Clones vs. Clones

Since the more evil clones of the Mane Six were defeated, Cobra retaliates with bringing them back. Even more so that when the Lougers showed the Main 6 the events of the episode, via the episode to show what actselly occured, thus return to Everefree to capture the timber, but as luck would have it, Neighsay made a return once more with Jackasso and Bullshiton with intent on bringing back the clones in aiming to use them to basturdised the Main 6 as the malicious or incompident dolts Neighsay sees them and get races to get their children out of the school so he can make the friendship school "Truely" Equestrian, having required the aide of a High Chancellor who was left angered and bewildered by University's decidion and, while by no means a fan of Neighsay, doesn't exactly have anything nice to say to the Friendship Shcool neither merely for assusiation with the E.E.A.'s downfall and an exbert of tree based magic, named High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard, who knows how to perfectly be able to reign in the Mean Six's nasty behaviors and use them to the group's advantage, and alchourse, escaping before the group can react, thus running a risk of this being useful to Cobra and Chrysalis trying to escape villain-legal issues. Thus, it now falls to the former Elements of Disharmony, who are tasked with stopping them along with all that's left of the School of Friendship, including the Young Six, while possibly having to give into their negative sides again to do so, all Suicide Squad style like in To Where And Back Again. To further aggrovate things, Nefarious gets involved again and starts giving the Villain Leage shit for basicly "Rip-offing" his idea he had years ago while Chrysalis' attempt was compairingly recent. Can our heroes be able to prevent a villain team feud as well?

The End of Judge Mentdayos

 * Crane: OBJECTION!!! (He burst in as Harvey Wadder)... Team Nefarious is not legally allowed to have the Villain League punished.
 * Mentdayos:... Harvey Wadder? Why must you meddle in the court? You know very well that is against villain-law court regulations.
 * Queen of Hearts: DAMN RIGHT!!!
 * Etemon: Lady, why are you agreeing with the magic robot trying to convict us?
 * Queen of Hearts: "Erum, well, it's not like I disagree with him, I mean, he's not wrong about it."
 * Etemon: "WELL DO TRY TO REMEMBER WE'RE IN A BAD BIND HERE, FATASS?!"
 * Queen of Hearts: "FAT?!"
 * Cobra: "WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE?! YOU IDIOTS ARE NOT HELPING IN THE SLIGHTIST ON HOW HUMILIATING THIS IS?!"
 * Crane: AHEM! I understand that I usually have no powers over Villain Law, your, "Dis"honor, but it CAN be countered by legit law. I have reason to suspect you are no longer fit to enforce villain law. As a judge, you should know all of it. But in this case, you forgotten Code 158:20 of the law you're currently enforcing. The Canon Clause. In this section, it clearly states that canon lore does override fanon lore because canon is the dominant law of our cartoon universes. We are technically legally questionable as a crossover series that started out on YouTube and fans of any pre-established lore have no authority over the canon lore. Basically, fanon is like, alternate realities, if you will. They're more, implied than fact. Thus the lore of the ones that DO run everything is to be the dominant lore. That means Doctor Nefarious, the fanon side, is not allowed to have the Villain League, the canon side, sued by law. As a judge you should've known that when you heard Nefarious' side was of fanon lore.
 * Nefarious: BULLCRAP, SAYS WHO?!?
 * Crane: Says the official Mugshotra Code Book!
 * Nefarious: No way!!
 * Criminal Attorney: (Checking book).... Oh Dear.... I'm afraid this is indeed, a "Way". Nefarious' appeal is overruled.
 * Nefarious: LIES!!!! ALL SQUISHY LIIII- (Glitches as this music played as background music)
 * Lawrence: Well, at least it fits the courtroom scenario.
 * Cobra: What?! But, when I read the book before, and this is NOT meant to be self-savatosh of a free chance to avoid villain-legal punishment, there was no Canon Clause! I assumed that section was an abolished one.
 * Crane: I did too. But I discovered it was a recent change. Literally happened yesterday.
 * Criminal Attorney:... Hmm. Makes sense. Mentdayos changed it up yesterday and didn't specify what it was. Why weren't we told it was the Canon Clause?
 * Crane: (To Team Nefarious) You almost had Cobra, didn't you guys? Well think about it. Who has a great experience and knack with robots and ALSO magic members on his team capable of hacking Mentdayos into making that change just so he can sabotage the court?
 * Morgana:... Dark Dragon?
 * Crane: Clearly Nefarious hacked him to cheat his way into victory.
 * Bellwether: OBJECTION!!!! What proof do you even have of this?!
 * Mentdayos: Canon Clause... Does not-Does compute! You are right-wrong. Case dismissed-Recess! You squishies have still meddled in the court and must be overruled. (Starts glitching out)
 * Crane:... I rest my case. The Villain League and the court was set up.
 * Cobra: ".... YOU, CLEVER, DIRTY, CHEAT, NEFARIOUS?!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: " (After being smacked back to normal by Bellwether) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEES!?....."
 * Bellwether: "Sir, they figured us out. No point in denying it."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "..... IN MY DEFENCE TO THE COURT, IT HAPPENED ON A WHIM WHEN HE BROUGHT UP THAT CANON CLAUSE SHIT?!"
 * Cobra: "OH, SO BECAUSE THE CANON CLAUSE WAS BLOCKING YOUR LAWSUIT OUT THAT YOU HACKED AN INFAMOUS BUT RESPECTED JUDGE OF MUGGSHOTRA?! YOU DO REALISE THIS WILL EFFECT YOUR ABILITIES TO ENTER MUGGSHOTRA'S VILLAIN CONVENTIONS FOR A DETERMINED AMOUNT OF TIME, RIGHT?!"
 * Criminal Attorney: "Actselly, yes, this WILL lead to a ban from tending conventions for the rest of the year!"
 * Grounder: "AWWW MAN?! AND I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWORD FOR THE MINION APPRESIATION CONVENTION THIS YEAR?!"
 * Scratcher: "NICE ONE, DAD?!"
 * Dr. Nefarious: "CAN YOU TWO NOT START THI- (Mentdayos started to glitch wildly)..... Uhhhhhh oooooooooooooh."
 * Mentdayos: "MALFUNTION?! MALFUNTION?! (Starts to flip out and destroy his own court, causing attendees to retreat and run, even the jury!)"
 * Jury Member 1: "(Speaking Quickly) WE FIND THE VILLAIN LEAGE NOT GUILTY UNDER THE CANON CLAUSE AND DUE TO MENTDAYOS HAVING A SEVERE MELTDOWN?!"
 * Cobra: "MENTDAYOS HAS MALFUNTIONED?! NOW HE'S GOING TO BECOME A ROGUE ROBOT AND BRING DESISTATION TO A WORLD...... Well let's be honest, Muggshotra's already a mess."
 * Chrysalis: "But ya do realise that when he's done with this craphole, HE'LL START ATTACKING OTHER WORLDS?!"
 * Maleficent: "Oh let's be honest, this will only be until the Lougers ineditably show up and reduse Mntdayos into another historical defeat. Let's get out of here. (The Leage teleported away)....."
 * Dr. Nefarious: "..... LAWERENCE?! (Team Nefarious get teleported away)."
 * The Lougers show up.
 * Icky: ".... Let me guess. Nefarious damaged Judge Overkill here and now he's going on a malfunctioning violent rampage?"
 * Crane: ".... Yup."
 * Tigress: "At least this is happening to a world already lost to choas in a sense."
 * Shifu: "But we must make sure it stays that way!"
 * Kolwalski: "I was able to download Mentdayos skematics, and it turned out that Mentdayos is actselly a re-moddifived and stolen Futurasian Judge Protocal Robot designed and fueled by speical magical reality warping christails that allow the machines to punish prisoners based on their worse fears and inconvinences. He's actselly the only one of his series due to how expensive mass production would be, along with, ethic concerns about how potaintionally torturious the reality warping could be. It was once a resident of the BLF Warehouse until the embittered inventor stole him back and brought him here in Muggshotra, where they appresiated his talents."
 * Cynder: "Then it looks like we're gonna have to send this bot back him to Futurasia!"
 * Cynder becomes Avatar Cynder.
 * Avatar Cynder: "Even if he has to become a scrapheap?!"
 * Mentdayos glitched out!
 * Mentdayos: "H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-eroosssoooooeeeeeeeeoooooooooossssssss Heroes detacted?! Commence with Anti-Hero defence protocal! (Mentdayos began to fire Baileef Drones that swarm enmass!)"
 * Gazelle: "Heads up gang, this court is about to be out of order!"

For the Epilogue

 * Shore and Sandbar are seen near the Everfree Forest Mirror Pool, having a fantasy of countless Sandbars and Shores having sex with each other all at once.
 * Sandbar: A kid can dream, can't he?
 * Shore: Especially when his girlfriend shares the same dream.
 * Shore and Sandbar start making out.
 * Gallus was seen hiding behind a rock, sterning at the two angerly and annoyed.
 * Gallus: "(Grumbles), (Quietly) Darn those two sea-heads and their mad sex fantasies!"

Chapter 1: The League's Problem
One Tuesday Afternoon..... Old VC News Reel. Film Reel ends.
 * The Leage Fortress was seen.
 * Cobra's voice: "WELL OF COURSE THOSE CLONES WOULD TURN ON YOU LIKE THAT?!"
 * Cobra was seen with Chrysalis.
 * Cobra: "They're basicly like un-colored-down versons of Discord's mindwarping of them, or when Nefarious made a simular batch! The evil verisons of the Mane 6 would CLEARLY be the most un-co-operative bunch in existence?! And no DUH the Tree of Harmony would turn them into colored logs! I'm pretty sure that tree would know the difference between the true Mane 6 and cheap dobblegangers?! That's why Nefarious made HIS OWN TREE?! That's sad if Nefarious was smart enough to consider that the original tree wouldn't work for a polor-oppisite Mane 6, and yet, the Brillient Chrysalis, DID NOT?! Things like that are why you don't have a good standing with Mirage anymore, Chrysy dear! Not only are you sans an army, but if even NEFARIOUS has a better verson of that plan, and the fact that he tecnecally had that in the back-burner for years compaired to your recent useage, not helping that making clones of your enemies isn't exactly AN ORIGINAL PRIMISE OF A VILLAIN SCEAME TO BEGIN WITH, ALONG WITH FRAMING THEM, THEN THAT'S WHERE EVEN I HAVE TO BE FIRM?! And on top of that..... YOU COMMITED THE ACT OF VILLAIN PLAN INFRIGEMENT?! THAT MEANS NEFARIOUS CAN SUE US IN VILLAIN COURT?!"
 * Chrysalis: "WELL EXCUSE ME FOR NOT FIGURING THAT A MAGICAL CHRYSILEN TREE WOULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE?! I ASSUMED IT WAS JUST A GLORIFIVED GARDEN ORNIMENT?!"
 * Cobra: "But alchourse, you're lucky that I kept Mirage at bay again for trying to boot you out for not being up to stuff in leage standerds, but we have a problem independent of Mirage being in a bad mood! You did NOTHING to the tecnicolored logs that were your "Mean 6" clones! That means that either the heroes, or even Nefarious, can use those logs as evidence against us!"
 * Chrysalis: "Oh please don't tell me you want those ungrateful swines to be recovered?!"
 * Cobra: "At least it'll be mainly because of how we need to cover up the fact that YOU commited the act of copying a recent villain plan! And before you bring up that ALOT of villain plans are simular, keep in mind that THERE'S AN ART, to making a villain plan! It's one thing for a plan to be based on a trope! It's another to use a plan based on a trope, that another villain recently already done! You have any idea what would happen if Nefarious took us to villain court AND WINS THAT CASE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "We would be made to pay villain-legal fines?"
 * Cobra: "Worse?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Nefarious would have leverage over us?"
 * Cobra: "Worse than that?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Nefarious could make us expose all of our secrets to him for his own use?!"
 * Cobra: "EVEN WORSE THAN THAT?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Okay, this is being rediculious now, what could be worse then all of those things?!"
 * Cobra: "Oh, there is something worse! It could be all of those things at once, while having ourselves, being in the court of..... Muggshotra's own nightmare Villain-Legal Judge of Villain Court. Judge Mentdayos...... The Judge, of THE APOCYLISE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Annnnnd, a simple judge-themed super villain from Muggshotra is worse than all of those things, whhhhhy?"
 * Cobra: "Mentdayos is the penultamate of the penultamate lawful evils! He has been known to give apocalypic overkill punishments to any that are being punished in his court?! EVEN MORE SO, TO THOSE THAT INFRIGED ON A VILLAIN'S PLANS?! Last week alone, he made the Copyright Pirate, a villain netourious of reusing villain plans, die 900000000000 deaths?! IN 5 SECONDS?! And THEN he was given the proper punishment of being demoted to being, a commen thug, being stripped of his villain status?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Are you sure you're not over-hyping this guy? I mean, come on, what does this judge even look like anyway?"
 * Cobra: Imagine if a Toontown Kog somehow made whoopee with the Grim Reaper, AND a demon. He's an automaton of magical death and punishment. He detects lies and his magical mind can be creative with sentences. We HAVE to make this plan better than how that domehead did it, or we're basically ASKING for an overkill visit from him!!
 * Voort: Oh, please. A lot of villains have had similar plans. Not a big enough deal to be considered illegal. Besides, since when does evil have time for laws?
 * Cobra: "Consider this: Why would the VA keep people like Tex around, even when Tex was obviously not a steriotypical architype of a villain?"
 * Voort: "Uhhhh, well, other because he was smart, uhhhh.... I have no idea."
 * Cobra: "Because evil needs to have certain standerds to prevent heroes, FROM JUST AUTOMATICLY KILLING US OFF?! And keep in mind, not alot of villains get to have the luxery of resserections in some form or anti-death preventions like immortality or being a rebuildable machine! Or exist in places where death is meaningless, like comic books! It's like what Doofinsmirts said, there's good evil, and then there's bad evil! And yes, I'm aware of the irony of evil ever being good, but, what I mean, is that the forces of good, naterolly, have VERY thin phaience for how much evil rears their head! These standerds exist as surviveal mechanisums that keep heroes to the safe levels of just imprisoning us, or at the least humiliate us as we retreat! These standerds encourage longivity, and why villains in the complete monster terratory, are feared and reviled by even fellow villains, along with the risk of being slain one day by a powerful or determined enough hero."
 * Chrysalis: "Fair point, but where did the whole "Villain Plan Infrigement" thing came from? When did THAT have to do with villains not being instintly killed off?"
 * Cobra: "Not nessersarly that. Those standerds about villain plans exist, to keep villains in a co-existence balence. Nothing makes a villain want to declare a feud or war with eachother, then being ripped off in any form! Yes, villain plans may have a problem with being, rather tropey sometimes, but there's a subile art to them! Villain Plans may have the same primese, but it's the exeicution that matters! And the problem here, Chryly, is that you basicly made a poorer verson of Nefarious' own plan and it ended the same way! The clones betraying you! And both plans, involved the Tree of Harmony!"
 * Chrysalis: "But you said he made his own! I only went after it to steal the elements!"
 * Cobra: "Except Nefarious did that as well, differently, with having a robot woodpecker from Dr. Animontronics he had recycled for his use to sipen some power from the tree! It's still basicly the same route: Stealing from the tree! And then there is the clones!"
 * Chrysalis: "Oh come on, he made them from a machine, I created mine with trees and pieces of the Mares' hairs with their photos!"
 * Cobra: "But they're both simular in one fastion: Evil Clones of Heroes!"
 * Chrysalis: "But in where I wanted to steal the elements with clones, he wanted them to use a stupid machine to turn people into robots!"
 * Cobra: "But you need to consider the main ingredients of those plans: You BOTH created evil clones of the Main 6! You BOTH wanted something from the tree of harmony! And BOTH aims of these plans, were to congure Equestria! Plus, consider the similarities between your clones: They were both opposite personalities, AND they turned against their creators in the end. Consider that!"
 * Chrysalis realises this.....
 * Chrysalis: "..... Well, shit. But, why would villains CARE about that?"
 * Cobra: "I take it you never heard of the Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950?"
 * Chrysalis: "Villain Plan Infrigement War of 1950-what?"
 * Cobra: "Uggghhhh, alchourse you don't. You're a product of modern times. It was a secret villain community war that happened, well, in the 50s. (Brings out a film projectioner) Perhaps THIS, might better explain. (Turns off the lights magicly and plays the film, then it plays)."
 * Old film music played as an outdated Villains Channel News Reel plays.
 * An old 50s super villain was seen.
 * Super Villain: "Hello, I am Newsmaster, the great supervillain of the printed press! And I am here, to educate your primitive minds of the unenlighten future, about the Villain Plan Infrigement War of the early 1950s. This is as of now 1959, where it has ended quite awhile ago. And we are creating these reels to feed into the minds of the villains of the future, that have grown to forget, that it existed. Though granted, it was a secret war, but I diegress. I'm willing to bet that your curious about why Villain Courts now-a-days prosicute those that have unoriginal plans, when villain plans are by in large, never truely unigte from eachother? (Bangs the desk) THAT'S BECAUSE THERE'S AN ART TO VILLAIN PLANS, DAMN IT?! (Ahem).... That is to say, it's one thing for a plan to be based on tropes..... It's another, to copy the plan of another villain, that USED, the trope! It's a matter of exicution and how different it is from the other villain's plans, but most of all... How compidently it was utilised. Now, let's talk about, how the war started. It was at the start of the 1950s, WW2 became something passe, it would be the start of the golden age of supers, of heroes, AND, villains! For it was where the entertainment industry, finally had a serious footing! Alot of villains were born of created, to meet up against the challnages, of the heroes of these times. But, we, are going to focus on the lives, to two of the 1950's such villains: The Diabolico Twins!"
 * Two Golden Age Green Goblin-like supervillains were seen!
 * Newsmaster: "The Diabolico Twins were brothers of wicked arms! They commit crimes togather, (This was seen), Hatch evil sceames togather, (This was also seen), and alas, get beaten by heroes togather, (This occured to a shot of the two being overwealmed by a golden age Justice-League-like team of heroes), the two, were inseperatable. At least, until a recent arrest after the defeat of their last creation togather, the Nuclearus Pumpkin, ended up an epic flop. The two splited apart, going about their own evil ways. And then, by the middle of the year, the two devided twins ended up creating the exact same plan: A green doomsday laser, aimed at the the bases of the heroes' united HQ. The brothers fired their lasers at the exact same time, and ended up canceling eachother's lasers out when they were JUST about to hit the HQ. The brothers, confronted eachother, and accused eachother, of stealing eachother's plans! Thus, the two, declared war, and recruited villains that befriended each brother, to begin, the Villain Plan Infrigement War! It lasted throughout the year of 1950, and each time the two villains began fighting eachother, it forced heroes of every spectrum, to intervine against their attacks on eachother, as the war was causing sevre collateral damage! By the time 1950 was about to include, the hero groups desided that this can't be allowed to continue, and began the crushing justice initive: In where heroes banded togather, and defeated all of the conflicting villains.... Forever! (The Heroes were seen taking down the warring villains once and for all).... And thus, the Diabolico Twins' story, ended in tragity, in that they died, forgiving eachother too late when the heroes were forced to end them, to ensure peace. There are very lucky few survivers, and villains that stood out of the war, but it was still a powerfully painful reminder of why these kind of rules needed to be founded. I should know. I was a fighter in that war. I was lucky to have survived when the heroes came to believe that they stopped the war with the Diabolico Twins' end. As such, the villain courts exist as they are, under the Diabolico Clause, to punish villain plan infrigers, to prevent another cause, of having villains have a feudal hissy fit so bad, that heroes would be forced to end it, PERIMENTLY! Because nothing makes a hero more of a litteral buzzkill, then evil infighting with itself so badly, the good has to crush it like a bug?! So, relitive moral of the story.... Be careful with your villain plans, don't be lolled by the villain community's lack of originallity or otherwise typical lack of order. There is an art to villain plans more greater then you think. And I hope the villains of future generations, understand this. Or I can't promise that you would be particularly popular, with neither good, or evil!"
 * The Film ends drumaticly!
 * Cobra restores things to normal....
 * Cobra: ".... Understand now?"
 * Chrysalis: "...... Well, once again..... S***. Maybe, it's possable Nefarious didn't even notice?"
 * Audrey 2: "Didn't that Mean 6 episode got leaked? It was why Nefarious did that plan earlier then he had intended...."
 * Chrysalis: ".... Well, for a 3rd time..... SHIT?! Okay, I see your point! I'll take those traitors back here!"
 * Cobra: "Not just that! We need to revise that plan to make it different enough that Nefarious doesn't have a case! if there's no case, then Judge Mentdayo can't do Nefarious' court appeal!"
 * Chrysalis: "Ugghh, you mean I have to WORK with those pains in my ass again?!"
 * Cobra: "You don't have to like them, NOR do we need to take them back to the Leage! We just need them to revise your hazly rushed plan! Afterwords, we'll leave them to be defeated by the ineditable Lougers and Main 6 attack! Can I have your co-operation for that at least?"
 * Chrysalis: ".... You should be warned about the Clone Twilight I created. She's the only brains of that disorganised mess of a troupe. She's smart enough to question our athority and figure we would be up to something. She will find out that we'd only brought them back to save our own asses from Nefarious and the villain courts!"
 * Cobra: "Then keep her pre-occupied by having her make Twilight look like she's disgracing her title as the Princess of Friendship. And yes, I know the framing part isn't original, but trust me, it keeps the only smart one occupied, while leaving the idiots without a brain, for you to use."
 * Chrysalis: "Well it's fair to warn you that they're not very co-operative."
 * Cobra: "I know, I DID see that episode. But luckly for you.... I'm working on a charm that will make them abit more, pro-active, whether they want to or not."
 * Chrysalis: And how will you be sure it won't backfire?
 * Cobra: Uh, this is a charm that twists people into acting just like a normal Equestrian pony. This should balance out the clones' opposite tendencies.
 * Chrysalis: And there's no catch?
 * Cobra: I have spent a long time perfecting it. Watch. (He uses the spell to turn one of Maleficent's goons into an Equestrian mindset)
 * Goons: Friendship is Magic!!
 * Cobra: See?
 * Chrysalis: Not convinced. All they said is friendship is magic. It's like assuming you're Equestrian by just sayng the same damn words.
 * Hades: Yeah, your bug girlfriend's got you there.
 * Cobra: Wait for it...
 * The Goons turned super evil!
 * Goons: "But EVIL IS STRONGER MAGIC?! (Laughs maniacly?!) HAIL TO THE VILLAIN LEAGE?!"
 * Chrysalis: ".... Wow. That's actselly kinda good. But don't underestimate that Sparkle Clone. She might figure out how to counter it even before you can use it."
 * Cobra: "Then we will have to surprise them when they least suspect it."
 * Chrysalis: "But wait, aren't they currently logs?"
 * Cobra: "Yes, but Maleficent predicted that Neighsay had learned of the episode as well in thanks to some Orderlies with the bad case of the laughing fits. Now, he is expected to aim to aquire an exbert to help utilise the clones to basicly weaponise against Sparkle in basicly another ruse to get Equestria to not have non-ponies in it and undermine her friendship intentions."
 * Chrysalis: ".... Oh I get it. Have that bigot and his friends do all the hard work for us, then we swoop in when the Sparkle Clone ineditably disposes of those idiots! You are brillient, Mang!"
 * Cobra: "That's why Malefor picked me."
 * Mirage: Don't push father's choice to narcissism, Mang! We still need to be careful.
 * Junjie: We always gotta be careful.
 * Hades: Yes, deal with it. Times are no longer easy for us in the Villain League as it was since our second mission in Mushu's homeland. And THAT was among the best times we had since the Lodgers formed.
 * Junjie: Whatever. So how do we start?
 * Cobra: "AHEM! This is something me and Chrysalis have to contend with alone. Anymore then us will bring unwanted attention!"
 * Jafar: "And may I ask WHY must this be a private matter between you two?"
 * Cobra: "Consider this. If the entire leage is involved, then Nefarious will get concern and get Judge Mentdayo involved faster!"
 * Captain Hook: "And how prey tell is it any better if it's just you two?"
 * Cobra: "Because Nefarious would expect a mass movement of leage forces, and not just this thing being done by little old me and Chryly."
 * Dr. FacilIer: "Your positive he isn't gonna care about what you two are doing?"
 * Cobra: "Well, as far as the good doctor believes, me and Chrysalis are going on our usual outings and picnic dates."
 * Junjie: ".... Actselly, fair point. Nefarious wouldn't distrust you two making kissy faces at eachother, nor would he trust a secret mass deployment of forces. Good call for once, Mang."
 * Cobra: "And yet you consider me an idiot, (Angerly) JUNJIE?!"
 * Junjie: "Okay, why is it that you get angry for talking about my name?!"
 * Cobra: "Apologies. That's just my nervious tick. I suffer from mental anuisums assusiated with your name due to years of pent-up hatred with your quickness to desert me when we tried to revolt against Oogway, (Angerly) JUNJIE?! (Calmly) You constint stunts don't exactly help."
 * Maleficent: "You should probulity have that looked that."
 * Cobra: I should. Now if you'll excuse us, we have business to attend to.
 * Junjie: Well then, I still must ask, how are you going to get this plan working?
 * Cobra: A lot of offense, (Angrily) JUNJIE, (Normally) but we need to keep such a plan to ourselves. We don't especially trust you with how we plan to do it. Whatever happens, we can't let that stupid domehead know what Chrysalis did!
 * Blowhole: Doubt that'll happen. If Nefarious is smart enough to make a second and stronger Biobliterator in the obvious event the other should be destroyed, he should be smart enough to figure this out.
 * Cobra: Oh, try to have faith.
 * Blowhole: Oh, faith is just relative when we're talking getting sued by an idiot robot scientist who'll seek a magic medieval-era robot judge on us. It's dumb to put this up to chance.
 * Cobra: Blowhole, it's best we can have at the moment. Cause trust me, Judge Mentdayos is not a fun guy to be punished by.... That belongs to the Funisher."
 * Tai Lung: "Oh I heard of that, he's an anti-villain that is trying to upstage the justice system and subugate criminals to "funishments" instead of actual punishments. Why couldn't Nefarious use him?"
 * Cobra: "Because Nefarious hates us and wants us to suffer. Also, the Lougers had him arrested and captured last year."
 * Tai Lung: F***!!
 * Cobra: Yeah. F***.
 * Tai Lung: Is there any others like him?
 * Cobra: No, and I SAID IT'S OUR MISSION!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS OUR WAY, AND WITH NO INCOMPETENT MORONS LIKE YOU!!!
 * Batso: Okay, ouch!
 * Cobra: Yeah, ouch! Because that's what you get. Now we're out! (They go through a dark portals)
 * Oogie Boogie: ".... So, since it's just Mangy-Poo and Chryly Billy..... Who wants to bet they're gonna end up screw this all up before the episode's over?"
 * Mirage: ".... Ya do realise we could be facing Judge Mentdayos infamously extreme punishments for an act of using an exact copy of an already used plan, and you want to gamble on how long it takes Mang and Chrysalis to fail this?"
 * Oogie Boogie: "Aw come on! Gambling's my coping mechimisum!"
 * Jafar: "That doesn't excuse your little sense of faith in them."
 * Makunga: "Well given that it's only gonna be two of them, it isn't like things are garrinted to end well."
 * Jafar: "Well given that the leage hasn't exactly kept a good track record of compidence, CAN WE HONESTLY BLAME HIM FOR WANTING TO GO IT ALONE WITH CHRYSALIS?!"
 * Gaston: ".... Well, he's not exactly.... Wrong."
 * Mirage: (Sighs) We are so doomed.

Chapter 2: Neighsay Returns Neighsayier Than Ever
Equestria, outside of the Black Stailian Asylum. A beautiful forest clearing lake.
 * Sneaking about clumsly in the bushes is the returning El Jackasso and Bullshiton, which the duo were seen in orange jumpsuits and carring a crate of TNT.
 * Jackasso: "Oh-ho-ho-ho! This'a plan'a will'a be'a brillient'a! All we have to do is blow up a wall, and then we can rescue Neighsay! He'll'a love us for it'a! And we'll see'a an'a incrise'a pay'a as a result'a!"
 * Bullshiton: "Yeah. Glad ya thoughts of it, Jack."
 * Chrysalis and Mang were seen watching the duo in secret.
 * Chrysalis: ".... Aw great. Neighsay just had to be one of the smart villains with the dumbest henchmen in the worlds."
 * Cobra: "Oh don't act like the Leage wasn't ammuned to such an unfortunate trope. It's obvious we need to secretly help make their otherwise retarded plan work without them knowing our existence. Because let's be honest. If Pred's anything to go by, Neighsay isn't going to be much of a team player when it comes to anything not a true equine."
 * Chrysalis: "Well how are we suppose to make an attempted blowing shit up plan, a netouriously stupid plan, to work?"
 * Cobra: "Simple.... Just make sure it blows up the right shit. At least Blowhole was nice enough to supply each leager with copied blueprints of Black Stailian Asylum in case if we were to ever get an interest in any of Equestria's tainted ponies."
 * Chrysalis: ".... That untentionally sounds dirty when you say that."
 * Cobra: "I meant taint as in corruption, woman! Now focus. If my caluations are correct, then Neighsay would be kept in the east wall, where they kept the devious masterminds of the asylum."
 * Chrysalis: "Well we obviously have our work cut out, because those two look stupider then a wet sack of dragon crap."
 * Cobra: "I know. They make the Frog Hunters look like they're actselly compident. Hell, they're just dressed like those two dunces in the animated Babes in Toyland movie, weirdly suggestive name BTW, and the donkey has the voice of Pinky to compliment Neighsay's infamous voice, just disguised with a faulty Italian accent. They even sang their song a few episodes back! They're just going to f*** themselves up, so let's just help the mentally disabled fatso and the goomba win so we can get this over with."
 * Chrysalis: Yeesh, ease off on the racism.
 * Cobra: Glad to know SOMEONE isn't confusing that slur for that mushroom thing in Mario's world. But I digress. Come on. (He has the bombs they had magically come to life into things similar to Mario Bob-Ombs without their knowledge as whenever they screwed up, the bombs would improvise)...
 * Chrysalis: You know, there's plenty of opportunities magic could've been used better in our plans besides that.
 * Cobra: Well, it would've been used better if I wasn't surrounded by idiots who can't even recognize when a baby isn't still a baby after 16 years.
 * Chrysalis:... Touché.
 * El Jackasso: Okay'a! LIGHT EM UPPA!!!
 * Bullshitton: Lighting them up! (Pushes down the lever as they were surprised that they blew up different places)...
 * Bullshitton/El Jackasso: Whaaaaaaaaa?
 * El Jackasso: Those aren't where we'a wanted the bombs'a!
 * Bullshitton: Oh, we're so dead!!
 * ???: Actually, you're not! (Neighsay himself came out)... You two must've had fortune smiled on you, cause I am quite impressed you managed to pull off a successful jailbreak, or more speficly, a break out in an asylum. I didn't think it was possible for you to pull it off. You blew up the armory, the bunkers, caved in everypony into their offices like jail, ironically, and only blew a safe passage for me?... I must say, this seemed too smart for you morons. I suspect you unknowingly had help.
 * El Jackasso:... Well, yes'a! We asure'a you'a boss! We totally did all this'a without ANY help whatsoeva!
 * Bullshitton: I thought-
 * El Jackasso: YOU THOUGHT'A NOTHING'A!!!
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, the impourent thing is, I have escaped. And I already have a perfect plan. I learned from the Orderlies that Sparkle was dreadfully unaware that Chrysalis, an ex-changeling queen, created evil clones of them and missed the oppertunity to really harm Sparkle in a fruitless venture torwords stealing from the Tree of Harmony, which I suspect likely failed, because the Tree of Harmony would quickly reckindise unpure imposters right away."
 * (Chrysalis): "AW, DON'T F*****G REMIND ME- (Mang muted her voice)."
 * Neighsay: ".... Ignoring that for now. Point is, I know where the subsiquint fallen clones are. But thing is, they were made from Everfree Trees and when the Tree of Harmony undid them, they became colored logs.... By that, I mean logs of timber, not anything gross you two nitwits would think, by the way. But thankfully..... I know a reknown master of wood and all things tree that is perfect for this. Now, we must make haste. That strangely brillient disabling of the staff of Black Staillian Asylum won't hold them back forever. It's not the asylum's first case involving bomb use."
 * Neighsay opened up a portal and had himself and the duo go right in it!
 * A huge and mighty oak tree house was seen, as an aged pony with a long leaf covered-beard and in E.E.A. clothes came out of the tree house to do his rotine meditating.
 * Aged Pony: "(Sighs).... So calm.... So peaceful....."
 * ???: "Hello, High Chancellor Great Oaken Beard."
 * Oaken Beard: (Opened up his eyes and narrowed them apawn the sight of Neighsay back in his usual outfit, along with the duo.) ".... Well, you got out, as expected. What do you want, Neighsay? I am not thrilled to see you again, given that you were one of two catalists that caused the E.E.A. to be disband."
 * Neighsay: "Alas, I had expected that I would not be popular with you at the moment, High Chanellor."
 * Oaken Beard: "FORMER, High Chanellor, in thanks to you, Neighsay!"
 * Neighsay: "But I trust that you have distaste for the school of being a secondary catalist to this downfall? After all, you are co-leader of the E.E.A."
 * Oaken Beard: "Yes.... The School.... But not nessersarly because I actselly agree to that racism of yours!"
 * Neighsay: "(Quietly) As to be expected."
 * Oaken Beard: "But because it caused you to act out to begin with! Because you exposed the E.E.A.'s unfortunate problem with holding onto outdated beliefs, King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight had University order our disbanding! I, had tried to reason with him, insisting that we only need to cleanse out the impure members..... But he insisted that the E.E.A. needed to fall. AND IT IS THANKS TO YOU?! (Magicly summons up some Rape Trees that are prepared to harm) I AM GIVING YOU A GENERIOUS CHANCE TO FLEE, OR ELSE THESE PARASITE OAKS ARE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN?!"
 * Neighsay: "Hear me out, Great Oaken Beard, before you subsiquiently cost us our virginity. What if I say I can give you a chance to get even a smidge of justice against Sparkle, if more preferingly, the school as a whole?"
 * Oaken Beard: ".... IT BETTER NOT INVOLVE ANOTHER FEAR WARS MONSTER?!"
 * Neighsay: "(Deadpan) You heard about that, did you?"
 * Oaken Beard: "The trees know all, hear all, and see all. With them, nothing escapes my knowledge."
 * Neighsay: "And I can use that knowledge to help me with a plan to get even with the school that costed us our jobs and Equestria's respect. How familier are you with Chrysalis and her attempt to use some trees to make clones out of?"
 * Oaken Beard had a brief seisure as the sound of a pained screech was heard as he got visions of what Chrysalis did in The Mean 6!
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Painfully, too well.... She took, the lifes of innosent trees that day, that did NOTHING to her nor played a part in her own misfortunes! I wanted to make the Parasite Oaks violate her very being?!.... But I was worried for the safety of trees to do that."
 * Bullshiton: "Wow, your like a more badass verson of the Lorax!"
 * Oaken Beard: "..... If I had a bit for every time people had compaired me to a speaker of the trees because of the modern interpreation of the old Dr. Seuss story, I would be richer then all of the Canterlot Elites."
 * Neighsay: "Well, I felt that Chrysalis wasted her time using them to steal from the Tree of Harmony,"
 * Oaken Beard: "Which unsurprisingly failed because the Tree of Harmony knew better AND was uncorrupted. Honestly, even that crazy robot alien Nefarious had the better idea to just steal a bit of engry from the tree and corrupt it to create a new tree! And before that, That Qui dragon had the incentive to actselly corrupt the original tree, before paradox shenanigans happen. Trees can feel paradoxes you know."
 * Jackasso started to gesture his hoof around his head, indicating that Oaken Beard's off his rocker, but a Rape Tree slaped his ass as he screamed!
 * Neighsay: "Ahem! My point being, she did not realise the proper potaintional the clones had. Instead of framing all of the Mane 6 of crimes and misdeeds across Equestria, AND DOING IT INTENTIONALLY, she waited it on a dead apawn arrival plan, and only cause an accsidental bond trash with Sparkle and co. by dumb luck and misfortunate happenstance."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... And am I to assume you want those unholy creations back?"
 * Neighsay: "That obviously sounds like you don't want to."
 * Oaken Beard: "Of blasted course not!! That was DARK TREE MAGIC! I use LIGHT tree magic!"
 * Jackasso: "Tree'a magic?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Pretty much the same thing the deers of the Deerlands not too far from here use. Like us, there is a good version, and a bad version. What Chrysalis used, was a dark spell she learned likely from a Blackwood Witch! And if I can guess the name, it was none other.... Then Barkrot!"
 * Bullshiton: "Pfft! Funny name!"
 * Oaken Beard: "BARKROT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER, FOOL!! She is a dark Peryton witch who mastered the ways of dark tree magic!! Her magic's a level above my own! And I have GREAT levels of tree magic!"
 * Neighsay: "But consider this..... If we make Sparkle and friends look bad..... It would make the E.E.A. look good in compairison.... That means, Celestia will be given reason to have it, rebanded."
 * Oaken Beard: "..... What good is that, if it means that I have to soil a Princess's name in the process?"
 * Neighsay: "Oh don't worry. In my eyes, Sparkle is no longer a TRUE princess for bringing mythic beasts and freaks into our boarders to learn our ways! Just as much, she is no longer your princess, for not letting you have a chance to mend the E.E.A. in a more, public friendly light!"
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Ugh...... I'm only agreeing to this to help the origanisation I once co-lead. I am not doing it for your sake, NOR to intentionally damnate Equestria's name to other races! I am only in this, to bring the E.E.A. back, and not to indulge you on your revenge fantasy!"
 * Neighsay: "As expected, fair is fair. But I expect that you at the least follow what I ask to the letter. And keep in mind. I may have to include making Sparkle and friends look fiendish and uncouth to the other races' eyes. Any sour opinion they would have onto Equestria, can't be helped. That's only because other races have not our purity."
 * Oaken Beard: "Ugh... I have no choice then. But if it ends up going torwords war, I WILL make the clones expose themselves! I will only go as far, as international distrust! Nothing more, nothing less!"
 * Neighsay: "Admitingly, just having a civil war would be too, drumatic and hypocritically dangerous to Equstria on my part.... A deal's a deal. I'll only agree to have the clones make ponies look, minorly distasteful."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... But be warned, Neighsay. If I found out if you had darker intentions, or if someone worse hi-jacks this, I, WILL, PERSONALLY, HAVE A PARASITE OAK HELP ME TURN YOUR CARCUSS IN TO THE PRINCESSES THEMSELVES?! UNDERSTAND?!"
 * Neighsay: That's a little extreme. Given how ungentle these trees tend to be, I might end up dead or horrendusly trumatised by the time they do take me to the princesses. You have plant power, just send me straight to Black Stallion Asylum, these two bumblers back to their originating prison, AND have your killer trees attack and kill those 'hijackers'? Whoever they might be, it would probably be Chrysalis and her otherworldly boyfriend leader of the Villain League trying to steal back the clones because they're afraid they just ripped off Nefarious' recent plan because of some old villain code from a bygone era.
 * Cobra: (Quietly) ARE YOU F*****G SERIOUS, IS IT SO OBVIOUS?!?
 * Chrysalis: (Quietly) To be fair, he was the leader of an Education Group. Alchourse he would be this smart! Also, we have a bad track record of being obvious now-a-days.
 * Cobra: "(Quietly) Ohhh, poo. This is going to be harder then I anpisipated."
 * Oaken Beard: Be that if it may, you're still to equally blame for their success.
 * Neighsay: Regardless, you're not going to hear the end of it when you get accused of murdering me, even if by accsident in trying to turn me in with your Parasite Oaks. It won't matter, TOO MUCH, who I am, or even if the Princesses don't particularly care of me, it's still murder. They'll go after you on principal alone.
 * Oaken Beard: If it comes to that-
 * Neighsay: Oh save the excuses, you'll never last if it comes to that. Plant power can only help you for so long until they can find a perfect counter or someone to cancel them out. This is for the better of Equestria. This is not about me. What I intend is for the greater good. Princess Twilight is not a rightful princess. She's committed too many mistakes to say she should stay a princess. She risked war with the yaks, and I know, I know, that was WAY before the school and that Rutherford was actselly made into a dope by a bitter brother. Perhaps you would like more, modern and actselly related to the school exsamples. And the biggest one, is that she once attempted to steal from the hippogriffs, and just recently she displayed risky behavior by accusing three fillies she knew too well of sabotaging a student's studies out of spite, when it turned out that same student intentionally fail to make those fillies look acceptable by looking like utter dunderheads in friendship, but Sparkle got the wrong message and played the fool until that child got buyer's remorse and exposed herself to Sparkle's protosai. Now, you may say that it doesn't really count because it happened to children native to Equestria, a fair arguement, but consider this: That kind of behavior, still only proves my point. Just imagine that if she was to behave like that to any other interracial student, even if they were to deserve it, imagine how potentially dangerous that could be for Equestria!
 * Oaken Beard:...... (Sighs) Very well, Neighsay. You've got me in a box.
 * Neighsay: "Perfect. Now, let's go pay the tree of harmony a due visit and find those logs. (The four settled off through a portal)."
 * Cobra:... Great. Ignoring the obviousness of our mission, where did you even leave those colored logs?
 * Chrysalis: "I left them where the Tree of Harmony, genius! You did think I bothered having anything to do with them after they got turned?!"
 * Cobra: "Right, stupid question. But in all seriousness, you seriously did nothing to the logs? Not even destroy them?"
 * Chrysalis: "Why bother? I figured those mares would be absint-minded enough to use them as firewood or something."
 * Cobra: "Well chances are likely they desided to go home after how the clones inadvertingly gave them the WORSE CAMPING EXSPEARIENCE EVER! Since the episode never exactly had you two meet eachother, they're not gonna assume anything related to you! As far as the Main 7 feel, all that mean talk was stress from being lost in the woods driving them bonkers!"
 * Chrysalis: "So, your saying that those logs would still be there?"
 * Cobra: "Yes! Which in one hand would make it easy for those four to fine, but in the other, that means that NEFARIOUS would know where the evidence was!"
 * Chrysalis: "Well no problem! We'll just make sure Neighsay, the morono brothers and Treebeard over there get to those logs first."
 * Cobra: "Not a problem. Let's just hope that Nefarious remains absint minded about this. Let's follow those 4!" (They teleported after them)

Chapter 3: The Mean Six Restored
The Tree of Harmony. A secluded part of the Castle of the Two Sisters. An entire viewing later. Cobra and Chrysalis' location. Mount Aris. At the top of the Mountain. Yakyakistan Bully Pie's location. Dragon Lands Changeling Hive Ball Griffinstone. Mount Borges Twilight's Castle Sweet Apple Acres. Sugercube Corner. Carasail Bontquie. Fluttershy's Cottage. Starlight's location! Rainbow Dash's house. Sweet Apple Arces. Sugercube Corner Carousel Boutique Fluttershy's Cottage. Starlight's location. Rainbow's House Earlier before. Present. Twilight's Castle, after showing the Mean 6 episode.
 * The four arrived to the tree of harmony's cave and found the colored logs.
 * Neighsay: ".... Well, thank goodness Chrysalis didn't had the incentive to obliterate the logs after the Tree of Harmony undid their existence."
 * Oaken Beard: "Well that's just lazy. What, did she figure a near-by camper would use those as fire wood or something?"
 * Neighsay: "Or in this case, she figured Sparkle and friends would do so for her. Another proven case of the Princess's incompidence. And one of which, I'm willing to use against her. (Picks up the logs). Let's find a safer place to revive these clones in. If we do it here, the Tree of Harmony will only repeat what got them as logs to begin with."
 * Oaken Beard: "As it naterolly would. Starswirl made that tree capable to cleanse corruption near it's preasence when it is a direct threat to it. Clearly Chrysalis had no prior understanding to this."
 * Neighsay: "Then it does not ease me into thinking that any other non-pony would. (Walks off with the duo and Oaken)."
 * Oaken Beard: "(As the 4 arrived).... This place feels private enough to do the rejuvination ritual."
 * Neighsay: "Then do it."
 * Oaken Beard: ".... You would need to give me enough space to use the spell. It gets intense mid rejuvination. (Neighsay and the duo got very further away)..... (Oaken Beard entered a meditating position and began to utilised a very complex and foreboding nature based bagic as the Logs glowed being surrounded by magic leafs. A blinding flash occured around the logs, causing Neighsay and the duo to flinch! When the flash was done, the Mean Six were restored, as they were lead down by the magic)....."
 * Mean Fluttershy: "(Wakes up) Ughhhhh, what the f*** now?"
 * Mean Pinkie: "(Gets up too) If this is hell, or, Tar-tar-us, or whatever, then I'm actselly disappointed as balls."
 * Mean Rarity: "A CASTLE?! THAT MEANS THERE'S LOOT?! AND THEY'RE MINE?! (ZOOMS OFF TO LOOT THE CASTLE WHILE LAUGHING MANIACLY?!)"
 * Mean Applejack: ".... Well this is a charming place. I do like me some anichent ruins s***."
 * Mean Twilight got up and opened her eyes drumaticly with an angry glare.
 * Mean Twilight: ".... For a thoundson years, we law dorment, who dares disterb our-"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash: "Bitch, we've been inactive for nearly 2 months."
 * Mean Twilight: "DAMN IT YOU FOOL, I WAS TRYING TO BE DRUMATIC?!"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash: DRAMA IS KILLED IF THE LINE DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE, JACKASS!!! (The six argue)
 * Oaken Beard: ".... (Quietly) What horrid dopplegangers did I just agree to bring back?"
 * Mean Twilight: "ENOUGH!!!... (To Oaken Beard) Okay oldster. Out with it. Why bring us back? Did Chrysalis tell you to? OR ARE YOU CHRYSALIS?!"
 * Oaken Beard: "I assure you, I bare no assusiation with the fallen Changeling Queen. See, I have been made to bring you products of dark tree magic back by him. (Points to Neighsay)....."
 * Mean Twilight: "(As Mean Rarity comes back with a crap loud of stuff) And, who, is that?"
 * Neighsay: "Allow me to introduse myself.... I, am Neighsay. And I'm here to explain the full story on what happened that day.... (Makes a magic tape and tv with video player appeared) Via Television. (Uses it as it plays "The Mean Six" Episode.")"
 * Mean Applejack: "..... Oh so THAT'S what actselly happened."
 * Mean Rarity: "MINE!? (Grabs the TV) HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!"
 * Mean Pinkie: ".... Well no wonder we acted weird with eachother."
 * Mean Twilight: "And yet more proof why leaving that idiot bug horse was a wise investment."
 * Mean Fluttershy: "HA! I really liked how I framed that whiny bitch REAL me and made those dumb animals mad at her!"
 * Mean Rainbow Dash was snoring.
 * Neighsay: ".... At least I got 4 out of two. Ahem. Anyway, since Chrysalis was a clumsy master, I am willing to offer a proper chance for you 6 to do evil."
 * Mean Twilight: "Tch, and what makes you confident we don't eventually dump you too when you inevitably bore us?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Don't forget, product of Dark Tree Magic. You are in the presience of a Light Tree Magic master. Just as much I brought back, (Magicly causes the six pain as they winced!)..... I can undo your sad existence and cleansed the dark tree magic Chrysalis used!"
 * Mean Twilight: "(Breaths heavily)..... Convincing enough arguement."
 * Neighsay: "Now, before I get down to business, I would like to give you six new names, so I don't end up stupidly running into your real counterparts. For now on, you are to be known as, (Mean Pinkie) Bully Pie, (Mean Fluttershy) Bitchershy, (Mean Applejack) Crabapplejack, (Mean Rarity) Lady Hoarder, (Mean Rainbow Dash) Lazy Dash, (Mean Twilight) And finally.... Noon Apostate."
 * Lazy Dash: "..... Those names are actselly lazior then me."
 * Bully Pie: I would've gone with S*** Pie!
 * Bitchershy: And have everypony laugh at you? I don't think so.
 * Noon Apostate: "But, They do sound like they're, approbeate."
 * Bully Pie: "Wait, the hell's an "Apostate"? That a name of an obscure organ or something?"
 * Neighsay: "Actselly, an Apostate is a person who renounces a religious or political belief or principle-"
 * Lazy Dash: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG?!"
 * Noon Apostate: "..... Abrupt as that was, it is wasting our valuable time. I would like to cut to the chase, Neighsay."
 * Neighsay: "Very well. I will have each of you assigned to different parts of the lands. Noon, I want you and Crabapple to cause some ruckus with the Hippogriffs and the Seaponies. And Noon, be sure to be espeically unpleasent to a Hippogriff named Novo. Your counterpart is on, unsteady terms. Bully, I want you to really upset those yaks of Yakyakistan-"
 * Bully Pie: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! YAKYAKISTAN?! (BURSTS INTO LAUGHTER!) OH THE RIFFING MATERIAL FOR THAT NAME ALONE?! (LAUGHS CRAZILY?!)"
 * Neighsay: "Yes, yes, get RIGHT onto that! Just, one thing... No swearing."
 * Bully Pie: WHAT?! THAT'S THE PART I LOVE!!!
 * Neighsay: Well thing is, the real Pinkie Pie never, EVER, swears. The idea of it is almost stupidly rare to the point that if she DOES curse, people would quickly guess that something's wrong! Or in the case of the yaks, Rutherford's brother would be the one to make that guess and make his less intelligent people aware of this. The whole point of making the ponies look bad is to act closely to them.
 * Bully Pie: Ugh, fine!
 * Neighsay: "Good. Now, Lady Hoarder, I want you to be in the dragon lands. They have an oh so large amounts of wealth that you would die for."
 * Lady Hoarder's eyes turned into dollar signs as a ca-ching was heard!
 * Neighsay: "Bitchershy, I want you to go to the Changeling Hive and hurt the feelings of every little larva or growing pupa Changeling to make yourself, or rather, your counterpart, look as deplorable to the Changelings as much as possable! Now, that only leaves the Griffins. And since I have Crabapplejack be assigned to the Seaponies, I believe, you may need an additional clone. (Brings up Chrysalis' discarded photo of Starlight, and a piece of her hair from her brush in the castle.).... Bull, Jack, you brought the wood I promise?"
 * Jackasso: "Just this dirty old log from that swamp (Bullshitton clumsly slammed the log down), is that good enough?"
 * Neighsay: "It'll do for short notice. (Places the photo and the hair down, and zaps the tree to make a marking of Starlight's cutie mark)..... Oaken Beard?"
 * Oaken Beard: "(Sighs relucently), Your lucky I expected that you would add a last minute change. But be warned that I will only pardon this one! (Uses the same spell to use on the log with the items as they flash, breaking the log, and creating a new Starlight, but in more reminence to her Season 5 look)....."
 * Mean Starlight: ".... (Starts speaking russian) Я НЕНАВИЖУ КУЛЬТУРНЫЕ МАРКИ!"
 * Oaken Beard: ".... Oh dear. It seems the clone has a side-effect of being made to speak in traditional impure Hippogriff languise."
 * Mean Starlight: "Я, ЗВЕЗДНЫЙ ГЛИММЕР, СДЕЛАЮ ЛУЧШИЙ УТОПИЙСКИЙ МИР !?"
 * Lazy Dash: "FOR F*** SAKES, SOMEONE GET THIS BITCH TO SPEAK ENGLISH?!"
 * Noon: "Ugh, let me, you dolts!" (She does that)
 * Mean Starlight: (Russian accent) UGH! FILTHY SPELLS MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AFTER HANGOVER OR WEIRD DREAM!!
 * Lazy Dash:... You're joking, right?
 * Noon: Look, asshole, my spells aren't exactly as flawless as the real me! She's still bound to have the accent.
 * Mean Starlight: JUST GIVE ORDERS!!!
 * Bullshitton:...... Eh, we're gamblers.
 * Neighsay: NO WE ARE NOT!!! We're not taking out the clone like THIS!! Who would think that's the real Starlight after hearing that accent?
 * Mean Starlight: I am growing impatient.
 * Neighsay: Well MAKE patience! We're calling you Comi Glimmer.
 * Comi:... Wow, how insensitive.
 * Neighsay: Cry me a river. You've got a mission in griffin territory, but we can't do anything with you until we completely remove that accent of yours. So take this! (Gives out a book that reads "How to speak without accents") And be sure to practice this book very well."
 * Comi: "Da, comrade!"
 * Cobra and Chrysalis were listening in secret.
 * Cobra: "(Quietly) Okay, now this series is REALLY pushing the communisum compairisons with Starlight abit too much now!"
 * Chrysalis: "(Quietly) Feels stranglely complimentory, actselly."
 * Lazy Dash: "Hey wait. Not meaning to sound like I give a f***, but.... What about me?"
 * Neighsay: "Oh, simple. Just be lazy and frustraighting to the Perytons in light of the school's recent new student from them. Also, don't be shy to have that lazyness be a detriment."
 * Lazy Dash: "Finally, a plan that works around my schedule."
 * Bully Pie: Well, let's get started.
 * Noon:..... Wait a minute...... We're being watched.
 * Bitchershy: And how would you know that?
 * Noon: I'm an Alicorn. I can sense these kind of things.
 * Neighsay: Uh, let's worry about that later.
 * Noon: Don't be foolish. We can't move forward without the likelihood of being ratted out. You want us to be ratted out?
 * El Jackasso:... She'sa got a point'a.
 * Neighsay: Even if that's true, how do we know you're not-
 * Noon: Do not attempt to change the subject. You're probably just scared that Plant Pony here will make you pay when we turn out right.
 * El Jackasso: OH, COME ON'A, IS IT THAT OBVIOUS'A?!?
 * Neighsay:...... (Dubbed as NC Brain) Goddamn it, Jack, can't you do one f*****g thing right?!
 * ???: Doubt it, because it's always been unavoidable anyway. (Cobra and Chrysalis came out)
 * Neighsay/Noon: YOU!!!
 * Chrysalis: Did you miss us? (She immobilized Oaken Beard and the Mean Six with Changeling slime)... I made you six.... And if I had the proper mindset to do the framing plan, that would include the seven one, even IF it was Glimmer, because I made that photo first! You just found it... And thus you belong to me... AND the Villain League!
 * Neighsay: "Let me guess: Is this about how that Dr. Nefarious would sue you bunch for this?"
 * Cobra: "Sorry if it ended up being too obvious, Neighsayer. But at least take I'll comfert in knowing that your not exactly liked enough to warn people about this. But, you can at least be at ease in knowing that me and Chryly were behind how your dumb henchmen were able to free you so easily."
 * Neighsay: "I'd figured as such."
 * Jackasso: "So THAT'S what'a happened!"
 * Bullshiton: "I thought that was too smartly exicuted for us! (Jackasso smacked him!) OWIE?!"
 * Chrysalis: "Ugh, so glad I rarely had the problem of henchmen that were too dumb to funtion. Though Thorax ended up being TOO NICE FOR REIGN LONGEVITY?!"
 * Crabapplejack: LET US GO, BUG!!!!
 * Cobra: I'm afraid we can't do that. It's no longer personal. Now... It's business. (They teleport off while releasing Oaken Beard)......
 * Neighsay:...... Um... No hard feelings I turned out right?
 * Oaken Beard: ".... You DO realise that I WILL have to contend with you three myself, correct?!"
 * Bullshiton: "..... Your gonna throw us back into imprisonments, are ya?"
 * Oaken Beard: "I would, but I desided to play it smart! (Summons some ents to grab the Three) Since it's likely those two will adopt your straigity to get the races to turn against us, I will instead have to warn the Princesses!"
 * Neighsay: ".... Oh poo. And worse off, I half-expected this as well. It makes this situation worse."
 * Oaken-Beard teleported off with the captured three and ents.
 * The Mean 7 were entangled in slime.
 * Noon: "You two do realise that Oaken might have more credablity with everyone then Neighsay, right?"
 * Cobra: "Hence why we will move faster then before the alarm is cast. Basicly, we'll adopt Neighsay's suggestions for you bunch. And I have a means to ensure obedience with you 7. (Readies his charm) I am going to use this charm to equilise your rampent corruption so aren't so quick to be so incompetent and/or prone to predictable betrayals."
 * Comi: "No magic can dominate the will of Cuite Markisum!"
 * Cobra: "Oh get ready to be VERY disappointed in that outdated philosify."
 * Noon: Bitch, what makes you think your spells can't be undone? I happen to know that Queen Novo's family are renowned empaths who can read feelings. Not to mention that Changelings have good intuition in reading falsehoods due to being falsehoods for eons.
 * Chrysalis:... That's sadly true. Never figured that would backfire on us. Neither did Neighsay, the overcompident blowhard.
 * Cobra: "He would eventually when he has a chance to think things through."
 * Noon: Griffins wouldn't be easily swayed, Yakbrain is impossible to fool, even if you used his infamous trigegrword of "Brotherford", and dragons won't let their treasury be stolen that easily. We'd be dead in seconds. You're just wasting your time.
 * Cobra: That is why you brats will figure it out for yourselves. (He casts the charm as all but Noon were affected)
 * Noon:... (Faking) We are at your command, master!
 * Cobra:... Kinda thought she wouldn't be affected if she had the real Twilight's occlumency abilities. However, I'll go with it. But I will play it safe and keep a firm eye on you the most. Chrysalis warned me well on how your a tricky one.
 * Noon: Well, Bob's your uncle, spells often have time to develop in clones. We technically never lived for too long. You want us to do a little sabotage in friendship?... Trust me, there'll be no friends for ANY of them when this is over!
 * Cobra: "Well, be kept in mind that since you came in too easily, that trust is on uneasy waters, but, since I can't entirely disprove you, I'll have to go with it for now. Now, time for you 7 to carry out your jobs."
 * Noon and Crabapplejack appeared on it's beach.
 * Noon: ".... Okay, Crabapplejack. You contend with the Sea Ponies, while I go have my fun with the Hippogriffs."
 * Crabapplejack: "But how am I suppose to upset them?"
 * Noon: "How does one upset any under water socity? Just get some garbage and/or oil and start polluting like a bitch! Oh, and maybe some radioactive materials for deviously good measure!"
 * Crabapplejack: "I dislike the way you think."
 * Noon: ".... Your lucky I know that your sthick is that your a dirty lier, so I quickly deduce that you liked my idea. Now get busy! (Flies up to the top of the Mountain)!"
 * Crabapplejack looked around and saw three staillians in suits carring cans and barrols of garbage, oil, and radioactive waste.
 * First Pony: "Man, being a garbage collector for equestria is hard work."
 * Second Pony: "Well being an oil tycoon lacks simplisity as well. It is not easy to make eviomentally friendly rigs and boats not at risk of oilspills you know."
 * 3rd: "Tch, try to be in the atomic engery business and then talk to be how hard it is!"
 * Garbage Pony: "Hey guys, how's about we take a quick break in the new Dunken Donuts they opened up near the beach if our work's so tough."
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "Sounds brillient, my good garbage man."
 * Hazmat Pony: "Yeah I can take a break of being around hazordious materials. We'll just leave them out here and not worry about any ne're do wells doing anything malicious with them as if we were randomly placed here for the sake of a plot for an episode."
 * The three went straight into the dunkin donuts.
 * Crabapplejack arrived to the containers snickering.
 * Crabapplejack: "Suckers. (Starts chucking the garbage cans and barrols of oil and radioactive waste into the waters as their contents leaked and having adverse effects in sea pony communities, including Shore's hometown.) (Sees Seaponies rising off, escaping the hazordious wave of trash, oil and radioactive waste.) (The three ponies quickly ran out and saw the damage and looked at Crabapplejack!)."
 * Garbage Pony: "WHAT THE F***, LADY?! YOU'RE GONNA COST US OUR JOBS?!"
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "AND MY BUSINESS?!"
 * Hazmat Pony: "AND POTAINTIONALLY ENDANGER EQUESTRIA AND THE DAMN EVIOMENT, BITCH?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "It was like that when I got here!"
 * Garbage Pony: "Wait a minute.... Aren't you Applejack?"
 * Oil Tycoon Pony: "And did you, just lie?!"
 * Hazmat Pony: "Aw crap, either Discord relapsed or another Draconequus made her a lier again!"
 * Treasure Trove and Maritime arrived!
 * Treasure: "Applejack did this?!"
 * Maritime: "Why would you do this?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "I wanted to see what new creatures I can make with that stuff."
 * Maritime: "WHAT IN THE, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "Actselly yes, and I was looking for them under all this garbage, oil, and waste."
 * Trove: "Okay, either you have gone mad, or fell into the control of another Rogue Draconequus!"
 * Maritime: "Either way, you will answer for this crime, Miss Apple?!"
 * Crabapplejack: "CATCH ME FIRST, YA ALLAGATOR GARS?! (Runs off!)"
 * Bikini: "(Shows up) GET HER?! (The three each of Sea Ponies and the trio went after Crabapplejack)."
 * Noon was walking about and saw Queen Novo and Skystar as Hippogriffs were having a get-togather.
 * Queen Novo: "(Looks to see Twilight).... Princess Twilight? What brings you here, even dispite your exile that, let's be honest, nobody seems to take too seriously, why, is it for another filed trip your doing? I already had Seaspray signed that for me when Spike got here, and-"
 * Noon: "BITCH, I'M CALLING YOU OUT?!"
 * The Hipoogriffs gasped in surprise....
 * Queen Novo: ".... Ugh, I knew this was coming. Look, if it's about how I didn't helped against Storm King, I already made my reasons clear. Now, may I suggest you vent that shark-nasty attatude elsewhere and come back when you want to be nice?"
 * Noon: "Actselly, this is different. I, the princess of friendship, have decreed that your pearl is too dangerious for you to have! What if you had an undesireable that would use it for malitious intentions!?"
 * Queen Novo: "(Quietly) Oh please don't tell me she ran into Backwater. (Openly) Ahem. Sparkle, I ensure you that the pearl only works for me."
 * Noon: "THEN WHY WERE YOU AFRAID OF THE STORM KING COMING AFTER IT?!"
 * Queen Novo: "He mainly wanted to absorb the pearl for it's powers, Sparkle, not nessersarly the pearl on it's own!"
 * Noon: "So that pearl can have it's powers sipen, eh? Then by Equestrian law, I would have to consinsate it and lock it up in Hayfield 64!"
 * Queen Novo: "Depends, did Celestia approved of this?"
 * Noon: "Pffft! Bitch, I'm my own princess, I don't need a hasbeen's approval on ANYTHING?! Nor do I need YOURS, YA CHICKEN OF THE SEA?! (Novo got mad at Noon at this as the Hippogriffs are shocked!)....."
 * Skystar: ".... Mom, calm down, I don't think Sparkle's being herself right now. Something feels, way off. Her feelings seem WAY off for that to be the real Twilight."
 * Skybeak: "Actselly, yes. You feel, funny. Princess Sparkle, are you even yourself today?"
 * Queen Novo: "WELL IF THAT'S SO, THEN I'M DRAGGING YOUR PONYTAIL STRAIGHT INTO CELESTIA TO TALK ABOUT THIS, YOUNG LADY?!"
 * Noon: "Catch me first, No-go! (Teleports off laughing as off camera another teleport sound was heard, likely having recovered Crabapplejack!)"
 * Novo was growling intensely!
 * Bully Pie appeared just outside.
 * Bully Pie: ".... Since I can't really cuss, there goes my freaking riff material. I need another way to mess with these freaking yaks. (Sees that not too far, a sleeping Snow Serpent was seen).... A giant ice snake?.... Oh Bully, you evil genius you. (Zooms up to Snow Serpent and puts a saddle on it) YIPPIE-KAI-YAY, SNAKE BOY?!"
 * The Snow Serpent woke in surprise and started to screech in trying to get Bully Pie off of it, as it slithers straight into Yakyakistan and crashed through the door, rampaging as the Yaks freaked out!
 * Rutherford and Yakbrain both came out and saw this!
 * Rutherford: "WHAT PINK PONY DOING WITH SNOW SERPENT?!"
 * Yakbrain was in a paniced stated and hid away!
 * Yakbrain: "CLEARLY HAVING LOST HER MIND?!"
 * Bully Pie: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAA, HOWDY HOWDY HOWDY?! (The Screeching Snow Serpent crashes through Yak huts and ruined bits and pieces of their culture! Young Yaks screamed in terror as they barely get squashed by the banging tail of the Snow Serpent!) RODEO CHAMPION, RIGHT HERE?! (The Snow Serpent flings Bully Pie out of Yakyakistan as she shouted, then the Snow Serpent sense fear and looked at the paniced young yaks)
 * The Snow Serpent roared as the young Yaks ran away, as the adults charged in and began to do battle with the Serpent!
 * Rutherford: "..... BROTHER YAKBRAIN?! GO FIND PINK PONY AND TELL HER SHE NO HONORARY YAK ANYMORE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Would it not make more sense if I ask WHY Pinkie desided to play rodeo with a Snow Serpent?!"
 * Rutherford: "..... Do that too. BUT IF SHE NO GIVE GOOD REASON, THEN SHE NO HONORARY YAK NO MORE?!"
 * Yakbrain: "Okay okay, fine! I'll go seek Miss Pie out!"
 * Bully Pie's head was seen stuck in the snow as Yakbrain had already ran into her.
 * Yakbrain: "..... Miss Pie? MISS PIE?!"
 * Bully Pie pulled her head out gasping!
 * Bully Pie: "OH CELESTIA, THAT ICE MAN?!"
 * Yakbrain: ".... Miss Pie, I know you have a rather intense history of going mental, BUT DOING RODEO TRICKS ON TOP OF A SNOW SERPENT?! I figured that even without your friends that you knew better then that! You were lucky that beast couldn't sense your fear with it's fear sensing pits and-"
 * Bully Pie: "AW, BUG OFF, BROTHERFORD?!"
 * Yakbrain got a surprised face as he dropped his jaw.....
 * Yakbrain: ".... MISS PIE?! I THOUGHT YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE AGAINST INSULTING PEOPLE LIKE THAT?!"
 * Bully Pie: "Well shows you on how much you know, Braini-Yak!"
 * Bully Pie ran off laughing!
 * Yakbrain: "I WILL HAVE TO DISCUSS THIS WITH MISS SPARKLE, YOU KNOW?! SHE WILL BE MOST UNDELIGHTED?!"
 * Lady Hoarder appeared on it's grounds.
 * Lady Hoarder looked at a sign that read "Dragon Hoarding Caves, just west of the nesting grounds"......
 * Lady Hoarder made a deviously cartoonish chackle in already picturing that wealth and follows the signs direction!
 * Hoarder: This will be dazzling! (She ran in and Hallelujah choirs played as she found an entire hoard of treasure)... Must... Have... TREASURE!!!! (Snatches it all cartoonishly and ends up dragging it in a giant bag as it was noticed by Ember and Dragoflas)...
 * Ember:... Rarity, do I even wanna know what choas-indused drugs you're on to think THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?! You're lucky that Basil warned me about your weakness for material wealth so I would half-expect this!
 * Hoarder: NO! BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF YOUR ALICORN GODS DARN BUSINESS!!!
 * Dragoflas: You're stealing our entire treasury. That's ENTIRELY our business. This seems... Unlike the Element of Generosity to do this. I mean, granted, you did gave ol' Basil some trouble about this awhile back, but, I kinda figured that part of you would die out at this point. Are you suffering a relapse in character Rares?
 * Hoarder: WELL I JUST RAN OUTTA JEWELS TO A WAVE OF FRESH CLIENTILE AND I NEEDED TO FREAKING RESTOCK, SO I GOT NO CHOICE!!! THEY'RE MINE!!!! MINE I SAYS!!!
 * Dragoflas:... You're not Rarity.
 * Ember: "Then your either an imposter, an evil clone, or just as much an evil twin sister of the real Rarity, or you were turned victim to a particularly doughey Draconequus.
 * Hoarder: Oh, aren't I the real Rarity? How's THIS look? (She exposes herself to them immapprobeately as they fainted)... Hah! Even works on that gross Spike! Never knew it worked on dragons. (She rolls away with the stolen jewel bag)
 * Vespa:... So... First date in a while, huh?
 * Pharynx: Totally. And of all days, on the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Especially with Thorax and Ann-Tena hitting it off.
 * Vespa: (Chuckles) They make adorable dancers.... NOW LET'S SEE HOW YOU DANCE, LOVER BOY!! (She dances with him as he blushes heavily)
 * ???: HEY, UGLY BUGS!!!! (Bitchershy came in)....
 * Thorax:... Fluttershy! Surprised you decided to come to the Crystal Cocoon Ball. Though, judging from that rather mean comment, I, take it your in a bad mood today? Was Angel being immensely difficult again?
 * Bitchershy: "Wouldn't you like to know, ANTLER BOY?!"
 * Thorax: ".... Oh dear. As if it wasn't bad enough that bronies get this wrong. They're suppose to be manables, Fluttershy."
 * Bitchershy: "Then why the junk aren't they in your mouth?"
 * Thorax: "Cause it would be hard to talk with them?"
 * Bitchershy: "Ya do realised that the fans are rather ticked off with you losers, right? People kinda liked you guys better when you were ugly and gross! But because Hasbro doesn't find black on good guys marketable, you've all been turned into rainbow puke stains! (The Changelings gasped hurt!)."
 * Pharynx: ".... Okay Broma, cut the crap! This is a new low even for you! (But saw that La Broma was seen spiking the punch).... Wait a minute..... If that's La Broma, then you- (Looks at Bitchershy)..... Tch, okay Chrysalis, what're you trying to pull here?! I mean, I can get behind trying to frame the Main 6 to be assholes, BUT YOU GO FOR THE MOST OBVIOUS ONE?! FLUTTERSHY BEING MEAN!? THAT'S EVEN WORSE THEN TRYING TO MAKE EVIL CLONES TO STEAL THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY?!"
 * Bitchershy: "Oh trust me, reindeer, I am 100% "Cute Little Fluttershy"! Cause if it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and SOUNDS like a duck, then it's a duck!"
 * Pharynx: "Okay, maybe Chrysalis is abit of a streach cause she usually drops the act after being called out, BUT MY INTUITION IS STILL BETTING ON YOU BEING AN IMPOSTER?! Your trying to imitate someone who couldn't even hurt a parasprite, much less act like a racist c**t who's nostaglic for the old forms!"
 * Bitchershy: "Bet ya can't say that in the Friendship School, shorty! (Pharynx started to get rageing) Because for the older brother, you seem awfully shorter then him!"
 * Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S THE KING?! ROYAL CHANGELINGS TEND TO BE TALLER THEN EVERYONE ELSE?! OKAY, IMPOSTER OR NOT, (Turns into an Assulter Beetle) I'M GONNA KICK THAT DAUNTY ASS OF YERS?!"
 * Bitchershy: "Catch me first, tough guy! (Zooms off as she laughs maniacly and disappears to Noon's magic!)"
 * Pharynx was raging out of control!
 * Thorax: "..... Oh dear."
 * It was another typically boring day for the Griffins of Griffinstone.
 * Gabby was seen hanging out with Gilda.
 * Gabby: "Gilda, I am so glad your visiting from the Lougers after a long stream of fighting weirdo bad buys to help talk about making Griffinstone a nicer place to be."
 * Gilda: "Well, I kinda have to. Since it's very unlikely we would ever see the Idol of Boreas ever again, I do need to work on making Griffinstone better then it is now."
 * Gabby: "Though did you have to bring him along? (Icky was seen playing a gambling game with two other griffins)."
 * Gilda: "(Sighs), He's abit of a gambler. He heard about how griffins liked gambling and want in on that s***."
 * Gabby: "Okay, if we're going to make Griffinstone nicer, we DO need to cut back on the cursing a bit."
 * Gilda: "Ya know Gabs, it's like your a pony trapped in a griffin's body."
 * Gabby: "Well, back to talking about getting Griffinstone up and running. Quite a cowinkydink that Greta was a building architect, right?"
 * Gilda: "That really surprised me when I found that out. She would so be a big help in sprucing up this dump."
 * The Ground and buildings began to shake as a russain tank repainted in Starlight's colors was arriving in Griffinstone, surprising them!
 * Icky was snapped out of his gambling streak and saw this.....
 * Gilda: "..... What the, f***?!"
 * Comi opened up the tank!
 * Comi: "(Finally without the accent) GLORY TO MY CUTIE-MARKLESS EMPIRE?!"
 * Icky: "Awwww, crap! Did Starlight have a relapse?! AND HOW THE F*** DID SHE GET A RUSSIAN TANK OUTSIDE OF MAGIC?!"
 * Gilda: "Okay, Starlight, I get that constintly working as a guidence counsler can get boring if you have nobody to, guide, BUT RELAPSING TO THIS CUTIE MARXISUM S***?! SERIOUSLY?!"
 * Comi: "Don't you see, comrade girffins!"
 * Gilda/Icky: "Comrade griffins?"
 * Comi: "AFTER HOURS OF TOILING TO GUIDE THE ISSUES OF SNOT-NOSE BRATS, (The Soviet National Anthem began to play), I REMEMBER MY TRUE CALLING OF MAKING A PERFECT CUTIE MARKLESS UTOPIA WHERE WE CAN ALL BE EQUIL AND WITHOUT A BUTT TATTOO TELLING US WHAT TO DO?! IT WAS THE VISION OF BEAK-BUCK TO HAVE THIS HAPPEN?! (A flag with an equil sign has appeared waving behind her) IT IS EQUESTRIA'S DESTENY TO HAVE THIS PERFECT WORLD?! AND I WILL SEE IT HAPPEN?!"
 * Gabby: ".... And, how is bringing a tank to Griffinstone gonna do it? We don't have cutie marks."
 * The music died down as the flag disappeared....
 * Comi: "..... Because...... I, need an army for me to control?"
 * Icky: ".... Ok, are you sure your actselly Starlight, and not some wanna-be wanting to follow the path the real deal long abandoned and/or a secret evil twin sister she NEVER TOLD ANYONE SHE HAD?!"
 * Comi: "Da, I'm positive!"
 * Gilda: "..... Since when do you speak russian/traditional impure hippogriff words, "Starlight"?"
 * Comi realised the mistake.....
 * Comi: "...... BE IN MY ARMY OR SUFFER!! (Aims the cannon at Gilda's and Icky's location!)"
 * Icky/Gilda: "OH, S*******************!! (The two and Gabby dodged as the cannon fired?!)"
 * Comi: "I WILL HAVE AN ARMY TO MAKE MY UTOPIA HAPPEN?!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "(Showing up) Not interested! That Cutie Mark Communisum s*** made the Impures look bad! And we already have our own controversey as it is with Goldstone's little stunt! You want an army? Go find something else!"
 * Stupid Griffin: "Like a magical mirror pool that let's you make clones of yourself?"
 * Comi: "..... BRILLIENT?! I'LL GO USE THAT INSTEAD?! (Takes the tank to leave Griffinstone)...."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "..... OKAY, WHO WAS THE MORON THAT GAVE HER THAT IDEA?!"
 * Stupid Griffin: "Sorry, Gruff."
 * Grandpa Gruff: "DAMN IT, RETARD TED?! ONCE AGAIN, YA SCREWED UP?! NOW, I HAVE TO FLY ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE SCHOOL, TO COMPLAIN TO SPARKLE, ABOUT HER CRAZED GUIDENCE COUNSLER, GOING BACK TO CUTIE MARK COMMUNISUM?! (Flew off angerly!)"
 * Icky: ".... Gilds, ya don't think something screwy is going on, did ya?"
 * Gilda: "I'm starting to think this is related to that Mean 6 episode we had been meaning to warn them about but got too distracted to do."
 * Icky: "Well now might be a damn good time to do so! (Brings out the transporter) We need to warn the Lougers ASAP!"
 * Icky and Gilda teleported away with the transporter.
 * Gabby: ".... (Sighs).... It is never a normal day with Gilda anymore."
 * Lazy Dash arrived to the Peryton Kingdom, lazily.
 * Lazy Dash: "Time to wreck s*** the best way I know how..... Not giving a major f***. (Roosts on top of a founder's statue to sleep, as it caused the statue to leane over and break in being made of fragile wood, as the statue crashed, shocking the Perytons)..... Eh, not my problem."
 * Prominade showed up!
 * Prominade: "HEY YOU GLORIFIVED RAINBOW FACTORY?! THAT WAS THE STATUE OF OUR NATION'S FOUNDER?! And of course I would know that, I'm Princess Prominade!"
 * Lazy Dash: "..... And I should give a f*** about it, why?"
 * King Evergreen showed up.
 * King Evergreen: "Miss Dash! That was a statue of our respected founder! Have you no shame?"
 * Lazy Dash: "If it's another way to say f***s, then no. I have none to give. Ugh, this is messing up my mellow, I'm f*****g out of here. (Leaves lazily, then disappears to Noon's magic)....."
 * King Evergreen: "(Sighs).... I am so going to give a strongly worded complain to Sparkle about this!"
 * Prominade: "Although she does smell like she was a tree or something that bathed in black juju for some weird reason."
 * King Evergreen: "Wait, you mean Dark Tree Magic? If so, then I need to confront Sparkle admidietly! Her friend could've been cursed! (Flies off!)...."
 * Prominade: "I could've gone with evil clone, but okay!"
 * Oaken Beard: (Dragging Neighsay and El Jackasso with vines while Bullshitton was dragged by an Ent)... Alright, we're here! You three have some serious explaining to do! (Knocks on Twilight's door.)"
 * Twilight opened it with Spike next to her and got surprised!
 * Twilight: "High Chancellor Oaken Beard? Neighsay?! And, the two weird misfit mercenary guys?"
 * El Jackasso: "It's EL JACKASSO AND BULLSHITON'A TO YOU!"
 * Twilight: "Sorry, too modest to say your actual names. Oaken Beard, what's going on? What are these three doing out of their confinement?"
 * Oaken Beard: "Miss Sparkle, I'm afraid that, if my calulations are correct, that you are about to be a victim of a suddenly sour reputation."
 * Twilight: ".... (Angrily) What, did, they, do?"
 * Applejack was heard screaming!
 * Twilight: "APPLEJACK?! (Twilight teleports off, as Oaken follows with the ent taking all three in tow!)"
 * Giant Crabs are seen destroying the apple trees as angry Sea Ponies ride on them!
 * Applejack: "WHY ARE YOU CRAZY SEA PONIES MESSING UP MY FAMILY'S FARM?!"
 * Maritime on a leading crab came up!
 * Maritime: "WELL HOW DO YOU THINK WE FELT ABOUT YOU POLLUTING OUR OCEAN WITH GARBAGE, OIL, AND RADOACTIVE MATERIALS?!"
 * Bikini: "(Showed up behind her) YEAH?! ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR?!"
 * Twilight appeared and saw the crab choas!
 * Spike: "WHOA!? LOOKS LIKE APPLEJACK HAS CRABS?! AND NO, THAT IS NOT MEANT TO BE A SEXUAL JOKE?!"
 * Twilight: "HAD MARITIME AND BIKINI GONE MAD?!"
 * Applejack: "TWILIGHT?! THEY ACCUSED ME OF POLLUIN' THE OCEAN?! I NEVER DID THAT?!"
 * Twilight: "DON'T WORRY APPLEJACK?! I'LL FIX THI- (Gets hit by the Pearl's magic and gets turned into a seagull)..... (Seagull squack!) WHAT THE?! (Looks to see a pissed off Novo) QUEEN NOVO?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
 * Queen Novo: "Oh I see, your trying to forget your transgressions of showing up on Mount Aris and insulting me and threaten to have the pearl consbinsated?!"
 * Twilight: "WHAT?! I DIDN'T DO THAT?!"
 * Queen Novo: "DON'T TRY TO ACCUSE ME, YOU DECEPTIVE OCTOPUS?! (Turns Twilight into an Octopus)...."
 * Twilight screamed as she inked!
 * Spike: "EWWWWW?! YOU INKED!?"
 * Twilight: "WELL EXCUSE MY COMTEMPORARY ANATOMY, SPIKE?! (Spike Grabs Twilight and flies away from Novo as she kept turning Twilight into random sea creatures!)"
 * Oaken Beard arrived too late with the captured trio!
 * Oaken Beard: ".... I was afraid of this. It already started! (Pinkie was heard screaming!) Oh dear! (Teleports off again with the captured trio!)"
 * Rutherford: "YAKS SMASH?! (He and other yaks began to ransack the place!)"
 * Pinkie: "RUTHERFORD?! STOP?! I THOUGH WE HAD IT GOOD?!"
 * Yakbrain: "I would personally stop them myself, miss Pie, but I am still scorned about you using my trigger word! Also, you commited the act of trying to pull rodeo stunts ON A SNOW SERPENT?! It only seems fair to get even!"
 * Pinkie: "I'M USUALLY THE ONE THAT BREAKS THE LAWS OF PHYICS EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF MY LIFE, AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EVEN TO ME!"
 * Oaken Beard appeared and saw the yaks ransacking the place.
 * Oaken Beard: "..... Neighsay, your infernal stragity has worked too well! Worse off, your not even in control of it!"
 * Neighsay: "Even with this hi-jacking, you cannot deny how effective my genius is."
 * Rarity was heard screaming!
 * Oaken teleported with the captured trio again!
 * Ember's Elite are seen ransacking the place as dresses get ripped and sewing machines go bust!
 * Rarity: "EMBER, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR SANITY?!"
 * Ember: "OH I LOST SOMETHING ALL RIGHT?! ALL OF THE DRAGONLAND'S HOARD?! THAT YOU STOLE IN TRYING TO COMBINSATE FOR MERCHINDISE?! I MEAN, I GET YOUR TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE, BUT THAT WAS STILL UNCALL! ALSO, NOT COOL FLAUNTING YOUR MAREHOOD AT US?!"
 * Rarity started to have a gasp attack!
 * Rarity: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ACCUSE ME OF SOMETHING SO, UNCOUTH?!"
 * Ember: "YA CALLING ME A LIAR?!"
 * Rarity: "I'M NOT SUGGESTING THAT AT ALL! IT'S JUST, MAYBE OU RAN INTO AN IMPOSTER?!"
 * Ember: "WELL I CAN'T EXACTLY KNOW THAT UNTIL THAT HOARD IS FOUND, NOW CAN I?!"
 * Oaken Beard arrived and saw the damage.....
 * Oaken Beard: ".... Those fiends worked faster then I could've hoped."
 * Fluttershy was quietly heard screaming!
 * El Jackasso: ".... Wow, even when it was loud enough to hear, that was still quiet- (A root grew up and grabbed the four as they slide across the area) WAAAAAAAAAAH!?"
 * Fluttershy was seen entrapped in all but head by Changeling goop, along with her animal friends.
 * Thorax: "..... Pharynx, don't you think this is, abit extreme?"
 * Pharynx: "Well I'll be more then happy to get her out of it, WHEN SHE APOLOGIESES FOR CRASHING OUR BALL?!"
 * Fluttershy: "(Wimpers) I don't even know what your angry at me for?! How can I apologiese?!"
 * Pharynx: "Oh, NOW YOUR GETTING INTO CHARACTER?! YA DIDN'T ACTED THIS FRAIL WHEN YOU BAD-MOUTHED OUR GOOD FORMS AND CALLED ME SHORT?!"
 * Thorax: "To be fair, I do kinda strangely outsize you, dispite being your little bro."
 * Pharynx: "THAT'S BECAUSE YOU BECAME A KING CHANGELING?! YOU OUTSIZE EVERYONE ELSE?!"
 * La Broma: "He sure does."
 * Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived.
 * Oaken Beard: ".... At least they were nice enough to not PHYSICALLY ruin her home."
 * Bullshiton: "But it does look gross now. (Starlight was heard screaming!)"
 * Oaken Beard: "Oh for heavens sake! (Makes the root move again!)"
 * Starlight found herself chased by the Impure Hippogriff enforcers!
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "MISS STARLIGHT, I SUGGEST YOU SURRENDER QUIETLY, OR THIS WILL ONLY GET WORSE?!"
 * Starlight: "WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME?!"
 * Admiral Claw-Hoof: "GRANDPA GRUFF REPORTED YOUR SEVRE RELAPSE TO US WHILE HE IS ON HIS WAY TO SEEK OUT PRINCESS SPARKLE?! NOW KINDLY SURRENDER YOURSELF, AND THE TANK, AND FORSAKE YOUR PLANS TO CLONE YOURSELF INTO AN ARMY, AND I'LL PROMISE THE KING WILL BE, RELITIVELY MERCIFUL?!"
 * Starlight: "THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE?! (Runs off as the enforcers chased her as Oaken Beard and the captured trio arrived)...."
 * Oaken Beard: "...... There's going to be another scream, is there?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY?!"
 * Oaken Beard: "I knew it. (Makes the root grow into the sky)."
 * Rainbow Dash was restrained by two Peryton guards as a Peryton General was seen.
 * Peryton General: "Sorry Miss Rainbow, but this for your own safety as well as all socity. We suspect that you might be under the enfluence of Dark Tree Magic."
 * Rainbow Dash: "DID YOUR KING AND QUEEN APPROVED OF THIS PRANK?!"
 * Peryton General: "It is no prank, but yes, the King and Queen did approved of it as they are seeking out Celestia to discuss a concern about you being a paient zero of a Dark Tree Magic corruption epidemic!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... IT FEELS LIKE YOUR PUNKING ME THOUGH?! YA CAN'T ACTSELLY BE SERIOUS?!"
 * Peryton General: "Men, have her ready for a tree-scan, just to be safe."
 * This was secretly watched by Oaken Beard.
 * Oaken Beard: "At least the Perytons were wise enough to expect Dark Tree Magic at play. Though they yet have the approbeate idea."
 * Neighsay: "Well good luck getting them all to listen to you, cause even if it was my doing, they would still be upset at your hoof in all this!"
 * Oaken Beard: "Actselly, (Points to the arriving Louger Van)..... I might not need to."
 * Neighsay: ".... Ohhh, poo. And worse off, I expected this too. And it's still worse that I did."
 * Giant Crabs are seen wreaking the apple trees!
 * Applejack: "TWILIGHT, I STILL WOULD LIKE YOUR HELP WITH THIS?!"
 * Twilight: "(Being turned into random sea creatures by Novo) SORRY APPLEJACK, I KINDA HAVE MY OWN ISSUES AT THE MOMENT?!"
 * Applejack: "SHOULD I GO GET HELP?!"
 * Spike: "GET EITHER THE LOUGERS OR THE STUDENTS TO CALM THEM DOWN, FOR STARTERS?!"
 * Applejack: NOT SURE HOW WELL THAT WILL DO!!!
 * Granny Smith: GET OFF MAH FARM!!!! (Takes out the same shotgun from Project Nosferatu as Applejack pinned her down)
 * Applejack: GRANNY, DON'T!!!!
 * Granny Smith: DON'T?!? THEY'RE DESTROYING OUR LIVELIHOODS, AND ACCUSIN' YOU OF POLLUTING!!!!
 * Applejack: I DON'T GET IT NEITHER, BUT DON'T ESCALATE IT WITH MURDER!!! THESE ARE SEAPONIES!!!
 * Granny Smith: WELL I DON'T APPRECIATE THIS BASELESS ACCUSATION OF MAH GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
 * Applejack: GRANNY, WE'RE GOING TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!
 * Maritime: Just stand down, Applejack!
 * Applejack: I SWEAR I DIDN'T POLLUTE YOUR HOME!!!
 * Maritime: ENOUGH LIES!!
 * Applejack: LIES?!? WHAT PART OF 'ELEMENT OF HONESTY' DON'T YOU BARNACLE HEADS UNDERSTAND?! WHAT PART OF THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE- (Maritime tail-slaps her) OW!
 * Maritime: SILENCE! (Applebloom bites Bikini and Big Mac stomps on Maritime's tail as they both Tom screamed)
 * The Applebloom quickly tied the two tails togather and entangle the two to eachother!
 * Applebloom: "And it'll stay like that until you get the seaponies to stop having their crabs wrecking our farm!"
 * Twilight: (Still being constantly transformed) OKAY, NOVO, I'M STILL AS UPSET ABOUT OUR ISSUES AS YOU ARE, BUT I WOULDN'T JUST DEMAND THE PEARL AND MAKE ANOTHER HAUNTING ISSUE!!!!
 * Novo:... You know... That's... Actually a good point. (She lowers the Pearl)... We don't need to escalate our issues any further. But why'd you even want to do that back in Harmonizing Heights?
 * Twilight: Don't you have empathic powers?
 * Novo: My daughter's better at that than me. She did say that your feelings were off.
 * Twilight: And?...
 * Novo:...... (Sighs) Might've been an imposter.
 * Twilight:... Ugh! Neighsay!
 * Novo: "Aw son of a barnicle, is that cretin behind this!"
 * Twilight: "I'll explain in good time! Right now, I need to help my other friends if their screams are anything to go by! The least you can do is A, change me back to normal, and B, Get Maritime and Bikini to calm the crab rider armada to calm down!"
 * Novo: "May as well, since you snapped me out of this tirade first! (Turns Twilight back to normal as Twilight zooms off, as Novo goes to contend with the Sea Ponies' rampage)"
 * The Yaks are still ransacking the place as the cakes are hiding this out!
 * Pinkie was starting to lose her cool!
 * Pinkie: "OKAY, IF YOU YAKS WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! (Brings out a Party Nuke) I'M READY FOR IT TO GO PARTY NUCLEAR?! Minus any actual nuclear though."
 * Yakbrain: "WAIT WAIT WAIT, MISS PIE, ISN'T THAT ABIT EXTREM-"
 * The Shop blows up in an exploudion of confetti as Twilight and Spike arrived.
 * Spike: "That, looked like Pinkie's party nuke."
 * Pinkie Pie, all Yaks, and the cakes are covered in confetti......
 * Yakbrain: "(Coughs)..... So many, colored paper....."
 * Pinkie: ".... Now, is any yak wanting to explain, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!"
 * Yakbrain: "WELL I ALREADY HAD ADDRESSED THAT YOU RODEO RIDDEN A SNOW SERPENT INTO YAKYAKISTAN AND ENDANGERED OUR YOUNG?! YOU ALSO INSULTED ME WITH MY WORSE TRIGGER WORD?!"
 * Pinkie: "I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN TO YAKYAKISTAN?!"
 * Yakbrain: Yes you have! Remember you and your friends' visit AND when you helped fix our avalanche problem? HAVE YOU GOTTEN A CASE OF AMNESIA?!
 * Pinkie: "I MEANT RECENTLY?! I COULDN'T'VE SAID THAT PROPERLY BECAUSE I'M SO FRUSTRATED OF BEING ACCUSED OF WRECKING YOUR HOME WITH A SNOW SERPENT!!! (Sees Twilight) TWILIGHT, CAN YOU VOUCH FOR ME?!"
 * Twilight: Everyyak! What happened to your home was not Pinkie's fault. Apparently it's Neighsay.
 * Pinkie: (Sighs) Oh, of course!
 * Yakbrain: THAT jackhole?!
 * Twilight: Yes. That Jackhole. (As Oaken Beard showed up) Or rather, THIS jackhole! (He and his minions were seen tied up with vines)... Just come with us to the Castle with the Lodgers, the other leaders, and students and they'll explain everything!
 * Yakbrain:... Very well. But it better be good.
 * Rarity: NONONONONO, DON'T TAKE MY JEWELS!!! I'M SURE WE'LL GET YOURS BACK!!!!!
 * Ember: "THEN ADMIT YOUR A THIEF AND-"
 * Spike came in!
 * Spike: "EMBER WAIT! THERE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING!"
 * Arm-Mor: ".... Does it involve Neighsay?"
 * Spike: "Eeeeyup."
 * Ember: "..... (Deadpan) Figures. I kinda thought Rarity acted too cartoonishly greedy to be true."
 * Spike: "Just follow me to Twilight's castle, and everything well be explained."
 * Fluttershy was crying a waterfall of tears as the Changelings wore raincoats.....
 * Pharynx: "..... Okay, I'm convinced. This is NOT the pony that crashed our party."
 * Thorax: "Oh now it comes through to you?"
 * Pharynx: "Aw ya know how I get when people crack short jokes?!"
 * Spike arrived!
 * Spike: "Let me guess, you think Fluttershy did something bad to you guys too?"
 * Thorax: "We're not the only ones then?"
 * Spike: "Wow, that Neighsay dude worked scareingly quick."
 * Pharynx: "DAHHHHH, THAT ASSHOLE AGAIN?!"
 * Spike: "Everything will be explained in Twilight's castle."
 * Starlight was still being chased by the enforcers!
 * Claw-Hoof: "RESISTING ARREST IS OF NO TRUE HELP?!"
 * Starlight: I'M RESISTING ARREST BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
 * Claw-Hoof: AND YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO PROVE IT TO THE JUDGE?!?
 * Starlight: BECAUSE YOU'RE BOUND TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELVES!!!! I'M DONE BEING A CUTIE MARK COMI!!!!
 * Claw-Hoof: JUST GET OVER HE- (She teleports away)... (He did this)
 * (Starlight): I'M GONNA!!
 * ???: ADMIRAL CLAW-HOOF! (Twilight came in with the others)... In my map room please. We must talk....
 * Rainbow Dash: (As she was flying away from the Peryton guard) GET AWAY FROM ME!!! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YA!!! IT WAS THE ONE-HOOFED PONY!!!!
 * Peryton General: ".... REMIND ME AGAIN, HOW DID SHE ESCAPE YOU TWO?!"
 * As the General wasn't paying attention trying to ready a magic scann, Rainbow Dash brought out some flash-lights that froze the two guards in place, as Rainbow was able to break free and zoomed off!
 * Peryton General: "..... And yet people say Equestrian guards are very incompident."
 * Rainbow Dash: "YOU DOPES AREN'T GONNA CATCH ME?!
 * ???: OH, THIS OUGHTA BE GOOD!!!
 * Rainbow Dash:... OH, HELL NO!! THAT CAN'T BE- (A Peryton pinned her down and beat her up) GODDAMN IT, PEAK DUST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SENT TO THERAPY!!!!
 * Peak Dust: Yeah, but I'm not picking fights anymore, now am I? I've been waiting for this for a long time, however! To send your gay ass straight to the Mount Borges Dungeon!
 * Peryton General: "Tecnecally, Peck Dust, we only want to ready her for a magic scan for Dark Tree Magic...."
 * Peak Dust: ".... STILL A GOOD EXCUSE TO GET EVEN WITH YOU, RAINBOW CRASH?!"
 * Peryton Guard 1: "Yeesh Miss Rainbow, do you and Peck have a history or something?"
 * Peak Dust: THAT'S PEAK TO YOU, OLD STAG!!!
 * Peryton Guard 2: "Hey give us a break, kid, it's an easy name to get wrong!"
 * Rainbow Dash: I met him and ended up picking a fight with him during a friendship mission on Mount Borges with Fluttershy. The fight got him sent to probation and therapy.
 * Peryton Guard 1:... That explains a lot, then.
 * Rainbow Dash: NOW LISTEN TO ME!!! I'M NOT SOME DUMB CARELESS BITCH WHO'D DESTROY YOUR PRECIOUS ICONIC STATUE!!
 * Peak Dust: Tell it to the judge, f****t!
 * Rainbow Dash: I'M NOT GAY!!!
 * Peak Dust: Take a joke, biotch!
 * Peryton General: "Again, we are taking her to be scanned! It's not an arrest-"
 * ???: HAAAAALT!!! (Twilight and the others came)...
 * Twilight:... Everydeer? Can we talk?
 * Rainbow Dash:... You're telling me that photographer was just Chrysalis who made clones of us out of trees... IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR CAMPING TRIP?!?
 * Starlight:... Well, THAT explains a lot! Which means I owe it to Applejack to give camping another chance.
 * Fluttershy: "Oh this will be a LONG and difficult story to explain to those cute animals."
 * Icky: "We'll cross that bridge when we get to it, Flutters."
 * Applejack: And why didn't you tell us this sooner?
 * Icky: Blame our workload as a hero team! Villains, have a bad habit, of not believing in vacation time!
 * Daylight/Sandbar: OH, GREAT!! MORE EVIL CLONES!! AS IF (WE/THEY) WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH!! JINX!
 * Lord Shen: Yes. I can guess that they're coming back because of trying to avoid a trial from the infamous Judge Mentdayos if Nefarious learns about this.
 * Iago: Mentos what now?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, back when I was still with them, I learned about this incident in the 50s where two super villain brothers ended up ripping eachother off with their own plans that lead to a particularly harsh villain war that lead to forced and violent hero intervention that lead to villain legal laws being boring, one of which is the villain plan copyright law that has made the said act heavily punishable. And Judge Mentdayos is one of the infamous prosecutors of that law.
 * Pain: Sadly, it's true.
 * Savio: Indeed.
 * Lord Shen: Mentdayos is a magic automaton who can give the worst punishments imaginable.
 * Spike:... A magic... Robot?... That's so cool.
 * Tulio: Okay, since when were villains supposed to give a f*** about laws or rules?
 * Lord Shen: They're basically their own democracy at this point. They make their own rules.
 * Tulio:... No argument here.
 * Starlight:... Well, if Chrysalis got all their hair and pictures for the spell, then why didn't she make a clone of me in the first place? She got some from me, right?
 * Lord Shen: And why would she make a clone of someone she blames for no longer being queen? Also, your not exactly an element barer, so, it would've also been pointless.
 * Starlight: ".... Oh."
 * Lord Shen: Fortunate her plan failed since the Tree was smart enough to recognize the real things and made the imposters harmless wood again.
 * Skipper: And Cobra and Chrysalis are bound to be in trouble since both her and Nefarious' plans were too similar. Even down to the opposite behavior and betrayal.
 * Private: So what? Do we let them get punished?
 * Lord Shen: "Normally, Villain-Legal affairs are things they stay out off, but the problem is, if Nefarious finds out that Cobra and Chrysalis are trying to cheat out of the lawsuit, Nefarious will end up bringing Judge Mentdayos into Equestria! And keep in mind that his name is a play on "Judgement Day!". Judge Mentdayos has a bad hapit of being very apocaliptic whenever he enters or leaves a world. If Nefarious were to bring Judge Mentdayos to Equestria, it would be a catalysmic event! Also, those clones will become a problem of their own right when that Clone Twilight ineditably gets the jump on Mang and Chrysalis! And thanks to a stupid griffin that reveiled that mirror cloning pool, now an evil Starlight clone is going to make clones of herself to make an army! And if the evil Twilight clone gets a full grip of that walking exaggeration of what bronies think Starlight was like, there'll be NO stopping those dopplegangers!"
 * Kolwalski: "ESPEICALLY SINCE THE CLONE STARLIGHT HAS A RUSSIAN TANK?!"
 * Skipper: "No kidding. The commies don't mess around with their toys. Their tanks mean business."
 * Fluttershy: So what do we do?
 * Sandy: We need to get this solved WITHOUT getting Mentdayos involved. And that means, Nefarious must NEVER know.
 * Lord Shen: As for Cobra and Chrysalis, we're going to deal with them AND their clones.
 * Moonbow: Oh goodness yes, because there's no room for TWO duplicates in this world.
 * Fairweather: I for one will not allow these additional evil clones do anymore damage than ever, especially since they did the first thing any evil clone would do, framing the real people for what they did.
 * Rarity: Indeed! Nobody messes with us like that!
 * ???: DAMN, THEY FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY!!! ****** ****** ************** *****!!!
 * Pinkie:... Is that... NOT ME?!
 * Applejack: Well yeah, you never swear.
 * Giggle: HI, EVIL PINKIE, YOU READY TO HAVE YOUR FANNY KICKED?!
 * ???: That's BULLY PIE to you! (The clones send magic holograms to the room)
 * Crabapplejack: Howdy, my favorite friends.
 * Applesauce: Aw come on, even I wasn't THAT cheap with my lies!
 * Noon: Hello again, Twilight Sparkle!
 * Novo: Did you seriously think framing these ponies was going to work forever?
 * Noon: OF COURSE NOT, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!! Our masters only had that set up so we can lure you into our trap.
 * Many of the Heroes: TRAP?!?
 * Noon: (Whistles as the heroes were surrounded by clones of the Mean Six)... You thought Comi was the only one to know about the Mirror Pool? Bully Pie and I figured it would come in handy. We ARE you by technicality.
 * Pinkie: UGH, CURSE YOU EVIL MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
 * Bully Pie: IT'S BULLY PIE YOU STUPID PILE OF HORSES***!
 * Rainbow Dash: Nobody gives a f***!
 * Lazy Dash: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Again, nobody gives a f***! (Lazy Dash growled as they fought against the clones)
 * Icky: ".... This is gonna be one of those days."
 * Rarity: (The Hoarder clones exposed themselves again seducing much of the heroes including Spike before attacking) UGH! HOW SHAMEFUL!!
 * Rainbow Dash: (The Lazy Dash clones start overpowering the heroes) UGH, NO FIGHTING DIRTY!!
 * Applejack: LOOK OUT!! (The Crabapplejack clones crushed the heroes with their brute strength)
 * Fluttershy: ...Uhhhh- (The Bitchershy clones used the Stare on her as it caused her to faint)
 * Pinkie: I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW!! (Bully Pie clones began lighting up the battlefield with their own lethal party props)
 * Twilight: THEY'RE TOO POWERFUL- (The Noon clones used their overpowering magic to finish off the heroes)
 * Starlight: UGH!!! SEEMS CHRYSALIS AND COBRA CHOSE BETTER FORCES THIS TIME!! (She casts a shield around the heroes)...
 * Yakbrain: THESE CLONES ARE TOO TOUGH!!! WE NEED TO RETREAT!! (They teleport to the entrance to find more clones waiting for them)
 * Iago:... SUCK, MY, BALLS, OFF!!!
 * Shrek: This is going to be more annoying than Donkey.
 * Donkey: "HEY?!"
 * Icky: "Twilight, these are clones from the mirror pool, right? Can't ya just do the same to them like ya did with the Pinkie Clone Jamboree!?"
 * Noon: Of course she could. Buuuuut, the clones ARE pouring out fast. You'd never be able to get rid of all of them.
 * Twilight: Wanna bet? (Burst the spell and eliminates all the clones)... It worked. (More clones teleported in)
 * Noon: We are legion! For we are-
 * Rainbow Dash: A pain in my ass!
 * Noon: We can do this all day.
 * Bully Pie: HELLS YEAH WE CAN!! (The extra clones attack)
 * Boss Wolf: "IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE CLONES?!"
 * Icky: "UGGHHHH! Even the Star Wars Interpretation of that title would groan at that!" (The clones started to overpower and defeat the heroes as the only ones able to stand a chance were the Markless Six who rescued the Young Seven just in time as they faked their death by taking a fatal magic blast from dozens of Noons)
 * Twilight: NOOOO!!!!
 * Novo: NIECE!!!
 * Yakbrain/Rutherford: "YONA?!"
 * Thorax: "OCELLUS?!"
 * Pharynx: "DRONE 19?!..... A.K.A. GASTER?!"
 * Maritime: "SHORE?! SANDBAR?!"
 * Ember: "QUARTZ?! SMOLDER?!"
 * Evergreen: "DAUGHTER?!"
 * Grandpa Gruff: "GALLUS!?"
 * Patrick: "PATRICK?!"
 * Donkey: "DONKEY?!"
 * Pinkie: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT?!"
 * B.O.B.: "LOUD NOISES?!" (The heroes were getting knocked out one-by-one)
 * Sparx: (In slow-motion) NOOOOOOOOO!!! (He got knocked out)
 * Max: (The heroes were restrained) Beaten by an army of meaner versons of tecnicolored horses meant to sell toys to little girls... How humiliating.
 * Noon Original: "Oh, believe me, heroes..... You haven't seen TRUE humiliation yet?!" (The heroes were taken away as it's revealed that the students and clone six were still alive)......
 * Silverstream:... That... Was too close.
 * Fairweather:... We're doomed.

Chapter 4: The Markless Six to the Rescue
Chrysalis' and Cobra's hidy hole. Students' location. A trek across everfree later. A trek later. Barkrot sang this as eventually she is joined back-up singing angered faced trees.
 * Cobra: "(Saw that unfold)...... Okay, now this is getting out of hand! The whole point of this plan wasn't to win entirely, but just make the plan more original then it was so Nefarious can't get Judge Mentdayos involved!"
 * Chrysalis: ".... Isn't it ironic that when we try to win, we lose, and when we try not to win, the oppisite happens? What, does the universe like to f*** with us or something?"
 * Cobra: "Point is, I think we can agree that the clones outlived their purpose."
 * ???: "I figured as much. (The Starlight Tank appeared at pointed it's cannon at the duo, as Comi and Noon were on it)..... We're just so you get out of legal obligations. You didn't meant for us to win, did you?"
 * Cobra: "I KNEW YOU WEREN'T SO EASILY CONTROLED?! And judging by that the Starlight clone has asided with you, I guess you managed to regain control of the others? And to be fair, even if we did, usually the Lougers Deus Ex Machina their way out of situations! This would only not occur if they- (Realises)..... Weren't meant to be what the plot desires to win the day..... Ohhhhhh."
 * Chrysalis: "Awww crap, this is another Interracial Six episode, isn't it? In where THEY get to be the ones to save the day?"
 * Noon: "Well, too bad, they seem to went ka-boom."
 * Cobra: "Keyword SEEM! That doesn't mean you actselly did it! Those brats survived against a Fear Wars monster and a psyco ostrich, at this point a clone army isn't really much anymore!"
 * Noon: "Ya know what else isn't much anymore? YOU TWO?! (Trap the two in magic) How does it feel to have the sword in the other hoof?"
 * Cobra: "Ya know, hooves tecnecally can't really hold things in non-Equestria worlds, and- (Gets zapped unconsciously with Chrysalis)....."
 * Noon: "..... Man that was satisfying."
 * Gallus: "Ughhhhh..... We barely got out of there by the skin of our teeth..... (Shows burnt tail) And our tails."
 * Moonbow: "Okay, that clone stuff was getting a bit much now. We need to turn the originals back into logs!"
 * Daylight: "And risk this happening all over again? No. We need to purify those clones beyond being clones. And given that they're based on wood, I would recimend Ponyents, Ents with Pony features."
 * Applesauce: "That doesn't sound like it's easier to do it then saying it."
 * Daylight: "That's why we'll need Oaken Beard's help. He's the only one with serious power over them."
 * Skyceria: "You do realise we need to save him first before we can even GO that far, right?"
 * Sandbar: "Yeah, and that would mean going through that army of bad vibes again."
 * Smolder: "And it's bad if it looked like even the Uniter was having a s*** time with them! And she was the same babe that epicly wasted Segrego!"
 * Giggle: "The plot giveth, the plot takesth away."
 * Gaster: "Ya know gang? I see this as a take two of proving to the athority figures that we're not helpless without them. If we can pin down the original clones and save the adults, they'll finally see that we can handle ourselves."
 * Shore: "Well, at least this time it doesn't have the risk of the adults being mad at us for disobeying the rules."
 * Silverstream: "But it's now replaced by threat of annihilation."
 * Gaster: "No problem. We just need to get all the clone clones to wind-up back into the magic pool. Though, we're obviously gonna need to find another shorce of magic fire-power."
 * Daylight: "Ya do realise you have a purifived clone of Twilight, right?"
 * Gaster: "Well, not even the real deal was able to handle them, so, you might not be enough. We need firepower of something even the newer clone Twilight wouldn't prepare for."
 * Yona: "Yakhalla?"
 * Gaster: "That be too obvious as I expect the clones would charge after the school next!"
 * Skyceria: "Gaia Everfree?"
 * Gaster: "Too hard to locate."
 * Sandbar: "Starswirl the Bearded?"
 * Gaster: "Guy's been absint since that play you did."
 * Shore: "The filly with the really long horn?"
 * Gaster: "Child endangerment much?"
 * Ocellus: "That Mystic Pools guy?"
 * Gaster: "Too long a hike."
 * Smolder: "Torch?"
 * Gaster: "Retired and too easily noticeable."
 * Quartz: "Flurry Heart?"
 * Gaster: "Ya seriously think Candence and Shining would let A BABY battle an army of evil clones of her aunt and friends? Don't be crazy!"
 * Silverstream: "Princess Celestia and Luna?"
 * Gaster: "Too dangerious for Equestria's soverinty!"
 * Gallus: ".... Sunburst?"
 * Gaster: "..... Perfect."
 * Gallus: "What?! Sure, the guy's good at what he does, but he's a magic school drop-out and a socially awkword twat?!"
 * Gaster: "But the clones wouldn't expect that, now would they?"
 * Gallus: The clone Starlight would. Twilight couldn't even beat Starlight in raw power. What makes you think he might?
 * Ocellus: Plus the clones can actually be smart enough to have all of them if the heroes getting their butts handed to them is any indication.
 * Moonbow: Uuuuugh, those fiends thought of everything!!
 * Applesauce: No duh! They're the Mane Seven, just evil.... (Sighs)... What're we going to do?
 * Gaster: "Ugh, and all this, was because Mang didn't want to have a courtdate with an over-kill judge super villain."
 * Sandbar: "To be fair, I heard about what happened to this one dude named "The Copyright Pirate", who was netourious of violating that law.... He, was not treated fairly by that guy."
 * Gaster: "Well if even that's f****d in the ass, then what do you wimps suggest, huh?"
 * Daylight: Well even we had trouble dealing with all those clones. If we're going to beat them and cut their access to the Mirror Pool, we need to be stronger. And...... I fear that means... We have to go back to our evil selves again.
 * Sandbar: "(Shocked face) WHAT?! Don't we have enough evilised clones as it is?! What if you guys ended up joining them instead?!"
 * Daylight: Know that I speak for Darklight when I say I'd never join ponies like them. She'd just say 'Why would I ever align with p***y wannabes?' Trust me, I used to be, quite a narisist. Like them, they'd want to take everything. That should be enough. Once we defeat them, we'll want to steal everything. THAT'S when we need to revert back.
 * Shore:... Worst, idea, ever.
 * Yona: "And it goes against everything we learned in the school!"
 * Daylight: Guys, they almost killed us. The only way to match them is to... Match them. Fight evil with evil.
 * Gaster: Still crazy!!
 * Moonbow: Well if you have any other ideas, we'd like to hear them.
 * Gaster: ".... Crap Baskits....."
 * Skyceria: ".... I think, I know someone who has the power to restore that darkside, and would also be our magic powerhouse against the clones.... We'll have to seek out Barkrot."
 * Quartz: "Barkrot?"
 * Skyceria: "Basicly, she's most likely the witch that gave Chrysalis the ability to make those clones to begin with. The likely catalist to all of this to begin with. If anyone can help clean up this mess, is the one that lead to the mess being made in the first place."
 * Gallus: "OH, SURE?! ASK THE DARK TREE WITCH THAT GAVE CHRYSALIS THE ABILITY TO MAKE THIS S*** HAPPEN TO BEGIN WITH?! If those clones were anything to go by, she's likely no better?!"
 * Skyceria: "Well it's not like any light magic user would be willing to darkify Daylight and friends, now would they?!"
 * Gaster: ".... I don't like saying it, but, that witch is kinda our best shot now. Where's the bitch hiding?"
 * Skyceria: "Since her exile, she hid away in the Black Bubble Swamp, a far northwest part of Everfree Forest."
 * Gallus: "BLACK BUBBLE SWAMP?! A PLACE INFESTED WITH BLACK MOLD TOADS, BLACK FUNGUS SHROOMS, BLACK CRAGADILES, AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE?! THAT FUCKING SWAMP'S SO INFAMOUS, IT'S ACTSELLY ILLEGAL TO GO THERE?!"
 * Gaster: "Would you rather welcome your new Clone Overlords then?"
 * Gallus: ".... AWWWW, DAMMIT?!"
 * Smolder: "Well, who's up for a field trip then?"
 * The group walked off, as they were unknowingly watched by a black-skinned Python with deep red eyes.
 * The group made it to the Black Bubble Swamp, as all matters of unsettling creatures watch from afar....
 * Gallus: "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE IT'S EVIL?!"
 * Gaster: "Oh what, were you expecting something named "Black Bubble Swamp" to smell like Candyland?"
 * Ocellus: "I'm curious, why is it called "Black Bubble Swa- (Sees the Black Water with Bubbles popping).... Oh."
 * Skyceria: "It's not just for the obvious feature of black bubbles. It's been said that the reason this water is so black, is because it's actually dark mud from the River of Styx in Tartarus being leaked out because of small cracks."
 * Gallus: "So basicly, it's a litteral swamp, FROM HELL?! NICE?! THAT'S ONE HELL OF AN OVERSIGHT FOR THE ALICORNS TO MISS WHEN THERE WAS STILL A LOT OF THEM?! NOW WE HAVE TO F*****G DEAL WITH THIS?!"
 * Sandbar: "So, no go on touching the water then?"
 * Skyceria: "Most assuringly! Unpleasent things tend to happen to those that drink or even touch this water!"
 * Giggle: "(Was seen in flouties and pool stuff).... Awww, nuts. I was just looking forword to swim!"
 * Moonbow: "Ya really have no sense of surviveal, do you Gigs?"
 * The Group went on as something was seen swimming beneath the dark waters.
 * Gaster: "So, in case any of you are nervious wrecks, then don't worry about Black Moadies and Craggers. We changelings fight off freaks like them all the time around the hive, since our colony's surrounded by s****y swamps and what not. I can beat up even the biggest Cragger with all four legs tied up like a pretzel."
 * Shore: "It's highly likely the Black Mold Toads and the Cragadiles here would be vastly unlike what you encountered, (A serpentine tail grabbed Shore by the tailfin) And- (Gets pulled up by a long serpentine tail, as four grisly Disney Hydra-like heads reared up hissing and hungry).... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK?!?!"
 * Sandbar: "(They turned and saw that!) SHORE?!"
 * Smolder: "HOLY S***, IT'S A HELLDRA?!"
 * Ocellus: "HELLDRA?!"
 * Smolder: "BASICLY TARTARUS' OWN BREED OF HYDRA?!"
 * Silverstream: "But they're suppose to be native to Tartarus only!"
 * Gaster: "Well look at that, Sky. Your right. That water IS HELL WATER?!"
 * Skyceria: "The Helldra must've ended up here because of the cracks."
 * Gallus: "OR WAS LIKELY BEHIND WHY THIS GUNK'S HERE?!"
 * The Helldra roared as it fling Shore right into the air, as she screamed as she was about to fall into one of the mouths of the 4 heads!
 * Ocellus paniced and turned into an Equestrian Bullfrog and leaped up and saved Shore, surprising the Helldra as Ocellus landed on a giant corrupted lilypad!
 * Shore: "..... (Sees that she's in the mouth of Ocellus as a Bullfrog).... Ocellus?"
 * Ocellus: "(Muffled) Sorry for the inconvinence of you being in my mouth, but I paniced under stress."
 * The Helldra roared angerly of being robbed of it's meal as it turned to move after Ocellus and Shore!
 * Shore: "EEEEK?! (Hugs the equilly scared Ocellus in panic!)"
 * Gaster: "DAMN IT, BRIGHT EYES?! (Turns into a Cragadile) DID YA HAVE TO BE SO STUPID?! (Chomps down on the Helldra's tail to stop it's advance as the Helldra roared in pain and looked at Gaster in anger?!) (Gaster spat the tail out and turned into a Gloomwing) COME AND GET ME, HELLHEADS?! (Flies around the Helldra, annoying it)!"
 * Silverstream: "Come on! While the Helldra's distracted! We need to rescue Shore and Ocellus!"
 * Yona: YONA SMASH!!! (Headbutts right into a dead tree, causing it to crash righ next to Shore and Ocellus, as Ocellus spat out Shore who started to use the tree bridge as Ocellus turned into a D&D Garbug that snapped at the Helldra from any direction)
 * Sandbar: (He bucks down more trees to pin it down)
 * Gallus: (He was able to slice the Helldra's heads).... BLACH?! EVEN THE BLOOD IS BLACK?! YUCK?!
 * Smolder: (She and Quartz blasted fire at it's head stumps preventing them from growing back)
 * Moonbow: (She and Applesauce buried the heads away from the body, and effectively slain the Helldra)......
 * Garbug Ocellus:... That was insane.
 * Gloomwing Gaster: "That, could perhaps be why it was illegal to come here. (Shore grabbed Sandbar in a long hug).... Let's get moving. A fresh kill is likely gonna attract alot of predators."
 * The group get moving, as the same snake looked at them and slithered on, following them.
 * Gallus: ".... Nobody, is going to believe, that we managed to waste a Helldra."
 * Silversteam: "We helped in defeating a fear wars monster and a wings-hating vengeful ostrich from another world.... I don't think saying we managed to slay a hydra breed from Tartarus, is that much of a streach anymore."
 * An old hut was seen resting on top of a small cliff-face as the group arrived.
 * The flight capable members that grabed the flight incapable ones and flew right at the top, seeing the hut, and noticing alot of dark magic materials seen around the area, even a brewing cauldron.
 * Gallus: ".... Roomy."
 * ???: "Your lucky I had been expecting company, children."
 * The black-red eyed python arrived as it slithered into the hut, as a grey Peryton wearing a long black cloak came out with a bitter expression as the Python rested on her, looking at the students with her one good eye left, as the other eye has been redded out to where there is no iris or pupel. This, is assumingly Barkrot.
 * Barkrot: "I would've deemed this interuption of my alone time rude."
 * Gaster: "Look lady, we don't want any trouble from you, we-"
 * Barkrot: "(Groans frustraightedly), Let me guess! Because I had agreed to teach that idiot bug horse that old school palor trick that you ASSUMED I'm evil?"
 * Gallus: "Well, Chrysalis is kinda a nasty-ass bitch, so-"
 * Barkrot: "Children, just because I got involved in the darker side of magic, doesn't mean I'm AUTOMATICLY evil! I only turned to this magic because.... I'm of a broken heart. I, was once a celebrated healer amongst my people, but it was never enough for Father. He wanted me to become a great and powerful sorceress! I saw Dark Tree Magic as a chance for this, but..... In summoning my familer as a test, I ended up with a periment redded out eye, in that I now see what my familier sees.... I named my snake Darkvine, by the way. (Darkvine hissed softly).... He said hello."
 * Ocellus: ".... So, why, help Chrysalis?"
 * Barkrot: "Because that cockaroach promised me she would have those failed exspeariments return me back to normal so I can summon and unsummon Darkvine at will, so I can have my life back.... Never counted on the bug to be so, incompident with them. A million ways she can atthive her revenge and she tries to go after the Elements?! She never realised that the Tree of Harmony could sense the difference between what is real and what is not?! Ughhh, this what I get for trusting people."
 * Smolder: "Lady, you just made the mistake of trusting Chrysalis."
 * Gaster: "Trust me. She was a piece of s*** to my people too. That don't mean you should just give up on people."
 * Barkrot: "I ALREADY HAD?!..... And she was my last shot..... People, exiled me for a mistake...... Now..... I have no reason to ever want friends, ever again...."
 * Music was heard.
 * Silverstream: ".... Miss Barkrot, there has to be someone you still cared for."
 * Barkrot: ".... There, was one..... But that old horse given up on me!"
 * Gallus: "...... He wouldn't've happened to be named, "Oaken Beard", would he?"
 * Barkrot was surprised by this!
 * Barkrot: "..... How did you learn of that name?! He's not exactly a famous pony!"
 * Quartz: "Well, you see, those clones you made, kinda came back, and-"
 * Barkrot: "So that's what you were yammering about! Your words were muddled in Darkvine's vision."
 * Gallus: "Yyyeeeeeaaaaaaah, not a very good spy if the details are muddied?"
 * Barkrot: "At least he let's me know what's going on at all.... Tell me, young ones..... What exactly happened since that idiot bug's screw up?"
 * Moonbow: Long story short, Chrysalis' otherworldly friends brought them back and hijacked a mean disbanned education group former leader's plan to avoid getting sued for ripping off the same plan that created me and the rest of the ponies here without cutie marks. Now our friends have been captured and we need to rescue them.
 * Barkrot: Hmm. Very troubling. How'd they manage that? I'd figured the Main 7, never mind Old Oak, would be too powerful for mere copies.
 * Giggle: Well, it's just that, they had help... You familiar with the Mirror Pool?
 * Barkrot:... Ugh, of course. These failed exspeariments made a clone army of themselves. Clones of clones. Not a promising prospect for Equestria.
 * Daylight: Is there any way to cut off the pool?
 * Barkrot: Well you should know that the Mirror Pool isn't the only one. There are hundreds of them.
 * Giggle:... Really? My technical mommy said that her Nana came across it.
 * Barkrot: She likely didn't find the same pool. The pools were actually a creation of Prince Gasconade, the Alicorn god of ego, selfishness, vanity, narcissism, pride, and boasting. He created the Mirror Pool to duplicate himself so 'the world could revolve around him' and he got exiled inside the pools themselves as punishment. The pools were assumed destroyed. Not sure how they still exist now.
 * Giggle: In other words, in case the Mirror Pool gets it's own canon origin.
 * Skyceria: And you think those clones know about this?
 * Barkrot: Possibly. If you want to cut their access to the pools, you have to swim to the source in the pools themselves and meet Gasconade himself.
 * Silverstream: Well, is there a poem for that? We could end up with duplicates trying to swim for him.
 * Barkrot: Sadly, that information has been destroyed. The Alicorn Gods didn't want to risk freeing that vain idiot so he can just do it all over again. My best guess is to find out, you need to seek the soul of his sister, the Alicorn goddess of wine, fruitfulness, parties, etc., Princess Gleea.
 * Giggle: THERE'S AN ALICORN GODDESS OF PARTIES?!?
 * Daylight: There's an Alicorn god of everything, Giggle. That's kind of the point of being a god.
 * Gallus: Chy'yeah! Unless there's a god of gods, I don't see how that wouldn't be the case.
 * Barkrot: Gleea's soul can be found in a land of festivity on the borders of Equestria. You should talk to one Cheese Sandwich. He's actually there.
 * Applesauce:... Why?
 * Barkrot: If it's anything like the one you call Pinkie Pie, you can either not question it or assume the obvious.
 * Daylight: "Well, we'll seek that out soon enough. For now, I would like to ask for help on two things: To help us combat the clones, and, to restore our former evil selves to have a better chance at the other clones, so we can defeat them and turn them into Ponyents so they can't be brought back again."
 * Barkrot: ".... You sure you want to risk such a dark prospect? What if you end up befriending the failed exspeariments to beging with?"
 * Gallus: "Daylight insisted her evil self would be too high and mighty for your clones, lady."
 * Barkrot: "Fair enough, but even then.... I'm not sure if Oaken would appresiate my aide, not after everything...."
 * Gaster: ".... Look..... I get that it's likely you two had some bad falling out. But, if it helps, I can bet that the old coot only gave ya s*** at the time, because he was worried about you. And how could he not? One of your eyes' is red as f***! And he certainly wouldn't want you to hang out here where there's black hell water and Helldras around, assuming the one we fought isn't a one time thing, never mind the other freaky creatures of this dump of a swamp."
 * Barkrot: "Ugh, alchourse that old coot wouldn't, he's too compassionate about my well being, even when I can handle myself."
 * Skyceria: "Well, that doesn't mean you don't deserve a better home then this. I'm sure when we rescue Twilight and friends, they'll help you find that home."
 * Barkrot: "(Sighs dejected). Your likely gonna be persistent about this, so how's about we skip the back and forth and just say I'll go along with it, okay?"
 * Giggle: "Why, you're a little grumpy?"
 * Barkrot: "I'm a bittered middle-aged peryton female dark tree magic witch living an a tartarus damned swamp filled with mutanted monsters in due need of devine intervention. How can ANY sane person get a cheery disposition in this place?!"
 * Giggle:... No argument here.
 * Silverstream: You six DO know that I could reverse your reformation myself right? I can shift ailments back as much as I can nullify them.
 * Barkrot: "It's not that we doubt that darling, given what Pure Hippogriffs can do, it's just, I might be abit more effective at making them dark because, well, my magic's pretty dark. While given your innosence, your magic may be too pure to even get half of what they used to be back."
 * Silverstream: "(Sighs), I'd be offended, but she's right."
 * Moonbow: Well... I guess all six will majorly regret this. Bark? Do what you gotta do. (Barkrot cast a spell through tree trunks that suck out their true minds but only by half)...... (The six faint)
 * Quartz: Oh my gosh, that killed them!
 * The Cloned Six got up.
 * Gray Dash:... PHAH! Hardly! Y'all jokers must be CRAZY sending us in to deal with other evil clones.
 * Barkrot: I've only restored their evil selves by 50%. It should make controlling them easier. Both sides are now going to behave like a split personality.
 * Darklight: Split personality? Is this some kind of joke?
 * Meanie: No split personality will control us- (Spazzes out with wacky things happening and turns back into Giggle)
 * Giggle: (Giggles) I forgot how ridiculous I sounded. (Spazzes out back into Meanie)
 * Meanie: DYAH!! THE F***ATAUR?!
 * Daylight: Well I guess having dual personalities would indeed make this easy- (Spazzes out with a magic flux)
 * Darklight: IF YOU COULD KEEP YOURSELVES IN TACT THAT IS! (Cackles) (Spazzes back to normal)
 * Daylight:... Well... We're REALLY going to regret this.
 * Applejerk: (Farts heavily) AHHHH, IT IS HORRIBLE TO BE BACK!!! (Spazzes back to normal while farting)
 * Applesauce: Okay, one, easy on the gas! It's gross. Two, if you're just going to lie, then I'm going to do all the talking. (Spazz farts again)
 * Applejerk: "A GARRENTIED PROMISE, BETTER HALF?! (Fart-spazz back to normal)"
 * Applesauce: "..... I, am not sure I can accreately trust that statement."
 * Gray Dash: "Aw this gonna be a pain in the ass. (Spazzes with a mini sonic rainbow!)"
 * Moonbow: "It's no picnic for us either, uh, other me!"
 * Sandbar: ".... So, anyone's first time dealing with spazztastic clones?"
 * Skyceria: "Y, yes?"
 * Sandbar: ".... Welcome to Tartarus."
 * Shore:... Equestria's gonna blubbing die!
 * Gray: (After another Spazz out) Oh what, you don't have faith in us? You want us to pick a fight with ourselves litterally? Let's pick a fight! (This song played as they got ready)
 * Shore: "..... I am still not dreadfully sure about this."
 * Greedily: LET'S RIP SOME JEWELS OFF SOMEPONY'S ASCOT!!!! (A Ca-ching was heard as Greedly spazzed out!)
 * Antique: "Ugh, thank goodness this is a temporary arrangement."
 * Daylight: Tell me about it. (Spazzes)
 * Darklight: NOW LET'S ANNIHILATE SOME CLONES!! That.... ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT DIRECTED AT US?! (Spazzes)
 * Daylight: "(Sarcasticly) GREAT Save."

Chapter 5: Blocking Out The Mirror Pools
Unknown Location, A crazy party centrol city. Later, in a funny court room. The Funguin. Later... The Mirror Forest. Truth Mirror Tree's location. Karma Fairy World. Group's location.
 * Cheese Sandwich: (In his pasteur outfit)... Another party well done. Cheese Sandwich does it again. (His Cheese Sense acts up)... Odd... Doesn't feel like the definitive party- (The students flew in with Barkrot) HOLY MOZZERILLA?!
 * Gallus: Ugh! Is this the place?
 * Skyceria: Sure looks like it.
 * Gallus: Are you sure? You haven't exactly navigated the borderlands of Equestria.
 * Skyceria: And what do you suggest we do? Circle the damn lands until we find it?
 * Fairweather: Guys, we found Cheesy. Drop it please- (Spazzes with a 'Yay')
 * Cruelshy: -OR I WILL GO DIRTY APE ON YOU ALL, AND THEN EVERYONE ELSE HERE AS WELL, JUST TO PROVE A POINT!! (Spazzes)
 * Fairweather:..... I, felt dirty for saying that.
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Sheeee-oooot! You guys are the oddest bunch of misfits I ever see! Close second to the Lougers! They're WAY odder. I should know. So, INTRODUCTION SONG TIME?!"
 * Gallus: "(Musice started to play) NONONONONONONONONO WAIT-"
 * Gallus: MY EARHOLES ARE GOING TO BLEED FROM CHEESINESS!!!
 * Giggle: HE'S NOT MADE OF CHEESE- (Confetti spazz)
 * Meanie: HE MEANT CHEAP AND REDUNDANT, YOU F*****G WHORE!!! (Spazzes again!)
 * Cheese Sandwich: Yeesh, you kiss your mother with that mouth?
 * Giggle: (Giggles) I don't have a mother. I'm actually a clone of your friend and possible ship, Pinkie Pie.
 * Cheese:... I thought you look insidently famiilier. What brings you here?
 * Silverstream: We came here looking for the soul of Princess Gleea.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Ohhh? What a coinkydink. This town was talking about her. You delinquents want to join on the party I just maxed up?
 * Giggle: As fun as that sounds, no. We just need to ask about Gleea's brother so we can shut out one of his creations to stop more evil clones.
 * Cheese Sandwich:... You kids clearly get into a lot of trouble. I can tell.
 * Gaster: (As Cheese Sandwich) You have NO IDEA, punk! (Changes back) You wouldn't happen to guess any place where we can start looking by any chance?
 * Cheese Sandwich: What would I know about the queen of parties herself? This town is hardly touched upon, and it's the most festive place around.
 * Gaster: "..... This place, is basicly the party capital of Equestria, AND NO ONE KNOWS ABOUT IT?!"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Well, they're humble about what they do there, they don't like to brag."
 * Barkrot: ".... Hence why people have no understanding that the place exists."
 * Gaster: "..... Can you AT LEAST TAKE US TO THIS PLACE'S LEADER OR SOMETHING?!"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Ohhhhhh, you mean, the Clown Prince? The King of Fools Himself? He might have some ideas! He's parade should be here any sec- (Music was heard).... OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RIGHT, ON SHEDGULE?!"
 * Gallus: "ANOTHER SONG?! SERIOUSLY!?"
 * Gallus: "(Banging his head on the wall) WHAT IS WITH THE SONGS?!"
 * The Clown Prince: "(Laughs Crazily)! WHAT A PARTY!"
 * Smolder: "YO PRINCY?! (Everyone looks at the group)..... Uhhhh..... We, came to ask about something."
 * Silence.
 * Everyone just ran back inside their homes!
 * Smolder: "..... The fuck?"
 * The Clown Prince freaked out with an AWUUUUUUUUUGA?!
 * The Clown Prince: "SCARY PARTY POOPER MYTHICS?! (Runs off into his funhouse/bouncehouse palace!)....."
 * Smolder: ".... THE FUCK?!"
 * Cheese Sandwich: ".... Tssssss, ohhhhhh, yeeeaaaaah, I, had been meaning to warn ya..... It wasn't just humbleness that kept us from being better known.... We, ALSO, have an issue with a very grumpypants Prime Minister named...... Grumpypants McFrownyface, that.... Kinda made this place, abit, afraid of Mythics?"
 * Smolder: "..... THE FUUUUUUUUUUCK?!"
 * Gallus: "THAT WOULD'VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW ABOUT EARLIER, RETARD-"
 * Sirens were heard as a tiny clown police car was seen arriving as it stopped where the group are, as when the tiny door open, pony clown cops swarmed out in larger numbers then realisticly expected and pounced onto the group enmass!
 * A clown Baleef holding a cartoonishly long scroll: "All rise for Prime Minister Grumpypants McFrownyface."
 * The Prime Minister showed up, looking like Neighsay in a prime minister get up and an angry clown make-up.
 * Prime Minister Grumpypants: "(This video)"
 * Gallus: "(Grumpypants was unbareingly close) If the judge, backs up abit."
 * Grumpypants: "You bunch are guilty of being mythics in our fair city of Topsy Turvy Town."
 * Sandbar: "And why is that a crime, yo?"
 * Prime Minister Grumpypants: "Why is that a crime? WHY IS THAT A CRIME?! GUARDS, SHOW IT TO THEM?!"
 * Two wacky clown guards cartwheeled out and back in to show a statue of a giant cake....
 * Prime Minister Grumpypants: "..... THIS, WAS THE CROWN PRINCE'S FIRST BIRTHDAY CAKE WHEN HE WAS ONLY A BABY ON HIS FIRST BIRTHAVERSARY?! It was the most delcious cake in existence! We called it, The YUMYUMMY SUPRIME?!"
 * Gallus: "(Deadpan) Is this going where I think it's going?"
 * Prime Minister Grumpypants: "But then..... A GREAT, SAPPFIRE BLUE DRAGON, WITH HORNS IN SHAPE OF FORKS, A LONG SNOUT, AND BACK SKALES THE PIERE THE SKIES, CAME UNINVITED TO THE PARTY, AND ATE THE BABY PRINCE'S CAKE WHOLE, LAUGHED AT US AND CALLED US LOSERS SEEKING "POINTLESS PERSUITS", AND WORSE OF ALL.... HE MADE THE BABY PRINCE CRY?! (The People and staff of the court cried outloud drumaticly, as Gallus and the others, Gallus most of all, stared in utter disbelief!) SO, WE HAVE DECLAIRED, THAT MYTHICS, ARE NEVER WELCOMED TO OUR CITY, EVER AGAIN?!"
 * Gallus: "..... You people, seriously, started to hate non-ponies, BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE ATE A BIRTHDAY CAKE?! WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE, MAN-CHILDREN?! (The Audience groaned offended to that)..... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
 * Prime Minister Grumpypants: "..... THAT'S, IT?! 90000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 YEARS, IN THE FUNGUIN?!"
 * The Interracial Students/Barkrot/Cloned Six: ".... The what?"
 * A large playground room was seen as "Prisoners" are seen having the time of their lives, as some played in the ballpit, others crawled in tubes and slides, and others still are seen playing arcade games, using the trambline, waterslide, even a freaking roller coaster!
 * The Group stared surprise at this......
 * Shore: "..... I, was actselly thinking this was gonna be bad."
 * Barkrot: "Well don't start liking this place, because obviously a mad man is taking advantage of these poor fools' bad exspearience with this one dragon who ate their cake and called them names. He's clearly a tyrant who needs to be stopped before he continues to malmitulate the poor prince and others."
 * Gallus: "Ugh, looks like we have to anyway, because we got snapdab into the middle of this place's problem. First order of business. Smolder, any idea who the cake eater dragon is?"
 * Smolder: "Ughhh, That's old Forkhorn. He's a netourious asshole who likes to crash big parties. He's a wild dragon. He's been like this cause he was never invited to parties."
 * Skyceria: "Awww, that's so sad. The poor guy only wanted to be included."
 * Gallus: "Okay, now 2! Know where he lives?"
 * Quartz: "Well obviously it has to be near this crazy town! A lone cave, or a nearby mountain."
 * Gallus: "And now the last order of business..... How, the freck, do we get out of here?"
 * Barkrot: "Well they didn't exactly arrested that Cheese-headed buffoon, so, maybe he could be of help to us?"
 * Sandbar: "Then what am I doing here?"
 * Barkrot: ".... Likely, because your assusiated with us. They ignored Cheese because perhaps, he's a celeberty here and that they'll pardon him from the law?"
 * Yona: "What DON'T famous people get away with?"
 * Sandbar: You know we have a right mind to report this hate crime to-... DAMN, THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE!!!
 * Smolder: Man, f*** this place! (Prisoners gasped) Yeah! I cussed! Deal with it.
 * Prisoner 1: "... She said mean words..... ASSULT HER WITH CAKE?! (The Prisoners began to throw pasteries at Smolder)"
 * Smolder: "STOP BLAH, GIVING ME BLAH, CAKE?!"
 * Prisoner 2: "HE SAID "ASSUL.T", NOT GIVE CAKE?!"
 * The Group get smothered with cake and pasteries as it ended up being too much!
 * The Pastery Assult ends.
 * Prisoner 3: "Had enough?"
 * Gallus: "... Pff! Well.... This might kill my interest in Pinkie's cupcakes for some time."
 * Smolder: ".... Okay, fine! No more curse words, okay?!"
 * Prisoner 3: "That's better. (The Prisoners go back to having fun in the funduin.)"
 * Shore: "..... All we wanted was to learn about Princess Gleea....."
 * Gallus: "Well ya know what? Let's forget about that and get out of here?! We'll just have to wing it on shutting down the pools by ourselves!"
 * Barkrot: "Are you honestly this willing to forake this knowledge because of this town's troubles?"
 * Gaster: "Why not?! Even the convicts here assulted us with pasteries for cussing?! And we were just THROWN here, for not being ponies, and/or because some of us were assusiated with non-ponies! We're just gonna have to make do without that poem?!"
 * Barkrot sighed....
 * Barkrot: "Very well. But I can't promise that combating the pools without this poem is no less different then cutting off your nose to spite your face. You are willing to sacrivice an easier time to combat your foes, in favor of not putting up with this place's childish antics."
 * Gallus: "Hey, we may be quitters, but we're practical!"
 * Barkrot: "Then I won't stop you. Now we need to work on escaping this city."
 * Gray Dash: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!? NO WAY WE'RE WASTING THIS QUEST BECAUSE OF SOME OUT-OF-NOWHERE RACISM!! I say we see how THEY like it!! Meanie?
 * Giggle: Nonono, no need to be so harsh- (She confetti spazzes)
 * Meanie: HELL YEAH!!! LET'S GIVE THEM PIES MADE OF MUD!!!! (Takes out a party cannon loaded with mud pies and fired it at everyone as Meanie laughed mockingly at their expense) (Spazzes)
 * Giggle: NOOO!!! I AM SO SORRY!!!
 * Pony Warden: YOU INSOLENT CHILDREN!!! HOW DARE YOU?!?
 * Gaster: Dude, it's just mud. Nothing a simple bath can't fix. It's not like some of the pies were actually made of-
 * Pony Warden: OH GOSH, THIS ISN'T MUD!!!!! But thankfully, not poop either. THIS IS BROWN-COLORED MASHED UP GARBAGE!!!! (Giggle spazzed and Meanie laughed mockingly, then Spazzed back!)
 * Gaster:... You can, still wash it out?
 * The Prisoners started crying!
 * Grumpypants and the Clown Prince appeared, shock!
 * Grumpypants: ".... YOU DEPLORABLE LITTLE BEASTS?! THE FUNGUIN'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU?! HOW'S ABOUT AN EXILE THEN?!"
 * Smolder: ".... Eh, I can live with it. At least I can fucking curse agai-"
 * Grumpypants: "AFTER ANOTHER ROUND OF PASTERY ASSULTRY?!"
 * Smolder: "D'OH?! (The group got assulted by pastries again!)"
 * The Group were fired from a large circus cannon!
 * Grumpypants' voice via intercom: "AND STAY OUT?!"
 * The group crashed right into a mud puddle.
 * Yona: ".... I, do not, get the appeal of mud for pigs like this."
 * Gallus:... WE TOLD YOU THAT BRINGING THOSE EVIL SELVES WAS A BAD IDEA!!!!
 * Meanie: Well we would NOT be denied our search for Gleea's soul.
 * Gray Dash: NOT HELPING THAT SCOOTALOO DRAGON HERE PISSED IN THE MOUTHS OF THEIR CHILD-FRIENDLY IMAGE BY SWEARING!!!
 * Smolder: OH, EXCUSE ME FOR BEING OFFENDED BY A RACIST PRICK!!!
 * Gaster: Okay, screw this! (Turns into a giant Chizpurfle) WE'RE GOING TO DO THIS MY WAY!!
 * Silverstream: GASTER, NO!! LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS AND LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE JOKE OF A TOWN ALONE!!
 * Gaster: Uhhh, you heard what Barkrot said. Only Gleea knows how to go into the Mirror Pools to meet her brother.
 * Yona: Ugh, we can always place giant rocks on the pools.
 * Gaster: WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CLONES OF THE MANE SIX WHO WOULDN'T BE PERTURBED BY BOULDERS, YOU DUMB YAK!!!!
 * Yona: DUMB YAK?!? (They all argued)
 * Barkrot: (Sighs)... ENOUGH?! (The Students stop)..... Perhaps I didn't exactly got to see that the town wasn't exactly in the best preferable shape of it's life, so, even more so, that I agree that we are out of luck on seeking out Gleea's soul. Perhaps we are better off resolving this without crippling the Pools. We have no choice anymore.
 * Skyceria got an idea....
 * Skyceria: ".... In fact.... Who saids we needed to disable the magic pools! Why not just fight clones, with clones? We can just clone the Clone Six and have a Clone War!"
 * Gaster: "(Changes back to normal).... See, that's not exactly a brilleint plan, but since looking for a stupid alicorn's soul is f***d in the ass, what choice do we seriously have?"
 * Barkrot: "Perhaps for the best. Gleea's brother was a self-absorbed prick, he probuly would've refused bluntingly in not wanting to "Ruin his own gift to Equestria" anyway."
 * ???: "What's going on here?"
 * Tempest and Grubber arrived.
 * Tempest: "What are Twilight's students and.... (Sees Barkrot).... A concerning looking person, doing all the way out here?"
 * Gallus: "Well spoiler alert, I wouldn't go into that town if I was you, not with the hedgehog, anyway."
 * Grubber: "Dude! Badger!"
 * Shore: "Because of a very mean dragon ruining a celebrated prince's first birthday, they don't like mythics very much."
 * Tempest: "(Sighs sadly), I was afraid of that. I was actselly on my way to do an ambassitor mission into that very town and convince them that I can capture the forked horn Dragon and make him face justice."
 * Gaster: "Well not helping that we half-darkifyed our clone friends and that Smoldy kept cussing like a sailer that they ended up hating us?! So we desided to say "F*** Stragity, let's have a clone war and use one of the magic cloning pools to fight clones with clones"!"
 * Tempest: "I see."
 * Grubber: Pheh, so you just turned that whole journey into filler? Wow, you guys suck eggs.
 * Tempest: (Sighs)... Well it's not enough to just make yourself an army, espeically ones as disorganised, (Looks at the Clone Six spazzing in and out of different personas).... As that. You just as much need to annex their impourent bases and places of troops to weaken them. And the element of surprise...."
 * Gallus: "..... Actselly, now that I think about it, they do think we're dead."
 * Tempest: "There you go. Utilise that stragity and make an army to match there's, if not be better. And strike while they are unprepared."
 * Barkrot: "And I believe I do know the location of another pool for our use. The Mirror Forest. Follow me, I know a shortcut."
 * Barkrot began to lead the group there, as Cheese Sandwich popped up from behind.
 * Cheese Sandwich: "HEY GUYS! WAIT FOR ME! (Charges along) I wanna help too!"
 * The group arrived in the Mirror Forest, where the trees are made of magic looking glass, there were magic fireflies and mirror-like water covering most of the ground.
 * Gallus: "..... Yup. It's a mirrored forest allright."
 * Barkrot: Funny thing, this was Gasconade's homeland. The water you see was used to make the pools. But it's also said to carry a curse where you get replaced with a more vain and beautiful version of yourselves if you're here too long.
 * Quartz:... Is the rumor true?
 * Barkrot: Fortunately not anymore. Mistmane dealt with it long ago. But another rumor says that the soul of Gasconade himself is residing here as a base among other pools, but it was recently proven a dud.
 * Silverstream: So you're taking us to the 'Master' Mirror Pool to get ourselves a clone army?
 * Barkrot: Indeed.
 * Ocellus: EEHHH... Crazy feeling of being watched again.
 * Gaster: "That could just be the freaking relfections, Bright Eyes."
 * Ocellus: ".... Oh. I feel better now."
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Ohhhh, hey there handsome! (Was looking at himself in one of the trees) You're LITTERALLY a tall drink of water!"
 * Giggle: (Giggles and looks at herself in a strange looking mirror tree) Look at me! (Spazzes)
 * Meanie: (Changes the look into being fat) I know. You're as plump as a plum. (Laughs)
 * Daylight: Guys. Stop goofing around. We need to find the Master Mirror Pool. (Spazzes out)
 * Darklight: "SO FOCUS, MORONS?! (Spazzes out)"
 * Daylight: "... That last bit, does not represent me."
 * Gallus: "We know, it's just your BRILLIENT idea to bring your darksides back at work, which ended up making us VERY hated to a community of party ponies?!"
 * Quartz: "Ya know guys, I know we given up on going after Gleea's soul, but, it would've at least been nice of us to find that Forkhorn guy and get him to apologiese. Maybe, that could cure their hatred for mythics?"
 * Smolder: "There's still that douche Prime Minister though. Long as he's in charge, even if we did that, he would still make those ponies hate us."
 * Tempest: "It probuly didn't helped that you vandelised their, "Fungeon", as it were. It's obvious that because of what Forkhorn did, they grown to become very protective of their things to the point of mental regression."
 * Grubber: "Basicly, you guys, ticked off a city of children."
 * Shore: "That, doesn't exactly surprise me. I feel sorry for them now."
 * Gaster: "Why feel sorry for those racist man-babies?"
 * Silverstream: "Ya know, it may not nessersarly be racism, at least, not a very serious one. It could be like how little fillies are afraid of boogeyponies. They were afraid that we were here to hurt their feelings and wreck their stuff. They just didn't wanted their fun ruin again."
 * Barkrot: "Well for now, we'll have to save amending that childish city for AFTER we save Equestria from a more intermediate concern. I believe Princess Sparkle and friends might be, better suited to resolve that problem then you bunch were."
 * Gallus: "Well that's the thing! That school is basicly training us to FIX places like that!"
 * Barkrot: ".... Then you clearly need more work if you gave up on them because you couldn't stomach their childishness."
 * Gaster: "WE COULDN'T HELP IT LADY?! THAT GRUMP-ASS PRIME MINISTER HAD US ARRESTED FOR BEING UN-PONIES, AND THEN STUPIDLY THREW US OUT FOR MESSING UP HIS BACKWORDS PRISON?!"
 * Barkrot: "But ask yourselves this:.... Would Sparkle and Friends have given up on that city because of it's condition being sevre and unpleasent?"
 * Silence.....
 * Gallus: "..... She kinda has us there, Gast."
 * Grubber: "That's what I told you. You guys DO need some fine-tuning."
 * Gaster: ".... Okay, so, maybe we DO need Sparkle's help with that wacked-out clown town, BUT WE STILL NEED TO HELP HER FIRST YA KNOW?!"
 * Barkrot: "Hence why we are here. Now, the best trick to find the Master Mirror Pool, is to find a Mirror Tree that speaks the truth."
 * Smolder: ".... Trees can't talk."
 * Quartz: "She meant as in the mirror would show the truth."
 * Barkrot: "Yes. It will reveil on what you can be on the inside and your true self. That tree, can also direct the location of The Master Mirror Pool. But be cautious of a Mirror Tree that shows what you would like to see, for it will decehive you and leave you away from the Master Mirror Pool, or often in a trap."
 * Yona: "So, basicly, a deceptive Mirror Tree?"
 * Barkrot: "Indeed."
 * Gallus: "Well that's not gonna be easy since all these damn mirror trees are exactly alike!"
 * Barkrot: There ARE noticeable differences. The mirrors have different displays of you. Whatever is displayed is like a puzzle.
 * Cheese Sandwich: So it's like a maze of mirrors?
 * Barkrot: Something like that.
 * Cheese Sandwich: Great! Because I rock at those!
 * Barkrot: "Just keep in mind of ONE, impourent, thing.... Glass Ponies."
 * Gallus: ".... Glass Ponies?"
 * Barkrot: "Think of them as an off-shoot of ponies of the Crystal Empire. They are slender and eleigant figures that are guardians of the Master Pool. They are capable of reflecting what you fear or what troubles you the most as a test to see if you are worthy to be around the pool."
 * Gaster: "Tch. Is that it? No problem, I'm part of a race that are professional shape-shifters, I'll be able to figure them out in no seconds flat."
 * Barkrot: "They process a magic shine that stupify you into believing them until you find the truthful Mirror Tree to expose their trick."
 * Gaster: "Aw peeshaaaww, your just over-hyping them."
 * ???: "YOU, F*****G, ASS!?"
 * Gaster gasped in surprise, and saw something that shocked him from a brief shine, his brothers.
 * Gaster: ".... Bu..... Bu...... Buster? Caster?"
 * Buster: "Oh, oh, YOU REMEMBER US NOW, HUH ASSHOLE?!"
 * Caster: "FYI, WE FELT THAT BLAST YA DID TO US?!"
 * Buster: "YA LEFT US TO DIE AFTER YA WASTED THE PETRIFIVED TAPEWORM STAFF OF THAT GROSS ELF DUDE?! NOT, COOL?!"
 * Gaster was getting scared out of his wits as he started crying!
 * Gaster: "I, I DIDN'T HAD A CHOICE!? YOU WERE PROCESS BY SOME NARLY FUNGUS AND TURNED ZOMBIES, I, I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY GONE?!"
 * Buster: "WELL GET READY FOR SOME BROTHERLY TOUGH-LOVE, (The duo turned into a Cementapede and a Landscape Crab), ASSHOLE?!"
 * Gaster screamed like a wimp and flew away, as his brothers chased after him!
 * Smolder: ".... Wait, but, weren't those two, dead?"
 * Gallus: "They were obviously the Glass Ponies Barkrot talked about, duh. So let's not stand around like idiots, we need to- (Got ambushed by an Armasti that starts to beat him up like the Hulk to Loki and started to smack him across the area) F**************************-"
 * Smolder: "THE F*** DID THAT ARMASTI CAME FROM?!"
 * Sandbar: "That thing that was a glass pony too, dudes, using Griffins naterol bad vibes with the Armasti as a weapon! We gotta-"
 * ???: "THERE YOU ARE?! (Vicegrip showed up holding a ruler)."
 * Vicegrip: "(Starts whacking it against her hoof) I never got to properly disapleane you for causing me distress in my tour?! It's time I do what your incompident parents can't do and correct you!"
 * Sandbar: "(Ends up believing it's actselly Vicegrip thanks to the shine)..... MISS VICEGRIP?! HOW DID YOU GET HERE SO QUICKLY?!"
 * Vicegrip: "Magic, you young fool."
 * Sandbar: "Oh right, yeah, dumb question. (Screams like a wimp and gets chased by Vicegrip weilding the ruler)."
 * Shore: "HEY?! YOU LEAVE MY SANDY ALON- (The Helldra rose from nowhere in front of Shore and roared at her!) EEEEEEEEEEEEEK?! (Slides away as the Helldra chased her!)"
 * Smolder: "OKAY, I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HAS TO BE A GLASS PONY, BECAUSE I SAW THAT HELLDRA GOT WASTED AND- (A ghostly squack was heard as she turned to see a charging forth Skull Vulture, as a shine from it made her believe it was real) AWWW F***, NOT YOU AGAIN?! I ALREADY WENT THROUGH MY MOLT, YA DON'T NEED TO CHASE ME ANYMORE, YOU CRAZED F***?! (Flies away chased by the Skull Vulture!)"
 * Quartz: "That, sounded like she had a rough exspearience with that particular Skull Vultur-"
 * ???: "SURPRISE?! (A figure slammed into Quartz and held her against a mirror tree)...."
 * The figure was reveiled to be Vemita.
 * Vemita: "Long time no see, Pony Cuddler!"
 * Quartz gasped as a shine made her believe it's actly Vemita!
 * Quartz: "Vemita, wait, this isn't a very good time!"
 * Vemita: "There is NEVER a bad time to f*** around with you, Quarty Dorky! (Starts beating up and smacking around Quartz!)"
 * Skyceria: "QUARTZ! (Tries to go rescue her, but the Winger appeared from nowhere and readied his chi-blades, as Skyceria ended up seeing the shine and ended up believing that's the real Winger) NO?! NOT YOU?! THE LOUGERS SAY YOU WERE GONE?! (Screams as she flew off, getting chased by the Winger!)"
 * Yona: "Wait, Skyceria, (Chases after Skyceria) It's okay, it's not the real Winger, it's a glass pony- (The Yakataur rose from the shadows laughing maniacly!) EEEK!? OH NO!? DON'T TELL ME THE EVIL TWILIGHT CLONE MANAGED TO HAVE BROUGHT BERKTRIDGE BACK AND MADE THE YAKOTAUR AGAIN?! YONA RETREAT?! (RUNS OFF AS THE YAKOTAUR CHASED HER)!"
 * Ocellus: "This is bad, this is bad, this bad- (An angry Chrysalis shows up behind Ocellus roaring angerly!) OH THAT IS REALLY BAD?! (Zooms off being chased by Chrysalis!)."
 * Silverstream: "Don't worry guys! I'll just need to find the Truthful Mirror Tree, and-"
 * ???: "Do you actselly need to bother, my dear? (A serpent-like Sea Pony showed up)..... Equestria and all nationalies are already lost."
 * Silverstream: "(Stared fearfully awestruck).... No, no! Not you! Not now?! This, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME, YOU MEAN SERPENT?!"
 * Seapony: "I can argue the same for you, wasting about in these land-lock row of glass trees! Just as useless as your aunt!"
 * Silverstream: "SHUT UP?! SHUT UP?! (Coils down as the Sea Pony began to degrade Silverstream and her family!)"
 * Daylight: "Oh no! Guys, we need to-"
 * ???: "YOUNG LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?!"
 * Nefarious swooped in on his jet boots!
 * Nefarious: "DADDY'S VERY ANGRY?!"
 * Daylight: "...... RUN!! (The Clone Six ran away like cowers and Nefarious flew after them!)"
 * Tempest: "Come on, Grubber, we need to-"
 * ???: "Tempy, (Tempest gets zapped into a mirror tree and crashed down, as the Storm King with his restored staff was seen) I'm hooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmme!"
 * Tempest: "(Got angry).... YOU?!"
 * Grubber: "WHAT THE?! I KNOW YOUR FAMILY WERE WORKING ON BRINGING YOU BACK, BUT DAMN THAT WAS QUICK?!"
 * The Storm King: "Did ya really think, I was THAT easily disposable?! Well look how wrong you are! (Entered a magic fight with Tempest!)"
 * Barkrot stood, unmoved by everyone's troubles with their problems.....
 * It looked as if Oaken Beard was back as well.....
 * Oaken Beard: ".... Barkrot..... You and I, have unfinished business....."
 * Barkrot: "...... I already know your not the real Oaken. He would show more concern for these troubled souls then contend with me. So no need for the charade, Glass Pony, and direct me to the Mirror Tree that speaks the truth so I can help them."
 * Oaken Beard: "Has that black magic made you mad? Then allow me to show my AUTHENTISTY!? (Enters a tree magic duel with Barkrot)!"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "...... Well, this got awfully intense, I need to break this up and-"
 * Crying was heard as Cheese Sandwich looked in fear, as he saw crying pony fillys having a crappy birthday!
 * Cheese Sandwich: "OH NO?! MY WORSE CONVINENTLY PLACED FEAR?! POOR ORPHAN FILLIES HAVING A BAD BIRTHDAY PARTY?! I, MUST, CHEER UP?! (Runs to their aide and began to give them a happier birthday and presents in the form recimendations to Equestria's best orphanages, as the poor filles still struggle with tears and crying) IT'S OKAY KIDDIES?! CHEESE SANDWICH IS HERE?!"
 * Barkrot: (After a long duel) ENOUGH OF THE FAÇADE! THAT GUISE ISN'T FOOLING ME!! (Continues fighting Oaken Beard)
 * Oaken Beard: This is not a mirage. I am the real O- (Barkrot used magic to make him reflect)... Oh, poo! (Rereats as Barkrot chased him)
 * Storm King: You'll pay for what you did to me! (Fires at Tempest as Grubber ran away comically and cartoonishly as Tempest just pushed him to a wall to shatter slightly)... Ow!
 * Grubber:... OH, DUH, OF COURSE IT'S A GODSDAMN GLASS PONY!!
 * Storm King: GRRRGH!!! OH, I'LL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS!!!
 * Grubber: (Scoffs and just harmonizes comically as the noise shattered him)...
 * Tempest:... That, should not, have worked.
 * Grubber: Well it did anyway.
 * The Glass began to put itself back togather as a beautiful slender and tall Glass Pony.
 * Glass Pony: "Okay, you two, I get you were only defending yourself, BUT THAT HURT?! I mean, don't people just seke out the Truth Mirror Tree like they used to anymore?! It's always shattering and breaking! Ugh, your lucky we are immortal as fuck, or that could've been murder!"
 * Tempest: "Can you just tell your friends to stop attacking us?"
 * Glass Pony: "Look, it's not "Attacking you" persay, (Sees the Armasti beating up Gallus)..... Though we do get abit rough. It's all only apart of your test to see if your worthy for the Master Pool. I mean, come on, it's nothing personal, really, it's just a job we're doing as the pool's guardians. No need to get mad."
 * Tempest: "Then at least show me to the truth mirror so I can help them out of these mindgames!"
 * Glass Pony: "Well, you pretty much forced your way into passing, so, why not? Also, I'm afraid that if I said no, ya'd hurt me or something."
 * Tempest: "(Sigh), Look, I'm sorry for hurting you, it's just, using the form of the Storm King, was abit much."
 * Glass Pony: "As I learned the hard way. Everypony, stand down! (They did as the other prechived threats turned into more Glass Ponies)... Show's over, take five. We've been found out."
 * Reflective Elder Glass Pony: "Yeah, as I already know when the Dark Tree Witch made me start to be more reflective."
 * Gallus: "(Dazed) If ya find any teeth laying around, they're mine. Blame the cyclopsic goat monster. (Faints)."
 * Glass Pony:.... Yeah, maybe we DO need to revaluate on how we do this test. Alright, come with us.
 * The Truth Mirror Tree was found, though it didn't looked too unitge from the other glass trees apart from being a gold-yellow hue.
 * Smolder: Wow. If only that's actselly gold and not just the glass being very yellow.
 * Barkrot looked at it and saw that the mirror showed that the Master Pool was south of them and only seen in the mirror...
 * Barkrot: ".... It's just south of us and under an invisability spell."
 * Gallus: Oh, wonderful. It's invisible. How do we find it then?
 * Sandbar: We can just bump into it. It's invisible, not intangible.
 * Gallus: Well I for one would not like to have my face smashed in looking for that stupid pool.
 * Silverstream: You do know that my ability to sense magic allows me to know when it's there. This ability has been allowing me to train in an ability to use magic vision so I can see it's presence anywhere.
 * Gallus: And exactly how good have you been getting at THAT?
 * Silverstream: Don't patronize me, Chicken-Name!
 * Gallus: WHY YOU LITTLE-
 * Barkrot: Both of you calm yourselves. We will find the Master Pool in time.
 * Moonbow: Time is kinda the thing we don't have much of.
 * Gallus: "Well why can't we just break off a piece of the Truth Mirror Tree and-"
 * Tempest: "The Glass Ponies advised against it. That would risk upsetting the Glass Dragon, which they said is very protective of these mirror trees."
 * Gallus: "....IT'S NEVER F*****G EASY?! (The scream echo made the glass trees shake a bit)"
 * Yona: "Careful! Glass is very sensitive to high volumes. Any higher a frequintcy and we might end up breaking the entire forest."
 * Sandbar: "And that would be bad in more ways beyond the Glass Dragon dude. Shards Vs. Skin? Not a good combo."
 * Gallus: Well then how the bock do we-
 * Silverstream: Guys? I have magic senses. I might as well use them.
 * Gallus: ".... Okay, fine."
 * Shore: "Gallus, are you still scorned about what happened in Topsy Turvy Town?"
 * Gallus: "More like it's that, AND THAT I HAD MY ASS KICKED BY A GLASS PONY THAT TOOK A FORM OF A DAMN ARMASTI?!"
 * Shore: "Ya didn't had to shout!"
 * Quartz: Yeah, remember that yelling is not a good idea here. And the last place we'd want to be is in shattering glass field.
 * Giggle: Uh-huh! So, let's go.
 * Silverstream: Southward to adventure!! (They go down south in the Glass Forest)
 * Daylight: So, how does your senses work exactly? We can see magic.
 * Silverstream: Yes, but it's actually just molecules charged with quantum energy, or at least that's what my scientist friend Pressure Shift says. He says my senses, as well as his since that's his signature magic ability, can help me see the invisible wavelengths of it like electromagnetism-
 * Gaster: English please?
 * Silverstream:..... Wha, wha..... OKAY WHAT PART OF THAT IS TOO HARD TO GRASP?!
 * Gaster: Wavelength and electromagnetism, duh. That litterally sounded like you were talking in Nerdinese.
 * Silverstream: NERDINESE?!... Wavelength is pretty goddamn self-explanatory! It's just like how long a wave on a beach lasts. AND electromagnetism is pretty easy to learn. You know what, if it's so hard to understand, why did you ask?
 * Darklight: I asked! THIS ASSHOLE IS JUST BEING AN UNHELPFUL ASSHOLE!! (Slaps him and she spazzes)
 * Daylight: Okay, we do NOT hit the other students- (Spazzes)
 * Darklight: Bitch, I do what I want.
 * Gaster: You know, your evil sides are really, really, REALLY, TESTING MY PATIENCE!!!
 * Silverstream: YOU test OURS all the time. So, because of your bad remark, I'm not explaining anymore, because I will not indigify this gift by dumbing it down because you don't like it when I speak "Nerdinese". Besides, we're short on time, and I'm a little uneasy after being tormented.
 * Gaster: WE ALL ARE!!
 * Barkrot: No yelling, remember?
 * Gaster: Aw, save it, Treebark! I'm sure it's nothing these glass cannons haven't been used to. I'm also sure that shattering trees aren't a onetime thing. If anything, this 'Glass Dragon' is a big whiner who's like a child that had his toys taken from him. Don't these trees grow back just like them? They're trees!
 * Barkrot: I wouldn't disrespect the dragon either-
 * Gaster: Oh don't pull THAT either. This isn't about that dragonling in a full-grown dragon's body. This is about the Master Pool and saving our friends.
 * Barkrot: Well we can't exactly find the Master Pool if we don't show it's guardians any respect, now can we, you little ruffian? And this Mirror Tree forest is more complicated then you unenlightently believe, you little-
 * Gaster: Why defend them?! They, MENTALLY, TORMENTED, US!!
 * Skyceria: They were just doing their job as guardians! Because I would imagine that a pool capable to make clones, would be very deceptable to being abused by undesireables! They only did what they did because they thought we had bad intentions like the Mean 6 clones!
 * Gaster: Well I couldn't care less since they made the mistake of crossing my tragedy line!
 * Gallus: "Hey, your the one that made it easy for them to bring your bros into this by letting it still be a THING with you! It's kinda like how Tempest still feels sour about Ol' Stormy or Barky's unresolved issues with Treebeard! We were probuly too easy for them!"
 * Gaster: That doesn't make what they did any less dickish! I hope their Glass Dragon grows up one of these days. Let's just find what we came here for, and get this over with.
 * Silverstream:... Well, I can see why you're here.
 * Gaster: Don't change the subject, birdbrain!
 * Silverstream: I just did, deal with it.
 * Gaster: NO! We're NOT wasting anymore time. Time is money, so let's find that stupid pool and go save our friends, NOW!!!! (Some of the trees cracked)
 * Silverstream:...... Fine! But only because we're in the wrong setting for an argument. I do not want to be disfigured by flying glass shards and devoured by a 'childish' dragon because of your buggy attitude.
 * Gaster: "THANK YOU?! (A figure was growing from the grown behind Gaster as everyone stared in shock and concern) That's all I am asking- (Notices the scared faces)..... What? (Growling was heard, as Gaster felt a very angry preasence, as he turned to look to see a Smaug-like dragon made of reflective glass, looking very pissed at Gaster as he stares at him with mirror-like eyes that reflect back Gaster's growing state of fear)...... (Squeaky) Mama."
 * Glass Dragon: "..... What was that about me being "Childish", boy?"
 * Gaster: "(Squeaky whine).... (Squeaky) So, big....."
 * Silverstream: "(Quietly) Well so much for Mr. Brave."
 * Glass Dragon: "And on top of that, YOU CAUSED MY HARD WORK TO CRACK?! YOU HAD ANY IDEA, HOW MANY EONS IT TOOK, TO MAKE THIS FOREST PERFECT?!"
 * Gaster squeak-whine coiling up!
 * Glass Dragon: "MANY, MANY, MANY EONS?! I have to collect alot of special magic rocks, subugate them to years of being turned into sand by a speical magical sea, then PAIN-STACKINGLY COLLECT THAT SAND, CAREFULLY AS POSSABLE SHAPE THEM INTO BEAUTIFUL MIRROR TREES, AND THEN USE MY GLASS FIRE TO COMPLETE THE PROGRESS AT LONG LAST?! IT TOOK ME, HALF OF THE LAST MILLENDIA, TO GET IT RIGHT?!"
 * Gaster: "(Squeak Whine) I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I take it back?!"
 * Glass Dragon: "APOLOGIES WON'T CUT IT?! For disrespecting my work, I will bestow apawn you, a curse?! A Curse, OF FINE CHINA?!"
 * Gaster: "(Squeaky Whine) Fine China?! Ya mean like, those stupidly fragle eastern lands plates?"
 * Glass Dragon: "Yes! From then on, (The Mirror Eyes turned magical), your flesh, your bones, or in your case, exoskeleton, your organs, and even your powers, will for now on, be made of Fine China! Fragle, weak, deceptable to damage, easy to destroy! You will be fragle as they come, can never afford interactivity, where even the ones you love would only serve to break you! The curse will last for life, until you learn to treat craftmenship, WITH THE RESPECT IT DESERVES, AS NOW YOU HAVE TO TREAT YOUR BODY WITH CARE AND RESPECT!? (Gaster began to feel his body become fine china) For failure to do so, will, be, fatal. (Fades back into the ground as the curse was completed)......"
 * Gaster: "(Gaster began to look at his body as plate sounds are heard).... What, happened?!"
 * Barkrot: "Ugh, perhaps I should've gave a more early warning that the Glass Dragon was infamous for casting curses into those that don't respect his hard work. His particular faverite, is turning people into walking fine china. Because nothing would garrentie respect and care into his Mirror Trees more, then making people have to treat their own cursed bodies with care as well."
 * Gaster: "..... (Grabs Barkrot Desperately) PLEASE?! FIX THIS?! CURE ME?! I CAN'T AFFORD AFFORD TO BE FRAGLE?! I'M THE STRONGEST OF THIS GROUP, YET ALSO WITH ANY BRAINS AROUND HERE?!"
 * Barkrot: "The Glass Dragon's magic level is beyond even my own. This is a curse you must remove yourself by learning respect."
 * Gaster: "..... AGGGAHH?! THAT WAS SO EVIL OF HIM?!"
 * Silverstream: "More like you hurted his feelings and not showed curticy to his work! He only did what he did to make you learn respect and care?!"
 * Gaster broke into crying as he curled up phathicly!
 * Shore: ".... Well, this made our journey, more difficult. How can we continue with Gaster this demoralised?"
 * Gallus: ".... Okay, whoever saids not it the last, has to carry him. NOT IT!"
 * Most others: "NOT IT?!"
 * Barkrot: "Not it."
 * Ocellus: "NOT IT-...... Shoot. Do I have to? I'm not exactly strong?"
 * Silverstream: "But you can turn into something big and carry him. Besides, it, might give you two some chance to bone."
 * Ocellus: "Ya know, since the Winger insodent, you seem particually interested in having me interact more with Gaster, even when he CLEARLY doesn't like me."
 * Silverstream: "Err, well.... I, just figured that, maybe he'll come to respect you more if you were the one to help him the best. I mean, look at him. (Gaster was seen crying in a fetal position).... He's, not exactly in an insulting mood anyway."
 * Ocellus: ".... Ugh, fine. (Turns into an Alicorn-Sized Roc and gently picks up Gaster). But you guys, owe me alot of Pinkie's cupcakes."
 * The group carried on.
 * Gaster was blabbing like a fool, incapable to talk.
 * Sandbar: "That, sounds like he might not be himself for, a good while."
 * Ocellus: Well if I know him, He's unlikely to apologise so easily and think that the way the Glass Dragon reacted, even if it is justifyed, only proved his point.
 * Barkrot: Well he's not turning back until he does so.
 * Silverstream: I doubt that. His whole idea is that he doesn't trust athority figures. I doubt he'll admit defeat to the Glass Dragon after what he's been through. Let's just find the Master Pool and go save our friends.
 * Sandbar: And how far are we from that?
 * Silverstream: "It's still a decent trek from here. We may have to do a good walk for awhile."
 * Gallus: "(Sarcasticly) Yaaay. More walking."
 * Shore: "No offence Gallus, I know you griffins aren't known to be cheery, but you could stand to at least have a more positive attatude."
 * Gallus: "Aw don't you start something you can't finish! We'd all had a rather sucky exspearience right now, so quit it, or you'll force me into shouting loud enough that the Glass Dragon would have to turn me into fine china too!"
 * Shore: "I'm just saying that your always so.... So negitive!"
 * Gallus: "Well let's see you try being a griffin that a lot of people tend to give dirty looks to thanks to a stupid international debt!"
 * Shore: "That has barely been a relivent event anymore."
 * Gallus: Not to the asshats that look at me dirty and call me a greedy birdy. Ugh, Goldstone HAD to do this to us!
 * Smolder: Hey, many races in Equestria are given dirty looks for one reason or another, don't think you've had it the roughest.
 * Giggle: (Sighs) I know what happened back there was tormenting, but can you just calm down and take deep breaths? (Spazzes)
 * Meanie: So I can punch your lungs mid-breath and listen to you wheeze like squeaky toys? (Sadistically giggles, but was cut short by another spazz)
 * Giggle: ".... Ignor that last part, that was just the bad me talking!"
 * Smolder: "Ahem! Like I was saying, dragons have it crappy too! There can still be people rather grudgemental on the fact that we dragons used to wreck shit all the time and kidnap princesses for lols and/or hoard treasure and stuff and get greed indused bigness! Heck, that wacky party town is clearly still upset with what Forkhorn did! At least people are only mad at griffins for something as mundane as a dept! We dragons have to put up with years of doughebagery on our claws!"
 * Shore: "Well why did you think Twilight buildt up the school?"
 * Grubber: "Because Storm King drumatised a fuck out of her and she didn't want that shit to happen again? Which, our bad for bringing him to Equestria, by the way."
 * Ocellus: "Well Gaster accused her of being egocentric."
 * Silverstream: "Because my aunt's behavior left a bad taste in her mouth?"
 * Gallus: "Because something something Hasbro Toys."
 * Shore: "(Sigh), (To Grubber) Barely, (To Ocellus) Gaster had agreed to drop that claim, (To Silverstream) Only Partically Accreate, (To Gallus) And there's already brony reviewers complaining about Hasbro's marketing practices, ya don't need to join.... It's because she realises that our communites needed to be more united togather then ever and not live in isolationisum. To bring more friendship in an incrisingly troubled world."
 * Gallus: "Oh come on, Equestria got attacked by what, a magical ape-saytr and an army of masked creatures and little miss emo and her dog?"
 * Grubber: "Badger!"
 * Tempest: "Make no mistake, Griffin. The world is far more broken than beyond Equestria's boarders. And not all of it was Storm King's fault, though he was a powerful syntom of it. There lands already in pitiful shape before the Storm Clan even assended, though their madness helped little."
 * Shore: "Thank you for backing me up on this, Tempest."
 * Tempest: I assure you that during my quest before joining the Storm King, I've seen multiple lands in ruined states, much not even related to the Storm Clan. They have reasons why they don't look at ponies genuinely.
 * Gallus: Because they're d***s that'd prefer leaving them to die?
 * Silverstream: Are you ever going to stop complaining about Aunt Novo's stunt?
 * Gallus: Never! She was racist, neglectful, irresponsible, ignorant, and willing to sacrifice another race for her own.
 * Silverstream: Racist?
 * Gallus: Uh, yeah! She used Twilight's stunt as an excuse to 'never allow surface dwellers into her kingdom', ignoring the fact that IT WAS HER FAULT FOR WASTING HER ENTIRE DEATH-DEFYING JOURNEY!!! Racist!
 * Silverstream: In her defense, she didn't know how much they had to go through and that wasn't her first mistake. She's had enough on her plate to deal with. She used to be mentored by Seaquestria's last ruler, is constantly bullied by a former general and ex-advisor, which a glass pony imitated by the way, and she lost her seapony boyfriend because of not taking action after the Storm King's attack. She had too many problems already to even bother with another. Admit it, would you want another problem stacked on top of multiple others?
 * Gallus:... No.
 * Silverstream: Then don't blame her for Twilight's hardships. All of that was the Storm King's fault.
 * Tempest: Exactly. He has destroyed friendships before. He considered friendship a liability. He never had a friend in his life. I have seen things worse than Twilight's friendship crisis in my day. I was very troubled as a filly and even before I lost my friends, I wanted to see the world in a grown mare's eyes.... I don't even know where I originally came from.
 * Applesauce:... Yer an orphan?
 * Tempest: Yes. I was rescued by seaponies after being found underwater unconscious and having a head concussion. I had amnesia, and couldn't remember how I wound up in the water, but the first thing I remember saying to myself was... I want to grow up.... It was a strange thing to say to myself.
 * Grubber: Sweet Gods, T, wherever you came from, it sounds like you were a war survivor.
 * Tempest: I WAS wearing armor and weapons, so it looked that way. I was a strange filly among the others for more brooding but cheerful behavior.
 * Antique: Oh, darling, that's awful.
 * Tempest: I know. Even today, I still don't know what to make of myself. I don't even know where I'm supposed to know. Hell, I don't even have a cutie mark. See? (Shows them her blank flank)
 * Daylight: Yikes!
 * Sandbar: Whoa! There's something you don't see every day.
 * Tempest: I never discovered a true purpose in life. I still wear this armor to cover up not just such rare shame, but the pain I lived through.
 * Quartz: Well I'm sure you will.
 * Giggle: Yeah. We don't have cutie marks either. We aren't even a year old yet.
 * Gallus: "Cause you guys were clones created by that crazed anti-biology cyborg from a popular video game francise about a alien-cat-thing."
 * Sandbar: "Actselly, he's suppose to be a rodent."
 * Gallus: "Then explain the ears, surfer dude?"
 * Sandbar: "Just a case of mistakeable identity, bro."
 * Moonbow: He's called a Lombax. They've been evacuated to another dimension since Ratchet was a baby because of some traitorous foster member of Electross' spieces.
 * Antique: Point BEING, we don't know what to make of ourselves yet. But we haven't been looking for it for years like you did.
 * Tempest: (Sighs) Well without knowing the truth behind this urge to grow up, I can't know where to start. I don't even know who my parents are.
 * Daylight: Well at least you won't have to do it alone. As a global friendship ambassador, you should earn yourself plenty of interracial friends.
 * Grubber: "Provided, if they're not too butthurt from Storm King and/or being in a pitiful excuse of a socity."
 * Tempest: Well a lot have been imbalanced since the Chaos Wars, including the ponies before Equestria was even founded. The loss of the Alicorn Gods left a heavy impact.
 * Gallus: Can we seriously stop with the needless exposition? We KINDA have a job to do.
 * Yona: It's a long way, we have to pass the time somehow.
 * Gallus: "Well excuse me I am trying to keep us from being distracted and how we might either miss or accsidently bump into the pool we needed to find! So let's- (He trips and slpashes into something invisable) (Surprised Squack!)"
 * Silverstream:...... Found it.
 * Gallus: (Gets up on the surface) Gee, thank you SOOOOOOOO much! NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE?!
 * Barkrot lifts Gallus up.
 * Barkrot: "Alright miss Daylight. Time for you and your compatriots to start making clones."
 * Daylight: ".... Okay girls, let's do it."
 * Giggle: "Just one thing.... How did that cloning poem go again?"
 * Daylight: Actually, I may have heard this from Twilight once. I think it was something like... "And into her own reflection she stared, yearning for one whose reflection she shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared at the prospect of being doubly mared." ...Why do I know that?
 * Gallus: "Cause like the real Twilight, your a smartass. Also, that peom? So Queer."
 * Yona: Ugh, why is everything 'queer' to you?
 * Gallus: Just working with what ponies give me. No offense.
 * Sandbar:... You know tagging 'no offense', doesn't exactly make it any less offensive.
 * Gallus: Well point is, it wasn't MEANT to be offensive! Let's just get multiple here.
 * Giggle: "YAAAAY!! (Recites the poem and brings out another Giggle, which spazzes quickly back and forth to Meanie and back). IT WORKED?!"
 * Barkrot: "To, a limited compasity. It appears the poor magic is making the spazz-outs more frequint due to the complexity of your duel personalities."
 * Daylight: That's a risk we'll have to take, Barkrot. So we got our Giggle Glee Candy clone, now for the rest of us. (The rest of the 6 recite the poem and bring out clones of each other)
 * The Clone six proceeded to repeat this process and started to make more clones.
 * Ocellus: I got an idea. We can clone ourselves too.
 * Gallus: And, WHY, the f***, would we do that?
 * Ocellus: Well we could use the classic 'attack of the clones that you can't tell apart' tactic.
 * Barkrot: Clever. The clones CAN die if the real thing does, and when you have an army of identical clones, that could be difficult.
 * Silverstream: "Isn't that alittle unehtical to use clones of ourselves as meat sheilds?"
 * Barkrot: "Don't worry. Should a clone, "Die", and the original is still living, it'll turn back into magic and go back into the pool. At best, it's like your making an army of mirrors or holographic copies of yourself. Besides, you can't really afford to hope that the clones of your clones would be all the evil clones would worry about. Best safe then to be sorry for over-thinking about ethics."
 * Gallus:... Well, hate to admit, but that's a good arguement. I guess we could use a little more tactics. (Looks at the pool)... Ugh, I can't believe I'm saying this queer stuff. And into his own reflection he stared, yearning for one whose reflection he shared, and solemnly sweared not to be scared, at the prospect of being doubly mared. (He holds his breath and walked into the pool and came out inverted meeting a clone)...
 * Gallus 2: Dude, you didn't need to hold your breath, you were only gonna be in there for like a micro-second.
 * Gallus: HOLY HYPERBOREAS, IT WORKED!!!
 * Gallus 2: As suppose you were expecting this to be out of order? But to be serious here, I wanna ask, why you didn't just find one of the other Mirror Pools rather than find the main one?
 * Gallus: We don't KNOW where the other Mirror Pools are!
 * Yona: My turn! (She recites the poem and brings out a clone of herself)... Did it work?
 * Yona 2: Ohhhh, shiny glassy forest. Hello, fellow Yak!
 * Yona: Uh, hi...?
 * Yona 2: (Sees the others) Why yak befriend other species?
 * Yona: (unimpressed)... You're kidding me, right?
 * Yona 2: "Yak no kid. Why yak with non-yaks? It no feel natrol."
 * Yona: "..... (Quietly) Ughh, this is SO why Uncle Yakbrain doesn't like that traditional yak speech. (Openly) Can you not be racist here?"
 * Yona 2: "Me no against racing."
 * Yona: ".... (Quietly) And now I understand why Uncle Yakbrain hates Yaks being idiots."
 * Silverstream: Well we can't send this clone to help. Unless... You acted stupid like the rest. I for one would be a good addition. (Recites the poem and duplicates herself)... Voilà!
 * Silverstream 2: Wow, I look prettier than I thought. Why am I still single?
 * Silverstream: Right back at ya, beautiful.
 * Sandbar: After you, angelfish.
 * Shore: (Giggles) You silly! (Uses the pool)
 * Shore 2: Woooooo!!! That was crazy.
 * Sandbar: Is it weird to say I feel like making out with hundreds of Shore clones?
 * Shores: I was going to say the same about you.
 * Gallus: Just get in the damn pool, you aquaphile!!
 * Shore: "Hey give him a break, Chicken-Boy!"
 * Gallus: Just get in the pool and clone yourself so we can beat the bad guys, and I won't have to watch an endless SandShore Mirror Pool Orgy!
 * Yona Clone: What is...  Orgy?
 * Yona:... You don't want to know.
 * Sandbar: Okay, fine. (uses the pool and brings out his clone)
 * Gallus: "Who's next?"
 * Ocellus: I guess it's my turn. (She uses the pool, but the clone that comes out is a small dragon) Huh? (She tries again, but this clone is a coyote) What? (Tries a third time, but the clone is a large centipede) Oh, come on! What, does a mirror pool not work for Changelings?!
 * Ocellus 3: Relax! (They all turn into Ocellus) We're just being changelings.
 * Ocellus: Oh, thank goodness.
 * Gallus: "..... The fuck was that about?"
 * Silverstream: I think those clones just revealed Ocellus' hidden mischievous self.
 * Gallus: Yeah, Changelings are kind of douches that way.
 * Ocellus 2: There are four of us right here, you know!
 * Gallus: No offense is meant! Yeesh!
 * Smolder: I'm up! (Uses the pool and her clone flies out of the mirror pool) Awesome!
 * Smolder Clone: "FUCK ASS ASS CUNT CUNT FUCK FUCK FUCKERY FREAKING FUCK!?"
 * Smolder: ".... Oh real funny, magical pool! I don't cuss that much!"
 * Smolder Clone: "F*** S*** S*** S****Y S*** S***TASTIC F***AMONGA?!"
 * Shore: "Ugh, what a potty mouth!"
 * Smolder clone: "S*** T**S V***** P**** F*** A**CRACK F***ASAURUS CRAP CRAP DAMN DAMN HELL HELLHOLE P***?!"
 * Barkrot: "Ugh, not even soap can clean this mouth."
 * Grubber: "At least, the real Smolder looks, modest in comapirison?"
 * Tempest: "If by virtue that the clone suffers from extreme tourette's syndrone."
 * Some Sandbars are seen making out with some Shores.
 * Gallus: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?! NO ORGIES!
 * Quartz: "So, guess I'm next?"
 * Smolder: Go for it!
 * Quartz: "(Recites the poem and pulls another Quartz out)."
 * Quartz clone: "..... (Emo-sounding) My life is full of dispear and misery."
 * Quartz: "..... Okay, I am NOT that upset with my life!"
 * Gallus: Somehow I don't think half of us will be able to beat the- (Yells at a Sandbar-Shore couple making out near him) WILL YOU CUT THAT SHIT OUT ALREADY!?
 * Skyceria: "I'm, afraid of what my clone would be like."
 * Smolder: You won't know unless you try.
 * Skyceria gulped, recited the poem and brought up the clone.
 * Skyceria clone: ".... I'm a flying deer!"
 * Skyceria: "..... Well, at least she's not being as airheaded as Prominade."
 * Gallus: "Oh, agreed. Cause the last thing we needed was another Peryton that acts like Mary Sue!"
 * Smolder Clone: "BITCH TITS TAINT TAINT ASS ASS ASSHOLE PISS SHIT BLOWJOB?!"
 * Ocellus: ".... I guess this is why Pinkie and the others avoided using clones ever since. They clearly can't perfectly mimic the real deal."
 * Barkrot: "It's intentionally like that so the real one can be easily figure out."
 * Gallus: "Well it didn't help Pinkie Pie much because the clone pinkies were as over-the place as she was."
 * Barkrot: "But what the clones would ever have, is your own true feelings."
 * Gallus: "Hey, save the sappiness for the canon show! We got a job to do! We'd do Gaster next, but.... I'm, not sure if a Gaster Clone can be really useful with the curse in mind."
 * Gaster was still curled up phathicly.
 * Gallus: ".... And that Gaster, for being a tough guy, is still in a state of personal woe."
 * Ocellus: "He, didn't exactly prepared himself for giant magic Glass Dragons or being made vulerable in a position he couldn't easly fix without sacrivicing pride. It's his first timehe dealt with a situation being cocky and tough DOESN'T get him out of mess, if not did the oppisite."
 * Barkrot: You sure he's not going to make up for what he did?
 * Ocellus: Never. He's, too prideful to ever admit defeat. He doesn't like feeling, inferior and weak. He hates feeling helpless. It, contributed to his disfondess for anyone deeming themselves his superior.
 * Barkrot: ".... Would this distaste for superiors, be related to his brothers, perchance?"
 * Gallus: "He was forced to cream his fungus-zombieafived brothers going after a magical petrifived tapeworm staff that Chrysalis made them do. Chrysalis, wasn't exactly cool about losing that staff more then the lives of actual people, so she basicly exiled Gaster for not bringing it over."
 * Barkrot: (Gives a legit face of pity)... So he refuses to heed to stronger powers and even leaders... Because an incompident one, costed him his family and home?
 * Ocellus: Pretty much, yes.
 * Barkrot:... I see. As if my dealing with that idiot bug wasn't mistakeful enough as it is.
 * Ocellus: So, he'll have to stay with you until we can get him back to normal. Not to sound mean, but, he'll only slow us down. Gaster was about practicality, and, he would've agreed to it. Even more so, since, he's not in his right mind, nor in the proper state to fight.
 * Gaster: (Yells unintelligible gibberish)
 * Ocellus: Oh hush up!
 * Gallus: "So we're basicly down a tough Changeling, then? OH great! As if having oddball clones wasn't bad enough!"
 * Gallus 2: "Not all clones, dude."
 * Gallus: "I meant generally! What Gaster is legit on, is that he's tough, yet actselly has a brain in his noggon! Now, I get not taking him along is for his safety, but you do realise that we need to have another tough but clever thinker to pick up the slack!"
 * Tempest: "You do realise you are accompanied by a former LT. of the Storm King, correct?"
 * Gallus: ".... Oh, right."
 * Tempest: "Well the first thing to do is make enough clones of, well, the first clones, to make an army compatable with theirs. it will cause a distraction while we make our way torwords the leaders, for they are the brain of the clones. We take out the brain, the clones will become gravely funtionaless, and ceptable to being changed back into pool magic."
 * Shore: "Well it won't be easy. Sure, the other mean clones are either incompident or apathic, like with the clone Rainbow Dash, and can pretty much have their traits used against them, but that Clone Twilight's the one to look out for!"
 * Tempest: "Agreed. I had difficulty facing even the original. I can only imagine what an unkind doppleganger would be like."
 * Gallus: "Pretty much, she'll have Twilight's smarts and magic, but she's also a remorseless bitch, so, don't expect much in making high-winded speeches about friendship, but instead high-winded speeches on how hopeless fighting her is."
 * Sandbar: So basically, a common villain speech of "how feeble we are compared to her", "how inevitable our defeat is", "how the world will soon be hers", et cetera, et cetera?
 * Gallus: "Among those lines."
 * Tempest: But as long as you all act differently, and possibly stay away from those who see past ruses, you should blend in perfectly.
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Uh, I don't wanna be a Mister Downer here, but, there's still the matter that we have to find the clone pool Pinkie Found, and whatever other pools the bad clones ran into."
 * Barkrot: That was the main reason why we found the Master Pool. We were going to shut it down to keep them from being misused, but since we don't know the poem, in no thanks to Forkhorn, we cannot get to the only one who knows it. And cause you children insisted on not persisting with that albeit crazy town, you pretty much walked away from the place that had the only way to learn about the infomation.
 * Gray Dash: AND HOW DO WE DO THAT WITHOUT THE KNOWLEDGE, GENIUS?!
 * Barkrot: There IS another way.
 * Gray Dash: And that would be- (Spazzed)
 * Moonbow: AW, WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!? Just get this backup plan over with.
 * Barkrot: "Well, the next best solution is simple: Taking the pool water away. That way, no water, no ability to make clones."
 * Silverstream: "Ya mean like, getting all that water out?"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Ohh, and I know just the elephant friend for the job!"
 * Gallus: ".... So, we're just, gonna have an elephant suck the water up? That's litterally a stupidly simple plan, even Patrick could've came up with it!"
 * Barkrot: "Well, would you like to try for round two with that town that fears mythics?"
 * Gallus: ".... Touche, lady."
 * Barkrot: Sucking the water from this pool should cut out the power from the other pools. The pools draw from the same source, which is here. Taking it out will turn the pools into normal pools.
 * Gallus: Then let's get a heavy as elephant over here and suck up this pool!!... Uhhh... Who is it?
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Just an old friend from the Elephant Lands of Potamia. Oneo Tono."
 * Smolder: "(Scoffs), That's his name?"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Hey now, he's very proud of that name as it stems to many generations of proud elephant wather gatherors!"
 * Smolder: And how exactly are you going to haul his heavy carcass all the way over here?
 * Cheese Sandwich: "You guys, don't need to! (Puts on a drill hat) Just leave it, to me! (Leap up and started to use the drill hat to dig through the ground and and started borrowing into the ground)....."
 * Gallus: "..... Hope he doens't take the wrong turn at Albuquerque. (Silence)...... Aw f*** you guys, that was funny."
 * Barkrot: "At least the sandwich themed jester is being productive here. And that it may take him a great while to get here, so let us get start-"
 * Cheese: (Comes out with an elephant) Say hello to Oneo Tono.
 * Oneo: (Indian Accent) WHAT IN A GROOTSLANG'S UNNOTICEABLE BUTT?!?
 * Barkrot: "..... Ugh..... Karma, has betrayed me again."
 * Oneo: CHEESE, PARDON MY RUDENESS, BUT WHAT IS THE MEANING OF DRAGGING ME OUT HERE?!
 * Cheese Sandwich: "I'm sorry, Oneo, but, I kinda needed your help with something."
 * Oneo: "Oh.... My apologies for yelling, old friend. It's just that this random abduction sort've happened at a bad time. My sister is getting married and-"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Oh congraduations, Oneo."
 * Oneo: "Oh your much too kind, in fact, now that your here, would you like to be encharged of the reception? The other one had the nasty case of the Butt-Bumps. Don't ask."
 * Cheese Sandwich: "I'd be delighted to-"
 * Barkrot: "AHEM?!"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "But it has to be after you help us out. We need your water gatheror skills to drain a magical cloning lake."
 * Oneo: ".... If I hadn't remembered that I live in a world where magic and myths exist, I'd immediately say you have gone crazy."
 * Gallus: "Still kinda is, actselly."
 * Barkrot: "But still true. Evil clones of the Main Six have used a mirror pool make a clone army of themselves. Clones of clones, if you will."
 * Oneo: "Oh my goodness, Mirror Pools. My people are very cautious of those crazy puddle's of water. A prank happy Zebra once found such a pool in Potamia and cloned himself an army of pranksters to cause a prankwave. Took forever to capture the nasty trouble magic and to gather all clones back into the pools."
 * Giggle: Funny, my mommy did the same. Some even say some clones are still out there.
 * Shore: "Wow, Barkrot wasn't kidding about how many cloning pools there are."
 * Oneo: Well, Zsa-Zsa was quite the prankster and she didn't know when a prank went too far. Your Pinkie friend has visited Queen Allocthon before since the Storm King attack as a friendship mission.
 * Moonbow: And that is...
 * Oneo: The Queen of the Hippos.
 * Moonbow: Ohhhhhh... (Spazzes)
 * Gray Dash: I hear they have bad gastric and excremental problems due to their appetites!!
 * Giggle: Moony!! (Spazzes as Meanie laughed hysterically) (Spazzes back) AND YOU, BAD ME?! STOP, LAUGHING?!
 * Oneo:... Well you're not exactly wrong, but she doesn't take being told that to her face very well. Trust me, I know a rhino from the Rhinolands Guard who still has the scars from when HE did so. Poor Kibo can hardly see now, but he still makes a good juggernaut. But as for OUR leader King Tembo? You, do, NOT, want to mock our size and fat. We can be self-conscious about it. Anyway, alchourse I would most help with this.
 * Sandbar: I just have one question. How do we know Oneo won't accidentally swallow the Mirror Pool water after we're don-
 * Gallus: YOU'D BETTER NOT PROVOKE KARMA, SURFER DUDE?! ALSO, YOU JUST WANT THE CLONING WATER BACK SO YOU CAN HAVE A MASS ORGY WITH THAT WHORE FISH PONY!
 * Sandbar: I was only curious! What, do you think I'm some kind of horny horse for Shore or something? YEESH! Also, really? Surfer dude? I mean, I may have the personality, but I haven't exactly seriously surfed yet.... That is if you count riding on Sea Turtles. Also, easy on the harsh lady names, bro, that was too aggressive, even for you."
 * Gallus: WELL PARDON THE FUCK OUT OF ME IN ACKNOWLEDGING HOW KARMA FARIES WORK?! (TO THE SKY) I'M ONTO YOU, LADIES?! YA WON'T BE ALLOWED TO SCREW US OVER SO EASILY?!"
 * Karma Fairy Boss: "Whoa! Careful ladies! That chicken-named griffin's on to us! Work, with caution."
 * Sandbar: Well, I can see there's another reason why you're here besides the griffins' recent bad publicity with Goldstone with that massive controversial debt. You're an apathetic insensitive jerk.
 * Gallus: WE'RE GRIFFINS!! IT'S KIND OF OUR THING IF PEOPLE LIKE GILDA AREN'T AN EARLY INDICATION!!!
 * Oneo: Oy, I take it you kids had a rough time getting here. Well all the more reason to help you ease these troubling times, then.
 * Shore: "Don't get us wrong, we usually get along better then this. (Referring to Gallus sternly) Although SOME of us need to respect priorities!"
 * Oneo: Still proves my point. Let us just begin. (Sucks up the water)
 * Ocellus: "Do you think it's likely that the Mean Clones will notice?"
 * Barkrot: "The dumb and/or apathic ones might barely care.... But it's a garrentie the smart one would."
 * Oneo: (With full mouth) HMMMPPHHH!!!!
 * Barkrot: I'd say to keep the magic water in, buuuut... It's not good in your mouth any longer. Don't swallow either. It doesn't seem safe.
 * Oneo: Mmmm... (He sprays the water all over the surrounding Mirror Tree forest)... BLACH!!... So, am I permited go back to my sister's marriage? (Loud elephant noises were heard)... That sounds like my sister!
 * Cheese: Ooh, they're going through the honeymoon already?
 * Oneo: That's not a testosterone yell! That's... A danger call!
 * Barkrot: (Looking through Darkvine who tabs into the vision of bird eyes)...... Seems that the Mean Six's clones are wreaking havoc on the Elephant Lands.
 * Gallus: "WHAT?! HOW DID THEY GET THERE BEFORE WE-"
 * Everyone else: "MAGIC!"
 * Gallus: "Okay, okay, that's fair, that was a stupid question to ask!"
 * Barkrot: "Also perhaps related to the clones learning about their cloning abilities being compromised. Admitingly, I didn't anpisipated this quick of a respondse time.
 * Darklight: (Laughs) How can an army of ponies handle an army of elephants? (Spazzes)
 * Daylight: Same way ants take down bigger bugs. In numbers.
 * Gallus: "I mean, come on, we didn't took THAT long for that to happen!"
 * Barkrot: "Perhaps like me, you underestimated their effectentcy and respondse time. Believe me, had this been anyone else, I would've expected at least a 7-9 hour respondse time at best. Why, it would be as if these clones never believed you actselly died."
 * Gallus: "Well how come they didn't tried to stop us?!"
 * Shore: "Likely, they figured we would've given up, deeming us as "Helpless" children. Clearly these clones don't know us that well at all."
 * Sandbar: Well... I guess saving the Elephant Lands can be a good opportunity to test our clone army.
 * Sandbar 2: (He was seen jerking off in the water while looking at Shore)
 * Shore 2: (She was seen flopping on the ground as she jerked off, too)
 * Gallus: (Shivers), Sickos!
 * Sandbar:..... I mean, provided we can make it work.

Chapter 6: Clone Showdown Madness/The Mean Six De-Meaned/The Markless Six Earn Their Cutie Marks
Elephant Lands The Two Sisters Castle Ruins, contemporay Mean 6 base of operations. Meanwhile
 * King Tembo: (He was watching as Mean Six clones attack the Elephant Lands) RELEASE THE OLIPHANTS!!! (Equestrian LOTR Oliphants came out as they were defeated quickly)
 * General Elephant: AW COME ON!!! THE OLIPHANT ARMADA ALWAYS WORKS!!!!
 * King Tembo: GENERAL TALUS, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!
 * Oliphant 1: PONIES TOO KICKASS!!! OLIPHANTS BEING TOPPLED!!!!
 * General Talus: CHIEF CLIFF-FALL, JUST DO SOMETHING!!!!!
 * Cliff-Fall: DOING SOMETHING!!! (Marches off only to be beaten up with large tremors)... CHIEF CLIFF-FALL FELL AND CANNOT GET UP!!!
 * General Talus: DON'T YOU FALL ON ME, CLIFF!!!!!
 * King Tempo: "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THESE PONIES ANYWAY?!"
 * General Talus: Don't ask me, your highness, I don't blasting know!!!!
 * King Tempo: "AT LEAST MAKE GUESSES, DAMN IT?!"
 * General Talus: "Well the best I can make from the top of my head is that a rogue Draconequus is behind this!"
 * King Tempo: Ugh, is that really the best you can offer? Ugh, whatever, just, have this resolved!
 * General Talus: SOMEOLIPHANT GET CLIFF-FALL BACK UP!! (More Oliphants got Cliff-Fall back up)
 * Oliphant: KING!!! SOMETHING IS COMING!!!
 * Talus: "WHAT NOW?!"
 * Oliphant: It's... ONEO!
 * King Tembo: What?! (They look far to see the Young Seven, Markless Six, Cheese, Tempest, Barkrot, Oneo and the clones coming in)... How did they get here quickly!
 * Oliphant: I do not know, maybe magic?
 * King Tempo: ".... Second thought, scratch that question, I realise that it's a stupid one to ask, all things considered."
 * Smolder: (Saw that the evil clones were surviving even with the stampeding elephant inhabitants) Wow! Elephants are going on a panic frenzy and none of the clones are being hurt or trampled.
 * Temepst: "You would think that at least SOME casalties would be garrentied from this. (A Bully Pie clone got squashed comedicly by a tripping elephant's butt and disapate into retreating pool magic)..... Just when I said it."
 * Yona: My biggest question is if elephants have a good enough economy that can even handle this. From what I heard, elephants, as well as their colossal tribal Oliphant cousins, and their mammoth ancestors during the First Windigo Ice Age, are much more aggressive than us yaks. Thus they would likely cause much more property damage than Yaks ever could.
 * Oneo: Oh, our economy is semi-communist. That means repairing property damage is completely free. Saves a lot of trouble for a destructive race like us.... Hell, many Potamian races are very destructive, it's just a matter of how subtile you are about it or not.
 * Gallus: "Guys, I don't see the Primo Bad Clones anywhere!"
 * Tempest: "They could be hiding. This attack could only be to lure us out if they are onto us about the cloning pools."
 * Barkrot: "Though it's concerning that it's the Elephants who are targeted first and not a more near pony village. That makes me the most concern of how aware of our existence they are."
 * Silverstream: Well we'll worry about that as it comes. We have some elephants to save.
 * Shore: I go first! (She and her clones slid across the battlefield taking out multiple evil clones and saving a few elephants)... THAT WAS SO, MUCH, FUN!!!!
 * Noon Clone: I'm sure it was. And now prepare to die! (Noon clones charged their horns until Shore and Sandbar clones saved her)
 * Noon Clone #2: THAT'S THE ORIGINAL!!!
 * Noon Clone #3: NO, THAT'S THE ORIGINAL!! (More Shores are rescued in the same fashion)
 * Noon Clone #2:... Alicorns dammit!
 * Gallus: DEATH FROM ABOOOOOOOVE!!! (Clones of him, Ocellus, Moonbow, Smolder, Quartz, and Silverstream attacked from the sky)
 * Yona: YONAS DESTROY!!!! (Yona clones trample evil clones)
 * General Talus: What the devil is going on?! A clone war? What is this, Star Wars?!
 * King Tembo: Pretty sure this is too ridiculous to even be like the most rediculious things Star Wars would offer. Even more then the holiday special!
 * Cliff-Fall: Be thankful there be help.
 * Darklight: (Wreaks havoc cackling while switching multiple times back to Daylight who fought more mercifully, all while the same thing happened to Daylight clones)
 * Cheese: (Plays a kazoo while Cheese clones came out)
 * Oneo: Wait, you didn't clone yourself, did you?
 * Cheese Sandwich: "Trust me, the world can't handle so many Cheese Sandwiches..... that sounded a LOT better in my head."
 * Oneo: "You mean, you'd rather be a unigte force then to be cloned?"
 * Cheese Sandwich: Pretty much.
 * Lazy Dash 1: WHICH ONES ARE THE REAL ONE?!?
 * Lazy Dash 2: I DON'T F*****G KNOW!!! They look the same, act the same, talk the same, same sort've speech... Pattern-
 * Lazy Dash 1: SERIOUSLY, HOW HARD IS IT TO SAY 'VOICE'? GET A DICTIONARY!!
 * Lazy Dash 2: Ugh, WhatEVER!!! Point is, they're making it hard to tell who is who!!! (Two Yonas ram into both Lazy Dashes and cartoonishly crushed them).... F***?! (The two Lazy Dashes poof into pool magic and began to fly off to return to it's original shorce.)
 * Gallus: It's working!
 * Ocellus: I'll handle this! (She and her clones change into giant versions of themselves and squash a few evil clones)
 * Comi Clone: "(Hugs a Noon Clone) I ALWAYS LOVED YOU?!"
 * Noon Clone: "..... THE FU- (The two got crushed by as giant Ocellus as they turned into retreating pool magic energy)"
 * Meanie: (Laughs until spazzing)
 * Giggle: It's not polite to laugh at others, even if they're evil- (Spazzes)
 * Meanie: BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT!!!
 * King Tembo: I think I see pony clones that are good ones..... With the leading bunch being abit, weirdly glitchy."
 * General Talus: Did that blue bug pony with cute eyes turn into a f*****g OLIPHANT?! (Ocellus turned into an Oliphant as well as other Ocelluses which charged in with other Yonas)
 * Bitchershy Clone 1: "AWWWW"
 * Bully Pie Clone 1: "Crap!"
 * Bitchershy Clone 2: "F*** THIS S*** I'M OUT?!"
 * Bully Pie Clone 2: "SAME?!"
 * The four clones already got flatten before they could start running as more and more retreating pool magic was seen!
 * Noon Clone: "OUR FORCES ARE BEING CREAMED?!"
 * Crabapplejack Clone: "THEN IT'S TIME TO CUT OUR LOSSES, AND RUN FOR IT?! AMSCRAY!?"
 * Noon Clone: Yeah, nice lie. We can still deal with it.
 * Crabapplejack Clone: "I ACTSELLY MEANT IT THIS TIME?! WE NEED TO RETREAT AND- (The Noon Clone blasted the Crabapplejack clone as the pool magic retreated)...."
 * Noon Clone: ".... If there's anything that bugs me more then lying cowerds, it's TRUTHFUL cowerds! (The clones begin to army up on the Ocellus Oliphants as they adapted by turning into new creatures and even mimic evil clones)"
 * King Tembo:... Curious. We're being helped by changelings.
 * Cliff-Fall: Creatures that steal love helping elephants and oliphants? Aren't Changelings bad guys?
 * General Talus: Uh, they reformed a year and a half ago, don't you remember?
 * Cliff-Fall: Cliff-Fall does not recall being told this. This new info to Cliff-Fall.
 * General Talus: Ugh! WHY DID THE OLIPHANTS HAVE TO BE SO MENTALLY SLOW?!
 * Oneo: (Sees his sister and her fiancé cornered by evil clones) DO KINDLY LEAVE MY SISTER BE, ELSE I BE FORCED TO BREAK MY NON-VIOLENT VOW IN SELF-DEFENCE?! LIKE SO! (Swings a broken giant wood support at them)
 * Noon Clone: OH, S- (Oneo manages to bash a few clones as the pool magic retreated)
 * The remaining clones began to retreat from Oneo....
 * Oneo: "Thank you kindly for co-operating!"
 * Bitchrshy Clone: KISS YOUR OWN BUTTCRACK WITH YOUR TRUNK, FATSO- (Oneo tossed the support at her as she dissipated into mirror pool magic that retreated)
 * King Tembo: Looks like Oneo just contempoary broke his non-violence vow.... Never figured he had it in him.
 * General Talus: OHHHH, that reef-haired seapony clone is fish-slapping that monochrome pony clone in the air! (Laughs)
 * King Tembo: Really?
 * General Talus: Hey, let me make the best of this clone invasion.
 * King Tembo: Need I remind you, some of these clones are helping us fight off the other clones?
 * General Talus: I know that! Just trying to have some fun is all!
 * King Tembo: THIS IS NO TIME TO HAVE FUN!!!
 * General Talus:... You know, if you weren't our great king, I'd call you a total buzzkill.
 * King Tembo: Well, I am your king, and if you weren't my loyal general, I'd have you punished for that remark.
 * General Talus: ".... That's fair....."
 * Daylight: Ugh! These clones are just as adaptable as us! They keep debunking our every move! (Spazzes)
 * Darklight: ANNIHILATE THEM!!! (Combined her chaos, light, and dark magic) FEEL MY TRIAD POWER, C**T-S*****S!!!! (Fires a devastating three-crossed beam that destroyed many clones turning them into retreating pool magic) YEEEEEE- (Spazzes)
 * Daylight:... That wasn't very controlled. (Spazzes)
 * Darklight: But it was effective, can't argue with results. (Spazzes)
 * Daylight: "BUT IT RUINED THE ELEPHANTS' VILLAGE?!"
 * This was seen....
 * Darklight: "(Spazzes back in) I didn't say it was perfect, I said it gives results!"
 * General Talus: ".... WELL THAT WAS ABIT OVERKILL?!"
 * Daylight: Ugh, I HATE you! (Spazzes)
 * Darklight: I hate you too.
 * Applesauce: (Clones cornered her and her clones as Applejerk took over and blasted them away with a fart)... GROSS!!!! (Spazzes)
 * Applejerk: Oh, you know you love it. It was being built up for this occasion. (Spazzes)
 * Applesauce: You and your sick flatulaphilia! Let's just go before I puke.
 * Giggle: (As she and her clones threw cupcakes) You get a cupcake, and you get a cupcake, and YOU get a cupcake, WE ALL GET CUPCAAAKES!!! (Spazzes)
 * Meanie: AND BY CUPCAKES I MEAN MUDCAKES!!! (Laughs maniacally as she threw mud cakes)
 * Noon Clone:... Hmm... Hey, girls? Have any other clones you fought have... Split personalities?
 * The other Clone Six clones spazz back and forth from good to bad....
 * Noon Clone: ".... Damn it, thought I was onto something!"
 * Noon Clone 2: UGH, HOW DO WE FIND THOSE STUPID ORIGINALS?!
 * Noon Clone 3: I HAVE NO IDEA, DON'T YELL RIGHT IN MY EAR!!!
 * Noon Clone: We'll find her.
 * Noon Clone 4: Sure we will.
 * Noon Clone: Shut up!
 * Suddenly, the four of them got crushed by anvils and were turned into retreating pool magic.
 * Meanie Clone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 * Some Lady Hoarder Clones are seen looting a wealth disposatory!
 * Lady Hoarder Clone: "LOOT ALL THE MONIES, THEN WE CAN GET OUT OF THIS BLOODBATH?!"
 * Greedily Clones: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH NO YA DON'T, THAT'S OURS, C*M DUMPSTERS!!!!
 * Lady Hoarder 1: WE SAW IT FIRST!!
 * Greedily 1: WELL TOO BAD, IT'S OURS!! (The clones comically fought in a dust cloud for the loot)
 * Antique:... Uhgh! Greedmongers!
 * A Crabapplejack clone was about to slam Antique in the head with a club, but Antique quickly did a judo kick right into the Crabapplejack clone and sent the club flying that knocked out a Noon Clone that was trying to charge up a powerful attack as she feel like a plane and crashed!
 * Crabapplejack clone: "(Dazed) Oh give a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope plaaaaaaaaaay. (Faints, then turns into retreating pool magic)."
 * Antique: Dumb clone.
 * Moonbow: (Continues kicking the butts of Lazy Dash clones with other Moonbow clones) YEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
 * The Lady Dash clone lazy tired to throw a spear, but it ended up falling straight down and landed tip first into another Noon Clone trying to charge another attack, as more retreating pool magic was seen!
 * Lazy Dash Clone: "...... (Leaves as this was heard)."
 * Comi Clone: "WE NEED TO FIGHT HARDER COMRADES?! WE CAN STILL WIN THIS?! WE CAN BEAT THEM?! WE-"
 * Cheese Sandwich: "STOP!...... (Brings out Party Holister) HAMMER TIME?! (Party Holister began firing hammers!)"
 * The Clones get comedically defeated by the hammers!
 * Noon Clone: "(Shocked face)..... THIS IS SUEISIDE?! RETREAT?! RETREAT!?"
 * The Bad Clones began to ran away like cowerds!
 * Sandbar: YEAH YOU BETTER RUN!!!!
 * Gallus: WE KICKED YOUR ASSES!!!!
 * Oneo:... That's that then. Many thanks for your help.
 * Giggle: Well if we had just brought you in to help with the Master Pool, you would've been a pointless drop into the episode.
 * Oneo: ".... I want to say I feel flatterly insulted, if I understood what you meant by that."
 * Gallus: "She's a Pinkie Pie clone, what did you expect? Lack of Post-Modernisum?"
 * Real Noon: "YOU RETREATED?!"
 * Clone Noon: "I'm sorry, but, this group proved too much! We were overwealmed so greatly, that it would've been sueiside to continue! We need to make more clones!"
 * Real Noon: "WELL IF THE POOL FAILING TO MAKE MORE IS ANYTHING TO STAND BY, THAT MEANS THOSE FOOLS DID SOMETHING TO WHATEVER POWERS THE POOLS?! MAKING MORE CLONES JUST BECAME ALOT HARD TO DO, YOU INFERIOR DOPPLEGANGER?! (ZAPS THE CLONE AND REDUSED IT TO RETREATING POOL MAGIC)!?..... (Sighs)......"
 * Real Lazy Dash: "Welp, so much for those losers being dead then, huh?"
 * Real Noon: "SILENCE, IMBACILE?! We're going to need to adapt to this. We need to make the originals confront us themselves without clones."
 * Real Bitchershy: "How do you plan to do that? They may be abunch of goody two-shoes, but they're not abunch of DUMB Goody Two-Shoes. They won't take anything we say for S***!"
 * Real Bully Pie: "Hey, let's not forget that we have their friends on our grip! We can bribe them to-"
 * Real Noon: "That's too predictable, idiot. They'll expect we'll do that and be prepared for it."
 * Real Crabapplejack: "Well how's about we nail them where it hurts? We trash that school they like so much!"
 * Real Lady Hoarder: "AND GET LOTS OF THEIR MONEY?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Real Comi: "And break stuff with my tank!"
 * Real Noon: "One, good to hear you've developed not lying, CAJ, two, don't we have enough stolen loot as it is?"
 * Real Lady Hoarder: (As a huge pile of it was seen)... No?
 * Real Noon: "And three, it has to be something that can't be rebuildt and replaced. Something too impourent for Equestria to ever lose."
 * Real Lazy Dash: "The Elements?"
 * Real Noon: ".... (Face hooves herself) Rephrase, something irreplaceable to Equestria, THAT CAN'T FIGHT BACK SO EASILY, AND CANNOT TURN US INTO COLORED LOGS AGAIN?!"
 * Real Crabapplejack: "The Crystal Empire?"
 * Real Noon:... Well the Crystal Empire has a lot of importance such as the spread of love and a portal to a dimension of multicolored humans. Not exactly much of a detriment to Equestria. We need leverage that is enough to set Equestria to the brink of destruction.
 * Real Comi: Then I shall suggest, the Magic Pools. The pools that are the source of all magic in this universe.
 * Real Noon:...... TOO RISKY COMI?! THAT'S LITTERALLY, LIKE AMONG THE TOP 5 THINGS ANY VILLAIN WOULD TARGET?! That could risk them knowing about it somehow and sending traps convincing enough to even potaintionly trick me?!
 * Real Comi: ".... Your right, it is too obvious."
 * Real Lazy dash: Well, why don't we get Nefarious involved?
 * Real Noon/Real Comi:... (They looked at each other)..... What?
 * Real Lazy Dash: Well if you guys bothered to ask me instead of squabbling and calling me a couch potato, I would've told you that the Mane Six lookalikes we have been encountering are actually former evil clones just like us, except these clones were created by a guy named Dr. Nefarious, and they don't want him to know because of some nonsense about Chrysalis ripping off his idea of creating them, and that being 'illegal' or something.
 * Real Noon: WHAT?! YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS AND YOU DIDN'T TELL- Wait, where the hell did you hear that?
 * Real Lazy Dash: I heard them talking about it before we abducted the heroes. You told me to spy on them and give a signal, remember?
 * Real Noon:... (She cartoonishly beat her up) WHY WOULD YOU WITHHOLD THIS USEFUL INFORMATION FROM US?!? WE WOULD'VE HAD THOSE STUDENTS BEATEN BEFORE THE ATTACK ON THE ELEPHANT LANDS!!!!
 * Real Lazy Dash: Uh, I don't care.
 * Real Noon: WELL, YOU SHOULD CARE, YOU F*****G ASS!!!!! (Smacks her across the face) UGH, YOU'RE JUST AS INCOMPETENT AS THE REST OF THOSE CLONES!!! Now thanks to you, we're about to be attacked by those brats!!
 * Real Lazy Dash: Well, you should've asked. Heck, I just said that, pay attention!
 * Real Noon: I DID PAY ATTENTION!!! I TOLD YOU TO SPY AND REPORT, AND ALL YOU SAID WAS THAT IT WAS READY!!!! YOU ARE JUST AS LAZY AT PROFESSIONALISM AS EVERYTHING ELSE, LAZY ASS!!!!!
 * Real Lazy Dash: Whatever!
 * Real Noon: "..... (ANGERLY GROWLS)!?...... FORGET DOING ANYTHING FOR NOW?! LET'S ALL JUST, STAY AND GUARD THE BASE?!"
 * Real Comi: That would actually be a better idea.
 * Real Lazy Dash: What?! Why?!
 * Real Comi: Because if Nefarious did get involved, that would not be good for us. Nefarious would surely have us destroyed for being the ripoffs to his plan.
 * Real Noon:...... That's actually a good point. He was the reason why we even came back. Well, we could just guard the base, like I said, and maybe have a magic beacon in place if we DO lose. And break.
 * Darkvine was secretly watching this and left into the shadows.
 * Barkrot: Everyone, I bear, relitive bad news. Thanks to Lazy Dash's lack of professionalism, the Mean 6 are aware of the current fued between the Villain League and Team Nefarious and plan to send them the information when we change them back into logs, and are now on the defensive.
 * Giggle: Why do I get the feeling this was almost an attempt to prolong this episode when we were almost done?
 * Giggle Clone: "I know, right? Wasn't 6 chapters enough?"
 * Gallus: Guys? No one, CARES.
 * Giggle Clones: "WELL WE DO?!"
 * Gallus: Well WE don't! At all! The only thing we care about is stopping that spell AND saving the heroes!
 * Barkrot: "This might not be garrentied. By the time we arrive to the castle, the spell might already be cast, as the only person who can undo the spell is the same person who cast it. And given that neither Noon nor Comi are reasonable sorts should any of them be the ones to cast it, there is no point of return with them."
 * Gallus: "Well, fuck."
 * Fairweather: So there's nothing we can do?
 * Barkrot: Not unless we can make a clone of Starlight based on a radical interpretation of her old ways, or that of what is basicly a physical represention of an evil Twilight Sparkle, suddenly have a change of heart and betray the plan.
 * Gallus: Guys, let's just forget it. Nefarious is going to find out about this one way or another. The guy's insane, but he's not an idiot. At least, not the kind of idiot that remains ignorant to this kind of thing.
 * Yona: So, how do we take them by surprise? That doesn't really seem like an option anymore.
 * Ocellus: "This is usually something Gaster can do, but, he's too demoralised by his curse to be helpful."
 * Gallus: "Well it's not like we can just bad mouth him back to reality, cause he looks closed off to it!"
 * Silverstream: I may have an idea, but I am not 100% if it'll be a very good one.
 * Gallus: "Well what is it?"
 * Silverstream: ".... Maybe, we can best get to him, if one of us.... Mocks his brothers."
 * Smolder: "DUDE! THAT'S BASICLY TALKING SHIT ABOUT DEAD PEOPLE?! It's universeally an uncool thing to do, even if it's to someone who wasn't well liked!"
 * Gallus: "Yeah, the dead would have to be Storm King levels of bad to talk shit about!"

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