Mauded Pie Theft

Mauded Pie Theft is the 29th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Legend has it that a legendary rainbow magical rock lies somewhere within Diamond Dog terrortories that would give it's user the power of endless knowledge, and the power of the United Universe, and possability BEYOND! It's commanly refered to by Ponies as The Rainbow Rock of Great Magic, the most valuable, and legendary artifact of power to ever be known about. However, since it was never found, and it's reported location is in Diamond Dog terratory, many presume it's nothing but a humble myth.... Many expect, true believers.... Of which, include Maud Pie, Pinkie Pie's unassuming bore-fest sister from the Canon Episode of the same name, and.... Unfortunately..... Jungie. Jungie, and his spectical accopliseses, Tai Lung, Galaxhar, Makunga, and his leopards, have kidnapped Maud Pie to reveil the way to the Rainbow Rock, opptain it's power, and become a force so superior, even Lord Cobra will regret ever treating him like dirt.... However, will he be able to stand Maud Pie's inability to express emotions, and her dull, dull personally, but most of all, can Pinkie Pie, the rest of the Main 6, and the Lougers stop Jungie's plans?

Chapter 1: The Legend of the Rainbow Rock of Great Magic
Anichent Equestia. Modern Day Equestia.
 * (Maud Pie): "Long ago, there was a terrorable war between Alicorns and the Draconquui, caused by the tyrant king Tyranny. The Alicorn Gods were forced to sacrivice themselves to finally put a great stop on Tyranny for good. However, they didn't realised of what unintentional creation was borned from their sacrivice."
 * A magical colorful rock appeared.
 * (Maud Pie): "A beautiful, and powerful rock, said to be a forging of the lost souls of the Alicorn Gods, speically a previous Alicorn of Magic, Mana Magic. The rock's beauty wasn't the only thing of note. It was also capable to control, not just Unicorn magic, but magics beyound even that of Alicorns. it can control everything, the elements, the seasons, worlds rotantions, life, death, time, the very cosmos of any universe, even both light.... And Darkness. In throey, the elements of harmony themsleves, in light they were respondsable for the creation of it. It was capable to even make gods and demons bow to it's majusty. Many a mortal, both good and evil, have sought to claim a universely powerful stone..... But.... It was never found."
 * The Stone suddenly vanished.
 * (Maud Pie): "At first, it was thought that the Diamond Dogs had already destroyed it. Then it was believed a conspirity by the Mythic Beast community stolen it and hid it away from the ponies in fear of misuse, some would claim it was partly respondsable for the Fear War, outside of, the one that can't be spoken of. But what was finally accepted that, it never existed. Though sightings of A cult Diamond Dog group are seen praising a beautiful rock is seen, it can never be proven.... Only true believers will think otherwise."
 * A magical flash is seen!
 * Maud Pie is seen at a universeity.
 * Maud Pie: "So far, the rock remains undiscovered, and still considered a legend. But I have been discovering countless evidents and sightings of the Diamond Dog cult holding the rock, that may soon prove otherwise. I am dedicated to prove that, the Rainbow Rock, is real."
 * Universeity colleages are at a mix of curiousity and specticisum.
 * A leading Professor Unicorn male: "Maud Pie, your resheach is, interesting, but, outside of unproven claims and evidents, I'm afraid it can't prove the Rainbow Rock is real."
 * Maud Pie: "Prfessor Boulder, please, as a fellow rocktoligest, you have to listen!"
 * ???: "Bah! She doesn't even sound emotionally invested."
 * A mean looking Unicorn male. rocktoligest is seen.
 * Professor Boulder: "Oh, good grief, young master Stone Cut, you know well enough that Muad suffers from the mental illness "Emotion Void" syndrone, an extremely rare illness that disables emotions. She can't help it to be as if, she isn't very well invested."
 * Stone Cut: "Irreguardless, YOU of all ponies know as well as I that the Rainbow Rock of Great Magic, is a Rainbow Crock of horseshit! It's just an anichent fairytale made up by anchient deludional drunks! And no one was able to capture this allegded Diamond Dog cult holding the rock! In fact, what is their name, even?"
 * Maud Pie: "The Rainbow Dog cult."
 * Stone Cut: "Anyway, I refuse to beleive in nonsense, professor! And I hope your capable of doing the same, cause NO ONE is gonna fund her reshearch for a mythical rock!?"
 * Professor Blouder: "Just because something is considered a myth, doesn't mean it's automaticly true. I may think it's hard to believe, but I am not quick to doubt like doubters like you. Maud has every right to reshecrh this, and has my support. Also, that documentary crew seemed interested that last week. In fact, the whole universes dosen't seem to be doubtful like you."
 * Stone Cut: "I'm just saying it's a waste of time, effort and money! Not even Celestia and Luna themsleves would actselly be stupid enough to fund her! NOPONY is!"
 * Maud Pie: Oh, really? Well, you must be mistaken. There's still a few out there who still believe the Rainbow Rock is real. I'm gonna prove it to you!
 * Stone Cut: Oh, I doubt that! I bet you can't last 3 days searching for the damn rainbow turd!
 * Professor Blouder: STONE CUT, THAT'S INAPPRO--
 * Maud Pie: I bet you I can.
 * Stone Cut: What?
 * Maud Pie: I'm sure Boulder would agree with it. Right, Boulder? (Takes out her pet rock)...See? He agrees with me.
 * Stone Cut: "........ That's, a freaking pepple."
 * Professor Blouder: Stone, we need to have a nice long chat about respecting fellow workers after this.
 * Stone Cut: "Ok, ok, doc! Sorry, Maud..... Even though I still doubt the throies you have."
 * Maud Pie: Don't mention it. I feel no expressions, remember?
 * Stone Cut: I guess since you were raised on an Amish rock farm, you practicly become a rock.
 * Maud Pie: Not for my sister, Pinkie Pie.
 * Stone Cut: Oh yeah, that pony retard from Ponyville! I--(Maud Pie grabs him by the tie, and pulls him to her, not showing any sense of anger, but notable dissatisfaction)
 * Maud Pie: Listen here, Mister! My sister is NOT a retard! She is a good sister and set a good example to my family when she first gained her cutie mark. You will NOT talk about her like that again or I'll give a whole new meaning to the word 'stoned'! (Her eyes get closer to Boulder) Understand?
 * Stone Cut:...Uh...sure, I guess--(Maud Pie punches him) OW! OKAY, YES!!! LET ME GO, PLEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEZZ!!! (Maud does that)...I'm out of here! (Leaves)
 * Professor Boulder: Maud, you know I detest violence.... Not that Stone didn't do anything to deserve it.
 * Maud Pie: Felt good. Haven't felt anything like it in a while.
 * Professor Blouder: "I'm surprised you even reacted like that considering the illness."
 * Maud Pie: All of us have an emotional side, even for ponies like me. But I am sure that Rainbow Rock exists, and I am willing to explore the Rainbow Dog Caverns to find it.
 * Professor Blouder: "That's a risky mission, Maud. The cult, according to legend, while not greedy like msot Diamond Dogs cause of being cleaesed by the stone, won't take kindly to intruders who intent to claim it."
 * Maud Pie: Oh, I don't intend to claim it. I want to prove it's real. The Rainbow Dogs can keep the Rainbow Rock. If anyone found out about the Rainbow Rock, it could mean seriousness! Which is why I don't want it for myself or anypony else.
 * Professor Boulder:...Well, if you're sure, then good luck out there.
 * Maud Pie: I'll definitely need it. (They both shake hooves as binoculars are seen looking at them with a familiar chuckle)
 * Junjie: Oh, this is just juicy and sweet at the same time! A rock that can actually control all forms of magic! I'd give ANYTHING to have something like that.
 * Tai Lung: "Junjie, not to sound like I don't believe you, but, even I must admit that, I am abit spectical of a "Magical" Tecnecolor rock guarded by "Pure Diamond Dogs"."
 * Galaxhar: "It sounds like serious brony fanfiction to me."
 * Makunga: "I mean, she has a mental illness, so ALCHOURSE a retard would believe in some so, (laughs), stupid!"
 * Leopard: "No offence sir, but, they do have some points. A stone has never been found and declaired mythical doesn't sound like a good use of Leage reshorses and time."
 * Junjie: ".... We, are the same people, who know the existence of demons and magical artifact! And the Rainbow Rock is what you doubt?"
 * Tai Lung: "I didn't mean to say it like that, it's just, it has never been found before and-"
 * Junjie: "SILENECE! I know for the fact it's real! Remember when everyone thought Taiklar was a myth?!"
 * Galaxhar: "... Oh yeah..... He turned out to be real, right?"
 * Junjie: You bet your f*****g pussy pansies he was! I MUST have that rock! I'll FINALLY get the recognition I deserve. Even Mang will be begging to get us back to being extremists! IT WILL BE AWESOME!! (Cackles)
 * Tai Lung: Well then, let's get started. What do we do?
 * Junjie:...(Sighs)...You don't remember?
 * Tai Lung: I, uh--
 * Junjie: WE MUST KIDNAP MAUD PIE AND FORCE HER TO HELP US FIND THE ROCK!!! THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO DO!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DID YOU NOT REMEMBER?!?
 * Tai Lung: Okay, I just needed to know, sheesh!
 * Junjie: Now FOCUS! We'll get started when she's isolated.
 * Makunga: This is gonna be great!
 * Junjie: "My sentiments exactly."

Chapter 2: Maud Pie Gets Marenapped
Later. Flashback. An explanation later... Present Ponyville Dirt Field Ponyville Twilight's Castle Dragon Temple
 * Maud Pie was in her room, packing.
 * Maud Pie: "I can't believe I am finally gonna be able to find the Rainbow Rock. I had been dreaming of it ever since I was a filly."
 * Mr. Pie: "Ya know girls, my father always told me stories about this magical rainbow rock."
 * Pinkie Pie: "A magical rock? What is that?"
 * Mr. Pie: The Rainbow Rock of Great Magic. It's a...wait a minute, didn't we already explain it?
 * Filly Maud Pie: (In adult voice) Don't worry about it, I'll cut it out.
 * Pinkie Pie: Wow, how do you do that?
 * Mr. Pie: Well, it's a...
 * Mr. Pie: ...rock! (All 3 fillies are in awe)
 * Maud Pie: Wow, that was lazy! But I'm still gonna enjoy it even with this mental illness that makes me sound like Ben Stein. (Finishes packing and goes outside to start her journey as this song plays)
 * Maud Pie: (In the middle of the song, talking on a cell phone) Yeah, Pinkie, I'm already on the trek to the Rock. Isn't it great?
 * Pinkie: (In phone booth) OOH, GOODY! I can't wait to find out if the Rock is real or not.
 * (Maud Pie): Well, if it is, we need to be sure it's safe from the villains you and your friends have to battle 24-7.
 * Pinkie: Oh, we've never lost a single battle against evil! You can count on us.
 * (Maud Pie): Well, I'm off. Tell your friends I said 'hi'!
 * Pinkie: Okey-dokey Lokey! (Hangs up and jumps away happily, and the song continues, and as Maud Pie is seen continuing on her journey, the villains are seen stalking her)
 * Maud Pie: (After the song ends, she heads out for a patch of several ground holes)...Hmm, that's a lot of holes.
 * ???: And YOU'RE gonna be finding it for us, Mud Pie! (She looks behind her, only to be sacked by Junjie's leopards)
 * Maud Pie: (Expressionless) Hey, let me go! This is no way to treat a lady! I swear to Celestia I will show you no mercy! Let me go this instant!
 * Makunga: (He and Tai Lung look at each other due to Maud Pie's lack of yelling, and start laughing) WOW, WHERE DID THIS PONY COME FROM, UNDER A ROCK?!? (Laughs)
 * Junjie: Let's just find the cave that leads to the...rock?...(Finds over a dozen holes in the ground)...AW, F***!!!
 * Maud Pie: You guys don't know where the tunnel to the Rock is, do you?
 * Tai Lung: Well, no!
 * Maud Pie: Well, don't expect me to help you out. I don't know where it is, either.
 * Junjie: Well, when we find it, YOU'RE gonna help us find the damn rock.
 * Maud Pie: Of course I will.
 * Junjie: Oh, you WILL! Now, begin the search.
 * Makunga: And how are we gonna know which one has the Rock in it?
 * Tai Lung: We'll just beat the info out of the local Diamond Dogs.
 * Maud Pie: Like that will work.
 * Tai Lung: OH, SHUT UP!!!
 * Galaxhar: "Well, actselly, that is tecnecally a bad idea. The Rainbow Dogs won't be welcoming thanks to the rock protacting them from the mass corruption from that greedy king they once had, and I doubt the less enlighten mortals would be better. They'll espeically won't like it that we attacked one of their bretheren. They'll have a reaction worse then a Gagmorkgooseapin!"
 * Junjie: "Ok, we just go inside a tunnel! And see where it leads us!"
 * Pinkie:...(Her Pinkie Sense goes off)...Uh-oh!!! (Zooms off to Twilight's Castle)
 * Twilight: (The communications computer had just arrived) Hmm, really nice.
 * Applejack: Not too shabby a design for Kowalski's taste.
 * Discord: I have to admit, it's one of their best.
 * Pinkie: (Bursts inside) GUYS!!! MAUD PIE IS IN DANGER!!!
 * Twilight: What? You weren't with her, how do you know?
 * Pinkie: My Pinkie Sense told me that she's been captured by the Villain League!
 * Rainbow Dash: We never knew your Pinkie Sense could do that.
 * Pinkie: Of course it can!
 * Discord: Well...okay, who's Maud Pie?
 * Applejack: Pinkie's sister. She has 3 sisters. One of them is Maud Pie. She seems to be as bland as a rock, but she seems to be much more than that.
 * Discord: Well, I guess living on an Amish rock farm does that to you. In fact, how was Pinkie able to become a happy-go-lucky pony while her sister moved on to being as 'bland as a rock'?
 * Pinkie: Ponies are different, Discord. Though she may not be very expressive, I can tell her feelings by heart. I know she still cares for me, and has even saved my life once.
 * Applejack: So you're saying that the Villain League has kidnapped her? Why?
 * Pinkie: She told me that she was on a quest to find the legendary Rainbow Rock of Great Magic.
 * Discord/Twilight: WHAT?!?
 * Discord: Oh, that thing is extremely dangerous to be used by villain hands! The thing was made during the Chaos War, and is now kept underground in a Diamond Dog tribe that is non-corruptible cause of the darn thing!
 * Twilight: Yes, I have read of such a rock in the books. Too bad they were all destroyed during the battle against Tirek, and Celestia is still working on to give me the replacements.The only thing I remember about it is it could control any form of magic, including the Elements of Harmony.
 * Discord: If you ask me, it would've been smart of me to get that rock when I was still evil, otherwise I wouldn't have been stopped.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, good thing you weren't that smart.
 * Discord: Quite. Not that I could get it anyway, the Rainbow Dogs are ultra-protective of the Rock, and will not hesitate to show no mercy to even the toughest of intruders. Even I would be torn to pieces.
 * Pinkie: Maud Pie said she only wanted to prove it to be real, and not take it for studies. For an expressionless pony, she has a good heart and a generous mind.
 * Twilight: Well, it's a good time for us to finally use the communication computer. (Turns on the device)
 * Rarity: "Wait a minute, The Rainbow Rock of Great Magic? Rainbow Dogs? I thought those were myths."
 * Discord: "Oh trust me. The Draconquui are among the only things that know that thing is legit! Trouble is, cause of our surreal tendingcies, you ponies tend to think we're not "reliable" or "creditable" for that thing. In fact, some Draconquui are the reason why the thing was never found. And we had a good reason! That thing can be an easy "Congure the world" card to even the most seemingly harmless villain! Hell, even someone like Doofinshirts could become the biggest cheese in villainy with that rock! I hate to think what leager is power-hungry enough to want their mits on it!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, there's three canidates: Mang Cobra, cause he always want to use something to destroy Equestia as what it is, a paradise, Jafar, cause he's a power-hungry maniac, and Junjie, who has alot of personal problems that stone would fix in ten, seconds, flat!"
 * Applejack: "But which one of those varmits is the most likely?"
 * Twilight: "That's what the lougers will find out!"
 * Lord Shen: (The Dragon Temple is surrounded by gremlins, who are doing crazy damage to the place) ICKY, WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Icky: I WASN'T IN A GREMLIN HIVE!!!
 * Lord Shen: THEN WHERE DID ALL THESE PESTS COME FROM?!?
 * Ignitus: GET THE GREMLIN SPRAY!!!
 * Alex: I got it! (The switch is only 10ft away with gremlins swarming around the perimeter of it. Alex takes deep breaths, shivers, and runs for it while dodging the gremlins' attacks, and jumps over to the switch in slow motion) You're going DOWN, finicky marauding gremlin GUYS! (Flips switch, and a gas is sprayed into the Temple which causes the gremlins to get sick, and retreat, leaving the Lodgers (Who are wearing gas masks) to sigh in relief)
 * Iago: I thought those psychos would NEVER leave! They love to play with whatever machinery they can find. (The gas wears away, and they all remove their masks)
 * Icky: Sorry for leading them here, guys. They started everything for ruining my iPod!
 * Lord Shen: DO YOU KNOW THAT IT'S A BAD IDEA TO MESS WITH A GREMLIN HIVE?!? People have been known to die in blackouts and power outages caused by those pests!
 * Kowalski: (Beeping is heard)...Well, punishing Icky will have to wait. We have an incoming call from Equestria!
 * Lord Shen: "Well, that was quick. We placed in that communicater ever since the Bonebreaker mess, and already there's a situation."
 * Boss Wolf: "Ahh, Equestia has a history of attacting trouble, what ya gonna do?"
 * Kolwalski answers it.
 * Kolwalski: "Kolwalski here. What's the matter in the herd this time?"
 * Pinkie: MY SISTER, MAUD PIE, HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY THE VILLAIN LEAGUE!!!
 * Skipper: D'OH! You've gotta be kidding me, what has Pinkie EVER done to them?...I guess it wouldn't matter because they're just jerks to everyone.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm sure we've already told you about one of Pinkie's 3 sisters. Maud Pie had visited us sometime in the 4th Season, and she developed a mental illness that kept her from feeling major emotions.
 * Icky: Oh, yeah, Pinkie's oddball sister, Maud! I heard she became a petrologist recently.
 * Pinkie: Don't you mean rockologist? She never had a fascination of studying pets.
 * Kowalski: That's not a real word, Pinkie! It's actually called 'petrology', the study of rocks.
 * Pinkie: Potato tomato! You call it however you want, I'll still call it rockology because it's easier to pronounce.
 * Skipper: See, Kowalski? Someone who actually agrees with how sciency you sound.
 * Kowalski: Skipper, please! Girls, explain what Maud Pie was doing when she was kidnapped.
 * Pinkie: She was on a trip to a Diamond Dog prairie to find a legendary rock called The Rainbow Rock of Great Magic. Said to control various forms of magic, even the Elements of Harmony.
 * Shifu: Then it's obvious who we're up against!
 * Everyone: Junjie!
 * Shifu: Yes. It's bad enough he once tried to take us over, and now he wants the Villain League to go back to their early days as extremists, but I can't imagine what he'll do with a rock that can control magic as powerful as the Elements of Harmony. He could actually succeed.
 * Sandy: We can't let that happen!
 * Lord Shen: Indeed.
 * SpongeBob: Then I guess we're off to Equestria!...Again.
 * Tigress: But some of us will need to stay behind and repair the damages caused by the gremlin swarm.
 * Icky: Oh, don't tell me I'm going to have to stay behind! I serve as comic relief, remember?
 * Shifu: We are not letting you stay behind. We stated we would decide your punishment later.
 * Lord Shen: Batty, of course, is still in trouble after that whole incident with Robin Williams and the Grim Reaper, but we still need more to help out. BW, you feel like sparing some of your wolves to help Batty out?
 * Boss Wolf: Yes, sir! (Howls, and some of the wolves appear) Half of you, make this place spiffy clean by the time we get back. The rest of you will come with us.
 * Wolves: SIR, YES, SIR!!
 * Iago: Whoa, since when were your wolves like that?
 * Boss Wolf: Don't ask!
 * SpongeBob: Well, again, I guess we're off to Equestria!

Chapter 3: Underground Rescue Trek
An Underground cavern Later. (This music plays as she sings, followed by a demented fansity senquence.)
 * Junjie: "Ok, we already tried 499,009,231 holes already! This better be the right one?!"
 * Tai Lung: "This has started to take more then it should."
 * Makunga: "Maybe this rock is a myth that is that. A myth!"
 * Galaxhar: "Besides, the odds of this being the correct hole are a million to-"
 * A leopard: "Sir! There's an underground utopian city here!"
 * Junjie: "What!?"
 * Tai Lung, Makunga, and Galaxhar: "WHAT!?"
 * Maud Pie: "(Emotionless) What?"
 * They all check the hole, and discover a lost city.
 * Junjie: "Ahh..... This must be a city where the Diamond Dogs were once a decent race.... Then the benifit of pony slaves drove them all mad for greed! Now this city is but a wreck."
 * Galaxhar: "I am just spaceballing here..... But if I were to be leader of a cult dedicated to a magical rock, this is where I would hide my cult. No one would think to investigate a lost city."
 * Maud Pie: "I never thought I would be able to see the lost city of "Bow-Wow"."
 * Tai Lung and Makunga laughed!
 * Makunga: "I know these guys are dog based, but, Bow-Wow?! SERIOUSLY?! (LAUGHS)!"
 * Galaxhar: "Yes.... Charmingly amusing but predictable dog pun."
 * Junjie: "As much as it would be an interesting history lesson to learn more about this, lost gem, but I have bigger aspirations! Pony! I want you to tell me, has your resherch pinpointed the possable hide-out anywhere in this city?"
 * Maud Pie still looks emotionless.
 * Junjie: "........ Uh..... I just issued a demand........ Where are these Rainbow Dogs hiding in this city?"
 * Maud Pie: How would I know that? It's pointless to keep me around because of my little knowledge of the Rock's locations. Plus, the Rainbow Dogs, though still alive, are still hard to fight off. You'd be torn to pieces if you tried to get the Rock from out of their noses.
 * Tai Lung: Then we'll have to pass off as your assistants. We shall take the Rock when they least expect it.
 * Galaxar: And don't think we have the power to punish you for getting any ideas! We know where your sister, Pinkie Pie, lives! We'll have her picked off faster than you can say 'rock rubble ruckus'!
 * Maud Pie: What makes you think she might not find out about your plan, then?
 * Junjie: What are you talking about? You have no radio, no witnesses, no help! HOW CAN THAT PINK BRAT POSSIBLY KNOW YOU'RE IN DANGER?!?
 * Maud Pie: Don't you remember her Pinkie Sense?
 * Makunga: And how would that supernatural phenomenon tell her that we kidnapped you? All we know about it is it's an unexplainable precognitive ability she got from pissing off witches and is something that not even Kowalski can figure out! (Everyone laughs)
 * Maud Pie: For your information, smarty-pants, it's not from witches!
 * Makunga: It was a joke, bland-ass!
 * Junjie: The point is that you're helping us sneak into the city and help us get that rock! Disobey us, and Pinkie Pie dies!
 * Maud Pie: Good luck capturing her. She's too unpredictable, and her Pinkie Sense will protect her.
 * Junjie:...(Camera on the holes in the prairie) DAMN!!!
 * Tai Lung: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET THIS BITCH TO COOPERATE?!?
 * Makunga: "That is a conumbdrum! It's not like we have, like, I don't know, a darkness sprite or anything?"
 * ???: "Oh, that's me!"
 * A small Tinkle Bell recolor appeared.
 * The Spite: "Hi! My name is Darkly Chell. I'm a darkness spirite!"
 * Junjie: ".... What the hell are ou doing here of all places?"
 * Darkly: "Well, I have been like, looking for that stone for 1000 years ever since it was first created! I need it to save the Darkness Spirite from extintion so we can reap horrorable vengence against the light spirite and plunge the world of Equestia to an endless viod of suffering and misery! Ok?"
 * Junjie: "..... Wow..... I think that whole "wanting to plunge Equestia into darkness" is what made the Light sprites geniside your people to near extintion..... But overall totally over-kill for those accursed light sprites! I'll see to it that once I get to be the one who does what your kind wanted to do, I'll see to it I'll use the stone's life and death malmitulation to bring your spieces out of the path of extintion!"
 * Darkly: "You will?"
 * Junjie: "Alchorse! Us villains need to stay togather! Now, everyone! Let us carry on! We'll first find a private place to get Maud more willing to play along with our desires."
 * The Villains walked on with a robed Maud.
 * Darkly felt as if she started to fall in love with Junjie.
 * The villains have fell asleep in a broken house in the city.
 * Darkly was hovering over Junjie.

Meanwhile. 12 seconds later... Later... 10 seconds later...
 * Junjie awoke scared!
 * Junjie: "YIKES!...... Oh.... I just had a nightmare.... Somehow NOT related to Mang Cobra...."
 * Junjie sees his accomplieses asleep.
 * Junjie: "WAKE UP YOU IDIOTS?!" (All the villains scream in surprise)
 * Tai Lung: AAAHHH, RIGHT IN MY EARS!!!
 * Junjie: We've had enough time to rest, now it's time to GET OUR ASSES UP AND FIND A WAY TO BRIBE MAUD PIE!!!
 * Galaxar: (Sighs) It's 4:00 in the morning, Junjie!
 * Junjie: Well, I say we STILL get up! NOW GET UP!!! (Everyone shrugs) Don't you 'UUGGGGHHH' me, you idiots! We're not gonna let time go by for anyone to know of our plans. If Pinkie's supernatural sense DID warn her of our plans, we have to move as late as we can!
 * Makunga: But we still need sleep!
 * Junjie: Then have THESE! (Puts some pills in water bottles and hands them to the villains) They have stimulants, they'll keep you focused!
 * Makunga:...If you say so. (They each drink)
 * Darkly: ("I don't have to sleep. Especially because I can't miss a single glimpse of your face!") (Sighs in joy)
 * Junjie: Now come on, we have work to do! Wait, where Maud?
 * ???: "Over here."
 * Maud was seen eating a rock.
 * Junjie: "..... Are you.... Eating stone? A rock? Why......?"
 * Maud Pie: What? You've never tried them? They taste like...well, rocks.
 * Tai Lung: That is seriously gross!
 * Maud Pie: What, dinosaurs in other worlds do that, don't they?
 * Junjie:...Okay, let's just go before she gets sick.
 * Maud Pie: Hey, I don't get sick doing this. How I resist it I'd rather not say.
 * Tai Lung: (Barfs)...Sorry.
 * Junjie: LET'S GO ALREADY!!! We'll worry about this lady's pica later!
 * The Lougers and the Main 6 arrived at the pierre.
 * Icky: "Gees, it's like we're in brown swiss cheese land! Look at all these holes!"
 * Twilight: "I heard when Rover, Spot and Fido's group joined Nefarious, alot of Diamond Dogs moved here. Only one group is the Rainbow Dogs.... Others, typical bandits and rouges."
 * Skipper: "Kolwalski, do you have a way to scan for Junjie and his cronies?"
 * Kolwalski: "Well, I have been exspearimenting with a tracer capable to follow documented villains."
 * Private: Will it work this time?
 * Kowalski: It's still experimental, Private! There's no telling if this thing will work or not, but I've worked on it so much, it might get the job done. (Turns on the device)
 * Tracer Voice: Go straight ahead! (The tracer's screen points to one of the holes)
 * Kowalski: See? What did I tell you? Nothing can go wrong!
 * Tracer Voice: Go 7 meters left!
 * Kowalski: WHAT?!? WE JUST GOT HERE!!!
 * Skipper: Nothing can go wrong, huh?
 * Kowalski: Don't worry, it's probably just a glitch.
 * Kowalski: OH, FOR THE LOVE OF EINSTIEN, THIS IS A F*****G PIECE OF JUNK!!!
 * Private: Have you tried recalculating it?
 * Kowalski: Huh...good point. (Presses button)
 * Tracer Voice: Recalculating route...Go straight ahead for 3 meters.
 * Kowalski: HAH! I knew we would get through this fine!
 * Kowalski: BULL F*****G S***!!! We're back at the same problem again!
 * Skipper: (Sighs) I always knew Kowalski's inventions went haywire, but not ONE of them were GODDAMN ANNOYING!!!
 * Rico: What about Nanites?
 * Skipper: Oh, yeah, those DID annoy me, didn't they?
 * Private: They annoyed ALL of us, Skipper!
 * Skipper: I couldn't have said it better myself.
 * Icky: Well, now that Kowalski's tracer has been annoying the hell out of us for a full hour, what're we gonna do?
 * Kowalski: (Sighs until the tracer lights up)...Wait a minute! I think it's picking something up! (They follow the tracer to the hole with the city in it)...Wow! I never knew Diamond Dogs lived in civilizations.
 * Discord: Yeah, this is the city of...(Scoffs)...Bo...Bo...(Scoffs)...BOW-WOW!!! (Laughs)
 * Twilight: It's true, it's called Bow-Wow!...(Everyone bursts out laughing)
 * Rainbow Dash: What, was the founding leader suffering from mental retardation?!? (Laughs)
 * Twilight: Hey, you can't blame them! Diamond Dogs have IQs of 70. They're all awkward but still very smart.
 * Rarity: Not to mention they smell like a common dog's behind!
 * Francis: I beg your pardon?!?
 * Rarity: Sorry, forgot dogs are in the Lodge!
 * Francis: Yeah, sure you did.
 * Twilight: According to the books, Bow-Wow was abandoned long ago due to pony slaves driving them to greed, causing them to...well...I'd rather not say the outcome, but now it's an abandoned wreck of a city. Espeically when the Diamond Dog king fell and was turned to stone for his corruption.
 * Rainbow Dash: "So, is that why alot of them became jerks like the ones that tried to kidnap Rarity?"
 * Pinkie: "Well, all accept the ones that formed a cult for the Rainbow Rock. It's been said the stone protacted them from the mass corruption."
 * Rarity: "Goodness, and here many ponies thought that the Diamond Dogs were always nothing but brutes and bandits! Nopony ever thought they, had some civilised decenty."
 * Icky: "Well why else do they have armor and some amount of clothing?"
 * Rarity: "Well, wild Goblins and Hobgoblins have clothing, but they don't have communities as big as, this! They're village tribal at best!"
 * Iago: "So, was something like THIS was Celestia trying to prevent when she ended slavery? To prevent the other races self-corrupting themselves as bad as the Diamond Dogs?"
 * Twilight: "It's possable. The fact that the Diamond Dogs valued pony slavery so much, they lost their neutrol statis and.... Well, history explains it better then me. And we know about Shineflare's horrorable exspirience with that rich griffin family. From my standpoint, that self-corruption was spreading, and Celestia made a right desidion to stop it while it was still preventable."
 * Icky: "Well, it was obvious killing off slavery had bad effects as well. Remember Griff, Blueblood's griffin crony?"
 * Lord Shen: Oh, don't remind me of that time! I almost lost the pony I loved on that day. I mean, she had to do it because slavery is wrong. And we all know it. But we had no idea how Griff had relied on that so much, he would have a ruined life. We were at a crossroads. Slavery was wrong, but ruining Griff's life by abolishing it was also wrong. Celestia had a reason to have a mental breakdown. I--
 * Po: Whoa, Shen, why are you talking so quickly?
 * Lord Shen:...BECAUSE I ALMOST LOST CELESTIA THEN!!! (Falls down crying)
 * Po: But we're lucky she's still alive, right?
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, but why think about that painful time at a time like this? We need to get down to Bow-Wow--(Laughs) NOW I'M FEELING BETTER!!! (Laughs, along with Po) Well, what the hell are we standing around for, we have a pony to save.
 * Rarity: Let's hope Maud is still keeping her spirits high down there.

Chapter 4: Things Soon Become Dull As A Rock
City Ruins. Meanwhile, in another part of the city. Castle Ruins. Throne Room Dungeon
 * Maud Pie was still expressionless.
 * Galaxhar: ".... That pony's lack of even minor emotion has started to weird me out."
 * Tai Lung: "Yes, it's almost, utterly unsettling."
 * Makunga: "Not to mention, BOR-RING! Never am I used to a hostage that doesn't even have the wrong emotions for being a leage hostage! EVEN the most boring guy in the world would at least complain ONCE about being a leage hostage?!"
 * Junjie: "Shut up! We need to find that cult and the stone!"
 * Giant Statues of Diamond Dog soldiers with spears are seen.
 * Tai Lung: "I see these dogs used to have, some kind of culture before they became nothing but treasure lusting goons."
 * Galaxhar: "Indeed. I wish I would have the pleasure to study these cultures."
 * Makunga: "Oh it's not like it's well preserved anyway."
 * ???: "Stone-a. Stone-a. Stone-a."
 * Junjie: "Hold it you fools!"
 * Darkly: "(Gasps), what is it, Junjie?"
 * Junjie: "QUIET!"
 * Diamond Dogs in robes are seen a few feet from them, lead by a robe hooded leader.
 * ???: "Those who trepessed on the lost city of Bow-Wow, prepare to be punished, (reveils himself to have the head of Pluto), by cult, Rainbow Dogs."
 * The Leader brings out a magical rainbow stone.
 * The Leader: "So said, Master, URANUS!"
 * Silence.
 * The Villains laughed out of control!
 * Galaxhar: "THAT IS THE MOST UNFORTUNATE NAME TO HAVE SINCE SHAMUS POOPDECK MCFARTY!?"
 * Makunga: "Wha-what's your sister's name? Mianus?!"
 * Makunga laughs loudly after a weese!
 * Tai Lung laughs!
 * Junjie: "(LAUGHS), I thought Bow-Wow was a stupid name, but, being named after a poorly desided name for a planet?! GA!-HA-HA-HA!? That totally elmininates any threat in you!"
 * Master Uranus: "......."
 * Master Uranus used the colorful stone to awaken the giant stone Diamond Dogs, who point their giant pointy spears that the villains!
 * Junjie: "..... Ah..... The Rainbow Rock, I presume.... Tai Lung, take care of these stupid anichent statues."
 * Tai Lung: "Gladly." (Tries kicking down the rocks, but the impact does nothing)...AAAOOOOOOWWWWW!!! (Falls to the ground holding his hurt foot) WHAT ARE THESE THINGS MADE OF?!?
 * Master Uranus: Arrest them immediately! (The Diamond Dogs shackle the villains)
 * Diamond Dog #1: What about that pony over there?
 * Master Uranus:...Hmm...Escort her to my throne room. I think she may not be with these guys.
 * Diamond Dog #1: Yes, sir!
 * Maud Pie: You're letting me go?
 * Master Uranus: Yes. I can tell from your eyes that you're a petrologist who wants to study the Rainbow Rock.
 * Maud Pie:...Wow, you seem to know everything, don't you?
 * Master Uranus:...Uhh...Does your expression ever change?
 * Maud Pie: Never.
 * Master Uranus:...Okay, come with me. Take the villains away!
 * Tai Lung: Well, THAT didn't work!
 * Junjie: (Sighs) Sucks I didn't take the time to find a way to--
 * Diamond Dog #2: NONE SHALL TALK DURING IMPRISONMENT!
 * Makunga: Or what, are you gonna drool on us? (Laughs until the Diamond Dog growls at him angrily)...Shutting up!
 * Darkly is seen hidden.
 * Darkly: "Well.... That could've gone better."
 * Icky: "Wow, this place is HUGE! How was this NOT discovered before?"
 * Lord Shen: "Perhaps the local rouge dogs were a concerned problem."
 * Rarity: "I wouldn't be surprised if the stone was hidden here."
 * Boss Wolf: "Don't worry guys. This wolf has the eyes of a hawk, ears of a fox, and relfexes like a cat!"
 * A spear was pointed at Boss Wolf!
 * Boss Wolf: "YA?!"
 * Diamond Dog troops surrounded the heroes.
 * Po: "..... I think your hawk eyes, fox ears, and cat reflexes need fine-tuning."
 * Boss Wolf: "Shut up."
 * ???: "At ease boys. Something tells me these guys are harmless."
 * A group of commanding Diamond Dogs that are Diamond Dog versons of the main cast from the modern Pound Puppies show.
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... What the..... What are the cast of that modern Pound Puppies show doing here?"
 * Diamond Dog #1: I think he has us confused for the guys on my favorite show!
 * Diamond Dog #2: I know, I mean, I've grown up with them my whole life, which is saying something since our growth spans are VERY short!
 * Diamond Dog #3: (Chuckles) They look rather funny! Do you have peanut butter?
 * Diamond Dog #4: They seem relatively harmless, alright! I'm the smartest of us, and I can tell that they're heroes. They have massive numbers, and are accompanied by 6 ponies. An entire villain force wouldn't do such a thing and risk their own team's safety.
 * Diamond Dog #5: That's what you always say, girl! Even a 1st-grader could tell they're not after the Rock.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yep, they're definitely similar.
 * Icky: Well, it's not the first time we've seen ripoff characters.
 * Diamond Dog #1: What do they call you strangers?
 * SpongeBob: We're...the Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Diamond Dog #5: THE Shell Lodge Squad?
 * SpongeBob: You've heard of us?
 * Diamond Dog #3: We've seen you on TV, we definitely know who you are. You've been rescuing our world for years.
 * Sandy: Well, ain't THAT quaint? We have strangers that have actually heard of us.
 * Rarity: "I didn't know Diamond Dogs have actcess to modern convinecnes."
 * Squidward: "I didn't knew they knew what TV is."
 * Leader Dog: "Hey, considering what the rest of our bretheren are like, can't say we blame you for thinking like that."
 * Tigress: Well...who are you guys?
 * Leader Dog: My name is Captain Alpha! And this is Éclair...
 * Diamond Dog #2 (Éclair): Hi!
 * Leader Dog (Alpha): THIS is Nibbler...
 * Diamond Dog #3 (Nibbler): (Chuckles) A talking loaf of cheese!
 * Alpha: This is Tart...
 * Diamond Dog #4 (Tart): Awesome genius in science and mechanics!
 * Alpha: And this is Cracker.
 * Diamond Dog #5 (Cracker): Yo, what's up?
 * Icky: "Listen, we came to warn you guys that a couple of leage goons are coming after the rainbow rock with a hostage! They're a short fox, a buff leopard, a dork alien, a fat-ass lion, and a expressionless pony, their hostage. The fox, REALLY brags how great and abused he is. Personally, he's the most annoying of those 4."
 * Nibbler: You think they're talking about the guys we caught earlier, boss?
 * Alpha: I'm sure they are, Nibbler. We've already found them. We've got them all in a cell and the gray pony hostage is with our leader, Master Uranus.
 * Icky: You guys caught them already? Wow, you must be some really secure dogs, wait, your leader is named Master Uranus?
 * Sparx: What kind of a name is THAT?
 * Spyro: Sparx, let's not go to that route, these guys might have already got this covered.
 * Éclair: Of course. We're not like other Diamond Dogs, we are much smarter and more strategic. Us Rainbow Dogs do whatever we can to keep the Rainbow Rock safe from the hands of those who are not worthy or destined for it's power. Without it, we'd be as stupid as the rest of our kind.
 * Cracker: Not to mention stark-raving greedy and evil.
 * Twilight: Well, we came to rescue the pony hostage and keep your rock safe. I'm guessing you might need us in case those villains ever escape and get the Rock when we're not looking.
 * Alpha: Oh, trust me, we NEVER take our eyes off of that Rock. We have guards watch over it, and have their schedules well-thought out and good enough for them to keep the Rock safe. If someone even hid in the shadows of the Rock Holding Room, we'd attack on sight. We're Diamond Dogs, and nothing can evade our sights with our smell and night-vision.
 * Spyro: Still, you might need our help. Plus, we need to make sure that the pony is okay.
 * Éclair: She's fine. She's in the Throne Room talking with Master Uranus.
 * Pinkie: Well, thank Celestia for that! I thought she was a goner!
 * The Group went on, as they were secretly watched by Darkly, who was giggling quietly like a cute witch.
 * Alpha: "You see, for awhile now, Master Uranus has been studing the thing to learn how to create a pourifying magic wave that'll pourify all the Diamond Dogs in Equestia..... Trouble is, it would only ever work as long as all generations of Diamond Dogs are accounted for, and well...."
 * Nibbler: "That mean tincan alien guy took one particular pack away from us!"
 * Alpha: "Yeah, the ones with Rover, Fido and Spot in them. I know they were trouble to you guys, and admitingly, they did used to be jerks even before the mass corruption made them worse, but Uranus doesn't want any dog left behind. So, that plan is, under hiatus till we can get those three back in Equestia where they belong."
 * Icky: "Trouble is, Nefarious is so desperate to have any followers at all, espeically when the Leage and Scourge snagged all the better villains, that glassdome-head will take all he can take, even if they're guys like Doffinshirts, who to me, is more of a misguided moron then an actual villain. Heck, he doesn't even act as if he's seriously resents to parry the platapus. It's like the poor sap's is more like, a fickle friend then a real enemy."
 * Sparx: Yeah, more like frenemies.
 * Éclair: Still, it will be possible that they will think that guy is so crazy, they'll have to quit the team entirely and stick to stealing diamonds again.
 * Baloo:...You know, that's actually an accurate assumption.
 * Bagheera: Yeah, they are not the ones to resist how ANNOYING Nefarious is.
 * Icky: I'm surprised they've been able to handle his craziness and complaining without having to shout 'SHUT THE F*** UP!!!'...Not that they would do that to their leader, anyway. But I'm sure they'd still crack.
 * Rarity: Indeed. I always knew them as (Diamond Dog impression) "OOOH, THIS PONY IS ANNOYING, SHE'S ALWAYS WHINING LIKE A PUSSY! OOOH, THIS PONY IS JUST SO ANNOYING, CAN SOMEDOGGY GET THIS DAMN MULE TO SHUT UP?!? OOOH, I HATE THIS BITCH, SHE IS CRYING LIKE A FOAL!!! OOOH, LET'S JUST GET RID OF HER BEFORE WE HAVE A TRAUMATIC BREAKDOWN!!!". Just like that.
 * Applejack:...Wow, Rarity, that was actually a pretty good impression of them.
 * Pinkie: Not to mention HILARIOUS!
 * Rarity: It's all in the throat.
 * Cracker: (Chuckles) You guys are funny!
 * Spyro: "Well, maybe this would be one of those less troublesome missions."
 * Lord Shen: "Be on your toes reguardless. Karma has a tendingcy to be, a fickle mistress."
 * Master Uranus: Well, it is nice to get to know you, Ms. Maud Pie. I'm amazed at how you can react even with no emotions. I know a few members of my kingdom who have developed that same mental illness.
 * Maud Pie: Well, it's at least good for me to finally be rid of those jerks you imprisoned. They were trying to find a way to bribe me into passing them off as my assistants so I could get the Rock. Thank Celestia they never found one. By the way, have you found a black pixie flying around lately, because she was with them.
 * Master Uranus: A black pixie? As in African-American pixie?
 * Maud Pie: No, no, no! I mean 'black' as in 'dark fairy', her name is Darkly Chell. You seen her?
 * Master Uranus:...No, I haven't seen one of them around. She must've been invisible or was hiding. I'll order my guards to be on the lookout for her.
 * Maud Pie: Good, because she could be the perfect person to steal the Rock from under our noses. (They both realize)
 * Master Uranus: Oh, boy! I need to double the security of the Rock! If there really IS a Dark Pixie out there, we need to capture her.
 * ???: Excuse me, sir? (The Pound Puppy look-alikes appear with the Lodgers and the Mane 6) These guys came to rescue the gray pony and help protect the Rock.
 * Maud Pie: Pinkie? Well, you came her pretty fast.
 * Pinkie: I'm just glad you're safe, sis! (They both hug)
 * Maud Pie: These Diamond Dogs have captured those kidnappers and kept me here to speak with the leader.
 * Alpha: Yeah, we already told them.
 * Master Uranus: Hmm, they don't look quite like the hero types.
 * Sparx: I-ju-BAH-mu-WHAT?!? THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU SAY ABOUT US?!?
 * Spyro: SPARX, that's no way to talk to a leader!
 * Banzai: Yeah, for God's sake, get some balls! Show some respect to leaders for once.
 * Sparx: (Sighs) Fine!
 * Master Uranus:...Are you all always like that?
 * Bagheera: Don't mind Sparx, sir. We've got a bit of a thing for cracking out comedy. It's our thing.
 * Cracker: These guys are the renowned Shell Lodge Squad!
 * Master Uranus: Is that right? I have heard so much about how you guys have saved our world from evil.
 * Mushu: Oh, you are too kind!
 * Donkey: So where are those crazy villains who want that Rock? I'll give 'em a piece of my mind!
 * Pinkie: Ew, why would you tear off a part of your brain and give it to them?
 * Patrick: I know, that's just nasty!
 * Squidward: (Face palms himself) He means a serious beating!
 * Patrick: Oh...I don't get it.
 * Squidward: (Sighs in annoyance)
 * Master Uranus: "Alchourse. But you must also be on a look out for a dark fairy."
 * Maud Pie: "She claims to be part of a near-extint race called, "Darkness Sprites"."
 * Trixie: "DARKNESS SPRITES?!"
 * Twilight: "Darkness Sprites!? But, Celestia told me they were all destroyed by the light sprites being forced to stop them perimently, when.... When....."
 * Icky: "Oh what so bad about a bunch of little bug-wing people?"
 * Twilight: Well...they were trying thrust eternal misery and suffering on Equestria, even before Tyranny. That's why their polar opposites called Light Sprites were forced to eradicate them all to protect everything in Equestia. Everypony thought they were all gone, but some rumors have went around that not all of them were destroyed. Some went in hiding and tried to evade the Light Sprites and rebuild their numbers to destroy them all and re-take the Crystal Empire. Most ponies thought that was not true, but I guess it IS true now that Maud Pie claims to have seen one.
 * Maud Pie: Not to mention she acted strange in front of that crazy fox. Almost as if...she was in love with him.
 * Icky:...(Shivers in disgust) That's wrong in so many ways, I hardly know where to begin.
 * Master Uranus: Well, if you guys are looking for the prisoners, they're in the dungeon over there. (Points out a hallway)
 * Patrick: Thanks for that, Master Urinus! D'OH, URINUS?!? (Laughs) I-I-I said 'Urinus'! (Laughs) I just jinxed myself for that one! (Laughs)
 * Icky: Okay, that WAS pretty funny.
 * Master Uranus: Oh, you can't tell me how many times my prisoners have called me that. It's a meme that I've probably gotten use to. Now carry on. (They all enter the hallway)
 * Galaxhar: ".... Well, this could've, gone better."
 * Tai Lung: "If they think these mere iron bars can hold me, then they-"
 * Junjie: "Tai Lung don't! I think the leader did something to the bars that-"
 * Tai Lung: (Kicks the bars, but they not only hurt his leg, but zap him. He then lays on the ground holding his leg as he jolts in electricity)
 * Junjie:...That made them indestructible and electric.
 * Tai Lung: IT'S BAD ENOUGH THE CRAP THEY MAKE IS INDESTRUCTIBLE, BUT WHERE THE FLYING F*** DID THEY DISCOVER ELECTRICITY?!? THIS ISN'T SECRET OF NIMH, IT'S A CHRONICLES EPISODE!!! NOW BOTH MY FEET ARE HURT!!! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!! OOOWWW!!!
 * Makunga: Geez, Tai Lung, don't be a pussycat now! (Laughs)
 * Galaxar: None of your jokes are funny, Makunga! You've been telling them for a while!
 * Makunga: Okay, I'll stop.
 * Junjie: You know, being stuck in here with YOU ALL isn't making this any easier. If I had found a way to bribe Maud a while ago, we wouldn't have been stuck in this dungeon!
 * ???: Hello, Junjie! (The Lodgers and ponies appear)
 * Junjie:...Uh...Hey, guys! You're looking good. You all been working out or something?...New haircut, new wardrobe, p**** enhancement--
 * Icky: OKAY, THAT LAST ONE WAS JUST NASTY!!!
 * Pinkie: HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP MY SISTER, YOU BIG JERKS?!? (Grabs Junjie by the neck) IF I WASN'T AFRAID OF VIOLENCE, I'D DO THINGS MORE GRUESOME THAN IN OUR MLP FANFICS!!!
 * Junjie: Now, now, let's not get all angry about this!
 * Donkey: And why not, you big foxhole?!?
 * Junjie: (Gasps) HOW DARE YOU USE SUCH A FOUL NAME?!?
 * Donkey: Oh, what're you gonna do about it, foxhole?
 * Junjie: Okay, you're REALLY pissing me off!
 * Donkey: What's that, foxhole?
 * Junjie: Say it again, I dare you!
 * Donkey: Foxhole!
 * Puss: Okay, this is already getting tedious.
 * Donkey: Shut up, cathole!
 * Puss: WHA--(Stutters)
 * Mushu: Oh, SNAP!! You just got owned!
 * Puss: Oh, shut it, dragonhole!
 * Mushu: WHAT DID YOU JU--I-WHA-WELL I NEVER?!?
 * Spyro: ENOUGH!!!!...There won't be any of THAT here anymore! I'm not afraid to actually hurt anyone of you for fighting. If it means snapping you out of it, it's worth the harassing!
 * Donkey:...Yeah, what were we doing?
 * Icky: (Scoffs) Okay, THAT was really funny!
 * Galaxhar: "Seesh. Are you guys done scolding us? It's been a bad day for us. You had, NO idea, what we seen in the thoundson other tunnels back up there. We even saw a Diamond Dog couple...... Ugh, I didn't want to finish the sentence!"
 * Icky: Well, I guess Lord Cobra is gonna be pissed at you for getting yourself locked up like this. But we have some questions with you concerning this 'Dark Sprite' that you met.
 * Junjie:...You mean Darkly? Oh, she's not with us. She's probably hiding somewhere hopeless and terrified.
 * Rainbow Dash: Oh, she's hopeless and terrified alright! We're on the search for her, and don't think she can help you get that Rock, because we're gonna be on your trail if she even tries!
 * Makunga: HEY, she just came up to us randomly without any thought! She's useless to us because of her size! But you have to admit, that little lady was hot.
 * Tai Lung: Really? You HAD to say such a thing?
 * Makunga: What's so bad about a girl with transparent butterfly wings? THEY'RE ALL AS HOT AS LAVA!!!
 * Junjie: Okay, enough of this!
 * Applejack: We're gonna be watching over yall for the remainder of our stay until we put the Rainbow Rock in tighter security. If you even THINK about doin' anything smart, we'll be right on your tails!
 * Patrick: But Galaxhar doesn't have a tail. (Squidward face palms himself)
 * Junjie: HAH! It's times like this that I wish we still had those embarrassing videos of you losers! YOU'RE ALL SO AMUSING!!!
 * Brandy: Well, you don't! Get over it!
 * Shifu: Alright, who's gonna be watching over these guys until we get the job done?