Starlight Star-Fight Part 1

Starlight Star-Fight Part 1 is the 9th Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Ever since her defeat in the Season 5 premiere of MLP, Starlight Glimmer has vanished to fight another day, plotting revenge against the Mane 6, and carry out her plans to make Equestria 'equal' once again. Back in Ponyville, the Mane 6 is called in by Celestia to have a talk about Starlight about a big surprise she didn't count on. Starlight was too a student of Celestia, and like Twilight and Sunset, she was one of the best. In fact, Starlight is Sunset's older sister being born a year prior to Sunset. (Shimmer and Glimmer's parents both have those last names and decided to give each daughter's their separate last names. Sunset got Shimmer, Starlight got Glimmer.) But what lead Starlight down the wrong path was her horrible skills at making friends. Some ponies were just too better than her while others were too lesser. The two sides ended up avoiding her because the powerful side felt Starlight wouldn't be able to catch up, and the lesser side believed that they weren't worthy for her. Starlight began to hate the idea of cutie marks as a result, and wanted to become an Alicorn to bring true equality to Equestria, and tried to get Sunset into it, but Celestia got to Sunset first and prevented her from being controlled into such a controversial path, tearing the sisters apart. After fighting Celestia in a battle she would inevitably fail, Celestia intended to get Starlight to see the light through a trial, but she was suddenly taken by an unknown force. While this would inevitably cause part of the rift between Sunset and Celestia to begin with, among other things. Having learned this, Twilight felt it was important to capture Starlight before she starts the same problems again. But luckily the group didn't have to go too far since Ponyville is mysteriously attacked by an old Alternate UUniversal Villains Act assassin named Cyber Caera, who had been mysteriously bailed out by an 'unknown therapist' from Oranos, possibly being Starlight in disguise, who has hired her to lead a trio of batmen bandits called The Batmen Bros, and a six master-criminal birds called The Jailbird Troupe, along with, for some reason, a rabbit and a mangey wolf. They threaten to burn Ponyville into the ground unless Twilight surrenders unconditionally and is to be taken to Starlight herself without any tricks. So Twilight is left with a choice to protect her kingdom, or let it be destroyed.

Chapter 1: The Return of Starlight Glimmer
During the end of the Premere, in a cave. During the events of Castle Sweet Castle. Late into the Episode Bloom and Gloom. Later... Rarity's Bunquite. during the Episode "Tanks for the Memories". After the episode.
 * A Familier Unicorn watches in anger of the end result of her failure to bring equility as the village began to celebrate.
 * ???: "..... Damn you, Twilight Sparkle. I, was only trying to help Equestia from the troubles of inequility cutie marks have brought us. But I suspect by judging by your wings, your OBVIOUSLY, a lab dog of Celestia!?"
 * The Unicorn reveils her self as a growling Starlight Shimmer.
 * Starlight: "I can never forgive Celestia, for what she did to me! What she did to my sister!? What she's allowing equestia to become?!"
 * A bunny with some brown fur and a mangey wolf simular to the sword in the stone wolf came and comferted Starlight.
 * Starlight: ".... (Calms down and sighs).... Thank you Cupid, Mange..... I needed that right now. I just hope she isn't too disappointed."
 * ???: "Aw, little baby girl. I don't get disappointed."
 * Starlight gasped as the wolf, Mange, freaked out and hides begind Cupid the bunny, who cearly shown a face of annoyence.
 * A bat-like figure looms over Starlight.
 * ???: "I can never be angry at my.... Speical friend for life.... But I do felt that a deal's a deal."
 * Starlight: "No, please, you don't mean-"
 * ???: "(Giggles), You know the dealy, Starlight baby. You failed to bring equestia to your communist thing you have going on, and you'll be my speical friend forever, and ever, and ever.... (Giggled), Just like all of the naughty little ponies that asked favors from me in the past. You'll learn to love them, such as they'll love you."
 * Starlight: "No! Please! Give me another chance! I didn't mean to fail! It was all that Twilight Sparkle's fault?! She ruined everything!? You can't punished me over her! Just, give me chance to finally make her see things my way! I'll be more prepared next time! Please, give me another chance! I just need to get more help!"
 * Starlight was sweating nerviously.
 * ???: "........ Ok, my little Stary. How do you plan to make that mean ol' Sparkle finally see things your way?"
 * Starlight: "Oh.... Thank you, great one. I, I promise I won't fail this time. Alchourse, I need to take time to study my problems first. I need to learn about them, and their motivations. And once I learn enough, then I'll be ready for them."
 * ???: "Ok, sweetie. (Giggles). Just be careful. I don't like to do things three times. One more failure, then, you'll be mine. Forever.... (Giggles turn slightly evil)."
 * Starlight gulped.
 * Starlight thinks: "I, will not, lose to you again Sparkle. My life, LITTERALLY depends on it!"
 * Starlight thinks: "I, will not, lose to you again Sparkle. My life, LITTERALLY depends on it!"
 * Cupid and Mange are seen hiding in the bushes and watched Twilight's friends attempting to redecoracte Twilight's castle.
 * Cupid pulls Mange's ear and points to Twilight and Spike walking, and two proceeded to head forth to follow them.
 * Cupid and Mange saw Twilight and Spike looking over the left behinds of the libary.
 * Mange looked hard at Twilight's butt and imagine deliouslus lamb chop like meat, and attempted to head over to bite Twilight's butt, but Cupid grabbed Mange and scolded him in a various aray of angry squeaks and other sounds.
 * Mange growled in disappointment, as Twilight and Spike went off to seek out the spa. Mange and Cupid proceeded to follow them there. They continued to follow her till sometime after the episode ended, where they lurk and hide in Twilight's Castle.
 * Twilight sent her friends on their way.
 * Twilight: "Thank you for taking the time to redecorate the castle. Your gift on the golden oaks libary was the greatist."
 * Twilight closed the door.
 * Twilight sighs.
 * Twilight: "Too bad the castle not feeling like home was only some of my worries."
 * Twilight walked off dejected.
 * Spike: ".... Twilight, are you still feeling off about, that Starlight pony? Wasn't she just some crazy pony with no sense on what true friendship is?"
 * Mange and Cupid quietly growled.
 * Twilight: "I felt she was more then some power-hungry nutcase like the statues of the villains the lougers give us. I can't help but to feel that she may of lost sight on what friendship truely is. I felt like more should've been done to help her."
 * Spike: "Maybe that is true, but maybe she's gonna be like what Trixie used to be. She's more likely gonna hold hard feelings for ya then anything. I mean, you did interupt that equil cutie marking thing she had."
 * Twilight: "That is to expected when dealing with ponies like her."
 * Spike: "But don't worry, like you said. Maybe she will get over it and realised what you were trying to accomplise back there and stop trying to do that stuff again. Why, with ponies having purity, it's only a matter of time, right?"
 * Spike and Twilight hugged.
 * Cupid only stared angerly while Mange mimiced a gagged.
 * Suddenly, one of Pinkie Pie's surprise blasts are heard and scared Mange and Cupid into exposing themselves!
 * Twilight and Spike saw the two.
 * Spike: "Hey, I think Fluttershy missed too animals."
 * Twilight: "Uh.... Spike..... I don't think those two are with Fluttershy."
 * Spike: "They're not? Then why are they doing all the way here? And how did they get in here?"
 * Twilight: "I'm not heavly sure, Spike. But maybe we can take them to Fluttershy to watch over until we can find answers to them."
 * Twilight traps Cupid and Mange get trapped in a magic bubble before they could be able to escape.
 * Cupid and Mange growl in disappointment.
 * Mange was wearing a coller while Cupid was wearing a bow on her neck backwords.
 * Mange snickers like muttly.
 * Cupid punched him in the nose!
 * Mange grumbled like muttly.
 * Starlight's voice: "Cupid, Mange, progress report!"
 * Cupid squeakws and squimmer.
 * Starlight's voice: "SPARKLE CAUGHT YOU TWO CAUSE OF A TRAP?! The clever BITCH!? Well, at least you get to study her friends. Keep an eye on that mole Fluttershy and see what she knows."
 * Cupid and Mange proceed to do just that, and saw Discord and Death Coffin setting up a table.
 * Discord: "I can't believe Fluttershy is inviting Jerk Judu Butt for dinner! She knows that guy hates my guts!"
 * Death Coffin: "Oh kindly refraign from complaining Discord. And his name's Pred Judu Des if I remember correctly. I know he's a harsh mortal, but he has his excuses. He just has typical mythic beast hunter attatude. But in all, you and I, and those others, are protacted him his harsh prosicution."
 * Discord: "She won't stop him running his mouth off at us."
 * Death Coffin: "Oh, you simpleton Choas Beast. Just do what we Alicorn gods do. Take the high road."
 * Discord: "Oh, but I though we were making dinner."
 * Death Coffin: "..... Don't be coy Dicord. It's an expression. We simply need to raise above his insults."
 * Discord: "Ok fine! But you better know what your doing."
 * Death Coffin: "Thank you."
 * Discord: "Oh. One more thing. The mangey wolf's chomping your leg again."
 * Mange was seeing chomping on Coffin's leg again as Cupid was seen face palming!
 * Death Coffin: "EEEEEEEK?! FLUTTERSHY?! THE STUPID WOLF'S DOING IT AGAIN?!"
 * Fluttershy: (Appears and stops Mange) Now, now, Rusty, you know better than that! This Alicorn has been here for only a few weeks, and you two are only my most recent adoptions.
 * Cupid: (Face-palms herself, but then Jerry appears)
 * Jerry: Hey there, baby! From around here, I don't get to meet a lot of babes except for the few bunnies and jackalopes that reside in this cottage. But you...hot momma, you look like you just hopped straight out of heaven! (Cupid smacks him) OW!
 * Fluttershy: Lady! That's not very nice, you'd better apologize to Jerry this instant! (Cupid turns and ignores her) Don't ignore me, I said THIS INSTANT! (Uses the Stare, which scares Cupid into squeaking)
 * Jerry: Look, lady, all you had to do was say 'no thank you'! I mean, tecnecally, your unsentient rabbit and tecnecally unable to talk, but as  I rabbit myself I would understood ya. Now I don't even want you anymore! (Leaves, and when he is gone, Angel suddenly appears, smiling, and walks up to Cupid, and makes noises)
 * Fluttershy: (Watching the two rabbits communicate)
 * Andre arrived.
 * Andre: "Hey Flutters. Kinda bad news. Pred Face and the terror three sisters are coming. And they brought their sheep Mushroom."
 * Fluttershy: "You mean Toadstool, but how is that bad news? I mean, outside that he still doesn't trsut outside beings well."
 * Andre: "Outside of that this time, Seniorita. You know Rusty is a lobo, yes?"
 * Fluttershy: "I, thought he was a wolf."
 * Andre: "Si, but lobo is wolf in spanich. And Toadstool is a oveja, that's sheep in spanich, yes?"
 * Fluttershy: "Well, yes."
 * Andre: "Well it's a known fact that lobos and ovejas get along as well as snakes and rats."
 * Le Rat's voice: "He has a le point!"
 * Andre: "Quiet you!"
 * Stefano the flying boa arrived.
 * Stefano: "Yes, and also, considering Rusty is still biting Mr. A'Coffin's leg, it'a might'a be a good'a idea to put Rusty where he can't hurt that sheep."
 * Fluttershy: "Oh dear. I forgot about that Wolves are known to not get along well with sheep. Discord, could you be a dear and put Rusty somewhere where he can't bother Toadstool?"
 * Discord: "Only plan on it. I place him with Louisianna."
 * Fluttershy: "Uh, Discord, Louisianna is still not getting along with Rusty, I'm not sure that's-"
 * Discord already teleported Mange to Louisanna's dog house, and loud barking and Mange's screams are heard!
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, dear...."
 * Knocking was heard.
 * Pred Judu Des's voice: "Fluttershy, myself and the girls are here for dirty."
 * Fluttershy: "Uh, it'll have to do for now. Andre, Stefano, make sure Louisanna doesn't hurt Rusty.... As bad as last time."
 * Andre: Sure thing, amigo! (They head out as Pred and the sisters come inside)
 * Pred: Hey, Fluttershy! What was all that talking I heard?
 * Axe-Rella: I think it was those creatures she's been adopting for a while, sentient and non-sentient.
 * Pred: Oh, yeah. She's been trying to hide them from us for quite a while.
 * Jerry: Well, what did you expect? You basically slaughter guys like me! I'm at least lucky Fluttershy keeps you from touching me and the others so you can remain friends.
 * Pred: (Groans) And as much as I'm tempted, I at least care for her as much as my family and those I held dear in the past. It's very crazy that you constantly have to deal with that Discord abomination after all his treachery!
 * Fluttershy: Pred, what did I say about saying mean things?
 * Chain: Oh, let me guess! 'If you can't say anything nice, then shut up!' (Woody laughs until Axe-Rella slaps her) OW!
 * Fluttershy: Actually it was 'If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all!'
 * Chain: They mean the same thing, silly!
 * Fluttershy: But you know it's inappropriate!
 * Chain: Yeah, but still!
 * Fluttershy: Well, I trust you all will behave during this visit.
 * Pred: For the sake of myself and my daughters, as well as my sympathy, I shall.
 * Sharp-Pay: But if Discord--
 * Fluttershy: No buts, Sharp-Pay! There will be no buts during this visit.
 * Chain: (Scoffs) 'Buts'! (Axe-Rella slaps her) OW!
 * Fluttershy: Okay, that's enough! Sharp-Pay, no excuses! Chain, be quiet! And Axe-Rella, stop slapping Chain!
 * Pred: So, I hear that you have some new friends living with you.
 * Fluttershy: Yes. In fact, there was two recent ones just this afternoon. A wolf and a bunny.
 * Axe-Rella: A WOLF?!? Don't you think adopting one of those things is a little...risky considering how aggressive they are?
 * Fluttershy: Well, they are similar to dogs, so it's not hard to tame them the same way. His name is Rusty, and he and Louisiana haven't been getting along lately. (A biting sound is heard, as well as a painful howl)
 * Stefano: MOMMA MIA HERE WE GO AGAIN!?
 * Andre: STOP IT, YOU TWO!! I MEAN IT!!
 * Pred:...Yeah, I can see, and hear that. You must really have your work cut out for you.
 * Fluttershy: Yes, you might say that. So, may I escort you to the table? Discord set it up himself.
 * Chain: Yeah, considering he did it when you were trying to reform him.
 * Fluttershy: Well, let's go.
 * Sharp-Pay: "Thanks for the surprisingly calm and quiet dinner, Fluttershy. Ya think this whole thing was set up for a crazy comical moment concerning that wolf and Toadstool, but we have a surprisingly normal dinner."
 * Chain: "Yeah, and the talking Skeleton pony was surprisingly nice.... If though unusally cynical to our way of life."
 * Death Coffin's sighs are heard.
 * Axe-Rella: "All I can say, good luck training that wolf. You will need it."
 * Pred Judu Des: "Good day for another time, Fluttershy."
 * The 4 left with Toadstool baaing.
 * Fluttershy: "Whew. For a moment there, I thought something wrong was gonna happen."
 * Andre and Stefano came in tied up.
 * Andre: "Uh.... Seniorita? Good news, we got Louisianna to calm down.... Bad news, we went to sleep and next thing we know, I got tied to this flying idioso."
 * Stefano: "Now we're more tied up then shagetti and a'meatballs!"
 * Andre and Le Rat's voice: "WE GET IT, YOUR ITALIAN?!"
 * Stefano: "But that's'a not the worse'a part! Lady and Rusty, they're missing!"
 * Fluttershy: "OH NO! And Twilight still wants to know where they came from! (gets Andre and Stefano untied) Andre, Stefano, gather a meeting, I'm getting Twilight!"
 * The trio seperate as Mange, all banaged up, and Cupid taking off her bow and Mange's collar are seen.
 * Cupid grabs Mange's ears and forces him to head to Rarity's home.
 * Rarity was singing "The kind of pony everypony, everypony should know" to herself as she was making a dress.
 * Sweetie Belle: "I'm surprised Photo Finish has asked you to make a new dress for her client Lady Va-Voom-Be-Ba of the Bee Planet. Photo has really got inter-universeal."
 * Rarity: "Well, it's really nothing new to her, actselly. She has been doing it for a while. Photo felt she shouldn't just limit herself to Ponies. She felt she can find, "DA MAGIKS", in other creatures as well."
 * Mange and Cupid were watching through the window.
 * Sweetie Belle: "Uh, Rarity, I have been wondering lately. Button Mash he said that his big brother told him that this guy named Frances Le Flower used to know Photo Finish."
 * Rarity stopped.
 * Rarity: "..... Alchourse..... And it's "Flour", by the way. Photo told me that Frances didn't always con people and did, unpleasent things to women for a living..... I, rather not get into details."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Oh, ok. So, I heard from Twilight that she's still worried about that weird Equil Cutie Mark making Starlight pony."
 * Rarity: "Oh I know. Twilight is still understandably concerned about that Starlight character. I do assume she had her own friendship problems, I agree. But I wouldn't call it having it resoled by causing everyone to have the same cutie mark. And on top of that, with the fact she was using the symbol of equils, I thought it meant that these ponies were all good at math."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Actselly, being good at math I think would be a Calulater Cutie Mark or a Math Book Cutie Mark. Cheerilee taught us Cutie Marks today."
 * Rarity: "But don't worry about Twilight darling. She just having anothe anxity episode."
 * Fluttershy rushed in!
 * Fluttershy: "RARITY, TWILIGHT ASKED ME TO TELL YOU TO MEET HER IN THE TREE, RUSTY AND LADY ARE MISSING!?"
 * Rarity: "You mean those mysterious wolf and bunny duo? Goodness, knowing Twilight, she is concerned about why those two were in her castle. I'll get Applejack and Pinkie Pie, you get RainbowDash! Sweetie Belle, go do your homework!"
 * Sweetie Belle: "I finished it already!"
 * Rarity: "Then play the entertainment system thingie Icky gave you on chrismas."
 * Sweetie Belle: "Ok."
 * Mange and Cupid ran off as Rarity and Fluttershy got out.
 * Mange and Cupid were hiding in leafs.
 * Starlight's voice: "Statis report, Cupid."
 * Cupid squeaks and squimmers.
 * Starlight's voice: "Good. You got out from the Fluttering mole and discovered more info about her during that dinner and covered Rarity as a side note. Good job. Now, you need to find the Rainbow Gay Pride parade."
 * Mange gave a confused grunt.
 * Starlight's voice: "(Annoyed) NO MANGE, I MEANT THE ONE CALLED RAINBOW DASH?! She shouldn't be too far, and-"
 * BOOOM?!
 * Mange and Cupid heard that, came out of the pile and saw a avalance of snow coming from Cloudsdale.
 * Mange and Cupid screamed!
 * BLAM?!
 * Mange and Cupid are turned into a "Snow Wolf" and "Snow Bunny".
 * Starlight's voice: "Ugh.... As soon as you two recover from hypofirmia, spy on the Rainbow pony."
 * Scootaloo: "So Rainbow Dash. Your gonna be fine with Tank hybernating?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "I long made peace with it, Scoots."
 * Scootaloo: "Speaking of that, has Twilight made peace with the deal with Starlight?"
 * Mange and Cupid took advantage of their snow bunny and snow wolf gags to over-hear the conversation.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Uh, kinda not. She still doesn't feel hot about the fact we didn't exactly brought some sense into that crazy horse!"
 * Growls are heard!
 * Scootaloo: "Uh, did you hear growling?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Must be hybernating growlites. Nasty vermin. We better move on."
 * As Rainbow Dash and Scootaloo head on, Cupid and Mange in their disguise kept pace.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Anyway, I'm sure some sense gets into Trixie number 3 soon enough."
 * Scootaloo: "I thought her name was Starlight."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah, but they're all asentually Trixies. Trixie number 1 was, well, the original Trixie. She inadvertingly caused Snips and Snails bring a Ursa Minor into ponyville, and kinda turned into a total witch with that Alicorn Amulet.... TWICE! The second time, involving that Latifier do-ooohhhhhh, Butthead! Then we have Trixie number 2, Sunset Shimmer. Former Student of the big shot alicorn Celestia, turned sour cause fo a magical mirror that takes you to a human world."
 * Scootaloo gives a "Are you serious?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Yeah I know, that sounds stupid, just roll with it. Anyway, Sunset stolen Twilight's crown and tried to become all powerful. I think Twilight has an emotional connection with Sunset, because she was a co-star in Twilight's fanfiction with a warlord magical orc that's an obvious clone of the main bad guy from the move "Epic", and she became a powerful evil Alicorn Queen in an alternate reality caused by what I called, Centaur Trixie. AKA, Clare Buckington. And now, We have Trixie Number 3: Starlight Glimmer. I bet Skipper would call her out as a communist!"
 * Scootaloo: "Uh, you mean, Cutie Mark Communisum, not just Coomunisum in general, cause she didn't treated with Twilight at first with disrespect, cause Cheerilee taught us that Communisum was invented to eliminate the classes and bring equil work and money to the people, but got corrupted by higher powers turning corrupt themselves and grown a controverseal cause it's tecnecally anti-capitalisum. Where Cutie Mark Communisum has existed during the early days of the Luna's Banishment era delfulted and created by the hippogriff Czar Beak-Buck trying to end a discrimination issue between ponies and the hippogriffs at the time by creating equilisation cutie marks. There's even claims that it shares a simular philosify of an alien religen called "Kemoisum" cause both pholosifies were against free-will if it's misused."
 * Rainbow Dash's jaw dropped.
 * Rainbow Dash: "..... Girl, you actselly paid attention is shcool?"
 * Scootaloo: "Hey I may be a Scooter jocky, but I'm not an idiot. My still not shown yet parents want me to be elagable for collage, so I wouldn't let them down."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Your parents aren't still canon yet? Just what is with Hasbro already!"
 * Scootaloo: "(Groans), I know, right."

Epilogue
To be continued...