I cannot go on with my business without you.
 * Madam Hagfish: Maybe that's the point here. I cannot support you anymore. We children have to leave our parents some time. It's time you did something productive on your own for a change.
 * Yaga: (Evil voice) INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT!! YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A SPANKING!!! (She tries to do so until Madam Hagfish caught the tail)
 * Madam Hagfish: AND, abuse and punishment, is not going to work anymore. I'm finished with you. You can't just keep me cooped up forever. Split personality, punishment, or not, it's time I did what I wanted. You don't like that, it's not my problem. (She gets in her carriage)... Good day. (She left)
 * Yaga:... THAT... LITTLE... BRAT!!! (She unleashed powerful magic that destroyed the area)...
 * (Squidward):... Big deal! You're doing this because your child left you.
 * (Yaga): You REALLY think that's what this is about? No! (Good voice) Over time, I realized she was right. I didn't need her AT ALL! So... When she told the story of how she viewed you people, put you into a false sense of security, I realized she was more better off on her own than I thought. (Evil voice) But in a way... She made it easy for ME! She made you believe that curses were STILL not real. Well, let me tell you something: Magic IS real. EVEN in this world. It is power, and it can allow us to do ANYTHING.
 * (SpongeBob):... Well, I kinda have to agree with your daughter. Magic being used to get out of any situation, IS kinda lazy.
 * (Yaga): I am BEYOND that now! My WRETCHED other personality has made me go soft against my own will! Said I needed to do what my daughter did, but to a more REALISTIC perspective. AND THAT'S BY CURSING PLACES INTO REPENTING, BY FORCE! (Cackles)
 * (Squidward): Mr. Krabs is NOT a person who can so easily repent. He's just too attached to money, even a curse is not going to convince him otherwise.
 * (Yaga): Well, too bad, so sad. That's his problem, and not mine. He CHOSE to prove that he shouldn't own a business with such fame. So, this will go on. Unless Mr. Krabs repents, he will no longer sell another Krabby Patty, EVER AGAIN!!! (Cackles wildly)
 * Mr. Krabs was alone as everything he cared for, vanished into nothing.....
 * Mr. Krabs: "Woe is me.... What can I do?...."
 * ???: "AHOY THERE, ME SON! (Popeye laugh!)..."
 * Mr. Krabs: "(GASP!)..... Dad?"
 * A spirit of a navy sailor crab with a Popeye Motive was seen. This assumed to be Mr. Krabs' father.
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: "I've been told you be having a hagfish problem, me boy. And a problem with courtesy."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Your best not to get involved, dad. Yaga has took everything from me. Even ME BEST FRY COOK..... And Squidward. Now, I'm an hour away from doom!"
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: "..... Boyo.... Have I ever tell ye the story of how I met yer mother?"
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Well, you never got to. (Sniffles). You died in a navy ship accsident because the captain got too drunk."
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: Well, it's actually why ye' started out poor from the beginning. You see... I gave up our entire fortune of treasure... To save her life.
 * Mr. Krabs:... You did?
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: Aye! You see, before ye were born, we were about to get a divorce because... I was just as cheap as you.
 * (Mr. K's Dad):... Let's just say, we met at a place we had a Christmas truce, and where it reminded us of the biggest story to glorify it: Charles Dickens' classic Christmas Carol. In me time, it was a time where I used me wealth for everything I ever loved. Instead of givin' me crew some money shares, I gave them something paid for it. (The crew loved their gifts). And one of them... Was someone I met in me starting days in the Navy at the Battle of Bikini Bottom. (A young Mrs. Krabs was seen as he gave her a wedding ring)
 * Mr. K's Dad:... Betsy Krabbler, will you marry me?
 * Mrs. Krabs: (She gasped)... YES! I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! (The two hugged until the crew awed at the door)
 * Mr. K's Dad:... I DIDN'T ASK YE' SCALLYWAGS TO AW!! GET BACK TO WORK! (They scrambled comically)
 * (Mr. K's Dad): So yeah, we got married on our boat. But before ye' were born... I let the greed of the biggest treasure score get to me. I ended up making a mistake of lookin' like I loved me treasure more than her, and she went to get a divorce. It was... Quite heart-breaking. But... Later on, karma kicked me in the balls when the treasure actually belonged to none other than... (The Flying Dutchman appeared)
 * Flying Dutchman: WHO DARES STEAL THE FLYIN' DUTCHMAN'S TREASURE?!? (Everyone screamed as Mr. Krabs' Dad was the only one to stand up)... AHHH, I TRUST YOU BE THE CAPTAIN?!?
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: YES! AND I BE WILLIN TO FIGHT FOR THIS TREASURE! IF I WIN, YOU GET MORE OF YER' OWN! IF I LOSE, IT'S YOURS AGAIN!
 * Flying Dutchman:... You're on then, captain! However, there is ONE term I'd like to add. You want me treasure, then will you be willin' to pay a price?
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: A PIRATE ALWAYS TAKES RISKS, SO I GIVE ME WORD!
 * Flying Dutchman: OKAY, THEN! (He fired a snot blast from his mouth)
 * (Mr. Krabs' Dad): Our battle was legendary! We fought long and hard! We fought until dawn! And in the end, it was I who raised triumphant! But then... The Flying Dutchman named his price!
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad: Alright, you accursed spirit! What is your price? Me soul?
 * Flying Dutchman: WAAAHAHAHAHAHA! Yer' soul seems WAY too bold for me liking! I want something BETTER! Let us talk about this... IN THE VOID!
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad:... Void?
 * (Mr. Krabs' Dad): So, that's when he took me into his realm, where yer greatest fears take form. As for me?... It was something VERY unexpected, and heart-wrenching!
 * Flying Dutchman:... Jack Krabs! The Navy's biggest jack of all trades! Ohhhh, how I heard so much about you since the moment you first found yer' first X! Such a prodigy, still on the rise, but look at you now!
 * Mr. Krabs' Dad (Jack):... Uh... I don't follow!
 * Flying Dutchman: You don't see the biggest potential you're sailin' for? You don't see where you're headed?
 * Jack: Well, I WAS gonna get a life with the treasure I just won fair and square!
 * Flying Dutchman: Oh, no! You are about to kiss your destiny in the lips!
 * Jack: Eh?
 * Flying Dutchman: How long will it last? How many times will you find yer'self wantin to survive off of just piracy and welfare? Wealth is business and trading for what ye' need to survive as a mortal. How long before they all turn on you?
 * Jack:... Still don't get it.
 * Flying Dutchman: (Shows him visions) You were carefree, Jack! The best pirate/Navy seal around! Ye' save yer' home from doom! But after bounty after bounty later, you find that you can never feed the beast! And somewhere along the way, it dies. It ALWAYS dies! And THAT'S where they yearn to see you fail! You make a reputation for yerself by creating it out of making enemies and friends, and even a family! But, somewhere, you wonder, if it was all worth it! But... Why create, when it is so much fun to destroy?... You wanna know why I was never buried and used as some kinda window display? Because, my friend, I was just like you! Happy and holy and all that was the joy of piracy! But in the end, I died as a legend... That was so feared, I became a window display. That's why the fear manifested... INTO THIS! (Cackles) But what this world doesn't break... IT KILLS! IT'S THE GREATEST TALE YOU'LL EVER TELL, EVEN AS A DEAD MAN, JACK!
 * Jack: Uh... What?
 * Flying Dutchman: You spend yer' time plundering and pillaging, and you did it for the fun, and for the fulfillment of all ye ever knew! But then, one day when the people stop looking up to you... You look back, and wonder whatever went wrong! Well... It's all in yer' soul, lad! GREED! GREED IS WHAT LEAD YOU HERE! And I did me fair share of sending bad undersea folk, INCLUDING THE GREEDY ONES, to Davy Jones' Locker! You blew it all away with yer' greed! And that, is why the price, is going to sting like a jellyfish! (Jack was seen in ghostly shackles)... The price, is to either join in me ghostly crew upon death and keep the treasure you longed for, or... Well... (He snaps and teleports in Mrs. Krabs)
 * Jack: BETSY!
 * Mrs. Krabs: JACK!
 * Flying Dutchman: IF THE JOY OF PIRACY IN ALL IT'S JUICY IS WHAT YE' SEEK, THEN THE TREASURE IS ALL YOURS, AND YE' WILL HAVE IT EVEN AFTER DEATH! And best of all, you will be forever untouchable, immortal, and feared, like me! You can have ALL the treasure in the world, once you stand tall, as the spirit you know you're meant to be!
 * Mrs. Krabs: JACK, NO!
 * Flying Dutchman: So... What'll it be, Jack-Of-All-Trades? The clock is ticking!
 * Jack: "....... I choose Betsy."
 * Flying Dutchman: "Just as suspected, you greedy skinflinted- (Makes the same surprised face from the first Halloween Spieceal)..... Le Par-Don?"
 * Jack: I know what you're playing at, Dutchman! This treasure is cursed to turn whoever want it into greedy d***s! This was clearly just a means to lure me into your crew! A way to turn me against Betsy! Well, I got news for you, FD, I SAY NO TO HAVIN' YER TREASURE! I SAY YES TO HAVING A LIFE I ALWAYS LONGED FOR! What's there worth to be a permanent part of yer' ghostly crew, when all it does is make you nothing but greed, pain, and all that is fear? Well, I still love Betsy! Love is more powerful than any curse you can put on me. (The two hugged after young Betsy was touched)
 * Flying Dutchman:... GRRRRGH!!! ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, YOU WILL BE A PART OF ME, JACK!
 * Jack: I don't think so! I don't intend to let you go off Scott free after messing with one o the biggest pirates of all time! (He ends up trapping him in the same bottle as in the Revenge of the Flying Dutchman game as he screamed)... You're safe now, Betsy!... Let's live happily ever after... THE PIRATE WAY! (The two went out of the void and sailed off)
 * Jack's Ghost: (Mr. Krabs was touched)... So ye' see, son, I ain't tellin' ya to not change who you are. Let's face it, you'll NEVER be completely generous. But you just have to be cool about it. Just do what you can to show you ain't completely a cheap ol' tightwad. All Yaga wants from ye is to prove you ain't a good candidate for Davy Jones Locker. Lemme tell ya' how pissed I was when FD tried to send you there once! See, he wasn't always trapped in that bottle, and when I found him, I was there to put him back, but some d***-cheeses are apparently illiterate as I wrote 'DANGER: DO NOT OPEN OR ELSE' ON THE FLAPPIN' BOX!!! He keeps escapin'! Point is, you shouldn't prove him right. I am disappointed at you for getting yourself in this mess, and not the first time, but you MUST be proud of who you are, and don't do anything that risks yer' life's work! Be a MAN! Sacrifice even a SINGLE penny, just to do the right thing!
 * Mr. Krabs:... I... Thank you, father! Thank you!
 * Jack: Fair thee well, son! ANCHORS AWEIGH! (He jumped off into the sky)
 * Mr. Krabs now got a determined face.
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Well Eugene, A Krab's gotta do what a Krab's gotta do. YAGA, SHOW YOURSELF RIGHT NOW?!"
 * A series of dark storms brewed around the area and appeared in the form of Yaga's laughing face!
 * Yaga: "Oh how cute! You have some last words for me!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "As a matter of fact, yes! And those words are...... My humblest apologies for treating ye so rudely."
 * Yaga: "Bah! Typical of a greedy old skin-flinted (Makes a surprised face like how the Dutchman did)..... Excusi moi?"
 * Mr. Krabs: Look, I just want to be clear on something. I will never be generous, I cannot help that. Alot of that has to do with being extremely poor thanks to my father's sacrivice to save me mother from the Dutchman and how pre-archrival Plankton introduse me to money. Alot of that "Greed" wasn't meant to be harmful. Well, at least, not always to an intentional scale. I just ended up getting blinded by me love of money from time to time. I mean, I love money to the point that I suffered a cash coma from losing me money in an old lumpy mattress because Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick even though he doesn't work for me, tried to give me a comfertable night sleep! So, if ye were hoping that I change who I am through your curse, well, then your gonna be disappointed that not everyone goes through an extreme change as simple as that! But at the very least, I am still courteous. Money may be the most important to me life, but it does not affect my duties as much as it used to anymore. I am not heartless, and I do what I must to ensure me business is flowing. Not even money is enough for me to throw away me life. So... I repent!
 * Yaga:... (Cackles)... You don't get it, do you? You regret what you do, but you always end up doing it again anyway. You still do bad things to good people. For all I know, you sold everything nice from yourself just for a couple of bucks. To this day, you still commit unlawful deeds, right after learning a hard lesson about the consequences of being cheap. You fired your best fry cook over a nickel, and yet you sold his soul for 62 cents previously! You still learned nothing over the week. You must denounce your cheapness, COMPLETELY!
 * Mr. Krabs: OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, ARE YOU FOR REAL LADY?!
 * Yafa: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS?!? Just being courteous is not enough. You must be made to ensure you never harm people with your actions again! The only way to make a complete difference in that regard, is to always be generous!
 * Mr. Krabs: As I said, Plankton back when he was actselly a friend to me introduced me to money when I was wearing nothing but rags! Your problem here is that your trying to make a Sea Horse drink water you had just lead it to. Just because you lead it there to begin with doesn't mean it'll drink. I tried before, and it's just not possible! SO, at least be glad you got SOMETHING from me!
 * Yaga: Well, I'm afraid that's not my problem! If you cannot repent properly, then you WILL lose everything by the hour!
 * Mr. Krabs: YOU'RE ASKING TOO MUCH OUT OF ME!!!
 * Yaga: No I am not!
 * Mr. Krabs: "...... Okay, lady! Something is CLEARLY wrong with you! I think I'm starting to get why your own daughter doesn't want to be near you! Your too absolute! At least she wasn't afraid to help me out of a curse she placed on me by having me fight a derpy eel! But you? IT'S LIKE YOUR PROCESSED BY A DARKER FORCE?!"
 * Yaga: DON'T CRITICSED ME, CRUSTAIGHTION?! Becoming generous is as easy as taking your first step, and you know it! If it's really that hard, why should you be trusted with a business like this?
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well, Bikini Bottom isn't exactly a town of geniuses, even before it's great downfall as a socity, so-"
 * Yaga: THE PEOPLE BEING IDIOTS DOESN'T COUNT?! You're going to do far worse if you are not dealt with. So either you repent the right way by denouncing your cheapness... (She snaps as the place collapsed around them)... OR YOU WILL NEVER SELL ANOTHER PRODUCT AGAIN!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He screamed as SpongeBob and Squidward came through)... YOU SLIMY OLD WITCH!!! WHY ARE YOU BEING SO UNREASONABLE?!?
 * (Yaga): YOU ARE THE UNREASONABLE ONE!!! YOU REFUSE TO STOP BEING CHEAP AND ENDANGER THOSE AROUND YOU!!! YOU ARE PROVING TO BE UNFIT FOR BUSINESS NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO!! I MADE IT CLEAR: REPENT, OR LAMENT!!!
 * Squidward: MR. KRABS, WHAT DID YOU DO?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know! Probably don't think this witch is just going to accept that I'm never going to stop being who I am!
 * SpongeBob: Well, you're gonna have to prove to her that you can manage well without renouncing it! It's our only hope!
 * Mr. Krabs: I can't work under these conditions! (Jack's Ghost came in)
 * Jack: Alright, you witch, my son ain't going down to some unreasonable hagfish! I'll show you that he can be JUST as courteous as he can being cheap!
 * Yaga: "I CAN'T EVEN TRUST THE DEAD TO NOT INTERFEAR?!"
 * Squidward: "Wait a minute, Mr. Krabs, is that your father?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Aye."
 * Spongebob: "Why didn't you talk about him before?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Mother didn't want me to remind ourselves about how he was victim a naval ship accsident because of a drunk captain."
 * Squidward: "...... Since when does the Navy allowed Alcahol consumption?"

Trivia
1. Re-writing Johan's fate.
 * The Stories of this Episode are shown out of Chronological Order. The Chronologically correct order goes as follows: Goonami happened first, then the Main Drain, Then Curse of the Hex, Then Trenchbillies, Then Pinata Locas, Then Weresquirrel, Then Bikini Bottom Triangle, Then Volcano, Then Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy, and concluding with Rraarg happening way far off from the others, as the other stories all take place in June whereas Rraarg takes place in August. This is mostly to reference that the early edits took place in those dates, though some dates were changed, like the Bikini Bottom Triangle Story's date changing from 18 to 17 for numerial consistentcy cause of there being TWO 18 date events as of November 27, 2018.
 * These stories were also meant to chronologically be after the canon Legends of Bikini Bottom, which aired November 16, 2010, whereas these stories would've appeared sometime afterwords, 1/29/2011 for the exsample of the Main Drain Episode. This was changed due to the fact that these stories reference things that have happened beyond since 2010, like the includtion of the Spongebob crew already knowing Bubbles, References to things that happened during SAF lore, and that these stories are considered to be taken place inbetween the aftermath of Emperor Lu Kang and before the start of The Defence of De-Extinction, so, assentually during the off-time at the same time (Potaintionally) during when Icky and Iago talked about the events of Icky and Iago: Xenophobe Busters.
 * This episode was meant to be a Season 6 episode, but in response to the passing of Spongebob's Creater, the episode was moved to become a Season 3 episode to pay a dedicated tribute to the left behind legacy of Spongebob.
 * The Stories themselves went through many prior revisions to iron out pacing and writing. Beyond things like spelling corrections or adding or removing lines, this includes but is not limited to:

2. Removing An odd number of unfilled chapters.

3. Adding Scenes to Neglected Chapters.

4. Adding Legend Dates for Chronological Numbering.

5. Revising certain scenes from earlier drafts.


 * In addition to this, the pre-True Defeluptment drafts exspearienced many changes. Per-exsample: Main Drain had new characters, additional creatures and further lore for Drainthus and what he is. Trenchbellies had additional, though subsiquintly not seriously impourent characters, plus a needed inbetween scene placed before the two prior pre-defelupment scenes. Goonami had the same treatment with additional characters that mostly served minor roles, with two, Dr. Philmore and Dr. Koi serving relitively bigger roles, along with Goonami given a more sympathic origin then just being a generic freed frozen monster. Shark Lord was given a lore expansion to the Pearl's history and some fine-tuning to pre-true delfeuptment scenes, along with Shark Lord given a greater reason then the basic villain reasons. (Pending for other stories).
 * This Episode is the biggest reference collection of Spongebob Canon ever. It also addressed and pointed out the flaws of certain infamous episodes, including "A Pal for Gary", and generally calling out Squidward's infamous bad luck.
 * This Episode is the largest pre-worked episode, rivaled only by the Grimaced Souls 2-Parter for how many scenes have been pre-added.
 * This Episode contains stories that continued the Canon Legends' stories, and corrected flaws while it was at it, along with adding new legends based on the coinsiding Games based around the spiecal.
 * Hector is assentually a revision from an OC from MSM's fanfic days, no less different then Lord Cobra being an oc for Scroopfan's old Kung Fu Panda Fanfic stories WAAAAAAAAAY before SAF became a thing.
 * Out of all the legends, the Lougers were able to mostly appear in Mermaidman and Barnicleboy's legend, though Icky snuck a camio in the late segment of Rraarg's legend.
 * Symbolicly, The first Bikini Bottom Canon Legends started out with Rrarrg's introduction, but SAF Legends, Chronologically speaking, ends with Rraarg. Sponge-Cano was also the last legend of the episode set yet SAF's Volcano was somewhere in the top three ending stories.
 * MSM wanted to make a character named Dolpha, the guardian of a sought after Fountain of Youth to Shark Lord. But due to the logic that Super-Heroes are treated like Celebrities and how Supervillains can sometimes persue normal activities in the world of Spongebob, using Dolpha would've made a powerful sacred fountain TOO STUPIDLY EASY TO FIND BY NOW, so it was removed and Dolpha was replaced with Chinese Mermaids.
 * Shark Lord's Shark Super Villain Assusiates are often references to established super villains, some more blantent about it then others.
 * The Goonami legend barely has much of Scroopfan's imput other then minor adjustments.
 * Lizzie was initionally written to be foul-tempered and spiteful, but this was re-written to make her more calm and collective, because an explousive temper contrasted to her Angelia Joulie Character inspired design. She can still be agressive, but it was made into a more, subtle way.
 * Jupiter was originally a Black dogfish, but it was changed into a Viperfish because it was felt that just having another vicious guard dog would be too atypical, so it was spiced up to be more of a pet guard snake. Also, Viperfish are abit more intimidating then a dogfish. It was also to keep up with the surrealist nature of Spongebob's world's trench socities.
 * Monte Berg's spieces was msitaken to be an AUUian spieces because Scroopfan just knew FUCK ALL about anichent fishes because the name felt too AUU-sounding.
 * Drainthus was assentually the second introdused Outer Dimentional Being for SAF, the first belonging to the Amoral Ones.
 * The Patchy and Potty Prologue didn't had a prior existence in Pre-Defeluptment Stages. It was recently added by X-OvrLuvr.
 * Lacent was a character that had to go through a redesign to look more sophisticated then he looked initionally because Scroopfan envisioned a more stereotypically sophisticated hunter, along with the character being more refined in personally then originally written. Spirule was another character that went through a redesign, going from looking like an oddly headed Squidwardian Ram Squid to looking more resemblent to the Cefulapod Lodge Leader to look more like a truly powerful shaper of earth.
 * This episode has no canonical connection to the School of Friendship Arc because it focuses more on events prior to it, alongside the fact that it's basicly a mostly Spongebob-focused episode as one can obviously tell.
 * This is basically the 3rd Anthology Episode for the second part of Season 3, literally behind The Bester Gift Ever and Holiday Spoiled Anthology. It is also the 4th Anthology in Season 3 over all, the first is Almost Had Them. But it's penultimately the 5th Anthology of all of SAF, the first being The Tallest Talltales EVAH!.
 * Also the first Chronitcles Episode to have a Trivia section, albeit only because this episode was speical enough for it considering what it is centered around.