Lost in Mythos

Lost in Mythos is the 7th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Shell Lodge Squad takes a trip with the Mane 6, Discord, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, The Celestial sisters, Taiku and his friends, Kairi, Riku and Sora's gang to the mythical creature sanctuary of Mythos, after hearing from the High Council that the Mythos Black Market, dispite having killed off The Original President, and capturing Black Tie who became a subiquint replacement, after it's supposed fall concerning Equestia during the time as told in Tallest Talltales, it has somehow been restablished, and it's dealings are worse then ever, and creatures are beginning to be threatened. So it is their mission to find their hideout and stop them. But on the way, a feral dragon attack causes the group to get separated from each other. Discord, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie wind up with part of the Shell Lodgers, Sora, Donald, Goofy, and part of Taiku's gang, the CMCs, Applejack and Rarity wind up with Riku, Alice and other groups of the Shell Lodge and Taiku's gang. And finally, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Spike, and Taiku wind up with Kairi, and the remaining Shell Lodgers and Taiku's friends. Keeping in their guts the knowledge that being stranded in Mythos is dangerous, each of the 3 groups need to find a way back to each other, and at the same time, stop the Black Market from making anymore smuggles. It's especially impourent to stop since the Villain League's own Clayton and Dr. Blowhole are part of the sudden return of the market and are dealing for some of the rarest mythological creatures for untold power. The 3 separate groups wind up facing horrible obstacles in their way. They discover 3 different Mythosian human villages which are facing serious problems thanks to the Black Market. Celestia's group discovers a extremely harsh and forceful troll lord named Lord Grunde, who is hunting and smuggling enfields to the Black Market. Alice's group finds that a harpy army ruled by a voracious speed flyer and griving mother, named Lady Nusteo, has smuggled phoenixes for the Black Market. And Discord's group find golems (the weird frog people like Smegel from LOTRs) and a well meaning but dangeriously xenophobic leader named Master Zgork are smuggling Grindlows, litteral sea lions and Sirenish Mermaids for the Black Market. There has been claims of a heroic Mythosian warrior named Master Aonos who has been protecting Mythos for years and even the High Council doesn't know too dreadfully well about him. All 3 groups decide to find him at his unknown location of the Tree of Trionus, and ask him to help defeat the new Black Market President. Will they find him and succeed? Who is the New Black Market President? And will Clayton and Blowhole gain their trade? And will the heroes survive another visit from the siren from the Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo?

Celestia's Group:
Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Gary Skalesworth, Kairi, Edgar the Ice Dragon, Claude and Molly the Sprites, James and Eddy the Two-Headed Dragon, Gwen the Gothy Harpy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Team Alex, Bagheera, Mushu, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Batty, Fidget, Mr. Dodo, White Rabbit, Bill the Lizard, B.O.B, Missing Link, Dr. Cockroach, Merlin, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Trixie.

Adversary : Lord Grunde

Princess Alice's Group:
Princess Alice, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Applejack, Rarity, Riku, Dan the Minotaur, Jimmy the Red Dragon, Murray the Green Dragon, Amy the Cheerleading Centaur, Alan the Goblin, Stu the Ogre, Phil the Troll, Courtney the Giant, Jess the Nerdy Gorgon, Louis the Dragon, Mr. Krabs, The Hyenas, Kaa, Po, Shifu, The Penguins, The Digimon Group, Max the Cat, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Thundera, Lucky Jack, Insectasaurus, Phil, Dodger's Gang, The Thief, Savio, Chi-Fu, Djon, Peng, Lian.

Adversary: Lady Nusteo

Discord's Group:
Discord, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Boy Sora, Donald, Goofy, Griffith the Shapeshifting Elf, Godfry the Mini Hydra, Julie the Mermaid, Sid the Wyvern Dragon, Russel the Minotaur, Sandy, Baloo, Icky, Iago, The Furious Five, Sir Hiss, Sam and Max, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Lola, Ed, March Hare, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Devon and Cornwall, Ginormica, Lord Shen, Boss Wolf, Trigger and Nutsy, Pain and Panic, Creeper, Gilda, Miguel, Tulio.

Adversary: Master Zgork

Transcript
Intro Theme (Final Fantasy 8 Intro Music)

Chapter 1: The New Black Market President
A Dark Area
 * (Chronicler): (Narrating as images of a world are seen as it's scenery depicts mythological creatures inhabiting it) Ability may get you to the top, but it's character that will keep you there. Abraham Lincoln, 19th Century AD. The UUniverses have always been filled with surprises. While some are focused on science, and others are focused on magic, these worlds will always remain in peace as long as these two are fairly balanced. But sometimes, an example of these two things conflicting is why we had used a certain world as a sanctuary for various kinds of mythological wildlife. This particular world is known as Mythos. The world was rich in raw magical powers that allowed the animals here to turn into what you know as griffins, elves, fairies, sirens, and other well-known creatures of myth. When the Second Cartoonian War began, we had a major battle on this world to protect it's magical energy crystals from the forces of the Darkspawn, especially from a single Darkspawn lord that wanted to use these crystals for reasons still unknown today. Luckily, with the help of an lesser-known hero, we were able to stop the attack, and this hero's crystals were able to aid on the banishment of all Darkspawn in the UUniverses...or so we thought. It turns out Skullian Prime was still crawling with Darkspawn soldiers, and possibly even a few Darkspawn lords that have escaped in the dust as it settled. Even today, no signs have ever been made about this Darkspawn lord, but some, including me and the High Council, still believe that he is out there, possibly aiming to get his hands on these crystals once again. That is where one of our most trusted heroes come in....

(This song plays as Orcs and Griffins are seen already at work in the Mythos Black Market and construction work is seen. The title appears as the Song finishes up!
 * As the song goes, Three Figures walked in, came to a 4th figure, and bowed in respect.
 * Biggest Figure: "We have commited to what you had asked for, Speaker of the president. You can expect to see your new shipment of creatures soon."
 * Winged Figure: "Now we wish to be empowered with things we need to seek justice on the filthy humans."
 * Crawling Figure: "And once so, our people and lands be free of the blight of humans."
 * The Song uptempos as a hunched figure approuches them.
 * ???: "These will please the president well. As his speaker, I'll see to it that no more threats will come to your lands ever again, and you all will be, espeically rewarded soon. Soon, Mythos, shall become a much, more, interesting place when the president is done with."
 * The Figure laughs as a face with a popped out eye is seen laughing as the theme climaxes!

Chapter 2: Another Adventure Awaits
Dragon Temple. Inside the Temple. Briefing Room In space. Space. Outside the van. Back in Van In the sky of Mythos. Island Areas Mountainous Area Savanna Area
 * Two Swamp kids are playing with Shell Louger toys!
 * Swamp Kid with a Mang action Figure: "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? I AM THE EVIL MANG?! FEAR ME AND MY EXTRA HEADS?!"
 * Swamp Kid with a Spyro: "NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, MANG COBRA?!"
 * Swamp kid 1: "Grr! You will rue the day you interfeared with me!"
 * Swamp Kid 2: "Heroes never regret doing what is right, Mang!"
 * Sounds are heard in the temple.
 * Swamp Kid 1: "Whoa.... I bet something cool is happening in there right now."
 * Peng: "I can't believe he's actselly gonna do it!?"
 * Lian: "I don't believe what I am seeing!?"
 * Icky: "HE'S GONNA BURST IF HE CONTINUES!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Come on, Panda, your better then that!"
 * Po: "296, (bites down on a burger), 297, (bites down another burger), 298, (bites down on a burger) 299, (chomps down on a Whopper) 300?!"
 * Lougers cheer!
 * Mantis: "OH YOU ANIMAL!? YOU FIT 300 BURGERS INTO YOUR MOUTH, WITH THE FINAL ONE BEING A WHOPPER?!"
 * Icky: "DUDE, I COULD TURN YOUR MOUTH, INTO A GARAGE!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Your appitight for food never fails to amaze me, Panda. Allow me to give you a congratutory pat on the back."
 * Crane: "Uh, Shen, I would advise against that! You pat his back, then-"
 * Lord Shen: (Pats Po, and he spits all the burgers out as they splat all over the group, and it doesn't stop until 20 seconds)...
 * Sandy: Dad gum! I mean, I knew he could fit 40 peaches in his mouth, but 300 freaking burgers? I thought that was physically impossible! Wow, Po, you have the mouth of a hamster!
 * Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN! GUYS!! MASTER SHIFU WANTS US IN THE BRIEFING ROOM! IT'S URGENT!! I--(Sees all the burger slime all over the room)...Wow, did the panda lose his lunch again?
 * Mantis: You might say that.
 * Tigress: Well, let's get going to the briefing room. Looks like we're up for another mission.
 * Donkey: Alright, that's what I like to hear! SpongeBob, Donkey, and the Shell Lodge on another whirlwind adventure!
 * Shifu: (Meditating peacefully)...Inner peace...Inner peace...(Suddenly, crashing was heard)
 * Lord Shen: AW, NO, MY GOOD PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA!!! F***** F***ITY F*** F*** SAUCE!!!
 * Po: Sorry! (Shifu sighs as the Lodgers enter the room and sit in the arranged seats, and the last one to come out is Po, who falls down the stairs right into the front of the room right next to Shifu)...Alright, Master Shifu! What've we got this time? Bandits? Pirates? A high-tech robbery? Whatever it is, we will take them down, because I am in a mood! I have to get something done, you know what I mean--(Shifu raises his hand up to silence Po)...
 * Shifu:...I'm afraid, this mission is much more serious than a high-tech robbery. It appears that the Mythosian Black Market has mysteriously been reestablished. (The Lodgers gasped)
 * Icky: "Wait, but didn't Skaleskin died? And we KNOW Black Tie's a cripple now, so how did the mythos black market came back?"
 * Ignitus came in.
 * Ignitus: "A new dark force appeared in the planet and rounded up the orcs and griffins in service to the market before and re-established it. This new Black Market threatens to be even more dangerious and troublesome then before!"
 * Iago: "How so?"
 * Ignitus: ".... There are claims that the leage may be respondsable for it. Leager ships were headed there."
 * Icky: "Aw what?! Why would the leage risk another Celestia whooping for Mang after the recent mess we went through?"
 * Skipper: "Want to bet someone put them up to it?"
 * Cynder: "Could it be possable this is more the work of the Mafia Allience again?"
 * Cyril: "That's what you need to find out. This secduled trip to Mythos with Celestia, the Main 6 and Twilight's mythic creature friends may provide an oppertunity to find this out."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh bother. I was hoping to come to Mythos to relax, not deal with another villain's idiotcy."
 * Lian: "But hey, at least we get to see the scenes, AND take actions and names!"
 * Ignitus: "Now, in 4 hours till the equestians arrived, you must prepare for another mission. But be on caution. Mythos has a reputation of being, very tourest unfriendly. It's somewhat still a wild planet thanks to lack of strong civilisation influences and the presence of dangerious beasts."
 * Icky: "No shit when it became the dumping ground for mythic creatures that caused trouble for socity in the past."
 * Spyro: "We'll be ready to deal with this problem."
 * Trixie: "Oh, bother. Another day, another series of troublesome events."
 * The Equestians arrived after 4 hours.
 * Scootaloo: "I so look forword to see what Mythos is like."
 * Taiku: "And I look forword to hang with Twily again after a long awhile, right guys?"
 * Godfry: "Taiku my man, I can't even tell ya how I'm gonna look forword to this!"
 * Jess: "I even have my snakes combed for the occation."
 * Rarity: "I can only igmagine the charm and rustic culture of Mythos socity. And I would love the oppertunity to introduse modern fastion to them! Oh it's a same it turned from a peaceful trip to a mission to stop a suddenly brought back Mythos Black Market."
 * Applejack: "There may be a chance half of them might not even speak english anyway sugercube, let alone very good english. I hear talk that Mythos is abit of a wild world. Wilder then the Wild Appolosia of old."
 * Fluttershy: Well, I don't think it matters as long as we can defend ourselves.
 * Celestia: I must warn you, Fluttershy, that your skills in communicating with animals won't usually be of help to us. Some of the creatures here prefer to avoid attention and just focus on what they want to do. While it may be considered a beautiful place, you must remember that it can be too dangerous.
 * Twilight: Yeah, even I can't bother to go there by myself. Creatures there are often hostile no matter what. They're just not used to other-worldly beings like us.
 * Fluttershy: I don't know.
 * Taiku: We're just saying, that's all.
 * ???: Hey, guys! (The Lodgers arrive)
 * Patrick: I'm confused, why did we invite these guys on our mission?
 * Lord Shen: Well, Celestia promised the Mane 6 that they would get the chance to visit Mythos eventually. So it's now or never, I suppose.
 * SpongeBob: You guys know what we're going there to do, right?
 * Rainbow Dash: Do we ever? You guys need to stop a mysterious resurrection of the Mythosian Black Market. We're only here because not only will it be a good trip, but you might not last a second without us.
 * Gary Skalesworth: Yeah. I've only been around you guys for almost a year, and even I'm excited to go on an adventure with you.
 * Twilight: Thank Sunset for bringing you back.
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Celestia: What?
 * Lord Shen: You didn't invite...'him'...to this little trip, did you?
 * Luna: Him who?
 * Lord Shen: Starts and ends with a 'D'? 7 letters, 2 syllables? You didn't invite HIM here?
 * Puss: Aye carumba! Not this again!
 * Donkey: Oh, you mean Discord?
 * Lord Shen: SSSHHH!!! He could pop out at any moment and--
 * ???: Sorry I'm late, everypony! (Lord Shen sighs as Discord appears with briefcases and trip utensils)
 * Discord: I had a few things to pack so we can get started with this trip.
 * Fluttershy: Discord, we aren't going to a resort. We're just going to Mythos.
 * Discord: Of course you are, I'm just screwing around with you. (Makes everything disappear)
 * Lord Shen: You just HAD to say it, didn't you?
 * Fluttershy: I invited him, Shen, so be nice for once, okay?
 * Lord Shen: Sure, we NEVER have an adventure without him.
 * Peng: The last one never had him.
 * Lord Shen: Oh...right.
 * Discord: Yeah, I was too busy accompanying my parents in a business trip to the griffin homeland. Had a little problem with some Draconequui children accidentally leading a Manitcore into a Griffion Embessy. Not very pretty.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Curse my sympathy for kids causing horrible accidents. Very well, he can come. But no monkeying around!
 * Monkey: HEY!
 * Discord: (Turns into a monkey) Oh, I wouldn't count on it, buddy!
 * Icky: (Scoffs and stops as Lord Shen looks at him)
 * Celestia: Well, I guess it's time we get moving.
 * Spyro: Indeed. That black market isn't going to stop itself. (They drive their van off into hyperdrive)
 * The Van was flying through space.
 * Pinkie: "600 bottles of chocolate milk on the wall, 600 bottles of chocolate milk, you take one down, pass it around, 599 bottles of-"
 * Squidward: "SHUT YOUR HALFWIT PIEHOLE?!"
 * Icky: "Gees Squidward, I know that clished traveling song gets grating on the ears, but you didn't had to shout like Shen on his bad mood streaks."
 * Skipper: "So, Kolwalski. What's the history behind this, "Mythos" place. I hear talk it's more then just a dumping ground of mythic critters."
 * Kowalski: (Turns on a computer)...Well, it's actually just an animal sanctuary for mythological creatures. Every known mythological creature known in the UUniverses thrives there. It says that it has been around since the First Cartoonian War, which, while it doesn't have enough knowledge about the details, it's said that a huge battle there have caused this world's core to become channeled with magical energy which are found on it's many rainbow-colored crystals which the Mythosians have called 'Illunos Crystals'.
 * Skipper: Wait a minute, Mythosians?
 * Kowalski: Well, of course. And that doesn't just include the human-like mythological creatures that are described as 'Homu'biars'.
 * Applebloom: Homu-what now?
 * Kowalski: It's a Mythosian word that describes human-based mythological creatures, you know, like centaurs, mermaids, satyrs, fairies, the list goes on. Anyway, the world was also populated by humans. Some of them being in tribes. And to one who sees them for the first time, you'd think they looked like aliens because of their purple or sand-blue coloration. But that's because their skin color changed in pigment as the result of the exposure to the energy of the Illunos Crystals. They do speak English, but this world does have it's own language. Cities rarely exist on this world because of the fact that only 60.38% of Mythos remains undiscovered.
 * Sid the Wyvern: Probably because of the danger.
 * Kowalski: Correct. When visiting this place, do expect to hear different kind of words, because the Mythosian language has created a lot of them.
 * Skipper: Oh, how perfect, people who speak gibberish words that I can't possibly understand. That's gonna be a problem.
 * Kowalski: Relax, Skipper! We're just going to land in one of the many cities in a spaceport. It's gonna take a while for us to land since there's a few of them, so as long as we keep to a steady landing course, we'll be fine.
 * Applebloom: "So, how far is Mythos anyway?"
 * Icky: "Shouldn't be too far."
 * Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. Only one lightyear left. We should be there in about 6 minutes. So you might wanna get ready.
 * Private: Uh...can you explain why the Crusaders are here?
 * Rarity: Well, my parents left me in charge of Sweetie Belle while they're off for a couple of days.
 * Sweetie Belle: And when I go...
 * All CMCs: WE ALL GO!
 * Applejack: Trust me, I tried to convince them out of it, but they said they had nothin' better to do.
 * Applebloom: Yeah, we can't be who we are when one of ours is gone on an exciting mission.
 * Applejack: Don't you think we brought you here because you wanna get yer' cutie marks out of it. You ain't gonna be leaving out sights for the remainder of this trip. It's much too dangerous to be alone on Mythos.
 * Scootaloo: (Scoffs) I laugh at the face of danger.
 * Shenzi: Let's see what you have to say about that when a giant goes 'fee-fi-fo-fum' on your bums! You'd all be more of cowards than Trixie.
 * Trixie: I AM NOT A COWARD!!!
 * Shenzi: Uh, yeah you are, lady! If not, you'd have that Ursa Minor's head as a trophy in your room.
 * Twilight: Actually, we don't believe in using animal heads as trophies in Equestria. Especially since there's more than one sentient being there.
 * Shenzi: Oh.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, I guess we're here. (They see a planet)
 * Marty: Mythos.
 * Tulio: Wait, I thought that name was familiar, wasn't this where they dumped that siren that tried to seduce me, Miguel, and the male Digidestined into freeing her?
 * Izzy: Oh, it's a big world, there's no chance that we'll ever bump into HER again.
 * Tulio: I sure hope not.
 * Icky: "Ok, for safety reasons. Everyone put on their Harpy repelent sprey."
 * Gwen: "AHEM!? You guys know I'M a Harpy, right?"
 * Icky: "..... Really? I thought you were an anthrogamorthic hawk woman. Harpys are not usualy known to actselly have bird beaks. In fact, this harpy bitch by the name of Martha had a human face."
 * Gwen: "Obviously no one harpy is alike, genius."
 * Icky: ".... Ok, scratch the repelent, and hope to god you don't encounter wild harpies there."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, I am going to lay down some ground rules."
 * Pinkie: "But we're in space."
 * Patrick: "Yeah, so shouldn't we be given some space rules?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... (Sarcasticly) Oh gee, silly me. Thank thy for correcting my gross error in judgement."
 * Patrick: "Your welcome."
 * Lord Shen's voice: "(As the van started to shake) IDIOTS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "THIS IS A KIND OF MISSION THAT HAS NO ROOM, FOR IDIOTCY!? Now, back to my, rules. When we are in the planet, we are to obey these simple rules. Rule number 1: No littering in the planet. Leave ALL garbage in the Van."
 * Po saw his dumpling wrappers everywhere.
 * Po: "Noted."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, rule number 2: DO NOT, take any flora or fauna back with you after we completed the mission! That means YOU, Fluttershy, when you BRILLIENTLY desided you wanted to make a pet out the velosiraptors from Aladar's world when we were doing a mission there."
 * Fluttershy: "Sorry. I at least made Sparky well behaved."
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 3, NO INTRODUSING ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO THE NATIVES?! I don't want anyone get mistaken for a god over having a gizmo that impressed them.... Like, how Icky did when we were in the planet of the Gundrop people."
 * Icky: "OH COME ON, I THOUGHT THEY JUST THOUGHT MY IPOD WAS COOL!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THEY WORSHIPPED ME LIKE I WAS GOD?!'
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 4, don't interfear with the problems of the natives UNLESS it concerns the problem of our mission. We wish to avoid a repeat of, the Ham-Dam fiasco when the last time Spyro refused to do an unrelated task, or at first was unrelated, concerning a leopard."
 * Spyro: "Oh good, cause I do not wanna end up meeting the McFluffy's of the planet!"
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 5: No, talking about our mission to strangers! At least not until WE'RE SURE, they're not sided to the problem at hand. We should avoid future Shifu/Fidget fiascos."
 * Fidget: "Amen brother."
 * Lord Shen: "And most of all.... Rule Number 6..... Absolutely, Positively, Most Assuringly, INDEFFENTLY, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, SEPERATE FROM THE GROUP!? The last thing we should avoid is making it easier for our enemies to beat us no problem. Our priority is to try and find eachother as soon as possable. So, I lined out three planetary landmarks for us to meet in: The Highest Mountiains in the Lortbart area, the lake of Dathora, and a legendary tree called, Trionus. Now, any questions?"
 * Patrick: "Is mayonesse, an instrament?"
 * Lord Shen: No, Patrick, it is not! (Patrick raises his hand) And neither is horse radish. (Patrick puts his hand down) Seriously, where did that come from?
 * Squidward: Don't ask, the answer would make him stupid.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, I guess we have the rules down, correct? (Everyone nods 'yes') Good. We don't need anymore trouble going on with these adventures, and I will NOT tolerate that crap. Now then, Mr. Dodo, land us on the planet.
 * Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said. (They travel towards Mythos)
 * The Van flies through the skies of Mythos.
 * Rarity: "Darlings, it's even better then I imagine. Look how beautiful the place is."
 * Fluttershy is incrisingly unsure.
 * Twilight: ".... Fluttershy, what's wrong?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Remember when I mentioned that Pred told me stories about Mythos?"
 * Twilight: ".... Your still afraid of that, huh?"
 * Fluttershy: "Worse. I feel like as if I shouldn't've come here!"
 * Icky: "Aw gees, Fluttershy, your pussing out on us again? Come on, it's not like we're gonna be attacked by a flock of wild dragons or anything."
 * Boss Wolf: (Roaring was heard)...What was that?
 * Icky: (Sighs) I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * Fluttershy: (Gulps) That sounded like...(They see some dragons chasing them)
 * Trixie: (Screams) DRAGOOOOONS!!!
 * White Rabbit: And they don't look like the friendly type, either.
 * Lord Shen: PREPARE FOR DEFENSIVE ACTION!!!
 * Mr. Dodo: Right as rain! (Turns around and fires the laser cannons at the dragons as they dodge it)
 * Devon: Oh, boy! I recognize these kinds of dragons. They're the ones from our homeland in Camelot. Not very friendly creatures when you catch our drift.
 * Cornwall: Not to mention very agile and strategic.
 * Lord Shen: We'll see about that! EVASIVE ACTION!! (The van flies in several maneuvers to get away from the dragons, but one of them manages to scratch the hull of the van)
 * Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE, OUR HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED!!!
 * Discord: "Oh relax, I can fix it in the blink of an-" (The dragons then ram into the van, knocking him into a wall where he is knocked unconscious)
 * Cynder: Looks like me and Spyro will have to deal with this. (They exit the van, and face the dragons)
 * Spyro: ALRIGHT, YOU BULLIES! I'M NOT AFRAID TO ATTACK ONE OF MY OWN KIND, SO YOU'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM US, OR WE'LL- (One of the dragons lashes at him with it's tail, causing him to crush part of the van, disabling part of the thrusters)
 * Mr. Dodo: AW, CRAP!!! OUR THRUSTERS ARE DAMAGED!!!
 * Spyro: Alright, you asked for it! (Breathes fire at the dragons as they dodge and do the same thing, causing the van to partially burn)
 * Devon: FIRE!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAHH, ME PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!! ME UNDERWEAR'S ON FIRE!! I'M ON FIRE!!! (DIVES INTO A WOODEN CRATE OF WATER) Ohhhh yeah.
 * Rainbow Dash: Quick, we need to put out this fire before- (Part of the van falls apart, and the rest of the van slowly does the same thing)
 * Cynder: THEY'RE TEARING UP THE VAN!! (The dragons begin attacking one at a time roaring) LET THEM GO!! (Turns into Avatar Cynder, and attacks one of the dragons, but it manages to bite one of her wings) AARRGGHH!! MY WING!!!
 * Spyro: CYNDER!! (Cynder changes back to normal, and Spyro manages to grab her and save her)
 * Cynder: Oh, no! The van! (The van continues to fall apart as it splits in three, with 3 groups being separated)
 * Spyro: THE VAN IS FALLING APART!!!
 * Merlin: (Tries magically repairing the van, but he is suddenly knocked unconscious by a piece of debris)
 * Skipper: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!! (The dragons each follow each landing area of the three parts, and Spyro carries Cynder to one of them after trying to decide which one to protect, and from the sky, the impacts are seen)
 * Boy Sora: (The group recovers, and finds that they landed on a beach, some of the group surfacing from the ocean for air) HOLY KEYHOLES, WE'RE STILL ALIVE!!
 * Brandy: Okay, we've crashed and we've been separated from part of the group. Can it get any worse?
 * Lola Boa: Yes! THAT! (They see the dragons attacking, and most of the group screams, and tries to find cover)
 * Tigress: WE HAVE TO LOSE THEM!!
 * Sir Hiss: "LEAVE US ALONE, YOU BRUTES?!"
 * Icky: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!?"
 * Suddenly, a Giant Dragon-Bull Frog appeared and started to eat the wild dragons!
 * Pinkie: "HURRAY!? THE GIANT FROG DRAGON SAVED US!?" (Suddenly, the Dragon Frog looks at them angrily)
 * Rainbow Dash: You gotta be kidding me! (The Dragon Frog attacks them as they run away)
 * Fluttershy: (Gets scared for a while until she decides to use the Stare on the Dragon Frog) STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, YOU BULLY!! YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH FOOD TO SATISFY YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?!? SO WHY ATTACK US?!?...(The Dragon Frog nervously leaves them alone)..(The Dragon Frog takes a brief look and croaks)...I think it wants us to leave.
 * Godfry: Well, great! Anywhere is better than this death trap! (The group leaves)
 * Princess Alice: (Her head is stuck in the snowy ground) MMPPHH!! MMPPPHHHHH!!!
 * Kowalski:...How the heck did we survive a fall like THAT?!? (The dragon roars are heard)
 * Lian: Uh, I think that'll have to wait until we've escaped those beasts. (They try to get away from the one dragon, and they make it into a cave that is too small for the dragon to enter, leaving it to try and claw it's way inside)
 * Applebloom: HELP ME, GRANNY, HELP ME!!! I WANT MY BLANKEE, I WANT MY BLANKEE!!!
 * Shenzi: I'd hate to say I told you so! Oh, what am I saying, that's a lie! I TOLD YOU SO!! (Applebloom kicks her in the leg) OWCH!!...I probably deserved that.
 * Courtney: At least that monster can't get us in here. (Suddenly, bird-like eyes appear behind them)...
 * Stu:...We're not alone, are we? (They turn around to see a silhouetted creature screeching at them, and they get out of the way as the creature, revealed to be a Snow Roc like the one from DreamWorks Sinbad, comes out of the cave and attacks the dragon, resulting in a violent battle, and their distraction allows the group to retreat from the both of them, and manages to get far enough from them when the battle is finished when the Roc kills the dragon, and begins eating it's carcass)
 * Po: That was AWESOME!! Let's do it again!
 * Thundra: I'd rather not! I say we get out of here before we are turned into a midnight snack for that giant Roc in the off chance that stupid dragon wasn't filling enough! (The group escapes as the Roc screeches in victory)
 * SpongeBob: (Recovers from the crash) Squidward, what happened?
 * Squidward: What does it look like happened? We just crashed in the middle of nowhere!
 * Shrek: It gets worse! LOOK! (The last 2 dragons appear attacking as the group screams until a fiery blast knocks one of the dragons out of balance, and that dragon knocks the other dragon off-balance, and the two crash to the ground. The group is surprised and find that it was Spyro who made that blast, and was still carrying an injured Cynder)
 * Spyro: Guys, take Cynder! (Hands them Cynder as they get her to safety, and Spyro manages to face the other 2 dragons as they recover) You are in big trouble now, you big jerks! You do realize that your world is in trouble, and you just crashed your only means to be sa- (The dragons pin him down with their claws) OOF!! (Tries struggling to break free, but the dragons' grip is too powerful, and they roar in his face) UHHGH, WHAT DID YOU TWO EAT?!?
 * Twilight: SPYRO!?
 * Cynder: ".... Now they done it...."
 * Cynder turns into Inner Avatar Cynder, comes to the dragons and was proven to be much bigger then them, scaring the beasts into coming off of Spyro.
 * Inner Avatar Cynder: "As I said before, LEAVE US ALONE AND ALLOW US TO SAVE YOUR HOME FROM THE MYTHOS BLACK MARKET, OR SUFFER MY WRATH!?"
 * The two wild dragons began to slowly back away like cowerds, but then, a giant jar traps the two final dragons, reveiling to be belonging to a giant 12-year-old.
 * Giant Boy: "Oh cool! Hey Johnny, check this out!"
 * Another Giant Boy appeared, who was Johnny.
 * Johnny: "You caught some fine spesifmens of the Camelotian Dragons of the Dragon wasteland area. A spieces that breeds like dragon-rabbits. And dad said they're good eating. They taste like dragon chickens. You just scored us lunch, Elliot."
 * Elliot: "Score! Now let's bring out the Giant Scout's handbook and cook them som bitches up!"
 * The Two Giant Boys left, never having noticed the Heroes.
 * Spyro: "Hmmp! Serves those dragons right! Now they're the ones that're gonna be lunch."
 * Twilight: "Can we even be sure those kids can handle those beasts?"
 * Taiku: They're giants, of course they can handle them. Their hides are as tough as steel, even for a Camelotian dragon.
 * Cynder: (Changes back to normal) Well, at least those monsters are gone.
 * Celestia: Now I think the real question is... Where are we?
 * Taiku I have no clue. It looks to me like Mythos is more of an African plain.
 * Luna: Mythos ranges in climate like on other worlds. And judging by the fact that the Batarsho Valley is the only place with grasslands, I can assume that's where we are.
 * Spike: What kind of creatures can we find here exactly?
 * Celestia: Lots. Of course, like on other worlds, mythological creatures are well-adapted to certain climates. And considering how this area is hot, I'd say we'll find more dragons.
 * Luna: And I'm afraid we don't have time to list what we can find, because doing that would be like listing all known animals of Earth. It'd just take too long, and even we Alicorns can't bother to do something like that.
 * Squidward: But... But how will we find the others?
 * Patrick: Why don't we just teleport to them?
 * Twilight: We don't know where they are, so we can't teleport to them. If we tried to do it anyway, searching for them would take forever, and we'd end up getting lost.
 * Alex: Then I guess we'll just need to remember what Lord Shen said about this trip.... What were they again?
 * Patrick: I think they were no littering, no taking wildlife, no introducing technology, no interfering with conflicts unless it has to do with the mission, no discussing our mission, and most importantly, no separating from the group. We also need to meet in distinished landmarks when we need to unite again.
 * Spike:... Wow, Patrick, I'm impressed that you would remember those.
 * Patrick: Remember what?
 * Squidward: Saw THAT coming.
 * SpongeBob: How will we find them without magic or transportation?
 * Celestia: "Shen said we'll either meet up in the mountains, the lake, or a tree called Trionus. I prefer Trionus cause it's the giant tree that can be seen from far away."
 * Sparx: "Well let's save ourselves the trouble of having to walk there and teleport right to the giant tree and-"
 * The net lands on the group as oddly colored humans appeared!
 * Alex: ".... I think we found the Mythosian Humans."
 * Hunter leader: "Good job boys. We captured several dragons, a harpy, a unicorn, some sprites, a few animals and..... Alicorns? What a find! The Chief will award us for the capture!"
 * Hunter 1: "A fine pet they'll make for his rambunchious daughters."
 * Hunter Leader: "Ok, load them up."
 * Spike: "...... I once again hate my own kind again.... FOR GETTING US INTO THIS MESS!?"

Chapter 3: Getting Stranded and Captured
Island Area Mountain Areas. Savanna Tribe. Later. Mountain Tribe. Later. Beach Tribe. Later.
 * Icky: WE'RE LOST!!! WE'RE STRANDED!!! STRANDED I TELL YOU!!! NO VAN, NO WAY TO FIND THE OTHERS, AND NO FOOD OR WATER!!!
 * Pinkie: Hey, there's some water right here! (Drinks from it, only to spit it out when realizing it was salty) PLECH!! SEA WATER!!! I should've learned my lesson from when I was stranded at sea thanks to Lord Meanie Cobra.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I just hope that-
 * ???: I know what you're going to say, Shenny boy! (Discord appears) Because I'm still with you.
 * Lord Shen: I was REALLY gonna say, I just hope that the others REMEMBER my rules. Now, let us agree to meet in a location where we can all meet up in. And given the Trionus tree is the giant magical looking tree we all can see in the distence, I vote we pick that.
 * Discord: "Ya know, I could just teleport everyone here since I automaticly know everything with my game breaking magic. It's as simple as one, 2-"
 * Scroopfan's vocie: "I have to stop you here, Discord. Sorry, but the plot forbids it. Your suppose to be seperated in this episode. MSM thought it would've been too easy for you guys to do this sticking togather. So for once, NO PLOT ALTERING!"
 * Discord: "..... Oh, poo. I hate it when I'm not allowed to make things easier for us."
 * Icky: "And that was from the producer that normally THRIVES in altering plots!? He has to pick NOW to play things striaght for once?! Gaoooooooooooooow!? This, cannot, get worse!?"
 * A giant Horseshoe Crab Dragon roses out of the ground roaring!
 * Donald: "Oh nice one, you idiot."
 * Goofy: "Goarsh, what can be worse then a gaint horseshoe crab dragon?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh! I know! An ARMY of Horseshoe Crab Dragons!"
 * More Horseshoe crab dragons rose from the ground.
 * Icky: ".... Pinkie, you moronic, female Patrick."
 * The net lands on the heroes, as the creatures are shown being ridden on by more Mythosian Humans.
 * Crab Rider: "Ok boys, looks like we bagged some weirdo aliens, two pegicious, one, really odd pink horse, a minotaur, another elf, a midget hydra, a wyvern, a weird incest created dragon, a mermiad, and..... (Looks at Discord).... Whatever that's suppose to be. Alright boys, we got a feast ripe for the picking. And if any of them are magical, don't worry, we have a magic-proof net."
 * Crab Rider 2: "Aw yeah! Minotaur Burgers again tonight!"
 * Icky: "Aw crap, they're gonna eat us."
 * The Crab riders drag away our captured heroes.
 * Alice: "So, we're all agreed. We head for the big tree Trionus and meet with the others there. They'll likely to head there as well."
 * Savio: "Good, ka-k-k-k-k-k-k-cause I can't s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-stand the cold!?"
 * A horn blowing was heard!
 * Dan: "...... Dude.... Did that sounded like...... A horn, of some kind?"
 * Chi Fu: "Why yes. Almost the kind Vikings would used."
 * Suddenly, they're surrounded by Mythosian Humans in ice tribe attire.
 * Chi Fu: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL)?!"
 * Savio: "Oh, wonderful. Savages."
 * Tribe Huntsmen leader: "Hold it right there, you misfited asortment of outsiders, equines and beasts. You are not going anywhere, but our boiling pots! Your meat will keep us feed for weeks. Consider it an honor your contributing to our survivable."
 * Djon: "Uh.... We kinda prefer not to?"
 * The Tribesmen tossed a net over the heroes and trapped them!
 * Tribe Huntsmen Leader: "And don't bother trying to escape! Magic proof nets! Hi-hee?!"
 * The Huntsmen on their dragon yaks began to mush on with their qourry!
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Suddenly, I don't think I want to help this place anymore."
 * Spike: "LET US GO, YOU STUPID SAVAGES!? WE'RE HERE TO HELP THIS WORLD FROM-"
 * Twilight: "Spike, we're not allowed to tell these people what we're here to do. We don't know if they're with the bad guys."
 * Spike: "But they basicly want to eat us, and turn you and the Princesses into pets!"
 * Taiku: "Spike, we can't moraly judge these people for being primitive. Their sense of moraly is not properly defelupted, so at best, they're asentally sentient animals."
 * Spike: "BUT THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO FOOD!? AND TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, AND LUNA INTO PETS!?"
 * Taiku: "Chillax, just let me have a word with thier chief and I am sure to reason with him."
 * The Heroes but Twilight, Celestia, and Luna are in a big cauldron.
 * Taiku: ".... Darn it, my charm didn't work."
 * The Chief was a red mythosian human wearing a skull had and had a rip-bone in his nose.
 * Chief: "The three alicorns will make great pets for my daughters, and the rest of them will have us feed for weeks. Mythos gods and Master Aonos be phriased!"
 * Patrick: "Well, at least they were nice enough to give us a bath first."
 * Squidward: "Blockhead."
 * Celestia: "Please. You need to let us go, we're needed to stop a terrorable evil from harming this place."
 * Chief: "Ha! Chief Redjerk is amused by your silly lies, horsey! You'll make a great pet for my hair-pulling daughters!"
 * Spike: "Ok, NOW can I judge these guys poorly?"
 * Chi Fu: "I DEMAND YOU FREE US AT ONCE, YOU FILTHY SAVAGES!? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE COUNCIL OF THE EMPEROR OF CHINA?!"
 * Louis: "Save it, Mr. Chi Fu. Tribal beings don't have a properly defelupted sense of morals. They're not in control of their way of thinking cause they still have animalistic thoughts."
 * Phil: "Well look who's quick to ignor the fact that THESE FREAKS ARE GONNA EAT US?!"
 * Alice: "Don't worry, I'm a very good princess of dilopicy. I can reason with these guys."
 * The Heroes are tied to a pole over a roaring fire.
 * Alice: "...... If I get out of this, I would so have to re-take my dipollopicy courses."
 * Jess: "This was how my aunt Cladusa went. Through a burning."
 * Savio: "Yeah, but I don't think she was eaten afterwords."
 * A hood wearing Chief is seen laughing.
 * Chief: "A feast worthy of a king. Aonos be phrased."
 * Alice: "Please listen to reason chief, there's a bunch of bad guys that could-"
 * Chief: "SILENCE, HORSEMEAT!? Chief Coldbutt Demands it!"
 * Private laughs!
 * Private: "COLDBUTT!? (LAUGHS!)"
 * Skipper: "Private, not now."
 * Chi Fu: "Now can I judge them?"
 * Icky: "YOU STUPID FUCKERS?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!? WE'RE LITTERALLY YOUR ONLY HELP AGAINST THE VILLAIN LEAGE AND THE RESERECTED MYTHOS BLACK MARKET!?"
 * Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE, DON'T TELL THESE PEOPLE OUR INTENT!? THEY MIGHT BE WITH THE VILLAINS!?"
 * Icky: "WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! THEY'RE GONNA KILL AND EAT US?!"
 * Gilda: "Ick, they're tribal folk. They have no understanding that eating sentients is wrong. They're basicly still like animals."
 * Icky: "They're still gonna kill us."
 * Lord Shen: "Worry not everyone. I shall negosiate ourselfs out of this."
 * The Heroes are hung upside down on display as tribal chefs prepare to start cooking.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Nobody.... Say...... ANYTHING, About this, to Celestia!'
 * A Chief with a giant shell on his head was licking his chops.
 * Chief: "Minotaur burgers, my faverite! Thank you, Aonos! You rock, oh great one."
 * Lola: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT US, (CRIES!?)"
 * Tuilo: "Buddy, you know your gonna eat another human, right?"
 * Chief: "Tecnecally, your an outsider albino. We find albinos to be as expendable as chickens. (Licks chops) And delisious too. (Smacks lips)."
 * Muguel: "(Scoffs in disgust), Have you no shame man? That's cannibalisum?!"
 * Chief: "Hey, ya gotta eat something and someone to survive in this deathtrap. Blame the game, not the gamer."
 * Fluttershy: "Please don't. I have a million pets back home."
 * Chief: "TOUGH BREAK, BITCH?! SO SAID I, CHIEF BEACHBUM!?"
 * Icky: "NOW am I allowed to judge these jerks?"
 * Pinkie: That's the third time we used that joke. You do realize it's gonna get old if we keep-
 * Gilda: SHUT UP! I DIDN'T WANNA SAY IT, BUT SHUT THE F*** UP!! WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF THAT CRAP WHEN WE HAVE PEOPLE THAT ARE TRYING TO EAT US!!!
 * Pinkie: "Okie Dookie Loki."
 * Gilda groans.

Chapter 4: Troubles on Mythos Begin
Savanna Meanwhile. Later... Mountainous Area Meanwhile. Secluded Cave Beach Village Sea Cave Area Beach. Back to the cave. Golum village, in a healer's hut. Flashback. Reality. Outside of Golum Village. The Palace of Grunde. Grunde's Throwne room. An explanation later... Dunguin. Outside the palace.. Mountain Village. Lady Turlou:...I don't know. Lower Mountain Area Later. Cixulux Caves Living Compartment An explanation later... Cutaway Present Later... Flashback. Present Harpy Village. Buuonyte In the Goosian Tropic Forest. Batarsho Valley
 * Celestia: "Chief Redjerk, listen to reason-"
 * Redjerk: "Don't wanna hear it, you big pile of oushe!"
 * Kairi: What?
 * Spike: Excuse me?
 * Twilight: It's a Mythosian word, I suppose.
 * Taiku: And I'm wishing not to know what it means.
 * Redjerk: SILENCE, FOOLS!! I SHALL NOT TOLERATE ANY EXCUSES!! MY MEN NEED TO EAT AFTER A FREAKING BLACK MARKET STOLE ALL OUR LIVESTOCK FOR SOME LOUSY WEALTH OUSHE!!!
 * Sparx: Will you stop it with the gibberish words?!? It makes you look like an idiot!! (The tribesman gasp)
 * Spyro:... You had to say that, did ya Sparx?
 * Redjerk: BLASPHEMY!!! I WANT THAT DRAGONFLY SACRIFICED FOR INSULTING THE MIGHTY REDJERK!!!
 * Sparx: (In slow motion) NOOOOOOOOO- (They trap Sparx in a jar as his screams are not audible)
 * Spyro: DON'T HURT HIM!!! (The tribesmen point their spears at him)
 * Spike: Wait, didn't he just say something about 'Black Market' a while ago?
 * Taiku: That means... That means he could be of help to us! CHIEF REDJERK!!! WE KNOW ABOUT THE- (The tribesmen point their spears at him) YAAH!!
 * Redjerk: I said no talking, worm!
 * Spike: "Save it, Taiku. They're not gonna listen."
 * ???: "REDJERK!? REDJERK!?"
 * Chief Redjerk looks at the incoming injured Mythosian Human.
 * Mythos Human: "It's, It's, It's.... Lord Grunde...... He's..... He's launghing another attack!?"
 * Chief Redjerk: "....OUSHE!? TOO SOON?! Men, get the food and my daughters and their pets to a saver location! The rest of you, prepare to fight!?"
 * Before Taiku could say anything, the soldiers drag our heroes away!
 * Tribe Soldiers form a line.
 * Stomps are heard.
 * An army of heavily armored and well-armed trolls are marching torwords the area. They are lead by a familier silluette, that gets reveiled to be a eye-patched troll leader with a spear-like staff of a glowing christail.
 * Redjerk arrives riding on a Warg.
 * Redjerk: "Tribe, give them hell!?"
 * The Tribe charge!
 * Troll Leader: "....... You know what to do, men." (They get out large cannons laced with a large rainbow crystal, and the blast packs more power than Shen's cannons)
 * Redjerk:...Grouff! They've upgraded their cannons with Illunos Crystals!
 * The cannons fire lightning strikes with much stronger force, burning some of the tribesmen to a crisp!?
 * Redjerk: GROAR!! HE'S PICKING OFF MY MEN LIKE THEY WERE MADE OF PAPER!!! Retreat, retreat!?
 * Redjerk attempted to flee, but The Troll Leader zaps Redjerk into nothing but ash.
 * Troll Leader: "..... Finally.... The death of the 5th desendent of the human who took my eye is dead. Now all that is left is the 6th desendent, Shamen Redmerk. Trolls, burn this dump to the ground!?"
 * Taiku: (The group is dragged into a cave far away from the village) WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?
 * Tribesman: None of your business! You'll stay here until we fight these guys off. (The tribesmen leave)
 * Squidward: WELL, GOOD! I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN HELL FOR WHAT YOU TRIED TO DO TO US!!
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: What? Give me one good reason why they SHOULDN'T die? They're not worth protecting.
 * Marty: Dude, you know nobody deserves to die for such harsh actions! Whatever's goin' on out there, we might need to help them out.
 * Luna:... I'm afraid he's right.
 * Spike: "One problem, even if we DO help them, they're just gonna go back into eating us again, and the Princesses stay as a pets! I doubt these people have delfelupted a sense of gratitude."
 * Luna: We don't need their gratitude. If they don't owe us anything, then that's technically not our problem. We'll just teleport away before they can get a single thought.
 * Claude: Well, good! I don't wanna have anything to do with those alien-skinned idiots, anyway!
 * Taiku: And we might even have a chance to get this mission completed. Perhaps this enemy has something to do with the black market, or among a group respondsable. The tribesmen did say they had problems with something like that.
 * Luna: Exactly! Whoever this 'Lord Grunde' is, he's sure to know something about the problem at hand.
 * Celestia: But sister, what if this 'Lord Grunde' is a very powerful foe? If these Mythosian humans have been struggling to fight him off, what makes you sure we woundn't fail as hard?
 * Luna: Strength and an amount of power hasn't stopped us before. So are we going to go forward with this plan or not?
 * Molly:... Well... How are we supposed to get out of here? This is a magic-proof net.
 * ???: GUYS! (Sparx arrives panting heavily)
 * Sparx: I escaped as soon as the invasion started! I just saw that this crazy eye-patched troll killed Chief Red-Jackass and I gotta say, his buffoons of tribesmen are having a hard time fending them off. Not to mention they said more of that gibberish.
 * Spyro: I don't think that matters, Sparx! Can you get us out of here?
 * Sparx: Well, I'm a bit small for something like that, but I'll see what I can do! (Flies to the net, and tries to use his teeth to open the net, but then it hurts them, leaving a tear to fall down his eye)... GOD, THIS NET IS AS HARD AS CHAIN MAIL!!!
 * Donkey: You think?
 * Twilight: Think of something, Sparx!
 * Sparx: I'm trying, man! C'mon, think! THINK!!!... I got nothing, I really got nothing.
 * FOOSH?!
 * The Village is seen burning wildly!
 * Shounds of shouts and screams are heard!
 * Twilight: "...... Well, darn."
 * Squidward: "Well good riddence."
 * Spongebob: "(Gasp), Squidward!"
 * Squidward: You said that, and I still don't care!
 * Spike: "Ah, like I said. It's not like they would actselly be thankful for us saving their butts anyway. Now can we just get out of here?"
 * Sparx: "Ok, maybe if I just pull a knot-"
 * Sparx pulls on a knot and it comes undone.
 * Spyro: ".... Sparx, I really wished you done that in the first place."
 * Celestia: "It's too late to be of any help to this village. We must move on."
 * Taiku: "But couldn't we at least put out the-"
 * Celestia: "It's too risky to show a possable agent of the Black Market that we're here to present a problem to them. If they have even slight knowledge that we're here, they'll try many efferts to hunt us down and stop us."
 * Taiku: "So, that's it?! We're just, abandoning any survivers to those maniacs!?"
 * Celestia: "I am NOT proud of this disidtion, but risking our lifes to those that don't have strong value for it isn't exactly wise either."
 * Spongebob: "Taiku, it's not something we can help in the moment."
 * Claude: "Yeah! These people are too stupid to understand what morality is, let alone how to be grateful! They would've just tried to turn us to lunch again anyway reguardless of what we did. Alot of people in Mythos are abunch of crazies anyway."
 * Taiku sighs frustraightedly!
 * Taiku: "I can't believe we're abandoning them to evil just because they're not exactly bright! I get it, I know they won't exactly give us a proper thank you, but we could've at least-"
 * Twilight: "Taiku, calm down. The only real hope for those survivers and all of Mythos is if we take down the Black Market of Mythos. It would at least put these attacks to an end."
 * Taiku said nothing and only walked away.
 * Sparx: "Gees.... What's eating Taiku?"
 * Celestia: "Taiku, doesn't take being abandoned kindly. His past is, full of such things."
 * Spike: "Will he get over it?"
 * Celestia: I hope so. Besides, we've got work to do. (They escape as the camera goes back to the burning village as the Troll Leader, Lord Grunde, stared at his work.)
 * Lord Grunde:..... Mother, Father..... Even though your not likely to approve of this, this is for you..... SEARCH FOR ANY SURVIVORS!! CAPTURE ALL THE LIVESTOCK!! And if those fleabag enfields crawling around aren't packaged in 2 minutes, then get your soggs over to my dragon-horse because it's legs are gonna turn them inside-out REAL hard!!! (The other trolls salute, and begin capturing survivors, the livestock, and small enfields (A heraldry creature with the head of a fox, the forelegs of an eagle's talons, the chest of a greyhound, the body of a lion, and the hindquarters and tail of a wolf) as one of them stares terrified at Lord Grunde faces him) I'm sorry it has come to this, you sad little fleabag. But ending the human blight is more impourent then your well-being at the moment.
 * Princess Alice: IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT A PRINCESS?!?
 * Coldbutt: I don't give an oushe about the royalty of other nations. All I care about is the welfare of my tribe, and I will not tolerate any whining from you!
 * Rarity: She was not whining, she was merely complaining. Do you want to hear whining? THIS is whining! OH, THIS WATER IS TOO HOT! YOU ALL LOOK LIKE ALIENS, AND YOU SMELL WORSE THAN YELLOW SNOW! IT'S TOO COLD OUT HERE, AND WE WANNA GO HOME! YOUR LEADER IS A BIG BULLY, AND I DON'T WANNA BE EATEN! WE-
 * Coldbutt: SILENCE!! You're starting to become an annoyance!
 * Applebloom: (The Crusaders give Coldbutt their puppy-dog eyes)...
 * Coldbutt:... (Scootaloo sheds a tear)... Do you really think I'll fall for that obvious trick?
 * Scootaloo: Oh, come on, you can't blame a filly for trying!
 * Banzai: Gee, I'd wonder how he'd react if he came across a puppy? (Loud screeching was heard)
 * Coldbutt: Oh, no! Not her again!
 * Huntsmen: "Sir, what do we do?!"
 * Coldbutt: "..... Get our food out of here!? Take them to the caves and close up the enterence!"
 * The Heroes are taken away.
 * ???: (A group of snow harpies appear from the sky and begin attacking the village) LEAVE NO SURVIVORS BEHIND! AND BRING THEIR DEAD BODIES TO THE CAVE WHERE WE WILL DO TO THEM WHAT THEY DID TO US! AND DON'T FORGET TO COLLECT ALL THEIR LIVESTOCK AND SOME OF THE OTHER CREATURES CRAWLING AROUND FOR THE BLACK MARKET!! (The harpies continue attacking the tribe)
 * Alice: "Wait, did their leader say Black Market?"
 * Huntsmen: "SHUT UP!?"
 * The Huntsmen retreated and escape before they were noticed!
 * Tribe Humans ran around as Harpies attacked from above.
 * Coldbutt carries a spear ready for action!
 * Coldbutt: "Alright, you witch?! I'm ready to end this?! DO YOUR WORSE?!"
 * ???: AS YOU WISH! (A harpy darts to the ground towards Coldbutt, as it slams into Coldbutt and kills him off as seen in the shadow) (Steps on Coldbutt's corpse) And so ends the reign of the descendants of the murderer of my daughter! His body will be my meal, and mine alone! Destroy this puny village and kill any survivors!
 * Harpy #1: I guess you finally got your revenge after all, Lady Nusteo! (The harpy leader, Lady Nusteo, looks at her angrily as she responds with nervousness)
 * Lady Nusteo: My revenge will NEVER end, fool! I exist only to protect my people! And any action I take, no matter how violent, or how "cruel", is for the greater good. There are still other tribes out there that can enter this area. And it is MY job to kill them before they become a threat to any of us, including YOUR OWN FAMILY!!!
 * Harpy #1:...Understood, mam!
 * Lady Nusteo: Now get the job done so we can have ourselves a well-earned banquet of human flesh! (The three harpies salute, and leave to carry out their task)...
 * The Heroes are chained to the wall as two lone Huntsmen guard them.
 * A scout runs in!
 * Scout: "Guys! Coldbutt has been killed, and the harpies has set the village ablaze!? We need to get out of this deathtrap!?"
 * Huntsmen: "Damn it!? In that case, we can't let our food go to waste, let's kill them and save the meat for inbetween trips to get out of here!"
 * Chi-Fu: "I don't think you want to do that! We're..... Poisionious aliens!?"
 * Huntsmen 2: "Aw shit sir, they're poisonious. We can't eat them!?"
 * Huntsmen 1: (Slaps him) Don't fall for their lies, toog-hole! They're just saying that so they won't get eaten. Now let's get started with this killing them and eating them! (They take out some crystal blades that glow in rainbow energy) Any last words?
 * Jimmy: Yeah, GO F*** YOURSELF, YOU F*** ******* *** ***** ****** ****** ****** **** WEASEL!! (Everyone looked at him weird)... Yeah, I said it, so what?
 * Applebloom: You do realize yer' among children, right?
 * Jimmy: Oh, I don't care! I wanted to say that to someone who tried, or tries, to kill us! So once again, GO F*** YOURSELF, AND KISS BY RED DRAGON ASS!!
 * Huntsman 1:... You die first! (The huntsmen focus on him)
 * Jimmy: (Screams like a girl until screeching is heard behind them, and they turn around to see harpies)
 * Huntsman 2: AHHH!! HARPIES!!! RETREAT!!
 * Huntsman 1: THEY'VE GOT US CORNERED, IDIOT!!! (The three scream as the harpies kill them off-camera, the group seeing this in disgust as blood stains the walls)
 * Scootaloo: I so wish I wasn't seeing this!
 * Rarity/Applejack: THEN DON'T!!! (The harpies suddenly notice them)...
 * Kaa: Uh...hello?
 * Harpy 1: ".... Uh, sister? What should we do with them?"
 * Harpy 2: "Leave them. I doubt they're an actual threat to us."
 * The Harpies leave.
 * Jimmy: "Whew..... They only wanted to kill those stupid tribal dipshits."
 * Alice: "Good. All the more time to get out of here."
 * Applebloom: "You know how to get us out of here?"
 * Alice: (Uses her tail to pick the locks on her chains, and frees herself, then grabs the keys that were dropped by one of the huntsmen, and uses them to free the others) Alright, we're free, let's get out of here. (The group exits the cave unnoticed by the other harpies)
 * Applebloom: Uh, guys? Is it me, or are these harpies carrying away... Phoenix eggs? (The group stopped at those words, and saw that the harpies were raiding phoenix nests, capturing phoenix eggs and their mothers, and carrying them away)...You think they're involved in the Black Market we was s'posed to stop?
 * Phil Troll: Maybe they do.
 * Phil: Well, I think these guys may lead us to where we need to go. But I think it's wise to get the hell out of here before they see us as a threat. (The group does that)
 * Fluttershy was crying!
 * Beachbum: "OH GREAT PILES OF OUSHE, WILL YOU SHUT UP?! I HATE HAVING FOOD THAT CRIES!?"
 * Icky: "How's about you guys try NOT EATING US!?"
 * Beachbum: "BETTER IDEA?!"
 * Beachbum grabs Fluttershy and walks off.
 * Beachbum: "I'll take her to the ocean and drown her!"
 * Beachbum laughs maniacly!
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOU'D BETTER LEAVE FLUTTERSHY ALONE, YOU CREEP!?"
 * Beachbum left with Fluttershy crying!
 * Icky: "DICK?!"
 * Beachbum stood over the shorce of the beach.
 * Beachbum: "Get ready to drown, you stupid horse!?"
 * ???: "Filthy savage."
 * Beachbum gasped as he sees a bunch of weird frog people climbing out of the water on top of works.
 * A leader in a brown clothing climbed out.
 * Leader: "Have you no shame? Or a sense of respect for females? Oh what I kidding? You don't even respect your own women unless they have a higher tribal status, so really, I shouldn't be surprised your like this."
 * Beachbum: "Zgork?! The annoying little whiney frogman who keeps complaining about us "attracting predators"!? I keep telling you it's not our tribe's fault! They just happen to be here?!"
 * Zgork: "Well, let's study the problem with that claim. We never had to deal with our predators before you lot arrived and started attracting them by swiming like an injured animal. It's endangering my people, our way of life, and quick frankly, it's downright rude. I am gonna be a gentlemen again and give you one last chance to take your people somewhere our the predators won't be a bother to us again."
 * Leader wispers something to a warrior: "Get the other foods out of here. The rest of us got this."
 * The Warrior left.
 * Beachbum: "I have but one thing to say..... GO EAT OUSHE, FROGGY!?"
 * The Crab Riders appeared on the Dragon Horseshoe crabs!
 * Zgork: "(Sigh), And people say I'm not trying to be diplomatic."
 * Zgork brought out two rainbow glowing daggers, and caused a tidal wave monster that devours the crab riders!
 * Beachbum: "...... (Gulp)............ Uh..... Zgork, your obviously a reasonable golum, uh, you obviously are just trying to tell my tribe to go somewhere else. And, now, I am now much more happy to obliged. How's about, I give you this, yellow pegicious, and, let me live, and in return, I'll tell my tribe we're going somewhere else now."
 * Zgork: ".... Put down the poor thing first."
 * Beachbum places down Fluttershy.
 * Beachbum: "There, I did what you asked. Now, about the deal-"
 * Arrows with Sea-Shell tips hit Beachbum in many areas!
 * Zgork: "You had your chance to leave while my people's blood wasn't spilt by predators!? Now, your a bloodshed too late."
 * Beachbum dropped to the floor.
 * Fluttershy was scared, and curled in a scared position.
 * Zgork realised he trumatised Fluttershy and quickly attempted to make amends.
 * Zgork: "Young miss, I'm, I'm sorry you had to see that. You need to understand. That ignorent tyrant and his tribe of terrorable swimmers were attracting predatory beasts that were hurting my people. He long lost his chance to be reasonable, and I am only giving poetic justice. I promise to release you and any unlucky friends you have back outside so you can find a city to be safe in. I promise harm only comes to these evil selfish savages. You, you just need to trust me young miss."
 * Fluttershy: "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-please don't hurt me!"
 * Zgork: "Please, young miss. Hurting you is the last thing I would want. I mean, I just saved you from becoming another victim of Beachbum.... Surely, your aware of that..."
 * Fluttershy, began to shyfully approuch Zgork.
 * Zgork: "There, there, Child. Your in safe hands. Men, search the entire village and the surrounding area for anything not normal to Mythos. I have a safe bet these are very unlucky visitors. Harm ONLY the humans assumingly NOT tied to the visitors. Ya know, Albinos."
 * Golums: "Sir!"
 * The Golums went back to the water.
 * Zgork: "Come back to the village with me, young miss. We'll be safe from retailiating savages. By the way, what do you call yourself?"
 * Fluttershy wimpers.
 * Zgork: ".... I see I may have to wait on that... Very well. Come with me back to the village. Your friends are sure to catch up. The fastest way to return to our village on the far side of the island is through swimming."
 * Golem #1: How can you be sure she can breathe underwater, sir?
 * Zgork: She can! She's a merpony. An Equestrian merpony. I can tell a merpony by heart. Now let us move. I--(He suddenly sees that Fluttershy is gone, and running away) WAIT!! COME BACK!!! (Runs after her)
 * Warrior: (They reach a secluded sea cave where several small grindylows are seen swimming across the waters of the cave, and the Warriors hang them above the water) Are you sure this will work?
 * Warrior #2: Of course. If they even try to escape, they'll face the risk of falling into these grindylow-infested waters.
 * Julie: GRINDYLOWS?!? AAARRRGGHH!!! (Hides behind Griffth)
 * Discord: Uggh, I HATE grindylows. I have a hard time dealing with them when I'm hanging out in a body of water.
 * Warrior #1: Well, we'll be back soon to resume our meal...that is if our chief is still alive. (They leave)
 * Rainbow Dash:...How're we gonna get out of here? (One of the grindylows below does a 'I've got my eye on you' gesture to them, and another one sticks it's tongue at Discord)
 * Discord: (Surprised at the grindylow's behavior, and sticks his tongue at them, then the grindylows make funny faces at him, and Discord does the same thing, and then the grindylows swim down)...Hmmph! I sure showed those bitches. (Suddenly, the grindylows appear with a piece of wood saying 'you smell') WHY I NEVER!!!
 * Russel: Save it, Discord. Grindylows are total asses in nature, and the more you persist, the more they'll keep at it.
 * Discord: Well, let's see how they feel when I get out of this net and turn them into humans tied on the bottom! Then they'll see who's laughing.
 * Mad Hatter: Easy there, pal! It doesn't really matter. All we have to do is get out of this anti-magic net.
 * Discord: But how?
 * Mad Hatter: "Simple. Someone reach in to my hat and pull out an anti-anti-magic net knife."
 * Tigress: "..... Easier said then done YOU IDIOT?!"
 * Everyone started to argue while Sir Hiss, being a snake, was picking into Hatter's hat.
 * Fluttershy runs from Zgork!
 * Zgork: "PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED! THIS IS DANGERIOUS HUMAN TERRORATORY!?"
 * Fluttershy attepted to fly off but was suddenly grabbed by Warrior humans!
 * Warrior 1: "Your still alive!? That means our chief's toast!? That's it?! Your done for?!"
 * The Huntsmen stabs Fluttershy with a spear!
 * Fluttershy screams quietly!
 * Warrior 1: "THERE'S MORE WHEN THAT CAME FROM BI-"
 * Zgork sliches open the Warrior's neck, killing him!
 * Warrior 2: "Holy oushe!"
 * Warrior 3: "Don't worry! There's at least 5 more of us and only-"
 * Warrior 3 gets shot down by the sea-shell arrows!
 * Suddenly, Golums armed with Swordfish Skulls appeared and attack and the remaining humans, finishing them off!
 * Zgork checks Fluttershy and saw her bleeding fataly.
 * Zgork: "We need to get her to a healer, now!"
 * Discord started to jiggle about!
 * Discord: "MY FLUTTERSHY GOT HURT SENSES IS TINGLING!? Fluttershy must've gotten hurt by those nasty beach bums?!"
 * Sir Hiss: "Well, thank goodness while everyone was arguing, I was able to secure Mad Hatters' knife. Trouble is, I would proceed to cut us out but... Well, we still have the problem of them."
 * The Grindlows look egerly for the heroes' possable attempt to flee.
 * Icky: "Well, fuck!? We're stuck here while Fluttershy's in trouble!? Those crazy hairless apes are gonna kill Fluttershy!?"
 * ???: "Worry not, Visitors."
 * Zgork entered with some Bowmen Golums.
 * Zgork: "She's in good hands. My golums and I disposed of the warriors that tried to hurt your "Fluttershy". We sent her to a healer. We're here to get you out of here."
 * Icky: "Aw, FINALLY, someone with a sense fo decenty here!?"
 * The Golums began to pull the trapped heroes away from the water and the now disappointed Grindylows.
 * Godfry: "Hey thanks for the help Smegel, we really appresiated."
 * Zgork: "Who or what is a "Smegel"? Sounds like the name of a shameful outcast. I, am Master Zgork. Recent Liberator of this island of the filth of the human menace."
 * Icky: "Buddy, I don't care even if you slaughtered them, I'm just glad you got rid of those fucks!"
 * Zgork: "Well, not all of them. Just the ones that refused to leave. The more cowerdly will be much more willing to leave. Now, let's remove those ropes."
 * The Golums remove the ropes.
 * Godfry: "So, is Fluttershy gonna be ok?"
 * Zgork: "I had said she's in good hands. Our healer's among the best. Now, let's all get out of this deary place."
 * The heroes left but Zgork and his golums.
 * Zgork: "Men, get the cages ready for those Grindylows and ready them for our, "promise maker". And be careful. They're nasty beasts."
 * Golum 1: "Yes sir."
 * Fluttershy awoke to see she was banaged up and in the presence of a golum healer.
 * Fluttershy: "..... Wait..... Am I, alive? How? I, I thought Zgork was gonna-"
 * Healer: "I assume you are over-reacting to Zgork's, methods. Harsh as they may be, it's but a fact of life in Mythos. I, am the Seasoother."
 * Fluttershy: "I see.... Your, like the Soothsayer...."
 * Healer: "A Soothsayer, you mean?"
 * Fluttershy: ".... Yeah, let's go with that.... Uh, miss Healer? Why is.... Zgork, hurting those humans?"
 * Seasoother: "Because humans are hurting us. And our communities. I suspect your from the outside socities dominated by the wide-spread Albinos."
 * Fluttershy: "Well, pretty much."
 * Seasoother: "Please understand child. Humans of Mythos are nothing like the Albinos..... Not anymore. The christails that make Mythos a great unitgite trademark, corrupted them to be moraless savages, and the vermin vain of all of our communities. Even each-other. The close you'll find a still pure human, is the great Master Aonos of the Trionus tree.... But he's too ashamed of his unfixable mistake to do anything."
 * Fluttershy: ".... Well, what happened?"
 * Seasoother: ".... It all started with good intentions, turning into a nightmare."
 * (Seasoother): "Aonos was a studier of the magical stones after discovering such. He introduse that it's magic can benifit all socities under it's light. And thanks to Aonos, all socities florish."
 * A Mythos city is seen thriving under the power of Chrsitails.
 * (Seasoother): "It was, a paradise in the making, and Aonos.... Was respondsable for it. He was proud of his accompishment.... But, sadly, this paradise would be ruined by his own race."
 * A series of Mythos Human Kings are seen mis-using the mythos christails!
 * (Seasoother): "All the greedy kings of the Mythosian Humans wanted to dominate the world for themselves, betrayed the teachings of Aonos, and began attacking all of the mythosians!"
 * A massive war is seen!
 * (Seasoother): "Aonos, was incredability broken hearted, has lost faith in his race..... And to punish his own race of betraying him, he perimently cursed his race, into becoming the savages that they were, forever forgetting what it was like to be smarter then a primitive."
 * The Mythos Humans turned from civilised armies into dumb savages!
 * (Seasoother): "Forever broken heart, and a curse that he can never undo, he created the Trionus tree to hide from the world he assumed, would forever hate him for something, not nessersarly his fault. While humanity of Mythos, is viewed as nothing but a plauge ever since."
 * Seasoother: "Now do you understand why Zgork did what he had to do? The humans of this island are a menace to us."
 * Fluttershy: "But that Beachbum guy said he was gonna leave with his tribe and never come back."
 * Seasoother: "He was a lier, Fluttershy. He was trying to trick Zgork to lower his guard so he can stab in the back.... Again.... Zgork was barely able to survive the last attempt, had it not been for me, his own Grandmother. Zgork just knew Beachbum had no redeeming quilities. As harsh and, "cruel" as it was, it had to be done.... There's no other way to "help" humans of Mythos."
 * Fluttershy sighed sadly, now knowing everything.
 * Fluttershy: "When my friends get here, I'll, tell them."
 * Seasoother: "Thank you for understanding."
 * Zgork: "Welcome to my village, visitors. The village of Buuonyte."
 * Icky: "Nice place.... Abit, messy though."
 * Zgork: "You can blame our predator problem for that. But now that we gotten rid of our human infestation perimently, the predators will leave, and we're free to live life normally again."
 * Discord: "Hey good for you. Now can we see Fluttershy?"
 * Zgork: "She should be coming here any minute. Afterwords, your free to leave or stay as you please."
 * Baloo: Well, that's good. (Fluttershy appears)
 * Fluttershy: Hey, guys.
 * Discord: FLUTTERSHY! (The two hug) Thank Celestia you're okay!
 * Fluttershy: Of course. One of the humans stabbed me, but I'm okay.
 * Devon: THEY STABBED YOU?!? Aw, f***, why did we even come to this place, and what makes this place good for hatching evil plans? The people here are just savage.
 * Icky: "Actselly, I think a planet of savages and killer monsters is a perfect hideout for villains cause there would be something to deter heroes to look for them. And a place like Mythos would be like a high-tec securtity mansion paradise for them."
 * Devon: "I KNOW BUT STILL!? WHY WOULD THEY!?"
 * Fluttershy: Guys, you must understand. All Mythosian humans here have been corrupted by the magic that the crystals possessed here.
 * Icky: Really?...But... But the High Council said that the tribes people were as peaceful as the city people.
 * Iago: OH, HOW PERFECT!!! ANOTHER HIGH COUNCIL CONSPIRACY!!! How many more of those do we have to be informed of?!? The next time I see them, I'm going to have a nice long chat with them about keeping secrets.
 * Boy Sora: Everyone, we can't blame the High Council for not telling us about the Mythosian humans being corrupt.
 * Donald: Can we just leave now? This place is starting to make me feel suspicious.
 * Lord Shen:... Hmm... I don't trust this guy. I can feel that there's nothing redeemable in him.
 * Sandy: Oh, you're just overreacting, Shen. Let's just get out of here and find our friends. (The group leaves as Lord Shen looks suspiciously at Zgork, and when they're gone, Zgork goes to a room filled with wild animals including grindylows, mermaids, and literal sea-lions)
 * Zgork: Soon, these awful predators will be a thing of the past. As will the idiotic humans. I care little for the Black Market's filthy money. I only want my people being protected. And if it means creatures have to be degraded as pets, or worse, then.... I can't be blinded by moral inconsisencecys to reconsider now.... I need to help my people, and all of Mythos....
 * The Trolls are seen returning to a small troll kingdom.
 * Lord Grunde: "LT. Grindmor.... Is it not magnifisent to return from a succesful end of a troublesome human infestation?"
 * A Troll LT looked relucent to say anything.
 * Lord Grunde: "........ LT...... Your Governor gave you permission to speak.... WELL?!"
 * The Troll LT Grindmor: "...... Believe me sir, I'm.... Just glad that you felt your getting the justice you wanted...."
 * Lord Grunde: "..... Good..... I don't like it when you delay on answering me.... It makes it feel like, your not loyal to our cause."
 * LT Grindmor: "Uh, Don't get me wrong, I am?! It's just.... Do we really need the Black Market for this?"
 * Lord Grunde growled in annoyence!
 * Lord Grunde: "DON'T DARE GET ME WRONG, LT?! I HATE THOSE ANIAML RUINING BASTURDS JUST AS MUCH AS ANYONE?! IN FACT, I WOULD SOONER DESTROY THEM THEN BUDDY THEM IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE FACT THAT I HATE THE HUMANS MORE THEN THEM?! Beleive me, once they filled their part, I'll dump them like oushe and leave them to rot!? I, am just doing this cause they promise to give us something to enable us to radicate those humans for good. And I am not gonna pass it up cause a few stupid beasts suffer along away. At least know this sicking poison allience with them is brief, like with Nusteo and Zgork. They don't plan to stick with them forever, and they don't care for their money! It's probuly contriband anyway. In fact, the first thing I would do with it, is recycle it to turn it into legal money. Zgork would probuly just put it all in a chest and dump it in the bottom of the sea. Nusteo would just, use it as nesting material. Our real reward, is eradicating the filthy humans, and nothing, else. Can you be able to sleep on THAT at least?"
 * LT. Grindmor: ".... I'll..... Try, sir."
 * Lord Grunde: "Good. Cause you know well enough, exactly why, (holds up a golden locket in shape of a heart), this is impourent to me."
 * LT. Grindmor only nodded in respect and saluted.
 * LT. Grindmor: "Understood, sir."
 * On the outskirts, The Heroes were watching Grunde and troll troops entering the city.
 * Gary Skalesworth: "Remind me again..... WHY are we so close to these guys?"
 * Celestia: "Because I want to understand our possable Black Market agent alittle better. We need to know what he is doing with Enfields."
 * Mushu: "Hey, considering he's with the Black Market, chances are, it ain't legit business."
 * Luna: "Then we must find a way to help those enfields."
 * Taiku: "Ok guys, we go in there, find the trapped animals, bust them out, and bust Grunde. Wam and bam, end of story!"
 * ???: "Yeah, except you forgot the part where we kick your butts."
 * The group gasped and saw that Troll Guards surrounded them.
 * Spongebob: "...... WE SURRENDER!?"
 * Twilight: ".... Wow..... Really?"
 * The Heroes were dumped into the floor in the presence of Grunde.
 * Lord Grunde: "Who, are they?"
 * Troll Guard: "Possable conspiracters, your majusty. I heard the dragon talking about busting out your prize."
 * Lord Grunde growled.
 * Lord Grunde: "I really do NOT want to deal with shit like that, AFTER a victory against a desendent of the oushe that took my eye! Now I need to kill off Shaman Redmerk. And I need these animals to satisfy an obglingation, and I don't need a bunch of, weirdos, RUINING THAT FOR ME?! (Echos)."
 * Spongebob: "We're not here to ruin that, we, uh, we-"
 * Taiku: "Yeah we were here to ruin that, because what your doing is wrong! You stupid greedy selfish Troll!?"
 * Celestia: "Taiku, no!"
 * Taiku: "How dare you kill poor defenceless, albeit moronic, human beings for sport and capture poor creatures for the black market in return for profit, you basturdious, ugly, no good-"
 * Lord Grunde grabs Taiku by the neck and chokes him!
 * Lord Grunde: "LISTEN HERE, AND LISTEN GOOD, YOU INSENSITIVE BEAST!? I AM NOT DOING THIS CAUSE I ENJOY KILLING AND MONEY?! IN FACT, I HATE EVERY BIT OF THE BLACK MARKET, AS YOU HIPPIES LIKELY DO?! AND OUTSIDE OF GETTING JUSTICE ON THE HUMANS FOR WHAT THEY DID TO ME, I DO NOT ENJOY WHAT I HAD TO DO ONE BIT?! FOR, I AM DOING IT FOR PAYBACK FOR TWO THINGS?! MY EYE, AND........ My parents....."
 * Lord Grunde lets go of Taiku, feeling he has given his point.
 * Taiku: ".... Ok, so your NOT doing this to be a greedy fuck and being a murderious nut.... Completely.... But that still doesn't excuse the murder your commiting?!"
 * Lord Grunde: "HA! Your kidding, right? In Mythos, Humans are as valuable as cockarouches. They're vermin. I could burn down a trillion villages, and almost nobody would care.... I said almost because you dorks obviously give a oushe about this."
 * Taiku: "Wha, wha, WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO SAY THAT?!"
 * Lord Grunde: "HISTORY?! Grindmor, tell it to them straight about the great Aonos mistake!?"
 * Grindmor:...so that's why these humans are no longer worth helping to this point. They are forever punished with being as primitive as cavemen...which is basically what they are. So if you think there's a chance that they're worth avenging, think again.
 * Taiku:...Whoa, that does explain a lot.
 * Sparx: Well, screw them, then! I say we go find this Aonos character and see if he can help us.
 * Lord Grunde: Uh-uh-uh, you're not going anywhere! You're staying with us until this black market deal is carried out. I need it so we can ensure that these crazy humans are no longer a problem for us. And you should be pretty happy about that seeing how they almost ate you.
 * Luna: Okay, even though there's no way to help these humans out because of their own greed for the crystals, but they're still worth protecting. They have just about as much right to populate this world as you do.
 * Lord Grunde: Like hell they do! I say they deserve to be destroyed. Again, I don't give an oushe about the money. All I care about is protecting my people.
 * Twilight: Is it really worth genocide?
 * Lord Grunde: Afraid so!
 * Spike: Then I'm afraid we can't let you do that.
 * Lord Grunde:... THEN ENJOY A NICE LONG STAY IN THE DUNGUIN?! 1000 YEARS WORTH!?
 * Everyone: WHAT?!? (The trolls take them away)
 * Luna: "..... Maybe it wasn't adviseable to say we were against him when we were his captive."
 * Spike: "Obviously. But outside of making some pretty questionable choices, at least he's just doing it to protect his people. It's really solely the black market's fault he's going to such an extreme."
 * Celestia: "And he did admit he has no true love for the Black Market of Mythos. That means if he discovers that they'll offer truely nothing to be rid of their human "infestation", he'll forsake helping them."
 * Squidward: "But it's not exactly gonna stop him from wanting to wipe off humans from the face of this world. Even if we proven that those black marketers aren't worth doing ANYTHING for them, this guy might still go around and go Lord Shen on any human village that can't defend itself."
 * Taiku: ".... Do we even want to? We just discovered that these humans are unpure fucktards. They were evil civilised, and they're sort've evil as savages. I'm sad to say that this Pred Judu Des inspired Troll is more justifived then the tribe of colored humans that tried to eat us!?"
 * Bagheera: "And it helps little that humans in this world are consider vermin. And people don't tend to view you postively if you try to protect vermin."
 * Luna: "But it does not make it, right! Humans being respondsable for a dark grivence does not-"
 * Bagheera: "Believe me, Princess, people like that in our socity don't get away with that! But Mythos doesn't funtion like OUR socity! This socity funtions like that of a dark ages era, where acts of geniside and being xenophobic are not considered as such! To Mythos, them killing off human villages, is like what normal socities do to nests of commen pests and vermin. It's a disgusting thought, I know, but remember Le Rat? To Mythos, we're pretty much LIKE Le Rat coming to the defence of these humans here, which unlike rats, are legitamently guilty of a unredeemable crime against the other communities, and intended it! So alchourse he's gonna throw us in prison for it! To Mythos, WE'RE the deludional maniacs!?"
 * Luna: "...... I.... I never thought of that..... But, is it not still wrong of Grunde to even consider this?"
 * Spongebob: "Sadly, to Mythos, it's considered a realistic form of thinking. Like Bagheera said, Mythos considers Humans like how bikini bottom views Nimotoads: pests. And it would actselly hurt our reputations if we try to force these people to forgive these people for something they're legitamently guilty of. Even that Aonos knew this. He's obviously the clsoet you'll ever fine in a human that doesn't want to eat you like Patrick to a krabby patty."
 * Luna: "But surely the other trolls not in his kingdom would-"
 * Celestia: "Even if they do, the rest of mythos would view them as "defeatests" and pest surrenderors. I'm afraid the Mythos way of life, is not something even the power of Friendship can mend."
 * Luna: ".... I see.... Even if we convince Grunde to stop serving the black market, he would still-"
 * Celestia: "Yes sister. We would only be capable to alter him out of serving criminals. But not out of what he deems is his desteny. Any attempt to do such, would only make him want to hate us for it."
 * Luna: "(Sigh)..... I might never sleep comfertability, but.... Fine.... The only, "evil", we shall cleanse is the Black Market, and nothing else. If Mythos wishes to stay a dark place, and would judge me if I try to change it, then I will stay out of it's way."
 * Twilight: "....... As much as I'm for letting Grunde follow his desteny, as dark as it is, what if it's not Grunde we need to change, but the Humans?"
 * Celestia: "What do you mean?"
 * Twilight: "The Christails are respondsable making the humans like this, right? Well, what if we used the elements of harmony to make the Illinos Christail filled with Harmonious magic and make the Humans friendlier. That way, Grunde, and any like-minded individual will lost their nerve to hurt humans."
 * Celestia: "..... Twilight, that's, actselly the most magnifisent thing you came up with."
 * Spongebob: "Purifying the christails to purify Mythosian Humanity to stop Grunde and the rest of Mythos wanting to kill them off? Brillient Idea Twilight!"
 * Squidward: ".... That, might be crazy enough..... TO GET US ALL KILLED!?"
 * Bagheera: "Hush now, Squidward, at least Twilight offers a way to correct the issue."
 * Squidward: "Well, one problem! In case you hadn't noticed, WE'RE SEPERATED FROM OUR FRIENDS?! THAT INCLUDES YOUR FRIENDS!? HAVEN'T YOU NOTICED THAT THEY'RE NOT WITH US?!"
 * Twilight: "Obviously, they'll be heading for the Trionus tree, and to Aonos. And we need to be there for them as well."
 * Alex: "One problem! We're in a magic-proof cell! How do we get out!?"
 * Patrick: "Allow me. (Brings out a soda and pop rocks). STAND, ASIDE."
 * Marty: "Soda and Pop Rocks?! OH HELL NO!? HE'S NOT SERIOUS!?"
 * Patrick eats the poprocks and drank the soda!
 * A LOUD BURP WAS HEARD AS THE WALL EXPLOUDES, SURPRISING TROLL CITIZENS AND ALARMING GUARD TROLLS!?
 * The Destroyed wall reveiled the shock heroes as a satisfived patrick is seen.
 * Patrick: "Soda and Pop rocks. Does the trick every time."
 * Alex: "..... Anyone think that it's VERY likely that Grunde is seriously gonna throw a hissy fit over this?"
 * Bagheera: "Well I vote we just make assumtions he will and not wait to comfirm it! COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE?!" (The group escapes as suddenly, trolls arrive to block their path)
 * Troll #1: Don't move a muscle, oushe, or we magic-blast your brains out like a water balloon!
 * Donkey: Oh, that is nasty!
 * Celestia: Good luck trying to attack gods. We're not so easily hurt by weapons.
 * Troll #2: ATTACK! (They blast crystal magic at them as Celestia protects the group with an energy shield, and they move towards the trolls, knocking them off their path as every troll tries to attack them, yet the shield prevents them from doing so until Lord Grunde appears, and uses his magic staff to hit the ground with it, causing magical energy to channel across the ground and disable the shield)
 * Lord Grunde: You will NEVER leave this place! (Fires magical energy, and Celestia and Luna fire beams that form a beam lock)...(The princess' beams overpower Grunde's beam, and knock him through a wall where he is covered in debris)
 * Luna: Let's go! (They teleport away)
 * Lord Grunde: (Gets out of the rubble)...NOO!!! GROARING HELL!!! I WANT THOSE MANIACS FOUND!!! SEARCH EVERYWHERE, AND DON'T LET THEM EXIT THE BATARSHO VALLEY!!! GO, GO, GO!!! (The trolls do that)
 * A Troll Guard came to him/
 * Troll Guard: "Should we alarm our, "promise makers"?"
 * Lord Grunde: "Not yet. Not until I know they're gonna be a problem I can't handle alone. And make sure Nusteo and Zgork have been messaged to do the same until I know they're gonna persist on being a problem."
 * Troll Guard saluted and walked off!
 * The Harpies carrying the phonexes land and place them all in cages.
 * Lady Nusteo came.
 * Lady Nusteo: "Remember ladies, treat these creatures with digity and respect. They're impourent to make our, "promisers" happy."
 * ???: "Are you sure the "promisers" can be trusted?"
 * A Harpy that looks like a more sofisicated verson of her appeared.
 * Harpy: "I mean, your aware that your accepting a deal from the Mythos Black Market, right? The most unreliable group in the universe? Espeically that you never even met their latest president. All you saw was that very unsettling Hobgoblin-like creature that your concerned might not even be one that claims to speak for him. And I heard claims that members of a fanactical demon worshiping group and an allience of criminals are helping them, is this honestly a good idea?"
 * Lady Nusteo: "Sister Turlou, I promise I have NO TRUE LOYALTY to those criminal faggots or their questionable taste in friends. In fact, I seen the orcs and griffins of the market themselves being unsure of their new president. I suspect that once I, that violent Grunde and that frog thing Zgork dump them, so will they. Until then, I have to do this to finally cleanse Mythos of the human blight, so tragities..... Like my daughter.... Cease to happen!? Surely, you understand this!"
 * Lady Tarlou: "I'm just trying to make sure you don't do something that damnates your name for nothing. You already have a imfamous name in the Harpy communities outside of our subjects, if you ended up helping a criminal market for nothing and those poor creatures end up becoming pets for irrespondsable rich globbets or worse, it's gonna be on our heads!? And the city communities don't forgive these kind of actions commited by anyone, even small village leaders!"
 * Lady Nusteo screedhed loudly!
 * Lady Nusteo: "Tarlou, sometimes if you expect someone to not die in vain, you have to take risks!? And as far as I don't completely trust that freak "Yes-Ghoul", he and his master the Mythos Black Market President, are my best hope to avenge my daughter, and our damaged bloodline! Do have at least have your understanding on THAT!?"
 * Lady Nusteo: Listen, sister! I know something like this is wrong. Not to mention they're promising us money for this kind of thing. But money is worth nothing to me. Most of this world's lousy Homu'biars don't even bother to use currency except for the cities built by those much-friendlier albino humans. The only price I accept is avenging my daughter for her death in the hands of these corrupt humans. I already lost one family member...and I can't risk losing you.
 * Lady Turlou:...(Sighs) If this is what you believe will solve everything, then I guess I can't stop you. But be reminded that you're earning the risk of making yourself a target not just for the Mythosian humans, but for their albino relatives. They take laws more seriously, and I'm pretty sure that all you've been doing has been breaking several of them.
 * Lady Nusteo: This is a world where laws are not taken seriously, Turlou. I'm going through with this, and that's final! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some business to attend to. And I want you to take some sisters and go on patrol. (Flies off)
 * Lady Turlou:...(Sighs) Oh harpy mother and albino human father, what has my sister become?
 * Amy: (The group is wandering the frozen mountain area while they are shivering in the harsh temperatures)...Oh, God! If only we weren't separated from very powerful magic users. This place is so damn cold, I think I can feel the water in my body freezing up.
 * Gomamon: Well, at least those of us who have fur are lucky enough to handle these temperatures, even though they aren't enough to keep us warm for long since they are much more than our fur can handle.
 * Savio: "Cold. S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-so, cold...... I, can't.... I can't I..... I.... BABA BOOY BABA BOOE, HOWORD STERN'S PENIS!?"
 * Savio fainted?!
 * Kaa: "SON!?"
 * Kaa came to him.
 * Kaa: "Oh my son. What's wrong with you?"
 * Thundra: "Ay Crumba. I was afraid of this. It's only natrol this would happen. Given Savio's a reptile and are not buildt to be in frozen areas, it was only a matter of time before his metaselisum places him in a freeze coma."
 * Kaa: "Oh no! Are, you, are you sure?!"
 * Thundra: "I grew up in a rainforest. I know my climates and the creatures that thrive in them. And Savio obviously can't handle a little cold weather, much less the mountain area!"
 * Princess Alice: "Then we need to expose him to heat, fast, before he becomes the largest popsicle ever!"
 * Tai: "You heard her, Agumon, start us up a fire!"
 * Agumon: "You got it Tai!? Uh.... But we might need something for me to use my pepper breath attack first."
 * Banzai: "I think that burned down tribe village might have wood not already smoked out. Maybe we should go back and get it?"
 * Princess Alice: "I saw how powerful that blaze was. It's unlikely any wood would not be useless by then. We need to take him to a cave."
 * Shenzi: "Hey, there ones there! One with the Skulls on the sticks!"
 * A cave with skulls on sticks was seen.
 * Joe: "And those sticks are wood! We're saved?!"
 * The group runs torwords the cave.
 * The cave sticks were ripped off and a fire was made.
 * Savio was seen pathicly shivering as he was recovering.
 * Alice: "I think as long as we stay here, we'll be fine."
 * ???: "TRESSPASSERS?!"
 * The Group gasps as they see Ice Goblins appearing and looking angry!
 * Ice Goblin leader: "YOU DESTROYED OUR SACRED SKULL HOLDERS AND DESICRATED OUR SHRINE!? YOU DISRESPECTED THE WORSHIPPERS OF ICEICOP?!"
 * Alice: "Please, we mean no disrespect. Our friend was suffering from the cold, and we needed shelter from the cold!? Please consider that we have children here!?"
 * Ice Goblin Leader: "You should've thought of that before coming here!? NOW DIE!?"
 * Applejack: "RUN?!"
 * The Group makes a run for it!
 * Lucky Jack: "Guys? WE GOT COMPANY!?"
 * The Ice Goblins chase after them!?
 * Alan: "WHOA?! COOL IT?! I'M A GOBLIN LIKE YOU!?"
 * Ice Goblin: "YOUR OBVIOUSLY A MEADOW GOBLIN AT BEST!?"
 * Alan: "..... DARN?! I HATE SPIECES TECNECALLITYS!?"
 * The Heroes are cornered to a bottomless casum with the Ice Goblins closing it.
 * Peng: "Well, it's either we fight, or die with honor, and this is not the battle I would wish to die just yet!?"
 * Po: "I think these guys are abit too numerious for even the Dragon Warrior to handle!?"
 * Screeches are heard, and the ice goblins began to panic!
 * Ice Goblin: "RUN FOR IT, MY FOLLOWERS?! RUN!?"
 * The Ice Goblins retreated!
 * Lian: "Uh-oh. Something tells me we got rescued by the last thing we expected to actselly help us."
 * A group of Harpys lead by Tarlou landed.
 * Lady Tarlou: "Are you folks alright? And what the heck are creatures like a meadow Goblin, A swamp Ogre, an obviously not a snow troll troll, among other things, and Snakes doing all the way out here?"
 * Po: "Uh..... Tourests?"
 * Lady Tarlou: "..... I thought Mythos was abandoned by tourest industry groups."
 * Po: "..... Adventurers?"
 * Lady Tarlou: ".... Ok, that's abit more believeable."
 * Harpy 1: "Hey, aren't you the guys from that ice human cave?"
 * Harpy 2: "Alchourse they are, Dumbleen!? I never forget stences! And some of them still smell like human oushe!?"
 * Dumbleen (1st Harpy): "Gees, Grouchleen, why is my sister being harsh?"
 * Grouchleen (Second Harpy): "(Sarcasticly) Gee, I don't know. Maybe it's because my sister, (YELLING) IS A MORONIC DUMB GLOBBET?!"
 * Lady Tarlou: "AHEM!? Sisters Dumbleen and Grouthleen. What do I say about embarrising yourselves and our flock to strangers?"
 * Dumbleen: "OH Oh! To not too."
 * Lady Tarlou: "Good girl, Dumbleen."
 * Grouchleen: "Teacher's pet."
 * Skipper: "Listen, ladies, we don't want any trouble here, we're just a couple of adventurers who go lost from our group cause of those stupid dragons!"
 * Lady Tarlou: "Oh, you mean the Camelotians? They're pretty much abunch of chickens if you can intimidate them good enough. But honestly, they always end up hurting outsiders because of inexspearience. Reguardless, I hope the rest of your group are fine."
 * Po: "Oh don't worry. Not teh first time our ship crashed."
 * Lady Tarlou: ".... Wow. No strangers to danger, huh? Well, it's obvious your snake friend can't handle being out on storm-day. He needs serious warmth and how. As adviser of the nesting villageish kingdom of Cixulux, I welcome you for an invitation to stay in it till storm day passes."
 * Skipper: "Uh, Generious offer lady, but we kinda have something imporent to do and-"
 * Savio: "I'M COMING ELIZABATH?!"
 * Savio faints.
 * Skipper: "..... (Groans), FINE!? Just until the storm lights up?!"
 * Lady Tarlou: "We'll even supply you with something to keep your warmth requiring friends like your snake friends from freezing over."
 * Grouchleen: "Uh.... Tarlou, you sure your sister wouldn't mind?"
 * Lady Tarlou: "Grouchleen, my sister may be in the middle of her blinded tirade, but she's not heartless! But I must advise you people, don't say ANYTHING to upset her or make her think your a threat to her. She's..... Not thinking clearly at the moment."
 * Alice: "Sure thing, Miss Tarlou is it? Let me talk to my friends private for a moment."
 * Lady Tarlou: "Alchourse, but try not to take long for your friend's sake."
 * Alice huddled up with the rest of the heroes.
 * Alice: "Guys, I think we have an oppertunity to study our possable allies to the BMM and to see what they want with the Phenoxes. But in light of Tarlou warning us her sister is abit, well, quick to judge, we need to do it as respectfully as possable. That means, no rash judgements and no saying you don't like what she may likely be doing. And no reference to that village. I think Tarlou's sister may've been the one who attacked the human village, and we must handle this delicately, got it? No rude actusations, no self-rightious speeches, and no self rightious attempts to correct any wrongs she may be doing. Got it?"
 * Shifu: "Po?"
 * Po: "What? When am I ever guilty of self-rightious stupidity?"
 * Banzai: Oh, please, you made loads of them in your own TV series. Remember your mistakes with Ke-Pa, Taotie, Junjie, and a few others. And I don't even have to remind you about that one with Sombor that nearly got our reputations ruined.
 * Po: I learned from them, right?
 * Shifu: What we're saying is that you need to be careful with doing anything risky this time. Can you do that?
 * Po: I think so.
 * Banzai: You THINK so?!? Come on, man, can you at least do something right for once?
 * Po: Alright, fine!
 * Banzai: That's better.
 * Lady Turlou:...Well, I should let you know that our caves is on top of a mountain, and I don't know if there's enough of us to carry those of you that can't fly.
 * Shenzi: "Well, where are we gonna find another way up there on such short not-"
 * A creature moan was heard.
 * Everyone looks to see a giant hairy dragon walking across.
 * Lady Tarlou: "...... Any of you riden on top of a Wooly Dragon before?"
 * Silence.
 * Skipper: Is it just me, or is the producer just making up mythological creatures on the go?
 * Private: What's wrong with that, Skipper? The UUniverses is a big place after all.
 * Skipper:...Never mind, let's just get up to that mountain cave. (They hop onto the Wooly Dragon, and fly off)
 * Lady Nusteo: Turlou, what is your progress on scouting for humans?
 * Lady Turlou: Nothing to report, Nusteo. But we did pick up some adventurers along the way who needed immediate assistance.
 * Lady Nusteo: Adventurers?...What kind of adventurers?
 * Lady Turlou: A bunch of animals and others that claim they need warmth for their reptile friends.
 * Lady Nusteo: Oh, dear. Well, why didn't you say so? Bring them to the living compartment.
 * Savio: (He returns back to normal upon contact with the warm fire)...Wha...where am I?
 * Kaa: Oh, Savio, I'm so glad you're okay.
 * Mr. Krabs: Eh, the cold didn't really bother me that much.
 * Riku: That's probably because you've gotten used to it because of the fact that you never let people touch your thermostat at your restaurant regardless of the people who want warmth.
 * Mr. Krabs: You got a problem with that?
 * Riku: I was only saying that it left you careless about how cold it is.
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, so what?
 * Riku: I...never mind.
 * ???: So, you're the adventurers that were attacked by the Iceicop Goblins. (Lady Nusteo and Turlou appeared)
 * Lady Nusteo: Those guys were always as hostile against people as the humans are. I mean seriously, what did you guys do to piss them off like that?
 * Kaa: ".... We accsidently used sacred skull poles as fire wood."
 * Lady Nusteo: "..... I take it you people have some habit of making friends."
 * Rarity: "I assure you, it's not normally in the kind of fastion your implying."
 * Applejack: "Yeah, we normally avoid upsetting people like that."
 * Lady Nusteo: "Well lucky you, your in the presence of a very tolerent harpy."
 * Tarlou rolled her eyes at the mentioning of that.
 * Lady Nusteo: "Well, I'll leave Tarlou in watching over you lot. I got, errends to run."
 * Lady Nusteno flew off.
 * Lady Tarlou: "So, are there any questions you wish to ask?"
 * Alice: "Alchourse miss Tarlou. Now, this may be a difficult to answer question, and I would understand you don't answer it quickly, but... We were previously, contained in a Human village that was, attacked by Harpies. Would they by chance be related to your people?"
 * Lady Tarlou suddenly got nervious.
 * Lady Tarlou: "My sister ask me not to answer those kind of questions to strangers without her here."
 * Alice: "I see, a restricted answer. Ok, something less difficult. If your people WERE to have ANY reason at all to attack humans, what would it or they be?"
 * Lady Tarlou: ".... Well, the first thing would be that we suffered a loss of someone very, personal to Nusteo, but that too, I'm not allowed to talk to strangers about that without her presence. But I'll explain why anyone would treat humans harshly.... Because of, the Great Aonos Mistake..."
 * Rarity: "Exactly how bad is this mistake is that would justify such barbarianisum?"
 * Applejack shoved Rarity!
 * Rarity: "Uh, so to speak."
 * Lady Turlou: Well, it's not very pleasant to think about. You see, the Mythosian humans were not always like what you'd say were 'hostile'. They were actually pleasant and had such good hearts, they treated other mythological creatures here with peace and compassion. Then came the day they misused the Illunos Crystals...
 * Lady Turlou:...So I guess ever since that dreadful day, we've had to deal with the humans every day. They now do nothing but kill, maim, and do barbaric things against us Homu'biars. Death, bloodshed, and suffering had began on that exact day.
 * Rarity:...Oh, God! No wonder they tried to eat us!
 * Applebloom: That's a bit harsh to do something to such a race all because of their greed for the crystals. Wasn't there some...diplomatic way to handle that?
 * Lady Turlou: Aonos already tried that. It didn't work in the slightest. The leader of the Mythosian humans was just too powerful and he refused to listen to him. So Aonos had no choice but to forever curse them into becoming primitive creatures. The leader eventually died in an invasion on orc territory shortly after this curse.
 * Princess Alice: Well, I'd be lying if I said I felt like he deserved that for being so heartless.
 * Lady Turlou: I could agree with you there, but it's just an opinion. Nobody deserves to die for something they did wrong. But it was just him learning his lesson. I'm afraid there's nothing one can do for these people anymore as punishment for their greed.
 * Scootaloo: Still, wasn't there a way to resolve this dispute besides cursing them? I mean, I would never do something like that if I was fed up with people never listening to reason. I'd just talk to someone and let it resolve itself.
 * Lady Turlou: I'm pretty sure that nobody would dare oppose the leader, much less care about doing it at all. I'm afraid Aonos had no choice, and we Homu'biars had to accept it, regardless of the consequences that followed concerning the death of several of them.
 * Francis: Well, poo! Life on Mythos got dark pretty badly, didn't it? Who knew these powerful crystals were so tempting?
 * Skipper: I think the High Council would. We all know how much power can corrupt someone. Remember Tai Lung and his attempt to steal the secret of the Dragon Scroll?
 * Shenzi: And King Sombra's back story of him being tempted by dark magic?
 * Peng: Not to mention how that Medallion got me tempted to use it when I was struggling with the knowledge of my past with Tai Lung.
 * Lian: Yeah, I'm just glad the same thing didn't happen when you found out about your family and mother.
 * Lady Turlou: Well, I'll tell my people to bring you some supplies on your little trip. Including some coats for your cold problem so your reptile friend won't freeze up again.
 * Kaa: You are too kind, Miss Turlou.
 * Lady Tarlou: "And, thank you for... Not viewing all of Mythos harshly because of what has to be done."
 * Lady Tarlou left sadly.
 * Shifu: ".... Well, I can safely say Lady Tarlou has no ability to intentionally inflict un-nessersary harm.... But there was something, unsettling about Nusteo, and that Tarlou was not allowed to talk about certain events without her own sister's permission."
 * Shenzi: "Well, maybe that's just personal family info. Ya'll know how personally I took my family troubles."
 * Shifu: "It may be more then just wanting to keep a personal family pain a secret. It may be possable the harpies that attacked the human village and this place are connected."
 * Alice: "Well again, if so, we have to handle it delicately. It would not be wise to alarm possable allies to the BMM. But I think it's obvious from Tarlou that they're not doing it for greed. It's because humans were, kinda being dicks and everyone with the mindset of the dark medvil times believe that treating them like they're vermin is justifived."
 * Rarity: "Well haven't they tried purifying those darn Illinos christails so nonsense like that doesn't happen anymore?"
 * Alice: "It may be possable that Aonos tried, but wasn't successful."
 * Rarity: "Well, had he tried outside magic not from the christails?"
 * Applejack: "Outside magic........ THAT'S IT?! What if we use the Elements of Harmony to purify them christails to purify the humans, so the people of mythos won't have a reason to treat them like pests anymore."
 * Alice: "Great idea! I known the Elelments to do great things before!"
 * Rarity: "But remember Applejack, that we need to be with the rest of our friends to pull it off first."
 * Alice: "Well that, and I think we may also need the help of this "Master Aonos" to pull it off as well. Good thing we and most likely our friends are planning to head out to the Trionus tree."
 * Skipper: "Let's just hope our other friends avoided doing something stupid to set off an alarm."
 * Shifu: Wait a minute...where's Po?
 * Princess Alice: Oh, he's using the bathroom.
 * Shifu: AND YOU LEFT HIM ALONE WITHOUT SUPERVISION?!?
 * Princess Alice: Well, I, uh, I-I, I...Aw, crap nuggets!
 * Shifu: We need to get to him before he screws something up! (The group exits the room, and after running across it many times, they find Po being pinned to the ground by Nusteo with Turlou watching)
 * Nusteo: I JUST KNEW FROM THE FIRST MOMENT YOU CAME THAT I COULDN'T TRUST YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS!!!
 * Turlou: Nusteo, please!
 * Nusteo: SILENCE! You lead them here, and you deserve no mercy for it! I will decide your punishment later, but now, I need to ensure that this creep is stopped!
 * Girl Sora: NOO!!! (Nusteo notices them)
 * Nusteo: You! YOU'RE HERE TO STOP MY BLACK MARKET TRADES!!!
 * Chi-Fu: How could you have possibly screwed this up this time, panda?
 * Po: (Exiting the bathroom) Well, these harpies are trusting to strangers. Maybe shutting down the Black Market won't be so hard after all, I- (Suddenly, he looks to see Nusteo looking at him)...Uh, hi? (Nusteo screeches at him, and pins him down) AAHHKK!!
 * Matt: YOU SPOKE OUR PLANS OUT IN OPEN SIGHT?!?
 * Stu: Dammit, Po, you couldn't even keep a single secret.
 * Nusteo: SILENCE!!! I WANT YOU TOOG-HOLES IN MY DUNGEON IMMEDIATELY!!!
 * Tito: Oh, yeah, you and what army? (Several harpies appear and surround them)
 * Nusteo: If by army, you mean flock! Now are you gonna lay down and die or are you gonna do as I say?
 * Shifu: (The group is locked up in a pocket barred with steel bars) Curses!
 * Nusteo: Keep them in there, and let starvation take them. Oh, and did I forget to mention that the cell has a few holes in it to let in the cold?
 * Kaa: WHA-WHAT?!?
 * Nusteo: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some work to do so I can ensure that no more casualties in my home will occur. (Leaves)
 * Shifu:...Po, I am very disappointed in you!
 * Po: "Hey, this time, it was an accsident. VERY UNLIKE THE SOMBAR MESS!?"
 * Shifu: ".... Ok, that is true. BUT STILL, WE'RE NOW IN A DIRE SITUATION!?"
 * Savio: "Yy-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yeah, you f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fat, idiot?!"
 * Alice: "And the worse part is, you got poor Tarlou in trouble. There's no telling what Nusteo would do."
 * ???: "Don't worry about me."
 * The heroes saw Tarlou in the neighbering cell.
 * Tarlou: "It's not my first time I got in, a "disagreement" with my sister before. My setneces in here are short cause I'm family. I bare no resentment, but I must ask. Why didn't you say you were here to stop the Black Market?"
 * Po: "Well, You see, a peacock named Lord Shen told us not to tell people what we're here to do to avoid.... Well, THIS!"
 * Tarlou: "Well, I can obviously see it was an accident. You didn't mean to expose your friends like this Po.... Like I tried to insist my sister I didn't mean to bring the black market's threats into the nest. She, kinda saw the black market impourent to.... Get justice."
 * Rarity: "That's a very ironic thing to look for."
 * Tarlou: "Well, her idea of justice. Apawn the humans that.... That killed her daughter."
 * The heroes gasped!?
 * Rarity: "THOSE BRUTISH HAIRLESS APES DID THAT!?"
 * Tarlou: "It's a long, and.... Still painful, story."
 * Tarlou shed a tear as it turns into a flashback.
 * (Tarlou): Our parents died shortly after Nusteo was crowned the leader of our flock. Afterward, she got married to a albino human prince in a neighboring kingdom and had a child. Unfortunately, she was born on the exact same day Aonos placed the curse on his own kind. Nusteo's husband evacuated his own kingdom away from the hostile human territory, and...that's the last time Nusteo ever heard from him.
 * (Sweetie Belle): Awww, that poor soul.
 * (Scootaloo): Wait, she reproduced with a human being? Isn't there any...male harpies?
 * (Turlou): No. Like sirens, we're an all-female race, so we have to reproduce with human males. Sad, really.
 * (Banzai): Wow, that's pretty bad. And it's also pretty bad that your sister's husband left on her.
 * (Tarlou): It gets worse. Remember Coldbutt, the chief of that human village that tried to eat you?
 * (Rita):...So your flock WAS the one that attacked the village!
 * (Tarlou): Unfortunately, yes. And there was a reason. Coldbutt was one of the descendants of the very same human that killed Nusteo's daughter in cold-blood, albeit mistake her for an unsentient harpy... Mythosian humans are netourious of, not being too bright. Nusteo killed the human in rage... But she was too broken that she forgot her daughters body.... It was, never found since. Nusteo was devastated psychologically at this loss. She had suffered so much oushe in her life that she couldn't take it anymore, especially since I'm the only one left to watch over her, and the only family left of her. I tried to convince Nusteo not to make things worse, but she refused to listen, and lead the flock to lay waste to the village that Coldbutt's ancestor lived in. There were no survivors. She killed everyone, the elderly, the infirm, and especially the children. The flock made meals of the dead bodies, and Nusteo claimed the meal of Coldbutt's ancestor. It was... Disturbing.
 * (Rarity): Damn right! I knew harpies were carnivores, but by God!
 * (Turlou): Indeed. I still have nightmares about that horrible time even today. Nusteo swore to protect the flock from any humans that wandered into our territory. And now that Coldbutt is dead, she has finally avenged her daughter. But even that wasn't enough, because again, she vowed to kill any human that wandered into her turf.
 * Turlou: And so...humans that remain in the Lothbart Mountains have feared Nusteo. Even the albinos feared her, and are too afraid to enter this area, even when sister said she'll nevet harm an albino. It pains me to see these humans being killed like this. But as much as I hate how they acted against our family, I'm afraid the change had to be made because they were too greedy before the curse Aonos casted on them.
 * Applebloom: Well, I think it might be good for you to hear that we may have a way to solve that problem. Right guys?
 * Applejack: Uh, sugar-cube, I don't think she needs to know that.
 * Turlou: What does she mean?
 * Applejack: Oh, well, while you left, we had an idea on how to make the Mythosian humans much friendlier with the help of some outside magic. We hoped to inform Aonos of the idea.
 * Turlou: Oh, I don't know if Aonos will agree to it. He's hoping to keep them the way they are so he can ensure that nothing happens that makes his kind look bad again. He'll just say that if they were to be brought back to the way they were, then history will repeat itself.
 * Scootaloo: Miss, I assure you our solution will ensure that no such thing will happen.
 * Applejack: Yeah. Me, Rarity, and a few friend of ours have certain abilities that we use to defend our homeworld. It's the most pure form of magic we ponies had to offer.
 * Einstein: And we just so happen to have gotten separated on the trip here, and we need to meet up with each other again to make the mission go smoothly.
 * Turlou: Well...I think I might've seen your crash from up here. There was three impacts, and I thought I saw one of them heading west and another one heading north. Yours must've been the one that appeared close to this area.
 * Dodger: You saw us crash?
 * Turlou: Yes. But thankfully, I was the only one to see it. The rest of my family was at lunch when it happened. I don't exactly know where those other 2 crashes went, but my best guess is that the north impact touched-down somewhere near the Isles of Goosin, and the west one crashed somewhere in the Batarsho Valley. And...coincidentally, those two places are the same places where two other 'allies' of ours are located in this Black Market deal.
 * Lucky Jack: Well, how do you like that? Looks like the other two groups are getting pretty far as well.
 * Shifu: Yes. But I'm sure we still need to head for the Tree of Trionus, because there's a good chance our friends will be heading there as well.
 * Jess: That'sssssss a plan.
 * Ed Hyena: (Laughs crazily)
 * Po: But...how exactly are we going to get out of here?
 * Dan: "Stand aside dudes and dudettes.... I got this....."
 * Dan took a football player pose.
 * Dan: "29, 56, 51, 90, 90210?! HUT, HUT, HIKE?!"
 * Dan fake roared as he effortlessly slams down the bars like nothing and frees the heroes!
 * Amy: "YAY, DAN!?"
 * Alan: "Wow, those football games paid off, man!"
 * Tarlou: ".... Maybe on a better day I should ask my sister to make prison bars to properly accomindate Minotaurs."
 * Dan: "Well, we appresiated you didn't prior to this, babe."
 * Alice: "We'd help you out, but we don't want to be accused of being kidnappers! Good luck with your griving but psycotic sister?!"
 * The Heroes ran off!
 * A Troll Messinger came.
 * Lady Nusteo: "Ah, I seen one of Grunde's goons came to my humble abode."
 * Troll Messinger: "I came to report that the troll kingdom has recently encountered misfit groups that recently and briefly alluded Lord Grunde's grasp! He wants to keep this quiet and to silently capture these misfits and any possable allies."
 * Lady Nusteo: "Well, your in luck. I managed to capture another group of misfits that threaten the Black Market. They're savely locked up and-"
 * ???: "LERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS?!"
 * Lady Nesteo: "WHAT THE-"
 * Dan head-butts away Nusteo and the Troll Messinger!
 * Dan: "BACK TO THE WOOLY DRAGON, DUDES?!"
 * The Troll Messinger crashed into a house!
 * Nusteo was sent flying, but did a quick backwords flip and actrobaticly got back into position!
 * Lady Nusteo: "NO!?"
 * The Harpies charge after the heroes!
 * Courtney: "Hey Harpies!? "Gas" what I'm gonna do now?"
 * Harpy 1: "Oh, seriously? Bad puns in a time like-"
 * Courtney releases a powerful fart that disables the harpies!
 * Harpy 2: "Grosssssssssssssssssss."
 * The Heroes escaped, got on the Wooly Dragon and flew away with it!
 * Lady Nusteo: "...... (SQUEAKS ANGERLY?!)"
 * The Troll Messinger recovers.
 * Troll Messinger: ".... I take it I came at a bad time."
 * Lady Nusteo grabbed the Troll Messinger!
 * Lady Nusteo: "TELL GRUNDE AND ZGORK TO BE ON A LOOK-0UT FOR MORE MISFITS!?"
 * Troll Messinger: "I'll be sure they get the message.... Just don't hurt me."
 * Lady Nusteo lets the Troll Messinger go, as he runs off scared!
 * Lady Nusteo growled squack.
 * Zgork: "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I LET THEM GO!?"
 * Seasoother: "Zgork, you obviously didn't know any better. Calm down."
 * Zgork: "Grandmother, how can I when I just protected the enemy of the black market like a JACKASS!? I mean granted, I should be glad something's coming to them, but at the same time, I kinda need them at the moment to protect my people!? Wait.... The Yellow Pony's group.... Maybe, I can reason with them. Maybe, I can negosiate an agreement. I tell them to let the Black Market do what it has to, until it helps us destroy the human blight, THEN we'll leave the Black Market to be taken down by them. Everyone wins! Do you agree Grandmother?"
 * Seasoother: "Are you certain they would be foolish like that to let the evil remain undefeated until it has been carried out and the lives of the creatures are forever ruined, or worse? You know well enough that they prefer to not let it happen even once."
 * Zgork: "I know this group is unlike the others, I mean, I saved the life of their friend, the cute yellow one, surely, they'll listen, and they know how hopeless the humans are, so, likely, they will listen!"
 * Seasoother: "You are trying to be a seal trying to befriend a shark. It will only end with you being hurt."
 * Zgork: "Grandmother, please! I, I know what I am doing...."
 * Seasoother: "..... Very well.... Go ahead and learn things the hard way.... You always prefer that route."
 * Zgork: "Please, it's, it's worth a try."
 * The Heroes were wondering through the forest.
 * Icky: "Ya know, weren't for the crazy humans here, I would vacation here."
 * ???: "Visitors?!"
 * Zgork riding on a giant dragon beetle came to the heroes alone to talk with them!
 * Fluttershy: "Hey Zgork. Did you forgot to say good bye?"
 * Zgork: "Well, I felt I didn't need to since I already knew you were leaving, but I just been informed of what went on with your friends.... And.... I must, admit something."
 * Icky: "Wait, our other friends?"
 * Zgork: "Well, you see, a few friends in the troll and harpy terratories informed me your other friends gave them some.... Trouble.... And it is likely cause of a grivious misunderstanding about our intentions with....... WIth the Black Market."
 * Lord Shen: "YOU KNOW THE BLACK MARKET?!"
 * Zgork: "Well, just knowing it is only half of it.... I'm, kinda been asked to exchange a few of our people's predators in return for weapons to finally eradicate the human menace! Just to be clear, this disincludes Albinos, mind you! I promise, only the savage colored ones will die!"
 * Icky: ".... Racist, pro-white saying, ever."
 * Zgork: "Hear me out, hear me out! Now, I assume there's a grivious misunderstanding given Grunde's temper and, Nusteo's family troubles, but, I promise this won't be met with violence. I came to offer a deal. Simply put, I want to ask if you and your other friends simply refraingn from trying to bring down the Market. Please believe me, Grunde, Nusteo, and myself, have no love for them OR their money! I promise it's for a good cause! I mean, surely when you were almost eaten by those savages, you realise there's no redeeming hope for the colored humans of mythos! We promise to leave the market after the deal's been made, and then you'll be allowed to take it down! Everyone wins!"
 * Fluttershy: "But..... What about the animals...?"
 * Zgork: ".....Oh...... Please understand, It, it, it can't really be helped. I, I am only a contributer, I, I don't have any real power, neither does Grunde, nor Nusteo. But, I, I promise they'll be placed in good homes. For people that'll, that'll take good care of them."
 * Fluttershy: "You sure?"
 * Zgork: "You have my word, Fluttershy."
 * Icky: "ONE PROBLEM WITH THAT PROMISE BUDDY!? The Villain Leage's with your Black Market pals! Chances are, they're the ones that want those predators and any other unlucky beasts and turn them into serious monsters! And even not, the closet people who buys black market pets are corrupt, uncaring rich animal collecters that might not nessersarly even bothered to have their demoralised servents care for them! So by all accounts, you don't have the power to make that promise, jack?!"
 * Zgork: "Uh, he's not creditable, is he?"
 * Lord Shen: "For the most part, yes...."
 * Zgork: "Whew...."
 * Lord Shen: "But he's on the rare moment that he's 100% correct!"
 * Zgork gasped worringly!
 * Lord Shen: "I'm afraid he has little ability to even compidently keep this promise Fluttershy. Those animals will either fall into leager hands, or very unreliable rich snobs. He speaks true he doesn't want to do what he's doing, and only doing it just to be considerably a good leader. But we cannot condone what he's willing to hurt to see that goal. And reguardless of these humans being savages or corrupt, geniside is not gonna make a already bad situation better. I learnt that the hard way.... We cannot make anyone even begrudingly minorly involved with the black market an exception, just because he happened to prevent your death."
 * Zgork: "Fluttershy, no, please! I can keep the promise, I, I, I'll ask the president's speaker to actselly put those creatures into good homes, and I'll tell him NOT to give any to the leagers! You, you have to believe me! I really do promise to-"
 * Lord Shen: SILENCE! Whether you hate the Black Market or not, you must realize that this is a sanctuary for mythological creatures! Therefore, trying to sell them for profit is against the law, even though you already established that you don't care for the money and fully acknowledge that it's contriband and therefor is unable to be rekindise as legal tender. You however, have no idea what the penalty for that is! I'm afraid we can't let you succeed with this. We're going straight back to your village, and setting those poor creatures free like they're supposed to be!
 * Zgork: What?! After all I did for you?!?
 * Lord Shen: It doesn't matter if you saved Fluttershy from dying! What you're doing is illegal! We're going through with this, and you can't stop us!
 * Zgork:...Very well, then! (Takes out his crystal daggers) I guess we'll have to do this the hard way! (Blasts energy from the crystals toward Lord Shen)
 * Discord: (Puts up a shield to protect Shen from the blast) I don't think so, chum-face! Now that you have foolishly revealed your plans and hoped that we would leave this matter alone, as heroes, we are obligated to stop it.
 * Zgork:..... I thought you people would be different. I thought, you would understand. How I hate being wrong..... (He uses the daggers to cause a bright energetic flash that blinds the group, and allows Zgork to escape)
 * Fluttershy:... SHEN, WHY DID YOU SAY THAT TO HIM!? HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT HIS PEOPLE!? WHY DID YOU HAD TO SAY YOUR GONNA RELEASE HIS PEOPLE'S PREDATORS?! (Softly sobs)
 * Godfry: Uh, Shenny boy, I think you may've picked the wrong words, dudeo.
 * Boss Wolf: Can it, hydra! While they did have a good reason to do this, they still did it in the wrong way.
 * Lord Shen: Exactly! So, I guess we all know what we have to do. We have to go back to that village and do what must be do-
 * Fluttershy punches Shen into the ground!
 * Lord Shen: "OOF?!"
 * Icky: "DAYYYYYYYYYAM!?"
 * Pinkie: "AY AY AY AY?!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Fluttershy, did, you.... Did you, attacked me?"
 * Fluttershy: "HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO HIM?! YOUR NO DIFFERENT THEN BEACHBUM, EXPECT HE LITTERALLY STABBED ZGORK IN THE BACK?! YOU SCARED HIM AWAY FROM WHAT HE THOUGHT WERE GONNA BE HIS FRIENDS BY SAYING YOUR GONNA RELEASE HIS PEOPLE'S PREDATORS!? HE THINKS YOUR A MONSTER!? HE THINKS THE REST OF US ARE MONSTERS!? He..... He now thinks I'm a monster..... MONSTERS WHO WANT THEIR PREDATORS TO KILL AND EAT THEM!?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... Fluttershy, I didn't meant it like that!? I promise if any of those creatures tried to hurt Zgork's people, I promised measures would be taken to deter them! I'm, surprised, your more sympathic to the poucher then the creatures!"
 * Fluttershy: "HE'S NOT A POUCHER?! POUCHERS HURT ANIMALS FOR MONEY?! HE CLEARLY STATED HE DIDN'T WANT ANY OF THAT?! HE JUST WANTED TO KEEP HIS PEOPLE SAFE!? AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD ENDANGER THEM BECAUSE IT WAS RIGHT?!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ok ok ok, I'll admit, it was a case of miscommunication, I ensure you I would not sacrivice Zgork's people for the law! The law is NEVER worth that!"
 * Fluttershy: "YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ZGORK THAT!? NOW...... He thinks, we've abandonned him...... He thinks I adbandoned him..... Like.... I did to..... To....."
 * Lord Shen: ".... To who?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Dead Sea....."
 * Fluttershy runs off crying!
 * Lord Shen: "Fluttershy, no! I'm sorry! I swear, I, I didn't meant to have put it like that! Rainbow one, please calm her down!"
 * Rainbow Dash only stared harshly at Shen and did nothing.
 * Lord Shen: "Uh, I can't believe I'm saying this, but.... Discord, bring Fluttershy back and-"
 * Discord: "GO SCREW YOURSELF, YOU HEARTLESS PEACOCK?!"
 * Discord rasberries Shen!
 * Discord flies off after Fluttershy.
 * The Others just stared at Shen with anger, and left Shen alone.
 * Boss Wolf just looked at Shen sadly, and left on.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Guys?"
 * Icky's voice: "FUCK OFF, MAN?!"
 * Lord Shen was abandoned.
 * Lord Shen started to cry.
 * Lord Shen: "Oh no..... Not again...."
 * Lord Shen curled up and started to cry.
 * Viper:...Uh, guys, do you think it was wrong of us to scold Shen like that?
 * Icky: Why shouldn't we after what he just did?
 * Viper: Guys, did you even SEE how you acted at him?!? I mean look at him! (They see Shen crying) While I do agree what he did was wrong, I am going to say upfront that how we just treated him was wrong as well! I say we owe him an apology!
 * Discord: Forget it! I say let him suffer.
 * Tigress:...I'm starting to agree with Viper. I mean, remember how we treated Po when he screwed up and got Shifu kicked out of his position as the master of the Jade Palace?
 * Brandy: You're taking her and Shen's side?!?
 * Tigress: NO! We're saying that scolding him was wrong! How would all of you who scolded him feel?
 * Viper: Yeah. Fluttershy, remember when you were being bullied in your filly years? How everyone made fun of you for your problems?
 * Fluttershy: I was just standing up for Zgork.
 * Viper: You were, but once again, you need to be careful with your assertion. You could end up hurting others like you did with Pinkie and Rarity. And tell me, does THAT look familiar to you? (Fluttershy sees Shen, and suddenly sees him as Pinkie having her feelings hurt)...
 * Fluttershy:...Oh, no!
 * Viper: And let's not forget about that Shifu/Fidget fiasco. That's precisely what Shen was trying to keep us from doing. And look where we are, we're going through the same thing all over again. I mean, Shen was once a Villain League pawn just like Fidget, and we all know how the Villain League almost got him back. What makes you all think that the same thing can't happen to Shen?...(The group feels guilty)
 * Rainbow Dash:...She's right, guys.
 * Discord: Yeah, Lord Shen has gotten us through thick and thin a couple of times, and he did bring up the rules of this trip. And we're technically violating one of them by doing this.
 * Icky: GUYS?!? SHEN JUST DROVE AWAY SOMEONE WHO WAS TRYING TO PROTECT HIS HOME!!! HOW CAN SOMETHING LIKE THAT BE FORGIVEN?!? (Viper hisses at him) Okay, fine, I'll behave! But I'm just gonna say, for the sake of avoiding being the monsters Zgork now thinks we are, we may want to hold off ACTSELLY helping his people's predators for now.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Agreed. Besides, that Zgrok guy would probuly alarm his guard to look out for us anyway. It would've been sueaside."
 * Icky: "And I'll admit, Shen didn't mean to make it like he wanted to make Zgork's people to suffer. I mean, we all know how Shen is a master of making bad first impressions when pissed off enough."
 * Mantis: "Oh, how we know the feeling!"
 * Tigress: So what are we waiting for? Let's go make amends. (They walk up to Shen) Shen?
 * Lord Shen: What do you want now?
 * Icky: Oh, come on, save the crap, we're just trying to say we're sorry for our scolding.
 * Fluttershy: Yes. I am truly sorry, too. I was just trying to protect Zgork's home, and...well, I was conflicted about what we were supposed to do after hearing about his involvement in the Black Market. As much as I hate how those predators are being illegally traded, I still don't accept how they should be freed and left to terrorize Zgork's home.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I guess I'm the one who should apologize the most. I was just so blinded by the mission at hand, that I didn't think straight. Being angry leaves you to never listen to reason.
 * Fluttershy: And I'm sorry you had to go through that.
 * Icky: So...what do we do now?
 * March Hare: Well, it would be pretty risky to attempt going back there and apologize
 * Mad Hatter: I'll say it's pretty risky! It's just asking for us to get gutted like fish.
 * Dormouse: Gutted like fish!
 * Sandy: Then I guess it's best we stay away from them. As we talked about it when we were off-camera, the only chance we can make it up to them now is to get to the Tree of Trionus and get this whole spell up so we can fix the corrupt human problem.
 * Pinkie: But, uh, aren't we on an island? With no way to figure out which direction to sail in order to get to open land?
 * Lord Shen: Not to worry! Celestia was sure to pick up a map of Mythos for such an occasion. (Takes out the map, and opens it, as the global map of Mythos is seen)...Let's see...the only islands that can be found on this world is the Isles of Goosin, the Oorsikaro Islands, the Runhowa Islands, the Tubui Ice Islands, and the Nytata Islands. Yet we have no clue which islands we're on.
 * Fluttershy: Zgork said that his village-like kingdom was called Buuonyte.
 * Lord Shen:...There it is! Buuonyte...it's on the Isles of Goosin.
 * Discord: Oh, so we're on the Isles Of Goosin, then.
 * Boss Wolf: So I guess that means we head for the giant tree Trionus, right? The giant thing that can be seen for miles reguardless of how far you are from it?
 * Lord Shen: "Yes, but first we need to properly pinpoint the location of the tree itself."
 * Trigger: Well, I guess what we need now is a boat to get us out of these islands.
 * Discord: Not a problem! We just need to find an open beach area and I'll make us a boat.
 * Donald: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's go find a beach!
 * Trolls were marching everywhere.
 * Lord Grunde was on his dragon horse.
 * A Troll Messinger came.
 * Lord Grunde: "Any replies from Nusteo and Zgork?"
 * Troll Messenger: Both Nusteo and Zgork had some trouble against groups that are trying to shut down the Black Market.
 * Lord Grunde: THEM TOO?!?... These three groups must be working together... And it appears they are seperated.
 * Troll Messenger: That would appear to be accurate, sir.
 * Lord Grunde: Then it's probably a good idea to keep these groups as far away from each other as possible, that way we can stop them. Be sure to tell Nusteo and Zgork to do the same.
 * Troll Messenger: I'll inform them AND our troops immediately, sir. (Leaves)
 * Lord Grunde sighed.
 * Lord Grunde: "I hate myself coming for the defence of the Black Market clearly capable of making Mythos look bad...."
 * Lt Grindmor: "So, why defend them?"
 * Lord Grunde: ".... Like I said many times, LT. Because the Market is impourent in turns of enabling us to eradicate the human blight. Without them, even for me, it would be nearly impossable thanks to the Albinos not exactly "approving" of what I am doing for my people."
 * Lt. Grindmor: Well, to be fair, these humans used to be albinos before they inhabited this place, and they did learn well on how to govern it as well as how the albinos would, in mostly due to great ones like Aonos.
 * Lord Grunde: I am aware of that. But I don't blame Aonos for doing what Aonos had to do, otherwise you and me would be dead. But I just want those color-skinned toog-holes off of my land! And even if it means that I declare genocide, then so be it. It is what my father would do... If he approves of such... May he rest in peace.
 * Lt Grindmor: Well, I hope you know what you're doing, sir. I'll be off to prepare for the mission.
 * Lord Grunde: You do that. (Grindmor leaves)...(Takes deep breath as he looks out at the Tree of Trionus in the distance)... If those Misfit weirdos are seeking out Aonos, then I must be prepared for the greatest battle Mythos will ever remember.

Chapter 5: A Familiar Siren Returns
Island Beach Siren's lair. Beach
 * Icky: "Aw man, we're out of that forest. And strangely, that Golum guy never went after us once."
 * Lord Shen: "Perhaps he's mainly afraid he would seek him out. But it's likely not to last. He will began to think I may've said that to scare him off, and once so, he may attempt to come after us to FORCE us to consider his flawwed deal, or worse!"
 * Discord: "Then all the more reason for us to shammo off of this island!"
 * Discord starts fixing up a boat as a familier figure is seen.
 * ???: "Hey, I rekindised those men... That zoo.... I never got to thank them for almost freeing me. Well, time for me to, "thank them properly". (Giggles Seductively)."
 * Miguel and Tuilo wandered off to toss pebbles for a bit while Discord was working.
 * Suddenly, singing lured them, as they come across the same Siren from Beautiful and Dangerous.
 * MIguel: "(Hypnotised) We trust you."
 * Tuilo: "(Hypnotised) We trust you, mistress."
 * Siren: "Oh, lovely. Now, how's about, we go to my place for fun?"
 * The Siren grabbed the two and flew off!
 * Discord was about to finish up!
 * Discord: "Almost done and-"
 * Icky: "HOLY CRAP, MIGUEL AND TUILO GOT SIREN NAPPED?!"
 * Everyone sees the Siren taking away Miguel and Tuilo.
 * Fluttershy was surprised, but then turned on a determined face.
 * Fluttershy: "...... I, GOT, THIS?!"
 * Fluttershy flew up fast and quickly!
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Fluttershy?"
 * The Siren placed down Miguel and Tuilo gently.
 * Siren sighed.
 * Siren: "Ok, snap out of it."
 * Miguel and Tuilo woke from their trance and looked at the Siren.
 * Miguel and Tuilo screamed like girls!
 * Siren: "Did, did you two just screamed like little girls?"
 * Miguel and Tuilo jumped up and flinched away from the Siren!
 * Miguel: "PLEASE DONE EAT US, OR FORCE US TO MATE WITH YOU!?"
 * Tuilo: "YEAH! AS NICE AS FREE SEX IS, I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, MISSY!?"
 * Siren: "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!? CALM DOWN! I'm not THAT kind of a siren! Or a hooker!  As you can see, I'm at best a good Siren.... Well, Neutrolish at best. If I were a bad Siren, I would've had bird-like features and asently look like a mind-warping Harpy. And eating you? No thank you! I prefer a salad, thank you very much. It dones wonders for my feminate figure. I'm only taking you guys to say thanks for, almost freeing me from the zoo."
 * Miguel: "Uh, your welcome, miss....?"
 * Siren: "Oh, I'm Aquene, the Dragon Realms Siren..... Or, I was until I was sent here by that mean dragon lady Tri-Corn. She was afraid I conform to Siren steriotypes that I rape sailors by mind warping them to fuck me and crash their boats for fun! What, a, bitch! Am I right?"
 * Tuilo: ".... Wow, for a lady that tried to hypnotise us into freeing you out of the zoo, your ironicly nice."
 * Aquene: "I'm sorry for that, I just wanted to get out of there and not be caged like an animal. I grew desspate and needed help. I didn't meant harm."
 * Miguel: "Oh.... Well, that's fine. Now, how's about you send us back to our friends."
 * Aquene: "Sure, but, I kinda need a faver from you guys...."
 * Tuilo: "What?"
 * Aquene: ".... I'm lonely. Siren hornyest season starts soon, and, I have nobody speical I need to have. You guys look cute, but one of you clearly admited that you have a girlfriend, and you, (points to Miguel), well, I just don't want to force you to waste your virginity on, a creature like me."
 * Miguel: "Uh.... Sadly, we're, not the kind of people to ask on where the best guys are, miss."
 * Tuilo: "And, as much as we would love to help, we're kinda needed to head to the really big tree in the far away place where a guy named "Aonos" is, so-"
 * Aquene: "OH GOSH! I heard of him for awhile now! Maybe HE can help me fine my speical someone! Please, take me with you!"
 * Miguel: "I, don't know if our peacock general would approve, I-"
 * Aquene: "PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAAAASE!?"
 * Aquene squee!
 * Tuilo: "..... Ok, ok! I'll see if I can do something to, sway him into agreeing to it!"
 * Aquene: "EEE!? THANK YOU, I AM IN YOUR DEPT GUYS?!"
 * Aquene hugged Tuilo and Meguil.
 * Miguel: "Tuilo, what are we gonna do with her? There's little chance Shen would ok this!"
 * Tulio: I don't know about this, either. Maybe we should just let Aquene beg her way into convincing Shen and get it over with.
 * Miguel: What if it doesn't work?
 * Tulio: Well...then I have nothing left.
 * ???: GUYS!! (Fluttershy appeared)
 * Fluttershy: Excuse me, miss, why are you stealing our friends?
 * Aquene: Uh...I...
 * Tulio: It's alright, Aquene, just tell her your problem.
 * Aquene: I...uh...I-I-I...
 * Miguel: (Sighs) Fine, WE'LL tell her. This is the siren we saw in the Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo when we were fighting against Senior Larry and Le Fifi. She tried to trick us into freeing her and we used her feathers to create these glasses that--
 * Fluttershy: That's actually all I needed to know about how you met. What exactly is the problem?
 * Tulio: (Sighs) She wants to find a good male to mate with since it's almost the time where sirens are active. She wants to come with us on our trip to Aonos.
 * Fluttershy: But...but didn't Lord Shen say not to tell anyone about our mission?
 * Tulio:...I KNEW THAT WAS A BAD IDEA!!! WE JUST SPILLED OUR MISSION WHEN WE WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO!! (Slaps Miguel) IDIOT!!!
 * Miguel: Why are you blaming me? We both told her!
 * Tulio: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?!? WERE YOU JUST SO MESMERIZED BY HER TITS THAT YOU COULDN'T THINK STRAIGHT?!?
 * Aquene: (Gasps) That's pretty rude, isn't it?
 * Miguel: I WAS NOT ATTRACTED TO HER!! PERHAPS IT WAS YOU WHO WAS DOING THAT!!!
 * Tulio: I ALREADY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND, IDIOT!!! IT WAS CLEARLY YOU!!
 * Miguel: OH, YEAH?!? WELL--
 * Fluttershy: GUYS! (The two face her) I don't think breaking the rules calls for fighting. The guys back at the beach are waiting for me to bring you back. But...I'm not sure if Shen will allow...uh...what's her name again?
 * Aquene: Aquene.
 * Fluttershy: Aquene...to join our quest. He's very strict about these things.
 * Tulio: Well, I guess it's better than having her clinging to our legs and begging for the rest of the trip. We just decided that she beg for Shen to let her in and get it over with.
 * Aquene: (Scoffs in offense) Excuse me!
 * Miguel:...Well, great, so much for that problem being resolved. I guess she's a loner.
 * Fluttershy: (Sighs) Let's just bring her and see how this plays out. Now why don't you two apologize for your insults?
 * Miguel/Tulio:...Sorry!
 * Aquene: Apology accepted.
 * Crane: (Discord continues building the boat)...What's taking Fluttershy so long?
 * Pinkie: I'm sure she'll be back. She's good with la...okay, did I just jinx my own words right there?
 * Rainbow Dash: Pretty much.
 * Icky: Well, let's hope they get here, because I'm not a patient bir-RRAAAA!!! (He sees Fluttershy, Miguel, and Tulio with Aquene) EVERY MALE IN THE GROUP COVER YOUR EYES AND EARS SO YOU WON'T BE SEDUCED BY HER TREACHERY!!!
 * Tulio: Guys, hold on! She only nabbed us to...uh...thank us for almost setting her free from the zoo.
 * Lord Shen:...Hold on, this was the siren that seduced you in the Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo?
 * Tulio: Yeah. Said her name was Aquene, and she said she was just neutral at best.
 * Aquene: It's true. Besides, I'm only allowed to mate with other humans. If I ever seduce any male animals, I'll just give them a tiny kiss that'll keep them off my back. All I'm asking for is...a chance to come with you on your trip to Aonos so I can find a good human to mate with before the Siren Horny Season.
 * Rainbow Dash: THE SIREN HORNY SEASON?!? (Laughs out loud) THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL YOUR SEDUCTION SEASON?!?
 * Aquene: Well, we are supposed to mate every season like almost any other unsentient animal. I'm only one of the sirens that aren't evil, otherwise I'd look more like a bird than a gorgeous half-naked human.
 * Miguel: And yet...you're still wearing that bra and panties that the zoo gave you?
 * Aquene: Yeah, they look nice on me. I wash them in the ocean every half a week. Though I am obliged to do my mating jobs naked like every other siren. It's said to be more affective in seducing males.
 * Iago: Well, of course it is! A lot of people wanna see naked girls, and-- (Viper covers his mouth) MMPPPHH!!
 * Viper: Let's not talk about that please. This is a kids show that's been reduced to mostly a teenage demographic, we don't need it to be raised up a notch.
 * Icky: Yeah, for God's sake, you were the one who said that Kenai put clothes on because you knew what you were talking about.
 * Iago: Sorry.
 * Aquene:...So can I come with you?
 * Lord Shen: "If, theres one thing I have to say, is this! ABSOLUTELY-"
 * Discord grabs Shen's mouth!
 * Discord: "YA HEAR THAT, MISS, YOUR IN! Join the club, we got jackets!"
 * Lord Shen: "(Muffled): "MIFFCORD!?"
 * Discord: "(Quietly): Hey, you kinda owe everyone this when you cemented Zgork against us, Mr. Peepeecock! You may as well help the poor lady here!"
 * Lord Shen groaned in defeat.
 * Discord lets go.
 * Lord Shen: "Ohh, fine..... One rule was already tarnished, what's the point of perserving the rest of them? Miss, if your gonna be with us, then we should inform you that we're kinda here to keep this planet safe from trouble. But answer some quick questions. Are you with the Villain Leage?"
 * Aquene: "They make leages for villains now?"
 * Lord Shen: "....... Are you allined to Zgork?"
 * Aquene: "Gazootight."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Do you even know what the Mythos Black Market is?"
 * Aquene: "..... A market for aficans, and all other things black?"
 * Awkword drum sound was heard.
 * Lord Shen: "....... Something tells me that your completely harmless and therefor, NOT, a threat to our mission... Heck, not even a minor hinderence."
 * Aquene: "What's a Hin-Dar-Lance? Is that like a lance from India?"
 * Monkey: "(Quietly to Crane) She's not to smart, is she?"
 * Crane: "(Quietly) Tell me about it."
 * Icky:...Hmm...Say, Aquene, do you know what the capital of California is?
 * Aquene: Uh...California City?
 * Icky: (Scoffs and laughs, dubbed as Stewie) It's like she's f****** five!
 * Fluttershy: Icky, she's suffered enough insults as it is, we need to show her some respect.
 * Aquene: It's okay, actually. I am 16 after all, and I never had a formal education in my life.
 * Miguel:...You mean to tell me we've been seduced...by a teenager?
 * Aquene: Well, yeah. Why else am I a bit smaller compared to you? Did you think I was an adult because of my looks? I GO SWIMMING EVERY DAY, SO MY SKIN IS MOISTURIZED 24-7!!!
 * Fluttershy: Aquene, please, calm down. They're not...shall you say...that on-the-ups. No offense guys.
 * Miguel: None taken.
 * Fluttershy: Let's just bring this poor girl with us so she won't bother us any longer. And I don't want any complaints about it. That means you, Shen!
 * Lord Shen: Hey, I said she could come, what more do you want?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, can we stop with the arguing before the Windigoes freeze our asses off...if there are any in this world?
 * Discord: Relax, I got the boat built. (They are shocked to see that the boat is actually a common ship) Now let's sail the seven seas, and get out of this place.
 * Aquene: Oh, uh, just a fair warning, you guys, this looks like the beach where I came to from my home rock.
 * Julie: Home rock?
 * Aquene: We sirens live anywhere we can find sailors. My adopted family lives just a few miles away from this position, so you might wanna be prepared because...well...while my family is the good breed, they don't tend to be very friendly with people who come near their grounds. They just...do what they're naturally meant to do. And again, because this is almost the horny season...(Rainbow Dash scoffs at that)...there's a good chance they'll have some nasty tidings with you.
 * Crane: Oh, dear.
 * Lord Shen: ".... Discord? Is it possable for us to take the entire boat on another side of the island AWAY from this girl's adopted family's location?"
 * Discord: "Ok, but I'm gonna have to physicaly carry it. And I think we got time. It's not like Zgork's gonna start coming after us now and-" (Suddenly a magical blast damages a part of the ship) HOLY HELL!!!
 * Sam: (Sighs) You had to say it, didn't you?
 * Zgork: (They are seen underwater beneath the ship) Attack the ship from beneath! Don't let them get to the mainland!
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, great! They're attacking us!
 * Fluttershy: No! I won't stand for it! (Jumps into the water, and turns into her merpony form) STOP THIS RIGHT NOW, ZGORK!
 * Zgork: Fluttershy?...Uh...what're you doing here?
 * Sea Golem #1: So she WAS a merpony!
 * Fluttershy: I'm pretty sure that you don't wanna mess with us, Zgork! We are more than capable of handling ourselves. But...I also want to apologize for how Shen treated you.
 * Zgork: So...you're not going to shut down the Market?
 * Fluttershy: Well, we are, but-
 * Zgork: Then I'm afraid we can't let you do that!
 * Fluttershy: But-
 * Zgork: BUT NOTHING! GET OUT OF HERE OR FACE A HORRIBLE PAIN!!
 * Fluttershy: (Uses the Stare on them)
 * Zgork: Is THAT supposed to scare me? You're just wasting your time!
 * Fluttershy: Oh come on! At least hear us out! What Shen said was a misunderstanding!
 * Zgork:...(Shrugs) Alright, fine. I'll give diplopicy another try.....
 * Fluttershy returned back to the surface.
 * Iago: So, what did he say?
 * Fluttershy: Well, for the time being, I was able to convince Zgork to stop attacking our ship... For now.
 * Lord Shen: "Whew. I'm glad we ended up with the somewhat reasonable one."
 * Zgork: (Jumps onto the ship) Alright, you got my ear. But I just thought I need to be EXTREMELY clear on this! This Black Market is my only key to peace in my home. And I will not appreciate anyone who tries to take it away from me! Not even if it's YOU!
 * Icky: "Well that's funny to hear it from ya when you stated you hated the Black Market, yet you talk about being willing to defend the thing you hate."
 * Zgork: "I know it's a conflict of interest, but what can I do? The Humans of Mythos are a plauge and a blight to our way of life... Again, I meant the COLORED ones!"
 * Sam: If it'll make you feel any better, we won't free those predators of yours.
 * Lord Shen: Or at the least we could've freed them in an area away from your territory.
 * Zgork:...Actually, that is a bit of a good idea- Wait wait! Look, it's an admireable jesture, but fruitless. I'm sorry to say that as long as humans would come to this island, it doesn't matter how far away you take them! They always come back! The Black Market at least offers to take them away from the planet entirely!
 * Lord Shen: Hey, I'm saying right now that I'm sorry for what I said to upset you! Fluttershy and my friends here have given me a hard time for it.
 * Zgork: "Look, I can see it was a misunderstanding, but what is PERFECTLY understood is that your aiming to shut down the black market! Please believe me, I have no love for those criminals, and under difference circimstances, I would root for you lot, but Mythos is a planet of crisis! The colored Human Crisis! Where the Black Market is a nessersary evil and an ironic good! Are you guys sure I can't convinced you lot to our original agreement?"
 * Icky: "Believe it or not pal, we're also doing it for your people's sake! Mythos is known for very harsh punishments! If you guys got caught or if your black market buddies didn't really appresiated your help and exposed you anomimously, your people could face very serious shit. I mean, clearly you confessed you don't actselly liked or trust the Black Market. Chances are, they would feel the same for you and are just using you to score creatures to make money out of. They might not even give in to their promise of helping your "Human Blight" problem."
 * Zgork was silent....
 * Zgork: " (Quietl): "Damn it, they make a good point! Criminals are not exactly good promise makers! And I certainly don't trust that scoundel Yes-Ghoul. That means, they would do nothing to help my people....."
 * Silence.
 * Zgork: "Very misfits. New deal. Bring me, and two collages, Lord Grunde, a troll, and Lady Nusteo, a harpy, proof that the Black Market TRUELY and PHYSICALLY is not worth our trust, we'll discontinue our alligence to them, and we'll free the creatures, and maybe cease tackling the human blight. Conditions are, however, that until then, we still continue with this until otherwise. But to be generious sports, we'll allow you to flee to the Trionus Tree. But expect us to come there to conclude things from there. Is that deal, acceptable?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... It's better then continuing this pointless violence. You have our word that we can proof that as you suspect, the Mythos Black Market is void of trust-worthiness."
 * Zgork: "Then I wish you a safe journey. And remember our next encounter, will be about settling this disbute physically unless you have the proof."
 * The Golums retreated back to the water!
 * Discord: "Whew! Thank goodness Zgork's a reasonable guy."
 * Lord Shen: "But that doesn't mean he no longer have to deal with him. He warned us that unless we have proof, we will still have to settle this physically. And I think Aonos may offer a chance to get us such proof."
 * Discord: "Well, with a few quick fixes here and there, (snaps his fingers and the ship is good as new again), we can still carry on to avoid the Siren terratory and get to the Tree."
 * The Heroes board the ship.
 * They set sail.
 * Zgork and the Golums were watching.
 * Golum: "Uh, sir? Are we really going through with this?"
 * Zgork: "..... We have to remember that the Black Market in the past hasn't exactly proven itself something that is worth protacting. But by all means, we are still keeping an eye on the misfits, just to be cautious. Believe me, I hope I am trusting the right people."

Chapter 6: The Tree of Trionus Confrontion
A field. Meanwhile. Meanwhile, again. Flashback Present Inside Tree of Trionus In the Viewing Portal. The Portal closes.
 * A Giant Dragon with the Body of a dragon fly lands on the ground for a rest, as it yawns and went to sleep.
 * Twilight was seeing this in a bush.
 * Twilight: "I seen a Drago Fly there. And it's big enough to carry us all! But we have to get on it delicately! We sadly lack Fluttershy to enable us to reason with the creature."
 * Spyro: "You have something as great! Me! And I know of an old trick from austrilia I learned from a great rodent when we had to help the Rescue Aid Society."
 * Squidward: "You sure that could even work for something the THAT?"
 * Spyro: I don't know, but I suppose it's worth a try. These creatures are very aggressive when disturbed.
 * White Rabbit: Uh, wouldn't you need rope for that?
 * Spyro: (Grabs a vine)
 * White Rabbit: Or that could work too.
 * Spyro: Alright, let's get ready. This will not be easy. (Pauses as he approaches the Drago Fly, but the Drago Fly sees him, and screeches in panic, and Spyro is able to loop the vine across it's incisors) PIN IT DOWN! PIN IT DOWN! (The group does that) Alright, listen! We need a ride to the Tree of Trionus, and we need it fast. And since you're a nice choice, we're gonna use you. And you're not gonna give us any trouble. Understand? (The Drago Fly nods 'yes') Good! Alright, everyone, let's get on, but do it gently! (The group jumps onto the Drago Fly, and Spyro jumps on it's back, and uses the vine as a grip) Alright, let's move! (The Drago Fly begins to take off, and the group flies across the sky).
 * A suddenly shaved Wooly Dragon is reveiled as the group on top is noticingly bored.
 * Alice: "Wow is flying a long trip or what?"
 * Savio: "I'm just glad I'm not gonna freeze anymore. I'm surprised those Harpies didn't chase us."
 * Courtney: "Well, I did knock them out with my fart, so, there's that."
 * Rarity: "At least we can once again appresiate the scenery of Mythos again."
 * Banzai: "Yeah, and best part, those stupid Canterlot Dragons are afraid of our big guy here!"
 * Shenzi: "Yeah honey, something tells me, it's nothing but smooth sailing till we get to the Tree."
 * Pinkie: "DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE?! YOU ARE A-"
 * Icky smacks Pinkie!
 * Icky: "(This video, as he smacks Pinkie)"
 * Icky: "PINKIE, WE AGREED, NO SINGING SONGS LIKE THAT!? IT'S WHAT GOT A TMAN EPISODE DELETED AND THEN LOST DRAFTED!?"
 * Pinkie: "Ok, ok! You didn't had to smack my face! Owche!"
 * Tulio: Say...Aquene? What exactly happened to you when you were...well, you know.
 * Aquene: Dumped here?
 * Miguel: Yeah.
 * Aquene: (Sighs) Well, it actually wasn't that bad at first, but then it got bad pretty fast until I was adopted by those sirens we avoided.
 * Icky: Good thing we don't have to come across them since they would be basically naked.
 * Aquene: Well, I guess while we're heading for mainland, I should probably explain the whole story....
 * (Aquene): When I was dropped off on Mythos, at first I didn't mind that I was at a suitable habitat. They were strangely nice enough to let me keep the bra and panties. Not exactly sure why though since sirens are almost always naked, but over time, I learned to like it. Anyway, I was searching the entire Goosin Ocean for a suitable home, and possibly some other sirens to help me have my first score. But...well, I couldn't exactly fit in since I was just a teenager.
 * (Tulio): Whatever happened to your parents?
 * (Aquene): Sirens send their daughters out to other territories from the moment they turn 16 since that's when they're ready to do their thing. But as for me...sadly, I wasn't able to complete my training since I was basically what you people would call an 'idiot'. I lacked the focus and the determination required to pull it off. But even then, I was casted out regardless of having not enough experience since...well, instincts are instincts. I was lonely and had no idea how to properly mate. But 5 days after my exile, I was captured and sent to that zoo, where I met you guys, and was sent here, again with the nice clothes. But again, I couldn't fit in because of my lack of knowledge and low intelligence.
 * (Fluttershy): Oh, dear. That's just so sad.
 * (Aquene): It is. I was reduced to living on my own with nobody else by my side to help me with my uncompleted training. (Sighs)
 * (Pinkie): Wow, do other sirens suffer anything like this?
 * (Aquene): Mostly no. Most sirens are able to complete their training because they were normal. As for me, because of my low intelligence, I'm one of the unlucky ones. I thought for sure that I would forever remain lonely. But I guess out of extreme luck, a family of sirens appeared since their leader saw my fallen tears and decided to adopt me and help me complete my training. The leader became more of a mother to me. Now, it wasn't exactly easy having to join them because a siren is supposed to complete a rite-of-passage where one must practice seducing and mating with a human male. And when I tried the test...I failed. But surprisingly, the leader was compassionate enough to show me how to get it right. So she vowed to teach me about the ways of the siren. But as the months passed, I still wasn't able to mate, even during every monthly horny season. (Rainbow Dash is heard scoffing)
 * (Tigress): Okay, Rainbow Dash, it's not that funny.
 * (Rainbow Dash): It's hilarious!
 * (Aquene):...Anyway, I recently had a talk with the leader and while I was told that my time will come, I was just too depressed that I was just unable to succeed in my life. So I decided to take a swim to clear my mind, and made it to a nearby island.
 * Aquene: And that's about when I found you two.
 * Icky:...Wow, miss, that is pretty hard.
 * Aquene: Yes. But again, my fate is very rare for sirens. Most sirens are able to get this far.
 * Sandy: Well, don't worry, missy. Once this trip is over, your problems will be over before you know it.
 * Icky: But I don't get how seducing a male can be so difficult. Don't all you have to do is kiss them?
 * Aquene: Siren seduction requires a lot more than just mating and kissing. It requires focus and determination, both of which I don't have. You need to focus on who you're seducing, and you need to be determined to get through with it without problem. I just haven't gotten through with that yet.
 * Miguel: Well, that's a pretty sad story, but at least it clears our mind of the problems at hand.
 * Max: LAND HO!! (They see an open forest area across shore)
 * Griffth: Well, it's about time. I think I'm starting to get seasick! (Barfs as an unknown scream was heard) OH, SORRY MAM!!
 * Julie: Mam?
 * Griffth: Mermaid.
 * Icky: (Scoffs, and laughs)
 * Griffth: It's not that funny, Icky.
 * Icky: Sorry, I couldn't hold it in. (The ship enters shore, and the group exits) AHH, SWEET MAINLAND! (Kisses the ground)
 * Lord Shen: Well, now that we're here, let's see where we are. (Checks the map)...Let's see...we went southeast to avoid the sirens, so, that means...we're somewhere in Dathora.
 * Lola Boa: Well, good! No freezing in the Lothbart Mountains.
 * Discord: Okay, let's get moving. (The group passes the trees and gets a glimpse of an open field filled with multiple mythological creatures)...Whoa!
 * Sandy:...Holy guacamole!
 * Pinkie: Look at that, that's not a bad view!
 * Fluttershy: It's just so beautiful.
 * Mr. Whiskers: Gee, this place looks pretty clean. Perhaps no Mythosian humans have even been here. (Music starts to play)...What's that music?
 * Icky: Oh, boy! It's about time this song came along. I guess we're moving onto that silly cliché where everyone is amazed by the--
 * Pinkie: LET'S GO CHECK IT OUT!!!
 * Icky: YEAH, THERE WE GO!!! (The group enters the open field interacting with the mythological creatures in it as this song plays. And as the song gets more climatic when they finally found the Trionus Tree, the others riding on their weird dragon creatures arrived.)
 * Spyro: "Hey, it's the others!"
 * Spongebob: "Hey, we finally found the others!"
 * Fluttershy: "Everyone look!" (Everyone embraced each other as they were finally reunited, and after a while, they take a look at the Tree of Trionus, and see that it is very tall, and is a blend between King Julian's Madagascar Tree and Twilight's Castle, only it is covered with Illunos Crystals, was crawling with a ton of mythological creatures, and the leaf bundles were large and are currently red)
 * Sparx: Damn! What kind of fertilizer did they use to make THIS thing?
 * Spyro: Magic, Sparx! Magic.
 * Sparx: That was a rhetorical question, thank you very much.
 * Luna: So this is where Master Aonos lives, huh?
 * Skipper: Perhaps it is. And wow, he must've had a HARD time trying to take care of this lump in the ground. This guy must not have slept much.
 * Rico: I know, right?
 * Private: Uh...do you think Aonos knows we're here?
 * Celestia: Maybe he does. He is a sorcerer after all. Not to mention he is the only sane Mythosian human left.
 * Twilight: But don't worry, guys. We did bring up a plan to fix that.
 * Fluttershy: Really? So did we.
 * Pinkie: We decided that the Elements of Harmony could help.
 * Twilight: WOW! You just read my mind!
 * Celestia: Well, I'm not sure if Aonos will approve of that idea.
 * Luna: Me neither, sister. But it really pains me to see these poor humans reduced to insanity. Something simply needs to be done about it.
 * Mushu: Okay-dokey then, let's get this show on the road!...Where's the door?
 * ???: Welcome to the Tree of Trionus, guests! (The group is stunned by these words)
 * Puss: Holy frijoles! Where did that come from?!? (The group is suddenly teleported away)
 * Shrek: (The group is teleported inside as they see fairies spread across the room organizing books and doing other chores) Whoa! This place is actually very nice.
 * Icky: (Gasps seeing all the fairies in the room, and has flashbacks of when he was beaten up by the history sprites back in Berk) AAAHH!!! (Hides under a couch) So many tiny beating wings! Don't let them hurt me!
 * Iago: Still haven't forgotten about those history sprites, huh?
 * ???: Well, a majority of them ARE history sprites, actually. (A mysterious hooded figure with a blue-and-white robe laced with embroidered Illunos Crystals and holstering a double-bladed crystal spear on his back. He removes his hood and appears as a purple-skinned Mythosian human with mahogany hair and dark-turquoise eyes)...Welcome, Shell Lodgers.
 * Shifu:...Are you Master Aonos?
 * Aonos: I am. And I have been expecting you.
 * Donkey: "Oh thank goodness. That saves us from doing are embarrisingly long introduction sequinences."
 * Icky: "Like in the old days of the Crossovers. Ahh, memories.... Really oddly long and reused memories."
 * Spyro: "Then your probuly well aware of the problem with Mythos. A revived Black Market by possability the Villain Leage and a new president is malmitulating three genisidal xenophobes into attacking your people."
 * Aonos: "I am..... But..... I'm too ashamed of my long ago mistake to do anything. Mythos has grown cold to those that go against it's views. And I won't be any different. The Long ago kings placed Mythosian Humans in such an unescapable bind. And my curse isn't helping at all. It just made them into vermin."
 * Icky: "Hey, better that then for them to be world conguring fucktards. The universe has enough of people like that, thank you very much."
 * Aonos: "But most of all.... How can I bring myself of going against Grunde, Nusteo, and Zgork, if they are really just victims of my people's stupidity?"
 * Discord: "Easy! Those same "victims" deside a black market with clearly questionable morals is gonna help them be rid of the problem!"
 * Aonos: "It's a vain effort. They know weel enough that the Mythos Black Market makes promises to no one but their clients of corrupt rich men and rouge millaterry forces. In fact, the only promise they'll honor is to the Leage's, the Market's revivers, who done it in return to gain control of Enfileds, Phenoxes, Grindlows, Siren Mermaids, and Sea Lions."
 * Icky: "..... And what does the leage want with a bunch of stupid seals?"
 * Aonos: "Actselly, it's like a "Mer-lion", if you will."
 * Patrick: "Ohh, you mean, they're like that lion fish plankton had when he pretended he was at a toga party!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "That's "Pretending he was Julius Caeser", Patrick. But good point."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, I would get why the leage wants Phenoxes cause their feathers can be used for ingredients for quick reserections and Zgork's sea predators for monster minions, but, what good are enfileds for? Aren't they just weirdly shaped foxes/lions/birds/whatever they are?"
 * Celestia: "Shen, never underestimate an Enfield. At first they look unassuming, but trust me, they're not. If raised properly or trained correctly, they would be like mythical dogs. I seen some of the like in Equestia. They are reputed to possess the subtlety and cunning of the fox; the magnanimity and fortitude, with the honour, labor, industry, and diligence, in great manners, of the eagle, and the fierceness of the wolf. In the leage's hands, they would turn into another corrupted monstrosity."
 * Lord Shen: "..... Oh, drat...."
 * Icky: "Well, it doesn't matter, cause we got a super powerful wizard who can-"
 * Aonos: "I'm afraid I can't do much. I am but a disgrace. I brought shame to Mythos, ALL BECAUSE, (LOOKS ANGERLY AT THE ILLNOS CHRISTAILS) OF THESE ACURSED MIX-BLESSING AND CURSED STONES!? I WISH I HAD NEVER FOUND THESE STUPID THINGS BY ACCSIDENT WHILE TRYING TO OUT-RUN A MANITCORE!?"
 * Iago: "Gees, something tells me the "great hero" is in his sucky days today."
 * Aonos: "It's because of these, ACURSED STONES, that my people are now evil no matter WHAT I DO!? I tried purifying it, but that obvious didn't work considering my magic was ironicly BORN from the very thing I am trying to cure!? I tried reasoning with the kings, but they ignored me! I didn't had a choice but to turn them into stupid primitives.... But they fine a way to still be a problem there.... I virtually had since, given up.... Now, my people are on the verge of being destroyed by three victims, who they themselves are gonna end up making themselves hated because of my people's albino's cousins won't see it in their viewing, and the only winners of this outragious scam will be the leage and the black market! In fact, already, (casts opens a magical viewing portal) the "magnifisent" basturds are already glouting about their crimes."
 * Dr. Blowhole, Clayton, and the leader figure from the start of the episode, now reveiled to be a very mis-shapen hobgoblin-like monstrosity, are seen laughing!
 * Clayton: "You actselly said you would get them the tools they need to wipe out the oddly colored natives of Mythos did you?"
 * The Montrosity: "Yes, and the fools bought it, hook, line, and soon to be sinkers. Oh, correction. SUCKERS?!"
 * The three laugh!
 * Dr. Blowhole: "I have to admit, "Yes-Ghoul". You're as evil as evil comes."
 * Yes-Ghoul: "I'm a professional. Let's uh, leave it at that. And you guys are gonna love what I'm gonna do, AFTER those three idiots come diliver the creatures you wanted.... But first..... Why waste your time on stupid un-sentient beasts that do nothing but eat and shit away your needed funding, when you can settle for sentients?"
 * Clayton: ".... Go on...."
 * Yes-Ghoul: "You see, I felt as if that the Villain Leage deserves MORE then a bunch of stupid animals! Why settle for the results of a three-way orgy of a fox, wolf and a eagle, when you can have trolls with great christail cannons, and strong, decidsive leader? Why have Phenoxes when you can have a Harpy army, with a particularly nasty bitch of a leader? And why settle for stupid sea monsters, when you can have reshorceful, stealthy, and assassin worthy golums? Not to mention, their leader has magical knives that can summoon a wave monster! Doesn't that sound, WAY BETTER, then stupid animals?"
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Well, tecnecally, we still need the Phenoxes for making reserections less of a hassle, but your right about having those Trolls, Harpies and Golums! WAY better then more generic monsters! And much more powerful too!"
 * Clayton: "Hmm, abit off of the original plan, but I suppose as long as it goes right, I'm sure Mang won't complain.... Too much...."
 * Yes-Ghoul: "Oh, don't worry about that. I seen how powerful those three are. Mang will accept the compromise. And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw the Phenoxes for free as a good sport. Now, when Grunde, Nusteo, and Zgork arrived with their prize, THAT, is when we surprise them with a brillient betrayal, and then, they'll be yours forever."
 * Dr. Blowhole: "Ya know, I like the cut of his jib."
 * Clayton: "Then it's all agreed then. Those three savages won't know what hit them."
 * Yes-Ghoul, Dr. Blowhole and Clayton laughed again!
 * Icky: "..... Those, three, ASSHOLES!?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Those, big, dumb, MEANIES?!"