The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1

The Seas of Captain Legend Part 1 is the 1st part of the 2-part pilot episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles Adventures series. In it, Spyro desides to take Kairi to Destiny Islands﻿ for their Brother/Sister Anniversary with Sparx, Cynder, Riku, Twilight and her friends tagging along. But a furious storm created by Lord Cobra's magic sets them adrift in the Atlantic Ocean and right into an epic journey at sea while Icky's family shows up at the Dragon Temple and ask the Shell Lodge Squad to watch over his annoying grandmother, Granny Gricky while they go on an all expenses paid cruise, however a change of plans take them on a vacation to see how Icky works as a Lodger. Meanwhile, things take a turn for the worst when Spyro's group along with Tavin Tanner the Tasmanian Tiger (Who was cast out to sea while snorkling in Australia's Great Barrier Reef during the time of the Hurricane) get captured by a group of ruthless animal and mythical creature pirates led by a ruthless ape named Captain Blot, who plan to make the group a part of his crew while Riku falls in love with the first mate, Vanessa, they meet Edward Koda, who has a huge success involving Batty and Fidget, Fluttershy develops an interest of exploring the world underwater and encounter exotic sea creatures, and Tavin is about to be catapulted to a place no restored Tasmanian Tiger has gone before.

Fan-made Transcript
(Shiver My Timbers- Muppet Treasure Island Theme)

Chapter 1- Spyro and Kairi's Brother/Sister Anniversary
Dragon Temple The Villain Leage Castle
 * Twilight- I had no idea you two shared a special connection with each other.
 * Spyro- Yup. And it's all thanks to that generous Tyro for giving up his heart for us for all the trouble he's been through.
 * Kairi- I sure wish I could meet him face-to-face.
 * Spyro- Well, Kairi, Shifu told me that we can meet Tyro in our subconscious minds whenever we're asleep. Pretty convenient if you ask me.
 * Kairi- Well, that's pretty handy.
 * Twilight- I know exactly how you guys feel. Me and my friends have a special connection as well. We all got our cutie marks at the same time.
 * Kairi- Really? That's pretty interesting.
 * Riku- Everyone, I've packed us a food and water supply which we might need in case something happens to us. Like some kind of thunderstorm or hurricane.
 * Kairi- Oh, please! Thunderstorms and hurricanes don't occur very often in Destiny Islands.
 * Spyro- But we do need the food and water.
 * Pinkie Pie- Of course. No journey can be complete without that stuff. I've already packed some ice cream for the journey!
 * Rainbow Dash- Uh, Pinkie Pie? I think there's something about that ice cream you didn't think of.
 * Pinkie Pi- What're you talking about? I've got it al--Wait a minute! Where are we gonna find a freezer on our journey? This ice cream will melt!
 * Twilight- Well, I propose you keep the ice cream in the freezer over there so wecan have a chance to enjoy it once we get back.
 * Pinkie Pie- Hey, you're right! Why didn't I think of that? (Her brain is shown to be medium-sized)
 * Riku- Well, are you guys ready to get moving? We've got a long sailing trip ahead of us.
 * Rarity- Yes, just as soon as I get my raincoat.
 * Twilight- Uh, Rarity? Why would you need a raincoat in the middle of the ocean?
 * Rarity- Because, Twilight, I simply must not risk my dashingly good looks by being splashed by that awfully salty water!
 * Spike- Her's your raincoat, Rarity!
 * Rarity- Why, thank you, Spiky-Wikey! It's very nice to know that you help your friends' friends every once in a while.
 * Spike- Anything for you, Rarity! (Hearts appear in his eyes)
 * Twilight- Spike? (Record scratch) Would you mind helping me with the luggage? It's gonna be a long journey.
 * Spike- Oh, sure! (Pulls luggage) Oh my, goodness! What the heck is in this bag?
 * Twilight- They're full of books.
 * Spike- You mean those heavy ones?
 * Twilight- You know it.
 * Spike- Oh, gosh!
 * Twilight- Oh, don't worry, Spike, it's not so heavy.
 * Spike- Easy for you to say! (Suddenly gets squished by luggage) OOF! (Muffled) Uggh! That's gonna scar me!
 * Kairi- Everybody ready? Let's get a move on!
 * Mirage-(the Villains and Orginization members gather for a meeting) Good tidings, Fellow villains, I'd like to welcome you all to this meeting. Now that we're all assembled, I am pleased to announce that my Father's apprentence, Lord Cobra has counjured up an absoulte fool proof plan that is going to put both Kairi and that enemy of my father's right into our hands dispite the failed attempts from Facilier and our fellow leagers and Orginization XIII members.
 * Xigbar- This should be good.
 * Shere Khan- Indeed.
 * Master Xehanort- Thank you Mirage for the indrotuction. And now Villain Leage Brothers and Sisters, now that our gathering has started, it is my great honor to present to you and lets all give a really big hand for my old Friend Malefor's apprentice and fellow seeker of darkness, Lord Mang Cobra! (All of the villains clap and cheer as Lord Cobra and Teen Mang enter)
 * Teen Mang- Boy, evreyones excited to hear what diabolical plan you concocted this time, Master.
 * Lord Cobra- Well, Mini-Me, only a complete genius like myself can come up with this one.
 * Mirage- Go get them, your grace.
 * Lord Cobra- Of course. (Villains cheering and clapping) Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Fellow Villain Leagers, as long as we can all remember, we have been beaten, foiled and humuliated by those idiot misfits lead by that seasponge, Spongebob SquarePants, my master's nemesis Spyro and my mortal enemy, The seventh Princess of Heart, Kairi, daughter of Kanji and heir to the Radiant Garden throne!
 * Ratigan's Henchmen: BOOO!!!!
 * Lord Cobra: But now my evil brothers and sisters. I have conjured an unstoppable plan that will make that Sponge, The Hyena who took my life and those who wronged me beg for mercy! I have just found out that Kairi is heading for her old home Destiny Islands to spend her Sister/Brother Anniversy with Spyro! (Villains clapping) But they are not going alone, my daughter Cynder, Maleficent's former pawn Riku and those six ponies are going with them!
 * Mirage- So what do you plan to do, your grace?
 * Lord Cobra- Simple. Every once in a while, a little rain must fall. My point being that I'm gonna summon a powerful thunderstorm to cast those nitwits out to sea, where they'll eventually die.
 * Jafar- With all do respect, my lord, are you aware that there are pirates scavenging the waters of the Kingdom Hearts world?
 * Lord Cobra- Indeed. They'll be the ones to kill them. Especially that butt-breathed gorilla Captain Blot. That guy was SUCH as disgrace to our League! He stole our treasures, he sabotaged and plundered our facilities, and he even threw poop on our settlement!
 * Captain Hook- UGH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
 * Lord Cobra- I know. But I have no doubt that they'll kill those landlubbers once and for always! By the time that Princess of Heart and her team comes near their sector...(Strokes neck) Greeeehk! They'll be as dead as a doornail!
 * Fagin- Clever strategy, sir! We never would've thought of that.
 * Xemnas- My toughts excactily
 * Lord Cobra- Thanks, Fagin! Now, let's get started! Time for me to conjure up a storm that is dangerous, intense and extreamly cruel. (Uses powerful non-Darkspawn medallian to summon a storm on the Kingdom Hearts world)
 * Hades- Now this is going to be entertaining.
 * Ursula- I know. Soon when Spyro and his friends meet Captain Blot and that crew of his. He and Kairi will both be ours. Then we'll make Spongebob, Shen, Celestia and the rest of those fools writhe! We'll see them wiggle like worms on a hook! (Maleficent and her goons laugh evily while the others join in)

Chapter 2- Trip to Destiny Islands
At the Docks in another world. Later...
 * Three Blind Mouse 1- This way gents. (He and the other blind mice fall down the steps as a group of sea birds fly to the ocean to catch some fish for their breakfast)
 * Puss in Boots- (to a female cat) It's out of my hands sinorita, but I must go and bid my good-byes to my owner and her friends and bid them a plesent voyage. You are the love of my life. (Suddenly more girl cats appear) I gotta go! (leaves)
 * (We see Toothless, Stormfly and the other dragons play with the dronkeys while evreyone else prepares to say their good byes to Spyro and his group)
 * Twilight- (On Communication with the Princess) I assure you, Princess Celestia, we'll be okay.
 * Celestia- (On Communique) Well, just make sure you are. I don't wanna hear about my best protege' being drowned by a shark or anything.
 * Twilight- Trust me, your highness, we'll be back before we even know it. Besides, sharks don't appear very often in these warm waters.
 * Celestia- Well, that's good to hear. See you then. (Hangs up)
 * Rainbow Dash- (Fluttershy is looking down at the water) What's up, Fluttershy? What'cha looking at?
 * Fluttershy- Oh, hi, Rainbow Dash. Um, have you ever wondered what's in these waters lately? I've never even seen whatever's lurking down there besides dolphins.
 * Rainbow Dash- Oh, I see. You've never been underwater before, have you?
 * Fluttershy- No. But I don't want to be because I think there might be something dangerous in there. Not to mention that I can't swim.
 * Rainbow Dash- Boy, Somthing tells me you need some swiming lessions.
 * King Louie- Ok evreybody, outta the way! Orangutan with a present for the dragon and princess coming through. Hey Spyro my man, hows it going cuss.
 * Spyro- Ah, King Louie. You and the Rest of the Jungle Crew come to wish us a good voyage?
 * King Louie- Yep, we sure are. But yall cant go on your trip with out this. Bring it up boys! (Monkeys bring up a massive 9 layer cake) A little somthing as a good bye gift to ya.
 * Spyro- Ah, you really shouldent have.
 * Pinkie Pie- Ooh! I would like a peice of that cake. (Suddenly the cake explodes and reveals the lemurs)
 * Lemurs- SURPRISE!!!!
 * Kairi- Julien?!?
 * King Julien- We wish you and the Purple Freak a pleasent anniversery voyage Miss Kairi.
 * Mort- Oh yay! (Feels his stomach growling) My tummy's speaking to me. (Barfs out icing)
 * Everyone- Eew!
 * Applejack- Didnt see that one comin'!
 * Spike- Same here.
 * Twilight- Thats not just gross, its down right disguesting!
 * Fluttershy- Well, that was disturbing!
 * King Julien- Oh, I wouldent eat that side of the cake if I were you.
 * Pnkie Pie- I think I'm gonna be sick!
 * Everyone- NOOO!
 * Pinkie Pie- Relax, I'm fine!
 * Everyone- Whew!
 * Kairi- Okay, is everyone ready to get going?
 * Spyro- Everybody's ready, Kairi!
 * SpongeBob- Spyro, are you sure she'll be alright?
 * Spyro- Of course. What harm can there be in just a little trip? (Everyone/pony gets on raft) Goodbye, Lodgers! We'll be back next week! (Raft sails away)
 * Fluttershy- (Scared at being above the water)(Gulps)
 * Twilight- What's wrong, Fluttershy?
 * Rainbow Dash- Oh, she can't swim. She told me earlier that she's never even been in the water even once.
 * Twilight- Really? Hmm. Say, Fluttershy? Have you even seen a live fish before?
 * Fluttershy- Oh, no. Not one single fish. Yet I'm frightened to do it anyway.
 * Twilight- Well, don't worry. I've got just the thing for you. (Uses telekinesis to tak out a book with a fish on the cover) Perhaps this will help. It's a book about fish, and the environment they live in. Perhaps it might interest you.
 * Fluttershy- Oh, I think I'll pass.
 * Twilight- Well, I'll leave it right here for you if you change your mind. (Lays book down, and walks away)
 * Fluttershy-...Hmm...(Takes book, and opens it) "Among the many strange environments in the world, none blossom with life more than in the ocean. The ocean covers 75% of the Earth's surface, and contains the most life than on land. The sea is a beautiful, and inviting place, and about 97.5% of it is undiscovered. Life in the sea comes in many shapes and sizes..."
 * Fluttershy- (Still reading the book) "The jellyfish is a gentle, majestic, but dangerous animal. They are made of 95% water, and are one of the first life forms ever known. They defend theirselves with lethal stingers that, in some species, are toxic." (Shivers in fear) Oh, gosh! Toxic stings? That can't be very comforting. (Continues reading) "The largest jellyfish in the world is known as the Arctic Lion's Mane Jellyfish--YIKES! (Sees real-life picture of a Lion's Mane Jellyfish) Oh, gosh, that almost gave me a heart attack!
 * Twilight- So, Fluttershy? Do you like it?
 * Fluttershy- Uh...50/50. This picture scared me out of my skin! (Shows Twilight Jellyfish picture)
 * Twilight- YIPES! (Pants in relief) I see what you mean.
 * Sparx- Hey guys, have a look at this, its a book about mythical creatures and monsters of the ocean.
 * Spike- Oh you mean about the mermaids, and famous seamonsters like the Kraken, the Leviathan and Sea Serpents?
 * Fluttershy- (Scared) Sea Monsters?
 * Rainbow Dash- Ooh and theres a book on the ocean's predators like sharks.
 * Sparx- Yeah and the Penguins told us about their enemies like leopard seals and killer whales.
 * Fluttershy- (Now looking terrified) Sharks, Leopard Seals and Killer Whales?
 * Cynder- Guys stop pressuring her. She's a bit new to the whole undersea thing. Right Fluttersh..(Sees Fluttershy fainted)
 * Applejack- Are you ok surgar cube?
 * Sparx- Geeze with Icky where here, he would say "Yeah way to puss out on us Fluttershy!"
 * Spyro- Sparx! (Sound of Thunder) Huh? What was that, guys did you hear that?
 * Spike-(stomach growling) Woah, excuse me.
 * Cynder- Uh Spike, I dont think that was you.
 * Kairi- Spyro! Cynder! Riku!
 * Twilight- Whats going on? (gasps as Kairi points out a massive storm cloud)
 * Spyro- Uh, guys we better wake up Fluttershy cause we are about to go through a hurricane!

Chapter 3- The Furious Thunderstorm
The Villain Leage Castle (Villains cheer on their sucess)
 * Twilight- My gosh, look at the size of that thunderstorm!
 * Rarity- Oh, boy! Even my raincoat can't protect me from THIS!
 * Applejack- (Tries waking up Fluttershy) Fluttershy? Fluttershy, wake up!
 * Fluttershy- (Suddenly gets up) NO, DON'T CHOMP ON MY GIBBLETS!...Wha-What the heck is going on here?
 * Twilight- We're in the middle of a storm, Fluttershy! You'd better hold onto something!
 * Spyro- Rainbow Dash? Do you think you could get rid of this storm? After all, you can control te weather, right?
 * Rainbow Dash- Yes, but at a size like THIS, it'll be impossible to do it on my own! And Fluttershy isn't cut out to help me.
 * Spyro- Hurry! We gotta get far away from this storm as we can!
 * Evreyone tries to paddle the raft to turn around with their hands/hooves but it was no good.
 * Spyro-Guys we gotta turn around, there has to be another way!
 * Riku- Buddy, this raft is way too big to turn and the current's pulling us out.
 * Pinkie Pie- Oh, don't worry, guys. It's not so bad! You know, My Mama always told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
 * Riku- Was this before you left your family to work with the Cakes at Sugarcube Corner?
 * Pinkie Pie- Yes it was. But the point is that even though things look bad now, theres a rainbow around evrey corner. (Suddenly the wind begins to blow hard) There's nothing but smooth sailing ahead! (Thunder is heard as the current pulls the raft right into the storm)
 * Spyro- Smooth Sailing, Pinkie?
 * Cynder- LOOK OUT! (Raft plows through wave like a torpedo) OH MY GOD!
 * Twilight- Is everyone okay?
 * Rarity- Ugh! My beautiful hair! RUINED!
 * Riku- Wait a minute! Where's Fluttershy?
 * Fluttershy- (Caught in the water) HELP! HELP!
 * Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! SHE'S DROWNING!!!
 * Spike- PONY OVERBOARD!!!
 * Kairi- QUICK, SPYRO, CYNDER, RIKU! DO SOMETHING!!!
 * Cynder- LIKE WHAT?!?
 * Fluttershy- HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!!!! (Sinks)
 * Twilight- Rainbow Dash, do your thing!
 * Rainbow Dash- I'm on it! (Zooms after Fluttershy)
 * Fluttershy- MMPH! (Gets a good visual on a coral reef for a few seconds until Rainbow Dash grabs her and takes her back up to catch air)
 * Twilight- Is she okay?
 * Rainbow Dash- Yeah, she's fine!
 * Fluttershy- My goodness! It was...It was--(Splash tremors raft)
 * Everyone- WHOOOAH! (As the storm got worse Spyro's group kept screaming and hollering on their raft as the waves keep pushing their raft.)
 * Spyro- JUST KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE HORIZON!!!
 * Riku- I CANT FIND THE HORIZON!!!
 * Pinkie Pie- SOMEPONY HELP US!!!
 * Spike- RARITY!!!
 * Rarity- YES SPIKEY-WIKEY?!?
 * Applejack- WELL I GUESS THIS IS THE END FOR US Y'ALL!!!
 * Spike- I LOVE YOU!!!
 * Rarity- I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
 * (The Raft plows through another big wave and evreyone is still in one peice but the raft suddenly flips over, and flips back up again with a huge crab on board with evreyone gasping)
 * Pinkie Pie- HOLY CRAB! (the Crab attempts to get someone with its claws but it misses then it turns to see Pinkie hiding then it grabs her with its claw while she screams like a scared girl)
 * Sparx (gasps)- Uh, guys? (The others and the monster crab turn to see a massive tsunami)
 * Twilight- HOLY EQUESTRIA! THATS ONE BIG....
 * Everyone- WAVE!!!!!! ( Pinkie Screams like a banshee as she hangs on to one of the crab's legs for dear life
 * Sparks- IF I DONT GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE, SOMEONE GET ME A WIFE AND TELL HER I LOVE HER!!! (the raft plows though the tsunami like a massive missle) WERE ALIVE!!!! WERE ALIVE!!!! (Evreyone cheers)
 * Pinkie Pie- Aw, C'mon, ocean, is that the best you can do? Hey are you ok, Mr. Crab? (sees the gaint crab gone and only a leg remains. Suddenly a massive cyclone sends Spyro's group and the raft up and out of the clouds. A rainbow is seen above the clouds.) Ooh, there really is a rainbow around evrey corner!
 * Cynder- Really? (suddenly evreyone and the raft falls and hits the ocean surface)
 * Hades- Now THATS entertainment.
 * Lord Cobra- You said it. Now that storm will take them right into pirate territory, and if the sea monsters and sharks wont get them, the pirates that scavenge the sea will.
 * Venom- And the best part is, no one knows that we're behind that hurricane.
 * Fagin- Could today possibly get any better for us?
 * Teen Mang- Hey L.C., Drinks are on me! Lets have a party!
 * Lord Cobra- Excellent idea Mini-Me. I knew you were my alternate teenage self for a reason.
 * Mirage- And a very toughtful one too.

Chapter 4- Lost at Sea
In the middle of the Ocean after the Storm

Villain Leage Fortress:
 * Kairi- (Everyone on raft is weared out) Uhhgh, what happened last night?
 * Rainbow Dash- That storm was so...strenuous.
 * Twilight- Well, at least we're still okay.
 * Fluttershy- (Sticking head underwater, then comes back up) Wow! I had no idea it was so beautiful down there! (Holds breath, and sticks head back down)
 * Spyro- What's she doing?
 * Rainbow Dash- She must've saw a coral reef when she went overboard during the storm.
 * Rarity- Well, what's important is that we're stuck in the middle of the ocean, and no one even knows where we are.
 * Spyro- Yeah and were still heading away from home. (others look out at the ocean as the current pushes their raft away)
 * Kairi- Uncle Shen and the others must be worried sick about us now.
 * Pinkie Pie- We may never see the Shell Louge Squad and all of our friends again!
 * Applejack- Ah, what are we gonna do y'all?
 * Rarity- Of all the catastrophes that would happen, this is the worst... most...posible....THING!!! (Everyone looks at her confuesed)
 * Spike- Rarity, didnt you allready said that when Twilight got into trouble back in Lesson Zero?
 * Rarity- What? I really mean it this time.
 * Cynder- Cailm down guys. We all survived and we're still together. Atleast things cant get any worse.
 * Riku- You know, she's actuly right. We made it through storms, tidal waves, a freakish cyclone and a vicious assortment of (pulls a fish out of his ear) seafood. What more can they hit us with?
 * (Suddenly a familiar female griffin appears letting out a painful roar while a familiar unicorn pony and three fillies appear from below the raft gasping for air)
 * Gilda: Trixie, next time when you deside to ask me and these three here to tag along with Spyro and Kairi on their stinking brother/sister anniversy trip, talk me out of it!
 * Cynder: Trixie? Gilda? What are you doing here?
 * Twilight: Applebloom, Sweetiebelle and Scootaloo are here too!
 * Riku (dubbed as Diego): And can we say how thrilled we are to see you five.
 * Sparx: Well, well, well! Looks like we got some stollaways here.
 * Rainbow Dash- What are you guys doing here, anyway? Can't you see we're lost in the middle of an ocean, here? It's too dangerous for you two to even be out here.
 * Gilda- Yeah, I've noticed.
 * Applejack- And why is Applebloom and her friends wih you?
 * Applebloom- Sorry, big sister, but Trixie wanted to help us earn our cutie marks. So she wanted us to join you guys.
 * Applejack- (Sighs) Girls, what've yall' been thinkin'? Do you have any idea what dangerous things lurk in these waters?
 * Applebloom- (Has a vision of the time she and her friends tried scuba diving, and get attacked by a squid) Uh, no.
 * Rairty- Wait, Sweetiebelle, you, Trixie, Gilda and your friends have been in that raft the whole time?
 * Sweetiebelle- Yes.
 * Spyro: And you guys have been down there since we left the docks and survived that storm?
 * Pinkie Pie- Water! Water! I need some water! OOH, there's some! Ah, cool refreshment! (Drinks sea water)
 * Twilight- PINKIE PIE, NO!
 * Pinkie Pie- Hmm, tastes a little--(Head dries up) SALTY! (Barfs)
 * Everyone- Eew!
 * Pinkie Pie- Okay, all better!
 * Applebloom- I didn't need to see that!
 * Spyro- Yeah, I don't wanna see that happen again!
 * Futtershy- (Still looking in the sea, comes out and giggles) Those little fish smiled at me. (Holds breath again, and peeks in the water again)
 * Applebloom- What is Fluttershy doin?
 * Rainbow Dash- She saw a coral reef when she went overboard during the storm, so she's now developed an intrest in the ocean and the next thing we know she begins looking for Nemo.
 * Sparx- How will we possibly get home in the middle of this aquatic conundrum?!?
 * Pinkie Pie- Oh, don't worry, guys. It's not so bad! Mama always told me that bad news was just good news in disguise.
 * Applejack: Beg your pardon Pinkie but thats the second time you said that.
 * Rainbow Dash- Well, at least some of us can fly, right? We can fly around the perimeter and find our way back home.
 * Kairi- Good thinking, Rainbow Dash!
 * Gilda- Well, if one of us were semi-aquatic, then we'd catch some fish.
 * Spyro- Good thinking Gilda, I'm still a good swimmer and I can still breath underwater.
 * Twilight- Uh, Gilda? I hate to be a stickler for details, but me and my friends don't eat fish.
 * Gilda- DANG IT!!!
 * Cynder- Well at least Spyro is the only semi-aquatic swimmer in the Louge though.
 * Sparx- And let's not forget we have some food, right Riku?
 * Riku- You bet! We've got some apples, some leftover chicken, some Doritos, Cheetos, Fritos, Potato Chips, Combos, and some Ritz crackers. I also took some time getting some drinkable water on the way.
 * Pinkie Pie- OH, THANK GOODNESS! GIMME SOME WATER! (Grabs water bottle and takes a huge gulp)
 * Twilight- Great! We have a few lookouts, we have a food supply, we have some fresh water...
 * Pinkie Pie- And we have cute and cuddly dolphins to keep us company! (Sees a dorsal fin moving across the water)
 * Fluttershy- (Gurgling) Dolphins?!? (Pokes head out) Aw, how cute!
 * Applejack- Wait a corn-pickin' minute! Those ain't dolphins!...they're SHARKS!
 * Fluttershy- (Eyelids shrink) AAAAAAAHHHHGH!
 * Pinkie Pie- I hope they're man-eating sharks! Then they'll leave us girls alone!
 * Riku- No need to panic, everyone! When attacked by a shark, you should hit it in the nose!
 * Rainbow Dash- I'm on it! (Flies over towards sharks) Hey, you overgrown fishes! You hungry? Come and get me! (Sharks leaps out of the water toward Rainbow Dash) HOLY CRUD! (Dodges shark's incoming jaws, and flies back to raft) Uh, guys? One problem! THE NOSE IS RIGHT ABOVE THE TEETH!
 * Riku- GREAT! Now what'll we do?
 * Fluttershy- WAIT A SECOND! I think I know what they want! But they don't want us.
 * Twilight- How do you know? They attacked Rainbow Dash!
 * Fluttershy- Yes, because she was being rude to them just like she was with that dragon. I've dealt with sharks before, and I know that they don't attack people for food.
 * Kairi- Well, if they don't want us, then what DO they want?
 * Fluttershy- This! (Takes out the leftover chicken)
 * Rainbow Dash- The chicken?
 * Fluttershy- Absolutely. Watch! HEY, SHARKS? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? (Sharks suddenly pant like dogs) See? They wanted the chicken all along! (Sharks charge straight for the chicken) HOLD IT! (Sharks stop) We need to share, otherwise some of you might not get any. (Takes chicken leg, and tears it off) Here you go, one at a time. (Throws leg, and one shark catches it, and swallows it)
 * Scootaloo- Whoa! I had no idea she was capable of handling such brutal creatures.
 * Twilight- Of course she is. Remember when she handled that Cockatrice?
 * Scootaloo- Oh, yeah, that was pretty tough for her.
 * Fluttershy- Okay, last piece. Which one of you is not full yet? (All sharks flip) Okay, okay. If all of you are still hungry, then I guess there's one way to settle this. GO GET IT! (Throws chicken strip, and the sharks chase after it, and one of them eats it.) Okay, you guys have eaten your fill. Now will you please stop scaring my friends? (Sharks nodd yes, and swim away) (Fluttershy sighs in relief) There we go, guys. They're gone.
 * Cynder- Good Job Fluttershy, Aside form your fear of dragons, public humiliation and the ocean carnivores out there. You really handled the Sharks really well.
 * Fluttershy- Ah, thank you Cynder.
 * Applebloom- At least we got more food where the suplies we have came from.
 * Scootaloo- So Gilda, do you still have all the stuff we brought?
 * Gilda- Its all right here huh? (Shows a massive supply of fruits, vegetables, candy, pepsi, cream soda, goldfish crackers, root beer, Kraft Dinner, some cooking equipment and a small stove, some munchies, a carton of forzen ice cream, a ceaser salad, some rawmen, dumplings, stir fry, e.c.t.)
 * Trixie- So who wants a soda drink?
 * Rarity- Oh my goodness!
 * Kairi- Woah, you guys, brought all of this?
 * Spyro- Come on guys lets dig in! (Evreyone cheers and sit down to eat. Unknown to any of them, they were being watched from up above by an African Grey Parrot that looks like Iago and wears a blue bandana)
 * African Grey Parrot: RAWWK! I must inform the capitaine! RAWWK! (flys off to a fog in the distance)
 * The Parrot Navigates through the fog and arrives at a huge ship and lands on the shoulder of a shadowy figure.
 * African Grey Parrot: RAWWK! It's a huge bounty, Mon Capitaine. Seventeen Castaways, ripe for the taking: One Dragonfly, A Female Griffin that looks like Dilyan, Ten Ponies: Four Unicorns, Three Earth and Pegasus Ponies, A young human boy, Three Dragons: A Black Slender Female, Two Purple Dragons: One big and very little and a beautiful teenage human girl. She and the boy are both keyblade weilders.
 * ???: In my ocean? What a terrible turn of events. I love a terrible turn of events. (chuckles wickedly)
 * The Leagers see the figure and the parrot via magic.
 * Xigbar: Say, L.C. whos that parrot that looks like Jafar's idiot bird?
 * Lord Cobra: "Let's just say, he's one of the troublesome pirates that is gonna do the work of exstinguishing the problem of the lougers forever for us. Now, let's sit back, and enjoy."

Chapter 5- Granny Gricky
Shifu's Room in the Dragon Temple Living Room
 * Shifu- (He was meditating until he had a vision of Kairi and the bunch being captured by pirates)(Gasps, and falls off the staff)

(Shifu enters the room)
 * Sora, Donald, Goofy, Spongebob and the others are watching the news on last night's storm
 * Scorch Scorchington- Good Afternoon, I'm Scorch Scorchington. Weather Report: A massive hurricane has sturcked the Alantic ocean surrounding the Distiny Islands of the Kingdom Hearts world...
 * Sora- (gasps) Thats where Spyro, Kairi, Cynder, Riku, Twilight and the others are headed!
 * Goofy- Dont Worry, Sora, I'm Sure Kairi, Spyro and the others are ok.
 * Donald- Ah Phooey, of course their allright ya big palooka.
 * The Soothsayer- I can sense somthing is wrong about their safety. (Suddenly they hear a knock on the Temple Door)
 * Spongebob- Who the Barnicles could that be?
 * Cyril- Do not worry Spongebob old chap I'll get it. (Goes to the door and sees Tizzy, Yucky, Sucky and three other Ichthyornis' with them) Yes, may I help you?
 * Tizzy- Hey Man, is Cousin Icky here?
 * Icky- (dubbed as Sid) Cousin Tizzy can that really be you? (gasps) Mom, Dad! (hugs Ricky and Lizzy) Bro! (hugs Sucky and sees Yucky and looks at her with contempt) Oh, hey sis.
 * Yucky- Long time no see, Ick.
 * Elderly Ichthyornis- Hey!
 * Icky- Granny Gricky?
 * Granny Gricky- Where's the bathroom in this place?
 * Icky- Oh, my entire family.
 * Iago- How unexpected.
 * Sootsayer- Actually, I invited them here.
 * All- WHAT!
 * Sootsayer- I know Icky's sister.
 * Icky- (to Yucky) You 2 know each other?
 * Yucky- Well when you left with that Dil creature, I traveled alone when our family went there seperate ways. I was on the verge of starvation and was not a good hunter. The Sootsayer took me in as a pet and I stayed in her home, a Province not to far from Gongmen city.
 * Crane- Well, that explains alot about Icky, I guess.
 * Lord Shen- Funny she never metioned you to me or my family.
 * Yucky- I like my privacy.
 * Icky- You always did.
 * Lizzy- Icky!
 * Yucky- What's that suppose to mean?!
 * Sucky- Sis, he's just stating your natural urges, okay?
 * Yucky- I hardly find used to being alone an urge.
 * Tizzy- Anyway, we came here, because me, Uncle Ricky, Aunt Lizzy, Cousins Sucky, and Yucky are going on an all expenses paid 10 day Caribbean Cruise and we need Icky and you guys to watch over Granny Gricky, beacuse she's to elderly to go on the cruise.
 * Granny Gricky- I'll bury you all and dance on your graves!
 * Mr. Dodo- Soothsayer, did you offer this?
 * Soothsayer- Well that, and I wanted Icky and Yucky to be reunited and settle their differences, because Yucky told me that she and Icky have a sibling rivalry.
 * Po- Where are they anyway? (Everyone sees that Icky and Yucky seemed to have disapperared)
 * Rico- (pointing offscreen) Uh? (All see Icky and Yucky squabbling)
 * Yucky- Hey Icky! I bet you can't last 10 minutes in the stratosphere.


 * Shifu- Evreyone, I have some terrible news, I just had a vision about Spyro and his group. They were cast out into the ocean by that storm and are about to be captured by pirates and Trixie, Gilda and the Cutie Mark Crusaders are with them!
 * Po- What?!
 * The Furious Five- What?!
 * Icky and Yucky- What?!
 * Sqwidward- What?!
 * Lizzy- Oh, my.
 * Ricky- Are they people you know?
 * Princess Celestia-(drops in) What is going on here?
 * Lord Shen- You'be picked a bad time to come Celestia, The Prehistoric one's family are here and Shifu just infromed us that Kairi, Purple one, Dragonfly, Cynder, Riku, Your student and her friends may encounter some bloodthirsty sea scavengers.
 * Tai- In otherwords they are about to confront an ocean filled with pirates.
 * Celestia- What?!? My God Daughter and my best protege about to be captured by some barbarian pirates?!? I will look foward to seeing those scourges of the oceans hang if they lay one finger on them!
 * Soothsayer- And, the Storm that did this was not an ordenary storm. this was the work of Mang.
 * Icky- AGAIN?! THE NERVE OF THAT GUY AND HIS SKALEY EYEBALLS!
 * Shifu-I should've known! This isn't the first time he did something like this! He one time casted a tornadio in a trailer park, a flash flood in a desert and, for some odd reason, a Snowstorm that has a tornadio in it. a "Snownado", if you will.
 * Icky- HOW DOES THAT WORK?!
 * Lizzy- Honey, who is Mang?
 * Icky- It's short of a long story mom, you see Mang is without a doubt the biggest but the most dangerous dark kung-fu wizard snake in the history of the United universe.
 * Iago-Yeah and he was involved in﻿ a great tragedy back in Kairi's childhood.
 * Devon- Yes, the viel serpent barbarian is ten times more evil then both Sauron and Lord Voldemort combind.
 * Cornwall- He is defenatly a jerk! A two-faced, backstabbing, lying, double-crossing jerk!
 * Puss-More villanous and treacherous like my old best friend and brother who was is egg.
 * Ricky- Boy he sure sounds scary.
 * Granny Gricky- After I take a Pee, I gotta go feed Ashes.
 * Girl Sora- Ashes?
 * Yucky- Oh yeah. Did we forget to mention Granny Grickey's Inmaginary Pet, Ashes who dosent exist?
 * Ricky- Yep, I think we did. (looks at his watch) Oh boy, look at the time. We gotta get on the boat. Come on guys!
 * Lizzy- Yes, dear. Now Icky, I know you and your friends are worried sick about your other friends, but we have to go. We're going to be gone for 3 weeks and we'll see you and mom when we get back ok?
 * Spongebob- But what about Spyro, Kairi and the others?
 * Icky- Sorry Mom and Dad, important Shell Louge Business comes first.
 * Ricky- Your gonna ruin our vacation for work?
 * Icky- Aw come on dad, granny is not that bad!
 * Lizzy:- If your going on some mission, you gonna atleast take the rest of the family!
 * Sucky- You mean we're not going on a crusie?
 * Yucky- Appearently not, thanks to Icky.
 * Tizzy- Yeah, you owe us man!
 * Sucky: Great, there goes my dream of basking in the hot tropical caribbean sun.
 * Lord Shen- Very well, but leave the dangerious parts to us, you'll be allowed to watch.
 * Ricky- See you guys, we got our family adventure after all! It's a shame we're still stuck with Granny though.
 * Gricky- I HEARD THAT YOU MORON!
 * Icky- Shen, your kidding right?
 * Lord Shen- It would be wrong to choose old lady babysitting over something much more impourent. Also, we at least will give them a rememberable vacation by showing how you work, Prihistoric one.
 * Icky- Ok, fine! But don't say you weren't warn. Come on, Granny I'll introduce you to the rest of the louge and take you to the washroom while we pack up ok?
 * Gricky- Not Intrested. (Leaves with Icky to find the washroom)
 * Spongebob: Boy, I sure hope Spyro, Kairi and the others are ok.
 * Gary: Meow (Translation: Me too)
 * Lord Shen: Don't worry, Square one. I'm sure Kairi, the purple one and the others survived that storm somehow.

Chapter 6- Captain Blot's Furry Fury
Back out in the Atlantic Ocean. Leage fortress.
 * Spyro's group are still lost in the Atlantic Ocean while they wait for a rescue boat or somthing to come find them. Rainbow Dash and Gilda are pooped out form look out duty, the Cutiemark Crusaders are bored, Kairi, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Riku and Cynder are trying to stay out of the sun, Rarity on the otherhand is out of her raincoat and is busy sun bathing, Twilight is figuring out where they are using some of her books and maps with Spike helping, Spyro is walking from side to side of the raft, Sparx was singing to himself much to the annoyance of evreyone. Trixie is looking out at the open water upset and Fluttershy is still looking in the sea while sticking her head underwater.
 * Trixie: HOW BIG IS THIS OCEAN?!?
 * Sparx (Singing to himself): Swing low, sweet chariot...Coming forth to carry me home...Wawawawawawawawa.... (Begins singing a diffrent song) Oh, this is the song that dosent end, yes it goes on and on my friends, some people...
 * Spyro: Sparx, must you do that?
 * Riku: Yeah, Sparx, knock it off, I'm getting a migraine over here.
 * Sparx: "Well, what else was i suppose to do?! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING BLUE SEA?! WE'RE ON A DANG RAFT, NOT A FREAKING LUXERY CRUISE?!"
 * Riku: Geesh, cailm down, Sparx.
 * Rarity: Sweetie Belle, do be a dear and see if you can fix and tidy my beautiful hair and tail while you put some suntan lotion on my skin while I work on my tan?
 * Sweetiebelle: Oh, sure thing. (Does that)
 * Fluttershy: (Takes head out of water) Oh, look, a turtle with fins.
 * Sea Turtle: (Comes out of the water) What up, dudettes?
 * Spike: No way, is that a sea turtle?
 * Sea Turtle: "Hey, just wanna like, tell you guys, you may not wanna be in these waters and junk. (sees something far) OH JELLYFISH DUDE! (He vanishes)"
 * Trixie: "What's his problem?"
 * Gilda: "Look! i think I could see a ship!" (Sees the somthing in a fog in the distance)
 * Suddenly Spyro's group begin to hear a Squacking sound as well as a sound of a group shouting!
 * Riku: Am I hallucinating or is Gilda making sense that theres a huge ship coming stright towards us?
 * Spyro: Hey, hey it is coming! It sounds like there might be people and animals on it.
 * Pinkie: "OOOOH!!!! I BET IT'S A PARTY CRUISE!"
 * Twilight: "Or a rescue ship by Shen and the other lougers! But i'm curious.... why would anyone working for Shen and some of our friends have a Badger with paint on him for a flag?"
 * Riku: "Uh guys.... I think I get why that turtle freaked out."
 * Kairi: Spyro! Riku!
 * Spyro: Whats wrong?
 * Kairi points to a grappling hook that appears from the fog and lands right on the side of the raft.
 * Cynder: What in the world?
 * Suddenly more grappling hooks flew from the fog and land on the raft at all sides.
 * Fluttershy: EEEK!!!
 * Trixie: "WATCH WHERE YOUR FIRING THOSE THINGS, IDIOTS?!"
 * Suddenly A Huge Wooden galleon ship appeared from the fog, crashing through the waves and is heading right for Spyro's group. From the side deck, three otters dressed in red, green and blue salior outfits peeked out and chuckled wickedly as the ship came to the left side of the raft where Spyro's group where and bumps the raft gentely.
 * ???: Ahoy down there! (Spyro, Kairi and the others look up to see the figure from chapter 4 on one of the ship  masts) How lucky are you. (Swings to the other side like an ourangutan) You know theses waters are invested with pirates. Glad we found you before they did. (cheering in agreement is heard as the figure climbs down and lands on the side deck revealing himself to be a bulkish Gorilla with a tricorne hat and a grey beard on his face, which displayed a mouth full of yellowed teeth along with his back fur tapered down his back like a pirate captain's coat and both his wrists and legs resembles a pirate captain's cuffs and boots.) Captain Blot, here to help.
 * Gilda: "You call shooting us with hooks helping?!"
 * a series of mix-animal-mythical creature pirates appeared.
 * Sparx: "Oh nuts!"
 * A Pirate Brer Bear Look alike: Hey! They look kinda funny!
 * A Pirate Kangaroo: Ha! I call dips on the purple lizard.
 * Twilight: "The politicaly correct term is "Dragon!"
 * Spyro: Listen, we dont want any trouble, we just need to get to get back to dry land as soon as possible.
 * Blot: Oh, and why you wanna do that hum?
 * Kairi: Please, my family and my boyfriend are worried sick about me and my friends so if you could just-
 * Blot: (To Kairi) Oh, your family and boyfriend? Awww, that is so sweet! I hope you said good bye lass, cause theres no way back!
 * Riku: What do you mean 'no way back', gorilla-breath?
 * Frank: Oh, there really is a way back.  You know Captain, they sould head for the nearest cove, turn their raft around and catch a wave from there. (Laughing) Steel Trap this noggin of mine is.
 * Blot: (Laughing) Thank you, Mr. Frank. (Hits him on the nose)
 * Frank: Ow! My nose!
 * Twilight: Hey, uh, Mr. Blot, sir? I hate to break it to you straight, but we're trying to get home here. So if you don't mind we'd like to-
 * Blot: THERE IS NO HOME! (Climbs on center mast) There is only here and here, your ship belongs to me! Now surrender your ship and submit to my crew, or face MY FURY!
 * Pinkie:...Or face your furry what?
 * Blot: (Sighs in annoyance) Not 'furry'! FURY!!!
 * Pinkie: "Furry fury? I didn't know your down to yiff!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... Pinkie, i'm surprise you even know that word."
 * Spyro: Uh guys, I think now is not the time for any of this cause we're going to have company.
 * Blot: (Turning to the other Pirates) Battle Stations! (All Pirates ready the cannons while the Kangaroo throws an arsenal of the crew's weapons to them and are preparing to attack the group)
 * Fluttershy: EEEEKKKK!!!! (Faints)
 * Blot: Vector! Fly the Colors!
 * Vector: Aye-aye, sir! (Climbs up the mast and becomes the pirate flag)
 * Sparx:...That's kinda weird!
 * Spike: "Uh, I think nows the time to RUN AWAY! (Pirates point their weapons at him) YIPE! (Hides behind Twilight)
 * A Peg-Legged Rabbit: (With some throwing knives) Hit the Princess, win a prize boys!
 * Trixie: (Levitates a barrol) Oh no you don't, you long eared rat! (Throws barrol that smashes the rabbit!)"
 * Rabbit: "THAT DIDN'T HURT.... MY PRIDE!
 * A Pirate Minotaur: Cannons loaded and ready, captain!
 * Spike: "Twilight! Use your magic to make a force-field!"
 * A Pirate Cheetah (With a pistol): Oh, no you dont! (Fires out some mesterious blue gell that hits Twilight, Trixie, Rarity and Sweetie Belle's horns on inpact!
 * Twilight: "Oh that's it! I'm gotta zap that cat, reguardless of endangered status!"
 * Suddenly either Twilight, Rarity and Trixie's unicorn magic is being drained by the blue gell.
 * Twilight: "Something's wrong. I can't do, magic!"
 * Sparx: "Could you please not say it OUT LOUD FOR THE PIRATES TO HEAR?!"
 * Cheetah: Anti-magic gel. Stole it from the Villain Leage years ago. No force fields, no levitation, no magic. You're stuck here!
 * Blot: Now I'll say this again and one more time. Now surender your ship (Climbs to the top of the mast) or face My Fury!
 * Twilight: "You already said that!"
 * Blot: (annoyed again) That's it! Correcting me counts as defience, you little smart mule! OPEN FIRE!!!
 * Trixie: "Oh nice job, Bookworm!"
 * A cannon is fired and a cannon ball hits the center of the raft causing Spyro's group to scream and duck for cover.
 * Rabbit (To Kairi after fully recovered from Trixie's  barrel stunt): Hey Princess, try dodging theses! (Get out a display of thowing knives)
 * Trixie:...OH CRUDSKI! (Faints)
 * knifes are thrown, but Kairi surprisingly deflicts all of them with her keyblade!
 * Kairi: "I'm glad Shen's well meaning but psycotic training methods are paying off!"
 * Trixie recovers quickly!
 * Trixie: "AH-HA, TAKE THAT, BUGS BUNNY!"
 * The Rabbit: (rasing his ears in aggitation): Your gonna be next magican mule! I'll promise you that!
 * The Kangaroo (To the Minotaur and a Pirate Lepoard Seal while loading cannons) I LOVE THIS JOB!!!
 * Riku: (His Road to Dawn Materializes) I think its time to get out of here. (Hits the hooks with his Keyblade)
 * Blot: Vanessa, front and center!
 * Sparx and Spyro: Venessa?
 * Sparx: "Doofenshirtz daughter? Here? First she had a bad fight with her dad during our adventures with Doogal and his pals and now is a pirate?"
 * Suddenly an Oc version of Kairi with Brown hair, a dragon tattoo on her left shoulder and wears a red and blue bikini top, a green one arm band on her right arm. Tight blue hip-hugger jeans and yellow sandals. And has a Batty look-alike on her shoulder appear.
 * Blot: This here is my trusted first mate, Vanessa.
 * Spyro: Oh, now I see, a diffrent girl who's name is Vanessa, not Doofenshirts' daughter.
 * Sparx: Boy is she sexy!
 * Gilda: "Pfft! She doesn't look so tough!"
 * A male Gilda look alike: We'll see about that, tough girl.
 * Blot: Vanessa, fetch!
 * Vanessa: Aye-Aye, Captain! (jumps off the ship to stop Riku)
 * Cheetah: (Turning the switch on his pistol to disable mode) Ok, time to wrap this up!
 * Fires disable plasma at Cynder, Gilda and Rainbow Dash.
 * Kairi (Sees the cheetah about to fire at Spark): Sparx! Look out!
 * Sparx: For what? (Looks behind him, and in slow motion) NOOOOOOOO...
 * BLAM!
 * Sparx: "Owch."
 * Sparx made a quiet thud when he fell.
 * Trixie screamed! she made a run for it!
 * Riku fights Vanessa.
 * Riku: "You still don't look so tough?!"
 * Vanessa: Oh, really? (Grabs Riku by the shirt, and steps on his foot) You'll regret saying that tomorrow, bozzo! (Kicks Riku in the groin)
 * Pinkie: "Owie Zowie in his Kapowies!"
 * Trixie: (Jumps off the ledge of the raft, only to be retrieved by a blue Harpy)
 * Harpy: Where do you think YOU'RE going?
 * The Male Griffin: Martha, I got this one. You get those three little fillies.
 * Applebloom, Sweetbelle, and Scootaloo hide inside the cooler!
 * Scootaloo (in cooler): "Please let her have an unimaginable fear of coolers!"
 * Suddenly, the Cooler door opened and the cursaders look up to see Martha smirking at them.
 * Martha: Boo!
 * Scootaloo: "Well, i tried."
 * Spike was throwing rocks at Martha!
 * Spike: "You leave them alone, you big hag!"
 * Suddenly Spike was grabbed by a light green octopus tentacle that came from the ocean surface.
 * Pinkie: "OCTOPUS ATTACK!"
 * Rarity: SPIKEY WIKEY!!
 * Vanessa: (To Riku) Still think I'm not so tough?
 * Riku: Listen you. (Dubbed as Diego) I dont fight girls!
 * Vanessa kicks Riku in the groin again!
 * Vanessa: (Dubbed as Shira) I can see why.
 * Riku: "THAT'S IT! YOU OFFITCALLY HAVE SOME GUTS AND SOME GODDAMN BALLS!"
 * Pinkie: "Riku! Language!"
 * Pirate Fox: (While with a pirate female weasel) Yes, there are children veiwing this and some women present.
 * Riku: (While in pain) "Pinkie, why don't you make yourself useful, and use your crazy forth wall powers to beat these guys!"
 * Pinkie Pie: "Well, it's a good thing i brought my, PARTY CANNON!"
 * Suddenly Pinkie Pie Screams to see Fank jumping off the ship and is about to land on her.
 * Frank: Belly Floop!
 * Rarity: "PINKIE, FIRE THAT THING BEFORE-"
 * But too late, Fank had Pinkie Pie squashed in his belly while the bear laughed with delight.
 * Twilight: Well. This cant get any worse.
 * Suddenly Kairi, Spyro, Twilight, Rarity and Applejack hear a loud scream of pain from Fluttershy!
 * Applejack: "WHAT IN TARNATION?!"
 * The Leopard Seal has appeared from the ocean surface and sized Fluttershy by her wings with his powerful jaws. His razor sharp teeth bite deep into Fluttershy's wings causing them to bleed with her blood!
 * Applejack: "Oh that is it!"
 * Applejack brings out a harpoon!
 * Applejack: "TO TARTARUS HELLISH RIVER I STAB AT THEE!"
 * Applejack stabs the leopard seal with the harpoon!
 * Leopard seal: "OW!"
 * Suddenly Applejack is hit from behind by an airborne attack from the Batty look alike.
 * Vanessa: (While still fighting Riku): Oh, did the Captain forget to mention his favorite Cabin Boy?
 * The Leopard Seal bites the harpoon into two and holds Fluttershy's wings in his jaws.
 * The Bat: Are you ok, Blackfang?
 * Rarity smacks away the bat with a paddle, then proceeds to slam into Blackfang the leopard seal's head!
 * Rarity: "UNHEAD, ER, JAW MY FRIEND NOW, YOU BEAST!"
 * The Fox: (To the Female Weasel): Lucy my dear, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
 * Lucy: "Let's tag-team and restrain that unicorn!"
 * Lucy and the Fox pouch on Rarity and pull her away from Blackfang and Fluttershy. The Fox pins down Rarity while Lucy pours a bucket of ice cold water on her head, ruining her hair again.
 * Rarity made an ear pircing scream!
 * the scream ruined the male griffin's coninstraction!
 * Trixie bucked him in the groin!
 * Griffin: "YOW"
 * Trixie roundhouse kicks the griffin into the captain's qaurters!
 * Trixie: "Trixie is out of here!"
 * Trixie makes a run for the life boat!
 * Suddenly two more Octopus Tentacle sizes Trixie and sucessfuly graps Twilight.
 * Griffin: Good save, Oscar!
 * Riku is still fighting Vanessa!
 * Riku: "You have no hope in beating me!"
 * Vanessa: Oh yeah? Then try this on for size!
 * Vanessa has casted a dark blue fire ball at Riku, disabeling him while Vanessa blew the smoke from her pailm.
 * Ony Spyro and Kairi are left standing now.
 * Spyro: "Get behind me Kairi! I'll beat them all in one swoop!"
 * Before Spyro got ready to fight, Kairi feels that there's somthing behind her.
 * Kairi turns to see a tall muscular Manticore behind her.
 * Manticore: Gotcha! (Graps Kairi by her wrist)
 * Spyro: "KAIRI!"
 * Rarity had the strengh to judo kick away the fox and Lucy! Then runs up, and bucks the Manitcore in the face!
 * Rarity: "TAKE THAT, YOU RUFFIN!"
 * Kairi breaks free and smacks the Manitcore to the sea with her Keyblade!
 * Kairi: "DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!"
 * Minotaur: "May I request the finisher, captain?"
 * Blot: (Chuckling wickedly) By all means, Mighty Bull. But use it on the Purple Dragon.
 * Mighty Bull: Aye-aye, sir!
 * The Manticore arose from the sea, wacks Rarity away disabling her and crashing her right into Applejack. Knocks Kairi's keyblade away from her grip with his scorpion tail. Grabs both Kairi's wrists and puts them behind her back!
 * Spyro: "Unhand Kairi now, you brother of all bullies or you will suffer the full power of the purple dragon!"
 * As Spyro charged at the Manticore with Kairi as a hostage, The Kangaroo now armed with a spear and a Pirate Centauress with a quater staff intercept Spyro, blocking his way.
 * Centauress: Not so fast, purple dragon boy!
 * Kangaroo: Yeah! Let's rumba, Tiny!
 * Mighty Bull finishes loading a net into one of the cannons.
 * Mighty Bull: Net-loaded cannon ready, Captain.
 * Spyro easly wing spin slams away the Kangeroo and and Centauress, and resumes charge on the Manitcore!
 * Blot: Lights Out, Purple Fella!
 * Blot fires a cannon with the net inside and it lands right on Spyro disabling his resumes charge and falls right into the sea while tangled up in the net!
 * Muffled pirate laughter is heard from above the surface, as Spyro begins to fade, as a silhouette of a large whale-like creature closes in, darkness takes over before the creature could be reveled.
 * Lord Cobra: "Incredable! An entire force of villains like us and countless oc villains of non-leage affliction had problems with them, but a bunch of unallienced pirates took them down with little effort!"
 * Hades: Now THAT my friend is true entertainment!
 * Chrysalis: "Well, only because the lougers were not at full power, my sweet."
 * Lord Cobra: "Oh yeah, gosh ain't I a little stinker?!"
 * Maleficent: "You know the lougers and those ponies still tecnecly live?"
 * Lord Cobra: "Well, it's a step in the right direction!"
 * Chrysalis: "Oh, i love it when you ask so pompus around the others!"
 * Lord Cobra: "And i rather enjoy it when you get flirty!"
 * Chrysalis purrs.
 * Hades: "Hey, could you please not do the coocy coo, thing!"
 * Ursula: "Oh get a room, you two!"
 * Jafar: "May i remind his lordship that we still have business to attend to?"
 * Cheetata: Yes, we must bring the good news of your plan's sucess to Lady Mirage and Master Xehanort.
 * Lord Cobra: "Spoil sports. And I was just getting started with my little changling minx too."

Chapter 7- The Map to Tasmantis
Australia- The Outback. The Villain Leage Fortress- Mirage's Throne Room. an uncharted island.
 * ???: "I FOUND IT! THE MAP TO THE CITY OF MY DREAMS!"
 * Jake The Kangaroo Rat from the Rescuers Down Under paused from his current checker game with his little fly friend to see Tavin Tanner the Cloned Tasmanian Tiger come in dancing with joy.
 * Jake: What are you talking about Talvin, and whats this houey about a map?
 * Tavin: "I did Jake! I found it! the map to none other, then the lost city of Tasmantis!"
 * Jake: "..... You drank the brown snake venom again, havent you?"
 * Tavin: "Oh come on!"
 * Jake: (Dubbed as Tulio) I am not coming on! Evreyone knows the lost city of Tasmantis, The Tasmanian Tiger version of Atlantis is just an old supersitious myth, pluse havent you heard about that Hurricane in the Kingdom Heart's Realm, Mate?
 * Tavin: "I'm sure it passed by now!"
 * Jake: And are you also unaware that the Atlantic Ocean where Tasmantis is said to be located is invested with scaviging Pirates, including the most infamous of them all is that Gorilla Captain Blot?
 * Tavin: "I can take care of myself! I escaped from the labertory that created me a long time ago! I think i can handle a bunch of scurvy-ridden sea bandits!"
 * Jake: (Sighs in defeat), I cant believe I'm saying this but, I'll help you find Tasmantis Talvin. (To the Fly) Sparky, make arrangements for us to find Tasmantis, Also rent us a boat and some scuba equipment. We're going to the Great Barrier Reef!
 * Tavin: "But, Destiny Islands is in another world. We're in disney's verson of earth in the "Rescuers" movies."
 * Jake: "Make that, a boat, and a fast enough space ship convinet enough for plot so we be already be in the other world in time for the plot convience!"
 * Tavin: "Now that's more correct to the producer's sense of canon!"
 * Jake: Incase you were going to thank me, Talvin. Your welcome, only because your still my best mate.
 * Tavin: I Know, Looks Like I Got a Date with Destiny at Tasmantis!
 * Mirage is busy stroking a shadow heartless on her throne with Master Xehanort sitting in his own throne with the Organization XIII Leagers in their council seats.
 * Mirage: "I wonder how Cobra and his latest pipedream is doing?"
 * Teen Mang: I guess they are probebly going to give us either the bad or good news.
 * Saix: Theres no doubt that Cobra's plan might be a victorus sucess this time since we aducting the Princess back in Wonderland.
 * Mirage: "I'm not being optamistic! because i say the flaws he missed!"
 * Xehanort: "Flaws?"
 * Mirage: "Alcourse. for starters, Cynder is involve in the group! and that over-grown monkey Blot only has interest in Spyro and Kairi! he'll kill off the ones un-needed for his, mysterious grand skeme!"
 * Xehanort: "WHAT?!"
 * Teen Mang: "Should we warn Master? I mean, after he's done with his, "Private meeting" with Chrysalis?"
 * Mirage: "Why would those two have a private meeting?"
 * Teen Mang: ".... Dude, you really want me to answer that?"
 * Xehanort: We should do that, Teen Mang, Also, I'm begining to devolope the prefect plan that will use Blot's interest in both Kairi and Spyro to our adventage.
 * Mirage: Just to make sure its 100 percent fool proof, we're all ears.
 * Teen Mang: "What is it?"
 * Xehanort: Well, according to the ancient tales of the First Cartoonian War of yore and the Keyblade War, there was a notorius young pirate who is a keyblade weilder with a heart that's black as the darkness itself.
 * Saix: "But, wasn't he just a Pirate legend, a myth?"
 * Teen Mang: "Why would a guy like Blot waste time going after a legend? I mean, besides the fact Pirates are superfisious people."
 * Xehanort: Here comes the next part of my story which lauched Blot's desire for it, Teen Mang, the young man's love of piracy, gold and carnage was so feirce, he and his crew plundered so many worlds of it's precious wealthy resorces without getting caught by the authorities and the British Royal Navy. As the raids and pillaging continued, his plunder became huge as a dragon's hoard.
 * Teen Mang: "You mean he's loaded?"
 * Mirage: "With due respect, Xehanort, but why tell us this superdisious tale?"
 * Xehanort: Because Mirage, the Legend said that this young man knew an uninhabited island far away in the Atlantic Ocean, and he hid is treasure with the Island's tall and lonley peak which containts a hidden cave area which is sealed by a magic door which looks like the side of the mountain and only a keyblade weilder can unlock the keyhole of this door and open the passage, also, Captain Blot happens to be in possession of the young man's treasure map.
 * Saix: "You mean "He" was for real?!"
 * Mirage: "Strange. How come this map wasn't found before, by someone else?"
 * Xehanort: Because no one expect the the descendents of that Pirate Captain's crew like an realitive of Blot's knows where the map was except for him. In the end, the map became Blot's birthright to be a pirate and his ambition to find a keyblade weilder to help him find the treasure ever since.
 * Teen Mang: "Ok, we know why he wants Kairi, but what does he need Spyro for. if anything, all he needs is Kairi, and he'll just kill off Spyro with the others."
 * Xemnas: Perhaps you have forgotten about his inheritage and true destiny as the Purple Dragon, reguarding Kingdom Hearts.
 * Teen Mang: "Ok, i would understand why he would want to kill the ponies off and that useless baby dragon and the annoying bug, Maleficent's former erend boy and it's clear he already has a griffin, but why kill of Cynder? She's all powerful! why doesn't he want her as much as he wants the purple dragon?"
 * ???: "Perhaps, that is our fault."
 * Captain Skabb, and Scratch and Sniff appeared.
 * Teen Mang: "How?"
 * Scatch: We thought Spyro had such a great importance to the united universes, but alias, we failed to realised what that importance really was sooner untill now.
 * Teen Mang: You mean right after Spyro creamed you after Gaul kidnapped Cynder back when Malefor came back during the Night of Eternal Darkness?
 * Mirage: So it would seem.
 * Young Xehanort: Well then, what we have have found out now has become a momentus turn of events.
 * Teen Mang: "But it doesn't answer my question on why he would kill Cynder."
 * Ansem "Seeker of Darkness": It's obvious that expept for us, Cynder is no use to Blot.
 * Teen Mang: "Is he some kind of idiot?! Cynder sunk an entire city, took the life of a mermaid queen and is once leader of, well, us, HOW IS THAT NOT USEFUL?!"
 * Mirage: ENOUGH! Blot is just like the other oc villains who had problems with the lougers in the past season, they are unaware of Cynder's past and no one knows about that and our plans execpt the Lougers, The High Council and most importantly us.
 * Teen Mang: Yeah, I figured as much, but theres only one more question that remains.
 * Mirage: "What is it now?"
 * Teen Mang: What dose Xehanort mean about using Blot's plans for Spyro and Kairi to our advantage?
 * Xehanort: "That's where Cobra comes in, after Blot's, barbaric practices are done, Mang will malmitulate the fool's mind into, after acomplishing his simple greedlust quest, he will just turn over Spyro and Kairi to us instead of keeping them for his own uses."
 * Teen Mang: "But, if he kills Cynder, won't Mirage's dead kill us for not saving her life before so?"
 * Mirage: Oh that wont be nessesary, Teen Mang. Because Cynder is still a traitor in the eyes of my Father for helping Spyro defeat him.
 * Xehanort: Also, Blot's desire for gold and his plans to use Spyro and Kairi to help him find the treasure will become the key to the lougers' undoing as well as sealing Spongebob's fate.
 * Teen Mang: "But, Master still values Cynder as a daughter, and your just gonna let her die? That's asking for the master to betray all of us and destroy us all!"
 * Mirage thinks about this.
 * Mirage: "You process a good arguement. even without the meddailian of darkspaen hands, he poses a great threat to those that betray him so harshly. Perhaps if we reserect Cynder, and recorrupt her to our side again, that should prevent Mang from going nuts with fatherly revenge. Satisfived, Teen Mang?"
 * Teen Mang: It might be crazy, but it just might work. Master will have his daughter back, We'll finally have Kairi in our grasp, Malefor and the Darkspawn will be back and Spyro is as good as Xehanort's final 13th vessel.
 * Xehanort: Good, Teen Mang. Perceptive, and here comes the best part of my plan, We all know that standing in the way of a Pirate's greedlust quest and messing with the things they love is considered a death sentence, correct?
 * Scratch: "No pirate or our sacvingers like that."
 * Xehanort: If we are in belief if the lougers will eventully find out and come find Spyro and Kairi, Blot  will do what we couldent do. Dospose of the louge and take Spongebob's live. And once his soul is in our posession...
 * Saix: We'll be one step closer to acomplishing our goal.
 * Teen Mang: Yeah, and we know what will happen next when the High Council fails to find their fourteen lights right?
 * Mirage: "Evil paradise awaits. Honestly, why didn't Cobra think of this before?"
 * Saix: "Well, Blot was never a problem to us before back then until sometime recently when our supplies started to deminish."
 * Mirage: "There is one thing that bugs me. Cobra might not stand just watching his adoubtive daughter suffer at the hands of a pirate primate, and might do something to prevent her due punishment for being a goody goody pest. Anyone has ideas we keep Cobra from doing that?"
 * Xigbar: Well, you got me there.
 * Teen Mang: WAIT!!! I got it! Since Xehanort plan to have Master manipulate Blot into giving Spyro and Kairi to us after he gets what he wants, why dont we get him to manipulate Blot into sparing Cynder's life while he's at it. So, L.C will not only have his daughter back, he wont be on our case and whipe Cynder's memory of being good again.
 * Mirage: "It would feel unsatisfying to allow Cynder go somewhat unpunished... But then again, we all can agree Cynder suffer enough by being humiliated by a bunch of Pirates is a survieable punishment?"
 * Xigbar: "I think it's good enough for me."
 * Young Xehanort: My thoughts exactually.
 * Mirage: Then its settled, Spyro and Kairi will be in our hands, Cynder will return to the darkness, after the pirates do the survice of punishing her for her treachery, Father and the Dark Spawn will return once Kairi and her fellow six Princesses serve their purpose, Spyro will become Xehanort's last vessel, Spongebob will be dead.  The χ-blade will finally be forged by my father once he has Spongebob's soul and evil paradise will be born in an United Universe under Villain Leage and Darkspawn Rule. Teen Mang, Young Xehanort, do be sweethearts and assemble the other leagers. I do believe a celebration for the scuess of Cobra's ingenius plan is in order.
 * Teen Mang: "You bet boss!"
 * a crashed space ship is seen.
 * Jake: "Well, we could've handled the landing alittle better."
 * Tavin: "Well its a good thing the Scuba equipment survived the crash.
 * Jake: Ok Talvin, we'll make camp here for the night, the sun's going down and we should rest up before we look for clues in the ocean on where Tasmantis might be, good plan?
 * Tavin: "Do we have too?"
 * Jake: "It's dangerious to swim after dark, alot more sharks and who knows what else tends to come out at night."
 * Tavin: "Oh, fine. underwater's insanely not bright at night anyways."

Chapter 8- A Bad Welcome
Blot's ship. This song plays
 * Spyro wakes up to find that he has been tiep up to a shipmast, seeing his friends tied up like animals while being tortured by the pirates.
 * Spyro: "Guys?"
 * Frank: Hello, Purple Boy!
 * Blackfang: Wakey, Wakey, eggs and bakey! (Laughs)
 * Spyro: Oh, no! Kairi where are you?
 * Black parrot: "We got you good, Mon Sherries!"
 * Pinkie: "We're not cherries!"
 * Crazy Leg Fry: Put a cork in it Spassy Pie before I brake your neck, tear your heart out and eat it!
 * Pinkie: Yikes!
 * Blot: (Appears infront of Spyro) Morning, sunshine! Let me be the first to extend a hand of friendship.
 * Spyro:...That's your foot.
 * Blot: (Chuckles) Nothing gets by you, does it?
 * Kairi: (While struggeling with the ropes binding her wrists behind her back) What do you guys want from us, anyway?
 * Blot: I bet you're feeling lost. Scared. Confused! Allow me to explain! Help me out, Boys! (Music plays)
 * Frank: Ooh, the captain's gonna sing a Shanti!
 * Fluttershy Wimpers

The Dragon Realms- The Temple uncharted island. Blot's ship. Blot's Ship- Prison and torture aera. Ship deck. Destiny Islands- Kairi's home town. (it went like this!)
 * Frank: "Good Shanti sir."
 * Trixie: "What, the hell, was that? and secondly, i'm suppose to be scared of a monkey, the easter bunny, and huge tub of fur?"
 * Frank: "Oy, Stella ain't THAT fat!"
 * Stella: She meant you, Frank.
 * Slyler: I got this captain! (Gets out a roll of Ductape, tears a peice and puts it in Trixie's mouth) There, problem solved.
 * Spyro: And your name is Captain Blot? Well, you know, I have a punch to put uh.., I wouldent name myself after it.
 * Captain Blot: (Laughs) Hey, thats funny. Your a funny guy. But a wicked sense of humor is not how I became the ruthless pirate I am today. (Shows a fightning display of razor sharp claws on his fingers) THESE...made me the ruthless pirate I am today!
 * Sparx (in a small bug cage): "So, why Blot?"
 * Blot: You dont get it, Dragonfly? Ok (Goes over to Fluttershy, cuts her binds which casues Fluttershy to go upsidedown while screaming) Let me give you a visual need. I just gentley press here...(Touches Fluttershy's belly with his finger)
 * Twilight: "NO! DON'T HURT FLUTTERSHY?!"
 * Rarity: "DON'T YOU DARE HARM HER?!"
 * Blot: "I suppose i just explain why i'm called Blot."
 * Slyler: May I Request silencing the two other unicorns as well, Captain?
 * Blot: "Nah, let them off the hook... For now."
 * Slyler: "Aye aye sir!"
 * Blot: "Now, where do i begin on why i am called, "Captain Blot"?"
 * Frank: Tell them about your, birthright, sir.
 * Spyro: "Birthright?"
 * Gilda: "There's a birthright to be a pirate?"
 * Blot: As a matter a fact, there is. First Mate, could you bring me my prize posession so I can show this dragon and human girl the destiny that awaits them, please?
 * Vanessa: "Aye aye, Captain."
 * Pinkie: "YAY! SHOW AND TELL?!"
 * Spyros Group: Pinkie!
 * Blot (to both Spyro and Kairi): Hey, after I show you two of why I am called "Captain Blot", I have a feeling that we're gonna be good friends already.
 * Kairi: "I doubt it. Friends do not attack friends."
 * Vector: Ohhhh, the girl's got a pretty smart mouth for a keyblade wilder girl.
 * Twilight: "I have to remember that for my studies! Oh wait! it's something i automaticly know!"
 * Blot: "I'm gonna ignor that because i'm in such a good mood."
 * Vanessa (Returning with a rolled up scroll): Here, you go, captain. (Hands it to Blot)
 * Pinkie (stupidly amazed): "Ohh, Paper!"
 * Twilight: "If i wasn't tied down, i facehoof right now ."
 * Blot: Anyway, (Getting the paper unrolled) Me and My crew are going on this treasure hunt, hidden in a tall peack on an island far away form the world. We're seeking a treasure that will soon be ours, pluse it is apart of a great history reguarding those two wars and the importance of your kind, purple lad.
 * Spyro: "What?"
 * Spyro's group: "What?"
 * Spike: "What you talking about primate?"
 * Blot: Ok then maybe you should have a look at this. (Opens the paper to show Spyro an illustration of an of an incharted island with a huge mountain underneath a familier heart-shaped moon with a grown adult Purple Dragon looking at it on the summit of the mountain with a hand pointing to the mountainside.)
 * Spyro: "What? But, that dragon is not me! You don't actselly think he's me, do you?"
 * Blot: "Well duh! alcourse not! Who do you take me for, Frank? But, i think your missing the point! i ain't after the dragon in the picture!"
 * Twilight: And is that heart-shaped moon what I think it is?
 * Sparx: "I don't like where this is going! Please tell me this island is not a key to a heartless related apololese!"
 * Blot: "No, it's not that either! but it's Kingdom Hearts related!"
 * Spyro: Ok, whats the catch behind this treasure and why is it connected to me and my inheritage to Kingdom Hearts?
 * Blot: Vanessa, would you do the honors?
 * Twilight: "Oh yeah, enlighten us."
 * Vanessa: Blot is after a treasure that will soon be rightfully ours. This map has been made by the owner of the treasure, which happenes to be a Keyblade wilding pairite during the First Cartoonian Wars and the Keyblade Wars when the Purple Dragons ruled Kingdom Hearts alongside the famed χ-blade.
 * Spyro: "Wait, you mean that stupid fairytale about a Keyblade weilding pirate? Keyblades are weapons of pureness, they would never choose-"
 * Blot: Lad, this guy, had a heart of pure darkness, infact this map is made in his own writing.
 * (At the bottom of the map, they see an illustration of a Pirate holding both his sword in his left hand and a keyblade in his right.)
 * Spyro: "But i don't understand, how he, a simple pirate no less, be in proession of a keyblade? Only those of Keyblader herritage can-"
 * Blot: Still not convinced? Well I guess your not ready for my little offer about to make to you and your keyblade lady friend. Tell you what though, I'll give you both time to consider joinging me while we continue to give your friends our pirate hospitality.
 * Gilda: "You call tieing us up like animals "hospataility"?"
 * Rarity: "They're criminals, what did you expect? Luxery Spa? Although that would be nice for my pores!"
 * Blot: Ok, boys, continue your fun with our guests eccept little miss Kairi and the purple lad.
 * Blot's Crew: Aye aye, Captain.
 * Pinkie: Oooh, This will be fun! Dose this cruise have parties and entertainment?
 * Gilda: "Haven't you realised by now that THIS IS NOT A CRUSE?!"
 * Riku: Uh, Gilda, I dont think is a good time to give Pinkie Heck Right Now.
 * (The Pirates continue their fun tormenting Spyro's group exept for Spyro and Kairi)
 * The lougers are done packing their things and loading their luggage into the van.
 * Girl Sora: Well, thats the last of our luggage.
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, our plan is simple, we head to Kairi's old home town where the desteny islands are located, then we'll assumle a crew, get a ship, and begin our quest! any questions?"
 * Ricky: "Is there gonna be bathroom breaks?"
 * Lord Shen: "Maybe once in awhile, but i request you go before we leave! space is a confusing, and complacating travel! not to mention, extended."
 * Ricky: "You heard the white turkey folks, if you need to use the bathroom now, DO IT!"
 * Mr Dodo: Shen, my boy, I have allready made the arrangements for a sea vessel off screen.
 * Lord Shen: You did?
 * Mr. Dodo: "I never kid when it comes to sailing, Shen! back in wonderland, i always traveled in it's seas on a toucan!"
 * Lord Shen: "Wha...."
 * Icky: "Don't ask."
 * Mr. Dodo: But thats not actually the point. The point is that off screen, I have written letters to some of my old friends and colluges from my old adventures at sea, also I've bought us one of my most favorite vessels, one of wich is one of the most largest seafaring ships that ever plowed the waves.
 * Lord Shen: "Wow, your normally one of the, less serious ones."
 * Mr. Dodo: "Wonderlandians are not famous for taking most situations seriously, true. But our dear queen Cynder is in perial, and ever since she saved us from the Queen of Hearts' tyranty, we must do what we can to help her in her great time of need!"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, Cynder is like a daughter to me, i share the need to ensure those gold hoarding savages don't even lay a finger-tip on her!"
 * Suddenly Shen is hit on the head by a cane that came from a hole in a tree.
 * Lord Shen: "WHO DARES ASSULT ME?! (BRINGS OUT SPEAR!)"
 * Boss Wolf: Uh sir I think it came from in there!
 * Shen and Boss Wolf hear some muttering inside the tree.
 * Lord Shen: What the devil? (gets hit on the head by the cane again) OW!!!
 * Granny Gricky: (Peaking out of the hole)  Dang nabbit! I'm trying to sleep!
 * Lord Shen: "Will you kindly refrign from poking me, madam!"
 * Icky: Criminitly Granny, how did you get in that tree? (Turning to the Boy Digidestined and their Digimon) Who was watching her after I took her on the tour of the Temple and to the restroom?
 * Tai and Matt: "IT WAS HIM! (POINTING AT EACHOTHER) WHAT?! YOU DIRTY RAT?!"
 * Missing Link: Uh guys, nows not the time to fight like animals here.
 * Granny Gricky: (Pointing at Sora, Donald and Goofy) Hey, you three! You boys wanna get me outta here?
 * Donald: "Oh no."
 * Goofy: "Garsh."
 * Boy Sora: "Ok, we better tower this!"
 * The three boys go over to pull Granny Gricky out of the tree hole.
 * Granny Gricky: Come on! Pretend I'm a desert, that should motivate you.
 * Lord Shen: (To Tai, Matt, T.K., Joe, Izzy and their digimon) Gentlemen, see if you can help Boy Sora, Donald and Goofy extract the Prehistoric One's Grandmother from that tree.
 * Joe: "D'oh, do we have too?"
 * Tai: 'Oh, we might as well get it over with!"
 * The Digidestiend boys and their digimon come over and got ready to help Boy Sora, Donald, Goofy pull Gricky out of the hole.
 * Lord Shen: All right, gentlemen, when Boss Wolf gives you the count of three, pull the Prehistoric One's grandmother out of that hole as quickly as you can, pretend its one of the goatman's training sessions on team work.
 * Phil: "But with a twist your getting an old grouchy coot out of a tree!"
 * Gricky: "I HEARD THAT, CAN BREATH!"
 * Boss Wolf:  Ok boys! One....
 * Girl Sora: I cant watch this (turning away with her eyes closed)
 * Boss Wolf: Two...
 * Mimi: Me Either! (Covers her eyes with her hands)
 * Boss Wolf: Two and A half! two and three quarters! two and 4 quarters-"
 * Lord Shen: "Would you get on with it?!"
 * Old man: "Get on with it!"
 * Man: "Yes, get on with it!"
 * Army: "YES!! GET ON WITH IT?!"
 * (Monty Python reference.)
 * Boss Wolf: OK, OK, OK! ALRIGHT BOYS.....THREE!!!!
 * Mimi: "EEP!"
 * The boys beging pulling Gricky!
 * Lord Shen: Thats it, your doing great!
 * Phill: Come on boys! Put your backs into it! Keep Pulling!
 * Matt: (While pulling) YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE GOING THROUGH!!!!
 * Batty: (His wire antenna sparked and is now a sports news man) Welcome to the wild world of Shell Louger Sports, ladies and gentelmen!
 * Tai: "NOT HELPING BATTY!"
 * Lord Shen: The old woman is almost out keep pulling.
 * Joe: "WOULDN'T HAD IT BEEN EASIER IF YOU HAD MERLIN USE HIS MAGIC TO TELIPORT HER OUT?!"
 * Lord Shen: "..... SHOOT! I SHOULD'VE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"
 * Boss Wolf: Well too late now, cause look!
 * Gricky is pulled out of the tree causing the boys to fall backwords and Gricky is about to land on her grandson and Iago.
 * Iago: (To the veiwers): This is going to hurt.
 * Gricky: "HEADS UP, MORONS!"
 * SLAM!
 * Icky: "OH-OW!"
 * Iago: "ACK!"
 * Everyone: "Oh."
 * Iago: "It's gonna be, one of those trips."
 * Batty: (Still in his sports anchor channel): And this beautiful display of pulling and landing is brought to you by...Trees! (An Image of a Rainforest is seen) They're evreywhere, get used to them!
 * Lord Shen: "WILL YOU STOP THAT?!"
 * Yucky: (laughing) Nice Landing, Granny!
 * Banzai: "Are we gonna go yet?! THIS DANG EPISODE IS STRECHED OUT ENOUGH AS IT IS WHEN TMAN IS BEHIND THE BOARDS?!"
 * Tman's Voice (which almost sounds like god): Not yet, theres still one more comical scene and an announcement from the High Council and Celestia.
 * Shenzi (Sighs): Oh, allright, since this is a comedy show, well just have to get this over with.
 * Tizzy: That was totally wicked, Man!
 * Fidget laughs!
 * Icky gets up.
 * Icky: "Oh hardy har! it's too laugh! I'm for comedy as much as the next guy, but let's get the damn plot forword and actselly make sense to try and save Kairi from possably being abused by Pirates!"
 * Gricky: "All those plant eaters and the sharpteeth were noisyer then you clowns!"
 * Tman: On Second Thought, I'll do the next comedy scene and the annoncement scene in Part 2 while you guys are still gretting ready to cast off just to aviod another plot stretch. But for now, lets que the next scene.)
 * Icky: (Dubbed as Donkey) Ah, Finally!
 * Banzai: Oh Thank god!
 * Shenzi: Thank you, Tman!
 * Spongebob: You know Scroop, you can go ahead and cut to the next scene now.
 * Tavin was studing the map, while Jake was lounging.
 * Jake: So Talvin, when we discover Tasmantis, if it really does exist, what are you gonna do there? Just curious.
 * Tavin: "Oh yee of little faith, when i find Tasmantis, i am gonna now live their, and get a girlfriend that does not look me!"
 * Jake: "Ya still holding on to that sad tale of yours when all the sheilas look like girl versions of you?"
 * Tavin: "In a nutshell, yes, i am!"
 * Tavin looks to see a Tasmanian tiger skilliton!
 * Tavin: "HOLY SHRIMP ON A BARBIE DOLL! HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS GUY BEFORE!"
 * Jake begins to investigate the skelliton by sniffing it out and sees its arm pointing at smothing.
 * Jake: "The blighter's pointing at something!"
 * Tavin: "Weird, when people die, they don't normally just, point. if anything, logic dictates that the limbs go limp."
 * Suddeny both Jake and Tavin pause then look to see that the arm is pointing out into the ocean.
 * Jake: "Wonder what the poor dumb basturd's pointing at."
 * Tavin: (While putting on a scuba mask) Well theres only one way to find out.
 * Tavin gose over to where the skeleton is pointing, takes a deep breath and pokes his head underwater.
 * Jake: Well, what do you see?
 * Tavin begins to see somthing shinly at the bottom of the sea.
 * Tavin resurvices!
 * Tavin: "A shiny thing!"
 * Jake: Then lets suit up, go down there and find out what that shiny thing is, mate.
 * Tavin: Roger that, Buddy!
 * A few mintues later.
 * Jake and Tavin are now dressed with their scuba gear.
 * Jake: "We're all set."
 * Tavin: Time to Dive!
 * they jumped!
 * Tavin: "CANNONBALL!"
 * The Two swim down to the shiny object at the bottom of the sea.
 * the shiny object is some form of strange, golden meddailian.
 * Jake: Oh crickey! look at this golden medalilian!
 * Tavin picks it up and the both have a look at it
 * Tavin: "Look, it has a Tasmanian tiger on it! SEE! I TOLD YA!"
 * Jake: "I'm still skectical, but i am curious to find out more about the origin of this meddailian."
 * Tavin: Well, at least nothing can ruin this awsome discovery.
 * whale sound.
 * Tavin and Jake looked up!
 * Jake: "HOLY DOOLY!"
 * A scarred killer whale charges forth!
 * Tavin: Is that...an ORCA?!?
 * Jake: We better make ourselves scarce, and fast, mate. (Tavin and Jake hide in a kelp field)
 * the killer whale swims through.
 * Tavin: "Ok, why are we hiding from a whale, they normally just eat krill, right?"
 * Suddenly a swarm of krill swim right through Jake and Talvin.
 * Krill: SWIM AWAY!!!!
 * Tavin: "Oh hey, Krill."
 * Suddenly Jake turns to see the scarred killer whale right behind them.
 * Jake: "SWIM!"
 * The whale opens its mouth and traps Jake and Tavin inside.
 * Suddenly the whale hears a high pitched whistled in the distance.
 * Twilight: "Who are you calling for?"
 * Blot: My pet Orca whale, Slaymu, lass.
 * Fluttershy: (looking scared) O..or...Orca Whale?
 * Trixie: (Muffles with duct tape on her mouth)
 * Pinkie: (Laughs) Silly monkey, orcas aren't THAT bad.
 * Fluttershy: Whew!
 * Twilight: Not true, Pinkie. Orcas are also known to be killers. Hence their nickname, "Killer Whale".
 * Applejack: "Now how in tarnation could a whale be dangerious?
 * Crazy Leg Fry: Because, the captain's pet is the ultimate killing machine in the ocean. It can even tear a scaredy pegasus pony's wings right out of their sockets!
 * Fluttershy:...Meep.
 * Red Stella: It even chomped a great white's head clean off, then ate the rest of it in just 2 bites.
 * Blot: Vanessa, fetch my grappling hook!
 * Vanessa: Aye-aye, sir! (Gets him his grappling hook)
 * Blot: Alright, then! (After Vanessa hands him his grappling hook) Let's see what our catch of the day is today, shall we?
 * a whale sound is heard.
 * Slaymu amerges from the surface, approches Blot's ship and opens his mouth revealing Jake and Tavin still alive.
 * Tavin: "My goggles! they blind me! I'll grap anything if it gets me out of here!"
 * Jake: "I can't see a bloody thing either! and i think i have a fish that has a big grip on my entire underside!"
 * Suddenly Tavin is grapped by the grabbeling hook.
 * Tavin freaked out, and grapped Jake and the the meddailian on impluse!
 * Tavin: "SOMETHING HAS US?!"
 * Blot reals them in and smiles at them wickedly.
 * Tavin: "I still can't see a thing! what has us?"
 * Tavin takes off his googles and sees Blot smirking at him
 * Tavin: Yikes
 * Blot laughs as his crew appear to see what Blot had fished out.
 * Blot: Welcome Aboard, mates!
 * Jake takes off googles.
 * Jake: "Aw, struth."
 * The Pirates laughed as they drew out their weapons and hold the two at weapon point.
 * Talvin: HOLY PIRATE SHIP!!!!!
 * We see Jake now locked in a cage while Talvin was seen on the Rack (medieval torture device) which is being operated by Slyler and Vector while Blot and the other pirates watched and watched poor Tavin getting streatched.
 * Tavin: "What you guys doing is unethical!"
 * Diyaln: Hey, where just doing this for fun, allright?
 * Tavin: (Dubbed as Centipede from James and the Gaint Peach) Please, guys. I got a long history of cramp problems ever since I broke out of the cloning facility in Australia. And I dont need them to get any...(Slyler kept turning the wheel while Tavin's body stretched)...LONGER!!!! (Screaming in pain)
 * Jake winced at this.
 * Jake (thinking): "Hang in there mate. once the coast is clear, i'm gonna break us out of here! Just need to wait for these buggers to be finsihed first, so, be a trooper until then."
 * Vector and Slylyer continued operating the rack and there was a crack in Tavin's spine.
 * Tavin: Hey, that one felt pretty good this time.
 * Suddenly Tavin hears some footsteps and turns to see Mighty Bull with a double bladed ax coming towards him while bellowing in the progress.
 * Tavin: Hey, its Paul Bunyan! Coming to cut me some slag!
 * Mighty Bull: "Oh, i'll "cut" you alright. Littteraly!"
 * Mighty Bull got his ax reday to chop poor Tavin in half.
 * Tavin: Hey, dude. Your aming a little low.
 * Vector: "Oh this is gonna be delciously messy!"
 * Jake: Tavin, I hate to brake this too you while your being torurted but, THAT BUGGER'S GONNA CUT YOU IN HALF!!!
 * Tavin: WHAT?!? Hey wait a minute, I dont look good with a fur cut especally taking off the middle! Pluse I'm allergeic to getting half my body chopped off!
 * Mighty Bull prepares the finishing blow!
 * Tavin: "AW MAN! LIFE SUCKS?!"
 * Before Mighty Bull can bring the blow, an argument  is suddenly heared.
 * Mighty Bull: "Huh?"
 * Vecter: "That can't sound good."
 * Slyler: "We better check this out!"
 * Captain Blot: Oh and Mighty Bull, The poor runt suffered enough so, I'll leave Lucy incharge of him.
 * Lucy: Aye, Aye, Captain. (Gets a mermaid costume.) Oh I think I found the perfect way to humuliate you honey bun.
 * Tavin: "Your kidding me."
 * Blot: "Ok, what's going on here! We were in the middle of messing around with that weird dog thing with his little rat thing!"
 * Martha: Captain, Crazy Leg Fry is in the middle of a an argument with the white unicorn whos asking us to treat her like some kind of princess or somthing.
 * Crazy Leg Fry: Yeah Captain! That white one's whining is really starting to get to me!
 * Rarity: "I am not whining! I am merely complaining! Do you pirates want to hear whining? (Whines) THIS IS WHINING! OHH, THESE ROPES ARE TOO TIGHT! YOUR ALL TOO SMELLY! MY FEET ARE SORE! YOUR ALL BEING MEAN TO MY FRIENDS! AND WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE POO?!"
 * Martha: "Captain's fault!"
 * Blot: "HEY!"
 * Serenia: SLYLER!!!! PUT A CORK IN THAT UNICORN!!!!
 * Rarity: "THIS ROPE IS TIGHT, AND YOU ALL HAVE BAD HYGENE! AND THIS PLACE IS A MES-"
 * Slylyer gets out the roll of ductape again, Gets a peice and puts it on Rarity's mouth.
 * Slyler: There, that will keep her quite.
 * Blot: Good fox, Slyler.
 * Lucy: Ok, evreyone, our new court juester is ready!
 * Pinkie: "But i thought this was a pirate ship."
 * Lucy reveals Tavin who is about 9 inces tall from the rack now dressed in a mermaid costume.
 * Lucy: Dance for our guests, dog boy (gets a whip and hits him with it making Talvin dance)
 * Pinkie: Hey, this really is a party cruise after all!
 * Twilight: "(Frustraitedly groans)"
 * Spyro: "Tavin?"
 * Kairi: Tavin Tanner? Is that you?
 * Gilda: "You guys know this unlucky sap?"
 * Sparx: Yeah, its short of a long story.
 * Tavin: Spyro, Kairi, Sparx and Cynder! Ain't you four a sight for sore tasmanian tiger eyes!
 * Blot: "YOU?! A TASMAINIAN? (LAUGHS!)"
 * Other pirates laughed!
 * Blot: "I knew the weird dog thing would make a good jester!"
 * Tavin: I'll talk later guys, cause I am in a serious serious fix right now!
 * The Pirates laughed as Tavin kept dancing for them
 * We see a beautiful sunset over the Destiny Islands while a certain seagull from the Little Mermaid is about to enjoy his dinner which is a crab on a dock but is being annoyed by the Seagulls from Finding Nemo.
 * Nemo Seagulls: "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE (THE SAME WORD CONTINUES FOR AWHILE)"
 * Scuttle: (Dubbed as Nigel the Pelican) OH WILL YOU JUST SHUUUUDUUUP!!!!! Your all a bunch of rats with wings! I normally don't insult members of my own spieces but WOW! are you annoying!
 * the Nemo seagulls are still chanting mine!
 * Suddenly a familier van appears from the sky and starts landing on the road.
 * the Nemo Seagulls flew off in panic, still shouting mine!
 * Scuttle: "Oh, finally!"
 * The lougers got out of the van single file along with Icky's family.
 * Gloria: Well, we're here.
 * Spongebob: The Destiny Islands, Kairi's old home before she accepted us as her new family right, Gary?
 * Gary: Meow (Translation: Yep)
 * Girl Sora: So, this is where Kairi grew up huh?
 * Icky: "I'm for sight-seeing as much as the next guy, but don't we have a rescue mission ot something?!"
 * Ricky: Whats the rush son? Can we at least do a little sight seeing while you spend time with your family?
 * Mr Dodo: My old colleges and vessel wont be ready untill tomorrow anyway.
 * Icky: "But what if those Pirates kill off our friends before then?!"
 * everyone gasped!
 * Mr. Dodo: "Never thought about that. Perhaps we can convince my collages to make it alittle more sooner."
 * Lord Shen: "Your arguement is in a stong level, Prehistoric one, it would be irrespondsable of us to slack of in their time of need."
 * Yucky: Incase anyone asks on why Icky is what he is, I'm just gonna say that he got it from Granny's side of the family.
 * Sucky: Ick, If I didnt know any better, I say your chossing your job over spending time with your family.
 * Ricky: Mr Spongebob sir, could you and your fellow lougers excuse us for a few mintues while we have a little talk with Icky?
 * Icky: "It's not that i want to spend time with my birth family, is just that i feel like taking this mission atad more seriously, becauses lifes are on the line! and if we end u[p screwing around, those pirates would kill them off by know! Also, has anyone noticed Gilda, Trixie, and the crusaders are absint for some reason? I suspect Trixie dragged Gilda and those kids into another one of Trix's hair-brained skemes! That's why we can't afford to screw around!"
 * Lord Shen: "He makes an interestingly valed point, Prehistoric one's father. it's screwing about in the louge's past that practicly allow our enemies an advantage, and we simply can't afford doing that again, not with Kairi's life on the line, or that of innosent children, no less."
 * Soothsayer: "Are you certain Spyro can't handle it?"
 * Icky: "Trust me, i looked up "Pirates in Desteny Islands", and i think i know who would want to actselly tango with Spyro: Captain Blot."
 * Everyone gasps!
 * Icky: "Ok, seriously, even the Pooh adventure team doesn't gasp too much!"
 * Yucky: "Uh, who's Captain Blot?"
 * Icky: Captain Blot is a Gutt, the villain from the 4th ice age movie imitater ape who wants to become the self-appointed Master of the Seas, and he is after a historical treasure that involes Spyro's inheritage to Kingdom Hearts, the First Cartoonian War and you guessed it, The Keyblade War itself.
 * Lord Shen: "You mean that superdisious treasure of that keyblade cpirate? That's a bloody myth! i mean, i know pirates are strong belivers of old legends, but this?"
 * Shifu: Icky might be on to something, Shen. let's not be doubtful of "Old legends". alot of things that were once thought to be myth had turn true. Remember how you doubted the propitcy of Po defeating you, and how well it turned out?
 * Lord Shen: "......"
 * Girl Sora: And Remember when Kairi cured you of your evil self while she, Spyro and Po stopped Shadow Fagin in his tracks?
 * Lord Shen: "Ok, ok! no need to get memory lane involved! But please understand that i'm am, somewhat skectical. i mean, if this, "Keyblade Pirate" is real, then where are his remains? was he ever caught? i mean, he suppoingly exsited so long ago, everyone denied his exsitence just as much everyone thought the very first cartoonian war is just a fanatic's fairytale!"
 * ???: "A fanatic's fairytale, eh chinaman?"
 * everyone looks to see an aged sailor.
 * Icky: "Uh oh! one of the town's drunks! take a step back everyone!"
 * Spongebob: Cailm down, Icky. I'll handle this. (Clears his throat) Ahoy there salior. How are you doing?
 * Sailor: "I be hearing that you were talking about the treasure of the united universes, mateys!"
 * Spongebob: Thats correct kind sir, so do you know anything about this historical treasure that involves the keyblade war, the first cartoonian war and the purple dragon reign of Kingdom Hearts?
 * Sailor: "Know about it? In my youth, I tried to find the treasure meself!"
 * Patrick: "Did ya find it?"
 * Sailor: "Would i still be in this rinky dink landblubber town, if i had found it?"
 * Spongebob: Nevermind my best friend, sir. So where did you hear about the treasure?
 * Sailor: "Are you kidding? I always grow up with the legend, ever since me father told me about it! i become inspired, to find the treasure, and return the gold, to their rightful owners!"
 * Lord Shen: "But why did you call this place, and i quite, "A rinky dink landblubber town"? If anything, i fingured you want that treasure to be rich!"
 * Sailor: "I ain't that kind of sailor, boyo! I'm actselly a good natured, honest man! i'm just more at home to the sea! land life is so, modernised and problem filled these days!"
 * Boss Wolf: "So, your obessed, with this treasure!"
 * Sailor: "I wouldn't called "Obessed", just, determined very greatly! I have a study! Come over to old Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty!"
 * Spongebob and Patrick snickers.
 * Po: "Poopdeck Mcfarty?"
 * Boss Wolf laughs!
 * Boss Wolf: "Poopdeck Mcfarty?! seriously! (laughs uncontrolly)"
 * Spongebob and Patrick fell apart laughing!
 * Patrick: "POOPDECK MCFARTY?!"
 * Spongebob and Patrick laughed still!"
 * Po join in!
 * the laughing settles down.
 * Po: "Why are we laughing?!"
 * Squidward: "Oh, because that guy's name is Shamus Poopdeck Mcfarty."
 * Po, Spongebob, Patrick and Boss Wolf resumed laughing!
 * Girl Sora: Um, Mr. Shamus, is it?
 * Shamus: "Is it about me name? If so, no apologies are needed. it's my mistake saying me full name! it's doomed to be laughed at! almost none can resist laugh at the words, "Poopdeck Mcfarty"!"
 * Po, Boss Wolf, Spongebob, and Patrick laughed louder!
 * Gril Sora: "Uh, yeah, about that, why are you named like that?"
 * Shamus: Obiously, I got my name from my job at sea, swaping the poopdeck, lass.
 * Icky: "What about Mcfarty?"
 * POOT!
 * Everyone but Shamus: "AW!"
 * Shamus: "That answered ye's question?"
 * Icky: Man that smells worse than Granny's house!
 * Sucky: You mean the cabbage roles and prune juice?
 * Icky: Bingo!
 * Spongebob: Oh, golly this is more awkward then the time Boy Sora and Shen did that Yo Momma Fight from That Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode!

Present Shamus' house. hours later. Shamus' Study.
 * Icky: LODGERS AND GENTLEMEN! PRESENTING LORD SHEN AND BOY SORA IN THE YO' MAMMA BATTLE BLOWOUT OF AWESOMENESS!!! (Lodgers cheer and the competition begins)
 * Boy Sora: Yo' mamma's so skinny, she fell through a drain pipe and got stuck!
 * Lord Shen: WHY I NEVER!!! Yo' mamma's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts.
 * Boy Sora: Oh yeah? Well, yo' mamma's so stupid, she couldn't stop treating the wolves like DOGS!
 * Lord Shen: OOOHHHH!!! Yo' mamma's so ugly, people hang her picture in their cars so they don't get stolen.
 * Boy Sora: Oh, hell, that's nothing! Yo' mamma's so ugly, when she was born, the doctors slapped HER mamma!
 * Icky: AND BOY SORA IS THE WINNER!!!
 * Lord Shen: I'm not through with you, Sora! I'll be back for you!
 * Shamus: "Come friends, i want to show ye me studies!"
 * Boss Wolf: You guys go on ahead, I'll get us check into some hotel for the night.
 * Lord Shen: See that you do, Boss Wolf.
 * Shamus: "Welcome to me household. Me study is upstairs. But can i get ye anything before we head forword?"
 * Boy Sora: The Digimon group and I will have some pepsi or coke if you got any.
 * Shamus: "Sorry, but i ain't fond of landblubber drinks! I thought ya'll be aware i have a problem with modernisation of the worlds these days. I do have grog though. Good ol' classic and honest to goodness grog. Want some?"
 * The Two Soras: Eww!
 * Tai: Thanks but we'll pass.
 * Patrick: "What's grog?"
 * Po: Uh, Patrick, maybe its best that we dont need to know about this one.
 * Shamus: "Are ya sure?! Don't let the name set ye off! you see...."
 * Shamus: "And that's why it's good."
 * Po: "Wow. Surprisingly more apertasing then the name said."
 * Shamus: "What, didn't thought there was something gross in there, did ya?"
 * Spongebob: Ok, now that we got the grog thing out of the way, can we get down to buisness now about the treasure?
 * Shamus: "Very well. My studies everyone."

Equestia, alot of years ago. docks. back that the now burning Equestian ship. castle. reality.
 * The Lougers enter to see a massive collecton of sea faring equpment, sailor stuff and fishing gear.
 * Lord Shen: "This is your study? Looks more like a garage!"
 * Shamus: "What did ye expected? I'm a sailor, not a scholer!"
 * The Icky Family were buisy taking photos.
 * Shamus: Walk with me, I want to show you the portait of the owner of that legendary treasure mates.
 * Lord Shen: "A painting? I'm sorry, but due to him being considered a myth, and that modern socity requires photos as physical proof, i don't think a painting will proof his exsitence."
 * Shamus: "That's another thing about these modern days! they don't care for old paintings, which back before yer fancy cameras and video making devices is good enough proof for anyone! but thanks to the ignorence of modern socity, many a legend is considered a "Myth" because those smarty pants landblubbers never bothered to actselly try to find the legend! Well sorry if a legend does not just walk up to door and say "Hello neighber, i'm a legend of old!" It just doesn't work like that!"
 * Icky: "Actselly, i think the Yeti does pizza delivery now."
 * Iago: Oh, of course, first he makes snowcones, now he sells pizza. What a silly turn of events.
 * Icky: Shut up, Iago.
 * Shamus: "Look, do anyone of ye want to see the portrait or not?"
 * Boy Sora: Incase Shen is going to be judemental again, yes
 * Shamus: "Ok.... If i just know where i put the damn thing."
 * Lord Shen: "You mean you have no rekolection where you keep a who knows how old portrait of a mythical keyblade pirate?"
 * Shamus: Oh thats right! I covered it up for dust cleaning.
 * We see a cloth above the study fireplace and Shamus pulls it to reveal the portait of a yong man about Boy Sora's age and has black spikey hair and wears a tricorne hat with a dark blue feather and a black pirate captain's outfit with boots. He is armed with a keyblade and his pirate sword on an island as the background with his ship in the distance.
 * Lord Shen: "Nice painting, but again, without more stronger proof, like photos, i'm just gonna assume it's a fictionalsation. Strange it bares a resemblence to the keyblade boy though."
 * Goofy: "That is strange."
 * Shamus: "Yargh, you still don't believe in the legend?"
 * Lord Shen: "Afraid not. I may was from a more tradional chinese world, but that doesn't mean i have no problems accepting the more modernised united universes. Sorry, but i think this, keyblading pirate is just a myth, unless i cam persuaded otherwise."
 * Shamus: "Oh.... Why am i alway doubted?"
 * Gricky: "You an alcahol drinking moron, what do you think?"
 * Icky: Ganny!
 * Spongebob: We're very sorry about this, we'll on our way now.
 * Shamus: Wait dont go! Do you want to know what is the owner of the treasure's name is and show you evedence that will convince your white bird friend otherwise?
 * Soothsayer: "Afraid showing Shen any other reason will be impossable. Once that stubbern mind of his is set, he's considerably unreasonable."
 * Shamus: "Hear me out first. Know anyone from a mistical land of small horses called, "Equestia"?"
 * Lord Shen suddenly was surprised.
 * Lord Shen: "What are you saying, town drunkmen? what does Equestia have anything to do with a-"
 * Shamus: "Do you or not?"
 * Lord Shen: "Well, other then a good majority of our friennds kidnapped by that sea ape, i do have, an intertwine desteny with Princess Celestia."
 * Shamus: "She is, immortal, right?"
 * Lord Shen: "And she is argueably 10000 years or so old, but she kept herself in good shape if you catch my drift!"
 * Shamus: "Well, here's a tale that may interest ya."
 * Celestia still had Luna before the eventual nightmare moon attack.
 * a painter pony finished a portrait.
 * Painter: "Vola! the painting! she is finto!"
 * Celestia: "Your free to leave, painter."
 * Painter: as you wish your highness.
 * Luna: "Sister, i love what is being done for us. ever sense a few days ago, we defeated Discord and already we are showered with wonderful gifts! our parents will be proud!"
 * Celestia: "Speaking of which, i believe they are visiting us to cagratulate us for saving Equestia. they should be coming soon."
 * A guard burst throgh!
 * Guard: "Your highness! there's a problem!"
 * Celestia: "What?"
 * Guard: "It's reguarding the ship of your parents! it's been, attacked!"
 * Celestia: "(Gasp!) Luna, we must see what's wrong!"
 * A ginormus Pirate ship is seen over an equestianised ship.
 * Pony seamen fought hard, but lost to the heavly armed Pirates!
 * King Nightus and Queen Heavenslight are weaken in battle. a siluate of a mysterious pirate weilding an enchanted looking sword and a keyblade step forth.
 * Nightus: "Who are you?! why attack us?!"
 * ???: (Laughing) Because your majesty, I've come to claim the bountiful resorces of your royal vessel. Tell you what, mate, how about you give it up nice and easy then I wont have to lay seige on your daughter's kingdom, sound like a fair offer?
 * Nightus: "How could a Keyblade master be so disgraceful as to, do something like this?! I thought they were suppose to be about honorand value, not greed and self impourence!"
 * ???: (Laughs at this) You know, I really would have to come to this, but I'm afarid you forced my hand. (Turning to his heavly armed crew) Change of plan mates! We plunder Equestria Now!
 * The Pirates cheer with laughter as they prepare to lay seige on Equestria
 * Meanwhile Celestia and Luna see the whole thing from a distance.
 * Celestia: Luna, sound the alarm! Call out the royal guard! Do it now!
 * Luna: What is it, dear sister?
 * Celestia: "Mother and Father are in danger! it's a pirate attack!"
 * Luna: "What?! What sea bandit would be crazy enought attack gods, let alone Alicorns?"
 * Celestia: A Keyblade weilding Pirate, with a heart as black as night!
 * (Shamus): That Keyblade Weilding Pirate Captain was a young teenager with a massive cut-throat crew who came to Equestria from the North.
 * pirates are seen charging to Equestia!
 * A pirate with a braided beard is seen throwing bombs at the buildings, laughing maniacly!
 * A female cheetah pirate is seen running about, slicing through guards!
 * A sofisicated crane pirate calmly and snootingly shot down pegisi guards!
 * A brutish ansisial gorrilla of Blot is seen crushing everything in his path!
 * a vest wearing pirate is seen commanding parrots into swooping down, attacking cizisens, guards, and stealing money, food, and other things!
 * ???: "Are still gonna be defient, or what?"
 * Nightus: "Fiend, one of these days, your comuppence will come!"
 * ???: "Oh? and who's gonna be the moron to do it?! All those high council clowns are wasting their ever jolly time fighting Chernibog and those darkspawn, allowing us mortal villains to basicly do what the fuck we want! and i am just being one of those high ranking takers!"
 * Nightus: "Do not underestamate the power of goodness, fiend! your reign can't last forever!"
 * ???: "And as of now, enither will you and your girlfriend!"
 * the stranger slashes at Nightus and Heavenslight with enchanted sword, then impales them with the keyblade!
 * ???: "As of now, your immortallity, is mine! forever! both that, and your hearts! This pirate is here to get what he came for!"
 * (Shamus): The Late King and Queen of Equestria fell that day to the enchanted sword and keyblade of that teenage bucaneer, but his eyes were set on another great prize!
 * the same pirates from the town assult broke in!
 * the mysteriosu Stranger appeared.
 * ???: "Bombbeard, blow up that lock to the elements! Fast-teen, prepare to make a quick collection! Par-Rot, Blotter, and Sinsworth, your the watch!"
 * Sinsworth the Crane, Par-rot the vest pirate, and Blotter, Blots ansister, went out.
 * Bomb beard the explowsive pirate: "KA-BOOM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
 * He fires a bomb at the save that contains the Elements of Harmony
 * (Shamus): Celestia and her followers tried valliently to stop the young lad, but his powerful crew and his powerful greed was too strong!
 * Celestia and Luna barely stood.
 * the mysterious Stranger, Blotter, Sinsworth, Par-rot, Fast-teen the cheetah, and Bomb-beard surrounded them.
 * ???: "I was expecting more from Discord's defeaters."
 * Celestia: "Our parents won't let you get away with this!"
 * ???: Oh, I think I allready did. After I drained your parents of their immortallities, claimed their hearts and finnsihed them off in cold blood.
 * Celestia and Luna gasped.
 * tears slowly escaped their eyes.
 * ???: "That's right. Where is your idiotic High Council NOW?!"
 * The Pirates laughted at the two defeated celestial sisters
 * ???: Well, I'd love to stay and watch you suffer but, I got some more plundering to do in other worlds. The next stop, Radiant Guarden!
 * Celestia: "NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE THOSE! EQUESTIA NEED THE ELEMENTS FOR PEACE!"
 * ???: "Sorry, not our problem. Have a nice eturnity!"
 * the pirates walked off.
 * (Shamus): "And that's how they lost the original elements of harmony, before the eventual inventing of simular replacements when Nightmare moon came forth."
 * Shamus: "The High Council, in shameful regret of allowing this to happen, intentionaly made it that he would fall into myth! the modernisation only help it make become a myth faster! But only true believers know of him!"
 * Lord Shen: "........."
 * Shamus: "Well?"
 * Lord Shen:"I, i'm at a crosswords, in one hand, i want to believe you, but at the same time, i'm fully aware that your a town drunk. forgive me, but, i must confirm this with Celestia before i go around and believing someone who enither knows better, or, may just be a drunkerd and a fanatic! I apologies, this is, very strong in uncertainty! i must contact Celestia in the van now!"
 * Shifu: Shen, I'm afraid reminding Celestia of what happened in her and Luna's past is a most unwise decession. Did you recalled how furious Celestia was when I told her my verion of Kairi, Spyro and the Others getting captured by Pirates?
 * Lord Shen: "Well, i can't risked taking the words of a drunkman! what if he's wrong, ot lying, or got it from a  dream? what if this, Blot is just a deludional fan boy of pirates chasing a myth! I'm just gonna have to risk it! And who knows? Maybe Celestia will clear this whole thing up! i mean, killing an Alicorn, that impossable, even with enchanted weapons!"

Chapter 9 - The Escape
To be continued...