Emperor Lu Kang Part 4

Emperor Lu Kang Part 4 is the 4th and Final Part of the 4-Part Season 3A Finale of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Thanks to Gazelle, Mothlock was finally exposed as the one behind why Pang Bing did everything she did. As such Mothlock was defeated and contained quickly enough by the heroes and the Lightflies. Apawn so, Mothlock was sucked into the very device that imprisoned Pang Bing's order, where apawn so, they were able to escape while Mothlock was sucked in! It meant that the device, being the only way Mothlock can leave the Exsile Realm, will have to be claimed by the Lightflies to make sure Mothlock will never return. Fortunately, apawn the banishment, the piece of Pang Bing's heart was free from Mothlock's grip, and it returned to her. Though giving her a complete soul again, she is still in procession of dark magic and very great grudges against those that turned on her fellow cats of the order. Thus meaning that Pang Bing is still set to deal with a Galactic Federation trail to figure out what would be the best way to make sure she doesn't end up falling into another villain's hands, Pang Bing still with great infamy and still vastly popular on every villain team's must-have list. The Lougers and Gazelle, while understanding that it had to be done, are concerned that giving her a conventional punishment can't nessersarly garrentie that the villains will just stop gunning for her, even if she is set to the Pariah wing. Alchourse, they are surprised to learn that the Galactic Federation is already aware that conventional punishments won't truely work on Pang Bing, so they and the High and Grand Councils agreed on an unexpected alternative: Place her in enturnal community service via a Louge membership. The Lougers are natorlly in a mixed of being amzed yet concern, considering that Pang Bing is still noticingly broken. One side, though not truely against the idea, insisted that making Pang Bing a member can't truthfully garrentie the end of villain interest, only at best deter it for a forseeable time, and expressed concern that she is still not without dark magic that can make her lose herself at any time if even so much as she got her tail stomped on, but the others cautioned that not taking her in will be worse and would lead to more problems down the road, and they have to consider the possability anyway, even without it being done by the laws of three higher goverments. But it was Gazelle who ultamately unites the group to welcome Pang Bing in, along with welcoming her order in to keep them safe from modern day prosicuters against their magic and placed under High Council protection. But there is one most impourent matter of all: Freeing Pang Bing from her processon of dark magic, espeically when there's concerns about it making her a flight risk. Shifu knows of something to remedy that. They must seek out an old friend of Oogway with an amazing power of Chi that can be able to cleanse and cure anything, even something not of these universes. A sage Sea Turtle named Hai Hoi. However, The Heroes, accompanied by Lu Kang and Ming, being declared a personal royal mission, apawn arriving to the sacred Monk Temple Hai Hoi lives it, it was reveiled that Hai Hoi and fellow monks are dealing with a problem of their own, the direct desendent of the emperor who wronged Pang Bing and her order, Lu Kai LXXII, and his private army of Yetis, who is going after Hai Hoi because he wants to learn Hai's great power so he can use it to take the position of emperor back to his line, as it was reveiled that he's Lu Kang's cousin, because he wanted to prove to the retired emperor that he can be a worthier successor by using the great chi to defeat his "idiotic klutz cousin" and prove Lu Kang's unworthiness, but Hai refuses to do so to protect the clearly unpure Lu Kai from becoming another Kai and Dai Shi, another Chi Parasite. Enraged, Lu Kai threaten to turn people against Kung Fu and Chi like his ansister did to magic when Pang Bing's order refused to give him the power so he could've used it to congure all of the world of Dreamworks China. It's up to our heroes, and Lu Kang as emperor to put this black sheep of a buffalo in his place before Kung Fu ends up like Pang Bing's order. But they must be careful. Lu Kai is already an accompished Kung Fu master in a way, surpassing even Po's skill, and the yeti army goes without saying. Can our heroes congure a foul-minded hypocrite and an army of Yeti slaves?

Songs/Music/Material Used
(This is what Lu Kai sings when he hears about the Heroes being with his Cousin and heading to Hai Hoi)

(Used in final battle)

Prologue: Recap
Previously, on SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles... Recap, Short Version
 * Deadpool: (He was pointing his guns at the camera)... You gonna give me what I asked for?
 * Scroopfan: JESUS CHRIST DEADPOOL?! I know you were abit irritated on the last part taking some time, BUT PLEASE CALM THE JUNK DOWN?!
 * Deadpool: "IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION, ENEMA BAG!!!"
 * Scroopfan: "...... I'm sorry, what?"
 * Deadpool: "It's another term for 'douchebag'."
 * Scroopfan:.... Wow, for a curse-word factory of a mutanted red ninja mercenary, that's, a surprisingly sofisicated word you have in your volcabulary.
 * Deadpool: "Ya see? I'm not ALWAYS an uncultured dumbass!"
 * Scroopfan: "We're getting off track, point is, it will be delivered as promsied!"
 * MSM: YEAH! We're gonna do it! Got all the paperwork done, so put the guns down!
 * Deadpool:... Good! But I WILL have the guns up for the entire thing!
 * Scroopfan: "Now, Deadpool, keep in mind that, it's the first time we ever DID something like this. I can't promise that it'll be a great first outing."
 * MSM: Besides, I'm the most-creative one here, (To Scroopfan) no offense.
 * Scroopfan: (Grumbles with a stern face) None, taken.
 * MSM: So I can SURELY make this work.
 * Deadpool: You'd better! These things are HUNGRY for blood!
 * Scroopfan: "Tecnecally, guns are un-sentent and can't think for themselves. It's pretty much why Gun Control and Gun Rights are such hot-topic issues and-"
 * Deadpool: "ENOUGH OF YOUR POLITICAL MUMBO JUMBO AND JUST GET TO THE THING ALREADY?!"
 * MSM: Here we go!
 * Carolers: FA-LALALALA-LALALA- (Chesibelle and her goons ran over them, yet they were still alive)
 * Hissbert: HAH! We're naughty Grinches!
 * Chesibelle: NOT GRINCHES!
 * Sandy: (The heroes got in their way) Well, we got a few Grinches!
 * Chesibelle: NOT GRINCHES!!! (They took out her goons) AW, DAMMIT!!
 * Rudolph: Chesi, stop it!
 * Chesibelle: No! I wanna be like you!
 * Rudolph: Fame is overrated!
 * Chesibelle: No it isn't, it's cool!
 * Gazelle: Listen to him, it does things to you!
 * Chesibelle: Okay!
 * Rudolph:... Just like that?
 * Chesibelle: It's Christmas, yes!
 * Icky: Still?
 * Chesibelle: What?
 * Icky: MOVING ON!
 * Everyone was dancing!
 * Icky: "Un-nessersary to the plot camios galore and- (Sees Littlefoot and Friends) OH GOD NO?!"
 * Littlefoot: "We're actselly gonna be around you for the entirity of the multipart episode."
 * Cera: "Even though we would BARELY contribute to anything."
 * Petre: "We're from a francise with too many sequils."
 * Ducky: "And we once stopped until this happened."
 * Spike: "We're a never dying francise...."
 * Record Scratch....
 * Icky: "..... DID YOU JUST TALK?"
 * Spike: "..... No?"
 * Gricky: "I'm only back to may or may not of be able to use lines that didn't get to be used in my debute appearence litterally back in Season 2."
 * Icky: "Well here's hoping that's all of the crazy events we're gonna ge-"
 * Po: LU KANG IS INVITING US!
 * Shifu: AND HE WANTS US RIGHT NOW!!
 * Gazelle: NO! I WANNA BE WITH MY CURRENTLY UNSEEN FAMILY!!
 * Shifu: They'll cut off our heads, we're going! (They flew in the ship as comical sound effects were heard as they finally crashed on the KFP World)
 * Woo: What a weird way to make an entrance!
 * Gazelle: You guys are assholes!
 * Quack: How unprofessional!
 * Gazelle: Andate a la cresta!
 * Monkey: Hi, Ming!
 * Ming: (After beating up the assassins) Hi, pedophile!
 * Monkey: I WAS IN LOVE WITH AN UNDERAGED GIRL?!?
 * Icky: Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo, that's rich!
 * Hu: You guys are weird!
 * Duke: That's the point!
 * Quack: I get your pain!
 * Gazelle: (Takes the poison) Really?
 * Quack: No! (She gets weakened)
 * Gazelle: WHY?!?
 * Quack: Because I am a clear bad guy and an example of magic-abuse. Whaddiya gonna do about it? (A blast was heard)
 * Gazelle:... You're dead!
 * Pang Bing: NOW I HAVE YOU!
 * Icky: Why is a cat villain in- (They were all turned into drones)
 * Pang Bing: F*** the producers, that's how! (MSM and Scroopfan flipped her off)
 * Hu: It was a setup! You're right, Quack's dead!
 * Gazelle: We'll manage!
 * Pang Bing: (As Gazelle got beaten by her) You'll NEVER manage against me! Wu Hu?
 * Wu Hu: I am a mockery of Chinese names! That's the joke! (Gazelle escaped)
 * Po: What do we do now?
 * Fu-Xi: (With other KFP fighters) Just ask!
 * Icky: Sparx wants to bang you like he wants to do to fairies.
 * Fire: Gross!
 * Sandy: (She kisses SpongeBob, and then the camera goes off and views the Imperial City as a splotch was heard)
 * Sandy:... YOU ASSHOLES OWE ME!!!
 * Gazelle: WE'RE OUT! (They blast off as the van controls went crazy)
 * Icky: What now?
 * Po: We get Eagle-Beak!
 * Icky: Are you serious?
 * Po: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS?!?
 * Icky: DEADPOOL'S AT THE TEMPLE?!?
 * Deadpool: I'M AT THE TEMPLE! AND, I am hilarious, and you will quote EVERYTHING I say in this episode and beyond!
 * Pinkie: (She hugs him) And I'm his BFF, and you will do the same to me!
 * Po: Pang Bing is back!
 * Deadpool: Well, looks like Scroopfan finally-
 * MSM/Scroopfan: DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT!!!
 * Deadpool:... Shot a-
 * MSM/Scroopfan: (They changed the setting before he could say it)
 * Deadpool: So what's the plan?
 * Po: We get Eagle-Beak!
 * Twilight: Are you serious?
 * Po: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M NOT SERIOUS!
 * Twilight: It's a bad idea!
 * Po: We'll be fine! (They got captured)
 * Twilight:... So, what do I win?
 * Eagle-Beak: WE CAN'T LET YOU LIVE! YOU KNOW OUR LOCATION, AND WE WILL NOT HELP YOU!
 * Duke: Qui will be endangered!
 * Eagle-Beak: I'm in up until part 3 starts! (Later) AAAHHH!!! SPACE FIRE-ANIMALS!!
 * Deadpool: (Shooting the cannon) I CAN'T FEEL MY EVERYTHING, BUT THIS IS AWESOME!! (They were blasted down, and Deadpool jumped with all the heroes except the flight-capable-ones in tow) I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYYYYY- (He bumped his head on a wall, but grabbed a ledge)
 * Woo: Well, our ride's totaled!
 * Deadpool: But we're alive! (Trixie and the Thunderclaps were seen in the sky) Scratch that, we're dead!
 * Trixie: (Dubbed as Quagmire) Wǒ zhèyàng zuò shì wèile róngyù de Páng Bīng hé suǒyǒu tā de yúchǔn wú rén jī!! (Chinese: "I do this for the honor of Pang Bing and all her idiotic drones!!") BANZAAAIII!!! (They dived down)
 * Deadpool: THAT'S MY LINE!!! (They surround them with fire)
 * Starlight: Your mane is nice!
 * Trixie: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL-
 * Thunderclap: (Screeches loudly)
 * Trixie: AAHH!! MY EARS!!!
 * Thunderclap: Oh, I am DREADFULLY-
 * Trixie: HELP US!
 * Thunderclap: (He kisses Downpour, and another splotch was heard in a farther distance)... YOU ASSHOLES OWE ME!!!
 * Quack: MAGIC WILL PREVAIL! (He unleashes a magic blast)
 * Eagle-Beak: We're out, the heroes are being idiots!
 * Xerxes: When are they NOT? (Sgt. Crush oohed at that)
 * Twilight: (Later after the Penguins were cured) WE DO IT OUR WAY, ASSHOLE!!
 * Eagle-Beak: Okay! It was pointless anyway.
 * Kun Lao: Hello, I'm the previous Emperor, and a GOOD fighter! (He shows his entire army of fighters)
 * Wu Hu: Gentlemen? (They overwhelmed Kun Lao's army and Pang Bing defeats Kun Lao and shatters his sword)
 * Lord Shen: Wǒ zhèyàng zuò shì wèile róngyù de Páng Bīng hé suǒyǒu tā de yúchǔn wú rén jī!!
 * Kun Lao: Yikes! (He is rescued by the High Council)
 * Pang Bing: What the fu-
 * Kun Lao: I HAD HER RIGHT WHERE I WANTED HER!!
 * Celestia: No you didn't!
 * Kun Lao: You're right, I didn't!
 * General Tsin: (At Quack's valley) CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- (They got captured quickly)...
 * Lu Kang:... Good work, team!
 * Icky: Is that being stupid or sarcastic?
 * Lu Kang: What's sarcasm?
 * Icky: AND there's my answer!
 * Pang Bing: You got the heroes?
 * Quack: They're in the dungeon!
 * Pang Bing: No they're not!
 * Quack: DAMMIT!! (They were rescued by the High Council)
 * Lu Kang: Hello, Grandfather!
 * Kun Lao: S'up?
 * Pang Bing/Quack: ATTACK!!! (They fought them)
 * Fu Bu: I AM THE MERCENARY KING, AND I EAT FAN-BUTT BIRDS LIKE YOU FOR LUNCH!!
 * Deadpool: OH, S***, YOU PRESSED THE SHEN BUTTON!!
 * Fu Bu: The wha- (He was launched off in the distance)
 * Lord Shen: NEVER CALL ME THAT!!!
 * Deadpool: UH-OH, HERE COMES MY ASSHOLE FORMER FRIENDS AND TWO OTHER GROUPS!! (The three hero teams came in as the Frog Hunters, Brer Bear and Fox, and Doofenschmirtz hummed 'Ride of the Valkyries')
 * Quack: AW, COME ON!! (They complicated the fight) JESUS, THIS MAKES MY TRAGEDY WORSE IN COMPARISON TO PANG'S!!
 * Pang Bing: WHAT DID YOU F****** SAY?!?
 * Deadpool: (Dubbed as the Cheshire Cat) Oh, I believe he said it makes his tragedy worse in comparison to yours.
 * Pang Bing: (Dubbed as the Yelling At Cats Guy) I'M GOING TO RIP YOU!!!
 * Quack: Screw it, I'm going back in time!
 * Celestia: No you're not!
 * Lightflies: YOU'RE DEAD!
 * Quack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo- (He disappeared)
 * Lord Shen: Well, now we can cure Gazelle!
 * Enlightrant: I am here with the solution!
 * Deadpool: No you're not! (He shoots him in the head)
 * Lord Shen: NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo- (Enlightrant was revealed to be Jallmadoor) -Ooooo, Oh, never mind!
 * Jallmadoor: I'LL DESTROY YOU!
 * Gazelle: No, you won't! (She literally tears Enlightrant's soul out of his body)
 * Jallmadoor: WHAT THE HELL?!?
 * Gazelle: Uniter Princess, bitch! (The Lightflies grabbed him as he screamed)
 * Enlightrant: I'm okay!
 * Gazelle: Can you do the thing?
 * Enlightrant: You already did the thing!
 * Gazelle: So I can stop Pang, then?
 * Enlightrant: Balls yeah!.... Wow, what an out-of-character thing for me to say.
 * Lord Shen: Good, now we can-
 * Fu Bu: DEAL WITH ME!!
 * Lord Shen: Oh, hi, Fu Bu! (Gazelle punched him off into the distance in the stomach) Bye, Fu Bu!
 * Deadpool: I HOPE YOU FU-LL BU-TTER SOON! (Silence)...
 * Icky: Lame!
 * Deadpool: Bite me!
 * Alex: Okay! (He did that to his butt as he screamed)
 * Deadpool: THE HELL'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!?
 * Alex: (Dubbed as Patrick) BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOO!!!
 * Pang Bing: Prepare for battle! (She surrounds the area with blue fire and thorny vines) A BIG BATTLE!
 * Gazelle: We're not afraid of you!
 * Pang Bing: (Transforms into her Dragon Form) How about now?
 * Maleficent: THE DEVIL?!?
 * Gazelle: (She throws her Uniter Blade at her like Prince Phillip as she was defeated)
 * Maleficent: THE DOUBLE DEVIL?!?
 * Gazelle: What purpose does this serve?
 * Pang Bing: I don't know!
 * Gazelle:... Then we'll find out!
 * Elzaorbana: Her memories have been warped into evil!
 * Gazelle: Who could've done this?
 * Mothlock: I WOULD'VE!! (Cackles as the camera eased from him and shows the Valley   Land of Prosperity, and begins destroying the world) EITHER SURRENDER OR THIS WORLD DIES!!
 * Pang: Should we give it to him?
 * Gazelle: We have no choice at the moment.
 * Shifu: We'll need to stay out of China for this one.
 * Po: Let's go to Japan!
 * Yijiro: Greetings, Dragon Warrior!
 * Karaage: Greetings, Dragon Warrior!
 * Deadpool: HOLY GIANT SQUID!!
 * Karaage: I have a plan for you to get around this.
 * Tulio: Well, let's go!
 * After a montage of getting to Ling's place, and beating Khan and the vultures who were wearing carboard signs that said "We are un-nessersary to the plot and pointless story-wise", then we cut to the Land of Prosperity village
 * Fa: I am another parallel to the Dragon Warrior!
 * Zhen: And I am another parallel to his adopted father! But female! And a Peacock!
 * Tsin: And WE are parallels to the Jade Palace! But with a needless political eviomental message.... With sci-fi elements to avoid being too direct about it in a 50/50 success rate of being subtile about it.
 * Sun Bear: And I am the obvious Oogway clone as a bear. And I decree that this random female panda can be useful as a new member of the Chi Masters.
 * Tsin: BULLS***!
 * Sun Bear: "Remember what the 3rd film showed."
 * Tsin: "(Begrudgingly) Fine."
 * Gazelle: Well, I can tell where THIS is going.
 * Tsin: She's clearly a fool!
 * Fa: (As she took beatings) OH, YEAH!!! (She bounced down the stairs)... AWESOMENESS!!!
 * Tiger: Tsin's been through a LOT in his biological birthplace in Japan cause of an evil uncle we are SURE is long gone and will not be brought back as an entirely different character for the sake of going M.Night Shamulan on us!
 * Heron: "Or else this will turn into a Kung Fu Panda verson of "Devil"."
 * Fa: Oh, so I can definitely identify.
 * Mothlock: UNITER HUNTERS?!?
 * Venomari: VENOMARI! I'm the obvious Hexxus Reference!
 * Dustox: DUSTOX! And I am unintentionally insulting to ze German Culture!
 * Quakaro: QUAKARO! And, I'm actselly kinda nice.
 * Freeloada: FREELOADA! I'm ripping off Abridged Cell.
 * Familier voice: "NO SHIT, SHERLOCK?!"
 * Hatetor: HATETOR! I'm one of two original and NON-Steriotypicly-insulting Uniter Hunters!
 * Fearos: FEAROS! I am the frightening leader yet will end with a disappointing pay-off because I'm otherwise kinda typical for the Fear Villain trope.
 * All Uniter Hunter: AND WE ARE GONNA- (The Lodger van crashed on top of them)..... Ow.
 * Deadpool: YIPPEE!!!
 * Kowalski: DEADPOOL DEFATED THE UNITER HUNTERS AND SAVED US FROM SCENES DEDICATED TO THEM AND FROM MEETING UNIMPOURENT CHARACTERS UNLIKELY TO BE SEEN AGAIN?!
 * Those such characters: "Awwwwwwwwwwwww."
 * Deadpool: Hilariously-derailing one-liner!
 * Tsin: VOIDHEART IS COMING?!?
 * Wingz: Voidheart is coming!
 * Sun Bear: Voidheart is coming?
 * Tsin: Voidheart is coming!
 * Sun Bear: You must. (As a rainbow formed around his arms) BELIEVE! And now I am dead! Bleh! (He disintegrates into blossom petals)
 * Tsin: Voidheart is coming!
 * Fa: (She screams like the Robot Chicken Gummy Bear while running until the heroes teleported in front of her)
 * Pang Bing: Nut up!
 * Fa: I don't know how!
 * Tiger: Let's stall Voidheart!
 * Voidheart: (Aftering being kicked in the face and through the building saying random gibberish) I WON'T HAVE YOU STALLING ME!!!
 * Baboon: Stalling?
 * Voidheart: Yes!
 * Spider:... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: STALLING!
 * Baboon:... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: STALLIIIIIIIIIING!!!
 * Faithless/Creeps: Oh, boy!
 * Tsin: You're a NATURAL and I suddenly like you now!
 * Fa: Just a coincidence!
 * Tsin: To the Sacred Pool of Tears!
 * Po: I am the Dragon Warrior!
 * Fa: Wowzers! (He trains her with food)
 * Po: Nice work, Dragon Warrior II!
 * (Icky): JUST KISS ALREADY!!!
 * Baboon: So... You think... We're... Stalling?
 * Voidheart: AAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! WHAT IS THIS, CHINESE CRAZY TOWN?! YOUR ASSES ARE GRASS....ES! (He uses his nerve attack on them and captures them) YOUR PUNIISHMENT IS TO DISAPPEAR UNTIL PART 4 FOR A BRIEF CAMIO?!
 * Fa: We'll DEFINITELY defeat Mothlock now!
 * Mothlock: NO YOU WON'T! (He accelerates the apocalypse) 1 HOUR, OR NOBODY ENTERS OR LEAVES, AND THIS WORLD DIES!!!
 * Pang Bing: Oops!
 * Tsin: OOPS?!? Now I'm not angry at you anymore! I am emotionally inconsistent!! I'll stall Voidheart. You evacuate everyone! (They did that)
 * Zhen: I heard you talking with Tsin!
 * Fa: I didn't mean that, I still care for you!
 * Zhen: I know. I saved you from Lord Shen back when he was a super-awesome villain before reformed by an obcessive crossover fanboy!
 * Scroopfan: "HURTFUL!"
 * Po: WHAT A TWIST!
 * Po/Fa: DRAGON WARRIORS UNITE!!
 * Voidheart: Hello, nephew!
 * Tsin: AW, COME ON!!! YOU TOTALLY JUST TURNED US INTO AN M.NIGHT PRODUCTION?!
 * Voidheart: I'm wrecking your shit because I'm just THAT deplorable! (He destroys the Palace, and coils and strangles him)
 * Tsin: NO, MASU-DOMO, YAMATE!!
 * Voidheart: And now to finish the-
 * Fa/Po: HEY! Let that Tsin alone!
 * Voidheart: JACKPOT! (He uses the nerve attack as it only tickled them and bounced his spike arms back at him) DOOF! YOU BIG FAT PANDAS!!!
 * Fa/Po: THEY CALLED US, You know what, screw that ripping-off the Lion King shit, cutting to the point! (They belly-flopped him to the town) CHENG-GHENG GEMINI TECHNIQUE! (They shared Chi and wailed on Voidheart, and finally used the Wu-Hoi Banishment Flick on him) Bye-bye!
 * Mothlock: FINALLY!
 * Pang Bing: (She was corrupted) I TRICKED YOU INTO COMING HERE!
 * Gazelle: Bulls***! And on top of that, your CLEARLY RIPPING OFF THE END OF THE SPYRO DAWN OF THE DRAGON GAME?!
 * Mothlock: You're mine!
 * Gazelle: There's no reason to fight anymore!
 * Pang Bing: (She was restored of her full heart) There's always something!
 * Spyro/Cynder: THE F***?!?
 * Mothlock: MY SHIELD!! (The Lodgers came in) YOU F*Dog bark*ED ME! YOU F*Chicken caw*ED ME YOU WRETCHED F*Monkey ahk*S!!
 * Gazelle: Where'd those sounds come fro-
 * Mothlock: I'LL DESTROY YOU!!!
 * Pang Bing: You don't scare us!
 * Darkside Moth: (He transforms into Darkside Moth) How about now?
 * Deadpool: HAH! Blobby!
 * Mayfly: To the park they for some unexplaned reason! (They got there)
 * Faithless/Creeps: SURPRISE, BITCHES! (They put up a shield) Nothing will penetrate this shi- (Darkside Moth landed on them).... Ow.
 * Icky: WHOA! DARKSIDE KILLED THEM BOTH!!!
 * Tarvox: (He and Trax were restored to life) WHEW! That was crazy!
 * Trax: "Hello, we're two characters that originally were dead until we were inexplitably choosen by Mothlock to serve him for a reason not known other then the obvious and this is tecnecally our debute. (Quietly) Though I get a better role WAYYYYY down in the newer series. (Wink!)"
 * Icky: HAH! Nice nose! (Squidward was sensitive) Not that it isn't beautiful!
 * Patrick: Nah, it's ugly!
 * Tarvox: PRICKS!! (He throws an ordnance grenade and it blows up, only for them to have put up a shield)
 * Deadpool: (Moons him)
 * Darkside Moth: You can't stop me now!
 * Pang Bing: (She powers up into the HSS like a Super Saiyan, and attacks him)
 * Darkside Moth: Still can't stop me!
 * Pang Bing/Gazelle: (They fuse into the Uniter Dragon) HOW ABOUT NOW?!?
 * Darkside Moth: OH, FU- (He was tail smacked out of his oozy body)
 * Mayfly: (They blasted their light energy and restored the field)
 * Mothlock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (As he then got exiled in the containment box) I REALLY SHOULD'VE TELEPORTED AWAY INSTEAD OF YELLIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnngg... (He was gone)
 * Deadpool: What a crazy Christmas adventure that ended up lasted until the early start of March (with some delays), we got to beat someone on our NAUGHTY list!
 * Wingz: What about us?
 * Twilight: We can't change you back, but you can work for Quack!
 * Dingz: "Ok."
 * Pang Bing: What about me? What's to say I won't turn evil again?
 * Shifu: We know someone who will ensure that won't happen!
 * MSM: And now the conclusion...
 * Deadpool's voice: "...... THAT, WAS, EPIC?!"
 * Scroopfan: "Actselly yes, that, that came out nicely."
 * MSM: GREAT! Now, again, on with the conclusion!

Chapter 1: Aftermath of the Final Fight Against Mothlock
Land of Prosperity Cutaway Present The Park. KFP-2D Animated Flashback Present Later. Elsewhere in the van. Another KFP sytile 2D flashback. Present Flashback Present
 * The Shrine was seen being repaired.
 * Tsin was looking at it sadly.....
 * Tsin: "...... I wished this went down alot less destructive onto our home then it did."
 * Tiger and the other masters arrive.
 * Tiger: "Perhaps it could've gone down alot of more cleaner, but..... Look at the positives, master. (Points to the freed children returning to their families)....... Many broken families have been reunited and freed from slave labor, and an undesireable desteny. The land has been healed from Mothlock's tainted grip, the Shrine will get more get more beautiful stories then the ones we lost, your dream of a new Tanoki valley will be atthived, your, appearently reserected uncle is gone, Sun Bear's dreams of restoring the land is realised, and most of all..... We got a truely masterful Chi Panda on our side."
 * Tsin: "...... My only regret, is that Sun Bear didn't get to live to see this happen."
 * Baboon: "He's likely to know about in spirit. You completed what he started, it's just as satisfying as seeing it himself."
 * Tsin: "But what am I to do? The old stories are likely too damaged to be kept.... What am I gonna replace them with?"
 * Spider: 'Well, I was never a fan of that dark stuff, so, hey, at least your appearent uncle gave way for more positive stories."
 * Tsin: "It's just....... I never expected everything to be..... So soon."
 * Spitting Cobra: "But yet, here we are. The Land of Prosperity lives up to it's name once again, Mothlock and his Darkness Ooze Rig are gone, and every reshorce it ruins is healthy and safe again."
 * Heron: "Yeah! I mean, a liberated land, an imprisoned alien tyrant, clean water, no more people becoming Heartless Folk, the Heartspawn and the Uniter Hunters are both gone, Pang Bing's gone straight, AND we got an actual Chi-Panda up in here! What's not to like?"
 * Tsin: "Mothlock, though great, is but one evil that runs loose in the universes. Or had, in his case. Freedom, whether gained or had been kept, can be fleeting. We are never truely free. We are just targets for a newer generation of congurors. All we did was leave the nince to be filled by someone who is at Mothlock's level, if not even stronger, to ruin our land again. This land has everything such congurors want. Reshorces, people to be made to serve them, and in our case, power to make them stronger. How long can our land keep true to it's namesake, when someday, another power hungery warlord comes along and claims it for his own?"
 * Heron: Well, you know what they say, Master! The sky's the limit. We have a good protector, and discovered QUITE a lot about Fa and her adopted mother, that she's from the same destroyed village as the Dragon Warrior, and Zhen is the aunt of the one responsible for it's destruction. And I gotta say, their reunion was... A little mixed.
 * Lodgers/Lord Shen: HE (I) KILLED BABY PANDAS?!?
 * Lord Shen: OH MY, GOD, COBRA, AS IF I COULDN'T HATE YOU ANYMORE THAN I DID ALREADY, YOU FIND MORE WAYS TO MAKE ME LOOK HORRIBLE!!! I MEAN, I'M NOT SURPRISED CONSIDERING I WANTED TO GET ALL OF THEM, BUT EVEN I WOULDN'T BRING HARM ONTO THE CHILDREN! BUT AFTER HEARING I RESORTED TO KILLING THEM AFTER CONSIDERING... I... COBRA, NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, I AM GONNA SLIT YOUR THROAT, DRINK ALL YOUR BLOOD, CUT OUT YOUR ORGANS, PUT THEM IN A BLENDER, AND DRINK THEM THROW A STRAW... All except the intestines or stomach, that's just gross. THAT should be a horrid thing to suffer before a resurrection!
 * Heron: Regardless, they gave us enough protectors to keep the Valley safe. When you eventually retire as a teacher, Fa will do well as Po did in taking that place. And with your new upcoming Chi-Ki Valley, I'm sure you'll not only have them as a guard, but also create a Legendary Chiki-Tanuki that is not as evil as Masu. You'll DEFNITELY honor Qi-Chan's name by doing that.
 * Tsin: Yeah, but things like that don't just happen in the blink of an eye so easily. We need to do a LOT of things to accomplish something like that. We need to do our best in order to ensure it comes true. With countless threats, there's DEFINITELY no telling that history will repeat itself. The Keyhole may be locked up and this world's heart may be safe, but what's to say there isn't anything else of value like, I don't know, the Magic Pool that Quack is guarding. Much of our Heartless Folk inhabitants are guarding his palace, but I feel that may not be enough. It had IMPERVIOUS defenses, and it was defeated thanks to Chi Masters. What's to say magic can't be used to do the same?
 * Spitting Cobra: Just have faith, Master. There's bound to be many surprises.
 * Tiger: "Until then, it's best to not worry about what would come and focus on the now. A celebration being set by the mayor is coming up, celebrating Miss Fa. It would do well to attend that."
 * Tsin: ".... Perhaps, it'll, clear my mind of these uncertain thoughts."
 * Baboon: "You should also be glad your not Lord Shen right now. I heard the Uniter isn't taking the revelation of his screw-up, all too well."
 * Shen was seen hog-tied bt his own tail feathers.
 * Pang Bing was seen calming Gazelle down with a smoothing magic touch.
 * Boss Wolf: "...... Wow. I did NOT know, you can actselly use feathers like that."
 * Icky: "Jesus christ, Gazy, I know your touchy about people doing despicable things, but, really? Shen was OBVIOUSLY under a spell, the guy was about as aware of what he was doing as much as a blind T-Rex realising he's dating a deaf Spino."
 * Gazelle: "I don't even wanna talk about it."
 * Shen: "Miss Gazelle, please! At first I was gonna leave them alive, but I guess the processed me gotten impathent with my aunt's interfearence and.... That much doesn't need repeating. Point is, this is Mang's fault by proxy!"
 * Gazelle: "Was he the one who told you to slaughter children?!"
 * Shen: "..... Admitingly, even he would cross the line against that, espeically now-a-days. I know it's fruitless trying to blame him for anything I did while under his spell, but-"
 * Gazelle: "YES OR NO?!"
 * Shen: "Okay, okay, no he did not?! Look, I hate myself for this abominable action as much as YOU clearly do! And I won't deny that Celestia would scold the soul out of my body if she gotten wise to this mess! But please consider that, whether he meant me for to go that far or not, you cannot deny that he corrupted me with his DARK magic! More or less, I was a mindless sentinal of his design! His magic pushed me to a certain extreme even HE never meant for me to go!"
 * Duke: "Look, to be fair kid, Pang Bing was in the same position and was doing worse crap! Do we REALLY have to deal with you being so worked up about this?"
 * Gazelle: "........ I want you to make a very earnest apology to Fa about what you did to her parents, and those children and THEIR parents."
 * Shen: "AND I WILL! But first I would like for you to acknowledge that, THAT Shen is BEYOND long gone. He's more anichent history then the Han Dynasty! I'm above that sort of sin now! Any sin! It is part of my own ongoing path to redemption."
 * Iago: "Well thanks to the fact that you SLAUGHTERED KIDS, procesed by a mutant cobra or not, that path is now longer then it should be! I wouldn't be surprised if parents become more afraid of letting children be around you if this gets out! Heck, I'm calling it! Shen will start getting restraining orders of every parent in the universes to not be within ANYWHERE of their kids!"
 * Icky: "I'm betting on Tri-Corn wanting to kick his ass harder then how Gazelle did it if she got wise! Heck, this could be bad enough to put Glitch-Corn back in working order!"
 * Lord Shen: It's not wise to gamble like that when you already KNOW the possible outcome. Point is, I've heard that Mang back when he didn't had those shreds of standerds, HAD killed children in his time. So, CLEARLY, when he corrupted me, he molded his own dark heart into me. So, I'm holding onto my word that when I confront Cobra for this, he WILL be sorry. Why the hell do you think I hate him as much as that Clockwork bastard for bringing Kairi into an orphan life, REGARDLESS of how good and prosperous and socially-fulfilling it was? She was a poor defenseless child, and I failed to save her from my evil master, THANKS TO SOME TRAITOROUS OWL SNITCH!!! I wanted to slay that owl for ruining me and her, but obviously, he was Sly's to defeat and his alone because he was so strong by the time we crossed paths again, only someone with the as much skill and resources as the family the owl resented could beat him. And killing would've been a wasted act for me anyway. I DID almost get killed myself trying to do it.
 * Gazelle:..... ( Gets calm enough thanks to Pang's theroputic magic touch)...... That is a good point, but regardless, it's gonna be hard to look at you the same way again, for the moment. I know you guys have told me time and time again that life beyond Zootopia is terroriblah, but, I am still coping on how far people would go so low, processed or not!
 * Mayfly: Trust me, Uniter, things like that is common with not just other Uniter Princesses of the past, but with us as well.
 * Hiccup: Indeed. Why do you think it hurt my relationship with Toothless when my father died upon being controlled by Drago? My mother told me that's what happens when bad people control good things. Sure the results are heart-scarring, but it's not wise or fair to hold onto that grudge forever. That's exactly how villains get to you, and it's what makes them so infamous. Cobra knows that things like this will occur, and, with or without standerds, he's still enough of a total clud to the point that, he would find it amusing and advantageous.
 * Gazelle:... Yes, it's quite obvious I still have a lot to learn.
 * Mayfly: And that's what we're here for.
 * Gazelle: Now then, if we're done indulging villains for pissing on good people's lives, what do we do now? It's the 23rd, and Tricorn is no doubt gonna be angry if we don't be at the party for her. Hell, aren't the villain teams supposed to be off on Christmas.
 * Pang Bing: Well, they do, unless they are provoked. And that's what I did. I provoked them by stealing their members. But regardless, they will no longer be a problem in whatever happens next.
 * Private:... What concerns me is that... We MAY still not be done.
 * Skipper:... Explain yourself, Private.
 * Private: Well, Mothlock said that he didn't come this far without an anonymous source, right? I mean, remember the containment box that had Pang's sisters in it?
 * Pang Bing:... That's actually a good point. There's bound to be a GREATER threat out there, and Mothlock is but an intermediate challnate.
 * Icky: "And a HELL of a pilminerarly at that!"
 * Gazelle: He said that the box was once owned by the Emperor who persecuted you.
 * Pang Bing:... That must mean... That we're dealing with magic-phobes.
 * Mayfly: It's too inconsistent to be true. Magic-Phobes hate all kinds of magic, good AND evil! These have to be some very hypocritcal haters to stoop so low to do such. Otherwise, they wouldn't have brought a magical villain like Mothlock.
 * Shifu:... Unless... They seem to be using Mothlock, AND Pang Bing, with Quack an additional convinence, to make magic itself look evil and therefore AID in their anti-magic campaign.
 * Mayfly:... THAT is another good point. Perhaps we need to clean-out this threat in case it decides to get payback for the defeat of Mothlock.
 * Pang Bing: And it's clear that this is of that Emperor's origin. There's no doubt that he suffered due punishment, and thus he might've had a hand in forming this very cult.
 * Icky: "But, that emperor I think is likely DEAD by now...."
 * Pang Bing: "He could've been able to make heirs to continue this legacy. If it was not him, at the least it could've been any spawn."
 * Lu Kang:... Grandfather, do you happen to know anything about this?
 * Kun Lao: Well, since it was a thousand years ago, the info on Emperor Lu Kai The Terrorable and his line is nevertheless obscured, possibly for good and controversial reasons. Even the mixed-species imperial family made such info classified to avoid controversy to the modern generation.
 * Icky: Oh, come on, why make it classified? Humans had a controversial history of racism, slavery, segregation, and just general flat-out stupidity, and yet, while their modern descendants look at that period with shame, they take pride in knowing that they can be the generation to do better then that. Hell, racism STILL exists in one way or another.
 * Kun Lao: Well, unlike them, our history doesn't get over such unacceptable acts. Xenophobia back then is just as disfavored from then to today as racism was to humans. You also have to keep in mind that it was because of hate, that we in this world no longer all can be able to do Chi so easility, without difficult training with risk of failure or worse, corruption. It still exists, and people find shame at how strong it was in the past. And the process to learn above it, is not so easily strong. The shame that people do it at all, is too great, and we prefer to pretend it never happened. Even if it's not exactly any more benifital. So if they hear it at it's worst by a very Emperor, what's to say that there'll be or be not a MASSIVE uproar? The flaws of mortals are so relationship-damaging because they are things that cause fear, hate, anger, evil, and inevitably war. And war is the ultimate method of death. And here, even without the aide of modern war-horrors I hear unsettling tales about, wars can be quite destructive and live-ruining.
 * Po: Totally. Why do you think we tried to stop a war through a legendary and unstoppable messenger?
 * Kweng: Admittedly, war is quite a concern to some, but the reason why it's not to me is because my work is like a police officer, and incidents like a message causing a war is like ticketing a friend or son to us. Friendship or family is simply not going to save you, and the same can be said for us. Why do you think we messengers are either scoffed at or considered useless? We do our job without concern because it's a simple job. Our job causes life and death, but someone's gotta do it. It is a sad existence and I've made many enemies like Fu-Xi and Sun Ying Moon out of it, but when a job has to be done, it's gotta be done.
 * Tigress:... I can see why you're so legendary. You show no weakness.
 * Kweng: Quite.
 * Fu-Xi: Well, I guess we can help you deal with this possible threat of Imperial origin. If it means a greater threat than even Mothlock, then we must act, and hopefully before Christmas.
 * Kun Lao: Well, if you're going to figure this out, then you might already have the resources in the form of a former emperor of china and his predecessor. While I cannot reveal TOO MUCH sensitive information, I can tell you that Lu Kai was a Water Buffalo, and is related to Lu Kang.
 * Icky: "So the asshole was in the same family tree?"
 * Kun Lao: "To, my family's detrement, yes. We try so hard, to deny his existence. It's, in part of my our families are inter-species. The original imperial family, which were once consistently buffalo, were shamed by that emperor's actions to the point that the likes of ducks, pigs, deers, dogs, cats, insects, snakes, frogs, even fish, among uncountless other speices, have been included into the family line.
 * Puss:... I think that MIGHT be helpful.
 * Viper:... How so?
 * Puss: Remember that Heartspawn General we encountered after Tarvox and Trax retreated?
 * Tigress:... Are you suggesting the two of them may be connected?
 * Puss: It's a possibility. But there is only one way to find out. We need to go to any and all Imperial colonies in China to find any clues as to the whereabouts of this cult.
 * Kun Lao: Well, while your quick thinking is admirable, I'm afraid the royal mixed family is a little touchy about investigations like that, especially when it concerns classified info on a controversial emperor.
 * Pang Bing: Well, it's about time I did something better to honor my sisters than defeating my corrupter, and that's dealing with the roots of the one that reduced them to the Spirit Realm. If I'm going to be an Equinox Master, then what better way to test my capabilities in it than by-
 * Gazelle: Than by facing the one who started it all.... Well, at least, the one who's related to it.
 * Pang Bing:... So, I take it we know what to do, then?
 * Rainbow Dash: Yep. We investigate any sources we can, and we find this guy Shifu talked about to prepare Pang for this journey.... Speaking of which, who is this guy?
 * Shifu: It's actually someone of close connections to Oogway. But, SHE, is of a greater higher level.
 * Tigress:... You mean-
 * Shifu: Indeed. We must seek out Master Ha Hoi the Sea Turtle.
 * Fluttershy:... Do we get to go underwater for this?
 * Karaage: Actually, I have sparred with her sometimes in Chi-Ki battles when she was still living in the Yellow Sea Shore Temple in Jiāo'ào which is currently under the care of Master Dolphin. But she's no longer at the sea, and just spends much of her time in a Temple in the Himalayas.
 * Fluttershy: Aww!
 * Icky: "What's a Sea Turtle doing in the Himalayas? A land of snow? Which is like, the worse ever place for reptiles? AND WAY inland in Asia, so, double-whammy negitive points for a SEA reptile? Also, it's the freaking Himalayas, AKA the most HAZARDOUS mountain range in the world to the point where a relative of Shen died climbing on?!"
 * Karaage: Her reasons are because, she wants to be ABOVE limits and expectations, and justified so by her chi. Her chi is of a great purity and of great power sought by many, even by undesirables. She knew she couldn't risk being in where they can easily predict, espeically if it's her home of the Yellow Sea, so while she left Master Dolphin to run the Shore Temple, she moved far inland, and went to established a temple there.
 * Applejack: "Well I can understand not wanting to be made to teach riff-raff her ways, but, doesn't she get homesick about being so far away from the ocean, and, warm beaches for that matter?"
 * Karaage: "A price she unquestionably is willing to pay to protect against being respondsable for turning those who enjoyed their power too much and end up becoming..... Chi Parasites. Which is why she only accepts the best students, but nevertheless keeps in touch with Master Dolphin as he does well in his master's place, training her former students like his brother and the other students under her teachings, and she would only agree to heal those she knows will not take advantage of her. She's a kind soul, but very cautious of the power she possesses, and wishes to be careful of whom she shares her kindness to."
 * Banzai: "Why is she so cautious? It's not like she ended up helping someone that wasn't really worth helping or anything!"
 * Shifu: ".... Why else do you think she's hiding in the mountains of the Himalayas?"
 * Banzai: "Why? Because, she's a weird turtle?"
 * Shifu: "WRONG?!"
 * Deadpool: "Well then explain! What, did she ended up healing a warmongering dictator or something?!"
 * Shifu: Well... yes, and no. You see, this warmongering dictator, was actually her master. She had little trust in what she first thought was the father she never had as she never found her real father since she survived her hatching and quest into the ocean, especially discovering her father was a Chi Parasite. But what pushed her further into grief was that her master... Ended up becoming a Chi Parasite, and turned one of her fellow students and best friend into another Chi Parasite....
 * (Shifu): Her master, the Leatherback named Gui Hai Wuang, was always mixed on his behavior towards her, which she easily shrugged off as Kung Fu master behavior. Turns out, he was a guy whom embarrassed himself for failing to achieve the Celestial Phoenix test in public and losing a bet as a result that cost much of his good life, especially since, according to legend, the one who actually achieved the title was a turtle, easily poking his teenage ego. Since then, he has been very bitter, and has been a mixed responsible master. Then came the day he did his first Chi technique, and Hai easily picked up on it. Growing with greed since this could be a proper replacement, he wanted this power all to himself, and demanded much from his students, including Hai, out of threat of banishment. Eventually, Hai finally rebelled against Gui and had him banished to the Spirit Realm. But later on, after years of running his Shore Temple and doing well with it including having it funded and aided out of it's previous leader's controversy, Gui managed to come back to the Mortal Realm, and nearly made good on his threat on Hai for disobeying him. He did it by, again, turning her best friend against her by tempting him through his clear ego. Thus, Hai was nearly killed and much of her life was nearly destroyed. Hai was able to win again, bringing Gui back to the Spirit Realm, and sending her corrupted best friend to Chorh-Gom Prison, as he was still too weak to use his Chi to break out. This was when she could no longer take it, and considered, with three close people to her turning into Chi Parasites, she left for the Himalayas after leaving her best student, Master Dolphin, in charge of the Temple, while she built her own.
 * Shifu:... So, as you can see, the terrors she faced at those times are why she feels her Chi is too easy to steal for people like her adopted father and best friend, and even her biological father, she needs to isolate herself. And because of this, even Oogway and me had no idea where she could be found, and thus the only ones who know her location is Master Dolphin.
 * Icky:... Wasn't that one of the masters whose armor you keep in the Temple and Po and Li played with?
 * Shifu: And left a few scratches on, yes.
 * Po: (Sighs) Please don't mention that to him.
 * Shifu: Actually, it wasn't his, it was his father's, and his father's before him, so no doubt it's gonna be TWICE as aggravating to him.
 * Po:... (Gulps)
 * Fluttershy:... So, we DO get to see the sea after all?
 * Karaage: Eh, depends on what happens there. (Fluttershy squees)... What's with her?
 * Twilight: Yeah, ever since she decided to expand her animal caretaking outlook to alternate environments, and manages to save a merpony community through it, she's become a little... Gaga for it.
 * Karaage:... I see. So, it's clear that if we wanna find Hai, we must go to Master Dolphin's Temple. Just a fair warning though..... Master Dolphin is...... Strict to an unapologenic fault.
 * Po: "(Gulp), And he's a super-rules-fanactic, that makes the fact I kinda wrecked his family's armor even worse!"
 * Monkey: "Well I think it's safe to say that Master Dolphin is NOT gonna be a very big Po fan."
 * Mantis: "No doubt about it."
 * Crane: "Unquestionably."
 * Banzai: "So, we're not gonna stay for Fa's celebration?"
 * Shifu: "Disappointing, I know, but we have far urgent matters at hand, and we must make sure it doesn't attempt to restore Mothlock's rule, or worse."
 * Duke: "Well we may as well say our good-byes and skaddle out of here."
 * The Group walked off, as two shadowy forces watched.
 * The Van was seen flying across China.
 * Lord Shen: "Okay everyone, to cover better ground, we have to be split-up into seperate groups. One group will seek out Hai Hoi, the other shall get more answers about the Lu Kai line from the royal family. Pang Bing and Lu Kang are automaticly desinated to those groups for obvious reasons. And now to desinate the ones more likely to attend such groups."
 * Gazelle was seen doing some warm-ups in front of a TV screen following an exsersize program's words.
 * Pang Bing looked in, and sighed, looking daze.
 * Gazelle looked at Pang Bing.
 * Gazelle: "Oh hey Pang!"
 * Pang Bing snapped out of it!
 * Pang Bing: "AHEM!? Ahem.... I, came to check up on you and.... Your, ritualistic, dancing."
 * Gazelle: "Oh, I'm doing some areobics to keep myself in tip-top shape when we meet up with the next desperado."
 * Pang Bing: "Well, it's, nice to know you keep beautifully- Dah, I mean, consistently prepared for your challnages. I, admire that..... Miss Gazelle, there's, something, I only wish for you to know."
 * Gazelle: "Okay, (turns off the TV and gets onto her bed and excitingly positions herself like a slumber party teen ready for gossip), Go ahead and shoot."
 * Pang Bing: "...... Quite...... You see....... I, may look like a female cat native to this world, but...... You know those digital creatures, right?"
 * Gazelle: "You mean the "Digimon" as they called themselves?"
 * Pang Bing: "And, how they may look and sound like they have genders, but, they tecnecally don't?"
 * Gazelle: "Well that's mainly because their gender features are mainly just a way to identify them, but since they're like sentient data, they don't, well, capitalise on that because they're by all means proxually asexual. Why ask such a moy moy random question though?"
 * Pang Bing: ".... Well..... Like I said..... I only resemble a female cat speices because..... It was how the Mother Orb made us."
 * Gazelle: "Hold up, hold up, exactly what are you saying?"
 * Pang Bing: "..... (Sighs). (Procees to get into a meditative position and places her staff down.)....... Promise me, you will not end up thinking I'm insane or think I went crazy again."
 * Gazelle: "(Gets up and comferts Pang Bing), Pang Bing, I wouldn't even bring myself to think ill of even the worse Mothron in existence, let alone even someone like Tyler, (Grumbles) Even when he never makes it easy for me, (Normally) I will not judge anything you say.... I am likely to be caught-off guard and be dumbfounded, but, I am not gonna think you gone loco."
 * Pang Bing: "..... It all started, then the Mother Orb arrived in Dreamworks China."
 * Pang-bing-order.jpg glowing orb (The one in the picture and the same one from the episode) was seen traveling in space.
 * (Pang Bing): "The Mother Orb came to this world, for the mission to make the planet, one of great peace, since she understood the planet's wide-spread power of the Chi Users. It wanted to turn the world into a force of good. And so.... To do that.... It needed a great order to spread harmony and peace."
 * The Orb hovered over a random cat traveler and scanned her magicly.
 * (Pang Bing): "It scanned the DNA of a random female cat that happened to be noticed, and proceeded, to create me and my sisters."
 * The Orb proceeded to do just that, to the amazement of this random cat, as 5 kittens were borned naked.
 * (Gazelle):... So... You're not just sisters, but... You're clones?
 * (Pang Bing): "Indeed. We have the exact same appearance as our DNA donor, and the Mother Orb created us through it's own body that was capable of literally anything. Though we weren't exactly cats, as we were only so by 75%. While made in the image of female cats, we are not capable of making children by ourselves, but would have to gain the love of a worthy soul mate willing to embrace our magic inside of them. The cat the Mother Orb scan, felt that she needed to raise us as she felt it was what the Mother Orb desired. So, she raised me and my sisters and despite us being her clones, she only said we were her daughters."
 * Years passed as Pang Bing and her sisters grew up.
 * (Pang Bing): "Sadly, by adulthood, our biological mother passed on, leaving us to be on our own.... Until the Mother Orb arrived. She took cared of us from here on out. The Mother Orb summoned us and wanted us to be bringers and protecters of peace into a troubled war. We understood this well enough and embraced it's great power, and founded our order. The Order of The Orb Cats. I, being the eldest, was chosen as their leader. I would lead my sisters to make this world a better place..... But then.... He came."
 * A silluetted royal buffalo with some imperial guards came to Pang Bing's group.
 * (Ping Bing): "It was the self-rightious emperor of the time..... Emperor Ku Kai the Terriable. He came to ask us a rediculious request."
 * Lu Kai (Silluetted): "I came here because I resheaved word of a magical space orb that founded your little magic group, and it had the great Emperor of China intriged. Anything that is capable of creating life like it was easy is worthy of my attention..... And, my use. I, Emperor Lu Kai II, wished to rule the entire world under my hooves, and make all lands beyond china, bow to the laws of the great imperial family! With that orb my the side of the great chi-people of china, all enemies and resisters will quiver in fear of the combined might of chi and magic! Our world will be legendary and a stable of respect to the rest of the universes that I hope one day, a future desendent will aim to make it bow to my imperial legacy as well! So, Cats of the Orb, will you join my royal cause?"
 * Pang Bing: "......... Your dream is ambitious, but not universeal to what the Mother Orb wants."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Wait, what? Now what is THAT suppose to mean, pussy cat?"
 * Pang Bing: "The Mother Orb wishes to inspire peace and harmony among all walks of life in this world, not to subugate them in a totalarian rule. This world is troubled enough by the violence of it's past. Why taint the future with more?"
 * Lu Kai: "..... You're joking right? You have the power to win every war possable, and your gonna waste it being Peace Zealots?!"
 * Pang Bing: "It may not be ideal to you, Emperor. But it is our path and our path alone. And, personality, you be wise to reconisder your path. Desteny is not kind to those that try to change it in their faver."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Well let ME warn you! Bad things tend to happen to those that defy the imperial family, espeically the emperor! Your in Chi Conutry, Magic user! I can EASILY make it that magic will become VERY hated around these parts! Chi is clearly stronger then basic magic, dispite what crazy bagabonds say about Chi just being a vastly evolved form of magic because of magical pools from a planet of pure-hearted little horses! So how's about you reconsider your rejection and accept my inviation to join my cause?"
 * Pang Bing: "It is not to be your desteny to control an entire world, your majusty. And it will not be ours to encourage you."
 * Lu Kai: "..... Have it your way, p*****s! But don't come crying to me when something BAD happens! And trust me..... It always does in this world."
 * The Emperor and his forces left.
 * (Pang Bing): "I hoped the emperor was only making an empty threat and tried to scare me and my sisters to betray the Mother Orb's teachings and join his aimless cause.... I had faith that the people here knew better then that...... My faith in them..... Was ill-advised."
 * (Gazelle): Because they feared you?
 * (Pang Bing): More than that. Turns out, Chi was called an evolved form of magic for a reason: Magic was considered OUTDATED to them since the beginning of Chi. Chi could do everything magic could and more, albeit not all-powerful as most worlds, but still. We couldn't understand it as Chi was merely an exaggeration as it was not magic, as it was only a natural life force energy that flows among all living things. Magic was different as it gave BIRTH to Chi, because if not only flowed around all living things, but everything else not-living or otherwise. We knew that magic was based around a lot of mumbo-jumbo I'd rather not waste time explaining, but somehow, everyone got the concept of both wrong. And so, when we finally stepped up to explain the true nature of magic... Well... Let's just say things didn't go so well. While our words DID hold weight, many of them argued that, if magic WAS stronger than Chi, then it could might as well be powerful enough to destroy it as it could to Chi. So, with our point obscured very rudely, they did terrible things to us and started treating us terribly, fearing that we would do horrible things. Our word spread all throughout China, and it made everyone equally feared. It was absolutely atrocious that everyone was taking our word to absolutes, but Mother Orb tried to offer us hope. But then one day... (Imperial Forces were seen ransacking their home and destroying everything they had and they failed to stop them, getting beaten every time they got an upper-hand, as the Orb was seen being seemingly destroyed)... They destroyed the Orb! They thought it was a kind of weapon based around mind-control or hypnosis. So, calling us witches, they had us sent to the Emperor. We pleaded for mercy from him, but he only said...
 * Lu Kai: I will not do a thing for you! You were warned that this would happen, and you ignored it. This is what happens when you fail to listen to people who clearly understand this land better than you. We are the leaders for a reason: Because we are the wisest in the land, and we know best. You have ended up sabotaging yourselves through your blind means of peace. I could've used it better, and thus your powers belonged to me. So, I decided, if I couldn't have it, neither could you! I ordered for your guild to be destroyed.
 * Pang Bing:... Why?!?
 * Lu Kai: It is unwise to as questions when the answer was already clear. People clearly hate you and fear you, so it's best I obliged them and saved them the trouble. I did them a favor. You all failed to heed to my warnings, and thus you had to learn the hard way. And because you suffered for it when that all could've been avoided by passing it onto me, you just gave me no reason why I should give you mercy.
 * Pang Bing: This is crazy-talk! You're just going to prosecute us because we had little knowledge of our capabilities? This is clearly greed-talk, and you just wanted our power for your own selfish means! If you aren't going to give us mercy, then why should we do the same to you? We'll find a way out, and when we do, you will be sorry!
 * (Pang Bing): But by saying that... I might've shown why the Emperors of China are intolerable to treason or insubordination.
 * Lu Kai:... Well, that's it, you've dishonored all of China for refusing to recant, which could be considered treason. And after you failed to heed my warnings, I'd say that adds another count of insubordination. You could be put to death... Right now!
 * Pang Bing: ARE YOU INSANE?!? We have done NOTHING wrong! We are merely warning you, if you continue to indulge the cruel behavior of people who don't know any better, then you are seriously going to be punished, if not by us, but by people who have a brain! I'm asking you, your highness, be wise about this and not place false charges on us, or else it's not going to end pleasantly for you. Just because you're Emperor, it doesn't mean you know better than everyone else. That's called 'might makes right', as people like you believe that the most powerful people are automatically correct and know best. But the Mother Orb has always told us since your offer that it's all a lie, and that it's better for it to be phrased as 'might FOR right'. We denied your offer for that reason. Powers like Magic and it's life-force son Chi should be used to do good things BECAUSE that's what they are. Using it like you want to is called abuse of power, much like you may be doing with your title. So this is your last chance: do what is best for China, or make it worse!
 * Lu Kai: I'm sorry, but all that was treason talk. It's still not going to save you from execution. GUARDS?!?
 * Pang Bing: SIR, PLEASE, YOU CAN'T-
 * Lu Kai: Do NOT say 'I can't' to my face! This is what happens to the ones who did before. You break the laws, you pay the price!
 * Pang Bing: THIS IS SIMPLY UNFAIR!!!
 * Lu Kai: Life isn't fair, I'm afraid.
 * Pang Bing: UGGGH, THAT'S THE LAMEST EXCUSE-
 * Lu Ka: SILENCE! You shall die at dawn for your treason!
 * (Pang Bing): It was clear that, with a jerk like HIM in power, it was all too clear that, with no Mother Orb there for us, all of China was against us. I was the only one to escape that day, but I failed to save my sisters. They were gone, just like everything I ever known. I was all by myself.
 * Pang Bing:... The rest, you know.
 * Gazelle:... I... I'm terribly sorry. But... What does this have to do with-
 * Pang Bing: Well, you see, being technically genderless means that my sisters and I had a little... Controversial moments. You see, we didn't even know what gender we were considering our mother never told us before she died. The Orb revealed our true origins afterward, but we still referred to ourselves as girls because we were clearly cloned after such. I am a cat, yes, but the rest of me is... Well... Magic in nature. We could only reproduce through our common methods through, again, soul mates seeing the pureness inside of us, which is why the Orb chose a cat due to their pure hearts.
 * Gazelle: And?
 * Pang Bing: Well... I was a little bit caught off guard when seeing you dance. You see, the pure-sight spell is so vague, it doesn't specify gender, so by technicality that makes us...
 * Gazelle: Pansexual?
 * Pang Bing:... What?
 * Gazelle: Loving anyone or anything regardless of gender, species, age, or anything else?
 * Pang Bing:... Yeah.
 * Gazelle:... Well... I guess that is quite a surprise. So... You seem to be attracted to me because this pure-sight thing isn't specific about who does and who doesn't?
 * Pang Bing: Well, reproduction doesn't work like that right away. It's like a lock, it needs the right key in order to open. In this case, if the right person sees the pureness in you, then you'll automatically be able to sexually reproduce. It's... Quite awkward, even when the Mother Orb explained it to me. It's one of the many limitless and unexplainable things that magic can do.
 * Gazelle:... I... Pang, this... This is pretty heavy. I mean, don't worry about me being, judgemental about this, I, exspearimented with, alternate oriantations, and I get along famously with LBGT fans in Zootopia, but, try to keep in mind, I'm, mostly heteralsexual. It, means I'm more into dudes. Also, on top of that, the lougers told me that magic being used to get someone pregnant tends to be.... Well, it's not normally, pleasent.
 * Pang Bing: I know. But, to be honest, just because I find you attractive, it doesn't mean I love you like a lover, well, not CONJUSTUSLY, at the least, the whole me being dazed by your dancing is mainly just, imbalenced magic created hormones at work. I promise you, you do NOT have to worry about me being a turn corner in a love triangle with any potaintional lover you have in mind, so, (Brings up a picture of Hecktor and Clawhauser from a fan photo) These two, won't have to worry about being outcompeted. That's only a direct result of how we fit well as student and teacher. We see so much in each other, it by technicality makes me attracted to you regardless of gender. I DO want to have a straight relationship, and trust me, I grew up in a world that only embraces that, trust me, gayness has no popularity there, but it's no doubt going to be hard given the loopholes of my conception..... I'm sorry, this, this was REALLY awkword of me to talk about, is it possable to pretend I was actselly borned a cat?
 * Gazelle: Pang, that's nothing awkward to admit, mi amigo. Unexpected? Si, but far from awkword..... Though.... I get why you don't want the others to know.... Espeically not the likes of Icky, who will complain about it in some weird post modern nonsense, Deadpool because, he's not subtle about handling surprises well, from what I heard, or Twilight who would fangasum about you being a product of a magical space orb and would want to ask too many personal questions. Espeically when you don't always have the direct answer. It's as unexplainable as magic, and it's what makes it so unique. Magic can awaken the best in us, and it has done so much for the both of us. Pansexuality is not something to be ashamed of, so don't let anyone tell you it's wrong. If you wanna be in a straight relationship in the future, then do it. Just don't let it be that vague, and hope that you can overcome these, "Magical Hormones" you mentioned.
 * Pang Bing:... I'll try.
 * Gazelle: Excellente. And you have my word that no one's gonna know about this- (Noticed a Slack-Jawed Trixie and GIlda with Thunderclap and Pervis the raptor.)..... How, long were you guys standing there?"
 * Gilda: "We came in when Pang Bing dropped the bomb about her being the daughter of a magic space orb."
 * Trixie: "(Her eyes turned into Windows Blue Screens)....."
 * Gilda: "..... I knew letting you hang with Icky for the entirity of summer camp was a bad idea."
 * Thunderclap: "........ Wow! Just, wow!"
 * Pervis: "Awwww shoot! Wait until Bubbha and Icky get a-loud of this! Ha-Yuck!"
 * Pang Bing: "WAIT! I, I don't want everyone to know about what I am! It'll...... It'll be, awkword!"
 * Gilda: "Hey, we'll be cool about it. I mean, the majority anyway. Icky and Deadpool will be idiots about it and Twilight's likely to go "Dr. Askstomuch" on ya, and Pinkie Pie will likely go Birthday Crazy on ya cause of all the years of missed birhdays with that revenge crap you were doing, and I can only guess how much Fluttershy will blush in awkwordness, but other then that, we're cool about it! Besides, it KINDA holds impourent info about Lu Kai and it could kinda help us out."
 * Trixie snaps out of it thanks to Thunderclap booping her nose.
 * Trixie: "Thank you for that, Thunderclap. Besides, if we leave this infomation obscure, it runs the risk of the new-generation Lu Kai using that against you. Have you stopped and think that maybe Lu Kai the original may've known more about you then he let on?"
 * Pang Bing: "He mistaken the Mother Orb as a magic created weapon!"
 * Gilda: "Fair point. But what if he was smarter then he let on?"
 * Pang Bing: ".... Explain...."
 * Gilda: "Well, Dreamworks China is among the few worlds aware that it's not alone. So, it's possable that Lu Kai, maybe from a sage or something that used to worked for him, knew about the space orb! And Lu Kai may've lied about the whole "Weapon" thing just to cover what he wanted to be his claim. Well, that, and to see if it's really a space orb and not just something you made up."
 * Pang Bing: ".... I see...... But, I may've claimed something like this, but, I never had consistent evidence, that Lu Kai was causing Magic Discrimination, but, why when he hypocritically wanted to control magic at first?"
 * Trixie: "Well obviously he wanted to make sure you wouldn't be a threat to him since you knew about him wanting to take over the world!"
 * Gilda: "..... Don't mind that, the producers like to use old Nostaglia Critic and/or other over-used memes."
 * Trixie: "Anyway, he may've took advantaged of your, poor choice of words, and ended up too successful to the point that he had to reconsider his own plans."
 * Pang Bing: "..... Well, I once came to have known that Lu Kai did not get to enjoy maintaining his rule. Is that much true?"
 * Gilda: "Oh trust me, that is diffently true, thanks to Quack since his city was victimesed by his bull- (Remembers she's near Gazelle).... His sucky lies. In fact, based on what Master Ling said, that guy did not get to enjoy his rule for long ever since you escaped."
 * (Gilda): In the days following your escape, while he had your sisters in that box, he tried constant ways to find and capture you. But before he could succeed in doing so, he was confronted by your mere warning of not choosing what is best for China, because Kung Fu masters came in.
 * Lu Kai II: What can I do for you?
 * Master #1: Emperor Lu Kai, we have a warrant for your arrest.
 * Lu Kai II:... (Laughs) I never thought you guys had a sense of humor- (They looked sternly at him)... (Laughs) You think you can convince me that you're serious? I am the Emperor, you can't just DECIDE to arrest me. We have a word for that, and that's treason. So won't waste your ti- (They tackled him)
 * Master #2: You are indeed as pitiful as our Council said you were. We have been told that you have been exploiting higher powers like this position, magic, AND Chi.
 * Lu Kai: SECURITY!!! THERE'S PEOPLE COMMITTING TREASON IN HERE!!! ARREST THEM!!!
 * Master #3: I'm afraid your guards will no longer be of help. You must be arrested, because after what just happened involving the Chi warriors ALL over China, and how YOU inspired the death of the world's Magic Capital!
 * Lu Kai: Wait, WHAT?!? I COMMANDED NO SUCH THING!!
 * Master #4: Well, take a look at THIS! (Shows him a scroll)
 * Lu Kai:... QUACK'S CITY, DESTROYED BY CHI MASTERS IN THE HONOR OF THE EMPEROR LU KAI II?!?
 * Master #2: This is CLEARLY because of your exploits. You inspired people with your prejudice against magic.
 * Lu Kai: Okay, first off, I am NOT the one to resort to an invasion of THIS degree! I mean, ALL EXCEPT QUACK, DEAD?!? I'd only leave a fair amount alive. Second, I am NOT anti-magic! I wanted to use Magic and Chi to do great things for China. The prejudice against magic didn't help. This is outrageous of you to accuse me of something unexpected!
 * Master #1: It's not just Quack! It's other crimes. You were NOT wanting Chi and Magic for the good of China. We've had you under surveillance for months, and know of your true intentions. We only accused you as an anti-magic xenophobe just to admit this in public! (They revealed all the Imperial inhabitants, who looked at him in sheer disappointment)... On top of that, your the reason why those of average morality or less no longer have Chi!
 * Lu Kai: "WAIT WHAT?!"
 * Master 2: "It appears to be that Quack has placed a Chi cursed on us all, including you!"
 * Lu Kai: "W-w-w-wait, this much is clearly that crazy duck's fault, I-"
 * Emperor Lu Kai II, you are under arrest for all the tyranny you have caused.
 * (Gilda): So, yeah, that incident DID have a hand in the death of xenophobia in modern times, and for all the terrible things he did, Lu Kai II was sentenced to death. (He was seen in the shadows being beheaded)
 * Gilda: And since then, you can imagine what happened next. They had to make themselves a mixed species family to cover up the tyranny the Lu Kai strain made, harshly dishonoring the family itself.
 * Pang Bing:... Wow!... Well, serves him right. We warned him there would be consequences, and he didn't listen, so he no doubt made the biggest mistake of his life, and definitely the last.

(I guess that works. We can say he just moved in from his hometown in the Galapagos during this time.)