School of Hard Mauds

Pinkie Pie, more or less, still gets along greatly with Maud's new boyfriend Mudbriar, but Pinkie was quick to noticed that he acted extremely reluctent about being given a customary tour of the Friendship School with Maud that Pinkie wanted to give to her for awhile. That is because of something the Crusaders accsidently uncovered late one night while preparing a speical cutie mark discovery activity with a camper for their camp from a daredevil family. It was discovered that Mudbriar is the distent nefpew of a former E.E.A. member, Chancellor School O'Hardknocks, a once destin new High Chancellor to replace High Chancellor University, but when his assendion party began, it was quickly cut short when University ordered the group to disban in due to what occured with Neighsay. Not helping that O'Hardknocks has amongst Neighsay's personal peers, so because of it, even when O'Hardknocks wasn't seriously behind Neighsay's racisum but was just as much as a rules follower as Neighsay was and a firm believer of the E.E.A.'s broken ways, that means that the E.E.A. can't accept his High Chanellorship should it reband. In wanting revenge for being denied his chance, he aims to ruin the shcool by finding out it's valuable secrets and creating a friendship school of his own that will be twice as more engaging then Twilight's, planning to get the Shcool of Friendship to crumble by having it out competed, but since he can't just waltz in, he desided to have Mudbriar, or what he refers to as "That Weird Nefpew" from one of his many sisters, and have him date Maud to get close to Pinkie, ergo, get close to the Friendship School. O'Hardknocks then forces Mudbriar to go along with it anyway or else he'll break Mudbriar's pet stick, Twiggy. The Crusaders told the discovery to Pinkie Pie who wants to warn Maud, but when she realises that it would break Maud's heart and risk getting Mudbriar to be dragged down with O'Hardknocks, she needs to find a way to save both the school AND Maud's relationship from an embittered should've been High Chancellor. Can the Lougers help with this?

Chapter 1: Maudbriar Has Set Sail
Maud's home.
 * Maud and Mudbrair were seen in Maud's Cavern home, being served to a lovely dinner by the Jewelerfish.
 * Duke Topaz: "Is this lovely dinner to your liking, dear love birds?"
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, ponies are of the Equine family. Birds are avians."
 * Duke Topaz: ".... Well, it, was an expression."
 * Maud: ".... Mind Mudbrair, Topaz. He has a cute little quirk of pointing out tecnecalities."
 * Squire Ruby: ".... We noticed. Kinda no wonder Pinkie had a spaz attack over this guy."
 * Mudbrair: "Tecnecally, she was next to me when she had it."
 * Duke Topaz: "Yes well, again, expression. Try, not to take them too litterally friend."
 * Mudbrair: ".... Tecnecally, we only know eachother for a few hours."
 * Duke Topaz: "..... Wow. He really does point out tecnecalities alot."
 * Mudbrair: "I know, I know, it gets abit much, is just.... I grew up from a very logical family that were the primary shorce why I have the qouted, "Quirk", you speak of. They're often leaders of many education or science related groups."
 * A snarky looking Pearled Jewelerfish: "(Showing up) Are they sticks in the mud too, Wise Guy?"
 * Duke Topaz: "LADY PEARL?! PLEASE?!"
 * Mudbrair: "..... Tecnecally, they were ponies. I wouldn't be able to be born if they were unsentient piece of broken off tree branch in wet soil made by the rains."
 * Lady Pearl: "..... (Laughs snarkfully!)..... THIS GUY'S A GOLDMINE?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "PEARL?! PLEASE?! THIS IS A GUEST?! AND THE BOYFRIEND OF THE PONY THAT FREED US FROM GEOATOA?!"
 * Lady Pearl: "Well, if ya hadn't noticed, WE'RE STILL NOT GRIFFINS ANYMORE?! WE'RE STILL F*****G JEWELERFISH?! I MISSED HAVING WINGS AND A BEAK AND TALONS?! I MISSED FEATHERS?! I MISSED, NOT BEING A CRAWLING GREEDMONGER'S WET DREAM?!"
 * Duke Topaz: "Pearl, please, you know this curse can't be helped! We made the mistake of listening to Geoatoa back then, and we paid the price!"
 * Lady Pearl: "DOESN'T MAKE THIS LIFE ANYMORE FAIR?! (Crawls off angerly!)"
 * Maud: "..... Care to explain who that was?"
 * Duke Topaz: "(Sighs).... That's my half-daughter, Pearl. Or Lady Pearl as it is. As you heard, she's..... Extremely, bitter about still being a Jewelerfish even with the Stone's fusing with that broken Midus Orb. I try to ensure she that this curse isn't something even a purifived stone can revert, but..... She really misses being a Griffin."
 * Mudbriar: I can tell. And technically, the term is 'Jewelfish'. You said 'Jewelerfish'. Jewelfish in the wild are found all over underground caves rich in gems and gemstones. They make their nests in broken down gems the same way dragons make their nests in treasure. They also make up their diet like dragons. The only time they're seen on the surface is the same kind of tree where me and Maud met. Geodendronis versicolor, The Jewel Tree. Native to Draconia, and introduced globally by dragon farmers, but paradoxically still rare.
 * Duke Topaz:... Well aren't you a well of information?
 * Mudbriar: I have seen the Well of Information created by the Alicorn God, Prince Cognizance, or Prince Knowitall if your tongue is unrefined. It isn't very impressive.
 * Duke Topaz:... Okay, I feel like I'm done with this conversation. The sea bees might need something. (Crawls away)