Boxing Out, Man!

Boxing Out, Man! is a moisode of SpongeBob and Friends Chronicles Adventures series. In it, Icky makes a $20,000 loan with fire ant Queen Grinder IX to pay for lottery tickets, but forgets to pay it. As a result, the Queen orders Icky to pay the loan within 48 hours, or her army would infest the Dragon Temple, and sting everyone inside it. Icky tries to keep this between him, Fidget, and Iago, and find a way to obtain the money. After many attempts, Icky feels like giving up until he comes upon a wrestling competition with the prize money being exactly $20,000. When Lord Shen returns after taking Kairi on an all-paid cruise for her birthday, Icky and the others decide to sign him up for the competition, and get the money. Shen would fight many challengers including Jiku the Fossil. When he wins, Icky finally gets the cash prize and pays the debt.

Chapter 1- Kairi's Birthday Party
Wal-Mart Temple Two hours later...
 * Lord Shen- Hurry up, everyone! We need to get this place set up before Kairi and Sora get back. Gosh, I still can't believe she's finally 18.
 * SpongeBob: Yeah,...(sobs) She grew up so fast!
 * Patrick: Uh, SpongeBob? What are we doing again? I've lost track.
 * SpongeBob: Why, we're decorating the place for Kairi's 18th birthday party.
 * Patrick: Oh, that's right! Wait a minute, she's 18?
 * Mr. Whiskers- What's a birthday?
 * Brandy- A BIRTHDAY! You know, comes once a year, cake, candles, lots of presents?
 * Mr. Whiskers- Happy songs?
 * Brandy-Uh-huh!
 * Mr. Whiskers- Big fat guy in a red suit?
 * Brandy- That's Christmas!
 * Mr. Whiskers- OH, NO! CHRISTMAS IS COMING?!? OH, AND I HAVEN'T MADE A LIST YET!
 * March Hare- Hatter? Is this some kind of Unbirthday Party, except it's more special?
 * Mad Hatter- Of course not, silly! It's just a birthday party. Besides, both are equally special, you should know that.
 * March Hare- Oh, I do! Remember your last birthday?
 * Mad Hatter- Yeah! That was a very fun time! I still can't forget my 300th birthday.
 * March Hare- I believe you meant 100th birthday, my friend.
 * Mad Hatter- Nope, it was my 300th birthday for sure. (March Hare whacks Hatter's head with mallet, and Hatter's head gets stuck in his hat) Hey, you're right! It WAS my 100th birthday.
 * Lord Shen- So, did everyone get Kairi some gifts?
 * SpongeBob- We sure did! I got her a Remembrall.
 * Lord Shen- A Remembrall? How did you get that?
 * SpongeBob- Why, some wizard guy from the JK Rowling System of the Warner Bros Universe sold it to me for $30. Kairi once told me she'd like one of those.
 * Lord Shen- Okay, then. Anyone else?
 * Mr. Krabs- Well, Squidward didn't get a bike like he promised, so he's being punished. He doesn't get to join the party until he gets one for her.
 * Squidward- How much is it to buy a bike?
 * Cashier- $400.
 * Squidward- Fishpaste, Mr. Krabs is gonna kill me!
 * Skipper- We got her a Playstation 2, and the entire Kingdom Hearts Trilogy.
 * Iago- It wasn't easy, but I managed to get her an iPhone.
 * Dr. Cockroach- I named a star after her.
 * Icky- I got her her favorite movies: The Princess Bride, The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, Brother Bear, The Rescuers, Oliver and Company, and Fantasia.
 * Lord Shen- Well, I got her something better. I'm going to take her on a cruise and even bring her to the remains of Radient Garden. I'll even bring Sora, Goofy, and Donald with me in case the ruins are infested with Heartless.
 * White Rabbit- Yipe! She's coming!
 * Lord Shen- Uh-oh! Everyone in position! (Everyone gets in position while Fidget shuts the lights off)
 * Bill- Is she here yet?
 * Everyone- SSSH!
 * March Hare- (Whispering) Here she comes...
 * Kairi- (After she and Sora get inside) What? Why is it so dark in here? (Turns on light)
 * Everyone- SURPRISE!
 * Kairi- Wow! I didn't expect this to happen. Thanks.
 * Lord Shen- Well, it's your 18th birthday, Kairi. You didn't thnk we'd forget, did you?
 * Kairi- No way! Thanks, Uncle Shen.
 * Kairi- An iPhone? Awesome! You guys are the best!
 * Lord Shen- Well, We'd save the best for last. I got you an all-paid cruise to the old ruins of Radient Garden.
 * Kairi- (Gasps) Aw, Uncle Shen! (Hugs Lord Shen)
 * SpongeBob- That's just beautiful! (Sobs)
 * Sandy- You said it!
 * Kairi- How'd you afford it, Uncle Shen?
 * Lord Shen- Well, I saved up enough money for it by helping repair the damages I did in Gongmen City. We'll be leaving tomorrow morning. Happy birthday, Kairi!

Chapter 2- Icky's Deal
That Saturday Afternoon... One journey to an ant colony later...
 * Lord Shen- Goodbye, everyone! We'll be back in a week. Take care. (Gets on boat)
 * Iago- Well, what should we do now?
 * Icky- Well, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna buy some lottery tickets. I promised my cousin, Tzzy, I'd be at his poker game.
 * Sam- Well, good luck with that, Icky.
 * Icky- Excuse me? How much is it to afford some lottery tickets?
 * Guy at the Stand- $20,010.
 * Icky- Oh my, God, when did that happen? Yesterday it was $10!
 * Guy at the Stand- Sorry, but since gambling has been outlawed in many universes, we had to find a new way to sell these tickets without the police finding out.
 * Icky- So you raised the prices by $20,000?!? I have only $10!
 * Guy at the Stand- Look, gambling is a very expensive thing to do. Besides, if it was still $10, we'd be bankrupt in less than 2 days.
 * Icky- Darn this darn government! Well, there's only one person I know who has the money I need to afford some lottery tickets!


 * Queen Grinder IX- C'mon you termites, put some back into it!


 * Worker- We're doing the best we can, your highness!


 * Grinder- Well, if you ask me, you look like you got run over by a tractor, and crushed by a cynder block, and beaten up by a rhino beetle. You'd better step up your game before I wallop you like a dummy! (Ploomp sound, baby crying) GUYS, I'VE GIVEN BIRTH AGAIN! (Soldier ants pick up larva) Ugh, all day, I've gotta give birth to bazillion larvae a year! I don't think my ovaries can take it!
 * Soldier- With all do respect, your highness, it's natural that you're always pregnant. You're a fire ant, and we need more and more workers and soldiers since most of our recruits are getting their nuts squished by human feet.
 * Grinder- Yes, I know! You said that thrice already! (PLOOMP, baby crying) ANOTHER LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva) Status report, General Weevil?
 * Weevil- Well, your highness, our underground city is peaceful, our tunnel routes are operational, and our entrance is heavily guarded.
 * Grinder- Splendid. (PLOOMP, baby crying) ANOTHER LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva) Oh, I'm hungry, someone get me some nectar ASAP! (Soldier gets nectar for Grinder) Thanks! (Thumping) What the beep was that?
 * Weevil- It would seem we have another anteater attack!
 * Grinder- Well, what're you waiting for? Prepare your men for combat!
 * Icky- Your highness? Are you in there? I know you are because you spend most of you time down there. I need to talk to you about something.
 * Grinder- Oh, trash heap! It's only Icky! Everyone put me on my carriage. I need to speak to him. (PLOOMP, baby crying) And someone get the larva.
 * Icky- (Soldiers pull Grinder out of anthill) Your highness, i need your help.
 * Grinder- Make it quick, feathers! I've gotta spray our new recruits with stink verification spray.
 * Icky- EW! Is THAT what makes you ants smell like that?
 * Grinder- Of course. We need that smell to determine who is part of our colony or not. Now what do you want?
 * Icky- I was wondering if I could have a loan.
 * Grinder- A LOAN?!? Heck no, you're not having a loan! What would you want that for?
 * Icky- For lottery tickets.
 * Grinder- Well...I suppose so. Just sign this contract. (Soldiers show Icky a very tiny contract)
 * Icky-...Do you think I'm an idiot, your highness?
 * Grinder- Sorry, bring out the large one! (Loads of soldier ants bring Icky normal sized contract)
 * Icky- Thanks, your highness. (Signs contract) Now where's my money, sonny?
 * Grinder- Bring out the diamond! (Ants bring out diamond)
 * Icky- HOLY LONG NECKS! Where'd you find that?
 * Grinder- In a buried treasure chest. But it's only worth $20,000 since we used up the other $980,000 to pay off high electric bills. Now take it and go away.
 * Icky- I owe you one, your highness. (Leaves)

Chapter 3- The Poker Game
in the game.
 * Tizzy: 'Hey, COUZIN! you made it!"
 * Icky: "I wouldn't miss it even for a date with (romanticly) Gilda."
 * Tzzy: "You mean that Griffin girl from the G4 pony series?"
 * Icky: "Hey i thought we were here to play cards, not to talk about girlfriends!"
 * Tzzy: "Oh yeah! i brought the gang over! you remember Elvis Presley, Confusious, Abe Lincoln, and SUPERMAN!"
 * Icky: "Tzzy, those are not abe lincoln, Evlis, Confusious, or Superman, that's Roy and Soy the fertunale Simamese Rattle Snake twins where one of them is female, Bruce and Hugh the tazmanian devils, and (shcoked) Prince Scopo! the united universes' best card playing scoripion!"
 * Scopo: "One and the same, Ickerious."
 * Icky: "DAMN IT, TZZY, I TOLD YOU NOT TO INVITE SCORPO, HE'S A FREAKEN SHARK AT GAMES!"
 * Tzzy: "Silly Icky, he's not a shark or a lawyer, he's a scorpion."
 * Icky (slaps himself in the face in annoyence.)
 * Icky: "I meant, the guy always wins! everytime he shows up, we end up losing loot!"
 * Tzzy: "I tried, but he gave me a cookie if i let him joined the game!"
 * Icky: "A FREAKEN COOKIE! what kind?"
 * Tzzy: "An oreo, and for letting me in to the please, a chips ahoy!"
 * Icky: "Couzin, sometimes i wish you weren't so damn obessedive of cookies. No matter, i am not gonna let princey beat me this time!"
 * Icky: "Ok, princy, cut the cards."
 * Scorpo did just that.
 * Soy: "Roy, if you want, i'll sneak over to the other card players, and"
 * Roy: "No, sister, we are playing this the honorable way."
 * Bruce: "Get your own cards!"
 * Hugh: "No, YOU get YOUR own cards!"
 * Bruce and hugh fight!
 * Icky: "Ok, Bruce and Hugh are out because they fought... AGAIN!"
 * The fight stopped.
 * Bruce: "Now look what you done!"
 * Hugh: "Aw, shut up and pay the bird!"
 * Bruce gives 500 bucks to Icky.
 * Icky: "This is gonna be a slam dunk!"
 * Tzzy: "We're playing baskit ball now?"
 * Icky slaps Tzzy!
 * Soy was looking over at Icky's cards.
 * Icky: "Roy and Soy are out for cheating!"
 * Roy: "SISTER!"
 * Soy: "Aw damn it! here's the family jewels, Icky."
 * Icky gets a lovely pile of rubies.
 * Icky: "Jack and pot!"
 * Scorpo: "Shall we finally settle this, Ickerious?"
 * Icky: "Gladly! (puts doen his fold!) pair of 5s!"
 * Scorpo: "(puts down his fold) Royal flush."
 * Icky drops his beck.
 * Scorpo: "Well, i guess i'll convinsate your winnings, and your lotto tickets!"
 * Icky: "Aw, take them! they were all duds anyway!"
 * Scorpo: "Actselly you missed one, and (scratches the lotto) and this one, turned out to be the 900 dollar winner!"
 * Icky screams with cartoon sound effects!
 * Scorpo: "Well, as usual, i win again, Ickerious."
 * Scorpo makes annoying laugh as he and his servents leave with loot.
 * Icky: "See what happens when you let a damn cookie do your thinking, Tzzy?"
 * Tzzy was asleep.
 * Icky: "CRUD MONKEYS!"

Chapter 4- Icky's Debt
later, at Iago's summer tree. at some kid's birthday REAILITY
 * Icky was walking sadly in the street.
 * Icky: "Well, it can't get any worse." (Sees Temple infested with ants) What the heck? (Runs over to Temple)
 * Grinder- Weevil? Any sign of him?
 * Weevil- Not a single DNA sample.
 * Grinder- Well, I know we'll find him.
 * Icky- Find who? (Grinder turns around and sees Icky)
 * Grinder- SEIZE HIM! (Fire ants swarm around Icky)
 * Icky- What the hell is happening? Why are you doing this?
 * Grinder- Icky, didn't you read the contract you signed this morning?
 * Icky- Uh, no.
 * Grinder- Oh! (Scoffs) This guy doesn't even know what a loan is! (All fire ants laugh)
 * Icky- What are you talking about?
 * Grinder- I said 'you don't know what a loan is'. Well, I'll explain it, feathers! (PLOOMP, Baby crying) ANOTHER LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva) A loan is when you require money, you must pay the same amount back.
 * Icky- You...you never said anything about paying YOU back. Besides, how am I supposed to come up with $20,000?
 * Grinder- You tell me, Ickerious! Because if I don't have that money in the next 48 hours, then my army will infest your home, and everyone in it will be blistered by our stingers!
 * Icky- Wait, fire ants have stingers?
 * Grinder- Duh! That's why we're called 'fire ants'! They contain venom with alkaloids that can blister and cause allergic reactions. (PLOOMP, baby crying) LARVA! (Soldiers pick up larva). So, feathers, I recommend that if you don't wanna be buried alive, or possibly blistered like all your friends, you should GIVE US OUR MONEY, SONNY! You understand?
 * Icky- Y-y-yes!
 * Grinder- That's all I need to hear. Okay, everyone, back to the anthill. Let's let Icky cry like the little baby he is. (PLOOMP, baby crying) Ugh, speaking of that!
 * Icky- B-b-b-b-b-b-b-BLISTERS! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH!
 * Iago: "YOU DID WHAT?"
 * Fidget: "You heard him, he said fire ants-"
 * Iago: "I KNOW WHAT HE SAID! HOW COULD YOU NOT BE ABLE TO PAY THEM BACK!"
 * Icky- I-I'm sorry, guys! I-I didn't read the whole contract, and--
 * Iago- Oh, splendid! You idiotically risked our health just to go gambling!
 * Icky- Guys, please, gimme a break! I really need your help. You can't tell the others about this!
 * Iago- Well, what if we do?
 * Icky- I'll show them those pictures of you and Thundra making out in your room.
 * Iago- WHAT?!? YOU SAID THERE WAS NO FILM IN THAT CAMERA!
 * Icky- And I'll also show them pictures of Fidget sneaking in the cookie jar.
 * Fidget- WHAT?!? When did you take them?
 * Icky- That Wednesday night. No flash, gets them every time.
 * Fidget- But Icky, how are we supposed to obtain $20,000 within 2 days?
 * Icky- I don't know yet! We just need to think of a plan. Now think, who do we know who is very rich?
 * Iago: "How about your "Main man" Kuzco?"
 * Icky: "Sorry, i ain't excepting money from him till next month! he's out!"
 * Iago: "I got the Salton."
 * Icky: "Doesn't he tecnecly distrust you because of Jafar?"
 * Iago: "We're cool now."
 * Icky: "Maybe, but i don't trust Aladdin to keep his mouth shut about this, the boy souct in rags!"
 * Fidget: "I know! there's Ratigan's fortine in his hide-out that was never cleaned out!"
 * Icky: "That's stolen loot, genius! besides, i read last weeks paper, Basal helped the cops find that last week! any one else?"
 * Iago: "Shen's Alicorn Girlfriend Celestia?"
 * Icky: "Too much of the nearest link to Shen and most likely honest as hell!"
 * Fidget: "How's about we make up some money?"
 * Icky: "That's conterfieting, and there's a good bet that's illegal."
 * Iago: "Well, how's about a second job?"
 * Icky: "Huh?"
 * Iago: "Eh, let me spell it out for you, Ick. since the louge isn't exsactly a "Job with benifets" in terms to money since Ignightus is such a charity case, some of us got second jobs to get food in the table!"
 * Fidget: "Yeah! for exsample, i entertain kids as a party clown!"
 * Fidget: "WHO WANTS A BALLOON ANIMAL!?"
 * someone slaps him into the wall!
 * a kid: "NOW THAT'S FUNNY!"
 * Fidgets: "OWCH!"
 * Iago: "And i work at United Universes Burger Boy! in fact, i am vice assassent manitger."
 * Icky: "Hey, i heard that place is top dollar city! they make so much, they say even minimum wage pay makes you like, a small millionaire! Iago, old pal! get, me, that, job!"
 * Iago: "Yeah, hiring is up to the Manitger, i'm the second in command or so guy."
 * Icky: "Then fellas, TO BURGER BOYS! (POSES DRAMITICLY!)"

Chapter 5- Search For $20,000
Burger Boy's 8 hours later...
 * Manager- I'd be happy to hire you, Icky. If you need $20,000, then I sure can help you.
 * Icky- Oh, thank you, sir! I really need that money within 47 hours!
 * Manager- Well, you're in luck. You're standing in the richest hot spot in the UUniverses. They say that long ago, this universe had trees that grew money. Pretty weird if you ask me.
 * Icky- Okay, then! How much do I get an hour?
 * Manager- $1,000
 * Icky- Holy Hesperornis! At that rate, I'll get the money in less than 20 hours. That's not so bad! Please tell me I'm not dreaming!
 * Iago- You're not dreaming.
 * Icky- YAY, I'M NOT DREAMING!!!
 * (Icky somehow gets fired, and he is forced to pay all $8,000 he's made up or go to prison for 5 years.)

Chapter 6- The Crazy Idea
Dragon Temple Outside...
 * Icky- Damn it! I was so close to paying my dues. What in the UUniverses gave them the right to take all the $8,000 i made up?
 * Iago- Well, Icky, the restauraunt was in the richest sector in the UUniverses. So their government is pretty unfair. I mean, i have heard stories that Burger Boys has been picked on for being "Too Generious" and finally desided that they follow proper resterant proacale, starting by letting those that ask too much! i still got my job, but only with the "Proper" mimimum wage of either a $1.00 or 3.00, give or take the occastional raise strictly on spiecal occatsions.
 * Icky- Well, I'm never going there again for a job. Maybe just a visit for drown my problems in "Burger Boys' trademark milkshake" but that's it. And we've got only 38 hours left. (Sighs) Let's face it, we're finished! We're finished like Daffy Duck was when he got mixed up with the ghost of J.P. Cubish!
 * Fidget- You've seen Daffy Duck's Quackbusters before?
 * Icky- Of course. But the point is we'll never get the money in time!...(Notices poster that says 'Wrestling Competition Tomorrow at 8:30 sharp.") Oh my, God!
 * Iago- What is it?
 * Icky- Look out there! "Wrestling Competition!" C'mon, we gotta take a closer look!


 * Icky- (Grabs poster) "Wrestling Competition starting Tomorrow at the Stadium in the Antiqua System in the Disney Universe at 8:30 pm. If you've got what it takes to beat our world champions, then come on down and fight them. Whoever wins the competition wins a $20,000 cash prize." Guys, look! The prize money is exactly $20,000! If I can get someone in our Lodge to beat all those world champions, I'll win that money, and pay my debts! It's perfect!


 * Fidget- Icky, I don't think that's a good idea. You can't convince someone in our team to fight those champions just to get all that money for yourself, it just doesn't work like that.


 * Icky- What do you mean?


 * Iago- He means that you're planning to force someone to get you that money. And according to the rules of wrestling, the prize money belongs to the wrestler only, and not anyone else. You have no idea what the penalty is for something like that.


 * Icky- Iago, there's nothing else we can do about it. We have to do it, guys! We can't afford to have fire ants swarming the Temple. Now, are you with me or not?


 * Iago- Fine, we're in!


 * Icky- Awesome! Now, who do we know who is excellent at fighting, but can keep a secret?


 * Fidget- What about Po? He's a good fighter, and I know he can keep a secret. Remember when he got in trouble with that pig that sounded like Wallace Shawn?


 * Iago- You mean Taotie?


 * Fidget- Yeah, that guy!


 * Icky- Hmm, that's not a bad idea. Po really is a hush-hush guy. But wait, he's not exactly the brightest star in the galaxy.


 * Iago- Hmm, good point.


 * Icky- How about Savio? He's good at keeping secrets.


 * Fidget- Actually, even though he's a good fighter, I really doubt he can handle those rough champs. i mean, Remember when the penguins used that Elephant on him?


 * Icky- You're right...Well, I guess there's only one fighter left that can keep secrets and won't end ratting on us and/or getting easily pummled: Lord Shen.


 * Iago- Icky, he's still on that cruise with Kairi.


 * Icky- I know, but he'll be back tomorrow. So all we need to do is wait until he comes back, then sign him up. Are you with me?


 * Fidget- I am!


 * Iago- I am!

The next day, Sunday, 6:30 pm...
 * Icky- Good. Let's do it.


 * Kairi- That was amazing, Uncle Shen! I remember so much about my homeland now.

Dragon Temple
 * Lord Shen- It was an honor, birthday girl! (Kairi and Shen hug) Now let's go home.
 * Sora- Yeah, we need to see how our friends are doing.
 * Donald- You said it.
 * Goofy- Absolutely!
 * Lord Shen- We're back, everyone!
 * SpongeBob- Lord Shen, you're back!
 * Ignitus- Welcome back, Kairi. How was the trip?
 * Kairi- It was wonderful! I found my old house, and I found out a whole lot about my past.

Briefing Room
 * Ignitus- Okay, Lord Shen, I need to tell you that Icky, Iago, and Fidget need to talk to you in private for some reason. They're in the briefing room, and they asked for complete privacy.
 * Lord Shen- Really? Well, what kind of secret thing could they have possibly done to make them come crying to me?
 * Lord Shen- YOU MADE A LOAN TO A FIRE ANT QUEEN?!?
 * Icky- SSSSSH! Be quiet, Lord Shen! We don't want anyone to know about this.
 * Lord Shen- Well, I'm sorry, prehistoric one, but I'm going to have to tell everyone about this very serious situation.
 * Iago-...(Dubbed as Mason) Maybe a certain someone wouldn't want these exposed in the Temple. (Shows pictures of Lord Shen making out with Princess Celestia on Equestria)
 * Lord Shen- (Screams with aoogah sound) How the hell did you get these pictures?
 * Icky- Simple. No flash photography. Works every time.
 * Fidget- Icky, do you really think blackmailing can get you through everything? First you blackmail me and Iago, now you blackmail him? That's just wrong.
 * Icky- Shut up, Fidget! Look, Lord Shen, we need your help! We gotta get those $20,000 or else this Temple will be overrun by trillions of fire ants. Just like when the Pyramids were infested with those flesh-harvesting Scarab beetles in The Mummy.
 * Lord Shen- Well, how exactly do you plan to do it?
 * Icky- With this! (Shows Lord Shen Wrestling Competition poster)
 * Lord Shen:...So let me get this straight...you want me to fight in the wrestling competition for $20,000 just to pay off a loan?
 * Icky- Precisely!
 * Lord Shen- Well, count me out, buster! I'm not fighting those buff bullies.
 * Icky- Fine, refuse our offer! Just hope you have a backup plan should Kairi get blistered by fire ants, and get a serious allergic reaction, and possibly die. i mean, not alot we know about her. we don't know how she reacts to Fire-ant stings!
 * Lord Shen- FINE, I'll do it! How much time do we have?
 * Icky- 18 hours until The Queen invades.
 * Lord Shen- Okay, let's do it.

Chapter 7- The Wrestling Match
The Stadium first round: Shen vs. Sneesal the weesal. Second round: Boxy the Gorrilla vs. Jiku. Third Round- Lord Shen vs. Terror Flea Fourth Round- Queen Snakera vs. Terror Flea Round Five- Lord Shen vs. Queen Snakera
 * Announcer: WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE SMASH N' CRASH COMPETITION. TODAY WE HAVE MANY COMPETITORS TODAY, AND THE CROWD IS GOING WILD. I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO SEE SOME TOTAL BEATDOWN IN THIS STADIUM. OUR COMPETITORS ARE;
 * SNEESAL THE WEESAL
 * TERROR FLEA
 * BOXY THE GORRILLA
 * UNITED UNIVERSE GRAND CHAMP, QUEEN SNAKERA
 * JIKU THE FOSSIL
 * AND FINALLY, LORD SHEN!
 * 6 COMPETITORS, 1 CHAMPION! ALRIGHT, LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!
 * Icky: "Here's your first guy, a reknown pushover called Sneesal. the guy's a wuss, and under conditioned to actselly fight due to his bad case of the sniffles. He won't be any trouble."
 * Annowser: "Let the fight begin!"
 * Shen and Sneesal meet in the centor.
 * Sneesal coughs and weeses.
 * Shen: "Why have you bothered to come and fight when you so obviously unwell, weesal?"
 * Sneesal: "Your right, maybe i should just (suddenly falls asleep and falls down)
 * Annowser: "WOW Was THAT ANTI CLIMATIC! THEN AGAIN, SNEESAL DOES HAVE A LONG RECORD OF LOSING, MAYBE IT'S ABOUT TIME HE RETIRES FOR GOOD! OR AT LEAST TILL HE DOES SOMETHING ABOUT HIS SICKNESS!
 * Lord Shen: "Ha, i didn't even have to touch him."
 * Boxy- Hey, ugly! Drop dead like all your ancestors!
 * Jiku- Are you talking to me?
 * Jiku's Giant Amoeba Fight Promoter- Uh-oh, he called him 'ugly'!
 * Jiku- Are you talking to ME?
 * Amoeba- Shouldn't've done that!
 * Jiku- ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!?
 * Amoeba- Now he's in for it!
 * Jiku- They call me 'Mr.Ugly'! (Punches Boxy in slow motion, then begins punching him 5 times a second)
 * Boxy- Aunty Em? Is that you?
 * Coach- 1, 2, 3, YOU'RE OUT!
 * Icky- Holy crap! He's better than I thought!
 * Annowser: "Now, introdusing, the latino nightmare from Mexico,the Terror Flea!"
 * Lord Shen: "Doesn't sound too bad. i mean, a flea?"
 * A gian Lutadori Flea appears on the otherside of the ring and roars!
 * Icky: "Yeah, this is the United Universes, there's gonna be a chance that not all fleas are pipsqueks, there's gonna be bruzers like him. all i ca say is, becareful around this guy, he's fast, he's mean, and i heard stories his fast punches are like that of a hurricane!"
 * DING!
 * Lord Shen and the Terror Flea at the centor.
 * Terroe Flea speaks some words in spanich.
 * Lord Shen: "Sorry, i don't believe i caught that."
 * Terror Flea tries to punch, but Shen douges, and knocks Terror Flea by tail-swiping Terror Flea down!
 * Icky: "You got him, Shen!"
 * Terror Flea quicky gets back on his feet.
 * Lord Shen: "More Perrsisent then the last one, i see. no matter, allow me to show why the Gorrilas do not disrepect Lord Shen!"
 * Lord Shen pounces on Terror Flea and takes off with him, and started to spin around very fast! high enough, Shen slams Terror Flea into the ground!
 * Annowser: "WHOA! THIS PEACOCK IS INCREDABLE FOR SOME BIRD WITH A GIANT FAN FOR A TAIL! THIS ONE HAS POTIANAL!"
 * Lord Shen lands.
 * Lord Shen: "A pity a wrothy oppenent like this giant parasite can only last so long."
 * Jiku- Holy crap, Mike! That bird is a good fighter.
 * Mike- Well, Jiku, this peacock is a known former Chinese warlord that created a deadly firework weapon. He nearly succeeded in taking over China, but he was defeated by a panda of some sort. Now, he's a known hero. They say that all he needed was a little girl to cure him from his darkness.
 * Jiku- Oh really, a Chinese dark heart cured by just a lil' girl? I HATE CHINESE! I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM! THEY KILLED MY FATHER! I'll crush him like a soda can!
 * Mike made an angry face: "You see, this is why the tabiods are saying that you are racest. i mean, you gotta learn to let go, Jiku, that war you were involved in is long over, and the Japinese and Chinese don't hate each other now. just, let it go, huh?"
 * Annowser: "Dispite his OBVIOUS defeat. Terror Flea has been called back by the all time champion!'
 * Terror Flea was prepared for anything, except....
 * A huge, Titanic, Anaconda with a human chest and arms appeared. this was Queen Snakera.
 * Queen Snakera: "YOU ARE UNWROTHY TO BE IN THIS TORNAMENT! PREPAR TO BE REMOVED FROM THE FACE OF EXCITENCE!"
 * Terroe Flea screamed something in spanich! he made a run for it! Queen Snakera smashed him!
 * Annowser: "OH MY GOD! SHE ABILIERATED TERROR FLEA WITH JUST ONE BLOW! THIS GIANTIC AMAZON QUEEN IS A GODDESS AMONG WEASTLERS!"
 * Icky: "Aw, crap."
 * Iago: "You have a plan for this?"
 * Icky: "Before the fight with her, let's do alittle, savatosh."
 * Fidget: "Aw, i get ya."
 * Iago- Icky? Isn't that cheating?
 * Icky- Yeah, but we just need to do it without physically cheating. Any of you have any plans? This fat snake could crush the bones out of Lord Shen easily.
 * Iago- Hmmm...I think I know what to do...
 * Announcer- OH, BOY, EVERYONE! THINGS ARE CERTAINLY GONNA GET BLOODY AROUND HERE! AFTER SEEING QUEEN SNAKERA UNLEASH A CAN OF WHOOPDONKEY ON TERROR FLEA, I HARDLY DOUBT LORD SHEN IS GOING TO BEAT HER. NO OPPONENT HAS SURVIVED EVEN 60 SECONDS AGAINST HER BRUTALLY STRONG CRUSHING COILS. SHE IS SAID TO HAVE GIVEN MANY OF HER OPPONENTS SCOLIOSIS AFTER INSTANTLY BREAKING THEIR SPINES WITH HER COILS. THIS PEACOCK WON'T LAST EVEN 2 SECONDS.
 * Snakera- Chinese warlord, HAH! I'd like to see that pipsqueak take me down with his wings tied behind his BOW CHICKA-BOW WOW!
 * everyone: "Huh?"
 * Snakera: "What matter of soccery was that?"