The Shark of Lake Paradiso

The Shark of Lake Paradiso is the 4th episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles series. A very visited lake on the vacation planet of Paradisa is suddenly the home of an abnormally large, mutated and ravenous shark named Goliath. Now, with the help of a shark hunting seagull named Spencer Silvertalon, the Shell Lodge Squad must go to Paradisa and stop this shark before it eats a great number of victims. This episode is a parody of the classic movie Jaws.

Fan-made Transcript
Intro (Jaws Theme)

Chapter 1- Monster Shark
A beach at night. Later... Above.
 * A Female Deer and her cat boyfriend cuddled at a campfire.
 * Female Deer: Hey, let's go in the water.
 * Cat: I'd rather not. It's kind of cold, and I don't wanna get any cramps. Besides, I can't even swim since I'm a cat.
 * Female Deer: Aw, c'mon, it's fine! (Jumps into the water, SPLASH!)
 * Cat:...Hmm...maybe it isn't THAT cold...(Puts finger in water, and freezes solid)
 * Cat drops down like a statue.
 * Female Deer: "(Sigh), your such a cat." (Swims off)
 * Cat: Oh, brother, sometimes I wish I was some kind of sea lion.
 * (A large, prehistoric-looking mutant shark (Camera in red-visioned point of view) spots the deer)
 * Female Deer: "Ahh, so relaxing and not at all dangerious. And people say it's dangerious to swim at night. Yeah right!" (Shark gets closer, and closer and closer) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! (Gets pulled down into the water) BLURB BLURB BLURB BLURB!!! (Shark tears her apart and eats her)
 * Cat: Tina?...Tina? Where are you--(Shark then comes out of the water, and drags in the cat) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHRRRRRRGGGH!!!! (Blood fills the water)
 * MSM's voice: Uh, we can deal WITHOUT the bloody water. (Blood disappears) Thank you.

Chapter 2- An Urgent Call From Senator Tri-corn
Tri-corn's office. Dragon Temple Batman Scene Cut to Lodger Van Planet Paradisa
 * Tri-corn: "Jamica Boa, what's today status report? I want to feel the morning breese as well as an onboarage of good news."
 * Jamica Boa: Well, it's actually bad news I have, Senator. Something's gone wrong on Planet Paradisa.
 * Tricorn: Paradisa? That's the most peaceful place in the UUniverses, the only war it's had was the Paradisan Wars 100 years ago. Nothing's ever happened there since.
 * Jamica Boa: Well, it seems there's been 2 deaths right near Lake Paradiso, Parcelio.
 * Tricorn: Deaths? Not so bad as long as it's not some kind of aggressive shark.
 * Jamica Boa: Well, sources said it WAS a shark, but not just any shark. It's a shark no one's ever seen before.
 * Tricorn: Any proof?
 * Jamica Boa: Yes, we found THIS! (Takes out a freakishly bizarre shark tooth that's NOT a great white's)
 * Tricorn: Good lord! What the hell kind of shark has teeth like THAT?!?
 * Jamica Boa: Clearly, Lake Paradiso has become the home of a prehistoric shark. When we found this tooth from the dead body part, it was over 104 years old.
 * Tricorn: Impossible! No shark is capable of living that long. (Sighs) Jamica, it looks like we're dealing with a mutated shark.
 * Jamica Boa: Would you like me to call the Paradisan authorities?
 * Tricorn: Yes, make sure that lake is closed down until further notice. Someone get me the Shell Lodge Squad. As much as I don't like them, this sounds like something that needs to be dealt with by them.
 * Jamica: "Ah yes, becuse of past exspeariences with mutants before. I'll make the video call."
 * Louge computer: "You got, Video Email from "DragonSenatorTcorn.Gmail"."
 * Lord Shen: "Odd, Do we know someone of that email?"
 * Icky: "Uh, Well, Celestia's email was "Princessofall", Each of the mane 6 has an Email based on their characteristics, The Galactic Feds are "GFEDS", and a good majory of our friends from our pass adventures barely don't use the internet or even have it, or do not even know the junk that is."
 * Cynder: Guys, it's from Senator Tri-corn.
 * B.O.B: You mean that cybernetic dummy dragon who tried to destroy me while I was that 'Jigglodon' monster?
 * Missing Link: Yeah, I hated that girl.
 * Lord Shen: Well, it says it's an emergency.
 * Icky: Well, let's see what it says. (Video plays)
 * Senator Tricorn: (On the video) Attention, Shell Lodgers. Before you cancel this EMail because of what happened with that glob monster, I must tell you that I am in need of your assistance. It seems there has been 2 deaths on Planet Paradisa happening right by Lake Paradiso. I've just found out that it is some kind of mutant shark. (Lodgers are surprised) I advise you to head down to Paradisa, find this creature, and bring it to me dead or alive. And the Paradisan governments tell me that they're offering a reward for anyone who can catch the shark. If you can do this, we'll split the money 50-50. Good luck...I can't believe I just said that. (Video ends)
 * Lord Shen: This is serious!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, a monster shark in Paradisa? That sounds pretty bloody.
 * Skipper: Oh, please, it's just a fish, everyone. Just a stupid mutated cartilaginous fish. I say when we capture it, we sell it for sushi.
 * Shifu: No. Tricorn has insisted we bring the shark to her once we hunt it down dead or alive.
 * Kowalski: Besides, a cartilaginous fish might not be that good tasting.
 * Skipper: Hmm...you do have a point. I remember when Manfredi and Johnson tried cartilaginous fish. It left a BAD taste in their mouth, if you know what I'm saying. (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob: Well, we'd better get down there. Who knows how many more careless victims will get into those waters?
 * Donkey: Alright! We're going to be in a Jaws parody, baby!
 * Max Cat: I wouldn't mind trying some cartilaginous fish. I mean, you don't have to worry about bones.
 * Lord Shen: We're not gonna eat it! We're gonna give it to Tricorn, and that's that.
 * Spyro: Let's go. TO THE SHELL LODGER VAN!!
 * The van flews off as the music resumes!
 * Mr. Dodo: Welcome to Planet Paradisa. The greatest vacation planet in the UUniverses. Everything there is cheap, there are large oceans for swimming, fishing, and snorkeling, there are large beaches, it's mostly sunny, and less cold, and the government is very friendly.
 * Icky: I sure wish me and Iago could've gotten their by ourselves if that Grox ship didn't send us crashing onto Pastoon. But we sure made up for by meeting Sheriff Garrot.
 * Iago: Yeah, those were good times. We even showed them that the Shell Lodge Squad was real when they believed in us as a galactic legend.
 * Icky: Yeah, my head still hurts a bit after that bullet to the head made me miss all the action, but at least we had a great time.
 * SpongeBob: This is actually the first time I've been here. I never knew this planet's government was so vacationally friendly. Has this place ever had any kinds of conflicts?
 * Mr. Dodo: Not for a long time, actually. The last conflict this place had was the Paradisan War II 100 years ago.
 * Icky: DAMN! A century of peace? This place rocks!
 * Tigress: But let's just remember we're not here for a vacation. We're here because we're on a mission.
 * Lord Shen: "Look, there seems to be a press converence with the mayor!"
 * News Reporters and Poperazzi hassle the Mayor (Who's a Pelican) about the sudden attack!
 * The Mayor: "Everyone please, one at a time!"
 * Paparazzi: What do you propose we do about this monster shark, Mr. Mayor?
 * Paparazzi 2: Lake Paradiso is the only closest water resort for us!
 * Paparazzi 3: This is freakin' ridiculous!
 * Mayor: Now, now, now, settle down! Senator Tricorn has promised that something will be done about this shark in due time. But if anyone else thinks they are capable of pulling this off, then don't bother. I'm offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who can capture this beast.
 * SpongeBob: Whoa! $100,000! That's a LOT of money.
 * Spyro: Well, let's just tell him we're on the mission. (They walk up to the mayor) Excuse me, Mr. Mayor?
 * Mayor: Oh, hey, it's the Shell Lodge Squad! What's up?
 * Spyro: Senator Tricorn sent us to take care of this shark dead or alive.
 * Mayor: Hmm, interesting. You HAVE been capable of doing a lot of impossible stuff. Alright, you're on. If you can capture this shark, you'll be rewarded. And we'll all be in a debt of gratitude for helping us in our time of need.
 * Po: Well, we're just doing our duty.
 * SpongeBob: Don't worry, we'll handle this shark problem of yours. How big is it? We heard it's a mutant, so we'll need to figure some stuff out about it.
 * Mayor: Well, you'll have to find out for yourselves because I have absolutely no idea. But I am guessing it's about the size of a great white with a gigantism mutation.
 * Icky: Okay, weird simile, but okay.
 * Sandy: "Well, Do you know anyone who processes the know-how on the shark?"
 * A loud, painful squak was heard that was painful to everyone who heard it!
 * ???: (A silouetted laughing gull is seen in the background) So, you wanna go after ol' Goliath, do ya'? (Laughs squawkingly (He's a laughing gull after all)) Be careful ye' don't sigh yer' own death warrants there.
 * Icky: Oh, boy. Sounds like another Captain Ahab ripoff.
 * Spyro: 'Goliath'? That thing has a name?
 * ???: Aye, it does. I seen the beast with me own eyes, matey! And it be big as hell, and red like the devil himself! It be 50 ft long from jaw to tail, with teeth as sharp as knives.
 * Mayor: (Sighs) What're you doing here, Spencer? Can't you see you're talking to the famous Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Stencer: (Comes out of the shadows) Yes, I knew the foul stench of that fat panda anywhere.
 * Po: HEY!
 * Cynder: "What do you want? The last time we dealt with those who are obessive with bring down monsters, they often turn out to be back-stabbing jerks."
 * Spencer: "Well, let me ease ya fears by saying, i practicly protact this world from the beast."
 * Icky: "Yeah, good job protacting those unlucky saps, doc."
 * Spencer: "The creature caught me in me pants down! If the female deer wasn't stupid enough to ACTSELLY swim in night, a prime hunting hour for sea predators, she won't have a reserved spot in the morge!"
 * Kowalski: He does have a point. Sharks mainly hunt in night time hours where their coloration makes them almost undetectable. But the fact that Spencer said the shark was 'red' is no exception. It's still difficult to see in the night, even when you're out in the water.
 * Skipper: It's just a fish, Kowalski, nothing too dangerous for us Shell Lodgers. So, Spencer, care to do any explaining about this beast we're after?
 * Spencer: Well, it's a mutant, alright. It took me years to learn that Goliath is just a crazed military sciencey experiment gone berserk. And by tracin' the DNA to the local scientists, ol' Goliath is 104 years old.
 * Crane: Th-that's impossible.
 * Brandy: Yeah, I didn't know sharks lived that long.
 * Spencer: Clearly, you land lubbers haven't been usin' yer' ears. Goliath is a mutant from a military research project. And trust me, the fact that I've been after 'em for 5 years is sure to prove that I've been studyin' it's history.
 * Skipper: Surprise us, seagull.
 * Spencer: 100 years ago, when the Second Paradisan War was ravagin' like an angry group of pirates, the military was secretly creating a secret weapon. They made this foul sludge that mutated great whites that would fight in battle. One of them was ol' Goliath. However, his bloody rage came when he got pissed off, causin' the whole place to come down faster than hell! But luckily, ol' Goliath survived with a dose of sludge.
 * Sparx: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA NELLIE!!! A military weapon gone berserk? Who would've guessed?
 * Skipper: So how do we stop it?
 * Spencer: (Laughing gull caw laughs) You CAN'T stop ol' Goliath, land lubbers. He's far too powerful to take on. The only lad who's got the chance to survive ol' Goliath's jaws is yours truly.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, you told us you've taken on Goliath before.
 * Spencer: Yes, he's the one who cost me me leg! (Shows them silver leg)
 * Shenzi: DAMN!
 * Ed: (Laughs crazily)
 * Banzai: I could've done that all by myself, and instead of just the leg, I'd eat the WHOLE THING!!
 * Spencer: Let's face it, lads! You ain't gonna take down ol' Goliath without MY help.
 * SpongeBob: Why should we trust you? Like we told you, anyone like you could go Captain Ahab on us.
 * Spencer: "Oh don't worry, my mentally is geared strictly on the shark! I am still sane enough to be somewhat socally acceptable."
 * Lord Shen: "Really?"
 * Spencer: "Well i haven't started abducting people in the middle of the night to use them as bait to get that abomination of nature, have i?"
 * Mayor: "I have to speak for Spencer here. He's coco for going after the shark, but he's arguely still have a sense of morally, he's actselly saved some people from that thing. Though ithat shark vanished and was gone until the recent attack."
 * Spencer: "Well, i say it took him long enough. And to think, everyone thought it died of either old age, or it's own mutantion killed it off."
 * Mayor: "In everyone's defence Spencer, mutants don't normaly tend to live long."
 * Spencer: "It depends on what mutant your talking about."
 * Donkey: Yeah, just try and say that to Wolverine. He's actually served in Civil Wars and is still around because Deadpool is still around.
 * Icky: "Ok, comic book character talk aside, I think it's time to start sharking!"
 * everyone was silent.
 * Spencer: "Sharking?"
 * Icky: "Ya know, uh, like fishing, but since we're after a shark, we're actselly sharking."
 * Shenzi: I got to admit, that was one of the WORST puns ever.
 * Icky: Hey, at least I'm not like my cousin Sucky. I mean, Tigger gave him a swirly for telling a joke about looking for Winnie the 'Poo' in a toilet.
 * Spyro: Can we at least get on with the task at hand?
 * Cynder: We'll be lucky if we get through this without a bite mark.
 * Spencer: "You would be realigusly grateful if you got out of this alive, with so much as a tooth stuck in your ass!"
 * Icky and Iago gulped.
 * Spencer: "I know this beast well, and mercy and remorse are not in his mind or dicsinary, it's only eat and kill!"
 * Skipper: "Well it is just a fish, alcourse it wouldn't know the meaning of those words. Their brains are the size of an abmeba!"
 * Kowalski: Well, actually, you're half right. Sharks are not exactly killers. Attacks on humans or sentient animals are mostly accidents. Sharks often mistake a surfer as a seal. But the mutations of this shark make it a REAL killer. They are intelligent, though. They have an excellent sense of smell, and they have a fine electroreception system.
 * Rico: BORING!
 * Spencer: Aye, but this creature's electroreception is not to be judged as upgraded. Since it's mutations, it now uses tachyon signals to find it's prey.
 * Kowalski: And by 'tachyon' signals, you mean 'faster-than-light' signals?
 * Spencer: You bet yer' applesauce!
 * Sandy: Amazing! This creature IS a killing machine.
 * Lord Shen: Is there more?
 * Spencer: And the worst of all...it's asexual. (Everyone gasps)
 * Patrick: "You mean, it's gay?"
 * Squidward: (Face palms) It means it can reproduce without the need for a mate.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, like sponges like me.
 * Skipper: BUTTER MELT BISCUITS!!! It's only a matter of time before it begins it's disgusting reproducing cycle! Once it does...Lake Paradiso will no longer be safe.
 * Mayor: WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL US ABOUT THIS, SPENCER?!?
 * Spencer: Cause I didn't want the lot of you to freak out, of course. This thing is enough of An Apex predator with it's mutantion alone, it'll be catisclisum fearing worthy if everyone is aware of the fact that in a year's, or a month's, or an hour's, or even right now it could already be a father/mother of..... OVER 9000!
 * Mayor: "WHAT 9000?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT?!"
 * Kolwalski: ".... So, was the dragon ball z reference really nessersary then?"
 * Spencer:...Yes.
 * Alex: Then we must hurry. Who knows what'll happen if that thing is allowed to reproduce?
 * Banzai: "Shark-fearing mass histeria, for starters."
 * Alex: Good scenario. But let's just go.

Chapter 3- Lake Paradiso
Lake Paradiso Later... Later, in the middle of the sea. Later, again 1 hour later... far enough distence. Boatyard flashback Present
 * Sandy: "Golly! This is an awesome looking lake!"
 * Icky: "Ya oh, i'm surprised with all of the commonity going on here, i'm surprised on how clean it is here. Normally in public beaches there be like a retarded seagull with a soda can holder around his neck or a bottle flounting the water."
 * Spencer: "You'd be amaze of what an Eviomental Mayor can do."
 * Marty: Okay, here's our first question: How're we gonna find this creature?
 * Spencer: YOU can't find him, lad. HE'LL find YOU. Ol' Goliath is a master of stealth and bloodshed. He tends to surprise you by jumping out of the water to take a bite out of his target. All we need to do is wait until it arrives, and THEN we make our attack.
 * Mr. Krabs: And exactly HOW are we gonna kill it?
 * Rico: (Hacks out a load of dynamite) Kaboom?
 * Skipper: No, that's too powerful.
 * Spencer: Yeah, that'll only make him angry. I don't exactly know how he's able to survive that stuff, but it just doesn't work.
 * Kowalski: Then I have a better idea.
 * Skipper: We blast it with a bazooka?
 * Kowalski: No, I've got something even better. (Takes out a large harpoon gun)
 * Icky:...A harpoon gun? Really?
 * Kowalski: A harpoon gun that shoots poisonous spears. One shot of this, and the shark won't be able to breathe. Eventually, it'll die of infection within 5 minutes.
 * Iago: I don't think that'll work, Kowalski. I prefer the bazooka.
 * Kowalski: I'm CERTAIN this will work.
 * Lord Shen: "There's no time to screw around of how one kills a monster! We have a mission to do, so, shall we PLEASE do it?!"
 * Spencer: "I like that! Itching to fight a demon of the sea itself, eh? (Hearty sailors laugh!)"
 * Lord Shen: "Well anything that's a threat to everyone's jolly good time is in my realm of zero tolerence!"
 * Patrick: "You mean, it has no caleroes?"
 * Sandy: "Patrick, don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
 * Patrick: Not until 4:00.
 * Mr. Krabs: Now, if everyone's done flabber-jabbin', can we PLEASE get to work? Where's our boat?
 * Spencer: It be right over there. (The boat is humongous and partially beat down)
 * Icky: That's the shittiest boat I've ever seen.
 * Spencer: Thank you, it was my father's. He died in a shark attack, how do you feel now? But seriously, this is the best boat I have. It's also extremely faster than ol' Goliath.
 * Mantis: Are you certain it'll help us find Goliath?
 * Spencer: Certain? You want 'certain', hire yourselves a soothsayer!
 * Lord Shen: We actually have one back at the Temple, thank you very much.
 * Skipper: Let's just get going.
 * Spencer: Alright, just pack the beers, and we'll be on our way! (They get in the boat, and take off)
 * Spencer: (Boat is still moving fast) Damn, we've been through this for 5 hours, and still no sign of ol' Goliath! WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!? (Goliath peeks out of the water and spots the boat, then swims after it in secret)
 * SpongeBob: Looks like we'll need to attract him somehow.
 * Spencer: You may be right, laddy. I have some chum right here.
 * Squidward: Well, good luck with that.
 * Spencer: Oh, no, calamari! No freeloaders on MY ship. YOU'RE doin' the cummin'!
 * Squidward: Oh, yeah? Who says?
 * Spencer: I'm the seagull who decides if I should throw you overboard or not!
 * Squidward: (Shrugs) Fine! Gimme the bucket! (Snatches bucket) Ew, i can see why the Chum Bucket is a very poor business! This stuff is idsgusting!
 * Max the cat snags a piece and eats it!
 * Max the cat: "Hmm, speak for yourself, Squidward!"
 * Spencer: "Dang blasted cat! That's for attracting the beast!"
 * Max Cat: Oh, don't get wheezy, I'm only having one piece. (Leaves)
 * Squidward: (Sighs, then dumps the chum in the water) I hope we do this quickly. Who knows how big this thing is? (Goliath is seen below the ship, and is VERY big, but no one notices him taking the chum quickly)...WHA?!? (Sees the chum gone) How-I thought-we-a-ba-ja-wha?
 * SpongeBob: Squidward, now's not the time to play Babble Like An Idiot.
 * Squidward: The chum is GONE! (Everyone sees this)
 * Max: Whoa. So much for seeing the shark. It's quicker than I thought.
 * Spencer: We'd better get out of this area. Goliath could surprise us any moment. (Starts the boat, and it takes off, leaving Goliath in hot persuit)
 * Spencer was at the crows nest with the harpoon readied at the sea.
 * Squidward was resting.
 * Spongebob with a fishing pole: "Hey Squidward, want me to fish over here so you can watch me?"
 * Squidward: "Why don't you fish over there so i can ignor you?"
 * SpongeBob: Okay. (Goes to the bow, and swings his fishing line too far, and the hook clings to multiple objects, including Squidward's bench chair)
 * Squidward: WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA! Hey! Watch where you're swinging that--(Fishing line rips off his shirt, showing his undergarments) SpongeBob, be careful with--(Fishing line attaches to nose, and the camera goes far away from the boat as the line rips it off) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!
 * Sandy: Oooh, that's gotta hurt!
 * Patrick: DO IT AGAIN, I WASN'T LOOKING!
 * The hyenas were laughing out of control!
 * Squidward: (Walks up to Spencer with no nose) Okay, I've had enough.
 * Spencer: You had enough?!? What are you, a scared barnacle with no nose? I want you back to chummin', wiener-nose!
 * Squidward: (Sighs) Fine! (Grabs chum, imitating Spencer) "Oh, look at me, I'm an insanely drunk seagull who hates sharks!" (Dumps chum) "Oh, I hate that shark so much, i think it's an insult to nature, sez i!" (Squidward grumbles as he looks away for brief moment. Then Goliath uses his proboscis tongue to suck up the chum quickly) Well, (Puts nose back on) that was PAINFUL! I--(AOOGAH sound as eye engorge as he sees the chum gone) NOT AGAIN!!!
 * Spencer: What is it now, wiener-nose? You ain't screwin' up, are ye'?
 * Squidward: The chum is gone again! God, this shark is clever.
 * Spencer: (Sighs) We BETTER not miss the last batch in the next area. (Starts boat as Goliath begins to follow)
 * It was nearing sunset.
 * Spencer: "Ok, this time, nobody looks away from the chumed waters, not even to scratch your ass!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Ok Squid, let her rip!" (Squidward dumps the chum)
 * SpongeBob: We're not taking our eyes off you! (Eyes extend while he looks at the chum)
 * Spencer: "Now, we wait."
 * SpongeBob: (Eyes are stiff, and he whimpers in exhaust) Gee, this is taking too long.
 * Gilda: I'm beginning to think Goliath is waiting for us to take our eyes off this chum so he can keep the element of surprise.
 * Spencer: Yes, ol' Goliath seems remerkably patient. But just remember, do NOT take your eyes off this chum!
 * Marty: Uh, guys? Isn't it almost night time?
 * Mushu: Oh, you can't be serious!
 * Spencer turns on some search lights.
 * Lord Shen: "Wow, effective." (Goliath sees the spotlights, and goes deeper for a surprise attack)
 * SpongeBob: We have the creature now!
 * Spencer: Don't get yer' hopes up, sponge! Goliath is VERY strategic, and will do anything to catch his prey. Some of you be on the lookout. The rest of you, keep your eyes on the chum. (They do that)
 * Icky: "Oh what, it's not like he's gonn jump scare us or any-" (Suddenly, Goliath jumps out of the water, scaring the Lodgers) HOLY SHIT!!!
 * SpongeBob: AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!
 * Sandy: SWEET SASSY-MALASSEY!!! (Goliath goes back into the sea)
 * Icky:...Uh, guys? I think we're gonna need a bigger boat.
 * Spencer: At last, we meet again, you ugly bag of cartilage! Where are ya'? (Gets to the harpoon gun, but Goliath strikes the boat, tremoring it) WHOOA!
 * Squidward: WHOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA! (Falls to the ground)
 * Patrick: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
 * Lord Shen: "Well i picked a lovely time to NOT bring one of my cannons with me! Since i been told exploutions work not at all well on this creature!"
 * Spencer: "And they don't! They serve no purpose except to piss it off!"
 * Boss Wolf: "Hey, as long as we have the scearh ligh-" (Goliath bumps into the boat again, sending Boss Wolf off the ledge, clinging to it) YIPES!!! (The camera is underwater under the area Boss Wolf is hanging, and Goliath's silouette is seen) SOMEBODY HELP ME! I CAN'T SWIM EVEN THOUGH I'M METAPHORICALLY A DOG!
 * Crane: I got you! (Uses Kung-Fu moves to send Boss Wolf back onto the boat, while barely avoiding Goliath's jaws) WHOA!!! (Goliath faces them)
 * Gilda: (Breathes in, and roars loudly at Goliath, but Goliath's roar scares her away) YIPES!!! Stupid mutants having better roars than the good guys!
 * Spencer: Not to worry, I'll get this sea-weasel! (Aims harpoon gun at Goliath, and fires, but the harpoon doesn't work) Dear God! His hide is too thick! (Goliath chomps after Spencer, but he flies out of the way just in time) WHOA, watch the jaws, bloodbath!
 * Shifu: I think now would be a good time to retreat.
 * Donkey: No way, cat-thing! We Shell Lodgers NEVER run from a fight! (Goliath strikes the boat again) Okay, let's get out of here!
 * Spencer: FULL SPEED AHEAD! (Boat takes off just as Goliath keeps pace)
 * Lord Shen: "I'll admit, for a simple beast, he's determined!"
 * Spencer: "Believe me, Goliath is no simple beast!"
 * Icky: "So we noticed!"
 * Spencer: Once we fix up this boat, I'll tell ye' how I first cross paths with the beast. Now, hold on! (Boat goes on full throttle while avoiding Goliath)
 * Private: (Seeing Goliath leap out of the water like a dolphin while roaring) AHHH!! (Accidentally uses hypercute again) BOOSH!
 * Goliath: GRRGH! (Gets knocked out, and sinks)
 * Spencer: What the hell? What was that?
 * Private: I used my hypercute by accident again.
 * Skipper: Seriously, Private, can you EVER learn to control it? I mean you swore never to use it again after all.
 * Private: I can't help it, Skipper. My adrenaline makes me vulnerable into triggering it.
 * Mushu: Well, for once, it helped. I don't think Goliath will be waking up any time soon. (Boat takes off into the distance)
 * Sandy: "Well, when Spencer said we ain't dealing with your average joe shark, he wasn't pulling wool over our eyes!"
 * Lord Shen: Yes, I gotta say, he's not like those other Benedict Ahab Arnolds we encountered before.
 * Spencer: Well, we'd best get this boat to the boatyard for repairs. It's gonna be a long night before we head back out again. (Lodgers take the boat to the boatyard while Pain sees Goliath peeking out of the water, then going back down)
 * Boat repair crewmen: "Woo-wee! Looks like that Goliath did a number on you this time Spencer!"
 * Spencer: Yeah, he's SOOOOOOO smart, says I! He just stood there for a freakin' hour while waitin' for us to take our eyes off that chum so he could keep his element of surprise. But he RETAINED IT! Damn, if only it weren't so difficult.
 * Boat repair crewman: Well, he is a mutant after all, and mutants are clever creatures like those mutant heroes from X-Men. With their adamantium claws, and their telepathy, and their weather manipulation, and their crazy disguising abilities, and their--
 * Spencer: ALRIGHT, I GET IT!!! Sheesh!
 * the lougers were resting in the boat shop.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i am not afriad to admit that this creature does not intent on going down easily."
 * Icky: "Understatement of the entire episode."
 * Skipper: Well, since the harpoon failed, we'll have to find another way to kill Goliath.
 * Tito: Yeah, man! Pretty soon, he'll be reproducing, and then. BOOM! Unstoppable force of nature, baby!
 * Kowalski: I do have a solution. The harpoon didn't work because his hide was too thick, right?
 * All: Yes.
 * Kowalski: Well, the harpoon will still work as long as it hits the only vulnerable spot on the shark: it's soft underbelly.
 * Skipper; And exactly HOW would we do that, Kowalski? The underbelly is completely underwater and completely unreachable.
 * Kowalski: Unless...we can get close enough to get it.
 * Sandy: Hmm...I guess you're right. And I have an idea. We'll try and make a shark cage. One strong enough to withstand even a strong shark like Goliath. That way, we can get to his underbelly, and get the job done.
 * Spencer: "(looks as if he's trumitased the minute sandy said the word "Shark Cage.")"
 * Icky: "Hey uh, what's with you?"
 * Spencer is begining to be reminded of certain events.
 * Shark 1: (Sharks torture him as a young chick by locking him into a shark cage with no oxygen) HAHAHAHAH! You look like you're drowning! Oh, wait, you ARE drowning! (Laughs along with the other sharks)
 * Shark 2: Don't get scared, Spencer! We have an air tank right here! (Spencer tries reaching for it, but the sharks smash it, releasing all the bubbles) HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
 * Spencer: MMMMPPPHHH!!! MMMPPH!!!
 * Shark 3: (Lifts cage up to the surface, where Spencer gasps for air, only to wind up in the water again) HAHAHAHAH!
 * Shark 2: What's the matter? You mad at us sharks? We're the ultimate monsters of the sea! (Sharks laugh at him, and their laughing fades as the flashback fades)
 * Spencer:...
 * Icky: Hello? SPENCER!!!
 * Spencer: Wha-huh? Oh, uh, it's okay.
 * Monkey: You kinda blacked out on us.
 * Shifu: Perhaps he's been reminded of a certain tragic event in his past.
 * Icky: "Hmm, i wonder........ Shark Cage."
 * Spencer looks trumatised again.
 * Icky: "I think it has something to do with Shark Cages."
 * Po: What happened?
 * Spencer: Well...uh...it's kind of hard to explain. You see, when I was younger, I went out on a fishing trip with my parents. Back in those days, I liked sharks. But the fact was, I picked on them too much. Anyway, this gang of sharks named the Tibeuron Gang, got really angry at me, and...and attacked the boat. My parents never made it to shore in time, but I did. The sharks began torturing me ever since. They tripped me off docks, they locked me in shark cages, they splashed me too much, they even stole my entire shark tooth collection. (Sighs)...Then when I became 19...I used my father's spear to kill them all. They were all dead, and I've been a shark hunter ever since.
 * Icky: "...... Wow..... I heard my fair share of dark stories before, but this is espeically dark."
 * Po: I know how that feels.
 * Sandy: Well, let's be sure to get to work on the...you-know-what...later on so we can catch Goliath.
 * SpongeBob: Besides, how did you get so close with Goliath anyway?
 * Spencer: Well, it's quite a story. When I was a shark slayer, I also rescued people who were threatened by sharks. I saved about 74 people from sharks, and even slayed 50 sharks, half of them being great whites. But then, when I became 25, I came to rescue a family from a shark I've never seen before. That shark was Goliath. He was incredibly strong and had a foul reputation. I managed to save some of the family, but I missed one of them. As Goliath came closer, so did I. I barely had enough time to save the kid, and get him back to his family. But I was swallowed whole.
 * Tito: Were you killed?
 * Spencer: (Dubbed as Buck) Sadly, yes. But I lived.
 * Lord Shen: Ohh, brother.
 * Spencer: Never have I felt so alive, than when I was SO close to death! Just before Goliath could suck me down his gullet, I grabbed hold of the uvula.
 * Po: EWWW!!!
 * Spencer: I hung onto that sucker, and I swung back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, and back...(Shell Lodgers gasped)...and forth, and back and forth, until finally, I let go, and I shot RIGHT out of his jaws! I had enough time to swim to the surface and flee. But Goliath wouldn't give up so easily. I flew as fast as I could trying to avoid the jaws of ol' Goliath. But then, he bit off my right foot. While it was painful, I wouldn't lose so easily. So I flapped faster, and managed to get away from Goliath by reaching the shore.
 * SpongeBob and Patrick: WOOOOOOOW!
 * Spencer: (Dubbed as Buck) I may've lost a foot that day, but I got THIS! (Takes out one of Goliath's teeth)
 * Patrick: Goliath's tooth!
 * SpongeBob: Damn!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i bet it would label you as a highly targeted foe to this beast, if twasn't for the fact that they can grow replacements."
 * Spencer: Yes, but the reason why he's still after me is because he liked the taste of me so much, he relentlessly tried hunting me down for 5 years. And I'm STILL standing. (Laughing gull laughs) But once we get on with killing Goliath tomorrow, I'm sure I'll have my revenge.
 * Alex: And I find it pretty weird that Goliath is a mutated great white shark from a military war project a century ago. I'm still finding it hard to believe that Goliath could live for a whole century.
 * Spencer: Oh, you'd be surprised, laddy. The average human lifespan is about 120 years, over 1.20% a century. although, they often die of old age in like, their 80s or 90s before even reaching 100.
 * Squidward: "I blame bad dieting."
 * Spencer: "Well, for now, let's rest. the shipyard crew offers us a stay in their shacks for the night while repairs are made."
 * Melman: "Yeah, it's getting late, we should really get some- (Suddenly fell asleep.)"

Chapter 4- A Conspiracy Behind the Beast
somewhere else, at the docks at night near a Navy boat. The Next Morning
 * A business Suit Bulldog and a female crane Sciencetist with some milaterry Oxs and Lions.
 * The Bulldog: "Dr. Sheleen, progress report."
 * Dr. Sheleen the crane: "Everything is in order sir."
 * The Bulldog: "Good. I have every intent to capture that shark alive, and complete what my ansister intended, to become a war weapon. Think about it, if we can dulicate more of this creature, and sell them to millaterries throughout the united universes, wars would be over ALOT sooner because of fear of an indestructable shark. That incomident Mayor already had the nerve to allow that gull and those misfits to go after him. But unlike them, we havethe tecknoagey to contain it."
 * Dr. Sheleen seems concerned.
 * Dr. Sheleen: "Mr. Dogzbull, are you sure it's a good idea?"
 * Dogzbull: "(Laughs), Oh Ms. Sheleen, nervious as usual. A member of the Dogzbull family had a hand in creating this creature, and i have intent to see to it that it is used to what it is intended to become. We have advanced tecknoagey, we have some of the dragon realms finest navial troops and officers, and i have you, another living desendent of another sciencetist that helped in the creation of the perfect war ender and preventer."
 * Dr. Sheleen: "Yes, but, our ansisters barely made it out of there alive. They were lucky they ended up breathing through tubes, and that they both had siblings so we can somehow still exsit!"
 * Dogzbull: "So it's up to us to redeem their misfortunes, and make history! This creature and it's desiples, will be used to save lives! Think about it, no bold enemy would be stupid enough to go after a world protacted by an idestructable beast!"
 * Dr. Sheleen: "But what about the possabiliy of any of these creature ending up being under the control of a powerful enough or clever enough enemy?"
 * Dogzbull: "(Scoff), Enemies like what?"
 * Dr. Sheleen: The Villain League, the Dark Dragon Scourage, Team Nefarious, or any other possible villain threats. What if THEY got their hands on this creature?
 * Dogzbull: Oh, that's easy. Thanks to our ancestors, we have the technology to control tachyon signals. And is it true that the creature uses tachyon signals to locate prey?
 * Dr. Sheleen: Yes, but...
 * Dogzbull: So we have the ability to use tachyon signals to actually CONTROL the shark. That's how our ancestors were able to keep the mutant sharks under control. But THIS shark refused to be treated by the substance. And NOW look at it, racing across the lake searching for it's next meal when it's powers could be used for good. In the hands of good, creatures like THAT will be unable to be controlled by evil.
 * Dr. Sheleen: Well, I still have an ethical problem with this.
 * Dogzbull: You just don't get it, do you, Sheleen? This creature could save MILLIONS of lives in battle. They can be the latest advancement on military technology. They can mean eternal peace for us Paradisans. Submarine and warship assaults will be a thing of the past. Just think what it would also do for other worlds. This would bring an end to conflict as it is known. Believe me, Sheleen, i know exsactly what i am doing.
 * Dr. Sheleen (as Dogzbull went aboard, wispering): "Oh, i really hope so.:
 * Dr. Sheleen flew up to the ship.
 * A bull general: "Mr. Dogsbull, We're ready to seal."
 * Dogzbull: "Good. Now order your men to set seal."
 * The general did just that, and the navial ship ships off.
 * Spencer: "Ok everyone, today's the day."
 * Sandy: Now, let's begin making the...you-know-what. (The Lodgers begin making a shark cage in a long entourage)
 * Kowalski: Well, Skipper, she's ready.
 * Skipper: Outstanding, Kowalski! This is sure to be protective from Goliath.
 * Spencer: (Gulps, staring at the shark cage in horror)...
 * Icky: Now, we need someone to volunteer to stab Goliath's underbelly with the harpoon. Who do we know is semi-aquatic?
 * Skipper: Well, there's me and my boys.
 * Spyro: We'd help, but we don't have opposable thumbs.
 * Missing Link: I'm a fish monster, so I can help.
 * Sandy: Since I still wear a helmet even though I'm now on land, I could volunteer to help. Besides, I'm pretty much one of the many Lodgers here who knows how to handle a harpoon gun.
 * Kowalski: I know how to handle a harpoon gun, too.
 * Spencer: Then I guess it's Sandy and Kowalski. (wispers) And not me.
 * SpongeBob: Alright, let's do this.

Chapter 5- The Hunt Begins
Lake Paradiso Underwater 12 minutes later... Surface Underwater
 * Spencer: (The Lodgers take the repaired boat and set sail) Alright, Goliath, prepare to meet your maker.
 * Lord Shen: "I suspect in a few minutes from now, that creature may already be on to us!"
 * Sandy: Then we should probably get started. You ready, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: As I'll ever be.
 * Sandy: Good. Now let's get 'sharking'. (Both jump into the water in the shark cage)
 * Skipper: Good luck down there, Kowalski!
 * Private: Let's just hope this doesn't turn out like that snakehead trout incident.
 * Skipper: Please, Private, it's just a cartilaginous fish, how bad can it be?
 * Sandy: Well, it ain't gonna be easy, Skipper. This 'fish' is strong, and is still capable of taking this cage down in a matter of minutes. All we need is some time so we can shoot it's belly.
 * Kowalski: Let's just hope it works.
 * Sandy: Alright, lower us down.
 * Lucky Jack: Hey, easier done than said. (Lowers the shark cage underwater)
 * Lord Shen: "I can't help but feel this is argueably the biggest risk we're taking."
 * Skipper: Well, if it means getting the job done easier, then I guess it's worth a try. Besides, Sandy and Kowalski are excellent and elusive swimmers, I'm sure they'll be fine.
 * Sandy: Alright, keep a sharp eye out. Goliath could be anywhere. (Kowalski nods a yes, and they search the perimeter for Goliath)...Where are you, ya' red demon?...I wanna see what yer' head looks like without that armored hide...
 * Sandy:...Alright, this is absolutely ridiculous! Goliath has been absent for about 12 minutes, and we're not any closer to killing him. I wonder what's taking so long. (Kowalski pokes her in the back) Yeah? (Kowalski points at Goliath heading straight for them) Whoa! It's him! Alright, brace yourself! It's gonna get bloody...(Goliath swims right near the cage growling)...Wait for it!...NOW! (Fires the harpoon gun, but misses the underbelly) Dag nabbit! I almost had it!...(Goliath disappears)...Where's he going?...He might be coming around for an attack. Hold on tight, now...(Nothing happens for 15 seconds)...Hmm, seems that he's--(Goliath bashes the cage with his head, and Sandy and Kowalski hit the side) OOF!! Holy guacamole! He's gone mad. (Goliath bashes the cage again) OOF! Geez, he really wants us so badly! Just hold on to the--(Goliath bashes another side, and Sandy's helmet hits the side, causing it to shatter)--OOF!...MMPPHH!!!
 * Kolwalski grabs Sandy, and proseeds to swim out of the cage!
 * Goliath: GRRRRR!!! (Chases the duo across the water, and they eventually hide in a kelp bush, and Goliath swims away. As Sandy and Kowalski are relieved, Goliath surprises them by appearing behind them, and roars, forcing them to swim immediately to the surface with Goliath in hot persuit)
 * Spencer: They've been down there for a pretty long time.
 * SpongeBob: Boy, you CANNOT wait to criticize them in every turn, can you? (Suddenly, Kowalski and Sandy leap out of the water gasping for air as Goliath chases them back down in the water)
 * Melman: OH NO!
 * Po: THEY'RE IN TROUBLE!!!
 * Skipper: Oh, boy! Looks like we need to come to their aid. Private, Rico, on me! (All 3 leap into the water after them)
 * Sandy: (As she and Kowalski jump out of the water again) A LITTLE HELP HERE, PLE--(Goes back down)