A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan

A Yakking Problem in Yakyakistan is the 8th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. A stressing defeluptment is happening in Yak Terratories in all of Equestia. They are being attacked and corrupted by a returning anichent evil from the Yaks' past. The Yakotaur, a Minotaur/Yak hybrid born from a union between two powerful warlords of Yak and Minotaur meant to be the ultamate warrior in a bid to control equestia. But the Yakotaur revolted against his parents and entrapped them into a dark magical dimention after being bonded with a powerful evil spirit. The Yakotaur then began to corrupt Yaks into becoming his mindless warrior army to congure all of Equestia in his own terms. However, Rutherford's ansisterial clan stood up to the Yakotaur and defeated it in viking sytile battle! The Leader of the Clan punched Yakotaur so hard, it sent him straight into Tartarus as another resident. While the left behind staff was left to be placed in inside the ruins of the old city of Anichent Yakyakistan, inside a cave in the Sea of Clouds, which isn't too far from the Bone Dry Desert, where the great battle took place. Now it was uncovered by the extremely more intelligent and sofisicated and proper speaking brother of Rutherford, Prince Yakbrain, who is an intelligent but under-utilised trade dealer and once rightful heir to the yak throwne until he was replaced because he offered too many changes not comfertable to the yaks. Now he came to be secretly working with the freed but depowered Yakotaur in thanks to the Bug Animals causing the prison escape. Now, reunited with his staff as it entered it's true potaintional, Yakotaur went out of his way to control all yaks with the promise of letting Yakbrain take over Rutherford's yaks after he turns Yakbrain's said brother into a slave so he cannot be so easily defeated. However, what Yakbrain is doing is risking another Tirek sytile betrayal once he finally gets rid of Rutherford as a threat. Can the Ponies and the Lougers defeat the Yaks' returning threat and save Rutherford?

Sneak-in Team

 * Trixie, Lord Shen, Furious Five, Po, Shifu, Penguins, Merlin, Archimedes, Sam and Max, Shrek, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Gilda, Team Alex, Kaa, Baloo, Bagheera, Savio, Thundra, Monster Team, Digidestined, Boss Wolf, Dodger's Team, Soothsayer, Donkey, Puss, Samson's Team, Chaos, Willie, Peng, Lian, Raptors and Dactyls, Gazelle and Duke

Crystal Empire Defense Team

 * SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Hyenas, Creeper, Pain and Panic, Djon, Mushu, Icky, Iago, Fidget, Jumbaa, Pleakley, Sir Hiss, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Ed, Lola, Max Cat, Wonderlandians, Lucky Jack, Phil, Batty, Miguel and Tulio, Trigger and Nutsy, Lefou, Thief, Ralth and Eddy, Smee, Friend Owl, Big Mama, Dinky and Boomer, Uncle Waldo, Napoleon and Lafayette, Si and Am, Chi Fu, Krebbs, Frank, Haroud, Lost Boys, Chimera, Pang Bing

Confrontation With Ice Valkyrie

 * (Ice Valkyrie): "Hello, Sparkle....."
 * Fluttershy:... Meep!
 * Twilight:... Oh, no!
 * (Ice Valkyrie): Oh, yes! (She came out of a storm cloud-like electrified fog with angry eyes and a sparking cracked horn, and now with the a scar on her left eye)...
 * Twilight: ICE!! (Spike yelped and Fluttershy hid her head in an on-sale lampshade)
 * Ice Valkyrie: I, had, warned you about something like the Storm King...... I WARNED YOU SOMEDAY THE WORLD WOULD TRY DESTROY YOU!!!
 * Twilight: Okay, Ice, I know it looked bad that you sounded right, but it was resolved in the end!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Resolved or not, IT DOESN'T NONE OF THE LESS DISPROVE WHAT I WAS TRYING TO PREVENT?! I TOLD YOU IT WAS EASY FOR YOUR FLAWS TO BE YOUR DOWNFALL, AND YOU FAILED TO LISTEN!!! Now, prepare to face, a punishment worse then what I had intended! (She fires a blast of energy that slowly turned Twilight to ice)
 * Twilight: NO!! PLEASE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: STOP IT!! (Ice Valkyrie blasted the same energy at her and the others when they tried to stop her)
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU MADE ME LOSE MY FRIENDS, NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOURS!! A FRIEND FOR A FRIEND, AS THEY SAY! THEN I'M GOING TO RALLY UP THESE PONIES AND CHANGES ARE GOING TO BE MADE FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY!!!
 * Twilight: WHY?!? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH PROTECTING US THAT YOU WOULD SIDE WITH A MONSTER LIKE EAGLE-BEAK?!?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You wanna know why I do this? THEN I'LL SHOW YOU!!! (She put them in a simulation where they all, while still being transformed into ice, see her as a filly in a snowy village)... I was raised in Vanhoover. My parents were powerful warriors who fought for Equestria for years. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Names like Ice Valkyrie are how I went undercover trying to find help for our home in a harsh world. My parents lived happily. (The two parents were seen)
 * Starlight: Wait... Isn't that Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance? The fabled war hero and royal protégé of Equestria?
 * Ice Valkyrie: Yes! I was their child before they were lost... During a MONSTER attack! (A giant magical monstrous crab creature came out with smaller versions as they sucked up magic from ponies in a similar fashion to Dementors)
 * Starlight:... Are those... Chizpurfles?
 * Twilight: Yeah!
 * Starlight: Creatures that feed off of magic?
 * Twilight: Yeeah!
 * Starlight: And one of the worst thaumavorous predators responsible for several deaths on ponies?
 * Twilight: (Winces) Yeeeeee!!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Exactly! And one of the worst versons of it's species, too. This was the queen. My parents tried to fight it off... But they never stood a chance. I was watching in excitement expecting a triumphant victory, but that was a fool's wish! (Young Ice watched horrified as the Queen Chizpurfle ate their magic as they screamed in distorted horror and were consumed)
 * Young Ice Valkyrie: NOOOO!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! (The Queen noticed her as she screamed) EEK!!! (The Queen went for her as she tried to run until she slipped on ice and got stuck in debris, as the Queen began to prepare sucking out magic as she screamed in tear-driven fear until Royal Guards came in and fought it off as it's colony retreated)...
 * Fluttershy:... That's... Just awful!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh, it was! (The simulation ended) I came to realize that life is not going to favor the weak-minded and the naïve child! I swore I wouldn't allow anypony else to be harmed like that again! I honed my magic skills at the orphanage and I wasn't alone. I eventually got accepted to Magic University and met Eagle-Beak. For the first time in my life, my hopes of making Equestria more proactive was finally coming true.... THEN YOU RUINED IT!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS RUINED IT!!! EVERYTHING I EVER LOVED IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOUR BLINDNESS TO REALITY!!! NOW YOU WILL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!!! I HOPE THIS DECISION MADE YOU A GOOD PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AS WELL AS A GOOD FRIEND!!!
 * Twilight:... Ice, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for what happened to you. But turning to someone like Eagle-Beak was not a good way to make that dream come true. He was a fanatic who didn't agree to our way of thinking. And trust me, there were times when I thought to myself if there could've been better solutions. I snapped at my own friends because we traveled hostile lands to find the queen of the hippogriffs, and it was all for nothing! Novo was just too stubborn and cowardly and she left me no choice but to take drastic measures. I tried to steal a magic pearl to save Equestria, but all it did was cause a riff in my friendship.
 * Ice Valkyrie: THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU!! I DIDN'T WANT TO BELIEVE IT WHEN I SCOURED THE WORLD LOOKING FOR HELP, BUT IT WAS A FOOL'S WISH!!! WHY SHOULD THEY HELP YOU?!? TEMPEST WAS IN THE RIGHT IDEA, BUT NOT THE RIGHT THINKING!! THERE ARE LANDS OUT THERE WHO JUST AREN'T LIKE YOU AND WOULDN'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT US!!! THEY HAVE TO SACRIFICE FAR MORE TO ACHIEVE FAR LESS, AND MANY OF THEM SEE YOU AS JUST THINGS THAT BELONG IN A TODDLER'S CARTOON WORLD, AND THAT POWER YOU HAVE YOU'D RATHER WASTE ON FRIVOLOUS ACTIVITIES INSTEAD OF BEING PROACTIVE!!! WE HAVE SO MUCH AND THEY STRUGGLE WITH SO LITTLE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE THE STORM KING!!! YOU HAVE ALL BEEN SO BLINDED BY YOUR ILLUSION OF SAFETY, YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELVES!!! IF YOU ASK ME, BY NOT LISTENING TO ME, YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP, AND YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL!!!
 * Trixie:... Yeesh, and I thought I was an insensitive idiot.
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU WILL BE SILENT!!!
 * Trixie: YIPE!! (Hops her iced-up body to hide behind Starlight)
 * Starlight:... Really?
 * Rarity: Now see here, Miss Valkyrie! There is no need to remind Twilight about the insecurities she still feels for making that mistake with Novo and us! A lot of us are still insecure about those events. Even with the coming new year, it was still fairly recent. How's about we discuss this civilly and-
 * Ice Valkyrie: NONE OF YOU, GET IT, DO YOU?! JUST YOU WAIT?! IF I DON'T GET YOU NOW, I'LL FIND SOMETHING YOUR FRIENDSHIP CAN'T SURVIVE FROM!! THIS, I SWEAR!!
 * Spike: Aw give us a break! If it helps, that spieces of Chepurfie went extinct after that event when Celestia ordered an evacuation and had ponies never returned until they starved out. And it was the only spieces that tends to kill the ponies of who's magic it sucks out. The other spieces don't do that. The worse that happens is basicly being like when Tirek does it.
 * Ice Valkyire: ".... It doesn't help that Celestia had to order the slow, painful death of an entire spieces, just to secure a land's safety! I've not liked what happened to my parents, but I knew that those creatures were only following their instincts! Did they really had to be destroyed like that?"
 * Applejack: "Well it wasn't like Celestia wanted to do that. She reknidsed that the critters meant no malevolent intentions. Just looking out for their own surviveal. But Celestia saw that ponies like you were suffering, and this breed clearly couldn't be negosiated with. So, she let their own biology stop them for good. She at least desided that it was better to let naterol selection handle itself then just go there and genisided them!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "And another thing..... If she had to end an entire strain of the creatures and the only of it's strain to be able to kill during the process of sucking magic.... Why didn't she done it sooner before too many lives, not just my parents, were lost?"
 * Starlight: "Well appearently, you don't understand politics! Before what happened to you, that particular breed was kinda endangered and was protected by an endangered spieces law!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "AND WHY, DO YOU THINK, THAT PARTICULAR BREED WAS ENDANGERED TO BEGIN WITH?! THEY WERE ENDANGERED FOR BEING PONY-EATERS!! EVER THINK ABOUT THAT, YOU STUPID CUTIE MARXIST?! HOW MANY MORE INNOCENT PONIES MUST SUFFER FOR THE INCOMPETENCE, LACK OF PRODUCTIVE THINKING, AND BLIND OPTIMISM THAT IS EQUESTRIA'S RULERSHIP?! EAGLE-BEAK MAY NOT'VE BEEN PERFECT-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "He's beyond worse then that."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "BUT HE IS THE BEST WE'VE GOT TO PREVENT SICK MONSTERS LIKE THE STORM KING FROM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF OUR WEAKNESSES LIKE THAT!! AND I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS PAY FOR YOUR INSUFFERABLE BLINDNESS TO REALITY!!!"
 * Rarity: "Oh really? Well say that Eagle-Beak was able to maintain control of Equestria and got right down to turn it into a war nation! Whether or not it would've been able to defeat Nightmare Moon, let alone other threats, remains to be seen, but there's a chance Equestria becoming a land of perpetual violence would've been more desistating to pony and non-pony families many times more then a bunch of giant magic sucking crabs! Say what you want about the particular Chepurfie breed that brought ill to your village, those creatures were only the product of surviveal of the fittist and insticts meant to help them survive in a harsh winter climent. At least they would only cause trouble to feed. But soldiers of a war nation can absicly geniside an entire community on the whim of the dictator, often either as target practice or because of the implcations of a rising rebelion. Try to understand, not many ponies and mythics would, appresiate Eagle-Beak's efferts, even with the acknowledgement that he only means their well-being in throey, because fact of the matter is, he usurped and exiled a beloved ruler to get that far! Try to understand that doing so isn't gonna win any favors with the public! Alot of those people will become rebelious! With a would-be legion, those communiities would not survive any attempt to forcefully surpress them! Now, Eagle-Beak may have Equestrias best interests in mind, but it doesn't make him any better then how Nightmare Moon, Discord Pre-Reformation, Chrysalis, Sombra, Tirek, and many others, could've ruled Equestria. And then there's the matter of you saying that he could've prevented the Storm King attack? Sorry to burst your bubble, but while Eagle-Beak does have impressive magic, the Storm King has the advantage of being a dishonorable oppendent. One toss of an Obsidian Orb and it's done!"

Chapter 1: A Secret in The Cold
Prior to the events of Party Pooped. Yakbrain's hut. Yakbrain's outpost. Halfway into the episode. Dodge Junction. After events of Party Pooped After Events Of Not Asking for Trouble A lonely dark cave.
 * The Yak Village was seen.
 * Prince Rutherford, and another yak that looks like him, but smarter, more sofisicated looking for a yak, digifived, pose, and intelligent both arrived before a group of older yaks.
 * Head Elder Yak: "...... Yak Elders have desided that it's time to reopen borders to ponies. The events relating to, it, have long been forgotten. It time to re-establish a new kinship with ponies."
 * The other yak: "Oh great elders, I am so thrilled to hear that! Now that certain events have long since pass, it is the perfect oppertunity to open our borders! I humbly accept the ambassitor mission to Equestia and establish a new path to kinship with them-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "No, Son Yakbrain. This no mission for smarty trade establisher yak. This must be done by leader of Yakyakistan. Son Rutherford."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... (Laughs hoitly)! I never have known you for having a sense of humor, father dearist! Rutherford, an easily provokeable dunce, being an ambassitor? He has about as much grace as a yet-booni's rear end! He would likely declaire war because of something as stupid of someone using a playor piano making it look like they were actselly capable of it!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON YAKBRAIN?! (Yakbrain flinched) Son Rutherford may not be as smarty as you, but he no stupid."
 * Prince Rutherford: "Yeah, Brother Yakbrain. Yak Prince no stupid."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "What's 9+10?"
 * Prince Rutherford: "...... 21?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "....... FATHER, PLEASE TELL ME YOUR NOT ACTSELLY CONSIDERING THIS?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "We try to establish friendship with ponies, not trade."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Ya know, my talents stem beyond establishing trade routes, father! I can be an ambassitor a thoundson times better then this blubbering buffoon?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD NOT BUFFOON?! SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "PERFECT FOR GETTING US INTO A DESISTATING WAR, YOU MEAN?! COMPAIRED TO THE MAGIC FIRE POWER THEY HAVE, EVEN IF YOU TAKE THE ALICORN GODS AND THE REFORMED DRACONQUUI OUT OF THE EQUIATION, YOU WILL SEE THE PONIES DESTROYING YAKYAKISTAN AND EXSILING US BACK TO THE YAK HOMELAND IN THE NORSE ISLES?! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"
 * Head Elder Yak: "SON RUTHERFORD IS PERFECT FOR AMBASSITOR MISSION?! SON YAKBRAIN TOO COMPLEX FOR PONIES?! SON RUTHERFORD HAS SIMPLE NEEDS?! SIMPLE, IS GOOD?! COMPLEX, NOT GOOD?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "But, father-"
 * Head Elder Yak: "END DISCUSSION?!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "Actselly, Head Elder Yakkity Yak-"
 * Voice: "Don't come back."
 * Everyone was confused by that.....
 * Prince Yakbrain: "...... Who keeps saying that!"
 * Other Yak Elder: "..... Anyway, Rutherford is new to this. Maybe have Yakbrain teach Rutherford to be better embassitor?"
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "...... Fair enough. Son Yakbrain will teach Rutherford how to be better ambassitor. Son Rutherford's your respondsability."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Yes, father. (Looks at Rutherford with clearly established resentment.)."
 * Head Elder Yakkity Yak: "Sons Rutherford and Yakbrain, dismiss."
 * The duo leave.
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Look, Yak Prince no want brother to be mad at Yak Prince. Yak Prince no can held that Yak Dad favors me."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Just, drop it! I can at least make this work..... (Ponders abit, and then realises that he can use this to his advantage and make Rutherford look bad.)...... Here's a little known fact about pony culture..... They, are master mimicers!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Ponies good at copying?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Oh yes! It is actselly an unspoken part of their culture! They take pride in mimicing other cultures! Why, when exstingished ambassitors come in, they are treated to eateries that mimic their own, but even better! They mimic every lovely aspect of a culture! Down, to even a mineute detail!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "Meaning...."
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... You would feel right at home there."
 * Prince Rutherford: "....... Okay, Yak Brother. Yak Prince will inform ponies to make Yak Prince feel like he is back in Yakyakistan!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, it'll be as if you never left home. (Quietly) You gulliable boob. (Openly) You are already on your way to be a great ambassitor. (Prince Rutherford leaves)..... (Quietly) Along with the greatest buffoon in history. Soon, father will HAVE to remove him from the rulership, and when I save yak-kind from war, I, will be the new leader, not that adelbated twat! (Laughs wickedly in snickers)! I'll watch it all unfold in my private outpost."
 * Two dumb yaks that look like Rutherford's bodyguards are seen butting heads with eachother, as a ice-blue pony of a white mane and tail was seen in a Tempest-like appearence, but only with a cracked but otherwise still functional horn thanks to a metal piece placed onto it as she was seen next to a white-colored Equestian Timberwolf. A penguin in a nice suit was seen tending a very speical couldran.
 * Prince Yakbrain bursted in laughing, getting everyone's attention!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Look alive, my partners in secretcy! Dum Twins, (The Two Dum Yaks), Ice Valkyrie, (The pony), and Sir Tuxedo, (The Penguin), Line up for the seeing couldran, because I just conducted other way to discredit my idiot brother!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs unimpressed), again? With due respect sir, it's only gonna end poorly as usual."
 * Dum Twin 1: "But hey, it is funny to see how stupid Prince Rutherford acts."
 * Dum Twin 2: "Yeah, I would laugh my ass off if he declares war over a player piano."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh bother. Must you go through with this again, Prince Yakbrain? Such things never end well. Why insist of going through such a trial over as something as petty of who gets to be the leader of the Yaksland Colony of Yakyakistan in Equestia? Isn't being a trade establisher not good enough?"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "..... Tuxedo, have you, even MET, other yaks besides me and the Dum Twins?! They're stupid, they're primitive, they're, they're, OUTDATED?! They're stubbern, they're as graceful as a Yet-booni's ass, they're blind traditionalists, they're warmongers, they, are, outright, disgraces, to the world of Equestria?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Sir, please tell me your still not alittle scorned about how your father desided to go with Rutherford after how he couldn't cope with your changes-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "DON'T, REMIND ME, OF, THAT, DAY?! I HATED MY FATHER FOR HIS BLIND LOVE FOR "SIMPLENESS" AND "YAKS BEING SIMPLE IS GOOD" PHILOSIFY?! I, could've introdused Yaks into the future far beyond then the still growing tecnological levels the Ponies barely have with Eureka Corp around! Yaks could've gone into the future?! Instead, WE REMAIN STUCK IN THE PAST, BECAUSE OF MY FATHER BEING, SIMPLE-MINDED?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... My former Mentor Eagle-Beak felt the same way about how he wanted to protect ponies from Nightmare Moon. Celestia had the nerve to not appresiate his offerings to combat her return."
 * Dum Twim 1: "But wasn't Nightmare Moo stopped by those 6 ponies?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Moon! Not "Moo"! Point is, my mentor could've succeeded before Nightmare could've done her first misdeed! Eagle-Beak was robbed of his desire before he can really get to start!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "Well I heard he's pretty much hanging out with a bunch of bad aliens now, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "A fall from grace that happened because of, (Angerly looks at a picture of pre-Alicorn Twilight).... Twilight Sparkle! (Fires an ice beam at the picture and frozed the place around the picture as ice stagmites formed.)....... She, ruined Eagle's vision for a safer Equestia. And I will avenge him, for all the kindness he gave me as his student. He taught me to handle my inheritied ice magic so I would not become feared like the Ice Trolls had warned. I could've been exsiled from the warmer side of the Norse isles if it wasn't for him."
 * Dum Twin 1: ".... Yikes. It sounds like you hate Princess Twilight."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Laughs softly)..... No set of wings changes what she did to my mentor. Even as an Alicorn, she will feel my icy pain for what she did to my mentor! I will bury her into a flurry of regret for what she took from me?!"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "Yes, yes, all that revenge on sparkle stuff is fine and dandy, but I have something more intermediate! (Gets to the couldran) The humiliation, of my brother! (The Couldran reveils the start of the events of Party Pooped.)"
 * Rutherford: YAKS DESTROOOYYY!!! (Later) YAAKS SMAASH!!! (Later) YAKS DESTROY!!! (They wrecked whatever they saw)
 * Yakbrain and the Dum Twins were laughing, but Ice Valkyre and Sir Tuxedo, and the White Timberwolf, were unamused.
 * Prince Yakbrain: "(Laughs), If there is one thing my brother never fails in, IT'S BEING A MORON?! (Laughs!)"
 * The Dum Twins laughed!
 * Dum Twin 1: "He LITTERERALLY TRIED TO SMASH SNOW?!"
 * Dum Twin 2: "YEAH?! WHAT AN IDIOT! (LAUGHS STUPIDLY!)"
 * Ice Valkyrie rolled her eyes at Yakbrain's and his two guards immature laughter, and looked onto the couldran and saw Pinkie Pie talking to Gummy.....
 * Ice Valkyrie listens in closely to the conversation.
 * Pinkie: "(Was writing down the note) I'll just have to go to Yakyakistan, and get some goodies back to ponyville for the Yaks to enjoy!"
 * Ice Valkyrie had a surprised face.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Sir, SIR! (Yakbrain and the Dums stopped laughing). The Pink Fool is planning to go to Yakyakistan and make ponyville more like it!"
 * Prince Yakbrain was surprised!
 * Prince Yakbrain: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Oh once again, another of your wild plans fall short, sir! I proposed we end this now and-"
 * Prince Yakbrain: "NO! Ice Valkyrie, I want you, that timberwolf and the dums to go out of your way to stop that pink imbacile?! I can't have her ruin my assention?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I'll make sure the pink mare is stopped."
 * A local sheep farm was seen as a sleeping sheep herder was seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie, her Timberwolf, and the Dums were seen.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Bum, Rum, (The two Dums)...... Open the gate. (The Dums do so.)..... Whitewood, (White Timberwolf), Chase!"
 * Whitewood the white Timberwolf snarled and ran in and began chasing the sheep, as sheep screams were heard!
 * The Sheep Herder woke up!
 * Sheep Herder: "WHAT IN THE WORLD?! (Saw his sheep being chased!) YIKES?! AN ALBINO TIMBER WOLF?! ALL THE WAY OUT HERE?! HELP?! HELP?! SOMEPONY HEL- (Gets frozen by Ice Valkyrie)...."
 * Ice Valkyrie: ".... Dums, keep him out of sight."
 * Rum Dum: "Out of sight, out of mind, coming up."
 * Bum Dum: "Uhhh, yeah.... What you said."
 * The Dums took the frozen herder inside his shack and closed the door.
 * Whitewood chased the sheep out and stopped, as the sheep ran straight for the time where they would stop at the tracks, just as Pinkie's train arrived.
 * Rum Dum: "..... Did it worked?"
 * Pinkie's voice: "CURSE YOU, SHEEP?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie smiled confidently....
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It worked..... But to be safe, we should scout out the area." (They were later seen sabotaging the journey in many ways, from Ice Valkyrie putting Jubile to sleep, causing that beetles distraction to happen, even including directing Pinkie to the Yet-Booni, but when they failed to stop Pinkie from reaching the gate, they were surprised to see her accidentally sliding all the way back to Sugarcube Corner as all this was seen in Yakbrain's Cauldron)
 * Yakbrain: BAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT A LOSER!!! (The cauldron bleeped red and went back to Rutherford)
 * Rutherford: WE DECLARE WAAAAARRR!!! (Twilight and Spike gasped in shock)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh dear....."
 * Yakbrain:... YES!!! (He cackles in triumph) JUST AS I SUSPECTED!! Now father will have to listen to me now!
 * ???: Maybe plan would work if Yakbrain didn't yell outloud, even if private outpost is very far away from Yakyakistan! (Yakkity Yak was seen)
 * Yakbrain: FATHER!... I, duh, I, I can explain!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain attempt to sabotage ambassador trip. Yakbrain bring shame to family and Yakyakistan! Yakbrain no longer allowed to interact with ponies or be trader for greater matters!
 * Yakbrain: Father, please, I-
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKBRAIN NO LONGER ALLOWED TO INTERACT WITH PONIES OR BE TRADER FOR GREATER MATTERS!!!! YAKKITY SMASH! (He wrecked and destroyed all of his power)
 * Sir Tuxedo: "HEADS UP?!"
 * Yakbrain: FATHER, NO, STOP!!! STOP IT, PLEASE!!! FATHER, DON'T!!! (Yakkity Yak destroyed everything)... No!
 * Yakkity Yak: Now Yakbrain cannot harm anypony anymore! Yakkity Yak expects apology to Rutherford by end of trip, or Yakbrain banished!
 * Sir Tuxedo was seen hiding!
 * Sir Tuxedo: "You may as well obey sir, the jig is up!"
 * Yakbrain:... (Sighs) Yes, father!
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKTON!!! (Another bigger yak came in)
 * Yakbrain: "(Quietly) Oh by the great yaks of yore, not Yakton!"
 * Yakton: (Hulking voice) YAKTON COME!!!
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakton keep eye on Yakbrain and make sure he doesn't disobey Yakkity Yak!
 * Voice: "Don't come bac-"
 * Yakkity Yak: YAKKITY YAK NOT IN MOOD FOR JOKE NOW?! Anyway..... Report to Yakkity Yak if he does so.
 * Yakton: Yakbrain no leave Yakton's sight! (Yakkity Yak left) Yakbrain will come with Yakton now! (In Bulk Biceps fashion, he used his pecs to lift Yakbrain comically and carry him away and to the gate just as the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood)
 * Rum Dum: Boss, the pink one just slid away like a clumsy ox, and... (Sees Yakkity)...... And... And we're in deep s***!
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Knew this plan was gonna fail."
 * Rutherford: YAKBRAIN LIE TO BROTHER!! PONIES NO MIMICKERS!!! PONIES ARE WELCOMING AND UNDERSTANDING HARMLESS PEOPLE!! YAKBRAIN TRICK BROTHER INTO DECLARING WAR WITH PONIES!! YAKBRAIN ALMOST DESTROY YAKYAKISTAN!!!
 * Yakbrain: OH FOR YAKSON PETE'S SAKE, RUTHERFORD, I SAID I WAS SORRY!!!
 * Rutherford: TOO LATE FOR APOLOGY!! YOU LIKELY ONLY SAID APOLOGY BECAUSE YAK DAD SAID SO?!
 * Yakbrain: "OH DON'T BE TOO SURPRISED THIS HAPPENED, EVEN IF IT WAS MY DOING, IT STILL PROVES THAT YOU ARE NOT A PROPER AMBASSITOR?! ESPEICALLY THAT YOU DECLARED WAR, OVER A PLAYER PIANO?!"
 * Rutherford: NO MATTER IF YAKBRAIN RIGHT?! YAKBRAIN BEING RIGHT IS MOOTED CAUSE IT STILL YAKBRAIN'S FAULT! YAKBRAIN MAKE BROTHER LOOK STUPID!!! YAKBRAIN NOT SORRY!! Yakbrain lucky brother cares too much to allow father to banish him. Yakbrain is lucky he no suffer worst fate. Yakbrain should be ashamed!
 * Yakbrain: ALRIGHT, FINE!! You want me to be real, brother? It's time I finally said this to you. Prince Rutherford, you, are an IDIOT!! You would destroy this town and it's subjects in stubborn fashion if something were to happen like, say, an avalanche buried the place. I was only doing what was best for Yakyakistan!
 * Rutherford: Yakbrain was only doing what was best for Yakbrain! Yakbrain dishonors his own family for misjudging Brother Rutherford!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, I'M misjudging you? (Laughs) I'm not misjudging yaks***!
 * Rutherford: HEY, WATCH LANGUAGE!!
 * Yakbrain: Whatever, you are not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. I am! I could've liberated us from this low-brow poverty! The only one I ever misjudged was dad!! I was even ashamed to even be related to yet another dumb ox, and ashamed to think he could even try to be worth ANY of our time! It's clear that I can't stop you. But here's my last word on the matter: Someday you WILL see that maybe you're not the rightful leader of Yakyakistan. You'll see that your idiocy will potentially be the death of Yakyakistan! And should that happen and you look for me... Then all I will say is you made your choice and so did father! You two think you can run the place responsibly? Then fine! Do it! See if I care! Destroy the village with your stupidity. I may not be sorry in your eyes never mind the fact I can't see them in that stupid mane of yours, but there's one thing I AM sorry for:... I'm sorry, I had the displeasure, of being related to YOU, AND OUR FATHER, OR ANY OF THE IDIOTS IN THIS VILLAGE!! Now get out of my sight!
 * Rutherford:... Rutherford sorry he may not seem like a good leader to brother. But Rutherford wishes to try and do good in leading Yakyakistan. Rutherford assures you, that he will not disappoint you, in any fa-
 * Rutherford: DISAPPOINTED?!
 * Yakbrain: YOU CAUSED AN AVALANCHE THAT BURIED YAKYAKISTAN AND DIDN'T ACCEPT HELP FROM THE PINK ONE AND JUST HOPED STUPIDLY SHE WOULD HAVE THE SENSITIVITY TO HELP WITHOUT MAKING YOU ASK?!
 * Rutherford: "To be fair, she did anyway."
 * Yakbrain: Mainly because you were lucky that ponies are incapable to give up easily. I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE ON A MINOR BUSINESS TRIP WITHOUT HEARING THAT YOU F***** UP IN THIS FASHION?! HOW F*****G STUPID ARE YOU?!
 * Rutherford: "LOOK, IF IT HELPS YAKBRAIN, PINK PONY SHOWED ME THAT THERE IS NO SHAME IN ASKING FOR HELP?! RUTHERFORD HEARD ABOUT HOW SOME YAKS WERE UNCOMFERTABLE ABOUT SITUATION?! So maybe some yak traditions could use some change."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Ya know what? I'm not even surprised anymore. I am going somewhere to vent my frustraightions. And you best not stop me! It'll only make things worse! (Yakbrain stomps on out!)"
 * Yakbrain was seen frustraighted as ever.
 * Yakbrain: "....... I know your in there?!"
 * ???: "(Darken Voice) Ohhhhh, if it isn't Prince Yakbrain...... I haven't really gotten to see you since the day you lost your position."
 * Yakbrain: "Or to be more percise, our last encounter was when that ambassitoring fiasco lead to me to complain to you like mad!"
 * A tall, immensely thin, large hooded robed figure came forth.
 * Figure: "Oh please spare me of that reminder. The only good thing that came out of that rant was was you coming to accept my offer."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh, you mean coming after the Staff of Yakotaur? Well say no more, because I have became HEAVILY motivated more then ever to get you the blasted thing?!"
 * Figure: "(Laughs), So...... Your brother proved too hard to cope with then? Not surprising, since your basicly the only intelligent Yak out of all of them."
 * Yakbrain: "Hence why I am "Prince Yakbrain". It is maddening to be the only one with any real brains, and yet I am redused to being basicly their trade establisher?! Granted, I may as well because the others are too stupid to do it themselves, but I CAN DO SO MUCH MORE THEN TRADES?! I could've at the least set the path to a brighter future if father wasn't so, afraid of complexity! Well, I am going to bring that change, one way or another?! I'll set up an exbition in the Bone Dry Desert to find Midgard Mountain, admitetly! I heard about a very well known archiologiest of interest in a rundown dump known as "Klugetown"..... Ugggh. Even the name sounds filthy."
 * Figure: "Good. And remember. Once you get me the staff, I will see to it that when I come to control all Yaks, you, will be given rule of Yakyakistan. It's the Yaklands of the Norse Isles that is what I want."
 * Yakbrain: "Well with you controling them, at least they'll be given a brain in some way. Just be warned that the location of the staff was left on unspecified for a reason, so, don't expect the blasted thing to be found quickly."
 * Figure: "Oh, don't worry. I got all the time of the world to worry about my staff. But like I said, now that the yaks and the ponies are closer, I am made to hide in the shadows, so I can't exactly come with you until my staff has returned."
 * Yakbrain: "Well, you'll attract too much attention anyway, and this is a need-to-know basis after-all. You will have that staff yet. (Leaves)."
 * Figure: "... (Quietly) And the sooner that happens... (Laughs evily)... Reunion will never have tasted so sweeter...."

Chapter 2: A Bone Dry Exhibition
Klugetown Airdocks Klugetown Church Sister Preyer walked down the town as this music played over he town's sadden nature. Observitory Laboratory. Front door. Spoonful's study. The Hallway. Sky.
 * Yakbrain was seen riding an airship with his followers torwords it.
 * Yakbrain: "Here we are, assusiates.... Klugetown. You'll never find a more messier town of depravity."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "I believe I know a sister who lives there."
 * Rum Dum: "Is she single?"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, let's just say, she prefers the company of her fellow females if you caught my understanding."
 * Rum Dum: "..... Oh."
 * Yakbrain's airship lands in the docks.
 * Yakbrain: "Ice Valkyrie, I need you and your wood-dog to watch over the airship. Sir Tuxedo, your with me. Dum Twins? Stay close, and don't touch anything."
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo leave the airship.
 * A damaged and barely preserved church was seen, named "The Church of Alicornia".
 * A Person-sized Mantis Priest and Nun were seen.
 * Mantis Preist: "Sister Preyer, I need you to see how Professor Spoonful is doing. The poor genius is under a considerable amount of dept to Verko for sometime now. You are his adopted daughter after all."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, yes. Plus, we haven't see the professor come to the church in a good while. It wouldn't hurt to visit."
 * Mantis Presit: "Indeed. It's not like anyone will come to the church, given the incrsised levels of loss of faith for a good time now."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes Father Mandid...."
 * Sister Preyer proceeded to walk down the troubled town.
 * Sister Preyer arrived to a barely stable observatory universery covered in gratfitie and trees soiled with toilet paper.
 * Preyer reached the door, and gently knocked it.
 * A lazy and fat Porcupine opened it while eating a donut.
 * Porcupine: "Yeah? Look the professor said he was busy and- (Sees Preyer) Oh hey, Preyer!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Hello, Pines."
 * Pines: "Up up! Assisent Prof. Pines!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Giggles) Yes, "Assisent Prof" Pines. I need to check on Spoonful. Make sure he was allright in light to his dept to Verko."
 * Pines: "Oh, he's up in his lab in the observitory reshreaching old Yak lore."
 * Sister Preyer: "May I see him?"
 * Pines: "Oh your practicly his kid, cept your basicly a giant praying mantis and he's a Spoonbill, alchourse he won't mind you coming in."
 * Sister Preyer walked in as Pines eschourted her in.
 * A studious and sofisicated Spoonbill was seen doing exstensive reshurch as mountains and mountains of books were seen, as a pet dragon-moth was seen flying another book to the Professor. This was Professor Spoonful.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh, thank you Edword. (Takes the book) Your assitsence is always appresiated."
 * The Dragon Moth chirped happly as it flew off!
 * Pines leads Sister Preyer in.
 * Sister Preyer: "Oh I see. That's why he was gone for so long."
 * Pines: "Yeah, I can't imagine anyone more into books then he is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "CONFOUND IT, PINES, I THOUGHT I SAID I DIDN'T WANT ANY VISITORS, YOU LAZY QUILL COVERED BLACKHOLE?! I OUGHTA- (Sees Sister Preyer)...... Preya! (He flew off and landed to meet her and gave her a hug) Good to see you again!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, Father Mandid asked me to see if you were all right considering your dept to Verko."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well tell the good priest he has nothing to fear. I am planning an impourent excabition for the lost staff of the Yakotaur. That staff will not only be the most impourent discovery of the centaury, but it will fix this town and put us back in the right path. I swear, ever since the loss of Founder Fortuna, trouble in the likes of Verko and that crazy Kluge Roc are making this place more of it's namesake. The town was never fully built before Fortuna was gone. Even with Allard trying to fix things to no avail, everything still continues to be costly here."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well then where did you get all of these books?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, these are pretty much Verko's loans being well-spent on something useful for once. And once I get a hold of the staff, no one will have to worry about Verko, not even that smartalic feline, Popper or whatever his name is."
 * Pines: "Pretty sure it was Copper."
 * Sister Preyer: "It's actselly Capper."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Yes yes yes, him! When I get that staff, I'll get Klugetown up and running yet! It will be the crime-infested mess it came to be no more! And certainly it can rid us of that accursed roc!"
 * Sister Preyer: "But you do realise that being in debt to Verko is dangerous. He pretty much has a lot of thugs in his finger tips that in return for a raise would be more then happy to do harm to you."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well then good thing I have Edward and his flock. (Edword the Dragon Moth came in). The minute Edward's flock senses trouble, any unsaviory brute will be entrapped in hot silk in minutes. Isn't that right, Edward?"
 * Edword chirped agreeingly.
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, I wanted to make sure you were alright."
 * More knocks are heard!
 * Pines: "I'LL GET IT-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I'LL take this, this time, Pines."
 * Sister Preyer: "But what if it's Verko's thugs?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "They wouldn't've even be able to get this far if it was. We would've heard Edward's flock chirping like mad if it was. Perhaps it's another Nightus' witness or girl scouts again. Alicorns forbid another salesmen."
 * Professor Spoonful walks off.
 * Professor Spoonful opens the see through of the door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "I want to advise you that I am not interested in visitors!"
 * Yakbrain, the Dum Twins and Sir Tuxedo were seen.
 * Yakbrain: "A man of privacy, I see? Well, it's just, I am interested to fund an excavation for a very impourent item in Yak history."
 * The Professor's interest grew, and opened the whole door.
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Would it, happen to include, the Staff of the Yakotaur? Because I am widely interested in it!"
 * Yakbrain: "My, my. Small world after all. Well, I have been asking around town, and I heard you seem to be suffering abit of dept from a local crime boss named, "Vertigo", or whatever it's suppose to be. I'm willing to fund your excavation to find that staff, and to, get you out of dept, if you were to help me get it."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Come inside to discuss the terms over tea, good sir."
 * Yakbrain: "I'm actselly a prince, professor."
 * Professor Spoonful: "A prince?! All the way out here?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Of an unfortunately minor status."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Forgive my outburst, please, come in gentlemen to my study for tea."
 * Tea was served by Edward.
 * Yakbrain: "I see you have managed to tame your notable infestation problem."
 * Professor Spoonful: "(Edward chirp growls, but Spoonful comes him down)..... To what some people see as pests, I see good in Dragon Moths. They are actselly fascinating and compassionate creatures when you get to know them."
 * Yakbrain: "Quite. You see...... I need that staff because I have abit of a, family issue with my father and dumb brother I need to sort out. You see, I was once the rightful choosen heir ruler of Yakyakistan-"
 * Pines: "WAITWAITWAITWAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (He laughs out loud) WHO NAMES THEIR HOME LIKE THAT?! (Laughs)!"
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... PINES! I don't believe, we folk of "KLUDGETOWN", are really in any real postion to judge!"
 * Pines: ".... Fair point."
 * Professor Spoonful: "AND ANOTHER THING, PINES?! HE'S, A GUEST?! (To Yakbrain) Do mind my assisent, he's, easily amused."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh don't worry..... If I had a dollar for everytime someone responded to the name like that, I'd be even richer then royaly established now. That staff is my key to establishing a better relationship with my family and restore my rightful place. My reckless brother nearly declared war with the Ponies of Equestia and recently refused to accept help from said ponies when Yakyakistan suffered a terrible avalanche!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Hmmm..... He does sound like an idiot. Well, keep in mind that I kinda need that staff too to fix Klugetown, so, I propose we share that thing. You fix your problems first, then I get to fix mine. Sounds like a fair deal?"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh yes Professor, a fair deal indeed."
 * Sister Preyer looked on worried...
 * Sister Preyer approuched Spoonful.
 * Sister Preyer: "Professor, a word?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... I'll be right back, your majusty, the sister needs a private conversation."
 * Sister Preyer: "Father, I'm worried that the Yak's arriveal is too convinent."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Isn't life nothing but convinences?"
 * Sister Preyer: Well I think it's TOO convenient. How do we know we can trust this guy? Do you even know about who originally owned that staff? Let's not forget that the Yakotaur of Legend was definitely not like the Yakotaurs of Minotauria. He was a monster.
 * Professor Spoonful: Even so, I don't see why your worried about the prince. He's clearly a normal Yak.
 * Sister Preyer: I mean that anyone with an interest of that staff like his seems, off. With you, you at least have good intentions, but this prince is obviously a stranger.
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well that doesn't mean I shouldn't be friendly with him."
 * Sister Preyer: Please humor me in this..... Getting help from someone as  suspicious as he is without thinking is NEVER a choice. Surely you should know that in a town like this. His look is the same as that of Verko. Malicious and cold. Living in a wreck like Klugetown made me know who to trust by looking into one's eyes. You can't just walk blindly into this without asking questions. It's dangerous.
 * Professor Spoonful: I assure you Preyer, I am not without caution, I just wanted to be without rudeness either. Also, the key differences between him and Verko is that Verko's a criminal, our guest is royalty, minor as he is. But if it helps you fine ease, if he gets any ideas, I always have Edward by my side. He literally smells danger. (Edward looked angrily at Yakbrain and he gave him a glare that scared him off) I'll be fine! Heck, this is a yak we're talking about. If they know anything, it's how to wreck s***! (Yakbrain was seen drinking tea like a gentlemen).... Admitingly however, he does look too dignifyed for the standerd yak behavior.
 * Sister Preyer: ".... Then please let me come with you on this journey."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Really? You sure Mandid won't mind?"
 * Sister Preyer: "The Church never sees visitors, so it is not like my sudden departure is inconvinent. Besides, he handles much of the impourent aspects of the church anyway, so it's hardly like my assistence is always needed."
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... Fair enough, but only because I would need a healer on standby anyway. Such an exhibition is not likely to be hazard-free anyway."
 * Sister Preyer: "Noy just that, but, to keep you safe in an event the Prince is trouble."
 * Professor Spoonful: "I see. Your worried that I wouldn't be able to hand trouble. I promise you, I am no stranger to would-be exhibition hijackers. (Brings out a magic pistol) One shot of a magic disabler bullet from this magical entrapment gun and any would-be issue is instantly resolved."
 * Sister Preyer: "But still, I-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I know, I know, you wish to help reguardless. Well, I already said I need a healer on stand-by, so you are coming. I'll send Pines to recruit some help for the exhibition."
 * Yakbrain: "(Comes in) Oh that won't be nessersary, Professor. This will only be me, some of my own assusiates, and you and any 2 choosen partners, and since I assume the dear nun and your opinionated porqupine are coming along, are all the people we need."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, I admire the tenacity, but we need a lot of people-"
 * Yakbrain: "Well actselly, Yakyakistan already has a history with the famed Midgard Mountain. As a Yakyakistani, I already have knowledge of what the mountain looks like. The trouble is, the Midgard Temple of which is hidden in the mountain is the problem. Yakyakistani ancestry seemed to have chosen to not record the spefifics of that."
 * Sister Preyer: "And I believe you of all people would know what the real reason is."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, yes. It was so less then desireable hands would be unable to get it, let alone the possability of the Yakotaur of Legend returning and using those directions to get his staff back. I know of the Midgard Mountain and where the time is, but.... The problem is, apart from it's legend, it is otherwise an unremarkable mountain that can be seen in the Sea of Clouds. If I can only be able to reckindise that mountain, then I will be able to find the Midgard Temple of the mountain, which in hidden in Valhalla Caves."
 * Pines:... Wait.... Why are the caves named differently than the rest of the Mountain and that Temple? And for that matter, why is that staff placed in the Sea of Clouds south from here and not a more nearer location like the Caves of Conundrum just west from here? That's a maze of caves, so that's sure to be a good hiding place for something like the Staff.
 * Yakbrain: "Anichent Yakyakistanies felt that a land filled with predators and storms appear to be more imposing to would-be shearchers than, a bunch of confusing caves. That, and they have a bit more, relijustus attachment to Midgard Mountain because in legend, it is said to be the home of The Midgard Serpent. A createre said to be so very immeasurely long, it can construct the planet like it's nothing. But worry not. The Midgard Serpent is nothing more than a myth.
 * Pines:... You say that, when we live in a world, filled with magic and mythical creatures?
 * Yakbrain: "Well there are some legends that really are just legends. I mean, a giant serpent long and big enough to be able to constrict the entire planet? What utter mythical nonsense!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, if you insist, then we shall set sky-sails to Midgard mountain."
 * Yakbrain: "Perfect. Thankfully, this time of year, alot of the usual beasts of the cloud seas are either hybernating or migrated somewhere else. That should make travel there relitively safe. The Alicorns forbid if we have to deal with their nonsense while seeking out the staff."
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, what're we waiting for? There's magic to find.
 * The group walked on out.

The Excabintion camp, present day, during the last episode. A farther part of the city. Inside the Temple Futher down the temple. Flashback. Present Further down the Temple. In Simulation. Flashback within a flashback. After Flashback. Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Present Spoonful's home. Verko's place. Spoonful's Place Inside.
 * Yakbrain's airship is already enroute to the Sea of Clouds.
 * Professor Spoonful was seen reading an old Yak manuscript.
 * Professor Spoonful: "If my calulations are correct, the Midgard mountain should at least be around the southern east of here."
 * Yakbrain: "Well good. I have heard the legend of the mountain myself alot in my youth. I'll know when enough when we are near."
 * Pines:... Yakbrain? I've been meaning to ask... Why is Midgard mountan, Norse themed? And... How did that whole Midgard Serpent thing come to be?
 * Yakbrain: I assumed that you knew. What simpleton would go on an expedition for a relic without knowing it's history?
 * Pines: One that has little info on it?
 * Yakbrain:... Why should I be expected to educate your worthless arse if learning things on your own is suppose to be what archiologiests are suppose to do naterolly!? But then again, am I really surprise, given the state of Kludgetown?
 * Pines: "Okay okay, sorry, I was only curious."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh don't mind Pines, he's basicly new to the profession, you can't really expect him to just know these things automaticly. He's more of a eater, not a reshearcher."
 * Yakbrain: "Obviously."
 * Professor Spoonful: "That being said, Pines, let me explain based on my reshearch. The Sea of Clouds is said to be the home of the Midgard Serpent because it was said to line it's constriction of the entire planet."
 * Pines: "Well if that's true, then..... Why, can't anyone see it?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, it's implied that it doesn't have a reason to do so yet. It's said in legends that it would only do so if any of it's gifts given to it are stolen from it."
 * Yakbrain: "Or, just as simply.... It's a myth. Now keep your eyes peeled. We must be coming close to the mountain."
 * Sister Preyer pouted her arms at Yakbrain.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Try to mind the prince, Sister. His attatude greatly stems from his ill tidings with his father."
 * Sister Preyer: "Yes, I, have been informed that he doesn't maintain a healthy relationship with his family."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "It's more then that. He was once the chosen heir to rule Yakyakistan, but he made far too many radical changes to the detriment of his father's simplestic preferences... So he replaced him with Prince Rutherford. And the price for maintaining a simplestic lifesytile, lead to Yakbrain's foolish brother to nearly cause a war with Equestria over a player piano a while back, and refused help from a hopeless situation just recently."
 * Sister Preyer: "..... I understand his frustraightions and woes. I would understand that the greatest anguish for an intellectual person is to take orders and demands of fools, while being helpless to stop their self-ruin."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I almost feel the same way about Equestrians.... But more on the lines that they have no sense of self-preservation instead of being dumb like the Yaks. You have any idea how often Equestria is threaten by dark forces?"
 * Sister Preyer: "...... Keep in mind that Klugetown hasn't been much able to keep up with current events, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "More, then what any nation or even any world should ever have to cope with!"
 * Sister Preyer: "... I see."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "And once, Equestia was on the path of being strong..... But then it was ruined, and interupted, and the revolutionary who attempted it, was branded as a madman. Now, he is condemned to assusiate with undesireables because he could not find others to support him."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, fates tend to be unforgiven to those that want to forge a new path into the destinies of many. Perhaps this revolutionary did something wrong to warrent his unfortunate fate?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... Let's just say, it was done by those that did not deserved the greatness they atthived.... That's all I wish to share."
 * Yakbrain: "Okay everyone! The Midgard Mountain has been found! The basis of the excabition, begins!"
 * The Airship arrives to a mountain covered in anichent Yak symbols.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Be advised that we're likely gonna be here for a bit of a while, so, do not expect this to not take up a margin of the current year."
 * Pines: "Well, good think that I maintained my donuts."
 * A wall of the mountain that has seen days of being cracked at by many excabition tools is seen finally caving in!
 * Professor Spoonful: "Good news, Your highness. The wall that was blocking out the Valhalla Caves where it is said the Midgard Temple is held has finally fallen. And when my calculations are correct... Those months spent on escalating it will finally pay off."
 * Yakbrain: "...... Finally..... All right everyone..... This escabition has finally reached it's climax. History, is being made. Let's, help it get there."
 * The group entered into it, and are amazed by anichent but surprisingly well preserved ruins of an anichent Yak city.
 * Pines: "Whoooa, what IS this place?!"
 * Yakbrain: "...... The Midgard Temple..... Or as it was initionally called...... Yakyakistan."
 * Pines: "Wait..... If THAT'S Yakyakistan, then what's the place in the Frozen North?"
 * Yakbrain: "We took the name to the new colony and started to call THAT Yakyakistan, to distence ourselves from, our less then glamorious history. I trust you all are well educated on what that was? (The group nodded yes.)..... Good. Then I don't have to be arsed to reference it again. Now, be sure to stick firmly to the path to the temple itself. The city's structure is like a maze. Yaks were once a very different sort before we came to dumb down thanks to years of isolation."
 * Pines: "So wait..... The Yaks are stupid because they want to forget their past sins so badly that they stopped being like THIS?!"
 * Yakbrain: "To be ever dismay, yes..... They felt so awful about their part in the existence of the Yakotaur of Legend, that...... There's no need to be reminded of that. Let's get moving."
 * The Group walked on.
 * Some figures were seen wooshing in the shadows of the city.
 * The figures arrived.
 * A fat but muslely armed Panan Satyr was seen as more Panan Satyrs arrived. They all wear a consistent anichent armor.
 * Satyr 1: "..... Master Molir. The Midgard Temple has finally been found, by outsiders."
 * Satyr 2: "They are a misfit sort. Three Yaks that I think are Yakyakistani, a pony, a white Timber Wolf, and a bunch of Klugetownians. They're likely here for the Staff of the Yakotaur of Legend."
 * Satyr leader (Master Molir): "Hmmmmmm...... I did not managed to escape that crumbling nation that was Pana, that was being ruined by those Storm Clan bastards, with our respective clans, to live under the generosity of the mighty Midgard Serpent, just to have that ruined by likely thieves. Midgardians, assemble our warriors. We shall capture the outsiders, and erased their memory of this place, not just for our sake, but for the world's, as we all know how the great serpent tends to handle theft of ANY gifts it takes."
 * Satyr 3: "Agreed, sir. It gave us seaweed and fish from the oceans to feed our clans for days. We must protect anything that belongs to it, espeically that staff."
 * Satyr 4: "Why must we protect that staff? The Yakotaur is like the Storm Clan rolled into an individual!? Can't we just let those thieves take it and we replace the thing?"
 * Master Molir: "That's the problem, fool..... What if these intruders work for the Yakotaur? It is no secret that Tartarus would not hold him forever. It's possible he has escape even long before this point and time and finally got those lot togather to get back the staff. So yeah, we have to protect that staff, even if they seem like harmless crooks so far."
 * Satyr 4: "Forgive my rudeness, Master Molir, but what if someone in our clan is delfeupting the Storm Clan's madness and that staff happens to be around? I am only asking that we let the outsiders take it out of here and-"
 * Master Molir: "(Grabs the Satyr)..... Listen good........ Any hypothetical member of our clan befelling to the Storm Clan's kind of madness, is NOTHING to the Yakotaur..... LET ALONE THE RAGE OF THE MIDGARD SERPENT?! Reguardless of everything behind their reason being here, we stop these outsiders?! UNDERSTOOD?!"
 * Satyr 4: "(Gulp)..... Yes master. Forgive my anxiousness."
 * Master Molir: "Good. Now, do as you are asked, (lets the 4th go) and get the warriors of our clans ready!"
 * The 4 set out to do such!
 * A little Wyvern Bird creature landed on Molir.
 * Wyvern Bird: "And, pardon my asking sir, but, what makes you sure the Yakotaur is involved?"
 * Master Molir: "If this was a normal raid, it would be mostly Klugetownians at the least. Maybe some rogue ponies, like the ones that nice "Daring Do" was nice enough to help thwart... But Yakyakistani Yaks? Even only three of them? It was said that the yaks would never come back here to demonstrate that they're ashamed of this beautiful city and the temple, for the ugly past assusiated with it. More likely then not, those yaks, and perhaps at least half of those others, are likely either directly influenced by the Yakotaur, or were unknowingly roped into his scheme. Yaks that dare come back to city would never have good intentions."
 * Wyvern Bird: "Well what makes ya sure they aren't just tourists?"
 * Master Molir: "I assure you, my little Valkyrien, none of these yaks would've agreed to a tour of this city if it was harmless."
 * Wyvern Bird (Valkyrien): "Fair enough."
 * Master Molir: "But don't worry. These outsiders will not suffer needless deaths. Our sleep orbs will render them harmless enough to make sure we can safely removed their memories, take them back to their homes in the stealth of night, and rebuild our blockade wall to the Valhalla cave."
 * Valkyrien: "Good, because I cannot stress enough that you guys are at greater risk of corruption in thanks to what the Storm Clan did to your kind."
 * Master Molir: "I don't need to be reminded of our spieces' unfortunate curse of being very easy to corrupt. Even the death of the bug would stimulate the curse enough to make our clans as insane as the Storms. So all the more good our healers are working to reverse that for us and any Panan that wishes to escape the Storm Clan's madness."
 * Valkyrien: "Yeeeeeaaaaaah, but they've been at it for a while. It'd be great if we can use that Yakotaur staff, that thing looks like it can trump the Storm Clan's magic."
 * Master Molir: "Yes, but it is currently corrupted by the Yakotaur's evil. It needs a great deal of purification for it to be any use. Besides, the Midgard Serpent would never surrender it's gifts to it's original owner, and even then, the Yakotaur himself is as corrupt as the Storm Clan, if not worse! It would take a miracle divised by gods themselves to make that a reality. Until then, I would rather not let that staff be misused by anyone, Yakotaur, or otherwise."
 * Valkyrien: "Want me to keep watch on those guys to see what they're up to?"
 * Master Molir: "You are my eye in the sky, are you not? You need not my permission for that! Make haste, my winged helper! (Valkyrien flew off!)"
 * Beautiful and elegant architecture was seen as te group walked in.
 * Pines: "..... Wow..... And the Yaks used to be like this?"
 * Yakbrain: "(Sheds a tear)..... Yes..... It's almost sad how much a culture has fallen because of one honest mistake. The Yak came to hate complexity and became more, "simple", and DUMB! But with that staff, I CAN make the Yaks like this again, even more!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Well, at least until this falls flat on it's safe like all of your other "Make Yaks Better" plans."
 * Yakbrain: "(Through his teeth) Spare, us, the details, Tuxedo?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "(Suspitious look) Define, these other "Plans"?"
 * Yakbrain: "Now good sister, there's no need to worry about that, they're all in the past.... And we came here, for the future."
 * Pines: "Tecnecally, this place itself is PART of the past, so-"
 * Yakbrain: "I mean, we came here to retreved a certain thing of the past, to bring, TO, the future!"
 * Bum Dum: "Yeah! I was considered the dumber twin, and even I knew that!"
 * Rum Dum: "Suuuuuuuure you did."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Stops everyone)......"
 * Yakbrain: "What is, Ice Valkyrie?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... (Looks torwords a suspitious tile)....... If I'm not mistaken, that tile, if pressed, would likely activate.... (Points up to the left direction to point at a hanging gaint upside down ax aiming at their direction)..... That, trap."
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Goodness......  An ancient booby trap?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... No. It looks too advance to be an ancient temple trap. Besides, it's too soon for the more anichent ones..... This temple has been modernised by something else....."
 * Pines: "..... (Gulp)..... Are you trying to suggest that, we're not alone here?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Think about it.... Why else was that wall there in the front of the caves? Why is this temple as well kept as it is and now a decrepted crumbling ruin?"
 * Pines: "..... Ancihent Yak Enginuity?"
 * The Awkword Drum sound was heard......
 * Ice Valkyrie: "...... More along the lines of..... This place has new occupents......."
 * Yakbrain: "WELL THEY BETTER NOT BE AFTER THE STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I doubt it. Raiders would not take the time to restore this magnifisent place if they were after the staff. I believe, we are dealing with well-intentioned souls that seem to want to avoid the staff from ever seeing the light of day ever again."
 * Pines: "Well it did belonged to the Yakotaur after all, so, not that far off!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "But the question is..... What is the purpose?"
 * Yakbrain: "I have a throey: They're a bunch of ecthists that are against archology and they want to interfear with your discovery!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well if so, they have to be VERY talented architects to have managed to keep an anichent city and temple from decaying after all these years! Let alone being able to build traps of this creativity! Also, wouldn't ethicists be against appropriating an ancient culture?"
 * Yakbrain: "..... Ethcists with double-standerds?"
 * Sister Preyer: "Well whatever the case, they must not want us near the staff, for any reason. I mean, this was something that belonged to an anichent evil, after all, so I wouldn't call their efferts unreasonable."
 * Yakbrain: "But they are inconvinent! Good Professor, do you not want the staff to fix Klugetown?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "...... But of course. Although, I'll have to turn this aquiring of the staff to be a temporary borrowing. I will only need it to send Klugetown down the right path, then I'll let you have it to get the Yaks back to their former intellectual glory, if even better, then, we must agree to return it back."
 * Yakbrain: "WHAT?! But, I mean... Look, I have this benufactor that promises to help me who said he wants to be able to maintain it!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, then I'm afraid you'll have to inform him that he can only keep it for a brief time. Whoever lives here now, clearly doesn't want that staff to leave."
 * Yakbrain sighed.....
 * Yakbrain: ".... Look, we'll, worry about these terms later. Let's focus on finding the staff."
 * Pines: "But, what about the traps? And.... Scary Temple Monsters?"
 * Yakbrain: "That is what Ice Valkyrie is for. She was from Magic University. The most talented of magic users were from that. She would even potaintionally shame the princesses with her mastery of magic."
 * Ice Valkyrie: He's right. I have Level 28 knowledge and this place looks like one I can tackle. First off, I know this kind of architecture and the physics of the traps. It HAD to have been done by a being with dexterity. And the metal is easily distinguishable to have obsidian coloration, which as far as I know, is used as a warning coloration that this place is too important to be disturbed. Only a few beings I know use this strategy: Cynocephalos, Cyclopses, Basajauns, Fauns, Satyrs, Psoglaves, Cuegles, Ettins, Arimaspi, just hippopods in general. So... I'm guessing they came from the hippopod homeland of Pana. Ugh! Figures we'd run into another one of those since the Storm Clan attack on Canterlot two months ago.
 * Rum Dum: Well that incident did paint Panans in a bad light to the land of the original and dominant race of the world.
 * Pines: Well, can we at least tell them we don't mean any harm?
 * ???: I'm afraid harm is all you're doing by being here. (Valkyrien came by)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my goodness! A Macaw Pygmy Wybird Snallygaster! I haven't seen one in years, let alone this species. Blue coloration, golden eyes, and glows like an Alicanto. More surprising is that it can form perfect speech.
 * Valkyrien: D'awww, you charmer! But I have to be the killjoy by saying, you shouldn't be here. I was ordered to see what you were doing, and, yeeeeaaaaaaah, you basicly confirmed us correct. The Staff of Yakotaur can't leave the area. Doing so, would NOT end well, trust me on that.
 * Bum Dum: Hey come on, lady, we already know the thing is dangerous. We said we'd give it back, just give us some slack.
 * Valkyrien: Uhhhh, a-no! You are still not getting the Staff. If it leaves, the staff's new recipient, will likely get a bad reaction from it.
 * Yakbrain: The Tartarus are you talking about? (Satyrs came out and held them at spear point) (GIRLY SHRIEK?!)
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh that scream was most undigifived."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Agreed."
 * ???: We're talking about the Midgard Serpent! (Master Molir came)
 * Ice Valkyrie: Oh my various Alicorn Gods, it really IS Panans.
 * Master Molir: Indeed. And you shouldn't have come here. You are going to anger the Midgard Serpent if you steal from it.
 * Yakbrain: Oh for the love of the Alicorn Gods, don't be preposterous. The Midgard Serpent isn't real. It's just one of those fantasy stories that's actually a myth. Like the Bunyip of Luna Bay, and an honest controversey-free bureocrat.
 * Master Molir: Let me assure you, Yak, that the Midgard Serpent is all too real. It's hiding in the tectonic trench beneath our feet as we speak.
 * Yakbrain: Oh bother! Do not try to scare me away, Panan! How do we know you're not insane after so many moons down here? (The Satyrs gasp)
 * Master Molir:... Fine, then! I shall prove it!
 * Yakbrain: Oh, no! You're just trying to stall us. I am not as dumb as the other yaks out there, so do not insult my intelligence.
 * Master Molir: Intelligence is not the same as wistom! You are making a mistake! You walk out of this place with that Staff... It WILL be angry.
 * Yakbrain: I've heard enough of this delusional nonsense. We are getting that staff for the good of our countries, and you can't stop us.
 * Master Molir: Maybe I can't... (Loud stomps were heard)... But HE can.
 * Rum Dum: Getting Yakton flashbacks here! (Approaching them came a Gegenes with goat feet, equine features, and a giant Panan club)...
 * Ice Valkyrie: Holy crap, it's a Gegenes!!
 * Master Molir: Gilgamesh, would you kindly escort these people out of here?
 * Gilgamesh: With pleasure! (He cracks the knuckles of his six hands as he approached them)
 * Bum Dum: Any bright ideas, sir?
 * Yakbrain: "..... Ice Valkyrie, DO SOMETHING?!"
 * Ice Yalkyrie used her magic to teleport the lot on the other side of the temple room as the group started to make a run for it!
 * Master Molir: ".... Well, at least it won't be boring. GET THEM?!"
 * The Warriors charged, while careful to avoid activating their own traps!
 * Pines: "PROFESSOR, MAYBE THIS TRIP WAS A BAD IDEA?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "GOOD PRINCE, BY ALL MEANS, DON'T BELIEVE THEIR WARNING, BUT MAYBE WE SHOULD RECONSIDER THIS QUEST AND LEAVE!? THEY WOULDN'T'VE TRIED TO TALK WITH US IF THEY WEREN'T SERIOUS ABOUT THAT STAFF?!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL KEEP IN MIND THAT MY BENUFACTOR WILL NOT FORGIVE ANY FAILURE?! SO WE HAVE TO GET THAT STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: ("Oh dear, maybe this is what Preyer was refering to about this chap!")
 * Gilgamesh: (He lands in front of them)... You're not laying a hand on that staff!
 * Sir Tuxedo: WATCH US! (Realises what he said) Oh by the heavens, why did I encourage this- (Gilgamesh then used three of his six arms to grab him and Rum and Bum) WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, STOP, DON'T HURT ME, IT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE- (The Gilgamesh pounded all their heads to the ground) D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!..... Owwwwwie.
 * Gilgamesh: Tch. Wasn't much to watch.
 * Professor Spoonful: "FOR GOODNESS SAKE, YOUR HIGHNESS!? YOUR A YAK?! USE THAT INHEREDITED BRUTE FORCE?!"
 * Yakbrain: Are you insane!? I don't DO violence! I'm too digifived for that! Besides, I'm a pasifist.
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... A pasifist, Yak?"
 * Yakbrain: "Well why do you think I have the Dum Twins and Ice Valkyrie for?!"
 * Gilgamesh: "...... Lame yak."
 * Yakbrain: "That being said so, ICE VALKYRIE?!"
 * Gilgamesh: "HA-HA! Lame Yak hiding behind girly pony! (Laughs stupidly as Ice Valkyrie gets pissed).....
 * Ice Valkyrie: Alright, that tears it! You pushed us, myself esp[eically, too far! (She began to display powerful magic attacks, many of which froze many of the Satyr Guards in ice)
 * Master Molir: Someone stop them! The Staff does NOT leave this place!
 * As the group exited the first room, Ice Valkyrie created a giant ice wall that blocks out the remanding Satyrs!
 * Master Molir: "...... Get some fire orbs here now, to take down that ice wall?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Ohhh, I hate it when I end up getting so stressed out that I just say the wrong words."
 * Rum Dum: "I hate it more that we got dragged into your pummeling as well?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Good Prince, I hope this isn't too personal to ask, but...... EXACTLY HOW DID YOU CAME TO BE A PASIFIT FOR BEING SOMEONE FROM A SPIECES KNOWN FOR THEIR BRUTE FORCE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Well that's exactly what it is.... TOO, PERSONAL?! (Walks off ahead of the group)....."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "....... His Pasifist ways are because his younger years were brutal when he was exposed to the Yak training grounds back in the Yaklands."
 * A Young Calf of Yakbrain was seen failing miserably of every trial while Rutherford and even less stronger yak calfs did great!
 * (Ice Valkyrie): "The downside of being the only intelligent yak, is that he was able to reckindise the would-be dangers the trials tend to hold.... It espeically held him back when he and the Yaklings dealt with the most intense of the trails...... A Captive Snow Serpent that would be released onto the Younglings to test their resolve on how they show no fear, as a Snow Serpent only preys on the fearful.... But Yakbrain, failed to do the same."
 * Young Yakbrain screamed like a shirlly bitch and ran away as his fear stimulated the giant Python-like Snow Serpent's senses, which resembles heat pits, as it snarled and chased after him!
 * Young Rutherford: "BROTHER YAKBRAIN?!"
 * Young Yakbrain was cornered into the other side of the area as the snow serpent closed in hissing!
 * Young Yakbrain covered his eyes and cried like a wuss, fearing for his life!
 * Young Rutherford: YAK SMASH!!! (He stepped on the Snow Serpent's tail as it screeched in pain, and Young Yakbrain watched in horror as Rutherford beat up the serpent violently into submission, the serpent is still alive, but is rendered unconjustus)... Why brother not do anything?
 * Young Yakbrain: I told you a thousand times, Rutherford, I am not the violent type.
 * Young Rutherford: Violence and strength are not the same thing. Violence is reckless fighting while strength is controlled fighting. Yakbrain must learn that in order to survive.
 * Young Yakbrain: What's the point? All we do is brutalize our opponents and wreck anything with our bad tempers. I wanna be the leader so we don't have to wreck the first thing we don't like, and live with a bunch of mush-headed simpletons! We've already endangered our people multiple times, and I'll be darned if I let it destroy itself.
 * Young Rutherford: Yakbrain underestimate yaks' prosperity.
 * Young Yakbrain: WHAT PROSPERITY?! Darn it, we're isolated in the middle of this frozen tundra. We haven't opened our borders for hundreds of moons. And what, I ask you, is prosperous in being brutal?
 * Young Rutherford: We yaks must be brutal. We left Yaklands to make prosperity and survive. Yakbrain has forgotten his place in Yakyakistan.
 * Young Yakbrain: Oh, I'VE forgotten? That's rich coming from the goofball of the family. Nobody wants anything to do with us if we should always behave like this. I don't want this blind recklessness to be our undoing, and if it means I make us more passive and penalize those for even the most harmless of hospitality, then so be it.
 * Young Rutherford: You know why yaks this way, brother!
 * Young Yakbrain: Oh, what, because of that sob story about the Yakotaur of Legend? You expect me to believe that being isolated dumbbells is supposed to make everyone forget what happened that time? The only thing that proves is that you're cowards. Albeit, macho cowerds, but cowerds none the less?! We are dishonoring our names in the Yaklands of Tauria by hiding and becoming dim-witted enough to forget what we did. Hiding and mental regression is NOT honor, and you know it. That's why I want to lead. I want us to not only stop hiding, but come out... Nothing like THIS!!
 * Young Rutherford: Yaks know what they're doing.
 * Young Yakbrain: I refuse to agree with anything you say. I wish to agree with someone who truly knows what they're doing. I am doing this for the good of our people, Rutherford! So I advise you accept it. I refuse to stoop to your violent level. Not now, not ever!
 * Young Rutherford: Then brother will not be tough enough to fight should he be threatened. It is unwise to make swears you can't keep. It's a cold world out there. There will be things that wish to kill you. Yaks do this to prepare for the worse, and without it, we cannot survive. There will be a day when Brother Yakbrain cannot defend himself and is all alone, and he'll have no one to blame but himself.
 * Young Yakbrain: If defending myself means I be an aggressive moron, then I want no part of it. I suggest you respect my decision. I am not a violent yak, and I never will be.
 * Ice Valkyrie: And he never did. He tried to make Yakyakistan see it his way, but when it was attacked and they lost much of their people to an Am Fear Liath Mòr after he flat-out disbanded the army and removed anything that would paint them in a bad image. Thus Rutherford took his place as the heir to the rule of Yakyakistan as punishment for Yakbrain's endangering changes.
 * Yakbrain: (He over-heard the conversation and stopped).... (Sadly, but still as digifived as possable) It was not my fault. A scout was supposed to spot for trouble, and he stupidly didn't do it right. Had he done his job, that Am Fear wouldn't've even got that far! All it was is just a harsh coincidence. I would've had everything go right until one of them failed me. (Starting to sound more stern) Yaks there are just too stupid and too dumb to live. That's why I need the Staff. It will heal everything the yaks did to themselves and revert them back to where they were before they left. Rutherford is not a good leader. I gave him a last chance, and he ended up nearly driving Yakyakistan into poverty after an avalanche and refused aid from the ponies. Then what was even more enraging was when he thanked them for doing it anyway. It all could've been avoided if I was there. But I was on a trip during that time for establishing a trade with the dragons.... OF WHICH IT TURNED OUT MAY HAD BEEN CANCELED THANKS TO THE SACRED BOND FISACO?!.... Don't ask, it was yet another act of stupidity of Rutherford that only made things WORSE?! But even without that mess, I already had it at this point. If they weren't going to listen to reason, they leave me no choice but to force the issue. We're getting that staff, and no fairy tale about some giant snake that constricts the world is going to stop us.
 * Professor Spoonful: "....... So is that it, then? It's no wonder why you're so determined to seek out the staff...... I mean, making the Yaks intelligence is clear enough, but, really...... The main goal of yours is to redeem the fact that you couldn't fit in a socity that, while yes, I do agree that they picked an improper way to deal with their anichent sin, has only served to make you an outcast because, your a reminder of what Yaks used to be. Look, your highness, I want to bring a notable change to my home of Kludgetown as well, given the years of unchecked criminal activity it has exspearienced in thanks to the likes of Verko, if not those that are often worse then him, as much as I agree that you only want the Yaks to not hurt themselves over their mistake...... The differences between us however, is that I try to consider the balence between rewards and consiquences with each action. The reason the Am Fear was so successful in what it did was, well, likely, the scout probuly wasn't able to forfil the duty. Also, what exactly even brought the Am Fear to Yakyakistan to start with?"
 * Rum Bum: "Well all those lights he was exspearimenting with probuly didn't helped."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, there's your problem. It wasn't just the Yaks incompidence that ruined your days as ruler.... It's poorly, fickle fate. Those lights you brought in likely gave the Am Fear inadvertingly useful guide to find Yakyakistan."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Those, lights, were meant to make Yakyakistan the envy of the world?! A place many of Equestia and beyond would've loved to visit!"
 * Pines: "Well, yeah they look nice, but, you kinda didn't considered that you lived in the frozen north, which tends to be one of the harshest places ever! Ya can't exactly afford to stick out like a sore thumb there unless your as well protected as the Christail Empire, or else you may as well be lunch for the likes of that Am-a-fear!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Am Fear, Pines."
 * Yakbrain: "OKAY, FINE?! I ADMIT THAT I MOVED TOO FAST?! I GET IT?! But be made aware, it does not deter my aims to make Yaks better then they are now! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GET THE STAFF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "That's, another thing..... What if going after the staff is a dangerious idea? I mean, nevermind the Midgard Serpent which you established many times you don't think is real, I have did my reshurch on the staff, and, I won't dare deny why it was lost. It has became as corrupt as the Yakotaur of Lgend. I mean, I did planned to take it to Equestia and have it pureifived, but based on what that Pananian leader said, and the fact they seemed awfully determined to deter us, it's, possable this whole trip was a gamble not worth taking."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Please remember that my benufactor will not forgive any failure to retreve that staff!? And let's not forget your dept to Verko! I can't promise you that Verko's grip on that ruined town would ever be challnaged without that staff?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "But at the same time, that same power would run the risk of being attractive to Verko. And given rumors that he is but a stooge to someone worse, I'm, beginning to wonder, whether or not do I even want that staff anymore."
 * Yakbrain: "WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE CAN GO BACK ANYWAY?! THERE'S AN ICE WALL AND AN ARMY OF KILLER MONKEY-EQSED GOATMEN AFTER US?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "I didn't sense any intent of murder in them. I saw that they had sleep orbs. They most likely intented to capture us and place us into a sleep so they can erase our memories of this place."
 * Yakbrain: "That doesn't make them less of a threat to my desires to fix the yaks!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well, I have to say that bringing back a piece of their dark past may not be any more benifital. And I worry for your sake that you may not have a benvolent benufactor behind you. I shudder on what he could really be, espeically since you likely don't know what he really is to.... I mean, what if he's.... The Yakotaur of Legend?"
 * Yakbrain: "the Yakotaur of Legend was a physically fit beast! I would've recknidsed that!"
 * Sister Preyer: "Keep in mind that staying in Tartarus for a long time tends to negitvily effect physical attributes. The Yakotaur, without his power, could've ended up being a radically different being by time of his reported escape. This was true with Tirek when he is not filled with the Engery of Ponies."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Quietly) And Eagle-Beak."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh please, I'm too smart for any easily detectable deception by the Yakotaur. I would've seen through any rose."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Like what that Satyr chieften said.... Intelligence is not the same as wistom. The Yakotaur could've used your frustraightions on how Yak kind has been behaving against you and enticed you with the promise of your desires. And even if it's not the Yakotaur, it could very well be an intimiator, a loyalist, or someone playing devil's advocate with him. Either way, I beg of you to cancel this mad dash torwords the staff."
 * Yakbrain: "..... And what? Go back to a life of being underutilised as a trade establisher? Let Rutherford ruin us Yaks as dumb brutes?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "If that is what worries you about Rutherford's rule, then talk to your father about it. Find a compromise with your family."
 * Yakbrain: "IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS WITH ICE VALKYRIE GIVING AN UNAUTHERISED STORYTIME WITH YOU PEOPLE, MY, FATHER, HATES ME?!"
 * Pines: "I'm sure he doesn't hate you, he's, could just not be fond of the fact that-"
 * Yakbrain: "I'M NOT AS SIMPLE-MINDED AS RUTHERFORD?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "What he meant, is that maybe you obviously have a conflict of interest with your father. Perhaps in a misguided way, he was only trying to make sure you avoid playing risky games like this. Sometimes, there is such a thing as being too smart for your own good."
 * Yakbrain: "THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL, THROWING ME INTO AN ARENA PIT WITH A SNOW SERPENT WHEN I WAS A CALF?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Come now, I heard of more barbaric child raising traditions. With the Snow Serpent trail, at least Yak Younglings have learned fearlessness and thus can't be seen by the Serpent. That being said, well, you were obviously not ready for it."
 * Yakbrain: "..... And with my serpent-phobia, never will be. A young yak girl I cared for was bitten in the face by a Frost-bite Viper! The venom, destroyed her face?!..... She died the very next day..... She was given a very early burning ship funeral as a result..... I became FEARFUL, of snakes ever since!"
 * Pines: "..... Then MAYYYYYBE meeting the Midgard Serpent would NOT be a very good thing for you! I mean, compaired to that, Snow Serpents and Frost-Biter Vipers are litterally worms to the Midgard Serpent!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL THE MIDGARD SERPENT, IS A MYTH?!"
 * Professor Spoonful: And, if it isn't?
 * Yakbrain:..... I assure you all, it is! Those Panans are delusional. That tends to happen when you live in a caved anichent templed city inside a mountain for too long! The Midgard Serpent is just a story fabricated by the Sleipnirs of Asgardia to spook younglings into never stealing. I mean, come on! Steal from the Serpent and you risk the world being destroyed within a day by it's rage when it loosens it's integral constrictions to respond? What kind of idiot would believe something so far-fetched? It's nothing but a way to scare people and nothing more. So I refuse to hear another word about it. This is for the good of our homes, and we're not stopping for anything.
 * (Gilgamesh): (The ice wall was partially melted) WE'RE COMING OUT!!! (They broke through and chased them)
 * Valkyrien: (She flew in and pecked on Yakbrain's face) STOP!!
 * Yakbrain: "OWWWW?! ICE VALKYRIE, STOP HER?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: (She froze her in ice)
 * Yakbrain: You could've just used a permanent solution to that.
 * Ice Valkyrie: You really don't know anything, do you? Her species is lawfully protected due to being critically endangered. I kill her, I get sent to jail.
 * Yakbrain: Well, other ways besides killing her then?
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Oh can't you just be glad she's disabled at the least?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh bother, this mess is stressing even you out! The sooner we get that staff, the better we can leave!"
 * Master Molir: (He teleported in with reinforcements) I must inform you we Panans have magic, too.
 * Gilgamesh: (The others behind them came) YOU'RE DEAD MEAT, LITTLE BOYS!!
 * Valkyrien: (Muffled) WAIT, DON'T KILL THEM?! MAYBE ROUGH THEM UP, BUT DON'T KILL?! AT LEAST GET THEM TO UNFREEZE ME FIRST?!
 * Master Molir: You can't do this! You're endangering the entire world doing this!!
 * Yakbrain: Will you stop with the scare tactics already? There is no such thing as the Midgard Serpent! It's impossible and too unrealistic even beyond our world's standards to believe.
 * Master Molir: Buddy, we do we LOOK like jokers? We are not the ones for jokes, and we would not be this determined to keep it safe if it wasn't real. The Midgard Serpent is only conisdered myth because the Sleipnirs of Asgardia believed made people like you believed so, so the populace won't panic about the idea that the world is held togather by a giant serpent with sharing issues! But in truth, he can be held back from these destructive ways by giving it gifts..... Kinda like the bad way to handle a bad-tempered spoiled child. Thus it's the only thing that keeps the world together by the equator. Like a dragon, it doesn't like being robbed of gifts granted to it. We are doing this to protect the world.
 * Yakbrain: If it's real, then why has it never been seen since those times?
 * Master Molir: "BECAUSE IT HAS TO HOLD THE WORLD TOGATHER?! Yeesh, for a so called smart yak, your not very bright!"
 * Satyr soldier 1: "I don't think insulting him will help."
 * Master Molir: "Well it's not like he'll listen if I complimented him either way!"
 * Yakbrain: I mean, where's the evidence of the blasted thing's existence?! Even a single coil or shreds of skin could've been noticed. No evidence of it's existence, has been found. So why should I believe you? Now get out of the way and do not interfere again! The Staff does not belong to anyone. Not anymore. It's power can only be used for a greater good. You should all be ashamed to deny us this salvation.
 * Master Molir: WE ARE WARNING YOU!! WE'VE SEEN IT!!
 * Yakbrain: All you've seen is a figment of your imaginations.
 * Gilgamesh: DON'T DARE CALL US CRAZY!!! (He attacks as Ice Valkyrie froze his six fists to the ground in ice) URRGH!!!
 * Master Molir: "Okay, look! You want to not believe us about the Midgard Serpent? Fine! Live in your ignorent fantasies! But at least reckindise that the staff itself is dangerious?! If not just with the Yakotaur being out and about, but because it's temptation is very tainting! It is very tainted by the Yakotaur's enfluence, that even Alicorn Gods are barely able to resist it unless they're like the original King and Queen of the Alicorn gods!"
 * Yakbrain: Yes! That's why we will return it when we use it to fix Klugetown and New Yakyakistan. Unfortunately, we still won't take no for an answer. So if you wanna stop us, you'll have to kill us.
 * Gilgamesh: DONE!!
 * Yakbrain: "WAIT, THAT WAS MEANT TO BE DRUMATIC-"
 * Gilgamesh: YAAAAAA-
 * Master Molir: Gilgamesh, hold it! Clearly there's other solutions to this than that. This is flat out dangerous and too risky. Are you seriously willing to subject yourselves to the havoc that staff is capable of?
 * Yakbrain:...... A great future is never made, without risks! VALKYRIE!
 * Valkyrie: (He froze all of them in ice)... Is it really worth it, sir? What if what they said is true?
 * Yakbrain: Don't be absurd! We came too far to let any tall tales stop us from saving our people. The staff is finally ours. Now come on. (They left as a brief serpent-like structure slithered beneath a trench behind them as a faint shriek was heard)
 * The Staff was seen held on a straight and narrow streach of a path torwords the staff, held on a anichent rack in the theme of serpents.
 * The Group arrived.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Yes.... Yes.... AT LAST?! (CHARGES FORTH WITHOUT THE OTHERS AND ARRIVES AT THE END)! THE YAKOTAUR STAFF?! (Grabs it and held in celebration) AT LAST?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Okay, you got what you want. Now can we please- (The group saw a large figure rise behind Yakbrain as they gasped!):
 * Yakbrain was too caught up celebrating as the Midgard Serpent rose from the depths of the aybss, and saw Yakbrain with the staff.....
 * Midgard Serpent: "....... Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffffffffff (Hisssssss)......"
 * Yakbrain stopped celebrating and heard it.... He wimpered, as he slowly turned to look at the Midguard Serpent......
 * Midgard Serpent: "........ THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF?! (Screaming Echos caused an earthquate felt in The Bone Dry Desert!)"
 * Yakbrain: ".............. (High-Pitched) Ah, ah.... Ahhhh...... Ahhhhh...... Ahhh......."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Oh great, he's trumatised to the point that he's stuck in a fear stuper."
 * The Midgard Serpent roared as it was about to attack!
 * Ice Valkyrie: "YOUR HIGHNESS! (RUNS TORWORDS THE TRUMATISED PRINCE TO SAVE HIM?!)"
 * The Midgard Serpent opened it's great jaws as it's breath reeked of the ages, filling up everyone's noses!
 * Professor Spoonful: "GOOD GOLLY?! THAT THING SMELLS LIKE IT HAS INDEED BEEN AROUND FOR AGES?!"
 * Pines: "AND THAT IT ATE NOTHING BUT FISH AND SEAWEED FOR ALL IT'S LIFE?!"
 * Ice Valkyrie saved Yakbrain before the Midgard Serpent clambed down!
 * Preyer: I KNEW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!! WE'RE LEAVING THE STAFF!!
 * Rum Dum: Prince Yakbrain's orders! We're not leave that staff!
 * Preyer: YOU PREFER TO RISK YOUR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF EVERYONE ELSE ON THE PLANET FOR THIS?! HOW INSANE ARE YOU?!
 * Rum Dum: Well, the prince wants to make Yaks, not as stupid, so, his orders!
 * Preyer: "I thought you two were called the "Dum" twins!"
 * Rum Dum: "Oh don't ge me wrong, Bum is the completely stupid one, I'm the, not as stupid one. I mean, I admit I'm not rocket sciencetist, but-"
 * Preyer: YOUR MISSING THE POINT?!
 * Rum Dum: "I'm just saying that in order to realise the prince's dreams of de-stupidfying the yaks, we need that stick for his ben-a-fact-tor."
 * Preyer: YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAID BENUFACTOR RIGHT?! (The Midgard Serpent looked unamusingly at the fight) And besides, was stealing from this behemoth the best solution to that?
 * Bum Dum: Well, uh..... Yakbrain tried other ways. And now, he said that the stick thingie's our best shot now. Also, I may be the dumber twin, but even I think that the snake guy doesn't really wanna do this. Extremist bribes are the worst, and this in particular is frightening and extremely apocalyptic.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, just give back the staff before it gobbles us up by the second!!!
 * Bum Dum: Aw persawww, I'm sure it has like hoardes of gifts. What's a measly stick?
 * Pines: DUDE, YOU REALLY ARE THE DUMBER ONE?! IT'S A GIANT GODLY SERPENT?! IT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF IT'S GIFTS, IT'S GOING TO KILL THE ENTIRE PLANET!!
 * Rum Dum: THEN WHAT?! IT DESTROYS IT'S OWN GIFTS AND MASTERS AND EVERYTHING IT EVER KNEW?! WHAT'S THE POINT OF LEAVING THE WORLD TO CRUMBLE OVER A STUPID MAGIC STICK?! IT DOES THAT, WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT EVEN SERVE?!
 * Preyer: IT WAS MADE BY THE GODS!! IT'S AMORAL, SO IT SURELY HAS NO CONCERN FOR MUCH OF WHAT IT DOES!!!
 * Rum Dum: "Oh like being the product of it's time excuses this behavior?! I mean, it's basicly gonna break the world, over a stick?! A hunk of wood?! Something we'll eventually bring back anyway?! Honestly, it's being a giant brat about this?! (The Migard Serpent growled at that, scaring the Dum Twins!) YIPE?!
 * Midgard Serpent: (...... Growl-sighs and speaks in Smaug-like tone) You mortals disgust me by underestimating my ways of thinking! You think I HORDE my gifts? Many of the gifts I receive are magical and keep me in excellent shape. Many of them are under my watch to keep them safe from the forces of evil. Since the Sleipnirs of old defeated me and drove me back into this STRENUOUS job of keeping the world linked by the equator sentenced upon me by the Alicorn Gods after that rogue mistep of theres Lavan tried to destroy the world and recreate it, gifts were the only things that gave me purpose. It's not a matter of choice, because I have no choice. Something has to keep the world together. By taking the Staff of Yakotaur, it shows me that the world is a pitiful self-destructive wreck. You mortals may be disgusted by god amorality, but gods cannot help but have little to no care or concern for mortal affairs. So unfortunate to say that I could care less about your little yak and poverty problems. However... Because you caught me in a good mood with your hilarious mortal whims, I now have the pity to allow you this chance. Therefore, you may borrow the Staff for 2 days. You'll learn the hard way why I keep the Staff of Yakotaur safe. But, if it isn't back by that time... I'm coming after you.
 * Sir Tuxedo:... Seriously? You decide to give us the staff just like that? Aren't you worried about, being punished?
 * Midgard Serpent: Well in case you haven't noticed, (It's body was seen holding very fragle stalagties), It's not like I can just leave for too long. I am even lucky for the waterfull not too far from here that is from the Bermuda Ocean where I can eat SOMETHING?! I, am like a greek titan, condemn to hold a planet up because of the sins of another, and because it just so happened that I wasn't any better! That being said, it wouldn't be like the likes of whatever is left of the Alicorn Gods now would even let you keep it for even a mere day. And about being, "punished"...... I, am already exspeariencing the worse fate imaginable, as pre-mentioned...... I, am already in my own Tartarus so great, that I actselly regret the sins of my youth where I used to torment fishing boats and sailers mainly for fun. The Alicorns, saw to that, that I am made an exsample to any likewise beast of their creation, that the punishment for embarrising them like how I and Lavan did, is very, unpleasent. The worse they would do now, is make sure this place is censored off to the rest of the surface world so I won't look forword to visitors again. Compaired to what I am going through now, anything to attempt to top the harshness of being made to support a world like this, would end up amuse me more then humiliate me, maybe a waste of time at worse. Also..... It's the only clear way for you to learn the danger that staff poses. I can assume there is a bigger concern to retrieving the staff. It's likely that it's original master sent you to retrieve it.
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Usually, Yakbrain would insist otherwise, but.... (Yakbrain was still mindlessly fearstricten)....."
 * Midgard Serpent: ".... Ugggh.... Let guess? Non-believer proven wrong? My tongue hasn't exactly aged well, but I can still tell that he REEKS of typical mortal arrigance?! Also, that yak stink doesn't help."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "(Quietly) I told him to take a shower this morning!"
 * Midgard Serpent: "Now, ya may as well go on ahead..... Oh, and to be sure a certain SUM of you don't try anything, I'll have those bumbling Panans keep an eye on you..... Well, the moment they defrost anyway, if the ice powered unicorn's an indication.... (Ice Valkyrie)...... The One thing this old tongue is still good at, it's smelling magic. And, you also reek of a familier stench..... Of that, of a griffin of an equilly ignorent deludion of grandur, like the Yak Prince....."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Professor, Eaglebeak?"
 * Midgard Serpent: "Oh yessssssss. The wreckless simpleton who fell victim to a nightmare created by Equestrian's first outsider threat, that lead him to create countless things meant to counteract one, measely rogue alicorn. The vast he created were often, either failed exspeariments that didn't even survive past conception, or couldn't even get out of the drawing board. He only have 5, successful, attempts. Three of them were consingated by the native griffin goverment and censored from the world, to where not even the Alicorns knew of them. Then, there was only the 2 that ARE known, in a sense. An outsider dragon that would be kidnapped by a ludicristly alternate realm, and a pony of all things, and a pony who's magic, would even shame yours. Thing is, when neither of these attempts were, accepted in the end, he basicly turn to trying to coherse you silly mortals to turn Equestria into a war nation. Thing is, pre-cognitionly, even if he gotten exactly what he wanted, and all of those Anti-Alicorn defences were set up perfectly, it all would've ended miserably. He may be a talented hand in magic..... But he's still a mortal at the end of the day. All it took, was arrigance, and an act of trying to use a quick-fix solution that lead to an exile in litterally the worse world to do so, to ruin his aim. And you, are pretty much the only one who still believes in him...... Even when he has long deminstraighted that he has lost sight to his own point of even trying anymore, and assusiateing with more degenerates in each, passing failure. And look, where that loyalty has lead you...... (Eyes glowed and engulfed everything in a simulation)....."
 * It was sometime after the events of the non-flashbacked events of Magic University.
 * Twilight was in the midst of an acceptence speech before all of Canterlot.
 * Twilight: "It is with great pride that I humbly accept this honor of being the princess of.... A yet to be determined duty, to be honest. I mean, I kinda have to admit, I didn't, persay, planned to be a princess, I mean, I felt like I haven't done enough to really earned, and-"
 * An expoudtion was seen........
 * A group of rogue element/warrior themed MU students and their pets are seen as well, Valkyrie and Whitewood among them.....
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... What you said, is a GROSS, understatement?! You will, PAY, for your gross betrayal to Eagle-Beak!"
 * The citizens became concerned, yet confused.....
 * Twilight: "..... Annnnnnnd, you are.......?"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "...... WE, are the Exmentiles!"
 * Rarity: "The what now?"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "..... Exmentiles? Ya know, like Exile Elementals?"
 * Pinkie: "Ohhhhh! I get it! Your elementals and exiles! Oh, oh! Maybe your the entertainment I hired!"
 * Earth-themed Giant: "Oh, is that right, eh? WELL HOW'S THIS FOR ENTERTAINMENT?! (Stomps the floor and causes the ground to shake, breaking canterlot abit and nearly risking a cave-in and causing the City and the cliff to fall, as ponies panic) ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"
 * Fire-Themed Dragon: "DAMN IT, EARTH BARBARIAN?! WHAT DID'TH WE SAID'TH ABOUT BEING SUBTILE?!"
 * Giant (Earth Barbarian): "Oy! I don't recall you being the boss of me, Fire Knight!"
 * Wind-Temed Harpy: "CAN WE FOCUS, GUYS?!"
 * Water-Themed Sprite: "Oh, this is off to a GREAT start!"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "AHEM?! As, I was saying! I, Ice Valkyrie, leader of Eagle-Beak's prodominent elite! Have came here with Earth Barbarian, Fire Knight, Wind Amazon, Metal Thief, (A Metal Themed Goblin), and Poison Blacksmith! (A Poison-Themed Minotaur was seen dragging a masonry of weapons in), to seek revenge in Eagle-Beak's honor?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait wait wait, if you guys were with Eagle-Beak, then, where were you guys when he needed ya the most?"
 * Fire Knight: "We were attending a mission to recruit outsiders to swear alligence to the once new ruler of Equestria while the events of the usurp took place!"
 * Rarity: "..... He seriously, sent his best elites...... To go get new recruits, as suppose to, having you bunch around to protect him?"
 * Metal Thief the Goblin: "Well, it was actselly mainly Clare's idea, but Eagle-Beak gave her permission to tell the forces what to do, so-"
 * Applejack started to laugh!
 * Applejack: "I hate to break it to ya, but I'm afraid that looney old griffin really shot himself in the foot there when he allowed Clare to let ya'll be absint for pretty much the most vulerable time in that reign of his, and-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "SILENCE?! (The Ponies get scared)....... You have betrayed Eagle-Beak, Sparkle. You were coming to appresiate his words and even defended Skalesworth...... But you would betray all that, all because you began to bond with a local trouble making idiot?!"
 * Twilight: "Okay, consider my pet peeved! Taiku, is neither a trouble maker, NOR an idiot! I admit of having a rocky start with him, but- (Ice Valkyrie levitated Twilight torwords herself) WHOA?!"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "I, may not have the power to take away the wings themselves since they are of devine intervention..... But I can do something more, desistating..... I will take away your mastery in flight!"
 * Twilight: ".... Pffft! Is that it? I'll just have Rainbow Dash re-teach me to-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "(Darkly) PERIMENTLY?!"
 * Twilight: "..... (Now scared) And NOW I'm worried."
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: "Oh now you take me seriously, "Princess"? (To the crowds) And be warned that any attempt to intervine for her will end poorly for Canterlot, as Earth Barbarian deminstraighted..... That means, you all are to do nothing, as I rob Twilight's ability to fly like Celestia and Luna, forever! This spell requires absolute consintraction, any interuption and the effect will end up not being so periment!"
 * Twilight: "Ice Valkyrie, wait, you have to understand, Eagle-Beak was doing horrorable things! I had to stop him in the end! I-"
 * Past Ice Valkyrie began to use a complicated spell to magicly make Twilight incapable to fly as she would be rendered useless with the wings!
 * Twilight screamed!
 * Metal Thief: "Please keep in mind that the process is only ALITTLE painful! Otherwise, your joke of a princess will be fine! She'll just walk funny for a bit! Ha-ha!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "TWILIGHT?! (Zoomed in too fast for anyone to notice quick enough as Rainbow Dash kicked into Past Ice Valkyrie's horn, while not destroying it outright, but cracking it hard enough that it disrupts her spell and only leaves Twilight with her flying ability abit nerfed!)"
 * Ice Valkyrie gave out a blood-curdling scream!
 * Ice Valkyire fell from Whitewood due to the force of impact from Rainbow's kick!
 * Ice Valkyrie was in pain!
 * Ice Valkyrie: ".... AUUUGHHHHHHHHH?! MY HORN?!"
 * Twilight's friends came to her aide!
 * Applejack: "You allright, suger cube."
 * Twilight: ".... Well, like Ice Valkyrie said. Her spell was interupted, so, I may end up fly rather amaturely for awhile. But I'm okay otherwise, thanks to Rainbow Dash."
 * Earth Barbarian: "..... OH NOW YOUR FUCKING DEAD, FOR HURTING VALKYRIE LIKE THAT?! WE OUGHTA-"
 * Fluttershy: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT?! (The Exmentiles stared confused).... At least let me warn you guys about Pred Judu Des."
 * Earth Barbarin: "Tch. That has-been? What about him?"
 * Present Ice Valkyrie (As a simulation witness that can't interact with everything): "..... No."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, ya see, Pred Judu Des, doesn't tend to take kindly to mythics making any threats to ponies, espeically not in the fastion your doing..... He and the Sisters, won't, take kindly to it."
 * Present Ice Valkyrie: "SERPENT, PLEASE STOP?!"
 * Poison Blacksmith: "Pffft! Then bring it on?! What's the worse he can possabily-"
 * ???: "HEAAAAAAAAAAADS UP?!"
 * Poison Blacksmith: "Wait wha-" (Present Ice Valkyrie watched in horror as Pred and his daughters harmed her forces off-screen)
 * Past Ice Valkyrie: NO, STOP!!!
 * Pred: (He pushed her away) You've done enough sending these menaces here! I'm making sure they never use magic for evil again! (He stabbed Fire Knight in the throat, he cut off Earth Barbarian's arms, crippled and destroyed Wind Amazon's wings, dried up Water Sprite and turned her old, severed Metal Thief until he couldn't move, and stabbed Poison Blacksmith as the wounds were infected by his own poison)
 * Sharp-Pay: Game, over! (All the Exmentals fell with no way to defend themselves, as Ice Valkyrie distraught)
 * Ice Valkyrie:... YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'RE DEAD!!
 * Twilight: No! You've done enough! You just attacked canterlot, and in front of Celestia herself?! You have a LOT of explaining to do.
 * Ice Valkyrie: I was doing what was best for Equestria! Another princess is just asking for any threat out there to take advantage of yet more divine power, artificial or otherwise, to be abused. Nightmare Moon may no longer be a threat, but there's bound to be far worse beyond the horizon!
 * Twilight: That's not for you to decide! What you did is reckless endangerment.
 * Ice Valkyrie: YOU ALL ARE BLIND TO ANY THREAT THAT CAN EASILY CONQUER THIS LAND!!! I TRIED TO TELL YOU THAT THE FLAWS IN THIS KINGDOM WILL LEAVE IT VULNERABLE!!! BUT YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME!! SO YOU LEFT ME NO CHOICE BUT TO FORCE THE ISSUE!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Just forcing it is not going to change anything.
 * Ice Valkyrie: You all are so naïve! You just waste everything you have on frivolous joyful fun and games, when there are much bigger and more proactive things you can do with them. Twilight's the LAST pony who should be a princess.
 * Twilight: But Celestia chose me to be a princess. Are you saying she made the wrong choice? That can be considered an act of treason.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Call it what you will, I'm not going to wait idly by for you to doom our community to someone worse than Nightmare Moon. Eagle-Beak is in the RIGHT, to do what's best for our home. If you don't take this seriously, then I can't guarantee your safety, and there are threats out there that can and WILL take advantage of you. Somepony could get seriously hurt, and it WILL be your fault. Celestia is a blind fool who couldn't see danger if it destroyed her castle, and your brother has destroyed the competence of her royal guard.
 * Rainbow Dash: HEY! NOPONY INSULTS THE PRINCESS!
 * Twilight: AND YOU DO NOT INSULT MY BROTHER!
 * Ice Valkyrie: Well, am I wrong? Her decisions and failures have endangered Equestria time and time again, and the royal guard are unable to do their job right. I am trying to save our home.
 * Twilight: AND TO DO IT, YOU TRY TO CURSE ME?!? IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL TRYING TO SAVE US?! WHERE EVEN IS THE CONNECTION OF THAT?!
 * Ice Valkyrie: You are easily stressful and have a habit of making mistakes. One day, your mistakes and those of the princesses' are going to be your downfall. It's a cruel world out there. They will find this an opportunity. If you just listen to me just this once, I'll make everything right.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, who are you kidding? Eagle-Beak was an elitist who tried to overthrow Celestia and hurt people! You wouldn't know right if it destroyed your horn!
 * Ice Valkyrie: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! I AM TRYING TO GET YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES!!! WHY ARE YOU SO DIFFICULT?! WHY IS IT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ALL ARE VULNERABLE TO SMART OPPONENTS OUT THERE?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: How about we answer that question with another: What do you call all the threats we beat before?
 * Ice Valkyrie: Twisted dumb fate. All your victories, when you think about it, are the result of a simple string of dumb luck. Those prior threats either got overcompident, stupid, because of outsider aide, or a combination between the three! There's going to be threats out there that won't let fate stop them. I want to make sure that never happens.
 * Applejack: Oh, I'm sorry, were you not the one who tried to permanently destroy a princess's ability to fly, and in the process, commit several crimes?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... Well... Yes. But it was for a good reason-
 * Applejack: Then why SHOULD we listen to you? You're no better than Eagle-Beak. Heck, some part of me feels like saying even he might not approved of this. You still need to answer for this act.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You'll never be safe, unless you take the time to make yourselves safe!
 * Twilight:... (She froze her in place magically) You're under arrest in the name of Princess Celestia!
 * (Ice Valkyrie):... What is this supposed to prove? (The setting changed to after the events of the Movie)... Oh, now what?
 * Twilight and friends were seen togather after the party as Trixie and Starlight showed up.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well well well, if it isn't the princess of friendship prodogy and the FREAKING shell louger?! WHY THE HAY DIDN'T YOU TWO HELPED US OUT?!"
 * Starlight: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell."
 * Rainbow: "..... Really Trixie?"
 * Trixie: "OH EXCUSE ME FOR HAVING GREAT FAITH FOR STARLIGHT?!"
 * Starlight: "YA ALSO HAD ME CRIPPLED AGAINST A SERIOUS PROBLEM?! I COULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE TEMPEST WITH MY BACKLEGS TIED IF YOU HADN'T PLAYED DUMMY?!"
 * Trixie: "HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THAT BRUTE WOULD ACTSELLY BE SMART ENOUGH TO THINK LIKE THAT?! THE LOUGERS NEVER DEALT WITH MINIONS WITH THAT MUCH HINDSIGHT?!"
 * Applejack: "Are you saying yer used to minions being stupid?"
 * Trixie: "Well yeah. That's why they're minions....."
 * Rarity: "...... I think the Lougers need to upgrade their propectives about how villains work."
 * Twilight sighed......
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... What's up, Twi?"
 * Twilight: "..... I've..... I've been thinking about what Tempest said..... She..... She kinda reminded me of Ice Valkyrie."
 * Pinkie: "Was it the fact they had the same body type?"
 * Applejack: "That they both took worldview advice from the wrong fellers?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Or are you still down about the flying thing? I mean, you obviously got your flight mostly intact from our sessions, Twilight!"
 * Twilight: "It's, more like what Applejack said."
 * Trixie: "Wait, sorry, I have to stop this, who's Ice Val Ki-Ri!"
 * Discord appeared!
 * Discord: "Oh, she was this mean-spirited ice-powered pony that was pretty much a drop-out from MU-MU that was a die-hard Eagle-Beak loyalist that attacked Sparkle during an acceptence speech at least a week after the Lougers learned about her adventures at that place with a gang of elemental themed mythics she was apart of."
 * Starlight: "Well, whatever happened to them?"
 * Discord: "For the Mythics.... Pred Judu Des happened..... And keep in mind that this was WAAAAAAAY before even SAF's easter speical..... Nuff said."
 * Trixie: "Am I really surprised anymore? Also, why didn you or Pred and those crazy daughters of his for that matter helped us?"
 * Discord: "The plot of the movie forbid my interfearence and Pred & the sisters aren't canon."
 * Trixie: "I MEANT IN A NON-META SENSE, YOU TWAT?!"
 * Discord:... Weeeeeeellll.....
 * Discord: (After the Mane Six fell off the waterfall, he teleported in) MY FLUTTERSHY IN DANGER SENSES ARE TINGLING!!! WHO DARES MESS WITH- (Tempest turned him into obsidian stone with an Obsidian Orb)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!
 * Discord: As for the Pred-heads, well...
 * Pred: (The family was distracted by the mobs of Storm Guards allowing others to turn them to stone)... (Dubbed as YGOTAS Petrified Kaiba) SONOFABUUCH!!!
 * Discord: If you ask me, Ice Pony was right in a sense. I'd imagine she'd be very pissed that this whole mess even started and blame you.
 * Rarity: Oh, and what is she going to do about it? We had her locked up after she attacked. There's no way she'd-
 * Applejack: "Didn't she escaped the week after that same attack and disappeared into the frozen north?"
 * Rarity: "..... Ohhh....."
 * Twilight: Yes. That's why we'll be ready for her if she comes up again.
 * Discord: "Now now, ladies. How's about we stop worring about some Ice Cream pony, and spend some time togather? (Suddenly adorns an apron that reads "Kiss the Choas, Taste the Rainbow") I'm holding a celebatory BBQ'ed hay burger party at my place! My treat as a make up for not being very good intervention."
 * Twilight: Well, better to be safe than sorry, but, I'll let my guard down. Me and my family are gonna be off to see the Northern Stars tomorrow anyway. But remember that she likely wants revenge after all this.
 * Starlight: But look on the bright side, at least we forgotten about that drugged make out slip-up- Dawwwwwwww, I just had to bring it up! (They left)
 * Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs)... I still can't believe that happened. I got this scar trying to stop the Storm King's crazy storms from destroying the orphanage and my friends. The tornado he cast on Canterlot thrust extra ones in Vanhoover where I came from. Many of my friends are either missing or dead after that.... AND IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT!! And they even destroyed my MU friends' ability to use magic forever. I... I was on my own.
 * Midgard Serpent: Look at it this way, at least you didn't completely use that horn you have under that stabliser piece. You are lucky you had the chance to let that horn be intact, otherwise you'd share the same fate.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... You're omniscient, right? Do you know why I side with him even to this day?... Because I understand him more than anyone who ever served him. My life was a serious mess. I was an orphan who lost my parents in a Queen Chizpurfle attack in Vanhoover. Nothing in their defenses could save them. That beast ate their magic and then ate them as I just stood there and watched. I was lucky enough to be saved by the Royal Guard. I sided with Eagle-Beak because I never wanted anypony to be hurt like that again. He was the only one who had the chance to make Equestria more proactive. There are threats out there that could easily destroy us, and given the Storm King did it with little to no effort, the fact that the Equestrian Military is as reliable as a BP pipe, AND EVEN THE PRINCESSES ARE F*****G USELESS... HE'S RIGHT! Equestria needs him more than ever. In fact, I confronted them after the Storm King's attack! THEY STILL REFUSED HELP FROM SOMEONE AS PROACTIVE AS HIM!!! Equestria needs better protection than those incompetent Froot Loops!! I was appalled that they never bothered to be more defensive. What kind of leader does that? Eagle-Beak and I warned them that it would be too easy, and they never listened. Then the Storm King proved that it WAS too easy to conquer Equestria! But after ALL that... THEY STILL REFUSED TO HEED TO OUR WORD!!! HOW THE F*** COULD THEY BE SO BLIND?! I hate to agree with her in her fanatic ways of thinking, but Tempest was right. All this power we wielded was not used for ANY proactive uses and just wasted on frivolous ones. EQUESTRIA IS JUST AS ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION AS YAKYAKISTAN!!!... (Takes deep breath)... So I left Equestria to try and find help. Try to find SOME chance to continue where Eagle-Beak left off. (Sighs)... So far, I found no success. Nobody wanted to help. The rest of the world was just too hostile and full of itself.
 * Midgard Serpent:... Well, yes, I am omniscient. But in a different way. It comes with holding the world in place. I know about this world. There are lands out there that are hard to understand. Most of them look down upon your land for the same reason. In fact, what makes the Storm Clan so infamous is that they know the world more than anyone else because of their long history of conquering. They believe that they are the only ones who can truly rule the world based upon the setting and hardships of the lands around them. Believe me when I say, there can be more reason to their 'blindness' than you think. Why do you think the Storm Clan never conquered them until the Storm King came? It's clear that they couldn't until Tempest came and gave them the info they needed. The fact that the Princesses were 'useless' and the military 'sucks'. That was literally all they needed. Equestria was not weak, but optimistic. They see what good can come from situations like this, rather than what the consequences can hold. It was how they thrived. They faced countless threats, and Princess Celestia is known to have prophetic abilities. When you think about it... She's not as useless as you think.
 * Ice Valkyrie:... THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!! IF SHE CAN SEE THE FUTURE, WHY CAN'T SHE DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!
 * Midgard Serpent: Try to understand that Celestia, doesn't believe in fighting fate and desteny, or it will end up crueler then initionally. You know as well as I that future events cannot be prevented, only built up. There's nothing that can be done to prevent a future event. That's why Celestia is optimistic. She can't stop these futures from happening. She can only help it be more beneficial to those around them. As wisemen of any world and age would say.... One often meets their desteny in the road to avoid it.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Well, I'm afraid all that tells me is that those abilities are best not available. Unrealistic expectations are more harmful than beneficial in my point of view. It's best we create our OWN future. One where we know we can be safe. You can make whatever excuse you want, but it just doesn't hold water. I support Eagle-Beak because I see what he sees in a much broader scope. The ponies won't accept him, so it's all up to me to save them from themselves.
 * Midgard Serpent:... You mortals always have to learn things the hard way. This is why I rarely give advice.... Very well. It's clear that you too can only learn for yourself. But be made aware.... There's no garrentie that fates would be so kind with your horn next time. (Sinks into the depths)......
 * Yakbrain: ".... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. (Faints)......"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh now the idiot faints........"
 * Sister Preyer: "...... Valkyrie, is, is this true?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "The Midgard Serpent rarely lies. He sees no point in it since he is already suffering an exsample of cruel fate. So, he rathers be bluntingly honest."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... I bet you hate me now, now that you know everything, Sister."
 * Sister Preyer: "The Church do not believe in grudges."
 * Pines: "But in my personal opinion, trying to perimently de-fly the princess was still not cool!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "HOW ELSE, WAS I SUPPOSE TO AVENGE EAGLE BEAK?!"
 * Sister Preyer: "I understand this, but, based on what the Serpent said, Eagle-Beak may had been the wrong worring too much about a future he might not be able to prevent then to trust in the alicorns."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "How can he? At the time, Celestia was blindly hopeful that friendship would stop Nightmare Moon's return?"
 * Bum Dum: "Well, I heard it kinda did, so-"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "STAY OUT OF THIS, DUMS!?"
 * The Dum Twins paniced!
 * Professor Spoonful: "Miss Ice Valkyrie, we know why you are devoted to this griffin, but to my understanding, he wasn't what Equestria needed, nor wanted in the end. He has long passed the point of being what you knew him as."
 * Sister Preyer: "Please understand that Eagle-Beak may not be the messiah you mistook him as. Please. Your parents wouldn't've wanted this from you."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Eye twicthes as she glared at the exbadition group)..... Consider yourself lucky that your're a member of a church, Sister. Otherwise, I usually do NOT tolerate people who reference my family like that?! You never knew my parents?!"
 * Sister Preyer: Well, now I wish to know. How special were they that drove you to agree with Eagle-Beak?
 * Ice Valkyrie:... (Sighs) Because my mother was a successful student of Celestia, and a good noble fighter, and my father was a diligent royal guard and one of the few who was actually competent. Jarred Squall and Hopeful Semblance were the best couple to fight for Equestria and I believed they could never lose as heroes when I was a filly. Heck, Ice Valkyrie isn't my real name. It's Arcane Squall. Ice Valkyrie is just my elite name from my group. I had them when I traveled the world searching for help. From the deepest seas of the Maricolous Ocean, to points higher than the peak of Mount Everhoof. Again, the people were too concerned with their own problems more than that of ours. Ice Valkyrie was the name I used when traversing the poles. That's when I found Yakbrain and decided to help him since his society has a similar problem.
 * Sister Preyer: ".... Then surely you would understand that Jarred and Hopeful would've wanted you to rise above tragity and negitive enfluences like Yakbrain.... Let alone Eagle-Beak. Clearly you would know that your parents would approve of neither of them."
 * Ice Valkyrie: I know. I don't particularly like the extremes I'm taking. I'm sure they don't appreciate them either. But nopony understands what I'm trying to get across, and all they do is make things worse. Call me a sort've Batmare, I don't want anypony else to lose their lives to something too strong for them. I just have trouble taking the first steps because they're too slippery. I fail to see how they can be so joyful when a threat is on the horizon! They might as well paint targets on their flanks! They have so much and yet they don't know the best thing to do with it. It's like trying to run a business comprised of idiots! They just don't understand the gravity of the situation.
 * Professor Spoonful: Look, guys, let's discuss this on the way back to my place. In case you forgotten, the Midgard Serpent gave us 2 days to use this staff, and the clock's already started ticking, so let's move! And before you bring out that benufactor, well, he can stand to wait alittle longer. Now, who's gonna pick up the "good" prince?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "..... Whitewood."
 * Whitewood proceeded to gently picked up Yakbrain with it's jaws and placed him on it's back, able to hold him find dispite the size and girth.
 * Pines: "..... Hey, that wooden dog creature's awesome. How did you came to meet it?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I adopted Whitewood as an abandoned pup when her parents were consumed by Chippermites, the wood-eating cousins of Twittermites. Imagine fleas, ticks, and termites mixed with Twittermite genes, and you have basicly tiny buzzsaws being able to reduse even a great redwood to nothing but a shame of it's former glory..... Timber Wovles fear them for a reason."
 * Pines: "What!? Your big wooden golum dog is afraid of tiny little bugs?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I had said they eat wood, didn't I?"
 * Pines: "Well yeah, but Timberwolves are BIG, and those bugs are tiny!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well if size did not matter to the defeaters of the Midgard Serpent, do you seriously think it's any different between these two creatures?"
 * Pines: "Well, when you put it like that-"
 * Professor Spoonful: "I thought so. Now, let's leave this place. (The group leaves.)"
 * Yakbrain was still unconjustus and seen in the guest bed.
 * Professor Spoonful: "(Observing the staff) It may end up being temporary, but I am nonetheless glad I am able to witness the Staff itself."
 * Sister Preyer: "But I'm worried if it's even safe to have that around Klugetown.... It would be easily too attractive to the lost souls here, let alone Verko."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh I assure you, once I figure out the staff in my pace, no brazen crook would dare come after the staff."
 * A Little Garder Snake was listening, and slithered off.
 * Verko: "SO, YA THOUGHT YA CAN MESS WITH ME WITH A SKUNK-ASS FUR RUG, LICK VILDE?!"
 * A Nick Wilde Look-a-like Fox and a Judy-Look-A-Like friend were seen.
 * Lick Vilde: "Hey, hey, come now, Verky, babe, I made sure it was desmelled!"
 * Verko: "IT'S STILL, THE FUR, OF A SKUNK'S, ASS?! THAT ALONE, IS GROSS?! And worse off...... I WASN'T ABLE TO STOP MY GRANDMAMA'S FUNERAL AS SHE WAS BURIED IN THAT RUG AS PER TRADITION?!"
 * Bunny: "..... OH SWEET CRUD, LICK?! REALLY!?"
 * Lick: "Look, if ya want, we'll just go right back to Zingdom in Abyssinia and uh, never bother you, again?"
 * Verko: "..... You think I'm stupid, Lick? Cause I can OBVIOUSLY see, that your with one of the royal guard of the king of Zingdom?! SO ON TOP OF YOUR DEGRADING OF SWEET GRANDMAMA, WHO WAS KIND ENOUGH TO TREAT YOU LIKE FAMILY, LICK, YA BRING A GUARD HERE?!"
 * Lick: "Not, purposely, because ya see, she scammed me into helping her find a lost otter who went missing cowinidently after he settled a dept with ya!"
 * Verko: "ARE YOU TRYING TO APPLY THAT SOME SAP'S BAD LUCK WAS MY FAULT?! I may be scum, but I'm FAIR scum?! After people like that otter paid their dept, I leave them alone! It's as simple, as that!"
 * Bunny: "Ahem! I am more then a random guard, I am Marcy Lagomorthen, and I want to know where you last seen Mr. Otto Emmetson?"
 * Verko: "I had my private Airship guy take him back home. He was too nice fer Klugetown anyway. Espeically with a wife as sweet as his and some cute snot-noses with him! Ya might knew him as Sanchez, a black panther. Reminded me too much of Founder Fortuna, but whatever. He's still a nice guy, great driver, but a paranoid nutcase! He actselly believes in crazy legends like the Midgard Serpent and Taiklar Blackheart, can ya believe that?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Lick: "(Laughs) Yeah, that Sanchez, always a worried wort! (Laughs!)"
 * Verko: "But all the same...... I can't have a guard know too much about my operations here!"
 * Lick: "Diididididididididididididididididi-Don't worry, she's, she's hardly creditable with the captain of the guard Toro. That water buffalo is a HUGE brute when it comes to upholding the law. In fact, Marcy here's barely even a real gaurd, she's actselly just the announcer chick for the guard! How bout that?!"
 * Verko: "A guard's a guard, Lick! And both you and the rabbit are going down?!"
 * Two thugs grabbed the duo!
 * A trapped door opened to show a pit of lava with sharks in it!
 * Lick: "LAVA SHARKS!? REALLY?!"
 * Verko: "Hey, if one thing doesn't kill ya, another will. What can I say? I'm an A++++ Student, IN OVERKILL?! HAVE A NICE SWIM, LOSE- (The Garder Snake showed up) GAH?! WINSTEN?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO INTERUPT ME WHILE I'M WITH- (Saw that the thugs were knocked out and that the duo were gone)..... WHAT HAPPENED?!"
 * Thug 1: "(Dazed) Dude, that was one fast, and tough, bunny."
 * Verko: "IDIOTS?! (Groans) This is coming out of their paycheck! (To Winsten) THIS BETTER BE GOOD, WINSTEN?!"
 * Winsten: "(Igor voice) But it is, Verko. It's the professor. He's got it."
 * Verko: "..... The flu?"
 * Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko. The Yakotaur staff."
 * Verko: "..... Which Yakotaur in speifific, exactly?"
 * Winsten: "No, Mr. Verko, Of Legend! The Yakotaur of Legend!"
 * Verko: "Wait, ya mean the son of two warlords, each a union between a remaining strain of Magic-Capable Minotaurs and Yaks of the Frozen North that tried to breed the ultamate conguror but went bad shit insane and had to be punched into Tartarus?"
 * Winsten: "Yes, yes, Mr. Verko!"
 * Verko: "..... WELL WHY THE GUNK DIDN'T YA SAY SO INSTEAD OF PLAYING STUPID GUESSING GAMES?!"
 * Winsten: "Sorry, Mr. Verko."
 * Verko presses a button.
 * Verko: "JANICE, CALL IN THE GANG?! My, "investment", with that crazy Spoonbill has FINALLY paid off! I need them to come with me to collect the result!"
 * Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
 * Verko: "Oh, and uh, bring my coffie aroud 9:10, will ya? And I want the marshmellows and the caramel cream taste in them this time, Janice, or it's coming out of your salery!"
 * Voice: "Yes Mr. Verko."
 * Wisten: "Oh, the caramel cream, sir?"
 * Verko: "What can I say, that's good shit! And now, evil laughter! (Laughs wickedly!)"
 * Pines: (They analyzed the Staff)... Well, the magic used by this thing has some ounce of extinct Minotaur magic, along with Panan magic given the red collector crystal, so I guess one of the warlords, likely the Minotaur one, had this thing imported from Pana, and man, it's oozing with black magic. They weren't kidding, this thing can f*** a lot of s*** up.
 * Sister Preyer: As a religious person, I would advise you don't use ablest language like that.
 * Pines: Babe, this is Klugetown. Even Verko wouldn't give a gunk about what religious people want. You chose to live here, so you put up with it's antics.
 * Sister Preyer: Correction, my FAMILY chose to be here. I am not just a religious person, but I am a MODEST one. I didn't wanna leave our home, but they made me.
 * Pines: Nevertheless. Now, as long as we understand the consequences of using this dark weapon, we need to-
 * Yakbrain: (Shown to have waken up at this point) Forget that! We get the point. We got what we need, and we have 47 hours to do what we must with it. Now let's go.
 * Professor Spoonful: Prince Yakbrain, this is serious stuff. This staff is clearly not child's play. You need to-
 * Yakbrain: Look, we got a lot to do in 2 days, so can we not waste time which could be spent doing what we intended with fancy science babble?
 * Professor Spoonful: Sir, with all due respect, we are only trying to acsess the risks it holds-
 * Yakbrain: Look, we can work out any bugs later. Right now, time is money. We must move. (They open the door to see Verko)
 * Verko: HEEERE'S VERKO! (Snickers)
 * Professor Spoonful: (Shrieks cartoonishly) V-V-V-V-VERKO!!!!
 * Ice Valkyrie:... The crime boss you're so afraid of... Is a naked mole rat?... (She laughed along with Rum and Bum) You're kidding me! I could peel his skin like a banana easily.
 * Rum Dum: "Sure he looks gross, but other then that, how is HE a mobster?!"
 * Sir Tuxedo: Uh, Ice, my family back in the Frozen South don't even wish to mess with the guy. He didn't exactly get where he is now by himself. He's bound to have thugs with him.
 * Verko: Ahh, if it isn't King Charlatan's little nephew! How does it feel to be exiled with him and your cousin Edgar to the South for your crimes?
 * Sir Tuxedo: Not as painful as your obnoxious dry voice, pinkie.
 * Verko: Hey, be careful when you say "Pinkie", I still have bad memories of that encounter, and not just for the literal slur for my species! But besides the point. Come on, we used to be pals. Remember how you aided my capture of former Klugetown senators with your uncle's ice magic? (He and others were shocked) Ohhh, I guess they weren't supposed to know that!
 * Sister Preyer: So that's how you knew about him?!
 * Bum Dum: "Huh. No wonder people looked at you so scornfully, Tux."
 * Sir Tuxedo: You know also know why I almost didn't wanted to come here.
 * Yakbrain: "...... Is, is that why your stuck with me then?"
 * Sir Tuxedo: Yes, but blame my uncle for following along! Edgar warned me not to trust him, but I was convinced it was the right thing to do for our people. It's a mess in the Frozen South. Monsters and dangers around every corner. We were desperate. I left the family after Verko betrayed us.
 * Verko: Look, if it helps, if the big boss himself hadn't desided that actselly living up to the promise was a diffcult investment, I would've totally kept it otherwise. I just had to follow his orders, nothing personal. But ya know, I ain't here to reunite with some flightless waddle, I'm here to settle my debt to Spoonful! Winsten couldn't help but notice you got something valuable. Put it simply, I want the Staff of Yakotaur.
 * Sir Tuxedo: Oh, you CANNOT be serious!
 * Verko: As serious as a heart attack! Hand it over and I'll be out of your feathers forever, Professor.
 * Yakbrain: "Now listen here, mole rat! I have a benufactor that wants that staff too!"
 * Verko: "Well I would like for him to show up here and tell it to my face!"
 * ???: Consider your wish, granted, you furless vermin.
 * Verko: WHO SAID THAT?! I'M- (He was shocked as behind him was a hooded figure slightly taller than a Minotaur)
 * ???: What's the matter? Did you not requested for me to inform you that I desire that staff myself?
 * Sir Tuxedo: Ohhhh, you're dead.
 * ???: YAKBRAIN! The Staff! (Yakbrain handed him the staff)
 * Sister Preyer: WAIT, DON'T!! (The figure grabbed the Staff and held it, as the power sparked and gave the figure's bone-skinned arms magical holographic musles and looks as if a power long depraved was restored)... (The figure looks at Verko)...
 * ???:... So... You want to take it now, mole rat?
 * Verko:... I- (The figure fried him cartoonishly with the staff)... Not again! (He fainted)
 * ???:... Yakbrain, it's time for you and your ilk to leave these forsaken lands.
 * Prince Spoonful: Wait, what about us?
 * ???: I rendered Mr. Verko unable to move for months. That should be payment enough for your assistance. And be grateful, I was generious enough to even do such. (Teleports himself and Yakbrain's group before Professor Spoonful can do anything)!
 * Professor Spoonful: "..... Oh no...... What have I done?"
 * ???: "You likely inadvertingly helped kick-start what could be Equestia's latest problem, from the looks of it."
 * Capper was seen casually leaning against the fence.
 * Sister Preyer: Well, look what the cat dragged in. HIMSELF!
 * Capper: Oh, how original!
 * Pines: Hey, Cap! How's life been for you since you beat Storm King?
 * Capper: Smooth. I don't have to worry about Verko since he was scared from me for some strange reason. How've YOU been since that ruckus at Lady Alea's casino/bordello/theater/pizza shop? Jaguar's hot in more ways than one.
 * Pines: Eh, she decided to be fair for once. The cheat was settled thanks to you. You've done a lot for Klugetown.
 * Capper: Well, got nothing better to do since I lost Chummer. So, Spoonful? You wanna tell me what that was all about, hmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm?
 * Professor Spoonful: "Oh bother, Capper. Are you here to mock me about how my archiological find and aimed to fix this town backfired? Well can you please not? I'm not in the mood for any mockery."
 * Capper: "Relax, If you hadn't noticed by now, I'm here to be a good sport. I know some friends that would be more than happy to set those guys straight. But your gonna have to work with me, Professor. What exactly happened in that field trip of yours?"
 * Professor Spoonful: "No offence, Capper, but I was already in a difficult position to trust any outside force, let alone a con-cat like you. How can you expect me to trust you now, given what just occured?"
 * Capper: You slow, amigo? I'm not a charlatan anymore. I'm the town hero. It's what my friends would've wanted since I made up for selling them out to Verko by helping them take down King Storming Voice.
 * Professor Spoonful: Again, no offense, there's still a lotta stuff bad about you. Post-Storm King, you scammed Fallax.
 * Capper: Ugh, and the misconceptions continue! It's SO amazing they still listen to that lying cape fox Quae in the Gazette in service to Verko! And I thought Mendax was an overrated fox. Look, I did that because that lizard cheated some of my local friends and I cheated them back.
 * Professor Spoonful: What about the time when you stole from that rich bearded dragon Iuba?
 * Capper: He was a worse con artist than me, so I took all he stole and gave them back.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well, let's not forget about how you lead that croc pirate Crockett here.
 * Capper: This band of ground squirrels in the Sandy Gang stole from him and I did him a favor. There wasn't much damage done since I showed him kindness.
 * Professor Spoonful: What about-
 * Sister Preyer: Professor, just give it up. He has nothing to gain helping us... At least, nothing criminal. He's pretty much our only chance to fix this.
 * Capper: Yeah. Besides, Klugetown doesn't have much concern not just for Verko's... Situation... (He looks at an immobilized Verko and sticks his finger in his nose scoffing as it stood that way)... But because the town's still recovering since, you know, a giant windmill wheel ran over most of the place and hurt a lotta people. I have a hard time even saying it wasn't the ponies' fault. So, hostility is at an all-time low. Gives me a chance to go out and save the day again. So, you guys in?
 * Professor Spoonful: ".... Oh, bother. I suppose it's better then being shunned in this miserable town for helping a would-be danger to the world, let alone, another more dire concern..... Come inside Capper, I'll prepare you a drink.... Believe, you'll very well need it, because the tale may be hard to swallow."
 * Capper: "I seen my fair share of crazy things. Try me.
 * Capper: (He spits out his tea frantically) YOU MET THE FRIGGIN MIDGARD SERPENT, AND STOLE FROM IT?!
 * Pines: More like it allowed us to have for 2 days, to give us time to learn a hard lesson.
 * Capper: Wow, and I thought Chummer made ridiculous choices. You guys decide to flat-out steal from a serpent that holds the planet together by the equator? You guys, or at least your yak friends, are stupider than I thought.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well what would you do if you wanted to fix this cesspool of an unfinished town?
 * Capper: Ya could've just as easily joined that duck that wants to do it! Less likely to risk woirld destruction, garrentied! Still, that guy was generous enough to help you guys out for your help by having Verko temporarily out of commission. He would've exploited anything, the damage done by the windmill included. So he technically did make it easier for this place. Point is, getting something from a giant serpent and dooming the world, is not a good solution.
 * Professor Spoonful: Apparently so! But in our defence, Yakbrain has insisted the Midgard Serpent was a myth until actselly meeting it himself.... And then the Prince fainted at the sight of it after it left.
 * Capper: "(Laughs abit), And he calls himself the smartest yak of the spieces."
 * Professor Spoonful: "Well give him credit, at least unlike the others, he didn't spoke in primitive diliect and shouted "YAK SMASH" for when he gets upset."
 * Capper: "Doesn't make what he did any less stupid on how his brother almost caused a war over a piano."
 * Sister Preyer: And I think I was right about the nature of the prince's benefactor. He seemed to know how to properly wield the staff, so it's likely THAT was the original owner.
 * Professor Spoonful: "If so, then either Yakbrain is blind to this or was tricked to believe otherwise. The second being the most likely since he assumed that the Midgard Serpent was a myth."
 * Capper: "If so, then yeah, I'm starting to doubt that he's the smartest Yak even more every second of this!"
 * Professor Spoonful: "And I feel respondsable for encouraging this. If this is the staff's original owner, then I worry about what fate awaits the yaks."

Chapter 3: A Yakking Development
A few moments into the aftermath of the last episode. At the Christail Empire. Outskirts Crystal Castle Front Yard Later...
 * A train was seen heading to the Christail Empire.
 * The Ponies and the Lougers were seen inside.
 * Icky: "So let me get this straight.... The reason why Rurtherford acted like such a doofus in his premere episode, was because his intelligent bro told him that you guys were great copycats and that your awesome of making people feel right at home?"
 * Pinkie: "Yup-yup-yup!"
 * Tempest: "...... I can't believe anyone would actselly be stupid enough to fall for such a lie. Let alone declare war on a nation with Alicorn Gods protecting it."
 * Grubber: "Well yeah. Pre-Storm King, even the Storm Clan stayed away from Equestria for that reason!"
 * Twilight: "Well, the Yaks are obviously, extremely laxed in intelligence."
 * Gazelle: "Well based on what you said, it doesn't sound like that Rutherford enjoys a good relationship with his brother."
 * Rarity: "Well, Yakbrian was the intended heir to the Yakyakatani throwne, but then his father casted aside for offering too many changes, which include, proper education and attempts to introdused science, and picked Rutherford instead because.... Yaks are heavily for tradition and, "Being Simple"."
 * Duke: "Well no wonder why the guy's such a priss! He was promised the world in an oyster, but it was given to a numb-nut instead."
 * Fluttershy: "But Rutherford's a yak, not a nut."
 * Pinkie: "Is this like how Rainbow Dash thought Fluttershy was a tree?"
 * Duke: "..... Oy....."
 * Lord Shen: "..... That begs the question...... Alot of the Yaks' culture is a mystery, like.... Why were they so isolated to begin with."
 * Twilight: "Well, shorces for that infomation are limited, but, it is often having something to do with an event that happened in the days before the Fear Wars. Thing is, that event isn't exactly properly recorded becuase, well, it was something before the fear wars. Alot of events that happened Pre-Fear Wars, tend to end up being, obscured."
 * Gazelle: "Well, did Rutherford ever explained a deeper meaning behind his self-entitled attatude and way he wants to improve Yak culture?"
 * Pinkie: "Rutherford said that's, "(Gruff Voice) PRIVATE YAK BUSINESS?!", so, I guess that was his way of saying, it's too personal to talk about."
 * Applejack: "Well obviously Rutherford doesn't want us to feel uncomfertable with his family's dirty laundry. I kinda don't see how it's our business."
 * Boss Wolf: "Don't take it the wrong way, but, what if the reason the Yaks were isolated from the rest of the world to begin with was because it involved with an obscured threat that wasn't able to get properly recorded because the Fear Wars became too mainstream?"
 * Icky: "And what's to say Yakbrain won't be in some way involved to even minorly trigger it?"
 * Twilight: I'm sure we'll deal with that in due time. Right now, it's almost Hearth's Warming. The last thing we need is another threat ruining it beyond repair.
 * Pinkie: And if it does, I'll have another chat with Yakbrain. If he gets in the way of a holiday break, I will NOT be happy.
 * B.O.B: Eh, when has a threat ever survived by Christmas time?
 * Skipper: When has a threat ever survived by Kairi and Spyro's Sibling Anniversaries?
 * B.O.B:... Touché.
 * Alex: Let's just keep calm and make sure that's never a case. Not many of our special events avoided an eavesdrop from a villain. Not even Christmas. That's when our common foes take breaks. They do have their own Santa since last year, you know.
 * Icky: "Besides, I bet Rutherford is looking forword for some holidaying with Pinkie. Just be sure ya don't end up causing an avalanche again."
 * Pinkie: Actually, this time, they decided to spend the holidays here. ISN'T THAT GREAT?!
 * Twilight:... I, guess... As long as there's no property damage. The economy has a hard time dealing with it since crazy incidents like that revelation that we had to pay a huge amount of money to the griffins or they'd legally own most of Equestria. Seriously, I still question whose brilliant idea it was to pay for a part of Equestria where MY HOMETOWN AND THE BUCKING CAPITAL'S AT!!! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! WHY BUILD THE CAPITAL ON SOMETHING UNPAID?! UGGGGHHHH!!!
 * Po:... When did this happen?
 * Twilight: In our first Convocation of Creatures in 750 years days ago. I mean, that was so illogical! Why in the Alicorn Gods' names, would anyone build the capital upon something that could potentially be given back to the griffins and thus drive millions of ponies out of their homes!! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY START A WAR COULD BE SET UP SO NONSENSICALLY LIKE THAT?! WHY WAS NOPONY KEPT TO SPEED ABOUT IT?!? THIS IS STUPID!!! (She was like this)
 * Spike:... I'm starting to think she has issues.
 * Rarity: Peh! You think you've had it rough with the economy? What outrageous regulation says that landlords can blackmail you by raising rent? That's just extortion.
 * Fluttershy: I have problems with the increased aggression of the market place to where extortion and illogical inflation is very frustrating.
 * Twilight: Well... It is Hearth's Warming, so let's just not worry about it... Unless the arriving yaks decide to not be courteous.
 * Gazelle: "Well it's not like they would do something realy estupido again."
 * The Yakyakistanis are seen freaking out expendnationally as in their panic they end up breaking parts of the christail empire!
 * Yakkity was seen in a fetal position wimpering phathicly!
 * Candence and Shining Armor stared shocked as Flurry looked on giggling in amusement.
 * Flash Sentry was looking on bewildered as well....
 * Flash: ".... Soooooooooooooooooo..... Has, anyone asked the Yaks anything?"
 * Yakkity: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-Yak Seer gave scary prediction?! The Yakotaur?! THE YAKOTAUR?!"
 * Candence: "Can we see this Yak Seer?"
 * Yakkity wimpered again!
 * A Young Yak came up.
 * Young Yak: "Hey, if your looking for the Seer, she's resting just on the outskirts of the Christail Empire."
 * Shining: "Thanks little one. (Shining and Candence charged off as Flurry was placed in Flash's care.)"
 * Flash: "..... (Sarcasticly) Gee. I went from being the defeater of Magmatacus, to babysitter..... Typical Equestrian life."
 * Flurry Heart: (Gives him an adorable coo, look, and large beady eyes)... Hiiii!
 * Flash:... HRRRRRGH!... NO... NOT DYING FROM CUTENESS AGAIN!... I WILL NOT BE SLAIN!!!
 * Flurry Heart: (Giggles)
 * Flash:... Okay, I'm down. (He faints as Flurry Heart played with his comatose body and put up a force field to protect herself from the yaks' chaos as Flash Magnus looked from FS's room in an amusing yet concerned fashion)
 * A very old female yak with an Oogway like staff staring blankly onword out.
 * Candence and Shining arrived.....
 * Candence: "..... Keep in mind that the Seer is mute, so, she speaks through writing in the snow."
 * Shining: "Got ya. Uh, excuse me, miss, Yak See-er? Can you, explain, err, write down what is wrong?"
 * The Yak Seer lifted her staff upside down and seems to look as if she started to draw in the snow.
 * Shining: "Aw don't tell me she's doing an art project in a time like this!"
 * Candence: "No, she's writing to show us what's going on! We should pay attention!"
 * Shining: I hope so. Otherwise those yaks are just messing with us. (Yak Seer bonked him on the head with a cartoonish sound effect)... I'll shut up. (They saw what she wrote in the snow as it was a magically-drawn and molded depiction of the event, explaining everything as the snow turned into an animated depiction showing Yakotaur's history)... I, don't get it. A Yakotaur? There's plenty of them in Minotauria.
 * Cadence:... I think she's referring to the fabled Yakotaur of Legend. Celestia told me he was banished to Tartarus. (Yak Seer then showed more showing how he escaped and obtained the Staff)... I... I think he might've escaped and found the staff. But how? Even we couldn't find it. (Yak Seer showed them the face of Yakbrain)... Yakbrain?
 * Shining:... I think Rutherford has some explaining to do.... Assuming we know where he is.
 * The Yak Seer points to the filed, where Rutherford was seen sticking his head into the ground like an ostrich....
 * Shining: "..... Okay, how did we miss that?!"
 * Cadance: I have, no idea. Thanks for the information, Seer. (They teleport to Rutherford)... Prince Rutherford?
 * Rutherford: (Muffled) YAKS IN DANGER!! YAKS DOOMED!!!
 * Shining: Sir, if I might, we can help. That is if you're too stubborn to accept it.
 * Cadence: Really?
 * Shining: What? I'm just asking.
 * Rutherford: (Muffled) Ponies no match for Yakotaur! Yakotaur brushed through entire Yak Army without any effort.
 * Shining: I'm sure we can figure this out. But first... Where's your brother?
 * Silence.
 * Rutherford was heard muffled crying!
 * Rutherford: "(Muffled) YAKBRAIN?! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!"
 * Shining: "....... That, does not sound promising."
 * Candence: "I can only imagine how Twilight and friends, let alone the Lougers if they were to be here, are gonna react to see the Yaks freaking out like this."
 * ???: WHAT THE F***ICORN IS GOING ON HERE?!?
 * Cadance: Speak of the devil.
 * The Yaks are going panicy crazy as things get wrecked!
 * Pinkie: "Oh no! Something must've upseted the yaks!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "We gotta pasify them before they wrecked the Christail Empire!"
 * Skipper: "Got it! Operation Yak Attack is a go!"
 * Pinkie: "(Stops the Lougers from charging) BUT PLEASE, DO IT GENTLY?! NO HURTY?!"
 * Mantis: "Ya mean, immoblise them without hitting too hard? Like, nerve attacks and soothing spells?"
 * Pinkie: "Whatever's garrentied to not really hurt them!"
 * A Yak just rammed through a building and unknowing crashed into Pinkie screaming, unknowingly taking her away!
 * Pinkie: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!"
 * Twilight: "PINKIE?!"
 * Shifu: "Twilight, let the Lougers pasify the yaks here, you and your friends, go save Pinkie!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME?! (ZOOMS OFF TO GET A CHARIOT!) HOP ON GIRLS?!"
 * Rarity: "Okay, BUT YOU BETTER NOT ABANDON ME AGAIN LIKE LAST TIME?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: C'mon, this is too serious for that crap! Let's go! (They ran off on the chariot)
 * Baloo: I got this! (He went in the way of a yak)... COME, GET, SOME!!! (The yak just plowed through him as he came out cartoonishly flat)... Ow!
 * Lefou: Nice job, B. Let me show you how it's done. (He got on top of another yak and guided him into a wall and knocked him out)...
 * Bagheera:... For once, Lefou contributed.
 * Sandy: Yeah, but I can do it better, Texas style. (She ran rapidly and prepped ropes to corral the yaks)
 * Squidward:... HELP HER!! (They did that)
 * A very Fat Yak was seen running and panicing!
 * Fat Yak: "FATBUTT YAK SCARED?! FATBUTT YAK WANT MOMMY?!"
 * Bubbha: "HEADS UP?! 100-POUNDER, COMING IN HOT AT 10'O'CLOCK?!"
 * Earl: I SWEAR, IF HE SITS ON ME, I WILL BITE HIM!
 * Thunderclap: With a name like 'Fatbutt', I'd do that too.
 * Pang Bing: Allow me. (She magically knocked him out)... You know what? Why are we fighting them when I can do that? (She does the same for all the other yaks including the ones that the Mane Six were fighting)
 * Twilight:... Starlight, did you do that?
 * Starlight: I thought you did that.
 * Pinkie: AWWWWW, I LIKED RIDING RIDGEWOOD!!!
 * Rarity: Pinkie, in case you haven't noticed, they must've went bonkers for a reason. Let's find Prince Rutherford and get this straight!
 * Twilight: And not have another hard time with the economy when fixing the damages.
 * Twilight: YOUR BROTHER DID WHAT?!?
 * Rutherford: "(Muffled cause his head was still buried in the ground) Yakbrain got Yakotaur's staff back."
 * Twilight: "..... No seriously, I can barely understand what your saying with your head in the ground."
 * Rutherford: "(Muffled) Prince Rutherford would get out, but Prince Rutherford STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Oh, my."
 * Duke: "This is why no one tries to mimic ostriches."
 * Starlight was able to levitate Rutherford out and getting his head unstuck.
 * Rutherford: "..... Thanks other magic pony."
 * Starlight: "Your welcome."
 * Twilight: "Now, what exactly, did Yakbrain do?"
 * Rutherford: "Yakbrain helped the Yakotaur of Legend get Yakotaur's staff back."
 * Icky: "As suppose to the "Yakotaur of Everyday Life"?"
 * Starswirl: "(He and pillers arriving) I take it not too many people not even know what the Yakotaur of Legend is then, if the stupid bird's anything to go by?"
 * Bubbha: "Well, yup. We, would like some more context."
 * Starswirl: "Then follow us to the Christail Castle. The Yaks will be nesseled into the INN and comferted so they are kept calm. We have much to disguss."

Chapter 4: The Legend of the Yakotaur/The New Root Of The Problem
Christail Castle Throwneroom. Flashback Present Fu-Xi's Den. Back to our heroes. Everfree Wildlife Park Thicket Anya's Room Flashback Present The Ruins of the Amusement Park Construction Site. Inside the Tent. A giant fancy regel tent seen on the other side of the Amusement Park ruins. The Heroes' location. Thicket Mr. Funland's giant tent. Cutaway Present French Narrator: Later... The Film resumes. Thicket Gaia's Domain Later...
 * Starswirl: "I came here when I was hearing of defeluptments of yaks of the Yaklands disappearing rampently, even some of the Norse Isles. I worry this pattern would be consistent to a problem we hoped wouldn't come back.... But it did. When I saw the panicing Yakyakistani colony rampaging in the christail empire, that, only all but confirm my worse fears.... That the Yakotaur of Legend is still around."
 * Gilda: "Just what makes this guy different then the Yakotaurs of Minotauria?"
 * Rockhoof: "The Yak Seer will explain."
 * The Yak Seer was seen around a mystic bowl, and throw some dust and summoned a holy yak spirit.
 * Yak Spirit: "Heed the caution of the dark tale, of the Yaks unclean past."
 * (Yak Spirit): The Yakotaur of Legend is different than the ones you associate with because he was not purely born. He was born through common miscegenation with a Minotaur and Yak. The Minotaur was a surviving strain of magic capable minotaurs since Discord ruined their sacred object that was the shorce of their power during the days before the fear wars. He was born to these warlords for one purpose: to conquer Equestria.
 * (Rainbow Dash): AW COME ON!!! HOW MANY ASSHOLES WANT TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA AND WHY?!?
 * (Starswirl): We are the successors of the Alicorn Gods, and the purest beings in the UUniverses-
 * (Rainbow Dash): I KNOW THAT, IT WAS A RHETORICAL QUESTION BROUGHT BY FRUSTRATION!!! WHEN WILL THEY LEARN THAT WE'RE MORE MATURE AND POWERFUL THAN WE LOOK?!
 * (Yak Spirit):... Anyway, upset upon learning his reason for existing, especially since the yaks approved of it due to ancient ways of thinking, he left. But then, out of nowhere, returned and rebelled with newfound power said to be from the Panans, almost destroyed everything in his path. He banished his own parents into the Dark Realm, and turned the yaks into a warlike race, aiming to rule Equestria on his own terms. But then he was banished to Tartarus by Rutherford's ansistery, with an epic punch, (That exactly happened), a punch so great, it nearly almost broke a periment hole into Tartarus.
 * (Icky): "Wow. First it was the Falcon Punch, then the Dolphin Punch, and now..... The Yak Punch!"
 * (Yak Spirit): After that, our evil mind-controlled campaign got us to feel guilty for spawning such a horrendous monster. So we left the original Yakyakistan and went to the one you know of now.
 * (Pinkie): Wait... There was another Yakyakistan?
 * (Yak Spirit): Indeed. We yaks originated from the Yaklands of Tauria. We made colonies in the Norse Isles and elsewhere. Old Yakyakistan was in the Sea of Clouds within the world's equator, where the Midgard Serpent held the world together, and guarded the Staff of Yakotaur taken from the Yakotaur and guarded by Panans who inhabit the Old Yakyakistan while it's original inhabitants built the Yakyakistan you know now.
 * Yak Spirit: Yaks hesitated to bring up this bad moment of their past for eons. Any fledgeling Magic Minotaurs left in this world, even in death, especially helped watch over Yakotaur, who used his magic to have eternal youth, but since the Tartarus break out, the Yakotaur was still on the loose. And this time, the spirits would not be enough this time, and any surviving Magic Capable Minotaurs, even the one you had known, are sadly no longer among us now. And they, would've been the only threat against the Yakotaur. Now, as spirits, and without direct aide of Minotaur Magic, they only weep as the Yakotaur resumes his intentions, at long last.
 * Baloo:... Well no wonder that Thundering Doltson guy hated Rockhoof for taking Minotaur Magic.
 * Bagheera: Doesn't make what Doltson did any more right. There was no helping his father no matter what he did. Besides, he was obviously no longer any better then this Yakotaur beast.
 * Icky: "Well tecnecally, the Minotaur magic isn't, flat out gone. Can't we just have Rockhoof's clan be able to use the powers to awaken the dead magic Minotaurs to-"
 * Yak Spirit: "Even if they were unicorns, and most likely they are not, it is not that simple. Minotaur Magic only is more compatable to the Minotaur race. The least it does for other creatures, is give them abnormal size and greater strentgh."
 * Iago: "I just noticed you talk pretty intellectual for a yak."
 * Yak Spirit: "It is clear that I am of anichent desent. We yaks were not always the silly baffonious neanderfals you see before you now. Our kind gotten that way out of shame. And now, Yakbrain of Rutherford's clan, in great, painful irony to his clan, has unwittingly helped the Yakotaur thanks to the Yakotaur's deceition that even his unfaltered intellect could not overcome. Without Humility, he was a fool of a different caliber."
 * Duke: "Well what got the smartass to even do this to begin with?"
 * Yak Spirit: "..... Yakbrain, did not lead a glamerious early life."
 * Patrick: "Oh I'm sure it's not as bad as the Yakotaur's."
 * Yakkity Yak was shamefully watching this from afar.
 * Yak Spirit: "You need not my word for it.... Ask, Yakbrain and Rutherford's father.... Yakkity Yak."
 * Voice: "Don't come back!"
 * Everyone was confused by that.
 * White Rabbit: "Oh that's where that naughty joke went! Come here, mister?! (A Hovering engery ball was seen) (Brings out a jar of simular balls) Now get back in there, Mr! (The ball did so)..... Sorry about everyone. Sometimes, our jokes litterally ran away from us. We try to make sure that doesn't happen to much."
 * Yakkity Yak: ".... So that's what voice was. Anyway....... Yakkity's fault Yakbrain like this."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Did you do something in his childhood that made him resent your people's culture?"
 * Yakkity Yak: Yakbrain not like other yaks. Yakbrain smarter. Yakbrain wanted to lead, but made mistakes in trying to make yaks smart again and created lights that almost got yaks destroyed by Am Fear Liath Mòr.
 * Twilight:... A giant ape monster that dwells around the Frozen North?
 * Yakkity Yak: Yes. After that, Yakkity Yak had to make Rutherford prince. Yakbrain didn't take that well.
 * Kowalski: Well, can't blame him. (Shows a chart) This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration level just keeps rising and rising and rising! I MEAN WHY DON'T THEY PUT THE SMART GUY IN CHARGE, HUH?! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE!! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!? (Breaths deeply)
 * Skipper: Great, love the passion, and once again, message went right over me. (Sips fish coffee)
 * Kowalski: Ugh! When, oh when, will there be genius JUSTICE?!?
 * Skipper: As far as these yaks are concerned, never.
 * Icky: "So the guy's basicly unwittingly playing a very seriously dangerious game of Devil's Advocate here?"
 * Pang Bing: "And I shudder to think what the fool's fate would be should he finally get wise to the deception, if he even can in time."
 * Yak Spirit: "The Yakotaur doesn't seek to destroy any yak, but to control them. Turn them into his army."
 * Twilight: "And likely in Yakbrain's line of thinking, he thinks the Yaoktaur is going to make them a smarter race."
 * Starlight: "Well obviously, we need to confront that. Nothing would spoil the holidays more then a returning obscured evil."
 * Twilight: Unless it survives by or past Hearth's Warming. This Yakotaur guy has to be stopped.
 * Icky: What I find uncomfortable is that a serpent holds the world together.
 * Viper: "Your lucky that Fu-Xi wasn't here to hear you say that, or else you just made his list of people he really wants to mess up. And even then, he might still be monitoring us."
 * Icky: "(Realises)..... Is, it not too late to say rephrase?"
 * This was being watched by Fu-Xi and his assusiates.
 * Fu-Xi: "TOO LATE?! (Brings out a large list) THAT PREHISTORIC SHIT NUGGET MADE MY LIST?!"
 * Mo Tong: "Aw gees, Fu-Xi, he didn't meant it in a way to mean that he hated snakes!"
 * Thundra: I believe that is the Midgard Serpent of Norse mythology. Large enough to constrict the entire world. It probably got sentenced that way eons ago after nearly splitting the world apart.
 * Rockhoof: Some think of it as a myth, and for good reason. The idea of a giant serpent holding the world together is something unpleasant and unthinkable, given the bad implications. It gains gifts to keep it pleased, but stealing from it is a bad idea that will doom the world. Some say the serpent turned to stone in time and became part of the world. But I guess... It is part of the world but depetrifies itself when it is desecrated. My guess is that the Staff was given to it for safekeeping.
 * Fluttershy: T-T-T-Then why isn't the world falling apart?
 * Starswirl: That's what I'm asking myself at this moment. There's bound to be an explanation later. Though I have some throeies, given that the Midgard Serpent is infamous for being embittered, amoral, and with a rather, crude, sense of humor. But we'll worry about that soon enough. Right now, we have to do something.
 * Lord Shen: "We should start by asking questions in the likely place Yakbrain has visited.... Kludgetown, given that the Bone Dry Desert is next to the sea of clouds."
 * ???: "Well the timing couldn't be more perfect then!"
 * A Skyship was seen flouting next to the castle walls as Capper was waving hello!
 * Capper: "Permission to come aboard?"
 * Gazelle: "WHOA, (COVERS HER EYES) HE'S PANTSLESS?!"
 * Duke: "Good grief, how dirt-poor is that town if not alot of people are even wearing clouthes!"
 * Capper: "..... Well, that, wasn't a no."
 * Mane Six: CAPPER!
 * Gazelle: You know him?
 * Pinkie: He helped us stop the Storm King. He comes from this rundown desert town and...
 * Applejack: And almost sold us to some naked mole rat crime boss.
 * Gazelle:... De Verdad?
 * Capper: Well what would you do if you were in debt to that pinkie?
 * Pinkie: I'm right here!
 * Fluttershy: I think he meant the term for a hairless rodent or baby rodent. Those babies are SOOOO cute. I like to watch them grow their fur for the first time and watch them open their eyes for the first time.
 * Gazelle: Well I must ask, if you're going to help, at least put on some pants.
 * Capper: Why is that a big deal when you're around those who are already naked?
 * Duke: Got you there, Gazzy!
 * Gazelle: "(Blushed in embarrisment), Well, them I'm used to, it's just, I...... Oy De Mio....."
 * Capper: Speaking of which, who are these guys?
 * Twilight: Oh, that's right, you never met. This is the Shell Lodge Squad. They helped save us from threats outside our world.
 * Capper:... Wow, you all look like you're cartoons cut and pasted together.
 * Krebbs: We technically are. (Hands him the introductory card) Here's who we are.
 * Capper: Thanks. Anyway, I didn't come alone. If your wondering how Yakbrain got that stick, he wasn't by himself."
 * Lord Shen: "You mean there were those that made the mistake of helping him?"
 * Capper: Yep. He had two other yaks not as smart as him, but may as well by proxy compaired to what Yaks are typically like, a penguin from the exiled lands of the Frozen South, and this ice-colored pony with a partially-broken horn. Kinda looks like Tempest right there.
 * Tempest: (Sarcasticly) Oh, great. I can only imagine where that's going to lead.
 * Rainbow Dash:... She didn't have a storm as a cutie mark, did she?
 * Capper: Yeah, why?
 * Twilight:... (The six look at each other)... (Sighs)... Ice Valkyrie's back.
 * Capper: You know her? Oh, do tell.
 * Rainbow Dash: Let's just say she's like Tempest, but has enough of her horn left to use magic, tried to curse Twilight into never flying during her beginning days as princess, I injured her horn to stop her, Pred crippled her friends' magic forever, and/or almost killed them, ish, and she wants to make Equestria proactive in defense since being a supporter of one of our enemies.
 * Capper:... Damn.
 * Professor Spoonful: Well so much for explaining it ourselves.
 * Capper: Well, these guys were lead into helping them, but for different reasons involving trying to bring Klugetown out of it's hellhole of crime. They were in debt to Verko too, and now he's been paralyzed for the next few months.
 * Sister Preyer: We got the Staff, but the Midgard Serpent said we had 48 hours to keep it to learn a hard lesson.
 * Boss Wolf: Seriously? That thing, just let ya have it? Not, a very good guardian of it's own given gifts!?
 * Starswirl: "Again, the Midgard Serpent is embittered, amoral, and curdely humored. It tends to happen when your made to held the entire world on your body as punishment for being why you have to so, among other things like scaring sailers and causing tidel waves out of boredom."
 * Icky: "Oh it's bad enough this world is held by a giant norse serpent, WHICH IS NOT MEANT TO BE RACIST TO SNAKES, BY THE WAY, FU-XI?! But he's also an embittered amoral asswipe with the humor of an apathic beast? We REALLY need to straighten him out?!"
 * Rockhoof: "Well, being made to hold the world of Equestria togather is kinda the worse punishment to ever happen to any creature. Any attempt to worsen it would be like telling him a joke. It'll only amuse him."
 * Lord Shen: "Well then it has to be a punishment even more indigent then that so it would motivate him to be more cautious about his "Gifts" to him being sought after by outsiders?!"
 * Mistmane: "And, what can be worse, then being made to hold the world togather for the rest of one's immortal life?"
 * Spongebob: "..... Well, when ya put it like that..... Not, alot of things."
 * Discord: (Apepars in) You can always turn him to stone and bind him to the equator so it won't have to be held together. He wouldn't be as bothered by it as me.
 * Capper:... He might have an idea there.
 * Starswirl: "Do remember that this is a serpent as long as the world we speak of here. Doing so would take the kind of magic that would be too draining even to the Tree of Harmony and all Alicorn gods combined."
 * Phil: "...... So, is THAT why this giant snake's made to do the Atlas treatment here?"
 * Starswirl: Yes. In a way, Conventional methods would've been to taxing."
 * Discord: Well, Star Beard, you happen to know a place we can make it possible? I recommend one of the the Magic Pools the lougers and the Mane 6 dealt with when the Equestrian Gargoyles came back. Long story, by the way. And don't worry, that's been peacefully settled. It may be a large risk, but the reward might be worth it to ensure that oversized python behaives himself..
 * Starswirl: I don't know. That power could work, but we need a catalyst area. A spark and a place to affect the world itself.
 * Meadowbrook:... I think we may already be there. (They noticed that they were still in the Crystal Empire)
 * Starswirl:... OF COURSE! BRILLIANT! The Crystal Empire can spread anything across the world and not just love and hate. If we can get a pool hooked to the center grounds, it'll provide the power to defeat/help the Midgard Serpent. But, of course, any of the Magic Pools indeed provide risk. It's the source of all magic in this universe, so using that level of power is potentially dangerous. The only ones who can safely guide it is Gaia Everfree and Mana Magic themselves. But even I have a hard time finding them both. Gaia has been missing for eons, even when she should likely be awake now, she was always a pony of reclusiveness, and Mana has-
 * Pinkie: Oh, we met Mana's soul already. She was rendered into being a pretty Rainbow Rock my sister found and was together with Death Coffin and-
 * Icky: Pinkie, please turn your forth wall destroying mouth off and give it to him straight.
 * Starswirl: Hmm... Where is Mana and this 'Rainbow Rock'?
 * Pinkie: "The Diamond Dog Kingdom of Bow-Wow."
 * Starswirl: "That city still has a populace there? I figured the kingdom disbaned when the Diamond Dogs succombed to greed."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry. The Rainbow Rock made their cult followers into purer versons of themselves. Master, (Snickers), Uranus, saw to that."
 * Somanmbula: "Well even then, it's not like we can just take any of the magic pools without permission now that Gaia Everfree's likely awake."
 * Flash Magnus: "Well let's fine her and ask if it's cool. She's pretty much on our side, right?"
 * Starswirl: ".... Keep in mind that Gaia is currently under stress and paranoida about the magic pools. Hence why she has creatures of the places the pools were discovered in guard and protect it."
 * Rarity: "I do believe Mystic Pools might help with that. He knows alot about Gaia Everfree."
 * Starswirl: "Wait.... Mystic Pools? My old collage? How did he manage to live up here?! HA! So that old coot finally manage to perfect that Longivity spell, did he?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait...... Mystic was from, your time? I know he looked old, but I didn't know he'd be THAT old!"
 * Starswirl: Ponies who perfect extended youth can hide it rather well. Mystic used to be my partner in helping understand the Magic Pools and ensure their protection. I suppose he managed to do more than finish where I left off. Where is he?
 * Rarity: We met him when dealing with those Gargoyles. He lives in a swamp in the Everfree.
 * Meadowbrook: I think I recall meeting Mystic when I was curing a magic illness. He helped me do that well by using thaumavore leeches.
 * Rarity: (She immediately vomited surprising everyone)... Terribly sorry. Thaumaleeches are just so gross. Sucking the magic out of you. EEEEEEWWWWWWEWWWEEWWWW!!! Since a camping trip, I still gag when thinking about them.
 * Meadowbrook: Well, like medical leeches, they suck infected blood of magic diseases. They are a favorite to some doctors around the world. But, I should know where to go.
 * Applejack: Well, goody! We forgot how to get there since we last saw him. Esepically since he moved his hut off of the magic pool he was safeguarding when that Bog Hydra came back to resume work.
 * Meadowbrook: "He does have this one other place his hut goes to, but, we warned. It's kinda home to Zipper Wasps. They're, a kinda-cousin of Flash Bees. But even more ornery."
 * Fluttershy: "And their zaps are extra painful. Trust me. Mange learned that the hard way when he and Cupid were helping me move a Zipper hive to a safer and less populated area for both them and ponies when one was found in the ponyville shcool. One of them, got him where it REALLY really hurts if ya know what I mean."
 * Icky: "Yeeeeeeeeh! I think I can get what you mean by that."
 * Capper: Well count us in. I haven't had to experience the excitement of adventure since Stormy.
 * Rainbow Dash: Eh, with the information you have, we won't say no.
 * Capper: That's what I like to hear. Even without... (Sighs) my old friend Chummer, I can evade danger and have a keen sense of direction. You're lucky to have met someone like me, because... (He sung this)
 * Icky:... We seriously made it to the hut through an entire montage?
 * Meadowbrook: I'm impressed he got us there quickly and detected every danger around us.
 * Starswirl: You girls meet some interesting friends.
 * Twilight: At this point it's impossible not to make them. I am the Princess of Friendship after all.
 * Capper: Well, it ain't over yet. I can hear buzzing. They may be those Zippers you were talking about.
 * Fast flashes of movement were heard, sounding like "Zips"!
 * Pines: "And THAT may be why they're called "Zipper Wasps"! They make those tiny little fast zipping noises!
 * Meadowbrook: They have a high metabolism, so they're about 5x as fast as a hummingbird. They can be hard to detect. Lucky I know how to deal with them.
 * Sparx: We're watching, then- (Zippers appeared in front of them, startling them as they look like flash bees if they were wasps, and somewhat bigger)... Wow, they're about as big as me? Please. This'll be easy.
 * Private: Not if they have numbers and can zap you individually.
 * Sparx: "WOO! Good point! Saved me from doing something REALLY stupid!"
 * Icky: "Like eating butterflies that give you gas and make an epic burp stupid?"
 * Fluttershy: "Why would you eat Butterflies?"
 * Sparx: "Hey, I inhered it from the old series Sparx, okay? Cut me some slack! He eats Butterflies WAAAAAAAY more in the entire class Spyro Series, then I did, in ONE GAME!"
 * Fluttershy: "I still don't like that you would do such things!"
 * Sparx: In case you failed to realise this, animals get eaten ALOT in the wild. Even butterflies. As an animal caretaker you should know that.
 * Icky: "Can we please put off the ethics of Sparx having litteral Butterflies in his stomich to AFTER we don't get attacked by Electrisity Producing Wasps?!"
 * Meadowbrook: Let me handle this. (She takes out her Queen Flash Bee Mask as it shooed the wasps away)
 * Shrek:... Well that was too easy.
 * Meadowbrook: The Zippers are very afraid of the queen because it defends the hive itself differently than the rest of the colony by infecting with Swamp Fever. It stuns or kills with an electric pulse and sprays a cloud of it so big that it engulfs an entire swarm. They wouldn't harm a queen and risk becoming the flower that spreads it within 12 hours.
 * SpongeBob: Clever.
 * Meadowbrook: "Alchourse. It's why you don't see alot of Zippers around where Flash Bees reside in."
 * ???: OH, THANK CELESTIA, THE ZIPPERS ARE GONE! I've been surviving off their honey for weeks! It was not pleasant. It taste like earwax! (Mystic came out) Now I can finally get groceries and- (He sees Starswirl)... I... It can't be! Master Starswirl?
 * Starswirl: It's been a long time, Pools.
 * Mystic: But how? I thought you died long ago.
 * Starswirl: More like... Went to limbo to stop a mistake of mine. My age was stagnated for the entire millennia.
 * Twilight: Why didn't you tell us you and Starswirl knew each other, Mystic?
 * Mystic: You didn't ask. Besides, if I knew where he was, I'd protect him.
 * Icky: "Well, bud, we're here on business. Long story short, Rutherford's Smartass Dinkus of a brother managed to take a dark staff from a relitively obscured threat of Equestria because the Midgard Serpent's too apathetic to be bothered to not let that happened himself!"
 * Mystic:... Oh, dear! I knew that would be a problem since my trip to Asgardia.
 * Fidget: Asga what now?
 * Capper: I think that's the homeland of the Sleipnirs. Ponies like you but bigger and with 8 legs. Has a giant magical tree named Yggdrasil. Also home to crazy Norse creatures, and even a few yak civilizations and a very strong Viking culture.
 * Icky: " Well, Doi! It does have "Asgard" in the name!"
 * Kowalski: 8 legs? Wow, that's freaky. I mean, I know the Sleipnir of Norse mythology was like that, but how do they move around like that?
 * Mystic: Best not to ask questions. I'm going to assume you wish to use the Magic Pools to get the power to stand up to the giant serpent?
 * Starswirl: Not directly.
 * Rockhoof: We believe that we can patch the equator together by turning the Midgard Serpent permanently to stone, and ensure that it's power isn't a problem when we deal with that Yakotaur guy. We just need to get this power safely by contacting Gaia Everfree.
 * Sister Preyer: Celestia knows that the Midgard Serpent has become so apathetic that it's lost the will to live, so we'd be doing it a favor by using it's petrified body to bind the world back together.
 * Mystic:... Hmmm... Your idea has merit, but even I don't know where Gaia herself is. Her hibernation area is famously unknown. At least, not the, exact location. But all we know is that it's in the Everfree Forest.
 * Spike: Obviously. I mean, it has her name in it.
 * Mystic: It's said she sleeps in an area so blessed with life, it's almost impossible to reach her. It's heavily isolated and yet so much alive. But I do have a clue. The one who first saw Gaia as of recently was from the Deerlands.
 * Pinkie: Ooooh, I remember that. I remember Aspen, Blackthorn, and Bramble and how we saved Thicket from that mean Minotaur business man trying to tear down their home.
 * Fluttershy: Iron Will said Well-To-Do was ruined and exiled from Minotauria since his crimes caused an uproar from the inhabitants of Cervia and is now doing community service for the deers. Well, serves him right for harming innocent animals and homes.
 * Mystic: Well, this lead to Gaia might still be around. His name is Apricot and he lives in Thicket, but it's been under steadfast protection under Celestia's orders since Well-To-Do's incident. We have to speak to his friends in the ESPRC Rangers running the wildlife park where Well-To-Do's operation once stood. The building is now their office HQ.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, you mean Gloriosa and her brother Timber? I met them and donated to the park and for rebuilding Thicket since I made that animal sanctuary.
 * Fidget: Wait, wasn't that-
 * Banzai: Yes, counterparts to the same heads of Camp Everfree in Human Equestria, don't ask stupid, pointless and easily-answerable questions.
 * Mystic: Well, you'll likely find Apricot at the park and find information from him. I'll come with you because they'll trust me since I dealt with any magical problems they had.
 * Meadowbrook: Well lead the way.
 * Icky: "Wait, I have to ask.... In when we dealt with the gargoyles, it was said that she was gonna finally wake up.... Are we to imply that she's still sleeping?"
 * Mystic: "I must apologies for that. Sometimes.... My initional predictions are inaccreate, or because Gaia has a newfound problem of.... Overenjoying her beauty sleep."
 * Shrek: "Ya mean she became a wee bit lazy?"
 * Mystic: "In a blunt way of saying it, yes."
 * Iago: "Well, at least we can now justify on why she was a complete no show in that Gargoyle episode after all that build-up."
 * Gloriosa: (Her Equestrian counterpart and that of Timber Spruce were seen in the building that used to belong to Well-To-Do in the comics when a young Pip-like filly came in)... Oh, Squirt. How's it going?
 * Squirt:... There's some people here to see you, Miss Daisy.
 * Gloriosa:...
 * Timber: I think it's not just ponies, sis.
 * Gloriosa: Ohh... Well, I got it then.
 * Timber: We'll see about that.
 * The door opens and the group were seen.
 * Gloriosa: "Oh hey, Princess Twilight and her friends..... Plus, several others."
 * Lord Shen: "We pardon the intrudtion, but, we require some assisence."
 * Timber: "Well, depends. You guys aren't up to something, right?"
 * Icky: "Well, we need to see Apricot. Mystic said that he was the guy that claimed to have seen Gaia Everfree."
 * Gloriosa: "Well, figures Celestia would have someone come and ask him about that. Look, if your interested to have Gaia leave amongst the mortal society again, keep in mind she may be very reclusive and, likely, very morally confused at this point, and-"
 * Starswirl: "Oh don't worry. We'll worry about getting Gaia reacquited with society on a later event. We wish to ask him on where he has seen Gaia."
 * Timber: "Well, keep in mind that he's kinda went into hiding. Some former Minotaur workers of Well-To-Do, ringmastered by Well's roughest worker, Screw U'son, who- (Some of the Lougers laughed!)...... Uh, dudes, what's so funny?"
 * Twilight: "..... The Lougers, have a bad hapit of being, easily amused by hilariously wordplayed names."
 * Timber realises it.
 * Timber: ".... Ohhhhhh, I get it now! Okay, for the sake of him being taken mondo seriously, we'll call him, Mr. Screw."
 * Gloriosa: "As what Timber was gonna say, Screw was pretty much one of Well's best workers, who is assentually jobless thanks to Well being legally called out. He's kinda mad at what King Aspen and the City of Thicket did because, well, turns out, the poor brute's life was depended on that job. He was divorced, he lost custity of his children, he lost the respect of his friends, and, kinda became, WAY super bitter about it."
 * Po: "(Quietly) Like Hundun."
 * Timber: "So yeah, the dude's mellow got too harsh out, and now he basicly wants to cream Apricot and all of Thicket for only looking out for the forest."
 * Lord Shen: "Well, we understand that the brute was upset that his life spiraled out of control, but it is not going to automaticly be good again just because he would take his rage out on someone who was only doing what was right! Let alone going after an entire community just because they so happened to be why he suffered. Frankly, it does not make him an improvement from Well-To-Do!"
 * Twilight: Couldn't've said it better myself! I mean, for crying out loud, how can he not see the he was threatening the capital of the Deerlands? We got involved because their actions impacted Ponyville. They care for life so much, I got scolded for trying to use a tree as a bridge.
 * Timber: Screw doesn't care about that, he labeled such things as 'hippie talk'. He says he views them as just extreme tree huggers who make the Lorax look like an average environmentalist. He dubbed them menaces who care about life and nothing else and thus either plans to force them back to Cervia as Thicket is destroyed, or destroy Thicket with everydeer in it. Apricot is the one who stands up to him the most when others don't have the nerve.
 * Fluttershy: Well, that's just mean and monstrous! I care about life just as much as they do, and took just as much disgust in Twilight's tree bridge choice as Bramble. To call them menaces for doing something like that, it's incriminating and wrong.
 * Timber: That's why the ESPRC sent us here to offer hope in dealing with him. Apricot comes here once or twice as Thicket's spokesdeer to help unionize against his actions, but he sees them as menaces whose minds were poisoned by the deers' 'hippie' ways, and won't care what they do as long as Thicket is destroyed.
 * Fluttershy: THAT SELFISH JERK!!! AND I THOUGHT WELL-TO-DO WAS A BIG JERK!!!
 * Icky: "I mean, I get the dude's sore about losing his job, but he obviously didn't handled that well. Classic case of taking your problems out on other people because, reasons."
 * Gloriosa: So if you want to see Apricot, then you have to see him in Thicket. I'll ask King Aspen to allow access, but you need to know the password to get by the ESPRC Borders for clearance. Even as princess, you need to earn their trust.
 * Po: I'm sure he'll understand.
 * Gloriosa: Even so, he has been under hard times since that summit regarding the events of the last Convocation of Creatures. The loan that threatened many ponies' homes caused a massive uproar in other lands and griffins are starting to be untrustworthy and accused of being greedy nutcases who almost started a war over forced relocation.
 * Twilight: I KNOW!!! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!! I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THEY'D DO THAT!! IT'S JUST... STUPID!! (She did this)
 * Timber:... Your highness?...... Wow, that... Incident really did a number on you, didn't it?
 * Spike: You have no idea. We'll just take the password and be on our way. Let's hope Aspen is much more calm about the incident.
 * King Aspen: (The camera shows both him and Thicket as they appeared in the comics as Aspen was having the same meltdown as the heroes entered)
 * Blackthorn:... Your highness? (Aspen stopped as he noticed the heroes who stood awkwardly at him)... The Princess of Friendship wishes to talk to you about Apricot.
 * King Aspen: ".... Ah yes, Princess Sparkle and friends. Pardon me if I am not being more formal, but, we're under some, stressful times. Even with Well-To-Do under community service, well, after getting out of that Hydra's stomich at the least, of which is best we both don't know the details of this endover, it's clear that some of his former workers on the Minotaur side proved to be, rather grudgemental."
 * Icky: "Well that's pretty much because they assentually lost their jobs. That tends to be the consiquence of causing a business to stop dead in it's tracks. People lose jobs."
 * King Aspen: "Well know that I never meant for any ill onto those workers. It's just that, had Well aceepted terms to build this Park of Amusement somewhere else, it wouldn't've ended poorly for them. It was Well's stubberness and greed that hurted him in the end, not anything on our part."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well yeah, but Well didn't lead an army of critters to cause the whole shabang to fall apart. The guy's life really BANKED on this job."
 * King Aspen: "And he made this very clear to us when he recruit some reminants of Well's followers into building an ultamate construction machine that would be able to destroy Everfree Forest in a fell swoop. And would ensure that we can't be able to grow everything back after he goes through with it."
 * Sandy: "Well that's why we're here to that fish-out-of-water eviomental movie villain in his place! Just point us to Apricot and we'll handle the rest."
 * King Aspen: "That is.... What I'm stressful about. Apricot and that reckless daughter of mine, Princess Flora Fauna, haven't came back in awhile now. I worry that the two have been captured."
 * Icky: "AND OF COURSE, THE GUY WHO SAID TO HAD SEEN GAIA EVERFREE GETS CAUGHT?! FAN-FREAKING-TASTIC!?"
 * King Aspen: "Wait, THE Gaia Everfree? So I take it you came all this way to see her?"
 * Skipper: "Let's just say that there's a more global problem the world has now then a few angry construction Minotaurs. And we kinda need Gaia's help with that. Just point us to their campsite and we'll take care of the rest."
 * King Aspen: "They basicly returned to the ruins of the Park of Amusement."
 * Icky: "Well that was stupid of them to go to the first place we'll think to look."
 * King Aspen: "And it would've...... If not t'were the fact that he recycled some lost Villain Team tec, surrended the park with Villain Leage defences, reprogrammed lost Vahki and Nefarious Troopers and Hornets into protecting their location, and are combinding their ruined bulldozers into a monsterous machine made of spare parts from those same villain teams ruined ships."
 * Icky: "AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET THAT?!"
 * King Aspen: "I believe that they were left over from those villain teams' first mass attack here."
 * Lord Shen: "..... WE REALLY SHOULD NOT BE NEGLECTING THE LEFT BEHIND TEC OF OUR ENEMIES?!"
 * Pinkie: "At least your starting to do that more often these days."
 * Lord Shen: "YES, BUT IT'S ANNOYING ON HOW NEGLECTENT WE WERE BACK THEN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah it was! Well no wonder Apricot and the Deer Princess captured, it was stupidly easy for Screw to do so thanks to the Villain Team tec!"
 * Soothsayer: "And I worry that the lost Villain Team ships may hold a deadly secret on how Screw would aim to make good on his threat of making sure this forest doesn't grow back."
 * King Aspen: As do I. Flora and her brother Bramble have been known to do heroic things with Apricot to save us and they did well. But this villain tech has drastically changed the game.
 * SpongeBob: I thought good and evil wasn't a game.
 * Squidward: He was being metaphorical, you idiot. We only said that because you were being facetious with the concept by labeling strategies as cheating.
 * King Aspen:... Anyway, I'll give you the first steps if you plan to save them.
 * Flash Magnus: That's the idea if it means we get to Gaia that way, besides the point that it's the right thing.
 * King Aspen: But before I direct you to our top doe warrior Anya, I need to remind you that since the Convocation of Creatures, we have to keep hesitant on griffins like Miss Gilda until the controversy of the incident washes away. Don't get me wrong, I trust her, but I have a hard time keeping it that way since then.
 * Gilda: Phh, sins of the race much?
 * Blackthorn: They almost ran most of Equestria out of their homes legally, including us. How can you expect us to just ignore that? The Convocation of Creatures was meant to enforce the unity of all races, and this incident violated those relations and made it hard to trust the griffins. It may've started long ago, but the impact came at a bad time.
 * King Aspen: So I'm asking Anya to watch over you specifically. Nothing personal, it's just politics.
 * Starswirl: We understand, right?
 * Icky: Like hell we do! You're judging a griffin that had nothing to do with the incident?
 * Starswirl: Everyone, let's not start a scene and ruin what we came here to do. Would you react so pleasantly when griffins tried to legally take your home?
 * Icky: No, but I wouldn't act so racist about it.
 * Gilda: Icky, hon, just drop it! Starswirl's right. We won't go anywhere by being asses. Let's just save Apricot and Flora and get this over with.
 * Icky: "Ugggh, fine! But that doesn't make it less cool of them to do that!"
 * King Aspen: "I take it this isn't, popular with some of you? Well again, it's nothing personal persay, I get Miss Gilda has no direct influence on this controversy, but you must understand that Griffins don't currently enjoy a decent reputation at the moment."
 * Gilda: "Look, if it helps, King Cedric is planning to address that crud come the friendship summit. He said he plans to put that to rest and cancel the dept."
 * King Aspen: Well, again, nothing personal torwords you, but until this Cedric makes good on that, we need to be cautious. I hope this doesn't cause a riff in our relations.
 * Shifu: It doesn't. We'd all feel the same way if that happened to us. You may direct us to Miss Anya now.
 * Blakthorn: I must warn you that her husband and partner, and my brother, Hemlock, is a severe grudge-holder and hates griffins with a burning passion since the incident. Takes it after our father.
 * Gilda: Well, fantastic, a racist stag! Will he be joining?
 * Blackthorn: Oh don't worry, we have a current snag with Griffins, but we try not to aggrovate it more then it is already. We don't bring him in if griffins are involved. Instead we're sending his more merciful son Privet.
 * Gilda: Oh thank Gods!
 * Blackthorn: But don't expect to avoid my brother entirely. When he hears about a griffin entering Thicket, he'll be like...
 * Hemlock: (Appeared just like Blackthorn but with black eyes, large antlers, and bronze armor) GRIFFINS, ARE, FORBIDDEN, TO, ENTER, HERE!!!
 * Anya: (She was a beautiful doe with standard armor and whitish-blue eyes) You don't get to decide that! Griffins are not to be treated this way just because of a badly-offered loan. I mean, look, depending on the circumstances, I'd be cautious too, but I heard this particular girffin is relitvely abit more better then the standerd. It's said she's even making Griffinstone, a Griffinmainia colony found near Equestria, more of a better place then the current shell of it's former glory it was since they lost their treasure to a VERY unlucky Armasti. Griffins have always been treasurers and the greed that came afterward was just a coincidence. It's the same with dragons. It can't exactly be helped with them.
 * Hemlock: Just because they can't help it, doesn't pardon how their actions are dominated by their greed. Griffins have always been nothing but trouble. They are often mercenaries who leave people to die, they are dirty greedmongers, they have no sense of generosity, and all they do is always for a price. What happened during the Convocation was no different.
 * Anya: Hem, I don't exactly have a positive opinion with Griffins neither, but I cross the line at blind-hatred for them. I will not stand for this racism!
 * Hemlock: It's hardly racism if it's true. I don't care how much King Cedric tries to fix, their sins almost cost most of Equestria. The fact that they would scam us out of house and home like that is intolerable! That's why I have a right mind to ban any and all involvement from them worldwide.
 * Anya: Well good thing your not exactly the emperor of the world, let alone ruler of Equestria, or even leader of our people, cause then it means it can't happen either way!
 * Hemlock: Don't remind me. And about your comment about the Louger's own griffin! I FORBID this griffin to get involved in this rescue! She WILL charge you.
 * Anya: This 'griffin' is Gilda of the Shell Lodge Squad. If you have a problem with her, you have a problem with them. You can't tell me what to do with that attitude of yours. Privet is aiding me in this rescue and that's final! If you interfere and cause a hate crime, I will make sure you're sorry. I'm offering this last chance of keeping our marriage, and if you want to remain an honorable and happily-married stag, I recommend you respect my wishes and be courteous.
 * Hemlock:... Very well! If that's how you feel. (He passes by the Lodge, and looks angrily at Gilda as they entered)
 * Blackthorn: My brother didn't give you a hard time, did he?
 * Anya: Nothing serious. I told him we would be through if he had any ideas. Even though I am as cautious to griffins as my people are, I trust Gilda like any respectful person.
 * Icky: "If likely because we would discourage any of that charging crud."
 * Gilda: "Oh don't worry, I was never into that crud the more traditional or merc-minded griffins are into. You can say that Rianbow kinda "Ponyfived" me on that."
 * Icky: "Well there ya go. Your husban could've taken the time to learn that and-"
 * Anya: "It won't nessersarly stop him from not looking past her race. The fact that griffins DO commit to such ways, doesn't really comfirt ot ease his frusttraictions about it, let alone the fact their infamous crime with the dept happened at all."
 * Twilight: Shameful. Racism is what gives the magic of friendship a bad name, or at the least, compromises it. Pred was bad enough. He was so merciless and racist that Spyro used to be scared of him.
 * Spyro: Oh, you had to bring that up.
 * Sparx: And why not? The most famous purple dragon scared of a xenophobic pony? That's very unlike you.
 * Spyro: "Well it WAS a Tman episode, Sparx. Episodes written by him tend to be alittle more, melodrumatic. Like how Scroopfan tends to take the snarky approuch and MSM always brings in the references of what he's most into."
 * Icky: "As true with the episodes he made and would soon come in."
 * Anya: Well, the reason I am chosen for this job is because I'm the only one who is giving griffins the chance they deserve. I mean, yes, I have admit hesitation, but that's because caution to Griffins is currently the norm. We have seen how Griffins usually treat their forests. Had the dept not been called out, we could've been booted out and the Griffins could've tore down Everfree to feed their lumber industry. So, undertsand that everydeer here is still hesitating to be involved. Blackthorn? I'll take the rest from here. (Blackthorn nodded in agreement and left)
 * Gilda: At least SOMEONE is being courteous around here.
 * Icky: "And it's cool that though you admit that your abit unsure about Griffins as well, your at least honest about it and want to give Gilda a fair shot."
 * Anya: "Well you Lougers have proven to bring the best out of everyone. Hemlock just couldn't look past the past's sins to understand this.... Please know that Hem is not a bad deer, his reasons for griffin mistrust stemmed beyond the sins of the past..... His family were once stuck to a Griffin Mafia slave trade."
 * Gilda: "Oh, of course. He hates me because of THOSE assholes!"
 * Twilight: "A slave trade? But Celestia banned slavery."
 * Anya: "Tecnecally, she mainly did so for ponies. Back then, she forgot to take into account about minority groups of Equestria.... That included deer. The Griffin Mafia knew this, and took advantage of this oversight before Celestia even realised it back then."
 * Hemlock was seen as young fawn working intense labor with his family as deers and othe rminorites of Equestria are seen trying to manpower an old-fastion drill to drill for a reshorce in the badlands.
 * Griffin Mobster 1: "Hey yo, put yer backs into it, ya foresty antelopes?! Capish?! Or your ass is grass to Don Goldtalon!"
 * Griffin Mobster 2: "Move it already, or it's coming out of your paycheck: Your next meal that is!"
 * An old, wheel-chaired griffin with a golden left talon was seen petting an enfield with a jeweled spiked collar. This was Don Goldtalon.
 * (Anya): "Don Goldtalon was once a powerful slave trade establisher when Pony Slavery was legal, which originally included deer. But when his business was ruined with ponies being liberated from slavery, along with the Slavery Foundation's crumble, he turned to crime and became an equily powerful crime boss under the Mafia, and still contributed in slavery on a smaller scale. He made the Hem and his family, amongst others, to drill in the badlands to dig out Midas Oil. A rare reshorce with the power to turn anything to gold. It is both a powerful fuel, and something the Don wanted to have to power a machine that can turn water to golden lidquid, so in his mad mind that the world can be forever rich with an editable shorce of water. And he knew the oil works. He was able to survive being turned completely to gold when he found it on a stroll. But he didn't lost his talon.... He lost his ability to work, because under his sheets, was a goldifived body. Even parts of his wings are gold now. Griffins already have an undying love for gold.... Being what he loves in a way.... Drove him to madness."
 * (Lord Shen): "No kidding on that! The crazy fool is basicly risking the world to become gold?! Not even the Griffin Mafia shouldn't've been that crazy?!"
 * (Anya): "The rest of the mafia apart from true loyalists didn't knew about what he was doing. They figured that they were going to get a rare oil from him. But then came.... The accsident."
 * The Drill began to shake madly!
 * Don Goldtalon: "Yes?! YES?! YOU STRUCK IT! YOU STRUK MIDAS OIL?! (The Drill bursted into a massive bleeding flood) TOO WELL?! TOO WELL?! (The Griffin Mafia members quickly flew away, one of them carring Goldtalon and his pet off, as the slaves, often without flight, had to get to higher ground for safety!)"
 * Hem's family ran, as Hem's little sister dropped her doll!
 * Hem's Sister: "DOLLY?! (Runs back for the doll)"
 * Young Hemlock: "SISTER?! DON'T?! (Runs after her!)"
 * Young Hemlock looked in shock as his sister was hugging the doll, as the Midas Oil was flooding in quickly!
 * A Less Crooked Griffin Mafia member saw this and flew in to save Hemlock!
 * Young Hemlock: "NO?! LET GO?! MY SISTER?!"
 * The Griffin realised this and flew in to save her as well, and grabbed her by the front off barely in time as she was saved, but the Midas Oil touched her hindlegs, as her back legs turned to gold, crippling her as the change hurted her abit!
 * Young Hemlock: "SISTER?!"
 * The Griffin Mafia Member flew the two back to the safety of the Higher ground, as their parents embraced them.
 * Goldtalon was landed in the same spot along with the other Mafia Members!
 * Don Goldtalon: "New girl?! Why needlessly risk your these deer?! The gold would've complimented them! See, the little one is already a quater of an inch there?!"
 * The Griffin: "..... Have you no SHAME?!"
 * Don Goldtalon: "..... WHO, ARE YOU, TO INSULT DON GOLD- (Weapons are heard being donned, as well suited mythics surrounded the Griffin Mafia Members)......... Talon?"
 * The Griffin: "(Pulls out a badge) Don Copperbeak Goldtalon, your under arrest under the Equestrian FBI."
 * Griffin Mafia Member 3: "SHE WAS A SNITCHING SNAKE?!"
 * Don Goldtalon: "...... How dare you ruined my dreams of making the world more golden?!"
 * Griffin: This is wrong and you know it!
 * Don Goldtalon: This is how the Griffin Mafia works?! We do what we need to survive and succeed?!
 * Griffin: Look at you, scolding an undercover agent for doing her job.
 * Don Goldtalon: You bitch! You dare betray the mafia like this?! You better start learning to sleep with eyes open, because when I come back, you are going to pay for this- (Hemlock stabbed him out of nowhere with his antlers, wounding him seriously and surprising everyone)..... Please tell me, I didn't, get, just stabbed, BY A YOUNG BUCK WITH BARELY ANY REAL ANTLERS?!
 * Hemlock:... You have done too much! You don't deserve to live. (He pushes him into the Midas Oil and splases into it, turning him to complete gold, as his pet now starts to wimper in it's loss, the Mafia Members dumbfounded as well as the Equestrian FBI agents.)
 * Griffin Mafia Member 4: "..... Did, Goldtalon..... Just got iced..... by, A DEER?!"
 * Griffin Mafia Member 5: "And one still practicly a teen too?!"
 * Hem's Sister:... Hem... What did you do?
 * Hemlock: What I had to. I couldn't stand him not paying the rightful price for putting us in slavery, not after where it left you! You might never walk properly again! We're leaving back to Thicket and banning griffins forever. They don't deserve to be forgiven for their insufferable greed and crimes. If I see ANY griffins messing with us, don't expect any forgiveness and mercy from me as I kill you. You better stay out of Deerlands if you know what's good for you. (They left)
 * The Griffin Agent who rescued them tried to talk to him, but a Superior stopped her.
 * EFBI Superior: "Your better off letting him be alone. Goldtalon's done for either way. We at least stopped the operation. Now, let's get the arrests down."
 * The Griffin agent sighed as the remaining members were in process of being arrested.
 * (Anya): Since then, Hemlock had been a member of King Aspen's royal guard. Funny thing he started out as our hero until I, the toughest doe, offered the position of leader of the royal guard and to impress me. The one thing I love in a stag, is toughness and skill. I remember he took on a former bully of his who was horribly ruined by him since he was friends with a griffin whom he killed for trespassing when he was just trying to help. That's why, when hearing he was attempting to get to his crush... Wellll...
 * Hemlock:... HELLEBORE?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?
 * Hellebore: You know what. I have been waiting for this day for years! You killed my best friend and you're stealing my crush. I have come to settle the score. I am going to be the new leader of the royal guard and I will HAVE YOU EXILED FOR YOUR MURDER!!! Anya is MINE! So if you want to stop me... YOU'LL HAVE TO KILL ME!!!
 * Anya: I DID NOT AUTHORIZE THIS TO BE A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!!
 * Hellebore: He already made it that way for killing Grafton. He wanted to help fix the bad rep the griffins had, and you RUINED EVERYTHING!!! You, murdered him, for what some crimeboss did to you and for what happened to your sister?! YOU ALREADY HAD YOUR REVENGE ON THAT OLD FART BY BASICLY MURDERING HIM BY HAVING HIM PUSHED OFF THE CLIFF AND TURNED TO GOLD?! You..... You didn't need to kill Grafton!? Your sister manages fine with those gold legs thanks to the kind ent! What more did you wanted?!
 * Hemlock: "To have not been put through that pain to begin with?!"
 * Hellebore: "WHAT ABOUT THE GRIFFIN THAT SAVED YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS!?"
 * Hemlock: "She could've been an anomaly for all I care. Griffins in general are greedy beasts?! It's not just that mafia. Even the ones that aren't criminals are no better?!"
 * Hellebore: THAT DOESN'T MAKE WHAT YOU DID TO GRAFTON RIGHT?! HE DID NOTHING TO DESERVE TO DIE, NOR DO YOU DESEVRED TO BE THE LEADER OF THE ROYAL GUARD AFTER THAT!!! ANYA IS COMING WITH ME!!
 * Anya: GET AWAY FROM ME, HELP!!!
 * Hemlock: LET, HER, GO! (The two paused)... You wanna fight? Then who am I to not finish what I started? (He charged and they fought in the same fashion as the scene)
 * Anya: No, STOP, THIS IS NOT HOW I-
 * Hellebore: NO! YOU OFFERED THIS COMPETITION AND WE'RE SETTLING THIS STAG TO STAG, SO LET US DO SO! (The two fought fiercely as Anya watched in horror)
 * An Owl saw this and hooted in concern, and flew off to warn King Aspen.
 * Hellebore: "YA KNOW, IF IT WASN'T FOR WHAT YOU DID TO GRAFTON, I WOULD'VE BEEN GLAD TO BE ABIT MORE FORMAL ABOUT THIS AND HAVE THIS FIGHT BE TAKEN TO THE TRADITIONAL ARENA, BUT SINCE YOU DESIDED TO BE A MURDERIOUS BASTURD?!"
 * Hemlock: "WELL EXCUSE ME IF HE TURNED OUT TO BE ANOTHER ANOMALY AND WANTED TO BE FOOLISHLY EARNEST ABOUT BEING HARMLESS?! I CAN'T EXACTLY BRING MYSELF TO TRUST GRIFFINS AFTER WHAT I WENT THROUGH?!"
 * Hellebore: "OH, SO A ROUGE CRIMEBOSS FROM A CRIMINAL ORGANISATION THAT HAPPENED TO BE CONSISTENTLY GRIFFINS, TREATING YOU LIKE CRAP, JUSTIFIES MURDER?! YA KNOW, IF THAT GRIFFIN AGENT KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GROW UP TO BE THIS NILIST MONSTER, SHE WOULD'VE LEFT YOU TO BECOME GOLD?!"
 * Hemlock: "HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO FORGIVE GRIFFINS AFTER WHAT GOLDTALON PUT ME THROUGH?!"
 * Hellebore: "HERE'S A START?! HE WAS CRUEL TO FELLOW GRIFFINS TOO?! EVEN TO HIS LOYALISTS?! HE ALSO, WANTED TO TURN OUR OCEANS INTO GOLDEN LIDQUID?! THAT OLD BAG OF SHIT WAS CLEARLY INSANE?!"
 * Hemlock: "BUT HE HAD ONE THING THAT UNITED HIM WITH HIS RACE: THEIR GREED?!"
 * Hellebore: THAT'S WHAT COMES WITH BEING TREASURERS, AND GOOD ONES AT THAT! GOLDTALON DID NOT REPRESENT GRIFFINS AS A RACE, AND YOU WERE FOOLISH TO JUDGE THEM FOR THEIR GREED!!
 * Hemlock: THEY MADE US SLAVES FOR GREED!! THEY ARE ALL THE SAME: GREEDY SAVAGE EXTORTIONIST MONSTERS WHO CARE ABOUT NOTHING BUT THEIR OWN WELFARE! I HAVE SEEN THE WORST OF GRIFFINS AND I WILL NEVER LET THEM COMMIT ANOTHER GREED-BASED CRIME ON US FOR AS LONG AS I LIVE.
 * Hellebore: THEN YOU CAN DIE AND SEE GRAFTON IN HELL! (They continued fighting until Hemlock scarred him ruthlessly as he fell in a creek)...
 * Hemlock:... You lost. I earned the right to be the leader of the royal guard.
 * Anya: Okay, that is enough! Neither of you get to be the leader if you're going to be jerks about this. I'm gonna have to settle for Blackthorn. He is as tough as both of you, but he is far more respectful and mature. I have even lost my urge to find a suitable husband.
 * Hemlock:... Thanks a lot, jackass!
 * Hellebore: DON'T ACT LIKE THIS WASN'T GOING TO BE BROUGHT UP AGAIN! YOU DON'T JUST MURDER AND NOT PAY THE CONSEQUENCES! YOU DON'T DESERVE HER OR TO LEAD THE ROYAL GUARD!
 * Anya: I SAID THAT IS ENOUGH! You two are dismissed!... (The two got angry at each other and left)
 * (Gilda): So why is Hemlock your husband if he murdered needlessly?
 * (Anya): Because he did something that earned my heart. He sent Hellebore to exile in Griffinmainia. He figured he'd be better off there and it somewhat made up for his murder. Hellebore still resides there to this day.
 * (Icky): "Well, at least we would avoid this guy coming back as a surprise villain and being with Screw."
 * (Anya): Oh don't worry. Helle may be very angry at what Hem did, but he would never betray nature just to get even. That being said, It wasn't a perfect move as Helle still felt very, bitter about everything, but it was the best apology he had. It was a great sacrifice that was tough enough to earn my heart. That's when he swore to try and give griffins a chance. The key word being 'try'.
 * Anya: Then after the Convocation of Creatures, he went all the way back to square one. Going their way to a controversial move of giving lands we know is most of Equestria under a heavy payment, thus driving hundreds or even thousands out of their homes and causing the risk of a civil war, and even almost causing history to repeat itself with the Griffin Mafia almost being allowed to make more deer into slaves, was all he could stand, and enough to convince him that he was right. Thus he swore to have Thicket forsake any involvement with them and try to turn the entire world against them by proving it. The sad part is that after that incident, it was working. Griffins don't deserve the reputation this incident caused, as they are just misunderstood for their ways. I wanted to make sure my husband doesn't get out of hoof by supporting him and defending him from King Aspen, and then bribing him by saying I will get a divorce and leave him to be punished if he forsakes the rules and betrays his loyalties to both King Aspen and me. He loves me too much to say no because I was always there for him. I cared for him and supported him as best as I could. He's not a bad person. He's just under a lot of pressure of having trouble trusting griffins especially as of recently.
 * Soothsayer: Well it will be hard to take him seriously if he continues to act like this.
 * Gazelle: ".... Where is Hem's sister?"
 * Anya: "She's still around, but she has grown attached to the kind Ent and has traveled to many different forests in Equestria and beyond. She visits back from time to time."
 * Shifu: "Well, for now, we'll have to save delaing with Hem's mad hatred later. We have some Minotaurs to quell."
 * Anya: "But here's what confuses me. I know Minotaurs are great builders, but, one would figure that alien tec would be too difficult for them."
 * Icky: "I'm betting ya, Screwy went Grimoors on us and likely hired some outsider freelances to do the hard stuff for him. Question is.... Who exactly are we dealing with?"
 * Two deers were seen held in a cage as a large tent censors off an ongoing machanical process.
 * A Musk Ox Minotaur and a Water Buffalo Minotaur were walking by with a Steer Minotaur and a Bisontaur
 * Musk Ox Minotaur: "I don't like this one bit, guys!"
 * Water Buffalo Minotaur: "(Like Bogo) I know this ain't the most ideal way to go about this, but it's Screw's orders."
 * Steer Minotaur: "Screw? Screw who?"
 * Bisontaur: "Screw U'son."
 * Steer Minotaur: "HEY?! WHAT DID I DO, BYSON?!"
 * Byson: "No, Billy Bovine! Screw U'son!"
 * Billy Bovie: "NO?! SCREW YOU, SON?!"
 * Byson: "No?! SCREW U'SON, NOT SCREW YOU SON?!"
 * Water Buffalo: "(Grabs the duo by the ears) OKAY ENOUGH?! Screw, is our foremen Minotaur and he expects us to co-operate! So as his second in construction command, I expect we oblieged him!?"
 * Byson: "My humblised Apologies, Water Buff."
 * Billy: "Sawww-rrreeee."
 * Water Buff: ".... That's better. (Lets go). Big Stank."
 * Musk Ox Minotaur saluted nerviously!
 * Water Buff: "I'm going to see how Screw is doing. Make sure our guests are safe. Whilest I attend with the..... OTHER, guests. Byson, Billy..... Don't be stupid with the Foremen's name again."
 * The Trio: "Sir!"
 * Water Buff walked into the tent.
 * An Iron Will sytiled Minotaur with a cuban cigar in his mouth was seen as a silluetted bot monstrosity was being made.
 * ???: "I told ya we were gonna not disappoint, Screw!"
 * Foremen Screw turned to look to see the freed Hackerz and Zimba of former Dark Trinity fame, now appearent mercenaries!
 * Foremen Screw: "..... Ya Futurasian Aliens did a bang up job with that villain team tec. Not bad for former Dark Trinity wackjobs."
 * Hackerz: "Well, the Doc has yet to get out of prison and it be a good while for the Trinity to get back, so me and catman here deside to become mercs to pass the time."
 * Zimba: "And being a mercenaries as invigerating as me gladiator days!"
 * Hackerz: "And I get my making mischief fix! Espeically how much of it is gonna happen thanks to this baby! Oh, and uh, just be sure ya scrap the thing afterwords, okay? The doc would strangle our necks if he found out that as mercenaires we empowered a less advance community."
 * Foremen Screw: "Oh don't worry, gentlemen. This bad boy will live up to the name "4-Ever-Destroyer" soon enough. How's the little lizard doing with that reicpe of Mang Cobra's Neva-Grow serum?"
 * ???: "DRAGON, NOT LIZARD YOU STUPID MAN-COW!!"
 * The freed Kung Pow was seen working on the recipe.
 * Kung Pow: "And working on that amatur snake mutant's recipe is child's play. And with my newly repaired again staff, I can do anything!"
 * Foremen: "Hey, remember that it was me who had these two aliens break you out during that field trip where those Prison 42 wardens making ya lot pick up garbage in this "Pharagu" planet."
 * Kung Pow: "And thank my people's gods that they hired space bandits to slow that transport down while they were able to get me to escape."
 * Hackerz: "And we got some stupid bandits arrested in the process because we told them that transport was a banking transport! HA! What a bunch of noobs! Best troll I ever made."
 * Zimba: "To be fair, they weren't particular bright marauders. They were a gang called "The Space Dumbasteriods" after all."
 * Hackerz: "I know! The perfect suckers! (Laughs)"
 * Water Buff came up.
 * Water Buff: "Foremen, if I may interupt your conversation with these..... "Friends", of yours...... Mr. F has arrived."
 * Foremen Screw: "Ahh, alchourse. Thank you for informing me, Water Buff. I swear, you're many times much better than Jargon. (Walks off) Keep a good eye on the progress, Buff."
 * Water Buff: "(Relucent Sigh), Yes sir."
 * Foremen Screw entered.
 * Foremen Screw: "Thank you for waiting, sir."
 * A business chair was seen, as it slowly turned to reveil a goatee'd recolor of Svengallop.
 * Foremen Screw: "Welcome to the sight of the would've been Fun Fun Land, sir. The would've been latest addition to the Funland Enterprises company empire! Had Well-To-Do not lost Mighty Minotaur Constructions due to that Heart of the Forest hippie deer, it would've been made!"
 * "Mr. F": (A bit like Abridged Cooler) Spare me that hogwash, Screw! How is the preparations of this machine?"
 * Foremen Screw: "I assure you, oh grand Mr. Funland Gallop of the Gallop Family, the Fun Fun Land Park will finally be built and renewed once we dealt with those hippie deer after how they ruined my livelihood after they closed down Mighty Minotaur Construction and put Well-To-Do out of business.
 * Mr. Funland: "..... You didn't, answer, my question! Do you remember, Sky Rider? (An angry looking pegicus mare in Wind Rider's colors was seen) Would've been Wonderbolt, Grand Daughter of fallen legend Wind Rider, and a VERY strong mare? She would even turn a Minotaur's skull, like yours, into dust, (Sky Rider was seen crushing a rock into nothing but pebbles)... Like it was nothing."
 * Foremen Screw: "(Gulp)..... It's, relitively near completion sir....."
 * Mr. Funland: "....... Do you have, any idea, how much indignity my family suffered, thanks to cousin Svengallop's madness began? My poor aunt and uncle are at risk of falling in hard times, thanks to Sven's immature recklessness. ESPEICALLY ON HOW HE WAS GONNA DESTROY THE CHRISTAIL EMPIRE, JUST TO GET EVEN WITH A BUNCH OF MARES?!"
 * Foremen Screw: "You seem, sore, about it."
 * Mr. Funland: "Oh don't get me wrong. If my cousin wants to make a reckless idiot of himself and be thrown into the asylum he belongs, that's his business! I, need to redeem my family's name, however! Appearently, Svengallop's bad reputation is the family's bad reputation. Not just that, but I need to fufill a promise to my friend, the original Mr. Funland, where I was mere Fungallop, Funland Avian. The original griffin owner of this enterprise, Screw....... His son, Grafton, died in that forest..... Because of those savage deers. He couldn't cope with it, and died a broken heart.... Figuratively, and literally when he ended up being so sad, he forget to take his heart medication like an idiot and died of cardiac arrest. Poor Hellebore tried to avenge him, but he got exiled as a result. As such, at his funeral, Hellebore asked us to avenge Grafton for him.... So, as new owner, I had hired Well-To Do, a netouriously determined business capitalist to the point that he's amoral to the concerns of others and even life itself, to destroy that forest and build this theme park..... But then, he was stopped, momentarly devoured by a Hydra until nature took it's course, and he ended up being arrested and made to do communal serivces as punishment! At least that overcomfident idiot was considerate enough to keep quiet of Funland's involvement. As far as the world knew, he was a reckless entrepreneur who caused more trouble then what he tried to do. Which gave me a chance to enact a fresh new revenge."
 * Foremen Screw: "And I can't thank ya enough for including me into this, sir."
 * Mr. Funland: "Glad to know someone appresiates what I do around here."
 * ???: (Lateral lisp voice) "Uh, excuse me sir?"
 * A nerdy pony that looked like the Landlord's daughter from the Saddle Row review in Dr. Eureka's colors were seen confusedly looking at the skematics.
 * Mr. Funland: "(Sarcasticly) Oh goody, if it isn't Dr. Eureka's niece. Enigma."
 * Enigma: "Mr. Funland, I'm having some moral questions about the ethics behind conbining bulldozers and lost villain team tec to create a giant monsterious robot?"
 * Mr. Funland: "...... Enigma...... Do you still want to design rides for me?"
 * Enigma: "(Gulps relucently)..... Yes, sir?"
 * Mr. Funland: "(Sternly) Then KINDLY don't question me, go back to that tent and do your job, you science fair reject?!"
 * Enigma leaves feeling guilty about this.
 * Foremen Screw: ".... Kids, am I right? Speically Kid Geniuses. They just say the darnest things-"
 * Mr. Funland: "AS, I, WAS, SAYING?! Hellebore has speficily asked us to destroy Everfree, so not only do we get what we want, but he would be able to lead his people to a forest in Griffinmainia, start a new life, and Hemlock is the new exile for his mindless Griffin hate.... And, thanks to the mercenaires being generous enough to supply me with this, "Nighthowler Serum", and the approbeate gun to use them, and with a reunion of the Griffin Mafia Members they captured from the prison, I'll turn those sorry has-beens to savage beasts, and have them mercilessly kill Hemlock, as he had did to my former boss's son?!"
 * Foremen Screw: ".... And.... I have to ask sir..... Why, do you want to avenge the Original Mr. Funland's Kid?"
 * Mr. Funland: "...... Because, the real Mr. Funland, was pretty much my adopted father. I was a part of the Gallop family that weren't so luxerious thanks to bad spending practices. My real father became a hopeless drunk and mother became unreliable as a prositute from Fillidelphia, so, The Original Mr. Funland adopted me from that decreped hellhole, and I became Vice-President of Funland Enterprises.... Now, that kind soul died, thanks to some RACIST SAVAGE DEER, WHO COULDN'T LET GO OF WHAT SOME LONG GONE CRIME BOSS DID TO HIM IN HIS YOUTH?! WELL NOW, I'M GOING TO GIVE THE EXACT, SAME CRUELTY, HE GAVE TO POOR GRAFTON AND HELLEBORE?!"
 * Foremen Screw: "Sounds alright with me, as long as it gets my life back togather."
 * Mr. Funland: "...... Which reminds me...... Sky Rider?"
 * Sky Rider: "(Salutes like a soldier) SIR?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "Find Thicket and capture Hemlock. I want him to have a front-row seat to the fall of Everfree, then we'll throw him into that pit with the Mafia Griffins, where I, will get to animalised those beasts for Hemlock's viewing displeasure. And do it, stealthily."
 * Sky Rider: "..... He won't even know I was here. (Slides into the shadows and vanishes.)"
 * Foremen Screw: "..... Permission to speak freely, sir?"
 * Mr. Funland: "Granted."
 * Foremen Screw: "She scares me."
 * Mr. Funland: "She's my head of security. She was suppose to be intimidating. After all..... I'm done playing nice. Those hippy deers will pay for what they did to all of us. They will either leave or die with the rest of Thicket. Either way, we get what we want."
 * Foreman Screw: And you're sure the impact won't attract unwanted attention?
 * Mr. Funland: That is what Mang's never grow formula is for...... So the Deers can't make a new forest anywhere..... Now get busy, Screw!
 * Foremen Screw went off to do so.
 * The group traveled onto Everfree.
 * Icky: "Ya know, it is always like us to get abit side tracked to an otherwise unrelated problem just to get help with the main issue at hand."
 * Twilight: Well, no, but be grateful we get to help others on this adventure. We need to stop Screw if we want to find Gaia.
 * Mystic: If we're lucky, Gaia will see to it that Screw and any others who threaten Thicket will be swiftly punished.
 * Privet: (He was similar to Bramble but has spots like Bambi's) Well, Gaia is not very merciful as nature usually isn't. But she is reasonable.
 * Mystic: Yes. This paradise she sleeps in is said to contain a tree of life that is like the Yggdrasil and the Tree of Harmony that can rebuild her home and punish the destructive, and she has a pet bird-of-paradise, the one of mythology that is, to watch over the forest for her. Enchanted plants also guard the borders.
 * Anya: Apricot said he survived a meeting with her when discussing the park Gloriosa and Timber run and convinced her they'd defend her home. And we are. But here's what will be difficult. If we simply ask for help, she could take it as us failing and kick us out.
 * Starswirl: I can convince her as the godfather of Celestia and Luna. Many surviving Alicorn Gods find respect for fellow Alicorn Gods and those who guide them, mortal or otherwise. She will understand that mortals aren't as strong as gods and will help us. She'd understand that we were helping regardless. It would be illogical and dishonorable to kick them out after that. You have nothing to worry about when we see her.
 * Privet: That's good to hear.
 * Anya: Well, there's also trying to deal with Screw's goons. He may not have Jargon around, but he has someone better. A water buffalo Minotaur named Water Buff. He was somewhat related to the late Toron from what I heard.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, S***! That's what we needed to hear.
 * Anya: "Oh, don't worry. It's been said that he denounced his Toron."
 * Rainbow Dash: That doesn't make it less awkword that Toron died, thanks to us, and he likely has issues with us on principal alone. What's next? Does Screw have some ponies related to Svengallop, Wind Rider, and Eureka on his side too or something?
 * Twilight:... That is, very, oddly specific.
 * Applejack: "But fer now, I doubt it. Can't imagine any ponies that want to give deer trouble like that again."
 * Lord Shen: "But question is, who could possabily be the freelance helping Screw?"
 * Boss Wolf: "Well let's hope it's not those two Former Dark Trinity dingalings Hackerz and Zimba. Those two are still out and about as mercs since their escape around a year after the events of Tri-corn's epic meltdown. Trust me. A mayhem hungry little lizard and a battle-straved lion man, being mercs? Not a good combination."
 * Mushu: "Not helping that my crazy uncle's on the loose again when he vanished from the Prison 42 transport while their was a very stupid attempt to rob it done so by the Dumbasteriods!"
 * Duke: "Helping little that a shipment of contained Nighthowlers and a gun to use NH pellets went reportingly missing in the Flatfoot's place."
 * Anya: "I'm more concerned on what kind of machine Screw could be making...... And what could they use to prevent Everfree from going back?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well Mang once claimed he once ploted on making a serum called Neva-Grow that is basicly something that prevents plants from going back. It was pretty much meant to be his answer to deal with worlds that rely on plants for protection."
 * Anya: "Why would this Mang create something like that?"
 * Pinkie: "Duh, he's a bad guy. Doi!"
 * Anya: "I mean, why would anyone want to intentionally make something to harm plants? They're a symbol of life and a sigmia of a healthy planet."
 * Discord: "Again, as Pinkie had qouted, (Head turns into Pinkie's) Duh, he's a bad guy, Doi! (Head turns back to normal) Often times, villains aren't exactly, eviomentally concerned. That's why Dystopias often have a thriving industrial business."
 * Anya: "..... Any such concotion needs to be destroyed!"
 * Sandy: "Oh trust me! We'll be more then glad to wreck anything that belongs to Lord Cobra! Anything he tends to make is nothing but trouble!"
 * Hemlock was walking down alone as he sighed.
 * Hemlock: "....... Sister...... Shamrock, I wish I can talk with you about this....... If only you didn't need to always be with that Ent......"
 * Hemlock went inside his hut.
 * ???: "Took you long enough, hornhead."
 * Hemlock: "What- (Gets smacked as he fell unconjustus)......"
 * Sky Rider came out of the shadows.......
 * Sky Rider: "..... Tch, so easy, even that wimp Big Stank can do it. (Grab Hemlock and quietly disappears before anyone can notice)."
 * Hemlock was found, still unconjustus and knocked out.
 * Hemlock came through and saw where he was....
 * Hemlock: "Whe..... Where am I?"
 * ???: "Your own, personal hell."
 * Hemlock looked to see Mr. Funland on his desk.
 * Hemlock: "....... Funland?"
 * Mr. Funland: "Oh good, the savage HASN'T forgotten about me."
 * Hemlock: "...... It all makes sense now...... Alchourse Screw couldn't've been capable to cause problems on his own?! You were behind it!"
 * Mr. Funland: "Ho-ho-ho, he's a SMART savage! How very droll."
 * Hemlock: "So you were behind why Well tried to destroyed our homes?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "Well why else did you think that sloppy fool tried to build an amusement park, idiot? He was a contract constructer. He never constructs things for no real viable reason...."
 * Hemlock: "...... Wow? You endangered your own kind with the forest's wrath?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "(Laughs), Oh why he said!? Ho-ho-ho-ho! It's like you already forget about how you murdered poor Grafton!"
 * Hemlock was confused......
 * Hemlock: "...... What, did that anomality of a griffin has to do with this?"
 * Mr. Funland grabbed a picture frame and spin-tossed it at Hemlock's near direction as it landed on a pellow.
 * Hemlock rose up, still tied, and saw that the picture had a family of griffins and a younger Funland.....
 * Hemlock: "..... What is with the family photo? I, I don't understand."
 * Mr. Funland: "That, is my family photo. I, was the adopted child of the Original Mr. Funland....... The father, of Grafton Avion."
 * Hemlock was shocked.......
 * Hemlock: "...... Grafton, had, a family?"
 * Mr. Funland: "Ohhhh, look the big brain on you!"
 * Hemlock: "...... How..... How can this be? Goldtalon hated his family!? I, I figured that Griffins have nateroly terrorable families?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "Did it EVER accured to you that perhaps Goldtalon was not an accreate representation of Griffin Kind?! Nor, were they! (Presses a button and reveils the captured prison-suited Goldtalon followers) They were nothing more then criminal scum of socity's underbelly?! And you, had the nerve, to accuse my adopted brother, of being like them?!"
 * Hemlock: "Please, my sister lost her ability to use her back legs! She had to rely on a kind Ent to move anywhere! That happened because of griffins!"
 * Mr. Funland: "No! It happened, because of an illegal slave trade and an illegal midas oil minding accsident?! A griffin that was an undercover agent of the FBI, saved your useless ungrateful ass and your sister?! That, should've been proof that Goldtalon was nothing more, then a filthy shitstain on the name of Griffins?!"
 * Hemlock: "....... (Quietly) What have I done?...... (Openly) Mr. Funland, you have enlighted me on this. I'll forsake my hatred for the griffin race. I can't promise I'll straight up forgive them in light of their controversy about the dept. Goldtalon may not be an accreate representation for all Griffins, but greed is still their commen unifying problem. But, I'll try to be like Anya and be less hostile about this."
 * Mr. Funland: "Oh, (Laughs indigently)! NOW you realised you f****d up?! (Darkly) Too bad you were Grafton's blood too late! Now, I am going to subject you to the same cruelty you have bestowed onto my brother?! How's about, the periment destruction of Everfree Forest with Mang Cobra's recipe of an anti-plant growth serum sound? A fair trade off of a beloved adopted brother I may never have back?! ALONG WITH THAT THE ORIGINAL MR. FUNLAND, DIED OF A BROKEN HEART AND CARDIAC ARREST, THANKS TO THE FACT THAT YOU MURDERED HIS INTENDED HEIR?! YOU MURDERED HIM WITH GRIEF?!"
 * Hemlock: "Please, I am sorry for this sorrow I created, I know what's that like to have your family hurt, but please, don't make the forest suffer for my sins?! You will only enrage Gaia Everfree!"
 * Mr. Funland: "I am not afraid of Gaia Everfree! Because the villain teams were nice enough to neglect bottles of a divine-to-mortal potion as well! If she dares interfear, she'll be redused to a mortal, and be at my mercy! And best part.... It'll be all because of you! You, created these problems yourself?! Because of your rampent Griffin hate?! (Hemlock felt great shame of himself).... And worse off...... You will be made to watch the dishastor, unfold..... Then, afterwards, I will turn those phathic worms into ferals to throw you into a pit with them, for them to rip apart and devour! The ultamate poetic justice! Killed, by the very things you swore to hate?! Grafton, will be avenged?! And Hellebore will take care of the deers for you."
 * Hemlock: "Hellebore?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "(Being coy) Oops! That was suppose to be a secret! (Darkly) Good thing I plan to kill you off after I redused Everfree forest to ash and dust! Just, how did you think that Well-To-Do clown was able to find that forest to begin with?! It was Hellebore's payback for your murder of his friend when you exiled him?!"
 * Hemlock: "...... How can Hellebore be driven to betray nature like that?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "Oh don't get me wrong, he at first didn't want to.... But I appealed to his nature that hated you, and, coherse him into wanting to sacriviced Everfeee in faver of a forest in Griffinmainia...."
 * Hemlock: "...... You malmitulated him while he didn't think clearly?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "More like, negosiated, like a good business pony does."
 * Hemlock: "Grafton would not forgive this action?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT AS IF YOU KNEW HIM?! YOU'RE HIS MURDEROR?!"
 * Hemlock: "You know well enough that neither he, NOR the REAL Mr. Funland would've wanted this?!"
 * Mr. Funland: "(Gets filled with fury)....... SKY?!"
 * Hemlock gets stepped on by Sky Rider.....
 * Mr. Funland: "..... Place him, in his own cage, over seeing everything?!"
 * Hemlock: "Funland, please, I'm sorry about Grafton and your adopted father! I know my remorse won't bring them back, but please, I beg of you, YOU KNOW NEITHER OF THEM WOULD'VE WANTED THIS FROM YOU?!"
 * Mr. Funland: Too late! You already sealed your fate.
 * Hemlock: My brother and Aspen will come looking for me.
 * Mr. Funland: They will either be dead or have been chased off before they even miss you. And given your crime, they won't miss you one bit.
 * Hemlock: You're wrong! I gave Hellebore a home in Griffinmainia. It was the best apology I could offer.
 * Mr. Funland: Who are you kidding? You wouldn't have done that if it wasn't for Anya. And even if you did exile him, without Anya, you probuly would've just thrown him near Timber Wolf or Manitcore Terratory, or just out of Everfree entirely, at best! You are nothing but trouble on your own. You have no common courtesy to anyone or even yourself. That's why I am dealing with you appropriately for everyone's safety.
 * Hemlock: Well how would you act if you were in slavery?
 * Mr. Funland: I wouldn't've done what you did, that's for sure. Face it, deer, there's no hope left for you. You made the choices that brought you here, and you must pay the penalty.
 * ???: I'd let him go if I were you. (Shamrock came in with her Ent, breaking Mr. Funland's tent)...
 * Hemlock:... SHAMROCK!
 * Mr. Funland: "WAIT A MINUTE, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO BE AWAY?!"
 * Shamlock: "Well, see, I was coming for a surprise visit for the holidays, when we saw these carnaval lights and hiddenly witnessed what was going on, then I heard these two minotaur dudes talk about-"
 * Mr. Funland: "(Dejected) Say no more. (Seriously) Well that doesn't make you a threat to this operation, not even with your pet tree thing!"
 * Ent: I am DeGroot!
 * Mr. Funland: (Quietly) Oh dear alicorns, we're going the Groot route with this one. (Openly) Oh, well hello, DeGroot! I'll try to be more courteous while I burn you and make your body into a chair.
 * Ent (DeGroot): I am DeGroot!
 * Shamrock: I wouldn't act so smug around DeGroot. He is my magic companion who helps me walk after all.
 * Mr. Funland: Ohh, I'm SOOOO scared! I've handled Ents before. What makes him any different?
 * Shamrock:... Okay, since you asked. DeGroot?
 * DeGroot: (He grew much bigger with his magic)... I, AM... DEGROOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!
 * Mr. Funland: (Quietly) Oh we're DEFFENTLY going the Groot route here. (Openly) Oh, their overgrowth spell. Seen it. You'll have to do better than that- (DeGroot suddenly transformed into the same carnivorous plant from Friendship Games)... Aw, bloody hell!
 * Shamrock: DeGroot knows a thing or two about the metamorphosis spell. Ents can rarely do that. But that's not all. He's full of surprises. Show him what you can REALLY do, DeGroot!
 * Mr. Funland: "Oh nuts to that! (Presses a button) INTRUDER BREACH!? ALL PERSONAL ON NOTICE?! ENT ATTACK?!"
 * The Ruined Park becomes alive with Minotaurs and Minotaur hybrids arming themselves with either construction equiptment, axes, or even some lost villain team wepaonry, as the reprogrammed machines of The Dark Dragon Scourge and Team Nefarious began to activate!
 * Mr. Funland: "I don't think you thought this through, brat!"
 * Shamrock: Actselly, all ya did was made things not boring for me. Ents can sense their surroundings as technical embodiments of life and worshippers of the Alicorn Gods of life. Believe me when I say that DeGroot did MORE than think it through. Right, DeGroot?
 * DeGroot: I AM DEGROOT!! (He spawned thorns on his body and then did this)
 * Mr. Funland:... Impressive... For a glorifived wooden wheelchair.
 * Shamrock: Oh, ha-ha-ha! Very funny. But despite what you may think, I'm not solely reliant on DeGroot. Do you know how I got my name? That doll I saved wasn't just a doll. It hid my ultimate family heirloom. (Takes out the same doll and opens it's back to reveal a shamrock)...
 * Mr. Funland:... A clover? You carry around something that tends to grow, with grass? And I thought Dr. Eureka's nerdy niece was weird with collecting bottle caps from dsicontinued designs of bottles, but this?
 * Shamrock: Not just a clover. One of the creations of Clover the Clever passed down to us deer.
 * Mr. Funland: "Clover the Cleve-..... Awwwwww, snicker doodles."
 * Shamrock: I am considered good luck because, for some unexplainable reason, I am cursed with good luck. It's not traditional good luck from superstition. It's artificial good luck. I found the shamrock as a baby and it blessed me with fortune. That's why despite things commonly misfortunate, I am always lucky. Even without it, I am somewhat protected. The shamrock was guarded by the Ent colony DeGroot was from. Poor guys were victims of the Misfortune Malachite before it was destroyed, and DeGroot was the only survivor. I took him in as a friend and he's been with me for a long time.
 * Hemlock:... I thought there was something funny with that plant in your room.
 * (This happened between a young slave Hemlock and a sapling DeGroot)
 * Shamrock: So no matter what you do, I seem to be untouchable.
 * Mr. Funland: Oh, is that a bet? We'll see about that.
 * Shamrock: DeGroot? Let's keep him busy until the Lodgers and company arrive.
 * DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
 * Mr. Funland: Okay, seriously! This charade of being like Groot is starting to get grating! Do you EVER say anything else-
 * Mr. Funland gets smacked and crashes into the bars of the captured Goldtalon loyalists.
 * Goldtalon Loyalist 1: "Look at this schmoe failing at his revenge sceame over here before it can even get off the ground! (Laughs with the other Loyalists)!"
 * Enigma was about to enter in to ask something, but desided to walk out when she saw the conflict.
 * Mr. Funland: "SKY RIDER?!"
 * Sky Rider: "(Cracks her neck), Get ready to be turned into a Hearth's Warming tree, ent! (Charges at DeGroot)!"
 * DeGroot: I AM DEGROOT! (He turns into the plant and fights back against Sky Rider, and more Minotaurs as Shamrock was never touched by any until Mr. Funland was the last one left and Hemlock was freed)
 * Hemlock:... Where is Apricot and Flora?
 * Mr. Funland:... (Gulps)..... Now, now, let's, be civil.... Now first off, they're fine, secondly- (Gets grabbed by a root)..... Oh nooo."
 * Anya: Alright, it's time to act.
 * Privet: YES! My first battle. Those brutes won't know what hit them. We'll be all over them like ivy on the tree.
 * Gloria: Let's not get cocky. We need to take this reasonably. We need to just find Screw and ask him where Apricot and Flora are, and- (Hemlock and his crew came out with Apricot the apricot deer, and Flora, an older female version of Bramble with green eyes, and the vine-wrapped villains)
 * Rainbow Dash: (Looks at Funland and Sky)... AW, COME ON!!! WHY MUST KARMA FART IN OUR DIRECTION?!?
 * DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
 * Icky:... An Ent ripping off Groot? Never thought I'd see that. Figured alot of Ents would try for a more "Treebeard" sytile.
 * Zimba: "THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED?!"
 * Hackerz: "(Grumbles angerly)."
 * Kung Pow: "THIS, IS, UTTER, HUMILIATION?!"
 * Screw: "DIRTY CHEATS?!"
 * Water Buff: "Oh please screw, accept this humiliation with some grace and dignity.
 * Shamrock: Let's find Gaia!
 * The Episode suddenly stops!
 * Deadpool: "AWWWWWWWWWWWW COME ON?! I know these guys weren't the impourent villains, but you could've at least allowed us to see the big scary robot Scroopfan was building up to?!"
 * Scroopfan: "Well someone managed to get out of Nick's chorces early!"
 * Deadpool: "I made me myself and I covered that shit! I mean the fact that I tend to have a crap ton of myself to show up at random! (More Deadpools appeared!)"
 * Deadpools: "HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOH?!"
 * Deadpool: "Can we PLEASE have a redo that thsoe two Futurasia guys were able to pull a fast on Bambi here so we can get to see the cool robot?!"
 * Scroopfan: "Admitingly, I was hoping to actselly show off the "4ever Destroyer", actselly."
 * MSM: Okay, I didn't bring you in just to constantly be Scroopfan's mouth piece and exaggerate his complaining of things that can be corrected.
 * Deadpool: "Hey now, just because he and I happen to agree the same thing and that I show up when he edits doesn't mean that I'm his mouthpiece!"
 * Scroopfan: "Well in MSM's defence, you do seem to show up when I'm the one editing."
 * Deadpool: "..... But still, I think we are owed cool giant robot action!"
 * MSM: All you idiots take a further look into the scene. (The scene resumes as the camera pans onto Enigma as she got into the reveiled 4ever Destroyer as it was being awakened)
 * 4ever Destroyer:... Reckindise mission statement. Destroy Thicket and annoying heroes, recover Mr. Funland and others.
 * MSM: (As the Deadpools looked in surprise)... Now think about what you've done and don't do it again because I am smart enough to fix anything undesired.
 * Scroopfan: "MSM, it's Deadpool, there's no garrentie he won't try this again."
 * MSM: True, but this is turning into an overused joke. At least have the guy not ruin the episode by hijacking the episode with his meta abilities. The show will be much better that way.
 * Scroopfan: ".... Actselly that's fair. Deadpool, you may not be able to promise to not interupt episodes to bring up a direction you don't like, but can we have you to promise to not do it so often?"
 * Deadpool: "....... Yeah, the joke was going stale anyway. How's about I show up only one in every, three-to-four episodes, and I only show up in an odd number if you ask me to do a statement message like in the Keuca episode and/or just because it would be funny to do a forth wall joke when something narly happens, fair deal?"
 * MSM: As long as you don't drive everyone around the studio crazy and do it for no reason. Now back to the show.
 * The Group were just gonna walk off with the captured foes, when the tent holding down 4ever Destroyer came crashing down as Engima was riding it!
 * Engima through a voice intercom in the Destroyer: "Um, excuse me, heroes? Uh, I know your just doing your jobs, but. Mr. Funland kinda promised me a chance to live up my dream to become an amusement park ride designer, and.... He's, kinda impourent for my future. So, if I can just ask you guys to let him and the others good, I won't have to feel awful making the Destroyer, uh, live up to it's namesake with you guys."
 * Rainbow Dash: "OH LET ME GUESS?! Your related to Dr. Eureka, right?!"
 * Engima: "His niece, actselly, and I need to say he's just misunderstood. He-"
 * Starlight: We know. He's still bad, but not as bad as Wind and Sven.
 * Flora: But we won't be as hard on you as these guys because you are just as tame as him. But... Why are you still fighting for these guys?
 * Enigma: Because our family has been looked at horribly since his crimes were discovered. The entire family was ruined and put in mass probation. I couldn't get to fulfill my dream of being an inventor. Funland promised me that I could get hope back if I help him.
 * Apricot: He lead Well-To-Do into our home and tried to destroy our home with... THAT THING!
 * Enigma: He called it the 4ever Destroyer.
 * Kowalski:... And I thought I had bad naming skills for one reason or another.
 * DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
 * Enigma: Hey, I'm not crazy about the name either.
 * Mr. Funland: "IT'S SUPPOSE TO BE SYMBOLIC TO THE FACT THIS BLASTED FOREST IS NAMED EVERFREE?!"
 * Icky: "Oh we get the concept of the name, it still doesn't make it less dumb, however."
 * Engima: But he's been like a proper mentor for me for a long time. I would be ungrateful to not return the favor for him.
 * Skipper: And what has he ever done for you? I mean, besides being the only one to give you a job.
 * Enigma: "I-..... Huh...... Actselly, apart from that, not really much."
 * Mr. Funland: "Enigma, don't you dare!! Funland Enterprises is still your only hope to get your little ride ideas into reality?! No one else would accept you but me?! I am the only one who sympathises with your familial blight?!"
 * Gazelle: "Be that as it may, Funland. It's not for the right reasons. You only saw her as an ally for your own desires."
 * Mr. Funland: "Look, if it eases your opinions on me, I have no fondness for my dips*** cousin Sven?! He got my biological family in a bad scrape?! I need to redeem it with Funland Enterprises?!"
 * Pinkie: "Wait, but, wasn't Funland Enterprises owned by griffins?"
 * Mr. Funland: "I'm the adopted son of the Original Mr. Funland when my biological parents proved inadequate to care for me themselves, father being a hopeless drunkard, and mother turning to prostitution for survival. I, was from the poorer side of the Gallop family if anyone was curious by that. I had to took over, when Hemlock caused my father to die of a litterall broken heart, WHEN HE MURDERED GRAFTON?!"
 * Gazelle:... The griffin you murdered was The Original Mr. Funland's son?
 * Hemlock: I didn't know! I was too blinded by my past to think clearly. I'm as sorry as you want me to be since he just told me.
 * Mr. Funland: A little too late for sorry. You have been treating griffins harshly for far too long.
 * Hemlock: I wanted to give them a chance for my wife. Then that loan incident ignited the rage when it threatened thousands out of their homes, including us.
 * Mr. Funland: Now, I won't pretend that bit of infomaion was, unfortunate to know that it's a thing with them, just like how I'm related to Sven, but come now, at least the rest of us acknowledge that is it only part of Griffins being mortals like us! Griffins did far worse in the past. And even then, we ponies may have purity, but objectively it doesn't keep us making serious errors in judgements as well. The Gargoyles would vouch for that! It's no excuse to be racist. Racism is why slavery and similar things like hostile races exist. The outside world just doesn't work like Equestria. Griffins don't hold onto the philosophy of friendship because they had struggled with more serious situations like the Arimaspi War and their lack of a true king. It's in their nature as treasurers to do things related to wealth. You, Hemlock, are a modern example of why the griffins faced such hardships. That loan was made such a long time ago and only got brought up at a bad time. To judge them as a race for that, it's wrong.
 * Hemlock: I realize that now! Is that not good enough for you?
 * Mr. Funland: Again, too late! Enigma, you know what to do!
 * Nothing happened......
 * Mr. Funland: "........ Enigma.....?"
 * The 4ever Destoryer was seen deactivated as Enigma was seen leaving.
 * Mr. Funland: "WHAT THE BLOODLIEST OF HELLS, MARE?! WHY ARE YOU EXITING THAT BOT?!"
 * Enigma: ".... Because I noticed the fallacy in your logic. Your actselly being no better than Hemlock. Your mindlessly hateful of a forest because of what Hemlock did to Grafton. Now, his past may not excuse him, by all means, but it at least offers context that his reasons have a method to the madness, vs, if he was doing it for s***s and giggles. Now, if he was just killing griffins for the heck of it, I would've been WAAAAAY more supportive, but, in all fairness, he was harmed badly from Griffins."
 * Mr. Funland: "BUT IT WAS MOSTLY JUST FROM A SELECTION OF ROGUES FROM A MAFIA?! THEY DON'T ACCREATELY REPRESENT THE GOOD IN GRIFFINS?!"
 * Enigma: "True..... But they did accreately represent the, unfortunate underlying problem with them. Again, without a proper king and even a minor acceptence of friendship, the badness in griffins is only gonna grow to the point that it may as well be like the Griffin Mafia and the Loan fiasco are PERFECT exsamples of Griffin culture. The good still exists, but it's being swallowed whole by their problems like how snakes do to rodents."
 * Mr. Funland: "But, but, DON'T FORGET THAT I'M LITTERALLY THE ONLY ONE WHO EVEN CAN HIRE YOU?! NO ONE ELSE WILL AFTER THIS?! THIS SOCIETY'S TOO SCORNED WITH YOUR UNCLE'S MISTAKE TO LOOK BEYOND YOUR HERITAGE TO HIM AND NOT MAKE ASSUMTIONS?!"
 * Enigma: "Well, no offence, but helping destroy an ecosystem, even if it's something as culturally feared and unpopular as Everfree, isn't exactly gonna guarantee that it gets better for me. Look, all the same, I'm sorry about your griffin family, they're obviously good griffins and didn't deserve what Hemlock put them through. But at least Hemlock has shown that, he's not some kind of remorseless monster that commited these things out of petty spite."
 * Mr. Funland: "(Barely fighting off tears) HIM BEING A PHATHIC REMORSEFUL SHELL, ISN'T GONNA BRING GRAFTON BACK?!"
 * Soothsayer: "Neither will your revenge sceame. Surely you know that Grafton and your adopted father would never approve this path you choosen."
 * Mr. Funland: I have been doing this so they can be avenged!
 * Soothsayer: Avenging is nothing more than revenge in this instance. You're destroying an entire civilization for the actions of one deer who didn't know any better, and for understandable reasons. You? You're far worse than him because you take your vengeance out more than Hemlock did. He let them live with a warning. You resorted to destruction. Hemlock has shown mercy and you haven't. That's why when push comes to shove, you're worse than Hemlock.
 * Enigma: Yes, so I cannot work with you anymore, even if it means I have... No work at all.
 * Mr. Funland: TRAITOR!!! (He got so mad that he broke free from his vines and got into the 4ever Destroyer) THEN YOU WILL DIE WITH THE REST OF THEM!!!
 * Shamrock: Okay, how?
 * Icky: Well, Scroopfan wanted that thing in action, so he got it.
 * Enigma: RUN!
 * Sparx: Coward response is invalid. Let's take that thing down!
 * The 4ever Destroyer brought out a crud load of weaponry!
 * Sparx: "..... I meant to say, Cowerd response is VALID?!"
 * The Heroes made a run for it as the 4ever Destroyer began chasing them!
 * Mr. Funland: "(Laughs maniacly?!)"
 * SpongeBob: RUNNING, RUNNING, RUNNING!!!
 * Spyro: (Funland fired everything he got at them) He's chasing us to Thicket! We can't let him get there!
 * Twilight: We got this. (She and the other pony heroes tackled him as he accidentally used his power against him and trapped him)... NOW! (They activated the combined Rainbow Power and Elements to destroy the Destroyer and turn it to a giant tree as Funland was stuck in a viney cell)...
 * Mr. Funland: You f***s! You can't keep me in here forever!
 * Flora: We don't intend to.
 * Icky: "Yeah, we'll be sure the cops come and pick you and your friends up."
 * Iago: "So consider your little Funfair Project scrapped once more."
 * Mr. Funland: "YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME?! I AM MR. FUNLAND?!"
 * Twilight: "When we're done with you, You won't be able to keep the right to funland, Fungallop!"
 * Mr. Funland: But what about our family? You'll leave them shamed in hard times like before.
 * Anya: I'm sure we'll have them made as a concern since we know that they are in hard times. But it's truly fools like you that make it worse.
 * Apricot: Did you ever think about that? Hmm? (Funland hesitated)... Didn't think so. Come, my friends. I shall help you find Gaia Everfree, right after we deal with these jerks.
 * The Minotaurs were seen tied up.
 * Water Buff: "I don't want to say I told you so, sir, but this was EXACTLY what I warned you about?!..... I'll admit that the Groot-like Ent wasn't figured, but this was STILL what I tried to warn you about?!"
 * Screw: "BUFF, CAN YOU BASICLY NOT?!"
 * Zimba and Hackerz were seen tied up as well.
 * Hackerz: "(Grumbles)."
 * Zimba: "..... I am not sure if the doctor's going to appresiate our blunder in this."
 * Hackerz: "CAN YOU NOT REMIND ME?!"
 * Kung Pow was seen.
 * Kung Pow: "I never even got to claim that machine as the new basis of my new Dragtha."
 * Fungallop and Sky Rider were seen tied as well.
 * Fungallop: "This was an utter dishastor?!"
 * Sky Rider: "If only I wasn't disabled at the time, I would've been able to scare that nerd into being obedient."
 * The still-captured Griffin Mafia Members were seen playing cards.
 * Goldtalon Loyalist 1: "Well, it'll be awhile before the mugs of the Equestrian FBI takes us back to the slammer, so why not a game of Griffin-Jin while we're here, hey gang?"
 * The other loyalists agreed.
 * Fungallop: "HOW CAN YOU PINHEADS THING OF PLAYING GAMES AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!"
 * Goldtalon loyalist 2: "We're kinda used to jail at this point. Prison Apathy. Comes with age. And your lucky you ponies get thrown in the Black Staillian Asylum, so your one to talk! Also, didn't you threaten to use some kinda poison from Zootopia on us to hurt some deer?"
 * Fungallop: "Ughhhhhhhh, this cannot get worse."
 * King Aspen: How's about we send Fungallop and Sky Rider to Black Stallion Asylum? I'm sure they'll fit nicely with their relatives.
 * Fungallop:... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
 * Apricot: You all look like you got this under control. I'll send these guys to Gaia's place.
 * Bramble: You do that. Good luck, buddy. (They left)
 * Fungallop: NONONONONONONO!!! DON'T PUT ME IN WITH SVENNY, THAT BASTARD!!! NOOOO!!!!
 * Bramble:... You think Hemlock will change after this?
 * King Aspen: I don't see why not.
 * DeGroot: I am DeGroot!
 * Icky: "It is cool if you babysit these yuts for a while?"
 * King Aspen: "Alchourse. I'll hold these cretins over until the proper athoritives arrive. Now you best go. Gaia awaits."
 * Fluttershy: (They arrived at a cascading beautiful forest oasis flourishing with life)... Oh... My... Goodness!
 * Apricot: Had the exact same reaction.
 * Twilight: She's here. I can feel her.
 * Mystic: Well, her bird-of-paradise should notice and greet us with Gaia herself. Know that Cascadance is hard to spot. You usually know her for the same gem dust Gaia has and she can camouflage herself as part of the environment.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I saw one before. I was just 12. I was in a moonlit paradise just like this one helping injured baby birds and I saw it perching in the large brook. I was able to approach it gently and pacify it... And it teased me and we had a bit of fun, and discovered I was healing it's young.
 * Most Heroes: Awwww!
 * Fluttershy: Of course they are very rare. Two of them in the same place is much more rare. You can spot one by seeing the environment with keen eyes and extreme quiet. Watch and learn... (She came out and noticed something peculiar)... (Extremely soft)... Cascadance, we are friends. It is okay. We mean you no harm. Direct us to your owner.... (A beautiful bird just like this came out hesitantly)
 * Meadowbrook: My word!... She's beautiful! (Cascadance perched herself onto Fluttershy gently as she analyzed the group)...
 * Starswirl: I cannot remember the last time I seen these gentle creatures. Their magic and purity is legendary.
 * Fluttershy: She's directing us to her master. Let's go.
 * Fluttershy: (They approached a giant waterfall in a rainbow-lit pool as they went through the waterfall to find a place similar to the magic geode reservoir in Camp Everfree with gem dust floating all over and little glowing alicantes and fantasy creatures making way as Gaia Everfree appeared the same as how she did in Legend of Everfree, but ponified and an Alicorn)... Amazing.
 * Gaia Everfree:... Welcome, bold ones. You have come far to find me. I assume, thou have'th sought to harness to get the power to quell the Midgard Serpent forever as the first step of your mission.
 * Capper: BWHAAA, HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
 * Gaia Everfree: I can see anything through the eyes of any animal out there..... Also, why else would you people be all the way here in the most dangerious forests of Equestria if it not for the pools?
 * Bubbha: "Well ain't we snappy?"
 * Gaia Everfree: But, to be more serious, I've been watching your adventure and have been awaiting your arrival.
 * Starswirl: Very well, your enchantress. (As Cascadance flew onto Gaia's front leg) Where do we start?
 * Gaia Everfree: "Keep in mind of one, simple, impourent thing."
 * Icky: "We get it, lady, the magical space pools are super impourent! We get it! And we know your gonna bring up that saving this forest from Svengali Pony's Eviomental Villain of a Abridged Cooler-Sounding Cousin, doesn't change much! Not our first rodeo with very insistent old sage types."
 * Gaia Everfree: "I was going to say that the Midgard Serpent, in being connected to the world, would see this attempt on him long coming and not go down without a fight as per norse code, but thank you for saving me the trouble of Impourent things numbers 2 and 3."
 * Icky: "Again, not, our first, rodeo."
 * Gaia Everfree: "Well, surely you have reckindised that these pools are behind the greatest shorces of magic, imagination, and other shorces of powers, even not of magic, owe their existences to these powers. If the flow was intrupeted, for even only a second, magic, imagination, and the other powers, will weaken."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we kinda only need enough to be able to perimently petrufy an apathic giant serpent."
 * Gaia Everfree: ".... Keep in mind of the serpent's body. The Serpent is long enough to be able to constrict around the entire world of Equestria. That kind of risky strain with just the pools alone, could risk a year-long drought of magic, imagination, and other powers. That would mean that with the pools momentarly weaken, your own magic powers would be siphoned, The Superiors would be de-powered, the Futurasians will become immensely unimaginitive, Kung Fu will be disconnected from chi, Cartoons will become 100% more realisitc, worse of all, the joy that comes from such things will be lost, as Worlds will break into anarchy with a year-drought of magic!?"
 * Starlight: "..... On second thought, it isn't like it's nessersary required to Punish the Midgard Serpent, I mean, he's already imprisoned within an entire world, (Nerviously Laughs)."
 * Gazelle: "We promise Gaia Everfree, we would not risk the worlds like this without a careful plan. That's why if we can get the Yakataur staff, purify it and use it to counter balence the Magic Pools wave of needed magic for the worlds and the amount needed to pasify Midgard, we can avoid the worrisome drought you brought up."
 * Gaia Everfree: "..... Use the Yakataur's staff as a balence beacon? Interesting concept. But, that brings us, to impourent matter Number 4..... The Yakotaur still has it. And by know, he has already turned half of the Yaklands into his corrupted slaves while that idiot prince remains unaware of what he had done!"
 * Starswirl: "And we assure you, we intend to deal with that ruffian in good time! But we need the confidence that you would agree to help us with this."
 * Gaia Everfree: "...... Only on one condition...... That you do exactly as what the Uniter suggested: Purify the Yakotaur's staff, and bring it back here. Just be warned of this. There are darker forces at play with the Yakotaur then just an angry byproduct of two warlords seeking misguided pentdence for his intended creation as a conguror."
 * Icky: "Well, we may as well deal with him anyway since he IS the most major problem at the moment."
 * Gaia Everfree: "Just be warned though..... The Yaklands have become a far dangerious place. It is being reshaped into a darker mirror of what the Old Yak civilisation was luck before Thre Great Dumbing."
 * Banzai: "PFFFFFFF?! The Great Dumbing?! (Laughs)!"
 * Gaia Everfree: "I know, it's unintentionally hilarious, but it is accreate."
 * Sam: "Just exactly how bad is this anichent civilisation resurgence is, exactly?"
 * Gaia Everfree: Well, before Yakotaur came to it, the Yaklands of the bovine homeland of Tauria are in hard times because their unmentionable past have made them hesitant to be around. Now, like I said, the Yaklands are becoming a darker mirror to it's past. Even as we speak, they build a new Yakyakistan temple in the Yakland capital of Yakcon, a place of historic impourence to the Yaks. It is also the greatest epicenter of the Mighty Yak Legion. Under the Yakotaur's control, the Yak Legion would now be a dangerious adversary.
 * Pinkie: I can imagine.
 * Gaia Everfree: Well, it gets worse. Do you know what a Mahishasura is?
 * Earl: "Is that a name of a nasty rash?"
 * Thunderclap: "I think they have a cream for that."
 * Gaia Everfree: It is not that. It's a bovine demon of Hindu mythology. Here, it comes from a sector of Tauria called Nandia. This is supposed to be the place where Yakotaur went searching for the power to exact his revenge. Given the similar power, it's reasonable to say that the Yakotaur is being aided by a Mahishasura.
 * Twilight: You sure?
 * Gaia Everfree: Even I'm only making guesses and assumtions, but it is likely that he couldn't be this powerful and cunning without the aid of an outside force. You should stop by Nandia to find clues on your quest.
 * Flash Magnus: "But at the same time, we can't afford to let the Yakyakistan colonists be alone and be easy for Yakbrain or his friends to just come along the Christail Empire and swoop them up."
 * Starswirl: "Agreed. We should split up and cover both basis. The Pillars and myself shall head to Nandia. The Lodgers shall split between the group that watch over the activity of what the Yakotaur is up to in the Yakcon capital whilst others return to the Christail Empire to keep the Prince and the yaks safe. Sparkle, you and your friends need to create a diversion for any of Yakbrain's ilk, so there won't be any surprises. I would imagine that this Ice Valkyrie has a score to settle with you."
 * Lord Shen: "I will lead the monitoring mission with some of our most combat capable. The rest will keep the Yaks safe, from both any outside threat, AND themselves! Let alone keep the Christail Empire from having to deal with another dose of their panic attacks."
 * SpongeBob: BREAK! (They do so)

Chapter 5: Yakcon Sneak-In/Yakbrain's Forces Come To The Crystal Empire/The Yakotaur's Secrets/Twilight and Friends Confront Ice Valkyrie Again/The Yakotaur Turns On Yakbrain
Meanwhile, back at the Christail Empire. The Yaklands Outside the Capital Later... Fu-Xi's Lair. Back to the group. Yakcon Capital Hall Later... Meanwhile... Crystal Empire Yakbrain's leading airship. Christail Empire.
 * The Yaks were seen in hay beds in a nervious sweat as they lead in the hay beds.
 * Flash Sentry: "...... Yeesh, these guys are a mess.... I mean, ya know in more ways then one."
 * Shining Armor: "They're obviously afraid of, you know who. They're not in their best mindset right now."
 * Flash Sentry: "No kidding. But I'm sure things can only get better from here."
 * A darkifived Yakcon capital was seen.
 * Viking-Eqsed Airships are being made.
 * Yakbrain, now in more regel royal attire, was seening boastfully laughing as he walked along side his followers and the Figure.
 * Yakbrain: "I have only managed to re-civilised the Yaklands for only a few moments, and already they gotten to work on creating our anichent airships! I can already envision fleets being used to put enemies in their place! I LOVE seeing progress!"
 * Figure: "So, what are you going to do with your newfound power?"
 * Yakbrain: "Simple. I'm going to have these fleets hunt down any spreaded out stragglers of the Yaklands that gotten themselves into colonies like new Yakyakistan. Them espeically. With your help with the Yakotaur's staff, all Yaks shall be taken back to civilised life. And I, will become the rightful ruler of all Yaks! Not fools like my ungrateful father?! I will take Yaks out of the past, and into a glorious future!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "You do realised that with the Yak Seer, and given that the Yaklands are becoming noticingly dark and that you didn't do anything to secure the Professor, it isn't like all this would go un-noticed."
 * Yakbrain: "A minor error, but it did not stop my succession into power. Thanks to our friend, we have the mighty Yak Legion in our control. (Darkifived corrupted Yak Soldiers are seen) No more are they primitive embarrisments to their name! They have become civilised! Granted, we could probuly do well with fixing the incrise aggressions and, noticeable physical dispearites, but at least they're not primitive dunces anymore."
 * Rum Dum: "Doesn't make it easier to look at them."
 * Bum Dum: "I almost mistook them as, something NOT a yak!"
 * Yakbrain: "Oh hush up, Dums, and you two are joining me in my first fleet voyage to the Christail Empire, the likely place of where my idiot brother and the clan are hiding, like the dumb cowerds they are. Ice Valkyrie, I want you, Tuxedo and the wooden mutt to head out into the Frozen North to scout the area for any likely attempt at us. Perhaps it may offer a chance for that rematch with the ponies you have an issue with."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "Uh, I, am not best suited for combat, maybe just let Ice Valkyrie go it alone and let me stay here to colaberate things instead?"
 * Yakbrain: "But I need you to croniclese the event. Also, she could use a SENTIENT companion, cause talking to a termite's idea of heaven would look weird."
 * Ice Valkyrie: "With all due respect sir, I can take care of myself, and I would appresiate if you don't degrade Whitewood like that! I am more then capable to recall everything that went down. I believe that Tuxedo is best suited here."
 * Yakbrain: "And a fine and dandy opinion, but...... Who's, the new Yak King here?"
 * Tuxedo (Defeated tone)/Ice Valkyrie (Annoyed): "You?"
 * Yakbrain: "EXACTLY?! Besides, our benufactor is all the capital needs for protection. Understood?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "(Sighs)..... Yes sir. I'll make sure Tuxedo is kept safe and sound."
 * Yakbrain: "Now THAT'S more like it. I can see why you were amongst this Eagle-Bill's best elite!"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Eagle-BEAK, sir!"
 * Yakbrain: "Whatever! The name still involves a bird's mouth! Dums! Time to board!"
 * Yakbrain and the Dums walked off.
 * The Figure disappeared in a puff of smoke going somewhere else.
 * Sir Tuxedo: "..... Oh, the indignity of it all! First I found myself looking bad in front of the professor who I was having a good connection with, and now this?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "I wasn't planning on egg-sitting you neither, but Yakbrain is a king now. We have to obey his orders. (Gets on top of Whitewood). We may as well set off."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "(As Valkyrie levitated him onto Whitewood) And how do you exactly plan to travel back to Equestria, let alone the Frozen North on the back of an Albino Timber Wolf?"
 * Ice Valkyrie: "Do remember my training at Magic University, Tuxedo. I can cast a spell that enables Whitewood to travel through magic worm holes."
 * Sir Tuxedo: "First of all, wouldn't that make it a "Wolf Hole" since your pet is obviously not a worm, secondly, I'll believe it when I see it since it is not even theroreticly possable to do such a-" (Whitewood stuck her head through a portal and bit him in the butt) YAAH!!! MY ARCTIC TUSHIE!!
 * Ice Valkyrie: You were saying?
 * Sir Tuxedo: Ow! Okay, you made your point! No need to do that.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Yes, but at this point, you're amusing to mess with with my friends gone.
 * Sir Tuxedo: (Sarcasticly) Oh jolly good to know! (Sternly) At least you aren't laughing at this! And I should inform that my tail is just as impourent as your horn! I was likely that Whitewood didn't damage it! Oh, and speaking of which, your horn looks like a broken icicle. Then again, at least it fits the otherwise needlessly themey name of Ice Valkyrie and Whitewood, which is an overtly literal name of an albino Timber Wolf, by the by! Let alone an albino anything!
 * Ice Valkyrie: (Whitewood was rolling her eyes agitated as they argued on her back) Ha-ha-ha! At least our names aren't as ridiculous as 'Tuxedo' or 'Charlatan'. Edgar is the only one that can be taken seriously.
 * Sir Tuxedo: So speakth someone whose race has individuals with names that look as if 5-year-olds gave it to them, or given your original name, a kid genius.
 * Ice Valkyrie: Tch, that racism is where I must call stop! We have a job to do.
 * Sir Tuxedo: Alright then, Icicle Head! Let's get to work!
 * Ice Valkyrie: AND DON'T CALL ME ICICLE HEAD! (Whitewood brooded as She charged through another portal with the duo on her)
 * Yakbrain's Airship and the Yak Legion's airships are already leaving.
 * Some of the Lougers are seen hidding in the forests.
 * Skipper: Analysis, Kowalski?
 * Kowalski: According to my understanding... I have the binoculars backwards. (He flips them as the heroes groaned) Now then... It appears that his majusty, the Prince of Blowhards, has already went out to seek out Rutherford.
 * Shifu: "Then that means their soldiers' presence are limited to what stayed behind."
 * Tigress: "That isn't to say they wouldn't have good security reguardless. We need to sneak in."
 * Po: "Right, stealth mode."
 * Viper: "No, dragon costume, Po!"
 * Po: "And of course that old bit comes back! I think I can already get the idea that the costume is not gonna work everywhere, espeically not in a Norse setting!"
 * Mantis: "Nor anything that would be very stupid to do!"
 * Po: "Ahh, fair point."
 * Trixie: "Well, luckly for you all. Trixie has been practicing that spell Twilight once used to turn herself and others into Breezies. I can use it to turn ourselves into Yaks so we can sneak in undetected."
 * Spyro: That could work.
 * Crane: "Yeah, except, I'm pretty sure they're gonna notice Technicolor yaks."
 * Monkey: "Actselly, I think Trixie is onto something."
 * Boss Wolf: "Well yeah, but like Crane said, that spell can only change our physical form. The colors remained unchaged."
 * Gilda: ".... Trixie, did you also happened to learn a color changer spell?"
 * Trixie: "Oh, oh yeah, I learned THAT little number from Starlight! She called it the Camili-spell."
 * Gazelle: "You mean like, A Chameleon Spell?"
 * Trixie: "Something among those lines. Appearance-changing spells are a dime a dozen, and about as easy as the transformation spell I used to make things into teacups. Color-changing spells are no exception. But in some instances it's illegal given it could be used for impersonating somepony. But in throey, the combined spells will turn us into color-accurate yaks!"
 * Mantis: "Okay then, but I swear to the Dragon Gods, if you end up turning us into teacups or make us appear in the Ponyville Spa or a random ice cream shop instead, YOU'LL BE BLUE AND RED ALL OVER!!"
 * Trixie: "No need to get aggressive, bug! I may be a pain, but Trixie knows how to learn from mistakes."
 * Gilda: Whatever.
 * Lord Shen: So, how does this Chameleon spell work?
 * Trixie: From what Starlight told me, the spell has to go to the melanin in your bodies, and you need to conceptualize the color you want in your head. But it takes focus and concentration.
 * Archimedes: Oh asses to this, let's just have Merlin do it.
 * Merlin: Hold on, Archimedes. Let's give Trixie a chance for once.
 * Trixie:... Someday that bird is going to be cooked for killing one's mood. Anyway, the transformation spell is down for me, but combining it takes more time and focus.
 * Archimedes: Well what're you waiting for, your confetti and fireworks? Get on with it!
 * Trixie:... I'll pretend I didn't hear that for once. Stand back.
 * Sparx: What would we have to do that for? It's only gonna change our appeara- Ohhhhh, I get it, the size, pssh, DUH! Being a bug's a curse sometimes.
 * Mantis: I beg to differ. (They stepped back)... Just remember, no magical accidents!
 * Viper: "Mantis, are you still touchy about when you were turned into a giant?"
 * Mantis: Oh, come on, you'd feel the same too if you end to near-Kaiju levels and nearly ended up hurting your friends! That was a trumatising exspearience! Magic can be dangerous if not used right.
 * Trixie: I SAID I NEED FOCUS HERE!!
 * Bagheera: And we don't need to draw attention to ourselves by screaming like a spoiled brat.
 * Trixie: Shut it!... (She begins the spell)
 * A flash occured as everyone, even Trixie got affected by the spell!
 * Suddenly, in their place, are yaks of varied shapes and sizes.
 * Po-Voiced Yak: "Hey Trixie! It worked!"
 * Mantis Yak: BUT WE ARE STILL THE SAME COLOR!!! YOU DIDN'T USE THE CHAMELEON SPELL!! ANOTHER SCREW UP FROM MAGIC!!
 * Trixie Yak: Well... I guess I can't do magic in this form. Haven't exactly fixed that bug.
 * Missing Link Yak: GRREEEAT!!! Now we can't change color and we're stuck this way until the others come back. Good job, Trixie!
 * Trixie Yak: Don't make me smash you, fishface!
 * Archimedes Yak: I told you we should've done it the easy way.
 * Trixie Yak: You mean the cheap and lazy way?
 * Archimedes Yak: Shut up!
 * Donkey Yak: Well, great. Now what do we do?
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Let's just wing it and use their stupidity against them.
 * Lord Shen Yak: And how do you propose we pull that off? Keep in mind that with Yakbrain in control, the Yakotaur is likely making them a bit smarter, at least enough to question obvious oddities. And even then, say if some of them ARE still as stupid as they were before, even they have to question oddly colored Yaks!
 * Gilda Yak: Oh, well we're short on time and there's a fricking giant serpent threatening to destroy the planet because of the staff not being returned like a freaking rental, so FIGURE IT OUT! Just think like a yak and we'll be fine.
 * Gazelle Yak: "Well, we may as well roll with it, guys. We'll just tell them that we suffered from a magic mutation."
 * Viper Yak: "Well if we're lucky, even if they're not as stupid as primitives anymore, they wouldn't exactly be rocket scientists either."
 * The group walked out of the woods and at the guard gates.
 * Yak Guard 1: "Ewwww!! What is up with these Yaks?!"
 * Yak Guard 2: "Maybe they were one of those Luna Bay Colony Yaks. Those guys, looked weird ever since they moved there."
 * Po Yak: "(Quietly) We're in luck guys, appearently weirdly colored yaks aren't too abnormal to them."
 * Lord Shen Yak: "(Quietly) We still need to play it safe. (Openly) Hello good sirs. I am the leader of these troubled vagabonds from the aformentioned Luna Bay Colony. The Flyders have taken a turn for the worse, and we needed to escape from there. We came to return to the Yaklands as sanctuary."
 * Yak Guard 2: "Well, ya weren't suppose to live in the Luna Bay colony, you were suppose to work there to harvest the magic work from the Ever-Magi trees. Trees that can regenerate so quick that it looks like your doing jacksquat to them. Those trees are what we made our boats and other wood things from."
 * Sam Yak: "(Quietly) Magic wood trees? Hmm, what will this world think of next?"
 * Max Yak: A giant nihilist Alicorn Darkspawn? A pony with feet? A cutie mark demon? Who knows?
 * Lord Shen Yak: "Well yes, but, the infestation was still too much, they kept biting at us, we-"
 * Yak Guard 1: "Okay, okay, save your whining, we have a much better use for you all anyway. By order of King Yakbrain Yak, son of the Elder Yakkity Yak, all Yaks are required for re-education. Though kinda un-nessersary since some of you obviously sound like you speak perfect english."
 * Lord Shen Yak: "Self-taught, actselly."
 * Yak-Guard 1: "Hmmm. Still, it's required you get to the re-education in the palace. New King's orders."
 * Boss Wolf Yak: "And we assure you, we intent on getting there pronto! (The group get inside as the Guards let them in)."
 * As the Heroes walked down, they notice alot of Yak citizens being forcefully herded in drones by the Legion Guards, even the Young Ones.
 * ???: "Psst! Pssst!"
 * The Misfits stop and looked over to see An un-named Yak girl.
 * The Misfits follow the little Yak into an ally.
 * Lord Shen Yak: "You, need us for something, young one?"
 * The Yak: ".... Don't, take this the wrong way, but..... I know your not actual yaks. (The Misfits had shocked faces) But don't worry..... I'm a friend."
 * Gazelle Yak: "Oh that's a relief.... Who exactly are you?"
 * The Yak: "I'm Yona. The neice to my uncles Rutherford and Yakbrain. I was visiting Yakcon to see Grandpa Yakkity and surprise him for the holidays, but, my parents and I ended up arriving to see that Uncle Yakbrain being with a scary creature that corrupted the Yak Legion into serving them. My parents got captured along with every-yak else. I'm worried this "Re-Education" they talk about, could be scary."
 * Tigress Yak: "And your correct to be afraid. That re-education process is likely how Yaks are being corrupted!"
 * Yona: "How could uncle Yakbrain be like this? I mean, I know he's usually always unhappy, but, never like this!"
 * Capper Yak: He's basically tired of living in a town full of idiots. He turned to this Yakotaur guy to fix that.
 * Yona:... The Yakotaur of Legend? Why would he turn to him? He knows he's dangerous to us yaks.
 * Dodger Yak: He might not even know. He might be too desperate that he'll turn to anything. We need to ensure Yakotaur is stopped.
 * Yona: "The Yakotaur's too powerful now with his staff back."
 * Gazelle Yak: "Hence why we won't combat him right away. This is more of a recon to see what he is capable of. And since he's at the capital building-"
 * Yona: "Well you can't see him like how the other yaks would see him! You either be corrupted, or he'll sense that your not yaks?!"
 * Cynder Yak: "Well then we need to to make it that he can't see us, but we can see him. Is there alternate ways to the capital palace..... BESIDES the too obvious back enterence, if it even HAS one?"
 * Yona: "It doesn't have a back enterence..... Not anymore. Uncle Yakbrain deemed that..... Stupid to have."
 * Kowalski Yak: "Gees, he really IS a smart yak!"
 * Yona: "But there is the celler to the weaponry basement."
 * Kowalski Yak: "But no Albert Einstein Yak."
 * Shrek Yak: "Well why did he left that alone?"
 * Yona: "Because it was impourent. But it is being watched over by the Prime General's son, Butterbread."
 * Monkey Yak: "Pffft! How can anyone take someone seriously with a name like that?!"
 * Yona: Because... Well the Prime General is just as big as his brother Yakton, and for some reason, his son is bigger. You do not want to laugh at his name in his face. He may be 15, but he's already a good killing machine. He is half as smart as Yakbrain, so he made his own automaton companion. Trust me, nothing about Butterbread is to be laughed at outside of the name.
 * Monkey Yak:... And already I'm worried.
 * Lord Shen Yak: "Well since he is half as smart as Yakbrain, he probulity figured to surround himself with at least a small band of legion guards. And given that the corruption's making them smart, that means the typical means of using dumbness against them is pretty much out."
 * Shifu Yak: "I would also have to advise against direct combat, because that would risk an alarm being casted."
 * Spyro Yak: I agree. Last thing we need is to be mobbed by big fat yaks, no offense, who are a custodian's worst nightmare.
 * Thundra Yak: But how do we do that?
 * Po Yak: "..... How often do new weapons get supplied there?"
 * Yona: "Once a week, give or take depending on times of conflict or hardship."
 * Po Yak: "..... Guys, I think we found our way into that celler."
 * Po Yak: (They got themselves into the supply boxes as the unsuspecting yaks brought it to Butterbread, who was a giant yak accompanied by Yak Legionnaires and a much bigger Yak-like automaton)... New stealth mode is at go.
 * Melman Yak: I'm surprised these crates are big enough to fit an army's worth of yaks in it.
 * Trixie Yak: This is not a good idea going Trojan Horse on them. Trixie must take a bath after this.
 * Butterbread: Gearhart? If you will?
 * Automaton (Gearhart): Understood. Transferring cargo to armory. (It lifts the crate onto it's back as the heroes struggled to not make a sound) Transfer commencing.
 * Donkey Yak: Grimms' castrated balls! How strong is that thing?
 * Benny Yak: I don't know, but that guy didn't disappoint with making it.
 * Lord Shen Yak: "At least the others didn't had to suffer through this indignity with us and have to go and protect the christail empire instead."
 * Viper Yak: "Not nessersarly less inconvinent though."
 * The Automation placed the create on the highest stack of crates.
 * Gearhart: "Stacking, complete. (Walks off)."
 * Skipper Yak:... Is that giant trash can gone?
 * Kowalski Yak: Sounds like it, but we can't be sure yet.
 * Joe Yak: I swear to God this better not end up with a heavy chest being placed on top of us again like with Miguel and Tulio.
 * Skipper Yak: And what in the seven levels of hell could be heavier than this?
 * Joe Yak:... Touché.
 * Willie Yak: Easy! An asteroid.
 * Joe Yak:... Okay, that was either being a jerk or being stupid. Either way, we're out of this box.
 * Alex Yak: I can go with that.
 * Yona: Just be quiet while I take a quick peek. They trust me even if they aren't in their right stupid minds. (She did so as she saw it was all clear)... The coast is clear. Let's head out.
 * Capper Yak: Okay, by the way, I gotta ask, how are you not like the others? You seem too innocent to be mind-warped by that Yakotaur creep.
 * Yona: "Oh, I was just simply able to escape when the Legion Soldiers began to act hostile torwords yaks and a scary figure being seen with Uncle Yakbrain and several others. I'm sorry if it's not an exciting tale, but-"
 * Kolwalski Yak: "Don't worry, it explains enough."
 * Capper Yak:... Not what I meant, but the question was surely relevant. I mean... Why aren't you as dumb as the other yaks? (Yona looks abit offended) Irr, that is to say, why aren't you speaking like a neanderfal? (Yona gave a stern look) In meaning that, what up with speaking normally and yet NOT under the influence of an anichent Tartarus escapee?
 * Yona: "Oh come on, if Uncle Yakbrain isn't doing that, then what makes you think alot of other yaks would be doing that?"
 * Lord Shen Yak: "Well, because Rutherford and his people seem to be doing it-"
 * Yona: "Look at it like this: Some Yak families go that way, others don't. But it doesn't mean that every individal Yak is going to take this self-harming stupidifying very seriously. That tradition is starting a trend of slowly dying out."
 * Lord Shen Yak: "I see. Well, at least Yakbrain would've find comfert in knowing that the Yaks won't hold on to these ill-practices forever."
 * Yona: "That being said, the tradtion isn't exactly going away quick enough for Uncle Yakbrain's liking. Uncle Yakbrain always told me stories about how Yaks used to be a proud and digifived race."
 * Mantis Yak: "Well, the thing is, the reason for them stupifying themselves was because they also had conquesting tendingcies that lead to them being respondsable for the Yakotaur to begin with and they're doing the stupid path as a means to basicly punish themselves and forget they ever did such."
 * Yona: "I get the reason behind why it's like that, but thing is, until now, the Yakotaur of Legend was hardly that relivent since the Fear Wars."
 * Lord Shen Yak: "My guess that isolating themselves and not consulting the ponies or even their prior kinship in dragons about this had further part in making them idiots. They ended up feeling so awful about this beast's existence that the isolation ended up rendering them all to have stone-age mentality. Now, there's nothing wrong in being ashamed of yourself for a grave mistake, but self-harm of such magitude like turning yourself into modern cavemen is even more of a big mistake then creating a monster!"
 * Yona: "How did you think Uncle Yakbrain felt? Earnestly smart yaks became few and far inbetween, and even if the tradition is starting to die, it's still painfully prevelent enough that it is not easy for any actselly smart yak to cope."
 * Viper Yak: "Well no wonder he was so quick to unknowingly trust the very creature respondsable for this downfall to begin with."
 * Tigress Yak: "I have a gut feeling that his ill feelings stem beyond Yaks being stupid. Did he have any personal tragities?"
 * Yona: "He lost a girl he really likes to a Frost-Bite Viper and had a trumatic exspearience in the Snow Serpent trial in that he failed to now show fear which was how the Snow Serpent can see you. He blamed Yaks being like they are for causing him to have a fear of snakes."
 * Mantis Yak: "Then he is NOT gonna want to meet Fu-Xi!"
 * Fu-Xi: "ESPEICALLY WHEN I PUT THE SNAKE HATER IN MY LIST?! ON TOP OF THE IDIOT BIRD?!"
 * Fire: "Calm down sir, at least the Yak is more regular phobic to snakes then XENO-phobic. He does have trumatic excuses for it."
 * Fu-Xi: "IT DOESN'T MAKE ME LESS PISSED AT HIM?!"
 * Lord Shen Yak: "So, I trust it's why he wanted to become leader of the Yaks and not Rutherford or his father?"
 * Yona: "And once, he had the chance. But he ended up kinda ruining it when his aims to make Yaks futurticly civilised ended up attracting an Am Fear. He got stuck to being a trade establisher ever since. You likely known how he and some friends were behind why Uncle Rutherford almost declared war over a player piano and risked Yakyakistan to be over-wealmed by the Ponies' magic powers."
 * Mantis Yak: "And how he tricked Rutherford into thinking that Ponies were great at imitations and set him up to be upset that how sucky the imitations are! For a smart Yak, that was pretty stupid of him for thinking he was gonna get away with that!"
 * Crane Yak: "Well thank goodness Pinkie was able to win over Rutherford through just showing what Pony culture is really like and not play along with the ruse."
 * Monkey Yak: "..... Though, I kinda wonder why Yakbrain, and, assumingly Ice Valkyrie and those others didn't tried to stop Pinkie from going to Yakyakistan to begin with?"
 * Yona: "Actselly, they kinda did. Pinkie's travel distractions happened for a reason."
 * Po Yak: "So, were they respondsable of making Pinkie's trip pointless?"
 * Yona: "No, that actselly happen because karma desided to be cruel to Pinkie. She was only able to save the day because of how my friend in Yakyakistan, Yakky, was so friendly to her and how it inspired Pinkie to do such that. Be a friend."
 * Skipper Yak: "Well I get the idea that Yak-for-brains was given terrorable life exspeariences, but that stunt about trying to cause a war to prove an otherwise legit point ain't gonna fly. That brainiac needs some sense slapped into him."
 * Yona: Oh, you won't believe how many times I tried to talk him out of it, but it was like asking a Hydra to not grow extra heads. It's just like common sense to him. He's put up with this all his life so he can't think straight so easily.
 * Po Yak: "Well thanks to that mindset, now we have a giant serpent that's going to basicly wrecked the world because he didn't get the staff back in time!"
 * Yona: Know that the Yakotaur will not let something like the Midgard Serpent stop him. The Yakotaur would sooner quell any problems the Midgard Serpent would make then let that happen.
 * Gazelle Yak: "He would seriously risk the world being destroyed in the process just to hold onto power? Well, then again, Guanlong wasn't an imporvement from him either when dealing with Pang."
 * Lord Shen Yak: "I would imagine he would not take well to lose his power again just because a giant snake threaten world destruction over it. As a matter of fact, I also doubt the Yakotaur would tolerate going back to be weaken again for a world that would only reject him."
 * Private Yak: Well that's all the more reason to stop him.
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Doi!
 * Gazelle Yak: Especially with that possible Masishusara involved.
 * Yona: What? What does this have to do with a bovine demon?
 * Duke Yak: Need-to-know-basis, kid. As in, we need to know before we get ya too hopped up on a throey. Right now, we need to find what the Yakotaur aims to do with Yakbrain.
 * A Legion Commander was seen all before the present captured yaks.
 * Legion Commander: "All shall be silent before the process of the King's Re-Educator, so commands Commander Yak-Crack! (A Gaffawing Yak was seen)..... LAUGH-YAK?! YOU ARE TO SHUT UP DURING THIS PRESENTATION?!"
 * The Laughing Yak stopped!
 * The Still Cloaked Figure arrived.
 * Figure: "..... I, am your new king's re-educator. With help of the Yakotaur of Legend's staff, I will restore the Yak's true nature away from the dumb primitive lifesyile a vast majority has redused themselves to. I have come to understand that this was already a dying trend, but I, am easing it into a quicker deep sleep. When this process is done, (Charges up the staff), You will become whole with the past, once more. (Starts the Re-Education process as the capture Yaks began to become darker and corrupted like the legion). Under Yakbrain's rule, we will see the birth of a coming age.... An age, even the King couldn't imagine would come." (The corrupted yaks cheer)... ("All according to plan!")
 * Figure: (He walked into a snowy area as some familiar silhouettes were seen in the fog)... Well... We are getting close to victory, my friends. (The figures revealed themselves to be Snakemantis and the bug animals)
 * Snakemantis: That's good. I knew it would be too easy from the get-go. Those yaks are just too stupid, even that Yakbrain dope inherited some ounce of stupidity from his dad because he's too stupid to realize that the one he's working for is the only one capable of wielding the staff's power: it's original master. (The figure removed his hood and revealed himself as the Yakotaur)
 * Yakotaur: If you ask me, I think it's way too easy. These yaks will fall for anything. So, tell me, how are you enjoying your magicly granted freedoms from Tartarus once more?
 * Bug Wolf: "Well, it be nice to not stay obscure and have another go at Sweetie Drops, and it would've been nice to include Tirek and the Pedo-Zebra into this, but they still have the misfortune of still being scraped off of the back of that giant clumsy Golden Lobster Monster! But, other then that, it's nice to be back in the game once more!"
 * Bug-Fox: "So tell us, Yakotaur. How long do you intend to keep around that silly Yak-for-brains Prince?"
 * Yakotaur: "More like, how long will I let him and his assusiates keep their free will until I corrupt them as well? Only as soon as I finally have Rutherford, the direct desendent of the Yak who humiliated me, in my grasp. Then I'll turn that humbris-riddled inbacile and his two twin friends into a proper soldier yet, and make wonderful slaves out of the pony and the penguin. And refastion the wooden mutt into a guard dog. Then after I quell any would-be attack from Midgard, I will reunite us with the captured prisoners of Tartarus of which will be freed, and with those that managed to maintain their freedom. Togather, we will turn equestria, into a Tartarus on earth, in which WE control?!"
 * Bug-Badger: "Like a well designed blockbuster, ya don't disappoint!"
 * Bug-Wolf: "By the way, speaking of us being freed, great idea with the clone dublicates so those stupid demon vultures can't rat on us!"
 * Yakotaur: Well, they'll know we're gone soon enough, but by the time they figure it out, it'll be too late. All we can do is make our freedom count.
 * Bug-Badger: It better not be wasted this time. Last time we didn't last a full minute of freedom.... Seriously. Sweetie Drops is starting to get more annoying since she has friends with her.
 * Bug-Wolf: As suppose to that she wasn't a nusence on her own?
 * Bug-Badger: D'oh, you know what I mean?! We can never escape her. This BETTER be worth it.
 * Yakotaur: "Oh don't worry. The next time we see Tartarus, it would be because of getting the remaining captured out, and to join with those that still managed to remain uncaptured. Nothing, can threaten us, not even these so-called Misfits. Should I ever encounter them, I will make swift work of them."
 * Snakemantis: "Try not to underestimate them, Yakotaur! They're tougher then they look!"
 * Yakotaur: If their reputation means anything, then I am smart enough to be careful with them. For all we know, they could be disguised as yaks, but unless they know the chameleon spell, it'll be a dead giveaway.
 * Bug-Fox: (Scoffs) What a bunch of goofs. I can imagine they're struggling with such forms.
 * Viper Yak: "(Difficulty using limbs) Ugh, no wonder Fu Xi hates limbs, these things are HARD to work with!"
 * Donkey Yak: Puh-leeze! It's like using a tail. It's just not as flexible.
 * Yona:... You guys are so weird.
 * Mantis Yak: "If I had a yuan for everytime someone said that."
 * Willie Yak:... Then what-
 * Chaos Yak: Ugh, I told you 575 times, Willie, that's just a figure of speech, and the obvious end is you'd be rich.
 * Wille Yak: Ohhhhh, I totally get it now. (Guffaws)
 * Yona:... Make that REALLY weird.
 * Dr. Cockroach Yak: Weird is how the UUniverses work, my friend. So what do we do now?
 * Yona: We go to the Yakotaur's room and see if he's up to anything. Uncle Yakbrain will be gone for awhile.
 * Mantis Yak: "So basicly, we're breaking into to an evil guy's room and hope we run into his diary or something?
 * Lord Shen Yak: And I suppose you have a better idea on how we are to get any info on him without confronting him and risk him sensing us?
 * Mantis Yak: "Fair point."
 * Yona: Just let me do all the talking. Yakton's probably the one guarding my uncle's privacy. As long as he trusts me, I can get you anywhere.
 * Chaos Yak: Certainly hope so.
 * Yona: Just stay out of sight. He'll be suspicious if I bring you guys.
 * Gilda Yak: Take your time, Yaktra.
 * Yona: Yona.
 * Gilda Yak: Whatever. (Yona walked over to Yakton)
 * Yona:... Hey, Yakton!
 * Yakton: There's nothing 'hey' about it, kid! Shouldn't you be at the Re-Educator's Re-Education Program?
 * Yona: Shouldn't I be too smart as one of Uncle Yakbrain's family members?
 * Yakton:... What do you want, Yona?
 * Yona: I need to get into the Yakotaur's quarters. I am filling in for my uncle.
 * Yakton: Sorry, but underage yaks aren't allowed, even if they are related to Yakbrain.
 * Yona: Hey, Yakbrain trusts me. I am one of his favorite family members, so you say no to me, you say no to him.
 * Yakton: Ugh, I hate smarty kids. Alright. My shift was about over anyway, so all the more reason to scracth that itch of the neitherlands if ya know what I mea- (Boss Wolf knocked him out with his hammer) BABOOSKA! (Falls down and faints)
 * Yona: WHAT THE?!
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Whew! Thank the Dragon Gods I can still use this dispite not having hands anymore!
 * Yona: He was gonna let me in, you crazy mutt!
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Well, true as that is, it still had to be done for stealh reasons. We can't let this guy blabber this onto others much smarter than he is right now, espeically not the Yakotaur or Yakbrain should their be a way to contact him on that airship. He's going to be under our watch.
 * Yona: They'll also be smart enough to recognize when he's missing. Are you suggesting we just leave him lying there?
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Yeah! They'll think he fell asleep.
 * Yona: Not when he recalls how he was knocked out.
 * Soothsayer Yak: We can deal with this later. We got where we needed to go either way. We must not waste time with this tomfoolery.
 * Boss Wolf Yak: Yeah, Yaktra!
 * Yona: Yona!
 * Boss Wolf: Whatever. Let's just go search this place.
 * The rest of the Lougers arrived to the Chrstial Empire just in time as the Airships can be seen in the distence.
 * Icky: "Looks like his Majusty Yakbrain of Bad Yak Puns Land didn't wasted time on getting that army amoving!"
 * Candence and Shining Armor arrived.
 * Candence: "Don't worry. For as long as we have the Chrsital Heart, no one can be a threat to us."
 * Shining Armor: "We also have this. (The two combined their magic to conjure up a magic sheild that would block out the airship's advance). And as long as we're in eachother's embrace, (Brings out a corndog, which is a littler piece of corn) And are well fed and rested, We can keep this sheild up for years."
 * Pang Bing: "I see..... Assuming the Yakotaur didn't gave him a method to work around this."
 * Iago: "It's also been implied that the guy, while not capable of magic, is a well known studier of it. Say the Yakotaur didn't gave him squat, he'll figure something out."
 * Candence: "Well rest assured that this sheild is nigh indestructable and unpentitrable. Those air ships would sooner run out of fuel then be able to get in."
 * Airship Captain Yak: "Sir, the ponies have brought up a magic sheild. Our faces have no hope of getting in."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh, don't worry. I know how to burst bubbles like that with my knowledge of magic, (Was seen working with a cauldron), It just needs a perfect amount magic desolvement to render them momentarly magicless long enough for the Louger to find my yak and contain them for Re-Education. As generiously given to me by the Yakotaur for such an event. Along with a twick (Pulls out a giant crab claw) Of my very own. How generious of Ice Valkyrie to have gifted me a piece of that long extinct breed of Chizpurfles to make my potion extra potain for extra longingivity, just in case. (Drops the piece in as a puff of smoke came out making the shape of a huge crab beast) Marvelious..... The potion is ready, captain. Have it ready for the glass ball."
 * Airship Captain: "Yes sir. You hear heard him, yaks! Ready the Glass?!"
 * A large glass canon ball was seen being pushed torwords the Cauldron.
 * Yakbrain: "Those ponies are in for quite a surprise."
 * Cinch arrived.
 * Cinch: "Your highnesses, the Yakian Airships are set to arrive soon! Should I prepare our defences?"
 * Shining: "Don't worry. As long as we have our sheild up with our magic, Yakbrain can't dream to even get abit near us."
 * Cinch: "Pardon my quickness to question athority, but is that wise to put your faiths in one sheild? I mean yes, your combined magic is great, but what if the Yaks processed a counter measure?"
 * Candence: "Oh don't worry, Yaks are not very good at countering magic. Even with Yakbrain, their reshorces are, kinda limited."

Songs/Music/Videos
(The Midgard Serpent's Theme)

(Ice Valkyrie's Song During Her Final Confrontation With Twilight (Pinkie: Geez Louise, why is that song everywhere all of a sudden?))