Metamorphosis

Metamorphosis is the 12th episode of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In it, the Shell Lodge recieves reports of a mutant monster in New York called Xenon that is causing mischief for some odd reason. They team up with Bernard and Bianca to find the monster, and they realize that Xenon is a former scientist that had a horrible lab accident 5 years ago that turned him into what he is now, and needs a cure before the effects make him feral, then kills him. But they also hear that the Villain League has asigned McLeach, Gaston (on a side mission to get Lefrou on his side who reformed to the Shell Louge Squad on the beauty and the beast project.) and Clayton to track Xenon down, and capture him. they also recruited a mad sciencetist named Dr. Marz because he wants revenge for ruining his Mutant Lucust project and getting him introuble with Senator Tri-Corn. Now the Shell Lodge and the 2 mice must help Xenon get his life back before it's too late.

Chapter 1- Xenon
In a park New York City flashback. reality.
 * a male Deer and and female deer are seen making out in a car.
 * Female Deer: "Oh Justin. your the greatest."
 * Justin the male deer: "Thanks Jem. i told you this spot is awesome."
 * a creature was lerking in the bushes, and for some reason, stares sadly at the cuple over there, like it lost something of impourence to it.
 * Jem: "The night is so beautiful."
 * Justin: "Yep."
 * the creature only continued to look, but walked away.
 * (Voice): "Your propbuly curious of the creature in the bushes. what is it, and why was it looking at those teens? Perhaps, i should, explain. I am Xenon. or at least Blake Hoskins, and i was an Igguna. I no longer bear the curse of death.... but, there was a time when i did, and had another problem: being a monster. time to explain. long time ago, i made a horrorable mistake in the Dragon Realms verson of the big apple, which is not too dreadfully far from the Dragon Temple. if at least by, a long hike away. Anyway, let me tell you the story, of the Monster refered too, as Xenon. and how he gained the only friends he could ever get, called the Shell Louge Squad, and how, they haved helped me."
 * (Xenon)- It all started on a normal day when I was still, what you might call me, a monster. (Xenon hides in silouette in a dark alley deeply growling) Yes, that's me. (Xenon sees mini-mart) When I was Xenon, I was always looking for trouble. But what choice did I have? I needed to survive. (Xenon disappears when changing color, and sneaks towards the mini-mart, and enters through the roof)
 * Xenon- (Climbs on ceiling unnoticed and still camouflaged. Xenon takes a few bananas, bread, peanut butter, and steaks with long sticky tongue) Yes! (Smacks tongue, but just as he was about to leave...)
 * Security Guard- (Shoots at Xenon) HEY, CHAMELEON GUY! You're not leaving without paying for that stuff, so don't move a mus--(Xenon decamouflages)--CLLLLLEE?!? GOOD GOD! (Xenon roars at him, and spits at him with slime) Eeew! (Suddenly weakens) Aaarrgh! What...what is this stuff! AAARRRGH! AHHHGH! (gets parolised, but otherwise is alright.)
 * Xenon- (Everyone else looks at him, and Xenon roars at them, causing a panic, and Xenon leaves with food)
 * (Xenon)- What can I say? I need food wherever I can find it. But that's not the worst of my problems.
 * police cars came in, coming out of them is Axel, and his annoying unoffitcal partner (to him) gazelle cop Jennet.
 * Axle: "Ok, Mr. Abomination, think you could just go ahead and steal from people and/or parasiles them like you own the place! well, Axle here has other plans!"
 * Jennet: "You tell him, Axy ol' partner!"
 * Axle: "Oh for the love of, we're not partnersm newbie, i just got stuck with baby-sitting a newbie, because the chief couldn't find anyone else!"
 * Xenon vanishes before Axle looks again!
 * Axle: "Dah! he's gone!"
 * Jennet: "Oh, i bet he was a camilian!"
 * Axle: "Then that was one ugly camilian if it was one."
 * Jennet: "Well, what makes you think it wasn't?"
 * Xenon: (Decamouflages, and roars at Axle and Jennet as Jennet screams in terror)
 * Axle: Oh, for the love of Christ! (Zaps at Xenon, but Xenon remains unharmed by the electricity, and Xenon fires the electricity back at Officer Axle) YAAAAAAOOOOWCH! (Falls to ground) HOW CAN I EVEN BE AFFECTED BY ELECTRICITY?!? I'M A GODDAMN ELECTRIC EEL!
 * Xenon looks at Jennet.
 * Jennet: "EEK! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! WE'LL LET YOU OFF WITH A WARNING, I RPOMISE!"
 * Xenon just stared, as if shocked.
 * Xenon suddenly saw visions of a Female pink lizard, and a differnet female gazselle.
 * Jennet looks at Xenon, confused.
 * Jennet: "Uh, you ok, Mr. Camilian."
 * Xenon runs off without saying a thing or even doing anything to Jennet.
 * Jennet: "Uh.... I'm confused. it harmed you, but didn't do a thing to me."
 * Axle: "Ow.... Lucky for you, it's possably like certain animals, targets males when challnaged, but, doesn't harm a female, or do anything unless it's breeding season."
 * Jennet: "Well, good thing i already have my eye on someone else."
 * Axle: "Oh, please tell me your not another newbie witha dumb crush on me!"
 * Jennet: "Oh your silly! your cute for a walking fish thing, but i do have a boyfriend, silly. His name is Drake Zebra."
 * Axle: "Your dating a striped horse?"
 * Jennet: "Tecnecly a few sizes shy of a horse, but yes."
 * Axle: "Well, at least your not gonna be as bad as the last few newbies."
 * Xenon was the whole thing in secret, and growls sadly, but quietly.
 * (Xenon): "I bet your wondering why i didn't harm that girl.... Well, too things. One: i am a gentlemen, and a gentlemen, if they are monsters... usually, never harms a lady. but i have a greater reason then just good manners, i had a girlfriend who belongs in the same spieces of that gazelle cop. Her name of Kate. i also had a sister who cared for me no matter what. i had their trust, but, Xenon ruined everything. my sister was upset with everyone chasing me away, that she ended up going insane, and tried to use my work to make an army of monsters, and was arrested, and was sent somewhere far away. and Kate.... she's heart broken. i don't know if she is still loves me or not... I have doubts she's looking for me. Who would ever care for a monster, i used to believed. i guess i need to explain what i mean by work. Well, here's the thing."
 * (Xenon): 5 years ago, back in my...glory days, I was a medical biologist who was very famous for creating many kinds of medicines including pills that makes a land creature breathe underwater for 24 hours. Pretty awesome if you ask me. Anyway, on with the real problem. I became determined to create a medicine that would make a person's life better and efficient. So, I mixed many DNA genes into one sample, many of which include a chameleon's ability to change color. I decided to test it on my pet rat, and it worked well. The rat was a more efficent species then. Little did I know that this DNA would change my life forever. After I showed my girlfriend, Kate, about this new discovery, she was a little...reluctant. She asked me if I knew what I was doing, and I thought I was sure I was. But when she saw my rat, she was disgusted. She warned me not to use it, but I refused. (Shrugs) If ONLY I had listened to her in the first place! Anyways, before I could introduce this new medicine to the public, I needed to test it on myself, and I did. I looked pretty ugly, but it didn't matter to me. But it did to them. They looked at me in disgust, and had my labs shut down for good. It was horrible! I lost everything. But it only got worse when...(Mutated rat appears dead) Disgusting, isn't it? My rat had died in less than 5 days. It was risky, but I had to sneak into my shut down labs, and find out why this happened. And I did. Turns out, the medicine had 5 phases of mutations. These 5 phases introduced too much gene traits for my metabolism to hold. As a result, the rat died because it's metabolism collapsed. I realized that I had only 5 YEARS to find the cure before my metabolism shuts down completely. But before I could...(Teargas grenade is thrown into the lab, and Xenon gets knocked out and taken away by the police) I found myself in a jail cell after my knock out, and had no idea how to escape. That was when I discovered I had abilities far beyond my comprehension. I had to escape, and find my labs and Kate to end it once and for all. However, I was shocked to see that my labs were DESTROYED! Then I saw Kate walking down the street in front of me. I tried to reason with her, but...(Kate screams)
 * Kate: OH MY GOD, A MONSTER! (Screams and runs away)
 * (Xenon): I lost everything that day. My home, my girlfriend, and my one chance to make things normal. I had no way to cure myself, and I was doomed to die within 5 years.
 * Xenon was crawling into the sewers.
 * (Xenon): "I at least found out why people were afraid. there were alot of reasons. One, the X-men comics introduse alot of hidious, and/or very evil mutants, so, mutants are, nateroly feared. second, because the pratice of mutantion porved dishasterious. many cases of mutants seeking to dominate the "Normals" as they called regular people one such nutcase was a crazed Charles Darwin fan named Hank. it was also because mutants belonged in the monster catagory, and monsters in general, do not have a good track record, because of anicent history, like Vampires, Werewolfs, Mummies, Alien Monsters, prehistoric fish people, Horror movie monsters, Sci-fi monsters, most X-men villains, and the worse of them all: The dark Spawn, and that there's this story that monsters once served aside the Dark spawn in times of old. i am judged because of the sins of others. and who can blame them, i haven't exsactly became any better then the creatures i mentioned. at least all i am doing is stealing food and freaking people out. It's not like i ameating and killing people or anything. no, for the time being, i still have my sentient intellect. it's what kept me from becoming like other monsters.... for now. it has already been 5 years since the insodent. for now, my intelligents prevented me from, going to far... but, i am afraid, it's only a matter of time before... i become what everyone thinks of me. I even wish i die before it can even get there."
 * Xenon reaches his lair.
 * (Xenon): "I actselly hope, this will become my tomb. before, i become a true monster... but, i never counted on, on meeting the most amazing, forgiving, and in some cases, annoying, group of heroes that dare, stare down the face of true adversity, and say they done it before. and, while i never knew it would happen, but they would soon become my friends. neither of us, just didn't know it yet."

Chapter 2- The Monster of The Big Apple
The Dragon Temple. Elsewhere Briefing Room police station. Elsewhere in New York
 * Icky was playing Skyrim, and Iago and Gilda was next to him.
 * Gilda: "The next dragon shouldn't be too far now!"
 * Icky: "Yeah if i could just see the map bar, the downside of having big screen!"
 * Iago: I know. Isn't it stupid having a screen so weirdly large?
 * Gilda: Yeah!
 * Batty: (In BatTV mode) Und be sure to be careful not to over cut ze carrot!
 * Lord Shen in a chef outfit: "Right. not to over cut."
 * Batty frits and turns on a newscaster's voice!
 * Batty (newsmode): "URGENT NEWS!"
 * Shen over cuts the carrot!
 * Lord Shen: "BLAST! Wait, urgent news?"
 * Batty: We have gotten unconfirmed reports from all over New York City that there is a mutant monster on the loose. Authorities are not sure what this creature is or where it came from, but they have assured us that it will be captured in record time. But they have also decided that the Shell Lodge Squad should be on the case, and are about to phone in on the heroic team.
 * Lord Shen: Monster? In New York? Sounds like a job for us. I'd better get the group assembled immediately.
 * Ignitus: That won't be necessary, Lord Shen. I've already heard the news, and have already assembled the Lodge to the briefing room. You and Batty should be there as well.
 * Lord Shen: Very well, then. We'll be on our way. (Tweaks Batty's antenna) Batty, let's go! We have another mission.
 * Batty: Oh, boy! Another mission! I love me some action and adventure.
 * Missing Link: (All Lodgers are sitting in circular seat rows) You know, I've heard that this mission features something VERY UGLY!
 * Dr. Cockroach: Oh, please, Link, many people have called us monsters ugly, but this monster takes ugly to a whole new level.
 * B.O.B: Yeah! And I've also heard it could change color like a chameleon.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Now, THERE'S the understatement of the year.
 * Ginormica: Guys, shush, SpongeBob's coming.
 * SpongeBob: (Walks inside with the lights off) Hello, Shell Lodgers. As you know, we are here because we have another mission on our hands. According to Ignitus, NYPD has crossed paths with some kind of mutated monster. They say the monster calls itself 'Xenon'.
 * Kowalski: Whoa! Pretty impressive name.
 * Sandy: I agree with that statement. Ain't 'Xenon' the name of that element from the periodic table that's used for lightin' and as an anesthetic?
 * Kowalski: You mean the element with the atomic numer 54?
 * Sandy: You bet.
 * SpongeBob: Okay, yes, Xenon is an impressive name, whatever you guys said. Clearly, we're dealing with some sort of sentient monster.
 * Patrick: Sentiya-what?
 * Squidward: (Sighs) It means the monster is intelligent, you moron.
 * Skipper: (Slaps Squidward) Watch your attitude, Squidward!
 * SpongeBob: Well, anyway, on with the mission. (Slideshow turns on) According to the witnesses of New York, this monster is capable of changing color, spitting a paralyzing goo, and has a long sticky tongue. Many scientists from New York have concluded that the monster may have some other unknown abilities. (A blurred image of Xenon shows on the slideshow) So far, this is the only image we have of the monster itself. (A picture of the mall security guard that got paralyzed appears on the slideshow) This is a security guard that works at a mall in New York that had been paralyzed by Xenon. (A picture of Officer Axle zapping the monster, where it is shown to have no effect on the monster, shows up on the slideshow) And here, you can see our well known Officer Axle zapping the monster. But as you can see, it somehow has no effect.
 * Icky: "A electresity proof monster, well that's gonna be a problem."
 * Iago: "So, we're suddenly involved in a bigfoot chase!"
 * Patrick: "Big Foot isn't involved!"
 * Iago: "I mean, what if it's one of those Scooby Doo based scams! you know, in the cartoon, they're this jerks that though it's a good idea to keep they're crime covered by pretending to be ghosts or monsters. There's a good chance it's propbuly a criminal super-genius camilian in a robot suit armed with his genius and some kind of paralising compound."
 * Icky: "Wow, for someone who dates a Rain Bird, and hangs out with some supposingly fictional and/or mythical friends, your awfully quick to doubt a monster."
 * Iago: "Look, i am just trying to make us open to alternate possabilites."
 * Icky: "Well, one of us has to check the computer for "Genius Criminal Camilians", anyone of them has to be smart of to go through something this alaberate."
 * Lord Shen: "Why not we ask the cops ourselfs? if anyone knows lesser villains like criminals, it's them."
 * Axle: "So, you misfits thing that, thing was some sort of robot oberated by a criminal genius camilian?"
 * Lord Shen: "Not our offitcal thoery, but we intend to be open to alternate solutions before just simlpy shout monster. Iago thinks it might be another big foot chase, in terms of it being a scooby-doo based scam, like-"
 * Axle: "You mean like the criminal pretends to be a monster to cover a bigger crime?"
 * Icky: "That in a nutshell."
 * Axle: "It's one thing if that sort of thing is done for a smuggling operation or a connerfiting job, but something so simple as to steal produse?"
 * Icky: "Stranger things have happen."
 * Jennet: "It's a fact."
 * Axle: "No one asked you, newbie! anyway, i know that thing was a real monster! No, fancy robot would've survived being shocked by pure eletric eel electrisity, and then use it aganst said eel, and manage to effect it somehow."
 * Sandy: "Well, there can be robots that actselly can be ammued to that, and there's even robots that can do what you discribed."
 * Axle: "But i think i have proof we ain't dealing with a criminal camilian in a robot suit under a monster suit."
 * Axle leads the lougers to a holding cell.
 * Axle then points to a lone camilian playing chess,
 * Chameleon: Check and mate!
 * Axle: Amilio!
 * Amilio: AXLE! What are you doing sneaking up on me like that--(Sees the Shell Lodge) YAAAARGH! THE-THE-THE-THE-THE SHELL LODGERS!
 * Axle: (Zaps Amilio, calming him down) Enough with the chickening out, reptile!
 * Lord Shen: "Mind telling me why you brought us to this sad piece of criminal scum?"
 * Axle: "Amilio here is the only one here capable of making disappearing, cimical spitting, electrisity proof robots. Remember how you misfits foiled his plan with your real monsters?"
 * Missing Link: "Oh yeah, i remember making that scrap metal."
 * Axle: "Well, he was the only Camilian genius capable of such a feat. Not even one was able to repeat the same thing. and we already crossed out The Camilian from Tuff Puppy due to certains reasons, and that he's a prooven twat. Also, this creature moved faster, much more faster then what Amilio gave us. does this prove this isn't a camilian criminal genius? and again, this creature only assulted officers for the sake of produse. Amilio, did for diamonds and riches."
 * Iago: "Ok, (gulp), so, maybe this is a real monster here."
 * Icky: "But if it eats like, fruits and veggies, it's a vegitarian right? a prevokeable one at that. All you have to do is just leave it to it's devices, not prevoke it, and no more cops or scerity guards get owned."
 * Axle: "That's the thing, it leaves itself to be prevoke by turning invisable, making the guards think a shoplifting camilian is stealing. also, i saw teeth in that thing, and they more capable then just eating plants. we suspect it's omniverious, meaning it can cross eat. that it may want meat soon. that alone makes it a massicure waiting to happen."
 * Lord Shen: Well, if that's the case, then I'd say we have a real crisis on our hands. However, do you have any clues on why the monster didn't attack Jannet?
 * Axle: Not a single clue. It must have some sort of connection with her or something.
 * Shrek: Well, then, it's up to US to find out.
 * SpongeBob: C'mon, everyone! We've gotta monster to track! (All leave)
 * Axle:...Vigilantes! They disgust me!
 * A strange car drove up.
 * A Gazelle Sciencetist came out, with a plain clothes Lizard, Another Camilian in a gresser jacket, a nerdy looking owl, and a female crane with an afro.
 * Gazelle: "This has to be the place of the creature sighting."
 * Lizard: "Kate, why did we come here? (gulp), what makes you think the monster is Blake?"
 * Kate the gazelle: "Who else would only eat fruit, and attack only guy cops, Neil?"
 * Neil the lizard: "What makes you think it wasn't hat rat that was mutanted?"
 * Owl: "We found that rat dead, remember Neil?"
 * Neil: "Oh, your Windstand, forgot."
 * Windstand: "Ok, Liza, Rocky, in case Blake becomes more, Xenon then blake, do you remember what must done to our old friend?"
 * Rocky the Camilian: "I'm already all over it."
 * Liza the crane: "Mmm-hmm, He may be our pal, but he would want us to put him out of his misery."
 * Kate: "Remember he hasn't gone that far yet.... currently. Remember, we're not the only ones looking for him. so try to sound less susicious."
 * Rocky: "Vada boom, i hear you."
 * Neil: "Normal? i can do normal! in no way i am (studders, twiches, eyes spin around, then Liza slaps him) a nervious wreak!"
 * Windstand: "Remaid me why we brought Neil with us."
 * Kate: "Because he needs to apologies as much as we all do, for turning on him because of.... what he currently become. he is only doing this because the people who are suppose to be with im no matter what turned on him because what he looked like now? we were no better then the Mayor."
 * Rocky: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa, i know were were jeyrks, but do NOT, compair me to that darn bald eagle, the crazy natorlist!"
 * Windstand: "Yes, not to mention his not very normal hatred of science. They're even talk he's somehow respondsable of what became of Blake, and this, Alister Falcon guy who discovered funtioning robot body part replacements. though no one can't figure out how he pulled it off, and he's too untouchable anyway."
 * Liza: So, how do we track Blake down?
 * Kate: Simple. We just follow his footprints.
 * Windstand: (Scoffs) I'm pretty sure Blake can climb on walls instead of just staying on the ground.
 * Rocky: He does have a point. Blake might not stay on the ground long enough to make enough tracks for us to find him.
 * Kate: That may be true, but we may have a good chance of finding him. See? He left one of his scales on the scene. (Picks up scale, and puts it in a small device) This is a Biodetecting Device. By feeding the scale's DNA into the device, we might be able to track down it's source, and find Blake.
 * Neil: That's very smart, Kate. Did you make that thing?
 * Kate: Actually, yes, I have. Blake taught me how to make one when we were dating. Now, are we gonna sit around picking our noses, or are we gonna find Blake and live happily ever after?
 * Rocky: (Picking nose, and then stops) Oh, yeah, let's go. (All 5 leave)
 * they were unknowingly watched by Maleficent's pet crow, Diablo.
 * Dilabo flies off.

Chapter 3- The Search for The Monster
crime scene, the store. In A Dark Alley
 * An officer duck: ".... Fortuneatly, the guard was ok, just parailised, and was taken directly to the hospital. all the creature was doing so far is stealing food, parailisng only guy police officals, and so far hasn't harmed any civilians."
 * Axle: "Has the creature left any form of dna other then the slime from it's mouth?"
 * Duck officer: "Yeah, this skale we found by the pimpkin adile."
 * Axle looks at the skale.
 * Axle: "(picking up skale.) Well, we know the thing's oviviously a reptile."
 * Jennet: "And i think, it was some kind, of lizard."
 * Axle: "Yeah, the fact that thing had, oh, i don't know, ARMS, kinda prevents it from being a snake! and it didn't had a shell, so it couldn't be a turtle! so, yes, it is a (beep)ing lizard!"
 * Jennet: "You didn't had to be mean."
 * Axle: "Well you didn't have to be a she-twat, but your doing it anyway!"
 * Chief Bullington, who was a bull, appeared.
 * Chief Bullington: "Take is easy, Axle, she's just a newbie, they have a tendingcy to state the obvious and ask alot of mostly simple questions. She'll be a good cop soon enough. I would like it though if she becomes a good cop without an attatude like yours, Axle."
 * Axle: "Then why the junk did you leave this kid with me if you know i am gonna have sailor mouth?"
 * Chief Bullington: Because you're the best of the best of the best of the best! So get over it, zapparooni!
 * Jennet: Uh, Chief? Why are there 2 mice in the crime scene?
 * Chief: What? (Sees Bernard and Bianca in the scene) HEY, YOU TWO!
 * Bernard: YIPES, A BULL! (Hides behind Bianca)
 * Bianca: Oh, relax, Bernard, it's just the Cop Chief Bullington.
 * Chief Bullington: What do you two have against trespassing in a restricted area?
 * Bianca: We're quite sorry, Chief. We're with the Rescue Aid Society. We came here because we have word that this monster is in fact a mad scientist who needs help.
 * Bernard: Of course. We're not here to...mess around or anything.
 * Axle: Rescue Aid Society, huh? You mean the mouse team that rescued 2 kids with the help of the Shell Lodgers?
 * Bernard: Of course, sir.
 * Axle: Hmm...
 * Bianca: Is there something wrong, officer?
 * Axle: Not at all, miss. But, I should inform you that you're not alone in this situation.
 * Bernard: W-w-w-w-w-we're not?
 * Axle: Nope. Those misfit vigilantes the Shell Lodgers are also on this case. First there's us, then them, and now you two!
 * Bianca: Uh, hold on, officer! Are you saying that the Shell Lodgers are investigating this as well?
 * Axle: Of course.
 * Bianca: Did you hear that, Bernard? We are lucky! Now I don't have to worry about getting my paws dirty.
 * Axle: "Oh great, more likers of those dang vigilanties."
 * Chief Bullington: "Mind Axle, he's more, opinionated on the shell louge squad, because, dispte the obvious, dead-clear fact they are clearly lisenced, he's not too fun of the lougers' form of business practice of protacting worlds outside of their native homes... Also atad nit-picky on some of the members that used to be.... uh, shall we say, no so law abiding?"
 * Axle: "I prefer villains. How can that walking cheese expect those "Former Villains" of his to actselly be good! a leopard can't changed it's spots, and what makes him think, those members of his are actselly good?"
 * Bernard: "Well, think about it, if they not really good, they should've done it already. they had every oppitunity to do it while nessersary, and haven;t done it, even once."
 * Axle: "I was revering on how they were too easily forgiven. some of them were actselly henchmen of majorly evil villains, in fact, one of them almost congure china in the Dreamworks universe, and i heard he pulled some pretty dispicable things."
 * Chief Bullington: "Shen did all that because he was a victim of an even bigger villain, Mang Cobra."
 * Axle: "Ok, before we end up off topic like an episode written by Tman, let's go back to the run-a-way monster. and also, why is the rescuer's aid socity interested in this anyway? don't you have, kids to help."
 * Bernard: "Other agents are already on that."
 * Bionca: "You see, it's because a poucher named Mcleach, and two other undisireables named Gaston and Clayton are reportingly after this, "Xenon" you spoke about."
 * Axle: "Aw man, you mean the leage wants this creature? Damn it, now we're stuck with those vilganties for sure now!"
 * Jennet: "Well, at least if them around, those leagers won't have to be our problem."
 * Axle: "Like that's suppose to be good? Let's remember they have a slightly rough track record. remember how Camelot was almost congured because they stop to laugh at that freaky 2-head dragon thing having a gay moment?"
 * Chief Bullington: "But they have made up for their mistakes, and have began to become more cautious and focused."
 * Axle: "Ok, again, we're getting off topic here, let's go back on to our appearent "Monter Lizard" problem, and if anyone has an idea on how we dispove of the problem."
 * Jennet: "You mean you want to kill it?"
 * Axle: "It's sci-fi rule number one, if it's a monster, it has to be destroyed."
 * Jennet: "What makes you think the guy isn't still there in the creature?"
 * Axle: "Trust me, did you ever read the book "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde"?"
 * Bianca: Please, Officer Axle, this monster is not really a monster. It just needs help!
 * Axle: I'm sorry, Ms. Bianca, but I've made my decision. I'm finding this beast, and I am taking him out!
 * Chief Bullington: Axle, what if they're right? What if Xenon is just an innocent victim of circumstance?
 * Axle: Sorry, Chief, but if I don't have any proof of that, then I cannot change my mind. Now excuse me, I'm gonna hunt me a monster! (Leaves)
 * Bianca: Oooh, that selfish grouch!
 * Chief Bullington: I know. He's been like that since he was 13.
 * Bernard: Well, if the Shell Lodgers are indeed here, then I say we should find them before something bad happens to the poor beast.
 * Chief Bullington: Well, what're you waiting for? Go on! (Bernard and Bianca skitter away)
 * Jannet: What should we do now, Chief?
 * Chief Bullington: I want you to follow Axle, and make sure he stays out of trouble. But don't let him see you. I don't want any shock marks on our case.
 * Jannet: You can count on me, sir! (Leaves after Axle)
 * Duck Cop: Well, I haven't spoken for a while, so I'll just say, what'll we do now?
 * Chief Bullington: Now, we continue our investigation, Mr. Ducker. Who knows where this monster is or what it's capable of.
 * Ducker: Yes, sir!
 * Xenon: (Feeding on steaks) Oh, God, how am I gonna find that cure? I've got only 5 days until death! I need a plan.
 * ???: Hello? (Xenon gasps, camouflages, and runs away very quickly)
 * SpongeBob: Is anybody here?...Huh, I could've sworn I heard a noise out here.
 * Alex: Well, let's keep looking. This Xenon monster has gotta be around here somewhere.
 * Dodger: (Smells something) Hold on a second! (Smells spot) The monster was last here!
 * Mr. Dodo: You got the scent of the monster? How?
 * Dodger: I got it from the scent of the paralyzing goo puddle we saw a mile away. And...(Smells)...it went that way!
 * Patrick: You ready to go for it?
 * SpongeBob: Like Mr. Krabs says, "It's now or never!"
 * Patrick: Why does he say that?
 * SpongeBob: Usually on his way to the men's room.
 * Lord Shen: Just get moving! (All follow Dodger)
 * Xenon thinks: Uh-oh! they have dogs with them! i better get my lunch and jet!"
 * Xenon, still invisable, makes a break for it before he's detected!
 * Xenon thinks: "Who to think the Shell Louge Squad themselfs get involved. i read about them in thrown away news papers, but i never thought i cross paths with them!"
 * Dodger: I can smell him...he's not too far away.
 * Sandy: Well, that's a good thing.
 * Xenon: ("I gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide!") (Climbs to a roof)
 * Dodger:...(Stopping) Hmm...the smell stops here.
 * SpongeBob: Then he must be here somewhere.
 * Marty: But where?
 * Xenon: (Suddenly retracts wings from arms, and flies over the alley, but wing flaps makes noises!)
 * Po: THERE HE IS!
 * Xenon thinks: "Aw crud, why did i think flying was a good idea!"
 * Xenon appears.
 * Icky: "WHOA! and i thought i was hard to look at."
 * Xenon: "Why must you normals always bother me! i am not seriously or fataly hurting anyone unprevoked! all i just wanted was some food and to be left alone!"
 * Shifu: "Calm yourself creature. We mean you no harm. Sense you desire no foul doings to these good people, aside from thief and assulting atthority, we perhaps could persway you to a planet away from any more civilised planets."
 * Xenon: "Oh, typical normal, always calling creatures like me monsters or animals just for being differnet! now you just wanna dump me in a monster filled planet? i am nothing like the monsters you faced before, and you'll never be able to understand how i became this!"
 * Icky: "Well, actselly, we figured you came from a mommy, whatever you are, and, a daddy, whatever you are."
 * Xenon: "Seriously?! you actselly think i was born like this?! like this, is something nature planned?!"
 * Sandy: "You'd be surprise what the United Universe has under it's sleves."
 * Xenon: "Oh yeah?! well how's this!! I was actselly a normal like you! 9realises that some of the lougers are either monsters, mythitcal creatures, prehistoric creatures, and weirdly designed and/or clothed humans) well, not exsactly like you guys in general, but i wasn't born like this!"
 * Skipper: "You mean your some deranged mind's twisted invention!"
 * Xenon growled in being offended by Skipper's words.
 * Xenon: "THAT'S IT! (ROARS!)"
 * Crane: "Nice one Skipper, you prevoked him!"
 * Xenon charges madly at the lougers!
 * Po: "DODGE!"
 * B.O.B.: "The car or the physical action?" (Xenon punches B.O.B, but B.O.B's eye stretches behind his body, then slingshots into Xenon, hurting him) Oh, the physical action.
 * Skipper: Rico?
 * Rico: (Hacks chainsaw, and leaps toward Xenon, but Xenon grabs him, throws away his chainsaw, and throws him over a building, CRASH!)
 * Guy: MY CAR!
 * Xenon: (ROARS!)
 * Sandy: I'll handle this! HAI-YA--(Punches chest armor) AOOOOOOOOOOUCH! (Xenon grabs Sandy by the neck, and throws her out in the distance, CRASH!)
 * Guy 2: MY JEEP!
 * Xenon: (Skipper attacks, but Xenon grabs him by the feet, and smacks him into Po, Shifu, and Kowalski, then throws him off in the distance)
 * Skipper: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY...(CRASH!)
 * Guy 3: MY LIMO!
 * Melman: We're losing!
 * Icky: "And we're over-doing it on the car jokes!"
 * Lord Shen grabs Xenon from behind and grips on him with his spear!
 * Lord Shen: "Ha! I strangle-hold ya, creature!" (Xenon uses stinger on tail to sting Shen) OUCH! What was that?!?
 * Xenon: (Takes spear, and snaps it in half, then roars)
 * Lord Shen: (Eyelids turn rainbow colored, and Shen starts to see weird things. Xenon appears as a skeleton monster with red eyes, SpongeBob appears as walking swiss cheese) Oh, yummy, cheese!
 * SpongeBob: What's happened to Shen?
 * Dr. Cockroach: Apparently he was stung. Notice the stinger on Xenon's tail?
 * SpongeBob: He has a stinger, too?
 * Lord Shen: GUYS, LOOK! I SEE COOKIES AND ICE CREAM EVERYWHERE!
 * Boss Wolf: "Uh, sir, are you ok?"
 * Lord Shen: "Why, yes, Scoopy-doo, i'm feeling fancy!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Scooby-doo?"
 * Icky: "That lizard made him bonkers!"
 * Lord Shen: "Oh look, it's about time for Cynder's ballay recital. Tip-tip, cheero, cheese bagal!"
 * Lord Shen fainted!
 * Cynder: "Just to be clear, i do not do ballet."
 * Iago: "Yeah, i know a drugged guy's ramblings when i hear it."
 * Xenon: "Lucky for you freaks, the stuff in the peacock ain't fatal, but don't expect him to be useful for at least, 72 hours or more."
 * Missing Link: "Ok, this smart ass is going downtown!"
 * Patrick: "Didn't we passed that hours ago?"
 * Missing Link charges!
 * Xenon: (Grabs M.L. by the head, and smacks it in the wall twice, then throws him to the ground)
 * Missing Link: (Dizzy as little piranha circle around his head)
 * SpongeBob: How are we gonna catch this guy? We're throwing everything we've got at him!
 * Merlin: Allow me, square one! (Waves wand, and puts Xenon in a counter-curse like spell)
 * Xenon: (Gasps) Hey! Who-whoa-whoa-what's happening? Yoa-whoa!
 * SpongeBob: Wow! Merlin, how did you learn to do that?
 * Merlin: You'd be amazed what you could learn in the JK Rowling Universe.
 * Xenon: "Not cool man, Not cool!"
 * SpongeBob: Now, let's get this grouch to a secluded location for questioning as soon as we find Skipper, Rico, and Sandy. (Diablo watches eveything, then flies off)

Chapter 4- McLeach, Gaston, and Clayton Return
the ally from before. outskirts. A Few Explanations Later... A few more explaining later..
 * Clayton: WHAT?!? THE SHELL LODGERS HAVE FOUND XENON?!?
 * Diablo: (Squawks)
 * Clayton: Blast! How much longer should we have to deal with those misfits?
 * McLeach: Probably for the rest of the series, I should say.
 * Clayton: Shut up, McLeach! We need a plan! Got any bright ideas, Gaston?
 * Gaston: "I'm thinking."
 * Mcleach: "Oh, this is a tough one."
 * Gaston: "I got it! we'll turn them, and the monster's "Friends" against eachother!"
 * Clayton: 'Oh i get it, create a tremendus misunderstanding, have those louge imbacles and that science gazelle and co. turn against one and another."
 * McLeach: 'And we snag the freak before they're any wiser!"
 * Gaston: "But we're gonna have to play this well!"
 * Clayton: "Allright gentlemen, we got a misunderstanding to create."
 * Kate: "He was here, but, not anymore. where did he go?"
 * Neil: "Maybe he became a sewer monster?"
 * Liza: "No way am i going to the sewers."
 * Rocky: "Same here."
 * Winstand: "Quite."
 * ???: "Exquse me."
 * everyon looks at Clayton.
 * Clayton: "I know what became of your Xenon friend. He was adducted by a gang of bounty hunters hired by the police."
 * Gaston: "They went to the city limits, if you hurry, you can still stop them from slaying youyr friend privately!"
 * Mcleach: "And don't listen to anything they say, they're mighty good liers."
 * Kate: "Oh no! Blake! Come on guys!"
 * Rocky: "Oh yeah, we got us a rumble over here!"
 * the groups runs off with Clayton, Mcleach, and Gaston looking on sinsterly.
 * Clayton: "All too easy."
 * Xenon was in a cage.
 * Icky: "Why are we bothering asking that thing questions? that thing hurted our friends, and actselly hited Sandy, who i might add is a girl! sorry for underwater suit made her look like a guy, freak! I vote we ship this freak to Planet Monsterious, the monster dumbing planet."
 * Lord Shen: "I can hear the ocean!" (was holding a rock to his head)
 * Icky: "And has anyone made an andedode for Shen yet? not used seeing him like this!"
 * Kowalski: Well, it might not be easy. I'd need a sample of Xenon's stinger venom, but it would still take 24 hours to make it.
 * Icky: Well, that stinks!
 * Lord Shen: Hey, Panda? You don't look so good.
 * Po: (Looks like a big fat prune in Shen's vision) What do you mean?
 * Lord Shen: You...you...you look like a big fat prune!
 * Po: YOU'D BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT POOP, DRINKY!
 * Lord Shen: "Poop? Oh, giant prune man, your silly!"
 * Xenon: "Good luck trying to milk me, i'm mad at you guys already for caging me like an animal!"
 * Tigress: "It doesn't help no one has knowlegde of how to milk a, whatever you are."
 * Kowalski: Not to worry, Tigress. I've done antidotes for venom many times. I'll get the venom.
 * Xenon: Yeah, good luck with tha--(Kowalski rips stinger off of Xenon's tail) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?
 * Kowalski: (Squeezes stinger, and gets venom) All too easy. Now, you won't be stinging anyone else for a long time. Wait...(Sees flipper is covered with venom) Aw crud! (Starts seeing weird things. Missing Link turns into a fish into his vision) YUMMY! FIIIIISSSSH! (Drops venom sample)
 * Sandy: HOLY MOLY! (Catches venom sample in slow motion before it hits the ground) Whew, that was close!
 * Skipper: Crud nuggets! Now we've got 2 drugged daisies to cure.
 * Kowalski: (Pouncing on Missing Link) BIG FISH! I MUST HAVE YOU!
 * Missing Link: AAHH, GET OFF OF ME, DRINKY!
 * Lord Shen: Uh, Kowalski? What's up with you today, man? You're acting kinda...kinda...kinda stupid!
 * Kowalski: WILL YOU SHUT UP, SHENNY?!? I'm in the middle of dinner here!
 * Missing Link: I'm not a fish, you drunk ostrich!
 * Lord Shen: He's right, Kowawa! He's not a fish! He's a...(In Shen's point of view, Missing Link is a squid)...He's a squid.
 * Kowalski: YUMMY! I LOVE SQUID!
 * Missing Link: "AW MAN, SHEN!"
 * Sandy: "I'll have to whip this up quick!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Goofy chuckle), Mongoose funny in fat suit."
 * Sandy: "..... What did you just say?"
 * Lord Shen hiccups.
 * Kate and friends were watching from afar.
 * Rocky: "Yo, we have our bounty hunters over here."
 * Neil: "That's the shell louge squad!"
 * Kate: "Oh no! Blake must of done something horrable to get their attention! We have to be clever about this!"
 * Sandy: (Grabbing Lord Shen by the neck) I AIN'T NO DANG MONGOOSE, PEACOCK! DO I LOOK LIKE SOME KIND OF RIKKI-TIKKI-TAVI TO YOU?!?
 * Lord Shen: Well...yeah!
 * Sandy: AND FYI, I AIN'T FAT! THIS SUIT JUST MAKES ME LOOK FAT! SEE? (Takes off suit, revealing her two-piece swimsuit and not at all fat body)
 * Alex: WHOOOOAAAH! (Falls over)
 * Melman: (Swallows party horn)
 * Gloria: (Makes surprised expression)
 * SpongeBob: OOOOH, snap! (Gloria tries getting party horn out of Melman's throat)
 * Skipper: Squirrel, we don't allow you to show that to the kids for a reason! Now put the suit back on! That's an order!
 * Sandy: Sorry 'bout that! (Puts suit back on)
 * Kate: ...Okay, that was just awkward!
 * Neil: What did you expect, Kate? These misfits are known to be hilarious in a variety of ways. Take that squirrel's sexy body for example...(Rocky slaps Neil) OW! What?
 * Rocky: "You don't know when to keep your mouth shut, capish?"
 * Liza: "Oh great, now how are we suppose to get the drop on comical misfits like that when random things happen?"
 * Kate: "Simple, we use it against them. Comical characters then to be incredably misfortuned, right?"
 * Liza: "That's what i heard."
 * Rocky: "I get it, we beat tehm looney tunes sytile, right? am i right?"
 * Winston: Uh, Rocky? I don't think they'll fall for that.
 * Rocky: Nonsense! Watch and learn! (Walks up to the Shell Lodge)
 * Icky: Hey, guys? Who's that? (Points at Rocky)
 * Rocky: Hey, Lodgers! I think you should just unhand that creature! My friend Kate wants him one way or another!
 * Xenon: KATE?!? Oh my, God! She finally recognizes me!
 * Patrick: Hey, bozzo! You SO don't wanna mess with us! We're the Hell Lodge Squad-I mean, Shell Lodge Squad! We're taking this case!
 * Rocky: Oh, yeah? Well, you might need us, because that guy is our friend! We're helping!
 * Patrick: Oh, no, you're not!
 * Rocky: Oh, yes, we are!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Yep!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Yep!
 * Patrick: Nope!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: Yep!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: Yep!
 * Rocky: Nope!
 * Patrick: I SAY YOU HELP! IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN FACE MY MORNING BREATH!
 * Everyone: NOOOOOO!
 * Rocky: Alright, then. We'll help.
 * Patrick: Yay! We--Hey, wait a minute!
 * Neil (appearing): "Nice work, Rocky!"
 * Rocky: "Hey, thanks, i do what i do!"
 * Liza: "Not bad, my camilian brother, so to speak!"
 * Winsatnd: "Admitingly, i never thought the lougers would be so easily bested by a mere bugs bunny style use of wordplay."
 * Icky: "Nice one, Patrick, now we're stuck babysitting a group of civilians."
 * Kate shows up.
 * Kate: "Take it easy, we're just here to help our friend Blake, so that way, they're won't be any need for you misfits to destroy Xenon for what he may had done. he's a victim of depression because of a misunderstanding and good intentions gone wrong."
 * Icky: "..... Come again?"
 * Rocky: "I think we owe some explaining to do, huh?"
 * Winston: Totally!
 * Kate: You see, this monster is in trouble. He's close to death. He made this medicine so no one would have to worry about being injured again. Unfortunately, this happened to him. He's trying to look for a cure because this medicine he made is gonna kill him within 5 days. He needs help.
 * Private: My golly...is he really in that much trouble?
 * ???: Not just that...(Everybody turns around to see Bernard and Bianca)
 * Bernard:...but we've just heard that the McLeach, and 2 others are after him.
 * Icky: Oh, hey, guys! We haven't seen you since our Australian adventure.
 * Iago: "Mcleach is back?! oh just great!"
 * Spyro: "Who are the two others?"
 * Bernard: I don't know, but, they looked like they were also from the Villain League.
 * Cynder: Were they in hunter attire as well?
 * Bianca: Uhh...yeah.
 * Cynder: Yup, I knew it. Gaston and Clayton. Too obvious!
 * Bernard: We also wanted to look for Kate and her group so we could warn them. We overheard the Villains planning to trick you into attacking the Lodgers as a diversion into kidnapping Xenon.
 * Bianca: Yes, indeed. And if it weren't for us, they would've gotten away with it.
 * Sparx: Well, that's a close call.
 * Winston: Great! Just great! We've just been had by a bunch of villains.
 * Kate: Well, it doesn't matter, Winston, because we've finally found Xenon, and knowing these guys are justice fighters and more sympathetic than that grouchy Officer Axle.
 * Private: Well, then, I guess we owe Xenon an apology.
 * Xenon: THANK YOU!
 * Icky: "So now what? He still caused some trouble, and it doesn't help the leage is after him now! so, what do we do?"
 * Kate: "I discovered that Blake made an unintended mistake: he didn't add Metasi-pourium."
 * Icky: "Wha?"
 * Kate: "It would've allow the change to not be fatal, because his metaslisum would be able to meet with the change."
 * Xenon: "But, what about the agression?"
 * Kate: "The agression thing is only a side-effect respodsnce to death, you know, like a end of life crisis, as suppose to a mid-life crisis. it's just one of those things. Every creature goes through that."
 * Xenon: "Oh god, i should've realised that! strange, i was sure i told that duck to add the Metasi-pourium. wait, he dropped it! i didn't think it was that impourent! if only i was more considerate!"
 * Melman: Wha-wha-wha-wha-wha-what're we gonna do?
 * Gloria: We're gonna find a way to help him, that's what we're gonna do.
 * Devon: I couldn't agree more.
 * Lord Shen: (Laughs) Hey, guys? Why are you all covered in paint?
 * Baloo: (Lord Shen sees the Lodgers in different colors) What are you talking about?
 * Icky: "Hey, uh, lizard monster thing, how long did you say the stuff in your tail was gonna wear off?"
 * Xenon: I already stated 72 hours or so. it's my best guess, i don't usually hang around long enough to see if it wears off.
 * Iago: YOUR BEST GUESS AND YOU DIDN'T STAY YO ACTSELLY SEE IF IT'S 72 HOURS OR NOT?!? Ugh, that does it! All reports are in! Life is now officially unfair!
 * Sandy: Don't worry, Iago! With the venom sample Kowalski got, we can get the cure finished in 24 hours like Kowalski said. Right, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: I sharpened a pencil in my bum, and now I need a band-aid!
 * Sandy: Oops, forgot he was affected, too.
 * Kate: "Actselly, i already have an annidute ready just in case, Blake was forced into a fight."
 * Icky: "Well it doesn't helpt actselly avoid them if he goes around, stealing food, paralising guards, and just roars like a Sharptooth!"
 * Rocky: 'Since when do teeth roar?"
 * Icky: Actually, I meant a uh...uh...what is it again?
 * Sandy: T-rex.
 * Icky: Yeah, that.
 * Rocky: Oooh...well then, who's Sharptooth?
 * Icky: Trust me, you don't wanna mention dinosaurs to me. I've had my ass kicked by 5 baby dinosaurs before.
 * Sandy: Let's just get these dummies cured.
 * Kowalski: Whoa, me oh my! You're not talking about shots, do you?
 * Kate: Actually, no. You can drink it.
 * Lord Shen: EEW! What are you, crazy, women? (In Lord Shen's eyes, Kate is a mad doctor)
 * Kate: Don't worry, it tastes like Kool-Aid.
 * Kowalski: What flavor? I'm so distracted. You have huge tator-tots!
 * Kate: UGH! (Slaps Kowalski)
 * Kowalski: Yeesh, for a women, you sure are a good Hulk. (Kate slaps Kowalski again)
 * Kate: Stop that, and just take the damn medicine! (Stuffs Kowalski with medicine)
 * Kowalski: Ooh, it taste like tropical punch! My favorite! (Weird and colorful eyesight fades away, and he gets normal eyesight again) Uhhgh, what happened?...And why do I have a rash on my butt?
 * Lord Shen: Ooh, Kowalski! You're getting swirlied like everyone else now! What gives, dude?
 * Kowalski: (In Lord Shen's eyes, Kowalski's red and blue) Get a hold of yourself, Lord Shen! You're venom drugged!
 * Lord Shen: Venom is a drug? Wow, they should really illegalize that stuff. AH-YUK! Hey, Sandy? Can I see your bikini again?
 * Sandy: UGH! (Slaps Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Ouch!
 * Kate: Okay, no more of this! (Stuffs medicine into Lord Shen)
 * Lord Shen: Oh, thanks, girly! I needed some Kool-Aid Tropical Punch! It really...turns...me on. (Gets cured)...Wha-what is going on here? Where's Xenon?
 * Xenon: "Uh oh, he still doesn't think i'm dangerious, does he?"
 * Lord Shen: "AH-HA! PULL A FAST ON ON ME, EH?!"
 * Phil: "Whoa whoa whoa! easy, easy! Xenon's not the monster we thought he is!"
 * Donkey: "Turns out, the guy is a victim of a good idea gone south."
 * Cynder: "No offence dad, but, you were really off your rocker."
 * Lord Shen: "How off?"
 * Icky: "You were basicly almost like donkey, a jackass."
 * Furious Five but Tirgess giggled and snickers, maybe a laugh or two.
 * Po: "Yeah, that stuff made more stupid then B.O.B.!"
 * B.O.B.: "Wow, this B.O.B. guy sounds stupid."
 * Missing Link: "We need to have a talk."
 * Lord Shen: ENOUGH OF THIS NONSENSE!! What is going on here?
 * Lord Shen: Ohh, okay.
 * Bernard: Well, how're we gonna find the antidote to cure Blake?
 * Xenon: Well, it might not be that easy. I was almost able to get my hands on a cure, but those damn police officers had to interfear. They destroyed all my data. Not even one file was saved. I searched the rubble for the ingridients for the cure, but not even a single drop of serum was left. So, I'm doomed to die within 5 days.
 * Kate: Well, you're in luck. (Takes out a file that says 'Gene Clenser')
 * Xenon: WHAT?!? How...how...how is that even possible?
 * Kate: Well, you see, Blake, before you even took the medicine that made you Xenon, I managed to retrieve your antidote files in case your experiment had any dilations, which apparently it did. However, it wasn't easy trying to keep it. The KGB wanted to destroy all the data once they shut down your company. They came to my house, and confiscated all the antidote files. Or so they thought. Because I made a secret copy in case.
 * Xenon: Well, thank the Lord, I'm saved!
 * Kate: (Opens files) Okay, it says we only need a sample of the monster's DNA, some Metasiporium, some MacGuffium 237, some Carbonated Water, and some Glucose.
 * Icky: "Somehow, i don't think those are things you can find in a grossery store."
 * ???: "FREESE!"
 * Axle and a group of Rhino and Elephant cops surround the group.
 * Axle: "Nice job capturing the freak, now get out the of the way so me and the boys can blast it to miterines!"
 * the sounds of guns chocking is heard!
 * Icky: "Never wise to disobey armed cops! that leads to death!"
 * Lord Shen: "Hate to disappoint bloodshed fans, but Blake here is not as dangerious as he unintentionaly abertised."
 * Axle: "Oh, i thought those little rats would get to you! a monster is a monster! simple sci-fi logic! now move out of the freaking way, or, i will not be held respondsable if the shell louge squad was killed by the monster!"
 * Iago: "Are you saying your gonna kill us and blamed it on Blake?"
 * Axle: "Oh, you named it now, eh? I was certain it's name was Xenon. i should've suspected this from you villain befriending weirdos! boys! move the misfits away from the freak! and cuff up the mad scienctist and her henchies while your at it! All guns aim on that abomination!"
 * Jannet: WAIT! Axle, don't do this! Listen to reason!
 * Axle: Jannet, stay out of this! Nothing's gonna convince me to stop.
 * Chief Bullington: Axle! Listen to the deer.
 * Axle: Chief?!?
 * Chief Bullington: I'm sorry, Axle, but you are not gonna kill this creature without my authorization. Am I clear?
 * Axle:...(Sighs) Yes, sir.
 * Chief Bullington: Now, officers, let the Lodgers explain everything.
 * Icky: "And that's the dealio."
 * Chief Bullington: "Just a small question though, what would the leage want with Xenon?"
 * Icky: "Hello, mutant lizard with freaky powers? in their hands, we're talking doomsday weapon by an army of these things."
 * Axle: "And we're still not destroying the monster why? letting him live is just begging the leage to show up and use him for nerfarious perpuses!"
 * Chief Bullington: "Let's not to something extreme yet, Axle. he's not their kind of monster... not yet, anyway."
 * Sam: Well, we gotta do something about this quickly. Got any ideas, Max, ol' pal?
 * Max: Actually, Sam, I think we were looking to the ingridients to the antidote.
 * Axle: Antidote? What antidote?
 * Bianca: The one we're gonna use to change Blake back to normal, of course.
 * Chief Bullington: Well, if you insist, guys. Alright, everyone, let's give these guys some room here. (Police squad leaves except for Axle)
 * Axle: Shit! I was so close! (Leaves)
 * Kate: Alright, let's get started finding the ingridients for the antidote.
 * Xenon: Yeah! We've got 5 days to do it. That shouldn't take too long, right?

Chapter 5- The Quest for The Antidote
Day 2 Mega Sci Corp. Dr. Marz's office. generator room. Dr. Marz's office. Guard lunchrom. (Nothing can be seen except the guard's eyes) hallways with no light. labertory. Later... Day 3 Lunchroom Outside building
 * Skipper: Progress report?
 * Kowalski: Well we got the carbonated water. (Takes out a soda bottle)
 * Skipper: Soda? Really?
 * Kowalski: (Sighs) Seriously, Skipper? Even YOU don't know that soda has carbonated water in it?
 * Skipper: Oh, of course. Sorry.
 * Kate: Well, we also got a sample of Xenon's DNA.
 * Sandy: I got some glucose. It wasn't easy, 'cause the only place where glucose can be found is inside plants. I had to extract the sugars from the plants thoroughly.
 * Kate: Well, that's good. So, Xenon? Do you know where we can find some MacGuffium 237, and some Metasi-porium?
 * Xenon: Oh, it's not so simple as it looks, Kate. Those two compounds are extremely rare, and it would take a week to find some.
 * Kowalski: Not even in other labs?
 * Xenon: Nope. It's so rare to find Metasi-porium that only one last scientist has it.
 * SpongeBob: Who is it?
 * Xenon: Dr. Blowhole. But it is a known fact he is dangerious because of his involvement with the leage. But MacGuffium 237 can easily be found in 200 other labs.
 * Icky: "Do you know the nearest one, Docter Jeckle?"
 * Xenon: "Just Mega Sci Corp in New York, owned by Dr. Marz. but he is known to be very strict and doesn't like the public too much, and doesn't do favors."
 * Lord Shen: "Then we'll force him under prosicution of resisting the High Council on impourent business. Simple as that."
 * Xenon: "If it wasn't for the fact that he's really good friends with Senitor Tri-Corn, then by all means, let's threaten to arrest a goverment favoring lead sciencetist, and had Tri-Corn order us exicuted."
 * Icky: "Then, why not just secretly break in and just take the stuff?"
 * Xenon: I doubt it will work. Dr. Marz' labs have more security than the Pentagon. Not even someone as small as a mouse could make it through without being caught. There's laser grid, energy fields, motion sensors, turrets, supersoldier robots, and about 500 cameras. There's even the worst thing security technology has ever come up with. Silent alarms.
 * Kate: Well then, that changes everything.
 * Private: What'll we do, Skipper?
 * Skipper: C'mon, Private, we've been through worse scrapes than that, right?
 * Kowalski: Actually, Skipper, there's one flaw. Remember that night the cops held us out in a market?
 * Skipper: Yeah?
 * Kowalski: Well, we got caught because of a silent alarm. And there's a good chance that if we get caught, the UUniverses will lose trust in us.
 * Skipper: BLAST! You're right.
 * Xenon: Then that's it! I'm finished!
 * Lord Shen: "How about this, what if, we do something that'll make Senitor Tri-Corn to lost interest making Marz her favorite? As if, if he is making an illegal expeariment that he thinks would benifet all things living, or even, a secret agent to the leage, or other villain teams, or even an embezzlement skeme."
 * Xenon: "Well, Marz does have a history, a negitive one. Tri-Corn, reguardless of her friendship with Marz, has however disappoved some ideas, like this one time when he wanted to make a super weapon garrintied to make all pest spieces exstint! lucky, Tri-Corn fears being morally frown apawn, so she nixed the idea, exspically if the EPA gets word of it."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, since a simple break in is out.... Soothsayer, can you forsee if Marz is up to anything that would make him fall out of The Senitor's favor?"
 * Soothsayer: "Yes.... He is in secret making that super weapon, dispite that Tri-Corn discouraged the idea. but do not think Tri-Corn will take me seriously, because, well, my age works against me. She'll think i'm just a delusional old fool."
 * Skipper: "Ok, then we're gonna have to get physical evedents, and we also have to shut doen the power of the place! it'll be risky, but a life is at stake!"
 * Cynder: "We alcourse have to be very smart about this. We need someone to take out the guards, and keep Marz distracted."
 * Icky: "Me and Iago got the keep Marz busy part, we'll go as two rich guys who will offer him an endless funding to his work!"
 * Po: "Me and the five will handle the guards!"
 * Xenon: "Leave disabling the power, and any backup generaters to me! Fortunatly, Marz was foolish enough to only have ONE backup generater! also, his superrobots are on the frits, because an idiot guard spilled soda on the super-computer, so, the robots would basicly be useless, and they have yet to actselly repair it."
 * Two normal guards stand guard.
 * Dog guard one: "I'm bored."
 * Dog guard 2: "Yep. not alot of action here. Hey wait, if this were a cartoon something bad would've happen to us right about no-" (Monkey and Crane knock them out)
 * Monkey: We must hide the bodies! If another guard sees them, there'll be a good chance we'll get caught.
 * Crane: I'll take care of them. (Flies off with both guards, and places them on the roof)
 * Icky: (Watching the action, and disguised as a millionaire) Alright, Iago, are you ready for this?
 * Iago: (Also disguised as a millionaire) Ready when you are.
 * Icky: Well, let's blow out this candle. (Walk down toward the company in a gentlemen-like posture)
 * Xenon: Okay, here we go! (Retracts wings, and glides over to the roof)
 * Skipper: Alright, men, it's up to us to get the evidence we need to turn the Senator against Dr. Marz. Let's roll! (Penguins slide into the building)
 * Iago and Icky walk torwords the door.
 * Icky knocks.
 * Dr. Marz, an agrey looking Ram answers the door.
 * Dr. Marz: "Yes, who is it? who are you and why didn't the guards stop- (notices that the two dog guards are gone.) Damn it! those twats must of had another unionised break again! I miss the days when unions didn't exsit. Ok, what do you want?"
 * Icky: (Clears throat, and speaks in an England accent) Greetings, my good man. Are you the bloak they call Dr. Marz?
 * Dr. Marz: Uh...yeah?
 * Icky: Jolly good. Allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Sir Ichthyson the 3rd, and this is my assistant, Sir Iaggons.
 * Iago: And we have come a long way to look for you, Dr. Marz. We have a proposition for you.
 * Dr. Marz: Oh. Well, then, come on in, make yourselves comfortable. (Iago and Icky enter the building)
 * Creeper:...(On walkie-talkie) Creeper to Xenon, Creeper to Xenon, the birds are in the building, I repeat, the birds are in the building.
 * Xenon: (On Walkie-Talkie) Copy that. I'm already on it! (Ends transmission, and crawls down air vent)
 * Creeper (on walkie talkie): "Po, have you and the other kung fuers taken out the rest of the guards?"
 * Po (from walkie talkie): "We're working on it! we found a lunchroom full of them, but we need Xenon to take out the power and the generater before we make sure they won't become a problem."
 * Creeper (on walkie talkie): "Penguins, status report."
 * Skipper (from walkie talkie): "Found what Mr. Marz was working on. we hiding from the cameras. you are not gonna believe what he wants to unless to the pest population: in a nutshell, he's ripping off that sci-fi movie about carniverious locusts!"
 * Creeper (on walkie talkie): "You mean "locusts: the 8th plague"?"
 * Kolwalski (from walkie talkie): "Like a madman, yes! didn't he know that in the movie, the locusts ate more then just the pests, they went after live stock, and people too?! and if he is a sciencetist, he should be aware that regular locusts cause famine because of they're continuious eating! can you even think of the destistation meat eating locusts can bring?! hence the title of the movie!"
 * Private (from walkie talkie): "What do you mean, Kolwalski?"
 * Kowalski: I'm saying that if Dr. Marz completes this project, he'll pretty much destroy the city.
 * Rico: KABOOM! BLAMO! BAZINGA! KA-PEW! DIE! (Faints)
 * Kowalski: Exactly!
 * Skipper: Then we have to stop it pronto! Oh, boy, is Senator Tricorn gonna be furious when she sees this.
 * Creeper: Uh, guys, I think we have another mission to do, if you don't mind!
 * Skipper: Oh, of course. Fall out, men! (Penguins slide down vent)
 * Dr. Marz: "I assure you, gentlemen, the Mega Science Corperation is a good investment to any socalites like yourselfs, my inventions are revolutionary, history at the making! i have created potions that, when finally corrected, will be able to make you regnerate lost limbs. so far, i am still trying to work out the side-effects of the potion turning you into a reptile hybred. Machinces of the advance caliber. many of them are still expearimental, but soon, they will revlosionised the way we see things! and finally, my prized, and mosr exspearimental, top-secret invention. I normal refraign reveling that to investers, but i think i can actselly trust you guys. you see, i am working on a way to make pest problems a thing of the past. think about, an invention, that'll put an end to overly expendsive exterminators, anoxiating bug sprey, corp tainting pestisides, and even the fear of a pest exblowtion, an invention, that'll benifet the lives of all, homeowners, apartments, farmers, pet owners, everything. an invention, that make the united universe, a better place. I give you, (opens a curtan, reviling a tank filled with the carnivious locust) The Locust-ivore!"
 * Icky (still in brittish acsent): "I beg your pardon."
 * Dr. Marz: "Meat eating Schistocerca gregaria, the desert locust, or at least they were. when i reverse engineer them, they became an entirely new spieces, faster, more effectent, and tireless, as well as hungry, and from what i resently learned, fast to reproduce, they were only 50 each of one gender, but i looked away for only a brief moment, and thounsons of new generations were granted! it's amazing what only feeding them steaks would do! (pushes button, and another steak is briefly showed before the locusts began to eat!) just think what would happen when they eat the pest population of every pest spieces, to extiction."
 * Icky and Iago's jaws dropped.
 * Dr. Marz: "Ah, your speechless i see, it's so amazing i amaze myself. Would any of you like a bon-bon?"
 * Icky: (In British accent) Uh, pardon me, Dr. Marz?
 * Dr. Marz: Yes?
 * Icky: Uh...haven't you even thought of what other stuff these, shall we say, mutant locusts, would eat if they were to be released?
 * Dr. Marz: Hmm...I don't think so.
 * Iago: (In British accent) Oh, yes, he has a point, Doc. These locusts might even go after civilians other than pests. Have you even given that thought yet?
 * Dr. Marz: Well, no, but...but I don't suppose there won't be a first time, right?
 * Icky: With all do respect, Dr. Marz, it may be too dangerous to release these locusts into the UUniverses. I say that they must be destroyed immediately.
 * Dr. Marz: (Scoffs and laughs) Are you questioning my genius, sir?
 * Iago: He's right, Doc. What would happen if Senator Tricorn finds out, huh?
 * Dr. Marz: Oh, I'm sure she'll be fine with it. She'll be glad to have the termites out of her house.
 * Icky: You don't understand, Doc. Why would you endanger the lives of millions by creating these monsters without Galactic Federation authorization?
 * Dr. Marz: I have nothing further to say to you both. I am going through with this project, and that's final.
 * Iago: Well, fine then. But don't go blaming us when the UUniverses are a complete post-apocalyptic wasteland with a mutant locust plague.
 * Icky: (Slaps Iago) Silence, Sir Iaggons! That's not how you speak to a gentlemen. Sir, we actually came here to offer you an endless funding for your work.
 * Dr. Marz: (Gets surprised) Really?!?
 * Icky: "Oh quite yes, we so filthy rich we rab out of ways to reduce our money to avoid making the other rich people jealious."
 * Dr. Marz: "I don't know what to say. makes me over look your, nitpicks to my greatest project. And i get way. I bet you say that sci fi movie about meat eating locusts going around and eat people! well, it's because those locusts were not properly controled! to avoid a repeat of that film, and in the assuringly unlikey case they started to target something not considered a pest, i am contructing a kill switch, one push of the button will cause all the locust to, pass away. there is spiecal microprobes in the locusts that kill them as quick as a micro-second. But alcourse, i assure you, the locusts are designed pafificly to target only pest creatures, the chances i assure, are very small. the switch i mention is in the exspearimentation room, to, pardon the pun, work a few, bugs out! (laughs heartingly!)"
 * Icky and Iago awkwordly laugh.
 * Dr. Marz: "So, is there a contract for me to sign to make the endless funding happen?"
 * Icky: 'Why yes! (pulls out a very big and long piece of paper, when rolled out, the underside began to roll out the room.) Just sign on the many dotted lines, and it'll be offitcal. Now, if you'll pardon me and my assoiate, we'll be at the gentlemen's restroom facsilites."
 * Dr. Marz: "Alcourse, by all means."
 * Icky and Iago went off.
 * Dr. Marz: "Endless Funding, here comes Dr. Marz!"
 * Two rat sciencetist were present.
 * Rat genius one: "All systems are currently normal, your take?"
 * Rat Genius 2: "Nothing out of the ordenary. Can i ask you something, Point?"
 * Point the Rat Genius: "Yes Dexter?"
 * Dexter the rat genius: "Aren't you, alittle worried about, Dr. Marz's, little project with those, meat eating locusts? Aren't you worried they might not just target pests? i mean, Rats are considered pests, so, aren't you worried the bugs might come after us?"
 * Point: "Marz ensured us it'll go after the non-sentient rats and/or non-sentient pest animals. He said so himself, if it's not sentient, it's locust chow."
 * Dexter: "It's just that, i saw this movie convinently about meat eating locusts, you know, it's on the sci-fi channel? it's called Locusts the 8th plage."
 * Point: "Pfft, he insisted everyone that it was just a scary movie, and he said he made a kill switch in case something were to go wrong. You worry to much dexter. Next i suppose your gonna say a mutant lizard monster is gonna come in and kick our posteariers." (Xenon sabotages the cameras, the silent alarms, and the turrets in camouflage without the rats noticing)
 * Dexter: And just what is that supposed to mean, bozzo?
 * Point: I was only coining a norman prhase.
 * Dexter: Well, then there's nothing to worry about! This isn't a cartoon, it's real life...I think! (Xenon leaps down and knocks out Dexter camouflaged)
 * Point: GHOST! AAAAAA-(Xenon spits paralyzing venom onto Point's mouth, covering it up)-MMMMPPH! MMPH! (Tries getting goo off, but suddenly weakens, and falls into unconsciousness)
 * Xenon: (Grabs 2 bodies, and stuffs them into a locker) There! (Turns off generator, and the power goes down, and everything is pitch black)
 * Dr. Marz: "The lights! the devil! blasted! where's the flashlight i keep! AH-HA! (Turns on flash-light.) There, now i can resume the contract. though i should propbuly call the guards to check the generater first."
 * Dr. Marz picks up a walkie talkie.
 * Dr. Marz: "Listen here, you gun troting fools, i want one of you to check on Point and Dexter and see what is going on, understand me?"
 * A voice: "Sure thing sir just as soon as get use our flashlights!"
 * Dr. Marz: "Good, Dr. Marz out."
 * Secureity chief: "Ok men, now that we got our flashlights, one of you has to volinteer to go alone in a dark, spooky labaory hallway to check on the lab rats. Who volinteers?"
 * no one said anything.
 * Security Chief: "Oh come on guys, you guards for crying out loud, nothing is gonna pop out of nowhere and hurt us!"
 * Duck guard: "How could the power just turn off like that, the generater's the most advanced thing we have! what if, we're attacked by monsters, an extreme group of theives, or worse, Dr. Marz insane science project on fleash eating locusts got out and they're gonna eat us all!"
 * Secureity Chief: "For crud's sake, it's just a power-outage, it can happen to anyon-" (The Furious Five and Po knock out all the guards)
 * Po: (Eyes are finally seen) Good work, guys! Nobody saw us coming.
 * Guard: Nobody except me--(Gets knocked out by Tigress, whose eyes are seen also)
 * Tigress: Po, you should really think before you say those words.
 * Po: Sorry about that, Tigress.
 * Mantis: (Eyes are seen) Okay, I can't see a thing in here.
 * Crane: "Why not just use the flashlights these guys appearently didn't used."
 * Po: "Oh yeah, that could've helped."
 * a green glow is seen.
 * Tigress: "Viper?"
 * Viper, who's eyes began glowing: "Oh, sorry, it's a trait i got from one of my ansisters, Su Zhou, the snake that see in the dark, everyone in my family has this trait."
 * Mantis: "Forget flashlights, we got viper and her glowing eyeballs!"
 * Po: "Whoa, i didn't know Su Zhou was in your family!"
 * Viper: "Well, Su Zhou was only famous for seeing in the dark, and not much else, he was soon almost forgoten when Kung Fu was founded by Oogway."
 * Icky: "Hey, it's dark in here! that means Xenon did the job! but if only we had some light!"
 * Iago brings out a lanturn.
 * Iago turns it on.
 * Iago: "Checkimondo."
 * Icky: "Aw sweet! good think, Iago my bird!"
 * the penguins snuck in, flashlight in hand.
 * Skipper: "Ok boys, find any form of eveidents. Kolwalski, see if he made any video jounals about his latest project, Private, take pictures of the bugs, Rico, your with me!, we're gonna check any incriminating files!"
 * the penguins scatter!
 * Private: (Takes out a camera) Okay, no flash, no flash! (Tries taking photos, but the darkness can't give it a clear picture) Oh, drat it! (On walkie-talkie) Skipper, we've got a problem! I can't take any clear pictures because it's too dark. And if I use flash photography, Dr. Marz will catch us!
 * Skipper: Urrrgh! Okay, we'll just have to brighten your pictures a bit, Private. Just hold on. Rico?
 * Rico: On it! (Hacks up tape recorder, and slides into the other room without Dr. Marz noticing, and then plays the tape recorder)
 * TR: ('Highway to Hell' plays)
 * Dr. Marz: What the heck? (Walks into the room after Rico slides out of it)
 * Skipper: Good distraction. Now to shine a little light on the subject.
 * Rico: (Hacks up glowrod, and drops it on the top of the tank full of locusts)
 * Private: Ah, that's better! (Takes 5 photos before Dr. Marz comes back after Rico takes the glowrod and shuts off it's light)
 * Skipper: Good work, Rico! Now we got photographic evidence.
 * Kolwalski: "Found the file cabinate, Skipper, but we're gonna need the key!"
 * Skipper: "This calls for a deversion! (on walkie talkie) Kung Fu Bug, we need your stelthiness to snag the keys to the file cambinate! whatr are you coornordinences? your location?"
 * Mantis (from walkie talkie): "We finished the guards and are following Viper to the lab. One of you guys need to draw his attention inconido!"
 * Skipper: "What we do best, Rico, Private, you know what to do!"
 * Private: We're already on it, Skipper! (Rico and Private crawl through air vent into another room, where Private lands)
 * Dr. Marz: What the? (Sees Private, who doesn't move a muscle) Hmm, a penguin? In New York?...There's something screwy going on here, and I don't like it...(Takes a look at Private) Maybe he's harmless.
 * Private: ("I swore I'd never use it again!") BOOSH! (Deploys Hypercute ability)
 * Dr. Marz: AWWWWWWWW! (Faints into unconsciousness)
 * Skipper: Whoa! Not exactly what I had in mind, but okay. (To Mantis on walkie-talkie) Alright, guys! Dr. Marz is in the snooze. You are clear to enter.
 * Mantis: Copy that. Let's go, guys! (Furious Five and Po enter lab and take a look at the mutant locusts) Whoa! And I thought rhino beetles were huge.
 * Monkey: This is the perfect way to get the MacGuffium we need to cure Xenon.
 * Po: No kidding. But where are the keys?
 * Mantis: They're right here, guys! (Has found keys after using his appendage to pick the locks on the locker)
 * Po: Oh, way to go, Mantis!
 * Kowalski: (Gets keys) Good! Now we'd better do this quick! Dr. Marz could wake up any second.
 * Mantis: Then do it! (Kowalski unlocks cabinet, and gets out a video journal)
 * Skipper: Excellent work, Kowalski!
 * Kowalski: Now all we need to do is download it into my video journal. But we haven't got much time. (Hooks up Marz' video journal to his video journal, and does a few key commands, then video journal says "Loading...") Now we wait!...(DING!) Yes, we did it! (Moiwah, moiwah, moiwah sound on video journal, and a password setting appears) DRAT!
 * Skipper: What's the big idea?
 * Kowalski: Marz' video journal is enabled with safety mode. Any files in the journal that are downloaded into another will be deleted automatically.
 * Skipper: DAMN!
 * Kolwalski: "That is unless i enter in the deactivation password."
 * Mantis picks up a piece of paper.
 * Mantis: "There's this weird word that saids "Marzisgenius." I think he meant to say Marz is a genius, but-"
 * Kolwalski: "That may be the password!" (Quickly types in password)
 * VJ: Access granted.
 * Kowalski: We're in! (Hooks in other VJ to Marz' VJ, and file importing is successful) We got it!
 * Mantis: Uh, guys? We have a problem!
 * Crane: The guards have regained consciousness, and are scouting the building.
 * Kowalski: Well, we'd better get out of here! (Turns off Marz' VJ and his VJ, places Marz' VJ back into cabinet, and shuts it gently) Let's split! (Lodgers go into hiding, clearing any following evidence)
 * Marz: (Regains consciousness)...where am I?
 * Guard: (Comes into lab) Dr. Marz! Are you okay?
 * Marz: I think so. I saw a penguin, and I fainted. How are you guys?
 * Guard: Sir, I think we have a problem. We were knocked out by something strange. I think there may be an intruder in the building.
 * Rico: (Lodgers watch conversation) Oh, no, you don't! (Hacks up Men in Black neuralizer, and flashes it at the entire group, then the screen goes pitch white)
 * Marz: (Wakes up in his desk) Uhh...what happened last night? I must've fell asleep on the job. Oh, well, at least we didn't have an intruder in the building last night. (Other guards wake up in the cafeteria with no memory of the following day)
 * Skipper: (Outside the building) Mission accomplished!
 * Dr. Marz watches the locusts eat another steak.
 * Dr. Marz: "Eat up my pets, soon, you will free the united universes of the problems of pests."
 * there was a knock on the door.
 * a female voice: "Dr. Marz? we have a problem."
 * Dr. Marz: "If it's about the missing potion, we have plenty."
 * a female Canaian goose walks in.
 * Dr. Marz: " Dr. Lesley, you look destress, what's wrong this time? Did one of the twaty guards touched you inapproiately again?"
 * Dr. Lesley: "Sir, you need to come to the lunchroom, the news, it revels one of the projects! we been linked!"
 * Dr. Marz: "What?! Which project?!"
 * Dr. Lesley: I believe it is Project: Eighth Plague
 * Marz: WHAT?!? Who the fuck had discovered it?
 * Dr. Lesley: Come with me, and I will show you.
 * Guard: (Sees Dr. Marz enter) Dr. Marz! We're in big trouble! Our classified Eighth Plague Project has been discovered!
 * Dr. Marz: BY WHO, GODDAMN IT?!?
 * Guard: Take a look! (Points at TV)
 * News Reporter: This is Scorch Scorchington coming to you live at the mega corporation of Mega Sci Corp. According to reports from the Shell Lodge Squad, Mega Sci Corp has been planning an unauthorized project meant for the extinction of non-sentient pests.
 * Dr. Marz: The SHELL LODGE SQUAD?!?
 * Scorch: Mr. SquarePants, can you tell us about this so called 'Project: Eighth Plague'?
 * SpongeBob: Well, we discovered material evidence that Dr. Marz has been making a secret project meant for wiping out non-sentient pests. We have photos of the project's mutant locusts that we managed to take last night. (All 5 photos appear on the screen)
 * Dr. Marz: (Eyes engorge themselves) WHAT THE FUCK?!?
 * SpongeBob: And we also have video proof as well. (Video plays)
 * VJ: Work Log: Dr. Melvin Marz
 * (Dr. Marz): If you are watching this, you must never reveal it to anyone what-so-ever. So far, Project: Eighth Plague is going splendidly. As you can see behind me, I have genetically engineered a strain of mutant locusts. Soon, pests will be a thing of the past. This project will ensure that no pests will ever spread diseases to you again. These locusts will devour only non-sentient fleas, ticks, rats, mice, ants, termites, fruitflies, flies, spiders, and other pests. But I can assure you, they will devour nothing else. Project: Eighth Plague will be initiated in 48 hours. This is the work log of Dr. Melvin Marz. Thank you (Video ends)
 * Dr. Marz: (Eyes explode, and cartoonishly blow out like a balloon)
 * Scorch: So, you're telling me, Dr. Marz has been doing a somewhat dangerous experiment without authorization from Senator Tricorn?
 * SpongeBob: Yes.
 * Senator Tricorn: (Watching TV) (Gets mad)
 * Scorch: Well, there you have it, folks. Once again, the Shell Lodgers have stopped mayhem once more.
 * Dr. Marz: (Eyes twitch)
 * Guard: Uh, sir, please, find your happy place! You know what happens when you get mad.
 * Dr. Marz: I cannot believe this! I WAS INTRUDED!
 * Lesley: "Sir, to prevent us to be morally looked down apawn, i advase we turn ourselfs in and accept whatever punishment is intended to be granted!"
 * Dr. Marz: "That maybe find for you, Lesley, but i have other plans! I am going to the escape pod! (runs off) Have fun rotting in a goverment prison, Lesley!"
 * Lesley: "No sir, please! Running will make it worse for you!"
 * Dr. Marz: "I will already be at an uncharted island! (grabs a tank with a Locust in it) and i am taking the breeding female with me, to start a new strain, and no one will prevent me from- (opens door, and Boss Wolf is blocking the doorway.)"
 * Boss Wolf: "What's up?"
 * Dr. Marz: "Great lamb! (Pulls out a fancy ray gun) Out of my way, forest dog! I am armed and am not afraid to use this!"
 * Boss Wolf: Dr. Marz, Senator Tricorn will see you now.
 * Dr. Marz: Uh...tell her...tell her I ran away.
 * Senator: I HEARD THAT, MARZ!
 * Dr. Marz: Shit!
 * Senator: (Walks in, and grabs Marz by the neck) Dr. Marz! Who the hell do you think you are making this project without my authorization?!?
 * Dr. Marz: But, Senator, I-I can explain!
 * Senator: You can explain nothing! (Drops Dr. Marz) Outside, now!
 * Senator: You have disgraced the Galactic Federation, Marz! I'm shutting you down!
 * Dr. Marz: But, Senator, you can't even do this! My company can build the future!
 * Senator: I'm sorry, Dr. Marz, but my word is final! You nearly destroyed the lives of millions by introducing dangerous and destructive mutant locusts just to put pests into extinction!
 * Dr. Marz: Please, Senator Tricorn! I did it for you!
 * Senator: You did this for yourself, Marz! You're fired!
 * Lesley and the others looked on.
 * Point and Dexter appear.
 * Point: "Oh boy, looks like we're all have to find new jobs."
 * Dexter: "Well, Marz is kinda loopy anyway."
 * Lesley: "Here's the thing, this our fault, kinda, we tried to warn Marz and talked him out of it, but we partisipated anyway. let's at least make up for it by turning ourselfs in."
 * Point: "Well, maybe if Tri-Corn didn't had such a bad-"
 * Lesley: "Look, she is mad, but not unreasonable."
 * Dexter: "Oh, ok, i hope you know what your doing."

Chapter 6- The Hunters and The Hunted
Later A Forest Somewhere Another Part of the Forest
 * Kowalski: Well, finally! We got the MacGuffium 237! (Holds up test tube full of MacGuffium 237)
 * Xenon: Thank goodness!
 * SpongeBob: Uh, guys? I don't think it was such a good idea doing what we just did.
 * Lord Shen: What do you mean, square one?
 * SpongeBob: Well, Dr. Marz' company got shut down because of us. Don't you think it's possible that he might sue us for that, and continue his mad experiments?
 * Lord Shen: I understand your words, square one, but we had no choice. Think of the destruction that could've happened if we didn't do it. What's important right now is that we got the MacGuffinum 255, or whatever it is.
 * Xenon: Which means we have one last mission! We have to invade Dr. Blowhole's hideout, and get some Metasi-porium.
 * Icky: "One prblem, Dr. Blow-face's hide-out is basicly the entie villain leage's hideout! A mad doctor's office is one thing, but the fortress of the leage! i think we need to be smart about this one too!"
 * Lord Shen: 'Surprasingly clever input, Prehistoric one. Perhaps, we should use Gaston, Clayton, and Me-dumb name McLeach to our advantage."
 * Skipper: "But first, (Skipper runs off, a fight is heard, and brings in a beat up Diablo the crow), let's make sure Maleficent's crow doesn't rat us out first!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Ok great, Maleficent's little pet bird was eyeballing us!"
 * Skipper: Yup. And I guess this birdy here needs to be pinned down in case he tries anything sneaky.
 * Rico: OOH! I KNOW! (Slides off, and brings out a mideval torture device) TA-DAH!
 * Skipper: Good thinking, Rico. But that's too big for the birdy. Why don't we start smaller?
 * Kowalski: (Takes out shrink ray, and shrinks the torture device moderately smaller) TA-DAH!
 * Skipper: (Dubbed as SpongeBob) Now that's what I'm talking about! (Straps Diablo to torture device)
 * Lord Shen: (Laughs) I'd like to see that birdie get out of there right now!
 * Icky: "Now let's put him so Gaston, Clayton, and Mc-freak can't find him!"
 * Gaston: "Where is Maleficent's blasted bird!?"
 * Mcleach: "Doesn't matter! we already got Clayton's thungs to scout out the forests for Xenon! The dolphin said only to call him when that freak is captured. Clayton asked us to guard camp while and the guys find Xenon."
 * Gaston: "Fine."

Meanwhile Outside Dark Alley, Day 4
 * Clayton: "Come on boys, Xenon has to be here somewhere!"
 * Thug 1: Uh, Clayton, sir? I bring news about The Shell Lodger's recent victories!
 * Clayton: What is it?
 * Thug 1: Well, apparently, they stopped a dangerous mutant locust project with the help of Xenon. It appears they were trying to get their hands on MacGuffium 237 from Dr. Marz because it was the closest source of MacGuffium 237 and it is what they need for a cure to Xenon's monsterous appearance.
 * Clayton: Excellent! Xenon will soon be ours! Wait, why would they expose the locust thing when they could just steal the MacGuffium whatever?
 * Thug 1: Because Dr. Marz was a close friend of Senator Tricorn herself.
 * Clayton: 'Senator Tricorn' you say? Hmm, that's interesting. Perhaps this Dr. Marz could be of good use to us. Perhaps we can assist him if he ever wants revenge on those misfits. It's fulproof!
 * Thug 1: Very good, Clayton!
 * Clayton: Alright, bring us this Dr. Marz, and round up the others. I think we have another way to capture Xenon. (Cackles)
 * McLeach: What's up, Clayton? What'cha thinking about?
 * Clayton: McLeach! You aren't gonna believe what I just learned! It appears the Lodgers have recently exposed a secret mutant locust project with the help of Xenon. And that scientist should be seeking revenge on them. Interested?
 * McLeach: Hmm...yes, I sure am interested. GASTON! CHANGE OF PLANS! WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAD SCIENTIST! WE'VE COME UP WITH ANOTHER WAY TO CAPTURE XENON!
 * Gaston: Splendid! (Everybody cackles menacingly as thunder appears in the background)
 * McLeach: Man I love this job! You even get your own thunder and lightning special effects.
 * Dr. Marz (behind bars): "DAMN THOSE MISFITS! it's bad enough my project is exposed, and my locusts are being killed off, now Lesley and the others betrayed me by agree to testify against me! what's next?!"
 * BOOM!
 * Dr. Marz looks behind him, to see Gaston, McLeach, and Clayton.
 * Clayton: "Ah, Dr. Marz, i presume?"
 * Dr. Marz: "Clayton, McLeach, and Gastion of the villain leage?! What do you want with me! I thought you would've fancy me worthless because, well, i am not, evil, just, wrongly prosicuted because the world doesn't understand what i was trying to do!"
 * McLeach: "Small word of advace mate, actselly watch "Locust the 8th plage", and try to say your project won't hurt people after that!"
 * Dr. Marz: "Agian with that?!"
 * Clayton: "That is not why we're here, mind you."
 * Dr. Marz: "Oh, good... I can't stand critisisum."
 * Clayton: I was just wondering if you would like to join our little search party. I'm sure we have valuable information you may use to get revenge on those Shell Lodgers once and for all.
 * Dr. Marz: You mean become a villain? Oh, no no no no! I am NOT gonna get involved in one of your crazy scams. Senator Tricorn would be all over my ass for that.
 * McLeach: Well would you feel better if we told you that we know the REAL reason why the Shell Lodgers shut you down?
 * Dr. Marz: What?
 * McLeach: Well, don't take my word for it, but ending your locust project wasn't really the main reason why those Lodgers sandbagged you.
 * Dr. Marz: It wasn't? Then...then why did they do it?
 * Gaston: Well, we'd tell you, but why should we tell you? You aren't with us, and we only keep dark secrets to team members only. But if you really want to know, then join us. We'll help you get payback to those misfits once and for all.
 * Dr. Marz: I don't know...it seems a bit dark.
 * Clayton: Well, fine then, stay here and rot, you stuck-up douche!
 * Dr. Marz: WAIT!...I'll do it!
 * Clayton: Now, that's what I'm talking about.
 * Cop: FREEZE! (Cop guards point guns at group) Don't move a muscle, Leaguer Scum!
 * McLeach: (All 3 Lodgers blast away at cops) Well then, shall we? (Leaguers and Dr. Marz leave)
 * Dr. Marz: Alright, so what are you villains doing here?
 * Clayton: Well, we are on the lookout for a certain something you might've heard of. (Shows him pictures of Xenon)
 * Dr. Marz: You're after the Xenon monster that's running about the city?
 * Clayton: Indeed. We intend on getting our hands on that monster's DNA. Who knows, maybe you might help us make some Xenon clones which we can use in our evil agenda. And we might also give you a chance to recreate your locusts. So, are you in?
 * Dr. Marz: "Well... fine. Now, what was the real reason the lougers had my factory shut down?"
 * McLeach: "We pretty just showed you. Turns out, that "Xenon" monster actselly used to be Blake Hoskins, a victim of real bad luck."
 * Gaston: "He tried to create a potion that makes people physically better... But it had, undisireable side-effects. The picture's self explaningtory."
 * Dr. Marz: "Wait a minute, the missing potion!"
 * Gaston: "It was something they needed to, get this, actselly help this creature. Frankly, in a few days, the thing will die."
 * Clayton: "But possably not before turning into a ravvious, ferious creature. Those Lougers want to render it useless by turning him back to normal."
 * Dr. Marz: "They ruined the new era, to help Blake out of his own blunder? It was his fault he made a miscalulation, it's his own fault!"
 * McLeach: "Easy, goat boy."
 * Dr. Marz: "If i wasn't considered prisonbounded, i would've just go right to Tri-Corn!"
 * Clayton: "About that, it's atad too late now. Kinda our fault, the bobbies propbuly already made an alarm on you. There's very poor chance to earn back Tri-Corn's trust."
 * Gaston: "Which makes it more easier for, Dr. Blowhole's expeariment."
 * Dr. Marz: "What exspeariment?"
 * Gaston shows a dead Locust-ivore.
 * McLeach pulls out a strange ray-gun.
 * Dr. Marz: "What? wha, wha, what is going on!"
 * Gaston tossed over the Locust to Marz.
 * McLeach: "Say cheese!"
 * Dr. Marz: "But, but i-"
 * Dr. Marz's gets zapped, suddenly, the locust begins to fused with Marz.
 * Clayton: "Alittle something Blowhole made. He figured, what better way to defeat a monster, is with another one?!"
 * the zap ends, and now, Dr. Marz is now a Locust, Ram hybreed.
 * ?Dr. Marz?: "Just call me, Hybreed!"
 * Gaston: "Now, creature, go forth and find Xenon for us! feel free to exterminate those pest lougers if you must, but Xenon is ours!"
 * Hybreed: "By all means!"
 * Hybreed roars and flies off!
 * Clayton: "Inprovising at it's best gentlemen."
 * Xenon: Alright, how exactly are we gonna get that Metasi-porium, guys? We've got only one day before I go feral and die, so think fast!
 * Shifu: Patience, Blake. We're just gonna use McLeach, Gaston, and Clayton, that's all.
 * Skipper: Kowalski? Any options on how we do it?
 * Diablo: (Struggling in torture device) RAWK, RAWK, RAWK, RAWK, RAWK!
 * Skipper: AND SHUT HIM UP!
 * Diablo: (Rico cranks with torture device, and it stretches Diablo's body up cartoonishly) RAAAAAWWWWK!
 * Xenon: "Alright, since we no longer have to fear the crow tattling on us, I have an idea. I am more then willing to play cat and mouse with the leage, then we trap the hunters, and fake out Blowhole out of hiding."
 * Sandy: "That's so crazy and endangering it might work! but it has to be done cautiously! the leage, even just three hunters, are capable of unexpected surprises!"
 * B.O.B.: "Like a Ram/Locust Hybreed heading torwords us."
 * Sandy: "Exsactly B.O.B."
 * B.O.B.: "Then we wouldn't by any chance be in trouble because there really is a Ram/Locust Hybreed heading torword us."
 * Po: And it seems very familiar.
 * Hybrid: RAAAAAWWWWRRRK! (Sprays digestive acid from mouth)
 * B.O.B: ACID, INCOMING! (All dodge acid)
 * Hybrid: (Picks up dumpster, and throws it)
 * Lord Shen: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!? (Dodges falling dumpster)
 * Hybrid: (Flies up into the air, and stomps on Lord Shen's neck)
 * Lord Shen: YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH!
 * Hybrid: (Grabs Icky by the head and roars at him)
 * Icky: Guys, a little help? (Hybrid sprays acid on Icky's head, and it cartoonishly melts his face until only his skull remains) Okay, I am officially freaked out now!
 * Fidget: Hey, watch the violence!
 * Hybrid: (Dubbed as Jafar Cobra) YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!
 * Xenon: Uh, what's going on here?
 * Hybrid: (Beats up the Shell Lodge with swiftness) Alright, Xenon! You're coming with me!
 * Xenon: I don't think so! (Roars, and he and Hybrid have an epic monster battle)
 * Icky: (Still with his skull showing) Alright! Just like Japanese kojira!
 * Xenon: (Spits paralyzing goo, but Hybrid blocks it by spraying acid. Then Xenon attacks with claw, but Hybrid blocks, and kicks Xenon to wall) WHO ARE YOU?
 * Hybrid: RAWWWWRK! (Grabs Xenon by the neck, and lifts him up)
 * Xenon: Ahhck! Auuck! Gaagh! (Spits venom at him, and Xybrid wipes it off while releasing Xenon)
 * Hybrid: Do you really think your paralyzing glue will affect me, ugly? (Roars, and lunges forward, but Xenon leaps upward dodging the attack) RAWWWK! (Xenon climbs up to the roof with Hybrid in persuit)
 * Xenon: (Tries running, but Hybrid stomps on him from the air) OUCH!
 * Hybrid: RAWWWWWWWRK! (Grabs Xenon, and flies off)
 * Xenon: LET GO OF ME! HELP! (Roars)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, no! It's got Xenon!
 * Kate: NOOO!
 * Skipper: CURSE YOU, BLOWHOLE!
 * Icky: (Face back to normal) Thank God my face has unexpectedly healed. But what're we gonna do now?
 * Skipper: "Looks like we have a change of plans! While the creature was surprisingly proving to be a tough match, a placed a tracker on the bully! now we follow whatever that thing was to the villains!"

Chapter 7- Rescuing Xenon
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 * Hybreed lands with Xenon still captured.
 * Xenon: "Ok, who are you, and what do you want with me?!"