The REAL Best Night Ever

The REAL Best Night Ever is the 15th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Celestia and Luna decide to throw another Grand Galloping Gala and have it be an all-fun occasion for everyone, they invite all Equestians, the Lodgers and Kairi to join in while Taiku and his friends spend time with Spyro, Sparx and Kairi since Taiku dubbed them the new members of his gang of friends back in Fluttershy's First Easter. However, things don't go as planned when the rude Dragon Teens and their Leader Garble from Season 2 and the Diamond Dogs from Season 1 are simple henchmen hired by Dr. Nefarious to invade the palace, crash the party and finally make Kairi his queen while taking over an entire nation and proving to Malefor and his Non-Darkspawn father that he is 10 times the Darkspawn Lord he is in the progress. He is also secretly alliened to Prince Blueblood, who appears to be jealious of Twilight's asention to Alicornhood and has Nefarious make a machine capable of wing transplant as well as apeaseing the wishes of his cohorts, Griff, a tough richmen griffin who has a jerky outlook on life who wants to get back pony slaves for his family ever since Pony Slavery became illegal, and Gob, a member of a goblin tribe once dominate of the area that is now Manehatten and wants the city toren down and the land to be given back to the goblins, as well as the additional threat of badland mythic beasts, and an army of murderious orc huns lead by the imfamous "Black Orc" Grim-Nor, a long time dangerious enemy to equestia that was beaten by a fallen hero. Only the Lodgers, The Mane 6, Spike, Taiku, Alice, The Celestial Sisters, Shining, Cadance and the MU Gang can save her. Plus, the new bearers of the Original Elements of Harmony are finally chosen: Helping Hooves (Guidence), Sincere Funtime (Sincerity), Kindheart (Compassion), Twilight's Celestia-worshipping cousin Midnight Fate (Faith), and of all the ponies in Equestria, none other then Lightning Dust (Courage), who explains that she wanted to be a Wonderbolt of extreme measures because a dead childhood friend Daisy Beds, who wanted to be a Wonderbolt, but caught a rare wing disease, as well as other personal childhood tragies and having a famed Wonderbolt grandfather who died from a dishaster, must stand up to this. Now, Lighting will have to overcome negitive feelings for Rainbow Dash while ensuring Kairi's rescue and comuppence is on Team Nefarious and a treacherious prince?

The Mane 6 do their celebrations all over again. This time...
 * Twilight will speak for Celestia at the Gala
 * Pinkie will be the DJ and she will set up the party decorations.
 * Rainbow Dash will be joining in an act with the Wonderbolts.
 * Fluttershy will try making friends with the scared animals again, this time the best she can.
 * Applejack will be given a bigger stall to get ponies' attention to her products.
 * Rarity encounters Prince Blueblood, and is still angry at him for his disgusting behavior. But Blueblood has a secret that intents to make him the new ruler of Equestia with 2 cohorts and a secret allience with Nefarious himself about anonimus funding of a machine capable of wing transplant, implying this involves Blueblood's newfound jealiousy for Twilight.

Fan-made Transcript
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Chapter 1: Preparing for the New Grand Galloping Gala/Evil that looms and waits.
Deviant Art- Taiku's Dressing Room
 * A film began with grandiose music as slow-motion footage of Taiku was shown on screen; while a stereotypical documentary voice-over began to speak.
 * Documentary Narratior: Taiku the Yang Luck Dragon. You know him as the wacky irresistable savior and protector of Andalasia in Dragonfire92379's NeverEnding Story Series. Princess Bloom of Domino's dragon, protecter and best friend, Haku's younger brother, Alice Gehabich's oc boyfriend, a close friend to Princess Kairi of Radiant Garden and certain members of Scroopfan's famed Shell Louge Squad. And the star of Dragonfire's many other devilant art fanfictions. But how much do you really know about this courageous adventurer and fun-seeker? Join us now as we take you: BEHIND THE LEGEND!
 * Taiku is seen watching his documentary and pauses it as he turns to the audience.
 * Taiku: "Oh, i didn't seen you there... If you could pardon my post-modernisum."
 * Canned Laughter.
 * Taiku: Thank you, thank you. So right about now you guys are proabley wondering how did someone like me end up becoming a fanmake superstar of Tman's devilant art account? I don't have a clue either!
 * Canned laughter.
 * Taiku: "But seriously, i do have some justofication for that. You see, it was sometime after my involvement of certain Spongebob and Friends Cronicles episodes, "Magic University" and "Fluttershy's First Easter", i was called in by my creator, Tman. Well you see, ever since the big boss himself desided to offitcally change the series by the start of Season 14 involving Kairi, of which i am not gonna blab more about to avoid spoilers, wink wink, he brought me over day for a big job."
 * Taiku then shows the audience his first appearence in The NeverEnding Story With A Twist Poster as he continued explaining
 * Taiku: "I appeared in a, rather strange Lord of the rings, The modern Hobbit, and the Neverending story parody, and the catch is, it's with a twist which was an amazing sucess. then follows, alot more pieces of work (Various other posters of Tman's appeared.) What can i say? Tman is addicted to me. But anyway, i bet your wondering? What was my history like? Did he always had a glamorious, wonderful life? ...... I have to be honest, i did not."
 * Caned Audience gasped.
 * Taiku: But I rather not talk about it. Let's talk about what happened after my hardships. I bet your wondering? What are you doing with me when your in an episode about the Gala Season 2 has been talking about for some time since "Beautiful and Dangerous"? You know, that episode about two chamed attractive thiefs the lougers had to beat? That is a good question... Remember in some episodes of Both original and Cronicles series, sometimes they would have a Narrator of the week to show you the story? Well, guess who's this week's episode's narrator?
 * Arrows point to Taiku as a canned audience cheer is heard.
 * Taiku: Thank you! Thank you. Now I about to tell you this story which littary made the front page of the headlines. (Shows a newspaper article that shows a photo of Doctor Nefearious getting Shut down with Lawerence as they are escorted to Jail while the High Council prepares to pass judgement upon a now humiliated and disgraced Prince Blueblood right next to the title "Shell Louge Squad and friends foil Team Nefarious Grand Galloping Gala Party Crash and Blueblood's Masterplan!")
 * Taiku: "I bet your filled with Questions like, "What's Lightning Dust, a few ponies you don't know, Midnight Fate, and Prince Blueblood doing here? Who's the other near Oc Clones of Phil and Mushu with Lightning Dust along with that little green sprite? and more impourently, what did Ne-dork-ious do this time?" Well, i am gonna answer all that, and more."
 * The Canned Audience chuckled a pit.
 * Taiku: And It wasn't long ago in fact. You see, it all started when everyone was excited about the forementioned Gala when it was still in the progress of being prepared...

Ponyville. (This, interesting verson of Bibbdi Bobbidi Boo plays as a Rock and Roll Colt band appears from nowhere by Discord magic, while Twilight did the transformation spell on both the mice into horses and apple into carrage).
 * Pinkie is seen cheering and bouncing around.
 * Taiku (Narraiting): Everyone was really excited that the Gala was almost upon us. Pinkie Pie most of all.
 * The lougers are seen with the Mane 6.
 * Pinkie gets excited to the point she begins to throw confeti everywhere!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, Miss Pinkie, the Gala is still a few days away before the offitcal time of the party and already your exploding with anpisitation i expect?"
 * Pinkie: "YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!?"
 * Gilda: "Ahh dang it! Pinkie owes me a hearing aid... Maybe."
 * Pinkie becomes concern with what Gilda saids and brings out a Megaphone.
 * Pinkie (into Megaphone): "CAN YOU STILL HEAR ME?!"
 * Echos repeat "Me" for a few times before fading.
 * Gilda gets annoyed.
 * Gilda: "(Sarcasticly) Yes, i can hear you screaming to a mega phone. My earholes are not bleeding right now. Thanks."
 * Pinkie: "Okie Doklie Lokie, Gilda."
 * Gilda starts to get frustracted with Pinkie's antics!
 * Viper: "Gilda, remember your breathing exsirizes."
 * Po: Yeah, it's hard enough to keep track of one princess of heart and get a purple dragon into kung fu fighting shape. We can't waste time trying to keep you from causing Pink Pony Massicure.
 * Viper: "Now, breath in."
 * Gilda breaths in.
 * Viper: "Breath out."
 * Gilda breaths out.
 * Viper: "Fell better?"
 * Gilda: "Alittle."
 * Rarity: "I am looking forword to find out who the new elements of harmony for the lost original elements are. I'm so excited and filled with Pinkie Pie-like glee!"
 * Icky: "So Rares, you said you were gonna make Gala clothing for us?"
 * Rarity: "Oh, i almost dreadfully forgotten. Thank you for our timely inquriy Ickerious."
 * Rarity brings out alot of bags.
 * Po: "Wow, that's alot of bags."
 * Rarity: "Your gonna love your outfits for the Gala. Like my friends, i made them based on your personallies and quirks."
 * Gilda: "Ya better not made me frou-frouy!"
 * Rarity: "Oh, worry not my dear Griffin, i figured you wouldn't be thr frou-frou time in light of your tomboyish behavior, not meaning to afraid with the use of the word mind you."
 * Icky: "So our Gala get-up is based on our personalies and quirks huh? I hope it isn't too over-the-top like that episode where Hoity-Toity appeared."
 * Spongebob: And more importantly those three villain teams better think twice before planning to crash the party.
 * Po: I hear ya Spongebob, cause The High Council's gonna be all eyes on them like hawks.
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, Mang and the villain geek leage are still fudged and won't be freed until after this episode, and the Scourage for brains are still dealing with their annual rebelion problems, and Nefarious is most likely still bitching like a bitch on how his virus failed him in the Omicon episode."
 * Lord Shen: "Well we can't risk assuming anything won't happen none of the less."
 * Icky: "Oh don't worry, the High Council is becoming surrealy demanding on the villain teams ever since this habit of crashing of fun times started. They're less likely to be stupid like that."
 * Skipper: "But still, that isn't an exquse that we can't be on our toes."
 * Rico nods and littaly stand on his toes!
 * Twilight: "Ok everyone, i am about to get the Carrage and Horse spell right this time!"
 * Boss Wolf: "This time?"
 * Rarity: "Let's just say the last attempt some time ago could've been, better."
 * Boy Sora: So all your studing from the Disney version of Cinderella is paying off huh?
 * Twilight: "Hopefully."
 * Fluttershy brought some mice over.
 * Fluttershy: "Twilight, are you sure you can get this right this time?"
 * Applejack: "Relax, Rarity made sure she didn't bring her cat out this time."
 * Twilight: "Ok, here goes nothing!"
 * Icky: This outta be good.
 * Sandy: "Let her rip, Twi."
 * Twilight: Allright here we go! Mistro!
 * (Twilight begins singing Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo)
 * Discord interupts the song!
 * Discord: "Sorry for the interuption, but if we're going to include this song, we'll do it MY way. HIT IT?!"

(A familiar song from Family guy plays)
 * Icky: "Wow..... That was unexpected."
 * Tai: Hey Discord that's smokin!
 * Discord was confused.
 * Discord: "A positive complament from someone NOT Fluttershy or Celestia in a good mood? Is such a thing possable? Normally, when i appear to do something random, it is met with a negitive respondse."
 * Twilight: "Your not familier with possitive opinions or respondses?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well he was once one of your enemies, so alchorse not!"
 * Discord: "Well, that and, even when i am reformed in a majority extent, I am still not 100% clear that ponies are starting to like me."
 * Spongebob: "Well depends, if they didn't like you, wouldn't you be run out of town by an angry mob by now?"
 * Discord: "Actselly, I'm also confused why that hasn't happen yet."
 * Applejack: "You got both the carrage and the horses right. The horses don't have mice faces and the carrage ain't just a giant apple."
 * Trixie: "We don't have to go home by midnight do we? Cause in the story, the horses and carrage turn back into mice and a pumpkin."
 * Twilight: "Don't worry, my transformation spell is periment for as long as i see fit. But as for the Gala, well, it depends on how long the Gala lasts."
 * Trixie: "Well i hope it's long enough to give me enough time to razzle dazzle the rich Canterlotian folk with Trixie's incredable pazzazz!?"
 * Patrick: "But isn't that imapprobeate?"
 * Icky: "It's pazzazz, not penis Patrick, and Trixie's a chick, ya pink starfish dipshit!"
 * Squidward: "We could go without the cussing."
 * Spongebob: Yeah cause the Censor people are allready on us so far and let me, Patrick and Squidward tell you why thought song.
 * Icky: "Oh, like you know the Censors."
 * Spongebob: "Oh yeah, i know alot of Censors, espeically the most strictest censors of all, The FCC."

Cutaway Present Flashback Present Flashback Present The Present-Taiku's Dressing Room Ponyville Slideshow Back to the show. Slideshow Resumes Slideshow ends Taiku's room. Equestian Boarders. A room in Canterlot. Taiku's room Danville.
 * Twilight: "Wow, that escalated quickly."
 * Matt: Yeah. I'm surprise we made it this far with all the cursing and inaproppirate stuff Scroopfan threw at us.
 * Squidward: And I'm more surprised we dident get a lawsuit from the Censors cause this IS a kids show.
 * Iago: "I guess it's because Spongebob and Friends Adventures is a web series."
 * Rarity: "Well it's no exquse for any of us to have pottymouths."
 * Lord Shen: "Quite, now let's move on to a subject that matters to the episode."
 * Spike: "And speaking of that, I am looking forword to find out who the new element barers are."
 * Sandy: "Well, it has to whoever relects what the elements represent."
 * Patrick: "Well yeah.... What do those other elements represent again? I lost track."
 * Spyro: That my pink seastar friend would be the elements of Faith, Guidence, Sincerity, Compassion, and the last one is Courage.
 * Twilight: Good memory Spyro.
 * Icky: "Yeah, we went through quite alot before we finally got around to who is the new elementeers ever since Celestia got them back from that Captain Sora Wannabe: Discovering Twilight's old history, A giant shark problem, the easter mishap, A cyberjurrasic park gone haywire, Spongebob almost forgetting who he is, Two attractive thiefs, An Attractive Pterodon, Gelotodrone, A 4th of July near dishater, Crane's crazy oil obcessed uncle, a planet of the kind of yours truely, a planet of super beings, the Omicron mess, Qui's plan gone backfire, and now, here we are."
 * Lord Shen: "We're not including the Star Wars Parody?"
 * Icky: "Tecnecly, that one was made more for fun, it doesn't count as an adventure."
 * Lord Shen: "Good point."
 * Twilight: Well, another thing is that Celestia wanted to do a few favors for us so we wouldn't screw everything up like last time. As a princess, I get to speak out for Celestia.
 * Rainbow Dash: And I get to perform with the Wonderbolts! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?!?
 * Applejack: Celestia was nice enough to rent me a bigger stall so I could get some more sales.
 * Fluttershy: I feel like trying again with those frightened animals again, but after what happened last time, I don't think the gardener will let me in there.
 * Twilight: Well, I had a chat with him, and convinced him to give you another chance. But the animals might be more scared of you after seeing how scary you were last time.
 * Fluttershy: (At the Gala) WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?
 * Fluttershy: (Shivers) Well, this time, I'll try and do the best I can to bond with them. No more traps, and no more yelling.
 * Pinkie: Celestia even let ME do most of the decorations for the Gala. I even get to be the DJ.
 * Rarity:...(Sighs)...
 * Applejack: Rarity? What's wrong, sugar-cube?
 * Rarity: Oh, nothing. It's just that...since the last Gala, I've been thinking about that god awful Blueblood.
 * Discord: Someone you know?
 * Rarity: Well, it's kind of a long story...
 * (Rarity): Before the last Gala, I wanted to be there and meet a charming and handsome stallion named Prince Blueblood. He seemed nice at first, but I found out the hard way that he wasn't THAT much of what I pictured him to be. He was in fact a complete jerk. He wasn't THAT much of a gentlecolt. He was rude, unsympathic, lazy, bossy, selfish, and absolutely stubborn. When he was about to give me a rose, he actually took it for himself. He expected ME to open a door for him, he used my shawl as a bridge so he wouldn't have to get himself dirty over a puddle, he expected ME to pay for his food, he insulted Applejack's food in front of her, and worst of all, HE USED ME AS A PONY SHIELD!!!
 * Blueblood: (Forrestfire101 parody) PONY SHIELD!!! (A cake splatters all over Rarity)
 * (Rarity): OOH!!! He was nothing but trouble! He's the highest form of jerk! I couldn't even believe I could fall for a pony like him!
 * Rarity: If I have to see HIM again, I swear to Celestia, I will throw a shit fit!
 * Applejack: Dad gum, girl, that's the first time I ever heard you cuss in a long time.
 * Rarity: "...... Pardon my unlady-like languise, but Blueblood is the one pony that makes me wish murder wasn't illegal."
 * Twilight: "Well, it is illegal, so, you are incredability out of luck."
 * Rarity: "But alchorse i won't let HIM prevent me from attending the most grandest of parties in Equestia, espiecailly that Celestia will sought to make them cater to our whims more. Who knows, maybe Blueblood would be too pride-hurt from what i did to get even to even show up, or maybe he'll defelupted a fear of me, or maybe he gotten eaten by a hydra at this point, or maybe he's in prison, or maybe he got sick and died from sickness, or poison, or-"
 * Rainbow Dash: "RARITY?!"
 * Rarity: Sorry. I went too far. But at least I...kind of...have someone who's better than him.
 * Iago: Pedo--
 * Rarity: (Dubbed as Miss Piggy) DON'T YOU DARE!!!
 * Iago: Well, I wouldn't think of it.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm just glad I get to meet up with the Wonderbolts again. Spitfire was beginning to consider me a legend after they saw how awesome I was back at Wonderbold Academy. Especially after I put that freak of nature Lightning Dust in her place. I sure hope that's the LAST time I ever see her in my life.
 * Taiku: Someone you know?
 * Rainbow Dash:...(Sighs) Does this require another flashback?
 * Discord: I suppose so, Dash.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Sighs) Alright, fine...
 * (Rainbow Dash): Lightning Dust was a student at Wonderbolt Academy. She was almost a lot like me. She was fast, she was determined, and she wanted to be a Wonderbolt desperately. She and I became not just partners, but a bit like friends. Spitfire chose her as the lead pony, which I didn't take at first. But then I realized that she wasn't fit for being a Wonderbolt at all. She liked to push herself to limits she could never accomplish. One exercise wounded my wing after I couldn't keep up with her, and one time, she used a tornado to clear up some clouds. But that tornado caused my friends to be blown across the sky like ragdolls. After I managed to save them, I consulted Spitfire about it, and I was thinking about quitting until she admitted that I was right. From then on, I took Lightning's place as lead pony.
 * Rainbow Dash: I didn't necessarily pay attention to what happened to LD after that. I assumed she was kicked out, and sent back home. But if you ask me, I'm GLAD she's gone.
 * Twilight: Rainbow Dash, i know Lightning Dust is not a favored Pony to you,.but would it hurt if you had just talked to her about it? She would've been able to explain why she did that.
 * Rainbow Dash: Why should I? She almost had you and the others killed!
 * Applejack: Look, sugar-plum, I know she made a lot of bad choices, but that doesn't mean YOU have to. Twilight made the same mistake with Gary Skalesworth, and look what happened to him!
 * Rainbow Dash: Look, I'm not gonna discuss this any longer. I'm not seeing her again, and that's final.
 * Banzai (wispers): "No surprise Rainbow Dash is such a prideful bitch."
 * Rainbow Dash: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
 * Banzai: "I said Prideful B-"
 * Shenzi shoves Banzai.
 * Banzai: "Uh, i said uh, Prideful Fish?"
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...anyway, Rarity? Let's see our outfits for the Gala.
 * Lord Shen: I'd like to see the outfit you made for Kairi.
 * Rarity: "I prefer it when you get to try them on and see for yourselfs. Everyone to be Bontik!"
 * Icky: "Ok fine, but they better be worth it."
 * Taiku: So far the louge's preperation for the upcoming gala was progressing smoothly. But sorry for the interuption, i bet you really wanted to see the lougers in their gala attire right?
 * Canned Audience woot!
 * Taiku: "Oh don't worry, we'll get to that in good time. But first, how many of you think Rainbow Dash was alittle too harsh to Lightning Dust, even besides the fact Dusty did to alot of stupid things?" (The audience mumbles for a bit) Well, as it turns out, LD did that for a reason. But I won't bring about any spoilers, so you'll find out soon enough. And about Prince Blueblood? Do you think he'll have second thoughts on Rarity? (The audience mumbles again) Well, the truth is, he doesn't. But again, I can't reveal any spoilers, so it'll have to wait. So I guess we should get back to the story.
 * Taiku (Narrating): Anyway the lougers where both excited and nervous to see their gala attires, especally Kairi's dress.
 * Icky (inside a dress-up closet): "Ok, we're in the gala cloths. Now can we go outside?"
 * Rarity: "Just give me the oppertunity to place in the mirrors, then i'll signel you to come out." (She does that for a few seconds) Alright, you can come out now.
 * Lord Shen: (Comes out in a new black and red robe with a Yin-Yang symbol on the middle, along with some red streaks)...Well...how do I look--HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!!! (Sees himself in the mirror) Would you look at THIS? I look better than ever.
 * Boss Wolf: (Comes out with a dark blue robe with the wolves' symbol on the middle with some white streaks)...I gotta admit, I look rather...dashing.
 * Sandy: (In a Western-themed outfit with skinny jeans, brown boots, a shirt that matches her purple swimsuit, and a white vest) Yee-hoo! I feel like a newborn legend in THIS outfit.
 * Private: (In a dark pink tuxedo with a Lunacorn imprint on the left side, along with a rainbow streak)...(Laughs) This makes me feel like one of you. (Presses a button on his suit)
 * Lunacorn Voice: "I call laughter 'tickle music' (Giggle)"
 * Skipper: (In a green-camouflage tuxedo with a fake military badge on it) Oh, how dandy! But Ooh-la-la, do I look like a commander, or what?
 * Rarity: "Thanks, it took me alot of time looking up your quirks and personallies on the internet."
 * Spongebob comes out, and is wearing a more sofisicated verson of his usual pants, resembling a box texsido, and boots resembling his "Krusty Krab 2 Mangier" dream boots.
 * Spongebob: "Well, do i look like a stud."
 * Patrick: (Comes out with green tuxedo with purple flowers on it)...I'm also wearing a more formal version of my Goofy Goober Peanut Party Underpants. Wanna see?
 * Everyone: NO!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with 2 dollar signs on each side, along with penny buttons) I wonder how much this suit is worth.
 * Kowalski: (Has a hairstyle like Albert Einstien's, along with a white tuxedo with the words 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' on it) Wow! That is AMAZING!!! It even has it's own theme music. (Presses a button, and the Bill Nye the Science Guy theme song plays until Skipper turns it off)
 * Skipper: I don't wanna hear THAT piece of crap, thank you very much.
 * Private: I don't exactly know what Rico is gonna look like, but I sure hope Rarity did her best to make it count.
 * Rarity: "It was, a challnage to make a, "chaotic" formal wear for Rico, so first, i made a nomral Texsido, and i did alot of things to it, i had it shredded by Opal, i ripped the faberics, i burned it,  i even shot it a few times with my antick silencer pistel!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You own a gun?"
 * Rarity: Well, for self-defense, yes. Especially after what happened with those Diamonds Dogs.
 * Rico: (Comes out with the beat-up tuxedo blabbering) PARTYYY!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT THE FLIM-FLAM?!?
 * Alex: (Comes in with a tuxedo with the initials 'NY' on it) Neat.
 * Marty: (Comes out in a black tuxedo and black pants with the part on his butt that was bitten by Alex saying 'Don't slap me here, ladies.') This outfit is crack-a-lackie!
 * Melman: (Comes out in a doctor's outfit) Wow, I seem to have great taste.
 * Gloria: (Comes out in a dress with a heart with 'M+G' on it) Yall' got it goin' on.
 * Shenzi: (Comes out with a blood-red dress with the words 'Chow Down' on it') I sure ain't used to wearin' a dress as much as the next hyena, but I do like it.
 * Banzai: (Comes out wearing sunglasses, and a blood-red tuxedo with the same words on it) I tell you what, dudette, we do have nice taste. (Shenzi smacks him with a mallet)
 * Ed: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, and chuckles wildly)
 * Spongebob: "Ok, let's see what Icky looks like."
 * Icky: (Comes out, and he looks like Nostalgia Critic)...What the junk is this outfit? The hell why i am dressed like the Nostalgia Critic?
 * Rarity: Well...you pick up a few things when you're on the Internet. He kinda reminded me of you, so, yeah.
 * Icky: Oh, he reminded you of me, huh? Well, I certainly feel like him now that I'm in this attire. What's next, are you gonna dress my sister, Yucky, up like Nostalgia Chick? I feel like a fucking dork in these clothes!
 * SpongeBob: (He and Sandy start laughing)
 * Icky: Oh, oh so you two think this is funny?
 * Skipper: (Laughs) Do you think you can act like him? That would be hilarious!
 * Icky: No way! There's no way I'm gonna possibly--
 * Skipper: Bat Credit Card.
 * Icky: A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!?!? (Runs around Ponyville screaming dubbed as Kowalski while ponies notice him)
 * Kolwalski: "Well, on the pluside, he didn't pull out a gun and started to shoot randomly in the air."
 * Icky's voice: "MAINLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ONE?!"
 * Icky eventally came back running as he crashed into the wall.
 * Icky got up, and brushed himself off.
 * Icky: "Continue."
 * Spongebob: "Ok, who's next?"
 * Tai: Yhat would be me, Kari and the other Digidestined. (Comes out wearing golden armor with a symbol of his Crest of Courage on it, a flowing red cape, a light crew wast cape with a golden crown with the crest of courage on it and also has a sheild with the crest on it and Excalibur from Quest for Camelot with him) Don't I look ravashing?
 * Agumon: (Wearing a fire-colored robe) Well, it's not every day you see a Digimon in clothes.
 * Mimi: Well, at least I totally beat you by 99.95%. (Is wearing a beautiful princess' dress that is nothing like her other one. Instead, this one is glittering blue, the bottom part is translucent and sparkly, the middle area is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, her hat is cyan blue and encrested with sapphires, but is not glittery, she is wearing glass slippers, and she is wearing diamond jewelery. The dress also has the Crest of Sincerity symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaw drops out of his sockets along with his tongue)
 * Banzai: SWEET JESUS!!!
 * Rarity: Yup. (Kisses her own hoof) Magnifique!
 * Palmon: (In a green dress with leaves imprinted on it) Well, at least this matches my leaves.
 * Mr. Krabs: "So Squidward, what's your Gala outfit?"
 * Squidward (behind the certain): I'll be right out in a minute.
 * Icky: "Typical Drama king Squidward."
 * Sam: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo with a freelance police symbol on it) Well, I have to admit, Rarity's fashion looks pretty good on me.
 * Max: Yeah. (Comes out wearing the same tuxedo) I feel like a million bucks in this suit.
 * Spyro: (Comes out wearing a dark purple tuxedo with an orange, blue, yellow, and green swirl in the back and middle, which represents his elemental powers) I haven't worn clothes that much, but the only stuff I had worn in my life was that armor in that Dawn of the Dragon game. What about you, Cynder?
 * Cynder: (Comes out wearing a black dress with the same kind of swirl, except it swirls in dark red, shadow black, white, and light green) Well, I do like the design, I even like how the swirls represent our distinctive elemental powers.
 * Sparx: (Comes out wearing a dark yellow tuxedo) I must ask you this, Rarity. How were you able to make a tuxedo THIS small?
 * Rarity: Well, I had to make it normal size, and I had to shrink it down to your size with my magic.
 * Twilight: I never knew you knew a shrinking spell. I always thought you knew spells that were for fashion designing.
 * Rarity: Well, if you have to make clothing for someone as small as Sparx, you need to learn a few things.
 * Squidward: Well, I'm ready. (Comes out, and he's in a white tuxedo with a clarinet on it blurting musical notes on it. He is also wearing a white French painter's hat)...Do I look great or what?
 * Max: To be perfectly honest...yes.
 * Squidward: Well, it beats that dumb KK uniform Pearl gave to us.
 * Girl Sora: How about me? (Comes out wearing a similar dress to Mimi's, but is yellow-orange, with a translucent bottom encrested with jewels, the middle is orange with jewels encrested across the hole for the head, and she is wearing goldenrod-colored glass slippers. The symbol of the Crest of Love is on the dress.)
 * Mimi: Well, at least it doesn't beat MY looks.
 * Biomon: (Comes out wearing a purple dress encrested with fake plastic feathers) I gotta admit, this is the look for an avian Digimon like me.
 * Izzy: (Comes out wearing a dark-orange tuxedo with binary codes on it, as well as the Crest of Knowledge symbol.) Binary codes look pretty good. Isn't that right, Tentomon?
 * Tentomon: (Wearing a dark blue tuxedo with cyan blue electric bolts on it) Yeah. And as for me, it was pretty hard to get this on me since I'm an insect Digimon....Come to think of it, how does a winged bug EVER get any clothes on him?
 * T.K: (Comes out in a small dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Hope symbol on it) Wow. This is amazing.
 * Patamon: (Comes out in a little white tuxedo) Well, I don't know about you, but I think I look pretty cute in this outfit.
 * Matt: (Comes out in a dark green tuxedo with the Crest of Friendship symbol on it) Nice taste.
 * Gabumon: (Is wearing a dark blue tuxedo with tiny cyan blue spots on it) I agree.
 * Joe: (Comes out in a dark-blue tuxedo with the Crest of Reliability symbol on it) Well, I'm not saying I don't like it, but it seems a little bland. But I gotta give Rarity some credit, so it's great.
 * Gomamon: (Comes out in a dark gray tuxedo) I do look nice in this, don't I?
 * Tai: What about Kari and Gatomon?
 * Kari: I'll be out soon, Tai. Give me a minute. (She then comes out wearing a bright-yellow glittery dress with the Crest of Light symbol on it)
 * Icky: (His jaws drop even longer, and his eyes suddenly engorge) DAMN!!!
 * Tai:...Wow, sis, you look nice.
 * Kari: Thanks, Tai. Gatomon? You can come out now.
 * Gatomon: (Comes out in a cyan blue dress encrested with jewels) Do I look good?
 * Icky: Like a girl at prom night, yes.
 * Icky: "Any one left?"
 * (Taiku): You know, we should speed this up a bit, so we'll just show a slideshow of the rest of the Lodgers.
 * Kaa: (In a armholeless dark green tuxedo with the words 'Trust in me' on it)
 * Baloo: (In a black tuxedo with the words 'Bare Necessities' on it)
 * Bagheera: (In a black tuxedo) Nice.
 * Po: (In a dark brown robe with the Chinese words for 'Dragon Warrior' on it, also translated with the English words below it) Awesome!
 * Tigress: (In a red and white dress encrested with rubies)
 * Viper: (In a green armholeless dress with a dancer's theme, and is wearing jewelery)
 * Mantis: (Is wearing a small dark blue robe with the Chinese symbol on his back on it)
 * Monkey: (Is wearing a dark red robe)
 * Crane: (Is wearing a dark purple robe with a jewel-encrested hat)
 * Shifu:...I'm fine in my own attire.
 * Iago: (Is wearing a dark red tuxedo with a black tie, and encrested with golden jewels and buttons)
 * Mushu: (Wearing a black robe)
 * Sir Hiss: (Wearing a dark green version of his own attire, except with a yellow feather, and is encrested with diamonds)
 * Brandy: (Wearing a dress similar to the one in 'What Price Dignity (Cheap)', except it is dark purple, and is glittery) Wow!
 * Mr. Whiskers: (In a black tuxedo with a red tie, and he has smooth hair on his head)
 * Lola: (Wearing a blue dress with glitter and encrested with sapphires)
 * Ed Otter: (In a dark-blue tuxedo which is shiny, smooth, and regal)
 * Max Cat: (In a black tuxedo with shark-skin boots and a gray tie)
 * Fidget: (In a gray tuxedo with the words 'I'm not bad, I'm just misunderstood' on it)
 * Mr. Dodo: (In a dull purple tuxedo with a black tie) By Jove! I look nice!
 * Tweedle-Dee/Dum: (Both are wearing Red tuxedoes with the words 'Dee' and 'Dum' on them, as well as formal black hats)
 * March Hare: (Wearing a dark-red tuxedo with a teacup on it with the words 'Happy Unbirthday' on it.) This makes me feel like a dude.
 * Mad Hatter: (In a dark green tuxedo with golden buttons, a red tie, a checkered undershirt, and his original hat) Oh my!
 * Dorm Mouse: (In a small dark-blue tuxedo with stars on them) Nice.
 * White Rabbit: (Wearing a formal red tuxedo with a clock on it) Oh my fur and whiskers! This looks pretty nice.
 * Bill: (In a dark gray tuxedo with a black hat)
 * (Taiku): "And Gilda and Trixie you asked? Well, it's a funny one actselly. And if your wondering why the other lougers like Lefrou and Si and Am ain't here? Well, Msm and Tamn have yet to recinised them. Also, they have familier matters like Familiy reunions to attend too and had to be asint. Creeper, Djon, and Pain and Panic are here though."
 * Pain and Panic are wearing regel looking greek attire.
 * Creeper looks like a british king.
 * Djon is wearing a recolor of that sultan outfit from the Ducktales movie.
 * (Taiku): "Ok, NOW Trixie and Gilda."
 * Trixie came out is wearing a regelised verson of her usual cape and hat.
 * Trixie: "Now Trixie the The Great, Regel, AND Powerful Trixie."
 * Icky: "High-horse rider much?"
 * Trixie: "How about you, Gilda? Do you share the fabulious nature of the rest of us?"
 * Gilda: I...I don't know.
 * Rainbow Dash: Aw, c'mon, Gild. I'm sure it's not THAT embarassing.
 * Gilda:...Alright...(Comes out, and is wearing a red-orange feathered dress, a red cape, and a dark red feathered hat)...How do I look?
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs) Oh my God, THAT is so hilarious! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: Tai!
 * Tai: (Scoffs) Sorry, Twi, it's just--...(Laughs)...(Holds it in)
 * Rarity: Well, I apparently didn't have any idea what Gilda was like even after I first saw her at that party she raged at, but since she is angry a lot, I decided red would be a good choice for a color. I even added a few red feathers to it.
 * Tai: (Scoffs and laughs hysterically) Oh, God, I just can't...(Laughs) I'm sorry!
 * Twilight: Don't mind Tai, Gilda. You look nice.
 * Gilda: "Well, at least it's not frou-frouy."
 * Spongebob: Ok there's just a veiw people left.
 * Icky: "But Taiku in the narration said the other lougers like Lefrou and the Siamiese Cats are absint cause of family matters."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, yeese off of the post modern stuff dude, that makes people freak out."
 * Spongebob: Ok then where are Alex, Marty, Gloria and Melman?
 * Pinkie: "We already did them when Msm was writing."
 * (Taiku): "Hey, that goes for you too, Pinkie queen of the forth wall Pie!"
 * Pinkie: Sorry.
 * (Taiku) Now for the rest of the Lodge.
 * Thundera: (Is in a regal dark green dress with weather-themed additions)
 * Dr. Cockroach: (In a dark-blue tuxedo with a cockroach on it)
 * Missing Link: (In a dark-green robe)
 * B.O.B:...I can't really wear clothes since I'm...well...gelatinous.
 * Lucky Jack: (In a Western attire with a fire-red shirt, a black vest, and dark blue pants) WHOO! I look downright nice in these jeans.
 * Batty: (Comes out in a silver-colored tuxedo)...Whoa...nice. (BZZAT!)
 * Miguel: (Comes out in a dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons and encrested with jewels)
 * Tulio: (Comes out with the same tuxedo, except it is dark-blue)
 * Devon: (He and Cornwall are in a black tuxedo with two head holes, and golden buttons) Well, I guess clothes doesn't hold us back THAT much. Not like Cornwall, who has such a short neck. (Cornwall grabs his nose)
 * Cornwall: How 'bout holdin' your breath?
 * Phil: (In a dark-brown tuxedo with a black tie and shoulder plates)
 * Trigger: (He and Nutzy are in dark-blue robes)
 * Dodger: (Wearing sunglasses, and a dark blue scarf, and a gray suit)
 * Rita: (In a small white glittering dress)
 * Francis: (Wearing a dark-brown suit)
 * Einstien: (Wearing a dark-blue suit)
 * Tito: (Wearing a dark-orange suit with black spots) Hey, check it out, man! I look like a million bucks. (Chuckles) What do you think, Frankie?
 * Francis: For the last time, it's FRANCIS!!!!
 * Tito: Okay, what do you think, FRAN-CIS?
 * Francis: To be honest, I think you look like a kitten.
 * Tito: Oh, what do you know, ya' melodramatic jerk?
 * Merlin: (In a more formal version of his robe and hat)
 * Thief: (In a formal version of his robes) ("Is it just me, or do I look more like Jafar in his pedophile-like disguise? Seriously, it makes him look like a dork.)
 * Pinkie: Oh, don't worry about it, you look great.
 * Savio: (In a dark-green armholeless robe)
 * Shrek: (In the same clothes he wore as a human in Shrek 2, only big enough for him)
 * Donkey: (In a black tuxedo with a black tie) WHOO, this is better than when I was a stallion.
 * Puss in Boots: (Comes out wearing a black tuxedo and wearing his usual cape, boots, and hat)
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess that's everybody.
 * Rarity: Not quite, I have saved the best for last.
 * Icky: "Who's the last guy?"
 * Tigress: She meant Kairi's dress, Icky.
 * Icky: "DAAAHHH! AND I JUST CALLED KAIRI A GUY! I'M STUPID! STUPID STUPID, (Mimics something like this from The critic's review on Battlefield Earth)
 * Twilight: "....... What just happened?"
 * Rarity: "See, like i said, it suits him just fine."
 * (Taiku): "Try not to mind that folks, it seemed that icky was about to cuss alot, so i had to fast forword. Anyway, onto the Kairi's dress."
 * We now see a certain which Rarity is about to pull.
 * Rarity: "And now, dear friends. May I present, the princess of all gala attire!"
 * Cynder: "Ok, let's see it."
 * Rarity: With pleasre (Pulls the certain)
 * Kairi is seen in Princess-like attire and everyone was stunned.
 * Icky:...(His jaw drops even farther than ever, and his eyes cartoonishly pop out of their sockets, and fall to the ground, and stare at Kairi) DAMN, LOOK AT THAT FINE SEXY BODY!!!
 * Lord Shen: Prehistoric one, if you talk about Kairi's body one more time, I'll rip every feather off of your body, and throw you into the Canterlot public for 'everypony' to see!
 * Icky:...Got it.
 * Kairi: "Oh come on Uncle, you know Icky was just giving a complament."
 * Lord Shen: "I am just making sure he's careful on how he makes his complaments."
 * Spongebob: "Well, i think we're done with the dress look ats. Cause we already know about the Main 6's gala dresses awhile back, and Twilight is gonna wear her princess outfit since it accomindates Twilight's Alicorn wings."
 * Rarity: "Alchorse, i forgot about that issue. What ever did happened to that dress Twilight?"
 * Twilight: "Oh, i hope you don't mind, but, i gave it to my cousin Midnight Fate. She really seemed to like it."
 * Rarity: "Well to be fair, i didn't made it with the appearent possability you became an Alicorn in mind, but it's obviously for the best, i mean, better then for that marvelious dress to retire and collet dust. Bygones be bygones."
 * Lord Shen: "Well everyone, it's time we head for Canterlot and further help with final preperations for the big night."
 * Taiku: "Things were clearly going nice...... But sadly, as your clearly aware from the summery, things were to eventally go south.... Way, way, way, south."
 * A Guard outpost is seen on the boarders, as guards are seen protrolling the paths with huge fire cauldrons, meant to serve as early warnings of possable attack.
 * One guard is seen protroling one area of the fire Cauldron. Suddenly, he was smacked upside the head by a Raven, a near simular recolor of Maleficent's raven Dilabo. The smack made the guard lose his helmet.
 * The Raven lands on a flag pole, and looks at the confused guard.
 * The Guard is confused by this weirdness.
 * The Raven cawed!
 * The Guard: "The heck?"
 * Suddenly, a hook snagged the side of a huge wood wall.
 * Being a unicorn, the guard teleported to investigate, and see the hook. he looks over the edge, and see, more grabbling hooks about to get to the fence!
 * The Guard panics!
 * The Guard: "WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! LIGHT THE SIGNEL!"
 * Suddenly, from the post, burst out Fido, Spot, Rover, Garble and the dragon teens.
 * Spot: "Here pony, pony, pony!"
 * Garble: "Yeah, we don't bite.... We just punch!"
 * Guard gasps! He quickly got to the ladder before the brute teen dragon destroys it, and before Fido could grabbed him!
 * Fido: "You can't escaped us, pony?!"
 * The Guard got to the fire cauldron, suddenly, a shaodw appeared. It was NOS-4-A2, a member of team nefarious and part of the "Emperor Zurg" portion. he roared menicingly at the Guard, who was parlised in fear.
 * Then, more shadows appeared. It was Dr. Nefarious, Lawerence, Zig-Zag, and Emperor Zurg himself.
 * The Guard tries to ignit the flames, but he was disabled by Warp Darkmatter.
 * Warp: "Don't even try it, you girlly pony."
 * The Guard is in horror as other team nefarious members began to destroy the cauldrons.
 * Guard: "No.... Now all of Equestia doesn't know your here."
 * Dr. Nefarious grabs an Equestian flag, forms a magic fire ball thanks to his Darkspawn herritage, and destroys the cauldron, then burns the flag.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "All according to plan."
 * The Raven leaves the seen.
 * The same Raven arrives in it, to a silluetted figure.
 * ???: "Has the good doctor disabled the defences?"
 * The Raven nodded yes.
 * ???: "(Chuckles), Exsellent. I would like to see the fool that would dare interupt my plans.... (Chuckles quietly.)
 * Taiku: Now, I bet you guys are wondering what started Nefarious' latest goal to get to Kairi and why does that involve Blueblood, the silluetted figure you just saw? Oops! Unintended Spoiler! Is it not too late to ask you guys to pretend you didn't hear that?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "It's ok Taiku, they kinda already know from the Summery, it's no secret."
 * Taiku: So is it all right if I just told them how Nefarious began that scheme of his regarding Blueblood in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Oh, by all means, mainly cause Tman wants to make it happen."
 * Taiku: Right, Cause Halloween's coming up and my attendence will be needed in Dragonfire's Treehouse of Horror Fanmake and Tman wants to make finnishing this episode earily before then. (Clears Throat) Anyway as I was saying, I bet your wondering what started Nefarious' latest attempt to get Kairi by getting Blueblood involved in the first place?
 * Scroopfan's voice: "Well now that i think about, i am curious of this sudden plot change."
 * Taiku: Oh and dont worry about that, Scroopfan, when we get to the badguys making their move in very good time, Bueblood's gonna wish he never descided to fall victim to the deceit of evil, plan what he pulled untill Nefarious double crosses him and pick his "friends" more carefully. But it is kinda concerning Team Nefarious got in without notice right? Didn't anyone became aware of what they're up too, if not The Celestial Sisters, nor even the lougers? Let's find out. (Checks the script) Oh, ok. (Clears throat again) Before we can know about Nefarious' intentions, let's save that for later cause luckely, the incident at the Equestria Boarders didn't go unoticed cause the Celestial Sisters and the louge are still busy preparing for the gala. It started in Danville.
 * Perry appeared near a tree.
 * When no one was looking, he put on his hat, pulled on a branch which was a lever which opened a hole to his HQ and goes inside.
 * Perry goes to his screen and Major Monogram appears.
 * Major Monogram: Morning Agent P. We have a serious situation regarding that Villain Team Doofenzmirtz is running with.
 * Then Rachet and Clank appear along with Buzz Lightyear via hologrophic projection.
 * Major Mongram: "Would you boys care to do the honors of filling in what's going on?"
 * Rachet: With pleasure (Shows Perry a holographic projection of the incident at the Equestria Boarders)
 * Buzz: "As you can see, your nemisis Doofinshirts, My mortal Enemy Zurg and the Local nutcase Nefarious, as well as the rest of Team Nefarious have did something we didn't expected."
 * Major Monogram: You can't begin to inmagine how dangerous Nefarious is getting.
 * Clank: And according do our spying technology, I think we know what Team Nefarious is up too this time.
 * Buzz: "They have an annumimous benufacter funding them for a secret project involving a strange, yet to be identifived machine."
 * Clank: "Whatever it is, it could most assuringly be used for malcontent."
 * Major Monogram: "It would be too risky to directly warn the lougers, cause this benufacter may be near and wanr Nefarious to become desperate and pull a desperate plan. We have no choice but to play a waiting game and let Nefarious think he has the uper hand. In the meantime, once they leave the boarder camp you, the Space Rangers and Rachet and Clank are to free the capture guards and take them to a safe location. The fire Cauldrons have been destroyed, so it's mostly pointless to attempt the early warning system. We can only hope that, whoever these New Elements of Harmony are, they could be the lights to shine this unexpected rise in darkness. I wish you, Rachet, Clank, and the Rangers luck, Agent P."
 * Rachet: Thanks Major. Unless Nefarious and this Annumimous Benufacter are stopped along with that plan of their's, this could mean the first time they have actually won, along with the end.
 * Buzz: So, our job is when Nefarious and the Benufacter make their move and while they think they have the upperhand, we go into Equestria to assist the Lougers, uncover the identities of the New Elements of Harmony, destroy this machine and bring both Team Nefarious and their Benufacter to justice.
 * Major Monogram: "But it can't be just up to us, the Main 6, and the Lougers. Those Mysterious new element of harmony barers, could litterally mean the difference, between victory, and defeat."

Chapter 2: Lightning Dust's family/Family Traditions/The Matchmaker/where does Lightning belong/A Royal Invitation
Taiku's room. A bedroom. Hallway. Later, outside. Meanwhile, at a family shrine. Outside Town. (This song plays up during the preperation of Lightning Dust's traditional bride attire until the Matchmaker's cottage is reached. during the umbrella part, Lightning dust begins to have troubles with it, and causes her to get angry.)
 * Taiku: "And Man, was Monogram right. Cause Nefarious has quite a sceme in store for everyone, that even Star Command and OWCA, not even Rachet with his strongest gear could be able to dent Nefarious' plan. The new 5 element barers litterally are Equestia's best chance yet.... And who are these mares, you ask? If you want to know, give me cheer!"
 * The aduence gave a cheer.
 * Taiku: Allright, then. Look's like the story of how Nefarious scheme started will just have to wait a little longer. The first mare is a certain former rival of Rainbow Dash's at the Wonderbolt acadamy. And please, before you go and boo her, hear me out. Remember that this series proved time and time again, that even the likes of Mang himself, has legit and sometimes tragic reason why they act like jerks. and believe it or not, Lightning has some legit niceness to her, it's just, the town she's from and almost everyone in it except her family, friends, and near-powerful Mayor aunt can actselly give her a chance. She actselly had a grandfather who was a wonderbolt who was gonna retire, but died from a terriable goose accsident. Yeesh, and i thought that was only for planes, and an even more tragic story involving a very close to her friend. But, i'm ahead of myself. Do you people understood what i'm getting across?
 * The aduence mummered.
 * Taiku: Well if it helps, I'll show you what I mean. But unfortunatly Lightning's story ain't very pretty. (Uses a remote to show the audience of Lightning Dust's past while dubbed as Timon.) Please remain seated while the camera's in motion.
 * It hits apawn a simple town like Ponyville.
 * (Taiku): "Here we go. Now, here's the start of the story."
 * A familier green hoof is seen using ink to write on her arm.
 * Familier figure.
 * Lightning Dust: "Elegant..... Posed....... Intelligent........ Practical."
 * Lightning Dust: "Yes! My notes are completed!"
 * Rooster crows!
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh crap! I'm behind my chores!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed off!
 * Lightning Dust: "Little Sister! Little Sister! Little Sis-"
 * A hyper-active, cute little Pegicious that looks like Applebloom with wings and a yellow bow appears out of nowhere and pounces on Lightning!
 * The filly: "DUSTY DUSTY DUSTY?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh, there you are Little Sister Cutie Dust. (Baby Talk) Who's the cutest and smartest little sister ever?"
 * Cutie Dust: "I AM?!"
 * Lightning Dust: "Listen sis, i'm alittle behind my chores..... Agian..... Would you like to help me again!"
 * Cutie Dust cheered as she bounced around!
 * Cutie Bust bounced off Lightning Dust and begins to jump around!
 * Lightning attacthces a harness on her sister attached to a feed bag and stick with a hersey's chocolate bar dangling over Cutie Dust's head.
 * Cutie sees this, and had a face with Pinkie Pie like glee!
 * Cutie Dust: "CANDY?!"
 * Cutie Dust zoomed after the candy as chicken feed spills out!
 * Lightning Dust: "I'm awesome when i'm reshoresful."
 * Cutie Dust repeatedly screamed Candy as she zoomed past some chickens, who quickly began to eat the feed, and zoomes passed A Sayter simular to Phil, but had a blone beard and hair.
 * Sayter: "What the Hera?"
 * Lightning Dust came up.
 * Sayter: "Let me guess kid, THAT was you?"
 * Lightning Dust: "What? She likes to help me."
 * A crippled wing old Pegicious Staillian stood under a shrine honoring a wonderbolt by the name of "Shining Dust", along with a few other family shrine tombs, as he was lighting a candle on a holder not too differnet from the one from Mulan. he had a crutch under his wing cause of his condition, and was in a prayer position.
 * The Pehicious Staillian: "Please, Dust family of the past, please ask the Devines to let Dust br able to do good this one day of all days, the most impourent of her life."
 * (Taiku): Ok, you guys need to know something very important about this old stallion. That's Lightning's father, former old War Veteran Thunder Clash "Dust". The Clash Family and the Dusts had married for some generations now, he was once a war veteran and one of Equestria's Famous Legends since I have his EFL card. He is since retired, but it has nothing to do with the crippled wing. He didn't got it crippled from some unknown war in the past. It was during a flight with some old army buddies and he had a bad accsident when he saved Lightning's mother, his now wife, from a serious crash involving a falling tree. He pushed her out of the way, but his wing was brutally crushed.... Doctors said it couldn't be saved. It broken him. He only knew the army life, and thanks to having to retire cause he can't fly properly anymore, he feels, empty. But that accsident also enlighten him that the devines themselfs were watching over him that he's still alive at all. He hoped that his daughter becoming a wonderbolt would restore his honor to the Clash/Dust name, but..... We know on how well THAT ended. He still cares for Lightning Dust and seriously values her as a daughter, but....
 * Cutie Dust zooms around the un-reacting Thunder Dust, circling him in bird feed, as chickens appeared and ate the food.
 * (Taiku): "Need i say more?"
 * Thunder Dust: "Please.... Help her."
 * Lightning Dust: (Cutie Dust is reaching for the candy bar) Nice work, Cutie. (Takes the candy bar off, and gives it to her)
 * Cutie: YES!!! Chocolate with caramel and macadamian. (Eats it, and speaks with her mouth full) Plus, it doesn't even have THAT many calories.
 * Lightning Dust: Father, I brought ya--(Bumps, and drops the cup, but Thunder grabs the teapot before it drops)
 * Thunder: Lightning, darling, be careful.
 * Lightning: Oh, don't worry, father, I brought a spare. Just remember that your crippled wing cramps if you don't get enough tea in the morning.
 * The Sayter from before came in.
 * Thunder: "Good morning Bill."
 * Bill the Sayter: "Mornin' Thunder."
 * Lightning: "And you have to remember to ge twice amount of sleep by 7:00 PM to 9:00 AM, and remember to keep that wing in neutrol temeratures to keep that wing from acting up."
 * Thunder: "Lightning, you are late for something."
 * Lightning: "No sweat, i'll get to it when i can. The most impourent thing is to remember not to fly. A cripple wing is incapable of flight, or at least proper flight."
 * Thunder: "Why did you think i had to retire since that fateful day when i first met your mother... to retire at such a young age, cause of a broken wing.... I actselly did hoped that-"
 * Lightning: "I know dad, and, i'm very sorry for that, it's just, i made a few mistakes, and that rainbow slut tattled on me before i could've find her and explained to her why i was so, determined like that! Now she and the wonderbolts see me as just some selfish and arrigant trouble making punk, like everyone else in town.... It's not fair to me too, you know."
 * Thunder sighs, knowing well Lightning still has alot to learn.
 * Thunder: "You can still make it right, Lightning... And you will always have our love and support..... Now, i think there's an apointmen for you to attend."
 * Lightning: "I'm just waiting for Speed and Hurricane."
 * ???: "WHHHAAA-HOOOOOOO! YEAH?!"
 * Bill: "Well speak of the devil......"
 * Two light green Horse Pegicious Staillians appeared. One was a green verson of Hercule's Pegicious, the other was Green Pegicious verson of Mulan's horse. The Green Hercules Pegcious was Speed, and the Mulan Horse Pegcious look-a-like was Hurricane.
 * Speed: "HEY HURRICANE! BET YOU CAN'T CATCH UP!?"
 * Hurricane: "DANG IT SPEED, WE'RE SUPPOSE TO PICK UP OUR SISTER TO MEET MOM IN TOWN?!"
 * (Taiku): "I bet your wondering? Who is Speed, the chris rock sound-alike green clone of Pegicious from Hercules, and the other one who looks like Mulan's horse and sounds like the guy who played Manny the Mammoth? And more impourently, why are they Pegicious horses and not ponies? Well, remember when Mr. Cake about the cake family linage having Unicorns and Pegicious in it when they were earth ponies?"
 * Hurricane: SPEED, LOOK OUT!
 * Speed: "YOUR JUST TRYING TO SPOIL MY FU-" (Rams into a tree, which almost falls onto Thunder until Lightning saves him)
 * Lightning: Guys, be careful! You almost crushed our dad.
 * (Taiku): Yeah, LD's family had a LOT of Non-Equestrian members in their families. And trust me, it wasn't good for Lightning's mother's womb to carry. She almost bursted thanks to it. (Laughs)...But anyway, back to the story.
 * Hurricane lands.
 * Hurricane: "Sorry we were late dad. Speed got us lost..... Again..... for the upteenth time in the row."
 * Speed: "Hey, don't you pin this on me!"
 * Thunder: "Boys, boys! Please. Now of all days is too impourent now. Our traditon requires the first daughter of the family to see the honorable Matchmaker."
 * Speed: "That mean ol' hunk of beef? She is unbelievely strict!"
 * Hurricane: "I can't say i don't agree with that statement, but she's the only matchmaker in this town, Speed. Get over it."
 * Thunder: "She is already running late. She has to go there now."
 * Hurricane: "You can count on us dad. Come on Lightning, let's not keep that tub of Hamburger meat waiting."
 * Speed: "Yeah, Mom is waiting for us in town!"
 * Hurricane (To turns to a llama he carried on his back with a broken leg) Well when Tonya twisted her ankle back there, I thought we were done for.
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa wait, why do we need a llama when we're perfectly capable of flight?"
 * Hurricane: "Well gee, Speed, forgot the fact since dad can't fly anymore cause of his wing, we need a llama cart to take him everywhere?"
 * Speed: "Oh yeah.... But we clearly don't need a llama, and Lightning does not need one."
 * Hurricane: "Just take Tonya to the farm."
 * Lightning Dust: "I'll do it!"
 * Hurricane: Just be very careful with her, Lightning. Not only she is Dad's puller, she is my pride and joy.
 * Lightning Dust picks up Tonya, and struggles abit.
 * Lightning: "Aw gees, Hurricane, what did you feed her this morning? Did she gain some wiaght?"
 * Hurricane: "She's not fat. It's her fur. It makes her look poofy. Also, it's because your a pony, and llama's are abit more heavier then ponies."
 * Dispite the extra waight, Lightning had no problem quickly taking Tonya to the farm and came back.
 * Speed: "Well, with Tonya out of comission, i guess dad can't come with us, cause the only other way to get to town quicker is flight, and he can't fly with that wing banged up! I mean, why can't we just take him to Celestia so she can use some kind of healing magic to heal his wing?"
 * Lightning: Well, I did that once, and Celestia told me that she couldn't do such a favor because...you know...it's just a part of life. It's like making a mortal immortal. No God would allow that to happen. (Sighs) Sometimes I wish Daisy was still here to give me some hope. May she rest in piece...(Quietly sobs, but then shakes it off) Well, let's get going. At least Daisy will be proud of me for honoring my families' legacy. (The siblings fly away)
 * Cutie:...Father?
 * Thunder: I'm going to...pray some more. And Cutie? You should propbuly get to shcool now.
 * Bill: "Well, i better go with them as well."
 * Bill walks away.
 * Bill: "Gah, i got a fur wedge!"
 * (Taiku): Now I know what you're thinking. Why is this similar to the beginning of Mulan? Well, the fact is that Lightning Dust was raised in a family with Chinese customs, yet blends in with Equestrian English customs. Lightning's father's great great grandfather was from Coltina, and got married to a beautiful pegasi from Cloudsdale, and continued their own legacy through Lightning Dust. But apparently, since Lightning Dust's life didn't go so well after what she said about this 'Daisy' person, but we'll get to her later. She's not doing very well, but that will all change when Celestia calls her to the Grand Galloping Gala and believe me it was a good thing she did with Nefarious' plan and the evil coming with it still on the horizon. But let's save that in good timing.
 * A busling town of ponies and Mythic creatures of legend are seen in town, working and funcioning.
 * A greenish Blue Pegicous Pony Mare is pacing around in worry, while a familer night blue unicorn and some new ponies are seen in the background.
 * Suddenly, a Spa Pony appeared.
 * Spa Pony: "Sunshine Dust, is your daughter here yet? That Matchmaker is not a patent cow."
 * The Spa Pony enters back in.
 * Sunshine Dust, the blue pegicious: "Ohh, she's late again. I should've wished for the past dust family members for luck."
 * An old mare pegicious, who looks like a pegicious verson Granny Smith, but in a granny dress walks up.
 * The old mare: "How lucky can all of them be? They're dead. I got a better solution to that."
 * The old mare shows Sunshine a caged green sprite.
 * Old Mare: "A luck sprite."
 * Sunshine: "Mom, where did you get a luck sprite at this hour? They're incredability rare!"
 * Old Mare: An old friend of mine gave this luck sprite to me. Not as powerful as a luck dragon but this will do.
 * The Luck Sprite (Who sounds like Kuzco and Spark's first Legend of Spyro voice): "Listen, i don't know why i am here, but listen, i'll pay you guys whatever you need to-"
 * Old Mare: "Allow me to deminstracte."
 * Luck Sprite: "Oh what am i, chopped liver?"
 * Sunshine: "And how are you gonna deminstracte?"
 * Old Mare: Observe.
 * The Old Mare nears the corner of the block.
 * Sunshine Dust becomes concern.
 * Sunshine: "Mother....? What are you doing?"
 * The Old Mare didn't made a respondse.
 * Luck Sprite: Are you Crazy?!?
 * The Old Mare places on a blind fold, and proceeds to walk across a busy street filled with moving carts riden by big animals like Oxes and Steers, give or take the occational un-flying ground dragon.
 * Luck Sprite: "GREAT LUCKY CHARMS NO?!"
 * Sunshine: "MOTHER!"
 * Various carts began to halt as Ponies Mythic creatures began to scream!
 * CRASH!
 * The Old Mare made it out alright, as we view an incredable mess.
 * Old Mare: "See? This Sprite is a lucky one."
 * The poor sprite began to faint!
 * Sunshine facehoof. She doesn't know who's more destructive, Lightning's occational antics or her own mother's.
 * Sunshine: "Midnight, just what am i gonna do with this family?"
 * (Taiku): See what I mean? Sunshine has to put up alot with her family. And who are the mares with Midnight whom she and Lighting will help our herose, Perry, Star Command and Rachet stand against Nefarious' lastest scheme yet and Blueblood, the Annumimous Benufacter behind it all untill he got more then he bargined for? You'll see in good time.
 * Suddenly, Lightning, Hurricane, and Speed appeared.
 * Lightning: "(Singing) The Lightning has arr-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ivve-duh! Thank you very much!"
 * Sunshine Dust stares at Lightning.
 * Lightning: "What? Do i have something in my teeth?"
 * Sunshine: "More like alot of things in your mane."
 * Lightning Dust: "Uh, i can explain, you see-"
 * Sunshine: "None of your exquses, it's off to the Spa to prep you to the Matchmaker young lady! Your friends had already readied themselfs, so you must as well!"

Matchmaker's cottage. Outside Dust home. (She then sings.)
 * The Matchmaker bursts out. She was a big black and white cow in regel clothing.
 * Matchmaker: "Lightning Power Dust?"
 * Lightning is seen beating up the umbrellia, until she got angry enough at the thing to have a rant simular to this.
 * Midnight and the other friends of Lightning face-hoofed.
 * The Matchmaker: "Speaking without permission.... AND cussing!"
 * Lightning: "D'OH?!"
 * Bill (who arrived during the song): "Gees, who soured her milk?"
 * The Old Mare: "My thoughts exsactly."
 * Hurricane: "Granny Dusty, Bill, please!"
 * The Matchmaker gestures Lightning to come inside.
 * Sunshine: "Oh please let her please the Matchmaker."
 * Midnight: Good luck, Lightning. Your gonna need it.
 * Lightning Dust stood as she is exsampled by the Matchmaker.
 * Matchmaker: "Short, stalky. It's questionable how you have Horse Pegicious genes in you."
 * Lightning: "I took more after my d-"
 * Mathmaker shoved a hoof in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "No permission to speak, young lady. I suppose you might be suitable for members of your own kind."
 * While the Matchmaker was busy writing on her clipboard, the Luck Sprite escaped, while Lightning Dust struggled to keep it from escaping! As the Matchmaker is about to speak to Lightning, Lightning had to hid the sprite in her mouth.
 * Matchmaker: "Recite the following cred."
 * Lightning gluped nervously, but was careful not to actsidently shallow the luck sprite. Then, she remembered her notes she wrote on her arm, she hides behind her chinese fan, and without the Matchmaker noticing, spits out the luck sprite.
 * Luck Spite: (While covered in siliva) Ok, I do not wanna do that again. That pony needs to brush her teeth more. I'm no dentist, but i think she nhas spinich stuck in there, so floss while your at it. Plus, alot of mouthwash.
 * Lightning: "A bride must be- (sees her notes are washed up from her bath during the song, forcing to improvised on her own), Uh, Posed, Eligant, practical.......and, and, uh..... Smart?"
 * The Matchmaker grabs her wet ink arm, and inspects the fan, thinking she was using the fan as a cheat. It was inconclusive.
 * The Matchmaker: "Not the best order of the cred, Miss Dust, but better then nothing i suppose. Walk this way."
 * The Matchmaker takes Lightning Dust to a table with a tea tray.
 * The Matchmaker: Now, pour the tea.
 * Lightning Dust grabs the tea pot and pours in the tea into the cup.
 * Lighting Dust: (Self Thoughts) Oh Devines, help me pull this off. If I mess this up, my life will be over.... In some sense.
 * Matchmaker: "Now, to please your future in-laws, if that's possable with someone of your reputation, you must deminstract a sense of (unknowly wipes the ink on her face, forming a painted beard) dignity."
 * Awkword drum sound.
 * Lightning Dust stared at the painted beard. She begins to snickered.
 * (Taiku): Ok here comes the part were things began to get out of hand. If you seen Mulan, then you know EXACTLY what goes down.
 * The Matchmaker: "And grace... (Notices Lightning Snickering), What, prey tell, is so funny, Miss Dust?"
 * Lightning regained control.
 * Lightning: "Nothing Matchmaker, i was uh, thinking of a joke."
 * Matchmaker rolled her eyes in annoyence.
 * While the Matchmaker wasn't paying attention, Lightning noticed The Luck Sprite lounging in the  tea.
 * Luck Sprite: "Ahh, I always wanted a tea jacuzzi."
 * Lightning (quietly): "Oh no."
 * The Matchmaker had her eyes closed, so she is not aware of the Luck Sprite as she picked up the cup.
 * Lightning: Um, excuse me.
 * Matchmaker: "AND SILENENCE!"
 * The Matchmaker is about to drink the tea, to the fear of the Luck Sprite.
 * Luck Sprite (quietly): "Help me."
 * Lightning Dust: (Wording 'WHAT DO I DO?!?')
 * Luck Sprite: (Quietly) What?
 * Lightning Dust: (Sighs, and tries to get the Luck Sprite) Sorry about this, Miss Matchmaker, but I'm afraid there's a--WHOAH!!! (Accidentally spills the tea on Matchmaker's milk glands)
 * Matchmaker: OOOWWW!!! MY SENSITIVE WEENS!!! WHY YOU INSOLENT CLUMSY PEGASUS!!!
 * The Luck Sprite slips in the Matchmaker's regel attire.
 * Matchmaker: "I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO GLUE, THEN I'LL-"
 * (Taiku): Then the craziet thing just happened.
 * Matchmaker: Whoo-wha-what in the name of Celestia is in my clothes? (Sees the sprite)
 * Sprite:...Uhh...hello?
 * Matchmaker: (Squeals like a girl) A SPRITE!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!
 * Lightning Dust: I should've known bringing that Luck Sprite with me was a bad idea. (Sighs) I guess I'll just--(Accidentally pushes the Matchmaker into sitting on the fireplace, setting her butt ablaze)
 * Matchmaker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!
 * Lightning Dust: This isn't going well for me.
 * Granny Dusty: I can tell it's going well already. Don't you?
 * The Matchmaker burst out still screaming!
 * Lightning Dust quickly got a rain cloud!
 * Matchmaker: "PUT IT OUT PUT IT OUT, PUT IT OOOOOUUUUUUU-"
 * Then the rain cloud began to rain on the cow to extinquish the flames.
 * The Matchmaker is wet, her face covered is melting ink and her own make-up, her dress is ruined, her udders burn of hot tea, and now she's embarised in front of the populus to see.
 * Lightning Dust noticed the anger in The Matchmaker's face.
 * Lightning: "Uh.... Coming mother!"
 * Lightning Dust made a run for it!
 * The Luck Sprite quickly got back in the cage!
 * Luck Sprite: "I feel more safer here in near that hunk of beef!"
 * Hurricane: "(Sarcasticly) Oh, now this is perfect."
 * Bill: Lightning, what in the name of Celestia just happened?
 * Lightning: "Guys, i didn't mean too, this stupid sprite got me into trouble, and-"
 * Matchmaker: This...is the last (Screaming) STRAW, BILL!!!
 * The other town's ponies and Mythic Creatures began to gang up.
 * A Fat Minotaur: "This is worse then the time she wreaked the town, no doubt!"
 * A female Earth Pony: "That mare is still a menace!"
 * A Unicorn male: "She's too dangerious to even be around the Matchmaker! Let alone normal people!"
 * Speed: "Whoa whoa whoa, just what is everyone's problem here?"
 * Matchmaker: SHE PUT A F***** LUCK SPRITE IN MY CLOTHES!!!
 * Lightning: "No i didn't! That stupid bug person broke out of his cage and was casuing trouble! It would've gone fine if that stupid cage had a better lock!"
 * Bill: She didn't mean any real harm, she's just a kid. She just can't controll her speed and strength.
 * Hurricane: Yeah, can't you guys just see that accidents happen?
 * Matchmaker: "She may be part of the exstingish Dust Family, and the Granddaughter of the great Shining Dust no less, but she will NEVER bring him, or anyone honor?!"
 * Fat Minotaur: "Nothing personal, Dust Family, but you better keep that, that, FREAK! AWAY FROM HERE?!"
 * The mob was shouting in agreement!
 * ???: "THAT, IS, ENOUGH?!"
 * A dark green Pegicious verson of Mayor Mare appeared.
 * Fat Minotaur: "Mayor Dust, why ii'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'i'it's, (studders), it's you!"
 * Mayor Dust: "I am tired of everyone treating my niece with just, dis-stain! She never means any harm! AT least not intentionaly...."
 * Lightning: "Oh, Auntie, thanks, you really saved my skin this time arou-"
 * Mayor Dust: "But...... I must ask you, stayed clear of town for awhile, Lightning. Anymore accsidents and these people will crave blood. I'm sorry, but as mayor, not your aunt, i.... I have to give you a 5-month ban from entering this town again. I could only prevent these people from hurting you in more ways then one for only so long."
 * Lightning: "Your.... Your kicking me out of town Auntie? But, but, Auntie, it wasn't my fault."
 * Mayor Dust: "I'm sorry, Lightning, but, i'm helpless to ever make these people understand. Please tell your father i meant no ill will."
 * The Mob cheered as the Mayor, who normally defended Lightning, now finally punished her.
 * Hurricane: "Come on Lightning, we know when we're not wanted."
 * Speed: "Betrayed by Aunt Jewel?! OHH, THE HORROR!"
 * Granny Dust: "Hmm, so much for family stays togather no matter what."
 * Sunshine: "Jewel, how could you betray your brother like this?"
 * Bill: "(Groans in disappointment.)"
 * Midnight and her friends stood sadly, as they are helpless as well to do anything, as the defeated Dust family and Bill are forced to leave.
 * Luck Sprite: "Lucky, what have you done this time? I'm so stupid?!"
 * (Taiku): Total bummer huh? It gets sadder from here folks.
 * Lightning Dust salked on the outskirts, as she sees  Her mother going to talk to her father, who both see Lightning. Lightning walked away, whimpering.
 * Cutie Dust appear, joyful!
 * Cutie Dust: "SISTER!"
 * Lightning Dust walked away crying, paying no attention to Cutie.
 * Cutie Dust: "Sis?"
 * Lightning Dust stood before a water stool for the Llamas they farmed. She is ashamed that everyone hates her, everything goes wrong, because of herself. Lightning is hated and under appresiated... in fact, not appresiated at all.
 * Lightning Dust: "Why me?"
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry.

(I know it's weird for a girl to sing a guy's song, but hey, we need to add Hercules/Mulan elements here.)
 * Lucky the Luck Sprite: "I blew it...... I broke her chance to finally do right.... I'm a jerk face."
 * Lightning Dust sits on a lone bench near an orcrid tree.
 * Lightning Dust begins to cry more.
 * Lucky landed on the first tree brench next to Lightning, and only stares in sadness, in regret of what he did.
 * Lucky: "Who's gonna help her buck up and feel better? Well, it can't be me, i was the one who did this, gah, i was so stupid! But then, who's gonna help her?"
 * Then Thunder Dust appeared and spoke to his daughter in confort.
 * Thunder Dust: Oh Lightning, you shouldent let what those people and Sister Jewel said back there get to you.
 * Lightning: "I can't help it. No matter what i do, they're never gonna stop. Being a wonderbolt was my only hope of finally proving myself to those people that i can do right..... But then, that rainbow pony ruined it for me! Now i got banned because of the Matchmaker! It's not fair! (crying) it's just not fair! I tried everything I could to fit it, but I feel like I belong somewhere else.
 * Thunder Dust: Lightning, honey....
 * Lightning: It doesn't make any sense. (Leaves)
 * Then a familiar song from Hercules starts as Lighting wondered about when will her destiny will come.



(After both verses before the final reprhase) Outskirts of town. Dust Family shrine.
 * Lightning stood in front of her Grandfather Shining's shrine.
 * Lightning: "Grandfather.... I need your guidence..... Will i ever belong anywhere? Well i ever be able to prove to everyone that, i can be good, like you?"
 * Lightning closed her eyes, and continued to shed tears.
 * (Taiku): And just when Lightning was about to lose hope.....
 * The Candle on the Dragon candle holder vaninshed.
 * The Shrine of Shining Dust began glow a spirital glow.
 * Lightning was surprised by the unexpected occurrence!
 * Lightning: "Wha, what, what's happening?!"
 * ???: Lightning.
 * Lightning: Grandfather?
 * Suddenly, strange spirital lights began to form.
 * This caused a frighten Lightning to fall on her back, and reverse crawl away from what is going on!
 * Suddenly the doors to the shrine closed.
 * Lightning Dust begins to panic.
 * Lightning: "Wha-what, what is going on?! This better not be one of your pranks, Speed!"
 * ??? This is not one of your brother's pranks I'm afraid.
 * Lightning now is really in a panic.
 * Lightning: "Then who are you?!"
 * Lightning closed her eyes in fear! She is normally a brave mare, but she has been caught in a helpless position and caught off her guard! She is also dealing with an unfamilier force.
 * Then Lightning opened her eyes as she sees the floating spirits of her grandfather and her ancestors.
 * Lightning Dust: "Gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-gh-gh-gh-gh-ghg-hg-ghgh-GHOSTS?!"
 * Lightning fainted.
 * One of the ansisters: "I knew it! I knew it! Reveiling ourselfs to her was trouble at the start!"
 * The Ansister Next to her: "Don't look at me, it wasn't my idea!"
 * Shining Dust: "I know how to fix this."
 * Shining Flouts to the dragon candle.
 * Shining Dust: "Chow Mein, awake."
 * Suddenly, the candle holder dropped down, as smoke appeared as it began to bang around!
 * Then A Blue version of Mushu amerged.
 * Chow Mein: I LIVE!!!! SO TELL ME WHAT MORTAL NEEDS MY PROTACTION SHINY BABY! YOU JUST SAY THE WORD AND I'M THERE?!
 * Shining Dust: "Alchorse, well-"
 * Chow Mein: "And let just say something, anyone who dares threaten our family, VENEGENCE WILL BE MINE?!"
 * Lucky the luck sprite was also in here, hidden, who has been following Lightning Dust, is shocked by what he is seening.
 * Chow Mein is making acting growls!
 * Shining Dust: Chow Mein. We must inform Lightning of the prophecy about her destiney. But unfortunatly, she fainted.
 * Chow Mein: "So, i have to wake her up somehow? Now how am i gonna-"
 * Chow Mein sees Lucky.
 * Lucky: "Uh, i didn't see anything, i swear!"
 * Chow Mein: "Perfect!"
 * Chow Mein grabs Lucky, and turns his wings around like an alarm clock! Then Chow Mein holds Lucky to Lightning's ear, Lucky ringing like an actual alerm clock, causing Lightning to ster.
 * Chow Mein: Allright, rise and shine fainting beauty!
 * Lightning: "(Sterring) Oh, what's going on? Where am i- (Sees Chow Mein) AHHHHHHH! FREAKY TALKING LIZARD?!"
 * Chow Mein: Hey, Dragon! Dra-gon, not lizard. And I dont do that tounge thing like my cousin, Mushu.
 * Lightning: "But, your alittle, small."
 * Chow Mein: "Alchorse, I'm travel size for convinece! If i was my REAL size i wouldn't fit in this room right now!"
 * Lightning: "I'm dreaming. I got to be dreaming."
 * Lightning punched herself in the face!
 * Lightning: "OW?! Aw crap, this is actselly happening! This wouldn't have anything to do with the Matchmaker mess would it? I wasn't my fault! The Sprite got out and everything went to crud! I can't go to town for 5 months now because everyone hates me cause i'm not a wonderbolt cause that SLUT RAINBOW BITCH and now, even dead people and a little dragon are gonna judge me now!"
 * Chow Mein: "Hey now, i'm the family dragon guardian, why would why judge you girl?"
 * Lightning: "Just please be merciful! I took enough abuse today from the townspeople almost daily!"
 * Shining Dust: Look, Lightning Dust were not here to pass judgement on you.
 * Lightning: Your not?
 * Shining Dust: We have come to show you a propechy of a great evil which will soon happen. A propechy that will also change your unfortunate fate for the better.
 * Lightning: "Wait.... I thought great evils are suppose to, you know, make everything worse?"
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Do you want your life to get better and find your rightful place in the world or not?
 * Lightning: I do.
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Then pay atttention.
 * Shining Dust: "But we understand your curiosity. And, perhaps it is my fault for not explaining it better. I meant, AFTER the Great Evil has been defeated."
 * Lightning: "Oh, ok, that makes much more sense."
 * Shining Dust then used his spirital powers to create a vision of Prince Blueblood in cahoots with Team Nefarious, The Teen Dragons who bulleyed Spike and the Diamond Dogs.
 * Lightning: "Who's the tin weirdo?"
 * Shining: That Lightning, is Doctor Nefarious, the leader of a team of outcasted villains and he has a feirce reputation as a Darkspawn Lord.
 * Lightning: "Da-da-da-darkspawn lord? But, i thought they were all gone!"
 * Shining: Lightning, the Darkspawn are still around but they were defeated by the Devines and the couragous efforts of a kung fu Indigo Dragon and his friends, and have been sealed away in the Banish Realms untill the seal is broken by seven maidens of the purest heart. However, there are a few darkspawn that had escaped sharing their kin's fate.
 * Lightning: "But why is here? What does he want with Equestia?"
 * One of the Dust Ancestors: Shining is about to get to that.
 * Chow Mein: "But trust me on this, it ain't gonna be pretty."
 * Shining: What Nefarious wants with Equestria is part of his distrubing ambitions to merry one of the pure hearted maidens another one of his attempts to seize the methihorical key for the great generator, or what he claims to be the elements of harmony, and a conspiracy regarding this young stallion, Celestia and Luna's nephew, Prince Blueblood.
 * Lightning: "You mean that loser who screwed up the Gala? What good is that goofball to Tinface?"
 * Shining: Blueblood's newly made jealiosuy for Twilight Sparkle's ascention into Alicorn hood had grown to fierce and where jeailousy thrives, bad and terrible things will follow.
 * Lightning: "But..... What can i do to stop this? All i am is a screw up."
 * A Female Dust Ancestor: Here comes the part were stoping this evil changes your fate.
 * Shining: If Blueblood continues down this dark jealous path and trusting Team Nefarious untill it is too late for him, they will be defeated by the new elements of harmony which you are desdinted to be one of them.
 * Lightning: "Mah-mah mah ME?! An Element of Harmony barer?! I, i can't believe it! This is so cool!"
 * Chow Mein: "Freaking cool stuff, right?"
 * Lightning: "......I almost can't believe this.... Ok, what do you guys want me to do first?"
 * Shining Dust: "First, you must seek more improvement on your training with Bill, the trainer of the dust family. What you do after words, is up to you."
 * Lightning: "Get Bill to train me more.... Got it. But..... How am i gonna get to Canterlot?"
 * Shining Dust: "You'll find out soon enough when- (Drums are heard), Oh, right on time."
 * Lightning: "Who's on time?"
 * Shining Dust: "Celestia's royal curriors. Go Dust. desteny awaits."
 * The doors open.
 * Lightning smiles, and zooms out!
 * Shining Dust: "Chow Mein. I want to look after Lightning. She may require your protaction."
 * Chow Mein: "You guys can count on me!"
 * Lucky: "I want to help too! I wanna make up for making that mess happen!"
 * Chow Mein: "Hey, what makes you think YOUR coming?"
 * Luck Sprite: I'm basically a Luck Sprite. I'm kind of...well...lucky.
 * Chow Mein: Lucky? YOU? (Laughs) Do I look like a sucker to you?
 * Luck Sprite: More like a loser.
 * Chow Mein: What do you mean a loser? How 'bout I pop off your wings, and throw them across the yard, then who's the loser, me or you?
 * Luck Sprite: Still you, DORK!
 * A colt in a drum tower, As regel looking Pegicous ponies appear, and land, gaining the attention of the town's inhapitnets.
 * Lightning Dust, Chow Mein, and Lucky watch in secret.
 * Among the crowd was Lightning;s family, Midnight Fate and the still-un-named friends, and Bill.
 * Suddenly, Princess Luna herself appeared in her night themed chariot and bat ponies.
 * It was the awe to everyone there.
 * Luna: Citizens of this fare community. I bring a message from Princess Celestia herself. She has finally chosen the final bearer of the last Original Element of Harmony: Courage. (Everyone is surprised) She has sent me to find this pegasus and bring her to this year's Grand Galloping Gala with the other 4 Bearers, which will aid the other 6 Elements of Harmony in their quest to keep peace in Equestria.
 * Lightning:...Wow.
 * Luna: This pegasus is rumored to have been a former Wonderbolt who was kicked out for reckless endangerment of the other recruits. Her name: Lightning Dust.
 * Unicorn Stallion: WHAT?!?
 * Lightning Dust: (Gasps) YES!!!
 * Earth Pony: Hold on a second! Why would Celestia choose her? She's clumsy, she's a total screw-up, and--
 * Lightning Dust: WAIT! (Zooms up) You can't question the Princess! She knows best! (To Luna) Your higness, I am the one you seek.
 * The Fat Minotaur appears and shoves Lightning away!
 * The Fat Minotaur: "Please reconsider, Lady Luna. That, freak, is nothing but a trouble-maker, and there-fore, unworthy to even-"
 * Luna (Royal Canterlot voice): "THOU DARE QUESTION THE WILL OF THE ALICORN PRINCESSES?! (eyes glow white) ANY AND ALL WHO QUESTION THE WILL OF THE SUN AND MOON WILL FACE A BANISHMENT WORTHY OF A DARKPSAWN! THOU ARE REQUESTED TO FORSAKE ANY PAST GRIVENCES AND MAKE AMENDS!"
 * Fat Minotaur: "But she reaked the town once. And assulted the Matchmaker! In what indecation, does that represent courage?"
 * Luna: "My sister's intentions may be hard to understand, but that does not imply she's wrong. Though we are not infalliable, we are not completely flawed either. Celestia, nor I, are the ones who hold grudges like mortals, OR the likes of you, minotaur. She, and her friends who are also choosen as the new elements are to be respected and hailed."
 * Fat Minotaur: "But, but, but, she'll end up breaking aparat Canterlot in a minute! You need to find-"
 * ???: "Enough!"
 * Mayor Jewel Dust appears again.
 * Mayor Dust: "I may had not defended my niece before, but this time, i will! And to offer a change in her sentence! Perhaps this, unexpected event, whether some of you would accept it or not, is a blessing in disguise. (To Lightning), My niece, as a personal apologie from me, you are lifted from your 5-month exsile. (Crowd groans). But, under the condition you are in a community service. Lightning, you must become an element barer, and finally prove to the unappreisated masses that you can do good, and finally do Shining honor. Never has a chance like this came, Lightning Dust. This is your oppertunity to shine."
 * Lightning hugged Mayor Dust in a full embraced.
 * Lightning: "Thank you for giving me another chance auntie."
 * Her family begins to come and praise Lightning Dust.
 * Bill came forword as well, so did Midnight Fate and Lightning's other friends.
 * Lightning looked at Midnight.
 * Lightning: "Midnight, this is an incredable break! I'm an Element barer!"
 * Midnight: "And the best part is, your not the only one!"
 * Lightning: "What do you mean?"
 * Midnight: Hello, your looking at another Element Bearer too. And so are your friends.
 * Lightning: "My gosh, no way! Helping Hooves?".
 * (Taiku): Ok, now's the time for me to introduce the mares who are Midnight and Lighting's fellow element of harmony bearers.
 * A green mare that resembles Applejack came forth.
 * Green Mare: "Yup Lightning, i got yer back!"
 * Lightning: "Kindheart?"
 * A Pink verseon of Rarity came forward.
 * Pink Mare: "Why darling, your not anywhere near wrong! We became Elelment girls!"
 * Lightning: "Even Sincere Fun-"
 * A Yellow Mare with her mane tamed down popped out of nowhere!
 * Yellow: "SURPRISE?!"
 * Lightning jumped!
 * Lightning: "You too, Funtime?"
 * Sincere Funtime the Yellow mare.: "We're surprised as you are!"
 * Kindheart the Pink Mare: "To be given such a grand position, it's the upmost honor!"
 * Helping Hooves the green mare: "If this doesn't make the townpeople realise you ain't bad at all, i ain't what will."
 * the town's people are just, stunned.
 * Midnight: "Well, you left them speechless at least."
 * Lightning: "This is the greatest thing ever guys! I'll, i'll come back just a minute, i got to thank Grandpa for really helping me out here!"
 * Lightning Dust zoomed away from the scene!
 * Luna: "Miss Midnight, when she comes back, tell her she is allowed to bring a few guests if she desires."
 * Lightning rushed in!
 * Lightning: "Grandpa, thank you for everything!"
 * Shining smiled.
 * Lightning: "I haven't feeled more empowered in my life! This is really gonna help me get on top! (hugs Shining Dust even dispite that he's a spirit) I won't let you down!"
 * Lightning lets go, and zooms off!
 * Shining: "Good luck, little Lightning."
 * Shining and the other ansisters vanished back into the shrines, as a reprhease of the same song before begns!

Town. Bill's place. Inside. (It went something like this, but make the Sparkle Cola thing absint.)
 * Lightning lands.
 * Lightning: "Hey Luna, i was wondering, can i bring a few extra-"
 * Midnight: "Luna asked me to tell you that. Your allowed to invite a few guests."
 * Lightning: "How many?"
 * Midnight: "5."
 * Lightning: "Ok, then i want Hurricane, Speed, Bill, Chow Mein and Lucky to come with me."
 * Midnight: "Ok, i know well of thy brothers, and I knwon of a Bill, the trainer of your father and grandfather, but, who are Chow Mein and lucky?"
 * Lightning: "I'll explain later."
 * Midnight: "Very well, i understand."
 * Luna: "Miss Lightning, shall i offer the finest royal charriot to Canterlot?"
 * Lightning: "Thanks, but Hoofville is just a trek away from ponyville, which has a train station. Me, My brothers and 2 extra guests are capable of traveling solo. But you can give my friends the oppertunity."
 * Luna: "Your a brave and adventurious soul. Celestia's faith in your abilites are already justifived."
 * Lightning: "I might warn you i may be taking some time, i have to train for this!"
 * Luna: "The Gala is days away. Take what is nessersary."
 * Luna walks off, as she eschorts Lightning's friends to a royal charriot.
 * Lightning: "Now, to get Bill. "
 * Bill: "Absoluty not!"
 * Lightning: How come!
 * Bill: I'm way too old to get mixed up in this training stuff again.
 * Lightning: "But Bill, it's impourent! Grandpa came and told me i am destin for this!"
 * Bill was surprised by that statement...
 * Bill: "Shining Dust? Your Grandfather? What did he say?"
 * Lightning: "I'll tell you when i can, but i need your help!"
 * Bill: ".... Lightning, come with me to mu house, there's something i want to show you."
 * Bill walks in, Lightning follows.
 * Chow Mein and the Lucky were secretly following them in.
 * Lightning looks around.
 * Lightning: "What is all this stuff?"
 * Suddenly Lightning hit her head on a ship mast.
 * Lighting: "What is that thing?"
 * Bill: "Careful, what was the mast of the Equestian Royal Navy ship!"
 * Lightning: The Equestrian Royal Navy Ship?
 * Bill: "Well duh! You didn't think i was just a poker night friend of your dad did ya? I trained alot of kinds of heroes. Wonderbolts, Equestian Milliterry forces, Warriors, the occational wrestler and and boxer. Alot of them succeed, come and go, and often either forget me or themselfs. None of them, were remotely like true heroes.... And then, there was your grandfather....... He was the greatest wonderbolt and war hero who served for the better of Equestia, he can jab, he can take a hit, can keep on coming..... BUT THOSE MASUGGINGA GEESE DURING HIS FINAL SHOW BEFORE HIS RETIREMENT?!"
 * Lightning glummed.... Knowing well of that event.

After flashback. (This plays as the training begins.)
 * Bill sighed after he was forced to remember that event.
 * Bill: "Your father Thunder was nearly as good.... He gave an honor sacrivice to his continuing services of his wings to safe your mother..... But since both of them are gone now.... I basicly retired at this point.... I'll never be like my cousin Phil back in greece, he trained heroes that stood up against the Darkspawn.... But now, i'm just a sad old fart, who lost his dreams cause of constent disappointment."
 * ???: "Well what's stopping you from repersuing your dreams, man?"
 * Bill looked to see Chow Mein.
 * Bill: "DYAH!"
 * Chow Mein: "Oh, and before you say "Talking Lizard", I'm a dragon."
 * Bill: "........ Agh, what're you saying, shortcake?"
 * Chow Mein: "I'm saying, Lightning Dust is your best chance in more ways then one! Not only is she as fast as Shining and Thunder, heck, she's related to them! This could be your chance to be just as rekinised as your cuz, bro! You'll be a household name again!"
 * Bill: "......... I never thought of that........."
 * Bill goes outside.
 * Lightning, Lucky, and Chow Mein follow outside.
 * Bill stood on the leadge.
 * Bill: "Lightning....... I have, ALOT to say to you!"

Taiku's-Dressing Room
 * Bill: "Now your ready for anything kid!"
 * Lightning: "Now it's off to Canterlot everyone!"
 * Bill: "Now, could you tell me WHY this is so impourent?"
 * Lightning: "Tell you along the wat Bill!"
 * Bill: "Understandable, but now, IT'S OFF TO CANTERLOT!"
 * Lightning Dust, Chow Mein and Lucky cheered!
 * Taiku: Well my friends, that is how Lightning became an Element bearer. But her quest is only beginning! Now she, her brothers, Bill, Chow Mein, and Lucky still have to get to Canterlot.... and they may've hit a minor snag on the way.....

Chapter 3: TheTrip to Canterlot/Familiar MU Faces Return/Prince Jerkblood Comes Back
Sky. Swamp. The 'PONY SHIELD' Cutaway Gag is played again Zecora's hut. On the train tracks near Canterlot. Cutaway
 * Bill (while riding on Lightning Dust with Chow Mein, while Hurricane and Speed are in tow with Lucky keeping up rather well): "Ok, just to be clear: A darkspawn robot secretly allied to Blueblood, and a gang of outcast villains and Diamond Dogs and Punk Teen Dragons are threatening Equestia? Well in that cause, you came in just in time Lightning. If defeating that tincan and exposing Prince Blueblood for the plotting against his aunts traitor he is doesn't get people to finallly realize and see that you can do good, then i would have no idea how to reslove it or what will."
 * A scream was heard!
 * Bill: "Sounds like your basic D.I.D., Damsel in Dis-(Lightning Dust charges forth to where the scream originated) STRESS?!"
 * Lightning, Her brothers, Chow Mein, Bill, and Lucky, look over a brush of bush to see what's wrong.
 * Suddenly, A familier wonderbolt struggles to get away, appearing to have a broken wing, as an armored, red look-a-like of Nessus the Centaur appeared. He was a giant, atleast bigger then normal Centaur standerds and a brute.
 * The Centaur: "Not so fast, sweetheart!"
 * The mare was reveiled to be Spitfire, as her wonderbolt costume was damaged.
 * Spitfire: "I swear Succrus, let me go now or i'm really gonna let you have it, you half-monkey brute?!"
 * Lighting: It's Miss Spitfire!
 * Sccrus the Centaur: "Damn, I love it when they're FIGHTSY?! Makes having my way with them all the more entertaining?!"
 * Bill: Alright, LD, this may be your chance to prove to Spitfire you're still worthy. But just be careful, you can't just barrel into a situation like an egotistical-- (Lightning flies up to Succrus)...Oh, C'mon!!! She's gonna lose points for this!
 * Succrus: So, how should this go down, babe?
 * Spitfire: LET ME GO, YOU STUPID FLIRT!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR LUSTFUL GAMES!!!
 * Lightning: Hey, ugly! (Succrus looks down, and sees her) Drop her!
 * Spitfire: Lightning Dust? What are you doing here of all places?
 * Lightning: I'm trying to save you, of course!
 * Succrus looms over Lightning Dust.
 * Succrus: "Well, what's this? Another hot mare?"
 * Lightning: "Sorry, i don't date badland rejects like you, jerk-off!"
 * Succrus made an inquisive growl.
 * Lightning: "In fact, why the hell are you even here? Aren't you supposed to be forbidden to be here? I mean, from your armor, your clearly a badlands centaur, implying your some criminal or something, i mean, aren't the boarder guards suppose to keep creeps like you out?"
 * Succrus grabs Lightning with a tight grip!
 * Succrus: "Let's just say, someone was kind enough to have all the boarder guards captured! It was some kind of, weird robot with a glass dome, said that we are free to do what we very well please to Equestia, (growls), and i intent to have my share! I won't stop, till cute little mares like you, (growls), BECOME MY HAREM?!"
 * Succrus tosses Lightning Dust into a tree!
 * Lightning: "OW?!"
 * Succrus laughed uncontrollably!
 * Chow Mein: That has gotta hurt!
 * Lucky: You said it.
 * Bill: "Ayyyy?!"
 * Hurricane: "Oh that tears it, that freak's going down?!"
 * Speed: "Ain't no one gonna mess with our sister!"
 * Both Brothers: CHARGE!!!!!
 * Bill stops them both!
 * Bill: "WHOA WHOA WHOA, HOLD IT! SHE HAS TO DO IT ON HER OWN, OR SHE MIGHT NEVER PROVE HER WORTH!"
 * Lightning came through, as Succrus begins to approch her.
 * Bill: "Lightning! Quick! Get up and use your head?!"
 * Lighting: Oh right! More brain, less brawn. Now I got this!
 * Lightning zipped past Succrus repeatedly!
 * Succrus: "WHY DON'T YOU HOLD STILL AND FIGHT LIKE A HORSE?!"
 * Lightning Dust went up to the sky, but not to run, but to get a running or flying start to slam into Succrus. She flew fast enough that she headbutts Succrus into a waterfall!
 * Bill: "NICE WORK! EXSELLENTIE!"
 * Lightning Grabbed Spitfire and placed her with her Brothers and Bill.
 * Spitfire: "You.... You saved me? But, i normally expect disgruntled students to have my back, if anything, they would let me suffer."
 * Lightning: "Well, i guess am not really reckless or careless like that Rainbow Slut said, am i?"
 * Sounds of growls are heard as Succrus is seen charging!
 * Spitfire: "Uh, could we save this talk after Succrus is defeated?!"
 * Lightning Dust turns around.
 * Lightning: "Oh i see that ugly jerk?!"
 * Lightning charged forth!
 * Speed: You can do it, sister! Bash him!
 * Succrus tries to grab Lightning, but Lightning Dust quickly grabbed his neck and stranglehold him! Succrus struggles the best of his ability, but Lightning Effertlessly lifts Succrus and and slams him back into the water!
 * Spitfire: "How was she able to life Succrus like that?!"
 * Hurricane: "That, Ms. Spitfire, is the best exsample of a pony with pegici horse genes! She has the sheer power of 50 horses like me and Speed."
 * Speed: "That's nothing! She once threw a Hydra, the triditional big ones mind you, so high up, it almost went to space! He made a huge crash afterwords! Heck, just for fun, she once juggle ten Minotaur Bandits! And a mid-size Manitcore."
 * Spitfire: ".... I didn't know about that."
 * Lightning Dust was rodeo-riding on Succrus, who was bucking to get Lightning off of him!
 * Lightning: "YEE-HAW?!"
 * Chow Mein: "Always loved a good rodeo."
 * Lucky: "Never seen one done with a rouge Centaur before."
 * Hurricane: Come on, Lighting! Give him the Sizemic Dust Toss!
 * Succrus: "THE SIZEMIC DUST WHAT?!"
 * Speed: Show him, Lighting!
 * Lightning: "GLADLY!"
 * Lighting took Succrus sky high and spined him around the planet.
 * Succrus screamed!
 * Spitfire's jaw was agape!
 * Speed: Wait for it....
 * Spitfire: "T-t-t-t-there's more?!"
 * Succrus continues screaming as Lightning threw him in the ground and explosion of gold dust brusted. If you thought that was like the Sonic Rainboom, well let me tell ya, this is arguablity different, for this is the Dust Clan's legendary move.
 * All that was left of Succrus was a sholder piece of his armor, that was seen washing up to shore.
 * Spitfire: "Oh, sweet, Celestia..... You annialated Succrus like he was nothing! He was the Centaur's kingdom most dangerious criminal and one of the biggest enemies to Equestia, and you just..... Damn! I mean, pardon my languise but, DAMN!"
 * Spitfire picks up Succrus's sholder piece.
 * Spitfire: "How, how am i gonna explain this to Celestia?"
 * Lightning Dust: "Celestia sent you here?"
 * Spitfire: "Well, you see, Celestia got word that an uprising of badland exsiles began to invade Equestia, like something happened to the boarder guards. She had me and the wonderbolts, along with some of her best guards to combat them. At first, we just thought the Badlanders were just getting clever, but.... Succrus confirmed it. It was by Nefarious, the looney from space.... How am i gonna explain this to Celestia, on when the Gala is coming up!?"
 * Bill: "Well, believe it or not, what you just saw is but an exsample of what that tincan got himself into!"
 * Spitfire dropped her jaw again.
 * Spitfire: "You mean..... Your one of the new choosen Element barers, for the lost ones?"
 * silence.
 * Spitfire faced hoofed.
 * Spitfire: "MOTHER OF CELESTIA, I BUCKED UP BIG TIME?! Look, i promise i can re-instate you back to the Wonderbolts in a better time, but this is serious! I have to tell Celestia about this! Sorry i wasn't able to give a proper thanks, but, i, i gotta go!"
 * Spitfire tries to fly, but flops into the ground, screaming in pain!
 * Spitfire: "Aw, Celestia buck it! I forgot. That Tartarus condemned Man-horse stomped on my wing! I can't fly until it heals.... If it heals......"
 * Bill: "Don't worry, i hear there's a Zebra healer somewhere in this here forest that could fix that. We just have to know where to look."
 * Chow Mein: (To Lucky, Hurricane and Speed as Bill and Lighting helped Spitfire to Zecora's) I bet you guys anything that Nefarious' invasion has something to do with Blueblood's little plot against Celestia and the Gala involving that tincan and his gang.
 * Hurricane: "Maybe it's more then that. I hear talk that Blueface is not satisfied that a Unicorn named Twilight Sparkle got to be Alicorn and he didn't."
 * Lucky: "Really? Just how bad was his jealiousy that he pals up with evil aliens?"
 * Hurricane: Oh, hell, it was HUGE!!! I heard his screams from home. I also hear he has horrible behavior.
 * Lucky: How horrible?
 * Hurricane: He used a well-dressed mare as a shield from an oncoming cake.
 * Lucky: Well, that wasn't very nice for a gentlepony.
 * Spitfire: "Lightning, that move you did, it was incredable. I only heard stories about the Dust clan sparkle, but, to actselly seen it, I, i didn't realised you were related to THAT Dust family! I thought you were a totally different dust."
 * Lightning: "Eh, it's a commen mistake. What can i say now, is that The Sizemic Dust Toss has slayed another evil."
 * Spitfire: "Lightning, i felt, stupid kicking you out..... I mean, granted, you did had a few, respondsability issues, but hey, it's a diamond in the rough senario, ya know?"
 * Bill: "Well, no hero is god-perfect. At least not any mortal ones."
 * Spitfire: "But still, how am i gonna tell Celestia about this?"
 * Lightning Dust: "Well, we could think of something."
 * While the heroes moved on, they were watched by a Robot Chicken, and a small blue robot with drills. this was none other, then the idiotic robots from that weird Sonic TV show, Scratch and Grounder.
 * Scratch the robot chicken: "Oh no! Did you just see that?!"
 * Grounder the small robot: "You mean, uh, that little pony beating up that centaur guy?"
 * Scratch: "Worse, stupid! That little pony not only litterally redused that beast into nothing, she turned out to be one of the element barers and they somehow know about Blueblood's plans! Our new master Nefarious is gonna be furious!"
 * Grounder: "Oh i'm sure he's not gonna be too mad."
 * Suddenly the two robots where knocked out by familar platypus as Major Monagram appeared on his watch.
 * Monogram: "Well, it's good to know one of the new elements is diffently a warrior of true valure."
 * Buzz Lightyear, and his crew, and Rachet appeared.
 * Booster: "But what do we do about them wanting to warn the heroes?"
 * Monogram: "We will have to inprovise. We will let them warn the heroes, but we also have to appear there as well to convince them to let the celebrations go as plan. We can't risk letting Nefarious discover we're onto him untill we strike after they make their move."
 * XR: "Well, at least no one would feel guilty about letting them being vulerable to a psyco mad-robot."
 * Monogram: "But at the same time, we also have to make sure the Benufactor Blueblood and any possable cohorts are prevented from finding out and warning Nefarious."
 * Mira: "Yeah, but first, what do we do with Dr. Eggman's former henchmen?"
 * Monogram: "They are now under offitcal O.W.C.A., Star Command, and High Council Custity."
 * Buzz: Allright, lets get these two back to HQ for questioning. The next thing we need is Blueblood and Nefarious getting suspecion that Miss Lightning Dust knowing about their little scheme agaisnt The Celestia sisters and the Gala and pull that desperate plan of their's.
 * With that, the ATNFF quickly fanished in a puff of smoke by Perry.
 * (Taiku): "Good news is that those idiot former robots of Robitnik were stopped, and Succrus was prevented from ever becoming a problem. Bad news, a worser old foe of the Dust Family is coming apawn hearing the news of the fall of the Equestian Boarder defence, but that's for later."
 * Spitfire is resting as her wing is covered in a strange cream.
 * Lightning: "And that's what's going down."
 * Zecora: "I had sensed the pressence of a dark force from the far of Equestia's boarders the dark force is that of invaders from space. I fear they may present malvolent intentions, so once her wing heals, you all must make great haste."
 * Spitfire: "The sooner the better, miss Zecora. Celestia made me promise to give.... (Remembers Lightning Dust is here and that she clearly holds a grudge against Rainbow Dash) A speical somepony, a chance to preform with the wonderbolts on the gala. I don't wanna ruin her speical night."
 * Lightning: "Canterlot is hopefully not too far from here. Once Spitfire's wing heals, we'll take to the skies."
 * Bill: And Miss Zecora, I think we know who's the cause of the tincan's invasion at the Equestrian boarders, a jealious goyum Canterlot Prince named Blueblood.
 * Zecora didn't look shocked or surprised.
 * Zecora: "I had sense an uneasy enrgy from the prince. Most likely, he's doing this cause he feels wronged by Celestia's desidion to make Twilight Sparkle the new alicorn. Jealiousy, is truely a dangerious thing."
 * Speed: No wonder Dorkblood lost his mind by Celestia giving us the best thing that ever happened to Equesrtria and hired that tincan and his outcasted lackies.
 * Spitfire: "We can't afford to wait! (Gets up), Gah, anymore waiting is giving that Alien maniac a chance to- (wing strains) AAHHHH!!?"
 * Hurricane: Take it easy, Miss Spitfire.
 * Speed: Yeah, save your strength later untill you get better.
 * Spitfire: "But dangerious forces are-"
 * Zecora gently made Spitfire lay down again.
 * Zecora: "The gala is still a few moons and suns away, and evil won't attack until that very Gala. There is still time."
 * Lightning: "Just enough for you to heal up."
 * Bill: "Trust me, injured creatures do not last a minute out there in these crazy woods."
 * Hurricane: Don't worry, Miss. You can help us deal with the bad guys and that treacherous snake in unicorn prince's clothing when you're healed up and rested.
 * Lightning: "You got to trust us in this."
 * Spitfire really wanted to help Lighting counter the upcoming threat to make it up to her for booting her from the academy. But unfortunatly she had no choice but to rest and heal herself until then and her strengh returns.
 * Spitfire: "(Sighs), your right. I ain't in fighting condition. I can't risk perimently crippling this wing."
 * Lightning: Alright, Zecora? You do you think you can watch over her while we leave for Canterlot?
 * Zecora: I shall watch this unfortunate until her wing is better, and you may leave before things get badder.
 * Lightning: Good to hear that. (They all take off)
 * Spitfire:...(To Zecora) Do you speak in rhyme that much?
 * Zecora: No, but I do it almost all the time in the series.
 * Spitfire: Wow.
 * (Taiku): "I know some of you thinking that it may not be a good idea to leave without Spitfire to connfirm what they are going to say. Oh don't worry, Spitfire will heal hopefully quick enough to settle out things in time. But now, i think it's time Me and my friends enter the picture as well as us going back to the lougers who are still heading torwords Canterlot and would soon met with the other new elements of harmony."
 * A train is seen heading torword Canterlot.
 * Then we see Taiku wearing his panama jack hat and shades looking out the window while his seat is guarded by a few Minotaur bodyguards.
 * (Taiku): Ah, this is were yours truley and my friends finally come in. I've been waiting to show my friends to the louges as well as Spyro, Kairi and the people I worked with in my fictions. But i been it's been awhile since you seen my friends, right? Wanna remember who they are? Let's begin with Alice, not my girlfriend Alice but my colloge centaur princess friend since Eagle-Beak's little conspiracy back in Magic University.
 * Alice was in an exclusive suite with some Centaur servent boys giving her a hooficure and pedicure, as well as a facial.
 * Alice: Ahh, I can already tell this Gala will be great. I'm just so glad we centaurs will be able to show our faces in Equestria after that whole 'Pred Judu Des' incident last Easter.
 * Taiku: Yeah, that surely gave me nightmares.
 * Murray the Green Fat Dragon: (Eats a gemstone honey bun) Well, I can say, I really look forward to seeing Twilight again after 13 years.
 * Jimmy the Red Dragon: (Muffled) MURRAY!!! GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!!
 * Sid the Yellow Wyvern Dragon: Oh, yeah, dudes and dudettes. This is gonna be the best damn Gala in years. Not like the 2010 Gala. I even look forward to showing my effervescent glow to the affectionate mares there. I'll be as shiny as a hippocampus' scales.
 * Edgar the Ice Dragon: (Blows icey breath holes like he's smoking) A what?
 * Sid: Seriously, man? That's the scientific name for a merpony. You need to be into mythobiology more.
 * Murrey: "Hey Taiku, think Twilight will be able to remember us?"
 * Taiku: I bet she will and I cant wait for you guys to meet not just the louge, but the people I worked with in Dragonfire92379's fanfictions which started my fanfiction career thanks to you know who.
 * Murray: "Who?"
 * A crazed laughter is heard as items scatter and some ponies ran screaming!
 * It was Godfry the Mini Hydra! His head was seen in a pile of suitcases, where he was assumingly was hiding in the package storage.
 * Godfry: "OH THE PRANKING POSSABILIES ARE ENDLESS! (LAUGHS)"
 * Then Louis, Alice's assistant came in.
 * Louis: Real funny, Godfry.
 * Godfry: "Oh why are you looking at me like i just did something stupid?"
 * Taiku: Nothing, just randomly interupted our convernsation. And that you just scared innosent passingers that will no doubt complain to the conducter. Anyway Mur, who did you think was the reason I started my fanfiction career? Old Man Preddy himself.
 * Murray: "But i thought he hates you?  In fact, all mythic creatures for that matter."
 * Taiku: I know that, but his xhenophobic behavor and what he pulled last easter did one good thing. (Shows his friends a poster of the first fiction he started in as he continued) He unknowingly got me noticed.
 * Godfry: "You really went places Ku-ku!"
 * Louis: "You know Godfry, you should be worried about the conductor."
 * Godfry: "Oh why is tha-"
 * Conductor: WHO'S SCARING OFF THE PASSENGER'S?!? (Comes out as a muscular stallion) WHO DID IT?!? (Everypony except for the group but Murray pointed at Godfry)
 * Godfry: (Looking at Murray) Oh, thanks a--(The conductor grabbed him)
 * Murray: You're welcome, Godfry.
 * Conductor: WHAT GIVES YOU THE NERVE TO SCARE OFF THE PASSENGERS, YOU STUPID HYDRA?!? DO YOU REALIZE THAT THERE'S FILLIES AND FOALS HERE?!?
 * Godfry: (Blabber talks)
 * Conductor: Enough of your fancy talk! You're out of here! (Prepares to throw Godfry off of the train until Taiku stops him)
 * Taiku: HOLD ON ONE BURNING SECOND, TOUGH GUY!!! He's with us! He was just pulling a harmless prank, that's all.
 * Conductor: Pranks are strictly forbidden on this train!
 * Taiku: Since when?
 * Conductor: Since I legally established it. See? (Shows him a fake banner that says 'No pranks')
 * Taiku:...That's a fake! Hell, if you want it legally made, you need to take it up with the Princesses. And I can tell that THIS (Points at the words 'Celestia and Luna', which is supposed to be their signature) is absolutely NOT their signature. That's not their style of writing. THIS is what their style of writing is. (Shows him Celestia and Luna's REAL style of writing in the form of magic writing)
 * Conductor:...Uh...crap.
 * Taiku: Now unless you want me to take this up with the Princesses, I suggest you leave Godfry alone, get back to driving this train, and DON'T COME BACK UNTIL WE GET TO CANTERLOT!!! Got it?!?
 * Conductor:...Yes. (Leaves)
 * Godfry: "Oh thanks Tai-pow. I owe ya."
 * Taiku: "Well, your lucky i actselly know Celestia, otherwise, you would've had to walk to Canterlot."
 * Jimmy: "Hey, Taiku, it's great your such a celeberty since that Pred Judu Des mess in easter."
 * Murray: "Hey, uh, i'm confused, where's the others again?"
 * Taiku: "Well, thanks to Russel's bad negosiation skills, he and the others are in the second class cart."
 * Sid: "Then how did Godfry got into first class?"
 * Taiku: I was kinda thinking the same thing.
 * Godfry: "I put myself in as Alice's pet."
 * Louis: Funny, I dont remember Alice letting you being her pet, Godfry.
 * Godfry: "True, but the Con-dope-ters don't know that! I sign myself as the royal pet of Alice in all my travels! It's how i was able to get luxurious vacations to beauticul parts of the world, at no cost! I just asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and i go off scott free! I'm a genius!"
 * Taiku: You sly dog.
 * Alice: "GODFRY?!"
 * Godfry: "What? What're you getting getting upset with me for?"
 * Louis: (Smirking) Busted.
 * Godfry: "Come on, ain't your folks like, rich and stuff? I mean, a king and queen of centaurs, i mean, clearly your loaded right? So what's a few high prices of my excessive traveling?"
 * Taiku: Dude, your forgetting that Alice's dad is dead. He was killed in the cartoonian wars, the second one to be exact, remember?
 * Godfry: ".... Oops...... Ok, let me rephrease that. Isn't your mom rich and junk? I mean, a Queen of cen-"
 * Alice: Stop it! I dont wanna hear it! When the Gala is over, your gonna have to be honest with all the train stations you conned and pay off the dept.
 * Godfry: "Oh, just the train stations? Good, i could still get away with all my travelings involved with bus, dragon air travel, even some of my universeal trips. Not too punishing."
 * Alice: "......... YOU ALSO USED BUSES, DRAGON AIR, AND UNITED UNIVERSEAL TRAVEL?!"
 * Godfry: "Oh come on, how can you not get a good use of knowing someone who's rich?"
 * Alice: MY GOD, GODFRY, DON'T YOU REALIZE MY MOTHER IS CHEAP?!? She values her fortune so much, she harshly punishes those who mess with it! One time, she made a bet with this rich centaur, and she lost her fortune. But when it was revealed that he cheated, she had him AND his followers publicly executed, EVEN IN FRONT OF HIS ENTIRE FAMILY!!!
 * Godfry: "Oh anyone knows Centaurs only use the old "off with their head" tactic. Not that i am fond of my naterol ability, but the perk of growing a second head or extra ones has it advantages."
 * Taiku: You are such an idiot, Godfry.
 * Murray" "But i thought Hydras do grow extra heads."
 * Godfry: But in all honesty, I do NOT want to have to regrow my head. That would mean that I would grow an EXTRA head. Honestly, the fact of THAT happening haunts me every night. I don't want an extra head! It'd be like living with extra me's! And I REALLY don't want that!

Present Outside. The train's engine room. Outside. Tracks. Engine room. Outside. (This would be the song)
 * Godfry: (Millions of heads are seen)...I HATE being a hydra!
 * Alice: "But you don't understand! My mother is a crazy, greedy, unreasonable tyrant that's too acustom of always getting her way! She won't stop until your dead, Godfry!"
 * Godfry: "Oh lighten up! It's not like Celestia would allow her to do such a thing to me. I have diplomatic amuunity."
 * Taiku: Froget it Al, if he wants to learn the hard way that conning gets you into trouble, let him.
 * Alice: At least your living the dream, Taiku.
 * Suddenly, in the distence, a regel looking dark armor wearing Female Centaur with a dark looking crown riding a charriot being pulled by two dragons that look like recolored versons Wispering Deaths from the How to train your dragon tv show. She pulled out a dark magic staff, and intents to harm a certain idiot Hydra. This was Alice's mother, known imfamously as the Dark Mark Queen.
 * Dark Mark Queen: "I don't care who dies in that train crash, the Hydra who steals my money must suffer!
 * The Dark Mark Queen zaps near the Train, causing a small earthquake
 * Taiku: "WHOA?! THE JUNK?!"
 * Louis: "The junk was that?!"
 * Alice: That's mother's insane alter ego, The Dark Mark Queen.
 * Taiku: And I thought Luna's evil-half, Nightmare Moon was scary!
 * Murray: "Why is she called the dark mark queen? I thought Centaur's can't get cutiemarks?"
 * Alice: "It's because of her birthmark, it resembles an angel. An angel with two halfs.... That of good.... and evil...."
 * Godfry: "You mean like that magic card "Change of Hearts" in YU-GI-OH?"
 * Alice: You dont understand, Godfry. Mother has a jackle and hyde personality. When she is good, she is Benevolent Queen Abigal, but when someone messes with her, thats where her crazy, greedy, tyrranical half, the Dark Mark Queen comes in.
 * Taiku: "Translation, SHE'S FREAKEN TICKED OFF AT YOU YA IDIOT?!"
 * Godfry: "Ok, maybe i may had overlook that tiny slight flaw in my plans for free vacationing."
 * Taiku: "We got to get this train to go faster before she desides to shoot for keeps!"
 * Alice: "I'll get Gwen and the others to evacuate all the passingers..... (Annoyed) And Godfry."
 * Taiku: "Sid, i want you to go out there and play "catch me if you can" with Queen Jerk Mark! The rest of us can handle the train!"
 * Sid: "You got it bro!?"
 * Sid was wooting as he blasted out of the train!
 * Taiku: "Quick guys, let's make this work!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen aims her staff at the train, intent on blasting it to kingdom come.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "Say bye-bye, hydra! (chakles like a witch)"
 * Sid: Hey ugly!
 * The Dark Mark Queen looks at Sid.
 * Sid: "Bet you can't the broad side of the biggest Equestian Navy ship!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen shouts a battle cry as she fires dark magic at Sid, who dudges!
 * Sid: "NA-NA-NA-NA-NA?!"
 * Sid flew away fast!
 * Dark Mark Queen: "COWARD!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen made her dragons turn to the direction of Sid and chased him!
 * Taiku barged in!
 * Taiku disables the enginers!
 * Taiku: "Sorry, train's being attacked by a shadowy dark queen, saving lives here!"
 * Taiku grabs the speed switch and hits to maximum, causing the train to zoom!
 * Everyone screams as the train goes unbelieveably fast!
 * Faint screams caught the Dark Mark Queen's ear, and she noticed the train escaping to canterlot!
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "I HAD BEEN TRICKED?!"
 * The Dark Mark Queen had her dragons changed torwords the direction of the retreating train, ignoring Sid completely!
 * Sid: "Aw man! I guess that's all i can do! I gotta warn Celly!"
 * Sid zoomed torword's Canterlot!
 * the train was still speeding near Canterlot, but The Dark Mark Queen is quickly catching up!
 * The Dark Mark Queen laughs maniacly!
 * Taiku: "When we get to the train station, that's when everyone makes a run for it!"
 * Jimmy: But how do we stop the train when it gets to the station?
 * Russel: Dont worry, Jimbo! Russel will get it!
 * Russel gets out, and gets ahead of the train just feet before the station!
 * Eddy: So, Taiku. Your a Luck Dragon right? Can you do something about changing Alice's mom from a homicidal witch to a normal centaur queen with your luck dragon powers?
 * Taiku: "Depends, do you think A level 99 Luck Dragon like me can handle a level 999 evil alternate personally?!"
 * Eddy: "..... I take that as a no?"
 * Taiku: When we run for it, pray to the devines. We might be meeting them soon if Sid desided to to get Celestia to help us, and he doesnt make it in time.
 * Alice: And Godfry, if a miracle turns my mom back to her benevolent self, you have to face her and apologize for what you did.
 * Godfry: "I just would like to say, I wish someone told me about this sooner! Then i should've pretended to be a pet of Celestia!"
 * Taiku and Alice groaned in annoyence!
 * when the train reaches russel, he grabs the train, causing an instent slowdown! and stopped right near the train station.
 * The Dark Mark Queen drew close, as Taiku and friends, and the other passingers escaped the train!
 * The Dark Mark Queen interseted Taiku's group. her charriot landed. She got off, and released her dragons who were making menacing hisses and growls.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "My victory is at hand, my pets. Now, my pets, destroy the others, but the Hydra is mine!"
 * The Dragons slithered around Taiku and Friends as The Dark Mark Queen approuched a cowerdingly Godfry!
 * Godfry: "My, your highness..... Uh, you know, they say black evil armor is way in today!"
 * James: Celestia help us!
 * The Dark Mark Queen's staff turns into a double edge pendulum battle weapon.
 * Godfry: "Queeny, babe, come on, your better then this!"
 * Eddy: Looks like Godfry's goose is offically cooked.
 * The Dark Mark Queen raised her weapon ready to stike the killing blow on Godfry.
 * Alice: May the Great Devines have mercy on my idiot friend's soul.
 * A familier shout is heard, as The Dark Mark Queen looks over, and sees the lougers running in the background with the Mane 6!
 * Po: "WINGS OF JUSTISE!"
 * Po jumps off, but falls down, but was snagged by crane, as the louger land in a very dramitic way, fighting pose as Po was faceing the wrong way, but quickly correct this, as the Mane 6 appeared Via magic from Twilight.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: "What in the pools of the Syix is this?"
 * ???: "Let's just say, it is not your day yet again, Dark Mark Queen."
 * Suddenly The Dark Mark Queen Was hit by a bright light.
 * The Dark Mark Queen: NOOOOO!!!!!
 * The dark mark queen then changes into a regal centauress whereing a golden crown and has Alice's physical appearence but is more build then her duaghter, on her flank was an angel with two halfs, that of good and evil. The Dark Mark Queen had changed back into Queen Abigal. The Dragons that slithered around Taiku's group transformed into diffrent coloured Zipplebacks as Alice galloped to her mother.
 * Alice: Mom!
 * Queen Abigal: Oh. Where am I? How did I get here?
 * Skipper: "Well, that wrapped nicely and quickly in a nice little bow."
 * Celestia appeared as she landed.
 * Celestia: "Can someone tell me HOW did Abigal turned into the Dark Mark Queen again?"
 * Taiku: Well Princess C. Why don't you ask him! (Points an accusing finger at Godfry who gulped nearviously since he's in trouble now)
 * Celestia gave a disappointed, and annoyed groan.
 * Celestia: "Godfry, what did you do this time?!"
 * Godfry: "Ok, first of all, let's be clear that it wasn't intentional to turn Alice's mom into a witch queen, secondly-"
 * Taiku: (Face palms himself!) He sign himself as the royal pet of Alice in all his little travel schemes and got away with metahorical murder by asked them to put it on Alice's mom's tab and he got off scott free again!
 * Godfry: "I was getting to that!"
 * Alice: Honestly, Godfry. That conning habit of yours is going to get you into some serious trouble someday.
 * Murray: "But didn't it just did?"
 * Godfry: "Oh relax guys, like any of the traveling businesses are ever gonna catch on."
 * Taiku: Did I also forget to mention the traveling businesses Godfry also swindled?
 * Celestia: "Godfry, honestly WHAT in my mother's name am i gonna do with you?"
 * Godfry: "Oh like i said, they're never gonna be onto me!"
 * Taiku: He keeps saying that but he still doesn't learn!
 * Celestia just sighed. She, Taiku and Alice are just near the end of their rope with Godfry's Shenanigans. But now is not a good time to play the blame and shame game. Godfry will need to be punished another time.
 * Celestia: "Godfry, dealing with you will have to wait. A much more greater matter awaits."
 * Godfry: "Well, plenty of time to make a go explanation no doubt. I have alot of hilarious ideas for the Grand Galloping Ga- (Suddenly, he is dragged by a group of raggity clothing goblin warriors.) Hey what the?! Hey what is this?! Who do you weirdos think you are?!"
 * A taller goblin appeared. He has a breasplate armor, slightly ripped black pants, spiked collars on his arms, and most shockingly, his left hand is replaced with a chain saw!
 * Godfry: "Whoa! And i been told Canterlot was a decent neightberhood!"
 * the Chain saw goblin: "SHUT YER YAP IN THE PRESENCE OF THE IGNORED RIGHTFUL NEW ALICORN PRINCE BLUEBLOOD'S SECRET POLICE, NO-BACK-LEGS?!"
 * Godfry: "Uh, yeah, you guys ain't a very good secret police if your out in broad daylight, don't ya think? (Laughs out of control?!)"
 * The Chain Saw goblin punched Godfry!
 * Godfry: "OW?! THEY THAT'S ASSULT, BUSTER?! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE SIR, BUT I AM AN EQUESTIAN CIDISEN?!"
 * The Chain Saw Goblin: "Then allow me to introduse myself, no-back-legs... They call me, Captain Cut-lin. On account of the fact i'm a goblin, and i have THIS!"
 * Captain Cut-lin the chain saw goblin demonstracts his chain-saw hand!
 * Godfry: "I bet that thing gets you in trouble with dragon air security like alot! One time, they couldn't even let me board a dragon with a rubber chicken, could you believe tha-"
 * Captain Cut-lin grabs Godfry by the throat!
 * Captain Cut-lin: "All right, you bloody stupid hydra! Your under arrest for mass scamming of public transferations, whicn includes but not limited too, the trainstations, dragon airlines, the public bus, taxis, and even the United Universeal spaceports, and the causing of the Dark Mark Queen to come back?! You are set with a trail with his majusty Blueblood himself!?"
 * Suddenly, more "secret police" goblins appear as an imperial sounding march song is heard, as a familier white staillian is seen walking across the street as a line of Goblins saluted Blueblood.

The royal carrage.
 * (Taiku): Well folks, here comes Prince Bad News himself, the "Phoney" Alicorn King who's reign will be short lived and who's jealiously for Twilight's Allicornhood is the main reason Dorkfarious and his lakies almost got their hands on Kairi. And that would be the self centered arrogant nephew of Princess C. Blueblood, though, as you noticed, he's becomeing more like Farquaad then the unicorn prince you've known in 2010. And your wondering why he has a secret police force? Let's see, huh?
 * Prince Blueblood: "Well, Captain..... What have you and your men captured this time? A thief? A robber? A cat Burgler? AN ASSASSIN!?"
 * Captian Cut-lin: Just a bloody swindler of a hydra who scamed no less then 5 transportaitions. Not to mention he almost caused the Dark Mark Queen to come back!
 * Blueblood glared angerly at Godfry!
 * Blueblood: "How dare you, almost causing a great threat to equestia to come back and destroy us all, for mere cons no less?!"
 * His pet raven (who was the same raven from before) lands on Blueblood, and shares his angry gaze!
 * Blueblood: "That makes you a danger to this glorious kingdom?!"
 * Godfry: "Well, tecnecly, in all honesty, your not really a king."
 * Cut-lin growled, scaring Godfry into submission.
 * Cut-lin: That may be stupidly true, but Lord Blood of Blue was referring to Celestia and Luna. It's THEIR kingdom, and they entrusted him of keeping peace in Equestria not too long ago, which in term, is where we come in. I am the captain of the Goblin Law Enforcement Agency. GLEA for short. And the crime you have caused for as long as I can remember shall NOT go unpunished. You're coming with us.
 * Blueblood: "You are going to be sentenced to a lifetime of horrendus torture!"
 * Celestia: A lifetime? Wait a second, Blueblood! That's a little too far! Only I have the right to exceed eternal punishment. Plus, I cannot let you torture this poor soul.
 * Godfry: Yeah, I have diplomatic immunity. You can't arrest me.
 * Cut-lin: Oh, really? LIAR!!!
 * Godfry: I'm not lying! I talked to Celestia about it years ago.
 * Blueblood: Diplomatic immunity is for those in power only. Commoners like you are not allowed and are strictly prohibited from having that kind of immunity.
 * Godfry:...Um...(Chuckles)
 * Cut-lin: Okay, wise guy, you're coming with me! (Chains up Godfry)
 * Celestia: NO! Cut-lin! I forbid you from doing this!
 * Cut-lin: Your highness, this hydra has broken strict laws, and must be punished.
 * Celestia: I said you're NOT doing this, and that's final. Now let him go before I fire you. And as for YOU, Blueblood, I expect MORE from commanding the GLEA than eternally torturing a poor defenseless soul. I expect sympathy, and to discuss sentency of people with me BEFORE you torture them. Am I clear?
 * Blueblood:...Yes, your highness.
 * Celestia: The next time I hear of you doing such a foolish act again, you will no longer be allowed to attend this years Gala.
 * Blueblood:...I understand.
 * Celestia: Seriously, what is with you? You have been acting this way for a long time. Is this because of your jealousy of Twilight? You think you can just do things like this all just because you didn't become an Alicorn long ago? Well, I'm sure you remember Sunset Shimmer, don't you? Let's just say Twilight had quilites neither you and Sunset had to become Alicorns.
 * Suddenly, a griffin that is wearing a purple business suit that has a Hawk's head appeared.
 * Griffin: "Oh, you mean that "Friendship is magic" garbage, do ya?"
 * He was followed by a Goblin in a black regel suit wearing glasses, has a small buck tooth, and has a small hunch and mantis like posture.
 * Goblin: "Nothing personal on that Celestia, but the rest of the universe doesn't think so highly about friendship like that. To non equestians, it's just an allience with a cute pet name, to coin a norman prhase."
 * Blueblood made magic hands appear that grabs both the mouths of the duo.
 * Blueblood: "Griff Griffinshire, Prime Minister Gob Linston, do remember your manners!"
 * Griff: Mmm-hmm! (Blueblood lets go of their mouths)
 * Blueblood: She means well, so you shouldn't judge her beliefs. And neither should I. I assure you, Celestia, it won't happen again.
 * Celestia: Good to hear. Now kindly let Godfry go.
 * Blueblood: "Sorry Cut-lin, i guess there's no torture this time around. The hydra practicly got away with the biggest con in Equestian history!"
 * Captain Cut-lin growls.
 * The Goblins back off.
 * Godfry: "See, what did i told ya guys? Diplomatic Immunity."
 * Griff: "Oh great, another criminal given the easy pass to avoid justise."
 * Gob: "Oh how can Celestia be sure he won't just go back conning transportation businesses again and put another rich family in dept?"
 * Celestia: Don't worry. I'll let Taiku and his friends watch over him from now on in case he thinks of doing it again.
 * Taiku: You have our word, your highness, we'll make sure he doesn't do it again. Right, Godfry?
 * Godfry: Yup.
 * Alice: Now, Godfry, I think you owe my mother an apology. And mother, I think YOU owe HIM an apology for letting your cheapness turn you into Dark Mark Queen.
 * Godfry: I'm sorry for this deception, your grace. It's just that...my family is a bit poor and can't afford to let me go to Canterlot with the rest of my friends. That's why I used your daughter to help me. Of course, I never knew you were cheap with your wealth.
 * Queen Abigal:...I'm sorry as well. I admit, I have done awful things in the past like harshly punishing a cheater in front of his own family, and...I don't know. But since I feel guilt for my actions, I will be more than happy to help your family in this time of crisis so this incident never happens again.
 * (Taiku): Yeah, I suppose you're wondering how the Dark Mark Queen came to pass before. Sorry, this isn't relivant to our story about a psyco robot and Bluebloo attacking the Gala for power, so back to our story.
 * Blueblood: "Well, now that's out of the way, there are bigger fish to fry, isn't that right, MISS RARITY?!"
 * The Goblins grabbed and dragged a stuggling Rarity to Blueblood!
 * Blueblood: "A few years ago, you assulted in the last Gala and made me look like a fool! My reputation shattered! Ponies began to hate me! Your sentience for assulting royalty? DEATH?!"
 * Rarity gasped!
 * Blueblood: "Bring in Claddor!"
 * Screams that sounded like Thumber from A big's life are heard. they see a really tall, menacing Goblin in a ripped business suit, sharp fang-like teeth, and is restanted by more Secret Police Goblins by the chains embedded into his back! This was Claddor! He looks at Rarity, and he roars as he slowly was trying to get to rarity with the goblins doing what they can to keep him from going faster!
 * Blueblood grabbed Rarity by magic, hold her in midair, and started to move torwords a bloodthristy Claddor!
 * Rarity begans to panic as she fruitlessly struggles
 * Blueblood: "What's the matter, miss rarity? Not a goblin fan?"
 * Claddor begins to roar wildly as he gets closer to Rarity!
 * Rarity screamed as she closed her eyes
 * Blueblood: "You don't like Claddor?"
 * Rarity: (Squeals) NOT THE MANE, NOT THE MANE!!!
 * Celestia: BLUEBLOOD!!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MY MADE UP BEARD ARE YOU DOING?!? First you try and torture a hydra, now THIS?!?
 * Blueblood:...Uh...
 * Celestia: That's it! I've had it with your unacceptable behavior! You are hereby BANNED from this year's Gala!
 * Blueblood: Wait, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to--
 * Celestia: No! I won't get into this discussion any longer! I don't want to see you at my Gala, or I'll have no choice but to ban you from Galas for life! In fact, you don't deserve to become an Alicorn after such an act. Now get your flank back to Canterlot and don't show yourself for the rest of the night!
 * Blueblood: But, but, but, but--
 * Celestia: (In royal voice) NOW!!!
 * Blueblood: (Teleports away)
 * Claddor was roaring at Rarity, promping her to make a run for it!
 * Cause of the delfeliment, the goblins dragged a angered Claddor away before things get worse!
 * Griff: "Well, letting a con man getting away with a crime was one thing, but allowing someone who assulted royalty go unpunished?"
 * Gob: "I'm starting to question Celestia's ruling abilites."
 * Griff: "Yep! Ever since that Pred Judu Des mess, our justise system became a joke. All thanks to that Friendship garabge."
 * Gob: "Friendship is magic eh? More like "Friendship is a policitcal waste of time"!"
 * Griff: "Who to thunk it that Celestia ended up becoming the WORSE thing to happen to Equestia since that nutcase Discord and his more insane brother Mayhem!"
 * Gob: "Oh, like she'll take us seriously! She hasn't done it before, she won't now!"
 * Gob got on Giff. Griff flew off.
 * Captain Cut-lin made a milliterry pose to make the Secret Police Goblins leave.
 * Twilight: HOW DARE THEY INSULT AND QUESTION THE PRINCESS?!?
 * Celestia: Never mind them, Twilight. They may be a great police force, but they're basically big jerks. They've criticized and questioned me many times, and I've gotten used to it. They'll learn soon enough.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that was a pretty uncoincidental way to introduce us to Taiku's friends.
 * Phil: (Sees Princess Alice) Wow! Would you look at THAT pretty face? I knew Alice was pretty when Twilight told us about her, but I never knew she was THAT pretty.
 * Alice: And I never knew it would attract a little midget like you and it wouldn't attract my old love interest Brandon EVEN when he broke up with Clare 13 years ago.
 * Phil: MIDGET?!? NOBODY CALLS ME A MIDGET!!! (Attacks Alice on her front left leg, but it doesn't hurt her)
 * Alice:...Is this the infamous Shell Lodge Squad Taiku was talking to us about?
 * SpongeBob: You got that right, pony-cheeks. So tell me, are your birth marks your kind's version of cutie marks?
 * Alice: Well, a bit. The only difference is that we're born with them. Our centaur religion says that ancient Gods choose our talents and skills, and give us these birth marks when we're born to show them. It's a bit like fortune-telling.
 * Icky: "Interesting stuff babe."
 * Rarity: (Shrugs) I knew Blueblood was a jerk, but I never knew he was THIS much of a jerk. Plus, that crazy feral goblin split my mane! Not to mention he has TERRIBLE hygeine! His breath smells like golem poop!
 * Golem: (Not the Earth Golem, the mythical creature) HEY!!!
 * Rarity:  I swear, if he breathes on me one more time, I am gonna puke!
 * Icky: "Wow was he angry. Did you really assulted him?"
 * Golem: No one's asking her to talk about our droppings!
 * Icky: "I WASN'T ASKING YOU, JERKASS?!"
 * Icky pulls a lever, sending the Golen flying!
 * Rarity: "If you were talking about if i ever physicaly attacked Blueblood, then no! All i did was getting him dirty and he tripped over like a kluts! Just how is getting someone dirty assult?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i hope there isn't a mare actselly looking forword to seeing him at the Gala, cause she would be disappointed."
 * Kindheart: "I am postively looking forword to the handsome and regel Blueblood?!"
 * Midnight Fate: "Uh, Kindheart, i know you had idolised Blueblood, but, he has not gained himself a popular reputation as of late."
 * Kindheart: "So some unworthy mare named "Rarity" wasn't the gal for him. Perhaps he brought forth the controversy cause he's holding out for, "The One" Mare! The Mare that'll be his true heart's desire!"
 * Sincere Funtime: 'Wow, fangirl much?"
 * Helping Hooves: "You propbuly shouldn't hype yourself Kindheart, i doubt he would still be welcomed to the Gala this time around cause of the mess last year."
 * Kindheart: "Oh i think the only ones who would get kicked out are the Mares who are really respondsable for the downfall, this "Rarity" included."
 * Midnight: "Actselly, Kindheart, about that, I-"
 * Helping Hooves stopped Midnight.
 * Midnight: "Let her learn the hard way."
 * Sincere Funtime: So are we there yet?
 * Midnight: "Canterlot is not to far now, i promise thy this. We are gonna to meet Celestia and some honored guests in the gardens. And I'm excited to hear alot about Taiku's fanfiction career.

Chapter 4: The Violent Reunion of Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust/A Childhood Death.
Canterlot gardens. Meanwhile, on the streets of Canterlot. Flashback. Reality. Flashback Reality.
 * The Mane 6 and the lougers were at the garden as a carrage pulled by pegicous guards is seen coming.
 * Pinkie: I can't believe it! We're finally gonna see the new bearers of the Old Elements of Harmony! I got my hooves shined just like Rarity's for the occassion. You like?
 * Rarity: I certainly do.
 * Twilight: Well, Celestia hasn't exactly shown them to me just yet, so let's just keep calm.
 * Lord Shen: Yes, I prefer we not ruin our introductions like a bunch of netwits, and just put our 'nice to meet you' faces on.
 * Pinkie: I hope one of them is like one of us! That would be so cool!
 * Twilight: Celestia told me the bearers have common characteristics that are both positive and negative, but are still perfect for the jobs. They are almost all friends, too.
 * Sandy: Well, here they come now. (Celestia appears)
 * Celestia: Alright, everyone. Here they are. (The 4 bearers are seen)
 * Icky: "Hey, i only count four!"
 * Celestia: "The 5th one desided to travel by her own terms."
 * Twilight: "MIDNIGHT!"
 * Midnight: "Twiliy!"
 * Twilight and Midnight embraced themselfs.
 * Applejack and Helping Hooves exsamined eachother.
 * Applejack: "Are you Applpaloosa folk?"
 * Helping Hooves: "I was, but I went on to greener pastures to Hoofville."
 * Applejack: "You mean that town from far on the other side of Everfree forest?"
 * Helping Hooves: "Yep, i see how that would be difficult for tourests to visit more."
 * Pinkie Pie was bounding around Sincere Funtime.
 * Pinkie Pie: "HI! I'M PINKIE PIE! AND I LOVE PARTIES!"
 * Sincere Funtime: "Hey, i love parties too!"
 * Pinkie: Really?
 * Sincere Funtime: Yeah! I--OOOOOHHH, look at how big the moon is tonight!!!
 * Rarity: (Takes a look at Kindheart) Oh, you look just ravashing. Tell me, where did you get that amazing sense of style?
 * Kindheart: Uh...who are you?
 * Rarity: Why, I am Rarity, the greatest fashion designer in Ponyville.
 * Kindheart: You mean that poorly outcasted mare that Blueblood rejected? UHGH, what a waste!
 * Rarity: EXCUSE ME?!?
 * Kindheart: "Obviously you weren't right for him if he pretended to be a jerk cause he's too gentlemenly to just tell you he's not interested and was holding out for the right Mare.... Which is me."
 * Icky: "....... Holy crud..... Lady, have you got your horses crossed."
 * (Taiku): You know folks, first impresions are very important, especally in the most short of rough starting kind of way.
 * Kindheart: "And i could plainly see why he didn't went for you! Purple and White, such conflicting colors! Had that mane been black or your coat blue, it would make sense, but i don't see such here."
 * Rarity: "Wha-wha-wha-"
 * Kindheart: "And goodness, have you been indulging yourself in sweets lately? Your starting to get fat!"
 * Lougers: "OOOHHHH!?"
 * Rarity: "OH YEAH?! WELL, PINK IS A STUPID COLOR?!"
 * Pinkie's hair suddenlt deflats, and she begins to cry!
 * Rarity: "Uh oh. BUT IT LOOKS GOOD ON YOU PINKIE!"
 * Pinkie's happy mane comes back!
 * Rarity: "That's it sister! You! Me! FIGHT?!"
 * Rarity and Kindheart began to make cat sounds and hisses!
 * Icky: "Why are they suddenly cats?"
 * suddenly Rarity and Kindheart began to Pony kung fu cat fight!
 * Banzai: "WHOA-HO-HO! LOOKS LIKE I GOT MY KUNG-FU CAT FIGHT AFTER ALL!"
 * Icky: "Aw yeah, a guy could enjoy this!"
 * Suddenly, male pony guards appeared and woot and cheer for the fight!
 * Icky: "Ya see?"
 * Guard: "ALL RIGHT, A  CAT FIGHT?!"
 * Rarity and Kindheart kung-fu fight as they still made cat sounds!
 * Iago: (To the guards) Not helping here, boys!
 * Lord Shen: "Yes! Our male lougers have learned to have a sense of class, and decenty..."
 * Banzai was seen holding bets!
 * Banzai: "DO I HEAR 50, 50 BITS?! 58 BITS?! 900 BITS?! 70 BITS ON RARITY, 1823 BITS ON THE PINK PONY, DO I HEAR 33 BITS, DO I HEAR-"
 * Kairi: Well, you know, most of them.
 * Suddenly, Kindheart and Rarity began to pull eachother's manes!
 * Kindheart tears a huge chunk of Rarity's mane when she tripped by accsident!
 * The Lougers: "OHHH!"
 * The Ponies: "(Gasps)"
 * The Guards cheered uproariously!
 * Rarity: "MY MANE?! IS MY MANE OK?!"
 * Icky: "Are you kidding, your freaking bald."
 * Applejack punches Icky!
 * Icky: "OW?!"
 * Rarity: "MY MANE IS RUINED?! (TURNS ANGERLY TO A NOW REGRETFUL KINDHEART) YOUR DEAD, BITCH?!"
 * Rarity stolen a sword from a guard!
 * Kindheart panics and took another sword from another guard!
 * the two began to sword fight!
 * Banzai: "Heyo! Now the kitties are baring claws! That's 200 bits extra in this death match exstransiganza!?"
 * Spongebob: (To Kairi and Shen in worry) Shouldent we do something to brake this up.
 * Banzai: "Ah, let them fight! I am raking in the cash! I am nearly over 1000 bits!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Hey Banzai, any chance i could get a cut of the profits?"
 * Rarity grabs Kindheart's tail, and cuts it off, leaving a tiny tuff where the real, tiny tail is hidden.
 * Kindheart: "AHHHH! MY TAIL?!"
 * Rarity: "NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO QUEEN OF HEARTS ON YOUR ASS?!"
 * Rarity and Kindheart resumed sword fighting!
 * Shenzi, who is more decent in some sense, hits Banzai on the head with a mallet along with Mr. Krabs.
 * Kindheart trips again!
 * Rarity prepares to deliver a death blow!
 * Rarity: "NOW IT'S TIME TO DIE, WHORE?!"
 * ???: "JUST WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY, YOU PSYCO?!"
 * Suddenlty, Lightning appeared and rush kicked Rarity straight into the guards!
 * The sound of Bowling pins being hit was heard!
 * Icky: "STRRRRRRRRIKE?!"
 * Kindheart: "Lightning Dust, oh dearest of friends! You saved me from that terrorable socal outcast Rarity!"
 * Lightning: "That crazy slut didn't hurt you, did she?"
 * Kindheart: "Just my pride...."
 * Lightning: "Well, your lucky I was here to help. Good chance that psyco can't be with the elements of harmony."
 * Midnight: (To Shen) Mr. Peacock. While this gets even more brutal, could you and the rest of the lougers excuse me, Twilight, Spike, Taiku, your purple dragon friend, your neice and leader for a few hours?
 * Lord Shen: "Young Lady, anything you have to say to them, you can say IN FRONT OF ALL OF US?!"
 * Rainbow Dash panics, and tried to sneak away, but it was too late, Lightning saw her!
 * Lightning: "YOU?!"
 * Rainbow Dash gulped.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, hi Lightning..... Uh, no hard feelings?"
 * Lightning grabbed a rock, and crushed it with her hooves in one swift crush!
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Aw, shit."
 * Rainbow Dash zoomed out of there, Lighting followed in fast persuit!
 * Lightning: "COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MARE, YOU TECNOCOLORED WHORE?!"
 * Icky: "Aw crud you guys, Lightning's back and here to seek revenge! We can't introduse our selfs to the Elelment of courage while that maniac is on the lose?!"
 * Kindheart: "You rude squeaker, that "Maniac" IS the element of courage?!"
 * Everyone gasps!
 * Lord Shen: "Miss Midnight, kindly explain now?!"
 * Midnight: It is kind of a long story.
 * Icky: "Well, start explaining, I don't think Dashie could outrun Riod-rage for long!"
 * Rainbow Dash was still getting away of the still gaining Lighting Dust! Lighting is till pretty ticked off of Rainbow Dash ever since that time at the Wonderblot Acadamey and she suffered everything she'd been through because of it.
 * as the chase ensured, it caused watton destruction to various objects in the way of the chase, to the panic of Canterlotian residents!
 * Rainbow Dash: "Come on Rainbow Dash, you need to lose her somehow! There has to be one thing not even she is capable of..."
 * Lighting: YOU CAN'T KEEP OUTFLYING ME FOREVER!!! YOUR FLANK IS MINE!!!!!
 * (Taiku): Woah! What an attitude!
 * Rainbow Dash remembered the Sonic rainboom! This is here only chance to lose Lightning!
 * Rainbow Dash started to boost up more speed!
 * (Taiku) Ok, folks, where comes the part where the catfight and chase REALLY gets out of hand!
 * The chase escalates as this song plays!
 * Rainbow Dash starts to go faster and higher above Canterlot!
 * But Lighting caught her before she got any higher and faster and did the Sizemic Dust Toss!
 * BLAM!
 * Rainbow Dash is seen laid into the ground.
 * Luckly, Rainbow Dash is still alive, but wounded greatly. the feathers in her wings have been vaporised, holes are seen on her skin, she got bruzed in her eye, and Rainbow Dash was bleeding in the eyes and mouth.
 * Rainbow Dash was in a realm of disbeif..... Someone, actselly outpassed the Sonic Rainboom. It was her only hope.... and she was robbed of it.
 * Rainbow Dash struggled back up to her feet.
 * Lightning Dust only flouted above the weakened Rainbow Dash.
 * Lightning: "Your more duriable then i thought. I once did the Sizemic Dust Toss on a rouge Centaur on my way here, and all that survived was a piece of his armor... Shoulder blade if i can recall correctly."
 * Rainbow Dash relucently realised she was in no condition to fight, let alone to continue running. She had no choice but to surrender.... But wait, she realised something. Did Lightning Dust just said "Sizemic Dust Toss"? That legendary move is known only to the legendary dust clan...... Then it hit Rainbow...... She had wronged a member of that very clan. A family, with Pegicious horses in the family generations and genes, and birthed the legendary Shining Dust of the wonderbolts and the famed milliterry hero Thunder Dust.
 * Rainbow Dash coughed, as she is about to speak.
 * Rainbow Dash: "You mean, your, your, (coughs), your a member of THE Dust Family?"
 * Lightning: That's right! I'm a member of the dust clan. You have no idea what I been through because of you that day at the Wonderbolt academy.
 * Bill, Hurricane, Speed, Chow Mein and Lucky arrive on the scene.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, i, i didn't know you were one of the dust clan, i swear! I thought you were just a pony with dust as a regular name! (Coughs), i mean, Dust is actselly a fairly popular name, like Twinkle Dust, Sprinkle Dust, Tickle Dust, Pickle Dust, Pepper Dust, Hell, even Dusty Dust. It's a commen name, ya know."
 * Lightning: "Well MY Dust Family differs ftom those Dusts. Now, your gonna sit down, and listen to a tale of what you did to me ever since that day in the academy."
 * We see a series of Lighting's misfortunes since her boot from the acadamy up untill the incident with the Matchmaker.
 * (Lighting): "Because of you, i lived in pain and suffering of the town thinking i was some disgrace. The Wonbolt acadamy was my hope, of redeeming myself of accsidently breaking the town once during a market run, but you ruined that. Now i got to be an element of Harmony, that of Courage after Granpa Shining told me of a propechy that's going to change my fate for the better, and I saved Spitfire from a rouge centaur named Succrus."
 * Lightning: "And now, i finally honor my family's name by punishing the pony respondsable for dishonoring the Dust clan! Any last words before i have you dragged away in a bodybag?"
 * Bill then noitced Rainbow Dash crying in regret at what she did to Lighting even if she didn't know she was a member of the Dust Clan.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Lightning, please! I didn't know! I was a big fan of your grandpa! When he died of that goose accsident, i was crying like a foal! He was my inspiration to become a wonderbolt! I dreamed about becoming a wonderbolt because of true greats like him! You got to believe me!"
 * Lightning was surpirsed, then got angry!
 * Lightning: "You dare be a fan of my grandfather, and YET YOU GOT HIS GRANDDAUGHTER KICKED OUT AND RUINED HER CHANCE TO PROOF TO ALL OF HOOFVILLE SHE CAN DO GOOD?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "You got to understand! I didn't realise you were of the Dust Family! I thought you were just some overly ambitiious pony who gets reckless?!"
 * Lightning: "DON'T SAY THAT! I BEEN TOLD I'M NOTHING BUT A TROUBLE MAKER SINCE ALL THOSE MISTAKES! But my grandfather alone wasn't my prime inspiration to become a wonderbolt... I had an inspiration, greater then even family honor.... The honor, for a friend i cared very much since childhood."
 * Rainbow Dash: "A friend?"
 * Lightning: "A friend.... (tears began to be shed), who died... from a horrorable and rare wing deseise."
 * Rainbow Dash gasped.
 * Rainbow Dash: Okay, well...what happened?
 * Lightning Dust: I just...I just don't wanna talk about it! It's too sad for me to bear! (Starts crying)
 * Rainbow Dash: C'mon, don't be such a...(Coughs)...foal. You can tell me anything.
 * Lightning Dust:...(Sighs) Fine. Here it is...
 * (Lightning Dust): Years ago, long before I joined Wonderbolt Academy, I still wasn't that much of a popular pony. Everyone liked to bully me. They always called me rude names like 'Lightning Bust' or 'Dustface' or others I wouldn't even remember. But that's when I had the chance to meet this young orange pony named Daisy Beds. (Lightning bumps into her)
 * Daisy: (Soft voice) Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry, m'am.
 * Lightning:...Oh, it's no big deal....I've never seen you around here before. Are you new here?
 * Dasiy Beds: "Well, my name is Dasiy Beds, and, my family are the new flower shop owners."
 * Lightning: What? You mean Mr. and Mrs. Flowerbloom? I didn't know they had a daughter. And...a pegasus daughter at best. They told me they didn't have ANY pegasi members of their family.
 * Daisy Beds: Yeah, uh, that kind of made me wonder, too. But I recently discovered that I was adopted after my real parents died in a flying accident. So, I was adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Flowerbloom.
 * Lightning: "You mean, you don't know how to fly?"
 * Daisy Beds: About that. There's something I gotta tell you.
 * Lightning: "You do?"
 * Daisy Beds nodded as if she was saying yes.
 * Lightning: "Well, what is it?"
 * Daisy Beds: I....really cant fly very good.
 * Lightning: "Really? Well, that's what to be expected from being raised by earth ponies when your a pegicious, you can't get any flying from them. Tell you what, i can help you learn how to fly."
 * Daisy: You dont understand, I have a very bad wing.
 * Lightning: "Bad wing?"
 * Daisy: Yes.
 * Lightning: "Come on, i know this plant that treats bad wings. It's by this brush near Everfree. You got to trust me with this."
 * (Lighting): I thought I was going to help Daisy treat her bad wing with the plant.
 * (Rainbow Dash): "Did you.... end up being wrong?"
 * (Lightning): "Actselly, i was right. Healed it right up. It was harmless healing plant. What, you didn't thought i unknowingly poisoned her, did you?"
 * (Rainbow Dash): "Oh, sorry.... Continue."
 * (Lightning): "Anyway, the real hard part was teaching her how to fly. Her bad wing's gone, but, since her parents, the real ones, are dead, and her adopters are earthies, well, it was like teaching a newborn."
 * With her bad wing healed, Lil Lighting is ready to Teach Lil Daisy how to fly.
 * Lightning: "Ok Dasiy, I am gonna teach you, flight. Flying is the bloodline of all pegasus ponies. It takes years and time to get their flying just right."
 * Daisy: "Ok Lightning, i trust you with this."
 * Lighting: I knew you're ready for this! Now let's begin with basic wing flapping.
 * Daisy: "Ok, flapping. That shouldn't be hard."
 * Lightning: Ok, heres how I do it. (Flaps her wings to show Daisy how it's done.)
 * Daisy: "Ok, i got it."
 * Daisy tries to flap, but at first, it just seemed alittle bit awkword, but she is noticely at least a cenimiter off the ground.
 * Lighting: You're doing it!
 * Daisy begins to get higher, but then she flopped back down!
 * Lightning: "It's ok, it's ok! First timers then to flopped down alot. I said it takes practice to get it right. Just keep flapping till you get right."
 * Daisy: Ok, Lightning.
 * (Lighting): So I began Daisy's flight training. The days turned to weeks....the weeks turned to months untill finally....
 * Lightning was getting tired as Daisy was still not getting it right.
 * Lightning: "Daisy, i'm sorry, but, we have to continue this another time, i got alot of farm chores to do."
 * Lightning was about to leave, until, Daisy is completely off the ground, and is flying around, if though awkwordly.
 * Lightning: "WHOA! Daisy! You got it right?!"
 * Daisy: I'm doing it! I'm really doing it!
 * Lightning appeared by Daisy's side!
 * Lightning: "You did good Beds. You did good."
 * Daisy: "Thank you, LIghtning! Now i can realise my dream of being a wonderbolt! I been a long time fan!"
 * Lightning: No way! I dreamed of being a wonderbolt too! I had a grandfather who's a wonderbolt!
 * Daisy: Really?
 * Lightning: "I'll uh, explain more later! How's about a celebtory race?"
 * Daisy: Allright, how dose a race work?
 * Lightning was silent.
 * Lightning: "I really have my work cut out for me, do i?"
 * (Lightning): "And i did. But eventually, she became just as good a flyer as me. Cause of this, the town's people somewhat began to treat me well.... for the most part. But i earned the effections of her adopted parents, though they never so much hated me, they just stood away from me cause of controversy. Then, came the day she finally became a wondebolt and got to go to the academy. I was so proud of her.... But then... On the 5th day, she got a rare wing desiese that parlised wings, and she had to be sent home to the hospital. Day 6, and the desise worsens. her wings are parlised along with her spine. She was dying.... I went to see her, one last time."
 * We see Lighting getting ready to see Daisy on her deathbed. She knows the poor mare is about to run out of time, but she'll never forget the best friend she ever made.
 * Lightning: "Daisy..... I don't want it to end like this."
 * Daisy: "Lightning, (coughs), we can't be able, nor would we ever, be able to fight against the cycle of life, even if many find it cruel and unforgiveable. You could only live your life to the fullest until your life's journey meets it's end. But Dustie, i just wanna say to you..... Thank you for making my life wonderful...."
 * Daisy, smiled at Lightning, who returned it, before Daisy closed her eyes, her body goes limp, as sounds of heartbeats began to die out...... Daisy was gone.
 * Lightning's smile faded away.
 * Lightning: "Daisy..... Daisy......... DAISY?!"
 * Lightning screamed Daisy as the echoed is heard thoughout the town.
 * Lightning fell down crying, as a familier song from Toy's Story 2 played.
 * Shortly after the song ended, came Dasy's funeral which was held at night. It was a sad occasion as Daisy's body lies in a beautiful crystal coffin ontop of a huge hill as everypony and mythical creature who where friends with Lightning and Daisy gathered there to give their last respects to the mare Lighting befriended. Lighting's family conforted her along with Bill while Celestia spoke a few words in Daisy's honor.
 * Lightning could barely stand. a huge amount of tears were escaping her eyes, and did nothing to hide them. It's sad to see a normally proud pony to cry like a filly.
 * Celestia: Daisy Beds was the kind hearted pony Equestria has ever known. She was a good mare, a kind friend and a daughter to those who raised and helped her in her life. She also taught her best friend, Lightning Dust that love and friendship are always stronger than the sharpest sword. Farewell Daisy Beds, you are the best pony we had the pleasure of making your life wonderful and hope that you reunite with your dead parents in the Halls of Valhalla. May you rest in peace forever.
 * Then Celestia and Zecora who was present began to sang Windsong from Mighty Joe Young as a prayer.
 * Even those that normally hated or are indifferent to Lightning are remorseful to this, showing that they are not evil, that they have hearts, they are just doubtful of what Lightning was truely capable of, but this proves they are capable of being more then empty shells of resentment.
 * Then everyone but Lighting joned the chant as the moon raised high and Daisy's spirit turned into a star so it could be lighted up into the Heavens. Lighting cried more as the Wonderbolts made a salute tribute as the star went into the sky.
 * Then Lightning joined the chant while the devines created a constilation into the shape of Dasy so it will be seen at night for all time.
 * Once the chant ended, everyone was silent as Daisy's coffin is lowered into the hole in the ground night next to a grave statue of her where Lighting's best friend will sleep...forever.
 * Lightning resumed crying. Comfirted only by her family and friends
 * (Lightning): "The pony that understood me more then anyone...... was gone...... When i had the chance to join the wonderbolts and truely honor her and my grandfather's name, as well as my family's, i was determined, nothing was gonna stopped me...."
 * Lightning was consumed by a huge amount of tears.
 * Lightning Dust donned an angery face.
 * Lightning: "UNTIL YOU RUINED IT?!"
 * Rainbow Dash was taken aback by this. she really screwed this mare over... all this time, it was Rainbow who was the bad mare.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Dust, i, i didn't mean to over-react, it's just, my friends-"
 * Lightning: "Oh let me guess, the stupid tornado that almost killed your friends? WELL WHO'S FREAKING FAULT IT WAS FOR NOT GIVING THEIR FRIENDS A LATTER EVERY DAMN NOW AND AGAIN?!"
 * Rainbow Dash realised that cause she failed to write a latter every once and awhile, this wouldn't even be happening, Lightning could've actselly had been a friend.... Rainbow Dash felt stupid that this was her fault from the beginning... Rainbow was the one who endangered her friends, cause of her neglect, her jealiousy and misguided concerns of something she neglected to investigate. Had she thought about this more, everything could've worked better for everyone.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Lightning....... I realised now that, your not the selfish, thoughtless mare i thought you were. You were too ambitious, but not selfish or thoughtless, and, it's my fault for not writing a latter for Pinkie, and for not trying to understand you better..... Lightning, please understand that, if i had known better, i, i, i, i would've never did what i've done, i could've done things differently, i could've, not Rainbow Crashed. Lightning........ I'm sorry."
 * Lightning only stared angerly, and silently at a broken Rainbow Dash. However, a familer shadow looms over Lightning, as buzz saw sounds are heard.
 * Rainbow Dash gasped!
 * Rainbow Dash: "LIGHTNING!"
 * Lightning quickly turns around to see Captain Cut-lin, as he and the other secret police goblins tried to grab and capture the too fast Lightning, but eventally, a magic force snagged her. It was Blueblood.
 * Griff and Gob appeared as well.
 * Blueblood: "Well, i'll be, another assulter in this innodent fair city, the imfamous wonderbolts drop-out Lightning Dust, no less, the unoffitcal black sheep of the appearently acclaimed Dust Family. Oh, have i the punishment for you. Your sentience, is a magical mental imprisonment of your deepest, darkest fears, which in your case, is your family and friends turning their backs on you, you becoming the complete disgrace you are, and ohh, the best part, being forever haunted by a now resentful spirit of this "Daisy Beds" character as you become, truely alone, forever."
 * Blueblood casted a pretty grim looking magic, as it is about to get a grip on Lightning, who tries to resist!
 * Blueblood: "I'll teach you to assult one of the Elements of Harmony. And of all of them you assulted, it was Loyalty. I'll give you a break for assulting Generosity cause i have some, negitvie feelings for that Rarity mare, but the cyan one can't be so easily ingored, exspeically not in her condition, or that of my city! Your oddly strong will can't protact you forever."
 * Rainbow Dash: Blueblood, what are you doing?!? Can't you see she suffered enough?
 * Blueblood: Oh, I don't think so! She must be punished for assault! Nothing is stopping me!
 * Lightning: (Is in mental pain as she begins crying after seeing the hurtful visions in her head)
 * Rainbow Dash: LEAVE HER ALONE!!! (Bucks Blueblood in the face, freeing Lightning from his mental attack) What the hell is wrong with you? Celestia is gonna be peeved at you when she finds out about this!
 * Blueblood: Hey, I'm just enforcing laws here!
 * Rainbow Dash: Like a dick, you are!
 * Blueblood: "Why you disrespectful ungrateful little- (Growls), Goblins, restraint the rainbow one now?!"
 * Cause of Rainbow Dash being unable to fly, she was easily captured and outnumbered!
 * Blueblood: "I am never appresiated for what i do for these ponies."
 * Lightning Dust struggles to shake off her mental terrors and fight back, as Blueblood is about re-cast his spell on Lightning again.
 * ??? PRINCE BLUEBLOOD!
 * The goblin secret police are hit by a bright light.
 * Blueblood: What's this?!
 * Then he screams like Homer Simpson when he see who it was that disabled the goblins, it was Celestia who is ready to punish her nephew further.
 * Blueblood: Auntie, I...I can explain!
 * Griff: "Uh, we'll just, be on our way!"
 * Gob: "Uh, yes, this is obviously family matters so maybe it's best we move on and-"
 * Celestia: OH NO, YOU DON'T!!! You're staying right here!
 * Gob:...Sure thing, your highness. (Chuckles)
 * Celestia: Blueblood, I thought I told you to stop doing these things! First you threaten to punish a hydra with torture for the rest of his life, then you try and kill one of the Elements of Harmony, and now you're trying to ARREST THE NEW ELEMENT OF COURAGE?!?
 * Rainbow Dash: SHE'S THE FUCKING ELEMENT OF COURAGE?!?
 * Blueblood: "THE NEW ELEMENT BARER IS A DISGRUNTLED MADMARE?!"
 * Celestia: "Yes, she does have flaws that need to be adjusted, and a great deal of amends needed to be made, but this does not require punishment of any kind, ESPIECALLY NOT THOUGH A MENTAL ATTACK?!"
 * Blueblood: "But isn't the idea of having a secret police is to punish any voilater? I mean, the Hydra's a swindler, Miss Rarity assulted me, and did you even see what Lightning did to the rainbow one?"
 * Celestia: "Tecnecly, yes, Godfry did do something wrong, and maybe miss Lightning could've been more graceful, but Rarity DID NOT ASSULTED YOU! ALL SHE DID WAS GOT YOU DIRTY AS PAYBACK FOR YOUR DISHONORABLE BEHAVIOR TORWORDS HER AND CAUSED YOU TO TRIP! HOW IS THAT ASSULT?!"
 * Blueblood: "But, but, but-"
 * Celestia: SILENCE!!! You've been through this too much, but because I'm in a good mood, I'll let you off with a warning. One more outbreak like this, and you will be banned from not only this year's Gala, but ALL OTHER GALAS AFTER THAT!!!
 * Blueblood:...(Sighs) I understand.
 * Celestia: And I thought I told you to go back to Canterlot.
 * Blueblood: I did, but after GLEA informed me of this freak assaulting RD, I HAD to take action. I'm in charge of it for the time being.
 * Celestia: Well... I guess that makes sense... but I still think you should go back to Canterlot. You can't be causing anymore trouble like this. It's just wrong.
 * Blueblood:...Well, Cut-lin, I guess you'll have to run GLEA for me until the day after tomorrow. I'll be doing nothing but making magical blogs in my bedroom.
 * Cut-lin: But I don't know anything about running GLEA. I mean, sure I'm a good commander, but I never got the chance to be a good leader.
 * Gob: "Unfortunatly Captain, due to our little, slight over-reaction, Blueblood has been scolded again by Celestia cause, we may be atad too finely tuned to react at the first sign of trouble."
 * Griff: "And we can't do it cause we're a complete package with Blueblood. He's just lucky number 3's wasn't the charm."
 * Captain Cut-lin: "Well, i suppose somebody's got to do it i suppose. Boys, the crazy mare is in luck, we're not laying a finger on her.... for the time being. (To Lightning) But a fair warning missy, Blueblood may coil into his shell at the first sign of Celestia, but i don't bow to her so easily. If i see or heard you causing many more troubles, we'll be reinacting a good chunk of scenes from "Texas Chainsaw Massitcure". Do i make meself (gently turns on chain saw) clear?"
 * Lightning gulped, knowing well she isn't in a position to wise-crack.
 * Lightning: "Uh, invisability clear, sir."
 * Captain Cut-lin made a satisfived growl, and ordered his goblins to leave milliterry sytle, as does he leaves.
 * Blueblood teliported away.
 * Gob got on Griff as Griff flew off.
 * Lightning only gave a sad, empty stare at Rainbow, as she left.
 * (Taiku): Wew! Glad that's over.
 * Rainbow: "Lightning I-"
 * Lightning was already too far away.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Lightning......."
 * Celestia: "She told you everything, did she?"
 * Rainbow Dash: Yes, Princess Celestia. I really fudged up her life big time! She hates me now. Blueblood may've been nuts about it, but if it wasn't for him, she could've killed me.
 * Celestia: "True, Blueblood did stopped Lightning for making a mistake from where there's no return from, but his way wasn't the way to do it."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Celestia, what if the others find out? And if they do, they'll hate me too! We had a conversation about this, and if they found out-"
 * ???: Take it easiy Dashie. No one's hating your guts right now.
 * Rainbow Dash recoils in fear as the others are here.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Guys, i'm so ashamed of myself. I honestly didn't know she was from THE Dust Clan! I thought-"
 * Spyro: Calm down, Dashie. Lighting from the Dust Clan was a huge shocker for us too.
 * Icky: "We saw everything Dash. We saw how Bluebutt tried to use some mental attack on Lightning in trying to punish for seriously messing you up."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, speaking of that, Celestia, i know there might be rules on this sort of thing, but, could you fix me up, cause my wings have also been hurt from the Sizemic Dust Toss."
 * Celestia: "I could only do the next best thing, take you to Canterlot Castle's finest healers."
 * a soft crying was heard. everyone looks to see a crying Kindheart comferted by Midnight, Sincere, and Helping.
 * Banzai: "Hey, what's up with the Blueblood fangirl?"
 * (Taiku): Honestly, what did Kindheart seen in that pawn of Dorkfarious? Well, let's find out.
 * Kindheart cried.
 * Icky: "You get the feeling she might not taken the discovery of Blue-jerk being, a jerk too well?"
 * Spongebob: As Timon would say, 'you think you knew a guy'.
 * Kindheart: "How could Blueblood be...... be.... be..... (cries louder)."
 * Icky: Well, at least Blue-dork and his mythical lackies did one good thing. They prevented a whole lotta spit from getting out of hand even more.
 * Rainbow Dash: "But, i am not sure if i could ever be near her again. I'm too ashamed to even try, and Lightning would be too emotionaly unstable to even be reasoned with... I'm not sure if i'll be able to attend the Gala after all."
 * Celestia: I shall talk to her. After what Blueblood did to her, I think she might need it. And Rainbow Dash, don't be too quick to leave the Gala. Just allow us to resolve this problem and i trust things will work out.
 * Rainbow Dash: I just hope she'll be okay. I hate to see her when she's in such mental pain.
 * Kindheart: Uh, your highness? You think you can send me to the healing facilities as well? I look like a rabid dog.
 * Suddenly, Rarity pounced on her!
 * Rarity: "I AM NOT DONE WITH YOU YET, WHORE?!"
 * Icky: "As much as it pains me to say this cause i'm a guy who would normally enjoy seeing chicks fight, could someone break up this cat fight?"
 * Celestia: (To Rarity and Kindheart) Both of you, thats enough, (Then uses the royal Canterlot voice) AND STOP SWEARING!!!!
 * Both Kindheart and Rarity freaked out as they unknowingly embraced eachother, only to turn their heads to eachother, and quickly broke the embrace!
 * Alex: Not what Icky had in mind, but we'll take it.
 * Rarity: "I do not want to be any where near this, this, lover of that snake blueblood!"
 * Viper: "Could we PLEASE not use snake as an insult?"
 * Sparx: Seriously, why not wolf in sheep's clothing or a treacherious swine?
 * A sheep and a pig heard Sparx.
 * Sheep: "Well i never!"
 * Pig: "How rude!"
 * Sparx: "You guys weren't meant to hear that!"
 * Boss Wolf: "I ain't so fond of the 'Wolf in sheep clothing" comment neither. That is an untrue offencive steriotype! We do NOT wear sheep clothes at all! Nor their wool for that matter!"
 * Sparx: Well can I at least call Blueblood a weasel...
 * Weasel: Na ah ah! Don't even!
 * Sparx: "Crap."
 * Rarity: "Well either way, she can't be trusted!"
 * (Taiku) Infact, it gets more downhill from here.
 * The Raven from the start is watching this, and it flew off torwords Canterlot.

Chapter 5: Enter Grim-Nor/The Ballad of Nefarious yet Again/ How Prince Blueblood's Jeaoulsy and Plan truley began.
Taiku's room. the captured boarder camp. Nefarious' office. (This song plays. Yes, i know this was played in An All-Out French Experience with Gary songed by Count Vladamer But here, it tecnecly has a more refined perpose, plus makes some sense and because Tman wants it here, plus, it's kinda in the chapter's name.)
 * Taiku: "And now, comes the more, dark part of the story, where the villains are introduse, get a musical number of their own, and exposition on their plans. If your a villain fan, your waiting for villain songs is just about to pay off my friend. Let's start off with, You gues it, Ne-Dork-ious. Now, have you ever wondered if the true villain behind Blooblood's jealiousy ever had a past? Don't get too into it though, you might bust a gut when we get to it."
 * Team Nefarious, The Diamond Dog Warriors and alot of Dragon teens are seen partying on the captured boarder camp, as they are joined by Badland Bad Mythic beasts as this music is played.
 * Various Dragon Teens are seen cheering for Garble as he is wrestling with the brute Dragon teen.
 * The Diamond Dogs Rover, Fido, and Spot are seen licking water from dishes.
 * two badland elfs are seen having a fight, as two trolls are arm wresling, with a Wyvern burping fire after he drank beer.
 * A gorgon dancer is seen susducing Diamond Dogs, who she is wearing speical glasses to prevent her ability turning her "clients" into statues.
 * Diamond Dog: "What a skaley beauty! (Laughs)"
 * A harpy gave NOS-A2 a bowl full of batteries.
 * Harpy; "Batteries, for the Engry Vampire."
 * Nos-4-A2: "Lovely."
 * NOS-4-A2 bites on a battery, absorbing it's engry.
 * Doofenshirts is seen walking away with a cupcake, but Fido trips him over, causing Doof to flop face first into his cupcake and the floor!
 * Rover, Fido, Spot, and several bad mythic beasts laughed at the sight!
 * Doofenshirts: "Hey now! That isn't very nice!"
 * Spot: "Neither is this!"
 * Spot lifts his leg, and pees on Doofenshirts!
 * The Bad Mythic Beasts and Fido and Rover laughed harder!
 * Meanwhile Dr. Nefarious was preparing to make his dramatic enterence.
 * Zigzag stood at the centar of a robotic stage.
 * Zigzag: "Attention, evils of Equestia, and dissinquish members of Team Nefarious, I require your attention and required it well."
 * Everyone looked onto Zigzag.
 * Zigzag: "My friends, we are about embark on the most toadious, the most evil, the most diabalical and evil of the doctor's grand and underappresiated career, a skeme to topple all scemes, a plan that will live in infamy!"
 * Nefarious: I was going to say that you idiot! (Hit's Zigzag on the head)
 * Zigzag: "OW, OH, OW, OW, OW?!"
 * The the bad Mythic Beasts laughed.
 * Fido the vulture (his abused pet from the movie the thief and the coppler) thinks: "Ha, serves him right."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "But he is correct about that though! Never have i gotten an oppertunity to snag the elements of harmony, both lost old and original new, Kairi, and the ability to snag Equestia under Team Nefarious control, in one fell swoop, and i have no intention to lose this oppertunity! The new barers of the lost ones are being showed off today at the gala, and i have managed to sneak in without noticed, and we captured all of the boarder guards, and tied them up! And now, under this secret, i have my own army of robots, Equestia's gallery of rouges, and even secret allies that hide amongest the heroes, posing to strike when the most oppertune time is set! After words, with no Celestia being able to keep the worse of the worse out, the likes of you all will be free to do what you damn well please, under the benvolent, iron fisted rule of yours truely, and the traitor to his own Aunt Celestia, Prince Blueblood!"
 * the badlands mythic beasts cheered!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "My plan is absolutely foolproof, and hidden in the shadows! Those hero twits have no idea what's gonna hit them?!"
 * As Nefarious continues to glout about himself, 4 robed figures lerked in the shadows.
 * ???: "Father, we can't let the alien get away with this."
 * the first hooded figure reveiled himself to be none other then Pred Judu Des, making the others Sharp-Pay, Chain, and Axe-rella.
 * Pred: "I know we won't. Not to mention, if we stopped this alien before he has the chance to even get to Equestia, we can be able to get the bounty on us off of us, finally prove Mythic Beasts can't be trusted as well as aliens, and finally get Celestia to see things our way."
 * Chain: "Really?"
 * Pred Judu Des: "To be honest, it's not 100% garrintie beyound getting the bounty off of us. But can't a colt dream though?"
 * Sharp-pay: "But how to de fight an entire army?"
 * Pred Judu Des: "Well this bounder wall is the only thing preventing more mythic scum from entering, so blowing it up is out, and justing going to kill them all is an ineditable defeat waiting to happen without an army."
 * Axe-rella: "I got an idea, we captured their leader, the robot Nefarious. We exchange his life for their surrender."
 * Pred Judu Des: "Bloodly brillient Axe-rella. We wait for them to sleep, then, we captured the robot alien, and force them to forsake their plan, any questions?"
 * ???: "Yeah, where's the part we get to kick your butt?"
 * Pred looks to see Warp Darkmatter with two brutesh trolls.
 * Pred Judu Des: "......... Aw, piss."
 * Warp Darkmatter: This is the part were you run for the hills.
 * Pred: "Aw no, Pred Judu Des of the Judu Des caln does not run away-"
 * BLAM, POW, BOOM, BLAM!
 * Pred, Sharp-pay, Axe-rella, and Chain are brought to Nefarious tied up, bruzed physically and in ego, and helpless.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Well, well, well. If it isn't the imfamous hater Pred Judu Des himself. NOT SO SMART NOW, ARE YA?!"
 * The Bad Mythic Beasts and Team Nefarious laughed.
 * Pred Judu Des: "You goony robot. Don't you know this bounder walls keep more then these mythic beast scum out? They also keep out the most imfamous Orc Hun to ever scourge these badlands!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "(Mocking) Oh, i'm so scared! How bad could he possability-"
 * A small dragon falcom smacks into Nefarious!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "OWCH?!"
 * Everyone is confused as the Dragon Falcon lands on the stage top, and screeches.
 * A war horn is heard.
 * Sharp-Pay: "Oh no....... He's coming."
 * Doofenshirts: "Who's coming?"
 * suddenly, sounds of growling and howling is heard.
 * Pred Judu Des: "Did you not realised what you just done, you goony robot?!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Aw oh...."
 * Suddenly, at the distence, an army of orc versons of the Mulan huns are seen charging forth on Worgs, lead by a silluetted leader.
 * the Badland Mythic beasts began to become scared, they know well who is coming here.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Lawerence, i am not liking this!"
 * the Orc Worg riders enter the encampment, and stopped. the Silluetted leader on the biggest Worg came closer to Nefarious. He was followed by orc versons of Shun Yu's main huns.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Uh..... Can i, help you guys?"
 * The Leader dismounted, as he approuched Nefarious, while his Falcon Dragon lands on his arm shoulder. He reveils himself to be a black orc verson of Shan Yu.
 * Sharp-Pay: "The Black Orc Grim-Nor."
 * Grim-Nor: (To Team Nefarious) Who's incharge of you beings?
 * Everyone points to Nefarious.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Uh oh."
 * Grim-Nor grabs Nefarious by the neck!
 * Grim-Nor: "So, your the alien mastermind respondsable for capturing the broader?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "(Strangled), Depands, what happens if i said yes?"
 * Grim-Nor smiles.
 * Grim-Nor: "I must admit, i am impressed with what you pulled off, alien."
 * Grim-Nor drops Nefarious.
 * Grim-Nor: "You see, Celestia challnaged my streangh by banishing me and my orcs here in this pitifal land of scum for trying to congure Equestia once... Well, thanks to you, i am able to play her game."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Well, Grim-nor, your in luck. Consiqently, i also desire to give that sun-soaked twat her due deserts for always giving bad guys a serious mindgrain!"
 * Grim-Nor: "Then how's about an allience, Alien? We join forces, we will bring an end to the goddess of the sun.... Only under, a certain condition..... The destruction, of the Dust Family."
 * Nefarious: "Uh, Dust Family?"
 * Grim-Nor: "A family that breed the hero respondsable for causing my banishment, Shining Dust. I had long heard he's dead, but i have the oppertunity for a surviceable subitute for my revenge, the death of his grand-daughter, Lightning Dust."
 * Dr. Nefarious began to laugh!
 * Dr. Nefarious: "You mean that loser wonderbolt drop-out who screwed up greatly with a tornado? No way is she gonna be in Canterlot or be anyway near the gala, cause since she almost killed Twilight, it's doubtful Celestia would ever-"
 * Grim-Nor: "Don't doubt her ability to be a threat, alien.... One for your, badland Centaurs named Succrus made that mistake. (shows Nefarious a piece of broken armor) And this is what is left of that fool."
 * Dr. Nefarious dropped his jaw.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "The hell did she just do?!"
 * Grim-Nor: Have you ever heard of the Seismic Dust Toss?
 * Archer Orc: "Obviously he has not, my lord. Considering he earlier doubted Lightning Dust."
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "Ok, Mr. I am an Oc that copys an established Disney villain, enlighten me."
 * A orc with a helmet: "You would learn to watch your alien tongue, alien."
 * Unknown to them, Sharp-Pay is secretly cutting her ropes with he tail and a carefully hidden dagger.
 * Pred: Hurry, Sharp-Pay! We gotta warn Fluttershy!
 * (Taiku): Allthough old man Pred and his girls regained Fluttershy's trust after they and their council pony friends got into alot of trouble after what they pulled last 4th of July, they had to escape and warn Fluttershy of the upcoming threat before it was too late, and don't worry about Nefarious' past, we'll get to it once he and Lawrence are along to discuss their plan to despose of Blueblood once his use to them has run it's course. And we apologies of the unexpected plot addition, but you know Scroopfan, always full of surprises.
 * Nefarious and Grim-Nor continue to talk, as after Sharp-Pay frees herself and her sisters and Pred, they slowly escaped without notice. This hurts Pred's pride more when he is forced to escape, but even he knows well not even the Judu Des clan is nothing to the Black Orc.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "I thank you for your infomation, Grim-Nor, and as for you, Mr. Xenopho-"
 * Nefarious screams as all he sees is broken rope.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "THEY ESCAPED!"
 * Warp Darkmatter: "Craters. Don't worry sir, me and the hornets are on it!"
 * As Pred and the sisters got their head start, Warp and alot of hornets already took flight!
 * Warp: "We're looking at a long chase boys, so be on your toes!"
 * Warp and the Hornets vanish into the horizon where Pred and the sisters escaped too.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "I apologies for the mishap, i assure you those ponies will be-"
 * Grim-Nor: "Don't bother sending your warriors after Pred. Celestia won't trust him nor believe him about you and your plan."
 * Dr. Nefarious remembers that Pred made serious mistakes.
 * Dr. Nefarious brings up his wrest watch.
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "Warp, don't bother with Pred Judu Des and his girls and return to base. Celestia will never believed them."
 * Warp's voice: "Uh, ok sir, i hope you know what're you doing."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Mr. Grim, do enjoy and help yourself to the bar, have yourself and your orcs a drink. If you need me, i'll be with Lawerence."
 * Grim-Nor: It is Grim-Nor, you tin machineical twit. But your far too kind.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Lawerence, everything in my plan is fast unfolding."
 * Lawerence: "Why yes, it seems to be working more well then anpisipated. But how did you convince the nefpew of Celestia, Prince Blueblood, to actselly help us? He seems to be more of a harmless jerk then anything even like us."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "I may have promised him a machince that'll transplant wings to him from the Sparkle girl so he can become an Alicorn King, and a powerful one at that, so he can satisfy his two friends, a goblin from a sick tribe in a swamp and a broke as junk griffin noblemen."
 * Lawerence: "Why sir, having an Alicorn on our side would make Team Nefarious even more imfamous then what Zurg and his allies had provided for us. We could even rival the villain leage with an Alicorn."
 * Dr. Nefarious: I have no intrest in that jerk of a prince, Lawrence. I'm using him and his jealousy for the Sparkle Girl's alicorn hood to get to my fairy tale princess aka the last adorible peice to my master plan and with her, All of Equestria once Blueblood's days as Alicorn King are short lived and he is desposed of properly along with those friends of his. For my first act as king before my coronation/wedding is to have all those lougers sent to the gillotine...starting with that seasponge!
 * Lawerence quietly facepalm, knowing that Nefarious is willfully passing up having an Alicorn ally in favor for self-power. He knows it's pointless trying to convince his subbern master otherwise, so it's better to "humor" him until if he realises his own stupidity.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Then i'll show Daddy who he was messing with!"
 * Lawerence: "Oh bother, not these "Daddy issues" of yours again."
 * Dr. Nerfarious: "I have every right Lawerence! As you been told, it all started in the simple planet of my race, in a cottage, in the woods, owned by, the short man of my normally tall members of my race. All my life I had to spend with that horrible little man who tried to keep me down my whole life. That mad tempered monster, that vile grunting brute abandoned me in the woods as a child. "
 * Lawrence: Well he did had his reasons of doing it, sir.
 * Dr. Nefarious: Lawrence, please. My father couldent accept that I wanted nothing to do with the family buisness. Not Malefail's Darkspawn Family buisness but that lowly, dirty family buisness.

After song. Taiku's room. Canterlot Palace, blueblood's quarters. They sing this, with Blueblood as Pteranto, Griff as Serria, and Gob as Rinkus. Griff getting alittle upset until Gob reminded him that getting even with Celestia will be worth it as their ambitions will be met, Griff wanting to bring back pony slavery, and Gob seeking to destroy manehatten to bring back the goblin homelands long lost.
 * Lawerence sighed, practicly getting tired of Nefarious's personal family blight.
 * Nefarious: (As the song continued) You left me in those woods alone, Daddy. But I crawled out and look at me now! Oh if only you can see me right now, Daddy. I'd invite you to my coronation/wedding once I'm done using Blueblood like a puppet on a string but your gonna have to be this tall to get in. (laughs with delight as he pictures his and Kairi's wedding day)
 * Lawerence: "Are you just about done?"
 * Nefarious: Quite.
 * Lawrence: Still, what should we do if Blueblood is made aware of our betrayal to him?
 * Nefarious: Easy. Blueblood got us some anti-magic substances so we can be immune to any magical attacks that he thinks should be intended to block off Celestia easily stopping us. And we still have the teleporter, don't we?
 * Lawrence: Yes, but this time, we might need to specify a destination.
 * Nefarious: I know that! I NEVER forget about how long we were stranded on that meteorite listening to nothing but jazzy drum solos. No effense, or anything, Lawrence.
 * Lawrence: None taken, sir.
 * Nefarious: My point being that we'll be completely safe from Blueblood's powers.
 * Nefarious: "Now, let's put this stuff on everyone."
 * Dr. Nefarious opens the draws, but finds the sustences gone.
 * Nefarious screams?!
 * Lawerence: "What's wrong sir?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "THEY'RE GONE!? THE SUSTENCES ARE GONE?! WE BEEN ROBBED?!"
 * Lawerence: "Oh dear.... You don't think Pred intended himself to be captured so a possable 5th member can secretly steal our only defence against Celestia's magic, did you?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Well, i heard talk they have this unicorn spy that can also savitosh anyone who opposes against him."
 * Lawerence: "Well, i could recimend we check the survallence, but unfortunatly, they seemed to be, (reveils a cutted wire) Out of service."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "DAHHHHHH?! THAT'S JUST GREAT! THAT MEANS WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO KEEP BLUEBLOOD AROUND?! AND THAT MEANS I HAVE TO HONOR THE AGREEMENT THAT WE SHARE EQUESTIA WITH HIM AFTER IT IS CONGURED?! MY DREAMS ARE DASHED?!"
 * Lawerence: "Why not just ask Blueblood for more?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "HE GAVE US THE ONLY ONES HE WAS EVER ALLOWED TO HAVE?! Bluebrains once tried to trade this stuff to an anonimus custimer that turned out to be part of a leagon of rouges that are dangerious enemies to Equestia. They were stopped, but Blueblood is now limited, and he gave us the last he's ever gonna get!? And Celestia instructed the guards to never give him more! NOOO! MY PLAN IS RUINED! I AM FORCED TO HONOR A PROMISE TO AN IDIOT?!"
 * Lawerence: "Now now sir. What's one world to the United Universe? Remember our primary goal is too snag both elements of harmony and Miss Kairi. By all means, you can still have the corination and wedding, and you can still be ruler of the universes, once we cohersed the leage into forsaking Malefor, And plus, having Blueblood as an Alicorn ally could mean twice the power and imfamy in our ranks. So in a sense, you can have your cake and eat it too."
 * Dr. Nefarious realised that it was stupid of him to forsake such power just so he can control one world over the many he would soon claim when the leage starts to obey Team Nefarious. Plus, he liked the idea of having Blueblood as an alicorn ally for Team Nefarious, knowing well Alicorns are powerful.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "Your right Lawerence, for once in your sad exsitence. Blueblood can HAVE this miserable planet! Cause i would still have complete control of the rest of the universes! And who saids my corination needs depends on me ridding Blueblood? I can still have a coination, if not as Equestia's king, as the United Universe's emperor, and Kairi my empress! and to have an Alicorn ally! How dare i not put it into such consideration?! It's true brillience!"
 * silence.
 * Dr. Nefarious: "But we're still in trouble here! Without the Sustence, we're doomed to be anti-climaticly defeated by magic unless Celestia and any other magic user is disabled."
 * Lawerence: "Why not have Dr. Doof make us a magic disabling device, so it is our best defence against Celestia or anyone who uses magic?"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "..... Oh fine! Fair enough! Since getting the diamond dogs, the teen dragons and the other bad mythical creatures on our side and Grim-Nor joining us with our new magic disabling device plan were the icing on the cake of my master plan to finally getting my queen. What could possibly go wrong to make this fool proof plan fail?"
 * Unkown to Nefarious, an O.W.C.A robin agent saw the whole thing while filming Lawrence's idea of the Magic Disabler and flew off.
 * (Taiku): "Ok, ok, freeze!"
 * Taiku: "Tman, the junk happened? I thought we were gonna have Nefarious betray blueblood! Where did what we just see came from?"
 * Tman: Why don't you ask Scroopfan that?
 * Scroopfan: "Look guys, i desided that it would've been stupid of Nefarious to pass up having a powerful Alicorn ally in favor of having great policitcal power of ONE world when he has the entire universe to congure when he snags the elements of harmony and threatens to use them to blackmail the leage into forsaking Malefor and obey Nefarious. I know he's not a complete genius but he wouldn't be stupid enough to dump a powerful ally like an Alicornised Blueblood just for complete control of one world when-"
 * Taiku: "Ok ok, i understand now, but now i look like a lier and false abertiser now, not to mention all that "Nefarious is gonna betray Blueblood in the end" build up was for nothing!"
 * Scroopfan: "Well, you should've expected that when working with me, i don't stick with a pre-determined path."
 * Taiku: "Yes, i am aware of your past works Scroopy. Ok, so there's no betrayal plan after all. It's shame, cause we were gonna have Blueblood sing a song from the Producers. All well, not the first time SF scratched a plan of Tman, and it's no secret it'll not be the last. How's about as a make-up folks, we check up on Blueblood and his pals..."
 * Blueblood is seen pacing around angerly, as Gob and Griff play cards.
 * Blueblood: "IT'S NOT FAIR! I AM DOING WHAT CELESTIA ASKS AND YET SHE STILL SCOLDS ME FOR DOING WHAT SHE ASKED ME TO DO, CAPTURE POTAINIONAL TROUBLE MAKERS?! BLAST HER AND HER FAVERITES?!"
 * (Taiku): Ok Scroop, since were doing this make-up, is it all right if I told them how Blueblood wond up like this?
 * (Scroopfan): "We're getting to that!"
 * Griff: "Oh relax, the three of us are fully aware that Celestia's an unreasonable Tyrant."
 * Blueblood gets angry and zaps both Gob and Griff!
 * Blueblood: "I HATE IT WHEN YOU REFER MY AUNT LIKE THAT?! I DO NOT SEE HER AS A TYRANT?!"
 * Gob: "Tell that to the goblins victimised in that death swamp!"
 * Griff: "And my broke family!"
 * Blueblood: "Ok, she made a few bad calls, but that's not the work of real Tyrant.... A misguided air-headed ruler, maybe, but not the work of a Tyrant.... The Air-Head ruler thing is speically true when she made that peasent Twilight Sparkle of the ponyville libary a princess, an alicorn no less! It should've been me?!"
 * Gob: "Well, your tecnecly not of blood with Celestia. You have real Unicorn parents. Celestia adopted you cause your parents requested her to have you learn how to be a prince when you mentally attacked some fillies at shcool."
 * Blueblood: "In my defence, i was acostom of mares always doing things at my every whim! How was i suppose to know she had free will!"
 * Griff: EVERYPONY HAS FREE WILL!!! God!!!
 * Blueblood: "Oh yeah? Then explain the mares that were willing to do my every whim?"
 * Gob: "Depends, did these mares happen to be servents?"
 * Blueblood: "Yes, but i don't see how............. Wait............ OHH, SO THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T GET A DATE! DAMN!?"
 * Gob: Blu, could you do us a favor and watch your language please? There's some kids reading this present here!
 * Griff: Yeah, but we do agree. Those servants, as hot as they may be, and trust me, I know how THAT feels, wouldn't even think about going out with someone as precocious as you. No offense or anything.
 * Blueblood: No, I totally agree, but it's not just my lady trouble I've been having problems with. It's also about what happened long ago when I was about to become an Alicorn myself. Yet, in a totally uncalled for situation, I was denied that chance!
 * Griff: "Uh, yeah, remind us again why your trusting that space bot?"
 * Blueblood: "I know it's against my better judgement, but, he promises to correct all of the wrongs my air-headed aunt did apawn us! I fund him inexchange for a wing transplant machince, and i share Equestia with 50/50... Isn't that right, Blackblood?"
 * Blackblood, the raven from the start, nodded.
 * Griff: "And when your king, your gonna fix our problems right?"
 * Blueblood: "But by all means my friends, i am a unicorn of my word, cause after all, i will make everyone, even my poor, misguided aunt i am more impourent to Equestia then what is unfortunatly popular belief."
 * Griff: "Aw no, he's gonna sing, is he?"
 * Gob: "And we're back-up singers, to our plight. Might as well get over with it i suppose."

Flashback Outside Princeipal's office. After the Childhood Present
 * Blackblood landed on Blueblood, who was met with a gentle pet.
 * Blueblood: You guys aren't the only ones who want what you are accustomed for.
 * Griff: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want to become an Alicorn because you were snobbed of it before you could get the chance.
 * Gob: How exactly DID you get snobbed of it, anyway?
 * Griff: (Sighs) You don't remember?
 * Blueblood: No, no, he may be intelligent, but his little goblin brain gives him a small attention span. So, I shall explain it all again. It all started when I was a little filly...
 * (Blueblood): I had a very standard childhood.
 * We see Blueblood being somewhat unpopular with local fillies and colts in school, even dispite being a prince.
 * Blueblood: Hey, girls?
 * Filly: What do you want, Prince-Boy?
 * Blueblood: Well, I was wondering if...well...one of you could...um...GO OUT WITH ME?!?
 * Filly #2:...(Both start laughing) Are you serious? Is he serious?
 * Filly #1: Oh, I would NEVER go out with a geeky prince like him. Especially with his weird behavior. Remember what happened at last year's prom?
 * Filly #2: Yeah. ICK! Did you see how weird he was with Star Sprinkle?
 * Filly #1: My goodness, I can't imagine that! (Both laugh)
 * Young Blueblood: "THAT'S IT?! PREPARE TO BE FOREVER HAUNTED BY A MENTAL ATTACK OF SPIDERS, AND PSYCOTIC CANNIBALISTIC HILLBILLIES?!"
 * Young Blueblood uses the eery dark magic spell and struked the girls.
 * Filly 1: "HELP?! THEY'RE COVERING ME IN SALT AND KETCHUP?!"
 * Filly 2: "SPIDERS?! SPIDERS EVERYWHERE?!"
 * The fillies screamed as Young Blueblood began to laugh uncontrolably!
 * Blueblood: "And they'll be forever unless you girls start being nice to me?!"
 * ???: Blueblood? (Blueblood looks behind him to see the Principal)
 * Blueblood:...Uh...Principal Lilac?...Uh...I was just...uh...
 * Principal Lilac: In my office, now! But first, free those young filles that have every right to express an opition even if it's negitive or not right now! (Blueblood does that, and they both walk off)
 * Filly #2: Serves him right!
 * Filly #1: That's exactly why we don't go out with you, POO-Blood! (Both laugh)
 * Principal Lilac: Girls, no name-calling, not even young Master Blueblood desevres it.
 * Filly #2: Sorry.
 * Blueblood sat sadly on a chear as the Principal's voice is heard.
 * Lilac's voice from the office: "Once again, your highnesses, your interupted of your royal duties to our city cause your son acted out again. Just where did he learned that restricted mental attack spell? That spell's restricted for a reason you know!"
 * Blueblood's Father: I don't know. It's not like him to just learn such a spell.
 * Blueblood's Mother: Yeah, I thought he was unfit for that spell.
 * Lilac: Well my best suggestion is that he needs to learn some manners. He'll be using it on all the students in this school if he doesn't learn to behave.
 * Blueblood's father: "Now, Lilac, he's not a bad boy, by all means, he's just, terrorably misguided."
 * Lilac: "Well he needs to be guided in the proper direction, or by Unicorn law, he can't be a prince anymore and would be unsuitable for the Manetroples thrown!"
 * Blueblood's Father: I know.
 * Blueblood's Mother: Perhaps we could allow him to be with Princess Celestia. She's good at doing things like this. (Blueblood is surprised)
 * Blueblood: Celestia?
 * Lilac: Send him to the Magical School for Gifted Unicorns?
 * Blueblood's Mother: Yes. An education there would be nice for Blueblood.
 * Blueblood's Father: Yeah. He always talked about wanting to meet with the Princess when he was small.
 * Lilac: Well, that would acquire that he drop out of this school.
 * Blueblood's Mother: Yeah, but I know he would enjoy it.
 * Blueblood: (Whispering) YES!!! (Gets up and dances quietly)
 * Blueblood's father: "But he will be met with 5 weeks of being grounded before hand."
 * Blueblood stopped dancing.
 * Blueblood: "..... D'oh."
 * (Blueblood): Of course, I got use to it. While at the school, everyone still didn't like me so much, but again, I got used to it when my behavior got improved.
 * (Griff): Not entirely, I might add.
 * (Blueblood): (Shrugs) Anyway, while I was a successful student, and learned great magic skills, I soon dreamed to rule as an Alicorn prince of Equestria. Celestia, however, always told me I wasn't ready. And trust me, I knew that, too. But then came the day I grew old enough and had enough potential to become one...
 * (Blueblood): "It was a day before Twilight's little cutie mark switch-a-roo fiasco. Celestia and I were meeting with the Canterlot Unicorn council themselfss."
 * Shineflare: "Celestia, you are very aware of a very long and salum tradition of choosing an additional new co-ruler of Equestia, as long done by the olden Unicorns of old before That abomination Discord came along and ruined everything... By the way, speaking of him, I must complain that he gave me a surprise in my mane!"
 * Micican J. Frog jumped out of her mane, and sanged "Rantime Gal".
 * Celestia: "I am so sorry Shineflare, he's still learning, i promise his bad habits will die out soon enough."
 * Shineflare: "Lucky for you, that's besides the point. Anyway, the new co-ruler must always be what one of the rulers values most and is in royal blood relation, But sinse Princess Candence tecnecly now runs the liberated cristail empire these days and there for, can't be given the additional stress of running Equestia as well caus ethe Empire needs alot of recovering, and Luna has no outside blood relations other then you, we desided that Blueblood is to become the next new Alicorn ruler."
 * Blueblood gasped, then smiled as a squee was heard.
 * Celestia: "Uh, Shineflare, not to question your wistom, but though i considered Bluueblood like my nefpew, he's tecnecly not of blood, you see, i adopted him when his biological unicorn parents, the king and queen of the unicorn city Manetroples, wanted me to teach him proper royal teachings, and he already has an oblagation to that city, by law, he can't accept this."
 * Blueblood: Wha--?!? But Aunt Celestia, I've been waiting for this my whole life! I'm pretty much the only choice you have. We need to find a new co-ruler by tomorrow.
 * Cosmoto: "Well, uh, yes, you don't have alot of options here Celestia."
 * Celestia: Well, the truth is: I may finally have another who is more worthy. My protege, Twilight Sparkle.
 * Blueblood: What?
 * Councilponies: What?
 * Violet Flame: And what in the hell makes YOU think she's worthy of that? She may be a great hero with the rest of her 5 friends, but she hasn't reached the potential to become a ruler yet.
 * Celestia: I believe she has. She's currently learning how to protect her mind from black magic spells. Spells that even her knowledge of occlumency cannot handle. Also...I'll be giving her a task that I'm sure she's capable of completing.
 * Utopius: And that would be?
 * Celestia: Finishing an unfinished spell from one of Star Swirl the Bearded's spell books.
 * Blueblood: Aunt Celestia? Why?
 * Celestia: (Sighs) Blueblood, I know you're at a worthy level, but as I said before, you're not of royal blood of this kingdom. I'm sorry I didn't tell you this years ago, but that's the way it has to be.
 * Blueblood:..But...But...
 * Shineflare: Well...if you think Twilight can pull this off...then I guess it is my royal duty to accept her into our kingdom as a princess. You may offer the task.
 * Celestia: Thank you, Headmaster. (Walks away, leaving Blueblood in disbelief)
 * Blueblood: "Miss SHineflare, are you mad? Twilight is not of royal blood!"
 * Shineflare: "Tecnecly, that is true. But she's still a Unicorn, and of canterlot."
 * Blueblood: "But she's a libarian! Of a simple back-water town of ponyville!"
 * Shineflare: "Tecnecly, my tragicly denied friend, she has parents in Canterlot, meaning she was born in Canterlot."
 * Cosmoto: "Sorry M-m-m-mr. Blueblood, but by logic standerds, if she has a family in Canterlot AND that her brother is married to your tecnecal cousin Candence, ergo, she IS A canterlot Unicorn, and in some sense, she is tecnecly royal blood, if though at the start, it wasn't like that, but the marrage of Her brother and Candence changed that otherwise, so, it's not by all means a voilation of traditions. It's unconventional, but not rule breaking in a tecnecally. It does mean Twilight is related to Celestia by marrage law, if not of blood."
 * Blueblood: "But, but, aren't you afraid the bronies would get upset with this?"
 * Shineflare: "Well it's their fault for watching a program meant to cater young ladies. Besides, i'm sure not ALL of them would have a problem about this."
 * Blueblood: "But i don't think she even WANTS to be a princess! She seems like she's content being a magical adviser, another magic universeity teacher, or even staying in that backwater town's libary, she-"
 * Shineflare: "While that is true, she is fully aware that by tradition law, she has no legal way to be out of it otherwise. Besides, her outlook may be liable to change soon enough. Young Blueblood, i know it's hard to properly understand Celestia's motives, like how she still makes Pred Judu Des look like a maniac instead of a misunderstood hero that he is, but trust me when i say, she knows what she's doing THIS time around."
 * Cometelius: "We apologies master blood, but it cannot be changed otherwise."
 * Shineflare: "Your free to leave. This disgussion has ended."
 * Blueblood said nothing, the angry scowl on his face and man-tears are evident enough. He walked away slowly and angerly.
 * Cometelius:...Wow. He's REALLY taking this hard.
 * Blueblood: And that's how it all started. I was denied the chance to become an Alicorn because...well...I wasn't born in Canterlot. I waited YEARS for that moment, yet after that incident, I felt like it wasn't worth anything. Still, I will not give up so easily. I've made a deal with Dr. Nefarious that will give me what I should've gotten on that very day.
 * Gob: "So, his he gonna give you robotic wings? Cause that would be most jolly roger!"
 * Blueblood: "Actselly, he suggested that, but i refused. I instead insisted on a machince capable of changing the wings of one onto the other without wings."
 * Griff: "A wing transplant machince?"
 * Gob: "Would it be Surgitcal transplant or teliporting transplant?"
 * Blueblood: "By all means, i may be jealious of Sparkle, but not in the way i would seek harm, so i delinced surgitcal! Cause in a sense, that would be painful to me too, i mean, having wings being sewed and stitched to me by a needle?! (Shudders), that's like that gorefic "Cupcakes" in reverse! Not to mention my white color would clash badly with purple wings! As well as the fact that it would be hard to connect the bones to my skeleton. So, I opted for the transporting kind, painless for both parties involved."
 * Gob:...(Laughs) Yeah, that WOULD be kind of weird. Luckily I won't have to hear about it again, otherwise I might puke.
 * Griff: So how is Nefarious gonna make this machine? Usually, teleporting transplant requires magic for a number of things such as the negatives you said. The color, the bones, the stitches? (Gob barfs) I mean, science can make magic look real, but can science literally HARNESS magic? That sounds REALLY weird when you say it out loud.
 * Blueblood: "Nefarious insisted he has both exberts of magic AND science working on it."
 * Gob: That makes more sense.
 * Griff: Well, I sure hope this works. Pony slavery isn't gonna unabolish itself!
 * Gob: And Manehatten isn't gonna destroy itself. Unless a skyscraper collapsed, I don't know.
 * Blueblood: Well, I'm sure it will work. If not, may i be struck by a very fragle glass channdaler, and lvied. (That suddenly happened) OW!!!
 * Gob: Watch out for the chandelier, Blueblood.
 * Blueblood: Yeah, thanks for the warning, douche bag!

Chapter 6: Rekindling A Fractured Relationship
Taiku's room. Canterlot Garden. Canterlot palace plaza. Canterlot Garden Canterlot Plaza Garden Throne Room Canterlot Dressing Room Slideshow Flashback. Reality.
 * Taiku: "Now i bet your wondering why Msm is suddenly getting more involved into this? Well, it's because Tman wanted to do an uncanon fnfic halloween speical as well as once again, doing a fanfic project, and Tman tends to take his sweet time that way. So, Scroopfan is mostly gonna do pretty extended edits, so expect this to have some waiting between additions. Anyway, back to the story."
 * Midnight was with Twilight.
 * Midnight: "Our situation is dire. Poor Lightning is troubled by her issues with the Rainbow One. I fear these issues may drove her to leave and forsake her quest to finally prove her worth."
 * Twilight: Oh, I'm sure she wouldn't do that. She wouldn't give up her one chance to finally get some respect. If she wasn't scared of pushing too far with her stunts at Wonderbolt Academy, I'm sure she won't be scared now.
 * Taiku: Twilight?
 * Twilight: Taiku. What's up?
 * Taiku: Well, me and my dudes are in the dressing room changing clothes. Yeah, we actually got ourselves some nice clothes like your Lodger friends did.
 * Twilight: That's great. I'll be right there to see them.
 * Taiku: Yeah, and just wait until you see Julie. She's wearing the best damn clothes ever. The design was made by your friend, Rarity.
 * Twilight: Julie? Wearing clothes? Aren't mermaids usually void of clothes?
 * Taiku: Oh, you'll see your answer once you see her.
 * Twilight:...Okay, I'll be right there soon. By the way, have you seen Lightning?
 * Taiku: No. Haven't seen her at all since her attack on RD.
 * Midnight: Oh, there she is! Up on the roof up there! (Lightning is seen sitting on a rooftop crying)
 * Twilight: Oh, that is her.
 * Celestia came over.
 * Celestia: "Oh there she is. I been looking for her everywhere." (Flies up to the roof) Lightning?
 * Lightning: (Sees her)...Princess Celestia? *sniff* Please, I need some privacy. I've been too mentally scarred to do anything for the moment. (Sobs)
 * Celestia: "Blueblood used a mental attack spell on you.... Was it something that frightens you."
 * Lightning: "Worse..... He..... He made my family and only friends, even Daisy hate me."
 * Celestia: Oh...that's pretty hurtful. (Lightning sobs) Lightning, don't let Blueblood's mental attack stop you from becoming one of my old Elements. Isn't courage what you'll be representing?
 * Lightning:...(Nodds a 'yes')
 * Celestia: Well then you have nothing to worry about. Now wipe away the tears, and let it all out.
 * Lightning: *sniff* Okay. (Takes a deep breath)...Okay, I feel better...barely. (Wipes off a few of her tears)
 * Celestia: And don't worry about Blueblood. He won't be arriving at the Gala, and I made sure he won't ever touch you. But here's a reminder: If you see him, fly away as fast as you can. Can you do that?
 * Lightning:...Yes. I can.
 * Celestia: Good. Now what do you say we go find Rainbow Dash. She wants to talk to you.
 * Lightning: I'm sure she does.
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'M A DISGRACE?!"
 * Icky: "Confound it Rainbow, it's not that bad! Celestia's gonna handle it! She'll snap Lightning out of it, and everything's gonna go right, ok?"
 * Rainbow Dash: You don't get it! I TOTALLY RUINED A POOR SOUL'S LIFE!!! And I even scolded her a while ago! I'm such a stupid jackass!
 * Donkey Pedestrian: HEY!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Sorry, dude! But still, I made a horrible mistake!
 * Sandy: RD, that ain't no reason to beat yourself up. We all make mistakes sometimes.
 * Rainbow Dash: "It's not like i geniside a panda village or tried to eat some dumb kid or befriended a villain! No! I RUINED SOMEPONY'S LIFE?! I'M THE REPRESENTER OF LOYALTY! AND I BETRAYED LIGHTNING AND HER TRUST BY BEING A JACKASS?! (To the Donkey) No offence."
 * Donkey Pedestrian: None taken.
 * Applejack: Well...why don't you go talk with the Wonderbolts? That always seems to lift your spirit.
 * Rainbow Dash:...Good idea, AJ, but...that doesn't work in this very instant.
 * Fluttershy: Oh, I forgot to go find those animals. Hopefully, I won't mess it up this time. (Runs off)
 * Rarity: (Comes out of the healing facilities) UHHGHH!! FINALLY!!! My precious hair is back!
 * Patrick: Your hair isn't black. It's purple.
 * Rarity: 'Back', not 'Black'! Yeesh, why are you always this weird?
 * Patrick: It's a psychological condition, nothing too serious. It's not hereditary, or anything.
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself)
 * Helping Hooves: KINDHEART?!? ARE THEY DONE WITH YA' IN THERE?!?
 * Kindheart: NOT QUITE!!!
 * Pinkie: So how did you guys get to become the old Element bearers?
 * Helping Hooves: Well, I don't like to brag or nothin', but...Celestia chose me because she liked how I guided fillies down the right paths.
 * Applejack: You care for children?
 * Helping Hooves: Dang yeah! I just LOVE children. But not in a pedophile sense, I just like caring and interacting with them. They are just SOOOOOOOOOOO adorable, I just wanna cuddle them forever! I have a job as a kindergarten teacher back in Hoofington. The fillies and colts there love me.
 * Cynder: So you must be representing Guidance, right?
 * Helping Hooves: Yup.
 * Rarity: What about that whore Kindheart? And for a pony with a name like that, I'd say she should be named 'Darkheart'! BLECH!!!
 * Applejack: Rarity, behave!
 * Helping Hooves: Well, for her, she's representin' Compassion. She works at Canterlot's First National Bank tendin' for the poor and helpin' ponies out with mortgages and debts.
 * Rarity: Well, I don't think she's all that compassionate enough to represent Compassion!
 * Kindheart: JUST SHUT UP, YOU BITCHY WHORE!!!
 * Helping Hooves: GIRLS, ENOUGH!!!
 * Kindheart comes out!
 * Kindheart: "It's bad enough i found out my charming prince.... Had a darkside. I will not have my dignity and kind nature be in question! You want prove of compassion? FINE?! I WENT WITHOUT MY PARENTS PERMISSION TO GIVE MONEY TO MY POOR NEIGHTORS WHO WERE IN A MORAGAE DEPT!"
 * Rarity was surprised.
 * Rarity: "You.... You did that? You went out of you way, risked yourself to get in trouble with your mother and father, for the sake of those less fortunate then you?"
 * Kindheart: Yeah. Are you happy?
 * Rarity: Well... I must say, I am proud of you.
 * Kindheart: Oh, you're proud of me? I'm sure you are after almost exposing my tiny tail in front of those band of misfits, just because i accsidently ripped off your mane when i tripped!
 * Rarity: Wait miss Kindheart, not like that at all! I was just saying, i'm glad your not stupidly arrigant like Blueblood, i, uh, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i............... I'm sorry! (Puppy dog eyes) I was the stupid one here.........
 * Kindheart:...Well...alright, apology accepted.
 * Pinkie: What about you, Sincere?
 * Sincere: Well, I got the chance to represent Sincerity. I'm a great and sincere speaker, and I work as a comedian for a TV show, and I--Wow, I'm thirsty! Is there anything to drink around here? (Walks away)
 * Pinkie: Sincere?
 * Helping Hooves: Yeah, she does that a lot. She's got a HUGE case of ADHD.
 * Private: ADHD?
 * Kowalski: Attention Deficient Hyperactivity Disorder. It means she has a low attention span.
 * Helping Hooves: Yeah. But it doesn't happen all the time. She focuses long enough to act on the TV show, but when she isn't on the set, she forgets what she's doing 20% of the time.
 * Sincere: "I got water! (Drinks it in one gulp!) Now, who wants to hear what i am gonna repreent?"
 * Icky: "You told us that already. Your ADHD made you forget."
 * Sincere: "........ PONY POOP?!"
 * Icky: But you've already explained it enough.
 * Sincere: Yeah, I guess you're--Wow, I'm hungry! Is there anything to eat around here? (Leaves)
 * Rainbow Dash: Well...I guess that means Midnight is representing Faith then, huh?
 * ???: That's it in a nutshell. (They all turn around to see Celestia, Taiku, Twilight, Midnight and Lightning back)
 * Rainbow Dash: There you are, Lightning.
 * Lightning: I know what you're gonna say, Rainbow. But I should be the one to apologize for hurting you.
 * Celestia: Yeah, Blueblood did horrible things to her when he mentally attacked her. He gave her visions of her family and friends hating her. Even Daisy.
 * Rainbow Dash: HE DID WHAT?!? (Growls) I AM GONNA STRANGLE THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!...Sorry, got out of hand. But, apology accepted. And I apologize.
 * Lightning: Apology accepted.
 * Icky: "Wow, that was wrapped up rather quickly."
 * Iago: "Mainly cause Tman is absine this time around cause he has his fanfic work again.
 * Celestia: "Well, the Gala is drawing near in the next night. So until then, how's about we take this oppertunity to see Canterlot?"
 * Rarity: "Oh, can we see the Canterlot Mall? I heard they have a fabulious dress shop?"
 * Celestia: If you want to, yes. It even has some dresses that were designed by you.
 * Rarity: Wow, I have great fame already?
 * Applejack: Of course ya' do, sugar-cube. We all do. We represent the New Elements of Harmony, so basically everypony in Equestria knows about us.
 * Twilight: Oh, that reminds me. How was Discord able to find out about our strengths the last time he was freed?
 * Discord: Well, that was quite simple for me, actually. I noticed that when you tried to handle my chaos, I could tell that you had enough potential to stop me. And I was able to determine which elements you represented by looking at both your cutie marks AND the shapes of the jewels encrested on each element. When I saw Twilight's cutie mark, as well as her wide knowledge of magic and intelligence, I could tell you represented magic. By seeing Pinkie's cutie mark as well as observing her hilarious antics, I knew she represented laughter. By seeing Fluttershy's cutie mark as well as her soft-spoken voice and ability to speak with animals, I already knew she represented kindness. The rest you might already get.
 * Twilight: Speaking of Fluttershy, where is she?
 * Helping Hooves: She went out to try and interact with those animals she said were scared of her before.
 * Twilight: Oh, well, I hope she does pretty well.
 * Fluttershy: (Meets up with the gardener) Hello.
 * Gardener: Oh, hello. You must be here to try again with the animals.
 * Fluttershy: Yes.
 * Gardener: Well, Princess Twilight convinced me to give you another chance, so go right ahead.
 * Fluttershy: Thanks. (Enters the area)...(Takes deep breath) Alright, here we go.
 * The garden animals see Fluttershy coming, and hid away right away.
 * Fluttershy sighed. she know this is not gonna be easy, or any different from her last encounter.
 * Fluttershy: "Uh, look, about that night when i may've been.... alittle harsh, I'm sorry...... I'm, actselly a nice pony, and i loved animals very much, but not in the way you think, i am not the canterlot ponies that would be, mean or overbearing, i, i just forgot how to properly approuched animals. So, i kinda want to start over. Please?"
 * Fluttershy makes the cutiest darn puppy dog eyes as a squee was heard.
 * the aniamls were confused by this. She looks like the pony that was overbearing, but she isn't acting like one. Maybe she either changed, or was just too excited the last time they saw her. Though still overly cautious, they slowly and carefully approuched Fluttershy.
 * But the animal that got the most closest was a baby bunny, that is simular to Angel but with black patchs of fur.
 * Fluttershy then give out a piece of lettce.
 * Fluttershy: "I normally would've given a carrot, but a friend i knew told me that, countary to popular veliefmade by Bugs Bunny, bunnies ain't that much into carrots and that it's like junk food to them and could make them sick if they had too much, so i had to start restrict Angel's carrot intake. He was upset, but, a few slaps to my face later, he gotten over it."
 * the baby bunny sniffed for a few minutes until eating the lattece. He loved it.
 * The animals realised that this pony had food. If they known that earlier they would've socialised sooner.
 * Fluttershy: "I got plenty of food for everyone. So i got birdseed, some vegiables, fruits, imatation tofu meat for the carnivore animals like the Buzzard.... Sorry, i couldn't feel right using real meat, you understand right?"
 * Buzzard squeaked like he didn't mind too much.
 * Suddenly, a shadow loomed over Fluttershy, causing the animals to panic and make a run for it!
 * Fluttershy: "Wait! I didn't say anything wrong did- (A growl was heard) I? (Gulp), uh oh."
 * Fluttershy looks to see Claddor, animalistic looking at Fluttershy with amentally crazed glare. It's appearent that his chain leash is broken, showing he escaped from the secret polica goblins, meaning no one can hold him back.
 * Claddor roared at Fluttershy!
 * Fluttershy: ARRGHH!!! (Runs off, and Claddor roars at her, chasing her)
 * Twilight: (Hears Fluttershy's screams) That sounds like Fluttershy!
 * Rainbow Dash: She sounds like she's in danger!
 * Skipper: Of course she is in danger! Screams always mean someone's in danger or in pain. Let's roll! (The Lodgers and Ponies headed out for the garden)
 * Fluttershy: HELP ME!!! (Claddor charges at her viciously, and manages to grab her) ARRRGGGHHH!!!
 * Claddor: RAWWRRR!!!
 * Fluttershy: (Is scared for a while until she realizes something. She uses The Stare on Claddor, but it only confuses him.) Now listen here, you brute!
 * Claddor growled, but Fluttershy smacked him acrossed the face!
 * Claddor began to wimper like a dog.
 * Fluttershy: "Don't you growl or roar at me, mister! You had some nerve trying to hurt Rarity! You need to understand no one has the right to hurt anyone!"
 * Claddor puts Fluttershy down.
 * Claddor: "(Series of grunts), Claddor, (grunts), sorry."
 * Fluttershy: "Just what is the matter with you?"
 * Claddor: "(Grunts). Claddor not well. (Grunts), Claddor has rare mental disorder. Claddor, (grunts), more animal then goblin. Goblins locked Claddor like monster, treat Claddor like monster, make Claddor angry, mean, scary. Claddor just wants to be left alone, but Claddor's little brother Cut-lin betrayed Claddor, had me locked up like a beast, because Claddor in animal state, bit off his hand! Claddor wouldn't willingly do that! Claddor has no one to understand him! Claddor tried to escaped, but stupid mental illness keeps making Claddor black out! All because of swamp Claddor was born in! Claddor not swamp goblin, Claddor forest goblin! Claddor got mental illness and beastly size and mentally, from awful swamp! Cut-lin has illness too, he became different goblin, he's the real beast! Claddor's brother is now an empty shell of revenge against Celestia, who sent goblins to cursed swamp! They are planing something, and white pony unicorn prince with them! They plan to-"
 * Suddenly, chains wrapped around Claddor before he could finished, it was the secret police goblins, lead by Cut-lin.
 * Captain Cut-lin: "That beast is becoming uncontrolable boys! Let's have him chained to the deepest, darkest part of the dunguin! And we have to be quick before the Sun Lady gets wise."
 * Fluttershy: Wait! He was telling me something!
 * Captain Cut-lin: Don't listen to anything he says! He doesn't know what he's saying. He's got a mental condition. Everything he says is a lie.
 * Fluttershy: What you're saying sounds like a lie.
 * Claddor: LET CLADDOR GO!!!
 * Cut-lin: Silence! Take him back to the HQ. And make sure he stays there. (The guards restrain Claddor, and take him away) I'm sorry about his escape, m'am. He's only trying to get to you so you can be his side dish. I've been trying to cure his mental disorder for years.
 * Fluttershy: But he told me you did something to him.
 * Cut-lin: Yeah, he lied. I'm only doing this for his own good. He's too dangerous for society. I don't think you should see him again. He WILL hurt you. Just like he hurt me. (Shows her his bladed arm) He bit my hand off. He tricked me into thinking that he was rehabilitated, and I paid the price.
 * Fluttershy:...I still don't know about that.
 * Cut-lin: It's true. If you know what's good for you, you must swear to never go near him again. Nor should you tell anyone about his lie. Whoever you tell it to may be hurt by him when they come to trust him. Good day. (Leaves)
 * Fluttershy:...(Sits onto the ground thinking about both Cut-lin and Claddor's words). I'm starting to think something doesn't smell right in the meadow.
 * The gang appeared.
 * Icky: "Yo Flutters, we heard ya scream! Anything ok?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, that goblin that tried to hurt Rarity, Claddor i think, escaped from the other goblins, and i stopped him with my stare, and, he told me that something's going on. He said it has something to do with Blueblood and those other goblins."
 * Skipper: "Ain't you sure it's just psycotic blabber?"
 * ???: "Princess Celestia!"
 * Spitfire lands down.
 * Spitfire: "Princess, there's something i need to warn you about, It's about the rising of the badland creatures breaking into Equestia! It's impourent! But we can't talk out here! Too many eyes and ears!"
 * Celestia: "Very well, we'll speak of this in my room."
 * Lightning: Well, it's nice your wing is healed, Spitfire.
 * Spitfire: Yeah, that zebra is a real miracle worker.
 * Rainbow Dash: Hey, Spitfire. I have a confession to make about Lightning.
 * Spitfire: I already know. She's part of the Dust Clan, I get it.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well...yeah. How did you know?
 * Spitfire: She saved me from this horny centaur who tried to--
 * Rainbow Dash: WHOA, TOO MUCH, TOO MUCH!!!
 * Celestia: Well, you guys, me and Spitfire must speak in the Throne Room, and you can't be with us.
 * Lightning: I should be there, too. I know it as much as she does.
 * Celestia: Very well. Come with me. The rest of you can go check out Taiku's friends' outfits.
 * Iago: They're dressing up for the Gala, too?
 * Twilight: Yeah. He even said Julie's got clothes with Rarity's designs.
 * Rarity: Wow, I really AM famous.
 * Applejack: I always thought mermaids were void of clothin'.
 * Taiku: You'll see about that soon, AJ. Let's go. (The group follows Twilight and Taiku)
 * (Taiku): "Now here's when things start to get complincated and interesting at the same time."
 * Celestia: (She and Luna are with Lightning and Spitfire) Alright, you say you found out something about the badland invaders?
 * Spitfire: Yes. Lightning said her Grandfather's spirit informed her of a prophecy that she would make a great change for Equestria.
 * Lightning: He told me it was caused by this gear-headed robot weirdo named Nefarious.
 * Celestia: (Gasps) Dr. Nefarious again? Oh, boy.
 * Spitfire: You know him?
 * Celestia: Yeah, he's the leader of Team Nefarious, and one of the Shell Lodge Squad's enemies. He's really weird. He even freezes and plays a random song when he goes in a rage that only a smack in the face will fix.
 * Lightning: Really? (Laughs) That's something I wanna do sometime.
 * Spitfire: "It gets worse....... Blueblood is helping him."
 * Celestia:...(Sighs) I knew it! I knew he was up to something. I always knew those horrible things he did meant something.
 * Spitfire: You did?
 * Lightning: Yeah, you have no idea. He is such a jerk. He mentally attacked me with his magic and I saw my family and friends hating me.
 * Spitfire: Wow...that seems like a dick move.
 * Celestia: "No doubt it's based on Twilight becoming an Alicorn. Clearly he would only assusiate with scum like Team Nefarious would only be because of Twilight. It's the Sunset Shimmer fiasco again."
 * Lightning: "Who?"
 * Celestia: An old student of mine who...well...didn't get as much worth as Twilight. Anyway, we need to make the Shell Lodgers aware of this.
 * Lightning: Well, what about Blueblood? If he finds out, he might try to-
 * ???: "Leave that to us."
 * Suddenly, Rachet and Clank appeared.
 * Rachet: "If Blueblood and his buds get curious of what's going on, we'll make sure he'll answer to us."
 * Spitfire: EWW!!! Is that a cat on steroids?!? That looks hideous!!!
 * Celestia: Relax, Spitfire! This is Ratchet and Clank from the Anti-Team Nefarious Freedom Fighters. They've been through scrapes with Dr. Nefarious before.
 * Spitfire:...Oh...but still, you look like a cat on steroids.
 * Ratchet: (Sighs)
 * Clank: Yes, we're here to make sure that Blueblood and Nefarious don't try anything sneaky. Me and Ratchet have been spying on Blueblood since his first incident with that mini-hydra. He's helping two others.
 * Celestia: You mean Griff and Gob?
 * Clank: Yes.
 * Celestia: Well, what about them?
 * Ratchet: Well, apparently, they want revenge on you for some reasons. Griff wants it because he wants pony slavery back, and Gob wants it because he wants Manehatten destroyed because the island was stolen from his kind.
 * Celestia: Of course. I should've known.
 * Lightning: Well, this is gonna be a wild adventure.
 * Clank: Indeed, but Major Monogram has ordered us to hold off on the attack until Nefarious strikes.
 * Spitfire: "You mean, have the party anyway even dispite that they're gonna-"
 * Celestia: "I know it's risky Spitfire, but if we suddenly cancel the party, Nefarious would realise we're onto him, and things would get worse if he desides a frontal assult."
 * Spitfire: "...... Ok Princess, i just hope both you and Rachet know what you're both doing."
 * Lightning: Should we tell the Lodgers about this, too? They might be of some help to us as well.
 * Clank: Monogram did say that as long as they're willing to play along about Nefarious being on the attack, it could work. Provided if Blueblood is made ignorent to this as possable.
 * Ratchet: Which probably means yes.
 * Celestia: Alright. But no one else should know about it.
 * Spitfire: Okay, let's go find those Lodgers. Where did you say they were, your highness?
 * Celestia: They were with Taiku checking out his friends' outfits.
 * Lightning: Then let's get to the dressing room.
 * Ratchet: We'll take care of the rest. C'mon, Clank! (Clank hops onto his back, and they jump out the window, activating Clank's copter pack)
 * Icky: "Again we're doing the dress changing scene?"
 * (Taiku): Oh, don't worry, it won't take that long.
 * Taiku: I was gonna say that!
 * (Taiku): Too bad, I called dibs, dough-boy!
 * Taiku: I'm you, ya' dumbass!
 * (Taiku): And I'm you, too!
 * Kaa: (Dubbed as King Julien) OOOOH, BURN! He got you good!
 * Taiku: Anyway, let's get on with it!
 * Edgar: (Wearing a dark-blue robe covered in diamonds)...Wicked cool, bro!
 * Jimmy: (In a dark-red robe with rubies)
 * Murray: (In a dark-green robe with emeralds)
 * Sid: (In a dark-yellow robe with topaz) DUUUUUUDE!!! I look hip enough to impress the mares out there.
 * James: (He and Eddy are in a half-orange and purple robe with golden encrests) Uhhgh, is it just me, or does this just make us look like Two-Face?
 * Dan: (Wearing a dark-blue tuxedo with golden buttons and cufflinks) Do I look formal, or what?
 * Claude: (In a tiny dark-red tuxedo with golden buttons, and has regal hair)
 * Molly: (In a yellow glittery dress and pretty jewelry) I feel like a new woman in these clothes.
 * Gwen: (Wearing a regal black dress with fake feathers on it as well as a regal feathered scarf and hat) Is this frou-frou?
 * Taiku: Oh, don't be such a warbler, you look great!
 * Amy: (Comes out in a bottomless glittery blue dress encrested with sapphires, along with some sapphire earrings, and a golden diamond-encrested necklace) Whoo, baby!
 * Phil: (Wearing a dark-brown tuxedo with golden buttons and cufflinks) Nice.
 * Alan: (Wearing a green tuxedo) Nice.
 * Stu: (Wearing a dark-blue tuxedo with silver buttons) Nice times a zillion.
 * Courtney: (Wearing a red dress similar to the female giant from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) Does this dress make my butt look big?
 * Godfry: (Wearing a dark-orange tuxedo)
 * Griffth: (Wearing a dark-green tuxedo and has a great hairdo) I don't need to shapeshift in order to look good in THIS attire.
 * Princess Alice: (Comes out in a purple glittery dress and is wearing a regal feathered hat, and a purple feathered scarf)
 * Taiku: DAMN!!! You look better than you have before.
 * Princess Alice: Yeah, if only Brandon were here.
 * Louis: (Comes out wearing a similar tuxedo like Spike's) I look rather nice...but the hat just may be far too big for me.
 * Taiku: Where's Julie?
 * Julie: (From inside) I...I'm nervous, Taiku!
 * Taiku: (Sighs) Aw, c'mon, Julie! You'll look great. Just come out.
 * Julie:...Okay...
 * Twilight: Okay, how is she gonna walk without any--(Julie suddenly comes out with a cyan-blue glittery dress with a translucent bottom. She is also bearing barefoot legs, and her hair is smoothened out with a flower in it)...Wow.
 * Icky: GOOD GRAVY, SHE'S BIPEDAL!!!
 * Sparx: "DAMN?!"
 * Twilight: Wha--she has legs? But I thought she was a neustoform mermaid. She doesn't get legs when dry. That's why Griffth is her mobility.
 * Taiku: Well, I needed to fix that. I used my magic to turn her into an pedoform mermaid so she can have feet when dry and fins when wet.
 * Julie: Um...I'll just go now, I feel a bit embarassed.
 * Taiku: Are you kidding, girl? You were an embarassment when you wore that dress with fins, but with toes, you look like as much of a chick as Amphitrite.
 * Julie: You think so?
 * Taiku: I don't have to think, I know. You look so hot, you make angelfish look like Joseph Merrick.
 * Julie: (Blushes)
 * Lord Shen: "Well Everyone, i must say this has been going nicely."
 * Julie: Well...being dry after the past 13 years has made me thirsty. Anyone got a drink of water?
 * Banzai: Water say what now?
 * Applejack: I thought she was scared of water. What in tarnation does she mean by being wet for 13 years?
 * Twilight: Well, I should tell you about that. When we were banished by Eagle-Beak 13 years ago, Julie had conquored her fear of water to save Courtney from drowning.
 * Julie: It's true. (Drinks some water)
 * Icky: Wait, if she was REALLY scared of water back then, what WAS she drinking all her life?
 * Julie: Fruit juice and milk.
 * Icky: Well how did you clean yourself?
 * Julie: "Ok, now that's personal info, Birdbrain!"
 * Icky: Sorry, didn't think that through.
 * Taiku: Well, to answer your question, she used saunas.
 * Icky: But isn't steam the gaseous form of water?
 * Griffth: Well, I told her it wasn't water so she could just get herself cleaned for a change.
 * Julie: Griffth, you know I'm sensitive about these things.
 * Icky: Girl, you aren't humiliated. No one is laughing at you right now, are they?
 * Trixie: (Scoff, and snickers until Gilda smacks her) Owch!
 * Icky: "Well, no one but argurablity Trixie, I guess."
 * Julie: (Blushes) I should probably go now.
 * Taiku: Don't mind her, Julie. You still look great.
 * Julie: Thank you, Taiku. You always know how to cheer a mermaid up.
 * Lord Shen: "Since the Gala draws near by the next day, I just would like to say that everything seems to be going accordingly smooth." (Suddenly, Celestia, Lightning and Spitfire arrive)
 * Celestia: Guys, we have a problem.
 * Lord Shen: What is it?
 * Celestia: It appears Blueblood is plotting something with Team Nefarious, and is gonna strike any moment now.
 * Skipper: Oh, boy!
 * Missing Link: Well, it didn't take THAT long for him to hatch another plan.
 * Dr. Cockroach: Is there more?
 * Lightning: Yes. Are you familiar with a cat-thing and a robot named Ratchet and Clank?
 * Po: Yeah. And to correct you, Ratchet is a Lombax. In fact, his own race had a little snag of it's own years ago.
 * Lightning: Whatever.
 * Celestia: They came and said that the ATNFF is on our side, and won't move into action until Nefarious attacks. They said we could tell you guys as long as you're willing to play along with Nefarious' plan.
 * Viper: We're in, then.
 * Icky: "So, we have to pretend to play stupid and surprise for Nefarious so he doesn't do anything worse then what he is already gonna do? Sure why not, I get kicks out of making villains look stupid in the last minute."
 * Twilight: "Blueblood is with Nefarious?! But, why?"
 * Lightning: "Uh, sorry if i sound like a jerk mule, but, depends, did Blue-for-brains ever acted, strange or like a jackass around you?"
 * Twilight: "..... Well, on a day after my corination....."
 * Twilight was still in her princess gowns, facing a royal mirror.
 * Twilight: "Wow.... I am a princess...... This is incredable but at the same time, not entirely something i asked for... But the unicorn council insisted i have no way to back out of this, so, i guess i have to lay back and accept it..... But on the positive note, at least everypony has no problem with this."
 * ???: "(Burps), Maybe the idiotic majority, but not me, sparkle-pants! (Hiccup)"
 * Twilight looks to see Blueblood drunk, holding a bottle of very strong apple cider, his tie messed up, looking as if he has 5 o'clock shadow, and his mane a mess.
 * Blueblood: "(Slurred) I have my own opition on you, you (burps) dirty little donkey! (Hiccups)"
 * Twilight: "Uh, Blueblood? Please calm down. Celestia warned me you might not be happy of her desidion and the council's final words in this, and also, your obviously drunk, so you have no control of what your saying, so, please o find some place to relax and sleep it off, ok? I promise then we'll have an intelligent conversation about this! Please know i didn't even intent on becoming a princess, but i also can't convince Celestia and the councl ponies out of it otherwise so, neither of us have a choice in this!"
 * Blueblood: "(Slurred) NOT THE FIRST TIME I HEARD THAT CRAP ABOUT THE LAW OR HOW CELESTIA JUST, MOMMIES YOU! (BURPS!)"
 * Twilight: "Hey, Celestia does NOT mommy me! She, does treat me fairly well, but only because i did incredable things to earn her abmiration, i mean, Equestia would've been a poorer place if it wasn't for me!"
 * Unknown to them, Twilight's friends were secretly watching this conversation going down.
 * Blueblood: "(Slurred) Wanna know what yer problem is? (Hiccup), you stolen my right to be Alicorn! I needed that position to finely prove i am of true worth, cause thank to one of your slur friends, everyone in equestia thinks i am some kind of (burps), mm, joke!"
 * Twilight: "That's not true!"
 * Blueblood: "(slurred, angry sounding) Have you even seen WHAT THE CELESTIA DAMNED BRONIES ARE SAYING ABOUT ME?!"
 * Twilight: "Yeah, uh, Celestia told me not to look into that, cause, their fan creations sometimes tends to be desterbing.... I hear some bronies are actselly sexually attracted to us, i mean, i am not sure to feel flattered, or worried about the mental health of our show's fans."
 * Blueblood, in anger, broke his cider bottle to us as a weapon!
 * Blueblood: "(Slurred) SLUT! I AM GONNA USE MY HAPPY DRINK TO CUT OFF THOSE WINGS, THEN I AM GONNA HIRE A SURGIN TO SHEW THEM ON! I'LL BE AN ALICORN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER! (BURPS)"
 * Twilight: "Blueblood, wait, STOP!" (Twilight's friends come in)
 * Applejack: Hold it, Blueblood! You've been drinkin' way too much apple cider.
 * Rarity: Yeesh, I knew he was a jerk, but I never knew he was THAT much of a jerk.
 * Blueblood: COME HERE, YOU POSITION-STEALING WHORE!
 * Rainbow Dash: Stop right there! (The ponies pin Blueblood down)
 * Blueblood: "BOBBA BOOIE, BABBA BOOIE, HOWERD STERN'S- (Rainbow Dash knocks him out with a chear) OHH! (Dizzy) When you wish apown a star, you'll get lots of stuff. (Falls into unconjustusness.)."
 * Fluttershy: Wow. He looks like he's been through a lot of trouble.
 * Twilight: Well, he was the previous choice for the new co-ruler of Canterlot, but he was replaced by me since he wasn't born in Canterlot. He must still be jealous. Hopefully, knocking him out will keep him asleep long enough for the cider to wear off on him.
 * Applejack: Yeah. I NEVER drink too much apple cider like that. Unlike Pinkie. I know how much she likes our apple cider. She once got drunk because of it. I had to knock her out and bring her home until the cider wore off.
 * Pinkie: That didn't happen to me. I don't remember getting drunk on apple cider.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, at least it's not as bad as how FiMFlamFilosophy made you drink a ton of apple lichor in his Mentally Advanced Series.
 * Applejack: (Sternly) Do NOT mention that again!
 * Twilight: "Hey i ain't too fond of that neither. That show makes me look like an uncaring jerk, and for some reason, a guy."
 * Applejack: "Well, here's hoping this is gonna be the worse he can do."
 * Applejack: "And now, I feel like an idiot for saying that during that time."
 * Cynder: Well that's putting it mildly, isn't it?
 * Twilight: "You can count on us to play stupid on this whole thing, but, I am concerned, who knows what blueblood plans to do with me?"
 * Lightning: "Whatever it is, it's big."
 * Sandy: "Well, knowing that Nefarious DOES have some proofen case of intelligents, and plently of mad geniuses with him, i bet it would involve some kind of way to get's Twilight's wings to Blueblood."
 * Spike: I still cant believe my Rarity's ex-boyfriend is in cahoots with Nefarious.
 * Sparx: But if Dorkblood wanted to be king, why didnt he just go to the leage and save him the trouble of trusting Team Scumfarious.
 * Iago: "Uh Sparx, did you forgot about that "Fudge" plan we did to them in that funny robot episode?"
 * Icky: "Yeah Sparx, that was when they tried to ruin our cred by making trash-mouth videos of us and we had Geloto's help teaching them a lesson. I said that a few times before already. In fact, they should still be in the middle of fudge season and won't come out after this episode is finish. Also, the producer replaced them with Ne-dork-ious, remember the meeting we had with that?"
 * Sparx: "Oh... I forgot.... But don't you think the leage might've gave him better results then Nefarious? I mean, the leage has stronger numbers, powerful members, and proven comident science, and yet he went for those collection of dorks?"
 * Icky: "Well remember that we have the leage trapped in fudge, so they were unable to do anything except avoid fudge eating fire-breathing ants for awhile until this episode is done."
 * Sparx: "Then, why didn't he went for the Scourge Imperials?"
 * Trixie: "I hear talk that A, The Dark Dragon is still in the midst of quelling his weekly rebellion problems... Also, B, he's rumored to be a volient hater of ponies."
 * Sparx: Translation: It's our so-called fudge plan's fault  Blueblood's now in cahoots with Nefarious since the leage and imperials are out of commition untill the end of this mess we are about to deal with isn't it?
 * Celestia: "Actselly, I consider it a good thing it's not the Villain Leage or the Scourge Imperials. cause then things would've been even worse. At least with Nefarious, we were able to see him coming."
 * Spyro: "Yeah, so why would you say that, Sparx?"
 * Sparx: "Don't get mad at me, Tman who finally came back was the one who wrote that line!"