Lost in Mythos

Lost in Mythos is the 7th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. The Shell Lodge Squad takes a trip with the Mane 6, Discord, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Spike, The Celestial sisters, Taiku and his friends, Kairi, Riku and Sora's gang to the mythical creature sanctuary of Mythos, after hearing from the High Council that the Mythos Black Market, dispite having killed off The Original President, and capturing Black Tie who became a subiquint replacement, after it's supposed fall concerning Equestia during the time as told in Tallest Talltales, it has somehow been restablished, and it's dealings are worse then ever, and creatures are beginning to be threatened. So it is their mission to find their hideout and stop them. But on the way, a feral dragon attack causes the group to get separated from each other. Discord, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie wind up with part of the Shell Lodgers, Sora, Donald, Goofy, and part of Taiku's gang. The CMCs, Applejack and Rarity wind up with Riku, Alice and other groups of the Shell Lodge and Taiku's gang. And finally, Celestia, Luna, Twilight, Spike, and Taiku wind up with Kairi, and the remaining Shell Lodgers and Taiku's friends. Keeping in their guts the knowledge that being stranded in Mythos is dangerous, each of the 3 groups need to find a way back to each other, and at the same time, stop the Black Market from making anymore smuggles. Little do they know is that the Villain League's own Clayton and Dr. Blowhole are behind the sudden return of the market and are dealing for some of the rarest mythological creatures for untold power. The 3 separate groups wind up facing horrible obstacles in their way. They discover 3 different Mythosian human villages which are facing serious problems thanks to the Black Market. Celestia's group discovers the grassy Detinguou Village, which is being ruled by an evil troll crime lord named Lord Grunde, who is hunting and smuggling enfields to the Black Market. Alice's group finds the mountainous Yiinho Village, where a harpy army ruled by a voracious, griving mother, speed flyer Lady Nusteo smuggles phoenixes for the Black Market. And Discord's group find the oceanic Goosorigath Village, which is infested with golems (the weird frog people like Smegel from LOTRs) and a well meaning but dangeriously xenophobic leader named Master Zgork that are smuggling sea lions and Sirenish Mermaids for the Black Market. Each of these villages speak of a heroic Mythosian warrior named Master Aonos who has been protecting Mythos for years and even the High Council doesn't know too dreadfully well about him. All 3 groups decide to find him at his unknown location of the Tree of Trionus, and ask him to help defeat the new Black Market President. Will they find him and succeed? Who is the New Black Market President? And will Clayton and Blowhole gain their trade? And will the heroes survive another visit from the siren from the Dragon Realms Central Park Zoo?

(This song will be played in the climax because it does seem to fit a bit)

Celestia's Group:
Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Twilight, Spike, Taiku, Gary Skalesworth, Kairi, Edgar the Ice Dragon, Claude and Molly the Sprites, James and Eddy the Two-Headed Dragon, Gwen the Gothy Harpy, SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Team Alex, Bagheera, Mushu, Spyro, Cynder, Sparx, Batty, Fidget, Mr. Dodo, White Rabbit, Bill the Lizard, B.O.B, Missing Link, Dr. Cockroach, Merlin, Shrek, Donkey, Puss, Trixie.

Princess Alice's Group:
Princess Alice, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Applejack, Rarity, Riku, Dan the Minotaur, Jimmy the Red Dragon, Murray the Green Dragon, Amy the Cheerleading Centaur, Alan the Goblin, Stu the Ogre, Phil the Troll, Courtney the Giant, Jess the Nerdy Gorgon, Louis the Dragon, Mr. Krabs, The Hyenas, Kaa, Po, Shifu, The Penguins, The Digimon Group, Max the Cat, Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum, Thundera, Lucky Jack, Insectasaurus, Phil, Dodger's Gang, The Thief, Savio, Chi-Fu, Djon, Peng, Lian.

Adversary: Lady Nusteo

Discord's Group:
Discord, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Boy Sora, Donald, Goofy, Griffith the Shapeshifting Elf, Godfry the Mini Hydra, Julie the Mermaid, Sid the Wyvern Dragon, Russel the Minotaur, Sandy, Baloo, Icky, Iago, The Furious Five, Sir Hiss, Sam and Max, Brandy, Mr. Whiskers, Lola, Ed, March Hare, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Devon and Cornwall, Ginormica, Lord Shen, Boss Wolf, Trigger and Nutsy, Pain and Panic, Creeper, Gilda, Miguel, Tulio.

Adversary: Master Zgork

Transcript
Intro Theme (Final Fantasy 8 Intro Music)

Chapter 1: The New Black Market President
A Dark Area
 * (Chronicler): (Narrating as images of a world are seen as it's scenery depicts mythological creatures inhabiting it) Ability may get you to the top, but it's character that will keep you there. Abraham Lincoln, 19th Century AD. The UUniverses have always been filled with surprises. While some are focused on science, and others are focused on magic, these worlds will always remain in peace as long as these two are fairly balanced. But sometimes, an example of these two things conflicting is why we had used a certain world as a sanctuary for various kinds of mythological wildlife. This particular world is known as Mythos. The world was rich in raw magical powers that allowed the animals here to turn into what you know as griffins, elves, fairies, sirens, and other well-known creatures of myth. When the Second Cartoonian War began, we had a major battle on this world to protect it's magical energy crystals from the forces of the Darkspawn, especially from a single Darkspawn lord that wanted to use these crystals for reasons still unknown today. Luckily, with the help of an lesser-known hero, we were able to stop the attack, and this hero's crystals were able to aid on the banishment of all Darkspawn in the UUniverses...or so we thought. It turns out Skullian Prime was still crawling with Darkspawn soldiers, and possibly even a few Darkspawn lords that have escaped in the dust as it settled. Even today, no signs have ever been made about this Darkspawn lord, but some, including me and the High Council, still believe that he is out there, possibly aiming to get his hands on these crystals once again. That is where one of our most trusted heroes come in....

(This song plays as Orcs and Griffins are seen already at work in the Mythos Black Market and construction work is seen. The title appears as the Song finishes up!
 * As the song goes, Three Figures walked in, came to a 4th figure, and bowed in respect.
 * Biggest Figure: "We have commited to what you had asked for, Speaker of the president. You can expect to see your new shipment of creatures soon."
 * Winged Figure: "Now we wish to be empowered with things we need to seek justice on the filthy humans."
 * Crawling Figure: "And once so, our people and lands be free of the blight of humans."
 * The Song uptempos as a hunched figure approuches them.
 * ???: "These will please the president well. As his speaker, I'll see to it that no more threats will come to your lands ever again, and you all will be, espeically rewarded soon. Soon, Mythos, shall become a much, more, interesting place when the president is done with."
 * The Figure laughs as a face with a popped out eye is seen laughing as the theme climaxes!

Chapter 2: Another Adventure Awaits
Dragon Temple. Inside the Temple. Briefing Room In space. Space. Outside the van. Back in Van In the sky of Mythos. Island Areas Mountainous Area Savanna Area
 * Two Swamp kids are playing with Shell Louger toys!
 * Swamp Kid with a Mang action Figure: "MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!? I AM THE EVIL MANG?! FEAR ME AND MY EXTRA HEADS?!"
 * Swamp Kid with a Spyro: "NOT WHILE I'M AROUND, MANG COBRA?!"
 * Swamp kid 1: "Grr! You will rue the day you interfeared with me!"
 * Swamp Kid 2: "Heroes never regret doing what is right, Mang!"
 * Sounds are heard in the temple.
 * Swamp Kid 1: "Whoa.... I bet something cool is happening in there right now."
 * Peng: "I can't believe he's actselly gonna do it!?"
 * Lian: "I don't believe what I am seeing!?"
 * Icky: "HE'S GONNA BURST IF HE CONTINUES!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Come on, Panda, your better then that!"
 * Po: "296, (bites down on a burger), 297, (bites down another burger), 298, (bites down on a burger) 299, (chomps down on a Whopper) 300?!"
 * Lougers cheer!
 * Mantis: "OH YOU ANIMAL!? YOU FIT 300 BURGERS INTO YOUR MOUTH, WITH THE FINAL ONE BEING A WHOPPER?!"
 * Icky: "DUDE, I COULD TURN YOUR MOUTH, INTO A GARAGE!?"
 * Lord Shen: "Your appitight for food never fails to amaze me, Panda. Allow me to give you a congratutory pat on the back."
 * Crane: "Uh, Shen, I would advise against that! You pat his back, then-"
 * Lord Shen: (Pats Po, and he spits all the burgers out as they splat all over the group, and it doesn't stop until 20 seconds)...
 * Sandy: Dad gum! I mean, I knew he could fit 40 peaches in his mouth, but 300 freaking burgers? I thought that was physically impossible! Wow, Po, you have the mouth of a hamster!
 * Boss Wolf: LORD SHEN! GUYS!! MASTER SHIFU WANTS US IN THE BRIEFING ROOM! IT'S URGENT!! I--(Sees all the burger slime all over the room)...Wow, did the panda lose his lunch again?
 * Mantis: You might say that.
 * Tigress: Well, let's get going to the briefing room. Looks like we're up for another mission.
 * Donkey: Alright, that's what I like to hear! SpongeBob, Donkey, and the Shell Lodge on another whirlwind adventure!
 * Shifu: (Meditating peacefully)...Inner peace...Inner peace...(Suddenly, crashing was heard)
 * Lord Shen: AW, NO, MY GOOD PICTURE OF ME AND CELESTIA!!! F***** F***ITY F*** F*** SAUCE!!!
 * Po: Sorry! (Shifu sighs as the Lodgers enter the room and sit in the arranged seats, and the last one to come out is Po, who falls down the stairs right into the front of the room right next to Shifu)...Alright, Master Shifu! What've we got this time? Bandits? Pirates? A high-tech robbery? Whatever it is, we will take them down, because I am in a mood! I have to get something done, you know what I mean--(Shifu raises his hand up to silence Po)...
 * Shifu:...I'm afraid, this mission is much more serious than a high-tech robbery. It appears that the Mythosian Black Market has mysteriously been reestablished. (The Lodgers gasped)
 * Icky: "Wait, but didn't Skaleskin died? And we KNOW Black Tie's a cripple now, so how did the mythos black market came back?"
 * Ignitus came in.
 * Ignitus: "A new dark force appeared in the planet and rounded up the orcs and griffins in service to the market before and re-established it. This new Black Market threatens to be even more dangerious and troublesome then before!"
 * Iago: "How so?"
 * Ignitus: ".... There are claims that the leage may be respondsable for it. Leager ships were headed there."
 * Icky: "Aw what?! Why would the leage risk another Celestia whooping for Mang after the recent mess we went through?"
 * Skipper: "Want to bet someone put them up to it?"
 * Cynder: "Could it be possable this is more the work of the Mafia Allience again?"
 * Cyril: "That's what you need to find out. This secduled trip to Mythos with Celestia, the Main 6 and Twilight's mythic creature friends may provide an oppertunity to find this out."
 * Lord Shen: "Oh bother. I was hoping to come to Mythos to relax, not deal with another villain's idiotcy."
 * Lian: "But hey, at least we get to see the scenes, AND take actions and names!"
 * Ignitus: "Now, in 4 hours till the equestians arrived, you must prepare for another mission. But be on caution. Mythos has a reputation of being, very tourest unfriendly. It's somewhat still a wild planet thanks to lack of strong civilisation influences and the presence of dangerious beasts."
 * Icky: "No shit when it became the dumping ground for mythic creatures that caused trouble for socity in the past."
 * Spyro: "We'll be ready to deal with this problem."
 * Trixie: "Oh, bother. Another day, another series of troublesome events."
 * The Equestians arrived after 4 hours.
 * Scootaloo: "I so look forword to see what Mythos is like."
 * Taiku: "And I look forword to hang with Twily again after a long awhile, right guys?"
 * Godfry: "Taiku my man, I can't even tell ya how I'm gonna look forword to this!"
 * Jess: "I even have my snakes combed for the occation."
 * Rarity: "I can only igmagine the charm and rustic culture of Mythos socity. And I would love the oppertunity to introduse modern fastion to them! Oh it's a same it turned from a peaceful trip to a mission to stop a suddenly brought back Mythos Black Market."
 * Applejack: "There may be a chance half of them might not even speak english anyway sugercube, let alone very good english. I hear talk that Mythos is abit of a wild world. Wilder then the Wild Appolosia of old."
 * Fluttershy: Well, I don't think it matters as long as we can defend ourselves.
 * Celestia: I must warn you, Fluttershy, that your skills in communicating with animals won't usually be of help to us. Some of the creatures here prefer to avoid attention and just focus on what they want to do. While it may be considered a beautiful place, you must remember that it can be too dangerous.
 * Twilight: Yeah, even I can't bother to go there by myself. Creatures there are often hostile no matter what. They're just not used to other-worldly beings like us.
 * Fluttershy: I don't know.
 * Taiku: We're just saying, that's all.
 * ???: Hey, guys! (The Lodgers arrive)
 * Patrick: I'm confused, why did we invite these guys on our mission?
 * Lord Shen: Well, Celestia promised the Mane 6 that they would get the chance to visit Mythos eventually. So it's now or never, I suppose.
 * SpongeBob: You guys know what we're going there to do, right?
 * Rainbow Dash: Do we ever? You guys need to stop a mysterious resurrection of the Mythosian Black Market. We're only here because not only will it be a good trip, but you might not last a second without us.
 * Gary Skalesworth: Yeah. I've only been around you guys for almost a year, and even I'm excited to go on an adventure with you.
 * Twilight: Thank Sunset for bringing you back.
 * Lord Shen:...
 * Celestia: What?
 * Lord Shen: You didn't invite...'him'...to this little trip, did you?
 * Luna: Him who?
 * Lord Shen: Starts and ends with a 'D'? 7 letters, 2 syllables? You didn't invite HIM here?
 * Puss: Aye carumba! Not this again!
 * Donkey: Oh, you mean Discord?
 * Lord Shen: SSSHHH!!! He could pop out at any moment and--
 * ???: Sorry I'm late, everypony! (Lord Shen sighs as Discord appears with briefcases and trip utensils)
 * Discord: I had a few things to pack so we can get started with this trip.
 * Fluttershy: Discord, we aren't going to a resort. We're just going to Mythos.
 * Discord: Of course you are, I'm just screwing around with you. (Makes everything disappear)
 * Lord Shen: You just HAD to say it, didn't you?
 * Fluttershy: I invited him, Shen, so be nice for once, okay?
 * Lord Shen: Sure, we NEVER have an adventure without him.
 * Peng: The last one never had him.
 * Lord Shen: Oh...right.
 * Discord: Yeah, I was too busy accompanying my parents in a business trip to the griffin homeland. Had a little problem with some Draconequui children accidentally leading a Manitcore into a Griffion Embessy. Not very pretty.
 * Lord Shen:...(Sighs) Curse my sympathy for kids causing horrible accidents. Very well, he can come. But no monkeying around!
 * Monkey: HEY!
 * Discord: (Turns into a monkey) Oh, I wouldn't count on it, buddy!
 * Icky: (Scoffs and stops as Lord Shen looks at him)
 * Celestia: Well, I guess it's time we get moving.
 * Spyro: Indeed. That black market isn't going to stop itself. (They drive their van off into hyperdrive)
 * The Van was flying through space.
 * Pinkie: "600 bottles of chocolate milk on the wall, 600 bottles of chocolate milk, you take one down, pass it around, 599 bottles of-"
 * Squidward: "SHUT YOUR HALFWIT PIEHOLE?!"
 * Icky: "Gees Squidward, I know that clished traveling song gets grating on the ears, but you didn't had to shout like Shen on his bad mood streaks."
 * Skipper: "So, Kolwalski. What's the history behind this, "Mythos" place. I hear talk it's more then just a dumping ground of mythic critters."
 * Kowalski: (Turns on a computer)...Well, it's actually just an animal sanctuary for mythological creatures. Every known mythological creature known in the UUniverses thrives there. It says that it has been around since the First Cartoonian War, which, while it doesn't have enough knowledge about the details, it's said that a huge battle there have caused this world's core to become channeled with magical energy which are found on it's many rainbow-colored crystals which the Mythosians have called 'Illunos Crystals'.
 * Skipper: Wait a minute, Mythosians?
 * Kowalski: Well, of course. And that doesn't just include the human-like mythological creatures that are described as 'Homu'biars'.
 * Applebloom: Homu-what now?
 * Kowalski: It's a Mythosian word that describes human-based mythological creatures, you know, like centaurs, mermaids, satyrs, fairies, the list goes on. Anyway, the world was also populated by humans. Some of them being in tribes. And to one who sees them for the first time, you'd think they looked like aliens because of their purple or sand-blue coloration. But that's because their skin color changed in pigment as the result of the exposure to the energy of the Illunos Crystals. They do speak English, but this world does have it's own language. Cities rarely exist on this world because of the fact that only 60.38% of Mythos remains undiscovered.
 * Sid the Wyvern: Probably because of the danger.
 * Kowalski: Correct. When visiting this place, do expect to hear different kind of words, because the Mythosian language has created a lot of them.
 * Skipper: Oh, how perfect, people who speak gibberish words that I can't possibly understand. That's gonna be a problem.
 * Kowalski: Relax, Skipper! We're just going to land in one of the many cities in a spaceport. It's gonna take a while for us to land since there's a few of them, so as long as we keep to a steady landing course, we'll be fine.
 * Applebloom: "So, how far is Mythos anyway?"
 * Icky: "Shouldn't be too far."
 * Mr. Dodo: Yes, indeed. Only one lightyear left. We should be there in about 6 minutes. So you might wanna get ready.
 * Private: Uh...can you explain why the Crusaders are here?
 * Rarity: Well, my parents left me in charge of Sweetie Belle while they're off for a couple of days.
 * Sweetie Belle: And when I go...
 * All CMCs: WE ALL GO!
 * Applejack: Trust me, I tried to convince them out of it, but they said they had nothin' better to do.
 * Applebloom: Yeah, we can't be who we are when one of ours is gone on an exciting mission.
 * Applejack: Don't you think we brought you here because you wanna get yer' cutie marks out of it. You ain't gonna be leaving out sights for the remainder of this trip. It's much too dangerous to be alone on Mythos.
 * Scootaloo: (Scoffs) I laugh at the face of danger.
 * Shenzi: Let's see what you have to say about that when a giant goes 'fee-fi-fo-fum' on your bums! You'd all be more of cowards than Trixie.
 * Trixie: I AM NOT A COWARD!!!
 * Shenzi: Uh, yeah you are, lady! If not, you'd have that Ursa Minor's head as a trophy in your room.
 * Twilight: Actually, we don't believe in using animal heads as trophies in Equestria. Especially since there's more than one sentient being there.
 * Shenzi: Oh.
 * Mr. Dodo: Well, I guess we're here. (They see a planet)
 * Marty: Mythos.
 * Tulio: Wait, I thought that name was familiar, wasn't this where they dumped that siren that tried to seduce me, Miguel, and the male Digidestined into freeing her?
 * Izzy: Oh, it's a big world, there's no chance that we'll ever bump into HER again.
 * Tulio: I sure hope not.
 * Icky: "Ok, for safety reasons. Everyone put on their Harpy repelent sprey."
 * Gwen: "AHEM!? You guys know I'M a Harpy, right?"
 * Icky: "..... Really? I thought you were an anthrogamorthic hawk woman. Harpys are not usualy known to actselly have bird beaks. In fact, this harpy bitch by the name of Martha had a human face."
 * Gwen: "Obviously no one harpy is alike, genius."
 * Icky: ".... Ok, scratch the repelent, and hope to god you don't encounter wild harpies there."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok everyone, I am going to lay down some ground rules."
 * Pinkie: "But we're in space."
 * Patrick: "Yeah, so shouldn't we be given some space rules?"
 * Lord Shen: "...... (Sarcasticly) Oh gee, silly me. Thank thy for correcting my gross error in judgement."
 * Patrick: "Your welcome."
 * Lord Shen's voice: "(As the van started to shake) IDIOTS?!"
 * Lord Shen: "THIS IS A KIND OF MISSION THAT HAS NO ROOM, FOR IDIOTCY!? Now, back to my, rules. When we are in the planet, we are to obey these simple rules. Rule number 1: No littering in the planet. Leave ALL garbage in the Van."
 * Po saw his dumpling wrappers everywhere.
 * Po: "Noted."
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, rule number 2: DO NOT, take any flora or fauna back with you after we completed the mission! That means YOU, Fluttershy, when you BRILLIENTLY desided you wanted to make a pet out the velosiraptors from Aladar's world when we were doing a mission there."
 * Fluttershy: "Sorry. I at least made Sparky well behaved."
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 3, NO INTRODUSING ELECTRONIC DEVICES TO THE NATIVES?! I don't want anyone get mistaken for a god over having a gizmo that impressed them.... Like, how Icky did when we were in the planet of the Gundrop people."
 * Icky: "OH COME ON, I THOUGHT THEY JUST THOUGHT MY IPOD WAS COOL!? HOW WAS I SUPPOSE TO KNOW THEY WORSHIPPED ME LIKE I WAS GOD?!'
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 4, don't interfear with the problems of the natives UNLESS it concerns the problem of our mission. We wish to avoid a repeat of, the Ham-Dam fiasco when the last time Spyro refused to do an unrelated task, or at first was unrelated, concerning a leopard."
 * Spyro: "Oh good, cause I do not wanna end up meeting the McFluffy's of the planet!"
 * Lord Shen: "Rule Number 5: No, talking about our mission to strangers! At least not until WE'RE SURE, they're not asided to the problem at hand. We should avoid future Shifu/Fidget fiascos."
 * Fidget: "Amend brother."
 * Lord Shen: "And most of all.... Rule Number 6..... Absolutely, Positively, Most Assuringly, INDEFFENTLY, DO NOT, I REPEAT DO NOT, SEPERATE FROM THE GROUP!? The last thing we should avoid is making it easier for our enemies to beat us no problem. Our priority is to try and find eachother as soon as possable. So, I lined out three planetary landmarks for us to meet in: The Highest Mountiains in the Lortbart area, the lake of Dathora, and a legendary tree called, Trionus. Now, any questions?"
 * Patrick: "Is mayonesse, an instrament?"
 * Lord Shen: No, Patrick, it is not! (Patrick raises his hand) And neither is horse radish. (Patrick puts his hand down) Seriously, where did that come from?
 * Squidward: Don't ask, the answer would make him stupid.
 * Lord Shen: Alright, I guess we have the rules down, correct? (Everyone nods 'yes') Good. We don't need anymore trouble going on with these adventures, and I will NOT tolerate that crap. Now then, Mr. Dodo, land us on the planet.
 * Mr. Dodo: Easier done than said. (They travel towards Mythos)
 * The Van flies through the skies of Mythos.
 * Rarity: "Darlings, it's even better then I imagine. Look how beautiful the place is."
 * Fluttershy is incrisingly unsure.
 * Twilight: ".... Fluttershy, what's wrong?"
 * Fluttershy: "..... Remember when I mentioned that Pred told me stories about Mythos?"
 * Twilight: ".... Your still afraid of that, huh?"
 * Fluttershy: "Worse. I feel like as if I shouldn't've come here!"
 * Icky: "Aw gees, Fluttershy, your pussing out on us again? Come on, it's not like we're gonna be attacked by a flock of wild dragons or anything."
 * Boss Wolf: (Roaring was heard)...What was that?
 * Fluttershy: (Gulps) That sounded like...(They see some dragons chasing them)
 * Trixie: (Screams) DRAGOOOOONS!!!
 * White Rabbit: And they don't look like the friendly type, either.
 * Icky: (Sighs) I need to learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * Lord Shen: PREPARE FOR DEFENSIVE ACTION!!!
 * Mr. Dodo: Right as rain! (Turns around and fires the laser cannons at the dragons as they dodge it)
 * Devon: Oh, boy! I recognize these kinds of dragons. They're the ones from our homeland in Camelot. Not very friendly creatures when you catch our drift.
 * Cornwall: Not to mention very agile and strategic.
 * Lord Shen: We'll see about that! EVASIVE ACTION!! (The van flies in several maneuvers to get away from the dragons, but one of them manages to scratch the hull of the van)
 * Mr. Dodo: BY JOVE, OUR HULL HAS BEEN DAMAGED!!!
 * Discord: "Oh relax, I can fix it in the blink of an-" (The dragons then ram into the van, knocking him into a wall where he is knocked unconscious)
 * Cynder: Looks like me and Spyro will have to deal with this. (They exit the van, and face the dragons)
 * Spyro: ALRIGHT, YOU BULLIES! I'M NOT AFRAID TO ATTACK ONE OF MY OWN KIND, SO YOU'D BETTER STAY AWAY FROM US, OR WE'LL--(One of the dragons lashes at him with it's tail, causing him to crush part of the van, disabling part of the thrusters)
 * Mr. Dodo: AW, CRAP!!! OUR THRUSTERS ARE DAMAGED!!!
 * Spyro: Alright, you asked for it! (Breathes fire at the dragons as they dodge and do the same thing, causing the van to partially burn)
 * Devon: FIRE!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: AAAHH, ME PANTS ARE ON FIRE!!! ME UNDERWEAR'S ON FIRE!! I'M ON FIRE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Quick, we need to put out this fire before--(Part of the van falls apart, and the rest of the van slowly does the same thing)
 * Cynder: THEY'RE TEARING UP THE VAN!! (The dragons begin attacking one at a time roaring) LET THEM GO!! (Turns into Avatar Cynder, and attacks one of the dragons, but it manages to bite one of her wings) AARRGGHH!! MY WING!!!
 * Spyro: CYNDER!! (Cynder changes back to normal, and Spyro manages to grab her and save her)
 * Cynder: Oh, no! The van! (The van continues to fall apart as it splits in three, with 3 groups being separated)
 * Spyro: MY GOD, THE VAN IS FALLING APART!!!
 * Merlin: (Tries magically repairing the van, but he is suddenly knocked unconscious by a piece of debris)
 * Skipper: BRACE FOR IMPACT!!! (The dragons each follow each landing area of the three parts, and Spyro carries Cynder to one of them after trying to decide which one to protect, and from the sky, the impacts are seen)
 * Boy Sora: (The group recovers, and finds that they landed on a beach, some of the group surfacing from the ocean for air) HOLY KEYHOLES, WE'RE STILL ALIVE!!
 * Brandy: Okay, we've crashed and we've been separated from part of the group. Can it get any worse?
 * Lola Boa: Yes! THAT! (They see the dragons attacking, and most of the group screams, and tries to find cover)
 * Tigress: WE HAVE TO LOSE THEM!!
 * Sir Hiss: "LEAVE US ALONE, YOU BRUTES?!"
 * Icky: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!?"
 * Suddenly, a Giant Dragon-Bull Frog appeared and started to eat the wild dragons!
 * Pinkie: "HURRAY!? THE GIANT FROG DRAGON SAVED US!?" (Suddenly, the Dragon Frog looks at them angrily)
 * Rainbow Dash: You gotta be kidding me! (The Dragon Frog attacks them as they run away)
 * Fluttershy: (Gets scared for a while until she decides to use the Stare on the Dragon Frog) STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, YOU BULLY!! YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH FOOD TO SATISFY YOURSELF, DON'T YOU?!? SO WHY ATTACK US?!?...(The Dragon Frog nervously leaves them alone and feasts on the dead dragons)...(The Dragon Frog croaks)...I think it wants us to leave.
 * Godfry: Well, great! Anywhere is better than this death trap! (The group leaves)
 * Princess Alice: (Her head is stuck in the snowy ground) MMPPHH!! MMPPPHHHHH!!!
 * Kowalski:...How the heck did we survive a fall like THAT?!? (The dragon roars are heard)
 * Lian: Uh, I think that'll have to wait until we've escaped those beasts. (They try to get away from the one dragon, and they make it into a cave that is too small for the dragon to enter, leaving it to try and claw it's way inside)
 * Applebloom: HELP ME, GRANNY, HELP ME!!! I WANT MY BLANKEE, I WANT MY BLANKEE!!!
 * Shenzi: I'd hate to say I told you so! Oh, what am I saying, that's a lie! I TOLD YOU SO!! (Applebloom kicks her in the leg) OWCH!!...I probably deserved that.
 * Courtney: At least that monster can't get us in here. (Suddenly, bird-like eyes appear behind them)...
 * Stu:...We're not alone, are we? (They turn around to see a silhouetted creature screeching at them, and they get out of the way as the creature, revealed to be a Snow Roc like the one from DreamWorks Sinbad, comes out of the cave and attacks the dragon, resulting in a violent battle, and their distraction allows the group to retreat from the both of them, and manages to get far enough from them when the battle is finished when the Roc kills the dragon, and begins eating it's carcass)
 * Po: That was AWESOME!! Let's do it again!
 * Thundra: I'd rather not! I say we get out of here before we are turned into a midnight snack for that giant Roc! (The group escapes as the Roc screeches in victory)
 * SpongeBob: (Recovers from the crash) Squidward, what happened?
 * Squidward: What does it look like happened? We just crashed in the middle of nowhere!
 * Shrek: It gets worse! LOOK! (The last 2 dragons appear attacking as the group screams and braces for the attack until a fiery blast knocks one of the dragons out of balance, and that dragon knocks the other dragon off-balance, and the two crash to the ground. The group is surprised and find that it was Spyro who made that blast, and was still carrying an injured Cynder)
 * Spyro: Guys, take Cynder! (Hands them Cynder as they get her to safety, and Spyro manages to face the other 2 dragons as they recover) You are in big trouble now, you big jerks! You do realize that your world is in trouble, and you just crushed your only means to be sa--(The dragons pin him down with their claws) OOF!! (Tries struggling to break free, but the dragons' grip is too powerful, and they roar in his face) UHHGH, WHAT DID YOU TWO EAT?!?
 * Twilight: SPYRO!?
 * Cynder comes through and sees the trouble!
 * Cynder: ".... Now they done it...."
 * Cynder turns into Inner Avatar Cynder, comes to the dragons and was proven to be much bigger then them, scaring the beasts into coming off of Spyro.
 * Inner Avatar Cynder: "As I said before, LEAVE US ALONE AND ALLOW US TO SAVE YOUR HOME FROM THE MYTHOS BLACK MARKET, OR SUFFER MY WRATH!?"
 * The two wild dragons began to slowly back away like cowerds, but then, a giant jar traps the two final dragons, reveiling to be belonging to a giant 12-year-old.
 * Giant Boy: "Oh cool! Hey Johnny, check this out!"
 * Another Giant Boy appeared, who was Johnny.
 * Johnny: "You caught some fine spesifmens of the Camelotian Dragons of the Dragonwasteland area. A spieces that breeds like dragon-rabbits. And dad said they're good eating. They taste like dragon chickens. You just scored us lunch, Elliot."
 * Elliot: "Score! Now let's bring out the Giant Scout's handbook and cook them som bitches up!"
 * The Two Giant Boys left, never having noticed the Heroes.
 * Spyro: "Hmmp! Serves those dragons right! Now they're gonna be lunch."
 * Twilight: "Can we even be sure those kids can handle those beasts?"
 * Taiku: They're giants, of course they can handle them. Their hides are as tough as steel, even for a Camelotian dragon.
 * Cynder: (Changes back to normal) Well, at least those monsters are gone.
 * Celestia: Now I think the real question is...where are we?
 * Taiku I have no clue. It looks to me like Mythos is more of an African plain.
 * Luna: Mythos ranges in climate like on other worlds, you know that. And judging by the fact that the Batarsho Valley is the only place with grasslands, I can assume that's where we are.
 * Spike: What kind of creatures can we find here exactly?
 * Celestia: Lots. Of course, like on other worlds, mythological creatures are well-adapted to certain climates. And considering how this area is hot, I'd say we'll find more dragons.
 * Luna: And I'm afraid we don't have time to list what we can find, because doing that would be like listing all known animals of Earth. It'd just take too long, and even we immortals can't bother to do something like that.
 * Squidward: But...but how will we find the others?
 * Patrick: Why don't we just teleport to them?
 * Twilight: We don't know where they are, so we can't teleport to them. If we tried to do it anyway, searching for them would take forever, and we'd end up getting lost.
 * Alex: Then I guess we'll just need to remember what Lord Shen said about this trip....What were they again?
 * Patrick: I think they were no littering, no taking wildlife, no introducing technology, no interfering with conflicts unless it has to do with the mission, no discussing our mission, and most importantly, no separating from the group. We also need to meet in distinished landmarks when we need to unite again.
 * Spike:...Wow, Patrick, I'm impressed that you would remember those.
 * Patrick: Remember what?
 * Squidward: Saw THAT coming.
 * SpongeBob: How will we find them without magic or transportation?
 * Celestia: "Shen said will either meet up in the mountains, the lake, or a tree called Trionus. I prefer Trionus cause it's the giant tree that can be seen from far away."
 * Sparx: "Well let's save ourselfs the trouble of having to walk there and teleport right to the giant tree and-"
 * The net lands on the group as oddly colored humans appeared!
 * Alex: ".... I think we found the Mythosian Humans."
 * Hunter leader: "Good job boys. We captured several dragons, a harpy, a unicorn, some sprites, a few animals and..... Alicorns? What a find! The Chief will award us for the capture!"
 * Hunter 2: "A fine pet they'll make for his rambunchious daughters."
 * Hunter Leader: "Ok, load them up."
 * Spike: "...... I once again hate my own kind again.... FOR GETTING US INTO THIS MESS!?"

Chapter 3: STRANDED!!!
Island Area Mountain Areas.
 * Icky: WE'RE LOST!!! WE'RE STRANDED!!! STRANDED I TELL YOU!!! NO VAN, NO WAY TO FIND THE OTHERS, AND NO FOOD OR WATER!!!
 * Pinkie: Hey, there's some water right here! (Drinks from it, only to spit it out when realizing it was salty) PLECH!! SEA WATER!!! I should've learned my lesson from when I was stranded at sea thanks to Lord Meanie Cobra.
 * Lord Shen: Well, I just hope that--
 * ???: I know what you're going to say, Shenny boy! (Discord appears) Because I'm still with you.
 * Lord Shen:I was REALLY gonna say, I just hope that the others REMEMBER my rules. Now, let us agree to meet in a location where we can all meet up in. And given the Trionus tree is the giant magical looking tree we all can see in the distence, I vote we pick that.
 * Discord: "Ya know, I could just teleport everyone here since I automaticly know everything with my game breaking magic. It's as simple as one, 2-"
 * Scroopfan's vocie: "I have to stop you here, Discord. Sorry, but the plot forbids it. Your suppose to be seperated in this episode. MSM thought it would've been too easy for you guys to do this sticking togather. So for once, NO PLOT ALTERING!"
 * Discord: "..... Oh, poo. I hate it when I'm not allowed to make things easier for us."
 * Icky: "And that was from the producer that normally THRIVES in altering plots!? He has to pick NOW to play things striaght for once?! Gaoooooooooooooow!? This, cannot, get worse!?"
 * A giant Horseshoe Crab Dragon roses out of the ground roaring!
 * Donald: "Oh nice one, you idiot."
 * Goofy: "Goarsh, what can be worse then a gaint horseshoe crab dragon?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh! I know! An ARMY of Horseshoe Crab Dragons!"
 * More Horseshoe crab dragons rose from the ground.
 * Icky: ".... Pinkie, you moronic, female Patrick."
 * The net lands on the heroes, as the creatures are shown being ridden on by more Mythosian Humans.
 * Crab Rider: "Ok boys, looks like we bagged some weirdo aliens, two pegicious, one, really odd pink horse, a minotaur, another elf, a midget hydra, a wyvern, a weird incest created dragon, a mermiad, and..... (Looks at Discord).... Whatever that's suppose to be. Alright boys, we got a feast ripe for the picking. And if any of them are magical, don't worry, we have a magic-proof net."
 * Icky: "Aw crap, they're gonna eat us."
 * Crab Rider 2: "Aw yeah! Minotaur Burgers again tonight!"
 * The Crab riders drag away our captured heroes.
 * Alice: "So, we're all agreed. We head for the big tree Trionus and meet with the others there. They'll likely to head there as well."
 * Savio: "Good, ka-k-k-k-k-k-k-cause I can't s--s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s--stand the cold!?"
 * A horn blowing was heard!
 * Dan: "...... Dude.... Did that sounded like...... A horn, of some kind?"
 * Chi Fu: "Why yes. Almost the kind Vikings used."
 * Suddenly, they're surrounded by Mythosian Humans in ice tribe attire.
 * Chi Fu: "(SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL?!"
 * Savio: "Oh, wonderful. Savages."
 * Tribe Huntsmen leader: "Hold it right there, you misfited asortment of outsiders, equines and beasts. You are not going anyway, but our boiling pots! Your meat will keep us feed for weeks. Consider it an honor your contributing to our survivable."
 * Djon: "Uh.... We kinda prefer not to?"
 * The Tribesmen tossed a net over the heroes and trapped them!
 * Tribe Huntsmen Leader: "And don't bother trying to escape! Magic proof nets! Hi-hee?!"
 * The Huntsmen on their dragon yaks began to mush on with their qourry!
 * Mr. Krabs: ".... Suddenly, I don't think I want to help this place anymore."

Chapter 4: Rude Welcomings.
Savanna tribe. Later. Mountain Tribe. Later. Beach Tribe. Later.
 * Spike: "LET US GO, YOU STUPID SAVAGES!? WE'RE HERE TO HELP THIS WORLD FROM-"
 * Twilight: "Spike, we're not allowed to tell these people what we're here to do. We don't know if they're with the bad guys."
 * Spike: "But they basicly want to eat us, and turn you and the Princesses into pets!"
 * Taiku: "Spike, we can't moraly judge these people for being primitive. Their sense of moraly is not properly defelupted, so by best, they're asentally sentient animals."
 * Spike: "BUT THEY WANT TO TURN US INTO FOOD!? AND TWILIGHT, CELESTIA, AND LUNA INTO PETS!?"
 * Taiku: "Chillax, just let me have a word with thier chief and I am sure to reason with him."
 * The Heroes but Twilight, Celestia, and Luna are in a big cauldron.
 * Taiku: ".... Darn it, my charm didn't work."
 * The Chief was a red mythosian human wearing a skull had and had a rip-bone in his nose.
 * Chief: "The three alicorns will make great pets for my daughters, and the rest of them will have us feed for weeks. Mythos gods and Master Aonos be phriased!"
 * Patrick: "Well, at least they were nice enough to give us a bath first."
 * Squidward: "Blockhead."
 * Celestia: "Please. You need to let us go, we're needed to stop a terrorable evil from harming this place."
 * Chief: "Ha! Chief Redjerk is amused by your silly lies, horsey! You'll make a great pet for my hair-pulling daughters!"
 * Spike: "Ok, NOW can I judge these guys poorly?"
 * Chi Fu: "I DEMAND YOU FREE US AT ONCE, YOU FILTHY SAVAGES!? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M THE COUNCIL OF THE EMPEROR OF CHINA?!"
 * Louis: "Save it, Mr. Chi Fu. Tribal beings don't have a properly defelupted sense of morals. They're not in control of their way of thinking cause they still have animalistic thoughts."
 * Phil: "Well look who's quick that THESE FREAKS ARE GONNA EAT US?!"
 * Alice: "Don't worry, I'm a very good princess of dilopicy. I can reason with these guys."
 * The Heroes are tied to a pole over a roaring fire.
 * Alice: "...... If I get out of this, I would so have to re-take dipollopicy courses."
 * Jess: "This was how my aunt Cladusa went. Through a burning."
 * Savio: "Yeah, but I don't think she was eaten afterwords."
 * A hood wearing Chief is seen laughing.
 * Chief: "A feast worthy of a king. Aonos be phrased."
 * Alice: "Please listen to reason chief, there's a bunch of bad guys that could-"
 * Chief: "SILENCE, HORSEMEAT!? Chief Cold Butt Demands it!"
 * Private laughs!
 * Private: "COLD BUTT!? (LAUGHS!)"
 * Skipper: "Private, not now."
 * Chi Fu: "Now can I judge them?"
 * Icky: "YOU STUPID FUCKERS?! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!? WE'RE LITTERALLY YOUR ONLY HELP AGAINST THE VILLAIN LEAGE AND THE RESERECTED MYTHOS BLACK MARKET!?"
 * Lord Shen: "PREHISTORIC ONE, DON'T TELL THESE PEOPLE OUR INTENT!? THEY MIGHT BE WITH THE VILLAINS!?"
 * Icky: "WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?! THEY'RE GONNA KILL AND EAT US?!"
 * Gilda: "Ick, they're tribal folk. They have no understanding that eating sentients is wrong. They're basicly still like animals."
 * Icky: "They're still gonna kill us."
 * Lord Shen: "Worry not everyone. I shall negosiate ourselfs out of this."
 * The Heroes are hung upside down on display as tribal chefs prepare to start cooking.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Nobody.... Say...... ANYTHING, About this, to Celestia!'
 * A Chief with a giant shell on his head was licking his chops.
 * Chief: "Minotaur burgers my faverite! Thank you, Aonos! You rock, oh great one."
 * Lola: "THEY'RE GONNA EAT US, (CRIES!?)"
 * Tuilo: "Buddy, you know your gonna eat another human, right?"
 * Chief: "Tecnecally, your an outsider albino. We fine albinos to be as expendable as chickens. (Licks chops) And delisious too. (Smacks lips)."
 * Muguel: "(Scoffs in disgust), Have you no shame man, that's cannibalisum?!"
 * Chief: "Hey, ya gotta eat something and someone to survive in this deathtrap. Blame the game, not the gamer."
 * Fluttershy: "Please don't. I have a million pets back home."
 * Chief: "TOUGH BREAK, BITCH?! SO SAIDS I, CHEIF BEACHBUM!?"
 * Icky: "NOW am I allowed to judge these jerks?"

Chapter 5: Triple Trouble in Mythosian Villages
Shavanna