Too Zesty For My Tastes

Too Zesty For My Tastes is the 52nd Episode of the 3rd Season of the SpongeBob and Friends Adventures Chronicles series. Canterlot has noticeingly gotten more and more unitge restaurents as such places started to pop up in Canterlot and the more sofisicated ones started to become scarse and almost non-existent. Even the Higher classes like Fancy Pants began recimending the more unitge restaurents over the "Three Hooves" Restaurents. As such, Zesty Gourmand has fallen from social graces and lost her crediability as a critic, being fired from the Critics Union of Equestia and stripped of her status. She has since sturggled to keep ahold of the Gourmand mansion that's been in her family for generations. She has now harbored great resentment torwords Rarity and Pinkie Pie as a result. That's why she enlsited her absint-minded but talently magical daughter Happy Gourmand, who very unlike her mother, is open-minded to all forms of food but dutifully loves and listens to Zesty out of being a good daughter, to go and find her some helpers to "Correct these grivious misconceptions". Zesty sends her disguised as Princess Candence to bail out Svengallop, Wind Rider, and Dr. Eureka (by his relucence), out of the Black Staillion Asylum and into the Gourmand manor. Acknowledging that the trio aren't enough for her plans, she then forcefully instructs Dr. Eureka to create fake coupons for each of the more unitge restaurents to the Villain Teams and any still on the loose independent villain! As such, these villains came to honor thier clearly fake coupons to the restaurents, espeically The Tasty Treat, own by Saffron Masala and her father Coriander Cumin, the indian India sytile restaurent that inspired the change to begin with. As such, because the owners trying to insist they never sent out coupons, let alone to villains, this enraged and insulted the villains in feeling like they came out here for nothing and declaired that the restaurents will be destroyed for this, along witht their owners! Concerned by the strange but still troubling appearence, Celestia warns the Mane 7 who in turn contacted the Lougers and several allies for help! Rarity and Pinkie quickly suspected that something's up, espeically when Candence reported that she was framed for bailing out Svengallop, Wind Rider and Dr. Eureka. Can our heroes be able to pinpoint and find the causer of all this AFTER they protected the business owners from the pissed off villains?

Song/Music Used
(Gag Song, Fittingly By A Visiting Cheese Sandwich)

Chapter 1: A Critic Who Lost Her Zest
The Aftermath of Spice Up Your Life. The weeks that followed... Outside the Bank Meanwhile.
 * Zesty Gourmand was seen returning to a sofisicated building with a sign that reads "Critics Cafe: The Critic HQ of The Critics Union of Equestia". Zesty looks extremely bothered by the aftermath of Rarity and Pinkie bringing ponie's attention to The Tasty Treat.
 * Zesty: "What came over that fastionista pony and her idiotic pink friend? Why must they bother helping that cultural eyesore that is clearly the qouted, "Tasty Treat". If it was desten for failure, why help it? Canterlot was simply not meant for such commoner nonsense like, whatever strange exotic sludge those two had the ordasity to serve. So ponies actselly want to try that garbage? BAH! Clearly the new generation doesn't know refine and sofisicated eatery if it bit them in the flanks! Bah! No matter. It'll end up being a briefly lived fad and ponies will go back to enjoy true masterful foods and not garbage like curry or whatever it's called. That blasted Rarity is lucky I have more impourent things to do then seek out to ruin her name in canterlot for going out of her element. But that over-rated wrench better hope she doesn't cross paths with me again, or I may not be so kind next time. Ohh. I suppse being around my fellow critics will sooth my disappointment. Espeically since they gotten rid of that Praiser Pan idiot. He was never a real critic. Not like me. I have upheld Canterlot eatery to a standerd."
 * Zesty then proceeded to enter the building, as so, suddenly every single critic of every kind of sytile, art, food, movie, game, toys, politcal, establishment, entertainment media, music, wines, and more, all stared with surprise, disgust, and unamusement to the return of Zesty.
 * Zesty was admitingly caught off guard by that.....
 * Zesty: "....... Odd.... At best I usually only get a small acknowledgement then ponies go back to their busines. Oh, I must've came in after everypony just came back from an exhausting day no doubt."
 * ???: "YOU?!"
 * Hoity Toity came in.
 * Hoity Toity: "YOU, have some nerve to show yourself here after what the news has reported!"
 * Zesty looks around abit, hoping that Hoity was calling out someone else.
 * Hoity Toity: "Oh for Celestia's sake, you old bat, I meant YOU!?"
 * Zesty: "A-wha, ME?! Oui?! Mr. Hoity Toity, I have just been insulted by you! And what do you mean what the news reported?"
 * Newspaper critic: "Well, it seems that the latest news done exbertly by newsletter veterens in the Equestia Daily printing press and likewise others have reported that you refused to give the Tasty Treat your approval and recminidation dispite it being popular with the ponies for it's unigteness."
 * Zesty: "........ Your joking right? You people never had problems with my ways before. Why start now?"
 * Movie Critic: "(Looking like Nostagila Critic pony) ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, YOU TASTELESS HACK!? You just commited an act of making our union look like it doesn't know what's doing!? I mean, I know feel as if that our lives would be so much happer if you didn't existed?!"
 * Zesty: "Wha, wha, Nostaglia Pony, what, what do you mean!?"
 * Nostaglia Critic Pony: "(Gets angry and frustiated!?)"
 * Nostaglia Critic Pony: "WE HATE YOU NOW?! WE HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!? IF THERE WAS A LIKEABLE SCALE BETWEEN 1 AND 10, YOU BE NEGITIVE PIE?! YOU ARE NOW WANTED IN ALL COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD OF EQUESTIA SO PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN!? IF THEY WERE TO MAKE A CLOUNE ABOUT YOU, IT'D BE CALLED "ODE DE GAR-BAGE"!? IF CANCER GOT CANCER, YOU'D BE THE ONE THEY NAMED IT AFTER?! KNOCK-KNOCK?!"
 * Zesty: "(Bewildered and hurt) Who's there?"
 * Nostaglia Critic Pony: "NOBODY!? BECAUSE NOPONY WOULD EVER WANT TO SEE YOU?! WHEN PEOPLE ASKED SPIRITUAL ALICORNS THE MEANING OF LIFE, IT'S TO STAY AWAY OF YOUR DUMBASS, YOUR BAY-PONY'S LOST SYMPATHY?! DEATH TO JOY?! WOULD ANYONE IN A SLEEVELESS TRENCHCOAT, WHITE SHIRT, BLACK LEGGINGS, IS A BITTER OLD UNICORN, POINTY NOSE, POINTY EARS, STUPID EYEBROWS AND A LIKEABLE PERSONALITY PLEASE RAISE THEIR HOOVE!? (Zesty tries to do that fidgetly) YOUR TOO STUPID TO EVEN GET THAT JOKE?! (MAGICLY PULLS DOWN AN EVOLUTIONARY SCALE WITH ALL THE PONY EVOLUTIONS GETTING AWAY FROM A PICTURE OF ZESTY) ON THE EVOULIONARY SCALE, EVERY ONE OF OUR RACE'S PAST AND FUTURE IS FUCKING AFRAID OF YOU?! YOUR THE SURGEN GENERAL'S WARNING ON A PACK OF CIGERITES!? (MAGICLY DONS A CHEERLEADER'S OUTFIT BUILDT FOR PONIES!) GIVE ME A W, GIVE ME AN E, GIVE ME A H A T E U!? WE, HATE, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!?"
 * Zesty shed a tear....
 * Zesty: "But, but, why?"
 * A Boss Critic came in.
 * Boss Ciritc: "(Godfather impression) It's because you failed to uphold the critic's oath. You failed to be honest with people, you failed to be honest with yourself, you failed to be honest with us. I'm disappointed in you, Zest, we welcomed you into our family, we treated you like family, my late grandmother made you her lovely conallies every chance she gets. (An Art Critic did a cathletic prayer next to a artist painting of an elderly pony simular to Granny Smith).... And how you repaid our generosity? You threaten ponies their ability to own a business with bad reviews. You disrespected them, you disrespected me, you disrespected everyone, you disrespected my grandmother who showed you nothing but kindness even after you lost your husband Tasty Gourmand to a terrorable cooking accsident. I know you were never the same after that mess, that you prefer to enjoy bland tasting sofisicated food, since no other cook will ever be able to match your late husband, and I understand why your like this, but what you did wasn't right. You shouldn't have done what you did. Now, cause of this, I'm afraid that means that your no longer welcomed to this family."
 * Zesty Gourmand: "(GASP)!?......... Sir, please tell me you don't mean-"
 * Boss Critic: "I apologies for this Zesty..... But to denounce your unprofessionalisum..... Your gonna have to be let go. Your no longer apart of the Critics Union of Equestia. Boys?"
 * Two Minotaur bouncers in well-refine suits drag away Zesty.
 * Zesty: "NO!? TOP CRITIC, PLEASE, I'LL PROMISE I WON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AGAIN!?"
 * Boss Critic: "And you'll never will."
 * Zesty: "NO?! PLEASE?! EVER SINCE TASTY'S PASSING, I'VE ONLY WANTED TO PROTECT CANTERLOT FROM COMPETATION!? UNITGENESS RUINED MY HUSBAND'S LIFE AND LEFT ME WITHOUT HIM!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO-"
 * Zesty was tossed out of the building by the bouncers as magic caused it to close rapidly!
 * Zesty was laying on the floor, defeated and broken.
 * Zesty: "...... Tastey..... I'm so sorry."
 * Zesty was meeting some Bank ponies in the bank.
 * Zesty: "Please, let me keep the Gourmand Mansion, it's all that I have left. Just allow me a chance to pay off the dept, I'll find away, please.... I suffered enough since one mis-step costed me my job, not helping also is the lawsuits I dealt with and lost, and-"
 * The head Bank Pony: "(Raised his hoof to silence Zesty)...... Very well Zesty. We'll allow only ONE, additional week. But only out of respect for your husband, the famed chief Tasty Gourmand. But be made aware. That repsect can't keep us from doing our job. You failed to pay your morgade by then.... Then I'm sorry. It's nothing personal, Zesty. The rules of the banks make us do this. Have you told your daughter of the situation?"
 * Zesty: "No, please, her magic-asbergers makes her, too sensitive, like she's still a foul."
 * Head Bank Pony: "Well you can't keep her in the dark forever. She will know about this eventually. Mentally disabled or not, she's a smart enough girl, and her surprisingly strong magic capabilities enable her to know spells even Princess Twilight only reads about in books. She's not as foolish as mental-weaknesses would make her."
 * Zesty: "..... I understand.... But, I rather wait on that abit. I, want to make this gentle as possable."
 * Head Bank Pony: "Fair enough.... But hopefully, the dept will no longer be an issue by then. If not.... Then I wish I could help you more in some way."
 * Zesty got up and left.
 * Zesty walks on, defeated and dejected.
 * Zesty: "..... My life..... In shambles....... My career as a critic.... Ruined...... And it's all thanks to YOU?! (Points to Rarity's face on an advertisement for the Canterlot Bontigue.)........ I swear on this, Fastionista, you'll learn of the pain, I AM GOING THROUGH?! (FIRES A BEAM AT THE POSTER AND SETS IT ON FIRE?!).... I'll make you suffer, like HOW I am suffering!? (Sees the more unitgeifived Canterlot restaurents)..... Starting with the likes of those stains of Canterlot Cusine. (Sighs)..... But how.... (Walks on) It's not I can just go forth and attack those restaurents! My reputation is in enough shame as it is, and-"
 * Stops by a TV store, and on them, The UU News is playing. But is too depressed to watch and attempted to move on.
 * News Anchur: "And once again, the villain Kung Pow has desided to REALLY mess with the natural order of things."
 * Zesty stopped by that and came to watch the screen.
 * News Anchur 2: "Indeed he has. The nasty little dragon has reserected a double whammy for the heroes. He reserected the previously dead Deer-A-Nator and her son to make her serve as a minion to him and use her to destroy the Lougers and his nefpew Mushu espeically, as payback for two previous humiliations. We go now live to a Dragon Realms News Reporter live on the scene."
 * A Raccoon news reporter is seen on the scene of the Lougers battling Deer-A-Nator.
 * Raccoon reporter: "As you can see here, the Lougers are having a serious battle against a formerly dead female deer from a long while back who was reserected by the Prison 42 escapee, Kung Pow, out for the sake of petty revenge. Even with the Uniter present, this is garrentied to be a long battle. And as we know, long battles tend to leave serious damage in the city as always. Just like last week's Junjie attack where cause of him being able to reactivate a lost CIS Battle Droid Factory, the damage was bad enough that it almost lead to the periment shut down of many businesses and stores, espeically restaurents. If this battle continues, and if serious enough, we could see periment closings."
 * Zesty stared in awe-struck as the words "Periment Closings" echoed in her head....
 * Zesty suddenly smiled like the grinch.
 * Zesty: "..... Alchourse..... Who better to ruin those unigifived restaurents, then villains? Oh bother! It's not like I can just ask them myself! That could either risk an ineditable betrayal like what happened with that Suri pony, or just straight up humiliation like with the shamed Prince Blueblood! I need a way to have them do my dirty work without their knowing and-"
 * Zesty sees some dirty coupons for the Tasty Treat.
 * Zesty: ".... Coupons? Oh great, those two yokels from the Elephant Lands are giving out coupons for free..... Meals......"
 * Zesty grinned like the Chesure Cat now.
 * Zesty: "..... Perfect......"
 * Zesty walked off, knowing what she aims to do now as she climbed on a Chariot in shape of a limozene.
 * Zesty: "Dutiful Chauffeur, take me back to my mansion! I need to see my daughter again for something that'll finally slove my problems."
 * The Limo Chariot puller, a well dressed but stone-cold faced stallian, with frankenstein like gaze, grunted in agreement. This was Dutiful Chauffeur.
 * Dutiful Chauffeur pulled Zesty on the limo chariot as she was grinning wildly.
 * Twilight: (As the Mane Six and Lightning Dust and friends travel through Canterlot as Nightmare Night decorations were seen)... Ah, it's going to be Nightmare Night in Equestria soon.
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah! It's going to be wicked.
 * Applejack: I'm just glad that Fluttershy won't miss out this time because Celestia's soon to plan something big for not only all of us, but also one especially for her.
 * Fluttershy: I sure hope it's not... Well... TOO scary.
 * Pinkie: Oh, cheer up, Fluttershy. Besides, I know just the place we can go to blow off all this steam. The one and only Tasty Treat. After all, we are DUE for one as a make up for Lightning Dust for missing out on the celebration party for her grade ever since the uh.... Changeling Mishap.
 * Rarity: Thank goodness, I could use some ACTUAL original cuisine since Zesty's domino effect died out.
 * Twilight: Yeah. Apparently, since you two saved that restaurant, the others in the neighborhood have been gaining much more originality to them.
 * Pinkie: YAY! No more boring cuisine.
 * Rarity: And good riddance, too. Canterlot really NEEDED originality from all over the country. Otherwise, this would soon enough be the LAST place I'd go for lunch. I mean, I usually don't have an issue with more refined cusine, but the truth of the matter is, Canterlot should be more then just refine taste. It should open it's doors to other ideals of taste as well. I, just wish I understood Zesty's reasonings other then just being abit fussy.
 * Applejack: And clearly the smells are telling us the entire story.
 * Pinkie: (Takes a massive sniff of them) AHHHHHH! Smells from the heavens above.
 * Rarity: Ahh, there we are. (They come by the Tasty Treat, and enter)
 * Pinkie: GUESS WHO'S BAAAAACK?!?
 * All Customers: PINKIIIIE!!!
 * Applejack: "Wow, your surprisingly popular here."
 * Pinkie: "Alchourse. I pretty much new every old and current generation of Equestia at this point. NOW WHERE'S MY FAVERITE CHEF SAFFRON!?"
 * Saffron: (Appears) Pinkie! Rarity! Nice of you to drop by. Happy Nightmare Night.
 * Pinkie: It ain't even Nightmare Night yet, silly.
 * Coriander: Well, I say it's still nice to say such at this time of year.
 * Saffron: And...are these your friends?
 * Coriander: And it seems the Princess of Friendship herself is here.
 * Twilight: Yeah, and I must say, since Pinkie and Rarity fixed this place up, Restaurant Row has been getting a little more original cuisine from all over Equestria.
 * Saffron: Si, it certainly has. We've gotten to know many of them since the last time you came.
 * Coriander: And apparently, somepony from our hometown opened a restaurant right next door, and Saffron seems to be dating one of their employers.
 * Saffron: Ah, yes. This little row of Canterlot has come a long way since Zesty.
 * Rarity:... Speaking of which, I haven't head much of her since her many lawsuits by the various restaurent owners and her bad tidings with the Critics Union, do you know what happened to her?
 * Coriander: Well, this infomation was mostly kept quiet to the public, but, prior to the lawsuits, the union fired her.
 * Mane Six: FIRED?!?
 * Coriander: Oh, totally true. Apparently, the Critics Union were appalled by her actions, and after seeing clearly what she was doing to Restaurant Row, they fired her. Don't know what happened to her afterward apart from those lawsuits.
 * Pinkie:... That's... Kinda sad. And I feel awful for her, even if she was a total snooty batooty! And I feel awful about what I said back in Real Tests with Unreal Problems. Chalk one up as another Fillie Vanilli for me!
 * Rainbow Dash: "I'm calling it! She's gonna become another tainted pony over this and seek revenge!"
 * Rarity: "Isn't that a bit extreme to assume that, Rainbow?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh-ho-ho! Let's recall the times we dealt with tainted ponies..... Both canonly, AND IN THE SAF SERIES! Nightmare Moon, Trixie, Twice, The Flimflam bros, three times, King Sombra, The Pinkie Clone army, Almost Lightning Dust, Sunset, Dr. Caballeron, twice, AND WHO WE STILL HAVEN'T CAPTURED BY THE WAY, The Mane-Iac tecnecally, Suri Polomare, TWICE, Starlight, THREE TIMES, Wind Rider, MORE THEN ONCE, Svengallop, ALSO MORE THEN ONCE, Gladmane, Dead Sea, Pred and his daughters, MORE THEN ANYONE REALLY WANTED TO, Shineflare back when she was encharged of the unicorn council, Prince Blueblood, Black Tie, Celery and Fruit Salad, The Sin Ponies, Sopony, Death Coffin, Oak Golden, that one pony who was with that really dark rights group at the end of The Tri of Justice, that little Emerald punk, Dr. Eureka, Pred's SUPER freaky ansister, Acidburn, AND THAT'S ONLY WHAT WE KNOW ABOUT AND/OR COULD COVER AT THE MOMENT?! And don't get me started on the jerks we met in the comics! We'd be here FOREVER!"
 * Rarity: "Ok ok, you made your point, Rainbow Dash. Though I have reason to believe Zesty is too civilised to snoop to such levels."
 * Twilight: "Rainbow isn't exactly wrong about being concerned Rarity. Remember that Suri ended up surprising us by managing to get the Scourge Imperials involved."
 * Coriander: "Wow, that's rare."
 * Pinkie: "And Blueblood DID got Team Nefarious involved."
 * Spike: "And those Sin Ponies did started out as leagers."
 * Starlight: "And I got involved with a misfited ragtag team of unallied villains and was with Fem Fatala. Heck, even an alternate villain team's finest assassin."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Oh you mean Caera? I still remember on what a badass she was!.... And that she made even the artifical alicorn guards look like a total joke."
 * Rarity: "Yes, but what was the commen theme with those involvements?"
 * Applejack: "That they either end in ineditable betrayal,"
 * Pinkie: "TOTAL HUMILIATION,"
 * Spike: "Or both."
 * Rarity: "Exactly. And I suspect that Zesty would be cautious about those things, epseically with the controversey she has already. Not to mention that she's smart enough to know that the Louger's usual rouge galley are not very good with being trustworthy."
 * Twilight: "Intelligence can be a double-edged sword, Rarity. She could find an indirect way to get the villains to seek vengence for her without them knowing."
 * Rarity: "..... I don't suppose it wouldn't hurt to keep cautious, but I have no doubt that Zesty knows better then that, espeically with the current predicerment she's in."
 * Applejack: "Well, we're just gonna have to trust that she does and hope for the best. Now how's about we worry about Zesty later and enjoy ourselves?"
 * Twilight: "Fair enough."
 * Lightning Dust: "Oh, speaking about the Lougers, did you hear about that Kung Pow creep? Not only did he broke out, but he reserected that poor but crazy deer lady and is bribing her with her also reserected son to basicly be that little creep's patsy! Can you beleive that?!"
 * Spike: "Ugh, TELL ME ABOUT IT! I really hope the Lougers are able to help Miss Vambi out of that mess and give Kung-Pow a very painful lession for this, am I right?"
 * Rarity: Indeed. But that's irrelivent. I just came here for a nice lunch for our Nightmare Night stay in Canterlot, and now I hear that Zesty is in a situation that's likely or unlikely to make her as vengeful as any other ponies from our pasts.
 * Saffron: Well, the lunch will certainly help you relax for the moment. Why don't you pick a seat and we'll be with you shortly?
 * Coriander: You'll be fascinated to know we got some appetizers.
 * Pinkie: THAT SOUNDS NICE!
 * Saffron: Well, pick a seat. (They did so)
 * Midnight: "Perhaps some lunch will ease our concerns."
 * Rainbow Dash: Sure hope so. That revelation of a possible new threat might be AS concerning as the rest of the crap we put up with. I mean, we've have QUITE an adventure last week. I think after Twilight and Candence's Changeling adventure, we could USE a serious break.
 * Fluttershy: And good, because that would be a little frightening to think about at this time of year.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm with you on that one, Fluts. I may be used to fear to the point where I enjoy it, but that doesn't mean I don't know what is dangerous and what isn't. Hopefully, after we refresh ourselves here, it'll all be behind us.

Chapter 2: Happy Gourmand
Meanwhile. Inside Gourmand Mansion. Inside. Alleyways of Canterlot.
 * Zesty's limo-chariot arrived at a victorian, anichent, almost haunted house-like mansion, as it stopped, and Zesty got off and proceeded to enter the mansion.
 * Zesty walks past two cowerdly servents, a Butler and a Maid, walks through a hallway of armor simular to that found in the Castle of the Two Sisters, followed by a hallway filled with Gourmand ansistery, one picture is of a large bodied chef unicorn where around the picture is the equilent of a shrine, where Zesty took a brief stop to morn for this pony in the picture, looking at the words written under the frame: "Anypony can cook. -Tasty Gourmand", followed by "R.I.P.- Died as he lived in a cooking accsident. 1969-1989", where Zesty gave a brief tear to this....
 * Zesty then mustered up the will to put her mourning aside and proceeded onword, as she was watched by the cowerdly maid and butler.
 * Zesty climbed up the stairs leading to a room covered with smilely faced flowers, which did not matched the theme of mansion at all, as she entered, the cowerdly butler and maid still watched in secret.
 * Zesty walked in a surprisingly large, pink room filled with posters of Sapphire Shores, Countess Coloratura, and of Ogres & Oubliettes, Zesty gave a bizzarely warm demeanor.
 * Zesty: Daughter, come forth, I have a plan on how we can solve ALL or problems.
 * Zesty's Daughter: (Appears from a powerful teleportation spell and is reveiled as a unicorn almost simular to Starlight, but with pupel's in different rainbow colors and wearing a weird horn-helment on her horn) You do mom?
 * Zesty: Surely. It's a plan that'll get us money, and to do that, we simply caused a series of unfortunate events to cause the closings of the new "Unigte" restaurents that shamed Canterlot's Restaurent Row! Basicly, a food efnic cleansing if you will.
 * Zesty's Daughter:... Mother, I don't think that's, very nice.
 * Zesty:... (Sighs), I really don't want to have to tell you this, but..... Happy, I have to be honest with you, we only have a week to do this. The Bank won't allow another week. And nopony wants to hire me because of what I did. And if I end up homeless, that means I can't keep you anymore. You'll be sent to live with somepony who can't addaquitly care for you with your condition of magic-asbergers. Nopony else will ever understand your magic capabilities outshining then even ALL 4 princesses of Equestia and nearly the King and Queen! I want to be able to protect you from those that would only fear you or misuse you, don't you want me to be able to continue that?
 * Happy:... Yes?
 * Zesty: Then you have to work with me on this. This is by far our only chance. We don't get this oppertunity now, everything will be lost.
 * Happy:... (Sighs) Then how are you gonna do it, mom?
 * Zesty: Simple. I came up with the perfect way for revenge against the restuarents AND find a way to use their destruction to our fiancel benifit. All we have to do is send coupons of the many restaurants in Canterlot to the villains outside of our worlds. Then they'll do the rest. With the restaurants gone, we can use the obtained money to pay the mortgage on our mansion. That way, in laymen's terms, if we had the majority of the Lougers's most netourious of their rouges gallary to destroy ALL those restaurants all across Canterlot, then we'll be able to gain the money to save our home.
 * Happy: OTHER-WORLDLY VILLAINS?!? THE LOUGER'S MOST NETOURIOUS!? Are you sure that's not going to destroy more than you wanted out of it?
 * Zesty: Oh relax. Villain attacks are like chumming up an ocean for sharks. The Lougers and whatever hero or heroes they can get to help out will be magnited to them in a flash and stop the situation from going beyond the restaurent's destruction. Just trust me, daughter. We need to do this. Now, are you with me or not?
 * Happy:... (Sighs) I guess so. But I can't nessersarly say this will work. I mean, what's stopping the owners from just rebuilding?
 * Zesty: Oh, that's easy. I know two sorry sots who can help with that..... BUTT-KISSER, BOOT-LICKER?!
 * The cowerdly Butler and Maid barged in clumsly and crash about in trying to meet to Zesty's demands!
 * Zesty rolled her eyes as the duo keep clumsly bump into eachother and whatever got in their way, as Happy giggled abit.
 * The Butler and Maid finally made it to Zesty and saluted!
 * Butler (Butt Kisser): "At your service, Mi'lady!"
 * Maid (Boot Licker): "MISS ZESTY SIR, DUH, I MEAN MA'AM!?"
 * Zesty: "I want you two to do something for me. I want you half-wits to go around, disguised as insurence ponies and sell "Villain Insurence" to scam restaurent ponies out of their money so they can't afford to repair the buildings on their own."
 * Butt Kisser: "Oh of chourse your omnimitidence, your elegancy, your majusty!"
 * Boot Licker: "You said it, WE'LL DO IT?!"
 * Zesty: "And one more thing..... DO NOT, TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER!? PERSIST TO THE POINT WHERE THEY'LL CRACK?! GOT IT!?"
 * Butt Kisser: "Of course your majusty, your elegancy, your all powerfulness, your-"
 * Zesty: "STOP BEING SUCH A BUTT KISSER AND GET GOING!?"
 * Boot Licker: "YOU GOT IT, MISS ZESTY!? WE HEAR, WE OBEY, WE'LL CONGURE IN YOUR NA-"
 * Zesty: "THAT GOES FOR YOU AS WELL, BOOT LICKER?!"
 * The kiss-up duo tumbled and thumpled apawn eachother trying to get to their deed!
 * Happy: "..... You sure having those silly-fillies get the money is a good idea?"
 * Zesty: "Well being they're the only of my maids and butlers who stayed behind, what choice do I have? Besides, Licker's the brains while Butt-Kisser has quite a way with words. They'll get it right. Besides, you have a vastly impourent mission."
 * Happy: "(Dejected) Here it comes."
 * Zesty: I want you to go deep within royal gounds disguised as the Princess of Love to get the power to bail out some specific ponies from the Black Stallion Asylum.
 * Happy:... Okay... Infiltrate... Highly-guarded royal grounds... As a princess?... Isn't it severely punishable to impersonate a princess? I mean, the ones before, it didn't exactly end nicely for them. Surely there's gotta be ANOTHER much less-riskier way to do this.
 * Zesty: Well, I'm sorry to say, given the time we have left, I'm afraid it's the best we can do.
 * Happy: But what if I get captured and then arrested? You won't have the money to bail me out. We're BARELY able to keep the mansion as it is, so the prospect of bail becomes a, concerning issue. And I'm pretty sure those who have impersonated a princess before were caught quickly due to sensing lies. And if I were to use that 'jinx' defense, they would put me under interrogation because, ever since that whole 'Dr. Eureka' incident, they won't believe that excuse without any proof. I can assure you, the royal guard may have been a little incompetent in the past, but there's no doubt they can sense something off.
 * Zesty: You're GOOD at using magic, Happy. Surely you can figure SOMETHING out.
 * Happy: I'm just saying that it's not that easy to fool royalty anymore. Not to mention that the Dr. Eureka incident proved that escalating a conspiracy can also escalate the punishment. I'm asking you to do something better than this.
 * Zesty: Happy, do you WANT to live with a less-competent family than me? Because there is NO quicker way to get the money to save our home. While I understand your worries, I have full confidence that you can pull this off. So, please, just do it for not just for me, but for yourself.
 * Happy:... (Sighs) Fine, but again, I can't confirm it will work. But... How do we make sure the REAL Cadance doesn't call me out as an imposter? Plus, someone HAS impersonated her before, so I'm TOTALLY sure they would expect an imposter by what they know and what they DON'T know. If I end up the slightest-bit clueless to anything the REAL Cadance would know, they'll know I'm a phony.
 * Zesty: "Well, I think I have the perfect shorce of infomation on any form of royalty on equestia outside of the royal family themselves..."
 * The Con Pony from "Gift of the Maud Pie" episode, Con Artisan McScam, was seen in Canterlot allies.
 * McScam: "Oh yeah. Canterlot's the perfect hide-away from the Manehatten cops ever since Svengallop and Wind Rider really desided to be ballsy with the Christail Empire just to punish abunch of dang Mares. I can understand wanting to get even, but wow did those two push it. And alchourse, the coppers got dang good hunches that their ability to get there was my doings. Terriffic! Just, peachy keen! Oh well. It's already been 6 months since that fiasco. Soon enough, they'll stop looking for me, and I'll be back in business in Manehatten before ya know it."
 * Two thug staillians were seen with him. (They were basicly these two guys. The Bigger Thug and The Dirty One.
 * MxScam: "Of course, it never hurts to get some tough-guys to look out for ya. I couldn't thank you two more, Big Brute and Dirty Scoundrel."
 * Big Brute (The Big Thug): "(Arnald Swartsinagger Impersonation) Da, no sweet it McScam. Your the only pony trying to reverse that community nonsense that Coco pony is trying to bring back with that stupid play."
 * Dirty Scoundrel: "Yeah, not to mention the NOISE, NOISE, NOISE?! I couldn't sleep for weeks because of that?! How am I suppose to enjoy living in my filthy apartment with junk like THAT going on!?"
 * McScam: "Exactly fellas. But my reasons are more then just because of Dirty's sleeping problems and.... Whatever you want out of this, Brute. Manehatten was find with everypony looking out for themselves and not caring for anyone. That way, guys like us could've enjoyed profiting out from the misery of those that can't survive in that city! But thanks to Suri's former bitch, that's all up in flames now! And ya want to know the REAL kicker? That stupid play's getting a broad-nays' show on it! BROAD-NAYS!? That means MORE ponies are gonna start turning into saps! Successful Ponies will start mommy-ing the weaklings, more ponies will make it to the big city of Manehatten, and what do we parasites get? JACK-SHIT?!"
 * A dity hobo pony was seen!
 * Hobo: "HEY!? THAT'S MY NAME?!"
 * McScam: "..... I WASN'T TALKING YOU, DIRTY HOBO?! Point is, if I want to still maintain a successful con artist career, as well as for you two to still being paid handsomely, we need to keep Manehatten from becoming a city of saps!? Question is.... How the HECK are we gonna pull that off?!"
 * ???: "So I'm not the only one down in the dumps then?"
 * McScam freaked out with a wimpy yelp and saw Zesty Gourmand, with Happy cautiously hiding behind Zesty.
 * McScam: "..... (Nervious laughing), Miss Zesty Gourmand, one of my scarior, private clients, wha-wha-wha-wha What a pleasent surprise? What brings you here in the one place that I know your too eleigant to be in!"
 * Zesty: "Don't beat around the bush, you urban street rat, I need your aide in something."
 * McScam: "S-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-Sure, right, you bet-ya. So, how did ya know where to find me? I figured you thought I was still in Manehatten."
 * Zesty: "Oh please, in light of your parpisipation with certain staillians, I figured you would come to hid in the crevases of Canterlot to avoid the Manehatten ahtorities."
 * McScam: "(Nervious), There's really no outfoxing you, huh? So, what can ol' McScam do for ya?"
 * Zesty: "Well let's just say that I plan to enact some revenge on two certain mares. Miss Rarity of the rising "Rarity's Bontict" stores, and the party pony Pinkie Pie. I believed, you gotten into some issues with them as well, involving a party cannon and a emotionless rocktoligest."
 * McScam: "Hey now, whoa, take it from me, you do not wanna screw around with those two, not just because of that elements of harmony garbage, but that Maud pony's scarior then she looks! I heard she redused a huge blouder into nothing but little pebbles! Yeesh! I wouldn't even sic Big Brute on that pony!"
 * Zesty: "Hear me out before you scurry back into your little rat hole you call your hide-away! It's not exactly, direct. In fact, it's more onto their elfuence then the actual ponies. You see, because that blasted fastionsta and the party obcessed twit came into the aide of the Tasty Treat, restaurents of improper canterlot meals started to rise! Pastery Delights, The Smoked Oat, Pete's HayBurgers, BBQ Kingdom, Pudding World, Teddy ZoomUsra's Pizzaria, The Soytarian Butchery, Salad Empire, Griffinstone Scones, Ice Cream Valley, Carrot Dog Castle, Another Soy and Tofu Burger Branch from the Louger Icky's cousin Cashy, why, even an Equestian Branch of Paul Bunyon's!? All-"
 * The lot stand there confused what happened.
 * Happy: "..... I, think the lougers left behind one of their reaccuring jokes here."
 * Zesty: ".... As I was saying, all these restuarents have in common is that they have NO place to be considered "Proper Canterlot" Eatery! So call me as umimpress of those two mares interfearing with they way things are, as you were unhappy about Rarity and a different pony causing community spirit and compassion for one and another."
 * McScam: "Hmmmm..... Well, as long as you say it'll wipe away the smug smile out of that prissy fake canterlot ponyvillain fastion hack, then ya shanghaied me! Anything to break that sappy community spirit in Manehatten if anything cause of Rarity ended in horrorable dishastor! So, what do ya need?"
 * Zesty: "I know you have illegal Muggshotra Internet Access, so I need that to educate my daughter everything about Princess Candence so she can successfully pull off pretending to be here to bust out certain previous clients of yours."
 * McScam: "Whoa-ho-ho, pulling a Queen Chrysalis on me, eh? Well cause I'm on the run cause what went down in the Chistail Empire, I kinda have to charge my clients extra for wanting to pull extremes. Espeically if it's to help Ol' Gallop and Rider."
 * Zesty: "(Grabs McScam hard!) YOU, OWE ME!? MY HUSBAND CONSIDERED YOU A FRIEND DISPITE YOUR UNSAVERY LIFESYTILE AND HE TRUSTED YOU ON ASKING YOUR GOON FRIENDS TO REPAIR OL' RELIABLE, HIS FAVERITE OVEN HE HAD SINCE THE START OF HIS REIGN!? BUT IT TURNS OUT, YOUR GOONS HAVE NO PLACE IN OVEN REPAIR, AND WHEN HE ATTEMPTED TO MAKE A GUMBO THAT CAN HAVE EVERY FLAVOR BASED ON WHAT IS YOUR MOST FAVERITE, THE MAGIC DIDN'T MESH WELL WITH THE IMPROPERLY BUILDT OVEN AND........"
 * McScam: "(Gulps)...... Look, really, I'm still as remorseful as I can be on that. It's just, it was obvious that the magic of his Omni-Taste Gumbo was too much for Ol' Reliable in the state it was in. I did told him he should invest in a new Ol'Reliable instead, but he insteaded that the oven be repaired instead! I did warned him not to do anything as strong as that gumbo!"
 * Zesty: "Well, CLEARLY, you didn't do enough?! Now, you owe my family some act of redemption BY HELPING MY DAUGHTER OUT, FREE OF CHARGE, YOU SORRY ALLYWAY PARASITE?! OR ELSE?!"
 * McScam: "Ok, ok! Today's speical is absolutely free service. Purely out of respect for you and the Late Tasty Gourmand. And because I both like ya, and am terrifived."
 * Zesty: ".... That's, better. (Let's McScam go.)."
 * McScam pulls out his iphone and accesses the internet.
 * McScam: "MLP Wiki and SAF Wiki, and VOLIA!? Everything you need to know about Candance un-canonly, AND canonly! At, your, hoof-tips."
 * Happy relucently levitates McScam's Iphone and began to study about Candence.
 * McScam: "Although Zesty, since your making me do this chariably, I at least want a favor in return. Whatever your doing now, I want it to make Rarity's enfluence on it to look SO BAD, it'll effect Coco's reputation and destroy community spirit in Manehatten! That way, we BOTH win from this! You get to have bland garbage again, and I can enjoy having weak and helpless suckers relie on my help. We BOTH win against that over-rated bitch! In fact, this might even ruin HER reputation over this shabang! After all, it would be impossable for her to repeat our problems if her reputation's at an all-time low, am I right Zesty?"
 * Zesty: "Oh trust me, though I won't directly meant that, I cannot deny that the ponies will be upset that the restaurents Rarity and her pink idiot friend caused ended up being attracted to villain attacks cause of coupons they "mysteriously" accquired and had been refused of service because of anti-viillain service poloices placed in by High Council polotics."
 * McScam: "WOW, your gonna play a BIG GAME scamming some of the most narilist villains outside of Equestia to do that dirty work for ya! Do, what do Gallop, Rider, and assumingly Eureka have to do with all this?"
 * Zesty: "Simple, I need Svengallop's cunning, Wind Rider's legendary Speed, and Eureka for the fact that he's the one most capable to make a coupon printing press."
 * McScam: "I hear ya. Orcastraight a typical villain rampage, and I assume collect the money from each of those restaurents through, a what I can guess, a typical insurence scam, and leave the restaurents broke, AND broken beyond repair!? I like your stuff, Zest. And yet you choice to be a food critic? By the way, I heard about you being kicked out, and my greedy little heart goes out to you, and-"
 * Zesty: Uh, I hate to break it to you, but you're not the only one who wants the money from those destroyed restaurants. My mansion is under foreclosure, and if I can't get the money back within a week, I'll lose it. I'll end up in the same place HE is! (Points at Jack-S***)
 * McScam:...Oh...well, crap. Well then, we can simply split the money 50/50.
 * Zesty: Here's the thing, though. The debt I owe to the bank is a LOT! Over 40,000 bits. And I haven't been able to be around Restaurant Row to know how much each of those revolting restaurants are worth in cash. My best guess is it's around 70,000 bits at best. So, yeah, that means you'll have to go with just 30,000 bits.
 * McScam:...I don't know...it could take a hundred more bits than that to get me back on my hooves.
 * Zesty: Look, 30 grand is all you're going to get! If you want me to help you, then you need to fulfill your end of the bargain no questions asked. Otherwise, I'm taking ALL of the bits, and you can suffer the next worse punishment for the death of my husband: a crumbling career and a life in the streets.
 * McScam:...(Shrugs) Alright, fine! 30,000 bits it is. I gotta make it up to your family SOMEHOW!
 * Zesty: Good. Now, just providing us the information we require to impersonate somepony of higher power, you might also need to do a few other things for us.
 * McScam: Well, name it.
 * Zesty: In case some minor setbacks occur as this plan is progressing, we'll need SOMEPONY to make sure nothing jeopardizes it.
 * McScam: So, you want US to take care of any stool pigeons before they start doing any damage? Fair enough. Big Brute and Dirty Scoundrel aren't afraid to get their hooves dirty. Dirty Scoundrel espeically, as you can clearly guess from the name.
 * Happy: "Why would his parents name him that? Wouldn't that just lead to this sort've life to begin with and-"
 * Zesty: "Hush now, Happy, adults are talking."
 * Happy sighed.
 * Zesty: "Just one thing do. Be weary of the Lougers. They're not the sort of folks that your stooges can easily handle. They beaten forces that make you three look like tiny little amebas. Right now, they're fighting a powerful dragon lizard and a reserected super-deer. Compaired to the likes of that, you three are just target practice. Understood?"
 * McScam: "Got ya, stay clear of those misfits. Ya know, we could try-"
 * Zesty: "Keep in mind that I don't mean to have the lougers prevented from knowing about the dishastor. I mean, let's be honest, the celestial family is bound to notice an emasse of villains attacking Equestia, and well, we need to have something to balence out the villains and keep them from targeting all of Equestia out. What I want is you three to make sure certain ponies don't lead the misfits torwords the real shorce of that problem. For I want to make it that as long as anyone would care, the villains mysteriously gained coupons and ended up reacting poorly to not getting service."
 * McScam: "Fair enough. Though from what I heard, we most diffently want to keep Rarity out of the picture, cause she's a major Shadow Spade fan. In fact, she cosplayed as Spade once and next thing ya know, Wind Rider was exposed."
 * Zesty: "..... Good point. But play it safe. Only go after her if she suspects anything, AND ONLY, if she's alone. The minute you get spoted by witnesses, it'll be a desistating domineo effect that WILL eventually effect me, EVEN IF YOU THREE SAY NOTHING!? The The Celestial Sisters will read minds while some of the major lougers are capable of strong forms of malmitulation! So basicly, use whatever shady pony skill you learned from the rough streets of Manehatten and stay hidden!"
 * McScam: "You have the word of a McScam that I'll be nowhere and everywhere at the same time."
 * Zesty: "Good. Now, Happy, it's back to the Limo-Chariot with us. It's time for our next destination. Oh, and give McScam his weird phone back. You don't know where he keeps that thing."
 * Happy: Sure thing, mother. (Does that as they head off)
 * McScam:... Well, boys, it's time to get our heads back in the game. Don't let ANYONE stand in your way or spot you. Our ENTIRE career depends on this mission.
 * Big Brute/Dirty Scoundrel: Yes, sir

Chapter 3: The Return of The Terrible Trio-In-A-Half
The Black Staillian Asylum. Cutaway Present Cutaway Present Later... Inside. The Tasty Treat. Flashback. Present.
 * Inside the Black Staillian Asylum, rouge ponies of all kinds are seen.
 * We eventually come across Svengallop and Wind Rider.
 * Svengallop: "(Grumbles to himself)......"
 * Wind Rider: "What're you grumbling about now, you priss?"
 * Svengallop: Well, ever since that torture we were forced to sit through 6 months ago, I have been UNABLE to get the dated girly s*** of what our concept originally was decades ago. They were disgustingly cute and DISGUSTINGLY friendly. And the worst of it was...
 * Svengallop: (He was in his cell watching the Sea-Ponies singing verse)...
 * Svengallop: Since then, the awful brutes around here have been saying that right into my face. I was thankfully glad I was able to get that crap out of my system and get over the bullying when I found a loose pipe...
 * Svengallop: (After a local prisoner mocked him, he responded with a reaction similar to this...)
 * Svengallop: SHOOBY-DOO-SHOO-SHOOBY-DOO!! SHOOBY-DOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?!? WE GOT SOME S*** TO DO NOW!!! (Laughs until security was able to sedate him)
 * Svengallop: Glad that the bullies can no longer get to me given the fact that, through the breakdown didn't stop them, I at least got rid of every pent-up ounce of anger that just needed to be released like magma from a volcano. But...THAT S*** STILL GIVES ME THE CREEPS!!! Ponies were DISGUSTINGLY and infectiously happy and cheerful, but...(Shivers in craziness)...I can't BARE to see that pile of horses*** again.
 * Wind Rider: Don't we and entire brony community both?
 * Svengallop: "But alchourse that's one of my only issues. We haven't been able to be active since that fiasco. This asylum has done well to keep Eureka out of our grasp, AND did well to REALLY keep us on a tight leash!"
 * Wind Rider: "Eh, on the plus side, at least it gives us a chance to recover from that dramatic episode of being made to watch an older generation of our kind. Yeesh! Even Slaughterhouse's torture methods are shamed by what we went through."
 * Svengallop: "Ok, seriously, WHY did his parents named him like that as if they weren't expecting him to be brutal?"
 * Wind Rider: "..... It, was actselly a typo error. He was suppose to be called "Laughterhouse", but the writer added an S by mistake. Slaughterhouse hasn't been right ever since."
 * Svengallop: "And, they NEVER bothered fixing it?!"
 * Wind Rider: "Legally changing one's name is a surprisingly difficult proceedsure, Gallop. Once your original name gets into the system, you'll forever be known as that name. Changing it without legal permission would mean your a con pony or something. Speaking of which, McScam was surprisingly lucky to have avoided the athorities for this long."
 * Svengallop: "Well that's why we went to him, Rider. But it's obvious that he's otherwise in no position to bust us out. The only way we're getting out is if by crazy coinidence, Princess Candence desides to pull another Hank Spooner fiasco and tries to reform us and include Eureka by sheer chance!"
 * Wind Rider: "Yeah but I think that pink bimbo learned her lesson from her failed escapades from Hank. She either has to be an idiot, an imposter, or daring to ever try to tango with us!"
 * Orderly: "DOCTOR ON BOARD?!"
 * Several Orderlies were escourting a silluetted figure as all of the asylum's residents stared onword, even Svengallop in his usually unimpressed glace and Wind Rider's disinterested look.
 * The Orderlies reveiled an elegent unicorn psycolitrist aided by a dorky assistent, and gruff top orderly.
 * Top Orderly: "ALL WILL PAY ATTENTION TO DR. PSYIATRIC CARE?! SHE HAS BING NEWS?!"
 * The Unicorn, Dr. Psyiatric Care, cleared her throat.
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care: "....... I have news that is very likely to garner your attention...... Princess Candence has wishes to help one our several of you back to the path of proper ponyhood."
 * The Ayslum resident exclaimed in surprise!
 * This gotten Svengallop and Wind Rider surprised!
 * Eureka, in a farther cell, looked thrilled!
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care: "Now calm down, calm down. Don't get your hopes up. I just want to make you all aware that just because you leave the Black Staillian Asylum, doesn't mean it'll leave you. You will be rotinely monitored and checked on by assigned orderlies to make sure you don't end up being another Hank Spooner for her. I don't want her to end up feeling miserable about herself and her abilities again, and I don't want her kindness to be taken advantaged off. Now, I will not object to what she chooses, but whoever will be choosen, depending on how tainted your purity is, will either be EXTREMELY monitored, or lessly monitored. Now, I want you all be on your best behaviors, and make no rude, shrude, or crude remarks about her. She is a princess and deserves better then your lack of ability to rekindise royalty."
 * As Dr. Psyiatric Care continued, Svengallop got Wind Rider closer to him!
 * Svengallop: "Rider, do you realise what this means?!"
 * Wind Rider: "Hey don't over-react, she could just be here for Dr. Eureka, the resident good-behaviored one. Kinda figured it was gonna happen. Now our trio's down to two."
 * Svengallop: "More then that, simpleton?! It means we're given another chance to have a new shot for revenge!"
 * Wind Rider: "Hey, I already said that it's unlikely she'll pick us and-"
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care: Miss Candence will come right about now, so behaive yourselves.
 * 'Cadance': (She appeared)... Alright. I have come for three individuals. And they are... Dr. Eureka, Wind Rider, and Svengallop:
 * All 3 Ponies/Dr. Care: WHAT?!?
 * 'Cadance': That's right. I want them to join my Monastery.
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care:... Your highness, with all due respect, why them? They ALMOST destroyed your kingdom.
 * 'Cadance': Believe me, I am a little upset for them doing that. However, I don't see anything particularly nasty about them. Dr. Eureka, though guilty of theft, conspiracy, attempted murder, and so on, was only doing what he did to honor his father's legacy. And he's DEFINITELY not willing to ruin himself like that again, I'm sure. Svengallop, though his methods were unorthodox and unsympathetic, were all in proper respect for his former employer. Yes, what he did was not common courtesy, but it's STILL possible to build that for him. And Wind Rider? He's just a victim of jealousy and a former way of thinking in the Wonderbolts' past. He went into criminal activity because of a pointless pursuit on retaining a record, amongst other reasons. But he has a bit of potential to better himself. I can sense something inside of him that can make that possible. That's why I'm bringing them to the Monastery so I can rehabilitate them.
 * Svengallop:... Is she serious?
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care: Are you serious?
 * "Candence": "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said earlier that you WEREN'T gonna question me or complaint about my choices!"
 * Orderly: "Ya did kinda said that, Doc."
 * Dr. Psyiatric Care: "I, duh, well, that much is true, but, I, just figured you wouldn't be so quick to include Svengallop and Wind Rider. I mean, I did expected Eureka, but along with those other two?"
 * "Candence": "Oh how UTTERLY disrespectful! If your gonna question my methods like an unappresiative peon that you are, then I will complain this to my auntie Celestia! Let's see where the black staillian's funding will go from there!?"
 * Dr. Psyiatric: "No nonono! Let's, not get your aunt involved! If you want those three, you'll get them!"
 * "Candence": "That's better. Now chop-chop. It won't be proper to waste a princess's time!"
 * Orderly 2: "(Wispers) She's unusually demanding today."
 * Orderly 3: "(Wispers) (Scoffs), I bet Flurry Heart must've been a serious hoof-full this week."
 * 'Cadance': I HEARD THAT!
 * Orderly 3: SORRY!!!
 * 'Cadance': Now then, release the desired prisoners.
 * Dr. Eureka: (They did that as the three were legitimately surprised as they walked out of the asylum with her)... Your highness, I'm... Legitimately surprised you're cutting us some slack after what accured. Granted, I figured you would eventually come for me, but THESE TWO!?
 * 'Cadance': Oh, don't sweat it. It's what I'm good at as the Princess of Love.
 * Wind Rider:... Hmm... Something seems off about you.
 * 'Cadance': (In Everyone's minds) ("Yeah, you're right. I'm actually someone else whose willing to bring you into something big.")
 * Wind Rider:... I knew it. She's an imposter. I bet it's a filthy Changeling who wants to use us.
 * 'Cadance': ("I'M NOT A CHANGELING! I'm just a pony taking the guise of Princess Cadance to get you out of there.")
 * Dr. Eureka:... Isn't impersonating a princess... INCREDIBLY illegal? I mean, I've broken a lot of crimes in my day, but impersonating a princess is a line I'd RATHER not cross.
 * 'Cadance': ("And yet you have no problem conspiring against them?")
 * Dr. Eureka: Hey, that was for the greater good.
 * 'Cadance': ("Just come with me. I'll explain everything along the way.")
 * The group approuched Zesty's Limo-Chariot with Dutiful Chauffeur waiting.
 * Dutiful grunted.
 * "Candence": "Back to Canterlot, and step on it."
 * Dutiful Chaufeur obeyed and ran off with the passingers on board.
 * Svengallop: "Oh how I miss being in luxery."
 * Wind Rider: "..... So, how did you able to get the papers for the doc to even allow this?"
 * "Candence": "Well alittle prior, I may've borrowed some approveal forms from Canterlot castle as Candence, then after they were written successfuly, I gave them to Dr. Psyiactric."
 * Dr. Eureka: "..... (Face-hooves) Oh, ballicks, I knew this was too good to be true?!"
 * Wind Rider: "(Grabs Eureka) Oh yeah, Eureka, the trio is back in action!"
 * Dr. Eureka: "Why me? WHY me?"
 * Wind Rider: "Hey evenything can't always be about you, Eureka!"
 * Svengallop: "So, may we have the identity of the foux faux princess since we know your not Candence?"
 * 'Cadance': (Reveals her disguise and shows herself as Happy Gourmand)...My name is Happy Gourmand.
 * Wind Rider:... Wait... Any relation to Zesty Gourmand?
 * Happy: Her daughter.
 * Svengallop: Oh, I met her once. Heard a lot of nasty things about her having a domino effect on the cuisine district of Canterlot. I admit, I tried her tastes, and I'm a little... Iffy on whether to call them delicious or not. I'll give them props for matching Canterlot culture.... In that is as boring as the rich fools that thrive in it.
 * Dr. Eureka: Well, pardon my asking in fear of this situation being more unfortunate, but, what would a food critic want with US?
 * Happy: Well, a few weeks ago, she was fired as the result of two of the Princess of Friendship's friends coming in and ruining her credibility. Now, our mansion is under debt, and we have a week to get the money to pay it back. We already got your little friends McScam and company involved, as they... Gave me all I needed to know how to successfully pose as Cadance.
 * Wind Rider: I'm not a mega expert at impersonation,, barring my attempt to frame Rainbow Dash, but... I'm pretty sure you would've been caught even WITH that knowledge. You'd think the staff wouldn't recognize your style of writing.
 * Happy: Oh, that was a high-level magic disguise spell I used. It not only allowed me to actually USE the simulated wings, but it also gave me a lot of other natural qualities, INCLUDING her style of writing. I had it all under control.
 * Wind Rider:... Well, if you say so.
 * Svengallop: Well, at least we have past faces like McScam helping us. But... What exactly will WE get out of this?
 * Happy: Well, you'll get enough revenge on the Mane Six for what they did to all three of you.
 * Wind Rider: Seems good enough. How do we do this?
 * Happy: We already have it all planned out. We send the three other-worldly villains mainy the villain teams fake coupons to the restaurants, and when they get riled up by their unwelcoming, they'll destroy all the new restaurants in Restaurant Row, and we'll have the money to not only pay the mortgage on our mansion, but also to... Well... Have McScam share his shares with the rest of you, that is if you have interest in money AND if you can convince the guy.
 * Svengallop: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!? BRINGING IN THE VILLAIN LEAGUE, THE DRAGON SCOURGE, TEAM NEFARIOUS, AND WHATEVER AVALUABLE INDIE VILLAIN TO WREAK HAVOC ON A BUNCH OF RESTAURENTS?!?
 * Wind Rider: Okay, I may not be the nicest pony ever, but even I would think twice about bringing the likes of THOSE guys in. They'd end up destroying not just the restaurants, but anything else that stands against them, and when their rivalry gets the better of them, they'll be more trouble than their worth. And worst of all, when they find out it was US who brought them there... Well... May Celestia help us all!
 * Svengallop: "Trust us in this, neither of those villain teams, epsiecally not the leage, take kindly to being scamed! That was proven when a now former Mafia Allience member was humiliated by them to the point that the rest of the allience didn't even BOTHERED trying to get him back! Whatever they would conjure up for us if we get discovered would put even the Lougers' MLP G1 torture to shame!"
 * Happy: "Wow, kinda ironic at least two of this trio that were not afraid to basicly commit weather-terrorisum against an empire of chritailised earth ponies, yet they have a problem with what is assentually an albeit extreme act of insurence scam."
 * Svengallop: "..... I see your point. But I am looking at this in a more practical standpoint, not nessersarly a moral one. What is wrong with just asking for their partake in everything?"
 * Happy: "One, those that did got involved are either betrayed, humiliated, or both in the end. 2, The Scourge Imperials are mostly anti-pony cause of their emperor, Dark Dragon. 3, they all have an understandable difficulty to trust pony villains cause even the tinest shred of purity would end up biting them in the tushy! 4, having them knowing about us runs the risk of intentional betray, or being exposed via a local idiot blabing about it like one. Last though not entirely least, my mother has a terrorable reputation as it is, getting involved with either a leage of mostly disney villains getting continiously accused of darkspawn cult worship lead by a semi-compident mutant snake warlock that is trying to ruin Equestia as a paradise, a dark empire of conquest with forementioned leanings against ponies, and a highly advanced but rediciously comical underdogs. And trusting any indie villain has unpredictable results. So mother wants to indirectly lead them to attack those restaurents so only THEY would be blamed for the attacks."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Well even then, there's STILL the risk of any of those scoundrels to go after the rest of Equestia afterwords, and the forementioned concerned of those feudulent villain teams butting heads with eachother! More then just the restaurents won't be able to survive that!"
 * Happy: "Well that's why mother considered the idea that they won't be able to get that far cause clearly the Lougers will respond to the attacks and get in the way of the villains like they always do."
 * Svenagllop, Wind Rider, and Dr. Eureka: "Ahhhhhhhhh."
 * Svengallop: "But then there's the matter of those misfits being turned against us once they began to look for answers! Espeically if those mares start to lead them in the right direction!"
 * Happy: "That's why mother asked McScam and his goonies to try and capture anyone who could lead them to us, Mainly Rarity and Pinkie Pie, due to, obvious reasons."
 * Wind Rider: "I get ya. So she won't go Shadow Spade on everyone. But that little fake canterlotian priss is tougher then she looks."
 * Svengallop: "And that pink idiot is almost cartoohishly Looney Tuneian! Nothing against McScam's boys, but they have no hope to capture that suger-rushing jittering clown school drop-out!"
 * Wind Rider: "And then there's Twilight. She did some detective work herself. They would have to be able to get her out of the way too, but let's be honest, SHE'S A PRINCESS! She's no Celestia, granted, but she ain't no rookie! She'll trap McScam and the boys in magic bubbles faster then you can say "Zapapple Jam Surprise"!"
 * Happy: "Going after HER is only a last resort of the Princess of Friendship DOES become an issue. She is tecnecally royalty after all, and mother is in a risky enough position as it is."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Wait, just, how does your mother even plan to collect the money, assuming it doesn't become collateral damage of a villain's rampage?"
 * Happy: "..... She plans to get the money through having our two only servents act as villain insurence agents."
 * The trio stared at her.....
 * Happy: "..... Yes I know, I questioned that too, just, roll with it."
 * Svengallop: "Well did she at least placed it under the care of compident ponies?"
 * Happy: "Well...... Butt-Kisser and Boot-Licker at least are funny and have nice personalities, but, to be honest, they're kinda the last ponies that should be involved with any illegal activity."
 * Dr. Eureka: "So basicly, they're idiots."
 * Happy: "Well, no..... Just..... Extremely awkword."
 * Svengallop: "How bad?"
 * Happy: "Well Butt-Kisser has a way with words, but can sometimes put his hoof in his mouth and saids an unintentionally insulting word in trying to compliment something or in trying in hoof in blunt honesty, and Booty's way more cautious and the least awkword, but she has the temper of a Minotaur in mating season! She does NOT handle criticisum or Butt's poor choice of words well."
 * Wind Rider: "And those two, are entrusted, with the impourent job of gathering cash from those restaurent owners, because?...."
 * Happy: Because nopony else supports us, that's why. They're pretty much all we have left.
 * Wind Rider:... Do you have some kind of mental spell to make them... A bit smarter or something?
 * Silence....
 * Happy facehoofs!
 * Happy: "SWEET CELESTIA, I WISH MOTHER HAD THE IDEA TO HAD ME DO THAT BEFORE SHE SENT THOSE TWO OFF?!"
 * Svengallop: "...... Wow. You DO need our help."
 * Wind Rider: You SERIOUSLY didn't consider a mental-improvement spell before sending them off, KNOWING they can f*** up your plans? What, was your mother not just a food critic, but a freaking magic ethicist? Those guys suck ass in every part of Equestria.
 * Happy: You know, there WERE magic ethicists in the Critics Union that were good friends with mother before this whole mess began, so if she was here, she'd take offense to that. You KNOW they exist for a reason. Yeah, they're an annoyance, but they have a PRETTY legitimate reason why they speak out to things like reformation spells and the like.
 * Svengallop:... I guess THAT explains why she didn't consider using a mental-improvement spell. The Critics Union might've had a bit of an impact on her.
 * Happy: Well, regardless, I'm afraid there's nothing we can do now. Those two are practically already in undercover contact, and it would be a bad idea to reveal them.
 * Svengallop: Uh, lady, you don't NEED to reveal them. You CAN do the spell at a distance. In fact, given the magic you've shown to be capable of, you could teleport DIRECTLY to their location, and find a good hiding spot to do the spell.
 * Happy: "Even then, mother won't approve of tampering with them like that, not just because of magic ethics, but because it would violate a sense of trust with those two! They may live up to their names, but they know when they're not being trusted with something. Even awkword silly goofs like them know when they're not being appresiated, and the minute I would even offer the prospect of that, they would be offended by the fact they can't be trusted not to make goofballs out of themselves too much and would quit like the other servents."
 * Dr. Eureka: "I'm afraid I have to vouch for the polite young miss here. I had superviser unicorns who made simular mistake with other staff members with mental issues and/or compidence problems where cause of even the most well-intentioned notions that they would be better off with magicly heightened intelligence, mentality, dexterity or at the least better self-awarence, those staff members ended up getting their feelings hurt or feel downright insulted or untrusted with the career and would quit. Why work for someone who doesn't trust you or your mental compasity?"
 * Svengallop: "Ugh. Fair enough. Guess we have no choice but to hope those idiots don't screw this up TOO badly."
 * Wind Rider: "Why do villains keep working with stupid people?"
 * Dr. Eureka: "Because smarter followers are capable to make desidions of their own and would betray their master out of moral obligations, their own disires, or heck, if even the master's not worthy of being a master."
 * Wind Rider: ".... Good point, but how are idiots a better alternative?"
 * Svengallop: Yeah, I mean, if you wanna be a smart villain, you need to have at the least, neutral-minded followers. Not too stupid, not too smart. Not too little, not too much. Just in between. That way we wouldn't have to worry about s*** like this. If anything, it's your mother's fault for sending those two into something they could very easily screw up.
 * Happy: Hey, I SAID they were the only ones available.
 * Wind Rider: There's PLENTY more choices. You have all 3 of us, and YOU seem perfectly capable of impersonating somepony yourself. Why not do it yourself? I mean, from the looks of how your plan is gonna go down, you'll practically be doing little.
 * Happy: "That's because I have an over-powerful magic power that can't afford to be oversimulated. I have magic-asburgers, I mean, did you NOT noticed my magic horn regulater? Even with it on, I can't afford to over-exsirsize magic or else I'll end up causing a magic flux with the power compacity of a nuclear bomb going off! So if I was the one who keeps going around pretending to sell villain insurence for the restaurent owners, I might risk being a ticking time bomb!"
 * Svengallop: "...... Admitingly, that's a good arguement on why otherwise the powerful unicorn isn't the one doing more."
 * Wind Rider: "Wait, if you have magic-asburgers, how come your not, loopy."
 * Happy: "Mild case. Apart from times when I end up saying the weirdest things..... PICKLE BARRY KOMQUETS?!"
 * The trio stared confused.....
 * Happy: ".... See what I mean?"
 * Mr. Eureka: "And yet there's still the worry of you blowing up like a bomb if your magic gets overused?"
 * Happy: "It's a 50/50 kinda mild."
 * Svengallop: "Ok, fine, I guess your no good, but why didn't she asked McScam and his brutes to do it?"
 * Happy: "Like you don't know. Your McScam friend's on the run ever since the Manehatten Ahtorities assumed he had something to do with why you were there to nearly destroy the christail empire. He'll be pointed out by the guards or good samaritons or the Mane 7 in minutes! Even seconds."
 * Svengallop: "...... In hindsight, maybe sacrivicing a chrstailised imperial kingdom just to punish a bunch of mares WAS NOT one of my finer preformices."
 * Dr. Eureka: "No joking."
 * Wind Rider smacks Eureka in the face!
 * Dr. Eureka: "OW!? What was that for!?"
 * Wind Rider: We didn't recall asking you to speak out!
 * Svengallop: Yeah, you know the rule about hanging out with us! You do not speak out unless told to.
 * Dr. Eureka: Hey, douche, you're the ones who made me terrorize the Crystal Empire against my will. So why should I care?
 * Wind Rider: Do you recall me telling you that I can rip your spine out of your ass EVEN at an old age? Because I can do that at ANY time.
 * Happy: Alright, all of you, shut up! Those two are all we have left, and we're just gonna have to deal with it.
 * Wind Rider: Alrighty, but if they f*** this up, we're getting out of this deal before any of those do-gooders get the chance to beat the pony-s*** out of us.
 * Svengallop: Heir-heir!
 * Dr. Eureka: Oh, sure, YOU two will! But I for one am going to turn myself back into the Asylum if they DO fail. Unlike you two, I am NOT doing what I do for revenge. Most of the time, you forced me. I'm mature enough to take responsibility for my actions, and not run away like a bunch of cowards.
 * Wind Rider: COWARDS?!? You're referring to a former Wonderbolt!
 * Dr. Eureka: Yeah, the former Wonderbolt who couldn't avoid getting caught during a framing plot, AND couldn't take the opportune moment to fly away from the Crystal Empire before you were exposed to childish mindf***s from this franchise's past.
 * Wind Rider: Okay, first of all, that framing plot was the best I could pull off.
 * Dr. Eureka: Yet you couldn't take the time to replace a scarf smudged with delicious evidence?
 * Wind Rider: THAT WAS THE LAST CLEAN-ENOUGH SCARF I HAD AVAILABLE! THE REST WERE IN THE LAUNDRY!! I WOULD'VE BEEN CAUGHT ANYWAY IF I HAD ATTEMPTED TO REPLACE IT!!
 * Dr. Eureka: Yeah, if you say so.
 * Wind Rider: And second of all, THAT EMPIRE WAS AS COLD AS BALLS AND A CRAZY STORM COULD'VE FROZEN ME IN AN INSTANT?!? YOU THINK I COULD'VE FLOWN OUT OF THAT?!?
 * Dr. Eureka: I think it might've been possible. For example, why don't you fly BENEATH the storm, and THEN fly out of the area once you were clear of the storm?
 * Wind Rider: With a freaking army of heroes outside? That was all but impossible!
 * Dr. Eureka: If you could rip a spine out of someone's butt, then you could've plowed through those heroes like bowling pins. Face it, Wind Breaker, all you've proven with those words is that you're just not the same Wonderbolt you once were.
 * Wind Rider: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, THAT SPINE'S COMING OUT-
 * Happy: ENOUGH! Nopony is killing anypony in this mission. AND you're not leaving until the job is done. Unless of course Dr. Eureka here is correct and you two ARE too scared to even take another chance at getting revenge on the Mane Six.
 * Svengallop: Well, excuse US for being skeptical about whether or not this plan is going to work because the only ponies who can help get you the cash you need, ARE NOT MENTALLY COMPATIBLE FOR THE TASK!!! (Suddenly, the two were choked in a similar way to Darth Vader's Force Chokes) HUUAAKKKK!!!
 * Happy: ALRIGHT, LET'S MAKE SOMETHING VERY DAMN CLEAR TO YOU TWO DINGBATS!!! YOU'RE STAYING ON THIS MISSION UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE, AND YOU WILL NEVER, EVER, INSULT THOSE TWO JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT!! THEY HAVE BEEN UNDER MY MOTHER'S SUPPORT SINCE THEIR FAMILIES HAVE BEEN ON WELFARE AND HAD MAGIC ADDICTIONS FOR 42 YEARS!!! THEY RELY ON US, AND IT WOULD SHATTER US IF WE LOST THEIR TRUST!! AND IF YOU TWO UNDERMINE THEM LIKE THAT, THAT'S ASKING FOR THAT VERY THING TO HAPPEN!! SO YOU ARE GOING TO PUT FULL CONFIDENCE IN THEM AND HOPE THAT THEY CAN DO SOMETHING RIGHT, OR WE WILL PERSONALLY DRAG YOU STRAIGHT BACK INTO THAT ASYLUM, AND ASK THE STAFF TO SWITCH THE TORTURE FROM G1 TO G3!!! UNDERSTAAAA- (Her magic regulator sparks and she gets a little dizzy and lets them go)
 * Wind Rider: (The two, as well as Dr. Eureka, were shocked at her reaction)... Y-y-y-y-y-yeah, whatever you say! (Chuckles)
 * Svengallop: Yeah, for the sake of not seeing your head explode, we'll do this without any question! Just...just don't do it killing us in the process.
 * Happy: I... I never said that!
 * Wind Rider: Yeah, but clearly a magic-Asperger patient's head exploding WOULD surely kill us.
 * Dr. Eureka:... I... Remind me to see a therapist if and when we get back to the Asylum.
 * Happy: "...... I'm, sorry for that, ok? Those two are like family, and, I get defensive when people insult them for any reason. Just, remember not to do that again, ok?"
 * Svengallop: "For the sake of avoiding our deaths, let alone a magic caused doomsday, I'll obliged to it."
 * Wind Rider: "Ok, fine! But only because I hate death more then I hate ineditable failures."
 * Happy: "Honestly, wow you two are irritable."
 * Dr. Eureka: "That tends to happen when they were exposed to early-generation nonsense that Equestia appartently shares the same francise family tree with. It's no wonder why people were surprised that older men liked the canon show."
 * Happy: Quite. Now, we can all agree to give those two a chance. They gave us their word that they would try their hardest, and we gave them that chance with our full trust. If they could acknowledge us THAT much, they would surely succeed.
 * Wind Rider:... So... What do WE do then?
 * Happy: "Mother selected you three for certain reasons. Svengallop, your a malmitulative, stragtigetic genius and a clever oppertuniest."
 * Svengallop: "Well, that goes without saying."
 * Wind Rider: "Oh way to stroke his ego, lady."
 * Happy: "Wind Rider, your strentgh, controverseal training, and speed has made it that you didn't earned your wonderbolt legacy without a reason to back it."
 * Wind Rider: "Oh how I MISSED people complimenting me."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Now look who is the ego sucker?"
 * Wind Rider was about to punch Dr. Eureka hard, but Happy stopped her!
 * Happy: "..... And Dr. Eureka, your genius and tec building abilities enabled you to have a corperate empire."
 * Dr. Eureka: ".... Well, I did, but unfortunately, certain methods I did turned out to be socially unacceptable.... Not including unatutherised interfearence in a battle against a now has-been king of choas."
 * Svengallop: "Though, what speificly does Zesty need us for?"
 * Happy: "She'll explain when we arrive to Gourmand manor."
 * Dr. Eureka: "THE Gourmand manor? I heard that place is beautiful!"
 * Happy: "Actselly, even before my mother's troubles, it has seen better days ever since.... Father's passing."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Oh it's not like the Gourmand manor is in a nearly terrorable state of disrepair or anything."
 * Dr. Eureka: (The Manor had only a few interesting features left)... I say. It almost looks good enough for a Nightmare Night party.
 * Happy: Yeah, you can clearly see why we're under a heavy debt. Sad thing is, my father died when he was trying to perfect the Omni-Gumbo. But it didn't always looked like this. This mansion was once something to write home about. Father's famous meals always kept the mansion in shape and us away from dept, cause trust me, even in better times, mantaining ownership of this place is NOT easy, even for my dad even on his finest budgets. Dad was usually the best one capable to keep the Gourmand Mansion aflout as done by fast Gourmands for many generations. Sadly, because he refused to give up Ol' Relieable when it was clearly long past it's usefulness, and that it's the only oven he trusted for all his cusines, even something like the Omni-Gumbo, a meal that can taste like your most faverite thing in the world, made that way thanks to a spell that can make that happen, named the Yummy-yummy Spell. Thanks to McScam and his inadiquite in mechanics thugs, Ol' Relieable was not able to handle the spell's great engery and..... Well, let's just say that the kitchen was the first thing we lost when, we lost him. My mother was always a critic apart of the union, but she used to give everypony a chance thanks to my father's famous phrase: "Anypony can cook". But Mother always liked his food more then anyone else. His death was bad enough that, she never wanted the niche of his great cooking be repalced by another chef's, so, she made Restaurent Row into a line of generic sofisicated restaurent places and hides behind the justification that Canterlot deserves ediquite eatery, as her main and real reason is because it is done out of coping with her loss. She avoided ungite places like the Tasty Treat espeically cause, well, the Tasty Treat made the mistake of naming itself after father in a way, Tasty Gourmand. As well as all of the Restaurent Owners of Canterlot were fans of my father's legacy, even that nice Miss Saffron, who they all bought my father's mass-produced cookbooks in his hayday. Mother couldn't handle the prospect of father being replaced, so..... She did what she did. And she gotten away with it and barely kept the mansion from getting worse up until, appearently, a family squable counted as a friendship problem, and the Cutie Map lead Miss Rarity and Pinkie Pie to stop what my mother was doing and brought restaurents to normal, at the price of puting my mother in the path of dept, and now soon, Gourmand manor will no longer belong to us. It is, why she resorted having you guys here.
 * Svengallop:... Wow... I never wager that is why our mother's such a sourpuss.
 * Wind Rider: No wonder this mansion looks like s***.
 * Dr. Eureka:... (Sighs) Gentlemen, it pains me to admit this, but, we all need to help her. I may not be fond of this plan that much, but given what had occurred to the Gourmands, it would pain me more to let this happen to them.
 * Svengallop: "Oh indeed Doctor. I know what is like to be slap away from the lap of luxery."
 * Wind Rider: "Yeah, and I personally got taken away from my own legacy thanks to that fake canterlotion ponyvillain fastionisa Rarity. Been there, done that. I get she and that pink idiot only did what they did to save a family bond and to save a struggling restaurent, but heroes these days have a bad hapit of not understanding what happens to the losers after they win. It's exactly why villains end up angerier then they were already and get worse with each comeback!"
 * Happy: So that means you're going to help?
 * Dr. Eureka: Yes. And after THAT, we'll DEFINITELY put our full confidence in Butt-Ki- (Scoffs) and Boot-Li...(Scoffs harder)...I-I-I'm sorry, I can't say that with a straight face.
 * Svengallop: What the loony's TRYING to say is that we'll help, but only if it means our enemies get what they deserve.
 * Happy: Trust me, you'll get everything that's coming to you. Now let us move. (They walked into the mansion)
 * Happy and the trio are inside.
 * Dr. Eureka: "Well, I see the inside of the manor is still in a better state then outside."
 * Svengallop: "Now, given that the manor is obvious in need of some renovations, why would any bank, let alone the bank of Canterlot, would want to take away this old thing away from you? No pony would want the place in the state of former shellisum it's in."
 * Wind Rider: "That is a good question. What would the bank have to gain collecting this old relic? No pony would want this old victorian mess."
 * Happy: Well, besides the fact that, it's what banks do, it once belonged to a rich millionaire who now works for the bank. Gourmand Manor didn't always belonged to the Gourmand Family.
 * Svengallop:... Okay... So, where's your mother?
 * ???: I would be over here. (Zesty appeared). Welcome, all of you.
 * Wind Rider: Nice to be in your presence, Mrs. Gourmand. Your daughter told us about your situation.
 * Dr. Eureka: And we'll be more than willing to help you. But don't think I appreciate your methods. I feel that this is all just a way for you to get revenge on the Mane Six, and not just because of your mortgage issues.
 * Zesty: Yes, I have heard that you aren't as upset with the Mane Six as we all are. But what if I promised that you could get your company back with the money that you could potentially earn?
 * Dr. Eureka: I'm over that, actually. Eureka Corp is better off without me. Not to mention that just trying to buy it back wouldn't work given what I did when I was still running it.
 * Zesty: "Your a staillian of honor. I appresiate that. But try to look at it in my perspective. You lost your company because you were only trying to bring an end to what was an unredeemable beast."
 * Dr. Eureka: "...... Well, yes, but, it wasn't nessersarly for solely pure reasons! It was to prevent Whooves from possability getting enough credability that even his biggest skeptics would doubt him as a thief! The fact that I stop Tyranny's rampage was at best a small business compaired to protecting my flank from eventuall uprising."
 * Zesty: "Perhaps, but think about it more. Whooves was once the same twit who couldn't even get an automatic mailbox right without blowing up in his face in a litteral fastion! Does that sound like somepony one would trust with a company of geniuses?"
 * Dr. Eureka: "Now it all fairness madam, he was otherwise a compident inventer, his inventions only failed because I placed him there under the guise of my father's misguided beliefs! Eureka Corp deserved better then being buildt on lies and deception."
 * Zesty: "..... And yet your still in Black Staillian Asylum?"
 * Dr. Eureka: "Mainly because I am being dragged down by these two! (Points to Svengallop and Wind Rider) They're basicly dragging me down from otherwise being released for good behavior and a recimendation to the Reform Monistairy. Not helping that they talked me into still doing bad things cause I'm too spineless to stand up for myself ever since I lost Eureka Corp. Back then, I used to be proud and brave, and I always took risk and always come out on top, but, ever since my first taste of defeat, well.... I suppose my veil of security shattered thanks to my downfall."
 * Zesty: "Ah..... So that's it. It's not just because of you being abit more morally cauious. It's also because your lsot your nerve. Your edge. And being the controler of a powerful tecnological company gave you that nerve! That's your problem! You, need that nerve back!"
 * Dr. Eureka: "Well even if that's true, getting Eureka Corp back wouldn't bring it back. Ponies are aware of my old tricks now, I no longer have the same credability I had back in the day."
 * Zesty: "Well, then what you need, is a self-confidence boost."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Well your daughter said your against magical malmitulations for self benefit when we were disgussing about concerns of your servents being unrelieable cause of their silly behavior."
 * Zesty: "True, but only if it's cause of the pony not really needing it. Butt-Kisser and Boot-Licker are driving by loyalty to not make TOO much mistakes and are capable enough to learn from ones they do make. It's different if the pony DOES need it. And Eureka, you may not want that confident self back, but you certainly DO need it back servely. Your being driven by fear of another failure now that ponies are aware that your not perfect anymore, so, we need to fix that fear and make you your old confident self again. That way, you would feel the need to regain Eureka Corp, only now you'll stick to honest practices again, cause let's be honest, the kind of thing you were doing can no longer hide in secret now everyone knows of it."
 * Dr. Eureka: "But I am not very comfertable of the price of me getting involved in a nasty scam of ruining others dreams! It was no different then what I was doing to other geniuses! I can't say with a good conjustus that I morally approved."
 * Zesty: "Oh trust me, (horn starts glowing), you'll sing a different tune when the original Dr. Eureka is restored."
 * Dr. Eureka: "Madam, please, even if I do need a confiidence boost, it's tecnecally still against my will and-"
 * Svengallop and Wind Rider held Dr. Eureka down!
 * Svengallop: "Don't take it TOO personal, Eureka, but we did had a concern that you'll eventually willingly turn on us."
 * Wind Rider: "That, and we're tired of you being a real chicken shit. Time for the Old Eureka to make a return."
 * Dr. Eureka: "NO!? PLEASE?! IF THIS CHARADE FAILS, THOSE I CARED ABOUT WILL HATE ME AGAIN FOR RELAPSING!? AND ON TOP OF THAT, YOU TWO WILL BE BLAMED FOR FURTHER CONTAMINATING MY PURITY, AND YOU MISS ZESTY FOR DOING SO!?"
 * Zesty: "I am not proud of this forceful confidence boost since, in technicality, it makes me sound like a hypocrite for saying I'm against mind-warping spells, but you have my assurence, it's only going to be a one-time thing and you'll thank me for it, and you'll never be pointed out or discovered. As far as Equestia will know, it was just another day where the Lougers' rouges gallery desided to make their presence known again where it ended up causing the shutdown of the restaurents of restaurent row, and the reputation of the Main 7 hit a slight snag and understand the pains of controversey, while we are able to rebuild our lives from the ground up."
 * Dr. Eureka: "HOW CAN YOU EVEN BE SURE!? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A WAY TO EVEN BRING THOSE SCOUNDRELS HERE?!"
 * Zesty: Oh, that's why I have YOU here. You'll be helping make the coupons so that Wind Rider can deliver them as quickly as he can while Svengallop gives them the detour there.
 * Dr. Eureka: IT WILL NEVER WORK IF PONIES END UP SHUNNING ME, INCLUDING THE STAFF AT EUREKA CORP!! IF THERE'S SOMETHING I KNOW ABOUT SPELLS LIKE THIS, IT'S THAT THEY'RE EASY TO REVERSE.
 * Zesty: Maybe, but we'll make sure they give you a second chance, not by mind-control, but by proving to them that you've changed enough for them to offer you that chance. Again, you'll thank me for this later.
 * Dr. Eureka: NO, NO, NO!!! (She casts the spell on him)...... (Starts grinning.....)..... (Smugly) Papa Eureka's back, filly! (The camera starts to pan away from Gourmand Manor as Dr. Eureka is heard laughing maniacally. As the laugh echoed away, we then pan into Butt Kisser and Boot Licker dressed as business ponies)
 * Butt Kisser: "Booty darling, are you sure this is gonna work? How do we know villain insurence even exists?"
 * Boot Licker: "Would you relax, tush-smoother!? And alchourse there's such a thing as villain insurence! You have any idea how often people suffer from money problems because of villain attacks?"
 * Butt Kisser: "Well, it various to be honest, I-"
 * Boot Licker: MORE THEN WHAT YOU COULD EVER GUESS! I mean, seriously, there's LOADS of things that cause property damage these days. Villain insurance is supposed to make sure any damage done by villains or during their fight with heroes is covered by Costacus. Surely you would've known that.
 * Butt Kisser: Yes, but I'm just saying that not all worlds have not only the same currency, but the same ways to pay for collateral damage. I mean, I know things like this exist because of worlds like those in the Anime Universe that are terrorized by... What was it, koiju?
 * Boot Licker: Kaiju.
 * Butt Kisser: Yeah, that, like Godzilla and his hundreds of giant monster buddies that can demolish an entire city with just a blast of nuclear energy. Those worlds have Costacus to thank for situations like that to deal with the collateral damage done by those guys that could cost millions, billions, or even trillions. Seriously, that s*** is so crazy, I don't even wanna think about it.
 * Boot Licker: Yes, I DEFINITELY don't. There's things out of these worlds that can cause more damage than most villains. And whenever fighting of heroes and villains are involved, you bet your ass that it means damage has to go with it. Not all fights go off without damage to important surroundings. So we're going to pose as two Equestrian villain insurance agents from StallionFarm.
 * Butt Kisser: Oh, yeah, I LOVE their commercials. LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR, STALLION-FARM IS THERE!
 * Boot Licker: Yeah, yeah, but just know that impersonation of anypony is illegal, so if we go to jail, then the Gourmands and their manor are history. They're putting their full trust on us, so we need to not be total morons and just have the balls to actually do something right for once.
 * Butt Kisser: But you don't even HAVE those.
 * Boot Licker: Just do your best.
 * Butt Kisser: If you say so.
 * Boot Licker: "I, KNOW so! You may be the smooth-talker, Butts, but I'M'S the brains here! I'm even smarter then the princess of friendship! (Unknowingly slams into a poll!) D'OW!?"
 * Butt Kisser chuckled at that!
 * Butt Kisser: "I would've wagered the "Brains" would've avoided that there poll and-"
 * Boot Licker: Oh, shut up! Let's just make haste. (They do that as they entered the carriage and rode off)
 * The Main 7 and 5 are awaiting their meals.
 * Rainbow Dash:... So... What are you guys planning to do at the Nightmare Night festival?
 * Twilight: Oh, that's easy. Celestia set up this festival to be a much more exciting alternative to the Grand Galloping Gala. This time, there'll be PLENTY of things exciting for her. And what's more exciting is that, fittingly, Princess Luna will be hosting it. She even says she's going to do something pretty exciting for us.
 * Midnight: (Chuckles) Yeah, Luna's come a long way since you helped her out on socializing during this time of year.
 * Twilight: And as the host, Luna set up a lot of good attractions. And again, Celestia agreed to give something to Fluttershy that she can easily tolerate in Nightmare Night, so this time, she won't be spending ALL day under her bed.
 * Lightning: Which is actually the LAST place I'd be on Nightmare Night. Monsters DO occassionally come out from under beds, you know. (Fluttershy was shocked at that)
 * Rainbow Dash:... Really?
 * Lightning: What, it's true. (Fluttershy was worrying heavily)
 * Applejack: GREAT! Now we have to spend ALL night trying to calm her and lift her spirits again. Way to go, genius.
 * Lightning: (Sighs) Fluts, there's no monsters that come out from beds or closets. By all means, you're safe under your bed. Besides, I think that by sitting under there, you'll block their path.
 * Pinkie:...That's actually a good point. You'd be sitting on their entry if they COULD come out from under your bed.
 * Fluttershy:... I... Okay, I... Guess that makes me feel a lot better.
 * Lightning: See? We're even.
 * Applejack: Pfft, barely.
 * Rainbow Dash: I'm looking to get myself pumped on adrenaline again. I haven't had a good-enough scare since that Futurasian Haunted House Attraction.
 * Pinkie: Just remember what I told you about-
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, yeah, yeah, not to overplay my addiction to scares because your granny says it could turn out real. I'm not THAT much into scares. Otherwise, I'd be considerably insane.
 * Applejack: "That actselly makes me curious. If you were incapable of fear, then WHY did ya'll acted so scared then we pretended to be the undead in 28 Pranks Later?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well because of two reasons. One, me being unscareable isn't considered canon to the canon show, so, I, had to take acting lessons on how to at least simulate being intimidated and scared."
 * Hasbro Instructor: "Repeat after me, Miss Dash....... (SCREAMS!?)"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(SCREAMS!?)"
 * Hasbro Instructor: "Very good. Now this..... DEAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHA!?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(SCREAMS IN SAME FASTION!?)"
 * Hasbro Instructor: "Now this. (SCREAMS THE GOOFY SCREAM!?)"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(GOOFY SCREAMS IN FEMINATE PITCH!?)"
 * Hasbro Instructor: "Now this. (TOM STREAMS!?)"
 * Rainbow Dash: "(Higher pitch tom scream!)"
 * Hasbro Instructor: "VERY GOOD! Now, let's take a water break, wait 5 minutes, then we'll resume."
 * Rarity: "Well I wagered it came in handy, cause I haven't heard you reacted in legit fear for a long time now."
 * Rainbow Dash: "Well, it helped because of the second reason..... The only thing that CAN really get to me badly.... Is....... Ever losing you guys. (Looks Guilty) Espeically if it's because of me being stupid. I was actselly afraid of starting a zombie apocalise! AND getting eaten! But that was nothing compaired on what doing that would've done to my Wonderbolt career! I even had nightmares of Celestia sentencing me to DEATH for it?! I ACTSELLY CRIED FROM THAT NIGHTMARE, EVEN MORE THE CUPCAKES ONE!?"
 * Lightning Dust: "Was it THAT bad?"
 * Rainbow Dash: "It was death by....... Ya know that freaky scene from The Cell where this Horse was-"
 * Applejack: WHOA there Dash, take it easy with how you describe that kind of stuff, sugar-cube. Fluttershy's right here. This is also a restuarent fer pete's sake, and folks here are trying to eat! But yeah, I get what y'all were trying to say, and I can surely agree, that was quite disturbing, even if the Nostalgia Critic himself says that it's imbalanced and not thought-out in delivery.
 * Sincere:... What exactly happened to the horse, though? (Rainbow Dash whispered the answer in her ear)... WHOA!!!... YOU'RE KIDDING!!!
 * Pinkie: What, what happened? (Rainbow Dash told her)... WOWIE-ZOWIE!!! THAT'S QUITE DISTURBING!!!
 * Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but I gotta tell ya, I realized that it was all just a dream because Celestia would have to be as sadistic as her Mentally Advanced counterpart to wanna sentence a criminal to death in THAT fashion. But trust me, enjoying fear itself is not all it's cracked up to be. You can play the events of that episode in that haunted house, and you'd still be okay with it because you KNOW it's not real. But if it WAS real, then you'd know darn well that it's a serious problem, and you'd be legitimately scared stiff, and at best, you'll feel guilty and sad. I think Pinkie's granny may have had a point when she said that you can't take fear in vain. I know when fear is to be taken seriously and when it's just a joke, and... Given that zombie prank, you can't really tell if serious fear IS the joke. I deserved it to be sure, but... You gotta wonder... What if I really DID cause a zombie apocalypse?
 * Rarity: (The ponies all look at each other)... I suggest it's best we don't think about it. It would make us feel anxious, especially around Nightmare Night. Fluttershy the most.
 * Saffron: (Comes by with their food) Here you are, amigos. Fresh and original.
 * Helping Hooves: Oh, good. The appetizers were good, but I can imagine these will satisfy us completely. (They tried the food)
 * Pinkie: WHOOOOO-WEE! Saffron, your soup is better than last time.
 * Twilight: Yeah. Even Po would be jealous if he tasted this stuff.
 * Saffron: Yes, we offered a little more variety as our place grew in popularity. Especially since my novio next door offered some techniques of intensifying flavor with his boss's generous permission.
 * Fluttershy: Well, that was quite nice of him.
 * Saffron: Indeed. I just wanna thank you both for making this possible.
 * Suddenly, the door was heard slammed open followed by comical sounds!
 * Everyone looks to see the disguised Butt-Kisser and Boot-Licker stuck to eachother on the same door frame trying to get through!
 * Boot-Licker: "HEY?! ONE SIDE, TUSH SMOOTHER!?"
 * Butt-Kisser: "MA'AM PLEASE, THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY RESTAURENT?!"
 * The duo were seen stucked.
 * Kindheart: "....... Uh, Miss Rarity, I don't seem to reckindise those two, do you?"
 * Rarity: "Never, not even once in all my trips to Canterlot. What about you Pinkie darling, you basicly seem to know everypony, any idea who those awkword sorts are?"
 * Pinkie: "..... Actselly no. First time I seen them. (DRAMATIC GASPS!?) THAT MEANS THEY MUST BE NEW HERE?!"
 * Coriander: "Well, is somepony gonna get those two clowns out of my door frame? They'll block potaintional custamers on that position."
 * Saffron: "I got this." (She helped them out of the door frame)
 * Butt-Licker: Oh, thank you.
 * Saffron: No problem. So, what brings you two here?
 * Boot-Licker: Oh, we're here on official business. Restaurant Row has been getting a bit more original with their cuisine lately, so we figured that it would be a total shame for these places of EXCELLENT smells and tastes to be wasted by a villain attack.
 * Butt-Kisser: A TOTAL shame indeed. Espeically when the news recently stated about a psyco deer being revived by a small but dangerious dragon wizard. So, we have come to assist in offering villain insurance to make sure you can pay to recover your very business.
 * Saffron:... Seems like a very fair offer.
 * Coriander: I would HATE to have our business torn down by some reckless power-hungry demon-worshippers, or a comquest empire, epsiecally if it was by that underdog villain team, or whatever crazy villian of the week the lougers had to put up with.
 * Boot-Licker: We are villain insurance agents from StallionFarm, the best insurance agency in Equestria. I am Donoretta.
 * Butt-Kisser: And I am Money-Maker. We'll make sure that your rates won't go up just because of a villain attack.
 * Pinkie: That's actually very nice of them to offer this place some villain insurance.
 * Rarity: Well, they sure as heck need it. We've done too much for this place to let it go to waste because of some stupid villain eavesdropping out of nowhere.
 * Twilight:... Uh, Saffron? Can I speak to you for a moment? (The two went to the back)... Saffron, if villain insurance has long existed here, didn't you get it before?
 * Saffron: Well, sadly, we have a bad phone connection in this part of Canterlot ever since we gotten a free electristy inspection by a pony named "Mc-Cram", so, no, we didn't.
 * Twilight:... Odd... A phone connection going offline right during a "free inspection"? Don't you seem to find that a TINY bit suspicious?
 * Saffron: Well, to be honest, I thought it was just a normal occurrence. I mean, I have heard from others in Canterlot that they have had the same problem with communications across the area. Hold on, wait a second, where exactly is this going, Princess Twilight?
 * Twilight: Well, what makes me a little suspicious is that not only is it odd that you haven't gotten villain insurance before and after these 'Free Inspections" happened, AND for the fact that your phone connections haven't been going smoothly since they came. It's almost like... Somepony cut the connection just to make sure you DIDN'T get villain insurance.
 * Saffron: Are you suggesting that these two are imposters?
 * Twilight: Maybe, maybe not. But just to be on the safe side, we need to make sure that they aren't. No offense, but we've been having conversations about Zesty since you told us she was fired. Perhaps she may be planning something as payback.
 * Saffron: (Laughs) Okay, she may've been a mean-spirited critic, but I can assure you, she would NEVER stoop to that level.
 * Twilight: "Ponies getting their purity tainted after going through even so much as a minor inconvince like simply getting fired can drive ponies to do.... Unpleasent things."
 * Saffron: "..... I do see your point, but, maybe Zesty is better then that. Why, I would figure that these two don't even know about Zesty other then by reputation. I respect your looking out for the Tasty Treat, but as a princess of friendship, you do need to be more trusting then that."
 * Twilight: ".... I know, but, let's make sure these two these two are legit first. I mean, I never new StallianFarm sends ponies to send out insurence anymore with the presence of modern tec offering greater results."
 * Saffron: "It could be because they were concerned about recent events and desided to directly confront the restaurents."
 * Twilight: "Well let's see if they are just being good samaritons, just to be safe."
 * Saffron: "Fair enough. But again, don't act like you don't trust them. It would really hurt them if they knew that a princess doesn't trust them. Don't you ever know how painful that can be?"
 * Twilight: Oh, trust me, I know how PAINFUL such a thing feels if something suspicious turned out to be legitimate. However, it almost worked because the princess I was failing to trust actually WAS an imposter. It was just a changeling.
 * Saffron: Oh, you mean THOSE things? I have long heard that one of those has been accepted into pony society, but I'm still holding my breath on others.
 * Twilight: But ever since I was almost hurt by something I thought was genuinely innocent, I've ALWAYS feared what would happen if that really WAS innocent. This time, I'm not going to stupidly accuse somepony of something WITHOUT evidence again. That's just asking for trouble. Before we do that, we need proof. So we need to interrogate them and get to know them. Trust me, even though I'm a princess, I still have flaws as I've only been one for 3 years. Even I learned that even princesses can have behaviors we're commonly not expected to have such as bad eating habits or feelings of jealousy. But even a princess, with all those flaws, still has the intelligence to know that when something seems off, you can't just burst in with unprovable accusations.
 * Saffron:... Very well, then. I just hope you know what you're doing.
 * Twilight: So do I. (They go out)
 * Butt-Kisser: Oh, you're back. What were you talking about?
 * Twilight:... May I ask, how long have you two been working for StallionFarm?
 * Boot-Licker: We're new in the business, actually. Been working with them for at least a month. Even so, we've gained PLENTY of experience in community college to get the job done without a sweat.
 * Twilight:... Are you familiar with the bad phone connections this place has had since a 'free inspection' from somepony named 'McCram'?
 * Butt-Kisser: Actually, yes, we have. Apparently, that inspection accident ended up causing phone connections for not just this place, but many others. That's why our bosses have sent us here personally so you won't have to call.
 * Pinkie: Huh? I never thought there were bad phone connections here. I mean, that would be pretty bad for the restaurants here that deliver.
 * Rainbow Dash:... I'm starting to get suspicious. Saffron, how long has this bad connection been a problem?
 * Saffron: Just this Sunday, of course.
 * Rainbow Dash:... (Whispering to the girls) I don't know about you girls, but I think a sneaky former food critic is at our midst.
 * Kindheart: (Whispering) And how would you know Zesty is behind this?
 * Rainbow Dash: (Whispering) I don't. But she seems to be the #1 culprit in my book. Maybe Twilight's getting suspicious, too. I think we might wanna play along.
 * Rarity: (Whispering) We cannot just accuse these two for being spies of some nasty former food critic!
 * Rainbow Dash: (Whispering) And after Chrysalis' attack on Canterlot, I'd agree. But we can't exactly trust these too random ponies not even Pinkie Pie knows about until we have the proper evidence. Just play along, and we might get somewhere.
 * Rarity: (Whispering) Alright, suit yourself.
 * Rainbow Dash goes back to the duo.
 * Rainbow Dash: "Ahem...... Are you two, or have you two ever been aware of Zesty Gourmand?"
 * Butt-Kisser: "Oh of chourse we know of her. (Rainbow Dash was about to do a "Ah-Ha" moment) But only by reputation. (Rainbow Dash recoiled in defeat.) We otherwise do not know Miss Gourmand personaly. Though we have came to understand that she is fiancilly suffering lately."
 * Rainbow Dash: "...... I got nothing."
 * Rarity: "(Sarcasticly) Oh masterful detective work, Miss Dash. (Seriously) Now allow the proper exberts to work here. (To the duo) Have you ever reckindise this "McCram" before?"
 * Boot Licker: "Admitingly no. Perhaps he's a relitively new electrison. Amaturs have been known to make mistakes from time to time, so obviously, this is no different."
 * Rarity: "Well, other then because of current events, why have you started going to give insurence speficly to the restaurents of restaurent row and not of other places of impourence?"
 * Butt-Kisser: "By all means, we already had covered the other places in Canterlot. We're just saving the Restaurents best for last. I mean, one would never know when trouble desides to rear an unpleasent head. It when comes to daily villain problems, you can't afford to be too content with the calm before the storm. Preperations must be made you know, one can't afford reckless abandon."
 * Coriander: "And I'm for one don't have the luxery to just hope for the best. Ladies, you can stop being suspitious now, cause I think these two ARE legit villain insurence ponies, and now it's time for us to talk business."
 * Boot-Licker: "Oh of chourse, Coriander Cumin, my friend of the Elephantlands, let's proceed to your office and we can have you sign a few papers and signitures and then you'll be all set."
 * Coriander and the duo left for the office.
 * Applejack: "..... I think it might be possable that we were too cautious and accused totally unrelated ponies for nothing. It kinda looks as if the Zesty talk placed us all in alittle bit on edge here."
 * Starlight: "I, think that's possable. Those two acted calm when asked about Zesty. If they did knew about Zesty other then reputation, they should've paniced or at least showed signs of sweat and nerviousness. They're clearly too professional to be swindlers or something worse."
 * Rainbow Dash: I don't know. I still say it's suspicious. They could be good at hiding it. It IS better to be safe than sorry, after all. But let's not worry about it for the moment and come back to it later. I wouldn't want us to look bad in front of all these good ponies.
 * Helping Hooves: Well said, Rainbow. I'm too hungry to worry about a possible revenge plot after all.
 * Fluttershy: What worried me is that they said something about Zesty having financial problems. You don't think she could be losing her home, do you?
 * Kindheart: I work for the First National Bank of Equestria here in Canterlot. Maybe I can figure things out and give you girls some clues if that's at all possible.
 * Fluttershy: That would be appreciated.
 * Kindheart: But that will keep until after we've finished our lunch. Like RD said, we can't do this in front of a lot of ponies and look bad.