Deadskool

Discord has ended up getting a rather rough visit from Grand Vizier Stiff-Lips who had heard about his little stunt in "A matter of Principals", Tampering with the Cutie Map, Screwing Around with the School, causing a random pony to be trapped in sub-zero gravity that had to have the Lougers involved in helping that pony, momentarly freeing one of the Bug-Animals from Tartarus that Bon Bon recaptured, and above all endangering and/or harrassing the students, Stiff-Lips was not afraid to be very scornful of Discord! With his highest degree of powers, he sentenced Discord to not only an extended sentence, but he also sentences Discord to become a student of the Friendship School until he becomes a friend to all the students, of which Discord protests cause not only is he beyond too old for the school, but is already learning friendship without it, but Stiff-Lips proved to be a firm fucker and cursed Discord into being a child again so it would be more "Thematicly Approbeate" for Discord's attendence, as Stiff-Lips leaves statisfived of what he had done. Thus, a younger discord broke into crying that gotten the students sympathy, and understanding that Discord isn't entirely a dick. Thus, while The Main 6 go off to confront Stiff-Lips and convince Discord's parents to beg for a more lenient punishment (That also disincludes the School for obvious reasons), Starlight is left encharged again as the shcool is fully sheduled for a simulated friendship problem the students will need to learn to fix, this time with the inter-racial staff helping since they were taken to an intergalatic fieldtrip with Professor Buzzord that had Shore, Skyceria, Quartz, Gaster and the Clone 6 taken to learn about space and alien cultures. Even with some hesitation, the students aim to give Discord another chance after how roughly Stiff-Lips treated him. But things take for the turn of the crazier when Deadpool shows up and basicly wants to be apart of the school! It turned out to no ones surprise that he tattled on Discord about what happened because this is CLEARLY gonna be Deadpool's turn in having his crazy touch into the school, of which Starlight, Spike and the non-pony teachers wisely refused his partaking, espeically when he started to do stupid things in alou to Discord's shenanigans, along with his own stupid actions like breaking out prisoners from Prison 42, Oranos and Tri-Cornkatraz for the sake of having them as practice dummies, of which lead to Deadpool to really cause some trouble. Then Deadpool starts distrupting classes like Discord, but then things get serious when come gym when he unleashes an Indoraptor onto the students that almost got them hurt had it not been for Starlight's intervention, of which Starlight angerly blasted Deadpool into pieces, which she had to ensure the students that Deadpool is pretty much unkillable. But on the time where it is time for the fixing of Simulated Friendship Problems, Deadpool comes back and tampers with Professor Buzzord's machine and has it that some of the Lougers' roughest monsters, Jigglodon, The Mutanted Old Skeetrazoid Queen Jerrinna, Goliath, The Cybersaurs, Qui's Plunderweeds, Celery Salad and her Vampony army, Lamistan, Heartless The Night Fury Under Kingdom Hearts Corruption, Jun-Galax-Tai-Ma-Rek, Zarfmir, The Equestrian Heartless, Dark Shen, Freddy Fried Khicken, Bertha and the Worms, The Corrupted Great Horror Oak, The Corrupted Devourus, The Bug-Animals, Krytonia's Xenon Clones, Overlord Strangle, The Savaged Mutants from The Uniter Chosen, Master Equinox, Lord Corruptus, Mothlock, Magmatacus, Healthy-Lunche, Mane-Feather in His Monster Form and Geoatoa, The Monsters from Draconequui Wonderland, Segrego Tempestuous's Rage Form, and pretty much every-video-game-bossifived villain from Vi-Tor Gets Real and the Monsters from the Pixel Wasteland. Not only does Starlight need to stop this, but she also needs some extra help from the Shell Louge Squad who were just managed to rescue the zero-gravity pony mascot and now arrive to see an onslought of their toughest monsters let loose onto the students done so by an envious Deadpool. How will this play out?

Deadpool Goes Too Far

 * Starlight: WHAT THE HECK, DEADPOOL!!!!! WHERE'D YOU EVEN GET A HYBRID DINOSAUR?!?
 * Deadpool: It's called the magic satchel, babe. Also, for the dino spefificly, I got it from the Jurrassic World Game that's basicly almost Jurrassic Park Genesis 2.0., but still needed work done.
 * Silverstream: Oh! That sounds like a great gift for Aunt Novo! Know where I can get one?
 * Gallus: "DANG IT, YOUR NORMALLY SMARTER THEN THIS?!"
 * Silverstream: "I can easily lose sight of things when I'm scared, let me cope?!"
 * Deadpool: Wel,l it's just common to me-
 * Silverstream: THAT WAS RHETORICAL ANYWAY, YOU RECKLESS RED PSYCHOPATH!!!!
 * Sandbar: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? YOU SENT A GIANT HYBRID DINOSAUR AT US?!?
 * Deadpool: Well, at least be glad I didn't send the I-Rex at you. Trust me, Indomimus DOESN'T fuck around! Ugh, it's creators are morons. When will they learn to STOP breeding dinosaurs after their park plans fell twice? Now they're practically in a Mesozoic-Cenozoic War because their world is invaded by dinos. I'm glad that in my world they're segregated on one land.
 * Daylight: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT!!!!!! WHY'D YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?!? THIS FRIENDSHIP SIMULATION WAS ABOUT TO GO WELL UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!! YOU'RE A WORSE HARBINGER OF CHAOS THAN DISCORD!!
 * Deadpool: Hey, we were having fun.
 * Everyone: FUN?!?
 * Gallus: (Scoffs) ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO YOURSELF?!? EVERYTHING YOU DID TO THIS SCHOOL IS FUN?!?
 * Deadpool: Look who you're asking that to, kid. I mean, have you even SEEN my comics, or, ya know, my two movies?!
 * Gallus:...... You're right. What were we expecting? You endanger people every day and that's all you do to entertain yourself to the detriment of everyone around you.
 * Deadpool: That's not true. I help save the day and watch your shows a lot.
 * Young Discord: Yeah, then tear it up however you want. You really are worse than me. You show up and tear up the school and do whatever you want and you're completely OBLIVIOUS about it!!
 * Students: FUNNY, WE CAN WEIRDLY RELATE!!!!
 * Discord: I KNOW, THE IRONY IS PAINFUL, NO NEED TO BUST MY BALLS THAT CAN ONLY BE VISIBLE IN IMAGERY YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE!!! BUT YOU?!? YOU'RE WORSE!!!! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!
 * Deadpool: My problem? MY, PROBLEM?!? Well, to quote your mixmatched butthole, how is the fact that YOU stole my chance to blow off some steam after a rigorous alien bounty and pretty much killed off Professor Buzzord's old orc enemies that harhass his giant hermit crab friend with my favorite pink friend with your INTOLERABLE INABILITY TO GET OVER THE FACT THAT NOBODY ON THIS GIRLY WORLD WANTS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR GUTS, AND FORCE ME TO GET HIM PUNISHED BY TELLING THAT STIFF-LIPS GUY ABOUT IT TO GET MY TIME WITH HER BACK, NOT MY PROBLEM?!? (Covers his mouth apawn realising what he said fully)......
 * Young Discord:...... (He did this as he engulfs in green flames)
 * Young Discord: (Grabbing Deadpool) YOU TOLD STIFF-LIPS ABOUT THIS?!?!?
 * Deadpool: FORGET YOU HEARD THAT!!!
 * Young Discord: No. And don't try to erase it from the script, I can break the fourth wall too, even WITHOUT MY CHOAS MAGIC THANKS TO THIS SPELL?! UUUUUUURRRRRGGGGHHHH, WHY AM I EVEN SURPRISED?! YOU SHOW UP AFTER MY TRIAL AND TURN THE SCHOOL UPSIDE-DOWN!! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN!!!!
 * Starlight: HOW COULD YOU?!
 * Deadpool: Oh don't be too surprised, you should've seen it coming. He deserves it for ruining my chance to be with a friend.
 * Starlight: YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME WITH PINKIE, HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT?!
 * Deadpool: I never spend an adventure's worth of time with her, especially since the school opened. I always felt left out. I'm sure that's something Discord and YOU can understand, Miss I-Wanna-Destroy-Butt-Tattoos-And-The-UUniverses-Because-I-Lost-A-Friend!
 * Students: Oooooooh!
 * Starlight:... I can take it well enough when Discord brought up my past in vain, but coming from the mouth of a psychotic and vengeful menace like YOU?!?... (Got angry and got the worst case of red anger clouds that were channeled into another banishment Kamehameha which was red and contained demonic Starlights)..........
 * Gallus: "..... King Grover's Wingspan, Starlight, he was a dick, but ya didn't had to nuke him?!"
 * Starlight: "Don't worry, don't worry.... One, he can regeneration, so it's not like he can actselly die. Two, it's a stronger verson of the same spell I used on Discord, only it'll garrentie that his spirit can't come back to us either..... Metaphysiclly, at least."
 * Young Discord: "(Sighs)..... I feel like Deadpool's shenanigans is my fault too. I was the one that incomvinced his Pinkie Pie time over my stunts afterall."
 * Skyceria: "Well, erm, it's not to say that it's inaccreate to say that, but-"
 * Quartz: "What she meant to say was, look, it's not your fault, Deadpool's just making the same mistakes you did. Lashing out because of feeling left-out."
 * Kid Discord: "But at least the stunts I pulled were harmless..... Minus, the Bugbear. Alot of his tomfoolery ALL had a risk of serious harm!"
 * Gallus: "Well, honestly, for what it's worth, at least your craziness made things, interesting, to say the least. And, hey, you kinda made that scavinger hunt more exciting by having suits of armor and paintings go on rampages while stairs become quicksand! Your at least good for an addrendlene rush or a good laugh. That Deadpool Guy? Well, it's no wonder why the Lougers still have mixed feelings with his ass!"

The Lodgers Get Mad
French Narrator: One Hesitant Explanation Later...
 * Mr. Krabs: (Did the 'YOU DID WHAT?!' bit from before)... YOU GOT DISCORD IN TROUBLE?!?
 * Deadpool: "Duh-duh-duh-duh?!...... OKAY FINE, I DID?! But, at least know it only happened because I was provoked into it because his tomfoolery cut into my Pinkie Pie time, and I was looking forword to that after I basicly prevented Celestia from having to deal with a date-rape alien?!"
 * Lord Shen: ".... Okay, admitingly, good on you for THAT much, BUT THAT'S STILL BESIDES THE POINT, IDIOT?!"

The 'pool's no fool! XP (For the Epilogue)

 * Deadpool: GOD DAMN IT, I'M SICK OF YOU TWO FORESHADOWING SHIT! I mean I love Equestria, but it's so obvious that Cozy bitch is gonna play a big part in Neighsay's return in the finale! Please tell me you'll send me a video of that episode so I'll gladly see it, just to apologize for the fact that you'll make this dick-demon non-canon! I-
 * MSM: (He flashes the spoiler neuralyzer at him)... Dude, you need to go.
 * Deadpool:... Let me guess, there's a large-breasted naked woman on Paradisa who runs a nudist colony and claims to be my biggest fan?
 * MSM: Wh-- yeah.
 * Deadpool: FUCK YOU, BUDDY! I AIN'T FALLIN' FOR THE SAME TRICK TWICE! Large-breasted naked fan lady, my ass! I'm smarter than you think!
 * WB Deadpool: I'm proud of you, Wade. (Deadpool storms out)
 * Scroopfan: "Oh, that's too bad..... Because she was a THREE-Breasted naked fan of yours."
 * Deadpool stopped to that.....
 * WB Deadpool: "...... Wilson, no! Remember what happened last time! (Deadpool Charged out for it)!..... AW, DAMN IT?!"
 * YB Deadpool: Hey, who knows? Maybe they were actually serious!
 * WB Deadpool: Still, you'd think he'd learned his lesson, after the epilogue of our little visit.

Transcript
Theme Song (Teamheadkick- Deadpool Rap)

Chapter 1: Stiff-Lips Returns/Discord's Crazy Sentence
The Badlands Bar, the same one from Friendship School Masterful, Sometime during the events of A Matter of Principals After Orc Boss' piece, Deadpool Started to sing this song as he and the female Bounty Hunters started to kill off Stabface's remaining gang, as the false Gang Member got reveiled as a Chufhulu-Like Squid-Bug alien, to Stabface's shock as he gotten another stab in the face by deadpool which Started the fight. Outside Bar Kill-Claimer Base. Deadpool's ship. Present Day
 * Stabface was seen drowning his sorrows away in beer as his gang comferted him.
 * Troll Bartender: "Still feeling down about how yous was defeated in that Segrego mess?"
 * Stabface: "Whadda think, barkeep? I lost out on that great skuller once again! I'm a washout as a Skuller Crab hunter."
 * Troll Bartender: "Welp, guess it be time for a new career, I reckon."
 * Stabface: "I lost a good chunk of orcs in that fight. Even my LT Tack-Eye was lost. Grim-Nor would be embarrised of me."
 * Stabface's Gang Member 1: "He would probuly also kill you for failure."
 * Stabface: "(Sarcasticly) Thanks for the reminder, Kreeko! Ugh.... At least I avoided an additional stab in the face this time."
 * ???: "BOO-YAH?! (Suddenly, the bar door was kicked so hard, it was sent flying as it slammed right into a Goblin exiler and comedically squished him!)...."
 * Goblin Exile: "..... Owch."
 * The Exiles look to see Deadpool, showing up with some stern female alien bounty hunters, one the same spieces as Jarcoona armed with a mini-Intensifer, another a female member of the Predator race, a Tangean female, a female Balcoran and a female of Gantu's spieces that seems particularly close to the Bacoran, and finally, a familer female Lombax in her armor.
 * Deadpool: ".... S'up, future deathcount numbers.... Name's Deadpool..... And these are my lady friends from a Bounty Hunter Guild I'm TOTALLY gonna end up joining, called The Kill-Claimers! Basically, Alien X-Force, motherf*****s. And this is pretty much my evaluation ceramony.... See, I'm after the bounty of a netourious alien rapist that is known to f*** up the prettiest of the pretty, and, if I'm correct, he's TOTALLY here to pretty much to try and rape Celestia's hot horse ass! I'm TOTALLY going to save Lord Shen the trouble of wasting his smug butthole!"
 * One of Stabface's Gang Members had a concerned face and started to sweat.....
 * The Same Orc Boss got up annoyed by this.
 * Orc Boss: "Oh is that right, huh? And what the freaking hell makes ya think that alien would be here among us?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, see, he's kinda a shapeshifter, and, he does this by eating the guy he takes the form off. And I thought symbiotes were bad, or according to some of the aliens I met, Klyntars, but bleh, potato pototo, I technically gave birth to Venom AND Carnage, so they should've been thanking me back when I was with the Villain League. I'm still calling those body-snatchers symbiotes."
 * Familier Lombax: "Hey, try not to joke about that, races were victimised by those creatures."
 * Deadpool: "Well, tecnecally, the corrupted ones anyway, Symbiotes are actselly benvolent and misunderstood well intentioners. It's just they end up picking the wrong guys for the job because they inherit their hosts' traits and personality, and according to the recent Death Battle where Carnage got his literal bloody ass handed to him by a girl I wouldn't want to date even if she wasn't a minor, they were meant to be weapons against the Celestials."
 * The Nervious Gang Member tries to quietly escape as he droned on.
 * Orc Boss: "Well, I think we'd all know if we have an alien like THAT in our midst, ya gold-nosers! So why don't you chase something else?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well, ya see.... The guy's worth half a galaxy of a fortune. (The Gang Member got even more nervous) And, the Guild.... They really wanna claim his ass."
 * Orc Boss: "WELL IF YOUR SO F*****G CONFIDENT ABOUT THAT, THEN PROVE IT?!"
 * Deadpool: "Buddy, that's what the Predator's for. Yamjiri, if you may?"
 * Yamjiri, the female predator, in her infrared vision, uses the mask to scan the area, and looks at the nervious gang Member's direction as the mask used a vision to look past the Gang Member's form as an extremely otherworldly alien.
 * Yamjiri growled and readied wreist blades!
 * Deadpool: "UP!? THERE IT IS! That's our boy! Now, if we will ladies?"
 * Stabface: "HOLD IT?! (He and his gang get up) I don't know what this is about, but your not hurting Samson without a fight?! I already lost alot of Grim-Nor's proud warriors as it is, I refuse to lose more?!"
 * Deadpool: "..... Buddy..... I don't think you understand, who the f*** I am....."
 * Orc Boss: "Oh, he may not, but I do well enough."
 * Music was heard.
 * Deadpool: "Oh, is that a musical cue?"
 * Stabface: "..... SAMSON?! WHAT, THE F***?!"
 * Exposed Alien: "STABFACE, PLEASE?! I ONLY DESIRED TO OBTAIN THE VIRGINITY OF A GOD SO I CAN FORFILL MY PEOPLE'S DREAM OF HAVING SEX WITH THE PUREST CREATURE OF THE UNIVERSE?!"
 * Lombax (Introduced in-song as Angela Cross): "Well thing is, asshole, a lot of princesses and high socity daughters ended up gotten raped by you! Care to explain that?!"
 * Exposed Alien: ".... I, was trying to find the perfect Princess. Then, I discovered about a god equine named Celestia, and, she was perfect! I must make her mine!"
 * Deadpool: "Sorry buddy, but, she already has her eye on an albino peacock with a degree of swords and how to f*** you up with them."
 * Exposed Alien: ".... OKAY, CAN SOMEONE NOT A CRAZY MADMAN EXPLAIN WHAT HE MEANT BY THAT?!"
 * Angela: "He means that Celestia, belongs to someone else, Jiglalalbozaomakckop!"
 * Deadpool: "...... Can I just call him Jiggy?"
 * Jiggy: "YOU WILL NOT STOP ME?! CELESTIA WILL BE MINE?! MINE, DO YOU HEAR ME-"
 * The Bounty Hunters and Deadpool shot up Jiggy into a bloodly pile of nothing!
 * Orc Boss: "...... UGH, MY BAR?! NOW THERE'S MORE DEAD BODIES THEN WE USUALLY GET IN HERE?! OKAY, YOU ASSHOLES GOT YOUR ALIEN, NOW GET THE F*** OUT?!"
 * Tangean (Introduced in-song as Phaedra): There's not exactly a reason to stick around anyway.
 * Deadpool: Unless you have a particular nutjob you want wiped off the face of Equestria.
 * Orc Boss: (They threw Deadpool and the 'alien X-Force' out comically) AND STAY OUT!!!!!
 * Deadpool: WELL THAT'S A FINE THANKS FOR DEALING WITH JIGGY!!! Also, it's weird we were able to handle Stabface's gang fine, yet the Orc Boss was the one who was able gave us shit and kick us out of his questably legal establishment in the middle of f*****g nowhere!
 * Jarcoona-Like Female (Introduced in-song as Jyotsna): Well, we did caused quite a scene, DP. Also, it's clear he had the help of some well armored and protected Giant Bodyguards. Even Yamjiri wasn't able to get a good shot on them.
 * Angela: Be grateful we didn't wind up like your sequel X-Force minus Domino-
 * Deadpool: WHOOOOOOA, SPOILER ALERT, BABE!!!!
 * Angela: Okay, look, let's get one thing straight... You can flirt with me and try to grab by butt as you might... But do NOT-
 * Deadpool: Hey, let's not quote that Casablanca-ripoff called Barb Wire and agree to take your word for it.
 * Angela: Well sorry. Since Max Apogee saved me from Emperor Tachyon, I've had to leave my home sector for some time. I've been looking for Ratchet and Clank for an extremely long time to try and see what they knew about this crap so I can go back to working for Megacorp.
 * Phaedra: Yeah and your mind is WAY too chaotic for me to read with my ghosting powers.
 * Deadpool: Come on, babe, you know you love ghosting inside me.
 * Phaedra: Correction, YOU like me ghosting in you. You may've saved me from that Tangean Grounder rapist, but you're more of a rapist than him.
 * (YB Deadpool): Oh, we just got owned.
 * Jyotsna: So, we're not exactly wanted here. We got our target, let's turn him in.
 * Balcaron female: "(Reveiled as Jormoonus) Well, at least.... (Brings up the surprisingly barely alive Jiggy as his limbs were destroyed from the shoot down).... What's left of him."
 * Gantu's Spieces Female: "(Reviled as Corrtee) Aw, don't worry. It's been said his people can regenerate."
 * Jyotsna: "Basicly like you Deadpool, but thankfully, not as overly quick."
 * Deadpool: "So, does this mean I'm a shoe-in for the Kill Claimers now?"
 * Jormoonus: "Well, in one hand, you did well in capturing Jig, but.... Ya pretty much did it in a way, not exactly unexpected of you. You, may still be on trail mode here. But, we promsie that this is a step in the right direction."
 * Deadpool: "..... Ehh, that's fair. At least I'm still on my way."
 * The group proceeded to leave, as Stabface looked at them out the window....
 * Stabface: "..... (Angerly) They, killed, my, remaining orcs?! I, will make them pay- (Suddenly got sniped in the head by Deadpool who quickly drumaticly posed firing that gun right into Stabface's wound, which finally ended him)...."
 * Angela: ".... Let me guess.... You figured that Stabface would threaten revenge for killing his gang and would've become a major threat?"
 * Deadpool: "Well, that, and I just realised he has his own many bounties from the Orclands in Equestria. May as well claim them too while I'm here."
 * Phaedra: ".... Admitingly, a good call."
 * The group resumed leaving.
 * A Leader Alien, a male of Grand Councilwoman's Spieces, was seen looking impressed with the captured Jig that has recovered most of his limbs at this point.
 * Leader: "..... Well, Wade Wilson, "Deadpool", Of Marvel Earth, you had proven yourself quite a fit for the Kill-Claimers. Granted, given your, unsurprising lack of Subtilty, your membership is still on a trail status, so, your not a member offictally yet, but I assure you, Jig's capture is a step of the correct direction for you. The Kill Claimers are a powerful Universe-Wide Bounty Hunter Group that processes the most exceptional of races from the cosmos! You have eased, some doubts from me about you. You have earned the near-blessings of I, the Deathcounter."
 * ???: "Tch. Beginners luck."
 * A scared up veteran bounty hunter member of Scroop's race showed up.
 * Bounty Hunter: "But yer still far from trust worthy in my eyes, former leage lapdog."
 * Deadpool: "Well hello to you two, NOT Scroop."
 * Bounty Hunter: "DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT EMBARRISMENT TO MY SPIECES IN FRONT OF ME, HUMAN?! My people do not enjoy a good reputation thanks to him being with that demon cult?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well, tecnecally, that stuff about them being demon worshippers is just a High Council created lie to discourage un-allied villains from instintly palling up with them."
 * Bounty Hunter: "Alchourse you would know that, considering you were with them at some point."
 * Deadpool: "Aw gees, come on, S'karon, don't we all have questionable phases in our lives? We are Bounty Hunters, right?"
 * S'karon: ".... Now, I am not pretending that we're all saints here, but there are extremes even I have to question. Espeically if you used to be a gun for the likes of the Leage?!"
 * Deadpool: "Aw, come now buddy, are you just upset that you weren't invited to Jiggy's capture?"
 * S'karon: "I'm no stranger to missing out on captures of the galaxy cycle. It's more like that you of all people were given THAT honor to capture that embarrisment to his peaceful DNA-sharing people?!"
 * Deathcounter: "Calm yourself, S'karon. You can't deny that, crude as he is, he can be surprisingly effective. And besides, it's obvious that he lost interest for the Leage long ago. Now his interactions with them are limited to.... Shrude Pranks."
 * S'karon: "(Groans).... Understood, Deathcounter. But I still maintain my doubts. (Leaves)...."
 * Deadpool: ".... So, what do we do with Jiggy now? I'm pretty sure that as Bounty Hunters, we kinda have a mixed reputation with galactic governments?"
 * Deathcounter: "Oh, don't worry about that. I have a few insiders in the likes of the Galactic Federaton that'll be more then happy to make, a disclosed transaction with Jig for his bounty of nearly a fortune half of the Universes. They're good at, keeping closed doors about the details of a criminal's capture. Your checks will arrived in your ship inventory when the transaction is done."
 * Deadpool: "Sweet. In the meantime though, I'm off to claim that orc bounty for Stabface. Lates! (Leaves)....."
 * Angela: ".... He, looks like he's going to take ALOT to get used to."
 * The other group members but Yamjiri: "Understatement of the entire cosmos."
 * Deathcounter: "Oh most indeed. He really does exceed his reputation of being.... Quite an unusual one."
 * (WB Deadpool): "Well, we may still be on trial mode with the Kill Claimers, but at least we're a step in the right direction with them."
 * (YB Deadpool): "It just feels so nice to be around people that understand ya, ya know?"
 * (WB Deadpool): "In terms with being able to kick ass in ways as please anyway."
 * Computer voice: "Incoming message from "Pinkie Pie"."
 * Deadpool: "Ohhh, my forth wall breaking gal-pal!"
 * (Pinkie): Hey, DP, how's it going? I'm sorry to say that we can't hang out now because me and my friends have to go to another friendship mission. So, we'll reschedule later. Call you back soon, BYYYYYYYE! (The message ends)
 * Deadpool: Aw, crap in the toilet.
 * (WB Deadpool): Well that's disappointing.
 * Deadpool: Tell me about it. I always feel like she's never around. If only there was a way to spend more time with her.
 * Computer Voice: Incoming NEW message from "Pinkie Pie".
 * Deadpool: Another?
 * (Pinkie Pie): (Chuckles) Hey, DP, me again. Now, if you gotten my earlier message now, it's likely because message connecting in space is still abusmally new to Equestria, so, sorry if you got abit confused there. You're going to laugh, but... The mission was just Discord wanting to be included in our school activity. We almost got killed by crazy wyrms and, I did have some fun.... But, we MAY still have to reshedgule, because, Twilight may not be itching to go though more craziness after that. We may not see each other for a while. Sorry. But we'll see eachother again. Pinkie Promise. (Message ends)
 * Deadpool:......
 * (YB Deadpool): Well extra crap in the toilet.
 * (WB Deadpool): That's unfortunate. But a simple incident ruining another meeting wouldn't hurt in the long run-
 * Deadpool: Boys, I found a more serious reason to go to Equestria outsuide of collecting that Orc Bounty! After we claim the bounty, we're going to have the fun we needed for months! I'm not letting this little circumstance ruin our time with Pinkie. Nobody screws over Deadpool. NOT EVEN DISCORD!!! (The ship went into hyperspace)
 * The School of Friendship was seen.
 * Twilight and friends were seen over-seeing the students lining up for a roll-call.
 * As Twilight started the roll-call, Fluttershy quietly sighed.
 * Rarity: ".... (Quietly) Still sadden by Discord's parculiler absince?"
 * Fluttershy: ".... (Quietly) Yes. Apart from when he agreed to deal with O'Hardknocks' report, he seemed particually absint alot. He's not even in his dimention place, nevermind my place."
 * Rarity: "(Quietly) Well I'm sure it's likely cause he knows we want our space from him after his little stunts. We're no strangers to Discord being absint after a stunt from him."
 * Fluttershy: "(Quietly) Well, this time, this one feels... Longer then normal. He usually comes back some weeks after the fact. I should've already heard the sound of Death Coffin and Jerry being disgruntled by now. Something, very concerning is happening. And after this roll-call, we need to figure out what-"
 * Discord was heard screaming in panic!
 * Twilight: "(Heard that) WHAT THE-"
 * Discord quickly slammed the doors open that sent the Main 7 crashing into the students with a bowling pin scatter sound!
 * Gaster: "GOW, SETA DAMN IT?!"
 * Discord: "HE'S AFTER ME?! HE'S AFTER ME?! (Closes the door and starts crazily boarding it up magically and cartoonishly, and pushed various school items to block it off as additional barracade as the Factily and the Students look with confusion, as does the Main 7.) HE'S AFTER ME?!"
 * Gallus: ".... Aw great. What does this yuts want now?"
 * Rainbow Dash: ".... Yo Discord, what's eating ya?"
 * A Pig Monster was seen eating bits and pieces of Discord.
 * Discord: ".... Oh, that's my fear and anxity taking the physical form of a Hog-Beast eating me up. (Slaps the beast as it explouds into confetti) BECAUSE I AM IN A REAL PANIC?!"
 * Shore: "And why's that?"
 * Sandbar: "Duh, Shore Sweetie, I know you didn't exactly saw what Discord did to us because you, Skyceria, Gaster and Quartz got to go on a call intergalactic fieldtrip with Professor Buzzord and the other facilty members, but, please don't ask."
 * Shore: "He looks legitamently concerned. It wouldn't hurt to show empathy to him."
 * Smolder/Gallus: "Famous last words."
 * Shore: "OH COME ON, HE WASN'T THAT BAD, WAS HE?!"
 * Yona: "Ya do realised that I almost died, right?"
 * Discord: "FYI, If it wasn't for Starlight, I would've just as much kept that Bugbear from turning you into a Yak Steak!"
 * Yona: "Still wasn't one of my best exspeariences of this school, along side when you had Iron Will as a subsitude teacher!"
 * Gallus: "Or that of that Jackass."
 * Pinkie: "Hey, be nice to Cranky, he was suppose to go on a sky crusie Iron Will was going to offer with Matilda until Discord made the BOTH of them be teachers!"
 * Smolder: "AND I'M STILL PISSED ABOUT THAT DRAGON SNEESE TREE CRAP?!..... Even though Entropy did do something cool with those trees and taught us how to cure reactions."
 * Discord: "Oh at least be glad I didn't went with the alternate opition of having subsitude number three be a Parasite Oak or a bouquet of Poison and/or Killer Jokes! That would've been something even my brother Mayhem would think would be too much."
 * Smolder: "..... Fair point."
 * Yakhalla: "But in all seriousness, Discord, what has you so frighten that you would board-up and then crowd our doors with the various items of the school?"
 * Discord: "Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllll........ Remember the afformention day I desided to mess around with the school for abit?"
 * Starlight: "(Deadpan) I remembered it as one of the worse exspeariences I went through since Sunny turned on me."
 * Discord: "OH, OH YOU JUST, (Suddenly in Elsa's dress) (In Elza's Voice) LET IT GO, LET IT GOOOO! (Back to normal) ALREADY?! I thought you were over it!"
 * Starlight: "Well, I was still hurt to have a terrorable exspearience with a world saving buddy! It was about as bad as when me and Trixie tried to do a Tour in Saddle Arabia! What's next, am I gonna have it bad with Thorax?"
 * Discord: "You tecnecally already did when you tried to plot getting Pharynx exiled."
 * Starlight: "...... Wiseass."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Mind Starlight, she's not as used to your crazy s***-tricks as we are."
 * Twilight: "AHEM! If we're done being side-tracked, care to elaberate what you mean by that event?"
 * Discord: "Well, just my luck, dispite my efferts to keep this VERY quiet, Stiff-Lips ended up hearing about that event now and is after me now!"
 * Twilight: "(Sarcasticly) Well gee, it's as if he was concerned about that- (Sternfully) YOU CAUSED SERIOUS TROUBLE?!"
 * Applejack: "Well I'm only surprsied he didn't learned about it sooner. I mean, ya'll did messed with the Map and had us attacked by worm beasts,"
 * Rarity: "While you drove the students and Starlight batty with your antics, and the afforemention ill-picked teachers in Iron Will, Cranky, AND A PLANT DESIGNED TO AGGITATE FIRE BREATHERS OF ALL THINGS?!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "And when you were told to scram, you desided to disrupt classes, and then to freed the Bugbear from Tartarus to chase after the students and almost got Yona into becoming Yak Burgers, even IF you weren't really gonna let that happened!"
 * Pinkie: "You even got alittle too mean to Starlight for acting like how Twilight would've handled you and now how she should've handled you and you became back again as a tecnecal ghost and haunted the school! AND RUINED TWILIGHT'S SCAVINGER HUNT?!"
 * Pony Student 1: "Actselly, that part wasn't actselly so bad. At least things going crazy didn't tried to kill us like the Bugbear would've, just, scared us."
 * Twilight: "WELL THERE IS STILL THE MATTER THAT YOU DID ALL THAT, JUST BECAUSE-"
 * Fluttershy: "AHEM!.... To be fair girls..... We didn't exactly had Discord felt like he was included in having this school. Remember that he also over-reacted to when I was starting to hang out with Treehugger and Spike and Big Mac made him feel unhappy with their guys night. We have to remember that he's still learning."
 * Starlight: "..... (Sighs).... Your right, Fluttershy. Perhaps that if we had Discord more to do with the School, that event wouldn't've happened."
 * Rainbow Dash: "To be fair, we didn't think he would've been interested. We figured the school would've ended up boring you anyway."
 * Discord: "Well it's the principal that you thought about me is what I would've liked, honestly. I just liked to be considered into factors."
 * Twilight: ".... And admitingly, we should've.... That being said, it's obvious that you need to deal with Stiff-Lips personally and take your due medicine, Discord."
 * Discord: "THAT'S THE PROBLEM!!! He wants to do something worse then the mundane incrising of my sentence! He felt that what I did was too BAD for just THAT!!"
 * Barktrot: "And what in the world could potaintionally worse then seeing your community service being incrised abit?"
 * Discord: "With Stiff-Lips, IT COULD BE ANYTHING?! Me becoming a servent to him for 7000 years! Counting EVERY grain of sand, IN ALL BEACHES, DESERTS AND OCEAN BOTTOMS OF THE WORLD?! CLEANING UP THE CHOAS STABLES?! GIVING IRK A SPONGEBATH?! OR WORSE?!"
 * Ocellus: "(Gets scared for Discord) WHAT COULD BE WORSE THEN THAT?!"
 * Discord: "(Drumaticly emotionless) Giftshop Duty."

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 * Stiff-Lips: "...... I think these pictures speak for themselves."
 * Discord: "HOW DID YOU GET THOSE PICTURES!?"
 * Stiff-Lips: "We're magical mixed-matched creatrues created by dimentional chaotic beings..... You REALLY want to asked an already answered question?"
 * Discord: "..... Look, Stiff, I promised you, I learned my lesson from it."
 * Stiff-Lips: "WELL PREPARE TO LEARN IT EVEN HARDER?! I sentenced you, on top of an extended community service sentence, TO BECOME A STUDENT OF THE SCHOOL OF FRIENDSHIP, UNTIL YOU BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL CURRENT AND NEW STUDENTS?! (Everyone gasped)?!"
 * Discord: "WHAT?! THAT'S REDICULIOUS?! I'M ALREADY LEARNING FRIENDSHIP EVEN BEFORE THE SCHOOL WAS EVEN PITCHED AS AN IDEA FOR THE SHOW BY HASBRO?! MOI, GOING THERE!? THAT WOULD BE REDUNDENT?! Also, I am WAY too old, even with the Ageless policy in mine!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "Then let's make you more... Thematicly Approbetate. (His Judge Hammer gets extremely big)......"
 * Discord: "..... Oh, poo- (Gets slammed by the giant Judge Hammer as a flashed occured!
 * After awhile, the flash subceeded, as everyone looks in shock to see that Discord was turned back into a young kid!
 * Kid Discord: "....... WHAT THE HELL?! YOU TURNED ME BACK INTO A KID?!"
 * Stiff-Lips: "So going to school won't be so awkword for you, YOUNG Prince Discord! (Laughs kinda wickedly!)"
 * Kid Discord: "Tch, you freaking Dinkus. I'll just turn myself back to my proper age. (Snaps his fingers and nothing happens)....... (Starts snapping in a panic)."
 * Stiff-Lips: "(Being Coy) Oops. Did I forget to mention that your powers have been suspended for as long as you are in the form of a child? OOPSIE DAISY?! (Laughs crazily!)"
 * Kid Discord started to cry, which got to the Interracial Students, even the tough as nails Gallus and Smolder, as the Factilty and Main 7 looked in shock.
 * Stiff-Lips: "And court, is, le-journ. (Bangs the Judge Hammer as he and Irk vanished, along with the court, as now, Discord is left as a kid, who's still crying.)"
 * Kid Discord: "THIS IS THE WORSE DAY OF MY LIFE SINCE BECOMING A BIRD'S BATHROOM THOUNDSONS OF YEARS AGO?! (CRIES UNCONTROLLABLY?!)"
 * The Inter-Racial students look at eachother in shame.....
 * Rarity: "..... You don't suppose it's possable to fix this?"
 * Entropy: "Sorry, it'll be protected from non-Draconequui magic, and as a Draconequuus myself, legally, I'm not allowed to remove that spell under threat of prosicution. He's litterally STUCK like this until he can turn all of the student body into his friends. And under the circumstances of what he did, that's, a tall order for him to fill."
 * Kid Discord: I HATE STIFF-LIPS!!!! WHY CAN'T MOMMY AND DADDY FIRE HIM ALREADY?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE A BULLY LIKE HIM IS STILL AROUND!!! (Got a red face)... I WANNA BE OLD AGAIN, DAAAAHHH!!! (He did this)
 * Macabre: Great, now he's having a tantrum. (Tries to pick him up until he bit him) OW!!! SCREW YOU, YOU LITTLE RAINBOW UNICORN TURD!!!! (Kid Discord throws multiple things at the school including through the window of the Markless Six)
 * Moonbow: Son of a BITCH!
 * Giggle: What was that? (Kid Discord came up to them) Aww, what a cute little Draconequus that looks like Discord for some reason. Let's get you home- (Kid Discord stubbed her in the eye) GYAH!!!!
 * Macabre: (Kid Discord was placed in a magic containment field) I never thought I'd say this to Prince Discord, but you've just earned a time out.
 * Kid Discord: LIKE HELL I HAVE, I'M A GROWN DRACONEQUUS!!!!
 * Macabre: You're not acting like it, and you are staying in this field until you can BEHAVE like one! (Leaves)
 * Kid Discord: GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE, CHAOS DAMMIT!!!! CHAOS DAMMIT, I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!! GET BACK HERE!!!! I AM THE PRINCE AND I DEMAND YOU GET BACK IN HERE AND HELP ME!!!! (Did this)
 * Rainbow Dash: Celestia's Mane, is this how young Draconequui behave?
 * Macabre: You should see how we Draconequui go through puberty. Discord's was a nightmare to his parents.
 * Something like this happened.
 * Pre-Pubescent Discord: WHADDAYA MEAN HAIR GROWS FASTER THAN YOU EXPECT?!?
 * Queen Pranks: Dissy, we never said growing a beard was a bad thing, your dad looks amazing with one, and you will too.
 * Pre-Pubescent Discord: Oh, let's see! (Snaps and the entire castle burst in white hair)
 * Pubescent Discord: A GIRL LOOKED AT ME AND MY WEENER GREW AS BIG AS A TREE!!!!! (Cries chaotic magic) WHY DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!? (The parents cry in panic)
 * Discord: (Discord became a horned chimera-dragon beast) WHAT AM I EVEN?!? I'M CRAZY-LOOKING!!!!! PUBES DON'T JUST GROW ON YOUR CROTCH?!?
 * King Wacky: DRACONEQUUS PUBES ARE MORE LIKE, TEMPORARY POX THAT MAGICALLY METAMORPHOSE YOU!! IT TURNS YOU INTO AN ADULT!!
 * Discord: I CAN'T GO OUT TO MY PEOPLE LOOKING LIKE THIS!!!!!
 * Queen Pranks: We all go through it!! It's nice.
 * Topsy: (Comes in with Turvy) WHOA, DISCORD'S BEING A PUBE MONSTER!!! GOOD ON HIM-
 * Discord: GRAAAAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! (Turns into a similar form to Discord.pmv as he wreaks chaotic havoc until later deteriorating into his present form)...... Ugh, that felt good! OH MY GOSH, MY VOICE IS SO... REFINED!!! I COULD MAKE A GOOD ACTOR!!!... You know growing up isn't that bad. WOOOO, I'M A BIG BOY!!! (Flies off as his parents were standing in shock at how much he warped Draconequua)...
 * Rainbow Dash: Celestia Christ!!
 * Entropy: Damn straight! Trust me, not a fun exspearience for everyone, not even us.
 * Pinkie: "We need to do something about this. Stiff-Lips gave a very unfair punishment!"
 * Rainbow Dash: "AND THE DINKUS USED US AS A BASIS FOR IT?!"
 * Twilight: "Girls, I already know what to do. We will have to go to Draconequua, go to King Wacky and Queen Pranks and ask them to make Stiff-Lips to retread the punishment back to just an extended community service sentence..... And to keep our school from being used as a grounds for punishment on future fiascos!"
 * Fluttershy: "We need to put Stiff-Lips back into his place and get him to treat Discord better then that!"
 * Applejack: "Agreed. So let's get to Ol' Salty and have him take us to Draconequua!"
 * Rarity: "Here-here!"
 * Starlight: "So, what're we waiting for? Let's get go-"
 * Twilight: "Actselly, Starlight. I need you and Spike to stay and watchover the school with the other factilty members. Not only do you need to keep the school running and watch over Buzzord's ambitious attempts for a Friendship Problem Simulation Machine, but to keep an eye on Discord in his state. Even without his magic at full force, a child Draconequus can be VERY unpredictable. And your pretty much someone who can reason with Discord when he gets too much."
 * Starlight: "Me? But, what if you end up dealing with Stiff-Lips for along time? That guy looks like he's VERY firm about what he's doing!"
 * Fluttershy: "Oh, don't worry, JUST LET ME HAVE FIVE MINUTES WITH HIM AND I'LL FORCE REMROSE OUT OF HIS-"
 * Twilight: "AHEM!.... That being said, don't worry about this taking longer then, I suspect a few days, because we ARE likely to take this to Draconequus court after all. And from that fake-out friendship mission alone, you were perfectly capable to take care of the school in our absince. Besides, this time, you'll have the other teachers to help out, and Entropy is a choas exbert. He'll help out the best with any trouble from Discord, even at his predicterment. Also, it is an inadveringly oppertune time to give Discord a chance to make some due amends with the students."
 * Starlight: "I don't know. The students, might be understandingly cautious around Discord, even at his most vulerable."
 * Macabre: Well they'll have to take it from me. I've been amongst Draconequui since the beginning. I know their biology, culture, and mentality. Soooo... I'm gonna have to arrange a united class to teach Draconequus culture immediately so Kid Discord can be easier to be around. Especially the mentality of younger ones. Trust me when I say, Draconequus children are worse than the most snot-nosed of infantile annoyances. Their childish mentality makes their magic crazy, and like I said, Draconequus puberty is extremely chaotic.
 * Gallus: EVERYTHING ABOUT A DRACONEQUUS IS CHAOTIC!!!!!
 * Macabre: Everycreature knows, Gallus, you don't have to yell. But you need to know what to expect from it. You want to help Discord, then you'll need to learn how to work with him.
 * Yona: Well it's obviously not going to be a cakewalk.
 * Macabre: It's not. And one more thing. Stiff-Lips is not a very persuadable individual. He's... Kind of a jerk.
 * Gallus: UUGH, NO DUH!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: NO S***, SHADOW SPADE!!!!
 * Yona: NO KIDDING, CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!!
 * Macabre: I WASN'T FINISHED!!! He's kind of a jerk, WHEN IT COMES TO DISCORD!!! Stiff-Lips has never been nice to him. He considers him a, and thy quote, 'diabolical low-pecking-order monstrosity just like his brother that drives anyone to the brink of insanity'. He considers him lower than ground whale poop.
 * Rainbow Dash: (Snickers)
 * Fluttershy: That's awful.
 * Macabre: Yeah. And as a Draconequus, he has grown to take pleasure in punishing Discord whenever he got out of line. Why, he's probably laughing at his misfortune even as we speak.
 * Stiff-Lips: (Watching Kid Discord acting like a superpowered baby in the field laughing unbelievably hard) OH, LORD CHAOS, HOW I'VE MISSED THIS!!!!!!
 * Irk: Indeed. I told you it was better than extended community service.
 * Stiff-Lips: (Kid Discord did something else that got him laughing hard enough to vomit his guts) GAAH, MY GUTS!!!! (Laughs and literally fell to pieces laughing) THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE IN EONS!!!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: What a rainbow turd.
 * Macabre: So it's much more sensible to talk to his parents. They'll handle him better than you can.
 * Twilight: Agreed. Well everypony, let's head out to Salty's. (They teleport away)
 * Sandbar:... They could've just teleported TO Draconequua.
 * Yona: Yeah, but I guess they felt like they owe this Salty person a visit for the times they did picked the obvious route.
 * Starlight: ".... I can't help but feel like this is gonna end up being the set-up of repeated events but made worse...."
 * Skyceria: "Hey, unrelated event, whatever did happened to that loss of gravity pony in the rediculious costume?"
 * Starlight: "Oh, the Lougers are still working to get that student back down."
 * Mascot: "(Cry muffles) PLEASE GET ME DOWN FROM HERE?!"
 * Crane: "Try to relax, uh, sir, or madam, it's just a matter of restoring your gravity!"
 * Mascot: "(Muffled) I WANT MY MOMMY?!"
 * Icky: "Jesus christ buddy, your crying like a little kid?!"
 * Mascot: "(Muffled) I'M 9 YEARS OLD?!"
 * Icky: "..... In, human years or pony years?"
 * Trixie: (Sighs and face-hooves) WE'RE SENTIENT HORSES, WE HAVE THE SAME AGE RATE AND YEARS!!!!
 * Icky: Well I figured since your holiday episodes don't air on actual holidays-
 * Trixie: OH FOR PARADOXXUS' SAKE, NOT EVERY SINGLE WORLD IN THE UUNIVERSES ARE IN THE SAME SEASONAL SPOT AT THE SAME TIME!!! IT'S ACTUALLY CHRISTMAS TIME IN SUMMER!!!! SOMETIMES WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS OR HEARTH'S WARMING IN JULY, YOU KNOW, LIKE THE HALLMARKS CHANNEL?!
 * Icky:... Ohhh.
 * Trixie: Yeah, ohhh! Have fun feeling stupid for the penupteenth time in a ro- (A familiar starcruiser came into Equestrian space playing Mama Said Knock You Out loud enough to be heard from the van.
 * Mr. Dodo: Another ship just approached the karman line.
 * Iago: We know that, Dodo, WE CAN HEAR THE MUSIC!!!!!
 * Mascot: CAN YOU STOP TALKING AND HELP ME?!
 * (WB Deadpool): Was it really fair to tell Discord's homeland about his stunt?
 * Deadpool: Hey, it's about time DP got to join an Equestrian episode. It's all in the name. Took a paycut to make it a cheesy but dope pun.
 * (YB Deadpool): 'Deadskool' DOES seem dope...
 * Deadpool: Oh, I love that guy. Now let's make a classic Deadpool entrance.