A Spongebob, Spyro, and Friends Christmas

Christmas time is near and Spongebob is the happiest creature in Bikini Bottom, The Entire United Universes and the Dragon Realms. Spyro, Sparx and Cynder are spending Christmas with Kairi, Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge Mcduck, Pluto, Chip n' Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max while they help the lougers get ready for the Holiday Crossover Festival, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are spending the holidays with the louge since they normally celebrate Hearth's Warming Day with Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and the other ponies of Ponyville doing their presentation on "Twas the Night Before Christmas" while Twilight and Spike both spend Christmas and Hearth's Warming with some old friends from their college years and Patrick is still intent on capturing Santa Claus in order to stop time and make it Christmas all year long. But when Spongebob, Kairi and Spyro are summoned to the North Pole, Santa himself gives them a warning of a great threat to the Christmas Spirit in the form of a scroogy rich uncle of Viper, Lord Copperfang, who intents on ruining Christmas by using a a curse that turns people into scrooges called "The dark man's scroogyness" and turns the weak-minded and not pure enough hearts into tainted scrooges along with the anti hero lougers including Cynder and Riku which puts them all on Santa's naughty list with Copperfang on the top of the list, all for the sake of peace and quiet, and to put an end to all those annoying carollers and those in the Christmas spirit always bugging him with carols, laughter and happiness. And it was good thing they came to the Pole when the High Council agreed to let them go, cause Spongebob, Spyro, Kairi and the others that are good are still on the nice list because Spongebob is still full of Christmas spirit, Kairi's kind and caring heart of pure light and Spyro's bond with Kairi as her dragon are too powerful for the curse, and thus immuned to the scrooge spell, but now they must also face Plankton's mad robotic abomination, again, cause the leage didn't took too kindly of their holiday beating, as well as getting Cynder, Riku and the other anti hero lougers back on Santa's nice list with Spongebob, Celestia and a special guest star becoming the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Futrue with the help of Santa's little gift, The Amulet of Miracles in hopes to reform Copperfang and show him the true meaning of Christmas before Christmas Eve arrives. Also in a subplot, Patchy the Pirate is trying to make amends to Santa for kidnapping the mailman and stealing his truck so he can get back on Santa's nice list, also to get his Christmas Wish this year is to finally meet Spongebob as well as Spyro and Kairi for the first time with Potty the Parrot doubting this, and Ironicly, he ruins his chances again before they even start by stealing a fruitcake truck and then lies to the viewers by saying he gave the delivery guy who owns the truck a day off, but it is revealed that the owner is tied up and gagged in the back, and another diving accident gets both Patchy and Potty lost after they argue about which Christmas Carol the directions to the North Pole are in again and the truck crashes in a dangerious part of the artic ruled by the Miser Bros, a rather, feuding duo, and they antagninise both Patchy and Potty by trying to make them pick a side. Where eventally he meets an attractive, but incredability anti-socal Reindeer named Ginger the Reindeer, a former reindeer of santa before her growing dislike for those who are naughty cause her to make a bad mistake and wrongfully attacked a nice kid, now living her life in soalutary having learned Chrismas-Fu, (a holiday themed form of kung-fu) and always on a lone, undetermin path where she randomly fights monsters that roam the north pole (Like Giant Yetis, Frost Giants, and an arch-rival Ice Serpent with a bendetta against her), and finds herself in the presence of a hopless, annoying pirate and an equily annoying fake parrot. However, will a forced allience together against an eviler realitive of the Miser Bros, North Wind, whom they thought was punished by Mother Nature three years ago, who is not alone time time, who is now allied to an army of deformed elf exsiles with goblin like quilities dubbed as "North Pole Goblins", lead by a celulighted defacted beast called King Diabetus, Ginger's very ice serpent rival Freezar, an exsile Salamander legndary named Lt. Hellfire, an absordly confused and comical rouge maronette puppet named Mime-me, to save Christmas for all 3 of them going back on the nice list and will Copperfang's fate be sealed if he doesn't change?

Chapter 1: Patchy Returns/Christmas Returns to the Dragon Realms
Temple Living Room Cutaway Present Dragon Temple Outskirts Dragon Realms New York (after song.)
 * (Chronicler): Christmas. Everyone you know knows about it. Some love it, some don't. But Christmas is known to represent family, joy, peace on earth, and good will toward men. As for us in the UUniverses, we think of it the same way. But while some worlds have never heard of it, they eventually get introduced to it. It's a holiday that symbolizes that peace is important for the good of mankind, and that it had the potential to brighten up even the darkest of hearts. Even villains acknowledge Christmas, and some even refuse to do evil on Christmas time. People in our worlds say it is a symbol of reformation, and in this very time, they are right. (The Chronicler's Library is seen decorated for Christmas, and we see Namine showing up from a bright white light drawing something that is hidden from the audience, and Jiminy Cricket is seen on her shoulder)
 * Jiminy: Well, look who decided to show up this Christmas? How're ya doing!
 * Namine: Hello, everyone, thank you for coming to hear our story.
 * Jiminy: Even though you already know us, we'll introduce ourselves anyway. Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket. And this is Namine. Now, the holiday story you're about to hear is about what our good friends SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, and the Shell Lodge Squad did this Christmas.
 * Namine: It was the Christmas that cured a soul that wasn't in high spirits because of certain tragedies in his life.
 * Jiminy: I know what you're thinking. "Are you telling the classic Christmas Carol story?" Well, technically yes, but this one is WAY different. It's a holiday experience that makes the story look like a poem. Not that it's a bad story, believe me, I read a lot.
 * Namine: What we're trying to say is that this story isn't remotely related to A Christmas Carol. It's about how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and all of their friends prevented a certain uncle of Viper's from ruining Christmas for everyone and showed him what the true meaning of Christmas really meant.
 * Chronicler: (Enters) And we happen to have that story in one of our books. So, let's get started....(He shows a beautiful red and green book with a lock and has a golden picture of SpongeBob, The Hyenas, Spyro and Sparx on the cover)
 * Jiminy: And thus, our story starts. (The book magically opens and reveals the first page that shows Encino, California) Wait a minute, why are we in Encino, California?
 * Chronicler: Do not worry, the story is coming.
 * Namine: He's right, Jiminy. Here's the title. (The title "A SpongeBob, Spyro and Friends Christmas" appears)
 * Jiminy: Yes, but why are we showing Encino?...Oh, wait, I see what's up. We're gonna meet up with a familiar pirate and his brainy parrot, aren't we?
 * Namine: Yep.
 * Jiminy: Well, what's he up to?
 * Chronicler: Look for yourself...(We see the human citizens getting ready to celebrate Christmas while a fruitcake truck is seen driving down the street, and a familiar pirate is seen driving it with his parrot. Then he notices the audience, and stops the truck)
 * Patchy the Pirate: Ahoy, there! Merry Christmas, kids....Oh, I bet yer' all wonderin' why ol' Patchy has this here fruitcake truck. Well, after that time where I put meself on the Naughty List for tying and gagging a mailman in his own truck just for his truck, I decided to make amends with Santa by giving him and his elves some fruitcake as an apology gift so I can get meself on the Nice List, (Goes to the back) that way I can get the chance to meet SpongeBob and his Shell Lodger buddies. (Opens the back to reveal the owner of the truck tied up and gagged) So I gave this here fruitcake delivery man the day off.
 * Potty: (Scoffs) Here we go again, kids!
 * Patchy: Well, I guess I have no time to lose, so it's time I get back on the road. (Hops back into the truck)
 * Potty: Are you sure you know how to get to the North Pole this time?
 * Patchy: Of course, Potty, ya silly parrot! While we get ourselves on the road, let's see how SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi and their friends are doing this Christmas.
 * Jiminy: That didn't take long, did it?
 * Namine: Man, is Patchy gonna get it this year.
 * Jiminy: Now let's get this story started. (The book flipped through some more pages to reveal a pop-up illustration depicting the Dragon Realms with snow falling from the ground. Everything then transforms into the actual Dragon Realms)
 * (Chronicler): The story begins on December 21, just four days before Christmas. The entire Dragon Realms was blanketed with snow, and our favorite yellow hero is having the time of his life. (The camera goes into the Dragon Temple in SpongeBob's room as he begins to wake up, and a familiar song from It's A SpongeBob Christmas begins)
 * Lord Shen: (Appears after the song ends, and walks up to SpongeBob and Sandy while his wolves and apes carry in something covered by a tarp cloth) Good morning, Square and Squirrel Ones.
 * Spongebob: Hey, Shen! You excited for Christmas this year? I mean, even though you don't ordinarily celebrate Christmas as much as the Winter Feast?
 * Lord Shen: Indeed. My parents seemed to appreciate the Winter Feast just as much as you do with Christmas. They seemed to know about Christmas as well since they were in touch with the High Council before they died.
 * Sandy: Uh...what's under the tarp?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, you'll love it. It took us a few days to get it ready, but it was all worth it. BEHOLD! (Boss Wolf pulls the tarp cloth to reveal a beautiful ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * SpongeBob: (His jaw drops)
 * Sandy: WELL, HOLLY-JOLLY DING DANG DO, WOULD YA' LOOK AT THAT!
 * Lord Shen: Beautiful, isn't it?
 * Boss Wolf: Shen was not easy about this. He asked specifically for ice FROM ANTARCTICA!! God, you would not BELIEVE the trouble I went through.
 * Lord Shen: I had Squidward to do part of the work, but decided to get rid of him since I noticed he was getting annoyed by you again.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, what a grouch! It's Christmas. Nobody should be grouchy on Christmas!
 * Boss Wolf: I beg to differ!
 * Lord Shen: Silence! Now, let's check on the others, shall we?
 * Icky: (The room is decorated with garland, Christmas lights, and a large Christmas tree with a bright-blue glowing star on top) Well, if this doesn't scream 'Christmas-worthy', I don't know what does.
 * Donkey: (He came in, amazed by the wonder and beauty of the Temple decorations) WOW, you really outdone yourself, Ickmeister!
 * Icky: Yeah. At least this will allow us to forget about the time Fidget pissed Lord Shen off with his mistakes.
 * Iago: That was only a few years ago, we've ALREADY forgotten about that.
 * Icky: Oh...well, good.
 * Shenzi: Great, so when do we eat?
 * Ignitus: In good days time, Shenzi.
 * Banzai: Oh, man! It's almost Christmas, and we haven't had our breakfast after breaking our legs decorating the place.
 * Icky: Well, why didn't you just ask?
 * Banzai:...(Sighs) You mean to tell me you would've let us off on a break?
 * Icky: Yeah. It's Christmas time, nobody would be THAT heartless on Christmas time. Who do you think I am, Ebenezer Scrooge?
 * Shenzi:...We'll take that as a 'yes'. Let's go, boys. (They zoom off to the kitchen)
 * Ignitus: DON'T EAT THE CHRISTMAS FOOD, GUYS!!
 * Sparx: So, where's SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: Right here! (He, Sandy, and Lord Shen enter while Shen's wolves bring in his ice sculpture of Kairi and Spyro)
 * Po:...Whoa! That's some ice sculpture, Shen!
 * Icky: Looks like it was made with genuine ice.
 * Lord Shen: Straight from Antarctica.
 * Iago: That explains the smell of polar bear.
 * Skipper: Polar bears aren't native to Antarctica, you idiot!
 * Iago: Really?...Then what is that smell?
 * Boss Wolf: Don't ask!...PLEASE!
 * Boss Wolf: (Screams like a girl as a female leopard seal chases him down)
 * Leopard Seal: COME BACK HERE, YOU HOTTIE!!
 * Boss Wolf: NO!
 * Icky: (Melman appears with Christmas lights covering him) Oh, here's our Christmas "Giraffe"! (He and Iago laugh)
 * Mr. Whiskers: (Laughs)...I don't get it!
 * Melman: Oh, ha-ha, very funny, you guys.
 * Viper: Guys, I think you should know by now that I'm bringing someone here for a visit.
 * Sir Hiss: Who?
 * Viper: It's a surprise.
 * Icky: Well, I already invited some of our friends from past adventures to visit the party.
 * Viper: Really? Who?
 * Icky: A certain nobody of Boy Sora's for example.
 * Sandy: Ohhh, you mean that Roxas guy?
 * Icky: Not just him. I'm also inviting our old pal, Jiminy Cricket. I'm sure he's still in our debt for helping him guide Pinocchio to the path to being a real boy.
 * Patrick: (Stuck in a trap) I thought that was just dumb luck.
 * Tigress: Also, Kairi's medieval relatives are coming to the party.
 * Icky: There's also Boy Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, and Goofy's son, Max, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders. Celestia, Twilight and Spike couldn't make it because they're spending Christmas and Hearth's Warming with Taiku, his friends, and a few others they say were from the Rise of the Guardians world. Shining and Cadance are spending the holidays alone. I was even able to reluctantly invite Discord to the party.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!? Absolutely not! I don't want that silly freak of reality lousing up this party!
 * Boss Wolf: You're STILL cross with him?
 * Lord Shen: (Takes out his blade) You got a problem with that?
 * Boss Wolf:...No, of course not.
 * Lord Shen: Good. Now, Prehistoric One, I want you to call him up and tell him he's canned!
 * ???: Too late! (A white flash appears, and a Christmas gift is seen)
 * Mr. Whiskers: OH, BOY, A PRESENT!!
 * Lord Shen: WAIT, DON'T--(Whiskers opens it, and a blizzard of snow pops out, and the snow molds itself and forms Discord dressed up as Santa)
 * Discord: You can't get rid of me THAT easily, Shen!
 * Sandy: Well, you seem pretty early.
 * Discord: Well, duh, I'd like to see you imagine me getting here WITHOUT magic.
 * Shen: Listen pal, don't you have a family of your own to celebrate with? I'm pretty sure your parents wouldn't want to be kept waiting for their 'reformed' son to arrive for the holidays.
 * Discord: Of course! That's why I brought them here! (King Wacky and Queen Pranks teleported there)
 * Shen: Butt-sauce!
 * King Wacky: Oh, my! Shen, you sure have put a lot of effort in making an ice sculpture of your precious niece.
 * Discord: Pfft, that's nothing. You should've seen the ice sculptures I made.
 * Lord Shen: Nobody cares about your chaotic past, you dunce!
 * Queen Pranks: Shen, be nice!
 * King Wacky: Yeah. We wouldn't wanna have to remove your beak, now would we?
 * Lord Shen:...Okay!
 * Sandy: And damn, is Kairi gonna be surprised when she and Spyro see this here ice sculpture.
 * SpongeBob: Say, speaking of Kairi, where's our sweet little angel?
 * Boss Wolf: Christmas caroling with Spyro and Cynder, and some kids.
 * Sparx: Oh, that's right, the Digidestined and I are supposed to be with Kairi, Spyro and their friends caroling. I almost forgot.
 * Tai: (From outside) Sparx! Hurry up, we're late!
 * Sparx: SMELL YA LATER! (He zipped away)
 * Lord Shen:...Well, if Discord is going to behave himself, he can stay.
 * Discord: You have my word, nothing surreal will happen.
 * Lord Shen: Yeah, it'd better not. Now, let's go check on the Christmas food.
 * Squidward: Assuming if the Hyenas haven't bitten off more than they could chew.
 * Sparx: (Zips up to the group of carolers) What'd I miss? (They all walk away as some familiar Muppets are seen in an apple cart)
 * Rizzo: Christmas apples!
 * Gonzo: Oh, hey, it's you! We've been expecting you....Oh, I bet you're wondering "What the heck are we doing here in the Dragon Realms"?
 * Rizzo: Well, now that I think about it, what ARE we doing here?
 * Gonzo: Don't you remember? The Chronicler, Namine, and Jiminy Cricket asked us to help tell you viewers the story.
 * Rizzo: Oh...well, remind me again why they chose random people like us.
 * Gonzo: Because the Chronicler is a busy dragon, and everyone else is on a Christmas spree. We were the only ones left for this specific job.
 * Rizzo: Oh, yeah....Well, to heck with that, I'm just here for the food!
 * Jiminy: (Appearing from a bubble above Rizzo's head) What're you doing, Rizzo? Eating on the job? Get back to work!
 * Rizzo: Alright, alright! Don't get your undies in a bunch.
 * Gonzo: Now, to begin the story.
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are walking down the street) Everyone loves Christmas! The young, the old, the so-n-so!
 * Rizzo: Except for those of other religions.
 * Gonzo: RIZZO!
 * Rizzo: What? It's true!
 * Gonzo: (Sighs) Let's all just forget you didn't hear that. Anyway, Christmas is a holiday where even natural enemies would put their differences aside for the sake of this most wonderous of days. There's not a single soul that doesn't like-- (Suddenly, a limousine zoomed by, covering the two with snow)...
 * Rizzo: (The two got out from the snow) WHO THE JUNK WAS THAT ROAD HOG?!?
 * Gonzo: Let's just say that was among the 1% of non-religious people that have...otherwise feelings towards Christmas. In life, there was two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley who had a nasty business partner named Jin Juan Ping, which he legally changed to 'Copperfang Scrooge'. He was a snake that was more cold-blooded than normal cold-blooded reptilian standards. Even his condor butler and warthog maid, as obedient as they are, can't help but feel a strange coldness in the air every time his limousine passed them.
 * Rizzo: Say, is it getting cold around here?
 * Gonzo: Well, that's probably because we're still sitting in this snow pile Copperfang buried us in.
 * Rizzo: Oh, right.

Chapter 2: Lord Copperfang's Christmas Ruining Takes Hold
Toy Building Lord Copperfang's Office Santa Claus' Workshop Copperfang's Office Santa's Workshop The Reindeer Stables Miser Bros. Terratories Altitude During the Middle of the Song After Song Copperfang's Toy Company Building Copperfang's Office Main Lobby Elves' Sleigh Altitude Copperfang's Office Elves' Sleigh Toy Company Factory Parking Lot Limousine A Local Café Table 9 Dragon Temple Swamps SpongeBob's Room, Dragon Temple Later... The City Road in the Woods (This song plays) Dragon Realms Desert Dragon Temple 12 seconds later... Villain League Fortress Junjie's Room
 * ???: (The song ends immediately after this) WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP?!? GOD, THAT'S ANNOYING!!!
 * Woman: How rude! (The limousine arrives and pulls over to a tall building that has the words 'Copper & Weasley Toys HQ' on it as a condor dressed like a butler gets out of the driver's seat and goes over to let his employer out of the limo)
 * Condor: Here we are, sir, your office building.
 * Lord Copperfang: (Appears from out of the limo as a snake similar to Viper's father, but wearing a suit, cape, top hat, a red scarf, an eye piece, and a staff with a diamond and a golden dollar-sign on it. He slithered out without so much as a grunt)
 * Copperfang: (He and his condor butler go inside the building as various animals are seen making toys and so on, all sweaty and exhausted) Ah, I love the smell of profit in the morning. (They pass by a Chihuahua and a lizard as the Chihuahua sighs in sadness)
 * Lizard: John? What's wrong?
 * Chihuahua (John): Oh, nothing, James. It's just that...well...Christmas is coming soon, and I have no idea if the boss is gonna let everyone off for the holidays like he rarely does these days.
 * Lizard (James): Pfft, I wish! You know how scroogy that reptile is!
 * John: It's just that...one of my kids has started feeling unwell recently, and I just wanna spend Christmas with him, and not locked in the office building that also serves as a toy factory.
 * James: I can't imagine the odds of him allowing that. He never keeps his word these days. (They see Copperfang arriving to a Gazelle secretary)
 * Gazelle Secretary: Morning, Lord Copperfang, you have 2 meetings today.
 * Lord Copperfang: Of course I do, Secretary Savania. Now move so I can attend it. (Slithers inside an office)
 * John:...This is my chance, James.
 * James: Oh, I don't know about that. The last employee who tried to asked for something was hospitalized by Copperfang's security guards. Poor soul was trying to get the chance to see his ill wife who died afterward.
 * John: Well, it wouldn't hurt to try....(Breathes deeply) Well, here I go.
 * James: But you can't interrupt him in the middle of his meeting. You could get fired.
 * John: Then I'll simply wait. I don't care what happens, I am not going to let my family down.
 * Copperfang: (He is seen counting a series of coins)
 * Speaker Voice: Sir, two businessmen are here to see you. A cat and a dog, to be precise.
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Send them in, Miss Savania. (He then turns his chair and sees a huge portrait of himself as a younger snake with two weasels similar to Buck from Ice Age 3, both with red and blue eye-patches on either side of their heads) Ah, my old business partners, and teenage friends. Alan and Drakey Weasley, dead 3 years on Christmas Eve which is only three days from now. Ah, those two and I had some great times. Tragic they died from an incident with a poison-dart frog. Man, what funny words they said. In their last wills and testaments, they left me enough money to pay for their tombstones. (Laughs) And I had them buried at sea. (Chuckles) You're a rotter, Mr. Copperfang! (A knock is heard) Come in! (A bloodhound and brown tabby cat came in, and the tabby was incredibly clumsy)
 * Bloodhound: Hello, Mr. Copperfang. The name is Nigel, and that guy over there is my clumsy associate, Stanley. (Stanley the Tabby Cat crashes into a shelf filled with glass)
 * Stanley: I'M OKAY!
 * Nigel: Uh...right. Anyway, we are representatives for a donation organization. Today's projects are to keep Prison 42 afloat, as well founding for the local hospitals, orphanages, and our biggest one, relief for the poor victims of Hurricane Sandy.
 * Stanley: It may've been 2 years ago, but that was a really bad storm, ya know-- (Trips, and crashes into a vase) OOF!!...I'M OKAY!
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? A charity scam?
 * Nigel: Hell, no, we didn't say 'charity scam', did we? We're just collecting money for the poor, that's all.
 * Copperfang: Oh, I see. You want me to give you money for the poor, huh? Well then, if I help you raise money for the poor, you do realize that means the poor won't be poor anymore will they?
 * Stanley: We just wanna make things better for them.
 * Copperfang: And if the poor is not poor anymore, you won't have to raise money anymore, will you?
 * Nigel: Well, I suppose--
 * Copperfang: And if you don't have to raise money anymore, then you would be put out of a job and just before Christmas Eve. (Pretending to take pity on them) Oh please, gentlemen. Don't ask me to put you out of a job! Not before Christmas Eve!
 * Stanley:...Wow, even for a snake, that's quite a venomous outlook.
 * Copperfang: Excuse me? You come in here just to insult my pride? I WON'T HAVE IT! (Presses a button) Get me security! I need some people who are trying to trick me into giving them money for free! (Bulldog security guards showed up)
 * Stanley: (Cat screams, and he and Nigel are grabbed by the bulldogs)
 * Copperfang: You want some money? Well, I've got a bundle right here! (Raises his tail up) Spend it like mad! Now, get lost! (The bulldog security guards drag the two out of the building and threw them out into the snow)
 * Stanley:...So, where was his bundle of money? (Nigel looked at him weird)...
 * Copperfang: (Sighs, and looks at the portrait again) What's this world coming to, Weasleys? You work all your life to make money...and people want you to give it away! I swore to make this the best company in the UUniverses, and I meant it!
 * Savania: (On speaker) Mr. Copperfang, your niece and some yellow-bellied snake with her is here to see you.
 * Copperfang: (His jaw opens in shock, and he sighs) Send them in. By the Gods, I never get a break! (Looks at his portrait again) At least I'm happy you two won't have to deal with Christmas anymore. The plus side is that I don't have to share 50% of the business and profits with you two anymore. Yet, I have to face my Kung Fu-loving niece. I have to acknowledge my family for once after...that night....(Looks sad, but sharpens up) No matter!
 * Viper: (She and Sir Hiss come in) Hello, Uncle Jin. It's been years since we last met, and--
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) Viper, my dear, we've talked about this. I legally changed my name to Copperfang Scrooge. Were you so tied up with that turtle's sidekick's teachings that you forgot?
 * Sir Hiss: (Offended) I beg your pardon, good sir! Is that anyway to talk to your own niece?
 * Viper: Hiss, don't make him angry.
 * Copperfang: Who is this guy?
 * Viper: Oh, this is my friend, Sir Hiss.
 * Copperfang: Hiss? You mean that chump who abandoned you for a greedy lion prince? Oh, you decided to come back crawling from all that loot you gained.
 * Sir Hiss: Snakes do not crawl! They slither!
 * Copperfang: (Sighs) But where are my manners for a niece who shows the only family compassion for me? What brings you here?
 * Viper: Well, Uncle Copperfang, I came to ask you something.
 * Copperfang: Be quick about it, I'm counting my profits. (Begins drinking some wine)
 * Viper: I came to ask you if you would like come to our Crossover Holiday Festival and spend Christmas with me and my family in four days.
 * Copperfang: (Spits his wine out in shock all over Sir Hiss)
 * Sir Hiss: UGGGH!! Did it expire or something?!? God, why is it I wind up getting covered in alcohol every few moments?
 * Copperfang: Pardon my French, but could you run that by me again?
 * Viper:...Would you like to spend Christmas with us?
 * Copperfang: (Smacks away his money pile with his cane in anger as the money piles onto Sir Hiss) DID THAT RED PANDA MAKE YOU FORGET OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME?!? I do not enjoy Christmas! Have you forgotten what it has done to me, you stupid girl?!?
 * Viper: I was only asking to see if you'd come around!
 * Copperfang:...(Sighs, and takes a deep breath) Viper, I love you like a child, but please, keep your holiday spirit to yourself and I'll keep mine to myself.
 * Viper: I'm sorry. I've tried for years to make you happy after what my family thinks about you.
 * Copperfang:...(Shivers)...I left my family behind me a long time ago. You're the only family comfort I have left. And I must ask you to leave.
 * Viper:...(Sighs) Well, if you insist. Come on, Hiss, let's go. (They both leave)
 * Sir Hiss: (Notices Viper shedding a tear)...I am so sorry, Viper. I knew this would end so badly. What makes him so cold-hearted, anyway?
 * Viper: I'd rather not talk about it. (They both go out the building)
 * Copperfang:...(Looks out the window to see Viper and Hiss leaving)...Bah, humbug!
 * Head Elf: (Santa's elves were busy making toys as usual as a head elf runs towards Santa's office as Santa was sleeping, and the head elf burst in scaring Santa to fall through the floor) SANTA! I'VE GOT URGENT NEWS!!
 * Santa: (Gets himself unstuck from the floor) Ho-Ho-Holy Jingle Bells, what is it, Alfred? Don't you knock, by the way?
 * Alfred: It's the Naughty List! Guess who made top-dog again for the umpteenth time in the row? (Shows a small iPad-like device labeled 'The imNaughty Pad, and Santa looks at the top and sees Lord Copperfang's name on the top of the Naughty List)
 * Santa:...Great Galloping Fruitcake, Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping Scrooge has made the top of the naughty list AGAIN?!?...(Sighs) What are these UUniverses coming to? What naughty deed did that poor bloke do this time?
 * Alfred: Recently or in the past?
 * Santa: Recently.
 * Alfred: Well, first, he had security guards throw 2 donation guys face first into the snow after giving them...er...the tail, I guess? Then he reacted angrily to his own niece, despite keeping his cool. I've never seen him that scroogy before.
 * Santa: (Sighs) He still hasn't learned the true meaning of Christmas, has he? (Checks a matching device called the 'imNice Pad', and finds SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi's names by order on the top)...Alfred, find Teddy and Dougie and tell Teddy to go to the Dragon Temple to pick up SpongeBob SquarePants and tell Dougie to find Spyro and Kairi. Oh, and while you're at it, get my wife to make refreshments. We're going to have some company.
 * Alfred: Uh, why do you want us to get SpongeBob?
 * Santa: Well, I gotta talk to him, Spyro and Kairi about Copperfang and that terrible scroogy spell of his.
 * Alfred: Say no more, Santa! Oh, and uh, who's coming for dinner?
 * Santa: It will be just SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro for today, Alfred.
 * Alfred: ON IT! (Zooms off in unbelieveable speeds)
 * Speaker:...Sir, one of your employees requests a meeting with you.
 * Copperfang: Which one?
 * Savana: John Chihuahua, sir.
 * Copperfang: (Gets curious) Send him in. (John the Chihuahua enters the office)...Well, if it isn't my absolute favorite employee, John Chihuahua. What brings you to my office?
 * John: Well, senior, I want to talk business with you.
 * Copperfang: (Surprised) Business?
 * John: Well, the other employees and I were wondering--
 * Copperfang: Yes?
 * John:...Well, as you know, since Christmas is four days away and we know you don't like Christmas and what it did to you in the past, and we mean no disrespect bringing that up to you again because of it, but we were wondering if we could have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off?
 * Copperfang:...Well...I suppose so. But I'll have to duct you and the other employees half of next week's pay right after you receive your Christmas bonuses.
 * ???: NO!! (Copperfang and John looked to see other employees at the front door)
 * James:...Awkward.
 * Copperfang:...Well, if that's really what you want, then fine! You beloved employees can all take Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, but be back here on Boxing Day and work 24 hours to make up for the two missed days and your pay ducts.
 * John: Well, thanks, senior. I thought you were gonna try to trick or threaten us into changing our minds--
 * Copperfang: Miss Savania, put the 'Help Wanted' sign back up, I think our entire staff mysteriously vanished into thin air.
 * Crab Employee: We'll be back on Boxing Day and make up for our pay ducts, sir.
 * James: Absolutely. (The other employees nod in agreement)
 * Copperfang: (Chuckling) I knew you would. (Goes back to counting his profits) I certainly did.
 * Alfred: Alright, Teddy and Dougie. Front and center! I have an urgent mission for you both.
 * Teddy a Fat Elf: What's that?
 * Alfred: We got a serious problem regarding Lord Copperfang Jin Juan Ping who made top dog on the naughty list, for the umpteenth time in a row.
 * Teddy: Again?
 * Dougie a Skinny Elf: What did that stingy grouch do to get Top Dog this time?
 * Alfred: You mean recently, right?
 * Dougie: Yep. Fire away, Alfred.
 * Alfred: First off, he had 2 donation guys tossed out face in snow after giving him 'the tail', then he got angry at his niece for trying to invite him for a Christmas party, as well as counts of being too bossy to his employees, but that's his common offense, you boys are aware of that, right? Our main concern is what I meant first and second.
 * Teddy: Of course, so what is the plan?
 * Alfred: Santa wants us to bring SpongeBob SquarePants, Spyro, and the Seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, to him so the big man can warn them about Copperfang.
 * Dougie: So you want us to get the sleigh, hitch up the reindeer, get SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi and bring them here?
 * Alfred: Yeah, that's the idea in the nutshell.
 * Teddy: Alfred, After we get SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, you do realize we'll have to giude them safely through the Miser Brothers' Territories?
 * Alfred: I take it those two are at it again, huh?
 * Teddy: Yeah!
 * Dougie: Yeah, not even birds can fly there without getting mistaken for minions of each other.
 * Teddy: Those two can really have a go at each other and anyone crazy enough to fly over their turf.
 * Alfred: Yes, but unfortunately, we have no choice. It's a straight shot from here to the Dragon Temple where SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro live, which is the easy part.
 * Dougie: And the hard part is?
 * Alfred: We have to guide the three through both the Miser Brother's Territories, and their crazy attempts to hurt each other, and you bunch unharmed.
 * Teddy: (Gulps) I feel uneasy about this.
 * Dougie: Look, this ain't our first time at the rodeo, kid! We did worse missions than this. Remember when we migrated the yeti tribe to a better location away from Santa's Workshop?
 * Teddy: Oh don't remind me, Dougie!
 * Alfred: He's right! We gotta focus on the task at hand here. Come on, let's get the team.
 * Teddy: Okay...uh...who's the team again?
 * Dougie: He means the reindeer, Ted.
 * Teddy: Oh, right.
 * Alfred: (Eight familiar reindeer are seen in their feeding pens as the three elves appeared) ATTEN-TION!! (The reindeer got up in a military stand pose)
 * Donner: (In a Jim Cummings voice) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Blitzen, and yours truly, reporting for duty, Alfred!
 * Teddy:...Uh...Why do the reindeer sound Russian?
 * Alfred: We got the DreamWorks Madagascar variation as a transfer.
 * Dougie: Sorry, what?
 * Alfred: Well, as you are aware, our Santa ain't the only Santa, so these aren't the only reindeer, and we ain't the only elves. The UUniverses is insanely vast, and a majority of worlds celebrate Christmas, so there has to be a Santa to meet each one. Sometimes we like to transfer reindeer around since certain Santas have a knack with machines like ours does, and we got the ones from one of the DreamWorks versions. These guys are very strict and militant, and they don't play nicely with creatures from Antarctica because they have this crazy thought that Santa used to live in the South Pole, and bribed him with candy canes and cheap elf labor, which was nothing more than an urban legend.
 * Donner: That's what I keep telling South Polers, but do they listen? NIET! And what's worse, they seduced Cupid!
 * Cupid: HEY, Private was a very special guy!
 * Alfred: Enough of that, you two! You've got a job to do here!
 * Donner: Afraid, what is big problem?
 * Alfred: Short and simple, Copperfang is top dog on the Naughty List, and Santa thinks he may be on the verge to be a serious problem. We're all aware that he's a toy owner who learned how to wield terrible magic from a book of spells he found in a basement. If mad enough, he can use a powerful spell that can turn anyone just like him.
 * Teddy: A snake?
 * Dougie: An old guy?
 * Donner: Reptile?
 * Alfred: More along the lines of being a Scrooge! Specifically, a person who hates Christmas. He knows a spell that can turn anyone who's heart is not pure enough and the weak-minded into Scrooges. However, it has drawbacks. One, it goes away after Christmas. And does anyone know the greatest drawback of all?
 * Teddy: It's a rare spell only the strongest warlock knows?
 * Alfred: Close, but no! (To reindeer) Any of you? (The other reindeer except Cupid and Donner just shrugged 'I don't know')...Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out. Anyway, we need you eight to help us find three people and bring them to Santa. You might know them by SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Donner: You mean that purple dragon, that hero sponge, and that charming as hell Princess of Heart? You kidding, they're friends of South Polers!
 * Cupid: Donner, I grow tired of your lousy hatred for those penguins! You can't blame them for not listening to reason. I wasn't able to tell Private about it, who I trusted to tell his comrades about. That would've solved problem in 10 seconds flat.
 * Donner: Cupid, that's enough talk! I forbid you from seeing that penguin again on this mission!
 * Cupid: Oh, pfft, who do you think you are, my father?
 * Alfred: I said that's enough! Donner, I want you to behave while on this mission, and give Cupid the respect she deserves, and respect her wishes. Is that clear?
 * Donner:...(Sighs) For the sake of Christmas not being ruined, then I shall accept.
 * Alfred: Alright then! Move out!
 * Alfred: (The elves are seen flying on the sleigh and reindeer) Be careful, Donner! This is a warzone waiting to happen!
 * Donner: Oh, pfft, we've gotten our Santa Claus out of situations like this all the time. We enjoy a little action every once in a while. These stupid feuding Miser Bros. don't scare us! Come to think of it, where are they?
 * Teddy: Yeah, seems quiet so far. I mean, nothing dangerous happened yet--
 * Alfred: WATCH OUT!!! (The elves scream as a fireball and an icicle hit on impact as a familiar song is heard)
 * Donner: And here comes their trademark songs, kiddies!
 * Heat Miser: (Notices the group) Ohh! Well don't just stand there! Elves! Santa's Stealth Ops! Ooh, they must be on their way to get kids to start thinking about a White Christmas again!
 * Alfred: (Via megaphone) Actually, we're on an important mission to get a sponge, a dragon and girl! We don't mean any harm, don't open fire!
 * Heat Miser: LIARS! START FIRING!
 * Donner: Reindeer, start evasive maneuvers! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE!! (They start dodging the attacks)
 * Heat Miser: Wha--what kind of reindeer are they totin'?
 * Snow Miser: NICE MISS! I'VE SEEN HOTTER SHOTS IN THE VOLCANIC ERUPTION OF MT. ST HELENS!!
 * Heat Miser: OH, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER!!
 * Snow Miser: AS YOU WISH!! (Starts firing icicles at the sleigh)
 * Teddy: Oh, classic Miser Bros, competing for superiority!
 * Donner: HAH, we can handle icicles! (They dodge the icicles)
 * Snow Miser: Wow! Santa must be paying those reindeer BIG TREATS for getting through this.
 * Heat Miser: Huh, déjà vu!
 * Snow Miser: AHHHHHH, SHADDAP!! (The reindeer got them through safely)
 * Heat Miser: THEY GOT AWAY!! THEY GOT AWAAAY!!!
 * Snow Miser: No blitz! It's all your fault, hothead!
 * Heat Miser: No, it was YOURS, cold-shoulder!
 * Snow Miser: Sunburner!
 * Heat Miser: Frostbiter!
 * Snow Miser: Thermophile!
 * Heat Miser: Freezer-Burn!
 * Snow Miser: Lousy-Degree!
 * Heat Miser: Broomball!
 * Snow Miser:...Hellfire!
 * Heat Miser: (Gasps) THAT'S IT, IT'S GO TIME, AGAIN!! (They continue the fight as the song continues)
 * Alfred: (Sighs) Will those two ever agree on anything?
 * Teddy: Doubtful.
 * Dougie: But we have to go back into Snow Miser and Heat Miser's domain again once we get SpongeBob, Kairi and Spyro.
 * Alfred: And when we bring them through there, Heat Miser's going to realize that we're telling the truth.
 * Teddy: So, how far is the Dragon Realms?
 * Alfred: Let me check the map. If I could just find it in my pockets.
 * John:...Oh, finally, about time to go home! (The other employees agree, and then a well-dressed weasel passed through)
 * James:...Who was that?
 * John: I don't know, but who cares? I was able to have a talk with Copperfang, and live. We're gonna enjoy our Christmas, mi amigo!
 * Speaker: Mr. Copperfang, you have a visitor with interesting business propositions.
 * Copperfang: Oh, really? Well, by all means, let him in! (The weasel walks in)
 * Weasel: Greetings, dear Copperfang. It's nice to finally see you.
 * Copperfang: And...you are?
 * Weasel: I'm Mr. Darwin Weasley. You might know me as the nephew of your old friends, Alan and Drakey.
 * Copperfang: They never told me they had a nephew.
 * Weasel (Darwin): Well, they don't talk about me much, despite the fact that I made them the corporate people you knew they were today. You see, I am the President and CEO of widespread D-Mart stores everywhere, and I have a quite a deal for you since you've done so well for my uncles following their deaths.
 * Copperfang: Wait, you're the owner of D-Mart? The widespread super-store that makes more money than the whole money supply of any world?
 * Darwin: Precisely. People say I make trillions, but heck, that's bread money to me! We make so much money, we're talking zillions. So much, we have to invent a new word for it.
 * Copperfang: BY JOVE, YOU'RE THAT RICH?!?
 * Darwin: Richer than Bruce Wayne!
 * Copperfang: You possess wealth I only wish to get! What is it you want?
 * Darwin: I came to have you sign a contract that guarantees money by the hundreds, maybe in the zillions. I am looking for a toy company to partnership with D-Mart since the last one got shut down, and because you're reputation perceives you, you're the guy I need for the job.
 * Copperfang: Me?
 * Darwin: Of course. My stores are stupidly low on toys from Black Friday and we need to restock on toys before the sales of Christmas go down! And I'm sure even my uncles would allow this.
 * Copperfang:...Really?
 * Darwin: Trust me, gramps! We are supply and demand! We must supply!
 * Copperfang: Supply and demand?
 * Darwin: Of course! That would mean employees will have to work through the weekends, celebrations of any kind, even if it means on Christmas Eve and Day! Trust me, the rewards are worth it, my friend.
 * Copperfang: To be at par with the richest weasel ever? That's a deal I can sink my fangs into! You've got a deal!
 * John:...(Sighs joyfully) Finally, after all these years of hard work, Copperfang is finally coming to his senses.
 * James: Yeah, it's very surprising. Maybe he's not so bad after all--
 * Copperfang: (On speaker) Attention all employees. There will be a change in plans. For you see, I have just signed a deal with my old weasel workers' nephew, the President and CEO of D-Mart, Mr. Darwin Weasley! This company is finally gonna become rich. (The employees get excited)
 * James: So that's what that weasel guy was!
 * John: Huh? I'm surprised. I'm actually proud for him--
 * Copperfang: However, sacrifices have to be made. You all are working through Christmas Eve and Day! He has many sales to meet and supply! This is a supply and demand world, and Christmas has no room for a modernized world! That is all. (Ends transmission)
 * Fox Worker: WHAT?!?
 * Crab Worker: NO FAIR!!
 * Badger Worker: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!
 * James: OH, COME ON!
 * John: But...but he promised we would have time off!
 * Alfred: Well, gentlemen, if my calcuations are correct, we're finally heading into Dragon Realms airspace.
 * Teddy: So, how do we find them now that this place has become more civilized with other animals from other worlds since Malefor's downfall?
 * Cupid: Don't worry, Teddy, we'll find them! All we have to do is find the Dragon Temple. That's where they live.
 * Alfred: (Suddenly, something in his pocket vibrates) What the--? (Takes out his imNaughty Pad device) Oh, great! My imNaughty Pad is acting up again! (Reads it)...Oh, no, it's Copperfang again!
 * Teddy: What did he do now?
 * Alfred: Well, let's see. (Presses the screen, and a view of Copperfang's office is seen as several employees are protesting)
 * John: Boss, with all do respect, what's wrong with you? What in the Santa Compaña is going on?
 * Copperfang: Darwin offered me a better deal, that's all.
 * Darwin: Everybody calm down! I know this upsets you, but this is just business we're talking about.
 * James: But this isn't fair!
 * Copperfang: Sorry, James, but life isn't fair! You'll have to deal with it if you want to keep this job.
 * John: But senior, you promised!
 * Copperfang: I'm changing the promise! I'll let you off once Christmas is over and Darwin's deal with me is complete. Christmas is just another work day, and anyone who thinks otherwise should be boiled in his own pudding!
 * James: Well, that's not very nice!
 * John: But senior, Christmas is a time for giving. A time to be with one's family.
 * Copperfang: DO NOT REMIND ME OF FAMILY, JOHN! Family means nothing to me anymore. And as for Christmas, I say 'Bah, humbug'!
 * James: And I say 'Merry Christmas', 'MERRY CHRISTMAS'! Sir, you never keep your word with these things, and you're not being fair to us employees. Can't you just have a heart for once?
 * Copperfang: I don't want anymore protesting from all of you! Get back to work, or I'm calling in security! (The bulldog guards come out with nightsticks, everyone moans sadly, and leaves the office)
 * Darwin:...Wow, sir, you need to keep your employees on a tighter leash.
 * Teddy: What just happened?!?
 * Alfred: I'm afraid things with Copperfang just got worse. He broke his promise of letting his employees off because of his greed. I'm afraid we need to find that Temple and fast!
 * Dougie: Indeed. Donner, full speed ahead!
 * Donner: As you wish! (They speed up)
 * John: (Going back to his post with James as tears fall down his eyes)...How could he break his promise?
 * James: And here, I thought he had finally changed.
 * John: Ay carumba, this is bad! What am I gonna tell my family? What am I gonna tell...*Sniffs* Teeny Tom? (Gonzo and Rizzo are seen watching them from out the window)
 * Gonzo:...(Sighs) Well, folks, Santa's worries are very justified indeed. Copperfang's lone interest in wealth has made him forget his sense of morality.
 * Rizzo: Geez, I thought he was a grouch before, but this?! Breaking a promise to a poor underpaid Chihuahua? That's like piling a whole MOUNTAIN of snow on us. Aren't those elves gonna get the Lodgers yet?
 * Gonzo: Rizzo, Santa insturcted those elves to bring only SpongeBob, Spyro and Kairi to him. I assure you that the Lodgers will find out about Copperfang's scroogy attitude in good time. But all in all, Christmas may be looking at trouble.
 * Copperfang: (Heads towards his limo where his Condor butler waits for him) Take me home, Henry.
 * Condor Butler (Henry): Yes, sir. (Copperfang gets in the limo)
 * ???: SIR, WAIT! (John appears from out the door)
 * Copperfang: Uh, on second thought, take me to my usual lunch spot, and step on it!
 * John: PLEASE, SIR! THINK ABOUT MY SON!! (The limo just drives off in the streets leaving John coughing at the limo smoke)...(Sighs) ¿Cómo voy a cuidar de mi hijo ahora? (Spanish: How am I gonna take care of my son now?) (John sheds a tear, and walks back into the building)
 * Henry: Pardon my curiosity, sir, but, what was that about? Didn't he say something about...a son?
 * Copperfang: Oh, just Jonathan's sob story about his sick son. You know, it's just natural selection. If he's gonna die, let him. His death will ease the problem of the surplus population, and one less mouth to feed. Why bother to care for someone who's death is eventual? (Henry didn't respond)...Henry? What's up?
 * Henry: Oh, nothing, I was just asking. I...I didn't wanted to engage conversation.
 * Copperfang: Good.
 * Henry: ("Oh dear! Always so negative! I know somewhere under all that self-entitled wealth-loving rudeness is a better snake. Especially for his...niece, the only member of his family who shows any respect for him.")
 * Copperfang: I think today was a special and grand day, Henry. I just signed a tremendous deal with Darwin Weasley.
 * Henry: You mean the President of D-Mart, sir?
 * Copperfang: And the nephew of Alan and Drakey that I didn't know existed. I wonder why the two didn't tell me about him?...Anyway, to my usual melon collie lunch spot. My stomach is starting to twist.
 * Henry: 'Melon Collie', sir?
 * Copperfang: It's a term for my depression of Christmas, Henry.
 * Henry: Right, sir.
 * Copperfang: (He and Henry arrive as the people in the store look at him with surprise, anger and disinterest)...
 * Henry: Sir, why are the people looking at you like that?
 * Copperfang: Probably because of the usual ways they think about me. Now let's go. (They arrive to a French Poodle waiter)
 * French Poodle: Ah, bonjour, monsieur Copperfang! Your usual table?
 * Copperfang: That would be lovely, Andre.
 * Copperfang: (Slithers into his seat) Ahh, nothing like a nice meal after a sweet deal to sweeten the taste of profit. (Sighs joyfully as several people in the café look at him disinterested)...What are you looking at me for? (They left their table)...Yeesh, you'd think they'd treat an old person with some respect. (Henry looks at him for that statement)...What?
 * ???: Ahh, what a remarkable coincidence! (Darwin appears) How lucky am I to run into my honorable client in my favorite café in the town?
 * Copperfang: Darwin, what a pleasent surprise to see you here!
 * Darwin: (Sits down) I was going to go to your office and tell you about this whole deal we made. (Andre the Poodle appeared)
 * Andre: Would you like your usual, Mr. Copperfang?
 * Copperfang: No, I'm starting to cut back on those fattening dumplings and chicken. Just give me a turkey and mozzarella cheese sandwich with some tomato soup. Any of you want something?
 * Henry: I'm not hungry, thank you.
 * Darwin: I'd like just 1 dumpling and a some tomato soup.
 * Coppefang: And we'll just have water.
 * Andre: Coming right up. (Leaves)
 * Darwin: Well, Copperfang, I told the board about you, and they love ya! Your company's perfect for ensured sales! And we both are gonna benefit from this!
 * Copperfang: Wonderful news, Darwin! Just wonderful!
 * Darwin: I can see the future, gramps! You and I are both gonna benefit from this! We'll become marketing gods among men.
 * Copperfang: (Andre comes with their water) Well in that case, a toast to the new era of Copperfang & Weasley businesses all around! (They clink their cups together)
 * Darwin: I can imagine tomorrow being the best day of our lives already! (They take a sip of the water as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from behind a window)
 * Gonzo:...While the two business men enjoyed their lunch and success, Alfred, Teddy and Dougie arrived in the Dragon Realms and are about to drop Teddy off in the swamp to go get SpongeBob while Dougie and Alfred get Spyro and Kairi who are ready for Christmas caroling with the Digidestined and the other children.
 * Teddy: Oh, why do I have to be in a swamp? (Glowing eyes are watching Teddy walk through the murky water) It's so, icky, and gross, and icky, and now snowy, and icky. And icky! Did I mention that? (Stomps are heard, and Teddy turns around to see a swamp golem) YIPE, A SWAMP GOLEM!! (He makes a run for it, and gets out a snowglobe which creates a portal and vanishes trough it, confusing the Swamp Golem)
 * Teddy: (Enters SpongeBob's room panting after escaping the Swamp Golem)...Okay, I so don't ever wanna do that again! That place was dangerous! How could it get--(Spears are suddenly pointed at Teddy) AAAHHAAHH!!! (He is surrounded by Shen's wolves)
 * Wolf: STOP RIGHT THERE, INTRUDER!
 * Wolf #2: WHICH OF THE VILLAIN TEAMS ARE YOU WORKING FOR, SPY?
 * Teddy: I'm not one of them!
 * Teddy: (He is thrown in a cell) Aw, come on!
 * Boss Wolf: Alright, shorty, who are you? One of Cobra's many butt-ugly abominations, or Chrysalis's changelings? What about one of Dark Dragon's holographic-disguise machine soldiers? Or are you the same thing with Dr. Nefarious?
 * Teddy: Uh, do I look like someone who would be using a holographic disguise, or any of that other rubbish? I'm one of Santa's elves, and I need to see SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi for something important.
 * Boss Wolf: What kind of fool do you take me for? Villains aren't familiar with our turf that much, and one of our spies saw you being chased by one of our Swamp Golem neighbors!
 * Teddy: I'm telling the truth! Santa sent me and a few others to--
 * Boss Wolf: THERE'S MORE?!? Who else is in on it?
 * Teddy: Okay, this isn't something your boss, Lord Shen, would expect you to do. You usually don't do anything with intruders unless Lord Shen allows it.
 * Boss Wolf:...How do you know that?
 * Teddy: I'm one of Santa's elves, of course. We see things you do and what you did just like Santa! Don't believe me? Then you can just consider yourselves on the Naughty List forever!
 * ???: What is going on here? (Lord Shen arrives)...Who is that guy?
 * Boss Wolf: He's some guy we found sneaking in the swamps. We think he's impersonating one of Santa's elves.
 * Lord Shen: Really? (Looks at Teddy) Who are you?
 * Teddy: Teddy. Teddy Elfenstein. I work for Santa Claus, as you'd expect I would.
 * Lord Shen: And how will I know that you're not a spy for the Villain League, or any other villain team?
 * Teddy: The Villains aren't even active this time of year. Even they can't bring themselves to do something nasty on Christmas. It would embarrass them greatly.
 * Lord Shen: Are you sure?
 * Teddy: Yes. I cross my heart!
 * Lord Shen:...I'm not buying it. (Takes out his blade) Because it's Christmas, I will not kill you. But I want you to get out of this place before you force me to take drastic measures. Release him! (The wolves do that) Now get out.
 * Teddy: But Shen, you don't understand--
 * Lord Shen: I SAID GET OUT! (Slashes his blade at him, scaring him away as he runs straight out the door with the Lodgers noticing him) AND DON'T COME BACK!
 * Sandy:...Uh, Lord Shen, who exactly was that?
 * Lord Shen: Nobody important. Just another lousy spy from the Villain League trying to pose as one of Santa's elves.
 * Boss Wolf: Villains these days. Why won't they realize that they just can't fool the Shell Lodge Squad?
 * Shifu:...I don't know about this, Shen, did you take the time to talk with him?
 * Lord Shen: No, but I know a spy when I see one. Now let's not worry about that, and continue setting up the party.
 * Soothsayer: (As everyone does that, she looks disappointed)
 * Alfred: (He and Dougie are seen searching the city for Spyro and Kairi on their sleigh until Alfred's imNaughty Pad vibrates again) Oh, boy, what did Copperfang do this--(Sees Lord Shen's name on the Naughty List)...Lord Shen? What's he doing on the Naughty List? (Taps the name and his actions against Teddy are seen)...Wow...that was rather strange.
 * Dougie: What is it, Alfred?
 * Alfred: Apparently, Lord Shen from the Shell Lodge Squad got himself on the Naughty List for scaring off Teddy without thinking things through, apparently thinking he was a spy for any of the villain teams. Well, I shouldn't be surprised. He was only 89% worthy of getting on the Naughty List before hand after his actions about Discord crashing the party.
 * Dougie: Why would he think immediately that Teddy was a villain spy?
 * Alfred: He was probably doing it because of his over-protective actions against Kairi. Remember the time Lord Cobra posed as the Easter Bunny and Chrysalis and those changelings of hers were posing as baby chicks?
 * Dougie: How could those Leagers pull that o--...Oh, yeah! Bunnymund didn't take kindly to that event, either.
 * Alfred: But at least Teddy is okay. But right now, we need to focus on finding Spyro and Kairi. They're second and third on the Nice List, so they're sure to know we're Santa's real elves.
 * Dougie: And what about Lord Cobra and those Leaguers? Since it was their fault that Teddy was almost killed for setting a trap on an Easter Sunday, what will become of them?
 * Alfred: I'm sure you know the punishment. We'll get some of those coal launchers and give them what they deserve.
 * Dougie: Coal launchers? Didn't you say we'd never use those since they're basically like modern versions of stoning?
 * Donner: Oh, relax, launching coal hasn't caused any casualties for our Santa. All it does is knock people out. That is as long as he keeps his rule of firing only one hunk of coal to strike meanies unless it misses.
 * Alfred: Exactly. We elves have trained ourselves enough with the gift launchers, and I'm sure we can use the coal launchers to the same effect.
 * Donner: Yes. It's much better than using guns, which is obviously out of character for person like Santa. I've seen videos on YouTube depicting Santa using guns, and damn, are they offensive.
 * Alfred: It'll be fun, too.
 * Dougie: Wait, I just thought of something. What if the Villain League gets suspicious of us, too? It's not an every day occurrence that Christmas elves wanna just come and launch coal at them.
 * Alfred: Their suspicion of us won't happen and I'm sure Lord Shen will figure out it was a misunderstanding when we find Kairi and Spyro. Though he doesn't know he's on the Naughty List now, he'll learn eventually. We won't use the coal launchers on him, though, that wouldn't be very necessary seeing how he's a hero. But I'll tell Santa about it just in case. (Takes out an iPhone, and prepares to call Santa)
 * Dougie: Uh, Alfred? Is it me, or are we above some kind of military bases?
 * Alfred: What're you talking about?
 * Dougie: Look! (They see that they're flying over a military base)
 * Alfred: Oh, boy, we all know how aggressive the military can be. Wait, since when was there a military base in New York--(Suddenly, they are being followed by 2 military helicopters)
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: You are in restricted airspace! Leave now or we will be forced to shoot you down.
 * Dougie: NO, NO, DON'T SHOOT! WE COME IN PEACE!!
 * Alfred: Uh, Donner, I think it's time to go!
 * Dougie: Get us to Spyro and Kairi's location and step on it, quick!
 * Donner: Roger, let's step on it, comrades! (The Sleigh disappeared from the sight of the helicopters at a very fast speed)
 * Helicopter Pilot:...Whoa! I think I need to lay off the pills, because I must be seeing things.
 * Helicopter Pilot #2: No, we saw it, too, lieutenant. But at least they're gone, so let's go back to base and call it a day. They're having milk and cookies.
 * Helicopter Pilot #1: Oh boy, my favorite!
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo are on the top of a tree and see Kairi, Spyro and their friends hiking through the woods on the sidewalk heading for the next town to carol and don't notice them) Our heroes are unaware of the problems at hand, and the elves have their own problems of being accused as Villain Leaguers in disguise because of past events.
 * Rizzo: Boy, I can't believe Lord Shen accused an elf as a spy all because of the Villain League disguising as holiday figures in the past. At least Teddy didn't die. That would be out of character for our great heroes.
 * Gonzo: Don't worry, he'll learn it was a misunderstanding in good time. Anyway, after the elves got away from the military helicopters, Alfred has already informed Santa of Lord Shen's actions and Teddy is now being forced to hide somewhere near the Temple to wait for Alfred and Dougie. As for the rest, Spyro and Kairi and their friends are in for a suprise when some of their invited guests come to pick them up and take them to the next town.
 * Rizzo: Where?
 * Gonzo: Over that glade.
 * Rizzo: When?
 * Gonzo: Right...about...now! (Some sleigh bells jingle as a beautiful green and long sleigh pulled by four white horses with Rutt and Tuke hitched up at the front with Sora, Riku, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Minnie, Daisy, Scrooge McDuck, Pluto, Chip and Dale, Huey, Dewey, Louie, Max Goof with most of the Jungle Adventure Crew inside and Genie is driving the sleigh with Fu Dog at the front seat while Tantor, since there's not enough room for an elephant was following behind with Terk riding on him)
 * Sparx: Hey, what's going on here?
 * Spyro: It's some of our old friends, Sparx.
 * Kairi: (Applaudes) Nice singing, guys.
 * Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS, GUYS!
 * Tai: So, how was the travel?
 * Fu Dog: It was great.
 * King Julian: Yes, it lifts my spirit to be feeling the Christmas time again. I am even looking forward to getting back on the Naughty List! (Gets out a coconut) COCONUT FIGHT! (Throws it towards Kairi, but Spyro catches it)
 * Spyro: Whoa, there, cream puff! We don't need any of your silly antics this year.
 * Mort: (Zips up to Julian's feet) I can be the coconut! (Julian flings him off) WHOA!!
 * Timon: Would you guys like to come with us back to the Temple?
 * Kairi: Well, we just sent the children back home, and we were actually gonna have a brief look around, but I guess we could go home. I hear Uncle Shen was preparing something for me and Spyro after Squidward was grumbling about it.
 * Daisy: Well, then, hop on, and we'll--
 * Pumbaa: HOLY KRINGLE! LOOK AT THAT!! (Santa's sleigh has arrived and lands right next to The guests' sleigh)
 * Minnie: Oh, dear! I hope the people in there are alive!
 * Alfred: (Appears with the other reindeer) Well, hello there, Miss Kairi!
 * Kairi: You know who I am?
 * Cynder: Oh, boy, they must be some spies for the Villain League!
 * Spyro: Everyone get back! (Everyone does that)
 * Genie: Allow me! (Gets larger, and grabs the sleigh, and gets into a baseball-throwing pose)
 * Alfred: WAIT, DON'T! WE'RE NOT WITH THE--(Genie finger-flicks them off into the distance) AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! (They disappear)
 * Spyro:...Whew, that was close! Good thing we were way ahead of them. Now, let's return to the Temple.
 * Alfred: (Everyone was heard screaming as the sleigh crashed in the middle of the desert. Everyone recovered quickly)Well, THAT could've gone better.
 * Donner: I KNOW I COULDN'T TRUST THEM! It's bad enough Teddy was chased off by over-protective excuse of a peacock, but now even his lousy adopted niece turned on us.
 * Alfred: It's probably my fault. I said their names like I already knew them. I should've thought things through since a lot of the Leaguers' past attempts involved that. I jinxed us.
 * Dougie: Oh, nice one, Alf! Now what do we do? Tell Santa we fudged up thanks to those skeptical Lodgers and put them all on the Naughty List?
 * Alfred: Yes, but I'm not in charge of the Naughty List. They were just being good protectors. Because of the League's mean holiday icon scams, they can't afford to trust holiday icons that so happened to know Kairi, SpongeBob, or Spyro, or have a growing interest on them alone. All we know is that the big man's not gonna like it.
 * Donner: I told you so.
 * Cupid: Donner, please!
 * Alfred: (Calls up Santa on an iPhone) Santa? I think we've got a problem.
 * (Santa): Don't worry Alfred, I have already sent a letter to the Lodgers that you were not one of the Villain League's holiday icon scams this time, and I need Spyro, SpongeBob and Kairi right away after I saw what Shen did to Teddy. I'm sorry for failing to perceive the Lodger's paranoid distrust to me and my fellow holiday icons thanks to the League's holiday scams.
 * Alfred: It's quite alright, sir. It looks like the producer didn't put Karma on our side and we end up having a very unfortunate day. But I already got an idea on how to deal with the Villain Leaguers for making things difficult for us.
 * Santa: Yeah, the coal launcher treatment, always a wise suggestion we never seem to agree with. I'm sure that Lord Shen will realize it was a misunderstanding.
 * Lord Shen: (Looking at Santa's letter) HAH! Do they actually believe I'll fall for that same old trick again? I mean, a letter from Santa? Everyone knows he's far to busy to actually try to contact anyone. And he only wants to meet Kairi, SpongeBob, and Spyro? And not the rest of us? Because Copperfang may be a threat? Come on, Cobra, you can do better than that. (He throws the letter into the fireplace where it is burnt)
 * Icky: Nice try, Cobra, but we're not all stupid. I can't believe he's trying to impersonate Santa! First the Easter Bunny, then the Tooth Fairy, Sandman, that flying love-spreading baby, and now this? He's better than that.
 * SpongeBob: It's sad to me that the League lacks the holiday cheer, or any true respect for that matter. They usually don't do evil on Christmas unless provoked.
 * Po: Then if that's the case, then what provoked them?
 * Icky: We didn't do anything to them this month.
 * Gilda: Well, can they help it? Santa surely loads them up with those black rocks every year.
 * Icky: Yeah. If anything, they're doing evil on Christmas time just because they want to.
 * Mr. Krabs: And they tried to make us turn against a well-respected toy company CEO like Copperfang? That's just unforgivable. I mean, why would someone want to just throw in a random person like that just to fool us? (They suddenly hear sobbing, and they find that Viper and Sir Hiss have returned)
 * Po: Guys, you're back!...Uh, Viper, why are you crying?
 * Viper: Because my guest didn't want to come this year. He's still being a scroogy person.
 * Sir Hiss: I'm just glad that Copperfang guy isn't here. He was a nasty jerk to even his own niece.
 * Lord Shen:...Did you just say 'Copperfang'?
 * Viper: Yes, that was my uncle, Copperfang. He owns a toy company and hates Christmas. He's even learned a few magic spells for part of his life. Why?
 * Lord Shen: (Shocked) Oh, crap!
 * Viper: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT A LETTER FROM SANTA CLAUS ABOUT COPPERFANG, AND BURNED IT?!?
 * Boss Wolf: We assumed it was another one of Cobra's holiday tricks.
 * Viper: You do realize that it wasn't a bluff, right?
 * Lord Shen: I apologize, Miss Viper, but you know how I get these days.
 * Marty: Oh, you're gonna be on the Naughty List for sure now!
 * Squidward: If we had known about Viper's 'guest' from the start, we would've known right away that it wasn't a joke! HOW DARE YOU KEEP IT A SURPRISE FROM US?!?
 * Viper: Alright, guys, alright, I'm sorry! I know my uncle isn't a very positive snake, but a Chinese warlock? I just don't know what Mang is thinking. The poor old serpent is just a lonely snake, he probably doesn't even believe in magic, let alone actually use it.
 * SpongeBob: We need to get that elf back!
 * Discord: Isn't that him over there? (He points out Teddy looking out the window as he disappears, but Discord teleports him back inside)
 * Teddy: WHOA! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'M LEAVING!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, give it a rest, Elfenstein, we know you're not a spy.
 * Teddy: Oh, thank God! I thought you were just playing with me.
 * SpongeBob: Sorry about the misunderstanding, Mr. Christmas Elf.
 * Teddy: It's okay, I forgive you. That's what Christmas elves do in situations like this. Too bad I can't check if you're on the Naughty List since I don't have an imNaughty Pad like my boss, Alfred, does. He and my friend, Dougie, are searching for Spyro and Kairi so they can tell them about all this.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you've come to the right sponge, Teddy. We'll help you anyway we can.
 * Lord Shen: Next time, I'll think thing through. So, what do we do?
 * Teddy: I'm afraid Santa asked for just SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Lord Shen:...You're kidding, right? You're letting Kairi out with only two Lodgers who can barely protect her as well as an entire group?
 * Teddy: It's true. I know you want to protect Kairi, but your actions may've gotten you on the Naughty List. Plus, the Workshop's shield won't allow people close to the Naughty List to enter. I assure you, Santa has the best protection in the UUniverses. Your niece will be safe from any harm.
 * Lord Shen:...Hmm...I don't know. Perhaps I'm getting fooled again.
 * Shifu: Shen, he is not what you think he is. He's telling the truth. We sense no darkness in his heart.
 * Lord Shen: I'm not buying it! Get out the lie detector, BW, maybe I'm not gonna make it to the Naughty List after all.
 * Shifu: Boss Wolf, don't! Shen, don't make it hard for Teddy than it already is.
 * Soothsayer: Indeed. I assure you, Kairi will be safe. I haven't been wrong before, you know.
 * Lord Shen:...Very well. I'll allow it. (The doors open as Spyro and Kairi's group arrives)
 * Kairi: Hey, guys, we're back!
 * Lord Shen: Kairi, guys, you're back. Now I can finally show you my--
 * Spyro: Before you do that, I think it should be fair to warn you that we just bumped into some spies for the Villain League who were posing as Christmas elves.
 * Genie: And I took good care of them. Had them launched all the way to the Mojave Desert.
 * Po: What?
 * Furious Five: What?
 * Shifu: What?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Viper: Guys, those were real Christmas elves. We just found out that Santa sent them here to find you two and SpongeBob for a problem concerning my uncle.
 * Teddy: It's true. Me and 2 others were sent to find you.
 * Sparx:...Yeesh, and I thought Fidget was a real screw-up.
 * Kairi: (Sighs) I should've known.
 * Cynder: Well, it's my fault for overreacting without sensing their levels of goodness.
 * Sparx: Oh, way to go, Cyndy!
 * Cynder: Will you PLEASE stop calling me that?!?
 * Teddy: Well, I guess I should tell Alfred and Dougie about all this. They'll be back here soon. (Gets out his iPhone, and dials)
 * Viper: I don't know about you guys, but I think I need to see Copperfang again and talk with him. He cares about me, so he'll never harm me, so I can do it by myself.
 * Shifu: Well, If you're sure, then carry on. (Viper leaves)
 * Teddy: (Calls his friends) Hey, guys? The Lodgers have discovered the mistake....Yeah...I know, even Spyro and Kairi know....Okay, I'll see you soon. Bye. (Hangs up) Alright, the others are on their way. You three will have to get ready.
 * SpongeBob: Alright, then. We'll pack our stuff. (Little do they know that a Changeling was watching them, and disappeared, but Lord Shen noticed it with his peripheral vision)
 * Lord Shen: (Gets suspicious)...Excuse me, guys, I need to make a call. (Leaves)
 * Chrysalis: (Translating the Changeling's warning) He says that the Shell Lodgers have thought we were trying to kidnap Kairi by posing as real Christmas elves, which they were. The elves say that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are to go to Santa's Workshop to take care of some greedy and scroogy uncle of Viper's named Copperfang.
 * Lord Cobra: Really? They thought I was hoaxing them? ON CHRISTMAS TIME?!? (Laughs) What do they think I am, a monster? I made a rule not to do evil on Christmas unless provoked. But after all THAT, I say that counts as provoking to me. So we're gonna be going after those three heroes. Plus, this 'Copperfang' fellow can be of grand use to us.
 * Chrysalis: Really?
 * Cobra: Of course. This may be our only chance of getting what WE'VE wanted for Christmas! Well, not for Christmas, but for our entire career. To finally capture the three people we've been trying to capture for years so we can do what we've always wanted to do with them. It's perfect! It's- (Knocking is heard)... Who could that possibly be?
 * Chrysalis: I'll get it! (Opens door, and snarls, only for Cobra to drag her back in)
 * Cobra: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, WOMAN?!? I'll handle this. (Opens the door) Sorry about her- (Sees that there is nothing there but a present)...A present?...Well, that's odd.
 * Chrysalis: Let's open it!
 * Cobra: HOLD IT! We don't know what will happen as soon as we open it. Remember the last few times we were given the 'Smurf Present' treatment?
 * Chrysalis:...Well, that makes sense. But how will we know?
 * Cobra:...Hmm...I've got an idea.
 * Junjie: (Sleeps in bed until Cobra and Chrysalis burst in, scaring him straight out of bed) HOLY BEIJING PROVINCE!! Don't you two ever KNOCK?!? I could've been naked in here!
 * Cobra: Oh, come on, Junjie, it's Christmas. And we just so happen to have a present for you. (Takes out the present)
 * Junjie:...Really? You're giving me a present? The master of the Villain League is giving me a Christmas present?
 * Chrysalis: Of course. Would we lie?
 * Junjie:...Okay, thanks! (Takes the present and sits in bed ready to open it, and Cobra and Chrysalis chuckle softly as they close the door, and make noises that imitate them walking away, and they look through the peephole)
 * Cobra: This is gonna be fun!
 * Junjie: (When they see Junjie opening the present, they suddenly see that Bunnymund has popped out of it, and punches Junjie to the ceiling where his head gets stuck) OOF!
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis get shocked) What the--?!? What's HE doing here? (Bunnymund hears them with his good hearing, and he opens the door, and finds them)
 * Bunnymund:...Hello, mates! Been a long time. I can't forget the time you impersonated me to get close to Kairi, and had your shapeshifting philo-philes impersonate cute little chickadees to convince them more....It was an Easter Sunday, wasn't it?
 * Cobra:...Really?...You came here all because you wouldn't get over that incident?
 * Bunnymund: Yes, but this is about something else! And after how you used me to prank your poor foxy bloke, this has just turned personal. (The camera goes onto the fortress, as a thwack is heard, and the two are flung through the roof and out into the distance screaming) THAT WAS TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BE A BURDEN THIS HOLIDAY SEASON!! (On radio) This is Bunnymund to Shen, the two burdens are taken care of.
 * Lord Shen: (On radio) Good work, kangarabbit, now those two won't be a problem for those three.
 * Bunnymund: A 'kangarabbit'? Really?
 * Lord Shen: Just go back home, big boy!
 * Bunnymund: You know what, go bite yourself, whitey! (Ends transmission, opens a hole in the ground, and jumps into it)

Chapter 3: The Dark Man's Scrooginess/A Rough Trip to the North Pole/Santa's Warning/The Miser Bros' Misleading
Dragon Temple Cupid's Happy Thought Reality Copperfang's Limo Copperfang's Mansion Inside the Mansion The Dragon Temple Temple Doors Meanwhile...
 * Donner: (Alfred, Dougie, and the reindeer have arrived, and are ready to bring SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi with them) I still cannot believe you thought we were spies!
 * Cupid: Donner, get over it, please. They learned that it was a misunderstanding. You don't have to be sore about it.
 * Alfred: What's important is that we've got everything ready.
 * SpongeBob: (He, Spyro, and Kairi come out) Alright, we're ready.
 * Private: Keep them safe, Cupid.
 * Cupid: You can trust me with them, Private. They'll be fine. (They both hug)
 * Mickey: I'm just amazed that Comet was an inventor, and was able to give the Madagascar Santa a rocket sleigh.
 * Donner: Indeed. If he wasn't, we'd have infinite number of reindeer transfers. I have to speak for him since me and Cupid are only ones who speak.
 * Kairi: (The three hop into the sleigh with Teddy, Dougie, and Alfred) How long will this trip take?
 * Alfred: It's not a long trip, actually. We just need to face a few obstacles, nothing that we can't handle.
 * SpongeBob: I don't like the sound of that.
 * Teddy: Relax, SpongeBob, we can handle it. Our reindeer can keep us safe. Now hold on tight, we're about to take off.
 * Donner: Alright, men, tighten harnesses and think happy thoughts. (Cupid then thinks)
 * Cupid: (In Las Vegas carrying Private after a marriage) VIVA LAS VEGAS!!
 * Cupid: (She manages to pull the sleigh faster as the group holds on for dear life) WHOOO!!
 * Donner: CUPID, I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!!
 * Dougie: AAAHHH, I WANT OFF THIS THING!!
 * Alfred: KEEP IT TOGETHER, SNOWFLAKE!! (They zoom off into the distance)
 * Lord Shen:...Good luck, Kairi....
 * Copperfang: Ahh, a great feast to end a great day, isn't it, Henry?
 * Henry: Indeed, sir.
 * Copperfang: Now to return home, and relax.
 * Gonzo: (Appears from inside a trash can as some Christmas carolers are seen singing, and Rizzo comes out from the can right next to him and spits out the filth) Copperfang lived in a mansion which was once owned by Alan and Drakey Weasley who, as you know, died of a poison-dart frog incident.
 * Rizzo: That was actually their fault, too. The poison-dart frog was homeless, and those two brothers had the bowels to swindle him, provoking the poor frog into using his toxic skin to poison and kill them. Well, I say it serves them right.
 * Gonzo: I'd say that, too. The mansion they left for Copperfang is as bleak and lonely as he is. And worst of all, he is not very fond of carolers like the ones over there.
 * Rizzo: Oh, he's coming! (The two hide inside the trash can again as the limo stopped, and Copperfang got out just to notice the carolers)
 * Copperfang: HEY, GET THE HELL OFF OF MY LAWN BEFORE I GET OUT MY SHOTGUN!! (The carolers screamed and got off of Copperfang's property) Hmmph, perhaps they could learn a thing or two about not trespassing on other people's property! (Enters the mansion as Gonzo and Rizzo pop out again, and Rizzo spits out the filth again)
 * Rizzo: I have to admit, for Muppets that pop out from nowhere, we sure do appear anywhere no matter how sanitary that place is.
 * Gonzo: Apperently, Lord Shen took his position of protecting his adopted niece seriously since the Villain League impersonated that bunny. Not to mention he had to call in that bunny to ensure that they wouldn't do anything nasty on their way to the North Pole. They were lucky to have realized the terrible things that Copperfang intended to do with his ill-gotten magic. Copperfang wanted to do it because of what just happened here. He wants peace and quiet, and just wants the carolers to 'shut up and mind their own business', as he said. He called it 'The Dark Man's Scrooginess'.
 * Rizzo: Wait, I thought he didn't do it yet.
 * Gonzo: Of course he didn't! I was just explaining. Of course, given enough time, he will do it soon enough. Little does he know that fate has something different in store for him.
 * Rizzo: Ok, I'm skeptical of this guy being a Chinese warlock. He looks nothing of the sort.
 * Gonzo: Anyway, ever since he neglected Viper's invitation to the Holiday Crossover Festival, Copperfang has decided to make an example of the Lodge by teaching them that he is not fond of Christmas at all by casting his curse on all holiday lovers.
 * Rizzo: Still skeptical.
 * Copperfang: (He was in a room with magical symbol filled with Chinese words)
 * Henry: Sir, I don't think Miss Warts and I are agreeable with what you're doing with the spells her book had taught you.
 * Warthog Maid (Miss Warts): Don't you think you're taking this a little too far?
 * Copperfang: Miss Warts, I've tried everything I could to forget about Christmas, but it's existence has forced me to take drastic measures. And what better way to do that than by using The Dark Man's Scrooginess Curse to make them forget about everything. That way there will be no more carolers on my lawn, no more whiney employees, and more profits and money galore!
 * Henry: Is spreading a curse all across the Dragon Realms for the sake of a well-beloved holiday REALLY worth it?
 * Copperfang: I don't wanna hear it, you two! I know you are well-trusted, but I must not be reminded of anything that reminds me of family. I've had a hard time with it, and it pains me.
 * Henry:...Is that why you hate Christmas, sir? Because of your family disowning you?
 * Miss Warts: Not everyone in your family hates you, sir. Your niece, Viper, still cares about you. If you do this, you'll damage your relationship with her.
 * Copperfang: Just shut up, and mind your own business! I'm casting this curse, and that's all there is to it. Now leave. (They both sigh, and leave)...Good, they're gone! Now then, let's begin with my niece's boyfriend and those antihero friends of hers!...(Copperfang begins to quietly chant the curse's incantation)
 * Lord Shen: (He, Cynder, and the other antiheroes were still checking on the preperations in the ballroom) Well, everything appears to be in order. Dear lord, I hope Kairi will be okay after I took care of those Villain Leaguers.
 * Lefou:...Hey, is anyone starting to feel...funny?
 * Riku: Yeah, I feel like I'm gonna be sick, or something.
 * Icky: We didn't eat bad fruitcake, did we?
 * Gilda: I don't think its the fruitcake, Ick.
 * Trixie: (Begins glowing green) What is happening to me?
 * Icky: Holy Brachiosaurs!
 * Lord Shen: What in the name of the Divines?!? (Suddenly, Cynder and Riku begin to glow green and transform into their avatar forms)
 * Iago: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON OVER HERE?!?
 * Lord Shen: (Sighs) Cobra, what are you up to, now?
 * Boss Wolf: Uh, sir, I don't think this is Cobra's doing this time. This doesn't feel like his magic. (Suddenly all of Shen's wolves and apes started to glow green too)
 * Lord Shen: Well, if it's not Mang, then who else is capable of such magic?!?
 * Trixie: My God, it must be that Copperfang guy the elves told us about! He's putting the curse on us!
 * Boss Wolf: I'm out of here! (Runs off)
 * Lord Shen: My anti-magic charm! (He tries to run for it, but he freezes in place) AHH...I...I can't move! Must fight it! (He tries, but the spell is too powerful, and he lets out a peacock screech) NOOO!!!
 * Boss Wolf: GOTTA GET TO IGNITUS--(He freezes in place as well)...I...can't...move! (He begins to glow green along with the remaining antiheroes while howling in pain)
 * (Copperfang): It's no use! The Dark Man's Scrooginess cannot be beaten. As of right now, each and every one of you will cease celebrating Christmas, and aid me into making a Christmas to end all Christmases. My business will become the greatest in the UUniverses, and I won't stop for anything ever! Now go out into the realm, ruin Christmas permanently, and spread the curse to others who are weak-minded and do not have pure enough hearts! Kill anyone who does! (Chuckles, and the antiheroes begin getting green pupils and cackle menacingly)
 * Private: (Sees the antiheroes going out the door) Guys, where are you going? Aren't you supposed to be checking the holiday decorations?
 * Sir Hiss: We're going to go have fun ruffing up Christmas, tiny!
 * Private: WHAT?!?
 * Lord Shen: As general, I declare that you and the others are forbidden to interfere! Boss Wolf, activate lockdown protocol!
 * Boss Wolf: Yes, sir! (He pushes a button)
 * Voice: Initiating Lockdown Protocol. All Passage Outside and Inside Restrained. (A giant force-field surrounds the Temple, and Private is stuck and unable to go through the shield)
 * Private: GUYS, NO!!
 * Icky: Sorry, Private! Wish you could come along and trash Christmas with us! NOT! (He and the other antiheroes laughed as they ran off)
 * Private: Uh-oh! This must be the work of that Copperfang person.
 * Soothsayer: You couldn't be more right. We must hurry to the others.

(Viper is seen slithering to Copperfang's Mansion as she, Copperfang, and the tainted antiheroes sing this) Santa's Workshop Sleigh Altitude Dragon Temple Meanwhile... Villain League Fortress Later... Later... Blowhole's Lab Copperfang Manor (This song played) Sleigh Altitude New Years Eve 2012 Valentine's Day 2013 St. Patrick's Day 2013 Present Meanwhile... Sleigh Altitude Sleigh Altitude Flame Mountain Base Santa's Workshop Meanwhile... Santa's Office Dining Room Meanwhile... Later... Workshop Front Entrance Santa's Office Resting Quarters Outside Santa's Workshop Workshop Entrance Santa's Workshop Heat Miser's Fortress A Castle Above Greenland
 * Santa: (A loud alarm is raised as all of the elves paused from making toys. Santa is woken up from the alarm wails, and crashes through the floor again)...Aw, candy canes, I just fixed this floor! Oh, well! (Checks a giant monitor, and sees a view of the world as green icons in a small area turn to red) Uh-oh! I knew this day would come! (Takes out a Christmas-colored iPhone) ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED! DO YOU READ ME?!?
 * Alfred: (He, Teddy, Dougie, Kairi, Spyro, and SpongeBob are seen riding through the sky as the reindeer pull them. Alfred's iPhone rings, the ring tone being 'Santa, Baby', and while some laugh at it, including Kairi, Alfred answers it) Hello--(Santa speaks loudly) AAHHH!!!
 * (Santa): ALFRED, THIS IS SANTA! COME IN, ALFRED, DO YOU READ ME?!?
 * Alfred: Yes, Santa, I read you loud and clear, what's the problem?
 * (Santa): IT HAS BEGUN, I REPEAT, THE DARK MAN SCROOGINESS CURSE HAS GOTTEN STARTED, AND IT'S CONCENTRATED SOMEWHERE NEAR YOUR LOCATION!
 * Alfred: What?!? (His imNaughty Pad vibrates again, and he finds that all the antiheroes' names are on it) HOLY BOREALIS!!
 * Kairi: What is it, Alfred?
 * Alfred: See for yourself! (The three see their friends' names on the Naughty List)
 * Spyro: Oh my, God! He's affected our antihero friends!
 * SpongeBob: Who?
 * Kairi/Spyro: COPPERFANG!!
 * SpongeBob: Oh.
 * Alfred: Let's see what they did to get them here. (Taps the icon that surrounds all the antihero names, and their actions are seen on the screen)
 * Kairi: Oh, no! They trapped the others in the Temple with the Lockdown Protocol!
 * Spyro: And they've smashed the inside controls!
 * Teddy: Well, that was rather fast, wasn't it?
 * Dougie: If this keeps up, everyone with no pure heart or a strong mind is gonna become scroogy! And what's worse is that they're laying waste to the town, and...they sang a song from Repo: The Genetic Opera?...Why the Dickens would they do something like that seeing that there's no opera to speak of--
 * Alfred: NOW'S NOT A GOOD TIME TO BE CRITICAL, SNOWFLAKE!!
 * (Santa): Calm yourself, Alfred! This is indeed a serious time for all of us, but we're helpless to contain the curse. With the Lodgers trapped in their own home, I guess it's all up to you guys.
 * Kairi: Us?...Are you sure we can do this on our own?
 * (Santa): You all have the hearts to save Christmas this year. That got you to be the first three people on my Nice List. I know you can do it.
 * Spyro: Well, if we're gonna do this, we might need some help. But who do we know can help us? Most of the people we've got left are trapped in that Temple.
 * (Santa): Just come over to my Workshop! I've got the best protection in the Dragon Realms. My Workshop is magically protected from naughty people. As nice people, you three can safely go by. Come here immediately, and be careful with those Miser Brothers.
 * Kairi: Miser Brothers? You have Miser Brothers here?
 * (Santa): Well, yeah. Miser Brothers are a well-known form of fiction, they're basically everywhere, just like the many Santas out there. Be careful when passing their turfs, they don't play nicely to trespassers.
 * Spyro:...Okay, we'll be right there.
 * (Santa): Good! Merry Christmas even though it's not the right time to say that. (Hangs up)
 * Alfred: Well, you heard him, Donner, let's head over to that Workshop and fast!
 * Donner: Loud and clear, Alfred! Let's move, comrades! (They speed up)
 * Sparx: What the hell is going on here?!? Why is the Lockdown Protocol on?!?
 * Devon: Yeah, that shield strikes like a guillotine, me and Cornwall were nearly sliced apart.
 * Cornwall: Yeah, we already gave up being separate a LONG time ago!
 * Private: Guys, I have bad news! All of our antihero friends have been corrupted by Copperfang's magic, and have trapped us inside with no way of stopping them, or Copperfang!
 * Soothsayer: This affair will not end well for us. With the shield up, all contact signals are lost, and we can't call for help. I'm afraid that SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi are the only hope we have left of stopping Copperfang from making the biggest mistake of his life. And trust me, I see a future that will never live up to Copperfang's favor if he is to let this happen. Plus, I fear Viper will not do well in convincing her uncle to stop this madness.
 * Patrick: WHY?!? WHY IS HE SO MEAN?!?
 * Discord: Don't look at me, I don't know.
 * Alex: Wait a minute, you're still here? Why aren't you affected by Copperfang's curse? Aren't you an antihero, too?
 * Discord: I prefer the term 'half-reformed', thank you very much. And I think it doesn't impact me because I'm magic.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess the Soothsayer is right. It's all up to SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to solve this problem.
 * Sandy: How in tarnation are a sponge, a dragon, a princess, 3 elves, and 8 militant reindeer gonna...Wow, I just realized how clueless I was right there!
 * Private: I trust Cupid to protect those three.
 * Skipper: Yeah, well I don't! Those North Polers are gonna screw up somehow! I can feel it in my gut! (His gut rumbles)...What?...What I'm thinking about them is an urban legend?...(Sighs) Don't start with me, they're definitely not trustworthy! (His gut rumbles) Nope, I'm not listening! (His gut rumbles) You can do that all day, it's not happening! (His gut rumbles) Oh, come on, let something else tingle for once--(Suddenly he feels tremendous pain) AAOOOWWW, MY SPLEEN!!!
 * Tulio: Well, I guess Copperfang might be getting a 'black and blue' Christmas today. (The Lodgers laughed)
 * Mr. Whiskers: (To Brandy) I still don't get it.
 * White Rabbit: Hey, I'm for having fun at bad people's expense, too, but we kinda have a situation here!
 * Lola Boa: Right, we need to warn The Main 6 and the Princesses about this before they get the wrong idea.
 * Girl Sora: Well, actually, the Mane 5 and the Crusaders are the only ones we have to let know about this. The others are spending time with others, remember?
 * Tigress: And we can't intervene with the chaos Copperfang has already unleashed. It will make the situation much worse.
 * Puss: She's right.
 * Shrek: You serious?! We need all the help we can get out there besides those three people, and it wouldn't be right to just let that grouch do what he very well pleases! What if all of our enemies find out that the Lodgers are either corrupted or are helpless to do anything and decide to cause all kinds of trouble? Team Nefarious could discover this and decide to attack a defenseless Equestria and do whatever the hell they please. The Dark Dragon and the Scourge Empire will start to go on the conquest spree! And I don't think the Villain League will stay injured forever, and not to mention what THEY'RE CAPABLE OF!! Not to mention that there are several independent villains out there that could take advantage of us, especially since Prison 42 is facing financial trouble. We all know what will happen when the Galactic Feds shut it down and try to transport them out.
 * Mushu: I'm pretty sure Tricorn-Katras will be a proper substitute.
 * Shrek: That's beside the point! It'll mean THE EVENTUAL RETURN OF THE DARKSPAWN THANKS TO THE UUNIVERSAL BOUNDARY GENERATOR UNDER NEFARIOUS' CONTROL, AND WE WILL ALL KISS OUR MORTAL FREEDOM AND LIFE BYE-BYE!...(Whispers) See you never!...
 * Donkey: Yikeski, Shrek!
 * Puss: But as much as I wanna disagree, he may be right. We're gonna need all the help we can get on this thing.
 * Crane: But how are we supposed to contact someone when our shield jams transmissions coming in and out of the Temple?
 * Monkey: It basically stops ANYTHING from going in or out. It's as solid as a rock!
 * Merlin: And it shields magical illusions, so Discord, his parents and I are powerless to teleport out of the...shield...
 * Joe:...What is it, Merlin?
 * Merlin:...The shield protects from magical attacks!...THAT'S IT! GUYS, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?
 * Discord:...That I can't amuse myself with magical games?
 * Merlin: No! We can lure our corrupted friends into the shield proximities, and when they least expect it, we will sneak around, activate the shield again, and PRESTO, our friends are free from Copperfang's curse!
 * Skipper: And how are we supposed to lure them here?
 * Merlin: Oh, pfft, they'll be back! They'll be here to gloat, and that's the moment that we lure them inside.
 * B.O.B: Merlin, you're a genius!
 * Merlin: There's just one catch, though. Even after we've cured them, the curse will still be active. When the shields are down, we won't be affected since none of us are antiheroes...except for Discord and his parents who are immune to the curse, and once we cure them, we can't deactivate the shield again. Otherwise, they'll be back to their corrupted selves again. We've only got one shot at this, too.
 * Discord: How about we take the time to call for help when we're tricking our corrupted friends?
 * Merlin:...That could work, too.
 * Discord: Yay, someone acknowledges my ideas!
 * Merlin:...Well, I guess we just have to wait for those guys to get back. So let's get ready!
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are still soaring through the sky screaming, and end up falling into frozen water, where they are frozen in ice blocks that wash off on the edge, and their anger melts the ice away)...(Camera goes far away from them) SHELL LODGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! (His scream scares off birds, gets the attention of caribou, and even gets Yetis to howl like monkeys)
 * Chrysalis: Wow, we did NOT see that coming! I guess one of the Lodgers spotted my Changeling spy, and sent Bunnymund to make sure we don't do anything hasty to ruin their Christmas.
 * Lord Cobra: Oh, yeah? Well now I am DOUBLE provoked! Therefore, I will make their Christmas two times as worse! I don't care if I get coal in my stocking this year, or even if Santa's elves decide to create coal-launching guns to give a whole new meaning of 'getting hit in the Dickens', BUT THEY HAD JUST CROSSED THE LINE LIKE IT WASN'T EVEN A LINE AT ALL!! I will find that Copperfang guy, and I will make sure this Christmas is a Christmas they won't soon forget!
 * Chrysalis: But how will we get back home?
 * Cobra: We have magic, of course! We can just teleport back home!
 * Chrysalis: Oh, of course. (They both teleport back to the Fortress)
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis teleport to Cobra's room) Ah, there we go.
 * Chrysalis: Wait a minute...what about--(Junjie bursts into his room with a piece of his ceiling stuck on his neck)...JUNJIE?!?
 * Cobra:...I...uh...(Chuckles)...(Quickly makes a sign that says 'Peace on Earth') Hey, look, Junjie, what does this sign say? You know what feuding characters do when they see this...don't you? (Junjie grabs the sign, and smacks Cobra and Chrysalis with it)
 * Junjie: USE ME AS A TEST DUMMY, WILL YOU?!? (He is heard beating up Cobra and Chrysalis as the camera is outside Cobra's door)
 * Cobra: (He and Chrysalis are bandaged and Cobra is on struts)...I don't think I can take anymore pain this year--(Suddenly gets hit in the head leg by one of the Frog Hunters' club) AAAOOOOWWWW!!!! (It's shown that one of the Frog Hunters was decorating the place for Christmas)
 * Reggie: I told you not to carry your club up here, you idiot! (Hits Darnell in the head with another club)
 * Darnell: (Without flinching) Ow!
 * Reggie: Wait a minute, what happened to--(Drops his club) Whoops!
 * Cobra: NononononoNONONONONO--(The club hits the same head-leg again) OOOWWWWW!!!
 * Darnell: SORRY, BOSS, WE'LL HELP! (They run down to help)
 * Cobra: NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR ONE SECOND!
 * Darnell: HERE I COME, MR. COBRA--(Slips on a puddle of mop water) WHOAH!! (Squashes Cobra while the others slip, and crash into Chrysalis)
 * Batso: (Dubbed as SpongeBob) Careful, guys, I just mopped there.
 * Cobra: NOW YOU TELL THEM?!?...OHHH!!
 * Darnell: (Gets off of Cobra) Sorry, boss!
 * Cobra: JUST GO AWAY BEFORE SOMETHING ELSE HAPPENS!! (Barely gets up as the Frog Hunters leave) Oh, God, this is the worst Christmas I've ever had!
 * Chrysalis: (Barely gets up) I agree!
 * Cobra: Somebody get Plankton here so I can tell him I have a jo--(Slips on the wet floor) WHA-(Lands on his back) AAAOW, LIKE A STRING OF FIRECRACKERS, MY F****** BACK!! OH, GOD!! BATSO, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US TO WATCH OUT?!?
 * Batso: I thought you could see it, sir.
 * Chrysalis: Let me help you up, Coby! I--(Leans, and is unable to keep her balance, and lands on Cobra)
 * Chrysalis/Cobra: AAOOOOWWW!!!
 * Cobra: WATCH YOUR STEP, CHRYSALIS!!
 * Chrysalis: That wasn't the wet floor!
 * Cobra: Just get up! (The two wobble trying to get up, and they make it)...Now how are we gonna move without slipping? Batso, help us out here!
 * Batso: Sure thing, boss! (Pushes on Cobra who is literally motionless, but he cartoonishly can't push him, and he winds up slipping, and landing on Cobra's bad head leg)
 * Cobra: AAOOOWWW (Lands on the floor) AOOW! AA-HAA-HAAOOWW!! MY TAILBONE!! MY-MY TAILBO-HO-HO-HONE!!!
 * Batso: Terribly sorry, sir! Let me help--
 * Cobra: HELP?!? I THINK YOU'VE HELPED QUITE ENOUGH TODAY!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I HAVE AN ANEURISM!
 * Batso: Okay, okay! (Leaves)
 * Chrysalis:...(Slips and falls to the ground) OWCH!!...(The two look at each other)...
 * Cobra: Well...this is rather awkward, isn't it?
 * Chrysalis:...Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Cobra: Oh, no, not in the public!
 * Chrysalis: Aw!
 * Plankton: (Appears) You two called? I--WHOA! What the barnacle happened to you two?
 * Cobra: Don't ask, Plankton! PLEASE! We've had a hard time today! Get someone to help us to the briefing room so we can tell you about our new plan.
 * Plankton: Really? You're hatching an evil plan on Christmas? I thought there was a rule not to do that unless provoked.
 * Cobra: We've been provoked, Plankton! TWICE! I want to punish those Shell Lodgers for calling Bunnymund out on us!
 * Plankton: Okay, then!
 * Cobra: And do it gently, because we've been through a lot of pain--(He suddenly gets hit in the head with a flower pot) OW! (Then he gets hit in the head with an anvil) OWW! (A cart crashes on him and Chrysalis) OW!! (Then they're crushed by a piano)...AAAOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!
 * Plankton: (Cobra and Chrysalis end up in full body-casts except for their mouths, and are brought into the briefing room main seats by the Thug Tug Thugs) Thank you, guys!
 * Main TTT: Don't mention it! (They leave)
 * Plankton: Alright, what do you poor souls want me to do about this whole thing concerning this 'Copperfang' guy you've been telling me all about?
 * Cobra: Well, I'm sure you know everything, so I plan to give them a beating they'll never forget. You still have that SpongeBob robot you built during one of your old Christmas schemes?
 * Plankton: Well, it took weeks to rebuild, but yes. Why?
 * Cobra: We want you to use it to crush those lousy Shell Lodgers while we send Dennis to search for Copperfang. He could be of use to us with his powers. We--
 * Dr. Blowhole: (Bursts inside) LORD COBRA!!
 * Cobra: YIPE! (Jumps out of his seat, and falls right on the floor) AAA-HA-HAAAOOOWWW!!!
 * Chrysalis: Well, at least I'm not hurt...(Notices she's slipping off the seat) Oh, no! No, no, no, no, NO, NO, NOOO--(Slips off the seat, and lands on the floor) AAAAOOOOWWWCCCHHHH!!!
 * Cobra: BLOWHOLE, YOU BOTTLE-NOSED IDIOT!! COME IN GENTLY NEXT TIME, WE COULD'VE BEEN IN BODY CASTS!!...WHICH WE WERE!!
 * Blowhole: Sorry, sir! I just wanted to tell you that one of my lobsters was spying on the Dragon Temple, and something strange happened right out of nowhere.
 * Cobra: Really? What is it?
 * Blowhole: Well, they--
 * Cobra: Oh, by the way, would you be nice as to GET US BACK ON OUR SEATS?!?
 * Blowhole: Okay, okay, you don't have to be so mean. It's Christmas, for God's sake! (Pushes a button, and it activates some mechanical arms which grab Cobra and Chrysalis and put them back in their seats)...Now, as I was saying, the Temple's Lockdown Protocol was activated. And we saw all the antiheroes, Lodgers and non-Lodgers, responsible for it. They said something about lou-sing up Christmas.
 * Chrysalis:...You serious?
 * Blowhole: That's what my lobsters said. We couldn't make out what was happening inside since the force field jammed our frequencies. But shockingly, SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi weren't there. And we were able to find out that Viper was going to her uncle's home to stop him.
 * Cobra: Really? Hmm...Plankton, change of plans. Send your robot to protect Copperfang when Viper arrives. Then we'll use it to seek and destroy SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi wherever they are! My best guess is that they're heading for the North Pole to get help from Santa.
 * Plankton: My robot can't fly, you know! It would take it weeks to get to the North Pole on foot. Especially since there's a lot of ocean than land. But that doesn't mean I can't add a few adjustments to it. The problem is that it will take some time.
 * Chrysalis: How much?
 * Plankton: 2 days.
 * Cobra: TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO-TWO DAYS?!? IT'LL BE ALMOST CHRISTMAS BY THEN, THERE'S GOTTA BE A FASTER WAY!!
 * Plankton: I'm not a magician, snakehead! I can't pull a war machine out of a hat!
 * Blowhole: Don't worry, my lord! I was fortunate enough to make an exa-a-a-act replica of this tiny creature's mechanical monstrosity, but with far better upgrades.
 * Plankton:...You did that...WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?!?
 * Blowhole: Well, yeah. I figured it would be better if you didn't know.
 * Plankton: YOU BOTTLE-NOSED THIEF!!!
 * Lord Cobra: THAT'S ENOUGH! Blowhole, I want you, your duplicate, and Plankton to go see him.
 * Blowhole: As you wish. (Leaves)
 * Lord Cobra: HOLD IT! (Blowhole stops)...Would you take us to your lab to make sure your 'replica' doesn't screw up?
 * Blowhole: Ye-e-e-es, sir! (Uses the arms to grab them, but he accidentally drops them as they hit the ground)
 * Cobra/Chrysalis: AAAOOOWWWW!!!
 * Cobra: OW, MY COILS HURT!! OWW!!
 * Blowhole: Oops! My bad.
 * Plankton: (He, Blowhole, Karen the Computer Wife, Cobra and Chrysalis see the Robot SpongeBob, only with adjustments) Are you sure this piece of crap won't be a screw-up?
 * Blowhole: Of course it won't! Why?
 * Plankton: Did you get the circuitry right?
 * Blowhole: I accounted for the circuitry.
 * Plankton: The weapon compartments?
 * Blowhole: I accounted for the weapon compartments.
 * Plankton: And the function where it becomes a more powerful form?
 * Blowhole: I accounted for that, too! I accounted for EVERYTHING! Now shut up and let me prepare this thing. (He winds up the key, turning it on) See, I actually REMEMBERED the winder.
 * Plankton: Yeah, whatever.
 * Robot SpongeBob: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, Ready to destroy Christmas!
 * Lord Cobra: Excellent, it works!
 * Plankton: I don't even wanna ask.
 * Lord Cobra: Now get us in that fancy vita-tube you've been working on so we can come, too.
 * Dr. Blowhole: Yeah, about that, I'm not exactly finished with it, yet. It's still being worked on.
 * Cobra: Are you serious? How long will it take to fix, then?
 * Dr. Blowhole: It'll take until tomorrow to be completed, so it's not all THAT bad, right?
 * Cobra:...(Sighs) Very well, then. You'll have to meet up with Mr. Copperfang yourselves. We'll be magically guiding you along the way.
 * Plankton: You can count on us!
 * Copperfang: (Chuckles) I did it, Henry! I finally put Christmas in a well-deserved grave! Now nothing, not even my brainless niece and those simpleton misfits, can stop me!
 * Henry: (Riddled with guilt) Sir, please! Why do this to such a grand holiday?
 * Copperfang: Like you don't already know! Now, get out of my sight! (Henry quietly obliged, and walked out of the room, and faces Warts)
 * Henry:...He's doing this all because of non-sympathetic parents!
 * Miss Warts: Yeah. He just doesn't understand what he's doing because of a tragic past with his family. Even having a family of his own wasn't possible since the choice he made in life made him too greedy to keep a relationship. He needs help.
 * Henry: But what can we do about it?
 * Miss Warts: Nothing except to hope for a miracle. We can't talk him out of making this rash choice, and he's too blinded by his screwed-up life to realize the consequences of his actions. Unless something comes up, nothing will get better for him. (Sighs, and they look at Copperfang again)
 * Copperfang: (Laughs as he watches the ensuing chaos) Soon, Christmas will die! And I shall be the owner of the greatest toy company of all time! Nothing is gonna--
 * ???: Uncle! (Viper appears at the door)
 * Copperfang: VIPER?! I thought you were trapped with the other misfits!
 * Viper: I left before you casted the curse to try and reason you out of doing this. You never told anyone you were a warlock.
 * Copperfang: Niece, you over-reactive simpleton, you and the others were easy to convince otherwise. Besides, once Christmas is gone, people will decide it's not worth celebrating anymore.
 * Viper: Uncle, I--
 * Copperfang: At last, the cycle of my despair will finally break. By next year, everyone will have forgotten about Christmas.
 * Viper: I don't understand, Uncle, what's the matter with Christmas?
 * Copperfang: The matter? THE MATTER?
 * Viper: Uncle, I won't let you do this!
 * ???: Then it's a good thing we got to him first, you bitch! (Viper gasps to see Blowhole, Plankton, Karen, and the SpongeBob Robot)
 * Plankton: Robot, send this broad packing! (The Robot SpongeBob doesn't respond)...Uh, hello? I said GET HER!
 * Blowhole: Uh, hello? It's MY creation, remember? It only serves me. Now, Robot, send this bro-o-o-oad packing!
 * Robot SpongeBob: Target Confirmed. Seizing Shell Lodger! (The Robot manages to restrain Viper despite trying to defend herself)
 * Viper: Uncle, what are you doing with the Villain League?!?
 * Copperfang: They're just here to ensure Christmas gets destroyed, and to ensure you misfits don't ruin my plans. You never were a smart girl, Viper. I don't know what the rest of the family ever saw in you!
 * Viper:...Uncle, I can't believe you're doing this! Don't you care about me?
 * Copperfang: Of course I do, that's why you're not dead. I'm just going to make sure you stay out of my way. (Magically turns Viper into a terra-cotta) Make yourself comfortable while I get ready to destroy the only thing that stands in the way of my destiny.
 * Viper: Uncle, no!
 * Plankton: UNCLE, YES!
 * Viper: Uncle, please, listen to me! The League is only helping you so they can control you in the end because of the spell! You're business isn't going to be the best after the deal you made, and being in league with these guys will make it worse. They're our enemies! If they know that you're my uncle, they'll surely betray you.
 * Copperfang: Oh, please! They only want to keep your simpleton friends from stopping me from doing this. Take her to the basement. She could be more comfortable with the few people who dared to trespass on my yard.
 * Viper: NO! NO! UNCLE, YOU CAN'T DO THIS! STOP!! (The Robot SpongeBob brings her to a basement, and places her on a shelf with other people who were turned into terra-cottas like girl scouts, traveling salesmen, Jehovah's Witnesses, and union workers with protest signs)...(Sighs)...
 * Girl Scout #1: Oh, don't worry, miss. It's not so bad. If you want, you can buy some girl-scout cookies.
 * Salesman #1: And how the heck can you sell some cookies AS A TERRA-COTTA?!?
 * Jehovah's Witness #1: Calm yourself, Marcus. They're just being nice.
 * Viper: (Sighs)
 * Copperfang: Now that she's out of the way, I do believe there are corrupted misfits who need to make sure they do their jobs right and ruin everyone's Christmas, and all the while ensure their friends don't ruin it. While you do that, I shall turn in for the night. I want a progress report on how many people have begun hating Christmas just as much as I do! (Chuckles) I bet people will soon be thanking me for it.
 * Plankton: Of course, dear Copperfang, you will not be disappointed. (Chuckles as he and the villains left, and it is shown that Gonzo and Rizzo were watching this through a window)
 * Gonzo: And so you see, Copperfang has turned on his own niece and has made a rash decision to make the Villain League his allies. With Viper unable to leave, as well as the other Lodgers, it is all up to Spyro, SpongeBob, and Kairi to set out for the North Pole with Alfred, Teddy and Dougie and figure out a plan to stop this curse from getting worse.
 * Rizzo: Poor Viper! I hope those other talking terra-cottas don't get her too annoyed.
 * Gonzo: Those terra-cottas were the poor souls who Copperfang turned into terra-cottas, and is intending to sell off in New Year's Eve Auctions this year.
 * Rizzo: Ohh...that sucks.
 * Kairi: (The group is still riding the sleigh) Again, Teddy, I'm sorry about the confusion my uncle's partner gave you a hard time with. He just thought Uncle Shen would appreciate it since he wanted to keep me safe from the Villain League. They've been a real pain to us a lot of times before. Especially throughout the course of the year with their holiday icon scams. They've been doing that for as long as we could remember...
 * Icky: (Everyone was celebrating) Here's to 2012 not being the apocalypse everybody thought it was going to be!
 * Lord Shen: And another year of us stopping the forces of evil once more.
 * Kairi: Yeah, I admit, that 2012 movie really had me there. All I can say is that I'm never seeing that movie again. (The doorbell is heard) I got it!--
 * Lord Shen: HOLD IT! We don't know who's there, Kairi. It might be a trap. I'll be the one to do it. (He opens the door and sees a harmless baby that's apparently Baby New Year)...Baby New Year?
 * BNY: (In a familiar voice)...Goo-goo, ga-ga, pee!
 * Lord Shen: (Some of the Lodgers laughed) Nice try, Mang! I know you and the Leaguers are desperate to get a hold of my niece and satisfy your dark plans, but SERIOUSLY?! This is the best you could come up with?
 * Cobra: OH, COME ON, IT TOOK THE SLAVES FOREVER TO MAKE THIS! (Kairi couldn't help but burst with laughter)
 * Kairi: Just go, Mang! We're really not gonna take you seriously looking like that. (Laughs)
 * Lord Shen: Someone get me my big cannon, please? (Cobra screams like a girl and makes a run for it, leaving the Lodgers and Kairi, and even Shen, to laugh)
 * Hades: (He and Makunga see him walking to them in utter humiliation) I told you it wouldn't work! (Makunga scoffs)
 * Cobra: Shut up! Just shut up right now!
 * Icky: Happy Vally's Day, my coo-coo griffin!
 * Gilda: Oh, Icky, I appreciate the V-Day gift, but could you PLEASE not call me that in public?
 * Lord Shen: (With a kiss mark on his cheek) A toast to a lovely Valentine's Day!
 * Kairi: Well, it looks like SOMEONE'S had a good Valentine's Day in Canterlot.
 * Lord Shen: What do you mean?
 * Kairi: The cheek?
 * Lord Shen: Oh, (Chuckles), you noticed that? Well, uh, (Wipes it off) It was just a little visit.
 * SpongeBob/Kairi: Suuuure! (The doorbell rings)
 * Spyro: I got it. (He opens the door, and Cobra appears in a similar disguise, but of Cupid)
 * Cobra:...Uh...Happy Hearts Day?
 * Spyro: Oh, come on, Mang, is that REALLY the best you can do? You look EXACTLY like your last disguise!
 * Cobra: I thought you would've forgotten that after 2 months!
 * Spyro: SHENZI, YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SOME COBRA-PUMMELING?!?
 * Shenzi: Hell yeah, I'll get my boxing gloves!
 * Cobra: I'M GOING, I'M GOING!!
 * Spyro:...Seriously, he couldn't even learn from that last mistake?
 * Sparx: Yeah, you'd think he'd do better.
 * Hades: (Cobra arrives to him and Makunga again) You'd think you'd do better. (Makunga laughs)
 * Cobra: DON'T MAKE ME IMPALE YOU!!
 * Patrick: (All the Lodgers are dressed in green, and 'Drunken Irish Dad' from Family Guy plays in the background) (In an Irish accent) What a wonderful time to celebrate me, ain't it?
 * Kairi: (In a pretty green dress) Actually, it's not named after you, remember?
 * Patrick: Oh, well...what does this holiday celebrate?
 * Shrek: It's just an Irish holiday which celebrates when Ireland discovered Christ-- (A doorbell was heard)
 * SpongeBob: Coming! (Opens the door, and sees that it's Cobra and Chrysalis disguised as two male and female leprechauns)
 * Cobra: WELL, HI-CHIPPERY HO, LADDIE?! ME AND ME WIFE OFFER YE' A LOVELY POT'A GOLD STRAIGHT FROM LEPRECHAUN-LAND!
 * Spongebob: OH MY GOSH, LEPRECHAUNS! GUYS, SOME LEPRECHAUNS CAME TO OFFER US GOLD!!
 * Mr. Krabs: WAIT, I SAW THEM FIRST, YAAAA--(Jumps onto Cobra and Chrysalis, and this shortens out their magic disguises, and reveals themselves) Mine, mine...Hey, wait a second! Where's the pot of gold? I--(Realizes he's on Lord Cobra and Chrysalis) YOU!!
 * Chrysalis: GET OFF OF US, YOU CRUSTACEOUS FAT BLOB!!
 * Kairi: Well, I saw THAT coming. You just don't know how to fool me, Mang! None of your disguises fool me anymore now that you've done this more times than I can count.
 * Cobra:...Sweet Dumplings, Kairi, you look nice in that outfit!
 * Kairi: Don't push it! (Hades and Makunga laugh at them)
 * Teddy: Okay, okay, Miss Kairi, there's no need for the apology and the life story. We still don't mind. As long as I'm still alive. Santa wasn't the only holiday icon who was none too pleased with what that monster of a Cobra and the Villain League pulled.
 * Alfred: Yes, everybody makes mistakes, and not everybody should be angry about them.
 * Spyro: At least we're still on the nice list. We need to get this whole curse problem fixed ASAP. Who knows how many more people will fall victim to it?
 * Dougie: Yes, but for some reason, your other Lodger friends weren't affected by it.
 * Spyro: Probably because Copperfang wanted to affect just the antiheroes since the others weren't good enough to corrupt, and had enough Christmas spirit to be immune to it. But it might also have to do with the shield they're trapped in. It shields from magical attacks.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if it does that, then why don't they lure our corrupted friends into the shield and cure them from their darkness?
 * Kairi: The shield keeps everything from coming in and out. There's simply no way that they can lure them there to do it. They'd have to have a miracle in order to get out of that situation. And even if they could do it, they'd have to keep the cured Lodgers inside the shield to ensure they don't suffer the curse again.
 * Spyro: She's right. We're the only hope we have for them. Santa will know what to do. We just have to go to the North Pole, and talk with him about his plan. Whatever it is.
 * Alfred: Okay, it should be fair to warn you guys that we're almost within the Miser Brothers' Territorial Range. Once we get there, you'll have to brace yourselves because they'll be throwing whatever they've got at us.
 * SpongeBob: But we don't even have bad teeth.
 * Alfred: I mean hold on tightly!
 * SpongeBob: Oh. Well, that makes more sense.
 * Spyro: We've never actually met this world's Miser Brothers, so we don't exactly know what they can do-- (A familiar theme plays again as a series of fireballs and icicles passed through them) WHOA, WHAT THE HECK?!?
 * Kairi: It's them!
 * Heat Miser: THOSE ICE-LOVERS TURN A DRAGON, A GIRL, AND A SEA-CREATURE AGAINST US!! FRY THEM TO KINGDOM COME!!
 * Snow Miser: HEY, THOSE ELFS BEFRIENDED A DRAGON!! THEY MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH HEAT MISER!! TIME TO REALLY GIVE THEM THE COLD SHOULDER!!
 * Spyro: What's their problem?
 * Dougie: Let's just say it's a kind of a feud that began many moons ago.
 * Alfred: No time to bore you guys with the details, we got to avoid these crazy morons. Donner, you know what to do!
 * Donner: Aye-aye, sir! (They move fast enough to dodge the fireballs and the icicles)
 * SpongeBob: I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!!
 * Spyro: KEEP IT IN, SPONGEBOB, WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS!! (One of the launched icicles shoots right past the sleigh, and it soars away from the area) I HOPE THESE MISSED PROJECTILES DON'T END UP HURTING SOMEONE!
 * Patchy: (He and Potty are still driving the fruitcake truck, Inside the Fruitcake truck arguing about which Christmas carol had the better directions) Oh, hello again, kids! I'm still on me way to Santa's Workshop, and I decided to choose the shortest route.
 * Potty: I told you that's not right, imbecile! We just follow the right Christmas carol and it leads us to Santa. Right down Santa Claus Lane, it went.
 * Patchy: Potty, I know what I'm doing! (The camera goes on the soaring icicle as it smashes onto the road Patchy and Potty are on, and it leaves sharp edges)
 * Potty: PATCHY, ICE SHARDS!
 * Patchy: Oh Potty, you and your little fantasy wo-- (He noticed the shards and he and Potty screamed, and luckily drove out of the way) HOLY SMOKES, THAT WAS CLOSE! At least we're not stranded in the middle of nowhere like last ti--
 * Potty: Uh, Patchy?
 * Patchy: (Shrugs) Now what? (Potty points to a fireball which incinerated a bridge which the truck was about to drive over. Patchy screams like a little girl and put his foot on the breaks, and the van stops)...Oh, thank Neptune for that! I thought we were canned for a moment-- (A launched icicle hits one of the truck's tires causing the air to go out)...Aw, barnacles! We got a flat tire! But at least the pain is over--(A huge truck slams into the fruitcake truck, sending it flying as Potty and Patchy's screams were heard)
 * Truck Driver: Whoa! I had no idea my truck was THAT strong. I hope that driver is okay.
 * Kairi: (Patchy and Potty's truck are seen flying behind the sleigh as their screaming was heard, and they crash somewhere close by as Potty squawked loudly)...Did you guys hear something?
 * Spyro: It's probably just the wind.
 * SpongeBob: OH, WOW, THIS IS SO EPIC! I WISH I BOUGHT MY CAMERA!
 * Alfred: Look! It appears that the Misers have some reinforcements. (They see a few other creatures coming from the mountain temples of the Miser territories. Heat Miser's forces appear as walking lava-colored salamanders (legendary creatures) with orange glowing streaks and orange/red/brown spines, and wearing either medieval armor or tattered clothes, and riding some horses and wyverns which have similar patterns and skeletal-like structures. They all wielded fire-covered bows and arrows. The Snow Miser had blue-white-skinned human-like beings that vary in height with black, dark-blue, gray, or white hair, pointed ears, and tattoos and jewelry. They had armies of taller Yetis with white hair, red eyes, gray skin, and ape/human-like postures, as well as some 4-legged dragons. They all wielded magical ice bows and arrows, and the Yetis had large spiked clubs)
 * Spyro: Whoa! It's become a battlefield down there.
 * Salamander Commander: (Appears in a medieval suit of armor with glowing orange eyes, a scar on his left eye, missing teeth, and short orange spines on his head. He growls like a dragon as he is accompanied by 2 other salamanders, one being a female with clothes, brown spines, orange hair, and yellow eyes, wielding a flaming sword and the other being a taller male with strong black knight's armor, an eye-patch over a scarred right eye, red spines, brown eyes, and another flaming sword)
 * Ice Being Commander: (Appears as an Ice Wizard similar to Gandalf with tattooed face marks, dark-blue hair, indigo eyes, a blue robe, and a large staff with ice crystals on it. He was accompanied by an Aragorn-look-alike with black hair, dull-blue tunic, and a transparent sword, a short one similar to Gimli, having gray hair, dark-blue armor, a a transparent battle axe, and a tall one similar to Legolas, with darker-blue skin color, a star-tattoo on the left eye, long sand-blue hair, a bow and magical ice arrows, gray-blue armor, and dark-blue eyes) ATTACK!
 * Salamander Commander: COUNTER-ATTACK! (Each of the forces attack each other and get into a huge battle as the Ice and Heat commanders watched expressionless)
 * Ice Wizard: The forces of fire are spreading fast. They need to be quailed immediately!
 * Ice Human: The Firedrakes are coming dreadfully soon, and are attacking on all sides, General Snowdrift! The forces of Snow will be decimated if they keep this up!
 * Ice Dwarf: Not as long as the Yetis can do something about it, Kelvin! General Flambé has always been known to be one step ahead of us during this feud.
 * Ice Elf: But we can't afford to be overconfident, Frostgard! This 'global warming' phenomenon has been bringing Heat Miser one step ahead of us! The forces of heat are getting stronger thanks to it. If we don't do something about it soon, the polar ice caps will melt, and most of the world will be consumed by the sea. After all, this world more or less started to have widespread green Christmases in places that had White Christmases.
 * Ice Wizard (General Snowdrift): Indeed, Freezearrow, the humans have unknowingly aided the forces of heat with their factories pumping carbon dioxide into the air we breath. But even that won't be enough to stop us. We will soon see the day that the forces of heat fail, and all parts of the world, even places of the likes of Hawaii, the Caribbean, and even the Gobi Desert, will finally be free of the clutches of drought and harsh temperatures. Tell the troops to initiate an aerial counter-strike on Flambé's outposts! That should cripple them enough for us to take care of their aerial assault.
 * Ice Dwarf (Frostgard): As you wish, sir! (Blows on a blowhorn, and the Ice People cheered as they took off on their Ice Dragons)
 * Spyro:...You didn't say The Misers had followers.
 * Alfred: Well, it's not exactly a private fight between the Miser Bros. They have their own infantry of beings and creatures of fire and ice. Heat Miser is the ruler of a race of salamanders who have been getting stronger with this global warming phenomenon that's been going on.
 * Spyro: And by 'salamanders', you mean the legendary creature, right?
 * Alfred: Affirmative.
 * SpongeBob: Who names a legendary creature after a real creature? Isn't that very confusing?
 * Alfred: And Snow Miser is the ruler of the 3 tribes of the Iciclians, ancient humans, elves, and dwarves that descended from Eskimo tribes. They don't agree with each other that much because of the conflict their rulers have. Especially with their commanders, General Flambé and General Snowdrift. Since they don't play nicely with strangers, it's best if we stayed out of it.
 * Dougie: Yeah, it seems pointless. They're already being handled by Mother Nature. Besides, we have a job to do with Santa.
 * Kairi: He's right, guys, we don't have time to lose here--(She barely dodges a fireball) WHOA!!
 * Teddy: HEY, IS THAT ANY WAY TO TREAT A LADY?!? DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN HERE, AND SHOVE A CANDY CANE UP YOUR--
 * Alfred: Teddy, sit down immediately! (Teddy does that) Our attention must only be focused on getting to Santa's Workshop. Santa's got a plan waiting for us, and we can't waste our time with this feud that's already being taken care of. Do I make myself clear?
 * Teddy: Yes, sir!
 * Kairi: Now that I think about it, isn't all of this too extreme to decide what kind of Christmas certain nations should get? I mean, it seems like a pointless feud when you think about it.
 * Alfred: Not for the Misers, it's not. No persuasion will help since they hate trespassers. They naturally hate each other, it's like the natural order. Fire and Ice don't get along together.
 * Spyro: So what you're basically saying is...
 * Alfred: Their feud is what keeps the balance between cold and hot stable. Though, to be honest, we don't necessarily know what happens if they agree on something. Will the balance still go well? Will it end global warming? Will it freeze the world? Will it incinerate the world? Whatever it is, we prefer not to take the chance. The only person who knows how to make sure this doesn't go wrong is Mother Nature. Though, people rarely see her, so asking her what could happen would be hard to accomplish.
 * Kairi: Okay, so you're saying that we should just let them fight?
 * Alfred: Yes. It's what's best. Now let's go. We've got a lot of work to do. (The sleigh finally exits the Misers' territory)
 * Heat Miser: (Sees this) D'OH, THEY GOT AWAY AGAIN!! What am I paying you girls for with this?
 * Flame Lady #1: You don't pay us, sir. We don't have any reason to barter since we live in the middle of the Arctic.
 * Heat Miser: Oh, forget it!
 * ???: Do calm yourself, HM! (A fire wizard resembling Saruman appears, only he has orange hair, yellow eyes, brown skin, a scarlet robe, and has a black and orange staff) You know what happens when you have too much of a temper.
 * Heat Miser: I'm sorry, Flamuman! A dragon, one of my own acknowledging creatures, has sided with Santa's elves! Santa, that over-favorer of White Christmases has just turned this world's dominant species against Green Christmases! It's bad enough all the UUniversal settlers that colonized this place were seduced by him, NOW THIS?!?
 * Flamuman: You know it's been insisted time and time again that Santa and his elves are strictly neutral to even your brother of ice, my lord. They can't help it because it's their job. They only pass through here because it's their only route to go across the world and deliver their toys. Their reindeer have been taking a vacation after the many times you two burn and freeze them for your feud.
 * Heat Miser: WELL, SANTA WENT BACK ON HIS WORD, JUST LIKE LAST YEAR, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT, AND THE YEAR BEFORE THAT! Well, fine! If he wants it that way, then I'll teach him a lesson. I want General Flambé to take his two children, Vulcan and Venus, to pay Santa a warm visit. And by warm, I mean HOT! I want them to bring that purple dragon to me. This year will be a Green Christmas for once!
 * Flamuman: You know fully well that this violates the agreement, Lord He--
 * Heat Miser: FLAMUMAN, THAT'S AN ORDER!!
 * Flanuman:...(Sighed in defeat) As you demanded, my lord.
 * General Flambé: (Arrives with his two accomplices, his children, Vulcan and Venus, on their fire-horses) Those Iciclians are threatening our Green Christmas greatly! If we don't do something, White Christmas will take the cake this year like it did the following years before.
 * Male Salamander Accomplice (Vulcan): Father, don't be upset. We fought valiantly, and we did take down a small portion of the Ice Mountain Base. We crippled a few of their operations, isn't that right, Venus? (Venus, the female accomplice, said nothing)...Come on, Venus, try and speak, just this once!...(Venus ends up squeaking)...(Sighs) Our point is that losing doesn't mean we stopped fighting in the past. Our mother had her faith in you when you fought hard for the first time. May she rest in ashes.
 * General Flambé: You may have a point, Vulcan, but what's the point of fighting when we always lose?
 * ???: Because it's your job! (Flamuman appeared in a cloud of black smoke) You and my brother, Snowdrift, have something is common. You two are relentless, wise, and determined to fight no matter what. You forget your place with those words, Flambé! What makes you so good at your job is that you try. You would never run from a fight even when you had absolutely no chance of winning. That is why Heat Miser made you the General. Because you never stop fighting. You need to keep that thought alive.
 * Flambé:...You're right. I don't care what comes, I'll continue fighting for a Green Christmas.
 * Vulcan: Well said, father! (Venus squeaks again)
 * Flamuman:...Your daughter still can't speak, huh?
 * Flambé: Indeed not. She hasn't gotten the hang of it yet, even after being 207 years old. She'll learn soon enough.
 * Flamuman: Well, I have come because I have a message from Heat Miser.
 * Flambé: What did he say?
 * Flamuman: He wants you, Vulcan, and Venus to go to Santa's Workshop, and capture a purple dragon who...(Sighs) is against us.
 * Flambé: What? A dragon? This world's superior species? Against the heat? UNACCEPTABLE!! Vulcan, Venus, get geared up, we're launching an assault on the--
 * Flamuman: Hold it! I'm going to go real personal with this, and I have to ask that you do NOT assault the Workshop. Just break in, capture the dragon, and don't burn down anything unless necessary.
 * Vulcan: That's not in your power, sir.
 * Flamuman: No, but take into account that Santa is a close friend of Mother Nature, the person who regulates this feud. I don't think she will be happy to hear that you burn down the Workshop. No Workshop, no Christmas!
 * Vulcan:...That's a good point.
 * Flambé: (Sighs) Very well. I will keep my arson to a minimum on this mission. Vulcan, call in infantry for the trip, Venus, prepare the Firedrakes. I shall meet Santa personally to tell him about the situation. If he refuses to heed our commands, then take the dragon by force, and burn anything that gets in our way.
 * Vulcan: (He and Venus salute) Yes, sir! (Venus squeaks at the same time he speaks)
 * Flambé: Then carry on!
 * Alfred: Here we are, folks. We're almost at Santa's Workshop. Santa and Santalina will be expecting us in the dining room. They've prepared dinners for your liking.
 * SpongeBob: Who's Santalina?
 * Teddy: She's this world's Mrs. Claus.
 * SpongeBob: Santa is married?
 * Alfred: Indeed. Mrs. Claus is known to feed the elves, take care of the reindeer, and keep progress of toy-production.
 * Teddy: She even makes the greatest cookies in the world. God bless her!
 * Alfred: In some worlds, the Mrs. Claus is known to have one of many names. The most common ones being Mary, Annalina, Jessica, Layla, Ahoop, Seeki, Martha, Kasey, Gretchen, and of course, Santalina. Our Christmas databanks say that there is over 200 Mrs. Claus names in the UUniverses. And us elves know each and every one of them.
 * SpongeBob: Get out!
 * Dougie: It's true.
 * Kairi: Guys?...Remember when you said that some Santa Workshops are...modernized?
 * Alfred: Yes.
 * Kairi: Well...who does all the modernizing? Do the elves do it? Does Santa do it?
 * Alfred: Christmas elves do the technological business. Why else would we be in charge of the production of toys? It allows us to solve problems with our work. Some elves in other worlds have these, others don't. For example, when the world population grows, so does our work effort. To avoid ending up like that Family Guy Santa...(Shivers)...most of our toy-manufacturing is done by machinery. We just monitor their progress, and fix them. I'd like to say more, but we're about to enter the Workshop.
 * Spyro: What's THAT? (They see that the Workshop is surrounded by an aurora-like shield)
 * Dougie: That's the magical shield that prevents naughty people from entering the place. Some villain might wanna come in there and beat the figgy pudding out of Santa for not getting what they wanted for Christmas if you catch my drift.
 * Alfred: But it only allows nice people to enter. Any naughty person who tried to enter would be trapped in a magical present for us to send straight back where they came from. That's the nicest way we can deal with intruders. (They pass through the shield without problem) See? It's fine. Now let's get started. (They enter a garage which leads to the reindeer pens, and the reindeer land the sled right there, and the 6 exit the sleigh)
 * Spyro: Wow, you'd think it would stink in here because...well...these are the reindeer's pens.
 * Alfred: The pens are like the toilets from Hotel for Dogs. The place even has feeding systems that are operated by Santalina. And she has to personally give the reindeer baths since we have yet to advance to that level.
 * Donner: I have to admit, these pens aren't that bad.
 * Cupid: Indeed. These elves have discovered how to use aerogel as some kind of bed for us. More comfy than beds back home.
 * SpongeBob: What's aerogel?
 * Alfred: Look it up, and you'll find out. Now come with me. (They leave as the reindeer enter their pens which automatically open for them, and their pens then ooze with dull-blue gel which forms into a synthetic, and the reindeer rest on them like a pillow)
 * Cupid: Ahh!
 * Donner: Time for our rest, comrades! Who knows what awaits us tomorrow? (He shuts off the light, and the reindeer rest)
 * SpongeBob: (He and the others walk down the hall as SpongeBob sight-sees the toy machinery that crafts toys of all kinds, does welding, packaging, and even creating other machines like iPods) WOW! I can't believe I'm at Santa's Workshop!
 * Kairi: I know. I almost can't believe it.
 * Spyro: It would indeed be such an honor to meet Saint Nicholas himself. And I'm sure we won't be surprised that much since we already know what he looks like. Round, jolly, wears red and white, red nose and red cheeks, white hair, all that stuff.
 * Kairi: I'm especially surprised at the architecture and technology. How did you elves build all this?
 * Dougie: It wasn't that hard, actually. We based everything on all known architectures in the UUniverses. Why make your own when you can sample from all of them and blend it into one?
 * SpongeBob: Clever!
 * Alfred: Well, Santa's Office is over there. (Points at a door) Let's go see him.
 * SpongeBob: OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY!!!
 * Santa: (Sees their arrival on the cameras on his monitor, and the 6 come through the door)
 * SpongeBob: SANTA CLAUS!!
 * Kairi: SpongeBob, please calm down.
 * Alfred: Indeed. Being heavy means that he has a weak heart. While he can't die, heart attacks cause him to just go into comas for almost a week. Santa, we've brought them here.
 * Santa: (Turns his chair and reveals himself) I saw. If I didn't I would've busted my floor again. (Does his Santa laugh)
 * SpongeBob: (Looks at Santa with teary eyes) Wow!
 * Kairi: It's him!
 * Spyro: Yes. And since dragons rule this world, I'd expect him to be a dragon.
 * Santa: Actually, I USED to be a dragon. How else could I have lived for 500 years? And I was only made this world's Santa Claus after you and Cynder defeated Malefor for the first time. Since the Dragon Realms had to be rebuilt prior to the chaos he caused, settlers from all over the UUniverses began to remake it in a very similar way to Earth. With humans and animals colonizing as well, and with the introduction of Christmas, which we dragons had known about, but rarely celebrated, my talents and personality had earned me and my wife the roles of being the Dragon Realms Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus. We built this place by sampling from architectures and technologies from all over the UUniverses, and became one of the most advanced Santa Workshops in the UUniverses. They made me into the form of a human, and because of my dragon heritage, I can live for thousands of years. Yet my magic keeps me from dying in expected ways like diseases or health problems like my weight.
 * SpongeBob: Interesting.
 * Santa: My elves' stories are quite unique. They came from a world colonized by elves who were 100 years more advanced than humans. They were one of the many settlers that colonized the Dragon Realms, and by discovering me and the magic talents I had, they made me this world's Santa Claus, and...well...you know the rest.
 * Kairi: Amazing. I had no idea you've been Santa Claus for just a couple of years.
 * Spyro: Neither did I.
 * Santa: Yes. Not even the High Council was able to figure it out. But enough of my back story, Santalina is waiting for us in the dining room. She's prepared food for your liking.
 * Spyro: Great. It wouldn't hurt to have some dinner, right? After all, it's near dinner time.
 * Santa: (They arrive in the dining room where Mrs. Claus was waiting for them) Here we are.
 * Mrs. Claus: Oh, they finally made it. Take a seat, dears. Your dinner isn't exactly ready yet, but it will in a few minutes. (The three sit down with the other elves, and Santa)
 * Santa: It's great that you came here just in time. I heard a while ago that Copperfang has just made another act of naughtiness.
 * Kairi: He did? What is it?
 * Santa: I'm afraid it involved the Villain League.
 * Spyro: The Villain League? I thought Lord Shen sent Bunnymund to take care of them. Cobra and Chrysalis are injured now.
 * Santa: Well, that hasn't stopped them from sending Dennis to make a deal with Copperfang for them to help him ruin Christmas.
 * Alfred: Why didn't you inform us about this?
 * Santa: Did your imNaughty Pad go off?
 * Alfred: No, I--(Checks his imNaughty Pad)...Oh, whoops, I had the silly thing on silent ringing. (Chuckles) Oh, that's rich. (Chuckles) Sorry, Santa. I must've flicked it when we were being attacked by the Miser Brothers.
 * Santa: Apology accepted. Next time, pay attention to your props.
 * Mrs. Claus: (Comes out with a cart carrying 6 silver platters, and gives them to each one) Here you go, dears. Fresh from the kitchen. Careful, they're hot.
 * SpongeBob: (Takes the lid off his platter, and finds a Krabby Patty) OH, A KRABBY PATTY!!...Wait a second, how did you discover how to make one?
 * Santa: Well, surveillance does have it's perks and advantages. While they can allow you to know if someone's been bad or good, it might require going to their...private business.
 * Dougie: The Santa in your world accidentally read the Krabby Patty formula while watching over Mr. Krabs. It's hard to avoid the details when you do something like that.
 * SpongeBob: You know the formula?
 * Santa: EVERY Santa does after your Santa came across it. Though since we're neutral, we never make any of them. But as a Christmas gift, we've made some for you.
 * Mrs. Claus: Just don't tell Mr. Krabs about it so he won't be a big fuss. You can trust us with that secret, dear. We're nice to everyone in the Dragon Realms and beyond.
 * SpongeBob:...Well...okay! As long as I get the deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.
 * Kairi: (Gets a cinnamon roll, some peas,) I got peas, and a cinnamon roll.
 * Spyro: (Gets a cinnamon roll, mashed potatoes with gravy, and some chicken) Well, I got a cinnamon roll, too. Except I have mashed potatoes with gravy, and chicken.
 * Mrs. Claus: Since we watch over you, we know your basic diets.
 * Santa: Even I know that dragons in the Dragon Realms are partial omnivores.
 * Teddy: Well, since I'm on a diet, I get spinach and a turkey sandwich.
 * Alfred: As a leading officer of the elves, I feel I need a diet as well. So I just got some vegetables.
 * Dougie: And I get some turkey, peas, and mashed potatoes.
 * Santa: Me and Santalina have already ate, so we're not getting anything. Especially since I need to discuss my plans on stopping Copperfang and his curse.
 * SpongeBob: Aren't we gonna say grace before we eat?
 * Santa: As a holiday icon, I would, but I'm afraid we have no time. You may begin eating. (They do that)
 * SpongeBob: (Eating the Krabby Patty) Whoa! I haven't tasted a Krabby Patty this delicious since the Krusty Krab's last frycook appeared.
 * Spyro: Oh, it's not just you. This food is much better tasting.
 * Kairi: Yeah. Mrs. Claus' cooking must literally be the best.
 * Mrs. Claus: It is, actually. I was an expert cook when I was still a dragon. Then the elves taught me their far-advanced cooking skills, and...well...you know. I'm happy you like it.
 * Santa: Now let's get started with this plan. Copperfang has been on my Naughty List for a very long time. He has even learned how to use magic since before he opened his toy company. He is currently using a dreaded curse that he plans to use to turn everyone in the Dragon Realms with unpure enough hearts into scrooges. My diagnostics worker, Grace, says that this curse has already covered 12% of the world, and will reach 100% by Christmas Eve. If this happens, then most of the world will be naughty, and I'll have no choice but to cancel my deliveries this year. And judging by what this curse had done in the past, then Christmas might be destroyed permanently.
 * Kairi: Wait, this curse has been casted before?
 * Santa: Yes. The curse came from a world where it nearly ruined Christmas. The curse is named after the dark man who developed it. This particular man hated Christmas because his family gave him little to no respect, making him a scroogy jerk. Upon discovering dark magic, he developed the 'Dark Man's Scrooginess' to end it. But while his plan was a success, he died after one of his naughty spawn killed him with a rock. It took several years for Christmas to recover in that world. Since then, all Santas in the UUniverses swore to destroy all sources of that curse. And we were able to destroy all of them...or so we thought. There was one that we could not account for. This particular source was discovered by Copperfang, and he is now the only person who knows it. He's hidden the spell scroll so well, even we Santas, with our grand surveillance, can't locate it.
 * Spyro: Probably because he hides it with magic.
 * Santa: Exactly. While we can't find that scroll and destroy it, there might be a way for me to convince Copperfang to destroy it himself.
 * Kairi: How?
 * Santa: My elves had created a relic in the labs when I first got the job as Santa Claus. It was meant to help provide miracles to those who wore it. The elves named it 'The Amulet of Miracles'.
 * Spyro: The Amulet of Miracles? You mean as in the relic from those Dragon Realms Christmas myths?
 * Santa: Actually, it wasn't before I became Santa. Back then, it was just a myth. But when I became Santa, the elves turned myth into fact, and created the relic just as the myth portrayed it. The legend says that the Amulet of Miracles was crafted by the Christmas elves before they worked for Santa, and they used it in religious ceremonies to allow spirits to bless the wearer with a balance of peace and goodwill. The relic allowed the wearer to see the consequences that arise from what they felt was their weakest spot by showing what they have, are, and will result in.
 * Alfred: It's basically 'A Christmas Carol' inside a relic.
 * Spyro: So you're saying that you intend to have Copperfang wear this Amulet in order for him to see the Christmas spirit?
 * Santa: Yes. Acknowledging Christmas is the only way for him to change his ways and stop all the evil things he's doing. Reasoning with him is out of the equation.
 * Kairi: Santa? Why...why is Copperfang like this? Don't you know what he's done in the past?
 * Santa: I wish I didn't, Miss Kairi. But his past is absolutely painful. He can't even bare to explain the full story to Viper. He has been through a bad relationship with his family after they disowned him and never wanted anything to do with him. Not even a family of his own was possible thanks to his greed. When he thinks about Christmas, he thinks about family. And he swore off his family after they didn't come to ANY of his birthday parties in the past. He swore to own the greatest toy company in the UUniverses, and he thinks that, in order to do it, he has to cancel holidays off, including Christmas.
 * SpongeBob: That's horrible!
 * Santa: Indeed. His employees even continue to suffer for it since they are underpaid, and they don't get satisfied with their work. Especially since Copperfang changed things around. He's been in the business since he made friends with two weasel brothers named Alan and Drakey Weasley, who died after harassing a homeless poison-dart frog 3 years ago.
 * Kairi: (Breathes in) Ooohh...
 * Santa: He even refused to allow anyone else take their place, and just claimed the positions for himself.
 * SpongeBob: Why did his family disown him?
 * Spyro: Why is he so greedy?
 * Kairi: Why is he so obsessed with being the best?
 * Santa: I wish I could tell you more, but we have no time. We simply must get started. We'll be able to see everything he goes through with the Snowveillance Globe in the Diagnostics Room. Trust me, all your questions will be answered.
 * Spyro: How do we begin, then?
 * Santa: We will start with the plan tomorrow night at precisely 9:00 PM! Any later, and the Amulet will have a 87% chance of changing. When the Amulet is put on, it's power will call out the 3 spirits. This might earn the chance that the ghosts of Alan and Drakey will come and warn him of what happens if he dies without changing. And let me tell you, it's just horrid.
 * SpongeBob: Why tomorrow?
 * Santa: Because the Amulet only works in the nighttime around 9:00 PM, and it is now 11:40 PM, so the Amulet will not be able to work properly at that time. My elves will drop you off there at 9:00 PM, and you'll need to put the Amulet on him, and make sure nothing goes wrong.
 * Spyro: (The group has finished their meal) But that would mean we have to keep the Villain League from getting their hands on Copperfang, wouldn't it?
 * Santa: Yes. But you all are good fighters. But if things should get cold, you'll have to have something to defend yourselves. We'll have some non-lethal weapons ready for you when it's time.
 * SpongeBob: Santa uses weapons?
 * Alfred: Well, we don't use guns. We only use launching cannons. Our prime weapons are coal launchers, which we hardly use. They launch chunks of coal at enemies. But be warned that they can be very lethal when not used right. You could end up accidentally stoning them to death. The best way to deal with them is to clock them in the heads, and knock them out.
 * SpongeBob: So we just have to knock them out? That shouldn't be too hard.
 * Santa: Good. Then I trust we're all in the same page. My elves will escort you to your sleeping quarters.
 * Vulcan: (Heat Miser's forces are seen arriving at the sight of Santa's Workshop on their Firedrakes as his magic aurora shield is seen) Father, how will we get through that shield? It protects from naughty people. I'm sure that might include us since we're about to attack the place.
 * Flambé: Curses! Flamuman should've informed us of this before. We're gonna have to find a way through. But how?
 * Vulcan: We'll need someone who's on the Nice List. Someone who enjoys Christmas so much, that their nice nature would allow them to pass. Someone like...(Everyone looks at Venus)
 * Venus:...(Looks worried, and signals 'Me?')
 * Flambé: Honey, you love Christmas, right? (Venus hesitates, and nods 'yes') You'd do anything for your daddy, wouldn't you? (Venus nods 'yes' again) You've even wanted your whole life to go there, and thought you couldn't get in because you're in league with us, right? (Venus nods 'yes' again) Well...would you like to get that chance right now? (Venus barely smiles) Do it for me, Venus. I'm sure your high hopes about Christmas will get you through that shield.
 * Vulcan: You want to send my sister inside that Workshop alone? She might need backup.
 * Flambé: She'll get it if she can take down that shield. She can't capture that dragon on her own. This needs to be a team effort. Are you ready for this, my daughter?...(Venus squeaks again) I'll take that as a 'yes'. You'll have to sneak through the front entrance, though since you can't bring your Firedrake. (Venus gets nervous)
 * Venus: (Climbs up the cliff in the snowy wind, and is starting to get less hot)...(She then decides to force her way up the cliff, and she arrives at the front entrance, which is blocked with the shield)...(Squeaks)...(Hesitates to walk through the shield, and after being too scared, she actually puts her foot through the shield barrier, and she doesn't get affected)...(She puts her hand through, and she smiles. She went through the shield)
 * Computer Voice: (Elves are seen in the control room) Neutral Breach in Sector 8. Individual Nice Level: 50%. Recommending Caution.
 * Elf #1: A neutral person has arrived at the Workshop? Hmm...(On microphone) Attention all scouts! There has been a Neutral breach in the front entrance. Caution may be recommended.
 * Venus: (Sees the lights on the front entrance turn on, scaring her into squeaking)...(Notices that she's glowing, and she could be spotted thanks to it)...(Squeaks, and hides in the snow, but it quickly melts, exposing her)...(She hides inside an evergreen, but ends up burning it to ash)...(She begins worrying as the elf patrols are seen coming out of the front door in night-vision goggles, dart guns, and white camouflage outfits)
 * Elf Commander: Look sharp, team. We don't know what this neutral person may be. Could be someone who wants an autograph, or just a poor orphan freezing to death. If any of you spot the target, alert the team, and we'll be there. Move out! (They spread out, and Venus squeaks again, and tries hiding in several places that her hot body louses up. It all leads up to an elf scout spotting her hot footprints, and he follows them right to her without her suspecting)
 * Elf Scout: HALT! (Venus squeaks as the Elf Scout points his dart gun at him) Show yourself, stranger! (Venus takes out her firesword, and tries to attack, but then decides to put it away and surrender. She shows herself to the scout)...Venus? The mute daughter of General Flambé? What are you doing in this area out in the cold?
 * Venus:...(Squeaks nervously)
 * Elf Scout:...(Sighs) Oh, God, she still can't speak. (On radio) Team, it appears I've found the trespasser. It's Venus, the daughter of General Flambé. Requesting pickup.
 * (Elf Commander): We're on our way, Pvt. Thicket.
 * Elf Scout (Pvt. Thicket): Whatever you're here for, Venus, I don't think it might sound good. You'll have to come with us. (Venus couldn't help but agree)
 * Santa: (Venus is brought to him) Venus, I don't know how you got through my shield, but you must be pretty wise to come here. Why're you here?
 * Elf Commander: She still hasn't learned how to speak, sir.
 * Santa: Oh...well, I guess this will be tough. Well, since you're here, I think Heat Miser may have something against us. It might have something to do with SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi. (Venus nods 'yes') What? It does? (She nods 'yes' again) Oh. Why would Heat Miser send you to this place alone? (Venus nods 'no') So you're NOT alone? Are you with your brother and father? (She nods 'yes')...Well, we did get a few things about it. But how will we know the rest?
 * Pvt. Thicket: How could she get through the shield when she's working with her warmongering father?
 * Elf Commander: The surveillance elves said that the shield classified her as 'neutral'.
 * Santa:...Hmm...that must mean she's not as bad as her father. (Venus nods 'no')...Well, do you know where your comrades are hiding? (She signals 'I don't know) You don't? Then what does Heat Miser want with us?
 * Mrs. Claus: Perhaps we should ask SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi.
 * Santa: Perhaps we should. Come with me, Venus. (Venus nods 'yes', and follows him)
 * SpongeBob: (The room is red, white, and green, decorated with garland, has a miniature Christmas tree, some night-lights, and some beds with red blankets, and red-and-white pillows. SpongeBob and Kairi are in pajamas with hot cocoa) Wow, Santa sure has great accommodations for guests. He even got us some pajamas, and offered to wash our old clothes. What a nice person.
 * Spyro: And he got us some hot cocoa and cookies. And I have to say, it's very warm in here. The elves sure did well with building this room.
 * Kairi: (Sips some hot cocoa) Yeah. I've been getting cold on the way here. That simple fireball Heat Miser launched straight at us didn't help that much.
 * SpongeBob: I was even surprised that he actually knew the Krabby Patty secret formula. But I probably could've seen that coming. In fact, Mr. Krabs might've seen it coming, too. (Sips hot cocoa) After all, Santa does watch all of us....Do you think he was watching us when we were using the bathroom?
 * Spyro: PLEASE don't bring that up! I think even Santa would think twice about doing that.
 * Kairi: (Chuckles) I'm sorry, but that kind of popped in my head the moment he said that he watched all of us.
 * Spyro: Well, we'll have to finish our hot cocoa fast because...(Yawns) I think it's time we got some shut-eye. We have a job to do tomorrow, and we're gonna need our strength.
 * SpongeBob: (Drinks the entire cup in one shot) Ahhh! OHHH, MY STOMACH!!
 * Kairi: Careful, SpongeBob, that hot cocoa was just made, and was hot.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah...my mistake! Ohh! (Falls to the floor, and Santa appears at the door, and knocks)
 * Santa: Guys? Are you still up?
 * Kairi:...Yeah?
 * Santa: (Comes inside with Venus) Guys, I think we're in a bit of a pickle already.
 * Spyro: What is it?...And who is that?
 * Santa: It's one of Heat Miser's forces, Venus. (Venus waves 'hello' at them, and Kairi does the same) We found her sneaking at the front entrance after the shield identified her as neutral.
 * Spyro:...She's half-good and half-bad?
 * Santa: Yes, that's what neutral means.
 * Spyro: Did she say why she came?
 * Santa: No. She hasn't learned to speak yet. But you should know that she's the daughter of General Flambé, the commander of the Heat Miser's infantry. We were able to find out that Heat Miser sent her, her brother, her father, and some infantry here for something. They probably sent Venus here alone because they thought that she might be nice enough to pass.
 * SpongeBob: Ohh, so she enjoys Christmas, too? (Venus hesitates, and then nods 'yes')
 * Santa: Well, that explains a lot. Flambé had always said that she enjoyed the holidays, and loved to fight for a Green Christmas. In fact, I asked Dougie to bring her a Christmas present last year. She loved it.
 * Kairi: What was the present?
 * Santa: We got her a toy sword. We were surprised that she molded it into a real flame sword. Do you still wield it, Venus? (Venus takes the sword out as it glows in fire)
 * SpongeBob/Spyro: Whoooa! (Venus puts away the sword)
 * Santa: We came to take this up with you three to see if you had any connection. She said it did.
 * Spyro: Well, I think Heat Miser did say something about 'turning a dragon against heat'.
 * Kairi: Well, dragons are known for breathing fire. Maybe Heat Miser wanted to capture you so you could 'go back to the heat'. (Venus points and nods 'yes')...What? You mean that's why you came? (Venus nods 'yes')
 * Spyro: (Sighs) Well, phenomenal, this mission is off to a great start. It's bad enough we had to deal with going into their territory, now Heat Miser wants me for his wild accusations.
 * Santa: Venus, I'm surprised that you would tell your father's plan like that. (Venus looks nervous) Don't worry, I'm sure you had no choice. For what it's worth, thanks. (Rubs her head, and she squeaks) For warning us with bravery, I guess I should give you another Christmas present. (Gives her a present, and Venus shakes it) I should warn you not to open it until Christmas, okay? (Venus nods 'yes')
 * SpongeBob: Aww, what a touching moment.
 * Spyro: What're we gonna do about Flambé?
 * Kairi: From the looks of it, he might be waiting for an ambush.
 * Santa: Don't worry. As violent as he tends to be, Flambé wouldn't burn down the Workshop for two reasons. 1. My friend, Mother Nature, wouldn't like it, and 2. it would mean that there won't be any Green Christmas to speak of. They must've sent Venus here to try and disable the shield so they can enter and carry out their task. We're lucky, too, since all entries and exits are picked up by security. Our best hope is to find him, and drive them away when they have the chance. And Venus, you'll sadly have to face your father's disappointment on you after how you ratted out on them. (Venus sighs, and straightens up)...I'm proud of you.
 * Spyro: What do we have to do?
 * Santa: Well, actually, you don't have to do anything. My elves have the tools to catch anyone no matter how stealthy they are. They'll find them. Plus, I don't want to disturb your rest.
 * SpongeBob: Gee, thanks. You saved us a lot of trouble.
 * Spyro: Actually, I might want to tag along just in case. The elves might need my help with this.
 * Kairi: Spyro, are you sure?
 * Spyro: I have to. If they want me, then they'll get me.
 * Santa: Spyro, they'll have an advantage over us if you just go and face them.
 * Spyro: It's okay. I have a plan...
 * Flambé: (They are seen waiting somewhere near the Workshop)...(Sighs) Hell's fire, what's taking her so long? How hard can a simple disabling of the Workshop's shield be?
 * Vulcan: Be patient, father. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
 * Salamander Soldier: (Appears with a scarred face, a scarred mouth, black armor, dark-red eyes, black spines, and a flaming yellow sword) Pfft, isn't it obvious? She's just too soft to actually pull it off, and is ratting us out like the useless soldier she always was, all because (Mockingly) she loves Christmas!
 * Flambé: (Sighs) Not this again, Lieutenant Hellfire! You know she can't help it with her personality. I made her a commander of my light forces because she's my daughter, and I trust her with my life. Who cares if she has her flaws, she is an obedient asset to our forces.
 * Salamander Soldier (Hellfire): I care if she has flaws. You know how it works. Survival of the fittest. The best soldiers with the least flaws are able to fight perfectly. With how much your daughter has in her, she's a disgrace to the uniform!
 * Flambé: Enough excuses, Hellfire! That's an order! I sent her because I knew she was the only one worthy enough to get through that shield. You know what happens to the naughty people who pass through.
 * Hellfire: Unfortunate, yes. But I still have my doubts. If she EVER fails, then I'm not going to hesitate to have her kicked out of our land.
 * Vulcan: Hey, you leave my sister alone!
 * Hellfire: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, SOLDIER! SHUT THAT ASH-HOLE OF YOURS!
 * Flambé: Hellfire, you just ignored my order. Therefore, you will not participate in this mission, and instead watch us do the job. Now I want you back to your Firedrake immediately!
 * Hellfire:...(Shrugs) Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you! (Sits near his scarred Firedrake, which grunts at him)...You know, Pyrite? I think it's time I gave that weak link what she deserves. We'll get the job done upon her arrival. (The two chuckle)
 * Flambé: Now, where were we?
 * Vulcan: Sir? I think I can see some orange light right near the entrance of the workshop.
 * Flambé: Can you identify it? Is it Venus? (Vulcan gets out some binoculars, and sees that it is Venus, carrying Spyro inside a net as they pass through the shield)
 * Vulcan:...Wow...you won't believe this, but...Venus actually managed to capture the dragon on her own.
 * Flambé: What? Gimme those! (Looks at them through the binoculars)...Interesting. No normal salamander could have pulled that off without backup.
 * Vulcan: Sir, you don't think something's wrong, do you?
 * Flambé: I don't know, but we've got to find out what. Everyone on your Firedrakes! Hellfire? Return to the fortress. Your actions here will be on your permanent record like all your other unacceptable actions. (They fly off)
 * Hellfire:...Oh, we'll see about that, won't we? (Chuckles) You'll be thanking me after this.
 * Spyro: (Pretending to be asleep while Venus drags him in the net) Okay, Venus? Remember the plan? (Venus nods 'yes') That's good. If you should ever get in trouble, me and the elf squads will protect you. (They continue on as some elves with white camouflage suits and white night-vision goggles are scouting and following them with coal launchers. After walking a mile from the Workshop, Flambé's forces arrive)
 * Flambé: Venus, what happened? We saw you coming out with the dragon. I have to ask, how did you pull this off?...Okay, don't answer that, I already know the answer. (Venus squeaks) Yeah, just let me see the dragon. (Venus shows him Spyro)...Incredible. He's a purple dragon? The most legendary breed? Why would a breed like him betray us?
 * Spyro: (Wakes up, surprising them) I think the REAL question is why you would be stalking me because of your boss' crazy delusions?
 * Vulcan: How...how did you know about that? (Venus looks guilty)
 * Flambé:...Venus, how could you do this?
 * Spyro: Look, it wasn't her fault. You should've taken into account that the shield picks up anyone that enters. And we're lucky to have caught her. She would've been dead if we hadn't found her.
 * Vulcan: Well, with all do respect, father, she does enjoy the holidays more than we do. That's what Hellfire has always been talking about. (They don't realize that Hellfire has arrived with his Firedrake)
 * Flambé: Yeah, you may be right. But if she's trying to help them, she's not doing it well. We're still taking you with us to Heat Miser's fortress.
 * Spyro: General, this is just a misunderstanding. I'm not here because I've 'betrayed' you. I'm here because I want to save Christmas. You know that it would be pointless to fight without Christmas. No Christmas, no White or Green Christmas.
 * Vulcan:...Actually...he has a point there, father.
 * Flambé: I don't know. I think he's trying to get to us. You're gonna have to bring this up to Heat Miser.
 * Spyro: I'm telling the truth, General! If I was really here to betray you, I wouldn't have even been inside Santa's Workshop. I'm sure Venus would want you to let me go if you really cared for her? (Venus looks at Flambé with a worried face)
 * Flambé:...Well...I'll convince Heat Miser to let you go after you take it up with him. Orders are orders.
 * ???: I KNEW IT! (Hellfire arrives with his sword)
 * Hellfire: I KNEW she was a traitor!
 * Flambé: HELLFIRE! I thought I ordered you to return to the fortress!
 * Hellfire: It's a good thing I was here! Her actions in that workshop have made this entire squadron soft! This is EXACTLY what I was talking about. Softness is a true sign of weakness, and it must be destroyed!
 * Flambé: (Gets in front of Hellfire) Hellfire, don't touch her! You know she can't help it!
 * Hellfire: You're agreeing with her? She's a weakling! She is not a true soldier, she is a traitor and a disgrace!
 * Flambé: I won't let you harm her!
 * Hellfire:...Very well! Then why don't you JOIN HER?!? (Stabs him in the chest as blood-red lava bursts out from his back)
 * Flambé: AHHGH!!
 * Vulcan: FATHER!
 * Spyro: NO!
 * Hellfire: You are pathetic, Flambé! Heat Miser should NEVER have made you general. If I had taken that role, we'd have a Green Christmas by now! So from now on, I am the general! You will all do as I say, or I'll have Pyrite here see to it that you never see the light of the Sun again! (Pyrite growls angrily) Now capture Flambé's two sons so I can make sure his family doesn't poison the minds of our forces. (They do that)
 * Vulcan: AHH! LET GO OF ME! (The guards smack him in the back, and he falls on his knees, and they do the same thing to Venus)
 * Hellfire: (Amplifies his sword to maximum heat as it burns in bright-yellow fire) Well, you two, it's been nice knowing you. At least you fought for a great cause. But now, it's time that you learn that the weak is the first one that screws up. (Positions his sword near Venus' head) So long, Venus!
 * Spyro: NO, DON'T HURT HER! (Tries to intervene, but the guards point their fire weapons at him)
 * Hellfire: (Raises his sword up, but before he can kill her, the elf patrols fire coal at him) AHH, OW, OWCH, OW, OW! WHAT THE BURNING HELL?!? OW, CUT IT OUT!
 * Elf Commander: Intercept the bystanders, troops! (The elves moved into the scene, knocked out the guards, tended for the wounded Flambé, and rescued Vulcan and Venus)
 * Hellfire: NO! DON'T YOU TOUCH THEM! (He gets bludgeoned by coal) OW, STOP IT!
 * Spyro: (Appears to Flambé with some elves, Vulcan and Venus) General, are you okay?
 * Flambé: (Coughs out lava) I'm in excruciating pain! I'm sure that's not a sign of being well!?
 * Elf Commander: Don't worry, we can heal him. MEDIC? (A medical elf appears with a jar of dull-blue gel)
 * Medic Elf: This gel is meant to keep elves focused and healthy. It heals wounds and sores, repairs broken bones and torn muscles, and it strengthens energy. It'll surely do the same for General Flambé.
 * Vulcan: Don't worry, father, you'll be okay.
 * Hellfire: (Is still held back by coal until he breaths a fireball at the laungher, forcing the elves to dudge and get them out of his way) GET AWAY FROM HIM! (Heads straight for them to kill them until Spyro freezes him in ice)
 * Spyro: Hurry, that ice won't last forever.
 * Medic Elf: I'm making this up as I go, alright? (Rubs gel on his open wound, and it slowly heals it, and he is able to get up before Hellfire melts the ice, and attacks, only for Flambé to block the attack with his sword. As the two duel, Flambé overpowers him, and defeats him)
 * Flambé: You are in big trouble now, Hellfire! Not only have you ignored my orders twice, but you have sought to commit an act of murder and usurping my position. Heat Miser will not be very pleased with this.
 * Hellfire: Go ahead! Strike me down! Continue leading your worthless squadron, and risk disappointing Heat Miser for failing your mission.
 * Flambé: If it's worth disappointing Heat Miser, I'm sure we're perfectly capable of convincing him it was for a good reason. Let's just hope he will have mercy on you for the crimes you just committed. Seize him! (The salamanders do that)
 * Hellfire: PYRITE! (Pyrite the Firedrake tries to save him)
 * Flambé: (Raises his hand, and Pyrite stops) Need you forget that even the Firedrakes are under my control? Even Pyrite will not save you. He will suffer your punishment for aiding you in this mutiny.
 * Hellfire: (The guards restrain him) LET ME GO RIGHT NOW! YOU NEED ME IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A GREEN CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR!
 * Flambé: You have no power anymore. (To Spyro) Purple dragon, for defending me and my son and daughter, I will convince Heat Miser about your innocence and see if he will let you go. He will surely accept when he knows that you are defending Christmas.
 * Spyro: Thank you, sir.
 * Flambé: Let's move, everyone. We shall give Hellfire the trial he deserves once we return. (They take off in their Firedrakes)
 * Elf #1:...Well, I guess that's it.
 * Spyro: Yeah, I think our work here is done.
 * Pvt. Thicket: You know, that Venus girl isn't that bad.
 * Spyro: Yeah. She was very nice. I say she deserves that little gift and more.
 * Alfred: "Thank goodness it went off with only the loss of weapons."
 * Santa: "That's was very lucky. It would normally get worse in that kind of situation. And luckly, while the Salamanders are being dealt with, Snow Miser had a simular idea about invisigating Spyro's preasence, and luckly, Snowdrift was much more negosiatable and reasonable. He understood well enough that Spyro is trying to benifit BOTH white and green chrismases by saving crhismas as a whole. The Misers may tend to be, harsh, but they're not completely unreasonable. They're less likely to INTENTIONALLY harm you. But there's still a chance of an accsidental fire, so the skies of the Miser terratories might still be abit hazordious."
 * Spyro: Well, that's great. We won't have to worry about them that much on this mission anymore. (Yawns) And at least I did it in time to get some rest. I'll see you in the morning, Santa. (Leaves)
 * Santa: You too, Spyro. (Spyro leaves)
 * Alfred:...Do you think they'll go easy on Hellfire?
 * Santa: I don't know. But I do know that they have a law that forbids murder of one's own forces. That's usually punishable by banishment to the Oasis of Greenland.
 * Alfred: The Oasis of Greenland? Isn't that where Mother Nature lives?
 * Santa: Yes. It's safe to assume that she's heard about it, and is not very pleased. And we all know what happens when you cheese off Mother Nature.
 * Alfred: (Shivers) Not a pretty sight.
 * Santa: Alright, let's go to the Diagnostics Room. We'll need a strategy if we're going to do this right.
 * Alfred: Is Grace going to be there?
 * Santa:...Uh, yeah, she's the head diagnostic worker. Why?
 * Alfred: Nothing, nothing at all. (Chuckles) Let's just go. (They both do that)
 * Heat Miser: (He, Flamuman, Flambé, Vulcan and Venus hold Hellfire in a fiery courtyard with guards watching over him) And so, it is within the ruling of this court that you, Lieutenant Hellfire, be found guilty for the attempted murder of Flambé and his children, and trying to usurp his position as General. How do you plead?
 * Hellfire: Not guilty! Flambé had simply instructed his daughter to go through the Workshop's shield, and knock it out. But what did she do? She ratted us out. She is a traitor within our ranks, and had to be punished. You know that we can't allow weakness in our forces!
 * Flamuman: Having a heart for Christmas is not weakness, you've been informed of this countless times!
 * Hellfire: You just don't get it, do you? We can't allow people like her to make our forces soft. Even Flambé has come back empty-handed. He failed to get the dragon, and showed worthless sympathy.
 * Heat Miser: And for good reason. As a reasonable person, I can agree with his words that the dragon is neutral on both sides of the fight. That's all I needed to hear, except you use that as an excuse to commit a murder. Which is why you cannot be forgiven. Has the jury reached a verdict?
 * Everyone: GUILTY! (Venus just squeaks)
 * Heat Miser: Motion passes! GUILTY! (Slams his mini sledgehammer-like mallet on his desk) Hellfire, do you have anything to say before you are punished?
 * Hellfire: Oh, I certainly do! I fought in this battle for a long time, and if there was anything I wanted more for Christmas, it's for it to be a Green Christmas. If I had been the general in the first place, we would've won lock stock and barrel! But now that YOU HAVE ELIMINATED THE ONLY MEANS FOR THAT TO HAPPEN, you've just killed the chance. For what it's worth, I hope you NEVER get a Green Christmas for as long as time turns.
 * Heat Miser: (Grunts)...Normally, I'd take that as an insult. But what I can say is that I see no reason how a person with a reputation like yours is worthy of being an honorable general. You're selfish, you're stubborn, you rush into situations, you never learn to listen, and you always think you're better than everyone else. And this crime you pulled has pushed you too far.
 * Hellfire: (Grunts)
 * Heat Miser: Now, as punishment, you are to be banished to the Oasis of Greenland for life.
 * Hellfire: WHAT?!?...But-but-but-but that's where your stepmother lives.
 * Heat Miser: Indeed. I've informed her of your stunt tonight, and she is not pleased. And you know what happens when Mother Nature is not pleased.
 * Hellfire: Sir, you can't do this! She has a reputation of being very intense on people who are banished to her turf.
 * Heat Miser: I can see no reason why that wouldn't be a proper punishment for you. I have spoken! (Slams his mallet down, and Hellfire is trapped in a ball of lava that forms a boulder of hot rock that is launched right into the sky, and lands somewhere in Greenland with the force of a meteorite, punching a crater inside the ground as the boulder crumbles, and Hellfire is dizzy)
 * Hellfire: Uhhgh...(Climbs out from the crater into a beautiful and colorful oasis as the crater suddenly gets restored back into it's original state as a flat grass-covered terrain) WHOA! (Suddenly, vines and flowers grow from out of the ground)
 * ???: So, you're the traitor who caused all the commotion in Heat Miser's home! (Hellfire is terrified as he tries to run away, but is blocked off and surrounded by the plants growing out of the ground until a giant Venus flytrap pops out of the ground behind him, scaring him)
 * Hellfire: AAHHH!!! (The vines grab his feet, and start wrapping him up and restraining him) PLEASE DON'T KILL ME, I'VE GOT A LIFE TO LIVE EVEN THOUGH I'M 208 YEARS OLD!!
 * ???: (A silhouetted skinny female figure appears from inside the Venus flytrap's mouth as the beautiful green eyes are seen) If I wanted to kill you, I would've done it already. I'll decide what to do with you in my palace! I'm sure you'll learn a grand lesson there. (The vines suddenly wrap up Hellfire's face)
 * Hellfire: MMMPPPHH!!!
 * ???: (Evil mysterious figures are seen watching Hellfire being taken by the female figure) Hmm...you know, that Hellfire twat could be of use to us in our plan for a Christmas where both nice and naughty can benefit, and where I will be Santa! (Cackles) As soon as that overgrown guardian snake comes back from another hopeless attempt at that reindeer, I'll have a new assignment for him. MIME-ME?!?
 * Mime Marionette (Mime-Me): (Arrives as a clumsy puppet mime that plops down from the shadows and bows scared) M-M-M-M-M-Mime-Me at your se-se-service!
 * ???: Mime-Me, you are to head to the North Pole, and moniter Freezar. When he inevitably fails again to get revenge on that she-deer, bring him back to me. Can I actually trust you not to mess this up? You know what I do to people who constantly fail.
 * Mime-Me:...(Gulps) Y-y-y-y-yes, master! You-you-you won't be disappointed.
 * ???: I'd better not. And stop shaking like a Chihuahua on a cold blustery day! GO! (Mime-Me was plopping all over the place as he goes to carry out his mission. The camera then pans closer to the evil silhouette as it smiles sinisterly)

Chapter 4: December 22nd Arrives/A Plan to Save Christmas/Patchy and Potty Meet the Miser Bros/The Weasley Brothers' Warning
Santa's Workshop, December 22nd SpongeBob: Of course we remember. I absorb information like a sponge...which I am. Silent Road Snow Miser's Territory Snow Miser's Fortress Snow Miser's Dungeon Dragon Temple Copperfang Manor, 8:48 PM Copperfang's Bedroom 2 minutes later... Outside Copperfang Manor Copperfang's room.
 * Santa: Is everything ready?
 * Alfred: As it'll ever be. We got the reindeer hitched up. Your other reindeer tweeted us. They're having a great time in Hawaii. They just...uh...and thy quote...'got jingle-belled'?
 * Santa:...Ooookay, I don't wanna know what that means.
 * Alfred: Are the three heroes ready?
 * Santa: Yes. I just woke them up. (SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi appear in their common attire, and are yawning and tired)
 * SpongeBob: (Yawns) Does it have to be so late? It's only 5:00 PM.
 * Spyro: Well, we do have to get ready. The Lodgers might be able to handle themselves and rescue their corrupted friends on their own. We just need to get that Amulet onto Copperfang.
 * A Female Elf: And you might have to rescue your friend, Viper. We just discovered that her attempt to talk her uncle out of casting this curse was futile, and she has been turned into a terra-cotta like all his other victims who went to his doorstep.
 * Kairi: Oh, no!
 * Spyro: Then we shall do that the best way we can, too.
 * Santa: (As Alfred is seen looking at the female elf with joy in the background) You three remember the strategy we went over?
 * Female Elf: Great, then you saved me the trouble of going through it all. I've got a personal life as a blogger, and I can't afford to go an entire day without it.
 * Santa: Yeah, I know, Grace. Just get back to the Diagnostics Room and start up the Snowveillance Globe. We'll need to guide these three people throughout their mission.
 * Female Elf (Grace): Great. I'll talk to my online friends while I wait. (Leaves)
 * Alfred:...(Sighs in joy)
 * Dougie: Alfred, are you okay?
 * Alfred: Oh, uh, nothing. (Chuckles)
 * Dougie: Why were you looking at Grace like that? It was almost like...there was something about her.
 * Alfred: That's none of your concern, snowflake! Now shoo and get the sleigh ready for takeoff.
 * Dougie: It's already ready for take off.
 * Alfred: JUST GO!
 * Dougie: Okay, okay! (Runs off)
 * Henry: (A limousine is seen driving on a road heading torwords Copperfang's Mansion) We're almost home, sir.
 * Copperfang: Good. This work session was exhausting! I had a difficult time avoiding all those lawsuits against me from those ungrateful workers....I'm surprised John wasn't among them. But oddly his wife was.
 * Henry: Perhaps he knew better than to challenge you and desired to avoid risking his job, or simply budget concerns. You know how his wife feels about you.
 * Copperfang: Either way, I appreciate his obedience. James, on the other hand....I don't know, I'm worried that lizard would seek out my life one of these days.
 * Henry: Oh, it's just the stress-talking, sir. Mr. James is no murderer.
 * Copperfang: I meant he would sue me and ultimately wins. I have to admit, the power those Villain Leaguers provided me is doing me a HUGE favor. I mean, WOW! That kind of power I thought was illegal.
 * Henry:...Because it IS illegal, sir. They're villains. They don't follow the law that much.
 * Copperfang: Well, I'm happy I haven't lost anything in their lawsuits. (Gets out of the limo) And now that my day is over, I can finally get some rest. Darwin was right, the deal we have just made will make history. I will FINALLY do the thing that my deceased friends failed to accomplish: make this business the best in the UUniverses.
 * Henry: Very good, sir. (Sighs) Yet, don't you think that lawsuits indicate that your business is one step into becoming not the best, but the worst?
 * Copperfang: The lawsuits don't bother me. At least my company never lost any money whatsoever. Once this deal with D-Mart is finished, and the supply and demand is supplied and demanded, and my curse consumes the entire Dragon Realms, my quest will be completed. And not even Christmas, with all it's joy and family bullcrap interfering, it will be sweetened. (They enter the mansion)
 * Patchy: (Pops out from the wreckage of the fruitcake truck, as well as Potty) Ow! How could a cargo truck throw a dang fruitcake truck into the distance?!? What, are we in a cartoon, or somethin'?
 * Potty: Oh, way to break the fourth wall, pal.
 * Patchy: Just shut up and find the fruitcake driver who we gave the day off. (They soon find that the fruitcake driver, who is still tied, and waddling away in panic, and Patchy's eyes cartoonishly engorge) NOO!!!
 * Potty: Hey, let him go. Anywhere is better than being your hostage.
 * Patchy: Let's just go after him. He can't survive in this place. (They go after him until he comes across a giant Yeti with bunny ears, and the driver muffled screams) WHOA! WHAT IS THAT THING?!?
 * Potty: Should we help him?
 * Patchy: Oh, right. You got any of them future doohickeys left from our BC special?
 * Potty: (Takes out a white and yellow blaster pistol) Here, take this phaser.
 * Patchy: Good enough!...How do ye' use this darn thing?
 * Potty: Just pull the trigger. It's as easy as using a pirate gun.
 * Patchy: Oh, okay! Then this is like one of them guns I--(Instead of a usual firing, the phaser launches a massive blaster volley right at the rabbit-like Yeti, and stopping it from eating the fruitcake driver, and the force knocks Patchy into a tree where snow falls on him) MMMPPHH!!
 * Potty: Make sure you have the power level to a safe 40%, by the way.
 * Patchy: (Pops out) POWER LEVEL?!? NOW ye' tell me! (He quickly grabs the fruitcake driver, and the rabbit Yeti looks at him with drool coming out it's mouth) Sorry, and Merry Christmas. (Zooms off with Potty and the driver as the rabbit Yeti roars and leaps after them, and it manages to corner them at the side of a glacier)...YIPE!! (The driver muffled screams)
 * Potty:...Well, Patchy...I guess this is it.
 * Patchy: Yeah. Even though ye' get me furious with yer' annoyance...you've been a good parrot. (The Rabbit Yeti prepares to attack until a giant icicle is shot into his neck and it roars in pain, and falls dead)
 * Potty: WHOA!!
 * Patchy:...Yikes, our reputation of bein' a kid-friendly show is starting to fall into question.
 * ???: THIS IS A RESTRICTED AREA! (A few of Snow Miser's Icicilan soldiers arrive, jumping acrobatically into the area, and the shot to the rabbit Yeti's head was revealed to have been made by Freezearrow)
 * Snowdrift:...What?...
 * Frostgard: Uh...sir, is it me, or have the laws of nature just went bonkers? How could 2 mortal men and a tropical bird survive in such intense conditions like this?
 * Patchy:...Who are you guys?
 * Snowdrift: We are the Icicilans, the soldiers and citizens of the land of Snow Miser.
 * Patchy:...Wait a minute, Snow Miser? You mean that guy from those Rankin-Bass films?
 * Potty: What a rip!
 * Snowdrift: Well, those movies are only a part of his fame. The rest is need-to-know classified.
 * Patchy:...Oh, I get it now. This is obviously a dream. That crash must've knocked me out....Unless it killed me, otherwise this must be a near-death experience.
 * Frostgard: Oh, really? If this was a dream, would THIS hurt? (Kicks Patchy in the groin)
 * Patchy: OOHHHHH-HO-HO-HOOOHH!!!
 * Potty: Right in the Jingle Bells.
 * Patchy:...If it's worth me time...would you freeze the parrot?
 * Potty: FREEZE THE WHAT NOW?!?
 * Snowdrift:...People, we shall take them with us. Snow Miser will decide what to do with them.
 * Patchy: Whoa, wait a minute! What makes ye' think we'll come with you, we have a long journey ahead of us--(The Icicilan guards point their ice spears at him) WHOA!!
 * Snowdrift: Come with us. And do not fear, Snow Miser doesn't kill intruders. Sentences are not mine to command.
 * Potty: Well, I guess we have no choice, Patchy. We'll have to do as they say.
 * Patchy: (Sighs) Alright, but the sentence BETTER be good.
 * Snow Miser: (He and the pin-up girls sing the song again until one of them slips on an ice patch) NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AGAIN!! You're supposed to walk 3 steps forward, 1 step back, 3 steps right, and 1 step left. Not 3 steps forward, 1 step back, 2 steps right, and fall like a klutz!
 * Girl: It's not my fault, Mr. Snow Miser! This part of your assault lawn is too slippery for us to dance on.
 * Snow Miser: You are ALL trained to dance on slippery terrain, even with no ICY SHOES WITH SPIKEY CLEATZ! Can I just get a gorgeous icy maid WITH SOME GODDAMN BALANCE?!?
 * Girl #2: Why are you treating us like this, sir?
 * Girl #3: Yeah, maybe you ARE too much.
 * Snow Miser: Ohhhh, I'm too much? Good one, Rime! (Claps slowly) Very clever! Now then, we're gonna do this once more! (The girls groan in exhaustion) This time, no more mistakes! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR--(Snowdrift and the others arrive with Patchy, Potty, and the fruitcake driver, causing Snow Miser to trip and fall over in surprise) OOF!!! MY SNOWBALLS!!!
 * Girl #1: Oh, thank goodness, now we can take a break. (The 4 girls leave)
 * Snow Miser:...(Gets up, and brushes himself off) Snowdrift, why didn't you just knock before bursting in? You know this is the time where me and the girls rehearse for our daily song number.
 * Snowdrift: This is urgent, sir. We just found three people trespassing near the outskirts of the Icicilan Village. One dressed like a pirate, one we found tied and gagged, and one a parrot marionette!
 * Snow Miser: Does a marionette REALLY count as a real person?...It doesn't matter, just bring them in. (They bring up Patchy, Potty, and the fruitcake driver)...Well, well, well, it seems we have some lucky mortals who stepped into my territory even at a harsh temperature that could ordinarily kill a mortal.
 * Patchy: Eh, probably just dumb luck, I guess.
 * Snow Miser: Shut up, and tell me who the frozen blitz you are!
 * Patchy: Uh, the name's Patchy, sir. And these are a good fruitcake truck driver I gave the day off, and my parrot, Potty.
 * Potty: Nice to see you.
 * Snow Miser: (He and the girls look at each other, and they, along with Kelvin, Freezearrow, and Frostgard, began laughing, and even the fruitcake driver muffled laughed) Why would somebody call their parrot 'Potty'? Did you have him house-trained or something? (Laughs)
 * Potty: (Gets angry, and furiously attacks Snow Miser)
 * Patchy: POTTY, NO!!! (Snow Miser manages to freeze Potty by touching him)...POTTY!!! (Everyone laughs) Oh, so ye' think this is FUNNY?!?
 * Snow Miser: No! (Scoffs) It's just that you screamed that word like a baby who has to take a dump! (Laughs)
 * Patchy: Just unfreeze me parrot!
 * Snow Miser: Hey, pal, I don't destroy ice, I just make it. Heat here is strictly forbidden since it's an all-cold place here.
 * Patchy: WELL, WHY DON'T YE' LET ME LEAVE SO I CAN MAKE A FIRE AND UNFREEZE HIM?!?
 * Freezearrow: What are you whining about, Blackbeard, you WANTED the colored chicken frozen, anyway!
 * Patchy: Yeah, like THAT'S helping!
 * Snow Miser: And as for you leaving, I'm afraid I can't allow that.
 * Patchy:...What?
 * Snow Miser: You just found out about my land, and I can't allow you to tell the whole world about it's existence. I'm afraid you and your friends are gonna have to stay here for the rest of your lives!
 * Patchy: (He's expressionless)...THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN! You must be stupid to kidnap innocent bystanders and keep them hostage forever. Who do you think ye' are?!? Well, I ain't gonna stand for it, we're leaving and that's that! (Grabs Potty's ice block, and the fruitcake driver, and before they could leave, then the Icicilan guards blocked their way)
 * Frostgard: You three aren't going anywhere.
 * Snowdrift: The Snow Miser has spoken. Take them to the dungeon!
 * Patchy: (He, the fruitcake driver and Potty are thrown in a cell, and the impact shatters Potty's ice block, and frees him)
 * Potty: RAAWWWKKK, is that anyway to treat a parrot?!?
 * Kelvin: Make yourselves comfortable. You've got a full day of training and group initiation to go through soon. (They all leave)
 * Patchy: HEY! LET US OUT, YE' SCALLIWAGS!!! LET US OUT, I TELL YE'!! THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO TREAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS FAN CLUB!!! LET US GO!!!...(Sighs) Well, crab cakes!
 * Potty: Well, at least it can't get any worse. (Suddenly, Potty, Patchy, and the fruitcake guy see a huge prisoner polar bear)
 * Polar Bear: Oh, boy! New bed buddies!
 * Patchy: Well, he seems neighborly.
 * Potty:...You don't know the first thing about prison life, do you?
 * Patchy: Of course not! I'm a good Samaritan.
 * Potty: Well, when a guy prisoner acts neighborly to 'new meat', he...(He quietly squawk-whispers in Patchy's ear, as Patchy's face turns from confusion, to horror)
 * Patchy: THEY DO WHAT?!?
 * Potty: Yeah, the kind of things you learn from prison documentaries.
 * Polar Bear: Ya know...I always found beards..interesting to look at.
 * Patchy:...I think I like polar bears better when they want to eat ya!
 * ???: Okay, what genius decided it was a good idea to put those guys in Bruno's cell? (Kelvin appears with a small ice dragon similar to Cynder)
 * Kelvin: Sorry about that, General Creen, it was kinda my fault. It was the only cell that wasn't already filled with...spoils of war. (A lot of captured salamanders are seen)
 * General Creen: Then at least activate a divider between Bruno and those new guys. Snow Miser doesn't wanna deal with them looking like they had their unmentionables ripped off.
 * Patchy: EWW!
 * Kelvin: It shall be done, Madam!
 * Creen: I told you call me General!
 * Kelvin: Okay, General! (He presses a ice-embroidered button and divides Patchy's trio from Bruno)
 * Bruno: Aw, chestnuts!
 * Patchy: Hey, thanks lassie.
 * Creen: Did I instruct you to talk, prisoner?
 * Potty: (Whispering) Don't answer it, idiot!
 * Creen:...That's more like it! I only did you a 'favor' to avoid keeping you from becoming worthless. Snow Miser doesn't want traumatized children to join the army, if you're even worthy of it as you guys are already. (Notices the tied up fruitcake truck driver) And why is that guy still tied up? I want him untied immediately!
 * Patchy: Uh, sure thing. (He unties the fruitcake guy, and he gasps for fresh air)
 * Fruitcake Guy: Mam, this has all been a misunderstanding. I'm not with them, they just tied and gagged me in my fruitcake truck, and jacked it. Said they were trying to 'reach Santa for a stunt they pulled'. At least the parrot was the most sympathetic.
 * Creen: But you still trespassed here, and no one is an exception to the rule that Snow Miser made about outsiders who discover our land. It must be kept a secret from the world, and anyone who discovers it must be made a permanent resident. No exceptions.
 * Fruitcake Guy: THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I EVER HEARD!! WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE ME IF I TOLD THEM ANYTHING ABOUT THIS FROZEN WASTELAND?!? Somebody would be sent to a freaking LOONEY BIN FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!
 * Creen: We simply cannot take the chance. Orders are orders. We didn't make the rules, we just enforce them. Now stop complaining before I report it to Snow Miser.
 * Fruitcake Guy:...(Shrugs)
 * Creen: Good day to you, sir! (Leaves with the others)
 * Fruitcake Guy: (Looks at Patchy angrily)
 * Patchy: Uh...Peace on Earth?
 * Fruitcake Guy: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU DELUSIONAL MANIAC!!! IF I EVER GET BACK HOME, I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS SUED FOR THIS!!
 * Patchy: Whoa, whoa, whoa, pal, easy with the language. If it makes ye' feel any better, we saved yer' life from that rabbit beast.
 * Fruitcake Guy: Oh, please, that parrot of yours is more of a hero than you are!
 * Potty: Why thank you, sir!
 * Fruitcake Guy: My name is Dan, thank you very much! I hope you're happy to have dragged me hundreds of miles from home to get caught by these cold-hearted warmongering jerks.
 * Potty: Alright, knock it off! We'll figure something out.
 * Fruitcake Guy (Dan): We'd better. But don't think I won't drop charges on you for this, you criminal scum!
 * Patchy: (Sighs) You know, kids, it's not worth yer' time to watch us fight. Why don't you just cut back to the show?
 * Dan:...Who were you talking to?
 * Patchy: To the kids watching this show. (Dan looks at the direction he's pointing)
 * Dan:...I don't see anybody.
 * Patchy: (Sighs) Oh, boy!
 * Lola: Okay, are you guys sure this will work?
 * Merlin: Oh, don't worry. It will work. And it turns out, we might not need to turn on the shield ourselves. They'll be foolish enough to turn on the shield to keep us from running away to get help, and they'll be back to normal (Snaps) just like that!
 * Melman: Well, that's good, right?
 * Alex: Well, it's our only shot at keeping our friends from getting into more trouble until SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi, or even Viper, fix this problem. SKIPPER, PROGRESS REPORT?!?
 * Skipper: (Watching through window) Nothing yet, but I do see a group of familiar people coming towards us at 12:00!
 * Alex: That's them!
 * Merlin: Alright, everyone, let's get started. (Merlin, Shifu, and Skipper go out to the blocked front entrance to see that the antiheroes are coming back)
 * Lord Shen: Ahh, that was fun! I so enjoyed causing mischief today. Who knew it could be this much fun?
 * Icky: Did you see how I pulled that guy's pants up while he was about to go pee? (They all laughed)
 * Avatar Riku: And remember when I killed that Frosty guy? (They laughed)
 * Avatar Cynder: We should do this more often. (They see the 4 Lodgers watching them)
 * Lord Shen: Well, well, if it isn't the goody-good Lodgers! Did you have a good Christmas? We sure did. MAN, all the things we did tonight.
 * Skipper: Guys, don't you see that you're being controlled by Copperfang? He's cursed you into hating Christmas.
 * Sir Hiss: We don't feel no different, you paranoid birdbrain!
 * Merlin: Well, if you want to ruin Christmas so badly, why don't you ruin OUR Christmas?
 * Lord Shen:...You want us to go in there and ruin YOUR Christmas?
 * Icky: HAH! What do you think we are, idiots?
 * Skipper: Come on, you too chicken to do it?
 * Icky: (Eating popcorn he stole from a child) HEY! WE AREN'T CHICKEN! (Drops the popcorn, and gasps) My popcorn! (Pecks it like a chicken)
 * Patrick: HEY, THAT'S MY BID!!
 * Merlin: Patrick, shut up!
 * Lord Shen:...Very well, if that's what you want. Boss Wolf, turn off the shields! (He does that, and they enter as the antiheroes watch the Lodgers to ensure they don't escape) Alright, turn her back on! (Boss Wolf tries to do that)...Hold it!...Something about this doesn't seem right. I think you guys are punking us.
 * Skipper: (Scoffs) What-what gave you that idea, Shen?
 * Lord Shen: Why would you guys suddenly want US to ruin YOUR Christmas when you love it so much? It doesn't add up.
 * Merlin: (While Mantis sneaks towards the control panel that Boss Wolf is watching) Because...we...well, you just ruined our reputation, and got us close to being on the naughty list, so what's the point of celebrating one, you know?
 * Skipper: Yeah, that's right.
 * Lord Shen: Oh, okay. Well, I guess I have one question, then. (Takes out his spear, dubbed as Stewie) DO YOU THINK I'M AN IDIOT?!? HUH, DO YOU?!? (A smack is heard as Boss Wolf is knocked out)
 * Mantis: FEEL THE BUUUG!! (Climbs up the wall, and presses the button, putting up the shield once again)
 * Lord Shen:...HAH! What the hell is THAT supposed to accomplish, huh? You just trapped yourselves in here with US! So we can have some--...Wait...I don't feel so well...
 * Trixie: Me, neither.
 * Gilda:...We've just been had, haven't we? (All the antiheroes' green eyes turn back to normal, and the antiheroes are cured from their corruption)
 * Lord Shen:...Uggh...where am I?...Wait, where's Copperfang?
 * Icky: And why is the Lockdown Shield up?
 * Merlin: You were being controlled by Copperfang's curse. He made you hate Christmas, and cause mischief to the people out there.
 * Lord Shen: WHAT?!?
 * Icky: Well, that explains why I'm covered in chocolate. (Wipes the chocolate off)
 * Lord Shen:...Uh...Why is Boss Wolf knocked out?
 * Mantis: Had to put this Lockdown Shield up with you guys in it after you trapped us in the Temple with it after you were corrupted. With it up, you guys are safe from Copperfang's curse.
 * Trixie: Well, thank goodness. I hope that it protects us from the possible angry mob that comes after us following all the crap we pulled. But how are we gonna contact SpongeBob, Spyro, and Kairi to help us?
 * Merlin: You guys will have to stay with us inside this shield until something turns up. If this shield drops, you'll hate Christmas again. And after how we saved you guys, there's no way we can do it again.
 * Gilda: What about Viper? Isn't she out, too?
 * Shifu: We haven't heard from her since she left. We can assume she failed, and is being held hostage.
 * Riku: Well, what do we do until then?
 * Rico: (Makes an 'I don't know' noise)
 * Matt: Well, nothing can stop us from celebrating Christmas, anyway. (Everyone stares at Matt)...What?
 * Sparx: Seriously? Our Christmas was trashed, as is our reputation, there may soon be an angry mob cursed by our cursed antihero friends, and you suggested that?
 * Tai: Matt, this is seriously not a good time to say that.
 * Matt: Sorry.
 * Shifu: But we admire and respect the attempt regardless of it's ill-fated arrival.
 * Icky: Well, you guys at least remembered to warn our visiting friends to go find Kairi, SpongeBob and Spyro before they arrive, right?
 * Po: They actually already showed up last night, and we told them to do that. We couldn't call them since this shield cuts off transmissions.
 * Fidget: So we just wait, then?
 * Lord Shen: I think so, yes. And I'm afraid there's not much to do since the shield not only cuts off transmissions, but also reception and Wi-Fi. That means we won't be able to use computers, TV, video games, VCRs, or DVD Players. It's basically like a storm, only some devices can still work.
 * Icky: Aw, damn! And I was looking forward to playing Call of Duty: Black Ops II.
 * Cynder: Don't worry. Everything will be fine.
 * Gonzo: (He and Rizzo see that Copperfang is still making sure the curse is still going) While our heroes are starting to get an upper hand at this mission, Copperfang is still causing mischief for the Dragon Realms, making everyone in it with no pure-enough heart a scrooge.
 * Rizzo: Wait, how come it ain't affecting us?
 * Gonzo: Probably because our hearts are pure enough to resist it. And it looks like the three heroes are getting ready to deploy the Amulet. (Santa's sleigh appears with SpongeBob, Kairi, Spyro, Alfred, and the reindeer on it)
 * Rizzo: HI, GUYS--
 * Gonzo: SSSHH!! Be quiet, we're not supposed to interact with people in the story!!
 * Rizzo: Sorry about that. (They both hide as the sleigh lands, and is almost noticed by Copperfang)
 * Spyro: So, this is the place, huh?
 * Alfred: Yep. Copperfang Manor, in all it's sepia tone. Anyway, it's almost 9:00. We have to get the Amulet on him by that time, or it won't work, and it'll be all over. By this time, Copperfang will be ready to go to sleep. That's when we can put the Amulet on him. And I have it right here. (Shows them a dark-red box, and opens it, revealing a pearly-white and dark-red Amulet with a dark-red ruby in the middle. It glows in white magic as the three are astonished by it's beauty)
 * SpongeBob: Wow, it looks lovely.
 * Alfred: Yes. We crafted it with the upmost care, and as with all jeweled artifacts, the jewel in question is what gives it it's power.
 * Spyro: And we have to sneak this onto Copperfang's neck? What if he notices it? And what if the Villain League notices it?
 * Alfred: Worry not, the Amulet can only be touched by pure-hearted nice people. Naughty people will just be magically trapped inside presents just like the shield. It's magic-proof. Once it is worn, nobody will be able to see it or touch it until it's completed it's job. After that, it can be easily removed.
 * Spyro: Well, there's a good chance that the Villain League will notice us, and try and stop us. We need to keep this mission as quiet and gentle as possible. I don't know how we'll be able to accomplish this with all that.
 * Alfred: Well, it's easy. We just follow the strategy that Santa and...(Shivers softly)...Grace went over with us, and we'll be able to get this over with. Keep in mind that the Amulet will take a day for it to come into affect, but with the Amulet's magic, nothing can stop it unless it is prevented from being worn. But given how much time it takes for it to work, perhaps we'll be lucky that the Weasley Brothers will appear and warn him about the visits.
 * SpongeBob: Well, that's great. Do we have those coal launchers Santa gave us?
 * Alfred: Well, given how much our plan was thought through, coal launchers would make some noise, which he have to tone down on this mission. The first thing we might wanna do is take care of those villains so they won't interfere...wherever they are.
 * Kairi: Then let's get started. (Takes out her Keyblade, and SpongeBob takes out his karate gloves and helmet)
 * Alfred: Guys, let's remember to go easy with the weapons since they're sure to make noise.
 * Spyro: We already know, Alfred. Let's just get started. If we're gonna find the villains, we'll need to stick together.
 * Copperfang: (He was seen reading a book) Ohh...I didn't know hiring non-union workers guarantees more money. Wait...I did! That's why I fired all the union workers. HA! One of the finest firings I did all day. (Chuckles) My business just gets better and better every day. (Kairi sees him through the window)
 * Kairi: Alfred, there doesn't seem to be any sign of those Villain Leaguers. Should we put the Amulet on him now?
 * Alfred: No! You do that, those villains might appear and warn him. We have to be well-prepared and take care of them before we do that. We can't even let them know we're here, because a simple yell can mean mission failure.
 * SpongeBob: Well, how exactly will our plan work? We don't know where those Villain Leaguers are, and if they see us, we're done for. And we have to do this in less than 10 minutes.
 * ???: Oh, don't worry, we already took care of them. (They see that the Mane 5 and the Crusaders have already tied and gagged the villains)
 * Spyro: Girls? Where did you come from?
 * Pinkie: Your trapped Lodger friends told us you were on a mission, and we decided to help you out.
 * Kairi:...Then...how did you find us?
 * Applejack: They told us where yer' Copperfang target lived, so we done took these guys out and waited for you to arrive.
 * Rainbow Dash: We overheard your plan when you arrived, so with these guys out of the way, you can put that amulet on him.
 * SpongeBob: Thanks, guys!
 * Alfred: In that case, let's just started in putting the amulet on Copperfang, and rescuing Viper...
 * Copperfang: (Has fallen asleep on his chair as SpongeBob is seen inside, and stretches his arm carrying the Amulet towards Copperfang)...No, I don't believe in loans, they just take away money...(SpongeBob slowly manages to slip the Amulet onto his neck)
 * SpongeBob: Did it! Now I can--(Trips on his staff) OUCH!
 * Copperfang: (Gets woken up) WHAT WAS THAT?!? (SpongeBob quickly turns flat, and hides behind a counter, hiding from plain sight. Copperfang looks around to see nothing as the Amulet disappears and turns invisible)...Hmmph! Humbug! (Gets up slowly and stretches) I need a drink. (Slithers out of his bedroom, and when he is gone, SpongeBob gets out of hiding, and squeeze through the window, and goes outside)
 * SpongeBob: (He reaches the other two who are inside the living room searching for Viper, and SpongeBob taps on the glass and warns them that Copperfang was coming. SpongeBob quickly opened the window, and they jumped out in time)
 * Copperfang: (Appears, and goes into the kitchen, and they see that he got a drink of warm milk, and leaves, and the three sigh in relief)
 * Kairi: That was a close call!
 * Spyro: Now let's go back to saving Viper.
 * Alfred: I'm afraid that'll have to wait until tomorrow. We should really focus on getting these Villain Leaguers back to where they came from. But first, it's now 9:00. The Amulet is about to work. Those Weasley Ghosts will be here any minute. We'll have to watch the whole thing and see if it goes smoothly.
 * SpongeBob: Good point.
 * Copperfang: (He was on his chair on the verge of sleeping after finishing his milk) I could've sworn I heard some people in the living room...Oh, it was probably just the terra-cottas. Probably trying to scream for help again. BAH! Like it shall help. There'll be no one out there to help them. Now to get some shut-eye--(A bell chime was heard on a clock) WHAT THE--?!?...Oh, whew! It was just the clock. I thought someone naughty was gonna come up and snap my neck, or something....(He suddenly gets puzzled by the spooky vibe around him, and he looks around for a bit with a lit candle)...(He goes downstairs and hears the sounds of rustling chains)...What was that sound?...(Looks around, and sees nothing. He shrugs as he tries to go back to bed, and then the sound is heard again)...ALRIGHT, WHO'S SCREWING AROUND WITH ME?!?...(Shrugs) You'd better leave, I have a shotgun! (Suddenly, the doorbell rings again on its own, much to the snake's shock)...(Chuckles) Okay, that's probably just the wind.
 * ???: COPPERFANG!!
 * Copperfang:...And apparently, it knows my name! (Once the doorbell stops ringing, the fire on his candle blows out on it's own)...(Gulps) Okay, whoever's doing that, CUT IT OUT!! I'll call the authorities if this continues!! (Nothing was heard).... Hmmph! Just as I suspected, hooligans. (He returned to his chair) Can't they learn for once that I am just an old person? Lousy trespassers thinking it's funny to make me think that I'm being haunted by--(Suddenly the bell begins ringing again on its own, much to Copperfang's shock. Once the thing stops ringing, the fire and the candlelight begins dimming out until it's gone) What's going on here? This is some kind of elaborate prank devised by a pranking show? I'll sue their company owner to cancel them out of existence!...(The scary vibe wears off)...(Scoffs) Of course, it's the side effects of my anti-depressants medication.
 * ???: OH, NO, IT'S NOT! (Suddenly, two weasel ghosts appear from through a wall, and they are both the same as the weasels on Copperfang's portrait at the building, only their heads are tied up with cloths, and over a dozen chains are attached to them with money boxes. The two weasels laugh crazily, and Copperfang screams like a girl)
 * Copperfang: GHOSTS!!! (Hides under his chair)
 * Weasel #1: What's with him?
 * Weasel #2: Maybe it's those 'medications' he mentioned.
 * Weasel #1: I don't think it's the medications. (They both laugh crazily)
 * Copperfang: (Takes a closer look at them)...Alan? Drakey? Is that you?
 * Weasel #1 (Alan): Well, who did you expect, Smartass and the Toon Patrol?
 * Weasel #2 (Drakey): As if they weren't dead enough many times before. (They both laugh)
 * Copperfang: (SpongeBob, Spyro, Kairi, and Alfred watch this from out the window) What are you guys doing here? And...why do you look so horrible?
 * Alan: That's precisely what we're here to tell you, Jin. We're here to bring you a word of warning about what you're doing.

(This song plays)

During the song...


 * Drakey: You know, I gotta say, this reminds me of the year we bought and tore down the entire orphanage to make room for our latest Toy Factory.
 * Alan: Yeah, I remember laughing at the little tikes while they were standing in the snow bank after buying the property from the orphanage's landlord.
 * Drakey: With their little frostbitten Digimon toys. (They both scoffed and laughed, but then their money boxes roared at them) WHOA!!
 * Alan: Okay, okay, no more of that greedy crap! Geez!

Later in the song...
 * Copperfang: But my friends, you were not unfeeling towards Christmas time. You know how much it threatens the company we built together.
 * Drakey: You're right, there was this one thing about Christmas me and Alan liked.
 * Alan: And that was getting filthy stinking rich, of course! (They laughed, but the money boxes growled at them) Oops, sorry. Let's just get to the point!
 * Copperfang: Point? What point?

Much later in the song... After the song ends.
 * Copperfang: (Frightened) My God, what are these dreadful, monstrous chains?
 * Drakey: Oooooh, the chains. I hate them so damned much!
 * Alan: Copperfang, do you remember how we died?
 * Copperfang: You were touched by a homeless poison-dart frog?
 * Drakey: And remember EXACTLY what we did to him?
 * Copperfang: Yeah. You stole some birthday money from him claiming that 'it will show that his parents will know not to steal money from a toy company'? You took their home and claimed it as a toy factory, too. It really had me rolling on the floor.
 * Alan: Well, he had good reason to kill us! We were WRONG! We forged these heavy chains in life by our sins, hatred for Christmas and acts of greed! And so as punishment for our sins, we must carry them FOR ETERNITY!!
 * Drakey: If I recall correctly, Your wear such a massive chain yourself right now for what you did to your niece's friends. You even made it GROW by casting that curse of yours on the antihero members of the Shell Lodge Squad who have done nothing to you in your entire life!
 * Alan: There's no hope for us anymore, Copperfang! We are unable to remove these chains, literally! They magically bonded them to us. We're DOOMED! DOOMED, I TELL YOU!!!
 * Drakey: And the same thing will happen to YOU, Copperfang!
 * Alan: Only they'll be worse. MUCH worse!
 * Copperfang: No! NO! IT CAN'T! IT JUST CAN'T!!!
 * Drakey: You know, it may be too late for us, but it's not too late for you to undo what you did to the only family member who showed ANY sympathy for you. We have come to warn you that you still have one chance of escaping your hatred of Christmas, the monster you turned yourself into, and save you from suffering our fate when death awaits! (One of the money boxes on their chains pops a clock out) Oh, poop-sticks! The chains are pulling us back!
 * Copperfang: No! NO, YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!! YOU MUST TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO!!! DON'T LEAVE ME TO BE LIKE YOU!!!
 * Alan: Before you finish your blind ambitions to destroy Christmas forever, Jin, you will be haunted by three spirits!
 * Copperfang: Haunted?!? Haven't I had enough of that for once?!?
 * Alan: Without these visits, you can never hope to make amends to everyone for just trying to get rid of a holiday everyone loves, and escape the path we tread!
 * Drakey: Expect the first ghost tomorrow night at 10:00 PM!
 * Copperfang: Can't I just meet them all at once and get it over with?
 * Alan: It doesn't work like that, Copperfang! Spirits need prep time too, you know! Be ready for hell by 10:00 PM tomorrow night!
 * Drakey: We don't have much time left, Jin! These are our final words of warning to you. So listen to the spirits! Do what they say! Make amends to your niece and her friends, and quit being a pawn to those scumbag Villain Leaguers, or your chains will be heavier and longer than ours!
 * Copperfang: (Gulps, and the song ends)
 * Copperfang: ...I can't let this happen! I need to ghost-proof this place!! (Copperfang casts a ghost-proof magic shield around the entire manor) There! This shield is at Level 69. No ghost will be able to get through. I am looking forward to a rather peaceful experience....Though, it doesn't seem to make me feel any safer....Oh, calm yourself, Copperfang! You'll probably get over it by tomorrow! (Falls asleep as this was all seen by Kairi, Spyro, SpongeBob, and Alfred)
 * SpongeBob:...Uh...is he supposed to put up an impenetrable shield around his house to protect himself from ghosts?
 * Alfred: Tsk tsk tsk! He actually thinks a magic shield can protect him from Level 995 spirits. He has no idea that spirits that have been around for centuries have a very large magic level. Even the shields will not protect him.
 * Kairi: Well, that's good. He'll surely be in for a surprise.
 * Rainbow Dash: Well, what're we waiting for? Let's get to the North Pole.
 * Donner: What? 'WE'?
 * Applebloom: Well, yeah! We helped you get that stinkin' Amulet on that guy, didn't we? I think this is a fair deal!
 * Scootaloo: Yeah, and you'll need our help, won't you?
 * Kairi: They're right, Donner. They helped us, so I think it's fair to let them tag along. (The CMCs give them puppy-dog eyes)
 * Donner: Oh, alright, fine! But be warned that we cannot hold multiple people at once. It makes sleigh too heavy for us to pull.
 * Cupid: Oh, Donner, Equestrian ponies are exactly our size and weight. How hard can holding them all be?
 * Donner: As hard as holding 4 Santas on one sleigh.
 * Cupid: Donner, you've got nothing to worry about. Jump in, ponies. (They do that, and everyone else gets in)
 * Sweetie Belle: Oh, boy, we get to ride in Santa's sleigh!
 * Scootaloo: Awesome! (The three high-hoof)
 * Alfred: Alright, reindeer, we're off! (They took off as Gonzo and Rizzo appear from the same place they were when the sleigh arrived)
 * Rizzo: Whew! Almost half an hour in this same spot.
 * Gonzo: Well, as you can see, the heroes were lucky to have gotten the Amulet on Copperfang. If those ponies didn't show up, the mission would've ended up in failure. The group will be sending their captured Villain Leaguers back to where they came from before going back to the North Pole.
 * Rizzo: And man, is Copperfang gonna get it when he finds out that the spirits cannot be restrained.
 * Gonzo: Yes. He certainly will. Nobody will be able to see or touch the Amulet for the remainder of the next day, even with magic. It will only become visible and touchable again when the job is done.
 * Rizzo: I have to admit, I like this draft much better. It remains loyal to the first 2 drafts, but brings something new at the same time. I think I can get around--
 * Gonzo: Rizzo! We're already guilty of multiple counts of fourth-wall breaking, let's not Pinkie Pie ourselves by referencing this episode's complicated development-mess story.
 * Rizzo: Sorry about that.

Chapter 5: December 23rd Arrive/Patchy's Burnt and Frozen Experience/Ginger the Reindeer/Attack from an Ice Serpent/The Mouse of Christmas Past
Copperfang's Toy Building, December 23rd Flashback Present Copperfang's Office Santa's Workshop Workshop Elf Lab Snow Miser's Territory Oasis of Greenland Sky Palace Snow Miser's Territory Dungeon Heat Miser's Territory
 * Copperfang: (Arrives severely tired as employees looked at him with anger that turns into concerned notice)
 * James: Hey, Lord Cheapskate? What's the matter? The money in the mattress wasn't good to you last night?
 * John: Yes, senior, you look like you've been through a major trauma. Are you...okay?
 * Copperfang: I...uh...of course, it's just that...I think I may've...seen things last night. I might've had a half-sleep dream.
 * James: You mean being asleep and awake at the same time? Is that even possible?
 * John: What makes you think that?
 * Copperfang: ("I don't think I should tell them. It'll probably make me a mockery, and I've had enough of that yesterday.")...All I can say is that it was a seriously-bizarre dream, and leave it at that. Anyway, resume your work. (Copperfang leaves)
 * James: (Whispering to John) Who wants to bet it could be a sign he's gonna kick the bucket soon?
 * John: (Whispering) Wha--James! That's an awful thing to think about! As seemingly unreasonable as he is, he's still a person. I'm sure he has someone who cares for him.
 * James: (He sees Copperfang going inside his office, clearly seeing it's safe to talk openly) Oh, you mean his Stockholm Syndrome niece of his?
 * John: Aside from that.
 * James: (Scoffs) You actually think someone would give a damn about that slithering old fart?
 * John: Yes! If a family was that cruel to him, they'd never be a family at all. That is to say, I sympathize with why he acts like this.
 * James: How the hell can you be--
 * John: Because I had a Papi that thinks like he did. My Papi...was really rough on Christmas....
 * James:...Let me get this straight. You're dad behaved like an old jerk?
 * John: Not all-year round! Just...on Christmas.
 * (John): Papi was strict on Christmas, not because of money, but because...well...he came from a Jewish side of the family.
 * (James): You're half-Jew? But I thought Spanish people liked Christmas. You know, "Phillips Navy-Dad" or whatever?
 * (John): It's pronounced Feliz Navidad, actually. And my ancestors were one of the many who refused to give into Christianity because of the Spanish Inquisition. That's why my great-grandfather, my grandmother, and my father hated Christianity, and therefore they hated Christmas. They believed that the religion had threatened their sense of freedom, and because people loved it so much, they wanted to force it on everyone else whether they wanted to or not.
 * (James): Then why did YOU go into Christianity?
 * (John): Because I didn't believe my father's delusions about it's backlash against his people. I knew that people have changed since that time, and know well that people should have rights to religion. Part because my homeland of Mexico is right below the United States. I knew that it wouldn't really hurt to believe in a small portion of the religion. But when my father tried to force me to forgetting about Christmas, he had a heart attack and died.
 * (James): (Breathes in) Ooohh!
 * (John): As you know, Christmas is about family. It was tragic that my father had died 10 days before Christmas, and I buried the poor soul myself. I soon got married, and now have 6 puppies, one of them I am currently having troubles with health issues.
 * (James): You mean Teeny Tom?
 * (John): Yes. You see, he's been diagnosed with polio, a rare paralyzing virus that has rendered him unable to walk without a crutch. The doctors say that I have until Christmas time to give him a vaccination, but I do not have enough money to pay for it. If I don't get proper payment by then...who knows what will happen to him?
 * James:...Wow, that's pretty tragic.
 * John: Si, it is. And I do not know if I will ever be able to get my pay to save him. Tom has been on my side for as long as I can remember. In fact, he is the youngest of my puppies. I promised him dearly that I would help him. Now that Copperfang has been in this deal with D-Mart, I fear I won't be able to keep that promise.
 * James:...Oh, man! That is so sad!
 * John: So I'm pretty sure some people care about him, amigo. No words can harm Christmas.
 * James:...You know, you're right. Why am I even saying such harsh words about that poor guy? Does he ever have other people that care for him?
 * Copperfang:...(Looking at the portrait of him, Alan and Drakey)...(Sighs) What if they were right? What if I DO end up suffering their fate?...I have the chance to become the greatest businessman in the Dragon Realms. But after what just happened last night...I'm starting to think...
 * ???: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, COPPY! (Lord Cobra and Chrysalis teleport into the office)
 * Copperfang: WAAH! (Closes the shades on the windows) Who are you guys?!? What're you doing in my office?!?
 * Chrysalis: May we remind you that we Villain Leaguers helped you with all the nasty lawsuits you faced yesterday? You wouldn't even be sitting here if it wasn't for us.
 * Lord Cobra: You're marching in progress, Copperfang! And here you are, debating yourself!
 * Copperfang: Okay, it's not what you think! It's just that--
 * Lord Cobra: That you were visited by the ghosts of your partners? Oh, we know what happened there. We've got magic, you know.
 * Chrysalis: A few of your niece's allies came and put something on your neck. We couldn't make out what it was due to the snowy weather interfering with the reception, but I think it was some kind of holographic necklace that showed you holograms. It's obviously a way to trick you into stopping your progress.
 * Copperfang:...WHY THOSE INSOLENT BOTTOM-FEEDERS!!!
 * Lord Cobra: Those ghosts were probably just fake. You're not gonna be haunted by three spirits.
 * Copperfang: Thank God! I can get through with this. With this deal, I'll earn trillions! (Chuckles) Thanks for telling me this, guys!
 * Lord Cobra: Our pleasure. (They both teleport away)
 * Chrysalis: (She and Cobra teleports to, surprisingly, our heroes, and Chrysalis speaks in Celestia's voice) Okay, we softened Copperfang's guard on the shield. In theory, when he thinks the shield wouldn't be necessary, he won't keep it up. And when the spirit comes, he'll realize it wouldn't protect him regardless.
 * Alfred: I still think it's risky for you two to pretend to be Mang and Chrysalis and technically tell Copperfang he has the Amulet. (Cobra and Chrysalis are revealed to be Celestia and Luna in disguise)
 * Luna: Yes, but it's better than leaving him so scared and unsure that he would increase security measures. It's better to have him believe he's not threatened, that way they won't have to be stressed by the consequences.
 * Spyro: And besides, it wouldn't be right to have him start to become traumatized like he was last night. We're trying to get him to see the error of his ways, but we shouldn't torture him into it.
 * Alfred: I respect that, Lodgers, but we still need to go in hard, but only hard enough that he wakes up for his false sense-of-belief on Christmas.
 * Kairi: So, what now?
 * Alfred: Well, here's the tricky part. The 3 Spirits are not like the ones you know in those stories. They have to obtain their own physical forms when doing their job, so the Amulet needs to feed off of 3 souls to grant them what they need. The souls will need to be removed from their bodies, so the bodies will be lifeless until further notice. There's also some guidelines. The souls have to be from those who are of matching personality. The first spirit needs the soul of someone who's nice, honest, and trustworthy. The second needs the soul of someone who is wise, sympathetic, and noble. And the trickiest part is the third one. That spirit requires a soul that is semi-dark, possessing half-light half-dark will.
 * SpongeBob: Well, if that's the case, how come those Weasley guys can have physical forms?
 * Alfred: They're not exactly Christmas spirits, as condemned spirits being used as a warning, a sort've thing that is used depending on who the person is. It's a lot of complicated spirit mumbo-jumbo I'm not particularly good at. Usually, Grace is the one who does all that.
 * Celestia: I have already volunteered to donate my soul to the second spirit. It'll be easy to find the first spirit a soul, but it'll be tricky to find one for the third one.
 * Spongebob: I can give the first spirit my soul. I'm nice, honest, and trustworthy.
 * Scroopfan's voice: Uh, yeah..... About that, Spongebob..... You've been replaced by Mickey Mouse.... I'm sorry, but I figured that since your too close to this mission, it might be a good idea to make you a Chrismas spirit."
 * Spongebob:...Well, shoot! But it's okay, Mickey's known for those qualities....But wait...isn't he trapped in the Dragon Temple with the others?
 * ???: (Chuckles) We don't need my traditional self, silly! There's more where that came from. (Someone acrobatically jumps down to them, and it's revealed to be the Kingdom Hearts Mickey) Hello!
 * SpongeBob/Spyro/Kairi: KING MICKEY!!
 * King Mickey: I had a terrible vision about this curse going on 2 days ago. Now, I am honored to temporarily transfer my soul to the Ghost of Christmas Past.
 * Luna: Then where are we gonna find someone to purify the third spirit on such short notice?
 * ???: Perhaps I can be of service. (A familiar hooded figure is seen jumping down onto the seen. He pulls down his hood, and he is revealed to be Roxas)
 * Everyone: ROXAS?!?
 * Roxas: King Mickey informed me that you needed a soul for the Ghost of Christmas Future. I've got the perfect soul for him since I am a basic Nobody. Nobodies are known to be semi-dark, so King Mickey called me in to help.
 * Kairi: Wow, Roxas, I haven't seen you in years.
 * Roxas: Yes, I do have a busy life. But I do take some time off on Christmas time. I spend time with the only family I've got with Namine, Xion, Aqua, Terra, Ventus, and even our old friend Jeffrey.
 * Spyro: Jeffrey? Hmm, that's an adventuring person that we rarely see at all. In fact, we NEVER see him.
 * Kairi: I have...but only once.
 * Roxas: The point is that I shall help you.
 * Alfred: Then come with me. You three will need to go through...an untested experiment.
 * King Mickey/Celestia/Roxas: WHAT?
 * Alfred: Don't worry, Grace made sure the screws weren't too tight. Come with me to the lab.
 * Grace: (King Mickey, Celestia, and Roxas are seen sitting inside devices similar to the Link Units in the movie Avatar) Okay, you guys. These soul-transferring units are very powerful, yet very unstable. They are able to transfer one's soul into another. And since we're using only three, we're gonna use a very special ruby to get your souls transferred to the spirits. You see, since we don't have the Amulet with us, it'll be difficult to transfer your souls, so the only way to do it is to use the exact same kind of magical ruby that makes the Amulet. (Takes out a large red ruby, and puts it inside a cylindrical container, and puts the container inside a large machine, and hooks the cables for the units into the machine)
 * King Mickey: Alfred said this wasn't fully tested?
 * Grace: It's true. But I assure you, this will work. But what's difficult will be using the ruby's power to send your souls through the magical energy matrix, and transferring it AAAAAAAAAAALL the way to the Amulet. There is a 70% chance it will be successful.
 * Roxas: And...what happens if it doesn't work?
 * Grace: Who knows? Your souls might be shattered into magical dust. But you've got nothing to worry about. I've calculated the transferring process 7 times. If I do this right, it'll surely work.
 * Celestia: I hope so. And I hope you know what you're doing.
 * Grace: Of course I do. I'm an elf. Elves are one of the most intelligent creatures in the UUniverses besides humans. Now get ready, the process is about to begin. (The three strap themselves into the units, and the units close them inside)...Alright, initiating soul-transfer in 3...2...1...(Presses button, and it zaps the three, and energy is seen pulling on their chests, and their souls, seen as small cyan-blue orbs, are sucked through the three tubes into the machine where they blend through the ruby inside)...
 * Computer Voice: Operation Complete. Soul-Transfer is Successful. (Everyone sighs in relief)
 * Grace: Thank God it worked!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, I'm starting to regret wanting to be in something like THIS! (The three souls are seen going through a red energy tunnel, and they are then obtained by 3 dark patches of darkness, which make them turn cyan blue, and they start shapeshifting)
 * ???:...(Soft voice) This seems to be a nice form.
 * ???: (Jolly voice) Indeed. Not what I was expecting, but it's better than nothing.
 * ???: (In dark brooding voice) At least I am still in a black robe. I only work in black...and sometimes a lighter shade of black.
 * Spyro: Well, this will certainly be a Christmas nobody's gonna forget.
 * Snow Miser: (Patchy, Potty, and Dan are lined up in front of him) Alright, you three. You've got a LOT of proving to do now that this is your new home.
 * Dan: What if we refuse?
 * Snow Miser: May I remind you that I just gave you a coat of magic that allows you to be immune to the harsh temperatures that no ordinary mortal can get used to. If you don't do as I say, and follow the group initiation today, then I'll just take them away, and let you freeze to death. Is that what you want?
 * Dan:...No.
 * Snow Miser: That's more like it. Now, since I know you three are not worth joining my infantry, I shall instead find what you ARE good at.
 * Patchy: Like what?
 * Snow Miser: Like community service. I have an entire village of Icicilans and a whole lot of mouths to feed. Dan here will be perfect enough for a delivery service.
 * Dan: Really? You want me to be in a delivery service?
 * Snow Miser: Yes. You're dressed like a delivery person, so you would fit right in. And as for the bird, for your skills in beating people like myself up, you shall be a bodyguard.
 * Potty: WHAT?!?
 * Snow Miser: And as for the cross-dresser, you shall be my jester!
 * Patchy: JESTER?!? WHAT COULD I POSSIBLY HAVE IN ME TO MAKE ME A CLOWN?!?
 * Snow Miser: Oh, I don't know, the term delusional comes to mind. Not to mention freaking hilarious.
 * Patchy: I AM NOT DELUSIONAL!!
 * Snow Miser: Then explain why you think Santa would grant you your Christmas wish, ignoring the fact you dragged an innocent delivery guy into all this?
 * Patchy:...Uh, well, ya see.....I hoped he would be the forgiving type.
 * Snow Miser: Enough talk! You all will do well in your new positions, and remember what happens if you don't do them! Got it? (The three nod 'yes') Good. I have spoken. (The Icicilan guards escort them away as all this was seen by Heat Miser through binoculars)
 * Heat Miser: So, Snow Miser has himself some new residents, huh? That means they'll be helping bring a White Christmas! Flamuman! I want those three captured!
 * Flamuman: Yes, sir! (Leaves)
 * Hellfire: (A large palace is seen in the middle of a giant oasis, and inside the palace, Hellfire is brought up to the silhouetted female figure restrained in vines. The figure finally shows herself as a beautiful lady with a green dress, is covered in flowers and leaves, is barefoot, has a rose-covered sunhat, pale-green skin, and green makeup. This was Mother Nature)...So...I...uh...You look really nice today, Miss Mother Nature. Your flowers are pretty. Your dress is...rather nice...your eyes are-
 * Mother Nature: Don't try and charm me, Hellfire! I am very disappointed in you for the stunt you pulled in Heat Miser's infantry. I have heard about what you did before hand, and I don't like it.
 * Hellfire: But I- (The vines cover his mouth)
 * Mother Nature: I didn't tell you to speak, Hellfire! Now, I'm sure you know how many other people were banished to my Oasis for crimes as unforgivable as yours. The worst ones I've had killed. I've wiped out many communities that have gone too far, including the dinosaurs long ago. Such creatures have been too much of a blend between animalistic behavior and intelligence. But it wasn't out of malice. I'm above things like that. All those things, were acts of being amoral, like most gods. Your crimes weren't as bad, so I shall not kill you. Instead, I will make you suffer a worse fate: being sentenced to eternity as a certain animal, and be sentenced to be one of my servants. (Hellfire is shocked, and nods 'no') I'm sorry, but you commit a crime, you pay the price. NECTAR?!? (A small fairy appears with a green-yellow dress, golden hair, a small crown, beating blue transparent wings, and pointed ears)
 * Fairy (Nectar): You summoned, Miss Nature?
 * Mother Nature: I want you to turn this traitorous person into a Hellbender Salamander.
 * Nectar: As you wish. (Spins around Hellfire as he muffled panics, and he suddenly starts shrinking and shapeshifting, and becomes a Hellbender salamander)...It is done.
 * Mother Nature: (Commands her vines to release Hellfire) As with your new body, you will find it won't be easy to get along in this place. You will only be comfortable being my servant from now on. Plus, even my gnome guards are larger than you. COMMANDER ATLAS?!? (A gnome in medieval armor and a bamboo spear appears)
 * Gnome Commander (Atlas): We shall make sure he does his job, Miss Nature! Trust me, he'll wish he didn't screw up. (The gnome guards chuckle and intimidate Hellfire)
 * Mother Nature: Make yourself comfortable, Hellfire! My guards will escort you to your new room. (The gnome guards escort him away)...Well, now that that's been taken care of, I can continue keeping track of the Miser's progress. (A green-blue nymph in a dark-blue robe, long black hair, and a leaf-covered tiara appears)
 * Nymph: (Danish accent) Miss Mother Nature, if I might, may I ask, vhat makes you think zat your stepson, North Vind, von't use zhis to his advantage?
 * Mother Nature: I am aware of what North Wind has done, Asløg. He's always been like this because of his...personal problem. Atlas and the guards have everything under control. If that doesn't work, the plant security will move in.
 * Nymph (Asløg): Vell, if you're sure, zhen I'll accept it. I just hope he doesn't do anything sneaky. Ve all know how much of a deceiver he is.
 * Mother Nature: It will be fine, trust me.
 * ???: (Still silhouetted in his throne as Mime-Me returns)...Is Freezar still busy with his...personal endeavors?
 * Mime-Me: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes, sir. Freezar, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-insists he still goes after the reindeer....But I told him to find that Hellfire guy like you said.
 * ???: That's good. (Appears as a tall indigo person with white hair, a magical staff, and a regal suit. This was North Wind) He'll be useful for my plans to take over Christmas, and replace Santa Claus. And we're gonna need to make sure that my stepmother and her staff don't get in the way. That's why I need that ice serpent to freeze them, that way, those blasted Heat Misers won't become a problem for me just like the last time I tried to take over Christmas.
 * Mime-Me: What about Santa? Won't he get suspicious?
 * North Wind: Worry not your little head, Mime-Me, he's too busy helping those ridiculous hero legends refer to as the Shell Lodge Squad dealing with an ancient curse casted by another predictable case of Scrooginess. And we all know how Christmas deals with the scroogy. That blasted rich snake greedball unknowingly gave me the okay to see my ambition through. I might reward the incompetent snake a chance to win over his 'special' friend back. This time, not even the High Council themselves would be a problem as long as they're too distracted by that curse. I love it when mortals just make it TOO easy for the divine to sweep in and rule.
 * Mime-Me: V-v-v-very good, Mr. North Wind, sir.
 * North Wind: Your services are no longer needed at this time. I will call you when I need you. (Mime-Me bows frightened as he left, and when he left, a person somewhat similar to North Wind appeared)
 * Person: Uh, brother?
 * North Wind: (Notices) Ah, South Wind. My older, yet strangely shorter, brother. Are you here to, oh, I don't know, lecture me about my choices like you've done so many times before? Because if you are, then you need to leave. I have far greater things to think about than another one of your complaints.
 * South Wind: I just thought that...well...isn't freezing stepmother... A little against you? I understand if you believe she'll make it difficult to pursue your, 'visions', but it's not without a good reason, so as much as I know this is a fruitless endeavor, could you consider, at least, to leave a 'flawed system' to it's own devices? Sometimes, what's one man's trash is a treaure to many.
 * North Wind: Don't you think I have some problem with it? She might not have been the person directly responsible for my reason of existence, but she nurtured and cared for me all the same. But it's for strategic reasons. She's been responsible for stopping my intentions for Christmas. She's hopelessly too favored towards the corrupt Christmas monopoly. I know that this monopoly crisis that Christmas has about their naughty-nice rule is only going to make people around the world corrupt. All that curse a 'Lord Copperfang' made, only accelerated it. I know that those Shell Lodgers out there will succeed in taking down that scroogeball Copperfang, so I have all the time in the world to get this plan complete. Not even the Misers will stop me this time.
 * South Wind: But the problem is, that, well, given your condition, you're not singularly after a much more beneficial Christmas. You're also trying to force your opinion on everyone else, AND you tried to get it by force after they discovered you sabotaged Santa's sleigh last time.
 * North Wind: Their beliefs will only end up destroying Christmas the exact same way that curse is right now. That curse is of no concern to me since Santa's silly Amulet is around Copperfang's neck, so in the following hours, that old grouch will no longer be even a minor issue. All I have to worry about is delivering toys to all nice, AND naughty people around the world while all the idiots are busy playing A Chrismas Carol, thus eliminating the monopoly crisis once and for all. I'll be more famous than I am already. I would've saved Christmas. There'll be silly child specials about this event, Southy.
 * South Wind: Dear brother, do I have to remind you of what our other 2 brothers on Meighen Island thought of you after your last attempt? East and West didn't take it very well.
 * North Wind: I don't give a draft about those two. West was always a cheap cowboy-wannabe, and East dare thinks he's the Emperor of China! Those self-absorbed unprogressive twats. They're just as too supportive of this unhealthy monopoly as stepmother is. I'm going through with this plan, and that's the end of it. At least TRY to be supportive of what I am trying to do, South. You're suppose to care about me, aren't you? Now leave.
 * South Wind:... (Sighs) Very well. I shall. (Leaves)
 * North Wind: (Continued watching the worrying Hellfire again)...Fairy magic is a challenge to reverse, even for me. I might need to get a hold of that stubborn fool, Flamuman's staff to do it. Of course, Mime-Me's obviously too weak and stupid for this. I'm gonna need someone actually capable of being a threat.
 * ???: We can help, sir. (A few wind beings appear)
 * Commander Wind Being: We sylphs are powerful enough to get that job done.
 * North Wind: Ahh, General Zonda, my wonderful sylph commander. Back early from your vacation in Kansas, I see.
 * Commander Wind Being (General Zonda): Yes, it was very nice of you to allow me to destroy property with tornadoes. Those F5s are monsters. And I see you need someone to help steal the staff of Flamuman?
 * North Wind: Indeed.
 * Sylph #1: But, uh, aren't you supposed to keep a low profile on your plan to prevent yourself from being stopped by the exact same people who stopped you before?
 * Sylph #2: Yeah. If you stole Flamuman's staff, wouldn't that attract attention from Heat Miser?
 * Zonda: I agree. Even if we are more than capable of turning invisible, I'm sure someone like Flamuman or Heat Miser can expect someone like you stealing something of theirs.
 * North Wind: Then you must do it when their guard is down. I need that staff so I can turn Hellfire back to normal. He'll be of great use to us. And be careful. It seems the Misers will once again butt heads with each other over some new-comers. Flamuman is likely to get involved. Also, your powers are sure to gain attention. When a simple breeze blows out a fire, Heat Miser is sure to know that North Wind is up to his old tricks again. You have your orders, now carry them out.
 * Zonda: Yes, sir! Move out, men! (They fly off as actual wind)
 * North Wind: Don't fret, dear Hellfire. Help will be on the way.
 * Snow Miser: (Doing his singing routine again, and the same girl slips again) AW, COME ON!!
 * Girl #1: Please, sir, I'm trying my hardest.
 * Snow Miser:...(Sighs) Very well, I'll let it slide. Dang, dancing sure makes you thirsty. (Gets water from an ice-based water cooler, and drinks it) AHHH, cold, just how I like it.
 * Snowdrift: (Appears) SIR! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!!!
 * Snow Miser: (Sighs) What is it now? Do we have more intruders, because I don't need anymore mouths to feed until our population goes down. We only have few elbow room in the Icicilan Village, and even for my infantry.
 * Snowdrift: No, it's about the 3 prisoners. They're gone!
 * Snow Miser: GONE?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONE?!?
 * Snow Miser: (Sees that the bars of Patchy, Potty, and Dan's cell have been melted away)...HEAT MISEEEEEERRRRR!!! (His yells echo all over the Greenland Ice Sheet)
 * Dan: (He and the other two are given fire shields to withstand the hot temperatures) Well, what a surprise! I end up sleeping peacefully on a cold hard ice bed, and next thing you know, I end up getting kidnapped by a hot-headed steamer. I've had better days.
 * Patchy: As have I. This is getting so tedious, I'm startin' to get used to it.
 * Heat Miser: Welcome to my humble fortress. I'm sorry if my brother treated you so cold. Now I'm sure you'll be 'warm and toasty' living with me, HEAT MISER!
 * Dan: Oh, please, YOU won't let us leave, either?
 * Heat Miser: And let you risk the exposure of our world? Absolutely not! You're staying here forever, pals!
 * Dan: Sir, just think about it! Even on a world of dragons, WHO WOULD BELIEVE THAT THERE'S A VOLCANO THAT HAS LAVA LIZARDS FEUDING WITH ESKIMO-ISH PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NORTH POLE?!?
 * Flambé:...At first glace, sir, that does sound non-creditable to modern mortal society these days thanks to science making them ignorant to legends.
 * Heat Miser: But there'll always be true believers. It's them that I'm being careful over.
 * Potty: Buddy, we're talking about a talking puppet parrot, a worthless modern day pirate from Encino, and a guy who delivers a pastry people hardly appreciate. Does that sound like a group of people even true-believers would believe?
 * Heat Miser: Again, you can't ignore the risks.
 * Dan: Okay, tell us! Why do you and your bro want to avoid being discovered by society, anyway!? Certain Christmas Specials like the two Rankin-Bass Christmas Specials and that live action movie A Year Without Santa, technically proves you exist. People, espeically true-believers, already know about you two.
 * Heat Miser: You mean they KNOW of the Miser Bros of those worlds from the movies. And yes, they do know we're here, but they don't know WHERE. And we have a darn good reason for it. Haven't you seen shows and movies where characters have to keep things a secret from the outside world for their own good? Your mortal goverment would force my people and Snow Miser's forces to fight their silly wars for them, try to decode the secret of our powers, and maybe even use our blood to discover the secret of making immortality in a bottle. Do you have ANY idea how serious something like that is? There are things in the world that are not meant for mortal hands. Not every living thing can be trusted with things like THIS! (Makes two fireballs from his hands)
 * Potty:...You know, he has a point, Dan. It wouldn't be that fair for mankind to exploit secrets and claim them as their own. If you've seen shows and movies like Harry Potter and Wizards of Waverly Place, then you'd know the entire concept of this.
 * Dan: But still, what we're trying to say is that who would believe us if we told anyone? Plus, we don't even care about your worlds, so we don't even want to TELL anyone about them. By all accounts, you and your cold-blooded skinny ass of a brother are keeping us hostage for no good re-- (Heat Miser tossed a fireball near Dan to shut him up) YIKES!!
 * Heat Miser: INSULT MY BROTHER AGAIN, AND YOU'LL BECOME MORE HOTTER THAN THE SUN!
 * Dan: Sorry, man! I didn't mean it that way, I was saying that...Wait, I thought you two hate each other.
 * Flamuman: Yes, why else would you be having this feud with him?
 * Heat Miser: Uh...I, uh...I mainly did it to shut him up.
 * Patchy:...(He gave him a face similar to Spongebob's when he discovered Squidward liked Krabby Patties)
 * Heat Miser: Hey, what're you looking at me for?! If you're thinking what I think your thinking, stop thinking or...YOU'D BETTER MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS, YOU PIRATE CROSS-DRESSER!!
 * Patchy: I see what's going on here, Heat Miser! Ye' secretly don't hate yer' brother too badly, do you? In fact, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you actselly lo-- (Heat Miser farted fire on Patchy) YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! (Heat Miser stopped and sees Patchy cartoonishly covered in ash)...(Wheezes)...Ouch!
 * Heat Miser: (Flamuman and the Salamanders become curious of Heat Miser's reactions)...Why are you all looking at me like that?
 * Vulcan: You know what, that pirate makes a good point. You really don't hate your brother that much because you're his brother. (Venus nods in agreement)
 * Heat Miser: I DO NOT! He...he sucks!
 * Potty: Admit it, heat-boy! Even you can't deny how much a family member means to you.
 * Heat Miser: NEVER! I HATE HIM, AND THAT'S THAT! HE...(Everyone looks at him obviously knowing the truth)...We, uh...Oh, for the love of Hephaestus, it's true! You got me!
 * Flamuman: Then what is the point of fighting this battle, sir?
 * Heat Miser: Because we're both exact opposites. Opposites just don't get along. Just because I make fun of him, it doesn't mean I still don't care about him. The last thing I wanted about winning these battles every year was to see Snow Miser go.
 * Dan: Well, I guess that was pretty obvious considering how you teamed up in your second movie.
 * Heat Miser: Exactly. I didn't want to tell you all this because I knew it might mean you'll all quit.
 * Flambé: We won't quit, sir! Just because you kept this secret from us, it doesn't mean we should just quit. So what if this battle is pointless, at least it balances the temperatures of the entire world. If we didn't fight, then temperatures would go haywire.
 * Potty: There, you see?
 * Heat Miser: Alright, alright! Enough of the brotherly love crap.
 * Dan: So are you gonna let us go or what?
 * Heat Miser: I don't know. I may have to think through this a bit mo--(Suddenly, the three are grabbed by an ice dragon being rode by an Icicilan) WHAT THE--?!? NOO!!! STOP THEM!! (They fire bows and flaming arrows, but they don't stop the dragon from escaping) SNOW MISER!!!
 * Snow Miser: HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY PRISONERS FROM ME, YOU PYROPHILIC MANIAC?!?
 * Heat Miser: HEY, I WOULD'VE HANDLED THEM BETTER THAN YOU, YOU ICICLE-LICKING JERK!!
 * Snow Miser: ICICLE-LICKING?!? WHY YOU LITTLE--?!? GIRLS, READY THE CROSSBOW! THIS MEANS WAR!!
 * Heat Miser: YOU WANT A FIGHT, YOU GOT IT, ICICLE-LICKER!!
 * Snow Miser: STOP SAYING THAT!!
 * Dan:...Wow, and I thought my 2 brothers were nuts when they fought.
 * Patchy: "Oh, boy! Something tells me we're stuck in a middle of a aimless war, kids!"
 * Dan: "Oh, AGAIN with that!? Now of all times?! This cannot get anymore in-"
 * Something fast smacks the Ice Dragon into serious dizziness that it drops the Trio!
 * Snow Miser: "Oh no! It's HER?!"
 * Heat Miser: "Oh no! That crazy deer again!? NOW!?"
 * The Trio screamed as they were suddenly saved by a fast force!
 * They see a masked deer-like figure!
 * Figure: "(Deep voice) Are you alright?"
 * Patchy: "Mother always told me not to talk to strangers."