The Snail Lovers inquisition

This is when Spongebob's Group where brought into The Snail Lovers Inquistion which was all Icky's idea. But after the song ends and the surprise happens. It wouldent be long for things to get outta hand.

The Snail Lovers Inquistion, let's begin The Snail Lovers Inquistion, look out sin We have a mission to convert the (Jew ja Jew ja Jew ja Jews) We're gonna teach them wrong from right We're gonna help them see the light And make an offer that they can't refuse (that the Jews just can't

refuse)

Confess (confess, confess) Don't be boring Say yes (say yes, say yes) Don't be dull

A fact you're ignoring: it's better to lose your skullcap than your skull

The Snail Loving Inquistion, what a show The Snail Loving Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay The Snail Loving Inquistion, oh boy The Snail Loving Inquistion, what a joy The Sanil Loving Inquistion, oy oy

Prisoner 1: I was sitting in a temple I was minding my own business I was listening to a lovely snailing mass Then these papus persons plunge in, and they throw me in a dungeon, and they shove a red hot poker up my ass Is that considerate? Is that polite? And not a tube of Preparation H in sight

Prisoner 2: I'm sitting, plicking chickens and I'm looking through the pickings

and suddenly these guys bring down my nuts I didn't even know them and they grabbed me by the scrotum and

they started playing ping pong with my nuts

Oy, the agony Ooh, the shame To make my privates public for a game

The Snail Lovers Inquistion, what a show The Snail Lovers Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away But the Inquistion's here and it's here to -

''- Hey, Torquemada, whaddaya say? I just got back from the auto-da-fé Auto-da-fé, what's an auto-da-fé? It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway

Skit skat voodely vat tootin de day

Will you convert?'' No, no, no, no Will you confess? No, no, no, no Will you revert? No, no, no, no Will you say yes? No, no, no, no

''Now I ask in a nice way, I said pretty please, I bent their ears,

now I'll work on their knees!

Hey, Torquemada, walk this way We got a little game that you might wanna play So pull that handle, try your luck Who knows, Torq, you might win a buck! Alright!

Put it in the car (in the car x2)

How we doing? Any converts today? Not a one, nay, nay, nay We've flattened their fingers We branded their buns Nothing is working Send in the nuns!''

The Inquistion, what a show The Inquistion, here we go We know you're wishing That we'd go away So, c'mon you Moslems and you Jews We got big news for all of yous You better change your point of views today 'Cause the Inquistion's here and it's here to stay