Almost Had Them

Almost Had Them is the 5th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. In the episode, Lord Cobra, Darkness Qui, Dark Dragon, Nefarious, and Junjie all take a strange opportunity to play poker together just for the sake of forgetting their humiliation, not to mention challenging each other. Especially when they start betting on who had come the closest to defeating the Shell Lodgers. As their conversation continues, they each tell stories about how they almost got the Shell Lodgers. They all constantly argue, but they continue to share their opinions, though skeptically. Who will have the best story? The episode is based on the Batman: The Animated Series episode 'Almost Got 'Im'.

Stories

 * Lord Cobra- Infestation of Blood Roots- Lord Cobra brings Audrey II an army of speical abominations of Mang's called 'Bloodroots' (Their image is here) which are carnivorous plant monsters that have only one instinct: to take over whatever sentient-made monument or fortress they find, and poison anyone who gets in their way. Problem is, he forgot that this would kill Cynder, still valuing her and quickly wussed out on seeing it through, only for the corrupted by the engry of the Blood Roots Audrey 2 to trapped and inprisoned Mang in his own creation. Audrey II is able to become the plants' leader, and the creatures have spread all over the range of the Dragon Temple, and thus, the Blood Root Plants begin to infest the Dragon Temple, and everyone in it. Kairi is held prisoner inside a pod plant, SpongeBob and Spyro are poisoned and nearly on the verge of death, and Lord Shen, being the temporary leader, goes crazy while worrying for the safety of Kairi. Will they stop Audrey II's army of Blood Roots and save their poisoned leaders before it's too late?
 * Junjie- The Great Riot of Tricorn-Katras- Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga, disguised as politicians, sneak into Tricorn-Katras and are able to lure the Shell Lodge Squad, who have been visiting at the same time, into a trap. They were able to convince all the prisoners in the prison to cause a riot, overwhelming the Shell Lodgers, taking over Tricorn-Katras, and making Junjie, Tai Lung, and Makunga the main leaders. Even though this gives Junjie no respect even though he successfully took over a max security prison, Junjie attempts to prove himself even more by killing the Shell Lodgers. No other heroes are capable of infiltrating the prison due to it's defense systems, and the Lodgers are having a hard time trying to stop Junjie. Will they defeat him before the execution is carried out, and will Junjie's poorly advised trust on Wily McGinnis as warrior adviser ultamately proved to be an ultamate downfall?
 * Darkness Qui- The Housing of The Grook-Grook Bird- Qui and her associates have been able to lure the Shell Lodgers and the Mane 6 through kidnapping Candence and Shining Armor, to an Alternate UUniversal nebula to a nearby ancient Patagonian-like city called 'Grook City', which was said to have been a victim of a volcanic apocalypse that had probably released a prehistoric 9ft terror bird-like creature which the natives have named the 'Grook-Grook Bird', and was possibly laying hundreds of eggs in the caverns of the volcano. Qui was able to trap them inside the caverns with no possible means of escaping, with them all at the mercy of the Grook-Grook. Even the babies, which are efficient hunters even at their age, are trying to kill them. Now the Lodgers must struggle to survive the volcanic labyrinth and find a way to escape before they're bird food. And what's worse is that they can't harm these birds because not only would it devastate Fluttershy's pacifistic animal-loving heart, but it would give them a one-way ticket to Oranos since the Grook-Grooks are an endangered species protected by law and are also considered a sacred animal. So how does one survive against a carnivorous killer species that is sacred, protected by law, and are only doing what nature intended them to do? Fluttershy seems to have a few ideas, but can she be able to reason with creatures VERY and literally alien to what she knows about animals?
 * Dark Dragon- Ancient Chinese Horror- Dark Dragon and his Scourge Empire have actually discovered an ancient Makuta settlement located in the Disney version of China. With an army of leftover Makuta soldiers, and a massive Chinese-Dragon-like war machine at the helm, they plan to convert the abandoned city they found the cave in into a Makuta-based civilization where they could build up their empire. Of course, when the Shell Lodgers intervene, they unleash the Dragon Machine, called Dragutha XIV, and it manages to use it's liquid silver barf to turn most of the Shell Lodge into silver, leaving only SpongeBob, Sandy, Gilda, Icky, Cynder, Po, The Penguins, Fidget, Boss Wolf, and Mushu the only hope left of stopping Dark Dragon's mechanical takeover of China. With their plot to attack the Emperor's Palace and City, and with the remaining Lodgers under threat of being turned into silver if they intervine again, the race is on to stop Dark Dragon and end this plot once and for all. Will it take an ultimate anichent secret in Mushu's past bloodline to stop this uprising?
 * Dr. Nefarious- OPERATION: UNNECESSARY EVIL INITIATIVE OMEGA 2001- Doctor Nefarious, through sheer dumb luck, has gained access to a computer chip that allows him to prevent several of his ships from being detected by any radar. He plans to send kamikaze robots inside large spaceships implanted with these chips, which have been engineered to avoid magic senses as well, to destroy several important areas in the UUniverses: the Dragon Temple, The Valley of Peace, WB Camelot, Canterlot, and the prime homes of the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters unless he is given the Key to the UUniversal Boundary Generator. While he is able to bring major damage to the Dragon Temple, the OWCA base, and WB Camelot, the Lodgers will not stand for it. However, they cannot leave because they have become stuck under the caved in Temple with a small hydrogen bomb from the ship set to blow up the rest of the Dragon Temple and the Lodgers. With them being restrained and on the edge of their doom, Nefarious is able to make the same hydrogen bomb implant in the rest of the ships when they crashed that would blow up the remainder of the damaged areas. With the High Council still refusing to reveal the Key, Nefarious is soon to blow up his targets however he can. Will the Lodgers disarm the hydrogen bomb set to blow them and their home up and save the day, or will this be their last moments?

Chapter 1: An Unexpected Poker Game
A villain's only club called "The Evil Chackle".
 * Cobra and Junjie were walking torwords it.
 * The Dark Dragon was flying to it.
 * Dr. Nefarious was riding on a pod in the shape of his face.
 * Qui was being pulled on by a chariot by an exhasuted Celisus and Narcotic!
 * The villains all stopped at the front door.
 * Cobra knocks on it.
 * A see-through opens, and shows an eye.
 * Voice: "Secret password and violent act?"
 * Cobra: "Impudent nimcompoop."
 * Cobra punches the eye!
 * Voice: "OWCHED?!"
 * The door opens, reveiling a monster with a giant eye.
 * Monster: "Go right on, Lord Cobra."
 * Cobra: "Thank you, Abusinalar. And enjoy the act of violence making you stronger now."
 * Abus: "Call me Abus, and thanks."
 * Cobra and the villains entered as this song played.
 * It was shown to be played by a Captain Hook recolor.
 * Cobra and friends pass two evil goblins having a fist-fight!
 * Darth Vader and General Grevious are seen arm-wreasling.
 * Dragon Ball Z's Freiza, Cell, and Evil Majinn Buu are enjoying alchaolic drinks.
 * A Xenomorth was playing darts, till A Predator knocked it out with a chear!
 * Predator roared in victory, then the Xenomorth pounced!
 * Cobra went to the bar, sitting next to Freddy Kruger drinking beer and burping!
 * Cobra looked at disgust.
 * ???: "Hey...."
 * Mang looks to see Grunty the Witch
 * Grunty: "Have I ever told you how Rareware actselly used to be great?"
 * Cobra: "..... Grunty, I'm a regular here, for christ sake, you told that to everyone in the bar!"
 * Grunty only burped and fell over!
 * Cobra: ".....  Oh, bother. The Rareware villians are really suffering today. Uh, excuse me. I'm looking for, The Wicked Witch of the West?"
 * POOF!?
 * Evil chackling was heard as the very witch herself is shown!
 * Wicked Witch: "WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MY PRETTY!? (EVIL CHACKLE!?)"
 * Cobra: "Oh, get over yourself. I signed for a reservation for a poker table. My three usuals are here, as well as a new comer."
 * Wicked Witch: "And who might that be?"
 * Cobra: "Well, many are sure to rekindise her as the former evil emperess of the Alternate Universe. Darkness Qui."
 * The music suddenly stops and all the villains look at Mang and company!
 * Wicked Witch: "Oh, you mean, the same bitch who was forced to, apologies to Celestia for being a villain?"
 * Silence.
 * The Wicked Witch and the other bar villains laughed uncontrolably!
 * Cobra: ".... Look, she's not here to embrace plauge today, she's just here for a game of cards, and to get stress off her back. And, I kinda owe her and the other guys for causing an oven to exploude that busted Nefarious station that crashed into the Scourge Empire palace, and caused us to crash into Qui while she was having a bath."
 * Wicked Witch only stared at him.
 * Wicked Witch: ".... I didn't asked for a life story. Your poker's game table's over there, by the trophy head of Golith the shark beast and next to Dr. Wily. Want me to have my new waitresses, the Dazzlings, to serve you drinks?"
 * Cobra: "Oh, sure, I'll have the snake venom martini."
 * Junjie: "Give me the sweet revenge honey beer."
 * Dark Dragon: "Make mine the Dark Emperor's speicalty."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Give me the oil pollution keg beer!"
 * Darkness Qui: "... I'll just have a glass of water. I don't believe in harming my beautiful figure with alcahol."
 * Wicked Witch: "You got it, folks. (Stares angerly at Qui for the water) And you better hope I don't spit in it!"
 * Darkness Qui was confused.
 * Cobra: "..... She reacts negitvely to water."
 * Darkness Qui:...She hates water? Wait, if she does, then how does she hydrate herself? HOW DOES SHE SURVIVE?!? I mean, isn't life reliant on water?
 * Cobra: Hey, if the author of the Wizard of Oz was still alive, I'd ask him about that right now! But he ISN'T alive, so no luck there. We're stuck with no reason why she defies the laws of nature not just with magic, but with metabolism, and we'll just have to deal with it.
 * Darkness Qui:...Are the humans of this world really that stupid enough to write a character which has a bad metabolism like hers?
 * Lord Cobra: Don't ask!
 * The Villains sat down to their poker table.
 * GLAdos appears.
 * GLAdos: "Hello you pathic worthless washouts. I'll be your poker guide for the evening. I'll hand your silly and worthlessly pointless end result of processed trees and will provide you with Evil Chackle money that will turn into contraband money for your convinence."
 * Darkness Qui: "..... The M.A.V.I.S. project? The hell are you doing here?"
 * GLAdos: "Who or what is a Mavis? I am GLAdos. The lovable sadisticly humored evil super computer with an infamous reputation to kill test subjects, you sad worthless piece of reptilian order."
 * Darkness Qui: "Seesh, ok ok, my mistake! You just look awfuly alike."
 * GLAdos: "I bet I had a very commen face. Now, which sytile of cards does lord shame of his chinese heritage wants today?"
 * Lord Cobra: "The Villain Leage card set."
 * GLAdos summons a giant claw and places down the cards, and splits them to each of the villains.
 * The Dazzlings came in as ponies with bat-like wings and served the villains drinks.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Wow, the second Equestia Girls movie must've REALLY tanked in the box office, huh? (Laughs!)"
 * Adagio: Oh, shut up and take your drinks! (Puts down the drinks)
 * Sonata: It SUCKS that we're mortals now that we've lost our medallions!
 * Aria: And argument was my favorite food, and that lousy Twilight Sparkle--
 * Adagio: GIRLS!!...(To the villains) You'll have to excuse them, they're idiots.
 * Junjie:...Oooo...kay. Why don't you take your siren butts out of here and get back to your jobs?
 * Adagio: Very well! C'mon girls! It's time for our lunchbreak. We're having hot wings.
 * Aria: Is it as good as--
 * Adagio: No!
 * Aria: (Whines a bit) I HATE BEING MORTAL!! (The Dazzlings leave)
 * Dark Dragon: Alright, let's just get this poker game over with.
 * GLAdos: From what my databanks have shown, you three are rivals who have gotten in over 76 riots with each other.
 * Dr. Nefarious: You THINK?!? And one of them was with this big red hag right here trying to get us to join forces!
 * Darkness Qui: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A HAG?!?
 * Cobra: We're not here to strangle each other, we're here to fight the most non-violent way possible, and that's poker. The king of gambling games.
 * Dark Dragon:...It still sucks how none of us have even bested those Shell Lodgers yet!
 * Cobra: I know, stupid, right? I mean, if that hyena brat hadn't smashed my medallion in the first place, I'd still have Cynder with me, and we wouldn't have to worry about people stopping me.
 * Junjie: If you had just STAYED extremists, then it would've been possible.
 * Cobra: Speak of extremism again, and I'll rip your tail off, and beat you with it!
 * Junjie: Okay!
 * Dark Dragon: Well, nobody said it was easy to be a villain!
 * Darkness Qui: Easy for you to say. The Villains Act was standing for over 14 years straight until your little enemies came and loused it up. If they hadn't showed up, I'd still be ruling in villain domination.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Yeah, I'm sure I've heard the same story of an alternate dimension with switched concepts before. Especially since one of my members has known how it felt.
 * Junjie: It just pisses me off how those Lodgers could grow into a massive army in less than a few moisodes. And yet in their early days, they still managed to kick Villain League ass!
 * Cobra: Yeah? Well, at least I was once THIS close to finally seeing those Lodgers destroyed! THIS F****** CLOSE!!
 * Junjie: You think you've had it rough? In one of my usual schemes, I've come the closest to being rid of those misfits.
 * Dr. Nefarious: HAH! YOU? The CLOSEST?!? I'd say MINE was far better than yours!
 * Dark Dragon: Yeah right! I'd say it was I who have come the closest on snuffing those Lodgers!
 * Darkness Qui: I could say the same thing.
 * Cobra:...Okay, let me get this straight...We all have nearly been this close to destroying the Shell Lodge Squad? (Everyone nods 'yes')...Get out of here! I don't believe this!
 * Dr. Nefarious: Believe it, you walking tripod! I not only blew up the Lodgers, but also their home, and the homes of their loved ones, AND their loved ones!
 * Cobra:...Well, I guess we finally have something to bet on, don't we?
 * GLAdos: It would appear so.
 * Darkness Qui: Does this mean whoever came the closest gets all the gold?
 * Cobra: I believe so.
 * Junjie: HAH! I'd like to see your faces when you hear how I almost had them!
 * Cobra: "Well, talk about a new twist in things. Ok then, allow me to whive a telling of TRUE brillence! On how, I almost ended our personal headaches, with THIS?!"
 * Cobra brings out a plant-like abomination and hisses!
 * Dr. Nefarious: ".... And what's so evil about a weed, how?"
 * Darkness Qui: "Never underestimate the evils of a comman garden pest. Remember my plunder weed sceme?"
 * Junjie: "Yes, and how a trecherious ex-darkspawn cat timelord ruined it for you?"
 * Cobra: "AHEM?! I'm speaking here. Anyway, It was mid-late Season 1 of the cronicles series, on the eve before I came up with the infamous "Blot Plot" plan. It went like this."

Chapter 2: Infestation of the Blood-Roots
Villain Leage Fortess in the story. Dragon Guardian Temple. Villian Leage fortress. Back to the Temple. The Leage Fortress ruins. Dragon Temple. Shen's Nightmare. Reality Later... Living Room Kairi's Room Lord Shen's Room Outside Spongebob's room. Hallway. Spyro's Room Meanwhile... Kowalski's Lab Leage Fortress being repaired. Dragon Guardnian Temple, heavily infested. Dragon Temple
 * Mang was looking over his abominations.
 * Lord Cobra: "Alright, which one I hadn't used already..... Birdclops? No, that's last week. Caraforte? No, last YEAR! She-ra and Brutus? No, a week prior! My grim reaper abomination? No, I used him twice!? Tear Beast? No, too much of a crybaby. Shell Bird? No, too cowerdly. Monre Delius? Too.... Ick. Eye-Aye Abomination? No, too.... Just no! Crime-a-golly-gee willitkers!"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "You actselly said that?"
 * (Cobra): "NO INTERUPTING!?"
 * Lord Cobra: "I need something fresh, I need something original.... I need, (a hiss was heard), I need..... (Mang looks at the same plant from before the story started in a pot).... Ahh, yes.... One of my more, basicer abominations.... The Blood Root."
 * (Darkness Qui): "I'm curious though. What exactly does you, "Blood Root" do?"
 * (Cobra): "The explanation's in the story."
 * Cobra grabbed the plant.
 * Cobra: "Yes, my dear Blood Root. I never thought, something so simple, so, primitive, so, planty, can be what I needed, to crush the lougers like.... Something, that be crushed!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "Ya could've gone with bugs."
 * (Cobra): "SILENCE?!"
 * Cobra: "Oh yes, my previous baby. Your my ticket."
 * (Junjie mimics Mang's voice): "To lose my virginity!"
 * (A violent zap and Junjie's screaming is heard!)
 * Cobra: "My ticket, to conqeust. You just need some inprovements, and a whole lot more of you... And, ho-ho-ho, A hivemind.... (Sing-alongy) Ohh Audrey TWWWWWW-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
 * Audrey 2 was slowly draging himself to Mang as he finally stopped when he reached him.
 * Audrey 2: "Damn it man, what do ya'll want, I was busy with something!"
 * Cobra: "..... Were you m********** to "Meat Monthly" magazines again?"
 * Audrey 2: "....... No."
 * Cobra sniffs around abit.
 * Cobra: ".... Then explain why it smells like an early springtime in here.... And the extra little audrey 2's on your roots.... And that your plant tenticles have a weird, yellowy substence on them."
 * Audrey 2: "Uh..... I was, eating honey!"
 * Cobra: "..... Honey........ In the fall of 2012?"
 * Audrey 2: "Ah..... The Fall Bees are active lately!"
 * Cobra: "AUDREY, I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT YOUR GROSS FABBING TO MEAT RIGHT NOW, I HAVE A NEW PLAN IN MIND!?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "WAIT A MINUTE!? Your carneverious plant, m********** to pictures of meat?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "..... Gross."
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "Well, it's more so pollenating. You see-"
 * (Cobra): "AHEM?! I AM TELLING A STORY HERE?!"
 * Audrey 2: "Ok, ok! What do ya'll want, boss?"
 * Lord Cobra: Well, I might need you with something concerning my Blood-Root. (Shows it to him)
 * Audrey II:...You s****** me, man? You want me to use that tiny little plant to do evil things?
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, I'm sure the Blood Root may be small and may be just a common abomination, but...what if I made it into something much stronger?
 * Audrey II: Well, I'd say that's a good plan, but I think it's already as powerful as it'll get with your little voodoo powder. You'd need a mutagen to make it more strong.
 * Cobra:...Hmm...Audrey II...uhh...how do I say it...can I borrow some of your...uh...pollen?
 * Audrey II: AHH, THAT'S GROSS, BRO!! I AIN'T GIVIN' YOU ANY OF MY SEED!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THAT?!?
 * Cobra: Watch and learn. (Scrapes some, and gives it to the Blood Root, which ingests it, and after a few molts, it turns into a larger Blood Root similar to Audrey II himself)
 * Audrey II:...Whoa, I didn't know my c** could do that to those little midgets.
 * (Dr. Nefarious): So your houseplant's pollen...actually mutated one of your abominations?
 * (Cobra): Well, yeah. I mean, what could you expect, he's an, and thy quote, 'mean green mother from outer space'. I don't know how his species pollen works, or how his species actually pollinates, but regardless, I discovered the greatest weapon ever conceived!
 * Cobra: AUDREY II, I JUST DISCOVERED THE GREATEST WEAPON EVER CONCEIVED!!!
 * Audrey II: What'chyou sayin', fool?
 * Cobra: Don't you see? I can create a whole army of these things, and they can consume the entire Dragon Temple from the inside out! Those Lodgers will have a serious weed problem in their gardens if you know what I'm saying.
 * Audrey II:...Oh, hell no, son! I am NOT gonna m********* enough c** to mutate these things, no way, no how!
 * Cobra: "You don't have to, you gross thing you! Bloodroots, asexually, reproduce, through the simple tasting, (cuts himself with a knife) of blood."
 * Cobra drips his blood on the Bloodroot, and it starts to make more of itself, all of it hissing and snarling!
 * Audrey 2: "...... Well, good! I don't have to waste my damn kids on this!"
 * Cobra: "And I don't have to touch more of your, ew, ick, pollen if you refer it as. Now, let's truely, begin."
 * ???: "COBRA?!"
 * Cobra screams like a girl!
 * ???: "FACILIER AND AUDREY 2 DID SOMETHING AWFUL TO A YOUNG BADGER NAMED ADRIAN!?"
 * Audrey 2: "... Oh yeah.... I remember that bitch. The Lougers finally got to him."
 * Cobra: "....... Teen Mang, hide the Bloodroots quickly?!"
 * Shrek: "Aw, so good to be home."
 * Kolwalski: "Should I put recent events in the louger files Skipper?"
 * Skipper: "Actselly, it's best the dinner thing was best left forgotten. Not even Rico could handle whatever Celestia did to that Badger!"
 * Rico: (Face expressionless)
 * Sandy: (Healed) Well, I sure wish I could've seen it if Adrian hadn't shot me.
 * Icky: I'm just freaked out that Adrian would go through all this trouble just because he got himself in a scrape and lost his hand.
 * Iago: "And the fact he blamed US for it! If it had been the Villain Leage, the TRUELY guilty ones here, that would've saved him from a unfortunate fate."
 * Spyro: And I'm glad that we never have to deal with him again.
 * Patrick: You said it!
 * Cynder: "And Celestia is already giving Mang and the leagers respondsable for Adrian's trouble a due punishment."
 * The Villain Leage Fortress stood peacefully, until it exblouded!
 * Celestia's voice: "THAT'S FOR WHAT FACILIER AND AUDREY 2 DID TO ADRIAN?!"
 * Cobra's voice: ".... Owch."
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "HOLY SHIT, I REMEMBER THAT, THAT WAS HILARIOUS!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "(Laughs)!"
 * (Junjie): "You could've just as easily blasted Celestia away you know?!"
 * (Cobra): "Shut up."
 * (Darkness Qui): "It also would've helped if your fortress wasn't so damn obviously placed near the "Mountain of Malefor" is it called? That's the most obvious location ever!?"
 * (Cobra): "Well pardon me that MIRAGE was the one who picked the new lair after she failed to pay the rent for Morbia! Confound the dimention lord and his rent prices?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): ".... There's a dimention lord?"
 * (Cobra): "Don't ask."
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Boss Wolf: Lord Shen? Are you okay? You seem a little tense. Are you still freaked out about what happened with Celestia and Adrian?
 * Lord Shen: Well, maybe. I just can't believe something as creepy as that could happen. I don't know what Celestia did to rid of us of Adrian for good, Boss Wolf, but I tell you, I do NOT wanna find out.
 * Boss Wolf: Okay then. I'll just leave you alone for a while. (Leaves)
 * Lord Shen:...Who are you, Princess Celestia?...What are you?
 * Icky: "........ Uh, an Alicorn horse, obviously."
 * Lord Shen: ".... DAMN IT, ICKY, YOU RUINED THE DRAMA OF THIS EPISODE?! GAH!? I HOPE, I REALLY, REALLY HOPE, THIS PART ISN'T INCLUDED INTO THE EPISODE!?"
 * Icky: "Well that would suck cause it was funny."
 * Trixie: "Well if we're done clowning around, Trixie would like to get back to her soaps!"
 * Lord Cobra: "(Coughs), Wow! Jees, Facilier, were you and Audrey THAT nasty to that adrian twat back in the aladdin mess?"
 * Audrey 2: "Man, she was just being a whiny bitch!"
 * Lord Cobra: "HUSSH!? Now, Teen Mang, have you secured the Bloodroot?"
 * Teen Mang: "(Coughs), Yes sir. I put it in my indestructable unbreakable box..... I, just need to remember where it's one and only key was."
 * Lord Cobra: "..... You, serously, put my bloodroot, in an unbreakable box, and misplace the key, before OUR ENTIRE LAIR BLOW UP?!"
 * Teen Mang: "I didn't know she can blew buildings up, master!"
 * Lord Cobra: "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!?"
 * (Dark Dragon): "Is the following gonna be about you crying like a baby, and then trying to break the unbreakable box?"
 * (Junjie): Cartoon style?
 * (Cobra): NO!...Well, you might say that.
 * Cobra: HOW COULD YOU MISPLACE THAT KEY?!? IT COULD TAKE US HOURS TO DIG THROUGH THIS RUBBLE AND FIND IT!!! IF YOU WERE JUST A SAPLING, I'D TEAR YOU UP LIKE PAPER!!! (Throws the container, and it hits a wall, which actually opens it)...It's open?
 * Audrey II: Dang, throwing it must've knocked the tumbler out of it's socket and opened it.
 * Cobra:...Well, screw the key, we're very lucky! (Picks up the container) What say you have a little infestation with my new pet, bro?
 * Audrey II: Dude, we ain't even related!
 * Cobra: I WAS BEING FIGURATIVE--(Sighs) Way to ruin the dramatic moment, you little weed!
 * Audrey II: Well, fine, I'll lead these Blood Roots for you and wreak a large infestation for you. Trust me, by the time we're done with them, they'll be sucking nectar through their anuses!
 * Cobra:...Gross...but SCORE!!! (They both cackle as lightning strikes, and it is ruined by the Blood Roots cackling with their squeaky voices)... Uh, let's not over-do it.
 * Lord Shen was still thinking about what Celestia was doing to Adrian.
 * Lord Shen: ".... I'll never be able to find solice about what happened int that mansion. Maybe, if I just went to sleep early, I'll forget about it."
 * Lord Shen went to sleep early.
 * Lord Shen fast awoke to see he's in Scorpo's mansion again.
 * Lord Shen: "Where am I?! What's all this?! Scorpo's mansion? What am I-"
 * ???: "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!?"
 * Lord Shen: "(GASPS)! Adrian!?"
 * Lord Shen ran down the hall and saw what appears to be Celestia slowly turning into her Serpicorn form.
 * Adrian: "NO?! PLEASE?! NO!?"
 * Celestia: "YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES, ADRIAN!?"
 * Adrian: "NO!? PLEASE!? NO!? AGGGH!? MONSTER?!"
 * Celestia: "(Becomes full on Serpacorn) YOUR THE REAL MONSTER HERE, ADRIAN!? A MONSTER THAT NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED!?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "HOLD IT?! How do you know about the parts you WEREN'T there in."
 * (Cobra): "It's a flashback paradox. Sometimes things that weren't shown in the episode this appeared after from make a presence here. The Flashbacks have a sentience of their own really."
 * (Darkness Qui): "...... Wha....."
 * (Cobra): "....... Magic?"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Ah....."
 * (Cobra): "Goooh, these interuptions are pace-breakers?!"
 * Lord Shen: "CELESTIA?! WHAT HAVE YOU BECOME?!"
 * Celestia was surprised to see Shen!
 * Celestia: "SHEN!? Wait, this, this isn't what it looks like!"
 * Lord Shen:...WHY DID I EVEN HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU?!? IS THIS YOUR TRUE FORM?!?
 * Celestia: No! It's not, I swear!
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO TO ADRIAN, BUT I WON'T STAND FOR IT!! (Manages to stab Celestia, and once he does, he wakes up)
 * Lord Shen: AAHHH!!! (Pants in relief)...Whew! Thank God it was just a dream.
 * ???: Uncle Shen? (Kairi appears) I heard screaming. Is everything okay?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah. It was just a nightmare. (Sighs) I just can't seem to forget about what Celestia was possibly doing in that manor. Whatever it was, I am just haunted by it.
 * Kairi: Oh, it was just a nightmare, Uncle Shen. We all get them every once in a while.
 * Lord Shen: "It was a particularity horrendus one none-of-the-less, and... I, I best not explain it. You don't deserve to know about this."
 * Kairi: "..... Well, knowing you have a bad history of being under a corrupted influence and a known violent track record, I'm gonna assume you had a bad dream about Celestia being some kind of monster and you were forced to, hurt her.... Is that, right?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... Oh by the dragon gods, am I THAT predictable?"
 * Kairi: "Well, your the same guy who was corrupted to geniside a panda village and destroyed Radient Garden. I had to be like Patrick to NOT guess what happened in your dreams. And even HE can see what it can be.... After a few, 100 guesses."
 * Lord Shen: "Can I ask that you, NEVER speak of this to everyone!? Espeically not Celestia! In light on how they over-reacted to me hating snails, can you igmagine they do the same shit again if they're afraid my fear of what Celestia did to Adrian would invite the same un-nessersary mess!?"
 * Kairi: "You mean, of them being afraid that, considering what you did, corrupted or not, you being afraid of what Celestia did in to that guy would drive you to do something you'll regret? Now uncle, thanks to the High Council, we know better then that."
 * Lord Shen: "But that wouldn't stop them from trying to restrict me to see Celestia again until they're SURE I no longer get these Nightmares! Just please, keep quiet about this. It's clear that the lougers' are still more afraid of "Old Shen" then they admired "New Shen". I'm just afraid of being judged for something that wasn't even the real me. That Shen, was mainly the persona borned from corruption magic from a mutant cobra! Yet they act that I might suddenly turn into that Shen again in the blink of the eye if I even had a minorly bad opinion of something! The Snail mess is proof of that!"
 * Kairi: "I think it's also a matter of you being more afraid of the louger's being too cautious then them being afraid of, that Shen."
 * Lord Shen: "Kairi, I beg you, this conversation never leaves this room! Please!"
 * Kairi: ".... I promise."
 * (Darkness Qui): "..... It got exposed eventally, right?"
 * (Cobra): Well, yeah, that's coming when the Blood Root infestation comes full-circle. Speaking of that, it's sure to be coming soon.
 * Cobra: (Appears from behind a bush near the Dragon Temple with Audrey II and some mutated Blood Roots)...Alright, Audrey II, you know the plan right?
 * Audrey II: Of course I do! We go in, infest the place, trap the residents inside, target the important people, and don't stop until they're all dead. Is that it?
 * Cobra: Yep. And show no mercy!
 * Audrey II: I NEVER show any mercy, son! When I'm involved, it's gruesome and dangerous.
 * Cobra: Yeah, I know. Now get to it!
 * Audrey II: You got it! Come on, little twerps! Let's tangle up some Lodgers! (The Blood Roots shriek, and they head for the walls of the Dragon Temple, beginning to expand, root themselves into the ground, and stretch up the walls of the Temple)
 * Cobra: Good luck, A2! (Teleports away)
 * Trixie: (Sobbing at the soap operas)...No! HOW COULD SHE LEAVE HIM!! THEY HAD IT GOOD, AND THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED!!! THEY COULD'VE WORKED STUFF OUT!!! (Sobs, and fails to notice the vines growing out the window)
 * Kairi: (In a nightgown, gets ready to go to bed until she hears tremors)...Huh?...(Looks out the window to see nothing outside)...Must've been a bird on the roof agai--(Suddenly, a much stronger tremor is heard) WHOAH!!! (Falls to the ground)...WHAT THE HECK?!?...(She suddenly notices vines growing in the room)...What's going on here? (The vines get bigger, and large red flowers sprout out)...Okay, something's wrong here...(Suddenly one of the vines grabs her feet) YAAHH!!! (Other vines grab her arms and waist) AAHHH!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Hears Kairi's screaming)...KAIRI?!? (Runs up to her room, and tries opening the door, but the vines have barricaded it) KAIRI?!? HOLD ON, I'M COMING IN-- (A vine grabs his leg) YAAH!! (Slices the vine with his blade) WHAT THE HELL?!? (Vines spread across the hall)...Okay, things are getting strange.
 * Audrey II: (Chuckles) This is going very well. I can already hear the Kairi lady's screams. Now boys, go get at the purple salamander and the walking cheese man!
 * The Blood Roots nodded in agreement!
 * Spongebob was watching a horror movie about, ironicly enough, killer vines. Which the movie was loud enough to block out Kairi's screams convinently when the main damsel screamed.
 * A generic Movie hero and Generic movie damsel are at the mercy of vine monsters convinetly simular to the Blood Roots.
 * Spongebob: "Oh no! Vlad Handsome and Lady D. Ress are in danger! Don't let the flesh-eater vines of Junglemor Planet 90 get to you!"
 * As the monster in the movie was about to attack, The Blood Roots bursted out of the TV screehing!?
 * Spongebob: "AGGGGGGGH!? THE FLESH-EATER PLANTS ARE REAL?!"
 * Spongebob makes a run for it and breaks the door down and runs!?
 * Squidward and Patrick were walking down a hallway too far for them to hear Kairi's screams as Spongebob runs through!
 * Spongebob: "AGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH FLESH-EATING VINES!?"
 * Squidward: "Oh no. It's gonna be like when he saw the Robot movie again. I mean honestly, what are the odds the temple is actselly being attacked by-"
 * Patrick: FLESH-EATING VINES!!! (The vines appear from the doorway)
 * Squidward:...I stand corrected.
 * ???: GUYS! (Sparx, Icky, Gilda, Fidget, Mushu, and Iago appeared)
 * Iago: We were playing video games until we saw these vines come out of the walls and sprout red flowers!
 * Sparx: Oh...and I think they're surrounding the entire place now. (Vines begin spreading throughout the hallway)
 * Squidward: AAAHHH!!!
 * Patrick: FLESH-EATING VINES ARE EVERYWHERE!!! AAAAHHHH!!! (The group panics and runs down the hall as Audrey II sees this laughing out loud)
 * Spyro: (He has already seen the vines growing into his room. The vines reach in all directions trying to grab him) BACK, YOU MONSTROUS PLANTS!! (Breathes fire until one of the vines grabs his mouth, and tangles it shut) MMPPPPHHH!!! MMPPPHH!!! (Suddenly, a flower shoots poisonous barbs at him) MMPPPHHH!!!...(Faints to the ground at the exact moment Cynder enters)
 * Cynder: SPYRO! (Uses her poison ability to drive off the vines, and removes the barbs from Spyro) Spyro, are you okay?
 * Spyro: Yeah, I think I am...but...there's pixies everywhere!...And you look beautiful!
 * Cynder: Excuse me? (Spyro immediately faints)...Spyro?...SPYRO?!? (Feels for a pulse)...Great, he's still alive!...But I don't think he'll be that way for much longer. I need to find Sandy, or Kowalski, or anybody who's good with doctoring. (Carries Spyro on her back and runs off)
 * SpongeBob: (He is being defended by Sandy, who uses her karate moved to horde off the vines until another barb-shooting flower sprouts, and shoots SpongeBob) AHHKK!!
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB!! (Karate chops the flower's stem, and removes the barbs)...SpongeBob? Are you alright?
 * SpongeBob:...There's pixies everywhere!...And you look beautiful!
 * Sandy:...Excuse me? (SpongeBob faints)...SpongeBob?...HELLO?!? (Checks his pulse)...Good, he's still alive. I need to get to Kowalski.
 * ???: Sandy! (Patrick, Squidward, Icky, Iago, Fidget, Gilda, Mushu, and Sparx arrive)
 * Sparx: Have you seen SpongeBo--Oh, there he is...what's wrong with him?
 * Sandy: He was shot with a barb-shooting flower. I don't know if that was poisonous or not, but I need to get to Kowalski and find out.
 * A girly scream was heard!
 * The Blood Roots are destroying the lab!
 * Kowalski: "MY LAB!?"
 * Skipper and the other penguins came in!
 * Skipper: ".... Kowalski, please tell me YOU DIDN'T CREATE THESE THINGS!?"
 * Kowalski: No way! This looks like something that only a mad scientist would create. (Suddenly, a giant pod plant breaks out from the wall, and it's mouths opens as inside, vines come out and grab Kowalski, who screams like a girl as the pod plant intends to eat him) AAAHHH!!!!
 * Rico: (Blabbers, hacks out a bazooka, and fires a rocket inside the pod plant's mouth, blowing it up as the slime goes all over the penguins)
 * Private:...Eeeww!!
 * Rico: AH, BLECH!!!
 * Kowalski:...I'M STILL ALIVE!!! I'M STILL ALIVE!!! (Chuckles) I'M THE LUCKIEST PENGUIN IN THE WORL--(He suddenly gets buried under a pile of rubble which is the result of vines popping out from the ceiling)...Ow!
 * Private: Don't tell me he's injured again.
 * Kowalski: No, I'm fine! Cartoon logic is on my side this time! (Slides out from the pile cartoonishly flat, and blows in to inflate himself)...WHEW!
 * ???: Guys! (Cynder appears with Spyro)
 * Cynder: We've got a little problem. The vines have shot Spyro with barbs, and he's fainted. I don't know what's happened to him, but it can't be good.
 * Skipper: (Cynder puts Spyro down)...Kowalski, analysis!
 * Kowalski: (Checks his pulse) He's still alive. Now...where is the spot that the plants shot him?
 * Cynder: On his neck. (Kowalski checks the wound)
 * Kowalski:...Egad! This wound has been injected with high traces of coniine!
 * Private: Coniine?
 * Kowalski: It's a poisonous alkaloid that is found in a common carnivorous pitcher plant, and even the poison hemlock tree. It disrupts the perennial nervous system, and can often lead to respiratory paralysis, and even death.
 * Cynder: (Gasps) Are you serious? Spyro's been poisoned?!?
 * ???: Not just him! (Sandy comes in with SpongeBob and the others) SpongeBob got shot by the plant, too.
 * Kowalski: Oh, boy, this is bad! Two of our most valuable members have been poisoned.
 * Patrick: NOOO!!! DAMN YOU, FLESH-EATING PLANTS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!
 * Kolwalski: "No, I don't think these things are the same horror movie monsters Spongebob watches too much of. I seen that rediculious movie, and the vines in the movie DID NOT HAD A POISONIOUS BARB SYSTEM?!"
 * Patrick: "Really? THEN WHAT ARE THEY?!"
 * Kolwalski: "Well, from what I see, they look to be a mix-match of Cobra's abomination, the blood root, and that of, Audrey 2."
 * Sandy: "CONSARN IT?! Another Mang abomination?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "(Scoffs), seriously? They were able to figure out it was you in litterally a few seconds?"
 * (Cobra): "I have a bad habit of being, expected sometimes."
 * (Junjie): "Ya know, extremisum tends to be very unexpected and-"
 * (Another violent zap was heard as Junjie's screams)
 * (Darkness Qui): "I'm just saying you could've done a better job making it that it was a cause of being attacked by a rouge force of nature, so YOU wouldn't had to deal with High Council abuse again."
 * (Cobra): "Well it didn't nessersarly matter if they're onto me or not! At the time, it just didn't mattered and it seem to be as if it was their last hurrah!"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "SPOILER ALERT?! WE ALREADY KNOW IT ISN'T, OTHERWISE SOME OF US WOULD'VE ALREADY CONGURED THE WORLDS BY NOW!?"
 * (Cobra): "I KNOW THAT!? NOW LET ME RESUME!?"
 * Cynder: "Ugh.... Seriously? He would risk my life, the life of his adoubted daughter, just to make Malefor and Mirage happy?"
 * (Cobra): "..... I also had a bad habit of not realising about Cynder being in danger. I know he's, kinda turned against the Villain Leage, but I still valued her."
 * (Dark Dragon): "And alchourse somewhere in the story you just realised that, right?"
 * (Cobra): "Yes, but we'll get to it."
 * Private: "Well surely once he'd remembers you are in here, he'll surely stop!"
 * Cynder: "That's the problem! Whoever had the misfortune to become the hivemind of these creatures, will be corrupted by the dark engry of the meddailian, making the controler of the creatures un-reasonable, espeically if the Abominations donned the leader's DNA."
 * KolwalskI: "And since I mentioned Audrey 2..... GAOOOH!? MANG JUST HAS TO PICK THE PLANT MONSTER OF ALL THINGS TO GO AFTER US?! HIS WILL WILL BE TOO WEAK FOR THE CORRUPTION!?"
 * Cynder: "That's why we need to find the other lougers before it's too late!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Yes, I did it! I got those doody louger heads good! I am finally gonna disbanned those losers for good!"
 * Teen Mang: "Wow, your surprisingly cool with the fact that the blood roots won't discriminate on going after all the lougers."
 * Lord Cobra: "Alchourse I'm cool with it. Why wouldn't I?"
 * Teen Mang: "Well, it's just that, what if Cynder ends up being among them to die out?"
 * Lord Cobra made a shocked and surprised face!
 * Lord Cobra: "HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT MY POOR BABY?! Mimi-Me, we need to return to Audrey 2 and cancel the plan, before my plants' engry corrupts Audrey 2's weak-will into seeing through no matter what I say?!"
 * (Darkness Qui): "Good grief, you pussied out the last minute when you realised those things could've killed that annoying Cynder bitch?"
 * (Cobra): "Hey, I rekindised that she was a considerable headache to you, but I actselly have positive memories with her!"
 * Teen Mang: "Then we must hurry master?!"
 * Mang and Teen Mang teleported back to Audrey 2, who already is started to feel the effects of the corruption.
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh no! It's started to take effect! Audrey 2, listen to me, I may've desided to change my mind! I just realise we might accsidently murder Cynder in the progress, and I still value her as a daughter, so please for the love of Malefor's unrealistic beard, stop?!"
 * Audrey 2: ".... (Different voice) The Audrey 2 you knew, is my prisoner now. I am, Blood Rooter!? The Hive-mind of the Blood Roots! Your Blood Roots are mine now!"
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh no! He's already defelupted a completely different alternate persona borned from the corrupting engery! Teen Mang, we have to work togather to save Audrey from this beast and-" (Blood Rooter roared at them loudly)...We're out of here! (They teleport away)
 * Blood Rooter: Now, my children, we shall deal with this our way! We will destroy all Lodgers inside, and nothing is going to stop us. (The Blood Roots squeak and cheer)
 * Lord Shen: (Manages to break into Kairi's room with the help of the Furious Five, Po, and Shifu) FINALLY! We made it! Kairi, are you--(Screams like a girl as he sees Kairi is trapped in a transparent red pod with the Blood Roots guarding her)
 * Kairi: UNCLE SHEN, HELP ME!!! THEY'RE GONNA DIGEST ME AND USE MY BLOOD TO REPRODUCE!!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, no they're not! (Attacks, but the vines attack, and the flowers fire poisonous barbs at him as he dodges them. The Blood Roots roar at him and back him away despite his best efforts) LET HER GO, YOU LITTLE BEASTS!!!
 * Po: I'll handle this! (Jumps after the pod, but the vines apprehend him and smash him on the ground) OWCH! (The vine then throws him outside of the room as he falls down the stairs) AOOW, AYE, OOF, OW, AYE, OUCH, OH, OUMPH, OW!...I think I might need some more acupuncture. Ah-how!
 * Shifu: (He and the Furious Five try to free Kairi, but the vines are too strong and to resilient for them to succeed)
 * Mantis: I can't believe it, we're losing to a bunch of weeds!
 * Lord Shen: WE GOTTA GET HER OUT OF THERE!!!
 * Tigress: We can't! Those plants are guarding that pod too good for us to fight them off. Even we don't stand a chance!
 * Lord Shen: THEN YOU ALL ARE BLOODY USELESS!!! I'M GETTING HER OUT IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!!! (Tries again, but he is heard getting beat up off-camera, and he is flung down the stairs, and is heard landing on Po)
 * Po: OOF!! MY STOMACH!!!
 * Kairi: How are you guys gonna get me out of here?!?
 * Shifu: I'm afraid it might take more than fighting to get you out of there. These plants are just too strong for us to fight off.
 * Mantis: "FUCK WAITING TO GET A PLAN THAT WOULD TAKE FOREVER AND SLOWLY ALLOW KAIRI TO BECOME SEX LUNCH!? I know SUCH the thing to get her out of there?!"
 * Mantis quickly runs off to come back with a jar of afids!
 * Mantis: "Afids are a plant's worse nightmare! SIC'M BOYS!?"
 * Mantis unleashes the afids that charge after the plants!
 * Mantis: "IT'S GONNA WORK?!" (Suddenly, when the aphids are attacking, the plants start spraying a gas across the room which kills all the aphids as the heroes retreat to avoid breathing in the gas)
 * Lord Shen:...What the hell was that?!?
 * Mantis: (Looks through the keyhole of the door, and sees that all the aphids have died)...MY GOD, THAT GAS KILLED ALL THE APHIDS!!!
 * ???: OF COURSE IT DID, YOU FOOLS! YOU DIDN'T THINK WE WERE PREPARED FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!? AUDREY II'S SPECIES HAS A NATURAL GAS DEFENSE AGAINST APHIDS. TOXIC TO THEM AND YOU! YOU WILL NOT GET THROUGH THIS VERY EASILY!! (Cackles)
 * Tigress: Who said that?!?
 * Mantis: (Looks through the keyhole) It appears there's a larger Blood Root inside the room that looks like Audrey II, but not....
 * ???: I AM NO LONGER AUDREY II, I AM MORE THAN THAT! I AM BLOOD ROOTER, THE HIVE MIND OF THE BLOOD ROOTS!! OUR FORMER MASTER HAD ORDERED US TO COME HERE AND DESTROY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS TEMPLE.
 * Viper:...Really? He just resorted to biological warfare just like that?
 * Blood Rooter: YES! BUT WE NO LONGER SERVE HIM! WE KNEW HE WANTED SPECIFIC PEOPLE TO REMAIN ALIVE, BUT WHEN WE DO OUR JOBS, WE TAKE ORDERS FROM NOBODY! WE CONSUME THE BLOOD OF ANYBODY IN OUR PATH, AND WE USE IT TO REPRODUCE. WE WILL NOT STOP THIS PROCESS UNTIL WE HAVE FOREVER CONQUERED THIS PUNY WORLD!! (Cackles)
 * Monkey: Wow, prick move, Cobra! Prick move indeed!
 * (Dr. Nefarious): I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * (Cobra): Shut up, dome-head, and let me finish my story!
 * Lord Shen: What makes you think we won't stop you, you overgrown shrub?!?
 * Blood Rooter: (Chuckles) You can try your best, but it will all be futile in the end. When we are released, we can NEVER be stopped! Anything you throw at us will be worthless. And soon, you will join your adopted niece as your blood will be consumed for our nourishment.
 * Lord Shen: Not today, thank you! (Opens the door, and throws several blades, but Blood Rooter uses a vine-formed shield to block them, and the vines reach for him, only for Lord Shen to close the door on him)
 * Blood Rooter: Like I said, nothing can stop me! (Cackles)
 * Lord Shen:...(Gulps)...What'll we do now?!? Kung Fu isn't gonna deter it, aphids aren't gonna deter it! F****** WEED-WHACKERS AREN'T GONNA HURT IT, EITHER!!!
 * Po: "Well thanks to Mang being stupid and forgetting about Cynder being with us, now we're dealing with something even HE has no control over!"
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, but let's remember that Audrey is still prone to be weak to electical currents! We just zap him, it'll be the end of him and those weeds!"
 * Crane: "But at the possable cost of electacuting Kairi to death! It might be too dangerious to be direct with Audrey/Blood Rooter right now as long as Kairi's stuck to that thing!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it?! Ok, other then electisity, what else is audrey 2 normally weak too?!"
 * Po: "That's the problem! There's never been "Little Shop of Horror" Sequils that has Audrey 2 taken down through other means! That means, electristy is what is the only think that harms him, and now that we've established that conventional plant weaknesses won't work, Kairi's done for!?"
 * Shifu: "And it would be the end of both Kairi, and the leage's ultamate plan. Surely, Mang will face sefear punishment for his idiotcy!"
 * Crane: "Look, I'm for the leage never being able to see Malefor free, I'm not for it being at the expendence of Kairi's life! Even if it garrenties rendering the other princesses of heart useless without Kairi being alive, I'm for NOT letting happen reguardless!"
 * Po: "Alchourse not! Spyro, Spongebob, and Tman will never let us hear the end of it!"
 * Sandy comes in holding Spongebob.
 * Sandy: "I think it's Tman being upset is what only ya'll should be worryed about if we don't stop this in time."
 * Lord Shen: What are you saying, squirrel lady?
 * Sandy: SpongeBob and Spyro have been shot with poisonous barbs, and they're soon to die unless we do something.
 * Po: What?
 * Furious Five: WHAT?!?
 * Shifu: WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: That's what Kowalski said. But luckily, he did say there was a way to cure them. He says that they can recover if they breathe right until the toxin is removed from the nicotinic acetylcholine receptor.
 * Lord Shen:...I agree with the boss penguin, it's just hard to speak like a nerd.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Don't ANY OF YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE?!? (They all mumble in disagreement, and she sighs) Alright, I'll give it to you straight. Nicotinic acetylcholine receptors are proteins that signal for muscle contraction upon chemical stimuli. That means they are proteins that make your muscles move good. All that needs to be done is to help these two breath good until we can remove the toxin from the receptors.
 * Mantis:...We're still totally lost.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Fine, I'll dumb it down. We make sure Spyro and Spongebob stay alive long enough by keeping them breathing until we can cleanse out the toxens! Simple enough NOW!? Darn! I get you guys are from an old centaury world, but do ya'll have to be nearly Patirck dumb too that I need to dumb it down for you to comprehend!?
 * Monkey: Okay, you don't have to be a drama queen.
 * Viper: "And you don't have to insult us just because sciecne doesn't have a strong enfluence in our world. It's hurtful."
 * Icky: "Now, we just need to figure out where the rest of the gang are. We can't do this alone."
 * Lord Shen: "I'm worried that the plant may've over-wealmed them, or Merlin may've evacuated those that weren't tangled."
 * Icky: "Well we're in fuckedville, aren't we? And WHY didn't the Dragon Guardian themselves resolved this problem?!"
 * Shifu: "Obviously, they didn't count on being attacked by killer plants, now did they!?"
 * Icky: "Ok, I am just saying they could've done a better job keeping plants of all things from attacking the temple! Honestly, can you guys ever imgaine Celestia going through the same shit?"
 * (Dr. Nefarious): "I would've loved to see his reaction to when that DID happened to Celestia!"
 * (Cobra): "You won't be missing much, it's just him saying "crap" and complamenting his own stupidity and karma. It's something he does alot."
 * Lord Shen: "We'll have to worry about Kairi more! The others will have to fend for themselves! Kairi is priority number one!"
 * Icky: ".... Wow.... I know this is an emotional time, but, wow. We kinda need to have the full group of the lougers to even do a dent to this thing."
 * Lord Shen: "In due to Spyro and Spongebob in a sick position, I'm acting leader!"
 * Patrick: "But what about me and Squidward?"
 * Lord Shen: "Patrick, your an idiot, and Squidward can't even be trusted to be a casher!?"
 * Squidward: "I'd be offended if there wasn't truth to that."
 * Lord Shen: "I say we worry about the others when we can and help Kairi! No exceptions!? Now, we need to burst open that pod!"
 * Icky: ".... Have you tried cutting it open?"
 * Monkey: If those vines will allow us to get close enough to do it, yes. But those things aren't so willing to give up Kairi so easily. She said they're looking to digest her and use her blood to reproduce.
 * Fidget: They reproduce by ingesting blood?
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. As a former Villain Leaguer, I should know a lot about his abominations, even if they had beat him to death because of his Darkspawn medallion being destroyed.
 * Cynder: Well, that does make sense. The Blood Roots were one of his abominations, and it's possible they still hate him after Shenzi's actions.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, no wonder these Blood Roots turned against him.
 * Skipper: So how do we get Kairi out of that pod?
 * Lord Shen: We'll think of something....Eventually. (Gulps)
 * Icky: Oh, relax, Shenny boy, we've outwitted every obstacle we came across, these plants shouldn't be any different. I'm sure Kairi will stand long enough to--
 * Kairi: (From inside her room) GUYS, THE JUICES ARE STARTING TO FILL THE POD!! IT'S GOING PRETTY SLOW, BUT IT'S ALREADY AT MY FEET!!! PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE A PLAN!!
 * Blood Rooter: SILENCE, WHORE!!!
 * Lord Shen: (Everyone gasps) NOBODY CALLS KAIRI A WHORE!!! (Goes inside to attack) AAAHHH!!!
 * Shifu: SHEN, NO!! (Blood Rooter smacks him away as he falls down the stairs)
 * Lord Shen:...AAOOOWWW!!!
 * Kairi: ARE YOU OKAY, UNCLE SHEN?!?
 * Cynder: I'M SURE HE IS, KAIRI! DON'T WORRY, WE'RE THINKING THIS OUT!!
 * Kairi: Oh, thank you!
 * Lord Shen: (He is heard crying softly down the stairs)
 * Fidget:...Is Lord Shen...crying?
 * Icky: Wow, did that fall really hurt him that badly?
 * Cynder: I don't think that's the reason. (The others go down the stairs to see that Lord Shen is throwing stuff around in anger, and is yelling crazily as he does it)
 * Mantis: Whoa! I guess Blood Rooter must've hit him harder than we thought. (Laughs as Viper hisses sternly at him)
 * Cynder: Shen, calm down! We'll get Kairi out of that pod.
 * Lord Shen: WE'D BETTER!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE LOSING HER LIKE I ALMOST DID WHEN THE PRODUCER MADE THAT DECISION TO KILL HER OFF IN THAT GLOB EPISODE!!!
 * Icky: Dude, that was just a phase! Doesn't everyone go through that? It wasn't that bad.
 * Lord Shen: IT WAS TO ME!!! (His eyes are watering) IF I EVER SEE LORD COBRA AGAIN IF WE SURVIVE THIS...I'LL KILL HIM FOR NEARLY ROBBING ME OF MY NIECE!!!
 * Mushu: Man, chill out! We'll get through this. I promise you!
 * Lord Shen: (His eyes are now red)...I HOPE SO!!! (Eyes twitch) I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
 * (Darkness Qui): The peacock was seriously getting bonkers with the fear of losing his adopted niece?
 * (Cobra): Trust me, he has his angry and insane moments. He is so over-protective of Kairi, he sometimes keeps her close to him everywhere she goes. He even scratched me in the back for one of my usual schemes to capture her. I still have the wound marks today. If there's anything I've learned when handling the Lodgers, it's one thing: You don't f*** around with Lord Shen!
 * (Darkness Qui): Is he really that crazy?
 * (Cobra):...He wiped out an entire village of pandas because of a prophecy that he would be thwarted by one.
 * (Darkness Qui): Ooohh! I haven't heard anything like that since I had to deal with that genocidal maniac, Gordon the Animal.
 * (Cobra): Anyway, back to the story....