Magic University

 Magic University is a 2nd Season Special of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Twilight is surpised to see her old friend and Haku's younger brother Taiku coming to visit her and look foward to spending time together, but when Spike reveals that they werent always friends, he tells the Louge, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and the Mane 5 about how he and a college-bond Twilight met Taiku at Magic University (A college in Equestria where all teenage gifted mythical creatures who seek to learn evreything about magic come to this educational magic learning environment) 10 years before the begining of mlp season 1 and after Twilight got her cutie mark. Back then, Twilight is extremely eager to begin her fillyhood dreams of starting college and is majoring to master high-level magic. But things dont go as plan when she and Spike meet Taiku who happens to be in the same fraternity they are. They reveal their past rough lives before Princess Celestia came into them and begin a crazy and out of control rivalry with the both of them cant standing eachother due to her being the smart freshman student while Taiku shows to be almost the exact opposite of Twilight: wacky, had a huge knack at pranking her, a super smart dragon and is the life of the party but Celestia manages to keep the rivalry from nearly tearing their lives apart (including getting them kicked out of the program and be forever banished from Equestria) by turning them into friends by showing them the 2 things they both have in common: Their good grades and plans to become Celestia's faithful students. But, all the while, they must safeguard Celestia's safety from Professer Eagle Beak, a Griffin Wizard aiming to become the new ruler of Equestia by defeating Celestia and corrupting the students into causing a rebellion and turning both the University and Canterlot into a huge battle ground which no one can stop the students from fighting each other and getting most of the ponies of Canterlot hurt! The episode will revel of Twilight, Spike and Taiku's old college friends, and a rather misfited sort, Alice the Centaur Princess of Centaursia, Edgar a Blue Ice Dragon gym star, Gwen a gothy harpy, Dan a minotaur jock, Murry a fat green dragon who likes food, Jimmy an adventurous red dragon, Sid a Yellow thrill seeking Wyvern Dragon, Jess the nerdy gorgon, Godfry a class clown mini Hydra, Claude and Molly, twin brother and sister sprites, Griffth a shape shifting elf, James and Eddy, a Twin Brother Two Headed Dragon, Amy another centaur who's captain of the cheerleading team, Louis a yellow and green Spike the Dragon look alike who becomes Alice's other friend besides Taiku, Twilight and Spike, Courtney a curious giantess, Julie a mermaid who is afraid of water, Russel a friendly minotaur bully and Stu, Alan and Phil a comical hall monitor trio goblin, ogre and troll who helps Twilight and Taiku overcome their diffrences and meet some rivals like Gary Skalesworth, a dragon who's helping Eagle Beak in his sinister plan along with Clare Buckington, Alice's rival who leads her own all girl centaur group and is competing for the affections of the male Centaur, Brandon who Alice has a crush on. Class is insetion, and it's gonna be wild. Magicly wild.

Chapter 1: Awkword truths of Draconguuses and.... Black Chinese Dragons?
Canterlot's Hedge Maze an explanation later.
 * Twilight: (Runs through maze with no horn or wings)
 * Applejack: YEE-HOO! (Runs through maze)
 * Pinkie: (Hops through maze at a speedy pace)
 * Rainbow Dash: (With no wings, runs through maze) Wings or no wings, I'm gettin' there first!
 * Rarity: (With no horn) I just hope we don't get lost in this place!
 * Fluttershy: (Shivering, with no wings) I'm lost already!
 * RAZE base stage musicow Dash: Could we get some cool music, too? (Cool music plays) Thank you!
 * Pinkie: OOH, neat music!
 * Applejack: Alright, that's just weird. (All ponies continue running, except for Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy: ("C'mon, Fluttershy, it's just a game! Nothing to be too scared about. You'll be just fine once you get it over with.") (Fluttershy begins running)
 * Twilight: (Maze shakes) Oh, boy, here we go again!
 * Applejack: Here we go again!
 * Rainbow Dash: Here we go again!
 * Rarity: Here we go again!
 * Pinkie: YAY!
 * Fluttershy: YIPE! (Maze pathways magically change)
 * Rainbow Dash: Gee, I can't believe he thought a Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire parody was still fresh and original. What's next, we get attacked by a bewitched madpony?
 * Twilight: Okay, I went left, right, left, left, right, and right, so I must be in the bottom left quadrant of the maze. Maybe i go forward...(Goes forward)
 * Fluttershy: ("Don't lose your cool, Fluttershy! Just keep your cool, and run like a cheetah!")(Gulps, and continues running)
 * Pinkie: (Continues hopping at a fast pace giggling quickly)
 * Applejack: (Screeches to a stop, then goes to the right) (Suddenly, the ponies go through multiple paths connected to one path, only to wind up going in circles)
 * Rainbow Dash: CHAAAARRRRRGGGE...(Enters pathway, only to wind up coming out of another) Wait, I was here already! (Goes through another, and winds up back at the same place) HORSE RADISH! (Goes through another way, and Rarity comes out of another, and enters another path, then Twilight appears, only to bump into Rarity)
 * Twilight: OOF! Sorry!
 * Rarity: Oh, drat, my hair! (Both continue their progress, and go through different walkways, only to wind up bumping into each other again) Oh, for goodness sake!
 * Twilight: Let's just go back this time.
 * Rarity: Agreed. (Goes back down the way they came in, and then Pinkie hops rapidly through the scene giggling)
 * Pinkie: This is fun! (Goes in circles throughout the scene, then Pinkie is about to enter another path, but when her head goes in, it appears out another path) Whoa! (Looks behind, and her head appears out the other path) Hmm? (Head pokes through the other path) How am I doing that? Oh, well. (Continues hopping quickly, then all 6 ponies scatter throughout the scene until they bump into each other)
 * Applejack: (Dizzy) Auntie Em? Is that you?
 * Pinkie Pie: (Has double vision, and looks at Twilight) Whoa, there are two Twilights?
 * Fluttershy: Ohh, my head!
 * Rainbow Dash: This is going nowhere fast! I think we're lost!
 * Twilight: Not quite, girls. Look! (Points out the center of the maze where a checkered flag lays)
 * Rainbow Dash: Ah-HAH! On your mark, get set, go! (Runs toward it quickly, while the others try to get there first)
 * Applejack: Oh, Rainbow Dash, must you ALWAYS be so competitive?
 * Rainbow Dash: That's the idea! Either way, you CAN'T BEAT ME!
 * Applejack: We'll see about that! (Picks up the pace, and manages to get ahead of Rainbow Dash)
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh no, you don't! (Quickens the pace, and Applejack and Rainbow wind up trying to get to the flag first with the others keeping the pace)
 * Pinkie: (Hops quickly toward the flag)
 * Twilight: WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
 * Fluttershy: I'm a little frightened!
 * Rainbow Dash: (She and Applejack jump towards the flag in slow motion, but Applejack picks up the pace) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
 * Applejack: (Touches the flag) HAH! I WIN!
 * Twilight: Actually...(It is revealed she already touched it)...I won.
 * Applejack and Rainbow Dash: "DARN IT!"
 * Clapping was heard, ad the maze vanised.
 * It was Discord.
 * Discord: "That was some game, Everypony. I swear, you girls are the most fun i had in eons."
 * A peacock sound was heard.
 * Discord: "Huh?"
 * Suddenly, Lord Shen appeared and pounced on Discord!
 * Lord Shen: "I KNEW YOU REVERTED BACK INTO YOUR WAYS?!"
 * The other lougers appeared.
 * Lord Shen: "I SWEAR, I WILL SEE TO IT THAT CELESTIA WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS?!"
 * Discord: You've GOT to be kidding me!
 * Twilight: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold your feathers, Shen! We were just playing a game, that's all.
 * Rainbow Dash: We decided we'd have a shot of his 'No wings, no magic' game again for a few laughs.
 * Applejack: Kind of ironic, isn't it?
 * Lord Shen: I don't buy it!
 * Discord: Oh, c'mon, Shen! Have a heart for once! Think about it, I still would've had Applejack's home frozen in ice if I WASN'T reformed.
 * Lord Shen: Still not buying it.
 * Icky: Well, the...uh...the...whatever Discord is has a point.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, we didn't even wanna come, but Lord Shen wouldn't listen.
 * Gilda: When is Shen gonna just give him a chance without being too paranoid about it?
 * Lord Shen: Ohh, (Groans) Whatever! Just give the ponies their wings and horns back!
 * Discord: Sure thing. (Snaps fingers, and Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy get their wings back, and Rarity gets her horn back, and Twilight gets her horns and wings back, surprising the Shell Lodge)
 * SpongeBob: Wha-he-ya-wha-t-gra-ya-po-yo-ui-ha-ne-ja-i-wha?
 * Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-WOLLY DING-DANG-DO! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
 * Icky: (Jaws drop)
 * Shen: What?!? Discord, I don't think Twilight has wings. Maybe she has...(Sees Rainbow and FLuttershy with their wings)...what is this?
 * Skipper: Kowalski? Analysis!
 * Kowalski: (Analyzes Twilight's new wings) Incredible! These wings weren't exactly made by Discord.
 * Skipper: And how were you able to know that? You can't analyze magic, Kowalski.
 * Kowalski: No, but I used this. (Takes out a magic analyzer) I call it the Magiciometer. It analyzes, traces, and detects magical energy.
 * Private: How'd you make that thing? Isn't magic like...not scienc-ey and stuff?
 * Kowalski: Well, technically, I used a feather. And this thing proves that Celestia did this. So, if my calculations are correct, Twilight has officially become an alicorn.
 * Skipper: Okay, now I'm confused. How would Twilight become an alicorn?
 * Twilight: Well, you may've missed the Season 3 Finale of my show.
 * Twilight: "And that's that."
 * Alex: Whoa!
 * Sandy: Well, I guess my twin brother is gonna be head over heels after he sees you now.
 * Twilight: No joke. But there's something else I need to tell you. Some old friends of mine are coming for a visit.
 * Rainbow Dash: Old friends?
 * Applejack: We ain't the only ones?
 * Twilight: Well, actually, no. It's kind of a long story.
 * Suddenly there was a loud scream from Fluttershy who appeared shaking and sobbing like a scared girl changing into her merpony form.
 * Spike, The Cutie Mark Crusaders, Sparx, Spyro and Kairi after their first introductions to King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight arrived and saw this.
 * Icky: "Jesus, Fluttershy, what is it now?"
 * Fluttershy finicgy points at a black chinese dragon with a white chest, large wings, with the the head of a fox snd the hair stile as hakus landing.
 * The dragon acted menacingly.
 * The Dragon: "Hello, Sparkle."
 * Twilight got mad.
 * Twilight: "Taiku!"
 * Taiku: "I waited a long time to get even with you, Twilight "Saga" Sparkle!"
 * Twilight: "You know perfectly well HOW i hated to be called that!"
 * Taiku: "Oh how i know it bust your chops that your named after a crappy love story series! Anyway, time to lose!"
 * Taiku and Twilight looked as if they were about enter a magical fight!
 * Po: "I GOT THIS!:
 * Po charged, and battle cried as he was about to attack Taiku!
 * But Taiku rased his hand and blue telekenises appeared and restrained Po.
 * Po: Hey, what is this?
 * Taiku: Now then. Where where we?
 * While the others looked conserned at this while seeing Taiku and Twilight are about to magically dule it out but Taiku just pounched on Twilight and gave her a really big noggie!
 * Taiku: (Laughs while still nogging Twilight) Got, cha Twi. I was just kidding ya. You know I would never be menacing on you since your my best BFF!
 * Twilight: (Laughs after realizing Taiku was teasing her) You crazy party animal!
 * Taiku: (Laughs while hugging her) It's finally good to see you again, Twily!
 * Icky: ".......... What the hell? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!"
 * Twilight: Guys, this is Taiku. He's one of my old buds. We met at Magic University years ago.
 * Taiku: Well, it's great to see you again, Twi. I heard you became a princess, but I didn't believe it until now. How'd you do it?
 * Twilight: Oh, it was easy. I got my own TV show, and started making some new friends. You will not believe what I've been through since we stopped Eagle Beak.
 * Spongebob: "Uh, Twilight? We have alot of Questions."
 * Icky: "Yeah, first of all, why did he threaten you, and insulted you like he was your enemy, when he ain't?"
 * Gilda: "Second, didn't you say something about "Eagle-Beak" before?"
 * Lord Shen: "And finally, WHY did you not mention him to us before?"
 * Taiku: Say, Twi. Are your misfit friends always like this?
 * Twilight: You have no idea.
 * Taiku: Yo, Spikster. Come over here!
 * Spike did so!
 * Twilight: "Well, Taiku, i should propbuly explain to my friends, well everything."
 * Trixie: "Please do. The Ickful one asked first, Then Gilda, and finally the blade sling Peacock."
 * Icky: I'm sensing an episode-long backstory.
 * Iago: Me, too.
 * Discord: Well, everyone sit back, relax, and enjoy our movie. (Turns into a film rolling guy)
 * Taiku: Discord?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, I don't think we have time for this...
 * Twilight: "Easy Taiku, long story short, Celestia saw to it that Fluttershy changed Discord for the better."
 * Taiku: 'Really, the pony who earlier before coward in fear?'
 * Twilight: Yeah, and there are stuff you need to know.
 * Taiku: Well first things, first. Introduce me to your friends (He then sees Spyro and Kairi) and the Purple Dragon and Celestia's god daughter themselves.
 * Introductions later.
 * Lord Shen: "Well, now that we got THAT out of the way, kindly tell us your intentions and history?"
 * Taiku: Arent you forgetting somthing?
 * Lord Shen: Oh where are my manner's? Please?
 * Taiku: That's better.
 * Twilight: You see before Princess Celestia send me and Spike to live in Ponyville and study friendship. We met Taiku at Magic University a few years ago.
 * Applebloom: Magic Uni-what-now?
 * Scootaloo: What's a Magic University?
 * Taiku: What?!? You guys never heard of MU?
 * Twilight: "It doesn't normaly get outside visiters. Also, it's not exsactly a tourest attraction or anything famous."
 * Taiku: "You mean Celestia is still keeping the "Eagle-Beak Rebelion/University and Canterlot Battleground" a secret?"
 * Twilight: Uh, Taiku arent you getting too ahead of yourself?
 * Taiku: Somthing tells me she is and your right, Twil. Looks like you, Spike and I have better start at the begining.
 * Discord: "OH JOY! Now the movie can start!"
 * Taiku: Before we begin, Discord I just gonna let you know that see you now as a good guy is an ok on my book.
 * Discord: Ohh your far too kind.
 * Taiku: Anyway, Twilight's dream of going to the most famous school where all gifted Magical Creatures who dream of becoming faithful students of Princess Celestia as well as my own began that day 10 years ago when Twilight got her cutie mark, but when Twilight was old enough to leave the student nursey to avoid conflict with offitcl MLP canon, and, alcourse, WAY before she became and Alicorn, or the other stuff that followed. (Discord rolls film)

Chapter 2: Magic University
10 years ago, sometime after Twilight got her cutiemark and was old enough to be away the student nursery. away from the scene. Back at the College Grounds Dormroom.
 * A magnifisent school is seen far over Canterlot.
 * Celestia: "My most faithfu student, i welcome you, to an extreordernary place."
 * Twilight was excited, but nervious.
 * Spike was being a pack mule for all of Twilight's things!
 * Spike: "I know Twilight hatch me from an egg when she was young, but do i always have to be the pack mule?"
 * Twilight: "Is this where the most gifted ponies go?"
 * Celestia: "Well, i'll let you in on a long kept secret. It doesn't just held ponies. Creatures of Magic legend attend there as well."
 * Twilight: "They do?"
 * A group of students are being lead by a sorority fairy.
 * Sorority Fairy: Ok everyone. I'll be giving you your oriantation on this perfect day.
 * Twilight sees this, confused.
 * Twilight: "A fairy? But, i thought they can be only found in human dominated worlds."
 * Celestia, Twilight and Spike pass through many shcool club booths.
 * A Sayter: Hey, hey, hey. Come join the Inprov Club!
 * Twilight: "A Sayter?"
 * A giant Janitor passed through with a make shift mop.
 * Janitor: "Coming through."
 * Twilight: 'Hey that's a human giant!"
 * Some Centaur boys were rough housing!
 * Twilight: "Centaurs? Celestia, what are these human creatures of legend doing in Equestia?"
 * Spike: Yeah, I thought ponies havent seen a human creature of legend for 10000 years.
 * Twilight: "Celestia, please explain!"
 * Celestia: After Unicorns, Pegasus and Earth Ponies finally live together in harmony, I happened upon an idea that many creatures of legend should come to Equestira and live in harmony with the ponies. This extreordenary college was build after the unity of creature and pony and the forming of the Equestrian council where gifted creatures of legend who want to study magic and become faitful students can come.
 * Spike: "Well, i'll be a son of a fishstick."
 * Twilight: "But, i thought the Human creatures of legend vanished after...... Him."
 * Spike: "Him who?"
 * Twilight: The Boogeyman who tried to cast Equestria into an eternal age of fear but the princess stopped him in his tracks before Princess Luna became Nightmare Moon.
 * Celestia: "They didn't vanished. They were just in hiding. and no longer have bad tidings with Equestians. Still, their nations are, moved around alot since he tried to ruin everything."
 * Spike: Again, I'll be a son of a fishstick.
 * Twilight: I still cant believe I'm finally here. With everything I dreamed of since I was a filly, the reality of this is sure to make me the best college student ever.
 * ???: "PFFT! Yeah right, short-cake!"
 * Twilight sees a familiar chinese black dragon who is about young at 18.
 * Taiku: "If anyone's gonna be the best of this concret jungle, it's gonna be me."
 * Suddenly a familer boy from Spirited Away is with him.
 * Taiku: "Oh hey bro! just hackling some dumb newbie dreamer! We all know who's top dog. Or in this case, top dragon."
 * Haku: Taiku, I know your excited about college life but dont get too cockey and let popularity get too your head ok. And about that "Newbie Dreamer", that's the Princess's new faitful student, Twilight Sparkle.
 * Taiku: Ooh the newbie has the same dream I have huh? I bet she's not at the same magic level as me.
 * ???: Yo. Taiku my man!
 * Taiku: Hey, Dan.
 * Spike and Twilight: "Dan?"
 * A big mscular Minotaur in a purple Magic Universty Jock jacket comes up and greats Taiku with a probs and a handshake!
 * Dan: "Great to see see ya again, my jappinese named Chinese dragon buddy! (Sees Twilight and Spike.) Uh, who's the new meats?"
 * Taiku: "More sad little dreamers, Dan. Sad, delusional dreamers. They don't look like they can even beat up Gary Skalesworth, that loser! No offence Celestia, but i think your choices in new personal students is starting to deline."
 * Dan: "Noice, (chuckles like an idiot) good one!"
 * Dan and Taiku high-fived!
 * Suddenly both Twilight and Spike felt an icy chill down there spines.
 * Spike: (While shivering) Burr, am I the only one getting cold?
 * Twilight: "Is winter early?"
 * Spike: "Or maybe someone turned on the AC."
 * Then a Blue Ice Dragon did an olympic pole jump and landed infront of Taiku and Dan.
 * Ice Dragon: Wazzup, Bros?
 * Taiku and Dan bro-fist the ice dragon and eachother!
 * Taiku: Hey, Edgar. How was gymnastics camp all summer?
 * Edgar: "Cool as ice mate. (Sees Twilight) New meats?"
 * Taiku: "Oh yeah, and they are litteraly, and metihroicly NOT as cool as us, or you in a litteral and metihorical sense."
 * Edgar: "Freshemn huh? Better not let Russel see them or it's the down under dumps for them."
 * Spike: 'Uh, down under what?"
 * Edgar: Trust me on this one, mate. You dont wanna find out.
 * Unkown to Taiku, something is playing with his tail.
 * Dan: Hey Taiku, what's going on with your tail?
 * Taiku: What do you mean? (Somthing invncible pulled his tail) Ow! Hey! Who pulled my tail?
 * ???: Guilty. You're irresistible.
 * Spike: "AHHHH! THIS PLACE IS HUNTED?!"
 * ???: Woah, take it easy kid. This college is not haunted.
 * Then in a poof of smoke, a male sprite fairy appeared before Spike and Twilight.
 * Spike: "BLAHHH! DEMON?!"
 * Edgar: "Hey you little dingbat, that ain't no underworld wanker!"
 * Spike: "It's not?"
 * Sprite: Yeah, Im a Sprite Fairy. The name's Claude.
 * Taiku: Yeah, very amusing with the tail thing, Claude. It's good to see you again.
 * Claude: It just never gets old, dude.
 * ???: Claude, whats going on overe there?
 * Claude: Great, here comes my sister.
 * Spike: "Sister?"
 * Then a female sprite fairy magically appears.
 * Female Sprite: There you are brother. Do you have any idea how much luggage I had magically transport to our dorm?
 * Taiku: Hey, Molly.
 * Molly: "Hey Taiku, Ed, Danny, and (sees Twilight and Spike) Russel's future shirly pilots."
 * Twilight: "Who or what is a shirly?"
 * Edgar: Like I told your dragonmate, you dont what to know.
 * Then, A bright purple flying bus appeared from the coulds and lands at the Entrence of the School.
 * Bus Driver: Ok, Magic University. Anyone getting off?
 * ???: We are.
 * Taiku: "Aw yeah! The rest of the gang's all here!"
 * Spike; "Gang?"
 * Taiku: Oh yeah. Wait till you meet them newbies. Oh here comes one of them now.
 * Then a Red Dragon got off the bus first.
 * Red Dragon: (Smelling the air) I love the smell of Magical College on the First Day.
 * Spike: "Exactly how many dragons are in your gang?"
 * Taiku: Just four. Add me and Edgar and we're six. Pluse wait till you meet some of the magical creature girl members of our group.
 * Twilight: "Well, they can't be more bizzare and surreal as this already."
 * Taiku: Hey, Jimmy!
 * A fat green dragon gets stuck in the bus!
 * Green Dragon: "Hey Jim! Alittle help?"
 * Jimmy (Groans while helping the fat Green Dragon out): You gotta skip a veiw desserts next time, Murry!
 * Jimmy struggles!
 * Jimmy: "Ok, who's ever behind, start pushing?!"
 * ???: We're on it!
 * Jimmy: Ok, thanks Eddy and James. You Ready? 1, 2, 3-
 * With That Jimmy was tossed acrosse the other side with Murry while a two headed dragon (one side orange, the otherone purple) came out.
 * CRASH!
 * Murry is seen on top of Jimmy.
 * Murry: "The college grounds feels squishier then i remembered."
 * Jimmy: (Wile still underneath Murry) Uh, Murry? You mind getting off of me?
 * Murry: "Huh?! The Sidewalk talked to me?!"
 * Taiku laughed uncontrolably!
 * Then a yellow wyvern dragon came out of the bus and took to the air.
 * Yellow Wyvern Dragon: HERE COMES THE PARTY!!!!
 * Murry: "I thought his name was sid."
 * Taiku and the others just laughed.
 * Jimmy: Murry Seriously. You Mind getting of me please?
 * Murry: (Finaly sees that hes on top of Jimmy) Oh, Sorry, Jimmy. (Gets off of him)
 * Taiku: Jim, Murry, Eddy, James, Sid! Come over here!
 * they did just that.
 * Jimmy: "Hey Taiku!"
 * Murry: "Hi Taiky."
 * Eddy and James: "Aloha, Taiku!"
 * Sid: "What's hanging, Dragon?"
 * they see Twilight and Spike.
 * Jimmy: "Oh boy. New Meats."
 * Murry: "Russels gonna mop the floor with them."
 * Eddy: "Would not last one minute against his shirlys."
 * James: "Nor against the Armpit and noggle of fatal humiliation."
 * Sid: "Propbuly would not last one day without an encounter from Russel.... And smelling Poo water!"
 * Jimmy, Murry, Eddy and James, and Sid laughed!
 * ???: Ok, guys, lay off the newbies will ya?
 * Taiku: Oh, Gwen.
 * A black clothing wearing Harpy appeared (which as this, Gwen they spoke off.)
 * Gwen: "Just because they're going to ineditably smell like poo water for the following weeks, doesn't mean we should rub it in their faces."
 * Jimmy: Your right, Gwen. We didnt mean to rub everything about Russel.
 * Murry: We were just having some harmless fun thats all.
 * Then a really beautiful centauress with blond hair tied into two long pony tails, sucking on a lollypop wearing a violet strapless bikini top, has a purple horse half with dark purple leg sockings and a long bushy tail came out of the bus and took off her sun-shades to see Taiku's group.
 * Gwen: Hey, Amy. We're over here!
 * Taiku: Look who's back from cheerleading camp.
 * Amy: "Hey guys. (Sees Twilight and Spike) Uh oh, Russel's new chew-toys. Everyone like, take a long good look before he makes them scarce."
 * Gwen: Easy Amy, those two maybe Russel's new victims but these two are not bad.
 * Amy: (seeing Spike) Oh, my gosh. Arent you the cutest thing ever. It's too bad Russel's gonna mess you up.
 * Spike: "I don't think i wanna be here anymore."
 * Gwen: Dont be scared Kid, Russel cant do anything to you and your unicorn friend while you're safe under Alan, Phil and Stu's roof.
 * a crash and clatter was heard!
 * ???: "AHH PHIL, YA BLEEDING IDIOT?!"
 * A goblin, Troll, and Orge are seen.
 * Orge: "Look what ya did ya bloody troll?! Ya broke the university trophes!?"
 * Gwen: "Maybe i spoke too soon."
 * Twilight: Uh, might I ask you this, but, who's Russel?
 * A scream was heard!
 * A non-dragon realms purple dragon in a lightish purple rope is seen running, as a Minotaur in a ripped sleveless shirt is seen chasing him!
 * Gwen: "Ask a stupid question, new meat."
 * Russel the Minotaur: "COME BACK HERE, GARY YOU WUSS!"
 * Twilight: "Oh no! Someone has to help that dragon!"
 * Goblin: Dont worry Girl. We're on it. Stu, Phil, you know the drill!
 * Taiku: "Don't bother guys."
 * Twilight: "What?! Your gonna let that poor kid get tortured?"
 * Taiku laughs!
 * Taiku: "Kid, i know your new here, but Trust me, Gary's anything but a poor kid. He's the biggest scumbag to ever scumbagged the school."
 * Twilight: "Oh, you know what?! YOUR AWFUL!"
 * Twilight teliports Gary away from Russel, who he ends up slipping head first into garbage!
 * Gary found himself next to Twilight.
 * Twilight: "Are you ok?"
 * Gary: "What in the, how in the, who, wha?"
 * Taiku looked at Twilight with disgust.
 * the others did a simular face.
 * Edgar: "Aw struth, she saved the weasel! the dirty shela!"
 * Gwen: "You know what? Russel should totally punish you dweebs."
 * Twilight: "Well too bad! This innosent soul doesn't desevre any abuse, from any of you, and neither do Spike and I. Come Mr. Gary, we shouldn't be around these lowlifes."
 * Gary: "Uh, did i miss something?"
 * Alan the Goblin: Anyways, Phill, Stu and I better get back to doing a raincheck on the Univeristy Welcoming Ceremony in 3 hours and Sorry about the Trophey case being wreck by Phill's stupidity, your majesty.
 * Celestia: "It's alright, really."
 * Taiku: "I can't believe that weasel lover is your latest Student Princess C, she's showing compassion to that cockarouch in dragon's skales."
 * Haku: Watch your mouth Taiku.
 * Celestia: No, Haku, its allright. Taiku is going to need time to get to know Twilight more.
 * Taiku: Anyway. Nevermind them. There's just four of our group left unpresent.
 * Twilight: "I am so sorry about this, I never new this collage was FAR of what i was expecting. Celestia never told me everyone here is a jerk."
 * Gary: "Uh, yeah, this place reeks of morons. Nice to finaly meet a fellow inllectual, Missus......"
 * Twilight: I'm Twilight and this is Spike.
 * Spike: It's please to meet you but why did that black and white dragon and his friends had to be jerks to us?
 * Gary: Twilight and Spike is it? Well then Spike, since you two saved me from that lowlife Russel I'll be more then happy to tell you since you two are going to fit right in at Magic University. I know Taiku and his possie may be an awful bunch of misfit twits and are proud of it, but Taiku wasent always the heartless, proud, braigging and disrepectful to new freshmens fool he is today.
 * Twilight: "I doubt it."
 * Gary: "Yeah me too. Anyway, i was about to report some moron painting on the walls that "Eagle-Beak sucks". I'm heading to the head-mistress now, but since today is the big University Welcoming Ceremony, reporting to the head-mistress can't be bothered for now."
 * Twilight: Eagle-Beak? Who's He?
 * Gary: I'll explain later, but for now why dont I escort you and your little friend to the ceremony, Miss Sparkle?
 * Twilight: "Sure thing Gary."
 * Spike: "You know Twilight, this guy ain't so bad after all."
 * Taiku and his friends are hanging out waiting for the four missing members of their group while Celestia is doing a formal student head count with Haku watching.
 * Celestia: Ok, we have my dearest Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Dan, Edgar, Jimmy, Sid, James, Eddy, Murry, Claude, Molly, Gwen, Amy, Courtney, Julie, Godfry, Griffth. It appears we are still missing just one more student short.
 * Murry: "Who?"
 * Celestia: You'll find out soon enough.
 * Taiku: The new question now is: Where are Courtney, Julie, Godfry and Griffth?
 * Then they see the doors to the college library open as we see a teenage giantess about 18 with bright red eyes, scarlet long hair wearing blue glasses, a white belly T shirt with a red star on it, blue jeans, red sneakers and a pink belt trying to get out but unfortunatly the size of her butt gets her stuck in the doorway.
 * ???: "Not to worry Ladies and germs, i got this! OPEN SAIDS A ME!"
 * The Giant felt something sharp and caused her to fly across the room!
 * A giggling mini Hydra is seen laughing!
 * Mini Hydra; "Worked like a sharp mouth to a butt! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 * The Teenager Giant: Very Funny, Goodfry! Incase anyone asks, I'm fine. Wait, do I feel some people under my butt?
 * Godfy the mini Hydra: "Oh i don't know, why don't you look down and find out?"
 * Courntey begins to hear five muffled sounds underneath her butt.
 * Godfy: "Word of advice: Get yo fatass off of them!"
 * Celestia: A word of advice from you guys? Could you at least watch your language? There's a baby dragon here.
 * Godfy: Sorry, your highness. But seriously, Courtney, get off of them.
 * Courtney stands up to find Taiku, Edgar, Jimmy, Sid, Murry, James and Eddie cartoonishly squished but reverted back to their no longer flat-selfs
 * Courtney: I'm so sorry guys! (While getting Taiku and some of the Dragons off her butt) You know how much I hate me being so clumsy especally a big butt.
 * A nerdy Gorgon cames in.
 * Gorgon: "I'm not late'ssssssthhhh for the cerimony, am i?"
 * Twilight: (Gasps) A GORGON! EVERYBODY AVERT YOUR EYES IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE TURNED TO STONE!!!
 * The Gordon: "WHERE?! JUST TELL ME WHERE SSSSSSHE ISSSSSS SO I CAN BLOCK-KAAAAA!"
 * Twilight: (While covering her eyes) Wha? I...I think it's you.
 * Gorgon: Me? A gorgon? Don't be rediculoussssssssssss! I'm a hydra!
 * Twilight: "No, your a Gordon! A hidious greek snake woman cursed by the gods because of increbale beauty that made some goddesses jealious!"
 * The Gordon gasped! and tears begin to escape her eyes.
 * Taiku and his friends look at even more disgust for Twilight.
 * The Gordon: "WHY DO I DENI IT?! I JUST WANNA BE ACCEPTED?!"
 * The Gordon cried and shlitered away!
 * Gary: Miss Sparkle, Master Spike are you coming?
 * Taiku: No, she ain't! She's gotta be taught a lesson!
 * Twilight: Now, now, I don't want any trouble! It was just an accident!
 * Gary: "Hey! Lay of my new friend, or i'm telling Mr. Eagle-Beak, and you'll be peeling potatos for a week!"
 * Celestia: Not if I can help it, Gary. Twilight didnt mean to anger Taiku and the others, offencing their gorgan friend like that
 * Suddenly an actuall horse appeared carrying a 17 year old mermaid on his back. The Mermaid had an attractive body, long beautiful bule hair, a light blue bikini top and a bright aqua blue tailfin.
 * Horse: What in Celestia's Good Name is going on here?
 * Gary: "I was JUST about to drag Miss Twilight away from these collection of savage morons!"
 * Spike: "Yeah, please before they rip us to shreds!"
 * The Mermaid: (To Celestia) Your majesty, if you dont mind, I think resolving this conflict needs a mermaid's touch.
 * Gary: "Pfft, your no mermaid! Your a cat with skales! Because, your afriad of the one thing a NORMAL Mermaid needs to thrive in! (Brings out a glass of water!)"
 * The Mermaid: EEK WATER!!! (Hides behind the Horse)
 * Sid: Gary, you little Bastard! Let me at him! Let me at him! Someone, hold me back.
 * Murry: Ok!
 * Murry body slams on Sid!
 * Sid: "OW! Not like that, man "
 * Gary: "Anyway, Come miss Twilight, i desided that Cerimony is NOT worth attenting, i'll show you to your dormroom."
 * Twilight: "Sure thing, Gary! I can't believe i had such high hopes for this place!"
 * Spike: "Yeah, nothing but jerks and complete psycopaths!"
 * Celestia: Enough! This is not the time to be causing more problems on Twilight's first day here, even with you, Gary. I forbid you Gary to talk to and consort with my faithful student ever again!
 * Twilight and Spike: WHAT?!?
 * Gary: "After she saved me from that Abomination of a man-cow? Gees! No wonder Eagle-Beak hates you! Your grown pafthic ever since you lost.... You know who."
 * Celestia got nervious. during this time, Celestia was not yet ready for Twilight to know about Luna and Nightmare moon.
 * Gary: "Oh yeah, you know PERFECTLY well what i'm talking about!"
 * Celestia sighed in defeat,
 * Celestia: "Gary, you sneaky little reptile."
 * there was silence for a few minutes.
 * Celestia: "I, apologies for my upset. My words mean nothing. You have every right to be with your savior. (Celestia looks at Taiku and friends) as for you lot, it is by, relucent desidion, that i forbid you from attenting the cerimony because of harrasing My Faithful Student and Young Master Gary."
 * Gary: "HA-HA!"
 * Celestia: And because of you, Gary. I'm putting my faithful student in the same dorm Taiku and the late Student are.
 * Gary: (Looking shocked) WHAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!!
 * Haku: Oh, Boy. That didnt go very well at all did it?
 * Twilight: "Princess, NO! You can't place me in the same dorm with, THAT MONSTER!"
 * Taiku growls!
 * Taiku: "DO NOT CALL ME A MONSTER, YOU INSENSITIVE, RACEST BITCH?! AND HYPICRITICAL I MIGHT ADD! IF YOU HATE MONSTERS SO MUCH, WHY BEFRIEND THAT LITTLE PUS-FACE GARY?! HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHAT HE DID TO ALOT OF MY FRIENDS, AND DID YOU NOT HEAR HIM BACKLASH CELESTIA?!"
 * Twilight: "I would sooner have a leech bath then to be ANYWHERE NEAR YOU?!"
 * Taiku: "I'll see to it Godfy arranges that!"
 * Godfy: "I'll get my best leeches!"
 * Gary: "Listen here, Princess, Eagle-Beak insisted to the Head-mistress that your word is no longer law here!"
 * Celestia: "He did what?!"
 * Gary: "Yeah! I felt you became TOO much of a bleeding heart, so he figured, you shouldn't be desiding what's best for this school."
 * Taiku: "Well, for once, Eagle-Beak's jerkitude dick-tatorship is ACTSELLY faverable... For once."
 * Gary: "Whatever Morons. Me and Twily have better things to do then to assuiate with freaks! Come fellow purples!"
 * Twilight: "Gladly!"
 * Spike: "Sounds pretty good to me."
 * Twilight gave a quick look to a defeated Celestia.
 * Twilight: "Uh, Gary, i'll catch up with you and Spike later, i want to have a quick chat."
 * Gary: "Ah, why not? Come Spikey boy, i would like to give you a tour of this concreek jungle."
 * Gary and Spike left.
 * Twilight: "Princess, why did you tried to place me with that, Monster?"
 * Haku (Finally Getting the Courage to stand up for Taiku): Taiku is NOT a monster. I know he and his friends where jerks to harrass you, especally on your first day at Magic University. The thing is that He's been through alot since he and I were younger untill Celestia saved him from being hunted like a dog.
 * Celestia: "Haku, please. This is my disgussion. She asked me, and me alone."
 * Twilight: Hunted? Princess what did he mean by Taiku being hunted?
 * Taiku: "NO! YOU PROMISED YOU'LL KEEP IT BETWEEN US?!"
 * Godfy: "Uh, unless you want everyone here, to, either be fried and Devoured, and ripped to shreds when you neglected to revoke Eagle Beak of his dictatorship when you had the chance, Princess, please zip your lip and let Twilight be Gary's lackey if she wants too! You already no longer have a word in edgewise in here anyway! So please, for the sake of everyone here, LET IT GO!"
 * Taiku: Forget it Godfry. Let Celestia brake her promise. I dont care anymore. Come on guys, Since the Princess banned us from attending the ceremony, lets go get Jess, Alice and Louis and head to our usual hangout in Canterlot to celebrate and kick off the beginning of the first semester. Soda Drinks are on me.
 * Dan: I'm buying for everyone this, time, Tai. Let's go.
 * The Horse transforms into a Shap-shifting Elf while the mermaid is picked up by Courtney.
 * Shape-Shifting Elf: Indeed, we know when we're not invited, wanted or needed.
 * Celestia: "Taiku, please! I didn't know Eagle-Beak was gonna go to far!"
 * Taiku: "I don't even know you anymore. I'm sorry, but, i just can't."
 * Taiku got ready to leave, and the others followed.
 * Celestia: "Taiku......"
 * Taiku: Don't! (Seighs) Just don't. (Leaves with the others)
 * Celestia sighed.
 * Haku look sad after seeing his Taiku and his friends
 * Celestia: "Twilight, i was gonna tell you, but, right now, i just, wanna be by myself for a moment. I won't make you leave Gary. You think he's the only one you trust. I can't force you to choose your friends, and not just because of Eagle-Beak's offitcall ruling."
 * Celestia walked away sadly.
 * Twilight sighed.
 * Spike: "Say, Gary, you got a swinging place here. If though, it could use some cleaning up."
 * Gary: "I blame socity's rejects continiously trash my room EVERY single time! They do it so quickly, i was NOT able to report them!"
 * Spike: "I could help you clean up the place."
 * Gary: "Oh, thanks short-cake, i apreesiated."
 * Twilight came in.
 * Twilight: "Guys, i would like to give you some money for food and drinks, i, i need some time to think."
 * Gary: "Ok then, Thanks, but i got my own cash, so we'll show ourselfs out."
 * Gary and Spike left.
 * Gary stopped for a bit.
 * Gary: "Oh, forgot to ask, Do you want anything from the Sundie shop before the ceremony begins?"
 * Twilight: No thank you, Gary.
 * Spike: Ok Twi, if you change your mind and come to the welcoming ceremony with us, you know where to find us.

Chapter 3: Princess Alice
a diserted mansion.
 * Princess Alice was resting on the bed. She was the earliest to came to Magic University, but the quickest to leave. She didn't want the stress yet, so she wanted to cool it for a moment.
 * suddenly, she heard the sounds of doors being slammed open!
 * Alice Who was a bit tired saw Taiku and the others come in.
 * Princess Alice: (while yawning) Taiku? Guys? What are you guys doing here? I thought you guys we're going to meet me at the University Welcoming Ceremony?
 * Taiku: Change of plans, Al. We're going to Smoothy Moe's in Canterlot thanks to Princess C banned us but you for hurassing that jerk Gary and his new lackey "Celestia's Faithful Student" and is about to brake my promise to her about bringing up my past.
 * Godfy: "There might be a good chance she'll feel bad enough that she'll NOT spill the beans! I mean, Taiku-ku, she cares about ya! You've been like a real son to her! It's just that there's a stupid resistriction, is all."
 * Dan: "Yeah bro, what else could've she do?"
 * Taiku: It dosent matter now, we're going to Smoothy Moe's and have a back to school party of our own. Right guys?
 * Taiku's friends cheered and woot.
 * Suddenly a yellow and green version of Spike entered the room while yawning and rubbing his eyes.
 * The Yellow and Green Spike Look Alike: Could you guys keep it down? I'm trying to sleep here.
 * Alice: "Taiku, don't you think that Mare became basicly your enemy, and Gary's new friend ONLY because you been giving her "The freshmen treatment"? Alot of Freshmen will join Gary or Even Clare if you continute to do this!"