The Hardship of Batty Koda

The Hardship of Batty Koda is the 27th Episode of the 2nd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. When Batty discovers that his voice actor, Robin Williams, had died by committing suicide, he has been emotionally devastated. To make things more unexpected, he is visited by a team of agents claiming that he has been immediately signed up as part of the CVBDC (Cartoons Voiced By Dead Celebrities) Club, which automatically signs up cartoon characters into the club at the exact moment their voice actor dies. They escort him and a few other characters, including Genie, and 2 other Robin Willians cartoon characters to the club. Since the beginning of animation, the CVBDC has gained hundreds of characters who lost their actors, and even discovers that with their voice actors dead, their voices can actually be manipulated or taken away. Though, fortunately, sometimes it doesn't really happen, and they can still sound like the lost voice actors, though obviously, characters like Mickey Mouse and Bugs Bunny, who they themselves have dealt with voice actor-loss, do get simular sounding, but slightly-different voices in comparison to what they had before. However, they assure that no villain will do such a thing due to probations that are automatically given. Characters who were voiced by the late Vincent Price and Dom Lense, even Ratigan and Zigzag, share the pain of losing the people responsible for their life, and all they have to remember them by are their voices. Batty continues to start to develop his own troubles regardless. However, he ends up discovering a lost Grim Reaper soul chamber that, when opened, released The Soul of Robin Willaims. He is warned, however, that if he stays out of the chamber for too long, the Grim Reaper will kill whoever opened the chamber unless the soul is returned. So Batty and Robin spend one final day togather before the inevitable. But when some trouble goes on, Batty has to do whatever he can to get the soul back to the chamber before he dies. (Scroopfan's words: Please note that for once, in honor of Robin Willaims' name, this will be a rare villain-free episode, actually by me, and the presense of Zigzag and Ratigan are solely camioic and solely for sadness fuel.)

(This is the episode's theme.)



Chapter 1- Robin's Gone
As I'm Still Here plays, a Funeral is being held for someone, very dear to Batty, as he, his friends from The Ferngully movie and subugent sequil, and the Lougers, High Council, and other Heroes, are in attendence. Lord Shen is in traditional chinese moarning robes, as he is saying a farewall, to Robin Williams. Later, the moarning party was done and wrapped up.
 * Lord Shen: "...... May his memory, never be forgotten. We are to honor his name, by realising the doves, of sadness."
 * Doves have been realised by the wolfs, and the song finishes to a climax.
 * Batty: "Robin..... I..... I can't believe he's......."
 * Icky: This was absolutely unexpected! Robin Williams, a guy with amazing talents including being able to talk in several kinds of voices flawlessly, has actually committed suicide?...I never knew him to be depressed so much. What was there to be depressed about? He was a real-time celebrity! In fact, I know a few other cartoon characters he played....And by a few, I mean ALL of them! Genie, Fender from Robots, and Ramon and Lovelace from the Happy Feet movies. That's...pretty much all the cartoons he's voiced.
 * Sam: I agree. That guy was amazing, why would he do something stupid?
 * Kowalski: Well, the Internet said that he had an alcohol and cocaine addiction, and he was feeling rather depressed in his life. It didn't say much about why he felt that way, but I guess that's what a few other actors go through in their lives.
 * Max: Come to think of it, when did we acquire his body? I thought he was cremated in San Francisco. (Everyone realizes)
 * Crysta: Then...then who's in the coffin? (They open it up to see Discord)
 * Discord: SURPRISE!!!
 * Everyone: DISCORD!!!
 * Discord: What? It's just a joke. It doesn't mean I don't care that an amazing actor has died recently. If you ask me, I should've been voiced by him instead of some guy who played a Star Trek omnipotence.
 * Rainbow Dash: Still, that was TOTALLY uncalled for! Especially since we're in a funeral.
 * Discord: He was cremated, silly! I mean, come on! I appreciate your mourning the loss of an awesome actor. Look, even Genie, a guy voiced by him, is crying his eyes out!
 * Genie: It's all so tragic! I'm not gonna cry! I'm not--(Bursts out crying, and winds up blowing his nose on Carpet)...Oh, sorry!
 * Iago: That's just nasty!
 * Discord: So, judging by how this is not a funeral, and actually a mourning party, whatever that's called, let's just get started. (Appears in a Star Trek uniform) Of all the voices I've ever known, this was the most...awesome!...Alright, begin the bagpipes! (A Discord clone plays the bagpipes similar to the Spock funeral in Star Trek, and some of the heroes begin tearing up)
 * Batty: NOOOO-HO-HO-HO-HOOO!!! WHY?!? WHY ROBIN?!? WHY WOULD YOU JUST GIVE UP YOUR YEARS OF FAME AND TALENTED ACTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU WERE ON A CBS SHOW THAT MIGHT HAVE HAD TO BE CANCELLED BECAUSE OF YOUR DEATH?!? WHY?!? *Bzzz* And now, back to The Crazy Ones, on CBS! *Bzz*...(Bursts into tears as Discord continues playing the bagpipes) THAT'S NOT HELPING, DISCORD!!!
 * Discord: Okay, okay, I was just trying to throw some happy thoughts into this dark scene for once. You don't have to get your antennae in a bunch!
 * Fluttershy: "Discord..... In times like this.... Comedy, doesn't have a place here.... Sometimes is best to let people grief for awhile, to remember the happy times Mr. Robin offered."
 * Discord sighed.
 * Discord: "Your right Fluttershy... Maybe it's best I, wait for awhile before I chase away the drewery storm clouds."
 * Lord Shen: "Thank you Fluttershy, for reigning in Discord's antics."
 * Skipper: "A moment of silence.... To honor thy fallen."
 * Kolwalski, Rico, and Private cried for abit.
 * Skipper: "Monster Trucks men..... Monster Trucks."
 * Pain and Panic hugged eachother crying!
 * Creeper had his hands covering his eyes.
 * Creeper: "I can't beleive it.... He's gone...."
 * Lefou hold a beer mug up.
 * Lefou: "Cheers Mr. Robin. May ya wow them in the realm of clouds."
 * Lefou drinks.
 * Meanwhile, they were watched by Fu Xi and his group.
 * Fu Xi: "Oh, such a tragity indeed, even if I knew little of this "Ro Bin Will Iams". I had heard he was, respectable. I even ignored the fact he's a two legger..... Come everyone... Monitering Miss Viper will have to be on, less griefing times."
 * They left.
 * Spongebob is seen crying.
 * Squidward: "(Weeps).... I suspect that darn bowl of onions is here again.... If so, I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE ONIONS?! I need this! (Cries)!"
 * Po was seening eating.
 * Shifu: ".... Let me guess Panda... This news upseted you, so you started to eat..."
 * Po: ".... Yeah...... I eat when I am upset....."
 * Kaa sighed in sadness.
 * Icky: "..... Oy....."
 * Pinkie was in her depressed mode.
 * Batty's crying got louder, eventally causing him to fly away!
 * Girl Sora: "Batty, come back!"
 * Biyomon: "It's best to let him go Sora...... Batty needs some, private time to weep."
 * Spongebob was seen saying good bye to the visitors.
 * Spongebob: "Good bye. And thank you for coming!"

Chapter 2- Cartoons Voiced By Dead Celebrities
A day later. Temple Lobby. Flashback. Present Outside
 * Batty was still crying about his loss.
 * Batty: "Robby.... You were like a dad to me...... I even have your voice! (Cries)!"
 * Icky was playing on a Game Boy.
 * DING-DONG!
 * Icky: "I'll get it."
 * Icky gets up, and walks to the door, and opens it. It was Genie, with the other Robin Williams Characters.
 * Icky: "Genie? What are you and the other Robin Williams characters doing here....."
 * ???: "They came to welcome Batty to a speical healing group...."
 * A well dressed Leafy Seadragon came in.
 * The Stranger: "I am Dr. Leaf Good. I am the leader and emotional supporter for CVBDC."
 * Icky: "CVB..... What're you selling, a heal group or sex jelly?"
 * Dr. Leaf Good: "I am not selling anything, good friend. I came to welcome Batty, as well as the other Robin Williams' Characters, to help move on."
 * Icky: ".... Look, I'm cautious about giving my friends to strange people. Last time I did that to Gary, that nice old lady turned out to be a deludional involintary snail killer! (Shudders), I still remembering when he had to stop her!"
 * The Old Lady from the Gary runs away speical has Gary in a painful hug!
 * Old Lady: "Oh mama loves here Snookie!"
 * Gary panices!
 * Bam!
 * The Lougers came in!
 * Spongebob: "UNHAND MY SNAIL, LADY!?"
 * Old Lady: "Ohh, visitors.... Perhaps they would like some, Deviled eggs and cookies?"
 * Brings out the Cookies and Deviled Eggs!
 * Lord Shen: "Pfft! That's your weapon? Pasteries and sytilesed omlets? How are those dan-" (The deviled eggs are thrown into his mouth) AHHKK!! I'M CHOKING!!!
 * Patrick: COOKIES!!! (Eats the entire cookie plate, including the plate)
 * Squidward: Moron!
 * Icky: Trust me, Lord Shen had a hard time getting that egg taste out of his mouth. I mean, he's a bird, so he hates having to eat other eggs.
 * Fender (Robots): Yeah, easy for you to say, man!
 * Dr. Leaf Good: No, this isn't just any group. It's the Cartoon Voiced By Dead Celebrities Club.
 * Icky:...(Sighs) I was expecting THAT! Especially since the High Council tells us about them.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Would you mind getting Batty here? I'm sure he must know about this.
 * Icky: ".... I make no promises he'll actselly come out, but..... I'll see what I can do..... HEY, GIRL SORA! BIYOMON!? SOME LEAFY SEAHORSE GUY AND SEVERAL ROBIN WILLIAMS CHARACTERS WANT TO SEE BATTY!? CAN YOU TWO GET HIM DOWN HERE!?"
 * Batty suddenly appears.
 * Batty: It's okay, I already heard them. I have heard of the CVBDC, too, and I was actually expecting them to come.
 * Icky: You were?
 * Batty: Yeah, Ignitus said they were coming with Genie, Fender, Ramon and Lovelace.
 * Icky: So these guys are the other Robin Williams cartoon characters, huh?
 * Ramon (Happy Feet): Si, mi amigo! It is so unfortunate we lost an actor we praised so much. Even our amigo, Mumble, had felt sorry for me and Lovelace for losing him.
 * Fender: Yeah, I began falling apart once I found out the guy died. (His arms fall off) Oh, dear!
 * Icky: (Sighs) KOWALSKI? DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX ROBOTS?!?
 * Kowalski: YEAH, WHY?
 * Icky: FENDER MIGHT NEED YOU. (Kowalski appears)
 * Kowalski: Who's Fender--Oh, yeah, that Robin Williams robot from the movie. I'll take care of it.
 * Fender: Oh, look at that, another arm wrestling! (The arms speak gibberish as they fight) Could you separate them? HURRY, my back side itches!
 * Kowalski: How can you feel itchy? You're a robot!
 * Fender: I'm a cartoon, of course! Now get my arms back on!
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Now, Batty, I'm sure you know why we're all here, so would you mind coming with me to the club so we can show you what we represent?
 * Batty:...Well...Sure, I guess. I mean, it wouldn't hurt to visit.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Excellent. It's not too far from this place.
 * The group left with Batty.
 * Icky: "(Closes Door). Gees.... Something tells me this is gonna be a LONG episode...."
 * Iago's voice: "Actselly we only have three chapters in this."
 * Icky: "I was being figurative!"
 * Iago: I know, I was just joshin' ya'!
 * Icky: Ha-ha-hah! Very funny.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: (The group is inside a black limo) Well, you're all here because you're all played by none other than Robin Williams, who died a few days ago. I'm sure you all feel bad that your voice actor has died. However, that's what certain cartoon characters go through. Since the beginning of animation, cartoon characters have been losing their own voices, and are either doomed to never appear again in movies or be wiped out of them. The CVBDC Club is meant to automatically sign up any cartoon characters that shared the same fate as you all did.
 * Fender: We figured.
 * Genie: Yes. We all have a lot in common, not just our voice actor. But by the fact that...well...we're no longer getting reruns or new appearances again.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Indeed. But two of you have ANOTHER thing in common. You had OTHER voice actors that played you, right?
 * Batty/Genie: (Look at each other) Yes.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Yes, so there is nothing to be depressed about, because you aren't entirely out of the picture. Genie? You weren't just played by Robin Williams. You were played by 2 other voice actors.
 * Genie: Of course. I was played by Dan Castellaneta in the TV series.
 * Ramon: You mean that guy who played Homer Simpson, amigo?
 * Genie: Yes! (Appears as Homer Simpson) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!!! (Appears as himself) And now...I guess I kinda forgot that I am currently being played by a new actor named Jim Meskimen, a guy who performs in Who's Line Is It, Anyway?
 * Dr. Leaf Good: There you go. So there's nothing bad about losing an original voice now, is it?
 * Genie: Nope. Not when I have a new one who's just as good.
 * Dr. Leaf Good: And Batty? I'm well aware that YOUR movie franchise had a less-popular sequel?
 * Batty: Yeah, but--*Bzzz* (Imitating the Nostalgia Critic) As sequels go, this isn’t one of the worst! Especially considering how they did have much to go from in the first place. But it’s just pointless! The animation is standard, and at times, pretty sloppy, the story doesn’t really tell us any more about Ferngully or the characters. It’s just sort of a road trip movie, and even that’s not entertaining. I like the idea of the fairies getting distracted by the attractions of the human world, but it’s not fleshed out enough, and that sort of makes the characters look shallow. On the whole, it’s not god-awful; it’s all just sort of blasé and forgettable! *Bzzz*...Yeah, what my antennae made me say. Besides, even I wasn't a good character. I was voiced by some stupid lesser-known guy named Matt K. Miller, who is ABSOLUTELY LESS FUNNY THAN ROBIN!!! I mean, couldn't they just get Dan Castellaneta to play me in that movie? THAT would've made it better! I'm sorry, Ferngully is a dead work of fiction now, and Genie's so popular, he's continuing to get appearances, and not me. Matt K. Miller RUINED it for me!
 * Dr. Leaf Good: Well, I can't say I don't agree with you, but that's how most sequels work. Character voices get changed for certain reasons. Popularity or ratings of a sequal usually cause the character to feel inferior since the sequel and the new voice, or maybe even a few other traits, cause it to be so bad that the franchise goes down completely. One of them including Ferngully. It's still known, but it's not considered good enough to continue. I know it sounds tragic, but it's true.
 * Batty:...(Cries)...
 * Dr. Leaf Good: (Sighs) You'll perk up in good time, Batty.
 * Lovelace: Yeah, I mean, come on, amigo!