The Truth of the Legends of Bikini Bottom

The Legends of Bikini Bottom, as it turns out, were weak versions of the real deal. Get ready to look at the Bikini Bottom Legends like never before.

The Main Drain Legend
After explaining much more than the ones of the common 'ratings trap', they discover that the Main Drain was different from the nonsensical way it was depicted, which was actually covered up by the fact that it was a bedtime story. The REAL story of the Main Drain, as well as the other legends, are all of ancient origin in the days before and after Bikini Bottom existed. The Main Drain was actually a supposedly-make-believe fable from conspiracy nuts that would easily scare people like Mr. Krabs and Plankton, only for them to be descendants of the Cthulhu-like cephalopod creators of the Main Drain itself, which is located in the most isolated place in the world: Point Nemo, named after the very traveler and survivor from Bikini Bottom who found it and nearly caused an apocalypse of the sea, and that the drain itself was made by an ancient Cthulhu-like monster for the sole purpose of his godly goal of an apocalypse, and the worshipping cephalopods were to guard it seeing the dangers it faced, and after Nemo's arrival, they secluded it even further so that nobody would ever find it. The Main Drain itself is guarded by monsters similar to Rraarg, and the borders around the cleverly-secluded Point Nemo are protected not just by high-tech military defenses brought on and issued by Nemo himself, but by relatively-isolated societies of many frightening surprises and others, and especially for the fact that the Bikini Bottom Triangle is located in this very sector, making everyone know that anyone who has ever gone beyond this point has never returned, making the place nothing but dangers around every corner, dead graveyards and boneyards, dumps, monsters and many hazards, and anything worse than the road to Shell City. But our heroes may have to find it and protect it because there are rumors that the Cthulhu-like monster has been released from his R'lyeh like prison, and is on his way to the Main Drain to complete his plan. Thus they will have to traverse all these threats in order to stop it. Will they succeed?

Trenchbillies Legend
Exploring more of trench environments besides Rock Bottom and this, involving the possible nuclear waste disposal of the Mariana Trench run by Barreleye schizophrenic criminal mastermind A.B Wintersvent, and so on, clearly also speaking Trenchian (Raspberry speak from Rock Bottom, albeit most learn clear English).

Goonami Legend
Involving an Ice Age 2 like storyline involving a melting glacier near Goo Lagoon and releasing a monster similar to a plesiosaur named Goonami, and a giant flooding, all while being planned by a terrorist marine iguana named Hector. Thus, our heroes learn a technique from Sandy to throw life-preservers at drowning people like lassoes, but even that won't be enough to save them.

Mermaid Man And Barnacle Boy Legend
The Lodgers' first mission in SpongeBob's homeworld involves one of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's oldest enemies who defeated them and took over the ocean many times in the form of a shark named Shark Lord, the self-proclaimed 'Master of Evil' in SpongeBob's world for beating SpongeBob's heroes multiple times, and since the two are retired due to age, they send the Lodgers to do it because he no doubt wants to enslave Bikini Bottom and beyond and establish another profitable criminal society, along with the more major concern of him trying to get rid of the curse of "Being Old" by seeking out the fabled Pearl of Youth in the Yellow Sea of China (In Spongebob's world) with a fresh new generation of shark super villains (Due to being so infamous that he also whooped the other Mermaidman villains' butts and earned a bit of a shotty reputation ever since.) along with the bonus of immortallity would serve to worsen a would be return.

Bikini Bottom Triangle Legend
Discover more in the origins and legend of the Bikini Bottom Triangle, and how it may involve a larger capital island run by a stunning female lionfish black market profiteer named Lizzie Currents, a victim of an overzealious vengeful former bully target of her "rambunchious" life as a bully who "failed to mature out of those transgressions" and exposed certain parts of her life as a shamed beloved belle of Bass Vegas for being a closet stripper who only did it to help her finacelly devided family, which forced her to lead an un-noble life because this vengeful victim wasn't punished quickly enough before her exsile happened and turned dark as a CEO of a secret underground corperation known as Bermuda Currents Incorperated, where with losing a sense of trust in people, began enslaving people like the mermaids to provide her with all she needed to make Bermuda Currents Inc a successful underground business known throughout the seven seas (And the one or two civilised trenches).

Rraarg Legend
Discovering more on Rraarg's backstory besides being created by chemicals, being a revived fossilized organism that might reveal a prehistoric-like subterranean coral-forest graveyard preserved for eons, as well as being inhabited by not just average wildlife, but more creatures like Rraarg, who were all called 'Scleractinianoid fossilius', which are actually descended from a prehistoric coral and, with a touch of radioactive wave, not only revives them, but accelerates their evolution by a billion or million years. Thus, Rraarg gets to reunite with his kind, and introduces them to snow globes and Patrick starts to get happy when he gets along with giant versions of himself, as they had the personalities to him, limited vocabulary that ranges from Groot levels to caveman talk to just random gibberish, yet had the temper and strength of Big Sister Sam, yet are nevertheless friendly as long as you treat them right. However, there are two coelacanth brothers who have long known about this: a paleontologist named Leven Berg and his evil Sykes-style former paleontologist brother Monte Berg, who wish to use them for both good and evil. With Monte doing everything he can to take control of these things with his 16 pet nudibranches who are similar yet highly different than Puffy Fluffy, who naturally eat sponges and are much more unstable yet serve Monte with a burning kinship, how will our heroes stop this?

Weresquirrel Legend
Sandy seems to get infected by a myopathic sea-borne infection during her athletic activities in Bikini Bottom that fuels itself through working out, turning her into a 'Were-Squirrel' which SpongeBob clearly needs to save from not just angry mobs, but also an Indo-Pacific lancetfish game hunter named Lancet Hunting, who is not easy to avoid.

Volcano Legend
A story involving the Sponge-Cano and a missing giant isopod named Irwin trying to find his way out of the underground volcanic caverns, being trapped for countless years while facing other subterranean threats. Discovering that the underground society's leader, Earthy Spirule the Ram's Horn Squid, refuses to let anyone who enters leave to protect the surface world from an ancient monster that almost found ways out multiple times, they have to find a way to fix this. However, will our heroes mistakenly trust the wrong person because Earthy and his main followers were too demanding and seemingly in the wrong to trust?

Piñata Locas Legend
The heroes discover that, in the Gulf of Mexico, there is a place called Piñata Bottom, which was always known as the best fiesta city in the ocean, and Sandy decides to go there for friends from New Mexico in the form of two fox squirrel seaweed farmers named Rico and Tico. Though they discover that Piñata Bottom is not as it seems. There are living piñatas terrorizing the place, sandstorms plague the town, and the people are fighting for survival under the leadership of dolphin protectors Leña and Peña and their anonymous mayor Mayor Mujer, revealing that the town was ravaged on Cinco de Mayo by a crab named Bandit El Loco, who wronged his mother for not believing her about a live piñata sight brought on my his adopted mother Miss Voocan, and and is seeking revenge on the desendent of the sherruff who long defeated him before as an undead immortal, bringing Piñata Bottom under living piñata siege, turning it into the ghost town it is now. With help from a hooded seal named Custodio Marco and his adopted sister and love interest harbor seal named Meritxell, as well as living sentient piñatas called the Piñata Locas who have the fragmented personalities of Voocan, the heroes must save Piñata Bottom from this overkill of a  crab.

Curse of the Hex Legend
When Mr. Krabs takes his greed in profit too far on the sadistic mother of Madam Hagfish, Yaga Hagfish, she does a REAL curse that threatens to destroy the Krusty Krab forever unless, and only unless, he repents his sins. With all other attempts only making the curse worse, they have to give the hag what she wants. They eventually discover that Yaga is not truly evil as she has a split personality, one side being the evil side they saw, while the other is a neutrally-evil witch who does bad things for the greater good, and doing well in teaching life lessons who eventually managed to give even her evil side a sense of morality. Though this doesn't seem to hold much weight for Mr. Krabs, it shows that this is not completely ill intent, and Mr. Krabs still needs to learn.

Mr. Krabs Tells The True Story
Krusty Krab Later... Flashback Present Flashback, aftermath of the Main Drain Canon Story. Present
 * SpongeBob: Well, I guess Mr. Krabs got me in my 5-minute break again. And as usual, I gotta pay a dollar for another minute.
 * Patrick: Yeah. I mean, I really liked that Main Drain story you told me last night.
 * SpongeBob: Sure. Wanna tell it to you again?
 * Patrick: DO I?!?
 * Patrick:... STILL AS REALISTIC AS BEFORE!
 * ???: Uh... Excuse me? (They face a nearby customer)... I couldn't help overhearing your story.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, yeah. Mr. Krabs told us about it yesterday.
 * Customer: Well... Can I ask a few questions?
 * SpongeBob: Sure!
 * Customer: First question... Why would Mr. Krabs be concerned about a normal drain plug being unplugged?
 * SpongeBob:... I...
 * Customer: And where'd the story come from if it was supposed to be non-fictional?
 * SpongeBob: I, uh... I didn't know what I was saying, honestly, so I went with it.
 * Customer: I'm sorry, it's just... None of this makes any sense.
 * ???: WELL, OF COURSE IT DOESN'T!! (Mr. Krabs came in)
 * Mr. Krabs: Because he got EVERYTHING wrong. ME and Plankton were NOT the ding-a-lings who unplugged it, it did NOT occur, and I am NOT THAT off my rocker as to tell the story 'cuz of a normal drain plug!
 * Customer:... Well... No wonder it made no sense.
 * Mr. Krabs: You two... (Turns off the lights)... Time for the REAL STORY OF THE MAIN DRAAAIIIN!
 * (Mr. Krabs): The Main Drain ain't just something out in the open for some little scoundrels to pull. It's actually located somewhere so secret, it's protected by ancient people and monsters. And you ever question yer' selves of WHY it exists if it causes an apocalypse? It was built by giant monsters with the godly purpose of destruction. (A Cthulhu-like creature was seen creating the Main Drain with several similar yet smaller followers) Nobody knows what became of these beings. All that was known by outsiders who heard of the leaked info, ensured that it not be pulled and fulfill these beings' dreaded purpose. The location of the Main Drain is unknown, only that it's said to be in the most isolated area of the Pacific Ocean, where nobody would ever find it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Only a warning can be known through ancient dialect. "If you step into the boundaries of the Main Drain, tread carefully, or nobody... Will ever be heard from... Again!"
 * Patrick:... Okay, that's a LOT more realistic than the last version.
 * Customer: Yeah! I mean, DANG!
 * Mr. Krabs: And you two, I don't want'cha looking for it like idiots.
 * SpongeBob: After how we told the story in a silly way? I don't there's any chance we'll do that.
 * Patrick: Unless of course-
 * Mr. Krabs: NO! No unless!
 * Patrick:... I was gonna say if it's creators came back.
 * Mr. Krabs: Doubt it. They've never been seen in nay hundreds of moons. It's been said they killed themselves because they realized how CRAZY their master was, and wondering where he came from. So far, the only description of that forbidden wasteland was of some guy named Nemo. He said it was barren, crazy, chaotic, and best not to set foot in, as even trying to protect it and seal it off ain't worth the effort, as the followers were said to have lost it and will follow the searchers directly there. No one who had attempted that has ever returned.
 * Patrick: "Hey wait, if the real main drain can't be found, THEN WHAT WAS THE DRAIN WE DID ENCOUNTER IN THE CANON SHOW?! And how in Squidward's bald head and big nose we we get out of that?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: That was OBVIOUSLY just a silly abridged story from the canon show! That "Main Drain" was just a normal drain that was simply meant to keep our earth's water in place. Also, since our canon show isn't so continuity savvy, well, after the episode was done....
 * The World was seen without the water.
 * A familier intellectual voice from the second Spongebob Movie: "Oh bother, what did the past do THIS time? Okay, I'll fix it. (Claps flippers and suddenly things turned back to normal) Ahh, there we are. Oh, and uh, get rid of THIS! (Gets rid of the canonized Main Drain) I swear, Earthlings are getting more idiotic these days."
 * SpongeBob:... Hmm. Wait, isn't that guy supposed to be before this time? I mean, isn't this a day AFTER the Main Drain episode?
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well he didn't tell ya that he has multiable jobs apart from watching the universe. He's also a continuity restarter for shows with little to no continuity. For exsample..... While else do those Looney Tune Villains like Yousemitie Sam and Elmer Fudd come back after going through nasty stuff, or why there can be two versons of Tirek and Smooze? He's basicly required to create a continuity conflict avoider."
 * Squidward: "Well at least Cheerilee will know who to blame for why her marriage is no longer successful."
 * Patrick: "Too soon, Squidward."
 * Squidward: "It has been a long time since SAF season 3, Patrick."
 * Mr. Krabs: Point is, the Main Drain is kinda reversed for a more better role.
 * Squidward: And no doubt made that canon story one told by a complete quarter-wit.
 * SpongeBob: Why, thank you, Squidward.
 * Squidward: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!
 * Mr. Krabs: So, yeah, no doubt we'll NEVER have to deal with that in real li- (A triangle wormhole came out)
 * Bubbles the Dolphin: (He came out) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! GUYS!! YOU GOTTA FIND THE MAIN DRAIN!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Really?
 * Bubbles: Uh, yeah, turns out, the one who created it, IS AN ENEMY OF MINE WHO WAS THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING IT EXPOSED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! And since he has little experience in undoing paradoxes, you need to stop him from doing it the normal way.
 * SpongeBob:... Why us?
 * Bubbles: Because, it's your show! But for a non-meta explanation, he can debunk me everywhere else, and I need close friends to help.
 * Patrick:... Who are you?
 * Bubbles: Future friend, shut up.
 * SpongeBob:... If you know about the space-time continuum and beyond, can you expand on who this enemy of yours is?
 * Bubbles: Well... I wish I could say, but it's strictly against protocol to explain outer god affairs to mortals. Let's just say, he exists to destroy the sea.
 * Squidward: "And why?"
 * Bubbles: "Well, it's nothing nessersaly malicious. It's because it's his job as part of the cycle of getting rid of the old lifetime in favor of a new one."
 * Sandy: (Nearby eating a Krabby Patty) "That kinda sounds like a vicious cycle."
 * SpongeBob: Oh, hey, Sandy, when did you get here?
 * Sandy:... You served me a while ago while explaining your silly story. Didn't you notice me? You always seem to given your crush on me.
 * SpongeBob:... For once... I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself with that.
 * Sandy: But yeah, destroying a universe just to recreate it seems crazy.
 * Bubbles: "Keep in mind that outer gods tend to be amoral, otherwise things like that Main Drain nonsense wouldn't even be a thing. It's basically a part of a grand design of things that nothing's meant to last forever. Even if you prevent one cataclysm, there's always gonna be something bigger in the future far beyond anyone capable of stopping it."
 * Patrick: "Well that's depressing."
 * Bubbles: Why do you think the outer gods themselves have guardians? But again, I can't explain much. I can't be around to guide you on this quest. All I CAN do is give you the coordinates. (Summons them up) Here they are.
 * Sandy: (Looks at them)... Oh, boy!
 * Squidward: What?
 * Sandy: This is the oceanic point of inaccessibility on Earth. Point Nemo, to be exact.
 * Mr. Krabs: Wait, you mean that place where R'lyeh and Cthulhu are located?
 * Bubbles: Cthulhu AND his home of R'lyeh are only of the same outer race of the Main Drain creator. This one is far more powerful and dangerous. You must tread carefully when entering their territory. The best way you can start, is by contacting Commodore Nemo, the only one in your world who has the best knowledge of the Main Drain and it's secrets. Bare in mind that he's elderly, and he's on borrowed time since his adventure there was decades ago, so much so that he's HEAVILY guarded! The president of the Pacific Ocean guards that area as well as Area 51 on the surface.
 * Patrick: "Well no problem. Because the worse that's gonna happen is that our earth is just simply without water again. Nothing you can't simply reverse once it happens."
 * Bubbles: "Here's the problematic dilemma. Something like continuity correction and restarting is one thing, but something actually apart of a grand design of any outer god, good or evil, is something even I have no power over. Should the true main drain be pulled, that's about it. The sea will be taken and all creatures will suffer a never-ending drought."
 * Squidward: "..... That, actselly makes things more intense then the last main drain."
 * SpongeBob: And what's to stop this 'outer god' from doing this again?
 * Bubbles: The grand design is supposed to be a test for a universal law. If it can defend itself from the danger it poses, it proves that the universe is in balance, and the creator cannot do it again. His goal will be null and void, and therefore... So will he.
 * Patrick:... As in, dead?
 * Bubbles: More like, erased from existence. Outer gods cannot die, as they have ALWAYS existed as long as the multiverse itself. They can merely be cancelled. Every Outer God has a purpose. If that purpose is rendered moot, then there is no need. You beat the creator, then he and the Main Drain, are history.
 * Sandy: Sounds like a mission. I'll contact the Lodgers.
 * Bubbles: Uh, that cannot happen. THIS is the world being judged, and therefore, other-worldly beings are forbidden to interfere. If any outsiders are allowed to interfere, you will forfeit the grand scheme, and other outer gods, specifically the ones who plan these grand schemes, will aid and stop you entirely. And trust me, they CANNOT be stopped even by you. If you let outsiders come, your world's gone. It must be the 5 of you alone.
 * Patrick:... That doesn't sound fair.
 * Bubbles: They're amoral outer-dimensional beings. They don't believe in fairness, nor do they care about the concerns of their mortal creations as they only view them as ants, and don't care what they step on, whether it's them, or the grass beneath their feet. It's THEIR multiverse, and they can do what they want with it. Even I cannot do anything about it. It's up to you 5. Good luck out there. (He goes back into his triangular wormhole)
 * Squidward:... Well, tartar sauce!
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Well, looks like we have to make this work with just us.
 * Squidward: "Though I'd imagined that Icky would throw a hissy fit for leaving him out on an adventure."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well even he has to understand that we have to play by the rules of greater existences, we have no choice either way."

Meeting Commodore Nemo
Nemo Land Boundaries Nemo's Bunker Flashback
 * SpongeBob: (He and the other 4 heroes arrived as laser guided guns were pointed at them) YIPES!!!
 * Sandy: Stand back!
 * (Soldier): You are entering a restricted area! State your business!
 * Sandy:... (They look at each other)... WE NEED TO TALK TO COMMODORE NEMO!! WE HAVE INFO ABOUT THE MAIN DRAIN!
 * (Soldier #2): AND HOW CAN WE TRUST YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: WE'RE LEADERS OF THE SHELL LODGE SQUAD! CAN WE PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE BIT MORE RESPECT HERE?!?
 * (Soldier #3): Shell Lodgers? THE Shell Lodgers? Oh why didn't you say so-
 * (Soldier #1): HOLD IT, DIPSHIT!? They have no authorization here. If you wish to discuss things with Commodore Nemo, then you must prove we can trust you.
 * Squidward: Ya know, if Icky was here, he'd be flipping his lid right about now.
 * Sandy: Your seriously asking that!? We've saved this world AND the entiriity of BOTH united universes more then once?! I know alot of fish folk aren't exactly bright, BUT THIS IS A NEW LOW?! WE'RE, THE, SHELL LOUGE SQUAD?! WHAT IN BLAZES DO YOU WANT FROM US, YOU FUTURE CANIDATE FOR FISHSTICKS?!
 * (Soldier #1): DON'T YOU BACKSASS US!! (They fired as they dodged comically) THAT was a warning shot! Disobey us again, and they WON'T be-
 * (???): SWIMMINGS?!?
 * (Soldier #1 (Swimmings)): (He was surprised)... C-C-C-Commodore Nemo?!? I... You're walking again!
 * (Nemo): Nevermind that, you disobedient simpleton?! I WAS ACTSELLY EXPECTING THE LOUGERS HERE AND YOU DESRESPECT THEM AS IF YOUR IN CHARGED HERE, YOU DISOBEDIENT PILE OF TRASH?! Now, send these heroes in! I MUST speak with them. Failure to comply will GET YOUR ASS KICKED?!
 * (Swimmings):... Yes, sir! (They let them in)
 * Elderly Clark's Anemonefish (Nemo): Misfits, I must apologies for Swimmings behavior... He's, a known rule-nut.
 * Sandy: "That's actselly not his ONLY problem! The nerve of that idjit not respecting the Lougers that saved everyone's hide, his including, from certain destruction."
 * Nemo: "Well, gratefulness isn't the problem. We aren't known to get, visitors, well, not friendly ones at the least. You can't exactly blame his rudeness."
 * Squidward: "You'd called him a disobedient pile of trash and yet he's suppose to be all about rules?"
 * Nemo: "Well sometimes he's too quick to act on his own accurd if he feels that this place needs to be protected. Being rule-abiding isn't the same as obedience."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Yeah, we got the gist of that guy being a total spaz."
 * Nemo: Onto business. Bubbles seemed to inform me that you five were coming. And I KNEW that something was doing nutsy stuff to make this 'grand scheme' go a bit faster. The creator is going to EXTREME lengths to make it happen.
 * Squidward: No kidding.
 * Nemo: But I learned something during our last encounter. That was in my younger days. Turns out, the creator is not just doing this for the grand scheme anymore. But after finding out that his purpose is tied to the grand scheme, he is trying to rig his way through it, because he is one of the individuals rebelling against their own purpose, because he is pissed that he only exists for one simple thing.
 * Squidward: "So your telling me that this is no longer a case of amoral beings desiding that our world's gonna end unless we fight back, but now your telling me that this guy is desiding to fuck that for his own needs? Well in that case, then we aren't gonna play by the rules neither, we-"
 * Nemo: Actselly, it's BOTH of those things. Yes, the creater IS going against the grand design, BUT, he is still protected by certain rules that aren't well arounded against a revolter, so, outsiders still can't interfear reguardless whether the revolter is being defient or not.
 * Squidward: "Oh NOW you tell us."
 * Sandy: "Well what drove him to deside that?"
 * Nemo: It's a long story of typical outer-god politics always going south. It all started long ago...

Return to the Trenchbilly Lands
Bikini Bottom Flashback Present Treedome Trench Crevice
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was running away) YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (He runs through town and dodges common citizen affairs comically) GANGWAY!!! GANGWAAAAAAAY!! (He did this a few more times until he finally reached the Krusty Krab) I GOTTA GO TO MY OFFICE!! (He goes in and locks it down)... WHEW!
 * SpongeBob: (He knocks) Mr. Krabs? Is there a problem?
 * Mr. Krabs: DON'T DRAW ATTENTION TO ME, BOY!!! SHE'S COMIN' BACK!!!
 * Squidward: (Reading a book) That's what she said! (He was launched through the roof by a spring chair)... WHAT IN THE OCEAN?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: CONSIDER THAT A NEW RULE! DON'T SPEAK WITH THAT ATTITUDE, OR THAT WILL HAPPEN!!! NOW SHUT UP, AND TELL WHOEVER COMES I AIN'T HERE!!!
 * Squidward: (Recovers) Whatever!
 * SpongeBob: Who's coming?
 * ???: HONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY!!! (He was shocked at recognizing that voice)... I'MA COMIN'!!!
 * ???: AH-YUK! THAT'S WHAT-
 * ???: YOU SAY 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID' ONE MORE TIME, CJ, I'LL SPANK YA AGAIN!!!
 * ???: Sorry, Ma!
 * SpongeBob:... LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN, LEMME IN!!! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO THEIR TRENCH!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: NEITHER DO I!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He hides in the cash register)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He smashed through the defenses) WHOOOOOOOO'S TOUCHING ME CASH REGISTEEEEEEEEEEEEER?!?... Wait! (Ma Angler and her family came in)
 * Ma Angler: HONEY-BUN!!! I'M HERE FOR YA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He screamed wildly) I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!! (The Trenchbillies held him at pitchfork-point)
 * Cletus Junior: You ain't goin' nowhere! You'd best come quietly back home! (Teether pulls SpongeBob out) YOU, TOO, SPONGE!
 * Squidward: Well, I'll leave you guys to it- (They held him as well) AW, COME ON!!!
 * Betsy: NO WITNESSEEESS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: GET AWAY FROM ME!! YOU HILLBILLIES ARE CRAZY!!!
 * Ma Angler: THAT'S NO WAY TO TALK TO YER' WIFE!!
 * Mr. Krabs: I WAS NEVER IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! And you STILL owe me money for your orders! I ain't coming with you! You tried to keep me best fry cook hostage in your hell-hole forever!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO NOT INSULT MA ANGLER!!! (He pokes him as he screamed)
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, excuse me! You guys nearly ruined me business. Why should I go with you?
 * Ma Angler: You think I came ALL this way, JUST TO FINISH WHAT I STARTED?!? Besides, we already found a new replacement for yer' friends.
 * Mr. Krabs: Who?... OH, GROSS, YOU DIDN'T-
 * Ma Angler: Oh, f*** no!... THOSE kiddies died at childbirth.
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He went into the bathroom, smashing through the nickel toll, and vomited aggressively)
 * Squidward:... He really did that?
 * Ma Angler: Naw! We gave 'em a little bitta somethin' called 'Viagra' we found from the surface. (They were in the bathroom by that comment)... Yeesh! Bring down the mood, why don't'cha?
 * Mr. Krabs: Says the hillbilly and her incestuous offspring who still owes me money for my service, steals and harbors people, and threatens to murder 'em!
 * Uncle Belcher: (He speaks in burps)
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah! Racist, much?
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, is that EVEN a possibility?
 * Cletus Junior: NO!... I mean, not that much. But, here's the thing... Our home's... Sorta in danger.
 * Squidward: Not interested. We don't help people who kidnap people.
 * Ma Angler: Is that so? Well, how's about a deal? You help us, I might consider gettin' the money ah owe ya?
 * Betsy: Whatever that is.
 * SpongeBob:... You don't know what money is?
 * Ma Angler: Haven't used it in centuries. We just trade for s***. Anyway, whaddiya say?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's gonna take a LOT more than that for us to help you.
 * Ma Angler: And what else could yall' want?
 * Mr. Krabs: A divorce for starters.
 * Ma Angler: Well fair enough. You was never around much anyways.
 * SpongeBob:... Could you tell us exactly WHAT this danger is so we can be sure we can trust you?
 * Cletus Junior: Very well, then....
 * (Cletus Junior): Just last month, something strange occurred in our hometown. (Some strange material came into the goo)
 * Trenchbilly #1: (Going into an outhouse) Well, it's now or never! (He goes in, but then the outhouse emanates with radioactive essence, and it blew up).... (Coughs)..... Worth it..... BLAHH!
 * (Uncle Belcher): (He burped)
 * (All Other Trenchbillies): Amen!
 * (Squidward): Do what?
 * (Cletus Junior): Mah brother died in the can that day. He died of some strange bulges all over his durn body.
 * (Squidward): Radiation?
 * (Cletus Junior): Radio what now?
 * (Squidward): Your home is poisoned with radiation. I think your brother may've died of cancer.
 * (Ma Angler):... The crab?
 * (SpongeBob): No. A friend of mine says that it's a cellular sickness and abnormal growth of cells that can be fatal. Radiation does that to you.
 * (Ma Angler):... I guess... I guess THAT does explain it.
 * (Cletus Junior): Anyway, since then, we noticed the stuff in our drinkin' water. Many more of us died of the same durn sickness, and we needed help. Had to leave our home and get help. And since there was nowhere else to go, we came here, looking for the closest we had here. You guys.
 * Cletus Junior: I assure you, we are asking for someone to get us back our home.
 * Squidward:... I still say we let 'em rot.
 * SpongeBob: (Gasps) Squidward!
 * Squidward: SpongeBob, they tried to kill you and keep you prisoner. And you HONESTLY wanna help them?
 * SpongeBob: They're still people! I don't care what they did, or how ugly you may find them, I stay we owe it to them for at least leaving us alone.
 * Squidward: "Ugggh, fine. But only because even a curtual wasteland as Bikini Bottom doesn't deserve a refugee crisis as ugly as them."
 * Cletus Jr.: "You think we WANT to be here, buddy? The sunlight ain't so good for out oh-nat-ter-al com-plex-tion. You also have weird tenticle creatures that sting us. (A jellyfish stung him) YOW?! See what I mean? Plus, we done hear that Bikini Bottom is a total cesspool of stupidity and corruption. We only came here out of deseration!"
 * Squidward: "...... Ya know this city went downhill if even uneducated countrymen think low of it."
 * Cletus Jr: "Well don't take it too plumb personal, it's only our personal opinion."
 * Uncle Belcher: "(Burps)."
 * Cletus Jr.: "Oh, that and we don't like the sight of them seahorseless carrages you have."
 * Mr. Krabs: "All right, all right! We'll march right down there and fix the problem! If it means I can be alone again."
 * Spongebob: "Buuuut, we may want to see Sandy first. She would offer some kind of protection from the radiation."
 * Cletus Junior: Well, at least we have some smarty to help protect AND identify this stuff. Where's she?
 * Ma Angler:... Your smarty friend... Is a surface-dweller?
 * Sandy: Well, yeah? I'm a scientist. What's the problem with having a land creature with you?
 * Cletus Junior: Oh don't get us wrong. Just because we're backwoods country folk, don't always means we're racist or nothin. We just didn't expect a land critter within miles of the sea.I mean, aren't air living folk dependent of that invisable stuff that unlike water ya can't really see?
 * Sandy: Well let's just say I'm part of an invention company with, a rather weird way of keeping things private. Just take me to your home, and I'll see what I can do.
 * Sandy: (She goes down with a hazmat aqua suit and a jetpack)...
 * Mr. Krabs:... So... What IS this stuff, exactly?
 * Ma Angler: I dunno! It looks silvery and like liquid metal, and had sickening energy emanating from it.
 * (Sandy): HOLY SHOOT!!! YALL HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM DOWN HERE! SEEMS LIKE YOUR RADIOACTIVE PROBLEM HAD JUST GOTTEN WORSE! THIS STUFF IS EVERYWHERE!! I'LL GET A SAMPLE AND WE'LL DISCUSS THINGS FROM THERE!
 * Cletus Junior: YOU DO THAT!
 * SpongeBob: Silvery metal? Hmm. Sounds like something Sandy would know.
 * Ma Angler: Ain't that exactly why we asked her to help us? She'd best hurry her furry ass up! I can't stand the sunlight up here!
 * Sandy: (She flew back up)... Alright! Here it is!... You see... Your goo is tainted with... The three radioactive elements uranium, neptunium, and plutonium.
 * Ma Angler: The hecktopus is that?
 * Sandy: They're elements on the periodic table that are radioactive, can accumulate in bones, and are commonly used for spacecraft and, most notably, in nuclear weaponry.
 * Mr. Krabs: AW, NEPTUNE PRESERVER!!!
 * Squidward: THAT S***?!?
 * Ma Angler:... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Eh, you guys deserve the explanation. They're among the most powerful bombs we land creatures have ever tested. Humans on the surface usually test them on the islands above us. They incinerate many things when dropped, and coat the surrounding blast radius with radiation. We're scared of such a weapon as it can damage the environment and the world itself. What I'm starting to ask myself is how this stuff got here.
 * Ma Angler: I'm starting to wonder such whale-s*** myself! Why in the name of the Mariana Trench would someone leave it in our-
 * Sandy: WAIT!... Say that one more time!
 * Ma Angler:... Whale s***? Is that too profane? I try to be much more "CUL-Tured" then that, beleive or not.
 * Sandy: No, no, no, the Mariana Trench!
 * Ma Angler:... What about it? Ain't that the-
 * Sandy: The deepest area on Earth, exactly! If I ain't mistaken, it's said to be a place of nuclear waste disposal. I always thought it was a silly myth since humans wouldn't be that stupid. But then again, after THIS? And considering this mixture of radioactive elements is fresh... Then I think it may be accurate.
 * SpongeBob: Someone's DUMPING nuclear waste in these trenches?
 * Sandy: I don't know yet. We COULD check the Mariana Trench to find out, but... I don't think that will be easy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why not?
 * Sandy: Because, the Mariana Trench is over 10,000 meters deep. The pressure of such, could crush even an ordinary deep sea fish like paper.
 * Cletus Junior: I dunno, it seems to have a capital, from what I heard.
 * SpongeBob and Friends: It does?!?
 * Cletus Junior: Yeah. Mariana Bottom. Though we haven't kept track of that place in centuries, nor any other place. The best info we got was from a few trespassers from this place called Rock Bottom, but I dunno'!
 * SpongeBob:... Rock Bottom? Oh, snap!
 * Cletus Junior: What's eatin' ya?
 * SpongeBob: I was stranded there once, and went back once or twice. Went there by accident after getting on the wrong bus. Then the bus service was screwing me over when I tried to leave. Not to mention the folks are creepy, speak in raspberries,  can or can't be helpful, or thieves who steal others' candy from vending machines.
 * Ma Angler: Oh, that spittin' speech is their natural dialect. Trenchian. The place is utterly sickening. People who went there have been scammed once or twice, and any visitors from the upper zones here have died or gone insane when down there.
 * Uncle Belcher: (Burps)
 * Betsy: Shoo right! As much as we prefer to stay away from that place, perhaps they SHOULD give yall' info on how to fix this.
 * Spongebob: "Well I don't fell comfertable going back. Too many unpleasent memories."
 * Sandy: "Well your gonna have to man-up, because THIS is a serious problem that could have dire consinquences to the evioment, if not eventually the world if left unchecked!"

Story of Mariana Bottom
Mariana Trench
 * Sandy: (As the five heroes went down in her sub)... Alright, everyone! Let's be clear that we must wear these pressurized suits. Even if you CAN breath down there, the pressure increases immensely. Without these, you'd crumple like a soda can. Once we reach Mariana Bottom, we need to be careful. From what we learned it suffered, we might need to sick together.
 * Mr. Krabs: Aye. The place sounded like a literal hell. Appropriate since it's the deepest place on Earth.
 * Sandy: Just stick with me. And DON'T do anything stupid. (They continued going deeper and deeper)
 * Computer: Radioactive activity increasing. ETA to Mariana Bottom, 2 minutes.
 * Sandy: Alrighty! We're almost there. Let's make this mission count!
 * SpongeBob: (They look out the windows)... It's total darkness down here!
 * Patrick: Yeah! Someone turned off the Sun!
 * Sandy: That's cause the Sun can't reach this depth. There's no plants to provide much oxygen in the water, which is why air supply is important, and there's not that much documented native wildlife in this place. So, be ready to meet new and spooky things once we land.
 * Squidward: I think we found it! (They reach Mariana Bottom, which was a city of cracked and platform-hazardous lands with tons of bridges, pipes being used as tunnels and many other ways of transport, nuclear waste pools with radio-hazard signs and waste barrels, treacherous rock formations, and the inhabitants are much larger than those in Rock Bottom)
 * Mr. Krabs: HOLY TRIDENT OF NEPTUNE!!! THE PEOPLE THERE ARE HUGE!!!
 * Sandy: Probably because of the effects of deep-sea gigantism. It's a way for them to adapt to not just the higher pressure, but scarcer food resources and the cold temperatures of this depth.
 * Squidward: And I just got lost in morale.
 * Sandy: Don't puss out right now, Squid! We need to find whoever's responsible for this! (They note all the toxic nuclear waste coming out of factories)
 * Spongebob looks at a sign.
 * Spongebob: "(Reads) Property (Rassberries), of (Rassberries), Adrian (Rassberries), Boreas (Rassberries) Wintersvent (Rassberries)."
 * Squidward: "Ya don't have to include the rassberries, idiot!"
 * SpongeBob: I kinda do.
 * Squidward: Why?
 * Sandy: Does it matter? We need to find out who this 'Adrian Boreas Wintersvent' is.
 * SpongeBob: OH MY GOSH, PATRICK, LOOK!!! (They saw bioluminescent variants of jellyfish)
 * Patrick: WHOA!!! Jellyfish!
 * Sandy: Oh, you mean comb jellies? They're pretty common trench wildlife. (The jellyfish suddenly got sick)... And... They seem to be getting intoxicated.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, those poor creatures.
 * Sandy: Eh, normally I'd argue that trench jellyfish are too aggressive to catch, even if they don't get harmed, but they do need to be helped. The Rock Bottomites said their numbers were dwindling.
 * SpongeBob: When did you figure that out?
 * Sandy: When I was checking things out on my own and examining the health of the wildlife. Regardless, we must find this Wintersvent.

(Later...)

Rock-Bottom-esque Manor Inside Manor Wintersvent's Office Later... Wintersvent's Office
 * Squidward: (The arrived at a factory and a tower that were both mere arcade consoles, and the middle building which was Wintersvent's Manor, which was a large television with Wintersvent himself on it)... WHOA! That guy is FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA-KY!!!
 * Sandy: When have you met someone here that WASN'T freaky-looking? This guy is called a barreleye fish. Winteria telescopa to be specific. We must meet with him.
 * SpongeBob: I dunno. He seems a little suspicious.
 * Sandy: Don't worry. I got this. (They landed in a spooky giant tube worm garden as they stared at them ominously, frightening them) They're just tube worms. They can be found in the Hydrothermal Fields of Rock Bottom. They're harmless... As long as ya' don't piss em off. (They stared blankly and menacingly at them as they approached the entrance)
 * Fangtooth #1: (Two fangtooth guards blocked their path) State *pbbt* your business *pbbt*!
 * Sandy:... You speak Non-Trenchian?
 * Fangtooth #2: What *Pbbt*?
 * Sandy: I'll take that as a 'no'! (Clears throat) God, I feel so awkward doing this! (Openly) We *pbbt* request a meeting *pbbt* with your boss *pbbt*! (She sighed as the saliva stained her helmet)
 * Fangtooth #2: Wintersvent *pbbt* has no appointments *pbbt* for the moment *pbbt*. No one without an appointment *pbbt* is allowed to enter *pbbt*.
 * Sandy: (Sighs) Plan B, then!
 * SpongeBob: P-P-P-Plan B?!?
 * Sandy: SHUSH! (Openly) I am a Treedome Enterprises employee *pbbt* who supports Wintersvent's actions *pbbt*, and these surfie idiots are conspirators *pbbt* against Wintersvent *pbbt* who almost ratted him out *pbbt*. Only Wintersvent knows a form of punishment *pbbt* AND good torture *pbbt* to bust who they work for *pbbt*! Should he have their limbs *pbbt* tied into your torture animal's pen *pbbt* and leave them torn to bits? (Makes violent gorey noises scaring SpongeBob) Or *pbbt*, dare I say *pbbt*, pluck each individual eyelash one-by-one *pbbt*, AND TAKING AWAY EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN LAST EYELASH WISH ALONG WITH THEM *PBBT*?!? (SpongeBob screams) Eh, who knows *pbbt*? Maybe Wintersvent can provide one *pbbt*!
 * SpongeBob: (The heroes panicked)
 * Fangtooth #2: Well, then *pbbt*, that changes everything *pbbt*! You may come in *pbbt*!
 * Fangtooth #1: Make a wish *pbbt*! (Plucks and eyelash from SpongeBob as they laughed)
 * Sandy:... That was way too easy.
 * SpongeBob: Clearly!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw: (He came into his office) Sorry to disturb your work, sir. But a land creature from Treedome Enterprises supporting your work has brought conspirators who almost compromised our operations.
 * ???:... (Christopher Lloyd voice)..... YOU HALFWIT?! When would Treedome Enterprises even acknowledge my existence? Bring them to me at once, Stoppy!!
 * Stoplight Loosejaw (Stoppy): It will be done. (He left)
 * ???: (He was shown with a menacing barreleye face)... Just what is this land creature trying to play here? Jupitor, make sure they aren't trying to get out.
 * A Hiss was heard as what looked like a Pacific viperfish was seen and hisses and growls was heard.
 * Sandy:... You know... I'm beginning to think that lie wouldn't fool A.B. so easily if he has been at this for years.
 * Squidward: And what makes you say that? Seems like there's no one here to- (Gun cocks were heard as Fangtooth/Sabertoothfish/Barreleye guards cornered them)... You know... I REALLY gotta learn to keep my mouth shut.
 * The group were dragged away as a hissing figure was watching.
 * Sandy: (They were brought in)...
 * ???: Now, I know I'm not exactly a mentally well person, but I am insulted if you had assumed that I was also stupid?! Would I be able to get away with what I am doing if I was easy to dope like that?!
 * Patrick: WHOA, CHRISTOPHER LLOYD VOICE!!! TOTAL BAD GUY!!!
 * Wintersvent: (He shows himself at last) And who said I'm a bad guy? I am merely a businessman and oppertunist taking advantage of a perfect oppertunity to dispose of waste without waste of truely worthwhile life.
 * Sandy:... What are you doing here, Wintersvent? Your actions seem to be polluting other trench communities.
 * Wintersvent: Well, it's nothing really personal to the likes of them. Rock Bottom was struggling with it's own waste problem until I came in and saved them from the waste by taking it to where it can't hurt Rock Bottom anymore. My concerns belong more to my home trench. Other trenches? Well, I can't exactly be blamed if they can't adapt to the change or simply move upstate.
 * Mr. Krabs: Why?!? JUST WHY?!?
 * Wintersvent: Why? WHY?!? I pretty much explained WHY?! Rock Bottom was suffering the waste itself and I needed to correct that! Have you NOT heard of the Rock Bottom Nuclear Plant Accsident of 1985, when the uranian spilled into our precious communies?! My parents suffered cancer as a result, and I? I, was lucky to have been away from the dishastor zone..... My family....... My friends..... My community........ All gone. Those who survived turned into the unusual sots you have seen today, who, became obcessed with the old primitive raspberry talk. And some of that uranian is still there, so buses can't exactly afford to be there LONGER then a few seconds, else it risks bringing that uranian to THEIR communites?! So, growing up an orphan left me to be broken, in heart, spirt, and MAYBE mind. So what I am doing, I am doing to keep more Rock Bottom communites from suffering the aftermath of the Accsident! And besides, Rock Bottom is clearly the only civilised trench. The other ones are home to mindless savages and monsters anyway, so, there's no moral consinquence for me. Rock Bottom will be without the uranium, hidious wastes of space will not darken our green earth anymore, and the upstaters don't have to get involve! EVERYONE WINS?! Even me, who, finally, recovers from the unfairness of.... Losing my entire family and friends........
 * Squidward: Yeah, you're a scumbag that's doing all this because you're a misunderstood jackass who cannot accept the unfairness and life as it is a cruel bitch. And for what? A blanent exsample why we shouldn't bother with nuclear engery? And on top of that, your making other trenches suffer what was Rock Bottom's problem because you couldn't handle tragity well? Well let me tell you something, I-
 * Wintersvent: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT, FAT-NOSE?!?
 * Squidward: "FAT-NOSE?! WHY I OUTTA, I'M GONNA DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE PROPER AUTHIERIES AND- (Hisses are heard.)..... And..... (A shadow loomed behind them.).... Oh noooooo."
 * Sandy: Whoa! Viperfish! Everyone stand back!
 * The group see a huge Viperfish was hissed like a snake and the size of a grey area between anacondas and titanoboas, while also growling and snarling like a sea serpent!
 * Patrick: "..... Wow, somebody check him for steriod abuse, am I right?"
 * Wintersvent: "..... Now, Fat-Nose, would you like to finsih what you threatened to do to me? Jupiter would like to take notes."
 * Squidward:... Nope! I'd more or less like to NOT see what this thing can do.
 * Wintersvent: That's what I THOUGHT! Good boy, Jupiter! (The Viperfish known as Jupiter hissed in agreement)
 * Sandy:... I must ask, sir, if you're from Rock Bottom, how are you-
 * Wintersvent: How am I used to the pressure of the deepest place on Earth? Heh, I challenged the Challenger's Deep for a long, LONG, time! I've adapted WELL to this kind of underwater pressure. I have been SO determined by my goals of rescuing Rock Bottom, even IF it was blind to my ambitions, that I would do ANYTHING, including defying physical laws, to get it. All the uranium, neptunium, and plutonium dumped here, as well as those WRETCHED PCBs, may be a problem originating here, but since I came, I have earned EVERYONE'S trust by balancing out the harmful effects, and can even use the toxins as a potent weapon.
 * SpongeBob: PCBs?
 * Sandy: It means 'polychlorinated biphenyl'. The organisms here have been known to produce it, and it's a toxic substance illegalized since the 70s.
 * Wintersvent: And it, along with the toxins here, are my BEST weapon. I could use it against any who get in my way. The bullets within my men's guns are coated with it, and they explode very well. Bombs, chemical fire, anything I wish to keep any critics from trying to call me out of what I simply MUST do, for the good of my community.
 * Mr. Krabs: But at what cost? Is saving ONE place worth harming the OTHERS?!?
 * Wintersvent: Think of it as, survival of the fittest.
 * Patrick: Okay, THAT'S evil right there.
 * Wintersvent: Take it anyway you wish! I know what I am doing here. I dedicated SO MUCH TIME AND MONEY into all this. If you think, FOR A SPLIT SECOND, I will let you take that away from me, because you felt sorry for a bunch of backwoods savages, then OOPSY DOODLES, you've got another thing coming! And I know JUST the way to put you out of both our misery. I think Jupiter here deserves a good snack. TAKE THEM TO THE PEN!!!
 * Spongebob: "Now wait a minute, can't we talk about this?-"

The Bikini Bottom Glacier

 * (SB Narrator): Ahhh, observe the majesty of the mighty Bikini Bottom Glacier overlooking the borders of Goo Lagoon, and Sand Mountain. Staying alive since the mighty days of the Ice Age, it has remained one of Bikini Bottom's GREATEST landmarks... Until now.
 * (SpongeBob): Wait, I thought I was reading the story!
 * (SB Narrator): Sacre bleu, SpongeBob! You know I do much of this to save you the trouble. I'm telling the story.
 * (SpongeBob): Well, you had your past two times, so let me tell the story.
 * (SB Narrator): You couldn't tell the blasted alphabet to a group of school children!
 * (SpongeBob): Hey, those are fighting words!
 * (SB Narrator): COME OVER HERE, YA' ABSORBANT SPOTLIGHT-STEALER! (The two argued until strange sounds were heard)
 * (Lord Shen): I've had time to learn both Axe-Rella's Glute Lock, and LATER her DOUBLE-Glute Lock! Knock it off, or I may as well show you the latter! (The two moaned in pain)
 * (SpongeBob):... (Sighs) Fine! HERE'S a compromise! It all started when...
 * (SB Narrator): ... When Goo Lagoon was enjoying it's last day of happiness before the upcoming threat right near them.
 * SpongeBob: (As Sandy was swimming in the goo with him and Patrick) Uh, Sandy, you don't exactly need to do this.
 * Sandy: Uh, and why not? Larry was PRETTY clear that you can't swim, and since he had more important things to do than help you out of that fake lifeguard incident, I took the stress off his pincers. So, you're going to learn to swim, and you are gonna like it.
 * SpongeBob: Easy for you to say. You can breath in both water AND goo because of that helmet of yours, and you can speak in both, unlike us. You have no idea how it feels.
 * Sandy: True, but I sure as hell don't close the entire beach for 1 hour after luring everyone into having free ice cream! And besides, for me, I'm a land creature that needs this whenever I'm out here. Otherwise, I can't survive for long even after I have albeit strangely-large lung capacity so I can have PLENTY of time to find-
 * Patrick: A pickle jar?
 * Sandy:... Yes, a pickle jar.
 * SpongeBob: But again, we didn't have a stopwatch, so all we did was wait for you to crack. It was funny, but not at all something to be taken THAT much into vain since we didn't take the same thing.
 * Sandy: And don't you forget it. Besides, it doesn't matter. Yall' need this, otherwise, there's BOUND to be something catastrophic that you'll need such lessons, like a flood.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, we have had floods here before, but nothing THAT major.
 * Sandy:... Well... What if THAT melted entirely? (She points at the glacier)
 * SpongeBob:... The Bikini Bottom Glacier? But that thing's been around since the Ice Age. It's never melted.
 * Sandy: Yes, but we ARE in a tropical area after all. It's possible that, if given the right amount of heat, it will melt the entire glacier, and flood the entire city into crazy- (She noticed a child was traumatized)... Uh... Sorry, you weren't supposed to hear that. It's just a myth. Just run along. (She did so)...
 * Patrick: Myth? Well, then, I guess we have nothing to worry about.
 * Sandy: Well, okay, I need to be much more specific, but not here. (They got back onto the beach as they went into their umbrella spot)... Okay. Have you ever heard of 'global warming'?
 * Patrick: Oh, are you gonna warn the globe of this? Were you lying to that kid or something-
 * Sandy: NO, YOU IDIOT! 'GLOBAL WARMING!!' It's the Earth warming up after years of various causes such as carbon dioxide being pumped into the-
 * SpongeBob: OHHH, wait, NOW I remember what it means now, I thought it was familiar.
 * Sandy:... You knew?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs once tried to cause global warming to cheat his way into people paying to be in his new pool, until I ended up making it worse.
 * Sandy:... Oh, that. Right. I admit, that incident DID cause the Glacier to melt, but only a slight bit. But do remember, that global warming is considered both a fact and a myth to some people. Myth because they don't wanna freak out and panic over death through the consequences of such behavior, or fact because of being a warning against factory smokestacks and other polluting factors. It causes the polar ice caps to melt, and as the result of added water to the sea, it causes their levels to rise up even to land. It was that way many times in the past, and if we're not careful, it may happen again.
 * Patrick:... Okay, you're scaring us a little bit.
 * Sandy: Exactly. To be honest, the myth thing was used as a means to keep people from causing mass hysteria, an hope that we don't do such a thing to our precious home. This glacier, as big as it is, contains enough goo to flood all of Bikini Bottom to the tip of the Sea Needle. So, there's no doubt that, if such a thing DID happen, which I doubt, we'd need to learn things fast, otherwise we'd be as dead as much of the people in that Flood disaster movie.
 * SpongeBob:... Are you sure?
 * Sandy: Like I said, it's a worst-case scenario. It's unlikely to happen. But if it DOES, you need to learn a thing or two. And as the person who taught you about survival, you might need it from me more than Larry.
 * SpongeBob:... She may have a point, Pats. What IF we were in peril like that?... Alright, I guess we could try it. But just as long as we take it slow.
 * Sandy: Well, slow it is. I can take you out as far enough to shore as possible, and hope to build you up in your progress.
 * SpongeBob:... You sure?
 * Sandy:... (Sighs, "Neptune shoot me for what I'm about to do!")... Well, I think I might have a way to make you comfortable when doing it. (She removes her pressurized suit)
 * Patrick: Oh, here we go!
 * SpongeBob: (His eyes engorged as she got in her trademark purple-and-green swimsuit attire as her fur glistened in the water, this music playing as he admired her body for 30 seconds)...
 * Sandy: (Record scratch) Now, now, SpongeBob! (SpongeBob snapped out of it) Do remember there are children here, so please control yourself, and act like you do when you meet me in this attire at the Treedome.
 * SpongeBob: That's just it. In air, you're okay, but water... Well... I'm sure you know all the physical traits I love about you after all those... WONDERFUL... Moments before our half-breakup incident.
 * Sandy: Unfortunately, yes! (Shivers)
 * SpongeBob: But even then, it's hard to get over, even when we agreed to it to ensure no new villains don't take advantage of it. But for the sake of not being humiliated, I'll try.

(Later...)


 * SpongeBob:... Holy Trident of Neptune! (The Glacier was very tall and bigger than Bikini Bottom and the borders beyond)... I thought it looked smaller from Goo Lagoon.
 * Sandy: That's because from that angle, you don't see the rest of it. The goo contained within the ice here, is enough to destroy Bikini Bottom. So, the least we can do is- (She notices that some of the goo was on her boot)... Wha?
 * SpongeBob:... Uh... What's that?
 * Sandy:... Oh, I'm sure it's just the goo leftover from Mr. Krabs' global warming incident.
 * Patrick: Then... What this? (The two were shocked at what they saw that there was a lot more goo than that as an entire mini-sea was seen)...
 * Sandy:... Oh... No!
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I think Mr. Krabs might have some explaining to do.
 * Sandy: First, you said you took it too far.
 * SpongeBob: Yes, but he told me about it and caused me to do it, so it doesn't change anything.
 * Sandy: Second, this is NOT the result of that incident. This feels like something WAY bigger. I don't know what, but I feel we have to warn everyone.

(Later...)


 * Sandy: (As the three arrived with Larry, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, and anyone close to them)... Alright. Let's see if this will help.
 * Squidward: So, you told a kid that this 'global warming' thing was a myth, and now you're just gonna get Stockholm on yourself and tell them about this? It's gonna freak everyone out!
 * Sandy: I know, but, I'm afraid we have no choice. With what we saw out there, who knows what will happen? Now hand me the megaphone. (They did so, as she turns it on) Attention, Goo Lagoon! (Everyone came up)... I think you may need to be aware that something might be on the wakes at Bikini Bottom Glacier.
 * Scooter: HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!! You mean that thing? That doesn't seem pretty harmful, Sandy. I mean, if it DOES melt because of this 'global warming' myth, the goo would only cause minor floods.
 * Sandy: I thought so too, even when seeing the rest of it, but it's WAY bigger.
 * Child From Before: But, Ms. Squirrel, I thought you said it was a myth!
 * Sandy: I did, but what I saw up there, I'm afraid I need to say that it was just a means to stop mass hysteria. What we saw up there was BIG! Somehow, the Glacier is melting fast, and sooner of later, the entire place is gonna flood! (They all laughed)
 * Larry:... (Sighs) Seems like the myth thing is too much in their heads. (They continued to laugh)
 * ???: Flood's real, I'm afraid! (A marine iguana came in with a suit and a scarred eye)... And it seems to be coming quite fast.
 * Fish #1:... Uh... Who are you?
 * Iguana: The name's Officer Hector G. Ingersoll. I work for tourist security of the Glacier. And I'm afraid I have been ordered to come here and bring the bad news. You see... (He shows the picture)... The flood is real. (They were confused)... And if you think that doesn't change a thing... Then take a look at the rest of the glacier. (He shows them pictures of the rest of the glacier compared to how it is viewed in their location)... It's bigger than Bikini Bottom AND the borders around it. If it melts, then it's gonna be QUITE biblical. (The people started to worry)
 * Patrick:... Wow, Sandy, the lizard that seems to breath underwater made it sound a bit scarier than how you explained it.
 * Sandy: That's a marine iguana. Native to the Galapagos Islands, and-
 * Hector: Yes, yes, everyone else here knows, you don't have to speak it to those simpletons, especially since I heard malicious things about them.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? Is there ANY way for us to survive this?
 * Hector:... Yes, actually. Do you recall the Bikini Bottom Mall?
 * SpongeBob:.. Oh, yeah, we tried to buy friendship T-shirts there.
 * Hector: Well, if you read the history of it, it used to be a ship during the days of the Battle of Bikini Bottom.
 * Patrick: You mean the one used to get away from those filth-loving-
 * Hector: NO, YOU PATHOGEN-LOVING MENACE!!! It was used to save them from a dam break brought on by the enemy. No doubt it can save ya' the same way again.
 * Mr. Krabs:... I guess we have a plan then-
 * Hector: BUT... yall' better hurry, because this is NOT a one-week thing. Ground's rumblin', walls' tumblin, rocks crumblin'. Survive that, and you'll be racing the water.
 * Sandy:... Technically, it's called 'goo'. Water is what's around us. THIS goo is much denser, and it is composed of not just the elements that make water, but those of which that make-
 * Hector: I get it, Ms. Cheeks! My point, this is not something that will happen in appropriate time. Out calculations show, that in 3 days time, it's gonna hit the Sea Needle. POKE!! (He jump-scared them all)
 * Sandy:...
 * Hector:... But don't worry. There is SOME good news. The Bikini Bottom Defense Force has already been notified, and are mobilizing all their units. But considering how small their base is compared to the one MILLION gallons of water within that Glacier-
 * Sandy: Goo!
 * Hector: Whatever,... I don't think it'll be easy for them. Besides... The more you die, the better this town may get. After all, this town DOES have a history of corruption to it, so what better way to revitalize it than by easing it's population? After all, it's what the Mayor would've wanted after the garbage he put up with. (They were confused)... I didn't SAY it was good news for YOU.
 * Squidward:... Dear Neptune, where'd YOU come from?
 * Hector: Let's just say something that changed me.... Leave it at that. Now, if you don't mind, my job has been done, and you all had better get ready. (He leaves with his tail lashing out)
 * Patrick:... Wow, he must've been a pleasure to have in class. (Everyone suddenly heard the Glacier crumbling as a piece of the ice smashed more of it as it went into the Goo Lagoon goo with a large splash that splashed everyone)...
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) Well, you heard the scary lizard. We need to get to that Mall, and revitalize it's original purpose. (They proceeded out of the Goo Lagoon as Larry guided them)
 * Plankton:... You sure that this Mall is good enough for that even after how much has been done to it?
 * Sandy: I don't know. But you heard the iguana, we have 3 days to make it worthwhile before the town is miles underwater... I mean, to our scale. If there's gonna be any hope, the Mall's the best chance we've got. We'd better get moving. (They left until Sandy noticed a different moaning sound, and checked a section of the glacier for a brief moment until, seeing nothing wrong, she left, only for the glacier to reveal a giant plesiosaur, which stared at her fiercely from it's icy prison)

Encountering Goonami
Later...
 * Kid: (As a kid was still playing in the goo right near where the plesiosaur once was blowing bubbles playfully as something was close to getting her as it was revealed to be a crab prankster scaring him away with a snorkel)
 * Prankster: Just kidding! (Chuckles as he dived down again, later on, he gurgled in panic as something dragged him down, the snorkel down with it)
 * Larry:... EVERYONE, EVERYONE, LINE UP, LINE UP! (He escorts the kid to his mother) Come on, there's a flood warning in effect- (He suddenly got hit by something unexpected, as it was revealed to be the crab's shell and many other dismembered body parts, blood leaking from it)... What the heck? (A roar was heard as he looked behind him, only to see nothing)... Oh, no!
 * Larry: (As the Bikini Bottom Defense Force put up a protective dam, replacing the Castle Wall seen in the Employee of the Month Game with it)... I swear, it was no work of a Giant Blue-Lip Clam. It was something much, MUCH worse!
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Can you describe this 'beast'?
 * Larry: All I got from it was how gruesomely and violently this victim was eaten, and a roar that I've never heard in my entire life. Call me crazy, but... I think it sounded like a dinosaur.
 * BBDF Soldier #2:... Okay, I'll call you crazy.
 * BBDF Soldier #1: (Slaps him) No unprofessionalism, Private! We'll see if we can look into this. (They left)
 * Sandy: (As she and her friends arrived)... Larry! We came as soon as you called! What's up?
 * Larry: Apparently, there's something worse than a flood going on. (Shows them the crime scene)
 * Mr. Krabs:... (He vomited)
 * SpongeBob:... HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!?
 * Larry: I don't know. All I got from it was this roar that sounded like a dinosaur.
 * Plankton: Dinosaur? Pfft, they're extinct!
 * Larry: You weren't there, so you can't judge me. I KNOW what I heard.
 * Sandy: It's okay, Larry. We believe you. No doubt something's going on in this water. I... Wait... Wasn't this the place where Hector told us about the flood?
 * Squidward:... What do you mean?
 * Sandy:... I thought I heard something in the ice. Something... Dangerous.
 * Larry:... And where did you hear it?
 * Sandy:... Right theeeeEEE?!? (The spot was melted more and it made a distinct shape)... Oh, boy!
 * Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Trousers!
 * Squidward: Something was IN that?!?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know!
 * Patrick: The ice is alive?
 * Sandy:... (She jumps onto the ice, slipping a bit, to examine it)... Strange. This DOES look prehistoric. The marks left here suggest QUITE a story. Looks like this ice held something that would make the Loch Ness Monster wet itself.
 * Larry:... But what could possibly- (Suddenly, a giant monster breached the go as everyone was shocked, the monster being the plesiosaur roaring the same roar as before, knocking Sandy off balance as it tried to eat her, and when it splashed in the goo again, the splash was big enough to send the heroes scattered around by the goo, as they managed to get onto some ice platforms)
 * SpongeBob: HOLY SHRIMP!!! WHAT WAS THA- (The plesiosaur attacked as he jumped out of the way) SPONGE OVERBOOOARRR- (He fell in the water, unable to swim as this music played)
 * Sandy: SPONGEBOB! (She dived in after him as he grabbed him) Hold on, SpongeBob!
 * SpongeBob: (Gurgling) Thank you, Sandy! (The plesiosaur spooked them as it opened it's mouth wide at them as she managed to punch it in the nose with a karate yell, disorientating it long enough for them to retreat as SpongeBob gasped for air)
 * Sandy: EVERYONE! GET TO THE LAND AVAILABLE! (They did that as the plesiosaur roared trying to pursue them, using the goo to hamper them as they avoided it, and managed to make it, then it managed to trap Patrick in a spot on ice where he couldn't move, as the plesiosaur made a B-line for him)
 * Sandy: PATRICK, MOVE!!
 * Patrick: BUT I CAN'T SWIM!!
 * Larry: (Shrugs) Sandy, you had ONE job!
 * Sandy: I KNOW, BUT THEY'RE JUST A WORK IN PROGRESS!! PATRICK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!! DO SOMETHING!!
 * Patrick: I'M DEAD!!! I'M DEEEAAAA-HEE-HEE-HHEE-HEEADD!!!! (The plesiosaur headed right for him)
 * Sandy:... Oh, for the love of... (She dives in again and reaches him) PATRICK! If there ever was a time to get out of your swimming problems, this is it! Don't go out like an idiot!!
 * Patrick: I'd rather DIE like an idiot than die like a coward!!!
 * Sandy:... You serious right now? (The plesiosaur opened it's mouth)... (Sighs) This might sting a little! (He presses his head in and makes him stiff, using that to trap the plesiosaur's jaw open)... SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! (She climbed into it's mouth and touched it's throat, causing it to vomit, the vomit sending them careening close to the land as they made it before the plesiosaur chomped on them, then went back into the water)
 * SpongeBob:... WHEW! That was a close one! At least it can't get on land. No doubt the thing can only do well in the go- (The plesiosaur surprised them by waddling on the land like a seal)
 * Larry: SOMEONE NEEDS TO STUDY PREHISTORY WILDLIFE!!! (The plesiosaur tried to get at them as they avoided it as hard as they could, and it lunged at them, sliding like a penguin as they panicked as something happened)...
 * Sandy:... (She and Larry managed to use their combined strength to hold the plesiosaur's mouth as it struggled, then managed to shake them around as they held on for dear life)
 * Larry:... WHAT DO WE DO?!? I'M NOT THE RIGHT AGE TO DO THINGS YOU CAN DO!!!
 * Sandy: JUST LET ME HANDLE THIS! YOU KEEP IT DISTRACTED SO IT DOESN'T TARGET THE OTHERS!! ALL OF YOU, GET OUTTA HERE!!! I'll take care of this beast! (She managed to use a piece of seaweed to ride the plesiosaur) ALRIGHT, YOU BIG BEAST! GET BACK IN THE WATER!!! (It struggles to break free as Larry did his best to hold it off, as Sandy managed to pull it into the water, Larry getting out of there as Sandy and the plesiosaur plunged into the water)...
 * Larry:... SANDY!
 * Squidward: LARRY, COME ON!! (He did so)
 * Sandy: (She managed to trap the plesiosaur in some rocks as the tied it's muzzle up with seaweed, them lunged herself up to the surface, as the beast freed itself and swam up towards her, as she managed to stand on it's snout, make it sneeze, and launch herself back with the others, as they cheered for her, looking in horror as the plesiosaur watched them and dived back down)
 * Squidward:... HOLY F***ASAURUS!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!?
 * Larry: I have no idea, but from now on, land, safe, goo, not safe!
 * Sandy: We gotta warn them!
 * ???: (A helicopter-like vehicle came in and picked them up as they saw what happened, the plesiosaur watching them, as it chuckled like the Hydra)...

Discoverig Hector's Plan

 * Sandy: (She arrived as the tourist security was evacuating the people with help of the BBDF)... Hey!
 * Captain of Security: Oh, hello again, Ms. Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I need to speak with Hector.
 * Captain of Security: Oh, he's around. But he said he might've found something that may be causing this.
 * Sandy:... Really?
 * Captain of Security: Believe me, it surprised me, too. You might have to go to the peak and talk to him yourself. But be careful. The peak seems to be quite hazardous since the melting was accelerating. (After tremors)...
 * Sandy:... On it! (She acrobatically jumped up)

(Later...)

Flashback Present
 * Sandy: (She arrived at the peak of the melting glacier and discovered devices beneath the surface of the good that are similar to Blowhole's melting devices)... So THAT was the problem! Someone's trying to flood the entire place!
 * ???: Well, Ms. Cheeks. (Hector himself appeared)... Nice to see you.
 * Sandy:... Mr. Hector? What's going on? Did you know that there was melting devices down there?!? They've been connected to the park's air conditioning system, and they seem to heighten the heat to burning levels!
 * Hector: Well... I hadn't exactly thought of that. I known about this for a while and have been meaning to stop it, but I didn't expect it to be like THAT!
 * Sandy: Doesn't seem like your kinda shtick. You seemed like a nice guy the moment I met you, I mean, as much as you did, but considering your lost left eye, I think there's more to you than I thought. Apparently, the emergency dam is this close to bursting, and there's a plesiosaur that was frozen in the glacier, and I need to stop it. So I can't help that-... Wait...
 * Hector: I assure you, Ms. Cheeks, we're doing everything we can.
 * Sandy:... I'm a fool!
 * Hector: Yeah, so am I quit frankly. I should've sent someone to check the-
 * Sandy: SHUT UP!! (Hector was surprised)... I should've seen it sooner. I'm a complete fool!... It was YOU!
 * Hector:... What in the name of Cthulhu are you talking about?
 * Sandy: You said it yourself! You said that this could ease the corruption, and even the Mayor would approve of it. I can see what you meant by 'something that changed you'. You were the one who warned us of the threat to come. You warned us of the Mall's capabilities as a means to control our population. And the only one who knew about this threat as of this moment, was YOU! Why, of all the scary souls in this city, would you be the ONLY one who knows about this? So, stop lying your way out of this, and confess!!
 * Hector:... (Sighs) To hell with this! Well, now! You have FINALLY unraveled my plan, Ms. Cheeks! Those devices will soon bring the entire city under miles of water-
 * Sandy: Goo.
 * Hector: Whatever, wiping it, and everyone in it, out with it! And with the dinosaur, which I have dubbed 'Goonami', it will aid well.
 * Sandy:... Okay, I may be considering taking it back, because I can't tell if this is a joke, or if this is you proving to be so smart as to do something as smart as this.
 * Hector: THIS is NO joke! THIS is my revenge!
 * Sandy: But why?
 * Hector: Because those bastards in Bikini Bottom left me to suffer!
 * Sandy:... Care to explain yourself?
 * Hector: Gladly, you water-loving furry little snot! I lived in that sister city where your trouble-making friend of yours Cowfish Craig resides. Bottoms Up...
 * (Hector): I was one of the few of the people there who DESPISED this place before that event because of their DISGUSTING customs that seem to taint our more gentlemen-like customs, and for those nasty rumors of how it turned into a cesspool of hatred and evil.
 * (Sandy): (Shrugs) You have NO doggone idea! But continue!
 * (Hector): You see, before then, I was seeking to go into being the new leader of my family mansion. Everything it had. I was gonna be RICHER than I was before!... Unfortunately, they had the GALL to hand the reigns to my goody-two-shoes brother. And to pour MORE salt in the wound, HE CUT OFF MY FUNDING with a lame excuse of responsibility.
 * (Sandy): Oh, for the love of Davy Crockett, are you joking? Well, I'm sure he has his reasons.
 * (Hector): HE HAD NO REASONS, YOU BRAINLESS LAB-RAT!!! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE WITH WHAT I HAD, AND HE HAD NO RIGHT TO DO THAT TO ME! Anyway, afterward, I tried to prove my worth once and for all that I deserved the money. So I got money from loan sharks to prove my potential in such. But unfortunately... I lost the lottery I needed to pay back the loan. Thus the loan sharks came into the mansion, and took everything. They crippled much of my family, and left us flat-broke, with only the mansion, and even then, we wouldn't keep it for long as there was no doubt going to be an eviction notice soon. They ousted and disowned me! They were rotten people who couldn't accept the fact that I could've made it better, ESPECIALLY when the mansion WAS evicted, and taken by a higher bidder. And so, outraged by my family's words, I did what I had to do! (He was seen brutally murdering his brother as the entire family was shocked, and he stormed into the mansion with a lawn mower)
 * (Sandy): WHOA! That's a little too far, sir!
 * (Hector): Coming from the air-breather who sold weird gunk as a crazy science experiment. As I was saying, I took the mansion back by force, and I held onto my promise of making it better. I got all the money I lost back from those loan sharks, along with all our property they stole, and I FORCED them to pay for an operation to undo the injuries they did to my family. Since nobody wanted to help me, I had no choice but to go to a crime lord for that. Say what you want, but I had no choice. My life was now everything I wanted out of it. Yes, there were a few snags and sacrifices I had to make, but it was all for the greater good. I SAVED my family after my mistake.
 * (Sandy): "Saved them" my tail!
 * (Hector): SHUT UP! But it was all for not as this FILTHY place had the audacity to send in the Bikini Bottom Defense Force to interfere. They destroyed everything I had. They turned my family against me after all I did for them. They took away what was MINE, AND SENT ME TO A MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON!!!
 * (Sandy):... Then... Then how did you-
 * (Hector): So, angered by the actions reaped upon me, no maximum security stood a CHANCE against me as I broke out without breaking a sweat.
 * Hector: Ever since, I swore REVENGE on this dirty messed-up town. And THIS, and Goonami, WERE my opportunity!
 * Sandy:... So... So you DON'T wanna save a handful?
 * Hector: OF COURSE NOT!! I PLAN TO DESTROY THEM ALL, AND USE THE MALL AS A MEANS TO ELIMINATE THE REST!!
 * Sandy:... You... YOU MONSTER!!!
 * Hector: Hey, don't give me that! I'm doing this place a favor. It's a wreck of cruelty and restraint, so I'm putting it out of it's misery. You should be thanking me.
 * Sandy: BUT I LIVE HERE, AND I HAVE FRIENDS WHO HAVE A GREAT LIFE HERE!!!
 * Hector: If my 'friends', you mean a bunch of idiots and/or mean or greedy assholes, AND a poriferan who jerks off to literally ANYTHING you do, then I'd have to respectfully disagree.
 * Sandy: Now THAT is not called for! We may be a little rough around the edges here, but that does NOT excuse your actions! You ruined yourself with your greed, laziness, selfishness, and stubborn ego! You're no good person to your home OR your family! You're a BULLY! And THIS terrorist act proves it! And I'm going to tell EVERYONE!
 * Hector: (Pulls out a gun) No, I don't think so! You make a single step, and you're done. And considering your air-based biology, all it takes is a bullet to your helmet to end you, and if it doesn't hit your head, drowning is just as good! I am NOT going to rest until this city lays under MILES of water!
 * Sandy: GOO!
 * Hector: WHATEVER!!
 * Sandy:... Alright! I guess you win.
 * Hector:... What?
 * Sandy: I mean, that is an awesome plan, and took a LOT of effort. I mean, how exactly did you manage to build those things?
 * Hector: Oh, (Chuckles), well, it was simple. You see, I paid the Bikini Bottom Underground to build them for me- (Sandy slid on the ice and pushed him into the water as he slid right in)...
 * Sandy: YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS, HECTOR! (She escapes by taking out a snowboard as she slid down an ice slide as Hector got angry, and got into an aircraft, pursuing her as this music played)
 * Hector: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THAT EASY, YOU LITTLE RAT!!!

Rescuing People And Escaping Goonami

 * SpongeBob: (As he and Patrick were tied up by Hector) YOU'RE MAD!! LET US GO!!!
 * Hector: No! Your girlfriend's already alerted the town of my plan, so I am going to end this once and for all so she, you, and your friends won't stand in my way. With you as hostages, and the Bikini Bottom Defense Force too occupied with the evacuation and the Mall, I'm going to bring her right to me!
 * SpongeBob: I don't think having us as hostages will be a good idea, you know. Have you SEEN how mad Sandy can get when we're in danger?
 * Hector: Indeed. The property damage she caused to the Krusty Krab in 2000 proved well of that.
 * Patrick: Wasn't that the day when she became homesick?
 * SpongeBob: Yes, Patrick, it was!
 * Hector: And she won't lay a finger on me. I told her to come alone, and as long as I have you in my clutches, ESPECIALLY when I am the only one who can free you with the key, nothing is going to stop me. Now, let's hope she makes it in time, because I unfortunately can't be here to witness this. There's 5 minutes before the emergency dam gives out, and my plan commences.
 * SpongeBob: (As he left) You... YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!!
 * Hector: Oh, I assure you, I already have. Have a nice swim. (He left)
 * SpongeBob:... (The two looked at each other and gulped)

(Later...)


 * Sandy: (She finally found the location of SpongeBob and Patrick as the final tremor was heard to signal zero hour, as the emergency dam finally gave out when the dam overflowed with goo, as it shatters and the goo washed out all over Bikini Bottom)... (She got a determined look and used rope to catapult herself all the way to SpongeBob and Patrick's location, the goo washing through Bikini Bottom as Goonami the plesiosaur followed, as she kicked through the glass, rolled in, and got up)... Guys!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: SANDY!
 * Sandy: I'm gonna get you outta here! (As the tremors got louder)...
 * SpongeBob:... Do know that only Hector can unlock these restraints. He took the keys with him.
 * Sandy:... Aw, dag nabbit! (The goo tsunami got into eye-sight)... I got an idea, but you ain't gonna like it! (The goo came in) DEEP BREATH!!! (The goo washed up their entire location, destroying it)
 * Sandy: (They ended up turning SpongeBob into an underwater safe-haven, as SpongeBob breathed in the air inside him as, despite not freeing them from the restraints, made them buoyant enough to float to the surface)
 * SpongeBob:... That... Was so crazy, it worked!
 * Sandy: Now let's see if we can deal with the restraints.
 * SpongeBob: But Hector said-
 * Sandy: FORGET WHAT HECTOR SAID!! I can still get you outta here!
 * ???: NOT SO FAST!! (Hector arrived in his aircraft) YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU MISERABLE RODENT!! SOON, THIS WHOLE TOWN WILL DIE, AND THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN- (Sand lassoed the aircraft) Uh-oh! (He struggled to free himself from the rope as it yanked the keys out of it, destroying it as he fell, as she used another lasso to grab a building chimney and pull SpongeBob haven to the keys, grabbing them)
 * Sandy: Boo-yah! (She used them to free them as SpongeBob shape-shifted into a dinghy)
 * Hector: (As he fell, he was able to press a button that turned the aircraft into a hovercraft, albeit with only a few changes in transformation)
 * SpongeBob: OH, THAT'S SO COOL!!!... Also, not good for us!
 * Hector: This isn't over! You're still going to be at the mercy of Goonami! (A roar was heard)... Speak of the Devil! (He took off) HAVE FUN BECOMING DINO-CHOW!! (Cackles)
 * Sandy:... What the hell kinda money did those Undergrounders give him?!?
 * SpongeBob: Must've lied to them to cover up his true goals for this place.
 * Sandy:... Yeah, that's true! Now let's get outta here! We got some civilians to rescue! (They took off as SpongeBob sprouted a motorboat-like engine as they took off, Goonami following them)

(Later)


 * Fish #1: (As everyone panicked when the goo hit them) HELP!!!
 * Fish #2: YIKES!!!
 * Fish #3: OH, HEY, A NICKEL!!!
 * Sandy: (They arrived)... Oh, no! We're too late! (The tides hamper their travels as they end up flipping over, submerged and spinning around as they struggled to swim or cover)
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! THERE'S SO MANY THINGS IN LIFE I HAVEN'T GOTTEN TO DO!!!
 * Sandy: Oh, like what, being a business person?
 * SpongeBob: No... I meant... Something involving you-
 * Sandy: OKAY, I DON'T WANNA KNOW ANYMORE!! (She spots a building still standing above the goo)... THERE! To that building! (They managed to make it)
 * Patrick:... Where's the dinosaur?
 * Sandy: Well, given we threw it off course, we need to hurry and save these people before it comes back.
 * Patrick: BUT HOW?!? (They notice an entire box of life preservers as Sandy lassoed them and pulled them in)...
 * Sandy:... With THESE! We need to rustle them to safety! And I can't do it alone, nor here. You need to stay here and do your best on your own.
 * SpongeBob:... BY OURSELVES?!?
 * Sandy: Yeah! It's about DAMN time you did something involving situations like this. Do it like this! (She used her lasso and tied it to a life preserver, and used it like a lasso, throwing it to one of the pedestrians, and pulling him in)
 * Fish #1: OH, THANK YOU!!!
 * Sandy:...Now the rest is up to you!
 * SpongeBob:... But I don't even know how to lasso!
 * Sandy: Well, we don't have that much time here, so FIGURE IT OUT!!! (She turns her suit into a hydro-pack as she jumped in)
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs)

(Later)


 * Sandy:... So, how'd it go?
 * SpongeBob: We did well. (The BBDF brought the rescued citizens to the Mall on an aircraft) But there's still 6 people left.
 * Sandy: Well, then we'd better find em' before-
 * ???: HEY, BITCHES!!! (Hector arrived on his hovercraft as this played on the radio)
 * Hector: YOU'D BETTER GET READY TO DIE!! (He drove off cackling)
 * SpongeBob:... What did he mean by tha- (Something dragged him and Patrick underwater)
 * Sandy: NOO!! (Goonami dragged them down underwater)... HECTOR!!! (Sighs) You guys find the other six citizens, and use the lasso preservers! I've got to save my friends! (They did so as she dives down after them, as this music played)
 * SpongeBob: (He was panicking as Goonami dragged him down until Sandy snatched the two of them as Goonami blocked their entry to the surface) MMMPPPHHH!!!
 * Sandy: Outta the way, you overgrown turtle!! (Goonami roared at them as it lashed at them, causing the three to be scattered as SpongeBob and Patrick finally drowned) GUYS- (Goonami chomped on her as she held the jaws open)... YOU... VICIOUS... BEAST!! (She used her tail to aggravate the beast and cause it to cough out Sandy) (She went for the drowned SpongeBob and Patrick as Goonami blocked her way) URRRGHH!! (The beast lashed out at her multiple times until she finally got a heavy hit on her as she retrieved SpongeBob and Patrick, swimming them to the surface as they arrived at a building, reviving them)
 * Patrick: AAHHH!! BUTT HURTS!!!
 * SpongeBob: AAHHH!!! ICE CREAM!!
 * Sandy: Guys, you're okay! (They watched as the entire area was flooded, and even the Sea Needle collapsed)... How could he commit all this chaos? (A scream was heard along with a roar)... Oh, no! We gotta save whoever that was!
 * Patrick: Right behind ya'! (He grabbed another glowing angler clam, and threw it far enough to find the drowning pedestrian in the stormy heavy-raining night)...
 * SpongeBob: WE'LL SAVE YOU! (They prepared to save the pedestrian until a gunshot broke the lasso preserver) WHAT THE?!?
 * Hector: (He drove in on his hovercraft) No you won't! You've interfered with my plans for the LAST time!
 * Pedestrian: HEEEELLLPP!! (Goonami approached her)
 * Patrick: (He threw an angler clam at him as he fell)
 * Hector: AHH! OH, GROSS!!! (The two jumped into the water to save the pedestrian)... GET BACK HERE!!! (He fired at them) I SAID GET BACK HERE, NOW!! YOU ARE NOT GOING ANY FURTHER!!! I SWEAR IT!!! (They grabbed the citizen before Goonami chomped her)
 * Pedestrian:... Thank you, thank you!
 * Hector: HOLD STILL, YOU INSOLENT RAT! (He continued firing, as he accidentally caught the attention of Goonami)... Oops. (Goonami went after him as he retreated, Goonami chasing him)
 * Sandy:... GUYS, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!! (They continued to rescue the last of the citizens and brought them to the safety of the BBDF aircraft)...
 * SpongeBob:... Yes! We did it!
 * Hector: CONGRATS! NOW SEE IF YOU CAN DEAL WITH GOONAMI! (He drives off)
 * SpongeBob: (Goonami breached right towards them as they screamed, the splash causing them to scatter around lost as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Sandy were separated around the goo)
 * Sandy:... SPONGEBOB! PATRICK!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!? (Goonami roared as it swam right past her)
 * SpongeBob: (He was so far beneath the surface he was helpless) MMMMPPPHHH!!! MMPPPPPHH!!!
 * Sandy: (She heard his muffles, but so did Goonami as it charged for him) NO! (She grabbed Goonami's tail as she climbed all the way for it's head, grabbing SpongeBob before he could be eaten) Okay, SpongeBob, this might be a little hard to inhale, but it MIGHT help! (She gives him an air helmet and flushes the water out)...
 * SpongeBob:... Why air?
 * Sandy: Because you guys breath air from the water. It's not wet air, but it's enough for you to survive. (Goonami struggled to get the off, even breaching as SpongeBob got a whiff of air, and managed to get the water air into his helmet, as they went back down again) Now, where's Patrick?
 * SpongeBob: I don't know! He could be anywhere!
 * Sandy: Oh, no! And no doubt he's already drowned.
 * SpongeBob: How're we supposed to find him NOW?!? (They suddenly spotted Patrick being rescued by aquatic BBDF officers)... THERE THEY ARE! (Goonami noticed them)
 * Sandy:... (Sighs) SpongeBob, really? (Goonami finally shook them off as they grabbed onto him by the tail, Sandy grabbing Goonami's tail, and SpongeBob grabbing hers)... (Goonami almost ate them until Sandy used a floating piece of wood to stab it in the butt, causing it to roar in pain as it flung them to Patrick, but in turn causing the BBDF agents to be cut of their air supply and suffocate)
 * SpongeBob: Oh, no!
 * BBDF Agent #1: JUST GO!! NOW!!
 * BBDF Agent #2: SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
 * SpongeBob: We can't- (His helmet gets shattered by the air discharge of their suits, and Goonami recovers from the pain and attacks)
 * Sandy:... We have no choice, SpongeBob! We have to leave them. (Goonami charged) But don't worry, we can save ourselves! (Goonami finally ate the drowning agents, as SpongeBob held onto Patrick with one hand, and her leg with the other as she rode onto Goonami as much as she could until it managed to flip them off to where SpongeBob couldn't hold it any longer, yet Sandy was able to kick Goonami's nose and shake it off while she grabbed the two and swam them up to safety)
 * Hector: (As he saw this as the three were headed to the Ark)... Well, it's pretty clear that you want something done right, you do it yourself! (He loads his pistol and approaches the Ark)

Hector's Defeat and Demise

 * Sandy: (As she managed to save them from both Goonami and drowning by swimming them up to the Bikini Bottom Mall turned into an Ark) GRRGH! THANK GOODNESS MY SUIT PROTECTS ME FROM SUFFOCATING IN THIS DENSER VARIANT OF WATER!! But, COME ON, THE CURRENTS THAT BEAST CREATES MAKES THESE GUYS HARDER TO SAVE!!! No, no one actually help me, that'd be a little too much!! (She pulls SpongeBob and Patrick up as they coughed)
 * Patrick:... Did we win?
 * Sandy: (As everyone in Bikini Bottom whom they saved arrived)... WHEW! Good work, guys!
 * SpongeBob: (Takes deep breath) The least we can do. Now let's hope this plan goes smoothly and that mean lizard doesn't-
 * ???: Encounter you on the 'Ark'? (He appeared with his gun as everyone was scared of him)
 * BBDF Soldier #1: Get back, everyone! (They armed themselves)
 * Hector: Uh-uh! Not unless you want the squirrel to drown in front of your eyes!
 * SpongeBob:... Would you care to repeat that, you rotten barnacle-head?!?
 * Hector: Oh, if it isn't the squirrel's little boyfriend. I see you wish to watch her drown with them.
 * SpongeBob: Threaten to kill her again! See what happens!
 * Hector:... Watch her lungs collapse and wilt!
 * SpongeBob: (Got his karate gear and attacked, only for Hector to fire his gun as he ducked) AAHH! (He used his shapeshifting to avoid the gunfire as he fled)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) Hiding are we? GOOD!
 * Sandy: (Grabbing the gun in his grip) LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU- (He lightly punched her helmet, causing her to flinch as he threw the gun out of her grasp and punched her to the ground)
 * Hector: (Dubbed as Clayton) I could REALLY use a challenge from the infamous star of this f****** cesspool of corruption! Because after I finish you, your dumbass starfish friend, AND watch your eye candy take her last blub, DESTROYING THIS THING WITH EVERYONE IN IT, WILL BE ALL TOO EASY!!! (As he managed to find a BBDF assault rifle)... (Chuckles) PERFECT! (He takes it, cocks it, and uses it as he searches for SpongeBob)
 * Sandy: (She saw this) SPONGEBOB!!! BE CAREFUL!! HE'S GOT A BIGGER GUN!!
 * Hector: Shut up! (Kicks her in the chest, and continued searching)... COME ON OUT AND FIGHT, YOU TALKING PIECE OF CHEESE!!! YOU HAD THAT KARATE GEAR A SECOND AGO, THEN I PULLED A GUN OUT AT YOU!!! What, are you too scared to save your squirrel friend?... Fine! Then watch me blow her helmet to smithereens! (Aims his gun at her) You have until the count of 10! 1 2, skip a few, 10-
 * SpongeBob: NOO!!! (He came out)
 * Hector:... Yeah, I thought so! Now come at me, and show her the sponge who saved her from that giant clam!
 * SpongeBob: (As much as he wanted to not do it, he had no choice)... FINE!
 * Hector: 3-2-1, GO! (He fires the assault rifle as he dodged and threw him way from the pedestrians)...
 * SpongeBob:... BUT ON THE CONDITION THAT YOU LEAVE THEM OUT OF THIS!!! This is between the two of us! I will not let you do this to my good town!
 * Hector: I'd like to see you try, you retarded idiotboy!
 * SpongeBob: (This time, he fought off the infamous insult, and only used it in anger)... THAT WON'T WORK ON ME, YOU SCALED BULLY!!! (He fights him, knocking the assault rifle, and later the pistol, out of his grasp and surprised that he started displaying new fighting moves)... What?
 * Hector: When you want revenge on Bikini Bottom for THIS long, you need to learn a thing or two! I didn't make it THIS far by sitting on the sidelines while a bunch of lackeys did all the work. I learned karate myself, and though I was expelled for using it for revenge, I would not be blocked. So, gun or no, I will not be blocked again by a big piece of mold!
 * SpongeBob: ALRIGHT, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THAT I'M A SPONGE! THERE'S A CELLULAR DIFFERENCE!! A CELLULAR MOTHERF*****G DIFFERENCE!!
 * Hector: (Cackles) THAT'S the spirit! Let's dance, hero! (They both sparred as this music played)
 * Hector: (As SpongeBob held him at gunpoint with his assault rifle to defend himself)... Pfft! You wouldn't shoot me! That'd 'fly in the face of your good nature'. OH, WAIT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!!! Your history and hatred of everyone in the town said so. ESPECIALLY SQUIDWARD!! So go ahead and shoot me. You'd do it because you're STUPID and a MENACE! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... Well, at least I'm not as big a menace as YOU ARE!! (He throws the assault rifle into the goo flood)...
 * Hector:... (He took out a knife)
 * SpongeBob: OH, YOU CHEATER!!!
 * Hector: Spoken like a true bubble-blowing, ice-cream-eating, Goofy-Goober-worshipping little baby boy!
 * SpongeBob: WHY YOU LITTLE- (He charged as he dodged a knife attack)
 * Hector: HAH! I knew that'd get you. That just makes this more fun! (He attacks as they sparred and thunder was heard, and the rain started to pick up as the two continued to fight until Sandy and Patrick arrived, and Sandy noticed the pistol and picked it up)... (Hector had him cornered) Say bye-bye, SpongeBoob DumbPants!
 * Sandy: (She fired the gun at him as it scratched his shoulder and it bled)... GET AWAY FROM HIM, YOU BITCH!!!
 * Hector: OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! (He throws the knife right at her helmet as it cracked)
 * SpongeBob: SANDY!!! (The helmet shattered as the large air bubble floating upward as she started gurgling in suffocation)...
 * Hector: And now for the climax! (He prepared to punch all the air out of her lungs in slow motion until SpongeBob went out on him)
 * SpongeBob: (Punching him in the face right near the ledge as he used his bubble wand to blow a bubble which Sandy used as a makeshift helmet) NOW GET OUT OF HERE! And thanks for saving me!
 * Sandy: (As her voice was obscured by the bubble) Right back at you!
 * SpongeBob: What?
 * Sandy: I said 'right back at you'!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?... You look confused, so you're probably not getting me. Just get out of here and get everyone to safety!... (Sandy lipped 'You're seriously not helping!') WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: Okay, screw this! (They left as her bubble helmet jiggled)
 * SpongeBob: (As he picked up the gun and held Hector at gunpoint)... This is OVER, Hector! Surrender now!
 * Hector:... It's not over UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER!!! (He tussles with SpongeBob for the gun) I'M GOING TO DESTROY EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN, AND THERE IS NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!! (The Ark tremors when Goonami charges into it, knocking everyone off course, causing both Hector and SpongeBob to lose balance, Sandy's bubble-helmet to pop and leave her suffocating again, and Patrick to end up with his butt in trash-can) YAAHH!! (He hangs on the ledge as the pistol fell off shore)...
 * SpongeBob:... This ends NOW! Give up, and I'll rescue you!
 * Hector:... IF I GO DOWN, I'M TAKING YOU WITH ME!!! (He flips himself up, only barely, and grabs SpongeBob preparing to fall with him until Sandy grabs SpongeBob as the two struggled, lightning striking, but she finally drowns after wasting all her bubbles struggling to lift SpongeBob, loosening her grip as SpongeBob is able to save himself, landing on Sandy's comatose body as Hector fell from the boat screaming like Clayton and got eaten by Goonami in a same fashion to the Serpent Lord)
 * SpongeBob:... WE DID IT, SA... (A bubble escaped her mouth as he heard the bubble)... Sandy? (He turned and saw her unconscious)... Aw, tartar sauce! (She picked her up) Looks like I gotta get her some air! I'd better find a place to give her another bubble helmet and give her CPR- (Goonami shook the boat again as it desperately tried to eat many more people on it) AAHHH!!

Saving Sandy and Bikini Bottom
Internal Mall
 * SpongeBob: OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, WOULD YOU GIVE A SPONGE A BREAK?!? (Goonami continued charging the boat as everyone on it shook)
 * Plankton: I'M GONNA DIE!!! I NEVER EVEN GOT TO RULE THE SEA A SECOND TIME!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: SERIOUSLY?!?
 * SpongeBob: GUYS! (He arrived with a comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: BUDDY, YOU'RE BACK!!!
 * SpongeBob: Yeah, and I could use some help right about now! (He slumps Sandy's comatose body on the ground as much of the inhabitants fainted at the sight of it)
 * Patrick:... I KNOW CPR!! (He prepares to do so)
 * Squidward: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK UNDERWATER, YOU MORON!!!
 * SpongeBob: Just help me find some place safe so I can- (Goonami rammed the ship again, causing Sandy to fall off) NOOOOOOOO!!! (She floated on the goo surface as Goonami targeted her)
 * Larry:... SpongeBob, I think you know what to do!
 * SpongeBob:... Right! Get me a lifeline! (They did so)... I'M COMING, SANDYYYYY!!! (He jumped into the water as he struggled at first, then managed to pick up the pace as he grabbed Sandy, then got chomped by Goonami as everyone was shocked) (As he and Sandy went down it's throat) NO!!! I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO BE DINNER!!! (Goonami ended up choking on them as SpongeBob struggled to get out)...
 * Larry:... Wait... What's going on?
 * Patrick:... HE'S DOING IT!!! GO, BUDDY!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He struggled climbing out of the throat until a familiar hand grabbed Sandy by the foot) WHAT?!? (Hector came out covered in acid)
 * Hector: LIKE I SAID, IF I'M GOING DOWN, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME, ALONG WITH YOUR EYE CANDY!!!
 * SpongeBob:... (Sighs) Damn you, Reynaud!! (To Hector) LET GO OF HER!!!
 * Hector: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He pulled them both into the stomach)
 * Hector:... I've had enough outta you! Neither three of us are getting out of here alive! We will ROT in here, and there's not a DAMN thing you can do about it!
 * SpongeBob: You think so? (He found a large pile of soda machines)
 * Hector:... Oh, no, you don't! I'M THE ONE getting out of here! (They tussled for the soda machine, using all that Goonami swallowed against one another, until SpongeBob ended up kicking him into a pond of digestive acid, as he melted to death screaming)...
 * SpongeBob:... (He then proceeded to smash all the soda inside them, causing the resulting natural gas to cause Goonami to burp, sending him and Sandy up the esophagus in a bubble as they launched out of Goonami's mouth, as they flew right for the boat)
 * Larry: SPONGEBOB!!
 * Squidward: By Neptune's Beard, he actually did it.
 * SpongeBob: (He reached for the boat, but they ended up missing and fell into the water again)
 * Goonami: (He roared as loud as he could in anger, aggravating everyone around them as it charged for SpongeBob and a still-comatose Sandy)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He panicked)... ("Come on, SpongeBob, THINK! What would Sandy do against a monster like THAT?!?") (This music played when SpongeBob got an idea)...
 * SpongeBob:... PATRICK!!! CATCH!!! (HE tossed Sandy's body up as Patrick used the lifeguard lasso technique to pull her to safety)
 * Larry: WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?
 * SpongeBob: I know what to do! (He blew a bubble that he used as a makeshift helmet, and dived down, dodging Goonami's attack)
 * Patrick: SPONGEBOB, NO, DON'T BE A HERO!!!! Wait.... I mean... THE KIND YOU'RE BEING RIGHT NOW!! (SpongeBob used what karate he had available to fight off Goonami as he managed to reach the bottom in a submerged civilized area, as he managed to trick Goonami into ramming into much of it, trapping it, and SpongeBob made the final stand)
 * SpongeBob:... Smile, you son of a BITCH! (He tricked Goonami into causing the equilibrium of the debris to disrupt, causing it to be crushed to death)... It is done!
 * Patrick:... Please, SpongeBob, please make it!!!
 * Plankton: Well, on the bright side-
 * Mr. Krabs: Plankton, don't you DARE say it! We're in a survival situation, and THAT'S what you're concerned about?
 * SpongeBob:... (He surfaced) I DID IT! IT'S DEAD!! (Everyone cheered as they brought him back up)...
 * Larry:... What do we do about Sandy, though? We can't reach the island because of our current situation.
 * SpongeBob: I got it covered.
 * Sandy: (SpongeBob blew a bubble and put it on her as it gave her the right oxygen environment for him to push the water out of her lungs, as she coughed it out and gasped heavily)... SpongeBob... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!?
 * Sandy: (Sighs)
 * SpongeBob: (Sighs, as he uses his bubble wand to create a way to understand her)... Okay, now try.
 * Sandy:... Did we win?
 * SpongeBob:... Sure did.
 * Sandy: Well, good! Gotta say, this is NOT a good substitute for a helmet.
 * SpongeBob: Well, you might as well get used to it. Anyway, we did it. We defeated Hector and Goonami.
 * Sandy:... How?
 * SpongeBob:... When you drowned, he fell and got eaten by Goonami, and I saved you from both when Goonami ate you.
 * Sandy:... You... Actually did all that... On your own?
 * Larry: (As the others arrived) He sure did. You taught him well.
 * SpongeBob:... So, yeah, your little nutsiness seemed to rub off on me- (The bubbles he was using popped, and so did the line, and later, Sandy's bubble helmet as everyone was shocked)
 * Sandy:... (Gurgling) Thank you, SpongeBob! (She kissed him on the cheek)
 * SpongeBob:... (He fell as heart-shaped bubbles burst)... HOLY GUACAMOLE!!! What an arousing irony!! (Sandy suffocated again) Oh, right! (He blew her another bubble helmet as she gasped)... Nothing to it, really. (Everyone cheered)

The Return of Shark Lord
Krusty Krab After A Batman-Style Spin
 * Gazelle: (The heroes were having lunch there)... So, you're a comic book geek, huh?
 * Mr. Krabs: GOW, GAZELLE, WHY'D YA HAVE TO SNIVEL IN ME PRIVACY?!?
 * Gazelle: I was bored, and I found it by accident.
 * SpongeBob: (Next to Sandy)... Yeah, we had the time of our lives. He was Captain Tightwad, and Squidward was Doctor Negative. But Squid took his cosplay a little too seriously.
 * Sandy: Well, I ain't that big a comic geek like yall', as I only read certain comics like those with Dirty Dan and Pinhead Larry, and they were only C-List comics.
 * SpongeBob: Anyway, Tightwad? Well... He was only a former antihero turned evil, and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy had used to be good friends with him, too. Though he was a crabby jerk, he cared about them until he let his greed get the better of him. And while he DOES do hero acts on the side, he is still misunderstood.
 * Patrick: And Doctor Negative? He's just a D-List mad scientist whom Mermaidman and Barnacleboy had only a few confrontations with.
 * Squidward: D-LIST?!?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah? As in, not very popular or apparent.
 * Squidward: I seriously cosplayed as an underutilised villain?!..... No wonder the other geeks scoffed at me.
 * SpongeBob: But he WAS a good challenge to them. Think of the metaphorical love child of Doctor Insano, TF2 Medic, and Dr. Zed in Borderlands with less violence, and you've got a pretty good idea what he's like.
 * Squidward: But it's still lame that he's otherwise an under-used character. I mean, what's the point of his existence if he's not even a successful character?
 * Spongebob: "Well the comic book makers don't have hindsight when a character becomes a hit or not. It's really up to the public."
 * Sandy:... Now that I think about it... Most of their enemies are retired. Are there any others besides Man Ray, Atomic Flounder, Moth, Jumbo Shrimp, Dirty Bubble and his creator, Prawn, Kelp Thing, that one un-named villain with the clam on his head who was seen stealing candy from a baby before defeated by the whirlpool in the intro of the old cartoon, and Sinister Slug. Any others you'd like to share? (SpongeBob was about to speak) AND TRY NOT TO BE TOO FANGASMIC! We do not wanna fall asleep or wanna hit ourselves listening to you rant endlessly.
 * SpongeBob: Oh, a LOT! The Sireness was a good one. Had the power to hypnotize and charm with her amazing looks. There's also the Cephalic Mind, a large space squid who had powerful telepathic abilities and was among the hardest to beat. Not to mention Starric the Conquerer, who was a giant starfish mutant who fought against them. There's also Hydra, not to be confused with the mythological beast, who was a person of pure water. Gooper the shapeshifting butterfly chiton, Chipper the amphipod who strikes out of nowhere, and the most dangerous of them all... THE SHARK LORD!
 * ???: DID SOMEONE SAY MY NAME?!? (The heroes were shocked at what they say, as an aged great white, as big as Sharko was seen)...
 * Great White:... Well, ain't this just a colorful group of characters, and a good one to meet for my first day out!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick:... SHASHASHASHA-SHASHASHA-SHASHA, SHASHASHASHA-SHASHASHA-SHASHA... SHARK LORD!!!
 * Great White (Shark Lord): If I had a nickel for every time I heard that. I'm 76 years old, and already, people STILL recognize AND fear me, as they should. I AM the one who took over the world many times, until Mermaidman and Barnacleboy put me back on the bottom. Anyway, I came here, because I want a Monster Krabby Patty, and not paying for it! And I HEARD that the owner here is cheap, so I won't hesitate to take ALL the money in his safe if he doesn't comply!
 * Mr. Krabs:... I... I-I-I-
 * Sandy: I trust you know the guys since you're a comic geek?
 * Mr. Krabs: Y-Y-Y-Yes! He said he took over the world once or twice!
 * SpongeBob: He also hospitalized Mermaidman!
 * Patrick: And took Barnacleboy's hair!
 * SpongeBob: And destroyed the Mermalair on his own!
 * Patrick: And threw the Invisible Boatmobile at them, AND beat them with it!
 * SpongeBob: AND...
 * Patrick: ... HE...
 * SpongeBob: ... ALSO...
 * Patrick: DAAHH!!
 * SpongeBob/Patrick: TOOK DOWN ALL THE HEROES AND VILLAINS IN THEIR LORE BY HIMSELF!!!
 * Gazelle: ".... Well, an impressive record in his prime, but obviously he's not a threat anymore, so, there's nothing to worry."
 * Shark Lord: (Laughs), That's assuming I'd actselly retired, sweetcheeks. So, where's that Monster Patty? A great white like me needs a monster feed.
 * Mr. Krabs:... SpongeBob? If you will?
 * Squidward: I'm surprised you're not fighting for your money.
 * Mr. Krabs: Other people have! Tightwad was also a cheapskate, and what was left of him after a battle against this guy was what was left in his robbed treasury once Mermaidman and Barnacleboy came in the next day.
 * SpongeBob: So true! Let's hope Spat handles this! (He went in)
 * Shark Lord: (Chuckles) I've heard so much about you all! The Shell Lodge Squad! In fact, that's why I came here!
 * Duke: It is?
 * Shark Lord: You see, I'm the ONLY enemy of Mermaidman and Barnacleboy who REFUSES to retire with age. For my age, I can still crush a fish's skull with my bare hands.
 * Sandy:... May I ask where HE came from?
 * Patrick: Son of a serial killer, raised in a prison, jacked himself up there for 20 years, broke all prisoners out of his prison, made them his criminal syndicate, and again, did all those things once he became an A-List supervillain. Even that Bane guy would piss himself seeing him.
 * Shark Lord: Eh, why do I need to explain my reputation when there's others doing it FOR me? That's the beauty of being a villain. You don't need to do much work.
 * Banzai: Oh, please, easy for you to say, ya' big-
 * Shenzi: (She covered his mouth) Big, bold, brave, shark! (To Banzai) Honey, you need to watch what you say! This guy looks like he could bite your head off, even if he is abit aged.
 * Shark Lord: Anyway, I came, because I heard you were having lunch here. And I had hoped to get my own swing at you. Right after I finish my Monster Patty!
 * SpongeBob: (He brought it out) Here you are, sir! On the house! (He swallowed it up cartoonishly with a cartoonishly eating sound)
 * Shark Lord: Now then, shall we dance?
 * Gazelle:... You came all this way... To fight?
 * Shark Lord: "Why else would I even bother coming here in this colesteral death trap? Usually my nurse doesn't want me to even be here!"
 * Gazelle: "Look, sir, I can understand that you are suffering an existentical crisis in knowing that your villianious glory days are pretty much done, but, being a villain at your age, might not be muy good for your health."
 * Shark Lord: "Are you saying I'm too old for ya?!"
 * Gazelle: "I meant this not as an offence, I meant it as friendly advice."
 * Shark Lord: "Now hold up lady! First, I didn't mean NOW! I mean, at an appropriate climactic time! secondly, I know I'm abit used, but I still got the punch! (Grabs the table and struggles abit, though eventually breaks it after some strain).... That being said, I know when I have to realise that I really need to beat this aging thing. Hence why I had hired the Thorson Hammer Bros to help me find the Pearl of Youth, in the mouth of the Golden Giant Clam which resides in an anichent temple somewhere in the Yellow Sea of China.... Of this world."
 * Patrick: "Pfft! The Thorson Hammer Bros? Why those guys? They're just a bunch of dumb new-age villains from the new Mermaidman and Barnicle Boy new generations! They have no prior history, are often just super-powered mercenaries, and- (A hand grabs Patrick's forehead and yangs it off)!..."
 * Two Buff Hammberheads were seen holding gaint hammers.
 * Shark Lord: "Loki, Odin, meet Dips***. Dips***, meet Loki and Odin Thorson."
 * Loki Thorson: "Pleasure to make your aqquitence, you whiny nostaglia goggled twit?!"
 * Obin Thorson: "Let's rip up his legs next!"
 * Patrick: ".... Can't a guy speak an honest opinion? (The Thorsons slam Patrick through the floor)!..... FINLAND?!"
 * The Thorsons laughed!
 * Mr. Krabs: "But why would those new generation guys help you?"
 * Shark Lord: "Oh, these two started out as un-named henchmen in my late-years before I started to feel the curse of aging! I am reuniting with alot of my old crew! Including:"
 * A Mega-mouth Shark blew away the entire Krusty Krab!
 * Shark Lord: "Omega-Mouth."
 * A Shark made of Sand rose from the ground.
 * Shark Lord: "Sandshark."
 * A Sperm-Whale-Shark Hybrid came forth.
 * Shark Lord: "Whale-Shark."
 * A Shark with a Dog head came from nowhere and barked madly!
 * Shark Lord: "Mad dogfish."
 * A Green-Goblin Inspired Laughing Goblin Shark showed up and threw a barrage of explouding pumpkins that blew up into fireworks!
 * Shark Lord: "Green Goblin.... Shark."
 * A frozen storm came forth as an extremely elderly Greenland Shark came forth.
 * Shark Lord: "My good guide to the Yellow Sea, Arch Lord Gree Nland."
 * A Joker-Like Laugh was heard as a Mako Shark in Joke-like attire came in on a fantastic circus-themed zeppelen!
 * Shark Lord: "Joko!"
 * A Tiger Hybrid Shark barged in and roared!
 * Shark Lord: "My exotic lady friend, Tigress Shark."
 * A Bull Hybrid Shark charged in and snorted!
 * Shark Lord: "El Turo Tiburón."
 * A Swarm of Cookie Cutter Sharks swarmed in!
 * Shark Lord: "And finally, the ingenious Cook E. Cutterson and his ability to massively clone himself into one collective mind!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Good jumping gravy! This is the most massive gathering of new-age villains I ever seen!"
 * Shark Lord: "Yeah, kinda the ugly price of kicking the butt of every older generation villain. They can be SO grudgemental! So, I have to start fresh with the new generation! And these champs are perfect for scoring the Pearl of Enturnal Youth! With it, I can be young forever! And get an additional bonus of immortality as a side dish. And once I'm young, you lot HAVE to fight me! I look forword to it. Adios, future zeros!"
 * Shark Lord and his gang of new age villains laugh as they left!
 * A nurse shark came in.
 * Nurse Shark: "Mr. Teether, I got your napkins.... (Realises that everything's a wreck....).... Oh what did he do this time?!"
 * SpongeBob:... He pretty much had the Krusty Krab wrecked by Omega Mouth.
 * Squidward:... Who is this?
 * SpongeBob: Oh, just a nurse shark who fell in love with Shark Lord, and like Joker and Harley, the two have an abusive yet unchanged relationship.
 * Nurse Shark: Oh, he ain't THAT bad! It's complicated, okay? Anyway, where'd he go?
 * Squidward:... Is his size not noticeable to you? He's over there!
 * Nurse Shark: MISTER Teether!! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEE!!! (She left)
 * Icky:... I'm beginning to think that some of those guys were just blatantly ripped off several successful comic villains, because the producers were lazy f****rs! (MSM slaps him) OW! WELL, EXCUUUUU- (He slapped him again) OW! Okay, sorry for the snark too!
 * SpongeBob:... Well, he said he was looking for the Pearl of Eternal Youth.
 * Shenzi: Should we do something? It seems his arch-nemeses are too old to fight him.
 * ???: OR ARE WE?!? (The two appeared themselves)
 * Shenzi:... Karma, why must you fart your fart bubbles in our direction?
 * Squidward: Gross.
 * Shrek: Speak or yourself.
 * Mermaidman: We have come back, because our worst foe has come back!
 * Duke: Yeah, that shark guy came in with a buttload of sharkies. We got it.
 * Barnacleboy: Well, we were afraid of that. And we kinda noticed given the entire restaurent being blown off by one of those new agers Omega Mouth.
 * Mermaidman: Well, are you 4 willing to don the IJLSA suits again?
 * Sandy: Dang skippy we do! The suit was REALLY stretchy, and it got me outta that suit once in a while.
 * Squidward: But we kinda sucked at using their powers.
 * Mr. Krabs:... And me?
 * SpongeBob: Sadly, you weren't there when Barnacleboy made E.V.I.L, all you did was say: (Impression) "OH, YES YOU DO! NO WORLD MEANS NO MONEY! NOW SAVE THE WORLD, OR YER' FIRED!" (Normally) Then you just cowered in your desk until Barnacleboy got his adult-sized Krabby Patty. Speaking of which, why aren't we calling you Barnacleman anymore?
 * Barnacleboy: Yeah, turns out, they'll only see me in that name when I was a faking villain. So... Yeah, you can see why I had to stick with Barnacleboy.
 * Baloo: Well consider that due karma for acting out like that.
 * Barnacleboy: "Oh please don't rub it in."
 * Mermaidman: Well, anyway, Shark Lord may be an old timer like us, but his strength is still able to do some damage. Struggling to smash a table will not make him a perfect judgment. He still conquered the world at the age of 70, and we were able to beat him at a near age to that. And... With him seeking out the Pearl of Eternal Youth in the Yellow Sea of China, we must move FAST!
 * Gazelle:... I must ask again, are you in the mood to act given your age?
 * Icky: Eh, Mermaidman's original voice actor is dead, and so is his legendary young-time voice actor, Adam West. By the way, that STILL sucks to know Adam West died?! He's still kicking considerable ass these days, so I'm not complaining. But... Yeah, this DOES seem like a time to act. If he gets that eternal youth, who knows what he'll do?
 * Squidward: I don't know, aside from take over the world again?
 * Icky: Ga-DOI!
 * Mermaidman: TO THE MERMALAIR!!!
 * SpongeBob: (The four were back in their IJLSA costumes as he was speeding around the area)... I can see why Tane would have problems with powers like this. You could often bump into things.
 * Sandy: WHEW! Back outta the sweaty suit again! And I'm ready to strike from nowhere.
 * Squidward: I'll also see if I can actually use my powers in a more effective way.
 * Patrick: AND I GET TO STRETCH WILDLY AGAIN!!! I can reach my toes again!
 * Icky: "Ya don't even have a foot Patrick."
 * Patrick: "Ohhhh."
 * Mermaidman: Alright, everyone! Since the Chief sadly retired after so many years, it's time we turned to the Mermalair Computer.
 * Mermalair Computer: Hello, IJLSA.
 * Sandy:... Strange. She almost sounds like me without the accent.
 * Icky: Probably because you two have the same voice actor.
 * SpongeBob:... I guess that's why I was almost enamored when I helped clean up Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's robot problem.
 * Mermalair Computer: Charming. Anyway, Shark Lord is on the move to the Eternal Youth Temple of the Yellow Sea. Located within a beautiful fountain of youth home to Chinese mermaids, this will no doubt allow Shark Lord to be back in his prime, and allow him to do more than what he did in his prime.
 * Barnacleboy: You have NO idea! It was not easy for me when the bastard took my hair.
 * SpongeBob: And a guy who can throw an invisible car at our heroes, even at an old age, is still gonna be a problem.
 * Sandy: And with them new-age villains helping, there's no doubt gonna be a feeding frenzy.
 * Mermalair Computer: Hilarious. But even past his prime, Shark Lord is NO pushover.
 * Squidward: We figured. We faced a great white before. Remember Flynt's bodyguard?
 * Barnacleboy: Oh, him? He's practically the reason why Mermaidman goes nuts every time we mention evil.
 * Mermaidman: OH, EVIL?!? EEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
 * Barnacleboy: Yeah, like that. Thank you guys for dealing with him and that well-meaning but naïve otter, and later dealing with Doctor Bubbles when New Kelp City was in danger.
 * Sandy: T'was nothin'! Now then, we're ready to rip that shark a new one!
 * Squidward: "But how are we suppose to handle a lot of those newer villains? Alot of their usual rivals are caught up in impourent hero business!"
 * Sandy: That never stopped us before. We're the Lodgers. We no doubt outnumber Shark Lord's forces. Right?
 * Mermalair Computer: Shark Lord is still the leader of his powerful criminal syndicate. All staff are comprised of mostly either sharks, remoras, pilot fish, and other fish that hang around sharks. It's rare that other species are among him. He can still overpower us. If he can take on all heroes and villains in the rogues and heroes gallery, he can no doubt do it again.
 * Gazelle: Well, we'd better make this fight to protect this Pearl count. He sounds like he could do a lot of damage with immortal youth.
 * Count Razoff: I'm sure we can manage.
 * Skipper: Yeah. It's just an overgrown fish with teeth.
 * Barnacle Boy: I am aware you don't take predatory fish seriously because of your natural diet of them, but... Some fish can devour penguins, like sharks.
 * Kowalski: Don't try and convince him. He's like Red vs. Blue Sarge, and it won't even penetrate his mind how vicious any fish is. He works better that way. We learn that the hard way when he went head on against a snakehead fish!
 * Icky: "Wait a minute. If this pearl so dang impourent, then why isn't there like a super hero personally guarding it him/herself?"
 * Barnacle Boy: "Sadly, we live in a world over-interested in heroes daily lives that none of them can't be able to directy protect that pearl itself without attracting poperrazzi to reveil the location."
 * Icky: "(Quietly) Hence why MSM's Dolpha plans were pretty much scrapped."
 * Barnacle Boy: "So because of how people want to know everything about super heroes, that Pearl's only defence HAS to be that it's in an uncharted temple."
 * Duke: "Well that means jack-crud to Big Bruce Teether, because he's after it anyway! I mean, he said that Greenland Shark is his guide to the place!"
 * Barnacle Boy: Then we got no time to lose! We gotta get to work!

Defeating Shark Lord
Yellow Sea Temple Ruins.
 * Shark Lord: (In his new youth, cackles) THIS FEELS AMAZING! I FINALLY GET TO RULE WITH ETERNAL YOUTH! I hope I get to test this especially on those Lodgers and Mermaidman and Barnacleboy! I'd gladly beat their weak bones into the ground and piss in their graves.
 * ???: Well, if it's a fight you want... (The Lodgers came in)
 * Dodger: Then it's a fight you'll get!
 * Shark Lord:... Thank GOD, I was worried I wouldn't get to beat your skulls in.
 * Gazelle: Well, your archenemies will likely not fare well, but we will ensure you are beaten.
 * Shark Lord: You are welcome to try! (This music played as they began to fight)
 * While the Lougers proved no real threat, Gazelle and the suited up Spongebob and crew proved to be the real challnage!
 * Shark Lord: "Ya know, with the others being pushovers, I'm kinda glad the rest of you are the only ones to offer a REAL fight! At least this won't end up boring!"
 * Gazelle: "Be warned that this battle can go either way! Your just as likely to lose as we are!"
 * Shark Lord: "I'm a risk-taker! Let's test that claim!" (SpongeBob sped around him with his Quickster super-speed until Shark Lord smacked him into a wall, then he grappled Patrick and used his elastic abilities against the heroes, he caught one of Mermaidman's waterballs and threw it at Squidward, causing him to turn to ash, and he used his natural electroreceptors to locate Sandy even with her invisibility powers, grabbed her barefoot, and began whapping the other heroes with her)
 * Sandy: THIS, IS, EMBARRASSING, HOW, COULD I, OVERLOOK, A SHARK'S, AMPULLAE, OF LORINZINI?!?
 * Shark Lord: Maybe because I beat you into forgetting, sea rat! (Cackles, and the heroes were beaten one-by-one, as he used Sir Hiss and Viper as whips, he grabbed Merlin's beard and covered his face with it, he used Mushu like a flamethrower, he reflected the bullets of the Lodgers with guns as if they were nothing, and he finally responded by pounding the ground in an earth-shattering tremor as it knocked everyone down)... You know, there's a certain sport I excel at!
 * Skipper: And that would be? (As Shark Lord picked him up)
 * Shark Lord: COMPETITIVE BITCH TOSS! (He tosses him into a giant dilapidated monument as it collapsed and the heroes avoided the falling debris)... You think me picking up the Invisible Boatmobile is radical? Check THIS out! (He picks up the Lodgers' Van)
 * Icky: BY DIEHARD'S CROTCH!!!! (He smashed them as much of the Lodge cartoonishly survived the giant explosion)... DAMMIT, AND WE DIDN'T PROPRLY HAVE INSURANCE ON THAT THING!!!
 * Shark Lord: This is AMAZING, I feel like a young strapping lad, beating his meat FURIOUSLY for the first time!
 * Gazelle: (She attacked as he grabbed her Uniter Blade, but the touch of it burned his hand and caused him to scream and let go!)
 * Shark Lord: "YOOOOOOOOOOW?! THE FUCK?! WHY IS THAT THING HOT?!"
 * Gazelle: "The Uniter Blade reckindises and burns evil hands!"
 * Shark Lord: ".... Okay, lession learn. DON'T touch the giant magic key sword- (Gets smacked by Gazelle with the Uniter Blade into a part of the ruins!)"
 * Gazelle: "KEY-BLADE, NOT KEY-SWORD?!"
 * Shark Lord: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?!?
 * Gazelle: (She got angry and attacked him as he resisted her attacks, and used many of the Lodgers against her)
 * Po: WOW, THIS SHARK IS DYNAMITE!!!
 * Shifu: Let's just keep going. We can't let him reach a civilized area!
 * Shark Lord: (He got angry, punched his knuckles in his palm, cracked them, and literally ate an isopod)... OH, THAT'S THAT GOOD S***!
 * Gazelle: SpongeBob, by any chance is there a hero in Mermaidman and Barnacleboy's lore like me?
 * SpongeBob: Well, some, yes, and again, he beat them all in a royale. But don't worry. I'm sure we can pull something out of our butts.
 * Shark Lord: AND IT WILL BE MY FIST!!! (He charged as he bulldozed through them yet again, and Gazelle and the suited main heroes were able to hold on against him)
 * Lord Shen: (He takes out his cannons and fired, but they only tickled him as he bent the cannons like they were clay) AHHH!!! (He dodged a back-hand from Shark-Lord)
 * Togemon: NEEDLE SPRAY! (Shark Lord caught the needles and threw them back at her)
 * Garurumon: HOWLING BLASTER! (Shark Lord back-handed the blast of energy like it was nothing)
 * Greymon: NOVA BLAST! (He attacked as Shark Lord resisted it)
 * Shark Lord: WHOO! Like setting your worn sock on fire! Refreshing in these cold waters!
 * Birdramon: METEOR WING! (She uses the attack as he resisted the feathers)
 * Shark Lord: Nice try, you flying fiery penguin!
 * Ikkakumon: HARPOON TORPEDO! (He fired his horn as Shark Lord caught it)
 * Shark Lord: RIGHT BACK AT YOU! (He throws it right back as he dodged)
 * Kabuterimon: ELECTRO SHOCKER! (He attacked as Shark Lord resisted the electricity, but was aggravated)
 * Shark Lord: AHHH!!! MY ELECTRORECEPTORS!!!
 * Kabuterimon:... At least THAT worked!
 * Sandy: You irritated his electroreceptors! Now's our chance! (They all attacked at once, but all they did was get into a 10-seconds' worth of slap-attacks as Shark Lord plowed them all away roaring)
 * Shark Lord: HAH! Nice try, sea donkeys! But again, I am not the most formidable opponent to your idols for NOTHING! My youth makes me unstoppable! I recommend you try harder than THAT! Otherwise, I win, and the sea is MINE!
 * A roar was heard!
 * The temple was seen crumbling as a giant asian sea dragon rose from it!
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "WHO HAS TAINTED THE PURITY OF THE PEARL?!"
 * Shark Lord was seen with the pearl around his neck.
 * Shark Lord: "..... OKAY, NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A GIANT ASIAN SEA DRAGON?!"
 * Mermaidman: "Well that's the Yellow Sea Temple's SECONDARY security against intruders. That no one knows what kind of surprises it can hold."
 * Shark Lord: "Well I, DON'T LIKE, SURPRISES?!"
 * Squidward: "Neither does he."
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "YOU?! MORTAL SHARK?! SURRENDER THE PEARL BACK TO IT'S RIGHTFUL HOME NOW, OR SUFFER ANICHENT CHINESE CURSE?!"
 * Shark Lord: "...... Make me!"
 * Barnacleboy: (Dubbed as Stewie) Oh, now you've done it!
 * Asian Sea Dragon: "(ROARS A GREAT WORLD SHATTERING ROAR THAT CAN BE HEARD WITHIN THE NICKALOADIAN UNIVERSE!)"
 * This roar summons an army of jaded terracotta warriors and awaken statue Quilins that roared!
 * Giant Chiense Soldier Armors rose from the ground with giant weapons at ready!
 * Cannons even bigger then Shen's cannons are seen pushed by skelital soldiers!
 * A chiense undead army rose!
 * Then came forth a giant Crab Chiense Warlord rising an asianised Alaskin Bull Worm that roared at the heavens!
 * The Shark Lord's followers dropped their respective jaws!
 * Squidward: "All that...... For a PEARL?!"
 * Asian Mermaid: "Well it was once the property of the emperor of the Yellow Sea at the time, so.... Yeah, he REALLY outdid himself in establish the pearl's protection."
 * Shark Lord: "..... If I were to go down from this epic fight...... Then I couldn't ask for a MORE BADASS WAY TO END A LEGACY?! (Shark Lord battle cried and charged after the great army of supernaterol forces before him!)"
 * Gazelle: "SHARK LORD, DON'T BE A FOOL?!"

Meeting Lizzie
Bikini Bottom Triangle Center
 * ???: I want to make it clear that our budget is not in a decent position for a raise, darling, so you'll have to endure a limited pay for awhile longer. (The heroes approached her as she appears as a lionfish similar to Shark Tale Lola) Please, no complaints, cause I will not hestitate to remind you why I'm the boss if you continue to complain. Also, the lunchtime is shorten for the purpose of encouraged productivity, else that we wouldn't be able to resolve the payment issue, now would we? I'm glad we came to an understanding, darling. (She puts the phone down.) Another issue calmingly resolved, and- (She faced the heroes)..... I, don't think I remember hiring you bunch.....
 * SpongeBob:... YOU'RE the one responsible for all this? WOW! What a bod- (She reveils her sharp spines tipped with venom as it startled SpongeBob) YAAAAAA!!! BAD TOUCH!!! I AIN'T HITTING, I'M TAKEN!!!
 * Lionfish: If I was an ill-tempered woman, I'd be screaming my bloodly head off about your preasence.... All the same though, can I ask for that reason of you being here? I was sure outsiders can't even find this operation.
 * Sandy: Lady, your mermaids sucked us here.
 * Lionfish:... (Sighs) Unfortunate. Sadly, I can't afford witnesses here given that our operations aren't.... "Legal", persay.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ye' DO know this ain't the first time we've been here, right?
 * Lionfish: Ohhh, so your why my proudction back at that certain time was interupted?
 * Squidward:... What?
 * Lionfish: Are you confused? Well, you see, I opened up a secret business ever since.... Alot of misfortunates lead me here. This island, was where I was exiled since my life in Bass Vegas was, unceramoniously concluded poorly. I used to be a rather rambuncious lass who has made, life-long, immature enemies who, shall we say, failed to get over their grivience and in turn deside to be no better then me and ruin my life. In most, a particular person, went out of her way to espionage and dug up rather unglamorious aspects of my life before I became the belle of Bass Vegas, leaked my secret stripping career that I only did for extra money to support myself and my devided family. The ungrateful fool ruined my lively-hood and my personhood, because she failed to mature out of mere childhood shenanigans! She forgets that children are naterolly cruel until they matured out of it! She was just among those that didn't mature! And alot of good her revenge did! Sure, it ruined me, but at least I went down knowing that she was sued by my sympathic grandfather! Now she rots to life in Bass Vegas Ribcage Prison.... But sadly, appearently doing something naughty for surviveal for a devided family is worthy of banishment appearently!
 * Sandy:.... Wow, I guess Bikini Bottom isn't the only place with backwords morals.
 * Lionfish: "I mean, don't get me wrong, I know being secretly a stripper is a shocking revolation, but I wouldn't call it worthy of such a social pariah status!"
 * Squidward: "Yeah, sometimes people have no sense of self-restraint! We get that! But still, being upset at a sociaity WORSE then Bikini Bottom doesn't justify having mermaids use the Bermuda Triangle to steal people's stuff!"
 * Lionfish: Perhaps, but what else is a poor girl to do in being made a pariah thanks to a vengeful childhood enemy?
 * Patrick: ".... She has a good point, guys."
 * Sandy bonks Patrick's head in.
 * Patrick: "(Muffled) Just saying."
 * Spongebob: "But WHY other then that reason?"
 * Lionfish: "Well I have to be able to establish SOME income if it can't be through my former life for, obvious reasons. I had those mermaids give me a perfect new black market through their singing that, inexplicably operates that large vacuum cleaner. Then thanks to you people, I ended up being crippled of my best ways to operate my secret corperation, Bermuda Currents Incorperated. The best secret corperation in the seven seas.... And the one or so civilised trecnhes."
 * Mr. Krabs: Look miss, we didn't do much of the work! They were always like 'TNOP' until me daughter convinced them to go to the mall and transport all the junk outta here!
 * Lionfish:... You do realise your not a very good father, right?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Okay, that MAY'VE been bad parenting right there.
 * Squidward: You think?
 * Lionfish: Well, fact of the matter is, it is still your faults by proxy of assusiation with the child who crippled my business. (She harmonizes seductively as it caused the five to be separated)... And as Such, I, Lizzie Currents, have very befitting punishments in mind.

Meeting Leven Berg
Leven's Colony Flashback, Prehistoric Bikini Bottom Present
 * Coelacanth: (He was seen doing some tests)... Hmm... The cells seem pretty active. Amazing. A longer lifespan than before? This substance seems to be QUITE the anomaly. (The heroes arrive)
 * SpongeBob:... Excuse me, sir?
 * Coelacanth: (He jumped in surprise)... Whew! Thank Neptune! You scared the piss cloud outta me!
 * Squidward: Gross.
 * Coelacanth: Ahem! How rude of me. I am Leven Berg. Biologist, Paleontologist, and everything in the ways of life we don't know about.
 * SpongeBob:... Excuse me?
 * Coelacanth (Leven): I trust you are here for a reason?
 * Patrick:... Rraarg? (Rraarg came in)
 * Leven:... BY SCOT!!! A Scleractinianoid fossilius!!! I always knew they were around! (He inspects Rraarg) What a REMARKABLE specimen! The dental work is healthy. The calcic saliva seems rich and active. (Gets on his back, and smells) WHEW! The upper excrement organs seem in working order... (Taps Rraarg)... The exoskeletal structure is stiff but steady... (Reaches inside Rraarg's mouth)... THE CAULDRON STOMACH SEEMS HEALTHY AS WELL!! (Comes out) By Jove! You've actually found a healthy specimen!!! HOW?!?
 * Patrick:... Just found him.
 * Leven:... Could you get into more detail please?
 * Patrick: I dunno.
 * Leven: Sir, do you have ANY idea what this thing is?
 * Patrick: I dunno. Do you?
 * Leven: Yeah. It's a fairly recent addition to the subterra ecosystem. The result of a long-deceased prehistoric coral brought back to life and refreshed biologically into a newly-evolved lifeform. There have been reports of this undocumented species of coral dating back hundreds of years. Nobody has EVER found one. They have fairly-low brain capacity, yet they are VERY elusive, and VERY dangerous when not handled properly.
 * Squidward:... 'Subterra'?
 * Leven: It's what me and my research program call life that have evolved secretly from the surface world to avoid their dangers. I have been documenting many species, including the rare... (Shows a creature like the one SpongeBob and Patrick mistaken Squidward for)... Camoullies.
 * SpongeBob: Hey, that's what Smelly is!
 * Leven:... Smelly?
 * Squidward: Yeah, they mistook me for one of those things after ridiculous circumstance. Even TODAY, he still thinks we were different, because these days, his skull is as thick as a brick wall.
 * Leven:... Right. Anyway, there's also THESE (Shows the Cave Dwellers from Chum Caverns)... The Cavepithecoids.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ain't those from the Chum Caverns?
 * Leven:... I can tell you chaps get around. Well, know that any creatures you encounter like these, are all from subterran evolution. And THIS... (Points at Rraarg) Is among them.
 * (Leven): In their time, this creature's ancestors were walking coral that provided larger reefs mobility that they couldn't. (Rraarg-like creatures were seen moving in herds with reefs on their backs) Like the creature before you, they have digestive chambers that the corals give a share of the food they consume through the holes on their backs, and while some would serve that purpose, others would act as tubes to eliminate waste. But, it was always thought they went extinct when those time ended.
 * Leven: But I just so happened to discover that they have the ability to calcify themselves in times of danger, but they died because of lack of nutrients, yet they were only half-dead, as anything it considers food, or anything nurturing, really, will reawaken it. But whatever made the many other members of it's kind wasn't just food. It was some kind of waste that was the result of fossilized nutrients cooked up from this subterran environment. Until they find those nutrients... (Shows them Rraarg's previous form) This is what the species Scleractinianoid fossilius looks like.
 * Patrick: Hmm... That looks familiar...
 * Leven:... So... I'm guessing you may have something to do with this specimen's birth?
 * Patrick: Let's see... Um... Nope. Nothing.
 * Leven: Oy! (Shows him the waste that created Rraarg) This is the substance used to bring them to life. It was something thought to be poisonous, and in a way, they are. But they are only poisonous to us. To undersea flora, they are a thriving substance filled with the nutrients they need. Observe. Just gotta get this rubber stopper off... (He struggles) Ugh! Why is this so hard to get off?!?
 * Patrick: Rubber stopper?... WAIT!... THAT'S IT!!!... I just remembered I have a rubber stopper collection! Can I have that?
 * Leven: Excuse me?
 * Squidward: Patrick, you're not helping. Whatever this thing came from, I trust it's a good enough home for it?
 * SpongeBob:... Squidward, were you SERIOSLY suggesting we leave Rraarg here?
 * Squidward: Well, he DOES do property damage and stuff. And he's just as stupid as Patrick.
 * Leven: Uh... Sir, the species is known for high-level aggravation. It knows when it's insulted, even IF they have small brains.
 * Squidward: Exactly my point!
 * Leven:... Well, you guys are a LOT of fun. But... I gotta ask, why did you come here, and how did you think to find me?
 * Squidward: "Because these nitwits saw me reading a magazene called "Super-Nerds with too much time on there hands monthly" and saw the articule about you being interested in creatures like, this thing!"
 * Rraarg burped.
 * Patrick: "GOOD ONE, RRAARG?!"
 * Leven: "I see. Well, any other particular reason."

The Hunting Lancetfish
Aftermath of Weresquirrel Attack Elsewhere... Chum Bucket Treedome Chum Bucket Flashback Present
 * Squidward: WHAT WAS THAT THING THAT WAS ATTACKING US?!?
 * Patrick: Looked like an overinflated Sandy doll.
 * SpongeBob: (Sees the fur)... I... I think it WAS Sandy.
 * Patrick: PBBT! That's silly!
 * Squidward: Same suit? Same hair color? Same voice, only a little obscured?
 * SpongeBob: Well... What the BARNACLE happened to her?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know, but who knows what did?
 * Patrick: I know! It's not like we have ANOTHER scientist who can find out the cause or something!
 * Plankton: (He burst in with a Plankton mech) I'M BACK, B****ES!!! GIVE ME THE FORMULA!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... (They looked at each other)
 * Plankton:... Dear Neptune, what happened here?... Oh, I swear, it wasn't me!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Plankton, you think you can offer your services?
 * Plankton: Gimme the formula, and we have a deal!
 * Mr. Krabs: No!
 * Plankton: Blast, worth a shot!
 * Patrick: Besides, don't you ALREADY know it since the 2004 movie?
 * Squidward: I think that was retconned.
 * Plankton: Duh it was! I STILL know it. But, let's be honest, I NEED the formula in the bottle, otherwise, I can't sell it.
 * Patrick: Can't you just rewrite it with your knowledge?
 * Squidward: I'm pretty sure that's illegal. What do you think the term 'duplication of this product is punishable by law' means, genius?
 * Patrick: And what if the original is destroyed?
 * Squidward: Then that's remade.
 * Patrick: But isn't it illegal like you just said?
 * Squidward: (He face-palms himself) You are a f*****g idiot!
 * Plankton: Okay, okay, enough! What the hell happened here?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy turned into a giant monster. We need help.
 * Plankton:... Well... I dunno. Do you have a sample?
 * SpongeBob: I have this hair.
 * Plankton: I mean, something which can show the affliction itself, like blood or something.
 * Patrick: "Well she kinda drooled on me. Is that good?"
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes. Gross, but it helps.
 * Plankton:... HOW THE F*** CAN SHE DROOL ON YOU WITH A HELMET ON?!?
 * Patrick: Because, cartoon logic, I don't remember.
 * Plankton: (Sighs) Why am I asking an idiot? Just allow me to get a sample of that. But know that I still expect something else in return. If not the formula, then something else.
 * Mr. Krabs: As long as it's not evil, or something that will ensure you get the formula.
 * Plankton: Oh, I assure you, you won't be disappointed! (Cackles)
 * SpongeBob:... Will we not? Because that evil laugh seems suspicious.
 * Plankton: Just shut up and lemme do your favor.
 * What appears to be a hunter's room was seen.
 * TV: "In recent news, what looks like an over-inflated sandy doll has been rampaging the entire city and attacking it's citizens! The Mayor has announced that $100 gazillion will be happlessly granted to anyone that can save us from the monster. Any method, even inhumane ones, are acceptable."
 * The TV was being viewed by someone being obscure by a chear enjoying a drink. Another hand reaches for the phone.
 * Voice: "(Sofisicated British Tone) Hello, can I speak to the mayor? Yes, I'll hold. I have all the time in the world. (The KaBLAM theme played)."
 * The TV: "Exberts are still trying to desiver what attacked us, but said that it is likely some kind of mutanted mammel or a prehistoric reminant that escaped from some horrorable prehistoric world. Either way, this town needs a savior."
 * Voice: "And a sav-ior you'll soon enough get. Although, mainly because your Mammelian beast is of interest to one of the greatest hunters in the ocean."
 * Mayor's voice: "Hello? Who's this?"
 * Voice: "Ahh yes, hello mayor. I was watching the news and I couldn't help but to notice that you seem to be suffering from a rouge beast problem."
 * Mayor's voice: "Understatement of the centaury! I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to visit Bikini Bottom at this time, I-"
 * Voice: "Oh don't worry mayor, far from it. I've been following this one for a while. I didn't knew about the Krusty Krab attack until it was too late. But rest assure, it will NOT get another drop on me. Now that you know, you will also know there is one who is after it. (The figure gets up and walks to a gun cabinet) Why, the prospect of a beast attack actselly attracts me to your little town. You see, I am one of the ocean's finest hunters, and with my only reward of the monster's death and the rights to it's head, I can take care of that beast for you.... For free. After all, I am already handsomely rich and well funded, it's really no trouble."
 * Mayor Voice: "Oh thank you! Bikini Bottom will be in your dept!"
 * Voice: "Oh no need for that. That monstrosity's head over my fireplace is more then reward enough. And even though I would ordenarly avoid your cesspool of a town, no offence by the way, even that fallen shample of a socity deserves better then that beast. As for the rest?... Well, it COULD make a decent coat."
 * Mayor Voice: "Yeah, I know, Bikini Bottom has seen better days. If you can show up quick enough, consider that monster yours!"
 * Voice: "Oh as a matter of fact, mayor, (Takes a gun out and reveils himself to be a Lacetfish dressed in british hunter garb).... I'm already getting set for the hunt. A hunt that I, Lacet Huntington, shall turn your monster into my prey. The next time it will be seen, it'll have more holes than a Nematode hive!"
 * Lancet started to laugh maniacly and laugh loudly as his laughter echoed!
 * Plankton was doing science stuff.
 * SpongeBob: (They looked into the sample, as a kind of bacteria was seen)... What kind of bacteria is this?
 * Karen: I have analyzed the species. Myobulgococcus stressius. A rare muscle infection that causes the muscles to go into overdrive, increase blood pressure and adrenaline rushes, hype up energy and metabolism, and essentially increase muscle mass. People who have been infected with this disease have often died of various results, whether it be muscle strain or failure, heart failure, heart attacks, or just the classic case of the heart or muscles exploding.
 * SpongeBob: Ew!
 * Karen: Yeah! Ew!
 * Plankton: Would you happen to know how Sandy gained this illness?
 * SpongeBob:... Well, we WERE in Goo Lagoon fairly recently, and she was once again out of her suit, but not before another competition which she won second place.
 * Karen:... Sometimes, being in the water, and being fairly exposed can be risky. Especially when there's openings that infections can enter. Did Sandy ever have any protections?
 * SpongeBob: My best guess is that she's never heard of this infection.
 * Karen: That is a possibility. It is a hardly-known disease, and again, VERY rare. It feeds on adrenaline and sugars until there is nothing left to feed off of. Sandy must've gotten the illness, and didn't even know it, even when she was suffering the effects of increased energy and activity.
 * Squidward: "So your saying she's now a mutant?"
 * Karen: "Well not nessersarly. You people know of Werewolves?"
 * Patrick: "But Sandy's a squirl. Wouldn't you have to be a dog to be a wolf?"
 * Karen: "Not digifiving that with a respondse. Well, it may be possable that the infection awakened a gene within it that was long deactivated by years of evolution, and expelled a genetic waste that causes adverse affects to her psyche. You see, Goo Lagoon has had more than just super goo layers and several others. It is said that it had some kind of black primordial soup that, if the conditions are right, can cause cells like single-celled bacteria to improve themselves and, if with a host, can mean serious consequences for them as well. In this case, what you just saw."
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well how come it never affected us when we swim in the Lagoon?"
 * Karen: "First off, again, it's a rare process, as the soup hasn't been seen in eons and can be cleverly hidden. Secondly, sea creatures swim in those goo waters all the time to the point it can't affect them anyway more as they have gotten so used to them since their apparent origin in the Precambrian. Sandy, being a highly evolved creature on the land, obviously doesn't enjoy such an immunity, and the soup reacted to her fairly-new biology, and when combined with the muscle infection, which is not a goo-borne infection, but a water-borne one, the results usually aren't pretty."
 * Squidward: "But wait! Sandy has entered the Lagoon once or twice! How come this is becoming a problem now."
 * Karen: "In being rare, it is also a slow, deceptive and quiet process. When she's wearing the suit, it offers enough protection. But since the infection is rare, it's taken until now to find an exposed spot on her. Getting out of the suit can refresh one from the land, but it can also lead to risks. Sandy no doubt had a lot of those since she started getting out of the suit, but when it comes to infections she's never heard of, she allowed the soup's genetic material to react to the infection, and BOOM! It isn't as blatant as if you were infected with Botfly Larva, but just as nasty."
 * Patrick: "Oh it can't be THAT bad."
 * Karen: Well... Primordial material are merely half-strangers to bacteria. They CAN get a TINY bit curious, and when the reaction commences, the byproducts of such reaction, CAN be damaging to the infection's host. In this case... (Analyzes)... The genetic waste resulting from expelled excess nucleoids can cause adverse effects to things like the mind. The rest... Well... You can figure out from there.
 * SpongeBob:... So... The mixture of these two factors, is turning her into this monster?
 * Karen: In a way, yes. There is STILL an ounce of her mind left. You can still communicate with her if you have the chance. But it's not exactly as simple as getting a tea party togather. She basicly reverted back to a creature of instinct. You'll have to play by those rules.
 * SpongeBob:... Can you make a cure?
 * Karen: Well, we can try. Since this is a rare infection, looking for a cure will not be easy. Until then, you need to ensure that Sandy, in her 'Were-Squirrel' form, is safe from harm.
 * Squidward:... I think it may be too late for that. Check out the TV. (They saw the news)
 * Realistic Fish-Head: FLASH! Terror has broke out in the street in news that there is a giant monsterous squirrel wreaking havoc in Bikini Bottom. We have no leads as to what this thing came from, but we have been assured that we can find the cause soon enough.
 * SpongeBob: So much for fixing this quietly.
 * Squidward: Oh, sure, as if THIS was gonna be a secret. Moron. What I find odd is that they don't even know what it is. I mean, COME ON, they CANNOT be this stupid.
 * Plankton: Says the guy whose identity was stolen by a Squidward puppet by complete idiots who cannot see the real thing in front of them. I swear, it's reasons like THIS that I wanna take over this pitiful town.
 * Squidward: Yeah, but at least they couldn't be stupid enough to go into this without a proper investigation-
 * Realistic Fish-Head: Authorities are taking the utmost caution to eliminate this threat. People HAVE connected this to Ms. Cheeks, the local Treedome Enterprises worker, but no evidence has proved that's the case.
 * Squidward:... Are you kidding me?
 * Realistic Fish-Head: No, we are not kidding. Miss Sandy Cheeks has last been seen at the Treedome just 5 minutes ago. She was sound asleep, wet, and was beat from a whole day of workout.
 * Squidward:... Yeah, they aren't gonna be of help. But at least they can figure it out within a proper investiga-
 * Realistic Fish-Head: With the previous alibi debunked, authorities are taking full force and precautions to eliminate this threat. (S.W.A.T forces were seen arming themselves)
 * SpongeBob: Uh-ohh!
 * Realistic Fish-Head: But if they cannot be of help, The Mayor has gotten word that there is someone seeking to eliminate the threat. We take you to Perch Perkins coming to you live at the scene of the last crime.
 * Perch Perkins: Perch Perkins here. I am here with, you're not gonna believe this, the Pacific Ocean's top game hunting legend himself, Lancet Kelly Hunting.
 * Lancet: Well, it used to be Huntington, and I do prefer the name, but only by higher people. I chose the 'Hunting' last name to sound much cooler. Anyway, I assure you, this is the BEST game challenge I will ever have. A Were-Squirrel? The possibilities are impossible to resist. Trust me. By the next time you see me on the screen, I will have this beast's head on display, and I shall be wearing it's hide as a coat. And EVERYONE will SCREAM in rejoice, when I, Lancet Hunting, free another town, from another monstrous force.
 * Perch Perkins: You heard it here, folks. We will sleep safely tonight thanks to this brave courageous savior. Back to you, Fishhead!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well... Fu-
 * Spongebob started to blabber out of control!
 * Patrick: "..... Spongebob, you okay?"
 * Squidward: "He's twitching and blabbing like an even bigger idiot, alcourse he's not fin-"
 * Spongebob screams out of control and regresses into going SpongeGar on everyone as he freaks out and wrecks Plankton's lab!
 * Plankton: "HEY?! STOP MENTALLY REGRESSING INTO A PRIMITIVE SAVAGE AND WRECKING MY LAB, OR I'LL PUT YOUR BRAIN BACK INTO THE ROBOT CHIEF?!"
 * Spongebob breaks the Robot Chief.
 * Plnakton: "..... Barnicles."
 * Spongebob savagely screams as he pulls out exspearimental micropes and eats them like the worms!
 * Plankton: "NO NO NO STOP?! THAT'S DR. BLOWHOLE'S EXSPEARIMENTAL SUPER-SOLDIER SPERM?! HE'S BEEN WORKING ON THAT FOR WEEKS FOR THE LEAGE AND ASKED ME TO TAKE CARE OF IT WHILE HE'S AWAY ON SUPER-VILLAIN CON?!"
 * Squidward: "And WHY are you holding Super Soldier Sperm?"
 * Plankton: "..... Aw, nuts. Well ya see, Blowhole was exspearimenting with the idea of making super soldiers through birth by turning slaves into super soldiers and make them do the, HOT-CHA-CHA-CHA, if ya know what I mean, (Nervious Laughter)."
 * Squidward: "Well why the dirty barnicles does he need to do that when he ALREADY made the inital super soldiers?!"
 * Plankton: How should I know?!? ASK BLOW-F*****G-HOLE!! But, yeah, expect this guy to be in a LOTTA s- (SpongeBob went straight back to his normal form)
 * SpongeBob:... What just happened?
 * Plankton:... Or, it just evolves him back to his normal self.
 * Squidward: Thank God! I thought this was gonna get uglier than before.
 * SpongeBob: F**************************************************************!!! SANDY'S IN DANGER!!!
 * Karen: Idiot, she's been found at her Treedome. Just go over there and check on her. Maybe you can let her know what's going on.
 * Patrick: Wouldn't that be a fake to trick these guys?
 * Squidward: If that were true, then everyone would've KNOWN Sandy was the monster. Which, in their retarded-ass minds, they don't. Not even this Lancet f****r! It's DEFINITELY Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: Then we've GOT to warn her! Plankton? You have a teleporter?
 * Mr. Krabs: I think he still has the one he tried to use to teleport the formuler here with help from Sandy.
 * SpongeBob: AND IT SHARES A CONNECTION TO HER TREEDOME!! GOOD IDEA, MR. KRABS!
 * Plankton: Well, go knock yourself out.
 * Sandy: (She was still beat in her bed, and dripping, as she woke up, and yawned)... What... Wow... I feel like horse-s***! What happened last night? Why am I all wet? And why... Why do I have a few wounds on me? Why am I all fuzzed up and frazzled?... Wow. I guess I got pretty hyped up by all them juices.
 * SpongeBob: (They were teleported there in gaseous form) SANDY!
 * Sandy: AAHH!! (She fell over)
 * SpongeBob:... Oh, thank God, it isn't a fake!
 * Sandy:... SpongeBob? What're ya' talking about?
 * SpongeBob:... Sandy, brace yourself! I think you may've gotten infected with some muscle infection, and some freaky evolution goop made it turn you into a monster.
 * Sandy:... What in the name of Davy Crockett's raccoon hat are you talking about?!? Is that some kinda made-up science you used to impress me since our last Goo Lagoon trip? God, let's hope it ain't some silly gross fanfiction you read on the Internet.
 * Squidward: No, it's not a joke. You've got a muscle disease, and with this gooey stuff, it's making you a monster, that's gonna be hunted down by the S.W.A.T team and this crazy hunter lancetfish.
 * Sandy:... (Laughs) Okay, seriously, what's going on here? I felt like I was having one of those freaky dreams that makes you feel like you came out of a pile of manure.
 * Squidward:... WHAT PART OF THAT IS HARD TO BELIEVE?!?
 * Sandy: Well first off, whaddiya mean by 'gooey stuff'? Second, how does it relate to a muscle infection? Third, are people here REALLY this stupid to not know it's me if that WERE true? Fourth, I've never heard of a muscle disease, let alone a few that are not as extreme as your making it up to be. Fifth, if I WAS this freaky monster, I'd drown pretty goshdurn quickly because my helmet's very fragile. And I'd go for number six if it wasn't started to become redunent, as we all know, this is SUPER REDICULIOUS! It's clear you guys are trying to scare me out of realizing that SpongeBob just BANGED me during the night because of the Goo Lagoon trip! (They were all confused)
 * Squidward:... WTF, Sandy?
 * SpongeBob: That doesn't sound like something you'd say. You'd no doubt know something was up, even after you just got up, wet and... (Shivers)... (Snaps out of it), beat. I think it's clear that the stuff the infection's causing is getting to your head.
 * Sandy: WHADDIYA TALKIN' ABOU... I'm... FI... (Chitters and giggles) RIGHT AS RAIN! (She suddenly falls unconscious)...
 * Squidward:... And... She just peed herself. And just so clear, I seen no sign of a cup of lemonaide anywhere.
 * SpongeBob:... Again, Ew! We MIGHT wanna get her to the Chum Bucket.
 * Patrick: Agreed.
 * Squidward: Agreed.
 * Mr. Krabs: Agreed.
 * Patrick picks Sandy up effertlessly as the four proceed to leave.
 * Karen: (As they placed Sandy, still in her swimsuit, inside an air-sealed capsule)... Alright. Since both the illness and the goop thrive in water, we need to have her within the right air-based conditions so she cannot transform again. This WILL allow her to breath, and if she DOES escape, the helmet will be placed on her automatically. But there's more. If she TRIES to escape or struggle, the oxygen levels are programmed to decrease so that it can not only keep her from struggling too much, but weaken the two afflictions' proficiency. They can get well in a normal-oxygenated environment since it can be found in the water, but if there's reduced oxygen, it won't be able to sustain itself. Sandy will be as okay and alive as she can be in there, as long as the illness doesn't have anything to gain from it.
 * SpongeBob:... Seems a tad overkill, doesn't it?
 * Karen: To be fair, a Were-Anything doesn't exactly tend to be trusted in staying in one place with only minor restrictions. You either have to go all the way, or don't bother it with.
 * Squidward: So... Why was she acting like she just had a good high?
 * Karen: Because the animalistic afflictions the byproducts have caused on her have seemed to affect her normal mind as well. It has reduced her common sense, her cognition, her bodily functions, and many other things. Luckily, the afflictions won't go any further than that.
 * SpongeBob: And the cure?
 * Karen: Well, since we have Sandy herself, we can determine the way we can cure her. The problem is that it will take a few days to make.
 * SpongeBob: That doesn't sound TOO bad. Also... Can you tell us anything about this 'Lancet Hunting' guy?
 * Karen: I can. (Her screen turns into a page on a site called "Overglorifived Hunters Wiki" and gets to Lancet Huntington).
 * Squidward: "Oh I swear, people make a wiki for EVERYTHING?! Heck, I wouldn't be surprised if they made a wiki for rocks!"
 * Karen: Oh, I'm sure that's VERY likely. Anyway, here it is. Lancet Huntington, AKA Lancet Hunting. Longnose lancetfish. He is renowned as a game hunter who saved hundreds of cities in the Pacific Ocean from monsters of all kinds. He has become so good at this, it's not easy to stop him. Perfect case record. Though he is a hero to many, others know of his true career: doing it because it's what he does best. He was raised in Alaskan seas, and had actually been able to pull of slaying a young Alaskan Bull Worm, and escaping it's angry mother... At age 12.
 * Patrick:... Wow, that guy was BAD, ASS?!
 * SpongeBob: I know! He DOES sound unbeatable!
 * Karen: So, it's best we keep Sandy as far away from him as possible. Once he finds her, it's gonna be a hell of a lot harder to get him away from her. His species' speed and agility knows no bounds.
 * Mr. Krabs: Tell me about it. In the Navy, we fought a renegade agent who was a lancetfish. He kicked our captain's quarters embarrassingly. Especially when me friends in the Navy, as tough as they were, were equally as embarrassed. Though... We didn't necessarily know who it was until we heard the voice.
 * Mr. Krabs: (The group were holding standard-issue weaponry as the Lancetfish agent was loose)... Crap! Lads, this is gonna be QUITE the pirate spectacle. This rogue agent IS a lancetfish.
 * Lockjaw Jones: I think we should fight while sticking togather. If we don't, he may pick us off one-by- (The Lancetfish agent fought them like this)
 * Lockjaw Jones: -ONE!!! (He was kicked behind a large metal plate) OWW!
 * Mr. Krabs: (He tried firing, but the lancetfish only kicked him in the chest, causing him to run-bump into Mutton Chop, as the lancetfish plowed them through multiple metal plates and caused them to crash into several root beer kegs)
 * Lockjaw Jones: Oh, forget this! I need to get a bigger weapon! (He runs into Torpedo Belly)... TORP! You gotta help us!
 * Torpedo Belly: HOW?!?
 * Lockjaw Jones: PUSH SOME BUTTONS, I DUNNO!!!
 * Torpedo Belly: Okay, okay, don't rush me! (He pushes one as a few bazookas came down)
 * Lockjaw Jones:... That actually worked perfectly. Thanks! (He picked one up and left, and finds Iron Eye) Iron Eye! You gotta plan of attack?
 * Iron Eye: I have a plan: ATTACK! (They left)
 * Mr. Krabs: (The lancetfish threw a root beer keg into Mutton Chops' face as he exclaimed, and the two failed to shoot him as he smashed their heads together cartoonishly, taking out Mr. Krabs and beating the tar outta Mutton Chops, and kicked him to a wall after punching him in the groin)
 * ???: HEY, UGLY-SAILS! (A grenade was thrown at him as he caught it and threw it away with an explosion as Iron Eye appeared)
 * Iron Eye: Step away from them! (The two stood off for a while)
 * Lockjaw Jones: (Was hidden with the bazooka)... Please don't let him see me! (Torpedo Belly accidentally dropped a container in between them)
 * Torpedo Belly: MY BAD!! WAS TRYING TO CRUSH HIM!!
 * Iron Eye: TORPEDO, I WAS SUPPOSED TO DISTRACT HIM FOR LOCKJAW! (The lancetfish noticed him)
 * Lockjaw Jones: YOU RATTED ME OUT!!! (He fired a rocket as he dodged, and he fired another, which he caught and threw back at him, causing him to explode in the air) OHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIII- (He went into the lancetfish's grasp as he kicked him into Iron Eye)... Finland!
 * Mutton Chops: What do we do, Krabs?
 * Mr. Krabs: I dunno. It's hard to kick the ass of a guy with speed like a marlin!
 * Mutton Chops: (Grabbing a traffic cone) Yeah! I know! Try harder!... (The lancetfish continued beating them as he took Muttons' shotgun and pointed it at him)
 * Lockjaw Jones: MUTTON!! (The shotgun was out of ammo)
 * Mr. Krabs: Mutton, you should be ashamed of yourself! You've run out of ammo AGAIN! That's YOUR responsibility!
 * Mutton Chops:... Well, I guess it's the first time my laziness has ever saved my- (The lancetfish stepped on his chest) D'OOH! PROTECT ME CONE- (The lancetfish knocked him like a golf ball with the shotgun right into Lockjaw)
 * Lockjaw: WATCH IT!
 * Mutton: YOU WATCH IT!
 * Mr. Krabs: Alright! Lemme show you how a REAL Navy officer gets it do- (He was punched cartoonishly in slo-mo by the lancetfish and was knocked between the two)
 * Mutton: Nice demonstration, Krabs!
 * Mr. Krabs: Ah, shaddap! (They noticed a large crate above him)
 * Torpedo Belly: PREPARE TO BE SMUSHED! (He dropped the crate as he dodged it and used physical moves to launch it directly towards Mr. Krabs and the others)
 * Mutton: We gotta get outta here!
 * Lockjaw: We'll be crushed!
 * Iron Eye: Don't worry, boys, I got this! (He used his gun to blast the create) BLAM! (The contents crashed all over the three)
 * Mutton: We WERE crushed!
 * Iron Eye: Aw, f***-berries! Alright, that does it, tough guy! You wanna play rough? (He lunges for the lancetfish)
 * Mutton: WHEW! Thank Neptune! I thought I was a goner! Krabs, where are you?
 * Mr. Krabs: WHEW! Well, I feel defeated, yet inexplicably rejuvenated! (The lancetfish kicked Iron Eye's butt, knocking him into Mutton)
 * Mutton: Hey, watch it, whoa-whoa-whoa! (They went above an emergency hatch) Whoa, careful, don't fall in the, whoa! (The lancetfish noticed that it was connected to his location given the caution striped on both sides, and he used it and found them)
 * Iron-Eye: Oh, crap, I see him!
 * Mutton: Uh-oh! (The lancetfish punched him in the groin) OHH! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH MY BALLS?!? (They both fell through and he continued kicking their butts)
 * Lockjaw: HEY, UGLY! This is heat-seeking! You'd better run! FIRE IN THE HOLE! (He fired as the lancetfish was able to divert the rocket to them as it chased him)
 * Iron Eye: ARE YOU F*****G KIDDING ME?!? RUN!! (The lancetfish punched him, Lockjaw, and Krabs in one fell swoop, and slid right under Mutton's legs)
 * Mutton: OH, F***, SPARE MY BABY-FERTILIZER!! (The rocket went under his legs)... Oh, thank Neptune, I thought I was- (He went through an emergency hatch, as the rocket hit a crate full of rocket, as it exploded in slo-mo) F**********!!! (They were blasted away in slo-mo as the lancetfish slid out without a scratch, as three of them landed moaning, as the lancetfish pushed a concrete crash barrier a few inches, as Mutton fell onto it, landing on the groin) HUUUUAAAAAAHHHHH!!! I THINK YOU BROKE SOMETHING THAT TIME OOOOhhhh! (He fell)
 * The Lancetfish agent looked back.
 * Agent: "(Feminate Voice) Men these days."
 * The Agent ran off!
 * Mr. Krabs: Let's just say, lancetfish are VERY slippery opponents. And it was pretty durn embarrassing even FURTHER when we discovered it was a girl.
 * Patrick and Squidward laughed out loud!
 * Squidward: "YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU AND YOUR NAVY BUDDIES WERE BEATEN BY A GIRL?!"
 * Plankton laughed too!
 * Plankton: "THAT, IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY INVOLVEMENT?! KAREN, PLEASE TELL ME YOU RECORDED KRABS STORY?!"
 * Karen: "In my databanks."
 * Plankton: "OH YEAH, THE LEAGE ARE GONNA ENJOY THIS! AND IT'LL HELP ME FORGET MY EARLIER SCREW UP WITH THE SUPERSOLDER SPERM?!"
 * Squidward: "I still question the logic behind that."
 * Mr. Krabs: "OH COME ON FELLAS?! WOMAN OR NOT, SHE WAS ONE OF THE FINEST MERCENAIRES EVER HIRED BY THE WAR'S OPPOSING FORCES?! She made it that we weren't able to win that war so easily as we were gonna!"
 * Spongebob: "What was her name?"
 * Mr. Krabs: "Well her name was Agent Hunter, but (Everyone made shocked faces.)......"
 * Plankton: "Wait..... You don't suppose Huntington was somehow related to this woman, do you?"
 * Karen: "Well he does have a mother named Nancy Huntington, but I have some doubts she and the agent are connected."
 * Mr. Krabs: "WAIT A MINUTE! HER OTHER CODENAME WAS NANCY HUNTER?! Wait a minute?! I am detecting a pattern here?!"
 * Squidward: "Wait a minute! Your saying that Huntington is the son of a mercenary spy that kept a war from ending sooner?"
 * Karen: "Well actselly Lancetfish commenly named themselves with the Word "Hunt", it could be just a VERY wild cowinsidence."
 * Plankton: Well, only time will tell. She's practically Krabs' age by now.
 * Mr. Krabs: I can agree. Besides, she don't live in Bikini Bottom. She took a more peaceful life in Ukulele Bottom since she retired. We MAY drop by to find and talk to her 'bout this, but I dunno.
 * Karen: Well, Ukulele Bottom is a well-known breeding ground for jellyfish, and holds several Jellyfishkeeper farms, and is also the HQ for several jellyfish milking factory corporations, and yet, unlike MR. KRABS, they are treated as they should for their jelly.
 * Mr. Krabs: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?!?
 * Plankton:... We're literally across the street! We know EVERYTHING you do!
 * Karen: Aside from that to the point where jellyfish are their icon the same way the bald eagle is to the USA, it's got it's own specialties. So, do not worry about Sandy for the moment. If she escapes and mutates again, we will alert you. Know that the bacteria can best be activated through exposure to moonlight, as they absorb it though the eyes. That's why we'll be keeping Sandy asleep until a cure can be found. If she lets the bacteria feed, she will change into her were-squirrel form. And in her normal self, she WILL not act rationally. She'll lost control of many parts of her body, she'll have difficulty seeing, she'll practically be hallucinating, acting silly, and basically be a frightened hunk of fear.
 * Sandy: (She woke up)... What the junkopus?... (She found herself stuck in a capsule)... Wha... WHA... WHERE AM I?!?
 * SpongeBob: Sandy, you blacked out!
 * Patrick: And peed yourself.
 * SpongeBob: Don't push it, Patrick.
 * Patrick: Sorry!
 * Sandy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!? WH-WHERE'S MY HELMET?!? HOW AM I BREATHING?!? WHY ARE MY FEET NUMB?!? (She laughs a bit) GOD, I HATE THAT TINGLING SENSATION THEY GET! (Laughs)
 * SpongeBob:... Okay, I'm starting to find her silliness attractive, and I don't know if it's a good thing or a bad thing. Either way, I feel unclean.
 * Sandy: GEMME OUTTA HERE!!! WHERE'S THE SURFACE!!!! SOMEBODY GET ME A HELMET!!! WATER IS BAD!!! WATER IS DEATH!!! HELP ME!!! (Karen sighs and knocked her out with sleeping gas, and then placed a black device on her eyes)...
 * Karen: That should keep her occupied. In the meantime, you guys need to work on keeping Lancet away, and finding ways to ensure he is stopped.
 * Mr. Krabs: Some of us will have to get to Ukulele Bottom to find Nancy. And I'LL be leading.
 * SpongeBob: Me and Patrick will stay here and keep Sandy company.
 * Mr. Krabs: Then that leaves me and Squidward-
 * Squidward: Pass! I'll stay with these two chowderbrains, even if it pains me, I do not wanna be anywhere else other than Ukulele Bottom where I could be torn apart by a mutated squirrel in my sleep!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, you three ARE the Lodge leaders. Very well. I have to check on Nancy on me own. She's MY responsibility.
 * Plankton: You do that, Krabs. And remember, after all this, you owe me. You cross me, expect me to undo what I did.
 * Mr. Krabs: As long as it ain't evil! If it IS, we'll NOT be held accountable for having us agree to a blind agreement.
 * Plankton: Trust me! I'll not be malicious with this.
 * Mr. Krabs: You best not!

Searching for the Weresquirrel
Chum Bucket
 * SpongeBob: (He was staring at Sandy, feeling utter sorrow for her situation)... I'm so sorry this had to happen to you, Sandy. I feel as if this is my fault. I think if I hadn't been forcing you to expose your... Glittering... Pretty... Strapping... BEAUTIFUL body, to go into the goo, then none of this would've happened.
 * Karen: SpongeBob, it was not your fault. She chose to do this, and not for you. She DID use it as a tactic to make you comfortable, like when she was teaching you how to swim, but she sometimes finds it relaxing to get out of the suit. It can be pretty sweaty in certain seasons. She needs time to get all that off her. It's not necessarily your fault. You were just caught in the gleam of it.
 * SpongeBob:... Yeah. I'm just... I don't know how we're gonna get her out of this.
 * Karen: Oh, you have NO idea! This disease is making her pretty damn hard to keep safe. Sterilizing her with water only causes certain things like, say, giving her wet dreams, and when that happens, it is NOT pretty, especially when she loses control of parts of her body. Her mental activity is not very subtle either. I do what I must to keep her alive in here. I filter as much oxygen from the water as possible to give her air, I give her something to eat, through using that device she used to eat underwater without helmet removal, and... Yeah, it's kinda stressful, even as a computer.
 * SpongeBob: Well, let's just stay strong. It's what Sandy would've done!
 * Squidward: (He was reading a book until he looked out the window, and was shocked to see who it was)... WHAT?!?
 * Lancet: (He was out and on the hunt)... Nighttime! Come on, moon, bring out the beast within! (Takes out his hunting rifle)... I am READY!
 * Squidward:... Uh... Guys? Lancet's here!
 * SpongeBob: WHAT?!? (They found him)... Aw, tartar sauce!
 * Patrick: What do we do?
 * Karen: Is it not obvious? We just explain the situation to him. If he realizes that the monster he's hunting is only a stroke of bad luck, then he'll back down.
 * Sandy: WHAT?!? (They discovered she was awake) THERE'S SOMEONE AFTER ME?!? (She started panicking wildly)
 * Karen: AW, S***! We can't let her outside!
 * ???: I can smell it's fear! It's scared! Well, it should! (A gun cock was heard)
 * Sandy:... (She started screaming crazily until she finally broke out, the helmet and suit being put on her automatically, but she had little control of her body and she fell to the floor, looking at the moon out a window, and she reverted back to her Were-Squirrel from, roaring loudly)
 * Lancet:... I know that roar! (He finds the Chum Bucket)... Got'cha!
 * Were-Squirrel: (She burst through the wall, roaring loudly)
 * Lancet: BY JOVE! (Chuckles) What, a beast! (The Were-Squirrel escaped as she burst through rocks) GET BACK HERE!
 * SpongeBob: WAIT! (He and the others arrived) That's not a monster! It really IS Sandy!
 * Lancet:... You caught it, huh? Well, sorry, sponge, but this is MY prize, and I need to take him out! (He cocks his gun)
 * Squidward: Didn't you already cock that damn gun?
 * Lancet: I can cock it as many damn times as I want!
 * SpongeBob: We're telling you, that's an innocent person who needs help!
 * Lancet: Get out of my way, sponge! I have a job, and I MUST do it! (He went through him in the same way as Sandy did like doors) THE HUNT IS ON, WERE-SQUIRREL! (He bolts off)
 * Karen:... Well, what did you THINK would happen? He was not going to stand down without proof. You all must find her before he does.

Escaping Lancet
Jellyfish Caves
 * SpongeBob: (He, Patrick, and Squidward were armed with knockout rays)... SANDY!... WHERE ARE YOU?!? WE'RE HERE TO HELP! (A distant roar was heard)
 * Squidward:... I think we found her! (They left, as behind them, Lancet was secretly following them)
 * Lancet:... So have I! (Chuckles)... What a decent coat she'll make! (He follows as he was chocking his gun.)

(Later...)

Waterfall-Fed Area
 * SpongeBob:... The tracks lead here. (Distant noises were heard)... That's Sandy!
 * Patrick: Yay! (She was seen normal and somewhat animalistic)
 * SpongeBob:... Sandy? (She faced them)... Relax! It's your friends! We're gonna help you- (Sandy skittered away in fear)... (On communicator) Karen? Can you explain?
 * (Karen): Seems that the infection is taking away as much sanity as it can from her to feed itself. And with the primordial ooze playing a factor, it could be regressing her to a feral side.
 * Squidward: Okay, she DEFINITELY needs help! We don't need another 'Marlene goes feral' thing again, this time with a squirrel.
 * SpongeBob: Sandy! Don't be afraid! Remember us? SpongeBob? I loved you! I gave you a good life under the sea!... Just... Come over here so I can say that to your face. (Sandy got curious, and started swimming through the goo to approach him)...
 * Sandy:... Sponge... Bob?
 * SpongeBob: Yeah! That's me! Look, you've been infected by a crazy disease! And we're gonna help you!
 * Sandy: (She started acting a bit more curious, and licks many of them like she did in Bubble Trouble, and she starts hearing something, then panics and falls into the goo, as she sees the moon again, and emerges as the Were-Squirrel again, roaring loudly and smashing rocks)
 * Patrick: AAHH!! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?
 * Squidward: WE CRY LIKE BABIES AS WE'RE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
 * SpongeBob: SANDY! CALM DOWN!!! THIS ISN'T YOU! YOU'RE NOT A MONSTER! I... I still love you! (She continued roaring until she was shot at, as everyone gasped to see Lancet with his hunting carbine)
 * Lancet: Get away from those bystanders, you overgrown beast!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Huntington, listen, you've got it all wrong!
 * Lancet: Oh just what I needed! Beast sympathisers! Stand aside, deluded souls! I've gone too far to let your compassion for the beast let you get get yourselves killed!
 * SpongeBob: You don't understand! This is Sandy under a decease!
 * Lancet: "Well OBVIOUSLY there is no helping her, gentlemen! Once a squirl becomes a weresquirl, there's NO CURE OTHER THEN DEATH?!"
 * Squidward: Well Plankton's computer wife suggests otherwise!
 * Lancet: Even then, the attempt failed! Now she's but an exsample of why mammels and other land creatures should stay where they belong, as we should here! So why act like she has any hope now?
 * Mr. Krabs: "You would still shoot a person even when you know they're not actselly like this?"
 * Lancet: "In all fairness, she's barely even sapient anymore?! She's more animal then person now! Now I must take her down before who knows how many lives she'll claim?!"
 * Spongebob: "...... You pretentious prick?! YOUR NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS?!"
 * Lancet: Oh please, as long as everyone assumes that there's no hope for, "Sandy", is it? Nobody will ever believe you! As far as everyone would care to believe, that is nothing but a savage monster!
 * SpongeBob:... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?
 * (Karen): I think it's clear what he's doing this for. He's doing this for the sport of it now. He doesn't care for the technicalities anymore, because he's become so comfortable with his job, he'll hunt anything that looks, acts, and sounds like a monster.
 * Lancet: This beast, is legendary! And for that, she'd make a DECENT coat, AND trophy! (He aimed his gun)
 * SpongeBob: LEAVE HER ALONE! (He tries to punch him, but he proves to phathic.)
 * Lancet: "..... What, was, even, that."
 * Patrick: "Oh I think he meant it to be more like THIS?! (Punches Lancet harder as he falls into the water)
 * Spongebob: RUN, SANDY, RUN!!! (The Were-Squirrel already took off).... Oh, you were already a step ahead of us.
 * Lancet: YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME! (He took off after her before the heroes could tackle him)
 * SpongeBob: DAMN HIS SPEED AND ATHLETICISM!!! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!

The Beast Awakens
Exit of the Inner Caves.
 * The People were seen celebrating that they were saved as Irwin stood next to Spongebob and friends while Spirule and his followers were helplessly tied up....
 * Irwin: "..... I couldn't thank you enough."
 * Spongebob: "Think nothing of it, Irwin."
 * Spirule was crying!
 * Everyone was surprised by this.
 * Sandy: "Are you.... Crying?"
 * Spirule: "YES I'M CRYING?! YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU HAD DONE?!"
 * Squidward: "Oh for pete's sake, you lonely old fart?! Losing power over these people is NOT the end of the world?!"
 * Roars were heard.
 * Spirule: "But HE will?!"
 * Another Roar was heard, as a giant claymation-eqsed Lava-Crab beast with the head of a shark with pulsating squid tenticales with lobster claws was seen as it roared?!
 * Spirule: "THANKS TO YOUR SELFISH DESIRES, THE BEAST OF LAVA, LALALAVAHOT, IS FREED?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "WHY DIDN'T YOU WARNED US?!"
 * Spirule: "WOULD'VE YOU ALL BELIEVED ME IF I SAID LEAVING HERE WILL LEAD A DESTRUCTIVE LAVA CRAB MONSTER WITH A SHARK HEAD, PULSATING SQUID TENTICALES, LOBSTER CLAWS AND POWERS OF DESTRUCTION WOULD COME AND DESTROY THE WORLD?!"
 * Squidward: ".... Would it surprised you if we said yes?"
 * Dana: "Figures the world would be ruined by you idiots listening to Irwin?!"
 * Johan: "Yeah, thanks alot."
 * Impy: "WAY THE DOOM THE WORLD, DIPSHITS?!"
 * Spongebob: "..... Irwin, why didn't you say Spirule had a reason for being a controling meanie?"
 * Irwin started to laugh like this!
 * Squidward: "WHAT'RE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT?!"
 * Irwin: "(Different voice) Did it ever accured to you fools on WHY there's a sentient Isopod amongst you?! Don't you fools ever wondered why I can talk but yet the average Isopod would behaive like giant cockarouches with the mannorisum of pigs?!"
 * Mr. Krabs: "..... Well, now that you brought this up, WHY ARE YOU A UNIGTE CASE, IRWIN?!"
 * "Irwin": "Simple...... There IS no Giant Sentient Isopod named Irwin, there never was, never has been, and never will be?!"
 * Irwin began to pop with magic as the figure reveiled his true form, a tribal soccueror Mantis Shrimp with a skulled staff as he laughed wickedly, as he had possessed an unintelligent giant isopod that scurried away!
 * The people gasped!
 * Sandy: "What in the-, how in.... WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU?!"
 * The Mantis Shrimp: "I, AM KRAKATOA! THE SORCEROR OF THE OLD WORLD?! The world you moderns known as "The Aztec Era"! Back when everything was simple, we ALL worshipped the great beasts, like Lalalavahot! The Great World Resetter?! And now, he has been awaken to reset the world, so I can bring back the lost Aztec ways and glories while destroying the modern world?!"
 * Sandy: "..... You two-timing snake in the grass?! You tricked us?!"
 * Sandy was about to attack, but a force smacked her down, reveiled to be from a zombifived pistal shrimp with claws looking like tommy guns and was seen in Mafia attire!
 * Krakatoa: "Thank you, Gunsby. You served me well." (Gunsby gave a zombie grunt in returning Krakatoa's gratatude)
 * Villager 1: "You..... You tricked us?! You only wanted us to rebel against our beloved leader just so you can free that, ABOMINATION?!"
 * Krakatoa: "Your own faults for not questioning the existence of a sentient giant isopod. Marine worms may be sentient or non-sentient, but isopods? They're ONLY non-sentient pests! You all had a great life with Spirule who only wanted to keep both you ungreatful idiots and this modern world safe from the great resetter! Besides, the lives you had are gone. Nobody remembers you even existed anymore?! A lot of your worthless families assumed you died by now and moved on! The world is no longer suitable for you! And soon, it will be gone, and replaced with an Aztec Resurgence?! The Aztec Gods will enjoy a feast of the blood of the blastfomy?! And Lalalavahot is the providitor?!"
 * Krakatoa laughs as he and Gunsby are carried by Lalalavahot and placed on it's back as Lalalavahot proceeds to ignor the paniacing villagers and head torwords the path further out of the caves.
 * Spongebob: "..... What....... What have we done?"
 * The villagers proceeded to free Spirule and his followers.
 * Impy: "I HOPE YOU F*****G DIPS***S ARE HAPPY?! NOW THE WORLD'S GONNA BE VIOLENTLY REGRESSED BACK TO WHEN WE ALL ENJOYED SACRIVICING PEOPLE?! I HOPE FREEDOM ON THE OUTSIDE'S FUCKING WORTH IT, BECAUSE NOW LALALAVAHOT HAS THAT TOO?!"
 * Village Elder: "Spirule, please! What we believed to be Irwin has tricked us to go against you because he offered us a chance to go back to the lives we lost! We did not know!"
 * Impy: "WELL NOW YOU DO, F*****S?! YOU ALL ARE GONNA BE LOCKED UP AND-"
 * Spirule: "IMPY, ENOUGH?!..... They already know they made a mistake. Don't scold them for only suffering the influence of temptation."
 * Impy pouted and started to grumble.
 * Spirule then goes torwords the heroes.
 * Spirule: "You five, I'm sorry if I made it all too easy to suffer temptation, but I hope you understand why it was impourent to stay in the caves. You see, The Great Resetter depends on people leading a way out in order for the creature to destroy an unfit world in faver of Aztec culture. And now, thanks to Krakatoa, there very well may be a resurgence of a New Aztec Age. It's best we sealed all enterences from the outer caves, so Krakatoa and his monsters can't return!"
 * SpongeBob: You can count on us, sir!
 * Johan: I have to object to this! You 'heroes' only caused all this to begin with! If you had just obeyed us, this never would've happened! Now, Lalalavahot is on the loose and getting ready to ravage the world, and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I'm putting matters into my own hands! You all are forbidden to interfere!
 * Sandy: Excuse you, sir! This is OUR mess, and we WILL clean it up!
 * Johan: All you've done since you came is make things worse! If I let you out there, it's gonna be no different!
 * Earthy: JOHAN, ENOUGH?! At the very least they are sorry for what they did and want to make up for it!
 * Johan: YOU SAW WHAT THEY DID TO US, SIR! THEY HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT DEFY US, AND THANKS TO THEM, THE OUTSIDER WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED! They MUST be punished!
 * Earthy: Well, as leader, I hereby abolish that law! And furthermore, I hereby strip you of your duties as guardian, and let you go of your roles!
 * Johan:... YOU'RE FIRING ME?!?
 * Earthy: You upsetted the people more then I really had wanted. I only wanted to show a firm but gentle hand in showing that they can't leave, but you went and made me look like a tyrant?! In a way, Lalalavahot's escape is more your fault then anyone's elses?! It's not even truely Krakatoa's fault since all he did was malmitulate the strings!
 * Johan: BUT, I WAS DOING IT IN YOUR NAME!
 * Earthy: You've done nothing but misrepresenting me?! The hardest thing about being a leader, is doing what's right! And what you did in my name? It was NONE of that! You are no longer needed with your services!
 * Johan:... How DARE YOU?!? AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU, THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME?!?
 * Earthy: JOHAN, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!
 * Johan: (Tries to attack Spirule, but gets kicked by Sandy torwords a wall!) GAH?!
 * Sandy: "If he said your not needed anymore, YA AIN'T NEEDED, VARMENT?!
 * Johan: "(Growls angerly?!) THAT TEARS IT?! I AM GOING TO DESTROY THAT CREATURE MYSELF, AND- (Gets snagged by a long tongue that came from a giant eel and sluped him up and went back in)."
 * Squidward: "..... Well, there goes that guy."
 * Patrick: Let's hope we never see him again!
 * Spirule: ".... (Sighs sadly), I didn't wanted him to go down like this. He was among the only few people who understood and sympathised with me."
 * Impy: "Look, boss, you said it yourself, he was being a dick to everyone and allowed the Mantis Shrimp trick everyone into finding an exit."
 * Spirule: ".... Am I to do without him? The Whelks and the Worms only obeyed him. Without him, how are we to fight Lalalavahot?"

Meeting Friends On Land
Gulf of Mexico Flashback Present Flashback Present
 * SpongeBob:... Wow, Sandy! How many surface dwellers have you made friends with?
 * Sandy: When you travel far distances, you tend to make a friend or two. These two I've known fairly recently since the trip that caused those fleas to get into my Treedome.
 * Patrick: They sound nice.
 * Sandy: They're from New Mexico, a state neighboring Texas. They're good seaweed farmers.
 * SpongeBob:... You EAT seaweed?
 * Sandy: Yeah. Many people in countries like Japan call them a decent cuisine. These two love them. They asked us to meet them in the Gulf of Mexico.
 * Patrick: Wait... If there's a NEW Mexico, then why is there still a REGULAR Mexico?
 * Sandy:... You guys DESPERATELY need an education.
 * ???: SANDY, AMIGO!!! (Two fox squirrels were seen)
 * Sandy: Oh, there they are!
 * Fox Squirrel #1: You made it in no time at all!
 * Fox Squirrel #2: Hola!
 * Sandy: Hey, Rico. Hey, Tico.
 * Fox Squirrel #1 (Rico): Pleasure.
 * Fox Squirrel #2 (Tico): Si!
 * Sandy: Guys, these are SpongeBob and Patrick.
 * Tico: Oh, yeah, the guy we accidentally gave the flea to.
 * Rico: TICO!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL 'EM!!
 * Patrick:... So YOU gave her the flea?
 * Rico: (Sighs) Yes, but not on purpose. They are very sneaky vermin.
 * SpongeBob: Is that why you two are wearing flea collars?
 * Tico: Si, mi amigo. They've been pretty annoying. Don't get me started on our jigger incident last month.
 * SpongeBob: What's a jigger?
 * Rico: You do NOT wanna know! All you MIGHT wanna know... Is that they cause THIS! (He takes off his shoes and show his gross hole-ridden feet)
 * SpongeBob: (He was so grossed out, he vomited in his own water helmet, he dumped it out, and scooped water from the Gulf to breath again)... WHOOOO!!! Mexican smell! Okay you're right. I do NOT wanna know anymore!
 * Rico: (Putting his shoes back on) Anyway, we came here, because this is were the best seaweed can be harvested. We brought you here so we can discuss... A business proposition. We thought you could provide the cuisine to your home.
 * Tico: We noticed friends of yours like that sexy cute Tina moza need healthier diets. Heck, America needs it DESPERATELY. OUR cuisine is not quite healthy, but it's delicious enough not to resist. We needed to get to a diet of our favorite food.
 * Rico: So, we were asking if you could help us.
 * Sandy: Sure. I guess.
 * Tico: Estupendo!
 * Patrick: If you like seaweed, THIS seems to be an awkward thing to eat. (They see what looked like a piñata head)
 * Rico:... Que demonios? (He picks it up)... What's a piñata doing washed up on shore?
 * Tico:... I recognize that design and texture. Ain't that from... Piñata Bottom?
 * Sandy: Piñata Bottom?
 * Tico: It's an undersea city in the Gulf of Mexico that was considered the best place for life in the Gulf to have a good time. Good Marti Gras, good festivals, good... Everything! A friend of mine from the Gulf told me stories of how they threw the best parties.
 * This music played as a great Mexican undersea society was seen celebrating
 * (Tico): In those days, the people of that town had no care in the world. They often visited the place just to have a good time. I've never been there, for obvious reasons, but I always heard that it was a blast. (The inhabitants were seen celebrating until the song ended)
 * Tico: (He was dancing to the last lyrics of the song)... What? It's my favorite song.
 * Sandy:... Well... Why not go there now?
 * Rico:... Us? Go down there?
 * Sandy: I got some spare helmets for yall'.
 * Rico: THAT makes more sense.
 * SpongeBob: So, we're visiting a place named after something you whack with a stick until it spills out candy?
 * Tico: Well, it IS almost Cinco de Mayo. That's where they REALLY hit it off, or so I heard.
 * ???: "(Weezing laughter)!"
 * The group looked at an old gannet in mexican clothing, looking like some sort of old hermint.
 * Old Gannet: Ya think so?
 * Patrick: (Gasps) DUCK!!!
 * Tico:... That's not a duck, it's a gannet! They can dive underwater to catch prey. This, is Antiguo Mar Pajaro, the local Gulf hermit, and among the best fiiiiiii... Catchers in the country.
 * Sandy: Well, he looks awful.
 * Rico: AND HE REEKS!!! AWWH!!!
 * Old Gannet: "I've sadly seen better days, amigo! Anyway, you'd be wise to take the advice of old Antiguo Mar Pajaro. Piñata Bottom, HAS BECOME A PLACE OF DEATH?! You will sooner DIE and be among the dead then celebrate them?! (Laughs weezingly)!"
 * Sandy: "And why is exactly that, you nasty old rat with wings?!"
 * Tico: "Don't take Antiguo seriously, he's just the local hermit."
 * Antiguo: "A hermint who has seen the terror of the gulf?! BANDIT EL LOCO?!"
 * Spongebob: "You mean his name is "The Crazy" in Spanish?"
 * Rico:... You know Spanish?
 * SpongeBob: We have an other-worldly hero from another world who kicks major ass for a pop star that speaks it.
 * Antiguo: "No, you estupido sentient cleaning applience! Bandit El Loco is an unbeatable terror who has engulfed the town in his greed and hate?! He has condemned entire families to the realm of the forgotten and make Chico de Mayo be feared, because he celebrates his bandit heritage, by tormenting that town?!"
 * Rico: "Look, no intentional disrespect you old hermit, but El Loco has been dead for years, he used to be a terror in the days of the Wild West, but he was exicuted by the hero of Texas!"
 * Antiguo: "That's the thing?! He made a deal with Davy Jones himself, to be an undead IMMORTAL, so his terror, CAN NEVER END?! Your better off here then in Piñata Bottom. That place is LONG doomed?! LONG, DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM..... Ed."
 * SpongeBob:... Could you... Elaborate?
 * Antiguo: Muy bien!...
 * (Antiguo): Nobody knows of what turned El Loco into the cabrón he is now. All we know is that his goal is to simply cause insanity for the sake of insanity. For some reason, he seemed to possess impío vudú that allowed him to adapt to anything. He could be defeated by anyone, and he could still come back. The old Halloween crab always got right back up when he was seemingly killed. But even though he managed to trick them otherwise, I know there is only ONE thing that can stop him....
 * Antiguo:... You! (Points at Sandy)
 * Sandy:... Me?
 * Antiguo: Your last name is 'Cheeks', correcto?
 * Sandy:... Yeah?
 * Antiguo: You must know that the only one who was FIRST able to defeat him, was ALSO a Cheeks.
 * Sandy:... Wait... You mean... THIS is... THE EL LOCO THAT MY GRANDFATHER DEFEATED?!?
 * Antiguo: Si. Anyone else who had the cojones to try and kill him have failed. He always came back. But he was brought back on the Day of the Dead by Davy Jones himself, for the sole purpose of defeating his first defeater, and if not him, but on the next best thing: his family.
 * Sandy:... So... Uh-oh! Rico? Tico? How did you get here?
 * Tico:... Isn't this the best place to get seaweed?
 * Sandy: I don't think so. The seaweed here looks too poisonous for consumption. My best guess is that El Loco was trying to trick us into selling it to everyone we knew and loved.
 * Rico: (He smells the seaweed) UGGH!!! You're right! Too much poison. In fact, it smells like it's been spiked with ciguotoxin. A common toxin in certain marine fish.
 * Sandy: It's been a trap all along.
 * Antiguo: Don't say you weren't warn. If I was you, I take that as a warning to stay clear of the gulf! If Loco knows one plan failed, he will be relentless!
 * Patrick: "Well it was nice visiting Mexico but I think I remembered that I left the oven running and the water on, so-"
 * Sandy: "Now wait a second?! If Loco thinks he can intimidate me, then he's got a thing coming!"
 * Spongebob: "I don't like the sound of that."
 * Antiguo: Look, Ms. Cheeks, your traditional bravery is admirable, but El Loco's abilities are enough to provide a challenge even for the legendary Rocky Cheeks.
 * Sandy: I never said this was gonna be easy. I just said, that I can't let him go around risking the safety of my family. If he's so darn determined to find and kill me and everything I love, then by Neptune's name, I'm gonna give it to him!
 * Antiguo:... 'Neptune'?
 * Sandy: Oh, (Laughs), sorry, living in the Pacific has started rubbing off on me.
 * SpongeBob: And it's admirable, actually. She's got a good life with us.
 * Rico: I agree. She said a lot when calling from there.
 * Antiguo:... Well... Whatever. It's your funeral. Be warned that the Gulf of Mexico is a treacherous land filled with bandits, outlaws, and-
 * Sandy: So is Texas, and look at me now!
 * Tico:... Gonna need a siesta for that one.
 * Sandy: I don't care what s*** I face down there. If I don't do something about this, who knows how many people he's gonna come after? SpongeBob? Patrick? Rico? Tico? We're going down there, and taking care of business.
 * SpongeBob: We're right behind ya', Sandy.
 * Rico: Count me in. Nobody tries to poison us and expects to get away with it.
 * Tico: That goes double for me.
 * Patrick:... I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
 * Antiguo:... Whatever. It's your funeral.
 * Sandy: We'll be fine. The Cheeks family took down this crabby character, we can do so again. So why don't you grow some cojones, and give hope that the MODERN Cheeks, the one who saves her friends from certain danger on a regular basis, is a member of an otherworldly group of heroic misfits, has a rodeo championship, can fight with the utmost Texan skill, AND has a grandfather who taught me everything I know about fightin', can do this. Guys? Let's head down! (They entered the Gulf waters)
 * Antiguo:... ABANDON ALL HOPE, HE WHO ENTERS THOSE WATERS!!! (Wheezes and blabbers, leaving)

Madam Hagfish' Mother
Krusty Krab Later, In Mr. Krabs' Office...
 * Customer:... WHADDIYA MEAN NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Sir, can I assume you're new here?
 * Customer: Well, yeah, me and my wife recently moved in.
 * Mr. Krabs: Well, know that the Krabby Patty and all the products here, are MY property. And as such, if you want them, you gotta accept our profit policy.
 * Customer: And THE POLICY ENTAILS NO REFUNDS?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Not just that! Read it and weep! (He gives a book to him)
 * Customer:... "Standing fee? No free refills? No free toys? Thermostat is only allowed to be touched by owner? Royalty charged extra? Paying to use the bathroom? TAX TWO TIMES BIGGER?!?" (Throws the book on the ground) THIS IS FLAT-OUT EXTORTION TO THESE PEOPLE!!! WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS OWNER ARE YOU?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't think that's any of your business, good sir! I don't tell you how to do YOUR job.
 * Customer: Well, excuse me, but is it MY fault that this mayo is expired? If I hadn't noticed that through the smell, I could've been POISONED!
 * Mr. Krabs: Sorry, but no refunds. That's the rules. Also, I recently added a 'no protest' policy. I suggest you make due with this, or you're out.
 * Customer:... HONEY! WE'RE LEAVING! And our neighbors said that this was a good restaurant? I'm sure they'd LOOOOVE to know that this place is nothing but extortion, and NEVER wanna eat here. (Mr. Krabs was shocked with a shattering glass sound)
 * Mr. Krabs: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's not be too hasty here. I, uh, (Chuckles) I'm sure we don't wanna drag great payin' customers into this little incident, do we?
 * Customer: Why shouldn't we? Is THIS how you treat your customers? If I HAD eaten that Krabby Patty with that expired mayonnaise, you would've had a serious lawsuit. If THIS is how you treat customers like us, then we're never coming back, and we're telling our neighbors to do the same!
 * Mr. Krabs: (As they left) WAIT, DON'T GOOOOO!!!... (He was shocked)
 * Squidward:... Don't act too surprised, Mr. Krabs. That's what happens when you do things like that. If you make the service look terrible, the disappointed customers can't not tell nearby peers about how awful that was. You have to be careful with how you sell your products.
 * Mr. Krabs: Ahhh, it ain't that big a deal, anyway. Just one customer ain't gonna tell that many neighbors about this place.
 * Squidward:... That was a person who recently moved. He'd tell others in his hometown about this place. What if he was from a place that was too intolerant? What if he was of government status? Sir, you MUST-
 * Mr. Krabs: Squidward, you know the rule! It's my place, and I run it however I want. It ain't my fault. He had that expired mayonnaise.
 * Squidward: And WHERE did he get it? Hmm?
 * Mr. Krabs: The condiment section, of course.
 * Squidward: Did you check the expiration date?
 * Mr. Krabs: Of course I did! It said it was tomorrow on the 19th.
 * Squidward:... Check again.
 * Mr. Krabs: Okay, fine, Mr. Shiverward Tentacles! (He checks it, and finds that the label was merely rusted, and revealed that it was the 18th)... THE 18TH?!? THAT'S TODAY!!! (The customers with mayo were disgusted at that, and panicked) NO, WAIT, WAIT!! (They ran out)
 * Mr. Krabs: (As Squidward and SpongeBob were sitting in his office, as he spoke on the phone)... (Sighs)... I understand, sir. Yes. You won't be disappointed. I apologize for the inconvenience. Bye. (He hangs up) Well, that was QUITE an uproar.
 * SpongeBob: I'd hate to say you got what was coming.
 * Squidward: Well, I don't! YOU GOT WHAT WAS COMING! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!? Now another health inspector is coming!
 * Mr. Krabs: Actually... It's not a health inspector.
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: What?
 * Mr. Krabs:... Apparently... That customer, was not of some average city. He was from a traditional village and wished to get out and understand modern society, and sent one of their best people to... 'Check us out'.
 * SpongeBob: A village? As in, not modernized?
 * Mr. Krabs: Yes, SpongeBob. Not modernized.
 * Squidward: And who is this person who's coming to check us out?
 * Mr. Krabs: He didn't say much. All he said was... She was NOT to be disappointed. If she was, you would suffer the consequences.
 * SpongeBob: But... But why would he do something like that?
 * Mr. Krabs: I don't know, but I don't like it.
 * SpongeBob: You don't think this visitor... Knows magic and curses, do you?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob? What did I say, about curses? There's no such thing.
 * Squidward: Says the guy who fights magic forces and curses with us in the Lodge.
 * Mr. Krabs: I MEANT IN THIS WORLD! This world is like those Scooby-Doo cartoons. It's a world where nothing supernatural exists.
 * SpongeBob: And the Wishing Well when you were nearly eaten?
 * Mr. Krabs: I was unconscious and it was all a dream, remember?
 * SpongeBob: Sir, do know that this IS a world of cartoon logic. ANYTHING can become real.
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob me boy, we have NOTHING to worry about with this new visitor, traditional village or not. All we have to do is please her, and that's it.
 * Squidward: Still, that call sounded suspicious.
 * Mr. Krabs: That goes double for you, Mr. Squidward! I want no more words about this subject, EVER! Understand?
 * Squidward/SpongeBob: Aye-aye, sir!
 * ???: (Bette Midler-like voice) HELLO?!? I've been ordered to give this place a look-see!
 * Mr. Krabs:... That was surprisingly quick.
 * SpongeBob: MA-
 * Mr. Krabs: Zip it! Coincidence. (They went out) WELCOME TO THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAAAAA?!? (He noticed that a Hagfish similar to Madam Hagfish was seen)
 * Hagfish:... I, am Yaga Hagfish! I believe my daughter had a LOT to say before I received a little complaint recently. Something about an attempted poisoning through expired mayonnaise.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Well, well, I wouldn't put it like that, it was an accident. Ask these two, they'll vouch for me.
 * Yaga: Intentional or not, the complaints were VERY specific. So, in taking what my dear daughter said about this place, I'd like to give this place a little look-see. Give me your BEST dish, BESIDES what you refer to as a Krabby Patty. And do remember, if you cross me... (In Eartha Kitt-like voice) You'll be SORRY!!!
 * SpongeBob:...
 * Mr. Krabs: What? Good expressions of a villain. I'll give her props for a good attempt at intimidation. Alright, coming right up.

The Krusty Krab Cursed
Later... (French Narrator: 6 hours later...) Later... (French Narrator: The Next Day...)
 * Mr. Krabs: (He was relaxing in his office)...
 * SpongeBob: (He came in) Uh, Mr. Krabs? We have a problem.
 * Mr. Krabs: Lad, I told you, not one more word about this curse stuff.
 * SpongeBob: No! It's just... Yaga said she liked the food.
 * Mr. Krabs:... And?
 * SpongeBob: Well, she said she was going to leave, but... She said she wasn't done yet.
 * Mr. Krabs: WHAT?!? I gave her the best my restaurant had! What more could she want?
 * ???: I'll tell you what I want! (Yaga came in)...
 * Yaga: I must remind you, Krabs, that I do not want just the best of your business. I want to know... (Eartha Kitt voice) THE WORST!
 * Mr. Krabs:... Is this stalking? Cuz' I think that's illegal.
 * Yaga: I want your business file.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Only licensed health inspectors and critics can-
 * Yaga: (Eartha Kitt booming voice) NOOOOOOOW!!!
 * Mr. Krabs:... WOW! Good lungs! Crystal Kelpsi be damned! Alright! (He hands it to her) Know there ain't NOTHIN' to worry about. Nothin', at, all!
 * SpongeBob: (He was worrying as Yaga read and he ate his arms in a similar fashion to the Hash-Slinging Slasher story)
 * Yaga:... Well... It seems your business is going rather SMOOTHLY!! Kudos on your moral code.
 * Mr. Krabs: See, SpongeBob? What were you worried abou-
 * Yaga: HOWEVER!... That was only the earliest work log. The modern work log is... Shall we say... Deplorable. It say a LOT of bad things about you. Quite frankly, I ain't happy.
 * Mr. Krabs: Oh, we have periods in our life. It's like our life is a cartoon, or something.
 * Yaga: You tried to feed a moldy Krabby Patty to someone... For weeks. Not just that, you tried to tear a person's arm off for a penny, you reportedly sold someone's soul for 62 cents, you can't afford a wet-floor sign, you inflate the prices on a regular basis, you extort your workers, you pay in fake money, you spread vicious rumors, you sold grease to people, you tortured someone through a fear, you...
 * Yaga:... You refuse to allow temperature regulation because of thermostat costs, you fire a successful employer for a nickel, you extort anyone making a Krabby Patty, you're willing to kick out royalty for free service without considering the consequences, you framed your own best fry cook for theft of the Krabby Patty's secret ingredient, you... Well, the literal list goes on. Well, these seem pretty illegal to me.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you psycho-analyzing me, mam?
 * Yaga: Maybe I am. But don't take MY word for it, there seems to be MORE! (He takes out his criminal file and worker rights catalog)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHERE DID YA GET THOSE?!?
 * SpongeBob: MAGIC!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Pipe down, lad!
 * Yaga: (Reads them as SpongeBob ate his arms again, only more comically)... 5 counts counterfeit, 72 counts health code violations, 15 counts illogical refusal of service because of selfish reasons, 165 counts robbery, 66 counts theft, 1 count plagiarism, 35,500 counts extortion, 186 counts assault, 1 count lying in media form, 8,000 count tax evasion, 1,300 count insurance fraud, 56 counts usury, 18 counts slavery, 6 counts grave robbing, 9,955 counts violation of worker rights, 355 counts bribery, 77 count looting, 81 counts pickpocketing, 167 count bank fraud, the list goes on. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk. Do you have ANY idea how serious this is? I MAY want to consider telling everyone to proceed with caution and take these to heart when eating here.
 * Mr. Krabs:... Excuse you and your entire village, madam? Is this bad publicity? WELL, NO WONDER THERE WAS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT YOU! I always thought stranger danger was a silly myth, but lady, you proved me wrong. Frankly, I have to start establishing an UGLY LAW here! (The two gasped at what he just said) So, starting now, I'm gonna have to keep people like YOU outta my restaurant. And you know the restaurant saying goes, WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE! So do not preach like the rest. (He kicks her out, and puts an 'ugly law' sign on the window)
 * SpongeBob: MR. KRABS!!!
 * Mr. Krabs: Not a word, SpongeBob, or your fired! You are banned from my restaurant, along with your little overreacting little friend from that village. Get your ugly butt off my property!
 * Yaga:... (She got red eyes, and started with an Eartha Kitt evil cackle) Very well, Eugene Harold Krabs! Your trial is complete. You have failed to impress me. So, if you cannot repent the actions you reap on customers like me, then YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE KRUSTY KRAB, NOR THE KRABBY PATTY! I HEREBY CURSE YOUR RESTAURANT FOR YOUR CRIMES OF HOSPITALITY! YOU SHALL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER SALE, UNTIL YOU REPENT. IF YOU FAIL WITHIN THE WEEK, YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS BUSINESS, WILL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Consequences schmonsequences, as long as I make it clear I do not take bad publicity kindly. If I see your face here again, I'm callin' the cops! (He shuts the doors)... SHEESH! What has this world come to? You do all you can to make money and a dect living, and people want to take that from you! Sheesh! (He stopped to see the two shocked in horror of what he committed)... What?
 * Squidward: AN UGLY LAW?!? WHAT THE F***TOPUS?!? HAVE YOU GONE OFF THE DEEP END?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: Keep it up, Squidward, I might fire you for insubordination.
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, did you see the look on her face?!? That looked like REAL magic! Are you really going to let this slide?
 * Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, I don't think you get it! She threatened to destroy my business!
 * Squidward: IS THAT AN EXCUSE TO GO BEAUTY AND THE BEAST ON HER ASS, YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE?!? YOU JUST COMMITTED A HATE CRIME!!!
 * SpongeBob: And the curse?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: ENOUGH! BOTH OF YOU! For the last and only time, there is NO SUCH THING AS CURSES AND RUBBISH IN THIS WORLD!!! So no matter what you see, you two are not to make another complaint about this. Understand?
 * Squidward:... Fine! But don't come crying to us when we say we told you so! If this comes back to bite us... You're on your own!
 * Mr. Krabs: Yeah, yeah! You two are just overreacting. I KNOW what I am doing. That tone in her voice, the way she acted? The way she talked to me like that? She was committing a hate crime of her own, and trying to scare me. Well, my decision is final. I assure you, that by tomorrow morning, everything will be behind us.

The Truth of Yaga Hagfish
Krusty Krab, 36 Hours Until Judgment Day Spectral Vision
 * Mr. Krabs: (As he was in the spectral hole in his formula vault while Squidward and SpongeBob were holding him through a life-line, and he popped out) A-HA!!... WOO-HOO-HOO-HOOOOOO!! I did it! The formuler is back in my claws!
 * ???: SOMEONE'S NOT TAKING HIS WARNING TO HIS GREEDY HEART! (Chuckles as the formula was grabbed by a Hagfish-like tail, and it yanked it out of his grasp, and it was swallowed by a Hagfish spectral face, as everything went back to normal with an Eartha Kitt cackle)
 * Mr. Krabs:... YOU LITTLE THIEVING SCOUNDREL!!!
 * SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, it's clear that we're not going to defeat this with force. We've done nothing but fail to stop this the hero way. You're gonna have to give the curse what it wants, and repent.
 * Mr. Krabs: I CAN'T!
 * Squidward: YOU'D RISK YOUR OWN CAREER FOR THAT?!?
 * Mr. Krabs: It's okay. We can, just build another Krusty Krab, and make ANOTHER secret formuler. It's been destroyed before, right?
 * SpongeBob: And what's going to stop Yaga from doing the same again? Heck, what's to say the curse will undo any attempt to fix this? Sir, you're gonna have to face it. Every time you try to fix this the wrong way, all you do is make things worse. It knows that every time you try to cheat your way out, you're proving Yaga's point that you shouldn't have this place and everything in it.
 * Mr. Krabs: Are... Are you saying I don't deserve ANY of this, SpongeBob?
 * SpongeBob: I'm not ever sure of it myself, honestly. You need to start facing reality, sir. This incident is not going to be forgotten very easily. No customers have been around since the day the curse came, food and supplies have vanished, and now, the Secret Formula is gone.
 * Mr. Krabs: (Sighs)... You may be right, lad. But... My BIGGEST problem is that... THIS IS A DAVY JONES-LOAD OF EFFORT TO JUST PROVE THAT TO ME! YAGA, WHY?!? WHO ARE YOU TO DO THIS TO ME?!? WHAT KINDA WITCH ARE YOU?!?
 * (Yaga): (Evil side, cackles) You wanna know? Well, I cannot show you. If I did, how would you learn? No... Your only two comrades are enough to understand. (Cackles as she knocks them out)
 * Mr. Krabs:... WHA... WHAT DID YOU DO?!?... HELLO?!?... SPONGEBOB?!? SQUIDWARD?!?... WAKE UP!!! WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP!!!!!!
 * SpongeBob: (He and Squidward were seen in a quaint village)... Wh... Where are we?
 * (Yaga): This, is my hometown. AND the hometown, of my daughter! (Good side)... Let's just say... Me and my daughter have never seen eye-to-eye since her dad left.
 * Yaga: ARE YOU KIDDING?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: Do I SOUND like I'm kidding? I am TIRED of using magic for selfish gain. I firmly believe, that the way to get people to repent, is to simply put them in a false sense of security. You KNOW magic is VERY wasteful.
 * Yaga: (Evil half) YOU TRAITOROUS DAUGHTER!! WHAT HAVE I BEEN TEACHING YOU ALL THESE YEARS?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: And THAT'S another thing! Your evil split personality no longer scares me. I've grown used to it by now. So, I am only going to do what I want, and offer my magic services responsibly. Unlike you, I believe in using it responsibly, and I do NOT believe in using magic as a means to solve ALL of my problems.
 * Yaga: THE NERVE?!? WHEN HAVE I EVER DONE THAT?!?
 * Madam Hagfish: Mother, you do it all the time. You solve any problem you have with a quick spell. And you KNOW why we're not welcome to certain people anymore, because magic is NOT to be used for personal gain, whether for the right reasons or not. Using magic to solve any and all problems is a grievous misuse and proves that the user is lazy and VERY selfish, and that's what YOU did.
 * Yaga: (Good voice) But... But daughter, I cannot go on with my business without you.
 * Madam Hagfish: Maybe that's the point here. I cannot support you anymore. We children have to leave our parents some time. It's time you did something productive on your own for a change.
 * Yaga: (Evil voice) INSOLENT LITTLE BRAT!! YOU ARE IN FOR SUCH A SPANKING!!! (She tries to do so until Madam Hagfish caught the tail)
 * Madam Hagfish: AND, abuse and punishment, is not going to work anymore. I'm finished with you. You can't just keep me cooped up forever. Split personality, punishment, or not, it's time I did what I wanted. You don't like that, it's not my problem. (She gets in her carriage)... Good day. (She left)
 * Yaga:... THAT... LITTLE... BRAT!!! (She unleashed powerful magic that destroyed the area)...
 * (Squidward):... Big deal! You're doing this because your child left you.
 * (Yaga): You REALLY think that's what this is about? No! (Good voice) Over time, I realized she was right. I didn't need her AT ALL! So... When she told the story of how she viewed you people, put you into a false sense of security, I realized she was more better off on her own than I thought. (Evil voice) But in a way... She made it easy for ME! She made you believe that curses were STILL not real. Well, let me tell you something: Magic IS real. EVEN in this world. It is power, and it can allow us to do ANYTHING.
 * (SpongeBob):... Well, I kinda have to agree with your daughter. Magic being used to get out of any situation, IS kinda lazy.
 * (Yaga): I am BEYOND that now! My WRETCHED other personality has made me go soft against my own will! Said I needed to do what my daughter did, but to a more REALISTIC perspective. AND THAT'S BY CURSING PLACES INTO REPENTING, BY FORCE! (Cackles)
 * (Squidward): Mr. Krabs is NOT a person who can so easily repent. He's just too attached to money, even a curse is not going to convince him otherwise.
 * (Yaga): Well, too bad, so sad. That's his problem, and not mine. He CHOSE to prove that he shouldn't own a business with such fame. So, this will go on. Unless Mr. Krabs repents, he will no longer sell another Krabby Patty, EVER AGAIN!!! (Cackles wildly)

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