Boxing Out, Man!

Boxing Out, Man! is the ??? moisode in the 4th Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures series. In it, Icky makes a $20,000 loan with fire ant Queen Grinder IX to pay for lottery tickets, but forgets to pay it. As a result, the Queen orders Icky to pay the loan within 48 hours, or her army would infest the Dragon Temple, and sting everyone inside it. Icky tries to keep this between him, Fidget, and Iago, and find a way to obtain the money. After many attempts, Icky feels like giving up until he comes upon a wrestling competition with the prize money being exactly $20,000. When Lord Shen returns after taking Kairi on an all-paid cruise for her birthday, Icky and the others decide to sign him up for the competition, and get the money. Shen would fight many challengers including Jiku the Fossil. When he wins, Icky finally gets the cash prize and pays the debt.

Chapter 1- Kairi's Birthday Party
Wal-Mart Temple Two hours later...
 * Lord Shen- Hurry up, everyone! We need to get this place set up before Kairi and Sora get back. Gosh, I still can't believe she's finally 18.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah,...(sobs) She grew up so fast!
 * Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? What are we doing again? I've lost track.
 * SpongeBob: Why, we're decorating the place for Kairi's 18th birthday party.
 * Patrick: Oh, that's right! Wait a minute, she's 18?
 * Mr. Whiskers- What's a birthday?
 * Brandy- A BIRTHDAY! You know, comes once a year, cake, candles, lots of presents?
 * Mr. Whiskers- Happy songs?
 * Brandy-Uh-huh!
 * Mr. Whiskers- Big fat guy in a red suit?
 * Brandy- That's Christmas!
 * Mr. Whiskers- OH, NO! CHRISTMAS IS COMING?!? OH, AND I HAVEN'T MADE A LIST YET!
 * March Hare- Hatter? Is this some kind of Unbirthday Party, except it's more special?
 * Mad Hatter- Of course not, silly! It's just a birthday party. Besides, both are equally special, you should know that.
 * March Hare- Oh, I do! Remember your last birthday?
 * Mad Hatter- Yeah! That was a very fun time! I still can't forget my 300th birthday.
 * March Hare- I believe you meant 100th birthday, my friend.
 * Mad Hatter- Nope, it was my 300th birthday for sure. (March Hare whacks Hatter's head with mallet, and Hatter's head gets stuck in his hat) Hey, you're right! It WAS my 100th birthday.
 * Lord Shen- So, did everyone get Kairi some gifts?
 * SpongeBob- We sure did! I got her a Remembrall.
 * Lord Shen- A Remembrall? How did you get that?
 * SpongeBob- Why, some wizard guy from the JK Rowling System of the Warner Bros Universe sold it to me for $30. Kairi once told me she'd like one of those.
 * Lord Shen- Okay, then. Anyone else?
 * Mr. Krabs- Well, Squidward didn't get a bike like he promised, so he's being punished. He doesn't get to join the party until he gets one for her.
 * Squidward- How much is it to buy a bike?
 * Cashier- $400.
 * Squidward- Fishpaste, Mr. Krabs is gonna kill me!
 * Skipper- We got her a Playstation 2, and the entire Kingdom Hearts Trilogy.
 * Iago- It wasn't easy, but I managed to get her an iPhone.
 * Dr. Cockroach- I named a star after her.
 * Icky- I got her her favorite movies: The Princess Bride, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Brother Bear, The Rescuers, Oliver and Company, and Fantasia.
 * Lord Shen- Well, I got her something better. I'm going to take her on a cruise and even bring her to the remains of Radient Garden. I'll even bring Sora, Goofy, and Donald with me in case the ruins are infested with Heartless.
 * White Rabbit- Yipe! She's coming!
 * Lord Shen- Uh-oh! Everyone in position! (Everyone gets in position while Fidget shuts the lights off)
 * Bill- Is she here yet?
 * Everyone- SSSH!
 * March Hare- (Whispering) Here she comes...
 * Kairi- (After she and Sora get inside) What? Why is it so dark in here? (Turns on light)
 * Everyone- SURPRISE!
 * Kairi- Wow! I didn't expect this to happen. Thanks.
 * Lord Shen- Well, it's your 18th birthday, Kairi. You didn't thnk we'd forget, did you?
 * Kairi- No way! Thanks, Uncle Shen.
 * Kairi- An iPhone? Awesome! You guys are the best!
 * Lord Shen- Well, We'd save the best for last. I got you an all-paid cruise to the old ruins of Radient Garden.
 * Kairi- (Gasps) Aw, Uncle Shen! (Hugs Lord Shen)
 * SpongeBob- That's just beautiful! (Sobs)
 * Sandy- You said it!
 * Kairi- How'd you afford it, Uncle Shen?
 * Lord Shen- Well, I saved up enough money for it by helping repair the damages I did in Gongmen City. We'll be leaving tomorrow morning. Happy birthday, Kairi!

Chapter 2- Icky's Deal
That Saturday Afternoon... One journey to an ant colony later...
 * Lord Shen- Goodbye, everyone! We'll be back in a week. Take care. (Gets on boat)
 * Iago- Well, what should we do now?
 * Icky- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna buy some lottery tickets. I promised my cousin, Tzzy, I'd be at his poker game.
 * Sam- Well, good luck with that, Icky.
 * Icky- Excuse me? How much is it to afford some lottery tickets?
 * Guy at the Stand- $20,010.
 * Icky- Oh my, God, when did that happen? Yesterday it was $10!
 * Guy at the Stand- Sorry, but since gambling has been outlawed in many universes, we had to find a new way to sell these tickets without the police finding out.
 * Icky- So you raised the prices by $20,000?!? I have only $10!
 * Guy at the Stand- Look, gambling is a very expensive thing to do. Besides, if it was still $10, we'd be bankrupt in less than 2 days.
 * Icky- Darn this darn government! Well, there's only one person I know who has the money I need to afford some lottery tickets!


 * Queen Grinder IX- C'mon you termites, put some back into it!


 * Worker- We're doing the best we can, your highness!


 * Grinder- Well, if you ask me, you look like you got run over by a tractor, and crushed by a cynder block, and beaten up by a rhino beetle. You'd better step up your game before I wallop you like a dummy! (Ploomp sound, baby crying) GUYS, I'VE GIVEN BIRTH AGAIN! (Soldier ants pick up larva) Ugh, all day, I've gotta give birth to bazillion larvae a year! I don't think my ovaries can take it!
 * Soldier- With all do respect, your highness, it's natural that you're always pregnant. You're a fire ant, and we need more and more workers and soldiers since most of our recruits are getting their nuts squished by human feet.
 * Grinder- Yes, I know! You said that thrice already! (PLOOMP, baby crying) ANOTHER LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva) Status report, General Weevil?
 * Weevil- Well, your highness, our underground city is peaceful, our tunnel routes are operational, and our entrance is heavily guarded.
 * Grinder- Splendid. (PLOOMP, baby crying) ANOTHER LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva) Oh, I'm hungry, someone get me some nectar ASAP! (Soldier gets nectar for Grinder) Thanks! (Thumping) What the beep was that?
 * Weevil- It would seem we have another anteater attack!
 * Grinder- Well, what're you waiting for? Prepare your men for combat!
 * Icky- Your highness? Are you in there? I know you are because you spend most of you time down there. I need to talk to you about something.
 * Grinder- Oh, trash heap! It's only Icky! Everyone put me on my carriage. I need to speak to him. (PLOOMP, baby crying) And someone get the larva.
 * Icky- (Soldiers pull Grinder out of anthill) Your highness, i need your help.
 * Grinder- Make it quick, feathers! I've gotta spray our new recruits with stink verification spray.
 * Icky- EW! Is THAT what makes you ants smell like that?
 * Grinder- Of course. We need that smell to determine who is part of our colony or not. Now what do you want?
 * Icky- I was wondering if I could have a loan.
 * Grinder- A LOAN?!? Heck no, you're not having a loan! What would you want that for?
 * Icky- For lottery tickets.
 * Grinder- Well...I suppose so. Just sign this contract. (Soldiers show Icky a very tiny contract)
 * Icky-...Do you think I'm an idiot, your highness?
 * Grinder- Sorry, bring out the large one! (Loads od soldier ants bring Icky normal sized contract)
 * Icky- Thanks, your highness. (Signs contract) Now where's my money, sonny?
 * Grinder- Bring out the diamond! (Ants bring out diamond)
 * Icky- HOLY LONG NECKS! Where'd you find that?
 * Grinder- In a buried treasure chest. But it's only worth $20,000 since we used up the other $980,000 to pay off high electric bills. Now take it and go away.
 * Icky- I owe you one, your highness. (Leaves)