Friendship School Masterful

Friendship School Masterful is the 11th Episode of Season 3B of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. After Twilight's School is restored after being shamelessly shut down by Chancellor Neighsay, he is immediately dubbed a disgrace for technical treason as the school was made to spread friendship when the Castle Map expanded. Now exiled and the EEA redused to be a relitived shamble of it's former glory when it's members began to become disorganised, Neighsay is corrupted by a nuckelavee named Segrego Tempestuous, who is a rogue creation of Pitch Black from Hollow Shades aiming to inspire fear however possible, and by corrupting Neighsay, it causes an uproar among all races throughout Equestria as they are all reminded of the worst things done by each race including the griffins' loan incident in the comics, Novo's questionable choices, dragons' violent periods, the yaks' reckless stupidity, and so on. Thus the school is shut down again and Equestria is in the midst of another race war. How will the Lodgers, Mane Six, and Friendship School students Smolder, Sandbar, Gallus, Ocellus, Silverstream, and Yona fix this?

Chapter 1: The Lodgers See The New School/Meeting Previous Episode Teammates
The E.E.A. HQ, Late School Daze The E.E.A.'s far larger council room, near the end of the episode. Later... The School of Friendship, Present. EOD's Room The Lake Under the Lake's Waters The surface. Outside the School Elsewhere. School's Location Inside School
 * Chancellor Neighsay was seen stomping down the halls.
 * Neighsay: "OF ALL THE DEPRAVITY THIS ORGANISATION HAS TO CONTEND WITH?! First MU, NOW THIS?! My fellow E.E.A. members shall hear of this! I will use every inch of it's legal powers to make that insufferable disobedient false alicorn's life hell!!"
 * ???: Chancellor Neighsay? (Nightus and Heavenslight teleported in)
 * Neighsay: Uh-duh-uh-MOON KING AND SUN QUEEN OF ANCIENT PAST!!!
 * Nightus: Really? You're going to call us that?
 * Neighsay: UH, APOLOGIES, YOUR HIGHNESSES! TO WHAT DO I OWE-
 * Heavenslight: Save the attitude, Neighsay. Celestia and Luna told us you were committing treason.
 * Neighsay: "(Sighs), (Quietly) Should've figured damage control was an ineditability. (Openly) Your highnesses, try to understand, your eldest's daughter's little teacher's pet was aiming to include outsider creatures into an EQUESTRIAN school! Even after they attacked us!"
 * Nightus: "You should be informed that the "Attack" was actselly a misunderstanding. They were actselly coming back after they skipped class."
 * Neighsay: "...... I'm not one who's afraid to admit to have, over-reacted. I'm willing to admit that the children pose no serious conumdrum..... ADULTS, however....... THAT'S, what I'm worried about! At worse AND at best, the children are just unwitting hapless spies for the other nations to learn our most vulerable secrets and weaknesses and use them against us!"
 * Nightus: "(Chuckles), You seriously think that Griffins or Dragons would care to weaponise fastion designs or directions on how to plan a good party?"
 * Heavenslight: "Or the Alicorn Gods forbid, (Snickers), they intimidate us into paying tribute by showing accreate pukwagie care! (Laughs)!"
 * Neighsay: "...... I was refering to the more "ESSTENTIONAL" things beyond such silly tripe! I seen Miss Sparkle's plans, she plans to include a magic class, a culture class, a counter magic class, phsyical education, likely physical-training, history class, and even a bleeding science class! You have any idea how easy it would be for the creatures to learn about our vulerablities, even that of the Alicorns' greatest secrets?!"
 * Nightus: "Oops, my mistake. I thought the fear wars was done and over with..... Then again, I have come to understand that the E.E.A. has had difficulty to let it go."
 * Neighsay: "If I may ask for their majusties to look past that and see what's impourent here, the Sparkle girl has went rogue?! She is allowing the likes of Griffins, our race's former slavers and greedy deptors, Yaks, our would've been congurors turned primitive neanderfals, Changelings, a deceptive un-naterol malgamation between equine and bug, Pure Hippogriffs, shameful cowerds with an even more, shamefuller past beyond the Storm King's first encounter..... Of which I rather leave unsaid. And that's not the worse of it. SHE EVEN INCLUDED A DRAGON?! A DESTRUCTIVE FIRE-BREATHING RAMPAGE OF DESTRUCTION?! How is she suppose to have ponies protect Equestria from threats when the very ones are-"
 * Nightus: "I think the E.E.A. may have misunderstood. It is not nessersarly a school out to get ponies to protect Equestria, though a happy side-effect, don't get me wrong..... It was her answer to the Map's expanding to the lands not seen since the Windegos' grip on all creatures. She wanted to have further aide in spreading friendship to other nations, espeically those that were illed by the Storm King."
 * Neighsay made a surprised face, but quickly regained his composure.....
 * Neighsay: "(Ahem)...... So basicly, the E.E.A. unwittingly approved something that is nothing more then another whim of a glorifived war table. If I had knew that, I'd never would've approved it and none of this would accure. Because of slight mistranslation or not, her idea for her "School of Friendship" is nothing but another fantastical flight of fancy, like with that loony sciencetist who wanted to harvest Twittermite enegry! And be made aware that the E.E.A. has immunity from all royal figures. Short of just haphazordly disbaning the shorce of these protections, the Unicorn Council, the worse you can do is just scold me for making a few representives get triggered by me calling them out and only saying my opinion! Now, if you'll excuse me-"
 * Heavenslight: "Up up up! WE, may not be able to do a thing with you..... But he can."
 * A very old and aged unicorn in the same E.E.A. attire as Neighsay came up look displeased.
 * Neighsay: "(Gasps)! The High Chancellor! Doctor University Spirit! (Does the E.E.A. salute) Great High Chancellor, I can explain!"
 * High Chancellor University: "Shush, Neighsayer....... You have MUCH to answer to."
 * Neighsay was held on trial as a series of higher chancellors were seen, as well as alot of councilers, chancellors and other E.E.A. linked impourent offictals were seen.
 * Neighsay: "-And that's what has occured, Higher Chancellors. But I promise you, I only meant Equestria's best interests in my actions. Now, I'd admit that I should've handled my, distaste of the creatures, in a more, private way, but my outbursts was because I thought our "allies" had conspiried against us with "The Attack". I was given the impression that they had no honorable desires with us."
 * High Chancellor University: "Well as you had discovered, it was nothing more then a silly misunderstanding, and that you offended the representives out of the blue! And closing the school caused their offspring to ran away from home in fearing for their friendship. You could've risked an inter-racial war within Equestrian boarders."
 * Neighsay: "It wasn't like I was asking those creatures to do that over children! They desided that themselves. Granted, the changeling didn't want to, but the vast majority were willing to spill blood over some dime a'dozen children. You don't see Equestrians doing something so stupid for less!"
 * The E.E.A. members began to mutter in surprise at this, a vast majority conflicted.
 * High Chancellor University: "...... Neighsayer, it wasn't just because it was for them. It was for their safety. Those children are related to impourent and powerful figures in their culture, Neighsayer. Gallus is the nepfew of a powerful griffin ambassitor, Smolder is the daughter of a dragon that is basicly a modern Magmatacus, Silverstream is the niece of the Hippogriff Queen, Ocellus has powerful Changeling Grandparents that were famous war heroes, and Yona was obviously the niece of Rutherford! Had anything sevre would've happened to them, and if those enfluenceal figures blamed us, any intional disposition with eachother evaporates in faver of doing away with us, or at the least, we get put in a position that we never disrespect them again!"
 * Neighsay: "You know, that still doesn't place them in very high reguard if they would do that over a few children getting lost?!"
 * All members, even supporters of Neighsay, gasped!
 * High Chancellor University: "...... I know your naming convention's that your name is a play on "Naysay", but this?....... Are you this sevrely against other races interacting with us, to the point, that you would defy the will of the Map, which was given to us by the Tree of Harmony?"
 * Neighsay: "..... At risk of being given the insulting buzzword of being "racist", then yes. (The E.E.A. members moan and broke into arguing) BUT PLEASE, ALL OF YOU UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT I SAID ISN'T MEANT TO BE TAKEN LIKE THAT?! I WAS MERELY POINTING OUT THEIR FLAWS AS A RACE?! I AM ONLY LOOKING OUT FOR EQUESTRIA'S PURITY THAT HAS BEEN CHALLNAGED, AND OFTEN RUDELY, MIND YOU, BY THEM COUNTLESS TIMES BEFORE, I-"
 * High Chancellor University: "ORDER, ORDER?! (Silence reigns)...... My grandfather was right..... We oversatriated the E.E.A. with too much political enfluence and outdated mindets, that we are losing sight to what's impourent....... All members of the E.E.A., please rise..... (They did so)...... I'm sorry to say, that due to the sevreity of the state it is in, we ALL need to start reavaluating ourselves and the E.E.A.'s purpose...... And to do that....... I declare the E.E.A., TO DISBAND?!"
 * The Members gasped at this!
 * Neighsay: "WHAT?! NO?! YOU CAN'T?!"
 * High Chancellor University: "Don't forget who I am, Neighsayer! And this disbansion is effective, until those of us not blind assusiates of Neighsay, re-avaluated outselves! But you, Neighsayer..... I'm sorry, but you are no longer wothy of being among us. Risking a war and disobeying the map, thus committing treason, should not be the E.E.A.'s way!"
 * Neighsay: "(A shocked and horrifived expression, turns into utter rage and anger)...... YOU IDIOT?! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS?! IF NEITHER OF YOU WILL HELP ME KEEP EQUESTRIA'S PURITY SAFE FROM THE FILTH OF OTHERS, FINE?! I'LL DO IT, MYSELF?! EVEN INSPITE OF WHAT THAT STUPID TREE WANTS?! (Runs off)!"
 * High Chancellor University: "GUARDS, GUARDS?!"
 * The Guards tried to get Neighsay, but he already gotten into one of his portals and escaped, only resulting in the guards to crash into eachother like idiots!
 * The E.E.A. broke into a riotious ruckus, as the High Chancellors were mostly helpless to try and quell this.
 * High Chancellor University: "..... What a troubled web I just unweaved, but still made worse."
 * Celestia: ESCAPED?!?
 * HC University: He fled swearing to finish proving his point.
 * Luna: HOW COULD HE DO THAT?!
 * HC University: "Well just ran off and gotten into his portal before the guards could-"
 * Luna: "I mean, WHY WAS HE DRIVEN TO DO SO?!"
 * HC Uniersity: "Oh, my apologies."
 * Cadence: He was stern and strict, but he wouldn't turn to villainous intentions.
 * HC University: Well, unfortunate to say that until further notice, the EEA is decommissioned. We can't have incidents like that causing racial disputes, or worse, a war.
 * Luna: Well, not that it's a bad thing, but how long will that be?
 * HC University: Hard to say. Some members take longer to re-valuate themselves then others. And there were a minority of members that take Neighsay's words to heart, even if only to limited extents. Alas, until we can put ourselves togather effectively and round up the Neighsay loyalists, the E.E.A. has effectively entered hiatus."
 * Luna: "Well, at least Neighsay is no longer a serious problem from the School."
 * Celestia: "Legally, anyway. I doubt Neighsay would be one for empty threats. We'll have to keep our eyes very focused onto the School for now on."
 * HC University: "I'm very sorry for what the E.E.A. had allowed itself to become, Princess."
 * Celestia: "It's fine, University. Different leaders were respondsable of the E.E.A.'s misguided ways. The best we can do for now, is hope the school stands strong against whatever Neighsay has in his sleeves."
 * Luna: But at least we can do better for the other schools. I hope Twilight's new school continues to be successful.
 * Another normal school day begins.
 * Music was heard!
 * Pinkie and the other Main 6 arrived seeing this.
 * Pinkie: "..... See, I told you "Sing a song Thursdays" would be a hit!"
 * Rainbow Dash: Well as long as we don't turn this into High School Musical, we should be good.
 * Rarity: "Oh yes, because THAT would just be over-kill!"
 * Fluttershy: "Off topic here. I think the kids are gonna be excited that the Lougers are coming over to see the school for themselves."
 * Applejack: "I could see their smiling faces already."
 * Twilight: "If they would think that's something, they'll just as much love to meet the new teachers we picked out for the school."
 * Starlight: "Being an independent school was not easy, espeically since we have to worry about funding and support by ourselves."
 * Rarity: "Well thankfully, Fancy Pants has been so generious to be our public backer. And that other Canterlot nobles were becoming our backers as well because he is doing it is a happy accsident."
 * Applejack: "And soon we'll be on our way to have a large crowd of students."
 * Twilight: "Hence why the new teachers are really gonna help us out. Plus, some of the Lougers even vollenteered to find perfect teachers for our planned United Universe understanding class when they could find the perfect one."
 * Pinkie: "Actselly, why don't we save both ourselves and the Lougers the trouble of that and ask Electross? He's bound to have expandsive knowledge as an exiled member of a hostile race"
 * Twilight: "..... THAT'S A BRILLIENT IDEA! Though it may take awhile to ask Hayfield 64 to allow him outside the facility if it's not related to picking up alien robots. I'm gonna need Celestia's help with that."
 * ???: "(Chuckles), It appears you already are on your way to discover a United Universes teacher yourselves. (Shifu arrived as the Van was seen already having parked)"
 * Icky: "Ya know, I was totally gonna ask about just having Electross myself."
 * Twilight: "Well, it's still a work in progress anyway, so, we'll contend with that in good time. So, how's about that tour, guys?"
 * Gazelle: "Alchourse. But first, how is Sandbar and his new compodraes?"
 * Pinkie: "Oh, they're hanging out by the lake again. But we'll worry about them later. Let's go see the clones."
 * The Clone 6 were seen settling in.
 * Twilight: (Arrives with the others) So, girls? You getting comfortable in your living quarters?
 * Daylight: Well, I must say, it wasn't easy. Some of us still have remnants of our old selves left. Applesauce is still somewhat a pig...
 * Applesauce: Geez, Daylight, do you have to bring that up?
 * Daylight: "Moonbow still calls me "Dorklight"."
 * Moonbow: "As a term of friendly hazing."
 * Daylight: "Fairweather and Giggle are still trying to work out their old tendingcies."
 * Giggle: "Hey, I no longer laugh at the suffering of others. That's a plus."
 * Fairweather: "You still have that prank tendingcy. And still laugh at people for having silly names or said something silly or because of hearing about them in a humorious situation."
 * Giggle: "But now it's for good fun."
 * Daylight: "Antique is still working on not being greedy."
 * Antique was seen fondling over money, realised she was being talked about and hid the money!
 * Daylight: "..... And I'm still proned to be abit annoyed by their antics at times. It's like Disharmony still exists within us."
 * Icky: "Well you guys were meant to be an anti-Main Six, so it makes sense."
 * Antique: Well, that's why we're one of Twilight's first students. She hopes that by learning about friendship, we can grow from such crutches and even earn our cutie marks.
 * Gazelle: "Well how's that been going so far?"
 * Moonbow: "Yyyyeeeeeaaaaaaahhhh, alot of the kids here look at us funny for being adults coming to a school."
 * Starlight: "Oh don't worry, there is no age limit to learn about friendship. Case in point, me and Twilight."
 * Moonbow:... Touché.
 * Giggle: Well the next depressing thing is seeing an adult pony with no cutie mark. Ponies rarely grow up without one.
 * Daylight: "That would be because we were cloned from them. We weren't exactly able to get childhoods."
 * Applesauce: "Hey, on the bright side, we missed out on puberty. I hear that stuff's grosser than the disgusting stuff I do."
 * Fairweather: Hey, some of them are natural like going to the bathroom in the ocean. It's something the sea life do as well. (Private held in vomit)
 * Applesauce: Okay, I still agree that there's such a thing as too honest. That didn't need to be said. Let's please talk about something else.
 * Moonbow: Yeah, cutie marks have yet to come. We don't need them to be good heroes. I've got heroic stride.
 * Antique: "Though I do personally feel naked without one of those "Cutie Marks"."
 * Twilight: Young ponies say that all the time.
 * Applejack: Also, we usually don't wear clouthes much anyways. But don't go worrying too much about Cutie Marks. You'll earn them soon enough.
 * Applesauce: Hope so. As clones, we have no families aside from your own, but that hardly counts.
 * Rainbow Dash: Our families view you guys as good enough additions to the family. We're darn good sisters.
 * Giggle: I can certainly imagine given we're, you know, clones. So... What's in store for us?
 * Twilight: Well, you can learn what I did when I first came to Ponyville.
 * Applejack: And the rest of y'all can learn our share of friendship lessons since Lesson Zero.
 * Fluttershy: There's even published versions of our adventures. Sure they gained a canon version of Brony mobbing, but they'd make good school books for you in particular.
 * Fairweather: Obviously.
 * Gazelle: "Now, how's about we visit the lake to see Sandbar and the group?"
 * The Newfound Interacial six were seen chillaxing and laughing about good times.
 * Yona: "And that was how I was able to help the Lougers find what they need to know about the Yakotaur."
 * Gallus: "Not bad, but it's nothing compaired on how me, Smolder, Ocellus, and Silverstream were able to save the most awesome theme park ever from a crazy black pony!"
 * Sandbar: "Well, you guys certainly handled it better when I met the Clone Six."
 * Smolder: "Ahhh, chillax man, that part where you saved your girlfriend was awesome sauce."
 * Ocellus: "And you were brace against that mutanted octopus."
 * Silverstream: "And you helped fixed what you inadvertingly started. That's better then doing nothing at all."
 * Sandbar: "No kidding. Oh, ya know, Shore's been telling me that there's sea creatures in this lake. She said it was a lost primordial from back when a good chunk of Equestria was underwater thanks to some Squirk guy."
 * Gallus: "Guess that's why they called it "Saltlick Lake"."
 * Sandbar: "She also said, somewhere inside, there's a duo-horn bunyip in there."
 * Gallus: "A duo-horn bunyip? Ya mean like, those wimpy cucumber loving lake creatures?"
 * Sandbar: "Duo-Horns are more, terratorial then the tri-horns. And more carnivorous. Anyway, it's been said that the lake somewhere is hiding a lost anichent relic of a bygone civilization."
 * Gallus: "Oh-o-ho! A relic? You mean like the one Griffinstone had? That's perfect for getting their spirits back together!"
 * Silverstream: "You're not suggesting we go down there, are you?"
 * Gallus: "Not all of us! Just you, Sandy, and Ocellus can turn into like, a fish or something. You three are going on an underwater exbition."
 * Silverstream: "I'm not sure if Twilight and the others would be happy of us doing something crazy again. Last time, it nearly cost us the school. And that inter-racial war thing goes without saying."
 * Gallus: "Don't make me use the face I used on Grandpa Gruff."
 * Silverstream: "Okay, okay! Don't be so crabby."
 * Silverstream dived in and became a seapony, Sandbar jumped in after Silverstream gave him a bubble helmet, and Ocellus swallowed her worries and turned into a seapony and leapt in.
 * The trio swam torwords what looked like an atlantis like ruin.
 * Silverstream: "Whoa..... This looks like an anichent sea folk building."
 * Sandbar: "Shore said there was once a race of squid people that lived here back in the times of ocean engulfment. No one really knows what became of them."
 * Ocellus: "(Unenfusiastic) Let me guess, we're gonna find out, are we?"
 * The trio swam in, as a meaner verson of the MLP Bunyip with only two horns looked up like the Sword in the stone wolf chewing on a bone, saw how delious they look, and spat the bone out, secretly stalking them from behind.
 * Inside the ruins, the trio go through many parts of the ruins effertlessly while the Duo-Horn gets comedically humilated by some of the places the trio went through.
 * The three found a golden relic scepter and collected, and left without noticing the Duo-Horn trying to grab them, but overshot it and crashed into a wall!
 * As the trio left, the Duo-Horn exhaustedly weezed and plopped to the ocean floor, unconjustus.
 * Silverstream: I get this tingling feeling that should've been harder. Where's the Bunyip?
 * Ocellus: Maybe we were lucky to visit while it wasn't home or asleep.
 * Sandbar: "That, or the off-chance that it was after us but it keep crashing into everything comedically. Either way, glad we got this done and over with.
 * The trio rose up and brought up the object.
 * Gallus: "Aw sweet! (Grabs it)!........ What is it, though?"
 * Sandbar: "I guess it could've been a royal scepter belonging to an anichent ruler."
 * Gallus: "I can see that much, turtle boy! (Begins investigating it) is there a label for this! (Finds an anichent writing).... Found something, but it's in a bunch of gibbish crap!"
 * Sandbar: "It is likely in Squid People Languise."
 * Gallus: "So what, do we have to make glob and garble sounds?"
 * Sandbar: "More like a series of blurbs and blarbs, but close."
 * Yona: "Well we are getting a culture teacher soon, so maybe he/she might know something."
 * Gallus: "But in the mean time, I got Griffinstone's new treasure! And nothing could posabbily- (An eagle swooped in and took it from Gallus) DAHHH?! HEY YOU STUPID BIRD?! GIVE THAT BACK?! (Flies off after the Eagle)!"
 * Silverstream: "..... (Sighs), Gallus really need to not provoke karma like that."
 * Sandbar: "I know, right?"
 * Smolder: "Well, he's not gonna learn if we help him."
 * Gallus: (He beat away the eagle and took back the treasure) YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!! FLY AWAY LIKE A SCARED BIRD!!! YOU THINK THAT JUST BECAUSE MY NAME MEANS CHICKEN IT MEANS I'M A COWARD?! (Takes deep breaths)...... Anyway, got the treasure back.
 * Sandbar: "(Snickers), Gallus actselly means chicken?"
 * Gallus: "...... And now I regret saying that."
 * Smolder: "(Laughs) Hey chillax, it's all in good fun!"
 * Gallus: "Yeah yeah, yuck it up. Now let's get going before we're late for class."
 * ???: Well we can escort you. (The Lodgers appeared)
 * All Young Six: GUYS!!
 * Lord Shen: "You know, it was rather extreme of you three to go down that lake even with the presense of a preatory creature down there to collect.... That thing."
 * Gallus: "Relax, peacock. The Duo-Horn Bunyip was a no-show. We gotten the scepter thingie."
 * Gazelle: "But do you even know what it is?"
 * Gallus: "Sandbar said it belonged to anichent squid people."
 * Trixie: "Squid People? That silly old crackpot myth?"
 * Icky: "(Sarcasticly) Really? You consider squid people, a myth, in a world of mythical creatures!"
 * Sandbar: "Also, Shore said so herself and we did saw a Squid People temple, so, basicly we have something for the upcoming Culture Class."
 * Lord Shen: "And your sure that thing isn't cursed?"
 * Gallus: "We're alive, aren't we?"
 * Lord Shen: "..... I see your a rather brash young man."
 * Gallus: "Tch. You sound like my stuffy uncle. Can we get going back to school already?"
 * SpongeBob: Right. Come on you crazy kids. (They did so as the Two-Horned Bunyip went after them)
 * A sudden pause.
 * It was seen that the whole thing was being watched by Discord and Deadpool being more chummier then usual.
 * Deadpool: "Okay, so..... Am I to assume that the Squid People Scepter is gonna play a big role in this?"
 * Discord: "Well unless it wants to end up being a cherski's gun, then most likely. It could just about lead to anything."
 * Deadpool: "Your all knowing and stuff. What's gonna happen with the scepter?"
 * Discord: "Sorry, but even I'm against spoilers. Besides, wouldn't it be more fun to see it for yourself?"
 * Deadpool: "Well can we at least do some guess work here?"
 * Discord: "I'm not much for fan theories."
 * Deadpool: "Okay, then only one option left! We continue watching it!"
 * Discord: I'll get the popcorn.
 * Deadpool: I'll get the chimichangas.
 * The students lined up.
 * Twilight: "Students, I am more then happy to present, your new teachers."
 * Gallus: "Okay, quick question, why extra teachers? Aren't you guys good at what you do?"
 * Twilight: "Well, yes, but, there are times where simply knowing friendship isn't enough to certain problems. Some oppisition can't be easily won over by friendly gestures and offers of friendship."
 * Smolder: "DUH!"
 * Applejack: "That's why we went out of our way to ask some friends if they can offer their services or know someone who can. And your just gonna love what we have to show you."
 * The Bus arrived.
 * Pinkie: "They're here!"
 * It opened to show certain guests, Yakbrain, Count Abdomon, Mischief, Zecora, Sister Preyer, and Capper.
 * Capper: "(Whistles). Girls, ya'll did a good number on this place."
 * Yakbrain: "The Marvels of Pony ingenuity are indeed marvelious."
 * Count Abdomon: "And they didn't even have to use goop and rock too. I feel envious, really."
 * Mischief: "It could've used more randomness personally, but, other then that, I do see the appeal."
 * Sister Preyer: "A beautiful place indeed."
 * Zecora: "And that foolhardy Neighsay wanted to deny this shcool? Most indeed, he was quite a fool."
 * Gallus: "Are these guys the teachers?"
 * Yakbrain: "As invaluable my assets are, I have to correct you that I already have the obligation to teach yaks to be less fool hardy. Besides, what miss Sparkle has ask for, is a magic teacher."
 * Yakhalla appeared from the bus with a new purer staff.
 * Yona: "Yakhalla!"
 * Yakhalla: "I see you must be Yona. When I heard that Twilight Sparkle has opened up a school and wanted me to teach in magic, who was I to ignor an offer for redemption from my days as the Yakotaur. I owe you my due thanks for your contribution in having me freed. And my apologies for woeing you and your parents, and the entire yak race."
 * Yona: "It's okay, Yakhalla. As we yaks say, (Primitive Voice) Past is best in past!"
 * Yakbrain: "D'AH! Now see here Yona, you know I don't like it when you use the Primitive Yak voice!"
 * Yona: "I know, I know, but I was asked by the Hasbro people to use it."
 * Yakbrain: "Well for now on, your speaking properly off-canon show, young lady!"
 * Yona: "Yes uncle Yakbrain."
 * Gallus: "(Snickers), Yakbrain!"
 * Count Abdomon: "Yes yes, all fun and games, but it's time for me to introduse, your culture teacher. (Spiracle entered in). Say hello to Elder Spiracle. Once guardian of Seta's temple. But with the good Changeling King having returned, it was time for him to seek a new profession. So, why not be apart of your school?"
 * Spiracle: "Miss Sparkle, it is an honor to be selected as a teacher for your school. This old exoskeleton could use a change in scenary, and less diranas."
 * Count Abdomon: "I felt like he should be espeically impourent, because Equestria pocesses many complicated cultures."
 * Spiracle: "Oh you don't need to glorify me, Count Abdomon, I only wish to be a humble teacher."
 * Gallus: "(Snickers), Abdomon!"
 * Smolder: "He's name is basicly "Count Bug Butt", nice! (She and Gallus fist-pumped)."
 * Ocellus: "Guys, he's my uncle! Show respect!"
 * Gallus: "Oh, right, that whole changeling hive thing!"
 * Ocellus: ".... We seriously have alot to talk about Changeling bloodlines."
 * Gallus: "Relax, I'm just messing with you!"
 * Mischief: "(Taps a wine-glass to get attention) Attention folks! I like to present someone myself. I would like to present, your new Counter Magic/Anti Magic teacher: Entropy Whirlwind Macabe. (Entropy came in)."
 * Gallus: "Wait, weren't you that Haunted Castle guy?"
 * Entropy: "Well, I desided that the Haunted Castle should now be under the guise of the fictional character Lord Blood E. Murdershire, as I wanted a larger purpose then what Mischief can offer me after Wicked had struke and I am reminded of my mistake..... And when he said Miss Sparkle was offering a teacher's position, I accepted. There are alot of jinxes, charms and every form of malmituations that I think students can benefit learning how to counteract."
 * Zecora: "I would like to present someone as well. I had been asked to accure you a coach, and cowinsidently, I had an old friend from the Grasslands visiting me. (An Africanised Manitcore was tossed out of the bus, crashed down, was proven unconjustus, as an Antelope with quite a no-nonsense glare came up and stood on the defeated creature)..... I would like to introduse, Koningin. My dearest of childhood friends."
 * Koningin: "(Exsamines the entire student staff)...... (Snorts). I'm suppose to be the phsyical education coach, for them? A bunch of ponies, a changeling, a yak, and some misfited mythics?"
 * Ocellus: "(Quietly) Who do you think she's talking about?"
 * Smolder: "(Quietly) Who do you think, us!"
 * Koningin: "Ugh, they barely even look like they can even feed this weaken creature. Heck, I bet they can't even handle little Pukwudgies."
 * Sandbar: "We're getting better at it though."
 * Silence......
 * Koningin: "...... Zecora, old friend, you gave me MORE then I was prepared to work with."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well, I figured that Professor Spoonful would be the perfect history teacher."
 * Professor Spoonful and his assistent Pines came down.
 * Spoonful: "But alchourse. After all, history could hold many secrets about the problem at hand. For he or she that doesn't learn from history, are doomed to repeat it."
 * Capper: "I brought over someone too, but, he isn't on the bus..... He's, gonna give himself his on ride..... Speaking of which, we may all, wanna back away.... NOW! (The Group further away from the bus as a fast stream of black smoke was seen, as in the sky, a flimsly made rocket was seen flying, then it falls down like a disorianted missle and crashes through the bus and stops just about near the school. Everyone, after awhile, came to see it.)..... Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you, the one, the only, Professor Buzzord C. Rackpot. Kludgetown's "Inventer Extrodenary"..... Ya see, everyone back home was complicating on kicking him out, so, I saved them that trouble and brought him here. In their words, he's, kinda your headache now."
 * A hatch popped out from the top of the rocket and landed with a hard clang!
 * A Vulture, in simular build to Celaeno, but as a vulture, in a western noblemen garb with a metal looking tophat and wearing exsaminer googles as he coughed coming out, with a butler iguana and a handyman dressed turtle coming out as well.
 * Iguana: "PROFESSOR, WHY MUST YOU USE THIS FLIMSY ROCKET AND NOT SOMETHING MORE REASONABLE?!"
 * Turtle: "I don't know. I thought it went well in my opinion. We're alive, for starters."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh come now, Igmar, Kurtle is right. We're alive, aren't we? And the rocket didn't even explouded. Right Hatty?"
 * The metal tophat suddenly hovers up and does R2-D2 beeps.
 * Professor Buzzord: "See, Igmar? I knew exactly what I am do-"
 * Computer: "Fuel tank ruptured. Self-Destruct inimate in 10 T-minus seconds."
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... ABANDON ROCKET?!"
 * The trio screamed and got off as the school population and the guests took cover!
 * The rocket quickly explouded and was sent flying!
 * Professor Buzzord, Igmar the Iguana, and Kurtle the turtle were seen fine......
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... See, Igmar? We are fine!"
 * Kurtle: "..... Do you think the rocket won't end up hurting someone?"
 * Professor Buzzard: "Positive!"
 * A vast army of Storm Creatures were seen marching, lead by a Storm King-like Satyr.
 * Storm Clan Member: "..... Behold, I, Conqeust King, brother of Hurricane King, shall avenge my brother's son, Storm King, for his humiliating demise! I am the most unstoppable of the Storm Clan! And with my powers, I shall- (Gets crushed by the rocket)....."
 * Storm Creature 1: "..... Welp, Conquest King's dead. Let's go home everyone. (The Storm Creatures march away.)"
 * Professor Buzzord: "The odds of that rocket ending up crashing into anyone is a bazillion to one."
 * Gallus: "..... What kind of nutty professor crud is this?!"
 * Capper: "Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh, that's, kinda why everyone in Klugetown wanted him out. He's a well-meaning, well intentioned but very haphazordious inventor. Apart from his Aide-Hat Drone, his only two organic friends are litterally the butler and his assitent turtle."
 * Ocellus: "Ohhh, I feel sad for him."
 * Capper: "So, Twi, I know you were given a bad impression, but hear me out. He's kinda the only serious inventer in Kludgetown. He needs a chance to redeem his bad invention streak by giving him a chance to teach your students how to understand science. Trust me, underneath his accsident prone ways, the guy's a legit super-genius."
 * Twilight: "Well, if he has no where else to go, then, I guess we can give him a home around ponyville."
 * Capper: "Oh, no need. He litterally packed in his own house."
 * Twilight: "How did he do that?"
 * Capper: "Pan-dimentional suitcase."
 * Professor Buzzord was seen with this suitcase.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh, excuse me, yonder Princess of Kinship, where should I put my house?"
 * Gallus: "Pfft! There's no way his house is in there!"
 * Professor Buzzord: "AH-HA?! A NAYSAYER?! I SHALL PROVE YOU WRONG! (Faces the Oppisite direction, opens the suitcase and out came out an entire Kludgetownian house) EXCELLSIOR?! MY GENIUS, PROVEN?!"
 * Gallus, Crane, and Pinkie all dropped their jaws!
 * Rarity: "OH MY STARS, THAT THING IS SUCH AN EYESORE?! Uh, Professor, you don't mind if I do some redecorating, better yet, some VASTLY needed renovations?! No offence, but, Klugdetown's broken ways do NOT compliment ponyville's sytile!"
 * Professor Buzzord: "..... That's the first time someone wants to offer me help. All people usually do is just scream at my face and call me a menace! I mean, I absolutely don't get why!"
 * Rainbow Dash/Icky/Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yeah, it's a mystery."
 * Gallus:..... Weirdest, teachers, ever. You're sure these guys will offer any kind of education?
 * Capper: What, do you think we were planning to ditch these guys on you?
 * Gallus: It WAS a thought.
 * Mischief: Well no. They are at least good for something.
 * Gallus: Yeah, at LEAST!!
 * Silverstream: I like them.
 * Gallus: You like everything.
 * Silverstream: "That's only in my canon potrail, Gallus."
 * Yona: Yona think they're okay.
 * Yakbrain: "WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT-"
 * Yona: "Okay okay, sheesh! I'm just doing some yak etiquette."
 * Icky: Plus the fact that canon says-
 * Shenzi: (Smacks him on the head with a mallet) Don't bore the audience with Metanese, Ickhead!
 * Icky: Okay okay! Yeesh!
 * Professor Buzzord: "(Sees Princess Twilight) Ahhh, it is a pleasure to meet the esstemed princess Twilight Sparkle..... Though I kinda have to wonder why you're not sparkling in the sun as per your name?"
 * Twilight was about to speak.
 * Pinkie: "I can fix that! (Splashes Twilight wth Glitter) There! Now she sparkls in the sun."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Now, see, NOW she's more accreate to the name.... And you must be Pinkie Pie..... Well, the color's at least accreate, but I'm disappointed that your not a sentient pie."
 * Starlight: "..... (Deadpan) Are you taking our names litterally?"
 * Capper: "..... Did I, left out the fact that he's also..... Kinda weird?"
 * Starlight: Yes you did.
 * Twilight:..... Well, I suppose we should show you guys around.
 * Entropy: "That would be nice."
 * Twilight: You see, since beating Storm King, we learned that the map spread it's reach further. So this was my answer. A school to create more givers of friendship throughout the world. And for good measure, anycreature is welcome.
 * Koningin: Interesting. This is very well constructed.
 * Buzzord: Friendship? You spread friendship? What, do I have to be friends with you now?
 * Twilight: Oh, sweet Celestia, not this again. Friendship is more complex here. I don't know what bad influence the Storm King and his apparent evil family left on you, as of yet, but can you at least TRY to see the maturity in us?
 * Buzzord: Hard to do that when this place looks like it belongs in a little kids cartoon.
 * Capper: Hey, at least it has advantages. I saved them by tricking everyone into thinking their 'unnatural' coloration was a contagious disease. It sure as hell shooed them away.
 * Rarity: Crazy but effectively creative plan, really.
 * Zecora: I agree, a school like this will give life a little spice. I-
 * Yakhalla: Miss, before you say a sentence that ends with the predictable rhyme of 'nice', I just want to state for the record that a friendship school can be taken the wrong way. Any race can shrug you off by saying you're some 'little kids advocates' or something and call you lunatics.
 * Rainbow Dash: Geez, dude, that's a little harsh.
 * Yakhalla: I know, but it is accreate. If you're going to spread friendship, you need to do it in a way that doesn't make you sound like you're from Sesame Street. Races out there can be very judgmental. It's kinda why alien culture often calls your belief "The Friendship Religen" and why it's almost easy to right off the belief as, childish and weird.
 * Twilight:.... When you put it that way... I can see the fallacy.
 * Spoonful: Well I'm sure it's not something you can't handle.
 * Spiracle: And we'll do whatever we can to help.
 * Twilight: "Alchourse.... Yakhalla, since I'm the Headmistress of the School, you will cover magic class. You sessions start on every monday at 9:00 AM sharp, Spiracle's culture class starts at 10:00 after, Entropy's counter-magic class is at 11:00, then after lunch it's right to the gym were Koningin's incharged, so it's at 1:00, then Spoonful's history class starts at 2, and finally Buzzord's starts at 2:00. The following days your classes will be given different sheuduling to avoid monmotiny. If students struggle or act difficult, don't work against them or get harsh."
 * Koningin: "Then how are they to respect us if we can't give disapleane?"
 * Twilight: It's called assertiveness. Not too nice, not too mean. Just enough to show you mean business.
 * Spiracle: Fair point.
 * Koningin: ".... Fair enough."
 * Professor Buzzord: "Ah, question, uh, are there any prefered teaching methods in the school, or, is this an anything goes sort've establishment?"
 * Applejack: "Your pretty much allowed to do what you want as long as the students are happy and had fun."
 * Professor Buzzord: "No holds bars sort've place, eh? I could work with this."
 * Zecora: But you must ensure the students know each race's quirk. How do you know about how other races work?
 * Rainbow Dash: Well that's what we're trying to find out.
 * Spoonful: Well why don't you just get teachers for every race then? Or better yet, find an expert who traversed the world and knows it like the back of whatever qualifies as a hand?
 * Twilight: We were planning to do that once we got the interracial morale. We almost had it with the Convocation of Creatures, and then.... Well, we all know about the loan. Gallus came just to help fix that.
 * Yakhalla: And good on him for that.
 * Twilight: So, the representer thing is gonna be, quite a while coming.
 * Fluttershy: But it will help us be more prepared than ever in case there's another threat out there.
 * Capper: True that. The world outside Equestria is quite frankly a living hell.
 * Yakbrain: And let's just say it's not always going to be nice.
 * Professor Buzzord: "All this touring is making me famish. Hatty, find the teacher's lounge."
 * Hatty flew off to do that doing an obedient beep.
 * Lord Shen: "..... Professor, I'm curious, how did you succeed in creating something as advance at that? Espeically in Kludgetown, no less."
 * Professor Buzzord: "I, did some scavaging from time to time. Do you know aliens dump alot of junk in the Dry Bones Desert?"
 * Capper: It's Bone Dry Desert, and no. But I guess you would since you're, you know, a vulture.
 * Lord Shen: "Are you trying to imply that a certain part of Equestria has a litterbug problem?"
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh like you wouldn't believe! I made Hatty out of some spare parts and one of my older hates."
 * Trixie: "But then why isn't the desert dirty?"
 * Professor Buzzword: "Oh believe me, stuff like that never goes un-noticed to folks in Klugetown. They charge right on down and sell what they can't use for themselves as scrap metal. Klugetownies adapted to the life of scavagers. Ya may as well have to if your going to live on top of a flimsy rock in a dry as bone desert.... Oh, I just got that name now! "Dry Bones Desert', That makes much more sense now!"
 * Capper: BONE, DRY, DESERT! But yes, it is still a self-explanatory name. Then again, all deserts are that way.
 * Lord Shen: "(To Twilight) Mental note to ourselves, we need to get Celestia and the High Council to start enacting laws about throwing futuristic trash here."
 * Twilight: "(Nods in serious agreement)."
 * Professor Buzzword: "Anyway, I was inspired to be an inventor because of that such thing that has been going on for years now! I wanted to revitilised this tec to prover use. Granted, the road's been, rocky, but I think I now have at least two inventions worth talking about, Hatty, and my What-If Scenariotron."
 * Yakhalla: "A What-If Scenariotron?"
 * Professor Buzzord: "Basicly a little gizmo that allows you to view alternate scenarios and things that played differently."
 * Igmar: "Well, I'll give Buzzord this, the thing didn't explouded in our faces."
 * Kurtle: "Though, you might wanna be careful with what you asked for, ya may not always like what you see."
 * Rainbow Dash: Uh, and what would we need from a torture device like that? It's what created evil clones of us that we reformed and have as students here.
 * Sister Preyer/Capper/Spoonful: THAT'S WHAT WE'VE BEEN ASKING!!!
 * Twilight: Well when you think about it, it helps not just to corrupt, but cure and reform. It can eliminate mental spells, it can help students learn from mistakes, you name it.... Buuuuuut, it can also raise controversy just like other mental spells tend to get. I can see why he's not very appreciated.
 * Professor Buzzord: "Oh hum, and here I thought the Princess would appresiate my talents."
 * Twilight: What do you think friendship means? It means doing things that make friends and not destroy them. This What-If Scenariotron has the potential to destroy friendships more than make them.
 * Buzzord: Ugh, ethicists like you are why this world and land are a wreck. Progression means making sacrifices.
 * Fluttershy: That's what Well-To-Do said, AS HE WAS TEARING DOWN THE EVERFREE FOREST FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!!
 * Buzzord: That wasn't progress. THAT was greed. Progress is doing what's best for the greater good. Greed is just doing it for the reward and not for the greater good. I'm doing whatever grants TRUE progress.
 * Twilight: And I question what your own personal definition of progress is.
 * Buzzord: "(Scoffs), Well if your going to be like that, then you can forget about having me as a science teacher! Good day! (Tries to leave, but Twilight intersects)"
 * Twilight: "WAIT WAIT WAIT! We take it all back! Your device is a MARVELIOUS idea!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Well, that's more like. (Walks back into the group.)"
 * Capper: "(Quietly) Probuly should've also warned ya that-"
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) He's super-sensitive about his inventions? Yeah, I noticed!"
 * Fluttershy: (Quietly) Well for now on then, we're being as respectful to him as possable."
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Yeah, that's not going to be enough. If he thinks that you only said that to get him to stay, which seems likely, he won't be happy. The only way to get him to agree is to have him see it. Let's put him in the device and show it to him.
 * Twilight: (Quietly) That would mean bringing him against his will.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) What choice do you have? You wanna avoid this kind of argument and Buzzard-Boy accusing you of being selfish for your own school? Then you really have no other options.
 * Twilight: (Quietly) Forcing an issue is NEVER an option.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Okay, you're not the Princess of Morality. You don't get to decide what's best since what happened after Seaquestria-
 * Twilight: (Quietly with clenched teeth) DON'T, EVER, MENTION THAT TIME!! (Normally) You need to learn to be more considerate towards your friends' feelings, Rainbow, because it's that kind of behavior that got me desperate enough to steal that pearl, AND almost destroy our friendship over a bad case of mistrust because of trusting someone bad and not listening to their only logical friend about it, and because SOMEPONY F****D UP BY BLOWING OUR COVER WITH A SONIC RAINBOOM!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Quietly) Oh, can you PLEASE not bring that up?
 * Twilight: Well now we're even. We're not putting him through that device, and that's final.
 * Rainbow Dash:... (Quietly) Fine. But don't say I didn't warn you. (She left)
 * Capper:... Twi, we'll have to discuss this later. Right now, we've got work to do.
 * Twilight: I know what I'm doing, Capper. Being the Princess of Friendship means you have to do what's best for Equestria, others, and yourself. I wouldn't be a good princess if I didn't learn from my mistakes.
 * Yakhalla: So what else is there in this school?
 * Twilight: Well we have the former High Chancellor of the EEA as our superintendent. He'll be staying here until the EEA comes to an agreement about Equestria's future.
 * Spiracle: And what about Neighsay? What did you do with him?
 * Twilight: "(Gets nervious)..... Tecnecally nothing, but not by choice..... He escaped after the E.E.A. disbaned."
 * Yakbrain: "..... Well, at least he's no longer a LEGAL threat. But still, you might wanna consider capturing him, because as well all know with purity compromised ponies, they always come back to cause trouble later."
 * Twilight: "Oh don't worry, Neighsay is too by the book for anything like that."
 * Spoonful: "Do you really want to take that kind of risk, your highness?"
 * Twilight: Well, if he does, we'll be ready.
 * Capper: I doubt that. You may wanna see if you're right to not be concerned.
 * Zecora: I recommend discussing this with the one called, Shineflare, his friend. She could know the right message to send.
 * Sister Preyer: Uh, miss, do you only speak in rhyme?
 * Zecora: "Don't make mistakes, when I can, I do take breaks."
 * Sister Preyer: "Well maybe take one for now, because it's weird, and even for you it must be difficult to always keep a cosistent pattern."
 * Koningin: "Oh don't worry, you'll get used to it in time."
 * Twilight: Well if it'll be a helpful added measure, we'll talk to Shineflare. Just hope she's not too busy.
 * Pinkie: "I CAN CHECK! (Runs off super fast to everyone's bewilderment)"
 * Yakbrain: "..... I'll give Pinkie Pie this. She is an eager."
 * Mischief: "You sir have barely scratched the surface."

Chapter 2: Neighsay's Rough Life/Meeting Equestria's Latest Ancient Threat
Shineflare's House Flashback. Present Twilight's castle. Hollow Shades Badlands Neighsay's Hidden Cave
 * Shireflare: "(Sighs), Being Speaker of the Princess is nice and all, but it is nice to come back here and relax in luxery." (Sits in a hot tub sighing in relaxation)
 * Pinkie: (She popped out from the hot tub) HI!
 * Shineflare: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! (Leaps out comically)
 * Pinkie: AAAAHHH to you too.
 * Shineflare: BY CELESTIA'S MANE, DOES PRIVACY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU?!?
 * Pinkie: "Sorry, just thought I show up ahead of time to tell you that Twilight and the rest of my friends are coming over to ask you about Neighsay."
 * Shineflare: "Well you didn't had to-...... Wait...... Neigh-Neigh?"
 * Pinkie: NEIGH-NEI-... (She laughs hysterically and falls into the water gurgle-laughing with her bubbles going wild) (Gurgling) NEIGH-NEIGH, OH MY GOODNESS, THAT'S HILARIOUS!!! (Gurgle-laughs)
 * Shineflare: Oh, for Gods' sakes! It's not an affectionate name. We were best friends since I escaped my wretched slavery.
 * Pinkie: (Comes up gasping heavily)... (Laughs again and falls into the water again)
 * Shineflare: REALLY?!? Ugh, some break. (She pulls her out and drags her away as she continued laughing as she tossed her out) Just come back when you're ready. I just got started with my break, and I'll be damned if I let your pink flank ruin it-
 * Twilight: Shineflare? (The others arrived)
 * Shineflare:... Aooo, f*** me!
 * Pinkie: "Hey girls! I just learned Shineflare's nickname for Neighsay..... NEIGH-NEIGH?!"
 * Silence....
 * Shineflare: "Look, I know it's tempting to do so, but- (All of the Main 6 broke into laughing, Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy trying to hide it, but Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie broke into laughing fits! Spike was laughing while on his back and Starlight was snickering, resisting the urge to laugh uncontrollably)... ("I swear, they are 14 years old!")... OKAY I GET IT, IT'S A HILARIOUS NICKNAME!!"
 * Twilight: OH, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!! WERE YOU TWO LOVERS OR SOMETHING?! (Laughs)
 * Shineflare: NO! BUT HE DID TEACH ME THIS!! (She cast Neighsay's lockdown spell on them as they were comically restrained)... So, you want to know about Neighsay, or are you going to act and piss yourselves like children laughing?
 * Rarity: "(Dying down snicker), Our apologies, Miss Shineflare, perhaps the Lougers tendingcy to be easily amused by humorious names has started to rub off on us."
 * Shineflare: Makes you wonder if they're a good influence or not, doesn't it?
 * Twilight: Just let us go and take us inside!
 * Shineflare: "(Undoes the lock) Nothing personal about that, I was only trying to get your attention. (Walks in as the Main 6 follow)."
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Sees Golden Sword Clan memberilia)..... I see you kept the golden sword stuff."
 * Shineflare: "I may had refraigned from seeking out mythics, but these items are still apart of my family's legacy, no longer appresiated by Equestrian Socity aside. Now, why are you curious about Neighsayer?"
 * Pinkie: "I thought it was Neighsay."
 * Shineflare: "Neighsayer is his FULL name. He is also refered to as Naysay, but only by family. Now, again, why so curious about Neighsay? Was it about how he treated your friendship shcool? Wasn't it enough that he has been declaired an exile thanks to Celestia playing faverites again?"
 * Applejack: "Well, we, just wanna know his reasoning behind his behavior. We never seen a pony so mindlessly prejudiced and xenophobic since..... Well, Pred Judu Des. He's so nasty, he makes Svengallop look like Best Pony. We want to know, why is he so nasty about other races attending schools."
 * Shineflare: "Well, I want to make clear that I didn't enfluence that behavior. I only went as far to dispise mythics like Dragons and Griffins, but I was capable to acknowledge Good Changelings, Pure Hippogriffs I deemed a pardon, and I'm indifferent to Yaks. If I were to enfluence it, the brat griffin and the disrespectal flying reptile would've had his ire more then the others. If I was still headmistress, I would've only gave the school trouble because of those two alone. But with Neighsayer, well, he probuly would've been an even worse Enfluence on Pred then alot of you like to say I was. But, I promise you, he does have logic behind the seemingly rash behavior..... He is only the result of the E.E.A.'s own enturnalised mindset of caution from the Fear Wars and the organisation getting too much power over schools not even apart of Equestria, to the point that...... Well, you may've heard about the E.E.A. trying to shut down the Yakotaur's re-education center? Make no mistake, it wasn't for the Yaks sake, it was because the E.E.A. don't approve of Yaks having schools in general, reguardless of their own feelings about it."
 * Applejack: "Well, what confuses me is that, how did Celestia got away with Magic University if the E.E.A. are so against Mythics and/or other races being in the same school as ponies?"
 * Shineflare: "First off, Neighsay wasn't always encharged, though keep in mind that they still had the Fear Wars created caution to always be skeptical of inter-racial interactions. But most of all..... Celestia played a devious little trick on them, through the then leader of the E.E.A., and Neigh's own brother...."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Wait for it......"
 * Shineflare: ".... Yaysay."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Called it."
 * Shineflare: "I know, it was predictable to me too when he told me about him, just, roll with it. Anyway....."
 * (Shineflare): "Celestia and Yaysay worked on this secret."
 * Celestia and Yaysay, who looks like Neighsay but with a gentlemen's mustache instead of a goatee, were seen overlooking Magic University's defelupment.
 * Yaysay: "..... You know Celestia, it's fair to warn you that nothing stays secret forever. Eventually, Magic Universeity will be discovered."
 * Celestia: "(Sighs).... I know Yaysay, but, I need to do this. It doesn't sit with me that the E.E.A. is being engorged with years of too much power over the schools of Equestria and beyond while being stuck in an outdated mindset. I want Magic University to be a new chance for non-ponies to learn anything in the world."
 * Yaysay: "..... Well, be warned that the E.E.A. are not as easily lolled away like the public are. No school is ammuned to their politics. Espeically one as well intentioned as Magic University. That's why, I want to secretly give you, a speical form of E.E.A. approval. (Pulls out a very regal approval stamp) This, is the Pera-Stamp Seal of Untouchable Approval. Any school plans blessed with a stamp from it, will forever protect it from any change of leadership or oppisitining members of the E.E.A., from reverseal. The stamp is highly re-strictive and is meant to be reserved for Schools that are deemed too essental to forsake for any reason. (Pulls out the plans for Magic University) And I felt that this Universeity needs this stamp."
 * Celestia: "..... Yaysay, I, I don't know what to say.... But what about your job? You did say this might not be able to hide from them easily?"
 * Yaysay: "I know this is career sueiside, Princess. But the E.E.A. have forgotten friendship in submitting to the poor, no longer accreate exsamples of the fear wars. MU must be spared from any quick attempt to disban it, in order to have any effect on them. (Stamps onto the plans with the stamp as the stamp shined with magic) Besides, if all goes well, Magic University will be the first to defy the E.E.A.'s will, and through one of their most impourent objects to protect it. I do this to wake-up the High Chancellor himself. He grows too content with what is wrong."
 * Celestia: "..... You do realise that there will be little I can do for you since the E.E.A. had the Unicorn Councils of old grant them rules that protect from royal intervention against them. You will seriously lose your job."
 * Yaysay: "(Sighs), I made peace with this. The E.E.A. was no longer what the High Chancellors of old had made. It needs to be humbled for it's own good."
 * (Twilight): "Wait a minute, but, I thought Magic University has always been around."
 * (Shineflare): "Oh, don't get me wrong, the name itself has, but, the one you went to was the first and so far only recent one in a long time. There was once Magic Universities that were everywhere. But, as you know, the E.E.A. has been shutting them down like with schools that solely belong to other nations. Cause of it, they kinda contributed to Griffinstone's already deteriating state, because they closed down their Generosity Schools that were meant to keep their greed in check, hence why they saw a resurgence of that rediculious pay for aide tradition. Point is, apart from that Unity, those Magic Universitys were how the nations were unifived...... But the E.E.A. unwittingly severed that connection with the MU shut downs, along side Pred's eventuall destruction of the Unity. The University you went to, Sparkle, was Celestia's hope to rebuild that connection..... And I think you can already guess how the E.E.A. found out...."
 * (Twilight): "...... Eagle-Beak....."
 * (Shineflare): Indeed. Pretty much during the events of his little revolt. And alcourse, unsurprisingly, Yaysay lost his position to Neigh, and Celestia was lucky her other more officitaled Gifted Unicorns shcool didn't suffer from this."
 * (Rainbow Dash): So... If you two have different levels of racism... How were you best friends?
 * (Shineflare): He was actually my first friend. And we actually had equal levels of, mistrust to forgein existence, baring certain individualised opinions. His is just more on independence and segregation, while mine was more focused on-
 * (Applejack): Genocide and violence?
 * (Shinerflare): I, had prefered to view it more like, cleansing the world of mythic existence. In fact, he called my acts overkill, and stopped aiding me for it. As bad as he was, he hardly spilled blood. But yes, Magic University wasn't the success it was supposed to be due to the chaos that Eagle-Beak caused. Garnered massive mistrust.
 * Shineflare: Now, as much as the race reprsentives didn't exactly handled his bluntless with grace, I didn't exactly like Neighsay for his verbal abuse nearly risking a new war. I believe that's what he did concerning your school.
 * Rainbow Dash: F*** YEAH!!! He drove away our interracial students by using harsh racist rants. Then he used that as an excuse to shut down the school. That ass got what he deserved. He was a bad influence to our race.
 * Shineflare: I wouldn't call his mess THE worse, but I can agree it is amongst the worse hiccups on the part of Ponies. It was the worst international crisis since the hippogriffs and the griffin loan incident with Goldstone. These incidents were why I had a harsh outlook on other lands. They're often only concerned about themselves or greedy jerks. That being said, I do not condone Neighsay for his behavior. His words could've caused a civil war. That was what I wanted to avoid. Say what you want about me, but at least the prospect of having to contend with Pred kept Mythics from just automaticly declaring war for anything I had did to them! Neigh, had no such consiquence if anyone were to declare war on us. I renounced our friendship because he was a spark of war waiting to happen.
 * Applejack: "But aren't you afraid that's only gonna make him more sore about his troubles?"
 * Shineflare: "Well, that much can't be help. I already have my own infernal controversies, I won't risk an additional stack because of him! I had to prove that I just as much denounced him as all others did."
 * Fluttershy: "Did he took it hard?"
 * Shineflare sighed sadly.
 * Shineflare: "Yes...... It broke me to see him with a look of sadness and betrayal. It probuly wasn't bad enough that the Princess of Friendship went rogue in his eyes, but now an unaccredited school stayed opened, he lost his position, and.... His only friend turned on him. Now I can only guess what he ran off to."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ehh, he was a canterlotian unicorn, he probuly has a mansion in the woods or a place for a private study or something."
 * Shineflare: "Well true, but won't Celestia think he would go there and have guards seek them out, leading him to teleport them somewhere too dangerious to persue, persay, the badlands?"
 * Twilight: "Then the best we can do is hope he takes this time to think about what he's done. He'll just need to think about it, then he'll change for the better."
 * Shineflare: I doubt it. I knew him well enough that he sticks to his guns too firmly. Mark my words for once since my impeachment as a councilpony, Twilight, he's GOING to do worse. He's a serious grudge holder. He'll go as far as start a civil war to prove his point that your school is dangerous. You think causing bad relations against races is bad? Wait until you see how he proves how 'right' he is. Don't make my mistake. Don't underestimate his self-righteousness and aim for possible revenge. You pretty much costed him his job and more or less lead to the E.E.A.'s disbansion. He won't take kindly to you for that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Civil war? Are you sure you're not overreacting?
 * Shineflare: "Well let's recall how at least FOUR of the representives were quick to be at eachother's throats when the students went missing! You may have had them to befriend ponies, but how they interact with EACHOTHER leaves alot to be desired?!"
 * Applejack: ".... That DOES sound like a good point, Twi. Ember, Rutherford, Seaspray and Gruff were very quick to go at eachother like hornets to the one flower left during a drought."
 * Twilight: "At least Thorax tried not to get into it."
 * Rarity: "But the poor thing WAS getting dragged into it. And even then, he can say he doesn't want it all he wants, but Pharnyx has proven to be a more willing fighter! He would make Thorax do it to protect the changelings."
 * Fluttershy: "And Seaspray had said Novo would hear of what Neighsay said! That could've scared the Hippogriffs back into hiding, or worse case scenario, Novo uses the pearl against us!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well Gilda told me that Gruff has it good with Cedric. Had that civil war happened, all of Griffinmainia would get involved!"
 * Pinkie: "And Rutherford does have his smart brother Yakbrain, and he has PROVEN how much fighting a war with him would be hard!"
 * Applejack: "And Ember has the willing co-operation of all dragons, espeically with her father Torch! Dragons ain't pushovers when it comes to fightin'."
 * Spike: "And that's not including the fact that Changelings and Dragons going back to hate us would make it easier for Garble and Chrysalis to come back to keep it that way, and how that would benifit Team Nefarious and the Villain Leage!"
 * Twilight: "I am only saying that I believe there is good in him!"
 * Shineflare: "Oh don't get us wrong, with pony purity, that always rings true, the problem is.... Neighsay might not be so easily reachable in that much, espeically since you're why the E.E.A. is basicly disbanned."
 * Twilight: "Well I beleive Neighsay is only acting like this because he was afraid of when he thought the shcool was being "Attacked". He could purely be acting out of fear."
 * Shineflare: "And not to say it's not a good throey, but do remember that he ALWAYS had such a negitive position with the races before the mishap. All that screw-up did was aggrovate him. Had things gone according to plan, he still would've left your school unaccredited because of seeing a griffin, a changeling, a hippogriff, a yak and a dragon sharing classes with ponies. He wouldn't've accepted the Friendship School eitherway."
 * Twilight: ".... You all are making him sound like a lost cause with that attatude. It was possable for even somepony like you who hated Mythics because of Pony Slavery to change her ways."
 * Shineflare: "Well, yes, but, Neighsay's reasons was because he was indoctrenated into the E.E.A.'s mindset, and the closest he has to a personal gripe is that Yaysay bent the rules. I wouldn't call his rashness being with symathic reasoning."
 * Twilight: "But-"
 * Shineflare: "Miss Sparkle..... There are some ponies that DON'T want to be fixed. Sometimes, their purity would be so comprised, that they would rather watch the world burn then to admit being wrong."
 * Twilight: ".... I once thought the same with Tempest, and look how she turned out. (Leaves bitterly)...."
 * Starlight: "Twilight, wait! (Twilight leaves)...... She, she seriously belives that Neighsay isn't as bad as you say?"
 * Shineflare: "I don't blame her. She's grown very used to redeeming troubled ponies, even some of the worse, that the idea of one that doesn't want to be fixed is, a ludicrist concept to her. I'm afraid she'll have to learn the hard way should Neighsay ever deside to darken our doors once more."
 * Starlight: Well I won't have it. She's been through enough.
 * Shineflare: ".... I'd comment on that, but that would risk the one job I was able to have in years being a speaker for Miss Sparkle, so, I'll go mind my own business. (Walks up stairs)."
 * Starlight: ".... At least she's learning to not push things."
 * Twilight speed-read in depression.
 * Spike: (He arrived)... Twilight? Are you okay?
 * Twilight: "(Monotone) I'm reading in depression, Spike. Please leave me be."
 * Spike: (Gasps) YOU DON'T READ AS OFTEN AS YOU USED TO, YOU READ EVERY BOOK IN EQUESTRIA.
 * Owlowiscious: Hoo?
 * Spike: No, it's not hyperbole. She literally did. All known ones anyway. She only reads when she's bored or upset.
 * Twilight: I do NOT!
 * Spike: Twilight, what's the problem? You just came back in a huff.
 * Starlight: She's worried about Neighsay turning evil and is in denial of accepting that you can't always reform people in the end.
 * Twilight: BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE. NEIGHSAY HAS TO HAVE A GOOD SIDE TO HIM. HE'S A PONY. EVERYPONY HAS A SOFT SIDE. IF NOT, YOU'RE NOT A PONY. MAYBE WE CAN MAKE SOME SORT OF COMPROMISE?
 * Starlight: Twilight, he's not going to listen to you. You got him in deep trouble and he's not going to let that go unpunished. He might know you'll try to change his mind and that's not Equestria. We have to accept others for who they are or we won't be a good race in the eyes of others.
 * Twilight: Well it's not Equestria to just let a bastard like him go around and repeat history by orchestrating a war. I have to appeal to his conscious.
 * Starlight: TWILIGHT, WAKE UP!! THERE IS NO CONSCIENCE FOR HIM!! You heard Shineflare, he's-
 * Twilight: SHINEFLARE IS JUST A PESSIMIST BECAUSE WE GOT HER FIRED AND IS BLAMING US FOR THE STORM KING'S ARRIVAL FOR DOING IT AND IS TRYING TO GET US TO BLAME OURSELVES!! She's only worth information about Neighsay.
 * Spike: But what if she's right, Twilight?
 * Twilight: SHE'S NOT RIGHT!!
 * Spike: Well what if it's true?
 * Twilight: Does that make it right?
 * Spike: Does that make it NOT right?
 * Twilight: Not right?
 * Spike: Right!
 * Twilight: Right?
 * Spike: Right!
 * Twilight: Right!...... What the heck did we just agree on?!
 * Starlight: Twilight, you're clearly stressed and scared that this will result in the same Storm King crisis where your friendship and life will be in jeopardy. How's about, we forget about all this for now and focus on the school?
 * Twilight: "..... (Sighs)..... Yes, I would like that very much."
 * Starlight: That's the spirit. Trust me, everything will end out fine.
 * Fem Fatal and the Enforcers arrived to the place.
 * McFlamus: "Remind me again why we came down here?"
 * Dogzbull Shark: "I have to agree with the idiot rodent. This place is dreary."
 * Hellcat: "Even the darkest jungles of Ham-Dam Island's deadlier parts are cheerior then this."
 * Fem Fatal: "AHEM! Try to behavie, gentlemen."
 * Ploting Twister: "We can't help it, we don't get why we're even here!"
 * Blastformus: "Indeed. I too would like the point of being in here."
 * Steel Wind: "I have to echo everyone else here. Why are we here?"
 * Fem Fatal: "Well, if you fools must know, the boss wants to free a particular anichent evil back into the world of Equestria."
 * Enforcers: "Which evil exactly?"
 * Fem Fatal: "You'll see. (She looks at a certain direction and saw what she was looking for as an empty building was seen with the door holding the mark of a skull of red glory eyes)....... There you are, darling....." (She started to sing her song as the house began to crumble as the Enforcers cower like cowerds at the presence of a darker force.)
 * The large figure was seen freed from it's imprisonment as two red eyes appeared.
 * ??? 1: "Who has managed to free us from our imprisonment?"
 * ??? 2: "(Speaking in anichent dialect)."
 * The Enforcers were shaking fearfully.
 * Fem Fatal: "..... That would be me, darling. I came to offer a proposition to you. Your freedom, paid in advanced as you know, in return to reduce Equestria to choas."
 * ??? 1: "(Laughs)..... Cowinidently, that's exaclty what I want to do the minute I was freed. Consider it done. But don't expect us to be your servent. I-"
 * Fem Fatal: "You don't need to worry about that, darling. When I resheached you in prior days, you were obviously an independent sort. You obviously wish to be your own master after how your previous one you had deemed to slow you down. However.... May I recommend you to the perfect fall guy so the Equestrians won't auotmaticly just go after you again?"
 * ??? 1: "....... Amuse us, siren."
 * A poorly constructed bar was seen, as a cloaked pony-shaped figure arrived to it.
 * The Figure opened the door and saw the display of the badland exiles causing a ruckus as rock music played.
 * An Orc Boss was seen surrounding himself with slutty harpies and gorgons.
 * An Ogre was seen drunked off his ass outcold.
 * Two Goblins were arm wresling!
 * A Minotaur was using his axe as a toothpick after finishing a good meal.
 * A Panaian Satyr was seen shooting arrows at a bullseye, while a traditional Satyr was keeping score!
 * Some Trolls were seen playing pool.
 * The Cloaked Figure walked across the bar, but ran into a slutty griffin waitress.
 * Griffin Waitress: "Like what you see, baby?"
 * The Cloak Figure groaned and walked on, the Griffin Waitress looking disappointed.
 * Griffin Waitress: "..... Prune."
 * A goblin was seen with a legion of pet plauge rats.
 * A Dragon was seen sharpening his horns!
 * A Punker Lizardman was seen chilling out with a biker-looking birdman and a piercing covered Cyclops.
 * The Cloaked Figure arrived at the center of the bar.....
 * Cloacked Figure: "...... (Familier voice) I demand the attention of every patron of this wrecthed bar! (The music stopped as everyone looked at the figure and all proceeded to surrounded him, preparing for a possable fight)..... I have come to ask for a favor in aquiring aide to reign a disobedient princess."
 * Orc Boss: "....... Yeah? And who are you?"
 * Cloaked Figure: "A very, (Magicly summons a large bag of gold), Very, rich employer that wants to put a princess in her place."
 * The Thugs were intrigued by that.
 * Orc Boss: "Hold it?!..... Who exactly are you, stranger? Because you could be the richest guy of the entire world, we won't comply until you say who ya are!?"
 * Cloaked Figure: "..... I was once a chancellor where I was from. But then, that disobedient princess of friendship dared betrayed the scantity of Equestria's well being, and built a school of friendship where-"
 * Orc Boss: "Back up, buddy! Friendship? What kind of Sesame Street bulls*** are you trying to-...... Wait a minute...... (Yanks the robe to reveal Neighsay under it as the crowd exclaim in surprise)...... Well, well, well...... I never thought we'd see the day, that a pony would be exiled with the likes of us. (The Exiles laughed)."
 * Neighsay: "..... Not entirely intentionally, you boarish cretins. I escaped here when the EEA was disbanded thanks to incompidence and an unaccredited school staying open. Now, I am not required to like you, nor you to me, but I require your full co-operation to get some revenge against Twilight Sparkle, for she is endangering Equestria by letting non-ponies attend the same school AS ponies!"
 * The Exiles grumbled offended at this.
 * Orc Boss: "..... Oh I know exactly who you are, buddy..... You're that Neighsayer guy, right? The same guy who makes THE Pred Judu Des and Shineflare look like Shining Armor and Princess Candence! Anyone who makes even Pred and Shiney Hiney look good, AIN'T WELCOME IN MY FREAKING BAR!! (The Exiles Cheered in support) And it ain't helping that your a dang girly pony, buddy! That ain't also welcome in my bar!"
 * Neighsay: "As I said, I don't require your admiration, nor I need to do the same for you! For ANY of you! All I require is your co-operation against Twilight Sparkle, and I will award your aide with wealth!"
 * Orc Boss: "Ya know, nothing good happens with messing with that Alicorn! A lot of exiles are lost trying to go after her! The first time, we lost even the great Grim-Nor, may he rest in peace, the second time-ish when alien tec got involved, we lost Toron! And that's not even referencing the bodycount of what happened inbetween the downfalls, NOR do I wanna get started on what became of the motherf*****g Storm King!! So you're s*** out of luck if you think we're gonna risk our necks against Sparkle a 3rd time!"
 * Neighsay: "So is that it!? You're letting the failure of past threats to Equestria scare you away from oppertunity and wealth? I came in here expecting merciless monsters, not a bunch of scared children! (The Exiles Moaned offended)"
 * Orc Boss: "..... So, having a sense of surviveal..... IS COWERDLY TO YOU?!"
 * Neighsay: "If the horseshoe fits, dum-dum, wear it!"
 * The Exiles started to complain!
 * Orc Boss: "...... Looks like SOMEBODY came here with a DEATH WISH!! (The exiles all readied their weapons)!"
 * Neighsay: "Ughhhhhh?! WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS GOING TO WORK?! (He grabs his wealth and escapes to his portal before the exiles can react)"
 * Orc Boss: "...... Yeah you better run, asshole....."
 * The Exiles proceeded to start minding their own business again as two lesser exiles, a Donkey and a Bull, were seen.
 * Donkey: "..... (Pinky voice yet Spanish-Italian accent) You-a thinkin'a what'a I'm'a thinkin'a, Bullshiton?"
 * Bullshiton the Bull: "You're thinking of stinky cheese too, El Jackasso?"
 * El Jackasso: "NO'A, You'a stupid'a hornhead! We have oppertunity!"
 * Bullshiton: "Oh boy, we do!..... We do?"
 * El Jackasso: "..... Just'a follow'a me, stupid'a!"
 * Neighsay: (He portals in) "Ughhh..... That, was humiliating. But what did I expect being blunt with them like that? A fine how-do-you-do and singing Kumbiyah the rest of the night?.... (Sighs) What I wouldn't give for some henchmen..... Nothing is EVER the matter with me! I don't have a problem, THEY are the ones with the problem?!" (Neighsay began singing this song as local cave lizards joined in thanks to his magic)
 * Neighsay heard some hoof steps and saw that El Jackasso and Bullshiton were entering the cave.
 * Neighsay: "(Horn flares) WHO ARE YOU?! WERE YOU SENT BY THAT BOARHEADED ORC TO KILL ME?!"
 * El Jackasso: "Hey no'a worry bro. We are mercenaries for hire."
 * Neighsay: "....... What's a donkey and a bull doing here?"
 * El Jackasso: "We were too badass'a for Equestria to tolerate!"
 * Bullshiton: "I always hear the ocean when I sleep....."
 * Neighsay: "...... More like too canceriously stupid for Equestria to cope with."
 * El Jackasso: Well you'ra lucky. Lucky to have'a met us. Seriously, you revealed you'a self and identity with non-pony thugs'a by being'a racist? What did you'a expect would happen? A fine'a how-do-you-do and singing Kumbiyah the rest of the night'a?
 * Bullshiton: Why'd my parents name me with a bad word in my name?
 * Neighsay:... What does that have to do with this conversation?
 * Bullshiton: What conversation?
 * El Jackasso: Don'ta mind him, he's an idiota.
 * Neighsay:... So... If you're not with the orc guy, why are you here?
 * El Jackasso: Oh, that's just Bad'a ol' Snoutface. He's as laughably ridiculous as his'a name. Sinuses are'a ballso. But that's not why we'rea here.... For the most part. We'rea here because we have unfinished business with them'a ponies. Those tecnocolors didn't appresiate our mercenary'a work!
 * Neighsay: "(Sighs)...... Well, given that better opitions rejected me because of my opintions and/or because they are too afraid of Princess Sparkle to fight for a good cause, I suppose you two would have to do. Now, I am going to teleport you two right into Equestria near Sparkle's friendship School..... But due to the nature of just you two being avaluable, this is going have to be a stealth mission. I want you two to see if you can be able to capture some non-pony children."
 * El Jackasso: "Okay, but we cross the line'a at pedo stuff."
 * Neighsay: "No, you dolt! I want those children captured so that the representives will lose their facade with their previous ilk gone?! I desire to cause a civil war in Equestria! So that they HAVE to understand my point of view! Do it well, and you will rewarded beyond the money."
 * Bullshiton: "Like what?"
 * Neighsay: "Like not being exiled here, for starters."
 * El Jackasso: "Ho-ho-ho, like'a it wasn't'a already nice enough'a!"
 * Neighsay: "Good. (Gives the two contact gems) If you require my attention for any reason, use these to call me. Now, (Opens up a portal behind the two) Make haste! (Force push the duo right through)!....... Ugh..... Desperate times call for desperate measures."
 * ??? 1: "Look at you, forcing yourself to rely on idiots."
 * Neighsay paniced and activated his magic flare again!
 * Neighsay: "Who's there?! Show yourself?!"
 * ??? 1: "But then again, since those other fools couldn't co-operate with you, I suppose there better then nothing."
 * ??? 2: "(Speaks in anichent dialect)."
 * ??? 1: "Yes. Useful idiots indeed."
 * Neighsay: "Who, who are you?!"
 * ??? 1: "Let's just say, I too want to help cause a civil war within Equestria boarders to help prove your point about how each each is better off to their own devices!"
 * Neighsay: "...... Are you another one of those exiles?"
 * ??? 1: "(Mocking laughter).... Underlings like them soil themselves at the mere sight of even my tempered power form. My netourious name makes even Tirek hang his head in shame. But ultamately, I am someone who can benefit from a civil war in Equestria."
 * Neighsay: "....... Explain yourself."
 * ??? 1: Let's just say I am from a time long feared. The time where what you feared first came to be. I am prejudice itself incarnate. I could really be useful.
 * Neighsay: And what would you have to offer?
 * ??? 1: Not being as potentially incompetent as those two for starters. I'd dare even say, you're sounding almost like a hypocrite by hiring non-ponies to do your job for you.
 * Neighsay: In my defence, if I'd just go it alone, I would've been stopped stupidly quick. And besides, they're mercenaries, they are obviously only helping me because I am paying them to. Our paths would seperate afterwords. And even then, the entire point of this is to show the dangers of what those fools are doing. And if the fact that I am trying to cause an inter-racial war wasn't indication enough, I am not shy to direct some non-ponies to go out and prove my point.
 * ??? 1: True, but what if they figure that out? They'll think you were using them and bail.
 * Neighsay: "They're mercenaries, they probuly had worse hirers."
 * ??? 1: Good point. However, even THEY have to have limits on how much they would like to be toyed.... But there's something better to do that job... Me.
 * Neighsay: "But that's the thing, if your as bad as they say, Equestria would go into a panic. With those two, well, at least they'll be strugged off as two random guys causing trouble, and that only Sparkle and her compodrades would worry about them."
 * ??? 1: "Fair point, fair point. I respect someone going for subtilty here. Perhaps I'm more helpful in another way..... Should those idiots turn out to be good investments, I can use my powers to.... Intensify any likey anger to rose from losing those brats. For you see, I am a byproduct of a time where all nations feared and hated eachother...."
 * Neighsay started to become more worrisome.
 * Neighsay: "...... Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-you wouldn't happen to know about the fear wars, would you?"
 * ??? 1: Born at least a year before the Fear Wars ro be perchise. But when it occured, I was..... Reborned in it. I used to be a centaur slaver who had the exact same mindset as you. But when said war had occured.... Let's just say, it is no longer accreate to consider me a centaur anymore. With the fear wars in mind, it shouldn't be a streach on who I was involved with.
 * Neighsay:... The Boogeyman?
 * ??? 1: (His silhouetted figure was seen as it frightened Neighsay) You got it. He may be too scary to be brought up, but he knows how to prove a point for people like us the best way he knows how. And given the smell of fear coming off of you, I rest my case.
 * ??? 2: (Speaks ancient dialect as Neighsay shivered)
 * Neighsay:... Point taken. But, it feels wrong to align with a creature born from he-who-must-not-be-named.
 * ??? 1: I had the same doubts. But if you want the best method to inspire your point... Then is there any other way? Look me up when you want that war to be more effective beyond causing a few children to vanish. (Cackles ominously and vanished)....
 * Neighsay: "...... What in Equestria did I just gotten myself into?"

Chapter 3: New Classes in Session/Equestria's Racial Crisis
School of Friendship Entrance Yakhalla's Class Spiracle's Class Cutaway. Back to the class. Entropy's Class Lunchroom Koningin's Gym Spoonful's Class Buzzord's Class Equestrian Badlands Hunter Camp Flashback, pre-finale of The REAL Best Night Ever. Present Meanwhile... Neighsay's Cave School of Friendship The Young Six's location.
 * The representives plus some additionals are seen coming.
 * Barry: "Gees, Ems, of all of the elite, why'd you pick me?"
 * Ember: "Cause I did, Spud. Besides, out of the elite, you're the least imtimidating."
 * Barry: "What?! Me? The least imtimidating?!"
 * Ember: "..... You're a dragon who obcesses over pillows..... Tell me, what's so scary about that?"
 * Barry: "......."
 * Ember: "(Smug grin) I thought so."
 * Rutherford: "Brother Yakbrain, Yakbrain sure Yakhalla up to be teacher?"
 * Yakbrain: "I ensure you, Rutherford, I wouldn't've picked him, nor would Princess Sparkle and company, if he wasn't adiquite for the position."
 * Rutherford: "Rutherford trust Yakhalla's magic. Rutherford just worried Yakhalla out of practice."
 * Yakbrain: "Well good thing he's in school, isn't he? (Laughs hoitly)"
 * Rutherford: "...... Rutherford no get joke."
 * Pharynx: "Thorax, why did ya dragged me all the way out here?"
 * Thorax: "Well, I wanna show you how well Ocellus is doing."
 * Pharynx: "Who?"
 * Thorax: ".... You reckindised her as new drone #10?"
 * Pharynx: "Oh yeaaaaaah. The little squirt that's assentually the second coming of you, but appearently a girl.... Seriously, she can SO easily pass as a dude with that name!"
 * Thorax: "We were all surprised, Pharynx. Now, I need to ask you to behaive yourself, we mustn't end up embarrising Ocellus in front of her new friends."
 * Pharynx: "Oh, you're one to talk, Mr. "I take an obvious asshole too seriously"."
 * Thorax: "Would you handle, him, any better?"
 * Pharynx: "..... Touché, bro. Tou, ché."
 * Novo: "Seaspray, are you sure this school is up to stuff?"
 * Seasptay: "Your majusty, you have my word that this shcool is the pinnacle of safe. Silverstream is fine."
 * Novo: "Well I hope so, because that mess on family and friends day still left a sour taste in my mouth."
 * Skystar: It does in all of us, Mom. But let's be optimistic. I always loved my cousin for being quite the go-getter.
 * Novo: Eh, you would.
 * Grandpa Gruff was seen nervious.
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Ya know, Ambassitor Gennu, your nephew Gallus has actselly came to like this school.... Dispite it's dull appearence."
 * Ambassitor Gennu: (Appears like Gallus, but was bluer) "Don't bore me with small talk, Gruff. I came here to see if Gallus really has improved from that rebelious disrespectful attatude and his mindless sense of boldness. I hope this school would quell these problems."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... Sir, I already explained that it's a "Friendship" School, not a millatery schoo-"
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "Spare me the details, Gruff! He has no respect for his griffin lineage because of that ONE measly insodent in the gathering, and I hope this school would finally get him to have pride with his culture! I want to shape him to become ambassitor one day. I mean, I'm glad he cares about our international image, but he shouldn't let one miserable idiot make him feel shame to be a griffin! I hope this facility would see to fixing that."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Of course, of course! This school is great! (Quietly) Greatly obnoxious, that is."
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "What was that?"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Duh eh duh uh, don't mind that, I just sneezed! AH-NOXIOUS-CHOO?!"
 * Ambassitor Gennu: "..... You Griffinstone colonists really need to clean up your acts. (Leaves with a sofisicated huff)....."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Quietly) Please don't be an embarrisment, please don't be an embarrisment."
 * Novo:... Where are the seapony representatives? I asked them to drop by for Shore Joy.
 * ???: We're here. (Bubbles appeared in the lake as out came two seaponies waddling like seals)...
 * Older Seapony: Greetings, your highness. I am Ambassador Maritime Atoll, and this is my sister, Bikini.
 * Younger Seapony: HIIIIIIIIII!!!
 * Queen Novo:... So you hail from the Maricolous Ocean?
 * Maritime: Indeed. We have long heard about... Your actions, and so has Abysswish's family. (Novo was nervous). One of which include her sister Wavedancer. (Novo started to sweat madly). I have to say she's not happy of you tarnishing her name by not holding a code of protection, loyalty, or good PR. (Novo had ended up creating a large puddle of sweat!).
 * Pharynx: "...... Gross."
 * Skystar: (Sighs) Not you guys too!
 * Maritime: "Not us guys too" what?
 * Skystar: She's a little sensitive since the hippogriff summit got her extreme hatred. Silverstream didn't exactly like mom since then.
 * Maritime: Well good to know her kin have their own independent thoughts, then. Wavedancer, as the leader of all seapony kind, has asked us to do more than check on seapony relations here. She asked us to check up on you since she's too busy as it is. Bikini here may be a little... Rambunctious... But she's a good watcher.
 * Bikini: Teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!!
 * Maritime:..... Provided she pays attention...... So for the entirety of this stay, we are also upholding our duty of seeing that you learned to respect others for what they did and do, especially the Princess. In fact, it starts with rekindling your bad relations with the Princess for doing what was your fault. You will not do anymore bad decisions, or Bikini will know. She ALWAYS knows.
 * Bikini: (Grabs Novo) I'M KEEPING MY EYES ON YOU, YOUR HIGHNESS!!! I SEE EEEEEVERRYYYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- (Takes deep breath) -IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!
 * Novo fainted in a panic.
 * Bikini: "...... Yay, sleepy time! (Spontaniously falls asleep!)"
 * Maritime: "...... I think I see why she never got along with Corono."
 * Skystar: "Can we please not bring that here?!"
 * Maritime: Right. (Dumps cold water that snaps both Novo and Bikini out of it) Point is. She will blow the warning shell-conch-horn if and when she spots you acting up. If that happens, Wavedancer has ordered us to have you dethroned and replaced with a more qualified seapony leader.
 * Novo: (Gulps as this was seen by El Jackasso with Bullshiton hiding in the bushes) I won't let you down, Ambassador.
 * Maritime: You better not, for Abysswish's sake.
 * Bikini: Ohhh, this'll be funny-fun-fun!
 * The representives enter.
 * El Jackasso: "Okay Bullshiton, here's'a the plan! We monitor the brats for the while to see what we're'a up against, just to play it's safe! This is'a a school belonging'a to Sparkle'a after-all!"
 * Bullshiton: "Oh kay!"
 * The duo snuck around the building as the Duo-Horn was seen lurking in the waters.
 * The inter-racial six and other students were seen attending Yakhalla's class as he arrived.
 * Yakhalla: "Welcome class, and I'll be your magic teacher. I am Yakhalla, son of the would've been congurerors of the world and once Yakotaur of Legend. For our first lesson, I figured we try something simple. (Conjures up some potted plants)...... A simple case of using magic to revitalize plants."
 * Gallus: "...... Some of us don't have a means to do magic."
 * Yakhalla: "Ha, yes, I have noticed that I have none-magic students. Luckily, (conjures up some unicorn horn helmits) I thought ahead of this. I desided to enable you to use magic with these unicorn helmits of my own design. They would come in handy should you be without unicorn or other magical aide."
 * Gallus: "(Gets outfited with the helmit)..... Griffins typically don't do magic."
 * Yakhalla: "Well since you said "Typically don't", surely that means there's rare exceptions. That alone proves that griffins have mana within them, they just need to be given the right impliments to do so. Now, the key to reviving the flower is as simple as so. (Uses magic on the dead plant as it revitalized back into a beautiful and breath taking plant that amazed the students). This revitalization spell will enable you to save another's life one day, or that of a comrade should you be dealing with a formidable adversary. It will heal the living thing before you and fix virtually all that ills them. This is the kind of spell hospitals of today use. Now, you may begin."
 * The students began attempting that themselves.
 * Smolder was seen trying to revive the plant, but ended up setting it on fire!
 * Smolder: "..... Magmatacus dammit!"
 * Ocellus was able to successfuly revive the plant, but ended up being too overjoyed and hugged it, accsidently sucking the love out of it and weaken it again.
 * Ocellus: "..... D'oh."
 * Gallus wasn't caring and was waiting to fail so he doesn't get accepted into Yakhalla's class, obviously not into magic.
 * Sandbar was just failing since being an Earth Pony, using even an artifital horn was a new thing and ended up making himself look goofy!
 * Yona looked like she was having a spazz attack trying to get the helmit to work!
 * Silverstream: (She looked relaxed, as it looked that the plant was restored and more as it was a tall glisering beauty)
 * Yakhalla: "(The test was done) Very well students, I will now grade your preformice. I must make note that if the preformice was inadiquite or worse, it would perhaps be better if you find your talent elsewhere. (Sees Smolder's pot of ash)....... It was clear that you were never the magic type, Miss Smolder. F-. (Walks up to Ocellus' restored but weaken plant)..... We do need to work on not letting your Changeling Biology be a nusience, but otherwise, you have potaintional. B for effert. (Walks up to Gallus)..... You know Gallus, if you aren't interested, you should've said something. F---.
 * Gallus: "Abit over kill of a failure grade, Yakky?"
 * Yakhalla: (Takes the high road and ignors the comment, then walks up to Sandbar and sees him struggling)...... In all fairness, Earth Pony magic works differently from Unicorn or Alicorn magic. F+. (Walks up to Yona who wasn't able to revive the plant)...... As grateful of your part in freeing me as I am, it is not professional to play faverites. F+. (Walks up to Silverstream).... This goes without saying. A+, Miss Stream. Ocellus and Silverstream will be welcomed in this class along with those that have passed. For others, don't be discouraged. Your talents can lay somewhere else."
 * This was being viewed by the Main 6 and the representives via a viewing portal.
 * Barry: "Oh that was so rigged! Alchourse Smolder's gonna fail that, dragon's can't do magic?! (Ember cleared her throat as she showed the dragon lord scepter).... Outside of that, I mean."
 * Ember: "Hey, at least the teacher was nice enough to give Smolder those fancy helmits. With varing results. Plus, we do use magic. Where do you think our fire breath comes from? It's not just the biology and rocks we eat, you know."
 * Pharynx: "I'm not surprised that Ocellus passed. Alchourse #10 semi-had this, we Changelings are magic pros!"
 * Thorax: "Pharynx, please be humble!"
 * Rutherford: "Aw, Rutherford thought Yona was shoo-in. Yakhalla ain't being fair."
 * Yakbrain: "Oh come now, he just said that he has to be professional here and not pick faverites. Besides, magic was never Yak-kind's strong suit in terms of physically doing it, though we can craft them into potions and the like, like, moi."
 * Skystar: "(In a cheerleader outfit) GO SILVERSTREAM, YAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOOO?! (Novo facepalmed at Skystar making a twit of herself)
 * Bikini: "Hey, where's Shore?"
 * Maritime: "She obviously didn't bother signing up for magic class. She figured ahead of time that her talents belong somewhere else."
 * Gennu stared disappoint of Gallus lack of willingness to even try as Gruff stared nerviously!
 * Gennu: "..... Why isn't the teacher being more demanding to Gallus? He needs to be put in his place for such defience."
 * Applejack: Easy with the temper, Gennu. Gallus wasn't obviously into it, so Yakhalla wasn't trying to be forceful.
 * Gennu: "That doesn't excuse neglect to put that boy in line!"
 * Twlight: "Please calm down, Ambassitor, it was clear that Magic class wasn't for Gallus. We still have other new classes for the students to try."
 * Gennu: "There BETTER be! Or else I'm gonna think that my investment of sending my future heir of a nefpew of ambassitorship into this school was a waste of my time!"
 * Pinkie: "Aw come on, grouchy, (Puts own a happy face mask on Gennu) put on a happy face!"
 * Gennu moaned impaiently, as Gruff got more nervous.
 * The remaining four of the interracial six had arrived in Spiracle's class with different students, even Shore was seen this time.
 * Spiracle: "Welcome younglings, I, am Elder Spiracle, and I had been asked to teach culture class.... Luckly for you, I had seen and learn alot in my day that I would supply all basis of a culture, from it's workings to- (Gallus got his attention) Yes?"
 * Gallus: "Yeah, I had been meaning to ask, (Pulls out the Squid People Scepter) You know anything about this?"
 * Spiracle: "(Takes a closer look and sees the markings) Alright, let's see here, uh, (Starts making nonsenseical blubs sounds)......"
 * Gallus: "Yeesh, that's a weird language!"
 * Spiracle: "Oh no, I was clearing my throat."
 * Awkword drum sound.....
 * Spiracle: "Anyway, in anichent Squid People Languise, it basicly said that this sceptor is the key to uncovering a lost temple that'll lead to the Squid People's most valued relic, an object said to be able to be able to be attached to a great weapon, which is already said to harm darkness, but this object would incrise it's power tenfold, and enable to pierce even the thickest or non-physical of shadows, along with a mighty creature of water that resides in the attachment's location, that said to serve the last bearor of the weapon."
 * Gallus: "Oh sweet, now we're talking! So what weapon is that?"
 * Spiracle: "That much I admit having trouble reckindisng, because so far, all I see is a picture of a key, a butterfly, and an insignia for unity."
 * This was witnessed by the Mane 6 and the representives in the same fastion.
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... (Quietly) You thinkin' of taking that thing to the Lougers and Gazelle?"
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) After class, Rainbow."
 * Pinkie: "(Quietly) Also, where did the Lougers go again?"
 * Applejack: "(Quietly) Our school's cafeteria."
 * The Lougers helped themselves to a good meal.
 * Rarity: "(Quietly) Let's hope some of them don't over-enjoyed themselves in there."
 * Spiracle: "Well, now that I inspected the scepter, I can get down to business. The first culture I believe is a very little reckindised culture from the Changeling subterrian home. (Turns into an elderly Molemen) The Molemen."
 * Sandbar: "Molemen, sir?"
 * Spiracle: "The most commen denizens of the underground. Usually, they're actselly a peaceful socity, but one day, a dark force would come and take over their kingdom. They would come to try and capture creatures like Changelings or anything that would be useful to this dark force. Like the subterrian fauna of the underground. Fortunately, what stops a feared molemen invadtion, is pretty much sensitivity to the sun."
 * Yona: "But what's stopping them from wearing eye protection?"
 * Spiracle: "Easy. Molemen, are not typically that smart. (Turns back to normal) At least not enough to think that far ahead. But they are good at making weapons. (Brings out such weaponry to the students surprise). See, thanks to the dark force being Panan in origin, their stone-age tec levels intertwined with that of the Panans to make these crude of effective things. You have things like a lazer net cannon, zap arrows that can stun a victim quickly, even a surrated sword buildt to effertlessly to cut through changeling goo."
 * Smolder: "Aw, this is wicked!"
 * Spiracle: "They even have goo absolvement throwers, (Picks up a flame-thrower like device, faces a wall and fires a blue goob that splatters on the wall) That is designed to melt open Changeling Safety Cocoons when things get dire for them."
 * Sandbar: "Aw sweet, that kind of thing would be an awesome toy!"
 * Spiracle: "This thing wasn't design for play in mind! It was designed to be used to capture changelings, because this dark force wants to capture and control changelings."
 * Gallus: "But why? Are you guys just bug horses that eat love?"
 * Spiracle: "Don't underestimate love. It is a magic enhancer, and since we feed on it, our magic gets stronger. The dark force wants to control changelings for that very ability alone. Should he be able to make it that he can do it too, he can control the changelings and become unstoppable. Fortunately, so far, he never gotten to such in years."
 * Gallus: "Tch, sounds like this "Dark Force", ain't worth squat."
 * Spiracle: ".... Young lad, if only you had understood what this force was capable off. Just because he isn't successful now, doesn't mean it can't change. Now, I want students to start coming up before the class to start talking about their respective culture. How's about you go first, Miss Shore?"
 * Shore: (Flipping around like a seal) Oh, where do I begin? Seaponies embraced the beauty of the sea. We're the purest sea beings since we harnessed the magic of the Alicorn Goddess of the Sea. Our magic allows us to give land creatures who love the sea abilities they could only dream of. We love to show swimmers a good time and save them from drowning or the dangers our home pose. We're just as curious as fish, too. We are matriarchal like you ponies, and we can use magic by manipulating the mana in the water. Magic is much more tangible and visible underwater. Sometimes you can see magic reservoirs in certain parts of the Maricolous Ocean. I seen one, and you should too. It's like color and light itself is dancing. Trust me, you won't regret a visit. As Princess Maricolous' greatest creations, our only role is to spread the charm and magic of the sea to land. Any creature is welcome underwater. Even cute ponies like Sandy. (Kisses his cheek as he blushed)
 * Smolder: BOOOOORING!!
 * Spiracle: "Oh, then enlighten us, Miss Smolder. What is Wild Dragon Culture like."
 * Smolder: (Kicks off the desk like a boss!). Dragons are where the REAL action is. We dragons have equil chances for both genders, but we're the most aggressive race in the world for a reason. Our flight means we saw the cruelty of the world and had to evolve to survive all of it. Swears are never profane to us. We can be as dirty mouthed as we please. Heck, dragons aren't much for rules. Anything goes for us. We use magic only in the fire we breath. We are amphibious, but only once we mature. Fun fact, did you know we mate in the air? I sure didn't! Awesome, am I right?
 * Gallus: Please, you think you're the only aggressive race in the world?
 * Spiracle: "Mr. Gallus, it's not your tur-"
 * Gallus: We griffins have been seeing whatever cruelty you saw, but we traveled the world not to survive, but to grow. We were treasure hunters at heart. But we got greedy that way. We're mostly plutocratic. Ergo, the wealthiest rule. The Idle of Griffinstone is important because those who possess the most valuable treasures were fit to rule. It's where everything relating to us and wealth come from. Word of advice, you better have DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP pockets when going to griffin lands.
 * Yona: Well Yona loves- (Yakbrain messaged her to stop) ETIQUETTE, UNCLE YAKBRAIN!!! ETI-FRICKING-QUETTE!!!!
 * Spiracle: "Oh boy, it started to become a free-for-all."
 * Yona: (Sighs) Well, yaks are pretty much ruled by strength. What would you call that kind of government?
 * Shore: Kratocracy?
 * Gallus: Or in laments terms, might makes right.
 * Yona: Thank you. We have been dumbed down because of a dark history involving Yakhalla's former self. But believe it or not, being dumb can have it's perks.
 * Gallus: PBBBBT!!!
 * Yona: It's true. Being dumb means-
 * Gallus: You can't worry about harsh life?
 * Yona: Yes, but I was going to say-
 * Gallus: You can do whatever you want and never get in trouble?
 * Yona: No. You can-
 * Gallus: Be like that Idiocracy movie?
 * Yona: YONA SMASH GALLUS IF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP!!!!! (Gallus was silent)...... Please. And I am likely to face complaints from uncle Yakbrain because of it. Ahem. Being dumb means you can be much simpler in society. You don't have too much to worry about. And the craziest thing is, it actually works.... When it does work.
 * Spiracle: "..... May I have control of these class again, you three?"
 * Smolder: ".... Oh, uh, sorry teach."
 * Gallus: "Eh, at least we got our points across."
 * Yona: "Sorry sir, won't happen again."
 * Spiracle: "Thank you. But at least you shared your cultures. So, Miss Shore gets an A+, Smolder gets an A+, but Gallus and Yona each get a B+ on accounts that you didn't wait turns."
 * Barry: "Hey now that's more like it! Smolder did well in something!"
 * Ember: "Heh. I kinda thought that old Changeling was gonna be rougher for kinda interupting. Shows how much dragons are respected around here."
 * Yakbrain: "At least Spiracle didn't deside to count the "Ediquite" to effect her scoring and only gotten a B because she didn't parpisipated in CLASSROOM ediquite."
 * Rutherford: "At least Bug pony nicer to Yona."
 * Bikini: "Yay, Shore didn't sucked!"
 * Maritime: "As expected, Shore has exceeded expectations. I'm sure your niece would do the same should she attend this class once she's out of magic class, Novo."
 * Gennu: "...... Gallus did not sounded more prouder talking about his heritage."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "Oh come on, at least be glad he didn't flunk again! (Gennu stared angerly)..... Sir......"
 * Gennu: "Well that's it. He talked about the culture like he was giving a warning, not out of proud or reference or even with a speck of positivity! He sounded disgusted talking about it!"
 * Applejack: "Pardon me for butting into yer business, but if I don't know any better, I'd say you only let Gallus come here because you think the School would change him to be yer ideal nefpew so he would be perfect heir material."
 * Gennu: "Well I trust that you DO know better, because my intentions for my family are MY concerns alone! Your jobs are as simple as getting Gallus to behavie like the future ambassitor that he is! And frankly, I am failing to see it."
 * Pinkie: "(Quietly) I smell something rotten with the family nest!"
 * Starlight: "(Quietly) Clearly."
 * Gallus, Yona, and Sandbar were see with other students.
 * Entropy was seen arriving with a covered guilded cage.
 * Entropy: "Allow me to introduse myself, I, am Macabe. But you may call me by my original name, Entropy Whirlwind, and this, is counter-magic class. You would need to counter against magic even without having it yourself. Today, you would have to learn the best method in being able to quill against... (Removes the cover filled with nasty look Cornest Pixie-like fairy folk) SPITE SPRITES?!"
 * The Spite Sprites began to have gremlin like laughs!
 * Gallus: "....... Awwwwww, nuts, these things are basicly Equestrian Cornest Pixies."
 * Yona: "Uh-oh."
 * Sandbar: "Uh, I usually work better with Shore, so-"
 * Entropy: "Well she's still in culture class and won't be done until lunch. So, you'll have to adapt on your own, kiddo."
 * Gallus: "Wait, Yakhalla gave us magic aide before we had to try and revived plants! Can't you give us something to do that?"
 * Entropy: "Sorry, I'm more of a tough love teacher. You can't seriously learn if your hands have to be held every step of the way. Now, I'll be release the nasty buggers on the count of 10."
 * Sandbar: WAIT, WHAT?!? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT KIND OF CHAOS THEY'RE CAPABLE OF?!
 * Entropy: I'm a being of chaos, so yeah. Why do you think I'm teaching you defense against the magic arts? Whatever damage can be undone. I hope you know Immobulus because it's going to get nasty.
 * Gallus: (Dubbed as Sniper) Ahhh PISS!
 * Entropy: 1, 2...... Skipping a few, 8-9-10! (Opens the cage as the Spite Sprites began to fly around and cause trouble in the class room, freaking students out and cursing some of them into bad luck jinxes) It's impourent to note that Spite Sprites can curse people with jinxes! You would need a way to counter out that bad luck."
 * Gallus was heavily cursed with bad luck as he keeps crashing into random objects!
 * Yona has the misfortune of having her long hair braids being played with by the Spite Sprites in a tug-of-war!
 * Yona: "Really wish Fluttershy had the chance to cover how to quill Spite- Ow, Sprites!"
 * Sandbar kept calm dispite being surrounded by the Spite Sprites.
 * Sandbar: "Okay, I may not have Shore, but I DO have the next best thing. (Does another freaky bird call to the surprise of even the Spite Sprites, which summons in a Legend Bird of Paradise wearing a golden houseshoe on it's neck, which scared the Spite Sprites back into their cage)..... (The Legend Bird of Paradise landed on Sandbar) Say hello to Charm, everybody. She's a lucky Bird of Paradise. She and her flock protect Shore's home beaches from Spite Sprites, espeically during the summer."
 * Entropy: "Very reshorceful young man. You get an A+. Yona, you get an E-. Gallus, F-Suprime."
 * Gallus: "(Pained) How, is that, a real grade? That doesn't, make sen- (Realised he was talking to a Draconequus)....... Oh, right, not making sense is your spieces' shtick."
 * Entropy: "Well I wasn't always a Draconequus anyway, but thanks for realising otherwise."
 * Gallus: "..... Still feel messed up, physically AND karmaticly, though."
 * Entopy: "Don't sweat it, I'll fix your bad luck and heal you up since we've yet to have a nurse around here."
 * The same viewing portal was seen.
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) Mental note, start looking for a nurse."
 * Yakbrain: "Well that was abit extreme of Mr. Entropy to release a swarm of Spite Sprites onto minors?!"
 * Rutherford: "Rutherford agreed! Yona nearly got seriously hurt!"
 * Gennu: "...... DID THAT CRAZY MIX-MATCH JUST SIC ABUNCH OF SPITE SPRITES ONTO MINORS?! AND LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY HEIR TO THE AMBASSITOR THROWNE?! WHAT KIND OF SCHOOL ARE YOU RUNNING HERE, SPARKLE?!"
 * Rarity: "Look, we'll promise we will have a chat with Entropy about that extreme method during lunch. But keep in mind that he IS supposed to teach Counter-Magic, so, perhaps, his teaching methods are, blunt, direct, extreme, but effective in a crazy sense."
 * Mischief: (Suddenly appears) Also, keep in mind he is a Draconequus. Chaos is our instinct. Just thought I make that clear. (Poofs away).
 * Gennu: "(Gives a cold, unforgiving stare that sends a chill down the Ponies spine)."
 * Pinkie: "Brrrrrr, is it chilly in here or is that just me?"
 * The Inter-racial six were seen reunited as the students were enjoying lunch.
 * Gallus: "Ya know, the teachers are a mixed bag. Yakhalla's a softie, Spiracle just, there, and Entropy was just NUTS!"
 * Smolder: "Well when we first saw him, he DID owned a Nightmarium laced Fake Haunted Castle. What did you expected from the guy?"
 * Ocellus: "Well Yakhalla was very nice to me. He wasn't too hard on me for when the plant kinda had it's love absorbed."
 * Shore: "Well Spiracle gave me the chance to understand so many new cultures!"
 * Silverstream: "I tried it myself before lunch, and I loved it! It makes me so excited that I almost want to get into my canon character of being a complete spaz!"
 * Sandbar: "Well, at least Entropy was honest about what he was doing."
 * Yona: "Well, I can only imagine what the other teachers are like. Espeically since the Antelope is next. She is, seriously no hold bars back."
 * Gallus: "Well this time, I'm prepared, for anything."
 * The Lougers were seen exsamining the Squid People Scepter.
 * Kolwalski: "..... This confirms it, Skipper...... This is diffently something that connects to another attachment for the Uniter Blade AND another summonable beast."
 * Skipper: "Outstanding! Who to thunk it that a bunch of adventurious kids would be able to uncover a chance for us to collect another Uniter Attachment AND a likely very powerful summon?!"
 * Icky: "Espeically if this thing is said to REALLY help the Uniter Blade mess up certain types of shadows, like the kind that you phase through or the think stuff! That could really help us against the ineditable bad of the episode!"
 * Gazelle: "Well, for the time being, I'm in no rush to get it. I kinda wanna see more about this amazing place."
 * Iago: "Fair enough, it's not going anywhere since this other anichent temple is pretty hidden anyway."
 * Icky: "Question though, where does this food come from if they don't have a Lunch Lady or person yet?"
 * Trixie: "Applejack said her cook cousin from Appleloosa is vollenteering until one can be found."
 * Gilda: "Well THAT'S coincidental."
 * El Jackasso and Bullshiton were struggling to get a good look due to the high windows.
 * The duo ended up tripping and crashing into the ground, the secretly stalking Duo-Horn quietly laughing at this.
 * It was seen that the children arrived to a gym designed like an african arena, as Koningin arrived firm and proud.
 * Koningin: "....... I, will only accept the best and the strongest in this gym! To be accepted here, you must prove that you are capable of fighting! You! The misfits! (Points to the Inter-Racial Six)...... I would like to test your skills, against a rough adversery. A Rock Python."
 * A Python litterally made of rocks slithered in and roared!
 * Koningin: "...... If you congure the creature, you earn my respect. Fail, and you are never to come back."
 * Gallus: "Hey sweet, no gym."
 * Koningin stared unamused.....
 * Koningin: "...... BEGIN?!"
 * The Interracial Six were pitted against the Rock Python!
 * Gallus: "Don't worry guys, you have the great Gallus to fall back to- (The Rock Python Tail-Smacked Gallus Straight into the wall!) BLAAAAH?! Not..... Cool........ But hey, no gym. (Slides down)."
 * Ocellus: "Uh, maybe I can make peace with it! (Turns into a blue colored Rock Python) (Tries to befriend it, but the real Rock Python roared in her face, causing Ocellus to turned into a litteral chicken and ran off!)"
 * Yona: "Okay, strength is DIFFENENTLY SOMETHING I CAN DO! (Charges at the Rock Python, but ended up crashing face-first into the rock body and giving herself a stupid face) Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, Yona go sleepy now. (Falls unconjustus)."
 * Silversteam: "Okay, maybe abit overwealming, but with the right stragity, we can- (The Rock Python chomped onto Silverstream's tail) YIPE?! (Flings Silverstream up as it opened it's jaws to await her to fall down, but she flew instead, disappointing the creature) Sorry, flight-capable. Probuly not one of your better plans."
 * Sandbar: "(The Rock Python looked at Sandbar, who fainted at the sight of it with a sheep sound)....."
 * The Rock Python opened it's jaws to finally have a meal!
 * Smolder: "OH NO YOU DON'T, ASSHOLE?! (CHARGED IN AND BLAMMED INTO THE ROCK PYTHON HARD ENOUGH THAT IT SENT IT CRASHING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GYM!) HOW'S ABOUT A REAL FIGHT, YA LEGLESS LIZARD?! (The Rock Python charged and began to battle with Smolder!)"
 * Shore came up to Sandbar's aide!
 * Koningin was staring impressed with Smolder's power and strength as she eventually defeated the KO'ed Rock Python!
 * Koningin: "...... You...... Are my apprenice for the school, Smolder. You have earned my respect. The others, not so much."
 * The Viewing portal was seen.
 * Ember and Barry were cheering!
 * Barry: "Oh-ho-ho-ho man, I wish Ears can see this!"
 * Ember: "That's how we do it in the dragon lands! YEAAH!?"
 * Yakbrain: "...... And I thought Yak customs were bad."
 * Rutherford: "Look at it this way, Brother Yakbrain. Least we know Yona ain't ready for ceremony yet."
 * Pharynx: "We REALLY need to work on #10's sense of bravery."
 * Thorax: "(Sarcasticly) Way to have good priorities, brother."
 * Seaspray: "(Quietly) Miss Sparkle, Spite Sprites were one thing, BUT A ROCK PYTHON?!"
 * Novo shoves Seaspray over!
 * Novo: "WHAT IN NEPTUNE'S AND POSIDON'S RESPECTIVE BEARDS WAS THAT, YA CRAZY LITTLE PONY?! WHY DO YOU ALLOW THAT CRAZY BARACUDA TO BRING THAT ROCK PYTHON TO THE SHCOOL AND LET HER HAVE IT FIGHT STUDENTS?! MY NIECE WAS ALMOST LUNCH?!"
 * Twilight: "I DIDN'T EXACTLY KNOW THAT KONINGIN WAS GONNA DO THAT! You have my word that I will talk with her about it!"
 * Novo: "YOU BETTER, YOU SLIPPLY SEA SNAKE, OR SO HELP ME, I'M GONNA GO GET THE PEARL AND USE IT TO TURN YOU INTO A HAGFISH, YOU LITTLE-"
 * Bikini was heard enhaling as she had the horn readied to be blown!
 * Novo: "...... Erm, I mean..... (AHEM!) See, that you do, Miss Sparkle. (Bikini blows a rashberry instead and puts the horn away, as Maritime have a firm stare and does a gesture that suggests "We're watching you".)....... (Quietly to Sparkle) But seriously though..... Pearl..... You..... Into a Hagfish, if my niece gets hurt! Got it?!"
 * Twilight gave a nervious smile and nodded yes!
 * Gennu: "...... THAT IS TWICE NOW THAT MY NEFPEW IS HUMILIATED?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!"
 * Rarity: "We promise you, we will deal with Koningin's methods soon enough."
 * Spoonful: Greetings, students. If you want to spread friendship, you need to know about history. History is a vastly impourent lesson all must understand if you wish to resolve the challnages of the present. And unless we live in that era where time travel is universelly perfected, there is but one way to learn it.
 * Gallus: PLEASE don't say-
 * Spoonful: BOOKS! And lots of them.
 * Gallus: Dammit. And here I thought Professor Egghead was bad.
 * The viewing portal showed Rainbow Dash face-hoofing in embarrisment of that name.
 * Gallus: How am I suppose to get people to forget about Griffin's bad habits if I'm stuck being reminded of it through dusty books?
 * Spoonful: Well if you're going to do that, Mister Gallus, then you can't be ignorant. You need to know history and how it affected a land. Knowledge is power, you know. And failing to learn from history, even of it's unpleasent blemishes, risks repeating history. And there's nothing worse for history, then redundentcy. And to avoid it, we have to learn what is established, and do better in the present to shape a better tomorrow. So remember, class, history is good, and ignorance is bad. Therefore, read a book.
 * Sandbar: Yeah, Gallus, you need to know whatever you can about a land if you want to help out. That's what the school is for.
 * Gallus: I didn't think it was college levels of boring. My friend Gawk never had to put up with this insult to my dignity.
 * Yona: I think I can help. (She uses her hair braids to tie up Gallus' beak)... You can continue, Professor Spoonful.
 * Spoonful: Very good. Now first, let us begin with seapony history. Seaponies and their merpony relatives rose up to a perfect pure race when the flooding caused by the iniquitous Squirk began to affect the world. Seaponies felt sorry for the victims and it founded the basis of their carefree helpful lifestyle. It's all in their national anthem. (Clears throat)... SHOOBEE DOO SHOOB SHOOBYDOO-
 * Gallus: (Muffled) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 * Pony #1: With due respect, Mr. Spoonful, maybe NOT sing that song?! It drives me crazy!!
 * Spoonful:... Very well. I have to confess that it is an odd, and difficult to bear, anthem myself, no offence to any present Seaponies. Now, the seaponies discovered Maricolous sea magic when...
 * Gallus: (Used his claws to draw Spoonful going blah blah blah until being hit with a pie snickering until Yona smacked him) OW!!
 * Yona: You want to help your race or not?
 * Gallus: (Muffled) Okay okay, sheesh.
 * Gennu sighed disappointedly.
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... (Quietly) It should be fair to warn you Sparkle that I can't promise that Gennu would let Gallus stay here if Gallus isn't being active in this school."
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) I know, but, he has made friends with the others that, if Gennu tries to take him away, they'll run away again."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Quietly) Then DO something to motivate him to take this school seriously, or like the Spoonbill said, history's gonna repeat itself and everyone's gonna be all up in arms over nothing! AGAIN!"
 * Twilight: "(Quietly) There is one more class left after History Class. The Science Class."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Quietly) You mean that nutty professor's next?!"
 * Twilight was about to say something before she realised that Buzzord was next and worried that he might do something REALLY stupid.
 * As it was time for Science Class now, Professor Buzzord was presenting a new invention that he was particularly proud of with Kurtle.
 * Buzzord: "Young minds of tomorrow, I give you..... The Insta-Traveler! A Device that can enable us to arrive to ANY destination in this current world! And I said this current world, because it's at a prototype stage! The real deal can be able to travel to other worlds in throey!"
 * This got the students' attention!
 * This got the spying Jackasso's and Bullshiton's as well!
 * Buzzord: "Hence why, for your first time being MY students, we're going on a field trip, to my faverite place to collect live subjects for some of my work in progress exseariments..... The Badlands!"
 * The Students: "Whoaaaa."
 * El Jackasso realised that there was the perfect oppertunity to make their move as he grabbed the blanked Bullshiton to make the call to Neighsay.
 * The Viewing Portal has the Ponies and the Representives make surprised faces!
 * Buzzord: "And now, (turns on the Insta-Traveller and the Badlands Evioment was seen) Let the field trip begin, class!"
 * Buzzord leads the students right into the Insta-Traveller as they are now in the badlands, as the Insta-Traveler closed before the Main 6 and the representives arrived to stop it!
 * Gennu: "......... THAT LOONY BIRD DID NOT JUST TOOK MY HEIR TO THE BADLANDS?! I HAVE ENEMIES IN THE BADLANDS?! GALLUS IN EXPOSED TO THEM NOW?!"
 * Novo: "..... INTO A HAGFISH, SPARKLE, IF MY NIECE DOESN'T SURVIVE THIS?!"
 * Maritime: "..... Actselly, Sparkle, I think Bikini and I are willing to overlook this instence of Novo being uncivilry with you if Shore got hurt in that vile place!"
 * Rutherford: "RUTHERFORD WANT YONA BACK?!"
 * Ember: "Eh, I SHOULD be worried, but I'm not. We dragons hung out in the badlands all the time during our migrations. All the same though Sparkle, YOU REALLY NEED TO REIGN IN THAT NUTCASE BECAUSE HE MIGHT CHOOSE SOMETHING SERIOUSLY DANGERIOUS TO EVEN A DRAGON NEXT TIME?!"
 * Thorax: "Now now, everyone calm down. I'm sure Twilight and that bird know what they're doing..... (To Twilight quietly and nerviously) Please tell me that you know what you're doing! Because otherwise, I'm worried that Ocellus might not do so well in the Badlands!"
 * Twilight was in a panic!
 * Twilight: "(To Igmar and Kurtle) YOU TWO KNOW HIM BEST?! Please tell me he knows what he's doing?!"
 * Igmar: "Be rest assured, Sparkle. Extreme as this stunt is, when the professor looks for legal issue-free test subjects in the form of exiles, he knows the lands better then even his own hands. And rest easily in knowing that he's very feared in the Badlands by exiles because of those exploits."
 * Gennu: "BUT WHAT ABOUT SKULL VULTURES AND LANDSCAPE CRABS?!"
 * Pinkie: "Oh don't worry, a good chunk of them are now herded by the Gargoyles that now live there."
 * Gennu: "So I have your word that the badlands are relitively passifived?"
 * Twilight: "Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes?"
 * Pharynx: "..... Well fer now, we kinda have to trust your word on it. But we want that wackjob to be kept on a tight leash for now on, or I might deside that this place is too much for #10, AND I'LL MAKE THROAX AGREE HERE?!"
 * Ember: "And that's another thing! Now, look, I admire you wanna make this place tough and edgy for dragons or those of us not pony-based, but I expected you ponies to be laxed! I promised her parents that the place was safe!"
 * Rutherford: "YONA BETTER BE NO DEAD, OR YAKS WILL-"
 * Yakbrain: "BUB BUB BUB! I'll handle this! Ahem..... I must request that Yona remains unstacthed from this fiasco, or the Yaks will go back into not assusiating with ponies for another thoundson moons!"
 * Novo: "Silverstream BETTER be fine from this, or...... ENJOY BEING A HAGFISH, YOU LITTLE EEL?!"
 * Maritime: "And again, Sparkle, if Shore doesn't come out fine, don't expect me and my sister to defend you from that."
 * Throax: "EVERYONE CALM DOWN?! (Sternly to others) I'LL HANDLE THIS! (Calms down and talks to Twilight).... Twilight, try to understand that those children are very impourent to us."
 * Kurtle: "But you don't look related to them."
 * Thorax: "But they are to impourent figures of our races. We've known Gallus is the nefpew of Gennu, Novo being the aunt to Silverstream, and Yona being the niece of Rutherford and Yakbrain, but for the others..... Ocellus is the granddaughter of impourent Changeling War heroes that helped our hive escaped from the Molemen under, his, control. Ember told me that Smolder was a daughter of a modern Magmatacus that wants to redeem the original's name. And Shore? Well, she's impourent because it's the first time seaponies ever really traveled to land. Lucky that seaponies can travel fast even on land like seals or penguins on their bellies, or even use magic, but I diegress. If anything bad were to happen to her, well, they might be scared of having anything to do with land ever again."
 * Maritime: "And if that were the case, Sparkle... That would dangeriously benefit Squirk, or heavens forbid any other sea threat that may or may not be with him."
 * Thorax: "(Saw that Twilight was having an extreme panic attack simular to lesson zero).... But, no pressure, if you're confident that Buzzord knows what he's doing..... Twilight? (Twilight fell unconjustus)...... Oh dear."
 * Skystar: I think we might've been too much.
 * Gennu: YA THINK?!
 * Buzzord was seen leading the students to a giant dragon skull.
 * Buzzord: "..... Allow me to introduse you all to a personal old friend of mine, students. Meet, Xavior."
 * Sandbar: "..... (Quietly) He names a dead dragon skeleton savior."
 * Shore: "(Quietly) I feel bad for him. He really doesn't have too much friends outside of the Butler and the turtle."
 * Buzzord: ".... Bah, the lazy beast. (Starts bonking the skull) Wake up!"
 * The Giant skull started to shake, as Buzzord encouraged the child to climb on quick enough as the skull began to rize, reveiling that it is the home of a giant hermit crab.
 * Buzzord: "(Gets on thanks to Hatty's help)..... Children.... Meet Xavior..... A giant Skuller Crab. This marvel of evolution live in the skulls of dead giant beasts. But don't worry. Xavior's spieces prefer to fest on dead plants. I befriended Xavior ever since he was about as big as my house. Now, he kinda dwarfs the school. Maybe even the Princesses' christaileen treehouse!"
 * Gallus: "Now THIS is more like it! I thought science class was gonna be dull, but you're WAAAAAY more awesome!"
 * Buzzord: "(Sighs), Fianlly. Someone praised me for my genius. Xavior, give us a bit of a round about tour of the Badlands, okay?"
 * Xavior began to move around, to the amazement of the students.
 * Yona: "..... Professor, you sure it's safe?"
 * Buzzord: "Oh don't worry, the exiles began to fear me when I tend to collect them as test subjects for my exspeariments, and thanks to the slowly recoving Gargoyle population, Landscape Crabs and Skull Vultures are not as rampant anymore. And even then, I know the Badlands more then the back of my own hands. (Looks at one back) Ew, that one has a pimple I never seen before, yuck?! (The Students laughed) Ugh, remind me to have Igmar get me my cream, Hatty. (Hatty cherbed in agreement)."
 * Unbeknowst to them, some Orcs riding giant Dragon/Dragonfly hybrids were seen.
 * Orc Leader: "..... Finally..... That great giant Skuller Crab moves, men. Now, time to finally claim the bounty of all the Badlands!"
 * The Orc Dragonfly riders cheered as they flew up and swoop down at the area!
 * Hatty turned and saw this and did the R2-D2 scream as everyone saw the impending riders!
 * Buzzord: "Oh dash it all, I forgot about the Skuller Crab Hunters were in season!"
 * Ocellus: "They're gonna hurt us!?"
 * Buzzord: "Worry not, children. I came prepared. Hatty, activate forcefiled. (Hatty did so as a giant blue forcefiled protected Xavior's location as he moves, blocking out the hunters)."
 * Orc Leader: "WHAT THE?! WHAT SOCCEROY IS THIS?!"
 * Buzzord: "It's not Soccorery, you big oaf! (The Hunters look at him and the students) IT'S SCIENCE!"
 * Orc Leader: "(Snorts), Alchourse. The Great Giant Skuller Crab's little Kludgetown Madman friend! I thought that beast finally moving was too good to be true?! Well I am DONE giving up because of you?! I am finally claiming that crab, even if it kills me?! I'm going to take down your magic sheild, mad man!"
 * Buzzord: "It's a SCIENCETIFIC forcefiled, you uncivilised niddy, and I like you see you try! You and that Dragonfly would sooner be vaporrised by it then be a threat to us!"
 * Dumb Orc Hunter: "OH YEAH?! (Charges his Dragonfly at the Forcefiled and the two got zapped, as they were cartoonishly reduced to assh)..... Ow. (The ash fell down)."
 * Orc Leader: "I STILL WON'T GIVE UP, MAD MAN!? We won't be leaving until your hat runs out of mana?!"
 * Buzzord: "HA! Shows how much you know!! Hatty doesn't run on magic! HE'S SOLAR POWERED?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Gallus: "...... And why did you had to tell him that?"
 * Orc Leader: "..... Sayyyyyy, that gives me an idea?! Boys, activate the block-out orbs, we're blocking out the sun in this area!"
 * Orc Leader's right hand man: "You heard Master Stabface! DO IT?!"
 * The Orc Hunters started to throw cloudy orbs into the sky as when they hit clouds, the clouds began to form into large black smokes that began to close out the sun!
 * Yona: "THE SUN'S BEING BLOCKED OUT?!"
 * Gallus: And it just turned lame again. Way to go, idiot! (Yona slapped him again) OW!
 * Buzzord: "Oh no! Hatty! (Saw that the limiting sunlight was making Hatty weaker).... Children, for extra credit, please help me come up with a plan to keep Hatty from shutting down!"
 * Ocellus: "(Thinks)...... I GOT IT?! (Uses Changeling Magic to turn into a mini Sun and hovers above Hatty, giving him power as the smoke completely blocks out the normal sun)!"
 * Buzzord: "HA-HA, BRILLIENT YOUNG MISS, YOU TURNED INTO A MINI SUN?!"
 * Smolder: 'WAY TO GO, OCELLUS?!"
 * Stabface growled.....
 * Stabface: "...... YOU CAN ONLY HIDE BEHIND YOUR TRICKS FOR SO LONG, MAD MAN!? I'LL BE BACK FOR THE GREAT GIANT ONE DAY?! (The Hunters retreated!)"
 * Buzzord: "(After the Hunters were far enough away and once the smoke faded off, Ocellus turned back to normal)..... Young miss, you saved Xavior's life, and, potinationally everyone else's given how merciless Stabface tends to be. How would you like to be my number 1 Changeling assisent, given that I have a number 1 Kurtle assistent?"
 * Ocellus: "(Shyfully blush) Oh, uh, I would love to, professor."
 * Buzzord: "..... Class, how's about we go to my faverite spot for a snack break? I know a sweet nector tree that attracts Food Flies, an insect that can taste like your faverite meals!"
 * Gallus: "Wait, so, basicly, your gonna make us eat bugs?"
 * Buzzord: "Oh come now, in some cultures, they're a good shorce of protein."
 * Gallus: "..... Now this is more like it! Then let's get to it! Let's hope the Locust Dragons aren't active on the way there."
 * Xavior was heading onto the direction of Buzzord's faverite spot, as El Jackasso and Bullshiton were watching.....
 * El Jackasso: "(To the communicator gem) Did you see that boss?"
 * (Neighsay): "Yes. Those children are more difficult then I imagine. Perhaps, more help is required..... You two keep your eyes on those children, I'll see if I can put those hunters into our use."
 * Bullshiton: "Ya sure, boss? Because you might offend them as badly as with the guys in the bar."
 * (Neighsay): "That's why..... I'll be sending a representive, to seek them out for me."
 * El Jackasso: "Who's that?"
 * (Neighsay): "You'll see after you finally contain the creatures and this "Sandbar" Pony. Neighsay, out."
 * El Jackasso:... And I know just the thing'a. Let's see if we can'a find us some Locust Dragons.
 * Bullshiton: Oh, yeah! This is gonna be fun!
 * El Jackasso and Bullshiton proceed to follow quietly.
 * Stabface was growling and stomping about!
 * Stabface: "GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?! I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FINALLY HUNT DOWN THAT GREAT GIANT SKULLER CRAB?! IF ONLY THE MADMAN WASN'T ALWAYS PROTECTING HIM?!"
 * ??? 1: "Sounds like the hunt was unsuccessful."
 * The Hunters and Stabface looked shockfully at the now forming shadow from outside of their camp.....
 * Stabface: "..... Ugh! Okay, who broke their block-out orb?! Speak up?!"
 * A Figure began coming out of the smoke, reveiling a silluette of a figure that began scaring the hunters and their Dragonflies.
 * Even Stabface looked abit imtimidated, but kept a ready fighting stance as he readied his Ura-kai like sword!
 * Stabface: "..... Okay, beast?! Who the HELL, are you!"
 * ??? 1:... Your worst nightmare.
 * Stupid Orc: (The same dumb orc being revived by a magic caster hunter) (Gasps) A LOCUST DRAGON-GARGOYLE HYBRID WITH LASER BEAM EYES?!?
 * ??? 1: (Surprised) Uh.... No. I am prejudice and everything that made you feared and ruined incarnate.
 * Stabface: Oh, please. I'm not afraid of some ominous voice- (The same figure that Neighsay saw was seen in black fog was seen as even Stabface was frightened)
 * ??? 1: You were saying? (A whiplash was heard startling everyone and causing traumatized slaves to go nuts)...
 * Stabface:... What do you want?
 * ??? 1: "I had been asked to see you sorry lowlifes out. It's to my understanding that you failed to hunt down a giant Skuller Crab resently."
 * Stabface: "..... Yes...... All thanks to that annoying madman!"
 * ??? 1: "Well, I can be of some help in making sure the creature is seperated from the blittering mad avian. You just need to make sure that some inter-racial children are seperated from the main group for two guys to be able to contain with little worry. Do that, and I'll make sure the sciencetist is sent back to where he came, and you'll have the giant skull wearing crustsation all to yourself."
 * Stabface: "...... Okay, but it better not involve a faustian deal! And you better not be darkspawn! Cause I cross the line at demon helping!"
 * ??? 2: "(Speaks in ancient dialect that scares the hunters)."
 * ??? 1: "I can handle this..... Be assured that I am no demon, neither faustian, darkspawn, or otherwise. But be assured this. Frustrainging me will free the anger of one within me. And I believe it is to ALL of our benefit, if we avoid that."
 * Stabface: "..... I'll take your word from thing, things considered. But it should be fair to warn ya. The Madman is fearless. He won't be easily intimidated by you. He's as fearless as a dragon dodo!"
 * ??? 1: "I'm smart enough to not always relie on making people fear me. Besides. I don't need to. I can just as much as use his tecknowagey against him. I can make it that his portal device takes him and the pony students but a certain one back to the Friendship School so soon."
 * Stabface: "Wait, friendship school? What kind of Sesame Street s*** did the Madman got involved to-"
 * ??? 1: "(ANGIER DARK VOICE) THAT MUCH IS IRREVELIENT INFOMATION, FOOL?! (The Hunters were freighten).... AHEM!..... That is to say, all you need to know that it was why your "Madman" brought over children with him."
 * Stabface: "Wait, does that include the Changeling that turned into a mini-sun that kept the madman's pocessed hat active?"
 * ??? 1: "Oh yes, and I am coinsidently co-opperating in someone interested in her capture."
 * Stabface: "..... Very well, I'll agree to that much. But be made aware that-"
 * ??? 1: "It is a one time arrangement, yes. I don't seek a periment partnership. Just one that'll last until we all get what we want in the end. Just be careful, though. The interacial children and the one pony are more formidable then they look. They earned their place in the shcool in helping the Princess of Friendship defeat adversaries VERY much beyond you, but only pale comapired to me."
 * Stabface: "..... You mean Twilight Sparkle? I know of her too well. I used be amongst Grim-Nor's Orcs. Then I was amongst the ones that joined with Toron...... Both of them had fallen. That princess has a feared reputation, enough that not too many badlanders are quick to cause trouble to Equestria again. Espeically those that seen it first hand. And believe me, I am not called Stabface for the hell of it! I earned it when that Lavendor horse gave me this scar back when that alien Nefarious was just about to fall!"
 * (Stabface): "I was amongst the orcs that stayed behind to guard the alien and friends while he went to personally deal with Lighting Dust of the Dust Clan."
 * Twilight and others that came to save the day arrived!
 * (Stabface): "It was not hard for me to see, (Stabface was shocked to see that Lightning Dust weilding Grim-Nor's sword and donned the sliced off head as a trophy), That Grim-Nor was lost. I had desired for revenge! (Stabface ordered the remaining orcs to charge!)..... It was a reckless gamble. (The Forces overwealmed the orcs) I had hoped to even the odds myself by slaying Sparkle in her mortal state! (Stabface charged with his blade!)!"
 * Twilight reacted defensively and levitated a dagger and tossed it at him!
 * Things turned black!
 * Stabface screamed!
 * (Stabface): "Next thing I knew, I woke up in the camp with the remaining orcs, demoralised of Grim-Nor's demise. The Alien Nefarious had been defeated and chased off the planet, Sparkle's Alicornhood restored, and the Badlanders returned to live in exile. I had tried to join the Minotaur Toron to modernise the Badlands with alien tec from the Alien Electross who once resided here..... But one day, Toron got too ambitious and tried to greatly damage Electross' crashed ship. He sicced his spieces onto us."
 * A Cragmite charged at Stabface as the two begun to fight!
 * The Cragmite roared and claw punched his face!
 * Blackout and Stabface was heard screaming!
 * (Stabface): "When I was lucky enough to survive that, I had heard that Toron got banished into the aliens exile zone, and aliens were collecting both the tec and the exiles that dare hang on to it..... These remaining orcs you see now, are redused to be hunters of the native Skuller Crabs for food and money within the Exiles. But the one I am hunting most of all, is the one that had been dubbed "Xavior". Otherwise a typical Skuller Crab who is a giant, it's greatest protect greater then even the dragon skull it uses as a shell, is the feared madman of the Banlands. Professor Buzzord. The Madman's soccuerory, he called "Sci-Ence", prevented us from hunting down the beast."
 * Stabface: "Even now, every opportunity we had, dispite even the usage of Panan orbs like the Smoke ones, the Madman gets in the way..... If you are capable of causing his magic to backfire, you certainly earn my respect."
 * ??? 1: "So, it's a deal then?"
 * Stabface: ".... For only as long as you live up to it. If I am given ANY reason to believe that you failed or betray us, I will hunt you and these friends of yours down!"
 * ??? 1: "(Laughs!)...... I ensure you that 1: Trying to hunt me down will be the grimest mistake you'll ever make. I am from a time where creatures like you were in prejudice hell, and it would be unwise to see what I can REALLY do. And 2: You have my word that I am VERY, effective. Just be sure to act as soon as you see the group having their fun ruin by Locust Dragons."
 * The Back Smoke and the figure vanish.....
 * Stabface's main orc: "..... You sure you wanna risk trusting, whatever that was? His stench reeked of the Fear Wars......"
 * Stabface: "...... (Points to his face scars) THESE, are proof that I am no stranger to dangerious risks! Besides..... Anything that garrenties that the Madman doesn't get in my way again, I can't ignor for anything! I promise you, this is only a brief allience. Afterwords, I have no intentions to interact with..... That thing, again."
 * Main Orc: Well I certainly hope this goes well. That thing was just frightening. I espeically hope this arrangement's a one time thing, cause the slaves won't be able to do work for an entire month. (The slaves were acting comically insane)... Whatever that thing was, I shudder if it has a past with slavery given the fear on their faces.
 * Stabface: True, but we can still do this. Trust me, Tack-Eye, it may look like a dire risk, but we're no strangers to such at this point. We just wait for the Locust Dragons to pick them apart and strike. Once so, we're in the clear and that crab will be ours.
 * Tack-Eye: Understood, sir.
 * Buzzord: Well my students, we shouldn't have anymore problems from here on out.
 * Gallus: I doubt that.
 * Buzzord: "Oh do try not to be pessimistic, young man. We're almost to the Necter Tree and the Food Flies. You have my word that it will be a glorious jolly old time."
 * Gallus: "I'll see it for myself."
 * Hatty was making excited beeping sound!
 * Buzzord: "Ho-ho, as if on shedgule! Here we are, the Necter Tree's location! It is just over that ridge and hidden in the canyon."
 * The ridge and canyon was seen.
 * Buzzord: "Of course the canyon's not addiquite size for Xavior, so, we'll tread on our own. But don't worry. I came prepared. Hatty, bring in the jetpacks..... For those flight-incapable, anyway."
 * Hatty did so for flight incapable students.
 * Yona: "We're flying into that place? I don't DO heights."
 * Buzzord: "Well yes. It's a fast way to travel. Besides, the canyon has a nasty Qurray Eel colony worse then the ones in the Ghastly Gorge. Heck, they're even bigger than them. Big enough to practicly eat them."
 * Gallus: "Oh now that's something I can get behind!"
 * Smolder: Oh shut up before I rip that adrenaline boner of yours off.
 * Buzzord: "Follow me closely youngins, and..... LAST ONE THERE'S A ROTTEN EGG?! (Laughs as Hatty lifts hom off and goes hyper speed!)"
 * The Flying students flew off as the jetpacked students followed up, as they and Buzzord flew across the area and effertlessly dodged the nastier Qurray Eels!
 * Eventually, the group arrived at the end of the canyon, as the students were flabergasted by a hidden beautiful tree attracted huge fruit-fly like insects torwords it.
 * Buzzord: "..... Behold children...... The Necter tree, and the Food Flies. (Grabs one of the flies).... Let's enjoy ourselves."
 * The Students excitedly ran up and start capturing Food Flies.
 * Ocellus caught one, and, nervious, she gave it a small taste.....
 * Ocellus: ".... (GASPS EXCITEDLY) It tastes like love! (Begins magicly absorbing the Food Fly."
 * Yona caught on and gave it a chomp.
 * Yona: "Mmmm! Yakyakistan hay! Awesome! (Starts eating it!)"
 * Silverstream pounced onto another on and gave a serious bite!
 * Silverstream: "MMM-MMM-MM! It tastes like my mom's seasweed salad! (Starts eating the Food Fly)."
 * Smolder grabbed one, burned it alive and took a big bite!
 * Smolder: "Mmmmm-hmmmmm! Never thought a bug could taste like a gemstone! (Resumes eating it!)."
 * Gallus just casually grabbed one, and took a quick bite, then became amazed!
 * Gallus: "...... It's like this thing is made out of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes! (Starts eating it!)"
 * Sandbar and Shore were relucent.
 * Shore: "..... I don't know, Shore. It doesn't feel right preying on these innosent creatures."
 * Buzzord: "I see. Well don't worry about moral ambiguity here. These creatures are already at a stage where they'll die anyway. Food Flies have a netouriously short lifespan, in that it's mostly like their entire lives is basicly magget hood living off of being parasites to Qurray Eels, but by the time they grow up, they all take the exhausting migration to the Necter tree, fest on necter, mate, and eventually die. Us eating them, (Chomps onto one), Is just kick-starting it. They already had the necter and mated and laid their eggs in the bedrock of the canyon. It's also to solve a rampant population thing. Now don't be shy and complete their journey."
 * Sandbar: "..... Here, let me do it. (Takes a Food Fly and takes a small bite)...... Awww sweet! It taste like mom's blueberry pancakes!"
 * Shore finally gave it, grabbed one herself and tasted it.
 * Shore: "And this one tastes like Dad's famous seaweed pasta!"
 * The Two finally came to enjoy the Food Flies.
 * El Jackasso and Bullshiton were watching in secret, looking kinda disgusted.
 * El Jackasso: "Aw, gross'a! They're eating'a the bugs!"
 * Bullshiton: "Wait..... Aw it's okay, they're food flies."
 * El Jackasso: "That doesn't make it any a'less gross'a! Time to crash this'a party! You got the Dragon Locust call ready?"
 * Bullshiton: "(Brings it out) Is that what this thing is?"
 * El Jackasso takes it from him!
 * El Jackasso: "Picnic's over, little kiddies! (Blows on it, emitting a familier roar!)"
 * The Students stopped as does Buzzord.
 * Buzzord: "...... Oh, bother! Looks like we're not gonna be the only patrons here! Children, I hate to cut lunch short, but I'm afraid it's time to leave, less you want to be on the menu for Dragon Locusts!"
 * Gallus: "Aw damn it, if it's not Pukwudgie's crashing the party, it's dragon locusts!"
 * Ocellus:... That depends on how dangerous they- (Locust Dragons appeared rattling and growling)
 * Smolder: Oh s***! Those things are ugly!
 * Gallus: Dudette!!
 * Smolder: What, they're of the unsentient variety. It's not like they know when they're insulted- (One of the younger ones bit her tail as she ran around comically screaming in pain)
 * Gallus: (Dubbed as Simpsons Nelson) HAHA! Good luck with- (Another youngling Locust Dragon bit his tail as he went through the same thing while the adults attacked)
 * Buzzord: BACK YOU SAVAGE ANIMALS!!
 * Ocellus: (Shapeshifts into a Locust Dragon only to be attacked) WHY DOES THAT NEVER WORK?!
 * Sandbar: Probably would've helped if you didn't shapeshift IN FRONT OF THEM!!!
 * Ocellus: "...... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah, that might help expenationly, actselly."
 * Buzzord: "Retreat back to Xavior, children! His skull home will keep us safe!"
 * Buzzord and the students retreated into the canyon as the Dragon Locusts gave chase!
 * The Group went through the same wave of Qurray Eels intact as ever, while some Dragon Locusts got chomped on!
 * Buzzord: "Xavior should be just around the- (He gets bug-eyed and screamed after seeing that Xavior was been dragged off, hiding in his skull home as he is been dragged off by the hunters) XAVIOR?!"
 * Gallus: "Aw, crap! Looks like your old orc friend caused use some trouble!"
 * Silverstream: "Don't worry, we can save him!"
 * Smolder: "LET'S WORRY ABOUT SAVING OURSELVES FIRST!! (Points to the persuing Dragon Locusts!)"
 * Buzzord: "Don't worry, students, when in doubt, (Pulls out a remote control), use an insta-traveler to make a quick escap- (A red-smoke whip smacks the button activating prematurely, sucking it, Buzzord and the pony students but Sandbar in as the inter-racial six and Shore were left behind) TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- (The portal closes)!"
 * Silverstream: "PROFESSOR?!"
 * Gallus: "...... That was not an accsident?! Someone with a whip did this?!"
 * Smolder: SO WE F*****G SAW!! (The Dragon Locusts surrounded the 7, Shore hanging onto Sandbar for each other's safety)
 * Gallus: "(Sees a cave small enough for them to get it but to also block out the Dragon Locusts) QUICK, INTO THAT CAVE?! (The 7 retreated right into the cave, and go in deep enough to lose the Dragon Locusts for good. The Group were breathing heavily as the Dragon Locusts eventually gave up.)...... We lost them."
 * Ocellus: "(Gets teary eyed) But now..... We're alone in this place."
 * Silverstream: "(Hugs Ocellus) It's okay, we have each other. And the Princess and her friends will come looking for us."
 * Smolder: "Assuming the Professor doesn't tell them we're Dragon Locust chow."
 * Sandbar and Shore were silent, then started holding each other in embrace.
 * Yona: "Well, we can't exactly stay here forever or till they could come here. What if they can't be able to know where we are? We have to get ourselves out."
 * Gallus: "Go back out there, where the Dragon Locusts and whatever else is out there waiting to invite us for the dinner where we're EXACTLY that? I'm daring, but not stupid!"
 * Smolder: "Well it's not gonna help just staying here! Well. luckily we dragons sometimes like to chill in a certain spot of the Badlands from time to time. I been there when I was younger. I know where it is. We'll go there, and I'll ask any dragons there to take us back to Ponyville."
 * Silverstream: "And, your sure these dragons won't, look at you weird for asking that?"
 * Smolder: "I'll tell them I know Dragon Lord Ember. That would keep them from being assholes about it."
 * Gallus: "Well what if these dragons don't give a flying f*** about Ember?"
 * Smolder: "Trust me, a lot of dragons respected Torch, albeit because some of them he tortured cartoonishly, but that's beside the point. Ergo, they'll respect his kid."
 * Yona: "But what makes you sure dragons would even be there? Migration isn't for a few more months."
 * Smolder: "There's always stragglers that stay there longer than everydragon else. Just trust me on this, okay guys?"
 * Gallus: "..... OKAY FINE?! But it can't be through going back out there?! Those Dragon Locusts could be waiting out there!"
 * Smolder: "(Sighs) Okay fine! I have been traveling inside of caverns alot. I usually leave a claw-mark travel. We find that, we'll find a way to get to the caverns where the dragon roost is."
 * The group proceeded to leave with Smolder, Jackasso and Bullshiton watching in secret.
 * Jackasso: "..... Now's it's'a only a matter of waiting them out."
 * Bullshiton: Oh, we are going to beat them up so hard!!
 * Jackasso: Maybe save'a that for when it's needed'a. This is more'a a war of mutrition'a thing'a.
 * Bullshiton: "Oh. Okay."
 * Neighsay: So, how did it go?
 * ??? 1: As good as we'd make it. Those bandits got a gift in exchange for temporary service, and your two stooges will deal with the rest.
 * Neighsay: And the School?
 * ??? 1: I can feel confident in saying that should this get leaked to the representatives, it'll cause enough chaos to destroy the school once and forever.
 * Neighsay: Excellent.
 * ??? 1: There's just one catch, though. If they should survive, then you could be in trouble. Luckily, I know how to scare one to death.
 * ??? 2: (Spoke ancient dialect)
 * Neighsay: And what should I do? If I show up to those brats, they'll get the idea that I'm behind their predicterment! Can't you do it
 * ??? 1: Neither of us need to encounter those children. You should know that the caverns they entered have a slight history to them. I should know... I made it that way. What they'll encounter in there, will scar them for life. As for me?... (Takes out two magical whips)... I've got some horses and other mythological equines to whip. (Leaves)
 * Neighsay: "Ugh. I am SO glad this is a temporary arrangement. May as well go check up on those two dunderheads. (Portals off)"
 * Professor Buzzord was seen surrounded by ticked off Representives!
 * Rutherford: "WHERE YONA GO?!"
 * Ember: "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SMOLDER?!"
 * Novo: "WHERE IS MY NIECE, YOU BIGGED BEAK LOONITIC?!"
 * Maritime: "AND SHORE?!"
 * Pharynx: "YOU BETTA FESS UP WHAT YOU DID TO #10-"
 * Thorax: "Ocellus."
 * Pharynx: "-OR SO HELP ME?!"
 * Gennu: "I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT BECAME OF MY SOON TO BE HEIR?!"
 * Buzzord: "Now now, I'm 100 percent positive that your younglings are fine..... (Nervious) And hopefully, not inside the intestines of Locust Dragons.... If they have the traditional ones?"
 * Everyone: "LOCUST DRAGONS?!"
 * Yakbrain: "YOU, IDIOT?! WHY HAVE YOU EVER BEEN RECRUITED INTO THIS POSITION?!"
 * Barry: "Welp. They're toast. But what can you do? Circle of Life."
 * Seaspray: ".... I BEG your pardon?!"
 * Barry: "Hey, things die, bro. And trust me, I do NOT predict that those Locust Dragons are gonna play nice with them-"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "WELL AIN'T YOU THE PINNACLE OF KEEPING HOPES UP, YA STUPID SCALY TRASH?!"
 * Barry: "HEY, F*** YOU, OLDSTER?!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "WHY DON'T YOU GO STEAL A WAIFU PILLOW?!"
 * Barry: "LEAVE TASUMI OUT OF IT?!"
 * Silence.....
 * Pharynx: "..... Freakin Weebo."
 * Biniki: "Hey that wasn't very nice to say to him!"
 * Pharynx: "OH LOOK AT YOU DEFENDING THIS YUTS, MISS I'M-NAMED-AFTER-A-SEXY-SWIMSUIT!!"
 * Yakbrain: "SAYS SOMEONE WHO IS NAMED AFTER IN OBSCURE BUG PART?!"
 * Pharynx: Uh, Pharynx is a scientific name for the throat, IDIOT!!!!!
 * Yakbrain: "HOW DARE YOU?! I AM THE MOST INTELLIGENT OF ALL YAKS?!"
 * Novo: "SAYS SOMEONE WHO SOUNDS LIKE HE WASN'T MEANT TO BE TREATED WITH DIGNITY?!"
 * Ember: "OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK, QUEEN OF THE SEA CHICKENS?! WE DRAGONS WOULD'VE CHALLNAGED THE STORM KING HANDS DOWN?!"
 * Seaspray: "YOU DON'T EXACTLY KNOW STORM KING LIKE WE DID, YOU OVERGLORIFIVED GECKO?!"
 * Gennu: "YOU'RE ONE TO TALK ABOUT GLORIFICATION, YOU CHICKENS OF THE SEA?!"
 * Bikini: "SAID THE AMBASSITOR OF A RACE THAT HAS NOTHING TO BE PRIDEFUL ABOUT?!"
 * Gennu: "COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO'S RACES' ANTHEM IS A STUPID GEN 1 SONG, THAT IS TO LAUGH?! HA, HA, HA?!"
 * Bikini: "WELL AT LEAST OURS DIDN'T FELL APART BECAUSE SOME STUPID CUP BEING LOST?!"
 * Gennu: "THAT WAS ONLY GRIFFINSTONE, YOU SALT-BRAINED IDIOT!!!!"
 * Thorax: (As they argued)... Ugh, this is so annoying. Am I the only courteous leader around here?
 * Maritime: Thankfully not. Bikini has limits that can be pushed.
 * Thorax: Well what do we do?
 * Maritime: We just get Buzzord out of here before they realize what they were fighting about-
 * Yakbrain: WAIT!!! We've almost forgotten who the REAL monster is here.
 * Thorax/Maritime/Buzzord: Dammit!
 * Novo: I have no idea what Twilight was thinking hiring someone as dangerous as you. I have a right mind to have you changed into a frog right now!
 * Buzzord: A frog? You can do that?
 * Skystar: They are closest in relation to fish, but, Mom, Sy-E on the Emper-T. Ikini-B is Repared-P!
 * Novo: Sky, I said no speakin' Pig Latin. It's a dead language to me.
 * Skystar: BIKINI AND MARITIME, MARICOLOUS DARN IT!!!
 * Maritime: Kindly do not take her name in vain, young lady!
 * Skystar: Oh like you haven't done it before.
 * Novo: Well it don't matter. This Buzzard-Brain sent some of our best students TO THEIR DOOM!!! I VOTE WE GIVE HIM WHAT HE DESERVES!!
 * Maritime: Now now, Novo, remember that overkill is not-
 * Novo: OH GO SUCK ON A BARACUDA'S C***, MARITIME, THE DEAL WAS ONLY I CAN'T BE HARSH TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE?! THE DEAL DOESN'T INCLUDE IDIOTIC KLUDGETOWN TRASH?! I SAW WE GAG AND DROWN HIM?!
 * Bikini: YAY AQUAPHILIA!!! (Record scratch)... I'm a freaking seapony, I can't help it!!
 * Gennu: Well I second the notion. Burn him at the steak. I feel like chicken tonight.
 * Yakbrain: "He's part vulture."
 * Gennu: "Well I heard they TASTE like chicken."
 * Twilight: "ALL OF YOU STOP?! Look, instead of devolving to savagery, I can just relieve him of service?!"
 * Buzzord: "..... Et tu, Princess Sparkle? Et tu?"
 * Twilight: "...... You left behind children in one of the dangerious parts of Equestria! I can't defend a quack that would behaive like that!"
 * Buzzord: "QUACK?!"
 * Igmar: "Oh no, his trigger word!"
 * Kurtle: "Not good."
 * Buzzord: "....... I THOUGHT YOU WERE WILLING TO GIVE ME A CHANCE!! CAPPER SAID YOU ALL WOULD DO SO!! HE PROMISED THAT YOU WOULD!!"
 * Twilight: I'm sorry Buzzord, but, I need to show the representives that I take this seriously!
 * Buzzord:...... YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED!!! YOU DISRESPECT THE GOOD NAME OF FRIENDSHIP BY FAILING TO RESPECT OTHER PEOPLE'S CHOICES!! (Everyone was shocked) So I know when I'm not wanted. Good day, ingretes! (He flew away)
 * Maritime:...... Well, Novo, surely you realize that this means you have failed Wavedancer and disrespected her dead sister. As per orders, you are hereby relieved of your royal duties.
 * Novo: No, please, you can't!
 * Maritime: Do not disobey the will of our leader. The Pearl of Transformation will no longer work for you and neither will the other pearls.
 * Novo: (Smacks away Maritime's hooves)........ I, WILL NOT BOW TO SUCH STUPIDITY?! HOW'S ABOUT YOU SEA PONIES GO, F*** YOURSELVES!?
 * Maritime: (Scoffs offended, and leaves)!
 * Novo:...... (Looks angrily at the others)......
 * Gennu: What're YOU looking at- (Novo scratched him as he screeched in pain)
 * Novo: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!! I'M BANNING THE HIPPOGRIFFS FROM THIS SCHOOL FOREVER!!!
 * Ember: OH YEAH?! WELL, SO WILL WE!!
 * Twilight: WHAT?!
 * Seaspray: I couldn't have said it better myself. We will not work with you anymore. (They flew out with a regretful Skystar)
 * Rutherford:.... YAKS MIGHTY DISAPPOINTED IN EVERYCREATURE'S BEHAVIOR!!! YAKS NO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE!!! (He stormed out causing damage)
 * Yakbrain: "..... I'd apologiese, but it's not our problem anymore. (Leaves)."
 * Gennu: (Growls) I HOPE ALL OF YOUR KIND ROT AND DIE!!!!
 * Ember: WELL I HOPE YOU ALL BURN IN TARTARUS!!!
 * Thorax: Okay, I don't want any part in this fight. Guys, can we stop playing the blame game?
 * Ember: OH, AND YOU?! I DIDN'T SEE YOU DO NOTHING ABOUT IT!! YOU BUG-HORSES ARE THE F*****G WORST!!! YOU'RE SO OD'ED WITH LOVE YOU'VE GONE TOO SOFT!!!
 * Pharynx: "(Twitches in anger!)"
 * Gennu: Well we hope you find love elsewhere, because we're never giving you anymore!! I hope you're happy.
 * Ember: WE SURE AREN'T!!! (They left)
 * Pharynx: "DON'T YOU TURN YOUR BACKS AT ME, YOU ASSHOLES?! (Charges up a beam, but Thorax stopped him)...... OH THERE YOU GO, BEING A DOORMAT AGAIN, I..... AW SCREW THIS, I'M OUT OF HERE?! (Storms off!)."
 * Thorax: (As the others left abruptly) Wait, please, I didn't know what to do....... (Sighs and looks at Twilight).... (Sighs) I'm sorry, Twilight, but I can't risk my people this way. I have to go. (He left)
 * Twilight:... No!... What've I done? (She sobbed and ran away as the silhouetted figure was seen chuckling with whips sliding with him)...
 * The group came from the other side of a dark and forboding looking tunnel.
 * Smolder: "Ya know, for some freaky looking area filled with disterbing imagey involving some mess-uped Centaur dude, I thought that was a nice treck."
 * Ocellus: "Eh, I see worse."
 * Gallus: "Yeah, if they placed that crud there to scare us, then the Haunted Castle it is not!"
 * Yona: "Yeah! I mean, come on, Snow Serpents were scarier then some angry guy's backstory!"
 * Sandbar: "But I'll give him this. The dark art was nicely paced."
 * Shore: "Yeah, you think a fear wars origin story depiced on a cavern would be more unsettling."
 * Silverstream: "Well this IS the badlands. Not exactly a cheery place, so alcourse it would have uncheery things."
 * Sandbar: Well it seems strangely identical to the legend of the Nuckelavee and the Mither 'o the Sea. One of the least known Fear War stories in Equestrian history.
 * Gallus: "Ah spare us the badlandian ghost story, Sand. Smold, are we out of here yet?"
 * Smolder: "I think I reckindise some of these caverns. We're getting close. (Two figures formed behind the group) We just need to- (The group get pounced on!)"
 * The captors are reveiled to be El Jackasso and Bullshiton, as Neighsay comes out of the portal.
 * Neighsay: "Exsellent, you have captured the children and- (Sees that they're not trumatised)..... What, what, how are you brats not trumatised from going through, whatever it is that figure said you would go through?!"
 * Gallus: "Oh look, it's the guy I'm gonna rashly assume is behind our trouble and two obviously genericly dumb minions!"
 * Neighsay: "..... Ugh! I was afraid of nothing! El Jackasso, Bullshiton, go out and get to the cave belonging to a certain someone he marked (Brings out a map) on this map! (Gives it to the duo), And be sure to tell him that I no longer require his services! If he can't intimidate children, how am I suppose to believe he can start a war!"
 * El Jackasso: "Sure'a thing boss!"
 * El Jackasso and Bullshiton dragged the captured kids off as Neighsay jumps back into his portal.
 * Neighsay: Hmmph! This is what I get for trusting stragglers like that ghoulish charlatan! Next time I see him, I- (Whips tangled him up) WHAT?!?
 * ??? 1: You'll do what? (The figure held him like a puppet with his whips)... I was going to inform you that I dwindled those interracial representatives by whipping them at pressure points that made them more frustrated and accusing. It tore their alliance apart. The job was done with many scratches. Now I come back to hear you calling me a charlatan? Do you even know who I am?
 * Neighsay: You did it? Well, that's good. Then I simply take back the negative comments. Soon enough, that school will be too discredited to function and I shall have my credibility restored. I shall-
 * ??? 1: SILENCE!!! (The whips came alive like snakes and lashed at him and dropped him)... I didn't help you for such entry-level attempts of proving yourself right. It's not enough to simply destroy the school! You have so much to learn. (He sings this)
 * Neighsay: "..... But to be blunt, I kinda don't see a thematical point to all this."
 * ??? 1: "..... (Sighs)..... I'll just go and see those kids. I'll admit that they're tougher then I thought. But what were depictions of me compaired, to the real deal? Trust me, Naysay, it'll all be clear soon enough."
 * The Figure vanishes.
 * Neighsay:... Well at least I wasn't punished too badly. (A whip wound was seen on his back which glowed in the red whip smoke)

Chapter 4: Neighsay Ruins Everything/Civil War On The Horizon
Professor Buzzord's Classroom. Alternate Scenario School Daze. Scenario ended. Twilight's Castle Room
 * Buzzord was seen sadly placing up his things in his pan-dimentional suitcase, sighing disappoint.
 * Twilight came in....
 * Twilight: "..... Professor, I need to ask something-"
 * Buzzord: "If you wish to ask me to leave because you think like EVERYONE else that I cause those children to vanish while they were under my care, then kindly refriagn. I am no stranger of being considered unwanted by an unappriative audience."
 * Twilight: "It's not that."
 * Buzzord: Look, I want to ensure you that I knew what I was doing! I knew my way around the badlands millions of times! I reckindised the flora and fauna more then I do my own hands! (Looks at his hand)...... How long as that blemish been there?..... (To Twilight) You see? I litterally knew the badlands better then my hands. Nothing is EVER missplaced when I visit there!
 * Twilight: "Look, Professor, I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but that's not what I'm here for. I wanna see your What-If Scenariotron."
 * Buzzord stopped for abit.....
 * Buzzord: ".... Oh, now you desided that I'm not enough of a quack to see my creation for yourself?"
 * Twilight: "Buzzord, I'm sorry I didn't defended you, and berated you, and question your cabaility, and- (Gets interupted with Buzzord held Twilight's mouth up with his cane)"
 * Buzzord: "If you list everything wrong with our interactions, we'll be here all day. (Moves the cane away)."
 * Twilight: "..... It's just..... The leaders are very upset about those five going missing, and Sandbar's parents are very worried about Sandbar. But..... I don't want to assume that Neighsay would be so, deplorable as everyone said."
 * Buzzord: "..... Oh.... I see..... Your the type that wants to see the good in everyone, I suppose?"
 * Twilight: "..... Yes."
 * Buzzord: "..... Well, based on what I heard, he kinda sounds pretty ludicristly bad."
 * Twilight: "But that's about it! I felt that if those six never skipped class-"
 * Buzzord: "That things would turn out different? I would imagine so, but trust me, a different scenario is not always better then what we got now. (Brings out the What-If Scenariotron from the Pan-dimentional suitcase) I earnestly garrentie you may not like what you see. (Gives Twilight the device)....."
 * Twilight: "... Scenariotron, what would've happened if the students would've never skipped school?"
 * The Scenariotron began to activate and opened the screen!
 * The Friends and Family Day picnic went exactly as planned as Twilight was leading Neighsay right on out.
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, Princess Twilight, your school almost checked out."
 * Twilight: "Why thank you Chancellor- Wait wait wait! ALMOST?!"
 * Neighsay: "..... Because I'm in a generious enough mood, I'll discuss why with you, in private. (Levitates Twilight with him back torwords the school, to the confusion of her friends and the representives.)"
 * In the office, Neighsay sat down Saprkle on the chair in front of her desk while Neighsay sat on the chair in the back.
 * Neighsay: "...... Sparkle, your school showed promised, and you brought up a good point on how Equestria needs to be defended..... But I'm afraid that perhaps I had mistranslated your intentions. You meant this school to bring friendship to the non-pony races, did you?"
 * Twilight: "...... Well, yes, that, that is what I said in the council room."
 * Neighsay: "..... Then I'm afraid the E.E.A. has misunderstood the aim of this school. Miss Sparkle, I assumed this shcool was suppose to get ponies to better protect themselves of the threats of outsiders, not invite them over to tea!"
 * Twilight: "But-"
 * Neighsay: "I know your going to bring the arguement that these creatures in particular, the dragons, the griffins, the yaks, the changelings, and those hippogriffs, are our allies, our, "friends" if you will.... But be honest with yourself. How seriously do you think the other races DO take that to heart?"
 * Twilight: "Well, they sent some of their young to the school, didn't they?"
 * Neighsay: "And your positive that isn't because of an ulterior motive?"
 * Twilight: "....... You would suspect children of being spies?!"
 * Neighsay: "Oh by all means, I'm willing to give the little creatures the benefit of the doubt and that they're just unwitting pawns for what I DON'T trust with Equestria's knowledge: The Adults!"
 * Twilight gets stern.....
 * Twilight: "...... Are, you, kidding me?"
 * Neighsay: "Riddle me this, Twilight Sparkle: Does a respectable Chancellor of the Equestria Education Assosiation, EVER joke?!"
 * Twilight: ".... Well I doubt you would be taken seriously otherwis-"
 * Neighsay: "EXACTLY, My, point! Now, as much as I admit that I am not fond of Celestia's monarchy for that mess with Magic University and how my idiot brother used a restrictive form of approval to protect it from being just as unaccredited as the other Mgaic Universities of old, NOR am I free of my own critiques with how YOUR shaping up as princess with your CONSTENT adventures, that doesn't however mean, that I am an unreasonable pony. I'm willing to ignor the flaws entirely and give the shcool a chance, but, under a firm condiction!"
 * Twilight: "Condiction?"
 * Neighsay: ".... Exspell the those creatures from the school, and I might consider letting their presence here, slip my mind."
 * Twilight: "..... But, the map expanded beyond Equestria, and me and my friends resolving all those friendship problems on our own, we, we can't be able to get to all of them."
 * Neighsay: "..... Oh, I see how that is. This school is only a thing, because an overglorifived table with a holografthic clouth was giving more details? And what, because it was something from the Tree of Harmony that we should just, mindlessly adhere to it's wishes? Do you have no automatry, Sparkle? Are you just, a mindless slave to that mapped table, is that to be correct?"
 * Twilight: "No, it's just-"
 * Neighsay: "Or would it be more accreate that your "Map" wants to start turning ponies into wanton agents of needless interventions, of situations that shouldn't be considered their problem! IS THAT, MORE ACCREATE?!"
 * Twilight: "I'm just trying to make it that my friends don't have to go on too much of those "Adventures" you seem to complain about?!"
 * Neighsay: "Oh, so it's for you to just flung others into the fray instead? Risk their lives into being wasted into the vast unknown?! Well frankly Twilight, you may mindlessly adhere to what that map wants, but I'm afraid I have too much automatry to be taking orders from an overglorifived dinner table?! I'll have to make your shcool unaccredited!"
 * Twilight: "No?! Please! Equestria needs this school?!"
 * Neighsay: "My apologies, Sparkle, but there are SOME things Princesses DON'T get away with so easily!"
 * Twilight: "(Starts to tear up and get angry) CELESTIA WILL NEVER LET YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
 * Neighsay: "Tch, even Celestia is at the E.E.A.'s mercy with how we approved her shcool for "Gifted Unicorns". And she's already on thin ice with us, for Magic University! Intervining for your school?...... Don't think the E.E.A. have never walked back on what they had approved in the past. We sometimes unaccredited schools we otherwise liked, because of controversey risk, or because they slip up on one, mere rule.... For exsample. (Levitates some school plans with unaccredited marks overstamping on the approved ones) An elementary school we approved in Las Pegacius....... It was as obedient to our rules as possable...... We closed it down because it was starting to teach gambling in schools. (Shows another) A Junior High School in Ponarado.... It had promise...... But then it let the Alicorn Religen taint it's professionalisum! (Another one) A Kindergarden in Apploosa.... They accepted a bison student. (Another one) A science colledge in Manehatten..... Crackpot thories. (Another one) And-....."
 * Twilight was confused and bewildered....
 * Neighsay: "...... Ohhhhh. My. This one is actselly simular. There was a pony that wanted to open a friendship school just like yours. Granted, the motivations were not related to the "Magical Map" telling you to make yours! She was an idealist like you, however. The Pony wanted to create an international university that accepted all walks of life with a thinking brain to attend it's doors to try and bring the world closer then it was....... You can guess my stance on that. (Highlights the unaccredited stamp). But then, there's your school, and Celestia's, (Levitates the two files in) and here's, (Leviates the green stamp with the handle in the shape of a serpent), the stamp of unccreditedness. This stamp, alone, has caused the downfall of even schools that had been around for generations that can never be countered or vetoed, and only we can change our minds about this. This stamp, has redused the potaintional of millions, into nothing, with it's green stamps alone. It would be a shame if Celestia's school gets dragged with you if you dare have her intervine..... (Twilight was in a state of hopelessness)...... That's what I thought. (Levitates Celestia's away, while bring Twilight's plans over) And with that, another E.E.A. decree..... Is carried out. (Stamps the plans with the green stamp over the red one)...... I'd ask you to break the bad news, but..... I believe, we had uninvited guests. (Levitate the door open to reveil the shocked Main 5 and Starlight, along with the representives.).... I'll allow you all the chance to, air grivences, as I go inform the parents of the news. Afterwords, you should evacuate from the school, as I intend to send it into lockdown when I get back...... You have a pleasent spring. (Walks out)......"
 * Twilight: "(Looks at the shocked expressions of everyone's faces)..... Everyone, I'm sorry, I-"
 * Ember: "You seriously..... Just..... Allowed that creep to walk all over you?!"
 * Twilight: "He, he threatened Celestia's school! I couldn't-"
 * Ember: "Ya know, if I was the one opening up a friendship school, and a dragon with his bullshit mindset was telling me I can't, I'D PUMMEL HIM TO NEXT WEEK?!"
 * Twilight: "Ember, I-"
 * Ember: "If this is suppose to be what friendship is like..... Then maybe it's best we wild dragons stay out of that! I'm getting Smolder out of here! I need to have Smolder ready and able to stand up to assholes like that, not be their bitch?! With due respect to Spike, you better keep your wimpiness to yourself! (Flew off angerly)!"
 * Prince Rutherford: "..... Yona would someday enter trial of adulthood, and she need to be proper yak soon. Friendship could get in way of that. Yona leaves. (Leaves as well)......"
 * Seaspray: "..... I warned Novo this would happen. I should've expected that you ponies would be judgemental of her quickness to not aide you against the Storm King, (Twilight was about to plead) Any ill-interactions like theaft aside! I can see that some ponies did not respected her choice..... I'll respect your choice by taking Silverstream home. Perhaps it was better we stayed hiding away. But not because of fear.... But because, our better halves, (sheds a manly tear)..... Hate us. (Leaves solumly)....."
 * Grampa Gruff: "..... Ehh, the boy looked miserable here anyway. If I wanted him miserable, I should've let him stayed in Griffinstone! May as well get Gallus out of here before he does something stupid! AGAIN! Good day! (Leaves)....."
 * Thorax: "....... I'd give a heartfelt speech that I'll let Ocellus stay, but, that chancellor sounded like he meant it about closing the school down, so..... Don't worry about me being upset about this. I'm used to disappointment. (Leaves already shedding some tears) It was a nice attempt though......"
 * Twilight's friends just, walked away.
 * Starlight: "..... And yet.... You're the same pony that stood up to the Storm King..... A pony, that gave ponies like me and Tempest a new chance to do better..... And look who you are... Ya couldn't stand up to some jerk from a stuffy school organisation?.... I'm not mad...... Just disappointed. (Leaves as well)....."
 * Twilight sat defeated.....
 * The Scenariotron stopped playing.
 * Twilight stared with the same defeated stare.......
 * Buzzord: "....... Miss Sparkle, I..... I had fairly warned you that, you weren't going to like what you would see..... I'm very sorry you had to- (Twilight runs away with tears present)......... And just like that..... My inventions, scared someone away. (Puts the Scenariotron into the pan-dimentional suitcase and resumed packing.)"
 * Spike: (He was making Twilight's bed until Twilight burst in crying hysterically) WHOA MAMA!!! (He fell comically)... (Muffled) By Celestia's horn extender, I'm going to St being the comic relief one of these days.
 * Twilight: (Crying) HOW COULD I BE SO... SPINELESS?! HOW COULD I SEE ANY GOOD IN THAT SOCIOPATH?!...... (Cries in her pillow)
 * Spike:... I assume you were shown Neighsay's insistence in no reformation the hard way? Pheh, took you long enough.